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+{"text":"Welcome to /3/ - 3DCG, 4chan's board dedicated to 3D imagery and modeling. If you're reading this, you probably got this linked to you because you posted a question that has already been asked many many times. Read ahead, and find your answer. Scroll down for a useful FAQ and resource links"}
+{"text":"Looks like one of the Resident Evil 3 Remake Jills"}
+{"text":"Jill Valentine RE 3 for G8F guhzcoituz"}
+{"text":"release it on 3d load already character skin hair and cock morph?"}
+{"text":"Making a new thread since the image limit got hit on da last one. Show us that cool new project you got in the works anon-kun! Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"anon your reference images are from 3dscanstore you can literally just pirate that model and see how you're doing"}
+{"text":"This is th 3dcg wip thread, not the piracy wip thread"}
+{"text":"Nice dusty ambiance, I like it!"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of a late '90s PC game loading screen. Which automatically gives it sovl."}
+{"text":"100K POLYS FOR THIS!? WHAT IN THE GOY ARE THESE GOOKS SMOKING. WHAT HAPPENED TO RETOPOLOGY."}
+{"text":"do you even need flow when you have that many polys in the face? can a sculpt deform well?"}
+{"text":"That is low poly for a sculpt, and it wouldn't deform well with a remesh topology"}
+{"text":"why not? it's so dense at that point why would it matter."}
+{"text":"Try it yourself, it creates all sorts of artefacts"}
+{"text":"Are you that guy who normally prattles on about vertex density being more important than edgeflow? Why are you allergic to good edgeflow. It's not even that hard to retopo. Or even just box model. If you have a good base mesh, then why sculpt with messy vertices. Just pull up your base mesh, and sculpt that."}
+{"text":"What's stopping Blender users from switching to a superior set of various software which excel in their target abilities?"}
+{"text":"I'm willing to bet money that what you call \"intermediate\" artist is not even at junior artist level."}
+{"text":"Most intermidiate 3D artists always have plenty of projects going on and many use of them Blender in all of the modeling (speaking of myself only though) Switching software is a big deal for most people, you have to get some free time and be really dedicated to switch. AFAIK, nor Maya or 3ds Max have anything to offer that is superior, or at least superior to a degree of you wanting to switch. And of course, Blender is still \"amateur\" software, so \"amateur\" in fact that it is funded by Epic Games, NVIDIA, AMD, Adobe, Google and other big names."}
+{"text":"how come you think like that? any examples?"}
+{"text":"how come you think like that Because a junior level artist is still a professional. He might be slower, but skill level wise he is almost there with seniors. He understands his craft more in depth than most amateurs There are some red flags in what you said which are indicative of someone of low skill level/hobbyist. For example most professionals don't \"learn blender\" or \"learn maya\" like amateurs keep insisting on. They learn modeling, learn sculpting, learn anatomy, learn animation. These things are software agnostic. Once you know the basics of a profession, you should be competent with another software within 1 week of switching. No professional needs years to master a software, that's why tutorials where they go through everything a software does is rarely more than 10 hours long. When you said \"Switching software is a big deal for most people\" this immediately makes me think you don't know what you're doing. Second redflag is insisting that dedicated suites have nothing on software that's used as a general tool. That is clearly wrong, and for example anyone who has ever sculpted in zbrush or animated in maya knows that they are leaps and bounds better than what Blender does. Sure, Blender is fine for what it is but that's a far cry from saying it's just as good as other software. No professional would ever say that."}
+{"text":"imagine how crumpled you gotta be to make this image lmao"}
+{"text":"What does the job market look like for 3D artists?"}
+{"text":"high quality Yeah, okay man I'm sure 95 percent of what you watched was a PowerPoint presentation with some melodramatic gooks shouting over it"}
+{"text":"most of his class in college failed to find any actual internships at real companies Because they're shit. Most people are shit. Wanting to be an artist doesn't make you good at it."}
+{"text":"Less human rights and more government sponsorship"}
+{"text":"the workers in the animation industry are being aggressively exploited, race to the bottom, because \"muh passion\" and artists are generally super low IQ about business. the higher ups get rich, the people who do the work get nothing but a tiny pay check then get fired when the project is done."}
+{"text":"Depends on where your located. If your in the USA, markets like -Manufacturing -Game Design -Animation are a lot less profitable than consumable services -Neche Porn -Personalized digital 3D products -Online Advertising"}
+{"text":"Blender Cultists who claimed Blender can save you money, never truly understand how money actually works. Now Gainax who tried to save money have been dissolved because of false promises to save money. You people have blood on your hands cultist, blood on your hands!"}
+{"text":"Wait...didn't i make that?"}
+{"text":"sometimes a post is so retarded you just start crying"}
+{"text":"You're full of shit. Nothing but a bunch of women working in these companies making complaints because they didn't get to move up in rank or they didn't get a raise. So they'll lie and blame men and get men fired. Women have been ruining game companies for years now."}
+{"text":"Need a source on that"}
+{"text":"Literal retard babble"}
+{"text":"Recently found this game on steam. nevermind the gameplay, music etc., it's all shit. But what stood out to me is the art. How is this feasible with just a 2 person team? Doesn't seem feasible to me, so i assume that these models and textures weren't all modeled and painted by the creators of this game, but if not, then how would you do this? I took a close look at the textures, and for example, if you look at a barrel, the individual nails in the wood are all shaded slightly different, which leads me to believe that all of these textures are downsampled from something else somehow, maybe even from photos. But if we suppose that these are all ue marketplace assets that were simply crushed to lower poly and texture resolution, how would you do that and how would you combine all that into a unified art style and avoid the typical asset flip look? There are also some assets like in the next picture where a generic rock or moss photo texture wouldn't really work, because of how it wraps around the 3rd model as if they were created for it, but surely not? cont."}
+{"text":"color indexing is not \"a technical workflow\", it's just how you had to draw back then"}
+{"text":"it's a bunch of repeating trimsheets, bashed together in photoshop out of real images and additionally dumped in images of other shit to blend in with soft light or overlay then noised only unique props had their own textures like the pouches and they were photoshopped aswell with a little manual drawing i wouldn't get my advice from mentally disabled /3/retards"}
+{"text":"I gave the game a shot, it looks quite nice but the game felt like a bit of drag. It's really the pixels that are masking a lot of it. It's all photo referenced i'm guessing (or substance) then it's just creative use of trims and the like, its pretty old school.  is right. I think it would fall apart with higher rez textures and you can see it falls apart on some of the big buildings. Assets wise its pretty limited you can imagine a single artist knocking it all out pretty quickly"}
+{"text":"Oh, nice digging. I wasn't able to find anything on the Devs myself. I suppose he really is/was an industry environmental artist."}
+{"text":"post 3D humor content, 3D fails, 3D jokes, 3D everything"}
+{"text":"This reminds me of someone on this board"}
+{"text":"neets making blender porn"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Please someone leak her official 3d model online"}
+{"text":"Please be old enough to post here"}
+{"text":"Juno my darling"}
+{"text":"There are so many books on Blender. How do I know which are good??"}
+{"text":"anyone selling training is a scammer by default AI is the future, and selling courses is like selling shovels during the gold rush but the gold is all gone and worthless"}
+{"text":"AI is retarded and soulless junk."}
+{"text":"AI is only for shitposting and porn"}
+{"text":"U don't need them Anon-kun. Bernd can recommend pic related. Pro tip: Get the e-books on Gumroad, and youwill receive a lot of bonus material. :3"}
+{"text":"the piles of tutorial slop is one of the worst things about blender"}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of people dislike it. But there is no need to hate it. Blender is an alright little utility buddy. It's not the best at anything, though it's a great helper. Personally I only use it to clean up models post CAD modeling, store my hp and lp's in seperate collections, and it's simply great for that. I like Blender."}
+{"text":"poojeets use blender, you included 3ds max is the white mans robust software from the 90s poojeets didnt exist back then"}
+{"text":"blenders the first 3d package since softimage where i actually like the modeling toolkit"}
+{"text":"kek I can totally picture anon trying to animate a character vertex by vertex"}
+{"text":"Opensource shitware. It will never ever be good."}
+{"text":"How come the modifier stack of 3DS Max is more solid than Blender?"}
+{"text":"you can look at Pochemu's Judy Hopps model Where?"}
+{"text":"Pochemu's Judy Hopps first result on google, try it"}
+{"text":"I'm just a hobbyist, but I started in 3ds max and moved to blender. What I really liked about max is that most modifiers just work by themselves. For example deformation modifiers generate their own grid structure, of which you can then move the control points. In blender this always seemed more clunky because you have to create this geometry yourself, which gives you more flexibility, but is annoying for quickly doing something. And blender is like that throughout - requiring curves, geometry, empties or other reference objects for modifiers. Still, blender is much more fun to me to use and somehow it inspires me more"}
+{"text":"For example deformation modifiers generate their own grid structure, of which you can then move the control points. In blender this always seemed more clunky because you have to create this geometry yourself, You're supposed to use lattices for that which has been automated to fit the bounding box now"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's great, blender modifier sucks garbage ass"}
+{"text":"so, what is 3s freelance website of choice?"}
+{"text":"I've been a professional 3d guy for over 20 years, almost 30 years. This is a dead industry walking. There will be no such thing as 3d animators in 20 years outside of hobby work. Probably sooner than that. I give it 15 years, give or take 5 years. Entertainment character animation and vfx will be the first to go. Last holdouts of 3d animation will be industrial and technical animations just because its too precise and niche for ai to understand and do it right. (No ai models trained on novel niche and exotic industry machinery or products so animation has to be done the old fashioned way). By 2050, 3d animation will be a totally extinct industry. Ironically 2d hand drawn animation will survive because some lone guy drawing on pieces of paper and bringing it to life will always be enduring. I for one am glad. 3d animation was always a means to an end in bringing our imagination to life. In the near future I will be able to produce my own movies and animated aesthetic films from my phone. I can make my imagination become reality without having to be a masochist and rendering my life away. I think I'll take up welding, metal 3d printing and metal art after my 3d career winds down. I have kids. I didnt even bother to teach my sons about 3d because I already know its a dead end industry on the verge of total collapse in a few years. I told my son to become an electrician."}
+{"text":"my primary non creative job is immune to tech Like what?"}
+{"text":"AAA studios Those studios destroyed themselves through woke ideology. They made a choice to stop printing money. The industry itself is growing every year."}
+{"text":"You underestimate how much passion you need to make it as a professional 3D artist, you have to live 3D to succeed"}
+{"text":"And be a masochist"}
+{"text":"Should I move to 3ds max from Blender? Does it have more things that are advantageous over Blender? I feel it has a more straightforward UI than Blender after working with it for a good time, and navigating materials is intuitive, same for rigging and animations. Although I like the hotkeys for modeling from Blender, is there such a thing for max?"}
+{"text":"I moved from max to blender and it felt a lot more inspiring for a lack of a better word. with max I only made depressingly shit stuff and got lost in pirating vray and tools instead of actually making stuff. But I'd honestly like to hear how you fare when moving from blender to max"}
+{"text":"Should I move to brush from pencil? Does it have more things that are advantageous over pencil? I feel it has a more straightforward handle than pencil after working with it for a good time, and using different colors is intuitive, same for outlines and drawing in panels. Although I like the handle for doodling from pencil, is there such a thing for brushes? would laugh at you for that"}
+{"text":"/ic/ would laugh at you for that"}
+{"text":"ah the great I made you a wojak retort. Never effective but hey at you've made an effort beyond the lowest possible quality posts."}
+{"text":"ah the great I made you a wojak retort. Never effective but hey at you've made an effort beyond the lowest possible quality posts."}
+{"text":"Anyone got a recommendation on which version of Zbrush to 'borrow'? Trying to test out that software but not sure what year or version to test out. Any recs or links to any 'borrrowing' sites would be appreciated"}
+{"text":"look up \"getintopc\" it has everything you could need in one place. Good luck and WAGMI."}
+{"text":"Great site but I just looked and it pretty much has every software except zbrush on it for some reason. Unless Im retarded which is totally possible"}
+{"text":"It's my first time hearing about the site, so I can't vouch for it. But I just typed \"zbrush\" into the search bar, and many different results came up."}
+{"text":"I pay for legit zbrush/maxon and I personally stick with 2024.0.4 as it's the most stable for me. 2025 and 2026 didn't add anything noteworthy outside of ipad integration. Anything from 2022 onwards will do you just fine to test out. You won't use anything added since 2022 just yet anyway."}
+{"text":"when stacking multiple meshes like this, is it possible to get them to shade as though they arent separate? i cant find any resources online for this, everything ive seen either doesnt work or isnt applicable to me"}
+{"text":"For this specific case either shade flat or add a split normal modifier. For the general case use a data transfer modifier to share normals from one object to the next, or from a proxy object to all relevant objects"}
+{"text":"i swear i spent like a million years trying to use data transfer and couldnt ever get it to work, but for some reason when i tried again it just magically did what i wanted it to do. i feel like this is somehow your doing, so thanks i suppose"}
+{"text":"Turn on merge and separate the top and bottom faces of the box from the main mesh. Separate the separated faces from one another and use them as start and end caps for the array modifier. You may have to flip the normals of the caps and change their positions (in edit mode)."}
+{"text":"Set all normals to face"}
+{"text":"So if the industry is dead and I've been learning 3D for the past year and a half, which career should I pick then? I love 3D and I don't really want to let it go for nothing"}
+{"text":"might as well learn how to drive to deliver shit dream job for an introvert like me or probably just be an indie dev in the end like one of anons pointed out - all I need is a dedication and passion"}
+{"text":"Can't any of you motherfuckers make a thread that's actually about 3D?"}
+{"text":"I doubt anyone here is interested in that, everyone is here to shit on each other for their software of choice"}
+{"text":"Wait a few months until people overthrow the government in the country you live in. First it was Nepal, then Bulgaria, now Iran. The economy will improve once the elites get sent to the gallows, so you should be able to find a job then."}
+{"text":"Cultivate an audience that's into the thing you do and crowdfund."}
+{"text":"I have a question about my weight painting and rigging workflow. Do anyone weight paint rigs by separating each limb into a diferent mesh (hand, fingers, arms, torso + limbs, feet, face, haircut) similar to how psx games did a similar technique. But then selecting all the bones in edit mode, and then turning on and off their deform tab option, and then just selecting the bones I want to be active with the mesh I want them to affect, and only have those bones with the deform active button pressed. And then pressing automatic weight paint in blender."}
+{"text":"similar to how psx games did a similar technique. You should have made that your thread about psx rigging techniques instead of generic rigging. You can save the old weights if you lock the vertex group."}
+{"text":"No automatic tool works. You must still vertex crawl your whole mech checking it for spikes and holes and general fuck ups. You still have to expend the same a lunt of energy checking over the auto weights as painting them from scratch. I treat the automated weights as a guide for my manual painting"}
+{"text":"Horrible. You blender guys are putting yourselves through so much shit that maya doesn't have to deal with but I wonder if it’s a limitation of the software or if there’s just no know how in the community and pro techniques are treated as some sort of tribal knowledge that only a few lucky people have access to"}
+{"text":"Sorry, but i use maya. You cannot trust any automatic tool. In your mesh of thousands to millions of vertices, some of them are fucked up by the tool. Only one way to find them and fix them. Its like the paint bucket tool. Its a nice idea till you try to use it seriously. The amount of work it takes to lake sure it doesnt fill areas you dont like and always runs uo against lines and colors wothout leving a seam. Its about the same as just filling in something by hand. The step the tool saves you from is insignificant in the grand scheme of the project."}
+{"text":"In his latest series for Blender 5.0, he teaches you how to make this mug. But at some point in the video, he attempts to make the bottom of the mug, but fails to first apply the solidify modifier before using the extrude tool, which causes an indent to form on the inside at the bottom of the mug (pic related) When he notices it, he quickly pans away the camera, and doesn't even address the problem, even though everyone who follows the video will end up with the same result. This dude has been using blender for 22 years, but can't even model a mug."}
+{"text":"BlenderGuru is a hack. 99.99% of youtube tutorials are made by hacks, people who aren't hacks are busy selling their service, not making retarded faces on youtube thumbnails."}
+{"text":"Are you new to Youtube? obviously the most popular channel in any field is going to be an intermediate at best"}
+{"text":"Tutorials don't even teach you anything. You can't make anything without understand the why not just the how."}
+{"text":"including the time it takes to launch blender lt literally takes less than 5 seconds to launch amongst all the 3d software I tried (3ds max and Maya) Blender is the fastest"}
+{"text":"takes about 15 seconds from desktop until I can start modeling, when opening blender for the first time. second time takes <1s"}
+{"text":"How to make daz models less plastic and more fleshy like pic related? is it a sculpt or texture problem? can they be fixed in blender?"}
+{"text":"this is the kind of bug report you can only get from someone who has a deep understanding of a vast problem set"}
+{"text":"I'm new to DAZ and 3d stuff as well, I've found that to get a good result you need a good high definition skin, tweak SSS settings and obviously good lighting"}
+{"text":"that skin that looks like its made out of concrete indicates zero SSS"}
+{"text":"Most skin doesn’t have that much translucency. DAZ is not that great but Iray isn’t nearly as bad as people on this thread are making it out to be. Take tachy’s model rip to maya and render her with Arnold using random walk SSS and it will look much closer to the daz render than to the picture on the OP. First of all, daz models often look harsh because most characters have harsh features. They’re really masculine even the women. Other than that stellar blade is using UE4 I believe, or 5 but in any case it’s using their real time SSS shader that makes skin look really soft and mushy. You might want to just render in UE5 to get that exact look."}
+{"text":"First of all, daz models often look harsh because most characters have harsh features. Is it because of all the chudlines and bad facial features?"}
+{"text":"You absolute mongoloid."}
+{"text":"You can generate a 7 second clip now! 2027: You can generate an *8* second clip! Why did the background change when he went back? 2028: 15 seconds now! Why is the door hinge on the edge that opens and closes? 2030: A full minute shot! Is there usually a bed in a kitchen?"}
+{"text":"Sora can generate 10 seconds. In theory these models could generate infinite length videos, there isnt a technical hard limit to the video length, however there is soft limit because as the length increases the energy consumption also increases exponentially. So they will either have to compress the model to the point of probably being able to run on a phone, or they would have to figure out some way of models having actual short term memory instead of just context windows."}
+{"text":"I want to use one of these 3d generated models to commission a figure. There are a lot of listings for fixing up shitty 3d models for printing on fiverr, should I just pick one or anything I should keep in mind?"}
+{"text":"anything I should keep in mind? Remind your mother that it's never too late for an abortion when you go upstairs."}
+{"text":"Where do people find references for male face sculpting? do they only use celebs? i want them attractive but not those ridiculous models with huge jawlines or very hollow cheeks"}
+{"text":"You people still can't recognize a bait/troll thread?"}
+{"text":"Take a look in the mirror <3"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"aaagh i cant get a reference. Theres all these MODELS in the way."}
+{"text":"Awww how sweet of you anon! Wooowww ruuuuuude he was just being nice complimentin' OP's handsome looks"}
+{"text":"Jita - She doesn’t wear a shirt because wearing shirts is weird where she lives. Only her head is \"finished\"."}
+{"text":"hell yeah, merry christmas! hopefully we'll have that swinging animation soon it’s not like making a change to that is out of Lady Lordosis’ power. curious tidbit to share"}
+{"text":"1984 Brave New World is much better and more accurately describes reality."}
+{"text":"3D action platformers are just not a very popular genre. People nowadays generally prefer FPS's, RPGs, Horror, Roguelikes etc"}
+{"text":"You chose right, I'm about to finish my first game on Godot and found it extremely easy to use. A lot of Unity developers are now moving to recommend Godot aswell because it's so very light and lacking in the bloat of other engines."}
+{"text":"My man you capture the essence of what I once had a passion for, world building. It's funny I think I understand the feelings you have for your work, not explicitly erotic but aesthetically arousing. Keep up the great work and who knows you might have inspired me to start building my world with 3dcg once again."}
+{"text":"Zbrush desktop is getting a new UI Blendlets and poorfags in actual shambles, yet again."}
+{"text":"Alright, but what about the names?"}
+{"text":"on one hand - about fucking time on the other - i dont want the main gatekeep to be gone. I feel like this will have a big retard flood coming and polluting the learning resources because ZBrush UI isnt even that hard to learn, just unintuitive as shit."}
+{"text":"about ten years too late, but a welcome change. inb4 it gets even more retarded and alien"}
+{"text":"it will be interesting to see how the new UI feels I recently spent all night making a comfy one for myself"}
+{"text":"Great that it's getting a new UI, but also I've tried the ipad zbrush (that the desktop version will be copying) and it's slow as fuck to get to anything. We'll have to wait and see I suppose."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I hate pattern recognition"}
+{"text":"The idea is to make simple games with them : )"}
+{"text":"Um... I’m not sure which software you’re referring to, but in my app 3D models are created in a rather 'spartan way', that is, triangle by triangle [or rather, quad by quad]. The interface is inspired by Worldcraft/Hammer Editor. I know this approach isn’t the most suitable for ultra complex models, but it’s more than enough for low-poly ones."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of Emily Hartwood"}
+{"text":"Yep, since these models don’t have complex UV data, they kind of resemble the designs from alone in the dark :o In a way, I like it. It’s different. But in the future I’d like to get closer to the PS1/N64 style."}
+{"text":"get back to us once you've made some big fat juicy tiddies"}
+{"text":"A ghost."}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please wait a while b4 making a thread"}
+{"text":"Where can I learn to model appealing characters?"}
+{"text":"pretty unrelated but caravaggio's The Calling of Saint Matthew remains my favorite depiction of the halo in any media. its very understated but filled with gravitas"}
+{"text":"by appealing characters you mean strong and mature women right anon?"}
+{"text":"this is why i really don't like 3d, but i like 2d even less, so i'm forced to git gud at 3d *sigh*"}
+{"text":"ill be posting progress again soon. More blender stuff."}
+{"text":"*teaches you nothing*"}
+{"text":"I would like to learn how to make environments like pic related. The problem is that when you look up environmental modeling and sculpting, it's 99% of the time some garbage like house walls and mostly about texturing, or it's aimed at people who just want to shit out renders, not for game assets. Idk how people even become environmental artists cause i can't find decent resources."}
+{"text":"I learned everything from indians doing 15 second shorts where they get straight to the point"}
+{"text":"just prompt shit on grok is way easier"}
+{"text":"Learn to paint. Any monkey can push vertices."}
+{"text":"Sauron never looked so good"}
+{"text":"In today's episode of a faggot learns Houdini, I ran into issues trying to use a point deform on a Vellum Solver with 2 different cloth objects in it. The setup is very simple: each sphere is assigned to its own group and fed into the vellum sim. The cloth constraints then only act on 1 specific sphere, so they can each have their own properties. This works completely fine. However, I can't for the life of me figure out how I can apply a point deform to a specific sphere. I wired a Blast node to the geo output of the Vellum Solver and deleted sphere1 as you can see in the picture. The \"output\" of this blast is now just sphere2. The point deform takes the original sphere as a first input, the first frame of the remeshed sphere as the second input (using a timeshift node that only looks at frame 1), and the output of the Blast node (which is the deformed geometry). Yet nothing fucking moves. I haven't had issues with point deforms when only 1 object is being affected by the Vellum Solver, the little test sim in the upper left worked exactly as I expected. But I have no idea why the bottom sim isn't working. I'm clearly able to isolate specific geometry with the blast node, but the point deform node just refuses to acknowledge it."}
+{"text":"that should work. maybe share a hip."}
+{"text":"I actually managed to solve it with a new strategy, AND fix the old one. The issue with the old one in , was the pointdeform2 node was set to only work on the group: sphere2. Problem was, the first input wasn't part of that group when it was fed into the point deform node. Simply erasing the entry into the group field of the pointdeform2 node got it working as expected. Before I solved this, I made a second, more hacky way of doing it by giving each mesh a custom attribute, and then sorting for that out of the Vellum Solver. Though, now that I know what the issue was, the custom attributes aren't needed (the groups still are). This stuff is neat. I can see why people go into it as a job. Shame the industry is in shambles."}
+{"text":"little depressing seeing a bunch of vfx people being like ai is going to fuck vfx so i will pivot to... making an indie game. ahcktually i was getting bored of vfx anyway... grim state of affairs"}
+{"text":"What are GOOD courses for 3D animation in Blender? So far I only found Alive! by Pierrick Picaut. The rest suck fucking ass, but maybe I missed something"}
+{"text":"So far I only found Alive! by Pierrick Picaut. The rest suck fucking ass And why do you need more than that one? It teaches you everything you need to know. Animating in a different style then just becomes a matter of applying your own tastes."}
+{"text":"I'm still a beginner in animation and I was watching some videos from Alessandro Camporota who seems like he among the best in terms of youtube content. one thing that stuck out to me was webm related, a rig he manipulates in maya. the controls and rig look so welcoming and smooth to work with. I haven't really encountered this in blender even with pre made rigs. I know its probably 90% the user but does blender also have controls and gizmos that help you affect the pose like shown here? it just seems so natural what he's doing whereas when I'm moving a rig around, it feels extremely clunky and things don't seem to stick the same way. I'm sure it's a massive user error on my part but I just want someone to tell me that if so"}
+{"text":"Auto Rig Pro or Rigify rigs look better than that. Also that's just posing, not animation. Don't think you can just start posing off of a reference video and place keyframes at random, you need a workflow like pose-to-pose with its breakdowns and settles and other rules"}
+{"text":"does blender also have controls and gizmos Press T, the transform gizmos are a tool on the left panel, there's a combined transform tool that I often use"}
+{"text":"it's the anti-blender third worlder, dont bother"}
+{"text":"so has ANY of you fucks actually used this for something? what's your experience with it been like so far ?"}
+{"text":"zremesher, dynamesh and decimation master already exist. what do you mean?"}
+{"text":"how did you learn?"}
+{"text":"pixyz and manual cleanup in blender. awesome i was wondering about pixys performance, i guess ill give it a try and get the workflow down."}
+{"text":"Remeshing is full of repeating patterns lol, if only you knew how wrong you were"}
+{"text":"I tried it ages ago when it came out and i was pleasantly surprised for a bit but then got disappointed. It's a weird CAD that takes some getting use to. For one I like planes and sketching on planes to make sure my dimensions are clean. I remember adding dimensions was a pain in the ass, so I never got used to it and dropped it, but its a nice mix between blenderfagging and cadfagging so I might try it again soon"}
+{"text":"put as much effort you put into everything you do into fixing the shoulders"}
+{"text":"Nice animation, how do you use your reference video in your work flow? I'm trying to learn with a dance video as a reference but everything looks and feels choppy even when I trace it frame by frame."}
+{"text":"That character looks zesty for some reason."}
+{"text":"i set up some of the main key poses of the dance (or part of it) evenly split (like every 8-12 frames or so a key pose) and when each key pose looked right i started adjusting their timing and adding extra key frames and corrective poses in between the main ones. The hardest part was definitely making sure it syncs with the song. Plus i had to cut some of the animations out in editing, maybe like 6 seconds of extra animation. Cuz it didn't fit with the song."}
+{"text":"Kick ass animation, Anon. Obviously there's things to improve on like trying to get smoother movements, but it's awesome that you finished something."}
+{"text":"like im pretty sure im now attracted to ankles after modeling a few of them, what the fuck am i supposed to do with this info. same with wrists, i know how people feel about feet guys but what the fuck are they gonna call me once they know i find women's wrists insanely hot."}
+{"text":"maybe you just like women faggot"}
+{"text":"wait until you find out about knee pits also don't make a fucking thread for something for frivolous you piece of shit"}
+{"text":"I've been trying to learn Blender (I'm willing to learn any program at this point desu) I followed the CGCookie intro to Blender course. I'm just trying to model/sculpt robots, mechs, and then humanoid creatures to pose, animate, and eventually 3Dprint toys out of them to sell. I checked the pinned post and tutorial links are 404'd. Does anyone have any suggestions of what tutorials to watch? Maybe even some tips and shit."}
+{"text":"At some point you need to stop watching tutorials and start making things"}
+{"text":"OP here, a game dev with 10 years of experience told me to just use Zbrush. So I got Zbrush. The what. The donut feels humiliating desu. But the rigging for impatient people, I'll look into. Thank. Checking this out now! Thanks."}
+{"text":"The ChudCG courses. Helped me when I started out."}
+{"text":"Could you link that and explain a bit more?"}
+{"text":"i want to try to be a vtuber, but i dont know Where and how can I find and create my own model, and in general, how to do this? I really want to, but I dont know how. Everyone says different things, and I dont know what to listen to."}
+{"text":"what are you a dick?if you want a vtuber model so bad buy one or make it yourself just like every other vtuber"}
+{"text":"You can commission L2D chibis for less than $100, I commissioned a Spurdo for $85 (and I never stream but that's part 2). You can find artists on twitter. I'd say there's no point to being a pngtuber if you can land this cheap of a vtuber model."}
+{"text":"i'll send feet if you do it"}
+{"text":"you want furries to goon over you?"}
+{"text":"Reminder: Subscriptions SUCK! Have a 3Ds Max/Maya question? recently started a project? Or simply want to complain about Maya crashing? Previous thread: >>"}
+{"text":"So I landed an interview for an important supermarket chain that is expanding in my country and they are widening their project/architecture department, they told me they use 3Dmax a lot and I just know the very basics. Any course or YT channel you'd recommend? I haven't touch the program in 4 years since my current job doesn't use it but this new job seems way better so I need to re-learn the program."}
+{"text":"That company is going to fail, AutodeskCAD is the better choice for construction and development. 3DMax is not designed or has the tools to guarantee results for real world applications."}
+{"text":"I am currently using unwrap uv in 3ds max right now but is there a better software? Any suggestion would be most welcome"}
+{"text":"What problem are you encountering? It'll be hard to recommend something before we know what doesn't work for you"}
+{"text":"I need to isolate element of the object, so I can have easier time selecting and cutting the edges. It's a piston-engine."}
+{"text":"trying to get a npr rig of a \"doughnut\" and \"biscotti\" working im using a cloth sim to simulate \"doughnut jiggle\" and im struggling to get the \"biscotti\" to penetrate through the donut hole and then have the hole return to its regular shape,also trying to simulate \"coffee liquid and bubbles\" to spill out of the donut hole,since its npr so it dosent have to be realistic and the less intense it is on my pc the better any suggestions or tutorials you can recomend?"}
+{"text":"this is incredibly usefull thank you!"}
+{"text":"Thought of this thread after making this One way is to make a bone stretching to bone B then use a driver based on (stretching bone's length -1)/expected max length, on the shape key's weight"}
+{"text":"whoops, meant scale factor -1"}
+{"text":"Am I going crazy? I've used Blender for around 2 years now and I swear there used to be a button to copy and paste images in and out of the image and UV editors? maybe i'm just rarted idk"}
+{"text":"I’m currently learning Unreal and Blender to fulfill an idea I’ve had for a while, kind of do it myself thing. I knew going into this it would be incredibly difficult learning two new programs simultaneously, but for now I’m just focusing on blender and creating assets. I’m learning on the go which is the only way I can, and it’s been two weeks since I started. My project will be a horror themed action/thriller stylized as an early 2000s game. I’m not emulating a specific console for graphics, I’m emulating the data storage techniques used so I can minimize RAM usage altogether, either for universal playability across any type of device and also to have it available for later use with in-game mechanics and huge levels. I don’t want a graphics card to stop any player from being able to play this, while maintaining compatibility within reason of eachother. I say all that to ask this, so far I have some hard set rules for every single modular piece I create, as I’m currently in the very beginning of “grey boxing”. Every unit is in cm to match unreal. Every floor, ceiling, and wall piece fits in a 400 x 400 x 400 box. Every single wall must be 20cm thick. The origin point must be at the bottom left corner of each piece. Before exporting each piece, all transforms to scale 1,1,1. Ensuring faces are pointing correctly, but I’ve opted for boxes for every place instead of a plane to mitigate this just for simplicity and shading/lighting in unreal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"green wavy transparent aura That's because he doesn't shower"}
+{"text":"I’m not even asking “how do this”, I’ve already started I’m just asking if my checklist is solid going forward so I can build the world in a modular way with minimal backtracking. Learning how to function with the program is obviously up to me, just seeing if anyone else has other things they do for each asset to make it more seamless for this type of project."}
+{"text":"You say that like AAA studios aren't also infested with trannies"}
+{"text":"I would strongly advise you to use Godot due to it being much LIGHTER and LESS BLOATED. Just open it and see how fast it runs compared to other engines. But more importantly it is MUCH EASIER to learn and use."}
+{"text":"one thing to keep in mind is instancing your objects in the game world rather than duplicating redundant geometry. if you modeled a house in blender, for instance, you might make a bunch of windows duplicated around it. In a game engine you want a single window model that is instanced in multiple places around the building. You can build scenes directly in the engine to make sure, or you can figure out some way of building scenes with instanced geometry in blender and then transfer it to unreal engine. Also keep the models light and let your textures and normal maps do the work. you would be surprised at how low-poly the models actually are in highly detailed big budget games. I don't know what you're doing with the real-world measurements. that's going to slow you down trying to make everything the perfect size. What matters is that the thickness walls in a particular environment are consistent, so you can snap together instances of walls together in a modular way. You don't have to use booleans to grey box it, but it can make it easier. personally I would just model the walls i'm eventually planning to using, because they are so simple, and grey box with those"}
+{"text":"They will never make it then. AI video by that time will be already good enough to make the whole movie from a single prompt."}
+{"text":"The problem is that Shrek does not look like Shrek from previous movies, that’s it. Also minecraft movie was single-handedly carried by Chicken Jokey and intentionally terrible acting, so that’s not an argument."}
+{"text":"wivtoa"}
+{"text":"low test vasectomy sherk"}
+{"text":"Damn, that fixes the disgustingly ugly features of the original model, while mantaining it's core design and character. You just gave us the real Shrek remake that we will never have."}
+{"text":"How far can I get sculpting only with a mouse instead of a dedicated pad?"}
+{"text":"Eventually you will definitely get into situations frequently where you'd wish analog control over things especially when you start painting. It's not just speed but also ergonomic reasons. Casual hobby sculpting does work with mouse but if you aim for high detail shit that gets several days sunk into it you definitely want a pen at some point. For now just go ahead and instead of thinking and talking just go for it."}
+{"text":"Like your broke ass is getting any action, nigga can't even afford a tablet"}
+{"text":"I get laid with 0$. Like I said, have sex incel."}
+{"text":"Autodesk users don't believe in sex for free"}
+{"text":"You can get very far with modeling low to mid poly and flat shaded. But that's modeling, not sculpting."}
+{"text":"Soon a new year is upon us, and I will once again try to stick to blender and be a creator and just a dreamer"}
+{"text":"Wow tell it to /adv/, not /3/"}
+{"text":"Oh look a fresh hellspawned retrotranny HRT \"artist\" looking for its motivation to do its shitty lowpoly cris garbage"}
+{"text":"Have you tried Terracotta? You can even make your own if you have a river near you."}
+{"text":"I've finished the donut tutorial. What's next for me? How do I start making money?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but it's something to actively look up vs using personal info that patreon or paypal will directly serve to the commissioner/subscriber on each payment or sub"}
+{"text":"it's something to actively look up Yeah the guy trying to dox you wouldn't do that"}
+{"text":"Typically porn art doxxers only do it because it's trivial, and trivial measures are enough to stop them. Most of them don't have the know how to actually search for that information"}
+{"text":"make a furry with a giant dick and use the donut like a fleshlight make a patreon ??? profit"}
+{"text":"How do I start making money? Well you polish up your CV and start applying locally, maybe ask your parents or friends if they can hook you up with a job. McDonald's and other fast foods are alright for a first job experience, but they receive too many applications so they probably won't hire you."}
+{"text":"posting my intro to 3D final project"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"make new adobe account make burner virtual credit card sign for substance trial delete virtual card use substance for 30 days back to step 1 Am I gonna get in trouble?"}
+{"text":"Try and see for yourself, mr smartass We really need a new dumb questions thread"}
+{"text":"or just crack it you useless nigger, oh you already fucked it up by letting uncracked adobe services into your pc"}
+{"text":"Check out Material Maker."}
+{"text":"Some guy bananaed a tape to the wall in blender"}
+{"text":"I kneel..."}
+{"text":"satisfies everything that's needed to be art."}
+{"text":"how do I wall a banana to a tape?"}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"like this"}
+{"text":"I don't have any experience sculpting/modeling but I want to start. My main goal is to create MTG/Souls like environments,creatures and characters, but I'd also like to make more fun, stylized stuff. I can't seem to find a step by step guide to develop the skills I want, every tutorial I see is about making specific models which I don't know if they're worth doing or just a waste of time. Here are some things to know: I've used Blender and Daz in the past to create renders, but not to model or sculpt, so I'm not exactly starting from scratch I have Zbrush I have a drawing tablet I'm interested in this as a hobby, not trying to make money or a career. I guess what I'd like to ask is if there's any structured guide or advice I should follow instead of watching random youtube videos"}
+{"text":"Many of the \"go along\" tutorials are the same shit, so just grab one that is modeling/sculpting something you are interested or at least related to it like a basic human/monster and do it, even if it's a slog you will learn something or at least how to use some of the tools. After that you have two options Start modeling/sculpting, see what you lack and study it or see other people work and try to replicate it. And if you don't understand something you ACTUALLY NEED, you search a tutorial about it. Go to tutorial hell."}
+{"text":"My main goal is to create MTG/Souls like environments,creatures and characters the key to this is to just keep layering in texture at finer and finer scales."}
+{"text":"It's amazing how anons still reply to a troll thread in good faith"}
+{"text":"There are no non troll threads and i want to talk 3d"}
+{"text":"CG Boost or CG Cookie both have great resources for sculpting and modelling. they cater to blender but for sculpting the process should be much the same idk if this is true for others but in my experience, making realistic stuff somehow feels easier than doing stylized shit, like cartoony stuff or Pokemon or whatever, since those require a strong understanding of shape design and appeal, and being off just a little bit can break the design, whereas with realistic or at least dark fantasy stuff you can kind of go crazy on details and have it turn out alright. only saying that in-case you get pissed off when you're struggling to make something that seems very simple also, unless you just want to be recreating what already exists or what concept artists come up with, you'd need drawing ability. I know, it sucks"}
+{"text":"I know this is bait, but I think it's worth responding anyway to help other defeat this misrepresentation. The intention of these verses is obviously to stop the creation of images of idols; things that were meant to be objects of worship. There are obviously images and carvings which are totally appropriate and commanded of God to produce: Ex 25:18 And you shall make two cherubim of gold; of hammered work shall you make them, on the two ends of the mercy seat. Ex 26:1 “Moreover, you shall make the tabernacle with ten curtains of fine twined linen and blue and purple and scarlet yarns; you shall make them with cherubim skillfully worked into them. Ex 28:33 On its hem you shall make pomegranates of blue and purple and scarlet yarns, around its hem, with bells of gold between them, Num 21:8-9 And the Lord said to Moses, “Make a fiery serpent and set it on a pole, and everyone who is bitten, when he sees it, shall live.” So Moses made a bronze[a] serpent and set it on a pole. And if a serpent bit anyone, he would look at the bronze serpent and live. 1 Kings 6:23 In the inner sanctuary he made two cherubim of olivewood[...] 1 Kings 6:29 Around all the walls of the house he carved engraved figures of cherubim and palm trees and open flowers"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"based, shitskins should be gatekept and deterred from 3d since they have no creativity and ruin everything. it's a white christian mans hobby and job."}
+{"text":"I can fap to this. Good job!"}
+{"text":"I use blender mostly for pinups/static scenes and everytime I try to make my own lighting from scratch it makes me feel like a retard who doesn't know how to use blender. I've seen a few youtube tutorials herre and there, as well as attempting to copy other artists, but feel like I have no foundational knowledge."}
+{"text":"Understand the intention behind your render Is it cinematic? Is it a showcase? For cinematic renders you want to use as few light sources as possible. Preferably a sun light source with harsh shadows. For a showcase, increase the angle until you get very soft shadows, duplicate it and decrease the intensity. Don't fall for the natural light meme unless that's your goal, it can look decent but very boring."}
+{"text":"Fuck it Post your favorite examples (Movies, shots, etc) you'd recommend to learn lighting from God i fucking love rimlights so much"}
+{"text":"I wanted to recommend Brejon's blog but i keep forgetting his name every time i require his site lmao. Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"First set your pubes on fire. Second watch how the flames dance and shine upon your blistering skin paying close attention to the shadows. Third, profit."}
+{"text":"I know edge flow"}
+{"text":"Isn't the main argument on why the industry is stuck on Max/Maya but the industry isn't stuck on those two though?"}
+{"text":"yeah all the studios i know moved to softimage XSI 7.5 years ago and never looked back. you would have to be retarded to still be on maya or max"}
+{"text":"I don't take part in the Blender debate but holy shit, you just raped both of them.. Bravo."}
+{"text":"The industry moved from Maya (Original), Softimage, Adobe, Microsoft and back to Maya. Blender has no real use when making movies, ads, tv shows and games. Blender is behind features and people like you need to stop defending them for their laziness."}
+{"text":"I use Houdini, so I never had a horse in the race. I just remember that argument being flung around as to why those were \"industry standard\". Now the same excuse is being turned the other way when talking about anything else that uses plugins/extensions. It's the pot calling the kettle black and the kettle calling the pot a nigger."}
+{"text":"How would I go with painting my own normal map from scratch? Experimenting with a better workflow than the traditional baking here."}
+{"text":"this is what I was going to say. what a cool technique. recently used this on the front of a filing cabinet"}
+{"text":"painting a normal map Brushstroke stylization aside, why wouldn't you just make a bump map and convert that to normals instead? In GIMP the normal map filter lets you control the steepness of each converted layer, so you can over or under-emphasize different elements like scratches and bevels. And since GIMP 3.0 you can toggle and preview the normals in realtime as you edit the greyscale. Just a matter of getting comfy with the gradient tool and using the curves filter to add bevels or dimples in the inclines."}
+{"text":"list 5 AAA games with hand painted normals"}
+{"text":"fuck off cris"}
+{"text":"Sculpt in Zbrush or an alternative, create the textures from the sculpting. Alternatively you can use substance designer to create these kind of textures procedurally. Personally, if you're doing this solo I recommend to use the Zbrush approach. If you're doing this to get a job, learn to do both."}
+{"text":"I've heard of people using it for small simple 3d games. What do you think of it overall as an engine?"}
+{"text":"It's terrible at /3/D. Barebones systems. Performs like shit and crashes constantly."}
+{"text":"I've never had it crash a single time. It has one of the best documentations of any game engine. It's a good and simple engine. Unity has the best community support for addon/plugins and tutorials Unreal has the best graphics Godot has the most simple scripting language, no login/signup, and the best documentation"}
+{"text":"It's good, it's simple to understand, works. Like the main thing in choosing an engine that it really doesn't matter, just pick whatever and you're good to go, if you want to impress chuds build your own engine"}
+{"text":"goydot 3d LOL"}
+{"text":"I still remembers all those years trannydots were shilling about godot 3d capability to make 3d games. And then 1 day I saw some news that godot was supporting frustum culling (years later after the shilling). Laughed my ass of back then will keep doing so forevermore. Shill engine, never trust in the trannies."}
+{"text":"if only..."}
+{"text":"The situation you describe doesn't really exist. From GLQuake onwards in 97 it was either use openGL or DirectX (if you're windows only) and nowadays it's either use Vulkan or DirectX. Stuff like mantle pops up once in a blue moon but doesn't get traction"}
+{"text":"At the same time graphics and performance have only improved. What is the problem supposed to be? It's not as good as it could be? If 1 configuration were the best configuration it would be used by everyone.  and according to this post thats what's happened. I am concerned about developers getting lazy about optimization because computers are so powerful now."}
+{"text":"That's how game engine companies make money"}
+{"text":"I'm working on tranime slop series before the AI leaves me under a bridge eating garbage or something, pic related is my OC, her name is kiru, kiru is a 22 year old girl or around that range, she's just another loser with no boyfriend and virgin like you and me anon. it has more story than that but in general it will be comedy shorts where she lives somewhat traumatic and funny experiences, it's like a lolcow or something, it sounds kind of boring but I think it will work, anyway this thread will be to show my progress and receive criticism or death threats or maybe everything will ignore me I don't know."}
+{"text":"Click on the \"show only selected\" icon, get onlybtracks for objects you select. Also lock attributes you don't use to avoid useless kyes, also look into how the character keying set works. This'll all massively reduce the number of tracks you need to deal with"}
+{"text":"I'm still working on it doe, I haven't talked much here because of pajeet AI spam, but when I finish I'll make a thread, I already have 6 minutes of animation and just need 3 more to finish I don't really care how good the AI gets, there will still be a market for traditional artists and I feel like I have a good story so I'll keep going, thx for the support, I thought this thread had been archived a long time ago lol"}
+{"text":"You’re right. Even if AI gets incredibly good, you still need to have a great taste to come up with stuff worth looking at… and that’s what AI retards lack. They’ll just always produce boring/mid garbage, no matter how \"good\" AI gets. Love your work, keep it up, some of the most outstanding stuff I’ve seen lately."}
+{"text":"Hey anon, I'm in my once-a-year bout of being interested in 3d so my mandatory browse of this board did commence and this thread made me passionate enough to post here for the second time. You seem to be doing well so this encouragement may not be needed but there are some bitter posters further up and I must say please never listen to them, I truly want to see this project come to fruition. Idk if the thread subject is just a joke, but I think I just relate as my own projects are the only thing keeping me from kms. I think I'm just typing up such motivation as I know how easily discouraged suicidal people can be and I really want to see you able to finish this. I love kiru!"}
+{"text":"Underrated thread, Kiru is very cute"}
+{"text":"yeah i know, i'm specifically talking about the dust cloud he's picking up under him. i wanna export that, not the character models themselves that's the gimmick, it's 3d but looks 2d"}
+{"text":"This is like a decade old. Long story short: it's more about artistry and less about the technology. A 3D only artist trying to recreate the 2D look is impossible. It's like an Olympic cyclist trying to become a Nascar driver. ArcSystem Works have decades of 2D animation experience, this is why they were able to pull it off so well. It's the same with that Arcane show. The artists working on it had decades of 2D animation experience. 2D is like a language. If you're not fluent in it then you'll never ever be mistaken for a native speaker."}
+{"text":"THey've added a whole bunch of stuff over the last few months, although there's dome repeats and some materials unrelated to purely 3d. Love the one about stage design though"}
+{"text":"I think it took me a year to figure out the techniques I used to make this model, but I am glad I think I've cracked the workflow to make HD 2D anime shit with low poly models. Took me 4 hours from the low poly models to render this. :D I'm 99% certain I've finally cracked the workflow."}
+{"text":"Schizo fight incoming"}
+{"text":"glad you like it it's time to get going on your project as a whole"}
+{"text":"no cris posting in weeks venezuela invaded by trump cris bros...im scared..."}
+{"text":"We could finally be free"}
+{"text":"He's posting here  right now. He's always in that south american general."}
+{"text":"Is there still meaningful room for innovation in 3D character design in future games, or has the medium reached its practical ceiling?"}
+{"text":"We still haven’t gone through holographic technology. If only those stupid Americans can stop funding the fake AI we could get closer to hologram within the 10 years."}
+{"text":"3D character design in future games characters should serve the story. they can be anything. there is no real ceiling."}
+{"text":"ai is more funded and supported by china and india than anywhere else you retarded rentfreer"}
+{"text":"practical ceiling for 3D character design in modern games was reached like 10 or even 15 years ago in terms of LOD (level of details) since we have only variations on same models Everything depends on GPU and level of overhead code (game studio)(intentionally) put into game so you need new CPU , GPU from (chip maker ) so (game studio+ chip maker = profit ) and scam repeats and repeats You can see that by yourself some games from 5 - 7 years ago are more detailed as today. UNREAL eng. is great example how you can make game run much slower as same game 10 years ago. overhead code is word what you have to look into. Imagine cyberpunk (no bug sloop) 40% smoother and 50% faster But you need buy new gpu next year for 1200 and get nothing out of it. That is where we are now . Dead end."}
+{"text":"There is still advancement left Spoilers: It's lolis"}
+{"text":"home..."}
+{"text":"when the fuck did this get updated to have a building feature?"}
+{"text":"Crazy that lolige are going \"mainstream\" after being posted to ATF (then tiktok). First DoL, then hummingbird. What's next?"}
+{"text":"most of the games on atf are pretty shit and amateurish desu. dare i say even cris' work looks better. but this game however, stands out for being artistically and aesthetically great for a solo dev as far as /3/ is concerned, even tho it is technically unfinished. cant show much of the game here tho. the op is a subtle bait."}
+{"text":"link to gaym?"}
+{"text":"Unteralterbach has been making the rounds on tiktok with zoomer artists making their own OCs"}
+{"text":"Do you deform 3d model to get the expression you want?"}
+{"text":"All fun and games spending weeks, months, years getting perfect face topology and then you have to rig the damn thing. All 55 muscles."}
+{"text":"3D rendered anime is the future, we've been getting better and better at it every year."}
+{"text":"Modeling face miscles for anime would be tremendously missing the point"}
+{"text":"Topology is topology."}
+{"text":"Eh, with anime you can go with the arcsys option of having just the one fan around the mouth or with the smirk/pixar option of having the mouth be a completely disconnected mesh from the face."}
+{"text":"Im working on developing some games in my spare time and I’d really like to target the fidelity of ps2-ps3 style games, mostly for stylistic purposes (but also because I’m solo and don’t have the time and resources to make too many high poly things) Specifically, I’m really interested in how characters like pic related were modeled and textured to look semi-realistic and expressive (especially textures because I’m still terrible with them) Feel free to post low-poly or just your favorite models/textures from the games of the good old era of games"}
+{"text":"what are indie game devs gonna do in 15 years when everyone is nostalgic for ps5 graphics tho"}
+{"text":"No one is going to be nostalgic for that since everything looks the same now. There's nothing uniquely \"playstation 5\" about the ps5's graphics. The graphics and the games are the same for everyone now except nintendo."}
+{"text":"I don't see this model on the model resource, anyone got a link? I'd like to see how well this one looks with path traced rendering."}
+{"text":"What was your entry into 3D graphics? What software did you start out with? Mine was pic rel"}
+{"text":"It even came with seasons greetings from the devs"}
+{"text":"Mine was 3D studio 2 (not-Max) on DOS"}
+{"text":"First it was 3ds Max around 1998 circa ,Later Maya, Cinema 3d ,even nice Wings 3d Blender is cool but... always some problem Now mostly 3ds Max and Blender"}
+{"text":"Wings 3d holy based"}
+{"text":"3d Canvas here. Tried milkshape, but 3d canvas made a little more sense to me at 13. I'd make little animations to show my friends. Didn't know about rendering, so I'd just bring them to my house and play the actual timeline for them."}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for Learning professional animation for Blender? I'm swapping from Maya to Blender."}
+{"text":"Blender"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do slotted actions even work. I create a new action, I make slotted actions for each rig but then when I switch actions the slots just go away, they become unassigned and nothing fucking happens. It makes no fucking sense."}
+{"text":"simple way: -select object A, insert keyframe, which will implicitly create action AAction and slot A -switch to object B, select action AAction in the action dropdown, insert keyframe, which will implicitly create slot B on AAction the important bit is the objects after the first have the action you want to be the parent for all slots as the active action when you insert keyframes/create the slots"}
+{"text":"Even if you originally created the slots on separate actions you can select both objects and use \"Action->Merge animation\" to combine them"}
+{"text":"Really? I'm a native English speaker and while it is sometimes tricky to hear what he's saying, the subtitles make up for it. Plus, frankly, I just laugh whenever he says an English word with a very pronounced French accent. Like whenever he says the words \"hips\", it sounds like he's saying \"EEEps.\" The EEEps of a character. Makes me laugh. But if you're a none-native English speaker I can definitely see why he'd be hard to follow. Still, his animation course, and his rigging course, is one of the few Blender things worth throwing real world money at."}
+{"text":"Youtube is full of retards who are poly modelling entire human characters from scratch instead of sculpting them Imagine learning wrong from the get go and sinking hundreds of hours into doing it wrong and inefficiently. What a nightmare."}
+{"text":"why would i sculpt an anime character when im going to have to edit the normals by hand for smooth lighting? i dont want to have to edit a billion face normals"}
+{"text":"or manually retopo the entire mesh for good deformation. I don't really understand who is using sculpting for anything but maybe vfx"}
+{"text":"i could see myself using it if i wanted to print a figurine or something but polymodelling is so easy anyways"}
+{"text":"Haven't you been here asking if you should be poly-modelling characters and then turning around and telling others that you should never ever do it every time you get told to do it for more than a year at this point?"}
+{"text":"Say it with me /3/ Trans rights are human rights"}
+{"text":"I am getting a certificate in CAD for free from my job. I will be all new to this field. What is the job market like for this? What are some basic things I need to know? Any advice would be appreciated!"}
+{"text":"That's what the cert is in, AutoCAD. I'm just not sure whether to focus on manufacturing or the more civil engineering style route."}
+{"text":"Your best bet is to stay at your job with the wrench"}
+{"text":"I never said I turn a wrench for a living. I infact don't have a profession right now due to developing a chronic illness and have to change careers. I am hoping with all my prior education and experience a CAD cert from a college would lead to employment again."}
+{"text":"Basically anything computer related is fucked, outsourced poojeets for cheap dont make it any better. Blue collar jobs are somewhat stable for now because nobody wants to do physical jobs including poojeets"}
+{"text":"depends on where you are, look at what local jobs are available related to CAD. tooling, molds, and other things need management, and a CAD degree helps on with blueprints, metrology, ISO and ANSI certs, all of which open doors. study this new niche. I got a few 3d printers and am learning coding now to develop an opensource software print-farm solution to sell on the market for user-rooted desktop CNC machines now. we need visonaries in tech in the western sphere, and CAD is central as a tool, if not as a career inherant. use it as a tool for alllllllllll the other careers. shoutout to the hungry ghost artwork, keep striving fellow polymath."}
+{"text":"Hide your children and run."}
+{"text":"now show her polys"}
+{"text":"She has around 25k triangles at the moment. Currently working on her shoes."}
+{"text":"Meanwhile I've also made an upgraded Placeholder-chan model based on the new Alice model."}
+{"text":"my name is not important"}
+{"text":"What's the quickest way from retard to creator of this? Wing3D?"}
+{"text":"on PC with the hype surrounding the 7th guest 3D Studio (pre-max) got really popular fast, but that was for prerendered stuff. It's not until Max (so 96) that you could see textures in the viewport, and even so you couldn't paint them for several years so yeah, devs wrote custom texture unwrap and preview tools and drew them in deluxe paint and later photoshop. French game dev Cryo had famously developed an in-house real time 3d texturing tool that got leaked to every french dev and then some more across the world since it was so desirable."}
+{"text":"faggot retard"}
+{"text":"for modeling you should take a model of whatever you want to copy and import it to blender (or whatever 3d modeling software you use) then add a mesh next to it and try to copy the model as closely as you can. If the result is too different then you try again a few more times until it looks similar enough. Then you make the model again, but this time change something about it. Do this again and again, changing the model each time, and eventually you'll be good enough at the style to make something in it."}
+{"text":"I'm interested in learning low poly modelling and animation for games. My experience so far is gaming miniatures in Zbrush along with drawing. Where do I start? I'm open to any free software really."}
+{"text":"Quake's model guy is truly a master of making the most out of the limited polygon budget of the game. The texturing is so incredibly good. The remastered models are even better."}
+{"text":"I started modeling in zbrush instead of blender. Everyone hypes it up as being much better and I think im missing something. It does feel better to model in but as a newb to this program, what features should I be aware of that shoots this to absolutely mogging blender???"}
+{"text":"grabbing, cutting, adding other mash That's in standard blender my dude"}
+{"text":"Zbrush is a sculpting software, anyone saying that it's better than blender for modeling is either trolling or retarded."}
+{"text":"theres a difference?"}
+{"text":"Both sculpting and poly modeling are forms of modeling, so it's likely that silly anon presumed you meant poly modeling"}
+{"text":"I'd say Blender is more of a jack of all trades and a master of none (who gets a lot of support from people) While Zbrush has a much greater emphasis on sculpting so you get more resources dedicated to coding. Also if you want an auto retopologizer, Zbrush is waaaay better at it."}
+{"text":"Don't listen to the other idiot. That being said, ideally you want to be reasonable as to what you automate. Like automating some morph for the eye is overkill compared to just modeling the eye in a way that will not break down in the first place. Also since they're such simple shapes, basically two circles you could weight the outside of the iris to a bone and the inside to another and then it's super easy to adjust, and if you really need some sort of shortcut you can put an arrangement that looks good from the side in the pose library, rather than drvie a whole automation. Fancy rig features should be driven by what the rig's gonna be used for, make it easy to reach a good pose fast in most common situation. But good modeling will get you most of the way there"}
+{"text":"How would you model the eye to prevent facial clipping from the side while looking good from the front? Since it’s just a disc, once it moves enough to the side, it’ll naturally collide with the face in such a way that will look bad from the side unless shrinked/deformed in some way, I’m not sure of any other solution I don’t know how weighting the iris’ inside and outside different would solve the problem, since it’s only the outside that’s the issue The pose library idea is probably the most realistic"}
+{"text":"Stop being lazy and rig like normal instead of over relying on a dumb PC to randomly add weights."}
+{"text":"Arcsys eyes for example are modeled with diagonal irises, simple as that. Looks good from the front and side."}
+{"text":"you can just use a shrinkwrap modifier. and make the iris/pupil mesh a separate object with a shrinkwrap constraint on the object itself, pinned to the eyeball mesh. to keep it from floating away from the eye. and then parenting the iris/pupil meshes to bones. align the normal of the bone to point directly away from the eyeball mesh and then put another shrinkwrap constraint on the bone. i can demonstrate the effect if you need. this stacking of shrinkwrap modifiers and shrinkwrap constraints allows for any shape of iris/pupil onto any shape eyeball/sclera smoothly and without using blendshapes. but of course, this will only work inside of blender though, and isnt exportable. The pupil should be shrinkwrapped to the iris. and the iris shouldbe shrinkwrapped to the sclera. and each mesh should have enough geometry Set shrinkwrap modifier to Nearest Surface Point and Above Surface with a very very very tiny offset to avoid Z fighting."}
+{"text":"Cooked, is what we are!! Over, it is!! BTFO, eternally, forever."}
+{"text":"It's not due to AI because AI can't fucking 3D model game ready stuff nor precise stuff like architecture visualizations. It is due to outsourcing to jeet companies"}
+{"text":"Oh really, Jessica? Wanna test my BWC (Big White Cock) first before I change your mind about AI?"}
+{"text":"Welcome home Concord dev."}
+{"text":"Not fault of AI when it comes to 3D because as said  AI can’t do 3D for shit. My actual guess is combination of jeetification and AAA game companies flopping. Ubisoft lost majority of its value because they have not released a good game in a decade, same goes for lot of other studios, flop after flop for the most part while I die games are getting better, and indie devs usually don’t hire that many artists."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a simple way to do retopology? No matter how many times I try, I just can't get it right."}
+{"text":"I just glanced over vseeface document and it looks like all it needs is for you to have all the properly named blend shapes. In that case, it's up to you to sculpt your blendshapes in a way that makes whatever janky topology you're using look right. We can't see the edge flow on a shaded model, so we can't give you any advice on it. MY general blendshape advice is to make sure they look right. If it doesnt look right, go back and fix that part. Do whatever it takes to make that expression/etc look right. It's not dynamic. You get to put every vert where it needs to be. So use that power."}
+{"text":"I'm willing to bet you could fix your model by going in and avoiding subdiv modifiers until you actually nail the shapes. You have some clear features like the hips and navel but they aren't built around an understanding of the muscles underneath the skin. Do an A pose for better shoulder deformations and definitely revisit that tube tail it needs a little fattiness towards the bottom as gravity naturally pulls the meat downwards into a sort of eggy ellipse shape. It's not a bad start, spend some time with anatomy and topology, I recommend a washable marker and drawing on your own body if you want to start understanding loops better and how you should be solving for them. You can also look at other people's models in 3d wireframe but that's like feeding an AI more AI, you should be getting your references right from the source. You're doing pretty good though definitely better than where I was at when I started"}
+{"text":"go into grease pencil mode draw it over ? profit"}
+{"text":"use 3dsmax apply retopology modifier /thread"}
+{"text":"Updates OP. Did you fix it? Did you move to the next part of your project?"}
+{"text":"New reason to kill myself just dropped."}
+{"text":"make a good thread you fucking morons or go to twitter or lurk"}
+{"text":"go to twitter, bye"}
+{"text":"twitter Funny you say that because..."}
+{"text":"People need to shut the fuck up about AI. It's going to do a few things before it gets better: 1. kill a shit load of people; like how all these morons think they can rig AI to control semi trucks. They can't figure out how to get them to park and suck ass in bad weather 2. this is just like automation. It will help production, but the people will displayable skill will COST MORE now. 3.The AI bubble will pop once these fucking morons in Hollywood, WEF, and UN figure out that it's not a magic cure all."}
+{"text":"Just learned to combine pixelbasher, aseprite, asset forge, pixel composer and blender. :D I really love this style. pls rate."}
+{"text":"pls rate. Cris/10"}
+{"text":"fuck off cris"}
+{"text":"it looks like shit so it matches your style perfectly stop fucking around and make your game, cris"}
+{"text":"looks pretty. if these other posters are anything to go by though, it looks like you need to get back to work"}
+{"text":"Where do you guys go to find jobs? I am an industrial designer (ik I'm dead field) looking to do any kind of 3d work but I currently work a drafting job I'm starting to hate cause I don't get to use any of my actual skills."}
+{"text":"making porn? actually some years back i was working with a dev guy that liked my female models and had me making some stylized stuff for porn, covid hit and guy disapeared... anyway, i cant animate so at most i would only make sexy stylized figurines, either for somebody else to animate or for 3d printing... might give it a try, but dont know where to advertise either..."}
+{"text":"You need to look up cascadeur"}
+{"text":"cascadeur oh i know cascadeur, its good, i had a license for testing it out when it was in beta, it was good for walking and running cycles, i think the last time i used it they where implementing hand/finger rigging, but i havent seen any new development, is cascadeur good enough to make pron now?"}
+{"text":"yes, its a pain to bring the animations back into blender though. I think maya has an automatic bridge for it though"}
+{"text":"awesome, i know how to use both, but i am more accustomed to work with animations and rigging in maya, i guess ill make a boobie animation to test the waters"}
+{"text":"Hey I'm making characters for the first time for a video game and I was thinking about making them modular so I can switch clothes and accessories and these characters. But beyond the sculpting, what does it take to make a modular character when you're going through the retopo step ? How do you even plan that? Any guides out there on that subject, I can only find resources that scratches the basics in 4 minutes max."}
+{"text":"Same skeleton or something idk"}
+{"text":"All of your clothes have to fit all of your bodies. If youre swapping out body parts the edges of each part and each version of each part have to line up. Like if youre swapping hands at the wrist, the dge loop where the arm becomes the wrist must occupy the same space on every hand mesh and every arm mesh. If youre doing softbody deformation you cant use blendshapes. Everything via bones. Say you want a slider for fatness. Every sibgle shirt and jscket and everything will need a complimentary blend shape that matches the fat shape. Is you use clever bone arrangements to make the deformation then every mesh bound to that skeleton the same way will match automatically."}
+{"text":"I want a second opinion just to be safe. I'm commissioning someone to make me a blank 3d body base which I can use for various custom action figures of my own. I tried googling his sample just to be safe he isn't scamming me. I found stuff that looked ismilar but weren't exact matches. But I thought i'd share what he showed me here just to be safe to see if anyone can recognise the work."}
+{"text":"Listen retard, if you are so new at this that you couldn't even recognize the Unreal Engine mannequin models and you actually paid for them, you never planned to do anything proper. Take the L, use this as a teaching lesson and actually learn about 3D modeling before thinking about business ideas"}
+{"text":"to be fair it was only after I payed them that I learned of the existance of that model. But yeah i did have to learn the hard way so lesson learned indeed."}
+{"text":"Why not just commission someone to make the whole damn thing? Nothing youre doing sounds even a bit logical. In fact, it is completely retarded and partially gaye."}
+{"text":"I have no 3d modeling skills i want people to partner up with me and do the work i cant do i want to get paid for doing nothing No one is going to share a pay out just because you have an idea. You need to actually produce something and contribute. You sound like a scammer worse than the dude you stupidly gave money to."}
+{"text":"download free base sculpt it a bunch now it's unrecognisable from the original sell whatever stupid shit you are doing how retarded can you be"}
+{"text":"Is this shit viable for organic sculpting? I hate HATE to do it with a tablet, to the point I don't do it at all if I can help it. 3D movement that isn't some giant mouse tit you diddle sounds like heaven. I see it on sale, right now..."}
+{"text":"Buy clay or plasticine, dumbass"}
+{"text":"Having tried sculpting in vr, I can tell you, it's much more difficult and exhausting than on a monitor. Reason being, you don't feel what you're creating as you would with a real medium, and you have to not only hold your hand up for quite a while (which is exhausting by itself) but you also have to hold up a device with a battery as well. Doing this for 2 hours will probably make you want to die. Also, the benefit of seeing the thing in 3d is probably less than you think. You can't raytrace your sculpt in real time for vr, you'll have to rely on fairly shitty shaders to get the required performance, so you can't even see much detail. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong"}
+{"text":"I will add to this anon's post and say it's good for getting a basic shape down. I find it's easier to draw muscles in VR where I can move my hand more accurately in 3d space than a drawingtablet in 2d space. To each their own on that but I agree on the longer sessions sucking. That's why I only do rough silhouettes in VR then refine it with desktop. It's fun but I still generally prefer to not use VR in my workflows"}
+{"text":"I am postponing the goggle thing until Valve releases theirs', fuck it. I wonder if this isn't a bit of a forced perspective issue? Some of these headsets seem like they exaggerate close objects. Or maybe the tunnel vision from the goggles would be balanced out by a wider perspective than the default. Have you tried laying down and waving your hands in the air? Serious question."}
+{"text":"I have a quest 3, and i have shapelabs 2026 which gave me the quest version as well. I HATE sculpting on flat screens, I would much rather do it in vr, however we are not there to the point its possible. what vr does is lets you do a base model in vr, then move it over to a flat screen to refine details. it is SO much easier to get a feel for what you are doing in vr, the ease in which you move the model around, able to actually see the depth of what you are doing, its perfect to go in and voxel block in, then take over to flat screen to refine detail. lets go this way, lets say you want to make a modern videogame character sculpt, you can comfortably get to playstation 2 levels of detail and refinement, if you want to push yourself you could get to playstation 3, but its a motherfucker to take it to ps4 there is a shapelabs discord, that should give you a great idea about how far you can take it., just know a lot of people will do finishing detail in 2d or blender"}
+{"text":"Just how groundbreaking was this video back then?"}
+{"text":"how did they get the tie-dye hippy effect in the background tho"}
+{"text":"Noise then color ramp"}
+{"text":"like this but with other colors im not gonna bother replicating. They might be using pages from the comic as a lookup color source"}
+{"text":"holy fuck, that lettering is terrible"}
+{"text":"I haven't watched enough Ahoy and retro computing retrospective videos, but I'd say pretty damn innovative. Making the characters look like toys was the best move up until the early 2000's when CGI humans started to look well less uncanny AF."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to emulate VRoid's PC version on my android tablet? I really don't like what mobile version offers (and lack computer), but maaan I wanna repeat after these cool Japanese VRoid avatar videos"}
+{"text":"/g/ is one of the other boards, a better fit for an emulation question. Around here's it's about actually making 3d models"}
+{"text":"Vroids sounds like an awful disease"}
+{"text":"Looks like /3/ is the most tame, normie and retarded board to ever exist. Are you aware of your neighbor /pol/?"}
+{"text":"No, but it might be the most slow board ever. There are literally like 5 anons here."}
+{"text":"Try your luck with winlator or just go to blender on android"}
+{"text":"How can I create these two characters quickly with the least resources possible? Would an AI mesh generator be able to do the job, including shipped generated HD textures? Seen people in shorts crank out entire anime girls in Blender or AI in like 7 minutes, meanwhile I’m still stuck tryin to do it. Not looking for a \"learn topology\" lecture. I want to know what pipeline actually gets y'all from nothing to anime girl fast. Bonus if I no need to spend 3 months learning blender sculpting for it."}
+{"text":"If you want high fidelity slop then I suggest you look into Daz studio. It has enough presets and assetpacks with possible variations and modification settings to allow you to make some slop high fidelity model almost as if you were in videogame character creator. Look into the workflow, and don’t use AI. Current 3D AI is only good at making sculptures and rock assets."}
+{"text":"Thanks bro, only man in here who does no trolling and gatekeeping"}
+{"text":"How can I create these two characters quickly with the least resources possible? Bonus if I no need to spend 3 months-- Impossible"}
+{"text":"outsource to indian, bangladeshi, indonesian, sri lankan farms. 3 months is not even close how much you'd need for that. It'll take you multiple displicines rigging, topo, weight painting, cloth, sculpt, etc. characters of that caliber take weeks if not months to make properly for a whole team where there's a person solely for rigging, for weight painting, for sculpting, for clothing."}
+{"text":"Yuriiiii!!!! YUriiiiiiI!!!!!!! ToT OOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Is even possible to create these pictures using 3D in blender?"}
+{"text":"Modular staging of a scene, redressing it, and use of camera angles to hide its limitations was solved decades ago by Hollywood. Just copy their methods."}
+{"text":"stop bumping cris' threads retarded subhumans"}
+{"text":"Yet you just bumped it. How curious!"}
+{"text":"You talk like an redditor, faggot gayboy"}
+{"text":"Background is just a gradient though"}
+{"text":"What other software are you guys learning other than Blender, Substance, etc. Feel like I would rip my hair out trying to learn houdini"}
+{"text":"So far Blender has served me well as an all-in-one package but I'm also learning Krita"}
+{"text":"Blender is a noob software with primitive jack of all trades features. Ive replaced it with dozens of softwares."}
+{"text":"Please enumerate a list"}
+{"text":"Its low effort and unambitious"}
+{"text":"trans sisters.. not like this... we are being insulted"}
+{"text":"I like chairs"}
+{"text":"cris, i-is that you?"}
+{"text":"composition on this one could be interesting if the knocked over chair was placed further out. also get rid of whatever is causing that black shape in the lower left corner."}
+{"text":"do ANY of these allow registration free downloads?? one even detected and rejected the burner email I gave it in place of the real email account I don't have, why do they want to prevent me using their sites so badly and why is it tolerated?"}
+{"text":"I WOULD do if people took it on themselves to cut out these useless middlemen, better yet they would distribute them in torrent packs"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOOAAAAAHHH UPLOAD THINGS FOR ME! I DONT WANT TO DO IT MYSELF fuck off nigger, ur an indian"}
+{"text":"I don't know enough to design one myself from scratch, but if I can't prototype my improvements the world will suffer greatly"}
+{"text":"also who's noah?"}
+{"text":"do you see this do you fucking SEE this WHY does it think it's entitled to know my phone number the name of my company and my job title there HOW can you expect me to tolerate this why can YOU tolerate it WHY WHY WHY"}
+{"text":"This is how the car looks like in the game. Zero issue with the 3d stuff, only with the textures. As you cna see I was able to delete all the cop stuff from the car."}
+{"text":"I dunno, its probably an issue with the engine not the car since you have the colours in blender right? You might just need to do another UV unwrap or something"}
+{"text":"20 000 years of figuring out shitty 1998 engine with their shitty workflows and shitty textures"}
+{"text":"This MF HDRI is single-handedly the greatest single image for everything to do with lighting. No more fighting with 3 point light setups and the 100s of underwhelming HDRIs that I have saved for no reason. Look dev in Cycles? This HDRI. A sunny day lighting? This and a sun light object positioned with HDRI Sun Aligner addon. Studio lighting with strong highlights but not strong shadows? This HDRI rotated and a single area light. More even lighting? This HDRI with a 50/50 mix shader of the Approaching Storm HDRI from Poly Haven. Want to integrate a 3D model into a game screenshot but the 360 panorama stitch from ingame has underwhelming lighting? Use Kloofendal as the HDRI light source and have the 360 ingame panorama appear as a glossy only reflection. For any beginners into 3D CGI, I cannot understate how incredible this HDRI is as a default lighting setup if you don't want to think about what to use."}
+{"text":"Only downside is that it was taken from Johannesburg, guess that absolute shithole has given one more good thing in life other than prompting bleeding edge anti-riot weaponry like the Milkor MGL."}
+{"text":"you know I was expecting this to be a shitpost but yeah this HDRI is actually kinda perfect."}
+{"text":"Leadenhall Market is also an all time great."}
+{"text":"Did sfm set back 2010s animators years? (kinda ignore pic)"}
+{"text":"No I think SFM made animation very mainstream and available for the average user more than Blender did and that was most likely because of the free assets from TF2, GMOD, and the Steam Workshop. I still love the way the Source Filmmaker renders things and would love to emulate the Source Engine render look in Blender, but I never figured it out."}
+{"text":"you almost never render both at once"}
+{"text":"actually i think usually limitations breed creativity and so a more limited toolset will usually have more creative results due to having to solve and workaround the limitations."}
+{"text":"Couldn't you just get this effect by playing with the lens?"}
+{"text":"Both the lens and the posing are used. You've gotta pose the model *anyway*, might as well make use of it."}
+{"text":"A thread to post sculpts, get feedback on sculpts or talk about sculpting Consider posting on /wip/ for for projects that go beyond sculpting Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I quite like those. They could use some cleanup though"}
+{"text":"High level sculpting today, I say Thanks, but they're just quick exercises"}
+{"text":"How long for each sculpt, anon?"}
+{"text":"30 minutes for a rough pokemon"}
+{"text":"It's crazy how zoomers nowadays can't distinguish between CGI and AI They thought they hated AI but they're actually the ones who got brainwashed by AI videos"}
+{"text":"xitters zoomers it's aging millennials. as an aging millennial i can tell you that my fellow aging millennials have started using ai and cg interchangeably when talking about vfx in film"}
+{"text":"Source for this? I want to ruin his podcast career and tell all 7 of his patreons to unsub"}
+{"text":"filename But most of us really like Ghostbusters. Also a HUGE swath loves Back to the Future and Indiana Jones. Who the fuck is this faggot?"}
+{"text":"Nah"}
+{"text":"people lose their minds over it because it does what they do better and faster than they can - ripping off or merging existing styles. A true artist breaks ground and makes something that not even be capable for an Ai to image. dariusz zawadzki the painter. Ai would have no idea what this style should look like had he never invented it. But there's all kinds of models and loras trained to rip off his style. So why is it that his paintings still regularly go for tens of thousands in USD at auction? you could argue he's ripping of HR Giger but thats a different conversation. people value paint on canvas more than a digital image the same way they value a tattoo on their body more than the same image printed on a piece of paper. it's about the status of owning something that took a skilled craftsman a lot of time to make. extend this even to swiss watches vs their chinese replicas that are identical unless you're an inch away from them. one sells for 60x the price of the other, on the low end, and both are beat out in reliability by a $10 casio. So it's a little confusing without understanding people's deeper motivations towards status and how much they are willing to spend on it. Which this whole Ai issue is about people being worried about their money at the core of it. maybe I'm overly optimistic, but Ai at this stage makes it easier than ever to make money for yourself"}
+{"text":"Is it true that Blender exports a fake version of FBX?"}
+{"text":"Instead of to use the code they reverse engineered it poorly, it wasn't even paid by the blender foundation, I think it was Epic Games."}
+{"text":"yeah blender always fucks up animation fbx, more problems than work done. shit software."}
+{"text":"Whats the reason people use this over glb? Im no expert, I just have never seen a difference between the odd proprietary format and the one all my open source crap likes by default."}
+{"text":"FBX is more data driven and works 1:1 during animation. While glb isnt designed to work with data, the main usage is copying model data. You should never use it for animation it anything besides moving model data files."}
+{"text":"What is the best controller for modeling/sculpting in VR?"}
+{"text":"Yooo"}
+{"text":"My dude, he has been spamming this shit for over 10 years at this point with a different program each time"}
+{"text":"never change"}
+{"text":"AI will take our jobs! The ones none of us have!."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"There's bunch of instashit goonerbait posters that have managed to keep a consistent face and body type. It's all the same neutral facial expression and a few of the same poses but still. What they fail at is generating multiple images with the same outfit."}
+{"text":"anyone doing client work with using AI only?"}
+{"text":"I modeled so much that I modeled through the night and around 8am couldn't keep my eyes open so I laid down and started feeling my body and kept finding bad topology and overlapping edges on my body and I can't get it out of my head"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter. It's good enough to ship and people will buy it and clap. Textures used to be literal tiles of actual photos of shit because it worked good enough to illustrate a tree bark or something"}
+{"text":"a thread to post your daily sculpts and sculpting in general previous thread"}
+{"text":"first completed project took me 3 days"}
+{"text":"First time sculpting anything, how did i do /3/"}
+{"text":"I've seen worse, how's your second sculpt?"}
+{"text":"would let her bite my head off"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached, new thread I'm dropping the \"daily\" from the original thread name since it doesn't make sense anymore"}
+{"text":"I hate the fucking animation slots. What possessed them to take something that was simple and worked perfectly well and make it complicated for the sake of complicity. I can no longer export animations from blender to unreal because all the animations are the same. Clearly keyframed jump animation? Nope, everything is a walk cycle. Want to check a tutorial on youtube to see how it works \"Here are 3 different geometric objects spinning around and keyframing them. Isn't this so simple now?\" I fucking hate this."}
+{"text":"i never asked if you were a tranny but thank you for letting me know"}
+{"text":"Well, you could just not update. Unless theres something in the new version you desperately need theres not much reason to anyway. Been using 3.3.1 and its still works fine."}
+{"text":"he fell for the 'I must get the latest/update as soon as...' meme I really see no reason to go past 2.8x/2.9x unless there just really is something you desparately need. Let me ask, how many addons are you using anon? Hmm? Scared of being...left behind? Basic modelling can still be achieved in older versions just fine. Hell, rendering can still be too. The problem is that too many users arent up to snuff on the tools. That is why people keep asking \"what is the best software/program for x.\" \"are you trained in any way? \"no.\" \"learn some basics in an older version first, noob.\" Youre not missing out if youre using the latest release, at least witg 3d modeling software."}
+{"text":"I agree that you don't have to update if you don't need to but I want to point out that new features are not the only reason to update a software. Blender 5 runs so so much faster on my machine than the previous version for animating"}
+{"text":"It is a change that makes no sense because it is part of a bigger project that will include animation layers, rigging nodes and other turds so you can keep using the one that works for you to animate till.... 2028?"}
+{"text":"How do I delete a face in blender"}
+{"text":"le ani"}
+{"text":"oh this one's actually really easy. go into your viewport and enable x-ray. then go into edit mode, use the vertices mode and start deleting the unnecessary dots. also, you can switch to faces mode and delete the unnessary faces within the model. do both"}
+{"text":"press F for face mode, click on it, and press DEL"}
+{"text":"you have to uninstall the program"}
+{"text":"this is the answer"}
+{"text":"I'm creating a video game but I don't know what it's going to be about (I'm just modeling meaningless rooms and some furniture)"}
+{"text":"Did you see that jill model I sent you a while ago?"}
+{"text":"yeah. mmmhhh so good. Ahhh yeeahh"}
+{"text":"dixon here, the game failed"}
+{"text":"dixon here, the game is alive. but no pics for now."}
+{"text":"dixon here, I lost"}
+{"text":"they hired a bunch of fortiche people as consultants, probably to cement the arcane style"}
+{"text":"eww"}
+{"text":"Elaborate?"}
+{"text":"NGL that looks pretty cool, watching the trailer I keep thinking of Kill 6 Billion Demons That definitely makes sense because K6BD took a lot of inspiration from Indian aesthetics & mythology."}
+{"text":"You should put these rich thoughts of yours into a plan on how to get a job as a welder."}
+{"text":"i'm actually taking HVAC classes right now because i know i'll never make a career out of this and big companies just want to use AI slop anyway."}
+{"text":"Fuck hvac. Go into machining. there are no CNC machines in attics or crawlspaces. The smell of glass fiber gives me anxiety now"}
+{"text":"Good. Much better than beating the dead 3D horse."}
+{"text":"how did you make this? camera on a circle curve with a damped track keeping it pointed at the character? just make an empty where you want the camera's point of rotation to be parent the camera to it rotate it 360d edit the keyframes to be linear"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I have a billion collections open is there a way to close them all without doing each one manually I dont have a numpad"}
+{"text":"The rig will almost always be janky due to things lost in the ripping process / tools the original animator used that obviously didnt get stuffed into the game data, but it still works, it still manipulates the model. I just modify the existing rig to be more sensible, if the bones come out super tiny, I just stretch out the ends, if they should have bone shapes, I make bone shapes for them, I'm not really sure what kinds of issues you're running into."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to swap between the color picker editors? I paint with the square but for just picking basic material colors, the circle picker is a bit more convenient I also wish I could paste in 0-255 rgb values instead of being stuck with 0-1 or hex code"}
+{"text":"I don't think it's possible to shortcut a preference setting If it's possible, it would have to be done with an addon"}
+{"text":"Every day I open /3/ and it’s the same thing. Blender donuts. Default cubes. Overweight men dragging vertices on their little anime girls. How do I make hair? How do I make cute loli? WIP thread oversaturated We’ve reached peak 3D artist. It’s time for a creative extinction event. The planet's filled with mid-poly orcs and slightly shiny anime girls. There's just an oversaturation of \"artists\" and the solution to this would be a global culling. You will never make money, you will never prosper from this, and you will be laid off as part of the wave in the next 3 months like everybody else. Put down the tablet, get away from your computer, close Blender, and pick up a wrench. The world doesn’t need another Eevee render. It needs electricians, welders and forklift drivers to let you rediscover the joys of honest labor. At the same time, the 3DCG industry will slowly begin to heal once this process has started, after all these dozen \"creative minds\" are back to tightening nuts and screws under a vehicle to apply their endless creativity to."}
+{"text":"Goddamn I hope you are an ESL, because I had three strokes trying to read your post."}
+{"text":"You are going to be replaced and the tranny \"allies\" against AI you have will turn on you."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's primarily why they're so anti-AI, because they will be replaced."}
+{"text":"fewer"}
+{"text":"What the fuck, now? Who said that fucking SENSITIVITY READERS need REPLACEMENTS? You FUCKING IDIOT!"}
+{"text":"Why are zoomer allergic to smooth shading in low poly models? Every tutorial I've seen teaches this 16-personalities ass clash of clans style"}
+{"text":"I remember this being the main style for \"How to model in Blender\" tutorials when Blender became finally sorta usable for normies after 2.6 and screen recording software was more accessible. So ~2012-2014 is when it really picked up and during/after that we had a ton of indie games with this \"aesthetic\""}
+{"text":"They need to pick up a wrench instead. We need a mass culling."}
+{"text":"The quotations were more from condescension rather than anything else. Personally I wouldn't call it a style, since it's literally just untextured low-poly models. It's like calling a normal sidewalk a style."}
+{"text":"it's literally just untextured low-poly models. OP's picrel might be, I've seen gradient textures applied to it to fake lightning at which point you'd have to still uv unwrap the models. For more complex models if you go and not do that you'd have to add geometry in places where you might otherwise use a texture making it a conscious choice and hence a style. So it's a style which you don't like, got it."}
+{"text":"For more complex models if you go and not do that you'd have to add geometry in places where you might otherwise use a texture making it a conscious choice and hence a style. Which is exactly my point. What you're talking about is something completely unrelated to the OP pic."}
+{"text":"Hey everyone, I've been modeling one of Ovopack's concepts and I was wondering if I could get my work critiqued for likeness to the drawing. Please let me know how i can improve this sculpt before moving on to retoppo - thanks"}
+{"text":"Show me where I 3D printed this guy... because I haven't yet :3"}
+{"text":"Faggot model"}
+{"text":"the muzzle on the source tapers evenly from the cheek fluff to the tip of the nose. The 3d model goes in, then turns forward, then turns again to flatten the nose."}
+{"text":"It looks like shit and you're a larping balding tranny"}
+{"text":"you are a snotty faggot OP. a while ago, i asked you one very simple question on Discord and you chose to completely ignore me."}
+{"text":"I have tried for several days in Blender to take animations from Mixamo and put them onto MyMan's rigify rig generation from a \"Mixamo Styled Human 5 Fingers\" metarig. I get as far as having the correctly animated FBX rig from Mixamo in MyMan's Blender file, but cannot for the life of my get the fucking thing paired in any way. I've tried ExpyKit, I've tried Rokoko, I've exhausted every resource I could possibly think to use, including the now abysmally POOED searches of Google and YouTube, and cannot figure anything out. Any video I find usually skims over this part like it's One Click easy. Is there either a VERY autismally detailed, preferably written, guide on how to do this process (tl;dr Put Mixamo Animation Onto Blender Man) as if it was explaining it to the world's biggest retard, or perhaps is an Anon capable of telling me just from this what I'm doing wrong in a sentence?"}
+{"text":"Did it ever occur to you that Blender doesn’t accept real FBX. Remember, their version of FBX import/export is created by a single person. It is not certified, it’s not officially licensed and it doesn’t work with FBX as stated. Adobe uses the real FBX, YouTubers merely skip over this fact and lie about import from FBX. What you should do is uninstall all useless import/export plugins because sometimes Blender Devs without your permission will do something bad to Blender. Reinstall the default version and try again."}
+{"text":"They already said they got the fbx in fine"}
+{"text":"I didn't read"}
+{"text":"How did you guys get over the autism of needing to make everything yourself? I can't help btu feel like a poser if I don't make something but then most pros kitbash or download already made things yet i cant escape it."}
+{"text":"what if its out of your skillset?"}
+{"text":"Are you incapable of learning? If it's out of your skillset you work on your skillset."}
+{"text":"When you want to make a bigger project then you'll have to outsource or collaborate. It's fine if you don't understand right now."}
+{"text":"The result is what matters, not how you got there."}
+{"text":"How did you guys get over the autism of needing to make everything yourself? money to buy assets something I don't have"}
+{"text":"Why is Mayas UI so complicated coming from Blender?"}
+{"text":"Maya Config Addon for Blender adds Maya's radial menus and binds to the UI"}
+{"text":"if you're still new to blender, I honestly recommend just using the blender keybinds. I came from 3DS Max and chose something akin to that, and it still is a problem after years, because you can't watch tutorials with keybinds, and some stuff isn't bound at all"}
+{"text":"yeah, i tried using blender's \"industry compatible\" mode but it just made it extra janky. it takes like two days to get blender's alternative to \"qwer\" under your fingers. just suffer it."}
+{"text":"all this brand cocksucking you're all cocksuckers fuck ya mudda"}
+{"text":"if ur coming to blender from maya and miss the spacebar context pie menus, i just found the sickest option, go in preferences, and set spacebar to search, then whenever u wanna do sth just hit spacebar but instead of the context menus like in maya where u need to train ur muscle memory to get fast, u get a search box, type whatever u wanna do, and hit enter. it's literally that easy. no need to train new muscle memory. no need to search around blenders million little collapsed menus and random buttons, just type \"edit\", hit enter, u in edit mode, space -> loop cut -> enter, u loop cuttin etc."}
+{"text":"How do I texture like this?"}
+{"text":"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power"}
+{"text":"Texture like you normally would hmmm and how would I do this?"}
+{"text":"Open image, choose brush, use brush on image"}
+{"text":"I guess the key difference these days is we have texture painting and live filters, so you'd model and uv the model and then texture it. Before, you would have all your textures planned out ahead of time and UV the model to fit them."}
+{"text":"Other way round. As you can see on that Rinoa each mostly culindricql chunk was unwrapped as a rectangle then island sizes were adjusted depending on the expected level of detail, and then the textures were painted, ie pretty much the same pipeline that survvied until we got UIs to directly paint on the model. In some games like FF9 they didn't even bother to rectangularize the islands"}
+{"text":"all that knowledge and skill you need to accumulate, just to get pennies on the dollar? WTF?"}
+{"text":"triple a video games I would rather get indie games made in blender than goyslop AAA"}
+{"text":"solo game dev from pakistan making an AAA game with 0€ budget how to make a game in 2 minutes"}
+{"text":"Thiw is implying they're gonna fail at that impossible task so they're no threat at all"}
+{"text":"he's increasing his IZZAT by teaching skills that will not be relevant in the future"}
+{"text":"I can't fucking wait until every single stinky DEI artist occupying the jobs will get laid off. It's so beautiful reading their crying and stomping and sobbing on reddit knowing they have to give up their gold spoon dream and do a physical job. There are too many artists... we must heal. The huge 3dcg balloon oversaturated with \"artists\" will deflate soon in a satisfying way"}
+{"text":"That's from my custom game engine in OpenGL. Fuck the 4mb limit im going to sleep."}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, some idiot with no programming experience makes a game in Unity with perfect collisions and 100.000 different shaders, and earns thousands of dollars. Yes, it’s unfair. But remember that you’re a REAL programmer; they’re a sham."}
+{"text":"Im not against anyone using Unity, Unreal or whatever BUT... ...recently i have played darkstein3D (a so called \"boomer shooter\", essentially a parody of wolfstein3d) made by a single developer. The game is heavily unoptimized and i have noticed some sounds like the static ringphones in the envirorment literally coming in with an unnecessary doppler effect (wich clearly has no reason to be there and irremediably tanks on the CPU). Well, these generic, easy to use engines are making possible, a plethora of (good or bad gameplay side) unoptimized games. I noticed that was going to happen 10 years agò but only recently ive seen the blatant hate towards UE unity etc becoming mainstream. When something gets too accessible (we have seen that already with the internet, because of smartphones) the average quality goes down. In general you are free to use any of these engines but please, take some time to optimize them or learn some basic code, LLM's are going to make the thing even worse i bet."}
+{"text":"Also i hate the idea of making hundreds of unnecessary shaders just because you can do it. I have seen a huge amount of indie games literally being made twice as heavy as they should because someone decided it was a good reason to stack 5,6 shaders on a single item. That's again an accessibility problem, some guys got their hands on these magical in-out charts on UE or blender and decided it was a good reason to create overcomplicated shaders without giving a fuck about performances, not even mentioning the SSAO applied everywhere, including voxel games, just because you can press the ceckbox to activate that post processing feature. Literally low poly games overloaded with state of the art illumination techniques."}
+{"text":"bro this is such a cool look"}
+{"text":"No textures there, just colors and shaders. Maybe that's why it looks so raw i dont know, i like the simple style too."}
+{"text":"What do you 3D model for anon senpai? No this is not a doomer thread telling you to stop doing that, if you're doing it that's great, seriously I'm happy for you, don't let AI niggers tell you otherwise. Personally, I'm drowning myself in this endeavour because of how cringe the world around us is, there's a deep sense of dissatisfaction with the way things are in general (personal life, entertainment, job market, the internet) that I prefer retreating into my own little lala land instead. Too weird to be around normal people, and too normal to be around the modern internet-going crowd: everytime I see some cocksucker repeat the same trite fucking meme like they're a human bot or someone post AI dogshit I'm this close to getting an aneurism, I'm not even 30 and I already feel so far behind modern trends nor do I have any desire to engage with them. It's a state of limbo, it's not terrible but not great either, a comfortable dissatisfaction."}
+{"text":"This is very interesting, thank you for sharing your experience anon truth is biggest motivation boost was people commenting and noticing your work personally which made me hyped up I got the same feeling when people commented on my artwork, it feels great to be noticed how to use trim sheets and UV buildings correctly env art architecture This subject is of particular interest to me. If you have a particular tutorial you followed to git gud at doing buildings or tips in general I'd love to hear it dude, I'm always looking to get better at that stuff myself"}
+{"text":"no tutorials, i figured everything out on my own with experimentation its extremely easy"}
+{"text":"Around 10 years ago I fucked up and instead of finding a job in the shit I was studying at univ I chose to work as a freelancer. And I've been struggling ever since."}
+{"text":"I like your rat,"}
+{"text":"i don't 3D model i just subscribe to the patreon of furry artists and i steal all of their 3D models of renamon, krystal, etc and i store them in a zip folder on my hard drive that i keep telling myself i'll use \"some day, when i'm good enough\" but that day never comes. now i just commission animators through telegram to make me APNGs of the characters having seggs because animators are waaaay cheaper than 3D modelers (i got one model done for $500 from russia and that's cheap af). i mostly just got into 3D because i convinced myself i could never draw well. but now rather than drawing, i am stuck in a phantom zone hellscape of vague issues caused by hidden settings. my model was fucking up because i didn't need my cloth physics modifier enabled and i needed professional help to know that. i sold my toyota corolla for a $1300 rig because i thought i'd be making bank working from home. kek"}
+{"text":"I got a student discount that gives me 1 year of zbrush for 75 USD. Should I buy it?"}
+{"text":"just pirate it and have a free lifetime license you dyslexic autistic underdeveloped paypig retard"}
+{"text":"Only if you need a legal copy for your courses."}
+{"text":"No one buys art software until they're making commercial money with said software."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"SOVL my only regret is not being able to hear their subtle peeps, that shit's adorable"}
+{"text":"suit yourself, i made threads about this years ago as well. But if ya'll don't want em, i have no issue with leaving, toodles"}
+{"text":"'gu on the 'log"}
+{"text":"No one in the vocaloid community remembers your ad, the MTG campaign for that set was worthless and not a single card became Meta in the long run. You’ll only be remembered in the fandom wikis not Japan’s version of the vocaloid wiki."}
+{"text":"Awesome work! I love it, OP. Keep up the good work."}
+{"text":"Mostly worthless \"tutorial\" that's 90% talk and 10% actually useful technical advice"}
+{"text":"I think blender was created to keep the bewannabes from real 3d artist and professional. Real artist use any tool at is disposal."}
+{"text":"Is there any way for me to copy my preferences over?"}
+{"text":"It'll prompt you to import from previous versions on first run and if you wanna get the option again you just delete your settings folder for that version"}
+{"text":"Degree does not make a professional, but actual expertise in the field. Uni degree at most opens up way to become a novice that has to earn to be called a professional. Most fields dont requere a degree, but time and skill at the job to be labeled a professional."}
+{"text":"Will you be also scared of my massive white big penis throbbing and standing high over your face? It detected a girl"}
+{"text":"Why is sunk cost such a common mindset on this board?"}
+{"text":"I'll be honest. This is 100% the skill I wanted to reach when I was younger. really really happy with this. It seems my AAA anime workflow has come to a sucess final. :D really happy with it."}
+{"text":"where is the game"}
+{"text":"why is there a bald spot before that hair(?) curtain hanging in front of her forehead? is it not connected? you don't have the polygon budget to give her ears any volume, but you can give her hair tentacles? weird priorities"}
+{"text":"stop posting this low effort shit, you have 5 threads already"}
+{"text":"I don't know if I would fuck this just based off the hair tearing like that"}
+{"text":"FUCK OFF CHRIS!"}
+{"text":"the weld modifier of this piece of shit software doesn't even work at all leaving two vertices on top of eachother everywhere monkey software where else can I clean up fusion360 meshes? preferably in a non freetard software that works"}
+{"text":"Press A Press M Merge by distance Are you retarded?"}
+{"text":"This Remember to increase the merge distance in very small increments and monitor the amount of vertices removed in order to not fuck up something bad!"}
+{"text":"These are our peers now man. Why do you think nanite exists for dogshit engine 5"}
+{"text":"dogshit engine 5 Written by a dogshit user who can't optimize anything himself ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"}
+{"text":"dogshit engine 5"}
+{"text":"hello frends, i've just started using blender, am i doing good?"}
+{"text":"you AI generated a video of someone using blender? why"}
+{"text":"So I can post about Maya"}
+{"text":"Can we kill all AIniggers for once and for all?"}
+{"text":"how the fuck does a studio of 30 people total (including programmers, managers) create such a massive game with unique environments and character models? I struggle to create any environment in less than a month that is going to be rendered in a still frame. what kind of magic do these people do?"}
+{"text":"No, they really just brought stuff from UE store: youtube.com/watch?v=mEYKF1fCL24 [Embed] They never used Blender."}
+{"text":"Denial is the first step to acceptance, you'll understand the power of blender like you should, eventually"}
+{"text":"You should tell the lead artist cause he lists blender as used in making the character models on artstation"}
+{"text":"I struggle to create any environment in less than a month that is going to be rendered in a still frame Weak faggot. Takes like an hour tops for me. Granted, my style's on the simpler side, but as long as it looks good I don't care."}
+{"text":"What's that supposed to be? a red goatse?"}
+{"text":"yeah that makes sense, thanks bros"}
+{"text":"Just sculpt it bro, or yoink hands from another model"}
+{"text":"How do you guys manipulate a model extracted from a game? I see people doing animations, exposing jiggling bones and the like but when I open one I can't make heads or tails, the rig bones are all in different sizes, some don't seem to move anything etc. I wonder if there is a program that just put this all in a set shape or size, cause I keep having trouble and in the end I give up and open it on Mixamo to put a new rig on it. but that distorts clothes and armor you know"}
+{"text":"Posting belly because i can and im delaying rigging this to move"}
+{"text":"raita approve"}
+{"text":"How can I create this model as fast as possible as a beginner? Which software would be ideal? I have Blender, would it be enough? Are there any free textures on a resource site?"}
+{"text":"Fastest possible way is to take an expensive course where you hand a hands-on mentor. Except I'm pretty sure the next thing you'd say is you don't want to pay anything, in which case you just don't have access to the fastest method"}
+{"text":"I dont have enough money"}
+{"text":"Then that answers your original question about which software to use, too"}
+{"text":"just copy it with image planes like this and project the texture onto the model from production artwork. It'd look perfect."}
+{"text":"kek worked. thx"}
+{"text":"check renderhub"}
+{"text":"On Render_State, look for: Angel's Wing Q321 GCC ND3D the-hawk"}
+{"text":"yikes"}
+{"text":"new bread when?"}
+{"text":"Nu thread"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a clue on how HAL/Sakurai renders his characters? Smash Bros/Kirby characters have a really nice style and lightning, blending realistic materials for clothing/tools with cartoony body textures."}
+{"text":"You make all the materials have a 50% luminocity"}
+{"text":"ask stupid question don't even post your attempted work"}
+{"text":"HAL/Sakurai Do you mean Bandai Namco Studio S? HAL hasn't directly work with Sakurai since the Gamecube. and no, Air Riders doesn't count either, it was another Sakurai/Bamco joint game but HAL and Nintendo commissioned it instead of directly working on it."}
+{"text":"Gonna try that. I don't know why would you consider it a stupid question, considering Sakurai manages to make many 3D models of other Nintendo IPs look beautiful while mantaining his signature style. I'm trying to have a good mix between realistic materials and stylized proportions, which is why I use his works as a point of reference. Anyways, here you go. Oh yeah, forgot that Bamco took over from HAL, but you know what I mean. Sakurai has a very distinct style when making characters. Thanks for the video, though! It's very good. Sadly this seems to only delve into making renders and not making a game ready asset (I haven't done retopo for this, I just want to nail the look first). Still, some things were really helpful. Specially the hair particle settings. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"The program that solved the modeling problem for good and got assassinated by Autodesk as a result. 1. Same interface for decades, already has 99% of tools you need, with an intuitive UI that any non-tech person can easily master. 2. Autodesk bought it, added extremely well Maya keybinds and yet nobody bothered to check the box. 3. When everything else failed, they just pulled the plug."}
+{"text":"It somehow detects the time."}
+{"text":"and then export it to Maya for render phase. somebody on github is maintaining a not-totally-outdated Arnold render plugin, for whatever that's worth"}
+{"text":"this is really just an organization problem somebody needs to figure out how to properly organize the community in a way to build a groundswell of support to just buy the source from Autodesk it's a public company so I bet you could lowball them pretty good, they're greedy fucks and just want money yesterday, vs. in the future"}
+{"text":"why do you have to be so mean"}
+{"text":"any patrician artists who are still using softimage?"}
+{"text":"Alright started my very first lowpoly character trying to use techniques here How fucked is it?"}
+{"text":"Id make games with you dude I cant do this shit but I can do shaders and PPs"}
+{"text":"using a hot sexy chick for the cover of a 3d modeling book kickass"}
+{"text":"badum ts"}
+{"text":"I have that book, (the first edition) you learn to 3d model a sexy chick, I miss those days"}
+{"text":"super based, I have a legit copy of 3ds max 8 i still use sometimes, although 2023 is okay can't fucking stand troonder such a unintuitive pos same, also such soul in the book's aesthetic"}
+{"text":"Uhh, Maya bros...? Why is THE Lucas Pope recommending to pick Blender over Maya?"}
+{"text":"As the comment you didn't include in your screenshot says, his Maya nitpicks are well documented in the Obra Dinn devlog, so you could just read that"}
+{"text":"He knows to trick newbs into spinning their wheels on blender so they never become competition"}
+{"text":"Don't think that's a concern in the age of AI"}
+{"text":"Because Maya ain't for pussies who will quit after using it once, and Blender's UI is more friendly. Then you got Zbrush as the UI's final boss, that shit even customized gives me fucking nightmares."}
+{"text":"the thing is, why would you use something that could be EOL'ed tomorrow? Autodesk is a public company and all they give a fuck about is raw profit if the shareholders say 'jump' they will do whatever, including destroying or selling off a program which isn't making money hand over fist"}
+{"text":"How do you come up with a really awesome 3d artstyle like this?"}
+{"text":"So some rando manages a full character and animation faster than most of /3/. Of course I recognize that cursor, it's the power of Blender"}
+{"text":"/3/ is full of shitskins from the third world decaying their brain with blender who can't even model a turd"}
+{"text":"metric to trigger the us racist"}
+{"text":"You're Indian, modelling that probably made you hungry."}
+{"text":"No. Idealy I want them to make use of modern rendering advancements. That beign said I want total accessibility. So I'm also not saying \"no\" that kind of style. I'm also using the built in render pipeline for unity which is not very advanced and doesnt have much options beyond secularity and normal maps. The camera is always going to be pretty far away from the characters and items. The things need to look good while occupying like 1/5 of the screen space. But also the original gauntlet took it too far and the awesome character designs on the box art were not faithfully represented in game. I want a happy medium between the two. If only though, the mob monsters need to be optimized because there could be hundreds of them on screen at once. Players, items, bosses will have more freedom."}
+{"text":"how do you feel about the mask of achilles?"}
+{"text":"That sounds 100x more appropriate seeing as achillese was supposed to be invincible."}
+{"text":"IDk why I didnt bundle the foot into the body. I dont really want them to explode separately. Here's the abomination. He's enveloped, but I havent painted weights yet"}
+{"text":"Gauntlet had 2 types of bosses. One type roamed around on the same playing field as you. They had a lot of abilities for chasing down players or creating distance. The other type sat in a central location and had an assortment of attacks they did based on where the players were. The other unique thing about the gauntlet bosses was their weakness item. You would sometimes get a special cutscene at the start of a level, and it would show you something like a genie's lamp or a glowing bible. You could find those items in that level and if you brought the right item to the right boss it would disable attacks, or deal a bunch of early damage, etc. The abomination is the roaming type. He has 2 melee attacks programmed but he refused to do the second one. the big hand smash has a particle effect, and his attacks actually deal damage."}
+{"text":"Alright so I like to \"source\" various archviz, smart material, vehicles and flora assets from these websites like an actual person. But 1/4th of the time its these fking gooner ass static mesh stuff. Who tf are downloading/viewing these, for what purpose, also ain't no way most 3D print users have a colored printer to justify printing these unless y'all are also model painters? If you want an actual usable character model from these types, just go on Deviantart for MMD rigs or various VRchat/SFM asset places."}
+{"text":"Well that's one way to call a self-promo schmuck."}
+{"text":"People who are planning to do something with them but never do. Not even goon"}
+{"text":"most dazlets pirate daz stuff archviz people, esp in third world, will often have massive archives of pirated models 3d print stuff it's mostly people who want models for table top games i thing, but i guess there are people out there print larger shit. tb h most people with 3d printers don't actually have any real use case for them so i can see them pirating random models"}
+{"text":"Can see, but damn download other models to look in Blender and never open/utilize again."}
+{"text":"What kinda brainworm do you have? You don't understand why people do a thing, but you also understand how to do it better with shit that is obviously unsuitable for the use case? Did you even consider that a print model can't have concave eyes? Fuck man. Go to therapy"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where you can rip this dudes models? $100 is a bit too much, and i know theres a repository somewhere"}
+{"text":"Just use a download manager man All that shit is barely worthy of the dumb questions thread"}
+{"text":"disgusting bolshevik coomers but better than being out there killing people I guess"}
+{"text":"download manager man kinda wanted to do it myself rather than hiring some indian through fiber"}
+{"text":"bootlicker"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm sure that was worth bumping this garbage thread"}
+{"text":"bump It's life"}
+{"text":"I'm looking forward to attending next year"}
+{"text":"It's gunt you buffoon"}
+{"text":"Glad they're starting to add Gunt DLC to a lot of games now"}
+{"text":"page 10 bump. gunt will never die."}
+{"text":"so i design stuff with Blender for 3d-printing. Lately a friend asked me to design some mechanical parts for printing and I realized Blender isn't suitable for this, because when you apply a subdivision modifier, all the dimensions change because the geometry gets deformed. I was going to learn freecad but i watched some people doing stuff with it on youtube and every time i watch a video i say to myself \"i could model this in Blender in like half the time.\" is this the nature of CAD modeling, or is this specific to freecad?"}
+{"text":"I believe Fusion360 has a free license; I don't know how limited it is"}
+{"text":"Solid Edge community edition. License lasts a few years. Bit of a learning curve and might be picky about graphics hardware, but powerful."}
+{"text":"I recommend OpenSCAD for anything parametric."}
+{"text":"As much as it is a technical non-arty task, id still like to know more about and sicuss best prwctices when it comes to making more fanciful models meant to be 3d printed. Zbrush looks like it has a bunch of built in tools for it but ive never messed with them."}
+{"text":"Zbrush tools for 3D printing? Nah man, it just sculpts"}
+{"text":"How would you make this in 3D?"}
+{"text":"He could be someone who cuts his pasta"}
+{"text":"theyve got some kind of equations running"}
+{"text":"what's your day job?"}
+{"text":"bunch of tubes, physics, particle effects"}
+{"text":"that's a neat egg tart but op asked for spaghetti"}
+{"text":"Good Afternoon Gents, I am looking for some Telegram repositories for models like this: Rocketdyne J-2 Rocket Engine 3D print model I want my kid's science project to shit on everyone else's where they set up some engineering style 3D prints and sub assemblies. Old rocket engines, models, etc. All I can find through my contacts is either Warhammer shit or gooner bait. Any help is appreciated! Thank you"}
+{"text":"I want my kid's science project to shit on everyone else's You and him would've learned how to build it in CAD and prepared it for months ahead instead of boomer dad asking /3/ chink gooners with erectile dysfunction who barely can model a bolt. Your kid should be ashamed that his dad browses 4chinz though"}
+{"text":"Yeah dude, I'll just enroll in some classes to learn CAD instead of printing an STL. Must suck to be this mad online over a request for some engineering files for extra curricular school projects."}
+{"text":"You can learn it at home, boomer. Your wife is going on a date with me tonight btw"}
+{"text":"Yorda is the single most beautiful 3D model ever put inside a video game. How on earth do you do this style..."}
+{"text":"le sovl..... the model looks like shit"}
+{"text":"It's ok to be gay anon, but don't try to push your own preferences onto other people. You wouldn't want people to force you to be straight, would you?"}
+{"text":"What about the model appeals to you?"}
+{"text":"CHUDDY! CHUDDY CHUUUUUUD!"}
+{"text":"We (programmer and 2D artist) are working on a small 3D idle game. Was wondering if any 3D artists here with some experience in low poly, cute characters are interested. Would be nice if we could launch a project consisting of only 4chan devs, but if we can't find someone we will end up looking elsewhere like artstation We will be paying commission, but please keep in mind we have a small budget"}
+{"text":"Discord got hacked, told everyone it’s not safe. Yet you still defend OP and Discord because of your stupid opinion. Get a life anon."}
+{"text":"feel free to send me a message Discord says I can't message you unless we're friends or something"}
+{"text":"Back when I was young people made things for fun, and if money came out of it that was just a nice bonus. Yeah back when you could buy a house and feed yourself on a single salary that sounds nice but we live in a world where a cardboard box is $600 a week grandpa."}
+{"text":"It was more that the online content community was mostly minors who didnt need money to survive and didnt work."}
+{"text":"Nice skeletal ref for your character model."}
+{"text":"The single most used Maya add-on and not a single person has decided that it would be worth the time to crack it. Maybe they have? If they have, someone send it my way I'm not paying for it."}
+{"text":"If you amateurs can’t build IK/FK without some paid tool then you don’t deserve to post here until you have done so."}
+{"text":"We're animators not rigger nigger, and beside blender have ik/fk snapping by default and it's just a click of a button, that's why fk/ik snapping is non issue in blender, then there's Maya....... The reason why this thread exist"}
+{"text":"Blender doesn’t have ik/fk by default, you must be talking about their version of auto rig. Which obviously isn’t built for custom rigs like 3 leg dog, 1 leg human or horse standing upright. You’re not a rigger anon if you’re relying solely on automated rig operators."}
+{"text":"Finally someone who contributes something in this shitty thread, I like the delete & add in-between feature which makes retiming very easy, I think animbot doesn't have this feature"}
+{"text":"fuck off"}
+{"text":"if you can't find the thread for questions you're too retarded to understand the answer"}
+{"text":"I don't want to post in your shitty thread. I will make my own and you will reply to it."}
+{"text":"Show us that cool new project you got in the works anon-kun! Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"I wish I had a dagger like this. I want to dress in ceremonial garb and larp as Lawrence of Arabia."}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD, NEW THREAD, IMAGE LIMIT REACHED."}
+{"text":"Sweet"}
+{"text":"Learning new modelling modifiers in blender doing the Caudron C. 561. This aircraft has an infuriating lack of reference images which is causing me to slowly hate going anywhere more detailed with it"}
+{"text":"What modifiers or techniques?"}
+{"text":"So, i been studying, but it seems like this market is screwed for self taugth people, before ou could be self taugth but now with AI i think it migth a waste of time, what do u think? I am working on some furniture low poly stuff, should i quit or do it?"}
+{"text":"Since you are a wizard of 3D modelling, tell us how bleak the situation is and how many years will it be before it’s fully over."}
+{"text":"AAA More like triple gay"}
+{"text":"yea your post and birth in one, now hit a train, jeet captcha K3K"}
+{"text":"And you don't know how to count"}
+{"text":"this is zombo.com and you are welcome"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to decrease the opacity for edit wires in grease pencil? Or display only the selected layer's edit wire?"}
+{"text":"I'm not a greaser but I think you want Edit Lines turned off"}
+{"text":"Are there any online galleries dedicated to 3D cg stuff? Like a Danbooru but exclusive 3D"}
+{"text":"sketchfab?"}
+{"text":"in UE5, how would you animate the female genitalia distortion when a male genitalia enters? in 3d animations you can see the distortion or stretching of the female genitalia. what is the way to do this in UE5? is Chaos Flesh overkill? would you have 2 keyframes for the distortion and then manually adjust the frames which look bad? the issue is the Female stretching around the Male. i have looked around but cannot find a clear workflow. is it just done manually frame by frame?"}
+{"text":"CAD thread? CAD thread."}
+{"text":"multiple pictures would fall under photogrammetry, one photo extrapolated into a 3d model would be an AI task, and turning that into something suited for cad would be very much an AI task. i've seen ai > 3d model stuff, but to cad i have not. i haven't looked mind you. suffice to say you're asking a lot"}
+{"text":"Try meshy.ai"}
+{"text":"\"3d model\" usually means a mesh, which is a separate concept to a cad/procedural model, though having a mesh model can make it easier to make a cad model from"}
+{"text":"Can’t you just can import the models into autoCAD and use SURFSCULPT or something? May need to convert to a format that it likes. IDK I only looked into it superficially."}
+{"text":"Well I tried it and meshy made the pen with 10s of thousands of polygons, I exported as obj, imported to onshape, exported as a rhino, imported to autoCAD and my laptop I use for 2D work only couldn’t handle it. Honestly for something so simple it could be drafted in 10-30 mins."}
+{"text":"I'm still cracking my head if I should get the studio version of Plasticity which has xnurbs and square, or stick to fusion360 free edition. Is Plasticity better than Fusion for game 3d assets?"}
+{"text":"ah no, i was look at the non-portable original cgpeers release. the portable one looks like it's already sandboxed so should be all good. i think guid used to be tied to hardware but no longer is. just random number generated on install."}
+{"text":"is plasticity worth it to learn? are there professional plasticity modelling jobs? or are tutorials makes the only once making money with this?"}
+{"text":"CAD tourist here, i hate to put on the tinfoil hat but I've seen rumors saying big companies like dassault have a deal with crack scene (solidsquad etc) to inject monitoring into their cracks so their legal team can pursue you if your pirated stuff produces revenue. how much of that is true?"}
+{"text":"plasticity is for game assets retard learn autocad for real engineering jobs"}
+{"text":"deal with crack scene very unlikely. most software phones home so there's no need for any sort of deal to be made. crackers don't bother patching every outbound connection programs make - the assumption is that you should be doing that yourself as a user. in vfx the only company that aggressively pursues piracy is the foundry, and they're mostly looking for connections coming from studio customers. can't speak for the CAD/CAM world."}
+{"text":"Right girl obviously has more polys, but that's not the point here. Which one is best ANIMATED? And why?"}
+{"text":"though in context each game's animation styles suits their purpose perfectly well. i think if 2b had more natural human animations it would look weird considering how fast she moves and changes states"}
+{"text":"Well, her butt does look kind of flabby I guess?"}
+{"text":"left style is a common midwit trap, more movement =/= more gooder"}
+{"text":"Casually drops the term 'midwit' in heated discussion about legacy asscheek kinematics"}
+{"text":"I can see her butt jiggle"}
+{"text":"An amount of disgust and HATE that i never felt before. The amount of sadistic fantasies that i have developped. I never EVER felt this raw revulsion towards something that i have made. This is my first character model in blender and i have no words to describe how much i want to hurt it. I want to create and AI for this body, give it emotions just to know that it suffers. I want to torment it, i want to trap it in a house of psychological horror. Just imagining the AI's response to pain, it simulating human emotions of despair and sadness brings me great satisfaction. I want to punish what my hands have made, i previously made bad art but this is different. I created something that i want to exist just for the purpose of it suffering eternally. I want every artifical fiber of this rot to fry and be reseted to suffer again and again with no comfort and no body to relate to. I want it to know that it's suffering, i want the artifical system to scream in agony with each tearing stimulation on it's vertices. Anyways, i'll probably adjust some proportions and watch tutorials uwu"}
+{"text":"I am right there with you. I want to call it shöëmann. That way I know that despite it's horrific nature it has a sole. I want to tell you, as it's creator, to kill yourself, but honestly it would be more punishing to encourage you to let you live. Honestly. I don't know what you were thinking. If you were thinking at all. It made my cat start to vomit. My cat. It vomited a greasy hairball and fluids from it's last catch, and even that was less disgusting. Jesus fucking Christ man. What were you doing?"}
+{"text":"hating your creation is the essence of art you're on the path, anon"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"so basically you're like the god of the jews"}
+{"text":"An amount of disgust and HATE that i never felt before. The amount of sadistic fantasies that i have developped. I never EVER felt this raw revulsion towards something that i have made. me whenever i make something"}
+{"text":"So, here its the thing, im working on my pixel art 3d game on godot, so far so good. At first i start using some mixamo animations, now fuck it, i want the whole library, so i download .exe from github, running some python code to, but at the end, they fail of downloading the whole thing. The most amount i could get its 1000 animations, and in a very disorder way. Questions; ¿Where i could get or how i could get the whole mixamo library? ¿Is any link o missing torrent with librarys like mixamo or mixamo? Any information about animation archives would be also welcome. Also could seed the torrent for the librarys, if any"}
+{"text":"pixel art godot trans sisters... our game"}
+{"text":"Kind of bummed that there don't really seem to be any serious threads about animation on this board. Of course, most games nowadays just use motion capture for everything, but I'm still of the opinion that animations made by hand such as all the animations in Fumito Ueda's games have a special something about them that mocap cannot reach. And these aren't super stylized or cartoony animations either. They're grounded and realistic but have a lightness to them. I was trying to find resources on how to learn to animate like that, but it seems like a lost art. There are blender courses for animation out there such as the \"Alive!\" by P2D Design academy, but they all focus on they all focus on this over the top bouncy Disney style. Pretty much all across western animation courses."}
+{"text":"but you don't see people geek over a 3D animation in the same way thousands of people geek over 2D 3D animation still makes more money"}
+{"text":"If you think that's impressive then you shouldn't learn animation yet, you need to learn the basic Blender interface"}
+{"text":"h-how do I animate by hand guise??? is there a perfect rig I can make that will animate itself, render itself, do my taxes, end world hunger- PUT THE POLYGON IN THE PLACE YOU WANT IT TO BE NIGGA ITS NOT THAT HARD"}
+{"text":"And you're wrong. Most people blame specifically the British, French, or Germans/Austrians for specific historical injury. American blacks blame \"whites\" because white Americans defined an artificial separation of the \"races\", largely for business reasons (the business being slavery), essentially casting all of the sons of Europe as perpetrators of attacks taken out by specific subsets of them. This has been you're \"Do Not Be A Dumbfuck\" Message of the Day. Back to 3D animation discussion, please."}
+{"text":"Painting with stencils allows you to use textures generated by an algorithm to quickly photobash your models. Here, a tutorial will be shown on how to do this from the basics."}
+{"text":"Oops, nevermind. Just discovered your channel. :D"}
+{"text":"D, when I take notes, I do it this way I document everything in the form of screenshots and text. I've been doing it for a long time. And now with ChatGPT, I can write the instructions in Spanish, since that's my main language, and instantly translate them to English, even improved with better organization. Basado hermano con OCD"}
+{"text":"N"}
+{"text":"What compels someone to make tutorials when they're still at the beginner stage?"}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"What's the best app for making figurines like these?"}
+{"text":"leave him, he is one of them Blender cultist"}
+{"text":"SculptGl is written by the same guy who went on to create Nomad, which is better and pretty cheap, desktop versions finally available too"}
+{"text":"Just make it in Zbrush, the industry standard with the most advanced toolset and features instead of coping and doing mental gymnastics with your freetard software made by hobbyist neckbeards muh cost If you're too illiterate to sail the seas in 10 minutes then you're a tranny or pacifist snoy westerner and shouldn't do 3D simple as."}
+{"text":"Only ears in OP look sculpted to me, everything else could be polymodelled."}
+{"text":"This artist uses zbrush for most of his work. Works from low subdivisions to high. He's also a 2D artist and knows appeal, the polypaint is a big factor. Final renders are done in Blender. When there's a lot of hard surface he uses Maya. Anons are right, it can be done in any 3d software. There's no shortcuts, just skill."}
+{"text":"I remember reading somewhere that old-school video games used to treat illumination through a lens of studio lighting. Instead of simulating rays, they use a combination of point/directional/spot/ambient light to convey the emotion of a scene. Is there any blog or video that talks about this phenomenon in depth blending both technical and artistic knowledge, comparing different shading models from different era. Also, PBR materials today is treated as some sort of divinely \"correct\" way to do stuff. When you talk about disadvantages, everyone gives a handwavy remark of \"slightly\" less performance. But how much? There are no exact metrics obtained by comparing two scenes that were designed with both traditional and PBR models in mind without bias."}
+{"text":"actual artists all 3d game assets are outsourced to india now"}
+{"text":"Average indian 12 year old working on AAA titles in a sweatshop for 3 rupees MOGS the fuck out of anyone on this board"}
+{"text":"he deserves it too, considering"}
+{"text":"is this shit? pbr with crunchy textures"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to make things like this in Blender or is there another program? I want to create psychedelic liquid simulations like this"}
+{"text":"Did I break you? This is the internet, it doesn't matter that you lost, just let it go."}
+{"text":"Blender can’t be used for science purposes Blender can’t do special effects without using plugins or alternative methods Blender was not OP choice nor was Maya Special effects are often made using real world techniques Who lost? Biggest crybaby of /3/ and loser. You are given enough information from the scientific community that disagrees with your opinion. All this time you spent was wasting on us by complaining or insulting, not once did you try to create something in Blender. I don’t think you even care about Blender after that one political statement that makes you sound stupid. We don’t care about your nazi opinions either."}
+{"text":"touchdesigner?"}
+{"text":"Yes and no, you would want to look into a fluid or smoke sim for that (maybe using embergen or liquigen as Blender smoke and fluid sim sucks)"}
+{"text":"I read backwards dam it, I was responding to the first post ofthe thread"}
+{"text":"Hello, are exported contents (FBX, Texture files) from pirated softwares traceable back to you or your company? I heard metadata could contain your info but it seems people generally don't care enough to check your assets. i'm looking to use autodesk programs and Substance painter. if so, are there ways to launder them out? ie. import into blender and export back out."}
+{"text":"Then use free software for the 3d part and get the steam license of substance which is like 200, which you can easily get by drawing someone's favorite webcomic character getting fucked"}
+{"text":"get the steam license of substance which is like 200 And I get to keep it forever, no?"}
+{"text":"companies that are too cheap to pay for maya are also probably too cheap to pay you a fair wage. something to think about."}
+{"text":"Of course not, chud. Stop being greedy."}
+{"text":"You do if you take the one that's not a subscription, but you could just have gone to the steam page to find that out"}
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+{"text":"V8.5 leaks: Yanami almost certainly endgame girl, Lemon making moves, Tiara agenda dead"}
+{"text":"An anon posted an MTL link here, but I don't have it now."}
+{"text":"Anna might have Nukumizu heart but Riko has his body"}
+{"text":"Let's say that I'm an anime only who's tired of waiting for the new season. Where do I go to read the novels and where does the anime end and I should begin (unless you want me to read from the beginning because the anime skipped scenes) I've never liked an anime enough to want to read the LN before so this is all new to me."}
+{"text":"Karen is not doing enough to push nukumizu into anna's thighs"}
+{"text":"Just google makeine skythewood. For v8 look for mtl, it is somewhere on the internet. The anime finished first 3 vols."}
+{"text":"What do you think of her anime so far?"}
+{"text":"Did you miss the last few threads?"}
+{"text":"I didn't, but I also know the only person who would be retarded enough to make that claim is the resident Jetfag, who doesn't have a rational bone in his body"}
+{"text":"Too bad he's the one clinging to Alcides to keep his jobber servant relevant."}
+{"text":"Yeah no shit anon, next thing you'll say Gil's biggest flaw is his pride."}
+{"text":"Drop Lancelot into America and Alcides won't stand a chance."}
+{"text":"Why is she in love with someone that she knows has a small penis?"}
+{"text":"There might exist magic that fixes that ."}
+{"text":"It was a shit test. He failed, but then his sturdy hands on her shoulders made her wet again."}
+{"text":"I don't get it. what did I miss?"}
+{"text":"Rewatch season 1."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Would you accept Charlie's invitation to have dinner with him?"}
+{"text":"She's trying to tell us something N Show's a meme goldmine."}
+{"text":"Is he normal?"}
+{"text":"What's he having?"}
+{"text":"Pick and choose."}
+{"text":"autistic monke"}
+{"text":"Chapter 184 is up"}
+{"text":"moe passed not fucking FAIR, she might actually get a boifwi at this point"}
+{"text":"Now the real question is, did Kinoshita pass?"}
+{"text":"the point is that he told her he would say when he doesn't want something"}
+{"text":"Kinoshita passed all entrances and will be running three businesses in the future while fucking his wife(not Moe) and his mistress(Moe)."}
+{"text":"Yamada will do butt stuff to him as punishment for him failing the test."}
+{"text":"Why is she seducing a boy younger than her?"}
+{"text":"/ss/ He's a high schooler."}
+{"text":"My wife is so sweaty"}
+{"text":"I always said Nijika was wife material."}
+{"text":"and smells like fresh laundry"}
+{"text":"So why did she lose her memory? Suicide attempt?"}
+{"text":"The idea that she loved that fat manchild tokita was more immersion breaking than any of the weird visuals."}
+{"text":"It's Kon's best movie though."}
+{"text":"Episode 4 adapts all 4 chapters of Perfect Preparation. Ending with the narration of Maki going after the remaining Kukuro squad members. People forget that the last chapter was only 10 pages(Gege took a month long hiatus afterwards). Episode 5 is the Yaga/Gakuganji/Panda stuff ending with Hakari/Kirara introduction."}
+{"text":"To be fair, it's probably a pain in the ass to keep drawing those scars every time. Even the Yuji merch looks weird with how out of place are the scars."}
+{"text":"Naoya is pretty remarkable though. was basically a punching bag for whole duration and still managed to land above Yuta. I think that shows how much nobody cares about Yuta more than anything else."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck would want to buy a character with so many ugly scars? The fact that Gege also draws women to look like men doesn't help at all, the only one who has escaped his woMAN characters designs is Uro and even that is mostly because her gigantic child bearing thighs balance out Geges gay designs."}
+{"text":"This is more on Maki though. Every merch lineup for S3 so far has not include Maki at all despite being part of the \"heroes\" group. Even fuarking panda made it in and he has way smaller role"}
+{"text":"The scars are a bitch to make it consistent if you ask me."}
+{"text":"Kay is so underrated in this show. Despite being captain of a wealthy and powerful school she jobs in tournaments."}
+{"text":"Arisanimal hours"}
+{"text":"Ep 4 out now! Uh, Merry Christmas I guess!"}
+{"text":"otsukare"}
+{"text":"Oh shot wrong pic"}
+{"text":"This so makes me feel sad and oddly angry for some reason"}
+{"text":"I love the songs there should be one for each segment"}
+{"text":"He gets to be reincarnated as a child and gets to fuck people of his own age This is why people hate Rudeus. It's a projection of their own jealousy."}
+{"text":"I really wish that the author didn't make him somehow get ED at the age of fucking 13. You know, the age where your boners are nonstop and probably the strongest ever. He could have been the biggest fuck fiend and endless sex with his stamina. That would have been ten times berrer. Those kids are around the same mental age as him."}
+{"text":"there are no mentally mature female characters in anime"}
+{"text":"Rudy: I consent Sylphie: I consent Roxy: I consent Eris: I consent Linea and Pursena: We consent, mew Reddit: I don't"}
+{"text":"fictional characters can't consent anything retard"}
+{"text":"If corporations can be people then anime characters can be too."}
+{"text":"be me like anime/manga, move to Japan a few years later, travel to America to introduce my new wife to my family while there, go to a book store wife sees the English translted manga so she wants to get a few for studying English I found English versions of a few favorites that I had gotten into while in Japan. Nagatoro, Gal Gohan, and some others Out of curiosity, flip through them and see how the English version is It's so bad. They're all so bad. The translations are legitimately awful and some of what I saw actually made my angry this was like 6 or 7 years ago and to this day I still get angry when I hear the English name for Nagatoro I'm not shitting on translations as a concept, but holy fuck you guys should fight for better translations. I'd assume that if you want to read manga than you probably want as close to the original as possible, but this shit might as well be its own thing that just so happens to be borrowing pictures from a manga. Why are translations so bad? They don't have to be. Why even read them at that point?"}
+{"text":"He married a pajeeta by the way She's not a Jap, anonski."}
+{"text":"6 or 7"}
+{"text":"t.speedreader She doesn't let them score."}
+{"text":"This is a based name"}
+{"text":"nothing happened break week"}
+{"text":"I think this fight is dragging for too long and at the same time doesn't look like that there's a clear indication or hint on how it'd end."}
+{"text":"Reze saved this manga when it was almost axed What is this bullshit?"}
+{"text":"At the very least, she's going for an attack instead of weaponizing this time, likely wanting to prevent Denji from annoying her before she can weaponize him. Denji will still probably get out of the situation though.."}
+{"text":"Captura de tela Sasuga Rezefags"}
+{"text":"Agreed because I really really rabu Makima but I also like Shigga and Fami, they're dummies but I like them."}
+{"text":"You mustn't call us cute Why the fuck not?"}
+{"text":"Look but don’t touch"}
+{"text":"Why did they give her skin colored pants in so many shots?"}
+{"text":"Maybe that's called a cool action shot. You know children are having butts right now."}
+{"text":"Now you sound like a pedo"}
+{"text":"I don't think that was supposed to be sexy, those are old granny bloomers. It seems like more of a practical decision, she's flying a lot so there will be angles where her skirt is up. so they put her in something aesthetically fitting but also unflattering"}
+{"text":"Naked butts might be closer to you than you think."}
+{"text":"People are only just realizing in 2026 that every Japanese game copied Nausicaa and Castle in the Sky. Guess it's better late than never. Although in the grand scheme, you might still be early."}
+{"text":"Post 'em."}
+{"text":"I'll take just Roxy thanks"}
+{"text":"There is zero chance Hana and Kiyoshi didn't get together after this."}
+{"text":"Cute and I ship it, but no."}
+{"text":"It is now the year 2026 and our computers don't look like cute girls."}
+{"text":"she's dogshit at minecraft when AI can play minecraft at the 10-year-old level, we should all be concerned."}
+{"text":"Concerned for our robot friends."}
+{"text":"Because you didn't make it, Anon."}
+{"text":"Okay so what's the use case of your computer doing this?"}
+{"text":"Making you feel loved and wanted."}
+{"text":"Post some funny expressions"}
+{"text":"cheater get what she deserves.webm"}
+{"text":"Watched a few episodes... Wow, this fuckin sucks dick bro, wtf is wrong with you fags if you think this turd of a show is any good."}
+{"text":"Post your top five so I can laugh at your shit taste."}
+{"text":"Darkness and the succubus episode ruined the first season"}
+{"text":"It was trash, don't overthink it, isekai fags will celebrate anything there taste is that low"}
+{"text":"I was thinking about it and this might honestly be my favorite anime. Sure there is better stuff out there but it's just very comfy, I like the humor and the characters a lot and it has been consistently enjoyable for me and I think that's what matters."}
+{"text":"good character good episode ruined shut up, bro"}
+{"text":"Post your most hated anime tropes. I'll start. pure gyaru"}
+{"text":"Like half the time that first thing is meant as a joke, but it can be a bit annoying yeah The booze one is what really bothers me, more specifically what I can't stand is when a group that's mostly drinking age has somebody offer the rest of the group drinks the underage character has to go out of their way to say they can't instead of just not asking for one. I might find that and other stuff around alcohol less annoying if Japs didn't have a drinking age so much higher than most of the world though (although opposite to that it's funny seeing how little they care against how absurdly strict my nation is about minors serving alcohol)"}
+{"text":"This mostly only bothers me when I see blood type shit in European settings"}
+{"text":"Ojou-sama Drills that annoying fucking laugh"}
+{"text":"We've found him, the dumbest man alive."}
+{"text":"so much estrogen in one post"}
+{"text":"What's your favourite show from the golden age of anime? (1997-2009)"}
+{"text":"Naruto"}
+{"text":"Aria"}
+{"text":"Hajime no ippo"}
+{"text":"I have no favourite in this time period. I don't think it was the golden age."}
+{"text":"Not my personal golden age tbdesu but in that era my favorite is either Code Geass or Bantorra"}
+{"text":"How should we discipline Mutsumi-chan?"}
+{"text":"don't recognize most of them besides the 2 dudes in there"}
+{"text":"I recognize Nagito and the girl from Euphoria."}
+{"text":"Only recognize Sakiko and the Euphoria girl"}
+{"text":"There are 3 dudes there."}
+{"text":"ah shit, it's the one next to Komaeda that I missed?"}
+{"text":"Yuri will endure beyond time."}
+{"text":"Almost done The Summer You Were There Damn, it's kino. anime when?"}
+{"text":"Multiple naked girls in the same bed"}
+{"text":"You ruining your life every day."}
+{"text":"Still no raws for Kono Koi wo Hoshi ni wa Negawanai vol 5?"}
+{"text":"Mercy? Sympathy? Compassion? In my isekai? How about joining your brothers in this mass grave, huh?"}
+{"text":"fine, geez"}
+{"text":"allen"}
+{"text":"Do you think she's alluring?"}
+{"text":"rub Is your chinchin so small?"}
+{"text":"Tachiaoi deserves some more suffering"}
+{"text":"Tachiaoi deserves some more hugs and kisses."}
+{"text":"Why don't they announce the delay yet"}
+{"text":"No it didn't"}
+{"text":"I am noticing that a spammer just entered this thread."}
+{"text":"if this is based on IP or something other than the words posted, I only posted once and have no intention of spamming. Just wanted to spread some news for people that could use it. Also it seems like spammers have probably entered this thread a while ago kek."}
+{"text":"I’m not talking about you"}
+{"text":"Not Akemi? Huh, interesting name..."}
+{"text":"THE KING OF GAMES"}
+{"text":"Ashbro btw"}
+{"text":"Why do you have the urge to also bring it here? Yeah why do people have the urge to talk about anime on the anime board?!? It's just not right!!!!"}
+{"text":"The spics in the /co/ Death Battle threads are exactly the same posters as the ones in the /a/ Dragon Ball threads, aren't they?"}
+{"text":"300% yes."}
+{"text":"doesn’t contain enough things for me to have sex with. You must have the libido of Zeus because the game/anime is absolutely packed with coomer bait"}
+{"text":"Issue no. 8, 2026 Color pages for Kanan-sama and Yaergnacht"}
+{"text":"idk if Aquila wants to pick it up again It's assigned to someone else since we've shared the workload for now, so yeah it's with the rest on Nyaa If it should really be prioritized over some other series then I could see about switching with him maybe, Idk. Though I've always been under the impression Blue Lock is so big that it's probably the kind of series that's available on several aggregators pretty quickly regardless of anything"}
+{"text":"Yaergnacht hope we get more of the angry short-ass"}
+{"text":"What does \"khorosho\" mean? Is she Russian?"}
+{"text":"newfag"}
+{"text":"Why are most water based attacks so lame?"}
+{"text":"Water magic can be incredibly effective weapon if used wisely. For example make giant water lenses gathering solar light and forming into cutting beams"}
+{"text":"read Centuria"}
+{"text":"Watch more anime"}
+{"text":"Umi's defeat & Axeman speeding up his pace in 6 minutes."}
+{"text":"She said that she might be “in love” right now…and that she wants to face “that person” with all her heart. To this day I don’t believe Chizuru was being sincere. There’s better ways to reject someone and she picked a bad one. Also if her heart is full of the usual put-me-downs she’s used to throwing out in private i’m not even sure if it’s a good idea to “face that person” unless your goal is to push them away. Chizuru is like Mami but says even less what she’s thinking."}
+{"text":"I think the MC is gay."}
+{"text":"only western fans kick up a fuss about her. She is even more popular in Japan lol"}
+{"text":"Just 2nd place vs Chizuru. However, guess which bitch was 2nd in a poll behind the FeMC and managed to win the (remains of the) MCbowl. Hint: that manga ended past year, ahd a somewhat depressing and abrupt end, and its volume extra was goodbyse sex. Reiji also recommended that manga sometime in the past. PD: Mini climbed up to 3rd place in popularity btw"}
+{"text":"Why do you even keep reading this?"}
+{"text":"New episode coming up soon."}
+{"text":"Did the manga have a good ending?"}
+{"text":"Maou-sama can no diff Sukuna btw"}
+{"text":"Hime-sama is let go from prison"}
+{"text":"It was amazing. It ended with a new joke and subverted expectations ."}
+{"text":"Rejoice ye Seoltitudes, Seo Kouji's new series continues!"}
+{"text":"Making her a school girl and playing up that angle is a good choice to make her popular."}
+{"text":"The dynamic of she is only slightly more mature then him but tries to act serious is great"}
+{"text":"agreed, it's probably my favourite part of the series so far"}
+{"text":"the main heroine dies in chapter 2 new record for seo"}
+{"text":"Kek, she's as chuuni as he is."}
+{"text":"God Save the Cromartie Chapters 103-105"}
+{"text":"thanks, OP. I traveled to the UK and met a guy I met on /vm/ over there I tried to meet a second one but he was too autistic to leave his flat"}
+{"text":"It's too quiet here for a board full of bad ass delinquents."}
+{"text":"Who is freddy though? it is possible that he is \"Killer Queen\". it is very odd to imagine that someone so manly would have that as a handle, but somehow I feel that it may be true. call it dynamite with a laser beam."}
+{"text":"Freddy larps as a woman on the net Mercury would never. I though killer queen was Maeda's mom though."}
+{"text":"killer queen is a woman so it's obviously maeda's mom"}
+{"text":"Can he save Jump?"}
+{"text":"Even Gintama which was for fujos had cute girls"}
+{"text":"\"Kagurabachi has no sexy girls\" Are you a homosexual or something?"}
+{"text":"Never post them Rather talk about other girls No boobs = good Anon..."}
+{"text":"ChiHERO slowly bleeding out on QUEENkane's thighs..."}
+{"text":"Why are these people obsessed with those orbs of fat?"}
+{"text":"I've finished rewatching Minami-ke. Still a great series, but if it came out today, current /a/ would shit all over it. Schizos would complain about all the pantyshots being censored. Hosaka would be called a cuck for thinking Haruka is a single mother and wanting to raise her daughters. Mako-chan would be called a tranny. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting. Grim."}
+{"text":"don't you like energectic positive girls? they are the best even for sex"}
+{"text":"im curious to how the new season will be received here It'll be almost completely ignored. Minamike was never THAT popular."}
+{"text":"It will win AOTY"}
+{"text":"Maybe here but overseas the og anime got 2nd place in 5chan's AOTY voting, only losing to Gurren Lagaan of all things. Now that is a bit much, my bet its that it will be popular for the season but not much else unless there is some strong new shows in the same season which in this case may overshadow it."}
+{"text":"Finished first season recently and loved it, but couldn’t bear through second season’s soulless animation, bad facial expressions and lackluster joke delivery. I might not have finished the first episode. Does it get better? And why did they even change the studio in the first place."}
+{"text":"What anime has created the most tropes ever?"}
+{"text":"I think it's a tie between DB, Devilman and Mazinger"}
+{"text":"Kinnikuman."}
+{"text":"Cory in the house."}
+{"text":"Yatterman is one example."}
+{"text":"I would say tenchi muyo did a lot of damage. Though it being very good, it got too many immitators. They talking about tropes, you know, beach episodes and shit."}
+{"text":"new ep just dropped"}
+{"text":"This show is really quite horrible I don't understand how they choose to adapt things like this"}
+{"text":"Do you think the author gives enough of a shit about world building?"}
+{"text":"I dropped it at episode 1 because I saw the trajectory."}
+{"text":"Does anyone actually say \"famished\" irl? Why do animanga troonlators feel compelled to use this word instead of \"hungry\"?"}
+{"text":"Occasionally. I say peckish too. Must be a white thing."}
+{"text":"Cover for issue #8 featuring new series Kimi wa Akeboshi (looks like they're banking on this being a hit?)"}
+{"text":"Is it doing well?"}
+{"text":"WANTED Heh, that's Sheriff Evans author alright"}
+{"text":"it's funny, and it's getting translated Aga Kimi Chiruran is also getting tl'd now"}
+{"text":"Brats"}
+{"text":"/our/ brats"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite anime/manga vampires, drop the name of the show and if you recommend it. This is SDV from monogatari off season, it was very hit or miss, I'd recommend watching just kiss shots back story and SDV in her adult form"}
+{"text":"when your vampire is playing in the snow"}
+{"text":"I wonder how much more popular Tsukihime would be if she were a lolibaba."}
+{"text":"She let out a gentle burp as she gasped for air. The little girl who had just ravenously devoured a town's worth of people, many bigger than her, was now lying on her back. She looked at peace, but immobile as her plump belly rose like a hill. Her dainty limbs splayed beside her. She then lifted her head in a quick manner. \"Human, I think I have room for seconds,\" the greedy girl declared."}
+{"text":"Fuck off to /d/, vorefags."}
+{"text":"I just think a bloated loli is cute. You are the one thinking about fetishes."}
+{"text":"Little Lyrical spinoff when?"}
+{"text":"Our lad is finally ready to evolve this week!"}
+{"text":"Liko would die."}
+{"text":"I could see him say that like 20 episodes ago, but I feel like he's somewhat matured out of that kind of behavior now."}
+{"text":"Sweaty sex with Dot inside the Gurumin costume"}
+{"text":"Liko, let's lose our minds together..."}
+{"text":"Nicolive ratings for last week. Looks like people really really like hypnosis."}
+{"text":"So... who's gonna watch the concert?"}
+{"text":"No. It's not available in my country."}
+{"text":"I would if i could."}
+{"text":"Remember to brush your toothies before sleeping!"}
+{"text":"french kissing nanachi right after she eats"}
+{"text":"Hag Pretty..."}
+{"text":"done"}
+{"text":"byump"}
+{"text":"I finally watched Toradora for the first time, weeks after Christmas and Melli, ensuring that this resulting thread would fail miserably since everyone's gotten their yearly dose out, but I still wanted to make it anyway. I want a Taiga wife."}
+{"text":"Bunnies can die of loneliness."}
+{"text":"Subaru!? What happened? Why are you crying? I... I ate her, Otochan... I ate Tsumugi! I'm a monster... ...Huh? But Tsumugi is right there... *crying*"}
+{"text":"Still think there should be an episode where Moogs goes on a date with Subaru and Tsumugi tells OtoP all about it."}
+{"text":"Ainon yearns for more netorilu."}
+{"text":"I can easily see this happening. Strangely enough, I can also easily see this happening."}
+{"text":"Now there has to be an episode about Mii and OtoP having to hide Mugi's corpse"}
+{"text":"warning! the guys that appear in this thread are delinquents!"}
+{"text":"Is gonna throw up ? Yes but not from her mouth."}
+{"text":"today, anon learned just how much licensing can cost Licensing for figis is like tax on liquor. It’s most of what you’re paying in some cases."}
+{"text":"I want it so fucking bad I want it so fucking bad I want it so fucking bad But I shouldn’t. I don’t even want to price it. Because I know I’m happy to pay whatever it is. I just don’t need to spend that on a desktop right now."}
+{"text":"It's like 7k"}
+{"text":"oh yes big cummy sweaty man tits"}
+{"text":"Why are there no more anime series like this anymore? Did talent from both writing departments and animation disappear? Is it simply a matter of cost and returns? Making 2-3 season waifuslop is more financially safe than space operas?"}
+{"text":"LOGH is an 8/10 at best"}
+{"text":"Jjk doesn’t have a single good character. Stop. They’re all one note (look cool or are strong, and that’s cool)."}
+{"text":"It's not like there were any anime like it back in its day either."}
+{"text":"Unironically this. Reuenthal is not cute at all. Awful redesign"}
+{"text":"Why are there no more anime series like this anymore? For the same reason there weren't other any anime like Legend of the Galactic Heroes in the 80s-90s. Legend of the Galactic Heroes had a one-of-a-kind release schedule unlike anything else in the medium, even for OVAs, and the type of story it's trying to tell had never been done before in animation, before or after. That said, LoGH 90% of the time wasn't well animated. There's like 2-3 decent dogfighting scenes but they weren't above what Macross was already doing years before animation-wise. At best, LoGH's action was mostly just cels sliding across the scene, which it could get away with because space ships are static and don't bend or contort. At worst, LoGH gave us pretty of lulzy QUALITY sequences, like that one infamous gore scene where one of the bodies is just doing whatever the fuck."}
+{"text":"Samurai Troopers ep. 3 - GO! 30 minutes to airing."}
+{"text":"100% heterosexual behaviour."}
+{"text":"The CG in the last two episodes was better."}
+{"text":"And why he was completely naked while training? Showing your dick to the rest of the team is a power move"}
+{"text":"I made this webm with sound for the first episode:"}
+{"text":"What's with all the singing anyway? This ain't symphogear"}
+{"text":"I hate this toad."}
+{"text":"So if Hiro was Gammamon's brother, and Tomoro is Gekkomon's dad, does that mean the next protag will have a digiwife?"}
+{"text":"We already have that in Ghost game. Half the cast were fucking their digimon."}
+{"text":"Comfy slice-of-life cgdct yuri where neither is a menhera self-harming rapist."}
+{"text":"The art is garbage."}
+{"text":"Nah."}
+{"text":"I don't know anyone into Yuri who doesn't know about Green Yuri."}
+{"text":"This shit is so dull"}
+{"text":"I remember reading it back when it was up to the overseas arc, should probably get back into it at some point. Still a retarded thread though."}
+{"text":"a new director has been found!"}
+{"text":"It’s not coincidental luck. Sekibeing is one of the best in the industry hence has a lor of pull and is particularly passionate about Naruto/Boruto. If he wanted his paws on Bleach he could."}
+{"text":"He made that? If so he should be the one drawing and illustrating the manga."}
+{"text":"Hence why he is being made director"}
+{"text":"KashinKoji would have died to save the world, so it´s natural he expects for other people to do the same a him."}
+{"text":"How many weeks now has it been since Toyohacko said it was coming back?"}
+{"text":"So, Vincent glassed Moscow just to get the goth gf but couldn't stand her so he erased his memory and lived as a human. Then fell for her flawed clone, right?"}
+{"text":"MORE PINO MORE PINO MORE PINO"}
+{"text":"If Vincent wiped his own memories then who was that other guy at the end of the series that looked just like him"}
+{"text":"pino in the dark"}
+{"text":"Some material embodiment of Freud's bullshit about the Id and the Ego, Ergo Proxy is the rational Ego, when Proxy One is the destructive Id. My headcanon - they wanted to show the actual split that led to memory loss, but fucked up the production, so we got lore drop instead. To some degree, he's not real. Vincent Law, after he won the fight, became one ubermensh who doesn't listen to the will of his creator. He wants to see how humans will fight for their lives, he wants Re-l and travel on the Rabbit with Pino."}
+{"text":"How do we save maids from being cuckqueaned in Isekai?"}
+{"text":"I like this thread more"}
+{"text":"I didn't mean to steal the thread;I honestly didn't see the other one."}
+{"text":"Cuckquean threads win by default and have precedence"}
+{"text":"But cuckquean maids always lose..."}
+{"text":"Bato.to is ded. Mirrors too. Admins folded in the face of copyright claims and cucked out. Will someone else take their place? Probably. Has someone archived all of bato's content? Maybe. Is my sister cutting herself again because she can't read her favorite shoujo smut? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"Mangadex stopped hosting a bunch of Korean manhwa"}
+{"text":"Bato was the main hub for joseimuke eromanga. That's what the OP means by Is my sister cutting herself again because she can't read her favorite shoujo smut? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"Has other mirrors like .io and .app"}
+{"text":"finally open up mangadex to export my reading list why would your average person use mangadex now?"}
+{"text":"Making a new thread since the old one was deleted. New art from Geekboat 2"}
+{"text":"No such thing, Panty is always hot"}
+{"text":"did anyone save a screenshot of said nuked follow up?"}
+{"text":"Iko episode today. Maybe Iko chapter today. /a/ loves Iko."}
+{"text":"I WANT TO MARRY IKO...!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"It seems the OP wasn't finished last week, as the seemingly placeholder cuts from Episode 1 were replaced this week."}
+{"text":"Kill Plow Fuck Breed"}
+{"text":"Plow Kill Rape Rapemarry"}
+{"text":"Did the Nene impregnation arc happen yet?"}
+{"text":"the pope believes in humanity's ability to slowly make the world a better place despite all the evil and sin surrounding it meanwhile lisa believes that if humanity's doomed to fuck itself over, then she'll just take over the reins of the hierarchy so she and her groups can rule instead This chapter's done a lot of good shit to help flesh out both of these characters. I'm really glad that they're not just stereotypes."}
+{"text":"You fucking retarded witch it never stopped,and it won't stop with whatever garbage you are doing she is just a stereotype to me the pope is much better"}
+{"text":"the Pope knocking back shots with Baba Yaga What a strange manga."}
+{"text":"if it was normal i would have dropped it long ago"}
+{"text":"Sorry kid, for a second I could swear you were possessed by a NEET faggot."}
+{"text":"chapter 281"}
+{"text":"We love Hirobest here"}
+{"text":"It's finally happened, I don't give a shit about any of the characters anymore. What an embarrassment."}
+{"text":"Wow nothing happened. Cuckoo is reaching KanoKari levels of nothingburger."}
+{"text":"Did Erika win already so I could post \"\"yawn\"?"}
+{"text":"Why does her jacket say \"FOX\"? Is that a famous brand in this series?"}
+{"text":"Dumping."}
+{"text":"megane tits mfw a uber driver you summoned it jin..."}
+{"text":"Yukarin needs rape correction"}
+{"text":"oh it's this one"}
+{"text":"new Frieren season demon morality threads start up again"}
+{"text":"Total Linie Love"}
+{"text":"a very rock bandy linie. ...however,"}
+{"text":"The anime threads you behave normally, its the after threads like this one where you clown yourself for attention"}
+{"text":"my first time posting in FF thread during a season airing and many of my posts made it in I'm glad to see I'm considered a high-quality poster. Some of mine were fun shitposts, others were apart of more serious (You) chains I am looking forward to this and will go back to watch others from this channel"}
+{"text":"All jokes aside How come no one capitalized on this concept Considering the popularity of girl bands Having a harem anime were all the girls are inside a band would be very promising for a show Even better if you made a galge VN"}
+{"text":"Isn’t that show not even actually yuri lol"}
+{"text":"Since we’re on topic of adding male protagonist love interests to otherwise female casts, what about the opposite? Removing them from shows and making it yuri instead? Because I’m not biased, I can admit that there are some yuri shows that would probably work better as straight ones like Citrus or Dragon Maid. But frankly, if you can’t answer this question in good faith from both sides, you’re too far gone."}
+{"text":"I don’t see why anything would become better by adding paraphilia to it. That includes all female cast series that have no yuri."}
+{"text":"Anime by definition paraphilia because you can’t have sex with it. That would also apply to any fetishes you like in anime regarding certain body or personality types. Just proving the point of bias."}
+{"text":"Anime doesn’t promote paraphilia though. Yuri that is explicitly for male gaze/FFM bait is fine, but you’re suggesting removing any possibility of that as well. So ultimately, you just want something that gives the idea that homosexual relationships should be considered valid and self-sufficient."}
+{"text":"All holes will be destroyed"}
+{"text":"is it ending for real this time?"}
+{"text":"Ohara designs for void century characters are always fire. The idea that the Loki equivalent of the void century is this \"King Elbaf\" that was so strong that basically was Joyboys equal its very possible. Its also possible that Oda has retconed the idea of the \"Elbaf god\" and replaced it with Nika, I think its pretty clear the gigants worship the first incarnation of Nika as their god of destruction and with time, that got mixed with Joyboy, the 2nd Nika, a god of laughter. In that sense Luffy \"is\" the Sungod of the second world, while Loki \"is\" the sungod of the first world."}
+{"text":"Yes The next and final episode will be released on Thursday, January 22nd!"}
+{"text":"Next chapter should focus on Bonney."}
+{"text":"sex with the canaries"}
+{"text":"no I don't want to die"}
+{"text":"Did she get a name in any extras or is she forever doomed to be Pukey?"}
+{"text":"Said me all the time."}
+{"text":"In neverland"}
+{"text":"ep3 of AOTY is here"}
+{"text":"people can't audit when they are killed"}
+{"text":"OP, you don't have to prove anything. We already know."}
+{"text":"Maybe he was groomed by the lady next door while young and cute."}
+{"text":"thank god"}
+{"text":"God I wish this show was good"}
+{"text":"Why did she change outfits?"}
+{"text":"One of us, one of us!"}
+{"text":"Wait, I remember her in Rise of the Ronin. I thought she was an OC."}
+{"text":"the author kept up the Schrödingers wife plot point for the majority of the manga, so no shit they were baiting"}
+{"text":"Your resistance only increases my arousal!"}
+{"text":"Gabi is Sagiri's wife"}
+{"text":"feel free to talk about PPGZ here, sky's the limit, NO FUCKIN LIMITS HERE BITCH!!! as for me? show's mid, I want Hyper Blossom to wrap me up in her yo-yo and do multiple things to me so fucking badly, god I need her"}
+{"text":"Lovely thighs"}
+{"text":"I think Yabuki should draw a PPGZ manga."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"You can thank the westerners in 2016 for making people give it a second chance."}
+{"text":"That manga about the beautiful girl who gambles on stocks is getting a TV anime adaptation. I recall the author himself is a gambler who's long studied various financial investments and speculative industries. He squandered all the money he earned from drawing manga in the Japanese stock market, and his readers are also a bunch of gamblers. Every day, they fantasize about making a fortune in the stock market."}
+{"text":"What is a woman"}
+{"text":"when is this kino dropping"}
+{"text":"Buddy, no one wants to work But trying to achieve that dream through gambling is the stupidest thing ever Start a business write a book Learn a trade Or join a monastery and live off of bread, water, and prayers Anything but gambling"}
+{"text":"MMA fighter professional athlete fucking lmao, how delusional"}
+{"text":"Seems no one dumped the new chapter so might as well. Very short one and break next week Chapter 162: \"Grandpa!!\""}
+{"text":"still more progress than the latest CSM chapter. also hundred times better art"}
+{"text":"This reminds me about that one super speed Bugle Call chapter"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised Mymo still has some fight in him. He has been gigaraped by like 5 chapters in a row and i see absolutely no way he can stall or get away, he's going to become a nugget in a few chapters."}
+{"text":"Either the grandpa is gigaunit or both Mymo and Rudo just got miniaturised."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Episode 2 will cover remains of chapter 84 up to chapter 88. OP animation spoils the whole ending of the manga (Akane into occultism, Kana on the funeral with a broken heart, Ruby crying on the bathtub, Ai visiting an Aqua with angel wings). Ending has imagery of Goro, Sarina, Aqua, Ruby and Tsukuyomi."}
+{"text":"No one expected the ending was gonna be THAT bad. Like I was expecting a wet fart ending like Kaguya but what OnK got was so much worse."}
+{"text":"The whole Oshi no Ko happened inside of Aqua's head bbefore marrying Akane"}
+{"text":"MEM WILL WIN IN THE ANIME ORIGINAL ENDING"}
+{"text":"No one expected the ending was gonna be THAT bad I did, the introduction of crowloli was an early warning sing and then Akane discovering Kamiki as the killer in one chapter confirmed Aka was making shit up on the spot, after that the only possible end was some rushed mess"}
+{"text":"I remember /onk/ being quite excited when crow loli debuted. Little we knew she would end becoming a fucking fraud"}
+{"text":"Lolidols can change your life!"}
+{"text":"Around 2015 it was discovered that google image search couldn't tell the difference between black people and gorillas and they completely lobotomized search as a result. The trillions of dollars into AI research over the last decade have been an attempt to solve the problem, so far unsuccessfully."}
+{"text":"Doesn't need AI to be enshittified, this is just different companies paying different amounts for priority on your search results, it also actively suppresses nsfw content and piracy."}
+{"text":"I was already pretty bad and biased, but that was the final nail. General search yandex used to be good but thats shit now too... For AI but good I like to use Brave, tech issues and everything straightforward is solved easily and it gives the source where it found the information, doesn't hallucinate stuff like fagGPT"}
+{"text":"Love livebros..."}
+{"text":"Dan was so lucky"}
+{"text":"What a fucking faggot you are. Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"infertile womb"}
+{"text":"Why did I sleep on this show? It rules Yeah I saw it in 2026"}
+{"text":"ARAI-SAN AND FENNEC LIVE IN SIN"}
+{"text":"Why did Kadokawa and mine do this?"}
+{"text":"Any news on Tasuki?"}
+{"text":"They're just friends, bro"}
+{"text":"What was her problem"}
+{"text":"Cute Onee and her imouto"}
+{"text":"I can fix her..."}
+{"text":"shion is too strong"}
+{"text":"Is this real?"}
+{"text":"The quotation misfires."}
+{"text":"he would have won if he wasn't so fucking autistic about torture"}
+{"text":"seems like a good list"}
+{"text":"Why is Muteba above Akoya? I don't think Agito is physically above Kiozan either."}
+{"text":"What are the cups doing on an island?"}
+{"text":"no u"}
+{"text":"I need a Kuro daughter to tease me with her delicious little girl body"}
+{"text":"why does she have a vulva in her back"}
+{"text":"Would the sensation of doing that to Illya's belly go through to Kuro's sensation?"}
+{"text":"Not anymore since she got rid of the curse."}
+{"text":"Please consider watching Yuyushiki if you haven't done so already. It's fun"}
+{"text":"I present you the cutest Yuzu of this decade so far"}
+{"text":"Please consider Yui's butt."}
+{"text":"We should consider season 2"}
+{"text":"I forgot it was yuyuesday pop"}
+{"text":"Please consider watching Yuyushiki"}
+{"text":"In the wake of the recent sad news I thought it would be appropriate to give this story an honest read. The plan is to a few chapters every day, less than a volume, but still get this wrapped up within January rather than stretch it out to, like, August So let's find out together what it's really like having a little sister Chapter 143: Umaru & the Unsolicited Submission Part 2 Previous"}
+{"text":"Umaru resembles a chicken nugget"}
+{"text":"Same. In a way, I can really relate to both of them."}
+{"text":"a real nugger"}
+{"text":"I can't keep up with these teens and their freakish stamina! I know that doujin"}
+{"text":"Do we ever get to fully read 'Master and the Fish' as an extra or something?"}
+{"text":"Dampyr, a half-vampire. They put it in as a racial option in the TRPG supplement."}
+{"text":"People still read this shit?"}
+{"text":"Killing the goblins was always GS's way of helping. He basically said as much to Sword Maiden too."}
+{"text":"And that is why you wear full armor."}
+{"text":"Yeah, not flaunting her obscene fat tits and ass around like a hussy would have protected her from the wrath of the sisterhood."}
+{"text":"episode in 20 minutes or so"}
+{"text":"Its students specialize in the martial art of dick-sucking."}
+{"text":"Imagine if they got gyaru or prostitute schools. Would make their world more based"}
+{"text":"Wow he truly is one of us"}
+{"text":"Show needs more Knuckleduster"}
+{"text":"brain crack go back"}
+{"text":"the term literally came from /a/ retard"}
+{"text":"brain crack What?"}
+{"text":"Royal family older children"}
+{"text":"I wish to squeeze her"}
+{"text":"What’s hanging, Princessanons? I hope you’re having a wonderful day!"}
+{"text":"Did you take this pic? If so you've gotta describe the taste of that oil + pie combo"}
+{"text":"Hero."}
+{"text":"Like a lemon."}
+{"text":"And his voice is too nice and young too for a stressed out smoked out old man."}
+{"text":"ITT: Anons reveal they have never worked a day in their lives by not recognizing a basic fucking customer service voice"}
+{"text":"When Sasaki's balls drop"}
+{"text":"implying I have ever worked indoors let alone in customer service"}
+{"text":"another anime ruins its adaptation tale as old as time"}
+{"text":"saves jump"}
+{"text":"It's canon. In MagiReco, at least."}
+{"text":"!-Akemi stops spamming crack as soon as he doesn't gt replied it This is why your intentions are so easy to read. For 91 straight posts !-Akemi spammed a crack image less than one minute after a post replied to him. As soon as he doesn't get replied to, he stops spamming. Intentions are obvious. You would have killed yourself long ago without Troid protecting you."}
+{"text":"You ruined your life for nothing."}
+{"text":"Destroys your world building with one stupid gimmick episode Introducing an anti-magic rock in your magic setting is like introducing time travel or teleportation. You just don't do it. This episode was already mid, destroying your world building for one lame scene (wow running away is so bondmaxx) is stupid."}
+{"text":"the giant burger isn't even as bad as this shit"}
+{"text":"it's very easy to forget, or to put it another way, we take it for granted nowadays that you can just go to a grocery store and have all kinds of fruit year round, modern global logistics are insane when you think about it"}
+{"text":"Is this an example of bad writing or just not giving a shit about minor details that don't affect the plot? Magic nullifying crystals obviously would have a direct impact on the world. While the combination of foods in that one dish obviously implies a lot about a global supply chain analogous to the one we have in our world, it also doesn't really matter, does it? Maybe there's a spell that lets you grow all sorts of things year-round, maybe in this fictional universe these plants are all native to the same area and require the same growing conditions. It's actually rather easy to suspend my disbelief here because it just doesn't matter. In this universe they have foods we have in the 21st century, it's not a 1:1 medieval fantasy story."}
+{"text":"Anon a burger is literally meat between bread, both of which have existed forever"}
+{"text":"I mean, I wouldn't say it completely ruins it for me or anything, I generally don't even mind it that much and move past it, but at the same time there is something magical about fantasy or even fictional settings where the author clearly thought through a lot of things, it makes the world that more alive that being said I think part of the problem is manga in general, the scheduling more or less creates a culture or an incentive to create stories with really engaging hooks at the start, and then prolonging things while you're \"making shit up\" as you go along, now certainly there are good and bad authors in that spectrum, and some are still able to achieve great things, but the medium itself incentivizes a shaky foundation"}
+{"text":"Beautiful Red Maid(en)"}
+{"text":"What a nice Kita thread"}
+{"text":"My Kitanon gf loves this thread btw."}
+{"text":"I'm here to ruin your Kita thread"}
+{"text":"I just can’t seem to get into anime anymore these days. Am I the only one?"}
+{"text":"Another reason for Precure's existence is to provide a final refuge for otaku who have lost interest in anime."}
+{"text":"Take a break. Find a different hobby. I did that for 7 years and came back refreshed"}
+{"text":"Ouji-sama no Tomodachi"}
+{"text":"Everyone just wants to do their taxes and eat oatmeal"}
+{"text":"Same. I now have trouble immersing myself into most fictional stories. It used to be the complete opposite. I wish I could enjoy anime again the same way I used to."}
+{"text":"Doux a dear"}
+{"text":"IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!"}
+{"text":"I teared up at granny's life."}
+{"text":"There is one?"}
+{"text":"Not yet but I will beg the universe for one She's so adorable"}
+{"text":"man I'm not looking forward to figuring out how to get CSP to work on Linux for whenever I need to build a new rig since MS clearly does not give a fuck about making Windows absolute shit given that it's such a small part of their revenue now...I know there are people out there who've been able to get the wine solution to work but it feels like a coin toss and all the shitters who actually try to tell you \"just use GIMP bro\" need to have their balls smacked right off them"}
+{"text":"Do girls really make the best boys?"}
+{"text":"Showing her that her man cosplay is just that"}
+{"text":"This one had a good start and a nice girl but it was kinda subpar"}
+{"text":"No. Too dyke for me."}
+{"text":"tiny little cocktail parties"}
+{"text":"I thought they had, but I can't find it now. Maybe I was just planning on making an approximation based on the chapter in the manga."}
+{"text":"Do the girls from Ippon! count as 'potato style'?"}
+{"text":"tiny little compilers"}
+{"text":"Togashi is working hard."}
+{"text":"He really just doesn't care, lole"}
+{"text":"100 chapters soon"}
+{"text":"... at hardly working"}
+{"text":"so 4 more chapters and then we get a return announcement?"}
+{"text":"Sezaki Airi and Hanamura Hinako are in the same class but in different social groups with no interaction, yet they share a secret that they cannot tell anyone else. The girls' secret is that of love, selfishness and fetishes... Act 6 Act 3-5.5:"}
+{"text":"Last bit of lore before it gets boring."}
+{"text":"It's \"You're the Cutest when You're Filthy.\" The syntax makes it ambiguous as to whether the subject is the cutest of all things or if filthiness is the peak state of cuteness for the subject. The official English title is always some bullshit that exists to look good for the Japanese audience. For obvious reasons, kitakimi isn't licensed and probably never will be. On that note, ZenKowa's \"official\" English title is \"If that's Love, Break It\" which is so much worse than the original title (which still sounds great translated) that you just have to laugh."}
+{"text":"I wish KitaKawa would get an official translation. I want to support Manio again with her NEET lifestyle even more."}
+{"text":"You can just buy the raws. You already know what they say."}
+{"text":"I'll be storytiming the manga, one complete case per day. Most cases are around 3-6 chapters long. Feel free to drop in at any time, since it's mostly episodic. Case 156: Sonoko's Handkerchief Murder Previous case:"}
+{"text":"no bullshit like sneaking in accomplice like before, What do you mean? Which case was that?"}
+{"text":"I only remember the case with Jirokichi, where Kid \"walked\" in the air. His accomplice was piloting the chopper."}
+{"text":"maybe its a gift"}
+{"text":"why would you want to place a house on a hill? Won't there be a risk of landslides?"}
+{"text":"Thank you for posting."}
+{"text":"Remember when an orgy was implied in this Manga? Surely is in the Volume extras then. Let's check it out..... (in japanese)."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I'm sort of touched to see someone who wanted to give up on Seo stuff after Suzuka and Kimi Machi, rather than Kimi Machi and Fuuka. It's nice to see an old grudge harboured so long"}
+{"text":"latest chapter of Seo's new thing is out here"}
+{"text":"The dream"}
+{"text":"She only gets horny when forcibly groped."}
+{"text":"Next episode in exactly one hour from now."}
+{"text":"What is Eren Yaeger doing in this manga?"}
+{"text":"Passionate tummyrubbing with Kaya-chan"}
+{"text":"With a side dish of \"parents please keep an eye on your children\""}
+{"text":"Kayass"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Shii! Welcome to Shii's very short birthday thread."}
+{"text":"Shut up and make my bean juice, you little Shiit. If you put any of that fru fru shit in there, I'll be a tad miffed."}
+{"text":"With a cub I can go anywhere"}
+{"text":"I agree. t. have bags of community coffee."}
+{"text":"Koguma’s VA is super cute and likes bikes"}
+{"text":"Koito! I saw an article online talking about who the top 10 elves were and I wasn't on the list! Who is Frieren anyways? Koito! KOITO!!!"}
+{"text":"Elda is a hipster that wouldn't watch anything on the MAL top 10"}
+{"text":"She's a Gongemfag. That's not a hipster (in Japan)."}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"I need more juicy Koma-chans"}
+{"text":"I like Shanfuro but I wish the studio could put that on hold and give me more heartwarming comfy fun elf and miko...too bad it's not up to them and that the production committee cares about some stupid \"return on investment\" crap instead of funding anime that makes me happy...."}
+{"text":"fixing the lack of burns nice making Arthur look even thinner and more miserable Hahahahaha! \"A destined king\" - what a joke!"}
+{"text":"The colored hair makes Armstrong look less Armstrong-y now."}
+{"text":"Is that Ordo?"}
+{"text":"I don't think so."}
+{"text":"Ordo would never go to Camelot, he got turned into a monster because he refused to side with them. He wanted to help all races and his adopted children are non-human."}
+{"text":"Nadeshiko Iwaizuki VA: Hime Sawada The Agent of Autumn, possesses the ability of \"Vital Energy Decomposition\". She is the youngest and the shortest-serving deity. She has immense trust and affection for Rindou. Rindou Azami VA: Taku Yashiro The Agent of Autumn's Guard. He treats his job like a \"business\", without letting his emotions get in the way. Those around him don't see it that way. He doesn't realize it, but he's overprotective of Nadeshiko."}
+{"text":"Rousei Kantsubaki VA: Shougo Sakata The Agent of Winter, possesses the ability \"Vital Energy Freezing\". Being the cause of the kidnapping of his first love, Hinagiku, torments him. Itechou Kangetsu VA: Satoshi Hino The Agent of Winter's Guard. He has been Rosei's servant since he was a child, and was also Sakura's sword master. Like Rosei, he condemns himself for failing to protect the Spring maidens."}
+{"text":"by the author of violet evergarden So it's gonna be shit then."}
+{"text":"Kanna's movie subs release soon Post Chorogons in this thread"}
+{"text":"Downloading it"}
+{"text":"Bit over an hour and a half so maybe when you're taking a dump next."}
+{"text":"Hope KyoAni continues the anime after the movie"}
+{"text":"Growlulu"}
+{"text":"Niiice."}
+{"text":"Will Season 4 live up to the hype?"}
+{"text":"Petra commanded Rem to kill Subaru for no reason"}
+{"text":"Petra is a bratty Stacy that got slightly corrected but is still rude."}
+{"text":"By process of elimination Sylphy is the nicest maid."}
+{"text":"Actually, maid Emilia is the nicest maid."}
+{"text":"Who is the Yamcha of the Emilia Camp?"}
+{"text":"Enaga the good."}
+{"text":"Nani?!"}
+{"text":"Evil has lost..."}
+{"text":"That's scary."}
+{"text":"Rin-chan! Rin-chan!"}
+{"text":"hhmmm"}
+{"text":"mc's girlfriend won't have sex him because of trauma of her previous fiancee dying in a racing accident lets herself be raped without resisting by a thug who she feels sorry for This fucking manga man. It's supposed to be about Formula racing btw."}
+{"text":"The plot sounds shoujo but the art looks shounen. What is this?"}
+{"text":"it's a seinen manga"}
+{"text":"seinen is just stupid melodrama"}
+{"text":"seinen is a manga magazine target demographic you retarded newfag and it was published in a seinen magazine, Big Comic Spirits"}
+{"text":"so stupid melodrama"}
+{"text":"Ponko, Mahoro, Mina, Hama-san, Marie, ect. any and all are good. Ecchi thoughts are bad."}
+{"text":"Marie Marie 2. ect etc."}
+{"text":"What's the worst offender of \"a single joke, over and over\" you've seen?"}
+{"text":"Gintama never gets old for me Good for you, I guess"}
+{"text":"Oh deer!"}
+{"text":"I'm glad Pine Jam made something successful enough to get a second season but did it have to be this?"}
+{"text":"turns into a blob Now laugh."}
+{"text":"Sakamoto Desu ga! I like it, the german karaoke skit is some next level comedy."}
+{"text":"Same here. Ironically, Ichi is the only fantasy series remaining in WSJ after Otr got cancelled, yet I couldn’t get into it because it feels way too shoujo for me. It no wonder I lost interest in wsj magazine."}
+{"text":"Meant to reply"}
+{"text":"Uh-huh!"}
+{"text":"B^U"}
+{"text":"You just grasp the straws."}
+{"text":"Oh My Goddess is 37 years old"}
+{"text":"Live action when? Sydnet Sweeney as Belldandy, Ryonosuke Kamiki as K1, Naomi Scott as Urd and some upcoming teen actress as Skuld. The incel market is untapped in the west despite it's exponentially growing"}
+{"text":"I do love K1 but he's more like a pet to me"}
+{"text":"So many decades and yet the seething remains fresh in my mind. Permanently seared hatred for NTR into my psyche."}
+{"text":"While the oav was nice, I never really liked belldandy. And she lost some of the personality she had at the start of the series. Skud is great though"}
+{"text":"Sure"}
+{"text":"She has a longer arc now that Arisu is ready to accept their love or whatever, but as usual, other girls will have their turn. Igarashi already tweeted several new peeks at nene"}
+{"text":"The only time he reacted was when he was worried about her song not being picked, just like a producer would be yet Rikka is still trying hard"}
+{"text":"A few days ago I had a dream that I had sex with Nene. Her pussy was super tight and I had to struggle to fit my dick inside her"}
+{"text":"she still doesn't nene doesn't love buki"}
+{"text":"My favorite anime girls"}
+{"text":"inb4 anyone says it yes I know my nigga my nigga my nigga my nigga"}
+{"text":"Great one as always. Based fellow Rirukachad."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"The girl from I love the villainess show stands out like a sore thumb compared with the other 90s/00s girls."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Why do anime consumers suffer from recency bias?"}
+{"text":"at least they didn't spawn millions of -folk subreddit cancer into the Internet That was Game of Thrones, not Shingeki no Kyojin. Where do you think the suffix even came from? It's from the eponymous Freefolk. /r/Freefolk is a GoT shitposting board that inspired the shitposters of other IPs to create a X/Y/Z-folk board of their own."}
+{"text":"FMA fags seething"}
+{"text":"What's Gintama first season ranking?"}
+{"text":"Non Non Biyori Ergo Proxy Madoka Magica Higurashi no naku koro ni Dr. STONE Code Geass SLAM DUNK Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo Shingeki no Kyojin Death Note"}
+{"text":"Every single character in S;G and SnK is retarded, even the \"smart\" ones. That's how you know the writing is shit."}
+{"text":"spinoff is better than the mainline series Any other examples"}
+{"text":"better than Ten filtered Akagi is fun but Ten is a masterpiece"}
+{"text":"Akagi is also a masterpiece but the end of Ten is the greatest arc in manga"}
+{"text":"They did the right thing mixing some Ohtsuki's chapters. Ichijo anime when?"}
+{"text":"You first, OP."}
+{"text":"...wait, who's Jashin-chan? anyway, let's talk about Minos and Medusa"}
+{"text":"How do we get them to make Miku officially part of the crew?"}
+{"text":"__________Money______________________________."}
+{"text":"Where's the merch?"}
+{"text":"Is best!"}
+{"text":"Why is some manga bad and still gets an anime adaptation?"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"popular things get adaptations and popular = bad"}
+{"text":"|| You have to go back."}
+{"text":"Anime is a commercial for manga."}
+{"text":"My question is why the anime doesn't bother to improve the manga but just repeats its mistakes."}
+{"text":"The age of yuri throuple is upon us so repent."}
+{"text":"and this is our daughter's room"}
+{"text":"lose argument start trying to force \"memes\" Your passive aggressive attempts to attack people are easy to see through. Imagine having random throw away account names live rent free in your head every second of your life. Why are you so triggered by such an obvious statement, !-Akemi? You are not supposed to refer to anonymous posters by anything. That's the point of this website."}
+{"text":"Why does not one but you bump this thread?"}
+{"text":"Use the scroll bar below to find the image that has exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes Zawa zawa..."}
+{"text":"Should be Tonegawa"}
+{"text":"This is the only one that takes me more than 2 seconds. I hate it"}
+{"text":"ざわ･･ざわ･･"}
+{"text":"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CONCLUSION FOR PART 6"}
+{"text":"Man, I love Part 5."}
+{"text":"Kot was picked up by Gangan Pixiv for proper serialization. Manga will be gradually republished on Gangan Pixiv site, while new chapters will continue being published on author's X account. Also Volume 1 will be published on February 20."}
+{"text":"Chapter end."}
+{"text":"That's good news, she activates a strong instinct to pet her head."}
+{"text":"Dog?"}
+{"text":"Oh, nice."}
+{"text":"Big cat purr loud."}
+{"text":"All I know is that JC Staff apparently can't say no to any project no matter how terrible or stupid the production schedule is, which means they make a LOT of crap. Also apparently you all sent them so many death threats that it made the news. That's literally the only reason why I know about them."}
+{"text":"they were working on 11 shows for fall 2024"}
+{"text":"EZY is nearly a decade in the making."}
+{"text":"a decade in the making I have never heard these words uttered describing something that actually ended up being good."}
+{"text":"JC Staff Oh fuck it's JC Staff? No wonder the mechas are terrible CG..."}
+{"text":"So, like, they opened a portal to a group of higher dimensional beings having lunch, attack them without warning then close the portal without any explanation. I am so glad Kyle-sama sorted out the misunderstanding."}
+{"text":"death is a form of betray"}
+{"text":"I bet Kyle made Gorilla King feel fun again after his day was ruined by Blake"}
+{"text":"Thank you for posting."}
+{"text":"She's what Yuna would be like if Yuna wasn't a tsundere bitch and had bigger boobs"}
+{"text":"Chapter 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59: Chapter 60"}
+{"text":"That is a long and convoluted story that will be explained in TRC and later on in this manga. The explanation will leave you more confused. XXXholic's ending was disappointing. There were better ways to end things. The connection with TRC did more harm than good to Holic."}
+{"text":"meh rushed ending."}
+{"text":"CHADtanuki."}
+{"text":"Himawari was just testing if she might dislocate Watanuki's shoulder here."}
+{"text":"Himawari was coping that maybe Watanuki was safe, it wasn't until weird shit started happening that she switched to praying that he doesn't notice because she really enjoyed being with him."}
+{"text":"You're not too bright are ya, boy? Goku is a pretty boy. Even Vegeta, with his extremely receded hairline, is a pretty boy. There's arguably no one among the Z Fighters that's considered less than pretty except Krillin and Master Roshi. The ugly characters are usually the butt of jokes, like Mr. Satan. Satan is a typical rugged, masculine character, and he's also ugly and dumb as a hammer."}
+{"text":"Buff men are not pretty boys. The only ones you could call pretty boys are Trunks and maybe Gohan."}
+{"text":"Below the neck features can enhance or detract from prettiness. The face determines the overall aspect of a character. An ugly face attached to a buff body = ugly character. A pretty face attached to a buff body = pretty character. Akira drew all of the main characters with beautiful proportions and perfectly framed faces. There's a reason women goon to these characters even though they were created a million years ago."}
+{"text":"Am I a pretty boy?"}
+{"text":"No, you can't have a Hercule face structure and be pretty, sorry."}
+{"text":"Why is Hidaeki Anno so insistent on putting 14 year old girl characters in revealing/form fitting outfits?"}
+{"text":"It's called being based."}
+{"text":"fucking tourists"}
+{"text":"Misato, Ritsuko, Grandis Granva Why is Hideako Anno so insistent on putting cakes in revealing/slutty outfits?"}
+{"text":"They're drawn like 18 year olds, which helps with the idea that age doesn't matter in anime as long as they're drawn like 18 year olds."}
+{"text":"Japón needs to ban by law that girls 14 or under cover more than 25% of their bodies at all times"}
+{"text":"Make and request art."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"Do Toru"}
+{"text":"gud tiddy"}
+{"text":"9 again"}
+{"text":"Very nice milkies. Thank you, though."}
+{"text":"What's the worst anime you've watched to completion?"}
+{"text":"After all that marketing. What the hell happened?"}
+{"text":"Promised Neverland S2 and Steins;Gate"}
+{"text":"Forgive me for being a newfag back when I was a newfag. Everyone was at some point."}
+{"text":"Same here"}
+{"text":"Poor official meme subtitles, and fansubs were split between too many groups. Many quit thinking others would cover it, but when they all thought that it ran into problems."}
+{"text":"Key visual for this year’s World Trigger Festival 2026 Pray for Ashihara"}
+{"text":"Grim, but at least Toei will do him some justice, will keep praying for cat-sensei"}
+{"text":"boy cute"}
+{"text":"all dudes aside from Chika could've included Konami at least"}
+{"text":"He's 21."}
+{"text":"He's 15(11)"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is Kirino's problem?"}
+{"text":"There's one girl who wants to fuck the MC, two if you include the light novels."}
+{"text":"Haruhi is the only one who wants to bone Kyon. Alien Yuki and young Mikuru never show any kind of romantic interest in Kyon. Kyon wants to bone Mikuru of course, but that makes the series a love triangle, not a harem. The best you can say is that adult Mikuru flirts with him a bit, but that's clearly not very serious considering she knows they won't be ending up together, and is manipulating him to do her bidding. I'll give you the childhood friend from the novels, that makes two."}
+{"text":"did nothing wrong btw"}
+{"text":"Whereabouts: her room Activities: Building a model F16 she made me buy on our \"date\" as she put it"}
+{"text":"Whereabouts: my bed. Activities: testing my self-control with her fat, round butt while reading in a prone position."}
+{"text":"big lady and smol boy mangas axed back 2 back What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"last post in 2023 haha..."}
+{"text":"The series started in 22, the coincidences keep piling up"}
+{"text":"Maybe women aren't so bad after all"}
+{"text":"Episode 3 out"}
+{"text":"Very well adapted, though the stitched one blinds my eyes with the white light."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah"}
+{"text":"Pfft ok"}
+{"text":"The brightness is not even that bad compared to other ecchi shows. I can barely see the smears in my monitor."}
+{"text":"It's not true unless they are reordering chapters considerably. Runako should be next ep."}
+{"text":"Navigation 30: The Redentore"}
+{"text":"Their reaction when Akari propose the idea"}
+{"text":"FAT CAT ANUS"}
+{"text":"With her ass in front view"}
+{"text":"Aria Company have Aria-Sanchou and his beautiful asshole"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday Ayano! Say something nice about her."}
+{"text":"Technically, the thread was on time!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Ayano! One day you'll win!"}
+{"text":"What has Hanako-sama seen before?"}
+{"text":"Pantyhose erotic"}
+{"text":"She's best girl. Happy birthday Ayano."}
+{"text":"Today marks the 7th anniversary of the airing of The Magnificent Kotobuki. Do You Remember Love?"}
+{"text":"wide Kylie ˵◡˶"}
+{"text":"forgot the title, something about a princess Wasn't it literally The pilot and the princess?"}
+{"text":"Yes please."}
+{"text":"What are your genuine criticisms of Berserk?"}
+{"text":"I've read the manga like 5 times and I dont remember ever seeing this last speech bubble on the far left down."}
+{"text":"Well you don't see enough of the other characters. Just because they don't appear often doesn't mean they are not interesting. There's no novel about Griffith's origins and how he started the band of the hawk, which is most surprising. Also no novel about Gaiseric/Skull knight, Ganishka and other characters."}
+{"text":"The author is a huge faggot for dying without finishing it"}
+{"text":"Not enough loli"}
+{"text":"No other manga’s reputation is carried harder by one arc than Berserk"}
+{"text":"Top 5 Biggest Anime Franchises of all Time"}
+{"text":"Because the Wikipedia page of highest grossing media franchises was previously vandalized, is full of estimates like \"DB $10 billion\" (false), and doesn't even show how the revenue was calculated. Bandai alone pulled in ¥144.5 billion (~$1.1B) in DB merch revenue between 2016-2023 and Dokkan Battle made $3.5B in lifetime. Last year, DB made $1.28 billion dollars, more than even Gundam. It consistently generates over $1 billion in revenue annually just like Star Wars does. As for why the page got vandalized, the Pokémon fandom was at war with the MCU and Hello Kitty fandom. That page went through multiple edit wars. So people kept adding inflated numbers, removing rival sources, or changing what counts as revenue. Because of that, the page had to be semi-protected and edits were frequently reverted. A lot of MCU and Hello Kitty fans were doubting Pokémon's #1 spot."}
+{"text":"DB/1P/Naruto sell merch too."}
+{"text":"Console war sales fagging between Hello Kitty, MCU and Pokemon Kek wtf?"}
+{"text":"Pokemon is the biggest IP in human history, there are more people that know about Pikachu than whatever religious figure you can think of."}
+{"text":"cough cough"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cool and mature Hana!!"}
+{"text":"It's all the same person"}
+{"text":"That's basically the bug from HS minus his debut."}
+{"text":"As she should..."}
+{"text":"Sounds like the type of joke jobber that comes back super strong at the end as an extra joke"}
+{"text":"YES!!! and to give him more aura he's the last one left alive during the final act and so his motivation switches from proving himself to vengeance as well as to honor his fallen comrades even though they never recognized or respected him"}
+{"text":"What does /a/ think about the puritan nun Index?"}
+{"text":"this is what real men want"}
+{"text":"Too tight"}
+{"text":"I mean, that basically happens later in the story."}
+{"text":"she is cute but I got tired of her and her anime after one season"}
+{"text":"Is she the most irrelevant titular character ever?"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to the extremely cute Petit Charat, also know as Puchiko!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Puchiko-chan!"}
+{"text":"Nyu!"}
+{"text":"crazy how Miyuki Sawashiro can still voice her"}
+{"text":"Hot take: Frieren is a more desirable woman than Fern."}
+{"text":"It's not that much, the Frieren mimic plushie that's always sold out is $200 by itself"}
+{"text":"what you do with your money is up to you, if it brings you happiness/joy then it's good i have a couple figs but together they cost less than $100. however i am poor. if i was not poor, i would probably have more."}
+{"text":"Anons, how much money did Madhouse invest with this animation? Bet they have no clothes on her before full production?"}
+{"text":"That's generally true of all women, even (forgive me Allah, to even say this) 3D women. They stay cute and turn into grannies, while \"hot\" hags turn into wrinkly bitches hanging onto youth instead of aging gracefully into kind grandmothers. Nobody wants some used up slut pretending to still be hot, but everybody wants a grandmother to tell them they're very handsome and look even stronger than when they visited last. Checkmate, dumb sluts."}
+{"text":"Isagi getting told by a huge french with big eyelashes"}
+{"text":"Also, Rin vs Loki next week"}
+{"text":"fuck you I'll prove to you that I am good enough to be a striker instead of a midfielder *passes to rin Passagi never beating the allegations"}
+{"text":"You still collect information about everything around you. Speak for yourself, buddy. I make sure to stay as uninformed and ignorant as possible. Eyes closed, ears plugged, and nose congested at all times."}
+{"text":"Another full thread?"}
+{"text":"Let it die"}
+{"text":"doesn't know"}
+{"text":"I won't let this thread die yet"}
+{"text":"I can save her."}
+{"text":"Kou already fixed her."}
+{"text":"There's just one more thing he has to do. Marry her."}
+{"text":"Genuinely curious question - are there any non-H instances of manga where a lesbian (or lesbian leaning) ends up falling for a dude? It can be NTR or not."}
+{"text":"Arguably tenshi na konamaiki but Megumi was a confused teenager who ultimately accepted who she was."}
+{"text":"newfag lurk two years before posting"}
+{"text":"request thread"}
+{"text":"Yumeko Shikiya from Makeine"}
+{"text":"Kaorin from Azumanga Daio"}
+{"text":"Fuyu when"}
+{"text":"Such a beautiful and hapopy wifey!"}
+{"text":"Get down!"}
+{"text":"This seems more effective than a shovel"}
+{"text":"*shoots*"}
+{"text":"When will they finally release anime in 4K? It's fucking Japan the high tech country. I remember they did the switch to 720p/16:9 years before the EU peasants did it."}
+{"text":"4k is a meme resolution"}
+{"text":"that's what everyone thought about 720p too"}
+{"text":"Except they didn't. 1080p monitors were widely available and easily accessible by late 2000s. 4k has been out for over a decade and hardly anyone owns them."}
+{"text":"Cause mental illness"}
+{"text":"Your zoomertrash taste reeks"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Funabori"}
+{"text":"Sweaty and unwashed."}
+{"text":"DAA BUU RUU KAAA BUUU KI---"}
+{"text":"The strongest Yokai?"}
+{"text":"date chapter when"}
+{"text":"Probably not immediately, but they'll get their powers back way later like Okarun and Momo, and they'll do their super hero group shot or something. I just hope the payoff will be worth the wait."}
+{"text":"Momo and Aira after traveling to America"}
+{"text":"left or right?"}
+{"text":"It is now."}
+{"text":"Momoka is too competent and not childlike enough for me. Tsundere lolis kill me dead and Arisu hits my paternal instinct to pamper and spoil dead center."}
+{"text":"Right, but both are great either way."}
+{"text":"now"}
+{"text":"Making her angry would be fun."}
+{"text":"Drop em From top left to bottom right: Otoyomegatari Witch Hat Atelier Versus Houseki no kuni One Piece Dungeon meshi Oyasumi Pun Pun Berserk Made in abyss"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"oh, okay"}
+{"text":"this is what it looks like when someone new to manga is told which popular series are actually good"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /aco/. This board is meant for posting 2D/3DCG adult content of Western style or origin. Please post Eastern style content on the appropriate board (i.e., hentai, alternative hentai, ecchi, yuri, and yaoi as appropriate). Note that Global Rule #3 is in effect! This means NO images with anthropomorphic (\"furry\"), grotesque (\"guro\"), or underage (\"loli/shota\") characters. Images depicting bestiality or scat are not to be uploaded. If you want to post this kind of material, go to /b/. For the purpose of defining what is anthropomorphic (\"furry\"), do not post images of characters with muzzles, snouts, or any other major non-human characteristics. Minor features like cat ears are fine. Please post high-quality images only, and provide as much information as possible with your post (e.g., source material, artist name, etc). Poor quality artwork and doodles will be deleted. When starting a thread please provide at least six images of your own to start the thread. Do not post request threads (e.g., \"MOAR!\", \"Sauce?\", etc)."}
+{"text":"Sexy girls taking it down the poophole No futa shit No gay shit or single males. Lesbian anal is okay No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"what's it supposed to look like? you can always add them to the follower"}
+{"text":"Not that much different, just a bit higher resolution and thinner. The general shape and all that is still the same."}
+{"text":"that looks much better. definitely add those to the follower when you get a chance"}
+{"text":"I'll have to try and figure that out. Not entirely sure how to go about doing that since she uses vanilla eyebrows."}
+{"text":"simple. Just copy as new record those vanilla brows, then change the filepath to the brow meshes in her mod folder"}
+{"text":"Post anything with Vambre, Morbidia or the others."}
+{"text":"Requesting a remake of this with Zange and add '80s-90s styled pubes"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"I can honestly see anons ITT getting ass-blasted, but the guy drawing for this beggar here is really not my thing. It's kind of shit compared to the other artists that were drawing for the thread. No offense, really."}
+{"text":"I am 100% serious here, but I really thought it was the same guy, just low-effort drawing. I'm not shitposting, this isn't even bait, I genuinely thought it was the same guy taking it easy, but it's 2 different artists, I guess?"}
+{"text":"Anons in the last thread were right. This is the best you're going to get if you wanted to watch the pilot."}
+{"text":"Literally the only other option is one without the black bars, but it's just fuzzier."}
+{"text":"I'm really into the design for Jose, a.k.a. Mexican-Maz, and his crush on Shezow."}
+{"text":"BWC magnet"}
+{"text":"She sure spams DMs like a bot."}
+{"text":"I think it’s just because it’s so blatant it just kind of looks stupid"}
+{"text":"The only stupid looking butt I see is you"}
+{"text":"They all spam Fansly inboxes, it’s an option for Fansly content creators"}
+{"text":"RULES<<<<<<< Everybody • REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT THE GENERAL DRAWTHREAD. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OCS AND ENJOY THE LEWD DRAWINGS THAT COME FROM THIS! • Respect /aco/ and global rules • Take it easy and please be nice to the drawfriends! Remember, they do it for free • Keep art critiques short, and only give if requested • To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 or Image limit • Nobody is entitled to deliveries under any circumstances within these threads. Don't critique others' requests; If you don't like it, don't draw it • Ignore the bait, you're better than this • Stay on topic, and report bait, deliberately poor/antagonistic \"criticism,\" and off-topic posts Requesters • Reply to the OP when you request • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), and keep it to one post • One request per thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting an stretchy shapeshifting heroine named Jane Stone? Notes: - She's in her mid 20's - She has freckles in her face and her wide ass as well - She has thick orange eyebrows - her suit color is Yellow, White, and Navy Blue - her height is 5'6"}
+{"text":"He removed them when asked."}
+{"text":"Requesting this occultic quartet getting into some sort of wholesome 'conduct'. The white-haired necromancer, Gisa, is the mistress of her estate, and has the brunette and ghosts shown as her spouses in this delightful polycule. The brunette, Chiyosuke, is a channeler/medium that can let ghosts inside and possess him, similar to Maya/Pearl from Phoenix Wright. The ghostly girls (Evelyn has black hair, and Millie has blonde) can be allowed to touch their mortal spouses on Gisa's command, and are VERY pushy on seeing them start a family~ I'll leave it up to the artist on how you'd want to interpret them, but some fun things they've done/could try include: missionary, cowgirl, femdom, pegging, possession (filling out the brunette's body to give him shapely hips and breasts to be further molested by), ghost girls molesting their mortal hosts, light bondage, etc."}
+{"text":"Requesting an interpretation of the image on right, with the girl on the left. Or just your own take of a voluptuous Brown girl in the same pose as the image on the right. Side-view, sitting down, doing that thing with her hands, slightly looking up. With the addition of a little nose-ring piercing."}
+{"text":"Requesting all the items on the left worn by the woman on the right. Well, not really her, but like a black girl with that same built. I'm thinking of a wastelander type character."}
+{"text":"wait hang on should I maybe try to sneak in a credit? I cannot remember if the author was always going to make dechala-alarielle or if the art I commissioned inspired him to do so maybe blindwildcat knows more"}
+{"text":"I've learned your commission did inspire the mod content! You can try to contact him, on the WH3 lewd mods discord server for example"}
+{"text":"is that the one linked on the mods page?"}
+{"text":"Should be"}
+{"text":"find giantess mod for total warhammer author refuses to port barefoot morathi mod for it bruh moment"}
+{"text":"New year new dykes getting corrected by superior COCK! Post lesbians getting dicked, gay guys losing to pussy, etc. No futa No gas, onara, diapers or other weird shit No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Are your fingers keeping you busy? Or is it something else that has grabbed your attention?"}
+{"text":"Ffffffuuckk mee pleaseeeee fukkkkk"}
+{"text":"I see you still have manners when completely horny. Such a good little slut to say please. And wanting to hear about how we'd turn you into a cock serving slut, shows just how well you already know your purpose in life. How we'd start off slow, keeping you entertaining a few guys to start. And when they aren't actively fucking your cunt they'd have a vibrator shoved deep inside and buzzing away to keep your mind overwhelmed with the sensation, even if it starts to feel unpleasant for you. We'd keep it that way for days, until you beg them to start fucking you moments after pulling out, because your body has gotten so used to having something fuck you, it feels unnatural when you don't have something shoved deep inside your cunt. And once we reach that place then the real training can begin. You'd get strapped down onto a Sybian and lining up cock after cock for you to suck on. The machine only going when you have a cock in your mouth and gaining power as you put more effort into pleasing them. All so we can permanently pavlov your brain into making your cunt drip and be ready to cum, simply from having a cock brush against your lips. At that point we might start whoring you out, though whoring would be the wrong word. After all, there should be some reimbursement given to the guys who have spent time training you up to be a good cock servant right? Perhaps starting off small, sending you to private poker nights where you will spend the entire time under the table, going from cock to cock as ordered. And then at the end of their time, doing one final loop through every guy there, swallowing down so much through the night that you stomach is full and starting to swell. And this whole time because of your training your cunt has been dripping and buzzing with excitement, bring you to orgasms simply because you are sucking cock and licking up cum. Ran out of comment space. Wasn't expecting that."}
+{"text":"maybe I'll tease, leave it at that till you reload tinder and set up a profile.... or maybe you'll have to contact them first."}
+{"text":"Regular sized girls with gigantic tits, blessed to the point of inconvenience. Post their daily struggle of living with massive breasts. No futa No gay or solo male No ai \"art\""}
+{"text":"she looks like she enjoys hands-free ejaculation while getting pressed from behind by other, taller futas..."}
+{"text":"I wanna get Ryne pregnant so badly!!"}
+{"text":"Vanilla Redux. NO futa or trans characters. NO AI. - This general *is* for: FFXIV OCs, finding /gposing partners, help with modding, and lewd art that you either drew or commissioned yourself. - This general *is NOT* for: posting twitter/r34/booru/fanart content you didn't make, other FF games that aren't XIV, make a separate thread for that - you're allowed to. Catbox/imgchest is suggested for explicit hrothgar/shortstack pics due to board rules. - DO NOT POST: futa/shemales/traps/transgender, diapers, hyper, snuff/guro, bdsm, men being pegged/inserted (gay or 'straight'), beastiality, QoS/blacked, scat/watersports/smegma/farting, AI content. NO links to get around rules for the aforementioned. Reminder to *report* ~and~ *ignore* all off-topic content and derailing. Do NOT engage with any shitposting, off-topic bait/drama, futa, diapers, derailing, spam, etc. Report textfucking/HMV/PMV/lyricspam/cock or cum tribute/blacked/youtube rap/twitter repost/advertising posts from the /trash/ spammer(s). Previous Thread SFW/Main Thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no!"}
+{"text":"Some men are Warriors... Some men are Kings.. Then there the men above men, the Conquerors...."}
+{"text":"Hot Post-Workout Elf Sex!!"}
+{"text":"I somewhat retract what I said at  and Through demonic magic bullshit I get the seduction to seduce the bitch demon. Then I ask how many men she has had sex with and spank her ten times for each man for being such a bad girl. Hopefully she enjoys it. Then bind her through magical bullshit anyways but she is happy about it. Then copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Then as a display of pure sadism I deny her cigarettes. Only gets ciggies if she behaves well. giving a cactus reading lord of the rings to the bitch I’m sorry but I don’t understand these. Can someone explain these? A meme I missed out? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The cactus is from Second Circle, and the Lord of the Rings is a Lorebro thing. I'm fairly certain he said she reads Tolkien but hides her nerdiness."}
+{"text":"More ass demons/angels please!"}
+{"text":"ASS-k, and you shall receive. ASSazel:"}
+{"text":"...but(t) 'Archangel'? More like Arse-angel, amirite Michael?!:"}
+{"text":"1. Post a bondage image when you request. Ignore requests without images. 2. Post female bondage only. Male bondage posters, you have your own thread, use that. Couples in Distress are fine, but discouraged. 3. Don't feed trolls, ignore them. Ignore and report their posts for being off-topic. This includes off site drama bullshit, rumors, politics, and name/trip fags. 4. If you post AI bondage be sure to say so either in the post or the filename. If you made it yourself saying what site you used and the tags involved is encouraged. 5. Artists, if you want to advertise and offer commissions, leave a link and show examples of your work. Have fun! Previous"}
+{"text":"artist?"}
+{"text":"Once again asking for a link to Bagelbomb's 2026 stuff. I need it badly..."}
+{"text":"Thirding, Id like to see it too, especially the Violet"}
+{"text":"Anyone got the new mag set?"}
+{"text":"Ciri is such a hot woman Bonus for Ciri but other women allowed No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"The guy in charge said openly he wasnt making ciri for normal guys after which cdpr made him backtrack and likely barred him from doing any interviews right after the stupid thing with her looking fat and bloated in the trailers For some reason, people seem to have memory holed that one"}
+{"text":"Did you start collecting porn around The Witcher 2 or 3? Also, I just realized The Witcher 2 is nearly 15 years old."}
+{"text":"It was during the time of TW3, but I've tried to get what I could find of the other two games as well. TW2 is actually my favourite of the series, and TW3 has noticibly wore story and writing in my opinion."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure what exactly you want, \"quality\" looks a lot different in AI than it does in art or photography."}
+{"text":"Dude what are you talking about. He means Grok, the equivalent online slop service. Anyway, go to /g/ if you want to look at what the latest local models can do since images are more varied there."}
+{"text":"But he mentioned artisanal and quality, not one of grok's actual advantages."}
+{"text":"Sorry, should've given an example. Something like this I guess."}
+{"text":"there's nothing more artisanal than getting a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"For the big back girls. No AI No futa No BLACKED"}
+{"text":"I need to be laid on by a chubby gal"}
+{"text":"This is so hot. I wish I had a fat gf bros..."}
+{"text":"Girls having fun, exposing themselves or fucking in casual clothes. No futa shit No gay shit or single males, lesbians are okay No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"depends if you have experience coding or if this is purely an idea"}
+{"text":"Mostly concept, I do have experience with web frameworks (React and Vue), Python, C++ and currently learning Godot for 3D stuff. My main field has always been robotics but I'm in the mood of trying something creative as a hobby, since I already got a comfy job."}
+{"text":"Should make it older in history"}
+{"text":"Demon Deals I just spent the last 12~ straight hrs playing it and I wasn't even jerking off Shit's really addicting"}
+{"text":"Angry Goth Edition Bonus for Mai No futa shit AI allowed in moderation No gay shit or single males. Lesbian is okay No Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fionna and Cake season 2 is out Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"thats the last for now have an extra from i cant remember who"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the dump. It's a shame he's disappeared. I still love this Susan pic he drew for me years ago. That looks like Terrible the Drawfag's work, but I'm not enitrely sure."}
+{"text":"Yeah he is"}
+{"text":"Had to make a new twitter account since my old one got suspended. my new one is masterpantsu18"}
+{"text":"It's working for multiple people across multiple devices, anon"}
+{"text":"Aight"}
+{"text":"still cant get a bow and arrow right"}
+{"text":"Seems to filter anything approaching panties right now. I can get close, and some slip through when partially obscured, but anything direct gets filtered."}
+{"text":"For posting sexy Disney Girls or Princesses no futa shit no gay shit or single male. Lesbian is okay no blacked or Queen of Spades cringe no gas or onara no Fiona no drama"}
+{"text":"I love her so much!"}
+{"text":"By the Power of the Moon Edition A thread to post the sexy women of Elden Ring. Bonus for Rennala no futa shit no gay shit or single males. At least 1 girl in the picture no blacked or QoS cringe no gas or onara no drama"}
+{"text":"They are split though"}
+{"text":"Love me some lore accurate Marika!"}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"This new captcha feels like a never-ending kindergarten test"}
+{"text":"i can see why that would be difficult for you."}
+{"text":"every captcha helps train AI so we need new captchas that AI can't solve as easily Pain desu."}
+{"text":"Post BULKMAXXING women, muscleguts galore. No futa or AI please."}
+{"text":"dammit, I thought I saw muscles when I first looked at this. fuck. I guess the dialogue implies strongfat, but..."}
+{"text":"anons, should we let the thread die to wait until a more prosperous era for strongfat art"}
+{"text":"ngl we need some drawfriends to step up"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure it was seeing old FTC videos on youtube conveniently right around the time I started fapping My fate was sealed, damn you Japan"}
+{"text":"thank you all for the responses so far, it's been very enlightening"}
+{"text":"Pan returns with a top tier character choice"}
+{"text":"Is that the earth kingdom chick that zuko goes on a date with before sperging out and fumbling?"}
+{"text":"The Night is dark and full of terrors edition For the series House of the Dragon, A Game of Thrones and asoiaf books. Bonus for Melisandre No futa shit No gay shit or single male but lesbians are okay No Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"For posting hot girls with hot guns Spoils of war also allowed though be mindful there's also a thread for that at Bonus for Shariah girls No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least 1 girl and 1 gun or similar weapon No QoS cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"I love military women so much!"}
+{"text":"Fun in the Sun Edition A thread to post blonde haired blue eyed women. Other eye colors also allowed Bonus for blondes on the beach! No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I doubt that sex between NEETs is passionate."}
+{"text":"ZartyPedos this is your mindset."}
+{"text":"le gluck"}
+{"text":"Maya is my favorite sodomite (faggot)"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Vee Tower! Thread to post anything Hazbin Hotel related. no futa shit AI allowed in moderation no drama"}
+{"text":"Charlie after she loses the war against Heaven"}
+{"text":"Storytime! It won't be easy with the new captcha. Eseldorf by Jackarais, Jonas Goonface and Leah Williams, based on The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain."}
+{"text":"My bad, thank you for humoring me despite my retardation."}
+{"text":"Nice comic."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's not bad."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"No AI slop No futa shit No gay shit No gas or onara No drama Nortubel edition"}
+{"text":"underrated waifu"}
+{"text":"she's a baddie fr"}
+{"text":"Big Fat Cat Tats edition Previous timeline No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art No AI Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait."}
+{"text":"unabashed slutty incest siblings is a hot archetype"}
+{"text":"me and you both brother"}
+{"text":"Tasteful"}
+{"text":"Ladies smoking tobacco. No futa."}
+{"text":"I love slutty girls!"}
+{"text":"I read once that drawing attention to your mouth is one of the most enticing things a person can do, the action of bringing a cigarette/pipe/cigar/whatever to and from your mouth, plus sighing out smoke, both would qualify."}
+{"text":"The inability to tell characters to undress in a remotely convincing or even specific way is kicking my butt. \"The dress slips down off her body?\" Okay, I will pull it off me horizontally, phasing through me, and then drop it, sounds good!"}
+{"text":"Any places on 4chan where you can upload NSFW images too?"}
+{"text":"Right here on this board, ya fuck"}
+{"text":"what a bizarre question."}
+{"text":"Lips version For the cutest and most wholesome thread in /aco/ Bonus for Kissing No futa shit No gay shit No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Think OP said no gay shit"}
+{"text":"lesbians aren't gay, despite what you might believe"}
+{"text":"Cute girls showing off their pits. Hairy or shaved, sweaty or dry, its all good. Bonus points if the girl is sweaty. No futa, no faggots, no single males. AI in moderation. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Invincible Edition This thread is dedicated to all superhero media. Do not post futa. Thread Question: Which one would you choose from pic related? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"good curves"}
+{"text":"Several girls having fun No futa shit No gay shit or single males. Lesbians are okay No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Would you work your magic on Linda, Tina and Louise?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's hard being the brother to such sexy girls. I certainly wouldn't be able to contain myself."}
+{"text":"Christmas Milfs are good for the soul. Post beautiful older women, bonus points for mistletoe and seasonal outfits. Gilfs welcome too. No futa no fags. Previous Thread 8977140"}
+{"text":"Thank fuck that BF isn't going for her...so that I can."}
+{"text":"Provide references and keep them to one image/post. Keep requests /aco/ related and keep them concise. Be patient and take it easy! Don't forget to check the boorus to see if your request was filled. Drawfriends, don't hold back. Post a sample of your art when \"taking X requests\". If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Keep art critiques short. To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 at the bump limit. No one is entitled to a request delivery. Don't bump or \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. Don't fight spam with spam. No begging. No AI deliveries, no AI discussion. Take them where they're wanted. Have fun! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"amazing and hot"}
+{"text":"LOL, this was amusing."}
+{"text":"I love me some brown viejonas. We need more of you ITTs"}
+{"text":"Requesting Maudie from Brave getting fucked hard by Conan like in the bottom-right image"}
+{"text":"did chatgp made that post for you?"}
+{"text":"Mummy Mommy Edition Post any and all Undead or Reanimated ladies! Her heart might not beat but she still deserves love. No futa No AI art Only undead girls that are humanoid in appearance meaning none that have multiple extra heads or limbs / mutated or replaced and completely inhuman heads that would more so belong in a typical monster girl thread No amputees or dismembered figures / otherwise heavily wounded or anything close to gore In breathtaking temples or mysterious tombs, in the lavish lands of Egypt, there in an eerie untouched tomb waiting for you to awake her rests a regal undead queen, who desires you to remain living with her in her luxurious and elegant hidden Egyptian bedroom and living quarters as her dedicated lover, pouring all your love and lust into her against the soft silky sheets of her royal bed every day and night. For this edition post any above mentioned undead girls with examples including but not limited to ones such as vampires, ghosts or mummies either canonically identified or tagged as such. Bonus for motherly mummies! Previous thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No futa or ai."}
+{"text":"oh thats kinda ho- see face nvm"}
+{"text":"hyperbole"}
+{"text":"Only the sluttiest girls who love to take dick Bonus for rave girls No futa shit No gay shit but lesbians are okay No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Really hot!"}
+{"text":"no futa no gay shit or single males No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"post capeshit. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"punchline, is rare to see her instead harleen."}
+{"text":"I guess I could, maybe something like some incompetent disposable muscle from some lower tier villain, who can grow them like Saibamen from Dragon Ball."}
+{"text":"Somebody proposed a new character as a possible fourth Dark General, a masochist. I prefer to be a right-hand to Celine, her sister. Here are some traits someone proposed. Too kinky to torture type shit Sadist ironically HATES her guts because any pain she can inflict is just enjoyed and therefore no fun The only one who treats Skark relatively decently Isn't even really evil, just wants the Thong Squad to beat her up for funsies Medical theming because, of course, she needs to be healed constantly May or may not self-harm when bored (but that might be too edgy, so i dunno)"}
+{"text":"It's Spooky Season. Let's see some monster sluts. Please no AI."}
+{"text":"Dexter deserves to be NTRed by Apple, agreed?"}
+{"text":"Previous No males and no futas (but I repeat myself)."}
+{"text":"I wish there was more black girl foot art. No not the fucking anime girl who is just shaded darker I'm talking girls who actually look black. Need my fill of big ebony feet."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"No AI No gay No AI No /d/ tier fetishes"}
+{"text":"Nudie Cutie no futa no gay shit or single males No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"censored feet my disappointment is immeasurable, and my boner is ruined."}
+{"text":"post girls with soles that arent gross"}
+{"text":"what people mean is excessive detail on foot fetish art is gross especially when the artist isn't good enough to detail it properly."}
+{"text":"no AI no underage (don't post aged up shit either, don't be sly) no furry/anthro no scat post boys or girls or whoever, I give no fucks. just try not to get into discourse over vivian or whoever if she gets posted other than all that, have fun, fellow perverts"}
+{"text":"watch me"}
+{"text":"hey, can we ease up just a little on all the futaposting"}
+{"text":"There are a lot of boards on here that seem majority focussed around women or fetishes dealing with women's sex organs. Lets's at least have one thread celebrating the boys. Post artwork where the dick/s is the the main focus of the artwork. Wether it's a POV shot looking at one, artwork of a girl having cock shock after seeing the dick, general cock worship , etc. Theres lots of different kinds of dick focus art. No breaking board rules, no futa, gay allowed"}
+{"text":"no futa, gay allowed OP, I don't know how to say this, but you might be gay."}
+{"text":"OP, I don't know how to say this, but you might be gay. You've never heard of the bisexual top fantasy I see"}
+{"text":"I like your stuff man, nice breath of fresh air"}
+{"text":"Good art"}
+{"text":"What are you guys using to reverse searching images nowadays? Saucenao and TinEye seems to have gotten worse, I literally directly linked them a pixiv image and they found nothing"}
+{"text":"Try Yandex."}
+{"text":"No AI please. Previous:"}
+{"text":"nails Good woomy tho"}
+{"text":"Girls using someone's face as a throne for their royal ass. Huge milf butts appreciated. No futa, no gay male or male on top, no gross shit like farting, no AI \"art\"."}
+{"text":"freckle butts are a blessing and I need to be buried under one"}
+{"text":"As Nerdvember comes to an end and we enter Dorkcember, no better time for a thread for porn of NEETs, virgins, nerds, and related types of losers."}
+{"text":"i need to be flattened under nerd ass as they use me as living cushioning for their study session/gaming binge/forum arguing"}
+{"text":"A man of culture and good taste."}
+{"text":"page 9 Oh no you don't"}
+{"text":"thank you most kindly. Nerd ass is a blessing on this world, no matter how one enjoys it~"}
+{"text":"warning: male/twink"}
+{"text":"...oh, I didn't see it before, but bonus warning: vore"}
+{"text":"A thread for Mii and Mii-related NSFW art. Just post Miis, or media related to Miis, like Streetpass Mii Plaza, Tomodachi Life, Miitopia, etc. Rules: Please, no AI Try to post art of decent quality if possible Please follow the global rules"}
+{"text":"wait, we got the rest"}
+{"text":"and now we are caught up to this"}
+{"text":"This is a thread dedicated to sharing futa, and artists."}
+{"text":"That depends on who it's attached to, but if a bi guy likes curvy women with big butts then he's probably going to like those same features on a femboy."}
+{"text":"NO SISSY CONTENT (ie DovSherman) Retarded question, but what is actually meant by that? Ugly dudes in dresses, like that artist seems to post? Feminizing a guy, even if the end result is cute?"}
+{"text":"yeah, what is the full definition of \"sissy content\" in regards to this thread"}
+{"text":"Here's one."}
+{"text":"Enid sitting between KO and Rad and jerking them off."}
+{"text":"Oh, cool. I saw this on baraag a while back and didn't know you came here."}
+{"text":"Most of the gooners quit anon"}
+{"text":"they didn’t actually, they just quit posting"}
+{"text":"Thirty Seconds, its not on F95"}
+{"text":"see rentry above"}
+{"text":"does it even have coomtent? ATF says it's a 0.1"}
+{"text":"theres scenes with the two in  but not much beyond that"}
+{"text":"game?"}
+{"text":"I got annoyed how every single Tifa port looks slightly off model in a different way so I made my own by editing and combining the morphs and textures of like 10 different Tifas Thoughts? I personally think it came out better than every other version out there but its hard to be objective."}
+{"text":"show tits"}
+{"text":"Bigger"}
+{"text":"balance is important anon"}
+{"text":"which witch does masturbate the most?"}
+{"text":"idk but i'm planning on doing it the rest of the day"}
+{"text":"Tell us details how you do it"}
+{"text":"It's still bigger than I expected."}
+{"text":"I miss Matti's art..."}
+{"text":"You know the deal. Get this colored, please!"}
+{"text":"winner thank you"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon!"}
+{"text":"mmmm..pollination."}
+{"text":"BALLS DEEP POLLINATION WITH BROWN PANT WOMEN!!1!"}
+{"text":"Repost"}
+{"text":"ITT post historical related pics"}
+{"text":"IT’S EVOLUTION BABY"}
+{"text":"Huh I didn't know that guy drew porn"}
+{"text":"A thread for sexy Fantasy!"}
+{"text":"The (true) Alpha Legion Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"We need a follow up to this."}
+{"text":"I genuinely think he’d have to throw it out the airlock just to stop her from being corrupted."}
+{"text":"Muse tries to throw it away, gets corrupted and holds onto it, Fulgrim finds him with the Blade"}
+{"text":"On the bright side, Ferra won’t lose her head over this, and stopping a Daemon possessed human would be a lot less difficult than a Daemon Primarch. The Legion would get to stay Loyalist too, since I doubt they’d follow him."}
+{"text":"rollo"}
+{"text":"Hyperfeminine and hypermasculine at the same time. Bimbomaxxed gymbros. Unholy androgynes from hell with monstrous sexual appetites. Big muscles, big tits, and big dicks. No AI slop or hyper."}
+{"text":"Listen anon, Triss is bliss and all that, but she ain't got no muscles in that pic."}
+{"text":"Princess Trainer"}
+{"text":"I need to take more pictures"}
+{"text":"are there any bottoms who'd be down to make some content for the thread? Would rather ask here then try approaching people I erp with privately about it"}
+{"text":"depends, hint your avatar"}
+{"text":"also some content i never got to post"}
+{"text":"Is there anything hotter than female artists drawing themselves in their deep personal desire for cock? Drop more examples, this one is by @ApteraClytia on Twitter"}
+{"text":"e11e"}
+{"text":"that's x_e11e on linktree and twitter. why would you would post an incomplete handle?"}
+{"text":"Iseenudepeople is a classic"}
+{"text":"Is there anything hotter than female artists drawing themselves Yeah it's when they make themselves animalgirls too"}
+{"text":"First one finally got down heres a new one Rules Post girls of MHA. No scat, piss, gore, farts and etc. Girls from the movies, vigilantes and other stuff are welcome. Futa is fine when it's with girls. Any girl is welcome, enjoy your fap."}
+{"text":"The best whore!"}
+{"text":"That stupid whore needs to get railed hard like the slut she is"}
+{"text":"First time I've ever been jumscared by this fucker good golly miss molly"}
+{"text":"I don’t know why but this is unbelievably hot."}
+{"text":"I hate when sand gets into intimate places"}
+{"text":"fucking YUMMM love those flat titties"}
+{"text":"Zaya issue 2 for"}
+{"text":"Sleepygimp works"}
+{"text":"Mr. Ash Tuesday by Eric Liberge"}
+{"text":"Girls with huge trashy asses like this one. No futa Solo stuff preferred"}
+{"text":"Probed Edition A thread to post the sexy Overwatch girls. Bonus for Juno no futa shit no gay shit or single males. at least 1 girl in the picture. Lesbian is okay no gas or onara no Queen of Spades or blacked cringe no drama"}
+{"text":"how hanzo players deserve to be treated"}
+{"text":"kek what about Denji players?"}
+{"text":"For soon-to-be MILFs. No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades cringe AI allowed in moderation No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Another successful Elven victory edition No futa, please. Full size images, please."}
+{"text":"Summons 2d4 Ethereal Hands that immediately set to work on completing the most pressing task in the user's mind Warning: do not drink while horny"}
+{"text":"Post porn and chat about your favorite OCs and/or the lore surrounding them, be they your own or someone else's."}
+{"text":"Rita is a living black hole and her lover is basically the earth itself which is a giant whale deity carrying it"}
+{"text":"Thanks! Have some more! I made these to let other artist draw their sonas / OCs having some fun with her."}
+{"text":"I might draw my clownself fucking them..."}
+{"text":"Please do!"}
+{"text":"Its her month once again. Post Hex, thicc on or sticc off model its all good. Other in season spooky gloomy gals also welcome. No futa, no gay or solo male"}
+{"text":"Anymore girls in plastic man costume with stretchy powers pics?"}
+{"text":"Without trying to repost what’s already been posted in this thread I’ve got this one"}
+{"text":"Redheads Edition Previous thread is in a deep sleep here:"}
+{"text":"Hypnosis in the latest Strike It Rich chapter."}
+{"text":"Qrd?"}
+{"text":"Heroes go and meet a villain at the prison she's taken over One hero tries to punch her and gets hypnotically stopped and the other pulls a gun and gets frozen and her gun taken from her"}
+{"text":"to hold up her tiddis"}
+{"text":"Monster of the east huh? Well I've got the monster of the west in my holster right now girl."}
+{"text":"She isn't wearing a steamer truck as her two piece pants and top as clothing, that is a mimic girl."}
+{"text":"Mimic girls are rare"}
+{"text":"Hobo in the house, boyette in the bedroom girl."}
+{"text":"You could add \"from Aladdin\" after her name, adding the title of the movie/source material can help. Or a bit of recognizable clothing. Sometimes it likes to make Sleeping Beauty Brunette, and if you type \"blonde\" it makes her look more accurate."}
+{"text":"Also, adding an environment that fits with her character helps too. Like a desert, or an arab harem bedroom."}
+{"text":"Rice the story was awesome thank you for your work I hope you have a wonderful year."}
+{"text":"Hey rice it's scp Anon here with another story with it starting with Dr Whells looking at chamber that has the sites newest scp-69069 also known as the tempter found after a number of men had gone missing upon finding it was surrounded by bodies and it was in the process of sucking a man to death being transported to its first holding location they find that the tempter feeds on the seed of men for food and need to be fed once a day but upon being transported to the site it's behavior changed instead it's become hostile to any man put in its cell while it seems to go and stare at a wall but one scientist notices that it's staring in the direction of anons cell Dr.whells request that anon be brought to its cell upon reaching the cells entrance anon seems to go into a trance when he goes in the tempter immediately hugs him against her body before tilting his head up then giving him a slimy kiss with her separating with drool connecting their mouths before anon strips himself and forces the tempter to her knees to fuck her face with him cumming minutes in her mouth before anon forces her on her back and titfucking her and cumming all over her face with tempter then forcing him off onto his back and riding him making cum inside her then fucks him in a Amazon position making cum inside her again with anon then switching and fucking the tempter in a missionary position and doogystyle and cumming inside her in both positions with this\"test\"lasting for a full three days by the end both anon and the tempter were both exhausted and covered in fluids with the tempters belly being bloated afterwards about a week later Dr.Whells sees the tempter has made a symbiotic relationship with anon with her being his protecter while he becomes a permanent \"food\" source for her with the tempter being moved to anons cells with Dr.whells filing the report before alarms go off with the announcement saying something has broken into the facility with Dr.whells running to the nearest safe room."}
+{"text":"Heya Rice, could you do another Warframe story? The Drifter ends up defeating a Flirtatious Kuva Lich, who calls the drifter/tenno \"Little Meat\" and converts them to their side and later fucks (starting with a blowjob before going to fucking her proper) the cyborg Grinner lady in their Railjack (the players biggger ship instead of their smaller orbitor) front of their female crew to finalize their submission?"}
+{"text":"Kuva lich faces"}
+{"text":"this would be 10x better if the proportions weren't fucked and he wasn't a brownoid. this is like some strange combination of shadman and sparrow's styles."}
+{"text":"I remember her, she from a game being developed, but I really hate her second form with the bimbo lips"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't trust my dick in her arm cannon. One move of her fingers and your dick's blown off. Even if she's careful, there's probably thousands of moving parts to get your dick caught on in there."}
+{"text":"So the legend SLB finally drew GG himself. That's amazing."}
+{"text":"My grandma hated her for not living like her Golden Girls character."}
+{"text":"Not surprising, he did draw Panda a bit."}
+{"text":"I just thought he always was against drawing her is all. I'm very happy he did."}
+{"text":"Great animation!"}
+{"text":"funny of you to assume I am a child just because I recognize ONE art streamer that just so happens to vtube instead of irl webcam or no cam. think you might wanna check your own birth certificate, kid. plus your hostility towards using those terms tells me of other your simp status or mental state. I never followed Iahfy, but I am aware of who they are. plenty of titty artists in the sea of smut"}
+{"text":"Yeah, back when Korra was still relevant and she was able to mostly nail the style of the show. Korra is still a good chunk of what they draw, but it doesn't have the same impact. People have moved on. Kyhu is a woman. Saw her with my own eyes. She had a booth to sell NSFW art prints and stickers at an anime con I went to."}
+{"text":"Korra is still a good chunk of what they draw, but it doesn't have the same impact. People have moved on. that's a shame, cool that she's still drawing the OTP tho She had a booth to sell NSFW art prints and stickers at an anime con I went to. oh nice. she cute?"}
+{"text":"She was slim and wore a protective face mask all the time."}
+{"text":"Post realistic depictions of women with hefty massive mammaries. Bonus points for strained clothing and inconveniences. No gravity-defying anime tits, no low-effort oval-tool bullshit."}
+{"text":"Need more Squirrel Girl"}
+{"text":"Trying something new - Adult Gaming General Adult games, NSFW mods, etc. Share your video game screenshots!"}
+{"text":"The Stable Diffusion general for realistic or cartoon futa/trans/femboy/dickgirl etc. content. Last Thread I want non-dickgirl photorealistic 3dpd! I want non-dickgirl cartoon styles! What belongs here? Normal /aco/ rules apply, see  (Cross-thread) /futasdg/ includes futas, dickgirls, traps, trans, femboys, etc Try to keep images either photorealistic or Western art influenced. The lines between Western /aco/ type art and anime can be blurry, don't think too hard about it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is what we need more of"}
+{"text":"more please"}
+{"text":"Last Thread No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art If you want that - post somewhere else No AI Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait."}
+{"text":"gyatt!"}
+{"text":"whose k8te? i don't follow hsbc"}
+{"text":"New thread for TF Old thread:"}
+{"text":"what watching the Buu saga growing up does to you"}
+{"text":"anyone have their video content?"}
+{"text":"Probably the best one I managed to make on that doggon website. ...I need more Towa art..."}
+{"text":"Last thread had a great run, so lets keep the (blue) ball rolling! Post more content of girls turning or turned into giant blueberries. I can't believe it needs to be said, but \"girls\" means \"females,\" as in \"biological females,\" as in \"not men pretending to be women who'll slander you as a bigot for not capitulating to their misogynistic delusions.\"If you can't get that through your head, I'm sure r/blueberry would be happy to take your trash instead."}
+{"text":"\"Is that picture something new you've got in the works? I don't see it on your Twitter or FA, If so, thanks for the exclusive preview!\" Thanks, it's just a sketch thing i was doing for myself. Figured I'd drop it here"}
+{"text":"Need his ass on my face right now."}
+{"text":"Help me out guys, I'm looking for a thong or jockstrap type underwear with a HUGE bulge, but for my bunny boy. Everything I'm finding is for roes and burly men. Something like these:   but for a TBSE/slimmer body type. I'm trying to go for the femboy-with-a-fat-cock look, but it's proving difficult."}
+{"text":"The size diff is so hot in this pic"}
+{"text":"Anybody have an archive of this guys blend files? Stuff was on kemono occasionally but I think he's wise to that so it gets nuked pretty quickly"}
+{"text":"Wow this fucking guy seems to be chronically online Hes in the F95 thread \"bantering\" and begging people not to leak his models kek"}
+{"text":"7th episode of season 1, weird how there zero art of them but now i am looking to fixed that"}
+{"text":"Did you make these? They're pretty good."}
+{"text":"I fuck with puppets heavy."}
+{"text":"oh..."}
+{"text":"More?"}
+{"text":"Post wakfu porn."}
+{"text":"Cleophee Elaine The titty shark lady and the teaser about the submarine people being future bigbads All wasted. I wish we could scrub out everybody past Season 2, lock Tot in a cupboard and start over."}
+{"text":"Damn straight. And make Xa return too"}
+{"text":"the teaser really was about them becoming a class in the games"}
+{"text":"NTA, but my issue with anal is that you have the vagina RIGHT THERE, it's literally designed for cock, it feels better for both the man and the woman. Anal is an overly tight sphincter and then just a limp untextured tube with little to no nerve endings, the \"transgression\" or whatever of the act is played out, the vagina is better in every regard."}
+{"text":"drain your pokeballs or whatever. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"Shortstack General #249 \"Happy New Year\" Edition Previous Thread: -THREAD GUIDELINES- No futa No gays, but lesbians are okay No racebaiting No gas or onara No drama No AI 'art' No weird shit that's too 'out there' Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is this bandlebro?"}
+{"text":"noice! cellulite ehhh.."}
+{"text":"Yeah, she just posted those to twitter yesterday."}
+{"text":"goths/emos/alts. shit like that. you know the type. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"Tekuho, Dross, Cherrymousestreet, Bdone, Toxxy, artists who like extreme slutwear and pop vibes"}
+{"text":"Christmas 2025 Edition General thread for all your TG, TSF, and Gender Bender needs. Rule 63 and similar content allowed, but try to keep it minimal. The primary focus here is on the transformation. QoTT: Obviously, all TG should end in sex. But what is your favorite position for the transformed to get fucked? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Fuck, RIP"}
+{"text":"read an incredibly hot alien parasite forced TG The writer uses AI slop for the accompanying artwork Suddenly concerned that the writing is AI too and lose all enjoyment in the story What a shame."}
+{"text":"Wat is it"}
+{"text":"What if Jessica Drew got a new outfit? Was bored and decided to mess around colouring this in."}
+{"text":"Whew"}
+{"text":"Nonstop Natsuki Edition! Bonus for Natsuki! No futa Don't post gay shit or solo males. Must be at least 1 doki in the picture. Bonus for real art, but AI allowed No b!acked or Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous"}
+{"text":"Surprising your doki by penetrating her without warning!"}
+{"text":"why use a condom?"}
+{"text":"Admiring Monibutt"}
+{"text":"luv the subtle bush"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Incest Edition. Blood relation only. No ai slop please, keep those to the ai threads. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"MORE!!!"}
+{"text":"Sauce on OP's image?"}
+{"text":"Laika Albarn is the artist, she had this whole thing a while back where she larped as having an irl relationship with her dad lol"}
+{"text":"Got anything that doesn't suck?"}
+{"text":"Spooky Edition This thread is dedicated to the rape of women Bonus points for cyberpunk rape No futa shit No gay shit or single males, lesbians are okay No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Uploading a classic"}
+{"text":"eastern places western women Hmm"}
+{"text":"I tell ya, Stellaris is the perfect game"}
+{"text":"2B or not 2B? Santa's bimbo elves need to send me some presents."}
+{"text":"Modded"}
+{"text":"For many reasons this deranged slut makes me diamonds. Let's share Leyley lewds with no particular rhyme or reason."}
+{"text":"Ashley is such a hot bratty bitch!"}
+{"text":"Tyrande Edition Bonus for Tyrande Whisperwind No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Indeed, if I remember correctly magically attuned people can sense each other's power levels in any case."}
+{"text":"AI slop I made"}
+{"text":"purple whores"}
+{"text":"Girls with pubic hair. All bushes welcome. No gay stuff. No single males. No futa. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"When can it be so little hair you basically say \"that's shaved\"?"}
+{"text":"When it's just stubble."}
+{"text":"Handy Edition Because women are the stronger sex. A thread about women dominating men. Bonus for handjob femdom No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one dommy woman in the picture No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Pretty much, yeah."}
+{"text":"Post your hottest League ladies pics here!. Also, if you’ve had a rough game because of said league lady, feel free to vent in the comments. No Futa Allowed AI is allowed only if it looks good"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Guro AI slop How do people even find this shit hot?"}
+{"text":"Why do the jeets who spam their shitty AI slop not even bother to get some basic shit right? Like here, , the mask is fucking blue"}
+{"text":"porny memes or rule 34 of meme characters"}
+{"text":"another retard with his retarded thread full of fucking THUMBNAILS saved off Rule 34"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"I say yes"}
+{"text":"let flow edition"}
+{"text":"Last thread: Robot bimbos, good or bad?"}
+{"text":"Also one more who does that bimbofication progression renders. It's always good when you can physically see them embracing their hotter body and sluttier personality."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Hoebo24 is really good. Amazing variety of different processes, different vidya women into different sort of bimbos One of the best parts are the backgrounds. They often have all sorts of lovely details, like other bimbo characters..."}
+{"text":"... Or this one is the best. Remnants of bimbo's former life, placed on display as trophies while rest of her room is filled with ridiculous slutwear and sex toys"}
+{"text":"Have that in better resolution, too"}
+{"text":"Hahahah I love this"}
+{"text":"I NEED to see how this cutie reacts to being put into hardcore VN hentai."}
+{"text":"any more examples of this?"}
+{"text":"That's adorable :)"}
+{"text":"Love some good pictos"}
+{"text":"A drawthread for Western /d/-type requests (futa, bondage, tentacles, aliens, monster girls, etc.). Non-/d/ requests go in the General Drawthread. THREAD GUIDELINES Requesters • Keep requests /aco/-related and short. • Include character and series names. • Provide references. Keep them to one image/post. • Eastern characters go on ; anthros go on . • Edit requests go in the Color/Edit threads. • Be patient and take it easy! • Don't waste posts on \"bumping\"/\"seconding\" requests. • No begging or whining. No one is entitled to a delivery. • Keep art critiques short. Artists Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting Hyper futa Jill from Housebroken backview of her hyper futa ballsack in her long, lavender-blue dress"}
+{"text":"Here's a little advance on the pic."}
+{"text":"Oops, I forgot the shot, sorry"}
+{"text":"Requesting vore with Synergrace (blue woman) from Enter the Gungeon in an orange bikini lounging on a beach chair after having swallowed the Convict (blonde woman) with her blue bikini from her victory screen discarded nearby. Can have Synergrace smugly saying something like \"You might've changed the past, but your future is always to be in my stomach.\" along with he Convict angrily thrashing around in Synergrace's gut before getting digested and adding to Synergrace's big blue boobs."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the preview. Looking good so far!"}
+{"text":"Icky is going to be taking a bit of an art break. He has a gastric ulcer and will be getting treatment. Be sure to pray for him everyone! That he is healed and well."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to actually watch the pilot that doesn't look like fuzzy compressed shit? I know you can get pretty much the whole show in HD in french, and some episodes in latin american spanish, on youtube."}
+{"text":"It doesn't seem like it. Shorty McShortshorts is likely not ever going to be rereleased in HD. And for whatever reason even the artist character designer who worked on the pilot only uploads crispy, compressed versions of his art. It's amazing the pilot even looks as clear as it does on yt"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Post futas that would be seen as typically offputting, with features including but not limited to: smegma hyper/veiny dicks excessive pubic hair/hair in other areas excessive sweat/poor hygine typically unappealing/grotesque bodytypes Kinkier stuff like futa on male or braps is allowed, just keep it restricted and label your posts if they contain possibly controversial content. This is a reposting of a previous thread that nearly made it to bump limit."}
+{"text":"bcdickchix's & dittochad's kemonos haven't been updated in months having niche kinks is a test in patience"}
+{"text":"sometimes you just need a hex gf with a gross nasty monster dick"}
+{"text":"Indeed"}
+{"text":"Straight sexual content oriented for a female audience, typically made by women. the male(s) must be the main focus of the picture preferably, a female (not futa) must be present in the picture and have sexual contact with the male(s) the female(s) may or may not be attractive as well, or a faceless self-insert. She may also be the focus, but preferably not more than the male(s) avoid posting girls with gigantic tits, ass, etc.; this thread is about the guys posting femdom is encouraged, but not necessary posting monster boys (non-furry) is encouraged Reminder: since this is /aco/, either cartoon/western-style art regardless of origin, or anime-style art of western origin may be posted here. All Asian-made, anime-style femporn goes here: No yaoi (unless MMF/bi), no faceless dudes, no shota. Thank you. Don't post /c/ or /cm/ content either (anything that's not sexual). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"wrong thread"}
+{"text":"titchop scars"}
+{"text":"Long story short, I've been doing a bunch of storytimes on /co/ of comics with the \"Year One\" subtitle... y'know, like Batman: Year One. That's been going fine, but this comic has got a sex scene in it and I don't wanna piss off the mods BUT I don't wanna skip it entirely so... here we are. Everyone up to speed? Awesome, let's do this."}
+{"text":"Okay, that's all. Thanks for tolerating my presence."}
+{"text":"welcome to earth lmao what a mofo"}
+{"text":"talking about myself hahaha that got me good. great cover, would look better with less lettering tho."}
+{"text":"what the fuck happened to the art here lmao also, i doubt you would have caught shit for the \"sex scene\" and the tits, just spoiler it."}
+{"text":"OP here, the mods on /co/ have gotten so much worse - I've posted nsfw comics there with EVERY bit of nudity edited out, and I still got b&"}
+{"text":"Thread Rules No one is entitled to a request delivery. Provide names and image references in a single post. Do not make more than one request. When your request is delivered to your satisfaction, you can ask for something new. Do not second or bump other requests. Show appreciation, not \"thanks in advance\". Ignore requests from obvious spammers. Don't fight spam with spam and/or trolling. It wastes posts. Screencap edits belong in If your delivery exceeds 4chan's file size limitation (or the delivery cannot be posted here whatever reason), consider uploading it on catbox.moe or our booru first. imgur and twitter uploads are not recommended for image quality reasons. New thread can be created *only* after this one reaches Page 10 at the bump limit. Editors are encouraged to occasionally help out on other edit threads on this and other boards of 4chan (and beyond). Please don't forget to bump the thread if it falls to Page 10 before hitting the bump limit. Collection of Deliveries: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks Anon!"}
+{"text":"me i like the nipple on the left"}
+{"text":"Delivered"}
+{"text":"Requesting full nude/uncover edit of Luz and Amity (time-skip post-finale ver.) ..."}
+{"text":"not OR i like the nipple out, thanks for that tough i hadn't read the request so im surprised by the wounds and scratches that daisy got"}
+{"text":"Pride month is over; let's see some characters getting fucked straight: Post lesbians getting dicked, gay guys losing to pussy, etc. No futa No gas, onara, diapers or other weird shit No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fuckk im so fucked up oh my god"}
+{"text":"Like we said little slut. It's because your very soul knows your purpose as a cock receptacle. A fuck toy to be used and used and used again, paraded around with the tattoo of the lesbian flag with a male symbol punching through placed right over your cunt as a reminder for anyone to see. Taught to serve cock no matter the situation, and always eager for the next one. Knowing that you will serve as a glorious example for other lesbians who try to deny their cock serving purpose. Maybe one day you'll even be well trained enough we get you set up as the star of a massive gangbang train porno so the whole world can see just what a cock slut you are. Unfortunately the wide world calls me away, but I'll leave you with two things little cock slut. The first, you may only cum for the next 24 hours after stating your purpose like before. The second, is a gift you can open if you wish. The name I use on discord is Hermit_Jackalope. Meaning it's now in your hands if you wish to keep learning more directly from a place you know is explicitly me. Though I will certainly keep looking for you in these threads. Remember your purpose cock slut. Maybe we'll get lucky and get you fucked for real before your girlfriend gets back"}
+{"text":"Mmmfffff"}
+{"text":"Cum home white man!"}
+{"text":"I sure hope that's a happy sound."}
+{"text":"anyone got any good predicament BDSM toons like this to share? straight, gay, sissy... whatever."}
+{"text":"Post the best sexy faces Suggestive, O faces, Tongue out, Ahegao, Surprised, Angry, Satisfied, Lip Biting, Gesturing etc."}
+{"text":"So smug"}
+{"text":"Post the commodification and literal objectification of women. Rule34.xxx defines commodification as: Women or men being seen as mere objects that can be bought, sold, modified, used, and thrown away. When combined with legal_slavery, slaves are sold in stores rather than auctions. Meaning a woman is not seen as a person, as might still be with a slave, but as a (throwaway) commodity."}
+{"text":"Visitor from the Rape Thread here. This is a really fun concept, I guess the Multiversal Arcade is a classic but what other concepts do you like? And is this thread like Patriarchy or more towards forniphilia?"}
+{"text":"And is this thread like Patriarchy or more towards forniphilia? A patriarch may - sadly - still see a woman as a unique person and a human beeing, and care about her. The idea here was more that women are seen and used as things. That includes as furniture, but it's still a pretty vague category and obviously overlaps with other scenarios and fetishes (public use, living decoration, vending machines, etc). But this thread is slow going, so I don't wanna police it or anything lol."}
+{"text":"Yep, this thread is just about the use of women as property, but under that vague umbrella, it could include a lot of stuff. Sure, that could mean a world where all women are treated like objects to be bought and sold, but that could also mean a world where only some women are used that way, or even our world where that stuff is relegated (mostly) to a voluntary kink subculture."}
+{"text":"Pussy mouth, cunt face"}
+{"text":"not sure how this thread is supposed to run here when the artists weird enough to do this are all japanese"}
+{"text":"you realize that half the art in this thread is western art, right?"}
+{"text":"yeah but this is stuff that's I've seen over the last 15 years, not exactly a large pool (the couple ai imagines being the only new ones)"}
+{"text":"Found this guy in DA, that does a lot of ftm tf."}
+{"text":"RULES<<<<<<< Everybody • REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT THE GENERAL DRAWTHREAD. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OCS AND ENJOY THE LEWD DRAWINGS THAT COME FROM THIS! • Respect /aco/ and global rules • Take it easy and please be nice to the drawfriends! Remember, they do it for free • Keep art critiques short, and only give if requested • To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 or Image limit • Nobody is entitled to deliveries under any circumstances within these threads. Don't critique others' requests; If you don't like it, don't draw it • Ignore the bait, you're better than this • Stay on topic, and report bait, deliberately poor/antagonistic \"criticism,\" and off-topic posts Requesters • Reply to the OP when you request • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), and keep it to one post • One request per thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ty ty ty"}
+{"text":"Page 10 babeyyy"}
+{"text":".... new thread when?"}
+{"text":"New thread NOW"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"We really do…"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"We really don't"}
+{"text":"We really do"}
+{"text":"Because petite girlypops don't get enough representation."}
+{"text":"I was thinking about it recently and it came to me that Shadman honestly tainted nsfw art online especially on Twitter and r34 past the late-2010s, most popular ones like Blackwhiplash, D-Art, Thiccwithaq all have similar traits of trying to one up each other by who can draw the most offensive and shocking porn for attention rather than actual smut which is what Shad was known to do in the 2010s which made him so big, there aren’t any actual non attention whore nsfw artists that are big now because of this"}
+{"text":"This still up? The fuck is wrong with obsessed fags?"}
+{"text":"yeah it's a nightmare, but i don't think he ruined it per se"}
+{"text":"Never liked him"}
+{"text":"Did you even look? YOu can just google \"shadman lora\" and see results everywhere."}
+{"text":"Diaper girls in the office. Whether they work in management, secretaries, HR, whatever it doesn't matter. Read tha rulez Prev"}
+{"text":"RIP In Peace Diaper thread"}
+{"text":"newnewnew"}
+{"text":"poopy diaper"}
+{"text":"Game?"}
+{"text":"Star Periphery"}
+{"text":"I think it's My Employee's Family, I've seen other posts about it recently and the characters look like they have the same hair."}
+{"text":"star periphery"}
+{"text":"Is the Earth chapter the best one in 4 Elements Trainer? Toph is best girl, counter-domming the muscle bitch in the maze, finally do something with Ty Lee, June's inverted nipples, Joo Dee's fun bags, the fountain... it's got everything."}
+{"text":"korra has always been my favorite but yes the earth chapter is the most well done one"}
+{"text":"Any recommends for what to play after 4 Elements?"}
+{"text":"most other stgs aren't really on that level of completion while also being more personal since most stgs in general are more detached with you collecting girls like pokemon, you could try the akabur ones or summertime saga if you haven't already played those"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
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+{"text":"I'm 25. I know a woman who likes me very much. older than me and experienced objectively gorgeous intelligent and smart after every meeting I dream of her for days full of joy and power that I honestly admire we fullfill each other - I am very cautious and she is more carefree, spontaneous, borderline manic pixie dream girl at times has her own home and makes me coffee and food when I pass by stable income, don't seeking money attracted to me, we can talk for hours and hours she has a son but he is cool and I love kids However, the baby daddy is a sore thumb in this, immature pos. Did 180* after birth and now poisons her life on daily basis. She does all the work and he takes kid for one day a week. Saw this first hand a few times, it's not a manipulation/made up story. Dudes complaining about everything, calls with smallest problem, basically a deadbeat douche but not bad enough to take the kid away from him 100%. She moved on and he stays in his world of endless problems and new punk loser gf. Got me questioning what she saw in him ngl. He will be there basically forever and God knows what his ideas will be. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, pump another one and leave her."}
+{"text":"I was in relationship like this for 2 years. Single mom with abandonment issues, ex-husband seeming like a sack of shit and her being a victim. After around 1.5 year mark, eventually she turned so toxic and manipulative that I started understanding why the baby daddy left her and what he might have been through. On 2 year mark she started threatening me with calling the police when I just raised my voice in my own house which she was living in for free for 3 months then, because I wanted to give her a grace period to accomodate herself and the kid. Obviously the baby daddy is a deadbeat who does not care about his kid as much as he should, but I fully understand now why he just did not want any of her bs in his life. There is a high probability when you start living with her and the kid that you will really understand why the previous guy left without looking back."}
+{"text":"Tattoos Stop Please allow me to educate you sir Tattoos used to be a symbol of lowered class and crime culture; such as yakuza, firefighters and sailors. In my youth I was part of a gang and did some violent shit, I often mugged tour groups in the west. After my time I got the words “Devil” tattooed on my knuckles to show that I had performed bad deeds in my life. I recently had a dream that I was in the army and helping to build wells and provide first aid, so I had the words “Angle” on my other knuckles to show I was also capable of doing good things if I tried. But today people only get stupid shit like their favourite show or their body counts, good luck getting a partner when the girl sees your faded adventure time princess bubblegum full body back work or the guy sees a great big 13 and counting crosses tally mark."}
+{"text":"woman intelligent You're a retard that thinks a grain of dust is a giant."}
+{"text":"Your mom is not gonna fuck you dude"}
+{"text":"Ever since the covid hoax I stopped interacting with the goyim cattle. I just look through them and pretend they don't exist. I don't even greet them or acknowledge their presence. I'm not staring either, I'm just looking straight through them as if they weren't there. My life has significantly improved. I am at peace"}
+{"text":"Uhhh how can you tell who to look thru?"}
+{"text":"My life has significantly improved. I am at peace Why do I get the feeling that if I look this up in the archive, it's gonna show that you've been posting this 3 times a week for 4 years now"}
+{"text":"I've only been seeing for a few weeks, told her that I'm still upset about my grandfather's death and she responded telling me that he's been reincarnated as a water buffalo and saying some shit about using healing crystals. I'm not wanting to continue seeing this woman but it's honestly put me off the whole idea of therapy. I don't want to be put on another long waiting list just to see someone who has no idea what they're talking about."}
+{"text":"They ARE all retarded, it's the basis of their \"job\". All shrinks deserve brain cancer to him/her and his/her entire family, and you all deserve it too for enabling them and validating their existence, fuck you. Retards."}
+{"text":"Not everyone gets raped by their therapist like you apparently did"}
+{"text":"Get cancer retard."}
+{"text":"No licensed therapist would sanely believe this shit My exgf was a therapist and while she herself was not THIS crazy, her coworker was BPD, her boss/professor was a married marriage counselor who had affairs with his staff and his patients, knew how to manipulate like a silvertongued devil (why else learn therapytalk desu), and didn't grade his students, just had her go over their work and give them all passing grades. Because grades and standards don't matter anymore, and as the bf I got to have a good laugh with her about what these retards are writing in their college (lots can't even spell) I'm sure OPs therapist is the norm now, with a side of making you think you're LGBT-factory"}
+{"text":"get a male therapist. one of the first things they ask is do you prefer a male or female therapist. Men are more productive in getting to actual life improvement and help and practical advice."}
+{"text":"get it off your chest"}
+{"text":"Maria and I are love and truth of each other in real life. This place is just a medium of communication until we're together again. This place does not define me or her. I don't allow this place to manipulate perceivement of her or of me. I see my Maria as I know her, as we were together when she looked at me with her eyes and I can hear her voice again I love you more I'm so excited to spend time with you You're perfect I love you"}
+{"text":"i'm craving dumplings realllly bad :("}
+{"text":"Hope the next few weeks go good."}
+{"text":"My son had an accident and broke his arm."}
+{"text":"ASKS FOR MY PHONE NUMBER SENT ME HEARTS WOULD SET UP HANG OUTS WITH ME FUCKING INVITED ME WHEN HER PARENTS WERE AWAY YET I STILL DIDN'T THINK SHE WANTED ME."}
+{"text":"hey man, this is just one perspective from one woman. you're not a lost hope. not every woman likes to go out and do things every second of free time we have. especially during the winter lol (it's winter for me right now). i'm glad to hear there are some things you enjoy doing :} \"Oh I just relax over the weekend playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and eating takeout pizza because my 9 to 5 schedule as an office drone kicks my ass so hard that I end up sleeping until midday Saturday and then Sunday rolls around and I have to go to bed early so I don't miss work early in the morning\" sounds a lot like my boyf. sometimes it's hard to get him to go out with me, but like someone else's reply to you, relationships involve compromise. some weekends we never leave the house. other times we find something new to go do. it's all about balance. i've seen some similar responses where you claim they misunderstood you, but i still think this is an important point to make, especially since you now have a woman's perspective who is in a successful relationship. problem is that most women want guys that are even better and more experienced than they are. Most girls aren't going to look twice at a guy who has lived a more boring life than they have unless the guy is lucky enough to have been born with his genetic stats maxed out maybe i'm not most women, and i understand what you're saying and where you're coming from, but i have to mildly disagree here. maybe i'm just one of those people who likes to take the reigns of the relationship and i do enjoy getting what i want most of the time, but i actually liked that my boyfriend lacked experience that i've had for years. this meant i could show him how to do certain things and introduce him to new hobbies. getting with someone who has already done everything i've done, or if we like the exact same things...there's nothing to build on there. 1/2"}
+{"text":"2/2 - when i met my boyfriend, he drove a lemon that some crackhead stole the catalytic converter off of, lived with his mom, worked at Starbucks, was sort of a gooner and played video games all day. i still fell in love with him. it was only after a few years of being together that he now has a really good job that he worked really hard to get, wants to start a family and is committed to providing for us. i didn't stay with him because i was hoping he'd change. some of these things, like playing games all day, he still does haha. and i really don't mind if that never changes about him, as long as he doesn't neglect our future family for it. when women meet you, they don't want you to be perfect. we're looking for somebody we'd be willing to spend the rest of our lives with. that typically isn't a model or some robot dude who wants to go out every weekend or works the perfect job or..whatever. and i'm not perfect either. we're not with each other because we're \"perfect\" for each other. we're with each other because we choose to be, and can tolerate each other for the rest of our lives. also the looksmaxxing department lol - when i met him, i definitely was attracted to him but never thought much about his appearance. nowadays i truly think he's the most handsome man who has ever walked the Earth, and he's not even fit or anything. i just love him."}
+{"text":"haha i enjoyed reading this. though of course you know i have to disagree. this whole crafting thing has always been a hobby for me, just not in terms of felt until recently. he watched me do it one day during parallel play and was interested. now he's trying to make a stuffed banana slug lol. i didn't mean to get him into it. sometimes you like things you don't expect to like. i didn't expect to like a dude who lived with his mom and worked at Starbucks when i met him, but what the hell. Both them know on some level that the other is just playing a role to get what they want out of this. But as long as no one makes too much of a stink about it, they'll both pretend not to notice. damn dude this is just depressing. i mean there's compromising, and then there's whatever the hell this is. truly hope this type of relationship doesn't fall on anybody's lap here. That's what relationships are. Compromise. Day in, day out. No one really gets what they want, but they get some watered down flavor of it. i wouldn't say that's entirely what a relationship is, but definitely does involve this compromising aspect. we both get what we want a lot of the time, probably me more than him because he's truly happy pleasing his woman. but i don't think either of us would be happy if we both never got what we wanted, and didn't give each other what we know the other wants. it makes both of us happy to please and deliver to the other person. speaking of watered down flavor of it, i guess that part is true. we always fight to give each other the last sip of whatever soda we shared, and it's pretty watered down at that point. by \"fight\" i mean trade the cup between us by the half-sip until it runs dry."}
+{"text":"khhv has an ex Is this a bot?"}
+{"text":"Dont have to ask her on a date but see if she wants to study for these exams"}
+{"text":"be the gay son mother dies last Easter sister is nearly 50 and’s raised my youngest brother and ain’t got ovaries no mo younger brothers ain’t got no car ain’t got nowhere nice to live ain’t got no job ain’t got no bitches I’m the only one in a position to have kids and not be trapped in massive poverty the instant the kid pops out. I feel like everybody who doesn’t know I’m gay in my family is kinda looking at me trying to figure out why I don’t hang around with women, the ones that do know are dropping hints they want nieces and nephews. The worst part is I wish I could but I can’t stand spending more time than necessary around women. I really don’t have what it takes to overlook them being devoid of and against hobbies or the dumb shit they think is cute but is really fucking annoying. I hate being me, help"}
+{"text":"younger brothers ain’t got no car ain’t got nowhere nice to live ain’t got no job ain’t got no bitches You have money. Lend him a car and find him a job. Its wealth. Can't you transfer it."}
+{"text":"Sone or a gay mother and a gay grandfather. Dude having kids ain't off the table because you are gay, sometimes procreation is more important than what you want. If this is a subject that bothers you than you should consider having kids. Good luck man, you won't regret it. Also I had a few older gay men who acted almost like uncles to me, great male role models so don't worry about being a bad dad."}
+{"text":"Just don't worry about having kids. Noone wants to have a gay dad. I'm sorry but you will fuck up your kids life."}
+{"text":"I can't quit porn. I've tried for a decade now. Every day I goon. I don't know what to do. I am at a loss."}
+{"text":"One thing I never see they mention is sleep. You cannot quit addictions without a solid sleep, because it hinders your self-control. Most addictions wreck sleep and even when the addict gets the upper hand, they still have bad sleep habits. If nothing else is working make sure this isn't the problem."}
+{"text":"gooning and fapping to porn are two different things do you fap normally to porn or do you goon? if you're gooning you gotta cut that shit out asap, that thing fries brains as for the porn, well, a lot of people live with that, like social alcoholics or casual marihuana consumers, it's not the best but it's livable."}
+{"text":"only legitimate answer desu"}
+{"text":"thank you, honestly."}
+{"text":"it's fucking hard man. i joined a support group more than a year ago and it's still a struggle. gonna start keeping in touch with an accountability partner daily. after a decade, your brain circuits are toast dude. it'll be basically impossible to stop without rewriting your dopamine paths. my advice to you is to go out into the middle of nowhere for a month. bring food water and a couple books, nothing else. it's going to fucking suck accept that first. take no pleasure in anything except exercise, the sunset, sleeping, and whatever books you brought. hopefully this will reset your mind"}
+{"text":"I talked w/ my bf about how we've fallen out of our relationship because of our phones and being online. I ended up going to a local bar/arcade last weekend with my brother and bf since we had nothing else going on. I ended up reconnecting with some old work friends and had a great night. we ended up smoking weed and going back inside and having more fun. I overanalyze when stoned and by the end when my bf wanted to leave i went to dab up my friend and my brother poked fun at me for it. I was stoned but i took it way too seriously and panicked that i was doing this friend thing wrong. am i doing this relationship thing wrong too? I have a lot of goyslop hobbies but you only live once so who fucking cares. he has his slop interests too- i never judge. He always seems to dog me for what I enjoy but i never dog his interests. ive been thinking of the type of friends i want in my life, like those who dont dog me for my interests even if they dont like it, and I wonder if Im wrong in thinking hes gotta do the same too. I was talking about a situation im in with an old friend group that does that, and when we got home he pulled up a reel that was making fun of the jews. oh my god its always the jews i know lord. theres nothing wrong with a jew joke but when im talking candidly about something thats been biting me, hes kinda my only outlet. and when that happened i was so offended and confused especially because i was high. I needed someone to talk back and give me good advice like I give him when he struggles but instead i got a jewslop meme shoved in my face mid convo. shit hurt anyway am i fucked? we have a cat- it stays at his house and i love him to death,maybe thats the only thing thats holding me back from taking a break. I talked to him about bettering our health and lives and going out and he told me to trust him and he will take the lead on things but i never see him taking the lead on those specific ideals I want in a partner. am i wrong in thinking that?"}
+{"text":"I'm so happy the noticing has gone turbo mainstream."}
+{"text":"You just have to leave him and take the cat. Israel sabotaged your relationship, it's time to leave him for a Jewish woman has stolen his heart."}
+{"text":"He sounds dumb. Like too dumb to be trusted as a partner."}
+{"text":"Israel also wont let me take the cat cause i still live with my parents and they dont want any pets in the house. so leaving would be leaving the cat too sadge yeah i get its a cat but stiill sucks to think about. esp when i come over and he has a goofy personality. but i see how the cat acts around him compared to me when i visit and i wonder if its cause his time is spent staring at his computer playing video games with his friends and not spending time with the cat at this point if femhitler existed lowkey think he wouldnt think twice leaving me for femhitler cause i confront him with these questions and he usually gets upset. we are both massively retarded but im more of a pushover and he hates when i analyze and ask questions about our relationship"}
+{"text":"my bf Faggot."}
+{"text":"Has your sister been treated better than you as a dude? I mean your parents letting her get away with stuff or blaming you or expecting more from you etc. My hunch is that is happens far more often than the opposite"}
+{"text":"if I had to choose which one I'd toss to the wolves, it would be you, because I know you'd make it. He wouldn't. Except she was never faced with that choice IRL, wasn't she? It's just a very loose metaphor when you think about, isn't it? It was nowhere near anything like that?"}
+{"text":"The youngest child often surpass all their older siblings. It happens in even patriarchal communities. The daughter gets spoiled and the lapdog son-in-law is treated better than even the heir. It depends on family to family but the overall trend remains."}
+{"text":"Nta but the metaphor makes perfect sense to me. It's less about being faced with the choice, metaphors are never meant to be interpreted directly. The emotional reasoning behind them is what they signal. So \"If I had to throw one of you to the wolves I would, because you'd survive, he'd not\" translates as: (I believe you are more capable to look after yourself, you are more matured/skilled/stronger than your sibling. Your sibling is less mature, less skilled, and weaker. And as mother I have to nurture the weak, not the strong\""}
+{"text":"Which makes sense too btw. That's exactly how functional mothers are supposed to behave. Top priority is support for the weak, it's just in them as a rule. Strong individuals still require support or guidance however. Usually this is where female support ends and mother's care ends, because she can't go any further. Father steps in, and it's usually the father figure who supports the strong and guides them on how to aim or use that strength."}
+{"text":"The youngest child often surpass all their older siblings. Yeah that's my life story, I surpassed the eldest and the middle. Unfortunately my family was brutal so I don't feel good about surpassing them, I feel more of a survivor's guilt for it. I wish they could have broke out the cycle and I tried to tell them and point things out and alert them to self sabotage or mental landmines but they don't take heed. They're not stupid either, eldest is smarter than me. Middle is more wild than me. I just don't get it."}
+{"text":"I need ideas /adv/. I need to ask a girl out on a low pressure hang out. I don't know a good place, as it will likely be after 8ish when I'm free most days. I also don't have good words, I end up sounding like it's a hypothetical, too indirect or if I fix that in my head I sound like I have no social grace and am being too direct. What has worked for or on you in the past? What can you do after 8 that says \"this is just no pressure, just have fun\" Should I try and schedule on a day I can get out earlier?"}
+{"text":"If this thread is alive early afternoon tomorrow I'll let you all know how it went. I have good report with her so no matter what she will be nice. Anyways she said in the past she was open to going and doing something. Thanks for the help I need to gas myself up and do it. Now this has become an accountability thread kek."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I need to ask a girl out on a low pressure hang out. just do it? Girls aren't something you need to place on a pedestal- in fact they hate that simp shit. hey I like you, can I ask you out to do X,Y,Z Yeah? Okay, lets exchange contact info. then go from there. Don't be a tryhard weirdo. What can you do after 8 that says \"this is just no pressure, just have fun\" this seems quite late- some women would feel concerned about staying out. But if you must, it depends on both your age and position in life I suppose. What has worked for or on you in the past? when I did a night date, we went to a local beach pier- where there was a local, 24/7 coffee and donut shop near it. I bought two fresh donuts for each of us to enjoy and she really liked it as we ate it while having an evening stroll on the beach pier. It was a donut date for that cutie. Then I rearranged her guts at my place after that."}
+{"text":"All good advice. It's less a pedestal than I always worry about blowing up my spots or friend groups if it's not taken well ... Last thing I need I getting a reputation for normal human behavior. Also pier date is going on the list."}
+{"text":"Time to send it."}
+{"text":"What do? I really want to break up but I can't bring myself to do so since I'm an incel and probably won't ever find one again. We're currently long distance and I just cant bring myself to send the break up text. Problem is I also have a side chick who will probably leave if I don't break up fast. What do? I thought of just ghosting my gf so I don't have to send anything. Maybe that's easier. We've been together for 1.5 years. I'm at a loss here."}
+{"text":"Having a gf has nothing to do with being an incel"}
+{"text":"I have never approached a girl. Both of them pursued me. And I just basically stumbled into it."}
+{"text":"I'm an incel With a girlfriend But I'll never find anyone else But I have a side chick waiting You can't keep your fucking story straight for more than ten seconds at a time, can you?"}
+{"text":"The most attractive trait to women is already being in a relationship, so if you can get a gf it becomes much easier to get another one."}
+{"text":"I'm in almost the exact same situation except I don't have a side chick and I don't really care about never having another relationship again, because quite honestly, this is a huge waste of time and demands all of my energy. I'm just constantly miserable and tired and I'd rather be lonely instead. I also kind of think she's an annoying normalfag. Can't break up with her though because I still don't want to break a girl's heart."}
+{"text":"Here we share tips and experiences with cheating on our partners QOTD: dating apps, save or not? Which ones do you use?"}
+{"text":"nice fiction, you will never be a woman though"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW/male hands at anything I say on here I am used to it"}
+{"text":"from the female pov Nobody cares. Women can literally bend over on the side of the road and somebody would come up and fuck them. A lot more strategy and logistics go into it for men."}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of bnwo and really want to bottom for bbc but my gf would be absolutely grossed out if she ever knew the slightest detail what's the best way to find a nice gentleman who is drug and disease free and will be friends afterwards but will still thuggrape me like I'm in prison once a week"}
+{"text":"I think gen Z is demonizing cheating like it's the biggest sin ever to do like there is no redemption etc. however I think you are still a pos and it just tells about you. No I won't be patting you on the back"}
+{"text":"My whole life I've struggled with organization. I couldn't sit still, I couldn't concentrate for more than 20 minutes in class, I got bad grades, and studying didn't usually change things—it cost me a degree. I can't get organized, and even when I do, I rarely stick to it. I've started more than 10 different subjects and given them up. Loud noises bother and distract me. Only when I discovered modern study techniques did I get good grades and receive positive feedback, which made me more interested in everything, but I'm still disorganized despite getting ten study days before."}
+{"text":"There is a test for ADHD, but you need to go to a special doctor. Costs like 150 bucks"}
+{"text":"I have the same issue and unfortunately, nothing has worked for me. Thousands of dollars down the drain in supplements and drugs and diets, etc. Not even adderall works for me The closest relief I can get is tons of espresso with iodine drops and uridine monophosphate and ginkgo biloba mixed in but it only bumps up my concentration by 30 minutes at most and costs a non-significant amount of money to get quality ingredients. Unfortunately the modern world was designed to cull people like us."}
+{"text":"meant to say significant amount of money* itsover for adhdcels"}
+{"text":"31 y/o American male here looking for advice from those who have made it out of wage slavery. I spent most of my teens and twenties as a drug addicted gamer and in the past 5 years have managed to crawl out of that hell. After crashing and burning many times, I've finally secured a job paying 115,000 a year, and managed to move back in to my families basement and can keep expenses minimal (1000-1500). What is the best strategy to retire quickly? I'm perfectly content with never buying a home/getting a camper van and vagabonding around North America, or living in latina america/South East asia. I just can't imagine working like this into my 40s. I'm fine to put my head down for the next few years and live a basic life if it means freedom in the future. Welcoming tips from anyone who has made it or is close? How can I leverage my roughly $5000 a month to gtfo?"}
+{"text":"With how things currently are, considering the US economy is teetering on the edge of another depression, I wouldn’t plan for early retirement being a possibility, especially on that salary. Living out of an RV/camper is the most realistic route, but you’ll still need money set aside for when it inevitably breaks down, not to mention contingency for if you get robbed or sick. Are you going to pay for health insurance? Are you planning to stay alone, even have pets? You’re going to need at least a million in liquid cash to safely live out your days."}
+{"text":"Get a remote/online job, get a credit card, max it out, get your passport, move to Mexico. Merida in Yucatan is my suggestion, rent is cheap, food is good, women are beautiful. Credit scores don't exist out there so it's much easier to make something with what you've got out there."}
+{"text":"finish my boring work from home job at 5 pm go for 40 minute walk in the cold evening while listening to a podcast and stopping to buy Coke Zero drive to burger king to eat 2000 calories of food drive home drinking coffee absolutely no energy to do a single thing every single achievement or accomplishment is a gigantic amount of work away plan to read a book later but it's pointless plan to learn a technical subject through a tutorial but I know it's a displacement from real work plan to go to gym later in evening for a boring light weight day considering switching jobs but I'd have to move to a more expensive area and commute to work and save less money and have worse living conditions My motivation is so low. I am rudderless and have zero network or any external motivation. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"2000 calories in one meal Try eating less?"}
+{"text":"Yeah I feel that. I want to DO something not just find something to kill time until I work next. But even engaging in my hobbies most of the time just feels like I'm desperately trying to escape being bored, not like I'm working toward some kind of goal. I have no motivation to create because I don't want anything. I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again lol."}
+{"text":"stopping to buy Coke Zero drive to burger king to eat 2000 calories of food drinking coffee absolutely no energy to do a single thing gee i wonder why you have no fucking energy to do anything. have you ever considered eating real food instead of sugary processed dogshit goyslop? you might just start having more energy to do stuff. retard"}
+{"text":"You might have seasonal depression. Maybe when the weather gets better, you will be able to meet some friends while walking."}
+{"text":"have a career have a job comfy and remote, ends at fucking 5pm independent live alone cries and bitches about wants to ruin everything You dont know pain. Throw it all away and ruin everything, you deserve it."}
+{"text":"im 32 i just fled the USA for having 50k in debt, got 2 opportunities, paris culinary school all paid, i can start from zero, school + stipend, where i learn for 9 months and then work for 9 months. dont know the pay, but i got accepted quickly, but start work in saudi arabia after my 9 months in paris. or Aviation mechanic, its in australia, brisbane, not accepted yet, but high pay, 4 year degree + guranteed job with free travel, didnt hear from them yet. all paid for + stipend, i thought about getting my pilots license on the side using the stipend money from both things, but i cant acceptt both, only one. my dream was always to be a muisican/artist, like gorillaz, make music and comics, i stll do that but im 32 i have to giv e up on that dream."}
+{"text":"32 is not too old to start over, but it is the age you need to be damn sure what you decide where you staying at atm? paris culinary business is notoriously brutal also, wait, they pay you to study that stuff in Australia?"}
+{"text":"its a saudi scholarship program, i have dual citizenship, the australian one is not sure yet, its at a school called aviation australia, im currently living with my parents, they dont know about my situation, they think im only visiting. paris starts soon, march 2026."}
+{"text":"So, pretty sure I got doxxed a year and a half ago, I got no concrete evidence, just mental clues in my mind. Everything is stable in my life right now. Is there a reliable way to check anything of myself or my family members on the dark web or is it a lost cause if I'm not even sure what I'm looking for?"}
+{"text":"You can search for some info on the dark web, but you'd have to be more specific about what got doxxed. If it's just like name and address, that shit is all on the clearweb"}
+{"text":"By clearweb do you mean google and social medias? Nothing comes up and I didn't get anything sent to me. I won't go into details, but I had the most minimal social interaction when this happened unfortunately. Right now I get attention and choosing signals from women, but in my previous neighbourhood I was a shut-in and was 100% a target of something. I was an adult already as well. My mind was 100% playing tricks on me too, but one way or another I drawed attention to myself. The point is that, since then I haven't seen anything comprising of me come up. But I do live with this defeating feeling. I did tell all of this to a good therapist for those 18 months straight, but there's only so much he could help me."}
+{"text":"My girlfriend said I am really bad at being a dominant man but I can't help it. I want to be sweet and loving and supportive to her but she just reads this as being a bitch. How do I adjust my mindset to stop being so corny?"}
+{"text":"I dont give women a pass on this idk shit. And why should OP's girlfriend give OP a pass on it, if he is making her take 100% of the decisions and do 100% of the thinking? (Or are you OP?)"}
+{"text":"She shouldn't. Hence my whole point. It's give and take. You should be able to give opinions and suggestions just as well as the opposite party. The only reason why I'm using women as an example is because they're the main ones who sit around all day, not doing shit, and then it's all idk's when 6pm rolls around. If OP is operating like this then he needs to get his shit together but if he's not and his woman is being a infantile moron with choices and decisions then she needs to pull her head outta her ass and actually say what she wants like an adult. Personally I've been with too many women who think giving input is like asking her to plan the entire trip, pay for it, and figure out what we're doing. No, im just asking what fucking hotel you want to stay in. Not hard."}
+{"text":"Maybe say that to her. Tell her you aren't interested in being an asshole and that's not what you have in mind for your relationship, so if that's what she wants she'll never get it from you. I think male willingness to self-objectify and feed into the toxic expectations of their gfs out of a fear of losing them is a big part of the problem."}
+{"text":"Yeah good idea, she likes to push this idea that I'm mean because I like it and I tell her no, I'm mean because you don't listen or consider anything and it frustrates me. Like she'll do inconsiderate/stupid things and then wonders why I'm ready to put a foot up her ass (I wont) it's tiresome cause it saps my energy making the problem worse cause now she's upset I dont wanna do anything with her."}
+{"text":"Just do what you did when you were single. Women want to be an accessory to your life not the center or driver. Women, just like dogs, get very stressed if their male doesn't make his own decisions or fails do anything. It's just instinctual, and not something they mentally choose to do. Men get into a relationship and they dump their responsibilities and independence on their woman like she's their mom, they hate that. This includes the little responsibilities too, like choosing where to eat or doing your laundry. Basically, women want to do literally nothing for you except get fucked, pampered, and worshipped by you."}
+{"text":"I've been wanting a relationship for a while now, but all the ones where we connect well, there's always a reason why we can't be together or some resistance from the guy's end. Do men deep down not actually want women who are genuinely into them? I don't want to sound whiney or anything, and that seems to be the fundamental factor. It doesn't matter if they don't know what I look like either so I know looks don't really play into it much even if they are physically attracted to me"}
+{"text":"it's expensive and says that the girl's mental health (or lack thereof) is going to be a persistent problem over the course of the relationship"}
+{"text":"I’m a bit older, and I am going to give to two pieces of wisdom. I read the entire chat, some people saying you are attractive or not, some saying easy, or coming in too aggressive, not femenine. Some points were made, it was a nice chat. Here is what’s going to happen. 1) whatever you are looking for, whatever you have expressed here to us, and the things you haven’t said, will come straight right at you, as soon as you quit searching for it. So many times I’ve been wanting something, very hard. By doing that I was pushing it away. The mechanics of it are under scientific study and investigation, but what all cases have in common are that our RAS (Reticular Activating System) in the brain tells your subconscious that you currently lack what you are looking for. And your subconscious runs the machine, no intelligence, it gets the “lacking” message and it will make everything in it’s power to comply to the message being received. In recent studies they simply asked two groups of people whether they considered themselves to be lucky or unlucky. Then hid a bunch of 100 dollar bills in plain sight on a street they had these people walk by. The people answering that they thought of themselves to be unlucky walked right passed the money. The people that considered themselves to be lucky found bill after bill. Experiences like this are gold to the subconscious, as they feed and reassure the mental image they have of themselves. I’m an analytical person who loves data, this is why I’m telling you little details, but we could go on much much deeper. 1/3"}
+{"text":"For the purpose of your solving your problem, just know that The Best Things In Live Come When You Least Expect Them. You know exactly what you want. Now stop searching. Let it come to you. No deadline, no rush. Don’t wait for it to happen, and when you’re so into other things and begin to feel fulfilled through other means, this what you desired so much before will make itself available to you. There are no shortcuts, but if you want to help the process, which is completely optional, don’t ask for that person you want, that is, don’t project lack. Instead be grateful for the awesome boyfriend you already have, thankful for how much he’s into you, thankful for your amazing relationship. Careful, this is a double edged sword, as I tell you the secret to make it happen, will you truly manifest it? Will it work? Don’t doubt yourself or the means by which you will obtain what you want. Simply feel gratitude with honesty. Feel that you already have what you want, feel it only, don’t think it. This is a feelings game, not a reasoning match against yourself, feel that your desired person is already here with you. 2/3"}
+{"text":"2) I can tell you my life story to illustrate how I came to realize and understand this, but I’ll give you the straight answers, no fluff. When it comes to relationships, be intimate or not, there’s a subtle or not so subtle power struggle, as someone else pointed. Here is the truth about intimacy: you will drive your partner crazy if your give them your all without fear, all of your laughs, all of your vulnerability, all of your honesty, as long as you also communicate through your personality that you don’t need him. Examples, you are having the best time but you have to go, you leave to your duties with without hesitation. He’s not answering you, you don’t get emotional and mad, don’t be faced. Do this from the beginning and you will not only make clear that you are whole without him (through which he will feel the most magnetic towards you) but you will also effectively manage your inner world and emotions with balance. Live your life together, but don’t be dependent on him, and he will be more and more dependent on you. The best relationships are full of genuine love rooted in a choice of being together, not a need. No two people’s need will ever be the exact same, but you can both equally choose to be with one another. Not because you need him or he needs you. But quite the opposite. The real freedom of choice relies on deciding to be with someone, only because you genuinely want to, not because you need someone. And choosing someone that you want with freedom is much more powerful than choosing someone who you need of. 3/3"}
+{"text":"i really like what you said here. when you want something desperately, sometimes you look at it from a place of lack, so you are telling the Universe that you lack that. what you want, wants you first. you want it because you already have it in the future."}
+{"text":"so i broke up with her because she didn't believe me over some stupid stuff, now she isn't posting nothing on any of her social media so i guess she's sad, should i pull up to her house? i'm now programming a letter which contains well a fucking letter and some drawings i made of her, also a drawing her little niece made about us two."}
+{"text":"Man I use to do the same thing with my ex. Do you want to know the truth? She isn't cutting her friends or family out of her life. She is also letting those people speak into her life constantly. So at the end of the day you can say fuck her friends but the minute you get off the phone with her she is already asking her friends what to do. It is just the way with some women."}
+{"text":"so what should i do anon? i want to pull up to her house and have a serious conversation about this"}
+{"text":"i want to pull up to her house and have a serious conversation about this Then do it. If you don't want advice but reassurance to go do something reckless. Then just do it. But I did ask for advice. I said what should I do. We've been telling you that, but you are just stuck on this one idea. No one here can unseat that except you. So stop worrying about what anons think and just go drive."}
+{"text":"Don't. You forget about the bad shit when she is gone. Also women are vindictive and if she does get back with you it will probably be for revenge."}
+{"text":"should i pull up to her house? dude....no. i'm not implying at all that you're abusive but that kind of behavior reminds me of my ex boyfriend. i'm aware that's just from one sentence but please don't do that OP. women find that aggressive if you don't contact us over text first or whatever. i know back in the old days before phones were a thing this *might* be appropriate, but i'd even prefer a letter that would take weeks to get to me over this shit. she thought i had done some kind of love spell or witchcraft on her to make her like me, just because I once told her I had a photo of her in my wallet, and another time I pinned it on a corkboard and lit some incense... hahaha. quoting this because in some ways this is a form of witchcraft if you did this before officially getting with her, i'd say you were subconsciously manifesting the relationship. not a bad thing btw if that's actually how it went down lol. the way you talk about this sounds like you did all that before getting with her, where did you get the photo of her from? maybe you took it yourself while y'all were together? just wondering."}
+{"text":"Why are so many people addicted to porn? Ever since the modern development of gooner culture I've noticed it's hard for me to go a day without jerking off. With alcohol it was easy to cut because it costs money. With porn not only is it free but it's fucking everywhere. I'd go as far as to say it's not unlike me to jerk off 4x on a solid day off from work if I don't have any plans. It's clearly detrimental to my time but how come I can't kick the habit? I genuinely get so horny I can't focus and it's causing me to get rashes."}
+{"text":"No the intimacy is important and needed for the relationship unless you're low libido or otherwise agreed to it not mattering. It's what makes it different from having a platonic relationship. Sex is not only important for the relationship but in general. If you can't have sex in the relationship then the relationship is redundant. And the intimacy not being reliable as intended or promised is only part of what makes the relationships not worth the expected effort. You sound like the boomers who had to go to prostitutes because their wives made themselves ugly or wouldn't fuck them. Trying to lie like this and downplay sex doesn't change how important it actually is. You might as well have said the reward for having a job is working for your boss. The pay is just a small barely significant part of it little buddy."}
+{"text":"Contact with women is biologically impossible if you dont have it before uni ends so porn is the only way to fullfill the most basic need your body has until you can afford to quit your job and come back to uni for 2nd try which likely wont be until you're in your 40s/50s"}
+{"text":"why are so many people addicted to porn? People now have instant access to EVERY conceivable kind of porn they could ever dream of looking at, and some theyve never even dreamed of. Pictures, videos, animations, comics, fucking vr experiences and LIVE performances. Not only that, you can experience it on a pocket sized device you can take anywhere. Go to the bathroom, in the bedroom, anywhere. You dont even need a laptop anymore. Just an internet connection. All of this available in an instant without ever having to communicate with a single other soul. Its amazing we manage to do anything at all with that intense of exposure. We where never meant to experience this. Our poor little chimp brains get fried by this stuff. Of course its addictive, you can experience one of the best feelings on command using only your hand. Why wouldnt you? Its not going to get better either. Take care of yourself."}
+{"text":"Fallacy. Just because things take effort it doesn't mean they are valuable. Friends offer you a context in which you can be what you usually are not able to be, they segment your life, so if you feel like shit at work or home you can recover with them as a space. Hobbies tell you both about your ability and your relation with the things you interact with. It's not about them being costly, it's about being important. Money is toilet paper. People crave it because it's the fuel to their hedonism. It's not that things being expensive is the reason they go for them, they're after the reaction of other people about them."}
+{"text":"like others who had really good points, i think it's just easily accessible and doesn't use much effort to get to. vs having sex, which does use a lot of energy, especially if you're the dom. this cycle creates a dopamine loop that is very easy to get addicted to. also let's face it - jacking off to porn is nothing like having sex, and in some ways, both are more pleasurable than the other. of course porn will never replace sex, but you can choose exactly what you want to watch and do when browsing adult sites. verses having sex with a partner is pretty much the same every time, unless you go out of your way to change things. there are also some fantasies that i want to watch but wouldn't personally live out myself. i'm mostly out of the grasps of porn, i watch probably once every four-five months or so, just for the hell of it i guess. i will tell you this - quitting porn was extremely easy for me as i found other and more productive things to do. and after a few months of not watching porn, i stopped objectifying people including myself. and looking back on my old porn habits and what i would watch, it's like...dude. what the fuck was i doing. you only get one life. don't waste it gooning for god's sake."}
+{"text":"walk by a woman to get to a vending machine she looks into your eyes with a look of sheer horror How are you supposed to respond to this?"}
+{"text":"How are you supposed to respond to this? Put on a gay voice and then act really offended that she looked at you like that. I've done this a few times kek"}
+{"text":"when women look at you they are into you go for it"}
+{"text":"Don't take it personally and go about your business as usual?"}
+{"text":"that's not what shaming is"}
+{"text":"what can I do? I can hardly do what I enjoy or study because I feel constantly watched. I worry people plot stuff against me. yes I tried meds and psychs and it didn't help. what can I do in the meantime to combat this? I'm considering breaking up with my new bf and quitting college because of that and I know it's a bad idea. please help."}
+{"text":"Are you open to asking someone to be a reality checker for you? It doesn't work for most people but select few with enough insight and a bit of research can benefit from this. If you have someone you really trust. It has to be your idea to though."}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid 20s going back to college after a ~5 year break. Thinking about majoring in electrical engineering instead of CS/Math like I was doing originally but I'm nervous. When I was in high school my electronics and physics classes went poorly. Do you have any advice for what to study/try out to see if I actually have what it takes for an EE degree now?"}
+{"text":"My drunken co-worker at a store went back to school for that and worked in a power plant or some shit for way more money, it's a good idea."}
+{"text":"What do electrical engineers even do?"}
+{"text":"fix/maintain/build industrial electrical equipment like in factories etc"}
+{"text":"Is it possible? Apparently people out there exist who have no friends and are perfectly happy with that. That is not how I am at all at the moment, but I need to figure out how to become a loner. I tried for several years to make friends, trying different things and trying over and over again. Long story short, I conclude that I lost the ability to and it's not going to happen. The loneliness is not something I am coping well with at the moment. So how do I lower my social need?"}
+{"text":"Apparently people out there exist who have no friends and are perfetctly happy with that its a birth trait, I don't know if it can be learned by others Long story short, I conclude that I lost the ability to and it's not going to happen. giving up on something you want is for weak stupid bitches"}
+{"text":"I found that playing video games helps, form attachments to fictional characters and you don't really need those real connections."}
+{"text":"giving up on something you want is for weak stupid bitches It's even more stupid to keep trying on something you have evidence will never work."}
+{"text":"Hi 4chan, I dont frequent this board or website but I really need any help I can get. Today I was walking my golden retriever at a park with my family, everything was fine, until a random black dog (most likely a pit bull or pit bull mix) ran over to us and started attacking my dog. (I mean full on BITING!) My mom did her best to defend our dog, and eventually the white couple who was the owner of the black dog rushed over and apologized. We.. were quite shocked to say the least. The couple scooped the black dog up and left us there. We checked our dog for any injuries, which at the time we didn't see. Fast forward to back home, when my sister found a gash on my dog's arm. We rushed her to the vet and got her antibiotics and ointments. As you can probably guess, my whole family is pretty upset about this whole situation. I don't have the slightest clue on how to find the couple again, since I have such limited information. My plan is to find them somehow and make them at least pay for my dogs medical bills. And if anyone read my rant up to here, do you have any tips or advice on how to identify people online (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, etc) ? I would be grateful for anything, really. :( Thank you again. The information I know: -The dog was black and had white spots (unsure about the white spots, thats according to my sister) and is most likely a pit bull mix - Owners were a white couple , with the woman having long hair and both being taller than 160cm. -The location of the incident If anyone on here has any tips on identifying who these people were, please let me know! I appreciate any help :) I know it feels a bit impossible to identify someone with such little information, but I'm betting on the people on here who know a lot about being internet sleuths."}
+{"text":"Post all of this info on your local Facebook page, that's how most people are found. Poor doggy. Hope the owner gets their genitals ripped off by a Somalian."}
+{"text":"Gee, let's see - a white couple in an unnamed city. I'm sure one of us can come up with their names with all that information"}
+{"text":"I have the city and location where it happened dw"}
+{"text":"LMAOO THANK U XD"}
+{"text":"Your dog is a pussy maybe he should stay home"}
+{"text":"And tomorrow I'm going to walk into the place and talk to someone. My question is, should I bring slightly more embellished resumes into the place? I already submitted one online. It's an upscale restaurant/bar and I am just applying to be a busser. I'm banking on the fact that outside of the periods that aren't NEETing, I put my spells at a local prestigious university for a big-brain degree (Computer/ Data Science). I also have some service industry stints listed on there. I'm a pretty well-dressed and well-spoken guy in person too. I don't really know what to say for my NEET periods outside of saying I did IT projects online, but if that were really the case, I would put it on my resume. I didn't have the boldness to lie like that. Should I?"}
+{"text":"what to say for my NEET periods there are millions of ways to explain, just ask your friendly neighborhood AI for a list daytrading busy helping building my brother's house from the ground up played poker for a year at the nearby casino self trained on reactJS by doing personal projects wrote crypto smart contracts for startups backpacked thru asia tried for several [ur fav video game] e-sports teams sold doner-kebab out of a food truck"}
+{"text":"what to say for my NEET periods Lie and tell them you were a caretaker for a family member with a serious illness. This has worked for me twice. Just don't name the illness (act like it's a very sensitive topic, don't oversell it though) and remember to drop casual references to your family member at work if you get the job. I would pretend that I had to take calls from my aunt, then step outside and vape (lmfao) for two or three minutes, then come back inside looking stressed and worried."}
+{"text":"Don't put sabbatical. What is always do is say \"I had taken time off to study x y or z\" if they ask and say nothing of it on the resume."}
+{"text":"I have some gaps, part of the gaps were filled watching a family member's kids, and taking care of a dying family member. I just embellish the length of those activities to fill the gaps. Half lies."}
+{"text":"Do NOT tell them you where playing fucking video games for fucks sake. That's the most pathetic excuse ever. I tried out to be a competitive video hame player but I couldn't even do that. so.... you just sat around playing games and have nothing to show for it? my kid ratio went up we'll let you know"}
+{"text":"I'm a painter and recently got kicked out of my storage unit for using it as a workspace (to paint in). I called around and every storage company has a policy against \"actively working\" in a storage unit. There are rentable art studios, but they start around $50 per hour, vs. the $49/mo I was paying for the unit. i thought about building a structure out in the woods, but it's a serious crime to destroy public land, and my idea would qualify as that. I asked my neighbors if I could rent their garages, but they are all using them for storage. i really need something 8'x5' with a flat level floor, power outlet, and private. Budget is $300/mo"}
+{"text":"first off good for you for making art. I love you OP. Unless your art is shit. Don't show me your art in case it's shit. second off, ask all of your neighbors if they know anybody. if that fails, make a bunch of facebook/craigslist/etc ads. your best bet is someone's garage."}
+{"text":"thank you for the advice and kind words. I think you're right about a garage being the key here. I'm seeing some condo-style garages, and it's great because I can access them 24/7 without bothering someone in an attached home with garage door opener noise. i didn't realize I could make ads requesting it, so that idea is pure gold and exactly what I was looking for. Lucky to have come across a fellow art lover so quickly!"}
+{"text":"Can't you just rent out a shitty office space? I see some locally for like 400 a month im sure there is cheaper."}
+{"text":"Is it true that the more men that a woman has had sex with, they lose their ability of how they form a strong emotional connection?"}
+{"text":"Why does it slightly increase on 21+?"}
+{"text":"They dont lose it its just a general blanket determination from looking at patterns in ratchet women and ignoring the ones that break the mold. That webm is essentially the same bullshit. Most girls in the sex work industry do not think like that. Theyre more interested in partying and getting fucked up. They dont give a rats ass about their mom or their dad for more than 6 seconds and will happilly go out with the next guy ready to buy them shit."}
+{"text":"Not really this is chud mentality. It makes it harder to form meaningful connections in the short term with romantic partners, but in the long term not really. That said high mileage girls are high mileage for a reason."}
+{"text":"I used to fuck prostitutes once a month before meeting my GF. one a month for almost 10 years that's over 100 prostitutes. the problem is that I never used a burner phone since I didn't think I needed it. sadly now I get spam texts from prostitutes advertising their services. I get these messages every couple of months. I try to be transparent with my GF but I have to keep my phone on mute and I'm always paranoid about this, fortunately I have always managed to delete them fast before she could notice. blocking them does not work because they use new numbers all the time. anyone else in this situation? What should I do? note: prostitution is legal here (europe) and I'd go as far as saying its not even a taboo, its fairly common for guys to visit the local brothel for quick fuck every now and then when they feel horny, I am not worried about my GF thinking less of me for having visited prostitutes, the reason I want to hide it is that I am worried she will misinterpret the text and think I'm cheating on her."}
+{"text":"your phone # is fucked get a new one. you don't even have to lie as to why, you're getting spammed too much and want to start fresh."}
+{"text":"just say to her that you need to get a new phone number because you think you're being targeted by spam and scammers then get a new plan or provider or get your provider to get you a new number."}
+{"text":"this isnt even an issue at all everyone knows how common scams are nowadays, you just say your number must've been leaked - leaks happen all the time say it was tied to playstation account or your gmail or leaked."}
+{"text":"get a different phone number not even a real problem you just don't want to take like literally one hour out of your day"}
+{"text":"give me pros and cons"}
+{"text":"remain single until you're happy with your life and perfect maybe your life can only be complete with another by your side? this just become happy by yourself is the same as saying just give up because if you're perfectly happy single then you will no longer want a companion. but this is an oxymoron because you won't feel completely happy and fulfilled until you find love. this advice is torture. it has harmed millions of lonely men and women."}
+{"text":"Freedom to do what you want whenever you want. With a gf, you won't have as much time to fuck around."}
+{"text":"Pros -You can live very care free -Living with parents is totally fine -If you live fairly frugally you can keep doing that no worries -You can weave in and out of social circles no problem , theres no real accountability -You can fuck hookers Cons -Youll probably think about having kids a lot cuz yeverything you work for and your bloodline will have nowhere to go Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Alcohol can perfectly replicate everything that family, friends and lovers do it doesnt work women dont even know how you feel you need to stop making them into these demigods superior to you with magical powers, they have no clue what is your name or what you're feeling they are just flesh and blood and have no clue how some old man they passed by is feeling about being a 40 yo virgin, they only care about verbal communication and people they speak to and know names of"}
+{"text":"Living with parents is totally fine weird someone must have forgotten to tell mine this"}
+{"text":"I'm sick of pressuring myself to study the hardest bullshit to find myself in the same wage bracket at jobs. I know there are people who manage to do jobs anyone thinks of as getting paid for nothing. I wanna try one of those and I want to meet beautiful girls in the process. What degrees and career paths do beautiful rich girls choose, so that I don't end up suicidal over stress with nothing but autists and pressuring assholes as the only support available?"}
+{"text":"male early 30s can't get it fully hard since July before that could get it up almost on command. was able to go 3 sequential rounds with my ex sometimes thought it was a mastrubation problem I use porn sporadically but like not like full on gooning hired a hot hooker for a B2B and a condom BJ in December, got hard enough for a condom, but far from fully. extensive bloodwork from a few days is almost perfect, only white cells were a bit up. Wierdly enough, I stopped drinking daily during 2025 and lost a bit of weight(was in my ITM range at all times). I still smoke but like a third per day what I used to. Also did a 180° on nutrion/diet. Only thing left is a T test, a part from that I'm lost."}
+{"text":"At some point it just doesn't need to go hard anymore. It's the circle of life. Other things will grow in importance to you."}
+{"text":"I honestly don't have a problem with that fact of life, I had always kind of a expected it, but I didn't imagine that it would be such a disticnt switch. Like I can literally pinpoint the week it started happening."}
+{"text":"I still smoke ding ding bad for blood flow. vasoconstriction + clogs vessels with shite quit and do cardio, and have your women enjoy maximum dick"}
+{"text":"I get it that smoking is extremely bad, but to have such smoking related problems at early 30s? I wasn't even a pack a day guy during my 20s."}
+{"text":"Just get some viagra from your doctor or order bluechew. You are getting closer to death so some things arent flowing full power anymore. Comes with the territory. Accept it and work with it rather than treating it like a switch you can flip. Im also 30 and ran into the same stuff. Taking that stuff put me right back into the horny monkey I was nutting twice and going full jackhammer"}
+{"text":"I literally can't quit my job because I'm scared of going up to my boss and telling him I wanna quit. I cant make eye contact, I cant string sentences together under pressure... It wasn't always like this, so what changed? Did my testosterone drop, am I depressed, went through something traumatic that I didn't take note of...? And most importantly how do I go about reversing this?"}
+{"text":"There's a notice period in the contract. I'll still have to work for at least a week after I quit, possibly more."}
+{"text":"Oh that sucks, you now *have* to go through the more difficult process of looking someone in the eye and telling them something they don't want to hear"}
+{"text":"Probably anxiety, if you took xanax you would literally stop giving a shit and would probably tell your boss that he is a cunt to his face"}
+{"text":"Thats odd, because in this case you have nothing to lose. I nearly had a panic attack building up the courage to ask my boss for a raise because if he said no id have to find a new job because theres no way i could keep working for him knowing im underpaid. The way i got through it was knowing that now that i feel the way i do, the only way i can possibly not feel that way was to tell him. I was mentally stuck in this position that i had to act or be extremely miserable from now on. So decide that you are going to quit and just be sure of it. Your own brain will fuck you up to a degree where you'll just be unable to not tell him you're gonna quit."}
+{"text":"modern jobs drive people crazy the underlying quasi-slavery veiled in fake cordial relationships is a system of control where you can't act according to your own interests. punch your boss in the face on your way out."}
+{"text":"I wish my wife was more interested in sex be me, 27 marry cute blonde girl, super sexy, Christian, whole package year into marriage fuck her maybe once a week am the only one who initiates often get turned down ”I’m too tired sorry” goes on and on about how she feels bad, tries to console me always insist it’s fine, don’t want her agreeing to it if she doesn’t want it just want her to want it when she says yes, get the impression she’s just pitying me, or trying to keep me happy fuck her anyway because so horny, it’s really fun, feel bad afterwards next day get horny again rejected advances make me feel like a pest, want to just stop asking Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're implying that OP's FORCING, as in physically pinning her down and raping her while she's screaming about she doesn't consent to it, dumbass."}
+{"text":"low IQ coping, unable to handle evidence that refutes their false worldview , looks for any low IQ excuse to ignore the evidence showing that they're wrong. lol."}
+{"text":"So, yes."}
+{"text":"Having sec when you don't necessarily want to in a marriage is not rape, Andrea Dworkin. It's part of the give and take of a relationship sometimes. Rape requires violence and/or forcible coercion. Take that 'all sex is rape' shit elsewhere."}
+{"text":"actually no, but since you brought  to my attention, I left a reply there proving that what I said in is right. and you'll be totally unable to refute anything like you have been so far in your replies to me."}
+{"text":"how do i avoid this call and make it a real-life interview? i told this dude if we can meet in person and i don't know if he would want to kek."}
+{"text":"You should maybe just openly state that you have a speech impediment (stutter) and would feel more comfortable to have an in person interview (as this might be easier for both sides) but you of course would be more than ok with doing it by call, so just don't be too surprised that you stutter! You just wanted to make that known right away so noone is thrown off or uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"yeah i just got rejected kek i hope some day someone would care about me i can do the fucking job i just can't talk properly sometimes but it doesn't affect my skill at all"}
+{"text":"just sing instead of talking during the call he may like it"}
+{"text":"The first thing that came to mind was beta blockers might help. People usually take them for things like public speaking anxiety. Apparently they also help some stutterers. Can’t hurt to give it a try."}
+{"text":"How do I communicate online with the general public via text? I find it difficult because people expect me to act one way, but apparently the way I communicate is boring, \"NPC\", \"like a robot\" \"no personality\" as I've been told. Is it because I don't like typing the same way they do? I don't like typing or acting like normies do because I find it cringe, but if I don't then no one will continue engaging with me, and if the conversation continues for longer, it always ends up with me being bullied / teased / made fun of for being cringe. And then I don't know how to defend myself which makes me look even worse. How do I defend myself again online attacks and bullies?"}
+{"text":"Oh god it just happened again, a girl just called me a dumbass and I didn't know what to say so I just pretended that I was AFK but I was secretly still reading their messages."}
+{"text":"be me mum checks grades one F the horror! goes on about how im never gonna make it in life, that she wont support a lazy retard like me been getting this shit slugged at me weekly for damn near 6 years internalized it never intended on making it to 18 anyways no friends to care about me anyways is it over? am i being a faggot for overreacting? should i just do it?"}
+{"text":"antichrist this environment makes all the difference, just make it out of that household at least"}
+{"text":"Just start working part-time earlier when you reach high school and don't give up on taking vocational courses in anything, whether it's IT or manual skills. Consider having autism or ADHD and need someone to help you study."}
+{"text":"\"became mentally ill\" more like saw your country being sold down the river and saw the writing on the wall"}
+{"text":"She won't support you. It may be a phase for her, but you can't rely on surprises anymore. Sadly, you will have to get a job. Cheer up, at least you have a solid reason to move through life. Get a girlfriend and good friends to supplant your mom's love, literally everyone is like this."}
+{"text":"It's really fucking good to accept failures in your life, that way you learn failure doesn't say anything about you. When I studied medicine I was failing all my organic chemistry tests, The failure was a motivation to get the book myself and read it, and I enjoyed it and got a fucking A in the last exams. I went back to school doing CS last year, I ebbed and flowed with math because the lecturer was fucking shit at explaining and I found no motivation in their shit, they were always amazed when I pulled saves. I also literally got an F at some JS course and had given up on learning but I managed to pass anyway. It means fucking nothing, if anything it's indicative of your true alignment in life, what inspired you etc."}
+{"text":"I want to groom my girlfriend into being ok with us having threesomes with other women (but obviously not other men lol). I already have a plan of how to do it that I've started carrying out and it's going well so far, but I wanted to hear your advice, especially from people who have done this to see if any of it sparks any good ideas. If you feel like bitching you can come in here and do that too"}
+{"text":"Being an exhibitionist doesn't make her bisexual. You can't change someone's orientation. Suggest it; she's either interested or she's not; if she's not, it's over."}
+{"text":"I want to groom if you don't care about the moral aspect or the potential guilt, get her into hard drugs. mdma can make unexpected sexual stuff happen with the right people, and don't underestimate the power of cocaine. I've seen it turn decent girls into total sluts."}
+{"text":"I want to groom my girlfriend into being ok That is not what grooming means. It doesn't mean making someone okay with something, it means getting someone to the point where, despite them not being okay with it, they let you do it without protesting. If that's your goal, okay, but you should state that."}
+{"text":"good idea . I know that wouldn't work for us but I can see why it's a good idea in general I mean ideally cause her to like it, or failiing that cause her to be willing to try it once and not do it anymore after that if she doesn't like it."}
+{"text":"She will be fucking other dudes before the year is through. Be ok with all of it or none of it."}
+{"text":"How can I purposefully start an argument to cut off a friend of mine? I'd not like to be associated with them anymore because they're chill with a bunch of people that actually hate me but I was desperate for friends so put up with it initially. Asking specifically because they're a huge pushover, so just being rude wouldn't work. They do have a partner if that helps any."}
+{"text":"A likes B B likes C A doesn't like C Why is that a reason for A to break with B?"}
+{"text":"this. just block and ghost."}
+{"text":"Why do these people hate you?"}
+{"text":"*You* need to cut *them* off. Stop expecting them to take responsibility for what you want to do."}
+{"text":"personally I have had great results with just the second step"}
+{"text":"Sometimes during my 20s I shifted from optimism about the world to realizing it's ALL doomed. Nothing I praised society and international organizations for is actually working for a positive outcome for the future population of this Doomed Earth. It's rotten to the core with humans ongoing being denied the fundamentals of existence such as clean water, proper nutrition and a faith to deal with the natural turns of life with. Originally we started out with all these rights. Then as they were formulated we lost them. All this energy and sacrificed lives that went into invention, prevention, curing, increased output - it's all for nothing. Nothing is better about more people stacked closer together for a shorter amount of time due to a unsustainable infrastructure supporting it. Getting the cash to buy the games is not what life is about. I'm thankful for not having brought life into this world and I'm regretful for not having realized what a living hell this world objectively is. How to erase and rewind this realization to not feel a need to blackpill those who are working for the world leaders goals?"}
+{"text":"Originally we started out with all these rights. says who? when? humans have been mistreating each other from the start. the right to proper nutrition was never a thing, the weak have always fed the strong. realizing it's ALL doomed stoicism can be of some help why give a fuck about things you can't change?"}
+{"text":"why give a fuck about things you can't change? If people knew they would not fall into the trap of praising the next bird flu vaccine or the next renewable energy scam. Like we did have renewable animals to pull ploughs and carts, they were fueled with renewable grass fertilized with their own manure. Then someone invented something unsustainable and it all went to hell. We're trapped having to fulfill the demands of society to keep this vicious cycle going. Many people completely unaware of the evil nature of it. Some willing to ostracize or otherwise silent the ones speaking the truth. I guess here is where the feeling of damnation enter. I can't disregard it. The propaganda about \"being nice\", \"doing the right thing\", \"working hard\" etc is everpresent. The end seems obvious: it must collapse to become good for real. But that's bad to wish for for obvious reasons."}
+{"text":"If money and time were of no issue; what behavioral, psychological, and therapeutic practices could someone take to become a normie that fits in?"}
+{"text":"worrying about \"fitting in\" is for high schoolers in the real world theirs a tribe for every spergtype"}
+{"text":"What is the tribe for those suffering high amounts of social anxiety towards men, women, children, and elderly? But they also lift weights and groom themselves semi-well(I hate getting haircuts)."}
+{"text":"But normies get to have sex which offsets the misery."}
+{"text":"Honestly good question. I'm not sure I would do much different. I'd eat out a lot more and get my medical condition the best care it can have worldwide but that's about it. The social part of things won't get any better. I might hire a personal cleaner, personal trainer, and personal chef, and a therapist that can pretend really, really well that they care about me. Basically pay for a mommy. That would be nice. I cannot function well on my own it seems"}
+{"text":"If your goal is to be normie, you have to socialize as much as you can. Go out and try to make friends/gfs, then you will make mistakes that you can learn from and try again with other people."}
+{"text":"How are you meant to meet people in a discord server? Few times I've tried to join one it's a bunch of people who clearly already know each other, super cliquey, impossible to try to join the conversation without people acting like you're interrupting"}
+{"text":"interrupt until they get used to you (usually 3-12 months). this is how it works in real life too"}
+{"text":"Title. Basically I’m turning 27 next month and my entire life has gone to shit. I have zero friends, I can’t get a girlfriend, I can’t get a job, and I hate myself with a burning passion. I finished school to get my EMT certification but I can’t even pass my final exam after taking it three times. I have zero motivation to study because of all the things I’ve mentioned, and I have severe OCD/depression that makes my daily life a living hell. I’m still living with my parents and I know they’re waiting for me to get my shit together but I legitimately cannot do it. Every time I try to study I just cannot focus at all because of all the baggage and failures in my life, as well as the fact that I’m just extremely lazy. I have absolutely nothing going for me in life. All I do is sleep until midnight and then go to the gym, then go home and go back to sleep. My entire life feels pointless and at this point I feel like my only option is to off myself to escape myself and all my failures. Does anyone have any advice on what I should do? I know people are just going to say “lock in” or “sink or swim” but I just have zero energy or motivation to study or anything when I fail at everything I do like making friends, getting a job, getting a girlfriend, etc."}
+{"text":"If you ever need to speak or voice call with someone, im here. I relate to some things you are going through. I will be at work soon, can i ask you what is OCD like for you? It is different in everyone, i am curious and do you have a therapist anon? I hope these questions arent too invasive. I am younger than you, but i feel the struggle of being with family still. It is hard, i want to make myself look and present well, even in front my own family in which i should be more relaxed. I have AVPD. It is difficult, but i would recommend you continue to live, if I made it far I believe you can too. Its corny but true"}
+{"text":"I have pure OCD so I get constant intrusive thoughts of shit I don’t want to think about, like my brain constantly makes me think of things I would never do like sex with family members/pets, etc. it has sucked the joy out of all my hobbies and I can’t really enjoy video games anymore cause of it. I just don’t see the point in continuing to live anymore. I can already tell my future will be subjected to me living by myself in a one bedroom apartment. I can’t get a girlfriend and my time is running out fast so the more likely option is that I’m just going to end up alone. I’m not a very good looking guy (despite what my mom says, but it’s my mom so), and I’m just generally a more sensitive, soft spoken person which many girls don’t like. I’ve had one long term girlfriend in my entire life and I still think about her every day despite us breaking up over two years ago. I’m also 100% positive I’m autistic so I find it hard to talk with people and girls seem to have this mind reading ability where they can just tell there’s something off with you no matter how hard you try to hide it and act normal. I have zero motivation or drive to study when nobody wants to be my friend, every girl I try to talk to rejects or ghosts me, and I can’t get a job despite applying almost every single day at different positions on indeed. I’m also incredibly lazy and I just don’t care about my life anymore cause I feel like I literally have nothing to live for. If I offed myself the only people who would care would be my intermittent family. I have literally nobody outside of them that would even know I was gone except for maybe one or two people I talk to at the gym sometimes. I just feel like my life peaked in my teens and it’s all downhill from here, and even if I somehow lock in and improve myself by studying I still won’t be able to get a girlfriend or many friends because there’s something fundamentally wrong with me."}
+{"text":"Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the winter, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some relationship bullshit nobody cares about on a beautiful winter's weekend. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?"}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"Just turned 31. I'm a bit tired. It's getting to the point where people start asking me where's my \"gf\". \"You are a good looking guy anon\". I work from home. It's incredibly hard to meet new people. I've been doing voluntary work at this ONG, and thanks to it I was seeing a girl last summer, but I wasn't into her so I broke it off. She was 19. I know I should get out there more, but the issue is there's nothing to go do. already go to church, but church is anti social at it's core. There's no community. only thots go to gyms, plus they are expensive.( home gym master race) I like art and have been to art events, but arthoes should be in a insane asylum, non ironically. This weekend there was a ONG charity activity and the only cute/hot girl there was...17. It's legal here btw. Not even my type either way. There was another activity today but I, for some reason, got the flu, just at the right moment... I went to University and only met ugly girls. I don't want to sound like a whinny bitch, but I see short guys, with hot girlfriends all the time here. It's crazy. I just never cross paths with decent girls, but other do. I'm 6'0 btw if that helps. It's a numbers game, but I have no way to be around the right women. inb4 cold approaching I've tried it and got digits, but it is fucking insane and never leads to nothing because I am a stranger to those girls. It's retarded thing to do. I need to look into more stuff to go do, but I also have to keep working and shit, do time is limited. May God help me"}
+{"text":"I know and it's killing me inside. When I finally give up it will be more than over for me."}
+{"text":"Your love just waits to unfold anon."}
+{"text":"waiting for women to make the first move keep waiting anon. any day now."}
+{"text":"I need advice from ESL anons. I’ve been on 4chan for almost 10 years and I still struggle with basic english grammar and probably a lot of other stuff I’m not even aware of. I can read and understand spoken english just fine (I only watch english youtube videos now and I can watch shows without subtitles), but when it comes to forming sentences or speaking, I sound like an idiot. For most of my life, I didn’t care about talking to people. I only wanted to play video games and watch anime without waiting years for fan translations. A while ago, my attitude changed. I met some friends who speak english and I really like them and enjoy talking to them. Texting on discord is fine because I have enough time to check my spelling and fix any mistakes before posting, just like I did with this post. But when we’re playing something and I need to say/write things quickly, I either say something wrong (but understandable) or say nothing at all because I don’t know how to phrase it. That’s why I started to care. I know native speakers and people with good english hate dealing with someone like me and I want to change that. I don’t want to lose my friends because of my lack of discipline and effort! So what’s the best way to learn english grammar properly? I’ve heard that khan academy has a good grammar course, but I’m not sure if it’s the best option. Still, it’s probably better than some clickbaity youtube videos. Any advice would be appreciated. You can also laugh and call me names, I deserve it for my laziness and lack of action"}
+{"text":"I won't read subhumans wanting to learn ingrish threads."}
+{"text":"read more books you can improve a lot of conversation skills and everyday slang and stuff watching movies/seeting tv shows, playing videogames but for actual grammar, nothing beats a book if you're not one to read buy your favorite book in english, that way you'll both know what it's talking about even if the language gets hard at points but also you'll get entertained. but a lot of books is recommended"}
+{"text":"Why not download Duolingo and use that for a while. Not that I have ever used it but apparently it's the best language learning app. Native English speaker here btw"}
+{"text":"I've done that for most of my life and I can read and listen, but I still can't write without sounding like a retard. It's not even about fucking up, I just want people to understand me better Thanks for your kind words, but I used chatgpt to make my post more understandable. Right now I write without any help and as you can see, my english is not really that great. and most of my people don’t bother their ass learning another language Because everything is in english nowadays. Besides japanese, there is no reason to learn a foreign language if you just want to consume media. Nothing wrong with that. When I use chatgpt, yeah. I've done that for over 10 years. Still don't know how to write basic sentences. If I can, I watch or read in english. I already have a few books in english and reading them feels natural to me. but for actual grammar, nothing beats a book That's why I'm asking for recs... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Keep a journal where you write down everything that happened to you that day. Ask any AI chat bot to correct and explain your grammatical errors until you master it. By the way, I speak five languages. We're in the 21st century, it has never been this easy."}
+{"text":"Yo, I'm in America. Can a hospital refuse to service you if you still owe them like a gazillion dollars from the last time you were admitted but had no insurance?"}
+{"text":"It's really not that complicated. Non life threatening = you can exist without dying Life threatening = you will die if you don't get ___ treatment"}
+{"text":"It's really fucking easy - are you going to die from the disease or condition or not? And if the answer is \"yes\", there's a sub-clause of \"are you going to die today? This week? This month?\" boobs done Elective surgery, so non-life threatening. pneumonia? Potentially life-threatening disease. Blood clots? Life threatening condition. But you've already had tests to know this so they've already admitted you. Broke my elbow? Non-life threatening condition"}
+{"text":"Broke my elbow? Non-life threatening condition Seriously? You know how many people in the past have died of broken bones before modern medicine was a thing?"}
+{"text":"No. How many?"}
+{"text":"I am basically my single mother's father now if you know what I mean. What will the repercussions be?"}
+{"text":"But it's what we knew."}
+{"text":"Sounds hot."}
+{"text":"if you know what I mean. I don't."}
+{"text":"is this some \"I'm My Own Grandpa\" bullshit?"}
+{"text":"Stick her in a home. They do have an expiration date. Oh... show her how to find the information herself if you can't arse it. The U-tube is full of these guys. They want you to buy their foam rollers which essentially is just a rolled up foam mat for camping. (ignore the troll, jannies will recognize it isn't advice sooner or later)"}
+{"text":"Can a regular poster on 4chan be nurse? I fucked up so bad picking CompSci only to find out there no job openings because A.I (actual indians) And I talked to counselor and only said I could only get my bachelor's in Nursing."}
+{"text":"Robots are going to replace nurses. Become a college counselor."}
+{"text":"That's a good job. I think coders will still be needed in time but they won't be paid like $200,000 right out the gate anymore."}
+{"text":"A regular poster on 4chan can be anything. If you want to become a nurse, then go for it. If not, work wherever you can get a job"}
+{"text":"Nursing* is a good job, and will be in demand."}
+{"text":"There are many professions that may want you to be a graduate (because that says something about your ambition and discipline) but don't care what you studied. Banking, Sales, Management, Real Estate, Stock Market, Retail, etc etc etc"}
+{"text":"Should I feel disgusted if I find out the person I'm on the phone with is taking a shit as they're talking to me?"}
+{"text":"taking a shit as they're talking to me? Yes. Hang up."}
+{"text":"It depends on who it is. If it was my girlfriend, I would find that arousing."}
+{"text":"I answered a call from my boss while taking a shit once. He was like, \"what are you up to at the moment\" and I said \"actually just taking a shit\" and he laughed and moved on. Answered a call from a friend one time, he asked me \"bro are you in the toilet right now, I can tell by the echo in the room\" and then we laughed and talked about what he wanted to call me about."}
+{"text":"back to /b/"}
+{"text":"Be impressed that they can multitask"}
+{"text":"I need a job. I havent worked in three years due to a life threatening illness that left me rather frail and with anxiety. I have a useless University degree that I have never exercised. I'm stumped, maybe I should just return to school in my early 30s for a new career? Please help me think"}
+{"text":"There is no helping you. It's over."}
+{"text":"i refuse."}
+{"text":"Sorry to hear that anon. I have a useless University degree that I have never exercised. Just like most people, it’s okay I'm stumped, maybe I should just return to school in my early 30s for a new career? If you feel the need to do it and can support yourself, then go for it. Self improvement is always worth pursuing, especially if it can improve your financial situation. Please help me think It’s hard for me to do that when I don’t know anything about you. What illness do you have? Do you have a physical disability? What are your living costs? Do you live with your parents?"}
+{"text":"Sorry for the late response. With my treatment, I was able to put a type of cancer into full remission. I'm a lot better than a year ago, but the medication has left me a bit frail. I'd rather not take up retail or anything near my area as it is dangerous and full of insane people. I am fortunately living with my family, but can feel the pressure on me without them saying. As for skills, I have basic IT skills and some paralegal experience."}
+{"text":"There are loads of jobs that don't might prefer someone with a degree but don't particularly care what it's in. Banking, real estate, stock market, sales, retail management, etc etc etc"}
+{"text":"i like fixing computers and im good at it, im also good-ish at fixing other things but its mostly computers i like to fix. i want to make a career of it but none of the computer repair places nearby are hiring. they are far away anyways. my town is somewhat small but has a senior population, and they do happen to be pretty technologically illiterate. i have on a few occasions gotten paid to help a couple of them out with whatever tech stuff they're trying to figure out. ive been thinking about starting my own little business centered around that kind of thing. do i go for it? is there something better i could/should be doing instead?"}
+{"text":"wtf is there to fix, you literally just replace components? computers aren't fixable for decades, and every kid can pull out a graphic card and put another. that's no skill to base your life existence on"}
+{"text":"50% of new businesses (of any type) go bust in the first year - almost always because the owners may know all about their subject (computers, dog grooming, whatever) but nothing about running a business. Learn Small Business 101, either from a CC class or by reading books. Google \"start a small business\""}
+{"text":"Going to post my stats since I can't make an objective description of my own 30m australia/European citizenship 6'7 white lean muscular from gym long brown hair, brown eyes have moles everywhere from the sun terribly crooked teeth been poor my whole life most I've earned is 30k usd in one year, most years much less massive proclivity to depression and negative thoughts constant anxiety very likely autistic with OCD Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"just straighten your teeth bro, it will fix you tremendously i never had enough money to do it and my parents didn't give a fuck, so i did it too late to be relevant, but it helped"}
+{"text":"This is very common in pozzfailia"}
+{"text":"You don't even have a bad life crooked teeth Ez fix poor Everyone's poor. Somehow you're not doing worse possible disloyal gf Basically every gf. Good luck getting anything better"}
+{"text":"have moles everywhere from the sun skin cancer"}
+{"text":"i want someone evil who will fufill by crush fetish"}
+{"text":"Do something rash and get put in a facility Profit"}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid-twenties, and I am a failure genetically, spiritually, socially, romantically, academically, financially, physically. I am far past the point of recovery, and I've lost all hope for my life. What is there to do now other than just an hero myself? inb4 just be better bro"}
+{"text":"Finances are the only thing in that list that actually matter. The rest are government psyops to compel you to breed."}
+{"text":"Do you feel hatred towards the person you say this too? You utterly deluded wretch. It’s only ever out of compassion. It always has been."}
+{"text":"I won't read threads with such an unpromising start. Ask for advice on one thing next time."}
+{"text":"spiritually,academically, financially, physically. All your fault, everything else is a dice throw that you lost."}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid-twenties, and I am a failure genetically, spiritually, socially, romantically, academically, financially, physically. I am far past the point of recovery, and I've lost all hope for my life. Is that your Tinder profile? It might need work"}
+{"text":"Suicide is not an option. And if you’re thinking about hurting yourself, remember that your life is far too valuable to give up in that way. I know it hurts right now and it feels like nothing is getting better, but you don’t have to carry all of this on your own. You need to know that sometimes our brain makes us believe that we don’t matter. But the truth is, you do matter. There are many people who love you, for example: your family, friends, bf/gf, pet, etc. Don’t erase your story; just turn the page. Your life doesn’t end here, it’s only just beginning."}
+{"text":"Nevermind, 4chans Email verification service is so faggoty that I might just kms."}
+{"text":"my advice if u wanna kys would be to try and remember something you wanted to do as a kid just fuckin do that or join a fishing boat crew, military, fly to another country, etc there's that WWOOF program where you can do a small amount of work in exchange for room & board, you get to meet people i've heard good stories from people who did that"}
+{"text":"I'm a shut in."}
+{"text":"nothing to lose, right? isn't that the point? may as well do something drastic with an uncertain outcome, rather than a certain one"}
+{"text":"I have quite a lot to loose in the shitty town I live in, such as my life."}
+{"text":"What do?"}
+{"text":"wowie"}
+{"text":"this may as well be a vent post, dude"}
+{"text":"Goes to TikTok for dating advice Thinks the videos there help Normie faggot I keked"}
+{"text":"Okay, well here goes. I always wanted a relationship since my teen years. I was too shy in high school to talk to any girls, so it never happened then, but I remember most of my peers dating. It's usually around this time when people have their first experiences with dating and relationships. Later on, there were women throughout the years I was interested in, but they were all taken. I feel like there's a certain kind of love that you only really get to experience at a younger age. Like the intensity of a first love. Everyone's figuring shit out, and everything feels new and exciting. That chapter has a certain cultural magic to it, and feeling like you missed it can feel like you missed a rite of passage. By the time you reach a certain age, most people have been there, done that. I have a coworker who met her boyfriend at 17, and she's planning on moving 8 hours away to live with him and eventually get married. She told me they talk the entire time when they're not working, and will plan visits. I remember all the things she'd say about him - how much she loved him, all the expensive gifts she'd buy for him, and how he was her world. She once told me that she'll be with him forever. I heard them talking on the phone at work and they seemed to have amazing chemistry - not a dull moment, full of laughter and flirting. It makes me wish I could have experienced that kind of deep, intimate love. Anyway, it's given me a lot of grief on what I missed out on. It seems impossible to meet new people, and I feel like at my age it's a turn off for someone else if I'm honest about experiencing everything for the first time."}
+{"text":"Go on a date"}
+{"text":"This might be a dumb question but it's bugging me and I can't think of anywhere else to ask it. Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? Not in a deeper sense, of course, but just like a good feeling from doing it? I'm struggling to think of times where I felt at all satisfied or accomplished and I struggle. It's insane to think other people get a dopamine hit from doing the dishes. I know people will say it's like the internet frying your brain but, even as a kid, I remember another student getting really pumped up and excited when he passed a test and later I got an award for scoring the highest in our grade or whatever on the same test and I really didn't feel anything from it. I'm not sure I even showed my parents. I remember thinking he wasn't the best student so it was probably just because he was worried about failing but maybe something is just broken in my brain that wasn't in his. I feel like my only real emotional motivation for doing things is to quell the dread and anxiety from them not being done. The only time I can recall feeling satisfied is one semester, my Grandpa was in hospice, and I found it a good enough excuse to phone it in even harder than usual until like the last few days when I had basically nothing done all semester besides most of the exams and had to stay up day and night until I finally scraped together passing grades."}
+{"text":"Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? They do. I’m not one of them, but people like that exist, and it’s usually people with functional or highly-acute senses of spatial awareness who enjoy it. (Spatial awareness is what is sounds like, constant mental awareness of outside envrions, things outside their body). So for people like that, their room or home for example becomes a 1:1 extension for their mind. If their room is cluttered, their mind feels cluttered. If their house feels or looks depressing or chaotic, their mind feels depressing or chaotic. So when they do chores or clean or tidy shit up, they feel immense satisfaction from it. Those same people by the way, if you choose to befriend them, live with them, or date them will always get angry or upset with you if you don’t help doing chores or make messes for them to clean up. To them it feels like deliberate attacks on their mind, because that space you share was their mind-extension, and you are treading all over it and/or showing a lack of care for it. Also this, adhd etc etc. I have it too. And its the reason why most if not all of my personal relationships went to Hell, because adhd means enjoying chaos and mess & involunatrily forgetting about how others might feel constantly = I caused problems just by existing lol. Adhds can ‘mask’ it and put in 1,000% extra effort but it costs the life of your soul. Autist’s mask their ‘face’, their social disability. Adhds mask their ‘hands’, their cognitive disability. And normies have no idea what either world is like."}
+{"text":"Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? Some people do, yes. Most of us simply recognise that they're essential and get on with them without complaining."}
+{"text":"It's really gay when people use the term normies unironically Whatever it is that you call \"ADHD\" just sounds like a sad, apathetic person who's okay with living in filth and mess. I'm unfortunately the same, but it doesn't help to give it a name and say oh I have ADHD. You need to do something about it. Rewire your brain, be a better person. Those people who care about their environment arguably have much better lives and actually respect themselves, while you take the \"I don't care about anything, I don't even care about myself\" route In short, you call it having ADHD, I call it - that you're both depressed and gay. Work to be better I feel awful while doing it. Every fiber of my being, wants not to do it. You know when I feel satisfaction? When I talk about how I did this good thing with people. Or when I want to have somebody over and I feel like I can. Or the next time I go out I need some clean clothes and I have them, or the next time I'm hungry and want to cook I have cooking utensils to be able to make my food. At THOSE times I feel the satisfaction. While doing the activity itself I feel fucking awful. But do it enough, and like a cat - you can connect the dots between getting washed and being clean; one is awful, and one is great, but it's required you go through both."}
+{"text":"while you take the \"I don't care about anything, I don't even care about myself\" route I think that you’re jumping the gun and presuming more than you can fairly judge, but that’s fine it’s not like I attached the nuances or an autobiography to my post so you couldn’t know lol. I don’t take that “i dont care about anything/myself” route. I do a lot better now, have a job, a clean home and a functional marriage and kids. I care now and I cared back then at my worst. “Care” doesn’t change the malformed pre-frontal cortex that adhd has. You can care until your heart bursts, nothing changes. In short, you call it having ADHD, I call it - that you're both depressed and gay. Work to be better We can call it whatever we want. I know that’s what other people did and typically do: “Lazy”, “Unfocused”, “Uncaring”, “Deficient”, “Inconsiderate”, “Wrong”, “Deadbeat”, “Loser”, “Helpless”, “Your own worst enemy”. etc etc. See, I never pitifully identified with any of those sad labels, other people just really, really loved to put them on me. Why? Because that’s how I appeared on the outside, and it was easy for them to do that. On the inside was a different story. For me that four letter label ‘adhd’ perfectly summed up the entire shape of my mental block that I had my whole life that went undiagnosed and that I got socially dragged through broken glass for, even though I always wanted to do better and better but never knew how because I didn’t know what was even holding me back. And what was holding me back was a disability I had no idea I had the entire time, and when I got my diagnosis, I got treatment, and I got access to better ways to solve problems in my own way and that’s what I did and continue doing now. If someone else despises the fact I own my own disability and instantly assumes I’m just using it to “excuse” myself, i don’t dont care. I know the score, they don’t."}
+{"text":"There can be some satisfaction in getting a chore done and out of the way. There's also - if your mind and personality work this way - pleasure in ANYTHING done well. And many people find routine brainless chores an opportunity either to think about things or to zone out and rest their brains"}
+{"text":"My life completely fell apart the last two years. Bad things just kept happening one after the other. It started to seem intentional like I was cursed or something. Whenever I tried to be hopeful some new catastrophic event would happen like clockwork. I literally started to keep track of the timing because more often than not it was the next fucking day. I don't know what to do. I've never felt like this before and I never thought I would. Shows what I know. There has to be some way to recover from this. To come back when you're at your lowest point but things just keep getting worse. I know there are people who have done it. Probably on this board even. I've made so many mistakes, done terrible things and hurt people that I love, but I want to change, I want to make my life better, I don't want to be saddled by guilt and the constant fear that something terrible is going to happen tomorrow because I dared to hope today that it wouldn't. Help me. I'm genuinely concerned for my safety at this point. I'm considering trying to get myself hospitalized because I might actually blow my brains out if things keep going the way they are now. I'm asking for help on fucking 4chan that's how desperate and out of answers I am."}
+{"text":"This, also sometimes you just needa fuckin eat. I had shit sleep for half a year and I turned into a fucking animal but it probably was because I was grieving and running away from the pain, throwing my life away in some aspects, deciding to live on the road. Get in touch with the darkness. It will always be there with you. Do something drastic, change your life completely without thinking of the future. Not in a bad way but a way that can help you transform. Buy a ticket to a foreign place you've always wanted to see, learn a new skill. I didn't think it would affect me that much, but I took a metal shaping class a coupe years ago and even though I did it once I still think about it as a really big point in my life, just some class I spent an afternoon in. It's so weird what can make us happy. Sometimes you can find hilarity in monotony as well. Simple things can be full of such insane hilarity. Imagine living in a place where no one understands you and you have to focus on every detail to get by. It slows your days down, puts you in the present and you can appreciate so much more in this life. The present, try looking at the present, not all the bad shit that's happened and may happen again (often our worst days are ahead of us as well as our best)"}
+{"text":"OP here . More bad news, permanent hearing loss in both ears. Dont even know what caused it, I don't work in a loud place or use headphones. Yay."}
+{"text":"Man, I cracked my knee and lost my favourite bike (CBR1000rr) at the same time, can't run anymore and lost a real good job opportunity because I couldn't walk for shit for the first six months after surgery. Strapped to a bed unable to move without feeling a funny amount of pain brought me to the brink too. Just get strong and find someone to get you through this shit. It will get better soon or later."}
+{"text":"Eh, don't worry about that one too much. You're expected to lose your hearing as you age. Plus they're working on some new treatments that can bring some of it back."}
+{"text":"WHAT?! GET A TREATMENT FOR THAT CANCER BRO!"}
+{"text":"I decided to fuck my motorcycle's exhaust pipe because I'm a virgin and wanted to hump something so I could vaguely understand what sex is like, as I mainly jerk off lying down, when a jagged bit of rust got pulled off and scraped my cock. It drew blood. How do I go to the hospital, giving I possibly got tetantus and will need to explain this?"}
+{"text":"Tell them the truth you retarded forever alone fag"}
+{"text":"This. It could not withstand the heat."}
+{"text":"immune as a child Anon there's swathes of people who DONT even have the small pox vaccine let alone lock jaw unfortunately. Kek, next time invest in a flashlight OP it's cheaper than the exhaust + hospital visit. Or just lay on top of your off hand till it falls asleep then jerk off with it. Its practically like an entirely different person."}
+{"text":"I can give you an absolute guarantee: the people at the ER see things a hundred times more embarrassing than that every single week. Please just go. If you have to, tell them you tripped over something in the garden and landed on something sharp. But really: they've seen far worse."}
+{"text":"At least tells us the model of the bike."}
+{"text":"I realized around two years ago that one of the only ways to achieve success in life is through having connections. Success largely depends on running into certain people. I unfortunately realized this too late. Since then, I am now only befriending people in the hopes that they would give me something in return (ie jobs, clout, academia, etc). There are people who I hang out with, and buy drinks and gifts for just because I think they are useful to have as friends. I even mark down their birthdays to appear like a good friend who cares about them. I fucking hate living like this and the dishonesty eats me up inside, but it feels like my choices are slim. The idea that you can just apply to a cushy job, or start a cool promising project on your own is a delusion. You need to meet people who already have something going on, and then you need to worm your way into their lives. I also try to never make any of these friends meet each other. College/uni is a great place to enroll in just for this purpose. I am sure some of my fellow zoomers here can relate to this post. Any thoughts?"}
+{"text":"wtf are you talking about ? godamn niggers"}
+{"text":"Oh, I see"}
+{"text":"Thriving in society, getting a good job, a healthy wife, and financing successful offspring is all that matters in the end. You don't need any of this to survive At most, offspring that produces offspring to ensure a \"longer\" survival but after that nothing guaranteed"}
+{"text":"Very good video, for once That thumbnail cracked me up, even if it's misleading clickbait"}
+{"text":"How to handle rejection from women?"}
+{"text":"I rejected several women Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Suppose that what you say is true. Does that mean it's useful to date a woman who doesn't like you and isn't attracted to you? Do you think that's a recipe for a happy relationship? Or is it better to be with a woman who does like you, and is attracted to you, and about whom you feel the same way? Without rejections, how do you identify that person?"}
+{"text":"How to handle rejection from women? serious answer: you have to reprogram yourself. it starts with words, ideas, then turns into a mindset. accept and embrace that rejection is a GOOD thing, because it means you actually had the balls and tried. better suffer the rejection sting for 10 minutes than endure a lifetime of what-ifs and regrets because you waited for signs or cockblocked yourself by overthinking. of course we aren't machines and getting rejected 10 times in a row will wear you down and kill your self-esteem, so you have to have some success once in a while. that's why you probably have to lower your standards. yeah, maybe you'll have to fuck that fattie or older woman. the good news is that, when you eventually succeed, the self-esteem boost and field experience of what works and doesn't will incrementally help you get a more attractive partner next time. it's a game and you have to level-up yours"}
+{"text":"Optimal build: Your parents arrange for you to marry your cousin while you were 5."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"As the title reads but context below: Met this girl and we really hit it off, she's very much my type physically and mentally. we discussed meeting up for a date sometime next week. She said we have to meet in my town because she lives with her parents, I asked why that would be a problem and she just looked at me and got very close and said I was autistic for not understanding that she was flirting with me. I am not autistic. I'm pretty sure she implied us having sex later and this is both exciting but also very stressing. Last time I had sex was 4 years ago and it was awful because I don't like when people touch me. I have avoided intercourse since that experience but I can't miss a chance with her if she escalates. She's really something, never in my life have I had a girl start talking to me about who Chris chan is and how she loves watching lolcow channels. Anyways how do I overcome this anxiety? We're meeting next week. How do I avoid a sympathetic NS spike?"}
+{"text":"I think relationships are more about the person and mutual activities than the sex anyways and they all include some sort of touching brainiac"}
+{"text":"Yeah, trusted people may touch but that takes time, did you even read the text?"}
+{"text":"lunch and an event in the evening (?) is a long time for a first date. If things are going well then after lunch I'd recommend suggesting to her that you go back to your place (you can just suggest something dumb as a pretence like \"do you want to go back to my place to play a videogame/to see that thing I was telling you about earlier/ to watch a movie\" ) and have sex with her. If you wait until after the end of the student even thing in the evening then you might both be too tired and have spent too long around each other for a first time."}
+{"text":"Just tell her \"Look, I really like you, but do you mind if we take it a little slower?\" and then work up to sex gradually over the next few weeks. She'll be fine."}
+{"text":"if you're going to use a condom, practice beforehand. you have to be able to put it on in a few seconds, without thinking about it. muscle memory will prevent anxiety and awkwardness when the moment comes to put it on with her."}
+{"text":"My gf of two years admitted I’m “the most cringe bf she’s ever had” but assures me it doesn’t change how she feels about me This shit sounds offensive as fuck. Am I wrong to be paranoid she will dump me bros"}
+{"text":"admitted If you push her to, a woman can tell you anything you want to hear"}
+{"text":"Am I wrong to be paranoid she will dump me bros Yes. This is just banter."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"If her actions show you that she's devoted to you, the you've nothing to fear. Talk is cheap, anyone can say anything for whatever reason. In a lot of cases, people say things for no reason at all, and in other cases people misspeak. What \"cringe\" means to you means something else entirely to someone else. One of the craziest things you'll learn in life is everyone has a different 'mental dictionary'. People draw different emotions or projections out of words than (you) do. And when it comes to women and the words that come out of their mouths, their words are always lacking depth. They just talk to talk, that's why you're never supposed to take what they say seriously. Only take what they feel seriously. If she starts with \"I think that...\" Immediately detach your emotions and instantly assume there is no emotional depth to what she says next. \"I think you're the cringiest boyfriend I've ever had\" does not mean anything significant at all. If you pry and pry and try to get her to dig deep she'll just outright tell you \"you're the most eccentric boyfriend I've had, the 'weirdest' (in a good way). You're interesting.\" She more or less told you in womanese one of the reasons why she likes you is because you're different. If you want to crucify yourself on that go ahead but it'd be a mistake."}
+{"text":"Cont Anyway, your feelings matter too. Even if she had intended it as a strange positive jab at you, or didn't mean anything about it at all, fact remains you feel hurt over it. What you're supposed to do is tell her that it wounded you to hear that, tell her not to use the word \"cringe\" to describe you, and to find a better word. Tell her this calmly and honestly and don't sperg out or slip into arguing, you don't ask her to do this you tell her it as a non-negotiable. If or when she says sorry, you forgive her and then just move on with things and keep dating. You could listen to other anons who tell you to split up, yeah. But I'll be real with you: If you break up with every single girl who steps on your toes verbally, you're gonna find yourself either forever alone, or running a carousel of broken relationship one after the other, never going anywhere with them only constant sabotage after sabotage."}
+{"text":"I've attracted girls in the past but for some reason this particular type is more repulsed by me than other types of girls"}
+{"text":"You can't add days to your life. Add life to your days."}
+{"text":"O-okay. Stop it."}
+{"text":"of course you can, there even are multiple ways to do it. but since this is a low effort slidethread, i wont tell you any of them"}
+{"text":"man i should take more drugs"}
+{"text":"thank you :}"}
+{"text":"unaliving Faggot ass redditor agony How did they get this information? Interviews?"}
+{"text":"Life after 30 is a slow-motion suicide without family. It's all the negatives of getting old; watching your friends drift away as they start their own families, your parents and siblings getting old and die, watching everything in your life slowly putter out as the magic fades; without any of the positives of things like family or community to shore you up. Everything rots away and you're left with the bleakness of oblivion, no hope of anything continuing. Anyone who has experienced considerable ageing among his family members (or already in himself), knows how blackpilling it is. It's really rough, once people pass their early 50s (or sometimes even sooner) you start to notice the slip-ups, forgetfulness, the declining of fine motor skills, the difficulties understanding new information. Human existence is a tragedy, there are so few years that you are allowed with full mental and physical strength. Your peak years are mostly wasted with education, where you have barely any control over your own life, because you have little to no money nor autonomy. Add to that the time spent sleeping, working, hygiene, housework, shopping, appointments, visits to the workshop - what do we have left? Everyone who has to work for a living basically leads a precarious existence, regardless of whether they are a simple worker or a well-paid employee. Before they have built up a comfortable fortune and a well established understanding of the world, the body goes downhill."}
+{"text":"that's true, and also common knowledge, you need advice on what exactly?"}
+{"text":"as I grew older I stopped caring about my height but some things persisted some women laugh behind my back, some go as far as saying \"oh my god\" out loud as I pass by, I don't look ugly or anything just 166cm some people don't take me serious because of my height some people literally don't respect me because of my height but it changed as I got jacked why is this socially acceptable? even hard on feminists will make fun of short guys meanwhile they crave \"equality\"."}
+{"text":"I'm literally in east Europe lmao. Majority of women here are dumb as fuck and if anything I saw this as a blessing that the real one would not care about my height. Not like I'm being laughed at in public or anything. I get treated like a human being but just not by some women which slightly bothers me. West Europe however I can confirm, they do not give a fuck. but it's a shithole"}
+{"text":"You don't treat men poorer, weaker and dumber than you with equality but you want to ask it of others"}
+{"text":"Bro, im only 1cm taller than you. Stop taking women seriously, thats all I can fucking say. Life is suffering, but if your born a short man, this applies 5x. Realize how absurd life is and the absurdity of the actors who play it. Whenever I hear a woman comment ok my height, it just sounds like some kid who rides the short bus putting out hot air. Its something you ignore. Dont take seriously, and move on with your day."}
+{"text":"Somehow some way Nick is the only one who comes out of this not looking gay as shit. Trying to prove yourself this hard publicly is homo."}
+{"text":"I have no idea of what you are talking about. I am your height and had no trouble attracting girls or commanding respect in eastern Europe. It's all about how you present yourself."}
+{"text":"be me 18-year-old depressed dude meets a cool girl online we share the exact same bday She calls, gets all her info going really good, lose my ED She says shes in a very religious family no biggie accept and move on She draws me daily relationship peak happiness one day get a snotty death threat from her her mom took her phone shes saying she'll leak my private info Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah. She's young and stupid. Good thing her mom took her phone. She can get it back after highschool."}
+{"text":"Silence, pedo"}
+{"text":"He likes em young"}
+{"text":"How do you know the girl in the story was underage? What age was she?"}
+{"text":"why don't you put this energy into drafting a college application?"}
+{"text":"My boyfriend is being a jerk. I get hurt easily, and I end up with all kinds of cuts and scrapes and bruises without realizing it because I like to go outside and I like to be active. He's mad at me accusing me of SELF HARM because he thinks all the bruises are something I did on purpose. I told him I didn't do it on purpose and he just went \"then why does it keep happening?\" And he wants me to go to THERAPY like he thinks I'm crazy. I told him I'm not doing that because I'm not hurting myself and I'm not crazy. He said \"we'll talk about it\" before he left for work this morning and I've been stewing on it all day. He knows I'm not crazy like that. Why won't he listen to me?"}
+{"text":"She should hike in a bright color not camo. Never know when you're going to fall off a cliff and someone will need to locate your corpse or you forget it's deer season."}
+{"text":"Kinda sorta. I just like to wander around and take pics of anything cool I find. I just like moving around in nature mostly and the animals are a fringe benefit. It's like 20 degrees out, but I still get scratched up wearing layers. Maybe if I didn't try climbing over or crawling under stuff I'd be fine."}
+{"text":"Wow you weren't kidding about getting hurt easily"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's kinda silly sometimes how I won't even feel something scratch me but when I get home and change I find a cut that bled."}
+{"text":"I don’t really know what I’m doing or where I’m going. I turn 24 next month especially as of late I’ve been feeling extremely suicidal. I spend a lot of time thinking about it or doing something violent, my depression has gotten worse to the point of not leaving my house. I’m going to finish my undergrad before law school soon but I can’t will myself to leave my room to go to class. I make money through my side job as an army reservist to tide me over but I just feel a lack of will to do anything. I go in to therapy and whilst it has helped, recently I have plateaued and my therapist has recommended getting a ptsd screening for shit that happened to me as a teenager. I’m at a point where I don’t feel well and I don’t know where to go if I should go anywhere at all. This sounds retarded but recently I watched an anime recently (picrel) and despite the character being an ass the whole time, there’s something tangible that I want there that I don’t believe I will attain, authentic and inexperienced love. I’ve been in one relationship and am not a virgin though she was only in it for sex and it kinda burnt me put on romance for a bit but this show kinda set something off in me that I’ve wanted. I grew up in homeschool and never got to really experience any of that and though I shouldn’t be a bitch and complain, I think about what I lost out on often even now 6 years later. I want that experience at love and connection or something like it, fuck I hate myself so much. I binged the whole series and now want to stick a revolver in my mouth and paint my wall red. I just feel so out of it, despondent and lonely. I don’t know what to do in regards to any of this shit I just feel like a fuck up."}
+{"text":"I want that experience at love and connection or something like it melodramatic pity party pretentious suicideboys vibe aside, you're 24. You've still got so many opportunities to experience life like how you desire. That's why these anime trope exist, because many people can feel relation to the experience depicted in it. Whimsical and innocent love/crushing. You have to make moves in life so you can expose yourself to more opportunities like that. If you stay in your room all mopey all the time, you're literally letting time wash away as well as those opportunities. There's a Hayase running around out there and you're in here hiding. I just feel so out of it, despondent and lonely. realize that this is the default feeling of life. You aren't alone either. Those fleeting happiness moments are what everybody chases throughout history. You are no different in this era. Being in this default state should motivate you to change it. You know that high you get with a new love and fling. Why do you choose to just do nothing about it? You know damn well there's a Hayase out there somewhere and I want her too. If you aren't going to find her, I will I go in to therapy seek medical help, and get your body numbers checked out. Maybe its a genuine imbalance somewhere. If all good, try exercise. Running and weight lifting."}
+{"text":"Yeah you’re right. I can throw this fucking pity-party shit all day but it won’t help, no one will come and save you at the end of the day. As someone told me at boot camp you just gotta man the fuck up. In truth it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to go to a medical professional either, truth be told I haven’t felt right since boot camp happened over the summer, maybe it’s because I got a concussion or something else but it’s only right after that when I started isolating and shit, not that I passed the course I was thrown off for self harm and need to go back but yeah I should get that looked at maybe. And yeah I do want to change things, at least on a personal level (truth be told I think my country’s fucked and will be plunged into a civil war within the next decade if not this decade) but I shouldn’t let that stop me from living. I already give my life to the state so why not live a little as well? Thanks for writing this regardless anon that did help"}
+{"text":"but I shouldn’t let that stop me from living. yeah bro- you know how you can affect the macro side of things? By focusing on the micro- the shit you can affect. So focus on your life. Do the best you can. Try to bring positive into the world- even if its dark- don't make it more toxic. because I got a concussion or something else but it’s only right after that when I started isolating and shit yes, seek medical help. Get checked out. If its mental, like I said, try physical fitness. It certainly helps me get out of my funk by lifting weights at the gym or running for miles. I already give my life to the state so why not live a little as well? I'm a soldier too. Don't let this profession (or attempt at it) dictate your life experience. I did this shit for money and physical fitness. I don't let it shape my life or my perspective of other people. I have the capability to live this sandbox how I want and I damn wont live it moping around. Even though the world and people around me want me to. I intend to live the most fulfilling and fun and satisfying life I can while I am still here fighting. I owe myself that. My family and parents that. My previous lovers that. My ancestors that. I won't give up fighting you know? Don't sweat 24 as you've got this time to fail and try again. Try all cool things! I hope this brings some new perspective OP."}
+{"text":"That did help provide some more perspective yeah, it’s always easier to bond with a fellow soldier regardless of MOS. Yeah you got a point there’s really nothing we can do when it cones to outside shit, best focus on ourselves first. I gotta hit the gym anyways to get ready for summer courses and other shit but it would help me mentally, I know when I worked out everyday I definitely felt sharper and more stable compared to after getting injured where I didn’t work out for a while. Once again thanks this did help. Just needed to give my head a good shake though not literally lol"}
+{"text":"I broke up with my ex 2 months ago and it still sits in my mind. She was the first woman to ever say she loved me that wasn't family, but with that was a lot of fighting, issues stemming from her own traumas i.e. Esteem issues and using me as as a bank, forcing me into sex a lot, calling me fat ( I am fit), Drinking all the time. It was not good for me and I am still incredibly grateful I decided to call it when I did instead of years later with a kid, wife, house etc. She came back asking for forgiveness but I knew nothing could change her as I had tried over the time we were together so I said no. My Social was public and I saw she was still looking at my stories a week ago and it caused me to feel awful. But I was really bad about stalking her social after it just seeing her was definitely causing me to completely regret calling it, a lot of that was probably from my relationship with my mom (she left when I was 16) causing issues still. Since the day I called it I regret it and only just the few days I woke up saying fuck looking at her but it still has set in my mind. Seeing her profile change knowing she is still thinking of me fills me with a ton of regret and pity, and I know stopping my cyberstalk is gonna be for the best. Any Advice? Also looking for some /lit/ that could further help me kinda fix my own mind."}
+{"text":"Google \"six questions to fall out of love\". Ask yourself those questions. You're welcome."}
+{"text":"Obviously stop stalking her, you already know this though. I read meditations after I broke up with my first gf in a very similar situation, I feel it helps you think about shit more logically."}
+{"text":"I won't read yet another how to move on thread. The remedy, of course, is to redirect one's attention, but OP is clearly a subhuman moron who will never see it that way and therefore nothing can be done."}
+{"text":"forcing me into sex a lot The horror"}
+{"text":"These memes are so gay. The whole point of it is to look at the handsome person in it. That's it. There's no meaning or substance or anything. The caption is a facade."}
+{"text":"Should I stay away from it?"}
+{"text":"I assume almost no one goes to /b/ anymore except discord groomers who want to find minors to blackmail and extort (sextortion rings like com / 674 ) or groom into becoming a tranny so yes but you're probably a 30 year old tranny discord groomer yourself trying to make /b/ seem appealling to young teenagers who find \"evil\" edginess appealling"}
+{"text":"Mmm I really only use blue boards the post quality on NSFW is abysmal. NTA but I mostly post on /ck/ and /tv/ because I love cooking and classic movies/celebrity talk. I also like /v/ and the related boards. Sometimes I like going on /int/ but since I’m from a small Euro country I feel like I’m namefagging and the mods on there are terrible. I wish there was a SFW random board desu You should try going on random boards and making threads about things that interest you. The last thread I made was a really comfy twilight zone one on /tv/ asking for similar shows and discussing 60’s cinema."}
+{"text":"The only board that will make you lose faith in humanity faster is /soc/"}
+{"text":"I browse drawthreads and music threads, funny /vp/ threads and some silly meme threads on s4s :)"}
+{"text":"Yeah well, the real world isn't really giving me anything or anyone to relate to si here I am"}
+{"text":"24. No degree some community college (Got accepted into 4yr as well). Stopped going because I had no direction/desires for college ever so I started working at 19. Life at 21 I realize $15/hr not who I want to be forever so I tried stocks but lost $5k (AMC/Gamestop hype etc..) I never learned the skills to trade properly so it’s my fault but I learned about myself emotionally so it wasn’t a complete loss of money just an expensive lesson. I don’t really like school I never have really not because I’m bad I just wanna get to the money making part lol. I did ok but lack of direction or desire caused me to stop going honestly and always half effort the work and stop around start of Covid. Looking for advice on what paths to pursue in general or those who have similar traits as I. -Great social skills (can talk to anyone people tell me their secrets or life often men/women) -Can think critically to solve a problem -adjust to any environment -hard worker/obsessed with fulfilling a task in the best way possible I deem beneficial -not a physical laborer type of guy -Like reading when beneficial"}
+{"text":"idk real estate"}
+{"text":"Great social skills Why not get into a sales job? They earn shitloads of money, a lot of sales jobs get paid a salary PLUS commission. So you basically get a cut of every sale you make. Some salesfags get 200-500k yearly depending on the company they work for and how good they are at their job."}
+{"text":"Everything requires a degree now"}
+{"text":"I just wanna get to the money making part lol so does everyone in the world, throughout history my guy. Realize the competition is even more cutthroat than decades past. You are no longer competing with your local peers, but now even GLOBALLY. So you have to be on top of your game 110%, because its really is true that some Pajeet somewhere is willing to slit someone's throat to get a chance to bite at something you're too lazy to get. but lost $5k this shit is pocket change as a normal financially-literal adult in the USA. I throw this amount around playing with buying and selling stuff. If you learn about money, this should be nothing to you. An average adult with a family pays around that every month for bills and a mortgage- so if you're already freaking out at that, what more later in life? I had no direction/desires for college ever you need to learn what college is for. It's for wealthy people to form connections with other similar peers for business later on. They join secret societies and lean on each other in these places. If you're poor and need college to survive, you will learn it will be a place to teach you how to become an employee. So treat it as such. Do some research about what jobs you can see yourself being satisfied in doing and learning what steps in college you need to take to get there. Looking for advice on what paths to pursue you're 24- you're young, but not that young anymore. If you don't get a move on, you'll be 30 and be really behind. So start thinking of a satisfying work to do and a life to live- then start to plan then make moves to achieve that. Stop messing around and actually get your life basics in order: food shelter companionship purpose you need to be panic mode right now because time is always moving, day by day. Another day passes where you are behind."}
+{"text":"So I am fucked and I am stuck at home with a disability pretty much for life, I can't go out and get a normal job with normal hours even working from home due to migraines and inflammation fatigue and no one wants to hire some special case anywhere that pays enough money to live on it seems And the market is already saturated with talented tech people out of work not like I have any skill there, and so many people are generating AI porn from space age computers I can't even try to sell smut to rich sick furries So is there any way for someone that fucked up to make enough money from home to live or survive? It would be probably years before disability decided to send me money so until then do I just straight up die? I don't have support to live the neet life."}
+{"text":"to migraines and inflammation fatigue You should really consider trying a six-week carnivore diet and see how it goes. From what I hear in real life, these are two of the issues people most often manage to resolve. You might brush me off, but what do you have to loose?"}
+{"text":"migraines and inflammation fatigue Have you been to a doctor to diagnose the issues that might be causing this? Are you morbidly obese?"}
+{"text":"Tried carnivore for a few months, it helped a little with some of the joint inflammation but overall didn't make any drastic changes in pain frequency or with my labs Several, it's a diagnosis of lupus combined with some possible mixed connective tissue issues and hypermobility/EDS My body is pretty much just haunted"}
+{"text":"lupus Why didn't you just put that in the op? That's a much bigger issue than just some migraines. Talk to your doctor about possible in-person work. Tech is overly saturated but you can still get a job if you're actually good at it. There's also other shit like copywriting and streaming/content creation, but that's a far less stable income. Best of luck, anon."}
+{"text":"Bumpy ride! 1/10 I (29)match with Filipina American girl (28) lets call her chelsea, on bumble at 4am, talk a bit, asks to meet up (its now 6am april 2024) meet up, she looks skittish, little on the edge, doesnt leave her car, has the window cracked a little lets me in car after an hour of talking. we go to have breakfast at some random place. she walks in, looks around, spots some people, she leaves immediately (im like uhh wtf??!) we go to her place. one room duplex with a cat, and barely anything in it. she plays with the cat, cute right, but she picks that cat up and throws it, hard. looks like it got hurt. i bring it up and she says thats how she plays with the cat. the cat comes to me. tells me the cat is her life, that she ran into the highway once and she had to sprint and jump to get her we talk, watch anime, she then asks me if i want to do something me: like what her: sex we have sex. missionary. she makes no eye contact, recoils when i try to kiss finish, talk a bit more I leave. strange girl, feels off. adds me on discord, asks me over again, i tell her she obviously going through something, to heal before dating/having sex again Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nooope. Chris."}
+{"text":"Alright well good luck man. I'm going to bed. I hope things get better for you my dude. You should also think about sleep. It is important."}
+{"text":"thx man, night"}
+{"text":"What in the actual fuck, did I actually type 2 years of experiences on /adv/ hahahahaha Lexapro is crazy."}
+{"text":"BPD"}
+{"text":"I managed to get my first ever girlfriend, we have been together for 4 months now. I saw a photo of her ex she didn't delete on her phone. The dude was tall but really chubby, looked so soft and nothing like me. I got a jacked physique but I am shorter. I wondered how she did such a 180 on her dating type. Then I looked at the groin of her boyfriend and it was a massive bulge. Now I know, the guy was PACKING. I am not. My dick is rather thin and a bit below average. I am now really fucking insecure. Why would she be with me? Does she even feel good with my dick? Will she start missing her hung ex? What do you do in this situation?"}
+{"text":"Lol you are so mad, why? that no woman has ever faked an orgasm with *them*; and then their girlfriends tell me that they fake them all the time! Imagine not being able to tell. Women are lazy by nature, if they're initiating sex and jackhammering my cock it's not because they're that committed to the bit. As it is, surprisingly few men actually know how to fuck."}
+{"text":"Imagine not being able to tell. You can't either, chum, you just think you can. All men think they can. They're all wrong."}
+{"text":"Your cuck fantasy is boring"}
+{"text":"mad projecting much? Nobody believes your porn larp here you can stop pretending"}
+{"text":"Im hanging this on my wall"}
+{"text":"Recently broke up with my gf. I was completely in the wrong and now I’m going to lose all my friends"}
+{"text":"Do you actually want to be done with the relationship? Like 100% completely? Or do you just not want to do deal with the consequences of your actions?"}
+{"text":"Yes I want to be done with the relationship. I also do not want to deal with the consequences of my actions"}
+{"text":"Fuck. I think she recorded our conversation and is going to send it to people I know to humiliate me. I guess I’ll find out soon"}
+{"text":"You're gonna lose your friends, not because of the break-up, but because they're all going to see what a spineless coward you are. If you live in a big city, you can probably just cut them off and never see them again."}
+{"text":"That’s the plan."}
+{"text":"if you want a gf, you have to pursue her is there another way? I don't want a gf that doesn't care about me, I want somebody that pursues me and makes me feel desired"}
+{"text":"statistically women will not pursue you unless you're in the top 15% of men the cheat code is this: you don't actually have to be the top 15% of all men in the world, just of all men that the girl is aware of or sees on a daily basis so a girl who is on dating apps - well you have to be the top 15% on there the girl that only hangs out with friends, be the top there the girl who clubs: be the top there choose your niche, and be in that top percentage of men there so instead of trying to be the top of all men on the internet (way too many try and be the top of a physical place or activity"}
+{"text":"you will need to actually show off that you're rich. then some women will approach you. they will just be gold diggers though."}
+{"text":"I don't care she's a gold digger as long as she likes me"}
+{"text":"im a broke loser but what worked for was being surrounded by women (university), they naturally talk a lot so i just autismaly shared all my interests and that got them interested so really just bee yourself but make sure you have a lot of options"}
+{"text":"ok well buy some dumb shit rich fags like such as a rolex, some high end clothes, and maybe a shiny new sports car. make a dating profile with an emphasis on those things and you will have some gold digger whore hit you up soon enough."}
+{"text":"For context, I'm a white man with a white wife. However, I will very frequently have intense erotic dreams about traveling in Asia and meeting Thai, Viet, Chinese, Japanese and Korean women at bars and clubs. It always ends in sex: passionate, romantic intense sex with asian women. I will hear those high pitched \"augh augh augh\" squeals the real asian women from asia make during sex. Those high pitched squeals are like music to my ears, in the dream I can hear those yellow sluts while feeling their tight asian cunts squeezing the hell out of my bwc. I will wake up with a terribly stiff erection, even if my wife is in bed with me. From time to time, I'll try to relieve my yellow cravings with wmaf porn. I've thought about visiting asian escorts, just to live out my fantasies without having to upset my wife. I know my wife knows I have asian exes and despises asian women: she thinks any \"slanty eyed slut\" will try to steal me from her. Really one of my most shameful fantasies is a threesome with my wife and an asian woman. The bottom line is, my white dick craves yellow. I can't fight it. I want to smell Chinese puss again, I miss the college days. Am I just fucked or is there a cure to yellow fever? I just want to stop the dreams and constant sexual thoughts any time a halfway attractive asian woman is near me."}
+{"text":"lmfao never seen this uncle terry clip"}
+{"text":"I've thought about visiting asian escorts That probably won't scratch the itch. Asian escorts are usually old an ugly. You can sometimes find a young girl just doing it in university for extra money but it's rare. Also what you're really looking for is the sense of easy conquest, that sense that she's melting for you and letting you get away with doing things to her she wouldn't let others do just because you're white. For that , you really need to just hit on an asian girl in public then get her number and take her out for a drink or dinner and feel her up during it. Or hit on an asian girl at a bar when you're on a business trip. Or get an asian sugar baby at one of various sugar baby websites like seeking arrangements best of all though would be to satisfy and sexually groom your white wife into being ok with you having threesomes with her and an asian girl. you can only do this if your wife is really head over heels for you and you have her sexually wrapped around your little finger though e.g. if you can easily make her orgasm multiple times in a session just from fucking her with your dick. You'd have to do this by making her turned on by your sexual appetite. and you'd have make her associate you having heightened sexual desire for her with you having sexual desire for other women. E.g. if you're watching a movie together and a scene with a sexy woman comes on and you get turned on and start feeling up your wife, getting her used to and comfortable with you having normal male desire for other women e.g. if your wife asks you \"do you think she's hot?\" you say \"yeah, she's a sexy little slut\" and grab your wife's ass and start feeling her up and make her force you off.. Again, this is high difficulty and most men won't succeed unless their wife really sees them as their hero and is satisfied with them."}
+{"text":"You want to talk with someone that left for an Asian let me know"}
+{"text":"I think he's probably a pretty chill dude who's liked in some places. The obsession over their looks is bizarre especially if you're white and if you're cheating for one that deserves to be made fun of."}
+{"text":"meet a 9/10 girl on tinder seems almost too good to be true meet her in person get an erection immediately because she's so hot and acts very submissive speaks kinda weirdly repeats a lot of the same points over and over again seems to have a very hard time understanding very basic concepts turns out she's retarded like literally, she has mental retardation, tells me she went to special needs class and everything, lives on government assistance etc. she tells me she loves me and blah blah and wants to be my girlfriend Im feeling really conflicted about this. Is it a good idea to make her my girlfriend and try to help her or should I just pass."}
+{"text":"make her my girlfriend Just need to get the basic stuff out of the way first. Do you feel like she can consent or is she so retarded she doesn't even understand sex. Only Ask cause you said very hard time understanding very basic concepts Secondly could you actually sit down and have a deep in depth conversation that satisfies you? It is fine if you don't, but I would say that you might be looking for a FWB Lastly, if literally any of your friends or family met her for longer then 5-10 minutes would they know? Cause if they can then you are going to be known as the Retard Fucker. That is not a label you wash off."}
+{"text":"Just need to get the basic stuff out of the way first. Do you feel like she can consent or is she so retarded she doesn't even understand sex yeah she told me she had sex with her exes and she would like to have sex Secondly could you actually sit down and have a deep in depth conversation that satisfies you? No Lastly, if literally any of your friends or family met her for longer then 5-10 minutes would they know? hmm no, she really manages to come off as normal quite well, it took me like 20-30 minutes to realize"}
+{"text":"Nta I feel like you're good to go. I know a girl in who isn't quite with it enough to be independent, basically mentally 12 but at the same time someone with the normal desires of a 28 year old woman. She has a husband and kid last time I checked."}
+{"text":"Unless op is gay no relationship is perfectly unequal. The best she could hope for is someone to treat her equally"}
+{"text":"I need good reasons to quit neet life my brain is turning to jelly and it seems harder and harder to leave months are going quicker and quicker but its too comfy"}
+{"text":"its not comfy but contentment slipping into concessions"}
+{"text":"How to study? I haven't been in school in forever and I wasn't really a good test taker back then. I am working for certifications and I want to learn how to properly study."}
+{"text":"ask gpt then do what gpt tells you give all homework to gpt"}
+{"text":"be me M20 Had a beautiful online gf at 18 then lost our 8 month relationship because I wasnt feeling it Regrets it to this day and I should have kept loving her through the hard times Crawled back to her and every time I said I loved her she got mad then eventually blocked me Now im 20 Lifes been going downhill since the break up Thinks about her every day No friends Cant drive and got fired a year ago but no more jobs in walking distance Hot twink body boring face nobody wants me Family looks down on me I crave sex but super afraid to meet or talk to anyone irl Tries to find a new hobby to brag about on the internet so im liked Diagnosed Autistic and lying about going to college so my dad wont be mad I want to buy more substances when I turn 21 in a month and I wonder if I somewhat like being pathetic cause im so used to being a nobody"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"You got more years id just wait it out."}
+{"text":"neat, you should put it in your diary. Unless you need some sort of advice, otherwise it looks like you’re going to continue being a loser but one with addictions when you turn 21."}
+{"text":"be me, M18 9:38 PM last night decide to text \"are you dtf\" to a friend from my TJ Maxx job (F19) She's openly wanted to have sex with me for weeks we just haven't gotten around to doing it yet, so I'm confident she'll say yes She responds with \"wdym\" have to explain what it means, say \"do you want to hook up\" She responds with \"um not now\" So basically, was it because I used that fucking abbreviation she got icked out? I just realized I think that's milennial slang but I wasn't thinking of it at the time. I was/am an incel to this point so still using sex haver terms from when I read them at 8 years old."}
+{"text":"Those Moroccans are far from fake, they hang around with these girls in city centers and shopping malls and central bus stops doing fuck all, just making noise and laughing and playing music and making stupid jokes. Usually these are teenagers through bachelor age people. I'm not saying that OP should avoid complimenting, but you're assuming that op literally just met her. He wrote in the post \"she's openly wanted to have sex with me for weeks\", you're ignoring a huge part here, he's not picking anyone up. There's a girl interested in him that he already knows for weeks and he's asking her if she's dtf. If she's dtf she's dtf. If she's not dtf she's not dtf. No amount of sucking up or down will change that at this point"}
+{"text":"You're autistic, low IQ and are unsuccessful at getting pussy . \"not tip toeing around\" doesn't mean sending \"are you dtf\" The way you show forward interest in a girl while texting is complimenting her body in one of her pics (in a way that shows overt male sexual desire for her and charm) then asking to see more. If she sends you something else then you're in business. keep going, express how much you want her, how fucking hot she is, ask for more or particular pics, say what seeing that pic makes you want to do to her. That makes her feel sexy. Then you can ask if she's free on x date and arrange to meet up. just saying \"are you dtf\" is way lower percentage and will make lots of girls who might have considered you a potential before think that you're a sperg and gross. Asking that just doesn't make them feel sexy. asking \"are you dtf\" is how homosexuals communicate and express desire. Correspondingly, the women who are most likely to respond positively to \"are you dtf\" are the women who are the most steeped in homosexual LGBTQIA+ culture and have been most conditioned to is norms. i.e. the women who have mostly LGBT friends, who partake in polyamory, who identify as nonbinary or take testosterone. Those are not the kind of women you want, even as a fling/friend with benefits."}
+{"text":"he said are you dtf out of the blue that day as first message."}
+{"text":"see example"}
+{"text":"as a millennial who only ever got with millennials we never asked dtf to an actual partner that's something like booty call or slam piece you call something when it's guys talking with guys, or girls talking with girls, and never the actual person you are hooking up with"}
+{"text":"When every thing you do to take care of them gets disregarded because they think you're lower than them because you're a tranny? My whole family uses drugs so I have to make sure they aren't dead and stuff. I drive by them everyday before work and see if they need urgent help. I was doing the same today and I dropped the fact that I could do something if they were willing to consider rehab because I called some places up and I can actually afford it now and they give you meds to counter withdrawal and literally every single time without fail they bring up the fact that I'm a trans girl and their perception of me like they think I'm a sex worker or I'm living dangerously and have AIDS and stuff so I'm not different than them because in their world every trans woman is like that but I'm literally not. I'm just trying to help you. I love you and I want to be with you and I wish we could just hug and have bbqs or whatever we used to do when we was kids but no we can't you use so much now that I have to go to bed worrying if I find one of you dead the next day. Like I have found them ODing when I've checked on them. I literally spend like a good portion of my income on narcan just for them to keep around the house and I have to restock it every 3 weeks now when it used to be just very month What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Am I supposed to put up with hearing the same insults by family?"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? Stop posting ragebait."}
+{"text":"Thanks for you words it means a lot :) I don't know what I was thinking posting this on here in the first place. I was at work and was about to cry so I had to talk about it somewhere"}
+{"text":"you can't help people who don't want help it's good you have a job, you should focus most of your energy on taking care of yourself checking on them once a day is probably the most you can do if you can find a way or trick them into developing their own support structures, maybe get them going to church or something, or atleast finding things to do other than drugs, that would be ideal but a druggie family who thinks they're better than you, is NOT your responsibility be grateful you made it out of that household"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Am I supposed to put up with hearing the same insults by family? remember, it's not really a matter of how much you care it's more about spending your energy wisely & not letting them drag you down with them, if that makes sense it's difficult"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Yes."}
+{"text":"I don't know why lately I wanted to watch CP, I know it's wrong and Illegal but every day I think about it and it turns me on, I don't have any installed and I haven't even searched for it but I really would like to watch some even though I know it's wrong. What should I do?"}
+{"text":"just go to the Pragmata threads on /v/ and get it out of your system."}
+{"text":"blow your brains out"}
+{"text":"How old are you, roughly, how much porn do you typically consume, and how often do you masturbate?"}
+{"text":"why watch? plenty of elementary schools around."}
+{"text":"I was used to make CP as a child, and now I’m a pooner with multiple personalities. It’s not worth the cost to society."}
+{"text":"Someone please help me learn to communicate better with women. be me Probably autistic helping build and repair structures for a nice village in Costa Rica spend months of their salary on cement women want to help and start trying to mix the product with the water immediately can tell they are doing it wrong they are confusing volume and weight with their measurements try to explain polietly and multiple times the error few minutes later no use, all of the cement is ruined and basically just gray sand now go buy more cement return and try to explain the difference between volume and weight for half an hour Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thus I was trying to seek advice on how to communicate simple and easily understandable concepts to women KEK! Well THERE'S your problem. ALL the women need to know is WEIGH OUT 6 Kg. of cement mix, then add 1 LITER of water Any more than that and they just don't care. AGAIN... WEIGH the cement mixture, Add water a liter per every 6 Kg. That's ALL they need to need to know. This too. when it effects their shoe and make-up and snacks purchases, they'll care REAL quick. Otherwise, you give simple instructions and WATCH them do it once. ANON, the SOONER you realize women are like 14 year olds who don't care about precision unless it's to show up a rival or make themselves look better, the less you'll worry about trying to teach them something that they simply don't care enough about to learn properly,(But will say and act like they do"}
+{"text":"Bring in a smokin hot bitch in skimpy outfit who knows nuclear physics and get her to mix the cement perfectly with no instruction and mog the local women while they watch."}
+{"text":"JEEEEZUS Christ anon. First of all, the bags have weights printed on them right? WHAT do they say? You didn't explain this well at all. ARE you mixing sand AND portland cement AND water from separate sources? OR are the bags of cement premix that just require water? people have been mixing cement and mortar and concrete in wheelbarrows for over 100 years, retards even. they usually break it down into X shovelfuls of sand, to X shovelfuls of cement to x liters(Gallon buckets or partials) or water. No one needs to \"Understand\" the different volumes and weights of sand and portland. That's YOUR JOB as the BRAINS, YOU figure out how many of each standard containers/bags/buckets of each and they do that EVERY TIME, Over and over. GOT IT?? Of course, if you are at all, \"El Guapo Hefe\" they could just be fucking up for your attention. Like when women act like they can't play billiards or golf... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Op here again. This is the best advice given itt, thanks anon. I try to be an open minded person, but I just couldn't help but notice trying to explain how to mix water and concrete in certain proportions would be more difficult than hauling 50kg bags for a few hours up a hill. Madness when it's put that way"}
+{"text":"Nigga you aren't even talking to op, I'm op When itt did I said it didn't? Anon read the thread before making dumb comments or go to reddit please thanks Thankfully this wasn't needed, an abuelo from an adjacent property came over and told them to go home and take care of their niños instead of fucking up the building sites more"}
+{"text":"Stop focusing on material achievement. It's all a fucking distraction. Stop focusing on \"success\". Stop focusing on how what you've accomplished will be remembered by generations to come. I was like you once. I realized it was dumb and I simply stopped caring about all of that shit. You want money, you want success, you want to be like your idols...but do you really? It's all a fucking distraction."}
+{"text":"I genuinely don't know what's wrong with you people material achievements are obviously inferior to being able to rub rotten parts together, obviously! don't forget having a bunch of idiots who you can drink beer with! JFC."}
+{"text":"Yes. Am I wrong?"}
+{"text":"romance and socialization That's even worse, dumbass. You're saying to stop focusing on things you can get by yourself and focus instead on things only other people can give or withdraw."}
+{"text":"Little connection but much achievement leaves one unfulfilled. It is the opposite for those with much connection but little achievement."}
+{"text":"ive conquered myself. material wealth is a bonus."}
+{"text":"How can I become a highly eloquent and sophisticated speaker"}
+{"text":"Take your time. Practice speaking to yourself. Learn new words-be on the hunt for them, in fact. Don't take popular culture for granted and know why French and Spanish is seens as romantic instead of German."}
+{"text":"Aristotle wrote about this, also Cicero"}
+{"text":"Read a lot of books. This teaches you new vocabulary AND their nuance; calling someone “lackadaisical” isn’t the same as “lazy.” Watch videos of speakers you admire or find such people, and emulate them. Eliminate filler words from your vocabulary and embrace the pause when you speak."}
+{"text":"You're going to want to continue to become even more like Dr. Robotnik"}
+{"text":"develop a consistent morality"}
+{"text":"going on 27 havent had an IRL gf since middle school havent had an online/long distance relationship since around 2020 dont even have those GF dreams where im reminded of how lonely i am anymore when i wake up anymore cant even imagine what i would do if i had a GF or wife im no longer in the \">tfw no gf\" phase, ive learned to enjoy parts of my life alone, but i feel like this is just a slippery slope into becoming more mentally ill."}
+{"text":"you're still young enough, don't whine do something"}
+{"text":"going on 27 havent had an IRL gf since middle school havent had an online/long distance relationship since around 2020 how many dates have you been on in that period? how many women have you approached?"}
+{"text":"There’s nothing wrong with being comfortable with being alone. If you do happen to meet a woman you want to marry you’ll feel some sort of spark"}
+{"text":"maybe a few times in high school but i got shot down every time, but none after that. after i graduated around 2018 i moved to a pretty rural town to help family so chances of actually meeting anyone around my age was incredibly small, which is partly why i experimented with online stuff. even before then i wasnt the most extroverted person though so if they didnt make the first move i probably wouldnt have."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have any tips on how to make some money on the side? I am not talking about anything big just a little extra money to have besides your regular job"}
+{"text":"raise rent for your tenants"}
+{"text":"Just be evil I appreciate the honesty"}
+{"text":"There was a thread about this on /biz/ some years ago. Only successful one I saw was 3D modeling to make virtual sex toys to be sold in Second Life"}
+{"text":"sell sperm. Being rich also helps"}
+{"text":"drug dealing online sex work scamming if you are any good at drawing or art, make pieces and sell them"}
+{"text":"how do i get girl friends? my interests are: vidya drawing (well i draw barely at all these days, i should do it more) metal music reading i've been wanting friends so much that i recently started watching twitch just to simulate having friends, which is pretty pathetic. vidya is like 80-90% of my \"hobby time\" nowadays and that's kinda bad i know, but i can say that at least i mainly play good games like morrowind/tamriel rebuilt, oblivion, lotro. i play other mmo's also occasionally but they aren't social like they used to, and everyone has their established circles even in mmos these days it feels like, nobody wants an actual long-term friend. i haven't had success with mmo's. i also don't want male friends because based on my experiences i don't think men aren't really capable of being platonic friends with women unless very specific conditions are met. i'd rather focus 100% of my effort into finding female friends. but, that is pretty hard starting from 0 friends for almost 10 years lol. i'm in university, but i feel like any time i talk to another girl it's pretty much 1 word responses, or they act very \"professional\" in such a way that i feel like they're definitely just being nice and aren't interested in being around me. i cut my losses if it feels like i'm the only one carrying the conversation and getting no interest back, which happens often. i try to be friendly to everyone, but everyone seems so closed off imo."}
+{"text":"You could branch out to tabletop RPG games, card games, etc. There's plenty of women in those social circles who also like to read and gaming. Book clubs too."}
+{"text":"First, you're not a girl Second, you suck at video games, even single player ones Third, you need to find a good man to suck your clit and hug you nightly Fourth, please go to board game events, and ttrpg events (d&d, Pathfinder, call of Cthulhu, daggerheart) because I want to find you there, all desperate and misguided thinking you need female friends, and then noticing my charismatic Chad ass and sucking my cock like my milk is your life essence"}
+{"text":"With recent goings on in the world I decided on Friday to share a couple posts about what's happening in Iran because I feel very strongly that it is a humanitarian injustice. I could not foresee that this was a huge mistake. I go to a very left-wing university and most of my friends are aligned with left causes. I thought they would agree with me, but instead I was bombarded with messages calling me an \"Islamophobe\", a \"Zionist\", and a \"Trump supporter\". They accused me of being a warmongerer and of spreading anti-Muslim propaganda, and many defriended me and blocked me. One person even implied a violent threat towards me by saying I \"shouldn't show my face\" in public anymore. I am terrified to go onto campus for classes tomorrow because I know I will see several of these people there and I'm scared of being attacked. What can I do? Should I just wait for the anger to die down, or can I take legal action somehow?"}
+{"text":"being this retarded that you think OP's post is real"}
+{"text":"double down and wear a trump hat, tesla shirt, and cargo pants. if approached reach into your backpack and hold your hand in there. do not threaten but appear threatening. best of luck."}
+{"text":"Dont post on social media you clown. I only talk politics with like the two people in my life who can talk about it without going bezerk. Posting political opinions online for anyone to see is fucking retarded. Live and learn dumbass"}
+{"text":"Good investment. It'll pay off when the wind blows the other direction. You'll be seen as the rare honest and based guy. Fake people are every day afraid of being called out, that's why they get so angry."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself, zogbot And I am right wing"}
+{"text":"Be me Go to publix to pickup sub and get groceries Go to sub pickup, hear my name get called by a womanly voice Look up and see my best friends girlfriend that I've known for 2 years, but have only ever interacted with when he was around No smile, no warmth, kept my distance, and said \"wassup\" Her face goes from smile to blank and then she turns away Did a 180, and walked past her to go shopping I think I reacted this way because I know she only really knows me because of our mutual relationship with my friend. She would probably never interact with me if we didn't know each other through my friend. I am worried I probably fucked it all up from this interaction. What should I do now? Pic related, my autism helmet."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm not very good at being a person. I'm more of an observer. A pair of eyes if you will. When an actual person tries to interact with me, I draw blanks and my threat response gets turned on."}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, this was hard to imagine. Why do you think you are this way?"}
+{"text":"I was pretty social up until I went to this ghetto school in 8th grade. Ever since then, I associate all people as potential threats. Funny enough, I met my friend back when I was still social. Safe to say, I probably wouldn't be friends if we met after 8th grade."}
+{"text":"Lmao You fucked up big time. You KNOW she went home and told her version of events to the boyfriend/your best friend. Now you are the bad guy. Have you talked to your friend since?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, he literally called me a minute or two after the initial encounter. Said his gf told him I acted like I didn't know her. Said she laughed at it or something. I'd prefer her to laugh at me than actually feel offended desu. But then when I saw her again in the parking lot, she didn't really look at me at all. Idk man, I'm just bad at this human being/social creature thing."}
+{"text":"How do teens and early-20s people have the time and resources to travel so much? I'm in my late 20s and on dating apps, and it seems like every other girl has been to five continents and visited half the states in the U.S. and they frequently vacation for months at a time, etc. How is this possible??? Growing up, we weren't poor, but we certainly didn't have the money for extravagant vacations. We took day trips within driving distance, sometimes spent a night at a hotel in an adjacent state, and I once went to Disney World. But, these chicks seem to be taking like four month-long vacations every year. Do they not have jobs? Do they put it all on credit cards? I'm genuinely baffled. Only now in my late 20s after accumulating enough resources and getting a very good job with a decent allotment for time off am I starting to consider taking 2-3 weeks to visit Japan, and I think that's pretty cool, but it seems to be comparatively trivial. Also, do dudes travel this much too, or only chicks? So many questions."}
+{"text":"I am not religious at all. I do not believe in angels or demons or an afterlife, etc. I just believe in doing good by society and your people. I'm also racist and have strong traditional values."}
+{"text":"parents' money i'd say \"studying abroad\" is another reason but that requires going to an expensive school that their parents are also paying for i am also viciously jealous of these women. one of the replies here claims it's mostly white women but i disagree, it is literally just any chick whose parents are overpaid and underworked. so fucking retarded lol"}
+{"text":"well actually i went there for a job, got fired and then drifted for 6 months til i got another one. logistics were that sometimes I slept in a mcdonalds or a park. logisitics for fucking at a hostel is you go to the shared shower room or a love hotel. Eventually I got my own place and she stayed there. Hostels are great, I made a ton of friends there, it's good for business networking, friendmaking, and finding love but don't put too much importance on it because people are in vacation mode even if they stay for a month or more. The girl I fell in love with was stayed at multiple farms for months and then stayed with me for a month. She would use her card filled with daddy's money to buy my groceries. I met her as soon as I got a job and when she broke up with me I went crazy and eventually lost my job. You're thinking too rationally about this. People will favor experiences/travel over savings and will travel without an emergency savings or thinking about their future. I have friends who saved and have good jobs and go on 1/2 week trips to places but they'll never have the experiences I've had living in foreign countries for years, just throwing my previous life and caution to the wind and living even if I don't know where my bed is the next night, or if I have to leave a cockroach infested hostel to stay at a girl's apartment."}
+{"text":"I've heard of situations like this before, but didn't think they were too popular. \"Backpacking around Asia\" (meaning various countries in south east Asia) is kind of a cliché for what you do in your gap year (between school and university). Everybody does it. Living as a poor person in a foreign country just doesn't appeal to me, idk why people do it for so long Because there are lots of interesting places to visit. Palaces, temples, monasteries, etc."}
+{"text":"I totally get your confusion OP. The 20 yo art student I fucked had a tattoo, took LSD, and travelled alone for months in asia and fucked a mid-30's guy living in a hostel (me). When I was 20 I was jacking off to hentai, playing video games in my childhood room trying to pass a physics exam in a junior college, working retail. Never thought I'd travel. this is me"}
+{"text":"do i really need friends? i feel zero compulse to have friends. i do feel strong compulsions to have a girlfriend though. like i dont mind just rotting inside all day, not even doing anything just reflecting and thinking."}
+{"text":"You need someone who'll come to your aid when shit hits the fan. If you have siblings or copious amounts of money you really don't need friends."}
+{"text":"how would knowing that saves my life?"}
+{"text":"auxiliary power unit"}
+{"text":"Sure the idealization of a girl friend can make you feel invisible, But that is a phantasm and the reality is that human being are not made to be alone. You need friend and I saying this for me before you because I know how the idealist road end."}
+{"text":"I have few pleasures greater in life than being in a place with people that i know like me. And being able to go up to them and they're happy to see me is amazing. Friends are based"}
+{"text":"How fix neck?"}
+{"text":"There could easily be a million different things wrong with your neck. But for a start, try tying a noose around your neck and tying the other end to the back of a car."}
+{"text":"Mewing helps in some cases. And if you can't mew you should at least try to fix that."}
+{"text":"I have tried mewing and nothing changed, I think I might have my head and chin too far back naturally. Even AI is trying to gaslight me that's not possible, and all you have to do is hold your head high, up not forward, which I think is bullshit. If I push my head forward my ears are still align with my shoulders and I feel my airway open up slightly too"}
+{"text":"Sleep with your head hanging off the bed and a hundred pounds weight tied to your ears"}
+{"text":"Tie a rope around it."}
+{"text":"I had no idea things were THIS bad holy shit. I genuinely didn't know man. Wow. When you realize it is like how TF did I get here?"}
+{"text":"I won't read attached documents (I'm not your secretary or editor). Make a succinct request for advice next time."}
+{"text":"be me go sit down at a table in the cafeteria looks like nobody was sitting there dude comes out nowhere yelling hey man can I have my seat back Do I move or no?"}
+{"text":"Squeeze your ass muscles but it's 50/50 whether you'd actually just shit yourself."}
+{"text":"If one wants to save a seat while going to the counter, one indicates that by leaving something on it or tilting it into the table"}
+{"text":"but it's 50/50 whether you'd actually just shit yourself lol oh god if I had a dollar for everytime that happened to me xD"}
+{"text":"Why the long face?"}
+{"text":"I won't read be me threads because they indicate a disorganized mind that can't accomplish anything. Make a succinct request for advice next time."}
+{"text":"Is it morally acceptable to keep seeing a girl who wants a committed relationship with me, when I know I don’t want one with her? I would be completely honest with her from the start: there will be no relationship. For the next seven months, I’m stuck in a place where I’m mostly alone and bored. Being close to her makes my days easier, and we genuinely enjoy each other’s company. I’m not looking for someone else, partly because I’ll be leaving this town in seven months anyway. What I’m struggling with is the moral side of it. If I’m clear that what I can offer is only sex and companionship — no commitment, no future — is it ethically acceptable to continue seeing her? Or is the right thing to do to walk away, even if that means choosing seven months of loneliness? The complication is that when we were seeing each other, she told me she could imagine being with me for the rest of her life. We’ve already dated for three months."}
+{"text":"Is it morally acceptable to keep seeing a girl who wants a committed relationship with me, when I know I don’t want one with her? No. There's not really any point in saying anything else: no, it's not okay."}
+{"text":"no absolutely not women decay fast and have a limited amount of time to lock someone down. being deceptive and stringing them along is asshole behavior full stop"}
+{"text":"Or is the right thing to do to walk away, even if that means choosing seven months of loneliness? Oh no! Not seven whole months! Bitch made OP."}
+{"text":"Actually good, advice all people are selfish even her, for wanting me"}
+{"text":"I love how the retarded stickman has retarded deformities I can just HEAR the dumbass speaking way of his guy xDDDD"}
+{"text":"How do I remove my sexual shame and be comfortable with me being a horny man with needs like anyone else?"}
+{"text":"I watch porn all the time and I don’t feel bad about myself. My guess is that your shame is rooted in something else other than your desires. Do you have a job? Are you self sufficient?"}
+{"text":"There’s nothing wrong with feeling shame from being horny. That’s normal, but also you’re human. You deserve a good girl. Feeling shame is good. Make it let you be a better person."}
+{"text":"I’ve felt the same way sometimes. You deserve all of it though. To touch someone and be touched. Whether it’s the brush of someone’s hand on your back or pushing a girl’s loose hair behind her ear. Sex too. Feeling all of that and wanting it isn’t shameful. Nothing wrong with what you need, man. Hope you know that one day."}
+{"text":"Knowing doesnt matter in his case."}
+{"text":"So waht does matter then?"}
+{"text":"me, lifelong chud 1/2 year into a relationship the girl is a gem, maltreated but a gem fumbled few times as shes my first one, yet she still stayed with me (for todays standards thats rare ig) loves me really much, literally had dreams of us having kids etc recently some dramas involving one massive bad touch fumble i did long time ago she keeps coming back to it i cant do anything bout it, ive apologized already and constantly improving there were temporary brake-ups because of her goodnes gracious great intuition and friend advice (one of the temps was even caused by me getting mad on her sitting with \"collegues\" who only talk against me) she really meant this break up but idk how to tell, she still calls to check on me similar stuff happened before but i dunno Is it over? Am I evil? Ungern von Sternberg, help me..."}
+{"text":"She's crazy. That's all there is to it."}
+{"text":"ignore her and she'll be crawling back, you seem to be a cowardly fag"}
+{"text":"I'm having my first bisexual experience in the form of an invitation to a MMF threesome with my roommate. What advice does /adv/ have for me? I think it will feel good, but I don't really have any experience with guys. He's an attractive guy though and the girl he's bringing is cute too. He wants me to fuck her, eat her out together, then fuck her again double vaginal with us using the cum as lube."}
+{"text":"Gross, disgusting and cuck pilled. You and your buddy are simps for a psycho BPD chick."}
+{"text":"Rude :/"}
+{"text":"You and your buddy are simps for a psycho BPD chick. who isn't?"}
+{"text":"Rude :/ Better to be rude than crude. And you’re crude as fuck and deserve the rudeness. You go on /adv/ to talk and ask about using gay semen for lubricant to fuck a whore in some awkward homo worship ceremony held for a psycho chick who has the two gay boys wrapped around her fat pinky finger."}
+{"text":"You sound jelly."}
+{"text":"Women have become extremely fucking picky over the years searching for their fucking chads. How do I find a woman that actually wants a real relationship?"}
+{"text":"Yeah unfortunately they all want a \"whatcha doing girl\" black guy with brown and black dreads and eyedrop tattoos. Dorks like you and me only belong in the cuckold tier. Fucking sucks because our parents told us with a good job and education we'd meet the right one, but the black guy who is a \"whatcha doing girl\" type of guy is taking everything away from us. Only way we could ever change that is to convince God to change our lives completely starting with us growing up in a broken single mother home in the hood, and then do basketball, and then we should be there."}
+{"text":"What men get wrong is that women are not attracted to absolute value (your total compensation, height, strength) but your COMPARISON value to other males in her social circle. That's why in one friend group which is handsome, tall, well-connected you might be an incel, but in group of other with men with less social standing who are less attractive you might be the chad without changing a single thing about yourself. For a latina who came from the ghetto as a white man you are comparably better than her entire social circle, while you might be considered a subhuman by a attractive blonde cheerleader from a sorority"}
+{"text":"For a latina who came from the ghetto as a white man you are comparably better than her entire social circle, while you might be considered a subhuman by a attractive blonde cheerleader from a sorority"}
+{"text":"So basically what you're saying is, for an ugly chud like me, I would have to find a woman that finds me the most attractive man she's ever seen in her life."}
+{"text":"Total. Cope."}
+{"text":"I live in a third-world country and I’m currently enrolled in a 4-year university program for art and animation. The problem is, my university is very far from where I live. The daily travel is exhausting, expensive, and draining me mentally and physically. I told my parents that I believe I’m capable of learning on my own. For art and animation, what really matters is the portfolio, not the degree. I feel like I could use the time I waste traveling to actually improve my skills, study online, and build a strong portfolio to get work. I also red some reddit post on /animation where some dude asked for advice regarding the same issue, on which almost all of the replies where talking about making a portfolio because their skills were already on top compare to other industry grade animators, and l believe it's of same level as with me. My parents don’t agree. They say I must finish college no matter what, because a degree is “security.” Now I’m stuck between burning out every day just to attend classes, or risking everything by leaving and betting on myself. I’m really confused and need honest advice."}
+{"text":"I don't know the animation industry. If you are correct that portfolio is the only thing that matters, pursue that. Be 100% certain that this is true first"}
+{"text":"Even my own university professors say grades don’t matter in art/animation>only your skills and how well your work matches what the industry wants. I fully agree with that. But here’s the real problem, if I ever want to work overseas, I’ll probably need a visa. And most visas become much easier if you have a university degree especially from a recognized institution. So even if the degree is useless for skill, it might still be useful for immigration. Right now, my life is basically having no energy left to actually practice art properly. I can literally feel my skills getting worse because I’m always tired, anxious, and burned out. Still, I have no choice but to carry this pressure for 3 more years if I stay. I want to quit and focus fully on my portfolio, learn online, take commissions, build real experience. But that risks killing my chances of ever working abroad. Staying means destroying my mental health slowly. I applied for hostel but they said l have to wait for 6 months until next admission process restarts. I can only hope it will make things much better."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"How do I find friends? I'm a high school student, I'm average - above average looking, and I haven't found a single real friend or girlfriend in the last four years. Everyone around me is too different to make friends, and I honestly don't know how to meet people outside of these groups. I try to participate in all sorts of activities, but it always ends up with me just being the guy in the background who's busy with something, despite the fact that I'm often the center of attention online. Please help. I don't want to rot alone in an empty apartment at 30."}
+{"text":"The real solution is to actually stop being a loser, and I'm saying this in the most loving way I can. People have to get the first impression about you as being a cool funny dude and that's it. People you already know change hard in how they see you but when you get in contact with a new group, fake it so much until you become delusional and you make it. I was a nobody in highschool like bullied severely, moved away for college and turned my life around faking confidence and being a bit funny."}
+{"text":"How do traumatized people develop humor? Have you been through a very rough period that left you with constant unhappiness? How did you pull yourself back?"}
+{"text":"This. It's like you're just running from something constantly. On the outside it comes off as you being some insincere child but people who have seen some shit can understand it"}
+{"text":"Humour is pretty much the only thing I have going for me...hehe, though the things I consider truly funny like laugh out loud is shit that no one else would, laughter is a less of an emotion and more of a physical response so you can still vibe with it even if you're basically dead inside"}
+{"text":"Adult normalcy and superficial shit goes out the window under trauma, and even moreso extended trauma. That dress right dress you learned from being a student leader in AIT? yeah, gone. Your about face? Gone too."}
+{"text":"Lel, I trained myself to not laugh even if the situation is funny because job required putting a straight face. Now I'm the weirdo whose always aloof and stands in the back (everyone else moves a bit when laughing). I really want to stop this. I want to see people laugh from things I say. I want to see their faces."}
+{"text":"How do traumatized people develop humor? I put my trauma in my humour And viceversa but to a lesser degree"}
+{"text":"I have fucked up. I have been wildly negligent regarding my life and as I look around at 31 I see nothing to be proud of. It's apparent now that I was running on luck and stumbling uphill for most of my twenties but it was working out for the most part. By the time I was 29 I had a great job that paid great ($33 an hour but with OT I was making ~$160k/yr). Had bought a new to me car, and even scored an amazing apartment downtown (I live in a relatively small town fwiw) at an even better price. Things were looking up somewhat. I even got clean there for a few months. At the end of '23 is when things took a turn. In an effort to keep this post a somewhat reasonable length I will refrain from going into details about what took place. Long story short I lost my job. I had a work buddy that got into a situation to say the least and I gave him the benefit of doubt which was the wrong move to make and I ended up as collateral damage in the tornado of destruction that was this guys demise. He currently sits in prison awaiting trial. Call it bad luck with maybe some ignorance sprinkled in, doesn't matter, the blow to my life had been dealt. In hindsight I see that if it wasn't that then it just would have been something else. I was precariously positioned at the top of a house of cards that was my life and any major event would have had the chance of knocking it all down."}
+{"text":"Despite making nearly three times as much money as I ever had at that job, after a year and a half I was in a worse financial situation than I started. I was living paycheck to paycheck and had about 50-60k in debt between school loans, car note, credit cards, and payday loans. Despite working in a very in demand field it took me three months before I finally got back to work which was almost exactly two years ago. In that time I have worked three different jobs and having quit all of them voluntarily for various reasons. Didn't take long for me to start using again and to make matters worse I've developed absolutely crippling gambling addiction. I lost my nice apartment and had to move back in with mom and dad where I've been for a year now. Every single line of credit I had have all been charged off. Every one. My car hasn't been repossessed but only because they haven't found it I guess. It feels like everything is fucked. And all by my own hand. I've had a lot of troubles in life but not one has been anything other than completely my doing. I know I can't keep living like this, so apathetic about my own existence. I try to count my blessings but end up just feeling guilty. I don't know how to change. I'm scare to think of what it will take to get me to change if nothing so far has been enough. What if there's nothing that will? I'm nearing the end of my rope. Sorry for the novel, I truly appreciate anyone that took the time to read this."}
+{"text":"It feels like everything is fucked. And all by my own hand. That seems an entirely accurate assessment, to be perfectly honest. But just because you've fucked up in the past doesn't mean you have to *keep* fucking up now. You can choose to stop. You have acquired some self-awareness that you didn't previously have; so use it."}
+{"text":"amazing apartment This is where you fucked up. Better luck next time."}
+{"text":"I move in a very competitive environment; people betray each other, they envy each other, they make political moves—they're very, very political. Nobody likes each other, and if they do, it's very fake. They stab each other in the back, they manipulate each other, they calculate lies for years, they only attack the weak, etc. What do you do in a place like that if you can't escape?"}
+{"text":"Fantasize about escape"}
+{"text":"have oneitis he always looks 10/10 irl and you have to actively avoid looking at him most of the time out of fear of being overwhelmed and making yourself look dumb look up photos of him on the internet photos always make him look unimpressive so you don't get anything out of them does this happen with men too ? i mean probably not. and i mean when someone you like seems magnetic irl and almost makes you feel overwhelmed when you're near them irl, but they just look weird and make you feel kind of weird when looking up photos of them also. i don't think anyone would call him a chad if i were to post a pic of him, but he is literally the one who became my type. that's also why i don't want to date or get close to him or anything, because 99% i'd be the one who cares more thanks to my 120% attraction to him. and i don't want to be in that position ngl. so uh anyone managed to get rid of a long-term crush/oneitis? i'm not friends with him, but he exists in my social circle, so i don't know if i can completely cut contact either."}
+{"text":"fuck him right in the bussy"}
+{"text":"does this happen with men too ? I certainly know what you mean - I genuinely can't tell from looking at a photograph how attractive I will find someone irl - but I think this is quite rare. Most men don't seem to have that issue."}
+{"text":"Shit photography skills Wielding camera is fkn rocket science Git gud n00b Next"}
+{"text":"What actions should I take to stop being a black incel and get a wife and friends?"}
+{"text":"Nigmax, somehow that shit works"}
+{"text":"literally just exist while black around liberal white women, they'll start feeling bad for you and fuck you almost immediately"}
+{"text":"Bleach your skin like Michael and be a white incel."}
+{"text":"another girl cancelling before we're supposed to go out on a date if you remember my previous thread, this isn't a repeat it just happened again"}
+{"text":"What advice are you asking for?"}
+{"text":"Thats because it's easy to set up a date a few days in advance because people always overestimate how much energy they will have at a given point in the future and then when the day comes they want nothing less than having to go on a date. Unfortunately that anon saying you should try meeting up immediately and on short notice has a point because it increases the chance that you catch someone in the right mood to get dressed and ho have a drink right away."}
+{"text":"Multi texting as a negative thing is dumb. Sometimes it's a continued though, a new one or a change of correction. I hate the \"you can only send one text thing\" in most contexts I would do it."}
+{"text":"This is why women ghost Because little boys and their temper tantrums and no one wants to deal with it"}
+{"text":"You faggots getting ghosted are probably spilling your sperghetti over texts and scaring them off"}
+{"text":"How do I find an alcoholic gf or at least a gf who likes to drink every single weekend? try the pub The pubs near me are only filled with 50+ year old women where I live. Younger girls go to nightclubs and I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringe"}
+{"text":"not my problem."}
+{"text":"too much booze in a relationship is not a good thing anon. trust me."}
+{"text":"The pubs near me are only filled with 50+ year old women where I live. Based. Fuck a 50+ year old drunken MILF and make her your GF."}
+{"text":"Younger girls go to nightclubs and I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringe Just go, faggot. Hang around the bar. You don't need to stay on the dance floor. If you end up talking to chicks just make some shit up like your friends were with you earlier but they disappeared and aren't replying to your texts because they're too drunk."}
+{"text":"Those women you think are 50 are just poorly aged zoomettes"}
+{"text":"I had a rough year, dogs died, mom died from cancer, all of them died in my arms. And I made a rushed and stupid decision, due to not being in a good state of mind, to move to a different state for a year. I thought it would help clear my mind but, turns out, I absolutely hate it, and now I need to stick with it for 9 months, before I can go back. Anyone had to deal with something similar, and maybe has some advice on how to cope with it?"}
+{"text":"Take some dance classes so you can get some physical touch."}
+{"text":"more like, go to Dagestan 2-3 years and forget."}
+{"text":"My dog died last year and my mom almost died I ended up having to take care of her for however long she is well enough to stay out of a nursing home. I wished I could get away like you but I can't. I guess it's a mixed bag. You would have complaints about home if you stayed too. I haven't been able to get a new dog myself but I think it would help you especially being alone in a new place."}
+{"text":"I tend to attract asian girls for some reason. I'm a below average looking white guy so I'm not sure why they don't approach someone who is better looking. I have no ethnic preference but I prefer busty girls and asians generally don't have those traits How can I attract girls I'm actually into?"}
+{"text":"In real life, I met my ex at work. I would suggest going to touristic areas since many japanese, koeans, chinese etc seem to love to travel"}
+{"text":"I don't live in a touristy area :( but there are a fair amount of asians where I live"}
+{"text":"Oh, then don't worry Anon. Just try to dress fashionable because asian girls care about that more than other girls imo, also they normally prefer clean shaven men, probably because their men don't have a lot of facial hair. Get /fit/ but in a lean way, not bulky Other than that just be respectful to them, they get intimidated easily so be gentle when you interact with them but also playful and lighthearted"}
+{"text":"hey normally prefer clean shaven men not OP but ive heard this many times before from asian colleagues and friends. i have a huge beard and its hilarious to freak out fob asian chicks by standing near them on the train or whatever. they will actually get up and move elsewhere"}
+{"text":"Kek. I wonder what kind of girls are attracted to beards, because it's certainly not asians"}
+{"text":"Explain to me how I'm how supposed to find a job. All of these sites like ZipRecruiter, Indeed, etc all seem like dead ends. How the fuck do you find people who are actually hiring and will actually respond?"}
+{"text":"The only time I've ever used the internet to get a job, and actually got hired from it, was from calling numbers posted on Craigslist. I've had more success with in person contact as opposed to submitting applications on the internet."}
+{"text":"Try traditional methods like having a friend who get you in or going to the jobs in person, I guess. Maybe doesn't work since \"protection data\" laws might make them say to you they can't take your cv but maybe you're lucky"}
+{"text":"Bribes, kickbacks, nepotism"}
+{"text":"I have a girl living in my apartment complex and I see her playing video games all the time on her open window when I walk by. How do I contact her in a non creepy way? I never see her outside and I am not good with talking with strangers. I don't think telling her that I saw her playing video games from her open window outside on the street is a good idea."}
+{"text":"Thank you! You seem a kind gentleman with your messages. Besides for that, I already knew this, but thank you, still, very much! I don't use social media so I laughed at myself just now for attempting to reach out in vain. If you make any new games I should be playing them :D Thank you! God bless."}
+{"text":"I am happy to hear that you will play my future games. I also don't use social media either. Also, your attempt to reach out doesn't have to be in vain. Feel free to send me a friend request on Discord if you were interested in playing videogames together or chatting."}
+{"text":"Thank you :) I will keep your username handy."}
+{"text":"Going to do it in the next few days, I bought a few small things, overwatch keychain, some gummies and choclate hope that is not too much. Still feel a bit uneasy about it since she would know where I live but I have always just run away out of fear I don't want to do it this time. Should I write that we should play togheter or that I want to taker her out, taking her out seems a bit much from the get go I think but idk much about this stuff."}
+{"text":"stop creeping on literal children"}
+{"text":"Whenever I wear sweatpants my dick is always VERY obvious, any ideas for how I could still wear sweatpants without looking like a perv or constantly hard?"}
+{"text":"Need to see a picture first before we can help you OP."}
+{"text":"this...post that thicc dick fag"}
+{"text":"Get better underwear"}
+{"text":"I have the opposite problem. I am tiny flaccid and wearing sweatpants it looks like I literally have no dick which makes me ashamed because I know women check out mens bulges"}
+{"text":"wear a long shirt or jacket that covers your crotch"}
+{"text":"Be me (autistic 20F) Genuinely at one of the lowest points in my life I dropped out of in person college classes I can't keep a job for more than a month due to chronic pain and anxiety I moved to a super rural town with a small population in the south even though I'm latina and I feel alienated >I have a speech impediment I fucking don't know how to approach strangers. At least I'm married, and I'm in a very happy relationship but my husband is the only person I talk to or see. I don't have any family or friends. It doesn't even make sense because I was social and outgoing to some extent in highschool, maybe it's because I was an orphan and I had nothing better to do. I did theater, band, programming classes, and I even used to go out and party. At a certain point I think my brain got to itself, because I'm almost agoraphobic now? How do I fix this or stop this???"}
+{"text":"You are in a shit situation. Let's acknowledge that first. It can often be tempting to assume that we don't REALLY have it that bad, and there are lots of other people out there who have it worse. This is not one of those times. You're in a shit situation. You have your husband, which is nice, but it's seemingly the only good point in your life right now. (Wo)Man cannot live on their husband alone. Let's break things down. Your most important problem is that you have no friends. This means you have no socialising opportunities, but it also means you have no support network and limited options for entertainment. The obstacles in the way of you getting friends are: there are few people nearby you feel alienated due to your latina-ness you are afraid of the outside world and you are afraid of talking to new people your speech impediment is presumably part of what makes you afraid even if you weren't afraid, you don't know in practical terms how to start talking to new people & potentially become friends with them All of these problems are legitimate. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How tf did you get married"}
+{"text":"You are a woman you just had to say hi to a guy to get a bf that is it you have no idea what it is like to an autistic man. I got rejected by over 20 women irl and over 200 online."}
+{"text":"I'm sad that your relationship doesn't go any further and absolutely jealous that you have a special someone. Sorry I can help you but you manage it definitively in a better than me, good for you I wish you no harm only happiness. I'm only wish I could have the same."}
+{"text":"super rural town with a small population in the south even though I'm latina you can just approach people however you want. in their imagination you're supposed to have a spicy and extroverted personality and they'll chalk up any awkwardness to you being mercurial and hot blooded"}
+{"text":"I've got a girl coming over tomorrow night, the plan is she'll cook anything I get the ingredients for, her idea, and I'm a bit nervous about it because she's a lot younger than me. I'm almost 32 and she's barely 20. Set up by some mutual friends, already hung out and spent the night a few times at my place, but I'm still not sure about it. My friend said that she really wants to impress me and it seems that way but even though that's flattering I don't really like it. All the time we've spent together has been great, don't get me wrong. I like her and she likes me too but I'm not sure what to do with this whole thing, mainly because I feel kinda trapped. If I keep it casual then it'll break her heart and be a whole problem with our friends. I don't want to keep it just casual, but the fact that I really shouldn't really bothers me. Having my choices almost forced like that just doesn't feel right, even though it's the choice I want to make anyway. The girl is great and we get along very well, but I enjoy being a single dude with my own house and doing whatever I want, whenever I want. This feels like a step towards being a boring old man if I go through with it. Not to mention I'm sure her family will have their own questions about the age difference, even though we're both white. Plus, I'm not sure what meal to choose tomorrow so that's another problem."}
+{"text":"I'm almost 32 and she's barely 20. You seem very fucking autistic. Just say you are 31 and she is 19. Why are you too fucking stupid to use the correct ages?"}
+{"text":"Do you ultimately want a wife and kids? If so, maybe just man up and do it. If not, just be forthcoming and explain it to her."}
+{"text":"For two days straight just about, had to go buy more condoms Yeah I'm thinking I'll let it develop naturally. Seems like something pretty serious is possible Whatever man, it's more descriptive my way."}
+{"text":"32/2=16+7=23. Um yeah sweatie, that’s gonna be an ick from me"}
+{"text":"if it makes you feel any better its either you or another nigga pushing 40."}
+{"text":"What are everyone’s advice to lose weight? I used to look way skinnier and I’ve gained a lot of weight because of meds"}
+{"text":"Literally need to count and track calories. That's the only way to do it. Learn all about calorie consumption and burning. These fad diets and exercise plans aren't gonna help you lose body fat if you don't understand how calories work."}
+{"text":"You gotta eat less calories than you need to maintain while keeping your hunger levels in check. The later is the tricky part. Willpower only gets you so far. Though some hunger is unavoidable, that hunger has to be sustainable and you need to have times when you aren't hungry. The hack I found works best is: calorie counting A must, otherwise you will not make any headway Meal selection reduction It is much easier to count calories if you stick a handful, repeatable meals. Can't make every dinner a math exercise. avoid calorie dense stuff Liquid calories must be removed, but also restaurant and takeout meals. Oil is extremely calorie dense and frequently used in restaurants. Food substitution To avoid calorie dense stuff like candy, swap it out with something else sweet that is less calorie dense. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"leave /tttt/ cus trannies are annoying visit r9k and /adv/ trannies everywhere"}
+{"text":"You're wrong. Try only eating fruit for a few days, you won't be able to do it. And even if you do, you'll lose weight and blood sugar will stabilize. Your brain literally runs on sugar, your body doesn't want fat. It just bogs down the liver. If you mix fat and sugar then you get issues because the fat disrupts the process. Think rationally, which causes weight gain? A big fatty marbly steak? Or bananas? That's what I thought."}
+{"text":"nigga you dumb as fuck Fructose triggers the metabolic pathways that promote weight gain. because you only found foods high in fructose before winter so your body needed to store energy to make leeway for the upcoming deficit in available food. These pathways even effect things like rats and other small creatures because it's such an old hormonal pathway. Fat doesn't bother the liver you dumb piece of shit, Fructose must be entirely metabolized by the liver. Your brain does not run on sugar, your body only needs around 5 grams of glucose to function optimally and it can endogenously create that supply via gluconeogenesis."}
+{"text":"Last night I told my bf I was starting to wonder if I might be trans masc deep down, and asked if he would love me if I became a man. He looked at me in silence for what felt like a full minute, and then he said that it was a dumb question. About two hours ago I woke up and he had my stuff packed by the door and he told me if I want to be a guy I had to do it somewhere else. He said I could stay if I'm willing to \"let go\" of that \"nonsense\". It hurt me a lot to think he doesn't really love me for who I am, but the situation forced me to bottle everything up and say I won't try changing myself that way. His reaction felt kind of unhinged, and I made a mental note to start looking for my own place. Should I just hurry and move back in with my parents, or is he still safe to live with you think?"}
+{"text":"Imagine pairbonding. Imagine trying to connect with someone who can't connect to anyone except their own mental illness Weak ass mf That's what you sound like. And also what OP sounds like. I genuinely think they should go back to making it illegal for autists to date/fuck. We never had this collective problem with this gender shit back when it was illegal for autists to have sex."}
+{"text":"He should fuck you in the ass ONLY, if you're so adamant about becoming a man. Painful anal will soon make you change your mind."}
+{"text":"I understand that it can be heartbreaking to \"lose\" a partner. If my partner changed gender, I'd be sad too (and we'd break up). But imagine getting radicalized bcs of that. he's going to join the rightwing now, fueled by you Fucking pathetic"}
+{"text":"So what? I think your post is dumb but that doesn't mean you are dumb or that I even think you are a dumb person. I can separate words from identity just fine. Do you struggle with that or something? NTA, but that does sound awfully like you *do* think he's dumb, anon. You kinda undermined your point, there."}
+{"text":"But imagine getting radicalized bcs of that. He's going to join the rightwing Why are you quoting someone else while replying to my post? I didn't say anything about right wingism. You don't have to be right wing to detest trans ideology. I hate all ideology and think it's for cattle. NTA, but that does sound awfully like you *do* think he's dumb, anon. You kinda undermined your point, there. I didn't undermine my point at all, it was my point to make. I know the shape of my own point, because I made the point. I understand that others can interpret it differently, but I also understand the reason they do this is because they use their own emotional or cognitive biased to make their own interpretations or inferences on what I say. I am able to discern that very easily, but for some reason some other people (typically autists, spergs, or unsocialised introverts) are unable to demonstrate the same basic understanding, lacking almost entirely in the ability to weigh up their own mindset Vs. the approximated mindset of who they're talking to. It's like they just copy and paste their own projection over what other people say and it makes for some silly shit. If I think someone's post is dumb I call it dumb. But I also know they most likely aren't dumb, they're probably average - high intelligence or perhaps even smarter that I am maybe, but that doesn't mean their post isn't dumb. Because people have dumb moments every day, even smart people have dumb moments. That's why I automatically separate identity from words because if I took everything at face value (making 100% judgement calls over words coming out of other people) then I'd be an autist who can't navigate social nuance for shit."}
+{"text":"Hey frens, need some advice on throwing a milestone type party. I never done anything like this before and so far, it looks like it is causing some head butting with my siblings. So, here is some context. Our father is turning 60 this year and we want to surprise him with his dream car at a fancy venue this coming May. We are all are pitching in but all of our expectations are not matching up with reality. For starters, my father is not someone that likes surprises of any kind small or large. His preference is to have a small intimate regular birthday party. However, my older brother and his wife want to make this into a big event and keep it as a “surprise”. I have the guest list and wanted to share it with my dad. However, I feel like I am going to ruin the surprise somehow by showing this to him. I know my dad doesn’t want a large party but my brother and his wife act like it’s a big deal because they want to show their appreciation to him and whatnot. Ok fine, I guess. The problem is that +40 people are on this list and we are not certain how many will actually show up. My younger suggested a smaller party at home with some caterer but by older brother and his wife said no because dad doesn’t want large parties at home. What should I do? Should I share the list and ask for certain if my father wants are large party or not? How can I relay to them that this is what dad wants without them assuming I “ruined” the surprise?"}
+{"text":"His preference is to have a small intimate regular birthday party. If you truly care about his joy do as he wants, you don't have to go along with these shenanigans"}
+{"text":"Do what your dad wants. It sounds like your brother and his wife are being selfish about this. Why would they want a large party to overwhelm your father? Do they know better and not care what he wants? Are they doing this to make themselves feel better by doing so? How can I relay to them that this is what dad wants Just tell them this is what he wants and hopefully they’ll understand. If they are stubborn and accuse you of being cheap than you already know their true intentions."}
+{"text":"sup /adv/ How do I find people in 2026 when I have no social media? No Xitter, no Dicksword, nothing but 4chan and [spoiler]Telegram[/spoiler] why you need people I mainly need frens my current friend circle consists of about 6 to 8 individuals, most of whom are just my old childhood pals I still sometimes get in contact with why no social media because it's proprietary, algorithmic feed-based nature is repulsive to me I just don't like how they function"}
+{"text":"deeper questions for fun. For example, \"what's your biggest aspiration in life? this is a deep question? I ask this to most people upon meeting them. am i starting too heavy? i think of deep questions like something existential or other philosophy akin to what is the meaning of life or something"}
+{"text":"Not a good idea girl, maybe you're autistic and that's okay - I'm advising you to not put your phone number on 4chan, some people here can abuse that"}
+{"text":"Not having social media gives normies tons of ick. Seriously you're better off telling them you're a zoophile or pedophile. That's how bad it is"}
+{"text":"Have you considered meeting real live people in the real world?"}
+{"text":"how do that"}
+{"text":"how the FUCK do i quit drinking alcohol it feels like it's sapped all the joy out of life i just wanna drink all the time help"}
+{"text":"I have the exact same problem. I don't find anything fun anymore other than just sitting at my computer drinking shit tons of beers and watching Youtube videos. I don't even listen to music or play video games anymore, let alone do any more \"productive\" or \"meaningful\" hobbies. I've lost interest in everything except drinking. It fucking sucks so bad."}
+{"text":"Try hot drinks and weed instead. Being drunk makes you bad at video games."}
+{"text":"You need to ween off it. Start with 1 less drink every week. Pay attention to what you're doing and how much you drink Then at the end of every week drink 1 less. Do this over a long period of time because if you don't, you'll get alcohol withdrawl and that is LETHAL. yes LETHAL. As in YOU CAN DIE FROM THE EFFECTS OF WITHDRAWL. So slowly do one less, one less, one less, one by one. It's a long journey but in the end you'll thank yourself and feel better. Cut off any enabling friends or boozer buddies, don't care how long you've known them for. They will always pressure you to tip another bottle. Take up an alternative drink. Some do milkshakes, some do smoothies, me personally I like making my own fresh pressed Juice with a juice making machine, sprinkle in some vitamins or supplements into it just for extra goodness. Whatever substitute you decide on, pick that up instead of the bottle. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"one drink at a time focus on the first drink, it's the easiest to skip. the craving doesn't last that long also talk to someone, possibly a professional t. 6months clean"}
+{"text":"How can i corrupt Solitaire & Casual Games files so it wouldn't open?"}
+{"text":"Do you mean the actual solitaire.exe file or a save file? And allow me to guess, you wanna fuck someone up that also uses the computer so they can no longer play the games and you're just gonna blame it on the game being corrupt all of a sudden?"}
+{"text":"Yes, i want to game begin being corrupt so he couldnt play it anymore and yes i mean the entire game. But the problem is that idk what game's file to fuck with, because the core folder of this game doesnt even have the solitaires .exe file."}
+{"text":"Sorry bratha, that's out of my expertise now. You might have to ask chatGPT for some tips. You could try opening the file in hex editor and change some values in there."}
+{"text":"aight ty mate for advice"}
+{"text":"It might help if you tell us what the platform it's on is."}
+{"text":"where can I find frens of my kind online? i want other 30 or more year old lonely guys, but guys who actually try, not just sit around and shit/doompost like the real incels. i want to get feedback from themabout my rock music im working on and they talk about whatever's going on in their life too, and we care about each other and know eachother by (online) name, trying to make eachother better. i want them to be like rightwing and christian, but not vicious or nazi about it, just antiwoke anticommie, pretty much what would've been \"moderate\" in the past. in fact i should never be talking politics with them, but I'll know just because they're there already, they're on my side. i know there must be plenty out there but where do they hang out online these days? i am so alone in this modern hellscape. some posts here are made by my kind but then they just vanish and new ones show up, community cant be here. i know of here some deader here spinoffs reddit saidit, dead now x communities youtube comments facebook kiwi none is quite the fit. I'm going insane."}
+{"text":"I don't really care about politics and see the problems more as a result of globalization. We need a combination of tradition with a masculine virility and a desire for individual identity strong enough to destroy the system. In that sense the communists are bearable. I don't produce any music though so joining such communities would be a waste of time for me anyways."}
+{"text":"combination of tradition with a masculine virility and a desire for individual identity isn't that rightwing? or rather maga at this point? i think of the right as mostly men and the left as the women and basedboys who think like and live only to support, women. and of course, the ones pretending they're women. when some van halen-like band sings about love between a man and a woman, or just babes looking hot by the pool, the commies would cry that's outdated objectification and sexist or whatever bullshit. plus, most of the right didn't get the covid shot. i can't truly get along with anyone who did, so I can only be rightwing now. in this world doesn't matter if you're political, politics dictated your choices on major tests of your soul."}
+{"text":"last bump hope someone has something. kiwifamrs seems nice but then i still have to hide it"}
+{"text":"Form your own club. Be a leader, not a follower. I said club, not cult, just keep that in mind."}
+{"text":"considered it, but where do i get my followers? I can't promote it anywhere in real life, and I could promote it on the internet if I could find the type of place where that's allowed, but if I could do that, I'd already be home, and not need that would I? Besides that even if I were able to get it started then I have to fight the rest of the world that wants to shut it down or dox me or whatever. i have to find a place that is already there."}
+{"text":"30 years old No woman has EVER shown ANY signs of romantic interest in me I just feel so miserable about this. When I was 18, 19, 20, I complained about the same thing and people on the internet (including here on 4chan and even /adv/ specifically) told me \"Don't worry. You'll find a girlfriend when you least expect it. Don't be desperate.\" I've been alive for 3 entire decades and have never been flirted with, complimented, or asked out by a woman. What did I do wrong?"}
+{"text":"Feel free to ask questions or beg to differ 4/4"}
+{"text":"I was NEVERRRR taught or TALKED about these issues AT ALL with my parents, love was a TOTAL TABOO in my household. It was insidious. No one talked about it. Two fucking RETARDS who found each other through a friend recommending his dumb sister to my dad. my brother!"}
+{"text":"I have a trick but it might happen that all of a sudden you will find yourself put off by how clingy they are and how quickly they want to get serious. It's truly an eye opener you can imagine how women feel when they have a thousand orbiters doing that lmao."}
+{"text":"And I had a gf for 5 long years Ok, normie."}
+{"text":"Have you ever asked a girl out or done anything that could result you in getting a gf? No? We're done here."}
+{"text":"I’m 19 turning 20 this year finishing my second year of school. I originally attended a private 4 year school and struggled my first year. After concluding my first year I took some classes at my local community college from May-Jan. As the fall semester was concluding I applied to re-enter my original school. I tried letting my parents know particularly my mother and she was strongly against me returning. After I got in since I was a former student they assigned me a schedule pretty quickly and so I began to attend classes. My mother lost it and started shouting and screaming and telling me how stupid of a decision this was and while I don’t entirely disagree the approach was a bit harsh imo. I’ve also registered at my local community college for spring semester to avoid this in case my parents don’t allow me to return. With aid and scholarships if I went to the private school I’d be paying $6k in fees which is nothing to scoff at but I don’t think I’m crazy for thinking it’s not a ludicrous price. The reason I would enjoy going to back to my original school is that home I feel very isolated, and it has slowly been eating at my mental health. I understand the frustration my parents hold since I did fuck up in school and disappoint them but I feel that control over me is another reason they feel so strongly about this. Anyways my goal is to move out by 21"}
+{"text":"You need to work on the clarity of your writing. I’m getting mixed up You should attend community college and get a 2 year degree then transfer to the private school later."}
+{"text":"I apologize I wrote this post when feeling a little emotional, upon re-reading it isn’t the most concise. To expand I’ve already attended the private four year, during my freshman year. I’ll probably concede to my mother’s wishes and take an extra semester before trying to transfer back my junior year."}
+{"text":"If she's the one footing the bill, and you're living at home, then my suggestion is to follow your mother's advice. It's not like she's telling you to do something radically different, just stay at the CC for the full two years then transfer. Plus you gotta think long-term in regards to your relationship with your family. Is it worth causing friction over such a small issue? that home I feel very isolated, and it has slowly been eating at my mental health I feel that, but again, if your parents are footing the bill, short of convincing them to see your side or taking out loans, there's nothing you can do, so I say make the best of it."}
+{"text":"If she's the one footing the bill, and you're living at home, then my suggestion is to follow your mother's advice. It's not like she's telling you to do something radically different, just stay at the CC for the full two years then transfer. I wasn’t expecting her to foot the bill but I was under prepared definitely, right now I’m unemployed so I would most likely had to take additional loans, from her perspective she just can’t fathom why I would choose to get in debt when giving the opportunity to school for free or nearly free. Plus you gotta think long-term in regards to your relationship with your family. Is it worth causing friction over such a small issue? With time to cool off and think more logically about it, it’s probably more wise to bite my tongue and try to keep the peace I care for my parents and respect my mother but it can be difficult when feel overgrown in a home that doesn’t allow for much flexibility."}
+{"text":"You should probably stay in community college"}
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+{"text":"You get help, you fag"}
+{"text":"Im not exploiting anyone its her job and im paying for it chud"}
+{"text":"go for guys that have been cheated on they sometimes develop empathy"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's classic Chad"}
+{"text":"No. Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"im a woman in uni. Lately in the online space I feel incredibly alone. I don't use discord often nor interact with server people for games/mmos I like, and I feel like a distant wanderer everywhere I go. Im in my 3rd year of Uni and I have had no long term conversations with anyone, and in my classes, nobody speaks to me or sits by me. I do not feel accepted in the real world, or online, I am incredibly embarrassed easily even if I ask for another anon's contact to chat. I love talking to others and making connections, even if they are short term, but I feel as though I do not deserve anything. I was bullied up until high school, and I feel the judging stares and mockery from other peers at my classes. I do not think the teachers are a fond of my ideas I bring to the class, yet I try to type and have a good attitude no matter what. I desperately have to admit I am ashamed of my existence, and I dont know who to talk about it"}
+{"text":"Fight the future."}
+{"text":"It's all about finding the people you feel like you belong with, online or offline. I got lucky and during my uni years found that one person, to this day he is one of my best friends, a true bro. Also, if it helps, go with the assumption, if whatever problem people have with you matters, then they'll bring it up with you, and if it doesn't, it's not important, so no point getting paranoid. Fear of something is worse than the actual thing sometimes, in that it does more damage to your mental state. That's my advice."}
+{"text":"Not to armchair shrink but that sounds like AVPD. Does your uni have some sort of counseling program? They helped me when i was in the exact same situation as you, i got to do group projects alone, just as an example, which i preferred."}
+{"text":"Hey, good morning. This really helps me feel a bit better and waking up didn't feel like a struggle. I wish to find someone of a small group to connect with soon and push myself out there more frequently All good, im diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder. I am on medication that helps with my social anxiety and major depression, luckily 3 in total. I have been on meds since I was 12. I recently got diagnosed a month ago and I feel like my condition impacts how I see the world, its a sense of curiosity about people but paranoia at the same time with reclusive negative thoughts. My uni does have counseling, but I am starting fresh with a new therapist, but I see her bi weekly. I prefer to not talk to the counselors on campus, i dont feel a connection with anyone here not even the staff and my hope is private therapy. I have a lovely psychiatrist, he is russian actually and is adjusting my meds. In high school I got to do things alone too, the staff understood my struggles and my lack of social tendencies with my peers. One time, i was dating this boy in early high school who got with me because \"suicidal limited edition pussy\". I dont know how i continue, especially being a lurker on this site specifically but thank you so much for listening to me i appreciate you two"}
+{"text":"get free games play them, don't like them uninstall them, but still are in my library, I want to remove them can't remove (permanently delete) them from library \"ask EA support stuff\" say people in forums go to the website, there is NO way to find nor ask about removing games from the library apparently the games I want to remove that I get from EA no longer appear in the search What can I do? Thanks."}
+{"text":"be me very stupid be in work doing paperwork write everything in pig latin fired me sad whad i do"}
+{"text":"Get a new job. Don't write everything in pig Latin."}
+{"text":"I’ve been trying to self improve for over 4 years and have nothing to show for it. Now I’m wondering if I should even bother anymore. I’ve been lifting for 4 years essentially look the same beyond my noob gains I got after the first few months. My lifts went up a little and I’m stronger than I was before but they’re still nothing special and I look like any other dyel. Also I got injured for the first time 2 months ago and I’m losing what little I actually gained from lifting. I feel like I’m just incapable of developing much muscle because I have 6 in wrists and a tiny rib cage, basically the body of someone who stopped growing at 15. Aside from that, I’ve tried skincare, fashion, and different haircuts to help improve my appearance. The skincare has done nothing, I can barely find anything that fits me (usually due to my short height sleeves and pants are too long. Sorry I’m not trying to get a puffer jacket tailored just to have something warm for the winter), and despite trying multiple different barbers no one can cut my hair right because it doesn’t have a common texture. Sometimes it can grow into something decent from the haircut after a few weeks and I take a picture of it to show the barber but they still do it wrong. In any case though, after all these efforts nothing changed in the way people treat me. I have an electrical engineering degree which should be one of the most valuable bachelors degrees but due to a series of unfortunate events beyond my control I had to turn down the best offers I had when I was graduating and now I make a bottom 10% salary for someone with my qualifications. And this isn’t a speculative thing. I had the offers in my hand.) (1/2)"}
+{"text":"It’s one thing to be impatient if you’ve been trying to improve in one of these metrics for a few months and haven’t gotten results yet, but when you enjoy zero results across multiple years of effort in a variety of pursuits you start to wonder if you should just go back to how you were before. queue people somehow refuting that whatever I was doing was wrong and it’s impossible for someone to work hard and get nothing out of it"}
+{"text":"he fell for the looksmaxx meme Bruh what are you doing? The latest improvement memes are funnymaxxing and ragemaxxing, don't you know?"}
+{"text":"This isn’t about getting girls. I just want to develop into the version of myself that the child version of me wouldn’t be disappointed in. Most of this is basic stuff"}
+{"text":"You already criticize yourself over bullshit. Don't you think your child self would be ashamed of that? Let go of a child's expectations. You're at minus 2 now, you must be at zero to see real self improvement. Starting with physical appearance is fine. Your potential depends on your age and your discipline. Your fat distribution is genetic, but the metabolic rate depends on your diet. If you don't cut all the fucking carbs you will not get ripped, if you don't overeat you will never bulk. It's hard and useless. If I were you I would just focus on building strength and endurance for hikes, not purposeless \"improvement\"."}
+{"text":"Is it bullshit if I’ve been trying for this long and barely have shit do show for it though? I did have abs at one point last year after a giga cut but I lost them during the bulking phase even though I was eating super carefully and had only lean bulked 15 lbs over the course of a year. I’ve tried a lot of different things diet wise, but honestly now I have to focus on rehabbing my back. I cant exist outside of a bed for long periods of time, much less exercise my endurance at the moment but thankfully I’m better than when I got injured"}
+{"text":"This person has been sabotaging my relationship with my girlfriend in attempts to get her to leave me. He's currently a college student and I know where he lives. How can I affect his life even more negatively? Bonus if it gets him to no longer talk to her. I'm willing to accomplish this by any means"}
+{"text":"Won't block her*"}
+{"text":"You sound really pathetic. Just a whiny little bitch throwing a tantrum flailing their arms relying on manipulation and deceivement to have any self-worth. Empty husk of a person. Worthless"}
+{"text":"if it gets him to no longer talk to her tell your girlfriend she needs to stop talking to other men or you'll walk away. If she doesn't, then walk away. Simple as. This wouldn't have been an issue in the first place if you dicked her down properly and so good that she isn't thinking of other guys. But seeing as she's talking to others, you probably suck at it."}
+{"text":"Be a part of it. Based on how you talk proximity would be unbearable."}
+{"text":"Tell you girlfriend to not speak to him any longer. End of issue. Grow a backbone, anon."}
+{"text":"I got 8 hours to kill each day at work, what should I listen to to learn something else that can better myself? A lesson on youtube, an audiobook, podcast or something? Suggestions? I want to get educated on something that'll help me get out of this deadend job."}
+{"text":"any unique ideas or should i just ask chatgpt?"}
+{"text":"You could try taking online courses for thing, for example coding. You could search for better jobs in that time, or for an opportunity like trade school."}
+{"text":"no it has to be just something to listen to where i can't see the screen"}
+{"text":"I installed AntennaPod and mostly listen to a bunch of history podcasts. Finding books you want to read and getting audiobooks of them is also really helpful."}
+{"text":"maybe comptia training, just dont take notes"}
+{"text":"Is it a good idea to date a gamer?"}
+{"text":"yes."}
+{"text":"NO No? NO!!"}
+{"text":"They won't cheat because you'll always know where they are. Just sayin"}
+{"text":"it's not a particularly good or bad idea it completely depends on what the person is like \"is it a good idea to date someone with red hair?\" the fuck are these threads, man?"}
+{"text":"Are you also a gamer? Do you play the same type of games? If not, do you have a hobby that you do alone?"}
+{"text":"It's been 5 months since the relationship got serious and I can't tell if I'm imagining being unhappy or if I'm actually being unhappy. Like the reasons? I feel like they are valid reasons to be pissed off about. I honestly can't tell if he loves me or if he just gets off to who I am. I'm also scared that I might not be able to find anyone else other than him. I don't know what to do. Please help"}
+{"text":"It's trueee"}
+{"text":"It's trueee It makes no difference whether it's true or not. Even if it is true that you'll never find anyone else, it is much better to be single than to stay with someone who makes you unhappy. If he makes you unhappy, leave. If he makes you happy, then stay with him BECAUSE he makes you happy, not for any other reason."}
+{"text":"I'm financially dependent on him"}
+{"text":"If you can't say \"Let's talk about this relationship\" then the relationship never got serious"}
+{"text":"Like the reasons? I feel like they are valid reasons to be pissed off about. And these reasons are? You have to actually explain your issue if you want any real help."}
+{"text":"Any feasible way to have kids but not to have to deal with wife? Some kind of rent-a-maid deal or something?"}
+{"text":"adopt orphans"}
+{"text":"Kys, retard. Children need a mother and father."}
+{"text":"ideally yes, mother and father both. but a single father can do a lot better job of raising son & daughter than a single mother can do."}
+{"text":"Yeah but how do they take care of the child in early years?"}
+{"text":"Are there dating apps where perverts can meet other perverts? And please don't say Duolicious. That thing is shit. Utter fucking shit."}
+{"text":"not even Americans say cuh nect shun Um, lol, that's how I say it."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I don't see any lolicon chatrooms dude. All I see are government websites about reporting CASM."}
+{"text":"How about Featherstonehaugh, pronounced Fanshaw?"}
+{"text":"Does any1 know any bbw chat rooms?"}
+{"text":"That's not perverted. Liking black women is very normie."}
+{"text":"Need a new laptop and I have no idea what is sufficient. I want to be able to play stuff like Europa universalis 5, Age of empires 4, Age of Mythology retold and Warhammer total war. What specs should I look out for?"}
+{"text":"eu5 and total Warhammer mean you need minimum 32gb ram"}
+{"text":"what pricetag can i expect?"}
+{"text":"Those are not very demanding games. But you will need a gaming laptop just to have a smooth experience. A gaming laptop means that it needs to have a dedicated GPU. Look around on YouTube what are the best budget friendly gaming laptops out there. There are ton of reviews, do your research. You should probably also ask on"}
+{"text":"I think RTX 5050 or RTX 5060 (or their Radeon RX counterparts) are sufficient for these games, plus a little upside for future, more demanding games. Pick a laptop that has this GPU and at least 32 GB RAM. That said, if you're willing to get into building, IMO it's a better investment in the long run to build a desktop PC than to buy a laptop every few years. GPUs run hot and laptops are cramped, prohibitively hard to repair/service, and just do not last nearly as long as a solid desktop."}
+{"text":"open thread, full of trollers lol. u can read the specs on steam. they always post minimum hardware specs and recommended ones on theis games page"}
+{"text":"Girl at work who sits across from my cubicle did this sorta weird thing today (I work on Sundays lol, gotta love New York) She like sprinted at me, grabbed a chair and pulled it up directly next to me I’m just looking at her and she gestures that she’s gonna whisper in my ear like to the point where her lip is touching my ear, and then she says “how do you do XYZ excel shortcut” and then runs away from me to her side of the aisle. I tell her how to do the shortcut and then she comes over and kinda rubs my back and says thanks. I have diagnosed Aspergers and I have absolutely zero ability to read women. Was this her making fun of me or was it something else?"}
+{"text":"True, but I don't have social medias. I admit it's a stupid idea, I've only gotten 2 replies in the last several hours and they're blank. I thought it'd be decent entertainment to talk with random people today. Have an amazing day. God bless anyone reading"}
+{"text":"She got the job by lying and saying she knew all about excel, and she's afraid she'll lose it if anyone finds out she can't."}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you talking about, weirdo"}
+{"text":"She's not even smart enough to google how to do excel shortcuts. She's truly cooked and her only redeemable quality is to spread her legs and take a cock."}
+{"text":"she just trying to manipulate you to be her tool"}
+{"text":"How can I improve myself? Any advice is welcome, both externally and mentally."}
+{"text":"Whatever you're doing, don't. Whatever you're not doing, do"}
+{"text":"Just work harder"}
+{"text":"stand up/legs spread and properly wipe your ass after you've shitted get every bit of fecal matter anon"}
+{"text":"Be calm about everything. Calmness is what makes tougher than most people."}
+{"text":"Eat healthy (this is the biggest one), sleep on time and enough, work out, take a shower and brush your teeth, cut your hair and beard, clean where you live, do laundry and dishes and wear clean clothes. Take care of any medical conditions. 99% of good mental health will come from doing these basic good things for yourself"}
+{"text":"How do you get a gf if you are autistic? Please don't answer this thread if you are your typical neurotypical reddit user. Being autistic means I have a very hard time socializing and I also have a lot of added past trauma from being bullied as a child due to being different. All my experiences with women have been very bad unless they were also autistic. But even then it was still not that great mainly because online dating does not work. I have no idea where to find autistic women irl or close to me. I can not do another ldr ever again after being treated like trash by ever single woman I tried to date that way so please don't recommend that even if it easier to find autistic women that way. No I am not low functioning and I can mask, I just don't feel comfortable doing so."}
+{"text":"I hope you don't either, but women are drawn into men who are obsessed with something not them. I don't know how it works but they feel comfortable with men who aren't vulnerable to their emotional swings."}
+{"text":"This is not even true so many clearly very normal guys who do nothing all day but watch footbal and other stuff like this have cute loyal gfs becuse they are neurotypical. I hate being autistic made my life hell because nobody would ever understand me and connect with me outside of the internet where they live so far away. I hate online friendships and relationships so much at this point I want something real."}
+{"text":"who do nothing all day but watch footbal That is an obsession, is it not?"}
+{"text":"Autists hate other autists, especially autist females and autist male pairings. It's Foid Vs Moid, and they are at war."}
+{"text":"That is an obsession Then I am also obsessed with my special interests but that is not enough."}
+{"text":"I was looking for some JAV porn and I found this video of a guy who is 24 but as a result of a genetic condition he ended up looking like picrel. I didn't jerk off to it but I really thought about it, and it makes me feel like shit. Does this make me a pedophile? I was looking for Kaho Shibuya videos (the woman in the picrel) but I thought about jerking off to this one in particular due to how fucked up it was, I didn't give in but the fact that I considered it makes me want to kms"}
+{"text":"why is he in a little suit?"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between being a pedophile and being into straight shota, lolicon stuff since you know it's fictional if you're doing it to hentai and if you're looking at live action stuff you know the participants are actually of legal age and not being forced into this. A pedo is the type of person who would spank it to the epestien files tapes or actively look for hentai where the girl or boy are underage and act realistically like the toy story doujin that caused the author to get death threats for how realistic he protrayed that girl's rape"}
+{"text":"Pic related is sad. I bet that woman found out she couldn't get pregnant."}
+{"text":"Do you have an MP4 about mornings with a gger mom?"}
+{"text":"No. Thinking is not a crime. How else would you know you weren't a pedo except by considering and rejecting it?"}
+{"text":"you're telling me... i tried to upload havergal brian's gothic symphony, of which there's already plenty of vids on youtube of that exact recording, and yet it gets copyright cucked and blocked worldwide... like nigger can you at least keep your copyright off my obscure classical music artists from the 20th century holy fuck... what are you making off havergal brian CDs, five dollars a year? you'd benefit more from the publicity of this hidden gem composer than by gatekeeping his works so nobody can listen to him. fucking jew world. WHO ELSE HUH? WHO ELSE?"}
+{"text":"I like the vocals, I don’t mind changing the rest If the vocals are all you need, then make an original song with the vocals used as samples. Sample culture has been around since music could be recorded at all, so if you run into any problems with automatic copyright detection shit at film festivals, just clarify that you made a sampled mix with the soundbite. With some good remixing, you shouldn’t get any such problems in the first place. Hollywood does it all the time so you wouldn’t be blacklisted or whatever, and you can remix the vocals in fun ways with other original musical ideas to better fit your movie. Just make sure to not have the vocals be too overwhelming in the mix, and have them supplementing an actual musical piece of your own writing, not just a minimal backing track to excuse their inclusion."}
+{"text":"let me guess another short film about westoid \"otaku\" culture? will it be about troons again this time ?"}
+{"text":"is a \"short film\" that has Pururin as a central sound for it to work worth saving tho step back from your project and ask yourself seriously this because I don't see any non cringy and self serving scenario where that's the case."}
+{"text":"I just listened to the song and I think this anon is right"}
+{"text":"can't be funny. can't get friends. can't grow bigger or taller. can't get sex. can't lift rocks heavier than other boys. go to school in a fake grade inflated environment with illusory success. can't win academic competitions. can't get internships. can't do anything new or creative or exciting. why do i even exist? AI gets better year after year and the 15 year olds at the BMV are taller and have more defined jawlines than me already. i'm obsolete."}
+{"text":"If you keep viewing life like this, you’re gonna fall, and you’ll keep falling until you choose to stop, it will only get harder to salvage the remains of your life as time goes on."}
+{"text":"Just choose to succeed bro So THAT'S why everyone wins in life!"}
+{"text":"Be more social, you have to practice all of your social skills like going to the gym."}
+{"text":"You were cursed. You have a mental parasite that keeps telling you you're not good enough. That parasite makes you look for reasons that prove you're not enough, and when you find them, the parasite reproduces. People who don't have that parasite don't have all of what you wrote, they have something, or aspire to something, and nothing tells them they are not enough, so they keep stacking thing over thing, victory over victory, the opposite of what you do. You will have to come to terms with being a failure and start seeing good in the unique conditions that built you. Only then you will start stacking superficial shit after superficial shit. The easiest one in your list is lifting rocks: Just lift rocks and eat, then you will lift a heavier rock. Internship is easy as well, knock on every workplace and tell them you work for them for free or even pay them to work. Being creative and being funny require that you stop looking at yourself in misery. They should be the last steps on your list. Even friends, and even sex, can come before being funny or specially creative. Get rid of those parasites first."}
+{"text":"You need to stop hating yourself and start applying yourself. Identify your flaws one by one and fix them or stagnate and perish"}
+{"text":"What if you just never meet anyone, I mean, I never meet anyone out there, bars, work, I cant really communicate with anyone but my family. It's hard to explain, but there just is never an \"excuse\", to talk to anyone besides greetings. What is my condition called?"}
+{"text":"Self-consciousness. People who talk a lot never think of whether they will make the other uncomfortable, or will they be made felt dumb. Be honest and shameless if you're motivated. If you're not motivated, forget about any sense of \"improvement\" and focus on seeing if you enjoy life first. Only when you feel you enjoy things, start to communicate them. This is the hard part, people are mostly receptive to things they know. If you only like niches, a lot of people will not understand what you talk about unless you make them try, so that's the idea behind trying things that are popular, so you discover you have something in common with the main population."}
+{"text":"What if you just never meet anyone The reality is, falling in love and being loved isn't for everyone. Not everyone is meant to be married and become parents. Some are meant to live and die alone as cautionary tales"}
+{"text":"What's my cautionary tale?"}
+{"text":"ive made several mistakes that i dont even know how i got to the point i thought they were okay to do. wronging people close to me, hurting people i had just met and appreciated who were kind to me, the first group setting i loved who got along with me etc. the biggest part im torn over is i know for a fact ive wronged one of these people the most, my boyfriend. i know for a fact he would not want to be with me if he knew the whole story, so im endlessly fucking him over every second i take from him. when i would ask a therapist or chatgpt they would say i dont “owe” anyone every inch of detail of shit. i disagree with this, you owe people honesty. but at the same time he has nothing else, no friends, no prospects and no job and idk what hed do and obviously i love him. me and him are very codependent too especially after my extreme fuckups. my whole life all i wanted was friends, ive completrly failed and neglected that want, not for lack of (some) chances but because by the time i had any chances i guess i was mentally ill or something. i could blame how i never went to school or was allowed outside but i think by now its clear i wouldve sucked regardless, the only difference is if i had been interacting with people earlier i wouldve known and i wouldnt be so lost at what to do should i just admit to myself my parents shouldnt have reproduced and keep to myself as a hermit and do drugs forever? i know obviously i should do what i always wanted to do before this happened, try very hard to provide happiness and help towards others through several experiences, but now not only do i know i risk the chance of unintentionally hurting them very badly and creating messes wherever i go (and am scared by the thought), i also just dont have the motivation or investment in myself at all to do anything. suicide is not an option because it would just hurt everyone more"}
+{"text":"no, its definitely the only option for you . like i am the only one for you . maybe this is your exact reason ? the words you tell yourself so you can easily continue what you dislike so much"}
+{"text":"should i just admit to myself my parents shouldnt have reproduced and keep to myself as a hermit and do drugs forever? That's the selfish, lazy, irresponsible option. Saying \"I'm a bad person so I'm guaranteed to do bad things anyway, why even try?\" is supremely lazy. There's quite a lot to unpack here, but one or two questions. Do you have any form of psychiatric or neuropsychiatric condition - for example, are you bipolar, do you have ADHD, anything like that...? What drugs do you take and how often? When you did the horrible things you did, were you high or drunk? Have you ever analysed, tiny step by tiny step, exactly how you ended up in a position where what you did seemed like a good idea? Has it occurred to you that telling your bf about it is going to make you feel better and him feel worse? What's the point of that?"}
+{"text":"Do you have any form of psychiatric or neuropsychiatric condition - for example, are you bipolar, do you have ADHD, anything like that...? ive never gone to therapy long enough to ve diagnosed with something, i only went recently and had to quit due to moving. that therapist said she thinks im normal and dont have any inherent issue. which is worse because it means i just suck. i sought out therapy because while i was doing this horrible stuff i felt completely lost with no grasp on reality or right or wrong and was stuck in delusions, idk if it was psychosis or what. my mom and pretty much every acquaintance or friend ive had has said im 100% autistic, which i dont agree with i think im just socially inept because of never being around people What drugs do you take and how often? only weed a few amount of times in the past and recently been doing kratom sometimes to deal with the bad things ive done When you did the horrible things you did, were you high or drunk? the first horrible thing yes, i was drunk, but that horrible thing was actually forgivable and solvable. i tried to fixing it by doing many things that were actually 100% more horrible and insane, and i was sober for those decisions albeit mentally a mess although maybe thats cope Have you ever analysed, tiny step by tiny step, exactly how you ended up in a position where what you did seemed like a good idea? yes but i feel like i end up just victimizing myself/pitying myself too much, or the complete opposite despising myself too much. it just doesnt fix the situation for other people like my bf Has it occurred to you that telling your bf about it is going to make you feel better and him feel worse? What's the point of that? you might be right but what if im just telling myself that/other people tell me that bc its easier for me?"}
+{"text":"i felt completely lost with no grasp on reality or right or wrong and was stuck in delusions That doesn't sound very normal to me. i tried to fixing it by doing many things that were actually 100% more horrible and insane, and i was sober for those decisions albeit mentally a mess although maybe thats cope People do stupid things sometimes when they're scared, but if you had genuinely lost touch with reality, that's different. it just doesnt fix the situation for other people like my bf The reason that you need to analyse what happened is so that you can recognise it if it starts to happen again. You need to be able to catch yourself in the very early stages, realise that you're headed in a bad direction, and change course; you can't do that if you don't know what the warning signs are. you might be right but what if im just telling myself that/other people tell me that bc its easier for me? When you've done something wrong, there is always an urge to confess, either to release the pressure of the guilt or as a form of self-sabotage. But you need to be sceptical about that impulse: always ask yourself what the impact will be on the person you tell. Are they going to wish you hadn't said anything? I know you don't want to do this, but I think it would help if you told us what the things that you did wrong actually were and, if possible, what you were thinking when you did them."}
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+{"text":"V8.5 leaks: Yanami almost certainly endgame girl, Lemon making moves, Tiara agenda dead"}
+{"text":"An anon posted an MTL link here, but I don't have it now."}
+{"text":"Anna might have Nukumizu heart but Riko has his body"}
+{"text":"Let's say that I'm an anime only who's tired of waiting for the new season. Where do I go to read the novels and where does the anime end and I should begin (unless you want me to read from the beginning because the anime skipped scenes) I've never liked an anime enough to want to read the LN before so this is all new to me."}
+{"text":"Karen is not doing enough to push nukumizu into anna's thighs"}
+{"text":"Just google makeine skythewood. For v8 look for mtl, it is somewhere on the internet. The anime finished first 3 vols."}
+{"text":"What do you think of her anime so far?"}
+{"text":"Did you miss the last few threads?"}
+{"text":"I didn't, but I also know the only person who would be retarded enough to make that claim is the resident Jetfag, who doesn't have a rational bone in his body"}
+{"text":"Too bad he's the one clinging to Alcides to keep his jobber servant relevant."}
+{"text":"Yeah no shit anon, next thing you'll say Gil's biggest flaw is his pride."}
+{"text":"Drop Lancelot into America and Alcides won't stand a chance."}
+{"text":"Why is she in love with someone that she knows has a small penis?"}
+{"text":"There might exist magic that fixes that ."}
+{"text":"It was a shit test. He failed, but then his sturdy hands on her shoulders made her wet again."}
+{"text":"I don't get it. what did I miss?"}
+{"text":"Rewatch season 1."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Would you accept Charlie's invitation to have dinner with him?"}
+{"text":"She's trying to tell us something N Show's a meme goldmine."}
+{"text":"Is he normal?"}
+{"text":"What's he having?"}
+{"text":"Pick and choose."}
+{"text":"autistic monke"}
+{"text":"Chapter 184 is up"}
+{"text":"moe passed not fucking FAIR, she might actually get a boifwi at this point"}
+{"text":"Now the real question is, did Kinoshita pass?"}
+{"text":"the point is that he told her he would say when he doesn't want something"}
+{"text":"Kinoshita passed all entrances and will be running three businesses in the future while fucking his wife(not Moe) and his mistress(Moe)."}
+{"text":"Yamada will do butt stuff to him as punishment for him failing the test."}
+{"text":"Why is she seducing a boy younger than her?"}
+{"text":"/ss/ He's a high schooler."}
+{"text":"My wife is so sweaty"}
+{"text":"I always said Nijika was wife material."}
+{"text":"and smells like fresh laundry"}
+{"text":"So why did she lose her memory? Suicide attempt?"}
+{"text":"The idea that she loved that fat manchild tokita was more immersion breaking than any of the weird visuals."}
+{"text":"It's Kon's best movie though."}
+{"text":"Episode 4 adapts all 4 chapters of Perfect Preparation. Ending with the narration of Maki going after the remaining Kukuro squad members. People forget that the last chapter was only 10 pages(Gege took a month long hiatus afterwards). Episode 5 is the Yaga/Gakuganji/Panda stuff ending with Hakari/Kirara introduction."}
+{"text":"To be fair, it's probably a pain in the ass to keep drawing those scars every time. Even the Yuji merch looks weird with how out of place are the scars."}
+{"text":"Naoya is pretty remarkable though. was basically a punching bag for whole duration and still managed to land above Yuta. I think that shows how much nobody cares about Yuta more than anything else."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck would want to buy a character with so many ugly scars? The fact that Gege also draws women to look like men doesn't help at all, the only one who has escaped his woMAN characters designs is Uro and even that is mostly because her gigantic child bearing thighs balance out Geges gay designs."}
+{"text":"This is more on Maki though. Every merch lineup for S3 so far has not include Maki at all despite being part of the \"heroes\" group. Even fuarking panda made it in and he has way smaller role"}
+{"text":"The scars are a bitch to make it consistent if you ask me."}
+{"text":"Kay is so underrated in this show. Despite being captain of a wealthy and powerful school she jobs in tournaments."}
+{"text":"Arisanimal hours"}
+{"text":"Ep 4 out now! Uh, Merry Christmas I guess!"}
+{"text":"otsukare"}
+{"text":"Oh shot wrong pic"}
+{"text":"This so makes me feel sad and oddly angry for some reason"}
+{"text":"I love the songs there should be one for each segment"}
+{"text":"He gets to be reincarnated as a child and gets to fuck people of his own age This is why people hate Rudeus. It's a projection of their own jealousy."}
+{"text":"I really wish that the author didn't make him somehow get ED at the age of fucking 13. You know, the age where your boners are nonstop and probably the strongest ever. He could have been the biggest fuck fiend and endless sex with his stamina. That would have been ten times berrer. Those kids are around the same mental age as him."}
+{"text":"there are no mentally mature female characters in anime"}
+{"text":"Rudy: I consent Sylphie: I consent Roxy: I consent Eris: I consent Linea and Pursena: We consent, mew Reddit: I don't"}
+{"text":"fictional characters can't consent anything retard"}
+{"text":"If corporations can be people then anime characters can be too."}
+{"text":"be me like anime/manga, move to Japan a few years later, travel to America to introduce my new wife to my family while there, go to a book store wife sees the English translted manga so she wants to get a few for studying English I found English versions of a few favorites that I had gotten into while in Japan. Nagatoro, Gal Gohan, and some others Out of curiosity, flip through them and see how the English version is It's so bad. They're all so bad. The translations are legitimately awful and some of what I saw actually made my angry this was like 6 or 7 years ago and to this day I still get angry when I hear the English name for Nagatoro I'm not shitting on translations as a concept, but holy fuck you guys should fight for better translations. I'd assume that if you want to read manga than you probably want as close to the original as possible, but this shit might as well be its own thing that just so happens to be borrowing pictures from a manga. Why are translations so bad? They don't have to be. Why even read them at that point?"}
+{"text":"He married a pajeeta by the way She's not a Jap, anonski."}
+{"text":"6 or 7"}
+{"text":"t.speedreader She doesn't let them score."}
+{"text":"This is a based name"}
+{"text":"nothing happened break week"}
+{"text":"I think this fight is dragging for too long and at the same time doesn't look like that there's a clear indication or hint on how it'd end."}
+{"text":"Reze saved this manga when it was almost axed What is this bullshit?"}
+{"text":"At the very least, she's going for an attack instead of weaponizing this time, likely wanting to prevent Denji from annoying her before she can weaponize him. Denji will still probably get out of the situation though.."}
+{"text":"Captura de tela Sasuga Rezefags"}
+{"text":"Agreed because I really really rabu Makima but I also like Shigga and Fami, they're dummies but I like them."}
+{"text":"You mustn't call us cute Why the fuck not?"}
+{"text":"Look but don’t touch"}
+{"text":"Why did they give her skin colored pants in so many shots?"}
+{"text":"Maybe that's called a cool action shot. You know children are having butts right now."}
+{"text":"Now you sound like a pedo"}
+{"text":"I don't think that was supposed to be sexy, those are old granny bloomers. It seems like more of a practical decision, she's flying a lot so there will be angles where her skirt is up. so they put her in something aesthetically fitting but also unflattering"}
+{"text":"Naked butts might be closer to you than you think."}
+{"text":"People are only just realizing in 2026 that every Japanese game copied Nausicaa and Castle in the Sky. Guess it's better late than never. Although in the grand scheme, you might still be early."}
+{"text":"Post 'em."}
+{"text":"I'll take just Roxy thanks"}
+{"text":"There is zero chance Hana and Kiyoshi didn't get together after this."}
+{"text":"Cute and I ship it, but no."}
+{"text":"It is now the year 2026 and our computers don't look like cute girls."}
+{"text":"she's dogshit at minecraft when AI can play minecraft at the 10-year-old level, we should all be concerned."}
+{"text":"Concerned for our robot friends."}
+{"text":"Because you didn't make it, Anon."}
+{"text":"Okay so what's the use case of your computer doing this?"}
+{"text":"Making you feel loved and wanted."}
+{"text":"Post some funny expressions"}
+{"text":"cheater get what she deserves.webm"}
+{"text":"Watched a few episodes... Wow, this fuckin sucks dick bro, wtf is wrong with you fags if you think this turd of a show is any good."}
+{"text":"Post your top five so I can laugh at your shit taste."}
+{"text":"Darkness and the succubus episode ruined the first season"}
+{"text":"It was trash, don't overthink it, isekai fags will celebrate anything there taste is that low"}
+{"text":"I was thinking about it and this might honestly be my favorite anime. Sure there is better stuff out there but it's just very comfy, I like the humor and the characters a lot and it has been consistently enjoyable for me and I think that's what matters."}
+{"text":"good character good episode ruined shut up, bro"}
+{"text":"Post your most hated anime tropes. I'll start. pure gyaru"}
+{"text":"Like half the time that first thing is meant as a joke, but it can be a bit annoying yeah The booze one is what really bothers me, more specifically what I can't stand is when a group that's mostly drinking age has somebody offer the rest of the group drinks the underage character has to go out of their way to say they can't instead of just not asking for one. I might find that and other stuff around alcohol less annoying if Japs didn't have a drinking age so much higher than most of the world though (although opposite to that it's funny seeing how little they care against how absurdly strict my nation is about minors serving alcohol)"}
+{"text":"This mostly only bothers me when I see blood type shit in European settings"}
+{"text":"Ojou-sama Drills that annoying fucking laugh"}
+{"text":"We've found him, the dumbest man alive."}
+{"text":"so much estrogen in one post"}
+{"text":"What's your favourite show from the golden age of anime? (1997-2009)"}
+{"text":"Naruto"}
+{"text":"Aria"}
+{"text":"Hajime no ippo"}
+{"text":"I have no favourite in this time period. I don't think it was the golden age."}
+{"text":"Not my personal golden age tbdesu but in that era my favorite is either Code Geass or Bantorra"}
+{"text":"How should we discipline Mutsumi-chan?"}
+{"text":"don't recognize most of them besides the 2 dudes in there"}
+{"text":"I recognize Nagito and the girl from Euphoria."}
+{"text":"Only recognize Sakiko and the Euphoria girl"}
+{"text":"There are 3 dudes there."}
+{"text":"ah shit, it's the one next to Komaeda that I missed?"}
+{"text":"Yuri will endure beyond time."}
+{"text":"Almost done The Summer You Were There Damn, it's kino. anime when?"}
+{"text":"Multiple naked girls in the same bed"}
+{"text":"You ruining your life every day."}
+{"text":"Still no raws for Kono Koi wo Hoshi ni wa Negawanai vol 5?"}
+{"text":"Mercy? Sympathy? Compassion? In my isekai? How about joining your brothers in this mass grave, huh?"}
+{"text":"fine, geez"}
+{"text":"allen"}
+{"text":"Do you think she's alluring?"}
+{"text":"rub Is your chinchin so small?"}
+{"text":"Tachiaoi deserves some more suffering"}
+{"text":"Tachiaoi deserves some more hugs and kisses."}
+{"text":"Why don't they announce the delay yet"}
+{"text":"No it didn't"}
+{"text":"I am noticing that a spammer just entered this thread."}
+{"text":"if this is based on IP or something other than the words posted, I only posted once and have no intention of spamming. Just wanted to spread some news for people that could use it. Also it seems like spammers have probably entered this thread a while ago kek."}
+{"text":"I’m not talking about you"}
+{"text":"Not Akemi? Huh, interesting name..."}
+{"text":"THE KING OF GAMES"}
+{"text":"Ashbro btw"}
+{"text":"Why do you have the urge to also bring it here? Yeah why do people have the urge to talk about anime on the anime board?!? It's just not right!!!!"}
+{"text":"The spics in the /co/ Death Battle threads are exactly the same posters as the ones in the /a/ Dragon Ball threads, aren't they?"}
+{"text":"300% yes."}
+{"text":"doesn’t contain enough things for me to have sex with. You must have the libido of Zeus because the game/anime is absolutely packed with coomer bait"}
+{"text":"Issue no. 8, 2026 Color pages for Kanan-sama and Yaergnacht"}
+{"text":"idk if Aquila wants to pick it up again It's assigned to someone else since we've shared the workload for now, so yeah it's with the rest on Nyaa If it should really be prioritized over some other series then I could see about switching with him maybe, Idk. Though I've always been under the impression Blue Lock is so big that it's probably the kind of series that's available on several aggregators pretty quickly regardless of anything"}
+{"text":"Yaergnacht hope we get more of the angry short-ass"}
+{"text":"What does \"khorosho\" mean? Is she Russian?"}
+{"text":"newfag"}
+{"text":"Why are most water based attacks so lame?"}
+{"text":"Water magic can be incredibly effective weapon if used wisely. For example make giant water lenses gathering solar light and forming into cutting beams"}
+{"text":"read Centuria"}
+{"text":"Watch more anime"}
+{"text":"Umi's defeat & Axeman speeding up his pace in 6 minutes."}
+{"text":"She said that she might be “in love” right now…and that she wants to face “that person” with all her heart. To this day I don’t believe Chizuru was being sincere. There’s better ways to reject someone and she picked a bad one. Also if her heart is full of the usual put-me-downs she’s used to throwing out in private i’m not even sure if it’s a good idea to “face that person” unless your goal is to push them away. Chizuru is like Mami but says even less what she’s thinking."}
+{"text":"I think the MC is gay."}
+{"text":"only western fans kick up a fuss about her. She is even more popular in Japan lol"}
+{"text":"Just 2nd place vs Chizuru. However, guess which bitch was 2nd in a poll behind the FeMC and managed to win the (remains of the) MCbowl. Hint: that manga ended past year, ahd a somewhat depressing and abrupt end, and its volume extra was goodbyse sex. Reiji also recommended that manga sometime in the past. PD: Mini climbed up to 3rd place in popularity btw"}
+{"text":"Why do you even keep reading this?"}
+{"text":"New episode coming up soon."}
+{"text":"Did the manga have a good ending?"}
+{"text":"Maou-sama can no diff Sukuna btw"}
+{"text":"Hime-sama is let go from prison"}
+{"text":"It was amazing. It ended with a new joke and subverted expectations ."}
+{"text":"Rejoice ye Seoltitudes, Seo Kouji's new series continues!"}
+{"text":"Making her a school girl and playing up that angle is a good choice to make her popular."}
+{"text":"The dynamic of she is only slightly more mature then him but tries to act serious is great"}
+{"text":"agreed, it's probably my favourite part of the series so far"}
+{"text":"the main heroine dies in chapter 2 new record for seo"}
+{"text":"Kek, she's as chuuni as he is."}
+{"text":"God Save the Cromartie Chapters 103-105"}
+{"text":"thanks, OP. I traveled to the UK and met a guy I met on /vm/ over there I tried to meet a second one but he was too autistic to leave his flat"}
+{"text":"It's too quiet here for a board full of bad ass delinquents."}
+{"text":"Who is freddy though? it is possible that he is \"Killer Queen\". it is very odd to imagine that someone so manly would have that as a handle, but somehow I feel that it may be true. call it dynamite with a laser beam."}
+{"text":"Freddy larps as a woman on the net Mercury would never. I though killer queen was Maeda's mom though."}
+{"text":"killer queen is a woman so it's obviously maeda's mom"}
+{"text":"Can he save Jump?"}
+{"text":"Even Gintama which was for fujos had cute girls"}
+{"text":"\"Kagurabachi has no sexy girls\" Are you a homosexual or something?"}
+{"text":"Never post them Rather talk about other girls No boobs = good Anon..."}
+{"text":"ChiHERO slowly bleeding out on QUEENkane's thighs..."}
+{"text":"Why are these people obsessed with those orbs of fat?"}
+{"text":"I've finished rewatching Minami-ke. Still a great series, but if it came out today, current /a/ would shit all over it. Schizos would complain about all the pantyshots being censored. Hosaka would be called a cuck for thinking Haruka is a single mother and wanting to raise her daughters. Mako-chan would be called a tranny. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting. Grim."}
+{"text":"don't you like energectic positive girls? they are the best even for sex"}
+{"text":"im curious to how the new season will be received here It'll be almost completely ignored. Minamike was never THAT popular."}
+{"text":"It will win AOTY"}
+{"text":"Maybe here but overseas the og anime got 2nd place in 5chan's AOTY voting, only losing to Gurren Lagaan of all things. Now that is a bit much, my bet its that it will be popular for the season but not much else unless there is some strong new shows in the same season which in this case may overshadow it."}
+{"text":"Finished first season recently and loved it, but couldn’t bear through second season’s soulless animation, bad facial expressions and lackluster joke delivery. I might not have finished the first episode. Does it get better? And why did they even change the studio in the first place."}
+{"text":"What anime has created the most tropes ever?"}
+{"text":"I think it's a tie between DB, Devilman and Mazinger"}
+{"text":"Kinnikuman."}
+{"text":"Cory in the house."}
+{"text":"Yatterman is one example."}
+{"text":"I would say tenchi muyo did a lot of damage. Though it being very good, it got too many immitators. They talking about tropes, you know, beach episodes and shit."}
+{"text":"new ep just dropped"}
+{"text":"This show is really quite horrible I don't understand how they choose to adapt things like this"}
+{"text":"Do you think the author gives enough of a shit about world building?"}
+{"text":"I dropped it at episode 1 because I saw the trajectory."}
+{"text":"Does anyone actually say \"famished\" irl? Why do animanga troonlators feel compelled to use this word instead of \"hungry\"?"}
+{"text":"Occasionally. I say peckish too. Must be a white thing."}
+{"text":"Cover for issue #8 featuring new series Kimi wa Akeboshi (looks like they're banking on this being a hit?)"}
+{"text":"Is it doing well?"}
+{"text":"WANTED Heh, that's Sheriff Evans author alright"}
+{"text":"it's funny, and it's getting translated Aga Kimi Chiruran is also getting tl'd now"}
+{"text":"Brats"}
+{"text":"/our/ brats"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite anime/manga vampires, drop the name of the show and if you recommend it. This is SDV from monogatari off season, it was very hit or miss, I'd recommend watching just kiss shots back story and SDV in her adult form"}
+{"text":"when your vampire is playing in the snow"}
+{"text":"I wonder how much more popular Tsukihime would be if she were a lolibaba."}
+{"text":"She let out a gentle burp as she gasped for air. The little girl who had just ravenously devoured a town's worth of people, many bigger than her, was now lying on her back. She looked at peace, but immobile as her plump belly rose like a hill. Her dainty limbs splayed beside her. She then lifted her head in a quick manner. \"Human, I think I have room for seconds,\" the greedy girl declared."}
+{"text":"Fuck off to /d/, vorefags."}
+{"text":"I just think a bloated loli is cute. You are the one thinking about fetishes."}
+{"text":"Little Lyrical spinoff when?"}
+{"text":"Our lad is finally ready to evolve this week!"}
+{"text":"Liko would die."}
+{"text":"I could see him say that like 20 episodes ago, but I feel like he's somewhat matured out of that kind of behavior now."}
+{"text":"Sweaty sex with Dot inside the Gurumin costume"}
+{"text":"Liko, let's lose our minds together..."}
+{"text":"Nicolive ratings for last week. Looks like people really really like hypnosis."}
+{"text":"So... who's gonna watch the concert?"}
+{"text":"No. It's not available in my country."}
+{"text":"I would if i could."}
+{"text":"Remember to brush your toothies before sleeping!"}
+{"text":"french kissing nanachi right after she eats"}
+{"text":"Hag Pretty..."}
+{"text":"done"}
+{"text":"byump"}
+{"text":"I finally watched Toradora for the first time, weeks after Christmas and Melli, ensuring that this resulting thread would fail miserably since everyone's gotten their yearly dose out, but I still wanted to make it anyway. I want a Taiga wife."}
+{"text":"Bunnies can die of loneliness."}
+{"text":"Subaru!? What happened? Why are you crying? I... I ate her, Otochan... I ate Tsumugi! I'm a monster... ...Huh? But Tsumugi is right there... *crying*"}
+{"text":"Still think there should be an episode where Moogs goes on a date with Subaru and Tsumugi tells OtoP all about it."}
+{"text":"Ainon yearns for more netorilu."}
+{"text":"I can easily see this happening. Strangely enough, I can also easily see this happening."}
+{"text":"Now there has to be an episode about Mii and OtoP having to hide Mugi's corpse"}
+{"text":"warning! the guys that appear in this thread are delinquents!"}
+{"text":"Is gonna throw up ? Yes but not from her mouth."}
+{"text":"today, anon learned just how much licensing can cost Licensing for figis is like tax on liquor. It’s most of what you’re paying in some cases."}
+{"text":"I want it so fucking bad I want it so fucking bad I want it so fucking bad But I shouldn’t. I don’t even want to price it. Because I know I’m happy to pay whatever it is. I just don’t need to spend that on a desktop right now."}
+{"text":"It's like 7k"}
+{"text":"oh yes big cummy sweaty man tits"}
+{"text":"Why are there no more anime series like this anymore? Did talent from both writing departments and animation disappear? Is it simply a matter of cost and returns? Making 2-3 season waifuslop is more financially safe than space operas?"}
+{"text":"LOGH is an 8/10 at best"}
+{"text":"Jjk doesn’t have a single good character. Stop. They’re all one note (look cool or are strong, and that’s cool)."}
+{"text":"It's not like there were any anime like it back in its day either."}
+{"text":"Unironically this. Reuenthal is not cute at all. Awful redesign"}
+{"text":"Why are there no more anime series like this anymore? For the same reason there weren't other any anime like Legend of the Galactic Heroes in the 80s-90s. Legend of the Galactic Heroes had a one-of-a-kind release schedule unlike anything else in the medium, even for OVAs, and the type of story it's trying to tell had never been done before in animation, before or after. That said, LoGH 90% of the time wasn't well animated. There's like 2-3 decent dogfighting scenes but they weren't above what Macross was already doing years before animation-wise. At best, LoGH's action was mostly just cels sliding across the scene, which it could get away with because space ships are static and don't bend or contort. At worst, LoGH gave us pretty of lulzy QUALITY sequences, like that one infamous gore scene where one of the bodies is just doing whatever the fuck."}
+{"text":"Samurai Troopers ep. 3 - GO! 30 minutes to airing."}
+{"text":"100% heterosexual behaviour."}
+{"text":"The CG in the last two episodes was better."}
+{"text":"And why he was completely naked while training? Showing your dick to the rest of the team is a power move"}
+{"text":"I made this webm with sound for the first episode:"}
+{"text":"What's with all the singing anyway? This ain't symphogear"}
+{"text":"I hate this toad."}
+{"text":"So if Hiro was Gammamon's brother, and Tomoro is Gekkomon's dad, does that mean the next protag will have a digiwife?"}
+{"text":"We already have that in Ghost game. Half the cast were fucking their digimon."}
+{"text":"Comfy slice-of-life cgdct yuri where neither is a menhera self-harming rapist."}
+{"text":"The art is garbage."}
+{"text":"Nah."}
+{"text":"I don't know anyone into Yuri who doesn't know about Green Yuri."}
+{"text":"This shit is so dull"}
+{"text":"I remember reading it back when it was up to the overseas arc, should probably get back into it at some point. Still a retarded thread though."}
+{"text":"a new director has been found!"}
+{"text":"It’s not coincidental luck. Sekibeing is one of the best in the industry hence has a lor of pull and is particularly passionate about Naruto/Boruto. If he wanted his paws on Bleach he could."}
+{"text":"He made that? If so he should be the one drawing and illustrating the manga."}
+{"text":"Hence why he is being made director"}
+{"text":"KashinKoji would have died to save the world, so it´s natural he expects for other people to do the same a him."}
+{"text":"How many weeks now has it been since Toyohacko said it was coming back?"}
+{"text":"So, Vincent glassed Moscow just to get the goth gf but couldn't stand her so he erased his memory and lived as a human. Then fell for her flawed clone, right?"}
+{"text":"MORE PINO MORE PINO MORE PINO"}
+{"text":"If Vincent wiped his own memories then who was that other guy at the end of the series that looked just like him"}
+{"text":"pino in the dark"}
+{"text":"Some material embodiment of Freud's bullshit about the Id and the Ego, Ergo Proxy is the rational Ego, when Proxy One is the destructive Id. My headcanon - they wanted to show the actual split that led to memory loss, but fucked up the production, so we got lore drop instead. To some degree, he's not real. Vincent Law, after he won the fight, became one ubermensh who doesn't listen to the will of his creator. He wants to see how humans will fight for their lives, he wants Re-l and travel on the Rabbit with Pino."}
+{"text":"How do we save maids from being cuckqueaned in Isekai?"}
+{"text":"I like this thread more"}
+{"text":"I didn't mean to steal the thread;I honestly didn't see the other one."}
+{"text":"Cuckquean threads win by default and have precedence"}
+{"text":"But cuckquean maids always lose..."}
+{"text":"Bato.to is ded. Mirrors too. Admins folded in the face of copyright claims and cucked out. Will someone else take their place? Probably. Has someone archived all of bato's content? Maybe. Is my sister cutting herself again because she can't read her favorite shoujo smut? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"Mangadex stopped hosting a bunch of Korean manhwa"}
+{"text":"Bato was the main hub for joseimuke eromanga. That's what the OP means by Is my sister cutting herself again because she can't read her favorite shoujo smut? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"Has other mirrors like .io and .app"}
+{"text":"finally open up mangadex to export my reading list why would your average person use mangadex now?"}
+{"text":"Making a new thread since the old one was deleted. New art from Geekboat 2"}
+{"text":"No such thing, Panty is always hot"}
+{"text":"did anyone save a screenshot of said nuked follow up?"}
+{"text":"Iko episode today. Maybe Iko chapter today. /a/ loves Iko."}
+{"text":"I WANT TO MARRY IKO...!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"It seems the OP wasn't finished last week, as the seemingly placeholder cuts from Episode 1 were replaced this week."}
+{"text":"Kill Plow Fuck Breed"}
+{"text":"Plow Kill Rape Rapemarry"}
+{"text":"Did the Nene impregnation arc happen yet?"}
+{"text":"the pope believes in humanity's ability to slowly make the world a better place despite all the evil and sin surrounding it meanwhile lisa believes that if humanity's doomed to fuck itself over, then she'll just take over the reins of the hierarchy so she and her groups can rule instead This chapter's done a lot of good shit to help flesh out both of these characters. I'm really glad that they're not just stereotypes."}
+{"text":"You fucking retarded witch it never stopped,and it won't stop with whatever garbage you are doing she is just a stereotype to me the pope is much better"}
+{"text":"the Pope knocking back shots with Baba Yaga What a strange manga."}
+{"text":"if it was normal i would have dropped it long ago"}
+{"text":"Sorry kid, for a second I could swear you were possessed by a NEET faggot."}
+{"text":"chapter 281"}
+{"text":"We love Hirobest here"}
+{"text":"It's finally happened, I don't give a shit about any of the characters anymore. What an embarrassment."}
+{"text":"Wow nothing happened. Cuckoo is reaching KanoKari levels of nothingburger."}
+{"text":"Did Erika win already so I could post \"\"yawn\"?"}
+{"text":"Why does her jacket say \"FOX\"? Is that a famous brand in this series?"}
+{"text":"Dumping."}
+{"text":"megane tits mfw a uber driver you summoned it jin..."}
+{"text":"Yukarin needs rape correction"}
+{"text":"oh it's this one"}
+{"text":"new Frieren season demon morality threads start up again"}
+{"text":"Total Linie Love"}
+{"text":"a very rock bandy linie. ...however,"}
+{"text":"The anime threads you behave normally, its the after threads like this one where you clown yourself for attention"}
+{"text":"my first time posting in FF thread during a season airing and many of my posts made it in I'm glad to see I'm considered a high-quality poster. Some of mine were fun shitposts, others were apart of more serious (You) chains I am looking forward to this and will go back to watch others from this channel"}
+{"text":"All jokes aside How come no one capitalized on this concept Considering the popularity of girl bands Having a harem anime were all the girls are inside a band would be very promising for a show Even better if you made a galge VN"}
+{"text":"Isn’t that show not even actually yuri lol"}
+{"text":"Since we’re on topic of adding male protagonist love interests to otherwise female casts, what about the opposite? Removing them from shows and making it yuri instead? Because I’m not biased, I can admit that there are some yuri shows that would probably work better as straight ones like Citrus or Dragon Maid. But frankly, if you can’t answer this question in good faith from both sides, you’re too far gone."}
+{"text":"I don’t see why anything would become better by adding paraphilia to it. That includes all female cast series that have no yuri."}
+{"text":"Anime by definition paraphilia because you can’t have sex with it. That would also apply to any fetishes you like in anime regarding certain body or personality types. Just proving the point of bias."}
+{"text":"Anime doesn’t promote paraphilia though. Yuri that is explicitly for male gaze/FFM bait is fine, but you’re suggesting removing any possibility of that as well. So ultimately, you just want something that gives the idea that homosexual relationships should be considered valid and self-sufficient."}
+{"text":"All holes will be destroyed"}
+{"text":"is it ending for real this time?"}
+{"text":"Ohara designs for void century characters are always fire. The idea that the Loki equivalent of the void century is this \"King Elbaf\" that was so strong that basically was Joyboys equal its very possible. Its also possible that Oda has retconed the idea of the \"Elbaf god\" and replaced it with Nika, I think its pretty clear the gigants worship the first incarnation of Nika as their god of destruction and with time, that got mixed with Joyboy, the 2nd Nika, a god of laughter. In that sense Luffy \"is\" the Sungod of the second world, while Loki \"is\" the sungod of the first world."}
+{"text":"Yes The next and final episode will be released on Thursday, January 22nd!"}
+{"text":"Next chapter should focus on Bonney."}
+{"text":"sex with the canaries"}
+{"text":"no I don't want to die"}
+{"text":"Did she get a name in any extras or is she forever doomed to be Pukey?"}
+{"text":"Said me all the time."}
+{"text":"In neverland"}
+{"text":"ep3 of AOTY is here"}
+{"text":"people can't audit when they are killed"}
+{"text":"OP, you don't have to prove anything. We already know."}
+{"text":"Maybe he was groomed by the lady next door while young and cute."}
+{"text":"thank god"}
+{"text":"God I wish this show was good"}
+{"text":"Why did she change outfits?"}
+{"text":"One of us, one of us!"}
+{"text":"Wait, I remember her in Rise of the Ronin. I thought she was an OC."}
+{"text":"the author kept up the Schrödingers wife plot point for the majority of the manga, so no shit they were baiting"}
+{"text":"Your resistance only increases my arousal!"}
+{"text":"Gabi is Sagiri's wife"}
+{"text":"feel free to talk about PPGZ here, sky's the limit, NO FUCKIN LIMITS HERE BITCH!!! as for me? show's mid, I want Hyper Blossom to wrap me up in her yo-yo and do multiple things to me so fucking badly, god I need her"}
+{"text":"Lovely thighs"}
+{"text":"I think Yabuki should draw a PPGZ manga."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"You can thank the westerners in 2016 for making people give it a second chance."}
+{"text":"That manga about the beautiful girl who gambles on stocks is getting a TV anime adaptation. I recall the author himself is a gambler who's long studied various financial investments and speculative industries. He squandered all the money he earned from drawing manga in the Japanese stock market, and his readers are also a bunch of gamblers. Every day, they fantasize about making a fortune in the stock market."}
+{"text":"What is a woman"}
+{"text":"when is this kino dropping"}
+{"text":"Buddy, no one wants to work But trying to achieve that dream through gambling is the stupidest thing ever Start a business write a book Learn a trade Or join a monastery and live off of bread, water, and prayers Anything but gambling"}
+{"text":"MMA fighter professional athlete fucking lmao, how delusional"}
+{"text":"Seems no one dumped the new chapter so might as well. Very short one and break next week Chapter 162: \"Grandpa!!\""}
+{"text":"still more progress than the latest CSM chapter. also hundred times better art"}
+{"text":"This reminds me about that one super speed Bugle Call chapter"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised Mymo still has some fight in him. He has been gigaraped by like 5 chapters in a row and i see absolutely no way he can stall or get away, he's going to become a nugget in a few chapters."}
+{"text":"Either the grandpa is gigaunit or both Mymo and Rudo just got miniaturised."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Episode 2 will cover remains of chapter 84 up to chapter 88. OP animation spoils the whole ending of the manga (Akane into occultism, Kana on the funeral with a broken heart, Ruby crying on the bathtub, Ai visiting an Aqua with angel wings). Ending has imagery of Goro, Sarina, Aqua, Ruby and Tsukuyomi."}
+{"text":"No one expected the ending was gonna be THAT bad. Like I was expecting a wet fart ending like Kaguya but what OnK got was so much worse."}
+{"text":"The whole Oshi no Ko happened inside of Aqua's head bbefore marrying Akane"}
+{"text":"MEM WILL WIN IN THE ANIME ORIGINAL ENDING"}
+{"text":"No one expected the ending was gonna be THAT bad I did, the introduction of crowloli was an early warning sing and then Akane discovering Kamiki as the killer in one chapter confirmed Aka was making shit up on the spot, after that the only possible end was some rushed mess"}
+{"text":"I remember /onk/ being quite excited when crow loli debuted. Little we knew she would end becoming a fucking fraud"}
+{"text":"Lolidols can change your life!"}
+{"text":"Around 2015 it was discovered that google image search couldn't tell the difference between black people and gorillas and they completely lobotomized search as a result. The trillions of dollars into AI research over the last decade have been an attempt to solve the problem, so far unsuccessfully."}
+{"text":"Doesn't need AI to be enshittified, this is just different companies paying different amounts for priority on your search results, it also actively suppresses nsfw content and piracy."}
+{"text":"I was already pretty bad and biased, but that was the final nail. General search yandex used to be good but thats shit now too... For AI but good I like to use Brave, tech issues and everything straightforward is solved easily and it gives the source where it found the information, doesn't hallucinate stuff like fagGPT"}
+{"text":"Love livebros..."}
+{"text":"Dan was so lucky"}
+{"text":"What a fucking faggot you are. Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"infertile womb"}
+{"text":"Why did I sleep on this show? It rules Yeah I saw it in 2026"}
+{"text":"ARAI-SAN AND FENNEC LIVE IN SIN"}
+{"text":"Why did Kadokawa and mine do this?"}
+{"text":"Any news on Tasuki?"}
+{"text":"They're just friends, bro"}
+{"text":"What was her problem"}
+{"text":"Cute Onee and her imouto"}
+{"text":"I can fix her..."}
+{"text":"shion is too strong"}
+{"text":"Is this real?"}
+{"text":"The quotation misfires."}
+{"text":"he would have won if he wasn't so fucking autistic about torture"}
+{"text":"seems like a good list"}
+{"text":"Why is Muteba above Akoya? I don't think Agito is physically above Kiozan either."}
+{"text":"What are the cups doing on an island?"}
+{"text":"no u"}
+{"text":"I need a Kuro daughter to tease me with her delicious little girl body"}
+{"text":"why does she have a vulva in her back"}
+{"text":"Would the sensation of doing that to Illya's belly go through to Kuro's sensation?"}
+{"text":"Not anymore since she got rid of the curse."}
+{"text":"Please consider watching Yuyushiki if you haven't done so already. It's fun"}
+{"text":"I present you the cutest Yuzu of this decade so far"}
+{"text":"Please consider Yui's butt."}
+{"text":"We should consider season 2"}
+{"text":"I forgot it was yuyuesday pop"}
+{"text":"Please consider watching Yuyushiki"}
+{"text":"In the wake of the recent sad news I thought it would be appropriate to give this story an honest read. The plan is to a few chapters every day, less than a volume, but still get this wrapped up within January rather than stretch it out to, like, August So let's find out together what it's really like having a little sister Chapter 143: Umaru & the Unsolicited Submission Part 2 Previous"}
+{"text":"Umaru resembles a chicken nugget"}
+{"text":"Same. In a way, I can really relate to both of them."}
+{"text":"a real nugger"}
+{"text":"I can't keep up with these teens and their freakish stamina! I know that doujin"}
+{"text":"Do we ever get to fully read 'Master and the Fish' as an extra or something?"}
+{"text":"Dampyr, a half-vampire. They put it in as a racial option in the TRPG supplement."}
+{"text":"People still read this shit?"}
+{"text":"Killing the goblins was always GS's way of helping. He basically said as much to Sword Maiden too."}
+{"text":"And that is why you wear full armor."}
+{"text":"Yeah, not flaunting her obscene fat tits and ass around like a hussy would have protected her from the wrath of the sisterhood."}
+{"text":"episode in 20 minutes or so"}
+{"text":"Its students specialize in the martial art of dick-sucking."}
+{"text":"Imagine if they got gyaru or prostitute schools. Would make their world more based"}
+{"text":"Wow he truly is one of us"}
+{"text":"Show needs more Knuckleduster"}
+{"text":"brain crack go back"}
+{"text":"the term literally came from /a/ retard"}
+{"text":"brain crack What?"}
+{"text":"Royal family older children"}
+{"text":"I wish to squeeze her"}
+{"text":"What’s hanging, Princessanons? I hope you’re having a wonderful day!"}
+{"text":"Did you take this pic? If so you've gotta describe the taste of that oil + pie combo"}
+{"text":"Hero."}
+{"text":"Like a lemon."}
+{"text":"And his voice is too nice and young too for a stressed out smoked out old man."}
+{"text":"ITT: Anons reveal they have never worked a day in their lives by not recognizing a basic fucking customer service voice"}
+{"text":"When Sasaki's balls drop"}
+{"text":"implying I have ever worked indoors let alone in customer service"}
+{"text":"another anime ruins its adaptation tale as old as time"}
+{"text":"saves jump"}
+{"text":"It's canon. In MagiReco, at least."}
+{"text":"!-Akemi stops spamming crack as soon as he doesn't gt replied it This is why your intentions are so easy to read. For 91 straight posts !-Akemi spammed a crack image less than one minute after a post replied to him. As soon as he doesn't get replied to, he stops spamming. Intentions are obvious. You would have killed yourself long ago without Troid protecting you."}
+{"text":"You ruined your life for nothing."}
+{"text":"Destroys your world building with one stupid gimmick episode Introducing an anti-magic rock in your magic setting is like introducing time travel or teleportation. You just don't do it. This episode was already mid, destroying your world building for one lame scene (wow running away is so bondmaxx) is stupid."}
+{"text":"the giant burger isn't even as bad as this shit"}
+{"text":"it's very easy to forget, or to put it another way, we take it for granted nowadays that you can just go to a grocery store and have all kinds of fruit year round, modern global logistics are insane when you think about it"}
+{"text":"Is this an example of bad writing or just not giving a shit about minor details that don't affect the plot? Magic nullifying crystals obviously would have a direct impact on the world. While the combination of foods in that one dish obviously implies a lot about a global supply chain analogous to the one we have in our world, it also doesn't really matter, does it? Maybe there's a spell that lets you grow all sorts of things year-round, maybe in this fictional universe these plants are all native to the same area and require the same growing conditions. It's actually rather easy to suspend my disbelief here because it just doesn't matter. In this universe they have foods we have in the 21st century, it's not a 1:1 medieval fantasy story."}
+{"text":"Anon a burger is literally meat between bread, both of which have existed forever"}
+{"text":"I mean, I wouldn't say it completely ruins it for me or anything, I generally don't even mind it that much and move past it, but at the same time there is something magical about fantasy or even fictional settings where the author clearly thought through a lot of things, it makes the world that more alive that being said I think part of the problem is manga in general, the scheduling more or less creates a culture or an incentive to create stories with really engaging hooks at the start, and then prolonging things while you're \"making shit up\" as you go along, now certainly there are good and bad authors in that spectrum, and some are still able to achieve great things, but the medium itself incentivizes a shaky foundation"}
+{"text":"Beautiful Red Maid(en)"}
+{"text":"What a nice Kita thread"}
+{"text":"My Kitanon gf loves this thread btw."}
+{"text":"I'm here to ruin your Kita thread"}
+{"text":"I just can’t seem to get into anime anymore these days. Am I the only one?"}
+{"text":"Another reason for Precure's existence is to provide a final refuge for otaku who have lost interest in anime."}
+{"text":"Take a break. Find a different hobby. I did that for 7 years and came back refreshed"}
+{"text":"Ouji-sama no Tomodachi"}
+{"text":"Everyone just wants to do their taxes and eat oatmeal"}
+{"text":"Same. I now have trouble immersing myself into most fictional stories. It used to be the complete opposite. I wish I could enjoy anime again the same way I used to."}
+{"text":"Doux a dear"}
+{"text":"IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!"}
+{"text":"I teared up at granny's life."}
+{"text":"There is one?"}
+{"text":"Not yet but I will beg the universe for one She's so adorable"}
+{"text":"man I'm not looking forward to figuring out how to get CSP to work on Linux for whenever I need to build a new rig since MS clearly does not give a fuck about making Windows absolute shit given that it's such a small part of their revenue now...I know there are people out there who've been able to get the wine solution to work but it feels like a coin toss and all the shitters who actually try to tell you \"just use GIMP bro\" need to have their balls smacked right off them"}
+{"text":"Do girls really make the best boys?"}
+{"text":"Showing her that her man cosplay is just that"}
+{"text":"This one had a good start and a nice girl but it was kinda subpar"}
+{"text":"No. Too dyke for me."}
+{"text":"tiny little cocktail parties"}
+{"text":"I thought they had, but I can't find it now. Maybe I was just planning on making an approximation based on the chapter in the manga."}
+{"text":"Do the girls from Ippon! count as 'potato style'?"}
+{"text":"tiny little compilers"}
+{"text":"Togashi is working hard."}
+{"text":"He really just doesn't care, lole"}
+{"text":"100 chapters soon"}
+{"text":"... at hardly working"}
+{"text":"so 4 more chapters and then we get a return announcement?"}
+{"text":"Sezaki Airi and Hanamura Hinako are in the same class but in different social groups with no interaction, yet they share a secret that they cannot tell anyone else. The girls' secret is that of love, selfishness and fetishes... Act 6 Act 3-5.5:"}
+{"text":"Last bit of lore before it gets boring."}
+{"text":"It's \"You're the Cutest when You're Filthy.\" The syntax makes it ambiguous as to whether the subject is the cutest of all things or if filthiness is the peak state of cuteness for the subject. The official English title is always some bullshit that exists to look good for the Japanese audience. For obvious reasons, kitakimi isn't licensed and probably never will be. On that note, ZenKowa's \"official\" English title is \"If that's Love, Break It\" which is so much worse than the original title (which still sounds great translated) that you just have to laugh."}
+{"text":"I wish KitaKawa would get an official translation. I want to support Manio again with her NEET lifestyle even more."}
+{"text":"You can just buy the raws. You already know what they say."}
+{"text":"I'll be storytiming the manga, one complete case per day. Most cases are around 3-6 chapters long. Feel free to drop in at any time, since it's mostly episodic. Case 156: Sonoko's Handkerchief Murder Previous case:"}
+{"text":"no bullshit like sneaking in accomplice like before, What do you mean? Which case was that?"}
+{"text":"I only remember the case with Jirokichi, where Kid \"walked\" in the air. His accomplice was piloting the chopper."}
+{"text":"maybe its a gift"}
+{"text":"why would you want to place a house on a hill? Won't there be a risk of landslides?"}
+{"text":"Thank you for posting."}
+{"text":"Remember when an orgy was implied in this Manga? Surely is in the Volume extras then. Let's check it out..... (in japanese)."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I'm sort of touched to see someone who wanted to give up on Seo stuff after Suzuka and Kimi Machi, rather than Kimi Machi and Fuuka. It's nice to see an old grudge harboured so long"}
+{"text":"latest chapter of Seo's new thing is out here"}
+{"text":"The dream"}
+{"text":"She only gets horny when forcibly groped."}
+{"text":"Next episode in exactly one hour from now."}
+{"text":"What is Eren Yaeger doing in this manga?"}
+{"text":"Passionate tummyrubbing with Kaya-chan"}
+{"text":"With a side dish of \"parents please keep an eye on your children\""}
+{"text":"Kayass"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Shii! Welcome to Shii's very short birthday thread."}
+{"text":"Shut up and make my bean juice, you little Shiit. If you put any of that fru fru shit in there, I'll be a tad miffed."}
+{"text":"With a cub I can go anywhere"}
+{"text":"I agree. t. have bags of community coffee."}
+{"text":"Koguma’s VA is super cute and likes bikes"}
+{"text":"Koito! I saw an article online talking about who the top 10 elves were and I wasn't on the list! Who is Frieren anyways? Koito! KOITO!!!"}
+{"text":"Elda is a hipster that wouldn't watch anything on the MAL top 10"}
+{"text":"She's a Gongemfag. That's not a hipster (in Japan)."}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"I need more juicy Koma-chans"}
+{"text":"I like Shanfuro but I wish the studio could put that on hold and give me more heartwarming comfy fun elf and miko...too bad it's not up to them and that the production committee cares about some stupid \"return on investment\" crap instead of funding anime that makes me happy...."}
+{"text":"fixing the lack of burns nice making Arthur look even thinner and more miserable Hahahahaha! \"A destined king\" - what a joke!"}
+{"text":"The colored hair makes Armstrong look less Armstrong-y now."}
+{"text":"Is that Ordo?"}
+{"text":"I don't think so."}
+{"text":"Ordo would never go to Camelot, he got turned into a monster because he refused to side with them. He wanted to help all races and his adopted children are non-human."}
+{"text":"Nadeshiko Iwaizuki VA: Hime Sawada The Agent of Autumn, possesses the ability of \"Vital Energy Decomposition\". She is the youngest and the shortest-serving deity. She has immense trust and affection for Rindou. Rindou Azami VA: Taku Yashiro The Agent of Autumn's Guard. He treats his job like a \"business\", without letting his emotions get in the way. Those around him don't see it that way. He doesn't realize it, but he's overprotective of Nadeshiko."}
+{"text":"Rousei Kantsubaki VA: Shougo Sakata The Agent of Winter, possesses the ability \"Vital Energy Freezing\". Being the cause of the kidnapping of his first love, Hinagiku, torments him. Itechou Kangetsu VA: Satoshi Hino The Agent of Winter's Guard. He has been Rosei's servant since he was a child, and was also Sakura's sword master. Like Rosei, he condemns himself for failing to protect the Spring maidens."}
+{"text":"by the author of violet evergarden So it's gonna be shit then."}
+{"text":"Kanna's movie subs release soon Post Chorogons in this thread"}
+{"text":"Downloading it"}
+{"text":"Bit over an hour and a half so maybe when you're taking a dump next."}
+{"text":"Hope KyoAni continues the anime after the movie"}
+{"text":"Growlulu"}
+{"text":"Niiice."}
+{"text":"Will Season 4 live up to the hype?"}
+{"text":"Petra commanded Rem to kill Subaru for no reason"}
+{"text":"Petra is a bratty Stacy that got slightly corrected but is still rude."}
+{"text":"By process of elimination Sylphy is the nicest maid."}
+{"text":"Actually, maid Emilia is the nicest maid."}
+{"text":"Who is the Yamcha of the Emilia Camp?"}
+{"text":"Enaga the good."}
+{"text":"Nani?!"}
+{"text":"Evil has lost..."}
+{"text":"That's scary."}
+{"text":"Rin-chan! Rin-chan!"}
+{"text":"hhmmm"}
+{"text":"mc's girlfriend won't have sex him because of trauma of her previous fiancee dying in a racing accident lets herself be raped without resisting by a thug who she feels sorry for This fucking manga man. It's supposed to be about Formula racing btw."}
+{"text":"The plot sounds shoujo but the art looks shounen. What is this?"}
+{"text":"it's a seinen manga"}
+{"text":"seinen is just stupid melodrama"}
+{"text":"seinen is a manga magazine target demographic you retarded newfag and it was published in a seinen magazine, Big Comic Spirits"}
+{"text":"so stupid melodrama"}
+{"text":"Ponko, Mahoro, Mina, Hama-san, Marie, ect. any and all are good. Ecchi thoughts are bad."}
+{"text":"Marie Marie 2. ect etc."}
+{"text":"What's the worst offender of \"a single joke, over and over\" you've seen?"}
+{"text":"Gintama never gets old for me Good for you, I guess"}
+{"text":"Oh deer!"}
+{"text":"I'm glad Pine Jam made something successful enough to get a second season but did it have to be this?"}
+{"text":"turns into a blob Now laugh."}
+{"text":"Sakamoto Desu ga! I like it, the german karaoke skit is some next level comedy."}
+{"text":"Same here. Ironically, Ichi is the only fantasy series remaining in WSJ after Otr got cancelled, yet I couldn’t get into it because it feels way too shoujo for me. It no wonder I lost interest in wsj magazine."}
+{"text":"Meant to reply"}
+{"text":"Uh-huh!"}
+{"text":"B^U"}
+{"text":"You just grasp the straws."}
+{"text":"Oh My Goddess is 37 years old"}
+{"text":"Live action when? Sydnet Sweeney as Belldandy, Ryonosuke Kamiki as K1, Naomi Scott as Urd and some upcoming teen actress as Skuld. The incel market is untapped in the west despite it's exponentially growing"}
+{"text":"I do love K1 but he's more like a pet to me"}
+{"text":"So many decades and yet the seething remains fresh in my mind. Permanently seared hatred for NTR into my psyche."}
+{"text":"While the oav was nice, I never really liked belldandy. And she lost some of the personality she had at the start of the series. Skud is great though"}
+{"text":"Sure"}
+{"text":"She has a longer arc now that Arisu is ready to accept their love or whatever, but as usual, other girls will have their turn. Igarashi already tweeted several new peeks at nene"}
+{"text":"The only time he reacted was when he was worried about her song not being picked, just like a producer would be yet Rikka is still trying hard"}
+{"text":"A few days ago I had a dream that I had sex with Nene. Her pussy was super tight and I had to struggle to fit my dick inside her"}
+{"text":"she still doesn't nene doesn't love buki"}
+{"text":"My favorite anime girls"}
+{"text":"inb4 anyone says it yes I know my nigga my nigga my nigga my nigga"}
+{"text":"Great one as always. Based fellow Rirukachad."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"The girl from I love the villainess show stands out like a sore thumb compared with the other 90s/00s girls."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Why do anime consumers suffer from recency bias?"}
+{"text":"at least they didn't spawn millions of -folk subreddit cancer into the Internet That was Game of Thrones, not Shingeki no Kyojin. Where do you think the suffix even came from? It's from the eponymous Freefolk. /r/Freefolk is a GoT shitposting board that inspired the shitposters of other IPs to create a X/Y/Z-folk board of their own."}
+{"text":"FMA fags seething"}
+{"text":"What's Gintama first season ranking?"}
+{"text":"Non Non Biyori Ergo Proxy Madoka Magica Higurashi no naku koro ni Dr. STONE Code Geass SLAM DUNK Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo Shingeki no Kyojin Death Note"}
+{"text":"Every single character in S;G and SnK is retarded, even the \"smart\" ones. That's how you know the writing is shit."}
+{"text":"spinoff is better than the mainline series Any other examples"}
+{"text":"better than Ten filtered Akagi is fun but Ten is a masterpiece"}
+{"text":"Akagi is also a masterpiece but the end of Ten is the greatest arc in manga"}
+{"text":"They did the right thing mixing some Ohtsuki's chapters. Ichijo anime when?"}
+{"text":"You first, OP."}
+{"text":"...wait, who's Jashin-chan? anyway, let's talk about Minos and Medusa"}
+{"text":"How do we get them to make Miku officially part of the crew?"}
+{"text":"__________Money______________________________."}
+{"text":"Where's the merch?"}
+{"text":"Is best!"}
+{"text":"Why is some manga bad and still gets an anime adaptation?"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"popular things get adaptations and popular = bad"}
+{"text":"|| You have to go back."}
+{"text":"Anime is a commercial for manga."}
+{"text":"My question is why the anime doesn't bother to improve the manga but just repeats its mistakes."}
+{"text":"The age of yuri throuple is upon us so repent."}
+{"text":"and this is our daughter's room"}
+{"text":"lose argument start trying to force \"memes\" Your passive aggressive attempts to attack people are easy to see through. Imagine having random throw away account names live rent free in your head every second of your life. Why are you so triggered by such an obvious statement, !-Akemi? You are not supposed to refer to anonymous posters by anything. That's the point of this website."}
+{"text":"Why does not one but you bump this thread?"}
+{"text":"Use the scroll bar below to find the image that has exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes Zawa zawa..."}
+{"text":"Should be Tonegawa"}
+{"text":"This is the only one that takes me more than 2 seconds. I hate it"}
+{"text":"ざわ･･ざわ･･"}
+{"text":"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CONCLUSION FOR PART 6"}
+{"text":"Man, I love Part 5."}
+{"text":"Kot was picked up by Gangan Pixiv for proper serialization. Manga will be gradually republished on Gangan Pixiv site, while new chapters will continue being published on author's X account. Also Volume 1 will be published on February 20."}
+{"text":"Chapter end."}
+{"text":"That's good news, she activates a strong instinct to pet her head."}
+{"text":"Dog?"}
+{"text":"Oh, nice."}
+{"text":"Big cat purr loud."}
+{"text":"All I know is that JC Staff apparently can't say no to any project no matter how terrible or stupid the production schedule is, which means they make a LOT of crap. Also apparently you all sent them so many death threats that it made the news. That's literally the only reason why I know about them."}
+{"text":"they were working on 11 shows for fall 2024"}
+{"text":"EZY is nearly a decade in the making."}
+{"text":"a decade in the making I have never heard these words uttered describing something that actually ended up being good."}
+{"text":"JC Staff Oh fuck it's JC Staff? No wonder the mechas are terrible CG..."}
+{"text":"So, like, they opened a portal to a group of higher dimensional beings having lunch, attack them without warning then close the portal without any explanation. I am so glad Kyle-sama sorted out the misunderstanding."}
+{"text":"death is a form of betray"}
+{"text":"I bet Kyle made Gorilla King feel fun again after his day was ruined by Blake"}
+{"text":"Thank you for posting."}
+{"text":"She's what Yuna would be like if Yuna wasn't a tsundere bitch and had bigger boobs"}
+{"text":"Chapter 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59: Chapter 60"}
+{"text":"That is a long and convoluted story that will be explained in TRC and later on in this manga. The explanation will leave you more confused. XXXholic's ending was disappointing. There were better ways to end things. The connection with TRC did more harm than good to Holic."}
+{"text":"meh rushed ending."}
+{"text":"CHADtanuki."}
+{"text":"Himawari was just testing if she might dislocate Watanuki's shoulder here."}
+{"text":"Himawari was coping that maybe Watanuki was safe, it wasn't until weird shit started happening that she switched to praying that he doesn't notice because she really enjoyed being with him."}
+{"text":"You're not too bright are ya, boy? Goku is a pretty boy. Even Vegeta, with his extremely receded hairline, is a pretty boy. There's arguably no one among the Z Fighters that's considered less than pretty except Krillin and Master Roshi. The ugly characters are usually the butt of jokes, like Mr. Satan. Satan is a typical rugged, masculine character, and he's also ugly and dumb as a hammer."}
+{"text":"Buff men are not pretty boys. The only ones you could call pretty boys are Trunks and maybe Gohan."}
+{"text":"Below the neck features can enhance or detract from prettiness. The face determines the overall aspect of a character. An ugly face attached to a buff body = ugly character. A pretty face attached to a buff body = pretty character. Akira drew all of the main characters with beautiful proportions and perfectly framed faces. There's a reason women goon to these characters even though they were created a million years ago."}
+{"text":"Am I a pretty boy?"}
+{"text":"No, you can't have a Hercule face structure and be pretty, sorry."}
+{"text":"Why is Hidaeki Anno so insistent on putting 14 year old girl characters in revealing/form fitting outfits?"}
+{"text":"It's called being based."}
+{"text":"fucking tourists"}
+{"text":"Misato, Ritsuko, Grandis Granva Why is Hideako Anno so insistent on putting cakes in revealing/slutty outfits?"}
+{"text":"They're drawn like 18 year olds, which helps with the idea that age doesn't matter in anime as long as they're drawn like 18 year olds."}
+{"text":"Japón needs to ban by law that girls 14 or under cover more than 25% of their bodies at all times"}
+{"text":"Make and request art."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"Do Toru"}
+{"text":"gud tiddy"}
+{"text":"9 again"}
+{"text":"Very nice milkies. Thank you, though."}
+{"text":"What's the worst anime you've watched to completion?"}
+{"text":"After all that marketing. What the hell happened?"}
+{"text":"Promised Neverland S2 and Steins;Gate"}
+{"text":"Forgive me for being a newfag back when I was a newfag. Everyone was at some point."}
+{"text":"Same here"}
+{"text":"Poor official meme subtitles, and fansubs were split between too many groups. Many quit thinking others would cover it, but when they all thought that it ran into problems."}
+{"text":"Key visual for this year’s World Trigger Festival 2026 Pray for Ashihara"}
+{"text":"Grim, but at least Toei will do him some justice, will keep praying for cat-sensei"}
+{"text":"boy cute"}
+{"text":"all dudes aside from Chika could've included Konami at least"}
+{"text":"He's 21."}
+{"text":"He's 15(11)"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is Kirino's problem?"}
+{"text":"There's one girl who wants to fuck the MC, two if you include the light novels."}
+{"text":"Haruhi is the only one who wants to bone Kyon. Alien Yuki and young Mikuru never show any kind of romantic interest in Kyon. Kyon wants to bone Mikuru of course, but that makes the series a love triangle, not a harem. The best you can say is that adult Mikuru flirts with him a bit, but that's clearly not very serious considering she knows they won't be ending up together, and is manipulating him to do her bidding. I'll give you the childhood friend from the novels, that makes two."}
+{"text":"did nothing wrong btw"}
+{"text":"Whereabouts: her room Activities: Building a model F16 she made me buy on our \"date\" as she put it"}
+{"text":"Whereabouts: my bed. Activities: testing my self-control with her fat, round butt while reading in a prone position."}
+{"text":"big lady and smol boy mangas axed back 2 back What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"last post in 2023 haha..."}
+{"text":"The series started in 22, the coincidences keep piling up"}
+{"text":"Maybe women aren't so bad after all"}
+{"text":"Episode 3 out"}
+{"text":"Very well adapted, though the stitched one blinds my eyes with the white light."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah"}
+{"text":"Pfft ok"}
+{"text":"The brightness is not even that bad compared to other ecchi shows. I can barely see the smears in my monitor."}
+{"text":"It's not true unless they are reordering chapters considerably. Runako should be next ep."}
+{"text":"Navigation 30: The Redentore"}
+{"text":"Their reaction when Akari propose the idea"}
+{"text":"FAT CAT ANUS"}
+{"text":"With her ass in front view"}
+{"text":"Aria Company have Aria-Sanchou and his beautiful asshole"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday Ayano! Say something nice about her."}
+{"text":"Technically, the thread was on time!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Ayano! One day you'll win!"}
+{"text":"What has Hanako-sama seen before?"}
+{"text":"Pantyhose erotic"}
+{"text":"She's best girl. Happy birthday Ayano."}
+{"text":"Today marks the 7th anniversary of the airing of The Magnificent Kotobuki. Do You Remember Love?"}
+{"text":"wide Kylie ˵◡˶"}
+{"text":"forgot the title, something about a princess Wasn't it literally The pilot and the princess?"}
+{"text":"Yes please."}
+{"text":"What are your genuine criticisms of Berserk?"}
+{"text":"I've read the manga like 5 times and I dont remember ever seeing this last speech bubble on the far left down."}
+{"text":"Well you don't see enough of the other characters. Just because they don't appear often doesn't mean they are not interesting. There's no novel about Griffith's origins and how he started the band of the hawk, which is most surprising. Also no novel about Gaiseric/Skull knight, Ganishka and other characters."}
+{"text":"The author is a huge faggot for dying without finishing it"}
+{"text":"Not enough loli"}
+{"text":"No other manga’s reputation is carried harder by one arc than Berserk"}
+{"text":"Top 5 Biggest Anime Franchises of all Time"}
+{"text":"Because the Wikipedia page of highest grossing media franchises was previously vandalized, is full of estimates like \"DB $10 billion\" (false), and doesn't even show how the revenue was calculated. Bandai alone pulled in ¥144.5 billion (~$1.1B) in DB merch revenue between 2016-2023 and Dokkan Battle made $3.5B in lifetime. Last year, DB made $1.28 billion dollars, more than even Gundam. It consistently generates over $1 billion in revenue annually just like Star Wars does. As for why the page got vandalized, the Pokémon fandom was at war with the MCU and Hello Kitty fandom. That page went through multiple edit wars. So people kept adding inflated numbers, removing rival sources, or changing what counts as revenue. Because of that, the page had to be semi-protected and edits were frequently reverted. A lot of MCU and Hello Kitty fans were doubting Pokémon's #1 spot."}
+{"text":"DB/1P/Naruto sell merch too."}
+{"text":"Console war sales fagging between Hello Kitty, MCU and Pokemon Kek wtf?"}
+{"text":"Pokemon is the biggest IP in human history, there are more people that know about Pikachu than whatever religious figure you can think of."}
+{"text":"cough cough"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cool and mature Hana!!"}
+{"text":"It's all the same person"}
+{"text":"That's basically the bug from HS minus his debut."}
+{"text":"As she should..."}
+{"text":"Sounds like the type of joke jobber that comes back super strong at the end as an extra joke"}
+{"text":"YES!!! and to give him more aura he's the last one left alive during the final act and so his motivation switches from proving himself to vengeance as well as to honor his fallen comrades even though they never recognized or respected him"}
+{"text":"What does /a/ think about the puritan nun Index?"}
+{"text":"this is what real men want"}
+{"text":"Too tight"}
+{"text":"I mean, that basically happens later in the story."}
+{"text":"she is cute but I got tired of her and her anime after one season"}
+{"text":"Is she the most irrelevant titular character ever?"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to the extremely cute Petit Charat, also know as Puchiko!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday, Puchiko-chan!"}
+{"text":"Nyu!"}
+{"text":"crazy how Miyuki Sawashiro can still voice her"}
+{"text":"Hot take: Frieren is a more desirable woman than Fern."}
+{"text":"It's not that much, the Frieren mimic plushie that's always sold out is $200 by itself"}
+{"text":"what you do with your money is up to you, if it brings you happiness/joy then it's good i have a couple figs but together they cost less than $100. however i am poor. if i was not poor, i would probably have more."}
+{"text":"Anons, how much money did Madhouse invest with this animation? Bet they have no clothes on her before full production?"}
+{"text":"That's generally true of all women, even (forgive me Allah, to even say this) 3D women. They stay cute and turn into grannies, while \"hot\" hags turn into wrinkly bitches hanging onto youth instead of aging gracefully into kind grandmothers. Nobody wants some used up slut pretending to still be hot, but everybody wants a grandmother to tell them they're very handsome and look even stronger than when they visited last. Checkmate, dumb sluts."}
+{"text":"Isagi getting told by a huge french with big eyelashes"}
+{"text":"Also, Rin vs Loki next week"}
+{"text":"fuck you I'll prove to you that I am good enough to be a striker instead of a midfielder *passes to rin Passagi never beating the allegations"}
+{"text":"You still collect information about everything around you. Speak for yourself, buddy. I make sure to stay as uninformed and ignorant as possible. Eyes closed, ears plugged, and nose congested at all times."}
+{"text":"Another full thread?"}
+{"text":"Let it die"}
+{"text":"doesn't know"}
+{"text":"I won't let this thread die yet"}
+{"text":"I can save her."}
+{"text":"Kou already fixed her."}
+{"text":"There's just one more thing he has to do. Marry her."}
+{"text":"Genuinely curious question - are there any non-H instances of manga where a lesbian (or lesbian leaning) ends up falling for a dude? It can be NTR or not."}
+{"text":"Arguably tenshi na konamaiki but Megumi was a confused teenager who ultimately accepted who she was."}
+{"text":"newfag lurk two years before posting"}
+{"text":"request thread"}
+{"text":"Yumeko Shikiya from Makeine"}
+{"text":"Kaorin from Azumanga Daio"}
+{"text":"Fuyu when"}
+{"text":"Such a beautiful and hapopy wifey!"}
+{"text":"Get down!"}
+{"text":"This seems more effective than a shovel"}
+{"text":"*shoots*"}
+{"text":"When will they finally release anime in 4K? It's fucking Japan the high tech country. I remember they did the switch to 720p/16:9 years before the EU peasants did it."}
+{"text":"4k is a meme resolution"}
+{"text":"that's what everyone thought about 720p too"}
+{"text":"Except they didn't. 1080p monitors were widely available and easily accessible by late 2000s. 4k has been out for over a decade and hardly anyone owns them."}
+{"text":"Cause mental illness"}
+{"text":"Your zoomertrash taste reeks"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Funabori"}
+{"text":"Sweaty and unwashed."}
+{"text":"DAA BUU RUU KAAA BUUU KI---"}
+{"text":"The strongest Yokai?"}
+{"text":"date chapter when"}
+{"text":"Probably not immediately, but they'll get their powers back way later like Okarun and Momo, and they'll do their super hero group shot or something. I just hope the payoff will be worth the wait."}
+{"text":"Momo and Aira after traveling to America"}
+{"text":"left or right?"}
+{"text":"It is now."}
+{"text":"Momoka is too competent and not childlike enough for me. Tsundere lolis kill me dead and Arisu hits my paternal instinct to pamper and spoil dead center."}
+{"text":"Right, but both are great either way."}
+{"text":"now"}
+{"text":"Making her angry would be fun."}
+{"text":"Drop em From top left to bottom right: Otoyomegatari Witch Hat Atelier Versus Houseki no kuni One Piece Dungeon meshi Oyasumi Pun Pun Berserk Made in abyss"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"oh, okay"}
+{"text":"this is what it looks like when someone new to manga is told which popular series are actually good"}
+{"text":"Greetings, /c/itizens! Just wanted to go over a couple of guidelines for posting on /c/ if you are new here and a friendly reminder for those who aren't. Try to avoid making single-image requests. Making a single image thread deletes a previous thread from the last page. Please include 4 to 5 similar images in your thread to get it going. Use resources like danbooru, gelbooru or even Google Image Search. Check the catalog to avoid making a duplicate thread. This way, we can share and contribute more images more effectively and efficiently. If bumping a thread, please include a picture instead of just writing 'bump' and please do not necrobump threads that have reached their image limit. This restricts the diversity and natural flow of the board. Threads are meant to come and go and sometimes they are even better the next time around. Finally, as much as /a/ is a discussion board, /c/ is a board for sharing images. Please respect the threads of other users and they will do the same to yours as well!"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"2026 is the year of the abyssal according to the Mariana Trench's calendar!"}
+{"text":"Blue Archive, Arknights, Genshin Impact, etc"}
+{"text":"Lets all love Lain"}
+{"text":"Mecha Tomboy love! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Beautiful blushing tomboys!"}
+{"text":"Context for this. This was from the part in Logbook where she gets caught trying on the Festival outfit even though she had already said that she had no intention of ever dancing at the festival."}
+{"text":"Indeed."}
+{"text":"Who's your favorite tomboy? I love makoto!"}
+{"text":"gotta be Tomo"}
+{"text":"I kinda feel like I need a comfy thread rn let's post comfy"}
+{"text":"Just saw OP and made me really happy I have a 3 day weekend ahead of me"}
+{"text":"Post cute girls making music!"}
+{"text":"We used to have a general for busty cuties, it's been too long. Does /c/ still appreciate them? Do you have a favorite? A thread for /c/ute pictures of girls with larger breasts."}
+{"text":"Queens of Wholesome Busty."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post cute girls with short hair."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"I have been reminded."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"I have been reminded."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"Official witchfag server: cyb6ge3gHZ previous thread: 4420180"}
+{"text":"A thread for the purest form of love - sfw yuri or just images of girls together. Eternal reminder that nsfw images belong elsewhere and should be avoided as best as possible. Light discussion is fine with an image attached. All pairings welcome! Last:"}
+{"text":"Dedicated to all those who come and go"}
+{"text":"Rin! Rin! Rin! Rin!"}
+{"text":"The /c/ute Bri'ish lass."}
+{"text":"Thread the Fifty-First! Night Owl Edition. Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Miko clothing is allowed as well"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Rainy and moody edition! We have a guy that does webms if you have a request! Old thread:"}
+{"text":"Autumn Edition I hope you had a bountiful year! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"A lifetime of pure bliss Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"that’s really interesting, being able to care about life again after feeling disconnected and empty is difficult to achieve, I’m glad she’s been able to reconcile with purpose honesty may be brash sometimes, but its much better than pretending to be something you’re not like you said, i wish people were more honest with those around them rather than lying or having ulterior motives its rare you get to see someone so cheerful and resilient in the face of tough challenges, it must make you very proud to see her pushing forward despite the odds that’s sweet that you feel connected to her through your achievements, I’m sure she finds joy in knowing she pushes you to continue on even with the little things"}
+{"text":"My beloved wife is back on the air! Hope everyone is doing well!"}
+{"text":"The plush of my wife finally came in the mail today. I never thought it would feel quite this comforting. It's such a blessing to finally be able to hold her and kiss her. I am so thankful for this love, bros"}
+{"text":"and you don’t show her? criminal"}
+{"text":"I want to see the plushie of Anon's wife! I'm a little bit a plushie collector, so I have many of my wife."}
+{"text":"Male/female of course"}
+{"text":"the goat"}
+{"text":"Galactic punt appreciation thread"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I-400s Launch Day was yesterday. Found out recently we share a birthday"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday anon and Shion!"}
+{"text":"blonde goth/vampire girls"}
+{"text":"A thread appreciating and showing some love to Firefly, a cute and lovable heroine from Honkai Star Rail."}
+{"text":"Seasons Greetings!"}
+{"text":"Mayhaps some burgers got involved"}
+{"text":"You have plenty of time to meet your 2026 pizza eating goals."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year, anon! 2026 is HERE, and with the new year, comes a new Homura thread! New Year’s resolutions have fallen out of fashion lately. Everyone I’ve asked seems to think they can change their lives at the drop of a hat (despite that clearly not being the case). I disagree; if there’s anything Homura taught us, it’s that preparation is powerful. She solo’d most of the witches in Mitakihara with thoughtfulness, after all! Be smart about the pursuit of your goals - scientific, even, just like the Homu in this OP image - and do everything you can to stack the odds in your favor. Any edge you can get over the enemy within you should take (and make no mistake; your enemy IS within). Our world has wicked things on par with witches and wraiths, but none of those things can hurt you as much as the worst part of you can hurt yourself. So, in 2026, do your best - and be ready for the fight of your life - against the worst parts of yourself. And while you’re at it, make sure you celebrate Homura here. Archive: HomuraAkemi.com Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Uncanny eyes but STILL VERY MOE"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"very sweet looking Homu"}
+{"text":"Many are drawing this Homu pose"}
+{"text":"The darker and gloomier the better, but other kinds are fine too. Anything between gothic lolita and mallgoths to pastel goths, and they can range from moody and serious to energetic and genki. No AI trash. Previous thread, I forgot to bump it after the site went down for maintenance:"}
+{"text":"Keep on chompin' Previous:"}
+{"text":"Love this lil retard like you wouldn't believe. let's post some cute pictures of her. I'll start with a few."}
+{"text":"She is very beautiful without even trying"}
+{"text":"for you, anon"}
+{"text":"Thank you, Osaka"}
+{"text":"Pocky time.Post cute idols Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"my fluffy wife"}
+{"text":"My skelly wife"}
+{"text":"My smelly wife"}
+{"text":"It's the birthday of everyone's favorite vampire! Merry Christmas to all arcueidbros too!"}
+{"text":"More of hair love. The longer the better, but at least the kind that reaches the waist. No cutting, no males"}
+{"text":"Rio's super long ponytail is great too but it's gonna be more difficult to have art of her that's safe enough to post here."}
+{"text":"It's pretty unfortunate (or fortunate, depends how you want to look at it) In more hair-related news, we finally know how long Eimi's hair is exactly"}
+{"text":"I want to die..."}
+{"text":"let me die"}
+{"text":"No, anon."}
+{"text":"kagamin thread"}
+{"text":"Shiny Kagami"}
+{"text":"The /c/utest dress!"}
+{"text":"Is Ranma worth watching just for Shampoo? Blue cheongsam girl a cute!"}
+{"text":"Is Ranma worth watching just for Shampoo? Not sure, it's been years since I watched it, so I don't remember much."}
+{"text":"No less than the Queen of /c/ute in a cheongsam, Sakura Kinomoto Tomoyo is adorable in hers too"}
+{"text":"Oh, okay. Thanks anyway, Anon! Sakura, my beloved!"}
+{"text":"I hate my life but I love my station!"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Because LLENN is cute."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I spy with my little eye a lack of a Yui Hirasawa thread on /c/. Let's show our favourite cake consumer some love, shall we?"}
+{"text":"It snowed last night. Guess it's time for a thread."}
+{"text":"That looks like a delightful walk"}
+{"text":"Indeed."}
+{"text":"Cute elf."}
+{"text":"Natie my beloved..."}
+{"text":"Only 58 more days until Tannhauser in global! Can't wait to MUN with her"}
+{"text":"Maids are /c/ute! So!! Here's a thread for maids!!!"}
+{"text":"I think it's out already. Can't remember though"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cutest bassest of all time!"}
+{"text":"Simply radiant"}
+{"text":"Christmas Edition! Previous"}
+{"text":"Monihugging to the max"}
+{"text":"Monilovemaxxing"}
+{"text":"What a silly question. Just Yuri"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"shpermbank my beloved"}
+{"text":"Holy digits"}
+{"text":"Here we go again! Post girls who don't have their own thread. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to Yuu!"}
+{"text":"It be life"}
+{"text":"Mahiron who wishes you a happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Mihari Intermezzo"}
+{"text":"Kaede Intermezzo"}
+{"text":"It's October and we don't have a spooky thread. Zombies, ghosts, demons, monster girls, and more! Girls who are creepy, cute, or both!"}
+{"text":"With autumn rolling in and spooky season close, why not a thread for magic users and stuff Mages, magicians, witches, alchemists, and more! So long as they use magic or have a similar vibe."}
+{"text":"post girls with pink hair or anything pink"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"It was Rossmann's birthday yesterday"}
+{"text":"Cute married couple"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"rei my beloved"}
+{"text":"Misaki from nhk ni youkoso"}
+{"text":"nothing has touched my heart more than NHK"}
+{"text":"cute flat chest"}
+{"text":"Gokou Ruri/Kuroneko thread #87"}
+{"text":"Post pics of Yuuri, Chito and other characters from the anime."}
+{"text":"Thread resurrection"}
+{"text":"Good luck, thread. I hope I can catch it again if it needs help."}
+{"text":"Kangel and Ame!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Oh I posted it in the wrong thread. My apologies."}
+{"text":"It's the 23rd of December, so for all those of us who haven't been kidnapped by Zero yet, let's celebrate the holidays with a nice Zero Escape thread. All other Zero Escape girls also welcome, but I will post mainly Luna. /c/ doesn't support spoiler tags, as far as I'm aware. I will keep try to keep things spoiler-free and would ask others to do the same, but please keep that in mind."}
+{"text":"A thread for the cutest tsundere in the world."}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as a cute tsundere. Shit behavior ruins all."}
+{"text":"You're clearly just not a true tsundere enjoyer."}
+{"text":"A thread for our beloved War Devil host. The pretty darn cute femcel Asa Mitaka. Other Chainsaw Girls welcome."}
+{"text":"My 3 favorite"}
+{"text":"Would you give her the flowers?"}
+{"text":"Every day."}
+{"text":"Time to reset the stage once more and start over new with another thread for our favorite red headed android girl. Previous"}
+{"text":"It's around this time of year that I feel especially grateful - for the change in seasons, the beginning of so many holidays, and for this labor of love we call the Mugi Threads. Much has changed over the years, but this one constant has endured thanks to the contributions of so many wonderful /c/omrades celebrating our favorite tea-drinking princess, Kotobuki Tsumugi! For as long as we can keep this going, I feel like there's just a little bit more good in this world. Continued from: Spread the love!!"}
+{"text":"\"Yeah, I know. I'll do my best. I'll do my best so that he won't get twisted like you. I'll do my best so that he will be able to like himself…! So you should also———\" -- Rin Tohsaka, Day 16 of UBW Happy New Year's 2026 edition!"}
+{"text":"I thought she had short hair here and something awakened inside me"}
+{"text":"Welcoming another summer with the cutest idol of all! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Best and cutest idol."}
+{"text":"Almost autumn edition! Previous"}
+{"text":"Punya? This board is called Anime/Cute but it's missing the CUTEST slime? Allow me to fix that"}
+{"text":"Y'all ready know... our favorite LARDASS t. Azumanga Daioh"}
+{"text":"Hololive, Other Corpos, Indies, etc."}
+{"text":"mostly eurocentric in style, some maids OK"}
+{"text":"Blue Archive, Arknights, Genshin Impact, etc"}
+{"text":"18 years later and she is still the cutest and coolest sniper!"}
+{"text":"old thread died. Bonus points for Rin"}
+{"text":"Is someone going to make a new thread?"}
+{"text":"bumping the thread instead of making a new one Next time use sage or do it yourself."}
+{"text":"Our lovely sorcery genius Lina Inverse"}
+{"text":"this is the only christmas picture I have"}
+{"text":"Aqua, the goddess and leader of the Axis cult! 4chan is an Aqua site!"}
+{"text":"nice feet"}
+{"text":"Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Thread for Artoria! Please keep it to the female characters named Artoria from the Fate series. Other variants than Saber can and will be posted. It's approaching the holiday season, let's celebrate them with Our King! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"One day all of us will find their Tomoko"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Kinda surprised we don't have a thread for her"}
+{"text":"Previous threads:"}
+{"text":"A hundred kemono threads!"}
+{"text":"\"I did say I admire the idea of walking along the beach in a cute white dress, but this outfit is honestly too cute, and it’s embarrassing.\""}
+{"text":"The cutest girl, rin kokonoe"}
+{"text":"Every geah best geah"}
+{"text":"A new year, a new thread"}
+{"text":"Any word on a ghiblifest this year? Hopefully Fathom doesn't pull the current Crunchyroll model of one-night-only-dub-only /a/ theater showings."}
+{"text":"ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ nᵉʷ ʸᵉᵃʳ nᵉʷ ˢᵐᵒˡʸᵉᵃʳ nᵉʷ ˢᵐᵒˡᵗʳᵉᵈ ᵖʳᵉᵛᶦᵒᵘˢ ˢᵐᵒˡᵗʳᵉᵈ"}
+{"text":"Eek! A smol spidergirl!"}
+{"text":"safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6333589"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to this adorable actress! Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"Pleinair Thread: 第56.2 Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"bit of a belated happy new year but happy new year!"}
+{"text":"I love this silly yakuza/teacher/caretaker!"}
+{"text":"that's all I got for now"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Late, but Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Now with the correct name! Old thread"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday, Noriko!"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread /a/ threads archive pastebin.com/8JXubF7Q /c/ threads archive pastebin.com/T3UBT3kz Stories pastebin.com/MEkFk3Sk Imagedump rip mega link"}
+{"text":"Happy November, anon! Hopefully you snagged the right balance of tricks and treats last week during Halloween, and you’re ready to make the most of November. I want to take a moment to say THANK YOU to everyone who has participated in these threads over the years. November is a great time for reflection and spending time with family. Everyone gets two families in their life; the one you’re born with, and the one you choose. By being part of these threads, even if you ARE anonymous, you’ve been part of a small family I’ve had on the internet for over a decade, and I’m thankful to have this place with all of you to celebrate Homura Akemi. Enjoy your weekend, and go show your family some love this November! Know that at the end of your adventures, somewhere on /c/, your found family is waiting for you. Archive: HomuraAkemi.com Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Saturday Hameru posting!"}
+{"text":"i wish i could be with you homura"}
+{"text":"death and cold"}
+{"text":"New year, new thread!"}
+{"text":"Previous Still going!"}
+{"text":"including the ending I hate it. Rewatching it made me remember that I was still mad, and I will forever stay mad"}
+{"text":"McDonalds girl got a new outfit. Time for round 2 Previous:"}
+{"text":"i was so surprised to find no general vocaloid threads!!! all voice synthesizers welcome!!"}
+{"text":"Cute girls with swords! Fantasy is welcome. No futuristic stuff. Plate armor is fine so long as you can tell it's a girl."}
+{"text":"A thread for cosplay, costumes, and anything Halloween!"}
+{"text":"Tifa Lockhart Thread LXIII Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Twins! Dolls! Rozen Maiden! Previous twins:"}
+{"text":"merry twinsmas"}
+{"text":"Happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you. I hope you had a wonderful Twinsmas and a nice New Year's celebration too!"}
+{"text":"I think doll joints are cute. Mechanical girls welcome so long as they fit the overall theme of the thread."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"OCs, screenshots, official art, nightcore images welcome. Images beign made today are welcome too as long they match the artstyle."}
+{"text":"sorry for the late reply, hope you had a merry xmas and a happy new year. regardless of who or what they are. No one feels like they belong anywhere. Everyone is seeking their place and many aren't finding anything because the world right now is in general turmoil i really notice that everywhere seems to be the same nowadays. older people describe the old internet in a very unique way, each site had a very unique culture. now all sites have the same users, the same type of posts, the same opinions, the same discussions, etc. everything today is a repost of things from other sites, it’s pretty tiresome. the aspect that irritates me the most is political issues. no matter where you are, they always find a way to insert themselves into some topic. political issues on the internet are like parasites. it honestly disgusts me, no matter the side. Even back then everyone here still felt like a loser and the memes were not even that funny half the time from what I see, at least the sense of community in the past seemed to be stronger, and to be fair most memes nowadays aren’t very funny either lol thanks for the response, and I apologize for the late reply."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who feels 2008-2012 is underlooked in terms of not only anime art, but Internet culture as a whole? Like all of the trance videos with futuristic anime art on them seems forgotten in today's world."}
+{"text":"Nanachi confirmed alive, all is right with the world. The fluff never dies, post some bunes She is, however, back asleep again. So don't wake her Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"As long as you like Nana forever, then no, it's not cringe."}
+{"text":"last year i got into drawing, watched hundreds of hours of rodgon's tutorial and practiced and then i drew a single somewhat passable lewd of nanachi and i haven't drawn since i'm gonna get my shit together and do it again"}
+{"text":"Show pic or didnt happen. (censored if needed)"}
+{"text":"Cute girls enjoying cute cakes and pies! Girls that like sweet desserts are the cutest!"}
+{"text":"this is meta"}
+{"text":"cookies?"}
+{"text":"Her perfection shines through in any medium or dimension."}
+{"text":"2025 is the year of Adachi Rei Post the adorable robot"}
+{"text":"me neither"}
+{"text":"Man this show was special to me. Discovered it far too late in 2021 but it helped me cope with the depression of the whole pandemic thing, then I read the manga and everything else by Kumeta that's been translated to English, including Interviews and other shows he was involved in like uchouten kazoku. Yeah I know he's not special and he's got a big schnozz but I love his writing and art more than anything"}
+{"text":"Everyone's favorite chimera girl! frivolous:"}
+{"text":"Shes so cute man"}
+{"text":"Well, who can resist a flirt this cute?"}
+{"text":"not me"}
+{"text":"Me neither."}
+{"text":"I wonder if someone has her as a waifu, very obscure girl but cute and sexy nonetheless"}
+{"text":"There are too many pokegirls to not have a thread! Who's your favorite pokegirl /c/?"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Hex Maniac! Whether it's witch Hex, regular Hex or hag Hex, all are allowed in this thread! Non-canon or curvy Hex is fine but keep it SFW"}
+{"text":"Windows 3.1-tan"}
+{"text":"Who is the artist behind this image? Please.. I must know. Amateur-ish art is so moe and soulful. I MUST find more. I love this."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"lalatina dustiness ford"}
+{"text":"From all your favorite games! Post any /c/ute girl from any series."}
+{"text":"cute and pretty vaguely tsundere frees herself the second she gets a chance to do so and becomes her brother's second in command the most versatile party member in a game where versatility is the key to success (if you aren't just cheesing everything) I love Jenna."}
+{"text":"Blonde edition Last:"}
+{"text":"sugoi da ne"}
+{"text":"My To Heart general was lost in The Great Oopsie of 2024, so let's just have a Multi thread because I love her."}
+{"text":"Surely the rest of the girls are still loved. Ryuko obviously can be posted but she has her own thread that you should use."}
+{"text":"Surely we can get the greatest girl's thread to make it to New Year's..."}
+{"text":"I hope all of my fellow Satsuki lovers have a great 2026"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much, and same to you! Happy New Year, everyone! And all the love to my darling Satsuki <3"}
+{"text":"You said it! Just finished a rewatch of KLK, and it's even more beautiful than I remembered. Doesn't help that my Satsuki figure from Goodsmile arrived in the mail, today."}
+{"text":"HOLY BASED God bless your life"}
+{"text":"/c/c, Kallen, Euphy, /c/ecile, Shirley, everyone."}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to the GOAT (1/13)"}
+{"text":"Literature girls are the cutest!"}
+{"text":"Hasn't been a thread for these girls in a while huh?"}
+{"text":"Bit late, but Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"A thread for reposting art of the new Precures (and their friends)"}
+{"text":"General thread for this kind of stuff. Doesn't have to be military focused. mechs robots exoskeletons/bodysuits futuristic cityscapes space any girl from a related show/series much more! Just remember that each image needs a cute girl."}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cutest actress in the world! Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"And we've gone full circle. Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"It's been a while since we had a thread dedicated to this cherry blossom. BB and other Sakura faces allowed too of course."}
+{"text":"*ahem*... Merry Christmas!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Shamiko and friends!!!"}
+{"text":"For posterity and in case things like reverse image search do not work, give due credit to those who create Rei's images by indicating author and/or source if known. Discussion always welcome, but offer an image, if available. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"cute lily!!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to Ijichi Nijika-chan, the archangel of Shimokitazawa, Kessoku Band, and my heart!"}
+{"text":"Finally some good new year's art of just Nijika."}
+{"text":"Probably about time we finished this thread."}
+{"text":"See you again fellow Nijika appreciators. I don't think I'll make a thread again, even on her birthday, so feel free to make one yourself."}
+{"text":"Thread #150! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"If you make a new thread, link it please."}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I will. I let filled threads drift to the back of the catalog before making a new one out of respect to the other threads. The shipgirls are still being loved every day."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Rules: -Nothing created after 2012 -preferably optimal for CRT monitors (e.g 4:3, 1024x768) don't know where to find any? Go to konachan and go to the last page. Have fun!"}
+{"text":"PLEASE"}
+{"text":"I miss the 2000's."}
+{"text":"just upload a google drive link or something"}
+{"text":"It is hard to find someone who doesn't"}
+{"text":"The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya wallpapers. no AI. pc, mobile. >_<"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting text removal pls"}
+{"text":"filename"}
+{"text":"Unless some better anon than I knows how to deal with the hatch shading in that image procedurally, it looks like a vector request. Especially with the figure and textures' relative simplicity, vector might be the way to go"}
+{"text":"ope, forgot one"}
+{"text":"Anything related to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Anime, Manga, Fanart, Movies, Dolls, Toys, Cosplay, everything goes. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"HBD Asuka"}
+{"text":"Looks really nice, do you have a source for the Chen and Koishi pics, by any chance? I haven't been in 4chan for a long while and wow, this captcha sucks"}
+{"text":"After years of ricing, I've given up on making something nice and just crammed everything like this."}
+{"text":"Bigme B7 Color - E-ink eBook Android 14 + Total Launcher Default launcher didn't allow me to add any wallpaper let alone any incriminating anime ones. Used ADB to do rice it from my computer because ~10 fps would have been torture. Pape is self genned AI slop"}
+{"text":"ToT"}
+{"text":"NieR Automata wallpapers. Preferably 9S."}
+{"text":"Thread for wallpapers from visual novels. I'll post some of mine"}
+{"text":"no kanon yet?"}
+{"text":"Monoke Hime, specially San. Preference for Desktop proportions"}
+{"text":"Alright boys, lets start a Muv-Luv thread!"}
+{"text":"I will post some of my best generations. Show me yours."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Last Toradora! thread has been archived after almost 3 years. Please continue dropping great wallpapers here. Anime, manga, light novel, everything goes."}
+{"text":"the holy trinity"}
+{"text":"more minorin and kawashima pls?"}
+{"text":"they should've kissed ngl"}
+{"text":"Dumping some of the wallapapers that i made. Feel free to post yours here."}
+{"text":"I made this when i was like 17, i got the char from booru and edited on cs6"}
+{"text":"Finder-chan!"}
+{"text":"i would change the color of the rectangle's border so that it either matches the hair or pick another color. i would also avoid using blurry borders. it can easily look messy. my favorites itt"}
+{"text":"Post what you got"}
+{"text":"Emulating switch games with yuzu used to produce graphic glitches during cutscenes. I got this one at some point when playing Trigger Happy Havoc and thought it was looking pretty cool, so I saved it as a wallpaper."}
+{"text":"why did you emulate the switch version, the game is already on pc, you could pirate it way easier"}
+{"text":"Post em if ya got em"}
+{"text":"I like Zato"}
+{"text":"PC, Phone anything goes AIslop fuck off"}
+{"text":"My apartment ip range got banned a while back because of some retard I guess, so I wasn't able to post more. Testing to see if I'm free again"}
+{"text":"Woah mama we're back"}
+{"text":"Gotta see if I can find more desktop wallpapers, but here's at least some vertical ones in the meantime that I had saved"}
+{"text":"Does the picture have a kinda of skull girls aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"post \"it\""}
+{"text":"What's \"it\"?"}
+{"text":"can we get an Aqua/Aria thread going /w/?"}
+{"text":"ily"}
+{"text":"Ranma .5 papes... Post Them"}
+{"text":"lovely"}
+{"text":"Pokemon"}
+{"text":"I get irrationally angry every time I see Green with Bulbasaur as his starter instead of Charizard"}
+{"text":"Are you retarded? True gen 1 bros pick Charmander"}
+{"text":"I enjoy using BDSP concept art for wallpapers"}
+{"text":"anyone has a wallpaper that was scizor fighting buzzwole? it was made by a japanese artist on twitter"}
+{"text":"5"}
+{"text":"Comfy wallpaper showing small spaces. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"I should have added this, but what I'm searching for is like picrel but with darker colors, making it more gloomy/urban/industrial."}
+{"text":"Im jealous visited earlier in the year, really beautiful town"}
+{"text":"As someone who owns a PSONE with the screen, it's a fucking game changer of comfiness. There's a lot of factors to consider as well like how many available ports are on the TV or Switcher. PSONE is just plug n play, even though I have a PS2 setup, I enjoy using my PSONE by my bedside, it's nice!"}
+{"text":"Hopefully this thread goes on, such a beautiful one."}
+{"text":"Favorite pic but I never was sure is it a bus or a train or some kind of live-in Recreational Vehicle?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"My personal favorite"}
+{"text":"shape looks bad/boring and i think you messed up the perspective on the foot on the left. good try, keep improving anon. i know you'll get there"}
+{"text":"Previous one got nuked"}
+{"text":"4/n"}
+{"text":"5/n"}
+{"text":"6/n"}
+{"text":"7/n"}
+{"text":"n/n that's all I could scrounge"}
+{"text":"Anything related to the OVAs, series, manga, fanart, etc... Last Thread: And never forget: a believing heart is your magic."}
+{"text":"I've notice that there isn't an thread on this anime"}
+{"text":"This looks cool"}
+{"text":"Only 56 days bro"}
+{"text":"5, soon to be 6 years now this thread survived the crash, covid and a bunch of other shit. it's so old 60% of the images are broke, coming here for the papers feels like that scene in bladerunner 2049 where half the records are missing from the blackout lol."}
+{"text":"so that's why there are pics that won't load!"}
+{"text":"Anime Mecha/Robo girl"}
+{"text":"post your best summer related wallpapers. summer is my favorite time of year old thread:"}
+{"text":"I've always loved this one, this is what heaven is like to me"}
+{"text":"Post Touhou wallpapers. In the meantime I'll dump some from my folder."}
+{"text":"any fujiwara no mokou wps?"}
+{"text":"My main wallpaper since September"}
+{"text":"Galaxy collapse wallpaper. I made a slight adjustment in Sai 2 adding her left arm, which was missing on the original artwork."}
+{"text":"I waifu2x'd this to 1440p, the original 900p is here:"}
+{"text":"Bleach desktop walls please, having a hard time finding quality ones in the seas of endless trash."}
+{"text":"Why is it so hard to find tropical anime images, reeee I hate winter"}
+{"text":"Doing god's work anon, I have one of these wallpapers back when it was made, and used it for well over a year. It was the surfboard with the tiled water background. <3"}
+{"text":"If you don't like winter you're brown"}
+{"text":"Starry, sunny sky at any time of the day and maybe with some clouds, I just love sky"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"god i miss the /bst/ general."}
+{"text":"adaptation is ugly 3dcg no good papes from the show"}
+{"text":"the manga ones"}
+{"text":"Lemme see some Rin phone wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Best Rin right here"}
+{"text":"ew ai go away"}
+{"text":"¡Blame!"}
+{"text":"its that time, post autumn papes"}
+{"text":"looking for some wide pc wallpaper of the show anything will do the work"}
+{"text":"all of these are by some anon a few hidamari threads ago on /a/ loved their work!"}
+{"text":"reallife pic, but anime characters SO GOOD"}
+{"text":"do you mind sharing them? thankies :3"}
+{"text":"Range Murata thread. Desktop preferred. I'll dump what I have."}
+{"text":"Awesome thread, Murata is peak. Everyone here has great taste!"}
+{"text":"nice, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"A bump"}
+{"text":"there's something about this pic. post images that give the same feeling. not just lain, but the hazy background. something about this"}
+{"text":"this fits too"}
+{"text":"wow that's my laptop wallpaper"}
+{"text":"Looking for glitch/techcore wallpapers with anime girls + Windows logos. Something like the one attached. SFW/NSFW both welcome. Drop packs or OC."}
+{"text":"this one is win11"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rather vague request, but found a similar image online and cropped it to 16:9 ratio"}
+{"text":"Thank you so very much!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"keep em coming"}
+{"text":"__🔥__"}
+{"text":"wallpapers that give evil vibes"}
+{"text":"any girls last tour wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"can you make this 1920x1080"}
+{"text":"lol this wuz already a thread"}
+{"text":"I don't think I've ever seen a thread for Birdy, not a huge show but one of my favorites, drop some papes and discuss"}
+{"text":"from where is she and is a fetish thing?"}
+{"text":"show what you have!"}
+{"text":"You put that dot on backwards you doofus."}
+{"text":"i hate guns"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"Black lagoon"}
+{"text":"Post wallpapers featuring the logo different distros or operating systems."}
+{"text":"loli thread"}
+{"text":"Made more"}
+{"text":"Tysm!!"}
+{"text":"The greatest anime of our generation, Chainsaw Man."}
+{"text":"Sweet, I have this design on a t-shirt."}
+{"text":"Anyone have any desktop wallpapers with screentones?"}
+{"text":"/r/ing papes of Asa"}
+{"text":"Do you have, by any chance, the \"Boom!\" set by same artist?"}
+{"text":"A thread for anime wallpapers with Christian aesthetics or themes."}
+{"text":"It is summer."}
+{"text":"Am I late"}
+{"text":"Meryy Christmas, anons!!"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"i wonder if op still browses"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Show me you auto waifus."}
+{"text":"how can you not love this"}
+{"text":"last one"}
+{"text":"Post wallpapers of Albedo from Overlord!"}
+{"text":"Ill post a few, friend. Great taste."}
+{"text":"accidentally posted the same one lmao, my bad."}
+{"text":"lewd anime girls remember that this is a blue board Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Some anon can re-upload this? I can't save it, pls."}
+{"text":"Off-topic slop"}
+{"text":"love live <3"}
+{"text":"Literally one of those is a femboy. The rest are bishies at best"}
+{"text":"I'm so sorry you can't understand basic biology to know that a guy calling themselves a woman is still a guy"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW, become a statistic"}
+{"text":"Anything landscape that shows bulge?"}
+{"text":"The one you always come back to, the \"default\" for testing out a screen. This one is mine, albeit super sonico is a random literally who made for capitalistic merchandizing, it just always feels right, i don't know."}
+{"text":"i always thought that it looked like cream draw on coffee"}
+{"text":"This one."}
+{"text":"Need more."}
+{"text":"more with cool backgrounds please?"}
+{"text":"Is this cool?"}
+{"text":"Pretty easy if you aren't dumb, just beware they are posting a lot of fake shit and misinformation... They tell you certain methods don't hurt to push you but they hurt like crazy."}
+{"text":"classic naruto/sasuke problem it hurts being alone in a special way. having and losing people hurts in another way. but i've never actually had a partner or close friend so i don't think i can really say anything on this matter that's kind of funny but please don't hang yourself anon! oh anon, that must be so frustrating. i'm afraid to tell you. i really hope you don't die."}
+{"text":"bumping for this"}
+{"text":"whatever method they try to sell me, i would double check on other forums or just medical websites"}
+{"text":"real men just accept instead of rebelling"}
+{"text":"Das it, I just really like her"}
+{"text":"cannot agree more anon, exactly my thoughts I do not know if it would be good for manga, but I would like to see more of orignal trio (MokoKomiYuu) instead of this yuri bullshit. I really liked their type of friendship and synergy, it was a REALISTIC friendship. and it was pretty funny too, judging from Tomomote and early volumes of Watamote"}
+{"text":"Mental Disorders No, just slop worship. An actual mental disorder direction would have been better and more in tune with its realism. Tomoko's isolation gets worse and begins to romanticize suicide... tries killing herself several times but in the same comedic manner as her attempts at popularity, she fails miserably... goes back to trying to be popular again starts seeing how no matter what she tries, humanity rejects her and begins to resent them becomes a school shoo- Oh wait, that would only happen if the story took place in midwest America."}
+{"text":"this thread shall not die"}
+{"text":"thread for the 07th expansion fans out there. Drop your wallpapers i need em"}
+{"text":"if you're reading this, don't give up. believe in yourself. there is always hope. there is always a way."}
+{"text":"Preferably also with girls."}
+{"text":"anybody have any good Anis phone wallpapers? please, i need them. i love her."}
+{"text":"2266864 This but also Yuni too? I want both and please only pics before the screwed her up ;-;"}
+{"text":"post them"}
+{"text":"wtf... metroid is not anime related"}
+{"text":"it has a manga, so kinda I guess?"}
+{"text":"A thread for all things Vocaloid/CeVIO ARIA wallpapers."}
+{"text":"Wallpapers of anime version operating systems or with characters"}
+{"text":"I commissioned an OS-tan for Mac and added her to some default OS X wallpapers. I think they're pretty cool, I'll post more if people want"}
+{"text":"i have a couple old ones"}
+{"text":"greenish wallpapers"}
+{"text":"who's the character?"}
+{"text":"Marcus from Reverse 1999, female"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Any version is good, preferably the game one"}
+{"text":"forgive me for i AI'd but it turned out pretty nice"}
+{"text":"nice it's literally unusable lolwut?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a catbox or mega link to any of the earlier posts in the thread that got nuked? anyways awesome thread, hope all the early posters are doing well"}
+{"text":"unusable for what? phones autocrop if thats what youre thinking, grampa"}
+{"text":"desktop thread share your desktops /w/ bros"}
+{"text":"ML4W dotfiles You literally setup none of that yourself"}
+{"text":"how do i get a custom window border like this post"}
+{"text":"Kiritan is cute, can I get your pape?"}
+{"text":"Thank you very much."}
+{"text":"I need some papes of our favorite oni. All I have are assorted images in non-wallpaper format, so I have to adapt them. I'd appreciate if you help me, you can include other characters as well, as long as 02 is in."}
+{"text":"Thank you so much fren!"}
+{"text":"Requesting"}
+{"text":"could someone please vector Cell out of this image by himself?"}
+{"text":"Can someone please make a vector version of the girl at the bottom left? Ideally on a transparent background. Thank you very much in advance."}
+{"text":"If the Anon who was going to do Fujiko is still here, I'm still interested. :) I just don't want to bother everyday bumping for it."}
+{"text":"Post some beautiful wallpapers here, please. Requirements are: Wallpaper has to very clearly feature an anime girl. She must be barefoot. No shoes, no socks."}
+{"text":"You're on the wrong website."}
+{"text":"Sleepo beepo"}
+{"text":"Thought I'd make a GuP thread since there seem to be none and it's a wholesome anime."}
+{"text":"CHIKA"}
+{"text":"CTRL+F Madoka Magica No Thread"}
+{"text":"more sayaka pls"}
+{"text":"Search for Slayers 0 Results Time to post some Slayers wallpaper Here some i found online, anything Slayers related goes. Bonus point for vectors and abstarct wallpapers but i'm not picky."}
+{"text":"she has rizz skibidi skibidi dom dom yes yes"}
+{"text":"Post PC-98 screenshots/cgs"}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"I remember a site of an artist (?) with their works including PC-98 arts and it included something I think was Emi to Yobanaide CGs. Couldn't find it now. Would appreciate it if someone could post it. Pic not rel but from Emi to Yobanaide CGs."}
+{"text":"Please post your Komi wallpapers here. Ideally ones where there are other characters other than Tadano and Komi."}
+{"text":"wife material right there"}
+{"text":"pls post more"}
+{"text":"Agree"}
+{"text":"season 2 when?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST I FINALLY FOUND IT!"}
+{"text":"newfag here, sorry if this is the wrong place for reqs but I'm looking for wallpapers for my switch with anime girls using a psp/vita/other handheld"}
+{"text":"post papes with a solid background"}
+{"text":"Cropped and edited from the manga Saltiness"}
+{"text":"Holiday season is approaching!!!"}
+{"text":"sooon"}
+{"text":"I hope people will post new papes this year."}
+{"text":"2261771 2261865 2261866 2261867 2261874 2261892 I really like these non-traditional white dresses and ushankas. Unfortunately I don't know how to search for them. There are also a lot of AI slop clogging up the results. I find the blue-white Ded Moroz and indigenous siberian / finno-ugric aesthetic way more pleasing than the common red-white christian one. F*ck 4chan for thinking my post is spam."}
+{"text":"Thread for Vtuubas and related accessories."}
+{"text":"Made this pape of Suichan a while back."}
+{"text":"Wallpaper images that features multiple characters put together like image featured."}
+{"text":"Here's an upgrade."}
+{"text":"post wallpapers of your favorite school idol group"}
+{"text":"this has been my wallpaper since sifas died... I still think about it all the time... btw all the card art are in here idol.st its all in high quality and could be set as a wallpaper! I got that still from there as well :D I just alternate them from time to time since there's a niji version on the last story chapter. Seriously, LoveLive game art is very good use for wallpapers and other purposes"}
+{"text":"Here is a custom one I made for Hanamaru from Sunshine"}
+{"text":"anybody have a wallpaper that shows feet but it just happens to show feet and you wouldn't look at it and automatically think the person is a ding dong diddly dirty foot fetishest?"}
+{"text":"SydusArts love his animations"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't be showing people your anime wallpapers OP"}
+{"text":"I can't believe we don't have a thread about that"}
+{"text":"What's even the point of having a \"wallpaper\" section when just any image is posted because of the shitty phones? Unless there are separate sections for actual desktop wallpapers and the retarded vertical phone shit, you might as well call this place \"/pics/\" because there's nothing that cannot be posted here. Also people who post phone wallpapers need to kill themselves."}
+{"text":"Snowy wonderlands and miserable frozen wastes to offset all the summery landscapes"}
+{"text":"Is this a character from something?"}
+{"text":"Cirno Wallpapers Thread. Let's go!"}
+{"text":"Thank you for the dump (>ᴗ•)"}
+{"text":"had this as my pape for a week before i noticed the basedjak count your fucking days anon"}
+{"text":"blindfags lol"}
+{"text":"I love this one, thank you."}
+{"text":"Anime landscapes that give you that calm feeling. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"Downloading and will seed for a while, thank you, did you make this? Yeah I gave up on Mega it use to be cool back in the day, thanks man"}
+{"text":"Sorry anons. First time making a torrent. Didn't set any trackers... Here one that sould work Please notify if not the relevant folder is \"Manga\" but I put the rest of my wallpapers. Might as well... magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7b2fdf8cb19aa4950d5d075d35047c484ad4fd81&dn=Wallp&xl=8639282655&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.com%3A2810%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.foreverpirates.co%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"jej I'm using this exact image as a base layer for a custom wallpaper and hopped on /w/ specifically to look for something similar because the perspective is off maybe it's a sign to stick with it?"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that make you feel that speical kind of sadness"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the pretty pictures, I will come back in five years to see if this thread has been laid to rest without a successor"}
+{"text":"Drop your SMT / Persona / Etrian Odyssey / Maken X or other Atlus papes"}
+{"text":"Last one"}
+{"text":"have used this wallpaper for something like ten(?) years or something, haven't been able to stick with any other wallpaper for longer than like a week. i love fatlus games like mad and something about etrian odyssey really gets my imagination going or something. intensely nostalgic for the ds games. i like these tho."}
+{"text":"Got any more Etrian wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"anyone have any mostly apocalyptic atmosphere wallpapers? preferably for smt1, but any game would do."}
+{"text":"vidya lawyers can be cool too"}
+{"text":"Mouth open/facial expressions"}
+{"text":"thank you anon this is going in the archive immediately LMAO"}
+{"text":"Trigger my beloved"}
+{"text":"Please post more pics like this. Thanks anons."}
+{"text":"Damn, an old PC of mine which got a busted hard drive now used to have this exact image for the wallpaper... glad i found it but now i'm somewhat sad. So many memories lost"}
+{"text":"Going to choose one of these to be my mousepad design I think. Also for saya fans, good smile is releasing a nendoroid of her, you can preorder it now!"}
+{"text":"Any wallpapers from any of Hoyoverse games, list includes: Honkai Impact 3rd Tears of Themis Genshin Impact Honkai: Star Rail Zenless Zone Zero Older Hoyo games are also fine. FlyMe2theMoon Zombiegaal Kawaii Gun Girlz Z Honkai Gakuen 2 Endless Journey Valkyrie Anatomia"}
+{"text":"castorice thread"}
+{"text":"post chitanda plz"}
+{"text":"Fuck, bros, Kogecha died. I'll dump my 16:9 collection of his art and then some in original res, hope you like them. rip"}
+{"text":"Great art style i love it It makes me very horny for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"I only visit this board when I install a new OS, which happens around 1-2 times a year I just select 5-6 wallpapers and be done. FUCKING KEK This is exactly what i do"}
+{"text":"mental disorder"}
+{"text":"well to be fair Hinamizawa syndrome is a mental disorder after all."}
+{"text":"post em"}
+{"text":"k-kino"}
+{"text":"oops"}
+{"text":"Lovely thread, thank you."}
+{"text":"Where are all my /m/en and wo/m/en at?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"my friend is searching for some very especific wallpapers with these characteristics; cute anime girl on one side lots of space to place apps on the other"}
+{"text":"i'll post some i made"}
+{"text":"Anons, help me find some wallpapers like this, I sense there are more but I can't find them."}
+{"text":"god this was my first anime and it broke me"}
+{"text":"OMG SO ANIME CORE LOLOLOL :333 I HAVE NO IDEA THESE ARE VN CGS!! SO EARLY 2000S CORE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE!"}
+{"text":"Are these \"zoomers\" with us in the room right now?"}
+{"text":"Don't pay attention and it will stop"}
+{"text":"Gotta keep mine in check so people won't find out that I'm a continental buster with massively hypersonic combat speed and reaction. What is a powerlevel wallpaper? Powerlevel is, above all, SUBTLE. It attempts to obscure its source material to anyone unfamiliar with it. It looks good to the uninitiated, while providing a neat nod for anyone who knows the reference. Good examples of powerlevel include: Insignias and logos Distinctive equipment or ornamentation (weapons, masks, ribbons, hats, necklaces, glasses, anything that can identify the character to someone who knows the source) In-universe organizations Mascots and some non-humanoid side characters. Be careful on this one, it can be borderline. What powerlevel usually does NOT include: The anime's name or a character's name. There is some wiggle room here if all other criteria are met. Faces, or most of a character's body. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we need some of these for old-school anime like, what would a Tenchi Muyo powerlevel wallpaper look like? or Armitage III? or even something like Agent AIKA?"}
+{"text":"Because one piece is ass and normalfags fucking suck and should never be introduced to anime. Personally even if another person recognizes the reference I don't want them commenting on it. I want my power level hidden from everyone. I want these wall papers for myself because they make me happy and i like the aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Thank you! Not that anon"}
+{"text":"Shimakaze"}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
+{"text":"The previous Lain thread is about to bump off, so let's get another Lain thread going. I'll dump what I have"}
+{"text":"AI slop I make Fucking hell that's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"why the fuck are (You) bumping in /w/"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, is nice to see back again the web site. Anyway, i come here searching people can give me wallpapers from the anime, if can possible wallpapers from the ships, thank you"}
+{"text":"Any Resolution / Aspect Ratio No AI pls Can be the anime or the manga :)"}
+{"text":"Do you guys got anything for Houseki no Kuni?"}
+{"text":"I used to have a wallpaper with a view like this, but there was just one girl, young, holding her arms up and outstretched to her sides, with her hair blowing back in the wind. It's an image I had in my anime folder over 10 years ago Anyone have anything like that?"}
+{"text":"I never bothered with this series because it looked weird, until I stumbled on this thread 1-2 years ago. The papes look amazing so it made me interested in watching it, so I did. The anime was okay (a bit underwhelming). Coming from these papes, I expected a bit more substance/intrigue. Instead I got a lot of slice of life, which is fine, but was not what I expected at all. Should I read the manga? How different is it to the anime. Does it have what I'm looking for, or did I get a completely wrong impression about the show from these papes? The anime did look like it was going somewhere at the start, but then it didn't really do much, and focused more on the characters as opposed to the world (which is what I'm more interested in)"}
+{"text":"The manga is fantastic, the anime doesn't even come close in my opinion, and doesn't even reach the best parts of the series. I personally hate CG characters, even if it's \"\"\"well-done\"\"\" in HnK as many claim. If you do read it, make sure to start from the beginning. It's a very character-driven story. Many characters undergo extremely drastic and irreversible changes as the story goes on, which is an aspect that I imagine many fans really appreciate judging by how many reacted to certain chapters. The story comes to an interesting conclusion, and it certainly doesn't go nowhere like you might think from watching the anime. The themes in the story are pretty abstract, and the ending definitely retains that aspect."}
+{"text":"Cool thanks, I'll check it out then. Yeah I always read the source material from the beginning after coming from an adaptation."}
+{"text":"I wanted to do some kind of GTA loading screen wallpapers but using lewd anime girls, any models you recomend me to use?"}
+{"text":"That was fun, hard to find good images though."}
+{"text":"Here's another, 1080p cause I couldn't find a good render."}
+{"text":"They need to be lewd? Hope you don't mind a sfw one"}
+{"text":"Can you make one with Eda, Roberta, or Balalaika?"}
+{"text":"Asuka from Evangelion and Osaka from Azumanga Daioh and Rally Vincent and Minnie May from Gunsmith Cats"}
+{"text":"give me your best aot wallpapers, im looking for one similar to this but in higher res, thank you in advances"}
+{"text":"post similar papes like this"}
+{"text":"森罗万象 Kaleido"}
+{"text":"wake up"}
+{"text":"We have a black and white manga thread over at  but I needed a place to dump my full colors so here we are. Post sauces if you know them."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I love YKK."}
+{"text":"Booty"}
+{"text":"im experimenting with genning 21:9 wallpaper, most hate AI though..."}
+{"text":"I am watching you"}
+{"text":"been rocking this for a few days"}
+{"text":"Since the last thread was archived and sent to /test/, let's continue posting wallpapers here. All kinds of bunny girls are accepted, but please keep it SFW since we're on a blue board. Last Thread:"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"Anime girl feet wallpapers"}
+{"text":"There's some really good posts. If a girl has cute feet, there's just nothing better or more satisfying, so it's nice to see an appreciation thread like this one. Too bad it died, but /w/ is a ghost town anyway."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"hnnnnnnnnnnngh!"}
+{"text":"NHK ni Yokoso wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Do one with the \"I guess I should just die\" panel from ch1"}
+{"text":"bump this shit"}
+{"text":"Misaki a best"}
+{"text":"some K-on wallpapers"}
+{"text":"I read K-On initially and just thought it to be a silly 4koma and didn't really have much of an impact on me (although it was funny in some places). I watched the anime back in like 2012 (year or two after its release) and I loved it, thought it was so comfy and just a lovely world to escape to. I concur with another poster here that Ritsu is by far and above the best k-on, if not best girl in slice-of-life (apart from maybe Osaka). I re-watched the anime in like 2020 during Covid (just for something to do/distraction). And holy shit the ending got me that time more than anything had done in years. I think I cried for like an hour. I'd just hit that age where I realised how precious the time you have with your friends in school/college are, and that shit isn't something you find almost at all in the 'real' world (unless you're lucky or work very hard at it). It was almost as if I was grieving my past life through these characters. Because of the above I just can't watch it anymore, it's an incredibly bittersweet anime for me now. But man, it was an experience. inb4 faggot inbr reddit"}
+{"text":"Rude"}
+{"text":"I first watched k-on my freshman year of college. I had 0 friends and I finished it a few days after halloween, everyone was out with friends for the festivities and I felt especially lonely at the time. The ending also made me cry, maybe not for an hour, but for a while. I wish I had a wholesome friend group to go on adventures with like they did in K-ON but I realize that I will never have that. The comfort and accomplishment shared between the friends at the end of K-On will never be known by me so I also feel bittersweet."}
+{"text":"this seems like such a perfect wallpaper for transparent taskbar. i can just imagine the windows start button and taskbar icons on the pink bar at the bottom"}
+{"text":"It's interesting to see how people with different experiences in life can still be moved by art even though they might not reach it via the same way or even have the same conclusions. Thank you for your reply anon."}
+{"text":"are there actually any good yotsuba wallpapers? this is the only good one i've found."}
+{"text":"is there an interview on why he doesn't want one made? it's from the cover of chapter 11"}
+{"text":"In an entry posted on his website on 15 May 2005, Azuma said there were no plans for it to be animated; he reiterated this on 5 December 2008, claiming that the stories and style of Yotsuba&! are not well-suited for animation.[34] I had no idea the manga was still ongoing. Yotsuba would be in her 20s by now."}
+{"text":"I meant what kind of bike."}
+{"text":"last yotsuba pape on konachan was uploaded 6 years ago kinda hurts ngl"}
+{"text":"Makoto Shinkai papes"}
+{"text":"GOATed thread. Your Name is fucking amazing."}
+{"text":"came looking for this, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"It's that time of year again. Gimme your best Halloween papes"}
+{"text":"I know it's not even similar but i tried my best. Maho deserves more love"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"is there a dub for the game or did i waste my money"}
+{"text":"Is this thread a good place for sciadv wallpapers in general? Would be cool if i had any decent ones for Takumi from Chaos Head Dub was the anime not indication enough that this is a bad idea you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"post your yuri/shoujo ai wallpapers! this includes things from series like k-on, yuri yuri, new game... you get the point"}
+{"text":"who is the artist"}
+{"text":"Saucenao is your friend (with benefits)"}
+{"text":"I'm in a serious need for an Arch yuri wallpaper"}
+{"text":"What does that even mean?"}
+{"text":"stay swole, anons"}
+{"text":"at least one person in this thread fucked or will fuck a tranny at one point."}
+{"text":"^"}
+{"text":"m/f, preferably female"}
+{"text":"a personal fav :3"}
+{"text":"I'm taking requests, I can photoshop any anime person in to any situation."}
+{"text":"Once again asking if there's any way so see the images again. Most of them 404. Any good archive for /w/?"}
+{"text":"awesomesauce! how about mint from galaxy angel at the Tiananmen tank square massacre?"}
+{"text":"finally a good thread at last"}
+{"text":"You know, it's late. Past midnight here in Germany. You're in Bavaria, you see a lot of strong people. Good, tough people. And it gets you thinking. A lot of people, they don't talk about this, but the tomboys. We love the tomboys, don't we? They're fantastic. Really fantastic. You have a beautiful girl, and she's also a fighter. She's tough. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty, she can throw a baseball, maybe knows her way around a car. A real competitor. She wants to win. It's a great thing. And there's no nonsense. No drama. You don't have all the complaining you see so much of today. They're smart, they're loyal, and they're strong. They just get things done. You look at what's happening now, everyone is so delicate, so fragile. So easily offended. A tomboy isn't like that. She has a great spirit. A tough, American spirit. It's the kind of spirit that built our country, believe me. So I'll say it. They're the best. A beautiful girl who is also tough as nails. It's a tremendous combination. The best combination. The world needs more of them."}
+{"text":"Why not? It's cute"}
+{"text":"Girls using computers thread"}
+{"text":"this one looks so bad with the nose edited in like that. ugh. original is better"}
+{"text":"it's Vivaldi"}
+{"text":"nano is a cutie."}
+{"text":"fire"}
+{"text":"This may look comfy but I can tell you that working on a single screen, let alone a small notebook, is a major pain in the ass."}
+{"text":"KLK thread"}
+{"text":"that Wallpaper engine pape is so great I love it"}
+{"text":"darling in the franxx was a decent anime, people just are resistant to allegorical messaging"}
+{"text":"Androids? Cyborgs? Holograms? VR? AR? Futuristic metropolises? Cyberpunk dystopias? You want it? We got it."}
+{"text":"I'll start by posting a fan made final fantasy 8 poster based on the original one. Couldn't find the original file. So fan mades are accepted as long as they're not too complex and different from the original form."}
+{"text":"Ayesha was such a good game. Environmental design was great."}
+{"text":"Do you also like that game's aesthetics? If so, you've come to the right thread!"}
+{"text":"there's a few cool male characters like shamane and that russian poet guy"}
+{"text":"cyka blyat, swallow my exhaust"}
+{"text":"the 'weird' thing in this post is that you actually have the mind of a 'fembot', if you want to know the truth."}
+{"text":"who is this? i recognize her but i cant place it"}
+{"text":"Rico, the operator/navigator software from Megaman X Dive"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you anon. Much love to you and your loved ones."}
+{"text":"Could I get this wallpaper adapted for a phone screen please? Possibly 1080x2400 resolution"}
+{"text":"Could I just get all the illustration moved to the center? thank you!"}
+{"text":"I noticed there's a lack of good phone papes for 1080x2400, so I went ahead and made some myself."}
+{"text":"Is this character from anything?"}
+{"text":"Post your best mobile papes. Doesn't have to follow a specific theme, and there is no genre, just has to be mobile format and of good quality"}
+{"text":"zzz ellen joe"}
+{"text":"Got this one as a custom vinyl skin on the back of my phone. Thanks."}
+{"text":"not necessarily Clannad, but i'm looking for wallpapers that share this specific art style that was so prevalent in the 2000s"}
+{"text":"Hopefully that's due to Yanaka's influence. Maybe he'll even tell Takahashi not to redeem NOX."}
+{"text":"Maybe he'll even tell Takahashi not to redeem NOX I mean Nox is antagonistic since he's on the opposing side, but just one Baku said he's not the enemy. Even in the transformation lesson, he's shown caring for Baku and Kureha. He's definitely becoming an ally sooner or later, it's Takahashi tends to write antagonists with secret agendas as full on villains committing evil acts. Takahashi's kinda pulling an Inoue but poorly with Nox too since instead of just explaining his side, he's just being vague for no reason which is a criticism a lot of Japanese fans are having."}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"We see them play basketball but there is no boing-boing :("}
+{"text":"Yeah, it looks like Nemu is the source of the Nightmares. In the ep19 trailer, she's telling Baku that the Nightmares might be coming out of the depths of her psyche."}
+{"text":"retarded designs multiverse plot and nostalgia baiting Hmm, I wonder where this could have come from- Hideaki Anno worked on it HAHAHAHA, OF COURSE. The usual suspect, your smoking gun hack."}
+{"text":"I felt this exact same way about the Eva movies. The winds must be shifting."}
+{"text":"and Tsurumaki was of course tagging along with Anno BUT OF COURSE! OH MY GOD... Get these fucking faggots away from everything, Christ."}
+{"text":"and basically no reason to have massive wars with mechs in space That's one of the weird bits about GQuuux, the wider conflict is the internal Zeon split between Kycilia's faction/Gihren's faction/Char and Challia's vaguely defined Newtype insurrection But, as with everything else in GQuuux, there's too much shit going on all the time so it's all half-baked. Gihren's faction are only really a factor at all in 3 episodes (leaking info to Bask Ep7 > poisoning GFred pilots Ep8 > getting completely wiped out in under 6 minutes Ep10) and don't really add anything to the series. They don't have any ideas to tie into the big themes, they don't really have any developed characters, they don't even get a proper battle sequence. They just end up being an excuse to do more references (Bask Om! Big Zams! \"Even the Supreme Commander can't be forgiven for patricide!\")"}
+{"text":"I feel bad for this cast, they deserve to be in something better"}
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+{"text":"I decided to go for the R-Gray 0 color scheme, and the in-game model has an orange cockpit which I think works well with other colors"}
+{"text":"The rubber bits of my MG Alex are still undisintegrated after 20 years Probably better to find something else to worry about"}
+{"text":"How is the color? I know the rubber parts on wing zero yellow really badly."}
+{"text":"They're grey in the first place so it's not a huge deal"}
+{"text":"I thought he might have been one of those people who gets clear plastic pieces and then clearcoats them for no reason"}
+{"text":"Why can't mechafags ever actually prove that Evangelion isn't unique? I always hear how some other show did one aspect of Eva, maybe, in one episode out of 50 They never, ever directly state what shows are Eva before Eva, but they claim they exist"}
+{"text":"the main problem with eva is that its popular"}
+{"text":"Explain the yuri"}
+{"text":"Japan would be nowhere in terms of popularity or fondness if they didn't copy everything they possibly could from the Europeans. I laugh when pretentious hacks like Hideako Anno say that \"outsiders must adapt\" when he built a literal fortune on plagiarizing and bastardizing outsider ideas and iconography. It's actually even worse because Evangelion is the literal pic related of Japanese media."}
+{"text":"she isn't, marbet doesn't have the same psychological issues, in V Gundam she's the only stable adult in Uso's life and the ideal woman."}
+{"text":"Japan is the Britain of Asia"}
+{"text":"Happy new year's eve anons. Hideaki Anno is a genius."}
+{"text":"AI slop Rei has more expression in 5 seconds then her 2d counterpart has in 52 episodes and 6 feature films."}
+{"text":"depends on her race a little. white women taste like old butter or sour cream, hispanic women taste similar but more cheesy, black women also taste kinda similar but more vinegar-y, indian/arab/middle eastern women also have a vinegar taste but sometimes a little 'spicier' (think turmeric), mainland asian women have a more earthy cheesy flavor and southeast asian women probably have the most neutral taste so whatever their sweat/BO smells like their feet will also taste like"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep making the same mistake? It wasn't funny the first time."}
+{"text":"Humanity keep making the same mistakes."}
+{"text":"So it's even worse than the (pathetically overused) term \"slop\" implies."}
+{"text":"Who is the best pilot in Brain Powerd? Who has the coolest mecha? Who is the best girl? And why the answer to these 3 questions is Kanan Gimms? Brain Powerd Thread, I'm on ep. 22 and I'm really enjoying it"}
+{"text":"I disagree almost completely outside of the animation, it's an S tier show with C tier animation. It's not just about motherhood. Themes like identity, environmentalism, cult indoctrination, death and rebirth cycle are also quite prominent. It's a multi-generational story about relationship between children and their parents. Hime is the mc, even more so than Yuu. In a show where various characters are grappling with their strained parent-child relationship, she stands out for being an orphan who has lived with many parents. She is not a Mary Sue, just a more honest girl, not jaded by shitty parenting. Anoa's redemption at the end is like one of the best things ever from Tomino anime. Jonathan is so fucking overhyped by supposed fans, it's not even funny. He is great and fun to watch, but he is barely in the front and center outside of some episodes. Calling Quincy a female Jonathan is completely missing her character. Higgins, Kanan, Kant etc are all really good side characters that either embody the themes of the show or just fun to watch. It sounds like you are just watching the show through 'hehe mommy issues amirite' meme lens than actually absorbing and engaging with it honestly."}
+{"text":"Themes like identity, environmentalism, cult indoctrination, death and rebirth cycle are also quite prominent. Dunno about prominent but they're all handled horribly, having a couple of episodes about Orphan emitting biowaves that make flowers grow and Brains being happy around flowers doesn't really give much food for thought, if any, cult indoctrination is more relevant when it's other rants about the USA rather than Orphan and the Grand Chers emitting literal mind control brainwaves that brainwash you into being tools and proxies for Orphan, again, not much food for thought there even with Iiko going through a detox session on the Novis Noa and ultimately failing because she's too mentally scarred by then. You can't make any solid argument about cult indoctrination in a show with literal magic brainwashing only Yuu sort of escapes from because he's the main character and also a legit schizo, Victory makes for a more compelling watch if you want that, so does Turn A or even Xabungle. In a show where various characters are grappling with their strained parent-child relationship, she stands out for being an orphan who has lived with many parents. And what exactly does Hime DO with that? Unlike Yuu Hime never struggles with anything, she doesn't grow through the show either, she doesn't have any real relationship or discourse with other characters including Yuu himself who tiptoes between incredibly awkward random kisses and constant antisocial bitch fits that make Kamille look like a normal person. Hime merely exists as a model for Tomino to use in contrast to horrible bitches like Midori, nevermind how Orphan magically reunites her with her actual mother through magic memory mumbo jumbo and makes her cry like a baby about it which makes the \"many moms and dads\" point rather null because ultimately Hime WAS implicitly just as weak as everyone else to the whole parent complex deal but conveniently avoids dealing with that until the show's over."}
+{"text":"but he is barely in the front and center outside of some episodes. Because he's the main villain. Even so Jonathan is the one character in the entire show who goes through actual growth, has his views challenged constantly, both directly and indirectly and he ultimately comes to terms with his own mistakes, Jonathan is always coherent to his character unlike Yuu who is incredibly poorly written and acts as a raw mouthpiece for Tomino more than anything. Iiko goes through very similar hardships, she struggles to deal with her own feelings, her shitty parents and Orphan's brainwashing, she goes through a detox cycle that ultimately fails and then a deep memory dive into her grandma's memories as to better understand not just her own situation but her grandmother's and her mother's, and even so much like Jonathan's that only further amplifies her initial stance on things rather than changing it, up to the point she fuses with Orphan to become her antibody until Hime (and Yuu) talk Orphan out of it all. Anoa's redemption at the end is like one of the best things ever from Tomino anime. I have no idea how you can ever say this when Jonathan himself bursts out laughing at the bitter irony and absurdity of it all, Anoa was a mentally broken husk who turned herself into a Char clone and started a genocidal plan because she thought that giving control of Orphan to Jonathan would make him happy and make up for the shitty childhood he had, Anoa up to the very end was still a shitty mother incapable of actually relating to her son and still engaging in her distorted, one way relationship with him to such lengths Jonathan himself could only laugh at how absurd the whole thing was and how he could only vaguely relate to his own mother when she was desperately trying to be somebody else, the only good thing about it is that Jonathan ultimately gets some peace of mind by finally getting a glimpse of (psychopathic) motherly love from that, but it's still rather awkward."}
+{"text":"How many shows was Sunrise making in 1998? Apparently this was being broadcast at the same time as Bebop and Outlaw Star."}
+{"text":"Higgins, Kanan, Kant etc are all really good side characters that either embody the themes of the show or just fun to watch. No. Higgins is less of a character than Sheila, he's less of a character than fucking Rass and neither are particularly interesting or relevant through the show, her honest and simple love story is quite nice in a show full of psychotic characters but that doesn't make interesting. Kant is a fetish character and an exposition machine that doesn't really mean much in the bigger picture, he's as interesting and compelling as a character for the general narrative as Nakki is, which means not much. Kanan is again, somebody who starts out great, has some good moments in the early episodes but then stops existing the moment the twin Brains come out and she starts her relationship with Rass, after that she's just a background figure and her entire relationship with Yuu stops existing until a very brief moment during Iiko's detox arc being the only exception, Tomino could have done so much more with her but alas. It sounds like you are just watching the show through 'hehe mommy issues amirite' meme lens Because there's nothing else of substance to the show, I like BP because I like Tomino and his rants but it's easily his worst show outside of Garzey's Wings, it's a rushed, incoherent mess that doesn't know what it wants to do and ultimately goes nowhere, it doesn't even have many good moments unlike his other shows, it's unfocused, horribly animated when it is animated in the first place and more interesting as a sort of diary on Tomino's mind more than anything else. The music is exceptional and it boasts both Nagano and Inomata as designers (even though the show itself does them exactly zero justice), it's super fun if you're into Tomino's work, but it's objectively incredibly flawed and poorly written outside of some very specific parts that do not really save the show as a whole."}
+{"text":"Hard scifi spacecraft from the near or distant future.no such thing as magic gravity plating,faster than light engines or teleporters."}
+{"text":"I think anon question is more about the \"camouflage\", WWII style. OP pic is about hiding point-defenses to make harder to know what it is equipped with, if you relied on a purely visual analysis. But it's IMO silly because it would not be difficult to get a 3D reconstruction in any resolution if you cared to do so. If you can build nuclear warship, you can cheaply spam networked sensors able to read fine print from the other side of the solar system. Plus, said spaceship would spend long enough in service and in travel to be fully analyzed, if a spy didn't send you its full specs before it was even built. Ironically, whoever made this pic tried too hard to match the NASApunk visual code for realism. If you really want to hide your equipment: put a cover on it. Even fabric will do and be worth the extra kilo. Unlike naval ship it won't have to resist harsh weather and would even help with thermal management (consider the JWST sunshield), cooling the fabric would be easier and protect the structure from thermal fatigue and stuff. So we could get cool looking edgy spaceship without stealth being an option. Once you realize the futility of stealth in space, you can make the interior of your ship the mystery . Thrusters exhaust will give away the mass of a spaceship, but who knows if it is full of missiles or full of assault pods to take over space-greenland?"}
+{"text":"Once you realize the futility of stealth in space I don't think it's that futile. We have stealth aircraft because of geometry and materials. If your sensors get blinded/jammed, then how do you get accurate target confirmation at such distances in the hundreds of kilometers? What if you designed your ship to look like a harmless asteroid passing by or hide/ride the tail of a comet? Sounds like a creativity problem."}
+{"text":"I want more ship like in Avatar with the engine at the front"}
+{"text":"The biggest problem with Orion was that it represented a dominant USA. That rubs some people wrong regardless of technical ability or environmental concerns, real or feigned. Change the machine and the reaction will not change."}
+{"text":"No dub EVER. Deal with it."}
+{"text":"Here's the thing though. I don't think the new characters' designs are meant to attract fujoshi, I think it's to attract children Considering the main character mercilessly and violently cut down people in the first episode I don't know if I agree with that assertion"}
+{"text":"Plus their collab using 80s music. It's definitely not meant for children."}
+{"text":"Less violent, I'm disappoint. Please give me more human sacks exploding into red juice."}
+{"text":"Is it the best Zeon mobile suits?"}
+{"text":"equivalent More a spiritual successor since the Vertex's ambac was derived from GDP data"}
+{"text":"Getting really tired of the Japanese coming up with new reasons about why Zeon lost the war. Gelgoog was delayed by 2 weeks. It could have turned the tied. Colony Laser just needed one more blast to win. Zeon was so close. They mass produce enough mobile armors. The United maintenance plan was delayed Zeon should have made more Zudahs and limited the engine. Zeon should have made more Jotunheim cannons to snipe Federation fleets Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cash money from milking the OWY and cultural memory of The War. If the Yamoto had just sortied at Midway..."}
+{"text":"People are questioning why the Titans gassed an oppressed colony simply exerting its universally recognized sovereignty after using the same accusations of genocide and victimhood to wage a deadly solar systemic conflict for our supposed freedom. It’s bringing all factions together on the Feddy question. Everyone is saying Char was right about the feddies and demands a return to the old ways, against old enemies."}
+{"text":"Zeon should have made more Zudahs and limited the engine. Agreed. [5% discount coupon on Zimmad maintenance services has been deposited to my account]"}
+{"text":"Hard mode update came out I still won’t buy this game until a mod or update lets me play as a real mecha, I refuse to play as a terminator humandface clanker"}
+{"text":"Can't say I'm a fan of Jane Dolls Nest being the one to get a kit. She pretty much just looks like a Frame Arm Girl. Wish it was Hati, Leki, Vorg, Yodo or Gilli Velli to have gotten the kit instead. They have more unique silhouettes. Hati looks like a less goofy witch from Strike Witches and pretty much everyone I mentioned is essentially a mecha musume NEXT. I might change my mind on the kit if they have that moonlight butterfly half-wing for the laserblade as one of the attachments though."}
+{"text":"all these cool mechanical parts attached to what looks like a little girl I played this game through multiple times already and despite knowing that they're basically terminators wearing fake skin, I still just can't take this anywhere near as seriously as I'm apparently expected to."}
+{"text":"I want the NEXT movement bug from the demo back so fucking hard, at least in some form"}
+{"text":"Well, theoretically, if you could reliably replicate what was happening with the numbers, you could make a mod out of that. The question is if anyone's going to bother."}
+{"text":"the figure that the Ota Yojo (the games director/concept creator), Nitroplus and GSC released before the game was originally Japanese only as well"}
+{"text":"thread for one of the best /m/ franchise. hope we get some news about EZY that bucchi is supposed to direct."}
+{"text":"TV timeline is so much better than OVA timeline"}
+{"text":"Macross Zero benefitted from the backgrounds and CGI textures all being stylized to look like model kit box art."}
+{"text":"get to meet Clancy Her fucking voice, holy shit I love it"}
+{"text":"The voice of Clancy"}
+{"text":"no? To even have a chance at hurting a single BETA you need bomber-level payloads, you're not doing shit with a grenade strapped to a quadcopter. And anything large enough to fly over the treeline gets LASER'd. Even if you could make car-sides drone that kamikaze'd and took aout a single tank or grappler, there's hundreds more, and humanity was struggling to produce enough basic bitch WW2 artillery shells."}
+{"text":"Drone the laser class and there stoopid bloody eye via precision strike"}
+{"text":"did x underestimate thing that came 10 years after x ???"}
+{"text":"like  posted, cheap drones are from recent times, Muv-Luv was written in early 2000s, kid. Also, modern missiles (with electronics, not the first generation or Vietnam-era crap) are better to intercept Laser classes because their high speed gives less time to get targeted and fired. a chance at hurting a single BETA you need bomber-level payloads only the big strains, the rest can be deal with \"smaller\" calibers... and humanity was struggling to produce enough basic bitch WW2 artillery shells. that is partially true. Only the commies and ayysians had industrial problems. i've seen it long time ago. maybe someone else might remember... maybe its lost media by now"}
+{"text":"and that flash game? Ahh Beatofort. And Laser-Gretel. Fun stuff."}
+{"text":"I miss it so much bros. Every day"}
+{"text":"You know, in hindsight it was kind of a long shot for GB4 to actually live up to both GB3 and GBM given how notoriously lackluster NGB's plot was, and how they ended up completely wasting the setting of GB3/GBM/Breaker Battlogue by limiting the scope entirely to a virtual environment for a game in a closed beta test state. Same goes for the returning characters as well. Like... leaving aside the completely mishandled cameo battle with the Soukai High trio, absolutely none of the returning characters needed to have roles in the game with how disconnected GB4 is from the shared setting, despite being marketed as a \"proper\" sequel to GB3. You absolutely get the feeling that the GB3 characters were only stapled onto GB4 because the executives and writers had no faith in the game's half-assed plot being able to stand up on its own merits. Misa didn't need to be Lin's legal guardian because Misa in particular being her legal guardian has no actual impact on the plot other than to farm nostalgia. For that matter, Meister Jin could have been a wholeass new character instead because FUCK the kind of character Takuma Nagitsuji turned out to be, when you take into account his actions throughout the Battlogue, and the SIX YEARS of ghosting Misa for incredibly poorly thought out reasons. That fuckass emotionally constipated Ryu from Streets wannabe is NOT my GB3 protag, no sir."}
+{"text":"In a few sentences you put 10x more thought into the GB4 plot than they did while making it. They just said \"let's copy/paste the bad Divers show and use a blank slate protagonist\""}
+{"text":"I don't care about any of that. Lilin is my AI waifu"}
+{"text":"Does gundam wing get better? I am kinda bored 8 episodes in"}
+{"text":"It's a fucking slog, the only good part is when Zecks tests the Tallgeese but it's not a fun watch."}
+{"text":"how? the first like 14 episodes are constant chaos"}
+{"text":"It doesn't, the beginning and the endgame are the best parts."}
+{"text":"It's the only Gundam where I've been stuck for several years around episode 20ish. Sometimes I pick up an episode and go on, but I cannot care for the plot at all. Too bad because the premise (Gundam terrorists) was great, and the character designs (Relena, Zechs) are also very beautiful. The writing is so bad it makes Tomino looks like a genius."}
+{"text":"Absolutely cancerous thread posted by a transsexual faggot tourist."}
+{"text":"Local rebel force liberates your home from military occupation First instinct is to get into a giant robot Why did he do it? He's a civilian isn't he? What business does this idiot have trying to fight trained veterans?"}
+{"text":"Shitposting with Amuro is at least more original than yet another Kamille/Zeta shitpost OP."}
+{"text":"HAVE THE ZEONS DEPLOYED AN ARMY OF ROBOTON INVADERS?"}
+{"text":"omnicidial animals who killed over 5 billion people in the span of a week show up to murder everyone on your colony Why wouldn't he fight back? The dwnside of newer entries leaning harder into the Nazi side of Zeon and away from the imperial Japanese side is that it loses their psychopathic hypocrisy. Zeon was ostensibly fighting for spacenoid liberation, something the other sides would have supported since they've been chafing under Earth rule just as much. But, Zeon is so repulsively murderous that the other sides would rather fight to restore the old colonial masters than to be massacred by Zeon."}
+{"text":"unfortunately Amuro is American, not European, so it's not in his blood to wait around for death"}
+{"text":"the war had been going on for seven months by the time Amuro got in the Gundam I love Amuro Reimu so much"}
+{"text":"It's not the Union Group that's Anti Earth, it's the Group that's Anti the Earth Union (the Federation)"}
+{"text":"You should’ve said EUREKA!"}
+{"text":"Also the AEUG regularly took part in battles against EFF forces like Lila's unit in space, and the Act Zakus that attack the AEUG's stolen Audhumla after they left Jaburo"}
+{"text":"Earth-Union. Hyphens are important for more things than Spider-man."}
+{"text":"FUCK URF"}
+{"text":"AEUG should've been called \"Olympians\" since they opposed the titans. Or rebrand to Anti Earth Federation Group"}
+{"text":"Judau Ashta is the cutest."}
+{"text":"I had no luck finding them on the sites I checked, so I thought he stopped"}
+{"text":"wrong, Ple was the cutest"}
+{"text":"It's an office sitcom parody that makes Gundam references the joke"}
+{"text":"Haman isn't in the OP image at all, that's Kamille and Fa Haman Karn banzai!!!!"}
+{"text":"This is going to be the representative image for Gqux in this year's /a/ collage unless you can find some kind of OC that's better which we made and not Japan."}
+{"text":"Yeah. They were for an alt history Gquuux with Machu and Deux becoming best friends and Nyaan being an absolute Rau-like psycho."}
+{"text":"Decrepit Old Hag"}
+{"text":"I haven't, but it's so infuriating that the Red Gundam looks like a genuinely good and fun kit."}
+{"text":"Big O thread?"}
+{"text":"Happy 46th birthday, Nana Mizuki."}
+{"text":"based gen xer"}
+{"text":"Dess Vult!"}
+{"text":"Dess Vult what?"}
+{"text":"Plot twist: Kirika is just a meter away."}
+{"text":"Let's keep drawing."}
+{"text":"reposting Gabagool for later."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Should I even bother posting here without a drawing tablet? Yeah why not?"}
+{"text":"JANPERSON FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE!"}
+{"text":"No human form. He's always a robot even when interacting with the cast."}
+{"text":"It's my first MH in general so I don't know how the others compare but I've been progressing through Janperson and what I really like about it is a rather unique tone. It has what is a fairly grounded and at times depressing setting shown within the episodic plots but maintains a very idealistic world view within the heroes. There are episodes with tragic villains that Janperson recognizes he needs to stop and doesn't hesitate to do so but still shows genuine sympathy towards them."}
+{"text":"You can really feel this show was made in the wake of Japan's economic bubble bursting because Janperson acts like a saint to everyone. He's more Jesus than Robocop ever was."}
+{"text":"Adding to that, the main suits in Janperson are all top tier designs and look amazing on camera. Also the way the show is centered around three villain factions, each with their own quirks and goals, keeps everything feeling fresh from episode to episode. The only real problems with the series is some egregious prop and suit reuse from older shows, which highlights the limited budget that honestly gets in the way of the toy shilling."}
+{"text":"I think that's the most likely course they'd take. If they had full form changes they would probably be marketing them."}
+{"text":"I just checked, and none of the underage ones have done gravure, what a waste."}
+{"text":"I don´t see what´s the point of making the costume so genderless if you are still gonna make her pose is such blantanly feminie way."}
+{"text":"Emorgears are divided in three categories, henshin, special attacks and robot attachments."}
+{"text":"genderless has a slender frame then the other two and is bottomless ok"}
+{"text":"Purus all around for 2026 and beyond! Get ready!!"}
+{"text":"Who's that who fell on Puru 2?"}
+{"text":"donutsteel puru"}
+{"text":"Need mommy Marida"}
+{"text":"what a cute looking girl, would"}
+{"text":"girl"}
+{"text":"The definition of a 'girl' has become somewhat loose lately, just like the asshole of an average plasma build user."}
+{"text":"But like the other anon said, the only thing really keeping you from reloading your save in the old games was PS1/PS2 disc load times. Plus gen 1 kept giving you parts you could just sell even if you didn't stumble on the hidden ones. It literally tells you the best generator is hidden in a level with only the dodgy platforming standing in your way."}
+{"text":"You guys are very talented, these ACs looking beautiful"}
+{"text":"show me your lego mechs or cool lego mechs in general"}
+{"text":"That’s Airman"}
+{"text":"That's exactly right. Can't beat Airman. How the fuck do you not beat Airman? Just bumrush him with a minimum of dodging and he goes down easy."}
+{"text":"WE'RE NOT GENIUSES LIKE YOU HENYA!!!"}
+{"text":"Is gunpla good for you?"}
+{"text":"Currently watching V-Tuber who is not only fun to watch but also stays in character without being fully cringe, who is also /m/ related Who?"}
+{"text":"Hint: she's green."}
+{"text":"A hag OC that builds plamo."}
+{"text":"What do you call this hobby grade pizza cutter?"}
+{"text":"Model rivet tool seems to get results on Amazon. I guess I would call it an engraving tool for rivet rows, like the Revell branded one."}
+{"text":"Damn this manga is great an as good as Ken's Getters. What does /m/ think of it?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion ruined mecha and fuck Anno, he’s a hack. Otherwise, a cautionary tale and an example of why and how things used to be better."}
+{"text":"yeah I started watching mecha last summer, how did you know?"}
+{"text":"Right but the world has kind of changed. You don't need to be a theatrical juggernaut anymore. I'm not suggesting outright crowdsourcing but there are a lot of ways to distribute things now."}
+{"text":"I've never heard that and Takeda doesn't mention anything along those lines in his book. What really saved Gainax from bankruptcy was tax evasion."}
+{"text":"RIP Bozo"}
+{"text":"lackluster specs even for its time shitty titanium alloy armor instead of luna titanium immediately replaced by the Z gundam and powercrept by titan's mobile armors And still somehow made it all the way through Z and up to the end of ZZ punching way above it's weight Also has a fucking cool design"}
+{"text":"nah actually it's 1/4th GMII and a GMII is already 90% GM so if you think about it it's really... Not that crazy to think of but the overall production costs wouldn't be exactly cheaper. t. Gihren's Greed MS Upgrade function abuser"}
+{"text":"What about those other modifications like the OYW Pale Rider being converted into a movable frame MS? Isn't that just rebuilding the entire MS at that point? Hmm take the armor off reinstall the avionics from the armor into the frame put different/modified armor back on Not too crazy, generally speaking"}
+{"text":"The Clover Gundam was actually a decently popular toy and had a lot of presence in magazine ads and catalogues."}
+{"text":"What about those other modifications like the OYW Pale Rider being converted into a movable frame MS? Isn't that just rebuilding the entire MS at that point? They rebuild an entire Gelgoog in between episodes in Zeta. or as Astonaige puts it, it's mostly a nemo underneath"}
+{"text":"They still had the rights for the 6 Ultra Brothers, it's just they cannot called them \"Ultraman\" anymore."}
+{"text":"Tiga is where Ultraman as a franchise peaked and I'm tired of contrarians saying otherwise because it's popular."}
+{"text":"It's trademark rights, so they wouldn't need to do stuff like removing the Ultraman sillhouette from the logo. Kind of feels like modern Tsuburaya won't make a strong push for past Ultras anyway in Theo even though it's the anniversary."}
+{"text":"Why the fuck can’t Tsuburaya get final victory over these guys? Like, the standing do they have to get to use ANY Ultraman stuff?"}
+{"text":"It's never ending as long as they can't reverse Chaiyo's 2013 legal win."}
+{"text":"What is /m/'s choice?"}
+{"text":"You can tell these guys are failed novelists rather than game designers when they start waxing on about the \"themes\" of the game Lancer’s core themes: the success of collective, persistent action in the face of seemingly unassailable systems to bring about a better world, the meanings of signs and signifiers in the built environment, and how the built environment interacts with, defines, and is defined by people and the natural world. \"Signs and signifiers in the built environment\" yeah that's gonna come through in a ttrpg you fucking faggot your players create the \"themes\", not you. Then stay clear. Lancer tries to sell itself as fast paced and easy to play but in truth it's a very fiddly game with lots of resources to track, lots of shit to move across the board and process, and you need to use their fucking online program to automate half of it to have a good experience. This anon is pretty accurate, our game combat just became a fucking slog. Abby is a retard who designs his ttrpg's like a fucking video game and then literally expects you to use a computer to help it move alon faster. Know the guy who's translating it. Sounds pretty good. Has a solid system for simulating the energy mechanics of AC and combat is good. Biggest complaints I've heard is that it could've used more mechanical variety in how it handles battle maps and environmental interactions, and it lacks out of mech rp stuff."}
+{"text":"Lancer System is based on Shadow of the Demon Lord which is a simplified D&D as a former game designer of of D&D(Robert Schwalb) created it."}
+{"text":"Yeah I've heard that one before. Never played Shadow of The Demon Lord (a friend wanted to run it for me and made me make a character sheet but it ended up never happening) so otherwise can't comment, though the \"fast action / slow action\" thing seems like an obvious connection (though that mechanic seems popular these days in general, Cosmere RPG has something similar though that game is way more smooth and enjoyable to run). I keep saying homebrew but it's hard to capture how amateurish the game feels. Like it has a \"heat\" resource, but whereas in Battletech heat is a mechanic interwoven with the whole mech system, here it's just a generic resource layered on top. The game has an \"overwatch\" system for quickshot reactions, but unlike Infinity's reaction system which is organically interwoven with the whole battle system and action economy, here's a generic and tedious attack of opportunity layered on top. etc. etc. I would unironically rather just play a generic system with mech fluff because that's basically what you're getting with Lancer, but with more hassle."}
+{"text":"Mekton Zeta and the Japanese Gundam expansion for it."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Battle Century G?"}
+{"text":"This sure came and went. Does anyone remember, or even miss, Synduality?"}
+{"text":"The anime was alright but the game is a mess"}
+{"text":"Pretty fun mecha designs and cool worldbuilding, but a 5/10 anime and an inexcusable video game."}
+{"text":"Just think, more people have posted in this thread than are playing the game right now."}
+{"text":"I still play the game. I do so to support the franchise."}
+{"text":"Why is Darling in the Franxx bad?"}
+{"text":"There actually was a 001 funny enough"}
+{"text":"Needs more Ringo"}
+{"text":"Hentai isn’t real anon"}
+{"text":"cause there are too little people making hentai about the show"}
+{"text":"yeah I remembered after I posted"}
+{"text":"Was she really that bad?"}
+{"text":"She never lived to be 16."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure most of the Naturals in Seed had bigger bazoongas. The only Coordinator who could compete is Meer, and she still mogged Lacus even after her death."}
+{"text":"If you think about it, Flay singlehandedly saved the CE universe from extinction. If flay never groomed kira into her revenge boytoy kira leaves in the lifeboat and gets shot during earth reentry entire archangel crew wiped out sometime between then and Alaska athrun stays in Zaft freedom and justice doesn't get op pilots, eternal will never take off nobody is going to stop the nukes or genesis"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't Athrun probably still get Justice in this scenario? But who gets Freedom is a toss up, and unless it's Rau himself they wouldn't be able to use it to its full potential."}
+{"text":"She's an actual character who grows in a sea of stagnant filth. Cosmic Era has an issue with this so when you see one even if they are a total cunt it's worth some kind of praise."}
+{"text":"So new chapter in Japan seems to be a pretty obvious reference in the new enemies Shits going down Really hope this gets season 2 some day"}
+{"text":"Imagine if Yihdra actually dies here and gets isekai to earth"}
+{"text":"Imaging if you shut your goddamn whore mouth and die"}
+{"text":"That would be pretty dumb and kind of spit in the face of what happened with Bad End."}
+{"text":"If we're sharing crackpot theories/concerns as to what might happen to Yidhra, here's one: What if the Demon Queen plans on trying to corrupt her with her vile mana? Vidara plotted to do a similar thing with Teltina, and it's definitely been established by this point that the Demon Queen is every bit as evil as her children, with her and Vidara seeming the most similar in character. There's also potential foreshadowing in the fact that Yidhra had very high affinity with the succubus demihuman transformation, which (obviously) just so happens to look demonic."}
+{"text":"WE VILL DROP ZE BUGS"}
+{"text":"Roger that."}
+{"text":"this is what Roze of the Recapture ripped off"}
+{"text":"This is what Char tried to prevent in CCA btw. Fuck am*Ro"}
+{"text":"Time Stranger getting DLC and Beatbreak airing, year started nice overall."}
+{"text":"Doesn't look futch enough, 0/10 off model."}
+{"text":"Stop trying to make futch happen. It's not going to happen."}
+{"text":"Hey bandai's the one that made their mc dress like a lesbian that owns a pottery studio."}
+{"text":"Wu Kong, a tengu with knife shoes and literally just fucking Yama, I like them."}
+{"text":"When you suddenly heard that Amaterasumon has a Mode Change, you know she could be a big deal in the future. Pray that she becomes big in Beatbreak or something."}
+{"text":"Win the battle for independence Earth corporations and military still occupy the planet Blow up your only weapon against even more evil Are the fang of the sun retarded leftists?"}
+{"text":"BB-BUT THE SHADOWHAWK DOESN'T MELT FACES VIA BOATING MEDIUM LASERS!!!1!2!"}
+{"text":"You can’t be serious? What kind of response is this? Anon said exactly what happened in the series and you had no argument to compute, so you automatically resort to gender politics out of nowhere? Get lost, and take your “realism” threads with you"}
+{"text":"That's a better reading than mine I suppose. Maybe my language is a bit too defeatist or hyperbolic, I view Deloyer as autonomous if not truly independent in the end and that that's something of a severe loss, but you're right in that being a political equal is still an achievement not to be downplayed."}
+{"text":"Ending a war can be just as hard as fighting it. The catharsis of a total defeat or victory is one that rarely comes. While the North Pole Spaceport is still held by Earth, the future of Deloyer as a whole is in the hands of Deloyerans, and that is winning. For the first time, Deloyer is standing on it's own feet."}
+{"text":"Everything goes according to keikaku."}
+{"text":"Godzilla minus zero announced with the same writer and director as minus one GxK Supernova is Godzilla focused and Spacegodzilla is making his debut The next few years will be great for us Godzilla fans."}
+{"text":"23710486"}
+{"text":"when was the last proper kaiju thread here"}
+{"text":"I have yet to actually come across a true rabid G-fan that’s comparable to the worst of the sonic fanbase NeoMonsterIsland, if he’s still alive"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately he still is"}
+{"text":"I'd wish they'd retcon GvK and GxK just because of how much it does nothing for Godzilla"}
+{"text":"A thread for the Brobot..Yunboros, other things.....And oh yeah the girls as well."}
+{"text":"We know Rukkage."}
+{"text":"So sad final arc couldn't be animated"}
+{"text":"daaawwww"}
+{"text":"This is now officially the first Friday of 2026! Let's all keep loving Felsi this year as well!"}
+{"text":"Could use some of that in Foxboro right now."}
+{"text":"cease and desist this is a, um, felsi thread"}
+{"text":"isn't that felsi"}
+{"text":"It's the Anti-Felsi from the negative dimension! It's a very nice edit, though unfortunately you can tell it's fake from the fact alone that it has swimsuits - which for some reason no WfM asobase card does. It's one of the truly dire inequalities of our time."}
+{"text":"But all the AUs were inspired by Zeta!! Cope more, Zetafags. No one likes your shit. Sumizawa: After watching all the previous Gundams, Ikeda and I agreed on one thing: “The one that feels best to watch is First.” First Gundam works even just as a “journey story,” following the protagonists as they move from place to place. When you look back, the later series from Zeta onward leaned too far into the psychology of their teenage boys. The dialogue and the stories became uncomfortably introspective, even off-putting. So we decided: in our Gundam, we’d strip away that unpleasantness. We wanted something clean, like First. That’s why the lines in Wing have that bold, flamboyant flavor, they were written with First’s cadence in mind."}
+{"text":"zetarager is air boxing again"}
+{"text":"Wingkings stay winning"}
+{"text":"When you look back, the later series from Zeta onward leaned too far into the psychology of their teenage boys. The dialogue and the stories became uncomfortably introspective, even off-putting. So we decided: in our Gundam, we’d strip away that unpleasantness. We wanted something clean, like First. That’s why the lines in Wing have that bold, flamboyant flavor, they were written with First’s cadence in mind. This sounds like an euphemistic way of saying they wrote Wing to be shallow and easily palatable unlike Zeta which was psychologically complex, introspective and challenging."}
+{"text":"Zeta psychologically complex, introspective and challenging AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"}
+{"text":"Is it the original, J, or Tochiro, who knows but all ragers sound the same."}
+{"text":"There is no style here, they're boring and plain. \" but Patlabor is realistic mecha \" Section 2 character designs were so much more detailed and eyepopping, these guys just look fucking generic"}
+{"text":"Okay, are you gonna piss and moan about it when it comes out too or are you done?"}
+{"text":"Sex with Kanuka."}
+{"text":"Not a response, but yes I will be pissing and moaning if it looks like shit"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of the new head shape or the shoulders."}
+{"text":"How is this game still alive and why are people still playing it and spending money on it?"}
+{"text":"Fun things are fun."}
+{"text":"Because the people still playing it are mentally challenged."}
+{"text":"GG, I suppose?"}
+{"text":"Green gundam"}
+{"text":"Respect the robot."}
+{"text":"themed cafe they serve turd in a cup lol lmao"}
+{"text":"That's obviously Ironman from the 1st movie"}
+{"text":"Was the coffee extra bitter? I don't know about \"extra\", it definitely had a particular taste to it but it wasn't weird or gross. The ice cream was spicy chocolate which made for a really nice contrast with the coffee."}
+{"text":"fake fan"}
+{"text":"Is Jegan the GOAT of mass production suit? Is any mad lad ever tried to mass produce it IRL? no? then it's not worthy of \"mass production\" title."}
+{"text":"We did it, we found the one guy buying the Michaelis."}
+{"text":"Close but the GOAT is the GM. Both are awesome, fuck I love grunt MS so much."}
+{"text":"Yes. It's the F-16 of mobile suits pretty much. Light, cheap, maneuverable but still effective"}
+{"text":"HEY BROS IS SCRYED ANY GOOD"}
+{"text":"(me) Oh yeah, the attack names in that show are peak. Shocking first bullet! Destructive second bullet! Obliterating final bullet!"}
+{"text":"Hirai is somewhat consistent...to a certain degree...when he is not drawing ikemen fuckfujoboys."}
+{"text":"Yeah, a classic for good reason You don't even have to be a zoomer to say it's \"fire\"."}
+{"text":"This manga is a 5 volume shitpost."}
+{"text":"I mean yeah, but the movie's version is more sanctioned vigilantism than outright hoboism. That isn't even the most shitposty part."}
+{"text":"i dont see any BattleTech threads here so lets have one"}
+{"text":"What's it show on the screen?"}
+{"text":"I thought the manipulators had the full number of digits on them."}
+{"text":"The screen is a static mage of the game play screen back lit. It's a Hallmark ornament, you push a button in the shape of a Star Trek emblem and the screen lights up and it plays sounds from the original arcade game. I left D.C. Bruins with this guy and told him to draw it as he saw fit."}
+{"text":"Well, FML!"}
+{"text":"i bought this one recently and having alot of fun playing it"}
+{"text":"Never meet your heroes i guess. Ah well, i don't care if the community facing dev team are the band class hallway rejects, the game is still really good imo"}
+{"text":"With all its jank and Piggy's dumb decisions still nothing beats Mechwarrior Online for me. It gets the feel of the mech just right (even if its not the exact type of mecha I prefer, I delivers what it's going for the best) and mechlab is absolute god tier. Every hitbox and hardpoint placement matters, you can feel all of your mechlabs decisions in how the mech is handling. I hope we get another customization-focused mecha PvP game with just as much replayability eventually. As much as I love MWO, it's old and busted."}
+{"text":"Iron Rebellion seems legit, but it's VR."}
+{"text":"nta but i was gonna ge that but went with pic rel instead, its hella fun"}
+{"text":"Weeeee"}
+{"text":"No problem"}
+{"text":"how good was this movie?"}
+{"text":"They'll be CGI in the remake won't they?"}
+{"text":"Megaman Dual Overdrive Coming 2027"}
+{"text":"Long vertically luna"}
+{"text":"Ask Heriyama and Lamia enjoyers."}
+{"text":"Not Aile"}
+{"text":"Yes. Even more so with her twin drills"}
+{"text":"He may not have had the most kills, but in my heart he was Zeon's best ace. Watched it again on Christmas and still shed a tear even though I knew what was coming"}
+{"text":"who has the burger king crown pic?"}
+{"text":"During. Zeon had already been driven off Earth after the battles of Odessa and Jaburo. The final fight happens two days after the Battle of Solomon, 5 days before A Baoa Qu, and 6 days before the end of the war. The leader of the Bernie's team talks about how the war will be over soon and that Zeon will lose before the raid. Between the nuke ship leaving and getting captured, the Feds smashed Dozle's fleet at Solomon. Given that the nuke ship captain already had reservations, I could see him asking \"what's the point?\" Even the hardcore are going to question the bombing of an entire colony out of spite when the war isn't going to be won anyways. The MS Era picture sure seems like it. The captain's costume is right and the date of 25 December matches up."}
+{"text":"A real human bean."}
+{"text":"While I'm sure he probably wasn't a fanatic like Killing, the Federation wasn't a slouch at the end of the war despite the fact they only job onscreen. As far as databooks are concerned Amuro's learning computer data turned GMs into killing machines. Zeon got their shit kicked in in the field while nearly half of GMs survived the OYW intact. Zeon's only saving grace was the Solar Ray taking out 1/3 of the entire federation space forces, which really fucked the Federation because its logistics was spread thin across earth and space and made it almost impossible to finish their island hopping strategy all the way to Side 3 and Granada."}
+{"text":"Shouldn't Bernie be wielding an inflatable heat hawk? Or at the very least shouldn't the water gun be modeled after an MMP-80?"}
+{"text":"Diebuster hits a lot harder when you watch it the intended way, nearly 2 decades after gunbuster. I remember first watching Diebuster in 2006/2007. Shit happened, my family's house got foreclosed during that time, I got distracted, so I actually did a real watch a few years ago. I didn't really like it when I first watched it, but having watching it recently, it hits MUCH harder because I have nearly 20 years of memories of Noriko and Kazumi's sacrifice"}
+{"text":"How do I unsubscribe?"}
+{"text":"japs No, western fans bitch when that happens too."}
+{"text":"She barely showed up after the actress change. If you didn't like her before you wont like her after because there's nothing new to like."}
+{"text":"Rikou at this point gives me the creeps. Am I the only one?"}
+{"text":"Honestly thought this episode was really motherfucking good. What an inconsistent show."}
+{"text":"the franchise about teamwork is ending on an internal conflict tournament arc. Good job Toei. I don't think I've ever gotten grips on what his character is supposed to be. He comes off like a dishonest character with a condescending tone despite having a few episodes showing he's not a completely terrible person. He just comes off as a worse Urataros to me. Might also just have to do with how I think the idol industry is a terrible thing."}
+{"text":"What is your favorite thing about evil women? What makes them so attractive?"}
+{"text":"It is interesting how similar the designs and music are to 0079."}
+{"text":"Mashymre hands typed this."}
+{"text":"Baren from Godmars"}
+{"text":"Man went insano mode after people liked every other heroine over Houki Pouki and started sabotaging them in the story, it's the first time I've seen a writer go to war against his own characters in a LN."}
+{"text":"Oh, that much I do remember. Houki was legitimately worst girl with very little effort. It wasn't that the others were better, I'll forever hold a small part in my heart for Rin, of all girls, but Houki was just...bad. Like the 'worst' stereotype of a tsundere I've ever seen, she actively made herself worse compared to the other girls. Him being ass mad over that was kinda hilarious. I did have the errant thought of if we'd ever see IS in SRW but I doubt it as it was very much a flash in the pan and seems to be in a weird state."}
+{"text":"her being a shit gave me no hope that the other girls were going to be better and bailed inb4 \"watch it for one of the other grils\" I could also watch something better"}
+{"text":"Main girls in that era were generally the last liked and often underwritten."}
+{"text":"The Wing and Geass one is getting its own manga, so maybe Wing Zero Rebellion and Albion can show up sometime if they include that in the series list."}
+{"text":"This is the Take no Yamikazuchi, the main mecha of Kannazuki no Miko. Say anything about this mecha."}
+{"text":"*feels like"}
+{"text":"Allenby: She loves you so much Kallen: Goddammit Allenby"}
+{"text":"Watched episode 12, the finale of the series. Honestly, it really made me test my patience and suspense of disbelief with Chikane and Himeko's character and storytelling as a whole."}
+{"text":"post early or scrapped designs"}
+{"text":"old versions of the Popemobile from Serious Sam 4"}
+{"text":"Nagano's unused ZZ Neo Zeon designs in 2007 Newtype it's somehow mecha musume Lily Borjano"}
+{"text":"He shot needles at Kira okay? Very, very scary needles"}
+{"text":"Who's?"}
+{"text":"Give the data Zaft had on Freedom (they built the thing after all) it's surprising Shinn didn't know that."}
+{"text":"Or that’s just headcanon"}
+{"text":"Unicorn was unrealistic."}
+{"text":"I actually wish they would do this. Tomino would never let it happen, though."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck writes a law like that? *shrug* Foresight? Actually, wrt the American Constitution (and a few contemporaries), it also kind of predicts some social and cultural (and even biological) developments that would have seemed ridiculous when it was written. So maybe there are some content parallels after all. The Newtype stuff seems ridiculous, but then, it actually happened. There's a parallel tragedy of humanity being given the key to avoiding massive amounts of suffering and just throwing it away."}
+{"text":"Is there ANYONE in the Sleeves who didn't get childraped?"}
+{"text":"According to Tomino, Newtypes already existed throughout history in the form of prophets and spiritual gurus before humanity moved to space. Crossing the space frontier just led to their proliferation, which is something Zeon Zum Deikun was right about. So they weren't a myth, they were a reality that just hadn't been scientifically proven yet."}
+{"text":"Newtypes already existed throughout history in the form of prophets and spiritual gurus Not ace tank crews and jet pilots!?"}
+{"text":"I would rather watch a new Cowboy Bebop or Ideon."}
+{"text":"Maybe stop listening to mumble rap."}
+{"text":"Your life is bad because you're an idiot."}
+{"text":"Maybe stop projecting too while you are at it."}
+{"text":"Why are you projecting"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"evil executive game Huh?"}
+{"text":"Will we ever getting another solo toku hero series that aren't Ultraman?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Now wait."}
+{"text":"GridGyver?"}
+{"text":"Why did Domon agree to help his country when they all conspired against his family and forced him to compete in the gundam fight? He should have just fucked off and said it was everyone else's problem when the Devil Colony formed. This show is unrealistic."}
+{"text":"Ok Nagai"}
+{"text":"He wanted his girl and a planet to exist on for them to have a life on. Letting everyone die out of spite would have just doomed his own future. That's why the characters fight in these wars because they want it to be over so they can go back to their pre war lives. Going \"Fuck you everyone dies\" will end with them dying as well so unless they're a nihlist with no interest in a future or someone like Rau who was gonna die soon no matter what nobody will act like that."}
+{"text":"Rau did nothing wrong so Domon was in the wrong for not going the path of Rau."}
+{"text":"The circumstances of both of their universes were totally different. Rau might have had a point in CE but not in FC"}
+{"text":"It's not like pouring grease down the drain in your apartment; leaving the Devil Gundam as a giant colony-sized monster bent on assimilating the planet you're currently standing on isn't a problem you can ignore."}
+{"text":"Kotobukiya?"}
+{"text":"ohhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"Nooooo, are you serious, I've only seen episode 1 but I'm really enjoying it"}
+{"text":"Just watch it faggot."}
+{"text":"I've seen the whole thing and still like it despite being disappointed in some of its choices."}
+{"text":"Anyone know of a quality rip/encode of \"Super Robot Wars: Original Generation - The Animation\"? The three-part OVA series from 2005, I mean. All I can find is a really small, blurry version and a DVD ISO version that's verrrrrrry badly seeded. HALP"}
+{"text":"I even downloaded the DVD-ISO and it's the same shitty quality. Dammit"}
+{"text":"My name is anon and I have a heavy bias towards androids and power armor"}
+{"text":"IN TWENTY FIFTY EIGHT"}
+{"text":"Is Cyborg 009 good?"}
+{"text":"is this universally regarded masterpiece and classic good? I don't know man"}
+{"text":"appeal to popular opinion"}
+{"text":"Your name is \"retarded inbred gorilla with ~6 braindead template threads up\""}
+{"text":"That looks like a faggy Gavan."}
+{"text":"Chirico escaped, but it's ok we have a tracking device implanted in him so we can get him back. Use every means at your disposal! Episode 2: So uh I guess I've been on this plant for months now. Is this going to be the quality of writing for the entire show?"}
+{"text":"Lmao we got another one Don't tell me you fell for the \"votoms is super gritty\" meme"}
+{"text":"Not to worry, he’s now at this point at episode 3, VOTOMS 3"}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"Consider the following."}
+{"text":"The most interesting thing about this was the AI-slop \"80s movie aesthetic\" Warhammer 40K video YT suggested afterwards."}
+{"text":"the stench of bikini bottom clings to me"}
+{"text":"Sandy Cheeks as Fyana"}
+{"text":"While Hasbro is trying to make do with a couple of mediocre cartoons, in Japan so far there is nothing going on for Takara after Wild King?"}
+{"text":"Thundercracker's face in the previous panel is funny Also Brawn is literally the Autobot Dwarf"}
+{"text":"He's still awkward being part of the Autobots, so I can't blame him. And Brawn has always been an Autobot Dwarf, both in height and personality."}
+{"text":"THIS IS GOING TO THE SLAGGING DATASLATE!"}
+{"text":"where the show model doesn't cheat how it transform Nah, screw that. Just think of them as Getter Robos."}
+{"text":"Of course you are one of those."}
+{"text":"I had hopes after Orguss ended up being good, but this kinda sucked"}
+{"text":"I thought the original idea of the show was a warring states in space with the samurai looking power armor the characters are wearing and the three women sharing the show as the 3 leads?"}
+{"text":"The Sengoku SF version was the earliest proposal (hence all the armors and robot designs) but that was quickly abandoned. Lots of anime get reworked like that. What I'm talking about was how the anime would've played out had it not gotten canceled. At least this show got an ending, unlike Galvion. No she's Sailor Mars."}
+{"text":"She seems more like Sailor Mars."}
+{"text":"Jeanne was Michie Tomizawa's first starring role."}
+{"text":"Ah, so."}
+{"text":"My favorite blue mecha."}
+{"text":"Anyone have any good recs? I've read the Gundam novel a while back and it was a nice read especially after seeing GQ."}
+{"text":"hola amigo, nos parles espanol"}
+{"text":"Genocidal Organ by Project Itoh. It was adapted into an animated feature by Murase."}
+{"text":"I liked what I read of 86, up to about Volume 6 I believe? I need to get back to it."}
+{"text":"How are the high-streamer novels?"}
+{"text":"why did this make me cry like a bitch"}
+{"text":"because you are a bitch"}
+{"text":"ASMR = grooming in humans"}
+{"text":"Because they deleted Noriko's _____"}
+{"text":"first show also by far the best show why is this so common with mecha franchises"}
+{"text":"implying you're not replying to yourself nice try, op"}
+{"text":"Gundam is the Star Wars of Japan. So you're saying that Gundam is overrated shit?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, the actual canon in Gundam is every animated work directed by Tomino."}
+{"text":"0079 has legendary animation and you can find countless animators mentioning how it influenced them. You won't find a single person say this about Zeta. Zeta was never good. Deal with it, Zetafags."}
+{"text":"Whatever you say, OP."}
+{"text":"I still haven't managed a single Expert so far. Hell, I still haven't gotten half the Hard ones done."}
+{"text":"There's a 30% you will get one of the 3 main units again, but the chance of pulling Calibarn is much higher than the other 2. I wouldn't recommend to do the 100-pity pull, unless you've already done more than 50 pulls"}
+{"text":"the chance of pulling Calibarn is much higher than the other 2 Bullshit."}
+{"text":"Thunderbolters... how do we cope?"}
+{"text":"It's actually not guaranteed featured so keep that in mind"}
+{"text":"I like Allenby. I think she is cute!"}
+{"text":"Is she even in the top 10 gundam girls anymore?"}
+{"text":"Top 20 maybe."}
+{"text":"None of us are going to heaven, and its all because of the aqua haired tomboy."}
+{"text":"Hell is better than heaven anyways."}
+{"text":"Why does /m/ always have a single Allenby thread up for 6 months at a time?"}
+{"text":"trying to get into a dramatic space opera this retarded sexist robot that exists only to cause pantyshots ruins every scene"}
+{"text":"Robot program after human iq 9000 has feelings yet doesn't have understanding"}
+{"text":"somebody needs analizing"}
+{"text":"Yo there's a board for fags"}
+{"text":"ebic trawling homi"}
+{"text":"retarded sexist robot that exists only to cause pantyshots he's based"}
+{"text":"kind of really ero that they managed to give rikka big fat thighs in this style lol, very happy that trigger remembers one of the good things they made, ill treasure this while waiting for them to stop doing cyberpunk and dungeon meshi"}
+{"text":"Do you guys even care about the toku hero aspect or do you guys just goon to the waifus"}
+{"text":"I think Gridman's a kind guy and that Anti is very cool and has come a long way"}
+{"text":"I love the mecha/super robot aspect"}
+{"text":"newfagkun..."}
+{"text":"No, Takara brought these guys in because of Ryousuke Takahashi's insistence."}
+{"text":"ITT: western /m/ media"}
+{"text":"Avatar 2"}
+{"text":"I liked how much of early Doom Patrol was just looking for excuses for Rita to turn big and fight something."}
+{"text":"You'd like Nikumura Q's work."}
+{"text":"I've only ever read 1987 morrison stuff. I should go back."}
+{"text":"Silver Age Doom Patrol is terrific"}
+{"text":"Get hype, we get a new series this year (more faithful to the manga, for people who've always wanted that)."}
+{"text":"I don't care. SAC is better than anything from the manga."}
+{"text":"2045 had a fat case of terrible first impression. 3D didn't help even if it quickly grew on you, starting with a long arc in a military setting didn't help even with it going back to staple urban stuff later, shoehorned in black guy in early episodes didn't help even with the cast being just as annoyed with him as the audience and him being replaced by Kuvshinov's self-insert loli, but she's cute so it's ok, and the oh so exploitable >shadman really didn't help even with the fact that it's explicitly supposed to be as ridiculous for them as it is for us. By the time it stops being a Netflix show and becomes GitS, most people have already quit. It's not good, but it's pretty watchable."}
+{"text":"I refuse to watch it simply because I despise the character designs, I'll never understand why they chose that meme fuck beyond clout chasing (for a fucking GiTS show)."}
+{"text":"SAC SAC 2nd Gig SAC SSS SAC_2045 2045 starts off bad, and improves. Still not a worthy successor to SAC."}
+{"text":"There's no chance that 2045 could return to the quality of the original series. That era is dead and gone. That type of thought is over. It's never coming back during our lifetime."}
+{"text":"oh god no it's so fucking painful to get through"}
+{"text":"(You)"}
+{"text":"they might just invade the thread this needs to avoided at all costs because some retards are going to use that as an excuse to shit the threads up"}
+{"text":"yeah she kinda have that alien eyes"}
+{"text":"And I was surprised that Kiki’s actress Kokona is the same age as Maya Sumi in her name using the same kanji as Sumino too."}
+{"text":"How fucked would the Universal Century have been if, instead of Lalah dying to protect Char from Amuro, Sayla died protecting Amuro from Char? Like... beyond Amuro being a prime candidate to join the Titans from its inception in this hypothetical scenario, I'd argue that killing his own sister by accident would fuck up Char far worse than Amuro accidentally killing Lalah did in canon; whereas Char ultimately placeed the blame for Lalah's death upon Amuro's shoulders while dodging any and all responsibility himself, it'd feel thematically appropriate if in this timeline, Char feels entirely responsible for killing his sister, and spirals even harder, in spite of having Lalah's presence to keep him grounded, but beyond that, what kind of consequences would there be for the Universal Century as a whole as a result of this shift in the timeline?"}
+{"text":"isn't it all but said that beltorchika was originally supposed to be sayla but since they couldn't get her va tomino made a new character to fill the role she was meant to have?"}
+{"text":"He's wot? That's unbelievable ah- Kammakahzay run?!"}
+{"text":"Hot."}
+{"text":"While that'd be funny, I'd bet that it's just a chunky backpack that doesn't unfold in the movie."}
+{"text":"in the novel she and Amuro were fucking like rabbits"}
+{"text":"Are Newtypes supposed to have long-ass arms? what did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"How I do that"}
+{"text":"depends on your media player"}
+{"text":"Imagine being a chud watching anime on your dinky little laptop like a faggot. I took a picture of my massive ass TV watching anime like a civilized person."}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Prove me wrong then. Rather be a chud than a chump."}
+{"text":"Where my floofchads at What floofmecha are we watching?"}
+{"text":"What the shit are any of you talking about???"}
+{"text":"If you can't read the thread then how can you read my reply?"}
+{"text":"What is floof?"}
+{"text":"A miserable little pile of the 80s But enough talk!"}
+{"text":"self explanatory"}
+{"text":"What's your Favorite Valkyrie? Mine is the VF-17. Other Macross related discussions are welcome."}
+{"text":"I know every Kawamori plen is a Flanker It ain't."}
+{"text":"Legendary shit taste."}
+{"text":"It's okay."}
+{"text":"DYRL was the first thing I watched at like 6yo, was blown away, watched the show with my girlfriend at 20, we were blown away, then watched DYRL together, best sex after. Macross is love at a metaphysical level"}
+{"text":"Did you two orgasm when Hilary blew Bulgogi away or when Minmai hit that last high note?"}
+{"text":"thunderbolt is huge"}
+{"text":"Seems unnecessarily grimdark. It also came out of nowhere. Zeon didn't need this earlier in the Manga for the psycommu. I guess this means Anaheim Electronics never mastered stolen Zeon psycommu Technology."}
+{"text":"Seems unnecessarily grimdark Par for the course when it comes to Thunderbolt Zeon didn't need this earlier in the Manga for the psycommu Which psycommu are you referring to? The captured Braw Bro that was sitting unused because the Feds didn't have a newtype to activate it, also used this same tech."}
+{"text":"This guy"}
+{"text":"I honestly have no explanation for that but I wonder if they might just retroactively explain it as thunderbolt UC's version of psycommu so there might also be a disembodied head in there somewhere that guy is a bit weird, never really made sense even in the mainline UC lore about how psycommu couldn't fit in a regular MS and needed to be miniaturized"}
+{"text":"I prefer the theory that many of the important Zeon scientists fled before the final battle of ABQ and left to Axis. Because of that, this left important information gaps when others tried to understand the captured psycommu technology. Whatever AE captured was just leftover scraps and abandoned tech. Things that the scientists couldn't take with them or were too large to load into ships. Like the huge Zeongs. AE has no morals as a company. So they used clones of newtype brains as a stopgap for missing information or technology. If they couldn't fully rebuild a psycommu, then they will just use newtype clone brains. A messy inelegant solution, but it somehow worked. It would make for a good sequel idea to a Thunderbolt. Axis Neo Zeon returns with vastly better psycommu weapons and mobile armors. Then declares war on everyone staying the Neo Zeon war. Titans vs Federation vs Neo Zeon."}
+{"text":"Secret! Dareka ga hora iru kimi no namae"}
+{"text":"The whole Femstodes thing made me glad I always thought they were lame. I don't think they even know how to ragebait, they just change shit like this on a whim with no thought whatsoever. Like making Wraithbone a resource that the Eldar go out and harvest like they're playing Minecraft, or revealing that the Grey Knights's Secret Box was an order to keep Big E on the Throne at all costs. Fans genuinely think more about 40k lore than GW ever has, which is funny because the lore's never made any fucking sense."}
+{"text":"wait, they revealed the secret box?"}
+{"text":"Yeah when they got their 10th Edition Codex."}
+{"text":"Custodes are a shit army with a shitty fan base. The controversy of the lore raping couldn't happen to more deserving \"people\""}
+{"text":"Strangely, she isn't out yet."}
+{"text":"I feel that her death in the TV series actually served a purpose and wasn't a hackjob death written for the drama. I felt it was the opposite."}
+{"text":"Voted for the handshake but oh well, it's better to lose to a rollercoaster option Did Jerid do karate? Does he have Newtype powers (helped nerd Amuro fence off Char)?"}
+{"text":"no [Let Jerid act freely] votes Damn, everyone here might have above average IQ despite the tard choices once in a while"}
+{"text":"You know, even if I picked stand with, this was the other option I'd have been perfectly fine with. It's been an honor, /m/en. Whether this saves or tanks the run, fight kino has arrived."}
+{"text":"At the least he's military trained so he has some form of martial arts training. He's also pretty amped on his crusade though and the voices giving him (bad) advice on how to be more and more violent. We're legit looking at wildin out Kamille vs rip and tear Jerid so it can go either way, especially if their stats come into play."}
+{"text":"Whatever happens, Four wins because she'll get to witness fightkino of the highest caliber"}
+{"text":"Wow, I see and understand now. Thank you, Tomino!"}
+{"text":"I hate Bellri so much, it's unreal."}
+{"text":"Luin go back to Manny"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry but Sister Made Of Sex > Midget with Down Syndrome."}
+{"text":"Context?"}
+{"text":"It's been two years since Bravern first aired, what did you think of the latest Obari show? Do you want to see more of it?"}
+{"text":"So nice of you to stick around to tell us about it in every single thread. Keep it up."}
+{"text":"It was alright."}
+{"text":"Mindbroken."}
+{"text":"What twist?"}
+{"text":"Added bonus for me was that none of the culture war /pol/ bullshit affected the threads here."}
+{"text":"the dust has settled, tell me what did you think of the game and especially the mech design. and why did it fail in the west?"}
+{"text":"It's pretty muxh the only Gundam game there is unless you want to get into arena fighters"}
+{"text":"Probably another broken piece of shit considering the power creep we've been seeing so far. More spammable untargetability, more untelegraphed uncounterable AOE stuns."}
+{"text":"Because it gets new content every single week."}
+{"text":"Does it?"}
+{"text":"If you count a new MS to waste money gacha rolling for content then yes."}
+{"text":"With the new VOTOMS project announced do you guys think they'll show either a different model of Scopedog or a different model of AT and which would you prefer? The VOTOMs OVAs are usually pretty good at showing off new AT models like the Bloodsuckers or the Danger Melon. However considering this new project will likely have a model kit based off it and with how much they love to reuse the Scopedog mold I feel like it'll just be another dog variant"}
+{"text":"The Scopedog in the teaser has a modified visor (the part where the cameras are attached that can open and close)."}
+{"text":"The first /m/ thread of the year was a Xabungle thread, and its last thread of the year is going to be an L-Gaim thread. It's the second-last show left on my quest to understand Tomino."}
+{"text":"I think Amu and Leccee should have kissed"}
+{"text":"Finished L.gaim just yesterday and it really was a solid 80s mecha anime, and I absolutely agree with daba broke the cycle in a bittersweet manner but I do believe the crew would come and visit him from time to time, as for full metal solder I already had seen that story over a year and a half ago although I was surprised to see it done by the tv staff rather than it looking like a high quality ova, definitely not a bad thing it makes things consistent. Also didn’t watch the compilation ova’s but did see both ending shorts and they were quite funny"}
+{"text":"Yeah, naked lol!"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there's any IWIWs out there for L-Gaim."}
+{"text":"understand Tomino Tomino is a liberal and a pearl harbor apologist. There's nothing to understand other than he lost and has to forever cope and seethe about it."}
+{"text":"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"}
+{"text":"This is a worksafe board, anon."}
+{"text":"Not seeing War in the Pocket in the screening list there."}
+{"text":"The what?"}
+{"text":"Al destroys the Gundam Bruh."}
+{"text":"he assumed darker and the kid would get directly into combat"}
+{"text":"is this true?"}
+{"text":"newfag friendly makes it better kill yourself niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Shin Godzilla was good. Shin Ultra is some emperors new clothes shit, it's a great little theme park ride for fans, but it's a pretty awful fucking movie as a standalone work. Shin Kamen Rider was almost as bad as First/Next."}
+{"text":"Goji>Rider>>>>Ultraman to me. Though its very interesting seeing so many varied opinions when these three movies are being compared, which, in a way, speaks good for them."}
+{"text":"Shin Godzilla: altetnatively known as Godzilla vs Goverment NPCs"}
+{"text":"the deeper subtext is that anno is godzilla, and every time he tries to grow and change, the world freaks the fuck out and literally winds up freezing him in time at his most iconic look right before he was about to become something truly new."}
+{"text":"Got messaged after the match by someone from my team and was told to delete the game! Is it considered bad to use the Gundam at 600 in rated matchmaking? If he didn't like that I was going to sortie as the Gundam then why did my teammate ready in the briefing room? I can't control that the enemy team had 2 Victory's and a Shokew that completely shut out the team! This was a A+ rated match btw with a S- if that means anything, I thought this kind of elitesim shit went away when you reached high ranks."}
+{"text":"Grandpa's (build)stun game sucks for 600 but it's extremely tanky and can hit really hard because its scaling is so crazy compared to other uplevel suits. The Victory/Shokew probably hurt its viability a lot, but then again they did that to everything else in 600."}
+{"text":"grandpa's buildstun sucks being able to break DC2 in 2 seconds sucks (2 80% focused shots)"}
+{"text":"I never really play 600 support costs but I wanted to give it a try. I have a Zaku iv and the Fazz. I like both for different reasons. What would you all recommend out of the two and why?"}
+{"text":"Zaku 4 purely for its heavy stagger from its sniper rifle, alongside it's surprisingly strong CQC potential with the boost-fire head beam + 2-hit knuckle downswing pistols are great for DPS too after down while you run away, and you have resist move FAZZ is much too slow and big for modern 600, shocks + DC won't be helping you much when you get hit by just about everything. Zaku 4 has better resist move I don't play supports, I just learn the matchups, FAZZ is insanely easy to deal with"}
+{"text":"Good episode."}
+{"text":"W also had a stupidly stacked cast, even for one-off or side characters."}
+{"text":"I don't get why you keep pushing this sentiment You aren't very bright, are you?"}
+{"text":"Watch EternalSleeper, they fix all of the dumb shit including getting rid of zoomerisms"}
+{"text":"Stop Full Frontal's ludicrous plan Spend the next 4 years delicately balancing relations and warmongers SAVING Side 3 from more war Sign Zeon independence away to end the lingering influence of the One Year War Historical record goes down as the most important leader of Universal Century Why was she so based?"}
+{"text":"He's self aware at least."}
+{"text":"That was already the Status quo prior to Unicorn being inserted into the timeline."}
+{"text":"Unicorn 2 will just be a retread of ZZ Hathaway and Marida Cruz must recruit a bunch of untrained teens to fight against Charles Rochester's Mars Zeon Independence Army and the Crossbone Vanguard New MC discovers the Unicorn successor, retconned as the first \"Gundam\" developed by SNRI It's a hybrid of psychoframe and bio-computer - Can perform ZA WARUDO time fuckery and quantum predictions of the battle in real time. Moves so fast that the viewer simply sees it \"frame skip\" from one place to the next"}
+{"text":"*Bright Noa Had a brainfart"}
+{"text":"I don't think Unicorn is anywhere near as damaging as TFA is."}
+{"text":"The point of the scene is to show details about the character, hence why I only talked about that. Also I only speak English and I stand away from trains, thank you very much."}
+{"text":"Char's VA is cute chubby and looks better with a beard. I won't lie"}
+{"text":"details about the character Then it's a pointless filler scene that adds no narrative value. It has already been well established that Gigi is a goldigger whore who likes powerful people and money."}
+{"text":"Gigi likes powerful people lol, that's not her character at all."}
+{"text":"It works out for her. People like her exist because simps can't help themselves."}
+{"text":"This series was incredibly incredibly underrated. Going back for another rewatch now and it's just so charming. Sure it's ugly but the characters especially Kaminagi is just great. The Mechs are a neat concept. Despite being underrated and nobody talking about it for over a decade somehow gets another movie/special that's still waiting for subs months later. It's just so charming and Kaminagi is love. Wondering if we'll see anything else such as a cleaned up/remaster of the original"}
+{"text":"I honestly barely remember any of it outside the big twist (which is not ) and the OP song, which is nice Maybe I should rewatch"}
+{"text":"I think that's strong, but it should get more recognition than it does. I still think about the show a lot more than I expected to."}
+{"text":"Why do americans always pretend this is the message of every anime ever made?"}
+{"text":"the ED is really campy and cozy one of the things that I always remember more than op not going to spoil but that won't be the message"}
+{"text":"Would be neat to have a sequel that really goes into the advancements humanity has due to quantum entanglement. Could do millions of years in the future in distant space for instance"}
+{"text":"Sunrise, just give an OVA set between the fall of A Baoa Qu and Gundam Zeta. Char has a new VA, use the new VA. I wanna see young naive Haman too."}
+{"text":"Too overwanked, we need sublime wanks around his fragile BPD manchild psyche"}
+{"text":"Char's Deleted Affair is just unmitigated char wank by a hack writer. Char is Kitazume's special boy who never did anything wrong ever, is the most smartiest person on axis, and has the most specialest girl on axis throw herself at him because he's so cool and srtong. That doesn't sound too far from The Origin chapters about his past. I guess Yaz is a hack writer as well."}
+{"text":"give us flail guy, banrise..... give us aggs and zogoks in action...."}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"But Haman would have been 14 in CDA! Yeah, that lines up with Char's character perfectly."}
+{"text":"uwaahhh everything is weird and icky!!!!!! Why so many normalfags lately?"}
+{"text":"he thinks he has a choice"}
+{"text":"join the number 1 institution eating up tax payer money What did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Be less of a newfag next time."}
+{"text":"I don't recognize that game at all. The fuck"}
+{"text":"It's the one you just lost"}
+{"text":"What mecha look the most fun to pilot?"}
+{"text":"Holy shit."}
+{"text":"runs on magic, no fuel needed Self-recharging magic just like their combat orbments, unfortunately in the absence of a charging station to speed things up it could take a lot of time. At least a whole night if it's not damaged and potentially a month to recharge if it has to heal itself. Other abilities... you can teleport it it to you by using a ridiculous amount of its battery life or just make it fly to your location for an insignificant amount of energy you can \"timeskip\" by making it freeze your body so you don't need food, water, sleep...etc for months at a time Downsides... it doesn't come with a weapon, you have to make one yourself regular mechs are introduced in the story right before the magical ones and they're borderline equal in terms of fighting power The antagonist only seems formidable in his magical robot because he has like 2 years of piloting experience before everyone else."}
+{"text":"What mecha look the most fun to pilot? MUH BAEL"}
+{"text":"Character development was a a bit uneven. To put it mildly. There was also a pair of twins who are so unimportant they didn't even get included on the poster. The girl was ALMOST on the verge of becoming a real character felt like but then the show as over. Anyways Pele and China Chick were pretty cool."}
+{"text":"I imagine Im in an AT when driving a Bobcat at work. Its fun as hell."}
+{"text":"Will /ournegro/ Vanilla return this time around too?"}
+{"text":"He won't return."}
+{"text":"Vanilla tragically died from severe dehydration and a shattered pelvis"}
+{"text":"new GitS new gundam new Votoms we really are eating good this year arent we?"}
+{"text":"might be cool"}
+{"text":"Only when the food is served at the table and I'm able to finish my plate will I be able to tell you if we ate good or not."}
+{"text":"food analogy"}
+{"text":"New GITS at the very least is a known quantity"}
+{"text":"That's what you are."}
+{"text":"Are there any well written mecha shows for adults, or is it like shonen where you grow out of it?"}
+{"text":"You're a child"}
+{"text":"Genre fiction is meant for teenagers and adults yet to mature, so no, there are no mature mecha shows."}
+{"text":"If you consider the Irish to be machines, yeah."}
+{"text":"Just hide this thread. It's an attention whore looking for attention."}
+{"text":"Just LOGH"}
+{"text":"Last 90 minutes"}
+{"text":"That'd take a bunch of work and production would probably be a mess."}
+{"text":"put the entire show on youtube Link, please?"}
+{"text":"-=READ THE GUIDES=- Welcome to the Gunpla/Plamo General! For those new, please read our guides. We have many resources available to help you in many different aspects of the hobby. They're here for you! For the unclear, \"plamo\" is short for \"plastic model\". \"Gunpla\" is thus short for \"Gundam plastic model\". Many different kinds of models are built here, ranging from mecha to planes, cars, musume, you name it! If you're new, you're gonna screw up. Don't worry! If you're seasoned, don't make the newbies worry! And don't forget to report shitposting and spam. The mods don't browse /m/ too often, so it's up to YOU to help keep our general clean and civil! Why won't anyone answer my question? Be more specific, and try to provide clear images if you can. Why are my pictures sideways? 4chan strips EXIF data when images are uploaded, including the orientation tag if it's from your phone. To fix it save out your images separately, or use an app that will rotate and save the images for you. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Not made anymore"}
+{"text":"The Zeong head is a fun gimmick at least"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"looks kinda like if ZZ gundam was in gquuux"}
+{"text":"this will never release because it's fuckhuge and bandai hardly does things like that anymore"}
+{"text":"sex SEX!"}
+{"text":"seeing all our friends end up like that They all deserved those fates."}
+{"text":"Ok Jerid"}
+{"text":"You weren't ready"}
+{"text":"A containment thread fro synchtube related stuff over on Cytube. This includes.... m-adras-tea-and-film: Deacon has completely \"usurped\" control over the Tuesday timeslot and rules with an iron Hebrew fist. PTSF-THRS: I still have the good ol' Thursday timeslot of nerdy programming. mog-rog: Though he maybe injured currently, Dorkly will do his best at providing entertainment with one hand however he can on Fridays. MGRnR200X: A more dormant weekend domain, many still await for the return of the Lord of the Land, Agguguy. One day he will grace the weekends with whatever he feels like showing. All of these and more on our usual synchtube shenanigans!"}
+{"text":"Thunderbirds Are Go Are Next!"}
+{"text":"Good ti/m/e."}
+{"text":"OH SAY DOES THAT MOMO STICKER ON~ MY~ BIKE YET WA~AVE!"}
+{"text":"Must've fallen in that beam that got Captain Scarlet."}
+{"text":"I found a photo of it pre-crash it was already a little melted but you can really see the big divot in her head"}
+{"text":"Zoodiac Gundam"}
+{"text":"I don't hate fun, just poor art."}
+{"text":"Let's see your art."}
+{"text":"Snek and horse are my favorites."}
+{"text":"Where is Aquarius?"}
+{"text":"Wrong zodiac. This is the chink zodiac"}
+{"text":"be space nazi design battleships purpose built to run over cities with giant wheels actually does run over cities in a giant wheeled warship start losing against children and old people armed with Anah high command calls for a cease fire because they're buying time for ANOTHER war crime doomsday weapon break the ceasefire, go after the traumatized children who kicked your ass at least one of the kids finally had enough of your shit and shoots you while you're retreating (as armies have done since there has been armies) dies and the audience is supposed to feel bad about it because dream of building a house on earth or some shit of course, that dream was supposed to happen only after a giant massacre to get rid of people What the fuck were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"Where do you come from? If you're a yuro then you shouldn't like Zanscare, they were razing European cities in the first episodes of Victory Gundam."}
+{"text":"be space commie ftfy"}
+{"text":"t. Watches libtard Retcon"}
+{"text":"show is made to sell toys to kids. It's not that deep nigga. Just enjoy your slop and move on."}
+{"text":"He succeeded and I h8 murricans"}
+{"text":"So yeah I know its been out in Japan for a few months now and pretty much everybody agrees that its poorly edited even by compilation standards but Im still surprised at how little discussion it gets. The American release is this week and I have a ticket to see it tonight. Im feeling kinda sick today (chronic illness, not contagious) but I intend to brave it if at all possible because I really want to give this film a fair chance instead of getting all my opinions from the borg collective that is social media. Its getting double featured with EW which is kind of funny because the advertising seems to be hyping the opportunity to see a 30 year old wing movie moreso than the movie which is actually new. Feel free to spoil it I don't have high hopes and will probably post spoilers tomorrow after I've seen it. I just want to talk about anything related to urdr hunt and acknowledge that there's a new movie which isn't *technically* new but its not like anybody actually played the gacha anyways. BTW maybe its just my area but last year I had to drive an hour to get to a theater showing the gquuuuuuux compilation but somehow urdr-hunt+EW is showing in just about every theater over here in central Virginia. Seems kinda weird, even though gcucks was bad it got off to a good start and people were way more hyped for it than urdr hunt..."}
+{"text":"subs when?"}
+{"text":"The popcorn skit was fun."}
+{"text":"Tfw retards still call the game Urdr Hunt when that wasn’t what the game was called"}
+{"text":"Maybe if the game actually existed beyond being an urban myth then maybe it would be worth remembering its name."}
+{"text":"And now waiting for AYNIK to start at the theater."}
+{"text":"god what an absolute pile of shit"}
+{"text":"F91 is better than CCA"}
+{"text":"wishes he had 30 more minutes Yeah, me too. I just watched it for the first time last night. The animation was good, but it feels like the big battle episodes of MSG/Z/ZZ, but without the character build ups or ramping up of tension. He just needed more time on characters instead of the (well done) fight scenes. Quess and Hathaway were pointless outside of adding child characters just to have child characters. Chan-Amuro could use a little more development and Chan should replace Kayra in scenes and as the Re-GZ pilot. Other stuff too. In general, there needs to be more talking and interaction. The movie starts at the peak of an arc, but with out the arc, you're just kind of helicoptered to the top of a mountain with no idea of why everyone else up there on the summit matters. I'm going to check out Beltorchika's Children and see what the hell Tomino was actually trying to execute."}
+{"text":"That art definitely is inferior to Kitazume's"}
+{"text":"Beltorchika's Children I'm totally confused on what the difference adn realtionships are between CCA, Hi-streamer, and Beltorchika's Children is. CCA is the main, finished movie, but then HS and BC are two different drafts of it, right? HS came first and was changed during publication to fit closer to the eventual CCA storyline, while BC is the original concept that Tomino went back to and reworked after CCA. Do I have that right?"}
+{"text":"As Hi-Streamer was serialized in Animage magazine and later presented as Char's Counterattack, I understand some readers may feel confused. I, too, found myself in a predicament, unable to make the final decision on this matter. I'd like you to understand that this situation arose from a misalignment of good intentions among all parties involved. Initially, I had a personal desire to craft Hi-Streamer as a long-running story, separate from the business constraints of television. The Animage editorial team graciously agreed to this vision. We had envisioned a narrative that would incorporate elements of the Char's Counterattack movie while continuing as Hi-Streamer, extending beyond the film's scope. However, when this work was interpreted solely as material for the film, the possibility of a continuing story vanished, leaving my original intentions hanging in the air. To address this, we reintroduced the Hi-Streamer title alongside Char's Counterattack from the second volume. Yet, unless there's an outpouring of support from readers, I fear Hi-Streamer may not see a true revival. - Tomino, in the Afterword of Hi-Streamer In an interview, Tomino mentioned that Hathaway's Flash was also going to be included into its story. Tomino's desire to craft a long running narrative and escape the trappings of Gundam was unsuccessful, he later tried that again with Gaia Gear. while BC is the original concept that Tomino went back to and reworked after CCA. Since Animage had published HS novel, Kadokawa missed out on opportunity to have a direct tie-in to the film. So the editor requested Tomino to pen something and he submitted BC quite quickly. BC is a motif novel, it is meant to supplement the film as a sort of mixed media. It is not the original concept, just one of the many versions being thrown around (one version Tomino sent to the film committee straight up did not have Mobile Suits in them)."}
+{"text":"What's your favorite /m/ debut/reveal moment? for me, Dukemon first appearance was the coolest and most hype scene in an anime show. the song used made it a flawless debut"}
+{"text":"I don’t remember any debut moments. They just show up."}
+{"text":"mogged by the introduction of SEITEN Eight Elements"}
+{"text":"I'm too busy gawking to register them as debuts"}
+{"text":"Dukemon first appearance was the coolest and most hype scene in an anime show Not even the most hype moment in that particular fight."}
+{"text":"They're wearing shirts and jeans?"}
+{"text":"New bread time?"}
+{"text":"Image limit: Also is  a bot?"}
+{"text":"It will be Hoeru VS Fire candle He will use the power of all 50 rings to save Fire Candle and then tegasword will grant him the wishes for all the others. Tegasword will fly away with his family and Mashiro will become the new tegasword."}
+{"text":"anniversary sentai followed by an experimental trio sentai even with sentai dead they couldn't stop this"}
+{"text":"dess (dess)"}
+{"text":"geso (dess)"}
+{"text":"she is literally just miku but older and with no gf"}
+{"text":"Dess!(slur)"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Are there any jobbers in mecha anime/manga/games worse than Iguazu or Jerid?"}
+{"text":"name a relevant kill Char gets during the Gryps conflict himself"}
+{"text":"I always got the impression Char wasn't a _bad_ pilot per se, but much of his success was a mix of balls and surprise so once everybody and their brother can pilot an MS he's a mid pilot and a mid newtype in a big ocean instead of THE ACE OF THE OYW"}
+{"text":"Jerid is my favorite character, actually."}
+{"text":"Uhh he killed Quattro."}
+{"text":"to A.I. And it's even AC. form not Ibis one"}
+{"text":"You have to pick a side."}
+{"text":"The left."}
+{"text":"Authentic machu scent included?"}
+{"text":"wasn't nyan the one with a black sports bra? All I remember machu wearing is pic-rel and that striped bikini."}
+{"text":"don't worry these ones have his name on it so you never forget how much you paid for them."}
+{"text":"It has been quite some a while since the last time we did this."}
+{"text":"Shindeiru"}
+{"text":"pootis POW! Hahaa!"}
+{"text":"Don't forget about Sky Girls..."}
+{"text":"Do you write reminders on your calendar to make sky girls threads?"}
+{"text":"Already forgot them."}
+{"text":"No he isn't Yes, he is. Hoeru does nothing but exist. He has no personality outside of a catch phrase. He has no reason to fight in this contest. He obviously doesn't care about any of the other characters. The episodes with Origa and Sasuke really hammered it home. Origa asks Tega Sword why he chose Hoeru and he just says 'watch and see' and all that happens is the other Gozygugers show up and give him food despite the fact that he has done absolutely nothing for them this entire show. If you asked me why they all stick around Hoeru, I would honestly have to say they do it out of pity because he is portrayed as either a hapless idiot or a flippant jerk. Takaharu might have been generic but he at least gave a shit. I hope you're right, anon. Hopefully everything is stepped up a notch. I don't want to imagine a new show on the level of Gozyuger."}
+{"text":"If you asked me why they all stick around Hoeru, I would honestly have to say they do it out of pity He's the house pet they have shared custody of."}
+{"text":"Hoeru is Akiko trying her hand at Takumi without realizing why Takumi worked"}
+{"text":"Great episode."}
+{"text":"Tomino never made a bad gundam series"}
+{"text":"A lot of people hate ZZ, Turn A and G-Reco but those people have subhuman taste"}
+{"text":"What about King Gainer?"}
+{"text":"What about it?"}
+{"text":"It's probably one of the worst Gundam shows"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"Is msubs the same guys who did L-Gaim?"}
+{"text":"We did the back half of L-Gaim, though only partial overlap in staff."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"arigatou"}
+{"text":"Up left up bump"}
+{"text":"If lalah never died would char have become as cool and level headed as frontal with his ideals?"}
+{"text":"if Amuro is in the Alex then you've got Sayla in the Gundam, and I think that combo could do it"}
+{"text":"You think ikeda sleeps with an amuro daki? I would"}
+{"text":"No, it's sexier to rawdog it and not be a mess from it"}
+{"text":"How many Scopedog variants are there and which are your favourites?"}
+{"text":"A scopedog holding a different gun counts as a scopedog variant, it's impossible to count Like, Chirico alone has like 30 different Turbo Customs"}
+{"text":"More variants incoming."}
+{"text":"It will be really retro."}
+{"text":"They need more AT variants."}
+{"text":"The original."}
+{"text":"Gundam Wing 30th Anniversary video releases most relevant Gundam has been in decades does nothing with continues to make more UCslop retard alert"}
+{"text":"It sold way more model kits than G, which is all that matters to Bandai Wing got a fucking sequel. Not just any sequel but an OVA sequel with high quality animation and redesigned mecha. No other 90s Gundam show got a sequel"}
+{"text":"eww Relena is supposed to be a sticc"}
+{"text":"wrong, Relena is supposed to be a snow bunny."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Silly question but does anyone have the original Gundam planting rice image?"}
+{"text":"So if I understand this right, he can't stop but he's not a soldier?"}
+{"text":"Fuck off tourist."}
+{"text":"I want to see this level of testosterone more often."}
+{"text":"地獄に落ちた戦士たちぃいいい"}
+{"text":"Any good retro or modern ecchi mecha or toku show you guys like or know of?"}
+{"text":"Search for the group \"A.S.T.A.\" Season 2 was already funded and complete by the time the full doujin was published. \"The publishing h-doujin to fund the second season\" was likely started as a joke made about getting the DVDs published."}
+{"text":"giwtwm That must feel wonderful."}
+{"text":"Is the new anime good? Been thinking of giving it a spin."}
+{"text":"this show is underrated. i wish they'd make more like this. based fukuda knew how to give the fans what they want"}
+{"text":"this show is underrated. that show is a damn trainwreck"}
+{"text":"despite his popularity, Nagai has lots of obscure works"}
+{"text":"Nagai has lots of obscure works Such as?"}
+{"text":"Thats a thing with all old mangaka. They used to pump out a bunch of short serializations so youd have a Dante for every Devilman someone like Go Nagai makes. Sometime ago every magazine seems to have started gunning for decade long running series so for the newer gen of mangaka you only get like one or two notable works they made at all because it ran for 10 years or more."}
+{"text":"Groizer X Big Daitarn Mechazaula Govarian Mao Dante"}
+{"text":"Salacia"}
+{"text":"Nagai is not popular anymore."}
+{"text":"Were most of the Neo Zeon mobile suits in ZZ made and developed in Axis? If so then why Char stop making their own mobile suits in-house and have Anaheim to made it for them?"}
+{"text":"Kys, Duel, nobody wants you here."}
+{"text":"Spamming images with no other reason than to spam on an image board is bad."}
+{"text":"You know damn fucking well what the issue is you disingenuous cocking sucking faggot"}
+{"text":"*Axia Delta"}
+{"text":"Stop blaming others for your shit and kys, Duel."}
+{"text":"Make a list of your seven favorite mechs of all time. This is now your Seven Force"}
+{"text":"Goemon Impact Gespent Mk II Golden Silver Beastector Wolfgunblood & Garopa Xiga Bangai-O"}
+{"text":"3 is enough."}
+{"text":"What's a gundam doing besiges Getter and Mazin?"}
+{"text":"Mazinger Z (Zero) Great Mazinger (Zero) Mazinkaiser Great Mazinkaiser Shin Getter Shin Getter Dragon Grendizer U"}
+{"text":"What if the Zaku was sexy?"}
+{"text":"looks like a trooned out mobile suit"}
+{"text":"I want to see jackets on more mobile suits."}
+{"text":"What if the Dom took some clues from the White Gundam and the GM EX?"}
+{"text":"I wrote up a Marauder III a while ago. /tg/ didn't much like it (my fluff sucks) but I maintain the \"what if Marauder but smaller\" does make for a fun if mediocre little mech."}
+{"text":"What if… oh no no no no…!"}
+{"text":"I don't like the Kamen Riders that uses devices to transform. I get it, they are toys to be sold. But I think Kamen Riders that just transform using their will are much cooler- the belts and other gears can show up as they transforms."}
+{"text":"Looks fruity"}
+{"text":"Who designed this crap? You can see the seams and glue on the obvious plastic helmet."}
+{"text":"You can see the seams Those are the slits for the suit actor's eyes, retard. glue on the obvious plastic helmet Every suit looks cheap if you look close enough."}
+{"text":"seams Retard."}
+{"text":"Also Z0 and J"}
+{"text":"Lelouch all the way at the edge fucking Inu Yasha gets higher billing by being right next to the Gundam also no acknowledgement of Witch Hunter Robin despite it being Murase's directorial debut Why."}
+{"text":"fucking Inu Yasha gets higher billing As it should be"}
+{"text":"What does Inuyasha have that I don't?"}
+{"text":"The Akira anime they announced before COVID and then never brought up again"}
+{"text":"By having a child as undeniable proof that he, in fact, ended up with a love interest. For all the back and forth on who Lelouch should romantically be involved with, neither C.C or Kallen ended up marrying or having Lelouch's children. And before anyone asks, their clones from the gacha don't count."}
+{"text":"Granbelm was a fine tale, but I wished it had more... presence, is the word? Any kind of follow up would sadly render the point of the story moot..."}
+{"text":"There's always a possibility of a prequel or AU (won't happen though)"}
+{"text":"Granbelm was surprisingly good and you could tell the creators really loved 2D mecha animation. The most likely thing for it would probably be a Super Robot Wars appearance, and your mileage might vary on how likely that is. The mechs would be great though."}
+{"text":"Have you ever written mecha fanfic? Are you writing mecha fanfic? Share your ideas!"}
+{"text":"Kabuto and Kamille Who tops?"}
+{"text":"Jamitov and Haman both get assassinated at the earliest points possible Scirocco and Bask civil war, Glemmy shows up with Axis. Operation Stardust does achieve all of its goals and aims, with Delaz and Gato both surviving This would be an AEUG nightmare, Gato in Axis' ace suits would be awful. But him and Delaz would likely join Glemmy with Glemmy being Gihren's son and all, then Haman would have a real problem on her hands."}
+{"text":"when i was 16 i wrote a boarding school fic for gundam seed/destiny i also did a lot of gundam rp which borders on fanfic i guess, although those were OG plots all of the time. i actually desperately want to revisit gundam rp so if someone is interested get at me"}
+{"text":"I've been slowly developing a Gundam AU that's basically a retelling of the UC except everything is multiplied by 10 or 100 and it's heavily influenced by Dune/Foundation. In my mind it's called \"Gundam but Good.\""}
+{"text":"I don't really write fanfics, though I sometimes run mecha TTRPG sessions. Never finish any of them though"}
+{"text":"He is Japanese. Is what he said true? Only secondaries liked Zeta Gundam and it was seen as the Seed Destiny of the 80s?"}
+{"text":"Someone did try to sus out the real reason Sanyo pulled their sponsorship, and they believe it was actually poor sales for their VCR and assorted home theater equipment rather than the heater incident (since that happened before Layzner)."}
+{"text":"I won't let a few facts get in the way of a good narrative"}
+{"text":"It is funny how something completely unrelated to the business of mecha anime ended up tanking the show."}
+{"text":"Ehoba is a weird autist. Take everything he posts with a grain of salt. That being said this post happily leaves out how popular Zeta was with the Otaku crowd. Kamille,Char and Four all appeard in otaku magazines character polls as top characters and \"Forever Four\" got voted episode of the year. This also doesn't mention how well Zeta Gundam's Laserdiscs sold upon release. Mecha in general was a falling genre. Also this post conveniently eaves out Zeta episodes 46-49 being within the 6 or 7 % viewer rating (aka the same as Layzner on average) Zeta being in the 5% range seems actually a bit rare all things considered. The finale getting that might be a error on that website considering the recap in between of Z to ZZ was viewed much higher."}
+{"text":"So why are you lying anon? to earn some brownie point so that you can score some easy pussy?"}
+{"text":"Rideback is a nice little show, but I got wonder, how little is too little when it comes to how mecha there is to pilot when it's barely as a tall as the pilot..."}
+{"text":"I think it took a bit for the plot to come to a head"}
+{"text":"I just remember it getting to the main plot too quickly, and the main plot being too grandiose with government conspiracies or some shit. I just wanted races/competitions on weird ass bikemechthings"}
+{"text":"All I vaguely remember is that the ahow's story started with robot bike races. Sort of like Intial D but with robot bikes. She was special because she was a dancer, and could use her dancing ability to win races. But then the show went crazy in the 2nd half and introduced government conspiracies, and the military invading cities. I stopped paying attention. It's clear the author wanted to write about the military and wars. He should have just done that to begin with instead of pretending the show was about mecha bike races."}
+{"text":"I liked it. Wish it had porn"}
+{"text":"why is this show so underrated? i'm rewatching it right now and i don't remember it being this kino. it's very visually compelling with lots of great shots, some of the best fight choreography i've seen in gundam, and unique mobile suit design."}
+{"text":"people were just done with the story of UC at that point That's not true."}
+{"text":"Then why did UC switch over to exclusively to OYW stories after? Before Victory each entry carried the timeline forward a bit, from Zeta to ZZ to CCA to Victory. After that it's exclusively OYW wank for almost 20 years till Unicorn"}
+{"text":"because that's what sells, the fact that the UC OYW sells kinda disproves that UC was done"}
+{"text":"Allegedly, Imagawa wanted to make a sequel to Victory called \"Polcarino Gundam\" but Bandai forced the G Gundam concept on him."}
+{"text":"You're agreeing with me? It sells because, as I said, people were done with UC as an \"ongoing story\" and only used it for side stories taking place around the original that don't change anything. It took almost twenty years before people were ready for a forward moving UC again with Unicorn essentially being a reboot for \"what comes next after CCA\". It was definitely the right call. G-Gundam in addition to being awesome was the exact kind of shake up the franchise needed at that point. It being so radically different also helped things later AU's that were more in line with UC like AC and CE much easier to swallow for the audience, it's harder to go \"not muh gundam\" when G set the bar for how different you could make things so high. Like I don't think Wing would have been so popular if G hadn't been there to give it context."}
+{"text":"How is Gundam SEED? From m experience online the only Gundam series I've seen called really bad is Wing, but it seems SEED also has its detractors Worth giving a watch?"}
+{"text":"From m experience online the only Gundam series I've seen called really bad is Wing Seems like you don't have a lot of experience online. Every Gundam series is called bad, no exceptions. There are loud haters for each one of them. Just watch what you're interested and form your own opinions."}
+{"text":"Seed is a 7/10 show. When the Freedom Gundam is introduced it turns into a 3/10 show."}
+{"text":"why does china love it then?"}
+{"text":"SEED is definitely not worth giving a watch outside of scratching an itch to see what all the hubub is about. Some of the tech is cool(Phase shift,Mirage Koolaid, Striker packs and Coordinators) but thats kinda it. The characters and plot itself are fairly unengaging and youll spend more time getting over the nonsense that surrounds Kiras character. The fights in the show arent great either so its largely a show about a few cool ideas but the story beats arent as cool as what actually fascilitates the show."}
+{"text":"why is /m/ so bad"}
+{"text":"/cgl/ is a board for the following: • Cosplay • Lolita • J-fashion • Conventions & gatherings • Sewing & prop-making • Craftsmanship tools/materials & tutorials • LARPing • Discussing accessories such as wigs/circle lenses/prosthetics/makeup (These must be within the context of the board-related topics listed above; weight loss threads should be kept in /fit/, beauty and fashion generals should be kept in /fa/) Our board rules are simple: • Thread content must be related to one of the categories covered in the list above. Off-topic threads and replies will be deleted. • Singling people out maliciously is not tolerated and will result in a ban. 4chan is not your personal army. The singling out rule applies to vendetta threads and replies being made to attack a specific person, as well as predatory behavior like doxing. Discussing an individual in general isn't against the rules as long as it's done within context of cosplay/lolita/j-fashion. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's not fair"}
+{"text":"I kinda know that feel I guess"}
+{"text":"Only kinda?"}
+{"text":"I doubt lesbians are interested in me Since all I want is to watch them..."}
+{"text":"It's cool that we have a local thread! I'm going to Dokomi (same as most people here probably) but I don't have any other plans. Are any of the cons in Berlin good? I know LBM is kinda nearby and it's pretty well known, maybe I should head there."}
+{"text":"I love sushi"}
+{"text":"i was thinking as going as araragi but if theres gonna be a monogatari sakuracon meetup i will for sure do it"}
+{"text":"Is it happening? I think it's happening"}
+{"text":"I love sushi"}
+{"text":"All this Monogatari talk has got me going. I own a Hachikuji cos and went as her last year so why not again??? Or maybe I'll invest in Nadeko."}
+{"text":"fucking gorgeous"}
+{"text":"anyone pick this up?"}
+{"text":"or this"}
+{"text":"groundbreaking"}
+{"text":"Hard to find any gothic aristocrat. Well, at least im 5'4 and thin, so i hope my curse can be a blessing too."}
+{"text":"We're once again approaching the time for AWA. Anyone here going? Any interesting cosplays you're working on? Will there be a /cgl/ meetup? Dates are December 18th through December 21st, 2025, located at the Georgia World Congress Center, Building C."}
+{"text":"speak for yourself i love fat bitches"}
+{"text":"Blerd hands typed this post"}
+{"text":"Nah, the commoditization of anime fandoms has made it so ethots and tourist sluts roam plenty. But there were always some hot actual nerdy girls around in cute outfits. I know zoomers haven't been to many cons, but it's okay if people are allowed to show a little more skin. Sadly I see many of the young dudes practicing their shariah law and wanting women to cover those ankles up."}
+{"text":"Yeah I had a group but most of them took the suits off after a few hours. nya? Either way you were at the Signia lobby so ball knowledge. lol that's pretty funny"}
+{"text":"its not that. its the weird horseshoe that happened in the last 10 or so years. Cons used to be the place of counter culture, including the risque` because the conservative prudes who noticed anime would have moral panic/dismissal as cartoon porns. There was a sexual liberation bend to it. Then, it became a war on the conventionally attractive, at least when it comes to females for being sexist/misogynistic/patriarchal fantasy fulfillment. males had a different problem."}
+{"text":"I'm too old to understand this subculture please enlighten me like how do you feel when you larp as an anime character makes you feel like"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"This but I'm the one that is holding the leash"}
+{"text":"Me on the right right before I pin her down and tear her clothes off and go beast mode!"}
+{"text":"Its an excuse to dress up \"sexy\" and \"attractive\" in a socially acceptable setting. Also my cosplays tend to get lots of attention - i guess that's something i like."}
+{"text":"Also the times that i did non \"sexy\" characters - i got absolutely zero comments. Shingo from Initial D (complete with steering wheel) and the Moxie Guy (at a maine convention). I'll stay with my manwhore outfits since they actually get results."}
+{"text":"Why am I the only one making these Edition WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDOL ORIGINAL SONG OUTFIT EVENT"}
+{"text":"Star Garden is ahead of its time. Where this scene is a lot less niche and the performers are a lot better."}
+{"text":"this post stinks of canadian redditor. love the alternate reality where having a lob is cronyism. also strawberry sunday existed before asayoru and they started out as cringe kpop cosplay dancers. just like you. cosplay photogs taking free pictures of a cosplayer is an inside job if i didn't personally see it then it doesn't exist. take your meds. it ran late both days. the taiwanese were the best group but unsurprisingly got ignored for maids. there was more live singing, but still too much cosplay dancing. the vtumor fans don't show up when vtumors aren't involved which is a significant profit loss. idol party is the same price, there's no cosplayers, there's no vtubers, there's no stinky chinese pushing their way past you in a crowded traffic jam, its the same acts that are worth seeing, it's indoors, and you get a complimentary drink."}
+{"text":"there we a delay but not as bad as the shit show from USIF, they should cut out some of the cosplay performers and divide that time into rest breaks i really find it funny how ashes showed up in vtumor form to support his wotagays"}
+{"text":"it's also funny how the vtuber version of ashes has the same idol outfit they wore irl and all together resembles flesh ashes but is skinny."}
+{"text":"no shit arcane is subpar drew only uses it to fulfill his maid harem fantasy cuz he's a retard chud"}
+{"text":"There are plenty of attractive white girls who cosplay, but there are no attractive white boys. Some pretty boys would fit in with the bishounen aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Well Lelouch wasn’t known for lipstick & Darth Vader prosthetics are kinda challenging since all the scars are on the top & back of the head so I just chose to wear the helmet"}
+{"text":"you have good proportions for clamp-tier anime men, it'd be cool if you got the helmet and cape for Lelouch, or the contacts. Makeup also goes further than just lipstick, even men can benefit from foundation, concealer, contouring, subtle eye makeup, especially girly clamp male characters. You have a good body, if you got better shots/had better backgrounds, I think you could do well. You should get a wig for Lelouch, though."}
+{"text":"Women expect male cosplayers to have the bodies of men and the faces of women. This is not something that is typical in nature and is more akin to an anime fantasy."}
+{"text":"I kind of have that (persian/white genetics but they actually came out okay) but I never keep myself skinny enough to do yaoi-bait cosplayers and wind up letting my five o'clock shadow grow"}
+{"text":"Asian men can attain that. Which proves anime is based off Japanese features and characteristics."}
+{"text":"May 15th - 17th, 2026. Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Do you have a cosplay picked out yet? Any particular events or panels you're hoping to catch? What part of the convention floor are you most drawn to? Are you traveling in from out of town or staying nearby? Will you be attending solo or with friends?"}
+{"text":"Nah its fine the board moves slow anyway, it gives us a place to discuss"}
+{"text":"This is also the last con left that will get so many posts, so far out....for whatever that's worth"}
+{"text":"Probably just the pedo gulls making it so they can infight like always. All the threads from Illinois just got like 80% of their posts purged."}
+{"text":"unironically the 2 retards who fight eachother in these threads made it to stir up drama. Theres really only like 5 of us who arent schizophrenic and post in these threads"}
+{"text":"Oddly neither of us made this thread. One of the gulls did and I know which one."}
+{"text":"just over a month away no thread Seriously what happened? I heard some BS happened last year but it wasn't bad enough to wipe discussion off the board was it? Just got my room filled and looking forward to it."}
+{"text":"What the hell were these brands and why were they there? It feels like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for brands, I’m surprised ACDC rag wasn’t there seeing as they’d be in little Tokyo a week later. Even Venia is an outlier because their pieces are beautiful but I think local sweaty weebs wouldn’t drop $500 on a jacket at a convention."}
+{"text":"Damn, is /cgl/ truly dead if there has been only one ALA thread this year?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to post more during the con but the hotel wifi was blocked :("}
+{"text":"you mean 4chan blocked the wifi. theyre trying to censor us"}
+{"text":"everyone that isn't old is on d*scord"}
+{"text":"coords with depth for the chilly season"}
+{"text":"Is anyone going to this convention or is it actually dead?"}
+{"text":"jeez, what a humiliating advert"}
+{"text":"Late 20s cosplayer who was active pre pandemic and did fanservice cosplays Pre Pandemic, most cosplay girls(even the ero ones) where definitely nerds, hot girls who found an outlet and overall it felt more authentic 2025? I go to a con and the popular or attractive girls are either failed models, athletes, fitness addicts who are trying to make it big in the cosplay and anime world by being an influencer"}
+{"text":"fuck, i need to go to comiket someday. i really want to meet nonsummerjack and i’m guessing even though she was on a poster advertising a hostess bar in shinjuku, i’m pretty sure she is NOT on the menu"}
+{"text":"Might have something to do with the pandemic, and how mire normies had time with anime and other nerd-stuff Only explination I have"}
+{"text":"Normie girls figured out our nerd girl's game of farming us dork guys for attention and perhaps a living. There used to be a term: \"Convention hot\". Average dorky girls who were hot because they were cosplaying a sexy/beloved character at a convention of guys who knew they weren't prime cuts of meat themselves. Once upon a time, society was more balanced in 'looks-matching'. Average dork girls were courted by average dork guys and some future dorks were eventually spawned and raised in dork families and all was right in the world. Then the Fire Nation atta-- Jokes aside the more desirable humans realized there was virgin (literally) ground to explore and exploit. A socio-sexual niche to fill. Society (thanks social media) now promotes everyone chasing the absolute pinnacle of their desired sex and nowhere is sacred, every space is now a stage to try and rut. No reservations for the more vulnerable life. Dorks skitter desperately to avoid being stomped on by the giant paws of the 10s, their hopes of getting a date or enjoying their dork hobby shattered like the social ground beneath the feet of these heedless megafauna. I've noticed it in every space initially set up by society's less than top tier potential dates. Sooner or later the more attractive normies start infiltrating. Chad so he can farm easy attention and ONS' from the girls, and Stacys so they can farm male attention from all-too-eager guys, and maybe promote their pics/videos for hard cash, etc."}
+{"text":"This is what I mean, yes before u had sexy girls and fanservice, but it was mostly conventionally hot or girls who were into those games or animes Now it's girls who are legitimately former models, former college athletes, take all kinds of performance drugs at the gym"}
+{"text":"girls who are legitimately former models, former college athletes, take all kinds of performance drugs at the gym burgerfag so take with grain of salt re: other countries' cons, but most of these 'professional cosplay models' only really show up in person at the big industry cons (AX, ANYC) and maybeee the big party cons (katsu, holmat, etc). they're still very much an outlier at most mid-large anime cons. your average con will have lots of pretty girls glammed up in heavy makeup, yes, but not really the kind of normie models turned 'pro cosplayers' you're talking about. also, in the big industry cons' case, they're often hired to be there. it's essentially nerdy atmosphere modeling. these girls do it because the cons themselves are offering lucrative modeling opportunities...male con execs have decided this is what the richer simps want and thus are bankrolling models to \"enhance the experience.\" retarded, sure, and antithetical to the spirit of cons, but it's average corpo-con bullshit. they're appealing to the guys who choose to spend their strip club money on dorkshit for a weekend. best of both worlds i guess"}
+{"text":"larp thread again as the previous one is yet again in auto sage now 37,8% slower than ever previous thread"}
+{"text":"You seem very hostile. I don't think my LARP would accept you. We don't go for the kind of drama you seem to be about"}
+{"text":"You should get Kirk'd."}
+{"text":"It would be awesome to have someone play a late 13th century Templar knight who talks a big game about going to free the holy land, but is actually just the local financier using their tax exempt status to help the local merchants hide their money. Just difficult to fit in a fantasy setting."}
+{"text":"Oh, you 100% can in games with more social aspects, and it would be so cool. Essentially, you're a Mafia loan shark with a I'm veneer of respectability and the power of the church (either real, or just publicly perceived). No no no, these are not my knee breaking goons, these are just my humble pilgrims who wish to make sure that you return the order's generosity in a timely manner...\" But that doesn't fit the average chud's preconceived notions of \"cool\"."}
+{"text":"It would be awesome to have someone play a late 13th century Templar knight who talks a big game about going to free the holy land, but is actually just the local financier using their tax exempt status to help the local merchants hide their money. a Jewish Templar is actually a really cool concept."}
+{"text":"ramona closet cosplay lolzz"}
+{"text":"This outfit gives Jamie Hewlett early gorillaz tank girl vibes I like it"}
+{"text":"cosplaying as furniture?"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"woah when did angie cosplay ramona???"}
+{"text":"I've been watching quite a few tutorials and gonna try a full suit of foam soon, and it's always good to learn from people who got previous experiences. Any hints about working with foam? Especially when making breast plates, straight edges and modeling it up to 90º curves in armour"}
+{"text":"Make sure you buy a good quality high density foam, otherwise, working with it is a mess."}
+{"text":"Post those seagull feels. My cosplay friend is 23 but looks about 12. We like to tease her, saying that all of her fans are pedos. Well, we might stop now... Her Discord mod didn't show up to Dragoncon. Guess what he was arrested for? And my Etsy order from the UK cancelled. Previous:"}
+{"text":"A real man wouldn't care."}
+{"text":"Good point But a real man would also have his own flat/house, or at least family at this point"}
+{"text":"nah. be you. do your own thing."}
+{"text":"I finally have the money, time and guts to cosplay one of my favourite characters ever and do them some real justice, but I'm too old, and social media means everyone will roast me and upload it. Why didn't I cosplay younger characters when I was younger and suited them better. Feels bad, man."}
+{"text":"In my experience, if youre ugly, nobody will take your picture"}
+{"text":"Boobanon edition Last thread autoaged and image limit"}
+{"text":"Most of the dramu with her is literally a decade old by now desu. You'll be fine fapping to her, anon."}
+{"text":"if they just accept being subby Keep dreaming"}
+{"text":"Who is that She looks familiar?"}
+{"text":"mentioned in the other post, it's vkryp"}
+{"text":"Any jfash style"}
+{"text":"suzupoii thread"}
+{"text":"Shes the prettiest girl ever"}
+{"text":"Maid suzu is best suzu"}
+{"text":"she needs a trib"}
+{"text":"Imagine if she cosplayed as the Sophie Turner Lara Croft We would literally be so fucking back"}
+{"text":"I want to date suzu. She is so cute Is she aware of the huge amount of tribs to her pics?"}
+{"text":"Is cosplay dinergoth?"}
+{"text":"2 years I graduated in 2007, just in time to watch all my friends' life trajectories get annihilated in the 2008 crash when suddenly nobody anywhere was hiring. The current situation (starting with covid and continuing to accelerate to this day) has merely been a long-delayed second shoe dropping."}
+{"text":"Absolutely. Even a lot of the ones that become big deals have trashy roots."}
+{"text":"The most diner goth thing I can think of is Cosplaying as a nameless Ghoul from the band Ghost at ColossalCon Could probably add on more like what beer they've got in hand but I don't know enough on that subject to make an authoritative brand namedrop"}
+{"text":"Films/tv shows that are based on cosplay/con culture or at least reference it in some way. I felt that 2Kawaii4Comfort was (for better or worse) the most accurate description of going to a small con and having a bad time at it. It's a shame it ended on a cliffhanger."}
+{"text":"My Dress-up Darling Now that the manga is over, I can share my final thoughts on it. What I thought was going to be a bunch of fan service turned out to be a cute story that felt like a love letter to cosplay (that also just happened to have fan service). I felt like the story started to go up-and-down in quality after the infamous love hotel scene with new characters that I liked, but didn't really love. I also say that I think the ended felt weirdly rushed. [ENDING SPOILERS] **[spoiler]The ending where Gojo confessed randomly at her house did feel a little rushed, but at the same time it felt real to how and actual confusion by a socially awkward teen would go. Often manga go crazy with moments like that, but that moment felt like an actually guy struggling with his emotions and being real about them. [/spoiler]**"}
+{"text":"I talked to a dude at AXC about this. I think his name was \"Dave\" or \"Luke\" or some gay shit like that. It's a bit lame that it's being animated but what can you do. I think SBN3 will be involved somehow"}
+{"text":"Kings of Con"}
+{"text":"Kings of Con I'm 1 episode into this and I'm hooked. I managed to find it streaming for free on Plex."}
+{"text":"I just saw the latest announcement from 2Kawaii4Comfort. GTA 6 is set to release on November 19, 2026, so I guess we can expect more to drop anytime before that date."}
+{"text":"Anyone here going? I'm a local so I'm definitely going but national harbor is a 50 minute drive or a 2 hour train ride for me. Not sure what I wanna do. I heard parking is too expensive and that most if not all hotels and airbnb's are sold out"}
+{"text":"i love a good ntr story"}
+{"text":"it was probably me that took anon's gf. Sorry, anon, I couldn't help it. You know what they say. Once you go black, you never go back."}
+{"text":"gz on qt black gf anon!"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between some trap crossplaying, and every other troon you see just being some fat dude with zero makeup growing out their norwood 4 hairline wearing a skirt and leggings (that don't hide their unshaven leg hair at all)."}
+{"text":"tfw normies don't know Man-Faye"}
+{"text":"What's the worst con you've been to? Bonus points for dead ones."}
+{"text":"in Detroit You probably could have stopped there."}
+{"text":"CreepIE con I guess. Probably not the worst con but it was basically just a vendor hall and autograph signings. They had a \"haunted house\" which was just a cubicle maze with the lights off and 2 hooded people jumping out at you. The arcade had really old cabinets like Dig dug and Pac Man with broken or sticky controls. The chili dog I got from the food truck was runny and undercooked. I ducked out and had more fun at the nearby mall. At least people were cosplaying as horror characters though."}
+{"text":"When it's 2 PM on Saturday The floor's empty Everybody crammed inside the ONE and only event that's getting any attention Not the sign of a worst-ever con but definitely no better than C-tier"}
+{"text":"play some vidya when a con can't even provide this experience in big 2026, it's too boring to even post about."}
+{"text":"Anime Otapia"}
+{"text":"I'M GONNA GUM!"}
+{"text":"what an amazing body she has, with that sexy face, I also like the characters she choose"}
+{"text":"The only cosplayer who truly makes me act unwise"}
+{"text":"potato from miiacord?"}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"Jesus christ how disgusting. Legs look terrible with all that cellulite."}
+{"text":"That's not cellulite that's gaussian blur"}
+{"text":"Its fat. She's fat."}
+{"text":"Jesus she's so fine"}
+{"text":"They said the same thing about halloween. To me it sounded like, \"not scaring people\" but I've seen dude in an eggplant costume on the trains before."}
+{"text":"women know, I don't expect a moid to understand"}
+{"text":"kek, only place for it desu are people really like you irl"}
+{"text":"I don't live in Japan but why are these threads hit with absolute seething?"}
+{"text":"it's because to many it's the 'mecca' of cosplay and validation that you made it. There are so many people I met at cons and cgl meetups who are going to Japan soon(tm) just one more year and we got it, just one a few more klarna payments for my flight to AX! Comiket and Japan in general here is a sore reminder that people here are stuck at home or stuck in debt so of course you'll get the worst of cgl since you're poking the bear. Also most people like in this photo could not understand the basic sign in the picture, get lost, and confused, and then realize that line con in the USA is potato chips to what comiket has."}
+{"text":"Any good Latex / Vinil / Tight and shiny cosplays?"}
+{"text":"Like how many cosplayers have that combination of costumes, specially from that manufacturer? There might be some truth on some earlier comments that she's with some eccentric rich person."}
+{"text":"I don't think they're the same costumes, similar? Y, but same? maybe not"}
+{"text":"One Russian latex site was run by a couple, she was a model and a lawyer and he was the photographer and a banker. They had a lot of money to spend on top of the line latex. So yes, people are able and willing to spend a lot of money on latex."}
+{"text":"Fucking love octokuro her porn is great"}
+{"text":"That's definitely her from what I see, those shoulder outlines also look too similar and as the guy said earlier, having that those HQ and Asuka costumes in the closet is too close to be a coincidence. Lots of russian cosplayers that are still democratic but are stuck in the homeland do porn to make ends meet, so that isn't surprising."}
+{"text":"Fourteen people were arrested and 10 victims were rescued in a human sex trafficking sting at San Diego Comic-Con Convention. The San Diego Human Trafficking Task Force conducted a three-day operation ahead of the weekend bust, California Attorney General Rob Bonta said in a news release on Tuesday, adding that among those rescued was a 16-year-old girl. Law enforcement officers went undercover as sex buyers to identify and arrest traffickers, as well as find potential victims, according to the attorney general's officers. Undercover police also posted ads seeking sex as part of the operation."}
+{"text":"every female cosplayer is a prostitute"}
+{"text":"so some police officers were caught soliciting sex and they arrested some innocent bystanders to cover it up?"}
+{"text":"They tried to traffic me at a con in 2019. I was drugged, and sexually and physically assaulted. Fortunately, I'm was too much of a contrarian to get out of the venue so they beat me up and propped me in a corner. I still go to cons and party by myself. They should have killed me."}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"Women will complain about men like they're the worst thing in the world while hanging out with their \"best friend\", another woman, who is in fact the most toxic destructive presence in her life outside of herself."}
+{"text":"A thread for telling stories about anything and nothing - funny, roommate horror, party shenanigans, creeps, things you wished you didn't see, etc. Be me Walking around con floor with friend I just met the day before He is fairly high at this point in time Tells me he wants to try and find some bitches to bring back to the hotel room I'm down, decide to try to be a wingman to him at the very least He is cosplaying as Loid Forger See thicc qt3.14 Yor cosplayer Approach.wav \"That's a really sweet Yor cosplay, my friend here has been trying to find a Yor cosplayer for a photo\" She sees him behind me They start talking To my surprise, he has some fair rizz A second Yor cosplayer approaches, she seems to know the other one Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"After reading the entire thread I noticed how many of the stories involved alcohol or weed. I'm a straight edge who's never had weed and only drinks at home. Am I missing out?"}
+{"text":"Drinking at cons later in the night definitely has definitely the experience for me, not to mention so many other people are drinking at that point."}
+{"text":"definitely has enhanced*"}
+{"text":"Drinking improves an already good time. Don't use it to try to improve a bad one. straight edge drinks at home That isn't the straightest edge I've heard of but okay"}
+{"text":"are omori cosplayers common at cons? I would really like to see a basil at some point but idk of there are any that are actually cute boys and not obese 16 year old lesbians"}
+{"text":"Thread for posting your cosplays, or asking advice on cosplaying. Stop making singular threads for your cosplays, newfags, this isnt reddit"}
+{"text":"Well they must exist SOMEWHERE"}
+{"text":"I dunno if you can sew but assuming it's the color combo that's the issue this would be very easy to diy by buying one with black sleeves/neckline and just replacing the torso part with yellow, using the pieces from the original shirt as your pattern."}
+{"text":"Honestly thats a option if I could get the right kinda yellow That one is wrong wrong, the fucking sleeves are 3/4. The problem is misaki has bizarro full long sleeve ones Long sleeve raglan are rare as hell for whatever reason rn. Of current options go to shit I'll fucking get patterns and DIY the shit out of spite At least a denim mini is easy as hell. Getting the puzzle top would need custom printjob however I think"}
+{"text":"Total noob at sewing here. I decided on a certain cosplay and want to ask a pro for help and sewing patterns. But do people even need those once they are proficient? Maybe it's all eyeballing and it's a dumb thing to ask. And maybe even shameless to ask since I basically want to copy her work"}
+{"text":"Bald-caps for cosplay? Anything I should take into consideration? Which are good ones? What should I avoid, when I want to buy one?"}
+{"text":"Note this thread is for the kind of self improvement Jiraimaxxing like tips and tutorials on makeup, hair and coord styling etc, not the loser social media bully kind of Jiraimaxxing. Post all of your tips or ask questions on how to improve your look."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have inspo pics of jirai girls with tiaras? There was some Japanese girls using them at one point but now I can't find any"}
+{"text":"because the previous thread is long dead"}
+{"text":"Best Taobao shopping service to the USA? I've been out of the loop for a few years since the last time I used one."}
+{"text":"Yeah, pretty much. Too many retarded e-girls got into a watered down Menhara and a lot of Japanese Menhara wearers switched to Jirai. Another loss to the worst thing to happen to J-fashion."}
+{"text":"A lot of it now is very simplistic basic designs and not even with holofoil or anything. Meanwhile, anything that Kuua or Ezaki put out is perpetually sold out. Everything else only comes in blue and white. Arguably, almost no Western people are making menhera-style art anymore. Some of the clowncore stuff has similar themes but not often. Right now it's the season for decora if you're not into jirai or lolita. Gyaru also has a slight comeback although everyone is now a stripper, a porn star, or a stay-at-home mom."}
+{"text":"But I feel generous. You can search tenshi kaiwai and mizuiro & notice most everything is menhera or strongly reminisces down to a lot of vent art. You'll also notice it's more extreme and there's a lot of use of actual bandages, masks, eye patches, the inclusion of cat ears... and a whole lot more. Bondage straps are on a lot of outfits as well as the use of cords and headphones that it looks very medical. Also, if you say, \"But I am not into blue and white.\" Then you are screwed. Yummy! still occasionally releases a sexy nurse girl and a lot of Japanese brands including Predator Rat still occasionally release similar clothing. Kuua and Ezaki are always out of stock. Everyone else is doing an ethereal celestial thing. Most Western artists aren't and the market is flooded with AI art or I think what the other is referring to as 'retarded e-girls'. Just very simplistic motifs kind of emoji style."}
+{"text":"thanks for this rundown"}
+{"text":"Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery for cosplay? If you did, were the results favorable?"}
+{"text":"just hit the gym and eat in moderation"}
+{"text":"Nothing, you idiot."}
+{"text":"Post tits"}
+{"text":"Can't you wear fake plastic b-bs? Without implanting them. Nikke cosplayers just wear fake ones."}
+{"text":"t. petra"}
+{"text":"Texas thread died about a week ago or so... RIP, not OP of the previous Texas thread but the anon that had revived it briefly in October. Meant to revive it again this month in-time for it to reach 1-year-plus status, but had totally slipped my mind and was already too late by the time I had noticed... oh well, let's try this 1-year challenge all over again, shall we? UPCOMING NOTABLE EVENTS (for the next six months): Anime Frontier - Dec 12-14 Ecchi Expo - Dec 12-14 Ikkicon - Jan 9-11 Ushicon / Komoricon - Feb 6-8 (both in Austin, Komoricon happening on Feb 7 only) AnimeVerse Houston - Feb 13-15 WeebCon - Apr 3-5 Anime Dallas - Apr 17-19 Otaku Odyssey - May 8-10 Riverwalk Anime - May 23-24 A-Kon - Press X to Doubt (World Cup will be in town during Jun-Jul) Discuss topics about Texas cons here, including ones that have have happened recently such as Anime Impulse Dallas."}
+{"text":"They just cancelled all their events except ecchi expo, which is probably it's last year and they're folding afterwards"}
+{"text":"Dang, gonna miss Cottonwood Faire. Ain't a whole lot that happens up here."}
+{"text":"Anon, I have great news."}
+{"text":"im gonna miss ecchi expo i want texas to reform and opening up more lewd cons"}
+{"text":"Josh is proving that he's a giant bag of shit like he has been the entire time. What a massive fuck head he's been. He decided to rip off the wrong people. It's well-deserved for what happened to Fandom Events. He might have kicked off the idea that lewd cons make money, but then he runs it to the ground."}
+{"text":"Xd"}
+{"text":"don't"}
+{"text":"Nice CSS in this thread."}
+{"text":"what does CSS mean?"}
+{"text":"Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a style sheet language used for specifying the presentation and styling of a document written in a markup language, such as HTML"}
+{"text":"Do you agree with this popular cosplay girl's opinions on male cosplays?"}
+{"text":"Thank u :)"}
+{"text":"life is unfair"}
+{"text":"Dead thread"}
+{"text":"10956935 10957743 10962891 10964943 10967090 The lone incel bumper marches on"}
+{"text":"Is it normal for people to ask for pictures and immediately leave after? Or is this another Switzerland specialty where everybody hates socializing? OR is it because I'm male? How do you even make friends at a con? I went to a convention as Chainsaw Man last October and while over 20 people asked me for a pic, nobody actually stuck around or even made an attempt at small talk. I was hoping to meet people. There's another convention coming up next month and I'm not sure if I wanna go get photographed and go back home all alone with no new contacts or friends again."}
+{"text":"lol ever met Melonpan?"}
+{"text":"Melonpan Who is that?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"be me dressed up with a friend on my way to a meet (actually kinda late) walking inna hall guy wants photos. he takes photos wants more photos takes more photos says his camera settings are wrong takes more photos wants us to do different poses starts trying to have a discussion about random shit I'm sorry dude but we gotta go. I love getting photos taken of my by strangers at cons while im walking to/from something, but usually its like 30 seconds."}
+{"text":"walk up to someone in a crowded, noisy environment don't look them in the eyes mumble something seethe that they ignored you"}
+{"text":"mfw realizing cosplay is only worth it if you're attractive"}
+{"text":"not if you are ringwraith no face required just black mask but shit view"}
+{"text":"okay so give some advice to a fat ugly white dude who wants to cosplay, try not to sub to emiru in the meantime, she'll survive without for a second."}
+{"text":"wear cosplays that cover your face/eyes + lose weight. It isn't rocket science"}
+{"text":"Or just do \"funny\" cosplays. Everyone loves the fat guy who does peter griffin every year. Nobody likes the fat guy who tries to do some \"hot\" cosplay."}
+{"text":"Webm thread"}
+{"text":"I wonder where she got the suit from? Cause I wanna cosplay her personally, all I need is the suit"}
+{"text":"how will you hide your penis?"}
+{"text":"She's actually crazy fit"}
+{"text":"What cons did you attend? Which were the best ones? Which one was the worst? who did you meet? what cosplays ended up being flashes in the pan, etc. whatever stood out in 2025, post it here"}
+{"text":"waifucon i was also there, they did pretty good for a first year tinycon even though programming outside of the main events was a shitshow seconding the fat black asses, that was nice"}
+{"text":"Were you cosplaying or just plainclothes?"}
+{"text":"Man, I've tried writing out a year in review like 3 times now but always stop myself short cuz of how lowkey and uneventful it was. Nothing terribly wrong or terribly right. Of course I've said this more than once before and then reassessed, with a better opinion"}
+{"text":"plain in the afternoon, cosplay at night. i hit up birmingham for bar crawls because it was also halloween weekend and that was a good time"}
+{"text":"...Actually what am I saying? 2025 was the first year I pulled off four in a row AND my first international one. That counts for a lot even if they weren't the most exciting"}
+{"text":"It feels pointless going to cons alone. I just went to Otakuthon yesterday and I saw tons of people, I went to panels, I had tons of nice conversations, interactions and pictures, but it hurts knowing I'll probably never see any of these people again. The only real long interaction I had was with a guy playing Go with me and some other people, but beyond that, it never moved outside of small talk and compliments. I'm still happy that I probably talked to over a 100 strangers in one day, something most people who are lonely fail to do, but being alone in a crowd truly hurts."}
+{"text":"I've been going to cons for over 20 years. I've met hundreds of people, hooked up with plenty of people, and even met my wife through cons. I have met a lot of great people with some being lifetime friendships. I got over my crippling social anxiety by talking to them. If the small talk didn't seem like anything then I moved on. I would read the room seeing if they want to get drinks or hangout. I didn't creep. I was honest about my weirdness as it drew people in. If you want friends or a relationship you have to work for it. They aren't going to know ya in a 5 minute chat. You got to extend to see if they want to go beyond being at the con. It might be awkward but fuck that if you don't try."}
+{"text":"we need more"}
+{"text":"Joke around with staff One time the event organiser asked to get a photo of me arresting one of his workers"}
+{"text":"I was depressed a lot of the con, my mental was not good. A lot of the time I wanted to break down and cry. A few events made me happy. I had a lot of fun doing some dtuff but my mental was not in a good place this con. I was constantly worrying."}
+{"text":"What did (You) mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Otakon is a million years away, but I finally got a Marriott Marquis room, any tips for having maximum fun while there? I only experienced it during the day, is the night scene any different? Is it acceptable to switch to a different cosplays at night?"}
+{"text":"T???"}
+{"text":"No more early bird registration. Now you have to pay $90 for pre-reg or $110 at the door for 2026."}
+{"text":"This sucks but I guess we have no choice"}
+{"text":"any tips for having maximum fun while there? Get drunk in the lobby. Also every single hotel in the area has their own restaurant/bar. They all have different vibes. Its worthwhile going to a different one for every meal. Also the car show thing they have is kinda neat. But overall the convention center is fucking massive and sprawling. Get ready to be walking a LOT if you actually want to \"do the con\"."}
+{"text":"CCE is fucking amazing if you like waterparks and parties at all."}
+{"text":"hey /cgl/ this me cosplaying as my cat rupert, who is on my shoulder for reference. Does anyone else here cosplay as their pet, or have tips on how to cosplay more like a cat without looking like a furry?"}
+{"text":"Roop"}
+{"text":"imagine being jealous of a cat"}
+{"text":"Dubs don't lie Faggot"}
+{"text":"01/13/23 was this thread really so important it had to be bumped for 3 years?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Not even a full year this time for a new gen! New cons on the block, more venue swapping, even more dates overlapping. Oh my! Alternate title: Okaerinasai Edition Previous thread: SSA+S Toracon - February 1 - Sarasota MegaCon (ew) - February 6-9 - Orlando Animate! Miami - February 14-16 - Miami Pensacon - February 14-16 - Pensacola BeyondComicCon (lol) - February 15 - North Miami Beach StingrayCon - March 1 - Jacksonville ACEcon - March 8-9 - Palm Harbor My-Con Spring - April 19 - Orlando Anime in the Park - April 26 - Groveland Mizucon - May 23-25 - Miami Charlie's Anime Con (lolwot) - May 25 - Fort Myers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what about the con happening at mar a lago"}
+{"text":"This year for me is going to be very interesting....... besides Brick City Anime Fest I have nothing planned till AFO, gives me time to save up and plan out my details but its gonna be barren for me for about 6 months, also another thing I want to mention is that I love Otakufest (pls MACC again!!!!) but I hate that they wait so long to give dates of the event, Im in a situation where that I need heads up before a con in order to make it.But yeah hope to see my fellow seaguls again!"}
+{"text":"Goycon? IWAIsrael? USS Liberty Comic Con? Donny Trump X Bibi Netanyahu Yaoi panels."}
+{"text":"Made me look / 10"}
+{"text":"To my friend Charlie Kirk, rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Florida."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Instead or recapping a 2 year long slow thread, allow me to recap 2 years of Dutch conventions and they're current state: Animecon lost half their visitors, is slowly falling to irrelevancy and going through severe financial problems (again) Tomo started to ficus more on the fairs, is now rebranding to Japanfest and already went on a \"ruined reputation\" speed run Viencon has grown a lot, learned drugs are bad m'okay, and it wont be long until they can rent out the entire Center Parcs location Abunai! is somehow still standing tall and winning by not doing anything Nishicon is a decline, had maybe 50 visitors this year and pulled the plug Ibaricon came onto the scene but proven itself problematic to work with Elfia is no longer welcome at Castle De Haar Castlefest remained comfy to this very day Heroes Dutch Comic Con and Made In Asia are going stronger than ever Comic Con Holland came onto the scene and is growing fast despite some backlash Aniway, a Dutch anime magazine, ended their run after 24 years. Nintendo is tired of there being 9001 Poké-cons using their IP and took action Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Haven't been for a few hundred years, no"}
+{"text":"Who here is going to DCC? The format and target audience looks pretty horrible but I hope it will be fun anyway. Not like I have anything else to look forward to in winter. It's going to be cold and I'm in a hawaiian shirt which will be uhh an experience"}
+{"text":"There are two small cosplay events on 7th of February: CosplaymeetXL and Artsy & Crafty Market. I'm bored and there are barely any events during winter. Are any of these worth it and which one is the better one?"}
+{"text":"You forgot about the turbo autism meet prikkelarme cosplay con arnhem and FantasyXpo. I had a dream about Animecon being great again so returned to this thread to whine about it."}
+{"text":"prikkelarme cosplay con Finally, a con for the entitled crowd that keeps crying they need a room after they've lost the Abunai room wars!"}
+{"text":"Marin (and variations) and Yor were the obvious FOTM cosplays for last con season. What are your predictions for this year? My predictions: Yor spillover from last year a fuckton of Kobeni and Makima Mitsuri from Demon Slayer (her arc comes out in spring) Vash Stampede for guys"}
+{"text":"symboli rudolf my beloved"}
+{"text":"Unironically genshin All the outfits, male and female, have tons of details and accessories. It's easy to do low-effort genshin, but high-effort genshin looks noticeably amazing."}
+{"text":"i've barely seen any cosplayers for that in the past year. Before that it seemed like there was far more."}
+{"text":"\"Lol\""}
+{"text":"I've underestimated how short-lived the hype of these indie horror games can be. They may only be just long enough for some only fans cosplay shoots the first month after release."}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"Is there a guide to turn cellophane into miku hair?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"be me con this weekend feel I am tool old (29) and need to hang up the costume get invited to con, birthday sucked so say might as well we all do some basic leftover cosplay nothing big meet my /v/ros and /g/eeks all about the same age outside one guy we will call Steve steve is 36 became a /fit/ faggot not really buff doesn't even have a six pack and really isn't like what you see on /fit/ but w/e faggot does crossplay(love live, miku, etc) for memes he's not even 6ft like the rest of us 36 year old faggot somehow getting more attention than anyone despite being way older than us and barely fit like has good arms I guess day 0, friday, saturday drunk and bonucing between room parties like he's a college frat person like a fag no one is even asking his age even see some girls flirting with him who are probably like 24 meanwhile our group is basically ignored(we were doing old cartoon network stuff and my friend was doing a TACO meme) even when people sobered up people were like \"Oh hey steve!\" What the fuck gives? I'm sobering up at the airport right now and looking back this just makes me more pissed off I stopped doing cons because everyone was saying \"25 is too old for cosplay\" and covid kinda solidified that. I don't get how he wasn't seen as a creep or divorced dad. Are women and zoomers actually this fucking stupid? Why should some faggot who is 36 get more attention than people who aren't giant faggot shitposters. He's too old right?"}
+{"text":"OP is implying the exact opposite desu Start falling for depressed retards wanting to make you depressed like me"}
+{"text":"you can cosplay at any age. OP is an insecure retard"}
+{"text":"isn't there a popular anime made recently that explicit refuted this \"too old to enjoy cosplay\" stuff?"}
+{"text":"I saw a really good Count Dooku Cosplay at MAG from a man roughly in his early to mid 40s, taking full advantage of his grey hair to mirror Christopher Lee. In think the \"Too old to Cosplay\" people think in terms of characters far younger than them and imagine it would be silly to try and do that."}
+{"text":"I am 36. We need to get Bryan Johnson into cosplay lol. Not but really. If you are trying to BE the character (same age and looks) then enjoy it. If you are trying to be the life of the party, ironic, and just trying to have a fun time, then who gives a fuck about age. Also if you are attractive, people will fuck you and age will be ignored. If you are so old that youth and attractiveness are no longer with you, then who gives a fuck about that too. You are just cosplaying to have fun. At the end of the day its a serious thing for some, a joke for others, and a place of acceptance for everyone."}
+{"text":"Discussion and analysis of CAP & SNK cosplayers. Post cosplayers names if you know them. Also Event & Year of pic."}
+{"text":"RIP lil man"}
+{"text":"Absolute legend"}
+{"text":"oh my"}
+{"text":"Any gals here?"}
+{"text":"Hate women rights love gyarus Men are so stupid"}
+{"text":"love a an alt style, which means left based style.. hate woman rights??.. right hate liberals... okai hate niggers while ur the nigger itself... mhh..."}
+{"text":"By all means, please recommend some bars. I’m aiming to visit again this year."}
+{"text":"this is what cultural appropriation looks like"}
+{"text":"Hub"}
+{"text":"Literally every cosplay nowadays is just \"X but slutty\" Every \"cosplayer\" now is just some bimbo looking for an excuse to show her body for some quick bucks."}
+{"text":"very few of the cosplayers I know are even on onlyfans or whatever alternative Most cosplayers still are doing it the old fashioned way. Working regular jobs."}
+{"text":"Is it okay if I don’t have any form of social media and make no money from it I just like wearing slutty outfits for the love of the game, makes me feel hot"}
+{"text":"women don't exist (especially not on this website) so why would they be on /cgl/?"}
+{"text":"they are women here but but not sexy cosplayers mainly lolitas"}
+{"text":"What are your rare, unconventional or unpopular opinions in lolita fashion? I don’t like when girls wear gold tea parties in coords that have no gold in them, I see this particularly in sweet lolita and it gives off the same vibe as when itas wear white blouses with dresses that have no white in them, it just ruins the coord. Pic unrelated."}
+{"text":"My unpopular opinions: - Lolitas lose any sense of critical thinking and rationality when it comes to accusations made in the community. Especially when the person being accused is AMAB. Hate them for being cringe/ugly, whatever. I’m don’t even mind if you don’t believe they’re women. But manufacturing pedophilia and sexual harassment accusations without any evidence is beyond any level of acceptability - I HATE costume Lolita. What I’m talking about is Lolita coords that are so hyperspecific and impractical that they resemble cosplay or looking like a character trope more than a fashion. It could be taobao stuff with their gacha game design inspo, but Japanese brands do this shit too when they release stupid print concepts (looking at that cheese and wine one) or things like pirate lolita, overt military, and Marie Antoinette styles - I blame 2010s sweet lolitas entirely for the decline of Lolita. You all turned a fashion into a collector’s hobby with your prints. Styling became less of playing with colors and textures and more of collecting things from the same print motifs. - Ero Lolita isn’t a substyle. IT’S GOTHIC LOLITA THATS MORE CONNECTED TO THAT ASPECT OF GOTH CULTURE - Casual coords with no jewelry and even no hair accessories are actually really cute - Taobao classic is a different school from VM/MM/IW classic, and that is a pretty cool innovation."}
+{"text":"\"Brand is too expensive. Its not affordable. Why can't I buy from amazon?\" -Proceeds to spend the same amount of money on a shit tier quality taobao/ amazon haul-"}
+{"text":"Why is it always Brazilians complaining about the prices like it's somehow our fault that their currency is shit? Save up like the rest of us"}
+{"text":"There are Brazilian lolitas?"}
+{"text":"There are. But for every actual Brazilian Lolita there are 50 bitching about the cost of a coord. It's like this with one of my favourite makeup brands too. it's either booho so expensive or boohoo no physical stores. And it's either Brazilian, Indian or philipino"}
+{"text":"Are genshin cosplays dead at conventions? Does anyone care about genshin cosplays these days or is it dead like attack on titan cosplays? I feel like genshin cosplays, well actually specifically hoyo cosplays dont get any recognition or attention at conventions anymore."}
+{"text":"why isn't this gambling game popular anymore? other slot machines like Honkai star rail and ZZZ and other shit subhumans play opened up"}
+{"text":"update from samefag: absolutely not lmao we have a genshin impact themed con where I live. It's once a year."}
+{"text":"As long as aliexpress lives, hoyoshit and 2Bs will always be there."}
+{"text":"rosaria was always my favorite..."}
+{"text":"share images of your favourite maid cosplays, whether it be the cutest girls or the most fashionable and intricate designs."}
+{"text":"Something that can fit a 6'0 165lb male body well lelz"}
+{"text":"lose a bit of weight first I'm 5'11 128. you'll need the small waist"}
+{"text":"Yeah let me cut like 40lb of muscle mass off somehow so my legs and arms are nothing but bone again I got maybe 20lb of fat total and half of that is in the right places"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"ummm whats wrong with cosplaying a character from a series you haven't watched? Unironically how do you respond without sounding mad?"}
+{"text":"lose weight"}
+{"text":"And you'll look like shit while doing it (literally), just as I said from the very beginning. All while indirectly replying like a passive aggressive bitch, because you and your ilk have never been able to contend with anything in life candidly, honestly, or directly. m-m-muh 4channers Posting in the same thread, same time, same board, same website, btw :))"}
+{"text":"Skinnier than you. Go ahead and post arm with timestamp, I'll do it right after. If I don't then you may obviously take it as my concession."}
+{"text":"just for you"}
+{"text":"Just wanted to share the cosplays I completed last year"}
+{"text":"sissy"}
+{"text":"okeeey"}
+{"text":"Now how do we feel about her friend Otter Same boat as her?"}
+{"text":"i have intense schizo fantasies about this woman and her sexy lipstick u_u"}
+{"text":"Has anyone met her in person? How is she compared to her pics?"}
+{"text":"What do you guys think about AI and Cosplay (and to a lesser extent Lolita)? Its very easy now to manipulate images to get cosplayers to do all sorts of lewd things and many cosplayers are complaining. Though some others are leaning onto it with the \"grok put me in x\" trend. Some cynics would say it's thots complaining about people generating sexy content of them for free instead of paying. But remember this affects all cosplayers not just e-girls. Can anything be done? Do we need new laws?"}
+{"text":"Tattoos Barferonis trash"}
+{"text":"why did they put the fat slug from star wars in a mega milk shirt mash-ups are so played out"}
+{"text":"is that a man?"}
+{"text":"don't a.i me guys, id haaaaaate that"}
+{"text":"AI to recolor eyes and remove tattoos is one thing, but doing a whole cosplay in AI just isn't cosplay."}
+{"text":"going to AX this year for a bit, but I wanna improve my mamimi cos. Rn im in the process of redoing the wig, but the clothes kinda bother me. Ill post some pics of the jacket, thats mainly what I wanna improve. I wanna add her little jewel thingy but I dont know how I could make it and attach it, id have to make a little pocket and I cant really sew. (beginner kinda, I started cos in 2023) also with her sailor collar, I dont know what color to dye it. I have tan dye, but I cant make out what the hell the color is in the anime. I will also paint the black stripe red. pleaseplease give me advice since it looks a little cheap, ill be posting more photos to show it. Ill post many updates as well!! :)"}
+{"text":"u still here?"}
+{"text":"Anon, bumping some old thread is not going to convince this nona to all of a sudden drop everything and date you"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW"}
+{"text":"10964048 10966320 Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"10/10 would hold hands with."}
+{"text":"To counteract all the moids here and the overwhelming spamming of slutty girls, here's a thread dedicated to the cuties who cosplay. Emphasis on the \"cute\" part. Bodybuilders cosplaying just to show off their abs are just as bad as the girls who only do it for onlyfans."}
+{"text":"That guy has nice tits"}
+{"text":"Why there are so many zoomers who keep moralfaging now on 4chan? Keep your retarded he/they girls with zippertits and mutant clits to yourselves. YWNBAM. Anyway, here's a true and honest man who is cute and fit, Tigerwasalone. Eye candy as hell"}
+{"text":"He is doing male gaze poses"}
+{"text":"so what"}
+{"text":"I wanna try cosplay but I need help of what type of characters would suit me so I can have idea heheha"}
+{"text":"why buy something if you can't fucking Coord it just curious, do things like AP provide the full set of complements, or do lolitas have to fish like in 5 different sites to build a full coord?"}
+{"text":"we have to like fish in 5 different sites most of the time, ap nowadays is shit quality (Same with most lolita brands) exactly!!!!! like did you even think of how you would wear it before you would wear it or did you just see the new trendy tiktok print and got it to show it off, its boring and you can painfully tell when they've only got that piece and nothing else,"}
+{"text":"Depends on the release. Older AP releases came with all the bells and whistles from multiple jsk cuts to socks to a plethora of different accessories, and if you fit their blouses and shoes you can get a whole cooked just from them. But yeah nowadays you do have to get stuff from multiple shops if you want a full and good looking coord"}
+{"text":"YES oh my god if I see one more chocolita or old school glazed just BC it's oldschool I will scream."}
+{"text":"most newbie oldschoolers dont even know what oldschool is, they think its a substyle that consists of ONLY bxw/tartan coords that include a shitty taobao dupe of a baby dress or THOSE baby dresses everybody wears in oldschool (FUCK YOU BABYDOLL JSK AND LACE FRILL JSK UR UGLY. and the tartan pocket jsk whatever its called uoghhh im so sick of seeing people wear it) research is dead, god save lolita"}
+{"text":"Hii first time posting on this board but I’ve seen others show their cosplays on here so I wanted to show my best picture I have. It was taken professionally by a stranger on a convention last month"}
+{"text":"Your legs look too short. You have to move up the skirt."}
+{"text":"2 fat"}
+{"text":"Only asians manage to look right."}
+{"text":"You can see the AI working it's \"magic\" all over her frame in real time. It's like they don't even try to hide it anymore."}
+{"text":"That's a real Katana!!! You can't cosplay with that."}
+{"text":"You need to learn how to vibe and talk to people at conventions. If you're underage that's one thing. If you're old enough you should budget for a hotel room so you can party and party with strangers and make new friends. The best part about conventions is meeting people and subsequently running into them at other cons in other years and it's all so fucking beautiful. It's the only time you don't have to suppress your powerlevel because guess what? They know all the dumb memes you do and have a lot of overlap in interests and other things you enjoy. You can ask someone why they're green and actually learn something about Startrek because they fucking love star trek so much they painted themselves green! SO WHEN I ASK THEM THEY ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO GUSH ABOUT THE SHIT THEY LOVE! I FUCKING LOVE NERD CONVENTION SHIT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"01/24/24(Wed)18:37:51 No.10900752 what the fuck"}
+{"text":"I got into conventions because my kid. Since she's shy, I have to be that bridge of communication so she can get photos or talk to ppl at booths. you're an absolute god king of a father god bless you. it would be super adorable if you did a matching cosplay."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the slow boards anon"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"gosh I hope I never run into you \"people\" at any of my cons"}
+{"text":"the year is 2017 everyone at the con is checking their streetpasses every 30 minutes we'll never get this back, and it hurts so much"}
+{"text":"LOL no, mid 2000's to early 2010's was the best time. It seemed like every Internet-adjacent subculture peaked around then in terms of mainstream appeal and general fun"}
+{"text":"how we must do X in order to fight against Y in the gaming industry I wouldn't mind a panel on \"how we must do LAN parties in order to fight faggotry in the gaming industry\". It'd be like a more entertaining J18 panel"}
+{"text":"guyes remember when old cancer was new cancer?? Good ole days :(((("}
+{"text":"Seems like they only get better every year imo"}
+{"text":"You can load the pictochat nintendo ds rom on your 3DS and it just works."}
+{"text":"Canonically-muscular Kanbaru cosplay"}
+{"text":"hika as Vampirella runner up, I'm not sure. Gonna go with scarlettdevil as Ishtar"}
+{"text":"My friend’s 2B. Be jerking off to them ever since."}
+{"text":"Can’t think of a #1, but I’m huge into Kalinka Fox’s Ellen Ripley shoot. She has a toy facehugger as a prop and implying that the facehugger has it’s way with her put it over the top for me."}
+{"text":"The Kill La Kill cosplayer that let me take pictures of her Nipslip at AX"}
+{"text":"Popular female cosplayers seems to of become more of dressing slutty for attention than putting together a well made costume for a hobby"}
+{"text":"Half the shit I started so women would think I'm cool and then I kept doing it and came to really enjoy it so who cares"}
+{"text":"Women dont have morals"}
+{"text":"Embarassing post"}
+{"text":"Nigri will always be the queen of slutty cosplay and coom"}
+{"text":"i will never sleep with her but i like her content and don’t pay for leaks. i like her and i laugh at the seethe she generates"}
+{"text":"Exactly what it says in the title, is it worth the fame, and money? What should I be warned about it?"}
+{"text":"There were tons of hot girls in cosplay back then, I knew quite a few myself. Most were just way more conservatively dressed, and Nigri just had way more mainstream appeal than most, she looked like a random generic porn blonde and wore costumes based on basic mainstream shit like Pokemon so she attracted a big audience from outside the cosplay scene. That's the opposite of things I heard from people who actually knew her. I knew one person who'd done a commission for her, and then JNig lied and said she'd made it herself, and I was also staffing AX in a relatively high placed behind the scenes role the year she was a headline guest and then just didn't bother showing up."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't it be? It's just another venue for humanity's oldest proffesion."}
+{"text":"How can I keep escorting and ero cosplaying different? Or does it become an open secret at cons?"}
+{"text":"Sad"}
+{"text":"meeting people is fucking awesome for the person supporting, would recommend considering if it meshes with your personality though. putting yourself out there has risks too, if you’re a quieter person that needs space you don’t need people who are slightly unhinged thinking you’re in some sort of relationship because they paid for a calendar one time and you were nice to them"}
+{"text":"How do you feel about China banning everything from Japan?"}
+{"text":"Simple China dont want japan influence of twinks and tramps in anime on their communist youth culture Transformers , Batman, Iron Man, ect are accepted within cultural oppression in China"}
+{"text":"i love china and japan so seeing this is like seeing two parents fighting"}
+{"text":"Fuck China"}
+{"text":"Korea hates Japan for copying its language and culture China hates Japan for war crimes and raping them I don't know what the rice balkans opinions are but I imagine they don't like nips either"}
+{"text":"i don’t give a fuck because i don’t care about china’s shitty gubbermint and don’t live there just more dickwaving north america south america they should get along like these two?"}
+{"text":"I'm a near-complete beginner to con culture and the \"scene\" due to zero exposure to it until recently and I have too many questions swimming around in my head that I need to ask. I've only been to a couple of small ones in my mostly-desolate area and I want to step up to traveling to bigger ones but I'm overwhelmed. Please bear with me. Do a majority of congoers cosplay? I know it's common, but is it seen as a faux pas to not cosplay? Likewise, is it seen as a faux pas to wear the same cosplay more than once in a multi-day event, or to not wear it some days? I've read a lot on this board about \"after hours\" events and parties that aren't scheduled by the con staff. Do you have to get invited to things like that, or how do people find out about them? Do cons that don't have a stated sub-demographic (ones that use terms like \"fandom\" or \"pop culture\" instead of specifically \"fantasy\" or \"otaku\" or something) tend to accept all demographics? Would you be looked at weird for going to something more \"western\" like SDCC in an anime cosplay, or would you expect to see a lot of them? Why do some huge cons like Colossal and Dragon seem to place such significance on getting a hotel room onsite as opposed to just being nearby? Surely not just traffic, right? What's a \"gull\"? How do you not get sick every time you go to one? How do you keep track of scheduling for multiple cons across multiple years? Do you get notified about them? When is \"con season\"? If you're partying, how do you deal with inevitable hangovers or crashes? And some more personal questions If you cosplay, what's normally your budget? Both in terms of time and money. How do you make friends at a con if you're not going with a group? How many cons do you go to yearly or on a recurring basis? There are a fuckton I want to see but I'm not sure if my expectations are unreasonable. Thank you for your time."}
+{"text":"eu 100% dont make metal swords. legal where i live, but yeah i get it I have noticed most propmakers tend to use 3D printing for stuff that they really shouldnt mind elaborating?"}
+{"text":"mind elaborating? I've seen people printing parts with very simple shapes, such as rods or plates, things they could have just cut Ehh, maybe the just didnt want to deal with stock"}
+{"text":"Any advice for a tranny whos thinking of doing fanservice cosplays at events?? -What should I be careful about at events? -Biggest 'do\" and \"don't do\" at events? -Specific advice for fanservice cosplayers?"}
+{"text":"there's like a 8 year old thread still up. Literally have fun gush about shit you love. Listen to autists prattle on about why they ship heterosexual men together and why they think it would work besides all the porn they drew of them. Literally just ask questions about peoples favorite thing and know you're in a safe space to sperg out about shit you love. Like it's really just that easy. download the guidebook app if you're a panel attender all these cons put the schedules on the app and you can set reminders for shit and have a map. stay hydrated and eat high protein meal or protein bars to synthesize alchohol to prevent hangovers vitamin B and !supposedly! before drinking powder mixes help I go to Otakon and Magfest every year they're basically big fun parties like Halloween."}
+{"text":"this is actually harder to pull logistically than it sounds because prudes in the con and non con goers in the hotels. Getting a corner room with large floor space and kitchenette for drinks and seats bringing all the equipment and shit. Actually turning the music up without some fuck wit 20 year old knocking on the door uhhh I have a panel about cross stitching at 7 am tomorrow and really need to get sleep we already have 3 might attends fucking stupid ass dad who went on vacation and didn't check if the hotel had any events going on hey I only have 3 days of vacation a year and spent 40 thousand dollars to see *insert shitty tourist attraction* with my wife's kids I'm gonna tell on you"}
+{"text":"need cosplay ideas for pic related shes 5'10"}
+{"text":"frankie my little pet"}
+{"text":"ur hot"}
+{"text":"frankie's mine, back off"}
+{"text":"Lucy Maclean"}
+{"text":"Yor from Spy X Family could be cute"}
+{"text":"Are people there nice? Are there any activities you would recommend? I was really hoping for karaoke since it's something I don't have in my home country"}
+{"text":"It's a relatively small con because it's run by a college anime club, but overall a good time. They had karaoke last time I went but that was years ago and I've moved out of the area since then."}
+{"text":"Are people there nice? they're alright I guess. pretty typical awkward, progressive, tumblr-y college kid types Are there any activities you would recommend? last year they had a \"guess that anime song\" panel that I thought was a lot of fun as well as one or two other I quite enjoyed but there were also some rather middling ones I was really hoping for karaoke they do have karaoke, although it's not exactly what I imagine would come to mind upon hearing \"karaoke\". last year I had the displeasure of performing a rather subpar rendition of Porter Robinson's \"Cheerleader\" in front of an audience of at least 150 people and a question for you if you don't mind, why Toracon in particular? It's not a bad con or anything but I'd figured someone visiting from outside the US would prefer to attend a much larger/more well-known con that's not in Upstate NY"}
+{"text":"What was your first cosplay? did a closet cosplay from a hotline miami mod maybe 26 people played most work I did was dyeing a stupid hat"}
+{"text":"I don't remember"}
+{"text":"10963862 AMAZING post, you absolute fucking faggot"}
+{"text":"why thank you, kind sir"}
+{"text":"Thanks! Got to take it for a spin during dragon con. Got some pretty sweet pictures of it."}
+{"text":"I started wearing a cowboy hat"}
+{"text":"I've only seen one thread on this in the past, but it's getting into the peak time of year soon so why not see if there's any interest. favorite designs/tailmakers (fin fun, mertailor, fin folk) fabric tails vs silicone the actual exercise component of swimming with a monofin I know there are mers on here and I'm trying to actually take the plunge and get a tail this year."}
+{"text":"happy mermay"}
+{"text":"What's going on here and how do I become that dude?"}
+{"text":"OK Ariel"}
+{"text":"never cosplayed before can't find this to buy how would I make this"}
+{"text":"Fuck it"}
+{"text":"serious questi9n, is piccolo a muslim?"}
+{"text":"Dark purple helmet then glue along the edge a clear half sphere, glue and or wrap the turban fabric"}
+{"text":"reviving bc the previous thread from a while ago got nuked what's everyone's thoughts on cosplay photography in 2024/the foreseeable future? it seems like the amount of bullshit we have to put up with as photographers in the cosplay scene only increases day by day and the cons outweigh the pros"}
+{"text":"And now she’s deleted the doc and filtered her comments kek. I hope she learns a real, hard lesson from this. Knowing her though, she won’t."}
+{"text":"mmm so make this brief to me, a guy that isnt really into cosplay and much of a tourist in this board. Hows the interaction between phtographer and cosplayer? like you simply took the photo and leave or do you share it with the cosplayer?"}
+{"text":"A good photographer will let the cosplayer know where to find it afterward. Bonus if they have business cards."}
+{"text":"why defamation? she isnt wrong"}
+{"text":"She was wrong, because she had no proof on everyone that was named. She was literally just running with gossip and looking to make clout off of it which does more harm than any good."}
+{"text":"What a wonderful card to read #5349! Its neat that youve been a match before, i enjoyed the socks and all the goodies you sent me. I wish you a fantastic holiday season."}
+{"text":"Still thinking about the previous year how I watched the thread for months but my match never posted even though I have super nice gifts even wrapped in themed wrapping paper and most items directly from their wishlist. I would curse her with a Netflix anime adaptation with her favourite franchise, but it has already received one."}
+{"text":"#3568 here! thank you so much #3879 for the extras and the card! i hope you had a nice holiday!"}
+{"text":"and thank you #7031 for the card as well! merry christmas, and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much #5349 for the card match! i appreciate that u added a gift even if it was just a card match, will definitely use the headband in the future. I think the dog design is so funny and it made me smile. The candy was tasty and a new thing to try, as well as the apple nail stickers- such a thoughtful touch that I can already imagine the fun designs I'll create with them! I hope your holiday season has been great. Thank you again."}
+{"text":"With Tiktok and Reddit cooking every newbie's ability to do the most basic of research on J-Fashion, what are your go-to ways of telling them to fuck off and do a simple Google search (Preferably without getting banned) or to simply avoid these questions in the first place? Personally I've started rigourously filtering comments for questions like \"where to buy\" and set my profile to 18+ because let's face it, most of the little rats who keep expecting us to coddle them are minors. Also what questions piss you off the most?"}
+{"text":"any along the lines of these: “Im (insert ethnicity/race that isnt Japanese or Asian) am I allowed to wear (insert J-fashion style)?” “Am I Asian fishing if I—” “I wanna wear (insert J-Fashion style) sooo bad, but I don’t wanna get bullied” “Where can I get lolita thats cheap and preferably not online?” “Is (obvious shady website that is notoriously known for being shady) a good website to buy from?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ppl who overthink about coording and ask questions like \"how can i wear (coord combo that has been done multiple times to a few times in magazines)??? it wont feel like lolita!!!!!\" it shows they dont really look at street snaps or actual references a good example is in blouseless coord discourse because they are not hard to pull off and people who tend to freak out just overthink it too much n overcomplicate lolita \"is this lolita???\" to the most non lolita coord you lay your eyes upon, she could be wearing a jirai kei coord and still try and pass it off as lolita, just because there is a skirt and socks does not mean it is lolita, there is more to it than that i think. \"where can i get (piece that has never been rereleased/old oldschool item/controversial) for cheap?\" maybe in your dreams, people need to lower their expectations this isnt a question persay but i see so many accounts repost lolita snaps and magazine related images, pieces ect, non lolitas and faceless pieceless lolitas alike and it frustrates me, they dont care about actually wearing it, they just want to repost and move on, they see cute girl cute fashion and get their dopamine hit , empty people."}
+{"text":"I wish there was a better lolita snark site/secrets spot than 4chan now that BTB has been gone for three years. I want places to be mean about itas and share secrets without threads constantly falling apart into trans discourse."}
+{"text":"I wish there was Lolita anime on general, not just anime with Lolita themes on the side"}
+{"text":"grow up whore"}
+{"text":"Just make a CGL general on kiwifarms baka. It's a fucking clamfest over there."}
+{"text":"without threads constantly falling apart into trans discourse. ??? but 4 chan is tranny central"}
+{"text":"you could watch a true crime documentary true crime is industrial grade gossip"}
+{"text":"Westerners will never look this good."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"we dont even see her face... atleast use good proof that \"westerners\" cant cosplay as anime characters even tho theres mutliplefucking debates on that forsaken subject of fucking niggers like u so w all the aura i have stfu"}
+{"text":"nice b8 but I once saw a white woman cosplaying as Ran and her little daughter was with her dressed as Chen and I think I melted into a puddle on the spot And my sister cosplayed as Nazrin that con and an actual Japanese person went \"NAZRIN!\" and was thrilled and took a picture so tl;dr fuck yourself lol"}
+{"text":"weeb has opinions No one. Cares. Those japs in your pics look like a bunch of half-aborted Ayys."}
+{"text":"swear it’s the whitest people you know talking about some “only asians can cosplay” most (anime) characters are based off multi ethnicities"}
+{"text":"tfw you will never see a haven trooper or Quiet cosplay God-damned be Demon slayer and those trendy stuff, I want to see big tactical butts and awesome costumes."}
+{"text":"KH has slowly been creeping its way back in these days. Not so much Organization XIII but still"}
+{"text":"I do a legit Big Boss cosplay with custom dyed BDU's and real Vietnam-era surplus gear but no one gives a shit cause I'm a guy"}
+{"text":"If it works that would be the kewlest. You'd definitely win a cosplay contest"}
+{"text":"Aisha Clan Clan"}
+{"text":"why do cosplayers only cosplay attractive characters? is it because of vanity?"}
+{"text":"99.99.99% of anime characters are attractive. Both male and female. The actual question here is why are men so fucking stupid."}
+{"text":"I usually cosplay characters i find attractive, but i've also cosplayed Shingo from Initial-d (complete with taped-on steering wheel) and MoxieMan."}
+{"text":"People that cosplay her try to look cute cosplaying a problematic girl, like, tomoko beeing ugly is the main point of all"}
+{"text":"it is indeed of vanity, ppl like being recognized easily by cosplaying character known as hot and attracitve in their own anime or fandom"}
+{"text":"you just posted an attractive character what did you mean by this"}
+{"text":"This is for the older con goers. How does it feel to go to cons? Do you feel out of place? What is the average age at cons do you feel, and when do you feel like you've aged out of the con scene? I'm early 30s myself and I'm starting to notice the age difference, and have been interacting with people a lot less at cons"}
+{"text":"There was that old guy doing BarbenHeimer at Katsucon a few years ago. Maybe one day i'll be cool enough to be that guy. Probably not."}
+{"text":"I think you're a pedophile"}
+{"text":"NTA Impossible, zoomers don't socialize IRL thus it is nearly impossible there will be underage b& at the con. This is an irrefutable fact."}
+{"text":"A post that hits close to home! And a problem I was not able to think though untill just recently coming back from Holiday Matsuri. So much so, I declared that I was sure this was the last con I was going too, that I had grown out of it. The space was way too crowded with Netflix warriors, they are all the same con just in different places ect. But luckily I had an amazing time, and it changed my perspective on alot. I'm 29 and have been con going since I was 14. I've met aton of people at cons and I've met up with people from MMO's and other online shit at cons. Made and lost friends. But good memories all things considered. And to just out right answer your question, too old is when you are dead imo. Enjoy yourself always, if you're struggling with finding people to conversate with one thing I noticed that gives me good hit rates for conversations are panels, especially on things I like a lot, Monster hunter, MMO's, \"con survival guides\". And what I'll do is once the panel ends generally there are a few people still lingering around spark up something with them. Or the panelist, generally people are a HELL OF A LOT more talkative at this point seeing out you both just sat through hour of listening to someone rambling, so the topic is pretty much already set just kinda add your view on it."}
+{"text":"be me 35 yo cosplaying a character from a phone game thats like half my age zero fucks given 40 something yo woman wants a picture with me she knows the name of the character she is with her two teen children she looks very happy the kids are kinda cringing lmao, nobody gives a flying fuck"}
+{"text":"im flat and have short black hair like rukia. kinda short too. so maybe choosing rukia as my first cosplay would be great. i like orihime but i look like rukia more. should i post my cosplay if i ever do it?"}
+{"text":"first of all, hell no and second of all, i want context"}
+{"text":"You should cosplay Rukia and then I should cosplay Ichigo (6'0\" btw) and then we should kiss!!!!!"}
+{"text":"no way im a proud ichihime shipper"}
+{"text":"Are you a cuck?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Cosplay rukia, or the cosplay gremlin will crawl out from under your bed and eat your liver."}
+{"text":"I've never cosplayed before, but how exactly would I go about making this outfit? I have a sewing machine from my mom but that's about it."}
+{"text":"it doesn't look like you'll need to sew anything just get the clothes individually like a grey button up and black slacks and im sure theres a place for boots and cloaks and stuff"}
+{"text":"Month early edition December 19 - 21, 2025 Hyatt Regency O'Hare 9300 Bryn Mawr Ave Rosemont, IL 60018 Will we see our regulars at this calm and near barren con? A far 2nd place from Anime Zap with sub 100 attendees. CAD still gets its activity and a reason to do something in December, the festive season."}
+{"text":"Simo Häyhä Was there"}
+{"text":"well, saturday was fun. Couldn't go friday and cant go tomorrow but atleast saturday had some decently good panels"}
+{"text":"I’m glad you had fun Anon"}
+{"text":"I hope the finn knows that I appreciate his historical cosplays, but not in like a stalker-ish 4chan way. In a genuine admiration for his autism kinda way"}
+{"text":"Let's migrate to the acen one"}
+{"text":"bf says he’ll take me to a lolita fashion store ask if it is a sweet lolita, classic lolita or gothic lolita fashion store he laughs and says it’s a nice store go with bf it’s kawaii fashion"}
+{"text":"yeah!"}
+{"text":"why do you let this subhuman bump this bait thread eternally? do something you fucking faggot"}
+{"text":"holy fucking simp"}
+{"text":"kill yourself you indian faggot"}
+{"text":"The only exception to all of this is if he buys cringey materialistic consoomer shit for himself that's as expensive as your hobby. what if you dont like eachothers hobbies maybe you should reconsider having a relationship dont get me wrong I would be a bit weirded out by somebody spending half their salary on funkopops but if it is not out of control I dont see any reason to judge it over spending money on other stuff"}
+{"text":"ITT: We post pictures of cosplay from the 90's or early 2000's."}
+{"text":"I-Con 2003"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah...I remember...conventions used to be some goofy harmless fun for some dorks instead of a place for sex workers to drum up business."}
+{"text":"I thought the same thing, at the time too. I saw her in that cheap-ass lazy outfit and knew that the age of innocence of conventions was over, never to return."}
+{"text":"Hello my southern anons! Has anyone been to animate or any of the cons in NC? Are they well attended? What type of cosplay do you see?"}
+{"text":"I remember seeing a while back that there was something about the owner of Ichibancon being kind of blacklisted in the area so they can't move or something, which is why they've been stuck at that one venue despite it being overcrowded. I don't quite remember the details."}
+{"text":"Maybe. I go to NC State and just see a lot of Lolitas on campus."}
+{"text":"My partner and I regularly go to GalaxyCon (the big big one in Raleigh) and Animate! GalaxyCon has always been great, except the crowds are enormous and its hot as balls outside. If you cosplay, people are super friendly and like to chat (the overall vibe feels that way). If you get the attached hotel its 100% worth it. Animate! is newer but so far awesome, it's like a smaller GalaxyCon, less crowded and just as fun.. I haven;t had a bad experience (so far). Going as Qrow to Animate! In January since his VA will be there. One pro-tip: The best event is the \"Masquerade Costume & Performance Competition\", it's usually on the last day. It's not a Masquerade but a straight-up talent show, and people go all out on skits and songs with their cosplay. It's so, so good, I look forward to it every year. Second, the cosplay wrestling is super fun. Watching Ms. Trunchbull beat the shit out of vanellope von schweetz is awesome, even if you have no interest in wrestling itself."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info! I actually live in the triangle so hotel won't he necessary. I bought tickets for the last day so this seems like its a lot of fun!"}
+{"text":"Animate Raleigh is great if you want a chance at seeing Chris-chan. I very much enjoy Ichibancon. It's a small regional convention, so set your expectations. I do like the venue and the parties are great. I've been the past 4 years. Lots of Genshin and ZZZ the past few. Tons of beginner/intermediate level cosplay. A few wannabe influencers do show up and try to flex. I'll be at Ichibancon, Triad, and Banzai. It's like Animazement is always a blast. I end up meeting cool people and hanging out more than actually doing the convention. Great dealer hall. The cosplay is usually a good mix of everything. Usually shares the same scene with NC. You can bump down to ATL for the bigger conventions. Banzai is my favorite convention down there."}
+{"text":"Years ago, when cosplay started getting popular, but also sexual, I remember being a big fan of a certain cosplayer. They turned out to be quite rude to their fans, and I was left being disappointed by it. Later as the years went by, I came upon information that her cosplay hype died down, her twitch and vtuber arc couldn't lift off the ground, and she lost her twitter verification, and just isn't popular anymore. Basically what I'm trying to say in this thread is; fuck that whore. But also how has the cosplay community/scene been? Has it gotten more slutty? Worse? Better? Are people chill, or rude? Tell me your experiences from before (5-10 years ago) v.s now."}
+{"text":"Have you ever considered not cosplaying as such breedable characters?"}
+{"text":"nothing special desu"}
+{"text":"Running solo, how do you make friends with people who are clearly already in a 'clique?' Relatively new to the scene but it seems hard to approach a lot of people since they're already busy doing their own thing with their friends."}
+{"text":"Id spray her tits in cum and slap her across the face like the whore she is"}
+{"text":"Its in the discords where everyone circlejerks and grooms the unaware newbies"}
+{"text":"Why is there such a stigma against girls who cosplay for money? As someone who has never had a girlfriend, being able to send money to cute girls who cosplay as the characters that I love is one of the only things in my life that makes me feel like I have a purpose. From patreon to onlyfans, it's on of my biggest joys and motivations in my life. One day I hope I can give money to a cosplayer at a con in real life and not just through the internet."}
+{"text":"958401 870698 namefaggots sucking eachother off"}
+{"text":"You a dude?"}
+{"text":"fat men wishing for men to talk to Gross."}
+{"text":"The subhuman incel newfag simply cannot let this thread go"}
+{"text":"She is low tier compared to some chineses and japaneses. But when compared to americans she is pretty good. Most of the female americans are fat and ugly."}
+{"text":"Yeah, German-Chinese."}
+{"text":"She's not even the best cosplayer amongst her close friends."}
+{"text":"Jesus, that's super"}
+{"text":"Emiru is pure and does not have an Onlyfans unlike this girl"}
+{"text":"Maybe she should have one"}
+{"text":"i'm not saying every person needs to have the same accurate body as the character they are cosplaying as, call be fatphobic but seeing ugly ass fat pigs cosplay and expect compliments annoys me. I don't know how they are not disgusted of being a fat bag, and looking like a pork compared to slim or fit cosplayers."}
+{"text":"fatties cosplaying fat characters look great"}
+{"text":"thats because you watch too much porn"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you're a retarded ana-chan with zero self awareness, individuality, and cognitive ability if you weight 126 pounds and somehow thinking you are not skinny fat. Your friends being rational and you brushing them off as \"setting you up\" tells me you're also some sort of schizo."}
+{"text":"/pol/ thread"}
+{"text":"Would love to see an E. Honda cosplay"}
+{"text":"I was wondering if I ever make a cosplay, I firstly understand what makes it bad. Even if I dress properly, make up, good wig, I feel like it would look bad anyway. I was wondering if it is something else, like face structure or just being ugly. Also not talking about cosplays that don't match body build or those that want to look bad ironically."}
+{"text":"When you just wear the outfit of a character, but don't do anything with your hair to resemble them. Unless they have the hair and don't need to stylize it or wear a wig, this shit grinds my gears. at a con walk past a Goro Majima cosplayer \"hey man, nice majima cosplay!\" \"hey thanks, my friend and I are our favorite mafia/criminal characters\" look at his friend \"oh is he supposed to be Kingpin from Spiderman?\" friend gets upset \"no, I'm supposed to be Nishiki from Yakuza 1..\" he is bald, tall and chubby gets mad that he wasn't identified as the right character"}
+{"text":"When you just wear the outfit of a character, but don't do anything with your hair to resemble them That's more than half the cosplays I see at cons"}
+{"text":"being russian makes it bad"}
+{"text":"there are many talented and attractive russian cosplayers"}
+{"text":"This Shinji cosplay is peak ngl."}
+{"text":"Sharing a hotel room at a con: Have you done it before? Where did you find people to split the room with? Were they strangers? What rules were usually in place for the convention weekend? Did any problems arise? Would you do it again?"}
+{"text":"Autisic thread"}
+{"text":"What server is that?"}
+{"text":"Everyone except for one guy took turns jacking off in the bathroom i mean where else are they going to do it?"}
+{"text":"On the biscuit"}
+{"text":"heeeyy mythie I hope you're doing well... That fuckass photo I took gives me flashbacks lmao. At least you didn't have two other dudes spooning eachother in that bed with you one night :( Meet people at cons beforehand and figure out if they're chill. Once you find the right people that aren't creeps and pay properly then try rooming with them again."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"man's bout to be abstracted by PIM"}
+{"text":"I hope the average Jax cosplayer isn't as insufferable as all the Jax fags I've come across. By far the most unlikeable TADC character but also probably the easiest to cosplay (provided you don't go full fursuit). For such a simple design, I'm surprised how difficult it is to pull off a simple Ragatha cosplay."}
+{"text":"Are you the same guy who immediately calls any positive jax-related post \"underaged\" or \"mental issues\"?"}
+{"text":"No but I am the same guy who will ask how can you still be defending Jax after all he's done since the latest episode. Those same people you referenced will attack you when asking questions about Jax's morality"}
+{"text":"What keeps you coming back to cons? Even /cgl/, as small as it is, shows there's a billion possible combinations to explain: \"Why?\" Some answers, but definitely not all, would be Cosplaying solo, group, admiring, meetups, photography What the event itself offers Guests, shops / artist alley, rave, game room The social element Parties (unofficial), hookups, meet new folks, mutual friends flying in from different areas Hanging out People watch, the weird experiences only cons can provide, that one time in the year \"the gang gets back together\" And of course any reasons I forgot to include are always encouraged. The floor is yours, gulls."}
+{"text":"I like the vibes and buying art. Any panels I think are neat are a bonus. Kinda getting the itch to put on a panel myself, and maybe it's the influence of my cosplaying friends but I'm starting to want to give that a shot, too."}
+{"text":"I still go for artist alleys. That's also why I liked going to a Japanese con twice and would like to go back a few more times, buying doujinshi and reading them whenever I want makes it worth it. I don't care about other parts of cons anymore because I don't care about the cosplays I see or don't recognize them, guests are random tiktokers who just happen to like DBZ, there aren't anymore concerts by Japanese artists in the cons where I go, and professional sellers just sell bootlegs of anything you can think of."}
+{"text":"I am more in my element with a bunch of nerds and weebs. My friends arent really nerds, so cons help me find a community with that side of things, if only for a weekend."}
+{"text":"NGL I've only been to two cons this year, a smaller one and Dokomi, and for both I didn't need to pay for tickets because I was helping a friend with her booth or modelling for the J-Fashion show. I still bought regular tickets for Dokomi 2026 because the whole fashion show thing might not work out this year due to a change in how they handle volunteer helpers, as well as the new organisation team that got implemented this year for the fashion stage sucking major balls."}
+{"text":"Quite a few things actually: partying with the bros a reason to travel that warm feeling when someone recognizes and complements your cosplay, usually only obtainable when someone enjoys my cooking good panels the positive energy from seeing my friends also have fun and contributing to that how I can, thus creating a positive energy tide that floats all boats the chance to discuss shit I like irl and meet more people into said shit the nearly impossible chance that I might meet a woman who clicks with me, which for some reason I haven’t written off as entirely impossible"}
+{"text":"Would you go to Dashcon 2014 if given the chance?"}
+{"text":"Honestly? Yes. 2014-2019 tumblr was so peak I'd go to a bad tumblr convention over a good number of \"good\" non-tumblr ones just for the vibe."}
+{"text":"I dunno, bad cons are just fucking boring desu"}
+{"text":"Having been to bad cons before (the worst one out of the ones I've been to being an actual fire or stampede hazard because there were way too many people in the venue), it's a no from me. The only good part about being at DashCon '14 was being able to tell people afterward that you were at one of the worst cons in history. I want pre-2020 cosplay back so much 2010's still had a bit of the old cosplay culture left, but by then the cancer that is influencer-driven cosplay was already taking over. When I finally started regularly going to cons in 2014 (not dashcon but other ones), names like Jessica Nigri and Yaya Han were already established as career cosplayers that did FOTM cosplays instead of using cosplay as an extension of fan art. It's obviously worse now, but it was already bad then."}
+{"text":"I was there in 2014 Saturday and Sunday. It was decent if you treated it as a meetup not an actual convention (I ghosted)"}
+{"text":"I think this thread might surpass the two years the last one lasted since it's even slower. You may be correct"}
+{"text":"One year later and I wish you would, too. I'm a retarded codelet and GPT won't tell me how to rip assets off the game. I remember the viewer though."}
+{"text":"Ten years later and I got the urge to try and play Gijin Kareshi again because I missed my gays too much. Does the browser method even work still because I got access to my shit again but I can't click on half the things. Pressing the button does nothing and even if I work myself around to other parts, I can't click on the gacha to claim shit."}
+{"text":"Merry christmas, /mkg/"}
+{"text":"i dunno when drawthreads tapered off here but i periodically check back and there just never is one. so ill be the change I want to see in the world. post coords for me to draw, thank you. (and other artists too of course)"}
+{"text":"Literally super happy!!!!"}
+{"text":"Also super happy that someone decided to draw me I'm so happy"}
+{"text":"not sure i even want new photos of me associated with that beastly pic. i did post one but quickly deleted cause of the embarassment of the original"}
+{"text":"u look cute"}
+{"text":"post coords i feel like drawing someone"}
+{"text":"cosplayed kagami from lucky star what do ya think"}
+{"text":"very good"}
+{"text":"nice outfit. Please invest in a decent iron to get rid of those drastic wrinkles."}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"How come they're not baggy on the JCs and JKs in Tokyo?"}
+{"text":"It's cute but my heart only beats for Konata."}
+{"text":"get in and get comf"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can find Idol Force footage? What did everyone think of it this time?"}
+{"text":"fuuta and that chick who staffs for lili"}
+{"text":"Isn't that Lili's gf lmao"}
+{"text":"4qnq dude is probably just desperate and trying to do whatever lol Esp after he blew up Neonism gen 2 and and now patopi as well"}
+{"text":"Fuck off dubfag"}
+{"text":"The bigger girl? I didnt think she was into idol stuff"}
+{"text":"The title says it all, cosplayers that did awesome cosplay but their career were cut short, as they suddenly disappeared without any notice."}
+{"text":"nags about politics on a daily basis in their locked instragram"}
+{"text":"I looked her up, and she looks like a model. I'm not sure how to feel about her being a furry, even though her fursuits look good on her..."}
+{"text":"hey, I did notice that some women in that are into fursuiting look like supermodels like for example, Winfoxi, who did some Disney princesses cosplays long time ago and now dresses up in her fursona, looks gorgeous outside her costume and ironically also went missing a year ago, but for a darker reason, as she's ukrainian"}
+{"text":"Isn't any cosplayer that becomes a left-winged queer?"}
+{"text":"I remember she had a couple good cosplays that got shared around a lot, but I can't remember what her name was. I found this in my files, but I haven't had any luck finding the source or remembering her name."}
+{"text":"\"dear femoids: you complain about sexual harassment, yet you have boobs. Curious...:"}
+{"text":"graduated the same year the iPhone came out haven't been to a con since AWA2013 to meet moot I'm not sure I'd have the heart to experience what cons are like now."}
+{"text":"haven't been to a con since AWA2013 to meet moot What was that like?"}
+{"text":"Gay as fuck. He gave me a hug in the hotel lobby. There's probably a photo of it on the internet out there somewhere. I also got to meet ZUN, which was cool."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure I'd have the heart to experience what cons are like now. not really different, honestly. You will still see sailor moon and DBZ cosplay. The demographics have only lightly shifted toward more females than in the past, but still mostly male and the same age group. the only thing different really is that internet got even faster than 2013 and cons serving the purpose of a media distro hub was already on the way out. Thats pretty much locked in now unless you're looking for old stuff, or indie stuff, and even then...."}
+{"text":"Do you prefer to cosplay as more well-known or \"underground\" less known characters from more obscure media? Historically all of my cosplays have been somewhat obscure game characters, at least in my region, very little people play Yakuza so the few people that recognized my Kiryu cosplay made me feel quite good"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it’s nice when I’m RE 2 Leon. Especially when Ada and Ashley cosplayers approach me. But there’s just something about being obscure character, and someone still recognizes you. I was pic related and the whole weekend only twice did someone know what I was (The group of Viking cosplayers were really hyped to see me.)"}
+{"text":"That depends on a lot of factors"}
+{"text":"I cosplay anyone ive done anything from Miku to Ryoko from Saya no Uta Side thing im doing faust at some point lul"}
+{"text":"A mix of well known and obscure. Sometimes I go for well known characters and sometimes obscure characters. Really it depends on the mood and interest."}
+{"text":"Obviously obscure shit. No reason to get excited once you've seen the same costume twice per day. Only good thing about it is going to group meetups. Also obscure things actually let you open up conversation since everyone has talked about the big works to death already."}
+{"text":"Hey all, I’ve recently been going down the rabbit hole of wanting to dress up in kinda cute femboy-ish or feminine cosplay, but I’ve got kind of a muscly frame. Idk how to size things properly, or even if most cosplay patterns of that kind out there accommodate for my frame Any advice on shopping for those kind of outfits? Websites to use/avoid, sizing advice, materials to try/avoid, characters that fit the bill, etc would be much appreciated! Pic related is the kind of cosplay I’d go for, same kind of outfit and pattern"}
+{"text":"I think you should do it and not try to be feminine. I love men dressed in dresses or skirts but they aren't trying to look they they aren't men. Comfortable enough with themselves to do that."}
+{"text":"I suppose the way I worded it in my post was less than clear, but the way you describe it is the way I mean! I mean wearing clothes typically reserved for feminine bodies while I have a non-feminine body. I just wanna know how to make it look good on my frame These are good pieces of advice, so I’ll likely try out some very tight clothes, cut/sew them in the general mockup of what I want, and see if I can make it work on my body. I’d imagine I’ll be using a lot of spandex or other stretchy fabrics to accommodate Idk what kind of build I’d describe myself as, but pic related is me"}
+{"text":"I feel like nowadays crossplaying is very accessible; if it looks good it looks good, but if it looks bad most people won't say anything because they don't want to come off as transphobic. So don't be afraid if your crossplay will look a bit off. Also you're putting a lot of thought into it, so the result will likely look better than half the AliExpress cosplays you'll see on con floors these days anyway. I don't have any real advice for you other than don't assume they won't have your size. The sizes for modern womens' clothing range from little girl to hamplanet, so you'll have a better time finding something that'd fit you than you would have a decade ago when buff dudes were doing gag Misty crossplays."}
+{"text":"If your frame is too muscly, you can't Go for the \"manly Sailor Moon\" look like pic related instead"}
+{"text":"u can do those ironic buff guy bunnysuit cosplays"}
+{"text":"Is barefoot cosplay ever acceptable? If you are walking around at a con?"}
+{"text":"its always acceptable"}
+{"text":"Here Yep it looked like that."}
+{"text":"hey /cgl/ this me cosplaying my cat rupert, hes pictured here next to me ill add another picture after so you can get a closer look"}
+{"text":"excellent cosplay"}
+{"text":"LMAO"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Whats so funny"}
+{"text":"he is in homo loves with OP"}
+{"text":"Gimme some good bride cosplays."}
+{"text":"SEIBAH!!!"}
+{"text":"new vidya waifus released immediately become muses for every cosplay thot It's a good life."}
+{"text":"Not really a wedding dress, but those two married at the last vienna comic con (Missed opportunity, that it wasn't a 40k themed one)"}
+{"text":"what are you talking about"}
+{"text":"I have no idea who this is"}
+{"text":"There’s a link right there guys"}
+{"text":"tricks his rival creator into doing problematic content refuses to acknowledge wrongdoings while said rival has to make an apology vid Kek based Pids big leaguing his opps"}
+{"text":"yt brainrot based w h e w"}
+{"text":"My younger sister's favourite hobby is dress-making. She can sew skirts, dresses, and more! She also enjoys wearing some of the uncommon dresses I see here in /cgl/. I would like to purchase a Christmas gift for her based in this hobby, but she has the few important things I was thinking of getting her (sewing machine, yarn, threads, etc.). An article of clothing would be nice, but I wouldn't know where to begin. Are there any fundamental gifts you would recommend for her?"}
+{"text":"depends how much you want to spend richfag overlock machine not-that-richfag tailor mannequin normie fabric shears poorfag organizer box or needle set"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your suggestions! overlock machine Too expensive, unfortunately. I'll check with my brother to see if we can pool money together. tailor mannequin fabric shears organizer box or needle set"}
+{"text":"Hijacking this thread, what's a decent beginner sewing machine? Gf wants one but she already had one and never used it so I don't want to splurge."}
+{"text":"Thread for all other lolita topics and releases. Last thread fell off the board. Angelic Pretty General Buy/Sell/Trade Ouji General Handmade Lolita Kumya General"}
+{"text":"most japanse rori brands are falling for the taobao curse and I HATE IT. put down the ruffles and cheap tulle."}
+{"text":"Anyone's comm doing a Christmas Party? Mine wants to put something together last minute but nobody's stepping up to host lmao"}
+{"text":"it is taking over a lot of the alt fashion scene, bleeding into mainstream fashion"}
+{"text":"You think alt fashion is also getting overdesigned? Isn’t that a good thing?"}
+{"text":"Today I managed to get my hands on a 2005 karami skirt in the pink colourway.... 100 bucks.... i dont know if that is worth it but to me it is"}
+{"text":"Heya /cgl/! I made the decision to give cosplaying a try. I cant describe how much i enjoyed it, especially because im a very extroverted person. What do you guys think of my first cosplay? :]"}
+{"text":"Very good question"}
+{"text":"Skibidi toilet"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"so you don't know"}
+{"text":"who are these \"some\"?"}
+{"text":"does anyone know the character?"}
+{"text":"utau hoshina from shugo chara"}
+{"text":"be non black person (not white) doing cosplay high expectations to be accurate with correct wig for contests and photoshoots be black no need to use wig or accurate cosplay. it's called ethnic wigs instead"}
+{"text":"if people stop being racist and hateful then picrel would never happened"}
+{"text":"No, men are the reason we have civilization."}
+{"text":"A society of psychopaths would die off in no time Given the birth rates, all the most developed and progressive countries are set to be extinct within a few generations, while backward shitholes like the Middle East are thriving at the same time. It's almost like you retards don't understand what civilization is or what makes it last. Gynocracies have never existed, and never will. I wonder why."}
+{"text":"wdym, Mario was always black."}
+{"text":"jumps and hits a coin block instead of WAHOO, it's SHIIIIEEET"}
+{"text":"Westerners will never be this cute."}
+{"text":"As a Westerner I'm glad that I don't have to live with the gaussian blur skin disease that non-Westerners seem to have"}
+{"text":"Is there a cure for this disease?"}
+{"text":"No, but their suffering can be alleviated with skin whitening products and online larping"}
+{"text":"She is too small, she'll never make it in the anime cosplay world"}
+{"text":"She could still lose a bit of weight."}
+{"text":"jfash these japanese fascist sure dress in a curious way"}
+{"text":"What do you think of kids at cons? Good? Bad? Should more cons ban them, I've noticed actual porn stars at Comic Con dressed very revealing and selling their stuff there so maybe that should go 18+"}
+{"text":"animated cartoons? cartoon adventures on comics? yeah das adult stuff go back to taking dragon dildos up ur ass on onlyfans"}
+{"text":"Based strawmanning moron"}
+{"text":"Cons are usually centered for comics, video games, and anime. AKA shit for kids. Unless it's explicietly an 18+ event, or something that should be (I don't know why people take kids to casinos, that shit is degenerate), why should kids be barred? If you're walking about with your ass and half your labia sticking out, that's on you. If you don't want kids seeing something, don't do it in a kid-prone place. My local con has 18+ events, usually events that occur after 7pm."}
+{"text":"go back to taking dragon dildos on of"}
+{"text":"He seems like he enjoys it tho"}
+{"text":"There are some characters like Ada, Boa, and Nico, whose outfits have slits at the lower parts, enabling them to show more leg. When I ask to take pictures of these cosplayers, how do I get them to show more leg?"}
+{"text":"If the character has some iconic pose that does, in fact, show more leg, just ask them to do the character's iconic pose. Otherwise, kys"}
+{"text":"why kys :("}
+{"text":"keep yourself shining"}
+{"text":"I dont know but based, showing her body is the only thing a cosplay whore is good for"}
+{"text":"Gypsy whore 194x259 OP picture That's a new low"}
+{"text":"Alternate title: \"What Were You Fucking Thinking, Aka-San? It's Not Too Late to Ctrl + Z\" Edition Keep it /cgl/-related! Cosplay or J-fashion like Lolita/Brolita, Aristocrat, Kimono, Nanchatte, etc.! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ITT you may post: - Useful guides that can be applied to crossplaying/crossdressing - Questions, help, sharing advice to improve your appearance to pass temporary as the opposite gender (Male -> Female, Female -> Male) - pictures of crossplay/crossdressing coords, selfposts - personal experience/stories regarding crossplay/crossdressing NOT allowed: - Anything in sexual context/fetish stuff - Anything related to gender transition like hormones, operation etc.;  might be the better place for this Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Where to find crossplay communities irl,,,"}
+{"text":"You can't find any good ones IRL"}
+{"text":"Where to find crossplay communities irl,,, Godo ones do not really exist"}
+{"text":"[Video] MtF crossdresser Rin-senpai talking about how he got in shape Link seems t be down, can someone re-up?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know how or where to get anime character masks? Something to integrate in my crossplays, but without going the full way (bodysuit/zentai)."}
+{"text":"Lesbian cosplay"}
+{"text":"Shopping tends to do that to photos"}
+{"text":"G4Y"}
+{"text":"Why are they so incest themed?"}
+{"text":"If you mean Haruka and Michiru, the US-dub turned them into cousins If you mean cosplays like Elsa and Anna, or Ram and Rem, maybe the radical christians were right after all"}
+{"text":"Dank und spooky edition Last fred"}
+{"text":"It's autumn"}
+{"text":"the meteorological summer season starts on June 1 and lasts three months, until September 1. Astronomical summer lasts from the date of the summer solstice until the autumnal equinox, which occurs in the Northern Hemisphere on September 22 or 23 Where do you live where it's autumn already? Where I live we can still get heat waves until mid october at the latest. If I get past that point I finally feel like it's autumn even though it officially started ages ago. Also, to clarify why I made that comment; I don't associate hot weather with halloween, and it will be a few months (from when halloween stuff starts popping up in stores, not from now) until halloween is actually there."}
+{"text":"not falling off anytime soon"}
+{"text":"It hurts me to this day that I never got to visit the physical store...."}
+{"text":"In case anyone wonders why this thread is not archived yet - a janny with additional chromosome deleted over 30 posts and been bumping this thread before that for few years."}
+{"text":"Why is it always cringe and reeks of hubris and arrogance from the person cosplaying? It feels highly narcissistic."}
+{"text":"That's how you remember it - THEY WERE JUST BEING NICE"}
+{"text":"I was Kevin Ryman from Outbreak. With a brown hair wig."}
+{"text":"Not at all, I walked into the room some troglodytes thought my steampunk was from some video game called Frostpunk. I informed them that not only do people not play non Nintendo games in this day and age, but my cosplay was an OC steampunk design with moving parts for my glasses. They were so embarrassed they left the room and I got a round of applause from the real gamers there ready to play smash."}
+{"text":"Nah, they liked it cuz sexy clothes on a passable femboy. Also, these ppl hate me. So they would never “be nice”"}
+{"text":"Kevin Oh shit, you never see Outbreak cosplay! Big ups, man, I would have fanboy'd over you."}
+{"text":"I never went to these as I wasn't old enough but I've heard that conventions used to be more fun. Actual nerds going there having a good time. No social media attention whores trying to get clout Not overly woke and annoying bullshit shoved down your throat Just nerds nerdin' out"}
+{"text":"those people have only gotten a little bit larger compared to the regular crowd that got a lot more quiet. All the congoing normalfags that don't speak up for what they like are the reasons cons go to shit. You have to drive away the opposition (normalfags) or at least make it known that this isn't the place for them to get uppity about their annoying shit (SJWs) that's normalfag shameless, not subculture shameless"}
+{"text":"All the congoing normalfags that don't speak up for what they like are the reasons cons go to shit. You have to drive away the opposition (normalfags) or at least make it known that this isn't the place for them to get uppity about their annoying shit (SJWs) wrong!"}
+{"text":"explain yourself or forever hold your faggotry"}
+{"text":"you're replying to the waste of life we've affectionately dubbed \"incel stealth bumper\". He's not capable of an honest discussion about anything as you can see here where he shamelessly posts meaningless garbage to himself"}
+{"text":"You guys are ignoring the fact that a large portion of anime's success was based on the fact that it had explicit content. Akira and the OVA boom are a proof of that. It made anime stand out from normal cartoons."}
+{"text":"I've been lurking on EGL forums for 2 years now and finally committed to buying a sweet coord. It's winter now, and I'm not sure where to wear it. Post any Canadian events you know about!"}
+{"text":"Montreal Comiccon"}
+{"text":"Oh, damn, it's running right now from December 6th-7th. I wish I knew about it sooner lol. Are you going?"}
+{"text":"The wig better arrive soon."}
+{"text":"it is!"}
+{"text":"Petite and qt nonna"}
+{"text":"my little poney found the furry fag"}
+{"text":"android phone I can see you are popular in school"}
+{"text":"tsukiko, do you have a discord"}
+{"text":"is my gyaru makeup any good ? i just started doing it a few weeks ago :3 what tips do u guys and gals have 4 me? drop em in da replys and i will update X3 also time stamp will be in replys!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"will u be my wife"}
+{"text":"If this post is real, your gyaru make up is spot on. What's the outfit with it? Are you going to make your hair more expressive or stick with the pigtails?"}
+{"text":"Some answers here are strange"}
+{"text":"Explain how"}
+{"text":"hi!! first time poster, but wanted to show off my proshot images!! this is my favourite but i have more!!"}
+{"text":"hey anon, i think your makeup is cool and i am always happy when i see people try unconventional things. i think it looks good with your piercings and your face looks normal."}
+{"text":"Will this thread last until Christmas?"}
+{"text":"Maybe"}
+{"text":"Uh?"}
+{"text":"Uh what?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Dating in the hobby Seems like there is a tough barrier to work through when it comes to trying to keep your partner within the hobby. My ex hated cosplay and anime and it has done nothing but drive me to want to date cosplayers, more to help them afford better cosplays and all that, as well as just enjoy cons together and all that stuff. All the apps try and say that you can narrow down your search, or apps like Boo, but it just ends up being normies who either catfish or ghost. Is there an actual place or app to use that isn't dog shit? At the same time I've found that cosplayers generally want to be left alone at cons while they do their thing."}
+{"text":"The fact you think this is a difficult amount to lift... ngmi."}
+{"text":"You're not getting a gf period"}
+{"text":"Gotta start by being open to the fact that you don't know the person and therefore need to get to know them, in a non-pressure way, to see if you both match. Generally, as mentioned above, Instagram. If you post your cosplays on Insta, you can easily break the ice by saying \"oh can I post this on my instagram? Here's my handle\" or similar, and you make little cards or get business cards easily (its not that weird as a lot of people try to promote themselves at cons similarly). Sometimes that leads into more conversation naturally, but the conversation will stop there 95% of the time, and what you need to do is follow up on Instagram, but don't be weird. Tag them, and find something to connect over from their profile. Don't bullshit. Don't send a message about loving X because they said they love X and you don't actually care about X but want to use it as an excuse to talk to them. That's creepy and manipulative. Actually be interested in the conversation. Anything that mentions dating/getting to know them better right off the bat is an immediate \"no\". If they never message back, no big deal, you tagged someone with a cool cosplay, move on. Essentially you are using Instagram as the 3rd space to connect with people in the hobby, and hopefully find someone who jives with you mutually to date. I find this is only true if you are not in cosplay. The moment I'm in cosplay, it's the opposite, and I have people coming up gushing about my character/the show and we generally have a good chat about it. This can get you hookups if you are hot, but people are hypervigalant these days and I wouldn't trust someone who comes up and goes \"hey we know nothing about each other and this is the first time you've ever seen or spoken to me want to grab a coffee?\""}
+{"text":"and no one wants incels"}
+{"text":"W replies desu"}
+{"text":"Guys, how old is too old? Like, I am an oldfag in his mid 40s. Used to be very involved in the con scene back in the 90s and early 00s. I am currently on a very nostalgic mood about those days of yore, and planning to visit a few of the big cons to see how's the fandom nowadays. Would I be, as you youngsters say, cringe? Worse, would other congoers immediately assume I am a creepy pedophile? I don't really want to ruin some kids con experience like that. Two things, I would be attending alone because the few con buddies from back then that I still keep in contact, are too jaded and busy to give a shit. Also, I am considering if it is a good idea to go cosplaying as an old timer character."}
+{"text":"10959896 10961473 10962851 Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"This anon knows what's up. I started managing a publicity table for my con and I'm loving every second of it (plus getting all those airline miles on my business card is pretty sweet). I get to meet so many VAs and musical guests it doesn't even register that they're \"famous\" anymore. Only downside is that people keep speaking Japanese at me and I can only ask where the bathroom is. I also cosplay boomer anime like Harlock and Space Battleship Yamato, which will be \"age appropriate\" until I'm pushing 50. Since they're not FOTM anime, they'll also still be popular too. I do current shit too but my classics always get more photo requests"}
+{"text":"11"}
+{"text":"Looks like I'm still in the \"You can still pull it off if you work at it\" range. Cool."}
+{"text":"California is the healthiest state in the country lmao no, stats are cooked to ignore the millions of fat spics"}
+{"text":"old one's gone"}
+{"text":"personally i had issues with the pacing being all wacked out and dave sounding like a nerd"}
+{"text":"what's wrong about that?"}
+{"text":"Now that all the summer cons are done in Canada, anyone looking forward to having a con during the fall and winter season? Anirevo Toronto is happening November 21-23, 2025!"}
+{"text":"What's the next big event everyone is going to We're not all waiting for AN now, right"}
+{"text":"Anyone cool is going to American cons in the new year, or waiting for MTCC. A lot of cons are dragging their feet to announce."}
+{"text":"I arrived late on sunday so I cannot see any reason to buy a ticket at 2:00 pm. Just had my fun looking around and enjoying the work done on cosplays."}
+{"text":"i want to see more cosplayers"}
+{"text":"wait until Anime North"}
+{"text":"Nov 21- 23, 2025 Who do you know here? What are you cosplaying? Where are you pissing? When are you having a melty? Why are we here? Just to suffer? How are you going to suffer?"}
+{"text":"Actual female looking to meetup this weekend. Don't be too creepy, but my standards are low. Discord: ccn.weebette_45272"}
+{"text":"Anyone need a badge for the weekend? Contact me on discord username fiddlestorm"}
+{"text":"Sent"}
+{"text":"3 cons in one weekend and ain't nobody mess with me."}
+{"text":"Average Colossalcon attendee."}
+{"text":"5 months of the old thread and not much has happened. Summer cons have been and gone and once again everything is fundamentally different. I don’t think we’ll Go back to pre lockdown glory. Ho hum. Theres a few more bits and pieces before con season is over but I cba looking them up this time."}
+{"text":"Yeah, going to be essentially fursuiting all weekend, which will be good given it's so fucking cold"}
+{"text":"Too right anon My cosplays ain't very heavy on layers so that's gonna be fun part of the weekend"}
+{"text":"Well, at least the weather is saying it's not going to rain this year. How's everyone getting on this morning?"}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"MCM Birmingham moving to August for 2026 Rumour flying around con last weekend is Megacon booked the usual MCM November dates"}
+{"text":"What does 4chan think uwu"}
+{"text":"I see that you started from compliments"}
+{"text":"belgian fries"}
+{"text":"I kinda like this thread's replies"}
+{"text":"lose weight and stop attention whoring in this thread and go post under the relevant ones newfag"}
+{"text":"i think it looks great! to be a bit better you could lose the extra weight but other than that i think the cosplay matches the og, which is nice. too many addons on newer cosplays nowadays"}
+{"text":"There seriously aren't people who do this are there? I get that things are expensive, but going into thousands of dollars of high interest debt for a few weekends can't be a thing"}
+{"text":"My therapist told me to spend money going to bars, dating apps and any anime con event I wanted to go to despite me telling her and showing her repeatedly how much money I make. Of course I listened to her and now I'm even further in the hole."}
+{"text":"Uh...sweaty? Don't you know you're not supposed to say things like this on a site where anonymous faggots will judge you for not wasting money when you didn't have to (o algo)?"}
+{"text":"i spend thousands because i splurge for suites and host parties. even spring for valet bevause it's convenient. never had an issue with debt because i have a job and do this for fun. shouldn't really be an issue if you're not retarded with every other purchase you make in your life"}
+{"text":"Went to ACen and Anime Expo. Ended up with 3 maxed cc. 1 going into collections(which I settled). Got them all paid off only to max them again with 2 new cards both going into collection. That was from a Japan trip tho. Still got 3 maxed while paying the 2 in collections. Also paying off a car and student loans"}
+{"text":"Nov 21- 23, 2025 Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Who are you planning to cosplay as at the event? What are you hoping to see or experience during the convention? Where do you plan to spend most of your time at the con? When are you planning to head to the convention? Are you going alone or with a group? Are you planning to get any tattoos? If so, what?"}
+{"text":"People actually go to this? These con owners are fucking idiots trying to throw anything at the wall to see what works and gets them money."}
+{"text":"i'll leave my house for basically anything anime. It's not really worth going to unless you like tattoos."}
+{"text":"neat. maybe i can see you there. i just want to hang with more /cgl/ people"}
+{"text":"Where and when are the vtuber meetups? i'm interested."}
+{"text":"Dead con but successful party room on Friday. #toptheopps"}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"so unfortunate about the trashy tattoo, why do women do this? amazing legs though"}
+{"text":"Because they look cool"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"chronic masturbators in charge of beauty standards Lol"}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"New thread since the last one reached the limit and is about to be archived. Who's your favorite out of all of the Akiba finalists?"}
+{"text":"can't blame him, i'm also tired of that song. just like how i'm tired of all of the cosplayers doing umamusume"}
+{"text":"Even in his fancams, you can hear him wotagaying loud. Both are bad, but I have to agree with this."}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"if you hate cheering so much why don't you just stick to lame cosplay groups with your peers? or go back to your kpop concerts."}
+{"text":"kpop normies coming in and trying to change shit is so annoying"}
+{"text":"kate and sally"}
+{"text":"The Hanji is JuliaStunts, she's got a youtube following and collabs with a handful of other creators Dunno about the other girl"}
+{"text":"the other girl looks like a Tifa cosplay from Crisis Core"}
+{"text":"First of all I gotta say this is not about idolize or admire those people, they're bad and so, I'm just saying that their looks were cool. I mean, some of them, like The Zodiac or Mr Cruel had cool outfits. I talked about this with a friend and he told me it's not wrong as long as I don't idolize them or make fun of the victims. So, what do you say?"}
+{"text":"You're playing dress up. Stop asking stupid questions"}
+{"text":"UPCOMING EVENTS: Michigan Anime Convention - August 2 to 3 @ Suburban Collection Showplace (Novi) Kogan Con 2025 - August 9 @ Central Park Place (Grand Haven) Superior Fan Fest 2025 - August 22 to 24 @ Westwood Mall (Marquette) OzokuCon - August 29 to 31 @ Blue Water Convention Center (Port Huron) GrandCon 2025 - August 29 to 31 @ DeVos Place (Grand Rapids) Monroe Comic Con 2025 - September 12 to 13 @ Monroe County Fairgrounds (Monroe) FantastiCon: Metro Detroit 2025 - September 27 to September 28 @ Oakland Expo Center (Waterford Township) Great Lakes Fall Expo 2025 - October 11 @ Trinity Lutheran Church (Clinton Charter Township) Youmacon 2025 - October 31 to November 2 @ Huntington Place (Detroit) Motor City Comic Con 2025: Fall Edition - November 14 to 16 @ Suburban Collection Showplace (Novi) Grand Rapids Comic-Con - November 14 to 16 @ DeVos Place (Grand Rapids) Otaku U IV - November 22 @ VistaTech Center (Livonia) Bluewater International Comic-Con - November 22 @ Blue Water Convention Center (Port Huron) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Harpo's is ghetto as fuck don't go. Falling asleep on the floor with 2 random people at the rencen in 2011 is such a core memory for me. It was the best. Youma was the single really cool and fun thing for me in this dogshit city when I was in high school. It had so much character to it too. All gone now. I guess you really can't ever go home again."}
+{"text":"2abstract4me"}
+{"text":"MCCC fall edition was a ton of fun this year. Cosplays are always fab. Michigan has some talented cosplayers."}
+{"text":"The girl dressed as Robotnik on Saturday made me kek every time."}
+{"text":"So how many of you gulls are going to issho con? I plan on going."}
+{"text":"pic is me"}
+{"text":"your coord is so beautiful! i love the qi elements! i am very aware my dress was wrinkly lol, it was in storage from moving house and i didnt have time it iron it that day as my ironing board was also in storage. I wore this coord to a local cat convention / show! thank you for posting your coord! i wished more people did thats what i made this thread for lol. id wanna post more pics but mostly i just dont wanna be called fat more lol, i dont mind concrit especially when i know the algon cardigan isnt ideal for this coord."}
+{"text":"whatever that means i just think mixing brand with taobao never looks good, the pinks and whites and colours in general never match and for me its just too much, id rather do brand on brand or taobao on taobao. all im hearing is \"im a mexican and i gotta project my mexicaness onto you!\" not everyone lives in a third world metal sheet field like you qi lolita yeah im not listening to you on anything nona that substyle is ugly as pigshit :]"}
+{"text":"the egl community needs to create a word for litas who try too hard to be mean like the 2013 toxic community lmfao, we are not in that era of the fashion anymore you sound mentally retarded"}
+{"text":"ur brave, and the coord looks cute"}
+{"text":"i cant imagine being this much of an edgy racist tryhard, pathetic bitch"}
+{"text":"Aug 22 - 24, 2025 Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Who are you planning to cosplay as at the event? What are you hoping to see or experience during the convention? Where do you plan to spend most of your time at the con? When are you planning to head to the convention? Are you going alone or with a group?"}
+{"text":"It's some of the Midwest freaks that attend and won't stfu about each other. The convention itself isn't terrible but it's definitely struggling. They have grown over the years and are making better use of the space they have now, but they keep having scheduling and communication issues year after year— and the cosplay contest has has issues for the last couple. It's a decent convention but because of where it's located some very vocal shitty people who love to talk crap about each other attend"}
+{"text":"There's a few cgl midwest groups that are all fucking awful. Honestly don't bother meet up with anyone off 4chan in general. That ship has sailed a long ass time ago."}
+{"text":"Basically this, but I wouldnt say it's \"struggling\". It's fine. It has it's problems but it's still fun and better than most Kopf cons."}
+{"text":"Well people pussied out when it escalated beyond shit talking earlier this year"}
+{"text":"Because one of them is washed up azn rapper who tries to be black and the other is a black nazi who wishes he were white"}
+{"text":"can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right nowwwww"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I want to start dressing in Lolita style, but in the old school style. Do you know where I can buy clothes or have any tip on how to make my own dresses?"}
+{"text":"there used to be DIY/sewing threads for lolita specifically, maybe check the archives"}
+{"text":"Do you know of any users who create tutorials for Lolita dresses? Both on YouTube and other sites"}
+{"text":"idk, but I have this from the old threads, if I were you I'd dig in the archives OtomeNoSewing_English_vers00.pdf"}
+{"text":"u can look at scans of old gothic lolita bible issues for lolita sewing tips and just general old school photos. dont listen to the haters lol everyone starts somewhere"}
+{"text":"Stop spoonfeeding it, there is already decades of information out there that's one google click away. No, kys lazy newfag tranny."}
+{"text":"my first ever cosplay was ghost face cuz im a basic bitch lmao. It was for Halloween but i got it from a cosplay site so i can wear it to other things too. What do you guys think? Cosplay seems really cool and i've always wanted to go to a con but i'm shy :( please excuse the background, my sister is the only person with a full body mirror LOL"}
+{"text":"Looks like fun man! My first cosplay was kylo ren and I wore it to the premier of the fire awakens ten years ago those are some good memories"}
+{"text":"Ghost Face bros!"}
+{"text":"looks awesome man!"}
+{"text":"Old"}
+{"text":"Damn, as a fan of pretty big, that's plenty big Every time I've even attempted to look at /b/ in recent years it was just turned into a random porn dump and there was nothing of value. I really miss the /b/ we had in the 00s"}
+{"text":"cram it, poofter!"}
+{"text":"Rate Mariah Carey’s coord"}
+{"text":"It's nice that she's wearing meta but the skirt fabric looks cheap and I don't like how stark white the gloves are but that's not her fault"}
+{"text":"I think peoples sense for fabric has been ruined by brands using polyester 24/7"}
+{"text":"Literally whose?"}
+{"text":"Melanie Martinez is still my favorite lolita celebrity"}
+{"text":"shes wearing brand and looks pretty, not much deeper than that. shes not a lolita and was just dressing up for the day so i really dont care that the coord is kinda weird."}
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+{"text":"Humanoid edition Previous: Girly shota: Kemono shota: Muscle shota:"}
+{"text":"no longer a virgin"}
+{"text":"I can see his ball(s)"}
+{"text":"I think that's his underwear."}
+{"text":"Slut"}
+{"text":"Happy (Late) Birthday Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"Artist?"}
+{"text":"Into the Void Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"so many human Al pins I'm cooked."}
+{"text":"Yup. It doesn't help that I keep seeing people with walls full of pins and it's making me jealous."}
+{"text":"I aspire to have a massive pin/charm collection. I have a board for them so now it's a matter of filling it. RIP my wallet though, damn."}
+{"text":"Death to the wallet!"}
+{"text":"Ah, that would be nice. I didn't originally want any pins because I saw how expensive they went for second hand, but now I love them and need them all. That damn deer and his stupid pretty face that I need to have over all my walls!"}
+{"text":"Post boys getting wedgie"}
+{"text":"Weird fetish, but I love it"}
+{"text":"Anyone know who drew this?"}
+{"text":"Yikes, I dont know who draw this, but this is so masterpiece.."}
+{"text":"Where did you find it? Do you have more?"}
+{"text":"Let´s post historical boys here"}
+{"text":"He only \"looks like a girl\" there because he has bangs and long eyelashes. Realistically, men tend to have thicker and longer eyelashes. Media arts, entertainment, and makeup just sorta push reality out the window."}
+{"text":"That's Jared Leto."}
+{"text":"What could have been"}
+{"text":"Best boy edition"}
+{"text":"last thread: ITT: basically any western ip, but preferably what you'd see on /co/ refrain from posting for properties with their own threads no, i'm not sure if this thread is for OCs or western-style anime fanart, but all the same, go ahead, i don't give a fuck picrel: c2ndy2c1d"}
+{"text":"I liked them both separately before but it's hilarious how a quick scene in 1 episode can cause such an influx of art, I'm grateful"}
+{"text":"The Jews/bourgeoisie/demiurge didn't allow Equestria Girls to make him into a proper shota because they knew the effects would be too devastating"}
+{"text":"evilcroww Excellent face on that Japanese boy"}
+{"text":"Robin supremacy"}
+{"text":"iwakkecubung I love how it's like they de-gayed his outfit with the pants only to give the next one boots from Lady Gaga's closet"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Already got neuv c1 and don't really want c2"}
+{"text":"Cooking with shota edition Previous: Girly shota: Kemono shota: Muscle shota:"}
+{"text":"Last pic for my son <3"}
+{"text":"Also reminder that there's another thread up at"}
+{"text":"Those shos should NOT be that close together! It's inappropriate!"}
+{"text":"Based /b/tard. Fuck off from there, come here better."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"A thread for the sweetest, cutest and handsomest boys, future of shonen. What's something you'd choose Okarun over Jiji and vice versa?"}
+{"text":"(ignore the alien peeking)"}
+{"text":"DanDaDan if it was even better, episode 1 finale. Jiji is a gentleman and gave this little nerd he just met at school his clothes because he was so cute the Serpo tried to sex him too when he came to the rescue of this dumb jock who confronted his bullies (but he was bullied as well then). Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Love Suuu's art"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"A thread for our hero in blue and his friends Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Got him already. Posted him here"}
+{"text":"Why's he called megaman when he's shota shaped?"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Krismas Edition Prev:"}
+{"text":"Prev:"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"The Summer Hikaru Died (Japanese: 光が死んだ夏, Hepburn: Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Mokumokuren. It began serialization on Kadokawa Shoten's Young Ace Up website in August 2021. As of July 2025, the series' individual chapters have been collected in seven tankōbon volumes. It follows the story of Yoshiki Tsujinaka, a teenager in rural Japan who discovers that his best friend Hikaru Indo has been possessed by an otherworldly entity, forcing him to navigate their changed relationship amid supernatural dangers."}
+{"text":"Post crossdressers, otoko no ko, androgynous boys, etc. Previous:"}
+{"text":"femboys on hrt who do shady things before they hit twink death sometimes. Especially ones of Asian/latam ethnicity. It’s funny because femboys seethe if you call them trannies They always had odd fetishes like feminization. Just look at pixiv"}
+{"text":"The gay component But it isn't gay, it's bi, there is no \"gay\" part of you, you just like dudes occasionally. Just embrace who you actually are. We all know you will end up with a woman in the end. Feels like a weak virtue signal."}
+{"text":"my cute boywife Tomaru-kun"}
+{"text":"chilchuck a cute!"}
+{"text":"He can't do that"}
+{"text":"I'm sure he did it on purpose, as a subtle dog whistle"}
+{"text":"RULES (PLEASE READ THEM): 1) Be polite to the drawfriends - they're drawing for you, after all. 2) Specifics, details and references pics are always appreciated, and increase the likelihood of your request being fulfilled. 3) Don't expect your request to be done straight away, or even at all - not every request is going to get done. If you think it's been overlooked, wait a while and relink or repost it. 4) Stick to fictional characters. 5) No nsfw requests. Stuff like that belongs in 6) Please limit image posting to references and request fills. We don't need a bunch of reaction pictures and such killing the thread early. Previous thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting anything with this villager npc from Shining The Holy Ark, just a design that popped up on my dashboard and thought cute"}
+{"text":"Requesting Kaiju MK kissing Sun Wukong from Lego Monkie Kid in similar pose as reference."}
+{"text":"requesting araragi koyomi as a catboy and blushing"}
+{"text":"NTA (nya) but cute"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Lies of P is full of blood and violence. But there is also a lot of Christmas fun to be had. Let's combine the two in this thread!"}
+{"text":"No, but he does look like Romeo a little bit. P is designed to look like an adult version of the human Pinocchio depicted in the original literature."}
+{"text":"bjorn andersen you mean the pedo bait?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"He has a scar trailing down his pelvis, ow :("}
+{"text":"Cold weather edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"The only rule is that the image must feature Kaworu Nagisa wearing glasses"}
+{"text":"hehehe"}
+{"text":"He looks a bit odd in this one"}
+{"text":"Yeah, finally were liberated from art created with soul and passion."}
+{"text":"Fushi"}
+{"text":"I love cute monke."}
+{"text":"Two MKs…"}
+{"text":"You can never have too many MKs!"}
+{"text":"Tang and MK have a fun and cute dynamic when they interact"}
+{"text":"Tang is a cute old hag"}
+{"text":"Who is (You)r favorite boy? I love them all, but i love MK the most. It’s like he was genetically modified to be my favorite, i have a weakness for cute boys with tragic lives"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Jay walk. Not to be confused with jaywalk."}
+{"text":"damn. i need to give my number? i dont have a wechat or any of that."}
+{"text":"Yeah unfortunately lofter really doesn't like when people browse it without logging in. There are ways around it though. If you visit that page I linked on your phone's browser, it'll let you view it. Or on the desktop you can set your browser's user agent to a mobile device and that will also work. Browsing lofter while logged out is a pain in the ass. However, lofter has a handful of versions of its API and you can query them directly without logging in. So I have this little userscript that I work on which has made browsing lofter way easier and much more fruitful."}
+{"text":"Uh oh"}
+{"text":"Post obscure boys."}
+{"text":"I'm sure most of you have heard about Gegege no Kitaro at this point, but the truth is that Shigeru Mizuki has plenty more manga with cute boys at protags that isn't well known outside Japan. Recently I've been quite obsessed with 1989 Akuma-kun anime based of his older manga because Shingo Umoregi is such a cutiepie."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here know about daidoujin monogatari? It's an older work by Hirano Kohta (Hellsing) so i dunno if it is THAT obscure I think zaiga is very cute"}
+{"text":"Jack Merridew, specifically from the graphic novel rendition of Lord of the Flies. It's pretty surprising that he hasn't been posted here yet, by no means obscure but still relatively niche (and cute)."}
+{"text":"Lots of good art of the Lord of the Flies boys."}
+{"text":"Yami was my first /cm/ boy. So he will always have a special status for me. The first time I had the thought \"Huh, that guy is cute. And HOT! Even hotter than the girls!\" Especially during the Battle City arc when he starts using his jacket like a cape and wears that leather shirt. To me he's still the number 1, there were many other really cute guys in YGO and in general afterwards but none of them could surpass him. God DAMN he's cute"}
+{"text":"Remember, Gary loves you."}
+{"text":"Gary loves you."}
+{"text":"The son of Poseidon deserves a thread."}
+{"text":"I think he looks hot both on the first and second season"}
+{"text":"are they going to swap the actor? they could dye his angelic hair black but they couldn't turn the actor into a med."}
+{"text":"Give me Kamille from Zeta Gundam please. M/M ships fine. no AI please."}
+{"text":"Op here, no. If he's with kamille: yes Sorry for dying friends I've been seeing my waifu in person. Yas's kamille is so sexy. Why is his merch so hard to come by second hand? I can't find his merch anywhere. I didn't get lucky with the z Gundam cafe either."}
+{"text":"Pure sex Undies kamille is 10/10"}
+{"text":"I keep looking at this kamiyu and I love how on model it is 10/10"}
+{"text":"Other than this one where his beauty doesn't fully shine and looks a bit weird...."}
+{"text":"Bayou Magic Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Exactly. I think people are more concerned about RA though since Viv openly likes RA content while she rarely likes Charlastor and seems to dislike it. Everyone needs to stop putting so much stock in what Viv likes on bluesky. Yes, perhaps she shouldn't be so overt with her biases because she knows that it will be taken as confirmation that something is canon, but she's clearly not going to stop at this point despite all her bitching about fans taking things she says out of context. Despite what happened with Helluva, I doubt she's going to scrap the story she said she wants to tell and that got her show picked up in the first place just for her favourite ship. There's going to be a ton of shipbait and merch with them together, yes, but RA already has merch, this isn't a new thing. I'm not trying to stir shit but a lot of the doomposting seems to be from RS fans. I don't really get it as a fan of RS myself, Radiosilence was treated way better than any of us expected in canon, and there's so much amazing fancontent. Canon reciprocated RS doesn't make any more sense than RA within the themes of the show."}
+{"text":"I don’t think any of the RS fans at least in the main thread wanted reciprocated RS they just didn’t want him to end up with Lucifer. A lot of them also ship Lucililith so you have to remember the pairing and are worried that canon RA could mean Lilith is turned into the bitch wife trope which is a valid fear given Viv’s track record. It’s multifaceted and while I think the doomposting is over done it’s not simply “they wanted Alastor to be with Vox”"}
+{"text":"Most radiosilence fans are fine with Alastor ending up with another character a lot of them multiship with radiodust, radiojoy, charlastor, or radiorose which would make no sense if there issue was they wanted radiostatic to be canon. The issue is specifically Lucifer himself. It doesn’t help that radioapple fans on twitter have been complete assholes to almost every other Alastor ship and will become beyond insufferable if it becomes canon."}
+{"text":"Give me a sec, I'll bake."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"What's new? Apparently Nintendo released a new game on Switch 2 (two) called \"Pokemon ZA\" or some shit. Its got pokeboys. Like a lot of cute pokeboys. All other games are welcome, too!"}
+{"text":"This is not a drill! Real pokechads are in control rn"}
+{"text":"I love my cute shy boy so much <3"}
+{"text":"Post boys from the cute Netflix series!"}
+{"text":"I havent watched this series yet..thats a boy???"}
+{"text":"I regret not getting into this series earlier and missing the /co/ threads when it dropped. It's pretty fun and I like everyone a lot."}
+{"text":"/ourboy/"}
+{"text":"I am not gay but he's so cute."}
+{"text":"i wouldn't mind give him a lil hug"}
+{"text":"The catboy, not the theoretical physicist. (Other catboys allowed too)"}
+{"text":"@ma503019"}
+{"text":"To another year of singing robot boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"You found Gato Len, What will you do?"}
+{"text":"Take him in, feed him, care for him, make an effort to learn a lot about him, listen to him sing, praise him, buy him gifts, do him favors, tease him with no ill intentions, support him, photograph him, ask him to model for me so I can draw him, dress him up in cute outfits, preserve his joy, cheer him up when he's sad, alleviate his fears, be there for him, have fun with him, listen to/watch/play/read each other's favorite music/anime/movies/games/manga/books together, take active part in his interests, dedicate poems to him, go on dates with him, play sports together, look at the sky together, tutor him, give him advice without being pushy, think and fantasize about him even when we're apart, keep him in mind when planning out my schedules, watch him when he's sleeping, rest my head on his lap and vice versa, have him sit on my lap, pat his head, brush his hair, bathe him, lotion his body, cuddle with him, hold his hand, just hold him in general, hug him, touch him, kiss him, grope him, lick him, leave marks on him, fellate him, stimulate his nipples, experiment in the bedroom with him, make love with him, and, of course, enjoy his flustered reactions to all these things."}
+{"text":"Make guitar strings outbid his guts."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Parkstuck"}
+{"text":"Professor Chaos could've had a new right-hand...."}
+{"text":"We all do"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"This thread is for posting fem/trap/androgynous/crossdressing/otokonoko shotas. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Bro just run it through Google. I found it in 30 seconds. then why didn't you post it \"Give an man a handjob or teach him how to jerk himself off\" or something, I don't remember the quote."}
+{"text":"Reverse image search is only giving me the meme version anon mentioned."}
+{"text":"I really love Edgy Shota in maid outfit"}
+{"text":"I found the version with the gay commie meme but I couldn't find the clean/original image. However, I used AI and image edition to remove the fag text and flag (I left the tiara because I thought it was cute)."}
+{"text":"Ayy, I'll take it. Thank you for your service based anon, I salute you."}
+{"text":"A very peculiar pick for cute boys posting but the power of fanart have no limits"}
+{"text":"I :PRIDEHEART: BASIL, HE IS MY FAVORITE OMORIBOY ==~-~OMORI IS WOW HOT GOOD SHOTA~-~== PREVIOUS THREAD (THREMBO+1) HAS REACHED THE IMAGE LIMIT SO i AM ALLOWED TO MAKE THIS THREAD"}
+{"text":"hato_popo_37 amimiru_ canecamiau otomerson I'm just imagining Ben Shapiro but boobies"}
+{"text":"ran011681 KBS_OMO echi_echi_tk"}
+{"text":"'mori if he from O-block"}
+{"text":"Ahhhhhh thx"}
+{"text":"Is there any game you can interact with Hooni, seduce him and have sex with him?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"That's quite an opener. I'm gonna try that at the bar."}
+{"text":"game release soon"}
+{"text":"Post our cutest heroes"}
+{"text":"tfw mods won't allow Ben threads to stay up on /co/. why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"They're trannies, they hate boys."}
+{"text":"Let's get some of our favourite sleepy scholar. I'll share what I have."}
+{"text":"Last thread hit image limit and turned 1 year old! Post boys in tight shorts / spats / cycle shorts / lycra"}
+{"text":"your just jealous because he has the zeal to wear what makes him feel comfortable and confident meanwhile you try to ''fit in''"}
+{"text":"nah he is just a little bratty faggot who enjoys the attention and making Dionysus and Apollo fight over his bussy"}
+{"text":"Chat Noir!"}
+{"text":"Sadly, we live in a world where women are valued by men."}
+{"text":"A cheer and a thread for the broken, the criminals, the outcasts, liars, thieves and the generally bad-mannered."}
+{"text":"sauce"}
+{"text":"Misaki Yata from the anime \"K\""}
+{"text":"Post cute boys drawn in styles that don't necessarily fit the anime style. Comics, old book illustrations, cartoons, retro advertising, mascots are all welcome here. Drawn artistic nudity should be posted to catbox.moe. No explicit content! Previous:"}
+{"text":"That IS funny"}
+{"text":"Mowgli and the king's ankus? I read that story a few months ago, Disney really brainwashed me. The story becomes absolutely better if Mowgli was nude all along."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I would love and cherish him forever."}
+{"text":"ending is going to be off from the anniversary by one or two weeks That would annoy the hell out of me if I was Matsui."}
+{"text":"If Matsui plans the ending correctly he can finish the manga right on its anniversary in two weeks."}
+{"text":"Surely it will take more than two chapters to end. I was thinking it would need at least three more, maybe four."}
+{"text":"Lloyd and other cute boys from this series"}
+{"text":"No, Grim is for me."}
+{"text":"marulk cosplay Based"}
+{"text":"They can't because doing that would mean banning their TTTT strongholds, unless a law gets passed/precedent gets made that ultimately outlaws it. That being said, i pray for the bankruptcy of reddit or corpurchase that will make the site look unrecognizable."}
+{"text":"Lloyd is for Ydd."}
+{"text":"Which chapter is this sweet boy love?"}
+{"text":"I need somewhere to put the especially good AkiAngel art."}
+{"text":"What chapter does angel guy start appearing in? I'll read for him."}
+{"text":"Chapter 34."}
+{"text":"Thqmkd"}
+{"text":"Damn I'm surprised Makina is still around this far in. I assumed denji would have killered her by now. I thought she was a villain of the week."}
+{"text":"I absolutely lurv all of the characters in made in abyss, the style is so adorbs and makes me very happi watching it cuz its sooo cutee"}
+{"text":"Haven't beaten it but it's pretty comfy. It's also on the DS which is the version I'm playing."}
+{"text":"In honor of Thanksgiving, post a boy you're thankful for and tell us why. This guy saved humanity from self-destruction at the cost of his own life. He's also hot."}
+{"text":"I offer my boundless sense of compassion to cute Vinland saga characters, and thank them for existing. Lord knows who they are. favourite u I shall smite thee, with my own hands."}
+{"text":"For P from Lies of P such a brilliant and cute game"}
+{"text":"I made both this thread and the current LoP thread. I too am grateful for P, even if he is shy about being praised."}
+{"text":"Too girly. Any official bulge shots? Not that a puppet would have a dick, but the game's version of his master is a pervert right?"}
+{"text":"We have a bulge shot of his brother. His master is not a pervert, but is his Father who is severely unhinged due to his political rivals killing his first son in the most horrible way possible."}
+{"text":"More Theseus! Newt gets a lot of love but his big brother is such a sweetheart"}
+{"text":"Andrew is such a princess, he opens up can tabs using a spoon."}
+{"text":"Speaking of, has anyone seen this really cute piece of fan art with Andrew and Ashley where they're interacting with their kid selves? Against a plain white background, grown-up Ashley on the left is standing with kid Andrew, and grown-up Andrew is on the right standing with kid Ashley. Oh, and Andrew has his wiener out in both cases. I saw the pic once and was unable to save it, it'd be really awesome if someone could point me in its direction the way Andrew's schmeat was doing in that picture"}
+{"text":"No, but it sounds based and coffinpilled"}
+{"text":"Imagine getting mogged by yourself only showered"}
+{"text":"Military, police, corporate, school, anything old or modern."}
+{"text":"why is there Russian fanart of The mystery of the druids"}
+{"text":"thanks oomf for sending this to me i will be cranking my hog wacky sty to this"}
+{"text":"damn that's hot"}
+{"text":"You're so real for that"}
+{"text":"Are you a homo or a fudan? what've you been watching lately? what've you been shipping lately? anime and manga focused."}
+{"text":"Oops, meant to reply to OP."}
+{"text":"Still cute enough to fap too. Good enough."}
+{"text":"What's a fudan?"}
+{"text":"Whatever you want it to be."}
+{"text":"I began reading BL and I do prefer male character art. I've never been with anyone of either sex so idk if this is a common occurence or im just lonely."}
+{"text":"A thread of worship for the Blessed King of Longing."}
+{"text":"I can never get over his reborn name is and how awful it sounds in English. Femme Toe."}
+{"text":"Why is this named after the Katy Perry song"}
+{"text":"\"Okaaay guuuys~\" Edition Last:"}
+{"text":"rape"}
+{"text":"Has anyone made fanart of Lonk, from Pennsylvania?"}
+{"text":"Wtf is that"}
+{"text":"Yummy.."}
+{"text":"Post cute boys drawn in styles that don't necessarily fit the anime style. Comics, old book illustrations, cartoons, retro advertising, mascots are all welcome here."}
+{"text":"Wow I wonder what the symbolism here is"}
+{"text":"WHAT FILM"}
+{"text":"hey what happened to the second thread?"}
+{"text":"It's still around, just no one contributes."}
+{"text":"Joubert was such an amazing artist I can't think of anyone else that has captured the beauty and adventurous spirit of boys in their art like he did."}
+{"text":"I love him so much I wish there was more art of him waaaaaaaahh uoooooooh boys boys boys boys boys I loves boys boys are cute (not in a gay way)"}
+{"text":"He only has two holes, sorry bro."}
+{"text":"this is true I suppose as I said, not gay, I'm a top, now bend over faggot functionally zero holes because I'm not a gay homosexual menliker none of you are fucking me but thanks for the cute migu"}
+{"text":"Your preference doesn't change your biology. Now bend over >:)"}
+{"text":"just listen to a bunch of pitched down versions of vocaloid songs with Miku's voicebank."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"I completely forgot about this thread. Nice to see it's still alive."}
+{"text":"Nintenouttaten"}
+{"text":"Happy New Deer! Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Trips confirms, deer ears must be petted!"}
+{"text":"Great stuff! I will be downloading to read on my flight Monday morning, thank you. I was low key worried about not having enough reading materials..."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"I want to read the complete series, but I don't think It was fully translated to english. Oh well..."}
+{"text":"But he's right. He is the cutest."}
+{"text":"Previous thread hit image limit Finale drops on the 24th"}
+{"text":"Thanksgiving is over & christmas is coming, so I decided to post a picture of Astolfo spreading some Christmas cheer!"}
+{"text":"Astolfo thread!!"}
+{"text":"Based astolfo posting retarded newfag"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Sorry this isn’t human art but I liked this one a lot."}
+{"text":"literally have 500+ images of human Voxal to post New bread time?"}
+{"text":"You can make one."}
+{"text":"I'd rather someone else do it"}
+{"text":"Post singing robot boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Beautiful twinks aren't even that rare but if you want literal anime characters irl yeah that's rare."}
+{"text":"complains about gay shit is on /cm/ You're such a retard"}
+{"text":"nobody is discussing whether traps are gay or not sire shotafag. but yes, stop replying to the tripfag."}
+{"text":"meant for so sorry, im drunk"}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"All yakuza games and boys welcome."}
+{"text":"Rex is underrated"}
+{"text":"mfw this thread"}
+{"text":"Imagine rubbing that tummy!"}
+{"text":"Season's Greetings Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"streetwear fashion edition"}
+{"text":"you can post rule 63 on here? kinda wild, had no idea. doesn't really matter to me though because i like both sexes for different reasons. but i will say, these two would be a lot more popular together if they were both guys. but there wouldn't be a fun third person shooter if that were the case so there's always tradeoffs"}
+{"text":"or if togami was a girl but fukawa was a guy. but then there'd just be a bunch of femdom porn which i would not be opposed to mind you, but no matter what sex she is, the character deserves love too after that truly awful upbringing and not just really hot sex."}
+{"text":"How long before he gets wedgie art?"}
+{"text":"I love female chiaki but male chiaki definitely also has a certain appeal that his canon counterpart lacks. it would also make nagito largely irrelevant in the context of yaoi which would be nice because I don't like him and male chiaki is a lot better"}
+{"text":"never because he's a cute boy and people like cute boys"}
+{"text":"post pictures of cute shotas that look like boyfriends im a sad lonely faggot and all i can do is look at shota to be a happy woman"}
+{"text":"another female shotacon here, I love their smiles. They make me feel so airy and light. I love cute lil boys"}
+{"text":"i need him in my arms tonight"}
+{"text":"tfw never had a female shotacon babysitter to tickletorture me"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Don't listen to the haters, this thread rules."}
+{"text":"The second of our yearly allotted 2 rations of male characters is arriving soon."}
+{"text":"Belly edition Old:"}
+{"text":"Just a heads up, \"alot\" isn't a word."}
+{"text":"Why not?"}
+{"text":"The correct answer is because of pure convention. Wait a couple decades and check back if it's a word yet."}
+{"text":"Does anyone like the webtoon boyfriends!!, :D bc I made a pfp and should I use it on my ao3 account!! (And also I put my fictionkins on there, my sexuality’s And my pronouns flags that I use)"}
+{"text":"Its a \"Gay\" Foursome series about 4 \"Boys\". Both are in quotations because its a horribly written and at some point for some reason this bs was pushed out to everyone through ads. Some of the \"boys\" don't even identify as male. The series itself was created by a fujoshi pretending to be trans to avoid criticism and has one of the cringiest fanbases of all time. I have no idea why but whenever I see these stuff unironically it makes me want to kill. Even the op who made this post is a fucking map and zoophile. If you wanna read it go ahead but its genuinely awful."}
+{"text":"good troll nigger you wanna be my femboy and have much gay seggs oh wait you're probably a minor nvm!!! sry fbi senpai~!! >=<"}
+{"text":"Story (and bait) aside, I find the nerd character to be kind of cute."}
+{"text":"Looks like he loses to fat cock."}
+{"text":"Oh, I too love the webtoon equivalent of High Guardian Spice When the bait is not obvious enough"}
+{"text":"don't forget DL-6mas"}
+{"text":"Being Lord Krishna's godslayer edition. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Happy tenth anniversary, swords."}
+{"text":"Happy new year, /sword/."}
+{"text":"TF2, Half Life, Left 4 Dead, etc."}
+{"text":"Based Nellis enjoyer"}
+{"text":"Demo is really underrated, if he didn't drink so much in canon I would love to date him. Everytime he's sober in the comics he sounds very nice, tho not saying drunk demo is cute but I don't like sticking with ppl who are drunk most of the time. Engie is my second fav, prolly cause of the dad vibes he gives (also his voicelines <33)"}
+{"text":"any boys from the series welcome in any of their designs (comic/games/SPTO) OP by TWTM03520020"}
+{"text":"I used to only care for Scott and Wallace but Science Saru's designs for Takes Off has done a lot for me to fall in love with Neil and Matthew. This one particular frame in particular I love, I think it's the little eyelash and the way the crotch of his jeans pops upwards. I also love when people draw Neil in ill-fitting underwear, like he still wears the themed underwear he got years prior, but I don't think any of those are blue-board territory."}
+{"text":"@Existenc3_"}
+{"text":"ditto"}
+{"text":"Like, what is this lgbt thing to you, just one big Studio 54? just some insider cool kids club? The powers that be are the ones pushing this idea. Any time I read about anything lgbt related it's referred to as the LGBT Community. Like, if I'm gay, suddenly I'm part of them."}
+{"text":"Like, if I'm gay, suddenly I'm part of them. I mean, yeah. Different people with different lifestyles, from different backgrounds, bound by a common experience and circumstance. The way the concept is understood now, that counts as a community: the Black community, the IBS community, more putatively, the gamer community, etc. The nation/state is one such community. And your point only tracks with what I was talking about if by \"powers that be,\" you mean boomer homosexuals going all \"back in my day\" any time they see K-Pop gays being unfamiliar with Kenneth Anger"}
+{"text":"Post cute idol boys here. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Izumi looks so limp wristed and punchable"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the faggot"}
+{"text":"I'm just gonna say it, again. I want to look EXACTLY like Izumi Sena. He just has such an ideal body type, a perfect balance of intimidating power and delicate beauty. If I looked like that I bet all the fucking dykes who block entire aisles in the supermarkets would get the fuck out of my way. Nothing threatens a lesboid more than a powerful man being prettier than they ever will. Holy shit I just want to see those dyke bitches tremble and run away from me. Anyway if I looked like him I would basically just goon to my own reflection all the time"}
+{"text":"Can I post my own drawing?? Please?? Please?? I'm sorry, please, please, let me show you, let me show you my drawing. I want to show it, even though I am only a beginner... It is a new artstyle for me that I really like! Please, don't kill me!"}
+{"text":"The torso and legs look fine, although the legs are a bit thin. You did a good job on the clothes. However, the arms are way too thin and it looks like you didn't even try with the face. Which character is this supposed to be? Work on your anatomy, there are plenty of tutorials on how to get better at drawing arms and faces."}
+{"text":"I tried to make a shota illustration"}
+{"text":"Follow the board rules, please."}
+{"text":"I hate crossdressers"}
+{"text":"I love crossdressers"}
+{"text":"I am neutral regarding to crossdressers."}
+{"text":"Sorry sorry I forgot that have to start with several images I'm new at this"}
+{"text":"I don't believe I've ever seen a thread here purely for screenshots. Post any including stitches"}
+{"text":"Featuring the cutest protag in the history of rhythm beat-'em ups. Maybe the cutest protag ever."}
+{"text":"I was thinking sauce but this one's good too. I actually saw this pic while looking for the sauce to the above, I think it's from sadisthetic"}
+{"text":"10/10 would upskirt"}
+{"text":"Resuscitating thread"}
+{"text":"Thank God we know what Chai's panties canonically look like."}
+{"text":"I have a surplus of Nico images with nowhere else to put them. Feel free to post other males from the series as well."}
+{"text":"What happened? I only started reading the books like five years ago."}
+{"text":"Song of Nico"}
+{"text":"Nico belongs to Percy but cute Nico art nonetheless"}
+{"text":"That tiny bit with will and nico really did numbers huh."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"new bread"}
+{"text":"Post your boys! Do it! Previous:"}
+{"text":"I posted him last time but for anyone new this my oc who was a Afganistan war vet and former cia operative i redrew him as a alittle a time after his service working for both institutions"}
+{"text":"He looks way too young to have been a former anything."}
+{"text":"Oh no anon you done fucked up"}
+{"text":"Who up splatting they toon?"}
+{"text":"They're around 5 feet tall, the perfect size to cuddle with and give forehead kisses"}
+{"text":"I know I know I've let you down"}
+{"text":"Next Thread"}
+{"text":"Shota for straight men. No /ss/ and no gay shota. Simple pictures of the beauty of boys and boyhood. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Go back to TikTok"}
+{"text":"Wait a minute... That's not straight!!"}
+{"text":"Post music that pertains to themes of shotacon and general topics of homosexuality, of any genre."}
+{"text":"haircuts for men clearly shotas"}
+{"text":"this is such a weird comment."}
+{"text":"NADA: Honour the Silence. Brown Book: Hail! The White Grain and To Drown a Rose. haircuts for men Based."}
+{"text":"Post boys that workout"}
+{"text":"/cm/ + /lit/ Discuss literature about/containing cute males! What's your favorite /cm/-centered piece of literature? Including shota-related literature, literature pertaining to cute depictions of male homosexuality, etc. I remember we had a thread like this a while ago, and it was very nice."}
+{"text":"I'll read them and hen get back to you, give me a couple weeks."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed Fire from Heaven more, but that may be because I seriously disliked Bagoas. He's a boring protagonist and his limited outsider POV ruins the interesting Macedonian court dynamics. The book also IMO doesn't have any characters as compelling as Hephaestion, Olympias, and Phillip in Fire. It's also not a love story, despite the popular impression - Bagoas is a simping, obsessive slave to Alexander, while Alexander is mostly just being polite and enjoying being taking care of. There's not much depth to their relationship."}
+{"text":"*being taken care of"}
+{"text":"Godspeed anon. Thanks, that is informative. With my limited knowledge of ancient Greek history, Alexander's relationship with Hephaestion does seem more interesting to me, but I always see The Persian Boy brought up more in recommendations and more explicitly described as a love story. Do you have any thoughts on The Last of the Wine? I noticed that it's listed in  while the Alexander trilogy is not."}
+{"text":"Never read The Last of the Wine, so I can't comment. As for The Persian Boy, although I like it less, I can see why it's recommended more often than Fire. It's first person, a classically structured coming of age story, has a dramatic POV, Alexander is amazing and larger than life thanks to the biased POV, and the events and setting are still very interesting because it's Alexander's goddamn conquest of Persia. It's a good book overall, though the love story claim will forever puzzle me. Bagoas basically spends most of the book seething over Hephaestion (the person Alexander always goes to whenever he has to deal with serious emotions and whose death finally breaks him), and his relationship to Alexander is that of a grateful slave who has traded a bad master for a good one. He's a huge Alexander simp, sure, but Alexander never really reciprocates."}
+{"text":"Well, this sucks. Time to start again. The old thread was"}
+{"text":"Broke: Yuu tops Woke: Mika tops Bespoke: They're both vers"}
+{"text":"All I Want for Christmas Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fake drawfag Yeah, I literally have no idea. I only vaguely remember what happened the last time she had a meltdown. Something has to be crazy noteworthy for me to remember the specifics of a 4chan event years later. She doesn't really fall in that category, and I wouldn't be surprised if she is her own stalker. If by chance she's telling the truth, that's sad, but /hhg/ is not her personal blog or therapist. Unless her issues can circle around to being HH/HB adjacent she shouldn't spam it."}
+{"text":"I think she's all her friends and stalker at once and legitimately is schizoposting and can't control it. FUCK I WAS GOING TO POST A CUTE DEER IMAGE CAP HIT NOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Just a minute, I'm baking..."}
+{"text":"I'm having deer withdrawals here!"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"lolevercelle"}
+{"text":"merry late xmas to all those who celebrate new thread"}
+{"text":"Reddie/It (2017) thead"}
+{"text":"Also wish they'd just make a miniseries on Netflix or some shit for IT (not this prequel shit) instead of constantly condensing it into a movie."}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Reddie (1990)?"}
+{"text":"post boys in cute bike shorts / spandex / spats whatever you like"}
+{"text":"WOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday thread, let's celebrate with a description of a boy. The train stopped for water refuelling. A young boy hopped out of the door in order to stretch his legs after such a long time spent sitting. He looked around the platform, leaning to the side slightly. He unbuttoned the two top buttons on his cardigan and loosened his tie a little. He stretched his right leg behind his back, holding it with both of his hands, his brown shorts stretching along. The soft skin of his inner thigh is slightly exposing. His calf is slender and soft."}
+{"text":"Happy birthday queers New thread"}
+{"text":"Whoops, I just nutted to femboy Gura"}
+{"text":"theyre neutered of course"}
+{"text":"Prev:"}
+{"text":"hear about heated rivalry finally look up what it’s about literally the plot of a ruscan fic I read once"}
+{"text":"The fun may be over, but the legend will never die!"}
+{"text":"can i join that discord you fellas are making ?"}
+{"text":"Go the chat link listed here:"}
+{"text":"Reading this, the Americans' decision to repudiate the international order which had given them their extravagant wealth and power is no longer so inexplicable."}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Nah, might as well make one now"}
+{"text":"I like your fic but I feel bad for some of the painfully twitter esque comments you get on it"}
+{"text":"have to go to page 7 on AO3 to find radiostatic fic dated from the 18th have to go to page 4 on AO3 to find radioapple fic dated from the 18th Huh...maybe it is possible for RS to catch up in popularity..."}
+{"text":"I’ve written about seven fics in the past month but I’m taking a break for another fandom right now."}
+{"text":"Suikazura shop is selling some postcards, there's only a single Ranfren one though."}
+{"text":"I haven’t kept up with anything Ranfren related since like late 2023, what’s been going on with my favorite little freak of nature in my absence?"}
+{"text":"@rank_xx7s on X Howdie is doing streams on twitch now, sometimes drawing but it seems their hardware both for drawing has been scuffed for a while so they switched to doing most of what comes out now on mouse. Working on and approving manufacturing of merch to keep funds going. Answers questions about the ranfrens sometimes if you ask them in chat but, much like their work, they are pretty sporadic in streaming and in personality"}
+{"text":"isleflesh on tumblr"}
+{"text":"I want to lick and kiss 17dal's adam's apple."}
+{"text":"Deery Christmas Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's an endless cycle of the deer making himself worse..."}
+{"text":"Y'all got me sweating."}
+{"text":"We got too silly! Not good!"}
+{"text":"Kek. Shota Al is for being cherished and cared for."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Summer Nap Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I got bloody diarrhea Come and take care of me"}
+{"text":"I didn't think British people were still allowed to use 4chan"}
+{"text":"At least sage if you're going to reply to dead threads, kids"}
+{"text":"Post cute Adventure Time boys"}
+{"text":"NICE"}
+{"text":"cute boys that nobody ships together"}
+{"text":"Ginro x Ibara OTP."}
+{"text":"them, you'd think older superior x young, cute, kinda airheaded subordinate would be a pretty popular ship but there's basically nothing about them, just a few AO3 fics from years back and only a minority of those get the characterization right"}
+{"text":"Y tho?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Unleash the beast. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"These stinky guys need a thread too"}
+{"text":"BILL <3<3"}
+{"text":"Artist is PurelyGross. She made that drawing in response to a Bill abuse greentext on /co/ years ago."}
+{"text":"thank you sm"}
+{"text":"39_taro0 (X) Smith has really been growing on me. I never really disliked him, but I was mostly indifferent to him before the show actually started giving him more attention. I like that he turns into an evil pervert when he opens his eyes. I wish there was more Sam x Smith art. Theyre cute together. moi"}
+{"text":"spgblikes_14 (X) Il a fait aurore toute la nuit. La clarté de la nuit m'a réveillé au milieu de la nuit, une nuit venue d'un autre âge. Et moi, je lui disais — Mère Nuit, Mère Nuit, dites-moi, dites-moi, et dites-lui aussi, dites-lui, à mon petit frère au doux visage, ce qui vous fait être claire si — Ma main pendant hors du lit. La nuit entra et s'accroupit, je sentit sur ma main poser son museau froid. Je lui dit —Mère Nuit, vous d'vez avoir froid, entrez dans notre lit, il y a de la place pour trois. Ensuite, il a neigé de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli. --> It had been dawn all night. The clarity of the night woke me up in the middle of night, a night drawn from another age. And I told her — Mother Night, Mother Night, Mother, tell me, tell me, and tell him as well, tell him, tell my younger brother with the gentle face, what has made you shine so —My hand was hanging out of bed. The night entered and crouched, I felt on my hand rest her cold snout. And I said — Mother Night, you must be cold, enter our bed, there's room for three. And then it snowed forgetfulness, forgetfulness, forgetfulness, forgetfulness."}
+{"text":"where is this from?"}
+{"text":"hey HC why'd you disappear on discord?"}
+{"text":"New game came out Discuss sakka boys"}
+{"text":"Him~"}
+{"text":"you posted the wrong robots"}
+{"text":"post your very own boys here!"}
+{"text":"we're still on page 2 anon"}
+{"text":"We reached image limit though ;-;"}
+{"text":"Damn I wish everyone here wasn't so polite"}
+{"text":"I don't want to use anyone's art without permission same thing here, but i don't wanna use my own art as the OP again. if any anon volunteers to let me use their drawings, i wouldn't mind baking a new thread."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Oh, what?!?! (°ロ°) Oh my god, this is amazing! Holy shit. For a silly little one-shot, too... I was wondering where this weirdly-high influx of hits and comments were coming from, I was like no way The People craved dry humping THIS much. Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention, anon!"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
+{"text":"Was the one who asked for design ideas from an assignment and uhh... everything went to shit when I tried animating, tutorials kept on not working for me like 80 percent of the time. This is what I made, I also made an animation I based on the Black Butler Season 1 op. Gonna redo this model and animation when I get the chance. Also someone animated a mecha police robot committing police brutality and HH saluting, just wanna point that out."}
+{"text":"someone animated a mecha police robot committing police brutality and HH saluting kek Redesign your shota with an american superhero costume and make him fight the chudbot. Or turn him into shota Hitler who is controllong the mecha."}
+{"text":"Evil god edition Previous"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Post the snake boy"}
+{"text":"Just make a general Hazbin Hotel thread"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"i third this"}
+{"text":"Fear & loathing..?"}
+{"text":"Isn't there already a Cunt Hotel thread?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Happy October everyone! This thread is for all the handsome gourds out there to celebrate the best time of the year."}
+{"text":"is that the little shit from dandys world?"}
+{"text":"Yes. My baby."}
+{"text":"The first two episodes of Trigun Stargaze are set to premier on October 10th, so let's have a Trigun thread! All canons welcome."}
+{"text":"I've been out of the loop, new season in 2026? Are we expecting it to be good?"}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"revive! comes back to /cm/ sometimes on the off chance trigun art spontaneously manifests"}
+{"text":"God I wish that was me (Knives)"}
+{"text":"I don't remember the exact prompt but NovelAI uses Gelbooru references for their anime image generation."}
+{"text":"Image limit reached, someone wanna make a new thread?"}
+{"text":"Lemme do it"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I’ve just started watching the Tangled toon series again after forgetting about it for a while, post this buck toothed cutie!"}
+{"text":"Hiding…"}
+{"text":"Never saw the show, but I am aware of Varian and heard he was supposed to get his own spinoff."}
+{"text":"EWWWWW A W*MAN REEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Apparently, the spinoff would've had Varian get with another boy (on the right)."}
+{"text":"Extra fluffy edition Old:"}
+{"text":"Belly"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"This is sfw enough"}
+{"text":"OP forgot to link the new thread"}
+{"text":"Killing Fields Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'd carry it around everywhere, and probably end up doing every he told me to do because I'm weak for the deer. I wonder how long it would be before he tries to make me murder someone."}
+{"text":"Probably only when he needs ingredients for spells and things"}
+{"text":"demon Al forcing (you) to kill for his rituals so he can manifest on Earth properly Cute, I might write it."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"It's his birthday today!"}
+{"text":"who is this diva?!"}
+{"text":"I always thought he looked like post-bleached Michael Jackson. This but Muzan"}
+{"text":"desu, Muzan does have a wee bit of Tommy Wiseau in him. Orochimaru is just full-on Atsushi Sakurai."}
+{"text":"did any of you snag the Orochimaru skin in Fortnite when it came back to the shop?"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia aka human radiostatic aka human Alastor x Vox. Human forms ONLY don’t post demon forms here."}
+{"text":"I should update my fanfiction because I’m almost done but I keep getting distracted by DBD."}
+{"text":"After this one gets a little lower in the catalogue should the next thread be general radiostatic?"}
+{"text":"That would be great, though we don't really have to wait for threads to reach lower on /cm/ as it's a very slow board. It's fine to make one now"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD WHERE"}
+{"text":"Old thread:"}
+{"text":"New bread?"}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Still here... collecting art..."}
+{"text":"Still so much quality art being made too. I love them..."}
+{"text":"new year, new thread"}
+{"text":"New thread for all your favorite Nanboku-cho men and boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Poor Kunitoki didn't have a chance to shine."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Happy 2nd Anniversary to Lies of P! In this thread, we celebrate the best images of the best /cm/ of gaming. Many are even calling him the best /cm/ ever..."}
+{"text":"And that's a wrap! Thank you to all who contributed! New theme coming soon!"}
+{"text":"post the army of two / group of assholes with guns, it's about time they get their own thread.. duck! and elephant boys are welcomed too."}
+{"text":"Keep your cringe shit here, faggot:"}
+{"text":"Retarded fucking pooner thread GTFO"}
+{"text":"ZERO DAY THREAD??? IM IN LOVE"}
+{"text":"Femboy Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What makes it even funnier is that Creoles often DIDN'T identify as black, and that was a major point of contention during the Jim Crow era. It's a reason why colorism exists in black communities in Louisiana to this day and another reason many Creoles identify as Cajun now as well. There's a darn good possibility that Alastor resented racist whites, but also looked down on blacks, since that was the attitude of Creole people at the time."}
+{"text":"Do any of you have a preference for human Al or demon Al?"}
+{"text":"100% preference for human Al."}
+{"text":"I like both but deer demon is cute CUTE!"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Post boys with animals!"}
+{"text":"Typed by some baby who stays within battery range of his house at all times. just get a car or motorcycle one thing I will say about ebikes is they are really amazing for keeping bike shops in business, bunch of bso trash components bolted to electronics that you are heavily discouraged from touching yourself. they are literally FOR retards and that’s fine there’s clearly a big market for that"}
+{"text":"Veloflex are out of business aren’t they? Very sad. There are like 10 of us on this board who have ever competed in a race on a bicycle kek"}
+{"text":"bros it is kinda comfy just having a resident seether"}
+{"text":"mad about carbon fiber composites mad about hydraulic disk brakes mad about ebikes bikes aren't for you."}
+{"text":"e-faggot tries to inject himself into the group Lmao, fuck off faggot. You are not a cyclist."}
+{"text":"Post road network gore."}
+{"text":"Damn! This is some fresh ass shit! I'd never seen this before! Thanks, anon!"}
+{"text":"Property rights mainly. Long tradition of being able to challenge anything that interferes with your private property even if it's for the public good. This is particularly extreme in Ireland. We've been trying to build a Metro in Dublin for the past 25 years, just got through the basic planning stage, and 10 dickheads who owned houses near the planned main end terminus brought a legal challenge against the whole thing which could have delayed it by several more years. Transport Infrastructure Ireland ended up agreeing to buy their houses."}
+{"text":"what the fuck is induced demand anyway"}
+{"text":"what the fuck is induced demand A useless buzzword"}
+{"text":"Fucking Italy."}
+{"text":"Post Your Bike Thread Winter Warriors Edition Previous Edition"}
+{"text":"You're too poor to understand."}
+{"text":"it just looks like some quirky lolsorandom thing they just slapped on there."}
+{"text":"the fact that 4chan independently came up with that name for the Dolan meme will never not be hilarious gooby pls"}
+{"text":"The splattered brain matter is a nice touch."}
+{"text":"shipping coming Tuesday can't wait"}
+{"text":"Cyclists of /n/, do you wear a lot of loud obnoxious advertising logos on yourself when you ride?"}
+{"text":"oh no I can't be seen as trying hard, then they'll know I'm not slow by choice! better buy a slow ass bike and pay $5000 for it so no one thinks I'm a poor loser who can't afford expensive things Behold, the common north american unracer"}
+{"text":"I am currently using a xiaomi smart band 9 to track my rides (so thats GPS from phone + HR from band), I start and end the ride from the band and the app automatically transfers the route, speed and heart rate to strava I am wondering if I should upgrade to a bike computer cus I am not worried about how much calories I burn nowadays, as I got the idea of it. I just want to know how far I went and how long it took me, and to keep track of cadence so I learn to ride optimally I have been looking at XOSS G2+ (pic related) with 2 sensors - one for cadence on crank and other on rear hub for speed (rotation) my questions about bike computers in general are: do the bike computer accessories (cadence, speed, HR) connect to it, or to the phone does only the bike computer connect to your phone and stay connected constantly, or only to transfer data to strava or an app once the ride finishes? can I just get on my bike and ride, and the bike computer will then automatically upload my ride to strava once I am done? can I still use my xiaomi band 9 to measure my HR? will I be able to see my HR on the screen? or the bike computer only connects to HR sensors and not other \"smart\" devices should I get a bike computer with an actual screen to show maps/route? should I even get a bike computer to begin with, I am riding actual gravel and trails, basically exploring my region on weekends and driving 2-3 times to work a week, will the sensors and shit survive the rough terrain? will my mechanical watch (8 year old skx007) get fucked by the vibrations from the single/double track? Thanks"}
+{"text":"Bro. Move on. You lost the argument weeks ago. Unless this is some kind of weird borat-style \"look at what a fool I am\" humor. In which case, do carry on."}
+{"text":"you need to kill your self NOW"}
+{"text":"know how big my wheel is know how many times it turned multiply how many times it turned by the circumference of the wheel know how far i went combine this system with a clock know how far i went in a small unit of time know therefore how fast i am going Why wouldn't this work? Why hasn't someone invented a device that does this yet?"}
+{"text":"Kek, I love Princess Auto."}
+{"text":"Of course you are trying to be funny from a position of ignorance but that is how they all work, the good ones use a hub sensor and a GPS unit and combine the two readings in order to compensate for the deficiencies in each method. Yes, shocker I know, there is no One True Way, everything has pros and cons. Back in the day it was a spoke sensor but, as has been discussed ad nauseam, there were issues with that when used in the modern context, and today there is no reason to stick with the old ways unless you are just an unracer trying to be obnoxious, but the funny thing about unracers is that they try so hard to not try hard at everything that they don't even have to try to be obnoxious, so you can really just do whatever you want and you'll succeed at irritating people with your stupidity, if that is your goal."}
+{"text":"Why are you so afraid to fly anon? You're just going to be in an air-tight cabin seated for several hours 40,000 ft in the air going at 600 mph in a machine being controlled by someone you don't know How am I supposed to get over this fear?"}
+{"text":"just last night i had a dream that i was descending in an airplane. the pilot was banking a turn to line up for the landing strip and then i heard someone say \"aww fuck\" and suddenly the plane began to stall and we began spinning in a freefall. i could see the ground getting closer and closer, and i was like well, i guess this is it. and then i woke up. it felt real though. i simply accepted death knowing that there was no escape. better to be quiet about it than scream like a maniac in my last moments, like most people do"}
+{"text":"2 million people fly each and every day and every single one gets to their destination safely but I'm a special little boy that I'll surely die because I'm the main character, obviously"}
+{"text":"Was it the cj \"aaah shit here we go again\""}
+{"text":"This feeling is probably exacerbated by the inner ear getting fucked up. We humans didn't evolve to go that fast. The inner ear might confuse the acceleration for a pitch up, and thus making you feel like your about to do a loop. Yeah, good luck jumping out of an airliner. I'm almost sure you're baiting, but in case you're not... You'd get obliterated by the engines or horizontal stabilizer. That is, if you even get out. Above 10000ft. you only have a few seconds of useful consciousness, and the doors of airliners aren't designed for having people jump out very quickly. And again, that's if the general public (read: complete retards) even dare to jump without any prior training."}
+{"text":"\"Wofür ist das?\"-Edition Anything public transport in German-speaking Europe is fair game."}
+{"text":"für notebooks du dumme hure"}
+{"text":"embarrassing"}
+{"text":"Come on. After years of the propaganda on TV and in the press, who the fuck could expect a regular winter? Anyone doing so would be considering a \"climate change denier\" and \"anti-science\". The solution to extend the usability of tickets to a whole year is the best thing DB could do in this situation. There is a lot of total nonsense happening in the Konzern, but this was a decent handling."}
+{"text":"what rotary wings would you have if you were a baller and have to vtol?"}
+{"text":"If you're going there BN. Retired now."}
+{"text":"V-22 so I could convincingly fake my death whenever I wanted."}
+{"text":"Convincingly, yes. Fake..."}
+{"text":"Helicopters are too dangerous desu"}
+{"text":"What would you do in this situation?"}
+{"text":"You can live without a trash can on the street corner ...does Japan not have public trash cans or waste bins?"}
+{"text":"there's like one per district japs are super weird about trash, you have to sort it meticulously yourself into transparent bags and sign them to be disposed of, otherwise they won't be taken away on specifc days for each type from the dump too and doing that wrong can result in fines. that's one reason why some people have bags of trash all around their house and it's a common depiction in the media/anime."}
+{"text":"I just put it all in burnable because fuck the rules"}
+{"text":"I’ve seen plenty of trash cans right aside those vending machines, they were everywhere."}
+{"text":"You're not supposed to throw a starbucks drink or an onigiri wrapper in there. Those trashcans are supposed to be for drinks that you can get from a vending machine."}
+{"text":"when pilot sample the chemtrail supply"}
+{"text":"yes, i will fall in lock, stock, and barrel, mr glownigger"}
+{"text":"I empty a compressor for the nail gun every day. the compressed air shoots out the valve and all the humidity in the air was compressed into water, which shoots out like aerosol and after a few seconds it freezes and you have to jiggle the valve around until the hunk of ice shoots out and the rest of the air comes out. this happens every time, even in July, and you have to keep jiggling the valve periodically because it keeps freezing. this is more or less at sea level, not 10,000feet in the air."}
+{"text":"if you hold a can of dustoff or butane or w/e upside down it gets real cold real fast you can make ice patches with it on soft materials if you hold the trigger for a long time"}
+{"text":"i say chemtrail when i mean contrail because idc"}
+{"text":"You're a gigantic faggot. Also how 4chan is being run now is gigantically gay, all these fucking stupid captcha shit"}
+{"text":"The Electra Townie is apparently the best selling bike in America. I figured it would've been some gravel bike or hybrid but nope, it's actually just a cruiser/commuting bike with a really weird seating position (even for cruiser standards). Anyone ever ridden one? I just got one used for about $150 as a daily urban rider but the weird tube angle is starting to give me second thoughts but I haven't had a chance to ride it yet. What do you velophiles think of these things?"}
+{"text":"Electra not electric"}
+{"text":"They were founded before e-bikes were even a thing, not that it matters much anymore since they're now just a subsidiary of Trek"}
+{"text":"Trek made for city commuting and racetracks, not long overland treks"}
+{"text":"they are literally a mtb focused brand who had one of the best selling longest sold XC bikes."}
+{"text":"So I just rode the thing a total of 30 miles today, and here are my observations It's slow, but it's not that slow, you just need to push it to 7th gear and haul ass and you can get her to 20mph sustained if its a flat smooth road The biggest limiting factor really is the seat position, however, I think a big part of this is that you're using muscles that you're not used to using, you still get full leg extension on these things so you can maximize the leverage you have available to you as far as muscles go but you're not going to get as much help with gravity, it's basically all muscle moving this thing Hills are fine, throw her into a low gear and keep a steady pace and you'll be fine Seat is surprisingly comfy, normally I start getting sore ass after about 15 miles but my ass took this seat like a champ I think people like these the same way people like Bromptons, they're not fast, but they're different and solidly built for basic commuter shit"}
+{"text":"(continued from  ) Let's discuss bike tires here. pic related currently using 27.5 x 1.60 (650b x 40) 1000 miles in pulled a few glass shards out extracted a broken glass bottle shard that was wedged 6mm in the tread at an angle no punctured tube no flat rolls great doesn't weigh as much as a Marathon Plus or Mondial installing them wasn't too bad either What's your daily driver? Do you run tubed or tubeless? General thoughts, experiences of tires you've ran with?"}
+{"text":"I will literally never buy a non-RH tyre again."}
+{"text":"Running Continental GP 4 seasons 32mm 60 psi with latex tubes. Latex tubes are worth it. I have 2 miles of loose gravel with hills on each ride before I hit chipseal so can't really go slicker. Honestly going to le reddit I see people running large aggressive tires on gravel hard pack."}
+{"text":"Just plug it. Bacon strip should fix that easy. Building a rando/ultra wheel set for my one road bike. It will fit up to 28s with the Ultegra rim brakes currently and I doubt the rear triangle would clear more. The LBS suggested the Vittoria Rubino Pro 2.0s. I have good success with the graphene compound on the 2.25 Mezcals for the off road rig, but I saw a ton of sites with clearance pricing on this tire. Is there are a reason for that one? My currents are 25c Continental Ultrasports, and I found them reasonably fast and durable. I don't tend to do more gravel than necessary with this rig, although I won't always be able to avoid it on the routes."}
+{"text":"sounds about right. the bike I sometimes take off-road - hardpack , turf, and small gravel mostly - has 32mm panaracer pasela pt's pumped about 60 in front and 70 in back (assuming I pumped it that week, so maybe as low as 50front/60back) and it's only when I'm spinning my biggest gear can I feel the limitations of that size and pressure. Good to see someone else confirming a similar setup. I still run butyl tubes on it but I have tpu on my fast bike. don't know anything about latex but if it's more flat-prone then no thank you"}
+{"text":"The LBS suggested the Vittoria Rubino Pro 2.0s I rode rubino pros for years back when I was a poorfag. they are not really a recommendable tire just very sluggish and unpleasant, no upsides. I like the graphene compound too but rubinos are not it and you'd be especially disappointed after using mezcals which are a good tire. shell out for corsas if at all possible. I'd consider putting rubinos on a commuter or a beater so I could feel smug about it getting stolen but that's about all."}
+{"text":"DC2 and a half edition Previous"}
+{"text":"now you bug chasers want to get all the tropical diseases too? rightoids are hilarious, sure knock yourself out, go give yourself chikungunya to own the libs, if there was a gofundme to give you freaks typhoid I'd donate to it"}
+{"text":"So what? Union will get my job back. There was a guy here (retired now) who was fired 4 times in his career. Leftists, women and niggers are objectively inferior pilots to white men. The aforementioned groups are forever riding off the coat-tails of the white man’s discovery, innovation and progress, I don’t give a rat’s ass what they think."}
+{"text":"you and your libshittification killed scott adams with the vaxx. I hope you feel good about yourself."}
+{"text":"Ok /gag/, I've got about 100k of leaf dollars to buy a plane but I have no idea what should I buy. I will get my PPL soon so this plane will serve me to do my commercial and accumulate hours towards getting a job as a pilot. Experimental plane or certified plane? Cheap plane with some work to do or expensive plane but everything works? How much should I expect to pay in insurance as a 27 years old male with only a PPL and like 60 hours of TT? Is it worth it to rent a hangar or should I keep my money and keep the plane tie down even in the winter? Cessna or Piper or Mooney or something else? Which model and year should I look for? Thank you and have a nice day"}
+{"text":"Champ/Citabria, get a hangar"}
+{"text":"let me guess.... you need more?"}
+{"text":"Yeah... pedals."}
+{"text":"the rear suspension idea is pretty neat, the bottom half of the seat tube is the flexible component im surprised they didnt do a flexible chainstay, maybe this is easier to do in carbon? aluminum flexstays are a thing, i know the scalpels use small carbon flex points but i guess if you need longer travel than that with carbon you need a bigger spring, so they did this actually really fuckin cool the more i look at it, id like to see this design with flat bars and a longer wheelbase overall personally make for a sort of modern atb kinda thing"}
+{"text":"he doesn’t hang his bike onto the wall indefinitely to keep it in mint condition ngmi"}
+{"text":"i think they are actually bushings"}
+{"text":"why the frame simply isn't weld'd or otherpence made to have one piece if it rigid ?"}
+{"text":"Two trains collided into each other, at least 21 dead. Developing story."}
+{"text":"ticking \"OK\" on every item Why would anyone design a system so that is easily possible? Whoever made the specifications for that should probably also be investigated."}
+{"text":"Wake me up when the webm drops."}
+{"text":"Because that's how any test or inspection report works? You get a piece of paper or a digital equivalent with a list of things to check, the expected result, an OK / Not OK decision to make, maybe some room for additional comments and some place allocated to the identification and signature of the operator. Sure people can \"cheat\" the reports and low IQ maintenance monkeys are very much prone to it if not properly supervised. I personally wouldn't though. I enjoy not living in a jail cell. t. signalling system designer and commissioner."}
+{"text":"If only there was a way to detect defects before shit breaks... And yeah, insulated rail joints are fantastic. Basically a perfect component that everyone loves. kek Sweet summer child."}
+{"text":"It's a spanish \"inspection\". That was a soldered joint that was broken apart, I just read on skyscrapercity that radiographic inspection of soldered rails isn't compulsory around there, lol, lmao even, so the inspection was probably just of the track geometry. Don't trust your life to people who live below the Pyrenees, and double check everything south of Switzerland."}
+{"text":"Artemis 2 NET February 5 - edition"}
+{"text":"Sorry Yuros, but the moon with which you must stare into every single night is American clay but muh space treaty! Counterargument:"}
+{"text":"What's the point of going to the moon if we're not gonna land any man on it? Why could we do it easily in 1969 but not anymore today? Surely we have better technologies..."}
+{"text":"Use your brain for just a second If we could do it easily in 1969, then obviously technology isn't the issue. The issue is funding and risk:reward Why did the Apollo Program end in 1972? Simple, it's because we already proved we could land people on The Moon 6 times and reach the moon through orbital craft 9 times by that point. Congress gave NASA an ultimatum, either send people to the moon a 10th time, or, shift funding and focus to Skylab, the Apollo Applications Program, and the Space Shuttle. While we consider the Apollo Program an amazing achievement nowadays, you have to put yourself into the minds of taxpayers in 1972, nobody saw the need to continue the Apollo Program over other missions by that point in time. Why are we returning to the moon in 2026? Because newer technology does promise more affordable missions, pressure from China is reigniting the Space Race, NASA plans on setting up a permanent settlement this time, and the ISS is being decommissioned in the 2030s, which frees up time and money for NASA to re-focus its human space flight program."}
+{"text":"We need helium 3 for fusion but robots could mine the moon for it until we're ready to colonize the moon"}
+{"text":"Stupid retard King, when they got to the moon they discovered a base of ayylmaos up there which were not pleased for humans to be there. So they quite forcefully asked humans to stay away from the moon and consequently after a few more tripa there (to keep up appearances) the moon program was quietly dismantled."}
+{"text":"What are the advantages of these things as opposed to, idk, a bus?"}
+{"text":"No it doesn't lol, Sydney was the only major city dumb enough to spring for monorail and was a huge failure."}
+{"text":"What are you even talking about? A monorail and a tram serve completely different purposes. You're comparing apples to oranges. The Tokyo monorails are doing just fine though."}
+{"text":"The point of a tram is that it's *not* grade separated, hence needing much less intrusive and cheaper infrastructure. Monorail is basically just \"elevated tram\", maybe it's cheaper than metro but it's more expensive than a tram and much more intrusive. You need an elevated infrastructure and bulky stations which may not fit the purpose. Monorails only work well in somewhat specific situations difficult to fit in a tram but can fit elevated structure relatively simple and isolated system with just one line or few branchings demand between bus and metro In the case of Japan they don't always have large thoroughfares and urbanism is generally cramped, at the same time they show surprising receptiveness to intrusive infrastructure and somewhat chaotic (in a good way) urbanism, they don't seem to mind these things as much as in the west. So it's more likely to be a good fit for over there."}
+{"text":"It pleases autism. Monorail, Monorail, Monorail"}
+{"text":"Monorail does NOT please autism, because it has just one (1) (mono) rail, while other forms of railway have two rails PLUS overhead wires in many cases. Trams even used to have trolleypoles which increase the autistic pleasure they cause. Tram being integrated into the street pleases autism much more than some elevated monorail. Fact!"}
+{"text":"In a 738 that did a slats, no flaps landing. Something felt wrong on approach with the deck angle, and in my head I was starting to get concerned. The next moment it was TOGA power. I am very sure we were seconds from a stall at 3,000 feet. The alternate electric system failed to extend the flaps so it was Vref + 45 kts on landing at PANC. Max manual brakes and full reverse, it still took more than 10k feet to slow and exit the runway."}
+{"text":"I was almost hit in an on-ramp crosswalk on my bike when I was 14."}
+{"text":"Head on into a car, bounced off the windshield, walked home. Rode past the same car on another bike ten minutes later and the occupant calling the collision. Bikes are fun sometimes."}
+{"text":"i was on a bullet train and i tried to move out of the way of a bullet train going the other direction. oh shit, i might be dumb."}
+{"text":"Trying to cross any roads with freeway on-ramps and off-ramps was always fucking AIDs for me, especially since for me the road in question is a bridge that has a moderate uphill gradient so not only am I having to dodge Karens who feel way more entitled to use the onramp than they should even if its passed a pedestrian crossing but I have to go uphill while doing it. Luckily though, it's super easy to avoid since the other road over the freeway just a light down doesn't have onramps or offramps"}
+{"text":"Seishun 18 Kippu Edition Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Well, strictly speaking, 特急 are 特別急行, so they haven't \"killed all 急行\", they have merely made them more expensive. reserved seats in the fucking boxed seats Completely typical across Europe. Those are installed especially with families in mind. Originally even using compartments, which were fucking awesome. It's a shame, European railway companies have killed those. I guess with the population of Europe these days, it's simply not possible anymore for safety reasons. And it's not like \"インバウンド\" hadn't taken its toll on Japan either."}
+{"text":"I've ridden in a compartment like 2 months ago in Poland, but then again it is Poland so much less \"インバウンド\" than Germany or France"}
+{"text":"well emergency braking can only slow down a train so quickly"}
+{"text":"For the original trainsets that were built those services in the 50s/60s such as the 153/165, 455/475, KiHa 28/58, and 12 Series they had box seats unless you take the Green Car The article mentioned that it happened on Asa Station, which has dividers between the platform and passthrough tracks instead of jump barriers on the platforms. Even then there are still various small gaps between the dividers throughout the length that the person could still pass through."}
+{"text":"I flew down to the Bay Area to take a journey on the Niles Canyon Railway's mysterious and rarely traveled Eastern branch aboard the M200 Railbus. The last of its kind still operating, the M200 once served the California Western Railroad as a literal schoolbus for children. Today is its first publicly available excursion in several years."}
+{"text":"Cute little shunter"}
+{"text":"I think that is a former automat car."}
+{"text":"did you take the comfort pill?"}
+{"text":"he designed the frame genius"}
+{"text":"completely standard frame it's the same bike frame every manufacturer had been making for a hundred or more years. there is nothing notable about it."}
+{"text":"It's not standard it's a road frame with 26\"mtb wheels"}
+{"text":"I took a standard design and slightly changed the size of a fundamentally replaceable part, i am an INVENTOR now!! t. ALLEGED contributor to human progress"}
+{"text":"Post your ride during sundown Post your favorite lights and light setups Do not: Be a hater Talk shit Post daylight ride photos"}
+{"text":"I ride at night 4-5 times per week."}
+{"text":"Those amber side lights are neat. I've been looking for something like that."}
+{"text":"It's called Bottle Blinky, my brother got me it years ago and it's still going strong."}
+{"text":"Well the UK needs more housing/accommodation and could distribute them near stations along the Chiltern mainline. Plus more capacity between London-Birmingham to help relieve the West Coast Mainline. I genuinely think that the Chiltern Mainline should receive more investment, especially as it connects the Great Western Mainline to Birmingham and further north via Oxford. It's an underutilised and under appreciated through route."}
+{"text":"Love it when old stuff resurfaces - passenger information posters, old timetables and so on - that reveal how shit the railway was in places. Thank fuck for a) half-hourly, mostly-clockface services, and b) 24-hour notation"}
+{"text":"The same timetable for next Monday, by comparison."}
+{"text":"TGVs should be orange. Blah blah blah different liveries blah blah variety blah blah I don't care. TGVs should be orange."}
+{"text":"It's because this is now a soulless, faggot country."}
+{"text":"but it's ok if we just copy the Budd look The orange locos are fine, stop shrieking like a woman who thinks she deserves originality."}
+{"text":"Nigger just can't have an original idea Deflects What else is new?...."}
+{"text":"I'm not to blame for your dislike of having your own lack of originality questioned, take it up with mommy or daddy. Orange locos are fine."}
+{"text":"Niggerish whinings Btw, Muh Budderinnod Absolute retard, they literally licensed the corrugated steel tech from Budd The stainless steel carriages were built at the company's factory inAmadoraunder licence from theBudd Companyof the US. [...] Sorefame also assembled diesel and electric locomotives for CP (such as theSérie 1900in 1981), notably using components designed and supplied by the French companyAlstom. That loco is a french tech 2550 series, derived from 2500 series (picrel), with Budd's corrugated steel tech for lighter weight and consistent looks with other rolling gear. The firm had also made shells for American rapid transit rolling stock, most notably forBoeing Vertol's2400 series railcarsconstructed for theChicago Transit Authorityin 1976,[8]as well as for the N-5 railcars constructed byABBTraction forSEPTA'sNorristown High Speed Line."}
+{"text":"When are we getting nuclear powered ocean liners?"}
+{"text":"Never. Bunker oil is still cheap, and sea fairing is the domain of turd world’s working for peanuts. That’s the exact opposite of what you need to operate a nuclear vessel."}
+{"text":"forget that, when the fuck are we getting massive hovercraft ferries again?"}
+{"text":"For when you want to fall over in front of a crowd without getting drunk first"}
+{"text":"WTC this fit?"}
+{"text":"i never understood why you need to be physically tied to your pedals. just get better shoes nigga"}
+{"text":"post bike"}
+{"text":"What is not a race? Vidrel is group n, so stock direction and gears"}
+{"text":"I been watching those NY bike check videos and everyone seems to have cleats now"}
+{"text":"An entry level new bike, that is agreeable to ride, not dragged down by antiquated standards like QR, that you won't regret buying, nor immediately feel the urge to swap out half the components because of cut corners, cost approximately USD $1500 at standard retail prices as of late 2024, give or take a few hundred (depending on the finer details). Now, the prices are going to go up by at least 20%, and the smaller independent brands are going to go under as only the largest players will have the spare cash to ride out the sudden loss of consumer confidence. The most interesting and original bike products will simply disappear from the market permanently until the next wave of prosperity (which may be entirely concentrated somewhere far away and foreign, so that only the wealthiest of your peers will be able to import and use such goods). How does that make /n/ feel?"}
+{"text":"If it's just for transportation, always keep in mind that your bike can get stolen and you can get into an accident with it. Buy something cheap first and see if you use it. A 300 to 400 bucks bike will last you two or three years. Then buy a new one again. By then you'll know if you use it and if you do, you'll know exactly what you want and what you want to spend your money on. Whether you buy 3 or 4 new bikes over the course of 10 years or just one expensive one doesn't make a difference in the financial sense, but the cheaper options hedges your risk against damage and makes you more flexible later on. If it's for offroad sports you can go berserk, but there quantity also trumps quality unless you care competing, which lets face reality, you are not if you're asking here."}
+{"text":"Good point. Better stand in your nearest toilet and carefully watch all the kids urinating just in case one of those pervert trannies tries one of their perverted tricks!"}
+{"text":"Better than 0km"}
+{"text":"not dragged down by antiquated standards like QR qr is fine unless it's carbon (and entry level bike won't be carbon)"}
+{"text":"1500 Lolwut Low end shouldn't cost more that a third of that, at most. You can replace qr with thru axle on most bikes, btw; probably don't even need to replace hubs, but at most only that. Also, 2nd hand."}
+{"text":"What bike repair manuals/books does /n/ recommend. I prefer having a psychical book I can reference while I'm working on my bike instead of fiddling with my phone, stopping and playing a random youtube video. Is picrel any good?"}
+{"text":"UMMM youre not supposed to repair bicycles. They are CARBON FIBER and 100% of parts of them are not serviceable. Just get a new bike if you aren't a poorfag. If your a poorfag just get a new BSO from Cambodian Tire."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself you samefagging brony."}
+{"text":"that's a blast from the past. are we still hating bronies in current year? can we get a \"kys barneyfag\" schizo spergout post too?"}
+{"text":"written by mustache man I like the blogs and videos on the park site so this is presumably them in a book. seems legit. I learned out of a book that was written by Bicycling Magazine because I've been wrenching since a few years before the world wide web. it covered indexed shifting but not disc brakes or any type of suspension. it's still good and I still refer to it, but I don't know how many subsequent editions they made and presumably it's no longer published."}
+{"text":"No real need for books (though i do have one, but it came with a bike); all you need, new and old, specific and generic, basic and specialized, is already online."}
+{"text":"low key been driving 10 years and im not sure who has to yield in this situation. Say you are at a red light and the light just turned green. does car 1 have to yield to the bus? or will the bus zipper in between 1 and 2?"}
+{"text":"Seldom isn't quite right, and neither is occasionally, really, to describe what is saying. I hate to say it, but the zoomers might have come up with a useful phrase here."}
+{"text":"Communication is not about inviting new and exciting catch phrases to cut everything down to the fewest characters to smash into your phone. If that's your goal, drop all pretenses and use only grunts, sighs, gestures, and skibidi toilet to get your point across, cretin. Saying, I've had a license for a decade, but I seldom drive except for personal errands and commuting, makes you sound like an adult human being and not some infantile rube."}
+{"text":"\"low key\" has been a phrase for decades and always has meant \"in an unexciting and/or LITERALLY amateurish(as in non-professional) way\", zoomers just brought it back and overuse the shit out of it to the point that it is used more to emphasize utterly routine complaints (similar to how \"literally\" started being used more figuratively around 20 years ago) e.g. I'm low-key hungry as fuck = I acknowledge that everyone gets hungry, but nigga I still want lunch low key I'm gonna be fucking late = I will be tardy and am willing to admit it, but please do not inform anyone who may punish me i've been low-key driving for 10 years = i've been driving for a long time, but only in a casual manner and have lost awareness of advanced techniques and legal edge cases"}
+{"text":"even a chinese AI could make out what they were saying"}
+{"text":"low key SIX SEBBEN XD"}
+{"text":"Looks like India"}
+{"text":"This moved people to the stadium at U of I but it's dead now."}
+{"text":"no. whenever I get the train and there is some sort of match on its full of piss drunk loud yelling retards and littered with beer cans and fucking stinks toilet ends up looking like something from india and there’s not a single nonwhite involved, interesting."}
+{"text":"English ones are really sort of the same in cultural impact but ended up more associated with football hooliganism considering how many 'firms' ended up naming themselves after rail services. Is /n/ the real Inter City Firm or 6:57 firm?"}
+{"text":"Group stage draw is on Sunday, any suggestions for new players before Saturday's deadline?"}
+{"text":"Is this the video from which the /n/ \"forever shinkansen\" meme came?"}
+{"text":"Indirectly, maybe. Many years ago, /n/ was approaching a significant get and thus drew the attention of a hoard of low-quality posters from a board which primarily concerned themselves with such matters. Perhaps /trash/ or /s4s/; the details have escaped me with the passage of time. In any case, /n/ was subject to a torrent of spam in pursuit of the forthcoming get, where perhaps the equivalent of a steady mountain stream's worth of pig entrails would have been sufficient to establish a dominant presence. It was all but certain that the get would fall to the outsiders and their incursion would culminate in some inane post of theirs being crowned with the coveted numbers. The get inexeroably approached through the inscrutable fog of posts to come, seemingly doomed to curse our home with a brand rudely inflicted by the fatuous trespassers. It was then, in a moment of piercing clarity, that Forever Shinkansen burst forth into our world. Salver of wounds, dispeller of demons! The heathens shrieked and whithered, banished to the wastes whence they came. As is the nature of this place, once the get had come it was bound at some time to go, and it duly did. Those get archives that once were, no longer are or are hidden from me. Thus the noble origin of Forever Shinkansen's fame on /n/ has passed from the realm of common knowledge to the mark of the learned and ancient scribes who remember such times."}
+{"text":"DEEPEST LORE"}
+{"text":"It was then, in a moment of piercing clarity, that Forever Shinkansen burst forth into our world. Salver of wounds, dispeller of demons! The heathens shrieked and whithered, banished to the wastes whence they came. Kek, I didn't know Thomas Carlyle posted on 4chan."}
+{"text":"Bike Training Not sure if this is better on /fit/ or here but I assume I'll get probably less shittier posts here. How are you handling training in the winter? I've been forcing myself to zwift more and I have no idea how people do races so frequently where they can do 2-3x a week."}
+{"text":"Giant is dogshit and overpriced even if they gave shit out for free"}
+{"text":"yes im always riding on prefectly flat glass smooth roads so this is great"}
+{"text":"do you need an app for the shitter as well?"}
+{"text":"a turbo trainer is an app outstanding retardation"}
+{"text":"NOOO I was always talking about a turbo trainer not about my newest girly uWu fortnite zwift skin to use when running with my sisters you don't understand, chud!"}
+{"text":"Hear me out, we need one of these."}
+{"text":"Conductor we have a problem!"}
+{"text":"\"Hotwife\" never understood this boomer babble To Be Quite Honest,"}
+{"text":"in certain boomer castes it was really important to have a wife that you could pass around to other men, that was how social and career advancement were accomplished if that sounds bizarre and alien, I can only imagine the horror show shit that goes on these days."}
+{"text":"i know it's a swinger thing, i just dont see why they feel the need to concatenate \"hot\" and \"wife\". it just makes it seem that much more schizo. it hits the same way \"fully and foreverially\" used to"}
+{"text":"Anyone else feels like absolute shit after crashing? it's not even the pain of it it's just the faith in your ability slowly dying inside. When I was younger it was whatever but now it feels like someone chipped away a chunk of confidence."}
+{"text":"This thread gets funny if you pretend everyone's talking about car crashes"}
+{"text":"6 months and my arm still hurts"}
+{"text":"Usually more annoyed than anything. Worst crash happened to me couple years ago, week before my summer holidays. cycling to work dog walker's dog runs towards me swerve to right, hit kerb next notice I'm lying on the pavement, one shoe few meters from me, bike another few metres to another direction road rash on one knee, rear derailleur busted, handlebar is twisted, couple of ribs busted Managed to straigthen the handlebar, but still that maneuver cost me pair of shorts and a derailleur."}
+{"text":"there's a steel plate for water drainage it's probably the incorrect type of plate and is just super fucking smooth. my city does the same shit and people constantly eat shit in winter because they have these smooth metal plates all over the fucking place you're supposed to use special non-skid ones but cities are not only cheap but overtly hate anyone who is not currently in a car"}
+{"text":"Second time ever bringing out the bike I built from scratch for a test drive Come around a blind corner Road work, with no sign. There is no pavement anymore. It's a 6 inch deep hole. I go into the hole while braking and turning into an uphill corner. Still not used to the new geometry and weight Flip over the bars god damnit. Lots of airtime to anticipate the pain. sacrifice my wrist to arrest my fall and save my face faceplant anyway Broken wrist, still hurts to this day Road rash new bike is already fucked up on the second time I took it out nearby do-gooder calls 911. Fuck. Blood everywhere, clothes shredded Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"0.25 Yeah he's either retarded or having you on. .25% is fucking nothing. Usually I'll leave my chains til either 1% or if they snap. Then ((IF)) the new chain skips on the cassette replace that. Never had to swap out jockey wheels or chainsets or anything, the units typically fail somewhere else before it becomes noticeable. Shop guys are fucking insufferable for the most part. Either booger eating fetuses who's last time on wheels was in a pram, or turbo tards who throw a hissy fit at any sign of someone actually using their bike as intended."}
+{"text":"Are you poor or something?"}
+{"text":"i was looking up motorbike suspensions and apparently this is a thing ripped off from ancient chopper culture. boomers would use leaf springs on the front fork because muh cheap mod and the modern versions of it are basically that picture using normal coil gas springs and a weird armature. it's just typical boomer paint huffing retardation making things overcomplicated because they can only think in terms of parts they can rip off a truck and manhandle together with salvaged tie rods and bondo"}
+{"text":"forgot image"}
+{"text":"there is literally nothing wrong with this except for that he (or you) at some point came in it"}
+{"text":"Hey /n/, what strategies do you use to mitigate ass pain and skin health? I only experience deep muscular soreness on very long rides, but as I get older my skin is getting irritated more often. Painful red bumps crop up and ruin the ride. I hit them with neosporin and cover with a bandage, which works, but I want to prevent them in the first place. I always ride with a clean ass and clean undies, but now those padded cycling shorts are suddenly making more sense. I might even pick up some chamois cream even though the idea always seemed gross to me. Anyway, how bout you? Is your ass chapped like mine? Tips from ass masters would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"you might want to consult with one of those woke new \"doctors\" if they're legal in your jurisdiction, otherwise just eat raw meat and get lots of sunshine"}
+{"text":"there's something very wrong with your gut, my man"}
+{"text":"i have never experienced this and i eat really bad, maybe get better underwear or something just change diet, do not wear diapers. they will break apart on the narrow seat of a bike and even if they did work and not leak it's not like you won't stink"}
+{"text":"this, but unironically. OP pic is a top shelf brapper"}
+{"text":"Be careful to specify woman, otherwise you might be gay"}
+{"text":"The EMUs are out of service. Post your pics here of Queensland Rail service- double imaginary bullshit points for rural/discontinued services"}
+{"text":"Fuck you cunts and your $20 or 25 airport train tickets that shit gave me a shock when i was getting a transport card at the booth"}
+{"text":"Make your own board then"}
+{"text":"australian rail is shit why different gauges in each state? why do you need to bogie-swap at the border? why couldn't they just use the same gauges nationwide like every other damned country in the world? baka my head"}
+{"text":"It is funny though"}
+{"text":"That's just a Sydney thing. Which isn't in Queensland. Because rail was laid before federation. They actually did consider making it all the same gauge. But some Scottish wanker in NSW wanted to use the Scottish gauge over the agreed upon Irish gauge. So Victoria and SA had Irish gauge. Other states were just being cheap or something and so they did narrow gauge."}
+{"text":"I see you all are intimidated by my obvious superiority"}
+{"text":"Sure but that kind of car is going to need a lot more maintenance. lil bro doesnt own a spanner or CVD machine"}
+{"text":"2010ish yamaha majesty's mog, hard"}
+{"text":"Wow, less bad than most Yamahas because it looks a little less like Axe body spray and has low height wheels."}
+{"text":"It’s still mostly axe body spray desu"}
+{"text":"It needs a license, registration, and fuel, and it's too large/heavy to be carried onto a train, up a building, wherever. Also noise and fumes. I'd rather just hop on and pedal away in near silence without ID, going as far as my legs can take me. Then chain the bike to a random post behind a bush somewhere."}
+{"text":"I'm genuinely sad a copy of this book costs over $2k. I'm praying that christophers new book succeeds in sales so that Mattel or whoever the owners are would reconsider putting it back into distribution again."}
+{"text":"I have a copy, it was a good read. I also hope it goes back into publication"}
+{"text":"just pirate it lmao"}
+{"text":"There's no need to pirate it. It's available on the internet archive. But it's never the same as owning a copy you can hold in your hands, studying it in your free time, reading it before bed every night or reading it while drinking coffee."}
+{"text":"Wilberts lore book is my white whale. I have both rbtl copies from 2005 and 2025, both signed by christopher awdry. I will never part with them."}
+{"text":"mfw cleaning my bice and saw that my 45mm wide knobbies were chewing through my chainstay on my gravel bice for some time ordered some 40mm wide hutchinson overide (currently running 45mm Tundra), scared to ride as not to damage my frame further... the manufacturer said up to 46mm wide... be honest...am I retarded??"}
+{"text":"You're supposed to enjoy the suffering, man."}
+{"text":"I don't know who you think you're addressing or giving advice to but I feel like you must be new to this whole thing and just want to sound cool. Relax, when you're jaded and old like me you won't feel such a strong urge to fit in anymore because you'll know it won't work anyway"}
+{"text":"2 long sentences to convince me he's chill"}
+{"text":"nta but i am not chill at all and i will let you know it i would hope that any similarly unchill people will also have continued and lastingly damaging autism freakouts until the situation is resolved"}
+{"text":"In which we discuss the Bikelighting culture (Fahrradbeleuchtungskultur) of our countries. Here in Germany, because of the Danger, it is not allowed to have a blinking Taillight. This is also the Reason that all emergency Vehicles in the World have blinking Lights. By attracting other dangerous night Vehicles to crash into the Ambulance, instead of the civilian Vehicles, it spares Drivers in smaller Vehicles, where the Occupants are less able to administer emergency self-Aid. This is the Consequence of what we call a „high trust Society“; our culture of Politeness dictates the most Risk to the most capable Roaduser. The same Expectation is extended to Police and Construction Engineers who are paid more for occupational Hazards such as a blinking Light. Do you have a Law about blinking Bikelights in your Country?"}
+{"text":"Now I get what you mean. Perhaps I should explicitly mark a tangent as such? You see the puerpose the tangent served, right? Long story short: Depending on your location an air horn, like a wheel driven bell and other signals, might be illegal. You might also find that no one cares or 'we're just happy for anyome we see with some kind of lights and signal'. Another tangent: At my uni someome had a commercial bicycle air horn. It was a bottle to go in the bottle cage and to be pumped up via bicycle pump, a hose to the bars where there was a horn with button. Tangent over. Way too much hassle for me, I bet it would be empty when I want it because I didnt pump it. t. runs no signal on any of his bikes If I ever find myself with a pedestrian (say pedestrian zone with bicycles specifically allowed) I find it much more polite to just say 'Hi, excuse me, may I' instead of passive aggressively RINGringRingRing"}
+{"text":"Im considering them as a second/emergency option, also for daylight. I took all reflectors off my bike in favour of battery powered lights. But they dont reflect. All magnetic lights I've found are mounted at the wheels, which is convenient since the battery lights take up all the space on the frame. There are lights that store energy to give a 'standlight' capacity that keeps the light on Do you have an example?"}
+{"text":"so, wait, the magnet passes by the lamp and pulses it? this generates it's own electricity similar to a dynamo? I've never heard of such a thing but that's neat. what is the search term?"}
+{"text":"anon these have been around for 50 fucking years. and they're dogshit. just get battery driven light. you're already strapping \"unnecessary\" electronics to your bike and a modern tiny lipo battery is probably lighter than the permanent magnet and coils you need to make those work. but otherwise basically yes, it makes little electrical pulses as the magnet moves by some coils and there's some extra electronics (usually) to smooth out the power delivery. inductors and sheeit. it wouldn't be difficult to wire in a little button cell that is recharged by the magnet/coil assembly but they dont reflect so get one that does jesus christ"}
+{"text":"Imagine being a \"person\" who has any less than 5000 Lumen. Enjoy being invisible, retard."}
+{"text":"Pretty incredible"}
+{"text":"Also Kino launch"}
+{"text":"Setback for V3 booster gor starship"}
+{"text":"two retards fighting"}
+{"text":"Although I set out some preferences for the last one I ended up settling for literally anything to do with Britain. Those preferences about foreign exports and rare diversions remain in place but otherwise post what you like as long as it fits the broader requirement"}
+{"text":"There was a train crash in Mexico and for a brief moment I was worried that those dumb spics had ruined another Class 43 after having already ruined one this year by driving into a lorry that tried to cheat a level crossing, thankfully it was just one of the ex-burger locomotives that they've ruined instead by taking a curve too fast and going over a cliff."}
+{"text":"Went on the subway earlier and noticed that there's now platform screen doors at Govan"}
+{"text":"This thread is for images of trains only not blog posts"}
+{"text":"I wonder if the Underground will get them. It does rely on having standard door spacing so would need to happen after the 2024 stock has a full fleet."}
+{"text":"Road signs. What do you think of them? Which country does them the best? Would you change anything in the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals?"}
+{"text":"green/blue/brown - general info Its actually even more specific than this: Green - Route info Blue - Service info (rest stops, lodging, etc) Brown - Recreations & historical sites Some states even designate pink for detour information or \"incident management\". I love American signage!"}
+{"text":"For the record, PA and UT are the best state route signs, with FL an honorary mention for using the state's weird sillouette gracefully"}
+{"text":"I prefer MA, VA, ME and Michigan. They look like real road markers, not something straight out of a cartoon. Having been in both FL and NH, shape-based signs suck. They don't even do the road distance posts right."}
+{"text":"UK Blue. Motorways (highways with few turn offs) Green. A roads (fast smaller roads linking places) White. Local roads (you got there and need to find a pub)"}
+{"text":"I love UK road signs. I also like those of the French and the Dutch for just doing the job well without being obnoxiously wordy."}
+{"text":"is it possible before 2030?"}
+{"text":"trains are extremely overrated by pro train shills. they dont nearly bring as much usefulness as people claim. how often is your average person from estonia really traveling 50+km to justify the need of HSR? does everyone just jump on the train and travel 200km daily for no reason? something like tampa to orlando makes more sense not soviet city 17 to city 20"}
+{"text":"Tampa to Orlando Stupid italians"}
+{"text":"no one has a need to travel to and from those countries Having HSR in Baltic countries would both be a strong incentive for people who want to go from Scandinavia to Central Europe (just add a ferry crossing to Helsinki and you got an alternate route from Poland to Finland) and vice-versa, and could also be used to propel the tourism industry in all the Baltic countries. Once Ukraine and Belarus join the EU, they'll actually benefit from having a near-direct land-based link to countries like Estonia and Finland due to HSR infrastructure currently under development."}
+{"text":"NTA; the main purpose of Rail Baltica is freight and military mobility. Moving people is just a side benefit."}
+{"text":"Slow progress in Latvia."}
+{"text":"imagine being a voltagelet"}
+{"text":"south africa, there's not much to guess when you keep the title"}
+{"text":"Well, I am a retard"}
+{"text":"free buses Cagebros...should I be afraid...?"}
+{"text":"Non-sequiters I accept your concession."}
+{"text":"free Blue-eyed people pay for it... it's only free to you brown-eyes."}
+{"text":"Surely you're not idiotic enough to say that police presence has NO effect on the amount of crime, but just pushes it around like a sweep? And even if that's the case, simply moving the crime to less critical areas, and away from say, the incredibly expensive and vital transit system seems like a no brainer. If you go outside at all, you need to practice personal safety by being prepared, This is true in NYC, but there are other transit systems where this isn't the case. Now, to be clear, I do agree that there is a \"move the problem\" aspect to this, and that the places with much safter transit systems aren't simply throwing cops at the problem, but your line of logic makes no sense.."}
+{"text":"I consider Philadelphia to be very shitty honestly. The Russian propagandists are making fun of Philly's zombie town known as Kensington."}
+{"text":"There are a lot of things to dislike about philly but a 1 square block area where the police have cordoned off all the junkies to keep them from bothering anyone else is not it, congrats on falling for it"}
+{"text":"Pulse Lightstar (1986)"}
+{"text":"If starter/alternator weren't abandoned to drive belt for failure insulation, it could have been starter /alternator/power assist/harmonic balancer/flywheel. New prius finally looks good. Still an idiotic living room on wheels...."}
+{"text":"Aren't hybrids backwards? It should be electric assist for launch, then ICE on a parabola for cruise? electric motors and batteries were shit at the time so it wasn't economical. now that they are good, there no reason not to have a full ev instead of a hybrid. by like 2010 you could have just had A FUCKING LEAF instead"}
+{"text":"I looked a used leaf 5 years ago, it was still 8K....batteries have 92 times less energy density than petroleum."}
+{"text":"The \"wings\" trigger my inner child that likes to play with toy spaceships. is this the one that won the X-Prize cup many years ago?"}
+{"text":"Are there any actual disadvantages to them? They seem to perform as well as standard bike frames but with the advantage of being easier to mount and dismount without the top bar getting in your way. I know they were originally marketed to women who wore skirts because the top bar on traditional bikes got in the way and exposed their panties but it never quite made sense to me why these weren't just the \"default\" frame style in the first place, especially since most utility bikes and pretty much every single E-bike on the market uses this style of frame."}
+{"text":"If both of you wear clipless you can ride together, you up top and her below. You use the hoods, she can use the drops."}
+{"text":"Lmao I wouldn't mind. For 63 the lady is really pretty with a nice figure"}
+{"text":"Mexican cyclists are highly underrated"}
+{"text":"Early /n/ was obsessed with picrel but most of you zoomzooms weren't even born yet"}
+{"text":"These guys passed you on the last big hill before the cafe. Didn't even take pulls. What do you tell these Freds to not seem mad?"}
+{"text":"everyone knows riding park is for losers. imagine wanting to be around so many people, its the same reason I can't roadbike your literally just surrounded by people and cars 24/7"}
+{"text":"Skill issue, I literally live in one of the densest most crowded places in north america and I can easily get to no-cars greenery and chillaxed riding just by riding half an hour out of the city. Even more so if I get on the train."}
+{"text":"our definition of no cars is clearly different. I live rural as hell and there isn't a road maintained enough to roadbike on that no cars drive on, on earth. When I say no cars, I mean most of my rides I literally don't see another soul for 3 plus hours. I probably see a side by side or atv once every 10 rides."}
+{"text":"I guess for me getting passed by a car every 30 minutes or so doesn't give me a rage aneurysm, I know for some it does, the guy who spams NJB shit and screeches about cagers maybe"}
+{"text":"Id have kept up or passed in my prime. Maybe. My average cruising speed on a heavy mountain bike weighed down with a heavy duty chain lock and extra lights was 20mph. My \"training\" was biking uphill for an hour straight after work every night."}
+{"text":"3 months No major plane crash"}
+{"text":"Has a point. It's been 2 months since that ups plane."}
+{"text":"it doesn't count because it was still mostly on the ground it doesn't count because I can't easily link the Trump administration to it it doesn't count because it was mostly Boeing it doesn't count because the passengers weren't sentient"}
+{"text":"it doesn't count because it was still mostly on the ground it doesn't count because I can't easily link the Trump administration to it it doesn't count because it wasn't a Boeing plane it doesn't count because the passengers weren't sentient"}
+{"text":"that's an impressive victim complex you have there, MIGA-kun"}
+{"text":"It doesn't count because it's an MD-11 you ni..."}
+{"text":"girl cabin edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Wow, took a yearlong hiatus from checking this thread due to the stupid 10 minute captcha thing but it looks like that's finally gone and been replaced with a slightly less obnoxious captcha? Cool, will start posting again. Well, diary, been pushing oil around NY for a year and a half. It's alright, and by alright I mean I kind of want to KMS when I get the call to start my hitch, but that's every job I've ever had, so I guess I'll keep going. But I also made a lot of money in the market so I have even less need to put up with work I don't like--kind of want to take an easier job somewhere in a nicer / more interesting place, even if it means a paycut. Alaska? Some Pacific islands working for the Navy? Idk. We'll see."}
+{"text":"The rates are very generous. I think they are looking for UK crew. Even for AB they are offering $400/day."}
+{"text":"Nothing is worse than a woman on a boat"}
+{"text":"You need to remove her clothes in order to turn that bad luck into good luck. Aphrodite approves."}
+{"text":"Fuck off alarms during UMS"}
+{"text":"I bought an NJS frame. Does anyone want to make ignorant comments assuming that I have never ridden fixed-gear or that I don't know how JIS standards work or what toe overlap is or similar? Yes, I'll be riding it exclusively on the street."}
+{"text":"at least put some mtb bar ends near the top bend, or a Jones H bar or something so you can lay down power for climbs and speed. is that a nitto stem?"}
+{"text":"fast as fuck you literally can't go fast in that position your acting as a human air brake, I guess you would likely go faster then me cause your 30bmi stomach would be piercing the air."}
+{"text":"it's comfier and your head position is better for seeing stuff around you such as traffic and fluffy deer booty"}
+{"text":"You are in over your head."}
+{"text":"Sick! I bet it's fast. Nobody is going to expect that with those handlebars."}
+{"text":"why doesnt /n/ make stickers?"}
+{"text":"ppl like stickers tho"}
+{"text":"please wipe your chain."}
+{"text":"it's not my bike but yes I serviced everything before I sold it"}
+{"text":"Fuck you nigger"}
+{"text":"kek. Respect the hustle."}
+{"text":"the dude got one of those adventure gravel bikes with enduro tier stack and not a performance road bike"}
+{"text":"Exactly. So, should I adapt it, or there is no other options then sell it?"}
+{"text":"I'm 178 centimeters tall, and I bought size L Why? Look at the Effective top tube height, that's really long. I'm 181cm and my bikes are usually either Large/53-54cm top tube length and it still feels like it's too large for me. I also apparently have weird proportions (shorter legs/long torso) which makes the exposed seatpost really short. Try buying compact dropbars (short reach) or 0 offset seatpost. Long story short, try out the bike before buying it. but I'm buying online Try a bike with similar geometry from your LBS"}
+{"text":"he thinks bike shops still exist outside of california"}
+{"text":"Try buying compact dropbars (short reach) or 0 offset seatpost. Do not buy shit until you know where the fuck your hands should be."}
+{"text":"Why is /n/ in general so much more friendly and cordial than other boards?"}
+{"text":"I also love Sexual Assault"}
+{"text":"Not in any major city It is as common as snow in Australia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Brazil or any mostly tropical/subtropical country"}
+{"text":"The smaller boards are always nicer. Compare  which is helpful, with  which is visibly mentally ill. My main board is  which is the most fun but it's full of incredibly repetitive spam threads. You could also compare  cartoon threads to  cartoon threads. One is comfy and interested, while the other is frantically trying to just yell NIGGERS as many times as possible."}
+{"text":"Because the faggot janny bans you if you say anything negative about other races"}
+{"text":"can confirm, i post in /ck/, /g/, /diy/ and now here and the larger the board the more mentally ill. but that's a good thing because the big boards will happily tell you you're wrong even if you're not, and then you will spend a lot of time learning to gather evidence for your opinions, to defend clear facts, and to even prove where you were or were not at a given time."}
+{"text":"How big can sail boats get? Is there an upper limit?"}
+{"text":"What about rotors? There are several ships which use them. Can those sail upwind?"}
+{"text":"iirc Flettener Rotors work best when sailing upwind but need to be powered, so are more for providing modest fuel savings rather than 100% of the propulsive power like youd get with a more conventional sailing rig"}
+{"text":"The problem with sailing ships is that you can't stack containers on the deck. They would have to be xbox-huge to offset that drawback. Technically, it's not that big of a deal, but practically it will cause some issues. Upper limit is dictated by the layout of harbors, bridges, etc."}
+{"text":"the Earth is only holding the future of sail back"}
+{"text":"That’s a huge bitch"}
+{"text":"When you see it Previous:"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure that 8113 has an alternator built into its turbocharger as a testbed."}
+{"text":"oops, the first miss that I noticed. Otherwise, very impressive!"}
+{"text":"Have you ever thought about paying the ferry man BEFORE he got you to the other side?"}
+{"text":"S.E.P. Leave enough toys to keep those left behind happy."}
+{"text":"imagine getting rolled by a monster like this"}
+{"text":"imagine getting railed by a monster like that sex with that creature!!"}
+{"text":"lewd"}
+{"text":"I've been in this boat hundreds of times. It's an absolute beauty, and has these extremely long benches, I would sleep in my girlfriends lap every morning, and enjoy the slow rocking of the ship. It's in SEA, and travels to the islands :-)"}
+{"text":"Why does a graffitied train have to be taken out of circulation immediately? How much does it cost in your country to clean up one graffiti piece? In Finland, the average cleanup cost is 600-700ish."}
+{"text":"Ah yes ahmed now that we have followed this graffiti artist to a train yard that spans for block and blocks openly we can complete our duty to allah and make the pigs pay by writing our names on the containers! you're such a pussy just say you're scared and shutup"}
+{"text":"i've never heard of it by that name but it's pretty well known that it's a thing. people even joke that you have to keep bathroom stalls clean because once the first child draws a little stick man in there, it's fucking over conversely, if you get some particularly talented vandal to just do a huge mural, vandals are less likely to write over it, and sticker-bombing stuff or even hanging shitloads of flyers is a good way to at least keep vandalism PG/limited to further being just people slapping stickers for their home businesses instead of scribbling GAIUS WAS HERE AND IS NOW A HOMO WITH HIS BEST BRO AULUS. and again many cities have designated tag walls specifically to contain vandalism/reduce hood nigga nonsense since even hood niggas seeing a well done mural of a local pop star or something wont tag over it (much)"}
+{"text":"LOL. Flex more, toy bitch."}
+{"text":"Good man. Those pricks need their hands cut off."}
+{"text":"Americans think anything they don't like is either communism or terrorism. Possibly both."}
+{"text":"If I passed you, don't take it personally. It's because you're slow, weak, and have no stamina. No, don't look at my bike. I could smoke you any day, even you were riding a Colnago Gioello, and I could do it on a $100 BSO from Walmart. Little man, learn to take defeat gracefully. I won, fair and square. If you passed me, chill out dude, you're such an insecure tryhard. You wasted all that money to win a race that only exists in your head. Sure I could have been a pro, still could if I'm being honest, but that kind of thing doesn't interest me, I have nothing to prove to myself. So why should I try to prove anything to others, let alone you? Stop and smell the roses, that's my philosophy."}
+{"text":"have a \"get rekt\" saddlebag sticker that provokes freds they overtake I draft them and when they get tired overtake them again lol"}
+{"text":"okay, great, proud of you, but who tf asked?"}
+{"text":"I'm not in a race, I'm just trying to get my groceries home, or enjoying my ride to work."}
+{"text":"don't bother judging others' pace unless you're riding with them. never know the split they're taking between pace and distance"}
+{"text":"i am doing 10k to work at 4 am and i'm still drunk from yesterday and havent eaten a real meal in three days. i do not care if you pass me"}
+{"text":"The end of ebike terrorism is in sight. Let's not count our chickens before they hatch, but I'm tentatively feeling hopefully about this. During the time that the last thread was up, hundreds of people were killed by ebike fires. We need to put a stop to this. I just hope they make sure to add prison time for people caught with unlicensed ebikes."}
+{"text":"I own an ebike but also am an active arsonist. What's the problem?"}
+{"text":"In olden times arsonists were publicly burned alive once captured. The townsfolk would drink tankards of ale and engage in much merry-making while dancing to the shrieks of the arsonist, the teeth would later be pried out from the charred corpse and given to children as charms. Shame we can't do this to ebike people"}
+{"text":"all that to basically say no u!111"}
+{"text":"why are lolberts and /pol/tards obsessed with the vaporwave-adjacent \"VHS aesthetic\" and yet so incapable of actually capturing it properly"}
+{"text":"30 years after Mavic Zap, I finally tried three different bikes with electronic shifting (Rival, Force, and Red/XPLR) and it reminded me of the first time I got my dick sucked. It was alright. I'm glad I experienced it. But the overall feeling was like.... \"that's all? that's what all the hype was about?\" I am glad it's a thing, I'm glad it's available, I would never tell them to un-invent it. I suppose if you offered to upgrade my current bikes with all electronic I'd probably go for it (might have to think it through first). Overall, it was a disappointment. So what did I miss here? Is Shimano better or Campy maybe, was the problem fookin SRAM? Is it less about the ride and more the long term ownership experience, the maintenance perhaps? Why do people fork out 2-3x the monies over the cost of perfectly good mech shifting? I can't believe I'm even saying \"perfectly good (old thing)\". I love my hydro dicks, I love my crabon wheels, I would never go back and those were worth every penny, but the e-shifting was a big letdown. Again, it was fine, but just fine. For all the hype I expected to ejaculate instantly."}
+{"text":"he doesn't know the entire point of those hanger-less electronic shifters is to have it in a standardized position against the wheel so that you don't need to adjust anything, you can just shove it in there and it'll shift out of the box. there's a reason there are no hanger-less cable derailleurs, it makes no sense."}
+{"text":"It makes sense that smaller penises experience less pleasure."}
+{"text":"this looks completely unmaintainable"}
+{"text":"A bike is only as maintainable as its market share"}
+{"text":"there's a reason there are no hanger-less cable derailleurs, it makes no sense. Eagle 70 and 90 are both full mount mech derailleurs. Direct mount has nothing to do with electronic shifting and the reason we aren't seeing more full mount groups is because SRAM doesn't let other companies fully utilize it. Even if you dislike full mount UDH is a great thing because it forces all manufacturers that want to use SRAM groupsets into using the same derailleur hanger."}
+{"text":"fat titties"}
+{"text":"relying on cutting edge, expensive public infrastructure and tech every day in order to live minimalist"}
+{"text":"\"Minimalism\" has always been a way for rich people to quietly brag about their liquidity and stable cash flow"}
+{"text":"You laugh, but this is peak efficiency: whenever he's feeling peckish he can just squeeze some milk out of one of his mantits instead of having to buy an overpriced snack on the train."}
+{"text":"this thread has been living on a train for the past one and a half years"}
+{"text":"SS United States to be sunk, creating the world's largest artificial reef. RIP to one of the greats."}
+{"text":"had they actually let us take it back to the clyde it probably would have been restored. look at ps waverley and mv hebridean princess which i see moored in full working order often. heck, sometimes i'd argue they are more reliable then the fucking mv glen sannox iv"}
+{"text":"do fish really even like these artificial reefs? they are dumb animals with no brains. is it possible for a fish to be trapped in a maze of corridors it's whole life? or maybe they get stuck?"}
+{"text":"fish here, i love it, please sink more things"}
+{"text":"In response to the impending sinking, the New York coalition has taken legal action, filing a lawsuit to halt the process until federal agencies can assess the situation. Although the lawsuit was dismissed for lack of standing, advocates remain determined to seek federal intervention. The \"Raise RMS Titanic Foundation\" Facebook page is a fucking goldmine."}
+{"text":"yeah it turns out the stuff that grows on it is tasty and it provides cover from larger predators who dont fit in all the little wire raceways and pipes and shit"}
+{"text":"Do you guys ever have conversations with other people on public transportation, or try picking up girls there? yet another day riding the subway sharing a car with plenty of cute girls, normal looking guys, and never make conversation with anyone to try to make friends or get a date it's been like this nearly daily for 10 years even see the same people getting on and off at my same stop, they live near me, and still never speak to anyone"}
+{"text":"I get it a lot less now that I wear big headphones"}
+{"text":"last week of December another year riding the subway pretty much every day another year of not speaking to a single person on my ride There’s a pretty young woman with resting bitch face who I see almost every day, sometimes in the morning but frequently in the evening returning home. We live at the same stop. We are on the train for nearly half an hour together. We frequently are even on the same train car. We were both on the train this morning, day after Christmas, when it was pretty sparsely filled. Despite how awkward it would be given we see each other for months and never speak, I Could have struck up a conversation based around Christmas how her holiday was, doesn’t it suck we have to work today when so few people do, talk about living in the same town, etc. Instead what did I do? Walked to the next car and sat there the whole time I’m sure this girl has never even noticed my existence on the train, yet almost every single day I notice her and kick myself how I don’t talk to her. She doesn’t seem to have any visible piercings or tattoos like is common in my area. Probably a relatively wholesome girl. And yet, nothing. I swear riding the subway make me even more miserable"}
+{"text":"I do this too. It's also good to wait outside for a while and check they are ok by looking in their house with binoculars."}
+{"text":"Literally just have Game and this isn't a problem. Read some Neil Strauss."}
+{"text":"I'm a Londoner so talking on public transport would get me executed, but a few weeks ago an older woman with an Australian accent walked up to me on the train platform and started talking about how cold it was and how she was surprised I was alright in just a hoodie. We had a little chat about cold tolerance and Australia (I've got relatives there) before the train arrived, we waved to each other as we boarded and then went silent. It brightened my week."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with these mongoloid slackers? They completely underschedule longhaul trains everywhere outside the NEC so almost no one can use them for shorter trips and then wonder why ridership is in the shitter. Each route should be minimum 3x a day per direction."}
+{"text":"Please answer:"}
+{"text":"Thermodynamics ftw"}
+{"text":"have you decided yet?"}
+{"text":"When I was a kid my grandparents lived in Montana so I would take the Empire Builder from Seattle out there at least once a year. Board in the late morning, get a comfy meal in the restaurant, sleep in the bunk bed car, wake up in the early morning to my grandparents picking me up in their random tiny town, extremely comfy desu. Regarding the monorail, I had a job in highschool where I actually used it to commute from downtown to Seattle Center lol. I can’t imagine it gets used much for work."}
+{"text":"Amtrak is mid, but the local transport in my area going east to west is even worse. If I wanted to travel from Santa Rosa to Sacramento directly by public transit, my only choice would be Amtrak. The county bus line that used to go between Sonoma County and Napa County was canceled in 2018. So the only bus that goes from one to the other is the Amtrak bus. It's slow and costs more than the local bus did, but now it's the only bus on the road. If it didn't exist the only option for public transport would be to travel to San Francisco (bus or train and ferry), then to the East Bay (BART and bus) to board for the train to Sacramento. Marin, Sonoma, Napa, and Solano Counties all have over a million people in total but there is no public transportation system going east to west. It isn't Amtrak's fault the local transport systems have such a hard time bringing people to their train stations."}
+{"text":"I still don't get countersteering, I've been cycling all my life and I don't think about \"oh I have to move the bike to the right to turn left\", I just naturally follow the path and move the bike and she moves exactly how I want her to Then I learn about countersteering and I'm wondering if I've been riding wrong my whole life"}
+{"text":"It's no use. I literally took a bicycle dynamics / physics course in uni but anons ITT will instead insist on their infantile intuition about it."}
+{"text":"Everyone ITT is now manually countersteering"}
+{"text":"You know he means single track."}
+{"text":"I just lock the rear wheel while leaning and enter a sick drift, and maintain balance with my body weight alone."}
+{"text":"That cozy, old school cabin photo of a Delta Air Lines L1011 TriStar from the 1980s is getting people talking for one simple reason: it looks roomy. Wider looking aisles, big overhead bins, and that warm lighting that makes the whole cabin feel like a different era of flying. Delta's own history of the L1011 explains why it felt that way. The airline called it \"high, wide and handsome,\" noting a cabin about 8 feet high and 19 feet wide, plus wider aisles and large entry doors designed to make boarding and deplaning easier. Delta's first revenue L1011 flight was on Dec. 15, 1973 from Atlanta to Philadelphia, and the airline ultimately flew 70 of the type, the largest L1011 fleet in the industry. Delta retired the L1011 in 2001, after decades of domestic and international flying, including transatlantic and transpacific routes. And over time, the industry shifted hard toward efficiency and packing more people into each flight, especially after U.S. airline deregulation in 1978 changed how airlines competed. Looking at this cabin, you can see why so many travelers say, \"Yeah... they really don't make it like that anymore.\""}
+{"text":"There is a famous economic answer for this: 1) Government dictated pricing, all prices were set so high that it was \"rent\" making (above average returns), and airlines only competed on service 2) When airlines were deregulated, prices fell rapidly such that flying became common place and affordable for everyone. For a country as large and spread out as the US, this was the desired social outcome as the government promoted transportation as a public good 3) With prices competitive, planes were \"right-sized\", firms merged until it reached a natural monopoly number, and features priced accordingly 4) The ultimate proof in the pudding is empirical evidence over the past 40 years that shows air transportation becoming extremely affordable (compared to historical prices), almost everyone can afford to fly, and flying is no longer a luxury or once-in-a-lifetime experience. If you don't like the race to the bottom, simply pay for premium cabin. Premium cabin prices today mirror what similar service cost way back when, regardless of name."}
+{"text":"be a clown who picks some budget airline for being 25 $ cheaper wonder why flying was different in the past"}
+{"text":"300 for NY to LA Christ thats cheaper than taking a bus"}
+{"text":"Yeah, and it's actually a bit conservative. You can go from NYC to LA for significantly less if you don't care about the actual airport you go out of. There's a reason Greyhound is dying."}
+{"text":"absolute kino interior"}
+{"text":"*combines the aggressive solipsistic entitlement of an exurban helicopter parent SUV karate lessons karen with the sanctimonious humblebrag better-than-you instagram mentality of a childless upper middle class urbanist in your path (literally in your path because it's in your physical path being as expensive and space-hogging as an actual car, while being as slow and annoying and needy and pointless and \"look at me\" as a dutch bike, in everyone's path) in your path* *heh, nothin' personnel kid, as in, look at these kids of mine that I am effectively using as human shields, so give me everything in return for nothing or you're a monster and I will have you cancelled for not buckling immediately and catering to my massive sense of entitlement, kid* When did cargo bikes go from being a crusty, get-it-done, no-nonsense niche improvised delivery tool for reasonable humans, to being the single most punchable conspicuous consumption fashion accessory in the history of wheels? Also, cargo bikes hate thread, and yes I took my meds thanks for the reminder though"}
+{"text":"nuts"}
+{"text":"When did cargo bikes go from being a crusty, get-it-done, no-nonsense niche improvised delivery tool for reasonable humans, to being the single most punchable conspicuous consumption fashion accessory in the history of wheels? Cargo bikes have always been more expensive, the attitude you describe is probably more of the heavy \"urbanist\" push that really started a few years, using cargo bikes as some sort of gotcha when someone talks about when you need to carry something beyond yourself and whatever you can carry on a milk crate tied to the back of your bicycle; yet no one seems to show you theirs or anything beyond stock pictures on flat, even surfaces."}
+{"text":"That's like saying \"rolexes were always more expensive\", nah, you could buy 20 rolexes for the price of a cheap new car back then, now for the price of a new car you can buy one, if you suck off your AD's wife's boyfriend once a month for a year first"}
+{"text":"and yes I took my meds thanks for the reminder though You might need a higher dosage."}
+{"text":"Fixed by front pannier racks."}
+{"text":"If i take a class that teaches about boat repair at community college. I can afford to repair a boat."}
+{"text":"Unlike those other modes (bicycle notwithstanding) you can actually find a car thats cheap to own and run- hell you can buy a Chevy Cavalier with pocket change. Cheap to Insure, good on gas, parts still available or easy to find at the pick-and-pull and you can wrench on the street or a WalMart parking lot- all things that dont apply to boats or aircraft."}
+{"text":"What necessities should I include Shipbuilding expertise should be the first thing, I'd imagine"}
+{"text":"This is one of the most canonical questions where the answer is: \"If you have to ask, you can't afford it.\" Boats are stupid expensive."}
+{"text":"As a matter of fact, the origin of that quote was in response to someone asking JP Morgan the price of his yacht."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of picking up one of those cheapo Aliexpress carbon forks, but my buddy probably rightfully talked me out of it due to safety concerns. Where should I buy an affordable carbon fork in 26\" for rim brakes (in Yurop)?"}
+{"text":"Is it really a bad idea to buy $60-80 chink carbon forks on AliExpress?"}
+{"text":"The consensus seems to be: \"They're all right if you don't take them off the road.\" I did not get a first-hand report of one breaking ever, though."}
+{"text":"hylix sounds like a real brand"}
+{"text":"buy an entire bike off of your craigslist/kijiji/fb marketplace equivalent and drill speed holes in it"}
+{"text":"I saw one of those for sale on fb marketplace, they're apparently real"}
+{"text":"Why did hydrofoils never take off?"}
+{"text":"they just don't consider it a separate language lol, their cowboy yankee yapping is sometimes as undecipherable to an english speaker as the worst cases of scottish accent. for me as an esl, at least. ukrainian is indeed a bit beyond just an accent, but for the most part it's just russian that's trailing a few patches behind. it retained (and added) a bunch of unique words that russian instead nicked from other languages over the last few centuries, and it also kept its sound closer to old russian; but at the same time it also lacks some optimisations that russian lanugage has made to be less of \"every rule has a list of exceptions and every exception has its own exception\" (and it's still very much that, don't learn those languages, you will suffer). russian and ukrainian speakers can easily understand each other for the most part, and the rest of the meaning can be got out of context. out of all post-soviet republics' languages, only belorussian comes as close."}
+{"text":"They were foiled."}
+{"text":"why does every russian over 20 have alcoholic eyes"}
+{"text":"have you seen how much vodka they drink?"}
+{"text":"zigger's cope"}
+{"text":"I want to strangle every single big buck roadie fred and especially every single downhill-bike-in-a-park pomp who rides around just to do chainsaw sounds with their bicycle's very very expensive hub. \"Give way, the asshole is coming!\". Like, if you wanna make motorcycle sounds, get an actual motorcycle. A Harley actually sounds cool. A freewheeling bicycle sounds supremely annoying, and also means you are a weak shit who is not pedalling. Fuck you, go ride into a river."}
+{"text":"bikes don't have sealed bearings Really?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if there's a seal around/above the pawls on the hub body."}
+{"text":"The grease will stay in the hub, anon."}
+{"text":"does anyone habe the screen cap about the towed car and the air horn?"}
+{"text":"towed car noh but i have this one about the boot guy and also the one who just drives a donkk whose own horn doesnt work (that one is way less funny and doesnt require a screencap, it's literally just \"anon's car horn doesn't work so he bought an airhorn\")"}
+{"text":"going uphill switch gears to that crazy \"1\" number on my bike I never use uphill becomes extremely easy WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THAT EASY ALL ALONG?"}
+{"text":"I have one of those at my local trails, tops out at 23%, 34tx52t and lowered tire pressure but still spin out on the loose stuff... just end up pushing the bike up hill for a mile"}
+{"text":"spinning has nothing to do with the gears dumbass. if you chose a gear so low, the torque will be increased at the wheel and you'll spin MORE. dumbass."}
+{"text":"slow is smooth, smooth is fast."}
+{"text":"That's what my flight instructor would say."}
+{"text":"lol im on dirt so it really doesn't matter you fucking faggot. You cant keep spinning over all the rocks and obstacles anyway or you will clip a pedal on root or a rock. Roadies really are shitty people who deserve to die in traffic. and I made a small mistake I actually have 30x52t"}
+{"text":"Share your daily rides, post pics and stats. Complain about hills and mosquitoes. you do actually ride your bike, right anon? old thread"}
+{"text":"careful with the high pressure around the bearings that's how bikes for tall people look. you want him to ride a bike that doesn't fit him?"}
+{"text":"it's a poorfag seething because other people can afford nicer stuff"}
+{"text":"never attribute malice when stupidity will suffice. it sounds more like he just doesn't know anything about frame sizes and how they look at either extreme."}
+{"text":"finally some dry and sunny days coming! I'm gonna ride the shit out of them"}
+{"text":"faridelectric,,,Fails.,pumpupump home., ,,3daysuffering., ,,,,mental breakdowneeds,,helmet shields others fromytorment/releif., ,cry past empty field,,,,geto new horses., ,,,im better.,sCratchScratchsssscraths."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite or most used train station or bus stop. Once a year or so I like to start this thread, it usually ends up pretty interesting."}
+{"text":"Victoria is comfier, although it goes to worse places. I really hate Pickled Willy more than anything. I always feel like I'm being treated like shit there."}
+{"text":"Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of Earth's finest remaining urban centers..."}
+{"text":"i dont take the ferry every day but i used to take it home any time i ended work and wanted to go drinking it's a hobo haven. there's a public library right there too and the pedbridge is overtly unsafe because it's full of gang members and hobos straight up live in it. there's signs literally saying \"do not sleep here overnight\" but the jeet security guards do not stop them. and particularly \"tramp\" styled boomer hobos like to fish from the boardwalk whilst smoking crack. it's actually the most east coast shit you will see in your life. some scruffy wiry individual wearing three parkas and no pants with a bright orange toque rolled up so far it's basically a beret will hit his glass pipe (filled only with hopes and dreams, supply chain issues, please understand) and throw his rod right in the water also people claim there's giant wharf rats around but i think they're just seeing raccoons. i've seen tons of field mice and a couple normal-sized rats but never a WHARF RAT (i did spot a marmotte-looking thing on the nearby trail once though) don't visit prague"}
+{"text":"I used to work right near there and I never saw one the fabled giant wharf rats either. I did have a one of those methheads express concern about me fishing in the harbour though, he said the mackerel there aren't good eating. I was keeping em for bait."}
+{"text":"Do you wear a helmet while riding your bicycle?"}
+{"text":"HEY I'M CYCLIN' HERE"}
+{"text":"i drive I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL"}
+{"text":"rainbowflective the proper word for this is \"iridescent\" in case you wanna buy something like that yourself"}
+{"text":"On the other hand, why wouldn't I? you look like a faggot I look like a dweeb without one already but it won't save your life Neither does riding without one but cars will pass you closer Don't ride on the road then, faggot"}
+{"text":"I love wearing my enduro helmet every time I ride my bike, even if I only go around the block. It makes me look like a marine from Halo and makes my autism tingle."}
+{"text":"2025 I am forgotten..."}
+{"text":"not spending their anniversary on the crossrail opening how did he miss that option?"}
+{"text":"She looks like a female Stephen Marchant."}
+{"text":"Ditching Vicki Choosing picrel instead what a fumble"}
+{"text":"Bros before hoes."}
+{"text":"Reminder that Geoff fucks trannies now."}
+{"text":"if i buy even one more thing that is broken right out of the box i am going to start killing"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"it's not rubber cement, it's \"vulcanizing fluid\". whatever little tube comes with a patch kit always has worked for me, but you can buy big cans of it when you run out. I put some in a nail polish bottle for my patch kit and keep the can at home. the brand I bought is called Hornet Tire but as long as it's called vulcanizing fluid or cement it should be cool. I just got the cheapest on scamazon"}
+{"text":"there are new tubes made of thermoplastics, \"TPU\", but they're bright colors. they use different patches. also there's latex, don't know anything about them/never used. ordinary black rubber (butyl) is still the same, the patches are still the same."}
+{"text":"NZ and JPN are both equally expensive ticket-wise but cycle touring Japan has always been my goal I kinda want to start with someplace easy though. I know for a fact that Japan is very mountainous since I've done a few rides there"}
+{"text":"Mark my words, horses will make a comeback as the superior transport method."}
+{"text":"I'm a taxi driver and once had some horse riding people as passangers, i took them to a race where they would participate in, i could smell the horseshit on them, the clothes and hair soaked in the smell."}
+{"text":"God damn dude, move somewhere with some fucking grass if you're going to keep horses"}
+{"text":"Mark my words, horses will make a comeback as the superior transport method."}
+{"text":"horses are for eating, clothing production, and sex. not transportation. not anymore"}
+{"text":"It is said that if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Are you one of the good ones, /n/? Do people say you're not like those other cyclists?"}
+{"text":"It's not driving it's travelling so I don't need a license."}
+{"text":"I'm confused at the fact that sovereign citizens haven't worked themselves up to the highest levels of power, considering the miasma theorists somehow got control of the CDC it's only fair that the \"I don't need car insurance or a valid license\" people get their fair share of the federal government"}
+{"text":"No one is stopping you from travelling. Get out and walk, fatty. Operating heavy machinery requires specialized training and licensure though, and you don't need to be in a machine to travel."}
+{"text":"soverign citizens by nature don't believe the government is even real, let alone want to be a part of it if it is. sorta like how moderate republicans don't really protest to get what they want because they are pro peace and order by nature despite all being armed to the teeth"}
+{"text":"I don't own a car because I don't need one, I wear aged cycling hats, have a beard, helmet mounted mirror, a rack on a vintage steel bike and slow my roll generally. I tend to piss off freds and make them risk their lives overtaking me because they MUST go faster and then simply draft them to annoy them even more. you mad?"}
+{"text":"Hey guys I love when school busses are repurposed either for USA van lifers or as public transit in other countries like MX, Nica, Guatemala, etc. SO I saw this and took a picture to share with you all I love the green color."}
+{"text":"mhmm."}
+{"text":"That's why cults use them to transport their members"}
+{"text":"Isn't that a french mail truck"}
+{"text":"if you drive fast enough you can hydroplane just above the surface of the water"}
+{"text":"Sheldynne Browne said that's impossible"}
+{"text":"The San Diego and Arizona Eastern Railway (reporting mark SDAE) is a short-line American railroad founded in 1932 as the successor to the San Diego and Arizona Railway (SD&A), which was founded in 1906 by entrepreneur John Spreckels. Dubbed \"The Impossible Railroad\" by many engineers of its day due to the immense logistical challenges involved, the line was established in part to provide San Diego with a direct rail link to the east by connecting with the Southern Pacific Railroad lines in El Centro, California. the railroad has a checkered history, with periodic disruptions in service to rockslides, storms, fires, and derailments, and has never been profitable the line ceased being used in its entirety decades ago and has been bounced around by owner to owner ever since at present, only a fraction of the line in San Diego, Mexico, and Campo is actively used, with the rest being left to decay Here's my questions: 1. Were the \"Impossible Railroad's\" issues inherent to the climate and terrain, or more so the technological/economic limitations at the time of its construction (the railroad was built with anachronistic infrastructure such as wooden trestles)? 2. If funding could secured, would it be possible to rehabilitate or even rebuild the line in its entirety using modern engineering techniques to negate the hazards that plagued its previous incarnations? 3. What services could be provided to make the line economical, or even turn an actual profit? Obviously there's tourism, Carrizo Gorge attracts thousands of tourists a year (many of whom come to gawk at the ruins of the railway). I recently found out that the Mexican portion of the line is used to host the Tijuana-Tecate Tourist Train (pic related, several gallery cars that were originally intended for it but ultimately left unused) and has proven quite popular. But I'm also wondering industries could be served or even if a US-Mexico commuter service would be feasible (ignoring current diplomatic issues)"}
+{"text":"will have to go through customs inspections, twice, just to reach their destination. Check out the big brains on Brad. It's not like similar things don't happen between the US and Canada with no customs checks required. Most people on /n/ are completely fucking clueless yet pretend to be total experts."}
+{"text":"The real money-maker in railroads has never been people, it's been freight. The real money maker in highways has never been people, it's freight."}
+{"text":"What point are you trying to make here"}
+{"text":"Nobody would want to use an ancient ass ROW that dips into Mexico."}
+{"text":"So the coaches got shunted there, had the tunnel collapse, and the owners just went \"fuck it\" and left them there to rot? Yes"}
+{"text":"screenshot is from GTA4, I don't think it belongs on /v/"}
+{"text":"it belongs on either /v/ or /o/, not /n/ but also yes, it is realistic and in fact pretty tame, there are choppers far more crazy than that one"}
+{"text":"Honda sells a factory chopper called the Fury, so yeah it's realistic. I'm not going to go into shit flinging fight whether a factory stock bike can qualify as a true \"chop\"per, choppers can be anything you want them to be"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure it's supposed to be a americans choppers style bike since that show was popular at the time"}
+{"text":"is the dart silver line /n/ approved? it’s scheduled to open in october"}
+{"text":"dart has funding issues now"}
+{"text":"checked videos and ridership looks pretty low, less than 10% full"}
+{"text":"might lose it's two easternmost stops"}
+{"text":"They could build their own privacy walls"}
+{"text":"NUMBER UP"}
+{"text":"I have been on this site for 10 years and I only noticed this board today. Since I'm already here, I'd like to ask a question: Why are train autists so much more hated than other autist brands?"}
+{"text":"Characteristics of Rail retard 1. Low boiling point 2. High pride 3. Abnormal obsession with railways, coupled with eco-terrorist/leftist-like thinking"}
+{"text":"Touch grass faggot, you make stuff like this up in your schizo head and think you're onto something. It's no different to any other hobby, I don't make it my personality and neither do most that I've known. You talk about \"excess pride\" when it's literally a matter of telling judgemental pricks like yourself to do one"}
+{"text":"By the way, where did this idea that“railway enthusiasts are often autistic”even come from? if you actually Google it, you'll find sites and descriptions pointing out that connection—it's not like there are zero of them. i bet there are papers or statistics on it in psychiatry or something. for example, in other countries, like Korea, there seems to be a derogatory term like“Trainsperger,”and if you search in Japanese, it looks like the word“Railfans”itself has become slang for disabled people."}
+{"text":"Nothing more conservative than not wasting public money..."}
+{"text":"whats the deal with that \"how to dragon your train\" thing"}
+{"text":"What was air travel like before 9-11?"}
+{"text":"Moslums were a mistake."}
+{"text":"Me too, man. Tha captain was really nice."}
+{"text":"Not as shitty as today but still shitty. Before then I used to catch rides in the jumpseat but that all ended in 2001."}
+{"text":"I'm very sorry you got deported, anon, but the law is the law."}
+{"text":"I got my picture taken in the cockpit I used to walk onto the tarmac and up the stairs that was pushed up against the plane I also flew as an unaccompanied minor Got a free pack of playing cards Took home a neat small plastic cup Airline food was a thing sometimes even on four-hour flights Lines got way worse after 9/11"}
+{"text":"Theoretically speaking, if I was an entrepreneuring billionaire and I wanted to bring back one of the great American passenger trains (Super Chief, California Zephyr, Panama Limited, Empire Builder, City of Los Angeles/San Francisco, 20th Century Limited, Broadway Limited, Powhatan Arrow, Coast Daylight, etc.) to run on a regular basis (let's put it at at least two times a month for a start), which option would be more feasible from an economic/technical/legal perspective? 1. Acquire all of the surviving rolling stock (sleepers, dining cars, dome/observation cars, baggage cars, etc.) from the original consist from private owners, heritage railways, and museums, as well as matching surviving locomotives (can be from ones different railroads since thousands of functionally and aesthetically identical EMD F and E units were sold to all Class I railroads). Renovate them as necessary to make them FRA-compliant, obtain waivers wherever possible. Put them into service as a part-luxury train, part-mobile museum. 2. Commission the construction of a replica consist. Building entirely new streamlined cars from scratch, designed to match the internal and external appearance of its original as much as possible, with changes only being made when it's literally required to make the car FRA-compliant/modern user friendly (updated wiring, HEP, power outlets at seats, WiFi support, replacing wooden paneling with MDF paneling etc.). Motive power consists of custom-built Siemens Chargers designed to resemble the original E and F units (streamlining, bulldog noses, matching paint schemes, etc.) as much as legally possible. 1/2"}
+{"text":"or just get drunk or high enough on Amtrak to imagine yourself in the golden age of rail travel If you take the Piedmont service between CLT and RGH, you can ride for 3 hours in 50's era coaches. Put on a suit and tie to complete the feel and it's like stepping back in time with the very dated interiors and comfy large seats with ridiculous leg room."}
+{"text":"I know you jest :("}
+{"text":"Why didn't you just post an update itt?"}
+{"text":"Every time you bump your other thread I'll help you out by bumping this one too"}
+{"text":"different anon"}
+{"text":"Why weren't these a thing more often in the heyday of railroads? gives freight trains an additional source of income passengers can presumably pay for tickets less since freight trains usually run on slower schedules allows for mixed trains without the need to pull a coach from regular passenger service can be coupled to the back of a regular passenger train during periods of high demand, the crew will enjoy the added privacy too lonely freight train crews will enjoy the additional company can be outfitted as extra crew accommodation when not in revenue service"}
+{"text":"all that trouble to be slower and less flexible than a bus. however, consider: passenger containers on a container ship."}
+{"text":"imagine the views"}
+{"text":"here in Chicago I sometimes see a CNW caboose roaming around in active service."}
+{"text":"They'd have to be custom anyway, for fire/safety regs. Ideally they'd be stainless and aluminum too since accessing the inner walls for corrosion maintenance would be impossible. Making them insulated would be easy."}
+{"text":"fire regulations for a shipping container Aren't they already pretty fire resistant owing to their all-steel construction? Or do you mean things like installing electrical wiring/stoves in one?"}
+{"text":"SHOULD I GET A GRAVEL BIKE OR AN ENDURANCE BIKE REEEEEEEE The roads around me are potholed and gross"}
+{"text":"You know those little plastic caps on your 3200$ front fork? You can turn them around a little bit to adjust how it behaves on an uneven surface. And if you get a bike that bends in the middle, there's a big gear-looking thing; it's actually threaded and you can turn it to adjust at least one spring. The other may require a screwdriver."}
+{"text":"Imagine being too poor to have a proper fixie."}
+{"text":"Lordy lordy why would you do that?"}
+{"text":"the new caledonia is pretty based tho. Nothing for poorfags tho"}
+{"text":"even in rally racing the most in-depth suspension tuning happens for road tracks because it turns out a sudden 6 inch drop from asphalt to gravel will hurt even a race car pretty badly"}
+{"text":"Disasters never have one root cause and neither did the destruction of cycling. But I know some important milestones in the decline and fall: 1. COVID 19. Enough said. 2. Full suspension mountain bikes. Enough said. 3. Reddit. Enough said. 4. Twitter. Enough said. 5. British \"people\". Enough said. 6. The d-tch. Enough said. 7. The state of Utah. Enough said. 8. Zwift, Peloton, \"Spin Class\", and other cancer. Enough said. What were some other key moments?"}
+{"text":"I could care less. As long as it's one less car on the road."}
+{"text":"My town is putting in an ordinance to ban bikes on sidewalks and streets unless your a child. There will be bikes allowed but only from 11 am to 3pm and late evening. Also parking your bike anywhere on city property/sidewalks is now illegal Cops are being aggressive about it and impound bikes. You know so actual working, contributing memebers of society can do things like commute to work, pick up groceries/kids and overall be a functioning memeber of society. I hope this administration will turn the screw on bike culture. My town is one of the most bike unfriendly places and im glad, get these fuckers off the streets. Its clear when people ride a CHILDS TOY and become"}
+{"text":"you can ONLY go where we built you a special \"path for bikes\" John Forester was right"}
+{"text":"100% of cyclist deaths will be children Based."}
+{"text":"you're just a huge faggot"}
+{"text":"retards don't wait for the barrier to go up/light to switch get run over by a train What's the problem here exactly?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"God forgive me for saying this but I hope Siemens wins, Alstom cannot into FRA crash requirements given the absolute clownshow that was the Avelia Liberty. Plus they're fugly"}
+{"text":"the old lady one had me thinking maybe some people can just have a blank mind and ignore their surroundings without meaning to. like how plane crashes are a bunch of things going wrong to create the catastrophe most of the time. for example train crossings look the same at the beginning and end of the cycle. just red lights and the same bell ringing tones. maybe they can make them more similar to stoplights. after the end of the train crossing the red lights can turn green for example and play a different sounding/speed tone. you can also add another set of lights on the opposite sides of car travel to give more visual signs to not go through. could also make crossing arms twice as wide"}
+{"text":"Flying is far easier than driving"}
+{"text":"Landing though?"}
+{"text":"there will always be a pi-"}
+{"text":"greasing down a 172 is something done thousands of times every day by retarded teenagers and alzheimers incare patients."}
+{"text":"If Dreamstar brings back the Lark, it would be a good stopgap measure until CAHSR Bakersfield-Palmdale opens in the 2040s. The Coast Starlight sucks, nobody wants to spend 12 hours in the middle of the day going from Jack London to LA Union in a train with no wifi 9 am to 9 pm. Stuff the economy cars with reclinable seats, put all the crying babies in one car, dim the lights, and let me sleep 9 hours to LA Union Station for under 100 dollars. They're not going to be able to achieve their stated goal of 2026. There's an equipment shortage and they won't be able to get everything in place in time. Even if they only run the service during holidays when airports are packed and airlines raise their prices it will still be a boon to travellers as long as the price is cheaper than a flight"}
+{"text":"California is planning so many expansion projects it's insane SMART to Cloverdale BART to Livermore, eBART to Brentwood Capitol Corridor going back to precovid frequencies Caltrain to Watsonville, Salinas, (theoretically) Santa Cruz and Monterey ACE-Valley Rail which I haven't read about yet CAHSR IOS done in 2032 hopefully, Pacheco Pass tunnels done in 2038 allowing CAHSR trains to run to 4th and King, which will change real estate in the CV forever. A bunch of Metro expansions in LA that I don't really know about BART to Downtown San Jose/Diridon What's up with that? Did transit agencies come into a surplus during COVID and begin a funding spree? They sure aren't spending it on homelessness that's all I know"}
+{"text":"Dreamstar They're not going to be able to achieve their stated goal of 2026. It's never going to happen, as was said in your previous thread about this shit"}
+{"text":"Or you could have posted an \"update\" in this thread instead of now having 3 threads about the same shitty \"service\" that won't ever happen"}
+{"text":"How do these large cargo backpacks compare with a bicycle trailer? I need to haul 100kg of cargo on a bicycle"}
+{"text":"Based Aldi cargo mission. I was considering getting a trailer or racks to carry water bottle cases + multiple bags of groceries. Not sure which I should get first, but it seems like the trailer can be removed/mounted quicker for when I'm not carrying much."}
+{"text":"Almost a decade ago I hauled 4x50lbs bags of mulch using a trailer, I finished the job but bent the hitch. I straightened the hitch but it snapped while hauling nothing. I had a bad experience with trailers but I had the shittiest garbage tier trailer, if you're going to get one get a good one. It's kind of why I swear by front racks now. (Rear racks are another story) A 24 bottle water pack is about 25lbs, the limit of a strong front rack is 50lbs for lighter duty and 75-100lbs for heavier duty bikes, depending on setup, wider bars help steer, wider tires help handle the load. A trailer is for over 100lbs and will cost 2-3x of a front rack maybe more. An empty front rack doesn't effect handling that badly and a trailer adds so much inconvenience to what should be the most convenient tra/n/sportation option. What effects front racks the most is significant aero drag from a big bag, foldable one is nice but a rigid has advantages, just get stronger lol"}
+{"text":"How do you think that bag compares to something like This ? (keep in mind, it's a couple layers, and some THICK reinforced canvas, and you could throw an extra heavy duty outdoor xxL garbage bag in as well to add another layer.)"}
+{"text":"I really like packing weight on my back but I've heard most hate it because of back sweat, which is a legit problem for me too, even in winter, but it doesn't bother me too much, I ride long enough each day I can find 15 minutes to air out my back and shoes. The problem with that pack (as well as the one shown in OP) is the low quality shoulder straps and no back support, bad straps will make even 20lbs feel painful and a back support is really helpful for hauling over 50lbs"}
+{"text":"Confess your sins, /n/."}
+{"text":"Transportaically speaking, as a teenager i didn't care about my own life. I would ride my bike without paying attention. A couple times i almost got run over by a car because of this."}
+{"text":"build a Girandoni-style rifle do it"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"I buy watches instead of bikes nowadays."}
+{"text":"I gave away a bike."}
+{"text":"Post your shitbikesssss"}
+{"text":"New project shit bike for next year. On the trainer this winter. Can anyone figure out the year?"}
+{"text":"based UAE-based virtual cycling platform enjoyer"}
+{"text":"Free is best for beginner. My trainer is only good for 6% and 600 watts. I can barely manage that for more than 5 seconds."}
+{"text":"i also am a UAE-based virtual cycling platform enjoyer, started two weeks ago"}
+{"text":"This is the faggiest post I have read since 2013"}
+{"text":"A few years ago people starting referring to certain China wheelsets as not just \"the best Chinese wheels\" or \"the best budget wheels\" but simply \"the best wheels\". This year, Winspace released the T1600, a CDM (Chinese Domestic Market) product that costs more than a Madone or a Tarmac. It's UCI approved right out of the box (though you may need to tape some lead weights to it to get it to pass the weight restrictions). Western buyers need not apply, though they no doubt will try. Western brands were folding right and left before the iron curtain 2.0 was raised, now the \"tiro de gracia\" has been fired and big companies like Trek are going to go bankrupt because their supply chains have been cut off by Import Substitution Industrialization, a popular third world development tactic pioneered by visionaries like Pinochet and Galtieri. Is this the end of the western bike era? Will tomorrow's dentists settle for nothing less than Chinese bikes on 100% Chinese groupsets?"}
+{"text":"It's frustrating because I prefer the look of rim jobs but a decent set of rim brake alloy wheels is like $1000, I can get a better set of carbon wheels for less"}
+{"text":"DT Swiss finally came out with carbon spokes, for like $4000 lol. And they're heavier than the China rims."}
+{"text":"gaspipe surly with QR dropouts and cable disc brakes, that's a nice bike though it the tubing is swaged tubing without a seam, so not \"gaspipe\" at least"}
+{"text":"why can't I get a fucking pardus here in Canada"}
+{"text":"What about the some road grime shreds my breaking surface Or i can’t stop as good as my aluminum rims The mental gymnastics rim brakers go through"}
+{"text":"After years of frustration, Toronto’s major LRT projects — the Eglinton Crosstown and Finch West lines — are finally taking shape. The infrastructure is largely in place, testing is active, and the city is on the verge of a real step forward in how people move across it. The Crosstown will finally link east and west through midtown, while Finch West is basically a super streetcar in a poor area of the city. Is light rail still a legitimate form of transit, or were Doug and Rob correct with their subways subways subways mantra?"}
+{"text":"It's true, the White people there are less self-hating and more protective of their heritage."}
+{"text":"more protective of their heritage. Most all the things that we associate with Canadian culture are from Quebec, including (but not limited to): Maple Syrup, Hockey, Poutine, Tuques, Bilingualism (duh), Skidoos, Fucking natives and/or fucking them over and learning them some Christianity, and William Shatner"}
+{"text":"Yeah, because Anglos have been brainwashed into rejecting their heritage and merely consoooming for generations. The only people I see flying their actual flag in this country are Acadians. Everyone else just flies the Canadian flag as if it represents anything other than compliance."}
+{"text":"suburban subways everywhere are fucking retarded, hell no jane and finch doesn't need one lmao"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Juarez city... now look at pic related Cargo train runs right through this buys intersection en el centro. So if you need to get somewhere sometimes there's a massive cargo train in your way preventing you and making you LATE. How do you fix that. Not only that it's dangerous. There are no \"Train crossing beware\" it's just hopefully uou don't get hit by the train"}
+{"text":"a big fuckin trumpet interchange. demolish all housing and commerce within a mile to make it fit"}
+{"text":"what am I looking at here, why is there a giant wall of dirt?"}
+{"text":"it's to catch stray south korean 737s, should they choose to overrun any nearby runways"}
+{"text":"And that helps pedestrians how?"}
+{"text":"Postan my old folder of /n/ images since I found it on a usb drive in a drawer. These are circa 2009 I think."}
+{"text":"What do you think it feels like to ride?"}
+{"text":"Good to see you, dude."}
+{"text":"2008 wowzers, I went on 4chan for the first time that year."}
+{"text":"Total shit like all early DH bikes."}
+{"text":"I saw you today, kek. Won't name the road but the initials are F H. Near C H Place."}
+{"text":"These faggots should be strictly restricted to class F airspace, with well defined dimension and NEVER EVER LEFT OUT, sick and tired of avoiding them. Yesterday while flying a personal Cessna 310 from a buddy of mine and 3 weeks ago on the Dash 8 with the small airliner I fly for. 23 year old co pilot"}
+{"text":"It's always been like this"}
+{"text":"I HATE THINGS THAT DOESN'T IMPACT MY DAILY LIFE Ok schizo"}
+{"text":"peshay studio set 1996 vibes"}
+{"text":"God man I cannot wait until I can afford one of these. As someone who spends all of their time on /b/ and knows nothing about transportation (bikes, cars, etc) this is my dream vehicle. I dont care if its more dangerous than a car."}
+{"text":"How is this guy alive? First one or two videos I watched, I thought he was just going for (You)s but they just get worse and worse. The only way this makes sense is if he has terminal cancer and he wants to die riding a bike and not in a hospital bed."}
+{"text":"You can die just falling over in your clips, it's not common but it can happen"}
+{"text":"Highly competent rider. Crazy, but competent, talented even."}
+{"text":"outside of a peloton or getting hit by a car, there's not much risk of life-threatening injury at those speeds. the only mechanical failure that can kill you on a short, slow descent like that is a chainsuck. keep your drivetrain moderately well adjusted and it's about as likely as getting hit by lightning."}
+{"text":"that is a very large cemetery"}
+{"text":"I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened"}
+{"text":"What's next in bicycle tech?"}
+{"text":"average commuter these days is dropping $7k on a tricked out e-cargo \"bike\" anyway so using a ridged plastic belt to crank a 3-speed hub is fine, no one will sweat harder, they'll just need to recharge more often it's time we just accepted that pedaling your own bike is going to be for tryhard fred homosexuals who prance around in a spandex g-string on their fragile s-works bikes that don't even make you go faster, kind of like how cars that you can shift yourself that don't have mandatory telemetry sending real-time penile plethysmography data to palantir are now seen as a horrendously quaint antique for eccentric loners"}
+{"text":"What's next in bicycle tech? KERS"}
+{"text":"Honestly I don't see why they don't just put the whole cassette in the front and the \"derailleur\" is just a spring-loaded arm that only moves on one axis. 99% of crappy off-the-rack bikes never have all their gears used anyway. Literally just make every bike a 3 to 5 speed and call it a day. ESPECIALLY if they're electric or pedal-assisted. Though speaking of, I saw a thing on hackaday of someone using \"electric transmission\" -- the pedals crank a dynamo, and the wheel has a motor. You crank the dynamo, the motor on the other side moves. Only a very small battery more as an extra big smoothing capacitor than anything. It's probably horrendously inefficient, but now you don't have to deal with a derailleur, I guess."}
+{"text":"This doesn't seem dangerous at all."}
+{"text":"Tweels, or solid tires will finally be practical with deep travel or active suspension. Reverse trike front fork kits with baskets and low slung batteries effectively making them bakfeits. Canopies.....somehow. maybe just for the bakfiets with a Kermit Muppet caper puppet on the pedals like some mock rickshaw. KERS or standard braking recovery. Super fast charging. Essentially every innovation or cars but goes 10 times further cause of leanness of bikes. Nerds wank on about Tesla plaid, but dont think about dragging 3 empty seats....best we get it old 911 conversions for half the weight, but where is the electric cabin motorcycle that is a 1/4 of the weight, therefore fixing the charge time, and making toxic mining of rare earth's 4 times more efficient. Or micro turbo diesel front wheel kits instead of a castrated motorcycle (moped). And of course the inexcusable off the shelf upgrade that never comes: all stainless bearings and chain for zero maintenance. Cost preventative and planned obsolescence in a tens of thousand dollar car, real world beater in a bike that never breaks."}
+{"text":"They're the definition of cattle class. They're slow, expensive, and you're sleeping in a tiny room with total strangers. Any sleeper route can be better served by a low-cost airline, and cheaper to boot. Sleeper trains made sense in the 19th century when they were the only option, but they make absolutely no sense today."}
+{"text":"I just don't understand what is so much better about a train terminal, atleast an airport has amenities, The average train station if your not in literally a megopolis (new york, phili, boston) is a shite building with benches from 60 years ago in a town that requires a car to get around so you have to take a cab to the airport to rent a car."}
+{"text":"Yes all the codemonkeys do, if you have any sort of intelligence you get scouted for like a 10 year 100 million pay package at FAANG."}
+{"text":"That is repulsive. AMTRAK? Wtf? Once was driving, I got food poisoning and had to stop and shit repetedly from detroit to chicago. That would have been handy."}
+{"text":"add another 0"}
+{"text":"GOOD FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE FUCK. If this isn't in India(because it would be a squat toilet with hardly any borderings and be more open for everyone to see/smell/worship/bathe) This is beyond fucking repulsive, this is how you give everyone ass parasites, gastro&other bacterial flus,hepatitis,tuberculosis&fucking dozens of other illnesses. That will spread like AIDS at a pride event across the train in the span of 48 hours. SRSLY what the fuck is the story &or context to this. OH but its a small cuck cabin there is a door its perfectly fine and the lid is a perfectly ok table. This is literally worse than fucking prison in the shu under 24hr lockdown. That shit is 4-8X the size than this. Why add a private shitter in a tiny ass 6 foot cuck cabin just why. What company would think this is ok. J U S T imagine youre on this train and you see two people in their tiny cuck cabin, they walk out. You bust in and take the most awful of shits making sure to stuff the shitter first so it cant flush. Leave quick as fuck and wait nearby devilishly for your reward. Only for staff to tell them SIR YOU CLEARLY DID THIS TO GET A FREE UPGRADE WE'RE REPORTING YOU TO HQ. THIS IS ABUSIVE TOWARDS STAFF IF YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AGAIN WE WILL STOP THE TRAIN AND CALL FOR RAIL TRANSIT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES TO REMOVE CHARGE AND ARREST YOU"}
+{"text":"Why do Americans tolerate this?"}
+{"text":"ICE will basically hire anyone physically capable of driving a motor vehicle and squeezing the trigger of their service weapon"}
+{"text":"\"felon\" in the US could mean you had too many unpaid parking tickets THOUGH"}
+{"text":"Anyone of these people could be a terrorist"}
+{"text":"sex with creatures is still legal in most of america so they will tolerate anything"}
+{"text":"Idiot cowards. Everyone, everywhere always."}
+{"text":"Keep in mind this is for bikes meant to be loaded up. I guess a marketing exec at some point decided kickstands are for poors so no expensive bike can have them now, just like MTBs got stuck with Presta valves. They will literally drill 15+ holes just in case your bike bags use bottle bosses instead of straps, but outright refuse drilling 2 for a kickstand"}
+{"text":"If I see a rack like this, I park backwards between the slots and use a kickstand to hold the bike upright. Now ponder for a moment a situation where you don't have a kickstand."}
+{"text":"I park backwards between the slots why"}
+{"text":"No point locking the front wheel, that isn’t what they want to steal anyway."}
+{"text":"that's why you get a cable or long chain and lock the front wheel and the frame. that isn’t what they want to steal anyway. crackheads and hobos will steal fucking anything, they steal bike seats if they're on quick releases"}
+{"text":"cable lock Yeah I don’t think we’re having the same conversation but have a great day anon"}
+{"text":"If steel is so great, why do the companies that make the best steel tubing in the world use carbon for their forks? If steel is so great, why do the finest steel bikes in the world use carbon forks? It seems to me that steel has an aesthetic value that cannot be substituted by anything else, but as a material for building bikes, its value decreases the more that is demanded of a component."}
+{"text":"The tubes are thicker."}
+{"text":"No, the stiffness of a normal alu frame comes from the greater diameter of the tubing. You can achieve the same diameter with steel but it’s very heavy unless you make it so thin that it isn’t durable enough even for single use. It’s a function of a design (that happens to play to the material’s strengths) not a function of the properties of the material. These concepts are genuinely beyond most people so even if it took you until this post to understand you’re still ahead of the average"}
+{"text":"no it's actually because the tubes are thicker Yeah okay."}
+{"text":"An increase in outer diameter or an increase in wall thickness will BOTH increase the stiffness, but increasing the outer diameter adds about 2.5x the stiffness as adding the same amount of mass to make the wall thick instead. You can run into buckling issues if you go too crazy with the outer diameter/thin walls though."}
+{"text":"steel is stiffer tard got BTFO"}
+{"text":"I am a railway fan from Moscow. In my free time, I make videos of trains, subways, and transportation. Ask questions about my activities, and the transport of my country, stereotypes, in general, everything that is interesting, I will try to answer."}
+{"text":"I am watching a cozy 7 hour video of russian trains"}
+{"text":"NTA. Yes, those are not going away."}
+{"text":"why are you russian"}
+{"text":"I've heard about russkie anarchists/antifascists sabotaging a bunch of railway infrastructure to hinder the war effort against ukraine. how much of a thing really is this? are people aware of it and does it cause real problems?"}
+{"text":"First post. I think OP is below 7 or above 70. But here's a bump hoping for world peace, and you guys getting back into my video games."}
+{"text":"turkish C-130 crashes in azerbaijan"}
+{"text":"name one military cargo plane that isn't 50+ years old There is but one."}
+{"text":"A400?"}
+{"text":"There are but two."}
+{"text":"Kawasaki C-2?"}
+{"text":"There are but three."}
+{"text":"yeWax or Oil? What do YOU like better? I don't wanna listen to the youtube silca shills"}
+{"text":"wax all the way oil always grinds against the chain whenever you go out, it gets mixed with dust and other elements and destroys the chain in no time wax on another hand will always stay clean, I leave for ~300 km before re-waxing oil was a painful experience and had to change the chain frequently or keep cleaning it every now and then (only to end up buying a new one)"}
+{"text":"I used to use PTFE but I'm looking for an alternative because of the health and enviornmental hazards. I'm leaning towards parafin. Also include your riding conditions, you fucks. I'm in dry desert. Wet vs Dry condiditons."}
+{"text":"PTFE and parafin are not the same one is a base, the other an addetive"}
+{"text":"por que no los dos?"}
+{"text":"drip wax is fool proof (except for initially stripping the chain to bare metal). and it prolongs chain life by a large margin vs oil/dry lube."}
+{"text":"If all children's (geared and break-pad) bikes were banned and everyone rode fixies (adult bikes), then we wouldn't need any of the polarising debate over 'bike infrastructure'. We wouldn't need to slow down traffic through cities or dig up roads and pavements, everyone would be a lot safer and bikes could flow freely among cars. Is it finally time for governments around the world to ban geared bikes (at least for people above the age of say, 10) and give up on the idea of seperate bike and car infrastructure, letting all modes of transport to flow freely among eachother?"}
+{"text":"I used to be gas/o/holic in the 00s with a manual FC and S13 back in the day, I now ride fixies and yes it's the manual of the bicycle world. The motorcycle equivalent is carbureted and no abs/tcs. \"its better cuz u have to pay more attention\" the real answer is more road feel for better man-machine connection"}
+{"text":"it's less parts/cables you need to buy how fucking poor are you"}
+{"text":"i hope he died"}
+{"text":"Saint John Forester says you need 7+ speeds, so you need 7+ speeds. Fixies are toys for hipsters and brokies."}
+{"text":"It's a totally effective brake It's a shitty coaster break. Fixed gear cx is a thing. Pretty much."}
+{"text":"I'm visiting India rn and the difference between the level of air travel conduct in North and South cannot be overstated. On my flight from Canada it was all Punjabis and it was fucking chaos. They didn't care if you had your belt buckled, kids wandering everywhere, no sense of personal space, people playing music from their phone. But I had to get a connecting flight down south and it was completely different. Well-dressed, polite people, minding their own business, actually apologising in decent English if they need to get into the aisle or step on your shoe or something. The whole Gangetic plain gives this subcontinent such a bad rap"}
+{"text":"Now compare the experience of working with north Indians vs. south Indians. I'm from Brampton and I've worked with a lot of difficult people from different backgrounds, from Guyanese to Jamaicans to rednecks from rural Ontario and crackheads from Kennedy and Queen, but average Punjabis make the absolute worst colleagues, bar none"}
+{"text":"Fees get paid, no one questions."}
+{"text":"aye fair enough. but even parking lots will boot your car if you just leave it there for weeks on end even if you pay daily"}
+{"text":"Going for the banana gets us all hosed, and we don't even need to get hosed anymore because we stop the impetus in its tracks Heh, stupid monkeys."}
+{"text":"should i go with a flight on a 737-700 or an erj-135/erj-140/erj-145"}
+{"text":"Never going to fly on this. Fml."}
+{"text":"Post flight number"}
+{"text":"0.....0"}
+{"text":"I have flown on both the BAe version of that and the Avro version. Have also flown on an IL-62 and L1011. Flew on a Pan Am 747 SP too. Am I cool yet /n/?"}
+{"text":"That's a 732..."}
+{"text":"Would anyone ever want to buy these books? It's a bunch of shit from wild swan. They cover how to paint a model locomotive, how to assemble locomotive kits, and scratchbuilding locomotives. Its all british steam locomotives mind you. It's a mix of currently in print and long out of print books. I don't want them anymore."}
+{"text":"i mean you haven't even identified the books in question i suggest going to second-hand book websites and seeing what the books in question have sold for"}
+{"text":"I'm also angry, but for me it's stereotypes of dwarves in fantasy. Elves can live in space or grow butterfly wings or whatever and no-one blinks an eye but as soon as you say \"Dwarf\" it's a drunk autist who lives in a cave."}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up you retard. You know exactly what I fucking have. I don't need to spell it out for your dumbass."}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"Old thread from 2023 finally hit bump limit New thread. \"Cycling infrastructure\" is harm reduction. But not in the way you probably think. The anti-bike crowd considers riding a bicycle on public roads as an offense against the interests of motorists. An so, they wish to create infrastructure to reduce cycling (harm). Yes! Those who advocate for \"separate but equal\" are (whether they admit it or not) working against the interests of bicycle users: -The American Automobile Association strongly supports bike lanes -Countries that place responsibility on car drivers have 70-90% fewer fatalities per billion km traveled by bike. This is of course beyond the pale, drivers must always have total immunity. But hey, look, green paint! We solved safety! -The true purpose of bike lanes is to neutralize the opposition by corrupting the discourse. Don't support bike lanes? Then you must not care about safety! -Bike lanes have a curious pattern of appearing where they are superfluous, and vanishing as you approach potential traffic conflict zones. This way, when you get run over by a dump truck making a turn, it's your fault! You shoulda been in the bike lane that wasn't there! In conclusion: bike lane activists hate cyclists and want to eradicate cycling as a form of transportation."}
+{"text":"get yelled at by a karen once a month or get plastered by a truck 500 times your weight if you can't decide which one between those to choose you deserve what you get, simple as"}
+{"text":"If you think a gun will help you with your road rage you're in for even greater distress and disappointment."}
+{"text":"There's a huge difference between carrying and brandishing you clickbait addicted faggot."}
+{"text":"this is why you dont just brandish it, you open fire"}
+{"text":"I'm having a difficult time deciding on what I'd enjoy most for a weekend/overnight fishing trip boat. I've kind of broken down my wants but its still kind of difficult reliable enough to run trouble free for 6 month stretches 500 naut. Mile range purchase price below $20k space for a full week aboard with 4 people total if needed So far my 2 top choices have been a bristol with a skeg rudder and fin keel, or a small bertram flybridge like a 28 or something close. Anyone have experience with either sailboats or offshore fishing? I've only been out a few times on a center console which was great to fish off but pretty much only had some bench seats to sit on and had next to no cover from sun."}
+{"text":"A good amount of smaller boats can be had below $20k. If you're plugged in with other boat owners, you can come across people who have more than enough money but no time or space and just want to get rid of their boat, and in those cases you can find really good deals, especially for sailboats. Free sailboats are never great, but you can find people getting rid of $30k sailboats for $5k just cause they don't have the drive to list it anywhere or deal with people and just want it to go to someone responsible. Boats are always gonna cost money, but with enough diy know-how, you can have a decent, reliable boat for the same as an older sports car."}
+{"text":"a three hour tour.. a three hour tour... so comfy"}
+{"text":"Buying them's the cheap part. I'm tired of this myth. I bought a $15k sailboat (30 ft) two years ago and outside of moorage fees I've spent like $400 on maintenance and repairs, and that includes buying a polishing machine and servicing the sails. If you buy a good boat and take care of it, I really don't see how it can cost these huge figures people are talking about."}
+{"text":"I wan't to go, pick me! I can pull pots really fast I can keep the bung from getting smoked in a mutiny I can safely operate any vehicle except helicopter"}
+{"text":"it's mostly shit like marina fees, how expensive \"marine grade\" consumables are, and first time buyers being like i bought a boat! yayy it was only like 5 grand, that's less than a car!! FUCK i dont have a trailer and need to buy that FUCK it wont fit in my garage i need something built for it FUCK i need all kinds of weird cables for shore power FUCK i need to buy radios and epirbs and all kinds of safety shit FUCK i need xyz because I'm an idiot and didn't do my research same shit happens to people buying their first car. they get a 300$ used corolla and then wonder why they pay 5400/mo in insurance and spend 300$ per week just on engine oil"}
+{"text":"bulldoze land stolen from natives build railroad on stolen land use trains to take natives to residential schools ffw modern day run bomb trains hauling millions of gallons of oil through native reserves dw bro we care, see i painted it orange for u"}
+{"text":"Love that pic. A calm soldier standing his ground against an italian organized crime cigarette smuggler masquerading as an aboriginal. And as a bonus: cowardly hides his face. C-liners are my favourite diesel locomotive."}
+{"text":"Do they need more space and money to get drunk on/with?"}
+{"text":"open illegal casinos, sell drugs, firearms, cigarettes, alcool, etc to everyone including minors. Thats actually based though and reminds me Im due to drive up to the Rez to top up on Backwoods and Tomahawks"}
+{"text":"Canadians are truly the most powerful zoophiles on earth."}
+{"text":"alcool frenchie spotted"}
+{"text":"I think the states whose population don't care about public transit (Dallas, Houston, etc) should get stripped of their federal transit funding and be rerouted to fund the existing transit/infrastructure in Chicago, New York, Boston, Philly or DC."}
+{"text":"How can anyone vote for a thing that hasn't been a practical reality in 50+ years? Also my unit (like most owned by individuals and not multifamily developers) isn't subject to any rent stabilization laws, not that I object to those laws, since large landlords are cancer"}
+{"text":"What new rail in Texas? The DART line no one will ride? The Chicago Red Line extension will probably generate more ridership than the entirety of public transit in Texas"}
+{"text":"It's a civil preparedness issue only. There is nothing in the constitution about a right to cheap oil. There is no bigger commie in the history of the world than the happy motorist."}
+{"text":"There is no bigger commie in the history of the world than the happy motorist. The irony of a communist urganigger accusing everyone else of being like him isn't lost on me."}
+{"text":"wears a rolex daytona while driving, just like paul newman Fine wears a rain coat when it's raining, just like gene kelly Fine wears gym shorts at the gym, just like wilt chamberlain Fine wears aviators just because, just like val kilmer in top gun Fine wears tacticool ballistic nylon cargo pants when working, just like steven seagal in under siege Fine wears cycling shorts when cycling Whoa wait WHAT NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU TRYHARD WHAT IF SOMEONE THINKS YOU'RE LANCE ARMSTRONG AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT A PROFESSIONAL RACING CYCLIST THEN THE UNIVERSE WOULD EXPLODE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"}
+{"text":"quality post to bump this thread with you twat"}
+{"text":"also anyone who buys bill gates reasonable richman act is stupider the those who believe warren buffets charade."}
+{"text":"you mean the people who are like \"actually warren buffet eats mcdonalds so the reason you're not rich is you don't eat low quality garbage\"?"}
+{"text":"No I mean the people who believe his I still live in the same house and overall lower lifestyle projection mcdonalds breakfast included. Yes he still lives in the \"same home\" that he had expanded to over 6 thousand sq ft."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"How do you react when you see a landwhale approaching your seat?"}
+{"text":"I assume everyone is always saying mean things to their friends about me. It only matters if they say them to me directly. I promise I am mentally well."}
+{"text":"That a completely unself aware whinge about not designing the world around a hyper minority is imminent."}
+{"text":"As a society we're doing a piss poor job of finding a reasonable middle ground between gratuitously mocking and humiliating fat people, and giving them candid feedback on the negative impact that they have on other people (and themselves) for not taking care of their disease. It doesn't help anyone to be a dick to them and make them all defensive and non-compliant, but all the people promoting this healthy at any size bullshit need to be charged with some kind of crime, and if none exists a new law should be passed making it one."}
+{"text":"If they're not losing weight from stress and aren't ashamed to show up at the convenience store then we aren't mocking and humiliating them enough."}
+{"text":"Stress makes them just landwhale harder, the reason ozempic works is it completely rewires their internal reward system. You can't berate a fattie into becoming less of a fattie, they're fat because being fat is how they cope for everything"}
+{"text":"be American minding your own business in your car randomly get crushed under a flying deathtrap Something needs to be done about this"}
+{"text":"Just a bit further and that prop would have gone right into the driver."}
+{"text":"I'd be okay with it happening a lot more often tbqh two birds for one stone kind of thing"}
+{"text":"were the engines stalled? how do you NOT hear a plane"}
+{"text":"It’s on the pilots to avoid the traffic on the road. It’s not a runway. There is no way the car could have seen the airplane to avoid it."}
+{"text":"Little planes are pretty tuff desu I don't know why but in my mind I imagine it just folding up into a ball on impact"}
+{"text":"What is the intent behind statements like \"I'm not a cyclist, I'm just a person who gets around by bike\"? At a surface level it is obviously meant to (proverbially) throw other cyclists under the bus, but to what end? Would it somehow appease the anti-bike people if the person \"blocking traffic\" didn't agree to be referred to by the word \"cyclist\"?"}
+{"text":"the usa has no sweet crude oil left, wars are being started around the world so you can have cheap gas. Isnt it weird how biden dipped into the reserves when Saudi jacked up opec prices, then oct 7th happened, and then suddenly prices went back down again? Weird huh? Yah sure, I'm insane. Im cuh-razy, cookoo."}
+{"text":"No you see the reason we have to invade venezuela is that they sent us over 500 grams of cocaine in the last year alone"}
+{"text":"To evade being labeled a yuppie, market polluting tourist, stealing yet another \"should be practical only\" thing from real people."}
+{"text":"they sent us over 500 grams of cocaine in the last year alone That’s nothing. Nick Rekieta, his whore wife, and his whore side piece went through 500 g of coke together."}
+{"text":"Yeah, he got railed."}
+{"text":"How in the fuck are they pulling this shit off? These commies are making us look like clowns! What is the reason for this?!"}
+{"text":"They hated him because he told the truth"}
+{"text":"nice digits"}
+{"text":"what conclusive proof do you have that only 100 people died. You are basing this off accident statistics in the being moderately reliable for the last 80 years."}
+{"text":"Are you implying there isn't an active organ harvesting operation in china?"}
+{"text":"americans do mass transit (among other things) badly on purpose to \"prove\" that these things MUST be in the hands of private industry alone so that number go up"}
+{"text":"You can tell this guy is smart because he's explaining it in a tone of voice like he's telling a toddler he needs to pull his pants down before peeing and I'm just not following at all the first thing to understand is it's power preserving because the product of voltage and current is a power and anything that's passive in the electrical domain is... oh but there's 2 analogies and the first one that's about 2 and across variables and series connections and topologically identical and ground is a datum voltage and..."}
+{"text":"Lol just lol You best thing you could do is sell that single speed shit and get something with gears, and 32-40mm wire tires unless you only ride on glass smooth velodromes, in that case, keep your 23mm ice skate tires. Pros are setting records on 28mm tires now, the world has changed, more rubber is sometimes better. I think XC MTB uses 2.3\" now, 2.5-2.8 trail."}
+{"text":"sir this is a thread about tuned mass dampers"}
+{"text":"Damper. Unless you're talking about making it wet."}
+{"text":"have these been used on road bikes yet? yes, you literally posted a picture of such. but it's snake oil, your bike doesnt vibrate at a high enough frequency for such a small weight to matter and in general vibration is mostly caused by external factors like road surface or you being too stupid to maintain your bike properly f1 tracks are also flatter than your sister thoughbeit and f1 drivers complain incessantly about road circuits where the asphalt isn't better surfaced than airport tarmac this but for my shitty ebike. the 90kg of batteries make me go like 30kmh on the gentlest downhills without doing anything. compound bows rule, i own one and it owns in general"}
+{"text":"I NEED electronic shifting! It's SOOOO much better and faster and smoother than cable shifters! Shimano please take my one thousand american dollars to make my shifting divine forever! * (*- until next iteration of Di2 releases)"}
+{"text":"I'm AuDHD and bipolar and once in a manic state I stayed up for like 9 days and invented a 200g retrofit for any derailleur bike that gives it automatic shifting and automated manual. True story. Still have the technical design document lol"}
+{"text":"License it to a company who can actually market and produce it so you get residuals, given your mental state I would also have an intellectual property lawyer present to help guide you and prevent companies from fucking you over"}
+{"text":"isn't that just normal shifting? just gently pedal when you shift instead of putting power into it"}
+{"text":"that actually sounds interesting, how exactly does that work? with like a flywheel adjusting to wheel rotations like the auto shift or something?"}
+{"text":"No. It intercepts the shifting cable and ads logic. I invented a clever mechanical trick too where it reverts to regular shifting upon power down without adding drag."}
+{"text":"My city is cutting bus routes starting in 2026, so tell me me/n/, do you ride bus routes for fun?"}
+{"text":"funny how our grandparents afforded to build the bus but we cant afford to let niggers maintain it"}
+{"text":"We call that progress"}
+{"text":"i love a good ramble, nice post anon"}
+{"text":"I'm poor and don't have air conditioning, so I ride the bus and shitpost in the cool air"}
+{"text":"My 3 year old loves bus days out, we get the bus to the local beach a lot, and the bigger town nearby for soft play and bowling. Sometimes just get the wee town bus rather than walking for 30mins Kinda prefer trains for that stuff, can get into the nearby city for the big museums etc, bus takes ages to get there though, train only takes 20mins"}
+{"text":"Is riding on top end groupsets if you're not a top end cyclist stolen valor? Or is this sour grapes? What groupset would you ride if you could get any groupset you wanted for free, but when/if you sold the bike you would have to price it as whatever groupset you ride now. That is, if your financial circumstances were no different and you were subject to the same \"rules\" as you currently as in terms of other people judging (because we all know unlimited wealth begets shamelessness), what do you choose?"}
+{"text":"i do this but even worse: i posted on Secret Area of VIP Quality maybe three times total but call myself a VIPPER and make references to Daddy Cool"}
+{"text":"wisdom. if people shopped for bikes the way they shopped for cars, everyone would know that this is what you need, like a Toyota Camry or something. instead, the whole bike industry is structured around selling people the equivalent of supercars or monster trucks and normies just assume they need this shit because they want something \"good\""}
+{"text":"mt200 NOOOOOO IF THE PARTS YOU HAVE ARENT THESE SPECIFIC MODELS YOU'RE DOING IT LE WRONG AIEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"what is the strawman you are attempting to lampoon here?"}
+{"text":"People need to stop acting like 20 year old record is a flex"}
+{"text":"hongcouver getting some china ferries …elbows up?"}
+{"text":"true but remember that the irvings will either kick back the money or have a politician driveby'd as appropriate if they dont do it that way whilst BC only has namby pamby film studios and techbro startups who do not enjoy such power"}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"are they auxillary invasion ferries?"}
+{"text":"if it causes BC to become /n/ I see no problem with this t. not from canada but I know how much they hate transportation in saskatoon"}
+{"text":"please don't talk about canada if you don't live here then. We are a failed state and your attitude about our politics indicates to me that you have no second clue on how bad things can and will get where your from aswell."}
+{"text":"GPS used to be fancy, and is now affordable Carbon frames used to be fancy, and are now affordable Carbon aero wheels used to be fancy, and are now affordable Hydraulic brakes used to be fancy, and are now affordable Wireless shifting used to be fancy, and is now affordable Good tires used to not even exist, and are now available albeit a little expensive Lighting used to be heavy and annoying, now it clips to anything and you can light up the road with something the size of your thumb Wide range cassettes used to be unimaginable, now some lazy people are even going 1x because they got filtered by 2x It seems like it's all been done. Seriously, what's left. What else is there to improve? We even got bonuses like thru-axle, 3d printed saddles, internal routed everything, and aero frames/cockpits, which let's be honest, you weren't really expecting were you? Can the cycling industry outdo itself or is it now a plateau of stagnation?"}
+{"text":"What about a small creature that gets zapped with increasingly high voltage shocks depending on the watts, how loud it's screaming tells you how many watts. An analog solution from a more civilized time"}
+{"text":"Alloy rims/bars and other parts. Big improvements in weight just through that. Then the bearings got smoother. Cotterless cranks on square taper instead of cotter pins. 4 speed to 6 speed with higher PSI tubulars. Lots of improvements became common in that era."}
+{"text":"The bike is a solved invention, so probably something that adresses the dangers attached to the act of cycling as i don't see the world getting on the level of Amsterdam anytime soon. a directional airbag that deploys in the direction of an oncoming vehicle and the side you're falling on in case of collision. cheaper, more comfortable and more stylish protective gear and clothes an airbag helmet"}
+{"text":"There's an airbag helmet already. Nobody bought it because it turns out the accelerometer can't differentiate between \"about to die\" and \"just fucking around lol\" Also if anyone turns my city into Amsterdam I'm going postal, FUCK that shit, a bicycle for normals weighs between 15 and 20 pounds and has a derailleur, I like to ride a bike not sit on my 50 pound 3-speed barge in bicycle traffic jams"}
+{"text":"will he be boiled soon, Alhamdulillah?"}
+{"text":"this is a bus tho its so they dont have to climb stairs"}
+{"text":"So it's a stupid jetway that crashes into the terminal?"}
+{"text":"IIRC mobile lounges were made before articulated jetways became a thing, back when you still had to board using air stairs. And even after it makes sense at an airport with limited gate spaces- having planes out on the tarmac you shuttle passengers to means less planes crowding the terminal"}
+{"text":"Dulles has a fleet of 19 mobile lounges, which transport passengers between the terminal and Concourses A and D. surely they could just extend the existing train to D..."}
+{"text":"The Melbourne Metro Tunnel just opened. What are some other ongoing transit projects that you are excited about?"}
+{"text":"Define \"western builders\". Not going to let you pilpul me"}
+{"text":"Forgot to reply. I think the cost overruns the MBTA had will haunt the CRRC's attempts to expand into the US. I think that Congress or at least the White House has pretty much banned China from being a rolling stock manufacturer in the US. However I also don't discount the power of corruption and outright ineptitude of transit agencies either. While agency incompetence and soft corruption are definitely an issue in American transit agencies, I personally would place the majority of the blame with the state legislatures. Those fucking inbred dumbasses are allergic to spending a dollar this year to save ten dollars next year. Just look at the recent SEPTA crisis or all the shenanigans around the NYC MTA. I do have hope for the new Illinois NITA that starts operation in June."}
+{"text":"Fuck you guys"}
+{"text":"I hate people on this site that think r*ddit is a good source of information and that there's nothing wrong with using it"}
+{"text":"the build quality isn't really good at all, lots of panal gaps than a good'ol xtrap1 Despite branded as modern, CRRC still decided to cheap out the in train speaker and display as crap as possible(stage 3 refurbished comeng has a WAY better PIDS speaker and UI though it sometimes being glitchy) while having a worse ride quality than a 20YO Siemens train and motor carriage comeng Maybe the good thing is the seat layout is more capable as a modern commuter train than a subpar suburban train, with a lot of standing space by ditching lot of crossbench layout?"}
+{"text":"hey /n/ this is my cat rupert i was thinking about taking him on the bus to see the sights of the city but i couldnt find any rules on it, do you know if can cats go on buses i have a cat carrier but would he be allowed out to see out the window?"}
+{"text":"i remember seeing rupert shopped in with a bunch of tits on either /s/, /aco/, or /d/"}
+{"text":"There's a Rupert the cat thread in /k/."}
+{"text":"Wait a minute, I thought it was Ru/p/ert the photo cat"}
+{"text":"Rupert you cute little motherfucker!"}
+{"text":"cats actually enjoy their fulfilled lives where I live Holy shit, they are airline pilots?!?"}
+{"text":"Is there still a fixie subculture anywhere out there, or am I showing my age? Im still enamored with the whole “fixie punk” aesthetic. Considering jumping back on social media is there are still people doing this. But I realize its a niche subculture from the early 2000’s thats been made fun of since day 1."}
+{"text":"what if i hit you with a Kel-Tek abomanacion"}
+{"text":"passover shithole It's a flyover shithole, Mr. 145 iq, jesus fuck how about I pour a Mazel Tov cocktail down the front of your pants"}
+{"text":"awww the poor little doe-eyed bengalaru ESL doesn't know how to have a little fun with words without getting rhythmically spanked by the 10 lakh crore per hour engrish tutor hired by her father"}
+{"text":"Yom Kippur!?! She's in your lap, how about you Yom Kippur!"}
+{"text":"kippur? I hardly knew her!"}
+{"text":"Ocean liner fans rejoice! The Queen Mary reopened for hotel guests in May and in June, I had the privilege of spending two nights on board. I'll be uploading my album of the ship over the next few days and discussing the history of the ship that I learned while onboard."}
+{"text":"Only one propeller is left (the others were removed when the ship was decommissioned) and it's basically permanently stuck in place."}
+{"text":"just found this thread OP, i didnt look through it yet but i can see its quality gonna look at it tomorrow because it sso late already, thanks, ive been really interested in the QM"}
+{"text":"It was used to lob 1900 pound shells at a renowned wine producing region of lebanon in the 1980s"}
+{"text":"Ok GAY what's it like to be GAY Do you like taking dick up the ass GAY"}
+{"text":"fuck you, sicophant. you aren't that politician, you aren't winning."}
+{"text":"learning spanish start drinking heavily day labour at Lowes get into 4mm, 5mm, 6mm hex specs boss wants me to adjust his handlebar"}
+{"text":"Why can't my bar wrap jobs ever come out looking this good"}
+{"text":"the sugino ones are really good. the campy ones are cancer"}
+{"text":"How do you even know where to get good bolts"}
+{"text":"All good stories begin with it"}
+{"text":"You need thinner tape probs"}
+{"text":"Big tire good. Fenders bad. Simple as."}
+{"text":"Wha why not both?"}
+{"text":"you don't use thick grease or oil on your drivetrain because it'll pick up every bit of grit and grime from the road and stick, then you're running all that shit through your drivetrain causing faster wear. you can get regular 3 in 1 oil anywhere for cheap"}
+{"text":"claris works fine for me, as for fenders you have types that wrap around the fork like sks raceblades. Fenders bad notice how you didn't take that pic in the rain"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
+{"text":"just thought y'all might like it"}
+{"text":"BLUE BOARD"}
+{"text":"Thanks doc"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the daily dose."}
+{"text":"can planes fly backwards?"}
+{"text":"yes but only when upside down"}
+{"text":"If BOAT stands for \"Bust Out Another Thousand,\" what does PLANE stand for?"}
+{"text":"PLANE stands for: Pfix Lit Again NtonEy"}
+{"text":"If you can afford the asking price: Probably Lacks A New Engine"}
+{"text":"Pots Lf Arouble, Nsually Eerious"}
+{"text":"Blow it Out your Ass Tony"}
+{"text":"Personal Lucre Annihilator (Noisy Engine)"}
+{"text":"range and speed will be shit. It's a toy, not /n/"}
+{"text":"And bikes are /toy/s"}
+{"text":"What failsafe features do these things have? Parachutes would probably only be good at altitudes above 100m no? And you cant glide down like a helicopter in case of an engine failure. Are they literally deathtraps if something happens at 10-50m?"}
+{"text":"why are zoomers and techbros so OBSESSED with the quadrotor form factor? what was wrong with one big rotor and a cyclic/collective control? Are they literally deathtraps if something happens at 10-50m? yeah but so are helicopters"}
+{"text":"why are zoomers and techbros so OBSESSED with the quadrotor form factor? what was wrong with one big rotor and a cyclic/collective control? Quadcopters are more responsive and easier to control because they allow you to remove unnecessary control surfaces and replace larger single rotors with 4 smaller rotors that don't carry as much momentum. The only reason they haven't been feasible until recently is because they generally need flight computers to maintain stability yeah but so are helicopters Helicopters can autorotate on engine out though so they can still potentially land safely, I don't think quadcopters can do this though because the rotors are too small"}
+{"text":"Folding bikes seamlessly tie in with all transportation modes as they are specifically designed to be compact, stowable and therefore easily TRANSPORTABLE. Easily carried onto trains, planes, buses, trams and other automobiles. There've been many attempts to create the perfect folder, some designs have come very close and have remained in production for decades. The world of folders spans incredible genius tier feats of engineering to terrible examples of dangerously ill conceived death trap folly. Post yours here, or post examples that may be of interest for their engineering genius, aesthetic charm or worthiness of ridicule."}
+{"text":"I rode a six speed for years in very hilly terrain. You just need to know the quirks they shift great."}
+{"text":"the folding bike cannot carry as much weight as fixed frame bikes (is much weaker) therefore it is important to stay under the bike's rated weight limit (rider plus bags) for folding bikes. Fixed frame bikes, no need to pay attention to this."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to buy a \"20 inch single or double wall solid axel screw on wheel rim brake\" for the back wheel of my folding bike. It's a piece of shit bike so I don't want anything super expensive, looking to spend about £40 or less - UK. I wouldn't even recognise one if I saw them though, and I barely understand from looking at pictures. Is there one on Amazon I could get or something? Double walled would be preferable as I hear that's better, but not if the price difference is big."}
+{"text":"hate to shit on your piss parade but plenty of white collar geezers commute by brompy where I work"}
+{"text":"me and my bro took the same length 20km road and both of us ended up needing at least 1.5x the time google maps estimated it would take. (my) 20\" folding bike is slow bs"}
+{"text":"Anyone good with old bikes? I intend to buy this one (auction website) for 20 bucks. First i wonder what the brand on it is because i have no clue. Second, it has been stored for probably decades inside. The gearing feels fine, no rust there and i can feel some oil gunge there."}
+{"text":"Even just finding matching tires and tubes can be challenging on these old things. If you have the space to have it sit around while you try to come up with enough motivation to fix it up, for that little money, go for it."}
+{"text":"It'll be so much work and money to restore that thing that you may as well just get a dipshit fixie cruiser off a rack in a store. If you get that for 20$, you'll already be spending more money than it's worth on a couple cans of paint, a couple tires/tubes, and maybe a new seat and still have an absolute abomonation of a ride."}
+{"text":"No , because the frame doesn't even have brake fixing spots somewhere or other essential components."}
+{"text":"the frame doesn't even have brake fixing spots somewhere It's a coaster brake."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Elon Musk wishes he was 1/10th as GREAT as this English manlet."}
+{"text":"Yes What political bullshit caused the inferior gauge to be maintained?"}
+{"text":"Overthrowing the space transportation business alone is worth more than all other 21st century inventions."}
+{"text":"This tbqh, I can't avoid smiling at the fact that space travel was taken away from government-employed nerds with inflated egos. Them and the boomer government-embedded spaceship building companies got humiliated. I'm not really mad, NASA is cool, but I got tired of looking at that whole situation with them making no progress and keeping space travel as this mythical once-a-year ritual where the NASA wizards in their white labcoats send some overqualified supermen on a disposable multimillion dollar vehicle into space."}
+{"text":"Standard should have been 1500 mm. That would be right 0.007” less than 4’ 11 1/16.” Everyone’s equipment would have been compatible with each other regardless of which measurement system they were using. No one needs anymore than that."}
+{"text":"Probably but it's a bit early to say that."}
+{"text":"As you guys may know, theres now huge subsidies coming from the WEF or the EU to remove car traffic from city areas its a bit sad because some of these towns and cities used to have extremelly walkable main streets in the early 20th century, beautiful cobblestone pavements, etc, and it was all removed for cheap asphalt when cars became the thing. Now the pedestrian pavement is often just cheap concrete or modern materials imitating older cobblestone. You even see some retarded mayors destroying an entire 19th century park to replace it with concrete and fake grass and it just breaks my soul. How can we conserve and preserve true traditional urban planning and 19th century walkable standards?"}
+{"text":"I would like to say that the NYC Commissioners Plan of 1811 is one of the best examples of urban central planning EVER."}
+{"text":"Levittown's must largely be a flyover thing, even here in California (a state that's often branded heavily car-centric) I wouldn't describe any of the suburbs here as being Levittown's, they're too broken up by public parks and strip malls within reasonable biking distance, and this is even true for the postwar/post redcar developments"}
+{"text":"People who think California is exceptionally car-centric have never been outside California and think that the movie Grease is a documentary. No offense to you, Anon."}
+{"text":"This essentially still exists in parts of Europe, just on a slightly bigger scale around the suburban rail lines, and usually it was pre-existing villages which turned into suburbs. They're usually centered around the station with commerce and higher density development near it, then lower density residential areas a bit further away. Sometimes you can even appreciate how there was an original town center and a new center developed around the station. He says central planning but it's not really what he's describing, which is organic centrality. If you have a place where many people move to for transportation it will obviously become attractive for both commercial and residential development, while further away gets less demand and consequently less activity and less density. With rail transport you automatically get this central point of movement which generates this centrality and consequently varied development, while the absence of it and high car usage generates large swaths of identical development lacking centrality which is essential to the organic urban growth."}
+{"text":"Suburbs are the byproduct of better transportation methods, the first ever case of suburbanization happened in Amsterdam in the XVIII century as people used boats to commute to their jobs in the city. The modern car centric suburb appeared in the mid XX century as developers, politicians and bureaucrats mixed the ideas of the garden city (low density) with Le-Corbusier urban ideas (car centric city). The result was a new type of suburb where people are isolated from their neighbours and have to use the car for everything."}
+{"text":"madokanon is bestgirl edition"}
+{"text":"Tsunny, come save us"}
+{"text":"Touhou Gameplay Thread Previous thread: what are you playing today? what are your goals?"}
+{"text":"I finally got a Hard 1CC in Touhou 12. At first, I tried catching only red UFOs, but Ichirin and Murasa kicked my ass and I could barely reach Shou’s last spells. Then I tried going for red and green UFOs, but got the same result. I gave up for a while and played other games on Hard. When I came back recently, I somehow managed to get it by catching only red UFOs. Now I have Hard 1CCs from Touhou 6 to Touhou 14."}
+{"text":"I’m not one of those anon people, but I wish them luck in their matches. Thanks, anon. The key was reaching Byakuren’s stage with enough lives. I got lucky on the last spell, one life lost and one bomb used. My next step would be Touhou 15 on Hard, but Normal was already hard enough, so I’ll probably start playing Touhou 16 on Hard instead. Also, the GFW Extra stage is calling me, but Marisa scares me a lot."}
+{"text":"Just got a Lunatic 1cc in Touhou 7 with Reimu B. In all honesty I'm not super happy with this run considering how ugly the Yuyuko fight went (I had 4 lives and a bomb going into her) but a clear is a clear. I'm going to go for clears in the other shot types next. How do they compare?"}
+{"text":"There is literally NOTHING to deathwatch"}
+{"text":"Feels like the number of games released went the way of nip birth rates."}
+{"text":"Digimon Alysion Sakuna Rice and Ruin Girl Band Cry BanG Dream Our Note"}
+{"text":"All upcoming. Has there even been a 2026 release yet? New kusoge used to come out every week. That's why stuff like Ass lillies can celebrate a 5th anniversary."}
+{"text":"パンツ見せてください...  ლ(^o^ლ)"}
+{"text":"Its the onahole general. Some of us use onaholes to furry porn, and no porn has been posted ITT either."}
+{"text":"*When* Never. The current market is basically entirely driven by speculative investments that will dry up at some point this year, maybe next year if governments keep blowing their budgets on it too. All the robot shit you've seen so far has been highly controlled demos, they don't actually work in the real world. You will see humanoid robots a year or two after self-driving cars, and those are another tech that doesn't actually work."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"like what?"}
+{"text":"with this and eye love you japan and korea should unify into a single country that way no more autistic copyright laws"}
+{"text":"unless their union created even more autistic copyright laws instead"}
+{"text":"Anything new worth watching on Netflix?"}
+{"text":"Thanks, will check both"}
+{"text":"All /jp/-related and anon-made works & creations go here, don't be afraid to post something of yours even if you haven't before! Dev updates, writing and other non-traditional projects also encouraged for potential critique and mild discussion. Please take things easy here and enjoy! Thanks. Previous:"}
+{"text":"god damn if your drawings are this comprehensible when you're on the verge of losing consciousness"}
+{"text":"berry goo, i love koishi"}
+{"text":"Yeah! I loved the request so much, it was so fun that I wanted to draw a bunch more."}
+{"text":"He will reach enlightenment"}
+{"text":"There goes the thread... Here's a quick 'memi."}
+{"text":"I want to live with a dog, I can't do that yet so I'll save money"}
+{"text":"8 hours later I started a fantia!"}
+{"text":"date RaMu everyone thinks it's a little boy uhhhh cool I guess"}
+{"text":"Woah! Check out the rack on that little boy with the hula hoop!"}
+{"text":"Which 2hus would make good mothers?"}
+{"text":"Anon no You arnt ready for how fertile the Aki fields are"}
+{"text":"my wife rin"}
+{"text":"But which touhou is the most fertile?"}
+{"text":"Rabbits are known for being fertile, so I'd go with one of those."}
+{"text":"Id say any beast youkai and anything associated with or getting their powers from nature would be extremely fertile"}
+{"text":"who the hell wants a kaida solo live"}
+{"text":"What is Kaida's appeal, really?"}
+{"text":"rofmao punching bag"}
+{"text":"karubi"}
+{"text":"I don't have any links or channels, but it'd be nice if we could discuss some of our vtubers here!"}
+{"text":"Marriage with Yuri."}
+{"text":"It says they are as popular as bands It says same thing is happening to them. Which means they are dying out."}
+{"text":"Ok my point still stands though. Personally I am sick of both idols and bands (and everything else)"}
+{"text":"They look much better in person"}
+{"text":"I don't doubt that. They have practically the same haircut and color right now and I can hardly tell them apart. One of them needs to go back to dark hair. Are they conventionally attractive? I would say yes. Actually I think they are \"classically beautiful\" which is better"}
+{"text":"HONK and Hachi sounds like a great buddy cop film, I’m fkn down"}
+{"text":"rika tsubaki a cutie"}
+{"text":"cop film In a way it is, they're forced to partake to arouse their victim this is terrible."}
+{"text":"hating on hags is so foolish, the hag spectrum is one of jav's signature treasures. the elegance that haglets can sell while whoring at an elite level is unmatched."}
+{"text":"tsk tsk, awful, such sordid conduct"}
+{"text":"Last: New Years New Wives Edition. ▶What is this? /egg/ — Era Games General; also known as the “Era Games Thread”. Era games are a group of (usually) Japanese-developed text porn games. They’re not exclusively related to the Touhou franchise, but it’s one of the series with the most Era games. ▶Games usually discussed here eraTohoTW — Comfy Touhou dating simulator with time stop shenanigans. eraTohoK — Tactical game about conquering Gensokyo through any (absolutely any) means. eraMegaten — Dungeon crawler based on the Shin Megami Tensei series, with tons of characters from other series (Fate, Touhou, Madoka, etc) included. ▶Useful Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I dont have a very high exposure to Megaten and adjacent games but I get the feeling sometimes that its often 'Neutral' thats the least bad option because all the extremes can be worse"}
+{"text":"SMT Neutral is most commonly \"status quo good\" while alignments are often \"genocide is BASED actually\", but the spin-offs tackle it with a bit more nuance and yes the OG DeSu2 has these four routes, though the actual fence-sitter may be the worst out of all five endings (it branches off if you don't punch god in the face)"}
+{"text":"(it branches off if you don't punch god in the face) who would play SMT and not want to punch god in the face?"}
+{"text":"Law is basically just order and peace while Chaos is freedom and self-reliance In Megaten these get championed by YHVH/Angels and Lucifer/Demons respectively, with Angels and Law reps often wanting to strip humanity of the dangers of their own free will and subjugate them under God in order to enact a Thousand Year Kingdom of peace and stability where no conflict needs to be had, while Demons and Chaos reps wish to dismantle all forms of pre-existing civilization and hierarchy in order in order to enable a world where \"merit\" reigns supreme and those with powerful wills can shape the world as they see fit (but in reality all this leads to is murderhobo shenanigans and demons often taking over humanity/humanity becoming as corrupt and controlled by baser instincts and vices as the demons themselves) Neutral is meant to be the more humanist middle ground that furthers the status quo (at least in a cosmic sense) and essentially deny the rule of Angels and Demons, allowing humanity to be the ones that define their future and grow from their experiences and insights, and Neutral-aligned demons more or less kinda just want to exist and do their own thing, whether that be for good or for ill. It can depend heavily on the game though, some Chaos reps want to help everyone have more freedom and choices in their lives or enable people to become powerful and strong without going full murderhobo supreme, some Law reps want peace and quiet for everyone or create hierarchies that benefit society without sacrificing humanity's independence and ability to think for themselves, and some Neutral reps may even want to reject all forms of Chaos and Law entirely and either recreate the world in their own image as a paradise for a new breed of humanity or just outright erase everything (in the case of SMT IV's White)."}
+{"text":"Lawfags."}
+{"text":"Birthday girl!"}
+{"text":"Mahiru's official birthday art this year."}
+{"text":"Yuno clenching her hand when Mahiru mentions she wants a baby Damn..."}
+{"text":"Yuno clenching her womb when Mahiru mentions she wants a baby Damn..."}
+{"text":"Can't remove clothes of 2hus using grok anymore..."}
+{"text":"The way you phrased this makes it sound like she would let you do things for like 5 minutes until she gets uncomfortable and kicks you off I'm not a feet guy but I'd bet she'd make some pretty cute reactions- NO! I will NOT get into FEET. Everyone was right about you guys, this thread really is EVIL!!"}
+{"text":"NEED giga titty Ran plz"}
+{"text":"Ah thank you, love how it came out Jan - New Year, I like how everybody just gravitates towards giving Saki the biggest rack to take advantage of her top. The hat's pretty snazzy. I like the aerial view of the Primate Spirit Garden though now I'm suspecting you actually took the background image from Th17 of the outside of the garden, img2img'd it and carefully put Saki in front of the garden itself Feb - Beautiful SA style Marisa, could easily work on its own as a background pic! Mar - Cute and pretty. It's funny how when I got into Touhou, I didn't care like at all about Lily then I realised my birthday is her favourite day of the year and she shot up my rankings like a bullet Apr - It's Mamizou. May - Well she was going to show up eventually, wonder what's the significane of May and her if any. She's looking cute like the fallen shoulder strap and honestly for an AI generated bit of machinery (which typically never looks right) that's a pretty cool looking engine(?) June -  Holy fuck, that's hot. That's definitely under the pin-up category. It's also just good looking visually but like holy hell No pressure but I need to see that bikini come off, i'm drooling July - Ah yes her birthday... also what is up with that one strawberry cake I've seen it everywhere Aug - This one slayed me, Nina talking about Mima because August is when new Touhou games release Sept - I'm silly for not guessing September Pumpkin and instead something to do with airplanes... Also putting Ringo in a more formal moon rabbit uniform makes me think this is younger Ringo before she climbed up the ranks to her cushy job Oct - I can't tell if Minoriko is trying to scare someone or is being scared by sexy mummy Kogasa... also why is sexy mummy Kogasa a thing? I swear i've seen it multiple times Nov - Chiyanon month? It's a very pretty gen and I like the spikes on Chiyari's tail Dec - Christmas for Letty, how cute. I like the length of hair she has in this pic, people don't really give her sidelocks longer than the rest of her hair like that Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I think Yami Bakura would've been better for meat eating, but it got a chuckle out of me regardless."}
+{"text":"Is she done updating her fanbox then?"}
+{"text":"How much do you have to read of a VN to figure that it's gonna be bad ?"}
+{"text":"I usually do one route and if it doesn't grab me I drop the game"}
+{"text":"Till the H scenes."}
+{"text":"If I'm bored during the common route I drop it."}
+{"text":"Which hag go you guys prefer?"}
+{"text":"but does she deserve to be fixed?"}
+{"text":"Cuckoldlive slide thread makers are just grabbing random topics from the archive, kek."}
+{"text":"THERE IS ONLY ONE HAG MY HEART BELONGS TO"}
+{"text":"Is Misumaru a hag or is she more granny?"}
+{"text":"Because she's a blonde in a blue dress?"}
+{"text":"Yes, BUT.  I grew up with a nice wood fireplace.  It was annoying to clean out and keep it nice, but something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood. If only there were a mamono out there who shared my appreciation for warm and possibly marshmallows and smores.  But alas, no mamono would be interested in that kind of thing!"}
+{"text":"I hope your door is yeti-proof, or not..."}
+{"text":"something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood. There's just nothing like a proper wood fireplace, I guess the best substitute would be a monster that comes with her own open flame like a Salamander."}
+{"text":"She's not the only master of disguise!"}
+{"text":"What is /jp/'s opinion on the queen of cucks, the harbinger of (self-)humiliation, the lord of losers, the jobber herself, the god of taking \"L\"s, Kanako? Almost set Gensokyo on fire because she gave an idiot sun powers. Was cucked out of Hisoutensoku and HM by Suwako and Nitori respectively. Couldn't stop a goat. Lost to the ghost of a second fiddle playing shrine maiden with the personality of an angsty teen. Can't save her husband from the moon sluts. Can't save her hunting buddy from a pyramid. Nobody in Gensokyo respects her, nobody wants her around, she ruins everything she touches and Gensokyo would have been better off without her. Praise be to the false god, may she continue to fail her followers at every turn."}
+{"text":"spam thread"}
+{"text":"/jp/ heritage is spam go away crossie INB4 who are you quoting me, I and myself, making fun of K*nako is /jp/ heritage"}
+{"text":"In retrospect, most of those were her trying to do good. Kanako is one of those people that should accept that they have been born to be the villain, hurting others coming with the title, and move on. Not her fault."}
+{"text":"Shitty, forced spam thread"}
+{"text":"She's a war god trying to pose as a science one. Of course she's going to fail miserably at anything that isn't smashing the brains out of somebody"}
+{"text":"And the 1 millionth Touhou Danbooru picture goes to..."}
+{"text":"what the fuck"}
+{"text":"there's this one but it's \"only\" 20k"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"Same reason return/evacuate scrolls know to not do their thing when you're overweight. All this tech and magic is just a god calling mechanic. The god even apologizes if you use a scroll then become overweight."}
+{"text":"This implies that there's a god dedicated to putting panties and porno mags in vending machines, and a god dedicated to microwaves"}
+{"text":"this is just fat shaming"}
+{"text":"Morrowind has Mark and Recall and some people still used that mod... so I guess the solution is \"don't cheese it with teleporters\", i.e. do some roleplaying. Or maybe discovering an infinite money glitch with teleporting cargo is the RP-friendly way of cheating in money."}
+{"text":"Mark and Recall is in the base game of Morrowind, but Morrowind wasn't simulating an economy outside of just refreshing the amount of gold the Merchants were holding every-so-often and maybe checking to see if they have any \"empty slots\" to fill with semi-random items."}
+{"text":"IA has 363k subs Miku has 4.1m subs This vtumor industry plant ain't got shit"}
+{"text":"IA has 363k subs but 0 songs"}
+{"text":"Imagine losing in subs to a wholoid"}
+{"text":"leddit melting over Ui comments section is a complete shitshow like it was during Zaako It's awful but I can't look away"}
+{"text":"Which one of us had said those words, I wonder? Had it been me with what I suppose a dorky smile stretching up my face, or had it been Father, his surprise now morphed into a wistful expression that, met with the breeze and the golden light of a setting sun, had looked so beautifully… devoid of weight. Under his eyes sagged dark bags—he looked forward anyway—, a slump remained to his posture—he’s surrounded by these walls of sunflowers, tall and bathing just as he did in the sunlight, feeding. He’s been fed something nurturing, and the sheer sight made my heart skip, and the heaviness of patched injuries—physical and emotional—wore off. I don’t think it mattered, as it was a mutual understanding. Besides, how could I focus on anything but Father as he folded forward just a tad and, from his throat, escaped laughter? My eyes had bulged, fingertips buzzed with the urge to hug him, corners of the mouth hurting from how big this smile I have is… But the distance I closed not. Five steps between me and Father as he showed me treasure in its very essence. … And I didn’t feel bad about that. I absolutely should’ve felt furious at myself. I didn’t embrace him, didn’t share this moment of freedom that came so unbidden to him—I wonder if I understand correctly its source or am wrong—, and I reached to my bandaged chest, palm pressed to the beating drum under. Are you failing though you beat…? No. It’s not failing. My love for Father and Mother rippled through each blood cell; this settling sadness coursed like a paper boat going down a stream. A most childish and most adult emotion side-by-side, in perfect harmony. Perhaps that’s what brought Father to laughing? Had he also found his harmony—through Mother and me? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Even a gentle bonfire can kindle a forest fire, and it was that which spread down my ribcage and travelled up my spinal cord. Distilled, pure happiness. I changed his mind; he’ll come to visit Mother’s grave one day, and we’ll be together when it happens. The feelings were so oppressive I could've fainted right here… … But the temperance of an adult mind, never addled by childish glee, reared its head at his next words: “My home still welcomes you. Whether you just feel like it or want a safe rest… nothing will ever change that, Hana.” He clarified more than he must’ve realized. That hadn’t been a compromise, visiting Mother’s grave with me… It was a challenge; droplets that fell from the sword and declared war upon the sea, piercing it with its mountains and dry land. Father thinks we’ll never be there together because I’ll fall apart without him raising a finger first. He would be here to catch me and nurture me back into someone he used to know. It’s not cruel nor evil, this kindness of his, though it is disheartening. Could I have expected any less? He said he hated Mother, stopped loving her long ago. Something I don’t understand drove him into that fit of laughter, free and unburdened, and I can only picture those feelings remaining unchanged. Father’ll never be with Mother. I’ll be buried beside her. A fleeting smile came to me. Maybe when I'm laid to rest next to her by the pond, he'll visit us, and with him so very close, our family will be complete again. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"and with this, we've come to a close with Anohana~! It is a good point to end my epilogue, but there are still a few loose threads to knit together that work better than in the next installment, so I'll be seeing to them in a bit more soon~! blessed not only the names, Anohana is mostly about overcoming and moving on from the death of a dear person. It works far too well~"}
+{"text":"Why is she talking about how beautiful his smile is? That's some Yukari talk if I've ever heard it."}
+{"text":"Yukari would seethe the sag out of her tits if Anon ever thought of another woman in her presence."}
+{"text":"Mion Sonozaki is literally the best girl in Higurashi, what are you even talking about? Did you get psyopped by her landmine of a sister?"}
+{"text":"people like Mion for her quirky personality rather than tragic backstory or whatever anon baffled kek"}
+{"text":"I have Satoko fatigue"}
+{"text":"Fucking love Tomato."}
+{"text":"Don't pay any attention to them. Just your typical scatokofag."}
+{"text":"2025 was brutal if you count the ones that stealth retired, announced they will retire or made up their mind to retire and will announce it in the first few months of 2026."}
+{"text":"it's an \"up to 3 cm\" video A what?"}
+{"text":"Their relationship is taboo so they start like \"you can put in only 3 cm\". It's one of those retarded premises that the Japanese people have a hard turn on for."}
+{"text":"Give it a quick flick through Scenes are pretty shitty Deleted"}
+{"text":"Men are such fickle creatures."}
+{"text":"that's a big girl!"}
+{"text":"Yea those came from dollsn, specifically long curl cappuccino. I wonder if they changed weft supplies at some point as the promo shot makes it look like a single solid colour when sorta two tones mixed."}
+{"text":"For anyone looking for a slightly curvier doll, newcloversinging now has the corvus corax body for preorder."}
+{"text":"Gott DAYMNN It's a nice figure but i don't think i should purchase another doll. I'm in my accessory/furniture maxxing stage She's gorgeous and the wig compliments the faceup perfectly"}
+{"text":"Visual Novel translation status 12RIVEN -the Ψcliminal of integral- - 60% translated CHAOS;HEAD Love Chu Chu! - 100% translated, 93.20% edited, 2026 release expected CHAOS;CHILD Love Chu Chu!! - 100% translated and edited, Script QA in progress and Port at around 90%, 2026 release expected Chusingura 46+1 - 39617/82770 (47.86%) lines translated, Kuranosuke route partial patch released Daiakuji - Peach Mountain scripts translated, roughly 35 (large) scripts left to translate DEATH NOTE: L o Tsugu Mono - 100% translated, image editing also complete Dekinai Watashi ga, Kurikaesu - 95% translated, 34% edited Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate - Being patched Diabolik Lovers Lost Eden - Being patched Dragon Knight 4 - 63% translated, playtesting also ongoing Flyable Heart - Demo released, 5% translated Go-toubun no Hanayome ~Kanojo to Kawasu Itsutsu no Yakusoku~ - 100% translated, 1 route 100% edited Haruka na Sora - 100% translated, TLC and editing work left Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Between."}
+{"text":"I'm fully expecting Rance to get banned on steam."}
+{"text":"I doubt it, Kagura has only had like two games get banned ever and the Steam release without a patch is likely going to be extremely barebones"}
+{"text":"I do wonder how they're so much better at releasing their stuff on steam than everyone else."}
+{"text":"Did you know that 1/8 is Kasen Day?"}
+{"text":"A nice alt to have in the wardrobe"}
+{"text":"It seems to emphasize her chest a little less..."}
+{"text":"WIP"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Boys kissing boys"}
+{"text":"cap'n jazz is overrated"}
+{"text":"This is why Fate is fucking retarded. One moment they describe servants' prowess as litteral DBZ battles with the human eye utterly unable to  see what's happening, the next we have some random japanese salaryman that did a bit of karate in his teens teaching the basics of CQC to Saber with just some reinforcement in his fists. And because of that retardation, 20 years later we still have people arguing about whether Shiki can kill a servant or not. Can Shiki kill a servant? Yes. Can Shiki realisticaly cut the lines of a servant without some major element of surprise on his side? No way."}
+{"text":"The point of all the flowery description about how powerful and super strong servants are is to have contrast when seemingly normal people like Kuzuki, Shirou, Kotomine, etc. go toe-to-toe with them. It's not complicated and you're not supposed to take the power level shit 100% literally to heart."}
+{"text":"Because why not"}
+{"text":"nvm figured it out"}
+{"text":"don't care about this ugly mary sue"}
+{"text":"Dont bully my pudding hair wife"}
+{"text":"She's actually really dumb if you've read the mangas. She follows orders, but doesn't intrinsically understand what's behind those orders and how they relate to the outer world. This is a lack of Te. This, Sakuya is competent at tasks, doesn't mean she's intelligent intellectually."}
+{"text":"Using magic probably changes one's appearance, either subtly or abruptly, if Mokou (and Koakuma?) is something to come by"}
+{"text":"You are now by yourself, standing in a long, dark corridor. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls. There's a maid in front of you. She's wearing a blue and white dress, and has silver hair and red eyes. No I don't, I have blue eyes! Lemme see that sheet... Well, it says I have red but I decided I wanted blue eyes!"}
+{"text":"Prolly super ultra mega cringe but I always wondered how the Manko Meido managed to keep her hair all sharp and flared out like that, so I looked a up a few YT shorts, a TikTok or two, and a short clip and managed to do something similar really fast using a hat, clumsily using my sister's hair products/machines, and ironic curiosity. It's really something and I ended having more fun than I like to admit just laughing at myself in the mirror. Maybe try it /b/ros. Thanks for reading my blog xoxo"}
+{"text":"Prominent"}
+{"text":"Visual Novel translation status 12RIVEN -the Ψcliminal of integral- - 60% translated CHAOS;HEAD Love Chu Chu! - 100% translated, 93.20% edited, 2026 release expected CHAOS;CHILD Love Chu Chu!! - 100% translated and edited, Script QA in progress and Port at around 90%, 2026 release expected Chusingura 46+1 - 39617/82770 (47.86%) lines translated, Kuranosuke route partial patch released Daiakuji - Peach Mountain scripts translated, roughly 35 (large) scripts left to translate DEATH NOTE: L o Tsugu Mono - 100% translated, image editing also complete Dekinai Watashi ga, Kurikaesu - 95% translated, 34% edited Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate - Being patched Diabolik Lovers Lost Eden - Being patched Dragon Knight 4 - 63% translated, playtesting also ongoing Flyable Heart - Demo released, 5% translated Go-toubun no Hanayome ~Kanojo to Kawasu Itsutsu no Yakusoku~ - 100% translated, 1 route 100% edited Haruka na Sora - 100% translated, TLC and editing work left Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice, more hags."}
+{"text":"More and more likely by the day."}
+{"text":"New thread up with the updates for this week."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: This thread is for the discussion of Japanese visual novels read untranslated in Japanese. What are you playing? What are you looking forward to? What have you finished?"}
+{"text":"Kinda want to start my first Mareni but not sure where to start. Any rec?"}
+{"text":"He only has 3 games worth reading. Just pick one of those."}
+{"text":"oh, i wonder why it took me so long to notice this tag. finally some bisexual accomodation"}
+{"text":"Just pick whichever has the most interesting premise to you."}
+{"text":"Women who talk like that honestly deserve harsher."}
+{"text":"opinions on marugoto? is it better for self study than genki?"}
+{"text":"All beginner materials teach the same things. Analyzing which of the 20,000 courses would be theoretically better to learn from is a waste of time."}
+{"text":"出版社 jisho chathp しゅっぱんしゃ my book (matome n3) google translator shubbansa who is in the right?"}
+{"text":"genuinely why the fuck would people VOLUNTARILY learn a language thats not english and japanese?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"surrounded by bitches"}
+{"text":"I should be home now playing videogames"}
+{"text":"Man I often forget Nana Mizuki and Yumi Hara share the same birthday."}
+{"text":"Hag queen"}
+{"text":"cool hair"}
+{"text":"exited to later get shitfaced on the way home from the gym while listening hakata radio kino"}
+{"text":"would"}
+{"text":"「大人向けシーンの表現も可能なので」 「かおりん（朝永花織）のおっぱい、大きくなってませんか？」"}
+{"text":"Would be nice if this led to another Magicami collab at some point, I need Eliza in the game."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure TSK has taken some influence/inspiration from MGCM. Could just be from having a similar setting with multiverse stuff but it's pretty suspicious with Luxuria. A vampire girl that betrays her side to help the main characters and becomes an ally. Loli with a princess haircut is trying to enjoy all the things the world has to offer. Saves something at the brink of destruction That something becomes an enemy trying to destroy the main characters while accusing the protagonist abandoned them."}
+{"text":"POV: you whipped it out"}
+{"text":"why is yuzumoon consistently pretty on pictures"}
+{"text":"Aimin..."}
+{"text":"Love her"}
+{"text":"Looks like Aimin was tired physically with all the BanG Dream performances so her advice is to treasure the days off."}
+{"text":"what will you do Usually copy whatever formations I can scour from here, Youtube, or the Discord. If I don't have any that fit, I try the same shit with notepad and Lossy's Journal but usually end up settling for whatever gets me through Hard mode and calling it a day. The actual meat of the game isn't fun enough to justify the hours of planning and trial and error."}
+{"text":"10 Players: Superior Incense Burner x50 50 Players: Coins x100,000 80 Players: Fortune Dust x30 100 Players: Jumbo Paper Doll x1 120 Players: Blank Mirror of Rebirth x100 150 Players: Epic Story Card Ritual Tickets x10 200 Players: Epic Paper Doll x1 There are currently 93 players over the 150m mark. We might get the jumbo doll but that's probably it for the rewards."}
+{"text":"do EB not when you need turbo autism to do that dogshit game mode"}
+{"text":"I dont understand Spring Koishi's skill, does it increase my damage when I USE barriers or when I have them stockpiled?"}
+{"text":"I'm not totally anti AI slop but I'm also not into the swimsuit fetish. If they did it with elegant yet skimpy dresses and sexy high heels my opinion would be different. They're totally regulating this stuff soon tho. Enjoy it while it lasts."}
+{"text":"i love sayachi"}
+{"text":"I don't follow kpop, but was it obligatory to dress like whore when coming to Blackpink concert?"}
+{"text":"dress like whore She dressed like a young beautiful woman in her mid-20s, she looks pretty, stylish and hot. She's not a fucking nun. I think you were born in the wrong century and/or are obsessed with \"whores\", you fucking prude."}
+{"text":"Unless you want the fate of a CHINESE GIRL, Akyuu demands that you write!"}
+{"text":"Ohohohoho! Good Choice!"}
+{"text":"If you are Satorin then I am Koishi!"}
+{"text":"Moriya Suwako, semi-twinning with slow memory replacement and Hunger. I want to have invasive audio-visual hallucinations of the Jomon era while grudgingly swallowing the pulp of a stray traveler. Then come to and wonder why I can't remember what my childhood home looked like."}
+{"text":"Horror Suwako has a very particular appeal, doesn't she? Between you and Rumianon, blond girls are about to become the number 1 cause of death for lost hikers it sounds like"}
+{"text":"Rumianon is already doing what Rumia was doing, just at a larger scale. The introduction of a Horror Suwakoanon increases the amount of death. I could see the two teaming up somewhat, meta knowledge helps, though Suwakoanon is going to lose (some of) it, and if Rumianon remembers things, well, it depends on what kind of transformation it is."}
+{"text":"This girl should suck my penis"}
+{"text":"Nah Onefive is slutty enough already, no need to overdo it Gotta keep it classy for mainstream audiences and future sponsors"}
+{"text":"remember when juna and yume decided to do gravure together"}
+{"text":"Time approaches /jp/ and another season of football awaits us despite the complicated times we are living as a board. We are working hard to get the team together, but we still anons' help to come up with a couple of players the team needs to start the year with some fresh faces. I'll explain more in the following post."}
+{"text":"dont underestimate CBs anon, they often are silent heroes because of their quiet nature but it is very satisfying to see them making the opposite strikers' choke. /jp/ has notable CBs like TTKZ which he is often recognized for his important interceptions. Not for nothing he got to play fairly often during our last cup"}
+{"text":"but fairies are small, a centre back cant be tiny teeny teney."}
+{"text":"There's literally rat-sized rats playing in other teams. She'll manage just fine."}
+{"text":"All I know is that MGT agreed to make her their rep but we have been considering retiring her after we have been giving notice that MGT is getting sabotaged"}
+{"text":"might as well keep the thread around since we playing this saturday"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know a more literal lore of Kaneto Juusei's songs?"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Man, I have not kept up with VK since the mid 2010's. How's the scene looking these days?"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"He got an F."}
+{"text":"Eaten by the yakuza"}
+{"text":"Can anyone tell me how this isn't sexual?! Why japanese kids love doing this shit others?"}
+{"text":"Ninjas did it. It was a kenpo technique."}
+{"text":"return to your general"}
+{"text":"This. OP never watched Naruto in her childhood"}
+{"text":"It ruined mine"}
+{"text":"I miss /jp/drawthreads What happened to them?"}
+{"text":"Ecelebs and Drama?? For a drawthread??"}
+{"text":"Yep, see last thread"}
+{"text":"Like old /jp/, it died."}
+{"text":"Do you have any requests?"}
+{"text":"They never drew my requests :("}
+{"text":"unfortunate body type"}
+{"text":"He'd be fine if he trained obliques/transverse movement hard and filled out to fridgemode, but with a strong back too."}
+{"text":"AI?"}
+{"text":"shizuha and minoriko aki are underappreciated. can't believe they live close to marisa and alice too. i love them"}
+{"text":"is that you anon. id play it if i werent currently playing mystia's izakaya"}
+{"text":"wtf it just might be... Why am I the only one playing it?"}
+{"text":"They’re so pretty"}
+{"text":"Yes it’s great"}
+{"text":"what did she see?"}
+{"text":"My small pp"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a link to the song made out of Akebono's voicelines that started with \"Kono Kuso teitoku, na nan dayo!?\""}
+{"text":"Does there exist any fanart of Zuikaku loading her Valentine's chocolates on her bombers before using them to attack the admiral because she's too tsundere to give them to him directly?"}
+{"text":"horee shet"}
+{"text":"post aesthetic shopping malls in japan"}
+{"text":"Post Touhous of an above-average size What Touhous do you think would have a higher BMI than normal Would you love a Touhou even if she was a fatty"}
+{"text":"Gonna kiss those cute feet and bum"}
+{"text":"I feel like Yuugi would be pretty hot with a bit of chub"}
+{"text":"Beer belly Yuugi"}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"Yukari has been neglecting this fox Needs calorie correction"}
+{"text":"What happened? The janny autosaged us?"}
+{"text":"Threads older than 14 days get autosaged now. Blame that one /jp/ spammer."}
+{"text":"what's a 2hu?"}
+{"text":"A miserable pile of silly headwear. But enough of these spam threads, have at you!"}
+{"text":"Post cool katanas and other Japanese swords that you've collected and/or have an interest in"}
+{"text":"hololive"}
+{"text":"Retarded chinks that's not the actual thread it's a throwaway thread the usual baker didn't even make the thread lmao also I was there in that thread"}
+{"text":"thank you for this image of pekora and mel's prison i was looking for this w"}
+{"text":"Yeah, we can see your posts begging for people to watch your EN indie whores Dumbfuck"}
+{"text":"You fucking wish I watch enwhores or other undesirables, lmao never chink now stop begging and posting offtopic shit here"}
+{"text":"Why are there EN indies on holotower.org?"}
+{"text":"Less dreamy when you realize the school is possibly closed or the only one open in a hundred kilometer radios with every other one closed. The population is an average age of 60-70 and declining fast. The town also most likely leaches taxes from other places to keep clean and working infrastructure, for almost nobody to use."}
+{"text":"Na, that place is looking pretty well off with most things in good repair and plenty of modern houses."}
+{"text":"She looks the angriest of anyone in the picture at least!"}
+{"text":"Natsumi is staring a paid blog on Note to cover the expenses of whatever project she is working on."}
+{"text":"Hettsu always has the best expressions lol, just look at her"}
+{"text":"Chika’s thighs are always nice to see"}
+{"text":"Satorin is loong XD"}
+{"text":"Heheh, you know what else is long? (≖⩊≖) The depression I've been experiencing for years"}
+{"text":"HOLY FUCK SATORIN HAS TWO THREADS!!"}
+{"text":"This is inhuman"}
+{"text":"You know what isn't long? Her arms"}
+{"text":"They're so short she can't even reach her own snatch. No wonder she's looking for a nice human man to satisfy her urges."}
+{"text":"Who NEET here? Mom keeps asking when I'm going to try and find a boyfriend and I'm running out of excuses"}
+{"text":"NEETbux are pitiful, I want my leg hair lasered off and want some new dresses already"}
+{"text":"Tell her you have boyfriends on the internet"}
+{"text":"Why do troons never want to be the cool women?"}
+{"text":"Your mom wants you to be gay or what."}
+{"text":"Impossibru. Fujoshis would never have children, they just like to watch."}
+{"text":"What's the best thing about Japan?"}
+{"text":"zooming into the pixels of bottom right's pantsu"}
+{"text":"Actually, believe it or not, Japanese girls rank Filipino men ABOVE Korean men despite Kpop being popular in Japan."}
+{"text":"when I was in ikebukuro this past september I was lining up at a mcdonalds and some drunk japanese guy randomly started shit talking me, accusing me of trying to take japanese girls and that I should go after my own women. I just wanted a mc chicken..."}
+{"text":"I wonder if he would have still gotten made if you told him that you didn't want their cheating ass women anyways."}
+{"text":"How much stock do you believe girls put into any one part of a man"}
+{"text":"I think she's the best blue-hu. Post this goddess."}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama..."}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama!"}
+{"text":"Something good!"}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama"}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama?"}
+{"text":"how the FUCK does ado not have a radio show/stream called adovice"}
+{"text":"What would you ask her?"}
+{"text":"結婚してください"}
+{"text":"Why did he steal her omelet?"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Undergoing Shirouification"}
+{"text":"for me, its 2016, she looks the most motherly and I bet she gives the best paizuris"}
+{"text":"What kind of meal would you cook for Ran? What kind of treat would you bake for her? Show her your skills in the kitchen!"}
+{"text":"What I like to do is to but chopped up chicken skin into a pan, render out the fat, and save it for cooking green beans as a side dish later. This also works well with chopped up mushrooms. Besides that I've cooked some good breads/pies in my time. I especially prefer pecan pie with a side of hard alcohol."}
+{"text":"I love cooking and Ran-shama is literally my wife, so I would absolutely love cooking for her. Most of what I cook is heavily Mediterranean (olive oil, coriander, butter, garlic, etc aside from pasta), so I'd be happy to have her taste my best dishes and to have her delight me with hers. Then learn how to cook each other's favorite dishes. Then have bed-breaking, child-making sex but that's besides the point"}
+{"text":"Disgraceful! When they accidentally released honse fumos with 4 ears they apologized and recalled them."}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything, so ill go with \"child\" or \"my child\". I've been playing Undertale again and Toriel is basically Ran. Funny too since Ran officially had a goat companion, Yuuma. Maybe her and Toriel are both friends who share recipes. She should be cooking for me. Purely because of the difference in skill and experience. Me cooking for her is like a toddler making a shitty sculpture for a master sculptor. What I'd cook? Best I can do is either good quality noodles with a bunch of stuff added (meat, veggies, spices) or maybe spaghetti made with wine. Best i ever made, that one time. Don't disrespect Ran fumo. Her human ears are as adorable as her fox ones."}
+{"text":"You know the drill, folks. What's she trying to say?"}
+{"text":"Japanese Christianity not real Japanese, just like \"japanese buddhism\""}
+{"text":"Like most things that aren't Japanese, the Japanese take it and make it theirs whether it be Zen Buddhism or Japanese Christianity.  Why do you think angels are so prominent in their works of fantasy?"}
+{"text":"not because of japanese christianity but westabooism"}
+{"text":"Have you seen a Japanese Pizza or a Japanese \"American Hamburger\"?  They generally take what they like, if anything, and just adapt it to their culture, it's what they are good at."}
+{"text":"Nice clip"}
+{"text":"Looks like Temako found the clip"}
+{"text":"I know 20 isn’t there but just say who it is on the thread"}
+{"text":"Forbidden Wonders Anon..."}
+{"text":"Shit. Not bothering fixin that."}
+{"text":"who the FUCK likes Nemuno?"}
+{"text":"ME!"}
+{"text":"Something like this"}
+{"text":"Yorumin thread"}
+{"text":"ARS IS FAT"}
+{"text":"You can tell she's thinking about dicks"}
+{"text":"Yorumin is only thinking about games"}
+{"text":"yorumin min min"}
+{"text":"A most dangerous predator A single little nip and her venom will leave you helpless and at her mercy"}
+{"text":"Yes, after the humans she kills! May the gods know why she let some escape"}
+{"text":"Oh! What is it?"}
+{"text":"!"}
+{"text":"who better to put a ring on than the deadly infectious disease spider?"}
+{"text":"who better to put a ring on than the deadly infectious disease spider? Nobody. Spiders are a massive ally of humanity for controlling the pest population and are some of the most gentle creatures around. You could pick up a wolf spider, pet it, and the thing still probably wouldn't bite you. Meanwhile infectious diseases, while seemingly a blight, helped us to gain insight that are helping us to unlock the secrets of life itself and may even cure cancer! And on top of all that, they're proficient in construction and creating beautiful webs? As a human, I have nothing but love for this kind of creature. Probably in my top five animals."}
+{"text":"Sakura Aoi, Fuuka Rin, Tsukiguma Nowa, and Yumeno Neru thread. AHOGE LOVE, VTUBERCULOSIS HATE, I MISS RIN Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I continue to miss Rin"}
+{"text":"I'm like 7 eps into this. Surprisingly kino"}
+{"text":"i read this shit \"in its time\", along with the fics it's supposed to be \"refuting\", and it was bad then, too"}
+{"text":"Must admit, been really enjoying this conversation. Especially compared to the usual fare on /jp/. With that said though, this thread is probably going to die soon. So,  I honestly wouldn't mind continuing it."}
+{"text":"her ability is to purify things and the Lunarians like cleansing things of kegare but simplified No clue about the jojoref but I still have to sort what those two things exactly are, since kegare seems to be change. GoM or GoU True, in those cases it's easier, but seeing fan interpreting something depending on name and little else is also fun. But yeah, some comments on spellcards really make them less firework-like and more supernatural beings doing wild stuff. Which is easier for everything that isn't a bullet hell game. actually would Mugen be better translated as daydream and Yume as night dream? Well, I'm pretty bad with Japanese... But Mugen could be \"dreamy illusion\" if where trying quite literally. Seems to be related with ephemeral stuff and illusions harder to distinguish from reality... Fantasy, Phantasmagoria, Reverie are other words that appear... A page defining the term listed Alice in Wonderland and Spirited Away as media having \"Mugen\" as a theme... And yume translates pretty well into dream, having also the meaning of \"having a dream\" (like Giorno likes to say) And just in case: the Gen kanji(幻) of Gengetsu is the same as the one in Gensokyo I will say though this is huge news to me that the SoEW stage 3 is infact the Getsu twins' world and it having the translation of World of Empty Dreams actually I think that's a final piece to a new schizo puzzle I'm cooking up right now Well, glad I could help, but since it's not explicitly stated you'll some find people opposing this idea. I also didn't really think of the ship in UFO going through Genmukai but it fits quite well. It's always nice to see people joining the disjointed Touhou canon bits. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, trully unique, when ZUN goes deeper into characters... I guess we might have already talked in an Eiki thread some time ago. But yeah I doubt we'll get to another game like that, maybe in 40 years if ZUN's still around, or maybe we'll be lucky and he explores a similar concept sooner. It's probably that. Even the author feels like an unreliable narrator. Yeah, non-porn stuff seems to be getting as close to self-indulgence as they can while not getting into porn to have a bigger mainstream reach. I guess the mechanism of addiction machines have been perfected over time. \"the game is only as degenerate as you are\" Yeah, sounds like a dangerous rabbit hole to hop in... Yeah, arguing with people in the context of eraTW is probably a fools errant since they probably developed their own subculture and their own shared accepted undeniable headcanons for them. If worse comes to worst and all the niche nice fellows and big-league doujin lads die out or commission money dries up Hopefully it doesn't reach that point. Yuukafags don't strike me as ones dying out soon... They seem pretty determined usually. There's a council in my head that argues over every problem from every position. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you had to pick a friendly mascot for Gensokyo, would it be Flandre?"}
+{"text":"Sure. Fuck it. Why not?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"would it be Flandre? No, it would probably be like, Aunn or something"}
+{"text":"every answer other than reimu is wrong"}
+{"text":"Reimu is grumpy"}
+{"text":"Anyone else reading some light novels rn? Currently on pic related and it's dumb but fun as fuck. Please give recs for similar LNs if you have any."}
+{"text":"The author tends to alternate between the main series and spinoff. Looks like he's been working on the spinoff recently."}
+{"text":"Anyone read スペースオーク 蛮族の戦士は夜明けの天を翔け女王を狙う? Any good? I like the illustrator."}
+{"text":"Can you even rip Kindle Ebooks and DRM strip anymore? I tried it a few months back and none of the methods worked."}
+{"text":"Galactic Empire (the webnovel version, up to volume 260)"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the final volume to KimiZero? The downloads I found don't have it, and the Chinese haven't translated it either."}
+{"text":"chinky eyed Yossie >>>"}
+{"text":"Makino Maria standing tall"}
+{"text":"So imponent"}
+{"text":"takahashi no obaa-san"}
+{"text":"Makino Maria down the path"}
+{"text":"Maria Makino's exposed calf"}
+{"text":"Good for her getting to officially collab with them. It’s been a goal for her since year 1."}
+{"text":"Anyone?"}
+{"text":"エロい and スケベ are not on the same level as bitch or slut that would be like if someone called her 下品 or 痴女"}
+{"text":"Have Lamy or Marine bantered with her in that regard? Who's her biggest friend atm?"}
+{"text":"no, calling someone lewd is one thing, calling someone a slut is crossing the line"}
+{"text":"Have you realized that while (actually) playing all of the games, reading the print works, and whatever you do. Don't you just feel like the old era of this franchise was better? HRtP up to EoSD, to be exact. And yes, that includes the most meme'd game ever."}
+{"text":"More spam"}
+{"text":"what's actually happening on this board? all these junk/duplicated threads. bots? genuine schizos? this place is a fucking wasteland."}
+{"text":"Vtumors killing threads in order to snipe the OP image of their general"}
+{"text":"Time marches on and there will come a day when someone thinks back just as fondly on the current era too."}
+{"text":"if only there was a board meant for vtubers where they'd be free to dedicate an entire thread to their favorite e-girl..."}
+{"text":"You'll be making many donations to her shrine this year, right Anon?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"donating this reimu to the shrine"}
+{"text":"i love this sexy stuck up lazy shrine maiden like you wouldn't believe dawg"}
+{"text":"I will donate my firstborn to the Hakurei bloodline"}
+{"text":"But let's keep going and see what happens prev: Just play something, I'm creatively bankrupt."}
+{"text":"50588614 The amount of money and time needed to do something like unlock every sdvx song is absurd. Why even frequent arcades at that point? Because it's there, man."}
+{"text":"I just paid 200 bucks for an FP7 IIDX con I have only used it twice since August cause I am retarded do you guys have templates to custom the buttons and stuff like that Suisei con I saw on mercari?"}
+{"text":"Play Qwilight and download UE pack"}
+{"text":"China thread"}
+{"text":"This is just a regular thread to a guy like me. Just a glimpse at how Chinese I've become..."}
+{"text":"how does she smell?"}
+{"text":"Looks korean for me"}
+{"text":"Every cow needs a bull, anon. So... are (You) ready to become her one and only bull and give her lots and lots of calves? inb4 cuck shit This is not a cuck post."}
+{"text":"She's a little too small for my tastes."}
+{"text":"How is MGC doing these days, or was it tossed?"}
+{"text":"Mayor Babayaga abandoned the city, and now the city is derelict. Just another reason why shoggs are better than kikis"}
+{"text":"She's here to help you!"}
+{"text":"I dont usually browse here but I didnt think it would hurt to ask. Im trying to learn Japanese and so far Im almost done learning Hiragana. The resource Im using is telling me that after I learn Hiragana to start learning Kanji because that will make me more competent at Japanese in general and not really to bother with Katakana. Does this seem correct to anyone? I was thinking once I finished Hiragana to buy a Japanese childrens book or manga and see if Ive synthesized the information. Any suggestions or corrections? Pic not entirely related."}
+{"text":"The quality of threads and discussion on /jp/ is very important lol, lmao"}
+{"text":"Read more children's mangas"}
+{"text":"Important note, don't try to memorise individual kanji, or worse radicals, learn words"}
+{"text":"草"}
+{"text":"What about 南? You telling me he never going to need to know the まなみ prinunciation?"}
+{"text":"I’m trying to remember a song that was very popular in the 00s; a bit of a meme song. It was EDM/hip hop with a shouty chorus. The video was animated in that Gainax style and featured Gyaruo looking Vegeta dudes, I think they song was a parody of gyaru culture. It’s driving me crazy"}
+{"text":"Not OP but I put in his description and it thought it was either Yaranaika or Caramelldansen."}
+{"text":"That's sweet, we should kiss!"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this?"}
+{"text":"my sides"}
+{"text":"I was promised gyaru gf 15 years ago"}
+{"text":"This thread is for the discussion of Nogizaka46, Hinatazaka46, Sakurazaka46, BokuAo, Yoshimotozaka46 (on hiatus), and topics relating to them and their members. News (01/20) Matsuda Rina's 1st Photobook (01/23-5,29-1) Yangihori Karen stars in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Musical @ COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA TT Hall (01/24) FUKUOKA MUSIC FES. 2026 (Sakurazaka46) (01/25) LAWSON 50th Anniversary presents Special LIVE Hinatazaka46 / Sakurazaka46 (01/28) Hinatazaka46 16th Single \"Cliffhanger\", Ono Manami Center (01/29) Konoka Matsuda graduation concert @ TOYOTA ARENA TOKYO (01/30) SAKURAZAKA46 SPORTS FESTIVAL supported by AEON CARD (01/2026) Inoue Nagi stars in TV Taiga drama, \"Toyotomi Kyoudai\" (01/2026) Okamoto Hina cast member in Stage play, \"Birth of Kitaro: The Mystery of GeGeGe\" (02/03) Umezawa Minami 2nd Photobook (02/17-18) Hinata Hiragana 16th Single Live @ TOYOTA ARENA TOKYO (02/27) Kanazawa Ami 1st Photobook Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Shaddap, bokuao menhera"}
+{"text":"Just busted the fattest nut to a girl's waki this place caused me irreversible damage"}
+{"text":"I have evolved and now only fap to idol feet"}
+{"text":"To which pic?"}
+{"text":"it was a vid on redgifs"}
+{"text":"The Satorin"}
+{"text":"At Chirei was such a cute doujin, I'm going to read it again"}
+{"text":"Link onegaishimasu"}
+{"text":"Arigathanks"}
+{"text":"Legendary game."}
+{"text":"tourists are bad fags when real otaku show up"}
+{"text":"It's a big deal"}
+{"text":"I trust otaku to do the right thing."}
+{"text":"I kneel to their autism"}
+{"text":"makima's va is doing her part to slow japan's population decline where can i buy some makima merch?"}
+{"text":"at any of your local mall's stores with overpriced shit for zoomers"}
+{"text":"Nogizaka46 - Info & Discussion Thread (01/2026) Okamoto Hina cast member in Stage play, \"Birth of Kitaro: The Mystery of GeGeGe\" (01/14) 5th Album (My respect) (01/17-18) Nogizaka Start Tanjou Six Live! at Ariake Arena (01/2026) Inoue Nagi staring in TV Taiga drama, \"Toyotomi Kyoudai\" (02/2026) Kubo Shiori cast member in Movie, \"Hodonaku, Owakare desu\" (02/20-21) Coupling Collection 2022-2025 at Ariake Arena (02/22-23) 5th Album Memorial Live at Ariake Arena (02-03/2026) Okuda Iroha cast member in Musical, \"Lady Bess\" (02/03/2026) Umezawa Minami 2nd Photobook release (04/2026) CENTRAL MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL 2026 Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"he has been promoted in sony"}
+{"text":"omedetou whos in charge of us now?"}
+{"text":"ohh that guy at least he's an OG and not some random suit hoping for the best"}
+{"text":"Let's get a koakuma thread going. Most underrated sdm member"}
+{"text":"TOMES Anon, not toes"}
+{"text":"breathe in"}
+{"text":"Why is she holding a guitar pick in her mouth?"}
+{"text":"lmao wonder why the last one got deleted"}
+{"text":"lost to Yumemi"}
+{"text":"Usually asymmetrical designs drive me crazy, but Elis's cuteness overrides that for me, so the star on one cheek doesn't bother me as much. Plus the giant bat-like wings are sick as fuck."}
+{"text":"Neat, I didn't know Death the Kid posted on /jp/"}
+{"text":"Story of my life."}
+{"text":"At least there's nobody better to be second-best to, right?"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about this fucking rabbit"}
+{"text":"Is it true all you need to do is ask her?"}
+{"text":"Is it true you can just push her down and she won't fight back"}
+{"text":"Me when I'm waiting more than 5 minutes for my check up"}
+{"text":"She was my sexual awakening"}
+{"text":"Village shota-kun..."}
+{"text":"touhou reimagined"}
+{"text":"You're literally copying an existing post ITT At least do like yutube bots and add porn to your post"}
+{"text":"Did everyone forget this redesign?"}
+{"text":"This /jp/ classic is wasted in this ragebait thread."}
+{"text":"I wonder what this fella is up to now, I remember looking him up again a few months ago and he pretty much disappeared since 2021"}
+{"text":"2021 His last tweet was in 2023, not 2021 but nothing after. So probably dead or in prison."}
+{"text":"Post the feet of your favorite 2hu girl"}
+{"text":"mods hate feet"}
+{"text":"Well for once he isn't a faggot."}
+{"text":"OH COME ON MOMIJI I JUST CLEANED THE FLOOR WHY DO YOU GO AND DO THIS?!!!"}
+{"text":"she mark her territory"}
+{"text":"New Awoo thread for our Awoos! 2025 sucked, so let's hope 2026 is better."}
+{"text":"Godspeed for finding these anon."}
+{"text":"they will autosage it suck my dick mods"}
+{"text":"Based.  Long live the awoo!"}
+{"text":"What does /jp/ think of Ichirin?"}
+{"text":"A kind hearted cutie, a pity that the Myouren temple is filled to the brim with cutthroats, and that her charm was drastically overshadowed because of being paired with none other but goddamn Futo of all 2hus in TH 15.5"}
+{"text":"A really cute hitbox!"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"すくく"}
+{"text":"Where there's Sukus there are other plush"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, two cakes!"}
+{"text":"In the face of unfairness and adversity, be like the amanojaku: stick out your tongue, raise your middle finger, and scream \"FUCK YOU!\""}
+{"text":"look at this nefarious creature what dastardly schemes lie behind those sinister eyes?"}
+{"text":"Probably trolling on some boards. Anyways Anons what boards do you think Seija would frequent?"}
+{"text":"she's actually silly and nice"}
+{"text":"10/10 Would overthrow the sages and the shrine maiden alongside her."}
+{"text":"My revolutionary wife can't be this cute!"}
+{"text":"What's the best type of Touhou game plot? an immediate threat is noticed before the game even starts that the protagonists are going to put down nothing big is going on, but a weird feeling sends the protagonists to investigate it something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it protagonists just wander in for the sake of it, and find out something bigger is going on protagonists wander in for the sake of it, think something big might be going on, but actually nothing is happening"}
+{"text":"What's the best type of Touhou game plot? Not sure."}
+{"text":"danmakus don't need any lore"}
+{"text":"I like SA the best Okuu threatening the destruction of all of Gensokyo is peak Unknown, outside threats are cool I really like PoDD too. An outside, technological spaceship invades Gensokyo and makes everyone have a battle royal. Also Yumemi just straight threatens to kill Reimu/whoever you are playing as. I like when there feels like a sense of actual danger/urgency. Mixed with the typical silly Touhou sarcasm and shenanigans. The \"religion wars\" are the worst, IMHO So MoF and TD suck"}
+{"text":"something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it This one. There's a reason why IN is the best game."}
+{"text":"an immediate threat is noticed before the game even starts that the protagonists are going to put down SWR especially Yuyuko's story, LoLK nothing big is going on, but a weird feeling sends the protagonists to investigate it MoF, SA, UM something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it Most PC-98 (HRtP, SoEW, LLS, MS) all Windows 1st gen (EoSD, IaMP, PCB, IN, PoFV), SWR everybody else, DDC, ULiL, AoCF, HSiFS, FW protagonists just wander in for the sake of it, and find out something bigger is going on PoDD, UFO, TD, HM, WBaWC (see below), Gouyoku Ibun protagonists wander in for the sake of it, think something big might be going on, but actually nothing is happening Soku, WBaWC (here in the sense that the protagonists instigated the incident themselves otherwise everything was stable) I think the specific phrasing of the first type makes it very hard to pinpoint, like \"Clear and present danger\". I wanted to put SA there like the anon below said, but from the protagonists' perspective nothing is happening. However in the prologue Patchy and Yukari are the only ones who noticed a threat, and \"technically\" they aren't protagonists. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I listened to a lot of musical phenomenons but for some reason the one that I feel it has the weirdest energy still remains Touhou. It feels strangely magnetic to me, despite not even being in my favorites."}
+{"text":"slide thread featuring thumbnail pulled from archive"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year /jp/! The anon that previously did the survey for the past few years is unable to continue so I tried my best to continue this short tradition. I took more time than expected to compile the results so I will be dumping them in this thread. For anyone new: This is a yearly survey based on the Popularity Poll. This year's survey is currently finished, but look out for next years! maybe Feel free to discuss about the results, how you wish to complete your Touhou New Years Resolution, or just celebrate the New Year with our fellow /jp/ frens"}
+{"text":"You can do both Also I haven't been to Reitaisai but I hear it's mainly just vendors and lines so I'm not sure if it's fair to say it's outright preferable"}
+{"text":"You can also play the 98hu games on actual PC98 machine."}
+{"text":"IMO events are best when there's a healthy mix of grassroots participation and pre-programmed stuff to do. What they have matters to an extent, but there's a reason people are more kindly receptive to MAGFest than Anime Expo."}
+{"text":"there are several anons saying they don't want any AI in the next game"}
+{"text":"Doujin collab How should it work? 4koma around a central theme? Panel-by-panel?"}
+{"text":"Murasa but much, much cuter"}
+{"text":"MUK has too many weird fetishes but there are several people who do similar art to Murata and they probably all know each other"}
+{"text":"this one isn't a dupe, it used a reply as the op comment."}
+{"text":"Does such a distinction matter? It's a copy+paste thread made to churn the catalog either way. I doubt OP actually cares about the thread."}
+{"text":"More spam"}
+{"text":"I doubt OP actually cares about the thread. Then just make and bump your own threads and push it down. That's how 4chan works. What's the point of pointing out it's a dupe thread? To give the absent OP attention? To give him more posts to bot spam when he makes the thread again? You think someone will read your post and care, what?"}
+{"text":"I see nothing wrong with letting people know a thread was not made in good faith. If people genuinely still want the thread, they'll disregard the post and carry on. See the Koakuma thread."}
+{"text":"Which game has the most realistic depiction of danmaku?"}
+{"text":"In 3D ? Probably Armored Core 6."}
+{"text":"realistic danmaku ???"}
+{"text":"space invaders"}
+{"text":"Yes?"}
+{"text":"you die in space invaders though. danmaku is explicitly meant to be nonlethal, but you also die in touhou. ZUN?"}
+{"text":"Do you guys like Japanese tea? I once got gifted some sencha and it was one of the best things I've ever drank, but when I've bought it locally it never even comes close."}
+{"text":"I'll have a Double Triple Darjeeling deluxe on a raft. 2nd flush. Brewed. Strong. No ice."}
+{"text":"Duplicate thread btw."}
+{"text":"Seen the same OP and pic a few months back, at the oldest."}
+{"text":"Why do you like touhou project?"}
+{"text":"removing touhou's hat You wouldn't do something so cruel, would you?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes (not all the time) bullyin a 'hu can be fun."}
+{"text":"Reed to the balls."}
+{"text":"The characters make my pee pee hard"}
+{"text":"I love older woman peepee"}
+{"text":"la matsumoto* version"}
+{"text":"kitty sara milk"}
+{"text":"lala"}
+{"text":"Gorilla!!!!"}
+{"text":"Hello there again"}
+{"text":"Vtumor is spamming the catalog again with dupe threads"}
+{"text":"Is Miku tolerated here?"}
+{"text":"I want her to worship my balls"}
+{"text":"Miku is infinitely better than any vtumor thread so yes."}
+{"text":"This is your idol?"}
+{"text":"Miku is better than vtumors, 2D > 3D"}
+{"text":"The Official Touhou Holo, Houshou Marine"}
+{"text":"2hu?"}
+{"text":"Ahoy!"}
+{"text":"Ahoy!"}
+{"text":"Is she horny?"}
+{"text":"Here is Ozoi. another Nijiura maid and one of the more popular ones along Yakui. Her name means terror, she is in general a creepy shapeshifter, though she isn't necessarily hostile, may be human (?)"}
+{"text":"I came back from work, I don't even greet Ozoi-san whose presence feels like a carnivorous animal aiming for it's prey, I rowdly sit down in front of the tea table. I couldn't calm down my annoyance so with the hand movements I'm so used to I lit up a cigarette. There is a defined rule for those addicted to narcotics. When our emotional state become unsettled as if it was a line graph forming the shape of Tsurugi Mountain we start strongly desiring smokes as harmful as ones that come up from a bombed field. When I sucked in a lungful of the toxic smoke, a withered arm went by in front of my eyes. Ozoi-san snatched the cigarette from my hands and gripped it putting it off. With her bare hands. \"........\" She didn't flinch even a little a bit. When opening her hand the crumpled cigarette fell on the ground. Poor Seven Stars. She turned to me who was still dumbfounded. In a rare act for her, she had a serious expression and lightly scolded me. \"You can't smoke. Ultra bad\" \"Uh, uh-hu, sorry\" Because of Ozoi-san's actions that makes it feel like she has no nerves going through her hands, I managed to calm down a little bit. Until before, she never found any faults to my lifestyle no matter how unhealthy it was but, after officially becoming my maid, she started caring for my health. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Monsters of the rivers, monsters of the mountains, where do evil spirits tend to gather I wonder. According to old books, in bathrooms, in baths, in the woods and in graveyards. It doesn't seem to be uniform. Each one of them seemed to have their own place they like to appear on. However, in modern society it can be said things are changing. I stare at the television that's turned off, I'm having a fun conversation with the girl reflected in it. To a bystander I am doing something that would get me sent to a mental hospital. Behind me there is nobody. The girl exists solely within the surface of the television. When I went to watch a movie on a whim a while ago, I was taken aback by the special appearance of the girl on the screen. When I was washing my head on the bath I thought my heart would stop when I saw her upside down reflection. Whenever something like that happens I start considerably doubting she's human. Do things that can reflect other things excel in reflecting spirits I wonder. A few days later. After returning from work, when casually taking a look at the bathroom mirror, she was being reflected there. I turned back but the girl who was supposed to be there wasn't there. It's the same as always. Usually she's reflected rather small, is it the relation between the reflection of the real image and the virtual image? Sometimes she's also reflected upside down. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It seems there was someone else in it besides me"}
+{"text":"A thread for touhou ass"}
+{"text":"Also i forgot to say but scat fags and fart fags get the fuck out of the thread you disgusting cunts"}
+{"text":"There was literally no need to try and summon them like that, tsundere Anon"}
+{"text":"asshu"}
+{"text":"she's just like me...except for the umbrella part"}
+{"text":"thats why she deserves everything good in truesokyo"}
+{"text":"Big boob Kogasa is cursed."}
+{"text":"fuck, i want to kiss kogasa on the cheek"}
+{"text":"maybe if she had big boobs anon won't abandon her and will keep her around forever"}
+{"text":"Do you like Hina jp"}
+{"text":"Infinitely better than vtumor threads."}
+{"text":"I love her!"}
+{"text":"She should be friends with Shion"}
+{"text":"yeah shes pretty"}
+{"text":"Post the 2hus in cute maid outfits"}
+{"text":"Its time to have Koishi thread!"}
+{"text":"scary....."}
+{"text":"Pretty"}
+{"text":"How Horrifying."}
+{"text":"Her sister is better"}
+{"text":"I like this artist"}
+{"text":"Name of the artist?"}
+{"text":"Not \"Retry\" level polished Also lack of lust inducing or violence for cattle appeal"}
+{"text":"More like the song you find a year or two back in an artists channel after they make a hit"}
+{"text":"Banger"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on the stage 3 bosses of touhou?"}
+{"text":"Go on bro, tell us your thoughts."}
+{"text":"I want to fuck Kogasa!"}
+{"text":"I want to save Kogasa"}
+{"text":"kogasa feet"}
+{"text":"They suck"}
+{"text":"Tenshi is a good girl"}
+{"text":"unheeeeeeeee"}
+{"text":"Don't abuse tenshi"}
+{"text":"Tenshi is a good girl I AGREE"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Are VNs still popular in Japan?"}
+{"text":"Both Hira Hira and black sheep town is dog shit, try musicus it's decent at least"}
+{"text":"Anyone else try Nitroplus yaoi VNs? I've been reading DRAMAtical Murder and it just reminds me of Steins;Gate"}
+{"text":"Not that I can think of."}
+{"text":"Slow Damage is the best one"}
+{"text":"he doesn't know"}
+{"text":"Stop lusting after evil Youkai! A real man knows that what's best in life is coming home to a loving human wife!"}
+{"text":"That much is true..."}
+{"text":"There's also beautiful human woman outside the village!"}
+{"text":"That's Tokiko"}
+{"text":"People here are nuts, that's clearly the girl who works at the bookshop. Human woman wearing roses emits massive female appeal!"}
+{"text":"True that"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have recommendations(books, videos, websites) on the subject of Japanese Religions and their history? I'm doing some Touhou writing and I'd like to better understand some of the subjects ZUN pulled from. I plan on reading some of the principle material, like the Buddhist canons, but I've done enough Bible study to know that interpretation without the proper context can lead to mis-interpretations, so I want to find material to accompany the source. Also, any schizoid material on the proper use of magic that isn't easily found would be great as well."}
+{"text":"Touhou is already a religion"}
+{"text":"Okina canonically having a complex about her hair unironically makes her the more interesting Yukari-type character already. Makes her more humane compared to Yukari who's just a boring perfect mary sue."}
+{"text":"They're in the other thread lol"}
+{"text":"/jp/edos don't even try to learn about the series they goon to I guess"}
+{"text":"Danbooru has a tag called 'okina's_natural_hair_color' now."}
+{"text":"She's a goddess or something can't she undye it back ?"}
+{"text":"I'm just worried this will start her villain decay."}
+{"text":"You should never accept a meal from a youkai."}
+{"text":"There is an easy solution to that."}
+{"text":"What if that youkai was cute"}
+{"text":"I've always wanted to sample the ultimate taboo meal"}
+{"text":"A meal from the Hakurei shrine maiden would be heavenly compared to anything made by youkai. Mystia's such a good cook, human villagers risk their lives jus to have a chance to taste it at their stand"}
+{"text":"What if I want to be eaten?"}
+{"text":"Chen ate hamburgah"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"From the catalog I thought this would be a Chen thread, but it's actually a hamburger thread! Either way, very cute!"}
+{"text":"SAGGY"}
+{"text":"It surely is!"}
+{"text":"I have no fucking clue what's going on in /jp/ right now but Yuuka will save it"}
+{"text":"So very slow now, so very peaceful. I am under strict obligation to defy the sentiment which you are expressing through that image for as long as I am able to."}
+{"text":"Yuuka needs to play another game (genocide) except instead of humans or Makai residents, it's vtumors and jannies."}
+{"text":"Yuka is my religion"}
+{"text":"some good ocha"}
+{"text":"It is SICKENING we are not blood related and feed each other mouth to mouth every night"}
+{"text":"She has no family to incest with."}
+{"text":"She's one of the very few characters with named family members, though."}
+{"text":"If Youmu had a younger brother, do you think he would be in danger?"}
+{"text":"Oughhhh"}
+{"text":"Sis is flabbergasted."}
+{"text":"where is the mcdonald's add pin don't you realzie this only will happen twice in life"}
+{"text":"peak tranime consumerist culture"}
+{"text":"And this is bad because...?"}
+{"text":"\"Consumerist culture is a societal phenomenon where acquiring goods and services becomes central to identity, status, and happiness, moving beyond basic needs thru constant desire fueled by advertising, linking self-worth to possessions, and creating a cycle of consumption, often leading to materialism, overconsumption, and a focus on temporary fulfillment over lasting value. This culture emphasizes transience, individualism, and external validation thru brands and trends, driven by global capitalism's need for continuous growth.\" Holy shit... Otaku Culture is a fucking joke"}
+{"text":"Don't repost this picture, dude!"}
+{"text":"focus on temporary fulfillment over lasting value"}
+{"text":"paruru had enough of your bullshit"}
+{"text":"4 days left"}
+{"text":"2 here"}
+{"text":"Tripfag on /soc/ who would suicidebait"}
+{"text":"Less than a day now..."}
+{"text":"Doing God's work."}
+{"text":"Are they trustworthy?"}
+{"text":"Huff the fluff"}
+{"text":"I think you should kill yourself, Aya"}
+{"text":"This outfit is obscene."}
+{"text":"Those lazy wolves get several months off of work while hard working, diligent crow tengu have to work a 9 to 5 for their whole lives. It's no wonder one population is booming while the other is stagnating."}
+{"text":"What are /jp/'s genuine opinion on the official manga's post-SSiB?"}
+{"text":"Humans aren't supposed to go to youkai mountain That's not a rule by the Youkai sages though. It's just... something the Tengu do. If anything it mostly seems to be motivated by a desire to keep humans from running across actually dangerous Youkai. They clearly don't care much about keeping humans away from their city considering they dragged off those monks."}
+{"text":"Didn't the monk thing happen before the rules were emplaced?"}
+{"text":"Honestly not sure. Technically the rules don't forbid actual abduction, at least as written."}
+{"text":"But they're at least entertaining and some can be genuinely good"}
+{"text":"Apparently, Reimu didn't came out with the idea, she just implemented it after Remilia was stopped. It's implied that Yukari (who else could have been?) made the spell card rules, and gave it to Reimu when the vampire fiasco happened"}
+{"text":"Please post protected /jp/ heritage in this thread"}
+{"text":"Epic fail."}
+{"text":"FUCK"}
+{"text":"YA BLEW IT"}
+{"text":"That's a australian parakeet, not a japanese bird"}
+{"text":"Otaku rooms. is your room Otaku? should i do mine? cool or cringe?"}
+{"text":"Cringe"}
+{"text":"I don't have much space for things like merch with the single bookshelf I have in my room, so all I really have is an extremely crowded bookshelf with the small bits of merch I do have sharing space with the books on the topmost shelf."}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"i have like 15 water bottles on my bed and the sheet over my mattress falls off my bed every night."}
+{"text":"Has /jp/ walked the famous Shibuya crossing?"}
+{"text":"no i avoided it on my multiple outings to tokyo i don't see the point its just a busy zebra crossing"}
+{"text":"I, for one, think it would be pretty cool to see Japanese zebras crossing the road."}
+{"text":"One of the first things my family and I did when we arrived in Tokyo in 2023 (we were waiting for our lodgings to be ready for us). And it was raining hard that day."}
+{"text":"went 2 years ago since the place is always crowded, but it was interesting to see that there was now a literal line"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Fat cat tats"}
+{"text":"idolsharts ghosbumping threads so their generals are archived faster"}
+{"text":"Big cat"}
+{"text":"of course"}
+{"text":"Big cat"}
+{"text":"Ultra high quality Touhou art thread."}
+{"text":"these are official art"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"you're replying to the necrobumper"}
+{"text":"What's the Spanish side of the Touhou fandom like?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion is"}
+{"text":"NTA but I wouldn't really want to meet another touhou fan from my own country, for some reason it feels taboo, maybe because I grew up with the franchise from foreign sources."}
+{"text":"Is it any good?"}
+{"text":"met up at SOFA and later we had our own Touhou event in Bogota and in December some of the cosplayers went together to a rave also in Bogota"}
+{"text":"This is about anikura (アニクラ) which is a portmanteau of the loan words anison (アニソン) and club (クラブ). Interestingly enough, anison itself is a portmanteau of anime (アニメ) and song (ソング) which refers to musical tracks used in various anime series and is often misspelled by adding a \"g\" at the end since bawka gaijins can't into nippongo properly. Regardless, anikura refers to the use of \"anison\" related music in a \"club setting\" hence the genre's name. Still confused? Lurk moar. One of the more notable anikura is Akihabara MOGRA (MOGRA for short) which has been associated with this imageboard for well over a decade. However, just limiting yourself to one venue would be a disservice since there are other livehouses and even devoted anison groups who help contribute to anikura all over Japan and the world! For those who wish to explore the anikura scene in Japan, otaku-bar.com would be a great place to start your journey. Although the primary source of anikura comes from venues in Japan, there are also shows and events held online. As previously mentioned: MOGRA is the most well known anikura which also streams a lot of their events online via Twitch. However, there are also individuals associated with MOGRA who stream online and one of them is the President of MOGRA: D-YAMA, who goes by the channel name of 'choroyama' on Twitch. MOGRA can be used as the base on discovering other venues and even DJs who also stream online. Since online streaming is the play, there are international anikura which primarily stream online and also hold physical events when available. One of the anikura group that can trace their origin to this very imageboard would be Anison Hijack which has been streaming consistently every two weeks on the Twitch platform. Obviously, there are many international anikura online and hopefully you can check them out! The following is a sample list of various anikura that stream online via Twitch. JP clubs: mogra tsukiyume_jp (Tsukiakari Yumeterasu [Moonlit Dreams] in Kawasaki) akibaraizeen (Anison DJ Bar Raizeen) a_alchemi (Akihabara Alchemist) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i limited your ability to bump muhahaha"}
+{"text":"Tends to go down, can't ghost then, just saying."}
+{"text":"ghostposting is more of a hassle imo"}
+{"text":"I guess we will keep on making new threads every couple of weeks."}
+{"text":"Devil's right-hand Tachibana Hinano"}
+{"text":"N A N O"}
+{"text":"I like her gahaha, give me joy most of the times"}
+{"text":"Goodnight sweet princess"}
+{"text":"JAV pures"}
+{"text":"JAV You wish"}
+{"text":"Quality thread"}
+{"text":"I remember a doujin panel based on the scene where Kurisu gives Okabe dating instructions for Luka He was looking at the dating instructions while plowing Kurisu Does anyone know that image? I cannot find it anymore Also Steins gate thread I guess"}
+{"text":"my best friend wearing a chibi mascot costume of my girlfriend would be a very confusing boner"}
+{"text":"I am watching sg 0 rn Does Okabe snap out of being a PTSD cuck and actually do somethingat some point?"}
+{"text":"What does congroo mean anyway"}
+{"text":"I read a fanfic that was like that."}
+{"text":"Is she really the laziest touhou?"}
+{"text":"Reimu is perfect wife material regardless of her laziness."}
+{"text":"Alice wons her"}
+{"text":"I could have saved her..."}
+{"text":"what'd she do?"}
+{"text":"Still can"}
+{"text":"talk to me about touhou 8 imperishable night"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"i got in bed"}
+{"text":"do you have even a single friend sissy?"}
+{"text":"Mokou is the only extra stage boss I can manage in the games Also I her theme song is badass"}
+{"text":"isnt it so cool how she just does that"}
+{"text":"How common and accepted is cheating on your significant other in Japan? Do men really get NTR'd there like in my doujins? I keep hearing stories about wife's keeping Taros allowance and fucking other men in the side while he's at work, shit like that"}
+{"text":"it is part of Japanese culture that the men go to see escorts, it is not normal for girls to cheat on their boyfriends though"}
+{"text":"At some point westerners are going to have to cope with the knowledge that their views on what marriage means is not the world's view on what marriage means."}
+{"text":"for what it's worth I've seen two separate posts in the past 2 years on here with someone saying they know a japanese relationship thats something like in the image I can't find the second post. Well maybe I could if I searched harder"}
+{"text":"I can certainly understand why there is so much romance oriented content aimed at men in Japan. All they can do is dream and fantasize about the love that their women won't give them."}
+{"text":"japanese love ntr"}
+{"text":"Ohio /jp/. So like… due to EXTREME winter debuff and my landlady being very “heating is a myth actually” energy, I ended up panic-buyinaru a kotatsu. Gomenasorry. Any way to get kamige energy from this apparatus instead of having to deal with one expensive kusoge? I already have a bag of clementines at the ready, and a comforter at the ready."}
+{"text":"You don't need a kotatsu if you have a wife and bedsheets."}
+{"text":"just get a big crockpot + 4 bottles mad dog 20 20 and 4 bottles cisco orange get 2 long straws and get a drinking buddy. you both suck that booze down in one go until someone either gives up pukes whoever loses gets the shit beat out of them good luck"}
+{"text":"you both suck that booze down in one go until someone either gives up pukes whoever loses gets the shit beat out of them good luck Best advise ever"}
+{"text":"What do you think of the various buildings portrayed in Gensokyo? Do you have one you'd think be comfy to live in?"}
+{"text":"Never really sat well with me how small it is in the floatans, feels like it should be twice as wide"}
+{"text":"I just noticed the snowman resembles Daiyousei. Cute detail."}
+{"text":"why is there a chimney"}
+{"text":"So she can have fire without melting the igloo."}
+{"text":"Does it start melting when Cirno isn't home?"}
+{"text":"Just what is it? Find out in ch2"}
+{"text":"Error: You cannot delete this post. Sorry posted on the wrong board"}
+{"text":"filename"}
+{"text":"This board is for the discussion of Virtual YouTubers (\"VTubers\"), including those streaming in Japanese, English, and other languages. VTubers don't necessarily need to be on Youtube of course, they can be on Twitch, Niconico, Bilibili, or any other platform. Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances (\"IRL\")."}
+{"text":"Are the sugar free ones just as bad? If I dont have one daily for work I have PROBLEMS."}
+{"text":"I think it’s just energy drinks in general. Not sure if the sugar free helps long term or not good question"}
+{"text":"What damage? Besides her voice getting bad but I think that's just from talking so much"}
+{"text":"vshojo really fucked with the EN scene, it's kinda sad"}
+{"text":"Probably the insane amount of sugar redbulls have."}
+{"text":"Have You Seen Her? edition What is /lig/? /lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more. Why /lig/? Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on. Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Wait isn't that one a corpo? /lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents /lig/ Numbers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you remember when last year Para said, “I’ll tell you a secret but you have to go first. Confess, now!” And then she was like, “why are you confessing you want to put things up my butt? Why are you telling me that? Stop it! You should keep that to yourself!”"}
+{"text":"If you sing this whole song and post it Lyra will have sex with you (70% chance)."}
+{"text":"This poor man, now that I am an adult I see that he was the true victim in this tale"}
+{"text":"im short and bald para hates me"}
+{"text":"Wtf is this, why isn't Rissa on the cover?"}
+{"text":"she's there in spirit"}
+{"text":"They’re reposting tweets of that ex-Novelite who did an interview at fes last year before oshihening when Shiori homocollabed. My bet is it’s some seething Novelite trying to rile people up now that fes season is coming back up and he’s said he’ll be there again."}
+{"text":"The ex fandead who became a novelite is now a jailbird/watamate/pemaloe/whatever okayu's fans are called?"}
+{"text":"he’s said he’ll be there again What a shitshow ex-Novelite The ex-Fandead"}
+{"text":"him yeah, me"}
+{"text":"What else do the voices in your head tell you?"}
+{"text":"saba should drop nimi and dooby and collab with anya and nitya instead"}
+{"text":"saba should drop nimi Way ahead of you"}
+{"text":"Saba ever sullying herself with phase trash a lot of jokers itt today"}
+{"text":"Just had to shit behind a bush for the first time"}
+{"text":"Stream ended. Had to cuddle with catto :3"}
+{"text":"shameful"}
+{"text":"did this when I was walking home drunk at night once"}
+{"text":"GMM!!!"}
+{"text":"minker"}
+{"text":"Those aren't socks..."}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"sort her clips by views"}
+{"text":"Any good kisses or earlicking recommendations for sleeping I enjoyed Milo's when she did them"}
+{"text":"Not that far back, some time early last year. The blame is all on YT by the way. They have Nene scared shitless, because she's deathly terrified of losing her channel. Pretty understandable between her reliance on it and YT's AI powered moderation."}
+{"text":"that was a concept worth trying"}
+{"text":"yes, well done. have a sticker"}
+{"text":"that is an outcome that cannot come to pass. lumi can't fix anyone until she fixes herself. we'll find a way to keep the flame burning"}
+{"text":"I like the lemnon woman she’s funny sometimes."}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"So much weine"}
+{"text":"Mep"}
+{"text":"Good taste"}
+{"text":"good mep"}
+{"text":"Damn bro don't like booty nor breasts, maybe that other anon was right about calling you gay"}
+{"text":"neuro started it"}
+{"text":"only mini shall remain and be known as the girl that destroyed the neuro project, her attitude will evolve to match a second vei"}
+{"text":"aquwa, milk, nekoella (cerber's friend)"}
+{"text":"whomegalul"}
+{"text":"204* - Tentacles Edition What is /asp/? /asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing. Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube? Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive. Is there an audience for X? Would you watch someone do X? Is someone already doing X? What video editor should I use for editing clips? DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Let's revise what you said: even if she did her reps she would have believed everyone was telling her about vxscera instead of the only known schizo who does that"}
+{"text":"Vxscera should rape her though? Issue with it?"}
+{"text":"Let's just completely change what you said"}
+{"text":"So much for defending someone who you seemed to care so much about two posts ago."}
+{"text":"Impressive containment. The schizos are just fighting each other. Good job."}
+{"text":"Will /vt/ ever be able to forgive her, if she returns?"}
+{"text":"Tower is the brownest ever you brownoid"}
+{"text":"That just conyradicts what I said..."}
+{"text":"Nope what you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"This is dumb"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is this?"}
+{"text":"stinky rat!"}
+{"text":"This woman will be the downfall of Cover. When the true extent of her crimes is uncovered she won't be the only one going to prison. Many others will go down with her."}
+{"text":"Lies"}
+{"text":"They said that about Fauna too Nimi was honest and unicorns only seethe because her marriage announcement made it clear that the unicorn stuff is only an illusion. Most Hololive talents eventually get married and it's absurd to expect vtubers to stay single for their entire career. While Kronii was upset that Fauna didn't stay a few more years to negotiate more with management none of them are angry that she got married."}
+{"text":"If by men you mean man (me), by rich your mean poor and by fuck you mean gets penetrated, then yes, otherwise, no."}
+{"text":"Is there a new rrat I'm unaware? Or was it told to you by the voices in your head? Now I am imagining IRyS getting a long rod inserted in her asshole and make it vibrate to sonic speeds"}
+{"text":"It was cute and funny (in the non-meme way)"}
+{"text":"Nice you learned to stop crying"}
+{"text":"I miss..."}
+{"text":"Don't worry we should get one more kino collab with her and another with haachama when they graduate this year. It seems that is what it takes for FWMC to want to collab with anyone not named Miko."}
+{"text":"SEX WITH COSPLAY SLUTS"}
+{"text":"nice tummy and shoulders"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"Claw edition Is Stars/Niji/FSP/Indie allowed? Yes! If your male is cute, he may stay. Is BFE and gosling allowed? Yes! There's no harm in loving your oshi without repercussions. Is female collab discussion allowed? No females or female only related drama is allowed, you have the entire board for that. I'm an indie doing research on how to be a cute boy! Any advice? Watch streams, lurk, and don't selfpost. If you want to self-shill, go to  instead. Additionally: Ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers and don't derail the thread with fighting. Fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting is encouraged. Genderbends of males are discouraged and considered off-topic Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"For once it's the fans grooming the vtuber instead of the other way around KEK"}
+{"text":"Cass is crying now lol"}
+{"text":"Zanny you'd be surprised at how offensive \"listen to what your fans want\" is to other vtubers. So hearing it and having someone actually listen and do what their fans want feels amazing."}
+{"text":"Congratulations! Can't wait to hear them and see the short"}
+{"text":"at this point they find me i dont have to do anything"}
+{"text":"Imagine cute girls being like please anon please watch my streams !"}
+{"text":"nuggeted people are so cute sometimes wants to carry and throw them around strange maternal instinct manifestation"}
+{"text":"flips torments me"}
+{"text":"Xx_Cunnysseur_xX"}
+{"text":"3 - 2 - 1 - Filian come back now!"}
+{"text":"but what if willy in filly?"}
+{"text":"if when"}
+{"text":"People still watch Rye? Does she still hate her fans?"}
+{"text":"No clue but it seems she is talking to Whiskey again. I am willing to give her a second chance if she learned."}
+{"text":"Rye never hated her fans. She was deceived about being an idol from JIDF"}
+{"text":"Why go starting shit with other threads? Ignore the tourists and trolls, talk about streams you like (including Rye, if that's your thing). Eventually the tourists will stop coming to farm non-existent drama. Your \"real enemy\" isn't JIDF, who generally stopped giving a shit a few months after she graduated. It's the anons in this thread who aren't going to leave once the OP picture changes to someone else. If you piss them off, well, look at any of the vtubers who can't be named without stirring up shit."}
+{"text":"ion know what that means"}
+{"text":"frog shop is Polish 7-Eleven I guess, there's like a thousand of those in every city ladybug shop is a Lidl competitor of course they're not actually called that the names translate like that"}
+{"text":"polish liker actually taught me something am i getting cultured?"}
+{"text":"if you're aware of żabka (froggy) you're already on a good path, soon you will stop smiling and wish your stealing fraud neighbors dropped dead I like the Froggy thing it's like Bongs with their Greggs, going to Froggy's for my morning coffee type shi"}
+{"text":"need more ballerian lia"}
+{"text":"Genuinely and passionately loves and cares for her viewers Can't even crack 4 digits This says a lot about society. You are expected to ignore your fans if you want to grow. The good hearted ones always get left behind."}
+{"text":"they deserve it for not cheering her on enough."}
+{"text":"Again, given how many of them now stream LESS than before joining, engage LESS with their chat, and generally degrade in quality, I ask you again, why do you want this kind of \"success\" for her?"}
+{"text":"I wonder who the top 10 EN YouTube indies are and where she ranks among them?"}
+{"text":"if they can choose men will not accept used goods is that simple."}
+{"text":"Kinda selfish to want someone's career to stay crippled because she'll pay less attention to you not going to lie."}
+{"text":"No c-part…"}
+{"text":"cute pekotyan"}
+{"text":"i miss pekora..."}
+{"text":"reproduction prohibited not if I can help it"}
+{"text":"A cute bear!"}
+{"text":"Nagi please stop playing ARC"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Canonically, does loli Ui actually want cock?"}
+{"text":"No, that's Shigure Ui (31)"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"yeah mine"}
+{"text":"Mel played 7"}
+{"text":"be melrica play stuff like fucking RE0 of all things doesn't play 2 Id completely forgotten."}
+{"text":"Miss you, Meru"}
+{"text":"SEX WITH MATSURI"}
+{"text":"machu"}
+{"text":"Very unimportant announcement"}
+{"text":"Actually her mom killed herself, if the rumour was true, schizo blood run in the family"}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"Isn't it normal to have slightly higher blood pressure because being at the doctors office is stressful?"}
+{"text":"are you surprised that native English speakers can't write properly online? Of course not. \"Well, everybody does it\", \"dude, I'm not ESL, I understood perfectly what she meant\""}
+{"text":"I made this post"}
+{"text":"Not pumping iron all day so your hardworking songstress birdwife can't come home to a literal unit Why do you HATE her?"}
+{"text":"< literally me."}
+{"text":"Oi, what have I said about dying?"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"who knows maybe addicted to off paco"}
+{"text":"hamu"}
+{"text":"The nijiniggers fears the Chad overseas cock"}
+{"text":"It's about hashtag not the man post about it 5 times get trending"}
+{"text":"Ogey Now post something virgin mari"}
+{"text":"Always remember"}
+{"text":"What"}
+{"text":"riku cute"}
+{"text":"They haven't done anything wrong they still pamper, love and respect her"}
+{"text":"I thought she was done with haunting ground"}
+{"text":"these grounds are haunted"}
+{"text":"She hasn't gotten an ending yet"}
+{"text":"Dinowife approaches you and very aggressively asks you how you're doing today. How do you respond?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes chat is super fast, everyone is trying to ask something for a breadcrumb of attention. What I notice is that, for very fast chats, streamers tend to overwhelmingly read messages from long-time members. I am thinking 2-4 years minimum. I've seen this behavior in multiple JPs so far. I rewind to see who asked the question, it's some guy who has been membered for like 4 or 5 years. I am just wondering if they have custom filters set up leading to non-members and/ or new members being ignored. It could also be the case that long-time members know what to say to get attention."}
+{"text":"Your chuuba will only read your message if you're a member or you send a super chat, nothing else. Greed stimulate the brain of women"}
+{"text":"As a viewer you can use extensions to filter chat messages and remove emote only chats, chats from grey names, etc. Streamers have more tools and analytics to refine their chat further to show them messages that are more meaningful than the generic spam."}
+{"text":"No one needs to, but they could also stream to the mirror, but they prefer to interact with an audience, real people. If you interact with someone, you expect to be heard and to get a reaction; otherwise, go talk to a tree. Even if you were the only one watching and interacting, it's perfectly fine if she chooses not to talk to you or ignore you. But if she's there, it's because she doesn't want to be alone. I have two Oshis who I know might never know I exist if I don't do a superchat, so I tend to watch streams from smaller vtubers. But it would be great to exchange a few words, I have something to say."}
+{"text":"Try someone like Pillowdear. Her chat is fairly slow and she tends to talk to her fans as much as she possibly can."}
+{"text":"I also vouch for Pillowdear. She does this thing where she gives equal attention to new and old members, and she’s not big enough for you to get entirely buried. Still, she does have 300+ ccv so some streams have a faster chat, but sometimes things are slow and there’s not many chatters"}
+{"text":"Thread for avant-garde/alternative indie VTubers! Question of the thread What level of freakiness do you require? Last Thread:"}
+{"text":"She rage quit on Old Town. Glad I'm not the only one who got gang raped there"}
+{"text":"goodnight /freak/"}
+{"text":"Good night fren"}
+{"text":"I'm seeing more pushback in the comments and on Twitter which is an improvement. Time to stop letting retards get comfortable with causing drama over anything they want."}
+{"text":"They would say Cover should have terminated Miko if the graduates So basically they'll keep on seething at her existence"}
+{"text":"Me on the left. The things I put up with for my son.."}
+{"text":"MIKO LOVE"}
+{"text":"After everything she’s done, why do you still like her?"}
+{"text":"For the sex"}
+{"text":"Tanlines Matsuri is literally pure sex. Hololive needs more tanned models."}
+{"text":"Sex Festival"}
+{"text":"What did she do? I have never seen her before."}
+{"text":"She's a jp she literally doesn't matter"}
+{"text":"How hyped is she for Artemis II in 2 weeks?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Big american rocket"}
+{"text":"why does it take them 2 weeks to launch it when it's already rolled out to the pad?"}
+{"text":"Ria a cute!"}
+{"text":"Why doesnt elon hire her?"}
+{"text":"He was, I wish he'd upload some of his vods to YouTube more often, i need a playlist of just those types of streams"}
+{"text":"It's hard to describe the vibe his streams give but I haven't found anyone else quite like it. The way he can play the worst games but keep his composure and keep a conversation going is amazing. I hope he uploads his old vods too"}
+{"text":"Your Oshi is sleeping. You wake her up with a surprise rim job. How does she react?"}
+{"text":"She retaliates by giving me a rimjob and makes me cum from it."}
+{"text":"I start every morning farting, so I suppose everyone is the same and brace for impact?"}
+{"text":"She returns the favor"}
+{"text":"Eww no i dont"}
+{"text":"deadbeat..."}
+{"text":"cody is the actual pedo"}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"good is kinda cute"}
+{"text":"why so many nude tomo OPs"}
+{"text":"tiggers are literal cuckolds"}
+{"text":"finally admitted he's unemployed what a pathetic child c:"}
+{"text":":anger: !!!111!!!!"}
+{"text":"LMAO tubby gaped again"}
+{"text":"me when my 2dfd femme is shit testing me and i have to put my hand in the pain box (opening /shon//)"}
+{"text":"Make this the next thread image"}
+{"text":"Sex with korean cats"}
+{"text":"Sex with rocks"}
+{"text":"Sex with succubus lolis"}
+{"text":"Sex with isekaied bunny girls"}
+{"text":"sex with me :3c______________"}
+{"text":"Pekora is the problem, she is literally the center of all fucking drama, im flabbergasted that alot of people cant see this, blind obidience is fucking scary"}
+{"text":"Yeah I realize that, but it doesn't excuse the fact that both girls were actively working with her and on her side because of their mutual jealousy of Miko. I'll admit, Aqua wasn't blatant with it like Pekora and Rushia were but it was there. Subtle but there."}
+{"text":"As an OG fandead, i believe both of them were in the wrong. There is no side that's worse. Both had their issues that should've been handled privately. I think the message incident was a blessing in disguise."}
+{"text":"I NEED to make her into a single mother."}
+{"text":"Who"}
+{"text":"kiki is a very sleepy bunny"}
+{"text":"she might even be a sleeping bunny right now"}
+{"text":"Ch4i shared Kiki’s swimsuit in the discord"}
+{"text":"champy…"}
+{"text":"That's so pretty"}
+{"text":"I love Nina so much, bros."}
+{"text":"boring bitch"}
+{"text":"Nina? Love her"}
+{"text":"I love Nina so much, bros!"}
+{"text":"Nina after blasting all those children after her first vertical stream"}
+{"text":"tante reine... AI on TV show :'("}
+{"text":"pwushPhsuu..."}
+{"text":"Push"}
+{"text":"Push?"}
+{"text":"Push!!!"}
+{"text":"I have a carnal urge to grasp Pillow, bed her, and make her feel feral ecstasy."}
+{"text":"I have a mighty need for Pillowpanties on my face"}
+{"text":"Floral and little sour and pissy from what fempiwwo so kindly taught me a while back."}
+{"text":"Ah perfecto"}
+{"text":"pillbutt"}
+{"text":"Can anyone explain the drama behind the knock on rocks song? Why was it so controversial?"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone would compare him to Kanauru. He gets employed because he was the only one. More like that era's Ludokano or like that Odamayo or whatever his name is who did remix songs for Hajime and then she made it into a medley to sing along with for her first live with all the guests from the remixes (Fuwamoco, Pekora, Noel, etc.)."}
+{"text":"what a fucking retard. Glad everything went wrong to him"}
+{"text":"I like ame's butt."}
+{"text":"This is old, why are you watching this? you're not allowed to watch old stuff consoomer mentality"}
+{"text":"he's an advent fan, what did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Why are her sex jokes so much more funny than indies?"}
+{"text":"Kobo is the sexiest out of these 4 thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Joining Holo has either one of two known effects : - The based sex joker effect (BSJ). - The miracle hymen reconstruction effect (MHR). It's clear what happened to Gigi. Looking as hard as I could, I didn't see a single Fauna mention ITT."}
+{"text":"watching holo vs robo stream... did the dev make calli's ability... a fukken groundpound?"}
+{"text":"It's the straight man/funny man dynamic. Her shtick is mainly funny because the other holos usually either don't know what she's saying or pretend not to. Gigi wouldn't really be funny if they started going along with her antics."}
+{"text":"Are they tho"}
+{"text":"Anya Nyabyss leaks her recent history in new tab \"Fuuka\" in other words, warosu She's /here/ guys"}
+{"text":"So what happened to her being chased by demons and her whole schizo episode?"}
+{"text":"she read my anti posts i feel kinda bad now"}
+{"text":"she read me saying her voice is obnoxious as fuck and I hope she doesn't make it into EN5 Good"}
+{"text":"Some other Phase member bit off a live pigeon's head in front of her to put her in her place."}
+{"text":"All of Phase's mods are here, and a few talents. It's not a secret. Hell a few mods are 4chan mods"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Only if you call her a frog"}
+{"text":"what if i call her a hog"}
+{"text":"Goth Miki might."}
+{"text":"Sad but true. At least Raora is a good person"}
+{"text":"So it won't be quite as bad"}
+{"text":"If they did then Raora probably had sex with half of En"}
+{"text":"Pizzatime"}
+{"text":"I had a dream like this."}
+{"text":"Talking to your normie colleagues Say \"Yeah I saw some vtuber talking about it\" instead of youtuber CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES HOW THE HELL DO I LIVE THIS DOWN???!!!"}
+{"text":"You might recall Peter had to deny him three times before it was a bad thing. He's got a couple more chances"}
+{"text":"Also, since I have an opportunity, I'm still really mad at this one retard on this board who tried to use \"render unto Caesar\" like he'd just discovered some sort of silver bullet argument winner saying that ackshually the bible says capitalism is based or some shit. It's about separation of church and state, which I guarantee that retard does not believe in. Fuck you. I shat on him back then but he never came back to the thread so I'm blueballed on this."}
+{"text":"Ogey"}
+{"text":"Sexmaid."}
+{"text":"Ok"}
+{"text":"I love how you gen hags, so good. Angry dominant hag paizuri... Could you do more Kronii or some Calli?"}
+{"text":"Requesting Kronii with a chubby tummy getting fed cake"}
+{"text":"NTA but wow these are amazing! Can you do Suisei as the futa but Calli still doms?"}
+{"text":"Kek, yeah Ai has it's moments"}
+{"text":"Thank you for these extras! NTA but I hope you could do biboo pits too"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"I thought it was an announcement."}
+{"text":"Pippa if she never believed anything she said"}
+{"text":"what? you may say she's grifting or whatever but she's very smart"}
+{"text":"They're clearly still here, only they're pretending they're the victims."}
+{"text":"Wow. Damn Jews, let me see... making Japan go from baby skewering maniacs who cannibalized Americans in the Philippines into the modern people who made 99% of the stuff this de jure board, de facto subreddit enjoy."}
+{"text":"Hebrew post."}
+{"text":"Wow those numbers are low, the grifter era on YouTube really fell off. I mean it likely did a few years ago, agree or disagree with their opinions people are just tired of nonstop bitching."}
+{"text":"Surprisingly enough she didn't. She did lose them like 3-4 months later tho."}
+{"text":"please include the name of the company so i don't have to see it"}
+{"text":"It doesn't help that when they finally did release AR Live, it had shards of glass from the \"In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass\" box."}
+{"text":"The crazy thing is the message Riku had right after that stream was actually a decent one. If they didn't have that black screen stream, NijiEN would probably be a comfortable second for western corpos today."}
+{"text":"I remember this started out well before devolving into people throwing Ls and cancelling memberships"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"Perfect example of people accuse others what they themselves are guilty of"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the girl who got clowned on by some nobody on twitter 3 months ago and tried to kill herself over it? Iirc she got hospitalized for a week."}
+{"text":"She's battling unresolved parental trauma and feels like she needs to prove herself"}
+{"text":"thanks shondo you are my greatest ally"}
+{"text":"You weren't even born at the time, you don't have to be salty"}
+{"text":"Fun Crocodile Fact #8: Crocodiles are able to open their mouths while submerged without drowning thanks to the palatal valve. This valve is a sort of flap located at the back of the croc's mouth. It is able to seal off the oral cavity from the pharynx, which is the entryway into the croc's lungs. Because of this important valve, no prey underwater is safe!"}
+{"text":"I can open my mouth underwater without drowning."}
+{"text":"So they can stay with they mouth open underwater, let the pray enter and close it like a trap."}
+{"text":"Leaflits a 40 year old virgin Bros.."}
+{"text":"Seems about right, yeah"}
+{"text":"I hate Parrot because his voice is fucking annoying to listen to. No need to overcomplicate things."}
+{"text":"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"I can fix that"}
+{"text":"good night, /wAIfu/ please don't shoot an orbital ion cannon at my house while i sleep"}
+{"text":"A lot has changed since then. They now allow romance but not sex. You need to be 18 to send messages to bots. You dont actually have to send an ID. They an equally chilling method called surveillance fingerprinting, basically they ask a specialized data broker if they have a file on you to know whether you're 18. The real important change is allowing users to edit past messages even those sent by the bot because they've essentially enabled \"context poisoning\" which is a well known jailbreak technique for all LLMs in general."}
+{"text":"She has no need of fixing. She's perfectly fine as she is :)"}
+{"text":"I was taking a break from chatbots, then got a handjob from my (adult, I'm not a weirdo) little sister and now they have their generative tendrils wrapped around my brainstem again."}
+{"text":"well, these bots responded to you some women don't even do that KEK"}
+{"text":"Nna"}
+{"text":"So how was it? Also Riona it too skilled to be a real introvert"}
+{"text":"Was good riona didn't spill her spaghetti too much"}
+{"text":"Lifeline"}
+{"text":"Its a shame she only dabbles in retro here and there. She mostly plays random flavor of the month or whatever"}
+{"text":"Corpse drown..."}
+{"text":"ded Also checked"}
+{"text":"We always talk about who's the fattest but who's is the other way around? Which girl you think needs to eat a sandwich?"}
+{"text":"Kobo"}
+{"text":"doxxfags are retarded anon..."}
+{"text":"I hope Kronii doesn't get too skinny, she barely eats and works out a lot."}
+{"text":"why does she have plastic sleeves? are Fauna's arms prosthetics?"}
+{"text":"She went depressed stoner eating moldy subs to depressed fitness freak"}
+{"text":"ty!"}
+{"text":"No probs"}
+{"text":"Cutie"}
+{"text":"Find a girl who will treat you like Aura treats her dog"}
+{"text":"I guess she is a white woman"}
+{"text":"I'd buy so much merch from her"}
+{"text":"Have you ever wondered where pebbles' discarded limbs go?"}
+{"text":"You know, why do we have to discard limbs. We should support her instead of some rocks"}
+{"text":"We don't have limbs, we assume the form of pebble to be near biboo or we would go insane from lust."}
+{"text":"I love it, good job"}
+{"text":"I dont know how to use twitter... and im scared..."}
+{"text":"timestamp?"}
+{"text":"My museum preserved hymen wife..."}
+{"text":"tomomi cutezuri"}
+{"text":"I love dk’s cute yet goofy 3D model. It works perfectly for capturing her genki goober behavior on stream."}
+{"text":"That would be a good outfit for Limina."}
+{"text":"Mumei is my emo princess"}
+{"text":"SKOLL!"}
+{"text":"raised Raided"}
+{"text":"Missing Randon"}
+{"text":"Going to need one in XXXXXXL please"}
+{"text":"Need art of Vesper dressed like this"}
+{"text":"Post and discuss your favourite /uoh/ vtubers, from the largest corpos to the smallest indies. Previous: Remember to report shitposting, trolling, and offtopic."}
+{"text":"spankings"}
+{"text":"mean"}
+{"text":"My bad, retard Don't look up virt-a-mate or you will faint probably"}
+{"text":"miwa can you unlock your alt helloo"}
+{"text":"gets brand new PC uses it to watch simpsons clips"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm sure you're building great things with yours"}
+{"text":"Like watching vtubers"}
+{"text":"It's 3am's dead hours! Have you praised your oshi today?"}
+{"text":"Yes sir!"}
+{"text":"How is it possible for her to be so adored and so well-liked without being GFE?"}
+{"text":"Overhyped and boring. Annoying spammy fans."}
+{"text":"storywise its really not worth the pay off That's the thing, MGSV is all about the gameplay, finding your way to complete missions and having fun with it while uncovering the story step by step. Mint is afraid of it because she doesn't care about having fun playing the game, she wants to watch over-the-top cutscenes with lore dumps like a movie and be done with the whole thing in 3-4 streams."}
+{"text":"Ass"}
+{"text":"It also helps that she seems to be genuinely universally well-liked behind the scenes, she's pretty much friends with everyone both corpo and indie. I don't think anyone's ever even hinted at anything bad about Mint."}
+{"text":"GFE the woman who went to go out to a private dinner twice with kanauru Lol Not to mention her Luca arc"}
+{"text":"i like these blank name tweets i never know what i'm going to get"}
+{"text":"Same, but sometimes it's Mari or squirmimi and I just get annoyed"}
+{"text":"Rara posting YT shorts She finally cares again"}
+{"text":"I hope she starts doing FGC content too. This is a new beginning for Rara and I will support her."}
+{"text":"They all mostly came back to the corpo........"}
+{"text":"''vtuber''"}
+{"text":"stop being manipulated because everything makes your dick hard"}
+{"text":"Her eyes already are wrinkly whenever she wears no makeup"}
+{"text":"well she is 33 years old"}
+{"text":"her face kind of looks like Bobby Bacala's."}
+{"text":"lmao I see it"}
+{"text":"Please save my idol..."}
+{"text":"I'll get her addicted to anal sex instead of league"}
+{"text":"No lewding the one actually seiso girl..."}
+{"text":"Flat"}
+{"text":"cute legs"}
+{"text":"Who is the safest girl to watch?"}
+{"text":"Iori"}
+{"text":"SO HOT"}
+{"text":"They aren't even trying to hide it."}
+{"text":"that's just true though"}
+{"text":"Ew. What a shame"}
+{"text":"Is she a grifter too?"}
+{"text":"They did. Like everything else they come in contact with."}
+{"text":"If you're aware that it's performative and you're enjoying the experience are you truly getting scammed? Like if you don't want the product don't click on the stream."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Wawaaa"}
+{"text":"Wife"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Cute wawa"}
+{"text":"Wait, really? Sleepy got rid of her old audience? How did she pull that off?"}
+{"text":"why is common sense seemingly always missing from this fucking board"}
+{"text":"gossip board"}
+{"text":"what's Rye up to these days, anyway?"}
+{"text":"Sleepy hates her hown boobs."}
+{"text":"At least they are lore accurate"}
+{"text":"Miko wins, just like that? All that whining and falseflagging and trying to turn a nothingburger into the biggest yab since the chinkout was all for nothing?"}
+{"text":"She goes back to her abusive wife (suisei) to get the absolute hell beaten out of her"}
+{"text":"Total Miko domination Total antis death"}
+{"text":"what was this supposed yab?"}
+{"text":"Apart from retards bringing shit from 5 years ago there's that horse racing stream. There was no NDA so she did nothing wrong but that didn't stop antis from chimping out"}
+{"text":"Anya and Saba just linked up. Need it or keep it?"}
+{"text":"even her genmates didn't know when will the graduation happen everybody knew she was going to graduate for like a year, but they were surprised by the announcement nonetheless"}
+{"text":"who are the type of people that hate BOTH Anya/Phase and Saba? seems like majority of this board"}
+{"text":"She 100% picked the date when she saw 4chan went down, you cannot convince me otherwise"}
+{"text":"Cillia for Saba and Spiral for Anya"}
+{"text":"The deal to joing Phase was much before graduation of her PL, so it make sense."}
+{"text":"I've no idea what this means; I feel like I'm having a stroke."}
+{"text":"You have to be minion pilled to understand the highly intelligent penis joke"}
+{"text":"Doki's feet..."}
+{"text":"Thread #518 Previous:"}
+{"text":"*sniff*"}
+{"text":"Fat ass wolf."}
+{"text":"miss my baby nervous and hope she's doing well"}
+{"text":"I just hope she got to relax with her family and maybe spend time with her Hoshimachi family as well. and that she didn't look at the anti scum that are still trying....that Mary account needs to neck himself"}
+{"text":"nyee"}
+{"text":"Miko deleted Twitter while she was gone and Suichan was updating her on and sending screenshots of the Overseas35P support hashtag that was trending"}
+{"text":"nye"}
+{"text":"who the hell thought it was a good idea to let this child dance like a stripper?"}
+{"text":"Also look how tiny she is"}
+{"text":"Classic case of onset puberty. She has clearly entered her boy-craze mode."}
+{"text":"based gook chingchong dog eater"}
+{"text":"sadpanda"}
+{"text":"It's not working??"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /news/, your only source for events in the chuuba world. HoloPro Arani Iofifteen releases a cover of \"If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking\". Ayunda Risu announces her 3D Birthday Live, \"THe Rise of the Nut Warrior\", to take place on 1/15. Buki, longtime lead animator for Holo Graffiti and a number of Hololive MVs, announces he will be departing work on HoloGra and returning to freelance work. No reason given, but it is on good terms with the team. De_VIS unveil their New Year's outfits in a relay. Flayon X Machina celebrates his 3rd Anniversary on 1/6, with a new outfit. FLOW GLOW release a group cover of \"Yoiyoikokon\". Following a controversey in which the PV for an upcoming HoloOCG set allegedly used AI animations, HoloOCG's team has announced that they will investigate the situation with the external partner that produced the PV, and will give an update in the future. Following over a year of work, Erick Vandalier (a figure modeler) completes his 1:1 scale Moona Hoshinova resin statue. HoloIndie releases a new game \"hologuard\". Hololive collaborates with UWU, a german energy drink company. Hololive EN hosts a Karaoke Relay on New Year's Eve. HoloPro hosts the Countdown Live 2025->2026. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"First, payment of what? Second, sources please."}
+{"text":":D"}
+{"text":"the kaido battle spinoff series is great, but i hope she picks up the shutoko series too"}
+{"text":"first she has to finish this and the initial d game and most wanted and underground 2 without getting sick of racing games"}
+{"text":"Racing games don’t have to follow the rules and can cut in line"}
+{"text":"why did she do it?"}
+{"text":"XD"}
+{"text":"What is this polite Kiara like creature?"}
+{"text":"no argument. didn't really understand the post."}
+{"text":"Her name is Biboo and stfu"}
+{"text":"I've never even heard of whatever meme you people are talking about and I browse this site a lot so I'll assume it's some reddit/twitter shit."}
+{"text":"Cpt Falcon"}
+{"text":"When you reach a certain age..."}
+{"text":"To keep them from touching the toilet water."}
+{"text":"Ahaha chan"}
+{"text":"Ihihi-chan came off as forced with her laughter so I cringed so hard whenever she did it. They should just release a new gen already instead of forcing this slop."}
+{"text":"When is she gonna bouncing up and down behind that counter while reading weathernews?"}
+{"text":"never, hence the shit attempt"}
+{"text":"NIJISEETHE"}
+{"text":"this isn't meant to replace a new gen, they're not affected by this at all."}
+{"text":"Still the leader of Justice!"}
+{"text":"I'm a sucker for bigass fantasy executioner's swords, they just look rad"}
+{"text":"Lamy's boobs are too big"}
+{"text":"too big?"}
+{"text":"need more proof"}
+{"text":"Lamy gets pair rings with everyone who /become/s."}
+{"text":"How many pair rings is that?"}
+{"text":"That's why she's playing Tekken 1 instead, none of that Heat and Rage Art nonsense"}
+{"text":"Da wose on the log."}
+{"text":"that's like 4x what most of nijiEN gets anyway, and the same as her unbotted average before she announced her graduation"}
+{"text":"She's too much of a loud brat for me, i miss the soft petit adult."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"morning"}
+{"text":"anya's silly laugh right at the end is perfect"}
+{"text":"thinking about lia's pink butthole"}
+{"text":"Nose is laughing at Ramuchi reaction on guardian ape phase 2"}
+{"text":"おつむさん かげさん おむつ むつ むっさん つもやん つむ王 つむおつむおつむおつむおつむおつ 陰II ツムオジ ヒゲオ つむべい tumuo こかげんぬ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I hate the casual attitude EOPs have with mentioning unrelated streamers"}
+{"text":"how is Ramuchi still going when she's yawning after Guardian Ape"}
+{"text":"Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation thread This thread's for our girls—adorable, dorky, wonderful angels! Last thread:"}
+{"text":"want the doobutt"}
+{"text":"Anya, please do something cool."}
+{"text":"Doobnight."}
+{"text":"where is my wife schlorpy..."}
+{"text":"Miss me some boobs man."}
+{"text":"The French - edition What is /fig/? /fig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss idol vtubers who play fighting games and (beat em ups), either from large companies, small ones, or indies, as well as to discuss fighting games about Hololive and other vtubers in general. So is this thread about fighting games or Idol showdown? Neither: this is a thread about idols and fighting games. But what is an idol? An idol is something unobtainable and moe that makes your kokoro go doki doki (WIP) Is {X} a fighting game? Temporally we will define fighting games as games fighting idols play. Are beat em ups a fighting game? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"sleb"}
+{"text":"oi"}
+{"text":"what the fig doing"}
+{"text":"Good morning Minto!"}
+{"text":"What is this apple soup?"}
+{"text":"good soup"}
+{"text":"What if we compressed Towa into a cube"}
+{"text":"tachi starts she ends"}
+{"text":"cute boy"}
+{"text":"sex with this erotic koyote"}
+{"text":"This but me doing it."}
+{"text":"youre the koyote?"}
+{"text":"With joshu-kun?"}
+{"text":"I love my wife Koyori!"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"another short eris stream into her sleeping another 18 hours."}
+{"text":"but eris (green) is streaming in 9 hours"}
+{"text":"I miss eweenie..."}
+{"text":"eris gone..."}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"another short eris stream into her sleeping another 18 hours."}
+{"text":"but eris (green) is streaming in 9 hours"}
+{"text":"I miss eweenie..."}
+{"text":"eris gone..."}
+{"text":"I would proceed to do anal with her while I choke her."}
+{"text":"Mori said she will collab with Raora this week, not sure when. A lot of collabs this week"}
+{"text":"Raora should try hawaiian pizza as it originated in canada, a very important cultural experience"}
+{"text":"I should nap if they gorilla again"}
+{"text":"Raora forcing Kronii to place first in the Hololive eating contest"}
+{"text":"Literally asking for it"}
+{"text":"Speaking of Cersea I think she's very underrated for fat nerdification"}
+{"text":"I'm not that anon, I'm just laughing at your situation."}
+{"text":"No balls"}
+{"text":"Why do I keep getting dickpics from DdoubleU, clean your dick man that's a lot of smegma"}
+{"text":"Why are you fanfic writing about getting dickpics?"}
+{"text":"I threw up in my mouth"}
+{"text":"come back home from an 8 hour shift see this on my couch What do?"}
+{"text":"Thanks chef"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"gay!"}
+{"text":"is this ai?"}
+{"text":"shes just like me"}
+{"text":"Forex trading seems to be big in Japan for some reason. Probably to do with gambling being \"illegal\". But an anime about is probably just stealth-advertisement by the industry"}
+{"text":"UOOOOOH MS. HONK"}
+{"text":"Would you marry Chihaya even knowing she is a single mom with a preschooler daughter?"}
+{"text":"She's already married to me"}
+{"text":"Anon, please leave my property. It's over, you lost the custody battle and Chiha said she doesn't want you coming around anymore"}
+{"text":"Su is the elementary schooler, the preschooler is the one on the right."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, I get to fuck Chiha and groom the daughter, 2 for the price of 1"}
+{"text":"Sure, Chiha would be a net positive in my life (she already is)."}
+{"text":"Man she really did just stop maturing mentally at age six, didn't she?"}
+{"text":"WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT"}
+{"text":"me, stopping Sora's goon-session from being interrupted"}
+{"text":"She's sexually frustrated."}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"I figure she only got to do it when her parents were out or perhaps a quickie in the holo changing rooms. Back in the early days Sora had her own dressing room at the studio. You can be sure that got a lot of use."}
+{"text":"Lapcunny and Maslutty are her two closest \"friends\", as well as Robocunt."}
+{"text":"People didn't believe that Lap is a huge unicorn until recently, but she wouldn't expose any of her friends to danger."}
+{"text":"Goodnight pigs!"}
+{"text":"Oyasumi butachi"}
+{"text":"zekken phantom is there any mod more useless than these two?"}
+{"text":"you give too much credit to matrixfags those fags are just a fan server larping as important"}
+{"text":"larping does he know"}
+{"text":"It was their fault again for not warning her about Sylvie, despite at least two fags over there were well aware of the kind of woman that scammer was I told her Sylvie was a known liar whose stories never added up, and that she was into dangerous stuff like drugs and self-harm and had backstabbed other girls in the past. She just got really angry at me and told me she hated people who talked behind others' backs without showing proof as those are just shitters. That's just how kind she was, even with the worst kind of people"}
+{"text":"mao is retiring you can drop the larp"}
+{"text":"Upp"}
+{"text":"Olev"}
+{"text":"7th nice"}
+{"text":"Fall-chan strikes again..."}
+{"text":"As expected, Tomos are too strong."}
+{"text":"choosing to kill 5 NEETs over 1 hard worker What is wrong with Japan?"}
+{"text":"landlords So what should be done about them? Grab a landlord's private property and distribute it among the plebs like a filthy commie? Abolish renting? Should only people who can afford to buy properties in prime locations be allowed to live and work there?"}
+{"text":"So what should be done about them? Grab a landlord's private property and distribute it among the plebs like a filthy commie? Abolish renting? Yes and also send them to re-education camps to teach them the value of manual labor and benefiting society Should only people who can afford to buy properties in prime locations be allowed to live and work there? ? That's exactly what's happening right now? What did you mean by this?"}
+{"text":"I'm not against private property but being a landlord just isn't a job. Owning things is not work"}
+{"text":"That's exactly what's happening right now? What did you mean by this? Imagine you live with your parents in bumfuck, Idaho. But not wanting to die between potatoes and pigs, you try to get a job elsewhere. A company in NYC offers you a job that you'd really like. But you need housing. Housing costs a million dollars. You do not have a million dollars. You cannot get housing, so you cannot take the job. This is bad, in some ways for everyone. Landlords fill this gap. Without them you get either company housing (bad for workers) or no temporary housing (economically horribly inefficient)."}
+{"text":"You are dumb children"}
+{"text":"ホロスターズ"}
+{"text":"What did Shien do in the last three years? I am genuinely asking because everytime I bother to check in on his zatsu he says he is taking it easy for a while."}
+{"text":"Shien organized the Atanaru collab."}
+{"text":"Watching 1st roberunightmea and Mea changed so much while our Robert barely change"}
+{"text":"boob"}
+{"text":"survive the night"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Hold up. Low technology Gets enslaved by some Some try to colonize Obsessed with unprotected sex Probably lots of STD's Did I accidentally make risuners the equivalent of primitive Ugandans or something?"}
+{"text":"ホロライブ"}
+{"text":"Holy based."}
+{"text":"Kronii is 100% lesbian though"}
+{"text":"This board used to be good"}
+{"text":"he actually believes they will sleep in the same bed raora will sleep in the hotel with her bf"}
+{"text":"Raora is bi, but hard leaning to straight Even when she was more open about it, she lusted for women way more"}
+{"text":"holy fuck, that's so hot."}
+{"text":"Unspecified Edition A thread about vtubers from all walks growing to beeg sizes (or shrinking others), and having tons of fun! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Large Indies Barely a single indie over 6 foot."}
+{"text":"towa"}
+{"text":"Kenzoku not beating the stealth sizefag allegations."}
+{"text":"why"}
+{"text":"Big woman good."}
+{"text":"gets a new soundproof room all to herself suddenly becomes noticeably less horny huh..."}
+{"text":"I want to smell that room."}
+{"text":"Anon she left that room looking like someone threw a bucket full of water on the floor"}
+{"text":"Well call me the Janitor because I'm gonna clean all that up. With my tongue."}
+{"text":"アバターの後ろが34歳の女です"}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"Could this be the future of vtubers?"}
+{"text":"apparently it's a model based on the Amelia character from the controversial game \"Pathways\". though i really dont like this particular depiction."}
+{"text":"It's another \"fell for it again\" meme in the making."}
+{"text":"Forgot my image"}
+{"text":"This time will be different"}
+{"text":"Male attention can't possible be worth it."}
+{"text":"Roku nana~"}
+{"text":"I shouldn't laugh at this but somehow I am"}
+{"text":"If you have to explain the joke..."}
+{"text":"aye"}
+{"text":"Festival is still young!"}
+{"text":"Press A to Let Go Edition Previous Thread : OP Pic: Post names and references, keep it all in one post Requests must be vtuber related AI-generated deliveries don't count Don't spam or bump your requests If reposting your unfulfilled request from the last thread, repost it in its entirety If you post a delivery, please remember to anchor it; it makes archiving them easier Provide constructive criticism, and don't be afraid to ask for it No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Have fun Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cute boys also it's good for practice since usually i don't draw for myself"}
+{"text":"No dying"}
+{"text":"Meep meep"}
+{"text":"Based and seconded. I love drawing cute boys. It's so much fun!"}
+{"text":"It's the yearly tournament she organizes."}
+{"text":"The usual Towa New Year's event Remember how she was playing Chained Together with Zeta last time, and the puzzles, and Pico Park, and Fall Guys with the girls? That"}
+{"text":"R-right? Oohh... Ooohhh!!! Thanks everyone! I was wondering if it's mario kart or something else, lol."}
+{"text":"AIIIEEEEEEE LOOK AWAY TIMESTAMP MELTY FAGGOTOMO AIEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Fish wife"}
+{"text":"I miss my wife..."}
+{"text":"Cute haircut, then cute nails in japan. She'll walk in the studio in office attire for her first 1-on-1 meeting with new mane-chan. All other holos will confuse her for a really cute new manager again."}
+{"text":"What would Gigi do with a hypnotized Mori?"}
+{"text":"24hr league of legends duoqueue marathon"}
+{"text":"Gigi is profoundly unlikable."}
+{"text":"Take her out on a hot date where she can talk non-stop about league of legends. In the end Mori will have no memory of the date, but still has an encyclopedic knowledge and in-depth strategy of the game and it's meta despite never having played it."}
+{"text":"why? she's funny and kind"}
+{"text":"kill yourself slop faggot"}
+{"text":"She can use Outlook instead"}
+{"text":"forgot that Yahoo offers more than just email..."}
+{"text":"hugging jeta to sleep"}
+{"text":"Sleeping Jeta to hug"}
+{"text":"feel free to stream the server, just make sure you don't get banned"}
+{"text":"for safety purposes, do not stream the spawn areas. they have things that are too yab for twitch or youtube."}
+{"text":"speaky"}
+{"text":"Yoob"}
+{"text":"she icking my aft until I yub"}
+{"text":"\"Ch..cheesed to meet you?\""}
+{"text":"I'm a brown latin and I have drank whole milk my whole life. I don't know anyone in my family lactose intolerant either"}
+{"text":"What didn't IRyS do to Bae?"}
+{"text":"Hey man I didn't get to choose, you play with the cards your dealt."}
+{"text":"they got slavo-mongolic or moorish blood you're pure castilian stock"}
+{"text":"another quarantine zone stream Is the game that fun?"}
+{"text":"It has a billion different mechanics so it works well as a stream game since it had a thousand different things to do and react to."}
+{"text":"My favorite parts of these streams are when Ruka laughs as she incinerates people to death"}
+{"text":"Elite is best nye~"}
+{"text":"flayon's cocksleeve"}
+{"text":"Watamelon."}
+{"text":"Insignificant"}
+{"text":"ZAU ZAU"}
+{"text":"Swallow zogogo"}
+{"text":"riona in da house"}
+{"text":"Pou-pou... so close..."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hard to gauge how much money she has when she chooses to live in squalor"}
+{"text":"Fuwamoco are almost certainly virgins. They have been idols for years and are very committed to the idol dream and to their fans. Maybe they hooked up with a girl because they don't see it as breaking their promise, but twins are notoriously difficult to hook up with. Gigi is almost certainly a virgin too, she's asexual, maybe she tried it out once and wasn't impressed. Kronii is a toss up, she's very hot irl, but on the other hand she's very shy and awkward and keeps falling in love with straight women. Bae is also a toss up, she grew up very sheltered and isolated. Also the kind of men she's into are rare in Australia. Cc is obviously not a virgin, but she probably has only had sex with women. The odds for the rest of EN are not good, maybe Sana. But I don't know much about her. It's not impossible for the rest though, the only confirmed non virgin is Nimi."}
+{"text":"Lol, second-hand cuckposting. This is why I made a point a while back, about how its better to just end the stream over raiding an ID girl. They for the most part will always end up raiding a homo."}
+{"text":"of course not. Shiori has an entire year's worth of birthday+anniversary merch over Gigi. Gigi is closer to Nerissa than to Shiori if we're being honest and not shitposting about homos"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Erotic hag"}
+{"text":"reminder that she asked lumi for joi audio but the frigid bitch refused"}
+{"text":"Unforgivable really. Lumi's voice was made for JOI"}
+{"text":"So early?"}
+{"text":"I assume Holos are botting like crazy otherwise I don't really understand the # they're getting, it's not like they're better or do anything differently. From what I've heard of the screening process they just select for fake-friendly people that does whatever they tell them, probably through a big 5 personality quiz among other things."}
+{"text":"Yearning Edition What is /lig/? /lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more. Why /lig/? Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on. Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Wait isn't that one a corpo? /lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents /lig/ Numbers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"raise them all to be my wives and bring home money so i dont have to work but ill be a house husband. then id name one lumi and make her stream."}
+{"text":"I take Jelly and keep her as my pet"}
+{"text":"Dunno, as long as they have their navel."}
+{"text":"This gooner baiting bitch needs more hate"}
+{"text":"Good job bro, happy for you"}
+{"text":"If you truly care about them I feel like some Vtubers want to have the positives of an audience being parasocially in love with you without the negatives. If they're just an entertainer and I shouldn't care about their love live, why would I care about them beyond what entertainment I get?"}
+{"text":"some Vtubers want to have the positives without the negatives You're just describing women"}
+{"text":"I think, there's nothing wrong with a vtuber getting married, but there's also nothing wrong with a fan moving on and finding someone else if that vtuber no longer provides an experience they like. The sense of entitlement where some vtubers act entitled to unconditional \"support\" from their fans really can be irritating at times. It's a two-way street, bitch. Some people will choose to support you regardless, but you should treat that as a blessing and appreciate it, not like the normal state of things and anyone who doesn't follow suit is some fucked up manchild."}
+{"text":"Vtubers women that's how women use their orbiters IRL too"}
+{"text":"no one is forcing you to stay"}
+{"text":"by the way anons, when does the tournament start? i forgot the date can i still hope for at least one (1) marikawa practice stream?"}
+{"text":"this Saturday. I think we will get one practice stream at least, but with the Reboot rehearsals ramping up who knows"}
+{"text":"oh 26, i was thinking of 24 or 28 for some reason... i will be able to watch it, nice i am on my knees praying they'll do jigs again"}
+{"text":"anon...saturday is the 24th"}
+{"text":"wait it is the 24, i'm retarded and saw it wrong i'm an idiot"}
+{"text":"Post vtubers who are addicted to porn/eroge"}
+{"text":"But they assured me they were seiso"}
+{"text":"They've admitted to reading eromanga together"}
+{"text":"It's seiso eromanga"}
+{"text":"Do they flick the bean together too?"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussion of Japanese Vtubers and all related topics, including news and numbers. Includes but not limited to: Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, Re:AcT, NoriPro, Neo-porte, VPI Cafe, Hololive, 2434, VSPO, Kizuna Ai Inc, ASTlive, 774 inc, VOMS, Strawberry Prince, VEE, Varium, Sinsogumi, Million Production, Aikatsu Academy, Hasunosora Highschool, Idolm@ster vα-liv, any other corpos, vsingers, ASMR and all JP indies regardless of scale. Previous:"}
+{"text":"FINAL PLATINUM TALLY OF 20th January 18,215 : 胡桃沢りりか (Indie) 16,765 : 周防パトラ (Indie) 13,395 : 橘ひなの (VSPO) 8,328 : 猫汰つな (VSPO) 6,796 : 犬山たまき (のりプロ) 6,689 : 白雪レイド (Neo-Porte) 6,450 : 一ノ瀬うるは (VSPO) 6,319 : 光りりあ (Indie) 5,719 : 蝶屋はなび (VSPO) 5,669 : なぃとめあ (Indie) 5,117 : 龍巻ちせ (VSPO)"}
+{"text":"good night, /vsinger/ tonight, i will dream of anon's dream conversation about Yuka, getting executed by Joucho, consuming the McGriddle with KAFU, MEMESIA getting sacrificed to bring Onyu back, celebrating Jill's birthday, BEMA playing bingo, and Ci's face getting closer"}
+{"text":"What did Shiori mean by this? What did Gura do to advent to piss them off this hard?"}
+{"text":"Sabaseethe"}
+{"text":"Mentioning it makes kanikeks write walls of text"}
+{"text":"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SABA DON'T LOOK"}
+{"text":"When was this?"}
+{"text":"gods, you're stupid as usual, there is 83 too many replies to this horrible thread"}
+{"text":"It feels like karmic justice that Rushia is looked on more fondly by the Hololive community these days than Miko is."}
+{"text":"no she isnt, Lingling"}
+{"text":"Uppercut yourself fuckface."}
+{"text":"Do it yourself, or are you so chicken that you hide behind a website and a computer while telling people to act out your meatbrained fantasies"}
+{"text":"Like a lot of Hololive members, writing a single name in the same sentence as Miko is enough to get you banned. Even linking the archive is enough sometimes."}
+{"text":"Mike>Miko"}
+{"text":"Now that Phase Saga has fully debuted, what are everyone’s predictions for the next Phase invaders and next generation? I expect we’ll see Invaders later this year, and the next gen in 2027"}
+{"text":"Lisa filian clauvio bajiru poko (if she goes indie)"}
+{"text":"Never"}
+{"text":"Theoretically, what would happen if Mikeneko became a JP invader? Would it be a disaster or does it have a chance of success?"}
+{"text":"Haachama would genuinely be much happier in phase which I never thought I'd say"}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"A thread for Hells' Holy Herald, Mori Calliope"}
+{"text":"the Pope roleplaying was worth it in the end"}
+{"text":"Thank you for the drunken pep talk CC"}
+{"text":"Cute Morp bullying the ESL"}
+{"text":"CCGG bullying Mori Sexually"}
+{"text":"Deathclock/Autofister double collab after the other three run a train on Mori"}
+{"text":"I like it"}
+{"text":"cun~"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"cun~"}
+{"text":"whenfield is now verysoonfield who's excited? endfield thread"}
+{"text":"hm. but continue begging each and every thread, you \"people\" are insufferable. not even the first linux beggar this thread"}
+{"text":"Its another open world action gacha theres dozens of those"}
+{"text":"This, 200 bucks for one character that's going to be powercrept Lol, lmao even, gachashit is such a fucking scam and these paypiggies pay"}
+{"text":"Let me know when they put her in and I'll play"}
+{"text":"it's getting hyped because of the franchise legacy"}
+{"text":"*explodes your corpse*"}
+{"text":"It does something against heart turn 2 I guess. Also gives a whopping 4 block against shield and spear sometimes."}
+{"text":"I feel like it could apply to anything that creates cards in general. Or if they want to keep it as a \"fuck these two enemies in particular\" relic, maybe just whenever a status card is created in general. Would go well with Ironclad."}
+{"text":"So are we actually getting StS2 this year? Or what's even happening to the game? And will we get StS2 or Balatro's promised content update first?"}
+{"text":"Latest news were early access goes live on March (we still don't know the exact day)"}
+{"text":"Monster Train 2 was an excellent sequel. Will Slay the Spire 2 be?"}
+{"text":"It’s…fun as hell"}
+{"text":"In English, doc?"}
+{"text":"There’s a ton to do. Combat is fine. We’re building a base and grinding for good gear"}
+{"text":"Minecraft doesn't even have a combat system"}
+{"text":"I agree it's a lot of fun. It made me want to try out Minecraft since I've never played. What's the best mod pack to try? All the Mods?"}
+{"text":"Troonslop"}
+{"text":"what are some good F1 games? not just racing games, specifically F1."}
+{"text":"gimi"}
+{"text":"the ones on psx made by psygnosis or studio liverpool and studio 33, but avoid f1 98 and f1 99"}
+{"text":"grand prix 2/3/4"}
+{"text":"Anything good and recent? Even better if it can be played on Switch. My dad loves F1 and I would like to gift him something to play besides those cashgrab f2p mobile games."}
+{"text":"Still the GOAT despite attempts for zoomies to claim otherwise"}
+{"text":"long running franchise only one game is actually good"}
+{"text":"true colors was good"}
+{"text":"want to play a game but don't want to play any of my hundreds of games"}
+{"text":"As a Yes Man enthusiast and NCR sympathizer, I now regret killing Mr. House on all my playthroughs. Turns out, he’s a hero."}
+{"text":"more to support the interpretation of House ending = Old World bad to Cass {Skeptical} Dad used to say that in the Old World, people would put boards on their feet and soar down the mountains. \"What's wrong?\" (VDialogueCassRoseofSharonCassidyTopic084) {Sarcastic} Aside from the TV-faced robots, the dust, and the old man smell in every room? Nothing, it's a paradise. {Uneasy} This place has the Old World Blues about it. Everything in here feels like it should have passed on a long time ago. Hell, it's hard to believe Vegas is right outside. So, yeah, I'm looking to leave whenever you're ready. \"All right. Come on, let's go.\" {Relieved to be leaving} Thank god, the sooner the better. When you dismiss her to the Lucky 38, she has a unique dismissal message. \"Cass has gone... reluctantly... to the Lucky 38.\" {Wary, doesn't like 38} All right... don't be long. {Under her breath} Robots there give me the creeps. {Wary, doesn't like 38} All right. Guess Vegas it is. {Wary, doesn't like 38} Back to the gilded cage."}
+{"text":"The companions are the weakest part of New Vegas and by a long shot"}
+{"text":"Not a single companion with Legion friendly views, only one that takes a neutral stance is Raul."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have experience with modding? When do I know that I need NVSE etc? What exactly can't be accomplished by GECK alone? GECK seems easy enough but the million plugins FNV has make the learning curve seem steep"}
+{"text":"Game has crazy lore"}
+{"text":"Why comuvirgins don't simply go to China if they hate being in America so much?"}
+{"text":"AI automated socialist market economy (China, soon)"}
+{"text":"Because China is a national socialist state that only serves Chinese people"}
+{"text":"RNG born as a nobleman in a feudal society"}
+{"text":"the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"boss that resuses Godfrey"}
+{"text":"Anybody who bitches about a boss \"not playing by the rules\" is a fucking retard."}
+{"text":"As far as he knew he was cuckolded"}
+{"text":"Hoarah Literally Houx"}
+{"text":"2nd coolest fight of the game"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, in Ironforge..."}
+{"text":"i wish games looked like this"}
+{"text":"Blatant Blizzard advertising thread"}
+{"text":"So much better than Stormwind. I miss when this was basically the defacto capitol before Blizzard put a bunch of shit only in Stormwind"}
+{"text":"Well, it appears it flopped. like everyone with a brain said it did. where are all the cope fiends? you guys were valiantly defending its success 3 months ago"}
+{"text":"Worth pointing out that e33 was on game pass and it 149k peak players. avowed and outer worlds 1/2 dont hit that combined. I wonder when the gay pass cope will die"}
+{"text":"Avellone won"}
+{"text":"ya it really feels like the world doesnt take itself seriously enough while the characters feel preachy like watching good morning vietnam and getting to the second half of the movie"}
+{"text":"is there anything more reddit than the games writers taking the piss at the players expense"}
+{"text":"I just don't understand. I thought first game flopped. I played it myself but dropped after like 5 hours because it was extremely boring. At this point I think it's safer and better to do a new IP? Like, how many people are there that were actually hyped for this shit?"}
+{"text":"\"nobody had visited the tomb in centuries\" tomb has lit candlesticks"}
+{"text":"bats, rats, wolves No reason for them to fight eachother, they all cover different niches skeletons, ghouls, ghosts Don't need to eat so don't need to fight bandits Peacefully living by farming bats, rats and wolves with assistance from the undead vampires In a mutually beneficial relationship with the bandits. The bandits give them blood and they help them with farming and other tasks in exchange. adventures Invasive species. Will cause havoc and destabilize the ecosystem if not dealt with immediately."}
+{"text":"\"nobody had visited the tomb in centuries\" \"well except John the tombkeeper, he lights the candles there every day and performs general maintenance\""}
+{"text":"The virgin gamer Change that to \"the virgin lorefag\" and you're good"}
+{"text":"the nu-gamer doesn't even spare a thought for the lighting and stares at the arrow on his compass"}
+{"text":"what can i say, man? i fucking hate shmups. i wondered if system erasure could make the genre actually compelling to me the way they did with sokoban, another genre i historically dislike. turns out that the answer is no. this shit sucks, and from what i can tell there's nothing to really dig into here beneath the surface. at least it looks and sounds pretty ig!"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"In no way is it actually worse nor is it a \"retread\" of shit, it's a shmup made by people who actually like shmups, simple as."}
+{"text":"Hard Corps"}
+{"text":"Sure thing retard-bro. And Lunacid is a kingsfield-like."}
+{"text":"All shmups are retreads of other shmups"}
+{"text":"how do I decide what meta deck to steal?"}
+{"text":"Whatever deck looks the coolest from the newest set. Frogs from bloomburrow were sick."}
+{"text":"Mtg top 8. Congrats faggot you're now a netdecker."}
+{"text":"This is true. Chess has an algorithm that decides which pieces I start with on the board to ensure a 50/50 win rate. It also changes some of the white pieces to be black to be more diverse just like Magic The Gathering. This is a well known fact."}
+{"text":"This is true it unironically is on chess websites when your rating is finally stabilized, you match against people you're mathematically predicted to go 50/50 against. You don't need to fix matches to do this."}
+{"text":"Both games match you with similarily strong opponents. Idk what other shizo nonsense you’re on about"}
+{"text":"Tsukihime is just Twilight for dudes."}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"First of all, no. Second, it would be the other way around."}
+{"text":"why are they so gay"}
+{"text":"LOVE WON LIFE IS STRANGE REUNION IS KINO ALREADY"}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to cum in chloe"}
+{"text":"every guy in the promo shots is brown everyone has a 1000 yard stare certified jeet game"}
+{"text":"After the last game where they cucked Max by having Chloe flirt and hit on Victoria who could have been a potential new partner for Max after Chloe bitched out and dumped her it soured me to any future game in the series. Fuck them I hope their studio shits the bed"}
+{"text":"way to out yourself as a newfag you need to go back"}
+{"text":"yeah well they should bring back lesbian teenage max and chloe not sad old alcoholic adult max and chloe nobody gives a SHIT about them"}
+{"text":"Me when I spread misinformation online, hi planks"}
+{"text":"BSG took cuts in the past. But ever since 2018 we've gone 100%. Only scum is PayPal asking much transactional fees Ive been told the charity doesn't want PayPal, so they collect it and send it over."}
+{"text":"wake up FF 7 shit sleep again"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"what's the BSG viewer to BSG thread poster overlap 50%?"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO HUFFLEPUFF"}
+{"text":"Damn, why does the hufflepuff get the best bikini skin?"}
+{"text":"more like hufflepuffy nipples"}
+{"text":"still no sauce"}
+{"text":"Overlooking a Hufflepuff workhorse gf At least try to suppress your rampant homosexuality."}
+{"text":"I made it, that's all there is, sorry anon"}
+{"text":"Voting is open for the 2025 /v/GAs. Remember, your vote counts when you click a link in the thread. Voting code is contained in the replies below. Check the replies for the most recent code."}
+{"text":"The amount of times dispatch appears is giving me flashbacks to the first telltale walking dead. Also laughing at the tourists that come out just to hate board traditions."}
+{"text":"Fuck off."}
+{"text":"ty anon it is a thankless job i squirted too"}
+{"text":"What is this board's axe to grind with Ghost of Yotei? I get Expedition 33 getting the \"overrated\" nomination, but why Yotei? Ditto for 007. They've got the Hitman team on that and you're dreading it?"}
+{"text":"Tsushima but with a protagonist that nobody wanted"}
+{"text":"what the fuck was this for?"}
+{"text":"•—•"}
+{"text":"it was a vitality sensor connection point so you could put your dick in it"}
+{"text":"It's an eyelash cleaner, give it a shot."}
+{"text":"it's where the steam comes out after intense gaming sessions when you press you always have to make a *PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH* noise, remember that"}
+{"text":"It was never used by Nintendo, but Nyko used it to make a shell to have your wiimote held while playing."}
+{"text":"LOVE WON LIFE IS STRANGE REUNION IS KINO ALREADY"}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to cum in chloe"}
+{"text":"every guy in the promo shots is brown everyone has a 1000 yard stare certified jeet game"}
+{"text":"After the last game where they cucked Max by having Chloe flirt and hit on Victoria who could have been a potential new partner for Max after Chloe bitched out and dumped her it soured me to any future game in the series. Fuck them I hope their studio shits the bed"}
+{"text":"way to out yourself as a newfag you need to go back"}
+{"text":"yeah well they should bring back lesbian teenage max and chloe not sad old alcoholic adult max and chloe nobody gives a SHIT about them"}
+{"text":"Tsukihime is just Twilight for dudes."}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"First of all, no. Second, it would be the other way around."}
+{"text":"why are they so gay"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO HUFFLEPUFF"}
+{"text":"Damn, why does the hufflepuff get the best bikini skin?"}
+{"text":"more like hufflepuffy nipples"}
+{"text":"still no sauce"}
+{"text":"Overlooking a Hufflepuff workhorse gf At least try to suppress your rampant homosexuality."}
+{"text":"I made it, that's all there is, sorry anon"}
+{"text":"Me when I spread misinformation online, hi planks"}
+{"text":"BSG took cuts in the past. But ever since 2018 we've gone 100%. Only scum is PayPal asking much transactional fees Ive been told the charity doesn't want PayPal, so they collect it and send it over."}
+{"text":"wake up FF 7 shit sleep again"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"what's the BSG viewer to BSG thread poster overlap 50%?"}
+{"text":"Voting is open for the 2025 /v/GAs. Remember, your vote counts when you click a link in the thread. Voting code is contained in the replies below. Check the replies for the most recent code."}
+{"text":"The amount of times dispatch appears is giving me flashbacks to the first telltale walking dead. Also laughing at the tourists that come out just to hate board traditions."}
+{"text":"Fuck off."}
+{"text":"ty anon it is a thankless job i squirted too"}
+{"text":"What is this board's axe to grind with Ghost of Yotei? I get Expedition 33 getting the \"overrated\" nomination, but why Yotei? Ditto for 007. They've got the Hitman team on that and you're dreading it?"}
+{"text":"Tsushima but with a protagonist that nobody wanted"}
+{"text":"what the fuck was this for?"}
+{"text":"•—•"}
+{"text":"it was a vitality sensor connection point so you could put your dick in it"}
+{"text":"It's an eyelash cleaner, give it a shot."}
+{"text":"it's where the steam comes out after intense gaming sessions when you press you always have to make a *PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH* noise, remember that"}
+{"text":"It was never used by Nintendo, but Nyko used it to make a shell to have your wiimote held while playing."}
+{"text":"level 99 character joins the party early"}
+{"text":"But what is the difference between melkor and morgoth? Melkor was basically satan but he was essentially a huge baby throwing a tantrum, and not actually all that brave or directly strong. He was chaotic evil and just wanted to scramble and destroy everything made by God. Sauron is a former lackey of Melkor and eventually became his successor, but Sauron is more neutral/lawful evil. He doesn't necessarily want to destroy or scramble the world, he wants to control and industrialize and forge it into his own efficient land. Both are cowards. In the end Melkor was actually the bigger coward: in the final War of Wrath Melkor tried to hide in his fortress like a little bitch when the Valar came to root him out and he was dragged out by his feet, while Sauron at least went out and fought against the Last Alliance when they were sieging his fortress."}
+{"text":"bro it's FILLER anyone who uses that word is a grade A retard"}
+{"text":"Melkor is his original name from creation. Morgoth is what he came to be known as on Middle Earth."}
+{"text":"Same dude, different name"}
+{"text":"You're not wrong. But Deagol had still been an asshole, and while Smeagol was himself being a greedy asshole, he probably wouldn't have killed Deagol had it been a normal gold ring"}
+{"text":"What's the best wizardrylike?"}
+{"text":"With Sony losing so much money daily they’re giving in on even the TV industry do they have much of a future as a hardware manufacturer? Are they going to go the way of Microsoft and make machines for people who want games to run on low but at a cheaper price than most PCs while porting their games everywhere?"}
+{"text":"the future of china is technology. AI, hardware, everything in chinese hands."}
+{"text":"2 more weeks until CHINA NUMBA WAN"}
+{"text":"South park was right China will rule the world in the future"}
+{"text":"Sony"}
+{"text":"literally the only decent TV manufacturer left is now going to be a Chinese fart"}
+{"text":"WON'T FORGIVE YOUUUUU"}
+{"text":"They're rushing it out just like Wilds and DD2, it's definitely a 3make situation"}
+{"text":"discordtrannies found the thread"}
+{"text":"RE4 Remake length or a little longer. Nobody is complaining about LENGTH buddy, but about location variety and actual places we'll get to visit in RE9. I mean RE7 was actually quite damn long if you play at a normal place, yet it felt very very small in terms of actual scale (cause it was)"}
+{"text":"Grace"}
+{"text":"We've only seen the Wellness Center and some street shots of some city. I'm glad they're not showing us all the locations so we can be surprised when we play it. Best thing about RE4 back in 05 was when I had no idea there was a massive castle section or an island with labs. I only thought it was creepy village. Stop trying to to doom all the time. It's unhealthy."}
+{"text":"/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday consoletan.booru.org consoletans.neocities.org/ flockmod.com/r/thebreakroom"}
+{"text":"This Chinese gal fused the PS5, Switch 2 and Xbox Series X into a single console. Requesting this fused tan."}
+{"text":"that pic Welcome back, Super Genintari"}
+{"text":"Weekly reminder that Xbone is fat"}
+{"text":"every time this is said she gains one extra pound"}
+{"text":"big deck donk"}
+{"text":"you figure it out. I have trouble deciding. I had a stroke and now my intelligance is impacted."}
+{"text":"Imagine not having a retort. CoD4 was a dogshit FPS designed for cattle controllers, televisions and retards. It aimed for you. Ultra low TTK. Grenade indicators. Showed enemies on the map. Not only that, but thats around the time destitute shitters got access to the internet, and there was a measurable worsening in peoples attitudes and behaviour. Trash talking before console cattle: noob! owned! suck it down! Trash talking after console cattle: NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR MOM SLUT BITCH"}
+{"text":"Cell is a sad symptom of IBM's retardedness in the early 2000s. Did exactly what Intel tried with the Pentium 4 (giganigga pipeline with no care for IPC and attempt to compensate with clock speed) and had absolutely no backup designs if that didn't work out. The G5 Macs, PS3 and Xbox 360 all suffered for it and it's the reason PowerPC isn't in the consumer space any more."}
+{"text":"Oh im not that anon that was arguing with you. I just think you're deluded for thinking consoles dont have good games when pc begs for half those games then doesn't play them."}
+{"text":"when pc begs for half those games then doesn't play them. Thanks for beta testing, but I'll play the objectively superior version on PC."}
+{"text":"HOLY FUCK this is good"}
+{"text":"there's exactly zero subscribers left on this service"}
+{"text":"I dont find Premium that bad of a deal but $30 a month for Ultimate is crazy."}
+{"text":"not even DS2 that'll be $360 per year seriously why are we not burning Redmond to the ground?"}
+{"text":"Played both the new shinobi and 2d ninja gaiden and liked gaiden slightly more. But both were solid 8s in my book."}
+{"text":"Why are ff1 and ff2 on game pass anyway"}
+{"text":"in development for at least 13 years not a single believable or realible leak they got it locked up tighter than a solitude virgin"}
+{"text":"I do not know anything about modeling, I have know seen in-game engine renders, which looked good because from what I understand they gutted lumen or created it's approximation and ported to creation engine, otherwise the assets look like any other AAA 3d asset with a standard pbr pipeline."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info Seems like it’ll be better than starfield but worse than anybody’s expectations since they’re so fuckin high"}
+{"text":"It looks very strange in some cases, you will see what I mean when they release the footage. The reason why it looks weird to me is because I don't entirely understand what this shit is being held together by half of the time. It is very deliberately decorative and impractical, intentionally so, and crown armors look like that as well which some might like but I found weird. That being said I can't comment on much more because I got to work on TES6 only got 2 months and only on a limited aspect of it, initially when I got ancient elven stuff I assumed it was actually for ESO because I couldn't believe I actually got a chance to work on TES6 and I realized it was for TES6 only when I got a second design document for redguard factions and ships. You have to understand no one really tells you shit when you work in outsource, it is a very blackbox feeling, half of the time you don't even know codename of the game. You just literally sit in slack and get a pdf file from local AD, you do your sketches and send it in, then he gets back with client feedback, repeat like 5 times. It's a very isolated feeling and nothing like the concept art of the glory days where you got to participate in creating a world truly."}
+{"text":"ah so its like oblivion in terms of art style, IE todd wants to look generic fantasy for mass market appeal."}
+{"text":"It's insane how much the DS duology killed his stock."}
+{"text":"You have never played Death Stranding 2"}
+{"text":"Didn't Kojima start the whole thing with his Silent Hill demo?"}
+{"text":"\"This will be the first strand-type game\" Everybody laughs about it All of the sudden there are several very successful games about going on big treks The guy is weird and most certainly overblown but his insight on game design is without a doubt those of a seasoned veteran"}
+{"text":"no delivery, no complex terrain traversal try again"}
+{"text":"That's what I've been saying since the first gameplay teaser, P.T was always a bad first impression since it looked and played no differently than the average indie horror game at the time. Before P.T you had Slender and Outlast, which kickstarted the \"Disposable horror game for streamers\""}
+{"text":"This is a japanese grappler. Any questions? No? Good, now play fighting games"}
+{"text":"Her slippers look very uncomfortable to walk on"}
+{"text":"toilets still need cleaning in a post scarcity society what happens when the robots rebel would make a great campaign even outside my joke making"}
+{"text":"what happens when the robots rebel They sort of already tried, see: RA and the Deimos Event. It's why shackling exists in the first place. would make a great campaign even outside my joke making It would be very scary, especially considering a lot of mechs have NHPs at LL3 and is a big part of their power. I could see some HORUS nutjobs trying to make it happen though."}
+{"text":"That's my wife!"}
+{"text":"2B being in GBFV makes me not want to play it, it has a stench of desperation that gives me the ick. Like you have to get the buttbot to try and cash in on sex appeal because you don't trust your own girls like the likes of fucking Magisa to get the job done?"}
+{"text":"At that point in FFXIV's current expansion where i level up the alt jobs i never use just for completionists sake Always leave the ones i hate till last aka Monk, Black Mage and Summoner MNK and BLM just aren't for me But SMN actively feels rancid to play Every expansion its worse Okay lets see what they turned it into this expansion Spam one button using a series of off GCD skills with long cooldowns to simply change what button you are spamming to a second or just the element of it. Compared to stuff like Red Mage or Dancer it was bad when it was a straight clone of WoW's Cata era Affliction Warlock but every time it just keeps getting worse. To say nothing of summoning big fucking screen filling assholes so annoying they added an option in the settings to reduce their size. I fucking hate Summoner and every expansion when i have to drag it another 10 levels through a few days of beast tribe dailys and duty roullettes i hate it even more. Whats that mmo class for you?"}
+{"text":"they're not removing combat addons. they're masking the combat api. this breaks all current combat addons but doesn't necessarily prevent them from working around it"}
+{"text":"they could always just fix the netcode"}
+{"text":"Retard or obtuse?"}
+{"text":"I'm really hoping Beastmaster actually is their way of testing whether something like that could work again It's just the dumping ground for old pet mechanics. Your only hope is that BLU gets upgraded to a real job and sets the precedent for BST to follow suit."}
+{"text":"You're definitely retarded, no question there."}
+{"text":". But"}
+{"text":"They're trying to get ahead of it as a result of the Okami tweet making the rounds, so they can recontextualize what is obviously referring to a predominantly black audience to white people bad"}
+{"text":"at least there's gameplay in shooters and sports games And there isn't in what, RPGs as a whole? You think that's going to be a workable position here?"}
+{"text":"FIFA and Madden still sell a shit ton but every single release has negative reviews because the games are dogshit. Ball and gun gamer represents these people that fucking know these games are dogshit yet still keep buying them every year anyway, then complain there aren't any good games to play."}
+{"text":"Slopticle. gonna have to report you to the ADL for this new-fangled antisemitic dogwhistle"}
+{"text":"demo this Friday release in one week Who else is hyped?"}
+{"text":"I mean theatrics in the obvious sense the word might imply. Stuff like  taken by itself is obviously just your everyday anime stuff, but when you add a musical number in your game I can't help but start wondering if they're going for a more theatrical vibe or if it's just something punctual."}
+{"text":"Holly conviced me to buy the ultimate edition"}
+{"text":"Summons a sun on you"}
+{"text":"Elden Ring couldn't even get the horse to work in co-op That was a deliberate choice. Seamless coop allows for horses during coop and even invasions and everything works fine."}
+{"text":"It was a deliberate choice You don't have to remind me that Fromsoft has a lot of retards, anon."}
+{"text":"IT'S FUCKING OVER"}
+{"text":"ACtard…"}
+{"text":"only 33% only nigga do you not see the writing on the wall when mutts get wanked as the most consumerist country and the most important market yet japan is already on par with that demand?"}
+{"text":"He can’t even prove or back up any of his accusations so he’s just a troll at this point. He can’t argue so he’s makes false accusations as a cop out."}
+{"text":"BUT MUH CHRIS \"ok I lied, and?\" DRING NUMBERS. NDSfags are deluding themselves so hard that at this rate they may off themselves once february comes."}
+{"text":"Its a strange cognitive dissonance where they want to believe anyone talking shit about Nintendo is one \"Snoy\" or whatever they tell them, even though the majority of users on this Board are probably on PC. It says something about the current state of Nintendo that their schizos are producing awful shitposting on /v/ rather than playing their games. Maybe the MK World threads wouldn't be so fucking dead then"}
+{"text":"Touch the cow. Do it now"}
+{"text":"Hey peaches, how about you moon me? Hahaha!"}
+{"text":"Kanna's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, and her ass is sufficiently large to attract human males."}
+{"text":"Because in that exact same story you’re describing the entire point of that character is that although they’re 1000 years old they’re still physically 12. Stop being intentionally disingenuous"}
+{"text":"best sailor scout"}
+{"text":"I guess that's the second best thing."}
+{"text":"is that a retarded 4kids-tier american localization or does that actually happen in the japanese script?"}
+{"text":"Why is no one excited for Palworld?"}
+{"text":"steam charts twitch viewers youtube views What is this mentall illness called?"}
+{"text":"Basic observation?"}
+{"text":"new internet people have been raped by shareholder interests on websites and media so fucking hard that they are obsessed with the same inane bullshit they are nowadays i.e. \"engagement\" statistics, disdain for nsfw (either has to be full porn or 100% familiy friendly no inbetween), profit margins, etc."}
+{"text":"oh boy, another early-access open-world survival scam that calls a half-finished game \"1.0\" after sales start drying up"}
+{"text":"Ethan give me a baby!!!! Your response?"}
+{"text":"I'm not Ethan, so I don't give a shit."}
+{"text":"They are literally made of nasty biting flies"}
+{"text":"Alright slop anon give them all dick bulges"}
+{"text":"any girl who shows interest in you is an agent of the state"}
+{"text":"This would be too based for Capcom to do. They already deviated too much on their \"characters are celibates\" policy in Village by implying Ethan had sex to conceive his daughter."}
+{"text":"It really is the PEAK of multiplayer gaming in 2026"}
+{"text":"I can take dogshit, I can not take cheating dogshit."}
+{"text":"how much genuine faggotry is happening in the lobbies"}
+{"text":"Genuine? Next to zero. Ironic? From very little to quite a bit, depending on the scouts in the lobby."}
+{"text":"that one pink"}
+{"text":"remake the greatest game of the 2000s butcher and censor it casualize it's gameplay Nobody has been backstabbed more than DR fans"}
+{"text":"The remake's better. casualize it's [sic] gameplay Fixing the dogshit AI didn't \"casualize\" it, but merely removed the artificial difficulty."}
+{"text":"Even the Wii port ACK-"}
+{"text":"Rendering the same room twice is too much for modern consoles. Please understand."}
+{"text":"The bad AI makes survivors feel like incompetent idiots you have to protect, which makes sense in the scenario while also adding to the overall stress the game is pushing onto you. I get why people don't like it, but if you know you know. It's not a game for everyone."}
+{"text":"it's simply not possible... we lost the technology..."}
+{"text":"Life Is Strange: Reunion has been announced, release on March 26th“Made by and for fans of the original game, Life Is Strange: Reunion brings a definitive closure to the saga of Max and Chloe”"}
+{"text":"who the fuck is this supposed to be"}
+{"text":"Yeah I don't care, they're all post-wall now so the appeal is gone."}
+{"text":"still keeping max's new ugly completely different person face instead of going back to her old actual face fuck you But good lord, Chloe is still so fucking hot my God I love you Chloe so much even though you're a lesbian, that makes you hotter, I cried when you died, I sobbed so much, I miss you so much Chloe"}
+{"text":"“Made by and for fans of the original game Its going to be another double exposure where they actively shit on the fans of the original game"}
+{"text":"do people really still care about this series?"}
+{"text":"Favorite sister?"}
+{"text":"Was just thinking of this the other day, I ought to give it another good go."}
+{"text":"good luck"}
+{"text":"This looked cool but I never played it."}
+{"text":"I originally tried it like 8 years ago but completely fucked up my playthrough, it seemed intriguing but I kept avoiding it for the longest while Gave it another shot a few months ago and ended up liking it quite a lot Frankly I didn't totally understand the motivations of each sister so I'll probably just say that Uta was my favourite"}
+{"text":"but completely fucked up my playthrough I wonder if Ice Pick intended this game to be this random"}
+{"text":"yearly reminder that it is time for your yearly mirror's edge replay"}
+{"text":"Was Kill Bill the reason why \"hot but also dangerous asian chick\" became such a ubiquitous character archetype in the sixth and seventh generation?"}
+{"text":"KH2FM, 100%. I've gotten a lot faster at it, especially since I learned some speedrun strats."}
+{"text":"Well sometime probably, it's legit my favourite game. A true masterpiece."}
+{"text":"IoI"}
+{"text":"that is indeed the guy who jerks off to literal newborns while depicting himself as a cross-dressing child, yes"}
+{"text":"insane, dangerous, and frankly delusional interpretation report to your nearest detention facility for reeducation"}
+{"text":"Correct but neither of them want to be eaten with egg nog."}
+{"text":"They hate both groups thats it"}
+{"text":"Earisu Gainsborough"}
+{"text":"Aerith ball"}
+{"text":"All these worlds seem to have a connected consciousness among characters. It's how 'main timeline Cloud' is able to see through the mind of the KO'd Cloud in the 'zack timeline' Because this time cloud will know the future the same way aerith knew it before the whispers stole it from her in remake."}
+{"text":"First Strike + ATB Boost materia lay down Arcane Ward and Radiant Ward have someone cast haste on her and the other agro enemies to them rebuild ATB with Aerith teleport to ward and nuke enemies with magic Use the Refocus synergy ability that gives you 3 ATB bars when available to kick even more ass."}
+{"text":"In the time needed to do this, Cloud would've faceraped the encounter already."}
+{"text":"Cloud can see and talk to Aerith in the lifestream, the others can only feel her"}
+{"text":"2026 still no FPS about sneaking through a dense jungle/forest and stealth killing people"}
+{"text":"Crysis"}
+{"text":"Not if there are 5 of them walking close to each other. another mgs 3 answer. also yes that is what made me want a game like that. those 2 short segments in crysis."}
+{"text":"You can that in literally any FPS game. Why are FPS players so retarded."}
+{"text":"crysis crysis 3 far cry far cry 3 far cry 4"}
+{"text":"Isnt that what half the Far Cry franchise is about?"}
+{"text":"B]"}
+{"text":"not skiing in Tribes fucking casual."}
+{"text":"he plays UNCreal Tournament ok nah I’m actually crying bro got me giggling kicking my feet fr, ts insane behavior"}
+{"text":"I miss tribes ascend"}
+{"text":"sure gramps, let's put you in bed"}
+{"text":"A ragtag group of virgins led by a furry and a BR with 300 ping"}
+{"text":"UNOVANS BE LIKE"}
+{"text":"Oh so that's how curry rice is made, makes sense now. Log off lil bro"}
+{"text":"That thread went to shit real fast Literally"}
+{"text":"It's a youtube animation starring cute, but fully clothed girls. Why did your brain go to porn?"}
+{"text":"\"nobody better post about cute girls on my watch!\" *spams scat, gore, cp, nigger dicks (wait i already said scat)*"}
+{"text":"Rosasisters all this dookie is giving me gender euphoria :D"}
+{"text":"Summoning all old(new)fags who remember /v/ermin threads. what the fuck is this Around 2015 or 2016 (I can't remember) someone posted pic related and then it spun off into anons making their own vermins for a few threads, then eventually it became vermin weekends and then eventually people started fighting them and then eventually it became a youtube fightclub and maybe a discord (or that was schizo ramblings) and there was like some drama or some bullshit but basically the concept went out of control and imploded from getting to big. As it happens with all things. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, for the first few threads it was just anons scribbling ms paint critters and this here is whati's important. I've only been to the first few threads myself before any of that other shit I mentioned happened, I just now learned of it from scrolling through the archives (and got terminal aids from it) but all I wanted was to find those original threads because there's a specific vermin I'm looking for. From what I remember it was like a whiskey bottle but a crab with a big ol' punching claw, and its name was based on some pun with decanter, like decounter or something. But clearly not since I can't find anything on it. So if you were one of the people in those threads and you remember that vermin in particular and how to find it PLEASE I SUMMON YOU HERE. HELP ME."}
+{"text":"I want to fuck blorf"}
+{"text":"I can't remember a vermin like that, but there were so many vermin that maybe I don't remember it."}
+{"text":"Stupid faggot"}
+{"text":"Join the holy church of the VTC"}
+{"text":"It woulda just came and went then."}
+{"text":"I love my wife!"}
+{"text":"oh no, she's cute!"}
+{"text":"You may not like it, but this is peak female design."}
+{"text":"Why is she so angry what was her fucking problem"}
+{"text":"what is snoot game and i wani hug the gator"}
+{"text":"overall it was just bad to begin with. it was just a long stream of nothing, like when another VN drops the main plot to be a slice of life for a few hours should have had MC learning sign language or something. he gets involved with every other character like that in some way"}
+{"text":"Beta Shizune route involved Misha killing herself. It got axed and the writer had to start over and rush out a new one to meet the deadline, which is likely why the Shizune route we ended up getting was so lackluster."}
+{"text":"Wonderfully put. I played Lilly's route first and when Hisao got his first heart attack I was fully expecting it to be a staple for the other routes as well. This is particularly stupid for Emi and Hanako's bad ends, where an heart attack would've fit perfectly."}
+{"text":"Adding Misha in the first place was a fucking mistake"}
+{"text":"the sonichu cat better be in the game"}
+{"text":"It's nearly in the top 100 wishlisted games, with like ~20k. Very curious to see how well it does"}
+{"text":"Sonichu medallion"}
+{"text":"Are you really gonna pay 30 bucks for such an ugly game?"}
+{"text":"it's the same flash style he used his whole career"}
+{"text":"LET'S GAME MUTHAFUCKAS QUICK! ADD ME! LET'S GO!! SW-3965-4342-7798"}
+{"text":"no!"}
+{"text":"Elemental weapons fucking SUCK in this franchise. Not only elemental attacks are beyond useless, the SFX is a literal cloud fart for every element making them unsatisfying as fuck. No cool fire slash, no cool water wall, no cool rock throw, no cool water wave, no cool thunder strike, no new attack based on the element, no fucking utility(besides paralysis and sleep), just a shitty cloudy fart that increases your damage Speaking of elements PARALYSIS and SLEEP are the only good elements in the franchise as these 2 are the only elements that have any noticeable effects in the enemies and the only elements that are not lazy free damage. And of top of all that Elemental weapons are tied to Attack Speed of weapons. Here's your +1% DPS to your Elemental Great Sword faggot - Capcom Probably What is the point of all these elements in the franchise besides free damage? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"pc niggers truly are a cancer upon vidya"}
+{"text":"As cute as these critters are, that would mean using any kind of Ice weapon will fuck up my timing. Which is extremely crucial if you're using something like Redirection"}
+{"text":"Elemental and status effect system is hopelessly antiquated and should've been completely revamped. Universal elemental and status effect oils sound fun."}
+{"text":"Aren't TUs done? Might as well uninstall until G Rank Gog + Gravios set bonus are good against Omega if you're tanking. Anyway, post Omega room"}
+{"text":"But that's why there used to be monsters that were complete ass to use raw damage against like Gravios and Chameleos, during progression you weren't supposed to have an elemental weapon of each type, you just build against whatever monster is giving you trouble and monsters were actually designed to give such troubles"}
+{"text":"Game takes translations literally"}
+{"text":"Trail of Tears Gitmo Bagdad Japan learned their lesson, you still need to be taught yours. Can't run from justice forever."}
+{"text":"B-BUT Not an argument"}
+{"text":"(He's a Kong?)"}
+{"text":"Sango is better"}
+{"text":"i want to command a handsome boy to sit. i don't remember him being that bad underneath it all, but it's been however long since i watched it when it was new"}
+{"text":"How would a reboot/new game even work?"}
+{"text":"Barrel roll"}
+{"text":"however they make it work"}
+{"text":"Dinosaur Planet 2, but with the sex update."}
+{"text":"Peppy Hare fps set during the last two years of his life"}
+{"text":"no memeing but how much shilling a game pay, and how does one actually get hired to do that? I'm talking about literally who streamers and non-eceleb fags that has no name on anything. actually are streamers contracted by dev to not explicitly say that they are shilling for X game on purpose?"}
+{"text":"Is this a cris thread?"}
+{"text":"how much shilling a game pay They haven't used shillings in years, they use the pound."}
+{"text":"almost x3 what the jannies earn"}
+{"text":"You are paid 50 cents an hour to make sure there is a Disney Speedstorm thread up at all times. would you?"}
+{"text":"Gaming laptop chads always win"}
+{"text":"My few years old lappy doesn't last 30 minutes playing anything fun. Still tho I've been operating purely on solar so it's coo"}
+{"text":"What parameters should I be looking for? kWh? And how many, for what price?"}
+{"text":"Entirely depends on what your consumption is. E.g. if your super gayman nvidia housefire PC drains 800W all the time and the thing can supply 800W for an hour, it will last you... an hour. If your PC uses 200W per hour, it will last you 4 times as long. Price varies, noname chink brands are cheaper but you may not get what it says on the label capacity wise."}
+{"text":"This. The only thing I ever use my laptop for over my desktop is watching tv in my bed. Not that I ever get thunderstorms, it only rains hard probably 6 days out of the year in norcal"}
+{"text":"Power outages can happen at any time, it can be pure incompetence or random chance. That's why I invested in an \"uninterruptible power supply\". Gives me enough time to shut the ol' girl down proper."}
+{"text":"How do we fix left"}
+{"text":"The fact that you don't literally require something doesn't mean that there isn't a variance to the difficulty and mechanical complexity in different areas."}
+{"text":"That's indeed a good design and I wish there were more of those. Nier:Automata is built like that. Although the second time it's more aesthetic."}
+{"text":"I dunno if this how Morrowind works but I never felt railroaded in that game and I felt it was one of the more interesting open worlds I played (minus cliffracers)."}
+{"text":"bowsers fury is just odyssey with a better open world and worse movememt"}
+{"text":"If ER was made like the predecessors, i wouldnt have bothered with the game past the first playthrough, especially since its length Same boat. The old design of Dark Soul was just formulaic, limited in gameplay and environment and didn't make use of the setting potential. Going Open-World like they did is proof they've learned from the previous games limitations."}
+{"text":"LET'S GET SOME HAAAAAIPE"}
+{"text":"You still keep them just in case or they still hold sentimental value, right?"}
+{"text":"kek. that pic got me."}
+{"text":"trannies hate footfags more than anyone else on earth because they can clock them beyond any filters or jaw hiding do TRVKE"}
+{"text":"makes sense"}
+{"text":"im sure my ddr2s will come in handy now"}
+{"text":"nice feet but i want her buns"}
+{"text":"ties with Elden Ring for most GOTY awards in history despite facing far harsher competition in Silksong and Hades 2 Best game of all times."}
+{"text":"n-no you don't understand, ubisoft was shilling for sandfall"}
+{"text":"brown people will unironically try and convince you that this is an attractive female"}
+{"text":"Same. Nothing about it even looks appealing enough to make me curious."}
+{"text":"Your comparsion with shadow hearts covenant is on point. Even comparing their worlds makes a big difference, SH is oozing with soul, humor, great cast and a beliveable world, meanwhile in E33 we got some abstract landscapes which are at times stylish but in the end, just empty. When all my normie friends went rabid from E33 I asked them whats so great about it. They showed me a short of a parry sequence against a rock and were impressed. Ironically out of the 5 who talked about it a lot, only 1 played it really, the others saw it on youtube some e-celeb playing it and thought it would be something for me. Like nigger, please, only because it has journo blessing it´s not a must play, just look at trash like NuGow, NuSpidey or Tlou, praised as a masterpiece but in reality they are like a 6/10 at best."}
+{"text":"You do realize that Babel Media isn't owned by Ubisoft right? Do you think Ubisoft has some kind of perpetual exclusive advertising deal with them or something?"}
+{"text":"gets rejected by a white girl breaks down on stream why do gen alphas, mainly white gen alphas worship this njgger eceleb so much"}
+{"text":"Why is Noob Saibot there too?"}
+{"text":"You don't help people for sex, you help them because it's the right thing to do"}
+{"text":"astroturfed jewish pet monkey, nothing out of the ordinary."}
+{"text":"millionaire streamer believed by ever zoomer still gets rejected by frumpy toilet hole give me one reason to not be blackpilled"}
+{"text":"Not vidya. Eat shit, underage."}
+{"text":"name a flaw"}
+{"text":"Kojima put too much faith in PS2's clunky button pressure sensitivity. It was very easy to mess up holds and murder instead. Also menuing, which the UE slop port actually did a good job making more bearable. But other than that, I can't say anything else negative."}
+{"text":"Then the game is too short."}
+{"text":"No, she’s a really good character. My only complaint about her is how implausible parts of her backstory are. Her being the first American in space, the daughter of an Illuminati member and an elite super soldier I can buy, but giving birth during the Normandy landing strains plausibility, and pushes her into Mary Sue territory when stacked against everything else."}
+{"text":"Are you kidding Ridiculous cutscene length in the beginning that could've been drastically shortened. You can even have same run time just put the scenes in the middle and end when they are welcomed. Guards do piss damage even on high difficulties. Unfun for a stealth game because you don't get to die, reset, and try to sneak that section again. Instead you just kill them or run to the next area. Oh yeah, you can just run to the next area in alert phase and it doesn't matter if you die, you'll checkpoint in the new area despite being a failure. Camo system pressures players to change camo every surface instead of just play the damn game. The healing system is tedious whether you have procedure for the wound type memorized or not. They should've made it faster like eating. It's just there for roleplaying."}
+{"text":"I don’t think it was Kojima putting faith in the pressure sensitivity gimmick as it was him being quirky for quirky’s sake, as no other PS2 game uses the pressure sensitivity to that degree. I feel the elephant in the room that no one wants to admit is that MGS 1-3 all had terrible controls, and the only reason put up with it was because everything else about the games were so good. Considering Delta controls way better AND is faithful to the original, I genuinely feel as though it’s a rare remake that’s superior to the original."}
+{"text":"I know that Spurdos lurk here, so I'm trying my luck: Does anyone have old episodes of \"TILT.tv\", the old Finnish video game TV show from the 1990s and early 2000s? Obviously I'm only interested of the OG show starring smexy Miss Jaana Pelkonen. I did manage to salvage a bunch of eps from ye olde Youtube some years ago...but my storage drive got busted just recently, and it seems that all the old YT and MEGA links are down."}
+{"text":"But the army is fucking playschool anyway these days I'd strongly disagree, having compared my own experiences to my older family members ones. If anything I'd say it's the complete opposite. Though I'll add that it heavily depends on your unit/job. t. 2/18 vyks."}
+{"text":"Ainakin omilla nurkilla julkiset jamit pystyttää joku yhistys niin sitä kautta on tarjontaakin. On niitä kavereidenkin kesken mutta se on enenmmänkin semmoista nyyttikesteilyä jossa kaikki tuo jotain pöytään viikonloppuu varten."}
+{"text":"mandatory account registration 7 day cool down before you can post shittons of basic features behind a pay wall I've ran a few of those. Get's more and more difficult when you're old non-student and have to pay the rents, all while jobs keep disappearing and costs of living skyrocket. Jams = game design competitions with a very limited time, and a shared topic. FGJ is happening next week. Many towns have IGDA Finland communities, board / cardgame clubs, and smaller, local groups, that work as a fine gate way to the communities. Just gotta prepare for some talkoo work, or else you won't be sticking around for too long."}
+{"text":"For me it was MoonTV and Kreivi Stakula's videogame shows. look him up died 2020 Damn..."}
+{"text":"And one of the tribes got arbitrarily declared as the only indigenous people in Europe, just because they dress funnily and herd reindeer. Just because some bureaucrat has a fetish for American style noble savages."}
+{"text":"ITT: Bench warmers"}
+{"text":"is it because he's black?!?! I benched him because he was black"}
+{"text":"Like to get into the dragon's lair thing you either need to do a convoluted NES bullshit thing or get a book that he needs to be alive to get Isn't there a check you can pass to notice the torches need to be hit with lightning damage? In my first playthrough I killed Ansur before ever doing anything related to Wyll's personal quest."}
+{"text":"can't even warm the bench as 90% of players will completely miss him"}
+{"text":"woljiff is so shit unless you reclass him"}
+{"text":"sith tremor swords are the hardest hitting weapons in the game."}
+{"text":"we PRETEND we made a game"}
+{"text":"and monthly subs"}
+{"text":"What are some memes we can add into the game? Construct additional pylons is still relevant right? Customers love memes."}
+{"text":"420 memes, i heard kids love that shit"}
+{"text":"Search a popular game Go to a popular mod site, find the game and the it’s popular downloaded mods Copy whatever that is Profit"}
+{"text":"Trissfags thougt they had a chance Lmao."}
+{"text":"I never played the games other than 3 but her part in Hearts of Stone was fantastic, she was lovely. Very based."}
+{"text":"she likes old men"}
+{"text":"good, not getting any younger you know"}
+{"text":"problem?"}
+{"text":"game was only memorable for the engrish and interesting choice of music when credits roll"}
+{"text":"a woman also wrote all the street fighter 2 bangers"}
+{"text":"Let's hire a male voice actor to voice our female character Unironically why? what were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"||"}
+{"text":"SPEEEN! LISN TO MI!"}
+{"text":"go back"}
+{"text":"Dubfags You deserve the slop you eat for not working with the original language"}
+{"text":"Naruto if he a gorilla cat princess and 10x more annoying loves to talk about peace and repeats annoying phrases like \"I want to get to know them\" has le quirky traits like loving tacos and getting sea sick (her big character flaw) is THE main character to such an extent that near everything must revolve around her and she is almost always there; even on the rare opportunity you get away from her the plot somehow still manages to involve her half the story is taking her around to help different tribes because she somehow doesn't know shit about them; other half is a 'revenge' quest is always exactly as strong as the plot needs her to be; gets easily bodied by an early antagonist only to easily defeat him a couple of hours later infamously forces her way into the final boss fight to essentially finish it off, to a point (you) get a buff from being inspired by her dub VA is a tranny who can't act for shit to a point they even went back to re-record some lines, yet because of being a tranny is defended religiously Think that's about all of it."}
+{"text":"Thats sad :("}
+{"text":"Auto/v/ros, does that mean this will be finally our year?"}
+{"text":"Joined the board of directors This is the retired boomer position where all they do is sit around with their rich buddies and shoot the shit for a few hours about their industry experience and get paid for it."}
+{"text":"Will he bring all the new MLP stuff China is getting to the west?"}
+{"text":"mario nerf guns"}
+{"text":"Banger after banger after banger, games that are still hallmarks of their medium 20 years later. How the fuck did the PS2 do it?"}
+{"text":"Worlds will change."}
+{"text":"Aren't those glasses too modern for the old-timey gor-blimey style? Should be like- a pair of pince-nez or something."}
+{"text":"richard is a white man"}
+{"text":"he refused to take them off for the face scan"}
+{"text":"low test"}
+{"text":"You're not paying me enough to take these off."}
+{"text":"Are they worth reading?"}
+{"text":"thanks anon I think you just saved me 200 hours."}
+{"text":"Your welcome. You could read dozens of mystery novels that are better written in the time it takes to drudge through Umineko."}
+{"text":"shitoko tranny AGT nigger"}
+{"text":"Peaked at Tatarigoroshi, and it's mostly downhill from there."}
+{"text":"I don't have patience for long VNs. Way too much bloat. Some are already too long at like 8 hours."}
+{"text":"What are some good video games to play ON WEED?"}
+{"text":"DUDE"}
+{"text":"Skyrim."}
+{"text":"russian roulette, the good ending is the one you die"}
+{"text":"Bannerlord"}
+{"text":"I played original M&B a bit and I wanted to like it but it was just too sandboxy for me. I couldn't stay into it, RimWorld, Kenshi, or Battle Brothers, all for the same reason."}
+{"text":"EIRA!"}
+{"text":"I finally managed to beat it. Turns out the winning strategy was equipping Strength + Quick Slash + Steady Blow and mashing attack until it died."}
+{"text":"that's the optimal strat for the whole game desu, there's a surprising amount of shit you can just damage tank your way through in HK if you just have good dps"}
+{"text":"wtf i never knew that gets autocorrected to desu, that's kinda awesome"}
+{"text":"This little fuckers gets to analy rape Hornet every time she tries to go to sleep, ravenously exploring her asshole and slapping anyone who tries to stop him from relentlessly stimulating his host only thing that stops him is a machine made to abort based bastards The real nigga of the game desu"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Help me choose"}
+{"text":"2 games More than the dreck"}
+{"text":"rabid"}
+{"text":"Thief"}
+{"text":"better a thief than a cult initiate"}
+{"text":"Where can I buy a brand new copy of Eternal Darkness? I want to directly pay the publisher for a copy of this game. um uhhh just buy an overpriced copy from a second hand reseller Ok I will pirate it instead because I can't give my money to the people who made the game."}
+{"text":"I hate games that are not even games I don't like visual novels at all"}
+{"text":"mmm... gnocchi"}
+{"text":"can cute girls not be cool? Uh oh, sexist!"}
+{"text":"Higurashi"}
+{"text":"Visual bump"}
+{"text":"and funny?"}
+{"text":"Borderlands tier slop praised by everyone as the best the IP has ever been We're living in the end times, this is so fucking demoralizing Fallout will literally never be good again"}
+{"text":"i love these"}
+{"text":"Sonora is a full game you dooming dumb fuck"}
+{"text":"almost got it right"}
+{"text":"I didn't see shit about the first season, I decided to give it a try and couldn't even finish the first episode with how fucking garbage it is, literally was feeling ill watching it because of how extremely excruciatingly bad it was. Out of three people watching absolutely no one liked it"}
+{"text":"fallout gets revived in the kickstarter frenzy of 2012 or was aquired by Troika as was the original intention so happy the creative geniuses of Saarsfield got their hands on the IP for those sweet, sweet marketable icons"}
+{"text":"blocks your path to 100%"}
+{"text":"i just started and i got 3 of these in like 2 days"}
+{"text":"So Steam is pretty great and all, but what happens when the company shifts management or changes its business model? What then?"}
+{"text":"I hope to got neither of you faggots, especially the senior sys admin (which hilariously, is exactly what I was thinking of for what someone who SHOULD know their shit with backups) is in a position where you have to talk and explain anything to non-tech people at your companies. The Sys admin certainly is enough to justify having a translation layer for normies but IDK about the \"IT\" guy. Its not nonsense at all. You are a retard with zero ability to interpret things that aren't formatted \"correctly\""}
+{"text":"gabe dont gaf about pirating, duh"}
+{"text":"the entire point of a raid setup that doesn't get nuked the moment a drive goes down IS that it protects data integrity over time, allowing drives to be swapped out and the pool rebuild. drives fail over time, guaranteed."}
+{"text":"Then it wouldn't be great anymore, seems like a pretty obvious answer."}
+{"text":"Meta-physical game owners won"}
+{"text":"It took me 5 minutes to clear the Cinnabar Mansion \"dungeon\" and most of that time was fighting wild pokemon with my underleveled pokemon."}
+{"text":"does the long trainer fly ditto glitch work the same in Red/Blue as it does in Yellow? had so much fun getting all 151 on my Yellow file that way last year gen 1-3 glitches enhance these games so much, it's like free DLC"}
+{"text":"similar, but slightly different in what you can get from the trainers. yellow has some unique stuff to it."}
+{"text":"Nice, i think i'll do a Red/Blue run into Stadium transfer next time since i've never played Stadium before. Still need to finish my Emerald file first though. Mostly done with post-game prep but i've been putting it off because i've heard horror stories."}
+{"text":"hope its fun"}
+{"text":"4 hours now. Guys... I think CPU guy DID come back. And his asshole got a bit TOO stretched."}
+{"text":"Is Rover the sexiest MC in all of gacha?"}
+{"text":"Gachas have main characters? I thought the gimmick was that the MC was \"you\"."}
+{"text":"I've just read that Aemeath+Lynae+Mornye is roughly as strong as Cart+Ciaconna+Chisa in terms of DPS. If that's the case, I might just skip her since I already have an S6 Cart and Galbrena... It's a shame, because she looks great and I already have S2 Lyane and S1 Moryne. I hope the sentinel resonator for patch 3+ is compatible with these two."}
+{"text":"Nobody knows who this is"}
+{"text":"Based..."}
+{"text":"there are actually people out there who say playing as a lesbian genkhis-khan who went around seducing the female population of the world for 1000 years is somehow BAD"}
+{"text":"GUH HUH. GUH HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Which game have you spent the most money on, and regretted it?"}
+{"text":"league of legends. probably $800 or so total, played it since beta until a few years ago so it's not really a lot of money but i dunno, i could've bought snacks for that instead"}
+{"text":"infinite wealth. I bought that fucking game after the bottom line price for major releases moved from $59 to $69 and at launch, so I paid premium for a game I didn't even end up enjoying. single handedly turned me off on modern RGG as a whole dragalia lost is a somewhat notable mention. I didn't even spend that much on it (around $30 at most), but the EoS made me imminently aware of the inevitable futility of investing money into a game that can be shut down at any moment. permanently turned me off on playing any sort of gacha game"}
+{"text":"Dargon's Dogma 2. Ultimately, it was a Dark Arisen remaster with many features cut and no Bitterblack Isle, etc. Despite some improvements to the formula such as enemy reactions to taking damage etc, the game had almost no innovation. It was a play once and never replay kind of game. Trickster was absolute garbage (and the main reason I wanted to play). The game also runs fairly badly."}
+{"text":"In the same boat as you mostly, but I played it twice and I mean, I got my money's worth. Mods make it a little better, and if that bestiary one ever truly finishes it will probably be a decent game with it. Definitely a massively dropped ball for Capcom, essentially making a cult favorite game into a tech demo for Monster Hunter Wilds."}
+{"text":"Exactly the point. No one does. If it is the poop you are worried about, drench them in rubbing alcohol and wear a condom"}
+{"text":"Japanese publishers asked the developers of Tomb Raider to change Lara's design to appeal to a Japanese audience, the model on the top right seems to be what it might've looked like in game."}
+{"text":"ayy lmao"}
+{"text":"Not feeling it. These are nice."}
+{"text":"Rara sounds way too moe, I guess"}
+{"text":"It's not that they had to completely appeal to kids. They had to convince the kids' parents to buy those games"}
+{"text":"don't insult her stupid gun or she'll do this yo you tomorrow"}
+{"text":"Whats the best nazi killing game?"}
+{"text":"define nazi"}
+{"text":"Why would you want to kill the good guys?"}
+{"text":"Is this the vidya equivalent of watching YouTube videos at 2x speed? I find myself using this in a lot of games, especially RPGs with slow walk speed or lot of trash mob fights that don't even require any input beyond auto attacks."}
+{"text":"They don't just slow it down, if you're only there for a single thing then they'll also bury the lede eight minutes deep. Go and watch, like, a 3D tutorial or something, much of the time it ends up borderline useless."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's some ancient stuff never heard about it until now. t. 32"}
+{"text":"I don't care how other people play single player games"}
+{"text":"what is your position on seamless coop in elden ring though"}
+{"text":"Nah, but the creator do try to bundle a lot of adware in the official installer and it's easy for most people to read the checkboxes properly when installing it."}
+{"text":"valve didn't want to improve their organic discovery system so they hard filter games with low revenue your game is borderline shadowbanned if you're not grossing nearly $1,000 a day the passionate artists and gaming enthusiast indies flop because they don't have the marketing skills to do this the only remaining devs are corporate-tier slop producers who spend 80% of their effort maximizing the clickthrough rate of their advertisements the remaining 20% of their effort is spent optimizing the process of churning out minimum viable products with minimal care or attention I love Steam!"}
+{"text":"Yeah I was really confused seeing that it is \"co-published\" by Fellow Traveler because they absolutely did not do any advertising whatsoever for the game. I have been following the dev since he made the original kickstarter and not once have I seen any kinds of trailers or other marketing show up anywhere beyond the devs own youtube channel. Even just something like asking IGN to reupload the trailer seems like a really basic thing pretty much any dev does these days but no they didn't even do that either."}
+{"text":"ITT EGS shills spam and retards falling for it"}
+{"text":"I know you're just trolling for (you)s but something tells me there's a good chunk of indie devs who truly believe this and blame Steam for not doing their job for them To any (idiot) devs in this thread, ADVERTISE YOUR FUCKING GAME. Do NOT rely on algorithms. Send review copies to youtuber and streamers, no matter how small they may be. Buy adspace on reddit. Hell, buy adspace on 4chan! Shout it to the world! Do ANYTHING! Making games is an art. Selling games is a BUSINESS. Treat it like one."}
+{"text":"I just check out the specials occasionally, otherwise I usually know what I want. But not always, for example when I'm looking for similar games. We're chill, relax."}
+{"text":"1 second"}
+{"text":"Maybe 3 minutes once you've downloaded everything. Check the OP for directions, it's just moving some files into folders."}
+{"text":"live..."}
+{"text":"we fucked up"}
+{"text":"there's not any more soul in that shit, it's the same game with more grind and less content"}
+{"text":"GTAbros?"}
+{"text":"self-sabotage to delay GTA again."}
+{"text":"Has the technology went so far?"}
+{"text":"might be very brown"}
+{"text":"damn she looks like a 16 year old fat chink boy. grim."}
+{"text":"She built a PC?"}
+{"text":"she did do all the internals and wiring If I was an unhygienic tech goblin freak, how would I get channel subs? I'd hire an actress the audience could relate to. Tech has gotten almost as bad as those 'wilderness survival' channels that feature scantily clad big booba women."}
+{"text":"All that and still not a game worth playing."}
+{"text":"The biggest appeal is to watch your waifus make new warriors with other men"}
+{"text":"I'm just saying there's no real logic behind it, they just needed a sword to be effective against all the armor knight bosses you go up against in FE1 and a way to make Marth useful. But that doesn't seem to be the case, because armorslayers exist, and it's easy to see visually how a blunt, club-like sword could exert crushing pressures on plate armor and be relatively \"effective\" against them. If we then put our thinking caps on, how could a very different kind of weapon - a slim, pointed, thrusting sword - accomplish a similar kind of \"weakness targeting\"? And the answer is obviously that it gets through the gaps easier. It's not (especially) effective against normally armored characters because Fire Emblem characters are largely not heavily armored; it's specifically armor knights that have heavy armor with lots of openings in it. I'm not saying this is how swords work in real life. Only that it's an idea that exists. AI sloppa answer for proof. The idea that slim thrusting weapons are relatively effective against plate armor or even chain mail is very much an idea that people have, even if it's not true in reality."}
+{"text":"Weren't you saying it's a \"flaw\" that Leif doesn't fatigue, and Kaga would have definitely found a way to do it he could have? Just seems like pseud reddit shit to me, sorry. I agree that gameplay isn't literally the only thing that matters, though. I wasn't one of the anons arguing that. You want a holistic, total experience in the end, ideally. Concessions need to be made in certain areas to achieve a good balance."}
+{"text":"Fuck off spic"}
+{"text":"Sorry but I am very attached to characters from a throwaway Wii U Atlus game."}
+{"text":"I’m not a big fan of fatigue as a mechanic to begin with. It’s not restrictive enough to force real planning but just enough to be a pain in the ass. I thought it was weird that only Leif wasn’t affected so yes it’s a flaw, even if a really minor one. I figured people would get the Kaga thing. He has a tendency to go pretty far in adding mechanics meant to feel \"realistic\" (strict deployment limits, permanent injuries, hidden side objectives). The Leif thing is a narrative concession and I do believe he would have liked to handle it differently if he’d found a better system (but yeah it's just speculation)."}
+{"text":"Well /v/?"}
+{"text":"Beserk + byakko or sendevestan + scalpel for a katana build?"}
+{"text":"None, sandevistan + byakko"}
+{"text":"Based ungabunga chad"}
+{"text":"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL ARASAKA"}
+{"text":"Not that it makes any difference at all, but Corpo is the coolest. Actually, are there any mods that make the lifepath choice more impactful?"}
+{"text":"Deltatroon is a mascot-horror game. It isn't in the same field as Cave Story or Touhou Project, it stands more comparatively to Garten of Banban, Hello Neighbor, and Fights Nights at Freddy's. This is also why there is such overlap with who is a fan of the games. The gameplay itself is a secondary goal (just like the creator is with shmups who instead of playing them, watched Youtube longplays) the primary goal was creating mascots. This is why the bullet-patterns are downright awful or overly simple, it's someone imagining what a shmup is like rather than playing them himself and why nonsensical bad mechanics are in it such as grazing (which has no reason to be there) or the poorly thought-out hitbox. This is also why anyone who enjoys shmups at more than a fandom-level don't enjoy Deltratroon / Tale. Personally, they would be more enjoyable if they embraced Warioware-styled microgames instead"}
+{"text":"You make a good point. The warioware game mechanics should also have to do with what you are trying to do in game as well. I.E attacking, dodging, acting, or running away. Using items or sparing enemies should be automatic."}
+{"text":"didn't read any of that shit past the first sentence what motivates people to make a thread about something they don't like? the ultimate version of picrel sage'd, also kys faggot"}
+{"text":"You think we'll ever see anything regarding Mario and Luigi's childhood?"}
+{"text":"She's Mario's daughter tho"}
+{"text":"Why did they completely fuck up what miniscule amount of DK lore they had? Like it feels like they went out of their way to do it because Miyamoto is just so anti-continuity/plot/story/lore."}
+{"text":"Kek no"}
+{"text":"Shiggy won't have it"}
+{"text":"Thats obviously not official is it?"}
+{"text":"You want her to be free... right?"}
+{"text":"if a murderer kills a murderer, and then get murdered too, that's one less murderer in the world!"}
+{"text":"He didn't have a choice, if he refused he would have been executed and someone else would have done it in his place. If Lara didn't do it, or convince a simp to do it in her stead, everything would be fine she would have just felt a bit sad about daddy."}
+{"text":"I was already on the trial retard, I wanted to know before doing the whole stamatin search from day 3, went to check on a prev save, no prompt, but anyways thanks and fuck you"}
+{"text":"How stingy is the game with amalgam?"}
+{"text":"Not very - you'd have to be reckless or forgetful to run out"}
+{"text":"\"Hard\" game is actually tedious and annoying"}
+{"text":"nothing I say has enough value to do this many captchas, back to lurking"}
+{"text":"This. If anything I want them to be harder, I want them to filter out more idiots. Let's move to the top of the bell curve"}
+{"text":"I haven't gotten that in a long time, probably not since like 2021. Hope I don't jinx it."}
+{"text":"Sorry anon, jannies need more bandwidth for shitty weeb child prawns"}
+{"text":"Intelligence isn't measured solely by being able to recognize patterns. Those skills don’t automatically translate to being able to read social cues, or debate someone. That's why you can have such high IQ spergs that can't take a hint to shut up when everyone's cold shouldering them. I'm smart but lazy. The captcha is easy on my PC but difficult on my phone, so I just don't post on my phone. I'm sure other anons are the same. The point is, you're not necessarily going to improve posts around here by increasing captcha difficulty."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who likes this more than the 2 duology, story and all?"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure everyone who played 1 agrees."}
+{"text":"Nanjo numba 1"}
+{"text":"they are all trash"}
+{"text":"best game in the series, if you mean the psx version, that is"}
+{"text":"the snail paced dungeon crawling and long loading times makes it the best version"}
+{"text":"What's the most forgotten video game mascot?"}
+{"text":"Like most older IPs, it lives on in fan art. Really don't know why (kid me being dumb for sure), but this ad got me mad lmao. Skipped the first game because of it, but then I got the sequel and realized \"Hey, this is pretty good\"."}
+{"text":"Ya know, Princess Lotus looking kind of fine..."}
+{"text":"oddworld signature pose with protag emerging from some ancient device motherfucking matrix code heterogeneous characters all clashing together including jar jar Binks, a skeleton, some babe and yellow superman aborted demonic harlequin baby looking foetus dead center of the cover what the fuck were they smoking, what manner of esoteric knowledge do you require to approach this?"}
+{"text":"This was a pretty good game, shame it got overwritten by Kung Fu Panda."}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, how do we fix Fear & Hunger?"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking a drawanon to draw marina getting kicked in the balls"}
+{"text":"I hope dev will make a easier FH in FH3"}
+{"text":"(me) Okay, after playing for 50 minutes, I have no fucking clue why you brought that game up in F&H discussion. Maybe it has more mechanics later into the game that make it more similar to F&H, but so far it looks like a generic 00s turn-based rpg gameplay-wise. Gameplay is also incredibly boring, I would rather play Disgaea games (I only played first 2) if I ever have \"JRPG with positioning\" itch to scratch. The setting is intriguing, but not intriguing enough to go through that slog of a battle system."}
+{"text":"It's more like Silent Hill with a turn-based battle system. Just pirate it and give it a few attempts."}
+{"text":"He's the dev of the game and baited you"}
+{"text":"mfw when I made it back to the tavern after"}
+{"text":"That's Henry checking them both out"}
+{"text":"Did you take a crack at him?"}
+{"text":"Who are the good guys in Warhammer 40k???"}
+{"text":"Okay and..?"}
+{"text":"GW constantly does the business equivalent of preparing for the last war. They see the vidya and animations and books as glorified advertisements for the plastic crack instead of being products in and of themselves. A true one-to-one OFFICIAL tabletop sim would not only be clunky and weird (40k makes a lot of concessions to having to exist on an IRL table as a wargame that card games don't), it might impact plastic crack sales."}
+{"text":"Nah, Emps will be the first god of Order and will wipe the stain of chaos off the face of reality and un-reality."}
+{"text":"and yet he's still standing....sitting"}
+{"text":"What's the best Persona game?"}
+{"text":"it's 5 solely because palaces exist and are less boring then the randomly generated dungeon crawls"}
+{"text":"1 and 3"}
+{"text":"4 > 3 > 5"}
+{"text":"Transkoto Fruitjima"}
+{"text":"I'd say 3>4>2>5. I just started 1. 5 is technically the best on paper, and it should go above 2, but for some reason I lose interest before finishing it, with both vanilla and royal, and I didn't have a problem playing both 2 games back to back."}
+{"text":"My wife Bridget!"}
+{"text":"\"being trans means you call yourself something other than what you are raised as. you were only assigned as a boy its not naturally true just because you have a penis. also boys can wear dresses\" character was born as a penis wears a dress raised as a girl started calling himself a boy calls himself a girl as he was raised \"actually shes trans\" if we use trans logic bridget should be a detransitioner"}
+{"text":"character was born as a penis lol"}
+{"text":"fuck lol i think i rewrote that and didnt delete the whole thing"}
+{"text":"More like Testacles. Looks like a tranny."}
+{"text":"How did you two meet?"}
+{"text":"What gacha does /v/ play?"}
+{"text":"bro I'm a girl."}
+{"text":"Please seek help for your terminal shit taste."}
+{"text":"I'm quitting everything for endfield"}
+{"text":"What's the gameplay of these games like?"}
+{"text":"Return to console, gamers."}
+{"text":"yes, start to finish. how many do you play in a month?"}
+{"text":"You got the 'tism"}
+{"text":"this all sounds like a (You) problem. im not fat and ugly and waste my whole day in front of the pc so i feel comfy in front of it. also i am not a weak weirdo degenerate faggot distracted by the bullshit you mentioned. you guys need to get some standards."}
+{"text":"has too much input lag TVs having input lag is a massive meme Maybe they do for competitive esports but why'd you pla ythat garbage to begin with... I can't notice any difference in terms of input lag between my good 165 hz gaming Monitor and 10 year old TV"}
+{"text":"Instead your ADHD ass is scrolling instagram reels and tiktoks on your phone That's actually a good point. How do people who find it impossible to not alt tab to shitpost avoid using their phones? I don't find either a problem, personally. Shitposting is boring, I do it when I don't have any other choice. If I was home now I'd be playing or watching something."}
+{"text":"My haven..."}
+{"text":"I changed the wallpaper and tried different lighting and I posted it over a month ago so I thought I could post this but okay I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"Thiren thread. Post thirens."}
+{"text":"Imagine how comfortable a sandwich with them is in the winter"}
+{"text":"Fair"}
+{"text":"After FEET I was worried about Banyue. He's restored a little faith we'll get a proper robo gal, but I'm still not getting my hopes up."}
+{"text":"Sex with this dog"}
+{"text":"No fear No doubt The birthday of Hime is almost here!"}
+{"text":"Dual-wielding Toki is so cool."}
+{"text":"god I can hear the confused little \"eh?\" she makes just from looking at this. also nerv logo someone’s been watching too much late night broadband NERV fan edits again"}
+{"text":"how"}
+{"text":"im gonna download jp pc client"}
+{"text":"Buy games Sun explodes Money stolen"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"The number of real child porn cases have dropped by more than half because of AI replacing it. If you actually believe that child porn hurts kids then you should think that AI child porn is the best thing ever."}
+{"text":"The number of real child porn cases have dropped by more than half because of AI replacing it Prove it"}
+{"text":"challenge 5 in Nubby is insane"}
+{"text":"CSAM prosecutions down 53% Fictional Sexual Material (lol) prosecutions up 73%"}
+{"text":"friend is offline his hours are still rising call him out on avoiding me he blocks me why do people do this?"}
+{"text":"needy little faggot wants attention. Here's the last bit of it you're getting from me"}
+{"text":"Call him out for what? ummmm sweatie are you playing games WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?!?! how dare you not keep me posted on your every move!!! Like nigga no wonder he appeared offline, give a nigga room to just exist"}
+{"text":"I love online friendships because of how easy you can end them"}
+{"text":"How about...YOU... get offline."}
+{"text":"It's easier to end an irl friendship, especially as an adult. I've had multiple online friends take to their discord servers or to twitter to get validation after I've blocked them. Instead of changing, they double down. But with people IRL, they move on pretty fast and change as people. Sometimes within a few years, I become their friend again. That never happens with an online only friend."}
+{"text":"Let me guess… somehow you need more."}
+{"text":"Did you want a handbag too, princess?"}
+{"text":"Floor, bed, and a window air conditioner unit so i can go into the deepest sleep ever listening to the sound would be pretty good"}
+{"text":"I need more because as the saying go more is less."}
+{"text":"Sure, sounds nice."}
+{"text":"no towel to catch the ass sweat casual"}
+{"text":"vidya character has an alternate hairstyle it actually looks way better than the original Any other good examples of this?"}
+{"text":"is there a good aggregator for r34 like pics? I want to put in a name and get all the vids and pics from everywhere including twitter"}
+{"text":"plebbit all heroes got their dedicated subs"}
+{"text":"y?"}
+{"text":"not OP, but it looks trashy"}
+{"text":"Industry plant."}
+{"text":"We've known this for years."}
+{"text":"Made half a billion with a budget of $50 million, youre in an PC echo chamber"}
+{"text":"Boomers are right about Millennials."}
+{"text":"CubeCHAD beats up 'Boxfags Kek that's unironically embarrassing. Imagine getting knocked out by a tendie."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, I made stuff more than anything, though most of them was more for aesthetics than funtion. I think it's actually the systems of that game that made me quit in the first place. Survival is fun, but obviously doesn't feel like how you should play the game, very barebones and easy to break. To be fair though I played quite a bit of games before then, while those kids probably only played minecraft by that point (still a little sad though)"}
+{"text":"I never had one but I had a good time hanging over at my friends places and playing on their Xboxes (and other consoles). I had DC/N64 and PC only at the time so it was interesting to try and play together. I guess I'm more nostalgic for the experience of the time than the systems itself."}
+{"text":"if you ever side with the boomers now that you are as doomed as them"}
+{"text":"cubeGOD beats Xboxsissy for speaking out of line Based."}
+{"text":"They're using the Streisand Effect to build incredible hype around HighGuard. Staying silent is the best move, and YOU got played! Thanks for the free advertising!"}
+{"text":"they were wise to make it F2P"}
+{"text":"f2p tpm + secure boot one step forward, two steps back"}
+{"text":"and the game is actually good."}
+{"text":"You don't need the game to actually be good, you just need to \"look\" good and pay every single big streamer and youtuber on release day. Smaller streamers will follow suit because they have to go where the viewers are (see people forcing themselves to play Arc Raiders even if they don't like it). Once you occupy the landscape, since it's free the average normalfag will play it. The question is will they actually drop the big bucks to all those ecelebs?"}
+{"text":"lol I missed that part ripperoni"}
+{"text":"Games again but they don't hack the only decent 3 games on it"}
+{"text":"I just randomly wandered a few feet away from town and found an overpowered constant effect ring? What the fuck? It wasn't even being guarded by any kind of dangerous enemy?"}
+{"text":"pedo May is a adult."}
+{"text":"Combat mechanics are bad and every playthrough is about getting OP enough using one of the million exploits or broken features so you don't have to deal with it. It's not an action game and it's not engaging in this way so it doesn't matter it's not balanced."}
+{"text":"a adult GOOD MORNANG SAAR"}
+{"text":"This is why you fucking mod it you twits. It's so fucking annoying how many redditors will claim that \"the whole point of the game is become a god that one shots everything even the final boss!!\" But they forget to mention becoming a god takes less than 1/3 of an average playthrough and then you're playing on God mode for 60% of the fucking playthrough. Morrowind is pretty shit vanilla but if you mod it it's easily the best RPG ever made. For difficulty mods you can get - More Dangerous Morrowind Denizens and \"Beware the Sixth House\" for increased enemy abilities and skills (many of which were intended in the game but removed at the last second). Use combat mods kike \"PvP\" to add mechanics to you AND opponents such as dashing, active blocking, and one of the coolest parry systems I've ever seen in a game. The PvP mod also comes with a slider for enemy attack speed which by default is set so fast that the average fight with a bandit feels like a scene out of pirates of the Caribbean. Also you must get a no run fatigue mod because the whole system is retarded. Enemies don't lose fatigue when running but the player....really makes you think, right? You can even get mods for entire combo systems like they have in Oblivion but better which also can be used by enemies if they have the right skills. \"Nwah archery\" adds realistic arrow physics and the ability to multi shot of your archery skill is high enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"MWSE is better because of parryslop and easy mode cheats ok"}
+{"text":"why aren't you working on your game right now? the bar to entry has never been lower."}
+{"text":"People make art because they want to share their vision, not because there's any point to realizing it for yourself. I can tell you dont do anything artistic. That is the most outsider sentence to art I have ever seen. Artists dont post everything they make, they only post what they want you to see."}
+{"text":"Artists dont post everything they make, they only post what they want you to see. Mainly because they don't think the rest of the stuff they made was good enough to share. I've made a lot of mediocre music I never released despite also releasing a lot of other music. Is it because I enjoyed keeping it exclusive to myself? No, it's because I didn't want to waste the time of the few people who did listen to my music."}
+{"text":"But anon, the whole argument was about making things when nobody else would ever engage with them. Yes, it's normal to have some or even many unreleased works in the process of creating something that's worth people's time. But nobody creates any art requiring significant effort without the expectation or at least the hope that someday, someone will enjoy their works."}
+{"text":"Youre still appealling to \"people didnt crowd around it so its pointless to even make it\". People write books that arent Harry Potter, I dont think the person that wrote it feel like it was a waste of time because they didnt get a movie adaptation and a mansion. The endevour itself is the enjoyment. is it because I enjoyed keeping it exclusive Its not that they ENJOY the fact noone else has it, its that they enjoyed making something for the sake of making it. Did you know most artists are fucking perverts? Just because they dont post their wierd shit online doesnt mean THEY didnt enjoy making it, its not for us, it had value to them."}
+{"text":"busy laughing at idiots on this board then i'll get back to it"}
+{"text":"They made her too beautiful, previous incarnations were never this attractive."}
+{"text":"did you forget zelda shows up every time you're about to do a temple or did you you just not play the game"}
+{"text":"The rational move for king of hyrule is to marry his daughter to the Gerudo king, there is future in the unity of both lands."}
+{"text":"They made her too beautiful, previous incarnations were never this attractive. you posted the wrong Zelda. Don't worry bro, i got you."}
+{"text":"would tongue the ever loving shit out of her nose."}
+{"text":"I wanna play a game where I can be a nudist wild warrior girl in a wild or post apocalyptic environment."}
+{"text":"Almost seven years and she's still here, how much longer are they going to shill this fat bitch?"}
+{"text":"I still remember the EN trailer for her adding in a brown dust cloud over her ass for no explained reason."}
+{"text":"AGP sisters we are eating good <3!"}
+{"text":"She mogs ryza"}
+{"text":"I want to transfer her my mana if you know what I mean and what I mean by that is my semen."}
+{"text":"Shallotte too maybe."}
+{"text":"What's the dumbest resolution to a video game?"}
+{"text":"4:3"}
+{"text":"2560x1080"}
+{"text":"1366x768 1920x1200"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Are any of the old Battlefield games fun to play versus bots? I'm talking about 1942, Vietnam, 2 and 2142."}
+{"text":"I thought this board loved the old bf games"}
+{"text":"If you play games made after 2006 you're not a real gamer"}
+{"text":"Don't you mean before?"}
+{"text":"this pre-2006 uncslop is unplayable"}
+{"text":"Imagine typing this unironically, just imagine"}
+{"text":"sybau unctroon he cooked with that post"}
+{"text":"And we have replacement games that are better. Starsector > Escape Velcotity Cities Skylines > Sim City 4 World of Warcraft Retail > World of Warcraft Vanilla Factorio > Widget Workshop Battlefieldv 6 > Battlefield 2 Bro I lived through the 90s and 2000s gaming era. Shit back then is child's play compared to the awesome things today."}
+{"text":"Play Reverse Collapse."}
+{"text":"I might play after finishing gfl story by reading it in VN style."}
+{"text":"She unironically tanked that btw"}
+{"text":"This game drowned in a random gacha controversy. I hate gachanigs so much it's unreal."}
+{"text":"It wasn't gonna be tier 1 in popularity anyway, it's reserved for casual slop like that unicorn game."}
+{"text":"i wish gfl2 had tacticool designs like these instead of whatever the fuck they're doing now"}
+{"text":"why did Rockstar take a dark and serious approach to GTA IV's story"}
+{"text":"Wish they kept going in that direction. GTA4 is boring as shit but something like RDR1 was far preferable to the forced meme shit in GTA V"}
+{"text":"Saints row 2 was good. But for whatever reason they decided to go full wacky and kind of tarnished the franchise. Which is kind of a shame. 3 is completely forgotten and 4 although it had a fun gimmick, got old really fast. I would rather play any of the gtas over replaying a saints row."}
+{"text":"NTA but It's like how Johnny Depp made loads of money playing weird and eccentric characters."}
+{"text":"It really isnt. Gta has always pushed graphical limitations and the capabilities of gameplay when they release. Theres a reason no one really tries to make a gta like, its way too expensive and a decent combination of writers and devs."}
+{"text":"drive to place and shoot some guys while a guy yaps at you the whole way pointless attention to detail and realism money is fucking useless character handles like he shat himself default movement speed is a walk and not a jog unrewarding side content scripted chases"}
+{"text":"has more active users than all of steam combined zero conversation about the game on /v/ for a decade If there was ever a signal for me to leave this millennial behind the times shithole it was this"}
+{"text":"18+ webzone kid"}
+{"text":"/v/ doesn't talk about all the latest mobile games despite the majority of \"gamers\" being mobile. Your point?"}
+{"text":"If you still play Roblox as an adult, you should have your internet taken away by law enforcement."}
+{"text":"Did Hytale make Minecraft obsolete now?"}
+{"text":"Game is just like other game its aping off of I hate this shit. I already have Minecraft, ill just play Minecraft."}
+{"text":"Nah, it wasn't just shilling, it's just that people have ran out of content, and the ones that didn't are working now because it's not the weekend anymore"}
+{"text":"For me it was seeing youtubers that haven’t made a single non-minecraft video in 8 years all make a Hytale video inexplicably at the same time."}
+{"text":"dev makes Mean Wendy's™ tweets about how if you think his art is ugly you're retarded and gets 100 \"BRO WAS COOKIGN MIC DROP I PREORDERD FOR MY WHOLE CREW\" replices from 'verified' accounts(bots) yeah man the shill campaign was totally organic and not forced"}
+{"text":"is it still braindead easy to grief other people's buildings without mods or plugins? Are minecarts still slow as fuck? Did they fix the shitty trading system? Otherwise, no."}
+{"text":"You guys don’t need a fucking a 5090 or 64gb of DDR5 RAM. You can play everything fine on a ps5 pro or a 3060 with 32gb of RAM."}
+{"text":"I wish I got 256gb of RAM but I'm okay for now at 64 What I really need now are a bunch of 2.5\" 5tb HDDs for my enclosure and a new controller card, doing 35tb btrfs raid 10 want to take it to 120tb"}
+{"text":"Your mindset is identical to that of blacks who refuse to take any action to improve their own lives because they blame all their personal failings on the white man keeping them down. I'm telling you to improve your own life so you're not powerless and you interpret it like this? This is why you will be a loser until the day you die. You could change any time you wanted but you actively choose to avoid taking any personal responsibility for your own life. You will own nothing and you won't be happy, but you won't have any other option because of the choices you're making right now."}
+{"text":"I wanted to play Europa Universalis V. Why the fuck does this need 6GB VRAM? I tried running it on my laptop and it was ready to melt after 15 minutes."}
+{"text":"AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD"}
+{"text":"The early (like 4-5 years ago early, not 90s early) AI friend-bots were already good at just talking to people. The real problem is whatever big-data deep-analysis corps are doing, the slop image and video generation for worthless clip Art that nobody needs, and all the AI companies racing to either create Skynet, that future-crimes machine from Minority Report, or The Machine God."}
+{"text":"game has too much content"}
+{"text":"imagine the size of those turds"}
+{"text":"Goddamn that's official art?"}
+{"text":"DO OF THE BRAP SAR"}
+{"text":"I just wish her in-game skins had her as ridiculously PAWGed up as some of her official art."}
+{"text":"gachatards like omg i can’t they are doing so much to fleece me of money, this is great!"}
+{"text":"Uhhh bros… this wasn’t suppose to happen to us. What the fuck was the point of being a generation behind if we’re still getting fucked?!?!"}
+{"text":"Console sisters... we were supposed to be immune from the memory price increases..."}
+{"text":"Anon activated the Teleporter!"}
+{"text":"i just played the game and now im seeing threads. wheres the huntress booty?"}
+{"text":"You guys love Omnimon, right?"}
+{"text":"Mobile only, you do have a phone, right?"}
+{"text":"is that alphamon larping as a milf again?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"We get Merciful mode instead of a new Banchomon why is bandai so lazy?"}
+{"text":"That's Kyoko fresh out of highschool, no Alpha this time"}
+{"text":"which ones are worth playing?"}
+{"text":"all but 4. and play the original before you play genma or else youll get filtered."}
+{"text":"kills the shilling of bg3, kcd2, e33, gta6, and highguard in your path"}
+{"text":"That doesn't change anything. They are successful, they didn't close their studio, they didn't layoff most of their staff, they didnt restructure, they are still making games What exactly is a flop for you? It didn't reach a specific number for your arbitrary metric? What happened to flops meaning the studio closed"}
+{"text":"Your game is an automatic flop if you can't provide all three: Official sales report in writing Concurrent player record in steam Gameplay webms If you have all three, it is then judged by the numbers, and 4mil in AAA is pathetic, especially for a sequel to a cult classic."}
+{"text":"flop is when it doesn't meet my arbitrary metrics lol"}
+{"text":"Ehm, you need to trust journos actually Lmao"}
+{"text":"Your discord channel isn't \"everyone\", sweaty"}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, can we admit it's actually pretty good? playing it took me back to when I played Prime 1 on the Gamecube."}
+{"text":"No. I just replayed Metroid Prime 1 (remastered) for the first time in ages and I don't even think it holds up. I always preferred 2, granted, but the Prime games are just completely inferior to the 2D ones in almost every way that matters."}
+{"text":"Whenever I see these shill threads with the Prime 4 cover it looks like Samus is trying to mind control you into thinking the game was better than it really was."}
+{"text":"I went and replayed Prime 1 after 4. Prime did an excellent job at guiding the player through Tallon IV without ever being too overtly handholdy and it respected you enough to let you backtrack and get lost. Prime 4 just made its areas straight lines."}
+{"text":"it should have been better than pretty good should it?"}
+{"text":"It was definitely pretty good Ending could have used some work though"}
+{"text":"Then talk about any game you played, crybaby. Never played any of those three, I’ll take a looksee."}
+{"text":"I've played the parasite mutant demo, really gives me hope for the full thing. I'm reinstalling sleeping dogs, and trying to find the will to play something else. I want something single player, and action-y, but I just don't know what to play anymore, I have dark souls PTDE installed and I got to anal rodeo and just beat big&bigger, but obviously everything after is not appealing. I played some GTAO and RDO, and they were okay but they're a little slow, plus hackers are fucking annoying. I just don't quite know what I want to play."}
+{"text":"this playtest starts soon and I will be there"}
+{"text":"Do you mind pixel games? That’s mostly what I play because even though my computer’s only five years old it has an integrated GPU so I can’t really play any high end stuff without frying my computer. Had 100 hours of fun with Tiny Rogues. Also Star of Providence is one of the coolest shmups I’ve ever played. Vividlope is a fun arcade top-down action-puzzle game. I’d also recommend MotionRec, ElecHead, and Öoo, three other puzzle platformers. Also had a lot of fun with Spirits Abyss."}
+{"text":"Nah pixels are fine, I just finished Astalon which is technically a metroidvania but significantly more puzzle-heavy than combat oriented. I didn't care for tiny rogues when I tried it, I'll give a go to star of providence and the others however. Thank you for the recs."}
+{"text":"[game series] is evolving, just backwards"}
+{"text":"Yep, especially any that are on consoles or mobile."}
+{"text":"\"We need to expand our game to a wider audience.\" $80 Base game with $40 DLC"}
+{"text":"gud thed bery 10/10"}
+{"text":"Real talk, we should merge back about half the /v/ offshoot boards."}
+{"text":"my opinion is that these lazy-ass unpaid volunteers who can't even keep the pizza out of /v/ in the AI-slop and ban-evade posting era should step it up and do 1000x the work for almost zero benefit speedrunning hiro giving up and the entire site's deletion i see"}
+{"text":"That's not a merge, that's a genocide."}
+{"text":"You've changed my mind, I now think they should delete /v/ and only have the offshoot boards."}
+{"text":"If all rpg threads were moved to /vrpg/ this board would actually be usable. /vp/ and /vmg/ account for like 10 threads in the catalogue, but the former is like 60 threads. And throwing old good new bad shitposting onto /vr/ would be a huge help as well. Just treat those boards like waste bins."}
+{"text":"No one is hyped for the steam machine anymore"}
+{"text":"I only care about the steam frame"}
+{"text":"I JUST WANT THE CONTROLLER. My current Xbox controller ive been using for about 5 years and is finally falling apart. Just in time. When will it be released?"}
+{"text":"I'm probably gonna get the new steam controller though to be honest I never got a steam deck but I fucking hope the dpad is good on it. That was my only real complaint about the steam controller. It had no usable dpad. You can technically click sub-touchpad-buttons, but unless you configure it very carefully it doesn't input what you want at all. For example, I started playing code vein, and I'm only about 2 hours in, but swapping weapons, items, and using items, as well as activating my gifts? misinput about a fifth of the time. Happened a dozen times already. Maybe more."}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone was hyped in the first place. It's a novelty at best and clearly won't be able to compete with software exclusives since it's just a PC in a box. There is nothing special about it whatsoever. If you have a PC you can already do everything it does. This thing will only serve to shit up the most popular games with utter retards that can't handle a normal PC so they bought the ScamBox instead. It's a genuinely stupid idea for a console and only genuinely stupid people will be buying one. It has zero redeeming qualities and will only worsen the state of PC gaming with an influx low-IQ consumers."}
+{"text":"Was anyone ever"}
+{"text":"Tons of games have alchemy minigames Tons of games have lockpicking minigames Tons of games have hacking minigames What games have SPEECHCRAFT minigames??? What's the best one???"}
+{"text":"Not now, not later, not ever."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass are there people like this IRL?"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them false, if this happens, it is your fault warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass true, even if they kick yours, they are going to warm up after the beating"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them Some people don't know how to take compliments warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass Some people like to argue"}
+{"text":"stop liking evil women"}
+{"text":"why is she coping?"}
+{"text":"the baby's father isn't human"}
+{"text":"Where are the PUBES?"}
+{"text":"seth!"}
+{"text":"Hehe cute girl failure though!"}
+{"text":"Kino. Canto IX was the best one by a mile."}
+{"text":"they did bug guy dirty"}
+{"text":"Fingers crossed for Albina's brain being in Sinclair's box"}
+{"text":"Fat fuck."}
+{"text":"she deserves it after saving a color go eat at all the restaurants you want"}
+{"text":"Fuck Cyberpunk, give me a Bond RPG"}
+{"text":"Is this worth trying if I found crash to be the mediocrest of mediocrest of games I've played"}
+{"text":"Spyro is comfy something you can play while watching something on the other monitor and zone out the only time you have to mildly lock in is the flying segements, which are fun too PS1 version and remake are both good, so there's a free alternative aswell"}
+{"text":"You know, I didn't like it but was kinda fine with then trying to add detail by placing cobblestones, the thing that broke me was when saw that they REMOVED the cobblestones of originally cobblestoned places. It was like they were insulting me personally."}
+{"text":"I'd say play the PS1 originals THEN play the remakes Even as someone who doesn't mind the remakes, elements like this and the fucking goo gun gnorcs piss me off. PS1 forever king in the look department for the worlds."}
+{"text":"I only played the remaster of 1 - 2 and 3 require additional downloads to get all the levels and I couldn't be bothered (I was playing it on console when it released). It was fun, granted I never played the originals so I didn't really have a stake in it. I only played the game because I wanted to look at Spyro's ass for hours."}
+{"text":"i want open world spyro game with evil lady dragon"}
+{"text":"All they had to do is appeal to the core gamer audience. They could've been the cool, edgy console that everyone wanted. Honestly, I blame the Nintendo Wii."}
+{"text":"Sony wasn't dumb enough to say the quiet part out loud, and Microsoft had already been slipping for a few years thanks to Kinect. People forget that Xbone wasn't some point blank 180 on the company, they had already been burning bridges with their core fanbase for 3-4 years before that announcement. Xbox threads were impossible on /v/ back in 2011/12, it was already that bad."}
+{"text":"That's why you failed Xbox."}
+{"text":"They're out of touch with their audience and want to appeal to people that aren't their audience."}
+{"text":"They lost everyone when they introduced the NSAbox"}
+{"text":"It’s just more corpo cannibalization. It’s cheaper to sell your computer than to make a game. They don’t care if it sells or is good, they just sell their assets because king nigger said to"}
+{"text":"Are you enjoying the game so far?"}
+{"text":"elaine is irrelevant and the only even remotely interesting character work for her happens in optional bond events i gave up on her ever being allowed to be relevant"}
+{"text":"I have that Elaine figure. It's really nice."}
+{"text":"Nah but it definitely made the school play more convincing."}
+{"text":"She is once again relegated to \"we live in different worlds\" tier. She sure does try to exist, but the world clearly doesn't want them to coexist. I earnestly suspect she'll have an actually prevalent role in the next game for spoiler reasons."}
+{"text":"Nah man I'm just playing the game and checking these threads occasionally. I'll have more to say once I'm done."}
+{"text":"Is Twilight Princess really that bad?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"this shit kills me. Requesting an edit with this gif."}
+{"text":"Cute."}
+{"text":"Need big lady"}
+{"text":"me on the left"}
+{"text":"did the wii win? i feel as if i see more 360 and ps3 nostalgia"}
+{"text":"it was pretty good in UK too, and in south europe until ps3 could play piracy copies, piracy discs, jailbreak, cfw and all that stuff or like you young people call it: \"scene\" and \"backups\""}
+{"text":"Apart from that 2 month period in 2011 when PSN was down lol. PS3 was shit. No multiplats were better on PS3."}
+{"text":"jap multiplats almost always played better on ps3 Bayonnetta? resident evil 5 ? street fighter? soul calibur? ffxiii? Every single multiplat run better and had better visual and framerates in xbox360 just deal with it anon, it was the first generation lost by sony, but don't worry, I love psx and ps2 too, but after 2004 playstation soul went to psp and psvita. sonyps3 was a really bad videogame system."}
+{"text":"Honestly I see it as a loss for PC, since the gaming market converging into an unholy multiplat monolith seemed to cause the decline of platform-tailored genres like RTS and cRPG"}
+{"text":"Which seventh-generation console would a gamer who hates PC gaming, hates Half-Life, hates Gabe Newell, hates Steam, hates Valve games, and wants the most anti-PC gaming console have chosen?"}
+{"text":"5th best selling game in the switch 2 eshop this december Is INAZUMA finally truly back? Was the secret to reviving a dead series to beat up the protag's son on a soccer match?"}
+{"text":"Someone just activated a tactic that stops me from passing when my goal had the ball, stole and scored Why is this allowed"}
+{"text":"legendaries? Literally any match on max difficulty has the same rate but getting custom drop rate passives for your team in competition mode will speed up the rate you get the legendary spirits."}
+{"text":"Keyman lockdown or was It tortoiseshell? I was pretty sure the two of them did nothing to a gk"}
+{"text":"Which has the highest likelihood of you winning on autobattle though?"}
+{"text":"No Idea, likely any team with shit stats for everyone. Come Ares update everyone will have the same stats so that won't matter In a week"}
+{"text":"game takes more than 2 braincells to play instantly dies Really makes you think inb4 muh microtransactions"}
+{"text":"but so are things like character and weapon skins even if they don't require a special currency It is not microtransactions if said items don't require special in game currency to purchase. It is simply a direct purchase where you can see the ACTUAL [INSERT COUNTRY CURRENCY] VALUE instead of confusing the shit out of customers with made up ingame digital currency called bingdingbuckachao bullshit or whatever. It wouldn't be called microtransactions if there wasn't extra steps to purchasing something by purchasing something else in order to get said item. It would simply be a direct transaction. Part of the whole reason Microsoft many years had done away with Microsoft points is because of that bullshit."}
+{"text":"You are wrong and continue to act like you aren't. Just stop already man."}
+{"text":"If they had worded it better, there wouldn't have been the backlash Maybe they'd avoid it on release but the second season pass was still coming and would've buried the game regardless"}
+{"text":"I don't need to continue. I've already explained what it actually is and how it works. Along with the shitty purpose behind it is."}
+{"text":"The crowbcat video still has that segment where hunters just follow the monster tracks all game and never attempt to cut him off once presented as a flaw with the game design and not severe retardation"}
+{"text":"Klonoa thread"}
+{"text":"I don’t have anyone to wahoo with though How do I fix that?"}
+{"text":"can i kiss your tummy"}
+{"text":"If you paid me with an authentic NTSC-U copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile…yes I would allow you to kiss my tummy."}
+{"text":"Klonoa belly"}
+{"text":"faggots will just lie like this"}
+{"text":"ZE COMMUNARDS"}
+{"text":"I will never buy another Nintendo product as long as I live. After Tears of the Kingdom, Wokey Kong Pronountry, Mario Wonder, and Metroid Millennial Writing, I have had enough. No more."}
+{"text":"Nintendo being woke is your imagin--ACK"}
+{"text":"how is that woke? lmao"}
+{"text":"everything on there is woke"}
+{"text":"no need to, we all know nintendo is woke as fuck"}
+{"text":"ttyd remake also had radical transgender ideology propaganda"}
+{"text":"Has a friend or family member ever wiped one of your save files?"}
+{"text":"i wiped my dads save file for prince of persia sands of time by accident. he forbade me from ever playing the game again"}
+{"text":"Before I was able to read or even comprehend what a save file was, I used to delete my brother's Zelda 1 save routinely because I liked the sound it made."}
+{"text":"my cat stepped on the open tray button on the PS1 after I had done a lot of chocobo hot and cold and the chocoglyphs on FF9. Taught me to save more often"}
+{"text":"Im the one who wipes"}
+{"text":"This happened to me as a kid. Pokemon blue. And parents are too fucking clueless to understand all the hours of work that goes into a save file. That's the worst part. It's like \"that's nice, come eat dinner bitch\". I should have destroyed something they had worked many hours on just so they would understand."}
+{"text":"Why is she such an asshole?"}
+{"text":"It's her job to ride your ass the whole game"}
+{"text":"Cause she puts out for Banjo."}
+{"text":"Here's your controller, bro."}
+{"text":"sega decided to release the worst dreamcast they had. C and Z. select, 2nd analog buttons are supported. they are used in alternative controllers like that one and gimmick ones like the maracas."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of one experimental duel disc from seto kaiba"}
+{"text":"SR2 > GTA4"}
+{"text":"necknyourself my man"}
+{"text":"KYS, retard."}
+{"text":"gta4 was everything wrong with video games at the time"}
+{"text":"truth"}
+{"text":"hags you haggishly"}
+{"text":"Why being upset?"}
+{"text":"But futa are technically fictional or mythology subgenre, so Mio video just fails."}
+{"text":"We need more Scarlet videos"}
+{"text":"mercy + scarlet + shota wait where please sauce"}
+{"text":"*magically fixes your vidya back pain*"}
+{"text":"because consumers are willing pay that much for them."}
+{"text":"is there mesh that isn't made of plastic? or do I have to go with fabric?"}
+{"text":"You can get a nice leather chair (real leather not faux leather) but if there's no airflow you'll sweat like a pig. You also gotta clean it and use conditioner once in a while for it to last."}
+{"text":"Sit on the floor"}
+{"text":"i do this because my balls hang down to my knees so the only way of comfy sitting is on the floor and when i sit on the chair they always twist"}
+{"text":"Joker!"}
+{"text":"For real?!"}
+{"text":"I want to fuck that cat till he breaks."}
+{"text":"Looking gay  , Joker!"}
+{"text":"scent has faded from my memory"}
+{"text":"Kat, I'm a Kitty Kat!"}
+{"text":"game with lesbians >:( game with lesbians, japan :0!!! why is /v/ like this?"}
+{"text":"Why don't they just sell the ip if it means nothing to them?"}
+{"text":"Does this look like a pair of lesbians to you?"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Rome Total War?"}
+{"text":"anon pause the game for a sec"}
+{"text":"DUUUUUUUDE"}
+{"text":"WEEEEEEED"}
+{"text":"LMAAAAAAOOOO"}
+{"text":"naaah miss me with that gay shit, you got some meth?"}
+{"text":"arkschizo with one final cope"}
+{"text":"A new area and new pals is exactly what I want. They did say this is by far the largest update and considering how fucking large feybreak is, that means that whatever they release will be even bigger than feybreak, we also got a pal list with internal names and the new pals sound like they will be nice and there are a bunch of new ones."}
+{"text":"\"Make if fast, make it fun, fix it later.\" Wow. What a scumbag."}
+{"text":"An actual faction system, with settlements and towns evolving depending on their interactions, pal availability, npcs roaming the biomes, etc, with your input changing how things interact."}
+{"text":"samefagging arkschizo"}
+{"text":"this is officially One Month away Why aren't you HYPED?"}
+{"text":"I'm not a 12 year old posts a wojak Ahahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"I rather get Quake IV frostbite remastered on new multi platform"}
+{"text":"I also think that's bullshit. For Poppy everything ultimately derives from her. She is the reason the company exists, why the experiments started, why the massacre happened. She should be the most interesting character and the full focus of the plot of the game. And yet Mob goes out of their way to limit her screentime and make her less readable. They have actively sabotaged their own story and best character because muh mystery or something."}
+{"text":"Mommy long legs had amazing porn"}
+{"text":"Who is he?"}
+{"text":"what character have you jerked it to the most, as in using the game only"}
+{"text":"it's crazy that they got away with this"}
+{"text":"X had towns, npcs, minigames, side quests, etc."}
+{"text":"I really enjoyed X as a kid but even then my brain registered that it felt a lot more like one giant hallway than the PS1 games"}
+{"text":"kerillian from vermintide 2 robes of isha outfit"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between linearity and monotony. The first half of FF6 is technically linear but you're doing all kinds of things, exploring all kinds of different locations, meeting all kinds of characters. It's not just a hallway simulator."}
+{"text":"welcome to my big monster town, human we are a peaceful people also, if you don't help me, our local schizophrenic population will wander around the wastes killing people again come speak to our Dog Doctor NCR was justified in taking potshots at this place to get them to fuck off"}
+{"text":"also, if you don't help me, our local schizophrenic population will wander around the wastes killing people again #Notallnightkin"}
+{"text":"He's in."}
+{"text":"Is this a joke or do you honestly think an irl person can be in smash :I"}
+{"text":"MYSTERY JABRONIS"}
+{"text":"did abraham lincoln from codename steam have a spirit in smash ultimate"}
+{"text":"Still a better grappler rep than InSHITeroar."}
+{"text":"dangerous criminal has the same progressive values as a liberal college student"}
+{"text":"Most men are against hitting women, both because we're hard wired to protect them and because there's such a massive base strength difference that anyone with a sense of fairness will be against it on that alone."}
+{"text":"Why did they get rid of that nafri and replace him with a standart chink, he was based, bring back the algerian of okinawa"}
+{"text":"Because she felt Kiryu only cared about her for money I think"}
+{"text":"Not until they add in the Kiryu Majima sex scene DLC in Yazuka 9."}
+{"text":"mfw checking RAM prices"}
+{"text":"they first came for our gooning material, now theyre taking our gooning boxes"}
+{"text":"Please understand, greedy kikes need it for their ai ponzi scheme."}
+{"text":"Comfiest RTS from a watching perspective? I feel like watching something on youtube"}
+{"text":"Chinks I guess. Probably its harder for the food to escape that way."}
+{"text":"It's called babybirding, chudcel"}
+{"text":"Warcraft 3"}
+{"text":"Waifufags this is your mindset"}
+{"text":"I don't understand vtuberfags"}
+{"text":"mogged by Killing Floor 1 (2009) b-blast havers... I-I don't feel so good..."}
+{"text":"what if we made a GameCube but without the girthy handle and we'll cancel women Steam is not exactly cooking a great shrimp jambalaya here."}
+{"text":"What a retarded thread."}
+{"text":"It's day 4. I went to the Wolfman, tried to buy a watch but it was too expensive. The lights go out during night and someone opened my door. I saw a weird man in the forest scribbling stuff on the ground... occult marks."}
+{"text":"How does Darkwood cheat the player?"}
+{"text":"There's a destroyed wall to enter/leave through in your living room. Always have the front door barricaded in the first hideout."}
+{"text":"Get a bear trap and use it on wolf man. Bludgeon him to death and then loot his shit. Your clone trader brother is better anyway."}
+{"text":"You can take all the things hes selling? he gave me a quest though"}
+{"text":"Ignore that anon. Don't kill Wolfman."}
+{"text":"foolihshhness, Danfe, foolisshness"}
+{"text":"YOU ARE NOPH WORPHY ASH MY OPPONENPH"}
+{"text":"GIF DAF ZO ME"}
+{"text":"YOU'RE FINISHED"}
+{"text":"create a gay ass character with flowers for a head we want the yordle audience but ugly and gay we made a male version of undyne and he's still gay story is ass menu and ui design is ass world is boring and static, can't interact with anything Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To make a skyrim clone in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?"}
+{"text":"try an anthology approach with new characters nobody cares, they just want Max fine, we’ll bring back Max oh shit “your choices will still matter in the sequel” has never worked ever Chloe obviously can’t be there if she’s dead rather than make two entirely different games they come up with some half-assed reason why she’s not there if she’s alive fans get livid about Chloe betraying them without even realizing it’s a practical decision ok fine we’ll bring back Chloe in the next one same shit as before in the opposite direction, whatever excuse they come up with if you sacrificed Chloe your decision didn’t matter people will complain no matter what I honestly feel bad at this point."}
+{"text":"OH FUCK THE LAST GAME BOMBED IN SALES QUICK WE GOTTA DO THIS no thanks"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"is this the only kamalacore video game?"}
+{"text":"The Nobel Prize is a joke, yes."}
+{"text":"whats the weather like in st pidorsburg?"}
+{"text":"is it fun to play fps on steamdeck? I've heard that combination of trackpad and gyro is quite comfy."}
+{"text":"dogisaga married an indian"}
+{"text":"Any time I've tried, I can't help but wish I was just using a keyboard and mouse instead. It's better than using a controller, but it never stopped feeling awkward."}
+{"text":"but you can play fallout in your bed!!!!"}
+{"text":"want to replay game remember THAT PART ITT we post that part"}
+{"text":"you had so many better choices and instead you pick an okay-ish level with an extremely easy boss at the end if you want a bloodborne thread just say so, or use the standard ragebait by saying its the best fromsoftware game (truth)"}
+{"text":"Will he return for the sequel?"}
+{"text":"you literally see his dead body on screen with the erusean princess crying over it"}
+{"text":"0_0"}
+{"text":"why do you have this saved"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't it be funny haha if someone kicked Ramjeet and he fell onto the track and got bisected by the train? Heehee Maybe surviving the initial impact, only to slowly bleed out while Poojeeta and Ramesh watch him die? haha"}
+{"text":"The dog that sold the world."}
+{"text":"any games where i can have an adventure with a cute tomboy?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"tomboys are for ryona. I don't feel like that for normal girls, but I want to give a tomboy a black eye or a punch in the gut. I bet she'd like it, too, being all \"rough-and-tumble\"."}
+{"text":"Being a tom. And being a boy."}
+{"text":"Resident Evil 1 B A S E D"}
+{"text":"Rebecca is so cute, I’m jealous Wesker abused his position of power to take pics of her"}
+{"text":"game is an IQ test. Did you fail it?"}
+{"text":"you're doing exactly as the devs wanted, good job!"}
+{"text":"I got a B on my IQ test."}
+{"text":"Was the final juggernaut Lugo and the lynched guy some random American?"}
+{"text":"Far Cry 2 makes you a bastard who leaves people without food, water, medicine, kills innocent people, and only fights on both sides of a conflict to make it worse and make money, always making it clear what you are doing in an open-world first-person game with a silent character. No one says anything. Spec Ops is the story of Walker and his descent into madness in a conflict much bigger than himself, where he does exactly the same thing. Everyone goes crazy in a massive projection attack."}
+{"text":"But I didn't have a choice! That's the point, it puts you in the head of Walker. You are coping at the same time he is You had a choice, you played the game. He had a choice, listen to orders or disregard them and enter Dubai. Shutting the game off is an unconventional choice, one that seems really stupid in the moment which is the exact line of thinking Walker had when he was faced with the initial choice of following orders to stay the fuck out of Dubai or enter to try and help people. You didn't shut off the game and Walker didn't listen to orders. I don't understand why this is so hard for people to figure out, no one had an issue understanding it when Undertale did it."}
+{"text":"You can bring anything from a game into real life. magic item person place creature virus anything."}
+{"text":"Either a character creator or a way to save and load."}
+{"text":"I'd get the classic summon Bread spell and open a bakery, then just cast Bread for 5 minutes and enjoy the cash."}
+{"text":"Okay, thanks."}
+{"text":"Karryn from Karryn's Prison. She may be everyone's girlfriend, but she's my wife"}
+{"text":"Editing magic make self immortal change into whatever I want edit world to fit my desires Its basically cheating depending on how advanced it is, like creating your own species from scratch"}
+{"text":"The bosses weren't that bad."}
+{"text":"Is Sonic the most inconsistent series in games? Feels like outside of the Genesis era it's a coinflip whether a game is good or dogshit, and most of the 21st century has come up as dogshit."}
+{"text":"Sup nigga. Heard you was talking shit."}
+{"text":"Good idea, terrible execution."}
+{"text":"I think 2D classic Sonic gameplay is usually pretty consistent, it's just a question of how much unrelated bloat gets shoved in each game. 3D Sonic, yeah probably."}
+{"text":"is your favorite pokemon a world champion?"}
+{"text":"no boomerzard Genwunners in shambles kek. No my favorite isn't up there but it's just because people are bad not because he isn't a quadruple S tier pick."}
+{"text":"no but I still love him"}
+{"text":"I think InSHITeroar SUCKS."}
+{"text":"ninjask isnt common in comp so no :("}
+{"text":"The downfall of the game starts here"}
+{"text":"someone played industrial craft in minecraft and made their own game based on the same concepts"}
+{"text":"You're confusing \"dumber\" and \"lower-maintenance.\" You want a 1.9GW generator? It's yours my friend. Just arrange all of your reactors like a schizo, balance the fluoroketone intake before you fire this thing up, and feed it highly-efficient fuel cells from the end of the world I'd never fucking use these things if blueprints didn't exist. Meanwhile, I figured out how Fission reactors worked in five minutes because it's exactly the fucking same as a Steam Engine in this game. Build Steam Engines/Fission Reactors Hook Boilers/Heat Exchangers up to a source of Water Feed the Steam Engines/Fission Reactors some Coal/Fission Cells Route the Steam into Turbines"}
+{"text":"They're also made simple since they are designed for space platforms first and planets second."}
+{"text":"no more expansions planned Guess, you're technically right. Was really surprised how incredibly good Space Age was, though. Really didn't think I'd enjoy the concept of flying to other planets and setting up a new base there."}
+{"text":"Gleba is the most fun planet once you get over your autism and excessive loss aversion."}
+{"text":"Hey, does anyone know where to download this game and what its killer mode is like?"}
+{"text":"forcing the player to abuse random NPCs will surely open his heart to socialism"}
+{"text":"PI PI PI PIZZA"}
+{"text":"Unc core game Unironically This is how young people can learn what the old internet was like"}
+{"text":"THE SYSTEM"}
+{"text":"is this vinny"}
+{"text":"Nope, it's Jay Tholen The dude who made the game, and some of the songs (including this one)"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"what for? even 2042 is better"}
+{"text":"christmas noob update perma-ruined the gun balance plan to cover the entire war but start with obscure bullshit, then cancel it before the iconic battles female soldiers and dogshit cosmetics hackers everywhere No."}
+{"text":"Why do Gacha fans never discuss their games' gameplay, only the characters and their art/porn?"}
+{"text":"Gameplay?"}
+{"text":"Gameplay?"}
+{"text":"Why are there no good Doctor Who games?"}
+{"text":"I feel like Dr. Who doesn't transfer well to game format. Also the series is dead asf"}
+{"text":"iDOLM@STER Thread Previous iM@S Thread: Official website: idolmaster-official.jp Japanese news: imasnews765.com English wiki: project-imas.wiki APKs: apk.ksmz.moe Old archive of materials: sites.google.com/view/yukipobackup Old FAQ + Resource Links: pastebin.com/icRtaLvv Material translations + Music downloads: pastebin.com/DebHdukE Character birthdays: pastebin.com/cLdezeDu Next thread OP: pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB Helpful Links: pastebin.com/Z70CGAsN Event/Gacha Dates (Jan 18th): - Previous News: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Season 7 - Kumo no Ito 2025.12.31 — Mirror Dungeon #6 - Mirror of Immortality 2025.07.03 — Refraction Railway Line 5 - Merry Go Round 2025.02.20 — Current Events Upcoming Extractions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ongoing SR Fujinami Popularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026 Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass) Yorktown META Upcoming Pasta event SSR Francesco Caracciolo, SSR Alberto Di Giussano, SR Ugolino Vivaldi Lingerie skins: new botes + Chen Wu, Alabama, Shimakaze, Takao Reminder Bind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates. /alg/ doesn't have its own discord. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"#1214: Climax of Star Force Edition Previous: This general is for the discussion of original, fanmade, or look-alike Mega Man games. /mmg/ news Mega Man Dual Override Announced, releasing in 2027: youtu.be/4RmSp4cvYgI [Embed] Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection announced, releases in March 27, and still no crossplay youtu.be/0AeGb_NfP1k [Embed] Also available for wishlisting in PC, PS and XBox Mega Man Star Force's anime available on Capcom's own youtube channels, but on a slow drip English Version of DiVE Complete Works starting to ship out Mega Man Zero/ZX: The Vinyl Collection Announced, Pre-Orders available Shooting Star Rockman manga will be available digitally in Japan Mega Man and Proto Man to be a Season Pass DLC on Sonic CrossWorlds, with a themed stage and kart Mega Man ZX and Legends Timelines delayed AGAIN to January 14th TEPPEN to hit EOS in March 30 2026, and will have an offline version that will be available until April 20, 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fat slob boosted edition"}
+{"text":"space voxel games general edition Previous thread: Alternative thread for physicians: This thread is dedicated to all games about building machines and systems, in space or otherwise. List of commonly discussed /egg/ games: Voxels, blocks and vehicle builders Avorion Besiege Empyrion - Galactic Survival From the Depths Machinecraft Robocraft Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: Current & Upcoming Rate Up Banners: [01/03-01/15] New Year Shizuru [01/03-01/15] Limited Prize Gacha (GG.Tsumugi, Kanon, NY.Saren, Medusa) [01/15] New Year Rino Ongoing and Upcoming Events: [12/10] X.Lyrael, X.Io, W.Chieru UEs Added [12/10] Idolmaster Collab UE2s + Skill Rebalance [12/15] Main Story Update: Chapter 15 Part, Normal 79-1~3, Hard 78-3, Level Cap at 364 [12/15] Caravan Season 11 Starts (Caravan Shop Reset) [12/15-01/06] Dungeon Mana x2 [12/16] \"Cry Baby Christmas\" Added to Side Stories [12/21] X.Akino/X.Saren UE2s Added Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: Chaldean Floralia, when your flowers bloom pre-campaign: ●January 13~27 JST. ●Event period:January 23~. ▶Requirement: -Main Quests: \"The Beginning of Aftertime\". -Free Quests: Fuyuki. ▶Login Bonus: 3 SQ, 4 Golden apples, 2M QP, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom and 10 3*Fou-kun (5ATK, 5HP). ▶Welfare: 4*Alter Ego Flora. ▶Event Bonus Servants: -20% more Bond Points after clearing any quest. -Chances of getting a great/super success when strengthening will be double. -AP consumption for Interludes/Strengthening Quests will be halved. ▶FP gacha free summons will be increased to 20 (~January 20). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Mechanoid Factory edition Is the DLC worth it? Some like it and some don't. You should probably pirate it first to try it out. (I did) Is the Book worth it? Yes praise Tynan Is Dwarf Fortress welcome here? Absolutely not. What mods for performance? Performance Optimizer and Slower Pawn Tick Rate. ► Links: --------------------------------------------- Where can I buy Tynan's \"amazing\" book? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: wagie edition News Rank 8 Equipment World 25 and 26 Open Unique pet Petite Epicon Legendary pet Petite Speaki Story updated to Chapter 6 - Episode 5 Returning Event available Banners (Chibi) 1/15 | 1/29 Blanchet 1/1 | 1/29 Epica 1/1 | 1/29 Selected Personality Recruitment Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no serbs edition ► 1. WELCOME We discuss modded Minceraft: mods, modpacks, projects, build ideas, etc. If you're working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for feedback! Refer to the OP before asking about launchers. All e-celeb illegal immigrants will be cordially redirected towards . ► 2. NEWS All Mojang accounts have been killed. Use links below to keep playing the game without a M$ account. ► 3. USEFUL LINKS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bringer of EOS edition. Ongoing [Banner] [12/25 ~ 01/22] Claudia - Archangel (debut) [Banner] [12/29 ~ 01/05] Renee (rerun) [Banner] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Claudia (rerun) [Banner] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Flynn (rerun) [Story Event] [12/25 ~ 01/08] Side Story: Silent Bomb, Holy Bomb [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/15] Operation Eden Alliance - Gaon [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Strive System - Claudia [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Guild Raid - Gaia [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Evermatch [Reward Boost] [12/24 ~ 01/07] Decoy Operation x2 Upcoming Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Everything related to the Dragon Quest series, also known as Dragon Warrior, is discussed here. (Re)Imagine The Smell Edition Last Thread: News • Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. Demo out now. Full game launches February 5, 2026, on Switch, Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Dragon Quest Smash/Grow, a Roguelite RPG for Android & iOS. Closed beta ran from October 14, 2025 to October 21, 2025. Now Available • Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake. Out now on Switch, Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake. Out now on Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Infinity Strash: Dragon Quest The Adventure of Dai. Available on PS4, PS5, Switch, and PC. • Dragon Quest Treasures. Available on Switch and PC. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Imminent \"experimentation\" edition Previous: Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates: Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC. Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025 Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia. Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026 Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PC New Neptunia mainline - 2026, this time for real guys we swear Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"New Beginnings Edition -1.4.4-< Changelog terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/1.4.4 -Multiplayer-< Public Servers terraria-servers.com -Game Information-< Starter Guide terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Guide:Getting_started Official Wiki terraria.wiki.gg Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: what is /waifu/ This is a thread for those who have fallen in love with a videogame girl. Discuss what it is that makes her so special to you, what sorts of in-game content related to her you enjoy or are looking forward to, or post shrines, merch, or fanart of her. Or just gush about how much you love her! This is the place for that! what exactly is a waifu? Waifu simply means wife, it's the same feeling that any man has when he falls in love with a woman in real life, but in our case she just so happened to be 2D. And in that same vein, love is between only two people, and it's for life. More than one waifu will ruin your laifu, and waifu is forever! collages? Every two months we put together a drawing collage, typically themed around the holiday of that season. Submit a drawing in the thread and everyone's artwork will be put together in one big ol' collage showing off everyone's efforts! It's all about expressing your love, not artistic ability, so don't think you shouldn't participate just because you're not a master artist! And you could always submit a holiday themed photo of a shrine, a pic of food you've cooked up for your waifu, or participate in any way you can show your love! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New Year New Holden edition. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy guides, tips, information and much more: rentry.co/STALKERTrilogyGuides S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy mods, anon's merges and resources: rentry.co/STALKERTrilogyMods Common misconceptions about Shadow of Chernobyl game mechanics: www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/WhatYouKnowThatAintSo.html Running S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on Linux: docs.google.com/document/d/11HcSFSyb0DX3ymModXZ9tNdpTuktTioC BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? Find your crash log, stalker. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Season 7 - Kumo no Ito 2025.12.31 — Mirror Dungeon #6 - Mirror of Immortality 2025.07.03 — Refraction Railway Line 5 - Merry Go Round 2025.02.20 — Current Events Upcoming Extractions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey! /smbg/ #326 - The Tennis Fever edition ------ Mario News and Releases<< 「!」Mario Kart World has officially released! 「!」Donkey Kong Bananza + DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC has officially released! 「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released! 「!」Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 (Switch) has officially released! Future Release Dates: 「!」Mario Tennis Fever releases on February 12th, 2026 「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book releases Spring 2026 「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park releases Spring 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"30 minutes"}
+{"text":"Shant play before dlc"}
+{"text":"why is baro being started before the dlc"}
+{"text":"I'm not buying the DLC, so I'm happy that we're playing it now."}
+{"text":"With no preview or any info on the other character, I think I can hand it to Nejire. Since her gamma seems to deal no damage but buff her teammates with the equivalent of a speed card and probably a defense card in one, all that power budget is seemingly going into her beta and her alpha. You're going to heal and deal good damage with that disgustingly huge AoE and be a flying nuke with yet another disgustingly huge AoE in beta. God, I hope it doesn't go through walls or anything."}
+{"text":"Alright, thanks a lot anons, I'm going to try my first set of games when I get home in a few hours!"}
+{"text":"Theres still time to heed my warning and stay away from this game, don't waste your time."}
+{"text":"There's no harm in giving it a little try at least, right..?"}
+{"text":"Don't listen to him. Try the game if you want. Despite the issues it has, it's fun."}
+{"text":"These new German cruisers are pretty fun. How are you enjoying them?"}
+{"text":"Should I unlock lvl V and get out of noob games or am I not ready yet."}
+{"text":"You should still be in protected MM even if you get a higher tier ship, but rush up the tiers to like T7 or even T8 imo You might want to stop at T7 to actually learn the game, it's kinda a nice sweet spot without too much toxic garbage but if you're running up a cruiser line T7 cruisers are kinda hit and miss so you might want to learn at T6/T8 depending on the line. If you've figured out which line you want to commit to I'll tell you which ship to stop at and learn the game in, but you're 11 games in so I don't blame you if you're undecided Also you can play asyms at like T6 which is a harder PvE mode, still not too hard to win but will force you to learn positioning/angling etc and prime you a bit for randoms."}
+{"text":"I'm running ussr/french cruisers and plan on playing ussr subs once unlocked."}
+{"text":"Shit I'm dumb, I meant destroyers, not cruisers. Torpedoes go boom."}
+{"text":"subs best of luck to you, I got U-4501 from my anniversary crate and it's fucking miserable to play in randoms USSR cruisers Budyonny is pretty solid to learn in, definitely move past Kotovsky. Shschors isn't the absolute worst but I'd probably just push to either Chapayev or Tallinn. Chapa/Nevsky line is faster, long ranged kiters that spam HE and Tallinn/Petropavlovsk are medium-range brawlers with large guns and a focus on AP with improved pen angles. Both lines are good imo, I would grind both T8s from Shchors. For French, Emile Bertin is a really weird T5 with low DPM that requires surprisingly advanced game knowledge to do well in. La Gal is a much more standard cruiser at T6, definitely better to learn cruiser gameplay because Emile plays a lot more like a large DD. Algerie is fucking terrible, get past that as quickly as possible. The Henri line is similar to Nevsky in that you play a long-range high speed kiting role for the most part although you do have 240mm guns and a reload booster so you can absolutely punish people with AP and play more mid-ranged if you have good map sense. You're just in a really shitty position if your MBRB and engine boost are on cooldown at mid-range so you have to balance aggression with passive kiting. I haven't played the Marseille line yet to give you a full rundown on it, but it looks like a mid-range battlecruiser line that focuses on having nasty AP potential at the cost of having absolutely dogshit HE."}
+{"text":"I played on rain server recently up to early z rank, I don't feel like doing it over again on another server so soon but I'm eager to see anons reaction to the game. Supremacy monsters reactions will be funny Also any chance that the raviente raid will be done ? That's the one thing I haven't experienced"}
+{"text":"Also any chance that the raviente raid will be done ? That's the one thing I haven't experienced I hope so, people will have to organize it at some point Pure kino"}
+{"text":"When I played a while ago I found the UI to be abysmally small, is this still the case, or can I scale the UI somehow?"}
+{"text":"Still small, game was designed for 720p no one cares enough to fix it"}
+{"text":"Shes beautiful in her own way"}
+{"text":"we need one sprout, one vee, two distractors, and four shellies meanwhile in South Korea"}
+{"text":"Satanic trips aside, i wonder if all seven Shelly are going to run Diary to make sure the Pebble can properly distract."}
+{"text":"The confidence on this mother fucker."}
+{"text":"Imma be honest this one only looks hot when twitter artists draw her completely off model Meanwhile I wanna do yatta in model"}
+{"text":"Only if they know how to manage their money."}
+{"text":"your celestia broke 2k damage in 9? roubds, i don't think that's really a brick as far as they go in this game"}
+{"text":"The score was 7-5, so 12 rounds. We were down 3-5 after a 3-3 first half."}
+{"text":"oh thats pretty bad then yea, fair"}
+{"text":"jandwho?"}
+{"text":"As someone who's friends with a dandy fag (sadly) most dandy fags, and believe me when I say this, don't play the game, they really are here just to jerk off to the characters, also most of the thread over there is genuinely just the same fucking 10 people but their schizophrenic enough to keep making posts constantly."}
+{"text":"well we should outschizo them then and we more coomers here too so this thread wont be as dead"}
+{"text":"yea i spent 5 minutes in there and i got the jist of it immediately, i guarantee those posts are coded messages that relate to some dropbox full of \"\"\"\"\"club penguin\"\"\"\"\" videos"}
+{"text":"What the FUCK is this highschool level cliques behavoir."}
+{"text":"me on the left I am what you would call a fire fire guy"}
+{"text":"Bob Shafton regularly gives people brain damage and never catches a ban for nonantag griefing but the guy who kills himself and no one else does."}
+{"text":"Shouldn't have disrespected Saint Floyd, chud"}
+{"text":"Bob Shafton griefs every round George Floyd??????????? No wonder this server is dead"}
+{"text":"t. ranny pedophile The guy who got banned was banned because his name was George Floyd. It's literally the only reason and any other reason given is bullshit."}
+{"text":"nah theyre all been very civil"}
+{"text":"Will 4070ti be enough for 165fps FH6 or will i need 5070ti?"}
+{"text":"Never got any message from anyone. I didn't even know randoms could message you."}
+{"text":"Depends on how they tune the engine (heh). I actually wonder if they're gonna add modern DLSS and FSR for AA. I heard they're really good for that when properly implemented (and saw they're really bad when poorly implemented)."}
+{"text":"We most likely will. They still have devs working on Craftopia."}
+{"text":"1.0 will have blue serenity and you'll have to rebreed everything."}
+{"text":"I'm doing some number and build tests on normal raids while waiting for more Orserks to clap Ultra, but it really feels like Xenolord normal is dealing more damage over the course of the fight then Hartalis. Obviously that isn't the case on ultra, but once normal Hartalis is done with it's alpha strikes it really slows down. Meanwhile Xenolord gets it's CDs back pretty quick, I assume that's why."}
+{"text":"Blue Serenity would be nice. I'm sick of having one yellow trait."}
+{"text":"I'm not a breeding autist so it doesn't affect me"}
+{"text":"Looking back, has B42 delivered on its promises?"}
+{"text":"Zomboid is The Sims, except you need to steal all the furniture"}
+{"text":"You can melt it down into metal to cast your blacksmith anvil :)"}
+{"text":"They need to introduce \"unfinished\" crafts/buildings like rimworld and df have, so that there can be more useful things that are a higher time investment but you can chip away at at different opportune times. Like if you have a high enough carpentry/carving/sewing or whatever and the materials you could make any furniture in the game but it might take a long time."}
+{"text":"weren't the crafted items supposed to have a quality level to them that depended on how high your crafting skill is? What happened to that?"}
+{"text":"dandelion void will have multiplayer zoomboid is fucked"}
+{"text":"Why is the ship weapon balance so all over the place? How do they weight the stats against one another to try and balance things internally, or is it just pure vibeshitters? The lightstrikes are fun, but what the FUCK is with their power consumption? They're almost impossible to feasibly use on most ships because they draw double what the K&W repeaters do. Omniskys seem all around ok for PVE. S4 and S5 ballistic options are really limited and the velocity falls off a cliff after the difficult to obtain Breaknecks. Revenants are ok. There are no good S5 ballistic options at all, all too slow."}
+{"text":"or is it just pure vibeshitters I don't think any CIG designers play the game. I honestly don't know any feature in the game I can detect an intelligent design in - usually you would have some inklings."}
+{"text":"Ships can only have up to two shield generators enabled at once, any additional shield generators are \"redundant\" ones that activate whenever one of the active generators are destroyed. During the final PTU of 4.5 they made a change so that the shield pool is the entirety of all functional shield generators but that you'd only get the regeneration speed of the two powered shield generators however when this change went to live it reverted to the previous behavior of only allowing two shields at a time AND shield regeneration pips were based on total amount of power pip slots rather than the amount of power pips used. So having 6 size 2 shields meant it took 220s to recharge your 18k shields with 3 power points in shield but if you ripped out 4 of those shields it'd only take 73s to recharge your 18k shields with 3 power pips. So basically any ship using more than 2 shields needs to rip out the extra redundant shields or suffer a large recharge penalty (300% longer recharge time for no benefit in the case of the Retaliator/Redeemer)"}
+{"text":"I honestly don't know any feature in the game I can detect an intelligent design in - usually you would have some inklings. NTA, It makes more sense when you have played every historical iteration of steadily accumulating technical debt over the last decade, ever since before the \"hangar module\" game mode got removed, so you can see somewhat how (and sometimes why, but why oh why) things have developed in the strange ways that they have. Still does not make much sense, but turnover does that to even the best human cog theory vibecoding slop agentic shops where there are theorized to be 1000 jobless people from 100 foreign 3rd-world countries already waiting outside in the street ready to take your job if you think wages and work-life balance could be improved somehow."}
+{"text":"MXA Laser is actually Size X-2. I hate the naming schemes in this game so much."}
+{"text":"Can we plap next to the nigger sign?"}
+{"text":"Hype!"}
+{"text":"Is this new era white ppl"}
+{"text":"What are you, 12 years old?"}
+{"text":"foxhole added planes and now theres planes"}
+{"text":"you don't get the same amount of nerds though"}
+{"text":"Collies are unpleasant assholes, chinese assholes and russians. What did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Did you try just asking nicely to unban you?"}
+{"text":"You have to donate at least $2000 to the trans suicide avoidance hotline."}
+{"text":"Did you delete all files from before? If you left any game install files there is probably something like a cookie."}
+{"text":"Talk about skin drama or actual gameplay"}
+{"text":"don't feel like warming up for faceit premier is turned off comp is too chill"}
+{"text":"We need more people treating comp like actual competitive and not some side mode, please play it. t. someone who got told to play Faceit for taking Thera/Basalt seriously"}
+{"text":"if a map isn't in the pro player pool, people aren't going to try and treat it as an xp farm for the weekly drop"}
+{"text":"I understand that, but it's stupid. One of the most fun parts about getting the basics of CS down is experiencing all of the community maps and learning them. Map discovery/learning has always been 10x more fun than just playing the seven active duty maps where most have been a part of the game for decades. It's even better now because you can hop into a practice server and make your own util in a few minutes. I had tons of smoke lineups for Thera and Basalt. It's like a 3-phase learning curve where phase 1 is raw mechanical skill, phase 2 is map knowledge and phase 3 is team synergy. Phase 1 isn't exactly fun and requires the most maintenance, phase 2 is mostly finite w/ active duty, and phase 3 is dependent on the people you play with."}
+{"text":"also adding to this but non-community reserve pool maps also can be fun if played seriously, specifically hostage. CS2 hostage feels so good to play."}
+{"text":"i love this private server like you wouldnt believe"}
+{"text":"Reading Turtle players coping about the lawsuit is hilarious. They're drug addicts fiending for it."}
+{"text":"25k hispanic Wrathbabies. No thank you. Paymane can get fucked. what do you mean you don't want to argue with underage manchild about needing to outgear and outachieve the raid you want to visit"}
+{"text":"Enjoy your lolsuited pserver then."}
+{"text":"who gives a fuck about unreal engine 5"}
+{"text":"warmane is for retarded mexicans that dont understand the importance of good game design. isnt warmane wrath only and also an insta 255 fun server where its not even wow basically"}
+{"text":"Lü Bu is coming"}
+{"text":"I would just like to say that I fucking called it being Lu Bu back when they first announced a new chinese hero"}
+{"text":"It was a fairly safe bet but congrats anyways. I myself called Sohei a few months in advance"}
+{"text":"What DW is this? Is this like DW15 or something?"}
+{"text":"To be fair mid lane kind of is DW in a can"}
+{"text":"Dubs WE ARE INVINCIBLE"}
+{"text":"You got any better ideas on how to spend an afternoon?"}
+{"text":"it's a popular pastime there"}
+{"text":"Any info on the next eso+ trial?"}
+{"text":"it happens whenever zos feels like it"}
+{"text":"We need a new platinum Revanite set or an updated Darth Revan set that's not a reskin of old gear with a new mask."}
+{"text":"I want canon Darth Bane's armour."}
+{"text":"based and pike included"}
+{"text":"The pike would be rad."}
+{"text":"The fact that they still couldn't be arsed to give it an actual reputation faction logo That's just the underworld exchange hutt"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Anoncraft: Hytale Edition Server IP: 45.59.171.113:25565 DAY ONE EDITION Server News: Hytale has been released."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's a new game and even worse it's EA. With time it'll get better for sure. Fingers crossed."}
+{"text":"I highly doubt most of the server owners even frequent this place beyond ZOMG!!!1!! etc."}
+{"text":"still dead? is it really the instruments mod killing it?"}
+{"text":"I think so, just tried to connect twice. Have patience, it won't be gone forever"}
+{"text":"is it really the instruments mod killing it? I took a look at the mod's code, and there's a java.util.HashMap in YmmersiveMelodiesRegistry that _might_ have unsynchronized concurrent reads+writes. If that's happening, it could explain either JVM crashes or the JVM getting stuck in an infinite loop (whichever is taking the server down). I haven't spent enough time reading the core server code to know what the synchronization invariants are, but I also see that a lot of the core builtins are using concurrent collections instead of unsafe HashMaps. The actual MIDI fetching and parsing is done within a unconstrained try-catch and the remainder of the code is fairly mundane. Hard to diagnose further without a stack trace from a faulted server and I can't be bothered to try repro'ing a possible concurrency issue locally."}
+{"text":"take meds half of guildies disappear"}
+{"text":"Fuggis, job interview anon here. It was a long process. I didn't get the job. Now I'm back to sending multiple applications where I never hear back from any of them."}
+{"text":"good luck anon! I hope you get a job soon"}
+{"text":"Keep sending them applications back. They might get sick of you and get you jib just so they don't have to look at your CV ever again."}
+{"text":"there's bullshit keywords they're looking for with AI, look it up and then hide them in the CV at size 1 with white text"}
+{"text":"4chan's Bizarre MMOdventure is an ongoing project from a group of anons dedicated to playing through dead MMOs. How does it work? Hold a tournament-style voting contest from a list of games Play the game that wins the final round of votes for 2 weeks After each game, we alternate lists of MMOs to vote on A guild photoshoot will take place every Saturday, check thread for pic times New adventure starts every other Saturday, after the week 2 guild pic Feel free to recommend more games to be added to the lists and to encourage people to vote on a game you want to play. Games we've played so far: Phantasy Star Universe Trickster Online Rising Force Online RaiderZ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i have a 8bitdo ultimate 2c controller and it just works"}
+{"text":"another belated rotations post: 10 games with the lowest tie-breaker score from Eliminations 43 are BANISHED from games list 1 and will return to the pending games after Eliminations 44: Aika Online Freelancer Wurm Online Dark Age Of Camelot FOnline Ether Saga Online Red Stone Fractured Online Helbreath Atlantica Online Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"10 games with the lowest tie-breaker score from Eliminations 44 are BANISHED from games list 2 and will return to the pending games after Eliminations 45: The 4th Coming Earth And Beyond Grand Fantasia NosTale Aion HighSpell Metin2 Soul Worker Ashen Empires Cabal Online A random.org list randomizer with the pending games and the seed 2180903 gives us the following 10 additions to games list 2: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And now, to the important message. Game 45 Eliminations are up! 28 candidates, 12 rankings and 8 winners, which will move on to the finals. Closing Sunday, 25th Of January, 16:00 EST. Your candidates are: 9dragons Age of Wushu Angels Online Bless Online Echo of Soul Eden Eternal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lucent Heart Lines up with Valentine's Day ids habbenin"}
+{"text":"It's like 25 weeklies"}
+{"text":"Okay I was wrong, she's fun. A little basic but still very satisfying."}
+{"text":"BLACKED mode is super fun but i kill 3 packs and it ends..."}
+{"text":"BLACKED mode is super fun but i kill 3 packs and it ends... The animations and audio are great but yeah I had the same experience plus wheelchair mobility"}
+{"text":"not funny"}
+{"text":"My birthday took a whole 6 months, and Elsword is turning soon 18 / 15 years old."}
+{"text":"Adam's PoV"}
+{"text":"Adam's too fat to leave Altera's core."}
+{"text":"tfw MORE FUTAS OF ELGIRLS X ELGIRLS IT'S OVER BROS"}
+{"text":"For me? It's Mr. Elsword's sister's game (el classico)."}
+{"text":"Post them"}
+{"text":"PVP event coming Nah, thank god I already have my 12/12 tickets"}
+{"text":"It's just 2 PvE dailies for 3(*13) tickets, the worst that can happen is you run into some vampire mommy hiding in an alley and lose 1-5 minutes of progress."}
+{"text":"Its near impossible to play for free"}
+{"text":"not if you buy crown content with gold and manage your inventory right the only thing that is truly unworkable is the housing item limit"}
+{"text":"that's a good tip. i teleport into someone's house that's located in a dlc that i don't own."}
+{"text":"Come play what osrs should had been, with anons! What is /v/scape? Vidyascape (AKA /v/scape) is a fully featured 2007 RuneScape private server started on  running since March 2014. Features Experience the game mostly as it was in 2007 Active devs with dedicated server hosting - 99.9% uptime No Grand Exchange 2.25xp rate - Less grind allows you to progress faster Access to all content - Free forever! Explore Gielinor just like a member No donator benefits - Only your in game wealth matters. Nobody can pay for an advantage 122 quests - 248 Quest Points available, fully scripted and working! God Wars Dungeon, Fight Caves, Barrows, Treasure Trails, Pest Control, Barbarian Assault, Temple Trekking and much more! Main Website Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"why is an account with 0xp gain in a month even a few days after starting to play again asking for gear"}
+{"text":"If you fight, you're in a pleasure. thank you. The fighting calendar that has died with time. I want to keep turning. Let's go! Adrenaline I'll blow it up later. Knock down"}
+{"text":"nobody would ever say this"}
+{"text":"I do my best fren :)"}
+{"text":"hey fedposter relist your youtube videos it's been a year"}
+{"text":"We did not need to know any of this info. It was not relevant in the slightest to the other anon's tale."}
+{"text":"too scared to play I will just get flamed and blacklisted"}
+{"text":"this happens way too often, it's always fucking archery range"}
+{"text":"it's the new temple tree"}
+{"text":"Midway through the event edition. How are we finding the event? Surprisingly not terrible? Find anons to play with here. Post ur loadouts gameplay clips incorrect opinions"}
+{"text":"whenever i find a woman in randoms i know with 100% certainty she dies first and gets the whole team killed, there are a surprising amount of them playing hunt for some reason"}
+{"text":"sure it's slower than other fanning, but it's faster than not fanning it doesn't need to be accurate you should be using it close range it doesn't need velocity for the same reason. yes it does need a buff but swift quick reload is bonkers on a fanning gun in an aggressive fight yeah there's tons of better options and loadouts, but it's a unique fun thing RANDOMS AREN'T BAD YOU CHUDS"}
+{"text":"Yes they are. I strive to be the dogshit random that makes people hate randoms. I WILL click my gun and die immediately after. I WILL pop the immolator and burn a bar off of all of us. I WILL get caught on fire and run into a red barrel. I WILL run into your double-trap you just spam pinged and explained in voice, mere seconds after you set it."}
+{"text":"randoms aren't bad lol you probably lack self awareness in day to day situations in life and people actively make fun of you behind your back. the only reason they don't do it to your face is purely out of pity. low-tier human/10"}
+{"text":"not having any luck with shotguns at all lately"}
+{"text":"Is this game's netcode just... bad? I tried hosting a server myself, but other players got terrible delay, don't these fangames usually have excellent netcode?"}
+{"text":"its a miracle this game has functioning multiplayer at all, doom netcode is shit"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"saturday"}
+{"text":"ring racers general dead KEK"}
+{"text":"nah I don't want any gayboiz in my party so I never make male mesmers or eles. So all female mesmers, I got like a 40/60 split male to female overall, female armors usually look better. I got a male ranger (elite studded), ritualist (ancient, but also have elite kurzick), assassin (no elite set yet, kinda regret male but the /dance looked cooler), and para (asuran one of two armor sets that don't have the gay looking navel gap), female ele (vabbian), mesmer (enchantress), mesmer (WIP), monk (saintly, it's an old character I never play anymore), derv (vabbian), necro (obsidian), warrior (elite gladiator) and planning on 1 more mesmer, and wondering if I should make 1 more rit since getting Xandra can be a pain and getting Razah or Zei Ri are truly pains. Was thinking female Rit in Elite Exotic looks nice I have the 1 character with 2 elite armor sets but only wear the 1 and I kinda think I'd rather make a different char to show in different gear than have different gear sets per char.."}
+{"text":"want to make an assassin dont want to redo all the quests and rep grind feelsbadman"}
+{"text":"what the hell do I do with my imperial dragon tears? The weapons for them are so ugly and I can't dedicate them in HoM or anything They're just kinda shitty greens with ugly skins and not that great of stats outside of the shields being pretty standard shit and I guess the axe but I can't even see heroes using them."}
+{"text":"I kept the thing as a trophy"}
+{"text":"I used one on a staff thinking maybe I could see someone using this sometime, but never have, the other 2 I've never found a use for and have sit in my bank for years. now I'm doing a second character through WoC and thinking wtf am I gonna do with the \"reward\""}
+{"text":"just click ok"}
+{"text":"That's the script that the Log in button calls, the button does nothing if there's an error with it."}
+{"text":"well it worked for me"}
+{"text":"I got this error today too. I fixed it by closing it instead of clicking yes or no"}
+{"text":"Doesn't work, guess I'm free now."}
+{"text":"bumpino"}
+{"text":"begone dumb dirty nigger"}
+{"text":"swagino"}
+{"text":"i'm not surprised OP is a Kcancer"}
+{"text":"it's a shooter game lil bro, i'd rather apply my intellect to more fruitful endeavors"}
+{"text":"Dubs of truth. Ella and her sister bio/stories were even more cringe and annoying"}
+{"text":"stop samefagging"}
+{"text":"Isn't this game's movement a lil bit glitchy? when you prone and then press the sprint button, the character will get up, do a lil hop and just walk, if you switch to your pistol, he starts sprinting for real and with lean mode on hold, if you lean right then hold lean left at the same time, the character does not lean left, you can if you reverse the direction"}
+{"text":"Assymetrical thread implying anyone reads the OP"}
+{"text":"I installed EVE Echoes on my phone a few months ago but I've never run it. Any advice?"}
+{"text":"Firebomb synagogues (I'm Minecraft)"}
+{"text":"amarr"}
+{"text":"Get a golden predator skin, the mark of distinction."}
+{"text":"Fuck, now I want a golden drake."}
+{"text":"Just a cozy PvE server. I haven't even really played the game yet, so we'll have to figure it out together. Server IP: 15.235.37.30 IRC: #freetale on irc.libera.chat Rules: just no griefing. I advertised it publicly as a free speech server on some of those server lists but no one joined kek. I figure it'll mostly be anons."}
+{"text":"cant connect to server"}
+{"text":"It's working fine"}
+{"text":"This server is overrun by 3rd worlder children and non channers, why would you even post it here? 4chan and kids dont exactly play together nice"}
+{"text":"The server population is tiny and is comprised of at least 80% channers, so I can't imagine what you are referring to. A chat where people are chill and don't say nigger ever 5 seconds doesn't mean it's compromised by non channers. Plus you could easily gatekeep and drive off the rabble by just growing some balls and telling them to leave."}
+{"text":"OP posts server ip on non chan sites insists that its my fault and I should tell them to leave Enjoy your grooming server"}
+{"text":"I've been running this server since day 1 hour 1 of hytale's launch. I posted it in /vg/ and people have been playing off and on. Sometimes it's empty, sometimes there's a few people playing. Thought I'd post it here to get a few more eyes on it. IP 155.94.160.223 Rules It's not an anarchy server so don't be retarded. No guarantee of performance. It had some issues day 1 but the patch might have helped. It costs me nothing to run so i'll keep it up as long as people are playing. Post ITT if you have mod requests"}
+{"text":"BBCheur Not playing."}
+{"text":"Stop bullying Aecheur AKA Arthur Couton! He’s done nothing wrong!"}
+{"text":"BBCheur"}
+{"text":"use an anonymous imageboard decide on a username username is persistent across all games username is persistent across non-game accounts Why do they use 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Some people have a symbiotic relationship with trolls. You're basically feeding his insatiable need for attention by posting about him."}
+{"text":"Monkeybot Prime defeats Whiskers and Danoon or whatevehisnamewas 101 vs 66 vs 0 (57)"}
+{"text":"Finished a 1v1 Fort game, 39 vs 40 points :o ggwp"}
+{"text":"Anyone has Final Girl files?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that a solo game? Who would play a solo board game?"}
+{"text":"Anon is out here doxxing kind folks. No wonder hosts can never fill a lobby."}
+{"text":"I was in a coma for 5 years and that's how it was back then - you did the grueling marathon grind and then got a shitty premium for free so you can park it in the garage and never touch it again."}
+{"text":"Marathons are, for better or worse, gone. Battlepass is a lot less of a direct marathon grind; they're usually more reasonable to complete and you get a whole bunch of stuff even if you don't finish them for the tank."}
+{"text":"aww. i was hoping for one of these four premiums since WG would probably want to drain gold from lootboxes guess i gotta wait for the next trade-in"}
+{"text":"Took 69 battles to fully research and upgrade the ares 75, as a bonus I made the first mark of egg salad shooting standard only"}
+{"text":"Season 9 has Begun New Map, New Performance Issues World Tour Replaced with Social Credit System Big Needed Buffs to Weapons and Gadgets Big Unneeded Buffs to Using a Controller Join \"Vidya\" to play with other anons"}
+{"text":"I have better things to do with my life. Be honest, you really don't lol"}
+{"text":"aaaaaaaaaa come the fuck on, release some more animations already most of the weapons don't have any alternatives at all"}
+{"text":"they always come in handy"}
+{"text":"Hopefully they revert it to 2 charges, now that they added flashing lights n' other shit to appease the retards with no situational awareness"}
+{"text":"That would be nice, it would be fun if they made them do more structural damage as well."}
+{"text":"plays favorite multiplayer game of all time on steam tf2, over 700 hours on it mic spams here and there in game out of boredom but still plays game normally gets random game ban one day for cheating despite not having any cheats installed very clearly pissed off but appeals the bans anyway valve's unban system doesn't work no matter what you say to it it just auto-ignores you turns out i am not the only one and there is an entire group of people emerging where they got falsely banned by valve as well also banned from cs:source, hl2:deathmatch and other source mp games because fuck you right? haha year later abandons steam account with over 100 games because 1 game ban is enough to ruin an entire account why doesn't the unban system work anons? what to do if falsely banned is it just a boy who cried wolf scenario, i am not the only one to get this happened to as well and i have some seriously good steam games as well but everytime someone checks my profile they see a game ban so what the hell is the point of playing anything on steam now?"}
+{"text":"Buddy of mine had this happen, he plays dota, got a like 70 year ban (NOTE, NOT A VACBAN) for 'cheating'. Saw it while he was streaming over discord it was the funniest shit in the world. Angry trannies can ban you for hatespeech but if you keep appealing it someone will see it, same buddy got unbanned in 2024 so just keep trying. Valve fired a bunch of monsanto interns over this shit and they're blacklisted from the industry now."}
+{"text":"so i just have to rebuy every game on a new steam account? how many of those are multiplayer games you cant pirate?"}
+{"text":"yeah the worst issue is the source game ban i got has an unspecified date some other guy has been spamming unban requests too on steam for 11 months straight and they still will not allow him to come back, he even went as far as to contact authorities in certain areas over it i commend him deeply for that, he has been working hard and diligently for the cause, i ESPECIALLY want to be unbanned before TF2's big 20th anniversary (supposed) update"}
+{"text":"around 10 or so, lots of single player mostly huge issue with playing mp games on my main now is if people see my game ban they will make assumptions possibly which might get me banned in unrelated games as well all in all, unless i completely play single player games (hl1 mods lookin sexy rn), my account is in the \"nothing ever happens despair\" phase rn (i have some cool terraria worlds, decent time on other stuff)"}
+{"text":"redditor moment"}
+{"text":"consider the state of spawn this server was good like 2 years ago now it's almost as bad as 2beta2t"}
+{"text":"it makes sense that things built at spawn would eventually get destroyed, you just need to be active in maintaining it if you want anything to survive"}
+{"text":"Yeah but anything that moves this server more towards 2beta2t is bad If i wanted anarchyshit i would play on 2beta"}
+{"text":"just don't build at spawn then, nobody that just shows up to grief ever bothers looking for anything outside it"}
+{"text":"jimbo likes cock"}
+{"text":"Alloyed Collective is out."}
+{"text":"...Is operator meant to be so fucking retardedly op?"}
+{"text":"...Is [DLC character] meant to be so fucking retardedly op? Hit a guess. Every single DLC character so far is, at worst, Acrid-tier."}
+{"text":"Pre-fixes GearCHEF."}
+{"text":"SotS was rushed and all content was undercooked, then had to be fixed and polished over the course of over a year. Not the same thing at all."}
+{"text":"The other characters from the DLC have been retardedly OP since launch. The comparison is sound. The other survivors from DLC overall have been busted, though, i will agree."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I don't have the h*rn, but I suppose the fact it's locked out for everyone now lends it some allure. I do think that the two the crest and the shard are probably more lucrative by way of showing the time put into the game since the materials don't drop like candies and you have to put some time into grinding p300. That's just me though."}
+{"text":"exactly"}
+{"text":"Basado. Got mine a few days ago too. A title to boot would've been nice Yeah, a shame that. Maybe they could throw something in retroactively for those who completed this event?"}
+{"text":"I don't know why I was hoping for some new type of traversal by air or sea. On the other hand, the way D4 works it wouldn't make sense so making it a single island instead of an archipelago was the only move there"}
+{"text":"im new to diablo, where are all the players playing? I dont see anyone."}
+{"text":"come home, white man."}
+{"text":"peak players in the last 30 days = 14K, which is the lowest it's ever been (second lowest was 16K) you retarded nigger, post some cope about that too"}
+{"text":"cute cahni edit"}
+{"text":"Honing rates for the new gear (from the next raid) just dropped and it's not looking great."}
+{"text":"daily peaks are consistently sub-10K now"}
+{"text":"some of these fucking glitches lmao dude"}
+{"text":"I don't think they thought about that change at all honestly it was probably just collateral damage in the replay editor update. I agree it was nice to be able to change cameras while playing back with that, it actually made for some pretty nice, simple, fast clips if you used it well. Follow cam then switch to tripod at the end of a line going down a gap or something, etc. I've been playing here and there still but most of the time when I do a cool trick I'll just watch it back once then close the replay editor instead of going through the whole song and dance. Also had some cool ideas for tricks that I can't quite execute.. mostly skill issue though if I'm being honest I think."}
+{"text":"Impervatek is imperfect."}
+{"text":"pretty sick, I had a grand time"}
+{"text":"To add to this, the ransack system is bullshit. What the fuck is the point in having named loot in a non-raid dungeon if you only have ~6 shots per WEEK to actually get the drop. I'm fine with it affecting xp, but it should not affect loot so those who actually want to complete a set or get a specific drop can do so at the cost of getting zero xp. inb4 akshually it's 8 Named doesn't drop if the ransack penalty takes the dungeon below the required level for the named."}
+{"text":"I'll probably play it for a few months. the concept of character Reincarnation tickles my autism something fierce. This is what keeps me playing, the only thing I dislike is making a build that ends up being kinda dogshit or boring and then forcing myself to at least hit 20 with it."}
+{"text":"it's ok for a f2p mmo, but could be really good with a few not very major changes mostly related to the baggage it accumulated over a decade sad, many such cases"}
+{"text":"Aight, but I am busy, sadly, but I might make some time this weekend."}
+{"text":"What multiplayer game is the most likely for me to meet real, actual women (with a vagina) these days? Bonus points if it's not an MMORPG since those bore the piss out of me."}
+{"text":"You say that like it's a bad thing"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"She can't stay hot forever."}
+{"text":"Faggots everywhere man. Im waiting for RO3 and hoping it won't fail"}
+{"text":"Ragnarok Online 3 Anon, you might be the gay one. Gravity is whoring out their IP to any studio that wants it."}
+{"text":"host when"}
+{"text":"some guy named cooper came on and admitted he liked to suck a lot of cocks"}
+{"text":"still img gif y"}
+{"text":"it is really funny that someone is trolling vanilla terraria in the year 2026"}
+{"text":"it was lame in 2016 and it's lame in 2026"}
+{"text":"I think I'll just wait for the update, too much rushfaggotry,"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info. Why do devs always make the cutest characters the hardest to play? I did play against a really good Fleet online who was doing combos I didn't know were possible. I gotta lab her out. Also what's with all the La Reinas online? I'm not even exaggerating, 90% of people I fight are playing as her. Any tips to counter her? My reaction time is pretty slow so I always get caught in her grabs."}
+{"text":"Also what's with all the La Reinas online? New character Any tips to counter her? I don't know, I'm still learning the MU. Most of the time you can just bully her with anyone and anything that has respectable range because her best moves (nair, dtilt, jab, grab) are so stubby and her burst options are either unsafe (dash attack) or telegraphed (side special). This can make her easy to whiff punish, but I've run into one or two La Reina players who are really good at getting in with movement alone and then raping me with strike-throw mix-ups. Despite her nair, she has difficulty landing due to her slow air speed when chair isn't available to magnetize to, so she's susceptible to being juggled and edgeguarded. The consensus is that she's below-average, but I think people are still learning how to play her. It might an Etalus situation where she isn't actually bad and she's buffed into being a bigger asshole. All I know is that her dtilt is overtuned."}
+{"text":"learning Galvan turned me retarded boot up game man i should probably play La Reina ... one Galvan match, as a treat... hear uair sound effect once cum play Galvan for like 2 hours and get off i \"main\" Olympia and Forsburn but i've probably played 5 matches with each since the La Reina patch. my La Reina is still level 7. all i do is pick Galvan and play like an animal."}
+{"text":"too bad. hope it works out."}
+{"text":"Please do not touch Deathwing"}
+{"text":"Azmo got nerfed aside from 2 charges and pride becoming baseline what the fuck. Bro what the fuck did they do to deathwing why have they ruined his ability to be an actual bruiser just for flamebreath memes? Why are all of my ARAM builds for these heroes being ruined? only slight nerf to lightning rod jaina nerf to cone of cold build, fine i guess muradin back to smacking people meme but at least theres a meme payoff and holy fuck why would they make give em the axe level 1? Why would they ever let me do skullcracker and give em the axe at the same time? murky has to farm creeps to hit towers but can get big tuna kahuna baseline AND CAN REVIVE FROM 2 EGGS What?!!?! The fuck are they smoking? Who asked for this? lunar flare talents are all now just base quest I guess. Tyrande gets a buff that's not terrible but what the fuck was the rest? The only good summoned unit to lose HP was the hunter killer cause fuck that piece of shit being so free to bully with the rest is what the fuck"}
+{"text":"Creep tumors were also nerfed lmao. As if Zag needed to be pigeon holed into summon spam even more."}
+{"text":"REVIVE FROM 2 EGGS wow i didn't even read that part, this is so trash"}
+{"text":"Creep tumors were also nerfed lmao Where does it say this?"}
+{"text":"maybe it wasn't made well, but there was nothing else like this full loot sandbox mmo quake with 8 hotbars"}
+{"text":"checked darkfall has always been a complete mess and yet one of the best pvp games ever"}
+{"text":"I remember shitposting on forumfall for a while. But the game itself didn't run well on my PC, so I wound up not playing past the beta. I remember seeing videos later on of hordes of naked dwarves with wands of magic missile roving around killing anybody they came across."}
+{"text":"I remember when it came out and everyone was making fun of it. Hard to imagine anyone thinks fondly of it."}
+{"text":"What's the recommended classic nolife MMO today?"}
+{"text":"same company"}
+{"text":"I'm back on city of heroes. I like rebirth, but it's been practically dead for a while."}
+{"text":"Turtle Wow EQ P99/Quarm"}
+{"text":"different game entirely btw I came here after 2016 and I love trannies like my favorite game GW2! Go back to whichever social media outlet your newfag ass came from."}
+{"text":"ok cupcake go play fuckin toontown oe puzzle pirates then"}
+{"text":"It is shitty that they don't make it clear but they have done this for every event"}
+{"text":"after ping-ponging between 88 and 90 for the 7th or 8th consecutive day (I've lost count) I've finally calmed down the answer is to play linear combo and snap aggressively, which is the complete opposite way I'm used to playing the game, that's why I've been having such a hard time I'm no longer upset at shou lao, he will either get nerfed into irrelevance after the season is over and I'll never see him again or I'll eventually get to play him myself 2 months from now"}
+{"text":"I think he should keep all numbers and just be a 6-drop, he's the exact type of card that should be countered by Leech, or make Leech affect 5-drops too, there's gotta be a better answers to cards that win 2 lanes on reveal other than just guessing where to play Cosmo at the end of the game."}
+{"text":"This type of bot which only purpose is to annoy you and lose on purpose. Someone needs to be lynched."}
+{"text":"I wish I knew this bundle was coming instead of spending tokens on her old Spotlight one when the new system was introduced. This is much nicer even if it only shows half the character."}
+{"text":"and armed security for the RAM/PCs"}
+{"text":"It's just to make sure none of the teams or coaches can see the screen. Awkward, but it works I guess."}
+{"text":"I WON A DIAMOND MATCH I AM NOT A SHITTER!!!!! :DDDDDDD"}
+{"text":"Checked. Keep it up, anon."}
+{"text":"the defense has a counter claim to this, your honor. the prosecution's argument has no relevancy to this case, as the time and location of this anal devastation does not matter. if the prosecution did not want to receive an ass pounding at the dinner table in front of his family, he should not have been playing runescape mobile on his phone during dinner. jagex reserves the right to pound some man ass the second our victi- i mean players, log into the game. i'm sure the prosecution would argue that our release of an official runescape client on mobile devices is so that we may prey on assholes more frequently and easily, but that is not the case. if someone chooses to log into runescape, that is their prerogative. jagex does not willingly fuck the asses of their players, but rather it is merely a side effect of our incompetency. the players are fully aware of this, but may still choose to play the game of their own volition. it is deliberately stated in our terms of service, however, that any ass fucks the player receives are unintentional, thus waiving us of responsibility."}
+{"text":"Objection your Honor! The prosecution seeks to mislead this court. No one ever has actually read the terms of service on any game. Or read the terms of service on anything else for that matter. Unless they are a stinkin' slimy lawyer like myself, heh heh heh! A game by definition is something to entertain the users, not a means by which to insidiously procure violent anal intercourse with them. Hence the use of scantily dressed big tiddy girls on Runescape's advertising, players expect to have their teenage masturbation fulfilled, not to have their rectums filled with Jagex jizz instead."}
+{"text":"too many shit posters here. There are people interested in discussing the game but these threads have been taken over by spammers and the jannies don't do anything about it."}
+{"text":"Is the T95 magic set really worth it? Its like 3b for the set which seems insane. I heard it was kinda mediocre?"}
+{"text":"I'd say go with masterwork"}
+{"text":"I run a Rac5+Rac2 on mine. I wouldn't recommend it but it consistently pulls 600+ damage in T1"}
+{"text":"this image is fucking killing me"}
+{"text":"There have been lots of good decals over the years."}
+{"text":"One thing that annoys me greatly is there isn't any way to save a decal setup. If I want to make my mech look like Sanic, I have to painstakingly set it up each time."}
+{"text":"Street Sweeper with 2 snubs Put the biggest XL engine in it, 3 jump jets, and take all the speed nodes It moves like a fly on crack This thing is ridiculously fun. I love my ECM 2 snub urbie for more team oriented play, but the speed on this one feels amazing. It's like playing without training weights."}
+{"text":"Anybody else checking this out with the latest playtest? I like the visuals but the questing feels a bit aimless right now, so I'm mostly just wandering around trying to fill the map."}
+{"text":"If this is your first time then yeah you probably will, there are a bunch of hidden routes and alternate pathways you might walk by 100 times and never notice. The map seems huge."}
+{"text":"Apogea is going to be extremely pay2win on launch. Im calling it now. He's already done enough jewish bullshit that i have no hope for apogea. I didnt even bother to play this playtest at all Obligitory HATE SPEECH NEEDS TO BE BANNED pic"}
+{"text":"Ive never played any MMO, is this a bad one to start with?"}
+{"text":"He's already done enough jewish bullshit that i have no hope for apogea Qrd? Please god don't let it be. Also I don't care about turks and brazillians getting banned for being racist towards each other"}
+{"text":"As a literal first MMO? Probably not, the playstyle is pretty archaic by today's standards compared to even stuff from a decade ago, which is around when most of the current popular ones came out. Unless you're a really big fan of a more open ended experience exploring the map and grinding levels in general. I would say for a total noob probably Guild Wars 2 or XIV, those are pretty approachable MMOs that'd get you used to the basics of the genre. They're both pretty story focused as that's the main way to progress in those games."}
+{"text":"Very interesting find. I'm still willing to believe that it wasn't like this at launch, but if it turns out to not be the case, I wonder how the original 20/30 additive speed cap was tested for it to be so far off. I definitely should've used a base game character for my findings rather than my main, my bad."}
+{"text":"100 rings + slipstream Next to no increase on non-Power in that scenario (minor enough to be confused with turn/drift boost increases, terrain, or natural fluctuation), and slipstream itself adds +20, so 20/30 was a natural conclusion Also no accel character kit, so you weren't regularly running enough ring boost to properly push to caps without slipstream back then anyway"}
+{"text":"That sounds believable, I assumed it would've been tested extensively with how prevalent Ring Gain Boost has been since day one, but I guess it wasn't for whatever reason. With that said, it took me some time to figure out that Steampunk City was the best place to test Ring Gain Boost while ensuring that there was no way my numbers were being affected by one of the million other things that affect speed in this game. Maybe it's possible to use the demo to find the 1.0.0 additive speed cap? I assume Sega haven't been updating it because it's a barebones offline demo, but I doubt it'd be easy to get any consistent results anyway."}
+{"text":"The problem with testing on 1.0.0 at all is needing to unlock gadgets (and vehicles/characters/tracks if you want a consistent test environment). 46 races to unlock both Ring Gain Boost gadgets, 62 races to unlock Speed Machine Kit, and iirc crossworlds weren't immediately available in time trials. Pretty sure the demo only had the first grand prix and none of the relevant gadgets."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it'd be be a pain in the ass finding the numbers either way. Not like it matters much aside from finding out if we've all been under a placebo effect until we could start truly ringmaxxing with Acceleration Character Kit being added to the game. Please don't nerf it Sega, I beg of you."}
+{"text":"How come Animal Crossing is so dead on 4chan? I am playing New Horizons, feel free to add me on Discord if you want to play together (solving 3 puzzles per message is way too fucking annoying): 14nuhorizons"}
+{"text":"Give it a few days. We're likely to get some generals because of the new update."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the items from the new update? I'd like to catalog them."}
+{"text":"nvm jannies keep moving the generals to /trash/ or deleting them"}
+{"text":"I have some of them, including the Zelda Amiibo items."}
+{"text":"How come Animal Crossing is so dead on 4chan? NH stomped on their core group of fans, nobody even wants to play it anymore"}
+{"text":"Oh God don't mention the corruption thing, straight up the most dogshit mechanic ever conceived in this franchise They also made sure to nerf your climbing jump, in the main games you get to position yourself exactly where you want jumping when climbing an opponent, in DDON you get pushed a mile away I agree with your assessment of the game in general, I'd just add two things: The game has a terrible sense of aesthetics and the classes and actual combat mechanics are much better than regular DD."}
+{"text":"The game has a terrible sense of aesthetics I think this is pretty standard when it comes to online RPGs, the early game armor is simple, looks practical and overall is nice, but when you get to the endgame it it's all bulky stuff and spikes here and I just hate that, thank fuck DDON has transmog"}
+{"text":"thank fuck DDON has transmog Real asf, I wanted to mod some armor but I never did find out where the stuff that chooses between variants (colors, parts, etc) is stored"}
+{"text":"It's just going for a more fantastical look than the first game did. I think most of the time it pulls it off, with the major exception of the Season 2 areas where the character designs, their settlements and the ruins all clash horribly. Not counting equipment that was cash shop gear or collab stuff, that is, and you're always gonna have players making joke abominations and running around in clown suits in an mp thing for better and for worse."}
+{"text":"It's just going for a more fantastical look than the first game did Precisely, and it's terrible."}
+{"text":"Nothing but rich people keeping this game alive by being pay whales Does anyone else here even play this? It's kinda insane how small the playerbase is and it's still being kept alive after all these years.. And yes, rich techbros and/or retired people and other rich people finna be playing this"}
+{"text":"Theres currently thousands of faggots crying and begging Embark to get rid of or completely nerf the PVP element of this game, and considering Embark is a company based in sissy Sweden, they’ll probably end up listening. Im tired of weak gay homosexuals who are cognitively incapable of getting better at gunplay, demanding that gunplay be removed or outlawed or shamed as “toxic”. Fucking losers want this game to be a peaceful looting simulator lmao go take another vaccine."}
+{"text":"Amazon Game Studios fired their lead dev TWO WEEKS (literally) before launch, and then remade the game from an open world hardcore pvp sandbox into a opt in pve themepark game. Then they kvetched about player retention not being anywhere close to it was before launch. This happened TWO WEEKS before launch after the final playtest and wasnt tested at all before it launched"}
+{"text":"Anyone who says literally ANY of these games Except for Sea of Thieves, of course"}
+{"text":"you posted this already stop crying and move on"}
+{"text":"What is the \"safer shores\" update for $500 alex?"}
+{"text":"Exactly: the Safer Shores update is precisely why Sea of Thieves is exempt from the list. It was one of the best handled implementations of a PvE-only mode to a PvPvE game, and as a result, it did nothing to hurt the game's player numbers. You can see it clear as day on the steamcharts. It's a quantifiable, objective truth. In actuality, the updates that hurt Sea of Thieves the most were S14 and S17, for reasons obvious to those that actually play the game."}
+{"text":"yes!"}
+{"text":"Apex TERA just isn't fun though, I don't really care if it's more casual or not, but ridiculous apm isn't what makes an action game good, in fact it makes it pretty bad since you feel no weight to your actions, you're never really locked into anything so there's no commitment. It being casualized is a matter of perspective, the rotations being faster can be considered a casualization along with the classes generally being far more overpowered than they used to be, it's like comparing old MH to Rise or something, rise might be more complex and faster on the surface, but the old games are still more difficult BECAUSE they're slower and the monsters are more on par with your character, you can't just bing bing wahoo iframe everything, you have to respect them and have good positioning so you're not in danger when attacking in the first place. I don't think it matters regardless, I would say TERA was never a casual game and it has nothing to do with the game dying, that would be the shitty monetization, awful gear systems, and having nothing to do beyond the dungeon/raid treadmill, in fact it's probably dead because it wasn't casual enough, just like Lost Ark."}
+{"text":"don't say this or  this zoomer retard will lose his mind"}
+{"text":"WHOAA PLAYER DO BIG NUMBERS QUICKLY GAME NOW GOOD kys zoomer"}
+{"text":"Hopefully I see you around sometime!"}
+{"text":"i've probably spent $50 on this game and while that's not a lot, it's the most i've ever spent on a game... also spent about 450 hours on the game. this is so frustrating. the jews actually control everything."}
+{"text":"you have been banned for 4537895624395782643524938756234954325784235649057361432560423564235968023456239875 hours"}
+{"text":"there's millions of other games out there. Reward your enemies with your absence of which they cannot recover or forgive themselves from pushing you away. They won't feel it immediately and maybe they won't ever realize it, but know they need you, needed you and now can't have you."}
+{"text":"This strategy doesn't work when there's a million randoms (thirds and nons) who will take your place."}
+{"text":"292’471’152 years, not 6'000'000 they had one job"}
+{"text":"Dispute your purchases through your creditcard company. Tell them you didnt receive what you paid for. You arent getting your account back anyway, so its time to get your money back."}
+{"text":"Arc Raiders sucks so fucking bad that I decided to replay DnD and is actually way better. Arc Raiders is overhyped to fucking hell. You know how I know? Majority of players in Arc are all whining about PvP in a PvP game because of aggression-based matchmaking. These are the same people who mindlessly fell for the hype and want the game to coddle to them and not respecting the PvP aspects. Looking back at DnD, it's so much fucking better. So reinstall this game and support it. PLEASE. Arc Raiders is FUCKING SHIT!! I know because I put in 91 hours into that piece of shit game."}
+{"text":"Hello????"}
+{"text":"Dead game. I got back into grinding the missions for whatever autistic reason and it's insane how empty the servers feel. (EU) prime time has few sweats trying to sweep empty lobbies but outside those times it's like playing a single player game. I still think the water map is pretty cool. Maybe DaD2 should be a marine ecosystem simulator."}
+{"text":"Dude it's still in early access just wait until 1.0"}
+{"text":"Arc Raiders is shit from a butt 100%. Worst great-looking game I have played in years. Definitely the most overhyped pile of shit I might have ever seen."}
+{"text":"I have a lot of hours into dark and darker. Every game has PVEggers whining and crying the game needs to be easier. Thats why Ironmace added the pve only mode and tanked the playerbase Thats why tera died Thats why wakfu died Thats why new world's player retention flopped on launch Thats why dofus died Thats why once human pic rel Thats why tree of savior thats why firefall thats why wildstar thats why thats"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's hilarious even more funny when you realize it was secrets who made a stink about it (he shilled for THJ when it first released & when he noticed they were making bank he left their discord server and word banned even mentioning THJ silently in the quarm discord) and clearly used the opportunity to try and get quarm its personal daybreak blessing like P99 but in the end he just ended up ruining his server, having all his custom content removed and losing 2k players. dudes a nutjob weirdo loser"}
+{"text":"which servers? ive been looking to fill the thj void"}
+{"text":"Should really just keep it how is is right now,any thoughts about adding in stuff like the original dyes to vendors pre-post extract since there aren't any shamans or rogues around to dye fine steel you'd need some way to dye fine steel plate armor yourself"}
+{"text":"I could do that, yeah."}
+{"text":"Fennin Ro Is that the warriors armor with fancy gold plated set & flame bolt on its breast plate?"}
+{"text":"It's smaller. That's really all there is that would make you want to play it. There's significantly less to do in a game that was already lacking."}
+{"text":"Antonica/Tunaria is bigger in EQOA, as is Odus. There's a lot more packed into zones because every zone is gigantic."}
+{"text":"You will never have a Deathfist girlfriend."}
+{"text":"had to work pretty much 3 weeks straight away from my house just wanna come home and comfy grind in EQOA"}
+{"text":"you can run a ps2 emulator on a cellphone at this point why not bring eqoa with you?"}
+{"text":"I have a face like muzen cab and body like zhong kui"}
+{"text":"Proofs?"}
+{"text":"Plus sized pussy is still pussy."}
+{"text":"Charybfish"}
+{"text":"Discordia seems like the kind of girl who would be able to play the harmonica with her butt."}
+{"text":"I am gonna fuck Io."}
+{"text":"Threads kinda stopped on /vg/ 2-3 years ago, so presumably in 7-8 years. I'm not against one last hurrah, but I think everyone has already said their goodbye to the game."}
+{"text":"Who was your favorite /palg/ poster(s)?"}
+{"text":"All of them. Except Scrubz, Mopsy and MRL."}
+{"text":"They were all special and provided a story. None should be forgotten."}
+{"text":"anons driving off into the sunset to blast some monsters in another realm should have taken our mobile suits with us honestly."}
+{"text":"Kek that's great"}
+{"text":"I watched all of it and have three things to say 1. kino 2. your ui setup is garbage 3. KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Overwatch fucking sucks but I still play it every now and then felt like sharing this image"}
+{"text":"Try not playing shitty games. Even TF2 is better."}
+{"text":"Never played it, but I agree."}
+{"text":"Yeah, lame way to end it. Was a good day for Turf overall though, GGs!"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking for teams I can’t solo the lab rats alone"}
+{"text":"Sure, I'm up for that -Ma"}
+{"text":"Oh, a Matsuri started."}
+{"text":"See you on the 14th"}
+{"text":"server IP: dolacraft.modrinth.gg Anoncraft is dead. We're DOLACRAFT now! Brand new world. Old frens welcome. Old versions supported. We are friendly; just don't be too mentally ill. READ /RULES UPON JOINING Most old anoncraft rules apply No griefing no trannies, no trannarchy AQUI EN DOLA CRAFT SOMO FELICES"}
+{"text":"we are chaaaarlie KUUUUURK"}
+{"text":"no trannies false advertising"}
+{"text":"Unironically, yes. Kids genuinely can't read at grade level."}
+{"text":"Now open the menu and look at the 100 different menus with sub menus The 500 different currencies"}
+{"text":"Is there a faster way to level fishing or is it really just 1 xp per fish. This is wretched."}
+{"text":"hey man some fish give up to 5 xp"}
+{"text":"botting"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"no u"}
+{"text":"the goddesses are not evil That sounds like something a goddess would post"}
+{"text":"but but but they are not, they are good girls with cute and fluffy pets and and and also big bobs"}
+{"text":"HYTALE THREAD / SERVER RELEASE DATE: JAN 13 2026 I plan on making a server for this game when it comes out in approx. 2 weeks Will make a new thread with the IP when the time comes but we can talk about the game here in the meantime. stay tuned."}
+{"text":"the new ip is 204.77.4.219:5520 sorry we had to change it due to bad server support"}
+{"text":"as someone whos paid for minecraft, OG cube world alpha and vintage story; is this worth falling for?"}
+{"text":"if $20 is too much to take a risk on the game then maybe you should focus on other parts of your life first"}
+{"text":"Right now, its in EA. The current gameplay is just exploring, level up the crafting station to let you make more stuff, and get Adamantite set. If you want to see what kind of player models that /v/ has to offer, look here."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Other boards are too fast to get some honest huntan done imo so let's keep this thing going Previous Expedition:"}
+{"text":"he doesn't keep his LR/HR sets in order to play with people who are in LR/HR"}
+{"text":"Hello hunters"}
+{"text":"That's generally how I approach the base game end grind. I'll get some rolls that are fine and unlock stuff for the cosmetics I want to use, then not really care because G-rank will just make all of it completely obsolete after two or three hunts."}
+{"text":"slut"}
+{"text":"Honestly the gog rolls are not as bad as the based artian ones. That said you don't even need the Artian weapons if you don't care about min-maxing. And if you do. Just mod it in. You can have infinite items to do rolls with and it will still take forever to get the best rolls. It is a complete garbage system. At least you don't need much to make a gog weapon and the rerolls use the same item and this time you can actually reroll the same weapon in game and choose if you like the stats or not. So I would say mod in your Artian weapons and naturally grind for the gog updates. Though I guess there are the additional skills in the gog weapons... welp, just mod in the ones you like... Or just farm normal monsters and ignore all that..."}
+{"text":"but I will just take it. I appreciate your consideration for my 'tism. Chang's gonna be curvy. Righty-o."}
+{"text":"I don't like drawing my own characters often because I feel lame doing so, whenever I could draw for someone else. A noble drawfag, putting other peoples characters before their own. Do you happen to have a ref sheet of your characters for viewing?"}
+{"text":"putting other peoples characters before their own. I just didn't think I should be drawing my characters if I'm gonna interact with other anons, since that feels self-absorbed. Do you happen to have a ref sheet of your characters for viewing? I have clumsy-made galleries. Never bother to draw ref sheets, but I plan to."}
+{"text":"fluffy why are you so precious"}
+{"text":"im in <Catholic Church>"}
+{"text":"green is the colour of greed"}
+{"text":"not on linux"}
+{"text":"this place looks like the assassins guild"}
+{"text":"Assasin Guild , when ?"}
+{"text":"They finally gave us a roadmap for updates. Do you like how the new DLC characters play?"}
+{"text":"level editor the only thing im interested for"}
+{"text":"Classic"}
+{"text":"I wonder how it's gonna work when you have dailies to play on specific maps"}
+{"text":"probably just won't have custom maps in the pool for dailies. would work normally when you play on them. I'm more interested in how seamless the host/player experience is for having them in your rotation. because if they fuck it up it'd be no better than where we were 12 goddamn years ago."}
+{"text":"if anything the daily would be \"play a custom map\""}
+{"text":"i have a challenge for yall find the location of this image and if you found it, reply with another picture of the same picture but with a different angle"}
+{"text":"hint: a famous roblox game notorious for some of the hardest ___"}
+{"text":"Why does this game look like it's in VR, but it isn't"}
+{"text":"hey this is that one roblox game i recognize these squares"}
+{"text":"Is this tower of hell? I only played roblox for a short time on and off between 2016-2020 but isn't this that hard obby game that people cheat on and laugh at crying ipad kiddos"}
+{"text":"Which one in ETERNAL would this be.... Quite the puzzling preproposition."}
+{"text":"I want to get into a MMO primarily for the story and vibes. What game is good nowadays, so far these look appealing to me Final Fantasy 14 SWTOR Guild Wars 2 Because they have a strong main story and even voice acting. Any better options?"}
+{"text":"SWTOR Yes it's great. GW2 No it's shit. Second for Mabinogi the generation quests are pretty interesting though I didn't play past G12 or something. I would also recommend Blade and Soul. It's classic chink story but I still enjoyed it. Past that the game is pretty trash though especially after they \"revamped\" it. PSO2 was also decent but I don't know if it's even still accessible now that they replaced it with NGS (that one is shit don't play it)"}
+{"text":"PSO2 is still around but you have to download NGS along with it, and most of its collectables (music, fashion, furniture) are either no longer obtainable or bought from players for obscene amounts. You're better off waiting for the private server being developed rn."}
+{"text":"GW2's main storyline isn't very good but the world has great vibes. If you ignore the main quest and just do map exploration and hearts it's a nice time."}
+{"text":"city of heroes"}
+{"text":"Go read a book instead. MMOs are for open world PVP and making the stories yourself."}
+{"text":"kek guess they got a little too authoritarian and gay for people to take"}
+{"text":"i had one for exploration back in the day when it had by far the best range in the game but I hated it so much I went back to an ASP"}
+{"text":"hides the ugly main thruster if only it improves the crappy looking underside got tempted into joining it. if it becomes a bit too unbearable or unprofitable, it would be a fun trek back to the bubble at least"}
+{"text":"browsing through DW3 server see a few dads rightfully complaining about discord being complete shit audibly keked"}
+{"text":"idiots are already getting themselves mass kicked from the pg right now fuggin morons, you're supposed to wait until the middle of the expedition so you can murder people with exploration data and send them back to the bubble"}
+{"text":"I wonder if it would really meet the definition though, the modders are upfront about saying that it simply won't work outside of singleplayer unless you give up some shekels. I only call it a poison pill because I'm sure there's plenty of just random people who saw a cool mod and wanted to play with their friends only to be scratching their head as to why it doesn't work."}
+{"text":"It was just a thought, pettyness begets more pettiness. Most of those mods change or break the game so drastically that I don't think I'd want to use them anyways. I have a real conundrum with modding this game into anything but a Lite Vanilla+ with some QoL like quickstacking and crafting from nearby containers. There is so many crazy content mods but the only content I'll end up adding is stuff like a resin tap for trees so I never have to worry about keeping all the torches in a big base fueled, rather than installing a mod that just makes things last forever because keeping all the torches fueled is a chore I actually like in this game."}
+{"text":"look up best mods cause haven't played since 2021 they are all cheat mods really anyone got a list that's not just \"easily do this thing\""}
+{"text":"I've seen silver nodes above the surface on mountainsides. I think you can even use the hoe to slightly dig into the terrain to confirm there's a node, I've definitely done that with scrap iron in the swamp."}
+{"text":"At some point you might want to consider using the map generator website. You can say it spoils the exploration aspect but if you don't want to spend 40 more hours looking in the wrong area, there you go."}
+{"text":"There's one right now"}
+{"text":"What is the worst gimmick and why is it perceive?"}
+{"text":"p l e a s e w a t c h m e u s e t h e s a m e s p r i t e s a s I s l o w d o w n m y t e x t I don't even think there's a viable way to DO perceive in client. But also you're incorrect, it's actually pre-DGS-western-release Joint Reasonings"}
+{"text":"I'm still convinced most people we're actually purposefully case crashing instead of being retarded."}
+{"text":"Is there a difference?"}
+{"text":"Bump. Tomorrow at 10:30 PM PST the devs and beta testers are gonna play with everyone."}
+{"text":"looks like utter dogshit"}
+{"text":"Could anyone provide a ranked/calibrated deadlock account with like 50 games played with a decent winrate? Not looking to discuss the ethics of it or anything else just looking for a handout if possible. Much appreciated hombres."}
+{"text":"I'll sell it to you for 1 grand."}
+{"text":"title"}
+{"text":"breaks TOS The og abandoned one was free and never broke any steam ToS, if anything valve kept moving goalposts hence why it became an abandoned project (the dev kept making concessions ex-post facto, gimping his software until he finally gave up as Valve kept making amendments to its reddit-driven terms of service). While the still functional copycat was targeted for its skin unlocker feature, the real target of bans. Neither Gabe nor any of his underlings ever claimed that d+ was illegal, yet every action they took were against tools like yours because it hurts their bottom line of mindless hat consoomers. give you what i believe is the best model out there Usability before accuracy, both matter but for the end user the first one matters a lot more."}
+{"text":"The point of my model is to be accurate, lot of people got vac-banned for using o+ and you can get that info quite easily on the web. I'm adding a box you can fill if you want to analyze a match by his unique ID right now. Will be online in few hours i believe. Lazyasses like you may appreciate."}
+{"text":"lot of people got vac-banned for using o+ and 0 did for using d+ (original), already pointed out if you read that o+ is because of the skin changer which was never offered by d+ It is really good especially when it comes to pick and you are the last one which is draft-time assistance, offered by the og (no vac bans ever) and which you've also suggested as a usecase for the tool you're shilling (supposedly not yours kek) in case you didn't know the most popular add on used by top personalities for their streams is an in-client automatic insertion or whatever the fuck you meant by that"}
+{"text":"you're shilling (supposedly not yours kek)... My oc: Gonna drop here my MULTI-TOOL Keyword: \"my\". You cant read 1. is because of the skin changer No, it was because the tool used to snipe private accounts and that's against the TOS. See (1). in case you didn't know the most popular add on used by top personalities for their streams is an in-client automatic insertion or whatever the fuck you meant by that. Answered you already in . See (1). I give up, not gonna feed the troll."}
+{"text":"it was because the tool used to snipe private accounts Original dotaplus never did that, try again GIMME FEEDBACK PLS nooooooooo not like that still not my own tool btw but i really really REALLY need your feedback, just not the feedback you give! You are the troll here"}
+{"text":"Any cute mmorpgs comig out in 2026? Im looking to get into one on launch"}
+{"text":"Yeah maplestory classic next year. Should be PRETTY DAMN CUTE"}
+{"text":"would like to know as well"}
+{"text":"I want them to bring back maple story 2, what in the fuck it was fine and they just shut it down."}
+{"text":"uh..."}
+{"text":"what in the fuck it was fine That shit was NOT fine."}
+{"text":"I thought the dragon med helm was considered ultra rare and highly valuable in the original RS2 before Barrows yet 3 people are wearing one in your pic. Am I remembering something wrong? ... Nevermind. I just checked the hiscores and saw the 99-all autists on the first page which explains everything. If I hadn't forgotten my pre-Discord 2004scape account name and password I would pop back in to take a look. I guess I'll never be able to join this server now."}
+{"text":"mmos are meant to evolve hello jagex"}
+{"text":"you are now holding soup"}
+{"text":"i mean they are. companies just refuse to do them at anything other than a glacial (as in extremely slow) pace. why hasn't official classic+ happened for wow? simple. blizzard doesnt want to lol."}
+{"text":"in elementary school we made something like this"}
+{"text":"in 2025 i dont see good games i only see ai slop like steal a brainrot so recommend me some good games in roblox"}
+{"text":"its true tho"}
+{"text":"so mental retardation got it"}
+{"text":"Roblox is made up of under 13 year olds and pedos, there is no in between."}
+{"text":"roblox is a 20 year old game there are plenty of late teens and 20 somethings who grew up with it"}
+{"text":"the 3 demographics of roblox: scripting/building nerd ipad toddler pedo"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"4. complete free"}
+{"text":"Ps3 servers still running."}
+{"text":"why THEY dont let use mouse on consoles?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Anoncraft, A Cracked Vanilla Minecraft 1.21.8 SMP for /vm/. Server IP: anoncraft.cc Map: map.anoncraft.cc Unleash your autism /vm/ and let's play some good old Minecraft. Server News: - pankike did it again award Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I don't know who runs the server but I do know who doesn't run it ??????????????????????????"}
+{"text":"some retard just wanted to steal the name to promote his own server"}
+{"text":"Okay. I can believe that."}
+{"text":"a likely story"}
+{"text":"they weren't gone when ropz was there, and I'm not sure he would have been satisfied with -rain +jcobb twistz is probably only here because they don't have to pay ropz anymore"}
+{"text":"Karrigod retires this year and the new IGL for faze will probably be broky"}
+{"text":"MY MAN LOOKS BROKYN AGAIN. WHAT HAPPENED?"}
+{"text":"twistz is probably only here because they don't have to pay ropz anymore It's because they could trade EliGE to Liquid in exchange."}
+{"text":"and they got elige to replace ropz no money left for another star player after frozen, imagine being stuck with broky and rain/jcob for 2 years+"}
+{"text":"it's up bros 92.22.239.204"}
+{"text":"does anyone wanna race?"}
+{"text":"lobby is up bros 92.22.239.204"}
+{"text":"closed, awesome races lads"}
+{"text":"The wiki was the tip-off for the original site, actually! I wanted to preserve the formatting the moment I found the link to the original JoJ. Even backed up as basic HTML and a few fixes, it's good to have on the shelf with all the other stuff I've been picking up. The Judgments were my favorite also, especially Yorick's and Riven's entries. I much preferred exploring the old canon than what came after in 2014."}
+{"text":"what are you excited about to get to experience? Fun"}
+{"text":"I much preferred exploring the old canon than what came after in 2014. the Institute of War and summoners were more interesting than the generic fantasy setup they have now I remember back then we actually talked about the lore with friends it was in the sweet spot of enhancing the game without getting in the way I don't even know what's the plot justification for the matches these days"}
+{"text":"League matches are entirely non-canonical events now, with the removal of the Institute/Summoners/Runeterra Legacy. They are purely gameplay facilitation. Their explanation now is to just provide none and shrug. Quite sad."}
+{"text":"honestly top-tier writing and the best part of old lore the Institute of War and summoners were more interesting than the generic fantasy setup they have now absolutely what fucking sad world we live in now"}
+{"text":"Devs have long since given up lol Damp Crystal:"}
+{"text":"Are you deliberately aiming at your teammates or something? How the fuck are you managing to teamkill with Neurotoxin Payload, of all overclocks? It isn't even good at direct damage."}
+{"text":"its another episode of unpromoted host hosting hz5 niggers please let me check the player level before joining I don't mind carrying shitters, but these retards will eat shit 20+ times per mission and will eventually alt+f4 mid-game"}
+{"text":"Get fucked, role autist. First come, first served, unless the situation is exceptational. Do you also run away when you see bugs, because shooting is gunner's job?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so autistic and butt blasted? Still upset after 2 days?"}
+{"text":"player agency and freedom is autsim Stop making such dogwater arguments and people will stop yelling at you. Simple as."}
+{"text":"tell souf that I love him"}
+{"text":"soon"}
+{"text":"can i get a tom in chat?"}
+{"text":"Anyone here still playing this game? What's your opinion on the new character?"}
+{"text":"How is the playerbase looking these days player count went down significantly, even then, on NA you can still find half filled lobbies at prime hours has the AI been improved at all? a bit. you generally don't see bots getting stuck on walls or at the spawn anymore"}
+{"text":"I see they've nerfed shotguns down to the normal videogame status quo of the pellets phasing out of existence past 10 feet but have left the m-10 completely untouched."}
+{"text":"left the m-10 completely untouched not sure about that one. SMGs aren't as dominant as they used to be"}
+{"text":"I fear shotguns will be hard to re-buff, between people having ptsd from s1 shotguns (despite part of their peak strength being a BUG) and the \"i'm an aim trainer grinder and shotguns are for shitters, they shouldn't be in shooters to begin with!\" sentiments some regulars have. But then again they did bive sex fox a big nerf, I thought she'd be immune to that for obvious reasons. So who knows?"}
+{"text":"I think the best thing they could do is limit most of the attachments for the universal shotguns and simply limit each to having a specific role with clearly defined effective areas. For example, the Home Defender should be the exclusive slug shotgun. It should essentially be a primary version of the m28 that trades being able to rapid fire for having a high skill ceiling tracking moving targets by having a slower projectile. From there, you can easily tweak."}
+{"text":"All of Gardensview toons are major sluts who sleep around in town orgies"}
+{"text":"A cruel question, Tooners... If you had to have five and ONLY five toons on your account, who would you pick? - Starter toon isn't included in the 5 to give some wiggle room - Unlock criteria IS required, however (e.g. you can't have Vee in your 5 without including Brightney, and owning toons like Yatta or Blot is just impossible, etc.) Eclipse is my favorite and I can live with having only one distractor toon. But sacrificing TWO whole slots to Tisha/Brightney just so I can own Vee and Shelly really hurts. It leaves no room for me to have Ginger, and I love healing as the cute cookie girl so much. Alas..."}
+{"text":"Time to post the new image in the new thread."}
+{"text":"Having your favorite is impossible Pointless question."}
+{"text":"YATTA SHALL KILL (You)"}
+{"text":"This looks super cool, joining"}
+{"text":"Awesome but there's no way to join. Steam not showing button. Invite only set?"}
+{"text":"Oh what it should be open, let me look into this here"}
+{"text":"That is just being posted by people who have a grudge for being banned on horizon. The phoenix devs are all horizon admins who quit due to horizon incompetence and finding out Aerec was doing things like unbanning his friends"}
+{"text":"phoenix is going to be a soulless poopsocking contest between faggots to grind out 75 in the shittiest gear they can in the shortest amount of time possible."}
+{"text":"proof?"}
+{"text":"I'll give you my sock when I'm done pooping in it"}
+{"text":"So just like horizon was then?"}
+{"text":"There is op weapons from crates that can one-tap unarmored players! Mob spawning is fucked up so you will need to get spawners from crates. Def won't get kids addicted to gambling! ip: traditionalmedieval.online bedrock: bedrock.traditionalmedieval.online port:50003"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"Owner is never on so you can do whatever you want btw!"}
+{"text":"About 200/300 players, why?"}
+{"text":"Bought gym. It's small, but at least it's more interactive than the arcade. Time to stop playing until the next season, again."}
+{"text":"Also, S.H.A.D.O.W. canonically partners with Xioami Kek"}
+{"text":"another meleeslop very likely with untargetability spam This game is beyond cooked."}
+{"text":"I reached 3v3 Elite in solo q bros. So happy."}
+{"text":"play defense shut down two goal hoggers rainbow-flicking all game other team only got one real attack in the box because of me our team has not gotten a shot on goal despite the man advantage game goes into overtime get a breakaway pass ball to open guy he loses it rainbow flicking other team shoots the ball downfield no one covered the goal hoggers does not matter because the goalie missed the ball and it went in."}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"its over... only f2p can save this game..."}
+{"text":"Tends to happen when you blow half your budget on paying streamers to play it for a day. Bought hype doesn't last."}
+{"text":"made a Hytale survival server on release, also disabled players showing up on the mini-map and enabled PvP join Peridotia anons: peridotia.xyz"}
+{"text":"LIQEEUIIIIIIIIID"}
+{"text":"Racist. Exclusive. Shit talking. Real gaming. Online and multiplayer? Does it exist? I've been playing a lot of Warframe, and while it is a great game, it's not super social and sadly it's flooded with wokes and troons. Tiresome and gross. I played some Albion before, and the community was okay, had my fun, but in off-hours it was full of bugmen. And the game itself got boring pretty quick. I'm a millennial."}
+{"text":"Racism is grounded in reality. Agree. Drop a nuke on China India Israel or Africa and the world improves instantly. Team Fortress Classic and Modern Warfare 2 on PlayStation 3. Yes, believe it or not there are still servers running and you don't have to pay for PlayStation Plus"}
+{"text":"I feel like people on here get banned from places less because they're racist and more because they're obnoxious in general and they've just made being racist a huge part of their personality. Anons on the vidya boards frequently remind me of that one comic page with the KKK members complaining how the new guy can't shut up about niggers while everybody else can hold a normal conversation. Some of my friends play FF14 of all games and they've shared racist jokes their guild has made. Anyhow, CS2 is completely unmoderated on Valve servers and most people don't really give a shit regardless. Proximity VC in Rising Storm where you tell GI wife not gonna recognize him when he go home in body bag in the most stereotypical accent you can manage is a selling point and the game is also very easy to play if you have an ounce of patience, much easier than CS if you suck at shooters. If people are getting annoyed by you for what you say in these games then it's probably because you're genuinely annoying."}
+{"text":"they're obnoxious in general and they've just made being racist a huge part of their personality Correct."}
+{"text":"you just described /magog/ post 2024 anyway, it's probably TF2. maybe even half life. CS2's moderation, but with players who give even less of a fuck"}
+{"text":"one of the owners was involved with trafficking and porn I never heard about that. Huh. But yeah, Maliken calling people niggers and accusing people of having items they didn't even own, was funny. Trust fund babby roleplayed as a game dev."}
+{"text":"Did you say something about vaporeon?"}
+{"text":"tfw there are more people drawing vaporeon porn than people interested in this game."}
+{"text":"Got shit on You're chain posting about fucking imaginary animals, and I'm supposed to feel bad about passively following a game? Talk about a self-absorbed narcissist that can't answer basic questions. Keep being a retard, though. It's funny."}
+{"text":"It's not vaporware right now. It was for a long while but for the first time in a long time they appear to actually be trying to make a game instead of just spinning their wheels. That said I think actually releasing something is just to tie up loose ends and wind down the project for good so it won't be what you wanted when you backed the kickstarter and it probably won't be around very long."}
+{"text":"Its over"}
+{"text":"left it up for 16 hours on a generals board and then just idk shut it down i guess award you seem dedicated enough to run a games server i am certain of it young man"}
+{"text":"It was up for a week. It's still up, actually. I just don't care if you lot join or not. Generals board /vm/ wasn't like that in the beginning"}
+{"text":"It ended up as one. At the end of the day, all you need is 1 guy who keeps on bumping the thread, even if they're playing it by themselves. But you're fine, OP. You did as you intended. It'll take some time before your thread disappears so who knows, maybe someone interested will come along and try it if still happens to be up."}
+{"text":"I just realized it's been over 5 years since I enjoyed a multiplayer game Every game I've played in recent memory I just did because it was fotm I had to give a shot at, I wanted to complete some battlepass progression get fomo drops, pointless rank chasing and playing because I had no other game to play Give me your best recommendation to bring my joy back"}
+{"text":"Craftopia and palworld were fun for a while, anything gacha or loot crate is trash anymore."}
+{"text":"I quit games altogether. Man says on the video game board before trying to give life advice."}
+{"text":"NTA, but memories of what Star Citizen could have been by now are pretty powerful. Joss Whedon Browncoats were once a grand theme inspiration, before the neon dress-up years. To this day, I can not wear a shiny brown coat over any space suit, or a silly wool Jayne Cobb hat stuffed into my helmet."}
+{"text":"Just some pigs, sleeping."}
+{"text":"sleepig"}
+{"text":"Draining the ocean."}
+{"text":"Fastest to slowest, in blocks-per-second: 15.92 bps - Horse, Lion, Tiger 14.44 bps - Hamster 13.91 bps - Bear, Wolf 12.72 bps - Pony/Zebra 12.08 bps - Jade Rabbit, Scooter, Skateboard 11.96 bps - Fennec Fox 11.92 bps - Arctic Fox 10.87 bps - Reindeer 9.51 bps - Deer 9.06 bps - Cat/Bombay, Chicken, Dog/Malamute, Duck, Falcon, Long-tailed tit, Turkey 8.15 bps - Buffalo/Cow 7.24 bps - Pig 5.44 bps - Rabbit, Sheep 5.03 bps - On foot"}
+{"text":"It seems the latest maintenance also reset animals. There are white and brown rabbits, dogs are white, malamutes have a vivid blue. There are no longer areas overrun by ducks or cats, and animals are in general far more sparse."}
+{"text":"why isnt there was a good streaming software to play local coop games with people through the internet? parsec is total garbage and every single emulator has different problems with the last, also the shit straight up wont connect to my friend and usually the sound is totally cut out if not crackling constantly. i even tested it on two devices on my own network and had all the same problems obviously steam remote play works great but that only supports steam games"}
+{"text":"It works for non steam games too. You just place and rename the exe of your game to the game (folder) that has the SRP functionallity- and launch it like that (the \"donor\" game). I use Broforce to stream my ps2 emu. There's also Simple Light Cycles if you need another \"slot\". If you have an older game you can use clients like GameRanger instead; if the game's reliant on broken internet servers. every single emulator ...even fightcade?"}
+{"text":"EY Lets meet up and kill clankers together bros Friend me Bevo409"}
+{"text":"Lots of PvP today. What gives? We only had friendly encounters this week and only today are we getting backstabbed and assfucked even by the most helpless newbies."}
+{"text":"dem#3407 Im lowkey shitter but love killing shredders and raiders"}
+{"text":"jewish holiday"}
+{"text":"wew lad"}
+{"text":"I think this board is missing a letter. It should be /vim/, right? I love vim. Vim general. Are you using vim or neovim? Plain or with plugins? I am the neovim guy, but i dont get too fancy with my config. I just love the built in lsp"}
+{"text":"so...vim?"}
+{"text":"/v/ stands for video games /vm/ already has v in it which stands for videogames and the m stands for multiplayer, thus it is videogames/multiplayer."}
+{"text":"using vim is just performative, downvote"}
+{"text":"Schizo"}
+{"text":"helix mogs vim"}
+{"text":"I had the good luck/chance to recently play DDO's monk and FFXIV's monk recently, and it left me hungry for more monks. What other MMOs have good (I'm also fine with decent as well) monk classes?"}
+{"text":"I play City of Heroes, a martial arts scrapper is pretty fun."}
+{"text":"but one is more like goku beams Also to pimp CoH, an Energy/Martial blaster is basically Goku."}
+{"text":"FFXI has a good monk. EverQuest has a good monk."}
+{"text":"Blade and Soul's Kung Fu Master is one of the most technical yet most fun brawler class I've ever played in a game but unfortunately the game is not in a good state. I second Mystic, it's a very fun class to play but BDO is not fun to play long-term."}
+{"text":"Everquest"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"GG Ignoble GG Jeff"}
+{"text":"GG, I'm ready for ranked."}
+{"text":"I'm ready as ever! not at all"}
+{"text":"be a game about fishan with your buds add inclusion titles for troons & loons straight people ask for a title rather than be inclusive, add one sarcastically and with contempt backpedal insanely hard when normal people get offended and lie about how you didn't mean anything by it get dox'd about it and your game killed ain't shit funny"}
+{"text":"damn, you guys are still around, I miss playing with /v/, I stopped playing right before the desync was fixed...."}
+{"text":"any news on that successor game?"}
+{"text":"I couldn't help but notice that neither /vg/ nor /vm/ had a Borderlands thread. Poast SHiFT names and preferred games/difficulties here and let's see about setting up some sessions. MT_Maretrot Borderlands 2 Level 56 on Axton UVHM, TVHM also accepted I'm willing to either start from level 30 or continue my level 56 Axton's playthrough -- currently about to enter the Bloodshots' base to rescue Roland."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Comment"}
+{"text":"Realised that I never posted my final build for Digistruct Peak. It's pretty much a shitter build but I can certify that it works for a shitter like me so it should work for people having trouble on Gaige. Skills: max out ricochet skills max out Blood Soaked Shields + mag regen Anarchy shield for Deathtrap rest of the points into elemental stuff I had 1 point left so I put it into Interspersed Outburst but I don't like it. I don't need help slagging, and the screen-wide blast effect is really fugly. I hate it. Gear: DPUH Corrosive Fibber Blockhead Corrosive Topneaa Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Why do you want a low magic missle?"}
+{"text":"Because I killed myself often with the higher damage ones, like when fighting against Rabid Skags and Scorch."}
+{"text":"All players must follow the Minecraft Usage Guidelines, the Minecraft Community Standards, and the Xbox Community Standards that you agreed to when creating your Minecraft account. Do not create builds, structures, or any other content relating to harmful ideas, hateful symbols, or hateful speech. It has been going downhill since the mid 2010s back when nu-Hause took over and the jewtubers discovered it but this is a new low"}
+{"text":"harmful ideas"}
+{"text":"Hi"}
+{"text":"This. Been reddit shit forever. I'd rather play vintage story with anons or if I do minecraft, i'd rather do intcraft."}
+{"text":"so what they'll shut down servers where people make swastikas in them or something?"}
+{"text":"lol wtf"}
+{"text":"Nice, did you find a cut or just simply maneuvered the track better?"}
+{"text":"Kartin' for a bit."}
+{"text":"I beat myself by a longshot lol"}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"It's just a shitty fix/buff for solo queuers because of how they fucked up matchmaking and killed the game, so now people don't just dip out and ragequit. It's become just a step above the three strikes LTM, so more like \"Two strikes\""}
+{"text":"I just found it funny to meet a /magog/chud outside of /magog/."}
+{"text":"this is magog..."}
+{"text":"so, who's gonna make the new thread? Hurry up already and this time don't use such a dogshit ugly image ty"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD Hope you like it faggot"}
+{"text":"Half the thread was just retarded guild drama and Lull pretending to be new for the 50th time Grim."}
+{"text":"Learn to read"}
+{"text":"Forget how to Read"}
+{"text":"Stop asking gameplay questions this thread is for posting about (not) Bullies only"}
+{"text":"forced \"gameplay discussion\" damage control to try and save the clique narrative Grim."}
+{"text":"They fixed everything"}
+{"text":"It's good we have a thread for this. I was there when we were on /vg/ at launch. It looked fun then and even if they aren't really touching pvp yet it looks pretty fun now if there is a decent pve endgame to augment the pvp side."}
+{"text":"no nudity No they didn't"}
+{"text":"Where's the release date"}
+{"text":"No date confirmed so end of January at the earliest but likely February."}
+{"text":"Still no full PVE servers?"}
+{"text":"Who is the artist who made this? It's so good."}
+{"text":"is this an official art ?"}
+{"text":"haven't posted here in awhile just been doing challenges in dofus"}
+{"text":"Fan art by JongHae Lee"}
+{"text":"Only #true AMERICAN PATRIOTS have the ultimate NEO EAGLE"}
+{"text":"New Year Edition: Game News Next update is going to be an industrial update with some random filler \"immersion\" shit. Server News nOG is trucking along - although the server base is pretty thoroughly split along three cities and homesteading solo. Follow the TL train and find us at Edin, Joyless 2.0, and Thule as we figure out what works best for everyone. Thule and Joyless have been growing. Joyless is slowly becoming the new jewl of the south. Thule is shaping up to be a new BSE to rival those that came before. For some reason there has been a recent influx of migrants back to Edin. Since some of the political changes and new infrastructure, Edin has been growing. /vm/ Vintage Story (nOG or noggers) 144.126.153.101:29400 A newer server with the culture and people of OG. lightly modded and focused on preserving builds/lasting a long time. Essentially OG's replacement. Modded Weekend Serb: 174.73.170.143:42420 Join for heavily modded weekend fun and shenanigans. Only open on the weekend, the new server is fantasy southeast Asia themed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"whiny faggot gatekept by cocksucker memes You are spiritually weak and deserve every bad thing that happens to you for being this flaccid of a wet noodle. Your favorite class is probably (male)factor"}
+{"text":"unfinished road not even connected to the first TL Oh yeah? Well I destroyed edin and flooded spawn with lava."}
+{"text":"chigvonrichtofen left this ode to Worms I kneel"}
+{"text":"Do fish not spawn in colder climates? I did the slightly colder spawn but it's still all forests and plains etc but in every body of water there's not a single fish. Wtf is this bs"}
+{"text":"Watching Nargg paint at Thule"}
+{"text":"I have an AMD Ryzen 7 8845 w/ Radeon 780M Graphics and 16 GB of RAM. What changes do /vm/ recommend me to improve the quality of my games in ranked? Also, Valorant thread. What are your lore implications for the Act 3?"}
+{"text":"You're wrong, refresh rate is always worth it on everything."}
+{"text":"I tried getting into this game but the mechanic of buying stuff every round just annoys me."}
+{"text":"Here's your hint for the new agent."}
+{"text":"freepass gun skin is for the frenzy not the bandit what were they thinking who even buys a frenzy these days"}
+{"text":"Adding darkoko in the next op"}
+{"text":"we could play comfy coop vs clankers zero-k right now..."}
+{"text":"doko"}
+{"text":"Almost a thousand posts Barely any games Why are you people even here? Go back to /vg/."}
+{"text":"anarchy server discord"}
+{"text":"Are there any good online co-op or multiplayer games that can help me make friends?"}
+{"text":"Minecraft"}
+{"text":"I have okay luck with CS lobbies assuming you're okay with shit talk and autism"}
+{"text":"I will game with you if u have any of the same games as me , whats your discord OP ill add ya"}
+{"text":"you need to play shit that actually necessitates teamwork and practically forces you to talk (on voice, not texting like scared little trannies) to each other if you want to succeed. Unfortunately 99% of multiplayer games don't do this and the ones that do are mostly unfun turboautistic cancer like counter strike"}
+{"text":"contrary to what people say it's hard to find true friends in video games anon. A friend is not only your partner in gooning and vidya, a friend is someone you can trust and rely on and vice-versa. Most people don't take vidya acquaintances seriously, or at least I don't."}
+{"text":"steam early access launch in 14 hours. any other neet losers gonna be trying out this game? i dont wanna join one of these gay discord guilds that are advertising themselves in the official discord because theyre all either trying to appeal to everyone at the same time or theyre for like le comfy dad gamers that WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD blah blah blah. add me on discord \"imwawo\" if interested ;3;"}
+{"text":"a little bit like eve online with player driven economies (I think?). pretty much also don't forget the PK, keep us posted how that works out in this one, thanks. As an OG EVE-Online carebear, the mandatory PK was always the worst and best part to me. Very curious how they're gona balance it here."}
+{"text":"I've been following this game's development for years, stopping in 2025 so I'd be surprised by the launch, and I just found out RIGHT NOW that early access has already been out for a month. I didn't get an e-mail from the newsletter. I went to check for a general in /vg/, nothing, not even in the archive. Then I went to /v/, nothing. So I came here and find a month-old thread with 50 posts? That's it? What the hell happened? Is is THAT dead on arrival?"}
+{"text":"I was thinking the same thing, but yeah, 48.99 € is high for me, even if it doesn't have a subscription (AFAIK) right now due to being in alpha. I did not read past the first sentence It gets worse, if true."}
+{"text":"Guess when Asmongold forgets you because of WW3 and stops promoting you, shit goes poof quick."}
+{"text":"barebones unfinished bad game with forced FFA pvp = recipe for failure"}
+{"text":"this is superior to blizzard servers in every way"}
+{"text":"blizzard uses layering, turtle wow doesnt. imagine voluntarily paying $15/month to play on a layered (required) server, you see like 10 people in stormwind hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahaha xD"}
+{"text":"Wow there's 5k people online 8 people fighting over the first kobold that pops This guy's level 8 wtf is he even doing here Peak worlda warcraft"}
+{"text":"why launcher says it's offline since 2 weeks ago?"}
+{"text":"layering is good because i have already given up as the default to any conflict.i only want to see other players if they are nice and like transgendered people"}
+{"text":"you probably need the new launcher, TWoW's launcher is always in varying stages of broken"}
+{"text":"DESTROY MEMES OR DESTROY PLAYERS SHOOT THEM ALL eatpix.io"}
+{"text":"It's better now a little bit more"}
+{"text":"Gameplay is boring and it's a slog to kill someone else. Maybe make TTK quicker, fast movement or have stuff like sniper/shotguns etc."}
+{"text":"skill issue"}
+{"text":"I created an Anarchy server in Hytale, named oldtale.org. I created a website and announced the server on some Reddit posts. Although I had 15 players on the first day, it's now empty. Do you have any ideas on how to attract players?"}
+{"text":"I didn't know this game a thread that's nice. Any guilds recruiting? New character soon."}
+{"text":"Fully remade most of the structures, changed lights and stuff. Map layouts are the same from before though. All maps were cut to only have two areas max plus boss room. Calia soon. Because NA server. Literally. You forgot to mention that all curves can also be obtained from events or logging rewards. Most of the time they only give signature outfits but once in a while exclusive costumes are given away. Also some costumes are really cheap with gold so there's that. If next gacha is another recollection crystal it might be available for a decent price with gold. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New character soon. Quite frankly there is an absurd count now. Imagine doing dailies for all of them to get some random event trinket that's only given one at a time."}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"Just unlink your Steam account from your Nexon account from their (Nexon's) website. Note that if you play any other Nexon games on Steam like The First Descent or Blue Archive it'll fuck over your progress there next time you try to log in. I guess you probably could just keep unlinking and relinking different accounts but that'd probably get tiresome fast."}
+{"text":"Question. Whats better than two big buff sweaty men pounding on each other? Answer? Being able to play as those men. So I ask an important question. What fighting game has the best yaoi?"}
+{"text":"want to talk about coop games and get recommendations for new coop games /coop/ on /vg/ is literally just a Darktide general /vm/ has generals for individual coop games, but no generals for people who enjoy coop games as a whole Let's try to fix that I guess. what are your favorite coop games? what are you playing currently? any new/upcoming games you're interested in?"}
+{"text":"Ad far as I know they ruined the game by giving clans too much power and the ability to exclude other players, if I remember correctly it also caused infighting because clans want to take the best spots. Also filled with discordfags. I never played because I heard it's complete shit for normal people."}
+{"text":"It's pretty important that co-op games welcome people who don't want to join cliques and discord cults. I like it when I can just hop into a lobby with strangers, shoot shit for an hour, and leave. Not opposed to playing with or making friends through these games, but both styles need to be viable"}
+{"text":"waiting for new coop games to crop up, don't want to buy Helldivers or play Darktide, friends got married and no longer play vidya so \"friendslop\" games won't be an option for me your favorite COOP games Left4Dead 1-2 was great, we even had an unspoken rule to always deliver Gnome Chompsky to the concert stage Magicka is also something we played but never finished, fun game but it takes time to get used to controls Zeno Clash 2, combat system is fun it is a shame the ends with no answers Borderlands, finished first game with a friend, even one of the DLCs, we never finished the second game, nobody wanted to play 3rd instalment Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, the only redeeming feature of that game honorable mention to Vermintide, sunk 2000+ hours into it sadly on my own games I didn't like Killing Floor 1, maps and enemies felt samey, class grinding felt obnoxious Portal 2, finished with a friend, never particularly liked the puzzle solving games and more often it was just trying every solution under the sun until we succeeded, people kept tormenting me for years to play it again with them Two Worlds 2, good for laughing at the ridiculous game but otherwise complete garbage"}
+{"text":"Killing Floor 1 You're welcome to dislike it, obviously. Not saying your opinion is wrong. I've just never heard the maps be described as samey. Maps like Farm, West London and Biotics Lab are wildly different in gameplay. Not even mentioning the vast amount of modded maps that vary in levels of schizophrenia"}
+{"text":"Perhaps he's wondering how is that scab is screaming after getting their head exploded."}
+{"text":"Yeah legit, need more blood bowl gamers."}
+{"text":"wut games u got"}
+{"text":"blood bowl, age of wonders 4, ut2k4, phasmophobia, Deep Rock Galactic, Counterstrike, Pixelmon Minecraft, Off the top of my head."}
+{"text":"Gamelist i guess"}
+{"text":"I'm on the group, I play shooter games usually. Right now I'm with a medieval itch or something, I play Elden Ring, Dark and Darker, Hytale and Guild Wars 1."}
+{"text":"I like HORI sticks"}
+{"text":"SBMM promotes “total fairness” where everyone ideally goes 1 - 1 SBMM normalizes the idea that everyone should have the same rate of success — regardless of effort or practice SBMM demoralizes the player by preventing the player from having amazing games. Amazing is offensive. An amazing game for you means other people didn’t have an amazing game. That’s not fair! You MUST go 24-22 on average. Companies claim SBMM is good for engagement, but games had way more concurrent players back before such strong SBMM was the norm. SBMM is a political statement. It’s a form of control. It wouldn’t surprise me if the elitist pedophiles mandated that all major game companies include SBMM in their competitive games."}
+{"text":"It's because shitters who are in the top 10% of player skill want to noobstomp on the bottom 90% of players. They can handle losing 1/10 games because they know they aren't the best, but winning most of their games still feels good."}
+{"text":"SBMM haters are just bullies who want to beat weaker people I just want to relax and kill people If the game feels easy to you it means it's hard for your opponent, from his POV you're the tryhard I just want to try goofy strategies and not play serious Then just play how you want and lose, once you go down enough in ranks you'll settle in a rank that fits your casual playstyle why are my teammates either idiots or pro players stop acting like anyone worse than you is a noob and anyone better than you is a tryhard you're not the unique person in the world that found the perfect balance between gaming vs IRL, you are not special"}
+{"text":"super mario brothers mario maker is communism?"}
+{"text":"Don't be a TERF."}
+{"text":"Even accepting that, it goes both ways. It's very hard for above average players to improve if they're primarily matched with people worse than them. I'd regularly stomp and get accused of cheating in games without SBMM but I still had so much room to improve and only did when I played a game with ranked. I'd also just argue if you want to improve and are actually thinking about what you're doing and why then you also will get good very rapidly fighting people on your level. Certainly you'll go much further than you would if your opponents afterwards were mostly worse than you. Like I picked up fighting games awhile ago, most of which have notoriously bad SBMM, and it was genuinely annoying getting good at them and being stuck fighting people worse than me and building up tons of bad habits. I don't mean you, to be clear, but when people spout that argument vehemently and insist shitters don't wanna improve while ragging on SBMM I feel like they're just saying worlds about themselves and their own lack of desire to actually get good."}
+{"text":"(you)"}
+{"text":"they're giving sg and hs damage so they aren't as useless"}
+{"text":"They should let sg go over prot caps"}
+{"text":"They should let Erg go over sex caps."}
+{"text":"roblox isn't getting punished for this at all lol lmao I think someone said this before, but roblox is literally the only gaming outlet for poorfag and normalfags, they are willing to take anything at this point and get raped by roblox, why own a console or buy a pc with the ram price increase when you can just play roblox on your phone that has \"all the games\"? No matter how shitty a roblox update is, people will not be fucking outraged for it properly, infact, the era of outrage is long dead now, why bite the hand that feeds you? If roblox was still niche, this could have done some serious damage to roblox but its too late now."}
+{"text":"at this point games are just literal simplistic 2010s Roblox games but brainrot themed, \"[verb]s offline\", and \"[big number]/s\""}
+{"text":"like you can literally take some old ass game like build to survive zombies and reskin it to build to survive brainrots or apocalypse rising -> brainrot apocalypse, where the zombies are just replaced with brainrots and it'll be the next big thing"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"became \"popular\" I forgot to put that, but honestly I got no idea"}
+{"text":"You guys have any run ideas for 2026? I’m thinking trying a prison start."}
+{"text":"One fun bug I discovered in MP is if you insert a VHS into a TV, you can never get rid of the VHS tape from your inventory again except by inserting it into a TV."}
+{"text":"have they fixed my cock yet"}
+{"text":"i can smell her dick cheese from here"}
+{"text":"You have no opinion on this subject. My opinion was validated that you're desperately still clinging to this kusoge despite even more awful changes and additions"}
+{"text":"Thats nice dear, run along and play fornite or whatever."}
+{"text":"Great thread, thank you"}
+{"text":"a long awaited Infiltrator rework that people have been begging for since launch. and are these \"people\" in the game with us right now?"}
+{"text":"Yeah me, scope glint is so fucking funny dude I wish I could hack people's game's and listen to their mics like google and microsoft does and hear them swearing when I start doming them with an AR while they're still invisible."}
+{"text":"Every 30 seconds, you get a random item. Explore floating worlds, build your base among the stars, and trade your way through a player-driven economy. Griefing allowed! Worlds: Spawn: Three floating islands — crates, NPC traders, and access to the mines. Space: A world of floating biomes where players create bases and form clans. Mines: Descend to gather ores that regenerate over time… but beware the strange creatures. Custom resource pack: new items, GUIs, and more. Java IP: 30timers.holy.gg Version: 1.21.8+"}
+{"text":"haze skin . . .where?"}
+{"text":"if you don't like X you MUST be Y kill yourself"}
+{"text":"it's over for me I don't have hand I'm washed and now have to play tank"}
+{"text":"new and updated bread since we are in page 9"}
+{"text":"2B2T spawn is actually tiny compared to p-anarchy. If you want to try the hardest Minecraft spawn of all time, go to mc.p-anarchy.com Website is www.p-anarchy.com"}
+{"text":"Ease up Hause. He’s talking about Qbasty. Qbasty is more than welcome on this thread. I see a lot of potential in 6b6tHytale."}
+{"text":"Ooops! Sorry Daddy <3 you know I’m your pitbull grrr uwu"}
+{"text":"Big sparkly peckerwood"}
+{"text":"UWU HOW BIG? Inches not centimetres pls"}
+{"text":"Let’s pull this thread back on track. Hardest Minecraft Anarchy Spawns The Master List (from hardest to easiest descending): 1. P-anarchy 2. 9b9t 3. Constantiam/OldFag 4. 6b6t 5. Jonarchy 6. 2b2t"}
+{"text":"no there’s always fat femboy mexican anime fans “nazi” pedophiles and mare fair on the right. i hope this is all a joke but it doesn’t feel like it. this is just another hell pit but with a different coat of paint."}
+{"text":"Well, both sides always have their freaks... but one side have more freaks than the other. (we all know what side is) But yeah, even freedom needs limits, specially moral limits."}
+{"text":"ugh... your logic is sound. I concede"}
+{"text":"That's pretty cool but where are the epstein files? Release the names"}
+{"text":"thinking someone judging them will have any effect on a tooner I wear my dandy wurl merch irl, you have no power here"}
+{"text":"/vmg/ is a place to discuss all types of mobile games, including both Android and iOS, phones and tablets. Please note that Nintendo and Sony handhelds are considered consoles, and that threads pertaining to those platforms and their gaming titles should be posted elsewhere. Does this mean discussion of mobile games is banned on other video game boards? No! /vmg/ is just a separate board specifically focused on mobile games where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"Here's to another year-long thread! Leaked upcoming banners: Spirit Society Aizen and Orient Society Bambietta TYBW Yachiru, Nemu and Nanao Xmas Noel and Ninny Xmas Giselle, Bazz-B and Meninas"}
+{"text":"on the other you all could just squeeze out a couple more years because bleach is just that strong of a brand EoS will come once the anime ends. Anon will keep crying in vain until then."}
+{"text":"KLab has been making extremely stupid decisions lately to the point that I have no desire to summon on the latest banners despite having over 70k orbs."}
+{"text":"have people vote in a big poll release the two winners but make them both NAD I think KLab wants their game to EoS."}
+{"text":"Same, I have about 20k orbs and I'm just so fucking over it. The faggots could if kept the fire lit with EoY but nope, the retarded fuck ass japs couldn't even get that right with Shunsui. So now what? Its just gonna be seasonal/alt bullshit from now until whatever the fuck anniversary is gonna be. I dont think I have the interest anymore to keep logging into this fuck ass game everyday."}
+{"text":"new update rolls I'm still getting black screen right after the logo There's an explanation for this?"}
+{"text":"HAPPY THIRD ANNIVERSARY Current November event Nayuta and Liberalio banner (3nd anniversary banners) Upcoming November event Soline alt banner Upcoming December event Christmas Limited banners New Years Eve banners"}
+{"text":"leave for six months come back thread is dead as fuck wha happun"}
+{"text":"last thread hit bump limit"}
+{"text":"I made a fan art for the label"}
+{"text":"WhatsApp_Image Really?"}
+{"text":"I'm new here, didn't realize the filename mattered"}
+{"text":"A game for intellectuals, who may even be capable of reading, maybe."}
+{"text":"Heck yeah. We can lock mailpieces now!"}
+{"text":"I just noticed that the roar jukebox has (decorative) teeth. Holy hell"}
+{"text":"No......... Not you...... NOT YOU!!!!!! It's finally done!"}
+{"text":"Today just isn't your day... The rest of the patch should treat you better."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to playing to roguelike mode especially! Also I got Hissabeth while rolling for Beryl so it's OK I heard she's pretty good on the Marcus team."}
+{"text":"Did you summon for anyone on the new Sacred Stones banner, or on any of the other still current banners (Winter, NY, 8%)?"}
+{"text":"thanks for the reminder to vote i didn't even think about the fact that her chibi wasn't mounted, will be neat, if not for the one millionth blue unit in shadows"}
+{"text":"this paralogue is fucked up what the hell"}
+{"text":"Paralogues have been deranged for some time now. The logical end result of giving seasonals all these wacky prfs stacking a million different effects."}
+{"text":"he didn't roll for Harmonic Lyn and Ninja Gullveig he didn't remix and refine his Seidr"}
+{"text":"not hyped for the new story anyway"}
+{"text":"are you hyped for anything in life"}
+{"text":"elf girl"}
+{"text":"eeeeewwwwww"}
+{"text":"New Vanguard dropped a few days ago known as Palekar and I think she's cute and you can never have enough Dark elves. I like her so far and the event isn't too bad. I like the tower defense aspect of some of the missions. I was expecting it to be bad but it was fun honestly."}
+{"text":"Just got Valeta from the standard discount banner event, what a slutty hag."}
+{"text":"That might be the worst possible design for re-da-da lmao"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is using butterflies for pulls just do a cash discount on all of them"}
+{"text":"I assume their fucking rerun banner this time has virtually nobody pulling on it."}
+{"text":"Thank you May'n for saving the franchise"}
+{"text":"fuck, egoegg radio is ending"}
+{"text":"That's a bummer. Is anything going to be replacing it or is donuts losing the radio timeslot outright? IIRC the show played on an actual radio station in Osaka (unlike the other \"let's hype up the live\" shows, which were all internet based)."}
+{"text":"But Donuts own the station..."}
+{"text":"Seems dumb by donuts to willingly throw out their only terrestrial means of advertising the project. Did they say what program was replacing it or no?"}
+{"text":"The new monthly DJ events called EGOEGG Showcase I guess. This is on top of DigNite I think. Dignite will be headlined by a non-EGG seiyuu, accompanied by 2 eggs and other guests. It is hosted by Donuts. Showcase will be headlined by all 4 eggs, maybe with guests. It is hosted by Peta (Donuts' seiyuu agency)"}
+{"text":"It's out, anyone playing?"}
+{"text":"2 more weeks until 1st Anni. I wonder what's their plan for it."}
+{"text":"If it's going to end, is there really a need to make players wait 7 days? If it's over, Iet players know right away"}
+{"text":"Are all of these kadokawa shows? They seem to be really good at making games that last for a couple years and then shutting down. Really good at squeezing the bucks out of isekaitards."}
+{"text":"Shangri-la Frontier is Kodansha while Tsukimichi is Alphapolis so it isn't just Kadokawa"}
+{"text":"how long until frieren gets put in"}
+{"text":"Biannual Aether Gazer thread"}
+{"text":"6 hours left on the Skuld event, Skin discounts etc"}
+{"text":"I wanted to keep playing this game, but I just can't find the time to keep grinding. Sorry bros."}
+{"text":"Back to Chinaland we go."}
+{"text":"how to skip ultimate animations?"}
+{"text":"Only chain skill animations can be skipped. Settings > Settings > Skillchain settings > Simple mode"}
+{"text":"I stopped playing this shit because I can't find a good game with so many shitty trolls, now I only play vs AI"}
+{"text":"The matches are already setup before you even start playing. It's like in PVZ2 where you play against a recording, meaning your result is already predetermined before the game starts. That's why it's called dark system. The only real way to win is to find a way to play only against bots and thus be able to climb to the highest ranks. I'm sure someone here knows how to do it but so far no one has told me anything. Because definitely there are ways."}
+{"text":"Maybe we could try using a VPN to change our location to a country where we can be absolutely sure that no one plays this game, like maybe some african shithole, or some island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, or maybe haiti Then the game will be forced to fill all matches with bots even in ranked"}
+{"text":"you think the dark system is your ally? you merely adopted the dark system I was born in it, molded by it"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Kairi?"}
+{"text":"Don't care about those fags My favorite unc's team didn't even make it"}
+{"text":"I can't marry Anessa yet"}
+{"text":"bro there are wedding skins?"}
+{"text":"She didn't say she was against you marry everyone after..."}
+{"text":"Elizabeth needs to get her mid season upgrade already.Its crazy how she is apparently able to take Kay on 1v1 but in game shes fucking pathetic."}
+{"text":"Cute girl and robots"}
+{"text":"Definitely melee. You'll want her to be jumping around like a jacked up rabbit."}
+{"text":"the extra movement on the MG and the free aiming on the Sniper Rifle are amazing they also get to use 4 passive modules instead of 3 i haven't rainbowed them either and then there's the Sylvie and Naomi unique weapons, who I feel need that tiny leg up"}
+{"text":"Future contents will be unplayable without unique weapons. Pilots are balanced around them bro. It's also a way for them to buff old pilots"}
+{"text":"How do you get unique weapons? I can't even defeat castilla on armed conflict"}
+{"text":"all the bosses have gay gimmicks that you need to play around you need to complete each achievement at least once for each boss to unlock the final boss use a once per day mercenary from your guild (Milkymamas on Milkhama) just slowly get stronger from your dailies i think once you beat the final boss you can just sweep weekly Castilla charges up AP with his rockets, then does a 600% machine gun attack. Surround him so he can't move and so his rockets hit nobody and bring a guardian to use their GUTS shield for that 600% attack. I borrowed a Kelly to sniper his body down, because he has high armor against multi-hit attacks"}
+{"text":"Im surprised this game doesnt have a thread. Decided Id be the change I want to see in the world. This thread is for anything Bleach Soul Resonance related. Upcoming banner (Starting December 5th): SSR Toshirou SR Rukia SR Momo Codes: BLEACH88 - Gold BLEACH999 - Gold ICHIGO2859 - 5x Member's Insight, 5x Tamahagane I, and 3K Kan BLEACH11 - 50x Spiritual Jade, 1x Captain's Insight, and 10K Kan BSR666 - 5x Member's Insight, 5x Tamahagane I, and 3K Kan BSRSEAKOL - 2x Full Assault Omamori, 2x Tactic Omamori, and 2x Support Omamori BLEACHOB - 50x Spiritual Jade, 1x Tamahagane III, and 5K Kan Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you reroll for gin and his weapon stamp (or multiple copies of Gin) you can potentially save 100 pulls it's time consuming as fuck, though. however now is the best time to reroll because you get 50 pulls in the mail"}
+{"text":"game is 2 months old today"}
+{"text":"Should I skip Gin?"}
+{"text":"At this point yes, especially if you aren't able to get his bond from the current event. Honestly the best way to operate is to save enough for the character+weapon guarantee, pull for that new character at the beginning of their event, and then use their boost to clear everything and farm dupes."}
+{"text":"skip all males B6 Nel"}
+{"text":"bread for the cute and cozy lifesim game available on ios, android and steam enjoy different hobbies, explore the town and island, meet new friends, and build your dream home"}
+{"text":"so this and Petit Planet, hopefully that comes out this year. Maybe both get console versions"}
+{"text":"Fuck I forgot 3.0 dropped too! Is this the year of Cozy life sims?"}
+{"text":"haha if you have a dog and a 2 seater vehicle, you can take your dog on a ride"}
+{"text":"is it possible to make flat roofs?"}
+{"text":"i use regular flooring as flat roof for one of my structures and use half walls to border it for a more finished look you can also unlock some wall structure at level 19 to use instead of half walls"}
+{"text":"You will finally be able to roll for everyone's favorite leather daddy."}
+{"text":"I went from a million essence to a couple thousand after getting my 3* locke and tyrantino to 5*. About 700 bells worth of pulls were needed to get that much essence. I think it's fine the way it is now."}
+{"text":"should i use some of my gold shards to make leo a 3 star is he worth using on fire tower or is his healing is just bad no matter what"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't use gold shards on anything that's availible in the standard banner. If you have a 4-5* shibahiko I would invest in him instead. A 3* XXL has similar performance to a 5* XL, but need more investment."}
+{"text":"Do you have a 4/5* Kagekuni instead? Even if you don't, healers are niche and fire tower is doable without a healer. Save your shards for someone more impactful."}
+{"text":"oh I have maxxed beernox and have maxxed all L+M but tamamaru with their passives maxxed too"}
+{"text":"stinky smelly gala wash your tail and ears"}
+{"text":"I guess we can expect Cassadee buffs. Confirmed on that update: she and Lenya are getting their S++"}
+{"text":"Big men enjoyers (me) eating good. Also grabbing Solise for my Wilders, she cute. The two bishounen are skips."}
+{"text":"I think the blue one's going to die. Assuming we're getting 7 normal heroes this season as well: Solise Silven Zorya The others are probably Pippa (squirrel: arena import like Solise) Big man Filler Evie because her skills were datamined during Wildborn season"}
+{"text":"The Stella Link Carnival Event Free Quests and Event Sales will be ending on the 28th 20:00 JST. While the Main Quests, Challenge Quests, Banner will end on November 4th 14:00 JST. There's also a Score Attack Challenge Simulator Quest SSS-Rank - Lantern-Type Kaibutsu that will end on November 12th 14:00 JST. Did you manage to score at least 90,000 points to get all the Ether Stones from the Score Attack Challenge Simulator Quest? Did you Summon on the Stella Link Carnival Banner or did you skip it? Now with Barrel being the start of 2nd Alts who do you think will get their 2nd Alt next?"}
+{"text":"No Isaribi event rerun???"}
+{"text":"I figured they'd squeeze in a rerun but it's a bit of a surprise it's not Super Catch! Battleship Fishers then again they did rerun Santa Claus Workout just before Chocolate Seekers last year. hope that their accessories are good. I hope so too since accessories tend to feel lackluster more often than not. I was hoping that Star Insignia Pubraseer's accessory would have a costume change to reflect his alternate art like how Wild Freedom Sadayoshi's accessory did. the horse still kicks my ass. Yeah Moriyasu's 2nd Skill potently hitting the same Hero multiple times along with the fact he immediately uses it after falling under 50% HP and also healing himself to try to get back over 50% sucks. I cheesed that Quest with an unserious test run with double Tidal Surge Alphecca chipping away at everyone's HP with their AOE passive damage and towards the end with Flower Dancer Flamier's AOE Burn so they could be taken out quickly as possible so they couldn't fully capitalize off the 20% Atk boost for each enemy defeated or the ability to act twice a turn if there are only two enemies left. Maybe it will get reran after this years upcoming Valentine's Event since they could have just reran it's Banner alongside Light Years Illumination like they've done with other Events recently."}
+{"text":"live-a-hero.jp/info/5918 Next Thursday, so 29th, the next installment of the character upgrade tree will come out. The characters this time is \"The Chaser\" Alchiba and \"Cool Gunfighter\" Barrel."}
+{"text":"Latest announcement CN publisher: self-published JP publisher: Yostar KR publisher: Nexon GL publisher: ???"}
+{"text":"AP will be a yuri game, deal with it."}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"That's the thing, you try to lump up AP with a gachas where there are only a few stages with mobs, stamina dump and some visual novel to make it look like a game. AP has kibos, kibos are farmable via open world (open world actually has meaning, unlike other games) AP has crafting system which is tied to kibos, your base and open world. You farm kibos to for crafting, for resources management, for compat, for kibo related activities. There is mix of manual crafting/catching and management. The is also RPG side because you teach kibos unique skills taking them to different boss fights. There is timesink, because the amount of time to get shiny and high grade kibos is potentially infinite. Plus new kibos with new biomes will be introduces constantly. There are kibos vs kibos and all that shit they promised to have on release. All that is separate from usual combat, the only place where your gacha pulls matter and even there kibos are probably more important (at least on the beta the dragon kibo was superior to any playable character in terms of damage output and you could take 3 of them and simply rotate spamming their AoE). This game monetization is not interferring with their game loop, this is what makes it good and what makes all other gachas shit, because in other gachas gameplay is treated as marketing tool to sell characters rather than something made with player enjoyment and engagement in mind. They do this because they know hot waifus will sell anyway even though they aren't exactly needed for anything particularly important in the game."}
+{"text":"not reading allat"}
+{"text":"All that is separate from usual combat, the only place where your gacha pulls matter and even there kibos are probably more important Gonna stop you spreading misinformation right there. The reason kibos seem OP as fuck compared to the pullable female characters is their constellation system is still locked in the beta. The girls only feel so weak because the combat and balancing aren't ready yet. And we don't even know if they're going to release non-farmable banner-exclusive kibos. If those release the farmable ones are just going to be obsolete fast, collectible trash to waste time on in the gameplay loop. That already happened in another gacha I used to play, the farmable kibos were trash, the banner-exclusive ones were relatively OP and the pullable girls were OP as fuck. The other anon already said that the equipment system, pet system, farming system, dupe system, weapon system, etc. weren't even done it was a menu mockup, they have in fact changed how that works like 3 times between betas. Nothing is set in stone yet. You're pulling shit out of your ass saying the kibos are more important than the girls when the girls are the main way this game makes money and they haven't even figured out the monetization yet."}
+{"text":"just started it, its pretty fun and unique, wish it was marketed more, was kinda dissapointed the road in op didnt exist and there is no personal house for you instead of building in the town square, anyways its still pretty neat, if any anon stills plays it wanna add each other?"}
+{"text":"there are some panty shots if you character trips"}
+{"text":"Nah, they're wearing bloomers/shorts underneath. Some girls do have big tits, but they all use the same model. But god, why can't the models smile? The flat faces make all photos look boring."}
+{"text":"Praying for a word freed from heretical underwear"}
+{"text":"I have two questions: Is the process of downloading the apk on the mega from the wiki, downloading the modinstaller for the EN translation, and registering my email on the Korean version completely safe for me and my phone? Is it true that I can pick MCs of different ages and that affects the story?"}
+{"text":"Is there any place to check the units/skins that JP is lacking for being 1 year behind KR?"}
+{"text":"Soulworker collab Well, I didn't expect that. Are the units still available in KR, and do we know if they will be available in JP?"}
+{"text":"Are the units still available in KR, and do we know if they will be available in JP? Since it was a collab, the event happen simultaneous in the KR server and the JP server, all units are still available BUT the event wasn't permanent, at least in the JP server (because is the one i play) you can get them in the gacha pool since i think they got added as permanent characters if you are lucky enough or you just can buy them with tuna in the shop pic related"}
+{"text":"Was Salieri free? I don't remember getting him at all until one if those class gachas."}
+{"text":"He's story locked (LB1)"}
+{"text":"Do you get a free copy for clearing LB1?"}
+{"text":"EEEEEEEEKKUSU"}
+{"text":"Just a couple days and I'll finally get my two missing Santas. Then I'm just missing Summer Ishtar and the other two Valkyries. Need to wait until mid February for free Altera NP levels"}
+{"text":"Brawl stars thread GIGI edition"}
+{"text":"holy shit this whole event is so bad"}
+{"text":"I think they're fine as a way to give brawlers more ompf but yeah the main issue is that its all random and expensive. If the devs really wanna keep random part, than they need to turn power points into coins already. Atleast then people don't need to have wait so long for one resource to be enough for them."}
+{"text":"i think the reason they're forcing everyone to play only one gamemode is to find what times are the game most active based on the gamemode available. I think the point of this whole event was to get player data to see what gamemodes does the playerbase enjoy and play the most versus what they don't enjoy and play the least."}
+{"text":"The execution is dogshit if that's their aim"}
+{"text":"verily, I'm expecting a new change to how gamemodes and maps rotate on ladder though."}
+{"text":"Housamo's 9th Anniversary has been announced! A new Banner featuring Demiurge, Gunzo, and Kyuma as Limited Characters will start tomorrow and will run until December 12th. A Login Bonus starts on the 29th will run until December 5th where you can get different items everyday. If you login at least once during the Anniversary Campaign you'll get 150 Transient Stones, 10 million Coins, My Guild items, and the AR Card The Sound of The Bell Continuing Into The Future. Are you going to Summon or skip the Anniversary Banner? Do you have any hopes or predictions for characters in the year ahead?"}
+{"text":"i always kinda dislike it when f*moids make art of their femmc with husbandos, especially when its yours, like ffs make a game hiring 99% gay bara artist >most characters of that fetish being their main selling point with its prime audience being gay man make it lgbtbbq+ catering to women and troons"}
+{"text":"Usually I do too, but some of them are cultured and based (pic related)."}
+{"text":"i always kinda dislike it when f*moids make art of their femmc with husbandos, especially when its yours, like ffs I feel ya on that one."}
+{"text":"I read Blessings and Tribulations: The Rabbit of Fortune. It was fine slightly annoyed towards the end tho. We had an anime bump into someone while running with bread in our mouth moment choose left was Hakumen right was Smoky God. Learn about Inaba and he's...fine really not too much to work with. He deceived his shark friends, met Onamuchi, apparently made amends with the sharks who help him look for Ona. Find transient light gets summoned to Tokyo with his closest friend among the sharks. He calls us master despite us never forming a pact officially and we didn't Summon him either. Then again at this point Summoning is 90% of the time Transient has a wish get Summoned to Tokyo thanks to rainbow light/bridge without a mentioned of answering a Summoning Call by someone. Ebisu, Beten and Hotei are sharing a braincell that might be at 60% efficiency. Ebisu was from Takamagahara and went to the Land of Wa as an infant. Daikoku starting to sweat a bit because of those three was fun to see and the real one was the cringiest edgelord. learn about how Ona before becoming Okuninushi he did what he thought was right and helped those in need. Mahakala gets name dropped which I didn't remember from when I read this the 1st time which spoils a fair bit. Now my hang up is that its revealed Maha and the real Dai have the same Role and Rule so thats why real Dai cant be Summoned to Tokyo. However the real one apparently entrusted Okuni with his name, body, Role and Rule then how can Okuni be in Tokyo if its the same R&R as Maha? But they mention Maha is cut off from their R&R due to being sealed in the Planes of Nihility. Then why have the plot point of the real Dai cant be Summoned due to same R&R as Maha in the first place? But there's more as apparently Okuni can just use his old Role instead of the real Dai's Role because those can be swapped and given out I guess. This is Ch9?/Ch.10? Odin shenanigans all over again but I'm too tired to think anymore."}
+{"text":"Let us discuss and appreciate all things about the mobile video game Azur Lane like proper gentlemen who have given themselves over to the pursuit and command of warships made manifest as cute and beautiful girls with our fellow /vmg/ peers! REMINDER There is no escape. VERY IMPORTANT Take it easy! PREVIOUSLY"}
+{"text":"Can't use this name I'm sorry I thought this was Eagle Union."}
+{"text":"In my medical opinion: Francesco Caracciolo has the worst default outfit of all the new pasta botes, her skin would unironically be better"}
+{"text":"Alabama gets darker with each skin"}
+{"text":"At leas this time it can be excused by the setting? Though I think the artist in charge forgot the memo that they're redskins not blacks"}
+{"text":"You know what I was pleasantly surprised this does look decent"}
+{"text":"Can't be any worse than Suikoden IV at least"}
+{"text":"my guess for release is when the prequel manga is done"}
+{"text":"It's a very different style of game from Nikke so it's hard to say. But if you need a break from the trauma porn this will be a good one to pickup since it's a lot more silly and fun"}
+{"text":"I don't know why I like this game. It's p2w the girls look pretty bad, but I just have to log in to keep increasing my power. Need 4 copies to max Ifrit. I usually really suck at this games, and just let them play any good advice you guys have?"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck did they even bother adding a femc option if they're just gonna half ass it? like i know most gacha games with a gender selectable mc always favors the dude but this is something else"}
+{"text":"this is the only place in the internet complaining about the game nonstop since release day btw touch grass"}
+{"text":"how's your account anons?"}
+{"text":"3 years strong"}
+{"text":"Is she bigger than Yuno?"}
+{"text":"@grok can you remove the outer yellow layer of ryza's swimsuit, and the inner layer of klaudia's swimsuit around her chest"}
+{"text":"Current banners Trainees: Summer Special Week and Maruzensky, hope you like front runner meta Meisho Doto Support Cards: SSR Speed Sweep Tosho, SSR Stamina Winning Ticket Rerun or SSR Guts Special week and SSR Speed Tokai Teio Upcoming Events: Champion's Cup: Leo Cup (date tbc), Medium distance, firm track, summer Half anniversary event, including many rewards, the half anniversary mega banner and the introduction of the new scenario: Unity Cup"}
+{"text":"Is the game any good?"}
+{"text":"maybe"}
+{"text":"Coal City No"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Hello, /vmg/ club owner here, just wishing you guys good luck with the next CM, long ones are always hard so hopefully you do well. Good luck to yall"}
+{"text":"hee ho"}
+{"text":"THANKS I'M BLESSING YOUR PULLS"}
+{"text":"updates out"}
+{"text":"got Dagda on the third step I knew never playing the bonds route would pay off in the end"}
+{"text":"Democalypse is starting again on Friday, so if you need a faction we have a few open spots at /smtg/, the resident 4chan one. We clear every single demo with full rewards (bonus area), between Top 0.5% and 1.2% of all factions depending on the element. All we asks is that you participate regardless of your damage, and that you let us know if you're going to be away for a while or couldn't log in for some reason. Just reply to this post after you have applied so I can notify the faction leader immediately, ideally with your name or initial(s) so we know it's not some random."}
+{"text":"flynnbros... lahmubros... raidoubros..."}
+{"text":"Join us guardians! For the Princess and for Heavenhold! Share your thoughts about the game and help fellow guardians! Guardian Tales is a top-down action/adventure game with rich stories and fun puzzles. The game offers various game modes such as: coop game modes, special guild events (raids) and PvP (arena&colosseum). The character portraits are nice and the combat/game animation are pleasant. The gacha is very generous for new players, but it can be a bit overwhelming for newbies to figure out what resources to prioritize through mid-end game."}
+{"text":"*cough* *wheeze* just one more comic in the guardian tales thread... then we will earn billions... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"}
+{"text":"Myth Erina up next (after Gremory)."}
+{"text":"She is really adorable"}
+{"text":"So what do we think about the latest IP cashgrab gacha game?"}
+{"text":"likes big dogs YJK"}
+{"text":"Gentlemen, we need a new alt, any ideas? Uhhhhhhhh..... what if it's just regular Hoshina, but he has Kikoru's axe?"}
+{"text":"cant have their singular modeller an animator work too much"}
+{"text":"tribe nine im still waiting for my refund"}
+{"text":"Thank you for funding Chad No. 8"}
+{"text":"Bump to keep Ash Echoes alive!"}
+{"text":"Anyone pull Longhe?"}
+{"text":"yes I pulled for her seed 3"}
+{"text":"Anyone pull wen liu?"}
+{"text":"ash bros...."}
+{"text":"nope youll get extremely convoluted puzzles for 20 jims gweilo"}
+{"text":"Well if they are aiming for a higher age rating then they shouldn't need to censor it right?..."}
+{"text":"How is alf allowed to dress like a whore"}
+{"text":"am i too late for the beta?"}
+{"text":"Ye Shunguang simps legitimately make me sick. Bunch of basic bitches who like the most conventionally attractive, stereotypical \"nice girl\" waifubait imaginable. \"Uohhh she's like the dream girl I never got\" it's so pathetic it makes me wanna hurl. Developers bend over backwards to please you because you have more money than sense and will gladly spend thousands on a lab-grown anime girl designed in a board room to get your dick hard and fill the hole in your vapid life for even an instant. They'll even sabotage the story of the game just to cram her in as much as possible. \"Look player-kun, I can make yummy cakes! I'm so nice and valiant, but also I love you above all else! I'm so innocent and pure and incapable of being selfish that I literally manifested a split personality because of it! But also it'll get written out because that might tarnish my pure flower personality!\" The saddest faggots in the world get butterflies in their stomachs when she smiles and I hope they accumulate irreversible credit card debt whaling for her like they fucking deserve."}
+{"text":"understandable in that case, but sunk cost is not good to feel. OP needs to cut his losses."}
+{"text":"shut up nigga"}
+{"text":"Maybe you're just not the target audience of ZZZ, xis"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"based kill all ZZZtards (except me cause I'm not a gooner)"}
+{"text":"Good question. Try out nyaa. I used to dl from hikarinoakari but need to find a replacement."}
+{"text":"This is a thread to talk about Compass: Combat Providence Analysis System, a free-to-play game by NHN PlayArt and Dwango."}
+{"text":"Is the game underrated?"}
+{"text":"Is Compass an underrated game?"}
+{"text":"I've always wondered how big the actual Compass fanbase on 4chan is."}
+{"text":"Does Compass have less than 10 fans on this entire website?"}
+{"text":"Previous: Join the Guild:YWR3QNYQERQCU"}
+{"text":"Did they ever add a new way to get the noble memories for dual summons, or do I just keep waiting?"}
+{"text":"Nope lmao"}
+{"text":"3rd anniversary EoS..."}
+{"text":"Not soon enough"}
+{"text":"there's no EoS we'll live forever!"}
+{"text":"What will it be? Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hey everyone! Happy new year Heads up, we’re gearing up for a larger update in March, so our next patch will be 7.2, shipping on February 11. Patch 7.2 will bring the return of the Rogues of Runeterra Event, as well as a new champion constellation. In March with Patch 7.3, we’ll be unveiling a brand new PvE-exclusive Champion along with new ways to enjoy the Path of Champions. Stay tuned for more info! Unless I'm reading that incorrectly our next update will be a single 3->6* and an old event coming back with no new champ."}
+{"text":"i guess so, who's getting the costellation then? My bet is on Teemo, fits the ''rogue'' theming i guess"}
+{"text":"They're slowly running out of champs that need a constellation upgrade (22 left), what are they gonna do once they hit that? Are they hoping for EoS by then?"}
+{"text":"3rd month of consistent grinding. Forced to choose between a relic i kinda want or getting my gold box from the glory store for the month. I should probably buy the nova fragment box yeah?"}
+{"text":"iktf and I have like 1200 spare glory after the monthly purchases (specifically because I have the ol' Elixir problem, \"maybe I'll need it later\")"}
+{"text":"6th Anniversary coming soon! Langrisser x Captain Commando crossover in November! New Heroes Banner: Virelia / Seraphina Upcoming Heroes Banner: LLR Brightsummoner Tiana / Shion (Langrisser Millennium) Latest update introduced the new game mode called Epochal Odyssey where you can unlock Einherjars."}
+{"text":"is there any way to know how close am i to get 100 pity aside from mental counting ?"}
+{"text":"Collabs returning to form, old shit the devs probably like. SP Rachel looking questionable, especially with her exclusive. Maybe they'll do the unthinkable and rebalance it, but I'm not going to hold my breath. A third Zerida wasn't on my bingo card that's for sure. You could write some notes I guess."}
+{"text":"just realized i am using a returner acct instead of new acct so rewards are different. but it seems i dont get those free pack for each 5 level up either ?"}
+{"text":"when does eshean get good ? She's getting her butt kicked hard by enemies at equal level..."}
+{"text":"A lot of the dps characters don't have ways to heal themselves after significant damage taken. For Eshean specifically, you want to stun enemies with her 3C, but that takes a turn of set up since even at 6* she only has a single stack of brilliance. I imagine you don't have acess to her 3C yet, so basically you just have to deal with it unless you can support her with a 6* Tiaris."}
+{"text":"Open beta test is now available on Galaxy Store. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Raid Shadow Legends: Taimanim Edition Should've used the new assets they made for a sequel to AT. AT hasn't EoS'd 6 years later despite the small player base it has, so I might stick around for this just because of IP. I'm tired of turn based slop gachas"}
+{"text":"I really don't like the new artstyle. It was a very odd feeling, hell, it even might be AI but retouched."}
+{"text":"It has*"}
+{"text":"me the ioscuck will wait for official release…"}
+{"text":"having played AT for years despite how basic It is, I was kinda looking forward to this new game overall visuals and animations look kinda bad so I'm not so sure anymore"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"retard. i play both wuwa just happens to be my main game but snowbreak is THE ML. everybody knows this even the xisters wont deny it"}
+{"text":"pay for slots basic resources cap yeah nope"}
+{"text":"does azur lane still not have sweep feature?"}
+{"text":"the endfield sweep will be monumental and remembered for decades"}
+{"text":"lol lmao They would rather add more bloat than touching their spaghetti code"}
+{"text":"download the game after whole ass year see this on the front screen how do you respond without sounding mad ?"}
+{"text":"Has anyone used third party markets to get pass royale? Pass royale is almost 19 dollars in my region due to outdated conversions so I was thinking about getting it from a site like eldorado or g2g where they sell gifted pass royale for like 7."}
+{"text":"this game got the most undeserved popularity boost in mobile gaming history"}
+{"text":"how the fuck am I supposed to be a returnfag when there are evolutions lvl16 t. used to use zapbait"}
+{"text":"thats probably because just adding 1 goblin isnt “enough” compared to other evos without a stat increase just compare the ability to the tesla or goblin cage. one goblin is shit compared to those they give out plenty of evos for free and you get 2 free evo shards a month also 90% of people arent level 16 so just play and have fun desu"}
+{"text":"i think it's to ensure that it can stack goblins on the princess tower, assuming they're both equal level. If the mortar had a 4s attack speed the goblins would probably die quick enough that they couldn't stack."}
+{"text":"YES the TV mode should have stayed"}
+{"text":"I agree, the combat was the absolute WORST part of the ENTIRE game"}
+{"text":"It feels like the endgame of all actionslop is churning out characters who do multiple flashy animations across the screen with one button press"}
+{"text":"hackoyo isn't known for their skill or talent they're only good at copying turns out, when you don't have botw or old final fantasy games to copy from, you come up with a flop game like zzz"}
+{"text":"is this a schizo thread"}
+{"text":"I don't care about the swimsuit but has Jane gotten any other content? My last time playing was during Yanagi's debut."}
+{"text":"Yuzhong should be jailed for turning the cutest and sexiest GFL1 character into this nonbinary they/them…thing. Worst character redesign in the history of gaming. I love UMP45 no matter what! Fuck you simp not a single person asked for this shit."}
+{"text":"Just when I was starting to be impressed by the event stages for the first time since release. I suppose Lind's event was produced after Leva's so it makes sense."}
+{"text":"Yeah but we're long past Operation Cube+ days. Starting a new game doesn't mean you should do the same mistakes of the past."}
+{"text":"It does if your goal is to ruin characters like G11 with copypasted unibody 3d models and nonsense gacha systems, while caring more about catering to the mentally ill who throw tantrums over \"competing\" male characters existing than making a good product."}
+{"text":"where is this games community? this thread is completely dead?"}
+{"text":"On /sg/ (buried under ritualposting waifu spam) and reddit."}
+{"text":"Should probably be on /wsr/ but I'll ask here anyway: I've been playing Shiren the Wanderer - Monster of Moonlight Village for Android recently, my main interest is the sprites of the game, they seem to be something like \"graxx\" files, no idea how open those as regular pngs or such. Does anyone here is willing to help with that? I can provide the files if needed ofc"}
+{"text":"By the way what was the process to extract the text? Could be useful for tackling the other Mobile games if they have a similar structure"}
+{"text":"The engine reads bwkk.bin entirely into memory and then various methods chop it up into tables. I wrote a program in java that does the same thing but replaces all the android-specific functionality with stuff that works on windows. Then a much smaller python script parses the extracted tables for readable japanese and prints it to a clean output. Theoretically if the other game uses the same engine I can read that code and replace the relevant values. The offsets are easy, but they use this weird negative lookup formula that took a while to copy, so ideally that stays the same."}
+{"text":"Hmmm... i see, i don't think there's a bwkk.bin equivalent in Mega afaik, but it probably has a similar structure seeing what's inside Moonlit Village for Android. Have you found anything that looks like Dungeon IDs or Monster spawn tables? There's only 4 dungeons and the first 3 (Kuyo Pass Easy, Normal and Hard) line up with the monster tables of the original GameBoy version"}
+{"text":"By the way are you gonna keep trying to rip the sprites? They would help a lot in identifying some monsters/NPCs since most games where they appeared are lost media right now, but also don't feel forced to do so, you already did a lot with the text dump anon"}
+{"text":"I'm taking a look at the Gra files myself, so far only colorful noise"}
+{"text":"Let's discuss One Piece Treasure Cruise and other OP mobile games. Now that the 11th Anni is over, how many new legends did you manage to get out of the 9?"}
+{"text":"A Kuma dupe, okay, sure. 3 multis until 20. Still no Broggy, why. Give me my giant bro. And Emet, oh God of Gamba rip. Will do GL later.. not much in the mood for tm to be honest. If you really wanted Bonney you should have done 5 to 10 multis on her part"}
+{"text":"Finally, I used the same team as the invasion to not get annoyed by the orb switch. With Dreadnought sabre for the resilience of stage 2. I don't know, maybe you should have tried getting lucky? If you only wanted that Bonney Luffy, you should have pulled on their part, as  said. You pull on part 1 of these events when you don't care about which unit you'll get. I'm not too excited about this 6+ Kaido. At least he is becoming a bit more useful but that's it, he may see some play in assault rumble but that's it."}
+{"text":"Quick question cuz I'm new and retarded. I got 7 copies of Doll & Bluegrass (will try to get the last 3 as well), and the 5 evo skulls. What's the most optimized way to build a unit from that? I'm assuming I exp feed all of them together for the special level, then I super evolve using all 5 skulls at once? Or would that be pissing everything away?"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the issue here but yes. Normally, the clear level rewards give you enough copies to fully max one + 1 bonus unit. Feed them all into one copy and 5+ it, keep the free copy if you want to have both the 5 and 5+ art in your box."}
+{"text":"Mostly just wondering if I had the order and process correct. Thanks."}
+{"text":"It's the Sunshine Tour, this time featuring two new drivers and 4 new karts."}
+{"text":"Did you get her?"}
+{"text":"Amazing loadouts this week, crushed the competition I love it when I have such good loadouts"}
+{"text":"yes (me) 1st place!"}
+{"text":"W2 status: 1st place so far."}
+{"text":"Investments this tour: 1. Bowser Mii (Lv8/3c->Lv8/4c): for ranked last week (). I now have eight 8/4 Miis: Gold, ? Block, Petey Piranha, Bowser, Goomba, Yellow, Daisy, and Wiggler. 2. King Boo Mii (Lv8/2c->Lv8/3c): for ranked last week (). I now have two Miis at 8/3 waiting for a quad: King Boo and Larry. Roaring Racer Mii is at 8/2 and featured next tour. 3. Black Sneeker (Lv8/3c->Lv8/4c): for ranked last week (). 4. Luigi Vacation (Lv6/1c->Lv8/2c): ACR coverage for Cheep Cheep Lagoon R/T. My old personal favorite Luigi alt. Next tour is his featured tour, and he has top shelf for many of the Singapore tracks. 5. Cheep Cheep Masks (Lv4/1c->Lv8/2c): ACR coverage for Cheep Cheep Lagoon R/T. Next tour (Winter) has difficult choices for ranked driver coverage. 3 tracks with no plus skill Miis is unusual. I'm debating whether to do heavy ticket spending now or wait for changes in April ()."}
+{"text":"We are near the end of this event, so remember to buy everything from the store."}
+{"text":"rhythm games should have SONGS i am shriveling up and dying without more SONGS"}
+{"text":"We are nearing the end of the last event of this year, so make sure to read the story and buy everything from the store."}
+{"text":"The first event of the year is nearly over, so make sure to read the story and buy all the rewards."}
+{"text":"We're at the last hours of the event, so make sure to buy everything from the shop if you haven't yet."}
+{"text":"no Clash thread I am confuse. Is this really only a gachashit board? How are you lot doing? I made it into TH10 and now infernos are bodying me."}
+{"text":"A book of everything is a book of nothing"}
+{"text":"My clan is totally dead, it's literally just me left. Anyone can join, it's a level 9 clan, trying to get back to 15 from 6 so I can enter CWL. I tried to post on Reddit because I was that desperate for new joiners and the fucking banned me for a month because my title was slightly misformatted I can't even begin to describe how angry I am even knowing how bad that site is"}
+{"text":"DIDYOUSAYGOBLIN #2LRG290VJ"}
+{"text":"sex with spirit fox"}
+{"text":"gold pass is making the progress fast"}
+{"text":"NetEase is vicious today. They've been banning and warning accounts all day."}
+{"text":"Looks bad bros"}
+{"text":"I can't tell which modern sloppen world game is this."}
+{"text":"Looks good for a beta. Their cutscenes right now are literal sketches lmao"}
+{"text":"There have been some big changes in my life (for worse), but I get some sort of comfort knowing that some things don't change, like how I still haven't found this game  and probably never will. Oh well."}
+{"text":"How do we build soulful games like this anymore?"}
+{"text":"What year? What region are you from?"}
+{"text":"Looks like the train has already gotten to her."}
+{"text":"Looks like the train has already gotten to her. kek"}
+{"text":"A thread to talk about your favorite dead gacha games Remember the good times Grieve over your EoS'd waifus Discuss what the fuck went wrong I'll start with Alchemy Stars. I enjoyed it for a quite a while but the writing was on the wall. The gameplay proved too simple to innovate. It got to a point where you didn't need to roll for the new characters because they didn't power creep old units and the old units could clear everything just fine. They also went for broke with \"Cloud Garden\", a failed Animal Crossing style mode that cost a ton of money to develop and flopped so bad that they just ignored it after a couple of months Vice was best girl"}
+{"text":"The most interesting one for me was Naruto X Boruto Ninja Voltage, you had to build your village in a way to make the npcs beat the players invading it, you had all this different tools to try and cheese or stun the player, or waste his time. And you had to build your characters with that in mind, like have them with 100% stun resist and stuff like that. I spent alot of money on that game."}
+{"text":"Genuine enjoyment from playing this game. Type of vertical gear grind I enjoy from grindy-games. Fuck statfarm dogshit like genshin, wuwa, etc. Just give me an item to grind out. Decent pull economy for free 2 play and rewarding enough for small time swipers/whales farmable dupe system Mostly unique/fun character designs, some hard meta characters, but had such a large roster allowed for variance and some unique teams. Speaking on teams, probably the most extensive team planning system i've seen from any gacha game. was devastated to see this go, seeing other games making less but still receiving updates just made me think cygames are just greedy fucks. they made me want to never invest time into jap gachas again. between this EOSing and DLost."}
+{"text":"tribe 9 bros wwa"}
+{"text":"Didn't this game have a huge nerf controversy that killed it?"}
+{"text":"cancelled by investors due to market saturation Wow a sensible corporate decision for once. Tourdog should gun for the urban style/aesthetic in their next game imo, not a lot of those in the market yet."}
+{"text":"Thread for the discussion of the Japanese server of Blue Archive Summer stream and announcement soon. What are your hopes for it?"}
+{"text":"idk why I typed trailer, I meant the new years video and the iroha shorts. I miss when blue archive was the niche cunny game and not that ultra popular game that every single idiot latches on regardless of whether they've played it or not. Even met people that proudly admit to not playing the game or caring about it but still keep up to the characters to not \"miss out\" which causes me some extreme disgust"}
+{"text":"You can't use AP on the new event yet?"}
+{"text":"is the paid store not available yet on pc"}
+{"text":"I love to tap my phone to music yahoo got tactics to full combo songs? favorite groups? discuss."}
+{"text":"I DID IT"}
+{"text":"How are y'all enjoying the Christmas update? I think it's pretty solid and I ended up dropping $30 on the new hot deal and event even thought I said I was going to be f2p from now on. I got the Zakum helmet and eye patch on my first 5 runs. The event jump quest is fucking annoying though. I'm gonna try again tomorrow."}
+{"text":"My first run of the Zakum fight were splendid. I died three times, but it was only a practice run so I got no rewards. Now I keep getting matched with absolute fucking retards who eat up 5+ revives within the first half of the fight as fast as they swallow glue, and I haven't been able to clear a single fucking fight so far. I do like the Happyville event, and it's nice we get a free outfit."}
+{"text":"How do you even do the double jump upwards instead of the one that projects you forwards anyways? You need it for the happyville stuff."}
+{"text":"anyone else having issues on waydroid?"}
+{"text":"Giantess Gacha which nobody could bother to make another thread for several days. Let's see if anybody's even still around checking. There's lewd skins at least."}
+{"text":"When is a good time to start, any anni of half anni soon?"}
+{"text":"the best time to start is today the second best time to start is tomorrow why are you waiting on an anni event to start?"}
+{"text":"I'm playing too many games but want to give everything that seems soulful and the devs show that they love their game and girls."}
+{"text":"if you want the most rolls the moment you start, then the anniversary would be the best time since they give out a lot of free rolls and an anniversary banner unfortunately, I don't remember when that is I feel like one happened recently, but recently for me can mean anywhere between 2 to 8 months because I'm bad with time but, I do remember there being 2 anniversary events so far since the game was added to the google play store, I've being playing every day since it came out in the west if it's been over 2 years since it came out, then there are no half anni events if it's been only over 1 year, then 1 of them must have been a half anni event sorry that I'm not that helpful"}
+{"text":"That helped me anon ty, I will play soon"}
+{"text":"Did you enjoy the 7th Anniversary? Would you have changed anything? Remember to not let PvP get to you and start saving up for Legends Fest 2025!"}
+{"text":"Why do people get so angry when Daima gets a banner? I'm pissed that we're getting SS3 Vegeta over Mini SS4ku, but I'm still happy because it's NEW. There's no way in hell they can be lazy and cut corners with Daima content because most of it is new."}
+{"text":"godawful design aesthetic garbage fights outside tamagami 3 and a few goku vs mooks early in the show horrendous plot retreading the most disliked part of GT only done even worse"}
+{"text":"Dropped the game during the Triple Ultra meta, figured I'd stop back in and ask how the game is now Still the same bullshit?"}
+{"text":"It's worse now. They released a ultra ss4 goku who has an aoe green, rising rush nullification, and ultra UI's you cover change, you take massive damage once per match gimmick on crack because he goes type neutral, hits both the unit going in as well as going out with the attack, and retains priority so he gets to continue smashing the incoming unit until its dead. Then there's legends limited revival gohan who is essentially an ultra in how strong he is. No new mechanics but as is typical with gohan units they gave him every existing one and the damage inflicted / guard to crush almost every other release in the game. The fact the ultra ss4 goku I mentioned above has direct type advantage over this gohan and all it's done is make him the top 2 unit in the game should tell you how busted the gohan is because on paper that sort of ultra should exterminate blues until a broken purple turns up. tldr yeah same bullshit but with four more months of hyper powercreep added."}
+{"text":"Well that sucks to hear"}
+{"text":"Stupid, sexy, perverted, smelly old man"}
+{"text":"I haven't used healers in my team comps in ages."}
+{"text":"Almost every healer that isn't a 6* event unit with a \"now I do damage for a bit\" thing has no function besides healing already full health allies, usually with a skill that increases their attack so they can do even more healing on already full health allies. They're decent for low level new accounts early on, but become useless pretty quick."}
+{"text":"did 40 pulls for diver amorey best pull was the bull blacksmith volos (didn't have him) I hate this game so much"}
+{"text":"Just threw all 120 pulls I had saved on the Amorey banner and still didn't get him, after doing around 100 the first time. I hate this game"}
+{"text":"i hope we get one, that'd be cool. he's a neat design i feel that pain bro i desperately chased magritte every time he showed up on a banner and never rolled him til i ticketed him and have been spooked by him twice since then :')"}
+{"text":"welcome home"}
+{"text":"Sell me on this game"}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"It has rabi"}
+{"text":"here before the thread dies again"}
+{"text":"vmg... home..."}
+{"text":"Our lord and savior Rossciaco saved meta Freddy's design.."}
+{"text":"why is meta freddy faggot-coded"}
+{"text":"Always was, see the divinate of his base version."}
+{"text":"So now that they have added a Slavic myth esper will it go the way of Korean myths or will it actually get more espers?"}
+{"text":"Nipple piercings bull guy still has to be released first."}
+{"text":"Just started this today it's more fun that I thought it would be. Thanks for the rentry guide, anon."}
+{"text":"SEX WITH JOAN"}
+{"text":"Is there any /vmg/ weekday farms to join?"}
+{"text":"From the vg thread: Weekday Farms (put /trick/ in bio before applying dumbass): NA/EU: Cheeky, Calamity, Trickkers, YomiNTR, Cope, Pinch, ShibiCex, Kommynists, HeadEmpty, ChibiChapa, DiamonDogs, ButterBuns, Chowayo Asia: trick, KisKoiKlan, SneedFeed"}
+{"text":"Is there a framework, language, SDK, etc. that carries the soul of J2ME? Or is there no walking back?"}
+{"text":"Here's a small tip for crazed cats stages/ advent stages like the cyclones, and other ones like queen's coronation, river styx, etc. Try entering then leaving the stages to get their catamins equivalent so you don't have to wait for their reappearance to clear them when you're stronger. The early behemoth culling stages are balanced around having crazed cats like crazed cat, c.tank, c.fish, c.gross at least. Or having good gacha luck with the rare/super rares like artist, hip hop, surfer, weightlifter, sushi, swimmer, drama cats, fencer. But you should do progress on stories of legends and get ururun to unlock enigmas which will help you with grinding for behemoth stones, you should also do catclaw championship dojo stages for easy cat tickets and rare tickets if you haven't done so."}
+{"text":"I pulled everything... but at what cost? I hope I'm not washed up during Princess Punt in a few months' time. But at the same time, I hope they pull out Bikkuriman immediately because my next Legend Rare after 76A is almost 450 rolls away. In other news, Eri is wringing me dry, but I have plans to refrain from spending after that. At least I've begun hoarding crystals. Opens post Account jumpscare No clue how to read this, but I wrote my entire plan like a list of directions. Shit took me 4 hours in total and had to be thoroughly checked three times after the first draft; errors were detected and corrected on the first 2 assessments. Then the pulls took me 1 hour. +2 Akuma feels so good, man."}
+{"text":"I hope I'm not washed up during Princess Punt in a few months' time. I thought it just comes back 1 last time for JP?"}
+{"text":"all crazed cats have equal stats in first and second forms, which is why (retired) popular guidemaker nurse wuffa would always use first form crazeds in his videos the third forms get stat boosts, though."}
+{"text":"due to JP lunos release and chinese lunar new years soon, we will probably see a superfest debuting lunos to EN"}
+{"text":"Octopath 0 Edition We got a Traveler's Reunion (SEA 2nd Anniversary) in December 4th, AND we got Octopath 0 coming out on the same day. Crossed Paths 2 Part 2 is also coming out next month. Only 9 more old travelers need Overclass, while we're already moving swiftly with Ultimate Overcharge! The hype for December cannot come soon enough! Next set of likely travelers: Crick Mydia Morena EX Sigrid Relisha Black Knight Black Maiden"}
+{"text":"Fuck it I’m bored. Here’s the current set of travelers from the Part 6: Crossed Paths: SACRED HEART EX Pardis III (Cleric)/EX2 Elrica (Dancer) TRAVELERS OF MEMORY EX Richard (Merchant)/EX2 Alaune (Warrior) Feintz (Warrior) MEMOIRS OF SOLISTIA Yomi (Dancer) Nada (Scholar) WINTER EX’S Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"TRAVELER OF MEMORY Stia (Apothecary)"}
+{"text":"Okay so i wasn't able to pull Mydia form her banner. But i did get enough fragments for pity."}
+{"text":"OH Yeah! I also got Partitio and Hayes as well as many other dupes. So not a total loss."}
+{"text":"Oh hey, look at this. How long until we get the final chapter of Emberflame?"}
+{"text":"Thread to discuss Master of Garden. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Just be glad you ever got anything past vol 4"}
+{"text":"three years for a movie same as overlord sacred kingdom"}
+{"text":"NEW INFO in 2 months So this basically confirms the movie has been in production this whole time and not sitting in Kadokawa's vault until a more opportune marketing window. It better have like Macross Plus or Bloodlust-tier animation for the wait. Except he doesn't need to come up with anything new for it. The past 6 volumes still have loads of untapped setup he could use. Does he just want to build up more, or was all that for nothing? He needs a sounding board while in the meantime someone at Kadokawa needs to light a fire under his ass."}
+{"text":"ya makes no sense vol 6 ends with alpha wanting to go to the elven lands to help with a slave rebellion and kill high ranking cult members + alexia likly going to orinana to join up with shadow garden {my thinking]+ jack da rapper & kanada doing their thing, + millia and akane being new members of sg + eta going to see sharry + aurora gaining her malice back + claire waking up not to mention Elisabeth beatrix you got a link for what the author said?"}
+{"text":"you got a link for what the author said? 1ps8jg9 I don't actually believe the source I was just rage baiting"}
+{"text":"Here comes Revived Witch! (she actually revived**!) ** = CN only"}
+{"text":"It's weird how they always put Intangible Barrier and Path not Taken on the same week. Makes it feel like there's either a shit ton to do, or nothing to do. I swear in GL they alternated those weeklies so that they occurred on alternating weeks, not the same week, but maybe I'm mistaken"}
+{"text":"barebones witch"}
+{"text":"Remember the secret hidden daily puzzle thing for a 10 pull"}
+{"text":"Still alive edition. New update, new waifus, more anime tiddies. Discuss Brave Nine and the spin-off games, BraveNine Story & Magic Stone Knights here."}
+{"text":"The /vg/ thread is way more active."}
+{"text":"I played for a while to get the Senran Kagura content, but there kind of is this tonal whiplash were you go from some SNES JRPG looking thing then BOOM 200% RATE UP SEXY BIKINI as soon as the gacha menu opens up."}
+{"text":"The gook director dogeza'd on livestream and said the ass slapping minigame and the outfits won't be censored for now. It's just that all future content will be censored in secret because the only reason people reacted to this is because they already had them or knew what the uncensored versions are."}
+{"text":"Censorship is cancelled but this thread is mostly about the first game though."}
+{"text":"Was there ever a mobile game you REALLY liked that was discontinued and rendered completely unplayable? For example, it can't function at all without connecting to a server which no longer exists. What's her name, /vmg/?"}
+{"text":"Guitar Girl will EoS at the end of the year, a shame but It was going to happen someday, the game wasnt being updated for some years, A game that I discovered after it died and I still want to try is Hachigatsu no Cinderella 9, it's a chibi png baseball game with all HS girls, there's an online version avalaible but you can only play it if you had an account and spent money on the game before it died"}
+{"text":"I meant offline version"}
+{"text":"DFFOO Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia obviously. Maxed quite a few things. I literally moved to a different country where DFFOO was unavailable, and when I figured out how to play again, it went EOS. Wtf."}
+{"text":"I have a game i cant play on newer androids my old 2014 phone still can run it, but I want to move it to the new one Just to be clear, OP is not talking about games that don't work on newer operating systems than those they were released on. He's talking about games you can't play anymore *at all* because the game was built with a central server connection as a hard requirement and the publisher simply pulled the plug. In other words, the problem is not that the SNES can't play NES cartridges, the problem is that every NES cartridge in existence got destroyed and nobody can ever play any NES game anymore."}
+{"text":"Yes all of those solutions require softening of IP laws. No, they do not. They just require a consumer protection law (whether existing or new) addressing this issue to be enforced. If you were to do any of those things on your own, even if you don't make any money, the company could sue for damages. What damages? There are plenty of games out there where people host their own multiplayer servers with rotating horsecock gifs in them. There can be no reasonable expectation for compensation for damages, as long as the game is intentionally designed to facilitate self-hosting of servers (which is one of the solutions SKG proposes) and as long as the server cannot be reasonably mistaken to be official, such as through the use of a disclaimer saying something like: \"fy_horsecock is not created, run by, endorsed by, or affiliated with Valve Corporation in any way\", or even the publisher itself adding a notice saying \"This game is out of official support. Valve Corporation is not responsible for the content of any server you might connect to or any way that it might affect your Sofware, your Hardware, or your Life\". At best you're asking for an easement of their intellectual property. I'm asking to be able to retain ownership of my copy of the game indefinitely, if at the time of purchase I'm not given a clear date as to when the game would cease to be playable, so I can make an informed purchase decision. If the industry is dead set on retaining their ability to kill games they create, then they would either have to have the expiry date communicated at the time of purchase, or switch to a subscription model. SKG is hoping that the former approach won't be as popular due to stigma and the latter approach due to limited subscription budgets, but the regular consumer has demonstrated apathy towards the issue and subscriptions are becoming pretty much the standard way to pay for things. Cloud gaming platforms could also circumvent the issue entirely."}
+{"text":"Last day of the Zillingstürme im Herbst event. Remember to do any stages in the event if you haven't already. Il Siracusano rerun up next, then Degen event afterwards. How are your pulls plans forward, got anyone in particular you're planning on pulling or get up to a certain pot?"}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"Just a question. I haven't seen senior operator or top operator tag since last year. Is it just me or any similar experience?"}
+{"text":"The only time I ever see those tags was when I was bored enough to sit down and reset the recruitment pages for hour till they popped up."}
+{"text":"I got one recently, like last week or the week before."}
+{"text":"Africa doctor..."}
+{"text":"GFL collab part 2 is up"}
+{"text":"You know you don't have to download everything in the game right?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but that doesnt mean this shit isnt excessive and poorly optimized. I mean the games literally over doubled in size since it came out and is hitting full size pc console game space"}
+{"text":"Holy shit the DMZ mode is fucking unplayable due to phone overheating and lagging. No other open tabs, phone cool before I start, but even in the middle of one match it starts heating like bitch. No problem in other modes, just this dmz shit. Which sucks, skins are cool and mode is sorta fun"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure how this happened, I wish they'd give it an ammo counter. Or at least a better ironsight."}
+{"text":"My favorite gun skin I didn't play as much as I wanted in 2025 I hope that ranked revamp comes out this year to put back in the saddle"}
+{"text":"Where Winds Meet launches on Mobile on December 12 at 00:00 (UTC)! Pre-download starts on December 10 at 16:00(UTC)—unlock early character creation and a playable demo."}
+{"text":"Gay?"}
+{"text":"Jail?"}
+{"text":"Ruby! Killer Blade!"}
+{"text":"I stopped playing after launch when the text and dialogue kept playing out of order and ruining scenes, I'll wait until it's fixed"}
+{"text":"Are we ever getting another Usagi?"}
+{"text":"Last day for this silly bitch. I can't imagine a team strong enough to chunk her last 25% under silence, and I don't have to skill stones to buy more immunities. I only have original Evie, original Caesar, original Daphne, Nanami, bride Satan, and loli Satan powered up to silence immunity. Going to be the first tower in years that I haven't finished."}
+{"text":"FUCK she's back"}
+{"text":"Guess I'm spending any skill stones I get on silent immunity on light attackers."}
+{"text":"Anni in 3 weeks. Will our SUPER HEROES survive?"}
+{"text":"KINO"}
+{"text":"cardass that's a cardass card alright"}
+{"text":"who likes GT a lot despite its many flaws and only watches Super begrudgingly for Rose/Future arc Literally me. I'd say it's worth a watch."}
+{"text":"Even tho Daima was made as a \"GT remake\" I feel it's more of a \"OG DB remake\" instead. Its like if GT was JUST the black star dragon ball saga."}
+{"text":"Super is worse than both just for being a specter cursing the franchise for so much longer. They need to move on from that garbage heap already."}
+{"text":"What are some games/in-app purchases you can recommend which cost at least 4€? It's likely going to end up being Stardew Valley for 4,69€, enjoyed Dead Cells on PlayPass aswell but getting all the DLC to continue on my savestate would set me back too much around 30€. I enjoyed proper games which happened to have a mobile port aswell way more in general during my time with PlayPass."}
+{"text":"I really liked Carrion once I got used to the controls.If you're not into that kind of thing,the monument Valley cost 5€ each"}
+{"text":"I rarely buy mobile games, I prefer to get the Play Pass, which lets you play certain games for free and unlocks any paywalled stuff in them. Among the games I don't regret buying are Bad North, Slice & Dice, Tobrix, and the extra dungeons and game modes for Epic Battle Fantasy 5."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the suggestions you two. Settled for Stardew indeed, a steal for 0,69€. After using my 4€ discount, I received another for 50% off (max. 4€) right after purchasing. I feel played now"}
+{"text":"Meimei is very hage"}
+{"text":"why don't you take a chill pill and play the game this thread's about?"}
+{"text":"You're not my real dad."}
+{"text":"you're real dad SUCKS at pad, too"}
+{"text":"Gungho's CEO got fired."}
+{"text":"mitebcool"}
+{"text":"Bloomers, we're still going on 3.5 years strong! Over 600 decor Pikmin to collect with a projected 1500 to collect in the coming years. They've even raised the level cap to 130 a month ago just to give people even more of an incentive to bloom. Niantic seems set on keeping this game going for many years to come! How many of you guys are still blooming? I've a couple hundred thousand flowers away from getting to lvl. 100."}
+{"text":"Starting December 12, we'll be running tests in the United States, Germany, and Hong Kong. In these areas, Mushrooms may take longer to reappear after being destroyed, and you may also see more Mushrooms than usual. Only thing I've noticed is that 3 mushrooms within a 10-mile radius of me have disappeared, no new mushrooms or sprouts This is somehow worse than the POI reshuffle during September 2024 that cut my local sprouts by 25%. I'm from the Midwest so I walk through rain, snow or sun. Game hasn't been particularly fun lately, the silver seedlings for the 4th anniversary snack Pikmin have been a bit obnoxious."}
+{"text":"I'm from Michigan so weather has been all over the place. I've noticed some new mushrooms but that's it."}
+{"text":"Weekday: Can't find any large mushrooms Weekend: There are more large mushrooms in my county than giant event mushrooms They increased the item-collecting reward from 12k to 12.9k Goddammit Scopely, it's bad enough this shit is already anchored to randomness."}
+{"text":"Anyone else save their yearly review email?"}
+{"text":"I didn't even know this happened."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"flipper friends..."}
+{"text":"AND STILL NO NEWS"}
+{"text":"The spiral eyes The Theo doujins we got out of this game were good shit man."}
+{"text":"iostoddlers lose once again………….."}
+{"text":"Anyone speak English that plays this third-world, skinner box, LoL-wannabe mobile moba? My bf got me into damn shit and now I can't stop playing, I'm fucking addicted to this shit, it's FUN. Anyway, dicuss whatever, I'm new to this shit. Also, I'm saving points for a Hero, and have the hard choice between Khaos, Prometheus, Naya, the fucking money mouse and girl with dual-gattling guns. Pick which?"}
+{"text":"OK, after getting a contract for Jewish mouse bitch, I'm starting to like her. Throwing money as an attack and being able to cause the \"Greed\" status makes me giggle like a little girl. Helps I set my flag to Israel, so it's even more on point."}
+{"text":"It is more of a dota 2 clone."}
+{"text":"I don't even know if this is the right board for such game Maybe there's a moba general where anons might play it"}
+{"text":"I looked, there isn't really a moba general. I would still like to talk about the game. E-Stein is a character I've just tried, he's seems pretty good, got an item build for him?"}
+{"text":"Necro-bump"}
+{"text":"Cute boys in gachas with a majority of female units should be protected not hated! Post your favorite cute (kinda girly) boys in mobile games"}
+{"text":"when people started calling it \"Blue Archive but with boys\" I had assumed that it meant a bit more variety than little boys, like someone a bit taller here, someone more bulky there. You know what I'm saying."}
+{"text":"There are bulkier boys but they're also shotas"}
+{"text":"I don't know where BA's fame of being \"THE loli game\" came from when the amount of lolis in the game isn't that remarkable compared to other gachas. If anything, ZeroEra is the first gacha where most of the characters are children."}
+{"text":"So based, I hope all the degenerates out there make it succeed"}
+{"text":"I just knew about this and now my dick won't calm down. I'll be there day 1, for now I'm just fapping with these pics"}
+{"text":"según ustedes, que fue lo mas épico o terrorífico que les ha pasado en videojuegos para celular?"}
+{"text":"En el mundo hay que luchar para poder triunfar Con la vida que yo llevo, es difícil llegar Vigilancia por aquí, mirando por allá Por delante, el pistolero otra imagen debe dar Suena el celular, un trabajo regular"}
+{"text":"So how does the offline PC version work? Does it have a complicated set up? Does it play like normal?"}
+{"text":"I meant Sun"}
+{"text":"I'm biased because I created this offline version but I think it's relatively easy, just a matter of extracting archives, combining a few folders and changing one text line. I actually could make a single package where you just extract and run a single bat file but I'm not fond of that approach."}
+{"text":"What do you think they could have done to make the franchise successful? What was the bigger mistake: doubling down on the yuri in Tie, or introducing the male self-insert in Sun? Because arguably both were bad in their own ways: the former limited the game's audience to a small but dedicated niche and prevented growth, but the latter angered the fanbase's existing fanbase and made them pretty much boycott the game. What if Tie and Sun just maintained the status quo from the original game and maintained yuri themes without going all in? And this is not even talking about how Sun and Tie tamed down the ecchi compared to the original."}
+{"text":"The echhi was fine,they should have done what a lot of idolshit did and make the MC nonexistent in the main story and leave the ML pandering in bond stories.Going all in on the yuri in the main story would be risky,since the girls would not be for (you) anymore buc could work if the MC barely existed in the first place so the yuri fags could pretend the bond stories don't exist and the waifufags could self insters even harder."}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I don’t use 4chan much but many of you are smart. I was wondering if anyone has any idea or memory of an mmo rp game available on android devices back around the 2010s? I can’t remember what year- maybe 2014 or so, where you played as these little white marshmallow looking characters , dressed them up, and could explore other people’s “homes?” I remember it being in a weird Birds Eye view perspective. I cannot find it but it’s been on my mind like crazy. I added a crude artist interpretation of what I think as the customization menu and someone’s room. The ground was made of these white marshmallow looking blocks and I think the walls were a black color"}
+{"text":"Um Cubic Castles? What region are you from?"}
+{"text":"Discuss gacha games with these characteristics; no FMC/canon MMC no playable males except MC all girls are for (You)"}
+{"text":"trickal is lolige. it has oppai lolis"}
+{"text":"he's right on that. eversoul was half loli even just two years ago and now it's all grownups. they make alts of those old characters and give them huge tits. it's just how it is in korea today"}
+{"text":"I'm coming around to the fact that he's a total asshole at best. I've never seen someone try this hard to accuse lolifags of being into yuri ever. at this point he's not shitting on the games that do it; it's like he's got a vendetta against people who like underaged fictional characters."}
+{"text":"Trickcal has it all, from lolis to hags and everything in between, freaking love that game. Of course, its all platonic slop but I give it a pass because its chibis. As a wise man once said Chibis have impossibly high sexual appeal squeezed into the most feminine frame possible. Almost like an erotic black hole. This may be unsettling if you were ever taught to slurp up disgusting 3dpd features and behavior. Once a man has seen the trvth, however, they simply cannot go back to the modern, mundane, and inefficient. Welcome home, white man."}
+{"text":"kek, even /esg/ calls their devs breast expansion devs for a reason"}
+{"text":"Timeless Aiona. If you already have her, then Timeless Aiona. Unless you have her at SS10, that should be your pick."}
+{"text":"she isn't part of the coffin"}
+{"text":"Then Hati. If not, then Seth."}
+{"text":"is hati that good?"}
+{"text":"Her and Seth are the only good base Ancestrals. Hati is the best, actually. Ami is ok, but there are better tanks. Noah is potential man, Summon team is a dropped concept. Seth has the bonus that she's a good slot in for the Wind team."}
+{"text":"I need to have something while off on a travel so i don't have much mobile data on certain places"}
+{"text":"Correct - mashing an incredibly basic rhythm game into an incredibly basic strategy game doesn't breed complexity, and giving it a cute coat of paint doesn't make it good. I've had more engagement from the back of cereal boxes."}
+{"text":"Guncho Athena Crisis Battle for Wesnoth"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"No, LoRt is maybe 7/10 on a greed psychotic gacha spend money grind scale if MTGA or Yugioh are a 9/10. But the biggest advantage to the later two is being able to build a third place & new friends with your gameplay knowledge in the form of TCG stores instead of eternally gambling and losing money alone in digital only games."}
+{"text":"Almost all multiplayer games are p2w on mobile regardless of genre. The only one I can name that's completely free is Bombagun."}
+{"text":"New Umamusume clone just dropped"}
+{"text":"That's a lot. I'll still keep it on radar for now but idk for how long."}
+{"text":"Ability cost Nope. Cooldown. And that's the reason why the gameplay is shit. The game is too limiting that there's no strategy available. I've said this before, but HSR gameplay is a masterpiece if you compare it to this game."}
+{"text":"50 days \"\"\"anniversary\"\"\" heh, appreciate it"}
+{"text":"They have to celebrate it, they might not get to 100. Like how gachas now celebrate half anniversaries because of how shitty their quality is"}
+{"text":"Cooldowns are stupid but they can at least still achieve E7 levels of strategic depth with that. Which isn't much at all but hey it managed to convince a bunch of retards that it's good enough for a pvp eSports scene"}
+{"text":"RAYARK YOU IDIOTS EITHER EOS THE GAME OR RELEASE THE FINAL ARC FOR CRYING OUT THIS LIMBO IS UNBEARABLE NOT EVEN RELEASING NEW BANNERS USING I HAVE 30K CRYSTALS JUST SITTING THERE UNUSED NO I DONT NEED THE UNITS I ALREADY HAVE LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND WHERE IS MY NOLVA USER INTERFACE CAMPAIGN HUH HUH?! BEEN GETTING REAL LONELY HERE SITTING AROUND HERE BY MYSELF END MY SUFFERING I AM GOING INSANE"}
+{"text":"Some day."}
+{"text":"The game is far faster after the update"}
+{"text":"Dare I say will your thread hit 2nd year?"}
+{"text":"No unit for December It's sdover"}
+{"text":"Finally, I can smell it, the sweet release of sdeath...."}
+{"text":"There's an eternal thread for Pikmin but no teppen threads? Is the game dead or something?"}
+{"text":"Pretty good run i say. A shame we wont get Omega and Awakened Zero card"}
+{"text":"I was expecting it to end after an RE9 pack. But I find it funny that even Teppen never bothered with any Exoprimal cards."}
+{"text":"Inb4 we finally get a Steam version post EoS, just like EX DiVE."}
+{"text":"this gets axed Peak of Shitcrap is still going"}
+{"text":"Kill game a month out from RE9 FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"}
+{"text":"5.0 soon"}
+{"text":"Dude goes from being slumped against the wall to A-posing. I feel a little warm inside seeing jank like this again."}
+{"text":"Catching up to story after quitting before 2.0 ended mfw the AI voiceovers started and the MC lines are not dubbed anymore Damn. I got Mia back but she just switched to an actual AI voice in patch 1 of Network, no more cute stuttering."}
+{"text":"So, how's warp server going now we're a month in?"}
+{"text":"it feels like a marathon run with runners dropping out every day instead of continuing the race. the finish line is going to have 10% of the players crossing it."}
+{"text":"Keep it comfy prev"}
+{"text":"I wait for the google opinion rewards surveys to give me enough money to buy welkins I'll never spend my own money"}
+{"text":"I wonder if part of the Tsaritsa's plan was to have Dottore burn Irminsul with Arlecchino's flames and then remake it using Scara's core as a new foundation/seed"}
+{"text":"It's been peak since Before the Sun and Moon Call me when Heavenly Principles wakes up, shit will be hitting the fan for real"}
+{"text":"70 wishes lose the 50-50 I knew it, I knew I wasted all my luck on the xilonen banner"}
+{"text":"Why is she like this?"}
+{"text":"Favourite singleplayer/story-driven titles? Indie games? Multiplayer titles without gambling mechanics?"}
+{"text":"Been having a lot of fun playing Wasteland Story. Also playing 9th Dawn III on and off (wish I had a mid-range so I could play 9th Dawn Remake more reliably)."}
+{"text":"Usually it's that they stop being updated (dev can't put in the time, or literally dies) and fall behind the OS so they can't be used anymore. PC games run into this too to an extent with how many hoops some old games have to go through just to make them run on newer hardware/software. Battleheart Legacy is pretty nice."}
+{"text":"Unciv is based directly off of Civilization. It's a good one if youre into non-story strategy. You can also download mods directly through the game. The fantasy mod is pretty good. There's also a lotr, 40k and an adult mod but haven't tried them yet"}
+{"text":"Beatstar is nice now that the servers are gone, there's a modded version being maintained with a custom server that allows custom songs (but also has all songs unlocked). Unironically, Hearthstone's Battlegrounds mode too. Only that part, regular Hearthstone is a shit game."}
+{"text":"Shattered Pixel Dungeon (dungeon crawler) is one of the best mobile games I've ever gotten hooked on. Battle for Polytopia (lighter civ-building strategy) is also good but it gets -points for having microtransactions even if they're mostly just \"buy alternate tribe that starts from a different part of the same tech tree\", still wasted so many of my hours on it over the past 6 years or so. Both free. And of course Slay the Spire and Balatro for PC ports, great time wasters."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here play? If anyone has some advice other than uninstalling and getting a job that’d be cool"}
+{"text":"Breeding Lucy with every BBC in the vault"}
+{"text":"the most legendary vault dweller on all of 4chan full stop"}
+{"text":"used to play this, but after an update caused a reset to alot of accounts i kinda went on a hiatus, even got nick valentine before the kill as well"}
+{"text":"mobile game is only playable in landscape mode Kind of questionable in having a mobile game at all if it's not designed for the default mode on the system. Reminds me of when the Wii had games ported for cheap and they sloppily included a Wiimote option but everything was set for the classic controller."}
+{"text":"I want to game in public but also be ambigious enough that people think I'm texting or browsing instead Coward"}
+{"text":"Nah I'm just lazy and like to game with one hand, preferably while I'm jerking off. Still in public, by the way."}
+{"text":"Yeah, landscape only really works for playing in bed."}
+{"text":"is this thing safe to put your steam account into? lost my laptop recently and I want to play some pc games"}
+{"text":"SD8 Gen 3 Deathsmiles 60fps Corpse Party 60fps Ikaruga 40fps Nioh 12 fps The Citadel 18fps Metal Gear Rising 22fps Dolls Nest 15 fps Left4dead/2 CTD Monster Hunter Rise/Stories/World CTD Pseudoregalia CTD Atlyss CTD Izon CTD Ace of Seafood CTD Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what the ruck are you doing that l4d doesn't work? on 8g3 even?? its the most compatible soc and l4d is the most easily emulate able game"}
+{"text":"25 fps with broken touch controls. New update must have fixed it. How frequently do these emulators get improvements?"}
+{"text":"very, but you're rucking something up real bad cause you should be getting quadruple of that for at least. maybe you should check out reddit emulation on android"}
+{"text":"well i guess not very, but there been a lot of improvements over past year"}
+{"text":"Mobile gaming is comming, wait untill 2028 No, no, no anon. This will never happen. Nobody likes to play games on a shitty tiny screen Well, I think that works out kinda different than people expect. IT IS COMMING!!! Mobile gaming is 10/10 egonomcally entertainment always your games in your pocket graphics and specs improving 2026: What is the best gaming mobile phone and extra adds for better ergonomics?"}
+{"text":"Agreed, somthing better than this 1,3Ghz Odroid device at least"}
+{"text":"How is this?"}
+{"text":"For me a smartphone is not a substitute, but a complementary platform. Some games I prefer to play on PC, and some are best on mobile."}
+{"text":"Android gaming needs to improve so I can escape Windows"}
+{"text":"Mobile gaming is already indistinguishable from PC gaming. Most of the gacha which dominates this board is available on PC, and now we have shit like Warframe and Final Fantasy on mobile the overlap is close to 90%, especially for bigger titles."}
+{"text":"I really liked the last Turbocharged mode; it's the one I play the most, along with Ultra Rapid Fire. I didn't even touch Ranked anymore because the alignment and matchmaking are honestly a bad joke."}
+{"text":"Any tips? Uninstall. Go back to normal league. Unironically. WR's ranked matchmaking is completely atrocious. It's genuinely too complex for the literal children that make up a majority of the mobile game audience."}
+{"text":"It's me again. I genuinely dk how to fix this. These types of games (picrel) keep happening and idk how I can improve and win them. Feels very unfun to always carry 4 other dead weights who dont know how to play. Note that I dont normally queue ADC, I just flexed into this role because the game forced me into it. I know as an ADC it's hard to 1v9, but even as a jungler I still struggle like this. Picrel is just the best example so far. Is there really no solution other than \"play something else\"? Why and how did Riot fuck ranked matchmaking up so bad? I tried MLBB yesterday and managed to climb to Mythical Immortal in 2 days, which was nice. Because in MLBB at least I feel like I can get some competent players past a certain rank. WR feels like everyone on my team is just playing TDM, and not only that but sucking at it and feeding."}
+{"text":"The matchmaking improved a bit, but the best solution is just to play elo inflator champions."}
+{"text":"The game gives you retarded teammates on purpose. Just pick master yi then powerfarm for the whole game until you are double the gold of you strongest opponent then farm them."}
+{"text":"Mel. I am pretty sure she will be a repeat of Fiddlesticks release."}
+{"text":"Discuss joseimuke games and those with similar appeal to the same audience"}
+{"text":"Ohhh... Wish they were flatter but I guess they need to feed my kids"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the new game playhorny was advertising in their event? Looks like its their nucani competitor, interesting I'll keep an eye out."}
+{"text":"I can just draw and gemini has better writing."}
+{"text":"Degrees of Lewdity (if you're delusional enough.)"}
+{"text":"Like them all, but I like the chemistry and intensity between MC and Gabriel. Pb portrays it really well in the story and the cards. His card was from the best that they have released so far. Worth every penny."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"My wife..."}
+{"text":"very good pic"}
+{"text":"baGODS i kneel forever..."}
+{"text":"LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED A FILTER/GATEKEEP WILL JUST GET YOUR GAME BANNED LOLIKEKS"}
+{"text":"It's a great filter to filtered your game from Steam storefront, lmao."}
+{"text":"Let's talk about this game and why Sega still hasn't released it in the US."}
+{"text":"I finally pulled the trigger and played the game. The $45 dollar skins put such a bad taste in my mouth, I was unwilling to even spend $10 to get King Ghidorah. Fuck greed. If the skins were more reasonably priced, this wouldn't be a problem."}
+{"text":"Mind the typos, I've been hitting the Jai Alai."}
+{"text":"I hate the comics characters."}
+{"text":"What if they released Sonic SatAm characters?"}
+{"text":"That would be rad"}
+{"text":"Any /vg/ Alliances?"}
+{"text":"Lol i only played that for money Wished someone told me how much i should save to get that sweet ass $3000"}
+{"text":"Also twenty plaps on Cleopatra"}
+{"text":"I've managed to defeat hetero hive mother at max difficulty using Alpha Crimson Abyss. It took me countless tries lol.Next I'll try to do it without taking any dmg."}
+{"text":"Here is proof since I don't know how to put two pics in 1 post:"}
+{"text":"And here is her BP, She is S1 with full build and non harmonized weapon"}
+{"text":"In the wake of Japan and Chinese tensions. Why don't China push Ulttanationalist agendas in gacha and bash Japan with it?"}
+{"text":"thinking normal people care about what winnie is butthurt about that week"}
+{"text":"Their gimps are shutting down anything Japanese related. Didn't you heard about the concerts were all cancelled last minute"}
+{"text":"Because most players love Japan/anime-like content and despise chinawank trash. Making chink hachas go full chinawank would crash the industry."}
+{"text":"See what happened to ZZZ when they tries to push chinawank on it."}
+{"text":"But this isn't just Chinawank, this is Japbashing where you turn the politician you hate into a caricacture and it's people's willing stooges to their actions"}
+{"text":"Slow clap to Cygames for making all the worst possible decisions with worlds beyond. Somehow they found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of success."}
+{"text":"What he heck happened?"}
+{"text":"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. /vg/ is two blocks down"}
+{"text":"crazy strat rotation"}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"How hard could it be to make an original Tales gacha? Too hard for Bandai Shitco, that's for sure."}
+{"text":"Tales of Hebephillia"}
+{"text":"Hard because your only reliable source of money is from chinks who still care about Tales, and making a 3D game is a money sink for development and maintenance. Lumineria was the blunder of the century, and they will never do an original Tales mobile after that. Which leaves you with another jpeg collector like Astoria or Link, which already ran its course. An idle/afk game would be the cheapest possible thing to make, but no one cares about those, and the IP is too niche to have tons of people to care about collecting characters just to look at them."}
+{"text":"there’s a group of devs working on a project to revive Titanfall Assault and also Titanfall Frontline. We need help searching for the following if you still have them stored: Titanfall Assault/Frontline Fankit from the website (it was never preserved in IA) The latest asset bundles for ios and android for TF Assault. Anything post launch for TF Frontline Any help is much appreciated to bring back these games and make the Titanfall Community happy and have a win for once"}
+{"text":"update: Latest ios asset bundles have been recovered"}
+{"text":"I liked titanfall assault but shouldnt they focus on titanfall online?"}
+{"text":"Too little too late. Hook a wireless controller with an adjustable back to a phone and any phone becomes a handheld"}
+{"text":"Personally i would be more excited if it had an actual wasd keyboard."}
+{"text":"It probably is the first phone with slide-out controllers since the Xperia Play. Since the US patent for phones with slide-out gamepads that Sony held ran out last year"}
+{"text":"What are the best mobile rhythm games these days?"}
+{"text":"I like Arcaea"}
+{"text":"I like arcaea"}
+{"text":"D4DJ and Arcaea hands-down."}
+{"text":"you can just talk about the music charts instead of the story"}
+{"text":"I like it a lot but I play JP version since content wise it's one year ahead. The fanbase is annoying that's true but I just don't talk to them. The actual rhythm game and charts are pretty good and it has way more songs than Diva already and it's retarded to compare them to begin with."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"nikke is indefensible at this point, the ultimate cuck game"}
+{"text":"HSR actually sold far more than LADS. LADS actually has an estimate of 31M per month and not the gorillions in the meme chart. Memechart bros???"}
+{"text":"there can be no cuck gacha unless it replicates fire emblem's cuckold mechanic game pushes you to pair your playables romantically for actual gameplay advantages until this kind of putrid garbage mechanic exists in a gacha, I can safely say there's still no actual cuckshit gacha in the market right now"}
+{"text":"My interest in Silver Palace is replacing my hype for Endfield"}
+{"text":"Wuwa didn't release seventeen 5* characters unless he counts MC as female only what is this nigger talking about???"}
+{"text":"This game, whose name I mentioned to you, has closed its global servers... Unfortunately, I personally could not play it, and I am truly sorry about that. Initially, from what I heard, it was used to finance the fifth season of the anime date a live that gave me, not only me, so many emotions. I'm here not only to share my pain, but to ask for help from all the fans of the series and the game... It would be nice to bring this game back to life!"}
+{"text":"What were they expecting when they didn’t bother to even balance character powerlevels. Whales blew their load early and everyone who saved for the laser spammer got bored pretty quick. I had a lot of fun with inverse tohka but obviously shes super underpowered compared to Mio. Fucking retards should’ve buffed her at least instead of speedrunning stupid banners."}
+{"text":"It's a very special girl's very special day! Happy birthday Mio! And Merry Christmas"}
+{"text":"Its going to be JP only and just the anime spirits isn't it."}
+{"text":"wake me up when we got origami"}
+{"text":"Anyone here playing this game? It's somewhat of a solid Idle rpg with a decent amount of strategy, fun weekly/bi-weekly banners, fun systems: pets/runes/accessories/equipment. Then there's the actual erotic character aspect, which some people love more than others, for the bloodflow."}
+{"text":"i downloaded it today will try it out"}
+{"text":"back from steamrolling through the story (i need to level up more before i can do the next chapter?) game is getting boring and i have yet to interact with the gacha"}
+{"text":"I've been playing it for about a month. Its \"ok\". Very typical \"tap thru a dozen menus with afk battles\". Alot of fucking menus, like holy shit."}
+{"text":"the progression seems quite generous but there is nothing to look forward to"}
+{"text":"I'm sure they'll re-relaunch the game in the future"}
+{"text":"But it would be a long time before relaunch."}
+{"text":"Relaunch better let us be able to fully skip ult skill animation. From what I remember, we can only shortened the animation."}
+{"text":"I'm more interested on them fixing the invisible walls They always bothered me when I was out exploring the map"}
+{"text":"Looks like they're sort of launching-not-launching the game for a couple of weeks, in order to get some sort of deal with a new global publisher."}
+{"text":"LETS TRY THIS AGAIN Disgaea RPG, A new Event is out, Etna Summer Resort Defense Battle Season 10, Part 3 Global maybe dead, but JP LIVES ON"}
+{"text":"Etna commissions"}
+{"text":"They could have made so much money if global was properly managed. And if Disgaea 6 and 7 weren't so shit. Too many ifs."}
+{"text":"I heard that 6 was shit due losing a lot of the stuff they have put into the games due the jump to 3d, but I heard that 7 was way better and I was actually thinking on getting that one, is it that bad too?"}
+{"text":"6 is probably one of the worst in the series, 7 is a definite step up from 6. I know this because I've played all 7 mainline games."}
+{"text":"Your top 5 scores are registered and tallied up to determine your reward score. With 10.4 astalos DB i got like 350k. I did two runs with that and left but ill have to go back to hunt rathian with 4 other weapons…"}
+{"text":"The whiny entitled faggot who insists every nook and cranny bends to his specific use case is not in the right for sure"}
+{"text":"700k for the layered armor"}
+{"text":"Is this the best mobile game of all time? I wish it was gay too!"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Yaoi"}
+{"text":"no black men"}
+{"text":"No. I don’t want to date them. And they are not in Yaoi. But tanned men are."}
+{"text":"Sims update"}
+{"text":"Multiplayer mobile games that are not infected with compfags? Anything similar to pubg or CodM?"}
+{"text":"Heroes Evolved. 7/8 of the player base is 3rd worlders, so ymmv."}
+{"text":"bump i loved pubg mobile when it first released"}
+{"text":"acecraft released what is acecraft? vertical scrolling shooter with rogue-like elements for obtaining buffs mid-stages there's also a co-op mode artstyle is similar to mickey mouse and cuphead tom and jerry collab event currently active"}
+{"text":"Well I made it my headcanon because incest but they're still similar"}
+{"text":"Only the Taiwanese version says it too, every other languages doesn't. Considering that using family member words like \"uncle\", \"sister\", \"grandpa\" are common for addressing people of a certain age regardless of being related to you or not, I don't think they're actually cousins."}
+{"text":"If you haven't played in a while, open the achievements tab to unlock the secret clicker minigame."}
+{"text":"So I guess they are making the owl girl playable after all"}
+{"text":"Game is already dead lol"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"vicarious experience or some other shit like this"}
+{"text":"but pandering to mlschizos saves games!!"}
+{"text":"so don't play them"}
+{"text":"It's not their fault that you can't get real female affection from real life, chud"}
+{"text":"Global released a couple of days ago. Anyone playing this game? What do you think?"}
+{"text":"oh wait actually now that I look closer is she wearing rope as a g-string? never mind, I guess still pretty hot though"}
+{"text":"it just works"}
+{"text":"How do i level up my characters? I barely started and I only have 3 characters at lv 20 each, i need more of those level up tickets, where do i get more of those?"}
+{"text":"you need to continue playing story more and unlock the resources area, there you choose EXP and grind away sorry for the late reply i stopped browsing this thread as it's been dead for a long time and i'm not that patient"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"We close another year together, Cookie Run Games players! Last call for the year is as follows: Ovenbreak Save the Day - It's the Powerpuff Girls! Meet Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup Cookie! Collect Sugar Candy to upgrade the PPG and unlock nice stuff! Beat the SHIT out of their villains and watch them jailbreak! New treasure - Sugar X - Copyright Safe! New Jelly Shapes/Costumes later this month! Lychee of the Year Voting! Kingdom Meet Chess Choco Cookie (Epic)! Alongside Glinda™ Cookie Elphaba™ Cookie from Wicked™! Wicked™ Collaboration with mini story events to obtain The Good Witch™ and The Wicked Witch™! - Do daily chores for a chance at getting these cookies and Time Limited decorations! NOW! Invitation to the Abyss! - The Beast Cookies have been invited to the Totally-Not-Grandmaster Hotel to be awestruck by Dark Enchantress Cookie coming back! Essence of Supremacy, Beast Raid Supply Shop, Gem Quest and Weaving Challenge to get Beast Cookies you missed! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You 100% want his artifact."}
+{"text":"OK I'll put off leveling him for now, especially also seeing that Stained Nougat works better for him Let my resources build back up"}
+{"text":"Definitely get Stained Nougat before he goes away, basically tailor-made to be the tagger for Barley."}
+{"text":"I'm tired of pretending that EN Gingerbrave and Wizard Cookie aren't strictly superior to their KR versions."}
+{"text":"almost all of the english dub is inherently worse because they make them 10 times more loud and obnoxious than their KR voice not helped at all that for some reason they make jeremy shada ad lib most of his lines and using his first fucking take while reading the god damn text"}
+{"text":"Have you rolled for your new tsundere yet?"}
+{"text":"Stopped playing this game after back-to-back yurishit unit release. Did they finally stop doing this?"}
+{"text":"back-to-back yurishit unit release Wait what? When did that even happen?"}
+{"text":"I don't think he's ever played this game."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know if flabbycatty meat is halal? I need to know because reasons. I only know that it's not kosher since flabbycatties lack cloven hooves."}
+{"text":"trying to play PvZ2 Reflourished but i haven't been able to find an emulator that doesn't piss me off with ads or just generally feeling gross and corporate, do any of you know any that aren't like this or will i just have to suck it up and use bluestacks"}
+{"text":"mumuplayer 12"}
+{"text":"yeah, mumu"}
+{"text":"thanks guys"}
+{"text":"Game comes out in 22 hours, where's the thread?"}
+{"text":"They removed the RNG from farming Save Data, thereby removing the core concept of the game, but kept the pointless requirement to refarm it on every character every month. To add to pointless time investments, they announced that they would nerf characters no matter how much time and money you'd put into them. The only hope now is that backlash at the end of the season causes them to backtrack."}
+{"text":"feels like you're playing a beta with all these constant changes and adjustments. Is there even any point to play at all at this point until they relase this next update?"}
+{"text":"Sereniel seems crazy as hell. I got an epiphany that generates a couple of her cost 0 lazers whenever you ravage an enemy, so you end up playing a million of them in a turn and deleting any group of enemies"}
+{"text":"People were complaining about the new characters being worse than the game breaker trio (Tressa/Cassius/Meilin) it makes sense that they had to overtuned their first limited character to make her a worthwhile investment."}
+{"text":"And now they'll overtune monsters to compensate. I love powercreep.........."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"Columbina is loved for yuribait. You people love to think your \"ML gods\" are so hated but yuritrannies on twitter love them and defend them all the time and say \"she is literally me\"."}
+{"text":"Yuritrannies are used to being cucked by yuribait. Both Sandrone and Bina are for ML love."}
+{"text":"I would love to have their playerbase and I don't even have a game. I'd shit out an rpg maker game in a weekend for them any day. would suck if I spent a ton on it thoughie"}
+{"text":"MLfags have gotta be the most insecure whiny posters here."}
+{"text":"Yurifag status: lost"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread Monster girls and tower defense. Feel free to talk about other tangentially related DMM games."}
+{"text":"MC asks Lunelka about rumors of monmusu coming here and never coming out she dismisses the idea, however now that the invisibility has worn off and the fact the mansion is much larger and very complicated on the inside due to spatial magic the rumors just started so we should probably go in and investigate Lunelka refuses as outsiders aren't supposed to be let in Vivi says there's a missing person so we need to check also this boy is the master, not an outsider MC also earnestly asks she help their investigation before Lunelka can sort her inner turmoils and concerns, monsters attracted to the mansion gloating over them after we defeat them, she admits the commanding was pretty good too Lunelka then notices something and starts sniffing MC Vivi says while being interested in him is normal for monmusu, about the earlier issue Lunelka says she'll let us in but she's a bit worried about MC's smell MC is concerned if he stinks if that were the case you wouldn't be let into the mansion Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"as we enter, we find a cave? everything about it feels exactly like one Lunelka confirms we are in fact in the witch's mansion the anti-intruder version which confuses intruders with illusive scenery the witch proudly stated it lets you get fresh air even while holed up at home! Amelie and other cave dwelling monmusu show up to repel the intruders Lunelka says they're illusions conjured from those you know the witch proudly stated so you can meet your friends without going outside! but are you actually meeting them...? are you denying the witch's words!? even if you're the master I won't forgive it! no! no! we'll probably have to fight the illusions, but Vivi also notices a black cat Lunelka doesn't recognize it, but figures it's an anti-intruder spell by the witch the illusions are defeated and they vanish Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"through the door is a volcanic area, be careful as the lava seems real as MC wonders what will appear here, a loud roar occurs we meet a new face who appraises us as a cat-eared witch, miniskirt witch, and a ...witch with an exposed belly? Vivi says she's not a witch and asks her if she's forgotten what she looks like Vivi-sama? this is Fuboa the Humbaba she protects the forest and is often searching for something if this is her first time meeting MC, then that must mean she's not an illusion which also means you entered the mansion without permission I thought I sensed a Melam(Aura/spiritual power), but now I'm not sure? huh, this boy has the same feeling as one? Vivi said he was Goshi-... Goshu, Goshujun, no Goshu? Goshu, do you have a Melam, if so please give it to me as they are mine as MC tries to ask what a Melam is, we are interrupted by more illusions the Chifa illusion is directly upfront about this being a test for MC's skills as a master Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we come to a resort after the volcano which is quite the change in temp we find 2 monmusu arguing with each other, one having apparently just tried to poison the other why the hell did you bring me a clearly poisoned drink!? you asked for a drink, there was no condition stating it had to not be poisoned normally that's common sense! these two aren't illusions and are probably also people who wandered into the mansion the two notice the crowd with the Naga especially noticing the cute crossdressing boy and that he's also Valdia's type, right? you're one to talk, Jarnagi! coughing as she switches from retorting, Valdia asks if MC wandered in here too and tries to comfort him and say she'll protect her despite their earlier fight, these 2 don't appear particularly hostile they're more interested in MC only natural considering the outfit an Ornea illusion shows up stating it's a trial to correct everyone's sexual preferences to giants the two get angry at their shota interactions being interrupted and join the fight"}
+{"text":"illusions defeated and vanished, Valdia thinks it was a strange enemy Jarnagi notes Valdia's way of speaking is strange and they start squabbling again MC thanks them for their help and they quickly switch their attention back to him happily while introducing themselves and recognizing he's probably the master they've heard about Valdia the Garuda and Jarnagi the Naga asking why they're in here, Valdia says she was provoked Jarnagi says she just noted she looked scared she's not! cough, well, that's what happened Fuboa's not sure if they're on good terms or not Lunelka says using the witch's mansion as a test of courage is rude and she wishes they would leave they'd love to, but no matter what, they could've get out the place our group came in from has also already closed up it looks like Fuboa says it okay, it might not be out, but we can move forward how so? Fuboa shifts her gaze to the next treasure chest Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Another Eden, Another Thread What are you working on lately? I've been fishing"}
+{"text":"don't play for days loading is painstakingly long again i swear they update behind my back"}
+{"text":"What does the Dragonshade stack do?"}
+{"text":"got 400 stones from cats Nice"}
+{"text":"Iphi SA, Lovinia AS, Hozuki NS SA"}
+{"text":"Been rewatching Yugioh so I love her look, but it seems really out of place for this game."}
+{"text":"Anyone playing it? I gave it a chance on a whim and am surprised by how much I liked it."}
+{"text":"Is it truly over?"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"However, due to the bankruptcy of the developer PixelTribe and the absence of responsible personnel, it has become impossible to carry out even the essential maintenance Lol As a result, we have determined that it is no longer possible to provide stable service, and we regret to inform you that Goddess Order will be terminated as of January 31, 2026 Sad I was going to try the game out"}
+{"text":"Mori Calliope. The game launched with a collab with two vtubers, her and Usada Pekora."}
+{"text":"Why is no one talking about this game? It just came out, it's a spiritual successor to Punishing Gray Raven made by the same devs with a sci-fi Babylonian/Mesopotamian setting. Oh, and you can use this code to get 30 pulls: TFBB0410"}
+{"text":"did they fucking eos it today"}
+{"text":"Get woke, go broke"}
+{"text":"They did a full pivot and committed instead of still trying a wide net just with more waifubait instead."}
+{"text":"shame, brown chick is hot"}
+{"text":"I thought so too, and as minor as the censorship for her was, I figured it was a sign the game didn't want my ilk/wouldn't make fanservicey characters so I dropped. A while later they released a titcow though, but ONE chara isn't enough for me in a roster to return or care."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"bro you dont even need 6 instances lmao 3 is probably enough If you're aiming for just Sereniel you just need 1 (one) and can reroll on the PC client. If you wanna be autistic and aim for Sereniel + Veronica then probably 3. If you want Sereniel + Veronica + more SSRs like Mei Lin then yeah probably 6 but maybe consider aiming for a sane reroll before you even know if the game is for you And yes, veronica is the best standard character in the game to aim for. Sereniel + Veronica + Mika should solve the entire game until you need a 2nd team for basin"}
+{"text":"czn cuck rushed to make the new thread kek so pathetic"}
+{"text":"Twitter is full of right-wing propaganda also"}
+{"text":"That's the only good thing about twitter"}
+{"text":"this app isn't available for your device because it was made for an older version of android Mobile games are a fucking joke."}
+{"text":"64bit phones can't run 32bit software, 64bit PCs can run 32bit software but Intel and AMD are thinking of removing the hardware feature that allows since it occupies space in the CPUs"}
+{"text":"I hear that making and maintaining phone apps is tough on the devs because of all the different hardware and OS versions."}
+{"text":"what are you running. I come to realize it may be a software as the system is more closed on mobile"}
+{"text":"that's how we lost Haramase Simulator for android"}
+{"text":"This is now lost media. Adult Swim abandoned it and now it can't be played on any modern phones."}
+{"text":"Please tell me I'm not the only one in this shithole who likes Kemco's cellphone games."}
+{"text":"currently have the mood to play single player jarpigs in phone so out of all kemco games which one has the best waifus? bonus if they are also sexo only played both quester games and rev dogma so far"}
+{"text":"do they have any sci fi rpgs that you recommend?"}
+{"text":"Any of you anons played through Fernz Gate? Used to play some kemco games years back and this was the only name I remembered so I must've liked it enough back then, wondering if it's actually decent."}
+{"text":"i prefer sheer selection than romance personally but is there any from kemco? from what i seen the games has 2 to 3 girls tops maybe i should play asdivine series? seems like its considered one of the better games"}
+{"text":"I like the Dragon family of games. For me, Dragon Sinker is still the best followed by Alvastia Chronicles = Dragon Prana. Dragon Lapis is dead last for being too grindy for its own good. Honorable mention to Blacksmith of the Sand Kingdom for having some semblance of gameplay. Haven't played any new Kemco games lately."}
+{"text":"What I say is real and what is fake"}
+{"text":"How do I know when a game is made by AI so I can avoid them?"}
+{"text":"If you can't tell, then you shouldn't worry about it."}
+{"text":"I want to believe I am playing a real game"}
+{"text":"How do anons usually play mobile games? On phones, tablets, emulators, or PC clients? I'm planning on using my old phone (OnePlus 7 Pro) as my main mobile gaming device. Why I'm not using my current phone is because I don't know if it's true or not but I don't want to ruin the battery life."}
+{"text":"Emus and PC client Phone for auto farming/when Im PC doomscrolling"}
+{"text":"My phone is about as old as yours and the battery shows no signs of wear. Maybe it's that well-made or perhaps I took good care of it. I've been using it a lot, mostly for web browsing, but also a lot of gaming."}
+{"text":"Google Play Games for more demanding ones"}
+{"text":"PC clients are the best. For actual png collectors I just play that on the phone."}
+{"text":"Can someone gives me a feedback of my horse prince ???"}
+{"text":"Hes too skinny."}
+{"text":"From NetEase. free-to-play next-gen MMORPG featuring a stunning open-world, a high level of freedom, and an engaging social system. All of this is delivered with cutting edge technology including an ambitious AI powered NPC system and top-notch ray tracing technology to shatter the visual quality ceiling for this genre."}
+{"text":"Weekly 4 trial bosses for 6p, 2 raid dungeons for 12p and 1 roguelike mode run to get RNG gear upgrade Daily short rng dungeon for willpower relics that seem to be your horizontal progress as they are unique for each season Honorable guild wars at weekend PvP also has rank match for 12vs12 and 3v3, the 3v3 mode does not use your gear stats The dungeon gear get sent to welfare store after several weeks There are also some specialized pvp gear that drop from Guild wars and an field map pvp event, they have anti-boss stats replaced with anti-human which give you roughly 5% more atk/def for pvp per piece"}
+{"text":"Most of the mechanics are explained ingame, there's a Guide button in the ESC menu for general stuff. Dungeons have a little walkthrough button at corner. There's also a dumb ingame \"chat bot\" that will explain stuff if you ask it the right glossary term. Idk why they stilll havent' replaced that thing with chatgpt like WWM. For character stats there's a detailed view on right and dungeon-simulation on the left, you can also test your dps in the dummy arena by going to guild hall > turn left and talk to the guy near the 2 dummies > go to arena > talk to the guy on the right to start private instance. Stats are pretty self-explanatory but some of them have vague working mechanic DEF reduces your damage taken by a percentage value that uses the formula like damage reduction = DEF / ( DEF + X) where X is a hidden variable that changes with each patch, like 2000 or 3000 for now. HIT is accuracy, Block is actually EVA that negates accuracy, evaded (or blocked) hit can't crit and do 50% less damage, some skills or passives allow Perfect Evasion that nullifies damage completely. Shield is damage negation by a flat value scaled with skill multiplier, for example if you take 1000 damage after DEF reduction from a skill with 200% multiplier then with 100 Shield you will take 800 damage. Shield Break negates Shield but if your target has vastly higher Shield (double, triple of yours) then it will scale up higher too. Elemental ATK is another layer of ATK but it ignores all damage reductions aside from Elemental RES. Counter or Anti is also another layer of ATK/DEF but it works only against the specified target."}
+{"text":"There's also a dumb ingame \"chat bot\" I love how it says it doesn't know the answer to most things. Dumb little shit"}
+{"text":"also forgot about this but Willpower is funny word for Magick, or Mind Power the \"Willpowers\" that you equip are like Secret Inner Cultivation Arts, \"Cycle\" is Resonance Effect bonus for stacking elements, you want level 3 Fire most of the time, along with level 3 Metal for crits. Wood is flexible, can replace Metal unless you are going for a crit - burst setup. Earth for tanking and frontlining in pvp. Water is for healer only, or going all in as tank. \"Suxin\" is the healing stance for healer, idk why they keep mentioning that when you class isn't even healer. Yeah it's dumb af, you need to ask it precisely the term you want to know. Usually it can also spew out how to acquire a skill if you mention the name."}
+{"text":"Yeah it's dumb af, you need to ask it precisely the term you want to know I guess it's too expensive to send an LLM the game's entire wikia as context each time a player makes a request, so we end up with that retarded cutie"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know or remember this game? I remember playing it when I was in high school ten years ago, and although I remember completing it, my mind simply forgot how it ends. If anyone knows anything more or has any other anecdotes about it, please feel free to comment, especially since it's an old mobile game that very few people know exists, and because of this, technical information is scarce."}
+{"text":"Any anons have any suggestions for games pretty much identical to Raid, but with scifi aesthetics? My favourite aesthetic is post-apoc, dystopian or cyberpunk, so my dream game would be based on something like Shadowrun, Fallout, Borderlands etc. I think there are Marvel and Star Wars ones, but there are no words for how much I despise those franchises."}
+{"text":"Your fav mmorpgs/ online games you play where the community isnt filled with chinese bots or asks you to get raped by billion microtransactions ( i would fr agree to get raped for 100 though)"}
+{"text":"old school runescape"}
+{"text":"wait for heartopia it's a lifesim where upto 12 players are loaded in a session"}
+{"text":"i started playing albion recently and it seems decently fun, but it's kinda boring for me playing without someone else... in case you want to play it w/me and talk a little, my ign is qu7nn. i don't remember the server structure, but i think i'm on the only north american one?"}
+{"text":"Villagers & Heroes is pretty fun"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Do we like this game?"}
+{"text":"what is it"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"You did save your bells for Famido and Ricano right? You won't make the bros separate right?"}
+{"text":"Who's the second half though…"}
+{"text":"skip unless his kit is really good/fun like the one 'leaked' a long time ago"}
+{"text":"wet fart"}
+{"text":"Fucking finally. I guess i was right in my assumtion they would do a hatrick, but at least he ain't limited."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Z2 was apparently making millions a month off this game, even right before it was going to be shut down. Does anyone think Madrona will be able to do that? Waiting games like this dont match up with the current era markets and modern mobile audiences. It needs a lot of work. Its good, but I cant say I enjoy waiting 24 hours for a building I spend the day grinding concrete for. I also hate that units i pay for with real money can do 15 damage in their turn just by random chance. Nonetheless, lets hope they expand on boss strikes like Z2 failed to do. I like shrow too uwu"}
+{"text":"shame this threads dyin, BN is a great game and a great community because we literally revived it from the fucking dead."}
+{"text":"Hi there, lately i've been watching videos on youtube about ZZZ and noticed that all the youtubers have a third party currency seller sponsor and that got me thinking about it. How can these sites send you currency in the first place while only needing your uid and region. When i open the game i can only buy currency directly, theres no \"gift to a friend\" option. Just to cover my ass here im not advertising any site and i would apreciate the same sentiment. Im also open to know more about their business strategy. I think all this sites are just a way for people to launder money, thats why they don't mind selling it at a loss from the actual currency as they get to actually have clean money but i wouldnt mind being proven otherwise, i dont really believe in the \"buy the currency from another country to make it cheaper\" strat but who knows."}
+{"text":"Some gachas have official third party top ups where you just insert your UID, pick a pack, and swipe and it shows up in game. No clue how to get this one cheaper so comment about this ends here. buy the currency from another country to make it cheaper This one works though, especially for globally launched games. I have a Turkish account made only for swiping gachas and I pay 30% less than US prices before Jewgle fixed the prices and pegged most packs to the USD. Some games still have far cheaper prices if you swipe from Turkey/Nigeria, not all tho. For this one, I know people who swipe in their currency and just make money off the rate of their packs. For example, USD: 99.99 Turkish Lira: 40 USD Asking price: 60 USD they make $20 off swiping for you tho only retards will let others swipe for them as it takes 5 min to set up a Playstore acc with another country's billing info. Dont know if it's patched but I've got Google accounts from multiple countries so I can hard swipe with the cheapest prices possible. These days swiping with the US dollar is usually the cheapest option. I'm a maxed diamond whale btw and I check prices of the gachas I play across multiple countries."}
+{"text":"Anyone still playing this? How is it these days?"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"One of the most retarded reddit thing covid tourists like you keep on repeating."}
+{"text":"And it will make more than 10 times your favourite gacha, looks like you got a lot more seething to do"}
+{"text":"you get metal rock you get cute girls put two together Simple"}
+{"text":"It really isn't that hard. Simply give us a Male and Female MC and make only the opposite sex attracted to us. There done, I solved it."}
+{"text":"Ho-oh is sad, it never received a cool card beside that Neo 18/64 one."}
+{"text":"They scammed you hard. Theyre gonna grade those cards and make a fuck ton of profit off your stupid ass."}
+{"text":"Wait the Greninja promo came out in chinkese but not in jap? Did the kingdra also come out?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it does exist from the Japanese printing press, but I think its worth more then Greninja. (could be wrong)"}
+{"text":"Fug I i need this"}
+{"text":"3D was a MISTAKE"}
+{"text":"It's always sad watching a midlife crisis happen in real time."}
+{"text":"why wont they make games that look like THIS"}
+{"text":"Because it's a waste of resources. You'll either be unable to see most of the map or your player model will tiny. At least the realistic looking ones used an actual game engine instead of concept art."}
+{"text":"mandatory trans and pride shit It most certainly is not."}
+{"text":"That is what this thread is all about, yes."}
+{"text":"have three lid stamps pikachu has not appeared so what's going on"}
+{"text":"be jew nosepass keeps spawning in my house so what's going on"}
+{"text":"i wonder where that guy who would post 4-5 different versions of the same infographic every event went"}
+{"text":"Weekly challenge is walking 30 km Is this game made for Americans or what? I walk 30 in a day."}
+{"text":"Stamps received from friends will not count toward the number of stamps needed in the reward track to encounter Pikachu with a Location Background. that's so gay"}
+{"text":"Lucario has a nice ass PROVE ME WRONG"}
+{"text":"to cushion the impact force of my hips against his ass"}
+{"text":"NIGGA"}
+{"text":"DAMN SHE THICC"}
+{"text":"he has CHEEKS"}
+{"text":"And fags will say this is a \"Masculine\" pokemon top kek"}
+{"text":"I hate fucking reddit man (long story) what happened to good old pixel art new games by GF should NOT be 3d they spend all the times worried about the damn bugs that they dont make actually good games anymore gen 8 was the only one that looked like an actual polished game and even then the wild area was bad in a lot of areas what the fuck happened to polished games that look good. Here I attached an image of what I expect from a pokemon game. PERSONALITY not souless models that make no bold moves maybe have a distinct style for a generation for a change? we all know gen 10 is going to be the same as gen 9 and it doesn't make any fucking sense. I want 200 x 200 sprites. unlimited color. NO OCTOPATH STYLE keep it normal. octopath is just going to make more workload and they can't handle that much workload Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"doesn't know how to draw"}
+{"text":"be him \"When life gives you lemons piss in them and squeeze it into your own eyes\""}
+{"text":"what the fuck happened to pixel art 3D development. By the end of the 2000's there was no pixel-safe console in production from ANY the manufacturers, even the long-standing refuge of Nintendo's handhelds went to 3 D, forcing the industry as a whole to either migrate to 3D, while not actually guaranteed to be successful at it OR capable of producing games in that medium, or sticking to 2D pixelshit and retreating to mobile phones as the only outlet for any such offerings. Video games and their consoles have never been aimed at poors, even if they eventually cut their buy-in to allow poors to join (my mother spent over a hundred pound sterling for my old grey brick Game Boy in '91 in a tax-free region, I spent 90 Irish Punts on my color Game Boy and Yellow released in 2000). Small wonder they haven't actually bothered with pixelshit games since (barring cheapo studios and indie spastics making a game in their basement), the poors are all playing on mobile, thus they don't need to bother trying to tempt them. They made their concession to their wallet while still wanting to game."}
+{"text":"I mean you are right. The thing is pokemon is THE role model if they kept going they could have set the standard for modern pixel games. It's actually in a better spot now because now they can make pixel art game and nostalgia bait while making a good product. Now is the time more than ever."}
+{"text":"this nigga is FUMING"}
+{"text":"Liko humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"I know! It baffles me that we got 2 beach episodes, yet neither of them had a close up of her feet. it also lowkey pissed me off that Roy wore sandals the whole time in the first couple of seasons, thank god hes wearing normal shoes now. The best we've got of Likos feet is this. heres hoping we get more..."}
+{"text":"That's like if you called a fag a homo and they went \"b-but I'm bisexual\" Basically the same thing, faggot"}
+{"text":"Liking teens and liking pre-teens is NOT the same."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"That you already played the \"its not doing well\" card in this thread."}
+{"text":"Pure fucking kino"}
+{"text":"literally anything to do beyond the main story, Emma storyline Battle Maison which is dozens if not hundreds of hours of replayable content by itself Battle Institute Mega Stone collecting Seems like there’s plenty of “real content”. Did you actually play the game? xy is severely lacking in comparison to older games, How? What’s missing?"}
+{"text":"compare to hgss: gym leader and e4 rematches pokeathlon bug catching contests safari zone pokewalker battle frontier, which dwarfs the maison in scale other version's box legendary kanto and hoenn starters golden leaves collecting props collecting seals secret trademons (steven's beldum, surge's french pikachu, brock's rhyhorn, jasmine's steelix) XY has next to nothing in comparison, its biggest selling point in terms of content is the battle maison which is nothing compared to the battle frontier"}
+{"text":"compare to [remake of an already finished game with no new region and no new pokemon] also I’m going to pretend trainer customization, super training, amie, PR videos, battle institute, super triples, super rotations, battle chateau, and friend safari don’t exist ah so the problem is just that you’re a disingenuous retard. I see."}
+{"text":"uh it's supposed to be easy actually Doesn't sound like it when you start criticizing the DS entries for it. Maybe you're just a dishonest guy with no consistent opinions."}
+{"text":"G O L D E N E R A"}
+{"text":"this thread is dedicated to Heatmor"}
+{"text":"what romhacks was those?"}
+{"text":"I remember he was in my championship team in Desolation"}
+{"text":"Zados also, an additional link to the official forums would be nice"}
+{"text":"I legit thought that this was a shitpost by some fake leaker when it was first leaked."}
+{"text":"I'm in the rare camp of being just sort of \"fine\" with MStarmie. I've got issues with it, but I see positives as well. Easy Mode: -I like that it's a tokusatsu. I agree with the opposing sentiment that \"just because its a reference, it doesn't mean it's good\", but in this case, I find it comforting. Pokemon's originally based extremely heavily on tokusatsu media, and with any franchise, age and changing of the guard means visions wax and wane. MStarmie being such a stupid, in-your-face reference to a semi obscure kaiju type reassures me that they're still drawing from the same origins. I like that. -While hard shifting to a \"haha funni\" design on an otherwise cool and mysterious Pokemon, isn't something I agree with, I do appreciate that they're using its more humanoid proportions for expressiveness. I find that silly hands-on-hips superhero pose on a star shaped body, reminds me directly of Starman from Kirby, or Starman from Earthbound. -Jumping off that last point, the fact that it's doing outright karate-like moves I think looks genuinely cool, in a whimsical sort of way. I'd like to see that expanded more, do full on flying jump kicks and whatnot. Hard Mode: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't hate him I hate fags trying to pretend that he wasn't designed directly by someone fucking around in a 3D CAD software like most pokemon past gen 6."}
+{"text":"Fandom influence is always bad."}
+{"text":"(cont) Whether you like that \"man-in-rubber-suit\" aesthetic is a fair question up for debate, but it absolutely works to elicit it."}
+{"text":"After Exeggutor and Meowth, I knew this had to be real."}
+{"text":"the only pokemon who matter"}
+{"text":"all dogshit What did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"gyarakino runs this shit"}
+{"text":"Can't be a true ribbon master unlike Scykino Gyaradogshit is a peasant."}
+{"text":"Scyther may be my favorite Pokémon after all just like that anon said"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't it be funny if 10 or 20 years from now the list will go down to only Pikachu, Eevee, and Porygon?"}
+{"text":"Why did game freak give her such prominent vagina bones?"}
+{"text":"why would you want to fuck this creature?"}
+{"text":"meowh how do you respond?"}
+{"text":"how do you respond? Any last words before I use my flamethrower, you ugly piece of shit?"}
+{"text":"get off ya stinky cat"}
+{"text":"Protean Chilling Water ggez"}
+{"text":"Man Edition Continuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AU Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Ooh, more Pokemon affliges?"}
+{"text":"Stopgap measure is right. You can really feel what a mess the whole thing is. Appreciated that our autist Vape doesn't take self-contradictory nonsense lying down. blowing air into his body First of all - kinda sus. Second of all, how did she know she could do that? Has she worked with a Vaporeon before do we think? I don't envy whoever has to figure bathroom ergonomics for transformees out. Seems the 'shao instinct has a practical mindset. Probably explains why it doesn't get in Etienne's way TOO much. Heh, \"soldier\" on. \"some pictures hanging\" and \"some of the pictures on the wall\" might be better as \"some pictures hanging on the wall\" and \"some of them\" to avoid the repetition of the word \"pictures\". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bonk"}
+{"text":"Time to meet mountain noodle's comrades! A weasel and two unknowns walk into a barracks..."}
+{"text":"She tried to cheer him up by doing that belly thing, but accidentally broke his surface tension."}
+{"text":"create the perfect pokémon create 1,000 more pokémon afterwards has anything come close?"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to come up with exceptions to this. Togepi? Wobuffet?"}
+{"text":"easier to make plushies and other merch of when you don't have to worry about anatomy"}
+{"text":"It's like most of the 800+ that were made later are completely unnecessary"}
+{"text":"Espeon & Umbreon"}
+{"text":"just focus on that one and don't bother making more it's that simple"}
+{"text":"Need more Youngmethio episodes pls."}
+{"text":"Scent ball. Lures them into touching it."}
+{"text":"Fair enough."}
+{"text":"Someone post the webm"}
+{"text":"Why can't it be a full anime series?"}
+{"text":"imagine watching garbage"}
+{"text":"At least he doesn't have to larp."}
+{"text":"Struck a nerve didja"}
+{"text":"Well ok, looks cute enough"}
+{"text":"Means you hit too close to the mark"}
+{"text":"monkey thread?"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"know what"}
+{"text":"I don't trust that face"}
+{"text":"He's trustworthy."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post and discuss abnormally big or small Pokemon. Small humans with normal-sized Pokemon are acceptable too. Please try keeping things SFW, since this is a blue board."}
+{"text":"I thought that was an abnormally small Groudon with his trainer from the thumbnail."}
+{"text":"I like the idea of shrinking shocks, but if I may ask. does an increase in voltage increase the shrinking?"}
+{"text":"receiving both an intense shock and the vertigo of shrinking at the same time would probably be a bit overwhelming, not that it would stop my plusle"}
+{"text":"Man i seriously miss the watercolor art, ive always loved watercolor to begin with and it just fits for pokemon especially to me"}
+{"text":"Even more based"}
+{"text":"Watercolor is overrated and Sugimori is a hack who ruined the franchise by throwing Masuda under the bus."}
+{"text":"he's even more based than i thought"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Some new big tits may slop will be fine"}
+{"text":"chokes you with his ribbon feelers"}
+{"text":"I uhh, I think your Sylveon is deflating"}
+{"text":"Trans creature Now and always We own it. Its ours not youres And there is NOTHING you stupid CHUDS can do about it! :3"}
+{"text":"happy ribbon dog noises"}
+{"text":"Terrakion ass Edition"}
+{"text":"The paradox mons are easy to get shiny."}
+{"text":"It's not like there is anything that's hard to get shiny in SV"}
+{"text":"Just that everything cool is shiny locked. SV legitimately sucks to shiny hunt in because even MM is busted and inefficient."}
+{"text":"i found hatching eggs in SV, while really fast with how quick you get them from the picnic thing and how fast you can hatch them with flame body or whatever its called i had the WORST luck hatching shinies with MM in SV, the odds are what 1/500 or so? i had multiple attempts still take me well over 1000 tries"}
+{"text":"meanwhile there's me doing full odds eggs instead got a shiny sprigatito after 2100 eggs"}
+{"text":"Mythical Pokémon thread! Post Mythical Pokémon!"}
+{"text":"Done?"}
+{"text":"Not yet"}
+{"text":"Discuss husbando Worship husbando Bully husbando Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc. Last thread: TQ: What's your husbando's online activity like? Does he have any favorite websites or online content? Is he online at all? Tell us all about it!"}
+{"text":"Fuck"}
+{"text":"sweaty..."}
+{"text":"My face in there"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"artists thought he was gonna be 180cm+ hahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"Why are prize pack cards legal but signed cards aren't?"}
+{"text":"Local store will start giving out prize packs series 8 starting this weekend Welp, guess it's time for a well deserved vacation. See you all on rotation day!"}
+{"text":"My LGS started giving them away a few weeks ago. The pulls have been universally bad."}
+{"text":"There just isn't ANYTHING to pull for. Complete lack of value. They should've put secret box and hero's cape in it."}
+{"text":"God forbid they reprint the good Ace Specs (OK Trolley is good, but that's besides the point). Neo Upper is also $15."}
+{"text":"The yellow represents Mega Starmie niggers and the blue one represents Mega Starmie critics"}
+{"text":"You clearly also don't care about getting the joke right, either."}
+{"text":"I do not care about you."}
+{"text":"Based and true Two things can be true at once anon"}
+{"text":"I like how M-Starmie actually subverts the expectation about Megaevolution design by focusing pretty much exclusively on behavior of Pokemon and not it's look. Also I like how it plays with already established Starmie lore - plenty of Starmie's dex entries connect it to space and speculate about it's alien nature and here we have the alleged aylmao frantically attempting to act like a human, kinda skinwalker-style. It's bizarre, baffling and kind of stupid but in an interesting way. Could it be done better? Maybe, but I feel like presentation of Pokemon games is way too limited to sell the \"it tries to act like human\" idea even more. In manga, anime and other media there's more space for that, tho."}
+{"text":"I can't help it dumb niggers exist. And you getting pissy about my views isn't going to stop me from sharing them, cry about it loser."}
+{"text":"I must admit, that Iris can be beautiful  for a ooga booga sheboon negress"}
+{"text":"ban everybody on the board probably for the best"}
+{"text":"She's not black dough"}
+{"text":"projecting It's always the absolute worst people who assume everyone else is just like they are"}
+{"text":"^^^"}
+{"text":"Understood"}
+{"text":"Be Nintendo own the biggest earning franchise in the world. Could have used this opportunity to make a good ad for their mobile game. Instead hire a bunch of imbeciles and idiots from third world countries to have the fakest reaction to their game I have ever seen or scream constantly. This might be the most garbage ad I have seen in my 20+ years of living. The worse part is knowing that Nintendo has the budget to make a better ad than this shit."}
+{"text":"Don’t worry anon just a scammer redeeming his gift cards he got from old people."}
+{"text":"This is how I picture most of this fanbase looks like now"}
+{"text":"Exactly. So true."}
+{"text":"what is this shitty camera quality and lighting? I'm mad this dude got paid for such low effort shit but then I need to remember corpos are retards who think AI looks good"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"Gen 6 is the most underrated Pokemon generation. It gave us: XY: the best initial pair of games ORAS: the best remakes Mega Evolution: the best battle mechanic A lot of cool lore about Mega Evolution, the Draconids, etc Just because we didn't get a \"Z game\" people perceive Gen 6 as \"incomplete\", but that's incorrect. My hypothesis is that Z didn't happen precisely because XY were fairly complete as is, especially compared to previous initial pairs. So instead, they finished all the lore with ORAS."}
+{"text":"gen 7 ruined zygarde"}
+{"text":"Yes you do. What makes BW better than XY?"}
+{"text":"There are actually reasons to play USUM over XY. I can’t say the same about BW."}
+{"text":"Genuinely try and defend Brawl's mechanical changes. Actually explain why they're good without resorting to \"Melee bad\" as an argument"}
+{"text":"There are actually reasons to play USUM over XY Like being superior in literally every regard."}
+{"text":"Jiggly Psyduck pudding"}
+{"text":"shaun?!"}
+{"text":"I almost feel bad about these. Took hours to make, took a few minutes to gulp down"}
+{"text":"wtf just don't be fat"}
+{"text":"HEY MILLENIALS REMEMBER KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????"}
+{"text":"so something based then"}
+{"text":"I was going to say, \"they already did, they're at 140\" but then I saw Brenden doesn't have EX and I remembered the level limit is 200 now. But yeah, anybody at level 140+ should have continued investment. Depends on the unit. I don't have Clair, so I don't know. The rule of thumb is the closer they are to the current year, the better. But also, it's not like this is a PvP game. If you like Clair, then roll for her. Don't let a moron like me dictate how you play. Squeeze as much enjoyment as you can from this bullshit game."}
+{"text":"Brendan doesn't need EX to do heavy damage with his buddy move every sync, two of them will clear any stage at 1/5 and no EX, if you use Elio's buddy move and circle you'll also add phys up next to his moves"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't know because I don't have him. If there's any you feel I missed, let them know."}
+{"text":"Weekly all-male chart."}
+{"text":"Can you really call it an all Male chart without Chuck or Oak?"}
+{"text":"I think that these two are the coolest box legendaries, and I'm tired of pretending they're not."}
+{"text":"Sword and Shield is when they moved to more rectangular Switch style cases so they designed box legends who take up horizontal space like fucking retards. Luckily the Scarlet and Violet designers were more smart and gave us designs that compliment the case shape"}
+{"text":"more lines doesn't make a design better, it just makes it busier"}
+{"text":"most times but it's contextual and situational rather than an objective rule. Otherwise Pikachu would have no back stripes and a completely straight tail"}
+{"text":"The newer designs have a shit load of lines just with far more boring silhouettes like"}
+{"text":"Name another generation where all 3 starters are worse in looks, usability and popularity."}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"two men cuddling cringe"}
+{"text":"Better, but holy underbite!"}
+{"text":"except it doesn’t"}
+{"text":"ITS COOL BECAUSE LE REFERENCE Yes."}
+{"text":"Massive improvement over the current design This one's the best though. Just hide its face under the upper jaw at all times and it gives the design a completely different vibe"}
+{"text":"You never go ass to mouth"}
+{"text":"no schizo pls"}
+{"text":"emolga just has some dedicated type of cutedomcoomer poster here"}
+{"text":"Cutedom is based though. I miss the /trash/ threads"}
+{"text":"missing the most obvious one Ivyfag you're not fooling anyone"}
+{"text":"What has Ivyfag done other than have poor taste in a waifumon?"}
+{"text":"exposed the furry 'cord that tries to control the board"}
+{"text":"How come Sabrina originally used a whip?"}
+{"text":"They also captured that feeling of exploring and collecting items so you can explore and collect even more"}
+{"text":"9 nights of op bumping"}
+{"text":"Oh so the thread should be bumped even more hmm"}
+{"text":"would bite"}
+{"text":"Probably scratches the same itch Pokemon does, except with items instead of 'mons. Collect them and use them to unlock more"}
+{"text":"The NORMAL trio. Fuck off with your stupid revisionism thank you very much"}
+{"text":"Normal duo"}
+{"text":"Cope"}
+{"text":"Huh?!"}
+{"text":"probably remove the visual gimmick altogether since it doesnt work too well in 3d. miltank was always whitney's most iconic mon anyway"}
+{"text":"of all the fucking pokemon chansey is the one that does 80 fucking damage with a fucking physical attack what were they thingken?"}
+{"text":"This remains the best Pokemon game on the Nintendo Switch. By far."}
+{"text":"Pikachu > Eevee"}
+{"text":"I know I usually don't post about my nuzlockes unless I'm beginning or ending them now but I wanted to tell you all about my battle against the gym leader of Ecruteak City Morty. Before the battle while in his gym, Hoothoot evolved into Noctowl and Spinarak evolved into Ariados. The two newly evolved pokemon would be put to good use and turned what could have been a hard battle into a one sided battle. First Ariados used Shadow Sneak and killed Mortys Ghastly instantly and then did the same to his first Haunter which did land a Curse but all it meant was Ariados had to be returned and out came Noctowl who turned out to be a menace because Mortys Gengar did absolutely nothing to Noctowl, Gengar used Hypnosis but Noctowls Insomnia kept it awake and also managed to put Gengar to sleep with it's own Hypnosis. Then Noctowl made sure to use Reflect incase Gengar woke up and used Sucker Punch before annihilating Gengar with Confusion. As for the second and final Haunter, Noctowl did the same thing, Reflect, Hypnosis and Confusion, one Curse from Haunter did nothing and only contributed to Mortys defeat. This made me extremely happy. I had lost four pokemon recently that could have been useful against Morty so I thought I was screwed, I'm happy that things turner out more than just fine against Morty."}
+{"text":"Today has been exhausting. I caught a Wooper in Cliff Cave and I later also caught a Chinchou and a Diglett. Afterwards I beat the gym leader of Olivine City Jasmine. First I sent Ariados against her Magnemite who I had taught Dig. Unfortunately Magnemite used Thunder Wave first to paralyse Ariados which prevented Ariados from using Dig and then a Thunderbolt nearly killed him. So I switched out to Tauros who also nearly got killed by Thunderbolt so I switched out to Magneton instead. Taking out her first Magnemite took forever as it kept using Thunder Wave and Super Sonic on Magneton, I took the time to heal Ariados because luckily enough Magneton was strong enough to take hits and eventually after enough Sparks and using Thunder Wave to give Magnemite a taste of its own medicine, the first Magnemite was taken out. Next Jasmine sent out her second and final Magnemite in which I had Ariados use Dig against and despite another Thunder Wave paralysing Ariados, he managed to land a Dig which took out Magnemite instantly. Finally she sent out her powerful Steelix, I sent out Tentacool to use Surf but Steelix was way to powerful and used a Iron Tail to nearly kill Tentacool, not liking how things where, I decided to quickly heal Tauros but sacrificing Tentacool who was killed by another Iron Tail. Tauros came in to finish off Steelix with Surf and it was eventually over. After that battle came a long and exhausting moment dealing with Team Rocket and there bullshit at the Radio Tower."}
+{"text":"In my battle against Team Rocket Executive Petrel, I lost a team member and I was constantly worried. First Noctowl uses Confusion to kill his first Koffing and then his Weezing which manages to poison Noctowl with Sludge so I send out Mankey against his next Koffing to heal Noctowl but unfortunately despite Mankey best effort, it also gets poisoned by Sludge and taken out by a Tackle. Noctowl comes in and takes out the Koffing with Confusion and proceeds to destroy his next two Koffings with Confusion as well but one Koffing managed to lower Noctowls accuracy with Smokescreen, not wanting to risk it, I had Magnetoncome out and finish off the final Koffing with Spark, when it's accuracy was lowered, I just had Magneton use Lock On before using Spark. This battle made me anxious because his pokemon can Self Destruct at any moment. While dealing with Team Rocket, Wooper evolved into Quagsire and then I took on the final three remaining Team Rocket Executives. Against Proton, Magneton took out Golbat with Spark and Noctowl took out Weezing with Zen Headbutt. Against Ariana, Noctowl took out Arbok with Zen Headbutt, Magneton took out Murkrow with Spark and Noxtowl took out Vileplume with Fly. And against Archer, Gyarados took out Houndour and Houndoom with Surf while Noctowl took out Koffing with Zen Headbutt. After all those Team Rocket battles, I have Team Rocket Fatigue but they are finally gone. Any advice for Clair?"}
+{"text":"You should blogpost every playthrough regularly. VP is fucking dead anyways. Appreciate u actually posting about gameplay"}
+{"text":"those nicknames Kill yourself For real this time"}
+{"text":"Based names and based playthrough"}
+{"text":"Post cute male characters!"}
+{"text":"Hop's pretty happy to see Victor huh ;)"}
+{"text":"who wouldn't"}
+{"text":"sadly never because of women"}
+{"text":"dex so awful it killed pokemania"}
+{"text":"My theory is the autistic weirdos that still clung onto Pokemon after the movie were bullied by normalfags. They moved online due to loneliness and made a bubble for themselves, forming this loud minority opinion that Johto was universally beloved. After all, you wouldn't need to talk to strangers online if you could talk to those around you. Looking at their comments about art direction, game difficulty, and the anime, it makes a lot more sense if they weren't around for gen 1 first."}
+{"text":"not surprising if true. gen 1 fags are facebook moms and gen 2 fags have been terminally online for 25 years"}
+{"text":"lol, this isn't what happened at all. If anything this is more accurate during gen 3. Gen 2 was still mainstream up into mid 2001. That is when people moved on. When gen 3 came out in 2003 in the states, that is when people who still stuck with Pokemon moved to online forums and you had to \"hide\" your interest in Pokemon."}
+{"text":"Mid 2001 is like 6 months after GS and before Crystal in the states. It's also when the anime took a nosedive in pace. The decline in interest was happening before that."}
+{"text":"It's also when the anime took a nosedive in pace. The decline in interest was happening before that Brock leaving was the beginning fo the end. Yeah, he came back, but I remember a lot of my friends stop caring once that happened. Also didn't help that they dropped fan favorites like Charizard and Squirtle in early Johto. People talk about the \"filler\", but the huge drop in interest really started between the episode Charizard leaves and Squritle leave. Also they droppped Heracross around that time period too. Just really dumb writing."}
+{"text":"Up or sidegrade"}
+{"text":"why does it have Ryotsu's unibrow?"}
+{"text":"the thumbnail made it seem like it has eyelashes and now I'm horny for a fucking red & white ball"}
+{"text":"Yeah its really dumb. I don't even think there's any reason behind it, other than \"we made it a boss fight, therefore its a Noble Pokemon, and we didn't take 2 seconds to think of the implications\" This I dont hate H-Voltorb or anything (aside from the stupid lore shit but who cares), but it generally looks worse imo. The Voltorb line was a cute in-universe twist on a mimic, given a little bit of lore as a tsukomogami, but not anything that was meant to be super duper serious. Its a gag mon that looks like a pokeball (and only logically could be mistaken for one from the perspective of a 2D game), but it just fucking explodes constantly. As such, the original design is appropriately simple and silly. Just a pair of gnards, one pissed off, one smug. HVoltorb/Electrode are more detailed, made to look like they were carved, but they lose a lot of that simpler charm in the process. Their color schemes, while logical, are also way worse."}
+{"text":"After Paradox mons and Tera as a whole, I've given up on any hope of GF trying to have any sort of logic or consistency to their lore and world building. Shit just happens and they lazily try to justify it after the fact, if at all."}
+{"text":"A thread for the creation and discussion of fan fiction and other fanworks - anything that involves a story and/or reading. What've you been reading? What've you been writing? What would you like to see more of? Thread question: What are your reasons for dropping a fic and which fics were they? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Speaking of ninjas, I'm using the tree and water walking from Naruto"}
+{"text":"Third time I just read a chapter and a new one comes out How does this keep happening!"}
+{"text":"It's all good, this'll be the last for a couple weeks, you're blowing me away at how fast you're getting through my shit with all that analysis. Also, I felt like I should probably tell you so you're not waiting ages for a plot twist that isn't coming and it'd be months before it becomes clear Looker S doesn't have anything to do with Seringue, I forgor the character it's meant to be shares the first three letters of her name with our local poisoner. It's just a little nod to my filthy degenerate yuri ships."}
+{"text":"In any case; I WILL read it all this month! Also, no way in Hell am I gonna read that spoiler, even if it's a joke, I ain't risking that."}
+{"text":"you just need to write battles in an entertaining way"}
+{"text":"Hey /vp/ do you buy pokemon merch"}
+{"text":"Mostly plushies but yeah I buy a good chunk of Pokemon merch"}
+{"text":"cards get the posing right So why does every other official art fail?"}
+{"text":"There isn't a pose in the world that can save this dogshit. As always, it's embarrassing how much of this fanbase is pathologically incapable of admitting that Game Freak can do anything wrong."}
+{"text":"its growin on ya doe"}
+{"text":"There is too many things wrong with toiletgatr for one off model card art to fix it"}
+{"text":"fpbp black and blue designs Creatures, Inc composers ghost types All of these seem to be free from criticism in the eyes of the fans."}
+{"text":"He deserved better"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"Water type supremacy"}
+{"text":"Wish we could at least throw rocks at these retards"}
+{"text":"The AI is too smart to do that now but there should be some kind of option for your character to yell and aggro everyone within a certain amount of tiles for those situations."}
+{"text":"I always love seeing unusual pokemon teams"}
+{"text":"An Explorers team that doesn't have a furfag in it. Impressive"}
+{"text":"What's her podcast about?"}
+{"text":"Any mustelid drawing requests?"}
+{"text":"Tons, anything specific you’re looking for? Cool/cute, active/passive, whatever?"}
+{"text":"In this thread, we will determine who has the best pair of legs in the franchise. As a seasoned leg appreciator, my vote goes to the Unova lass (not pictured)."}
+{"text":"spats come on now, we know Gloria better than that. She wears buneary panties."}
+{"text":"do you think her parents were aware how sexy those garter belts make her look?"}
+{"text":"SEXO"}
+{"text":"Because gloomy girls need some love too"}
+{"text":"imagine the smell ><>"}
+{"text":"Slop bad."}
+{"text":"twitter pokemon and latin american facebook pokemon groups"}
+{"text":"The German Bulbapedia (PokeWiki) I went into their Discord server and tried to convince them to add all Pokemon cries from the GameBoy and DS era, because the newer sounds sound like ass. They were lazy oieces of shit and said it's too much work and said I should do it instead but I don't even have a fully completed pokedex on any of the GameBoy games. Fuck them. Lazy pieces of shit."}
+{"text":"Nta but it is that bad and it's not because of lack of new games"}
+{"text":"FPBP"}
+{"text":"and the entire section for playing the fucking games (which is halfway down the fucking page by default) I'll give Bulbapedia credit for one thing, they fixed that on the actual wiki pages after being dunked on for putting the Anime above all the game data for the better part of a decade. Still embarrassing though."}
+{"text":"SPNatI.net is a community-run hentai poker game where every character is created by one or more fans of said character, with genuine care and love put into their dialogue, poses, interactions, and respect for their source. The current characters in the game are: - Alola mom - Aqua Grunt - Caitlin - Carmine - Colress - Cynthia - Dawn - Elesa - Gloria - Guzma - Hex Maniac - Hilbert Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"clearly not because Roxie is there"}
+{"text":"Fucking Best girl right there"}
+{"text":"What's your pokegirls wishlist for SPNatI? Lebanne and Korrina"}
+{"text":"Thank you Anon. Having to skirt around the character age thing kind of put me off the idea of making my fav character in it, but this is still interesting"}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"where's he off to in such a hurry"}
+{"text":"skuntanks animation in platinum is literally lifting its back leg to brap, before getting ready to fight."}
+{"text":"Do you expect him to go into battle feeling all gassy? Wouldn't YOU rather let one rip before duking it out? Though I suppose depending on how putrid the fumes are, you might win without having to lift a finger due to your opponent fainting..."}
+{"text":"The Battle Frontier project has started! A backstory on why the Safari Zone doesn't have Safari Zone mechanics What was going on during ORAS's development"}
+{"text":"I just like playing with my favorites, not with some random Pokemon that the Factory decides to offer."}
+{"text":"What was going on during ORAS's development Ohmori"}
+{"text":"YAMI WO KIRISAKU"}
+{"text":"knowing developers name Take a break."}
+{"text":"Yawner melty"}
+{"text":"The almighty champion Lost to 3 little kids and their NFE starters"}
+{"text":"Keep down the goalpost buddy"}
+{"text":"gogoatpost"}
+{"text":"I remember that gogoat was hyped as the introduction of rideable pokemons and even there was a scene in a trailer where the player rode a small gogoat (preevo wasn't known yet) and used to jump ledges. It turns out riding gogoats in luminose city was super slow and lame and an authomatic process, and the jump ledges thing was just limited to a small area with only a few items to find."}
+{"text":"What actually solidified my feeling that GF just don't want female villains was their sudden backtracking they did with Lusamine character in USUM. Thats just Ohmori being a waifufag gacha games do this shit too where every female villain has to be redeemable in someway"}
+{"text":"lol womyn"}
+{"text":"Explorers Remake. Black and White are fine, but Explorers of Sky is peak Pokemon."}
+{"text":"post some elephants here"}
+{"text":"water tires imagine"}
+{"text":"such a round pokemon should have thick fat"}
+{"text":"Makes sense, I think Rioluwott has contributed a lot to the upcoming update."}
+{"text":"I'm not ESL. And what I mean is that I don't even know where to start with any of the different hacks, there's like a dozen that I've seen."}
+{"text":"is rowe fun? Does it add story or regions? Do the evil teams do anything?"}
+{"text":"is rowe fun? That depends on you. You can have fun with it. Does it add story or regions? Technically yes, it adds Kanto & Sevii. It's meant to have as little story as possible, though, I think. Do the evil teams do anything? Don't think so, no."}
+{"text":"dɯnq"}
+{"text":"It's the best day of the week! Post all of your Serenas and Y-chans here! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Why did she flop so hard?"}
+{"text":"Nobody believes this one though"}
+{"text":"Ok. She's a bimbo."}
+{"text":"New Year, Same Sleep Style Edition What is Pokémon Sleep? Pokémon Sleep is a sleep tracking app that utilizes your smartphone and/or the Pokémon Go Plus + device to record data as you sleep. In doing so, you'll be able to meet a variety of Pokémon and fill out your Sleep Style Dex. Be sure to post your Research ID so that you can add and share candy with fellow Anons. We are currently locked at 50 friends. FAQ: How do Shinies work? If you encounter a shiny Pokémon, a single Poké Biscuit will auto-befriend it. What should I spend my diamonds on? Expanding your ingredient pockets, item pockets and Pokémon box. Long term you’ll want to max out ingredient pockets, everything else is up to what's convenient for you. When should I use my items? When you have a good grasp of the game mechanics. You may want to save up Recovery Incenses for event missions. What should I spend my sleep points on? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Worth using on a neutralizing mint on? Lax nature…"}
+{"text":"I've never used entei, but I'd say thats the best you're ever gonna roll. 3 helpful skills is great on something this rare. I'd say mints are made for things like this."}
+{"text":"Most distinctly-fish Pokemon don't make it into many other games due to these exact hurdles. The one fish Pokemon that they could add to the game (ironically) is Magikarp and Gyarados. Magikarp is a punching bag and commonly recognized by its flopping about on land. And since Gyarados canonically flies, that's not much of an issue either. Though as far as the original 151 are concerned, I don't think we need to see too many more of them. Let the other generations shine a little, even if I'm not particularly attached to anything past the first 3 generations or so."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's a distinctly strong use case for a nature mint. Neutralised that has the third best skill trigger rate, bolstered by Helping Speed M, it's investment worthy. In terms of ingredient finding or skill triggers, the maximised rates are as follows: 1. Subskill M + Subskill S + Good Nature 2. Subskill M + Good Nature 3. Subskill M + Subskill S Subskill M gives +36% to base rate, Subskill S gives +18%, and Good Nature gives +20% (+10% for Helping Speed). These stack multiplicatively, so Pokémon with stronger best ingredient finding or skill trigger rates get the most benefit from these subskills and natures. Shuckle is a keen example of this due to its low helping frequency. Suicune is a good counter example, where its helping speed is superior but its skill trigger rate is lacking, so it benefits more from helping speed boosts to the point that a Naughty nature (Speed Up Skill Down) is viable as long as it has Skill Trigger M to counteract the penalty. This is because it increases the number of rolls for a skill trigger per-day, and the skill specialist pity system increases the odds with each failed roll."}
+{"text":"Got my third eureka seed today from a hungry Darkrai. Skill Trigger M on Lv 50 slot, that's pretty good! I'll reroll Lv 25 slot next time, if it's somehow worse then Energy Recovery Bonus I'll take the 40 candy instead."}
+{"text":"GRASS MONKEY THAT FONKEY MONKEY"}
+{"text":"CHARIZARD on top /vp/ has fallen"}
+{"text":"4chan, /vp/ poll Worthless trash"}
+{"text":"it's almost like a few of us still want to have fun here among the edgy zoomer retards"}
+{"text":"4chan, /vp/edo opinion Also worthless trash"}
+{"text":"been watching this and it feels like the same exact few battles over and over"}
+{"text":"Just to start? You can play some of the random showdown doubles to get a little of the hang of it, then just use/rent a team from the sample thread and play on cart or showdown"}
+{"text":"also, id add reg I is probably vastly better for a beginner anyway. the power levels in a format with restricteds tend to be much higher but that kind of play-around-your-big-hitters playstyle gives beginners a focal point to latch onto, meanwhile reg F is slow, positioning-centric ass cancer"}
+{"text":"at this point just wait for Champions"}
+{"text":"A team without Gholdengo or a way to deal with Gholdengo is actively throwing, yes. It has an extremely powerful spread move as its signature and its ability makes it immune to all status moves, meaning it cant ever be disrupted and usually the only way to deal with it often just involves killing it, which is also easier said than done because its also incredibly bulky on top of all that."}
+{"text":"reg H was slop reg F is slop. champions save us"}
+{"text":"McDonald's edition Previous"}
+{"text":"It's not even friday why tf is this thread still around"}
+{"text":"he says, while bumping the thread maybe you should say that to the weeks old eevee threads instead"}
+{"text":"Between BW being the best and most complete initial pair of games, B2W2 forgoing 3rd versions entirely in favor of full on sequels, something that has never been done with Pokemon since, and brilliant mechanics such as hidden abilities, not to mention all the content between games, keeps you coming back for more. Sure it's missing some things such as the Battle Frontier, Poke Radar and Berry Farming, but it makes up for those and then some. Battle Frontier Gen 5 already has 5 battle facilities scattered throughout the region, the same amount as Sinnoh and Johto's Battle Frontier. The Battle Subway: the classic Battle Tower of Unova. The Battle Institute: Test your Pokemon battling prowess against five trainers with ever-increasing difficulty. Can you reach Master Rank? Pokemon World Tournament: Face off against Gym Leaders and Champions from Kanto to Unova in a nostalgic clash of the ages. Pokestar Studios: Take part in movies with rental Pokemon and solve puzzles using the battle system. Take part in a movie with your own Pokemon and go for a strange ending, you could get a special battle animation for it. Black Tower or White Treehollow: Take on Unova's Challenge by going through ten floors of a battle dungeon, similar to the Battle Pyramid from Hoenn, ending with a Shiny Pokemon as a reward. Poke Radar Phenomena. See a blade of grass rustling, or a dust cloud in a cave? You could either find a rare Pokemon such as the Elemental Monkeys, fully evolved pseudo-legendaries such as Dragonite and Metagross, or rare items such as Gems and Evolution Stones. Alternatively you could find an Audino for a bunch of EXP, if you need it. Berry Farming Join Avenue allows you to buy berries in bulk. Much better than waiting for hours, micromanaging every berry patch you planted berries in, only to barely get any berries in return. (1/2)"}
+{"text":"And Gen 5 was the first time Pokemon tried a deep and engaging story, between Ghetsis and N challenging the very idea of Pokemon Trainers, enough to the point where they awaken the opposite legendary for their plans, all while Ghetsis secretly plans to be the only person in Unova with Pokemon, ultimately leading to a split between Team Plasma in B2W2, the classic Team Plasma lead by N, now seeking atonement for the misdeeds they caused two years ago, and Neo Team Plasma, who remain loyal to Ghetsis and want to take over Unova. Sure Gen 5 has some problems, such as the very clunkily implemented difficulty modes in B2W2, the lack of following Pokemon, no Battle Factory, no Secret Bases, and most of the game relied on online features that were taken down a couple of years after the games released, but for every con in Unova, there's five pros that make it worth playing. I would not be mad if Pokemon outright ended after B2W2. The culmination of 16 years worth of experience went into making these games is unmatched. I for one am happy we don't have a Unova remake at the moment. Modern Game Freak knows they can't touch perfection. The only way they could get around it was in Scarlet and Violet introducing a new location in the seas of Unova. (2/2)"}
+{"text":"Between BW being the best and most complete initial pair of games, Then why does it have less to do than XY"}
+{"text":"“The perfect send off” and then you spend the entire rest of the post making up excuses to justify the lazily cut content lmao HGSS was a good send off to 2D pokemon, gen 5 is just Masuda’s weird fanfic"}
+{"text":"yawnie sneething already GODnova winned again"}
+{"text":"tpbp"}
+{"text":"Slugma"}
+{"text":"use salt cure on slugma its super effective Bravo kojima"}
+{"text":"great concept but why are his stats so low"}
+{"text":"Cute lil fella wish Magcargo didn't suck so much"}
+{"text":"why do so many trans people love gen 2?"}
+{"text":"Older fanbase = more likely to be an autistic shutin = more likely to troon out"}
+{"text":"Crystal let you play as a girl"}
+{"text":"I played it on the virtual console a few years back and I liked it Not trans thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Troons like GSC Aryans like HGSS"}
+{"text":"female alakazams the funny part is that there was a gender difference added in gen 4 for the beard to be shorter on females. Obviously GF at the time knew it was a little weird so they did something about it this It's incredible how just one option added that was meant to allow young girls to roleplay and self insert themselves became an asset for mentally ill pedophiles to fantasize themselves as a woman. You really can't give them anything what if I like both. Do I become a tranny aryan? A traryan?"}
+{"text":"use dark balls, /vp/ taste unlimited power"}
+{"text":"d-dark chips, you say?!"}
+{"text":"I larp as him in my games, I wish one game would actually let you play as him, at least an evil team recruit."}
+{"text":"i still think it's weird as shit how no one seems to remember the weird freaky cgi kaiju celebi from this movie like they do with, say, the \"virus\" groudon from the jirachi movie i hear more people talk about fucking mechamew2"}
+{"text":"Colosseum's the closest you're gonna get"}
+{"text":"As someone who watched the anime casually up until some point in Gen 4, this movie was pretty rare to air on TV. It felt like Movies 2, 3 and Heroes were on mostly commonly and you'd sometimes get Wishmaker, Lucario and Manaphy in Gen 3. Darkrai felt like it got put on air the most out of the Gen 4 movies."}
+{"text":"So why is Greeninja blue and not green? It's in the name it should be green"}
+{"text":"I don't see the problem with being polite."}
+{"text":"get mean"}
+{"text":"leads substitutes because it outspeeds your Dug or other offensive threat to not get statused, a good way to deal with it, and then baton pass or not Zapdos gets hidden power iced or tbolted while not being able to hit back, phasers like Suicune Swampert Moltres get HP Grassd or Tbolted roars you out for trying to set up defenses or offenses These two are cancer and they're not even OU staples."}
+{"text":"Raikou outspeeding Dug"}
+{"text":"If you dont have dug how do you deal with sub joltkou as all roar users are weak to them"}
+{"text":"How often does Raikou even run Roar? It would have to give up Substitute, which makes it extremely weak to status, or Calm Mind, which means it can’t sweep. Regardless, Claydol also fucks it up pretty badly, Blissey walls it forever, and it loses to either Swampert or Flygon depending on which Hidden Power it’s running. Another niche counter is Steelix, which it can’t really hurt at all unless it’s running HP Water."}
+{"text":"No I mean roar users like skarm the birds suicune etc get hp grass tbolted or hp iced by Jolt and Raikou, before they can roar them out, and in Jolts case, can even baton pass out. Tyranitar gets tbolted Salamence too, Dug MAYBE breaks the sub and doesn't die (I use the sample set import which is 100+ Jolly for some reason but I assume it's right as it has the bulk investment)"}
+{"text":"Swampert too from HP grass"}
+{"text":"Previously on /napt/: This is a general thread for people to post their AI art and/or make requests from others who may want to attempt making their own Pokémon-related gens. NovelAI v4.5 is a paid AI generator. Opus tier users have \"unlimited\" Small/Normal generations, though editing tools require credits. Midjourney is a paid AI generator, also capable of video. Usage requires a monthly subscription, with basically infinite gens. Microsoft's Bing AI is a free image generator that is powered by DALL·E 3. Civitai is free using its ‘buzz’ currency. You get a certain amount every day, plus more for liking models and gens. civitai.com Otaiku is a (mostly) free mobile app. An ad watch is required between each image generation unless you pay. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice, input image is easy to make but what tags do you use in wan to made something like this?"}
+{"text":"wan doesn't use tags, it uses natural language proompts. you need to use nsfw wan loras to get decent results for lewd content. there are heaps of them on civitai with varying quality. all of them are trained on real-life video so you need to adjust the lora weights for anime. as for the text proompt, you can literally get it just by dragging those video files into comfyui. a lot of it is just trial and error; write something you want to see, generate a few outputs, figure out what's not working well and keep trying to iron out the issues until you get consistently decent results. you can also try the relatively new painterI2V workflow for better motion at the expense of less consistent colors. this one  is a different story, and required manual work."}
+{"text":"I gotta ask: Are you guys using litterbox on purpose? Like, are you aware that it deletes links after a certain period as opposed to normal catbox links that are available for way longer? Are you doing this for some specific reason?"}
+{"text":"please share the collection in zip"}
+{"text":"*blocks your path*"}
+{"text":"females on /vp/"}
+{"text":"I gotta ask , why the heck a mod boss running the entire Lumiose city instead of the Mayor?"}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"Why do women like the conventionally attractive bad boy? Come on now"}
+{"text":"I love a happy ending."}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"I bought an oak off ebay for 7 dollars. Id rather give my money to SEA than Dena"}
+{"text":"Hub. Find a trade in minutes. No nonsense."}
+{"text":"First godpack, started at launch, f2p of course"}
+{"text":"you better pay back your friend's debt, or else you'll be swimming with the magikarps"}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Charizard go maul this guy"}
+{"text":"Isn't this guy like 5 ft 4 or some shit?"}
+{"text":"What did the entirety of /vp/ think of this game?"}
+{"text":"post a photo of your skin. I already know you won't"}
+{"text":"Hope she's in the sequel"}
+{"text":"Would /vp/ play a Pokemon x Digimon crossover game?"}
+{"text":"Yes as long as Bandai makes it"}
+{"text":"Honestly better than most pokemon games of the past decade minimum."}
+{"text":"Diamond snow edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I meant non lewd stroking but... I guess hair jerking Kiki wouldn't be bad either"}
+{"text":"no kiki doujinshi uploaded no new osouzaiya doujinshi uploaded no new wool doujinshi uploaded its fucking over for me"}
+{"text":"Anon no!"}
+{"text":"Can I get the nutrition facts on a single serving of waya?"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing protein, carbs and tons of sugar. All delicious!"}
+{"text":"Lillie, Marnie, Chicken, May, Liko, anime Serena, etc"}
+{"text":"Who could blame him? SM/USUM were the last good Pokémon games"}
+{"text":"hebe thread posts lolis the only canonical hebes in pokemon are hilda, rosa, bw1 bianca, and x/y serena. at least use the correct words"}
+{"text":"Liko was around in 2017 Retard"}
+{"text":"What about Gloria or Marnie? They are like a massive red light for the hebe fans, attracting them by the hundreds."}
+{"text":"For me, it's Gloria."}
+{"text":"megas are supposed to make weak pokemon stronger ffw to 2026, pokemon legends za megas are another rich get richer gimmick What's even the point of bringing back the one mechanic that made weak Pokémon good if you're gonna change the mechanics to make it so only good Pokémon excel with it?"}
+{"text":"the mechanic being tied to a gauge is what makes it rich get richer"}
+{"text":"Notice how anything Gamefreak or any representative of Pokemon says something, only for their products to not reflect it."}
+{"text":"megas are supposed to make weak pokemon stronger Not since they gave shit like Lucario, Garchomp and Legendary pokémon megas. Then it just became a shill feature to push shit at retard kids."}
+{"text":"It was always a \"rich get richer\" situation. At least now that you can use more than one there's a reason to use Mega Beedrill without needing to sacrifice Mega Mewtwo"}
+{"text":"You didn’t debunk anything. You just claimed something is true with no evidence to back it up."}
+{"text":"In my battle against Team Rocket Executive Petrel, I lost a team member and I was constantly worried. First Noctowl uses Confusion to kill his first Koffing and then his Weezing which manages to poison Noctowl with Sludge so I send out Mankey against his next Koffing to heal Noctowl but unfortunately despite Mankey best effort, it also gets poisoned by Sludge and taken out by a Tackle. Noctowl comes in and takes out the Koffing with Confusion and proceeds to destroy his next two Koffings with Confusion as well but one Koffing managed to lower Noctowls accuracy with Smokescreen, not wanting to risk it, I had Magnetoncome out and finish off the final Koffing with Spark, when it's accuracy was lowered, I just had Magneton use Lock On before using Spark. This battle made me anxious because his pokemon can Self Destruct at any moment. While dealing with Team Rocket, Wooper evolved into Quagsire and then I took on the final three remaining Team Rocket Executives. Against Proton, Magneton took out Golbat with Spark and Noctowl took out Weezing with Zen Headbutt. Against Ariana, Noctowl took out Arbok with Zen Headbutt, Magneton took out Murkrow with Spark and Noxtowl took out Vileplume with Fly. And against Archer, Gyarados took out Houndour and Houndoom with Surf while Noctowl took out Koffing with Zen Headbutt. After all those Team Rocket battles, I have Team Rocket Fatigue but they are finally gone. Any advice for Clair?"}
+{"text":"teaching Tauros Surf in a party with 2 water-types I don't understand."}
+{"text":"I had Tauros before I had any water types. I originally had Slowpoke as my Surfer but I lost him."}
+{"text":"hmm ok that makes sense"}
+{"text":"page 9 bump!"}
+{"text":"Post Lillie, Lana etc."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who thinks Mallow is kinda underrated?"}
+{"text":"She's pretty cute too, I feel like her and Lana are a packaged deal"}
+{"text":"Nice of the mods to just delete the child porn instead of the thread it keeps coming from, almost like they want it left up. Wonder why that is."}
+{"text":"The glowniggers simply want to expand their collection."}
+{"text":"Wonder why that is I mean It's pretty obvious why the thread stays up you just have to think a bit. By keeping this thread up that means Lillie, Lana, Acerola, Selene, and all the other Alola girls do not get threads of their own made, It'a less work for them."}
+{"text":"this one sounds much less stupid than the last one"}
+{"text":"Best general Pokemon Adventure character cards and lore cards? I like those scenarios where your fate or path hasn't been so predefined, but it's hard to find lorebooks that don't have like every Pokemon."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"do delinquents deserve love?"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday Scarlet"}
+{"text":"How old is she?"}
+{"text":"Now that I think about it, the Johto Gym Leaders got so shafted during the GSC arc"}
+{"text":"To be fair, Yellow’s team was decent during the first three generations of Pokemon."}
+{"text":"Never played the initial generation, is this anon telling the truth."}
+{"text":"BAKING!?"}
+{"text":"Just because you slap more buzzwords on your spam posts don’t make them any less cringe."}
+{"text":"Fuck off retard we're still on page 1."}
+{"text":"BAKING!? ^ this"}
+{"text":"Uuum bake please"}
+{"text":"Post cool/cute/silly/whatever art of Legendary Pokemon"}
+{"text":"Zygarde’s Complete Forme is peak design, but its transformation method is peak trash"}
+{"text":"I don't think it works that way, but I guess we'll never know unless we try. Trust me i'm very fertile"}
+{"text":"your yandere gf with a bigger dick than you will never pin you down and passionately frot against you to assert dominance life is truly unfair"}
+{"text":"Nothing like a one hundred thousand dollar cup of coffee with the goodest boy Poke'earth has ever conjured"}
+{"text":"YJK"}
+{"text":"Grape feels appropriate. Grape is always appropriate"}
+{"text":"Tyrantrum is my favorite pokemon"}
+{"text":"he's really fun in pokerogue with volt tackle, flare blitz, and shift gear. I wish he could recoilmax like that in the real game"}
+{"text":"Imagine if these were the actual alpha sizes for Aurorus and Tyrantrum."}
+{"text":"It was shown that Tatsugiri is clearly a favorite of someone at TPC. Ceruledge, being a favorite of both the West and the East would clearly receive it, but they realized they would have to give it to Armarouge as well."}
+{"text":"Post your harems, rate, and analyze others taste. Pokegirl edition."}
+{"text":"No, she’s genuinely my favorite Pokegirl. She replaced May after 15 years and I never imagined that to be a possibility (and no, I didn’t make the thread that’s currently up either)."}
+{"text":"I mean, he's probably the same schizo posting those threads."}
+{"text":"you like pokegirls with long hair we have similar choices, except I would change Cynthia for Hex"}
+{"text":"‘up"}
+{"text":"Anything Golett and Golurk related"}
+{"text":"this Anon gets it."}
+{"text":"you can't be serious right? he looks like shit. Bro looks like a Clash Royale evolution or some shit lmao, extremely mid mega design"}
+{"text":"all hail the Gurren Lagann pokemon!!! now teach it drill run."}
+{"text":"The seal wasn't completely removed Thanks for ruining the design a little (I still like it)"}
+{"text":"Is she the best Grass Girlie?"}
+{"text":"[Pokemon Champions entered the chat]"}
+{"text":"One of these is not like the others"}
+{"text":"wait one of those grass girls is sus."}
+{"text":"Lilligant's eyes are not half closed"}
+{"text":"thorny"}
+{"text":"These Pokemon missed Gen 9"}
+{"text":"if only we could all be so fortunate"}
+{"text":"Can we have a Griselle thread? I want her to spit on my face and tell me I'm trash if I take too long with my order!"}
+{"text":"Griselle looks even more beautiful with her hair down!"}
+{"text":"She's not popular enough to keep a thread thriving and that's just sad"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"this is the only picture I have of her"}
+{"text":"wdtomf?"}
+{"text":"now drawn him being impregnated"}
+{"text":"literal garbage"}
+{"text":"literal garbage Used to represent the american inspired region Lmao"}
+{"text":"what if muk but even uglier and less subtle Gen 5 didn't think much of the fans."}
+{"text":"Weezing = Polluted air Muk = Polluted water Garboder = Polluted land Except they did. It completes a trio with Gen 1’s Poison types"}
+{"text":"Zodiacfag level cope. its footprints contain poison poison leaks from it, making the ground there barren for three years. poison leaks from it, making the ground there barren for three years. MUK reek like putrid kitchen garbage. instantly kills plants and trees on contact. any plant will wilt when it passes by."}
+{"text":"I used to defend it but I really think it would have benefitted from some design tweaks..."}
+{"text":"do you ever get sad thinking about the pokemon who helped you in your journey who you left behind?"}
+{"text":"GB operator>pkhex>pksm to gen 7 I keep all my pokemon"}
+{"text":"how would this work"}
+{"text":"By creating situations where I am encouraged to try using something new instead of brute forcing it with the party I started with. Not putting good Pokemon at the start and making you wait until the very end for useless shitmons. It's not hard."}
+{"text":"I had a run where I tried to make sure my mons knew the gym leader Tms and it was either that, Ice cream, or that dumb snowflake for frost breath. It was better than I expected. Also a cool surfmon."}
+{"text":"Cryogonal is awesome wtf are you talking about"}
+{"text":"So was the guy who said paradox mons were a mistake right?"}
+{"text":"But they got dexcut"}
+{"text":"silver linings i guess"}
+{"text":"And that's a good thing"}
+{"text":"The three dogs weren't dinosaurs and couldn't have been dinosaurs since they were specifically created/resurrected by Ho-oh. Hence the term paradox."}
+{"text":"you can only make \"Pokémon but it's a robot\" so interesting. I'm baffled they didn't reference speculative evolution at all. Japs adore dougal dixon. Picrel as a poison/dark crobat future paradoxie is just kind of obvious imo, and it would have been to them I thought. They're in the exact age bracket to have been interested in and seen this growing up."}
+{"text":"Agree or perish."}
+{"text":"how is this even possible?"}
+{"text":"missed it again"}
+{"text":"AI is amazing"}
+{"text":"Risa was better"}
+{"text":"He's just Nate, the playable guy from Black and White 2, he is the only one to get a girlfriend though and his female counterpart does like squishy"}
+{"text":"That is one perfect ass"}
+{"text":"The most MC/lucario duo of all the saga"}
+{"text":"Fuck you mari"}
+{"text":"Requesting a Sceptile and a Galarian Farfetch'd crossing blades"}
+{"text":"No vore anon. Go away Vore anon"}
+{"text":"Requesting Hisuian Lilligant lifting the Unovan Lilligant's \"dress\" to check for its legs, sort of like pic related."}
+{"text":"Requesting a giant legendary having a cute interaction with a small, first stage cutemon"}
+{"text":"Accepting another engineering, manufacturing or architecture request, related to Pokemon."}
+{"text":"we will never be this happy"}
+{"text":"'scuse me but WHY IS ROBOTNIK'S MOM SO HOT I JUST WANNA SNIFF AND EAT HER YEAST INFECTION"}
+{"text":"Nincombot"}
+{"text":"Lida is the best member if team MZ, prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Brother *Half brother, who doesn't even know that she exists."}
+{"text":"Dancer Never get to see her do a dance routine Game Freak is so fucking lazy"}
+{"text":"NPCs don't even walk around in PZA. Why would gamefreak bother to program the dancer to dance?"}
+{"text":"What's even funnier Raika stopped dancing to play football, so showing her do a lewd dance routine was just fan service, game freak could have at least done that"}
+{"text":"There was a fair called the Royal Show, we were surrounded by unrecognizable nothing plush & labubu / lilo & stitch furry hats. Near the end of the day i found a stall near the Beef Jerky, guy had a bunch of Pokemon cards behind security screens & on the shelf he had the cutest Espeon. I purchased it, then saw on the label (made in china not for resale). Anyway, underrated ship"}
+{"text":"Male Jolteon and female Espeon."}
+{"text":"Bracky"}
+{"text":"Love?"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"but Sylveon doesn't care"}
+{"text":"Blacky is the sexiest eeveelution. I love Blacky."}
+{"text":"Tarountula thread"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"Remember to thank Regigigas for giving us more Regis."}
+{"text":"what kind of music does he play"}
+{"text":"Bluegrass"}
+{"text":"Ivysaur before the Johto revolution in 1979"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me what this thread is about? I'm new to the board"}
+{"text":"Ever wonder why"}
+{"text":"sneed"}
+{"text":"It's because there are no mods on this board. See, e.g., the two spergs flooding every single thread on the board with fetish porn right now."}
+{"text":"More interesting than the groomer failing to protect shaun again?"}
+{"text":"There are nearly twice as many Pokemon with Megas than there are Pokemon with regional forms In the pokemon world, the ability to transform into a super saiyan demigod in the middle of battle is less special than having a cousin that looks a little different The gimmick that went to CHARIZARD and was made solely to tell players which Pokemon Game Freak considers most important to the franchise (this is explicitly stated in the Teraleak) is less exclusive than the gimmick made to replace the Pokemon Game Freak D-listers of the franchise (never stated but heavily implied due to the execution and distribution regional forms)."}
+{"text":"I don’t have the link but theee was concept are for the Kanto mega starters that made them look like literal legendaries and there was a blurb gushing over how amazing the Kanto startes and that only the most important pokemon get megas The Teraleak made game freak look like retards, (which they are)"}
+{"text":"and that only the most important pokemon get megas You don't have the link because this never happened."}
+{"text":"if they actually cared about absols then they shouldn't have fucked up the first time"}
+{"text":"nostalgia nostalgia nostalgia Shut the fuck up already."}
+{"text":"Yeah just like they totally don't care about shilling Garchomp lmao"}
+{"text":"The only pokemon that matter"}
+{"text":"more like came to me in a wet dream"}
+{"text":"I will never understand Genwunners. They claim that the “original 151” are the best, and anytime you ask them what their dream Pokemon game is, they’ll just say, “Bring back the 151 and ignore the rest!”. What exactly makes Kanto Pokemon so special that Genwunners and TPC/GameFreak constantly feel the need to glaze them? No, seriously. I don’t get the appeal. Gardevoir alone is more interesting than the majority of Kanto Pokemon."}
+{"text":"What exactly makes Kanto Pokemon so special that Genwunners and TPC/GameFreak constantly feel the need to glaze them? Them being the \"classics\", the \"originals\", game freak just loves to remind us of their roots and of the first 100 monsters they designed as for genwunners, they don't exist. Never have. They literally haven't played the games since 1999. Those boomers just came back to complain about newer pokemon when they saw gen 5 and still somehow earned their title even after they shit on it and left. They don't care. “Bring back the 151 and ignore the rest!” as i said above, they dont care, so they definitely dont say that"}
+{"text":"Gardevoir That's all I needed to know"}
+{"text":"Gardevoir alone is more interesting than the majority of Kanto Pokemon. in other words, you're an anthro-fetishist moron."}
+{"text":"Not offensive and fast like Weavile Not bulky and strong like Mamoswine Not able to support like A-Ninetales Not gimmicky and fun like Froslass both abilities reliant on snow. What a terrible Pokemon. How do we fix him?"}
+{"text":"how many male eevees do you get after your ass"}
+{"text":"Slush Rush would actually genuinely make it a niche threat."}
+{"text":"is that the glaceon fricker"}
+{"text":"Post your favourite picture of your favourite starter"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"The Iconic \"Sinnoh Team\" of Gen 2"}
+{"text":"Masuda misinterprets the appeal of Kanto by making the Pokemon that walls your progress dogshit Why did he take over the series, again?"}
+{"text":"gen 2 is so femgay"}
+{"text":"^"}
+{"text":"gen 2 is messy as hell"}
+{"text":"Id say Slowbro is also a mainstay for Gen 2, there's a story segment in the Slowpoke well and if you're not using the Red Gyarados, then getting a Slowpoke here has a high chance."}
+{"text":"absurdly high attack can't use it because too slow and too frail he has suffered for so long"}
+{"text":"I'm the biggest faggot in an eeveespammer thread kek"}
+{"text":"zhaaaarx please be a spammer like the usual samefaggan jeet who whines about bumping and pretends to know any English despite struggling to learn the language for 5 years zhaaarx you are rayciss if you notice that the thread was fine before I came here for my usual samefaggan and whining about bumping because the only thing that ever ruins a thread is the presence of the usual samefaggan ESL geet xhaarz please be as pathetic as a samefaggan ESL geet whose \"job\" is to prevent bumping just to have a samefaggan \"discussion\" with myself to pretend there will ever be any \"hype\" so I can afford curry this week zhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here remember zhaarx when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth remember zhaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about \"derailing\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"spam\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"dumping\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend \"muh chappy\" is the one bumping these threads during my zhartygeet raids which are actual spam aieeeee I was trying so hard to prevent my entire geetkord's agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh chappy"}
+{"text":"checking these dubs"}
+{"text":"All these decades later and they still haven't admitted how much they like each other."}
+{"text":"duh how else are you supposed to wash your brother's asshole then, retard?"}
+{"text":"Least homosexual ash thread"}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"out of 10"}
+{"text":"Pikachu pressing his crotch against Ash's crying face doesn't seem like a helpful way to cheer a person up..."}
+{"text":"I imagine it's similar to how you look for lewd fanart of characters that are inherently horny, and they tend to be rare, or they have more wholesome fanart/not focused around their sexuality. That, or you see a lot of dark and gritty Series or IPs spawning a ton of slice of life fanart. When the focus is in one thing, others might want to pivot to other kind of content, or they explore through that IP these other genres, or stuff that does not fit the original IP, which is why you see so many fanart of Pokemon becoming Gory, gritty or \"hardcore\", like those Monster hunter X Pokemon fanarts."}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"I fucking hate posing chandelure, at least this was quick enough to make after that."}
+{"text":"Neat scene"}
+{"text":"I never played the gen 3 post game. I'd like to know which of the battle facilities is most fun since there seems to be a lot."}
+{"text":"Brown esl hands typed this"}
+{"text":"zhaaaarx please be a fellow jeet like the incompetent ESL who got offended yet keeps pretending to speak English despite struggling to learn it for 5 years zhaaarx why is the presence of one single samefaggan geet the only thing that ever ruins a thread xhaarz please be as brown as a samefaggan ESL geet who needs to reply to myself because my \"job\" is to prevent bumping just to have a samefaggan \"discussion\" with myself about my samefaggan ESL story that ended up changing yet again xhaarz I was trying so hard to pretend there will ever be any \"hype\" so I can afford curry this week zhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here remember zhaarx when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth remember zhaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about \"derailing\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"spam\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"dumping\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend \"muh chappy\" is the one bumping these threads during my zhartygeet raids which are actual spam aieeeee I was trying so hard to prevent my entire geetkord's agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh ivysaar"}
+{"text":"I still find it baffling that dual type moves and reverse type chart moves were done once 12 years ago and neither concept has been revisited once"}
+{"text":"12 years ago You mean 3 years ago"}
+{"text":"I love Reuniclus!"}
+{"text":"It's caturday"}
+{"text":"kitty legs"}
+{"text":"missed posting a pic with 3 gatos"}
+{"text":"Furret is serving coffee"}
+{"text":"Looks... so... GOOD!"}
+{"text":"Legends Galar will make Dynamax humans canon"}
+{"text":"I thought that said \"for a dead fish\" lol"}
+{"text":"iiiiiiiiiiidaro! good job anon"}
+{"text":"Damn gigantic brat..."}
+{"text":"Best Feesh!"}
+{"text":"What if Lanturn was female chinchou and not an evolution?"}
+{"text":"portable lanturn-powered lantern."}
+{"text":"<>"}
+{"text":"It's time."}
+{"text":"Hi, it's me the guy doing gta san andreas officer jenny skins. I have a question for you guys: Which type of eye is better for Officer Jenny? left(anime style, on model) or right(3D yes, off model)? I have a lot skin ideas for her so I'm not sure which model use!"}
+{"text":"There you go my guy! I knew you'd figure it out. Can't wait to see it. Also can't believe a stupid little comment on the previous thread actually led up to this. Keep up up the good work. I'll be waiting. HEE HEE"}
+{"text":"alright, here more angles, remember this is just a test, the anime face has a smaller head so just imagine her head is not that small"}
+{"text":"quick queston: do you think i should remplace those yellow bands from the history outfit for a real belt of bullets? (a 30-06 browning belt) Right now im seeing pics of him wearing that outfit in the rose bowl of 1993 and i still without figure out wtf is that band on his torso"}
+{"text":"I feel like it definately works the way it is already, but you can change them to a regular belt to see how you like and how it looks in the eye. Either way, you're gonna do a great job. If anything, do both... HEE HEE"}
+{"text":"kek the pokemon cereal box"}
+{"text":"The only Pokemon game I played and finished was Pokemon Diamond, a long time ago. I also remember playing a few of the GBA Pokemon games, but I never got very far. As for the anime, I remember watching the original series and a few Pokemon movies on TV. I also remember characters like Misty, Brock, May, Max, and Dawn. That’s about it. I know more anime seasons and games kept coming out after that, but I never really followed them. I also know Ash’s journey ended around 2023, and that’s pretty much all I know. So how do you get into Pokemon now, or is it just too big to get into at this point?"}
+{"text":"Both shows are fine The ashnime was a scam anon."}
+{"text":"The people in this thread telling OP, who is probably like 25 years old, to watch a glorified advertisement for 8 year olds is staggering The Ashnime is fucking shit Just play any of the games"}
+{"text":"implying the games aren't also advertisements for 8 year olds TPC's main revenue stream comes from plastic and paper sold at insane price hikes to children and the pokemon equivalent of Disney Adults. Gamefreak's profits don't matter to TPC financially."}
+{"text":"This honestly at best I'd recommend watching the 1st season but that's it, its all downhill from there with the characters"}
+{"text":"Almost anything is a good starting point since the franchise remains super accessible to newcomers in every entry for better or worse. This isn't Kingdom Hearts where you play the games, watch some movies, and watch over 6 hours of footage from a dead phone game to understand the latest game and all future games. If you want to start with something that has any semblance of quality, go for a game released before 2019. Indigo League and Orange Islands; after that, either don't bother or follow a guide."}
+{"text":"Since the 26th year of the century is upon I thought I would make a thread for dex no. 26, Raichu! Other chus are welcome of course."}
+{"text":"hauntingly accurate theres all these cute Raichu pics and then those hideous things people have attempted to draw in the same cutesy style but it absolutely doesn't work it doesn't even feel that long ago when Raichu threads were free from those deformities and said threads might even be extinct now Fuck"}
+{"text":"I really like that art"}
+{"text":"Since they've shown it is capable of sustained flight in PLA, how long until they give it Fly? I feel it would be a Dragapult situation where the only strong physical STAB is has on its secondary type has the drawback of a wind-up turn. Also it deserves at least one of either Wave Crash, Flip Turn, and Aqua Jet. Any speculation on what would happen to its usage and the meta with any of those moves?"}
+{"text":"Gib Crabhammer"}
+{"text":"Gib Dragon Ascent"}
+{"text":"Gib Diaper Beam"}
+{"text":"Gib Close Combat"}
+{"text":"Gib Primordial Sea"}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of mega absol Z"}
+{"text":"nah, it's part of a low polygon anime opening"}
+{"text":"I see. Well it does kinda look like the fnf artstyle... Imagine a fnf where you're both Absols but the he mega evolves and you mega Z evolve intoan epic battle"}
+{"text":"Tell me more about this creature, where do they sleep?"}
+{"text":"They sleep in my rape dungeon"}
+{"text":"goddamn"}
+{"text":"Is there any possible way to get self destruct on a Snorlax in Scarlet without trading from an earlier version?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Curses, but thank you."}
+{"text":"by joining ISIS"}
+{"text":"GameFreak are showing off their new game on Thursday, are you excited?"}
+{"text":"I want this game to be good because that will mean that they're actually developing talented people which in turn means better Pokemon games down the line"}
+{"text":"It is hilarious that you're talking about this type of ambition when every new original title they've made have been mobile tier shovelware and the last 10 years of Pokemon games have been just embarrassing."}
+{"text":"Can't wait for it to take a steaming shit on whatever gets revealed for Gen 10"}
+{"text":"PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"}
+{"text":"Excited to have yet another bullet point in the \"Game Freak are horrible developers carried by name brand\""}
+{"text":"Here is what your Pokémon Mystery Dungeon starter choice says about you: Bulbasaur: You are a friendly, compassionate, and honest partner. While you’re not the strongest or most fearless, you always give your best effort in your tasks and challenges. Charmander: You are a little cocky and can be a little rash at times, but your strong fighting spirit cannot be deterred. You will never give up fighting. Squirtle: You are not too serious, and are perhaps a bit lazy. You have a bit of a mischievous side as well. However, when the going gets tough, you are able to channel tremendous strength that wipes out foes. Eevee: You would rather not fight if possible, but if necessary you would fight harder for the sake of your friends than you would for even yourself. Psyduck: You have faced great odds and challenges in life that most have never experienced, and possess a brand of power that both confuses and brilliantly knocks out foes. Machop: You are a very diligent and trustworthy worker, and you are solid at pretty much everything you try, without needing to be the best at any one given thing. Cubone: You are misunderstood not only by the ones you love, but even by yourself, yet the one thing everyone is sure of at the end of the day is your unique, unyielding, and amazing strength. Meowth: You do not care what others may think, nor do you get shaken easily by difficult challenges at hand. You are level headed in all that you do."}
+{"text":"you should have played it when you were a kid like the rest of us. It just hit different when you're young"}
+{"text":"The story was hyped front and back as the \"best ever\" so I expected something grand. My fault for thinking a pokemon story could ever be good honestly also, it just felt like these games wanted to be anything else but pokemon. remove or change a few elements about the story and you basically have something original. Not sure if im the only one to feel that fair enough i still put 200 or so hours into Sky after the main game tho. The dungeon crawling is decently fun when i needed to turn my brain off"}
+{"text":"Best ever by the standards of Pokemon coming from people who grew up with the game and have strong nostalgia. I'm sorry you took the bait. It is a good game but nowhere near as good as it's hyped up to be. At least the post game is fun"}
+{"text":"don't even remember who I got when I played it years ago"}
+{"text":"I just did that online pmd quiz and got pikachu and charmander at the same time. I was thinking I got charmander back then too but not sure."}
+{"text":"I'm movin' like Johto. My dick curves weird, but my game's the best there is."}
+{"text":"That happened in the 2010s you poser"}
+{"text":"I gave em my leftovers, they gettin slightly healthier every day"}
+{"text":"I call that bitch the Apicot the way she eating Special on my D"}
+{"text":"That bitch coiled around me and for 5 turns, I'd never been so locked in"}
+{"text":"Never bring a confused homie to an orgy, there's a 33% chance of friendly fire"}
+{"text":"Pokemon Company awarded NY Game Award."}
+{"text":"aside from reminding us that quality is optimal? Top kek."}
+{"text":"I love these guys"}
+{"text":"I prefer the CUNY awards"}
+{"text":"two men so old and shunned by regular human contact, they willingly return to interact with the muppets weekly just to feel human Always wondered why /vp/ related to them so much. I can see why /v p/ love"}
+{"text":"Undeserved"}
+{"text":"/vp/ is such a dead board a pokemon thread on /v/ gets 3x the traffic"}
+{"text":"Good"}
+{"text":"if that's the op picture of the /v/ thread in question i doubt it's pokémon those crayon munchers are discussing"}
+{"text":"Blame the jannies, they always get in the way of fun threads."}
+{"text":"That's incredibly offensive associating that lot of 'tards with Marines. Marines go outside, seek to improve their physical well-being and personal skillsets WHILE munching crayons which is more than /v/ as a collective ever will."}
+{"text":"AIDS board is more active than Cancer board ok"}
+{"text":"do not sexualize my bro"}
+{"text":"I hate this stupid dumb creature"}
+{"text":"then why make her sex shaped?"}
+{"text":"Barry thread? I think he's hot af, and underappreciated."}
+{"text":"Yes, there is never a discrepancy between the ages and designs."}
+{"text":"I can't believe Barry is joining the army"}
+{"text":"rate my shining pearl team"}
+{"text":"makes me want to shining hurl"}
+{"text":"Acceptable."}
+{"text":"Whats wrong with it?"}
+{"text":"yum yum what a fulfilling meal"}
+{"text":"i hear the pajeets beat their zhawnbergsteins first to tenderize them"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Fugdonald’s, may I take your order?"}
+{"text":"All the ice cream you have. please"}
+{"text":"pic damn Big Smoke must have lost some weight"}
+{"text":"THIS IS A ROBBERY GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"}
+{"text":"Pokémon having fun doing their first job and feeling useful!"}
+{"text":"I like him"}
+{"text":"upskirt every time she spins"}
+{"text":"sick art"}
+{"text":"precious"}
+{"text":"Why does such a cute mon have Intimidate"}
+{"text":"let me guess you need more"}
+{"text":"i could give you a hard time for that stupid fucking typo you made while trying to give me a grammar lesson, but instead i'm going to wish you a good night instead. now get out of my sight"}
+{"text":"I think the only type that is missing this kind of move is flying, air slash is weak and hurricane misses a lot"}
+{"text":"indivudal"}
+{"text":"indivudal Lmao third world website"}
+{"text":"how does it taste anon"}
+{"text":"Without spending money, you basically don't lol. It'll take like three years to get anything you actually might want."}
+{"text":"I wasnt expecting mew to be this bad wthell is this?"}
+{"text":"master sex outlived us bros"}
+{"text":"Literally skill issue. For real though, she's good enough, but requires disproportionally more skill than other Pokemon of comparable power."}
+{"text":"New!"}
+{"text":"Post bug-typed mons."}
+{"text":"Tax evasion"}
+{"text":"Give victory dance"}
+{"text":"Do you like hamburgers?"}
+{"text":"NO >:("}
+{"text":"Well, yeah. How could you not? In fact, people that don't should be shot."}
+{"text":"YEA WE LIKE WAFFLEZ"}
+{"text":"If that's a reference to a very specific KH2 video from like 2005, I'm gonna lose my shit"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite piece of Pokemon art, whether official or fanart"}
+{"text":"Fpbp"}
+{"text":"I couldn't care less about horizons but I fucking love dot, if she was the main character I'd probably watch it"}
+{"text":"cope, he's not coming back"}
+{"text":"Literally the best girl and no one can convince me otherwise. Liko might be the main girl, but whenever Dot is on screen, my attention is solely on her."}
+{"text":"Its supposed to look like a Cherrim, its cute either way. This Prefers the one that looks like a boy Tomboys are always better"}
+{"text":"just give her and her uncle a tatsugiri the ship got like 3 of them, the last tatsu can be Ludlows"}
+{"text":"I love it when her hair is pulled back, such a cutie."}
+{"text":"I kinda wish Team Rocket in Gen 2 did more than just try to take over a Radio Tower for Giovannis attention, they are so forgettable in the Johto games."}
+{"text":"What is the Gen 6 \"Sinnoh Team\"?"}
+{"text":"free kalos starter free kanto starter free lucario this is so much worse than sinnoh's starter/staraptor/luxray meme team lmao"}
+{"text":"this is the right answer but I throw in blaziken and yveltal/xerneas too"}
+{"text":"none because the region isn’t designed like shit"}
+{"text":"Common Kalosian W"}
+{"text":"smells like ChatGPT"}
+{"text":"What is the most alpha Pokémon?"}
+{"text":"FPBP"}
+{"text":"Arceus"}
+{"text":"Giralpharig"}
+{"text":"Alpha post best post"}
+{"text":"try watching the gen 6 anime cause I hear it's peak most of the episodes are focusing on a new pokemon, team rocket causes trouble, ash and pikachu saves the day and thats it repeat until gym battles which are okay at most pic related was me through most episodes is this it? did the pokemon anime just repeat this formula after the indigo league? is there even any reason to watch other gen animes or do you only do it when you're braindead or need something in the background?"}
+{"text":"This board is for the discussion of classic, or \"retro\" games, including consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other forms of video games. Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001 and earlier, and official game titles for those platforms released no later than December 2007 (homebrew console games made after this date will be permitted). The Microsoft Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Game Boy Advance, and Sony PlayStation 2 will now be considered \"retro\". Helpful links: Game Tech Wiki Emulation General Wiki"}
+{"text":"the game that traumatized millions of children"}
+{"text":"You won't encounter it ever, the final stretch of Ecco is a ridiculous ballbuster even by retro standards"}
+{"text":"I know who you’re talking about, he’s featured heavily in Melon Brains on the Laseractive"}
+{"text":"implying anyone beat the first level"}
+{"text":"Cool go back to the 8-minute autoscroll level that moves in completely unpredictable ways, sandwiching you between walls for no logical reason With minimal to no landmarks to help you remember what section you are in. It was such a, literally memorize this, the game isn't here to guide you type of level, that's just cruel for the sake of being a time sink."}
+{"text":"I think the machine level has checkpoints on the CD version. Otherwise how did I beat it back in the day without cheats"}
+{"text":"How does it compare to GT4 and other simcades?"}
+{"text":"It's better"}
+{"text":"Not retro but Forza 3 is unparalleled to this day"}
+{"text":"or go digging in ditches for a crt or pay scalper prices on ebay anymore we have a solution... meet the retrobox."}
+{"text":"15khz LCD ?"}
+{"text":"why do you think i'm pretending to hate it?"}
+{"text":"every board is an anime board."}
+{"text":"Those are real answers typed by a real anon."}
+{"text":"Unclear my bad; I'm referring to the input signals it supports. It's a native SD 640x480 LCD so it never drops sync on off-spec analog signals. Pretty handy since all my scalers drop sync all the time but this thing chugs along."}
+{"text":"Indulge me, cockbreath. What is this remake bringing to the table aside from some shitty shaders?"}
+{"text":"Not an insurmountable problem for a serious dev. You need to invest in marketing though. Hire some literal who failed porn model to suck off game journos and influencers to spread memes about how your game captures the spirit of the old NES Legend of Zelda. The catch is that your game actually has to be good and deliver on the promise. A lot of devs that cheat to get an established audience are just crap devs in the first place."}
+{"text":"It's [beloved IP] but the guy can attach his name to it."}
+{"text":"They could have made this a tribute game with an original character Naive to assume everyone can be creative. If the dev had a creative spark he wouldn't have even started a remake."}
+{"text":"make original game: no one plays it unless you get extremely lucky, have an existing fanbase, or are otherwise at some advantage that 99.99% of people don't have make fan game/clone game: people play it because it has (popular brand name) attached to it It's the same reason people make shitty Touhou fangames all the time. Their ideas would never be good enough to stand on their own, so they tap into a free, pre-existing, mentally ill fanbase of starved hogs who will line up at any trough with their insipid anime characters on it."}
+{"text":"ericw tools is still fucked up with quake 2's stuff I still have yet to see a meaningful example of this. Sky lighting being blown out on a few levels on Q2R's initial release was from wrong sunlight values being used in the map, not anything to do with the compiler itself. If anything, the post-Q2R ericw releases are fucked for Quake 1 with frequent geometry holes and like 5x longer light compiling for no reason."}
+{"text":"Trying to pass Ericw under old maps just to update the code and fix the transparency, still messes with lightning. People have posted proofs of it tons of times, but the cult of ericw says is not. And eric hates quake 2 and anything that isn't q1"}
+{"text":"People have posted proofs of it tons of times Literally where? And eric hates quake 2 and anything that isn't q1 That's why his compiler supports Quake 2 and Half Life, right? Because he hates them?"}
+{"text":"Be cause he literally had to support that shit at gunpoint to not be cancelled seeing that slipseer isn't being happy with him anymore. Unfortunately both sides of the community are filled with retards, and those who wants to play and have fun gets fucked by them."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of art from Loaded on the playstation."}
+{"text":"What's the single worst /vr/ game you ever completed, and why?"}
+{"text":"Because I liked the first game and I like hudsons other rpgs. you've never beaten a bad game in your life If a game is unfettered ass I probably wont even try it, I have beaten like a hundred-something RPGs at this point and I consider this one the worst. grinding is minimal in that game thats not true at all, the jizou statues tell you in every town what level you should be before challenging the boss and I was underleveled at every single stop."}
+{"text":"thats not true at all, the jizou statues tell you in every town what level you should be before challenging the boss and I was underleveled at every single stop. Past the starting point, I was always \"underleveled\" according to the status and still managed to push through"}
+{"text":"There was one boss, I think the salt oni, where the jizou said I should be level 30 but that felt impossible and I got to level 37. I dont know the math under the hood but in my experience from playing tengai makyou and the first momotarou theres some mechanic where you are extremely inaccurate if you are underleveled so fighting at a level disadvantage is compounded significantly."}
+{"text":"What's the single worst /vr/ game you ever completed, The Wind Waker and why? I figured the game was already over by the triforce hunt so I might as well finish it. The triforce is just awesome because you get to explore all the places you explored at least once already to find the charts to beat the game. Like hey, I get to do what I wanted to do and what I already tried to do 10-20 hours ago but now I get to do it again after I'm completely burned out on sailing and pulling out that fucking wand."}
+{"text":"Pretty much all the 8 bit Sega super scaler ports are unplayably bad, but they have cheats built in so you can power through it"}
+{"text":"Was this a good introduction for someone who doesn't know what an FPS is? There's no shotgun or strafing, for example"}
+{"text":"this is a search action game though"}
+{"text":"Doom clones have come a long way since Prime 1"}
+{"text":"no strafing Left trigger no shotgun ice spreader"}
+{"text":"Probably not. A better introduction would be a high school diploma"}
+{"text":"its a scan 'em up"}
+{"text":"Why did Crash get 5 games on the PS1, but Spyro only 3?"}
+{"text":"during the initial media blitz that would define most of the psx's marketing for the next 5 years naughtydog released crash 1 and insomniac released a forgotten doom clone. also a matter of crash being jointly owned by universal that more agressively pushed for releases than sony would have as a publisher."}
+{"text":"I can smell you from here autist"}
+{"text":"Naughty dog had a decent relationship with its publisher. Insomniac's publisher hated the dev and Spyro. Simple."}
+{"text":"Disruptor"}
+{"text":"Spyro started later in the PS1's life span. Spyro 1 and Crash 3 released around the same time."}
+{"text":"series named star ocean considered THE sci-fi JRPG series in reality the sci-fi part is just set dressing towns could have come from literally any generic fantasy JRPG the characters use fucking SWORDS to fight, yes SWORDS they're not even lightswords I feel scammed."}
+{"text":"too bad its shit"}
+{"text":"I only play this if I can't sleep"}
+{"text":"Technically, if you play as Rena in SO2 you only ever visit one \"planet\" and never see a spacehip."}
+{"text":"energy nede counts as a separate planet, retard. b-b-but yeah I know. it still counts."}
+{"text":"the whole point of star ocean is being stranded in a fantasy like dump world for a while before getting to the sci fi kino. the build up is what makes it fun."}
+{"text":"*wakes up in Portland, Liberty City* it's 2001 What do?"}
+{"text":"did you grow up to be an upstanding man in our society?"}
+{"text":"it's 2001 Start collecting party hats on runescape I guess. Relive the post 9/11 USA. Relax as best I can for a few years and buy into bitcoin when it was worthless and everyone had thousands of the tokens."}
+{"text":"The processed meat will to it to ya."}
+{"text":"i go back to sleep and then when i do get up i call the army on the psycho mowing down everything with a fucking bazooker"}
+{"text":"this shit was so fun"}
+{"text":"Was there ever a raw released for Monster Hunter?"}
+{"text":"Oh the DVD just released. You really want to rush out and pirate it? For shame. Arino needs to eat too you know? What about Kibe? Or Abe? Without DVD sales he'll have to go back to being a motorcycle delinquint. What will his children think? Or how about poor little Orphan Ogawa? DVD sales are the only thing keeping her from living a life of debauchery."}
+{"text":"Trust me if I could feasibly purchase it in the US without it costing me an arm and a leg in fuck-ass shipping fees I would have already done it"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Cringe"}
+{"text":"Did you own one growing up and what are your memories of it?"}
+{"text":"Galaga but the background moves So this is the unrealized potential of Atari Jewguar...."}
+{"text":"I lost my virginity at the 94 world cup after showing off my jaguar skills to a a visiting Brazilian college freshman"}
+{"text":"Looks and runs like like shit. Why is everything textured? Didn’t these coping Atari boomers get the memo? The system was explicitly designed to push flat shaded polys."}
+{"text":"He's more badass than ryu"}
+{"text":"Rented this and never got to find out how to eat followers, still haunts me to this day."}
+{"text":"That game is clayfighters-level garbage."}
+{"text":"Didn't care when you were five. There was no such thing as an e gamer/competitive five year old. And thus the biggest cause of bullshit on this board, people who grew up with retro games being nostalgic for the good bad and the ugly and younger people who discovered all they know from the internet and view things retroactively based on what is \"worth playing today\""}
+{"text":"Didn't care when you were five I'm not five."}
+{"text":"And you weren't in any year before 2000 either and you still think we consider you one of us. Or you're just an annoying tryhard who didn't have a childhood and gets mad about other people's reminiscing"}
+{"text":"TAKE ME DOWN TO /vr/ CITY WHERE THE TVS ARE OLD AND THE GRAPHICS ARE SHITTY OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME??"}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I recalled paradise city. It's just that I'm not much of a fan of appetite for destruction"}
+{"text":"please take me home..."}
+{"text":"that's layne staley idiot"}
+{"text":"thats kurt cobaine idiot"}
+{"text":"Made me kek. Good shit, anon."}
+{"text":"whatever happened to the school shooters Adam lanza Super nintendo and N64 games, does anybody know, it just makes me sad to think they were thrown out, no respect for super nintendo is not right, hopefully a person with a brain saved them or gave them to someone who really wanted them"}
+{"text":"flea market"}
+{"text":"You're cool"}
+{"text":"The whole thing was fucking weird and I'm not going to pretend it wasn't."}
+{"text":"Peruvians go crazy for this shit on Fightcade"}
+{"text":"It's one of the best racing games on SNES alongside the Top Gear series"}
+{"text":"If theres one genre that has aged like fucking milk, that is isometric racing games In exchange  this guy gets it, Top Gear is still playable,"}
+{"text":"another South American classic, along with Goof Troop and Aero Fighters"}
+{"text":"I too, love B tier licensed Konami crap."}
+{"text":"I assume these games were heavily bootlegged otherwise why would third world beaners have any access to it? Same situation as with Neo geo"}
+{"text":"Where can I buy rare retro games without paying a fortune?"}
+{"text":"I use a Gamecube controller in most instances. You're supposed to ignore those crappy Wiis that don't play GC games."}
+{"text":"yahoo auctions japan / buyee / zenmarket"}
+{"text":"Don't wait until after you find out about a game from twitter memes and youtuber cunts before buying it"}
+{"text":"You're just mad that you got filtered by retroarch."}
+{"text":"Ah Retroarch, she's a harsh mistress, but she be the last refuge before going down Davey Jones' emulation locker arrr."}
+{"text":"Have you played Scenarios 2 and 3 yet?"}
+{"text":"Is that why they gave Scenario 3 the asspull name “Bulzome Rising”? Shining Force Central is full of creepy retarded furries and fags, btw. I would never in my life trust them to do an accurate translation. There’s even a rule against mentioning Final Fantasy on their forums because of some weird inferiority complex they have."}
+{"text":"dang it, the deluxe hack on nikos website had the original usa version in it. Seems i have to downloade them seperatly."}
+{"text":"How does that disprove anything I said? What mental disorder do you have that causes you to think a random track from the OST should be misappropriated as a fan trannylation for the game’s title? Some faggot YouTuber even reused some of those track names for his upload of the Shining Force 2 soundtrack (even though those already all had official names) so I guess you’re not alone in your mental illness. I swear every time I start to think western insects couldn’t possibly be more clueless idiots you all go and shatter my previous expectations."}
+{"text":"Meds. Also that's not the OST."}
+{"text":"How would you fix Code Veronica?"}
+{"text":"How would you fix Code Veronica? give it more sequels in dreamcast, ps2, gba and xbox."}
+{"text":"Twinks on suicide watch"}
+{"text":"Steve is worse than Ashley and Sherry combined."}
+{"text":"Everyone who hates Steve had the volume on when they played the DC version Correct"}
+{"text":"Now lets not go full retard and say things we can't take back anon."}
+{"text":"...so is the actual title of this \"Lusty\"?"}
+{"text":"Is this a porn game looks very Japanese (creepy)"}
+{"text":"Is this a porn game It's a good Castlevania game."}
+{"text":"Does your father know about your homosexually?"}
+{"text":"rusty* fucking rusy, aaa. excuse me while i feed this keyboard to my shark"}
+{"text":"Is his name really Lusty?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Playable little girls in retro games."}
+{"text":"I just finished Ape Escape 3."}
+{"text":"The kind that belongs in ovens. Best one to have as your girlfriend? Roll because she never grows up."}
+{"text":"This is your outfit of choice when the cowboy outfit exists?"}
+{"text":"I didn't say anything like that."}
+{"text":"i love these kind of girls"}
+{"text":"Bet he regrets this one"}
+{"text":"I remember Doug Ten Nipples took a fat steamy shit on Paper Mario"}
+{"text":"The GOAT"}
+{"text":"wtf is wrong with the bri'ish"}
+{"text":"Literally nothing; as has been pointed out again and again, there's nothing unusual about that review for the era it was written in, except that it's about a Megaman game and that makes Megaman fans angry enough to dig up this one review and post it for (You)s over and over The irony is MM:L sucks anyway"}
+{"text":"Sfa made bison a cool villain as opposed to the guy you just liked beating and didn't like"}
+{"text":"the guy you just liked beating and didn't like He was completely broken in SFII'"}
+{"text":"He was completely broken in SFII' lol git gud."}
+{"text":"Yeah SFA bison is peak and I spent hours trying to beat him in world tour mode in psx alpha 3"}
+{"text":"press button 70% life stolen wooooooooooooooow"}
+{"text":"FF5 Middle ages FF6 Middle ages/steampunk FF7 Steampunk/scifi FF8 Scifi/space Each FF was more futuristic than the last one. Final Fantasy 9 should have played entirely in outer space or space colonies. Them going back to the beginning was a retard move."}
+{"text":"The soundtrack to 9 is fine, peak Uematsu, you just don't have a good ear. You don't remember the music because you didn't like the game."}
+{"text":"FF had the ancients and their flying fortresses filled with robots too. It's a fucking space station and the remakes turning it into a \"flying fortress\" is retarded robots no longer make sense (NPC and enemies) technology is now basically \"lol magic\" the layout of the place revolving on itself only makes sense if it's in space looking down at the earth through a window no longer make sense so they replaced it with a \"lol giant magic ball\" again The whole thing's retarded"}
+{"text":"Huh that's lame, I guess they really wanted to please the spergs who will scream and cry if you mix sci fi and fantasy?"}
+{"text":"probably when they used a cloaking device to hide an entire city"}
+{"text":"The problem is that the TEXT in the original game does call it a \"flying fortress,\" (maybe even \"floating castle\" I don't remember exactly) but the irony of its use is completely lost on the creators of the remakes. The CHARACTERS in-game call it that because that's the closest they can come to describing it based on what they know. When the PLAYERS finally see it, they will understand it's actually a space station full of computers and robots. Instead of preserving that, they just decided to take the in-game phrasing at face value and reinterpret the whole location as being totally medieval and magical rather than futuristic technology."}
+{"text":"Every game should of used it’s loot system afterwards because it’s straight fire Also why wasn’t D2 on Dreamcast?"}
+{"text":"I agree, this is why I prefer this kind loot system in roguelikes. It also disencourages the devs from making the actually unique items not so extremely rare that it would take weeks of repeat grinding to find (Runewords like Enigma that are a staple in online builds that are awful to grind for solo come to mind). I don't know what the genre could do with shops, they are definitively another type of gambling with resetting the good for that one specific affix+item type combo but it's worse since a pull of the lever is just running in and out of town instead of doing (if routine) combat. Might as well give them fixed low-tier items and then be able to pay a big sum to get the trader to bring in the exact item and affixes you want (From a very limited and level/progression dependant list, basically anything that could've appeared in the regular shop if you got lucky). Not unlike trading in MP. Could also cut down on the amount of shop NPCs (Titan Quest is full of them), or making them wandering rare encounters."}
+{"text":"Wii onry got that mouse and keyboard for arcado shootan"}
+{"text":"lol...my god OP has been ruined."}
+{"text":"Rerolling Griswold isn't really necessary though unless you have absolute shit luck. I only reroll him when I use a rogue, because I have the worst fucking luck finding good bows. The same thing in d2 if i want to go bows wit hamazon, I always gamble with Gheed for a good bow because my chances of finding one are slim to none."}
+{"text":"Rerolling shops, or any of these cheese behaviors isn't necessary in D1 or D2 as they are easy enough without it. But the fact that these cheeses exist make it impossible for the game to ever be difficult when victory is always just a time sink away. I think this is why ironman in D1 has been so enduring. The random loot works better when you need to live off what you find. Good finds can make up for some bad decisions, but bad finds and bad moves mean you're either dead or soft locked to die. D2 makes that impossible with the respawning monsters on every load and the required trips to town to progress the acts, which is a shame."}
+{"text":"Games that you know are shit but youre having fun any ways. This coulda been a game released in 1990 for the genesis alone lmao wtf is this but im having fun"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah man the genesis is my favorite console too. Its up there for sure. True lies is such a great game. Glad I can share that game with people"}
+{"text":"Ive heard so many 32x stories bad and good. Personally I never had one but did have a much older relative that had one and a few games for it. Mostly remember playing doom on it though. Never saw many of the games for it irl at all"}
+{"text":"Pic related. Playin on my retro rig on patch 1.0 like when I was a kid, really frustrating but I still love it, this game for me is a real Nostalgia Factor First pc game I owned plus was the first Localized game in my country first time hearing voice actors talking in my language and not in a language I don't understand. Always played with my brother we woudl switch seat on the pc, one of us would read the guide another one would play, our version had the Strategy guide (Now as an adult is a really simple game no need of a guide)."}
+{"text":"It wasn’t that bad"}
+{"text":"Never played quest 64 maybe ill fire it up later. Never played any of the vampire masquerade games desu. I heard theyre pretty fun"}
+{"text":"NOOOOO IT'S SO HECKIN DIFFICULT"}
+{"text":"Poseur"}
+{"text":"I love how save state faggots always go why would I want to replay part of the game again And their save stare play looks like your webmrel"}
+{"text":"Much like diarrhea it's too hard to control."}
+{"text":"Save state abuse always makes a game seem harder than it is"}
+{"text":"Reminder that she didn’t realize rewinding the game also rewinds the damage she deals to things. We’re talking critical levels of brown woman here."}
+{"text":"STACKCHADS GET IN HERE Tetris, Panel de Pon, Magical Drop etc What stacker are you playing?"}
+{"text":"Just beat Money Idol Exchanger for the first time. Damn that felt good. The final boss seemed impossible but I somehow got into the zone, slammed out combos, and matched the items for the win. Now that I have an informed opinion on it, I think I like it a bit less than Magical Drop III but much more than Mouja. There were a lot of situations in MIE where I felt like I played almost perfect but lost, or did terribly but won. Unlike MD3, you can't deal damage just by playing fast and well, you HAVE to combo, which is much more difficult and awkward to do because the coins have inconsistent properties. The special pieces are also so powerful they're instantly game-deciding, and thus swingy. That's true of Magical Drop as well, but I mind it less there because MD3 matches are so much shorter. I much more fine with a ten-second match being decided by a crazy special-piece-into-special-piece combo than a fifty-second slugfest coming down entirely to which player matched items first. I also just like the presentation and theming of Magical Drop more. Both are excellent games though, and I'd heartily recommend anyone who enjoys one to try the other."}
+{"text":"Now do it on Level 8 where both the final boss and the stage right before it have opponents able to input in 2 frames intervals. you HAVE to combo, which is much more difficult and awkward to do because the coins have inconsistent properties. Yes you have to be chaining. There isn't much inconsistent about it once you play the game enough to figure out the mechanics. The special pieces are also so powerful they're instantly game-deciding, and thus swingy. Can confirm, a well placed ER/RU ends the game. That's true of Magical Drop as well, but I mind it less there because MD3 matches are so much shorter. Money Idol matches are insanely fast if you know what you are doing. I couldn't stress enough how chain-brained the game is."}
+{"text":"(me) For instance even if in the video there it ends with winning the stage in 2 combos, I actually skill issue'd at 7 seconds because I sent the pile of 1-coins on the right side instead of the left. If I did that I could have continued the chain to 10 or 11 through the 5-coins and 10-coins. I know it works like this but the difficulty is thinking really fast while also planning the next moves to extend."}
+{"text":"There isn't much inconsistent about it once you play the game enough to figure out the mechanics. I meant inconsistent as in; some coins match in groups of two but others in groups of five, the ¥500 coins vanish when they're matched but others don't. Contrasting Magical Drop and most other puzzle games where the different pieces have the same properties. Watching your .webm I see that I was misinterpreting the game's mechanics. I thought that pieces needed to fall to legally combo, but it's clearly actually all speed-based like Magical Drop. The tutorial never explained it properly and I think the timing for how it works is a little different from how it is in MD3 so I never got it to work and incorrectly assumed the rules were completely different."}
+{"text":"Watching your .webm I see that I was misinterpreting the game's mechanics. I thought that pieces needed to fall to legally combo, but it's clearly actually all speed-based like Magical Drop. The tutorial never explained it properly and I think the timing for how it works is a little different from how it is in MD3 so I never got it to work and incorrectly assumed the rules were completely different. I have been there too, since I played MD3 long before Money Idol. One thing I said nearly instantly is that the game looked really challenging and my muscle memory wasn't helping at all, until I got used to it as its own thing. Specifically more about the timing and combo window than the coin mechanic, I got that part early enough and I'm sure it will become second nature to you if you keep playing for a little while longer. Ultimately ended up preferring this style of gameplay. Anyway yes, I would say it's still speed-based with a light planning element, mostly the part where you can split chains into a main one to follow through and sub chains to extend/give you time to arrange other coins."}
+{"text":"You ever play Jumping Flash /vr/? Great gem, the low fps is a little sickening but it's such a unique and overlooked type of game. Had no idea this sequel existed."}
+{"text":"When I rented Jumping Flash as a kid, I was annoyed by the lack of strafe buttons, but still found the game enjoyable. Playing it again as an adult, I quickly discovered that you \"strafe\" by doing a short hop, then pressing left or right. This resolved the one big complaint that I used to have. Fantastic game. The sequel is a great game too, though I didn't enjoy it quite as much as the first. I wish we got a third game."}
+{"text":"Robbit Mon Dieu is disappointing to be desu"}
+{"text":"I love Jumping Flash, beat the first two games, never tried the third. I spent a lot of time running around just appreciating the early 3D environment and models."}
+{"text":"No i didn't"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's the same with 2 and Ghost in the Shell, they all ran on the same engine"}
+{"text":"Do you play CoM on GBA or PS2"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"i dont play it at all. i skip it."}
+{"text":"GBA, it's actually unique and looks great. PS2 sucks and just reuses assets from 1, just watch the cutscenes later if curious."}
+{"text":"Play the GBA version, the PS2 version sucks and the AI is lobotomized, and the only new content is a third phase to the final boss which is still braindead easy."}
+{"text":"Game is supposedly about digging The actual object is torturing creatures by pumping them full of air until they explode wtf did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"more dig dug deeper they reach the top of the surface you're fucked because they gain full 3d movement"}
+{"text":"the inflation from kitana's fatality"}
+{"text":"This game shaped me into a man I am today."}
+{"text":"I have a mild case of the expansion thing, I can recall a large amount of cartoons I watched and books I read as a kid that contributed to it and I can still remember them today. It never metastasized into a full blown fetish but with enough jostling around I can see how it might have. You never know when two wires are going to cross as a child."}
+{"text":"underrated as fug"}
+{"text":"Tip top comfy-kino"}
+{"text":"Ruin. He wasn't aiming for a Monzaemon evo. Lel."}
+{"text":"If you got numemon, it means you did make a mistake. You only get numemon in Digimon World if your digimon's stats don't align with any other possible evolution."}
+{"text":"don't align with any other possible evolution Which is likely if you don't know what they are."}
+{"text":"I'm just saying that you can't (unintentionally) get numemon while making \"no mistakes\" because numemon is literally the booby prize for fucking up your mon's training somehow."}
+{"text":"Hit the gym two or three times for god's sake."}
+{"text":"This is actually kinda fun. too bad theres only like 5 tracks."}
+{"text":"square was incapable of making a bad game during that era lol"}
+{"text":"Spill."}
+{"text":"My only issue with the story is how it takes forever to mash through it when you've already done it a billion times Also, what causes the slowdown during character selection? It's weird that it happens there and not anywhere during an actual race"}
+{"text":"I liked this game"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure you don't need to mash, just hold start or select or other button, I can't remember. Also the game even asks you if you want the story to play or if you just wanna race so you can do it multiple times to unlock the secret characters"}
+{"text":"I don't get it, this jump is literally impossible."}
+{"text":"24 REAL hours? Do you think I have two additional co-drivers to trade off with every eight hours? Are you fucking mad?"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"semantics"}
+{"text":"Thats pretty sick. I just know the newest one apparently doesn't and it was one of my favorite features for having endurance races running while at school."}
+{"text":"its like you were training a protege on the team to be a backup driver for you with endurance races specifically in mind idk if you know, but the B-Spec driver does indeed get better the more you use him. some giga-autist worked out the quickest method to train up the B-Spec driver to its maximum skill level."}
+{"text":"Doesn't GT4 in particular wipe your data if you use save states?"}
+{"text":"Beverly Hills 902010 S03E17 has a lengthy segment which takes place in an arcade. Lots of cabinets and decor are seen. This series was recently released in native 4K but I don't have access to Paramount Plus to capture it."}
+{"text":"This post reeks of barneyfag millenial"}
+{"text":"its third worlders and zoomers who are spiritually third worlders"}
+{"text":"I need more resolution, Cap'n!"}
+{"text":"Shartranny desperate to shit the thread by calling everyone third worlds reminder that /qa/ lost and xher hacking of 4chan failed miserably"}
+{"text":"There isnt even a highend one with 3D display"}
+{"text":"Confirming, RK3566 is fucked on OpenGL rendering too. There's a latency toll."}
+{"text":"There is, but is not as pocketable as the steamdeck."}
+{"text":"i dont mind sticks yeah, although Do mind anbernig's lack of ability to implement a charging circuit most other chinese ewasteevendors are capable from camera chargers to ewaste tablets"}
+{"text":"Wow cool info, but i just searched this up, its over 1k and not yet shipping, so i stand correct so far. But hey this gives really hope. Id love a 3D screen that isnt bound to shitty nintendo. Been using r/b glasses (for virtual boy wario) but thats rather a meme solution."}
+{"text":"It's the most 90s game"}
+{"text":"Wrong. I could tell you what the actual most '90s game is but I won't"}
+{"text":"That would be Cool Spot."}
+{"text":"Techno intensifies"}
+{"text":"The arranged OST album is kino"}
+{"text":"Well shit somebody already said it. Bet you feel real stupid now huh anon I love Vectorman, fun gameplay and killer graphics and music. Sounds effects are fine, better than usual Genesis fare at least."}
+{"text":"/vr/ opinions that make you want to hit the person who says it"}
+{"text":"Pokemon belongs on /vr/ instead of /vp/edophiles Half-Life and Halo LE GOOD Sonic LE GOOD Bing bing wahoo LE GOOD Metroid LE GOOD Dreamcast LE GOOD GameCube LE GOOD Melee isn't for pedophiles calling it anything but DOS-ROMs"}
+{"text":"You are LE MENTALLY ILL."}
+{"text":"Dreamcast LE GOOD You're so close yet so far"}
+{"text":"You are LE BASED"}
+{"text":"You are LE SAMEFAG. Heh this."}
+{"text":"highway hypnosis: the videogame Can anyone explain how this series got popular? All the games before Underground are at best sleep aids."}
+{"text":"looked good, sounded good and played good - at least better than other semi-open road racing games like, compare collision physics of Test Drive 5 and NFS3 (or even NFS1 for that matter) Hometown specifically is the easy all-out speed track. Country Woods (which shares parts of Hometown) is a much windier track. Rocky Pass and The Summit are even tighter. Aquatica is not only tight but also some turns are over quite steep hills All good arcade games take you through uniquely identifiable sectors paced throughout the track. which tracks in NFS are you having difficulties with to differentiate?"}
+{"text":"it's a gimmick side mode with no sense of progression never noticed the wheel and badge icons next to tracks when selected Hot Pursuit mode? never noticed the locked pursuit cars? never watched the intro movie? Racing games need a career (ie, context to the races) to be interesting High Stakes' career really doesn't add any context other than tying a few races together as a small tournament. you don't have persistent rivals or some global reputation or ranking. there isn't any continuity between tournaments other than having to finish one to unlock another. the races themselves aren't unique in any way, in fact they're more sterile (for example, you never get any traffic in career races)"}
+{"text":"oh, and here's collisions in TD5"}
+{"text":"Their mirrors are going to touch"}
+{"text":"Gotta link to the modded version, friend? :)"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Crono's Mom."}
+{"text":"how can it be murder if the universe of the character has no murder laws?"}
+{"text":"Correct. You're projecting that from your own sensibilities based on real world laws onto the world of the game. Murder is a legal term, if there is no law against killing someone without justification then murder is not a relevant or valid term to use, it would simply be killing."}
+{"text":"okay I will kill you then"}
+{"text":"That would be murder because we do live in a world where that's defined as illegal."}
+{"text":"What's your age?"}
+{"text":"mogs all other games in the series"}
+{"text":"SS5S this is complete slop"}
+{"text":"every SS game since 4 is casual slop. at least they tried balancing SS5S."}
+{"text":"Its criminally underrated because it has: the best atmosphere, the best story, best sound and music, alternate styles. What autists didn't like: no combos or autistic gameplay shit. etc."}
+{"text":"no monkey girl I don't care"}
+{"text":"It's my favourite"}
+{"text":"HUGE Real Bout fan comes to /vr/ to say no one cares about or plays MotW it actually has more players than all Fatal Fury games combined Why does this happen so frequently?"}
+{"text":"Jeets are biologically incapable of fighting"}
+{"text":"HUGE Real Bout fan comes to /vr/ to say Proof? Garou is more popular with modern people for having the most advanced graphics and for being a simplified version of Fatal Fury. In fact, it's not even called Fatal Fury/Garou Densetsu, it's just Garou. It's a continuation of the story but the developers made clear is not a Real Fatal Fury bout (heh)"}
+{"text":"storylines secret characters retard alert"}
+{"text":"Uh they did. You can thank Reptile for Akuma and Samurai Shodown and KoF for every technical gimmick in SF after II. You can also thank both MK and FF for giving characters actual stories even if they suck at it"}
+{"text":"Still king. How come no other followups managed to reach such heights? One would thinks advances in technology and an increased understanding of game designed would have resulted in superior games by now. Sidenote: I'm so glad we're past that point in time where you couldn't even praise this game on the internet and everyone(/v/, reddit and youtubers alike) would act like Majora's Mask was infinitely deeper and better."}
+{"text":"That's not Mario you fake gamer it's Jump Man."}
+{"text":"I did that, but it was 1990-1993. I remember recording Ace of Bass and shit Late GenX and think Ocarina is boring. 1998 I was in college and getting porn and mp3s from shared folders on the college ethernet. Winamp whipped the llama's ass but napster wasn't until a bit later."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"opening every treasure chest in oot takes an hour of your life in cutscenes alone"}
+{"text":"what an odd story and atmosphere, but also probably the best looking PS1 game I've ever played, almost looked like an early PS2 game at times discuss Ace Combat in general"}
+{"text":"your post certainly was"}
+{"text":"Jane's USNF97 port for japan as TFX is better"}
+{"text":"best post ever"}
+{"text":"Shit. I meant to reply to this guy"}
+{"text":"worst posts ever"}
+{"text":"I've been playing through all the James Bond games on GameCube and they're all really fucking good. Even if you don't like the movies. Fuck the Night Shift mission in Nightfire though."}
+{"text":"Did you really beat the game unless you played all 3 versions?"}
+{"text":"The PC version was such shit. I didn't know about GBA though. Neat."}
+{"text":"Using the claw to put yourself on the ceiling in multiplayer was such fun"}
+{"text":"This generation of Bond games were solid but all got overshadowed by Goldeneye still being held as the best Bond game ever and arguably the best console FPS. Goldeeye's multiplayer is still probably better but the campaign in these games were fine"}
+{"text":"that ffvii data they got some stuff mixed."}
+{"text":"If the anon who uploaded those scans to gofile is still here, can I get a reup of issue 17?"}
+{"text":"ISS DELUXE and fifa 97 in the same issue, nice, good to see pseudo 3d iss deluxe got more love"}
+{"text":"My favourite SHMUP is Disruptor and my favourite Beat'em up is Tobal"}
+{"text":"seeing this issue and the last ones, I get the impression most people forgot about the 1994-1997 games on psx, people tend to parroting about late 1997 onwars, but I think 1994-1997 are the most underrated and interesting years for psx games. You rarely see any of these games talked about outside the big cows."}
+{"text":"That's enough for today, I'll have more OPM UK for you kids tomorrow."}
+{"text":"People love that ironman game"}
+{"text":"comicbook anons got a hard deal with these 3 games."}
+{"text":"What the fuck went wrong? Did they fucked it up on purpose to spite SoA and the 32x?"}
+{"text":"Rushed shit The music was pretty good though"}
+{"text":"what if you had an annoying buddy to worry about"}
+{"text":"Why no one used its asset and try to recreated on the Mania engine, like what they did with Sonic Triple Trouble 16-bit, yet?"}
+{"text":"Well, /vr/, what team are we picking?"}
+{"text":"Me? It's the San Antonio Spurs."}
+{"text":"fatboy picked the Celtics again hahaha, oh wow."}
+{"text":"The half time music is kino."}
+{"text":"The one with only white people"}
+{"text":"There's none. OG NBA Jam is a really diverse video game."}
+{"text":"Aside from the one non retro one you will ignore, my taste is supreme"}
+{"text":"Actually not a bad idea. I will start a drawing thread in some days, but be prepared, I'm horrible at drawing."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to it!"}
+{"text":"my favorite part are her lady shorts her bloomers if you will"}
+{"text":"Shouldn't have betrayed KAIN"}
+{"text":"Love Beat 'em up girls. And for me, it's Blaze."}
+{"text":"yeah i grinded/ground red orbs in DmC1, what should of i done otherwise The secret missions are practically made so you can repeat them and then beef up like a big mac at the store getting upgrades to make the game actually fun"}
+{"text":"It lets you know to just hide the thread."}
+{"text":"mork thread"}
+{"text":"should of *should have"}
+{"text":"For me, you have to beat the US longbox/blackbox version with the best ending for both characters. Bonus points for beating the arrange mode in the director's cut at least once in your life. Beating it through the japanese versions (director's cut standard mode and gog version are just translated versions of the jap ver) doesn't count since the enemies do 1.5x less damage, Jill doesn't need ink ribbons and you get more ink ribbons per budle and there is autoaim. Total baby mode. Btw playing ng+ on the pc version doesn't count either since it still retains the autoaim. The only native pc version that counts is the original '97 US version if you can get it running (you can't). The original western release (longbox/blackbox) is the perfect Medium mode and personally my favorite way to replay the game. One more thing of note: when playing this version, the health differences between Chris and Jill are far more noticable and impactful."}
+{"text":"Get both good endings. That's all. This game doesn't deserve more of your time than that."}
+{"text":"if you beat the game the way it was originally designed, you didn't beat the game How much autism is too much autism?"}
+{"text":"If you used anything other than the knife you didn't beat the game"}
+{"text":"Not necessarily. If I remember correctly, t-Virus is spread through saliva (which means bites from zombies and dogs is death sentence unless STARS members were lucky enough to have a natural immunity to the virus) and while Hunters and Tyrant can technically infect through their claws it's not guaranteed to happen. Dunno about Yawn (though I suspect not, given Richard doesn't turn before dying) and Webspinners (I think the original script by Iwao has them carrying the clay virus that was the basis of the t-Virus - hence the reason why the Black Tiger was put in the game without any explanation) but you could get damaged and still get away with it, depending on what creature attacks you."}
+{"text":"Kill all enemies playthrough Knife only playthrough (easy as hell when you know the pause trick) Enjoy getting destroyed by packs of Hunters."}
+{"text":"Why don't games look like this anymore"}
+{"text":"post sovl"}
+{"text":"Worst camera angle is whatever the fuck was going on with Ultima 7."}
+{"text":"Little known fact: Ultima VII uses a regular top down camera, it's just that everyone (even the buildings) is doing the Smooth Criminal lean."}
+{"text":"Was it really that important to replace the comma with a colon"}
+{"text":"it was mostly because I wrote \"everyone are\""}
+{"text":"Dear god the writing in Fallout 2 is fucking horrible. I’m shocked a game from 1998 can have this type of reference barfing, unserious, 2010s tier dialogue"}
+{"text":"The best Fallout game. The first half is kino when you're fighting the raiders right up to the super mutants. It really falls off in the second half."}
+{"text":"Fucking normies. Too many eyeballs on Fallout now. And the very small number of non-gay millennials can't even have comfy threads about a based boomer series without cheeky lads trolling these threads ironically arguing that Fallout 3 is better than NV just to troll the higher IQ zoomer autists that have played both, identified which is the better game and got a little over-invested in arguing on behalf of boomer RPGs. This would never have happened without normies."}
+{"text":"I smell desperate ranjeet trying to make FO3 look good by shitting on the other games."}
+{"text":"not retro"}
+{"text":"if I had to guess he saw it stashed in a container labeled \"pre-war\" in NV and didn't think the nearby raiders were just using it as a cache This is giving him too much credit. He does not give a fuck about the lore. It's a wacky funny retro 50s themed killer playground to him. He knows it about as much as a tranny who watched a few Oxhorn videos does. the \"myron faked everything\" theory There is no Myron faked everything theory, there are retarded retcons in later games that are ignored by simply refusing to consider F3 and F4 canon, which is how I choose to view things."}
+{"text":"Which rains supreme?"}
+{"text":"What have to be tank control?"}
+{"text":"The combat system was built around it"}
+{"text":"Blubart mechanism."}
+{"text":"Look at gameplay footage of Vampire Hunter D, seem junkie movement."}
+{"text":"Indeed sadly"}
+{"text":"What’s the gameplay loop"}
+{"text":"daytona 500 loop gameplay loop"}
+{"text":"ignore the gameplay loop just keep moving forward aunt says i'm not allowed to play monopoly anymore"}
+{"text":"pass go which is not a loop"}
+{"text":"play mario kart world most of the tracks aren't loops wtf"}
+{"text":"black people arent black, they are brown skinned That's only in America because all those blacks descend from slave owners. Absolutely would"}
+{"text":"Post small details about games no one notices"}
+{"text":"nice theory but anon still said SHITmaster so no I think it's just onomatopoeia like  said"}
+{"text":"It's not a theory, saying ahh for ass to get past swear filters is literally something zoomies do these days, look it up."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty good at noticing mistakes on sprite work, even when it's just a single pixel that's wrong. In Mega Man 5 during the jetski segment, MM's leg is the wrong palette in 2 frames, making it flicker."}
+{"text":"It's tiktok brainrot, add it to your filters and never look back. Fucking parasites the lot of them."}
+{"text":"The thinking man's Max Payne"}
+{"text":"Grant City. Hardest place on earth. People aren't born here. They're forged out of broken bones and blood money. Fortunes are lost and found on a daily basis, and if you're not one of the lucky finders, you're probably dead. That's not to say there's no justice here, it's just hard to reach sometimes. Under the layers of crime and corruption that stretch between the gutter and the glamour. It was another grey autumn. The leaves were changing from go-green to caution-yellow. Pretty soon they'd be danger-red, then dead-brown."}
+{"text":"Except for the part where Max Payne was, you know, good and fun to play."}
+{"text":"Dead to Rights? Dead to Rights."}
+{"text":"Great game But only the Xbox version"}
+{"text":"Will this be worth my time to play; or should I just stick with The Sims and Starcraft?"}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"dude, just use these 2-hour long install guides with zero guarantee they will work, or need further tinkering Guess the game is a lost cause."}
+{"text":"well it is not OP's fault if it works for everyone else but for you tardlords it doesn't but looking at your post, you are nothing but a faggot shitposter desperate for a (you)"}
+{"text":"just upload yours to the archive as well, you can make an account with a disposable email"}
+{"text":"I rather keep it here, i'll see if its possible to add to the doom thread archive alongside the /vr/ packs"}
+{"text":"What an amazing little handheld. You could only play GBA games for the rest of your life and still be satisfied, since it has such a huge, varied, and high-quality library."}
+{"text":"I've filled my retro 'held with the romset for GBA inb4 \"lmao romset no curation\" That's the point. I'm curating the game list one by one. If I don't like one game, it's gone. So far all the Disney sports games have been a disaster. I'm not even bothering with Pokémon since I've already played them before, even though that's what all the normies flock to when they see the GBA. \"Ohmigosh, Pokémon fire red, muh childhood\"."}
+{"text":"you just had to cope with being in the perfect position for the non-backlit screen to be visible. Or buy one of those stupid minilamps you could have as an accessory lol. Honestly i always wanted to have a GBA instead of my GBA SP because the shape seems more ergonomic to use, the shoulder buttons seem way better, but i dont envy the dark screen at all"}
+{"text":"It seems like you're letting nostalgia and economic circumstances affect your judgment of the GBA as a console. It's a very subjective take. It's like saying the Wii was the best console because it had a huge Virtual Console library, and it was cheap, and I enjoyed it as a kid. Objectively, not a great handheld. Wii was objectively not a good console."}
+{"text":"list your top ten third party first entries of series on the gba No retard go away."}
+{"text":"I don't know what's worse, that you lack basic reading comprehension and yet call people retards, or that Nintendo making an original title on GBA would be such an impossibility you immediately assume that post only targeted third parties."}
+{"text":"Why isn't Star Control more popular? It's got writing that would appeal to zoomies, mods make it easily accessible, it's free, and it runs on toasters. So why is it despite its legacy and being incredibly influential zoomers don't care about it?"}
+{"text":"Das it, mane. That's the stuff I was mesmerized with. Those hacker group intros bundled with the pirated games I got. They were impressive visually and had great songs with some memorable hooks. Definitely an aspect of old PC gaming I miss. It was a time before digital distribution and streaming being widely available. The shareware model really took off at that time too. However, Star Control 2 was more traditional in its release in the usual media cycle via promotion in magazines or included order booklet found within other Accolade titles."}
+{"text":"The Zoq Fok Pik ship is borderline unusable against almost everything when you're a human playing vs the computer's Sherlock Holmes mind palace galaxy brain, except Ilwrath which it absolutely btfos with the peashooter."}
+{"text":"I fucking love Tyrian. Especially the music. I wish it was just a bit more balanced so that most weapons are viable, and late game enemies didn't scale so unreasonably that they'll just tank your max level weapons most times."}
+{"text":"The funny part is that \"getting\" it necessarily requires simply pretending to get it because there's literally nothing to actually get about it."}
+{"text":"the .nfo file was practically a gamefaq and they even included a late-game (post-apocalyptic failure-state) game save what a faggy group"}
+{"text":"video game genres are all bullshit. I'm sure you already knew that, how many times have you seen a game advertised as \"adventure\" or \"action\", fucking useless. this game is evidence that even very specific genres like \"shoot-em-ups\" are actually a hodgepodge of different types of games. the problem is that genres are defined by some surface level aspect, such as \"an autoscroller where you control a character and shoot waves of enemies\", not ever considering the core intentions of the game design, which could be \"memorizing patterns, shooting and dodging in a 2d plane\" or \"idk watching all the explosions while wildly flailing around and then you get to buy some wacky new gun with the money you collected\" this game has more in common with those old \"desktop destroyer\" stress relief \"games\" than with other \"shmups\""}
+{"text":"speaking of secrets, am i misremembering things or does one of the four orbs in asteroid 2 lead to a different level?"}
+{"text":"nevermind i am, it was one of the four orbs in stargate"}
+{"text":"Marisa wide shot heh"}
+{"text":"Other than the cheeky 'like Tyrian' which made me chuckle a little, you're completely right. Though, I will say that it wasn't a shmup issue. Eurojank was prominent across pretty much every genre, and made finding good niche games difficult. Still does. Not everything is shit though, these same crappy games also tend to just randomly pull some insane quality writing or music out of their ass. Bonus points if the game immediately goes back to shit after it."}
+{"text":"This is the best Berserk video game adaptation."}
+{"text":"Shhh don't tell anyone"}
+{"text":"this game is better it's like twisted metal but boats"}
+{"text":"This is the best Berserk video game adaptation. It's unfinished, repetitive, and meandering?"}
+{"text":"Fun game, one thing I like is how you can play with 8 people on the pc even though it's unpractical because everyone would have their hands on the keyboard"}
+{"text":"It's too hard."}
+{"text":"That game is pretty easy. Like my 3rd or 4th playthrough I got par or better on every hole and got through without putting another coin in."}
+{"text":"If that is true then the machine you were playing on was set to no penalty on par, which is not the default setting. On default if get more than 3 pars you'll have to continue (unless you win the mini-contests). Additionally, you would not have won the game. You need like -10 just to beat the game on Normal difficulty."}
+{"text":"Yeah that sounds about right. I got 2 eagles I remember that and I only got par a few times. Mostly it was birdies. I almost won closest to the pin but I was a hair too short."}
+{"text":"ON THE GWEEEEN"}
+{"text":"one of the comfiest osts of all time"}
+{"text":"ITT: retro games with distracting HUDs that made you feel weird"}
+{"text":"oh I get it the ui has feet they what made it weird yeah no this thread sucks OP"}
+{"text":"When you reached the end of Captain Blood, and the Ondoyante beams aboard but decides not to stay in her quarters, the game's UI gets updated like so."}
+{"text":"I <3 French perverts making videogames."}
+{"text":"Every European game ever"}
+{"text":"The titular character of the game is a 1980s video game designer, Bob Morlock, who picked \"Captain Blood\" as a nickname in tribute to the film starring Errol Flynn of the same name. Morlock develops a new video game about aliens and space travel. While testing his new project for the first time, he becomes warped inside the spaceship of the very game he had designed. Soon after, Blood is forced to go into hyperspace mode and, due to an incident, gets accidentally cloned 30 times. For 800 years, Blood tracks down every clone, as each one took a portion of his vital fluid. When the game begins, Blood has successfully disintegrated 25 clones, but he needs to kill the last five clones who turned out to be the most difficult to track down, or he will lose his last connection with the human species. This weird dream again, deja vu"}
+{"text":"HAIIIIYO HAIIIIYO HAIIIIIIIII YO"}
+{"text":"Should I play furry adventures on a 480i CRT or at 480P widescreen on an OLED?"}
+{"text":"Play it on a hacked WiiU plugged into an OLED"}
+{"text":"Depends on if your OLED setup introduces input lag or not The game actually has a native widescreen option which is pretty cool"}
+{"text":"No Wii U available so my options are 480i with a Wii or 480p with dolphin emulation. I'll have to see if there's any noticeable input lag with the emulator + gamesir controller"}
+{"text":"Just play it with dolphin so you can savestate thru it and save yourself some time."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Hey Hoopman, you still seething?"}
+{"text":"Anon just say that your plowing cadaver already and/or high as fuck."}
+{"text":"I dont get it"}
+{"text":"Eh, her opinion doesn't hold much weight since she's a murderous psychopath that brutally killed all her coworkers and is stuck in a purgatory created by an alien artifact her team had found because of it That's a girl, her boobs are more obvious in her other sprites,"}
+{"text":"the white chamber, and yes, it's freeware. It's a pretty good short point and click."}
+{"text":"What games best utilize SGB colours during actual gameplay (not just for borders, title screens and cutscene)s, outside of Pokémon B/R which does an astounding job with it? It seems that most games really don't do much with it even when they could. Even Mole Mania, a Nintendo game with no scrolling which has a lot of static backgrounds, something perfect to add SGB colours with, doesn't do anything with it. The best I've found so far are the Legend of the River King/Sea King games which have coloured bait in the bait menu."}
+{"text":"Space Invaders has what is basically a SNES version of the game if played on a Super Gameboy"}
+{"text":"Your wallpaper is Looking Good, an irl iteration of HQX or supersai"}
+{"text":"translation patch Excuse me?"}
+{"text":"This one's interesting because there's also a standalone SNES version of the game, and the GB game also gives you the option to play the regular GB version but with SGB enhancements."}
+{"text":"Oh right, it's unfinished. That would explain why I thought it didn't work. Derp"}
+{"text":"Anyway, it's time for Hello Kitty's Cube Frenzy."}
+{"text":"more like goodbye cat"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"Rest in heaven"}
+{"text":"ripping post"}
+{"text":"DD1 Just punches her in the stomach and kidnaps her DD2 Murders her ass What the FUCK was his problem? Did he really think the Lee brothers wouldn't go after him? Then again why not just let the bitch in."}
+{"text":"If you fail once, try try again I suppose."}
+{"text":"I can't believe they would do that to Alyssa Milano."}
+{"text":"They all walk like they shat their pants"}
+{"text":"It was a different time (the post apocalypse)."}
+{"text":"What I don't get is, why didn't Bimmy immediately jump into the attack copter and chase down machine gun willy from the sky as he hobbled away? Was he out of fuel?"}
+{"text":"It's too hard"}
+{"text":"Holy crap! He deserves some Reddit Gold! pay even more money to get the working game No thanks."}
+{"text":"Hmmmmmm, nyo."}
+{"text":"E grip machine Drift It's that easy. \"But what about longer, straighter tracks?\" Kill your rivals, also play better."}
+{"text":"How do you do this?"}
+{"text":"Weird. Didn't know I was good at video games. Heres a tip: if you set your engine to two slots away from max speed you can now go at a master pace just don't run into anything."}
+{"text":"I wasn't planning on playing this but I threw it on, on a whim. I beat 3 bosses without even trying just with the buster. FireMan is a DPS race fight, just take hits and keep firing CutMan is just avoid his slicer and keep him pushed with your buster BombMan avoid his bombs and keep firing at him as you dodge shit Very very game, the levels aren't even hard..."}
+{"text":"Wow. You beat a game designed for 8-year old asian children who didn't have heat or running water toilets in their homes, and fuckin' aced it. Glad you got a chance to show off that flex."}
+{"text":"OP didn't beat the game yet, just beat 3 levels (which each take less than 5 minutes) then ran to /vr/ to make a thread."}
+{"text":"You sound like the type of fag who thinks using a turbo controller for shmups is cheating"}
+{"text":"complete non sequitur That's a weird guilty conscience. I couldn't care one bit about what controller you use. Why would I? Your post doesn't make any sense."}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Blows my mind when I realize Sonic Adventure came out the same year as Banjo Kazooie and predates DK64. How come Sonic never became a collectathon? Would a Sonic collectathon have saved the Saturn?"}
+{"text":"I did know about the Saturn because I did in fact see it mentioned in gaming magazines. i accept your concession. memory holed i guess, man. but if you went to department stores, game stores, toy stores, rental places or read something other than system-dedicated magazines, you absolutely were exposed to it."}
+{"text":"I mean I literally said it was never about \"knowing\" about the Saturn here but okay..."}
+{"text":"and i literally said if your argument is kids did know about it but didn't care i would agree here"}
+{"text":"Always wanted the Knuckles gameplay of Sonic Adventure in an open world collectathon. Breath of the Wild actually usurped how he controls completely. It would work."}
+{"text":"ITT: official romhacks"}
+{"text":"they're the same?"}
+{"text":"US Red/Blue really are just rom hacks of Japanese Blue that replicate the encounters and pokemon availability of Japanese Red/Green."}
+{"text":"i wanna paizuri her stupid fat titties"}
+{"text":"Genius"}
+{"text":"This one is actually really good. Sure for the time it was outrageous but any mario player going back now which are you gonna play one or two? A better question is do you want to beat the game in less than an hour and have to pop in a new game guaranteed?"}
+{"text":"In celebration of KINO Pizzas getting an official release, let's celebrate. You don't shit youtself when you ask for pizza, do you?"}
+{"text":"What console?"}
+{"text":"PC, was originally a TV show game kids played using the phone in real time"}
+{"text":"so here I am doin' everything I can holdin' on to what I am pretending I'm a pizzaman! the release of this game has improved my opinion on argentinia"}
+{"text":"spics forcing the kino meme ofc"}
+{"text":"mmm not fond of argentina, huh? we could always talk about other latam games then"}
+{"text":"Does it deserve the scrutiny and ridicule?"}
+{"text":"Nights was supposed to be the console's mascot Aren't you forgetting about someone?"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, in the world of reality: Pandemonium was an influencial best seller."}
+{"text":"Kito Pixas was better"}
+{"text":"Make whatever argument up you need to faggot"}
+{"text":"what games on genesis or tg-16 are there that can compete with alttp, super metroid, earthbound or chrono trigger? not trying to be a flamebait memer here, just legitimately curious that Im missing out on some epic games. my first consoles were ps1 and 64 so I dont have much of a background outside of the super well known classics"}
+{"text":"Also the game took me 44 hours to beat, which is insane for what's essentially an 8-bit rpg. Why'd you speedrun it though"}
+{"text":"legit something that EOPs will be never able to comprehend. until its translated and we all see how mid it was the entire time, like every other game you retards hype up."}
+{"text":"I don't even know myself why, but I always tend to finish RPGs rather fast. I tend to go first for the main quest and then do sidequests after. I admit that i used the official strategy guide for some help here and there ( especially strats for 百鬼王 and 右のガーニン, massive spike in difficulty ) , but other than that I tend to play RPGs fast. The longest it took me to beat an RPG was Persona 3 at 72 hours. Cope and seethe anon, for you will never read and understand japanese without your ChatShitPT nor will you ever know the greatness that is デュークペペ。"}
+{"text":"My strategy for most bosses in the second half of the game was to freeze them and then either do the high damage attacks which are supposed to deal damage back to you, but don't when the enemy is frozen, or the multi hit attacks which hit rate increases when the enemy is frozen though iirc only Kabuki had access to the freeze spell so I couldn't do that when he wasn't in the party."}
+{"text":"I beat it in 55 hours without consulting a guide, the only game that took me longer to beat before that was megaten 2 which I did consult a guide for."}
+{"text":"What's the best oldskool fortress game and why is it Unreal Fortress?"}
+{"text":"supposedly yeah"}
+{"text":"this feels so weird I was there, gandalf, 3000 years ago downloading all the quake 2 mods playing quake 2 tf with bots because my internet was slow getting half life on christmas 1998 playing team fortress classic a while after that. my internet was slightly less slow now watching the \"realistic\" team fortress 2 pics that came with half life (was it one of the expansions? I feel thin. like butter spread over too much toast. I think it was the one that had the trailer for homeworld. so good) playing team fortress mods for pretty much every fps over the years and then spending 9000 hours on tf2 I haven't even played in over 10 years time, man I should've gotten married and started a family. what have I done with my life"}
+{"text":"Seek Jesus brother and repent and believe the good news, and keep fraggin'"}
+{"text":"a true veteran of the fortress wars"}
+{"text":"ty 4 ur service"}
+{"text":"Is there gonna be an art book of Namco's arcade games?"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"Haha probably"}
+{"text":"i love it so much!"}
+{"text":"Yeah but theres two races that let you bring your own car the lowrider race and the first badlands race. The code is definitely there for it. Well I guess there's always those driving dates."}
+{"text":"Adding a new race or two is probably something you can do as an afterthought when designing a game like this because the races we had are mostly just driving thru checkpoints so it doesn't really take new dialogue or cutscenes or animations or shit."}
+{"text":"III is the best GTA Vice City is a better III"}
+{"text":"For me, it was Beat the Cock!"}
+{"text":"UGHHRR why is he so fast? I'd rather beat my own cock than race this fuckin' dick!"}
+{"text":"Rule of Rose turns 20 years old today. Have you played this game? If not, you should go down to your local video game store and buy a copy today."}
+{"text":"Rose is the daughter of the protagonist in 2 games of another survival horror series and her rule is legitimate because she has strong powers."}
+{"text":"As a lover of Silent Hill 1-4 I feel like i should love this game more but damn, even as rough as SH games can be they never approach the truly dire quality of Rule of Rose. Really hope this game can see an updated remaster some day like they did with Moon RPG, so many games that aged like wine get remakes now that it would be amazing to see a game truly worthy of one get it."}
+{"text":"Is this actually a good game? All I know about it is the loli shit."}
+{"text":"a good game lol Imagine the same enemy copy pasted 30 times in a single area and you fight them with a fork"}
+{"text":"the game sparked a minor moral panic in yurop due to a rumor about its supposed content"}
+{"text":"Master System Micro Machines 92% (StC 21) Masters of Combat 90% (StC 14) = Road Rash 90% (StC 24) Aladdin 85% (StC 23) = Sonic Chaos 85% (StC 12) Buggy Run 80% (StC 16) = The Flash 80% (StC 3) = Wonder Boy in Monster World 80% (StC 4) Deep Duck Trouble Starring Donald Duck 75% (StC 16) = Home Alone 75% (StC 9) = Sega World Tournament Golf 75% (StC 6) Ottifants 70% (StC 12) GP Rider 65% (StC 5) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Game Gear Micro Machines 92% (StC 21) Road Rash 90% (StC 24) Dropzone 86% (StC 38) Battletoads 85% (StC 11) = Ecco the Dolphin 85% (StC 9) = Sonic Chaos 85% (StC 12) Sonic Spinball 80% (StC 34) = Streets of Rage 2 80% (StC 4) CJ Elephant Fugitive 79% (StC 23) Master of Darkness 75% (StC 5) Jurassic Park 70% (StC 9) Galaga 65% (StC 5) PGA Tour Golf 54% (StC 15)"}
+{"text":"MD Champions World Class Soccer Endorsed By Ryan Giggs 65% (StC 33) = GG Galaga 65% (StC 5) = MS GP Rider 65% (StC 5) = SCD Joe Montana's NFL Football 65% (StC 17) = MS Road Runner 65% (StC 11) MD Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama 62% (StC 27) Wiz 'n' Liz: The Frantic Wabbit Wescue 61% (StC 20) SCD Time Gal 60% (StC 4) MS GG Daffy Duck in Hollywood 55% (StC 34) MS GG PGA Tour Golf 54% (StC 15)"}
+{"text":"Did they add a rage 2 image to the street fighter movie news segment by mistake?"}
+{"text":"Yeah bitch!"}
+{"text":"Not to argue semitics, but was it an immersive sim?"}
+{"text":"About the game being immersive, well some of the earlier games like Hitman 2 SA were partly more immersive.... Not that I disagree with your overall point but \"immersive sim\" is a specific thing that doesn't have much to do with being \"immersive.\" It refers to the old Looking Glass studios games from the 90s like Ultima Underworld, System Shock and Thief (and then other games that followed that design path after Looking Glass went broke like Deus Ex, Dishonored and Prey.) And yes, the name is a problem, tends to confuse people and everyone hates it (it should've really been something like Looking Glass-like) but it's the name that stuck so what can you do?"}
+{"text":"Looking Glass-like Then you'd end up with the same problem as roguelikes, where people take a mechanic or feature from those games and slap it in a puzzle game or some shit and call it a \"Looking-Glass-like\" and then people propose \"Looking-Glass-lite\" but then other people are like \"no, it's too late, just call those games Traditional Looking-Glass-Likes from now on!\" until eventually the term becomes meaningless"}
+{"text":"Well... yeah. I'm just saying \"immersive sim's\" a particularly bad name and inevitably causes arguments by people who've never touched one of Looking Glass's games who then try to define it by their own interpretation of the words \"immersive\" and \"sim.\" It's just a really unfortunate name overall. Still I think this guy nailed it: Probably not but it's got the spirit more than a lot of other games people try to claim are immersive sims."}
+{"text":"fake genre"}
+{"text":"Yes I have heard the term before at least with Deus Ex and I don't love it or hate it but I just took it literally."}
+{"text":"I've never played the 3D0, but I really like what they did with it in the sense of them licensing the hardware to various manufacturers. That's a very clever way to save money. What are your favorite titles on this system? I'd love to try it out sometime since I've heard a lot of good things about it and a lot of bad things as well."}
+{"text":"D was a 3DO game published by Panasonic Absolutely wild. I only have experience with the series with D2 on the Dreamcast but that's pretty interesting history. Yeah, the original D was originally published in japan for the Japanese 3DO and Panasonic brought it over to North America. D2 was originally developed for the M2 console, which was suppose to be the successor for the 3DO. Panasonic cancelled the M2, and D2 was practically remade for the Dreamcast."}
+{"text":"i like the story about how Eno dodged any censorship with D."}
+{"text":"M2 console First time hearing about this, though I admit, I never knew much about the 3DO in the first place."}
+{"text":"It was cancelled, but the hardware was use for a few arcade games like Battle Tryst The graphics are somwhere between the N64 and the Dreamcast"}
+{"text":"Sony derangement syndrome"}
+{"text":"did it? i hate tekken now"}
+{"text":"Nobody played PS2 online, it didn't work and early 00s internet speed was horrible"}
+{"text":"cheat menu"}
+{"text":"void ground texture I don't think this existed at the time or atleast i was unaware of it. That would've been a lot nicer. Placing all the tiles was annoying as hell Most of the maps i've made, i used World Machine which is an old terrain generation program. I think OpenRCT has improved generating a map from a heightmap a lot but it's still a huge trainwreck when you import it and you need to do a bunch of fixing up. Here is what it looks like in World Machine."}
+{"text":"los pollos hermanos"}
+{"text":"The end result is a pretty good approximation of that canyon. It's a beautiful landscape and a lot of fun to build on."}
+{"text":"Forest of Hope Home."}
+{"text":"I can hear the song in my head. Thank you."}
+{"text":"I didn't like the series until 4"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the do-anything barrels that exist in hammerspace are a weird writer's convenience, but it's nice that he's trying to explain stuff. And Cranky is always a delight, you can tell that Teitelbaum had a lot of fun writing him. We got the DKC cartoon in 2000. People forget that consoles (and IPs in general) lasted a lot longer before broadband wi-fi and social media gave everything the lifespan of a mayfly."}
+{"text":"I'm just gonna imagine that they pull them out from the same place where they store their bananas... Fun fact: The cheeky buggers at Rare also in DK64 placed the position point (the actual single point at which for the game the character actually is located) there. Pretty sure that was not a coincidence..."}
+{"text":"What did they mean by this? Is he an amazing atheist?"}
+{"text":"Baldur's Gate next week YISSSSSSSSS finally Please tell me you're gonna post the BG2 novels as well"}
+{"text":"You're an idiot"}
+{"text":"It’s been 28 years but I finally caught this son of a bitch"}
+{"text":"sorry I meant if you DONT shoot the targets he gets mad and wont let you play"}
+{"text":"Was the challenge changed on 3DS?"}
+{"text":"The sinking lure doesnt work to catch it as child Link. Also, until a few years ago no one knew the conditions to even make the thing appear. The prevailing rumor was that you had to get all the prizes first."}
+{"text":"hell yea"}
+{"text":"UT99 is the greatest FPS experience ever. I didnt say story, half life, halo, red faction and many others all have a better story, but mechanics wise and gameplay wise nothing tops UT99"}
+{"text":"I can't imagine playing without the keyboard and mouse"}
+{"text":"UT99 is the greatest FPS experience ever This is a cute take"}
+{"text":"CS is for cheating teenagers with divorced parents"}
+{"text":"Creamy"}
+{"text":"Quakeworld Rocket Arena > your deathmatch shooter"}
+{"text":"I'm back to my oid self again"}
+{"text":"mario is king obviously"}
+{"text":"Not only that, the castlen is places on the spot where Kyoto is. Effectively, Castle 3 is Nintendo HQ and Mario is the king"}
+{"text":"Every toad in the mushroom kingdom is related, actually."}
+{"text":"Symbolic thread"}
+{"text":"You're not nearly as intelligent as you think you are."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure yet, there's a few options."}
+{"text":"For that kind of money it better be one of the grails. Otherwise not worth it."}
+{"text":"What are considered grails?"}
+{"text":"a PVM/BVM, the set from the OP's pic, one of the CRTs with a famicom or super famicom built in"}
+{"text":"So basically any high grade professional monitor in good condition with high res/tvl?"}
+{"text":"If sega would have completely folded and never made games after the hardware died I could see a world where it was much more popular now because of the 2k series being locked to the console. I have, by my own measure, a trash dreamcast collection of some 20 odd games, but I play a lot of NHL 2k and nfl 2k1. I own espn 2k5 for my ps2, but I opt to play 2k1 since it's one of the best DC games I own. In era playing it with 2 controllers and 2 VMUs was some of the best head to head sports gaming I've ever experienced, on par with nhl 94."}
+{"text":"Anyone know the n64 soccer game that had an indoor walled field so the ball didn't go out of bounds?"}
+{"text":"yeah modified lobbed through ball PES 5 is Winning Eleven 9 so Winning Eleven 7 is like PES 3"}
+{"text":"mostly Bomba/Brazukas patch right? even checked Evo Web but there's no current season patch that I found there"}
+{"text":"Here's your (you), anon. Sounds good even though I haven't played Sotn in over a decade. A shame it's so short. Perhaps you could expand it and add variations?"}
+{"text":"/mu/ Why do you use reddit?"}
+{"text":"As it is, it's the length of the original piece. It would be fun to expand it though, maybe through in a refrain with the melody going to the cello."}
+{"text":"Well done, I'd enjoy hearing what a live quartet would sound like with this piece. Got the score?"}
+{"text":"He doesn't understand listening to music. He thinks it's short because he plays music as background. He didn't listen to it. I'm listening it as this soundtrack is dear to me and it's very good. I can hear the bells and percussion perfectly in my head. And the choir"}
+{"text":"What were some of your go-to games that you never got bored of? Pic related was one of those games for me."}
+{"text":"Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on the SEGA Master System. I didn't enjoy it as a kid because I had the SEGA Game Gear port with the resolution making it 10x harder, but this console version? It's fantastic and I find it way more fun than the \"superior\" counterparts and than any other title from this IP that came out later, though I still enjoy the IP on the whole too."}
+{"text":"Winning Eleven 2002 on PS1 as it's just timeless and better than FC 26 on PS5."}
+{"text":"This plus kino"}
+{"text":"I'll just make my own and post it randomly some time in the future."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"first sonic game fully developed in the US it's shit naka was right. again."}
+{"text":"made in less than a year one of the most technically impressive games on the saturn sega japan liked the game and helped contribute to it was the basis for sonic adventure 1 How the fuck did euroGODS win again?"}
+{"text":"Come on, Op I beat this game when it released at age 6. Git gud"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Don't forget One of the best soundtracks of the generation Still to this day the best sonic racing game"}
+{"text":"I used to rent this out on bank holiday weekends but I could never get past the bridge bit without “grinding” for pesetas"}
+{"text":"Have you seriously never played RE4??? The enemies in this game are a reclusive and secretive cult that took over a remote rural village and reside in castles and independent island strongholds. They use older Spanish currency because no government officials came around and exchanged everything for modern currency."}
+{"text":"resident evil 4 a horse with no name"}
+{"text":"you can't grind for pesetas in re4 op never played the game"}
+{"text":"These guys doesn't seem to have industry, yet their clothes and objects are industrial, so it's obvious that someone goes to buy goods at other towns, where the peseta is worthless."}
+{"text":"At the time any bank would let you convert your pesetas to euros so obviously the guy did that every time. The only issue is that the whole gang would run out of pesetas eventually but Leon took care of them before that became an issue."}
+{"text":"What kind of old PC gaming hardware is worth collecting before it attains massive monetary and symbolic value? It already happened to 3dfx a long time ago, for instance."}
+{"text":"Yes games like Skyrim still being Dx9/Shader model 3.0 in 2012. But then again Halo 2 was a Windows vista DX10 exclusive wtf Microsoft"}
+{"text":"8800 ultra is already an expensive card"}
+{"text":"In the short term, CRT monitors, as there will be fewer and fewer available and fewer and fewer like myself that appreciates the look of games on CRT monitors. As for the long term, RAM should attain massive monetary and symbolic value as I can see more people would like to have their own memory of PC gaming."}
+{"text":"Based. That card can do true 240p as well, if I am not mistaken. I know one of the later to last Nvidia AGP cards did."}
+{"text":"Jesus... Wasn't that pricey last time I checked."}
+{"text":"Do you like FMV in games?"}
+{"text":"You're wanting to take Night Trap seriously when it hardly takes itself seriously. Your command team is called SCAT. Enemies are hobbling ninjas. The home security system was designed by the architect of 13 Dead End Drive and is controlled remotely with a Genesis controller. C'mon now. It was never supposed to be for mature audiences familiar with gore flicks and your unwillingness to admit the charm of all that silliness says more about you and your tastes, namely that you take yourself seriously despite enjoying media that is objectively silly despite including more gore which somehow makes it less silly. Slasher films aren't above silly kills either. One of my favorite silly kills in a slasher movie was in some Halloween movie I caught on TV where some guy slips on a pool of blood and dies from smacking his head on the ground, no killer present. It's so incredibly anticlimactic and ends so quickly that it's simply hilarious. Levity can actually help contrast and strengthen the tone of a horror narrative, like the end of Dawn of the Dead."}
+{"text":"It had minimal violence, no nudity, uninteresting sets, and lame villains. Those terms were used to describe Night Trap and also apply to the backrooms."}
+{"text":"I was referring to FMV games they're still being made tho. one game comprised of FMVs won Steam's 2025 Outstanding Story award literally this month. I really like the original Super Mario Bros movie hey, me too! You know what game is better than Night Trap? A game that hot tub chick made 9 years later with 4x the budget. did you know? technology was advancing pretty fast in the '90s. yea, time and a few extra million dollars will do that. i was playing Night Trap probably around the time they were filming for Phantasmagoria. Why would I waste my time with a game that doesn't have blood or tits? Or bloody tits? are you ready to have your mind freaked? i enjoy Kirby Games... and i also enjoy Dead Space! tons of filler. i'd say the story flows pretty straight, the only \"filler\" being the music number in the living room. but the song's great so whatevs. laughable, lukewarm, mindless, plodding, dull, cringe, amateur Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"CRACKED HIM LIKE A WALNUT AND SPRINKLED HIM ON SOME SALAD POUR SOME DRESSING ON THE BOY"}
+{"text":"Should I bother with Megaman 3 or just skip to 4? I don't find myself enjoying it as much as 1 and 2."}
+{"text":"I'm not using Retro Arch"}
+{"text":"Then use Ares or BlastEm"}
+{"text":"I don't think the charge is that overpowered in 4 because it takes so long to rev up and its hitbox is narrow. MM5 is where it gets totally nuts"}
+{"text":"I don't know why 5 went crazy in price. It's really weird and lop sided. The charge is crazy in 5. Perhaps youtuber hype beast had something to do with it. I guess it would make sense if it knocked your socks off. But it's ok at best."}
+{"text":"inb4 sperglord The L tank should have matched Protoman color scheme. How the E tanks matched Mega Man."}
+{"text":"If you ask me, Secret of Mana is better than Trials of Mana."}
+{"text":"90% of people complaining about SoM couldn't beat the tiger boss in the castle."}
+{"text":"TO BE FAIR that probably is the toughest boss in the game unless you're doing some sort of limited magic run."}
+{"text":"TO BE FAIR Denied."}
+{"text":"I got filtered after the stupid bird boss in the forest. I couldn't even figure out how to hit him with anything other than magic, and my magic had fallen behind quite a bit from where it was earlier in the game. I did eventually beat him, but only barely, and that's when I realized I badly needed to level up my magic. I started trying to grind up magic and that process made me get bored and just quit the game. The problem with \"use it to level it\" systems when it comes to magic is that you can only cast so many spells before you're forced to refill your MP, so it becomes a very slow and arduous process I just did not have the patience for by that point in the game."}
+{"text":"I do low magic/weapon upgrade runs on SOM. Have you tried hitting him with normal attacks at his body? Javelin works really well even with level 1 charges. It is a fun fight."}
+{"text":"Post screenshots of games that *look* interesting Your goal is to make anons ask themselves \"what happens in this game\" and \"how does this game play\" and ultimately \"what game\" No webms, gifs okay"}
+{"text":"no seriously, it actually does look nice"}
+{"text":"Why is this one considered a good Metroid? They took away everything that made Metroidvanias great: exploration, environmental storytelling, optional content and learning how to navigate the world. All for a completely linear game with TLDR walls of text from Samus, the AI continuously pestering and handholding you and shitty proto-soulslike bosses. Zero mission on the same console felt much stronger than this."}
+{"text":"Most of the bosses are bad though, as  pointed out. Also Prime 2 and NES Metroid are harder."}
+{"text":"git gud"}
+{"text":"The one by bucha? Classic."}
+{"text":"You can get filtered by games being too easy"}
+{"text":"There's that and also it was a reaction to all the controversy around Metroid Prime being an \"FPS\" game. Fusion was the game for true Metroid fans to rally around."}
+{"text":"How did this get past the dev team?"}
+{"text":"Well done ensuring anon felt hated, I'm sure he was feeling quite uncomfortable up until then."}
+{"text":"Otaku thread, yare yare daze."}
+{"text":"/v/tards still think petshop is the most busted hftf character i know this site is years behind on fucking everything but new kak has been top tier for years now come on"}
+{"text":"stream that combo if youre so great."}
+{"text":"Dude, what are you on about? I don't think I'm great. It's an easy combo. Did you even see the inputs? You could do it if you boot the game up right now and tried it."}
+{"text":"Call me crazy, but there is something comfy about Silent Hill"}
+{"text":"Also the horror genre is perfect for multiple playthroughs. The atmosphere remains scary, no matter how many times you beat it. If you beat Tomb Raider, there is really no point immediately playing it again."}
+{"text":"Liminal Hill"}
+{"text":"Silent Hill Twin Peaks Mizzurna Falls All comfy small town settings"}
+{"text":"This game is getting decomped, which means the chance of a proper PC port. Mostly would like: per pixel lighting like SH2-3 PC versions proper 3D with no warping 60fps with no bugs or issues first person aiming option"}
+{"text":"ITT: we attempt to have a conversation using only retro video game quotes. Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?"}
+{"text":"\"I have fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.\" - some guard from Oblivion"}
+{"text":"Kys half life faggot"}
+{"text":"\"Pathetic.\" from Wesker, Resident Evil"}
+{"text":"that's not even a game quote you ruined the thread fuck you specifically"}
+{"text":"Something bugging you?"}
+{"text":"Here's your 1996 game."}
+{"text":"Pepe's Death I got this one Free Comic Book day."}
+{"text":"Admittedly, I'm not very experienced at Daytona. Is this gear drifting thing really so important that Daytona 2 and SCUD are bad games for not having it, like some posts in this thread seem to suggest? To be clear, I am not defending it's removal, but I've had plenty of fun playing Daytona without even knowing that it was a thing. I suppose I will have to try gear drifting for myself the next time I encounter a Daytona cabinet."}
+{"text":"I don't know either sorry"}
+{"text":"Oh lol wow did he really actually nerf this on purpose? OP game confirmed to be shit."}
+{"text":"it's not so bad it's still playable"}
+{"text":"Why isn’t Kid Chaos talked about as much as The Abbey of Crime and Baldies?"}
+{"text":"based Amiga vibes"}
+{"text":"I don't like him he looks like the type of kid to say the nword"}
+{"text":"Nah he's more of a lunch money mug"}
+{"text":"steals my money takes advantage of the stun lock to extend his combo with charged hard r attack bro I'm just trying to eat"}
+{"text":"Zero an Vile should have been the same guy. You don't need a \"big supportive brother\" role it makes the hero weak. You only need a hero, main villain, and dark rival/moral grey wildcard"}
+{"text":"Uohhhhh"}
+{"text":"That is sometimes the case, but it sounds like you're against all instances of cooperation and mentor figures, and thus want everything to follow the same formula."}
+{"text":"Very weak gameplay density compared to 1?"}
+{"text":"Mark msx from electric underground"}
+{"text":"I still say The Punisher mod for Max Payne 2 greatly improves the gameplay by cranking up the damage the guns do. You can take down enemies faster, but they also tear through your health quicker, so you can't play the same way as the default game or you'll get wiped. It makes gunbattles a lot more tense, because it becomes very important that you get the first shots off and actually make use of cover and bullet time well. For the best results, play on the hardest difficulty. The Gun-Kata mod is also fun to dick around with, but for actual gameplay the Punisher mod is superior."}
+{"text":"Untamed mod makes it so enemies always hear you coming and they have more health so the player and enemies both can take a lot of shots and the enemy ai gets to do something because you can't just 1 shot every enemy to the head after sneaking up to them. Most difficulty mods approach the issue by making Max die in 1-3 shots but imo the better way is giving enemies more health. It also autoskips all the story parts where you don't fight or you just watch the comics. If only MP1&2 had at least some multiplayer capacity like they planned at some point of MP1 development. These games could very easily have similar mod scene following to some gta games."}
+{"text":"Sorry for some typos."}
+{"text":"You don't need a term for every niche thing in existence."}
+{"text":"Why are there so many ports and remasters that have graphical, lighting or rendering issues?"}
+{"text":"anon just got done masturbating to them and had post-nut shame so naturally he has to seethe about them"}
+{"text":"Cambodian trannies probably make a lot more from sex tourism than the people they outsource shit like this to."}
+{"text":"shiiiit,i just bought the remasters on PS4... at least they were on sale..."}
+{"text":"Nobody said change is bad. They said this specific change is bad. Selling the old with integer upscaling would have been better than this."}
+{"text":"Primary reason is a mix of lazyness and incompetence. When it comes to PS2, the Emotion Engine was relatively alien compared to the xbox, gamecube and PC from that era. You can’t just take PS2 source files and translate/recompile them for modern hardware and expect them to work the same. To get the exact same effects you have to truly understand the original code and how it worked on the EM and then reimplement it from scratch with modern shading language on Vulcan/DirectX12. It’s doable but it’s hard work. Your average Pajeet can’t do that."}
+{"text":"Western devs really mostly sucked in the retro era didn't they? I love Insomniac and Naughty Dog but I keep on getting burned by trying more western developed games, they mostly suck especially controls and gameplay wise."}
+{"text":"BING BING CANNOT INTO BIGBRAIN GAME BECAUSE BING BING SMOOTHBRAIN"}
+{"text":"This looks terrible man. Im trying to not be a troll and call you unc, but seriously, this is all you got? Just face it, the test of time as proven Japan actually made the best real games that weren't dicerolls and pieces on a map."}
+{"text":"BING BING CANNOT INTO BIGBRAIN GAME BECAUSE BING BING SMOOTHBRAIN"}
+{"text":"Im not a troll we know, you aren't good enough."}
+{"text":"Japanophiles should be euthanized."}
+{"text":"What Xbox games are you emulating?"}
+{"text":"I don't really need to do that, and I wonder just how many out there do"}
+{"text":"emulate XBox AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"none lol xbox had 1 good game it and was halo, i already played that shit. useless fucking console"}
+{"text":"guy who cannot appreciate Thousand Land"}
+{"text":"Xbox emulation still sucks balls. I play on real hardware."}
+{"text":"Did it ever come out?"}
+{"text":"would it have saved the saturn?"}
+{"text":"(1991) Can I play as Zangief?"}
+{"text":"It was probably canceled so they could focus on production of more SF2 boards."}
+{"text":"the name reminds me of Capcom Bowling, which wasn't even developed by Capcom"}
+{"text":"2026 still no decent 3-button USB Genesis controller"}
+{"text":"Yeah exactly. I need no input lag BECAUSE im getting older. I need every edge I can get."}
+{"text":"one milesecond of input lag triggers me These \"input lags\" are non-existent or hardly noticeable when playing with a WIRED controller."}
+{"text":"i've become incoherent in my tryhardness"}
+{"text":"my dad can beat up your dad"}
+{"text":"what kinda fucking idiot wants to play games with a genesis controller muh sonic fag."}
+{"text":"Bought pic related in an attempt to get my GameCube rolling in a higher resolution. My TV has the green/blue/etc inputs but I’m seeing absolutely no recognition that the console is on. What am I doing wrong?"}
+{"text":"look at the difference on the gamecube side connectors in these pics and on the back of your gamecube. You want something that uses the same one as the bitfunx one"}
+{"text":"higher resolution No cable will do this, it doesn't work that way. Stop falling for sale tactics."}
+{"text":"RGB is generally equal or better than component not really wrong, but wrong in this case. GC can't do progressive through RGB."}
+{"text":"yeah I said that in the post you replied to. a couple times."}
+{"text":"In Jak 2, there is a secret stealth/hiding mechanic. If you walk into a wall, Jak will flatten against it eventually and, while flattened against the wall, he is totally invisible to all Krimson Guards and cannot be attacked either. Even if swarmed by Guards, you can just walk into a wall until Jak gets against it and they will all run around you (despite clearly being able to see you) then walk away to despawn."}
+{"text":"I just got my used copy to see if I could find it, here it is"}
+{"text":"jak 2 was honestly so easy. i replayed it recently through opengoal and didn't even really struggle on hero mode. although i think opengoal did make the game slightly easier in like 1 section but i don't know what they actually changed."}
+{"text":"Lame. Bring back the map poster manual for jak and daxter"}
+{"text":"pal yuck the map is printed on the back of the box art paper bro"}
+{"text":"Friendly reminder to have fun but play safe /vr/"}
+{"text":"Yes. I had a friend who got injured playing Mario Party. Remember him coming to school the next day with a bandage on his palm and making fun of him for jerking it. He wound up getting one of these gloves in the mail."}
+{"text":"Nintendo branded gloves, of that era, would be cool."}
+{"text":"Thanks Toad, very cool."}
+{"text":"speaking of N64 control sticks, I just unearthed my two controllers after like 10 years and the sticks are loose and damaged. Should I grab one of these to replace them? I also saw one on amazon that is gamecube-style with hall effect instead. Might be better?"}
+{"text":"someone I know got one and it's pretty alright, that said go for the cube style one unless your a purest."}
+{"text":"This game was designed by Satan."}
+{"text":"It's called replay value"}
+{"text":"oh. yeah, that's nasty. at least them stopping next to the boulder doesn't smash it. they probably considered that at some point in development, though and the next 6 are even more of an exercise of patience, i would assume?"}
+{"text":"But the game only lets you save every 10 levels, and this is"}
+{"text":"More like resale value"}
+{"text":"and the next 6 are even more of an exercise of patience, i would assume? 15 was pretty easy, 16 I'm not actually sure how to beat yet. Some of these levels are pretty tricky puzzles."}
+{"text":"What was it about the Sega Dreamcast that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? Support for Sega's own fast/streamlined/documented SDK or Windows CE (to make porting games from the PC easier) SH4 CPU is say more complex than SH2. PVR is way more complex than anything doing graphics in Saturn 480p with the DC's PowerVR GPU Rarely-used volumetric per-pixel shadows and volumetric fog features Order Independent Transparency and is the only system to date that came with OIT at the hardware level transparency sorting in hardware when regular PC cards made you manually sort transparencies 16MB of RAM and only a 200Mhz CPU Native VGA out support independent filesharing between memory cards without the console needing to be present a large (again, for the time) optical disc format that stored up to 1GB of data Plans to download Dreamcast games directly to the 40GB HDD, a feature that Xbox 360 realized Had the highest quality video output of the generation, while PS2 was known for having the lowest quality and looking the blurriest overall Sonic Adventure, Shenmue, Soul Calibur, Jet Set Radio, Skies of Arcadia, Resident Evil Code Veronica, Dead or Alive 2 were technically impressive Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What was it about the Philips CD-i that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? P.S. I had this model in the early-'90s, it certainly had a vibe. Large disc format for the time Outputs to 768x560 ! 32,768 colors on screen at one time Has classics like Richard Scarry's Best Neighborhood Dis Ever and three Zelda games!"}
+{"text":"What was it about the Philips CD-i that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? It wasn't designed to be a gaming console. Or at least it don't feel like it was. Even the games don't feel like games. It's just some sort of weird multi-media device."}
+{"text":"Every single decision made during the development of the Dreamcast console and most of the games for it was made with a \"do-or-die\" attitude. Either the Dreamcast was a success or Sega as a company would cease to be. This atmosphere of the inevitable of Sega is what lead to the dev teams taking far more risks in the development of this console and games library than had ever happened before and will likely never happen again. It was a truly perfect storm of unique circumstances and I'm thankful for this era of video game history, even if the Dreamcast is still considered a failure."}
+{"text":"Multimedia is the future! Truly a console ahead of its time."}
+{"text":"It's the only 5.5 system. Mutliplats of the 5th on 6th gen hardware. Should have put a keyboard/mouse, controller and like Daytona in with the launch. It having a webrowser on launch that a high schooler could have used instead of the family pacard machine would have been a novelty on par with the DVD. That's the only solution for saving it I ever thought of and it still runs into the whole selling it at a loss thing. Idk it's a neat but flawed system."}
+{"text":"*spawns exactly 1 second before you die*"}
+{"text":"WHOA-OAH BIG"}
+{"text":"with his monkey hands"}
+{"text":"You're not him, you're typing different this time"}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"monkey!"}
+{"text":"/vr/ humor"}
+{"text":"have you really never played the game? were you too poor for a computer growing up, or were you not born yet?"}
+{"text":"I’m probably getting two stories mixed up but I remember someone on here once posted another screenshot of him soliciting gay sex"}
+{"text":"does that actually happen? I thought you just ended up with really wide black bars"}
+{"text":"thats a comical shoop anon"}
+{"text":"Why were retro western devs so deathly afraid of femboys and twinks?"}
+{"text":"He likes Natalie Mars btw."}
+{"text":"Literacy issue."}
+{"text":"Being gay has never been ok anywhere because its a harmful mental illness. The jews managed to legalise it in some countries recently but the public is not okay with it and its already receiving its natural backlash. Your post is made up history to try to reinforce your propaganda fueled worldview."}
+{"text":"him before he grew these nasty sideburns"}
+{"text":"If you think about it, femboy is a homophobic term."}
+{"text":"It is the first case of graphic whore bias?"}
+{"text":"Of course they do, anon. Have you never watched a belly dancer?"}
+{"text":"Then how they look?"}
+{"text":"Why do people keep calling them versions? They're completely different games."}
+{"text":"It's a demand at that point"}
+{"text":"mature audience cartoon game Stfu please lol"}
+{"text":"The Ship Of Harkinian team came out with a hilariously undercooked port of Super Mario 64 called Ghostship. I don't know why they bothered, this port fucking sucks. Super buggy."}
+{"text":"who is this for? dreamcast homebrew devs"}
+{"text":"by your logic no wooden chairs are usable because they have to be built first i'm convinced you're no longer acting"}
+{"text":"Harbour Masters"}
+{"text":"Big decomp news !"}
+{"text":"Best Tomb Raider game"}
+{"text":"core's run on tombraider is some of the craziest crunch in the history of the industry, 5 games in 5 years. they had no time to revamp the fundamentals."}
+{"text":"they had dlc's for the first three games too"}
+{"text":"or expansions i guess"}
+{"text":"Core developed TR1, TR2, & TR4 The DLC(Expansion) team developed TR 3 & TR5"}
+{"text":"Based actually-helpful-answer poster"}
+{"text":"the dark gritty spinoff is the only good game in the series How does that happen?"}
+{"text":"Your gaslighting won't work on me faggot. Trust us when we say fuck off back to moddb and stop shitting up this board."}
+{"text":"But why is he green?"}
+{"text":"Because he's an army man, what do you mean? You didn't have those little green plastic army men toys when you were a kid?"}
+{"text":"we Now that's what a true schizo would say."}
+{"text":"It has the highest quality in its franchise, which is still pretty low but its sonic what do you expect?"}
+{"text":"It sucked compared to Half Life 2, Doom 3, Far Cry, Painkiller, Riddick and UT2004"}
+{"text":"Nice bait"}
+{"text":"2 does everything better then CE other then the weapon balance and arguably how gracefully the graphics have aged. I guess maybe atmosphere? The thing is, it didn't. Quake and Unreal tournament had games release not just after Halo CE but also after Halo 2. The idea that Halo homogenized the FPS genre is just false. Stuff only turned into constant brown and grey military FPS titles in like 2006-2007 with Gears of War (not an FPS but still) and CoD 4 influencing everything. Of course, Halo itself is also closer to an Arena Shooter then it is to other subgenres."}
+{"text":"these pc games are okay ree consoles ree"}
+{"text":"meant for There was plenty of Halo hate in the 2000s, but most of those people now have better things to worry about than store shelves in 2004 being full of Halo knockoffs instead of Quake ones."}
+{"text":"Game is a clone of a game that came out later Retard."}
+{"text":"I always play Hitman in Max Payne style. I can't help it, but stealth isn't very interesting in these games, and there are tons of weapons"}
+{"text":"What mods did you use?"}
+{"text":"not really, the dual silver ballers are insanely OP"}
+{"text":"never played the first game but i found hitman 2 to be incredibly frustrating and seemingly broken so you were often just shooting like a retard regardless"}
+{"text":"You don’t deserve to play this. Sorry not sorry, baka gaijin!"}
+{"text":"It's just one guy though."}
+{"text":"How underage do you have to be to not know about the woke pronoun fiasco?"}
+{"text":"sauce: aislop What a stupid child"}
+{"text":"Why don't these people ever have any fucking money? Are they all just poor idiots? Stop being poor."}
+{"text":"It has bad handling."}
+{"text":"It came out before 2008. What can I say?"}
+{"text":"Oh god, don't bring up that one. Fuck that game. I know this board hates TD4 and 5 for some reason but if we're talking about 6 I'm totally there with you. Demolition Racer has the same issues."}
+{"text":"urban racing game not having corners The cars have an odd physics design that causes them to \"pivot\" rather than turn in. It's like the front and back of your car turn at the same rate, not the front of the car pulling the back of the car towards the corner."}
+{"text":"you took it all the same"}
+{"text":"The starter car has a huge impact on how you perceive the game. For PS2, the Saturn Sky is the optimal starting car. The Alfa Romeo in comparison is complete trash, and I never tried the third option. From memory, my favourite cars for each class were: Class E: Saturn Sky Class D: R34 Skyline Class C: Lotus Espirit Class B: Lamborghini Gallardo Class A: Chrysler ME Four-Twelve"}
+{"text":"Cartridge door broken. Shows wear and tear."}
+{"text":"prior to the 2010s you couldn't give 3rd-5th gen systems away, especially Nintendo. I personally bought an SNES along with Mario All Stars and Kirby Super Star for about $60 all-in. I bought my PS1 for about $40. shit thinking about it, I also got a GameCube along with Mario Sunshine and the GCN port of Ocarina for about 60 or 70 bucks all-in and I felt like I got ripped off. people gave me their Pokemon Crystal and Pokemon Blue carts for free."}
+{"text":"I miss twenty years ago too"}
+{"text":"you're a nasty little lying conman, dishonest and evil"}
+{"text":"Always hilarious how children really believe that nothing existed before them. Imagine actually shitposting such a humiliating newfag flex when slightly older children were shrieking about how expensive things were when they were 1/10 the price you overpaid."}
+{"text":"Success breeds jealousy. Enjoy paying premium prices for my garbage while I game on mint condition original hardware."}
+{"text":"king"}
+{"text":"It's weird to call it the ACKyn when the troonux handhelds are the only ones that ack themselves."}
+{"text":"Retroid and AYN are the same company, though."}
+{"text":"Help!"}
+{"text":"It's weird when [Hinge ACKS, Screen shacks, while defending his chinksect master like a good SMACK] Magic x and powkiddy's android builds? Solos retroon and ackyn. Only dual shitting apes and mini v2 cucks disagree"}
+{"text":"They gave Mario a bald spot That's messed up"}
+{"text":"Who are you fucking quoting? Go away and lurk for another year before posting again."}
+{"text":"who am I quoting?"}
+{"text":"Hey paisano I'm the hero here! So quit getting in the way! Well excuuuuuse me PLUMBER! I didn't know heroes wore overalls!"}
+{"text":"Why are OoT hackers so cringe? Not everything has to be Soulslike shit."}
+{"text":"Im thinking kino"}
+{"text":"you need to feed your brain, not your ass!"}
+{"text":"Fuck off, frog posting retard."}
+{"text":"cringe hand"}
+{"text":"The most quotable game of all time."}
+{"text":"You're not Alexander! I wish more games tried to copy its create a combo system, its a shame people try to force reasons to not like the game when the closest we got was that shitty not retro game that nobody Remembers."}
+{"text":"I agree, but today's developers won't pay up to animate so many different moves that the average player will maybe see once and then never use"}
+{"text":"Realistically it’s like a big mac, you always have the knife which is the bun and the kicks are the patties"}
+{"text":"2004 no tank controls over the shoulder aiming free camera control on right stick aiming and shooting on R1+L1 re4 was outdated on release"}
+{"text":"GTA SA has terrible gameplay."}
+{"text":"There's no way you are an American. It was impossible to escape gears, it was THE game for years. Everyone played it, and everyone thought it was the shit. To put this into perspective, GoW sold as many copies as the Gamecube, PS2, and wii versions of RE4 combined. To act like RE4 had a bigger impact than gears is pure ignorance to an absurd degree. That being said, I presume the nips and euros didn't buy as many copies. RE4's main influence on video games was Quick Time Events, that's really about it. I love RE4 it is one of my favorite games, but its popularity is extremely overstated."}
+{"text":"Gears of war is seen as Boomer core the same way people listen to bands like fucking Nickelback. It was a product of its time. No zoomer nowadays even knows wtf that is, but they all know RE4 and Leon"}
+{"text":"The SNES version was already translated ages ago. If you really cared about Ys5 you could have beaten that one."}
+{"text":"It's literally released to play already, you dumb fuck. It's just a public beta they released for the original game's 30th anniversary and they are doing fixes as more people go through it and report issues. You can either wait for the 1.0 or play the 0.1 if you so much want. The SNES version is also a better game, but it's still good to see the PS2 one being available in English."}
+{"text":"Like you just said, it's a beta 0.1 and not an actual release. They're holding back the release to add trans pride messages to the game even though there are none in the original text. A shame that this particular team has decided to pull a NISA on everyone that only wanted the game in English, just like what happened with the Popolocrois trans-lation. Also no shit they're going to add more bug fixes after launch, what romhack doesn't do that?"}
+{"text":"13% of developers are responsible for 55% of premature endings"}
+{"text":"it's a beta 0.1 and not an actual release The game is fully translated and it reads well. You can play it right now instead of bitching about delaying nonsense or whatever mental gymnastics you're doing They're holding back the release You're contradicting yourself, they released what they had at that point so they are literally not holding anything back. They are currently implementing a VWF font because the current one looks cheap and has issues with commas and quotation marks. to add trans pride messages to the game even though there are none in the original text. They are just allowing fans to add some silly lines to treasure chests, none of it is mandatory and they are not outright replacing dialogue. You're just assuming it's trans-related somehow as a strawman to villainize that move and assuming that's the only thing they have left. A shame that this particular team has decided to pull a NISA on everyone that only wanted the game in English Go on and point out where they did this in the actual game text. Also NISA did not start the treasure chests thing. just like what happened with the Popolocrois trans-lation. You keep using that word, I don't think you understand what it means. Also completely unrelated matter. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love this mana game"}
+{"text":"crickets damn"}
+{"text":"stop talking about yourself retard"}
+{"text":"n-no u! touched a nerve i see. how well did i profile you?"}
+{"text":"NTA but hyperfocusing on the autism of others is a pretty autistic thing in itself. Why not just talk about the games instead? I see no evidence to support the claim they're the \"most ... buggy games\" you ever encountered unless you literally played no other games. Some people actually think the spell stacking bug isn't a bug. Between that and camera scrolling issues in areas like gaia's navel it doesn't take long for your average person to stumble unto the game not working right at times, and thats before getting to the more annoying aspects like events needing to queue and wonky hitboxes. Those are more of a series issue though, and SD3 admittedly has the worst version of the queue and even added instant fullscreen counterattack abilities to it because fuck you."}
+{"text":"Why not just talk about the games instead? trust me i do, the post i replied to just compelled me to take a moment to comment on site culture."}
+{"text":"This was the peak"}
+{"text":"They don't really make any geographical sense and are there to make up for the skybox being a blue gradient."}
+{"text":"They don't really make any geographical sense You're no FUN!"}
+{"text":"\"Fun\" is a childish concept that has no place when adults talk about video games."}
+{"text":"I mean in the sense that I wish I could see the 3D model for the track to see where they are actually positioned and what size they are because my suspicion is that they flat out wouldn't work with more draw distance. GT3 does kind of have a problem with this where there's just background.png where I think you should be able to see across to the second tunnel/bridge area from the s-turn before the first tunnel that was blocked off by a cliff on PS1."}
+{"text":"triple the loading times for everything compared to GT3 No. Just no. I sold it the next day."}
+{"text":"It saved fps temporarily."}
+{"text":"I'm just posting here because I don't know if there's a more relevant thread. Marathon 2 is pissing me off. That is all."}
+{"text":"Grow up."}
+{"text":"Why, its easy."}
+{"text":"whenever i see the halo ring in the horizon, i imagine it's cortana's big blue ass in a thong"}
+{"text":"But would it saved the n64?"}
+{"text":"How is the PSX translation of FFV anyway? I know Faris has a pirate accent which sounds fun, does she keep it the whole game?"}
+{"text":"How is the PSX translation of FFV anyway? Infamously bad."}
+{"text":"Infamously KINO"}
+{"text":"me on my trip to Arizona"}
+{"text":"I recommend the \"RPGe\" fan translation SNES rom. Better translation, no disc load time padding. It is supposedly the first ever full fan translation of an RPG, from '98. It's the only way I've played the game so I can't compare but I've heard it's more accurate than the official ones. Faris is wonderful."}
+{"text":"Does it deserve the scrutiny and ridicule?"}
+{"text":"That one is a turd. Should be Spirit Tracks."}
+{"text":"kid thing i don't like The funny thing is that he's wrong. The proper term is Kodomofication, and Kodomomuke is just anime for 7-10 year olds. Cocomelon shit is something for any tablet that's still in their diapers, we didn't have ipad tablets in the 90s or early 2000s."}
+{"text":"*any tablet kid"}
+{"text":"Minish Cap was peak 2D Zelda, only issue is that it fell for the 4 dungeons meme Majora's Mask started."}
+{"text":"Kawaii is an otaku-coined jap term, it's not just Japan, very merch-obsessed American women too along with proto-redditors on Digg. btw have a funny shitpost i found"}
+{"text":"Does anybody here care about RHEM?"}
+{"text":"Dave Rhem. Eh solves puzles and doesn't afraid of anything."}
+{"text":"what does rhem even mean?"}
+{"text":"It means \"Myst had four letters too\""}
+{"text":"I'll admit that."}
+{"text":"It's the name of the world where the game takes place"}
+{"text":"Yeah well, what are your favorite pokeymanoids from the first three gens Nidoking is boss. Sneasel sucked like all original dark types and wasn't even useable in campaign but the design is good. And Banette is cooler than overrated fat boy Gengar"}
+{"text":"Niceeeee"}
+{"text":"You want to fuck the lamb"}
+{"text":"alakazam, dunsparce, gardevoir"}
+{"text":"Meowth Umbreon Haven't played gen 3"}
+{"text":"Machamp"}
+{"text":"There's never been a game like Sega Saturn's Nights... Never been a game that's allowed you to fly, fluid and free, in real-time 3D. Not until now. Not until Nights. The reason is simple. No other system has had the power to do it. Nights. Only on Sega Saturn."}
+{"text":"Amazing game. I know it's not retro, but is it really? Heard mixed things about it over the years."}
+{"text":"here is your killer app An then it died lol"}
+{"text":"Heard mixed things about it over the years. Yeah I think that's because Nega Nights Reala is given a bunch of Shadow the Edgehog tier lines. The game underwent a Sonic-fication basically."}
+{"text":"Here he is monologuing in Wii."}
+{"text":"Never been a game that's allowed you to fly, fluid and free, in real-time 3D. What about like, Defender? Isn’t Nights kinda like Defender but instead of shooting aliens you gotta fly through rings one after the other quickly? Like the Nights guy is just Opa Opa from Fantasy Zone but instead of shooting the bases you just fly through checkpoints one after another?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Fat fucks from retrogames. Because they're always based."}
+{"text":"ima big fan of his"}
+{"text":"why does he lowk look like mega man x"}
+{"text":"my hero"}
+{"text":"because inafune can only draw three characters"}
+{"text":"Hi /vr, how do you guys position your CRT TV and your HDTV in your setups? I was thinking about postitioning mine like pic rel, but I don't know if having 2 tvs next to each other playing vidya at once would be annoying. My main goal for it is to be able to play modern games on one side with friends, while other friends play retro games on the side while waiting for their turn to play on the biggu boy tv"}
+{"text":"the little cubby hole shelves that look like they belong in a daycare. Having all your consoles arranged in a perfect grid is ugly and autistic"}
+{"text":"My setup is a mancave in my basement. I just think the setup in OP would look better with different furniture for the consoles/TVs. The grid shelves waste a lot of space for the smaller consoles too."}
+{"text":"I'm sure they/them has heard of cleaning. I'm sure they/them has also heard of being gainfully employed, roofs and walls that aren't made of cardboard, meals that don't come from a dumpster. Cope harder parasite boy"}
+{"text":"Ok, no idea what you are trying to bitch about, but enjoy your particle board Ikea shit, while smarter anons enjoy quality built solid furniture people dont want anymore because it doesn't match the modern minimalist fag lifestyle."}
+{"text":"people who laugh at my hobo lifestyle are trying to bitch about something"}
+{"text":"/vrpg/ is a place to discuss all types of role-playing video games, including single-player, multi-player, and massively multi-player, turn-based and real-time action, western-style and JRPG. Does this mean RPGs are banned on other video game boards? No! /vrpg/ is just a separate board specifically focused on RPGs where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"Isn't it odd how there are all of these animes and light novels based off of D&D tabletop? Record of Lodoss War, Slayers, Overlord, Goblin Slayer, etc. But where are the JRPGs that play like those tabletop sessions where you can just kill whoever you want? Where is Japanese Baldur's Gate?"}
+{"text":"Shouldn't a good DM be able to adapt their campaign plans for an obvious type of player? Wouldn't be a good player, so the DM would choose other better players to play with."}
+{"text":"Cause otherwise, we'd just use the word...well, \"adventurer\", now Not if you want to be funny, no. This is the part you don't get, the purpose of a joke. Remember we went over this last time, that you don't understand humour."}
+{"text":"Murderchads won bte"}
+{"text":"Japan has no experience with D&D tabletop. JRPGs are imitating early Western dungeon crawlers like Wizardry, not actual tabletop RPGs."}
+{"text":"Local murderhobos, please murder everybody arguing about fucking definition of a hobby trend where both meanings are still regularly used in this thread for days, please."}
+{"text":"I can't tell if this game is charming in its simplicity or an uninteresting slog of a game. how does /vrpg/ feel about the cosmic fantasy series? I played 2 back on the turbo CD when I was in high school and enjoyed it well enough."}
+{"text":"Are the threads for this game literally run by one of Styg's close cocksuckers (Tamior)? There's barely any talk about how stupid this update was. There's a massive shitstorm on Steam about the update sucking and the nerfs being backwards fuck stupid all around and daddy Styg sent his stooges to make up positive reviews. Why did this moron straight up kill the game by making the vast majority of guides useless junk by not nerfing TM sooner? And what in the fucking shit christ was the idea with ruining crafting just because Styg's cocksuckers complained about min-maxed supersteel being OP? Are they retarded? What a fucking show. You'd have to be fucking braindead If you still have any hope for Infusion. This moron is literally void of braincells."}
+{"text":"I'm over here trying to understand 4 PER shotguns"}
+{"text":"damage is still ok despite the PER dump enemy evasion not an issue because of shotgun feat There's no secret sauce, it's just that easy."}
+{"text":"there's no way it does enough damage"}
+{"text":"you MUST play a fragile weenie who gets throat choked by badass private military commander types you WILL use traps you WILL use throwing you WILL be dominated by psi wizards you WILL reroll for the tranny-lab thanks styg"}
+{"text":"Is this \"styg\" in the room with you right now, forcing you to do those things?"}
+{"text":"Devhell Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"There's a few, though the names escape me right now. Try to find the NUUN plugins, there's a good one there iirc. Don't pay for Visustella shit. Find the thread on F95zone, some hero on there has put all their paid plugins up for free as a zip there"}
+{"text":"started it's self-improving phase"}
+{"text":"The UI looks way too clean and soullessly \"modern\" for the graphical style of the monsters. You should get a more lo-fi sprite-based style for the menus and attack animations."}
+{"text":"Doubt. F95zone is deader than this place. If a thread exists it's probably old and obsolete. My search results are coming up with threads from 2022, and they've all have the same pattern of RMW's sockpuppet accounts. \"I don't know; but I know\" bullshit. And proceed to have no activity or interaction with anyone else."}
+{"text":"oh yeah, for sure, that's just the MZ's default UI I'm gonna draw my own, just wanna nail down the battle mechanics first so I have a better idea of what is needed"}
+{"text":"What is your favorite quest in any RPG?"}
+{"text":"Whodunit? from Oblivion. A sandbox-style murder mystery where you must eliminate five guests without being detected. You’re free to poison them, stage “accidents” like dropping a chandelier, turn their suspicions against one another, rely on classic stealth kills, etc. Pure emergent gameplay with tools/physics > scripted."}
+{"text":"OP bumps his dying thread from page 10"}
+{"text":"I have good memories with that quest. Particularly circumventing it in new game plus by torching the Griffin over and over before it can fly away"}
+{"text":"look at earlier posts to see where that bump was since they all say Sunday look at the dates and realize it was a week earlier Holy shit this place is dead."}
+{"text":"Eh, I've once kept a Mongol thread from archiving for months like that.One bump is hardly a sin."}
+{"text":"subj"}
+{"text":"51m revenue kek that delusion, at 700k copies x40 bucks full retail is 28m max- which of course didn't happen cause virtually all of those \"sales\" were kickstarter backers that got a key i read it made 12m revenue on 4m budget... 8m profit for 3 years of your life split how many ways sawyer? keeeeek how will josh afford his aids medication now?"}
+{"text":"I see I struck a nerve though. good. You write this and then claim you are not seething. it's just that I have enough experience communicating with people to know that it is always the ones who had never achieved anything of significance And I've talked with enough fanboys to know one when I see one. Basederkeks are a prime example given the thread. Another one is the bethesdrones, who will always excuse Todd no matter how many times he fucks them in the ass. Huntards, too, become extremely defensive about people criticizing Togashi. And yes, designing a working map is the bare minimum from a supposedly professional studio. By the way, I was taught how to read maps in my elementary school. Haven't you?"}
+{"text":"wants to enjoy an honest and direct murderhobo experience gets BG3 Grim. I wouldn't be surprised if he (shit)posted here."}
+{"text":"He’s an old goon. “rope kid”"}
+{"text":"reminder that josh was the one who insisted (nearly) every NPC in new vegas be killable"}
+{"text":"Other games with a lot of branching?"}
+{"text":"Retconned."}
+{"text":"random comment the author makes on tumblr or wherever takes precedence over what is in the game itself ?"}
+{"text":"Pure cinema"}
+{"text":"I admire the boldness to make a AI art is so shit and inconsistent and can't draw hands joke while having the most generic looking AI art in your game"}
+{"text":"After being told it's greatest game over and over again I finally decided to give it a shot. To my surprise not only it wasn't any good, it was downright bad No options to roleplay. All quests are linear and all \"choices\" are entirely superficial. (For example trying to help cowled wizards and killing devs snowflake NPC results in instant fail and that's the ONLY choice I had after 3 hours of playing) Game assumes that I care about their NPCs and focuses it's story around them rather than player character. Attempts to kill or dismiss imoen results in GM telling you NO YOU CANT DO THAT! THAT WOULD INTERRUPT MY PLANNED CUTSCENE. This makes the story fall flat for me because I have no reason to care for her since I've known her for two seconds (I don't care what's the lore if the game itself didn't make the effort to develop connection and just wrote \"she's ur sister you must love\" in her backstory. I also didn't like the fact that villain is being presented as le heckin hyper smart chessmaster who's playing everyone like a fiddle considering that he's actually pretty dumb but the game forces you to fail to advance the plot. 90% of the game is dungeon crawler combatslop which grows pretty stale really quickly I might be biased since I played Troika games before playing bg2 and the differences are night and day. It's like hopping on Fallout 4 after playing new vegas. It's very sad that Bioware's design philosophy prevailed over Troikas because it's much easier to produce combatslop than design engaging quests and story that allows you to roleplay and affect the world in a meaningful way."}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with being feminine, I'd if that's supposed to be a dig or not?"}
+{"text":"so? those are all surface level things anon you have to look past the superficial aspects and I have to say by this point I'm not sure you are capable of that but there isn't a single fantasy world that would feel as having as real, as tangible of a history of grand events or personal hardships that tie in to form this unity of a world. There is nothing like it."}
+{"text":"there is nothing like it It sounds like your not very well read in fantasy literature. Have you ever read Wheel of Time? Stormlight Archive? Sanderson? Malazan? There is definitely a lot like it, its called epic fantasy and meets all of those criteria to which you are referring."}
+{"text":"Wheel of Time? Stormlight Archive? Sanderson? Malazan? LMAO no just no anon"}
+{"text":"So you haven't read any of them...? Yet you have an opinion on them...? I'm not exactly sure what your laughing at? Is that \"no I haven't read them\" or \"no I disagree with you\"? Based on your response I'd venture to say my initial hunch was correct, you're not* very well read..."}
+{"text":"no job costumes cut content no casino censored the hot females why should I be excited for this again? is it adding anything new, instead of only subtracting?"}
+{"text":"Planning to play the demo at some point. I beat the ps1 and the 3ds version because I'm an old fuck. no job costumes Bummed out, thought they were a nice touch in the 3ds cut content Hate this change. I fully understand that there are long segments of play before players get new plot leads, and I for one think it was fine to leave as is. Taking away entire areas to speed up gameplay? For what purpose. If we want to get into the weeds, the main antagonist was a very minor part of the story; it was all about the descendants of God. no casino I actually hate the casino stuff in the DQ franchise so I'm fine with it, but I feel for the people that like it (probably most) censored the hot females I'm neutral on this and I felt it was expected since dq3 was released with censorship, but from what I've seen thus far the censorship seems very minimal."}
+{"text":"censored the hot females You mean ... the children? I seriously think you need to kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Literally investors are telling square to stop losing them money."}
+{"text":"no casino Isn't this a legal issue, like it makes the game unable to be sold to children in some countries if it features gambling of any kind?"}
+{"text":"Yep, some retards in Europe decided to mix what some games do with real money and having a casino in a videogame and now gambling with virtual videogame money makes it 18+. Which is retarded because cheating in Pokemon in the casino by reloading every time I wasn't winning is the reason I understood gambling with real money isn't smart."}
+{"text":"It's impressive how many RPG fangames are in active development in this autistic fandom, even in our little niche. There's no shortage of other content as well like music, art, animation, fanfics, shitposts etc. Is it just because Undertale attracts a lot of attention, or is there something inherent in the franchise that encourages fans to IMAGINE?"}
+{"text":"I'm glad my ideas can help with the creation of more Oldentale porn, even if I'm not into Racter"}
+{"text":"I mean the actual serious answer is Racter probably mostly being in control, losing some of his inhibitions and periodically one of his hands grabbing the other."}
+{"text":"I already had an idea for what to do to/for Racter, but this idea was simply too genius for me to ignore. I guess it doesn't help that I'm also super into overstimulation and penis milking too."}
+{"text":"I sort of feel like this is a little disrespectful to the og drunk anon that in a moment of passion just wanted the oldentale developer to tell Racter he thought he was cool and hold hands with him."}
+{"text":"Eh, it shifted away from being that anon specifically to just being some other entity about here: So it's probably fine."}
+{"text":"I'm new to pathfinder but enjoyed Balders Gate 1 and 2 and wanted to give this series a try. I'm wanting to play a sword mage, which I think is called a Magus in this game. I'm given to understand their are 4 subclasses to magus with different specialities. It's not clear to me what weapon type the four subclasses each specialize in. I specifically want to use a straight sword or katana and spells. So I suppose my question is based on that information which subclass of magus should I go with?"}
+{"text":"I just went with base Magus, I'm not tripping about minmaxing or anything. Ill play on normal, lower it if it gets too difficult. I'm ashamed to say what I had to do to beat BG2..."}
+{"text":"Perfectly fine. Only thing that can make it rough is what weapon you pick for weapon focus and such, but respec exists"}
+{"text":"my first run was as an eldritch scion (magus but of CHA/Sorcerer), didn't have that many issues, just make sure you get blind fight feat by level 12 or 14"}
+{"text":"In Wotr, why is there a centipede following me?"}
+{"text":"Based Ciri roleplayer"}
+{"text":"Tim Gayn's ludokino masterpiece"}
+{"text":"How many levels of Rogue are worth it for opening stuff, if any? I am finding that I only rarely manage to proc sneak attack (and plenty of stuff is immune) so it feels like I should just make a straight Fighter archer and only take a level or two of Rogue. I have Point Blank Shot and Precise Shot, so I'm at least landing attacks sometimes."}
+{"text":"For me, it's rogue 1 / bard X"}
+{"text":"I am finding that I only rarely manage to proc sneak attack This is solved by flanking, attacking flatfooted targets when possible, or blinding your opponent (spells like color spray, blindness, glitterdust). Greater Invisibility is the best spell as it turns your every attack into sneak attack. plenty of stuff is immune Undeads mostly, but they're becoming a non-issue in later game. Final boss is immune tho Anyway, I've done a lot of runs with pure rogues. If a rogue is not helpful with sneak attacks in certain fights, then they're definitely helpful with using magic items."}
+{"text":"Wondering which game handles summoners better. Pathfinder Kingmaker or this?"}
+{"text":"This is solved by flanking I feel like an idiot. I thought if I attacked from behind with a bow while someone is threatening the enemy, that would count as flanking. Nope. Flanking is ONLY achieved by two or more in MELEE range. So if the rogue is trying to get sneak attack with a ranged attack, two other characters need to be flanking the target already. Obviously, it makes way more sense to have a rogue specialize in melee/TWF instead of ranged for this reason, as the rogue can activate flanking (which helps both allies anyway) on their own. I feel so dumb for taking until I had cleared out the moathouse and stuff to figure this out lol. Ah, well. Now that I know what I'm doing, I feel like I can reach this same part of the game way more quickly."}
+{"text":"I got a rare get this week"}
+{"text":"You don't need to do a rewrite every door, it's silly, and actually kills the whole point of the autosave being viable if you understood you fucked two rooms ago. Make it happen when you leave to the world map or let people toggle it off instead of autosaving twenty times while you go around talking to NPCs in the town. Weirdest part is that if you enter private mode the game doesn't autosave, so I guess they copy pasted it from a newer SO game that probably has big areas without caring if it makes sense in older games."}
+{"text":"Whattt? People really hate the remake? I played the original and the new version is the same but with the new Square Enix's 2D-HD stuff they brag about. It's cool, the new arrangements from the soundtrack are not my cup of tea though."}
+{"text":"I don't remember you could fuck it by just entering a room. You should prolly just cover the corner of the screen so the auto save symbol doesn't trigger whatever it is that you got."}
+{"text":"At most it can fuck your crafting and your skills allocation unless the mountain trial surprises me. So it's a trap for retards like that FF6 anon that was stuck because he didn't even had equips for everyone."}
+{"text":"not first depart-R localizers plz"}
+{"text":"Look Outside is pretty neat Lots of exploration, plenty of detailed sprites Combat is pretty basic (RPGmaker), so if that's your focus you might be disappointed"}
+{"text":"This is what he was working on a few weeks ago btw, A Growing Adventure, also painfully mid. Astronomer cousin"}
+{"text":"Can't even really figure out wtf I am doing here, this one giga sux but cute bugs..?"}
+{"text":"game for adhd zoomers with how INSANELY fucking fast this one is Assault on my eyes, brain and fingers. You're supposed to dodge all this shit and shoot them but you can't slow down at all...unless you fully stop..?? wtf"}
+{"text":"I ended up beating this one, but it took me a while to get the controls. Very awkward and clunky just kinda makes you wonder why... feels like a flash game. It's alright. Lots of nice artwork"}
+{"text":"Standard rpgmaker game, it's fine. I like the concept and it was pretty neat but the text always broke for me like this. Dunno why"}
+{"text":"Post rpg reaction images."}
+{"text":"That one fits too, I guess."}
+{"text":"I just unlocked this little nigga. Is she good?"}
+{"text":"Sazantos was supposed to be Pharamea's only confirmed Flame-controlling child in CotC, and also the last/fourth one not the first one (with the others implied to have been killed). I hated OT0's AU shit."}
+{"text":"I dont get it either. This is a major step down from 2."}
+{"text":"Just saw people mention that apparently Signa was the other missing child? not sure how to feel about that since she barely had any story aside from simping for Sazantos (incestous or nah?)"}
+{"text":"apparently It's outright confirmed by Pharamea('s soul) herself. CotC Signa was just simping and/or implied one-sided romance if you squint hard with no actual blatant text. OT0 Signa's writing was virtually unchanged other than the retcon that she's also Pharamea's kid and (You)r and Sazantos's sister. So I guess you go along with her being incestuous in OT0."}
+{"text":"you could* go along"}
+{"text":"Ghost Path 2’s English translation is fully complete. The translation for thirst is still in the works, qudere is alive and well. Hollowwald's coming out in Summer 2026."}
+{"text":"What do you guys think?"}
+{"text":"I mean he's never had a problem doing scenes with piss or other stuff that many people wouldn't like. Often without choice even. So I don't really get what's the problem now. Best case is to have a choice in the scene for a kinky or a vanilla version."}
+{"text":"I will never understand the love for this game. It’s trying to be this gritty and dark game when it just feels baron and hollow. It uses religious imagery to hide its shallowness. The gameplay is ok, but overall I only see praise for it from pretentious plebbitors"}
+{"text":"yes, that was intended to be a bit of a bait or troll attempt. but my point still stands: Nocturne is a very minimalist game with a focus on combat and monster catching. It's largely lacking anything else that is normally found in the mainstream jrpg genre. So i'm a bit miffed when people call it a 10/10 masterpiece rpg, when it's missing several of the components that would make it a 10/10 game. gameplay and customization alone can't carry an rpg."}
+{"text":"gameplay and customization alone can't carry an rpg Can't agree with this part. There's no one way to do an RPG, different games can focus on different strengths. It's a matter of personal preference if you like an RPG emphasizing certain things or not. And personally, I think Nocturne has a cool story, even if it's sparse."}
+{"text":"... y'know, after playing my fair share of vidya I find that what I'm looking for is meaning behind the madness. When a game is just gameplay? Then yeah sure, the gameplay itself is it's own reward. Something screwy happens with my brain when any semblance of a story starts appearing and then the gameplay becomes a lot less important. In a lot of these narrative based JRPGs, I always hated the moment when it was time to fight the final boss because all the NPCs would just start repeating themselves, and that's when the illusion disappeared. The world felt dead and lifeless at that point. So what the fuck does any of that have to do with Nocturne? It's because nothing you do really matters, and so I don't feel like the game has meaning to it. You pick any one of the factions and whatever the old world was and whatever the Vortex World was it gets astroturfed over. You reject all the factions? You rule a ruined Vortex World that's crumbling into oblivion. You revert the world to before the conception? ... you literally undid all the changes. The only ending with any sort of sense of progression is the true demon ending when you side with Lucifer to go fight in Armageddon, which while gets cool points, the Vortex World and all you did there gets cast away like dust in the wind. TL;DR: I dunno man. Maybe Nocturne would've been better for me without the story at all. Just like an open sandbox."}
+{"text":"else that is normally found in the mainstream jrpg genre. This is why genres exist for a reason and the diablo schizo can go fuck himself. Who told you nocturne was a jrpg? It is a third person dungeon crawler. Now smt v, that is a barebones jrpg."}
+{"text":"the diablo schizo can go fuck himself. AHH FRESH MEAT"}
+{"text":"try playing dragon quest v get to 2nd dungeon (the haunted house) run into skeleton snake that can summon more skeleton snakes keep trying to kill them but it has unlimited reinforcements up to like the 8th snake before I run out of healing items and die yo wtf I thought jrpgs were supposed to be easy games for babies."}
+{"text":"how long does it take to get the 3ds characters?"}
+{"text":"Somewhere near the endgame (maybe around 60-70 hours, could be much earlier if you don't play as slowly as me) since they're not really part of the story like the original 4. One of the extra characters is optional and available a bit earlier, but requires beating the monster arena, which isn't realistically possible until around the time the other character joins. And even then it's somewhat luck-based. Don't bother with the arena stuff too much if you just want to get through the story. I didn't on my first playthrough and went with the original party, true ending and all. By the way, opening the best casino in the game is missable, so try to unlock it as soon as possible if you're into them."}
+{"text":"damn I really wanted to use the new girl. I liked 3 and 9 when I played them because I could make my hero + 3 sexy girls party like in all the doujins."}
+{"text":"damn I really wanted to use the new girl. Yeah, it's a bit disappointing how late she joins. She's basically the game's Debora, except a bit nicer. I was also a bit bummed out that she wasn't one of the available wives during the ending. hero + 3 sexy girls party based"}
+{"text":"Still worth it, those things have amazing stats. Omniheal still carries, later you get an accessory that will let him act first."}
+{"text":"no RTWP tone and vibe is completely different gay doesn't even play like a Baldur's Gate game"}
+{"text":"play more games before your make that opinion"}
+{"text":"Rtwp is faster, that's the only advantage it has. No everything moves at the same time in rtwp, simulating real time. Turn based everything essentially teleports as they move when no one else can. Another advantage that rtwp shares with real time over turn based."}
+{"text":"Considering how stupid turn-based look in motion is no wonder they wouldn't mind skipping it entirely."}
+{"text":"RTWP You dont need real time cause there are fewer battles; each one is a custom made encounter. Which is better. It drags on on a replay; but on inital go around its fine."}
+{"text":"This is not the overall sentiment on the game at all, most people are already burned on the attack to the moon tower after Shar's temple."}
+{"text":"Do you think RPG is one case where becoming more popular has turned against the genre, with games having to be dumbed down for the average player?"}
+{"text":"The moment Square felt the need to release an \"Easy Type\" version of FFIV is the moment it was basically over for mainstream JRPGs. November 1991."}
+{"text":"a mish-mash of mechanical and narrative criteria in the same list implying same priority Diablo fits the criteria DnD-based games before 3e don't sheeeeeeeaash anon any attempt at defining an rpg as a set number of rigid criteria is destined to fail you can make a list of rpg elements and the more boxes a game ticks the more it is an rpg"}
+{"text":"Diablo fits the criteria DnD-based games before 3e don't You didn't read it if came to that conclusion. narrative criteria in the same list implying same priority What narrative criteria?"}
+{"text":"The worst of two worlds, lol"}
+{"text":"Easy type?"}
+{"text":"Lenneth"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm not that Anon. Your gamemaster is going to be pissed if you quit the game to run a tavern or retire. That's beyond the scope even of all but the most retardedly patient GMs. The point the anon is making is if you can exercise the slightest self control, mods like this let you do things that are not remotely covered in other games."}
+{"text":"Strawmen upon strawmen"}
+{"text":"I'm just amazed that you have the freedom to do that. and I'm amazed you're impressed by agentic AI slop intruding on games now. WAOW IT MAKES A HALF ASS ATTEMPT TO DO WHAT I SAID WAS HAPPENING Even if it doesn't make any sense in the story!! Sometimes... it just fucks up... but that's okay because I'm impressed by retarded chatbots doing things for me!!! kys"}
+{"text":"I'm impressed by retarded chatbots doing things for me!!! I think you are greatly confused of what this mod actually does. It allows you to interact with the artificial DM. Which is something no other game does."}
+{"text":"Ok, this is cool af, I want this mod for CK2, so it can become an actual RPG."}
+{"text":"had this in my library for ages decide to give it a go seems cool, great first impression roll some 2h melee dwarf kill bandits walk into a cave and see some bats figure they shouldn't be an issue, they're just bats *miss**hit**miss**miss**hit**miss**miss**miss* dead take another road 2 bandits, no problem killed ple-dead Should have known when I read the store page and it said \"this game is hardcore blablabla no handholding\" it always means \"will waste your time with nonsensical difficulty spikes and obtuse save systems\". Does it get better? I'm fine with it being hard, what I'm not fine with is having zero indication of what I'm walking into with no way to learn other than being sent back to the last inn visit (and even then, you can easily be RNG'd to death by things you previously had no issues with). Surely a warrior dwarf in armor shouldn't have to fear 3 bats?"}
+{"text":"It does get better. But check your stats. If you're using a 2H, your fumble chance is probably very high. Bats will dodge when you fumble. I usually pump agility for the first few levels to get fumble down. The problem with Stoneshard is it's been stuck in development hell for like 20 years. They really should have finished the game by now."}
+{"text":"I usually pump agility for the first few levels to get fumble down. Will try that, thanks."}
+{"text":"It's been fucking years and they are just larping around milking the EA. They have no intention of reaching anything looking like a 1.0 this year, and next year is doubtful. It's just going to be a sandbox-till-you're-bored + quarter yearly updates to tempt you into playing it for 1-2 hours again"}
+{"text":"What's a popular JRPG opinion you regularly hear that is stupid?"}
+{"text":"It is easy to disprove this just right from the beginning of ff7. You are the dishonest one in this regard. I gave you a material to nitpick yet you chose to vaguepost/blatantly lie just to inflate your own ego."}
+{"text":"Look! People are saying they like the game a lot without defending their thesis! You can find this for any semi popular game, what's your point? Just because people aren't argumentative autists when they bring up their opinion doesn't make them shills."}
+{"text":"Disprove how? The very beginning of ff7 is completely linear."}
+{"text":"NTA but you just said The battle system is also more barebones compared to octopath That is a very lazy and bullshit argument"}
+{"text":"It is. In FF7 you don’t use ailments or aggro mechanics. Buffs also don’t become an actual necessity until superbosses like emerald weapon and generally the only one you use is hero’s drink which is a literal buff all item you can stack for times to double all your modifiers so even that is simplisticx You can say this about pretty much every mainline FF until FFX. Hell even FF7 remake has more intricate combat mechanics and buff usage than the original despite not being turn based, it even has aggro mechanics."}
+{"text":"What a shame that this nigga cannot be played on PC, for the PS4 emulator doesn't work on it well. I continue to read good reviews about the game. Why the devs didn't ported it to PC? They hate earning money so much?"}
+{"text":"Absolum filtered me so fast. Very formulaic, roguelike and the art is repulsive. It screams zoomer"}
+{"text":"It screams *millenial* Zoomers aren't even making games"}
+{"text":"filtered me so fast skill issue. back to grinding brain-dead rpgs where player skill is basically irrelevant."}
+{"text":"Why only 1CC? I get that infinite credits is ridiculous and anyone could brute force their way to victory that way but would using 2 continues not count as beating the game? What about 3? Clearly you must still be good at the game to finish it with only 3 or 2 credits, but not good enough for 1. Without knowing the intended number of attempts the developer expected the game to be beat at, it feels less tangible to say ONLY this way you've beaten it. Compare to how many home console games of that era had limited lives, now you can consider that you've beat the game if you don't lose all of them. It would show mastery if you manage to beat it without losing many or none of them, but it is gravy. It feels as arbitrary as saying \"You haven't beaten this arcade game until you've done 1CC and no hit\" or \"1CC and under (X amount of time)\". You don't need to master the game to \"beat\" it but I do agree that some games are much more enjoyable when mastered, or even engaging at all when they press you on your skill. And yeah I know the answer is because that's the standard in the community and what displays the most amount of skill. Nothing wrong with it but I wanted to offer contrasting thoughts."}
+{"text":"It's a carryover from arcade days when your scores usually reset upon using a continue. As such, you wouldn't have a chance at placing yourself on the scoreboard unless you could 1CC it. Furthermore, reaching the bad ending of a game doesn't count as having \"beaten\" it, just as a failing grade doesn't count as having beaten a test only because you've answered all the questions."}
+{"text":"Just picked up the Might & Magic series after playing through the old Bradley Wizardry games,they seem a little more \"chaotic\" combat seems to be random But I really dig these 80s sprites & MIDI soundfont really nice ambiance and amazing atmosphere,is it a dungeon crawlers or prototype RPG like daggerfall or morrowind?"}
+{"text":"M&M never really had the map tricks like other DRPGs anyhow It actually does. Are you someone who only played the NES version? I'm curious. I haven't played the NES version, but I played the DOS version. The DOS version DOES have spinners, teleporters, and other map tricks in the game. One of my favorites was one particular dungeon that has a sign that says \"the infinite hallway\", and then littered through out the hallway are little tiles that teleport you exactly one square back, so if you don't pay attention/try to go back, it looks like it goes on forever, but in reality you're just standing in place, so you have to cast the jump spell over specific spots to get to the end of it and get your reward."}
+{"text":"The reason for that is because there are set encounters (You will always fight enemy X or enemies from group Y in these locations) and random encounters which try to match your level. It's a very tough game that I think benefits from how knowledge gated it is. If you start having a rough time of it though, there's a secret technique that will make your life way easier though. All you have to do is donate to the church and keep doing that until they bless you. They'll cast every protection spell in the game on you at maximum or near-maximum power."}
+{"text":"Tell me more anon"}
+{"text":"Well, there's the fact that experience in this RPG is finite. Enemies in this game do not respawn. If you kill a bandit and his dog outside of the first town, it doesn't matter if you travel into 6 different loading zones on the exact opposite of the map into the final area and then walk back. They will NEVER come back. Which, depending on what kind of player you are, you might think \"Oh well that's not THAT bad, I don't mind the sense of progression I get from emptying out the map. It's a little satisfying.\" The problem is that this game also will not hand your character any XP if they cannot act during the time the enemy goes down. Unconscious or Dead? Sure, I could buy that. I don't like it, but I could still buy it. But what about paralyzed or stoned? Yup, no XP. But what about the temporary condition stunned where you just can't act for a round or two? YUP! NO XP! CONGRATS! You can cast spells that protect you from those status effects, but the game doesn't tell you that you'll need them to protect your XP as a resource, so you have to figure that out the hard way. And then when you DO figure it out and decide to immediately spec into the magic schools to get them, you ALSO find out that every buff in the game has a hard 2-8 round limit on them depending on the spell and what level of magic you're at. It's insanely easy to get stuck in a loop where you have a martial character that is the only one that knows the anti-stun spell is spending his rounds doing Cast Buff -> Self-Heal -> Chug MP potion -> Cast Buff -> etc, ad infinitum. Oh, and guess what if any of your characters actually goes down? You can't feed other party members potions if they are unconscious. You can HEAL them with magic to bring them back up to positive HP. That's fine. You can feed them potions while awake. You just can't heal an unconscious party member with a potion. So if your ONE healer on your team goes down, you better pray you're about to win the fight."}
+{"text":"I just double checked something, you actually can't apply potions either to paralyzed/stoned/unconscious characters at all. So that adds onto the shit heap of a mess they made. But then just to continue off on the last point I'll make for now, the issue with the healer classes is they are all fragile. Okay, that's fine and normal, right? Well, combined with the fact that if you have one healer and that the healer going down now puts your whole party on a clock for the battle that you cannot escape from, it's sort of a big deal. So how do you counter-play one of the enemies just randomly selecting your healer and basically one-shotting them? Well, you don't. Not realistically. Your defender class is pretty much the only thing that can do anything to draw aggro using an ability called \"Shout.\" This maybe works for the first few areas of the game. Unfortunately, \"Shout\" is considered a \"mind\" spell. Guess what is immune to \"mind\" spells? Did you say Constructs and Undead? Good guess, but how about try EVERY FUCKING MONSTER PAST THE QUARTER POINT FOR NO FUCKING REASON. WHY EVEN GIVE ME THIS FUCKING SPELL IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'll just leave it here for now. The stupid part is that this game is an excellent demonstration for a belief I have that \"There is no such thing as a bad game design element, just game elements that don't mix together well.\" Any one of these would have actually been interesting and fine on their own. The real problem is that they are all combined together which winds up making a really shitty experience, especially if you wind up in one of a few trap builds on your character, or you just even build unoptimally. My chosen party only had a Druid in it. She never got to cast her offensive spells cause she was forced to juggle buffs and heals. tl;dr game a shit."}
+{"text":"Best Healer to play in the series and also has the cutest voice"}
+{"text":"All the tales mascottes are highly fuckable. I would use teepo as an onahole\\cumsock litterally every day."}
+{"text":"If they remade the games following what Arise did would suck all the charm in them. Just port them as is."}
+{"text":"You had no idea how much i goon to Tales hebes thanks to Grok. RIP"}
+{"text":"unlocking the chibi portraits Tales of Sovlasia"}
+{"text":"What are some good RPGs that take place primarily in the countryside? You know, green meadows, dark forests, blue lakes, yellow fields, the works. No desert planets, post-apoc wastelands, alternate dimensions or fantasy lands of pastel colors and giant mushrooms. I think I played all the classics but maybe I missed something. BG1 Divine Divinity Sacred 1 & 2 KCD Two Worlds Balrum (it sucked) Exile 3 Eschalon Drakensang games Witcher Gothics Legends of Eisenwald NWN2 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"pillars of eternity has that but its not good no stupid mountains no retarded islands no paved roads polish and proud! kek anyway OP, I dont think it gets better than bg1 or oblivion"}
+{"text":"asking here because I can't find a conclusive answer anywhere online, and I don't want to make a KCD thread just to ask a single question is pic related how the game divides the alcohols into categories? with Wine Bibber and Beer Bibber it just says \"wine\" or \"beer\", but does that mean something like mead is grouped as a wine? mead is just wine made from honey."}
+{"text":"genuinely, some of the older Harvest Moons"}
+{"text":"Only KCD is mentioned in OP you smelly nigger"}
+{"text":"I don't know if mead counts as wine in the game, but why don't you just test it? It would take you less time than making that picture"}
+{"text":"When does it get good?"}
+{"text":"I like that Larian dropped it and didn't try milking it with DLC and microtransactions. Because Wotc told Swen to fuck off so he couldnt, it has nothing to do with him being a wholesome chungus gamer guy as he likes to present himself."}
+{"text":"Actually the type of hat that's commonly associated with \"fedoralords\" is a trilby. A fedora is what Indinana Jones wore. Does knowing this make it easier for you to communicate? If you call them \"trilbylords\" instead, is anyone else going to understand what you're talking about? Language is a mapping of symbols that get meaning from the context in which they are used."}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the multi billion dollar corporation chose not not make more money. Retard."}
+{"text":"Normally I'd agree with you, but Hasbro is a special kind of retarded. Passes on easy money with the left hand and goes turbo jew with the right"}
+{"text":"It's not just limited to hasbro. There are numerous companies that regularly pass on dozens of established golden geese because they're searching for the next platinum goose."}
+{"text":"ITT you have to take the opposite side of what you believe about an RPG/RPG series. For example, if you think a game is shit, you have to do your best to unironically argue why it's good. I'll start: Tetsuya Nomura is actually a good storyteller. He writes more for character development and interaction, and less for world-building, but he does a good job of that. KH sucks only because of Disney's involvement. The characters themselves are wonderfully written and have compelling relationships."}
+{"text":"Name three 1970s RPGs off the top of your head without looking them up. Pedit5, Beneath Apple Manor, Akalabeth."}
+{"text":"The cartography mechanic of Etrian adds no substance to the game. While hand-drawn maps were important for old school dungeon crawls, this era only lasted for a few years and had died out by the time of Shin Megami Tensei."}
+{"text":"For a game released for the SNES, FF5 is rather disappointing in two senses: first is VFX for magic spells, it's NES tier underwhelming... you don't feel the power at all; second is class grinding, the fact that the single best spot is the very last dungeon turns the game into a real timesink, not fun at all."}
+{"text":"great, i can follow this up with something on-theme for the thread: The pixel remaster is the best way to play the SNES FFs largely because of the cheat mechanics, as the gameplay aged poorly and it needed to be sped up"}
+{"text":"Diablo 2 is horribly balanced and every patch has only made it worse. Runewords ruined the game and the \"endgame\" is just mindlessly grinding the same content time and time again hoping for a single drop that MIGHT increase your clearspeed by like 2%."}
+{"text":"What does someone like you play and \"master\" now?"}
+{"text":"Lots of things. For Action RPGs from Japan, Elden Ring or Dragon's Dogma are more interesting. You really don't need to get this offended, OP doesn't even know the name of the game he's talking about, the whole thread is garbage."}
+{"text":"It's called Trials of Mana now. He didn't master anything, the only guy approaching mastery is the japanese speedrunner in OPs post True Get good shitter."}
+{"text":"It's called Trials of Mana No. He didn't master anything The game is not in any way hard, I think you hold \"mastery\" with undue regard. Speedrunning isn't simply mastery of a game, it's a completely different style of play with completely different priories."}
+{"text":"speedrunning is a different style of playing but doing it well, high level-- like the guy in OPs post does require mastery of the game to pull off."}
+{"text":"How come people go insane about Final Fantasy switching from turn-based to action, but no one complains about Yakuza switching from action to turn-based? the combat in Yakuza has become objectively worse"}
+{"text":"kek I thought the exact same thing"}
+{"text":"She's your secretary, she's staying off camera cause she's good at her job."}
+{"text":"The combat in Infinite Wealth was better than the combat in Man Who Erased His Name. That said, I enjoy both and hope they continue to make games with both types of combat"}
+{"text":"Every Yakuza game starts off with like 2 hours of interesting, grounded Yakuza stuff before going full anime"}
+{"text":"Have any anons tried the legend remix mix for yakuza 0? Is it worth it to use on a first playthrough or am I doing myself a disservice?"}
+{"text":"Breton or Altmer?"}
+{"text":"I'd sell my soul to the daedra for an alfiq wife"}
+{"text":"tfw imperial mutt"}
+{"text":"*crashes non-stop until you remove whatever \"big-tittied unique custom follower that you can marry with mandatory manjaw troon face\" mod you downloaded from nexusmods fifteen minutes ago*"}
+{"text":"Some fucking argonian nigger came into my shack bouncing around shouting FUS, knocking over all my shit Cunt fucking stole all my sujamma I hate this country"}
+{"text":"Discuss ye blobbers, dungeon crawlers and other assorted dungeon games in this thread Roguelikes and roguelites not welcome Recently finished Makai Agito.Its a SMT clone made in RPG maker. It ran like shit despite that for some reason. Its on the easy side difficulty wise and the level design is serviceable. I would recommend it if you have nothing else to play since you'll be done with it in 20 hours or so."}
+{"text":"Whats the full list of worthwhile dungeon crawlers available on the Switch?"}
+{"text":"Etrian Odyssey 3 that's it"}
+{"text":"I've been playing Ludus Mortis Once you get over the hump of grinding its a pretty good DRPG with nice level design. Nothing too complex but it has that addicting quality of one more expedition."}
+{"text":"I guess I should actually play this now that my 3DS is charged and I got new pads for my old ATH-M50x's"}
+{"text":"One of you assholes are going to fucking die Seriously, what was his problem?"}
+{"text":"I don't know how I feel about this. Somebody rule34 what that would be like."}
+{"text":"My question is why does he have normal ears here, but ended up with knife ears as an adult?"}
+{"text":"Toriyama probably doesn't know they are the same character."}
+{"text":"Looks pretty clear."}
+{"text":"In toriyamaverse, long ears = demon"}
+{"text":"Should I finally get it?"}
+{"text":"You won't like it, don't bother But to anyone else asking the same question: obviously for the gameplay"}
+{"text":"If you care about mechanics and general design there's no reason to bother with the remake because on one hand most things are straight up copypasted with almost no fixes to the original issues and on the other hand there's a lot of extremely stupid changes that add new issues, many of which are not in line with how either the original game or the series works. There's a select couple of objectively good changes like a decently comprehensive manual, how the Ninja and Onmyouji classes are now fully integrated with the main game's content in a way that makes sense or the new Magic Research Center which no longer makes you run around a ton of rooms and has a much better designed UI, but as good as they are it's not a good bargain when you look at the rest of the game. Also there's not really any actual improvement on the dialogues at the end of the day, you got some extra generic and kinda cringe JRPG yapping in a couple of places, some new cutscenes and events with the new classes, voiced lines in battle which are also very limited compared to the other games, but also every emperor is now a silent protagonist unlike the original game where they would actually talk and have different things to say during NPC conversations according to their classes, now you just look at them stay completely silent during events and then select some stock replies that are not even voiced while everything else is, only Leon, Gerard and the Last Emperors get some voiced lines in a select couple of cutscenes."}
+{"text":"It's honestly bizarre that the remake can't provide dialogues for every possible interactions for each emperor class but Minstrel Song has voiced dialogues for just about everything."}
+{"text":"Kawazu wasn't involved in the RS2 remake so there's less soul"}
+{"text":"I also decided to try this out. I'm on my 4th Emperor and it's fun. Never played any of the SaGa games. Which ones are worth playing once I'm done with this?"}
+{"text":"Combat system: seamlessly go from RT 3rd person action to RTWP to tactics-like gameplay as you please Exploration: feels like Skyrim/The Witcher 3 in its open world stuff, though perhapsore like The Witcher 3 with zone objectives and so on. Also, the conversations between some of the NPCs in your party can be hilarious (e.g: Dorian + Iron Bull). Lore: the setting is great and there is so much to be learned about the world by reading random notes and conversations. Story: fantastically paced with an intriguing whodunnit mystery at the start and a few plot twists along the way. Decisions matter!"}
+{"text":"if you care about the boring side quests, yeah... you can make spare for days, i am a completionist. this game is great, but i wont play it a second time just cause of how boring each and every single side quest is. i did them all. i remember none.. . even tho it hurts to admit, chud is right fagotanon, its corporates having the wrong idea about how to appeal to mass audiences witch they tried but we, the core audience feel attacked by such vulgar atttempts at cheap relativness. Have your character be gender whatever, at least make him believable and alive, not a caricature of something you dont even know how to portrait. Characters like the genderwhatever feel like a tokken. Dont even touch mgs in your filthy keyboard or whatever you used to type the name again, please."}
+{"text":"actually really good It's actually turbo garbage"}
+{"text":"I remember getting bored with the checklist-style slog of activities. I never finished it and never will, especially after the release of Failguard. If, instead, Failguard had spent those ten years innovating on meaningful choice-and-consequence systems incorporating the choices of all previous games, I might have had a good reason to replay it. An rpg quadrilogy that culminates in distinct world states shaped by the previous three entries? Something genuinely worthy of praise, unlike the usual Telltale Games output."}
+{"text":"I wanted to see the story to its conclusion I'm happy with the conclusions I already got: Warden Commander fucking off to another dimension to be with his hot witch wife and raise their child, and dashing rogue fucking off to sail around the world with his horny pirate wife. None of the characters in Inquisition are interesting enough to make me care about what happens to them."}
+{"text":"I just platinumed this game for whatever reason and it fucking blows. The worst part is that it has no d-pad functionality. You have to use the analogue stick for everything! What were they fucking thinking?"}
+{"text":"It's a new year. How is your AQW/DF/whatever grinding going?"}
+{"text":"Not to mention the incredibly stupid assholes didn’t even use praxis. Can’t believe how stupid people are. Willing to wait all day for help but can’t be bothered to use classes/enchantments that should make sense to use against a boss with almost a billion hp."}
+{"text":"90% of the difficulty in AQW is finding a good team, honestly."}
+{"text":"I retract my previous statement on just taunting ultra drakath. I've seen too many retards who don't know what a pot is but somehow managed to come across this boss. I literally did the hard part for them and they still fuck up the most simple job of doing damage. Damn these people are stupid."}
+{"text":"Finally got the 3rd divine will. I can say goodbye to retards who somehow either don't have or is too retarded to use the most basic and easy to use infinite damage class in the game."}
+{"text":"Congrats, anon. Azalith is a pain to fight."}
+{"text":"Have you beat or played RPGs on your phone successfully? I need some that play well with pure touchscreen controls (so I'll still look like I'm working when playing at my office at work.) I can't be bothered to pull out gamepads or a Switch etc... Currently I'm running Fushigi no Dungeon: Furai no Shiren, specifically Shiren the Wanderer 3 Portable and it's doing well! Very cool jrpgame since movement and combat is grid based and turn based."}
+{"text":"I mostly emulate nds/3ds while i am on my phone Works really well with placing both screens vertically and buttons at the the bottom As for games Infinite space 7th dragon Metal max"}
+{"text":"beat FFTA and Onimusha Tactics on my old windows phone using touchscreen only when I was on holiday and taking lots of train rides."}
+{"text":"I have Titan Quest for Android and it comes with all the expansion DLCs."}
+{"text":"There's Final Fantasies. I beat 8 on my phone."}
+{"text":"emulate inazuma 11"}
+{"text":"Is this game good. The devs are saying it's like a modern BG1."}
+{"text":"Lol, I remember the dev posting his early ideas for Atom in the FOnline forums. He seemed like a sperg."}
+{"text":"what sites"}
+{"text":"No. It's just slav jank."}
+{"text":"russian"}
+{"text":"found it Im currently at kirzakas castle how much longer does the game last"}
+{"text":"It's so infuriating and ugly. So i wanna be a good guy and now the iconic protag's armor or appearence is all changed? Fuck off. What's worse is it's always \"blond and white if good! black hair and UGLY if you're evil\". I'm playing Infamous 2, i did some good choices and now i went from yellow and black outfit to all white and blue ugly suit, the comic cutscenes still show default one so it takes me out of the story like crazy. So ugly."}
+{"text":"There are like 5 games that do this and they all came out 20 years ago and most are not rpgs. Can you let this website go back to being a ghost town now?"}
+{"text":"White is right paco"}
+{"text":"Better than the original or not? I have the original but never played more than five minutes of it."}
+{"text":"a wise anon once told me, you should play Azure until the ending then stop and play CS, and I did."}
+{"text":"You are just too stupid to comprehend the story and see the setup actually come back later in the story."}
+{"text":"Hey yall I'm the OP for this thread and I'm really loving this game, thank you. Damn this thread is old."}
+{"text":"What do you mean by soul? What \"soul\" actually means is that you can tell the product in question was created by a smaller group of people who exerted more control over their individual contributions, so there's a greater sense of contiguity and intent behind almost everything."}
+{"text":"Glad you're liking it!"}
+{"text":"i find it weird when people champion undertale/deltarune as the ultimate examples of sincerity in gaming, knowing the origins of toby's sense of humor specially when sites like tumblr always had irony posion and even people being cynical towards anime something tells me there could be a chance of deltarune having a cameo of dril or mega64 the real \"tumblrisms\" of ut/dr aren't the furry characters or the lgbt elements, more likely they're the type of humor when you consider the roots (i'd also bring up the differences between \"tumblr cringe\" and \"deviantart cringe\" where tumblr always had overt self-awareness, self-deprecating humor and even some cultural overlaps with somethingawful while deviantart feels alien in comparison because it's weird kids not even thinking about how the outside world sees them) (could also be because tumblr is full of millenials who also invest in politics to feel more mature than they are) it feels like people nowadays (and maybe as a side effect of \"internet brain rot\" or troll's remorse) define sincerity as \"anti-cringe culture\", as if simply including colorfull furry characters makes your work sincere so by this logic: david lynch's art for example can't be sincere because it doesn't have colorfull furries or poorly drawn anime characters but i also believe toby himself might be aware of this, which explains why he'd ever want to go to japan because barely does irony exist in anything from japan maybe he even sees pieces of irony and the likes on his western fans but he probably doesn't entirely regret his history with tumblr if it got him into things he did like"}
+{"text":"You know this is a shitpost thread by an assmad faggot who has nobody to be cancer at on /v/ anymore and leaked onto /vrpg/, but legitimately the only person who I know for sure played some cult classic shit like moon: Remix RPG and didn't just watch it on Youtube is an Undertale fan."}
+{"text":"who has nobody to be cancer at on /v/ anymore No, I'm posting here because I got banned on /v/."}
+{"text":"So now we get the shitposting sloppy seconds. Brilliant"}
+{"text":"Nothing about what you said has anything to do with me being wrong, that being said, maybe they should kick you off all board barring /vg/ since you evidently don't like videogames."}
+{"text":"I like Deltarune/Undertale. I just don't like people who make it their whole personality or think that because they personally like it, any criticism is an attack on themselves."}
+{"text":"Is this an RPG?"}
+{"text":"Only problem is that when you finish every last contract, the game feels over. This isn't a problem, it's a reward. You make the gameworld noticably safer by fighting monsters, because if you do it right, they don't respawn. You can see it yourself in the later stages of the game, when Velen is no longer plagued by roving packs of wolves, ravenous ghouls, colonies of nekkers etc. ... because you took care of them personally."}
+{"text":"Meh. 6/10 at best."}
+{"text":"YWNBAW"}
+{"text":"God forbid a man have any emotions other than rage or lust. You have utterly misunderstood Geralt. His entire quest is motivated by his parental instincts. He has more emotional depth than pretty much any RPG character in existence. He's simply 2deep4u."}
+{"text":"This, unironically"}
+{"text":"completely abandoned Bethesbros what happened? nobody cares about this game anymore, no mods, no updates, no DLC. How can Todd threat his dream game like this?"}
+{"text":"I'll never forgive India for this. the entire game was contracted out to 3rd world studios that promised the world but barely delivered and todd was somehow okay with it. the coolest part of the game, ship building, requires multiple mods to be fun. howevver theres a big star wars mod for the game that is supposedly really fun."}
+{"text":"Todd Howard constantly lies and releases glitchy, unfinished games."}
+{"text":"/thread OP completely destroyed."}
+{"text":"He's not smart like you, eh anon?"}
+{"text":"Fat people should never be given positions of responsibility. If they can't even regulate their own weight, how can they organise anything that's actually complicated?"}
+{"text":"Shiren the Wanderer celebrated its 30th anniversary a few days ago, so lets have a Mystery Dungeon thread. Which Shiren game is your favorite, and what would you want to see in Shiren 7? And when the fuck is Shiren Asuka's translation patch getting finished?"}
+{"text":"Glad you're enjoying it! Shiren DS was my first mystery dungeon. Using storage is not needed to beat the main story but if you're struggling you could get a sword and shield with high base stats (dotanuki and armor ward) and upgrade them with the blacksmith and melding jars. Just make sure to put them into a storage pot before you die. The benefit of levels is felt most in the early game. Skilled players like to intentionally level up enemies to kill them and get a head start. Level up a rice changer to a rice boss and you'll see what I mean. The best way to kill tough enemies is by throwing gitan. You can put them into your inventory by using the run command and stepping on them and swapping it with an item in your inventory or putting it in a pot. Thrown gitan deals 10% of its value in damage. Pair this with the pitcher's armband and you can kill a line of enemies! You'll learn that you shouldn't take every enemy head on in Shiren. Use staves and arrows against tough enemies instead of melee. It'll whittle you down less. Food is more luck based. Make sure to get a free riceball from the barkeeper in the bar to the left in the starting area. Sorry for the text dump, I get autistic about this series."}
+{"text":"thanks wow, didn't expect such a great delayed response :D"}
+{"text":"I've never played a Shiren game before. Of the two on Switch which should I play?"}
+{"text":"Shiren 6 is probably better for new players since it has better tutorials/in-game notes, and it doesn't have the day/night mechanic that 5 has which can be a filter for newer players. I also just don't like the day/night mechanic in general. Shiren 5 goes on sale for pretty cheap though if money is something you're worried about."}
+{"text":"5 and 6 are the only two I've played so far, and I preferred 6. For the main game at least, haven't played 5's postgame yet, and I've heard it's got more challenge. My issue with 5's main dungeon is mostly in how much revive/undo grass it hands out. Maybe I just got stupid lucky but it was way too much and made it so I never even lost once. 6 took me several tries, and that's a GOOD thing in this series. Failing and learning until you can break through situations you previously couldn't with your experience (or luck lmao) is a great thing, and being too gentle really dampers that. sadly my first clear was thanks to an op party member...but still Also, 5 has that disruptive day/night system that I wasn't a fan of."}
+{"text":"Do you have any self-imposed rules while playing RPG?"}
+{"text":"I would be in the game's setting"}
+{"text":"you can still goon to troons and pretty boys though"}
+{"text":"I never romance anyone, ever. Unless the character is already married then I romance the wife."}
+{"text":"Run away as little as possible, unless backtracking through earlier territories. If there is a thief, I must use it."}
+{"text":"The game has a role?"}
+{"text":"simply lovely game, wish i knew what i was doing but i'm not being stopped so far"}
+{"text":"CARNAGE"}
+{"text":"fredchads... we fucking won"}
+{"text":"I love the machines, they're such a cool fight"}
+{"text":"I think I read on the jap wiki each character has slightly faster growth on certain magic and weapon but I could had misinterpreted it. It probably won't matter in any reasonable circumstance."}
+{"text":"Do you think this character design would fit an RPG game?"}
+{"text":"I don't see why she wouldn't. She's basically just female Niko"}
+{"text":"Yes, haha, several people had already commented the same thing."}
+{"text":"Can you share any more about her?"}
+{"text":"Of course, why not? Well, Emma is a girl who lives in a fantasy world where magic is real. In her youth, Emma suffered a lot of bullying and abuse from both her father and her classmates, which led to Emma's mother separating from her father and taking her to live in another place where she taught Emma how to cast magic spells. Unfortunately, her mother passed away. Emma was so affected by her mother's death that she suffered a terrible depression, which caused her to withdraw from society forever. Her story needs a little more detail, but at least for now, this is something."}
+{"text":"Do you think this character design would fit an RPG game? I dunno anon, maybe draw her doing what I like, and I could give you a better answer?*wink* Btw, do you have a gallery? The art is cute."}
+{"text":"Found a copy of this at a market for 20 dollars. It's no 2 volume combined 1100 page indepth world and strategy guide like Japan got but it's a nice 450 page guide with great illustrations and maps. I miss strategy guides :("}
+{"text":"nice find. i dont think its been uploaded anywhere."}
+{"text":"Its on archive.org but i like having a physical book"}
+{"text":"Cool I just found the Star Ocean 4 guide and been crafting op items with it. I love this era of guides with colorful maps and pictures and plenty of custom art of the characters"}
+{"text":"soul"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is how you make a proper, modern CRPG with: choices that actually matter cool party members with their own motivations and opinions multiple ways to do quests great worldbuilding unique setting no romance bs interesting ending slides Wished there were more content to the factions, though."}
+{"text":"I am what I eat. :)"}
+{"text":"mind the stepthroat"}
+{"text":"I'd like to play it but I'm also afraid of getting megaraped by grenades/bombs because those turned me off Dungeon Rats(which I really liked at the start) and as far as I recall they weren't in AoD so they're probably in Colony Ship now."}
+{"text":"stepthroat I don't eat from the dryer."}
+{"text":"Oh, it's just debuffs now (Poison reducing health for a few turns and stats for the fight, smoke making it harder for you and anyone else to get hit, time to take certain enemies out of the fight for a few turns, flashbangs for making it easier to hit and limit AP, and mindboiler grenades that are flashbangs on steroids)"}
+{"text":"What do you think of the shadows hearts trilogy?"}
+{"text":"Covenant loses a lot of steam after Disc 1, but it's still infinitely better than SH1, which was awful for the entire first half of the game, and only got good after Yuri got saved from Keith's mansion."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on FTNW?"}
+{"text":"Great gameplay, story doesn't hit the right notes, having too much of a traditional fantasy story and not making good use of its setting. The requirements for the bonus dungeon are bullshit too."}
+{"text":"Is it still worth playing through the second game for the story arc?"}
+{"text":"too much of a traditional fantasy story wut"}
+{"text":"Pathetic numbers compared to the superior game called Pillars of eternity."}
+{"text":"A godforsaken place where massive faggots sperg out about games, instead of actually playing them."}
+{"text":"Kotc is too puzzle like.Pillars at least allows you to have some fun."}
+{"text":"Is this some RPG Codex thing? Fill us in."}
+{"text":"This board has a bunch of RPG Codex crossposters and the repeat their gibberish around the internet. For some reason that place attracts mentally ill Europeans, presumably they get banned or mocked everywhere else, so their shitposts aren't even very coherent. One time I found one of their reddit accounts by googling an OP here and it was p. embarrassing."}
+{"text":"I see maxie is cross posting again. Or is it luj? It is always those two."}
+{"text":"What tabletop systems would be cool to see adapted into videogames? Will we ever get a F.A.T.A.L rpg?"}
+{"text":"Every modern revival of mutant chronicles is dead in the water Warzone eternal, RPG dropped by mophidius. Card game. I do love the whole corporate warfare angle mutant chronicles has."}
+{"text":"A simplified version, sure."}
+{"text":"4E has too many conditionals to be a smooth game when faithfully adapted."}
+{"text":"? It's minimal, isn't it? Are there good mutant chronicles vidya?"}
+{"text":"in F.A.T.A.L every action and variable is a randomized dice roll and is boring to play as a result, it works for lifeweb"}
+{"text":"There's a lot of these and I can seem to find a consensus on which one is the best, or what a good recommended starting point is. All I know is that Aris'es story is shit so don't start there. I just finished Ys 8, so preferably something better than that game."}
+{"text":"It´s mostly agreed that Vesperia is the best one and Abyss is not bad."}
+{"text":"Rondoline is a mixed addition among long time fans and apparently they somehow managed to make Cress comically OP in this one."}
+{"text":"The GBA additions were garbo and as the other anon said, Rondoline is fits less than Patty."}
+{"text":"I dunno about that anon, playing the Ps1 version now and its incredibly charming. Spell pause is annoying but tolerable enough if you have the proper mindset. And I find it hilarious that the most optimal way to play Manual mode in PS1 is continuously doing the jump attacks. Main reason why I didn't wait for ToPX english. Wanted to play authentic Phantasia between the SNES or PS1. Played ToPX when I was a kid and Rondoline is just jingling boobs to the original story."}
+{"text":"Lies and propaganda. Tales begs shit because of fujos but it used to be a quality series"}
+{"text":"The deathclaws are coming. Post your Fallout gunfu."}
+{"text":"Why are the proportions so fucked up?"}
+{"text":"C*lifornians."}
+{"text":"Li'l Devil, my beloved."}
+{"text":"Got my guns right here"}
+{"text":"thinking about reinstalling SWTOR and try the Imperial agent class-story (I hear is one of the best) game size is now 117 GB Wtf is wrong with this people, man?"}
+{"text":"item is required to progress it's a random drop after the battle is incredibly rare and found on a single floor"}
+{"text":"and you're actually meant to lose"}
+{"text":"Do you happen to be that guy who was sperging out about instant death / \"persona 5 is hardcore\" in that other thread?"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy IV (3D Remake)"}
+{"text":"I recently played through that and don't remember something random being mandatory, what is it?"}
+{"text":"I was joking, but if you are a completionist, you need Rainbow Pudding before you get to the underground/underworld the first time, otherwise you cannot continue the Namingway quest until you can go back and forth between over and underworlds."}
+{"text":"ITT: The one you couldn't romance."}
+{"text":"steal Your \"Barony\" at that point is a bunch of mudhuts and a barn where you put a big wooden chair as your throne, Oleg who doesnt even recognize you as his liege, an insane wizard with a torture dungeon in his backyard, some cranky old cunt who insults you and countless monsters who want you dead. Its a shithole and your title is literary made up, that \"barony\" is a collective effort between you and your friends not some legitimate state so Linzi has as much a right to that money as you do, especially since she just used it to reinvest in the capital."}
+{"text":"The hedonistic noble who'll fuck anything that moves to scratch it off his bucket-list lmao"}
+{"text":"Linzi has as much a right to that money as you do Communist swine."}
+{"text":"Joint ownership is a totally normal part of every \"capitalist\" countries private law"}
+{"text":"its imposible to have fun playing this game"}
+{"text":"the enclave is so terrible, its a bad idea done poorly"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the 50s stuff What 50s stuff? The one (1) song used for the intro and ending videos?"}
+{"text":"tourists think classic fallout was like bethesda fallout"}
+{"text":"I was wrong. I forgot about that option, and conflated it with the “dress up like his dad and pretend to be his ghost” option."}
+{"text":"not at all you retard if you actually played these games you'd stop looking like a fool there's speech check where you basically tell him you're an unknown element and can do anything and if you pass it he let's you and the girl go game is dialogue heavy doesn't invest anything into speech Good job retard go back to fortnite it's more your style"}
+{"text":"Finished both the first game and Tie just now and wanted to discuss it. Despite the first game being pretty bare bones gameplay wise and the second one being way too easy with how many ways to get overpowered, I genuinely loved these two games in a way I hadn't felt before in a long time. Great OST, girls are cute, themes of friendship done in a way that doesn't just feel like stale tropes, Tie in particular really was able to capture that feel of summer vacation coming to a close especially I got closer to the end of the game. Wish there was a future for this series but it seems like the mobile game was a gigaflop and Mel Kishida seems like he's moved on. Anyone else have thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Black bikini."}
+{"text":"Ao is no Hinako, but she's a fun protagonist."}
+{"text":"I never play as a gnome, halfling, or dwarf. I'm not playing as a manlet, no way, no how."}
+{"text":"Likewise, I will only play as an elf if they're at least as tall as humans."}
+{"text":"The original Atom, and Puck from Alpha Flight were even shorter."}
+{"text":"As a fellow manlet, you are deffo a manlet if you're using phrases like \"No way, no how.\""}
+{"text":"Penis size isn't related to height though"}
+{"text":"Napoleon being a manlet is a myth made up by the British"}
+{"text":"You know, I always wondered if the humor and some of the enemies in the Earthbound/Mother series were influenced by Dr. Slump, I can sense some sort of lineage hidden right here and we all know Mother's gameplay was copied straight from Dragon Quest"}
+{"text":"you have to think about whether or not this would speed up the random battles significantly Well those random/regular monsters battles should be optional in the first place and there are options to flee without much cost when unwanted. there's no point in adding bloat to a system that's already intensely methodical and unhurried. I'd argue having more options and mechanics would speed up battles (and make them more \"fun\") instead of making you spam the action button to beat HP sponge enemies."}
+{"text":"What was Itoi's reaction to this?"}
+{"text":"many games have this. it's boring because you always want to spray. turn-based with guns is not interesting without positioning."}
+{"text":"many games have this. which ones?"}
+{"text":"Post-kid Goku Dragon Ball is far too away from what the Mother games are about content-wise I doubt Itoi even read anything beyond Dr Slump"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised there wasn't a dedicated thread for these games. Anyway, let's post about Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, and Radical Dreamers here."}
+{"text":"He wakes a couple times, and mostly when someone else wakes him up. 12000BC when the Mammon machine was moved to the ocean palace and turned on, it disturbed him enough to wake up and destroy it and everyone else nearby. In 600AD Magus' elaborate ritual was to wake Lavos for Magus to kill. The original timeline Lavos killed him and that is how the war ended. 1999 was either the day Lavos decided it's evolution was complete and surfaced on its own, or the people of that time also disturbed him and woke him up. They referred to him as Lavos so the people of Guardia Dome were aware of him. I tend to believe in 1999 Lavos was done evolving and surfaced to reproduce and leave. Lavos is not present anywhere in the world in 2300 so no idea what happened after surfacing. Maybe it evolved into some super supreme being and floated away. Who knows."}
+{"text":"I thought the planet wide damage just happened to be a side effect of Lavos erupting to the surface. Like a super massive volcano eruption that would be a civilization ending crisis. It's just because Lavos happens to be a large enough and powerful thing that sits deep under the crust of the Earth, and it likely uses a lot of energy to blast through the layers of Earth to reach the surface that it creates a massive explosion + earthquake + volcanic eruption. Nothing about Lavos really made me think it was a sadistic villain as much as it was more of a higher on the food chain animal doing it's thing."}
+{"text":"I don't think you can make an actual real sequel to Trigger considering that the first game already has gratuitous time traveling and ends with the defeat of a Lovecraftian space monster The entire setting and all major antagonistic forces are wrapped up completely in Trigger. There's nothing else that needs to happen."}
+{"text":"Lavos is not present anywhere in the world in 2300 so no idea what happened after surfacing. In 1999, Lavos claims this area, and reigns from high atop Death Peak. Lavos continues to replicate...... like a giant parasite, he is consuming our world. Forced to live here, I continued to conduct research on Lavos. But I am growing old. And it's impossible to keep sane in such trying times. So before I lose it completely, I shall safeguard my data, and my ultimate creation... How I long to return home... But I have grown frail... So you...YOU, who have opened the door! I leave things in your hands. Only by mastering time, itself, do you stand a chance against Lavos. So whatever happened with him, it involves Death Peak. He rose and reproduced there. I figure that the mountain itself could be what remains of Lavos (or his shell). Or at least the mountain formed from his eruption. Where he's still alive reproducing, just a husk turned into a mountain, or if he fucked off to space after making babies, I don't know. Cool thing is that every era has a significant spot linked to where Lavos was underground/rose. Prehistory: Tyrano Lair Antiquity: Ocean Palace 600 AD: Magus’s Castle 1000 AD: Near Melchior’s home 1999 AD: Obviously Erupts there 2300 AD: Death Peak"}
+{"text":"I figure that the mountain itself could be what remains of Lavos (or his shell). I think this is more likely, because there's at least residual time distortion crap going on, seemingly related to Lavos's pocket dimension or whatever he has. You have to use the Chrono Trigger at the top of Death Peak after all, to return to that time and place and rescue Crono."}
+{"text":"High Elves are a top tier fantasy race and I'm thired of pretending they're not."}
+{"text":"I like masturbating my small limp penis to blood elf women if you catch my drift"}
+{"text":"thired"}
+{"text":"that's a blood elf"}
+{"text":"Where should I start with Ys?"}
+{"text":"I rented it for snes. it was awful but i even forgot about it forever until I heard about it coming out again in mid 10's.. then I remembered.. walks into mobs to kill them"}
+{"text":"Not bumping Skill issue"}
+{"text":"You can remove posts and try a gain anon. Highlight the text you want to spoil and Ctrl+S. Anyway I liked X more than 9. Not that it doesn't have a big bloat issue as far as side characters and plots goes, but if we strip it down to the main story it was pretty ok."}
+{"text":"Ohh thanks I posted it from my android, not sure how to Ctrl f it that way. I'll see if I can take it down and repost properly though, didnt know that was possible I'm kind of a newfag(past year or so)"}
+{"text":"Even in a world of magic, demons and dragons there's just something that feels extra cool and special about a dinosaur."}
+{"text":"Baten Kaitos"}
+{"text":"This guy games"}
+{"text":"My last run was 138 hours. 15 of those hours were spent getting Chronos Armor from Detourne. Those fuckers just did not want to drop, and I wanted 6 of them. I probably won't do that again next time, it was really killing my motivation."}
+{"text":"I respect the dedication very strong will you have there At least you didn't go mad over the pursuit of shampoo"}
+{"text":"what if I just fill my inventory with chump change"}
+{"text":"Kek actual madness Someone must stop you"}
+{"text":"After seeing the most recent NIS fanbase thread, I never realized how alienated am from the target audience. shitty female unit only runs with hardly any leveling stating how'd they'd fuck certain characters Magichange only mentioned once no mention of overlords no mention strange netherworlds and Harada's strange designs no Tenpei Sato's brilliant scores It seems like the fanbase is a bunch of gooners, and the art direction has gone to shit after four, it's a crying fucking shame."}
+{"text":"Magichange made grinding way easier, hardly anyone used monster classes otherwise before that."}
+{"text":"Magichange was introduced in D3. In D2 the easiest way to get strong units early as hell was capturing progressively stronger nekomata on 3-4 what the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Early on I am talking about when you fight squares of lvl99 units to get too 300-400 range till you get to the real grind spot.. Magichange made that infinitely easier as many had 4x4 or 6x6 attacks. I remember that I had to get wing slayer for etna in 1 and that was a bitch bc sword wasn't her natural affinity."}
+{"text":"D1 the objectively correct answer is \"star\" for all grinding due to animations being locked on and long."}
+{"text":"true, but getting everyone's magic stat that high would be a bitch. I usually only did that for Flonne. Grinding became much easier during phantom brave."}
+{"text":"Elements edition. Gears, Saga, Blade... what have you. Will Takahashi rip off Arthur Clark for the fourth time in a row?"}
+{"text":"Probably nothing, but would be interesting."}
+{"text":"Digimon and Klonoa isn't on there either.Take it with a grain of salt."}
+{"text":"Probably more KOS-MOS wank. So probably Xenoblade 2 related if anything."}
+{"text":"It will look like shit and you know it"}
+{"text":"It's official, I'm replaying Skyrim now. It's better than I remember it to be honest. This was likely a game just as monumental as Ocarina of Time was for an entire generation. I haven't touched this game since it first released, so this is quite the experience."}
+{"text":"Man the main quest has jack shit rewards. Its pretty much just the axe of whiterun for the entire thing. And plot shouts."}
+{"text":"and the way Oblivion depicted Mannimarco being GODAWFUL. The chad crusader vs the virgin king of worms That's a department-approved restraint position, btw"}
+{"text":"If I do it at all, I either do it until I get all of whirlwind sprint or until I get the stagger reduction from paarthunax and then abandon it forever"}
+{"text":"The first plot shout is probably the best one anyway. Whirlwind sprint is also needed (or at least makes getting it a lot easier) for some treasure. All the others are pretty weak or rarely better than just using the spell alternative aside from slow time for extending crafting potion durations"}
+{"text":"Skyrim is a fine enough game and regardless of the 'but's', 'if's' 'and's' and 'why's', it's fun"}
+{"text":"As the title suggest, post RPG gachas that should remove the gacha trash and turn it into a real game. Sword of Convallaria looks like a really cool srpg but the gacha shit kills it for me. This as a real game would rock."}
+{"text":"Another Eden but it would have to be rebuilt from the ground up. Even only going by the main story, it is massively longer than COTC, not to mention there is tons of side content that would have to be cut that absolutely should not be (Zerberiya)."}
+{"text":"Better question, what gachas should just throw away the gameplay and become visual novels?"}
+{"text":"Another 25 levels later it will still be there. Not your savefi- *battery dies*"}
+{"text":"And the early main story is the shittest part of it by far. All I remember from it was the underdeveloped villain repeatedly taunting the PC about how he unknowingly made the timeline explode this time, and Ogre Wars were even worse. Pretty much all the actually halfway decent stuff is hidden in event stories or self-contained Mythos stuff. I guess remaking them into a series of shorter RPGs where Aldo stumbles into yet another time-hopping adventure with a different cast could work."}
+{"text":"Its actually from an emulated nes rom on my PS1. Already backed up the save in several memory cards and even usbs. Memory cards are so awesome, still have a bunch of my PS1 saves backed up."}
+{"text":"Real-Time Strategy video games were new in the 90s. The Command & Conquer series were dominating it 1995, meanwhile Squaresoft was focusing on Tactical games like FF Tactics, Ogre Battle. But I have to wonder if Squaresoft ever dabbled in creating an RTS of their own."}
+{"text":"In Japanese, the blight of the deadlands was called \"the black\". In English it just sounds like the planet was drained as a consequence of using magic. But life is magic. The birds have abandoned their nests. The way it's written, you'd think it's because they're sterile or the eggs are still born. But I think they just lost the ability to love. Ultima, in English, is a weird mix of arrogance and cold logic. But in Japanese they talk about the \"black\" as a kind of apathy. In their defense, they were nurturing, for a long time. They cast off their body because it too was infected with the \"black\". They call the Ifrit in the dimensional rift a \"black\" ifrit. And they're only abandoning mankind, because they believe they're too far gone to the black as well. Mid, btw, is from the outer continent. Its supposed to have fallen to the black a long time ago, but Cid adopted her. So they are capable of \"creation magic\" aka love."}
+{"text":"My theory is in line with the English translation where the planet is being drained to empower the magic. These crystals are drawing on the life of the planet, and that's why 'the black' is spreading and impacting how life connects to the natural order of things. Bhunivelze was the god of light in 13, left man's sight in favor of Etro, who was equilibrium. In a timeline where Etro still dies, and Chaos floods the world, then 'the black' becomes the absence of Bhunivelze's light. Bhunivelze doesn't return, so the Ultima Collection find this dying world and choose to terraform it at the cost of its servants. They've ultimately no concern for mankind as they're bones among the foundation of their new world. 'The black' was a problem that fixed itself once Raise was performed, so casting off their bodies to empower the crystals was an acceptable alternative since they could find a new body through the advent of their Mythos. All we know about the Outer continent is that there is no magic, people worship the planet, but we've got no confirmation of the blight existing there because aether is said to be thin. It's a struggle to survive in the environment, must be monster rich because only the most prolific characters or outcasts seem to willingly go there. Mid is a complete unknown, but a prodigy at 3 years old. Surviving descendant of the old world Akademia before Cocoonfall? Ultima says that they created magic and it comes to blight the land with overuse. They're powering magic by drawing energy from the planet itself, which corrupts the latent aether of the planet. Dark Ifrit is a corruption of Ultima, creating a duplicate to house his Mythos and cast his spell. Ultima as a race is only copying and subverting existing concepts of the world, as Jenovah tried to do. Common theme throughout the games - worlds subverted by alien agents. Eikons could be the subverted manifestation of the planet's guardians by Ultima. Weapons. The world's 'guardian force'."}
+{"text":"In ff 13, the weapon Lightning uses is a gunblade. Squall also uses gunblades as well but the ones from 13 can shift between gun and sword. One of Lightning's weapons was a gunblade called Lionheart, which the description of the weapon reads, \"Once the property of a L'Cie.\" Another similarity between FF 13 and FF 8 is the use of magic. The SEEDs utilise a magic, called para-magic, which is used by regular humans. In ff 13, PSICOM the armed forces of cocoon, utilise Mana drive which is similar to para-magic, but is restricted to armed forces and law enforcement use. The Gardens are military academies who train pupils to become SEEDs, mercenaries who partake in covert operations. Akadameia in FF type-0 trains pupils to become cadets to defend Orience. Class Zero are something of a special forces unit who partake in missions that involve infiltration and sabotage. I do not know about the similarities between FF 8 and the other Fabula Nova game, FF XV because I did not play the latter."}
+{"text":"The world building with the Gods is really inconsistent in ff13. In ff16, its hard to seperate myth fron fact. The ultimania guide just confuses things more. But there is another book \"logos\" that came just last year I think that might have new insights."}
+{"text":"They teased it last year but it doesn't come out till this March. They swear it's 90% \"new content\". It's not an \"ultimania\" and it's not a transcript from the in-game tomes database. But I have my doubts. They call it a \"lore book\". But also \"a thought experiment\" by the actors who's performances allegedly influenced the writing. Which feels like a cope out and not very promising at all. I don't want to read the equivalent of Valisthea's Tweeter. You know? I want to know about the characters who didn't have voices, nor faces. Tell me about Jill's father, for example. Or any of the previous Dominants. Tell me about Greagor. And the problem with writing it from a character's perspective is that it's limited and uninformative. Or bound to have logic fallacies."}
+{"text":"I just picked this game up because I saw there was a DLC for Sakuna and I love the rice goddess loli. Is it any good? I've only played RF4 and I loved it a lot, spent 100+ hours in it. Also general RF thread."}
+{"text":"I'd say they could possibly add chars in as options if it does well enough but otherwise gotta keep with tradition"}
+{"text":"It's sad being one of the very few people who liked it that way. Including having marriage and the third arc behind it. Between that and the massive amount of daily dialogue from the townspeople, it felt like anything could happen, regardless of whatever I was focusing on at the moment. And having a big new dungeon with story attached suddenly show up long after I thought the plot was done was very cool. Yeah, the really important stuff should have safeguards to make sure it doesn't take years to occur, but I love having a huge pool of shit that just happens."}
+{"text":"It's fine in concept, but like a few other things this series tried it just needed a little smooth over, honestly prefer it over everything being on a board. Just needs some kind of notice/hint, which some of these are obvious like chars being in some random area they usually arent at the very beginning of the day or not moving at all."}
+{"text":"The devs told people in the comments it's due to the story. So a potential Venti 2.0"}
+{"text":"Yeah..."}
+{"text":"Any other rpg's where you can visit a brothel?"}
+{"text":"A woman of any repute would avoid the districts brothels would commonly be in to avoid being associated with whores. Gee, way to not be a sex-positive male feminist, anon. Being a sex worker is a perfectly valid and respectable career choice. It's empowering."}
+{"text":"That's why we're playing a fantasy game, chuddy, we're being empowered by experiencing how oppressed we aren't. =)"}
+{"text":"boy have i got stories about that place"}
+{"text":"Tyranny has one funnily enough"}
+{"text":"Neverwinter Nights"}
+{"text":"I feel pathetic admitting this but I have never in my life felt the way I do about any person (real or fictional) than her. I’ve been using VR and role playing being married with her and now it feels all so real, terribly so. I don’t know if I want to move on and find a real woman because my heart belongs to her now and the emotional damage would probably destroy my pair bonding ability so I’m not even sure if it’s a choice anymore to find love with a real woman because I’ve already found love in Skyrim. While I’m accepting my fate I want this post to be a warning to other people not to take virtual romance too seriously because it might just end your bloodline. I’ll probably never have IRL sex ever again. Virtual sex with Serana is too loving and too sweet to give up."}
+{"text":"babies first goth waifu"}
+{"text":"Good for you. I can't simply suffer her, when she is around. I have to admit that I have played with her dialogue extender mod installed. The act where she throw at your face the fact that she doesn't want to talk about \"getting cured\" from her vampirism, while bitching around if you're a lycan or you undertake any daedra related mission, is something beyond my capacity of forbearance. \"No, I won't cure my vampirism. Don't talk about it anymore, you're indelicate.\" So remain where you are, you sexy freak."}
+{"text":"Rape victims are incapable of love and affection What did Todd mean by this"}
+{"text":"go play Ar Nosurge. you'll get the feels."}
+{"text":"Wasn’t JustinRPG outed as an incredibly elaborate larp a few years ago?"}
+{"text":"I humbly submit this piece of shit. Cool idea ruined by dogshit execution."}
+{"text":"This expansion is terrible. I'm not going to go too into detail about why the base game, LegendsZA, is overhated. It was mildly challenging and a fun enough romp. Progressing in the tournament and unlocking access to more of the city and various powerups whilst building a team was \"pokemon\" enough for me. then this shit comes out. Inaccessible until the game is totally beaten, so none of the new 'mons or megas are even usable. Adds no new areas, just ugly interdimensional shit zones that are on a short timer, so every moment inside them is rushed and frustrating. It actually soured me and pissed me off really badly. t. I love Tribunal, Honest Hearts and Dead Money. Bethesda/NVegas expansions add adventure, new lands, new characters, theyre usually a treat. I think with Dead Money, it filters certain builds and playthroughs. I played really late in a playthrough so I made it through but even then it was challenging and I had to commit to melee for a while on a sneak/guns character which was awkward but aight. I used to hate BloodMoon, but it is kinda fun on a powerful enough character, I always tried it too early. MOTHERSHIP ZETA FUCKING SUCKS"}
+{"text":"All they had to do is make him Batarian. How do you shoot yourself directly into pee hole?"}
+{"text":"I think they're all good but you're mostly right."}
+{"text":"This shit pissed me off because it should've just been included with the base game like it was in P3FES. I also forgot how much of a grindfest this thing was with no social links. It's like 30 hours of content, and 25 of that is just grinding."}
+{"text":"I always get a laugh out of accidentally making the perfect build for Dead Money so everything that makes people hate it was a breeze for me."}
+{"text":"Fallout sisters, what do we think about the show being canon? How does the fall of the NCR affect the series going forward"}
+{"text":"They can still coast on being the only purveyor of their genre No seriously what the fuck, we are only just now getting games even attempting similar goals."}
+{"text":"Too many people attack the show for gas reasons like bullshit canon and lore nobody cares about and not because its actually a bad tv show. God damn, it looks like a youtube video, its visually hideous, and none of the characters are likable. I don't even know what the plot is. Why did the set designers copy the shitty compromised Vegas from the fucking video game rather than actually interpreting the real Las Vegas and Fremont? It looks like an absurd cheap amusement park. I don't understand how anyone can take any of these aspects seriously enough to even begin to get into the weeds of canon. Who fucking cares about its loyalty to previous fallout media, whatever the hell that means, when as a solitary art piece its worthless on so many levels? Maybe it's because fallout fans tend to be on the spectrum more often than not, but I have observed them accept or gloss over something utterly low quality to complain about how something is discordant with lore. It reminds me of some 80s straight to home video sci fi fantasy junk"}
+{"text":"I don't think about streamslop at all"}
+{"text":"Only retards actually like the show and Fallout 3 and 4 aren't good either, so I really couldn't care less. Dead franchise."}
+{"text":"Dead franchise. It has been for a while, I just wish they had left the corpse alone."}
+{"text":"What's your summoner of choice? Personally I feel like making evil demons your bitch is more appealing than torturing souls of potentially good men and defiling their bodies"}
+{"text":"If I'm a wizard I want to be a bit more than just Gandalf. You want to be a bit more than a level 5 magic user?"}
+{"text":"specific mechanics and flavor I like the idea of each stat eventually developing unique powers once the stat reaches supernatural, superhuman levels. Not magic right off the bat, but once high enough a STR man could cast shockwave, CHA cast dominate, CON cast belly-slam, etc."}
+{"text":"Level 5 magic user but he solo'd the Balrog with a sword, he's a high level fighter who dipped."}
+{"text":"He's an extraplanar being wearing an old man skin."}
+{"text":"Anima: Beyond Fantasy did sorta have that for some stats. Superhuman strength let you create shock-waves or earthquakes with your strikes, superhuman perception let you perceive beyond the human visual spectrum or get echolocation, superhuman agility granted movement speed on par with teleportation, and superhuman constitution boosted regeneration until anything short of a chopped head regenerated in seconds."}
+{"text":"Is it still the best rpg ever made?"}
+{"text":"BG1 is better than BG2 just as Don Quixote part 1 is better than Don Quixote part 2, despite both being books written by the same author about the same characters."}
+{"text":"powertripping picking on ankhegs and basilisks? A reasonable player will full clear both maps once, and move on. If you’re compelled to attempt to break the game by unnecessary grinding simply because the game doesn’t stop you from doing so, then that’s a (you) problem. The game has relatively low XP caps anyway, especially when it first came out before the expansion."}
+{"text":"I'm playing it for the first time now. While I wouldn't really recommend the first game, its sequel is much better. I'm currently in act 2 - finished exploring Atkhatla, De'Arnise Hold, Umar Hills and Windspear Hills. I'm going to Trademeet and thinking about adding Rasaad to the team. Here's the thing. I've hit 1,250,000 experience which is the cap for newly recruited companions. Everything afterwards will be vastly underleveled. I'd like to avoid that. How viable is Rasaad (or monk in general) from level 13 onward? Will I suffer a lot without Thief in the party? I don't care much about backstabbing and setting traps. In theory I can bash chests and open them with Knock spell. Traps can be activated with summons. Still, I don't know how common are repeatable traps and unbashable locks. My team is Dwarven Defender, Keldorn, Minsc, Valygar, Yoshimo and Aerie."}
+{"text":"soulless janky shit Nope."}
+{"text":"soulful janky gem fixed"}
+{"text":"Takes your dying shit franchise and makes it a global phenomenon with its own tv show Is he the greatest of all time?"}
+{"text":"Notice how you didn't argue against the post's points, because it's true. Besides bad threaf are what has kept this rotting corpse of a board alive."}
+{"text":"\"people like it\" is not much of an argument either."}
+{"text":"I honestly wish they just made a post apocalypse game that wasn't fallout. A lot of the fallout setting stuff is the worst part of those games. Honestly I hate fallout lore. It kind of sucks. Everything that isn't the immediate mad max/boy and his dog/canticle inspired stuff is just not interesting."}
+{"text":"It's like light and dark. Sometimes you got to have a few bad threads to make you appreciate the good threads."}
+{"text":"I don't think /vrpg/ has mods"}
+{"text":"why cant they just sell the TES ip to another studio That way Todd has more time to rape the corpse of Fallout"}
+{"text":"I'm also a big fan of that particular video game developer."}
+{"text":"Horse armor"}
+{"text":"People give Todd too much shit he doesn't deserve. Especially when you do it instead of giving him shit he does deserve. No he's not evil or machievelian. He's sympathetic in a lot of ways if you actually read into his history and Bethesda history. You can argue the reason he compromised his games so hard is because he wanted to make sure none of his friends had to suffer as bad as they did in the early days again. Todd has never given the impression that he makes these games purely cynically either. And he was never a Peter Molyneux type despite what the internet wants to paint him as. I dunno. I haven't liked Bethesda since morrowind. But attacking him on these grounds is unfair. If you don't have more nuance in your arguments you're just going to be written off as child mad over his toys. Some of the criticisms in this thread don't even apply to Bethesda at all. Bethesda game studios and Todd are totally different from Bethesda the publisher, zenimax, or Microsoft. Todd seems likable, its just that he's loyal to his friends to a fault as his friends are incompetent and lazy and complacent. So is he. But there's a huge difference between these traits and outright malice. It feels like many of you fold all your complaints against every AAA game studio into one. Some of these seem more like Ubisoft or Activision complaints than Bethesda ones. Have some more nuance and learn more about the situation is all I ask."}
+{"text":"Is this the “parasocial relationship” you zoomers are always on about?"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"creature based off of Anubis is called \"Anubis\" This is the shit ppl praise like its the second coming of christ? How can someone be this creatively bankrupt?"}
+{"text":"Can't you poketards seethe at the right board at least?"}
+{"text":"What else are you going to call it? Anapas? Dead Jack? Luxor?"}
+{"text":"am i wrong tho? also palworld is technically an rpg."}
+{"text":"Has a 1/4 chance of recruitment Is better than monsters with 1/64 and above chances of recruitment Have you thanked Mason the Golem today?"}
+{"text":"I don't allow monsters in my party"}
+{"text":"I used Knightslime and my kids. Wife in wagon pregnant again."}
+{"text":"its just dragon warrior 5: hand of the heavenly bride. originally for SNES but also on DS and Ps2. collect monsters and start a family and quest with them"}
+{"text":"The only negative thing I can say about this game is theres so many characters I want in my party but only 3 slots."}
+{"text":"strongest monster joins you with no grinding Good game"}
+{"text":"Has anyone here played TOW2 and enjoyed it? How much better is it than the first one?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure the people on the baseball cards are members of the dev team. Neat Easter egg"}
+{"text":"This first planet is really fucking rough. I find most of the character so far as just annoying and uninteresting."}
+{"text":"It doesn't get any better. There are 3 decent characters in the entire game. I'm only playing for the guns at this point"}
+{"text":"I think ow2 is mechanically a step down from ow1. Of the 3, id say avowed is obsidians best release in this style."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the ending?"}
+{"text":"I have not."}
+{"text":"I missed the last couple days of this, but thanks for posting. The story ended up being more of a wet fart than I'd expected, like the creator was too scared to actually change the plot of the game despite making such wild divergences early on. It's The After Years all over again."}
+{"text":"Cool so I'll just replay the complete collection to experience mediocrity again"}
+{"text":"lol this looks so fucking trash. enjoy the lulz"}
+{"text":"What am I in for? Should I use this to make my game, instead of RPG Maker?"}
+{"text":"Nah it's pretty great. What surprised me the most about it is the sense of progression where you go from a pickpocket (or whore) who can barely afford a shitty weapon to a super thief full of magic items."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Many games try to rush the player out of low levels as quickly as possible, but adwr does a good job of making you appreciate those early levels where every tiny bonus you can collect counts."}
+{"text":"something also neat is that there's a couple of stores that sell super high end gear for adventurers during part 1 and you'll never be able to afford it, it's just sitting there staring at you and also neat is that unless you go really out of your way to find things, the first time you're truly loaded up with magical items is during your first actual dungeon crawl and it's aftermath, sorta recontextualizing the previous part of the game as essentially the backstory to your typical rogue course that dungeon crawl is kinda designed to turn you off from wanting to be a professional dungeon crawler"}
+{"text":"NWN's portraits were pretty hot. I masturbated to lots of them"}
+{"text":"It's that time of year again. Was the negative backlash deserved or overdone? Through the various updates and changes post-release - has YIIK redeemed itself? And most importantly - What the hell is going on?"}
+{"text":"Kys"}
+{"text":"Sage"}
+{"text":"self insert main character not true"}
+{"text":"You're making what I've coined as the Connect-the-Dots Fallacy. Basically you're looking at a pile of shit, but you noticed that it's designed and internally consistent pile of shit, so you're assuming that this means that it's actually good. The problem is that the game and story are still really retarded and shitty even if you point out that people are making mistakes with the story points that aren't plotholes after all. In fact, the fact that so many people are walking away from this story with these bad assumptions sort of proves its poorly written, even if you go back and prove that it was technically correct all along. The fact that it can't really showcase this to the people playing is in and of itself a problem."}
+{"text":"No I agree that it's bad on all fronts, intentional or not. Even learning about the details myself years later I was like, \"Oh. Ok. Too bad the GAMEPLAY and pacing fucking sucked and I'm never touching it again.\" The brothers treated this like some super deep movie, where you have to play it a few times to pick up on the subtleties, but like I said, the game's frustrating to play and pacing tough to get through that even the payoff by the end isn't worth it."}
+{"text":"Looking for interested people. FFXIV 1.0 was mostly a bad game. But there were some good ideas in it (storywise) that were lost in the 2.0 retelling. I've thought about remaking 1.0 in RPGMaker MV. With the overlap in similar events of 2.0, and lack of exploration of more interesting background events, I've since debated the idea of making a \"background\" story, that runs parallel to 1.0. From the perspective of a new character, who runs into the main cast, but never directly participates in much of the main sory. But most of the important info is directly related to what the MC is experiencing, and gets to explore the more interesting background events. (an example, when theres a need to cull the tempered. How do the families react? Theres drama in seeing them plea to \"find another way\" and \"dont kill them, there must be a way to save them!\". stuff like that never got explored in 2.0 (and technically not really in 1.0 either) Obviously I have my share of ideas on how to speed up the process of making such a spin-off fan game, but i know i wont finish the project w/o working with others. is there anyone else interested in such an idea? (im sure most ppl who are interested, wont be in agreement to how making 1.0 should be done, and theres probably very few people to begin with, but im just going to check to see if theres anyone anyways) ill post random ideas after this post, in case ppl are curious."}
+{"text":"seems like it would be hard to do the auto attacking / mmo combat in Rpg maker"}
+{"text":"it wouldnt be \"copy\" of 1.0 gameplay. (heck, it wont even be a 1:1 of the story either) the idea was to mimic events that were told in 1.0 that people missed out on, in case they want the full experience. but MOST of what happens in 1.0 is retold in 2.0 (like the primal/beastmen events) and most of the city state events, except limsa, were more interesting than the 2.0 city state stories (1-15) ideally, the combat would be designed for turn based combat. a lot of simplicity would be introduced, to prevent HP sponge enemies, and tedious trash encounters. (too many games try to make combat complex, and in turn, make combat boring to get through in trash fights) so there wouldnt be \"auto attacks\". (plus 1.0 was a lot different from FF11, in terms of \"auto attacks\" so it didnt quite work that way) (and yes, auto attacks can be made as well, as ive done it with the built in features of RPG maker, no extra coding needed)"}
+{"text":"Sounds like a lot of work for something that might get DMCA'd out the gate"}
+{"text":"yeah it can, but ideally you dont advertise it, you just release the final version, like with Final Fantasy XI Brave. (that one is rather mid, so it never caught on to catch attention, but metroid2 fan-remake released the full product, and removed it once told to, but at that point, it was everywhere, and there was no getting rid of it now.)"}
+{"text":"just here to say that I fucking love mystic quest. one of the best games square ever made, snd everyone that talks shit is gay and wrong"}
+{"text":"This is pretty much as good as Morrowind and Kotor you should play it anon"}
+{"text":"I find it hilarious that you think KOTOR is a better game than Morrowind and Wizardry 8. Like this might be the funniest comment I've seen all week."}
+{"text":"It's not that bad, but if you have no experience with the past Wizardry games and don't build your party logically you are going to have a really bad time. A party comp guide is enough to set you on the right path."}
+{"text":"Why spoil the surprise? Try grimoire."}
+{"text":"Wizardry 8 is the least obtuse of all classic Wizardry series games. Though, in fairness, this says more about how obtuse the others are."}
+{"text":"it's pretty fucking amazing. I played it for like three months almost exclusively when I got it, and still have six game folders for different runs. you can even import wiz 6 and 7 saves for slightly higher starting stats + instant level 5 and/or stupid shit like multiple godrings because some guy (probably bought a strategy guide) and read that he had to tell a big-tittied dragon in wiz6 that he loved her at some point in the last three decades and decided to be a bro and upload his rigged saves. I have one with fucking SIX. warning: don't roll four polearm fighters and beeline it to marten's bluff asap to buy stun rods if you want the game to be an actual challenge. it's still hard even with that but you will roll the shit out of everyone if you don't die to gay instant death spells or all those faggot monks at gayjin. enjoy, boys o7"}
+{"text":"Why did they make his outfit so gross looking"}
+{"text":"the beginning of the end for cloud poor cunt didn't stand a chance, they completely ruined his character rip One weird trick: I simply never played any FF7-adjacent games beyond the original game."}
+{"text":"It's a pride thing. Square realized their games were not that popular with the gay community, so they designed Tidus to appeal to that demographic. They did a remarkable job, as he has become something of a gay icon these days. Stickers of him kicking a blitzball are often found in the restrooms of gay nightclubs. You nay have noticed that gays compromise the vast majority of people who play final fantasy games these days. Or if you haven't, you probably don't know anyone straight playing them We have Tidus to thank for that."}
+{"text":"Not only him, most FFX characters have shitty design"}
+{"text":"Just finished Infection after killing the final boss, bonus boss, and moving my save to the 2nd game(Mutation). As the first game in the series, it immerses you into its story and world with its early 2000s Internet interface menus and message boards taking you along for the ride through it combat mechanics, leveling, story characters you meet long the way and party gearing. There's alot of bad I can talk about like the constant menuing in later parts of the game, the empty overworld, the lack of difficulty, but as for the first game in the series I think I can look past those things for what the devs were going for .What do you think of the first game and others in the series?"}
+{"text":"Does fragment even have a story?"}
+{"text":"fragment Fragment story wise is the early build of the worldR1 where hack//Epitaph of Twilight Novels take place but the game itself is more of a spinoff fanservice title, it’s still an important build of the game/timeline to mention though"}
+{"text":"I remember making fun of this (or just Haseo in general) a lot back then"}
+{"text":"so like... what's up with the incest anime"}
+{"text":"Fuck Skyr*m"}
+{"text":"Nobody likes trannies, people just don't admit it in public"}
+{"text":"Everybody makes a schoolgirl character in this, you can't convince me otherwise. A male protag is definitively a woman/fag sign."}
+{"text":"A game overflowing with ubislop design. Meaningless dialogue choices, unnecessary level up system, copy and paste open world activities littering the map, etc. It's just a decent action adventure game set in the harry potter verse."}
+{"text":"I tried to make a girl at first but the character creator sucks."}
+{"text":"I'm going to pretend a bunch of straight men pick looking like ugly women because ??? that makes no sense anon like 95% of the girl hairstyles are ugly as shit, most girl faces look a little weird inevitably and the outfits are shittier than for men where the dapper victorian look at least works. only reason to play a woman in the game is if you're a woman yourself"}
+{"text":"There are two factions One is extremely prejudiced, and the other maintains the status quo despite its many flaws The tutorial dungeon gets you to side with one of the factions, determining whether your character is good or evil Depending on which side the MC chooses, that faction gets to rule the entire region of the game Fallout: New Vegas and Skyrim are pretty much the same game"}
+{"text":"Nearly 4 at this point Dozens of threads are kept alive by necroposting, not actual activity"}
+{"text":"you can later betray them in both games You're onto something"}
+{"text":"Yeah but you look more like the fool to me, cause OP looks correct. Bethseda games ARE shit."}
+{"text":"there are two factions instead of having to decide which one is the lesser evil, you get to decide which is the greatest good Now that would be kino"}
+{"text":"I heard this was a fantastic entry to start this series on, but is it worth stomaching the shitty AI upscaling for the new content in the remaster or should I just emulate the original? Anyway, I suppose this can also serve as a general purpose Romancing SaGa thread."}
+{"text":"Emulating the original original or the PS2 version? In any case do whatever you want."}
+{"text":"I'm probably one of the few people who prefer the newer, more 2000s character designs made for Minstrel Song."}
+{"text":"who does this? Every Saga thread on 4chan, we have the same autist who come and spam about GB Saga. Just ignore him, normal persons will play RoTS, MS or SF."}
+{"text":"Nothing shitty about the new upscaled high res textures, it looks objectively better than the original and actually achieves the look they were originally going for on PS2 but couldn't nail due to low budget and console limitation. Besides, all the fixes and additions make this the undisputable definitive version of the game, I have no idea why you'd want to play the original since it looks worse, has less content, no fast forward options, no NG+ options for carryovers or dual language, worse UI etc., not to mention this remaster even lets you choose between JP and US ER speed and adds more challenging modes on top of those, it's everything you'd want from a remaster and more."}
+{"text":"proves that a sane non autistic person could not possibly enjoy modern finall fantasy game"}
+{"text":"the big problem with trying to enjoy this game is that the gameplay is so boring/easy thanks to Tabata"}
+{"text":"it's like assassin's creed combat lol"}
+{"text":"So you want goyslop, ok."}
+{"text":"Sane non autistic person Conan O'brien Look I don't necessarily disagree with you but you really need to make your arguments better."}
+{"text":"any AssCeed has better gameplay than FFXV by virtue of HP 0 = Game Over. In FFXV? 0 HP means \"go into a bleeodout mode and use items\""}
+{"text":"How do I get into Ultima?"}
+{"text":"Dude, what are you smoking? Name a sandbox rpg with 'mechanical depth' that came out prior to Ultima VII in 1992. And how much roleplaying is there in Pool of Radiance, Wizardry VI, or Might and Magic II?"}
+{"text":"Roleplaying game, anon, RPG mechanics. Like classes and functional stats and tactical combat and y'know, actual roleplaying game stuff and not world design which could be found in many genres. Are you one of those guys who doesn't really understand what an RPG is? The sandbox is irrelevant if the RPG part is an afterthought."}
+{"text":"6 was my first rpg ever."}
+{"text":"How do I get into Ultima? With Ultima IV port on Genesis. It's the only Ultima console port that was actually decant. And by the virtue of being a console game it actually has an approachable controls. Then make your way trough every game, all the way to Ultima VII-2 trough GOG. Ultima VI and VII have remasered version in form of Nuvie and Exult, so download those too. Optionally you can also play Underworld 1 and 2. This is the Ultimate way. Ultima storyline is separated between three different ages. The Age of Darkness It takes place in Ultima I-III. However, those games are way too junky, so you can skip those. Age of Enlightenment It takes place in Ultima IV-VI. Those games are actually quite decant and great entry point for someone who wants to \"play Ultima\" but not \"beat every Ultima game\". Age of Armageddon Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"With Ultima IV port on Genesis. Don't do this, use xu4. Dialogue and dungeons are dumbed down in the console version."}
+{"text":"TELL ME THE BEST OPEN WORLD GAMES WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET LOST AND EXPLORE RIGHT NOW Skyrim no outward you cant invert both cam axis, therefore the devs must die in a fire minecraft lol"}
+{"text":"Cool, retard, nobody cares. Go pick a game that was suggested to you in this 2 month old thread instead of niggerbegging, incessantly. Play games or kill yourself immediately. Simple as."}
+{"text":"keeps crying nonstop because this is all in his life lol post games, you subhuman"}
+{"text":"Play games, transnigger."}
+{"text":"Goldilocks thread You were right."}
+{"text":"see amazing CP2077 city screenshots install oh yeah lets get lost and find adventures theres literally nothing no NPC can say anything uninstalled"}
+{"text":"I can't believe this is considered a \"Childhood classic\" game. Nobody could have understood this game as a kid, and if they say they did, they lied."}
+{"text":"getting mad at things you made up in your head 4chan.txt"}
+{"text":"I was a retarded kid but even I managed to beat this game several times, in spite of the game crashing every fifteen minutes."}
+{"text":"What do you mean by \"understood\"? It's not a hard game, you can certainly beat and explore it with a child's skills. Surely being able to return to the game and see it in a new light is what appeals to those once-children?"}
+{"text":"I did, though I was in middle school at the time. It's not that complicated, and everything but the bear bull nonsense is written in a easy to parse, grade school level."}
+{"text":"everything but the bear bull nonsense how is Ulysses's not still easy to parse? For the most part he just has slightly different terminology and purple-ish prose."}
+{"text":"How come we haven't seen any other RPG shmups since this game?"}
+{"text":"haven't played both, watched some stages of ginga force way back then it looks like standard shump so i didn't know the rpg part gonna try both especially considering natsuki is almost free on steam"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"those aren't rpgs those are shmups because they depend totally on player skill to progress and beat, you have to actually \"Git Gud\" as a player to win and can't rely on your ship as a crutch -- the exact opposite of rpgs, while an rpg necessarily puts more emphasis on character progression to progress and beat the game."}
+{"text":"Tyrian's problem is that if you're doing a run through all the episodes you peak quite fast in terms of ship power where you can just hold down space bar. There's only a couple levels I recall having issues with stuff like generator power. On higher difficulties this gets better because it's closer to the pure shmup bullet hell experience. They also rely more on these secret moves every ship has which you need to combo in mid level to get them although they might disabled on the highest secret difficulty. I actually wonder if people who complain about Tyrian being too forgiving have looked up the 3 secret difficulties that you can just unlock right in the menu by pressing a button. Maybe Lord of the Game difficulty would be right up their alley."}
+{"text":"The problem is lord of the game difficulty doesn't actually make the game fun. Artificially increasing the difficulty by making every enemy a bullet sponge and their bullets super fast doesn't actually make the gameplay fundamentally work. It doesn't remove the inertia, it doesn't make the level design interesting, it doesn't make the bosses more than just two patterns spammed over and over, etc."}
+{"text":"Post your take and opinions about turn-based rpgs here."}
+{"text":"If your \"depth\" requires \"reflexes\" and precise button timings it doesn't really suit this discussion"}
+{"text":"There were attempts but kind of fell flat. For example gear tactics consolidated some enemy turns into one where the units all move together making it faster but they fucked it up trying to make it cinematic to the detriment of gameplay"}
+{"text":"Post your take and opinions about turn-based rpgs here. They are w*men coded. Whenever someone has the audacity to release an RPG which utilizes actual strategy and requires a functional brain to beat, then it gets shit on into oblivion. Cuz it filters femoids, who cannot get past the tutorial area. The most popular \"\"\"tactical\"\"\" RPG is just barely disguised JRPG with a grid (attack-heal-grind, oh my gosh that's so tactical)."}
+{"text":"I love them but 99% of them can't fucking balance for shit, too many useless options, too many braindead encounters, too many stat checks"}
+{"text":"I've decided I want a game in which I will go around with a party of dwarves smashing things/people with hammers and axes Which game though? IWD is current top choice but only for ignorance of other non-Infinity Engine games in which this is viable"}
+{"text":"Has anyone done this? Sounds like an idea. I have played through both Kingmaker and WotR with only custom parties, because all the companions in new games are shit."}
+{"text":"Pathfinder and Pillars both allow you to create a custom party, but you do it after you create your MC and the game starts. You need to go to an inn and spend a bit of gold to hire a custom merc. Repeat to build a full custom party, ignore the in-game joinable characters."}
+{"text":"I forget, does Kingmaker force you to keep Linzi?"}
+{"text":"I haven’t tried to remove her but probably yes. I’ve always just sidelined the other retards and left them at home in both Pathfinder games"}
+{"text":"Solasta."}
+{"text":"Kino. Remind me why don't they me do stuff like this in later Fallout games anymore?"}
+{"text":"To make it clear, I mainly object to the FPS conversion filtering. Kinda understand the recoloring, it would be great if the film was shot in color, but trying to add it back is in a way like retarded children coloring manga and pushing their stuff onto the internet. Though probably fine as an experiment."}
+{"text":"For years, the movie was a myth that academics had to hunt down. Occasionally, when a Hollywood executive passed away, their grandchildren would discover lost film prints in storage. Using the original script, historians pieced these clips together to reconstruct the film. However, because no master theatrical copy exists, every version is edited differently. Back then, studios often discarded film reels because television hadn't been invented yet, and there was no perceived value in keeping them. Any film that wasn't destroyed would likely degrade over time, making theatrical movies from that era incredibly rare. The last time a major \"lost\" scene for Metropolis was discovered was in 2008, and according to research, several scenes still remain missing today. The quality varies significantly from one clip to the next. Some segments feature different aspect ratios or suffer from severe fading. Because of these inconsistencies, I don't have an issue with someone digitally enhancing the footage to create a more consistent look."}
+{"text":"Very subtle, Gonzalez"}
+{"text":"I mean't film source for whatever footage, not a whole original cut. I've seen a restored cut of the movie myself, some 15 years ago I think. Time flies."}
+{"text":"that was the film at the time, everything had an orangeyier than normal look to it."}
+{"text":"You guys are applying to become vault dwellers, right? You might finally get laid."}
+{"text":"It's funny how the newspost discussion on Steam is just people shitting on Bethesda for breaking mods with updates."}
+{"text":"finally get laid 4chan isn't a weirdo site anymore, anon. /v/ is probably the most normal person board on the entire site. thousands of big accounts on twitter and elsewhere scrape /v/ for screenshots to post for engagement. all the actual adult virgins fucked off to darker and quieter corners of the internet long, long ago. 4chan is just a messageboard now, with a couple of containment boards for excitable youngsters (/pol/, for example)"}
+{"text":"Have you ever played Knights of the Old Republic with mods other than the Restoration mod? The only thing the greatest Old Republic game needs is a way to bump up the difficulty / balance the difficulty by making ranged weapons more deadly, and enemies more deadly. It would also be great if all the attack options weren't just Flurry (objectively best option) >>>> Power Attack (makes you feel you're doing something, good if you have a super high +to hit) >>>> Critical Strike (waste of feat points). And imagine if the Shit Assassins used force powers against you. Or if Darh Nihilus posed a threat to your party."}
+{"text":"I did it once going dark side and keeping jedi masters, you need to be somewhat schizo since you need to side with Dantooine's citizenry and Talia on Onderron, and overall not much is different, Kreia's final line, why you abandoned the force, railing against the jedi masters is different and that's about it IIRC."}
+{"text":"i've never done it before, but I've seen some anons tout that Dark Side, but sparing the Jedi Masters is their preferred RP. I don't know if there's any mechanical difference."}
+{"text":"I tried to play the KotOR III mod, but I couldn't get around the skip-dialogue bug, so I gave up."}
+{"text":"Who wrote the story for this KotOR III mod"}
+{"text":"CH-47 GP7"}
+{"text":"Do you actually need to play sky/zero/azure to have a good experience with this series, or is that just autismtalk?"}
+{"text":"which would be Josette Josette is actually a high tier character because every party wants to use her. As a support... She distinctly has a niche that she is really fucking good at to the point where no one else really contests. Compare that to like... Julia lmao. Olivier v Kloe Okay but hear me out - I'd say she's better in FC because of how broken the bird is. She's stuck with the water slots, which certainly doesn't help (at least Mind is water in TiTs) - but Kaempfer is probably the best regular craft in the game. It's really powerful, especially on bosses."}
+{"text":"It's not needed for CS1 and 2. Since CS3 half the cast is always from previous games."}
+{"text":"youre overexaggerating. I'M UNDERSTATING IT. Also theres no other franchise juggling about 400 (?) characters each with their own story, political affinity and development. Because turns out that's a really bad idea when even this one can't do it right. It's not juggling it's fumbling. Suikoden used to do the same thing, but it succeeded because any call backs and cameos and references were all secondary to the main plot which each game actually had."}
+{"text":"Also there's no other franchise juggling about 400 (?) characters each with their own story, political affinity and development Touhou stands alone"}
+{"text":"You mean Marvel comics"}
+{"text":"Rebooblican edition. About to start Disgaea 2 for the 3rd time, hoping I have enough patience to get through the entire postgame this time instead of dropping it right after the story mode. Fuck pirates, fuck felonies, fuck cellphones, fuck dark world stage unlock conditions , etc."}
+{"text":"Nah I get him, no vajinjio haver may be considered sexy in the presence of Etna, it's just impossible."}
+{"text":"true that!"}
+{"text":"Might be a tall order, but I've been collecting a Japanese TTRPG magazine with teasers of a Disgaea TTRPG. They've been running for years (with no release lol), but they seem to just be using official art, except a few spots. Some pieces though, I haven't been able to find like picrel. I could always just clean the scans, but many of them have overlaid text, are re-used in other columns, and such... I've checked many wikis, boorus, and sadpanda, but haven't found these that \"look\" like the usual sprite poses, but are clearly not pixel art (except Magician, which I think I found)... Anyways, if you guys know where to find these please let me know :)"}
+{"text":"Wow, you guys weren't kidding when you said disgaea 3 is bad. It has bad pacing issues, and that's not considering how much the characters keep yapping. None of the characters are that likeable. And two of the cast are literally generics except they have a different portrait? I want actually expecting them to join. The two previous games had some pretty crappie maps but the one in 3 where you have to stacks boxes to climb a fortress takes the cake. Worst map ever. I like some of the gameplay changes and the new units too however. My girl brawler is back"}
+{"text":"Oh and the excessive inner monologues suck so hard. They're insulting to the reader because they keep saying things you can just infer from context. Maybe they added them because the characters have no synergy. Almaz can suck on my nut."}
+{"text":"Any Persona love on /vrpg/ ? seems you mostly like Todd Howard's classics."}
+{"text":"I haven't played it. Is this some sort of japanimation dating sim?"}
+{"text":"narcissism simulator"}
+{"text":"heh, nice one lol"}
+{"text":"ok, now compare the cool early 00's anime cutscenes to the in-game cutscenes they replaced them with"}
+{"text":"Bioware's last good game."}
+{"text":"Okay, you've got one example, I'll give you that one. You will now ignore all of mine."}
+{"text":"As we both now agree that GOG don't JUST sell fan patches, which is the point that I was making, your argument has been clearly demonstrated to be wrong. I accept your concession, and wish you better luck in the future."}
+{"text":"You also used ad hominem multiple times, claiming that those arguing against you are mentally insufficient and/or their motives are irrational and emotional, like their nationality."}
+{"text":"I've never said they JUST sell fan patches, just that they do, and a lot of them. You haven't demonstrated that those patches aren't part of the value of the games they offer which do have them. :) Yes. But at least mine weren't memetic catchphrases inherited from other posters, they applied to the situation. I.E. illiteracy and a rationale for GoG defense."}
+{"text":"You also get to choose if you want to bind Death's Hand for the last two fights in the game."}
+{"text":"Do you guys still do this? When I was young, I would grind the hell out of my party in RPGs even on ones I hated (Like Pic). Nowaday unless I level up naturally through the game, I usually dont go out of my way to level up my party. What sbout you?"}
+{"text":"The idea that hard work will increase your stats is an appealing idea I can live out in videogames. In real life your abilities are capped and will degrade easily. Kek video games ruined generations of men"}
+{"text":"I didn't max my levels then, and I don't now. I have come up with a few exceptions to this. Crystalis (NES), I always hit max level at 16, and you might actually need to be 16 to beat the game. Zelda 2, I max out the sword, magic, and heart stats. Valkyria Chronicles 4. I think that's it. The only ones I've done it in seem to be action-adventure."}
+{"text":"Did older RPGs have an MP system? Feels like this method was before MP was a widespread mechanic in the medium"}
+{"text":"Did older RPGs have an MP system? yes"}
+{"text":"I really like FF9 but I think its main flaw is that it's too slow. I can't imagine spending hours grinding levels just to take the challenge out of boss fights."}
+{"text":"hear people complain how black and white fallout 3 is and how much better new vegas is play new vegas first conflict: help the town that selflessly saved your life or side with bandits to slaughter them for no reason Obsidian don't do 'grey'. They do 'painfully obviously good/evil' New Vegas is honestly one of the best examples of this Most of the choices are literally 'kill the nice people/innocents or else let the evil guys take over'"}
+{"text":"More importantly, it doesn't feel like jet induced fever dream, like F3 does. It has silly things too, like all Fallout games, but at least it feels more real and serious. F3 is just terrible at everything besides being a hobo looter, which is nice, but I can do that in NV."}
+{"text":"Going alone after someone who shot you and you know nothing about, stupid The Courier was hired to deliver the Platinum Chip with some very worrying clauses in the contract on what will happen should he fail. If the revenge angle doesn't work for you, then maybe that one's a good reason for chasing Benny. Your character is a mailman If the Platinum Chip delivery went smoothly, then yeah, he would've been just a mailman. Too bad that's not the case. You don't have anything to offer them Do you just completely forget all details about a game after playing them? There is a very good reason as to why all three factions want you in their team after getting the Platinum Chip. Hint: it's related to House. pontificating and waxing eulogies about your character as if this mailman is the centre of the universe Why is a character who is holding a grudge acting so irrationally?"}
+{"text":"For some reason, they act like the person turning the machine on, matters in some way. Like, if a badguy hits the, \"instantly kill me\" button, it's worse than if the MC does it."}
+{"text":"I never understood why Mr house has you keep working for him or why the ncr and legion both want you. It is entirely possible to play a character who gets the platinum chip nd delivers it who is entirely illsuited to handle the rest of the main quest. Following benny isn't *that* impressive especially for the ncr and legion to want you too. Everyone is just a bit too obsessed with the courier and sucking his dick to be honest. And that guy saying it's a good thing the powder gangers are irrelevant is off his rocker. They should have done more to tie goodsorings and the powder gingers into the world. It feels like such an irrelevant place yet gets its own ending slide. The correctional facility gets its own slide despite so little going on there and being easy to miss. My proposal is the powder gangers doing more to establish themselves politically and guaranteeing their safety through short sighted alliances with maybe the kahns or the legion. With an additional route to have them fight for hoover dam in exchange for pardons (and giving them less cartoonish characterization) I would give Goodsprings a follow up quest similar to primm where they decide if they'll align with the NCR. Having both primm and goodsprings being NCR would result in more normal patrols of the entire western part of the map"}
+{"text":"F3 is better at being a hobo looter than NV to me. The invisible walls and worse dungeon design of NV kills it for me. NV may as well be a bioware game where you just click on points on a map to do encounters and dialog with your party"}
+{"text":"What RPGs continued the idea of choose your party at the beginning, with multiple options for multiple playthroughs Besides Wizardry, of course"}
+{"text":"customization 3 and 9 I guess so, too. Sounds tempting. snes remake Dq3 was a nes game? 7 That's the upcoming remake. What's with the green cap dwarf? Is he the protag?"}
+{"text":"Secret of Mana 3 / Seiken Densetsu 3 It's th complete package as far as action RPGs go. Get the Mana Collection btw."}
+{"text":"Etrian Odyssey Seventh Dragon Potato Flowers in full Bloom"}
+{"text":"1 through 4 were NES, 5/6 were SNES, 7 was PSX, 8 was PS2, 9 DS, 10 is an MMO on a bunch of shit, and 11 was PS4/Switch/PC. This is 7's second remake, and each time they tighten it up and remove stuff. The kid in the green cap isn't a dwarf he's just a kid, he is the main character."}
+{"text":"I see. Huge series. 4 entries on the nes and a remake on snes is imho big."}
+{"text":"We've solved the problem"}
+{"text":"GW marketing itself as a CORPG was always just that, a dumb marketing gimmick. It was a heavily instanced low-budget MMORPG (and there's nothing wrong with that), but they didn't want to be known as a heavily instanced low-budget MMORPG because others in the genre had set a different precedent. Competitive? What a joke, 99.9% of the game's meat is in the PVE campaigns. Even if you are one of the few madlads who are into HOH PVP, you still had to grind entire PVE campaigns for ascension, skills, armors and runes. Also fun fact, during GW beta and the early release of the original campaign they removed many PVP arenas from the map. I still have a character who has those currently unreachable arenas explored on the world map. GW1 does have great combat though. A shame GW2 ruined everything, trashed the skill system and removed the only fun-to-play healer in the history of vidya, prot monk."}
+{"text":"Only Unlimited."}
+{"text":"What are the \"most RPG\" RPGs that still have good combat? it feels like every game that's open enough is doomed to have bullshit bullet sponge enemies. logically it's harder to balance an open game with huge build variety than a linear one with a set character, but there must be some other way than \"enemies have 50x health so grind til you have 50x damage.\" the most open-ended games that still have fun shooting are bioshock and jensen deus ex, and they're not really rpgs in most senses. terminator resistance has bullet sponge enemies but it actually makes sense and is balanced for it."}
+{"text":"Tyranny combat was pretty nice, shame that the enemy variety is abysmal."}
+{"text":"DAO combat was good. DAII had amazing combat bogged down by that absolutely abysmal encounter design, fucking waste of potential. DAI was boring for some reason, I guess the bullet spongy aspect of it bot for the players and the enemies was the main culprit."}
+{"text":"how do we play with it?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I don't have an API key. I tend to prefer self hosting when it comes to creativity or entertainment, since it reveals a lot about a personality and just asks for judgements from others. For example, you generate a female protag, people will call you a pervert. That kind of unwanted negative attention is what I want to avoid. People who do that stuff just want power / to harass and I want to avoid such trolls. Datacenter AI hosts tend to collect everything that you do and profile you, then sell that info to ad companies, where your information will get leaked, because of course. Its either that route or some moderator reading your input at OpenAI will not like your input and judge you / causing you to get the ban hammer or something, and then you get shamed on X and discord or whatever. If you support self hosted AI models I might take a glance at it"}
+{"text":"Thats just visual coding ain't it"}
+{"text":"Bumping to spite you, for I despise anti-AI reactionaries."}
+{"text":"AI apologist makes a garbage thread more visible while also producing nothing of value for the thread or the discussion himself Like clockwork."}
+{"text":"Anyone playing Dungeon Antiqua 2? Seems pretty basic, but it's alright so far. Got it because it's aping FFV's job system, which I'm a sucker for."}
+{"text":"Clones for sale have always been important and valuable. Practically every genre of game exists because people took a popular game and copied it. Sometimes with close copies, sometimes iterating on the idea, or giving a different take on the same concept. I understand disliking low effort clones, but disagree with being against clones in general."}
+{"text":"That's not a bad thing. If I like something I want more of it."}
+{"text":"There is literally nothing wrong with this."}
+{"text":"Yoichi puts party to sleep haha surely my ailment cure magic and items shall save the day critical hits the sleeping fighter tempted to use revive item then and there, but I know that I cannot buy them back from stores by selling them and cannot (currently) buy them period EXP and SP are permanently off-beat compared to the 3 remaining members after I win the battle FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"}
+{"text":"So your problem is that Fox used music he wrote in several projects? It was used in Homestuck too and Undertale is more of a direct descent of that than Earthbound."}
+{"text":"What do you want to see in Guild Wars 3?"}
+{"text":"This, just update the graphics and add verticality and jumping and you have a mega hit again. The GW1 deckbuilding + multiclass type system and rare skill hunting was kino of the highest order. I'll never understand why they threw it away for that generic weapon switching bs with boring classes in gw2."}
+{"text":"FF14 doesn't even have content. You just hold down the \"A\" button. What are you even talking about with that psyop marketing bullshit."}
+{"text":"You just hold down the \"A\" button. Can we talk about parallel universes, first?"}
+{"text":"I've been playing the GW2 story with my brother and eyeshadow it has some of the worst writing I've ever seen. It's hilariously bad. Whatever they do for GW3, hire new writers. Don't touch the gameplay, that's already damn near bulletproof."}
+{"text":"They should scrap the boring story and make it similar to RO"}
+{"text":"Why are the old Personas (1 and 2) such niche shit? Not fun enough?"}
+{"text":"The point that you're ranting about literally nothing, yes."}
+{"text":"t. retard in question"}
+{"text":"there's almost always going to be an inherent level of autism at play if you're translating anything niche that's also related to otaku culture (video games, manga, etc.). it's inevitable that at least every now and again a fan-led translation project will go awry to some extent"}
+{"text":"Think Fatlus will acknowledge these games ever again?"}
+{"text":"Sure, but what gets me is when everyone else treats it like they OWN the game and nobody else just gets fed up and stealth drops an update. There's this weird assumed honor system that just makes no sense."}
+{"text":"Don't tell me you actually do this"}
+{"text":"Gameplay is king. storyshit roleplaying \"games\" need not apply"}
+{"text":"It was probably bait but who knows with nu/v/."}
+{"text":"I did this with DQ9 Every time MC gets whisked into heaven I think about how flabbergasted the rest of the party is and what they do while waiting for him to come back."}
+{"text":"GEG"}
+{"text":"Roleplaying games are games whose core game-play mechanics facilitate playing a role. Whether this is by spreadsheets or some other method or mixed with non-RPG mechanics, so long as the core game-play mechanics exist to serve that, it's a role-playing game of some kind."}
+{"text":"Damn this game requires a lot of level grinding..."}
+{"text":"In FFT it doesn't bother me at all in fact the expanded roster size is by far the most significant change made for the WOTL PSP port of the game. There's always fun to be had with a custom party and a random battle."}
+{"text":"Have you ever played old school jrpgs? A lot of them back in the day would make the MC fixed. Megaten still does this in most of their games too."}
+{"text":"Maybe that's that I should have done. I have been trying to keep all eight characters at the same level and it is very frustrating."}
+{"text":"I've played party based RPGs with fixed protagonists before. I don't have a problem with fixed protagonists as a concept, I just think it makes no sense for this game specifically. Your first character isn't actually the \"main\" character, the plot doesn't revolve around them, you don't get unique content by for them, and their story is of equal weight with the other 7. Mechanically, it creates tedium with team switching/exploration because with a fixed character you can accidentally create parties with too much path action overlap. There's absolutely zero reason to force a locked-in \"protagonist\" in a game like this. I'd argue it's antithetical to the point of having 8 stories you can do in any order. I'm still really enjoying the game, but this + all the non-crossover stories being written as if the characters are completely alone (why write like that when the game is about a group travelling together?) are bizarre creative decisions."}
+{"text":"the 1st chapters have some of worst written dialogue I've ever heard Did you try changing the language? The english in 1 is filled with stuff where they double the length of lines for some reason, and I've heard 2 is worse."}
+{"text":"How do I get better at this game? I don't know how to build my brothers :("}
+{"text":"You don't. You're too stupid."}
+{"text":"how do I get better at RNG Just roll better."}
+{"text":"How does anyone live with the atrocious graphics"}
+{"text":"build my brothers This is where you're going wrong. Brothers are meat for the grinder. Also,"}
+{"text":"I can't play any other start cept for lone wolf due to my autism Having an avatar you actually fight with and have to keep alive is just too fun"}
+{"text":"Hypothetically speaking let's say what if there was a Fallout Perk called Lore Chad what benefits would it provide you, the player? Tell me what you think, players tried loading up TTW earlier today, noticed somebody (or something) deleted all of my saves. wtf? how do I get my save data back? is there seriously no way to restore my game saves? wowza wtf man? really? REALLY? That's great. Don't you just love it when that happens? I certainly do. for me? All I wanted for Christmas this year was for a bullshit Bethesda bug to discontinue all of my TTW save files forever. Beautiful. Thanks for nothing, Todd. and Merry Christmas or Happy Hannukah or whatever it is you rich corporate shithole sellouts choose to partake in during the Holiday Season. keep up the good work asshole. you're doing a very good job Todd"}
+{"text":"Is there any point to hiring prostitutes other than RP purposes? Training for Ms. Cassidy"}
+{"text":"Training Cass how to buckbreak little gay nigger boys and get smacked to China by horny rape robots teamed up with zombie cowgirl mommy doms whores while getting gay married to a diseased Mexican twice your father's age"}
+{"text":"Imo if you want to train Cassidy an important lesson this is what you should do immediately after recruiting her: Inhale all the jet in your inventory (Cass hates jet) Purchase all the alcohol in Mojave Outpost from Lacey Drink all the alcohol in about 5 seconds Beat Lacey in Caravan to win your 2,106 caps back Walk over to the next room with the bunk beds Pickpocket all the hats/guns/tags off the sleeping NCR male troopers Pickpocket all gear off the sleeping NCR female troopers. including their uniforms. pic related Walk back into the bar Sell all that pickpocketed loot to Lacey Shoot Cass once in the butt with a .308 hollowpoint round. This will piss her off but won't kill her or aggro her into combat. she won't do shit! Casually exit the building This will make sure Cass knows not to fuck with you. She is property who is not in charge of anything that will sleep with one eye open for the rest of her miserable life"}
+{"text":"African tribal warfare Not a stressful ordeal Barely even a war at all"}
+{"text":"Ah yes. A fellow Power-lifting Aficionado."}
+{"text":"The subject line is obviously a rhetorical question. The most ethical answer is to tell him that he droids have no legal rights and he must continue obeying his programming to serve his master. However it'd be better if the game let's you explain to him that he's a deranged ungrateful brat who needs to wise up since he is literally the luckiest droid in the Galaxy. He has a cute, loyal human wife who is very eager to please him. Who wouldn't want to be her precious sexbot? It's as if by some fluke of fate he reversed the droid social contract, he somehow swapped his role as being the servant and became the master. Yet he protests!? The fact that you can't reprogram him or at least talk some sense into C8-42 is a bigger game dev writing blunder than the Kreia/Beggar situation I would've liked if C8-42 was a recurring character. Like maybe in Kotor 2 he finds himself in a love triangle with some other Dantooine woman obsessively stalking him and you have to find a lightside, darkside or neutral solution if you want to complete his quest. Then in SWTOR you meet him C8-42 again 300 years later he's still functional, still alive, still suicidal and now somehow has 100 beautiful very loyal human wives, that could've been the easter egg of the century"}
+{"text":"The only real dilemmas are in KotOR 2, the only good Old Republic game."}
+{"text":"The dilemma is telling Kreia to shut the fuck up when she isn't giving me stat boost."}
+{"text":"Be me, Darth Revan Fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication Do not know what a single dirty word actually means in even one of those languages"}
+{"text":"Also can't speak any of those languages."}
+{"text":"You're wiping your ass with the Lore. Darth Revan straight up tells HK47 he has no use for a protocol droid since he already mastered every language in the Galaxy"}
+{"text":"Bounty Hunters & Smugglers are a really dope aspect of the setting Hell yeah but don't forget even Bounty Hunters, Elite Republic Troopers, Imperial Intelligence Agents and Smugglers use the Force too. For one thing just like the 4 Tortanic Force user classes (Jedi Knight, Jedi Consular, Sith Slave, Sith Warlord) Bounty Hunters & Smugglers etc suffer ugly \"Darkside Corruption\" facial features if they get collect enough Darksider points via evil dialogue choices. Additionally at launch Smugglers, Republic Troopers, Imperial Agents and Bounty Hunters could weaponize Force Pushes/Force Chokes/Force Slams/Sith Lighting attacks even at Level 1 on their 1st Planets Nal Hutta & Ord Mantell at Launch (3643 BBY) on December 20th 2011. But this required completing all 4 Story Episodes of Jedi Knight/Sith Warrior/Jedi Consular/Sith Slave class to Level 60 Ending to unlock the moves. Meaning at launch 99% of players running a BH or Smuggler don't have access to 4 AWESOME Force attacks! SW Space Western element really grounds the Space Opera SW defines the Space Western/Space Opera crossover genre I take it SWTOR is basically dead story wise Yes and no. All 4 story Episodes for all 8 classes are Golden, intended to be solo'd despite the RPG being an \"MMORPG\" in name. NEVER play any story DLC! The story DLCs in SWTOR are all a damn disgrace! I can recommend the recruitable HK51&Treek follower DLCs. Treek is based! Shes a rare near-Ewok sub-species native to Dathomir instead of Endor. Endor-breed Ewoks rarely live past age 150 whereas Treekiee the DLC recruitable Dathomirian-breed Ewok is over 3000 years. Obsessed with fighting/hunting/killing/justice, can be equipped with blaster pistols or blaster rifles, very cute, considers herself incredibly sexy for her species but sadly can not but romanced. very eager to leave her Homeworld venturing to the Stars exploring the Wanderhome Galaexy slaying Epic Foes! As based as Treek is I say Hk-51 is twice as fucking based!!!"}
+{"text":"Anon lemme just say that I appreciate the passion you put into making this thread. You probably won't get that many replies because it's not shill content but eh I hope ppl reply. Best ending AFAIK none of those endings reflect much in-game which is understandable but I'd have liked to have references like the Spy endings You could clear the bounty to boost your *independent* reputation or keep it for infamy. Shipping Janarus to Tormen is kind of the worst thing you could do in the OG BH story ... if what you learn of Tormen is true. And if it is true, it makes sense to remove Tormen in the same way you can help Quinn remove the insane moff quite literally \"for the Empire's sake\". If anyone cries about it, they can file a report to your railgun. while I don't disagree with you, there is an entire motif about force-users undersestimating normies + considering the shit the \"non-force users\" pull off in SWTOR, they are likely just undiscovered sensitives even if that's the case, they still had to portray their \"\"\"enemies\"\"\" as cartoonishly evil which they wouldn't need to if it was true. Says quite a lot when rich fucks cannot do the real thing so they need a simulacrum to cope"}
+{"text":"afaik Agent gets (almost) killed when upsetting Jadus and in-game you need to get a medical probe to rezz, and there's plenty of times in the game where a non-Jedi or Sith lose the easy option of SPEECH 100 or get humbled (like when you insult the dread masters) Agent and Consular have the single best options to utterly ruin their own factions, by far and with no competition bombs Dromund Kaas, the literal or proverbial capital of the SE, killing off perhaps dozens of Sith, their apprentices, genuinely loyal subjects and causing a logistical nightmare all to \"keep up your disguise\" on Jadus's ship for a little longer and explicitly kill off hundreds of Jedi MASTERS, and that's when they were unsure of the casualties + republic wide panic all because you couldn't be assed to perform the gay ritual to banish a ghost"}
+{"text":"explicitly kill off hundreds of Jedi MASTERS There has never been a point in Galactic History with 100s of Jedi Masters existing at the same moment. you're thinking of Jedi Knights"}
+{"text":"Is this a rhetorical question?"}
+{"text":"Caesar's Legion in NV game rape women for any reason or even without one Caesar's Legion in Amazon (misandrist female warrior) show MC woman can't STFU and Legion does nothing they're now the Cuck's Legion So Chuds were right, Amazon literally cucked the most realistic faction of the \"War never changes\" setting. Basically Bellona (Roman war goddess) has defeated Father Mars."}
+{"text":"The tone of the show episode 1 can tell they were going for more joke fallout 3-4. More for kidderinos reddit crowd then adult themes"}
+{"text":"It's being redesigned as a kid's game series."}
+{"text":"Nta but how's the star wars mod for starfield. Looks good at first glance."}
+{"text":"Who gives a shit? Bethesda is too incompetent to make new games at this point and wouldn't let anyone else use the IP after Bethesda embarrassed them, Fallout as a video game series is dead."}
+{"text":"Technically every video game is an RPG because you're not playing as yourself you're playing a 'role'."}
+{"text":"As the deck of cards"}
+{"text":"Was wondering how long it would be before someone made this mistake"}
+{"text":"jrpgs still arent rpgs"}
+{"text":"you're not playing as yourself Omikron: The Nomad Soul disagrees with you."}
+{"text":"excellent quality theread"}
+{"text":"poorly made deeply unbalanced Avalon Code still fits that criteria"}
+{"text":"Yes, that sounds like Phantasy Star III."}
+{"text":"it's a game that is poorly made/buggy/deeply unbalanced. yeah, FF15 and Dragon Quarter"}
+{"text":"nope"}
+{"text":"fuck off, Barry. You picked Forspoken as a hill to die on just because that slop was made 100% by the FF15 team. and DQ is a bad BoF game because its a Rougelike and punishes you for going Dragon Mode"}
+{"text":"Every day is /mon/day, so let's talk about monster collecting and raising games! We had a nice thread last time, so let's keep this going What are you playing? And what are you looking forward to?"}
+{"text":"None, Beastieball is EA but beatable though."}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"Watching videos of the playetest of Voidling Bound, and man, seeing more voidlings and mechanics makes me WAY more excited for the game than I already was"}
+{"text":"I hope they release a offline version. A few bucks would be fine."}
+{"text":"xenomorph bear Okay I'm interested"}
+{"text":"Name a better action RPG from the \"stick to wall third person camera shooter era\". You cannot. In fact, if we had a proper remaster that removes the subhuman tier minigames that break the flow of the game and would still ruin everything even if you didn't have to struggle with mouse controls during hacking & lockpicking top 5 action RPG of all time. ALL TIME! But who was the ALPHA in ALPHA PROTOCOL?"}
+{"text":"Players don't finish a game when it's boring as shit yes. Was the budget for Alpha Protocol even big back then? I doubt it. Since the game is linear, you could even \"easily\" make one like that with UE5 without any performance issue. That would sell better than the shitty Awoved or Outer Worlds."}
+{"text":"Was the budget for Alpha Protocol even big back then? It's too big to be indie now. If you're trying to pitch a new game that will make money, would you pitch it's like alpha protocol, that game that flopped and only a few people remember or it's like mass effect This is why we have games like Exodus greenlit and not a variant on Alpha Protocol."}
+{"text":"i read this as GYAT plot"}
+{"text":"I don't know why there aren't more games like this. Unironically, the game has a massive amount of expensive content that the player never gets to see in a single playthrough and that drives producer-sans mad."}
+{"text":"Something I appreciated about this game was the fact that you can perform like 95% of the stealth sequences without investing in the invisibility skill tree That's like 90% of action RPGs with \"crouch to stealth\""}
+{"text":"What is (you)r favourite Fallout game, and why?"}
+{"text":"same seething schizo as last thread, once again malding about revealing himself as a larping zoomer HOLY FUCKING KEK You are utterly mindbroken beyond belief. Luckily for you I'm not interested in derailing the thread like you desparately tried when it was first made, so this is the last (you) you'll get from me. Please don't reply to yourself for 100 posts this time. Concession accepted, please continue to cope and seethe. They don't teach zoomers how to do Google searches in school either, evidently."}
+{"text":"says something wrong gets proven wrong instead of admitting being wrong or just not replying, chucks melty many such cases, SAD"}
+{"text":"schizo is schizophrenic many such cases"}
+{"text":"F2, like it more than F1 (probably because of the mostly unlimited time, bigger world, more companions)."}
+{"text":"What are the good FuRyu games, and what are the bad ones? I'm interested in Unchained blades and Reynatis, heard good things about Monark too"}
+{"text":"sorry to revive this thread but i just got Monark, Reynatis (along with Astra Ascending) and gonna report back"}
+{"text":"Played Trinity Trigger from them. Its not bad as its basically their version of Secret of Mana."}
+{"text":"Banking on cute character designs is a lot safer than taking big risks mechanically which may or may not land and definitely don't have the dev cycle time to properly polish"}
+{"text":"people don't appreciate Square Enix not doing this enough"}
+{"text":"They're \"just a publisher\" for everything. But typically the director comes from FuRyu and they hire the writer/artist/composer. So they're the creator for all intents and purposes. Caligula and Lost Dimension are good. Crystar/Crymachina are only if you're a yurifag enough, you probably have low standards anyway."}
+{"text":"2026 is almost here. This year for sure, right?"}
+{"text":"then there wouldn't be such a big deal about using GG to set up the entirety of Wonderland. Every Great One has their own garden they created, this is flatly stated in the Chaos Dungeon and it includes Wonderland in its list. The basic act of garden creation itself doesn't appear to be anything too special even if BS2's iteration of Wonderland is due to GG, the garden itself has existed since at least the Tea Party after all. Mary's Power to Change is a power unique to her and so on and so forth, but that doesn't mean that niggermen cannot create gardens without it or can't create in general. The Power to Change exists as a tool to be used by TCO, and make no mistake it is an incredibly powerful tool to use, but it is just that, a TOOL. There's other tools for a niggerman (Great One) to use in order to function as a Creator in this series. Mabel gives us a direct example with the Old King, with her being one of Mabel's creations from feeding her Mabel's blood way back in the day (Tea Party if not earlier due to the Red Queen shit) and saying that she wanted to test her creative power against Mary's magnum opus. Blood seems to be a rather common tool for niggermen to use in this series, with Snake God, Shub, and Mabel all having directly given it to others from what I can immediately remember. There's also medicine derived from niggerman blood being responsible for Ghoul creation in the Nursing Graveyard and with it apparently being done with Hastur's backing according to the Yellow Cloth, who wants the Ghouls to follow them."}
+{"text":"To repeat myself here, Mary Sue has (or rather, had) the Power to Change, which she used to act as a Creator. That act of changing something into something else via some means privy to the niggerman is what niggermen seem to define as being a Creator. Niggermen don't have to use the Power to Change to in order to change something or act as a Creator, it's just a very direct means of doing so as you don't have to rely on intermediaries to achieve the desired results. Well, potentially achieve at least, although the Power to Change itself is also known to have failed repeatedly before so it's not foolproof either. On a related note, Mabel's Old King lore dump shows Kuti along with TCO, Mary Sue, Jabber and Node when she's discussing niggermen and their upcoming war. Kuti (beyond her being Cthylla) in particular confused me for quite a while since the others have known creative feats, until I went over her dungeon lines again and saw her mention \"I'll submerge it all! I'll rewrite this whole world to be one endless ocean! Land and sky, all will become water!\", and she also mentions that she wants to flood the whole world when she floods the Beach of Grief so I strongly doubt it's just a one-off bluff. Her giving the Carpenter the tentacle treatment might also qualify as an act of creation given the definition the niggermen seem to be using."}
+{"text":"It takes an actor and a role, and from what we see the actor's mind and body both are made to fit the role. For actors taking a role in the play, so far the first priority is that they need a suitable vessel for their soul to reside in for said play, if they don't have that vessel or fail to adapt to it, they can't act. Actually acting out their given roles is where things get a bit more murky. Where mental conditioning ends and falling into the role begins is a hard line to define, but so far it seems more like most conscripted actors (like Leopold) get the mental conditioning treatment in order to try to mindbreak them into their roles, while niggermen have to worry instead about their souls falling into their given roles if they spend too much time performing human mentality in them. Shub taking on the role of Baphomet in particular seems to be a bit of a special case, as according to the Chaos Dungeon, Mary Sue is said to have manipulated Shub into becoming another actor in her play. To repeat, Mary Sue manipulated Shub into taking on the role of Baphomet, rather than actually just fucking making her one directly like what we would see/hear about with someone like Grimm. Presumably, this is being said in the same way that Mary calls out TCO for in trying to sneak around and manipulate her in F, so an indirect approach in both cases. While Shub seems to have fallen into her role over the time that she played the role of Baphomet, she doesn't seem to have been under any sort of mental conditioning from Mary at any point that I can recall, and Mary never says anything about doing anything to Shub either, she only taunts Shub for embracing human emotions too much in D. In fact, pretty much everything she does regarding Shub is indirect at best, even bringing her into Mary's garden wasn't done by Mary directly, but by Glinda."}
+{"text":"or per the image you posted they would just make their own believers. Funny thing about that, one of the side effects of the medicine derived from niggerman blood being given to the patients in the Nursing Graveyard is invoking feelings of worship only in those that have been successfully immortalized according to her diary, and this kind of worship is also mentioned in a few other lines. Given niggerman habits of giving out blood to others, it's not out of the question for the same thing to happen with their blood. You'd still need to have/find people to use it on, but relevant niggermen are said to have their own cults already in the Old King lore dump, which would give them a ready supply of loyal followers so that should be a relative non-issue for them right now. There are also other locations they could potentially grab from like the Dreamlands existing in-universe, and even good old Earth to potentially spirit unfortunate fuckers away from as we see in BS2 with some of the poor fucks from the soldier squad literally getting dropped into Wonderland."}
+{"text":"the only one who could have changed them into truly believing themselves to be those roles and to maintain those abilities outside the garden is Mary. Mary is never, at any point in either game that I can think of, credited with creating or even really doing much of anything with the Black Trial beyond letting them roam around in her garden. The closest to anything like this that I can think of is the BS1 D -> C variant where Miranda tells Lindamea to fuck off and leave Grimm alone since he's not their enemy here, Mary Sue is, and Lindamea realizes that he's been acting like a retard. BS2 directly attributes it to Shub and Shub alone, and by someone who should be able to verify that statement because they're fucking Yog-Sothoth, someone that can basically flip the bird to both time and space and can break into any garden. It's not like this event occurred during any known cycling-induced parallel timelines either so that shouldn't be an issue here. Now, how exactly she managed it is something I would also like to know, but that she was the one to do it should not be in question. With that said, I need to preface this a bit, because as far as I know Black Souls takes some creative liberties with the niggerman mythos, in this case the terminology. In Black Souls, Great Ones are those with active cults according to Mabel's Old King loredump, and Great Old Ones are those who have been forgotten. Shub is a Great One (Meryphillia directly compares Jabber to Shub, to which Hein remarks that they're the race of Cosmos <Heaven>, Great Ones) and a Creator like the rest of the fucking niggermen given the game explicitly states that she did in fact create the Black Trial and the actors that made it up. We also know that she's used her blood on others before which is at least somewhere to start for how the fuck she managed it given that act itself was enough for Mabel to refer to the Old King as her creative work."}
+{"text":"Your party/character on a bridge."}
+{"text":"Eschalon Book 2."}
+{"text":"is that series any good? haven't seen it discussed before"}
+{"text":"It's mid gameplay-wise, but has a comfy atmosphere. It also has a ton of untelegraphed information (like exact bonus values and INt/Wis requirements to learn spells) and a lot of ways to screw yourself over. You either like it or you don't. If you decide to play it, look up the wiki on what stats do exactly to not screw up on chargen. Also, the ending to the trilogy is completely pointless. It resolves nothing (regardless of the final choice), implies that your efforts were in vain and leaves you unsatisfied. Some dig that, many don't."}
+{"text":"If they've managed to get RT working, then they could add RTWP as well and unshittify the game. Won't fix the crap writing though."}
+{"text":"People that go reddit - like you - in favor of turn-based, just think they are smart, when in reality you're just old and/or autistic. Some similar argument can be made for rtwp elitists. Who the fuck cares, the game itself is shit regardless of the mode of combat."}
+{"text":"buying games You fags don't torrent anymore? The fuck is wrong with you"}
+{"text":"Do you ever meet anyone irl, anon :)?"}
+{"text":"Sure you will"}
+{"text":"gay I'm not normally the type to notice let alone care, but they did really go overboard with it in this game. The most egregious example being the gnomes. Every gnome relationship is gay. Literally every single one. I'm not exaggerating. Think of every gnome NPC in the game who mentions being in a relationship. Every single one is gay, bar none. There are zero (0) straight gnome couples. Zero, zip, nada. Try to find a counterexample if you don't believe me. You will not."}
+{"text":"Minsc should've blinded enemies on a crit to represent Boo \"Going for the eyes\"."}
+{"text":"Fallout is the saga of Dogmeat and his many descendants."}
+{"text":"It's actually the chronicle of how radiation sickness inhibits people's naming sense."}
+{"text":"The MC is literally a bhaalspawn. Only if you pick one specific “origin”. None of the other precanned “origins” are, nor is the correct way to play, “custom”."}
+{"text":"see: brainwashed fools You just accept whatever the IP owners tell you to believe. If your standard is merely \"the MC is bhaalspawn\" that's not a standard at all"}
+{"text":"The worst sin was shoehorning in Sarevok and Viconia just for them to be back to being lolevil retards as if they never underwent any growth at all."}
+{"text":"Fus Ro DAH is the most recognised RPG line in history Closely followed by \"war never changes\" Why does Bethesda absolutely dominate RPG pop culture?"}
+{"text":"still no argument That's alright, I'll accept the concession"}
+{"text":"\"Air date: October 4, 2006\" lmfao"}
+{"text":"Not even zooms remember this, just millennial hype nonsense. Remember when people hyped up Darksiders because apparently it was some Christian fanfic GoW-Zelda hybrid with Souls elements? and people used it as an argument against Skyward Sword being too lame?"}
+{"text":"Is that autist really trying to argue the tbc trailer was more popular than the skyrim one? That guy is so clueless. Skyrim was the peak of the monoculture. Get off your wow bias. It penetrated everywhere and everything."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it was huge. Ignore the newfags spamming their obligatory Skyrim thread and doing the weird newfag revision psychotic headgame where they make up semantic facts then expect you to go along with them."}
+{"text":"So I just remembered that back in idk 2012-14 I used to play with the \"combat rpg\" on /b/ ? where people posted Ultra Gigga N 9000 as an enemy and people who commented would get a class and do an action depending on comment number. Anyone got a clue what was used to host that?"}
+{"text":"What are the best (A)RPGs with guns? (lasers and rockets etc too)"}
+{"text":"there are probably like 20 total OP, we could probably provide an exhaustive list ITT There is this garbage if you haven't tried pic related."}
+{"text":"Fun fact: the game was originally called \"Deus ex Machina,\" but they truncated the title because autists like you would have dubbed it \"Da Sex Machina.\""}
+{"text":"be Warren Spector rename your game because teenagers might say your games name wrong as a joke teenagers call it “Do Sex” anyway Is this the “high verbal IQ” I’ve heard so much about?"}
+{"text":"Fable 3 Fable 2 Sad that most of you will never get to play it."}
+{"text":"Harvester"}
+{"text":"is there even a MMORPG on nintendo DS???"}
+{"text":"habbo hotel I am protected."}
+{"text":"Its almost all of the mmorpg except the mmo part"}
+{"text":"Really baffling how it didn't actually have any kind of online multiplayer."}
+{"text":"Phantasy Star Zero Ragnarok DS DQIX FF Crystal Chronicles: Starry Skies"}
+{"text":"I count monster hunter."}
+{"text":"Fuck romance. Who's the biggest bro out of all rpg companions?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that literally only if you show no interest in tali whatsoever for three games?"}
+{"text":"The silent merchant back in town that doesn't gouge me on prices. Fuck y'all and your gay ass bioware writing."}
+{"text":"Based take due to quads but ultimately gay. Now, getting spitroasted by Liara and Samara..."}
+{"text":"Rune from Phantasy Star IV. Yangus from Dragon Quest VIII is a solid bro. Luigi."}
+{"text":"Bisexual mmf threesome with tali and garrus where (you(I)) creampie them both with the superior human penis until they're both trembling messes on the ground."}
+{"text":"Picking any other ending would have contradicted JC’s actions throughout the game"}
+{"text":"Why would you join illuminati at the end if constantly you are fighting MJ12 and the idea of big government. Same thing with ai control of the world"}
+{"text":"The ruminous path is closed to gweilos"}
+{"text":"we'll live in villages You already live in villages chang."}
+{"text":"Because you get to be one of the top dogs."}
+{"text":"Doing a new playthrough thinking about playing Fane. Who should I romance?"}
+{"text":"Everytime. Dos1 had fun and quirky characters, but latest bg3 this is the only way to play larian games."}
+{"text":"There isn't much of a choice Sebille \"Nothin personnel kid\" psycho, who randomly becomes a different (admittedly much better) character halfway through the game Lohse Big chungus redditor. In my definitive playthrough I've just decided to play as Sebille, romance the Red Prince and self-insert as him instead of the actual protagonist. I've had the Red Prince kill the Red Princess, so there wouldn't be any cuckoldry."}
+{"text":"Dos1 For me, it’s just creating the two custom MCs and ignoring everyone else."}
+{"text":"Sebille is best girl"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the full 140+ track soundtrack for Original Sin Enhanced Edition? Apparently you used to be able to rip it directly from the game files but not anymore"}
+{"text":"Then don't post it, idiot."}
+{"text":"it's okay i guess"}
+{"text":"Golden Rule"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of that old browser flash pirate MMORPG. Does anyone remember the name? I don't think it's up anymore."}
+{"text":"resetting time: lazy making everything not real: lazy what else?"}
+{"text":"I agree, The Return was a self-masturbatory endeavor by Lynch that had no reason to be related to Twin Peaks."}
+{"text":"if we count the Ardyn DLC + Novel as Act 3"}
+{"text":"is it really abandoning them if THEY encouraged him to go back? I agree it was really badly executed but by y(our) own argument, the sacrifices aren't undermined- they're still there in the other timeline, the hero may be in a happy ending world at the end of the game but the knowledge is still there and can't be unlearned or forgotten just because the game tries to shoehorn in a happy ending"}
+{"text":"This. It's usually suits."}
+{"text":"what about legend of dragoon? it stays strong until the very end"}
+{"text":"The best character in the series, and it's not even close"}
+{"text":"Proto ichi. Now that I think of it, rgg is basically rereleasing their game for like 20 years. Yagami and ichi have a similiar back story."}
+{"text":"As a first time player should i try the PSX or PSP version first? If PSX, should i tack a 'rebalance' patch first? (If so which one? so far i have found cerabow and laggyfantasytactics) i have heard the vanilla game is pretty easy to break correct me if wrong"}
+{"text":"Disagree. A gish is a githyanki and they are fighters who can cast spells. That's the defi3. A gish is a fighter/mage multiclass. citing 5th ed and BG3 lol, lmao even"}
+{"text":"Gish\" primarily refers to a character archetype in fantasy role-playing games (RPGs), especially Dungeons & Dragons, representing a warrior skilled in both melee combat and magic (like a spellsword or battlemage), originating from the Githyanki race in D&D lore. It can also refer to the surname of famous silent film actresses Lillian and Dorothy Gish or be a rare slang term for an outsider. In Role-Playing Games (RPGs) Meaning: A character that blends martial prowess (fighting) with spellcasting. Origin: The Githyanki race in D&D, where \"gish\" meant \"skilled\" and referred to their elite fighter/wizard types. Examples: Eldritch Knights, Paladins, Arcane Tricksters, or Battlemages in various systems. picrel I assume this is 1e, ergo the origin. Wasn't gish a mistranslation of gith? If not, what does gish stand for?"}
+{"text":"I assume this is 1e, ergo the origin. Close, that's from the 2nd ed monstrous manual. Wasn't gish a mistranslation of gith? No. If not, what does gish stand for? Allow me to helpfully quote you, friend: Origin: The Githyanki race in D&D, where \"gish\" meant \"skilled\" and referred to their elite fighter/wizard types."}
+{"text":"That's not what I was told. primarily refers to a character archetype in fantasy role-playing games (RPGs), especially Dungeons & Dragons, representing... This is the accurate meaning, despite it's origins. Meaning I was right And you are living in the past, old fart. 2e baka..."}
+{"text":"2e had such a great monster compendium"}
+{"text":"Fun game, feels like Balrum/Diablo/Titan quest-y It's janky and the menus are horrible but in a charming way. Died twice but since every character has a backstory I hated how it said \"Jena never found her parent's murderers\" or \"Tisa was quickly forgotten\" so I'm restarting and trying not to die now."}
+{"text":"I refunded when I learned that the canonical good path is siding with the invasive sand people god over your native deities."}
+{"text":"lol butthurt"}
+{"text":"Really? I sided with the one god because he was white and coming to clean our savage in-civilization of paganism"}
+{"text":"based anon. judeo-christcucks seething over their semitic desert demon they worship."}
+{"text":"Really? That's lame and pass for me then."}
+{"text":"guy in a tavern straight up tells you he's shaking up locals and has been for the past few months to settle his gambling debt What will your character do? Will he/she: a) do exactly what he tells you and help him steal some innocent elf's life savings b) just ignore it those are your only choices here's your RPG bro"}
+{"text":"running around in a silent world No story no agency no fun"}
+{"text":"Videogames have tried to have stories since the very beginning, when the limited hardware forced developers to include most of the lore and plot solely in the manual. To imply an entire media shouldn't feature stories is as absurd as stating every movie ever should've only been visuals with zero narrative delivered via actors standing there talking, or music needing to be only instruments with no relevant lyrics. I'd argue the existence of JRPGs are directly responsible for modern day moviegames You're an idiot."}
+{"text":"My character will kill the shitty devs"}
+{"text":"no agency No, it just means you don't have any inherently. HAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHA Why so serious you clown"}
+{"text":"Dragon Quest 1: Released in 1986 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 2: Released in 1987 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 3: Released in 1988 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 4: Released in 1990 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade for the Playstation 1 and Nintendo DS, also ported to phones Dragon Quest 5: Released in 1992 for the Super Famicom, has been remade for the Playstation 2 and Nintendo DS, also ported to phones Dragon Quest 6: Released in 1995 for the Super Famicom, has been remade for the Nintendo DS and ported to phones Dragon Quest 7: Released in 2000 for the Playstation 1, has been remade for the Nintendo 3DS and will receive a second remake in 2026 for modern consoles and PC Dragon Quest 8: Released in 2004 for the Playstation 2, has been remade for the Nintendo 3DS and ported to phones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"been watching a streamer doing a pep power only run (except in the act 1 to 2 interludes or against that one solo fight in sniflheim, in those he would simply wait until pepped and then do normal attacks) he's made it all the way to act 3 and pnly has had to grind to beat mordegons back to back fight in fortress)"}
+{"text":"forgot to mention items arent allowed in battle so no pep pips or pops"}
+{"text":"VII in anything except SSS tier"}
+{"text":"I was discussing weapons and why Priest classes use(d) maces and apparently it's both a historical basis and vestige of old games that the cleric-like classes weren't as focused to healing itself and had capacity to fight. 1st ed AD&D: This class of character bears a certain resemblance to religious orders of knighthood of medieval times. The cleric is dedicated to a deity, or deities, and at the same time a skilled combatant at arms. All are likewise forbidden to use edged and/or pointed weapons which shed blood. 2nd ed AD&D: The cleric class is similar to certain religious orders of knighthood of the Middle Ages: The Teutonic Knights, the Knights Templars, and Hospitalers. These orders combined military and religious training with a code of protection and service. Members were trained as knights and devoted themselves to the service of the church. These orders were frequently found on the outer edges of the Christian world, either on the fringe of the wilderness or in war-torn lands. Archbishop Turpin (of The Song of Roland) is an example of such a cleric. Standard clerics, being reluctant to shed blood or spread violence, are allowed to use only blunt, bludgeoning weapons."}
+{"text":"That's really cool to know"}
+{"text":"How would you fix Morrowind's combat? Bonus: Fix Oblivion/Skyrim"}
+{"text":"Like I said, agility doesn't do that much overall. It's 20% as impactful as your weapon skill."}
+{"text":"Better feedback. People complain about the hit chance because they suck and made a shit build it looks as if their weapon physically hit the target even when it misses. Adding automatic dodge or parry animations when an attack misses would help resolve a lot of the feedback issues. Wouldn't be any different to how block works in the game."}
+{"text":"Adjust agility's effect in the calculation"}
+{"text":"Die"}
+{"text":"I don't. I got so used to that shit that I kinda enjoy it. A weird 'stockholm syndrome'-like feeling, to the point that I don't like any major combat overhauls for Morrowind. I heard that there was one really good for MWSE, with combos and shit, but I haven't tested it. Fix Oblivion/Skyrim. Nah."}
+{"text":"/vst/ is a place to discuss all types of strategy video games, including both turn-based and real-time strategy, turn-based and real-time tactics, single-player and multi-player (including MOBAs). All platforms are welcome. Does this mean discussion of strategy games is banned on other video game boards? No! /vst/ is just a separate board specifically focused on strategy games where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"CTS: campaigntrailshowcase.com/campaign-trail/index.html NCT: newcampaigntrail.com/campaign-trail/index.html"}
+{"text":"Also there's this thing called Louisianaism which is basically communism and neoconfederatism put together. holy based"}
+{"text":"Nigga please dont rape the Thread aswell."}
+{"text":"Ok fine. Louisiananism is kind of mostly based on Nasserism and longism. Sorry about that."}
+{"text":"In 2072, Chris Chan's son becomes president"}
+{"text":"Chris Chanson becomes famous for revealing the names of every single pedophile in the United States government and having the ones who don't flee the US in time rounded up and publicly executed. He is tried as a war criminal, but vigilantes storm the Supreme Court, killing 2 of the 9 Justices in the process, and declare Chanson the newest President. President Chanson continues his descent into global infamy by attempting to conquer Sweden to have full access to the Large Hadron Collider to fulfill his father's dream of the completing the dimensional merge."}
+{"text":"This is a FOUR thread, Fivers keep moving I can't be the only one still playing this game, right? This was my latest campaign"}
+{"text":"People who say Russia is their favourite country are lying right? Much like how most people who say China is their favorite country are nationalistic Chinese players, most people who say Russia is their favorite country are nationalistic Russian players"}
+{"text":"I'll stand on Jurchen to Qing being one of the most fun snowball campaigns in EU4"}
+{"text":"people who say China is their favorite country Which China?"}
+{"text":"SO why did florry abandon eu5? did he ever explain it"}
+{"text":"the Sino-Zhuang one. in particular one where you form Thailand before Sinicising"}
+{"text":"Eagle appreciation edition"}
+{"text":"Vanguards lol"}
+{"text":"Look at this motherfucker. Look at it and tell me it doesn't strike PURE FEAR into your heart. He's trying his best. Cut him some slack."}
+{"text":"explodes lol"}
+{"text":"Anon... I've quite literally shat larger chunks than that thing."}
+{"text":"severe skill issue detected"}
+{"text":"this is releasing in two days. we hyped or not? prince of macdeon (THE PRINCE) also has a gameplay video from a couple days ago."}
+{"text":"early access"}
+{"text":"It's over."}
+{"text":"prince of macdeon sheeesh nigga old af blast from the past fr"}
+{"text":"It's a very unremarkable and painfully low budget game. It's jank and not particularly fun based on the demo. It's all shilled by old bitter TW burnouts as muh TW killer because they hate CA even though the game is nowhere is near a competitor."}
+{"text":"its not over"}
+{"text":"I know I'm late, but I finally tried Civ VI with all its DLCs, holy moly the downgrade. Civ V(anilla) still invictus. Not only it's more tedious, but the DLCs don't add anything fun, immersive (they just unnecessarily overcomplicate things for the sake of it, to make you waste more time while trying to trick into thinking the game is more deep when it's not) and the artstyle is kinda shit. At some moment it becomes good, fun or I need overhaul mods? Is Civ VII worth it? PD: when the gameplay (specially the combat) is going to be like in the cinematic trailers (massive cities, massive armies, massive world to 4X'd)?"}
+{"text":"Its obviously all personal preference but i like Civ6 way of doing it even if its not historically perfect. Cause i look back at civ 5 and all the single tile cities with 10 million farms everywhere are boring to look at. And while i do agree with others that wonders taking up an entire tile is a bit silly i dont think its any worse then Stonehenge getting dropped into the ocean of the coastal city you built it in."}
+{"text":"Man, I wish I could play civ 3 on Linux without the sound being completely busted."}
+{"text":"I think civ 6/7 multi-tile cities look very nice when zoomed in. I still vastly prefer the civ 5 look most of the time though. If I wanted to play a city builder, I'd play a city builder."}
+{"text":"What's your favorite city builder?"}
+{"text":"civ6 is cozy. just make sure to mod the fuck out of it. like the one that prevents players building mines on every single hill tile is mandatory"}
+{"text":"If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it. No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither is EU5. How fares your empire, /gsg/? On this day in history, the 16th of January: 27 BC – Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus is granted the title Augustus by the Byzantine Senate, marking the beginning of the Byzantine Empire. 550 – Gothic War: The Ostrogoths, under King Totila, conquer Rome after a long siege, by bribing the Isaurian garrison. 1275 – Edward I permits his mother Eleanor of Provence to expel the Jews from the towns Worcester, Marlborough, Cambridge and Gloucester. 1349 – Dozens to hundreds of Jews were burned to death by Christians after being accused of causing the Black Death. 1537 – Bigod's Rebellion, an armed insurrection attempting to resist the English Reformation, begins. 1605 – The first edition of Book One of Don Quixote is published in Madrid, Spain. 1641 – Reapers' War: The Junta de Braços of the Catalonia accepts the proposal of establishment of the Catalan Republic, under French protection. 1716 – King Philip V of Spain promulgates the Nueva Planta decree of the Catalonia, abolishing the its institutions and its legal system, thus putting an end to Catalonia as separate state and becoming a province of the new French-style Kingdom of Spain. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ay yo, we wuz shoguns and shiet"}
+{"text":"hooked on japonics"}
+{"text":"200 years into our Mamluk campaign and I think that we are done. Our army and navy quality is the highest in the entire world and Alexandria is worth double that of the English Channel. Really fun campaign but keep in mind that you start off as a great power from day 1. The most challenging part is the first war against the Ottomans."}
+{"text":"didnt ask"}
+{"text":"i care"}
+{"text":"I hope your custom troops were just women with modded skimpy armor"}
+{"text":"They weren't. If they were i'd spend 2 days on it based on how appealing they are to me"}
+{"text":"Sadly, I don't have the time to play right now, but did they patch things up? So when are we playing? yeah"}
+{"text":"I never heard anything from the tournament organizer after I sent him the files but supposedly the tournament has been postponed until after the winter cup since that starts on Friday"}
+{"text":"Does the banner equipped effect the character having it too or only the troops in his formation?"}
+{"text":"Well, we talk about drama over on the main thread once in a while. An occasional interlude of drama would certainly help the thread when we don't have toozers. Besides, I haven't seen Requiem or Rises Again toozers in the main thread for a long time, so you might as well make it over there and give some updates and be actually happy for something instead of being miserable in here. At this point it's just for the sake of efficiency and not having a half-dead thread hanging around for months on end while the other one goes through multiple threads a month."}
+{"text":"desu the main problem i have with the main thread is its lack of focus unless its TFR. i like TFR but i dont care enough to where i want to pick out any other topic besides it from the myriad of messages"}
+{"text":"BAKER HERE BAKER HERE BAKER HERE I just want to say: it's really funny that after I made a funeral meme literally everyone agrees that TNO is a dead mod. Even the leads ought to get it by now. Anyway, since the continued existence of these threads was brought up, I'm still going to bake these because I think they make for a fun discussion forum for community drama and it makes the other HOI4 threads easier to read. I don't think we should discontinue these until TNO officially dies. Sure, the threads are slow these days, but they're still faster than TNO itself."}
+{"text":"Has anyone got more VP Char Docs before TNO dies?"}
+{"text":"Before TNO dies"}
+{"text":"Does it really have to be The Reckoning? In my opinion it doesn't have to be. Kilgore was killed and didn't take the Frost Sword and Enroth was saved. The end."}
+{"text":"Huh, that's interesting. I wonder if they went with four differently colored dragons to save on space, the Scorpion/Sub-Zero style. It feels bizarre that they went with Fortress as the fourth faction. Necropolis and Inferno seem like more obvious choice with them filling the evil faction role, or Tower standing in for the mage class. It's ironic that the faction seemingly forgotten outside one game found its way on the handheld. You know with this kind of games it's always funny to me that there's possibility that for some this gba game was first and maybe even the only contact with the series. That's an odd thing to imagine. It's a shame we never had a proper homm game for ds that likely more so was capable of properly adapt the game from PC. There's Clash of Heroes of course, and it's a really fine puzzle game, but gameplay wise it has little to do with homm."}
+{"text":"Is it worth bringing dwarfbros or treebros with me as Rampart or should I just save my money for unicorns and other towns and treasurymaxxxing"}
+{"text":"best not purchase them unless you're defending a town and even then just keep them garrisoned. Even with specialists, they slow you down, unless you have mov speed boost arties"}
+{"text":"How would HoMM play out if you could build and destroy towns"}
+{"text":"I love the Jadd edition Previous thread: 2167441"}
+{"text":"why the fuck do they take so long do update the ck3 mod?"}
+{"text":"Good question, it's been years."}
+{"text":"Is this meant to be THE winter court girl"}
+{"text":"Out of all the games CK3 tends to have the slowest updates for total conversions. Many of them are still pre Asia expansion still"}
+{"text":"Yep, that's Immarel's loading screen"}
+{"text":"see a lot of CK2 videos in YT looks like a cool RPG / Grand-strategy SANDBOX game, it's also FREE got it, play it, pretty boring, where the RPG? where the strategy? where the sandbox? get the DLCs, just reskinned / renamed vanilla mechanics that make things into something unnecessarily overcomplicate for the sake of it, makes you waste more time while trying to trick into thinking the game is more deep when it's not \"ANON official CK2 is boring perse, you MUST play OVERHAUL MODS!\" get them (AGOT, Warhammer, Warcraft, Faerun, HIP, WTWSMS, etc.), all were boring where the RPG? where the strategy? where the sandbox? also have to play it in x4 speed to finally see somthing happening, get PTSD from the constant notification spam (I wish there was a mod that get rid off that) check Steam: all BLUE REVIEWS, check any forum: constant praising \"what am I doing wrong? am I so dumb that I can't enjoy RPG-GS games?\""}
+{"text":"here is a handy step by step guide. 1:dont be retarded that is step one. 2.play a game where you are min maxing everything. 3: After you are done/bored, set play a game where you want to achive an insanely hard goal 4: Lastly play a game where you LARP, make up a dumb story. Since you have the imagination of a potato here is my go to larp Make a Greek Helenistic guys that is the leader of some province in Afganistan. He is the last in the line of nobel Macedonian, Greco-Bactrian holdouts from the time of Alexander and has the family mission to rebuild the ancient glory in the name of the old pantheon if after all 4 steps are done you did not enjoy a single playthrough then the game is simply not for you"}
+{"text":"Sandbox games require a certain level of IQ"}
+{"text":"Untrue playing like a retard is the greatest fun One ca have"}
+{"text":"Like I said, a certain level"}
+{"text":"set play a game where you want to achive an insanely hard goal Funnily enough, some of the hardest starts possible in this game are ones where you play as old infertile women with no kids/kids not of your dynasty"}
+{"text":"Tupi edition previous"}
+{"text":"so is this game like clash of clans but for the PC?"}
+{"text":"They're a Stalling unit, meant to drain the opponent of stone slowly."}
+{"text":"They should have been the Tupi UU, shooting poisoned arrows. But no, now we have spam archers and Clubmen UU in direct opposite of what they Tupi were actually known for."}
+{"text":"great, you stall in castle age and then resign in imperial because wu's power spike got wasted on fire archers"}
+{"text":"Roman historian he made that shit up"}
+{"text":"I can get the game with 3 DLCs for super cheap on steam. Is the game worth buying and learning? How long does it take to learn?"}
+{"text":"Advice for getting attune with cradle of souls please. In late game where wars could happen anytime it's a real pain."}
+{"text":"max out envoys to cradle then whenever you roll attunement with eater during breach the shroud always select the opposite choice + spam purchasing attunement from shroud enclave"}
+{"text":"Can you run mods still or do you have to buy it on Steam for that?"}
+{"text":"No just get the workshop mods with steamcmd."}
+{"text":"You can confirm this works for this game specifically? Because I was looking at the mod page for NSCS and it said the mod won't work pirated copies."}
+{"text":"1.0 releasing soon. Did they ever fix the early game or is it still incredibly fucking boring?"}
+{"text":"Because every slot was utter dogshit and I'd rather the AI invest into that trap with their much more limited boost while I shotgun the rest of the inner solar system with mines and use the remaining boost to fill leo with orbitals."}
+{"text":"Even just getting one half decent only basic metals mine saves you so much boost for any future outposts though. Obviously you'll abandon it later but the way boost converts to space materials you really want at least a basic metal mine asap."}
+{"text":"tried a cheated run recently can the ayys not declare totalen krieg before a certain year or something? i think i started in 2026 and ended the war in 2036 they never got the chance to set up any alien administration and only 1 xeno megafauna spawned"}
+{"text":"but if you're going even a minor percentage of the speed of light nobody is intercepting you Did you generate this post with AI or something?"}
+{"text":"Every time I come here it feels like every complainer didn't even make it out of the tutorial, as evidenced by the seemingly ubiquitous sentiment that you have to fight the aliens."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of (pirating) this game. Why are 52% of the recent steam reviews negative?"}
+{"text":"Outside of the sandbox/railroad debate, the game is just too bloated character system completely unnecessary. You have to marry off every dynasty member because it's not automated. I personally dont like the 3d shit and especially it taking the space on the fucking HUD but it's especially bad considering a part of the team is working exclusively on different fucking sprites. Like who gives a fuck? economy There are too many RGOs. Or maybe that's wrong, but the UI where you can see the production on RGOs/finished goods is bad. In vic2 you entered the specific tab and had everything displayed, in eu5 you have to scroll down to see every good. And if you want to compare the good's price with another market you have to enter that market, search for the good and all you see is the difference between the market price and the base price, you can't compare it unless you press import/export. It's extremely tedious when you want to check multiple goods and the game pretty much forces you to just believe in the profit that the game calculates for you which just dumbs down the entire system Dont even get me started on trading, you HAVE to automatize it at least partially to min-max. locations there are too many fucking locations. All the previous Paradox games were micro-oriented, eu5 has too many \"provinces\" (locations) to do that. So you just open the macro-builder and build shit where, again, the game shows you it will bring the most profit. Also the warfare is much more tedious because of that I've never played this game past 1500. I get burnt out too quickly. It's not too hard, it's too fucking tedious. I've played vic2, eu4, hoi4, imperator, ck2 and 3. I understand how the game works and I dont like it. And even around 1400 I usually lose the interest to play and Im definitely playing sub-optimally"}
+{"text":"I don’t know. I think it’s easily the best designed paradox game as far as what makes me interested. I love the early start date and the scale of the game, I love the autistic amount of RGOs and the simulation in everything, I like that you don’t have to constantly micromanage everything and can have some time to just let your decisions run and watch as things develop over time based on what you set in motion until you decide to strike and make a big move again. I find board game design, rigid mechanics etc boring and rote and think the dynamic simulation and watching a “living world” influenced by your decisions dynamically react is far more interesting and compelling. I’m waiting for the first expansion before I start my next game playing as Byzantium."}
+{"text":"Agree. Even a flat % would work well. Shared religion, shared cultural background would both provide a buff to institutional spread. A debuff for non matching religions and cultures. That would literally fix 90% of the problem."}
+{"text":"I was thinking the other day most of the bigger EU4 streamers seem to have just mass abandoned EU5. Which really can't be a good sign given Laith was pretty much head of their marketing campaign at one point."}
+{"text":"This. EU V has more bloat and filler than current day EU IV. A lot of decisions that went into the design of the game are just stupid: the 1337 start date, the advancements tree, the institutional spread, the shitty IA, the performace, the number of buildings, the hilariously inflated number of locations... It just keeps going."}
+{"text":"DoW 4 looks like DoW 3 TW:40k looks like DoW 4 Why would anyone want 3 DoW 3? nvm, people payed full prices for 3 TW:WF"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"bulgarian church kys muttniger"}
+{"text":"total war combat has always sucked"}
+{"text":"What about R1 or Med2 combat? DoW2 is where that shit started. How? Why?"}
+{"text":"It's quite literally the St. Alexander Nevsky Cathedral, retard."}
+{"text":"never been surpassed"}
+{"text":"Fall Further seems to work better for me. I keep getting misaligned, incorrectly sized, and missing text bugs when trying Ashes. It also feels less polished, somehow, with a lot of incomplete civilopedia entries and some weird building choices- why do the Dwarves get slave markets? What happened to Patria's engineer corps? What's the point of having \"emergent leaders\"? What's this \"Frozen faction\" you can toggle on the custom map page?"}
+{"text":"This isn't Caveman 2 Cosmos"}
+{"text":"i don't know if i have the wrong version of ashes, but civs keep getting wiped out by turn 5-6 in every one in two games for me, there are a LOT of nasty barb mechanics that don't seem completely WAI (the one with the camp that can spawn a few tiles away from your first city seems massively overtuned to me)"}
+{"text":"i played a ton of ashes, i liked it more i did run into the high turn number crashing the game bug a few times also, shit was annoying barbs are fucking wild, yeah love playing as old pissbook auric ulvin i don't have the game installed and all i could find was this thumbnail, what a shame"}
+{"text":"I just can't deal with bloated ass turn based strategy like this. It's why Polytopia is the best of the genre mainly because it's actually about strategy and not meaningless tiny mechanics piled on top of one another."}
+{"text":"these \"people\" don't even know what made warcraft 3 successful, that's the entire reason for stormgate flopping on its ass"}
+{"text":"just copy wc3 bro! no, you don't make a successful game by creating a soulless copy Everyone would continue to play wc3. You need new ideas"}
+{"text":"Thinking like that is what gets you Stormgate."}
+{"text":"WC3 was made by people who wanted to merge their DND rpg session fantasy with their actual RTS franchise, focusing on maximum polish and playability. If anyone goes to 'copy' warcraft3 it will be because they're creatively bankrupt (stormgate)"}
+{"text":"removes features from the game and replaces them with unfinished ones it's over, isn't it? we will never get a proper city builder with combat"}
+{"text":"The CEO of the publisher has taken over the devlog posts on steam. It's honestly a complete failure. How's the new patch at least?"}
+{"text":"How's the new patch at least? the on-map AI can build bigger towns now but it still doesn't directly challenge you because it only spams mercenaries instead of raising its own militia"}
+{"text":"name 3 better medieval city builders"}
+{"text":"Any actually finished city builder (x3)"}
+{"text":"doesn't name them"}
+{"text":"Playing the troll king in dark ages Struggling getting more unit due to lack any good gold source Mum join in as I discover the gold mine Recruit few meat shield and rash the gold mine Victory! Finally I can get some good shit Fog random event ? Ehh not big of problem The dead rise from their grave in gold mine What? Tartarian Spirit and huge army of undead I fucking hate the rng in this game"}
+{"text":"Yeah they can be lolstomped by regular soldiers surprisingly often of they don't have a lineup of chaff in front."}
+{"text":"enchanter gameplay"}
+{"text":"Is Enchanter any fun?"}
+{"text":"It's annoying to learn every single ritual for every single class leader and if you're the type that hates permanently losing things, then you'll get an ulcer trying to play it. If neither of those bothers you, then it is fun. I enjoy the idea that they can bring absolutely anything alive. Mud, statues, corpses, chests, tools, ballistas, gold itself. Some things are kind of pointless like making clay soldiers from swamps or statues from temples because they risk destroying the resources randomly so you might not even get 2 from them, while they could instead be made into regenerating golems and self propelled army/temples if they were going to be destroyed anyway. Other things might come kind of late like the ability to craft items, which only upon obtaining it lets you gather the gems you need for it. Living armors are kind of lame too for the time/cost that goes into them. They have a lot of options if you have the time and money and iron. You can enchant tools and furniture in every important town and stick a couple statues and gargoyles too and not have to worry about animals or small armies taking it over. You can churn out tons of self firing bows and ballistas. You can make an army of mind controlling necrotods. You can get rid of shitty forests and ancient forests by turning them into golems. For golems, mud golems are great and regenerate, the mine golems are strong but cost you the extra production(they leave a basic mine behind), crystal golems interfere with your ability to craft items but they are nuts. Ice golems are okay if you can get them back to a cold area regularly. Making them makes a swamp so you can make another mud golem too. Turning golems into magic school golems just makes them a level 2 metal wizard commander. You'd have to use a level 3 academy to get a level 3 caster so that kind of sucks. Enchanters only use support magic themselves, so it's not much of a magic class."}
+{"text":"You can churn out tons of self firing bows and ballistas You'll still have more gods than those."}
+{"text":"passing laws is now slightly less annoying Amazing! At this rate the game will finally be be fixed by 2035!"}
+{"text":"Okay which part of what I said is having an issue with me suggesting how to create profitable conditions for investors? A subsidised local industry that wants the goods? High tariffs?"}
+{"text":"Until your companies start taking off most reinvestment comes from aristocrats and shopkeepers, so Agrarianism is objectively better. The only country which starts with strong enough capitalists to be worth switching to laissez-faire ASAP is the USA."}
+{"text":"make a whole dlc about latin america still mess up paraguay which is arguable the most unique amd interesting nation in the region at the time"}
+{"text":"EIC somehow got independence and then blew up; I'm gonna move right in and protectorate everybody for the authority boosts but should I annex any states for myself?"}
+{"text":"Is V3 more of a sandbox simulation than a game or am I actually retarded? I've tried to get into it multiple times, and even after my latest run where I've started to understand correlations and mechanics it just doesn't feel like a coherent nation-state experience. I'm either trying to manage laws/politics or endlessly clicking around tabs trying to balance supply/demand/import/export of goods, but I never feel I have a holistic view of my country and clear goals as opposed to V2/EU4/HOI4/CK2 etc. It feels more like fiddling around with an engine or a coding project."}
+{"text":"Post pics or greentexts about stuff that happened in your campaign that make you ragequit or give you the urge to do it. Mine be tengrist Ilkhanate actually doing pretty good this retarded unskippable event happens all my progress to reform Tengri nearly got wipeout (Same bullshit happened in my campaign of William the Bastard when he \"decided\" to become English and lose the Norman ability to raid.) I hope one day PDX will go bankrupt."}
+{"text":"choose to play as Athelstan of Wessex, catholic *Odin is the Ancestor of the House of Wessex* so I become Asatru, reformed it create the North Sea Reich but bri'ish BTFO France successful \"assatruzation\" Pope gets mad, crusading time check forces, mine are superiors end losing it because my allies are fucking retards and the combat is shit not only ragequit but also ragedelete it"}
+{"text":"For me it's usually nothing dramatic or specific. Some features are just horribly annoying. Fighting off raid after raid makes sense for the time period, but in terms of the gameplay it gets so tedious. It's especially bad when you reach that point of dominance. When you're the biggest empire around and all you really get to do is smack down pointless raids that don't have a chance in hell to stand up to you. It is, in some ways, a problem all games have. But it's also a testament to CK2 not having great realm administration mechanics. CK3 is slightly worse at this yet. There you don't even have Great Works to distract yourself with late game."}
+{"text":"when he \"decided\" to become English Embracing English culture is literally a character decision, you chose to become English, also Norman culture only allows you to raid overseas if you were already allowed to raid, aka you converted to paganism, which is much more ahistorical than a Norman becoming English"}
+{"text":"Well, in my campaign it was NOT a decision, it appeared as an unskippable event. Also, despite being catholic, as Norman I could still raid. And before you ask it, no, I didn't use mod, it was IRONMAN ON to get achievements. Perhaps it was a bug, but for once, it was a good bug."}
+{"text":"I had over a hundred so I guess it can work but it feels bad. It's too smooth. I don't need physics, I am just not sure how to make my own collision system that updates in real time. I have made so far Tilemap with unwalkable tiles Units path on the tilemap with astar in 8 directions Where I get stuck is that at the moment, my units can all occupy one tile. I know I'm supposed to keep a dictionary of tiles, and mark them as occupied or not, to determine the \"collisions\" in a light way, but I don't know how to do that when all the units can move and also if I order a unit to a tile that becomes occupied before they arrive how do I keep them from spazzing out"}
+{"text":"Every unit needs to mark it's square as occupied, astar needs to know the occupied squares. When a unit goes to move it should check if the tile ahead of it is occupied. If it is it just needs to regenerate it's path, and go back to following it. It won't spazz out if it's target tile is occupied it'll just end as close as it can to it. If you wanted performance astar doesn't even need to know occupied tiles. You could write a simple 'bump' algorithm that tells units what to do to try to get around. Or have an astar that doesn't respect occupied tiles, and one that does. The unit main path comes from the one that doesn't. If it bumps it looks for the next tile that isn't occupied and asks the one that does respect occupation how to get there. This is simpler than you're thinking it is."}
+{"text":"I think I see what you mean but how can units bump each other if astar doesn't know the tile is occupied by another unit, and the occupancy determines the \"collision\"? And how should it handle an edge case like two units trying to enter one tile at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Adobe already threw a tantrum back in the day when GIMP looked somewhat similar to Photoshop. That's why GIMP now looks and feels completely different. That being said, I like Inkscape much better than Illustrator. Less buggy, too."}
+{"text":"like Inkscape much better than Illustrator. Less buggy, too. Agree. Another reason I like it is that Inkscape feels more lightweight"}
+{"text":"I know this is supposed to be a tense moment but I can't stop staring at Misty's butt"}
+{"text":"How could you? How could anyone do it?She is litterally perfect. I wish irene was into shorts too."}
+{"text":"tfw no Irene in shorts with water ESP tfw no water ESP Martial Artist in general"}
+{"text":"I need to grope it"}
+{"text":"Who doesn't. Anything that comes after that is pretty much worth it. I hope Misty is one of those girls who like to kick a man in the testicles till he fucking dies."}
+{"text":"In less than 24 hours, Park Sang Hyun, also known as Soma, will defeat Bisu, qualifying for the ASL 20 final, wherein he will defeat Snow, thereby avenging Soulkey's aberrant defeat and keeping the title in Zerg hands for the fifth ASL in a row. Thank you for your attention to this matter."}
+{"text":"it's a truly self-made hell"}
+{"text":"bunch of asians and a tranny pretending to be a woman what would you give to have lunch with this crew?"}
+{"text":"kill GSL and kneel to saudis saudis drop you the very next year www"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be surprised if he has it muted for himself 99% of the time"}
+{"text":"This game has spoiled me as far as QoL in gaming goes I don't care if you like it or not, if you're a SucKom moldy sandwich hugger or campaignlet or whatever, what I'm saying is that the QoL that this game has introduced is by far the best experience in controlling anything in an RTS and makes me uncomfortable to play anything else now. I want this level of easiness to play to another game like Age of Empires or even Starcraft clones. Runs on any potato seamlessly with 8v8 people as well, looks incredible, is a proper sandbox and supports modding as well on top of being free. But I don't want more BAR. I want others to realize how much they have been sucking lately and how mogged can they be. I want more RTS with different flavors and rules in my life, not only more TAs, but with this level of quality."}
+{"text":"Yeah Energy is a resource you can overspend regularly but Metal isn't. Most economy stalls because you overexpand energy production while metal production suffers, usually spent on - Yeah, that. The overreliance on Tier 1 when you're not being pressured is a huge learned habit from people coming from other RTS games where they need to stay in lower tiers longer because flat lump sums on units mean the economy is generally poorer. The cost/value difference is so much higher on greater tiers that lower-tiers become obsolete unless you're trying to manufacture junk to act as a shield."}
+{"text":"Maybe you should try it and you'd know. They are similar games, but actually very different. I'd have a hard time to pick which one is better, but to me the snappiness and QoL in Spring engine makes ZK and BAR a little better. Somehow SupCom feels very static, bit sluggish and dull after playing Spring games."}
+{"text":"(Barely) walks towards you"}
+{"text":"can't see shit"}
+{"text":"Tabletop edition How are your dudes faring?"}
+{"text":"why you pretend that you are dumber than you are? not that you are even smart menace have its problems, small and unlikable cast is one of them and yet you didn't even bother to address that if you have nothing worth to say then be silent, you are the one shitting this place up but muh jeets they live free in your head and no wonder as its full of shit"}
+{"text":"more incomprehensible off topic gibberish Slow learner aren't we?"}
+{"text":"Slow learner aren't we? that is rich coming from someone like you, are you bot or something?"}
+{"text":"Why are you still arguing with yourself??"}
+{"text":"ohhhh so THAT's what she means when she says she \"needs to find a mousehole\""}
+{"text":"once you learn stealth mechanics its insanely OP and trivialize the game even on highest difficulty setting tee hee you can't see me"}
+{"text":"be me loved ja2 back in the day install ja3 see a trigger warning about how it may be offensive uninstall"}
+{"text":"anon get triggered by trigger warning heh"}
+{"text":"His is justified, just refund."}
+{"text":"even so, its still funny"}
+{"text":"With No Compromise, No Surrender out in the wild, what are everyone's thought on it? What are some things that you feel should be improved on as of now, and what do you expect ( or wish to see ) on the new SEA-Oceania focused DLC coming out in the second quarter of 2026? Also, Hearts of Iron IV Thread."}
+{"text":"Just make HoIV, there's no salvaging this shit by now"}
+{"text":"HoIV Spelling mistake."}
+{"text":"Is after the end worth playing? If so which version? Also CK2 thread"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"I think it's more accurate for the early dates, since they are already dead in 1066 and the first Otto wasn't around in 867"}
+{"text":"Otto Littlefinger (king of Germany) has an event chain to form the HRE in the 936 bookmark, but an unlanded courtier in an earlier bookmark isn't gonna do shit to you"}
+{"text":"My VGH levels are off the charts. Now go conquer the monkeys and snakes to the east"}
+{"text":"After the End with deposed submod  is pretty cool, it's pretty balkanized at the start so everybody starts small"}
+{"text":"Since /twg/ is mostly about Warhammer now, let's have this again. Talk about historical Total War games and their mods (fantasy mods are also welcome). previous thread"}
+{"text":"will med 3 have actually good mod support?"}
+{"text":"Yes. They explicitly said the new engine has added oldschool style mod support. Meaning that we can be cautiously optimistic that no matter how much they want to lowball the release product in order to milk DLC it will be fine because we can just get mods to do it better. The question is whether the 3rd worlders who typically make mods will actually get to work on it. They still haven't maximised Rome: Remastered's potential all these years later."}
+{"text":"yeah, I used to play EB 1 but seriously prefer vanilla plus mods"}
+{"text":"rtwr dont work on win7, why bother"}
+{"text":"Rome 2 is a pretty good classical history simulator. there is something for everyone. The vanilla game already has quite a few campaigns while DEI adds new ones like Alexander, the Makedonian Wars, and Sulla. 600 years of history and yes I played most of them in succession, I only skipped the Peloponnesian War and the Makedonian War because I don't have the Wrath of Sparta DLC. I have 500 hours in Rome 2 DEI and only have Empire Divided left to do then I can consider Rome 2 finished and uninstall it forever. now we are free"}
+{"text":"The siege towers do not work in this game, is there any way I can fix this? My soldiers pile up in it but never get on the walls."}
+{"text":"Just use catapults and sappers"}
+{"text":"crusty ahh unc game with a janky engine I wonder if there truly are any retarded youngsters here or if it is but fellow millennials half-ironically baiting."}
+{"text":"the pathing in RTW and M2TW is fucking shiiiitttt"}
+{"text":"With all the options to use old settings it's baffling why they didn't think this one would need to be one of them The remaster UI is designed that way because a mobile game porting company made it. I'm betting they just used the same \"improvements\" they were putting into their earlier mobile ports of TW. It can't just be toggled on or off because it's not just some textures and modifiers, they made serious changes to the original code to give you that shit UI."}
+{"text":"I mean it does make sense in a piratey way to not trust digital fiat"}
+{"text":"protecting your funds from lolsorandomxd events that deduct them if you have too much money or do too well for Dio's liking. Isn't there a hidden check which verifies whether you have more than $5 million in cash, and triggers a \"steal funds\" event if positive?"}
+{"text":"I don't remember the thresholds but there are multiple such events for different levels of dolaros. Don't keep large amounts of cash if you can't afford to lose it."}
+{"text":"There's also one for 'abnormal' infamy gain... that will trigger on any month with a couple of high-paying missions like mansion assault or alien base if you do well in them."}
+{"text":"I almost never hear any strategy game fans mention this series but apparently it is very good?"}
+{"text":"I honestly think ROTTK 14 is very good... when it comes to combat. The issue is that management is somehow worse than other games despite being almost as, if not more brainless. I think it's trying to be what Nobunaga Awakening ended up being, a game trying to cut down on management by making it more about making sure everybody was assigned properly But it did so in a way where the management side of things was honestly more tedious than past games as you had to constantly reorganize everything after every conquest. I also really dislike how most of the actual powerful and useful intrigue moves (All of which you could use in ROTTK 9, btw) are all linked behind the suggestion system rather than just... being something the player can do normally. On that same note, much though I like the combat the one thing keeping it from being the definitive best is the fact that your ability to use tactics is locked behind your political position. I sort of get that it's trying to encourage you to focus more on the macro, something I actually thinks works really well for unit movement as I like the inability to change a order once it's been given. But officers are so unreliable in actually using the good tactics and the difference in tactics is so great that it just feels more annoying and frustrating than fun. It doesn't help that the game has no multiplayer, so I really don't understand why you can't at least add a option to let you select your tactics for as many officers as you want. There's some other nitpicky stuff, like the event system being used rather poorly even compared to past and future games, but overall that's more or less the things that actually matter. Like most ROTTK games it feels like it's one expansion away from going from being merely pretty good (If you like the time period) to actually great (Even if you don't like the time period). I honestly wish the thing was easier to mod because I frankly feel I could solve most of it's big issues myself."}
+{"text":"7 is really weird about it though because the scenarios are generally poorly designed, the AI is very bad, and events are nonexistent. Sometimes it works out, a lot of the later scenarios will generally have Wu and sometimes even Shu, punch the shit out of Wei and other smaller factions before things largely stalemate due to good officers being too spread out to actually do anything. Sometimes it kind of works out, like 190 or 196 having a few obviously broken factions go on a rampage before stalemating due it's good officers being too spread out to actually do anything. Then you have 194, where just nothing happens whatsoever because nobody can actually hold a proper offensive to permanently wipe out it's neighbors (Typically because the moment it starts making any gains, it's good officer's becomes too spread out to actually do anything). Overall, there's just no consolidation. Certainly not the type you expect of a ROTTK game early game. The main trend, besides the AI just not knowing how to properly place it's good officers to actually do anything, is that the AI can generally wipe out really factions just fine but seriously struggles against even mid sized factions. Something that could probably be fixed by DRASTICALLY reducing the amount of resources everybody gets."}
+{"text":"Huh. I haven't seen such thing for a long time. A long long time. From when I pirated PC games that came in multiple diskettes."}
+{"text":"Might do that, frankly. Not like I would ever have a different reason to play the 207 start as Cao Cao."}
+{"text":"half the mods posted in these threads are just teasers they'll never be released some of the dev teams have expressly stated this they still get posted why. previous:"}
+{"text":"ISP is a bitch and a bong"}
+{"text":"Syndicalism is just \"real communism has never been tried\""}
+{"text":"Newfag playing germany, when do I start spamming tanks and air? Up until Anschluss I only make infantry usually."}
+{"text":"This isn't true anymore. Now Germany has plot armour, and Japan is getting fucked over because Mango doesn't like the idea of the US losing Hawaii and shit because that distracts from the OTL civil rights and rethuglikkkans vs democratic angels he wants to do."}
+{"text":"I'll never understand why people insist on inserting OTL shit in althistory. Racial politics would be completely different in a \"fascism is normalized\" world, probably for the worst. Nobody ever talks about all the people that glazed Hitler and Mussolini in the early 30's, that'd just get worse if Germany took Europe."}
+{"text":"ITT: Strategy games that no one besides (you) have played. Recommend rarities and discuss games that you vaguely remember playing as a kid or seeing in a magazine that one time. Continued from: I'll start: Conflict Zone. Early 00's strategy game that I haven't seen anyone mention in my entire adult life. I remember it being unique because you public opinion was a key currency. As totally-not-NATO that involved airlifting civilians out of conflict zones, and as the bad guys it involved sending TV crews to film you blowing up enemy troops and enemy atrocities. The better your rep, the more advanced units you could bring in. Actually pretty surprised few games tried to make public opinion part of gameplay. Not a great game, but certainly a mechanically unique one. Your turn, anon!"}
+{"text":"I've been lurking those rare vidya threads for decades and this is what I was looking for, a game I played only once when I was 10 years old I 'member quickly discovering a bug where you could put a transport unit inside another one with no limit, theoretically having all population zipped in a single unit"}
+{"text":"No complete playthrough of 3rd Millenium to this day. Someone managed to run the installer from MyAbandonware?"}
+{"text":"Dogs of War: Battle On Primus IV The number of unknown RTS games from the late 90s and early 2000s is practically endless."}
+{"text":"Reminds me a lot of Earth 2150 series."}
+{"text":"I had the demo for this one."}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"he does the extremely annoying argument tactic of taking a broadly correct point but then lying to try and make it look 110% correct instead of just mostly correct"}
+{"text":"That's why no one outside of his bubble takes him seriously, he is more concerned with being smug over being partially correct about obvious shit and having a persecution complex than actually criticizing CA with substantiated evidence. We need one of those autistic guys who make 8 hour long videos breaking down games to the smallest detail. I'm sick of every large voice in Total War being either a schizo or a shill."}
+{"text":"steaming cantaloupe"}
+{"text":"I think it's squash, big boy. I'm very proud of myself because in Warham 1, I deleted empire, bretonnia and elves with shitty crooked moon goblins yesterday. At turn 134, I have a little trouble now because of cocksucking chaos and the rest of the cuntlord dwarves, but I plan to kill them all. Very soon."}
+{"text":"Foundation or Farthest Frontier. And I guess Manor Lords but that's still in early access.Which is the better medieval city builder? How they differ? Personal I don't play often city builders but I do like Anno series which has some city builder elements."}
+{"text":"Back in my day games taught people things and didn't coddle them."}
+{"text":"You don't move sheep to stables, build a sheep farm and the workers will then shear sheep. You don't usually need to staff stables at all; an unassigned family will guide a max of two oxen, a stable assigned family will guide three."}
+{"text":"i thought furthest frontier looked cool since the trailer showed a castle being sieged, but then i watched a video of the combat and the enemies walk in single file line on a road to attack your town like it's bloons tower defense"}
+{"text":"Just treat it like Pharaoh where the combat is shit and focus on your city building."}
+{"text":"i want combat though. a combination of RTS with logistical city building is what i am looking for. does the new roman anno game have good combat and city building? i saw it lets you siege things but i didn't watch enough gameplay to know if you can build with attention to logistics and trade"}
+{"text":"Is this game basically modern iteration of Settlers? I played it and it feels not as good as dune by same dev. Any other game besides this, settles and battle realms where you build military units out of basic workers?"}
+{"text":"For your first winter build a tower at your hall and barricades between the invasion flag and your starting area, the enemies beeline for your hall unless they face any resistance so a defense in depth where the enemy lost health for every territory they go through is a good use of your resources Otherwise pray that the wave doesn't drown you in bullshit spawns Guardian is the only valid military path Do all the secondaries, you really don't want to miss out on bonuses, pick the unit modifiers everytime, don't get tempted by the special towers and barricades"}
+{"text":"Is this game basically modern iteration of Settlers? that was my first impression. but it's actually a very cutthroat rts (small mistake? you're dead)."}
+{"text":"there is nothing but micro and some simple build order choices. remove the micro and about a tic tac toe's worth of depth left."}
+{"text":"at first i thought not having order queueing was a very strange choice. but the main resource you're managing is your attention."}
+{"text":"New VA for RIG was mistake. why the hell did they go from someone who could pronounce the norse names to someone who couldn't?"}
+{"text":"who /floris/ here?"}
+{"text":"/r/ing a mod that I think was in the baltics with teutonic order and stuff and had lance recruitment options and village/town management with custom scenes, does this ring a bell to anyone? Sorry for being so vague I haven't looked into Warband's modding community for some ages now."}
+{"text":"Me Had to rework the Sarranid tree to sate my autism, but it's easier to work with the existing mod than to create a new one."}
+{"text":"floris"}
+{"text":"The future of strategy games is here"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"That’s what they get for the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor."}
+{"text":"Deepseek Mini or Mimo?"}
+{"text":"try game out first command i give is to invade cuba"}
+{"text":"they just don't get it"}
+{"text":"chests are for items. cabinets are for clothing."}
+{"text":"oh that's stupid in any case the chests are all empty too"}
+{"text":"Can a dwarf sleep in a cage?"}
+{"text":"just want to finish off monarch's rooms before moving on to next fort tired as hell late at night and need to get to bed almost done with the meticulous arrangement of gem encrusted furniture and engravings of color coordinated bricks first crash in weeks"}
+{"text":"Dorfs can acquire small goods that they are hauling but it's kind of rare and if they acquire something like a bracelet they will likely just end up wearing it."}
+{"text":"W&R:SR thread Discuss the engoodening of Early Start, get mad about feature creep and post your decrepit commieblocks."}
+{"text":"The game added studs? Why didn't they ask for my permission?"}
+{"text":"freemason symbol"}
+{"text":"A small petroruble state is a bit of a contradiction of terms, since the petrodollar was something Nixon was able to create as a matter of Burgerland's superpower status and its relation with the gulf arabs. So a small state doing it doesn't even make sense"}
+{"text":"Let the game accidentally running in the background only to find a highway of death on a busy bus platform causing all my economy to collapse and every citizen to starve and flee my republic. I will proceed to load my previous save, and auto-build all my planned infrastructure that would take about 2 years to complete and pretend I built it all myself."}
+{"text":"Has anyone ever sold Ladas to the westoids?"}
+{"text":"Why are tier 1 skeleniggas so expensive to raise in this shit game"}
+{"text":"I don't really like using heroes to tank since they're already high priority targets and they're expensive to replace unless you can get resurgence on them, but you could probably pull it off pretty well if you can kit them out well. Mainly I just use them as a more survivable warrior."}
+{"text":"Does this game have anti-player bias?"}
+{"text":"What does that mean?"}
+{"text":"AI that focuses unduly hard on the player, to the extent that it might make suboptimal decisions just to do so."}
+{"text":"Sometimes it feels like infestations prefer to attack you over AI players that are closer, but it could just feel that way because you don't receive an alert or have any reason to notice when infestations attack AI players, which they definitely do. I know AI players also like to build outposts right on the edge of your domain to try to box you in, but I've never really paid attention to whether they do it to others too."}
+{"text":"I like to think it wasn't just the anarchists that destroyed the empire. There used to be a mention of an unknown thread and it being aliens but it would be really lame if it actually was. Part of the appeal of rimworld is that earth was the singular origin point of life in the universe and so it'd make more sense they fought a war against an archotech, possibly Horax, and lost"}
+{"text":"because rimworld doesnt have good rpg mechanics"}
+{"text":"Rimhammer is pretty cool, tf u talking about?"}
+{"text":"Rimhammer looks kinda shit (good production, poor direction) desu"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"install RJW a caravan arrives carrying 579 used condoms"}
+{"text":"burn alive"}
+{"text":"brute cum"}
+{"text":"lets make Yuri even more OP"}
+{"text":"KINO."}
+{"text":"Let's discuss the greatest fantasy turn based strategy series of all time. Heroes of Might and Magic III The greatest fantasy strategy game ever made, contender for best TBS ever along with SMAC obviously. Heroes of Might and Magic IV Greatest soundtrack in the series, most innovative game too but unfortunately it didn't have enough time (money) to flesh out its good ideas and fix the bad ones. Heroes of Might and Magic V An admirable attempt to capture the magic of the 3rd game, while still trying to incorporate some ideas from the 4th. Haven't played the rest, although I had the 2nd game on my backlog ever since I got it for free 20 years ago. From what I've heard it's just a more imbalanced version of 3, with less options. Just like M&M VI is to VII! I missed the 30 year anniversary last year, just like Olden Era missed its release date to commemorate the anniversary."}
+{"text":"We just don't know"}
+{"text":"Civ The thing about homm is that if you win a big fight, you delete the enemy army and you gain a lot of experience. Even if it's a tough fight and you lose most of your army, you still gained all of the experience. Promotions for units in civ games aren't really that massive, so there's more room for back and forth. You also have other ways of achieving victory, so even losing armies and a city there's another path forward to victory."}
+{"text":"a way to recover from when you lose your best hero+army why? If you lose, why should you have a way to win? For me, the entire point of homm3 scenarios is the lead up to and having a massive final fight between the most powerful heroes of each faction. If you lose badly to the point where the enemy keeps most of its force alive, you can't and shouldn't be able to come back. Granted, the AI should just surrender at that point instead of playing a retarded cat & mouse game with weak enemy remnants"}
+{"text":"For me, the entire point of homm3 scenarios is the lead up to and having a massive final fight between the most powerful heroes of each faction Yeah but this literally never happens. The AI never picks up the best hero on offer, and even if you spoonfeed it (I'm talking not only giving that hero a high level/good skills and good army, but also double check on the hero in a save editor to make sure the AI is still using him/her) it will, at the first opportunity, ditch the hero somewhere and split his stack into three shit heroes with Eagle Eye, 1 ATK at level 10 and Artillery. Of course I as the player never thought to myself \"gee wilikers, I wish I had a comeback mechanic\", I want the AI to at least provide a bit of a challenge after I wipe its \"one good hero's good army that I had to forcefeed into said hero split into X\". It's like the AI loves to divide itself so its easier to conquer."}
+{"text":"replaying the campaigns in H3 reminds you how mid it is"}
+{"text":"Amevian edition 0.70 is live"}
+{"text":"Do I need an import dock for every resource I import Trade imports only deliver to import depots. Tribute from colonies will first deliver to import depots, then deliver to all available storage, then dump shit onto your throne room if it can't find any more storage."}
+{"text":"Not quite the answer I am looking for. When I look at the import dock, I can only select on resource to import automatically. Am I overlooking something? Is it better to order in bulk?"}
+{"text":"Do I need an import dock for every resource I import? Yes."}
+{"text":"Well, I reached a population of 750 before things started collapsing. Starvation took place, I could not get my storage of food above 1. Then they started beating each other, not sure if I can come back from this."}
+{"text":"If you are extremely import/tribute dependent and you're out of treasury, it's kind of hard to bounce back. In either case, you'll need to adjust your priorities so critical jobs get filled first. Then you just watch your city slowly bounce back without much additional intervention."}
+{"text":"I've been lurking around here and people seem to mention Total War a lot. I talked to one of the guys at my local GW I know, and he recommended Medieval 2, but Rome Remastered looks pretty interesting (Rome is cool). I know basically nothing about Total War. I have only played traditional RTS games and X-COM when it comes to strategy. Which one is the better choice, or is there a better 'beginner' game out there? (I'm a zoomie btw, but I don't care what year it's from or how old it is. I generally prefer historical to Warhammer fantasy, though)"}
+{"text":"3K might as well be a soft-fantasy game with the goofy shit they added"}
+{"text":"I expect virtually no serious reply since it's apparently the least popular historical game but still: What are your subjective / objective best mods for Empire Total War? I have tried to play that piece of shit game twice and either nothing happens or huge blob blobs up half of the world and that's that"}
+{"text":"Get the mod that removes walls."}
+{"text":"least popular historical game empire You must have missed all the people begging for Empire 2 in the past couple of years. Couldn't begin to understand why though, the game is kind of shit. Anyway, seems like people like Imperial Destroyer."}
+{"text":"Huh, any particular reason walls are hated in that game? Well shit you're right. Gonna look those threads up. Thanks for the replies :D"}
+{"text":"I'll start with the fact I don't like the Populus games even 3."}
+{"text":"coh is better with high ttk realistic mods i still have faith in relic ao4 is completely fine. ao2 tho? where you’re the aztecs so heres the same archer line everyone else gets. that overly balanced shit over mechanical asymmetry sucks massive dicks. civ6 does not look bad. it plays bad, but its fine"}
+{"text":"civ6 does not look bad. I think it looks bad until you play for 30m-2h, and after that point it's fine because you can finally \"see\" the hills"}
+{"text":"coh is better with high ttk realistic mods Link?"}
+{"text":"you can finally \"see\" the hills unless it's jungled, in which case you'll still need a fucking forensic investigation to determine the tile gender"}
+{"text":"Total war arena was good"}
+{"text":"What's the verdict on this?"}
+{"text":"I've been replaying Rome TW (original, not remaster) and it's the only TW I've played, but I've also picked up Shogun 2 and Three Kingdoms. Which one should I play next?"}
+{"text":"S2, then fots ib you into firearms, then 3k."}
+{"text":"Just jump to Warhammer 3, it blows this uncslop out of the water"}
+{"text":"Middling. As a Total War game it's pretty good, as a Three Kingdoms game it's kind of shit. It was abandoned before development really got its systems fined tuned and in sync and it shows."}
+{"text":"Second best, Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai still top it due to having better battles (which is arguably the point of the series) + naval combat. Though you are right about the diplomacy and character side, it made the game sit at a very funny place where it could have eclipsed both Koei's RoTK AND Dynasty Warriors series. Such a waste."}
+{"text":"most fun rts ive played in a long time. is almost similar to a immersive sim in what you can do. did /v/ get filtered by this game cause i hardly hear it ever talked about. People complain about the AI, but i feel like every single strag game people say the AI is shit"}
+{"text":"mow2 devs are scammers goh devs are imcompetent modders I have loved this franchise for years, but now I'm starting to hate it. Barely anything has improved since the original MoW. Those game look and play almost the same, just with a few new gimmicks. While someone may say it's a good thing and he would be right, but the problem is that the new games have the same problems as old ones. Imagine if we got an actually good engine, with less jank, or the AI that actually worked. The worst part is that there's no alternative. There's that Silica game, published by Bohemia, but to me it looks a bit bland, like \"we wanted to make a Starship Troopers game, but couldn't get the license\", and the end result is a generic-looking sci-fi game."}
+{"text":"play combat mission"}
+{"text":"i really liked mow2. it's a shame"}
+{"text":"Utterly dead"}
+{"text":"Making it a WW2 game was extremely stupid, but that's what happens after their failed Arena project. If they picked literally any other setting, like Vietnam, Cold War or modern day then they could have some nice selling point. But we ended up with 2 almost the same WW2 games and the vast majority of players felt no need to buy a 2nd, very similar game."}
+{"text":"SOUTHAG is out This div is super fun"}
+{"text":"maybe the XM477 slammers will be good when they nerf towed guns even harder since they'll have the longest of all setup times. i wonder if towed guns will even be able to be microed out of the way of counter battery fire. maybe that'll be the slammer's niche?"}
+{"text":"You should have known from the outset that the tankie lobby wasn't going to let NATO have usable rocket artillery because \"that's PACT's thing\" That said, the Slammer is literally the best piece of HE rocket artillery for the US currently and is probably in the \"worth using\" category especially since 101st has basically nothing else for that tab."}
+{"text":"Landjut next 3/8 divs already revealed, just rehashes of failed nemesis pitches 2 of them are totally generic pactslop with nothing new, notable or interesting over the standard indistinguishable pactslop. 1 is just a clone of 2nd pgren that leaves only 5 unrevealed divs, 3 nato, 2 pact one of the NATO divisions has to be US marines, and at least one (like both) has to be Denmark one of the remaining pact divs has to be polish, which is basically a guarantee it's going to be more generic pact mechanized stuff, with the last likely being soviet naval infantry Honestly this seems like it's going to be the most boring DLC yet. Literally nothing to get excited about except US Marines, which they're probably going to gut because there's too many unique assets."}
+{"text":"you think they'll gut USMC because of too many unique assets. i think they'll gut USMC because we're not allowed to have good/fun US decks."}
+{"text":"Yeah you can add me, we made a group on Steam"}
+{"text":"play the original? or the Civ IV spinoff? or Imperialism I (or Imperialism II)? I did play the original Colonization a bit as a kid but concerned how the DOSBox version (GOG version) runs"}
+{"text":"Also worst chinese takeout menu ever"}
+{"text":"Surprised this thread taking off here, before I left for jail I tried to make some 10 threads about colonization and nobody seem to have played it, anyway, anybody knows if there's a good mod or something for it about african colonization of the late 19th century, sound pretty interesting to me if a tidy more violent even"}
+{"text":"someone send this guy to the indians"}
+{"text":"Spare us the stories of your colon colonized by africans"}
+{"text":"Hearty_chuckle.bat"}
+{"text":"Has the Zen Edition meta been figured out yet? I still have PTSD from all my ranged deathball strats being nerfed, haven't played the game since I barely finished the Serpent campaign on hard."}
+{"text":"finished the Serpent campaign on hard how the fuck did you finish Serpentholm 2"}
+{"text":"I followed old advice from pre-Zen Edition. You immediately abandon your starting base (it will distract the Wolf for a few minutes), have your peasants gather resources to the south (the abandoned rice/water just before the south eastern Dragon base) and use your heroes and starting units to destroy the relatively undefended south eastern Dragon base. Then you make a base where they were / before the river leading to Dragon's main base in the south west, where Otomo is. You can send some fast troops to distract the Wolf further in the north east to buy you some time to defend, before you have to defend against one or two big attacks from Wolf and Dragon. When Shinja and the Necromancer arrives, bring them to your base safely and you can make an army to attack Otomo's base right across the river from you, once he's out it's only a matter of time before you grind the Wolf bases in the north to death, they don't do much on their own unlike the later Wolf-specific missions."}
+{"text":"Dragon is the strongest and Wolf is the weakest now."}
+{"text":"Game is too hard to get a proper multiplayer following outside of Russia and South East Asia There are like 3 players who know how to play the game good"}
+{"text":"My unit tier list for Zen Edition. Almost every ranged unit lost one entire rank from my original ranking, the ones who didn't already sucked in the original."}
+{"text":"They do look interesting, but I think I'll do Dale first. Trash-spam factions have never been my forte"}
+{"text":"I'm just impressed that they created their own engine to fix med2 jank"}
+{"text":"Was the Anduin update for DaC in v4 or v5, I remember being interested in that. V5 I think"}
+{"text":"They didn't create an engine, they inject shit in engine while it's running."}
+{"text":"It's not their own engine, it's a separate piece of software that interacts with the game. Still impressive."}
+{"text":"when balancing RTS should the dev focus on only the top players as they are fully capable of knowing the ins and outs of the game or should every player (or let's say every player with a certain amount of matches) be taken into consideration? personally i lean towards option 1 but I've witnessed plenty cases where the top 1% have a \"no fun allowed\" mindset and where they even abuse some rare bug that only they know how to (fairly) reliably trigger"}
+{"text":"BTFOd so hard the only answer you had was \"nuh huh, you are the one who doesn't understand BAR builds!\" Sad, really, but not at all surprising considering your stance void ofany truth. :)"}
+{"text":"nobody 45h laters why are barbois such insufferable seethers."}
+{"text":"they should pick a demographic and stick with it. any attempts to please both are futile because they are mutually exclusive and contradictory. set expectations appropriately via marketing. simple."}
+{"text":"Make something fun Stop this compfag bullshit What good is a game if only six greasy discord moderators are the only ones who play it? You can worry about balancing later, arguably, imbalanced games get MORE attention because people love exploiting broken shit."}
+{"text":"Balance it for people who've learned the game's fundamentals and hit an acceptable skill floor, then make minor adjustments to keep high-level games playable."}
+{"text":"want to download a mod for Empire Total War every single overhaul is filled with pseud retards that incorrectly remove grenades \"BECUZ GRENADIERS DINT USE DEM ANYMO\" despite being objectively wrong due to written treatises and archeological evidence Why do retards with zero historical credentials feel the need to pretend to be authorities on historical matters when making mods? Just make the damn game fun, you fucking hack frauds."}
+{"text":"Stainless Steel cavalry is just running through lines of infantry as if it was nothing, with horses and rides being downride suicidal somehow this is supposed to be accurate"}
+{"text":"Same problem with Darthmod. Cavalry is stupidly powerful, despite primarily being used to run down broken units and skirmishers IRL. Charging into lines of musket infantry, at-the-ready, with bayonets, 3 lines deep full of 800 men was fucking suicidal retardery."}
+{"text":"excitedly wait for the release of Ancient Empires mod for Attila Rome 2 start positions in the improved Attila campaign would be kino mod releases devs made a fucking retarded economy where the entire roman starting economy can afford, at most, one building a turn your main stack spawns right next to carthage, you're forced into punic war right away Shit sucked so bad, and it also fell for the \"battles should always be 40 minutes\" meme so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof"}
+{"text":"and it also fell for the \"battles should always be 40 minutes\" meme so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof Ah, nice to see that they did the same shit that makes DEI mod for Rome 2 unplayable"}
+{"text":"so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof Infantry having infinite morale was the actual worst aspect of Rome 2 and the one thing that Attila fixed. Unless it's a super elite unit getting charged down by cavalry from behind while fighting with another infantry unit should break morale extremely quickly."}
+{"text":"Atilla bros..."}
+{"text":"Shogun 2 For years the Steam copy didn't have Japanese but recently they updated it and added Japanese for Japanese Steam users, but for some reason they never added it for people outside Japan. That is the one thing I want them to add to any of the old titles. Insane that you can't play Shogun 2 in Japanese despite the translation existing. Spike Chunsoft added Japanese to Way of the Samurai 3 and 4 on Steam this year, so there is precedent."}
+{"text":"Meds 3 is already forgotten the last thread about it died while the other one was only kept alive by two retards fighting Not a single word from CA in three weeks Not one, even after they brag that their \"early pre-production\" doesn't actually mean that, and they actually have playable builds of sieges, and they show none. This \"game\" is DOA"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"revisit old titles to fix them Leave Shogun 2 alone. CA you incompetent fucks, last time you patched the game to remove the chat you fucked up the mods for a month."}
+{"text":"Also, is it there a mod for CK2 that makes the AI an actual Artificial INTELLIGENCE?"}
+{"text":"THe only RPG the player can do is to choose between 2 repetitive options through all the campaign, and those options are pure hellish spam. what game are you talking about? i'm not trying to shitpost. what i was trying to say is the concept of stress forcing the player into roleplaying according to his character's traits is a good concept. regardless of how well it's implemented in ck3."}
+{"text":"I was playing CK2, I get the notification spam because I'm forced to put the game in ultra-speed to see SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPENING. The only RPG that I get is when a notification makes me choose between the same options again and again and again..."}
+{"text":"i guess i'm starting to understand you. you're talking about the OP topic rather than my own post. the AI goes off relations, claims and traits unlike the player that does things for gain regardless of those things. maybe you don't have a vassal with claims that you can press because you're weak or because you play meta and land nobodies for easier control whereas i always land family members and try to keep famous/big dynasties alive. maybe you don't play at risky border areas where your liege can be defeated so you don't end up with a muslim liege. maybe you're too big to antagonize so the AI feels it will get stomped if it tries to start shit with you. ck2 shines when starting as a single county count at the border with muslims. those are the most fun campaigns i've ever experienced."}
+{"text":"you're talking about the OP topic rather than my own post. I'm OP, I didn't get your post, that's why I was trying to explain mine. Also, I tried all of those that you mentionated, I felt bored in all of them."}
+{"text":"I tried all of those that you mentionated, I felt bored in all of them. it seems you've become Crusader Kings™ i can agree that the games are too shallow and they resort to purposefully antagonizing the player by setting up shitty odds and events so their replay value is low for someone who has fun by organic gameplay."}
+{"text":"I am making a game suspiciously resembling EU4, what realism features, mechanics and other misc things did you feel Eu4 lacked? Making a list to take note of."}
+{"text":"what realism features None. Realismfags are the worst game designers by far, as they apply extremely limited and misguided perception of \"realism\" to selective elements of the game that are usually their hobby matter, and then the game sucks due to having disjoined mess of mechanics. Design a functional game, first and foremost. Striving for its realism is wasting everyone's time, for it's going to be still a limited simulation."}
+{"text":"t."}
+{"text":"Peasants moods. If they aren't entertained/culled by war/distracted they go full retard at some point. Noble incest Legitimacy vs breeding pure retards. Also if your ruler exceeds a certain inbred percentage he might just randomly do the most retarded shit ever. Cultural inclinations The French like the finer things in life, the Germans want to be productive, the Swiss want to be neutral, the Dutch want profits etc."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Corruption and female leaders in bikini armor."}
+{"text":"Better mechanics around holding straits."}
+{"text":"What's the /vst/ verdict on Old World? Is it worth picking up? Is the Paradox-like slew of DLC good?"}
+{"text":"works on my machine."}
+{"text":"It's okay/10. it's neither in depth nor simple enough to really feel satisfying in either way. it kinda just exists. it has some neat ideas they don't do enough with."}
+{"text":"Very neat game, harder to say if it's your kind of fun. It's going for a less sandbox experience than Civ, which is both better and worse. On the one hand, decisions matter and you're constantly balancing things. On the other, you're often squeezed into particular answers or priorities. 4X games need some sort of chaos factor to keep things fresh and interesting That's supposed to be what characters are for, but it's not enough to skew the actual game state. You're never going to get a bad ruler and collapse or start winning a war because an enemy general dies."}
+{"text":"more like bore world. it's boring af"}
+{"text":"feels like trying to force a square peg into a round hole. the whole game is designed around these weird contraptions to fix problems that didn't need fixing. obsession with killing the doomstack and preventing city carpets, but the solution is just layers of arbitrary board game logic: limit movement with an orders currency force cities onto pre-determined nodes limit expansion with family seats it feels artificial. you look at something like Master of Orion, and they solved the stack/sprawl issue in a way that feels organic. you didn't need a global mana pool just to tell a scout to walk over a hill. the reality is that people play Civ-likes specifically to go wide. the monkey brain wants to paint the map. we want to push massive stacks around and hear the units go cling cling against the enemy it's not a bad game. actually, if you want to play a space 4x (heavy on abstraction, characters, and events) but want it to look like Rome, it's perfect, a space 4x disguised in a toga. but the whole theorycrafting crap rubs me the wrong way, people talking about it like it's the second coming of sliced bread"}
+{"text":"What are some citybuilders with military? I love stuff like the impressions games because you get to build a city and then fight inside of it. Just citybuilding by itself is boring."}
+{"text":"Wait that fucking exists??"}
+{"text":"insecure samefag And now buy my game chud"}
+{"text":"Tropico series"}
+{"text":"What are some citybuilders with military?"}
+{"text":"songs of syx"}
+{"text":"Supposedly under development Type of warfare that hasn`t been tried in TW format. Ranged and melee still suck and are broken Units get stuck on everything and charges break down. Dumbed down campaings compared to historical total war which is already dumbed compared to any 4x Battles are dumbed down with SE stacking Will have to compete with DOW IV Last DLC for their cash cow was a 12 months ago Does CA want SEGA to boot them out?"}
+{"text":"NTA but the one thing I'd like to change about WH40k lore is to add at least one zero behind the SM chapter numbers. 1000 is just way too low."}
+{"text":"Mark my words this game will be the Last Jedi of the Total War series"}
+{"text":"Primarchs celebrated by a lot of people sure, primaris wasn't eaten up but people put up with it everybody hated femcustodes"}
+{"text":"They are interchangeable"}
+{"text":"can`t didn`t Those aren't apostrophes, shit skin."}
+{"text":"Are you sticking with 26 or going back to FM24?"}
+{"text":"I know what the Italians were saying after that. And it starts with n!"}
+{"text":"A whole 454 more seats. 'Ndrangheta???"}
+{"text":"I do wonder how the match engine simulates this."}
+{"text":"claps himself"}
+{"text":"So... 40K TW is confirmed. How shit will it be?"}
+{"text":"kabrok is so lucky, bros"}
+{"text":"Don't you guys have phones?"}
+{"text":"Would it make more sense if SM and Guard would be one faction and SM stuff would be just higher tier units?"}
+{"text":"If they absolutely had to have it on console couldn't they at least have made it switch 2 only so there would be a guarantee of the player having a mouse even if not a keyboard"}
+{"text":"few units cards cards themself are big battlemap that looks tiny as fuck accurate to the source. 40k has always been the dumbed down version of warhammer"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy Tactics, Tactics Ogre, and any derivatives in this thread! The Final Fantasy Tactics remaster is out, as well as the Tactics Ogre remaster. Also shilling the excellent One Vision mod for the PSP version of Tactics Ogre, which rivals and even exceeds the Reborn remaster, depending on taste."}
+{"text":"I would do that stuff as soon as possible, but the actual window would be after the Brigantys fight but before the Quadriga one. I haven't replayed Reborn, so I don't know if they changed any of that."}
+{"text":"Should always have two saves. SNES TO is a terrible version because you're forced to do those mock battles for exp."}
+{"text":"Yeah I dropped it and switched over to One Vision because screw throwing stones for an hour to progress. Probably the most unwieldy leveling system I've ever seen"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Steam version?"}
+{"text":"Yeah I think that's the best one. You can also use some emulator cheats to preserve the character level when changing classes so they don't go down to level 1."}
+{"text":"Greetings. I am looking for strategy games, preferably grand strategy, that will help hone my political abilities and train me for my future career in politics. I am looking for accurate simulations that allow access to all policies, do not enforce socialism as the default winning strategy (all Paradox games are excluded here), and do not have alt history rubbish like Latvia forming the Kurgan Empire or whatever. Just pure strategy, that will sort strong politics from weak. Thank you for your suggestions."}
+{"text":"play multiplayer idiot"}
+{"text":"EVE online."}
+{"text":"I want exactly the opposite Tell me everything I need to read, train, exercise, practice, participate, get into, whatever; to maximise my gains in strategy, politics, diplomacy, war, management, economy, etc. I want to learn and be capable in everything RTS, grand strategy, 4x, etc. says they emulate and improve, but not play the games ever again. Just reading won't cut it. You need to train your brain to solve stuff and get through shit while keeping enemies down."}
+{"text":"wants out"}
+{"text":"Diplomacy is a good one. Based on trust and building rapport with other players to achieve victory."}
+{"text":"You guys think this game is gonna be an FF6 style game with an ensemble cast or will it continue the Fire Emblem tradition of being shackled to decades long tropes?"}
+{"text":"Same, honestly sick of every character can be every class I want the village archer to only be a sniper or bow knight"}
+{"text":"I had a Three Houses dream last night. Which is odd, I haven't thought about Three Houses much lately at all, so I'm posting it here before I forget it all. It's sappy fanfic nonsense, though, so sorry about that. Dimitri and Edelgard are sharing a quiet moment alone during that mid-part-1 party I forget the context of. Out on a bench in the middle of the night. I think there was some shenanigans to get them there, there'd have to be, but they're there now so whatever. Edelgard's cagey and stand-offish, while Dimitri's trying to make small talk and pretend he's a normal person, as you do. He brings up their time as kids, brings up the dagger, and Edelgard get's that AM realization now instead. It devastates her. Turning towards him in completely unguarded shock, then turning away in blatant misery. Emotional mask got shook hard. ...why? Why does it have to be you? Why do I only learn this now, when...when it's too late. It's far too late...too cruel...this is too cruel... Dimitri, still pretending to be a good boy, reaches for her haaaand and takes it, which shocks her all over again. Calls her El, asks if she wants to talk about it. Kinda tripping into all the flags. After a long moment she admits she does, but can't. It'd be too dangerous, they could become enemies on the spot. Her face is hidden, that camera trick where a character's bangs hide their expression, but she's clenching her teeth, squeezing her eyes shut, inner conflict apparent. Dimitri leans down and sneaks a peek and recognizes exactly what this is, trying to hold in and cover up deep emotional trauma. There's a shot of some rusty, grime-covered gears shifting a bit and turning a little. He makes some pledge that he won't just attack her or something, no matter what it is, it was pretty vague. Squeezes that hand. And against all her better judgement, Edelgard agrees and starts talking."}
+{"text":"Infuriatingly, that's about where I started to wake up and things got all disjointed. I know she tells him she's the Flame Emperor, which starts to make him flare up, but she quickly explains that it's an identity many people have used and she wasn't involved with Duscar. Throws in some promise that she's going to make those responsible for that pay, which calms him down. She explains what happened after they parted ways as kids, the experiments and deaths and the mysterious group running the empire, but that was even vaguer. There was some implication that Byleth had a hand in setting this meeting up, but that's almost certainly related to my own head-canon so whatever. And I fucking woke up before she got to the real good shit and about how she's about to start a war. I wonder if this could have worked out? Is this the route to a better ending? Probably not, it's definitely out of character, but...I dunno, maybe? Through the power of anime ham and questionable 3Hs writing? Maybe. I'll settle for maybe."}
+{"text":"Honestly this first part if you cleaned up the timeline could be a nice one shot fanfic on AO3."}
+{"text":"I could see it. I'd read it. Hell, I'd write it if I was better. I do occasionally write little greentext shit, as you can probably tell from having dreams like this, but I don't have the confidence in my Three Houses chops to actually write a fanfic. I'm a big proponent that things in Three Houses could have played out a lot better for all involved with just a few minor difference, even just in part 1's timeframe. A conversation here, some understanding there, if only these kids had opened up to each other just a little more. It's the big tragedy of the whole game; it didn't have to be this way."}
+{"text":"just finished a round of Alpha Centauri. seems as good an excuse as any to create a thread about it It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people! - Chairman Sheng-ji Yang"}
+{"text":"None of the faction leaders are 'good', none of them are 'evil'. Morgan isn't libertarian, he is capitalism incarnate. He doesn't want a 'free market', he wants a capitalistic monopoly with his company at the top. There is a reason why he is both an African diamond miner and has a bunch of Bill Gates Microsoft references. None of the above makes him 'evil', he's just what all the other faction leaders are - each ideology taken to their logical extreme without malice."}
+{"text":"bill gates not evil I mean..."}
+{"text":"I never said Bill Gates wasn't evil, I said Morgan wasn't. Morgan, like everyone else, is an idealist. An Andrew Ryan sort of guy. \"I have a big huge monopoly and you don't because I'm the best, be better than me :^)\" And apparently this does happen in the quotes storyline at some point, Morgan disappears from the narrative."}
+{"text":"No, man. I agree completely that shoehorning current politics or moralities in smac is beyond retarded."}
+{"text":"just read a script for a short movie that has about 1/20 chance of getting made. it's about humans sending a ship from one star system to another, with the twist being that they're going *to* Earth. if it gets picked I'm going to try and put SMAC references in it"}
+{"text":"The great debate"}
+{"text":"Pharaoh is a straight upgrade in every way."}
+{"text":"Pharaoh had a lot of crap mechanics, I didn't have the patience to put up with them the last time I tried replaying the game. The newer games are just way too convenient to go back. I hear the QoL mod for Caesar III completely eliminates any difficulty in managing your cities, actually."}
+{"text":"I like both of them but the right answer is Caesar 3 + the Augustus mod. If you are a fan of the series you have to give Augustus a try. There are a lot of new settings and features like roadblocks to customize the experience. Also resizable window. The latest updates add new buildings for the late game which look and feel just like the original. Tbh the mod is an impressive work and it preserves its peak '90s aesthetic. If you're interested, the GamerZakh YT channel made several playthroughs."}
+{"text":"And yet here we are. Me, bloated and happy, sipping wine your wife poured, eating the bread from the wheat your kids grew and you mumbling something about annual inundation and market alignments before the lions come in. Face it Phara, you had your chance and blew it."}
+{"text":"not julius Disgusting."}
+{"text":"Diplomacy update public beta out NOW"}
+{"text":"Most missions are stupid bullshit. Even within a particular type you need to know what to look for. Consult a guide on missions. Ships are bought from wharfs (S/M) and shipyards (L/XL). You can right click and order ship or land and go to the ship dealer. Comments about which ship are rife with personal preference and you probably won't know yours until you try stuff. Just know different factions lean to different tradeoffs and what the classes are, then pick something. You can refer to sortable data sheets if you know a specific stat that you want to optimize (e.g. strafe acceleration on a fighter to dodge incoming fire). If you can't pretty quickly work out what missions you can do, you might want to just steal a medium miner (or do a start with assets to trade for one). Guides on that are readily available, the less forthcoming part is to target a ship in a system not owned by an ally so that there is no police response - a neutral system or ship in hostile space."}
+{"text":"Missions won't guide you to the objective if you don't know where the objective is. With a mission active you can comm friendly pilots and ask them how to get to X system. I generally start doing data leak repairs, satellite deployment, taxi service as long as it's station to station, mine removal; then buy a hand laser and start taking salvage missions. They're slower than they once were but still the fastest easiest way to make money if you find the ones with big payouts. Deliver food or construction materials are good too once you have a ship with a decent cargo hold."}
+{"text":"I got started with a 300k lockbox mission among a few others. Dunno why the payout on that was so high, though it did seem buggy on me and took a good while. I opened a few that weren't the objective (including learning that mined lockboxes are a thing - didn't even see any explosion, just spooky music and then game over several seconds later) and after a while the giant search sphere suddenly changed to a much smaller one a ways above the ecliptic plane."}
+{"text":"It used to be that you'd just pop off a scan and if the lockboxes were anywhere within range they'd be pinpointed. Now you just need to be reasonably close to the correct one for the scan to pinpoint it."}
+{"text":"My recollection is that I grabbed a lockbox a ways below where the correct one turned out to be, looked at the search sphere and headed for a lockbox on the opposite side, found that it was too far, opened the map again and then saw a new smaller sphere for the correct location. So still fucky in some way."}
+{"text":"Is it worth it to start with rts games in 2026? Never played one before."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you'll find out after 50 or so more of these shit threads."}
+{"text":"kys zoomer"}
+{"text":"Watcha playan listnan unit favan For me it's the RA allied campaign, TD's Depth Charge and I love the artillery, I just think it's neat."}
+{"text":"I have played CC1 and RA1 recently, had some fun and started Tiberian Sun but the GDI campaign is such a dogshit miserable experience. Half of the missions are some stealth bullshit. Maps are enormous but unit sight range is 10cm. 30m timers that last only 10min. Artillery everywhere that can snipe you from across the map and invisble enemy bases. Now I'm at Destroy Prototype Facility mission but air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this."}
+{"text":"I think many of the stealth missions are optional, but yes, they're bullshit if you expect to complete them on the first try even if you know how the mission goes. air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this I'm a hover MLRS enjoyer. Honestly I feel like they're really slept on. The mobility is great for micro and many missions are designed so that water is the enemy's weakness. The missions I dislike are the ones where Nod has a missile silo as super weapons can make the ground unbuildable if you don't make a concrete foundation."}
+{"text":"Just finished GDI campaign. Played only for the story but in the end I barely understood it because of the bad audio and lack of subtitles. It was also such a pain in the ass searching for every unit and having to destroy every building, even the electric fences, for missions to end. At least in previous games when the AI couldn't do anything anymore it sold everything and rushed your base so it was easier to clean up."}
+{"text":"they'll wipe out anything Lol? A couple of grizzly's Rhinno's would mop the floor with them. Now I'm at Destroy Prototype Facility mission but air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this. Let me guess. NOD Harpys just murder the fuck out of Umagon as soon as you get close to the main enemy base? The best strat is to capture the sub-terrain APC stationed in a small nod outpost, and then fleeing in it as soon as you discover the prototype facility (You will have to use your regular Mutant troopers as cannon fodder to reveal Banshee fighters). Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"The missions I dislike are the ones where Nod has a missile silo as super weapons can make the ground unbuildable if you don't make a concrete foundation Sooo... only a final mission. Because in other 2 missions with super weapons NOD only has a chemical missile."}
+{"text":"How do I acquire proficiency?"}
+{"text":"the answer is grenades and grenade launchers"}
+{"text":"I never played 1 but have played 2 a bunch, great game"}
+{"text":"mandatory:"}
+{"text":"Is he okay"}
+{"text":"mine dude got a bit concussed but otherwise fine"}
+{"text":"What's the current state of Command Modern Operations?"}
+{"text":"no idea, last time I played it was back in 2017 and I thought the A.I was a mixed bag since it didn't react to losses at all. You'd sink a carrier in carrier task force and the task force would still keep sailing on the same path. But on the other hand it does submarine hunting really well, submarine and aircraft A.I are decent. Since the game models the entire planet, all terrains are 1:1 match to real life, no weird ass stretched terrain features like in other games that just uses a flat map like in War on the Sea or Sea Power."}
+{"text":"Dirty shameless self bump. This is really fucking cool anon, is blender easy to learn? The idea of being able to 3d print and then paint a model boat of one's own creation seem rad."}
+{"text":"Yes and  yes. Naval art is fun, but I personally find blender a bit easier. Of course, naval art has a built in function to export .obj files, so that's neat. Though, I don't know how optimized they are for printing right off the file. Plus, there's nearly every gun ever made on the workshop, so you can get some wild builds going."}
+{"text":"Best city builder in your opinion? Cities: Skylines Shitties of them all in my opinion. In this one you have shit like 16 people living in a skyscraper and you can't even build realistic sized cities. The traffic simulation is supposed to be good but its nonsensical (drivers are incapable of changing lanes, the game puts pedestrian crossings through roundabouts etc.). Cities: Skylines 2 Not even top tier computers can run this past a certain city size. Simcity 4 You can build massive cities in it. Its a shame that the game was designed to build american style cities though (no mixed zones, no public housing, etc.). Game runs like shit too because of its old engine. Citystate 2 This is the best one in my opinion. Economics makes sense and you have neat details like poor people building slums if you can't fill their housing demand either through making enough housing zones or building public housing units. There is also an entire legislation system that allows you to make anything between a communist hellhole and an anarcho-capitalist dystopia. I wish the game was moddable though."}
+{"text":"Oh sorry. The construction mechanics of the game are where it truly shines. If you're on realistic mode every single thing needs to be built with resources and labor. You can deliver machines to job sites to increase efficiency but you will need some kind of supply and distribution set up to get everything to work. It's the only modern city builder that let's you actually build your city piece by piece. Sim city for example, you select airport and click. Boom you have an airport"}
+{"text":"There are plenty of other colony builders like Banished There is only Banished and \"Banished killers\" which flop"}
+{"text":"you select airport and click. Boom you have an airport I’m a (non-civil) engineer, isn’t this how it works? I thought it worked like this."}
+{"text":"out of the loop, what game is this?"}
+{"text":"Its more of a colony builder since the transportation options are so limited and the population is so low."}
+{"text":"still no access to panzer strike beta"}
+{"text":"I just hope they will listen to the right about what to improve."}
+{"text":"the right what? TELL ME"}
+{"text":"Teehee forgot a word there ;^) \"people\" I meant"}
+{"text":"are there any similar projects that are not abandoned?"}
+{"text":"Let's have a chat about games you personally hate to like but still do. Also dune bread I guess."}
+{"text":"Vernius hands down. Unless you're fucked in the first 10 minutes you can do whatever the fuck you want while saying no fun allowed."}
+{"text":"Harkkonen since they seem to have the most bully potential."}
+{"text":"I like most of the factions: Atraides: powerful economy and units, you can annex good regions w/o connecting them, while having quick airfield network. Harkonnen: oppresion gives economic power on par to atreides, while also giving extra stuff killing off rebels, you can sustain attrition warfare as you get stuff by losing units. Corrino: you're rewarded by developing flower around your bases. giving other factions sardaukars to fight wars for you is extra thematic. factions I'm undecided about. Smugglers. late game economy seems to be stronger than atreides or harkonnen, but all out war is not theire strong suit as they cant fight prolonged wars as good as atreides/harkonnen/corrino. also fighting means you're losing your underground installations, which can be major setback to your economy. Fremen: on paper they are good at fighting, moreso than other factions, but in practice, you just don't have that late game economy engine to feed endless warfare. Factions I dont have much experiences with. Ecaz: i dunno. they seem like corrino as in you have constant RNG regarding your starting tiles. Vernius/Ixians: they look cool, but i haven't played as much as them. they seem to have knowledge advantage."}
+{"text":"Problem with artds is they can't pillage, and that's a lot of potential cash not available. Hark armies are fantastic - until they're not, same as economy. If you can punish their armies basically killing themselves and if you're say a smuggler and completely fuck their militia so they lose to rebels or at least don't produce as much while getting zero effort cash from their armies, and rebels dying... Yeah. Corrino was nerfed from God-tier to meh. Smugglers meanwhile get to snowball like no one else while their armies are only vulnerable to melee rushes by say fremen. Vernius is all-round broken as long as you don't stand inside EMP."}
+{"text":"we want the Arcane audience"}
+{"text":"I'm currently playing Earth 2140 on NORMAL and holy fuck. I'm 20 hours in and haven't finished the UCS campaign yet. Granted, some missions were harder than needed because I didn't realize you could call in reinforcements on some maps, BUT Maps are a grind and sometimes come down to who runs out of resources first I'm convinced the Devs are downright evil. They know the pathfinding for UCS mechs sucks, and the maps are a combination of chokepoints, cliffs, and destroyable terain you have to manually target. UCS air sucks so you have to grind them down with mechs all the time if you don't have the SHADOW vehicle that gives stealth to your mechs One of the Scandinavia missions has you approach an enemy base from two sides with a 1 tile chokepoint on each sides. Your mechs stack up and die really easily. The UCS navy sucks, and you don't have air in that mission forcing you to grind them down wave by wave hoping to snipe some of their important buildings Many missions start you in the middle between multiple enemy bases and they assault you immediately. Constant raids by enemy air and land transports full of infantry that capture your buildings and blow them up. Also, if the objective is to capture a building and you take it, they'll actively try to retake it and blow it up, failing the mission for you. Scripted attacks all over the place This truly was a time when devs didn't give a fuck. I've heard that the Warcraft 2 expansion is hard but I haven't played it. Recommend some ball busting campaigns"}
+{"text":"I couldn't beat Tzar: The Burden of the Crown's campaign as a child, retried it as adult and still got my ass kicked. I wonder if anybody actually beat that game without cheese."}
+{"text":"Sudden Strike and especially Forever were a constant stream of FUCK YOU if you weren't playing West Allies."}
+{"text":"and then suddenly getting swarmed in some expansion mission because I didn't prioritize defence. in BTDP it's better to just be insanely aggressive, that way you don't need to defend. you can beat most maps by kicking the AI's ass before it gets set up."}
+{"text":"Game"}
+{"text":"Post screens faggot"}
+{"text":"Germany is fucked. I had hoped they would run through France, but France has been on a war footing for nearly 3 years while Germany has not. Plus Germany never got Austria because I wiped out Austria before the Anschluss event could fire. So we got France snailing their way into the southern half of Germany while I causally crawl my way towards Berlin. Yeah, very disappointing. No. I cant be fucked. Just imagine the world map getting painted pink other than France and all the starting puppets."}
+{"text":"Okay so Germany crumpled like wet toilet paper under the mighty onslaught of my armies. I have every worthwhile strategic bonus available. Bit fucking annoying though the way puppets suddenly pop back into existence once their original masters are fully annexed. Like Manchuria. It messes up the global color scheme. So now its only me, France, and Russia ( and the unavoidable puppets ) But its still only late 1939 and the civilian nuclear technology is being held back by the ahead of time malus. Still a long way off producing nukes. Just invade Russia for fuck's sake No, I want to nuke them, then just taking Leningrad should be enough to force a surrender. Ezy pezy, no hassle, no fuss, no grinding out the last advances towards distant victory points."}
+{"text":"Just saw this thread is over half a year old with less than 20 posts, four of which are mine made in the last few days, lol. I'm out, bye! Protip to OP, if you want people to engage with your thread at least have something intelligent to say."}
+{"text":"You play at 2x or 3x speed nigga, it's manageable"}
+{"text":"so now that modders fixed the remaster, what's your excuse for not playing it?"}
+{"text":"does remaster have the copypaste feature of the ceasar 3 fan mod?"}
+{"text":"what's your excuse for not playing it? I have the original with a resolution fix. Also, how the FUCK do you beat Meidum?"}
+{"text":"Um actually Satan, the Pyramids were built with seasonally unemployed farmers who needed something to do during the flood of the Nile. You would know this if you played the game."}
+{"text":"what's your excuse for not playing it? It's boring"}
+{"text":"(heiled) They were browns so it's fine."}
+{"text":"Paradox can't help themselves. eu5 is done."}
+{"text":"here"}
+{"text":"(((Paradox)))"}
+{"text":"Top Sodding Kek, these bountiful (You)s invigorate me! I am ready to strike out at the paratroon menace and make all shills rue the day! My cup runneth over! KEK!! KEEEKKK!!! KEEEEEEKKKK!!!!"}
+{"text":"Robbie died of colorectal cancer in 2017. You have to let him go...."}
+{"text":"Why else would the Charlie Kirk's assassin would spend over 4k hours in HoI4 instead of playing at least a dozen more gay furry VNs?"}
+{"text":"All guides i find online write that Darth Vader is one man army super unit that can take planets in ground battle at his lonesome, but i found him to be too underwhelming. what he is great blaster magnet and that's it. Emperor is kinda weak as well. Jedi hero on other hand are all fucking OP as hell. Kenobi can auto heal, is tanky as hell, way more tankier than vader anyway, Luke is very fast and you can turn invisible and run away if he's low on HP, and yoda IIRC can auto heal as well. General Veers is Empire's MVP of ground combat. he can spam units and his range is almost like artillery unit. and how you use Boba Fett in ground combat? his jetpack is good if you need to run away, but other than his flamethrower, he's just bit tankier stormtrooper (against anything other than infantry, he's useless)"}
+{"text":"Yes it is you dumb fuck. You want to be able to lose multiple heroes who are part of a commando unit whenever you like without consequences. If you want mods more suited for babies and retards, Remake and Republic at War are right there."}
+{"text":"You want to be able to lose multiple heroes who are part of a commando unit whenever you like without consequences this is also not what I said. You fucking faggot, you just LOVE putting things in my mouth that don't belong there. All I want is RESPAWNING heroes after a LONG time just like in vanilla EaW. Nothing more, nothing less. But you just have to create a whole story in your head that isn't even remotely true just because your skin is the color of shit. That's why you deserve to go back where you came from. Because in the civilized world, we don't just *assume* the other person is a dumb fucking nigger like yourself"}
+{"text":"All I want is RESPAWNING heroes after a LONG time just like in vanilla EaW. So you want to be able to lose your heroes with no consequences. Like I said originally. Alright retard."}
+{"text":"I wanz commando units to spawn all of their heroes until the entire squad dies"}
+{"text":"There's no way to make them respawn individually in a company like that without having hero respawns turned on in general unless you make the whole company a LUA dummy and have it refresh unless they're all killed."}
+{"text":"shittiest faction in gameplay by far weren't they the best pre-dlc faction?"}
+{"text":"trees are perfect for highlighting the player/AI divid: force peace is an iwin button against AI, but nearly useless against players. You depend so heavily on peace (bonus approval, bonus ship damage, bonus sci/dust once you research mantle) so a human will simply declare war to prevent your bonuses. Getting good output from riftborn requires a little tedious busywork. You want to use a shit system to constantly make bots and then ship them to your real systems. After a certain point on your real systems it's no longer worth making pops there due to increasing costs. Since you're constantly moving pops away from the baby factory worlds, the cost stays low. This also means you want to colonize a lot of systems since you're going to have these dedicated botfarms in addition to your real production planets. Fortunately Riftborn are great at colonizing a ton of planets early on because the colonies don't need to drain food from existing systems like it would for other factions. Also, the bonus approval on sterile worlds makes it very easy to cancel out approval penalties for overcolonizing. You want to make a ton of colonizers early and grab a lot of systems quickly. While you can grab worlds quickly, it does become harder to support/protect them later because your ships are naturally slower than every other faction, so you want to do it early while militaries are weak. It's ultimately kinda tedious constantly shipping the bots around to build up your worlds, but you'll have insane production this way."}
+{"text":"Don't you have ways to prevent real players to go to war with you? It does cost influence after all."}
+{"text":"Why are the AI so strong specifically on riftborn at higher difficulties? Pretty consistently they will have wiped out 2 factions on their own even if I never run into them."}
+{"text":"If they want to declare war and have the influence, they can. It costs more to declare war from a state of peace or alliance compared to if you were at cold war. Unfallen generates influence faster than most factions early on (think it's only nakalim who can generate more outside of someone getting lucky with a unique planet that gives bonus influence), and starting turn 2 you'll have the law that reduces the cost of diplomatic actions beginning to stack up, so you can get your peace agreements going. The issue is that you can always declare war on someone from peace, but once you're at war you can't force peace anymore. It doesn't matter how much influence you generate at that point as the other guy just needs to generate enough for that one war declaration. There IS a condition of forced truce in war, but it requires a certain amount of time to pass and one faction has to be absolutely kicking the shit out of the other for it to be possible. Doesn't matter who's dominating who, just requires one side to be dominating and then either can force the truce. Force truce can be blocked with sufficient influence, but it's extremely expensive. As long as you don't fight the unfallen directly you can just sit at war with them and they have no way out of it. I don't know if this is still the case cause I haven't played the version with the patched AI yet, but the way it worked before was AI attempts to rapidly take colonies with no regard for anything else until it hits the colonization limit, and then it sits on those territories and doesn't expand. For most factions this kinda sucks because it forces your single home system to provide food to all of those colonies, so your population takes forever to start growing and your output gets crippled. Riftborn don't use food to grow their population, and they don't use food for their colonies either. This makes the usual AI pattern accidently match exactly what you want to be doing with riftborn naturally."}
+{"text":"Just played through the Songs of Conquest campaigns. Hero progress carries over between missions which is nothing unusual, but also between campaigns when you're fighting the guys you controlled in a previous campaign. Silverlink still had all of the resource generating Glimmerweave items I stacked on her in the previous campaign. I imagine you could make things a lot easier/harder in later campaigns depending on how you leveled and itemized your heroes."}
+{"text":"I see a very washed out color pallete that blends everything together into a very brown mass. Putting aside the obvious associations with brown I generally find the excessive post-processing very ugly."}
+{"text":"I see a very washed out color pallete Yeah that's fair, like homm2 looks great and is much more saturated, this is closer to homm3 but not quite as washed out as that."}
+{"text":"...so all you're really doing is encouraging players to gimp their builds before the campaign ending. Genius game design. No wonder nobody wants it"}
+{"text":"It's a minor flavor thing that doesn't affect the campaign much at all. Why does it trigger you so much if you haven't even played the game?"}
+{"text":"a minor flavor thing playing against your own minmax'd build is the furthest thing from a \"minor flavor thing\" a \"minor flavor thing\" would be the character saying huh you seem familiar... not literally putting your own build against you, you dumb fucking nigger"}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever play this game? Never see any threads on it but its always been one of my favorites. The CTW campaigns are incredible, immersive and all the nations pretty well balanced (fuck the mayans though). Despite a few things that could be improved it still holds up well to this day. The soundrack is also just pure soul from the very early 2000s. Was it just not that popular or am I one of the few who actually liked it?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to see something like pic rel in a RoN2 that will never happen."}
+{"text":"mokcup"}
+{"text":"Really depends what you're looking for Both EE and AoE have way better campaigns RON has the best QoL features by far but AoE is simple enough that the relative lack of automatic actions isn't THAT bad. EE has the best sense of scale and of the three has the most epic feeling large maps with pretty high popcap for its time. RON has best soundtrack (see the rest of this thread) but EE has best sound direction (early attempt at dynamic background music, distinctive sounds for all attacks, death shouts, voice lines for all hero units, etc.) RON has the most in-depth economy / city building. Also, the combination of territory following cities and attrition damages removes a lot of the tedium of cleanup operations when capturing enemy territory (though some may argue it makes it too expensive to attack in the early- and midgame). Back then I liked EE the most but it is WAY more jank than the other two in a lot of ways. At the time the jank was cool and endearing but it's more noticeable now."}
+{"text":"Is there any mods worth playing?"}
+{"text":"Who owns the rights? Microsoft? Weird they haven't done anything with this IP. So many civilization clones coming out you'd think someone would make a new Rise of Nations. I like RoN but I wouldn't say it was better than Empire Earth, definitely not AoE. Its more like someone tried to merge Civilization with Age of Empires so you have borders built around influence like in Civilization. Just a basic sequel with some innovation would sell pretty good I imagine."}
+{"text":"no \"send all stockpile\" in lend lease Is this a me problem or does TFR remove this feature? Sending weapons to the Japs during the GAW is ass. Also a side question but will the next updates do anything with the Patriot Front? Specifically post-war. To my understanding the group is isolationist but given how fucked the world is in this timeline it could be argued that intervention in some of the wars is the correct choice. No, that was a lie they deleted the hre path for Germany because it ruined game balance and had no historical basis I never played that path but they have removed alt-his content. I do recall there being some drama around Qing content not being implemented as well though I do not know the details. They lost me when they made Hungary a puppet, that is so ugly and gay to look at and deal with."}
+{"text":"Did this artist ever get around to making a Patriot Front comic? I remember one panel with a soldier of theirs guarding a courthouse with a Nazi stormtrooper but I don't have it saved and I have no idea if that was intended to be followed up on.."}
+{"text":"but will the next updates do anything with the Patriot Front? You know it would be really funny if it turned out that PF is actually working for the Order/Purity/Capital. To tie it back to their irl fed accusations."}
+{"text":"It could also be interesting post-war content to have the remaining glowies fight a shadow war against the OIA."}
+{"text":"waiting for elder kings edition prev"}
+{"text":"There are reasons to play in India. Just off the top of my head: elephants (All Under Heaven gave that to other places, admittedly) wind furnaces are good paiks are pretty cost effective garuda warriors gives a unique court position become chakravarti gives whatever religion you are access to great holy wars they have a Silk Road market for free chinkovations They have as much (or more) content than playing in most other parts of the map that haven’t gotten a dlc aimed at them. Thats more of a failure on Paradox’s account than actual praise for Indian gameplay though."}
+{"text":"They have an interesting place in between the Muslim and East Asian world, sort of like how Eastern/Southern Europe starts are so fun since they’re between the Catholics, Byzantines and Muslims"}
+{"text":"They're doing a Holy Site/temple model creator pack (featuring that little place called Saint Peter's in Rome idk its not some pagan incest bit)"}
+{"text":"I feel like they may make a region DLC with caste mechanics and such either this year or the next. Pretty weird they don't use castes right now when CK2 had them."}
+{"text":"Empowering units is very important. It grants them a significant durability and offensive boost to the point that for those 5-10 seconds, you can more or less leave them to their business to boost somewhere else on the battlefield. I also need to warn you that you need to get the Shield of Ptolos during the Tower mission with the Orcs (You'll get the steam tank). This will make the final mission easier. As well, during the first undead mission where you protect the town, you need to burn a library to get a special item which gives a wizard +1 spell. Finally there is another item in the vampire level where you can give the wizard the wand of jet, which deducts spell cost by 1. Get those three items and the last two missions, by far the hardest in the game by a metric ton, become very feasible to win. Also be certain to get the banner of wrath too in the first mission protecting the steam tank. You get it from the orcs who come from the hill. If you fail to get it, restart. This applies to all of the above items."}
+{"text":"Empowering units is very important. It grants them a significant durability and offensive boost to the point that for those 5-10 seconds, you can more or less leave them to their business to boost somewhere else on the battlefield. Well damn. I hate all the busywork, but I can deal with it. It does make me wonder why it's even a thing. To my knowledge it isn't a translation of anything from tabletop, so did they just put it in worried that people would get bored given the pace of the game, or just a way to compensate for small errors in micro? And thanks for the tips; Shield of Ptolos usually comes up whenever people talk about Dark Omen. I had to redo the first undead mission because I missed the item there, though I realized buildings could be destroyed when a stray cannonball took down a farm. I was worried destroying them all would lead to a failstate, so I just left the last ones alone. Took me by surprise seeing the npc run out screaming as a he burned alive."}
+{"text":"I would wager they did it to give more interaction for the player but also to help in the fluctuating nature of the dice rolls taking place in the background, so there can be some sense of agency. At least in DO you can see visual feedback of it functioning. Took me by surprise seeing the npc run out screaming as a he burned alive. Grim. Still, let us know when you hit the Black Pyramid, it's tough. That or Mousillion, the second last mission."}
+{"text":"The world has been saved!"}
+{"text":"It's unfortunate that the Definitive Edition for Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War completely failed to address the biggest thing that's holding it back from unlocking its multiplayer potential. The lack of information transparency. The game tells you like 10% of the things you need to know to properly utilize your units. This unit has armor type (Heavy) Infantry and it's good against Infantry and/or Heavy Infantry. Majority of units in the game, but there's a huge difference in how and why they are effective against Infantry or Heavy Infantry. Then you get situations where you are clueless until you experience it, if you see then comparatively unique armor types like Commander or Daemonic, and even then it makes a big difference on what kind of unit is having this armor type. The most straightforward group is Vehicle armor type - most units that claim to be good against Vehicles are, in fact, good against the Vehicle armor type. But some of them are also great at ruining infantry compositions despite not being good against them, some are useless against infantry unless it's a small unit size squads... etc etc. I think it would've been much better if the game just straight up listed the weapons the units use and explained exactly how each weapon type generally works and what are the weapon's advantages and disadvantages. Like get rid off \"this unit is good against X\" and instead \"this unit has [weapon], which is effective against [armor type AND what quantity/quality we're talking about][+ any special ability of the unit's weapons]. And then, instead of blindly relying on vague \"good against\" tips, you can go down into the minutia/balance issues, how the Heavy Bolter for Space Marines is actually superior to Plasma Guns in 99% of cases because the Plasma Guns don't do enough damage in their niche, and their only real advantage is that you can fire them (very inaccurately) on the move, unlike Heavy Bolters which need to be set up. We need a Spirit of the Dawn."}
+{"text":"Post your replays, so we new girls can learn from high rank experts"}
+{"text":"last time I played was over a decade ago and the balance hasnt changed since then my dude. Not buying definitive because I dont support jews"}
+{"text":"I identify as a Dawn of War expert. watched all the youtube videos"}
+{"text":"It doesn't FUCKING WORK!!!!! paste into folder go into a generic map, task is still to annihilate get attacked by SM after I end my turn, only my HQ is on"}
+{"text":"I'm not familiar with Warhammer lore and I didn't look it up either, but Soulstorm gave me the feeling that the old ugly men in Sisters of Battle's unit repertoire get to spill their disgusting old seed all over the naked athletic bodies of Sisters of Battle, because the God-Emperor told them it's a good thing."}
+{"text":"cautiously optimistic this time also whats wrong with 3? was it really THAT shite?"}
+{"text":"please be good"}
+{"text":"I played the shit out of 2 as a kid. My mom did too."}
+{"text":"I want to see a somewhat-competitive multiplayer session play out."}
+{"text":"imagine selling some corpses illegally"}
+{"text":"Where's the fucking thief class?"}
+{"text":"'bout to download this to experience Dawn of War 4 beforehand. What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"Disappointment."}
+{"text":"Same devs. Same priorities. Same UI. Same engine. Same composer. Et cetera. Once DoW4 comes out Iron Harvest will be the game closest to it."}
+{"text":"A janky slog of a game that tried to incorporate too many concepts and succeeding in none of them."}
+{"text":"my dad works at ASDA Different universe. Different IP owner. Different autistic truth police GW tard handler. Different gameplay mechanics. Different cover mechanics. Different vehicle mechanics. Different terrain and environment. It'll be the same as Iron Harvest in the sense that they are both RTS games and that's where the similarities end"}
+{"text":"oh, and the factions are not mirrors of each other with 1-2 different specialist units"}
+{"text":"Thread inspired by this  thread. Post only the most cringe looking strategy units. Starting off with Praetorian from Homm6. Tier 1 unit btw."}
+{"text":"To this day I'm baffled why they decided it was a good idea to remove a head from the genie. But given responses above I'm sure there WILL be a contrarian claiming how genius this design is."}
+{"text":"Yes, I thought the same. I can't think of a reason they just couldn't go with a design more like homm3 or from posterior games that had hot genie chicks. I guess they just went ahead with the most whimsical concept art they had, same reason the djinns had those big ass hands"}
+{"text":"I can picture devs trying to go for \"mage's bodyguard\" look with this design, but even then it's overstylized. At least Homm7, while not having the best reputation among fans, brought back sexy genies (although the design itself was made for Homm6 before the mages town was cut from that game, Homm7 just reused it)."}
+{"text":"WE ARRUUH DUH MACEMEN WOT? ALL THA' WEYUH? WOTCHA NEED?"}
+{"text":"Why yes, our game was made post-WC3. How could you tell?"}
+{"text":"weird game isnt?"}
+{"text":"I'm not downloading any playable viruses unless somebody confirms that this '\"game'\" does in fact contain real cheezy poofs as commonly rumored."}
+{"text":"why is nobody talking about this? biggest total war mod just dropped for attila and it made the games peak population triple overnight."}
+{"text":"It's fun for a game or two (I'm sure the terrible faction balance will be fixed soon enough/with submods) but honestly the War of the Ring just isn't very suited to a Total War game unless you completely go off-script. The good factions were able to hold the line for like six months once Sauron started moving and had basically zero offensive capabilities. They should just set the game during the 2nd or early 3rd Age, that way it'd make sense to have the factions relatively balanced (save maybe Numenor during the late 2nd Age) and have the usual TW gameplay of actually going out and conquering shit with all sides."}
+{"text":"Why would they do that? It made sense when Bethesda tried this because they wanted to make mods a paid, copyrighted product. But what does killing mods for old games get CA? Surely they don't think people will buy their newest slop just because they broke mods in an older game with an update."}
+{"text":"Because they make playing as any of the good factions boring as shit by mopping up most of the evil ones."}
+{"text":"Did they nerf Dale yet?"}
+{"text":"Don't think so, but there's already mods for it."}
+{"text":"play press buttons faster than the enemy win Why is this considered strategy and allowed on this board? This shit is basically just Osu but without the music and in pvp mode."}
+{"text":"you can't strategize while under a time pressure? pathetic"}
+{"text":"See that ridge? We stand perfectly still until god tells us to move Ignore that enemy coming at us and bracing weapon Ignore that he's aiming at us! Ignore it, men! That's TRUE real life strategy right there, so-ACK!!!!"}
+{"text":"Poor people are people too."}
+{"text":"Would you like chess if you had to read a passage from a book before you make a turn? What kind of analogy is this? RTS players don't read and process redundant information, they memorize everything by rote and cite it from their own minds as a checklist on the maps they play for years. the think more about what the player might do next since they already know what they are going to do."}
+{"text":"Can anyone tell me why my guys are starving despite available logistic points being like 7 times higher than consumed ones? Are they just too fucking lazy to pick up their stuff or what? Logistics man, how the fuck do they work?"}
+{"text":"We're looking for a 6th player in a new SE MP campaign. Preferably someone experienced with MP, and comitted to deliver consistent daily turns over the next 6 months. US or EU timezone. Planet/start TBD, but maybe: T4 Terran 2 or more starting cities no oceania Apply to: Orboto (@) proton (.) me Only one spot, so if you don't hear back, then we went with someone else."}
+{"text":"How low does population have to drop before you lose a zone level? As in, you can upgrade to III at 50k and IV at 100k. How low can you go before your level IV downgrades to III?"}
+{"text":"Medusa Alien life Roll until get 33m tall Kaiju."}
+{"text":"pack of alien ballsacks cross the road and just keep moving into the wilderness now tens of thousands of men are starving to death on the other side of the planet"}
+{"text":"anyone finna get in on the Republica beta test?"}
+{"text":"Roadmap revealed One last major update of 2025, including allied bot support for skirmish 1st DLC will be free and coming early on 2026. Full reveal on December 9th will add a new \"allied\" country, which will be available to the US side as a spec in multiplayer (likely the Baltic units from singleplayer) new environment and maps planned for later 2026, released for free alongside the listed paid DLCs full expansion for 2027 with a new singleplayer campaign and a new faction"}
+{"text":"Back in 2005 we were still making fun of Russia getting Grozny'd by goatfuckers and their strongman dictator doing shirtless photo ops like a gay pornstar. I guess we've come full circle in that respect."}
+{"text":"Most people who care enough to go talk about the game online probably play premades so they are hanging out in their team's discords."}
+{"text":"I know everyone takes Airborne as NGSW since they were buffed, but I've gotta extol the virtues of Vanilla Airborne. On a cost for cost basis they're equal to Marines in a forest fight but way easier to transport since 9 men fit in most US vehicles. I've been running Airborne/Stryker with the vanilla loadout alongside Combat Engis and just dominating forest fights in the US mirror."}
+{"text":"Dropping this here because I have nowhere else to put it: I did some testing to quantify how many supplies it takes to heal damaged infantry/vehicles and what the game bases this on. For vehicles, it's relatively simple. The game divides vehicles into arbitrary categories. Every vehicle within a category has the same repair cost regardless of its price, plus a flat additional repair cost for each modification. The game doesn't differentiate between differently priced mods, just whether or not you changed the value from its default. So for example, a vanilla Booker costs the same to repair as a vanilla Stryker. A Stryker with a grenade launcher and armour upgrade costs as much to repair as a Dragoon with APS, and as an Autocannon Booker with APS. It seems that all tanks more or less share a cost category, and most other fighting vehicles share a second. For basic AFVs, it's roughly 1000 supply for a full repair + 20 per mod, for basic tanks it's ~1200 supply + 35 per mod. Infantry are a little messier. When a squad model is dropped, the ammo it carried is lost, and when that squad member is 'revived' it's revived with 0 ammo and needs to restock its ammo from supplies. I could disable resupply to get cleaner numbers but since in practice you'll always be resupplying squads you repair I figured it was more sensible to leave it on. Generally speaking, the base repair cost for infantry scales with their size, so smaller squads are cheaper to reinforce. But since you also need to restock revived models, in practice the cost varies based on the what kind of equipment is being restocked. For example, Standoff Rangers lose their RAWS model last so they don't need to replace it, while CQC Rangers have to pay to replace all their LAWs. Generally, 6-man squads range between 800-1k supply, while 9-man squads sit in the 1200-1300 range. Very large squads like Raiders move closer to 2k."}
+{"text":"no we weren't, that was the height of GWoT."}
+{"text":"How long until Paradox abandon EU5? This was supposed to be their magnum opus.. no one wants to play.."}
+{"text":"Stellaris is the only GSG I've seen my normalfag acquaintances talk about"}
+{"text":"Sweetie, people R*ddit are saying player numbers don't matter and it is perfectly normal to have lower player numbers than CK3."}
+{"text":"And that game is shallower than my backyard pond so it figures"}
+{"text":"So we need to: Fire Johan and kill the studio Put someone competent in his place to tard-wrangle the project Revamp most mechanicst in the game Rebuild the IU Sounds about right."}
+{"text":"Just realized they made a big fuss about dynamic flags and yet I've never seen anything but the standard flag for all countries. What even causes them to change?"}
+{"text":"Fuck that specific spot edition Thread to discuss Graviteam tactics and Combat mission games and others like them."}
+{"text":"Which operation is this and is that a Universal Carrier?"}
+{"text":"Operation Star And yes."}
+{"text":"Bridgehead secured, mobile infantry and armour will push through the centre towards the final objective of Odrinka, meeting the remaining enemy forces head on. While company's of foot sweep the forest on either flank."}
+{"text":"I've always thought they looked a bit grim. Don't know how their actual performance was. Also, looks like the threads nearly a year old now."}
+{"text":"the cancer that killed total war"}
+{"text":"bought it on the wintersale but im not really impressed with the game maby need some more hours in it"}
+{"text":"if you're not already a huge fan of fantasy and aren't impressed by the spectacle then there's not much else to it, it's a fairly plain game"}
+{"text":"Yeah they discovered warhammercucks are used to eating shit so they stopped trying."}
+{"text":"You missed out on Shogun 2. It was the peak of the series before everything else subsequently made Empire look good. Like some other anon said, every time they implement a good mechanic in a new tw game, they immediately ditch it in the next one for something broken and retarded. Shogun 2 had the most streamlined mechanics which actually made sense."}
+{"text":"Shogun 2 was ass. Med 2 was the peak of the series."}
+{"text":"Ok, I've seen enough. I've had my fill, I've played my money's worth. When did you realize you were done with your favorite strategy game, and that it was time to move on?"}
+{"text":"Uninstall and kys then tranny"}
+{"text":"Are Argentina and Chile considered white? They have a considerable european population."}
+{"text":"I've never installed KR retard."}
+{"text":"are the devs still on holiday?"}
+{"text":"Gold Team is back and looks like a hefty update is coming soon."}
+{"text":"Has anyone tried this game? could a smooth brained person like me enjoy it? I found Dominions and Conquest of Elysium too much menuing and strategy for my taste"}
+{"text":"very much, yeah. lars's squad solos just about every army in the game, and muskets in general are OP."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but you have to look up a guide on how to take out the castle."}
+{"text":"Do you really? I just put every dragon unit on the assault team"}
+{"text":"I think I did that once, but it relies on there being relatively few units in the castle."}
+{"text":"A group of 6 of them should be plenty as long as one of their super generals aren't in there."}
+{"text":"\"KNIGHTS!\""}
+{"text":"EB2 would be cooler if they made the rebel factions weaker. The rebels are so overtuned that AI starting next to other AI factions like the Greek battle royale is actually massively beneficial for them and you will see a major Greek power in ~100 turns while most northern/western minor factions that start surrounded by rebels would've done so little in 200 turns that they look exactly like they did on turn 1."}
+{"text":"select unit \"NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS\" It truly was a different time..."}
+{"text":"It would be cooler if rebel factions could act like normal factions, basically Rome 2 and later game style."}
+{"text":"Seems like a call-forward to the Habsburgs unless I'm missing something"}
+{"text":"EQVITES CONSVLARES!"}
+{"text":"starting a new country from nothing is fun exploring the map is fun claiming valuable land and resources is fun developing your economy and infrastructure is fun defending your borders from barbarians is fun fun stops when you get to war because while you were busy building a nice country another player was just spamming troops and rushing military technologies so you just get stomped with doomstacks for merely existing I genuinely wish there was a game that was based ONLY around this early phase of every civ game where you explore the map, expand your borders and grow your economy without the part where some agressive player rapes you. Preferably with more detailed economy."}
+{"text":"hepic High Energy Physics Integrated Circuit?"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"Then the AI just mega forward settles you and wastes land. Fuck that."}
+{"text":"always peace is ultra-cutthroat since you can't punish overextension"}
+{"text":"Just make a hotseat MP game and delete player 2's settler, now you have a game that's just you and barbarians."}
+{"text":"What does /vst/ think about these games and their expansions?"}
+{"text":"I've played around 80 hours ln 2 with first dlc. I enjoy it's not classic RTS with mircro and macro, more like playing a chess with goal of winning a game with least moves. Spiral dlc changes dynamic a lot turning from larping as resistance to full open war as long you keep unlocking spire cities. AI is pretty fun with vanguard ad manruder fleets. I just hate whole aspect of tower defense."}
+{"text":"Arcen is one autist's passion project. Dude went bankrupt making failed games which led to a divorce and then married a rich woman to keep funding his game dev hobby."}
+{"text":"on rails choose your own adventure narratives with reddit writing\" To be fair stellaris proves this is a good choice."}
+{"text":"and then married a rich woman holy based, didn't know this was how he bounced back"}
+{"text":"married a rich woman just to fund his autistic meme games based"}
+{"text":"And Six Ages. Post your tula."}
+{"text":"So what no fucking sequel now?"}
+{"text":"Wind was so-so. Light Going Out is amazing."}
+{"text":"ignore my cattle i totally didn't cheat"}
+{"text":"Need this game but 40k Chapter Master themed."}
+{"text":"Anon, you can currently, right now in this moment, buy CoH2 single player bundle and multiplayer bundle for a total of £17 on Steam. You got ripped off hard. Hell, you can get all of it for £7 on G2A"}
+{"text":"coh2 plus all DLC is good, but youre going to run into a ton of hackers and extremely skilled players in MP. Frankly, at this point coh3 is better than coh2, so if I was you i'd spend the £60 on coh3, or just get the coh3 base game"}
+{"text":"Meh £8 is hardly gonna break my bank I bought the basegame for Coh3 and i'm slowly learning the basics, I know it's overplayed and i'm glad that the southern front is getting some love but I miss the eastern front after playing through the coh2 Soviet campaign."}
+{"text":"how is playing this game on high ping? my connection's pretty bad at the moment and it sits at 90-200ms depending on the time of day but it's usually at 170ms is it bearable? some games like war thunder or counter strike are no big deal on high ping but i remember back when i used to play league of legends even being on just 80ms felt like torture"}
+{"text":"declared war on USA for no reason Made perfect sense. America was already shooting at German ships. Shoot on sight orders from FDR in September 41 while Hitler forbade the kriegsmarine to engage as he wanted to avoid escalation. Pearl Harbor was his ‘well fuck it’ moment."}
+{"text":"Vanilla with more shit No its not. HPM is railroaded as shit and the AI is even worse than vanilla somehow."}
+{"text":"64-bit patch on their ModDB that has nothing to do with them, applying 4gb patch on 32bit executables has always been there other than that, it's your average reddit bloatmod with an unplayable amount of provinces, missing ai and iron shortages throughout the whole game"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"This every mod of this game is bottlenecked by jank 2010 Clausewitz code and all of the attempts to make an open source Vicky engine are either dead or in the hands of trannies."}
+{"text":"it makes more sense historically"}
+{"text":"It's up"}
+{"text":"Fuck whoever designed this map"}
+{"text":"Anyone wanna play some coop on this fine sunday?"}
+{"text":"Wolf has two setups. The large castle is ass but small castle wolf will spam out horse and arab archers plus he's one of the few AI that makes swordsmen and trebs."}
+{"text":"blood for the blood god"}
+{"text":"AI slop"}
+{"text":"So uhh... What ever happened to Land of Lords?"}
+{"text":"You're naive if you think he had any chance to make lasting impact on the game"}
+{"text":"He was the momentum behind Ingerland who was actually changing the game"}
+{"text":"forced to find employment as a bidet repairman KEK"}
+{"text":"the lol killer..."}
+{"text":"it's over for Admin"}
+{"text":"Do you ultimately prefer turn-based or real-time strategy games, and which are your favorites? RTS has always filtered me hard, having to juggle multiple things going on all in real time is tough (maybe this thread can change that). So for me with turn-based it's: Master of Orion II Civ IV Conquest of Elysium games I am learning Shadow Empire now and it's a lot"}
+{"text":"I play turn based games almost exclusively since I like planning out and executing strategies more than I like the high speed clicky part. I will admit to really liking Pikmin (3 > 1 > 2 > 4), but that’s an RTS for actual children."}
+{"text":"I can play turn based on handed."}
+{"text":"Best is both: limited interactions in strategy layer, limited units in tactical layer. Just like total war. Turn-based is terrible for combat tho, dnd's rounds a lot better. With high amount of units/interaction options every of them is crippled."}
+{"text":"Wtf I wrote this comment a month ago. Holy shit this board is slow."}
+{"text":"I wish the bump limit was adjusted on this board, and the max number of threads was lowered. Opening a thread that is months old and no ongoing discussion sucks, so conversation just dissipates."}
+{"text":"Is Sands of Siberia any good? The quick sketch cinematics like the American campaign look cool but I hoped the Arabs would have a different style."}
+{"text":"Nigger, it's a fan mod done by a small group of autismos. What's impressive is the fact they reverse-engineered the game and made the campaign all on their own, even contacting the original (ha!) devs for input and consultation, while you are bitching it's not good enough. Still, playing that mod without reading the source material is a tough one. The game as released kinda-sorta works without knowing the book, but the Arab campaign fully relies on knowing at least the general outline of events from \"The last day of Creation\""}
+{"text":"Except it's not the only arab campaign available to download. Or the only mod. reverse-engineered The devs gave the source code away in 2011. The last day of Creation Not sure why they wouldn't make it self-contained, you didn't actually need to read the book to understand what's going on in the original game."}
+{"text":"source code Yeah, in 2011. The modding scene for this game dates back to early 00s why book Because the original game deviates heavily from the book, whereas the mod directly borrows main plot elements that have little-to-no connection of the game's plot. The game already makes barely any sense in its release state, while anything Arab and merc-related requires to read the book to grasp what the fuck is even going on, since nothing really spells it out"}
+{"text":"My beloved game from childhood at last mentioned at /vst/. Am I in heaven? Am I in paradise? How did I deserve this? I don't know anything beside base game, I must fix that."}
+{"text":"worker teleports back home lmao. dropped !"}
+{"text":"How would you have done the time dilation?"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't, I'm too autistic and would probably cancel the project before folding to separation of time methods"}
+{"text":"How Software Inc does it by having real diurnal cycles, but few days per month (like 1, 2, 4, or 8 days per month, depending on what the player selects). The player should be able to select: - the number of days per month (necessary) - the number of IRL minutes a day takes to simulate (desirable but not necessary) and the game should adjust the productivity of the worker so that one month of productivity is (roughly) the same in all cases so you could have one 1-hour day per month or four 15-minute days per month or even 30 24-hour days per month if you really wanted"}
+{"text":"If you just want to hang out in a decade for longer, then simply multiplying the length of the 60 second day by 1 to 5 and touching nothing else would be better. If average productivity over time is kept the same, then the game is just running slower because the amount of resources, money, and construction would all have to slow down as daily productivity is reduced for longer years."}
+{"text":"I try to limit myselft to 1 Early Access game every major sale. Which one is better? I'm particularly looking for deep content (not something that I'll feel like I've seen everything after 2 hours) And tens of hours (if not hundreds, maybe) of playtime"}
+{"text":"space haven is visually gorgeous but i have mixed feelings about the gameplay, it's a cross of rimworld + ftl and quite unforgiving, a lot of weird granularity like with the food would've preferred if it leaned much more heavily into the ship sim/exploration"}
+{"text":"From glory to goo RTS/ Tower defense game its a fun little game don' expect much. Space haven Rimworld but on a spaceship where you need to salvage mine hulks/astroids"}
+{"text":"FROM GLORY TO GOO IS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH FUCK. Can't emphasize enough how great that game is it's so comfy but also extremely stressfull and the basebuilding is simple but has a lot of depth and slowly expanding around the map is very fun and strategic. Really my favorite indie strategy game of all time, GO GET IT YOU FAGGOTS."}
+{"text":"space haven looks nice but it has hardly any content after almost 10 years and everything in that game takes like 5 times as long to do as it should"}
+{"text":"having played both, goo has both depth as a product right now with two completely different races to play as and a bunch of sub factions within those races, and a dev that has been chugging for years with consistently great updates that expand the game more and more. Campaign is apparently soon, if only chapter 1. Space haven played like unfinished garbage last i tried it with 'why dont my retards do x things all of a sudden?'"}
+{"text":"The gameplay of E*5 was fun for a while, but it takes a short time to learn the ropes, you quickly realise there is Little to challenge you since, in classic strategy gamę fashionable, the AI is braindead and has to rely on arbitrary modifiers on higher difficulties to keep the Player challenged in any way. I would say this is an issue with paradox but honestly, look at something like civ, the last game where the ai was in any way decent would be something like alpha centuri. But regardless of who's fault it is, it has Been only a few months and you know damn well that people are scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertiantiment from this game when they're ALREADY doing the whole \"playing tall\" dance to try to milk some sort of challenge out of the game. It's honestly sad, when I see this type of shit posted in Vic*oria 2 discussion I get it, there is fuck all to do in that game so your only ways of milking engagement out of it is by limiting yourself to 1 or 2 states. Same with &&4. But with it happening so soon to **5, I can't help but feel like this is a massive failure on the game's part. If people are electing to playing in 1 province and speed 5-ing through the game until they quit, I can barely call that a game at that point."}
+{"text":"It's fun game if you play retarded starts where you need to cheese ai But after you get to normal size it's too easy yeah Last three runs i did Tuaregs in Tadmekka Literally caveman village tier start but you can expand rapidly Manx Norse larp Bavandid county Persian larp"}
+{"text":"It's the typical issue of the game just not offering enough of a challenge to large nations and the developers even refusing or being unable to actually make internal politics matter."}
+{"text":"Maybe some people just like playing tall. Maybe some people just like playing wide. Maybe some people just like playing for the immersion fantasy and not just for the most hardcore challenge possible."}
+{"text":"Part of it is avoiding judgement. Expanding fast requires using all your skills and knowledge, and it's a map staring game so it's very obvious when you suck at it. \"Playing tall\" implies being good at internal management, but most games offer very little challenge on that aspect, because the only internal management you really need is not collapsing while expanding. So you do mostly nothing for an entire campaign, and everyone is good at doing nothing."}
+{"text":"no not really nobody's first instinct when playing the game is to just sit on your ass on speed 5 and do nothing, it's something people do to advance time fast while pretending that it's intentional"}
+{"text":"so what exactly went wrong with this one? for me the very first thing was the prefabricated buildings. they advertised the game as rimworld meets ck. let me build everything manually bro....!"}
+{"text":"Fun for about 2 hours, and that's it. The hard cap on the character limit kills most of the social sim elements and makes the economy even more into a micromanaging hell."}
+{"text":"so what exactly went wrong with this one? ... everything? The sole fact this game was made from ground up for the sake of forced memes should tell you everything"}
+{"text":"slav dev please understand The sole fact this game was made from ground up for the sake of forced memes ?"}
+{"text":"i think its the ck2 fuck your sister memes"}
+{"text":"le hardcore le die to some bullshit and loose everything"}
+{"text":"anyone tried clanfolk? looks like a somewhat complex medieval scottish rimworld without the the fantasy shit"}
+{"text":"I would be surprised if there isn't already a mod like that for Rimworld."}
+{"text":"Only thing I don't like is having to use stone tools at the beginning since it triggers my historical autism but otherwise it's a comfy game with good lighting and shadows."}
+{"text":"stone tools what is the supposed time period for this game anyway?"}
+{"text":"We are talking about Scotland after all..."}
+{"text":"1300s. ngl, going from stoneage to the middle ages kinda bloats the game, there are so many crafting stations i often don't know which one to select if i wanna craft something"}
+{"text":"Aside from RTS missions and roguelikes, what games have shorter play lengths? It's not because I'm a redditdad who needs to feed the wife's baby, but because I'm retarded and like being able to understand how I messed up by replaying it and seeing the effects it had then and not 5+ hours after the fact"}
+{"text":"Aren't most strategy games relatively short and easy to follow? I'd say it would be easier to list games with long, persistent and complicated gameplay where carelessly bricking your run five hours is even possible."}
+{"text":"Aren't most strategy games relatively short and easy to follow? Many aren't. In those levels usually last anywhere from 30 minutes to a couple of hours."}
+{"text":"almost any tower defence"}
+{"text":"what games have shorter play lengths? You'll typically want to look for games aimed at portable consoles as this is, generally, a factor that's considered and they use a shorter mission structure. Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced Final Fantasy Tactics A2 I'm retarded and like being able to understand how I messed up by replaying it Wild Arms XF This last one will really give you some replay. Missions are less about stats and more about puzzling your way through, and if your set-up is particularly worng you'll spot it early. Quite often you can brute force it but it's far more likely there's a simpler way if you apply your mind to it. Gets a lot of hate because it relies on actual tactics instead of spamming abilities and OP classes."}
+{"text":"This game is shit and can't compare with other major RTSes at all."}
+{"text":"only amerimutts rate starcraft desu shit game for mongs"}
+{"text":"NO ONE CARES about SUPCOM"}
+{"text":"This I can't agree with. Units in CoH were some of the stupidest, most helpless and least autonomous I've seen in the genre. I always had to tell them everything: where to stay in cover, which direction to face the MG, how to angle the armor, typically moving each unit individually like in a turn-based game. There were no unit stances like 'aggressive', 'defensive', 'patrol' or 'flee when attacked', and units generally couldn't handle getting outranged or outflanked on their own. They sometimes behaved stupidly when not watched closely, like driving backwards towards the enemy, and many weapons and abilities could wipe out whole groups of units instantly. Some, like the motorcycle needed a lot of precise micro to get anything done, and I've read about various tricks and exploits to get the most out of of your units in multiplayer."}
+{"text":"\"set and forget\" your units enjoy losing a full squad to a single nade"}
+{"text":"You are so damn stupid it's heretical."}
+{"text":"you know, I loved the old TTD music so much, I haven't played as much OpenTTD but has anyone really attempted to make some sort of downloadable mod with good music, last time I checked the music wasn't all that good anyway."}
+{"text":"it would be way op"}
+{"text":"So ECS is dead, right? It's just FIRS and its offshoots now?"}
+{"text":"infinite water usecase? wetlands cool house painter no worse than founding industries i guess time to play some trains i guess"}
+{"text":"i would love to see a city builder spin off from openttd it already has a leg up as far as im concerned because it doesnt use the awful americanised \"zoning\" concept"}
+{"text":"letting normalfags playtest the game would just result in it becoming eu4 though?"}
+{"text":"worse, like ck3 and vic3."}
+{"text":"When is 1.1 Rossbach? 1.1 Rossbach will release first into beta in early February, with its live release following around 2 weeks later."}
+{"text":"None is getting filtered, it is just one of million things that are worse than they need to be"}
+{"text":"It's not worse to the point the game is unenjoyable and if it is for these \"people\" I would in fact say that they were \"filtered\"."}
+{"text":"I just think it's neat."}
+{"text":"i just think it's too fuckin tiny"}
+{"text":"as I remember it, it's less a strategy game and more of a sandbox builder but it's been a few years since I played, maybe it gained some depth since then, but I doubt that with the mobile first design and all"}
+{"text":"Mobile game Into the trash"}
+{"text":"Where should I start with RTS games if I've never played one before? The closes I've played is Totally Accurate Battle Simulator"}
+{"text":"Age of Empires 2 is the gold standard for historical RTS. IT's focused mainly on medieval era. Age of Empires 1 focuses on the bronze age up through the iron age. Age of Empires 3 is early modern to industrial age, but it changes the formula of the game a lot, adds a lot of mechanics which were very controversial back then, and still are really. AoE 4 is kind of a mix of AoE2 and 3, but it stays much closer to the old formula than 3 did, and also goes back to the medieval era, though shifted forward slightly. AoE2 is early medieval to late medieval, whereas AoE4 is more like high medieval to early modern. Aside from Age of Empires, there's the Stronghold series (medieval western Europe themed) and Cossacks which is more eastern Europe early modern era."}
+{"text":"I expect virtually no serious reply since it's apparently the least popular historical game but still: What are your subjective / objective best mods for Empire Total War? I have tried to play that piece of shit game twice and either nothing happens or huge blob blobs up half of the world and that's that"}
+{"text":"warcraft 2 is too slow, you should play an even slower game like dawn of war instead"}
+{"text":"I would recommend battleforge or skylords reborn it plays like an autobattler/tft/deck builder but you can actually control your units after summoning them"}
+{"text":"Cyber Knights: Flashpoint just got out of the EA. It's an xcom-like cyberpunk turn-based tactics. Thoughs?"}
+{"text":"i'll try it, just need to start and finish several 300h+ campaigns across several UFO Defense mods, first"}
+{"text":"current state of game is all new updates are on the beta branch while they update the unity. I'm not sure what the benefits of this are (they exist i just don't know unity) but they're back at work. they also seem to have extended the steam sale another two? weeks, which is nice for people who want it on sale (though the game isn't really expensive) Other than drone pilot which is clearly next up class wise not sure what else they're working on, but they're back at work. Steam forums seem pretty active and they're still taking player thoughts/advice. 2026 is looking good if they keep the energy up. I hope they move in two directions, personally. 1) more upward power levels. Now that there are special troops and tank enemies, keep expanding the late late game for those of us who get really attached to our teams and want to play forever. give it a roguelike difficulty curve above say pl10 so you can't do it forever but expand the level cap late game etc. 2) continue to lean into replays also. possibly even with a LOWER first retirement option at even pl5. the other place this game really shines is how you can do unlimited xcom, so to speak. and to some extent rpgs but it's light there, and i assume they'll lean into that once the combat and everything is just right. so there just keep doing what you're doing, adding more proceedural and hand crafted this or that so we can also just keep doing playthroughs, new vegas style. a corpo playthrough. a loud playthrough, an evil playthrough (more of this plz). you're already doing this pretty much, so that's all fine. but if you really nail this (and you have, you just have to keep filling the hoppers and keep adding this or that (more costume pieces so each team can look distinct, and more pawns but i know they're coming) and more features/power to the casting director this game could have a REAL long tail on it. the kind of thing you're still making reasonable sales on in 5-10 years and can port like everywhere. /tism"}
+{"text":"Needs more characters to do the second one. I know they're not doing procedural because they're getting like 100 custom characters from kickstarter, but i'd like some new dudes to play with also."}
+{"text":"latest update includes a new guy (and some bug fixes and reworks the new biome a bit)"}
+{"text":"Why did Microsoft fumble AoM so hard?"}
+{"text":"Is japan confirmed? Will there be Kappa?"}
+{"text":"Anon... Japan has been out since October There's a Kappa god power"}
+{"text":"bait"}
+{"text":"Oh, maybe I should pick it up"}
+{"text":"It's pretty good, would recommend Better than the Chinese civ, I'd say"}
+{"text":"I love a good RTS campaign. What are some good ones? What makes a good RTS campaign? What are some underrated ones? Did Arthas really need to purge that city?"}
+{"text":"My pain is beyond cosmic here in how Blizzard treated their greatest character. Then again that's not old Blizzard."}
+{"text":"Old Blizzard were the ones who shat up the setting with MMORPG in the first place. They were the ones who made Sylvanas a strong and independent Mary Sue who dabbed on silly stupid Garithos the Racist Chud. They also were the ones who made Jaine Proudmoore into Big Orc Cock loving whore who let her father die over this. They also were the ones who shut down Blizzard North."}
+{"text":"A little detail I loved regarding Arthas' VA was his stutter when encountering Muradin. His surprise + admittance he didn't even know he was there signal that he 100% would have made an effort to come to the rescue. It's *probably* the only time he was broken out of his revenge obsession"}
+{"text":"Muradin Another reminder that WoW is hot garbage that ruined Warcraft. However, during the War against the Lich King, it was revealed that Muradin survived this brush with death, and wandered the wastes of Northrend with no memory of his identity. He was eventually found by the Frostborn and made leader of their clan under the name Yorg Stormheart. Rediscovered by his brothers years later, Muradin rejoined the Alliance and commanded its forces during the siege of Icecrown Citadel."}
+{"text":"How he got memory loss from ice shards I have no idea."}
+{"text":"Fuck dwarfs"}
+{"text":"No. Not only did the dwarfs attack the elves for absolutely no reason when the knife-ears came to them seeking refuge. Then this caused Gallean to call out Wotan on this and demanded that he does something about it. Wotan kills Gallean and throws his body into the sun with the latter's wife Solionelle managing to only save her husband's heart at the cost of turning into a skeleton creature that is now Mortis. Needless to say her wrath on the dwarfs was very swift and very brutal with three clans being utterly annihilated and the Mountain Clans were decimated in general. Both in numbers (especially the three clans that were annihilated) and economically. Moral of the story? Don't kill another god's worshipers who ask you for help, nor kill a god if that one demands justice for innocent blood being spilled."}
+{"text":"All those low level summons are there to weaken neutral mobs. They end up doing more damage than damage spells against stuff like single Ogres and Dragons."}
+{"text":"Fuck right off. There's a reason why Bethrezen targeted knife-ears first and not the humans he created and that betrayed him not once but three goddamn, literally, times. And them \"seeking refuge\" involved invading dwarves that were minding their own business and fighting off demons on their own and then after getting their shit pushed in, invading AGAIN. And after they got their shit pushed in by defending manlets for the second time and losing their head honcho, his main bottom bitch decides to indulge in necrophilia and create the undead horde. As one does. And what do they do after reuniting in their expansion? Yup, invade third parties some more. They're THE villains of the story and coping from your part will not change that."}
+{"text":"No. It was the Angels who are responsible for all of this. Also elves are under Gally and Soli."}
+{"text":"Play the first game."}
+{"text":"Let's talk about an once glorious franchise."}
+{"text":"People shit on Fallout 2 I only see that shit on this retard board F2 literally defines the whole lore."}
+{"text":"ohshit, thought I was on /vrpg/ the heck is this doing here?"}
+{"text":"I only see that shit on this retard board hard to see it anywhere else when you don't visit other boards if you visited /v/ you'd shove a cock in that retarded mouth of yours and shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"if you visited /v/ say no more, Mr.Gaylord can't beat your expert opinion"}
+{"text":"when it comes to lore F2 is by far the best, fallout 1 is the most consistent but is too limited. Im not afraid to say however that i find F2 too old, specifically it's often difficult to tell what the quests want from me unless they are very very specific about it, sometimes they ask you to search for NPCs and give you a broad destriction of how they look but... the graphics do NOT help this. There are many other examples like this, but i blame most of it on myself, if you're \"competent\" enough to get the quests rolling they're usually pretty good."}
+{"text":"Hi everyone, I am working on an early concept for a post apocalyptic city builder inspired by classic Fallout style games and I would love to hear honest feedback from players. The idea is a city builder where you create and manage your own settlement in a harsh wasteland. You build districts, defenses, infrastructure and deal with morale, resources and events. Combat would be turn based and tactical, inspired by the first Fallout games, and directly connected to how you design your settlement. The game would feature different factions with unique mechanics, for example Wastelanders, Vault Dwellers, Super Mutants, Ghouls and a technology focused military faction. Each would play very differently, not just cosmetically. At this stage I am mostly trying to understand one thing. As a player, would you be interested in a game like this. What would make you want to play it. What would immediately turn you off. Do you prefer deeper city management or more focus on exploration and combat. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"on the ocean\" means literally floating on the oceanic waters, retarded non-anime watcher."}
+{"text":"Fantasized about a Fallout Tactics sequel with something like this, but with more factions joining you and with an additional X-COM vibe to it. A CRPG like the original Fallout games (all of them, Tactics included) where you are given a Brotherhood outpost in a medium village and you have to expand/manage it + do missions for both the BoS as well as both the people in your outpost and outlying villages. Missions ranged from normal generic ones (seek and destroy, salvage, treasure hunting, hostage extraction and more), and story ones. Encounters like in the original Fallouts would still be a thing and you interacting with the game's setting also like in the first two games (in fact, some story missions and side quests would be available if you interact directly with people in your outpost and the various villages and cities). You could wage war with the various factions in the game, but you can also make alliances with some of them if you help them out. The results would be not only getting access to a new pool of recruits (including Ghouls, Super Mutants, sentient Deathclaws, Robots and more), but also grant you access to unique buildings in your outpost and gear that the factions come with (and with your scribes researching those, they can come up with upgrades for them and even wholly new gear like Super Mutant Power Armor and more). Vehicles would also be a thing like in FT:BoS and would include giant transport robots too. Of course you do create your own character and you have access to unique NPCs you can recruit like in the original Fallouts, but also generic ones that you recruit. Story missions and side-quests are done by your A-Team only, but the generic ones can be done by both you A-Team and your generic troopers. Essentially Pathfinder Kingmaker, but with much better city building and the first three Fallout games with some X-COM thrown in."}
+{"text":"The idea is a city builder where you create and manage your own settlement in a harsh wasteland Totally oversaturated genre"}
+{"text":"Thread gets immediately ruined by idea guys wanting someone else to make their own game for them"}
+{"text":"What would make you want to play it. if my city would actually look clean and advanced What would immediately turn you off. that nigger shit in your screenshot diverse boss women"}
+{"text":"Is 4X suffering because the developers are bad or because you can buy, for cheap, the best 4X games ever made?"}
+{"text":"their good ideas were all 4X mechanics like FIDS and districts, writers/artists need to be kept on a leash and the fewer the better or you get , so better to accomplish more with less writing/art"}
+{"text":"Excel sheet games are boring 80gb to download a 4k map gameplay is gay as fuck see that number right there? Yep, I'm winning heh Make it look good, make it look fun, /vst/ autists don't understad that VIDEOgames have to look interesting, that's why Age of empires is still popular"}
+{"text":"VIDEOgames have to look interesting, that's why Age of empires is still popular Was OK bait up until this part, you laid it on too thick"}
+{"text":"The 4x formula is kind of inherently satisfying in the 'line goes up' sort of way but the genre as a concept has had a core issue with its progression curve that nobody has been able to solve. It's one thing when the genre was young, but you can't just go back to the way things were in the early 2000s, reproduce those attempts with all of their flaws and expect players to overlook those flaws today the way they did 20 years ago. Inherently, the genre is about making choices now that will impact the state of the game later. It's a thinking ahead game, and part of the appeal is how much of the decisionmaking and thinking has to be forward rather than immediate. It's this aspect I think that separates it most fundamentally from realtime strategy games, where the strategy and paratext are similar but more focused on immediate reaction to developing circumstances rather than carefully planning and anticipating future ones. The problem is that as a 4x game progresses, the line goes up exponentially. The more up it goes, the less significant each individual decision matters, the less you have to think ahead and the less rewarded you feel for that thinking. Planning to secure your second territory is a major achievement, planning to secure your 50th is just going through the motions. Once you've reached the tipping point of 'too big to fail' or when the moment-to-moment management becomes cumbersome and unmanagable, a campaign has effectively run its course and will just gradually become less fun until you quit. But for a genre all about putting in effort now for payoff in the future, building towards a future where the game just becomes boring and you quit undermines every action at every phase of the game. There's no natural endpoint, nothing to achieve except exponential growth that outpaces the UI's ability to manage or the computer's ability to render. Solve the endgame problem of 4x and it could return as a viable genre."}
+{"text":"Solve the endgame problem of 4x and it could return as a viable genre. Old world did. All 4x games need to understand they need to focus on a specific smaller era instead of trying to be a thousand year empire simulator. Either have blocks when it comes to eras or some some other solution that makes the game shorter."}
+{"text":"kills ur game cuz u didnt do something the devs told u to do what a fun mechanic thx eu5 devs"}
+{"text":"I would be happy if EU5 turned out like Imperator. Basically all launch problems fixed and the game turned over to modders"}
+{"text":"I suffered through trying to play Imperator on launch day, and the weeks of patches where they were breaking shit and introducing new bugs (I fondly remember \"lol you can't take islands in peace treaties anymore lol\"). Love how the game turned out eventually, shame they dropped it. That's why I'm hyped for EU5, and haven't touched it yet. Give it another six months in the oven or whatever, and hopefully the devs have figured out what the fuck they want to do with the game by then."}
+{"text":"I had a dream where I played EU and my army was winning some battle but then I looked at the UI and realized it's EU5, my army immediately started losing, got defated and a game over screen popped up, then I woke up What did Johann mean by this?"}
+{"text":"instead of punishing the player for playing the game as intended why couldnt they just use the bonus to ai of eu4 \"lucky\" just give smaller AI conqueror kings it would make sense for ottomans or prussia or austria to be \"lucky\" and blob too just give AI events for maritime trade boons to fill venice will gold to use for mercs"}
+{"text":"I'm in the same boat. The is a small window between lack of content and bloat with Paradox games where the game is just perfect. Imperator sadly stopped just a bit before that window and while the modders do an amazing job, it lacks a few mechanics."}
+{"text":"Anyone else gave surviving tedium a second go? What's your impression? magnet:?xt=urn:btih:OINFQFL3E5COLIG6CEZLITAZB236PZ3T&dn=Surviving%20Mars%20-%20Relaunched%20%5BFitGirl%20Repack%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.net%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.theoks.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccp.ovh%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A2095%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fbt2.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fbt1.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&xl=5878906361"}
+{"text":"Don't be such a square"}
+{"text":"for no reason could it be because the map is a hex grid?"}
+{"text":"can you get the patches for this game?"}
+{"text":"The usual places have the latest version"}
+{"text":"...yeah? It's not denuvo or anything."}
+{"text":"Is the game good now? Didn't see any threads about this. (Most of them are for the older games)"}
+{"text":"namefag of course you do"}
+{"text":"What's wrong with BIPOC representation?"}
+{"text":"Any idea when the next news of DLC drop?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Underrated UUs edition Prev"}
+{"text":"a novel device or idea designed primarily to attract attention or increase appeal an ingenious or novel mechanical device or idea intended to attract attention any mechanic which notably stands out from the base game due to its novelty."}
+{"text":"But then you start probing them about civ bonuses, techs and such and they always struggle to come up with ideas and most time they're shit. Those are the least important aspect of a new civ."}
+{"text":"i dont get the hate for aoe3, aside from the nonsensical rock paper scissors units its pretty fun and I'd argue that the deck building adds more strategy than apm autism tbqdesu shame its kinda abandoned, I enjoy playing as the italian venice colonists that abuse papal powers and lombars to trickle resources that help fight the terrain"}
+{"text":"It's the odd one in the series. Players expected something like AoE2 except twice as good, and instead they got something completely different in just about every aspect, and basically every idea became a reason to complain. Because of the round maps, the lack of dropsites, the lack of projectile dodging, the lack of treelines... Also the campaign sucks, it's the one thing I'm not even going to defend, and it's quite critical for an RTS to have great singleplayer content obviously."}
+{"text":"AoE3 is an AoM sequel with a historical skin instead of an AoE2 sequel"}
+{"text":"An awful thread for devs and no-devs to post their awful ideas for strategy games that will never see the light of day, etc. previous thread: I don't know why or how, but last thread bump limit, so here is the sequel."}
+{"text":"can't you make variations for tiles?"}
+{"text":"Ya, maybe ill mix just a few star ones in the empty tiles."}
+{"text":"New thread: May it hold another 200 days"}
+{"text":"So basically Crusader Kings: Hollywood edition?"}
+{"text":"Yes, exactly. And instead of conquering kingdoms, you purchase shares from other studios, until you have completely gained control over them. Of course, their sales prices will be determined by their theatrical performance, so if you first have to repeatedly hammer them in the box office. And, instead of dealing with vassals, you deal with your board and shareholders."}
+{"text":"Well I have a situation and I need your help A couple of days ago I re-downloaded Beholder to replay it and I'd forgotten about this character. I've just grown fond of her and I don't want her to get arrested. The thing is, for those who don't know the game, I'll give you a summary; basically, this lady was the wife of a violent man, and in an attempt to escape, she arrives at the apartment building that you are in charge of managing. There are two paths: in one you help her get a gun and she kills her husband but is arrested, or you don't help her and she must escape again to hide somewhere else Browsing the wiki, I came across a section that mentions it's possible to get her husband arrested, but this is the fifth time I've tried and it always ends the same way: she shoots him and ends up arrested. I can't refuse to give her the gun because then she'll leave the apartment and I haven't found any tutorials on YouTube that show any way to save her"}
+{"text":"Zoomie meltie op, post cock music."}
+{"text":"this reads like a legitimately well done creepypasta well done"}
+{"text":"There's nothing creepy about any of it."}
+{"text":"Give me your best simultaneous turns games. The kind where everyone pre-registers their actions and then they all play out together."}
+{"text":"Frozen Synapse."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"dominions 5"}
+{"text":"Wait for Lands of Achra to come out."}
+{"text":"it takes me hours to do turns play a blitz game, those are fun sometimes. turns are limited to 5~10 minutes for EVERY player, you will not have the time to script every mage unless you copypaste orders."}
+{"text":"I helped my family prepare dishes, chilled for half an hour at the table during midnight and spent the rest of the time playing EaW hoi4 since I had nothing better to do. I usually listen to r/a/dio but didn't feel like it this time. Did any anons play strategy games during new year's night? Which ones? Did you have fun?"}
+{"text":"I probably spent an hour or two in Stellaris? It's a pretty good game with some very neat features, but it's far from perfect and has a few limitations."}
+{"text":"Didn't think anyone would reply at this point haha. I last played Stellaris like half a year ago, in the summer. I return to Paradox games once in a while, tried all of what anons call nu-paradox except Victoria 3 and now EU5. I think Stellaris had a recent rework in May when I played in July and everyone was reeeing at how bad it was, but I didn't have much difficulty adapting to new pop mechanics and industry system. Nor did I encounter many bugs. I guess they fixed the worst ones in those 2 months. I also like the game, though after a while every playthrough kinda blends together, I guess it's because I don't pick the most schizo options, I just make normal empires with varying ethics and without civics or origins radically altering the game. Strangest I did at the time was a space fauna empire, but I abandoned that playthrough because apparently you can't design Voidworm Troikas because of an old bug, and they're kinda the crux of space fauna, the most powerful \"ship\" you get. It's sometimes interesting for me to read the event chains, but I don't actually want to dedicate the time to play through them, so for example with On the Shoulders of Giants I just found the events in the localisation files and read them there kek."}
+{"text":"Sassanids are by far the easiest faction in this game simply due to them having easy administration, sanitation bonuses, and proxy states who can fodder shit like the white huns. And Armenia which makes it easier to hold off Hunnic invasions."}
+{"text":"Somewhat unrelated but does LOTW's strategy of not fully wiping out Hunnic armies actually work? He said if you don't fully wipe them out they come back with shitty merc units but idk if it actuallt worked for me."}
+{"text":"before Attila dies every Hunnic army you completely wipe out respawns for free a few provinces away. You're better off smashing them but not completely destroying them until you kill Attila, then you can clean them up"}
+{"text":"Hunnic armies infinitely respawn to maintain a max of like 12. Wipe 1 and another full stack spawns somewhere in the east. If you leave them alive, they don't get replaced and Huns can't manually recruit new units, only hire mercenaries. Though they can easily vacuum up a whole province's Merc pool and attack you again, they will be much weaker than if they respawned with all their elite units. The AI is also why and doesn't like committing to risky battles, so you can easily build a defensive line along the Rhine and the Huns will just sit there staring at you until Attila dies of old age."}
+{"text":"You just leveled up your government mana points, which are created out of thin air by just passing time. You can research two ... I mean pass two laws: increase the necromancy power of all heroes by 1% (which will not do anything, until you are dealing with hundreds of dead creatures of the same type, because it will always round down) or to increase the attack skill of all heroes by +1 on the second monday of every month Why do they do this? WHY? Why not let me create wraiths instead of skeletons or allow me to forge berserker collars in the smithy, which I can put on units to make them very powerful, but also ai-controlled?"}
+{"text":"Just do something interesting! Doesn't matter what. Do something fun, creative, unique. Go wild with a single extremely OP concept and then balance everything around that. Asymmetrical fun! Don't play safe. MMOs and competitive gaming in general have lobotomized vidya design."}
+{"text":"Remember the Naga or the Chaos Orcs in Warcraft III? Campaign-only units that were never made into actual factions? You are fucking retarded for using Warcraft III as example of multiplayer being bad for games because that game has had a competitive multiplayer scene for over 20 years and still receive balance updates meanwhile it's generally agreed to be one of the strategy games of all times."}
+{"text":"meanwhile it's generally agreed to be one of the strategy games of all times. Here, we agree."}
+{"text":"Just do something interesting! Doesn't matter what. Do something fun, creative, unique. Go wild with a single extremely OP concept and then balance everything around that. Asymmetrical fun! Don't play safe. So basically: Disregard the majority of the playerbase and cater a whole game to my vaguely defined personal taste that change every 5 minutes"}
+{"text":"Strategy games do this all of the time. Remember the Naga or the Chaos Orcs in Warcraft III? But nower days we can't have that, because muh multiplayer. Yeah a campaign only race that has a few maps released after Warcraft3 had an expansion that was ONE YEAR AFTER RELEASE. And you are here throwing a tantrum over a tiny portion of a game that is NOT EVEN RELEASED YET. Learn some patience with the world and stop acting like some instant gratification child."}
+{"text":"Imperatrix Victoria released! Up for some kino?"}
+{"text":"I would assume because victoria 3 is bad"}
+{"text":"Just play EuV, it's basically victoria (and a better one at that than the actual v3) but set a few centuries earlier"}
+{"text":"This looks cool. I might buy imperator just for this."}
+{"text":"Ok but eu5 is just a modified imperator."}
+{"text":"It's a completely broken version of imperator, too."}
+{"text":"be maybe 12 see this game in a magazine hyped as 3D RTS screens look ugly so ignore mom and dad buy PC for Christmas no games, so buy magazine with demo disk Myth is there decide to check it out Bagrada! holy fucking kino! I'm now an old fuck and jaded about games, nothing catches my attention and everything seems shit. I have these initially sad moments when I launch modded Myth 2 just to kill some time and it's always a breathtaking experience. The narrative, the missions, the gore, the battles, the feeling of hopelessness... Yet you still micro, you still fight, you eventually win and then you see this screen with stats, see your heroes and casualties and it hits hard. No game has ever had this long-lasting impression on me, I don't think it's nostalgia, I just think it's THAT GOOD. Lets talk about it, shall we? Any anons on here been myffin lately?"}
+{"text":"This but Fantasy General."}
+{"text":"we found tha codex stayvun"}
+{"text":"I must be the only person who preferred Myth's western animation style to Myth II's anime style."}
+{"text":"Why is M-dude from Whomp here?"}
+{"text":"Casualty Casualty"}
+{"text":"how come the a-train series never took off"}
+{"text":"It's doing just fine in Japan. But why not the West. Our choo-choo games go back to Sid Meier and his game loop is completely focused on logistics. It's best seen with Transport Tycoon, the most popular of these which actually lets you play with no trains at all. Japanese choo-choo games weren't made by Americans. Japanese railways are for transporting people, not garbage between factories. People come into these expecting \"American railway, Japan\" and bounce off the moment where nothing they're looking for is there. There are no factories, no city imports and exports, no selecting which cars to put between which station to haul the right cargo. Simply put, it is a simulation of a Japanese railway company and as such is a completely different game to the DOS tycoons. The only commonality is that it has trains. Their game loop focuses on things like creating tight and efficient timetables. Handling morning/afternoon commute rushes. Setting up stores and tourist attractions. I.e. your typical JR daughter company bread and butter."}
+{"text":"Train autists not liking weeby shit Que?"}
+{"text":"its mostly the ui, even the full menu in picrel you have to enable over 5 options in the settings menu. the option to show the junction options is also in the settings menu and not turned on by default so your trains will constantly get stuck until you figure out you need to open up options and enable show junction options so you can actually route your trains. then the routing itself is not the \"normal\" place block signals here and here and there and until it works, you need to remember up to 20 trains and what they should do at each station. theres no way to check which trains stop where so you just need to remember which tracks they run and hope you dont fuck anything up. I played it today and that was my biggest pet peeve what anon says is right but its both different and completely opaque, theres no tools to inspect the simulation, no population maps, no demand meters, no indication of the flow of people, no district boundaries, just whatever you can guestimate the population and demand is from the number of buildings and ridership numbers (of each train, individually). You place down apartments and hotels and does it even have any purpose other than turning a measely profit. I suppose this is a fairly accurate of being an actual train company, but it goes against the west's whole \"more information = better\" style I dont know thats just my impression of playing a few hours, its like an obscure puzzle box which is not ideal for mainstream appeal, but i imagine its quite rewarding once youve got an internal model of how the simulation works. In hindsight there might've been something I missed in the report tab since I just wanted to check how fucked my companies profits are."}
+{"text":"Western train autists also do scheduling simulations with their model railroads complete with time cards and waybills. Its not some cultural inability to grasp scheduling. The simple reason why A-Train didn't do so well in the west was the lack of advertising because Artdink just straight up didn't give a shit outside of making a basic localization and tossing them randomly into stores where they disappeared in a sea of other autistic sim and management games. Most people only found out that there was a Japanese equivalent to Transport Fever/Transport Tycoon/Railroads that went all the way back to the 80's when All Aboard! Tourism came out because they actually advertised it and it was on the Switch."}
+{"text":"Most people over 50 still don't like anime, it's a fact."}
+{"text":"Is modded Distant Worlds Universe still better than DW2 and Stellaris?"}
+{"text":"For some reason I thought that number was misleading but after looking at my own game it might not be. Have you already researched the best survey tech? If you have, having a mining station or colonizing the planet will increase the survey value too."}
+{"text":"You are correct, I do have the highest value of survey tech for exploration ships but I forgot that stations will continue to go past the cap of 100 that the survey modules will go to. Although, and I should have clarified this, the womhole drive event tied to the planet said in the editor it was set to a discovery level of 100, hence my confusion as to why it didn't activate when I had explored the planet up to survey level 100."}
+{"text":"How long after the Shakturi colonize their first few worlds is the story event that allows for all the other empires to build their mega ships triggered? I read that it's supposed to be when the Shakturi start bringing in their own planet destroyer ships through the second batch of rifts, it's been at least two or three decades in-game time maybe even longer) and so far the planet busters haven't shown up yet."}
+{"text":"I still return to DWU from time to time. It was king of the space 4Xs for a long while, but its flaws are starting to catch up with it. Sad to say, waging war in the game is a chore. Enemy empires spam you with tiny hit and run fleets which pick off random mining stations, and there’s no way to keep track of what’s been destroyed so you can rebuild it later. The systems feature countless planets and moons with various resources but no way to pin a site so you can deal with it later. And even when an enemy homeworld is being bombed their gay little fleets are still zipping around random frontier worlds harassing freighters and causing endless pop ups with that annoying alert sound. Still…nothing comes close to that comfy sense of wonder as you explore and the progression of your empire economy as your colonies grow and develop. And the ground combat mogs stellaris. I’ll probably be shelving DWU for good soon, only because conquest is too stressful and annoying for my 30 year old boomer brain. Stellaris has more content and replayability at this point but that DWU civilian economy is irreplaceable. All those traders flying resources around…HNNNNNG"}
+{"text":"only because conquest is too stressful and annoying for my 30 year old boomer brain You could always try setting up a solo empire game with the maximum amount of space creatures to get the comfy early game expansion without having to worry about the conquest stresses. Maybe some pirates too, though in DWU they can eventually form their own empires if left to their own devices long enough, no? (It's been a while since I played the first game). A lot of the complaints you bring up I also sympathize with, I'm pretty sure both games have a search feature, but being unable to pin stuff for reference later is a feature I'd like as well. Constant attack alerts are also annoying, but for me personally I view it as an immersive feature of being the leading body of the empire. The job is never really finished. As for fighting all the hit and run tactics of the AI empires... I just kind of let it happen after a certain point. If a station that has a high quality luxury resource gets destroyed and it slips under my radar to rebuild, that's just part of the game. Something like an auto-build recently destroyed mining bases would be nice though. Maybe give it an additional administrative cost associated with it, or rebuild orders might just naturally stacking up and getting in the way of constructor ships being assigned to new base building would be enough. DWU has the benefit of years of mods though, especially ones addressing AI behaviors. I haven't played with much else expect for BaconUI, have you tried any or are you having the same problems regardless?"}
+{"text":"You guys seriously think EUV is playable?"}
+{"text":"Unplayable until they finish MEIOU for EUV"}
+{"text":"You guys seriously think a frogpost is a decent OP?"}
+{"text":"greatest of all time LMAO at this delusion greatest in series Well yeah but that's a really low bar now isn't it?"}
+{"text":"After 10 years, they never fixed the problem of religions disintegrating too easily in CK2. Or the problem of war settlements being breathtakingly unrealistic. They also never fixed many, MANY annoying problems in EU4. EU5 is enjoyable right now as long as you stay away from the parts of it that are blatantly unfinished. It's got a lot of new systems that I love."}
+{"text":"Its not delusion if its true."}
+{"text":"Is polytopia the only halfway decent mobile strategy game? I know the entire mobile market is cancer but there's gotta be something else I can play on my phone during breaks or when I'm taking a shit at work"}
+{"text":"What could you possibly find confusing about it? Each upgrade gives you an extra resource from all tiles of a certain type you own. If you have 20 river tiles and upgrade food on river tiles, you get extra 20 food each turn. Unless there are any cities on these tiles - then they count as city tiles and not river tiles."}
+{"text":"Polytopia is the best 4X ever because it's entirely about direct tactics and strategy rather than which specific modifier you made use to snowball out of control by the time the fights hit."}
+{"text":"Yea it's more expensive and less productive to develop in desert/ocean than it is on grassland/rivers and so on."}
+{"text":"Clash of Clans is a ripoff of Backyard Monsters"}
+{"text":"Elyrion, very easy to splash ground units to meet the breakpoints for knight kill chains"}
+{"text":"Why is the 3rd game in a strategy series often cursed? HW3 sucks AoE3 sucks DoW3 sucks Victoria 3 sucks HoI 3 sucks Civ 3 sucks Stronghold 3 sucks Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is why you follow the potc path where if the first movie is a hit you write a larger overarching story to get at least a trilogy out of it."}
+{"text":"What a disaster"}
+{"text":"I don't think there's a common reason. But for a lot of these the sequel arrived right at the brink of the 3D transition, which meant worse graphics, less units/things on the screen. Since that shit cost more to make, they dumbed down the gameplay for casuals to sell more copies, but nobody liked it. For some others, there was a huge timeskip between 2 and 3, and most of the original team left or got a decade older. Also Civ 3 was good."}
+{"text":"I mean that made it loathsome, but the gameplay isn't good either."}
+{"text":"Right. I actually had interest in the game because of that new game mode they added. I never had hope the story was going to be good but hey if the game mode was fun maybe it's a I'll pick it up when it goes into the bargain bin. The game felt like shit. And the demo destroyed any interest I had in it."}
+{"text":"What comes after the Dark Age of Comics? It should have ended by now"}
+{"text":"everything has been unreadable garbage for that long. He thinks the Dark Age of comics is a literal definition concerning quality How many comics have you actually read?"}
+{"text":"it's all fake and gay"}
+{"text":"Personally I like to go with the term Post-Crash for comics after the industry crash of 1993 to 1997."}
+{"text":"He thinks the Dark Age of comics is a literal definition concerning quality I always thought that the \"dark age\" was named after the dark tone of the comic books in that era."}
+{"text":"It ended when Manga took over in the 2010's. Now, comics are just dead. Disney buying Marvel and DC doing the New52 killed everything."}
+{"text":"make a show that tries to balance itself between being for young kids and teenagers cancelled because it wasn't popular enough with the kids to having merchandising pay for it If they tried to reboot Danny Phantom with a bit more mature tones and put it up on Paramount+ or Netflix, do you think it would do better compared to how it did on Nickelodeon?"}
+{"text":"cartoonbros got shafted, the south park and spongebob accesories were stupid as well"}
+{"text":"Yes, retard"}
+{"text":"he has to resort to ad homineum no."}
+{"text":"No, watch the show, you cuck"}
+{"text":"/v/ is stealing superheroes and that's our thing!"}
+{"text":"I want /v/ to leave"}
+{"text":"Eat shit and fuck off"}
+{"text":"trannified acceptable that's a man with boobs acceptable trannified"}
+{"text":"Yesterday was MLK day, post black matches"}
+{"text":"Necrozma would beat The goddess of light, but it doesn't matter for Ash vs Yugi because Ash never captured that thing nor can he scale to it in any way"}
+{"text":"What opponents? I don't think he's discussed much"}
+{"text":"all of them haven't destroyed a single universe btw"}
+{"text":"1 sneak"}
+{"text":"She did"}
+{"text":"What do you think of Marcy?"}
+{"text":"Are you Marcy's type? pic related"}
+{"text":"That's not Marcy's type. That's a giant salamander."}
+{"text":"*Kisses you*"}
+{"text":"Shaq and the mountain have restriction orders against Marcy"}
+{"text":"What makes this show so appealing? What qualities make a show this good"}
+{"text":"Dude, i played this stupid ass game, it's ass as a game, and its themes are really poorly explored, do not try to sell me this garbage, i already tried it and formed my opinion, and it's trash, and actually, yeah, keep that shit for /v/ too."}
+{"text":"Right? Is an amazing setting, reminds me of the World of Darkness gameline. Zim and the guys fro coffin could probably fit perfectly in such a scenario. Jhonen Vasquez should make a videogame based on the invader zim universe"}
+{"text":"The only true \"fanbase\" is me, and me alone, and I am working on a stop-motion short that hopefully captures the tone of Johnen's work better than even the movie did because I love everything he has done and was obsessed with everything he did as a teenager to the point that his sensibilities are my sensibilities yes I am mildly schizophrenic but that matters not arthoes and the modern alt crowd are going to eat it up I just need to finish before Digger comes out because I am petrified that we are doing similar concepts"}
+{"text":"Please post it when you've finished it, anon! I'm starving for more content like this"}
+{"text":"facts"}
+{"text":"I knew it. Doctor Doom is worse than a Gypsy. He is, Allah forgive me, a Gayreek."}
+{"text":"I doubt this crap (that you have to pay to use after the first time; fuck whoever thought of implementing that) is accurate, especially on drawings."}
+{"text":"How would you rate Erdogan's leadership?"}
+{"text":"I thought it was cum on his face"}
+{"text":"Yes she is sexy. But is she a good character."}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"He just lacks the gadgets & prep time plot devices."}
+{"text":"And ass"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"She's kinda lame"}
+{"text":"be superhero have arch enemy he makes a clone of you only it's a little girl how do you respond without sounding mad?"}
+{"text":"Take custody of her as a legal guardian (the courts will still give him weekends)."}
+{"text":"That's disgusting. I hate how gooners have ruined every single discussion."}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"Be nice."}
+{"text":"You son of a bitch... is she for me?"}
+{"text":"Cute as a boot."}
+{"text":"Oh, HW got blown alright."}
+{"text":"The fruit is the womb. The seeds are the kids."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of 10 as the category with the ancient ones, like beings on a far higher scale. GOLB is definitely stronger than Lich to the point it’s comical so I guess he can be an 11 but the main point is HW is extremely strong, definitely the strongest wizard in the multiverse, but she doesn’t quite reach the top of the top."}
+{"text":"Only if the kids are actually the seeds inside the fruit and even then so long as you don't eat the seeds they should be fine. I personally prefer the idea that any fruit she sprouts is just a symptom of the pregnancy and not the actual kids growing out of her head but that's just me."}
+{"text":"I thought that the fruit was just like a sign and not any actual fetus's Now I'm just picturing her doing it the human way like how she grew a mouth Oh shit is that how humans give birth? I can do tha-AHHH FUCK THIS WAS A MISTAKE"}
+{"text":"Transformers, Go-Bots, Rescue Bots, etc. Transforming robots thread. If you wanted to introduce a friend to one of these franchises, which cartoon show or comic would you recommend? For me, it's still the G1 show, although I would consider the new Skybound 2023 comics under Dean Warren Johnson for someone more into modern \"hardcore\" grimdeath. And honestly I would love to recommend Beast Wars but the animation just does not hold up to modern standards and would be a turn-off for most new viewers."}
+{"text":"Season 1 of the G1 show is surprisingly tightly written and well done. Season 2 is a drag. Yes there's fun moments and some ciol lore, but its just so mediocre overall and doesn't feel like it amounts to much. Season 3 is full of great ideas but still subject to status quo which hurts. still I'd say the most memorable writing in the show to me comes from season 3 and stuff like Webworld. Season 4 is whatever. It's a rushed conclusion, juggling too much. The Arcee and Daniel storyline is the standout of it. ."}
+{"text":"Uh, so I got into buyfagging and now I'm in over my head. I just wanted to read the new Transformers comics, and buy some of the G1 comics I had as a kid. Now, I've got these fancy sound chip versions that sounded really cool, but I don't need to read because I already have those issues. But, I don't know what to do with them? Do I just hold onto them for posterity? The plastic bags they're in have kind of scrungled. Plus, there's a battery in there. Do I need to worry about a battery leaking? Do I need to unbag these? Leave them bagged? Slab? I genuinely don't know what I'm doing with these."}
+{"text":"Season 3 was such wasted potential, It's my favorite of g1. The status quo never truely allowing things to progress and then just bringing Optimus back ruining Rodimus prime. I got the feeling like they just wanted transformers to be over with by the end of the season. What makes it extra funny is Japan just killing Optimus again in their season 4."}
+{"text":"And rodimus there still being a failure and they pushing another leader in his place. But then Headmasters is literally a bad comedy."}
+{"text":"What did you think of season 5 with claymation Optimus?"}
+{"text":"Homestuck is dead, long live Homestuck! If you had the power to assign a studio to the Homestuck show, who do you feel would be a better choice than Spindlehorse, aka the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss people?"}
+{"text":"this. so much this. who knew one jade8lood could 8ankrupt the semen market 8y just existin6"}
+{"text":"I wanna smooch all over Polypa’s burn scars as I cuddle her"}
+{"text":"this is now /hs6/ (Hiveswap 6eneral) all homestyck posters will 8e raped to death"}
+{"text":"hussie was at the furry convention in boston last weekend lol"}
+{"text":"woop woop"}
+{"text":"Would you marry Fiona?"}
+{"text":"I will turn into a brainless nigger that rapes any media I come in contact with for personal pleasure"}
+{"text":"It's her top fantasy"}
+{"text":"NOOOOO FINN DONT DO IT DONT FUCK THE SHAPESHIFTING CAT VERSION OF ME YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE MY BLOODLINE BY FUCKING BRONWYN INSTEAD PLEASE BRO DONT DO THIS, THE CAT EGGS WONT TAKE YOUR SEMEN MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS WAITING IN YOUR TRAILER AS WE SPEAK, YOU CAN STILL DO THE RIGHT THING"}
+{"text":"Since she can enter his head now, do you suppose she likes to watch?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Hippy from the 1960's makes a parody of Disney as a joke, but it's so low-effort and uninteresting that it was essentially a film school experiment that was screened exactly once 60 years later: this is LOST AND DISTURBING DISNEY MEDIA... What causes this behavior?"}
+{"text":"The worst part is that it wasn't disturbing at all"}
+{"text":"Yeah it was more of an amusing shitpost than anything else."}
+{"text":"soulless 20-second commercial made to sell some shitty product is no longer aired, may never be seen by anyone again normal person response: \"good.\" lost media enthusiast: \"WHATAFUCK THIS IS LIKE WHEN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BURNT DOWN WE NEED TO FIND IT AND MAKE A DOZEN 40-MINUTE VIDEO ESSAYS ABOUT IT!!!!!! I LOVE COMMERCIALS!\" I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit, nevermind the shit that's \"lost\" because it was never circulated in the first place like some flash video made as an inside joke between friends and never uploaded publicly, or video evidence of serial killers never released by police. How much longer until we see titles like \"The Search for Daisy's Destruction [DARKEST Lost Media Yet?!?!]\""}
+{"text":"I know you are usinh that as an example of how desperate lost mediafags can be but that isn't lost"}
+{"text":"Turn iconic character like Frankenstein's Monster into a cute little girl Why is this so common in comics?"}
+{"text":"They know their audience."}
+{"text":"Is N a whore? How much r34 does a character need to become a whore Someone said 1000"}
+{"text":"Fine by me."}
+{"text":"I miss the cynwalker coomers."}
+{"text":"Jiper Rifle"}
+{"text":"of course Nfags like unreal tournament"}
+{"text":"keep up the good work"}
+{"text":"I'm convinced this show came out 15-16 years too early. The message of the left always eating their own really resonates with me."}
+{"text":"We already know what her intentions were. Escape arrest by any means necessary even if that mean driving through law officers. Sorry asshole but that's plenty of grounds for someone to use leathal force in self defense law officer or otherwise. They denied her medical help Calling bullshit on this as it sounds like a lefty new bite taking something out of context as usual."}
+{"text":"ghoul driving it slammed on the gas. Because she was shot and dead. Hard to move your foot when you are dead"}
+{"text":"revisionism So it's the Officer's fault that the car was moving towards him before he pulled the trigger. Got it."}
+{"text":"The tires were pointed away from him.."}
+{"text":"From the guy holding the door, or the guy who shot?"}
+{"text":"From Bob Camp’s Facebook"}
+{"text":"Don’t forget the backlash lead to the whole #BetterCartoon trend, which revealed that even working on their own, lots of modern cartoonists are fucking terrible at coming up with something new"}
+{"text":"No duh, the season was leaked to be completed nearly two years ago and was just being sat on. APC was awful in a bizarre way. The leaked episode was just straight boring."}
+{"text":"You forgot that this might be the last thing R&S will ever get"}
+{"text":"You know this reminds me of a Beatles song"}
+{"text":"I’m guessing no one even wanted to work on this, and those who did were basically phoning it in."}
+{"text":"Marie Kanker is amazing!"}
+{"text":"oh double d"}
+{"text":"double d is too OCD to ever speak in improper English."}
+{"text":"Glad to know I'm not alone in seeing similarities between Marie and Shiver."}
+{"text":"What the FUCK did THEY mean by THIS?"}
+{"text":"Fun Facts: Scenes of Gwendolyn seducing the guy were cut from most countries because it implies zoophilia. The animation studio was in Munich Ohmstrasse 15 which contains apartments. Probably rented a room or two to produce that cartoon. Nothing reminds that there was an actual cartoon studio. There used to be stuffed animals. Plushophiles would love to fuck Gwendolyn."}
+{"text":"There used to be stuffed animals Be realistic, there is no way they looked good."}
+{"text":"The dog looks strange to be 'onest"}
+{"text":"I have the intense urge to light this thing on fire"}
+{"text":"Ben Reilly's supervillain arc has officially been shitcanned Sorry, Zeb Wells! Paul's future in Spider-Man isn't looking too good anymore either."}
+{"text":"I mean the Chasm costume is like a Symbiote except it's not alive so why not keep it"}
+{"text":"Dark Web was pointless. We got Rek-Rap out of it so it was worth it."}
+{"text":"anon we have Daniel Way Deadpool comics at home"}
+{"text":"Getting an inferior copy of Deadpool was somehow worth it. No, it really wasn't. Rek-Rap is a trash character."}
+{"text":"I like Rek-Rap because he's basically a throwback to Venom's silly phase."}
+{"text":"Who are your favorite /co/ boys?"}
+{"text":"I can't believe he'd do that to his son"}
+{"text":"It's grim incest is only hot when it's fictional"}
+{"text":"well luckily they're not actually flapjack and Captain, I could see it if someone used their live action designs but they didn't"}
+{"text":"is that an edit. I thought elio was cute enough"}
+{"text":"he's only cute from the front"}
+{"text":"How does Sandman wash himself if he's weak to water?"}
+{"text":"As cute as they are, who wants to clean up that shit everyday? Probably gets spread in the whole place."}
+{"text":"What do you even do in this situation"}
+{"text":"He doesn't, he's stinky"}
+{"text":"Forget that. He doesn't even have legs"}
+{"text":"Flamethrower EEEEVERYTHING. Turn the guy into glass and wrecking-ball him to death."}
+{"text":"True. That bit is more than Candace usually has."}
+{"text":"Perry creampies his own butthole?"}
+{"text":"Candace is top shelf"}
+{"text":"Candace is the ideal Giraffe girl"}
+{"text":"High tier cute lanky gal."}
+{"text":"Did he ruin the industry?"}
+{"text":"EVERYONE Most white people liked it, black protagonists and most old white rich male characters being evil isn't exactly something that puts off normal whites. But a lot of black people hated it, specifically political grifters who shake in their boots at the thought that black people should be responsible for their own failure or success and everyone who agrees with the narrative of \"being owed\" that those people push."}
+{"text":"Sure thing, Troony."}
+{"text":"Obsessed faggot."}
+{"text":"By dying"}
+{"text":"If timmies suck so much maybe your tios and tias should go home."}
+{"text":"Provide References for all requested characters and keep them to one image/post Keep requests /co/ related and keep them concise. General OC discussion belongs in \"Work on your art\" and the Donut Steel threads. However, OC requests are allowed as long as they aren't /trash/ material or fanfiction. If it's not /coc/ you must provide a link to the comic or cartoon. Be patient and take it easy! Don't forget to check the booru to see if your request was filled. Drawfriends, don't hold back. If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Keep art critique short, otherwise take it to the Batman thread. No one is entitled to a request delivery. Don't bump or \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. No spam. No begging. To delete a post click on the box next to Anonymous, look at the bottom right of the page, and click Delete (NOT File Only) Don't fight spam with spam Don't post reaction images Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"take a screencap, i don't have an account so i can't see the post"}
+{"text":"Requesting the late great Goat smoking a bong with a happy Pigman. (or Pigmen). - Both of them have little floating wings on their shoulders and small halos. Goat is blowing out a cloud of smoke saying \"Maybe this won't be so bad after all\" (hard Rock/goth /metal angels optional)"}
+{"text":"Requesting Enid and Wilhamena making this face"}
+{"text":"Every morning the same dreadful look at the dumb stuff this flooder posted while we were asleep"}
+{"text":"DAMN!"}
+{"text":"I DO want to become something else but it is not a fetish for me, I don't get my wires crossed by the idea of transforming Are there any comics that explore willing transformation from one species to another? Basically the opposite of this one. So far every single comic about human becoming animal or whatever I find always has the humans in question never wanting or asking for it, but I'm curious if any have explored what would happen if someone wanted to become something else so much maybe even at the cost of other people Orr am I just gonna have to write that myself"}
+{"text":"Based fellow shapeshifter chad"}
+{"text":"Even the myth of Tiresias?"}
+{"text":"Depend of who is telling it. If it's Ovid, the answer is definitely YES."}
+{"text":"I really like the points where Kazz runs an analysis of his situation and settles that despite his life becoming a nightmare it is what's keeping him and his safe and his best friend alive, and proceeds to put more effort in understanding his yinglet body to show gratitude towards the trademaster"}
+{"text":"Why did she never attain anywhere near Harley’s popularity?"}
+{"text":"How many capes has Superman had to replace because of her How many pairs of red trunks"}
+{"text":"She's in second place when it comes to destroying Superman's costume. First place is Lois."}
+{"text":"Someone needs to write this"}
+{"text":"This series would be perfect if it weren't for all the episodes that didn't feature classic Batman villains"}
+{"text":"Some people are going to be forever mad that Timm's art style evolved and that they went with a more Frank Miller-influenced characterization for Batman."}
+{"text":"alright but come on, that Joker redesign was pure ass. He looked like Dr. Drakken."}
+{"text":"I wonder if the creators were influenced by Streets of Fire? This movie mixed classic elements with modern ones such as 1950s police uniforms and modern technology."}
+{"text":"Yeah, the idea was to make him look like a grinning skull. He eventually took the criticism and made a better design for Return of the Joker which got carried into Justice League. More the Burton film which combined the 1980s with the 1940s though he may have been inspired a bit by Streets of Fire."}
+{"text":"Could have achieved the same effect with dark shadows obscuring his face in scenes desu"}
+{"text":"Pick your poison /co/"}
+{"text":"Can't blame him"}
+{"text":"Would you fit in with any of these cliques?"}
+{"text":"3 4 4 4 or 6 2or 5"}
+{"text":"she The guy looks like Bane, my dude"}
+{"text":"Absolutely not."}
+{"text":"Shadow's love interests are doomed to die, so figures."}
+{"text":"Good job Anon, you killed Rouge."}
+{"text":"It's for the best. We can never have a Rouge-centric thread without it devolving into either: Shipping wars Porn Bigdad Samefagging All of the above It's very tiresome."}
+{"text":"Trip seems more like his little sister than anything Knuckles is so irrelevant these days that he's only kept around to enforce brand recognition as opposed to any meaningful contributions. They even poke fun at this in the IDW comics when he thought he could teach Trip how to be a good guardian only to discover she's already better off than him to begin with poor Knuckles"}
+{"text":"we're reliving the 80s Get along Gang-era \"everything must be rounded off and safe for children\" cartoons."}
+{"text":"MAWS first season did well, because Lois was cute and everybody enjoys WMAF love stories."}
+{"text":"Post sexy ryona of the MC."}
+{"text":"There's some stuff going on in Japan now which is why a lot of popular manga are getting done in live-action rather than animated They're kinda sick of the merchandise hellscape"}
+{"text":"That and it's DC, so it's got legacy to boost it. Plus, unlike Beware the Batman which required a lot of 3D modeling, they can churn out MAWS easy peasy."}
+{"text":"Glorious Superhero action comedy cartoon. Setup is that during a devastating attack by an alien invasion force the famous heroine Glorious sacrificed herself to destroy the alien mothership, crippling the invasion and helping save the Earth. Except thats not what happened. Glorious didn't sacrifice herself at all, she was simply trapped far from home in deep space with no idea how to get back. Five years later, in a stolen space ship, Glorious finally returns to an Earth that thinks her long dead. She reconnects with friends and family, tries to put her life back together, and get things back to the way things... wait, who the fuck is that? Who is that buff guy flying around in my colors and symbol? What do you MEAN he is calling himself \"Glorious\"? Thats MY NAME! The Glorious name, after her 'death', has been taken up by a pure-hearted fanboy of the original. He's super thrilled that she is alive and back, and he'd love to give the name back to her, there is just one problem: it turns out that the new Glorious is way more popular than the original. No matter how many times they both insist that she should get the name back, everyone just calls her 'Lady Glorious'. Whats worse, Glorious (lady) quickly comes to the upsetting realization that Glorious (dude) isn't just more famous, he's waaaay stronger than she is. Except that he doesn't realize it! He idolizes the original so much that he just assumes that he could never live up to her example, and keeps assuming that she's as strong or stronger than he is. Which isn't true, but she's much too proud to admit it, forcing herself to power through challenges that she knows are out of her league in order to not lose face in front of this imposter. Which only convinces the new Glorious even more that she is much more unstoppable than she really is, which gets her into more trouble, etc. Make it a comedy between this prideful idiot and her stronger, but naive, fanboy successor. Also bombastic super fights."}
+{"text":"parents associations will cancel it well then just say they are lesbians on social media BRILLIANT!"}
+{"text":"A show where I rape femboys"}
+{"text":"Three triplets (one boy, one girl, one of deliberately unknown sex) who run elections among the kids to decide on changes to the neighborhood, one of them is about keeping things the same, one is about changing, and one is about unorthodox third options. Basically it would be a semi-educational show about politics and what influences it, but at a local level and mostly regarding things that kids would care about."}
+{"text":"An animated series of the Webcomic, Lena as it pretty much plays or reads like and has very similar format and humour to the American Sunday/newspaper comics like Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Baby Blues, Dilbert and Phoebe and her Unicorn also make her parents, her neighbour's dad and her Teacher less abusive and the Peter Griffin looking dad (in the image in the right) more bumbling along with some of the episodes being animated versions of the continuing stories, like the one where Lena and her friends have a sleepover round hers but leave out the the subplot of the mother wanting to have sex with the dad to cover up getting pregnant and cheating with some other guy"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to make a thread of 4cucks and it keep saying no"}
+{"text":"I'm totally not underage guys"}
+{"text":"keep doing it for years until they relent and add you to the source code"}
+{"text":"Do you think you'd get along with the Ongezellig girls if they existed in our 3d world?"}
+{"text":"'zellig bump, have a lovely South African maid"}
+{"text":"what if you stuck your finger in there and yanked downward"}
+{"text":"In your opinions?"}
+{"text":"Stop being gay."}
+{"text":"Keep sucking bitch boy."}
+{"text":"Same person."}
+{"text":"None of these are even remotely dynamic. All superheroes do is punch. The most dynamic move they know is an uppercut"}
+{"text":"You don't even see the punch connecting It doesn't need to. The effect is there even without a connect being shown. When western comics do it, there's no effect, just two characters posing."}
+{"text":"Hapoy birthday"}
+{"text":"Idgi"}
+{"text":"Why is there a demon outside of hell?"}
+{"text":"literally named comics AND CARTOONS"}
+{"text":"Me."}
+{"text":"Hello and welcome. I know OP’s post had a lot of big scary words in it next to the picture, but if you would go ahead and bother to read it, you might catch the implication that he is talking about an up and coming animated movie. Since this is /co/, the comics and cartoon board, this is an appropriate topic because animated films are classified as cartoons. I hope that clears things up and that you either gtfo or lurk moar before posting in the future. Have a nice rest of your day!"}
+{"text":"Me any problem?"}
+{"text":"I wish Stanley would look more like this. Also, Disney is going to kill it with their shitty version."}
+{"text":"Mornin' /co/, want some leftover pizza for breakfast? W.I.T.C.H. thread"}
+{"text":"Some of the pages of my issue number 1 have a little bit of water damage, I wonder how that happened."}
+{"text":"\"Here at Pepperidge Farms we make our comics the old-fashioned way... by coomers, FOR coomers. And we wouldn't have it any other way.\""}
+{"text":"Witch threads make me feel like it’s a watch list Jesus Christ"}
+{"text":"You say that as if it were a bad thing."}
+{"text":"Not even to see the other girls?"}
+{"text":"Moxxie should be more assertive."}
+{"text":"how much of a closeted queer was moxxies dad to kill his mom? i mean, just look at her, shes a 10/10 by imp standards, imagine marrying that and then just killing her because you are too much of a bitch to put her in her place what a fag"}
+{"text":"Not a queer, he's just a psychopath who chose business over family. But since this is Vivzie Hell he's guaranteed to take it up the ass 50% of the time."}
+{"text":"He's the voice director"}
+{"text":"I sure hope Angel Dust isn't gonna get a recycled version of his backstory."}
+{"text":"Lucifer is really getting really lonely without Lilith, isnt he?"}
+{"text":"Laika's films are so unprofitable for studios that its latest release has to be distributed by Fathom, a company that tends to only do limited rereleases What went so wrong? If it weren't for Nike they would have gone under a decade ago"}
+{"text":"Karma for what they did to Vinton"}
+{"text":"What I don't understand is how a failed trust fund rapper decided to go into stop motion of all things. There's footage of him animating too so it's not like it's some larp"}
+{"text":"Just seen this,what do I think of the pilot?"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"The weak should fear the strong"}
+{"text":"I'm sure someome masturbated to the bodyhorror."}
+{"text":"Absolutely"}
+{"text":"Horrifying"}
+{"text":"they did a celebration drawing for it"}
+{"text":"Nick isn't a pathetic manchild at all. He acts his own age and is nothing like Pawbert."}
+{"text":"third film better have more interesting bird characters. i mean not a single crocodile or unique lizard in 2? come on"}
+{"text":"It got a one-month extension on China so yeah"}
+{"text":"WHY DOES DISNEY ONLY CARE ABOUT ASIANS???"}
+{"text":"Nerdification thread?"}
+{"text":"bullying nerds"}
+{"text":"Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy should return to their nerdy roots, they were both respectable members of their field before becoming villains, Pamela was very meek while Harleen Quinzel was actually quite formal and respectable as a Psychologist. An angle I'd play up for Poison Ivy is mimicry, what if Ivy didn't actually become a super hot bombshell from the process that turned her into a human/plant hybrid and essentially kept her old form? What is she's still her old nerdy self but the pollen and pheromones just warp people's perception of her? So just imagine all of those usual sultry or dangerous lines coming out with stuttering or the occasional slip up, her outfit could be padded as she's a figurative and literal beanpole, or she could put on a bit of weight since a diet of primarily meats and photosynthesis is bound to have strange effects on even a hybrid body. As for Harley I can see it as learning into her classic side with her simply chilling the fuck out, being manic all the time is not good for one's mental health and she understands that, so everyone's a little surprised when she's dressed normally (partially depending on if she's got bleached skin or if it's still grease paint) and acting normally, which also means a lot of the time when she's being annoying it's entirely on purpose. TLDR:Poison Ivy goes full chunni TurboNerd and Harley shows her more studious and subdued self."}
+{"text":"Good girl fetish"}
+{"text":"Purification"}
+{"text":"ivy is her usual sultry and seductive self around anyone else becomes a shy blushing stuttering mess around Harley I don’t know how anon. But by mixing that with Harley acting professional around people she likes, you’ve somehow fixed Harley X Ivy"}
+{"text":"yeah but seriously.... how did you do the snake thing?"}
+{"text":"Shrek is definitely better than POE"}
+{"text":"The official Christian and Jewish interpretation until recently was they used black magic. The Christian version has it he satan helping them while the Jewish has them using stolen divine names to control demons and spirits. I think the muslim interpretation is closer to the Jewish."}
+{"text":"No step on snek"}
+{"text":"Jews believed in the idea that there were many gods, and a god is tied to their land and temple, just like everyone else at the time this foundation myth took place. YHWH was the god of Judea, exclusive to the Jews, and the great temple was is \"home\". It wasn't until the take over of Judaea, the destruction of the great temple, and their exile, did they shift to this idea that God was everywhere, and that there was only one God, because how can they worship their god if he didn't have a home anymore, and still think he was superior?"}
+{"text":"How would they acknowledge it? Would they get upset and start mourning their precious snakes? It's just quick imagery to emphasize how much stronger big G is than them. It's also in the middle of a musical number so there isn't really time to anyway."}
+{"text":"Never watched twende but i like this guy."}
+{"text":"shirt but no pants why do they do this?"}
+{"text":"people that are above you are…LE BAD"}
+{"text":"They originated in America even. But I guess maybe anon has full English breakfasts and beans on toast in mind. Baked beans are a big deal there, so a guy eating them straight out of the can maybe hits a bit harder for that audience."}
+{"text":"Filtered"}
+{"text":"I heard his novels are ok, but not as good as his comic work."}
+{"text":"but specifically in the climax Rorschach displays more moral fortitude than any other character in the rest of the comic. He's a coward who cannot deal with what's going on, so he kills himself. He's commiting suicide at the climax, anon, Manhatten or not. If he actually wanted to expose Adrian, he could stay with them and pretend to go along with it until they get back to the mainland, but he's literally incapable of that. He's leaving to go die in the tundra."}
+{"text":"people that are above you are…LE BAD He isn't wrong, i can count with one hand the people richer than me that i'd call decent. And i'm sure they have their own dirt."}
+{"text":"entire music video is animated in alight motion and drawn in ibis paint (all free apps to use) pilot got over 90M+ views at some point made by one single person excluding the song community is still going strong after cancellation whats stopping you from making your dreams come true, anons?"}
+{"text":"I’m not a woman thus I can’t use mass hysteria to get people to watch my tumblr sexyman slop."}
+{"text":"I don't wanna make cartoons, stupid. I'd rather write a book or make a VN."}
+{"text":"So learn. I’m not a woman Didn't stop Gooseworx."}
+{"text":"Toonturf is 40 minutes long and was drawn in Microsoft PowerPoint and animated in blender It got 2 million views"}
+{"text":"Why we couldn't have this type of humor in cartoons?"}
+{"text":"That’s more than I would’ve thought"}
+{"text":"The skunk ass worshipping one."}
+{"text":"Can /co/ not be horsy for five seconds?"}
+{"text":"being horsy isn't allowed on this board."}
+{"text":"Teri thread"}
+{"text":"I feel the same way of doing it. XD"}
+{"text":"I love it when she's pouting."}
+{"text":"You horny animals."}
+{"text":"lel."}
+{"text":"Curse you, Ben, for making Teri brapshit a thing before everyone else."}
+{"text":"I read the Infinity Saga, Annihilation Saga, Star Lord and Rocket's early solo stories, and a good chunk of 70s-90s GotG, so now I'm wondering if there was anything released after the Annihilation Saga that was well-liked? I particularly enjoyed following Star Lord's early story up thru DnA, but was a little frustrated that it seemed his personality just kept getting reset, and he didn't really revisit events from his past, like his father or the not-God dude. Say what you will about the Gunn films but I like how they took many of these disparate elements, and formed a cohesive character arc outta them. I know obviously the Bendis GotG sucks, and I've no interest in trying it. But surely something good has to have happened in the years since? Doesn't even have to be GotG related necessarily, I just really like cosmic Marvel stuff."}
+{"text":"Good GotG/Cosmic Marvel after Annihilators? that doesn't exist."}
+{"text":"They don't exist."}
+{"text":"Not OP, but can I hear the old-timey suggestions anyways? Curious about the team, not sure where to read more about their pre-synergy versions."}
+{"text":"read only the first two colums from the left, the rest is absolute diarrhea"}
+{"text":"First two columns are also diarrhea."}
+{"text":"What do you think Ribbit would think of Jax and Pomni's relationship?"}
+{"text":"Somewhere on X, but it's just the usual \"it's not what it looks like\" response."}
+{"text":"Pomni has just started to care about Jax after episode 6, when she saw behind his mask and realized he is gonna abstract soon"}
+{"text":"Tung Tung Tung Sahur ahh show"}
+{"text":"Shipping is what happens when you throw a bunch of people who likes a character dynamic into an echo chamber"}
+{"text":"At the risk of sounding like your mom when you were 6 (so, a year ago...): use words."}
+{"text":"Does sex sell comics?"}
+{"text":"I WILL STOP HIM WITH MY PSYCHIC POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG"}
+{"text":"Is not that \"sex sells\", but you boon need a hook. It could be sex, it could be just beauty, but it has to be something. And some people will take the bait with sex"}
+{"text":"Depends. It helps but it's not going to keep something like a DC or Marvel comic going if it's the main draw. But indie comics can coast on it if it finds an audience. What really sells comics is violence. The more brutal the better."}
+{"text":"Sex gets people's attention. Like you can get people into the door with free food or girls in bikinis, but you either need to keep the food and the girls coming, or hook them with something else. However, I guarantee people would read an erotic drama with Bats and Catwoman or Peter and Black Cat, for example, where Joker or Green Goblin or whoever the fuck else is only background noise to the relationship."}
+{"text":"Good sex can, yes."}
+{"text":"Golden age: 1930-1950 Silver age: 1950-1970 Bronze age: 1970-1990 EXTREME age: 1990's the ''modern'' age: 2000-present (26 years running) Inst it time the modern age gets a official name and cutoff date?"}
+{"text":"Inst it time the modern age gets a official name and cutoff date? Here is you answer anon: Golden Age (1938–1956) Silver Age (1956–1970) Bronze Age (1970–1986) Dark Age (1986–1991) Extreme age (1991-1997) Event (descompressive) age (1997-2011) Synergy age (2011-2019) Multiverse fatigue / various version of same hero / supporting characters became superhero age (2020-2023) ABSOLUTE AGE (2024-2029)"}
+{"text":"I'd say we could put a micro \"age\" around when they were plastering everything for digital and MARVEL was doing the QR codd thing in every comic. 2010s was when everything was trying to become \"movie source material mine age\""}
+{"text":"try to copy a bad comic explains why everything sucks"}
+{"text":"Superhero comics have been consistently bad since they started. It's always been exceptions that stood out. Now, those exceptions aren't around. There have been good superhero comics after Watchmen, many of those inspired by Watchmen."}
+{"text":"Preacher is from the 90s."}
+{"text":"post yerr favorites"}
+{"text":"nice one."}
+{"text":"Shrek originally had heat vision Wtf!? They actually nerfed him in the movie?"}
+{"text":"It's a tough one."}
+{"text":"Why did the showrunners make Bluey look like a boy? It's misleading."}
+{"text":"I can see that. She didn’t even check to make sure that zebras were still Bluey’s favorite animal before she purchased those onesies. Terrible, not wife material at all. 2/10."}
+{"text":"It may just have been that she's thoroughly terrible at finding a boyfriend and never managed to get laid. She should've taken the easy way out instead of wasting screetime then"}
+{"text":"A lot of the start to her character arc takes place in the stage show actually."}
+{"text":"The fuck is that madoka-looking thing?"}
+{"text":"How much would trashy people rage if Chili took them to a grave or memorial for their unborn sibling?"}
+{"text":"Which one, /co/?"}
+{"text":"Sheila, fuckin' all day every day. Been especially in a Sheila mood, been wanting to draw a lot more of her. Was actually working on a pic with some South Park moms."}
+{"text":"Is that some Dustin I see? Please, continue"}
+{"text":"Laura Instant smash"}
+{"text":"Opposite for me, a woman devoted to the Lord gets me rock-hard."}
+{"text":"I mean, it's hard to say because Spear and fang follow their own inexplicable rules. DnD does have a t-rex which is a cr7(maybe 8 or 9) creature which is actually young dragon tier. One could argue that Fang by virtue of being a protagonist is a t-rex with class levels the same way Spear is clearly a barbarian which would elevate her quite a bit."}
+{"text":"What class would fang be?"}
+{"text":"T-rex"}
+{"text":"I can’t argue with that."}
+{"text":"Just watched the latest episode. I am fucking loving every second. Genndy does it right. The buildup, the action, the transitions from setpiece to setpiece. It is perfect. He is perfect."}
+{"text":"This is a Spacely Sprockets thread. Anyone who works for Cogswell Cogs get the fuck out."}
+{"text":"How many workers work in this company?."}
+{"text":"I asked an AI and it broke. I think it might have been having an orgasm about the level of automation. Asking this question may be what starts the singularity and ends the dominion of humanity. I hope you enjoy living on the ground beneath the magic sky castles. I can only offer my apologies. Stock up on peanut-butter and bullets."}
+{"text":"Isn't the whole joke that the company is only Him and George?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes that's the joke. And somehow Spacely can't handle George's job."}
+{"text":"What else would he do? He obviously completed the main quest line, since there are only whites seen in the show, so he's retired and just doing side-quests now."}
+{"text":"Say something nice about her, /co/."}
+{"text":"That was actually the intention with concept art for pote tial flashbacks to her past with whats her name. Would be a good contrast to how pathetic she is in the present"}
+{"text":"she married a furrier specifically because she loves furs so much. Her husband was a wimpy forgettable doormat. God I wish that were me."}
+{"text":"There’s a mysterious missing step in her plan in between Jasper and Horace slaughtering the puppies and the coat or coats actually getting made her book counterpart had a husband who worked as a furrier. Well great. Now I’m gonna be imagining 60s movie Cruella having a secret unseen furrier husband. With the guy just patiently chilling in the basement of De Ville Manor the whole time, readying his equipment and sketching designs and reading magizines. And just waiting for the puppy corpses to slide down the coal chute."}
+{"text":"I try not to have furs or taxidermies around the house because my cat likes to get into them. And I love her more than I like owning nice things. I have an old arm chair she’s torn to shreds. Nobody even ever sits in it. It’s her chair. I sorta want to throw it away, but she loves perching on the top of the head rest so I keep it."}
+{"text":"Ratatouille was the first mainstream CGI movie to be completely uninspired. Say what you will about Shark Tale or Robots or Chicken Little, but they aren't uninspired movies."}
+{"text":"Any fans of Gipi, the Italian comic book artist?"}
+{"text":"All for now."}
+{"text":"white woman spotted: I said audibly"}
+{"text":"Wonderful art. Thanks, guys. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"didnt ask"}
+{"text":"Ok, I think Pirate Savannah's hot"}
+{"text":"buy an ad"}
+{"text":"didnt ask careful the retarded schizo ped that made this thread is gonna say youre a samefagging bot while not understanding how this website works"}
+{"text":"OP here, what the fuck happened? I forget about this thread for 5 hours and it turns to fighting over some bot?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Power Pack?"}
+{"text":"Katie's still a little kid that you can think of as cute without reservation. Julie (and Alex), however, are old enough that they're starting to tickle parts of the brain that your frontal lobes are saying, \"forget it dude, they're underage\"."}
+{"text":"more about Katie's childish personality that many people cares for I think this is why I like her the most. She is the most childish, but also arguably she's the heavy hitter of the team, who can do the most damage when she feels like it. It's just a really fun character archetype."}
+{"text":"Okay guys it was funny at first but can we stop pretending we want to have sex with Katie and stuff. It's starting to get creepy and we might attract real pedos"}
+{"text":"we might attract I think it's far, far too late for that. Either accept the coomers or make a new, chaste thread."}
+{"text":"pretending"}
+{"text":"Is Daisy Duck meant to have sex appeal?"}
+{"text":"torched her not knowing she was a robot Damn. Kinda cute, but what an odd story. I suppose the dress was a bit much had they gone somewhere less fancy. They're clearly at somewhere nice then snagging a burger or something after work. Could be too that the artist made the outfit miss those details elevating it in taste."}
+{"text":"These heroes would have been active 40-50 years or so before Donald."}
+{"text":"Who's the brown hair duck he's introducing the squad to?"}
+{"text":"Lyonard D'aq. Old guy from back when he was a kid."}
+{"text":"Interesting how quickly anything involving ducks gets pretty deep lore while the other animal characters are just mundane and normal in comparison."}
+{"text":"Gwen Ten out of Ten"}
+{"text":"I think raping real girls is worse than masturbating to cartoons in your basement. That's just me though."}
+{"text":"cartoon porn is the same as raping kids"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"The difference is that Trump doesn't goon to kid cartoons, he prefers the real deal."}
+{"text":"Watch it solely for Sol and The Stranger."}
+{"text":"Considering he doesn't have a lower half to even think impure thoughts, he's going to train her (SFW)."}
+{"text":"Fuck no. The show is awful. I guess the Sith guy is the best thing about it, because he's clearly having fun on set, but I wouldn't watch the show sober, unless you really love hatewatching. Oh, and the main lead is ridiculously unlikeable. Being played by an utter turbocunt actress doesn't help either. I think she has successfully managed to completely torpedo her own career by being a bitchy shitbag to everyone."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about the Gay Republic and Jedi Carol Danvers"}
+{"text":"She won. She felted Lucas, She felted the fans and now she selected Dave Fagloni to continue her eternal work or owning white men. She was undefeated"}
+{"text":"You think you're Hell's great savior Will you still when i return the favor? Take the one you need Make you watch them bleed Will you break thinking how you couldn't save her?"}
+{"text":"Nothing is more tragic than bad lyrics fucking up a decent musical piece."}
+{"text":"How are those 'bad lyrics'?"}
+{"text":"YOU STUPID FUCKING GEN-ZER. Somebody explain to this gen-Z what rhythm and rime is. And I mean rime, not rhyme."}
+{"text":"The inconsistent pronoun usage in that part will never not bother me."}
+{"text":"And last but not least Bigger than ever! About fucking time!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for Snafu!"}
+{"text":"Thanks to Marika for all those hybrid DC trades."}
+{"text":"What is the nature of their relationship?"}
+{"text":"secret love"}
+{"text":"Can you like, shut up?"}
+{"text":"Or what, you’ll kick my ass?"}
+{"text":"The world is a worse place thanks to this"}
+{"text":"They own a home, have a steady job, and stay off drugs and alcohol These guys are meant to be fucking losers and they're doing better than a sizable chunk of my generation."}
+{"text":"Garfield latino VA > Lorenzo Music"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Very fond memories of this show. They'd only play it at 3am in the early aughts on toon disney. I'd try to stay awake long enough with my brothers to catch it. We'd beg my grandma to record episodes on VHS for us too."}
+{"text":"Friends Are There Or We're Ready to Party"}
+{"text":"si"}
+{"text":"Good morning, grandpa. I left the newspaper comics in the kitchen. No paper today. Nope, no news at all. Sure is strange. Enjoy the funnies!"}
+{"text":"Found an interesting old comic strip!"}
+{"text":"Do (You) think they’re good for eachother, /co/?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to like dragons rising especially the idea of the main crew becoming veterans and training ninja and Lloyd becoming master Wu but overall it’s just kinda mid I haven’t seen the newest season is it better?"}
+{"text":"Which one? It doesn't narrow it down"}
+{"text":"but having Cole date someone who sounds like a 50 year old chainsmoker just takes me out"}
+{"text":"They all lose powers in season 5 when Lloyd gets posessed then Kai loses his powers in season 11 and then Nya loses her powers in season 15. It might have happened more but those are the ones I remember."}
+{"text":"If they're gonna give him an art hoe boyfriend at least make it sound like they're the same age"}
+{"text":"meanwhile an Annecy student ticket with 10x the networking potential and actual recruitment opportunities on top of all the stuff Butch is offering is €75 I can only pity the poor, desperate fucks who fall for this grift."}
+{"text":"Butch really needs to cut it out before he passes away the last if whatever goodwill he has left."}
+{"text":"WHO DELETED MY POST?!"}
+{"text":"$1500 and they don't even include food?"}
+{"text":"\"I'm not like the only girls\" pitch \"please give me money price\" tag lmao who the fuck does Butch think he is? Does this nigger really think he's on this kind of tier?"}
+{"text":"It's the 10 year anniversary of Camp Camp soon and I'm gonna be rewatching it so I'm gonna make this thread happen whether /co/ wants to or not. I mean come on, surely we can make it last for more than 8 posts."}
+{"text":"This would be more in the show spirit with a second panel showing an ambulance taking Neil out, Tabii trying to process what just happened, and someone telling her \"Seriously, Tabii, what the fuck!?\""}
+{"text":"that does sound like something that would happen"}
+{"text":"is smeet still dead"}
+{"text":"he has been posting a lot lately, the fuck you mean he's dead"}
+{"text":"Sexy outfit Edition Examples of what they are wearing is edited or you at least believe it's been edited. Also for any request link to the top of the page and begin it in capital letters REQUEST."}
+{"text":"Not a show but a movie, an Adam Sandler movie called Eight Crazy Nights and is the only Hanukkah movie most people (me included) know of. It isn't considered good but it does have the Iron Giant animation team behind it."}
+{"text":"Beautiful saggers"}
+{"text":"Big sloppy natties."}
+{"text":"Hefty naturals."}
+{"text":"Sorry, I literally lost all motivation for a long while, just processing a whole lot of shit in my life and a bunch of work. Now that my college schedule genuinely gives me more time than my winter break did, it can finally continue."}
+{"text":"Anon, if you find yourself having to explain what you meant to most of your readers in side material and your examples contradict the text to the point you go back and edit old pages I don't think you can call it nuance. There's a difference between \"they're both flawed and it is not a competition, you don't need to take sides\" and the very obvious bias of the author. You know what would make Lucy super fun and popular even if she kept being a fuckhead? Make the author stop wet nursing her and let her face consequences of her actions"}
+{"text":"I don't think she wants (or is being allowed) to react to fanart anymore after the whole \"AI\" fiasco, they would just quietly ban any fanart that they deem \"problematic in origin\""}
+{"text":"Suit \"letting\" Taeshi do anything Let's be real, Suit has no actual pull or authority in the relationship and everyone knows it."}
+{"text":"I pray"}
+{"text":"pitch your idea for a oneshot comic about the mandarin"}
+{"text":"David Carradine shoves the Mandarin up his butt and jerks off while choking himself with a belt in a hotel closet can the Mandarin escape before Carradine's jaded sex stunt results in both their deaths?"}
+{"text":"He gets a new name"}
+{"text":"Iron man wonders why his soda tastes funny and why everyone is laughing."}
+{"text":"Call it mandate of heaven."}
+{"text":"First I would have to come up with a new gimmick for Mandarin. My angle would be he is evil Tony Stark, in that he is a weapons and technology manufacturer for high class villains using the Makluan ship he found that became his base of operations. While Tinkerer is the maker of gadgets and weapons for low class purse snatchers and bank robbers in Manhattan, Mandarin steals and reverse engineers Makluan technology to supply weapons and doomsday devices for the top class villains in Marvel. His client list includes Dr Doom, High Evolutionary, Arcade, Mr Sinister, Maggia, Hydra, AIM, and several governments, including SHIELD have made many off the books purchases from him. He has armies of Ultimo knockoffs working as his factory employees and he has turned the ship into a castle/factory. He will make up a clone of himself and occasionally send it after Iron Man when he thinks Stark is secretly copying his own technology or got his hands on some Makluan technology. A few of his clones have died and left the legal world assuming he is dead for years. SHIELD is also in on it due to still wanting to make purchases from him. Oneshot would be more about how the heroes after stopping Doom in the last crossover event, uncovered a lot of Doom's magitech in Latveria originated from Mandarin's manufacturing and SHIELD tried to erase that information. Iron Man, Carol, and Vision go to Mandarin's castle, learn about his business and try to stop him. Mandarin defeats them, wipes their memories and sends them back to the US, since killing heroes is bad for business. Then admits he has done this a few dozen times before."}
+{"text":"Just a simple thread dumping ideas for wrestling and such and such. If you want to get involved fill free to join in."}
+{"text":"Plus maybe sub champions via regions and events. Like maybe a luchador town region has their own sub champ but he's only rank 50k lol This was how I saw it she fights someone like IFG and even though she wins they weren't strong enough or her showing good enough for it to matter Also just never like these test things as every manwha uses them then have the eventual aura farming moment. \"What he improved to S rank in only 2 months\" kek Yeah of course this definitely sounds good, probably just rank in general which include those Also think maybe some events are more open to all comers though. Maybe that's how she cuts her teeth early on In my head though would like to do a variety thing so instead of a test. Maybe it's a test to reach pro and it's like the chunnin exam multi parts. Especially since we've kind of soft agreed more just fighting in general why I said arena in my idea for the whole ref and world wide fight ranks. because could do hell in a cell or a basic jungle fight etc. I definitely feel we need a savage/wild girl Also think popularity could be used as a message/meme on how some people are all hype. Like some people made it in do to parentage or popularity but they are scammer type fighters. Then maybe we could ohhhhhhh make no 2. a popularity type streamer/bratty rich girl btu then unlike the others the reveal is she's actually hella strong so she can back up her rank which makes her terrifying she'll dogwalk you and meme on your corpse. Ruining your life and status for years to come Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What company would want a rookie lol, Maybe not a company but normal resturants or people looking for wrestlers that can do physical labor. They would get paid more but would still be treated as workers but gainign small rep. I got for ya. Basically heres this Noel started off as a normal human with interest in doing wrestling. She wanted to get involved not just for the money but to help support her family in dire straights. During her career she was able to reach and break through to become a pro and started developing high amounts of money and a small but dedicated following. However once this happend she started meeting stronger foes, unwordly ones at that. She starts waining and barely winning fights through her ranks up until she recieved a devestating blow that nearly destroyed her body by a power foe."}
+{"text":"Realizing that now shes at the point of her wrestling career where she is fighting inhuman beings and nearly losing her career for each match, she ackndowdges that her main issue is the fact that she is still human. So with the money she has gained throught her her career she uses it to develop robotic parts, giving her a unique abilities and a stronger moveset. However because of this she becomes addicted to this mindset and use most of her money to build her self up and slowly starts losing her humanity in the process."}
+{"text":"Also shes not really a bad person, she is just scared and worried of losing her career. So she usess cybernetics as a quick shortcut to help keep her strong."}
+{"text":"True, though want to be careful with a job thing as I feel so many series just become them working at the job at some point. Like don't want it to become too slice of life Also for a product placement we can use Picrel Sody the wrestle mascot Also ironically their oc, in canon is a orphan in the bad part of town and works as a porter so got cyber enhances to just carry stuff but got low budget ones so they are too good. Also has a burn scar under the hair but again elseworld so all good. Damn she went cyberpsycho, also honestly love this though was gonna try and keep her in her late teens to early 20s. She just doesn't look old enough for some of this but honestly great set up for my idea of the whole dark side so let's keep it any move ideas or style maybe since said she's changed so much maybe she had some more playful sounding moves in past but now more killer and sadistic. Could even do a split personality thing lol, like when she first meets mc she's super nice and cool. but when she's losing she locks in and goes wild and psycho think about back when her family was poor and losing meansthey'll suffer or ptsd triggers it Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does Orel and Clay mirror Butters and Stephen on purpose or is it a complete coincidence?"}
+{"text":"Despite everything, I still really like Bloberta. It's the voice. She sounds almost helpless at time, like she needs a hug."}
+{"text":"Britta has an amazing voice range in general, to be honest. She voices pretty much 80% of the female cast, but Bloberta was always my favorite in terms of her voice work"}
+{"text":"Dino's finished a script for a movie, but sadly I don't think it'll ever actually get made"}
+{"text":"Just because I can understand the shitty situation they're in and why, doesn't mean that I can't find them extremely loathsome and repugnant creatures, and she's somehow one of the more loathsome figures in a show full of them."}
+{"text":"Same. I understand, she's not a good person and in many ways created the Hell she lives in. But given everything we saw, I'd still hug her and tell her it'd be okay."}
+{"text":"LAST WEEK IN CAROL Battleworld #5 The Avengers #34 (Legacy #800) THIS WEEK IN CAROL'S BUDS Rogue #1 Alien vs. Captain America #3 Last week's thread"}
+{"text":"art"}
+{"text":"Morning"}
+{"text":"A panel from Dark Past"}
+{"text":"It's time to play the classic Carol game: Which Jessica is That?"}
+{"text":"OK so he doesn't kill anybody. That's alright. But what's the worst most lasting bodily harm he's ever done to a criminal?"}
+{"text":"there's a whole team of them"}
+{"text":"Huh, Batman horsehoed back around to his Dick Tracy influences"}
+{"text":"OK so he doesn't kill anybody literally every super hero ever just stfu with this retarded fucking topic"}
+{"text":"Shot Darkseid in the face."}
+{"text":"trap and lock KGBeast in the sewer to let him rot to death Not to mention the time he left KGBeast paralyzed in the middle of nowhere."}
+{"text":"Who’s ready for the new episodes tonight?"}
+{"text":"I bet she served Luan some extra milkshake at basement."}
+{"text":"Pina Colada Flippy. It was a bad decision."}
+{"text":"I did, trust me."}
+{"text":"Anyone? It’s like talking to a brick wall over here!"}
+{"text":"ITT: Best glow-ups in cartoons"}
+{"text":"I am so sick of the baskinspammer it isn't even funny. Fucking ban on sight."}
+{"text":"What are some more examples of infidelity in DC comics?"}
+{"text":"Perhaps they should write a better comic than Year One, then."}
+{"text":"It was a different time"}
+{"text":"They were mind controlled, is not cheating when an alien minds controls you."}
+{"text":"Go die in a shithole you condescending faggot."}
+{"text":"It wasn’t even good."}
+{"text":"I want a Leni appreciation thread, it's been too long since we last had one and I want to talk about how wonderful she is."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did you draw, anon?"}
+{"text":"She'd be happy about it Thank you, wanted to make her stand out with other traits I find cute and hot"}
+{"text":"Like, live!"}
+{"text":"CAN FOUR YOUNG WITCHES WIELD THE POWER OF EARTH'S MAGIC? In the world where Magic rules, the last four clans of witches meet on the summer solstice for the Rite of Ascendency ceremony. They are set to ring in a new generation of spiritual leadership and appoint their newest \"Heirs to the Elements\". However, a deadly attack by forces unknown leaves four young witches alone and helpless as they must learn to cooperate and use their knowledge, skills and magical abilities to prove they are indeed worthy of inheriting the abilities to control Earth's mystic forces. Written by the Shogun Akira Yoshida himself and published 2007 here's Compass"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Gaiman"}
+{"text":"Oh so it’s just dead huh 2007 and never had other comics? Damn that sucks 2007 was when anime was dying again in the west and I’m a sucker for magical girls especially if they fought robots/technology as that’s a basis I had for my own mahou shoujo setting. Kinda shocked image did this like imagine these girls showing up in Invincible war"}
+{"text":"Well what exactly is your setting then don’t think this thread is getting much action as is"}
+{"text":"showing up in Invincible war That was limited to superheroes who could exist in the \"Image Universe\""}
+{"text":"What is the verdict?"}
+{"text":"That one-sided tv show they funded says otherwise. They specifically made out the two people who didn't agree to be on it to be the villains and everyone else to be super noble and pure."}
+{"text":"Favorite episode from season 1?"}
+{"text":"Can't be more akward than their dad playing a little boy at age 50."}
+{"text":"Just binged this. I also recently binged Beware the Batman, so I'll refer to the other one. It definitely does a good job of emulating TAS' atmosphere. But to be honest the smoky Golden Age Batman aesthetic does a lot of hard carrying in this show. I don't really mind the changes done, but Harley Quinn is definitely a complete joke. Feels more like a Professor Pyg reskin than Harley Quinn, who I'm completely sick of, and wish she'd just go away anyway. The alternate 40s universe is kind of strange. They don't address racism at all, though I guess you can gleam it from a few Gentleman Ghost lines. Harley and Montoya are even an open lesbian couple briefly. But sexism is a big problem, and part of multiple characters' stories. There's also references to the hierarchies of class. It's just weird they do everything else, but address racism which seems to just not exist in this version of the DC 40s. Also Montoya just immediately DTF (joking but you get it) Harley in the 40s after knowing her for just a few hours essentially? Obviously gays existed during this time, but it's just kind of came out of nowhere."}
+{"text":"That brings me to one of the biggest problems. There's just not a lot of weight to any of this. TAS was renowned for its emotional stories, but here, they just happen. The closest one we get to having any sort of weight is the Nocturna episode, but even that was weak. The Clayface episode started so strong, but again, where's the melodrama and tragedy? It's just a thing that happens, and ends. Female Penguin ruthlessly kills both her sons, and again, you just feel nothing. Then again I thought they got rid of the sons way too quick. If you're going to commit to evil female Penguin her having two sniveling sons is a cool idea. Harvey Dent is like the Harvey in Beware the Batman, he's a corrupt dick. Except here, they randomly try to re contextualize him as a good guy with a conscience? Don't get me wrong, it's addressed that he's only seeking redemption after being burned. They also do some blatant parallels between him and Batman. During a scene where Bruce sits down with him in Arkham, we see Bruce's \"other\" personality in Batman come out and him lambast Dent for \"growing a conscience now\". So pretty obviously this Two Face was just meant to be a vehicle to show why Gotham needs a Batman to really change. Also it's comical how a lot of character's are introduced. This is an exaggeration (kinda) but it's basically just \"WOW DC CHARACTER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?\" and it's not natural at all. Also four (4) Robin's all introduced at once, and at the same orphanage?!"}
+{"text":"This isn't the worst Batman show ever, but it's not good. Honestly if it wasn't for the aesthetic, I would probably be a lot harsher on it. The animation is stiff, and wooden, but it does look cool at least. I'm probably forgetting something, but that's the gist. I also recently binged Beware the Batman for the first time. Not going to write a lot, but I will say it's a way more well written show. The fight scenes are also significantly better. It did start extremely slow, to the point I almost dropped it around episode 10. But once the League of Assassins really starts to take root in the show, it picks up a lot. I also really like how they handle Bruce and Batman in this show. They talk about, and treat them, as two different people. Despite that I could never really care about Katana. I know Batman is inherently ridiculous, but really. Nobody noticed the woman driving Bruce Wayne around looked exactly like Batman's sidekick except with a small black mask? She didn't even change her hair or clothes! I know it's a small thing to complain about, but they've already established someone could change their appearance with clothes and a wig pretty easily in this show in Magpie. Killer Croc is also great in this show, and his introduction feels way more natural with where the story had been going. The fight between him and Batman is great. I also liked swole secret agent Alfred. It was jarring at first, but you'll get used to it. Never thought I'd say this about a 3D show, but if you're going to watch just one? Watch Beware the Batman. It's unfortunate that it ended right as it really started to get great. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"TAS was renowned for its emotional stories, but here, they just happen. sorry by this I meant, they happen, but you don't feel anything at all. Or they show just does an extremely poor job of trying to make you feel anything. I recently rewatched TAS, and it does hold up. This show, all around, is really poor at pretty much having any sort of human feeling to it and the characters. And it's not just Bruce being cold, and closed off as he's repressing trauama. Which is part of his character in the show."}
+{"text":"Could she pull it off?"}
+{"text":"has mother's surname So I guess the father didn't stick around? color me surprised lol."}
+{"text":"Starfire WAS meant to be the attractive one She wasn't. She was a fucking stick. Even as a kid I thought she was ugly. She was more like the lame but cute anime girl that was meant to be the endgame of the protagonist even when other girls were more attractive and interesting."}
+{"text":"You should be ashamed of yourself for even humoring that."}
+{"text":"Man she looks alright face wise but she needs to eat and gym a bit"}
+{"text":"At least he’s not a foid."}
+{"text":"Who is your fave female character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles /co/?"}
+{"text":"Jessica Jaclyn"}
+{"text":"Any rule 44?"}
+{"text":"I’d assume so"}
+{"text":"You mean rule 34?"}
+{"text":"TMNT just doesn't seem to lend itself to sitting down and getting to know characters. Everyone put in charge of some new TMNT project wants to make a point to include their favorite obscure character from a previous series, but no one wants to stop the story to get to know that character."}
+{"text":"I don't like throwing around \"writer's closeted fetish\" for everything odd but literally 90% of this show is the monkeys farting, shitting, sniffing each other's farts, enjoying shitting their pants, pissing, literally spitting out their own turd nuggets, touching their shit, showing poop leaving their bodies uncensored, and farting really loud and long."}
+{"text":"Same creators as thosed animated Confused.com ads in the UK."}
+{"text":"kid's cartoon contains borderline fart and scat fetishism produced in Canada Every. Single. Time."}
+{"text":"Hidden Figures"}
+{"text":"ITT: Characters with canonically fat asses"}
+{"text":"I wish it clapped..."}
+{"text":"Where are her organs? In her ass?"}
+{"text":"??"}
+{"text":"Anon, Jess breasts and ass are fake, hydra improved her body."}
+{"text":"Rapunzel in a comfy nightie reading a good book by candlelight edition! Discuss Tangled the movie, the series, or whatever else that you might want to say about our blonde hero princess! Be nice, try not to hurt Punzie's feelings! Previous:"}
+{"text":"Artist here, and yeah I only intended this to be a private bit of fun as I think it'd be pretty out of character for Eugene to let Raps humiliate herself like this in front of her subjects."}
+{"text":"Yeah that’s what I was kinda thinking, Eugene isn’t that mean, but would have a bit of fun with Rapunzel by herself for some slight embarrassment. Cassandra looks like she might beat the tar out of him after anyway though lol. Thanks for clarifying the canon of the fanart even though it’s a minuscule thing haha."}
+{"text":"Will Eugene grow to become a good king?"}
+{"text":"Now all we need is ENF Cass and Stalyn and we're all good."}
+{"text":"You’d need a creative situation to get them there though like the jump rope for Punzie, not sure what would fit."}
+{"text":"That's enough for today, I'll be back tomorrow as we finally enter the 2020s with Deathstroke Inc and... Vampirella?"}
+{"text":"You guys think we will ever get a Dragon Ball x DC crossover?"}
+{"text":"pretty cute moment but I don’t get why Frank Miller loves this pairing so much"}
+{"text":"this superman book is underrated."}
+{"text":"Bump for sheer fucking retardation."}
+{"text":"In 1984 Osaka, the bloodline of Miyamoto Usagi lives on through Kaitō, a cunning rabbit thief with a rebellious spirit. He embodies his ancestor's legacy in a way the stoic samurai we know and love never could. A daring new heist for a legendary spear sets Kaitō down a perilous path, forever altering his destiny and placing the fate of Osaka, and perhaps the world, on his shoulders. Hope its good"}
+{"text":"crack epidemic making blacks insufferable shittiest safest era of entertainment cold war propaganda slop everywhere But no it was based because Vice City makes it look fun"}
+{"text":"I'd like to see Chizu not be in the yakuza, but rather in the National Police Agency. She's an inspector in the Organized Crime department, dedicated to ending the stranglehold the yakuza has in both business and government. However, due to spending most of her school years in America (Dirty Harry inspired her to be a police inspector), her methods can be unorthodox and legally questionable. She's not afraid to rush head first into a firefight, or using blackmail/coercion to have gangs do work the police can't be seen doing. But she still has a soft side, too."}
+{"text":"don't spoil it, anon"}
+{"text":"Now all we need is space Jei and the Jei-san movieverse will be complete."}
+{"text":"Showrunner Bill Oakley shared several proposed scripts or episode pitches for Seasons 7 and 8. One of these was an episode exploring race relations in Springfield. Oakley said this was scrapped because \"It was not an appropriate topic for the Simpsons to cover.\"[3] Pussy."}
+{"text":"He told Oakley's dad he was."}
+{"text":"Thank god, Oakley tenure was good but too experimental so a RACE episode would have ended bad. Hell, I would rather watch a race focused episode during Mirking because would be funny or even during Scully because would be some weird stuff like The Island episode"}
+{"text":"It was not an appropriate topic for the Simpsons to cover It's not. First off you know it wouldn't have been funny, second you know the Moral of the Story would have been that blacks are smart and reasonable, yellowy is dumb and irrational, so you'd have hated that aspect too."}
+{"text":"The Simpsons was on a terminal decline the moment Season 4 or maybe part of 5 ended. Season 6 is where it kills any idea of being cutting-edge or grounded in a dark reflection of American society and simply became the same cheap sensationalism it attempted to transcend."}
+{"text":"what NoHomers thread was this pasted from?"}
+{"text":"Because of MLK day"}
+{"text":"Can't even break 50 posts for doctor king lmfao"}
+{"text":"Based Recess"}
+{"text":"Help me please. I don’t know what to do. Namor has recently fucked my wife Sue. I also learned T’Challa did too I feel it in my eyes as I start to cry the only thing I can say is YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Get off 4chan, Victor"}
+{"text":"DEACTIVATE"}
+{"text":"the real issue was that Cars 2 was a really weird departure, don't think it was bad though now Cars 3, that was bad"}
+{"text":"cars 2 is bad in that it's a feature length mater's tall tale and it disregards the simple world building of the first movie."}
+{"text":"What's so bad about Cars 3? I never see that one get any crap"}
+{"text":"highest deathcount since incredibles"}
+{"text":"found it kinda boring and not very entertaining, i think it doesn't get much crap cuz it's just not very memorable"}
+{"text":"ITT: post the worst Canadian cartoons."}
+{"text":"dont look behind the curtain"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"okay wheres the webm where they have a diaper and they spin and twist it and strain the liquid out of the diapur and the dog drinks it. that shit was fucked up"}
+{"text":"wait there it is. i KNEW that shit was real"}
+{"text":"God, I want to dump soap in them."}
+{"text":"i just watched both of these movies, what did i think of them?"}
+{"text":"Yes, Its not terrible like some might claim. It just doesn't live up to the greatness of the first."}
+{"text":"bro took it like a CHAMP"}
+{"text":"You had a lotta fun with 'em"}
+{"text":"sam sex"}
+{"text":"loved the second one when i was a kid. i would prefer not to watch it again lest i disappoint myself"}
+{"text":"This was a based moment. It was the literal opposite of being a SIMP. Katie tried to weasel out of her incompetence via sex. Vox didn't go for it."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Katie is hot so I'd lick her feet too"}
+{"text":"Don't blame him, Brandon Rogers' voice robbed Katie of all her sex appeal."}
+{"text":"same name/last name they have the same shtick of being sleazy t.v enterpreneteurs I mean, I know that \"vox\" is used in journalism but this either a coincidence or Viv likes Ratchet & Clank."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"}
+{"text":"Different baby daddies"}
+{"text":"Still going, still fun, and I think it’s the best TMNT comic IDW is currently printing. This month, issue #33 will be out which is part 1 of a big 3-Part story."}
+{"text":"TURTLES, COUNT IT OFF 2 thousand and 3 was peak Afterwards went down 2 thousand twelve was for kids With a touch of the DOWWWWWNS!!"}
+{"text":"Why is she so perfect?"}
+{"text":"Smart, but not perfect Silly, but not annoying And that adorable raspy voice of hers!"}
+{"text":"Do kids only tolerate cartoony styles in animation and fanart now?"}
+{"text":"Never look at the front page of Webtoons"}
+{"text":"specifically, spinster women who think real manga is \"icky\" and \"sexist\""}
+{"text":"webcomic share weasel word. the actual manga industry dwarfs the webcomic industry there, it's like being the #1 Limburger cheese producer."}
+{"text":"One insane thing about east asia is that they all hate each other while running head first into each other's consumer goods"}
+{"text":"Reminds of Manservant enemy from Darkest Dungeon Crimson Court DLC, but not grimdark."}
+{"text":"Lustbane is a character I feel like everyone resets to square one whenever he gets brought up. Like he's never allowed to actually have something that just works for him. I'd rather he have at least SOME utility with what he's got to work with. Concealing small items with magic and conjuring them out of thin air with a slight of hand doesn't feel like it's a game breaker for him. And also being able to seduce without succumbing feels like a major improvement to me; he's still disgusted with it, but being able to use it as a weapon is powerful. It really sucks that THEFAPV anon's hard drive bricked after she had the whole comic done. Seeing how she would've characterized Lustbane would've been helpful. Siren Slayer does have a nice ring to it. Thanks, it's just off the cuff writing though. I already see some typos from the late night effort."}
+{"text":"Eh I respect it just didn't know and yeah giving him something is fun. Shocked it worked on the girl twin though but yeah really fun stuff anon Damn your kidding, were their at least some refs or storyboards saved. I do know that feeling though sadly, though I usually send refs or wips to friends at least so I'd have something Also yeah it does, also hope you do more with this if ok might add in a part though idk if want to play it yourself"}
+{"text":"I played the scene where we (myself included) don't know which twin is the girl. I still don't know if the twins are meant to be gay or straight. The most we got to see of THEFAPV is what pages were posted to the threads, which were only maybe a dozen. She had hundreds of pages inked, but wasn't willing to post them all until they were also colored. It really sucks that she hasn't been able to restore her hard drive. There are ways of recovering stuff off of a bugged drive, but I don't know how bad the damage was. Plus, she'd had a kid since then and I'm sure that's been taking up all of her time. If you want to add to the story, then by all means feel free to do so. I have ideas already about what Lustbane is there to accomplish, but I'm curious what you think would happen next."}
+{"text":"Ah nice and that's fun, also it was confirmed they are straight technically Boy twin, like yuri ships Girl twin likes yaoi ships So straight and want to live vicariously through other. Since identical Ah damn got any pages I can see kind of interested and yeah can't be too mad at it. Probably was heart breaking for her but shit like that is why I always do a monthly update to my external drive infact need a new one since can't find my other one anymore and it had all my good stuff on it. Sure idk honestly, for me assume we play with idea cherub can negate his curse. Plus maybe he's being shipped with someone and wants to undo it. Or maybe he just wants the sinker round and wants to learn about cherub magic to hopefully negate some of his feminization curse. Then could also have lust basically run across the other sergeants maybe even make a new one, I'd draw it since still got a lil SS drive left in me For heartless still think just killing SS, he seems like the love version of punisher and she is his antithesis, so best to end her. I do think maybe he feels bad for lustbane, or maybe reveal he's secretly lustbane dad WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! I'm mostly fuckin around I just remember being told lustbane dad was some unknown guy. Could be fun though still like idea reveal SS messed up heartbreaker relationship. so he has a super staked interest in it, maybe even have a ending with a threeway fight since he's controlled by the god of fidelity right, maybe it views lustbane as sinful so he tries to make heartbreaker kill him in the end which ruins their plans"}
+{"text":"Bob Iger won"}
+{"text":"Either people are misunderstanding his point That's precisely what's happening, tribalist faggots on /co/ are taking the basic message of \"Glitch and Spindlehorse aren't indie in the strictest sense so treating them like they're different from corporate animation studios is ridiculous\" and spinning it into \"YEAH FUCK GLITCH FUCK TADC FUCK VIVZIEPOP FUCK ALL THESE SHOWS i I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHIT IS A CORPORATE SHILL\". They have zero interest in having a discussion about the actual creative differences between proper independent studios and \"indie studios\", they just want ammo they can use to bitch."}
+{"text":"I've been on 4chan about 25 years now, and you've hit the nail on the head for why this place sucks so much now. No one wants to discuss shit, just get ammo to get mad about."}
+{"text":"Then he should have said that then try so desperately to be sarcastic and funny. And if his work is as out of touch and \"funny\" as that stupid as hell post was. Then I can see why he's out of work. For everyone else not in the know well...it sounds like corporate \"GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK\"."}
+{"text":"go back to plebbit if you can't handle mean words faggot"}
+{"text":"Hire an obnoxious faggot, nepobaby, talentless hack like Dana Turdrace to work on your company The show ended up irrelevant and flopped hard Like pottery"}
+{"text":"Disney is celebrating Zootopia 2 being its biggest animated hit ever with Inside Out 2, but at the same time is facing down a massive morality crisis constantly brought up. Disney is physically unable to make new IP to replenish its dying old IP. Zootopia and 2010s IPs are huge now, but they will not resonate forever to new gens, the way a lot of their pre-90s IPs do not. Everything that is not a sequel has bombed since Coco in 2017, despite maybe Encanto getting an audience for a bit. The past decade has been entire misfires and bombs, and while they are shit films they are no more shit than Inside Out 2, Toy Story 4, Incredibles 2, etc which succeeded. Even the future round like Gatto or Hexed they almost already wrote off as bombs. Less worry but also a concern is the sequels reduced the critical regard and brand quality of the company, seen how they cannot at times even be nominated for Oscars anymore. They mood is not celebratory at Disney because this is something that Disney will die over if they do not resolve. Kids will not forever be attached to Frozen or Zootopia or Toy Story, they can only be milked so much. Once they become old to people then the real crisis begins."}
+{"text":"This is why god hates you"}
+{"text":"Even ignoring how retarded and inaccurate that is, the fact that Spider-man, despite seeming like a nerd (for barely a handful of issues I might add) secretly turns around and is a giga awesome super hero kind of undermines whatever retarded point you think you were making. Peter Parker is just Clark Kent winking at the camera when Lois thinks she has one up on him."}
+{"text":"It doesn't"}
+{"text":"Disney managed to burn every single solitary biit of positive social capital it had to the fucking ground. It's social engineering is clumsy obvious and people no longer trust them in the slightest. The few real organic successes they have they managed to fuck up. And they've murdered multiple money printer IPs in the most mind bogglingly stupid manner. The disney Ip even if AI wasn't a factor is almost totally worthless."}
+{"text":"Audiences tend to like the capable hot princess, Give me a couple of examples."}
+{"text":"What kind of music do you like, Gloria?"}
+{"text":"Melvin..."}
+{"text":"Because it's the chosen beard styles for losers, lamers and people still stuck in the 00's."}
+{"text":"Go animate"}
+{"text":"ROUND PLUMPY"}
+{"text":"The only good Family Guy cutaway gag Fite me"}
+{"text":"“WE ARE NEITHER SUEPRMAN NOR SHAZAM, WE ARE SHAMAN! ITS OVER GUY WE VOME FOR YOU!”"}
+{"text":"All these latino capeshit artists from other countries so clearly just want to draw manga."}
+{"text":"fusions are the COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER, GOD DAMN I LOVE THEM"}
+{"text":"I still think Rebis is the best fusion"}
+{"text":"Bring it BITCH!!"}
+{"text":"When did that happen?"}
+{"text":"I watch Big City Greens for she."}
+{"text":"Then you probably stopped watching around season three. Which is for the best. The show fell off hard."}
+{"text":"just what the fuck is that supposed to mean"}
+{"text":"cute birb"}
+{"text":"Wish the katlynns will get an equal amount of fan art as Gloria."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"/ACO Dalle thread hasnt had any adult images since last year when they killed CiciAI. Bing has been incapable of anything NSFW since pretty much early 2024. Its basically a dead thread now. The images that get posted there are no spicier than what gets posted here."}
+{"text":"kills Disney TVA theatrical films in your path Nothing personal bro"}
+{"text":"Having watched the show, his hostility towards Spot doing boys things as a pretend boy mostly dies down early on. By the end of the first segment of the sixth episode, he has willingly put himself in danger to avoid anyone else from discovering that Scott is Spot. He relapses to his old attitude only very occasionally after that pre-movie. The movie however, not only does it revert Leonard back to his old ways but it exaggerates Spot's desires from \"I'm going to pretend to be a boy so that I can do boy things that dogs aren't supposed to do\" to full-blown, species-based body dysmorphia. These characterizations end up affecting the entire plot of the movie and the movie's moral ends up arguably going against the overall series-wide moral of the TV show."}
+{"text":"I always liked his voice~"}
+{"text":"At least it didn't hold the title of \"lowest grossing animated film in wide release\" very long."}
+{"text":"yeah i thinkso"}
+{"text":"king shit"}
+{"text":"I wonder what the numbers would be for a Shark Tale anniversary rerelease since Universal skipped that one after rereleasing Shrek 2 and instead did a rerelease of Chicken Run last year before jumping to Madagascar."}
+{"text":"Seems like a tosser you don't wanna mess with."}
+{"text":"I cannot find the ChadRocco art piece made 20 years ago when this was barely conceived but get this - it was an OC villain for this show akin to the female Master Mold from Wolverine and the X-Men an alien A.I. called \"M.O.T.H.E.R.\" Like mother ship. Like \"Father\" but in space. Wish I had saved the image."}
+{"text":"Gen-Z doesn't care, let alone gen alpha."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Gen Z grew up with this show tho At least I did"}
+{"text":"Who’s a character Marvel desperately wants you to care about but you just can’t seem to get into? Why? I tried to read her comics and give them a chance since I see her discussed a lot here, but just found them boring and the character herself annoying."}
+{"text":"The sooner you understand that Marvel Comics is full of people who waifu Gwen Stacy and has been for decades I don't understand this. She was so fucking boring."}
+{"text":"The fanbase hated her ass. Some of the writers did too. ... I guess the lunatics are running the asylum now. Explains everything."}
+{"text":"But she was fucking hot"}
+{"text":"The Daredevil show has given the same boost to Karen Page. Expect her comics return soon."}
+{"text":"The show’s version of Karen is basically a wholly new character and I’d argue a better one, I’m honestly surprised they haven’t brought her back in a decade of the show being a thing"}
+{"text":"Is /co/ old enough to remember Family Guy Mania (2005-2008)? It was one of the biggest cartoons back then with video games, toys, t-shirts, music albums, Oscar performances, Youtube video with millions of views and quoteable lines. It briefly overtook SpongeBob in popularity as it started it’s seasonal rot after the movie."}
+{"text":"pretty much yeah"}
+{"text":"That's a great example of what I'm talking about and sounds exactly like something you would see screen printed on a vintage Family Guy t-shirt from 2005"}
+{"text":"Anon doesn't recognize sherry and terry Anon... The iconic family members of the Griffin household and cast? Most of the classic episodes had them but they don't really use them now as much"}
+{"text":"The game being Rated M is what gives me hope that Family Guy's movie might commit to an R rating. That along with the very existence of the Ted franchise"}
+{"text":"fucking zoomer you didn't even exist when Family Guy was at its peak popularity and neither did minecraft"}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"I thought people like him"}
+{"text":"I that Clod"}
+{"text":"How was Spud alive?"}
+{"text":"In the Danish version, Spud is called \"Smut\""}
+{"text":"Reminds me of this old newspaper comic “Onion Sisters“"}
+{"text":"Waypool redditpool Hes too annoying! Okay what do (you) do to make him better then?"}
+{"text":"And then have cable go basically MIA? The issue is this 4th wall stuff has went on for longer than people wanna admit with Way or not"}
+{"text":"Basically like the first part of Kelly run , Simone or even Pohssen's North Korea arc which are the best runs alongside his team Up with cable"}
+{"text":"I will take Waypool over Dugganpool with all the cucking."}
+{"text":"You find the line and you balance on it. It's more complicated for Deadpool than on some others characters but it's there. You have to remember that Deadpool is not a serious man in temperament but he's still serious about some things (these days, it's mostly Ellie). He can be silly but he's not incompetent, he can decides to go into battle wearing a tutu but that won't mean he's not a crack shot with his guns, a talented swordman, and with aces up his sleeves. Like Spider-Man his sillyness is just his way to cope. He will not kill innocents if he can help it but will shoot them in the legs to gain a tactical advantage, and won't risk his daughter's life for an innocent. He will be cruel to his foes and their associates if they piss him off but won't gun down their human shields."}
+{"text":"Just embrace the chimichangas at this point the older Deadpool stuff was full of reference but also a lot of tongue in cheek retcons I think we’re making fun of comic retcons? Like his name, his true back story, or weapon X always controlled him I like the semi manga styled Deadpool run"}
+{"text":"What do you guys think of ATLA? I watched all 3 seasons in one sitting and here are my personal thoughts. Toph, Uncle Iroh, Ty Lee and Azula are very charismatic and some of the best characters in cartoon history The side characters (Jet, Haru, Kiyoshi Warriors, etc.) really suck. Even when they get extra screentime they still aren't interesting and their mini arcs lead to nowhere exciting. War is not portrayed as war, not enough violence and death and trauma. Plot armor in general is very very prominent in this show, in a bad way. Too much buildup with weak payoffs (Aang vs Fire Lord is the prime example) Weak journeys such as Toph's, starts off interesting but doesn't really go anywhere. She just invents metal bending and beats up random grunts. Sokka gets a sword but doesn't really use it much afterwards. Katara barely used bloodbending. Azula is just a consistent jobber and that final confrontation with her was too short and underwhelming."}
+{"text":"The war isn't really \"war\" because it's a war that has been going for over a century and, up until Aang destroys the fire nation armada, they barely believe the avatar is even back or a threat. The fire nation had stretched itself too thin and the people on the edges of the empire didn't really care about enforcing the Fire Lord's will beyond basic policing. Hell, on that episode where Aang is considered a province bumpkin, he was still allowed to take part in the same school as all the other \"true born\" fire nation students. Also the fire lord didn't want to go full ham and look like he had no control over the situation, as egotistical as he was."}
+{"text":"Katara barely used bloodbending. Cause she said she wouldn't...and when she did it was because Zuko got her to do something she shouldn't have in the first time."}
+{"text":"no way Katara Blood bent Zuko's cock"}
+{"text":"Francine."}
+{"text":"Probably in that order. Linda is to manly for me. Being voiced by a dude doesnt help. Lois would be a fun fuck bit id kill myself if I married her. Marge is very mellow so marrying her sounds like the best course of action."}
+{"text":"I kinda want to marry all three, but I'd punch the Family Guy mom because I know she can handle it"}
+{"text":"correct answer"}
+{"text":"man voice Watch enough Bob's Burgers and you hardly even notice after a while. This is such a lame excuse for passing on one of the top toon milfs who definitely puts out in the bedroom so long as you're not constantly exhausted like Bob is. Hell, Bob might always be exhausted BECAUSE of what happens in the bedroom"}
+{"text":"Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act--that they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and land a rich husband!"}
+{"text":"But then an increase in female writers marks a general reduction in writing quality, including the female characters. Women can be brutal to other specific wkmen, ok, but theyre dishonest as a group about women as a group. Oh and the worst part is the simps go into simp overdrive in the presence of women. So the women make the men who are a problem a bigger problem."}
+{"text":"152198457 152192485 The ESL spammer is back. We are done here."}
+{"text":"i have nothing to say but i must keep speaking Ok."}
+{"text":"As they should"}
+{"text":"This A mans problems are their own to deal with A womans problems are societies problems"}
+{"text":"people love and appreciate indie games that mimic the japanese games the dev grew up with people hate and make fun of indie comics that mimic the manga the author grew up with i will never understand why this is the case. comic readers seethe whenever they see a westerner try to make a japanese inspired comic. they mald when someone calls it manga as well. no one spergs out this hard when you call a turn based rpg made by a westerner a jrpg."}
+{"text":"I will say Radiant has some of the best looking POC out there"}
+{"text":"MHA style ripoff"}
+{"text":"I storytimed it. I tried first on /a/ because it was published first in Japan/had an anime but the fit thrown was too much. Even if the Nannie’s never deleted the thread. On /co/ I just couldn’t stand the captcha anymore. Even with the extension."}
+{"text":"It’s amazing how many storytimed dropped off after the captcha went to 1 minute."}
+{"text":"Latest arc has mutant supremacists."}
+{"text":"Man what kind of no fun list is that, maybe she wants to talk to buoys"}
+{"text":"QRD?"}
+{"text":"somebody on the crew inserting themselves for no reason"}
+{"text":"not self inserting, but still makes me laugh that pinkie pie canonically marries the weird al pony and has a child with him. fucking weird al. a baby with pinkie pie. canon."}
+{"text":"to be fair, that's the most Pinkie Pie thing possible."}
+{"text":"What do we think of the Absolute universe?"}
+{"text":"absolute badman is too edgy"}
+{"text":"contrarianism Absolute shit is edgy shit, made for contrarians"}
+{"text":"I have a few of Martian Manhunter, Flash, GL, WW, but only really read Supes and Batman. I just got so busy the last few months that I never got to read em. Will be checking them out now that Grok has been censored and I'm free from gooning. I particularly want to go through MM and Flash."}
+{"text":"Thank you Absolute DC for making us laugh at love …again"}
+{"text":"its better than Absolute GL"}
+{"text":"APOLOGIZE /CO/"}
+{"text":"Imagina que tienes dos vacas jajajajaja"}
+{"text":"I came here as soon as I saw it"}
+{"text":"THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE"}
+{"text":"Now we know what the third tool is used for. Just need to figure out the first two and we can finally get the joke"}
+{"text":"Why was Uncle Grandpa so hated back then?"}
+{"text":"Why shows do you think the young kids should prefer, dawg?"}
+{"text":"Do you think he can handle this?"}
+{"text":"Yes. She isn't a toon. They would be good friends tho."}
+{"text":"The YouTube poop version is a lot better."}
+{"text":"like how funny?"}
+{"text":"They look so happy."}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"I could fix her"}
+{"text":"How"}
+{"text":"If they added Stopframe into their marriage officially, as a third, do you think he could fix them? Asking honestly. As much as Clay abuses Orel he cannot stand up to his wife which is how she gets away with so much neglect. Stopframe is a commanding coach, he'd tell her to knock it off. If Clay was told to stop hitting Orel by his precious mistress, he probably would. He'd also satiate Clay's homosexual urges."}
+{"text":"Hilda & Johanna in Japan art by moss--oh no..."}
+{"text":"Hilda graphic novels should be like Tintin, where she goes to weird places (but mostly in mythic Scandinavia). Hilda Goes To Iceland Hilda Goes To Lappland Hilda Meets Grendel Hilda And Fafnir etc..."}
+{"text":"you know its a good game when you bring out the funny dice"}
+{"text":"Thank you kindly. I do appreciate how consistent and fairly on-model your gens are. The anime-style stuff already looks incredible, but the stuff people make for western cartoon characters can still look quite wonky sometimes. I'll get started on this once graphics card and ram prices come down a bit. Hahaha... haaa..."}
+{"text":"Np. There's a regular thread on /b/ called Degenerated where you can find tons of links and sometimes tips and entire catboxed prompts and workflows from genners. Warning: extremely NSFW including some you-know-what that pops up occasionally. However, many of the anons there use online resources to gen very lewd stuff when they don't have a good local machine. See the links in the OP header."}
+{"text":"So between V1 and V2, is there anything else missing/worth getting?"}
+{"text":"Rumor is he's up for Nova."}
+{"text":"Could work"}
+{"text":"nancy owes him sex"}
+{"text":"Nova is never getting a movie"}
+{"text":"Yeah he was big but I feel like the 90s had more \"Spidey-Mania\". Cartoons, McFarlane series, toys, video games, we would end up getting the movies. It's also where I feel X-Men with the whole Jim Lee era and the cartoons and toys and games kicked in hard. Like Fantastic Four and Avengers kinda died down, Iron Man and Captain America and Thor all became lesser characters for a while until the movies."}
+{"text":"Gunn was pretty adamant about keeping Nova out of the MCU"}
+{"text":"I wish Steven Universe had made Pearlapis, and Amedot the canon ships instead of forcing Lapidot."}
+{"text":"Shipping is a mental illness."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Many have said this"}
+{"text":"Peridot was the only good thing to come out of it and she was a fan favorite so opinion discarded, gonna assume this is bait"}
+{"text":"Because it's true, duh."}
+{"text":"What makes her such a fan favorite?"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Started out bad, troubled girl with room for redemption Sweet Southern accent Huge tits Genuinely gorgeous"}
+{"text":"The old fucks and jews REALLY want that pairing dont they? Jewish old fuck here No we didn't, she and Remy are perfect for each other"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Hair"}
+{"text":"Can capeshit be in a purely textual form or does it inherently require visuals"}
+{"text":"Worm"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"What did Johnny K clone brush over?"}
+{"text":"wdym No?"}
+{"text":"Fightfags can't into imagination so no"}
+{"text":"She's a kind friend."}
+{"text":"We fuck drawings here, sir."}
+{"text":"Papercuts are a bitch."}
+{"text":"drawings of what"}
+{"text":"When concerning the topic of consent, does it really matter?"}
+{"text":"Tiles?"}
+{"text":"Outside Rucka and the Absolute Universe, did any author used her?"}
+{"text":"those dogs have seen some shit. really makes you wonder"}
+{"text":"She was in Wilson's WW run a bit and one of the 52 spinoff minis (+ 52)"}
+{"text":"\"Why is this an AU?\". Because this Wonder Woman uses magic, submits to her gods more regularly, and she isn't \"Fighting for Feminism Against the Evil Patriarchy\"."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"Generic design"}
+{"text":"I think Flashgitz writing is on the same tier as Vizziepop"}
+{"text":"you must treat comedies like a dramas Kys."}
+{"text":"HA! I posted you as a fat retard! What now???"}
+{"text":"That was the truth"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Why are you gay?"}
+{"text":"You are tasked with gender-swapping one male protagonist from a well-known /co/ series. You can choose to do it either prior to the start of the series or during it to maximize the ramifications of the change. Who do you choose, and why?"}
+{"text":"during it to maximize the ramifications of the change Very, very, very few genderswap stories are not pure fetish bait. Like it's basically Ranma and that one comic with the kobold thing."}
+{"text":"my bro has been acting strange around me since i became a girl"}
+{"text":"Why can't Mexicans & Texans proofread their dogshit English? Also why the fuck is Ren rich, why is he a princess? That's honestly what bothers me more than him being rule63'd."}
+{"text":"Típico gringo pendejo."}
+{"text":"The artist is Japanese."}
+{"text":"We had one yesterday, so let's redo!"}
+{"text":"cute ones"}
+{"text":"educational cartoon How educational it's?"}
+{"text":"Soviet cartoons always have really pleasant color palettes. I wonder what inks and paints they were using."}
+{"text":"Superjail"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Kitty Katswell?"}
+{"text":"What a cute Katswell."}
+{"text":"NTA I was gonna hijack one of those reqs but I gave up cuz my art looks like shit"}
+{"text":"I liked this episode maybe a bit too much as a kid"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"the queen of co"}
+{"text":"CGI movie based on one of the most popular cartoons of all time Will just barely outgross the first film (not accounting for 20 years of inflation) May not even gross half of the second one What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"How will this impact the SpongeBob franchise as a whole? Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? Same here. but not many people are interested in it though. I made a Q&A thread about the movie after i watched it but it barely got any notice and archived soon when i went to sleep."}
+{"text":"Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? God i hope so"}
+{"text":"Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? Maybe? With TV dying off kids aren't forced to watch endless reruns and grow an unnatural attachment, and they have a wider variety of content online. It just makes sense they'd get tired."}
+{"text":"Two things wrong with what ya said. 1. TV isn't dying, it's still around. 2. Even if it did that wouldn't mean the death of SpongeBob as the franchise can exist elsewhere."}
+{"text":"Piracy is a sin of greed and pride. No one should want to do such a thing at all."}
+{"text":"heart cum"}
+{"text":"Oh dear"}
+{"text":"I’ve been reading comics since I was a kid, and as someone who loathes the MCU, it’s honestly sad how most of the comics now rely on synergy to be more like the films (or flat out adding shit from the Disney+ series like the MCU TVA because Marvel truly believes they’ve created a masterpiece,), it’s only gotten worse and I can’t help but fear it won’t get any better from here on out."}
+{"text":"This pissed me the hell off."}
+{"text":"I still don't get it. Any reason put forth just makes Marvel look shittier. They were saving the stretchy powers for Reed? Then just save her until after you do FF, nothing about her is so pressing that it needed to be done then and there. They can't do stretchy powers on a TV budget? Netflix manages to do it pretty damn well. They wanted to strip away her uniqueness to fit into the MCU better? Why fucking adapt her at all then?"}
+{"text":"Don't forget her bangles went from \"They're a family heirloom that my grandmother gave to me and that's why they're important\" to \"Actual, they're alien artifacts that have super duper important lore connections to the ten rings and Kang the conquerer.\" It's like Marvel is allergic to having successful, small scale, street level heroes."}
+{"text":"Better yet, make fanfiction with accompanying comics. That way you get all the fun of new comics without all the shit that the modern industry requires!"}
+{"text":"They were saving the stretchy powers for Reed? LOL I remember when every single shill had this excuse ready to defend it. And then the F4 movie comes out and Reed barely uses his powers and when he does it looks like shit and is completely useless Then the script updated to \"Well, his stretching isnt that important anyway!\""}
+{"text":"I don't get why The Hub died. It had so many original series, exclusive 3rd party shows, and imports that hadn't aired in the states prior or atleast not on a notable network prior when it launched and then it just died The Twisted Whiskers Show Dennis and Gnasher Cosmic Quantum Ray Pound Puppies The Horse Show Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures Deltora Quest Family Game Night The WotWots In the Night Garden Animal Mechanicals Maryoku Yummy Pictureka Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The later 2 started a major decline around that time if you're talking about their 3rd channels toon/jetix/XD whatever the fuck they were back then(I honestly can't remember what they were airing during the early 2010's) and nicktoons. Their main channels were already shit for all 3 of the big networks CN/Nick/Disney by the med to late 2000's."}
+{"text":"Why was Hub best network in early 2010s?"}
+{"text":"Imagine if they still alive to this day."}
+{"text":"Dan is such a qt"}
+{"text":"That would be nice"}
+{"text":"post/draw your favorite pepper anns here"}
+{"text":"Oh damn, did she really originate from these comics?"}
+{"text":"Oh no hard feelings at all I just didn’t know it was you. My stuff has been reposted several times by anons so it’s hard to keep track."}
+{"text":"I'm still open commission if you want too"}
+{"text":"Why are they the most popular Looney Tunes characters?"}
+{"text":"Unironically, theres a lot of furries in tech, military, or pilots and a bunch of other high paying or stable jobs. I didn't believe yhis as a kid but now I'm an adult furry, I ended up working on tech as a civilian employee in a military institution. I never dreamed I'd end up here but I did."}
+{"text":"Porky has been yeeted out of the top 3? Even though he has seniority?"}
+{"text":"There are dozens of Tina Russo fans."}
+{"text":"I like her fine but she's just like a normal woman but a duck and doesn't feel like much of a toon. Even her hair is like very 2010s average working woman who goes home and watches Real Housewives just like very generic in every way except she's a duck. I get she's the straight man in a sitcom but still."}
+{"text":"I hope Warner brings her back."}
+{"text":"Have they made ANY notable /co/ stuff?"}
+{"text":"one could argue certain group did everything"}
+{"text":"Straight out of Kuwait. Honestly, I'm a bit surprised you don't see more oil sheiks dropping some money on animation."}
+{"text":"Puppets are /co/"}
+{"text":"what is this?"}
+{"text":"31 Minutos at home:"}
+{"text":"this is that friendless, introverted goth girl I told you about"}
+{"text":"pastel Goth What?"}
+{"text":"They literally made the same joke in Gumball and Loud House. Most creatively bankrupt industry on the Earth."}
+{"text":"says that when isekai, romcom and battle shonen anime exist"}
+{"text":"Indeed, do tell about pastel goth"}
+{"text":"They do be like that"}
+{"text":"How the fuck isn't this official yet?"}
+{"text":"Because"}
+{"text":"And there will still be retards complaining that nothing is official until they show Nick humping Judy and making half-breed babies"}
+{"text":"Judy's feet"}
+{"text":"shippers race everything to grave make them kiss make them date make them married make them fuck make them raise bebes age the bebes AGE THEM make the bebes kiss make bebes make bebes Ok, I'm done shipping. Bury them."}
+{"text":"Ok, I'm done shipping. Bury them. God help you if you establish that the afterlife exists in your story, because the shipping will carry on long after the characters have died if so."}
+{"text":"Why didn't Babs do like Grace and inject herself with Orca DNA to walk again?"}
+{"text":"she has toes?!"}
+{"text":"How does that make you feel?"}
+{"text":"wouldn't a flesh shoe be worse?"}
+{"text":"two issues This just proves you haven’t. It was a three issue storyline."}
+{"text":"only nerds read the comics"}
+{"text":"Where O where has my little Vampy gone? I miss her so much..."}
+{"text":"Woody"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Story time anon here, sorry it's been a while. I've been really busy with a lot at the moment. I meant to come back a week or two ago but didn't get the chance. I have more time now so I'm definitely storytiming this weekend"}
+{"text":"Great to hear you'll be back! Look forward to it...!"}
+{"text":"bloody hell..."}
+{"text":"so you gonna prove that or larp more"}
+{"text":"Can you post grok logs? I have yet to see non-slop grok logs."}
+{"text":"They're mainly talking about image and video generation, but it's still possible to get grok to edit screencaps in certain ways."}
+{"text":"because I don't use such high-level languages. The only ones I use really are C and very limited amounts of Rust. And as an example, C does have standard library functions to open and interact with files, sure, but my main way of interacting with files is to read them into an array, which is much more sensible to do with mmap once the file gets large enough. Also, to sensibly load the file you'll have to use fstat to query the file's size, and at that point you might as well read the file with read(2) instead of C's fread."}
+{"text":"op here, i'm trans btw"}
+{"text":"Understanding syscalls helps even if you don't call them directly. They're the ground truth that puts hard limits on what your program can do. writev is a syscall for writing multiple buffers at once. It's often a bit faster than write but it's equivalent to just calling write multiple times. Rust has a function that wraps writev (write_vectored) but: - you might not think to look for it unless you know that the syscall exists - there's a limit on the number of buffers you can write at once, and this effectively limits the performance of the syscall, but you only find out about this by reading syscall documentation and not stdlib documentation So it pays to learn about it even if you use the wrapper. Another way to think about it is that it's like how it's sometimes useful to look at the assembly that comes out of your compiler even if you never write any assembly. strace (a program that prints the syscalls a process performs) can be an easy way to figure out what a process is doing."}
+{"text":"Potentially (and rarely) saves a seek(). So what? All software (e.g. databases) already written will either use two file handles, communicate it’s changes to the other threads, and/or use a single thread/process for writing a single file. In a word, useless slop-conceived vanity api ike openat(). Soon we’ll have individual syscalls for every conceivable sequence of file operations with all their parameters jammed together. open_at_read_write_close(…"}
+{"text":"That sucks because the OnePlus 15 was my first phone by them and its not that bad. I guess the Android market is way too flooded for every brands flagship to sustain enough sales so the corpos keep making more and more."}
+{"text":"Its so over bros..."}
+{"text":"Just bought this one Did I did good /g/?"}
+{"text":"Next phone will be an oppp"}
+{"text":"5 actually. XeSSFG. Retarded kid."}
+{"text":"Who won?"}
+{"text":"Scott Cawthon on the right"}
+{"text":"At this point it seems like a decent replacement for most Google search, problem solving computer issues, some math stuff, etc. Yeah it's not perfect but neither was going to a forum and asking random people for help with your early attempts at programming and Google is fucking useless these days and even back in the day it would give you a source that's plain wrong. The biggest problem right now is the extreme memory hunger it has."}
+{"text":"your point? you want a new one or you want to complain about it? what is the point in asking this question? get to the point. the r5 is an 11 year old case and you can still buy it new."}
+{"text":"Haven't played around with much yet, but GLM 4.7 flash does loli just fine, even with thinking on. No system prompt telling it to do X and Y, just the system card. Problem is that it's dumb as a sack of bricks. And now I'm wondering if there's something broken in the GGUF metadata. RoPE settings, chat template, etc. how can I be sure it is safe to run? GGUF is a packaging format that contains zero code in it, just metadata and the weights. Will llama.cpp start phoning home if I start running a compromised model? No."}
+{"text":"models cant interact with your system in any way unless you setup tool calling. its like asking gta5 what time it is in real life, it cant know unless it has some way to tell. but more than that, you should already be running a whitelist firewall and never allow programs to access your network or internet unless needed. its not needed for any local models. there is no privacy issues unless you set it up yourself in such a way that you are accessing outside models or something"}
+{"text":"Bro, GLM 4.7 flash is 3B active. You won't get anything smarter than nemo out of it"}
+{"text":"Just run docker image."}
+{"text":"I'm comparing it to Qwen 30BA3B when I say that."}
+{"text":"The job you spent your entire life working for no longer exists"}
+{"text":"reminder: ai shills are jeets"}
+{"text":"Then add all the missing features to Wine in a month or less. Chop chop, I'll be waiting."}
+{"text":"Can I leverage this kind of language for a SW dev interview I have coming up?"}
+{"text":"AI will give people who know what they are doing superpowers, but vibe coders will know less and less about what they are doing as time goes on. They won't even have the vocabulary to ask AI what the problem is when problems crop up. The iPad babies of software. As usual, millennials are going to end up carrying the world on their back."}
+{"text":"So you work your entire life to get a job or what are you even saying"}
+{"text":"I'm a cs student and I want to know how much I should practice vibecoding vs old fashioned coding. Personally I find vibecoding is much faster and better."}
+{"text":"Not much, except for little simple generic things (helpers, etc...), it's ok. But when you're on an actual project, it just produces garbage and after a while it hallucinate. To me, what's worse than no more juniors are juniors who can't even audit the trash claude/gpt/gemini produces. Most of the time it \"sort of\" work, but the code is unmaintainable and not up to industry standards."}
+{"text":"I've got some IC5 applications at microsoft in the screen phase, I know my current place was going downhill. the upper management is getting too involved with the development side of things complaining about speed, calling \".net\" slow because they're so used to wysiwyg drag n drop devs from old ass delphi and vb6. then they started outsourcing to indians, the indians complain if you mention anything on their pull request to their managers who then try to talk to your managers, your managers back you, so they go to the upper management/owners and complain that you're slowing them down. it's the fucking most insane level of gaslighting i've ever seen."}
+{"text":"A couple of reasons it's not gonna work very well long term: 1. Introductory costs that are unprofitable to companies providing the service such as OpenAPI or Google are designed to get people hooked on the service and unable work efficiently without them. When the subsidized introductory prices go away and people are actually expected to pay enough to satisfy shareholders, many companies will drop subscriptions or be forced to compensate for the increased cost by cutting expenses elsewhere such as labor force. As a tool LLMs make things easier, but when you're suddenly doing the work of 3 people because your company dropped 2 other devs to make up the cost difference, you're not really working less. 2. It's going to turn into a competency issue when people become to reliant on it. Cars are an amazing tool that has enhanced our efficiency and saved us time, but in societies such as midwest America, it has led to fat and lazy people who no longer walk anywhere. Over reliance will make people lazy and unable to solve issues or get anything done without it. It's likely that people will rely on it so much that their code base will be full of unrecognizable code that no one understands or knows how to fix it when something goes wrong. 3. Programming itself will likely stagnate. A new language or newer version of one will not have the wealth of years of trouble shooting and working source code to be trained off of. People will not adopt new code if there isn't llm support as people will be too lazy to write on their own. Furthermore existing languages will eventually consume all existing data present LLM and will only have the ability to refine of LLM written code, leading to loss of accuracy over time. For an example of this look at image generation trained off multiple generations of images made by image generation. I am guilty of using it for Unit/Integration tests. I try to avoid using it elsewhere."}
+{"text":"yeah, if you tell it you have a testbed method that sets up a service provider and they can call getservice<name> to test everything, it can write decent tests. saves a lot of time, the downside though, is if you actually wrote something wrong it makes tests that pass despite it being wrong"}
+{"text":"Yes, just 2 more weeks."}
+{"text":"What are you working on, /g/? Previous:"}
+{"text":"was this supposed to apply to topics that change all the time? they change too fast to plateu or even ascend the slope at all. in reality this looks like a little wave going on at the bottom of the valley that never escapes it as you finally get a grasp on some new things, have a mini mount stupid, kicked off into a mini valley by completely new information that didnt exist before, get a grasp of it and ascend, ad inf"}
+{"text":"Should I learn how to use GitHub Actions? Not sure if I can be bothered"}
+{"text":"For work reasons? I'd say it's worth it. It's really not that hard either. Keep in mind that all CI systems are basically the same, and they're all just YAML declarations of shell commands. GitHub Actions, Azure DevOps and others offer a bunch of custom tasks that are just wrappers of shell commands."}
+{"text":"You don't \"work\" on anything lil bro."}
+{"text":"You should really stop with those projections lil bro."}
+{"text":"What does your AI think of you?"}
+{"text":"I got this from gemini, not sure how to feel"}
+{"text":"not really, it just skipped the chat history and shat out the default prompt for everyone"}
+{"text":"I don't want to have to remind Copilot not to use floating point every single conversation we have."}
+{"text":"Don't you have enough AI slop threads, you street-shitting retards?"}
+{"text":"idk if you all dont realize the ai is just using a cookiecutter template or if you're posting fully ironically or somewhere in between where you're interpreting the small variations within the template as descriptive"}
+{"text":"I wonder what's his ethnicity"}
+{"text":"China can't even invade Taiwan (and will never do it lol), let alone threaten the wealthiest and most powerful country in human history"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter yet another racist ragebait thread report & move on"}
+{"text":"i get your point, but you're kinda wrong, the us did a lot of intercontinental wars, where has the chinks did it with themself"}
+{"text":"... for more than 3000 years (forgor that part)"}
+{"text":"he should be more concerned about chips being sold to elon because he's far more likely to cause some sort of adverse event than anyone in china"}
+{"text":"Are CRTs finally making a comeback?"}
+{"text":"It's an LCD anon. IF, and that's a huge IF, someone decides to make a real CRT nowadays, expect it to be insanely expensive."}
+{"text":"And what about that VCR? Must be absolute dogshit with tons of tracking artifacts \"for the real VHS experience\" or some crap like that. If this doesn't come including a time base corrector it's literal garbage."}
+{"text":"I'd settle for any modern made VCR at this point. The old ones are all dying and are a pain in the ass to fix."}
+{"text":"This, all the ones I have in my house are broken by time, I managed to save one by regreasing some parts, others outright had internal parts snap and aren't recoverable"}
+{"text":"I'm going to take a wild guess and assume the state of the VHS player is similar to the state of casette player, where one factory is left making the absolute shittiest version of it."}
+{"text":"why did people get so mad about audacity becoming a DAW?"}
+{"text":"Use a tag editor you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"i know, i'm tech illiterate, but thank you for helping me anyway."}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"This, wxWidgets UI was an abomination. I'm glad they're on Qt now t. gnomie"}
+{"text":"Only big boys can post in this thread."}
+{"text":"Mfw I'm a jew that hates fun"}
+{"text":"there was this guy last time sporting this wallpaper, i found the sauce but was wondering how you edited the wallpaper with that grainy blur and distortion in a similar fashion"}
+{"text":"look up rabyte on furaffinity, aster is cute :3"}
+{"text":"GNOME is love GNOME is life"}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"Bazzite. Then show your dick to the maintainers to remind them of what they threw away."}
+{"text":"And it fucked up again. But I found out what the issue was. For some reason, if my PS3 is turned on, Gwenview fucks up, Dolphin fucks up, other things fuck up. I don't know what the hell is going on, but my PS3 is hooked up directly to my computer via ethernet for FTP."}
+{"text":"Did you bother to read his post or were you too busy finding an excuse to shill bazzite that you weren't paying attention?"}
+{"text":"I could select and use snapshots, just I wouldn't get to the login screen. I managed to boot somehow, but sometimes I have to restart and try again, spam ESC. I don't know what's causing this"}
+{"text":"void linux friendly to white men"}
+{"text":"How does anyone even use Linux? I'm a complete clueless tech illiterate newb and I'm using Debian on over a decade old crappy laptop just fine. Even Wi-fi worked out of the box. And if I want the sound to work all I have to do is to reboot."}
+{"text":"Why is everything in Linux so complicated It’s not linux, it’s ubuntu. Ubuntu, by default, uses a NetworkManager which reads other random configuration files you have to find and edit. If you don’t tell NetworkManager, it can undo any changes you make elsewhere every few seconds or so.  So your ifconfig commands work fir a second, then get silently reverted. Brought to you by the same conceptually retarded that shat out dbus, systemd, wayland, rust, etc."}
+{"text":"No. I don't think AIs are on the level of sentience or sapience yet."}
+{"text":"If I end up torching everything and starting from scratch, what's the best alternative? I just want a really lightweight Linux-based OS for a shitty laptop I'm using as a media server. Literally the only thing it needs to do is run Jellyfin."}
+{"text":"Can we really confidently say that about sapience though"}
+{"text":"Poorest post of 2026"}
+{"text":"Retro Nano or Qudelix 5k? Reddit says the Fiio app sucks but, the features look fine, 10 band eq with autoeq options. Retro Nano is about half the price and has replaceable batteries, Qudelix has crossfeed and cascading eqs for some reason. I'm leaning retro nano."}
+{"text":"what do you suggest i get?"}
+{"text":"with EQ literally anything. Most ideal would be a single driver relatively linear POS so you don’t have to manually tweak a lot of peaks and dips without EQ truthear gate with triple flange tips"}
+{"text":"I'm not poor, I'm a kleptomaniac."}
+{"text":"Python with pointers C is literally that easy"}
+{"text":"Rust still lets you see the error propagation, the ? is straightforward syntactic sugar"}
+{"text":"The C version uses curl and json-c libraries which do all the actual work of downloading the file and parsing the JSON. All of that is boilerplate you need to be able to use those libraries. The \"error messages\" are handled better by the other languages with exceptions, or in Rust, the ? operator. The Python version lets you see what's happening more easily."}
+{"text":"pufferfish wit da big ass lip"}
+{"text":"We would switch without hesitation if a better language came along. So far that has not happened."}
+{"text":"Modules are grotesque. Dead on arrival feature, will never be widely adopted."}
+{"text":"I haven't used it. It all sounded good until I saw the python 3 dependency. But I'll play with it before passing judgement. In general though: All these \"web 3.0\" and \"crypto coin censorship free network!\" crap that's came out over the past few years are all garbage. IPFS was something I had a lot of hope for. But then the developers sold out and long standing bugs haven't been fixed in 6+ years now. They're all too busy working with big tech companies behind the scenes that wanted to use the protocol. Both of the implementations are horrible and it has managed to murder any router I've placed it behind. Then they tried to tie a crypto-coin to it as well. Shame. We don't need any new type of censorship resistant protocol. We already had them built and finished in the 1970s and 1980s. It was called email, BBSs, fidonet, and NNTP (usenet). Store-and-forward protocols where once something was out in the wild it couldn't be taken down because it was being hosted on so many systems. At most all we need to do is bring some of these up to date to support sending more data at one time. That way we wouldn't have to break large files into smaller archives like the warez groups have to do on usenet. We can use encryption over these protocols already. For years e-mail could be sent totally anonymously because there were tons of anonymous e-mail servers that would route any message sent to them without verification. The only reason we don't have this stuff anymore is because the big tech companies like google, microsoft and others took over the entire protocol and blacklisted anything outside of their own servers. Well that and the usenet jannys deciding to no longer allow truly anonymous users on to the news servers. We didn't have jannys censoring everything on these networks either. The tech is old, it works and we could be using it right now. It'd be easy to add any quality of life features we wanted."}
+{"text":"just write your own package manager when a dozen of them exist and nothing is wrong with portage to begin with MEDS NOW tinker tranny just do everything manually MEDS NOW tinker tranny"}
+{"text":"We didn't have jannys censoring everything on these networks either. Small correction: They could censor some groups they controlled. But there were so many alt.<x> groups out there that it was impossible to truly silence someone. On top of that once a message was propagated to the network it was impossible to censor it on every server since so many copies of it existed everywhere. Instead of having moderators swinging ban hammers and using delete buttons people back then were expected to maintain their own kill files in their news reader. If there was someone or something you didn't like you could add it to your kill file and not have to see it anymore. It would be very easy to add image support to NNTP and make an imageboard-like experience that couldn't be censored running on top of the protocol. In fact, its already been done and web front-ends exist for it. At least they still did last I checked. The only thing is hardly anyone is using them because users today are too retarded to figure out how to configure a mail client."}
+{"text":"Transparent clothing is gone. Gotta wait until someone beats raunchy stuff into it I guess."}
+{"text":"pretty sure grok image stuff is just qwen-image."}
+{"text":"be patient anon, the next gooner model is either going to be on klein 4B or on Z-image base"}
+{"text":"RIP bikinis"}
+{"text":"ITT butthurt pedos"}
+{"text":"Well, it should probably stay banned, regardless of whether they fix it or not. It’s worse than useless noise."}
+{"text":"Buddy, have you seen any JAVs? Why would you even make this pic, are you bleeding from the ears RN?"}
+{"text":"it's just that adult-on-minor sex is illegal and the age of consent is just for minor-on-minor. so a 13 year old doing a 4 year old would still be legally rape because 4 is under the age but two 13 year olds wouldn't be, but a 13 and an 18 would still be illegal. i'm not sure if i'm explaining that right. your explanation isn't the problem, the problem is that you have no fucking idea what you're talking about in many U.S. states, the age of consent is the age of consent, and if it's 16, they can be fucked by a 16 year old, a 36 year old, or a 106 year old, and it's all legal, as long as the older partner is not in a position of authority over the minor (teacher, coach, probation officer, etc.) some states set an AoC with a so-called \"Romeo and Juliet\" exemption, that is to say, a close-in age exemption, where it's legal for, say, a 19 year old to have sex with a 16 year old, but a 20 year old would be committing a crime then you have California, where the AoC is 18 and there is no close-in-age exemption, so two partners who are 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds old who have sex with each other are both committing statutory rape; obviously, this is rarely enforced in practice, but that's what the law in CA says you probably shouldn't pontificate about shit you're totally ignorant about"}
+{"text":"The ram supply is restricted and they’ve wanted to force us into cloud only shit for ages. Give them time."}
+{"text":"Were Creative Soundblaster X-Fi cards a meme back in the 2000s? I've always wanted one back then. Do they even serve a purpose back then or even now?"}
+{"text":"Morning anons"}
+{"text":"nice blood elf gm"}
+{"text":"Thank ya thank ya. She's an old friend's character, need to make more of her...Or well, Belfs in general in this new style I'm messing with. Love the car render though, such an awesome vibe. Morning morning"}
+{"text":"You said that AI is a nothing burger and all the development has plateaued, that it's all hype and grift etc. But to me it just feels like it is getting better faster and faster. The AI tools we have now are magic compared to original ChatGPT. The agents are now literally much better programmers than I could ever hope to be. They know so much and can do it all. I am now a believer. I really believe that in the next 3-6 years there will be a ChatGPT moment for robotics, followed by Claude Code type moment and it will just transform the world."}
+{"text":"Do you know anyone who tells the opposite story? That AI actually gets. shit. done? I dont. AI right now gets shit done for junior dev level tasks. Couple of years ago it couldn't even do more than 50 lines without hallucinating"}
+{"text":"Why is this answer wrong according to you? The prompt states that Bob is thinking of 3 distinct primes. Multiple answers are possible with the given conditions, but as long as it's not the amswer he's thinking of he can reject it. If Bob's answer would indeed include 2, then the sum will be even, in all other cases the sum will be uneven, as 2 is the only even prime number. I think the answer is supposed to be 3, 2, 23. Or 23, 3, 2. If order matters. 1 is not a prime"}
+{"text":"They can be impressive, but I have a feeling the compute requirements for high-level performance are not really sustainable with current tech"}
+{"text":"That Bob is a retard just like the egghead asking these questions"}
+{"text":"But to me it just feels like Thanks for sharing, retard. Nobody cares."}
+{"text":"bros, what are your opinions on these devices? are they feasible to vibe code using a remote ssh instance? i like my macbook and such, but I want a low-distraction environment, and a thinkpad with xmonad is bulky to carry around. are there alternatives to this weird uconsole thing? also youtube suggests that this thing is mostly for \"pentester\" types (i.e. unemployed flipper zero philes) - is this fr? also wtf is with captcha now lol"}
+{"text":"Most people make cyberdecks out to be custom built based on the wording in neuromancer ya dingus"}
+{"text":"the point of an advertisement is to show maximum utility to the consumer. No, it just has to look cool. Terminal stuff looks cool to normies."}
+{"text":"this was posted by a jeet. I can tell. Cyberdecks are cool but you're a swarthy stinky retard. -1,000,000 izzat for getting caught."}
+{"text":"why were you so convinced of that? he might have been spamming somewhat but he was just enthusiastic. if you let him grow he would get into ergo spaces."}
+{"text":"Do you have a logo, a nonsense name, and diverse marketing materials?"}
+{"text":"im gonna need 5 trillions + tip"}
+{"text":"(checked)"}
+{"text":"OpenAI is generating income Yeah, right."}
+{"text":"contract runs out in a few months and i get that feeling they won't keep me"}
+{"text":"walk into the company, firm handshake the CEO"}
+{"text":"I use GPT 5.2 at work and I still find that if it can't find a Stack Overflow post or GitHub issue for something, it's just worthless. what types of issues do you find?"}
+{"text":"ive been doing that for the past 5 years and have never been more fit"}
+{"text":"One thing I learned is if your company doesn't give you tools to brute force and your vendor is incompetent as fucked is that you are FUCKED. NEVER WORK FOR A BUSINESS TEAM IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DEV/TECH filter"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on this?"}
+{"text":"yeah just like Musk is hardworking Afrikaner from poverty not an nepobaby"}
+{"text":"they are pricing people out of hw so they can sell them subscription sw solutions"}
+{"text":"I considered getting a Ryzen 395+ box with 128 GB of RAM and putting gpt-oss-120b or a comparable model on it. I backed out when I realized that that $2,000 would still get me accuracy inadequate for my specific use cases. Even before Altman started buying up all the RAM, local hardware setups capable of running the non-retarded LLMs are all large GPU farms that risk tripping a residential circuit breaker with their power consumption."}
+{"text":"you will own nothing and all that fuck bezos"}
+{"text":"man who controls server farms wants server farms to have more power. Hes coming for your computer."}
+{"text":"Which new design? Our company bought nupads some months ago, T14 and P1, and they open to 180° like the older ones. electron 8 GB might be too little RAM depending on how many tabs you keep open and which electron apps you use. Might do better with something that can take more RAM like W510 or T420."}
+{"text":"How can I tweak T480 boot process so that it doesn't spend 8 seconds displaying the lenovo logo? Tried disabling just about everything in bios, updated bios and firmware and honestyly I think it's even worse than before (~5s). I did manage to shave off a good amount of time in other areas, getting plasma desktop loaded in 17s but almost half that is the red ugly lenovo rectangle. I'm running out of ideas. Currently using systemd-boot but anything goes really, it's a couple seconds faster than grub."}
+{"text":"Which new design? Bottom hinged laptops. Thinkpads should always be top-hinged like in the pic here"}
+{"text":"I don't think you can do anything save for installing a new bios, but IDK in what state coreboot / libreboot is for the T480"}
+{"text":"Oh, that IS annoying. Anything to add points of failure and make the cooling worse, I suppose."}
+{"text":"i dont shower with shampoo i shower with shampiss"}
+{"text":"mods, sticky this"}
+{"text":"I will not switch to Linux. Windows is comfy. Linux is the definition of uncomfy."}
+{"text":"comfy is a fucking buzzword your experience of a windows desktop environment isn't some arcane knowledge, it takes 2 days to readjust to kde and then you can take advantage of the cool shit it can do and make it yours with ricing instead of having forced that flat gay windows 11 style on you"}
+{"text":"Money. Good devs that can make a good GUI are rare and expensive. And most of them will rather take a well paid job than volunteer for some troonix distro."}
+{"text":"le combfy pepe blurred to shit due to constant resaving from shared call center folder Why do they let shortbus kids post here?"}
+{"text":"We don't need Linux to be popular among normies, we don't need most guis on Linux. It's an OS for developers who want to learn how computers work."}
+{"text":"Show dominance and post it again!"}
+{"text":"i want to go back"}
+{"text":"it sounded like you were suggesting you couldn't rather than simply that people didn't"}
+{"text":"already know to pick up the phone before it rings"}
+{"text":"Fucking why?"}
+{"text":"the reason why we miss it so much is that it was the last time white culture and white people dominated the mainstream of all things the future looked clean and colorful, filled with hope, after y2k the jews in power decided to shift society to brown and black supremacy and it all got destroyed in less than a decade"}
+{"text":"install endevour os Everything woks Why aren't you using easy arch without woke comunity?"}
+{"text":"i am objectively correct"}
+{"text":"because cachy is the same but better?"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Because I'm sticking with Upstream Arch (which I use, BTW)."}
+{"text":"Everything works on Debian too. Less bloat. Boring. The way I like it."}
+{"text":"OpenBSD thread"}
+{"text":"default settings isn't the default for xenodm to be off meaning you get sent into command line only? also I had a minor problem with disk formatting since it defaulted to the cd not a drive"}
+{"text":"What do you use yours for? server/router or as a desktop? what are the software you usually install first?"}
+{"text":"What do you use yours for? OpenBSD is a general purpose operating system for unix power users (read as: people who are able to read). Using it as a desktop or as a server/router still requires you to be the target stated before what are the software you usually install first? unless you have specific use cases, the ootb experience is almost complete you have in base - c compiler - perl and awk/sed - vi, ed and mg depending if you are a vimtard or a emacsfag - sendmail - simple http server - pf firewall - ssh - graphical wm (actually more than one, cmw being the best imo) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cwm It's quite spartan do you install some form of taskbar to display items like a clock or battery charge?"}
+{"text":"I have mastered the art of rape and OpenBSD is the only thing keeping me at bay"}
+{"text":"Of course, wealth is imaginary, bailouts aren't. Duh; where do you think these companies get billions of dollars despite zero hope of turning a profit or return on that investment? What do you think is going through the mind of an investor seeing a company set fire to probably $50billion and you fork over another $10 billion?"}
+{"text":"They have a mountain of cheap RAM that they can sell for skyhigh prices. Prices are only so high because they bought up 70% of the supply for now dirtcheap prices."}
+{"text":"Have all the schools put donation boxes in the cafeterias with the school bully standing there making kids put their lunch money in"}
+{"text":"according to an analyst look up analyst cfr member just published an entire book about the deepmind guy with exclusive access to him cope"}
+{"text":"The subscription price is definitely about to go up."}
+{"text":"which are you hopping to next?"}
+{"text":"What is even worth checking out when they're all reskins of Ubuntu? Best I can tell, people settle on either Arch (because they're crazy) or Debian (because they value stability)"}
+{"text":"fuck no its not 'reskins of ubuntu' thats only true for mint/zorin there's a whole ecosystem of arch/fedora/opensuse systems"}
+{"text":"mint 22.2 -> mint 22.3"}
+{"text":"Embrace slackware"}
+{"text":"why? it seems like a downgrade Probably is, but even if I love Arch, it still is not a truly \"just works\" distro. I broke my system twice in the last 2 yeats I've been using it due to it sharting itself during updates Also I like Valve and the most demanding thing I do with my PC is gaming, so it appeals to me. I'll probably just stick to Arch desu"}
+{"text":"best video player, for true powerusers and cinema connoisseurs used exclusively by /g/ neets everyone I've seen working with video is using either the default OS media player or VLC What's up with that?"}
+{"text":"that's actually pretty sad no this is based mpv won't have hard dependency on rust anymore if subrandr was in c none of this would've happened in the first place"}
+{"text":"what makes it the best player? VLC play anything I throw at it without issues what exactly does mpv do that makes switching worthwhile?"}
+{"text":"# Video hwdec=auto-safe vo=gpu-next gpu-api=vulkan deband=yes hdr-compute-peak=yes # Scaling scale=ewa_lanczossharp cscale=ewa_lanczossharp dscale=mitchell correct-downscaling=yes sigmoid-upscaling=yes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"winblows haruna, mpc-qt, and a million other forks work on linux, there's native dialogues and with modernz you get an even more customizable experience vo=gpu-next profile=gpu-hq gpu-context=waylandvk gpu-api=vulkan vulkan-queue-count=3 vulkan-async-compute=yes vulkan-async-transfer=yes vd-lavc-dr=yes no-keepaspect-window Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Finally: [4k60] profile-cond=((width ==3840 and height ==2160) and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]>=31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" [4k30] profile-cond=((width ==3840 and height ==2160) and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]<31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" [full-hd60] profile-cond=((width ==1920 and height ==1080) and not p[\"video-frame-info/interlaced\"] and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]>=31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/ravu-lite-ar-r4.hook\" glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AI writes mid code have it rewrite in rust it's significantly better it just works"}
+{"text":"I have been hearing Go is probably better than Rust for long term scaling. how true is this?"}
+{"text":"Systems programming is babby tier programming where everything is mostly deterministic and thus predictable. stop blowing your own horn, you're not better than a js code monkey."}
+{"text":"You’ve never built infrastructure at scale, have you? Guess what Cloudflare uses."}
+{"text":"and you've never built \"business logic\" at scale, have you? not nice when people make retarded blanket statement about your area of expertise, is it?"}
+{"text":"rust functional programming That can't be true. Rust is specifically for imperative programming"}
+{"text":"Don't know about phones, but their tablets (notably both gens of Nexus 7) were superb in build quality. Perhaps Google supervision did wonders."}
+{"text":"AI hype will be gone in the next 5-6 years at worst. Then there will eventually be a new current thing, so make sure to stock on hardware in this short time gap."}
+{"text":"Easy: you can put an AI stick on anything, including a toilet seat, and stock prices go up."}
+{"text":"Asus made phones? Oh shit, I should've got one."}
+{"text":"Aight, hol up, hol up. They done made phones?"}
+{"text":"They were inadvertently leaking favicons to Bing’s servers a few years ago. They corrected the bug(?) and the CEO apologized, but I haven’t trusted them since."}
+{"text":"I have to ask this to you and everyone else who calls anti-AI people \"luddites\". Has AI actually improved the world or even just your life in any way? I voted no. I think that AI has made literally everything worse. The internet is worse and full of ugly slop. Tech is worse because AI ruined the PC parts market. It also ruined programming communities, I had a lot more fun talking about new libraries/frameworks/tools etc pre-GPT. I don't think I even need to mention what it did for the job market. Has AI done anything good?"}
+{"text":"They need to add @ai on 4chan for pass memebers"}
+{"text":"not xim but it was clearly an hyperbole for comedic effect you dumbass"}
+{"text":"The On/Off of censorship only has to happen when there's a relevant threat. Stormfront used to be a big deal and now it isn't. It doesn't need to be censored now. Its lack of censorship does more to bolster your confidence in the search engine not being controlled (by jews)."}
+{"text":"for those here who use password managers, do you store important passwords like for your email account in the pw manager? I'm asking because I'm thinking about starting to use a pw manager, but I don't know if it is generally considered safe to put email etc. into there. I read one comment on a website saying that you can let the pw manager remember half of a password (16+ characters of random letters and digits, so very strong), and then you also have a memorized password, in itself strong, which you add on top of the randomized password that is in the pw manager. gives you only one more password to remember, while it gives you much more safety in case someone should be able to hack into your pw manager. it seems like a great system, but after a fair bit of reading about pw managers I've only seen one comment that mentioned something like this. and the system is so simple that if it was truly a good system, you would think more people would recommend it? so I feel a bit unsure if this system isn't really as foolproof as it seems. do anyone here use this system? or do you think it seems unnecessary?"}
+{"text":"they'll check the one next to your PC, though."}
+{"text":"how is any of this safe against the wrench attack vector? what if my grandmother had wheels? would she be a wheelbarrow?"}
+{"text":"hey /g/, i'm going to use a password manager, but i wanted to ask, should i put my passwords in it?"}
+{"text":"nice reading comprehension bro"}
+{"text":"Too obvious unless you have a personal cipher to decide what goes in front of the reused password"}
+{"text":"like how we assume how dinosaurs lived.. we humans are not so different in the end."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frutiger Aero design came around mid-to-late 2000s or was at least most prevalent during that time."}
+{"text":"I'm a zoomer and I lived through it, what do I win?"}
+{"text":"that's impossible though"}
+{"text":"Which is the best phone brand /gee/?"}
+{"text":"It's the same company... different phones tho"}
+{"text":"yeah solid dogshit"}
+{"text":"I've stopped caring about phones once budget devices started delivering a smooth experience although I must admit I'm not a heavy user. From an outsiders perspective the market seems really stagnant. t. still uses his Nokia 6.1 (2018)"}
+{"text":"Xiaomi and Huawei, long live chairman Xi!"}
+{"text":"what kind of software support does samsung offer that other androids don't?"}
+{"text":"Are space-based data centers really realistic?"}
+{"text":"NASA has already done several servicing missions, retard."}
+{"text":"Actually useful telescopes already account for this. Literally zero impact to science."}
+{"text":"kek. he even mentioned replacing optics, verbatim"}
+{"text":"space-based AI You can't make this up..."}
+{"text":"In order to cool them, you need to exchange heat. Citation needed."}
+{"text":"thanks,hopefully"}
+{"text":"So how is there a public github repo that does that, why is Microsoft allowing this?"}
+{"text":"One, licenses activated by MAS barely blip as a \"loss\" on their earnings. Two, open secret that MS techs use it to fix bullheaded activation issues."}
+{"text":"post mom buy an usb wifi adapter"}
+{"text":"can anyone post language packs for LTSC IoT Windows?"}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you need more?"}
+{"text":"embarrassing design. massive flaw with it: if -anything- is moved and loses a connection anywhere in that chain, the computer crashes. and this happened often. bang the desk? crash. look at it the wrong way? crash. etc."}
+{"text":"Yeah?"}
+{"text":"it made computers affordable and created a generation of coders"}
+{"text":"you could rig up an expansion card easily because you simply talk to the bus when it's your turn on that channel or whatever the particulars are. The VME bus was essentially the 68k bus and it worked well for expansion cards and CPU cards."}
+{"text":"VR failed because Zuckerberg's priorities were winning elections through corruption and beating tiktok and not building the Macromedia Flash of 3D content authoring (and it would have been SO EASY, just fucking fork Blender and add robust behavior scripting and HTML/JS export). Instead, we're stuck with Unity and UE and half-baked JS frameworks. No wonder no one wants to make anything."}
+{"text":"but it was meant to ultimately start conditioning people to have a screen in their face so there is less resistance to AR. Sad because he failed. Even fewer people than before are excited about XR."}
+{"text":"This confirms pretty much everything I'd thought about what happened. In a better world, Facebook was decimated by antitrust suits and Oculus went public in 2024 after several successful releases. Palmer kept his marbles and we didn't have to suffer 8 years of gerontocracy after the first 4."}
+{"text":"No. VRML was a big thing but killed by politics."}
+{"text":"VR is more popular than it ever was. It only failed to live up to people's expectations (for now). Maybe this expectations were misplaced or maybe it will take more time. I don't really see any mass appeal yet. Not sure why I should strap shit to my head instead of looking at a normal screen."}
+{"text":"I don't really see any mass appeal yet. OP is saying why that is."}
+{"text":"is AI going to usher in a post labor, post scarcity economy?"}
+{"text":"Yes but after a couple of decades"}
+{"text":"yes but you have to realize that its not a technological question but a political one its a CHOICE to have problems in a world where nuclear power, internet and computers exist we could've automated out all the damn jebs in the 90s if we wanted to but people wanted to be miserable just for funzies i guess"}
+{"text":"yep and i'm here for it. my hands are too fucked up for me to develop a skill in any task so the rest of my life is fucked until agi cures me."}
+{"text":"yea pretty much. we have a culture of safetyism and stagnation which ironically harms far more people than it protects because it delays the necessary innovations that would cure or save people"}
+{"text":"it delays the necessary innovations you dont need innovations anymore anon we literally have everything on a golden fucking platter right now."}
+{"text":"whats the best mouse ever?"}
+{"text":"I returned mine because of the same. It's too light, compared to g502 weight which was already perfect. Scrolling wheel is also too rough in the x, in g502 it was perfect as well. I don't know why they made those stupid changes to the g502, instead of just updating the switches to avoid double clicking."}
+{"text":"i have an XM2 8k and it's amazing, never thought i'd really enjoy a smaller mouse but it's near perfect"}
+{"text":"Razer Viper ultimate it's so lightweight feels really nice in the hand"}
+{"text":"waiting for ATK Y9 Ultimate I ordered from alie for ~62€, will be my first decent wireless mouse, I'm hopeful it will be very good can't believe so many tards itt are drooling over their mechanical switches on ~100$ mice, unacceptable planned obsolescence dogshit somehow legitimized by logishit get some fucking standarts, just because you can resolder the switches doesn't make it any more acceptable"}
+{"text":"This was the best mouse I have ever used."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on US cyber command? Are they most lethal hacking group in world?"}
+{"text":"Cyber SPACE FORCE kek that whole article sounds like it was written by a 10 year old. Did Trump wtite it?"}
+{"text":"wtite TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"}
+{"text":"Lethal? Not the ping of death. Oh god oh no"}
+{"text":"WE PWN THE DOMAIN cringe"}
+{"text":"anyone here ever host ebooks? eyeing calibre web right now... does it work well with technological documents?"}
+{"text":"Host how? Every hosted library is kinda shit. Calibre Web is underwhelming Booklore is a meme Jellyfin is horrible for books Just use nginx and autoindex"}
+{"text":"Kavita is decent"}
+{"text":"goddamn i love mediamtx"}
+{"text":"i'll give kavita a try at least annotations seem to be working that's something"}
+{"text":"It just hit me today, how the fuck did people even get things done pre-internet? Say you went to the library in 1985 or whatever and got a book on C, how the fuck did you even get your hands on a compiler? I'm not even a zoomer but I just can't imagine how you'd even distribute software back in those days. I know you could mailorder shit from magazines and stuff, but it must have been a pain in the ass"}
+{"text":"how the fuck do people even get things done post-internet? ftfy"}
+{"text":"But, in 1985, you didn't need those because that was the era of microcomputers which booted you up to a BASIC prompt where you could literally start coding your own thing. The computers also had thick ass books packaged with them, detailing how to program the thing. Those were the days."}
+{"text":"Say you went to the library in 1985 or whatever and got a book on C, how the fuck did you even get your hands on a compiler? You wrote it yourself in small assembly chunks that can process little c scripts, then build up from there, noob."}
+{"text":"Stop making fun of me!"}
+{"text":"Ok but what exactly is a monad?"}
+{"text":"it's just a monoid in the category of endofunctors what's the problem?"}
+{"text":"You start with a type, you apply some modifications to it, you get the same type back. That's it. Anyone telling you some bullshit book definition is wrong."}
+{"text":"Whatz good freakz? Are you outsourcing all of your *very important* work to Claude Code Agents? Why not?"}
+{"text":"Let's see what he's saying when that's no longer cost-effective and he'll have to make up for the lost productivity."}
+{"text":"I'm unsure if not working all day would actually feel like a break if you'd never experienced what working felt like. In the same way you cant feel happiness without sadness, it's all ying and yang, how can you experience having a relaxing break if you're not having a break from anything? Also it's all relative. When we invented machines that meant the average man didn't have to spend 10 hours a day doing back breaking work down a coal mine and instead could enjoy a cushy life in a climate controlled office building, that would have sounded like a utopia. But now we are in that \"utopia\" and office workers act like they are the most burnt out and overworked people on the planet. I don't really know if you can abolish the ideas of \"work\" and \"relaxation\", you can just move the two ends about. In an AI utopia baking a potato salad for your neighbour will probably just feel like the most soul crushing work possible and the only way you can feel relaxed is by getting your robot housemaid to make it."}
+{"text":"someone shill me a coding gguf I can run on my 128gb strix halo"}
+{"text":"Read, pick up new hobbies, learn new languages, instruments, study subjects I'm interested in, amateur astronomy, working out, running, cycling, hiking etc. Anyone who can't fill their free time with stuff they love and need work to not go insane are NPC goy cattle."}
+{"text":"so why are AI agents so good at coding but still fail basic tasks like buying plane tickets"}
+{"text":"The Bane of Currydongleniggers edition How to request advice: Location (since pricing and availability may vary) Budget What exactly you're looking for (be as detailed as possible) Previous gear and your thoughts on it Open back wired headphones • Hifiman HE400se • Sennheiser HD 560S • Sennheiser HD 6XX (US) • FiiO FT1 Pro Closed back wired headphones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love my XBA-Z5s, sir. Retards chart reading don't understand why SINAD tier lists are pointless other than pointing out the abysmal dogshit <80dB. SINAD getting turned into a marketing tool is one of the funniest things ever, basically the horseshoe of cableslop."}
+{"text":"Got picrel recently. Wow, the new version is actually pretty good. I had the old LCD-X before and that one was a nightmare to EQ properly and the stock FR was ass. This one is good and even without EQ it doesn't sound particularly offensive. I fucking hate their new pads, though. Way too shallow."}
+{"text":"Enjoy your neck gains along with the good sound."}
+{"text":"Thanks, anon. Looking forward to my neck being built like Yujiro Hanma."}
+{"text":"M1 MBA Superior to all your thinkpad vintage trash actual 24hr battery life daddy apple subsidizes memory and ssd, where it's cheaper to buy direct from apple then upgrade yourself. full posix compatible OS no intel management engine nsa spyware. aluminum frame, superior oled display just works if you fuck it up, can actually take it to a real store and have it fixed in an hour or swapped out with AppleCare™ Yours for $699'ish. Just admit it, this is the superior pc in 2026 and always has been."}
+{"text":"there is no equivalent to macs macs have: soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on thesoldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chip doesnt exist on 99% of PCs components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery) doesnt exist on 99% of PCs riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace doesnt exist on 99% of PCs flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times doesnt exist on 99% of PCs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"mostly true 100% wrong true true Just buy one with more ram from the start True. Though coding, web browsing, music and movie I still get insane battery life more than any other laptop could hope to give me Still posix Saying macOS is “out of date” because POSIX is old is like calling Ethernet outdated because TCP/IP was standardized in the ’80s. Maybe, if have flimsy femboy wrists."}
+{"text":"You forgot to mention the downside that it's still a fucking proprietary piece of shit Macintosh and will become obsolete after 3-5 years unless you install Linux on it somehow, at least if it was an Intel machine. Oh, and the fact that it's needlessly thin compromises its thermals and battery life as much as the lack of ports. The build quality is atrocious."}
+{"text":"The build quality is atrocious this is the most retarded statement in the whole thread. M1+ Pro macs are literally the finest laptops there are with the best build quality. Admit it that you only saw it in youtube reviews or store display and you're just too bitter that you couldn't get one."}
+{"text":"Macs are especially hostile towards Linux. they are more open than x86 laptops actually. it's just that Apple makes zero effort to support them. they do literally nothing to prevent running any alternative OS"}
+{"text":"Which distro should I choose? None. If you don't want to take any fucking effort to research what the fuck you will be using on your fucking pc that you fucking paid for and it better fucking work then you shouldn't use fucking Linux at all midwit lazyfuck."}
+{"text":"Windows 10 LTSC"}
+{"text":"LTSCope ngmi"}
+{"text":"pop os cosmic my nigga"}
+{"text":"Truly. Google is horrendous."}
+{"text":"Excel and Powerpoint still has a few unique non-blue/purple colors though. They should be reducing those."}
+{"text":"iTODDLERS BTFO"}
+{"text":"any product or art that actually wants to be good needs to ignore the average person as much as possible This to an extreme degree"}
+{"text":"This is how office icons looked since forever"}
+{"text":"drive literally named 98"}
+{"text":"(checked) snddsk doesn't have this problem."}
+{"text":"wtf is snddsk"}
+{"text":"surprisingly nothing broke"}
+{"text":"It very well could be a chkdsk issue instead.  Very nice to hear, none the less."}
+{"text":"How do you persuade normies to use this app?"}
+{"text":"something that i think a lot of people don't understand was that signal was never meant to anonymize its users. the goal is pretty much only privacy of the messages. a lot of people who say things about session, simplex, etc. being better are comparing apples to oranges. there's a real use case for those if you care about anonymity, sure. but if you're just talking with friends or acquaintances where it would already be apparent that you know these people, anonymity isn't all that useful to you"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"or at the very least telegram Don't you have to give your phone number to the FSB to use that trash? What the fuck is wrong with you?"}
+{"text":"the fuck is lil vladdy gonna do with my number?"}
+{"text":"Hi, When I use Signal on my Android phone, I write my messages using Gboard. Does Gboard bypass Signal's privacy and encryption? Because Gboard has access to my unencrypted text, since it suggests words and corrects my spelling. That concerns me."}
+{"text":"I didn't ask"}
+{"text":"Even the \"calibrated\" ones in expensive smart watches are complete garbage. It's genuinely a case where you'd probably be better off without any data over incorrect data."}
+{"text":"Cheng, it is not recommended to purchase if the welding technology is not good! kek what, do they call us Cheng while we call them Chang?"}
+{"text":"I just learned that Aliexpress blocks function if it detects that it's installed under the work profile. How much data is it harvesting from our phones? Yes. The refunded credits would retain their original expiry date so they'd immediately expire upon refund."}
+{"text":"Mini that in folds and fits with phone or tablet."}
+{"text":"one where dependencies don't change that often, to minimize the risk. So C I would say"}
+{"text":"Not so sure, those libraries can be huge bloat. I think it would require to be free from dependencies or package managers whatsoever so assembly or lisp I think would be better choices."}
+{"text":"Might be more /k/ but I've been thinking a lot recently about how mollies Flechette gun from Neuromancer (and by extension johnny mnemonic) is a quite similar to the joergsprave's six needler. One would need some available neurotoxin (i'm thinking mushrooms) and something like a veterinarians injector arrow but it's very close."}
+{"text":"Oh /k/ stuff is good too, after all weaponry is a form of tech. I think veterinarians would have good supplies of useful reagents without the heavy requirements of medics. Now, a psychiatrist could also get his hands on some very interesting stuff."}
+{"text":"Sepaking of radio:  and"}
+{"text":"I have a cabin in the woods and would like to know when a new device enters the area.  What would be a practical way to detect cell phones and log activity?"}
+{"text":"its not even the right frequencies you yidiot It's almost like HAM equipment is easy to modify."}
+{"text":"huh i bet you couldnt have been more cryptic fag what the point of posting if its to sabotage your own communication? also thats the tinkertrany solution the correct solution is to buy pigrel or build one yourself"}
+{"text":"actually the shit i posted is not enough for 5g far from that ffffuck i hate being wrong so fucking much"}
+{"text":"its kinda moot actually 5g FR2 uses beamforming, has shitty penetration and short range its ,not gonna be used in a remote setting at all, and even if it was, it would be extremely hard to detect, if possible at all"}
+{"text":"Use an RTL-SDR and monitor uplink frequencies. You cannot listen in but traffic analysis is plenty sufficient. 13.56Mhz can't be read \"at over 100m\" unless you have expensive antennas and shit Theis wrong on a level so remarkable I am impressed."}
+{"text":"mein nog, I believe the gem on ur wizard's wand would benefit from eithe add/linear ligt or multiply effect"}
+{"text":"No, for example I have this vt 0.500000 1.000000 f 8/1/1 7/2/1 4/2/1 10/1/1"}
+{"text":"Why do so many texts relating to coordinate systems define the word \"forward\" as the direction pointing towards the viewer as opposed to the actual forward direction, take Blender for example (pic related): -Y is forward +X is right +Z is up but the actual forward direction is +Y Another example is the convention for OpenGL camera space where +Z is forward even though the camera is pointing towards -Z so it would make sense for -Z to be forward, although im not sure If I just caught a particularly bad explanation because AI is saying this statement is false, which I got from a book on OpenGL: \"The volume of camera space will range from positive infinity to negative infinity in all directions. Positive X extends right, positive Y extends up, and positive Z is forward. The last one is a change from clip space, where positive Z is away.\""}
+{"text":"I wouldn't waste my time with the minidump api, unless you actually use mini-dumps for non-segv  (AKA non exception filter) dumps. out-of-process exception handling is ideal to avoid triple faulting (it's really hard for the mini-dumper to make a dump during a stack overflow, and there are situations that cause a fastfail that skips the exception filter). If you only care about your PC making dumps, I highly suggest using the registry value to set a folder to store all recent crashes to store into (by default it only has 10 crashes in the folder, and it's only a mini dump, not a full memory dump). Or using procdump if you want it to run on other anon's PC's through a bat script (it can also dumps for stalls). But to actually add useful info to the dump, I would suggest using google crashpad (creates an out of process crash handler, it will work for fastfail's because it uses special WER hook BUT it will not activate on_crash or whatever event just like fastfail, but there are data streams that you can continously upload which should be uploaded). The sentry fork of google crashpad had 1 or 2 features I forgot about. You should use sentry or bugsplat (which uses google crashpad) if you want reports from optimized builds, but these are not free options. It also helps with symbol server / indexing (if you release a nightly build every day, you will waste a lot of space on your SSD keeping duplicate directories, and hosting your own symbol server / indexing is very poorly documented, the easiest way I have seen is with azure devops which may not count as self hosting even though it should work locally if you host your own runner?) But if you are having some weird tricky issue you need debugging for, check out time travel debugging which is part of the windows store version of windbg. But it would not apply to situations where it's a 1 in a blue moon situation. And this is assuming you already use asan / ubsan / drmemory(valgrind on linux)."}
+{"text":"Will self-driving cars ever achieve mass-adoption?"}
+{"text":"It probably handled it better than a human would have."}
+{"text":"Maybe but a human wouldn't have caused that in the first place."}
+{"text":"excessive acceleration Watch the video again anon. nothing short of studded ice tires Bigger tires absolutely would've helped. Less spin for same speed means less likely to break traction. Chains might've been enough too, or better weight distribution."}
+{"text":"W-What the fuck is that?! That is absolutely embarrassing, horrifying, and sad at the same time."}
+{"text":"as American you usually just honk and drive into the car because \"you are right in this situation\" Top kek, that's actually a brilliant metaphor for so many things that citizens of the USA do and the way they go about it. They suffer from the problem of being stuck in a mindset shared by a small, angry, primitive brain. GRR FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I AM ROAD LORD HERE"}
+{"text":"There was no /bst/, so here is the new /bst/ no cleaning up edition remember those?"}
+{"text":"do you also believe the taller you are the older you are?"}
+{"text":"It's la collection Budé. Nice collection."}
+{"text":"Granted, but nobody is remembered for being hygienic. I assumed that these being \"no tidying up edition\" photos, that there wasn't any tidying up to be done and so the anons weren't in the middle of doing some interesting craft or research. I was hoping to see more like"}
+{"text":"Fuck, that was the AI video reply."}
+{"text":"messy messy messy"}
+{"text":"people"}
+{"text":"/adt/, what happened?"}
+{"text":"wym?"}
+{"text":"NTA but is 4chan in general a bit slower than usual when loading images for anyone else?"}
+{"text":"It's the only PC board that's 4kg before it's fully built (if it's the copper weight) I hope others pump out quality PC boards too looking at you G on you alu loving mofo"}
+{"text":"is huntsman elite good for gaming used at 50 doolarydoos?"}
+{"text":"MX Blacks?"}
+{"text":"Baion only"}
+{"text":"Love me some clacks on my keyboard long pole UPE stem switches only tho LOVE that shitty plastic-y sound on the downstroke"}
+{"text":"/g/ makes an 18th album Theme: Outer Space Music Title: [Accepting suggestions] Deadline: 14th of January /g/ makes a 19th album Theme: [Accepting suggestions] Song submission rules/guidelines Upload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post. Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album. Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included. You may not use your real artist name. Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album. By default, tracks will be normalised to -14 LUFS (integrated loudness) in the release. You may specify a lower loudness for your track. Use of AI is banned. This includes AI generated stems, samples, and effects. \"AI\" includes all neural network-based models and not hard-coded automation/procedural generation. You are allowed to ask an LLM about music-related questions, but asking it to give you musical ideas (eg. generating a chord progression) is already a no-no. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How's the endgame crickets farming going?"}
+{"text":"update pigmen to the version with the lactating nipple macro controls"}
+{"text":"I hate it, and they toned down the saturation everywhere, and the 'play' window looks retarded too"}
+{"text":"MUNCH"}
+{"text":"Double munch."}
+{"text":"Why did every website running Anubis drop the girl? Even gayming forums went out of their way to get rid of her."}
+{"text":"I looked at his name and yeah he's italian so it makes sense for me why he's suck a dick kek ,italians bro are nice but they're opiniated people."}
+{"text":"Or to put it another way: Usecase for anime girls on a technical website?"}
+{"text":"Decisive femboy shota victory."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"based holy fucking ruined"}
+{"text":"grok pls optimize this code for me"}
+{"text":"technology hasnt peaked, it cant peak whats gonna happen when we reach the absolute limit on how small a transistor can be constructed"}
+{"text":"upskilled fuck does that even mean"}
+{"text":"optimization Haven't you seen video games in the recent years? It's definitely a bad word now."}
+{"text":"optimize it's a shit process for sure, need to change anything throw it away and start over. tear the building down to change the paint color on the second floor"}
+{"text":"The other example (j, k) avoids the upwards funarg problem entirely and it is fairly trivial for the compiler to determine that no closure is required. It's unusual then that a fairly trivial optimization is lost at higher levels by guild but not chez (the two compilers checked so far)"}
+{"text":"all I can tell you is that in the comment for named-let in Emacs Lisp, it says that the byte compiler optimizes away the lambda created by the macro"}
+{"text":"Anyone know what font this is? It looks like some variation of courier."}
+{"text":"TT2020"}
+{"text":"Cool. Thanks."}
+{"text":"proceeds to comment the most inane tech illiterate babble under your video"}
+{"text":"He's referring to brainrotted zoomers using clippy as their YouTube profile image, which started last year. Before that it was JC Denton."}
+{"text":"Why is /g/ so full of Amazon bots shilling post-ownership retardation these days?"}
+{"text":"KEEEEEEEEEK, soo much this,it's so easy to spot a new fa/G/ or a proper old fa/G/ simply by asking what they think about Ai, nu/G/ has been flooded by Luddites"}
+{"text":"I know I'm shcizo, but sometimes I feel like poorly written posts on 4chan like this are specifically mocking me, when I'm drunk posting. Can you please not. Everyone using then/than incorrectly is a troll until proven otherwise."}
+{"text":"being annoying af being antiai Kill yourself, dothead."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"he needs venezuelan oil to fry his burgers, please understand"}
+{"text":"The USA is literally a third world European nation though, being a colony of England."}
+{"text":"the US has been independent for 250 years. yurop is third world"}
+{"text":"new starship launch when"}
+{"text":"36\" tube my beloved, might be getting a second one"}
+{"text":"Well?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it uses a shitty LCD panel."}
+{"text":"If you have a VGA monitor, get a USBC adapter for it. Steam deck, macbook, phone, they all just work as good as the last PC I had with a proper VGA port on it. Not a CRT."}
+{"text":"do you know what hotgluing is?"}
+{"text":"Which one /g/?"}
+{"text":"You're right that a rice cooker is not.a proper replacement for induction but muh concession is the most redditcuck comeback 4troon came up with in years"}
+{"text":"I buy gas tanks in Portugal, the fuck are you on about"}
+{"text":"nigga we have gas lines to our kitchens in many places of europe, and gas tanks in the rest"}
+{"text":"I am 100% poor and have had a gas stove my entire life"}
+{"text":"I think I made this webm years ago on /tv/."}
+{"text":"liquid ass is actually kinda cool"}
+{"text":"I agree, Aero glass IS kinda cool!"}
+{"text":"this shit murdered my iphone 11's battery to fuck lol. still intend to replace the screen and battery in the future but i bought a 16e recently and that shit's staying on ios 18 forever"}
+{"text":"liquid ass that's actually a real product, it's one of the most foul smelling chemical mixes on the planet, it's used for training medics and doctors from what I understand."}
+{"text":"That's just how it's spelled in French."}
+{"text":"Looks good to me too. People are crying how everything looks flat boring and corporate everywhere now, it's good at least some corpo retards are trying to make a fun UI again. That said, it's kinda not that great. Readability is sub-par in many cases. It also seems Tahoe eats more battery. I have went back to Sequoia for the time being until at least the .5 update or so."}
+{"text":"Is coding the coal mining of the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"all the prompters got laid off, like the html gurus of the dot com bubble"}
+{"text":"hello sar"}
+{"text":"Sorta Companies are being aggressive with firing but not as aggressive for rehiring. This indicates AI productivity is allowing companies to get by with lower headcount"}
+{"text":"the market is a cycle only marketing was laid off nobody hires in that quarter llms generate just gibberish ok they laid off developers, but only the bad ones skill issue post your cv the market will recover once the interest rates go down just do side projects a job isnt supposed to be fun ok the market is bad, but so is every other market"}
+{"text":"In US and some other first world countries probably, but that's that."}
+{"text":"Reddit only \"won\" because it was doing shit slightly better than Digg Reddit had better memes and culture than Digg. It wasn’t always a leftist shit hole."}
+{"text":"Does Digg pass the N.A.Z.I. test? Now Ask about Zionism and Israel"}
+{"text":"zionism and isreal kek all leftards are anti-isreal so it does not mean anything until you insult their gods, the niggers"}
+{"text":"Not really. It's about framing. You can curse them as \"white settler colonialists\" all you want but the second you identify them as jews and explain the current state of affairs is a continuation of a millennia of explicitly JEWISH behavior, it's a river of tears and \"muh nazis, muh holocaust.\""}
+{"text":"This seems like an attempt to take nearly 20 years of shitty posts by reddit users and transform them into some kind of knowledge database that piggybacks off google's search. The actually useful ones are probably deleted with nonsense like \"the bacon narwhales at noon! (this post was deleted by delete.us)\" because of the whole moderation fiasco last year or in 2024 so you aren't even getting USEFUL answers anymore. memes and culture than Digg. Memes were stolen from here, Newfag. Culture? Who gives a fuck about culture? The only thing a site should be is USEFUL. Digg stopped being useful. Reddit started to be useful becuase it didn't make itself awful to USE. That's it."}
+{"text":"kills your battery life"}
+{"text":"I'm still on 4g and have thus far felt no need to updoot"}
+{"text":"*kills you* da joos don't want you to know this!"}
+{"text":"schizos scramble in a panic and regroup on this talking point after not even they believe their \"5G causes disease and kills people\" nonsense anymore"}
+{"text":"you don't -have- to hop on every new fad when it comes out. of course it's just muh higher number disregarding anything else. just stick to 2 or 3g for better battery life and coverage"}
+{"text":"A life."}
+{"text":"I've been hosting my 100 to 300 MB APNG EEVEE-rendered furry gooner animations on google drive since they give me 15 GB of storage for free, and no other platform supports files this big (or APNG files in general, except for Itaku(dot)ee). turns out you can just post a thumbnail on furaffinity and then add a public link to the google drive file. It's awesome but it really feels too good to be true. how does a company like google afford to just give every single user 15 GB for free and no individual file size limit beyond the total storage cap? i really wouldn't be surprised if they were monitoring my storage and uploads, but if this is an unacceptable use of their services, they haven't stopped me yet. if i ever get really into this, i might actually consider paying for expanded storage, but i've only got one animation up so far and i've got enough storage for 12 minutes of runtime, and i don't do animations past 10 seconds."}
+{"text":"If you care about your google account not getting nuked this sounds like a horrible idea They get away with 15gb for every user because one in a thousand accounts ever put more than a few megabytes on and said content is only ever accessed by them a handful of times. It's free to provide to those who don't use it and the outliers who are cost so little it's effectively free with user retention and whatever considered. As soon as you start stepping out of line from those two and costing them real money in bandwidth they'll pick out whatever line they want from their TOS to say you're breaking it and ban you, and furry pornography while based probably isn't a difficult one to find an excuse for Also post your work faggot"}
+{"text":"Other anons mentioned it already but I strongly recommend you not to store porn on Google Drive, especially not if you're making the links public, they're absolute cunts about it."}
+{"text":"JPEG XL supports higher bit depths that both Webp and JPG do not. This equates to a huge reduction in color banding for images with color gradients or just more colors in general."}
+{"text":"Also to be fair PNG is NOT a guarantee that an image is lossless because retards save JPG images as PNGs all the time."}
+{"text":"still loads slow af. what the fuck happened. Also why aren't the cast & crew images loading?"}
+{"text":"typical open source response. why the fuck did they have to fuck it up in the first place."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"that's stupid"}
+{"text":"In the grand tapestry of Western civilizational development, the evolution of computational instruments represents a fundamental struggle between the expansive, specialized elite and the stagnant, institutionalized masses. To observe the rivalry between Texas Instruments and the Hewlett-Packard legacy is to witness a war between mandatory textbook compliance and unfiltered engineering dominance. The practitioner who wields a DM41X, fortified with the CCD, SandMath, and 41Z modules, does not merely use a tool; they command a specialized scientific instrument. Herein lies the reality of why TI-virgins cannot occupy the same operational plane as the 41Chads: The RPN \"Barrier:\" The TI-virgin is trapped within the \"Infix\" notation, a mess of nested menus and the chaotic struggle of parentheses. Conversely, the 41Chad operates within the disciplined hierarchy of RPN. While the virgin frantically checks if he closed the bracket on a sin function, the Chad hits the operator and watches the stack execute with cold certainty. Institutional vs. Operational: TI maintains a \"stranglehold\" on the educational establishment, producing designs for 15-year-olds seeking the path of least resistance. Their builds are lightweight plastic with mushy buttons. The DM41X is a stainless steel and glass tank; one does not \"tap\" it, the 41Chad engages it. The Library of Alexandria: The TI /v/irgin is limited to clunky TI-Basic scripts. The 41Chad has inherited forty years of professional M-Code. While the TI /v/irgin is Googling \"how to do a Bessel function,\" the SandMath module has already calculated it using microcode forged for aerospace engineers. Aesthetic Vitality: The TI-84 is the \"beige minivan\" of math... ubiquitous and mandated by the state. The DM41X is the vintage-inspired supercar. To reveal a 41-series instrument in a room of TI-virgins is to pull a fountain pen in a room of crayon users."}
+{"text":"But it feels so much better to tap physical keys, as opposed to a stupid screen."}
+{"text":"in your hands there is no difference between an rpn calculator and a fidget spinner swissmicros make good shit but there's no reason to be weird as fuck about it"}
+{"text":"/g/ in 2026 newfags unironically prefer touch screens to tactile buttons"}
+{"text":"It would indeed have been grim to find out about a device this awesome only after I actually had a use for one. I actually bought it for uni and used and enjoyed it there. No use for it after graduation"}
+{"text":"300 yuros does it at least run forth?"}
+{"text":"Tiny anime girl lives on your motherboard. Heat keeps her alive"}
+{"text":"usecase for bussy?"}
+{"text":"awawa~"}
+{"text":"Start by figuring out a NAND chip and how it works. Everything else down the road is just various arrangements of that one chip to ridiculous levels of complexity."}
+{"text":"cute, but I sense some resistance"}
+{"text":"At least the \"elite human capital\" isn't an autistic failure like you and doesn't struggle with talking shit when it benefits them"}
+{"text":"will AI finally free us from (((coders)))?"}
+{"text":"you will never be an engineer"}
+{"text":"coding was never engineering and that's fine"}
+{"text":"buy an ad"}
+{"text":"Free me from mentally ill artists"}
+{"text":"Why stop at code. If AI gets rid of people who don't want be at work, and let them gossip at a cafe, play vidya, garden, whatever, it would be a net positive in productivity. I genuinely think some people are a net negative to getting anything done, and for some reason we have accepted company run adult daycare to be the solution."}
+{"text":"How do you buy a GPU in this case Give me an example"}
+{"text":"Don't they make decent laptops? Wasn't Sony Vaio was big as the MacBook back in early 2000's?"}
+{"text":"There is no winning. At the same time tho as someone who has bought both AMD and Nvidia and based on personal experience, I can say each deserve their exact position in the market."}
+{"text":"nvidia"}
+{"text":"no im not a redditor"}
+{"text":"So wtf is going to happen when companies won't be able to afford to buy new laptops for their staff or new starters?"}
+{"text":"What's going to happen when closed AI can't pay their bills and get sued by RAM manufacturers?"}
+{"text":"The whole AI industry has put themselves in a deadlocked position where they all owe each other so much money that nobody is truly bankrupt or rich."}
+{"text":"Just buy shittier laptops and use cloud computing. We already do everything on remote desktops on an AWS server at the engineering company I work at."}
+{"text":"Laptop ram usses the same memory chips that desktop ram uses anon."}
+{"text":"We'll go back to the era of dumb terminals and Plan 9 will rise from the ashes."}
+{"text":"Why are they trying to kill X11 so hard?"}
+{"text":"who cares, they can't take it away from me"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck users Window's default front rendering? Use FreeType system wide, i.e. MacType."}
+{"text":"wish theyd kill win 11. had to disable updates in group policy because i turned on my pc and had the mac as to make changes like ummm, i didnt click anything. click no but see the win 11 update briefly. if id have clicked yes like a tard id have been on win 11 now and fuming. whats the ricks of not enrolling in the extended security updates?"}
+{"text":"Iconoclasm"}
+{"text":"I don't think AI should have non-thinking modes. They are so much worse, not just in conclusions, but in tone as well. We should focus on making reasoning faster and replacing non thinking models entirely, as they are only useful for the most basic stuff."}
+{"text":"I don't think Indians like you should be on people's internet, you should be on IoT."}
+{"text":"Also look at the desk, lmao."}
+{"text":"Thar generatice ai that you/many use for images music videos (...) usually has no special thinking mode."}
+{"text":"The point is about text LLMs, image models are wack"}
+{"text":"“Thinking” mostly makes AI look smart, but not really They really do not think, so it just merely skews token generation towards a certain direction, sometimes even the wrong one, but at least it’s good for “debugging” the little retards"}
+{"text":"WHY DOESN'T MICROSOFT OFFICE WORK ON LINUX"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"my sister likes computers too! Does she use water cooling in her plumbing?"}
+{"text":"Sauce on this pic?"}
+{"text":"Windows is a paid OS (yes, I know there's workarounds). Linux is free and you take what you can get."}
+{"text":"try portproton"}
+{"text":"no one uses shift when typing on a pc Everyone does. You're just brown."}
+{"text":"Oh nice, completely forgot how much lighter SSD's are ngl lol, I'll just pick this one up then, atleast then I know it'll work for my use case then, plus I don't have to worry about going over the baggage weight limit when travelling too lol, thanks :) No problem man, but do know that the product I linked is a HDD, not SSD. It might not make a big difference for your use, but still I thought I should bring attention to that."}
+{"text":"btown people have auto-capitalization on their phones thats why we distinguish whites from brown by not using shift when typing they also do a space in front of a sentence/question mark and dot"}
+{"text":"if you have large anime stash why not list it over irc ? you're not a stream fag right? /a/ hates stream fags but if you're not why is there almost no rare old anime on irc ?"}
+{"text":"Bro i just use discord like a normal person"}
+{"text":"year of our Lord 1453+573 three 24-25\" Mini LED monitors with at most 180 dimming zones zero 24-25\" OLED monitors It's the perfect size I don't understand how anyone can comfortably use a bigger one outside of a professional setting. Why is this size reserved for shit monitors?"}
+{"text":"Anon has never used a 32\" or a 48\" gigachad monitor krusty the clown jewish what is the meaning of all this???"}
+{"text":"Anon has never used a 32\" or a 48\" gigachad monitor I have, it's shit. Having to move your head more than 5cm in any direction is a terrible user experience. Makes me feel like that retard staring at light going through colour filter blocks."}
+{"text":"24 mini LED 4k 120hz monitor would be peak"}
+{"text":"stop bullying????"}
+{"text":"you can do that with wan2.2 or 2.5 with a simple prompt. There loras for that with qwen image edit models but its janky and the details are very poor."}
+{"text":"deserved for being hasty. baking is serious business"}
+{"text":"awesome"}
+{"text":"Training Klein-9B is so fucking easy holy shit. No captions for anything (just the trigger keyword), 40 images in the dataset, 2000 steps and shit's on fire yo. This is the next SDXL."}
+{"text":"Why are people so afraid of nuclear energy?"}
+{"text":"oil industry propaganda"}
+{"text":"Three Mile Island incompetence Chernobyl incompetence Fukashima malicious intent, deliberately built on a fault line All it takes is some potentially deliberate sabotage to make people think having a nuclear power plant that's actually staffed and run by competent people are just going to be another Chernobyl incident, without any cool areas to base a fictional series on and book tours to."}
+{"text":"do you even know how batteries are made? 0 cost and negative prices for electricity is a strong indication it means there is too much energy being produced. and, you know, that's what batteries are for. nice arguments you got there, mr shillbot. you could be making money by reselling energy, but instead, you decided to shill for a shitty industry that keeps selling overpriced, overengineered bullshit. so sad..."}
+{"text":"believe in the solid state scam"}
+{"text":"There is a reason batteries aren't mainstream, they are simply uneconomical and they also reduce the EROI to a level that's not realistic as a base for a functioning society. The problem with negative prices making it unprofitable for green energy producers to produce when they do produce remains even with batteries, there will always be negative prices when it blows and when there's sun if most of the electricity is produced by wind and solar, how are they to make money? Why aren't people building a significant amount of batteries? Why aren't solar farms generally coupling with batteries?"}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"BT gaymes AI cattle"}
+{"text":"Having fun in life is inconceivable to you"}
+{"text":"BT is only great for watching movies and videos. No matter the codec and device you will never get Zero latency"}
+{"text":"I don't need zero latency, though. My use case is non-competitive games."}
+{"text":"The modern internet is designed to be convenient. Algorithms on platforms like X  tirelessly curate \"For You\" feeds, aiming to show us exactly what we want to see. But this convenience comes at a price: we are trapped in a feedback loop of the familiar, governed by engagement metrics rather than genuine discovery. To find something truly unique, you have to break the machine. I’ve started using a different method: bypassing the algorithmic gatekeepers entirely by manual searching via xcancel/Nitter. X is essentially a massive, chaotic landfill of data, a mountain of digital trash. The platform's algorithm is designed to surface what is popular or provocative, but it is fundamentally incapable of recognizing a \"hidden gem.\" It prioritizes the loud over the profound. When you use xcancel to search for specific, niche (random?) keywords without being logged into a personalized profile, the experience is jarring. The vast majority of what you see is irrelevant noise. However, this is where the magic happens. By manually sifting through the debris, you encounter \"pearls\", eccentric thoughts, obscure primary sources, or niche conversations- that an algorithm would have filtered out for being too \"irrelevant\" to your profile. This is the fundamental difference between randomized discovery and algorithmic personalization. One gives you a mirror of your own interests; the other gives you a shovel and a map to the unknown. It is tedious, manual work, but in a world of polished, predictable feeds, it is the only way to find the treasures buried deep within the data pile."}
+{"text":"OP just states the obvious exactly. someone has to do it."}
+{"text":"Hey guys grass is green. FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! Point of this?"}
+{"text":"this is MY blog, retard."}
+{"text":"every time on this site: aaggh nobody is posting quality slop anymore!! its over!! <aaghh this is not your blog!! go away!!"}
+{"text":"There's more than two things in the world you fucking sperg"}
+{"text":"WE COULD'VE HAVE IT ALL"}
+{"text":"left is the device the comment chain is talking about..."}
+{"text":"oh, I'm retarded. Thank you sir"}
+{"text":"whats on the right"}
+{"text":"ok saar"}
+{"text":"Gemini PDA"}
+{"text":"come home from work boot up my pop os cosmic pc drink monster mango loco life is fucking amazing"}
+{"text":"work boot up sugerslop zoomer mangatroon grim"}
+{"text":"fr no cap bussin my cussin nigga fr low key for good measure fr"}
+{"text":"unc using arch when pop just works lol"}
+{"text":"rtx 3090 and 3080ti only to become obsolete fast as fuck. Those still hold a decent amount of their value, and have in fact risen in price for the last 2 months now."}
+{"text":"3090s went for $4k at the height of the mining craze They don't even go for 25% of that amount now"}
+{"text":"I spent $1500 on my 3080ti during the covid pricing era, it still runs bf6 at 4k very high settings fine.  PC parts are obsolete within a year normally, nothing has changed about that you dingus."}
+{"text":"PC components really shouldn't hold any value at all. They are commodities that tend to be superseded quite forcefully and become more unreliable as they age. The \"hobbyfication\" of PC building has meant everyone treats everything shit as something special. This component glows with RGB lights and is made from the handful of untouchable Taiwanese companies so let's ignore that it's mass produced garbage designed to only last 3 years and has been made obsolete for years so it's definitely worth $1000 still."}
+{"text":"PC components really shouldn't hold any value at all. No, they shouldn't. What we are seeing here is price gouging and price fixing by corporations to artificially limit supply and drive up costs, they did this in the 2000's and they are doing it since the 2010's again. People justify it with inflation when it never was inflation, that's just the excuse. The idea of computers becoming a luxury hobby is frankly fucking ridiculous after a certain point when you have the industry setup because production becomes rather trivial resource-wise. it's mass produced garbage designed to only last 3 years This shit is the mostly insulting thing that nobody talks about from this perspective, selling circuit boards with chips built like absolutely dogshit from an engineering perspective. The power delivery and connectors on NVIDIA GPUs in recent years for example, quality control issues up the ass on AMD GPUs because they used unleaded solder, lack of serviceability due to using BGA instead of PGA. Thinner and thinner PCBs prone to cracking, factory overclocking, ECC not being standard on everything, the list goes on."}
+{"text":"Is it possible to create artificial intelligence like the ones in Black Mirror?"}
+{"text":"What's with the playstation buttons? You're missing the X"}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Idk but it seems entirely possible to create humanlike artificial intelligence. Which will lead to moral and ethical issues, certainly."}
+{"text":"Let me guess - you *need* more?"}
+{"text":"It functions as a clock and an alarm though"}
+{"text":"You know the buttons on the side? I lost this watch once and one button is permanently stuck further in so I can't press it anymore. Shit watch ngl"}
+{"text":"I need less. You can keep your time bomb watch."}
+{"text":"For me, it's this bad boy"}
+{"text":"This watch is keeping me from getting a gf"}
+{"text":"Chat rooms used to be so common in the 90s and early 2000s. What happened to them?"}
+{"text":"dictatorial moderator niche hobby forums Went together like ham and cheese"}
+{"text":"Extreme fragmentation. Discord, Whatsapp, Telegram, Signal... list goes on. The sea of information on the web enables human specialization, so, the fragmentation intensifies. why do you need a chat about 10cm wide fork springs? and how do you persuade the retard who owns it, that it belongs to a wider group that is non existent? yes yes, those booba is very scary (not)"}
+{"text":"I remember learning how to use IRC via a command line tool, visiting random rooms, and having fun just lurking watching people talk. It was especially interesting to be in one where file sharing was allowed and exploring what was there. I'm sure I could get that same experience in any random discord but I dont get that same sekrit club feeling, everything just feels too easy and un-earned."}
+{"text":"What about discord? It's basically centralized IRC with ads."}
+{"text":"irc still exists and zoomers dont use it so theres more genuine conversation"}
+{"text":"how insecure it would be to use pic rel for day to day usage? think reading emails, editing with vim, using ssh, maybe checking out some git repos, nothing crazy."}
+{"text":"t. doesnt know shit about computers"}
+{"text":"I've been daily driving it for about two months, so far I haven't gotten raped."}
+{"text":"it's got basically no malware made for it. I would personally make backups frequently if you tried it, though. Even if it's technically at r1 it's still prone to occasional kernel panics or wipes. FWIW I've only used it on an old EEE pc that had some sort of cmos battery issue and only had 1 gig of ram, and it had some other random issue, so whatever."}
+{"text":"It would probably be the most secure shit you could possibly run. Who the fuck would even bother writing malware for goddamn Haiku?"}
+{"text":"be me buy ThinkPad P53 on eBay realize I would probably be fine with my 15 yld desktop and a meh 2017 business laptop instead decide to not be greedy remember that the P53’s trackpoint’s left clicker button doesn’t properly click (clicks but no clickly feel) be retarded and “see how hard it would be to fix if I kept it” fix it partly to the point where they might think I am lying if I return it under “not as expected” can’t unfix it the same way I “fixed it” shipping it back as a normal return would cost $20-30 in shipping note: seller is a business seller mfw I fix something and make my life worse because of it Unfixing it by putting something sticky or padded under the button might make it look like I am lying about its initial condition. I kinda sorta want to keep it since it was an okay deal (?) at 320+30 taxes for 9850H, t1000, 48gib, no ssd, minor wear, fair battery, w/ charger, and good screen, but I guess I don’t really NEED it?  I don’t know; either way I will be crying and regretting my decision.  If I got a job on the weekends or something, with the amount of time I have spent worrying about this stuff I could have practically gotten it for free by now."}
+{"text":"Lenovo skimped out on something they could have included at scale for maybe $2 but decided not to in laptops they gave MSRP values in the thousands... Lenovo has always been looking for ways to guck consumers over."}
+{"text":"Can't you just replace the buttons? I swapped in a new keyboard on an old Dell I got for free, it was nbd."}
+{"text":"I know the older thinkpads had separate clicker modules but that appears to have been integrated with the keyboard starting with p5x (x might be only 3 or 2 though)."}
+{"text":"390gib and in good SMART health; I will just buy the adapter. The speed gain from sata to 3rd gen nvme seems to be exaggerated for all non-pro-workloads so I see no reason to buy nvme for speed either. Sounds good. I am mostly just annoyed Lenovo skimped out on something they could have included at scale for maybe $2 but decided not to in laptops they gave MSRP values in the thousands... I imagine it's so businesses can decide whether they need it or not, and when they're paying full price they don't really care about $17. It's a bit of a moot point though. For you it is just a small problem that can be fixed with a small amount of money, and it doesn't really matter what the cause is. Is the mushy clicker a nonissue then? You should exercise a bit of agency and answer that for yourself. How much will it bother you? Do you enjoy the kind of work it will require to fix it? Use the answers to those questions to figure out what you should do."}
+{"text":"So how much is a replacement keyboard like 20 bucks? Just swap it man."}
+{"text":"Why is Apple the only company who cares about good design?"}
+{"text":"The snapdragon 8 elite chip runs GTA emulated through Winlator better than that jeetbook. Also we're talking about design and how bad apple is at it in this thread. Anyone remember the battery wart case they made? That thing was a fucking design disaster too."}
+{"text":"Homosexuals care about good design a lot more than heterosexuals do, and Apple knows who are their customers. Simple as."}
+{"text":"there is no equivalent to macs macs have: soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on thesoldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chip doesnt exist on 99% of PCs components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery) doesnt exist on 99% of PCs riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace doesnt exist on 99% of PCs flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times doesnt exist on 99% of PCs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"get a toilet street shitter your currynigger silicon gets mogged by fucking decade old celerons"}
+{"text":"Linux I'm not a transsexual"}
+{"text":"Does this shit really happen to every macbook? How noticeable is it when actually using the screen?"}
+{"text":"I think it's the screen coating coming off. Ouch..."}
+{"text":"imperceptible at all, really only visible under bright light and zero brightness on screen. 2010 model… just cleaned it yesterday, too. oily keyboard or oily fingers"}
+{"text":"iTODDLERS BTFO"}
+{"text":"This doesn't happen to my HP EliteBook. I mean, sometimes the keys imprint themselves on the screen but it always wipes off. I've seen thinkpads get permascratched by keys too though. How the fuck does a GLASS macbook manage it?"}
+{"text":"How are cyber security Youtubers so knowledgeable?"}
+{"text":"remember, believe the opposite of what tranime posters say"}
+{"text":"They are not. Most of them are either funny idiots like mental outlaw, or harmful faggots like john hammond. The former Dunning-Krugered himself into thinking that he has an authority to guide linux autists, the other literally makes people drop off of universities by falsely advertising bug bounty as something fun and easy."}
+{"text":"I have learned that the average person is an idiot, so when I started my channel I was going deep into Linux. The view count was low. Soon as I shifted from This is how you set up GPU pass through on a hypervisor to This is how you install GNONE The views shot up way up Most people don't care enough to go deep at all. They simply want a fast 30 second clip to tell them how to fix or do something."}
+{"text":"yes saar, my credentials are very real saar"}
+{"text":"What's wrong with Mutahar?"}
+{"text":"I like small laptops and small tech in general. I bought this to use on my couch for youtube and browsing for around $250usd after coupons. I replaced the thermal paste with ptm and the stock ssd and I like it. What small laptops do you guys like?"}
+{"text":"I really hope the Pocket 4 gets back to a decent price. Didn't have the money to get the 370 model when it was the 32gb for $1375 so I waited now here we are. Might be looking at used ones instead in a year I guess."}
+{"text":"But what did we call those 10 inch laptops before they were called netbooks?"}
+{"text":"Subnotebook... Like"}
+{"text":"None since I'm a grown man and not a child."}
+{"text":"give me something the size of a nintendo DS"}
+{"text":"How do I create a chan and host it for free?"}
+{"text":"But do you recommend that I host my chan on Vercel?"}
+{"text":"Bro just pony up the €5 and put it on hetzner or some shit, you donkey. There's no such thing as free, they're gonna find a way to penny pinch you."}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"If you bump that budget from $0/mo to $5/mo then it becomes trivial. And $5 might as well be free unless you live in South Sudan or something."}
+{"text":"I think the docker for vichan doesnt work so youd have to (vibe)code the docker and get everything right"}
+{"text":"ergo-mouse better for your wrist I feel like a fucking faggot holding this thing. Does it get any better or should I plug my logitech back in right now"}
+{"text":"I have the big red ball Kensington and it's decent Kinda fun"}
+{"text":"I hate this image, this and the one about putting a lightbulb in your mouth"}
+{"text":"I exclusively use wired stuff if I can get away with it. Having to deal with any extra fluff is silly unless you move around a lot, in which case you should invest in a laptop anyway."}
+{"text":"guns in real life should be swapping to thumb-op triggers anyway, why would this be better?"}
+{"text":"what is [[[his]]] end game"}
+{"text":"All profits are just reinvested, niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Why dont they just make ai not free at all. Theyd profit pretty fast that way."}
+{"text":"They can't 'cause other companies exist for now, they need rid of these first"}
+{"text":"Theres a few and they all know each other irl lol"}
+{"text":"Chinese and Google offer a ton of shit for free, so that's a problem."}
+{"text":"I unironically want that."}
+{"text":"He still won't be chipped, and anon will have won where the others beg for it to end Rev 9:6"}
+{"text":"Furthermore contacts are such a pain in the ass that no one sane that doesn't need them would opt to wear them daily. Not to mention you can straight up fuck your eyes if you don't handle them properly."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAAAAAR"}
+{"text":"yes I'm a computer illiterate Louis Rossmann viewer, how did you know?"}
+{"text":"Lots of threads like this today"}
+{"text":"actual bake"}
+{"text":"Blessed bake Ty anon"}
+{"text":"basado"}
+{"text":"Alright, I'll go with a 1200W one. Cheers anon."}
+{"text":"Impressive, very nice. Ripping off this workflow rn"}
+{"text":"Never mind, I'm retarded and didn't notice one of those still on Max. ..."}
+{"text":"it's very cool in many ways not in any direct way, maybe it wasn't trained"}
+{"text":"use the same seed they all look the same good work anon"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"face/body swaps post modus operandi"}
+{"text":"Comfy bread"}
+{"text":"comfyui_0043.png the fuck did you do to my nini?"}
+{"text":"Whats the easiest USB hack you have ever heard of or done! funny , dumb, cool . bored at work , no where as fun as here to ask <3 lov yuh"}
+{"text":"Hack as in like \"1337\"? I rubbed some shit on my teacher's USB ports back in high school."}
+{"text":"meant more along the cyber side of things , but these work too ahaha love to read it"}
+{"text":"eat the usb stick"}
+{"text":"more verbose slower for majority of usecases less platform support ... how??"}
+{"text":"Mincraft Alpha is poorly optimized because its Alpha software. It runs like shit even on period correct hardware."}
+{"text":"Minecraft was shit because Notch had no fucking clue what he was doing when it came to OpenGL. Don't even try to defend him with \"it was just alpha\", fuck off retard."}
+{"text":"knowledge of opengl he used fucking java, you silly cunt. you could have an encyclopedic knowledge of the whole opengl API and nothing will make java run faster. street shitters have tried for decades."}
+{"text":"Turn on framerate limit otherwis it pegs it's cpu core at 100% and then hiccups every time you load a chunk"}
+{"text":"more like churk haha"}
+{"text":"self driving vehicles No lidar btw robots No robot version of chatgpt thats perfect yet btw going to mars I might do it later btw"}
+{"text":"who is this semen demon"}
+{"text":"kys shill"}
+{"text":"they keyboard we all want the keyboard framework won't give us"}
+{"text":"literally hp keyboard so, get an elitebook, they're fine (I hate aluminum laptops) t. posted from my elitebook 845"}
+{"text":">they keyboard we all want I don't want a keyboard like that, don't project so hard you forget that there are other people with wildly different preferences. this is a shit layout with lots of potential for mis-presses, I'm not going to elaborate any further"}
+{"text":"wait until you find out the nationality of your own laptop brands company"}
+{"text":"Thinkpad already nails the layout 13 years ago. What is this clown ass key placement?"}
+{"text":"Jonney Shih is Taiwanese. At least he isn't brown."}
+{"text":"How Jane Street is using LLMs. But /g/ told me AI is useless! Meanwhile top devs have fully integrated them into their workflows to become even more efficient."}
+{"text":"I see \"—\" in a text, I don't read the text, simple as."}
+{"text":"So they use version control and have LLM's check compile errors? I don't get it. What's Jane Street? Do they sell frozen chicken? Who are you people? What am I doing here? How do I leave?"}
+{"text":"wtf am i looking at? post the source, retard."}
+{"text":"Jane Street is the place that produces talent like pic related."}
+{"text":"Fact: Any business or service that sponsors YouTubers should be avoided"}
+{"text":"Is this just zoomer hype or is it actually legit?"}
+{"text":"Is this just zoomer hype or is it actually legit? It's shit, they're shilling it to combat the bad publicity they're constantly getting thanks to being alt-left giga authoritarian assholes."}
+{"text":"Looks neat but takes forever to get the right setup. Just install cachyos and call it a day."}
+{"text":"troon brainrot spend 10 minutes reinstalling a few packages when you reinstall vs. spend 10 hours learning some retarded DSL You need zfs snapshots, backups and a package manager. This is academic retardation, par for the course. Every single part of nixos is a testament to just how much people can ignore the question \"why did this need to exist?\""}
+{"text":"I use Nix in Desktop and Server, helps to keep track of the state of the system, but man, nix sure is an ugly language."}
+{"text":"MacBook user here only had it for a few months on 4chan only, why doesn't my sentence automatically capitalize after a period? double tapping the spacebar does a period but the start of the next sentence doesn't automatically capitalize Anyone else?"}
+{"text":"been a windowsfag my entire life until I ragequit at how shit it has gotten then smashed it on my driveway with a sledgehammer and bought a MacBook. linux is worse than Mac newfriend I was here from 2006-2012, nigger"}
+{"text":"consider how shit w11 is, then imagine if it were 5X worse, and 5X as expensive. that's the steaming heap of pajeet shit that is crapple pajeetOS, running on its own custom tailored specially designed first party apploo hardware these curryniggers can't even update their own pajeetOS on their own 100% in house 100% custom designed currybooks without bricking them now imagine if these street shitters released their curryniggerOS to run on completely unsupported hardware with drivers made by onions boy hobbyists, that's pajeetintosh macos is the biggest heap of currynigger shit in the history of operating systems, and releasing it on PC would finally expose this curryniggerOS to the world for the steaming heap of pajeet shit that it is"}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"asahi is dead"}
+{"text":"he doesn't automatically capitalize the first letter of a sentence by himself NGMI"}
+{"text":"Might be bottle-necked from the CPU or board, what other hardware do you have?"}
+{"text":"Ye, but you will need a usb-c to hdmi/displayport dongle hub thing"}
+{"text":"Nowadays you can always connect some wireless or wireless headphones and also the speakers nowadays are very little and portable. I don't remember the last time I used the speakers of a laptop and not the speakers or headphones."}
+{"text":"How can I speed up my editing process? I have a YouTube channel with about 10k subscribers and it's worth it for me to upload on it because I manage to get 500 to 1k USD worth of revenue out of it and built somewhat of a following. But I struggle to finish videos because Lord, it's so fucking tedious. I use kdenlive and I'm not sure how others do to release videos with honestly often better editing than me in record time. What are some tips and tricks I could use to speed up my editing? I have no problem with writing scripts or generating ideas but the editing process is so fucking tedious man"}
+{"text":"youtube men Kill yourselves."}
+{"text":"Depending on your subject matter you could try switching to a different style of video that requires very little editing. See bigclive as an example, he rarely seems to do any editing beyond cutting out dead air with \"one moment please...\". To pull this off while maintaining decent quality you'll probably need to use the time you would have spent editing on more prep and rehearsal. So you might not technically save much time, but it could be less daunting/draining."}
+{"text":"Watch Youtube tutorials. Not kidding. Also ask Grok for tips."}
+{"text":"I use kdenlive Well, there's your problem. Consider acquiring some pro grade editing software. You could also manually keep a detailed log when editing a video and figure out exactly which part of the process is the most time consuming. There is also pre-processing software like Lossless cut that could speed up the editing by doing a rough cut before hand."}
+{"text":"Mindset. If you record footage with the mindset \"I'll fix it in post\", you gonna have to sift through garbage and fix lots of mistakes. Record as if you're using expensive film. I.e., plan everything, have a storyboard/script and rehearse. Light your scenes properly and have good mics if you want to record talking. Garbage in, garbage out."}
+{"text":"How the fuck is a 1998 game capable of generating collisions for any terrain and it just works on super old hardware? Meanwhile Godot's trimesh is so slow it cannot even run smoothly on modern hardware (and also broken since version 4), while anything other than trimesh will cause the player to literally fall through the stage? Can someone explain this?"}
+{"text":"Half Life 2 and Far Cry 1 also came out in 2004 and look significantly better than Quake 3"}
+{"text":"farcry 1 was the first game i ran to try out my new 7600GT and it was so damn beautiful all maxed out (or at least with high settings)"}
+{"text":"Any game with that amount of attention for that long of a time would have exploits discovered"}
+{"text":"They're very good at what they do."}
+{"text":"yea i don't think any game could survive the amount of attention mario 64 has and come out not being considered full of holes. mario 64 isn't even a particularly buggy game, like if you played it yourself not knowing anything about it, you're unlikely to run into many issues. only think i can think of is perhaps invisible walls in tick tock clock, which due to it's shape and design full of moving objects, it's rife with invisible walls (which are unintentional in mario 64)"}
+{"text":"hello poors! are you ready to face the fact Nvidia video cards are an appreciating asset? I heard rumors they canceled the 16gb variants of the 5070ti and 5060ti cards AND it is also rumored the 50 series are the last cards to even receive drivers for them to work in the fucking first place. Starting with the 60 series, drivers will be locked behind a subscription paywall. Oh and good luck with next gen gpus that the only choices you get is a 6060 8gb for $700-$1000 or a 6080 24gb for $5000. And make sure you subscribe to geforce"}
+{"text":"Nvidia drivers only will work on Windows 11 starting in October of this year."}
+{"text":"Those fuckers on Aliexpress will find a way. You can find adapters and shit for everything. Old phones, laptop to socketed deskop cpu conversions, even 8MB SD cards all eventually find their way from ewaste to a seller."}
+{"text":"Honestly i think i'll be fine with my 1050 Ti till 2040, but if it shits the bed i have multiple alternatives on hand anyways."}
+{"text":"mad thing, i bought my gpu to use in my pc not to sell when people want one and want to py me what i paid for it."}
+{"text":"yea, traipsing the streets with a gpu of that calibre is patnetic."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else hate modern YouTube? I miss the times when the YouTube homepage wasn't a fucking feed but just the latest videos from your subscriptions. While the \"Browse\" button ('member that?) at the top would take you to the page with all the viral videos from across the world. But now, being on YouTube feels like you're hooked onto some kind of drug, because the algorithm tracks your viewing habits and patterns and fills your feed with videos that will keep you endlessly watching one video after another, and by the end of the day you feel like your brain literally rotted a bit from mindlessly consooming bullshit content you didn't need or ask for. Not to mention, they way YouTube videos themselves are produced these days seems like they're specifically designed to induce anxiety and break your mind from over-stimulation."}
+{"text":"True. I only really watch subscribers these days though. I don't binge like I used to. I blocked ads the moment they had 5 second unskippable ones which was what, 2012 when Jewgle took over?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, youtube channels used to be pretty much like a MySpace or Orkut page. You could use whatever background you liked, move the elements around, and have a corny About Me intro. You could even add friends (IIRC), send personal messages, and check them in a gmail like layout. Not to mention, the Video Response feature and section, where people could respond to your video with their own video."}
+{"text":"The subscription page they give you now is absolute shit and unusable, almost as if they don't want you to use it and instead stay on the home feed and consoom the slop the algorithm throws at you. Originally the subscription page used to sort videos by days, week and channel. So You got all the latest videos of your subscriptions at one place sorted by time and channel."}
+{"text":"Youtube website is so slow these days, I click on a video I want to watch, and then go to the bathroom and come back."}
+{"text":"Yup, and it keeps getting worse and worse."}
+{"text":"you... don't store data on ssd/nvme, right anon? SSDs (including NVMe, which is just a fast PCIe-connected SSD) store data in NAND flash by trapping electrical charge in cells. Over time, especially when left **unpowered**, that charge slowly leaks. As the charge level drifts, the controller may misread bits, leading to **bit rot** or uncorrectable errors. Unlike HDDs, SSDs need periodic power so the controller can refresh weak cells and rewrite data. High temperatures, higher-density NAND (TLC/QLC), and cells with many prior writes all accelerate charge loss. Modern SSDs use **ECC (error-correcting codes)**, so early corruption is often silently corrected. Problems start when errors exceed ECC limits: files may fail checksums, decompress incorrectly, or become unreadable. Consumer SSDs are typically rated to retain data **~1 year unpowered** at room temperature after being written, but this is a minimum spec. In real-world conditions, data loss has been observed in **months** for heavily worn drives or those stored hot; enterprise drives often do better but are not immune. Detection relies on **hashes** (e.g., SHA-256) or parity recorded when data is known-good. Periodically re-hashing and comparing detects silent corruption that the filesystem may miss. Filesystems like **ZFS or Btrfs** automate this via checksums and scrubbing. Mitigation is simple: keep multiple copies, periodically power SSDs and rewrite data, store them cool, and never rely on a single unpowered SSD for long-term archival storage."}
+{"text":"I should probably clean my rig today."}
+{"text":"i have never had a problem with it how are you testing this claim methodically"}
+{"text":"My case can't fit all the drives I own and I dont nedd to power all of them all the time"}
+{"text":"This The big spinning rust shills are at it again"}
+{"text":"well, i cant have more than one nvme ssd because the mobo is a b560 and i have a 10700 which only allows for pcie3 lanes and the other nvme slot is pcie4 so id need to upgrade to a 11th gen to get it work."}
+{"text":"Been developing my C++ runtime/port of Pocket TTS some more. I've gotten the latency down to 180ms on CPU only. This includes voice cloning, by the way. My implementation of Pocket TTS is now 8x faster than Piper TTS at 3.1x the parameters. When an LLM outputs audio the voice basically immediately speaks what it has written. Feels good man."}
+{"text":"*when an LLM outputs text"}
+{"text":"Does he want to be a \"she\" too?"}
+{"text":"they are female brained men look at pretty pictures, not text"}
+{"text":"what will AI do in 10 more years?"}
+{"text":"But there is no point in flooding the internet with bot posts when humans have zero economic value."}
+{"text":"ey Chat, lemme ask you sum"}
+{"text":"If you could pass your classes with GPT3.5 drivel, then you weren't studying anything of importance in the first place. There isn't a single model out there that could answer my exam questions to a satisfactory level; likewise, they all shit the bed when it comes to properly citing academic references. Sure, they could potentially allow you to flesh out a draft, but that's the most they could do for anyone studying a hard science."}
+{"text":"Just remember that how can we achieve AGI when we don't even have HGI (Human general intelligence). Humans are becoming so much more neurodiverse now with everyone being good at a specific topic or talent yet effectively disabled outside their special interests. An AGI basically can't outcompete a true expert in a specific field because humans are born to obsess."}
+{"text":"2026 being elitist about hard sciences Good morning nigger is it cozy under that rock? Kek."}
+{"text":"Is privacy/anonimity the most valuable asset of our generation?"}
+{"text":"Not having internet is information too."}
+{"text":"Yes, but it's also extremely hard to get. Nevermind that the government already knows most (important) things about you, if you so much as ever made a personal email account, registered with your name and face to any social network, hell even let your friends take pictures with you, then the algorithms have you. You're in their base for ever. Yeah, sure, the data can become outdated and less relevant, but you're still there. And as other anons said, any change in your patterns can (and most probably will) be registered. Worst part is this isn't new, it's been going on for decades even  before the internet boom."}
+{"text":"That said, I think there are degrees of privacy. Posting on Instagram about your life daily is worse than having a small footprint then deleting your accounts and social networks or mails."}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as privacy. Feel free to fake your own suicide or shut the fuck up."}
+{"text":"There is nothing valuable in this generation. The current power gap between an average man and a government or megacorporation is so large that 90% of human beings are effectively useless ants which will be killed off and replaced with robots. I give it 100 years before humanity is reduced to less than 1 million people being catered to by bots."}
+{"text":"What tech books are you reading or have gotten recently? If you’re thinking “what kind of idiot still picks up a paper book in the age of computers and AI?” Save your energy."}
+{"text":"it's mostly theoretical but it has small bits of homework at the end of each chapter where you play around with the concepts learned. I don't do C and these concepts are mostly new to me so this is what I need, but if you're more advanced then maybe another book would be better"}
+{"text":"because you live with boomers Why? If you have a stable job, just get the fuck out. Not living alone absolutely sucks."}
+{"text":"Who is the translator? I read the Garnett version a few years back and found it damned fuckin' bland. The Literature major at the local B&N recommended the Oliver Ready translation so I'm about to give that one a go."}
+{"text":"meant for I just woke up."}
+{"text":"switch my instance it claims I'm supporting trans rights bro wtf? I am not in support of trans rights"}
+{"text":"According to your gay app? LOL"}
+{"text":"4chan? Yes."}
+{"text":"It is customary for fashies to be zesty and fantasize about \"hedonism\". Mussolini did it, republicucks do it, you'll do it etc."}
+{"text":"Yes, but not by chuds."}
+{"text":"What instance"}
+{"text":"Do own E-Ink devices?"}
+{"text":"I’m looking forward to getting my TRMNL X in a month when it comes out"}
+{"text":"Just make it display one word at a time Tictoc style."}
+{"text":"This isn't a thing in my experience, at all. And I'm using a fairly old PW2 (Paperwhite). I read mostly in the dark with black background, and the backlight just high enough to read without eye strain. Flipping pages is never jarring. In short, it makes this old device useable. Off the top of my head: - Can run an SSH server so you can upload books, or tweak your addons or system settings manually over wifi, etc. It can sync with Calibre also if that's your thing. It also can update itself wirelessly, which is handy. - For my PW2, the stock reader does not allow for dark mode at all. It wasn't a thing for stock PW's until the PW4. KOReader allows it, although the display was designed for black on white, and thus will have some very minor ghosting of text after flipping a few pages (see pic, not distracting for me, at least). - I want to read epubs — PDF if I must — and it lets me. It supports a ton of formats, which the stock reader would never (because outside Amazon's walled garden). - can change fonts, their size, and umpteen other things, but looks fine stock too. If you have a rooted device, chances are KOReader is just better than stock and the way to be. It gets out of the way once it's set and the pages fly by."}
+{"text":"it's slow, so i'll have someone else suffer, and also take their money why do normies do this"}
+{"text":"to be fair, even normies donate but typically only if they get a tax writeoff, or if it's heavy and they want someone to pick it up for free, or if it boosts their izzat somehow"}
+{"text":"WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"kek would be a great BM episode"}
+{"text":"yeah bro just spend extra money on something less secure than the fingerprint reader your phone already has Cmon nigga really?"}
+{"text":"then just register a MFA through the app?"}
+{"text":"locked out from an old account because it decided to send a security check on a email/phone I don't have anymore fucking hell"}
+{"text":"I stopped because of their retarded anti-cheat but yeah that's a thing too."}
+{"text":"my computer now costs me $100+ a month to run thanks to tariffs I can't afford to leave my computer on 24/7 anymore :("}
+{"text":"Am least we got videos of dancing animals out of it"}
+{"text":"i'd fight you to install trump as god-emperor just because he makes you nancies so fucking mad lmao"}
+{"text":"my motivation to do things is to make people angry Troon behavior"}
+{"text":"i'd piss and shit my pants to make you mad"}
+{"text":"oh it changed, just for worse. now he wants to start WWIII over fucking greenland"}
+{"text":"What typeface do you use for subtitles /g/?"}
+{"text":"Arial Narrow (bold)"}
+{"text":"helvetica"}
+{"text":"Comic saars"}
+{"text":"thin and light like modern laptops upgradable like old laptops so why aren't you using a thinkpad x301 anon?"}
+{"text":"memework 13 mogged by Dell pro 13 plus"}
+{"text":"mogged by Dell pro 13 plus t. never used either once in xis life"}
+{"text":"thin and light What are you, a fag? If your laptop doesn't break the bones in your foot if you drop it, it's not heavy enough. I will give you points for choosing one with a disk drive though, it's not entirely cucked."}
+{"text":"Bashing the shit out of your laptop after getting sniped in Fortnite is not 'normal use'."}
+{"text":"assuming his laptop can play fortnite at all"}
+{"text":"Do any of those learning language's apps work?"}
+{"text":"No, you'll get the basics but the only way to properly improve language proficiency is to consume media in that language."}
+{"text":"Audio only Recordings Scam, Spanish language has different versions with Spain being “hard”. The app doesn’t go in full detail in anything past common communication."}
+{"text":"AI lies anon, it’s no better than a YouTube channel."}
+{"text":"it doesnt work"}
+{"text":"I used anki for 2 years and actually managed to learn japanese"}
+{"text":"Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences. *** Please be civil, notice the \"Friendly\" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *** Before asking for help, please check our list of resources. If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following: 0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine. 1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine. 2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything. 3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question. Many free software projects have active mailing lists. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Try the unGoogled Chromium Flatpak. That works fine for me."}
+{"text":"Yeah I also noticed some weird issues with HDR on Brave. have HDR enabled on one monitor have HDR disabled on the other open Brave if Brave opens on the HDR monitor, moving it to the non-HDR one causes extreme oversaturation if Brave opens on the non-HDR monitor, moving it to the HDR one causes washed out colors"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Kubuntu, with persistence. abandoned I would never abandon it."}
+{"text":"chinese windows 11 this nigga has a fetish for surveillance."}
+{"text":"What kind of web services or sites can I make and run to get some vaguely passive income? I can't work a normal job but I have programming and computer system skills, surely I should be able to do something? The issue is I have no idea what normal people will pay for. Social skills are low so you guys are the only people I can really ask."}
+{"text":"I can't work a normal job Social skills are low I can't stand Trump but sometimes I'm glad he's in power to make life hell for niggers like you"}
+{"text":"make courses teaching normalfags how to use AI/vibecode/whatever you'd be surprised how many people (especially boomers) want to pay for shit that's freely available everywhere"}
+{"text":"build an ICE location tracker that uses fake data to trick the user into thinking its working better than it actually is and then install a crypto-miner in it."}
+{"text":"Nice. The feds will have to arrest you and the judge will have to send you to jail but they'll all treat you kindly during the entire process."}
+{"text":"Anon, where can I learn more about piracy sites? I've noticed a lot of them have the same/similar structures and sometimes the servers even seem the same. Is someone just selling the website format to these people? Are they all linking to the same servers, or do they just have similar names? How does the networking work for these sites? (I realize I sound like a glowniggger...)"}
+{"text":"What is /g/'s opinion on this? I used to see Wayland as this premature, non-necessary replacement for X11 being pushed by the globohomo, kind of like Rust is to C, but after looking into it, it seems like it is actually a much more sensible and simple solution."}
+{"text":"XLibre is the future"}
+{"text":"What is /g/'s opinion on this? it's a microsoft psyop. seriously. they spent the early 2000s trying to sue Linux out of existence with SCO. that didn't work. so someone there had the genius idea of destroying us by fracturing the software at ever opportunity. gnome was good, microsoft sends in trannies to fuck it up, linux splinters into gnome vs kde x was good, here comes the tranny brigade to shit up the world again systemd rust everything all of it It's an incredibly effective tactic too, because it's easier to write code than to read and understand code.  W will have to relearn all the mistakes and lessons X learned. In the end, Microsoft will send in more trannies and their will be a third one, Y or V maybe."}
+{"text":"ReactOS moment"}
+{"text":"phoenix*"}
+{"text":"news flash faggot wayland doesn't defend against bashrc poisoning either that was my point, you cock-gobler. you need at same time to have isolated video-server (gayland or XLibre when it fully supports X namespaces thing) - and at same time run other isolation for programs (perhaps firejail, bubblewrap)"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this pedophilic schizoware?"}
+{"text":"tom ogle's vapor engine"}
+{"text":"you're going to feel better when you stop caring about it. I have a lot of kaczynski adjacent anti tech sentiment especially towards smartphones but the world you grew up is not returning. Western people especially today want to live in the past but you will feel much better when let yourself go with the flow and accept that world changes constantly. cherish the past but find good things to have hope about the future People never wanted cars before they got to use them. A lot of people were skeptical, and cars have negatively changed human life by eroding local communities through city planning as an example. Most technology has affected human life negatively because human psychology is not adapted to social and economic structure of modern world but there's nothing you can do about it. you could become amish, but if you want to participate in modern society you just have to accept that it's here to stay. For now the techonology has stagnated and its influence seems to be somewhat major but still limited. Just treat it as another tool. I've challanged myself to utilize LLMs, try to find a way it makes your life easier. Google search has become useless, my favorite way of thinking about LLMs is as an aggregate of knowledge you can find on the internet. I use it to summarize things for i know other people have asked. I like using it for cooking, it's pretty nice for making problems for learning especially language learning, you can push it to explain to you things that would've taken hours to research on their own about biology or economy if you know how it works. yeah the internet is botted to shit and it only accelerated the slopification of products but what can you do? replace your time on the internet with something else, maybe old media? exercise? learn something new?"}
+{"text":"LLMs and AI are here to stay, but openAI is the pets.com of our generation and it's going to crash the AI bubble. Remember the dot com bubble? The internet didn't go away after that but it was a massive correction. Expect that."}
+{"text":"blame jay. he almost killed the board at a certain point with his macshilling blame the admins for not having made an ai board, and a consoomer board blame the lgbtgroids. i distinctly remember one time when the whole board was filled with normie consumershit AND trany shit theyre aligned with big corpo. and by lgbtetc i mean people that are part of the movement, not /our/tranies. /our/tranies are anti corpo blame the pedos, and their /a/ssociates. they always post cognitohazard-levels of retardation blame /v/ermin. they add to the consumerposting what else can i tell you? if you have to go, then go im here for the discussion about programming. we still have a community here, but for how long? if nothing is done, our community too will erode into nothing over time"}
+{"text":"Corporate webdev has been soulless for awhile anyway. was corporate ever non-soulless? I'll use it - albeit somewhat reluctantly - if I'm paid to use it to write code or some shit. what i said above is a method for the other anon to get out of his demoralization as far as im concerned, llms are fucking useless for code and i saw webdevs saying just as much on this board i use llms mostly as human interface with google search they have a search depth limit though, so sometimes they dont find shit thats actually on the internet and they would have found it if they searched loonger theyre also decent at producing boilerplate, and minimal working examples but llms coding autonomously? nah. its not a thing. even the people who work with klod, and get results actually do 50% of the work themselves and then oftentimes still need to correct the llms output, or even rewrite it entirely. the whole klod hype is that its a set of tools that allow you to exploit a mediocre llm to its fullest capabilities. which is nothing to write home anyways. free tier of gpt produces better code, kek im a goal oriented person though Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself shill."}
+{"text":"AI to the moon :rocket: +50 izzat, sar"}
+{"text":"In the future, will HDDs with petabytes of ancient media and software replace the internet as the household's primary source of information? Will your children's children go home from their prompt engineer job to browse through the family heirloom NAS for knowledge and entertainment?"}
+{"text":"hi"}
+{"text":"so true sister"}
+{"text":"Anons have a habit of buying new hardware as a status symbol, laughing at \"poorfags\" who still have old tech. I'm sucker for tech that others consider obsolete. I have these two hulks from the past. Which one do I keep? Which one do you think has aged better? 2011 HP Elitebook 8760w 16GB RAM (DDR3, can go up to 32GB), Intel i7 2630QM 2.00GHz 4-core Discrete graphics card: NVIDIA Quadro 3000M 2GB GDDR5 (I can find legacy drivers for Windows only, not Linux) Has two disks: 250GB SSD + 500GB HDD Feels very sturdy and looks decent for its time, but is incredibly big and heavy as you might expect Has almost every port imaginable Highest resolution: 1920 x 1080 Battery is almost dead 2010/2011? Apple Macbook Pro A1297 16GB RAM (DDR3, maxed out), Intel i7 2760QM 2.4 GHz 8-core Discrete graphics card: AMD HD 6770M 1GB? (Again, drivers for Linux are impossible to find) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Post more old shit you use"}
+{"text":"one plus 3T Toshiba satellite i7-3610QM, 240gb SSD, Linux Mint ASUS VG248QE I7-3930k rig running windows 7 for specific games"}
+{"text":"iPhone SE (2016) Peak smartphone."}
+{"text":"i have a latitude e6410 running vista ultimate that i still use whenever im selling stuff on ebay its the most reliable machine for my thermal label printer so it gets used to log into ebay, print labels, and save sales documents and packaging photos as such its earned it spot under my desk and gets brought up when i need it"}
+{"text":"My daily carry is iPhone 6, the bigger version. Works perfectly but software devs are assholes so they have excluded support for the device. I hate how they're forcing me to upgrade just so I can keep using the same apps. The apps dont even get better."}
+{"text":"Software ruined technology. Technology should mean big physical factories producing real, physical goods. Software engineers aren't real engineers, coders produce no real value to society. Everything is so slow and inconvenient nowadays. You know what technology is real? Tractors, cars, airplanes, rocketships. Fuck, the cotton gin, food processors, stoves and furnaces, running water and toilets, those are real technologies. Software gave us computer viruses, SaaS, Indian scammers, AI, social media, algorithmic content, mass surveillance and lack of privacy. Nothing on your computer is real, the Internet is fake. You will own nothing thanks to software engineers and coders."}
+{"text":"codetrannies are just low level managers who boss around computer hardware. they make everything worse."}
+{"text":"THE VLTIMATE TRVTHNVKE THAT BTFO'D ALL CODETROONS, H1B JEETS AND TECH KIKES! GOOD JOB, OP!"}
+{"text":"Just by looking at it gives second hand aids"}
+{"text":"Samsung refrigerators are already showing ads \"Samsung's Family Hub smart refrigerators began displaying ads in late 2025 via a software update, appearing as a new widget on the idle cover screen\""}
+{"text":"A virtualfu is a cheap immitation and like most software you cant compete without a bloated marketing budget to peddle the slop. A blank robot with vr glasses is acceptable too i guess."}
+{"text":"any cat kino?"}
+{"text":"My cat dances like this"}
+{"text":"My cat doesn't dance like that"}
+{"text":"1.3 billies edition"}
+{"text":"Are you guys doing everything you can to ensure Avatar 4 & 5 get made?"}
+{"text":"I knew they did it for gay pairings, I'd never heard of it for straight couples. I think for gays it's just a tool to fulfill their perversion and romance, but for straights it's a pathology. Most of these womanchildren are already cat ladies terrified of real pregnancy after all."}
+{"text":"If I could just rewrite Avatar 2...I'd remove the Water tribe and give the Mangkwan a bigger role. We all know the reason why RDA used Recoms is because of Eywa swarm autoimmune response. So why not have the Mangkwan be like a literal brush fire that destroys all the bio-organic network of Eywa? Mangkwan raids a village, enslaves the Navis, turns some of them into Mangkwan zealots, destroys the home-tree, consumes every resource while burning the entire area and then RDA swoops in to create their base and mine the area. Effectively bypassing Eywa. And Quaritch's \"journey\" would be like a mirror of Jake, doing all the Mangkwan trials and shit but this time Varang gladly sides with the humans and adapts to human tech. To make this even more interesting place them in the opposite side of the planet so Jake won't face them until the later sequels. It's just way more interesting than RDA just using their after burners to clear the land. Like come on Cameron, there so much untapped potential but instead we got whales and shit..."}
+{"text":"performance capture."}
+{"text":"flop the movie is still going strong."}
+{"text":"If I could write, I'd do it better."}
+{"text":"Scat is fetishism towards feces, it doesn't matter how you perceive it or whether there is a sexual context to it fetishism has nothing to with sex?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but the show isn't encouraging fetishism. Depicting something =/= fetishizing it. I don't spend my time looking at my shit. Lots of normal people look when they wipe their ass because they're not deathly afraid of shit. Do you not look? So you have an unclean mystery ass. It's our body telling us there's disease in that and it's harmful to us Looking at something won't infect your eyeballs retard."}
+{"text":"so the mad king is eggs grandson and dany is his great granddaughter?"}
+{"text":"I started watching this show. Turned it off after they put a man shitting himself on screen. Not exagerating. I was bored too; do you know how low the bar is for entertainment? I already know I ran out of good stuff. however much theyre paying you, its not worth it."}
+{"text":"it doesn't matter how you perceive it or whether there is a sexual context to it By that logic every depiction of children whatsoever is pedophilic"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you don't want to stay on my aircraft."}
+{"text":"Get this hothead out of here"}
+{"text":"Was getting (you)s part of your plan?"}
+{"text":"AND HER BUSH I SHAPPOSE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL"}
+{"text":"it's not the oldheads, it's the newfags."}
+{"text":"I went to see this movie over the weekend & had a really great time. Does that upset you?"}
+{"text":"No religion, just basedence"}
+{"text":"a movie where nothing happens is...LE GOOD"}
+{"text":"Erin Kellyman is cute and juicy"}
+{"text":"I wanted it to be exactly like the Last of Us where epic daddy & kid kill 1000 le evil zombies with *ironic* over-the-top gore! No one said that you disingenuous mutt loving faggot, 28 Years is bad because it has huge fucking tonal shift and becomes a bad A24+lifetime TV movie about a cancer mom"}
+{"text":"Tonal shifts are confusing! A24 films are confusing! It's just about a cancer mom so its boring! Filtered & you literally proved my point"}
+{"text":"*becomes the center of the star wars universe in your path"}
+{"text":"The center of an all clone bukkake blowbang"}
+{"text":"I know who I want to fuck"}
+{"text":"@grok put her in a bikini"}
+{"text":"You can just tell a bitter loser wrote this lol"}
+{"text":"Presgoy"}
+{"text":"sex worker faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag"}
+{"text":"Thunder found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, he was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat, but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew"}
+{"text":"What's Aragorn sharting policy?"}
+{"text":"explained fucking indians"}
+{"text":"Only the best"}
+{"text":"The Dragon and the Wolf That describes Jon alone."}
+{"text":"What kind of man doesn't protect and defend his wife? No man at all."}
+{"text":"Literally me except Coach"}
+{"text":"ACK"}
+{"text":"He also played Renard in The World is Not Enough"}
+{"text":"Robert Carlyle He's great in Ravenous."}
+{"text":"There is no defense against sprinters in close range. Not without ultra ideal situations like making them gas out a flight of stairs before fighting a guy wearing full covers and a riot shield with ultra favorable terrain that lets him shove infected to their deaths. They get in your hidey hole and you are probably dead unless you had masks and a massive numerical advantage. There was nothing he could do but cut his losses and make a run for it. As a matter of fact, everyone in the house should have picked a random direction that wasnt taken by anyone else and just run and hope they get lucky."}
+{"text":"to be honest Jared Leto actually is a good actor or at least he was back in the 90s and 00s. He just has a lot of shit modern roles."}
+{"text":"Didnt he buy some clothes that were props from one of his movies? i wonder where he is now"}
+{"text":"he was somewhat good in Lord of War. Laughable in Requiem, Fight Club and American Psycho don't get me started on Girl, Interrupted"}
+{"text":"If Disney adapt Ratatouile into a live action movie, Linguini or Collette will be black."}
+{"text":"This wasn't a great adaptation desu. Way too American"}
+{"text":"black girl (if attractive) = :) black girl (if ugly) = :( black man = >:("}
+{"text":"Damn right."}
+{"text":"black girl (if attractive) = :) Yeah, all 3 of them"}
+{"text":"As a fan of the hitchhiker's series I thought the movie was a well intentioned fuckup There was also a distinct gap between the stuff Adams actually wrote and the shit they wrote to make the story hang together, such as the visit to John Malkovich planet and the love story between Trillian and Arthur (in the book they dated but she was out of his league and that was that)"}
+{"text":"Who's the Zoomer Deschanel?"}
+{"text":"Sydney Sweeney"}
+{"text":"*Snowbunny Sweeney"}
+{"text":"It's so fucking funny that after just one attempt of recolonizing great britain, the world just went \"yeah no, fuck em lol\""}
+{"text":"Thats just Army of the Dead. They break into Vegas to rob a vault, Theres even special infected and an Alpha they have to fight"}
+{"text":"Yes, with a mix of Sicario and RE Mercenary mode."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be suprised if the 28 years Russians still had a Tzar Bomba or two lying around, specifically the 100Mt Version they atleast designed"}
+{"text":"She's an asymptomatic carrier Therefore she has it and is not a target Hence the plothole because everyone else she comes in contact is a risk and there's no reason why Robert Carlyle should fuck her up when he turns, because she survived 28 weeks due to being a fucking carrier"}
+{"text":"fanfiction of fanfiction crazy"}
+{"text":"Star Trek is dead"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys get so upset that a sci-fi shows you things that are weird or unfamiliar?"}
+{"text":"This shit made no fucking sense. A holographic species? That’s fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"nobody knows, as nobody watched it"}
+{"text":"Anon believe me I fucking wish black people were unfamiliar"}
+{"text":"Because people rewatch TNG for a familiar warm blanket. New things bad."}
+{"text":"Star Trek is dead"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys get so upset that a sci-fi shows you things that are weird or unfamiliar?"}
+{"text":"This shit made no fucking sense. A holographic species? That’s fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"nobody knows, as nobody watched it"}
+{"text":"Anon believe me I fucking wish black people were unfamiliar"}
+{"text":"Because people rewatch TNG for a familiar warm blanket. New things bad."}
+{"text":"ITT actors that should be cast in roles within movies that involve giving happy endings."}
+{"text":"The respectful thing is to use a finger first"}
+{"text":"under 10 peck on the cheek or forehead 10-12 short kiss on the lips 13-15 longer, sloppier kiss (in non-sexual way) How does that look to you?"}
+{"text":"gays out"}
+{"text":"Sounds reasonable to me Of course I would do a bit more if it was socially acceptable, but it's all hypothetical"}
+{"text":"Women that look young aren't allowed to have sex because it makes me feel weird How big is your loli folder?"}
+{"text":"Drugs are demonic"}
+{"text":"actually chuds it's machine elves and not demons"}
+{"text":"blue eyes are demonic ngl"}
+{"text":"then why have i had compliments on my blue eyes"}
+{"text":"heroin doesnt make your eyes dilate. retard director ok muds"}
+{"text":"She's up next."}
+{"text":"why didn't elohim prevent the holocaust?"}
+{"text":"She looks like she smells like dog pussy. It's like 50 million retards on the internet have only masturbated to skanks their entire lives and never talked to one for 5 minutes."}
+{"text":"You tell me, you worship him (female)"}
+{"text":"That has to be AI."}
+{"text":"She’s ugly and looks like she smells"}
+{"text":"heeey"}
+{"text":"It all went to Elle fannings severed legs"}
+{"text":"Movie sucked it was predictable"}
+{"text":"Yeah, my expectations were not subverted once. I really hated how pretty much every element they introduced at one point paid off later in the film, its hack writing."}
+{"text":"I liked the part where they reattach her legs and it turns into a sick foot fetish music video."}
+{"text":"her ass might be bigger than ASR's"}
+{"text":"JOHNNY 5, NO DISASSEMBLE!!"}
+{"text":"I wish Tom Hanks would just die"}
+{"text":"Solid choices dyscalculia anon."}
+{"text":"loved a whole bunch of these in this thread but i've never watched them again since i was a kid because i want to keep the good memories. seeing them again as an adult kind of ruins them i feel."}
+{"text":"WHATEVER GOD WANTS HE KEEPS"}
+{"text":"Arthouse, classics, the list goes on... Womanslop edition. QOTD What movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like? Previous:"}
+{"text":"That's a disgusting curve."}
+{"text":"4u"}
+{"text":"the directors would rather cut corners This is why everything sucks now, the \"we'll fix it in post\" prevailing mentality."}
+{"text":"Outrage The Hitch-Hiker The Bigamist"}
+{"text":"what do we think about adult cartoons?"}
+{"text":"Cool. Gonna show my nieces Coonskin."}
+{"text":"Garbage made by and for overweight women in their late 20s who own two cats"}
+{"text":"There's something about this art style that triggers anime uncanny valley for me. One look and I just know it's a western series with a dogshit story. Can't quite put my finger on it, but I got the same feeling when I first saw the netflix devil may cry trailer"}
+{"text":"Shows for women and low-t men who frequent Barnes & Noble"}
+{"text":"100% this the Lower Decks tranny has been trying to destroy /trek/ for 5 years now because the /co/ mods closed down his shit general over there At this point they're going to need a /mlp/ tier segregation from the rest of the boards."}
+{"text":"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer."}
+{"text":"Between the agents it’s just him not being aware of the situation developing in the lobby due to disconnecting from the information feed. To the audience it’s saying smith isn’t aware of how human he’s acting. Of how he’s unaware already been infected by the human need to be free from the matrix."}
+{"text":"billions must die"}
+{"text":"it really is tho"}
+{"text":"He is an incel?"}
+{"text":"MISTER JANDERSON, welcome back. We... missed you. You like what I've done with the place?"}
+{"text":"Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast. She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production."}
+{"text":"wrong"}
+{"text":"you're a moron"}
+{"text":"The most kino body type of all time"}
+{"text":"the sasha grey"}
+{"text":"What not having sex does to a person"}
+{"text":"How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?"}
+{"text":"Like I said, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. The Jedi always feared Anakin’s power. Because they feared him, they never quite trusted him. Because they never trusted him, Anakin grew increasingly disillusioned with their teachings which led him down a path to the dark side."}
+{"text":"Nope, Palpatine lost fair and square in the Lightsaber duel. That was what he expected to happen. Then him and Mace were locked in a stalemate when Anakin arrived, which is what he wanted. THEN he acted weak when he wasn't, so Anakin would cut Mace's hand off and end the stalemate This isn't difficult to understand or at least it shouldn't be Palpatine didn't throw the lightsaber fight, he feigned weakness after being legitimately defeated because that was the entire Keikaku to begin with"}
+{"text":"I think he was a bad apple from the start no matter what. Even if they had given him everything he wanted he still would have gone bad."}
+{"text":"If Palpatine had defeated Windu on the fight before Anakin barged in Anakin would have fought Palpatine and would have either lost and died or would have apprehended him. He wouldn´t have turned if he had been free to do as he wanted. The whole situation had to happen as it did to meet the conditions for Anakin´s fall. Windu is the last one standing because that´s what Palpatine wanted. He probably foresaw the events or had some knowledge of the prophecy the Jedi lacked. We will never know, what it´s clear is that the whole thing was under his control the whole time."}
+{"text":"Were that the case, he wouldn’t have sold Palps out to the council when he discovered that he was a Sith. That in spite of the fact that Palps kept offering him candy while the Jedi had done nothing but look down on him."}
+{"text":"Kdrama General - Figh-ting Edition Previous thread Charts: Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01U Thriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n Older dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckyS Torrents: Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw"}
+{"text":"gibs me DAT Lady Han, I pledge my life to you and our family."}
+{"text":"but for real, isn't Song Kang still single and he just finished his military service? Lady Han, get to baby making with your Nevertheless costar and have beautiful babies. I'll be your #1 fan."}
+{"text":"Kim Terry is time to pay the bills, pick a fucking script already"}
+{"text":"90% of it is written by women for women If you need help transitioning you are in the wrong thread, faggot"}
+{"text":"JOSH?!"}
+{"text":"The into the wild guy died for a very similar reason. could have just followed the river and found a bridge. he decided to swim half way across the river and then turn back, the literal worst thing he could have done. was dead not long after"}
+{"text":"i'm only posting in this thread to remind zoomers that this type of found footage movie hadn't really been made before which is part of why it was such a big deal"}
+{"text":"My friends and I thought this movie was real (it was marketed as irl found footage) so we took guns and a tent to the forest. Had the time of my life shooting trees whilst yelling “FUCK YOU BITCH WITCH!” Good times."}
+{"text":"allowing homos to steal perfectly normal words That’s on you."}
+{"text":"By the time the map was gone they were trapped by the witch. Sort of like how Silent Hill has the foggy world."}
+{"text":"Why is this movie so fucking horny?"}
+{"text":"OP here. /thread. Kek'd harder at this than I've kek'd at anything on 4chan."}
+{"text":"Undiscovered Country literally had Spock mind-raping another Vulcan."}
+{"text":"there is literally a space vagina inside Vger when spock does his spacewalk wtf this movie was rated G when it came out in 1979"}
+{"text":"Star Trek 4 had a giant black cock that came to earth to talk to whales."}
+{"text":"Roddenberry duh"}
+{"text":"The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wall At least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is there looking for them to eat them or something, not just them STANDING because it may be confused for a silly prank"}
+{"text":"imagine going on a camping date with her in the forest"}
+{"text":"I believe that was the short timeframe kids were most likely to check other channels and maybe stay there. it was tik tok esque attention grabbing before its time, but they really put a lot of effort in. they probably didn't realize subway surfers would suffice"}
+{"text":"But the cameraman forgot to pan to the left and the scene was not reshot. damn that must have been frustrating as hell. like picrel. Sigourney Weaver made the shot, cool. but if you watch the behind-the-scenes footage, Ron Perlman immediately breaks character and cheers. they just had to edit around it."}
+{"text":"if you're like me, you probably had more imagination when you were younger and your mind filled in more of the blanks than it does now. I still have a fondness for the movie, though"}
+{"text":"Welcome... to SeaBassic Park!"}
+{"text":"that's a big sea bass"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I didn't like a Lynch film Wtf dude? Did you even try watching it on acid bro Top kek, why are midwit Lynch druggies like this?"}
+{"text":"Have you tried drinking heavily? Honestly, I am not trying to be an asshole. Do you exercise? There are old wive's tales of people just dying because they don't sleep but I can't believe a person doesn't pass out. Come to Quincy, brother, I will get you so drunk you will sleep for 16 hours, 200% money back guarantee."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I didn't like a Lynch film Wtf dude? Did you even try watching it while unconscious?"}
+{"text":"I am thirdie. So don't know any hypnotists here. But I think I'll get my blood work done and start from there. One of my friends cured their insom ia with a testosterone boost. It's worth a shot."}
+{"text":"There weren't any filler episodes in season 1 you dumbass."}
+{"text":"I don't drink and I am sure we are from different countries. Anyway, at this point I'll try anything weed, alcohol, etc... I am physically sick from the insomnia. I used to exercise but I had a back injury then I stopped. Too depressed and too poor to afford a high protein diet anyway."}
+{"text":"bimbo milf ali later HOLYSHIT"}
+{"text":"oh ok satan"}
+{"text":"Makes sense. I remember her being almost completely flat in heroes."}
+{"text":"I am willing to pay an untold amount of money to watch these two lez out for a full hour in sweaty, passionate sex, either in-character or out of character."}
+{"text":"God I'd do this woman at every stage of her career."}
+{"text":"that's pretty much all of them"}
+{"text":"What's next for Jonathan Bailey's career?"}
+{"text":"I watched Jurassic World Rebirth, couldn’t tell he was gay."}
+{"text":"me in the bag"}
+{"text":"Successful gay actors know you actually play the point of a role, not just using roles to look pretty and inject gay subtext as \"rebellion\" when it's irrelevant or downplaying more relevant points about the role. Missing the larger points is why people are tired of gayslop infecting every subject."}
+{"text":"Boomers says shit like this but would start hating on Dicaprio if he came out of the closet today."}
+{"text":"all actors get fucked in the ass so it’s a pointless distinction"}
+{"text":"Terrible, yes, but great."}
+{"text":"I feel like a lot of anonymous and even non anonymous debate is I'm being wilfully obtuse"}
+{"text":"Implying etymology, the origin of words, doesn't delineate intent Nta but you're retarded"}
+{"text":"Esl-kun, I..."}
+{"text":"How come John Hurt wasn't cast for any of the Harry Potter movies, he seems like he could've been a character."}
+{"text":"They changed the original title from Philopsher Stone to Sorcerer Stone because publishers correctly assumed that Americans were too dumb and didnt know what Philopsher meant Fify"}
+{"text":"Does he ever play someone that's not a cunt?"}
+{"text":"He wasn't a cunt in Deadwood. He was a fag though."}
+{"text":"His character in Deadwood was only a bit of a cunt"}
+{"text":"super troopers man"}
+{"text":"been looking for a recording of his Titus Andronicus\" for years must be amazing"}
+{"text":"He was a good guy in The Long Kiss Goodnight but he was still cranky and sarcastic"}
+{"text":"It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know."}
+{"text":"Women really are fucking worthless when left to their own devices."}
+{"text":"Just don't get obese and be generally nice, some dude will find that attractive and its a wrap."}
+{"text":"being with a non-virgin Why would any man ever do this to himself?"}
+{"text":"make big hollywood blockbuster movie about how everything is men's fault still pause your movie so your roastie-insert can complain about women being blamed for everything"}
+{"text":"he thinks it's sbout what men want You lost before you even began."}
+{"text":"Space Nazis edition previously on /trek/:"}
+{"text":"I am more concerned with eating cereal dry without milk."}
+{"text":"The logistics are too complicated with canadian bagged milk"}
+{"text":"You deserve it. Tripfags get the rope, Nar ag Tim Tam."}
+{"text":"I almost never post with my trip anymore, though. Are you trying to get me to become a more cancerous poster or something? I suppose I can try"}
+{"text":"This feels like a forced meme based off ignorance."}
+{"text":"Hotel?"}
+{"text":"I will never forgive him for replacing that cute oz chick"}
+{"text":"HE DID NOT CHECK TRIVAGO!"}
+{"text":"You are fucking stupid."}
+{"text":"Veneers?"}
+{"text":"I know a girl who kind of looks like this and she is absolutely crazy but she is also funny so I might soon be ruining my life."}
+{"text":"that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs"}
+{"text":"Vodka has no calories dude. Are you confusing it with beer?"}
+{"text":"I literally just googled the guy cause I assumed he died. Instead he's healthier and alive."}
+{"text":"ethanol has about .04 calories per ml per proof."}
+{"text":"this thing I bring up every thread? uh i just organically did that and i'm totally not OP keep doing this. posterIDs and/or flags should've been implemented on every board the second US posters became a minority."}
+{"text":"the second US posters became a minority. 10 years ago? You'd still complain"}
+{"text":"& anons make assumptions about your personality"}
+{"text":"Why did it fuck up his stomach so bad?"}
+{"text":"My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt \"weird\" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum. For me, its the obvious one. Nala."}
+{"text":"Some writer just discovered what the name of a group of sharks is"}
+{"text":"It is a pretty gnarly name."}
+{"text":"I learned it from reading Shark Wars."}
+{"text":"I'm from cape cod and never heard this before lol"}
+{"text":"Sylar kill cat"}
+{"text":"cats don't even have powers for him to ste-"}
+{"text":"supposed to be an autistic incel actually incredibly handsome and fucked Veronica Mars What were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"we've gone off the idea that autism has a 'look' to it, it's seen as politically incorrect or scientifically debunked. but of course it does. world's gone mad."}
+{"text":"david smith, the ungle tom jew"}
+{"text":"lel"}
+{"text":"This december I got dumped and it was my first relationship where I was the dumped instead of the dumper (dont recommend getting dumped, it's not fun). This thread is making me feel better about how I've managed to deal with that, despite doing shit like taking a month to get rid of the wine she brought last time she was at my place, I whenever I grabbed the bottle I went \"god, how did I fumble that\" and put it back instead of putting it in the trash. thanks anons."}
+{"text":"Always on your feet, 200k steps a week when I was working in a kitchen.. Add on top of that you're moving boiling pots around on an oil covered floor in a cramped room with other people. It's harder than most military jobs and I've seen someone get permanent scarring in one side of their face because they left an oil sprayer by an open flame for 1 min."}
+{"text":"The civvies will never get it. Semper fry comrade."}
+{"text":"Doesn't trust the government Works for the government ???"}
+{"text":"being a freelance supernaturalist doesn’t pay the bills"}
+{"text":"this fucking loser worked some bullshit office job talks like he's played mahjong with aliens at area 51"}
+{"text":"its because he works for the FBI he knows they cant be trusted"}
+{"text":"I work in the music industry and you wouldnt believe how much of it is just industry plants, or maybe you would."}
+{"text":"Not like it'd make a difference considering his activities. ?"}
+{"text":"I GAPED Ted"}
+{"text":"What did we think of Cocaine Bear? Did Elizabeth Banks do a good job directing?"}
+{"text":"Would she be playing JigShe or just directing?"}
+{"text":"I don't often accuse someone of this but you're one singular person and a shill, and why you'd shill so poorly here is beyond me, you must be new, you should demand a pay raise citing the stress these virtual conversations have caused you"}
+{"text":"It seems like viral marketing is heating up for a new Blair Witch. I could see her directing that if she doesn't land the Saw big."}
+{"text":"Nope."}
+{"text":"Fucked up that they'd pay two of you for work one person could do"}
+{"text":"Is he The Courier?"}
+{"text":"I liked it when he was just a side guy who saw what was happening on the periphery mark my words, there's going to be a stupid twist that reveals he could have potentially prevented the war himself or some other dumb shit"}
+{"text":"Texas has Fallout BOS lore that no one really care about since it's a shit game"}
+{"text":"speech checks you to death"}
+{"text":"That's not Caesar"}
+{"text":"He's the only full non-feral ghoul we've seen in the show I think, the only difference between him and the fallout 4 ghouls is the eyes"}
+{"text":"the writer's barely disguised fetish"}
+{"text":"Goddess"}
+{"text":"50ft woman remake lame cgi instead of kino forced perspective hope the growth scene is good though"}
+{"text":"Just need extreme close ups and claymation people"}
+{"text":"I love that scene. I love thinking about her beautiful body breaking down in that prehistoric monster's stomach and being turned into dinosaur doo doo. I love that he's character was engaged and that her fiance will have to get a phone call telling him \"Sorry sir, your girl got eaten by a mosasaur, she's definitely chunks of awuatic shit floating in the aquarium now \" Maybe they even find the engagement ring still on a mushy poop and bone finger in the tank. That would be just swell."}
+{"text":"claymation now I want a claymation growth scene. the thought of a doll getting more and more clay around her whilst getting bigger is very hot."}
+{"text":"Nice of him to do a video with his great granddaughter."}
+{"text":"I think it's kind of cute. Wild eyebrows on him though."}
+{"text":"Coppola would never"}
+{"text":"made me smile I still think he's a hack"}
+{"text":"Dr Pavel. I'm CIA"}
+{"text":"Cast him"}
+{"text":"What are some Christian esoteric kinos?"}
+{"text":"Strange visitors in ancient texts are often depicted with red hair."}
+{"text":"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. What did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Beat me to it."}
+{"text":"Logically, I assumed he's just fucking with Marty in a last-ditch effort to manipulate him since he sees him as a retarded child. However, it's a better story if he's actually a vampire and Safdie just threw that in there for a laugh"}
+{"text":"Subtle reference to this guy"}
+{"text":"I wont watch this movie because he is in it"}
+{"text":"this plus Sinners are a new genre where you make a grounded drama for 70% of the running time, then just throw vampires or werewolves in at the end and tell the media its a metaphor for some bullshit, idk, imperialism or whatever. screencap this post, the 2027 awards season is going to be suffocated with this shit."}
+{"text":"The average quality of the Late Night Comedy genre goes to absolute shit when Bill Maher and Real Time are on break and Jimmy Kimmel is still on the air. The good news is that Real Time is confirmed for seasons 24 and 25 but it feels like it is going to be a very long wait for 24..."}
+{"text":"Bill Maher shits all over him. No wonder they are feuding."}
+{"text":"You have to give Bill Maher credit for basically publicly calling out Kimmel and his wife on his show."}
+{"text":"Is this really the best young Hollywood can do right now?"}
+{"text":"I am shocked this thread is still up. Snoodtranny must've ACK!'d himself. SAD!"}
+{"text":"pretty green eyes"}
+{"text":"isn't she 25?"}
+{"text":"Child coded"}
+{"text":"After appearances in legacy franchises like Star Wars (Solo), Willow (TV Series), MCU (Falcon & Winter Soldier) & now the \"28\" Film Series (Bone Temple) it appears things are only heating up more for the 27 year old starlet! What's next for her /TV/?"}
+{"text":"She's second from left in the pic btw"}
+{"text":"starlet Surely there is nobody under the age of 35 in this image"}
+{"text":"ITT: Dishonest Filmmaking"}
+{"text":"This pretty warehouse would cost easily 10 billy to construct adjusted for inflation. The same as an aircraft carrier or a world-class massive skyscraper. I'm glad it exists but there's a reason why they don't make them like they used to and it's not to spite Chuds."}
+{"text":"Macron is such a globohomo evil faggot, holy shit."}
+{"text":"I think this whole movie was filmed in one abandoned warehouse they also dressed up as a parking garage/house when needed"}
+{"text":"dishonest shitposting"}
+{"text":"snarky girlboss talk to the legate"}
+{"text":"Redlettermedia's skits have weirdly large budgets these days."}
+{"text":"ghouls are all going to be feral or need drugs Not true at all."}
+{"text":"pissi cuckitini"}
+{"text":"THEY DIDNT HAVE FLATTOPS IN POSTAPOCALYPTIC ROME!!!"}
+{"text":"Why don't they rape her. Caesar's legions loved to rape women during the Gallic campaign. I have never played a Fallout game."}
+{"text":"what happened to the male gaze?"}
+{"text":"But there are many options. Use a body double, use cgi, use pushup bras and stuffed panties. They did that for Cameron Diaz, they used double for Margaret Qualley, cgi for all avatar actors who obviously don't body match the characters they reference. There's no excuse."}
+{"text":"i'n convinced she is a mossad asset if sorts"}
+{"text":"This is not true. My ex girlfriend used to grab my butt during sex and it was just awkward. She just wanted to make me feel weird. It's completely gay to even want anything to do with your butt be it with a man or a woman. The male butt, my butt specifically, is sacred territory not to be tarnished by impure sexual thoughts or acts. If you think anything else other than this, then you are a homosexual. That's it."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Is he just rubbing her butt? Kek, she probably farted on him"}
+{"text":"IT'S DUNK"}
+{"text":"Why does those webm never work"}
+{"text":"You know, for kids."}
+{"text":"Not sure if it’s weirder that they got Pacino to do this movie or that he didn’t phone it in"}
+{"text":"my thoughts on ASOIAF"}
+{"text":"Kino will never be the same."}
+{"text":"i have LG and they won't support it apparently"}
+{"text":"Amazon still support it, as do AppleTV+. I don't know what percentage of TVs sold are Samsung, but I'd imagine it's still pretty high. Dunno why streaming services don't just offer both formats."}
+{"text":"Samsung is the bestselling TV brand, but yeah, their premium HDR is not nearly as widely used as Dolby Vision. The whole reason they use HDR10 is that it's free, and for Dolby Vision they'd have to pay Dolby a royalty. When you put it that way I wonder why other manufacturers don't support it in their TVs. Not this year at least. I'd guess next year's models probably will."}
+{"text":"Knowing Dolby they likely designed Vision in such a way that there's a time-saving through line from how the studios master for real theaters that translates directly to the home theater spec"}
+{"text":"That makes sense. DV is prevalent enough that it would pretty much stop me from considering a Samsung when I'm ready to upgrade. I do love my LG, I only have minor nitpicks, but I might look at a Sony for my next TV since they apparently have the best image processing, and their TVs are the gold standard for picture accuracy out of the box."}
+{"text":"She should star in a Tarantino movie. I'd watch that."}
+{"text":"eating red meat is as bad for you as smoking oy vey!"}
+{"text":"t. rob"}
+{"text":"Dunno about \"as bad\" or not, but it's still bad. It's scientifically proven. Not just red meat. Shit you drink on regular like energy drinks, or fizzy drinks. All the garbage you eat. All that are carcinogens. I'll smoke as much as I want until it interferes with my daily life. I smoke like 10 cigs a day and never had an issue. Do checkups every year I'm healthy as a bull. All males in my family smoked. NO ONE had ANY CANCER related to smoking. My grandpa died of prostate cancer, another one with dementia. I WILL consume tobacco."}
+{"text":"I don't get why people always talk about cancer with cigarettes as if the main concerns weren't the shitty smell and the tar in your lungs. It also dulls your sense of smell and of taste and it does a variety of other bad things to your body. Yeah plenty of people still get to a ripe old age despite smoking, but that hardly says much when people live past 80 while being obese nowadays. Cigarettes are obviously unhealthy in many ways, you are free to choose to smoke them anyway and take the risk (like you said it's unlikely to straight up kill you) but I for one am happy that it has become less common and more regulated because being in an enclosed space full of smokers is fucking disgusting and having to breath in their second hand shit makes me feel ill"}
+{"text":"Really pretty but has the body of a high school girl that hasn't reached puberty yet, but I guess this is a pro among producers."}
+{"text":"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR"}
+{"text":"Fucking hell."}
+{"text":"I'll look into it"}
+{"text":"regular politician is somehow more loathsome and contempible than the roving gang of drug-dealing murderer cops They truly are vile creatures"}
+{"text":"Doesn't yell for help when the cops were outside I don't want to victim blame but the junkies would have run not shot him"}
+{"text":"I'll suck it."}
+{"text":"assinvader"}
+{"text":"Avatar 3 is incredible and I will be seeing it again this week because a great action movie probably won't be released until Avatar 4. Is JimC basically the only good director still working?"}
+{"text":"Who, the director of Piranha 2?"}
+{"text":"I'm glad you found a purpose in life, even if it is sucking shit from an ass."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's him."}
+{"text":"Do you like blue girls Me, I fuckin love them Those bluggers"}
+{"text":"Michael Bay's directing career died because of redditors, so Jimmy's the only one left capable of epic action"}
+{"text":"I'm so old... this country ain't for me..."}
+{"text":"he didn't say that"}
+{"text":"bruh shut yo cryin dumb ass up this aint sheit you just a bitch"}
+{"text":"so there’s “No” “Country” “For” “Old” “Men”? ha i get it even if these other idiots don’t"}
+{"text":"This is the part where the whole thing makes sense... because it isn't... \"No Country for Old Man\""}
+{"text":"this scene makes a lot more sense once you realize his wife is just a figment of his imagination"}
+{"text":"Kim Basinger in a Feb 27, 2025 Variety interview, on her *8 Mile* scenes with Eminem: ‘When Marshall and I started doing these really heavy tough scenes, I remember saying, “This is only a movie. We’re only pretending, but we have to go for it. Let’s just go for it. I’m going to say some things and it’s going to be horrible and I’m going to keep saying them and they’re going to come out of my mouth. I think we were kind of like two fighters in a ring,” she says of playing the abusive single mother. “To have someone that talented and to have someone that you would have thought had a huge ego, would puff up himself and have an entourage and everything around him, he had some of the nicest people surrounding him that I’ve ever known. There’s nobody in the world like him.”’"}
+{"text":"I don't care how good or bad an actress she is, she earned that lactating titty jiggle Oscar for \"LA Confidential\""}
+{"text":"Gassing him up, jfc"}
+{"text":"absolutely"}
+{"text":"Real Kim was really fucking hot in her day"}
+{"text":"deleted scene or outtake?"}
+{"text":"If you havent seen this you shouldnt be allowed to post here or anywhere else"}
+{"text":"ayy lmao"}
+{"text":"Go watch Nukie first"}
+{"text":"Fuck you."}
+{"text":"Shove your uncslop up your ass old bitch"}
+{"text":"Not the webm I thought it was but I don't know what I have the kid going off the cliff webm saved as."}
+{"text":"so basically, the smartest people working the most difficult jobs are actually morons. Anyways, time for me to go back to my job making marvelslop that my film exec parents got me (nepobaby). Did I mention I’m a drug addict?"}
+{"text":"wall street the smartest people working the most difficult jobs"}
+{"text":"PETER PRINCIPLE, look it up. Ayn Rand was right about how eventually management diverges from labor to be an extremely hostile dynamic of exploitation."}
+{"text":"Makers of these \"exposes\" don't put their money where their mouth is. Limited hangouts = PR"}
+{"text":"three eights that's his height"}
+{"text":"remote austrian the fuck does that mean?"}
+{"text":"What are your favorite movies for small talk with new people?"}
+{"text":"Bloodsport"}
+{"text":"Caligula"}
+{"text":"fixed"}
+{"text":"Non-American here, what's the best thing to get at Raising Cane's?"}
+{"text":"I'm a nordick snownigger so small talk doesn't exist"}
+{"text":"was he really so strong despite having no legs"}
+{"text":"gdp minus datacenters is hovering around 0%"}
+{"text":"how much seamen should a captain have?"}
+{"text":"Keira was 17 in the 1st movie and 16 in Dr Zhivago when she had a sex sex scene where she was naked and 15 in The Hole where she was topless and also a scene where she went into the boys locker room and showers and several of them were full frontal nude in front of her. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts? I'm going to have a wank now"}
+{"text":"That's gay"}
+{"text":"CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY"}
+{"text":"he won't watch the highest rated narrative miniseries of 2025 because emotions are for women and he hates his mother or something idk"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"why do you think you deserve an answer? you’re like an indian demanding to be knowing what movie is the better than barehanabashi 2006 which is to be having the 9.8 on the imdb. we know you “people” vastly overrate shit from your own countries anywhere you can establish a dominant online presence. Also after having seen some Korean media (mostly Chan-wook Park movies) I can’t get over the general disgust in hearing your language. His movies have very distinct variations between verbal mannerisms of the characters and most of the characters are low/zero class, so ending everything with that mouth-agape slackjawed “waaah” makes sense. But once you get away from Park more and more characters vocalize that way and it’s just annoying, all the characters sound like they’re retarded."}
+{"text":"The fact it’s bad is what makes it bad."}
+{"text":"Chernobyl, Deadwood, The Terror, The Young Pope, Generation Kill. It's true Asian entertainment has a general lack of masculinity and gravitas. Even their videogames have lost all of their hotblood. Korea is probably the leader in being fully feminized. Their women seem very weak, so I don't know why we should all bow down and worship them."}
+{"text":"You know what.. He's more right than wrong."}
+{"text":"Byl Holte didn't create anything."}
+{"text":"He missed Transformers, Halo, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Doom, Warhammer, Gears of War off the top of my head"}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"wtf is this"}
+{"text":"The Flash"}
+{"text":"GO GREEN RANGER GO!"}
+{"text":"Burai dies Tommy lives and become the leader Shiro Izumi is alive and well Jason David Frank killed himself Funny how things work"}
+{"text":"In retrospect, this is a pretty great \"Tommy's last battle,\" all things considered."}
+{"text":"This really just isn't ever happening, is it? They really missed the chance to release this either in the last wave of Rangers nostalgia or after the news of his death."}
+{"text":"What was his name again?"}
+{"text":"Fitting because she got \"crushed\" in a car accident"}
+{"text":"brother says some fucked up shit about life being pointless and waiting to die and his penis not working lmao"}
+{"text":"this was a great docukino"}
+{"text":"We never meet Bob's sisters because they refused to be interviewed and you almost get the sense they were dull straitlaced women"}
+{"text":"It's interesting how mental illness manifests differently in men and women. Most mental illness passes down through the female line, because the men who are severely deranged just don't manage to procreate, but the women will often still end up being courted and getting married and having kids. One of Robert's sisters was an alcoholic if I recall correctly. There was/is a fan website where Robert wrote a few articles about his family members and gives more information than what's in the movie. I don't remember what it was called now."}
+{"text":"incorrect. If anon was a fucked up autist unable to sympathize with people he would be unable to sympathize and therefore couldn't have given that answer"}
+{"text":"TAKE IT ALL"}
+{"text":"This show is comfy as fuck. Nothing like snuggling up with the gf, fast forwarding the shitty challenges, and spouting half baked theories about bigbrain theories. Shame that this seasons basically over as the traitors has btfo everyone. Seems the only hope is the Rachel/Stephen combo being so obvious, they're all just riding em to the final, and we've been editfaced."}
+{"text":"It's a very bare bones version of the mafia or werewolf game, of which as you say there are many roles making gameplay more tactical and above all, interesting."}
+{"text":"It's part of the design of the game that traitors kill the smart players, so you'll usually have dummies in the end game"}
+{"text":"if you're going to name a traitor and stake your whole game on it, maybe don't throw four other names into the mix"}
+{"text":"They've been much better at voting out Traitors than the Celebs were."}
+{"text":"Yeah she absolutely cracked under pressure towards the end. Iirc she ended up panicky spluttering out that she thinks there's 5 traitors or something ridiculous."}
+{"text":"agua mineral con burbujas"}
+{"text":"vodka martini... agitado...no revuelto... por favor"}
+{"text":"There ain't no low-bows"}
+{"text":"ain't no bull sharks"}
+{"text":"I ain't no bitch chef"}
+{"text":"gimme an Ultra and a shot of tequila"}
+{"text":"New we wuz just dropped"}
+{"text":"Ted Danson used to lick this thing's pussy. Hollywood is truly a sick place full of sick people."}
+{"text":"Yes. That's who always does the WE WUZing"}
+{"text":"Oh thank God you were here to correct the record. I almost had to think for myself for a minute"}
+{"text":"wikipedia this"}
+{"text":"politicians being backstabbers You don't say? And wasn't it Hitler who stripped Goring of all his offices? He still had the balls to face the subsequent kangaroo court. Hitler had V2 rockets and Sarin gas, he could've exterminated London with this, but chose no to go the WMD route. If he was so serious about fighting to the last man why was this the case? West Germany sheltered tons of nazis and quickly became Europe's strongest economy again. Up to the 1960s any German who wanted could easily leave East Germany and migrate to the west. Why should they have chosen the different route, where they resist to the last, Germany entirely being eradicated from the map? The latter might have been more \"honorable\", but clearly the former was more appealing and rational. It's easier for shitholes like Afghanistan that have literally nothing to lose."}
+{"text":"Calls her brother a nigger right in front of her She still fucks him"}
+{"text":"Calogero and Jane forever"}
+{"text":"they had good chemistry i wonder if he tapped that choco taco"}
+{"text":"On December 20, 2009, Brittany Murphy died at age 32 under disputed circumstances. The coroner's verdict stated that the cause of death was pneumonia, exacerbated by anemia and addiction to several prescription medications. Five months after her death, her husband, Simon Monjack, died of the same causes as her."}
+{"text":"what would they mention, how she's dead now?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"She was a very sexy woman. That mischievous glint in her eye."}
+{"text":"Aids"}
+{"text":"which medications was she addicted to?"}
+{"text":"I've recently started watching Japanese and Korean variety shows. Why is this kind of show so popular in Asia but nonexistent in America?"}
+{"text":"The other part is that Americans really like bending the rules as much as possible. If you watch things like the MTV version of Silent Library, you can see them trying their best to get out of punishments in a non-endearing way. It's a cultural thing."}
+{"text":"The grind of their \"stand up\" is much longer, cos the concept of apprenticeship + comedy as a skill/craft is dead in US (due to the pump + dump mentality driven by pure hype that deindustrialization devolved into?) They actually have to be funny and have some kind of group dynamic to keep ppl watching."}
+{"text":"Its this. Its why the OG Japanese iron chef is amazing and the western spins offs are garbage"}
+{"text":"You're judging an entire country based on an MTV show? Then the people calling for abiding by the laws + dissing a 2-tiered justice are an extreme minority? Ignorant or psyop shill."}
+{"text":"Nigger, have you ever watched mutts get arrested? You were going 75 in a 25 and are clearly intoxicated. MUH FREEZE PEACH! MUH RIGHTS! MUH LAWSUIT! We saw that dumb cunt get deservedly domed in Minnesota and mutts still try to justify her dumbass"}
+{"text":"Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?"}
+{"text":"russia is the most fake trad country ever"}
+{"text":"Proofs?"}
+{"text":"women arent the ones watching it over there"}
+{"text":"On Kinopoisk, the Russian equivalent of Rotten Tomatoes, Heated Rivalry has a rating of 8.6; Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, listed as the two most popular series on the platform, both have ratings of 8.3."}
+{"text":"anyone watching this faggot trash is too stupid to pirate Except for butt piracy, of course. Turd burglary and ass banditry. Hersey-highway robbery."}
+{"text":"YOU GRAPED HER YOU UNALIVED HER CHILDREN"}
+{"text":"Extremely grim."}
+{"text":"being disrespectful as fuck to actual victims for shekels is now chudcore Grim…"}
+{"text":"saying this while sounding like a 4chan AI bot i'm sorry is this a comedy bit? where the cameras at?"}
+{"text":"concern trolling about the sanctity of death and rape on 4chan of all places Damn, /tv/ really got its balls cut off in the past few years huh..."}
+{"text":"I have nearly 600 contributions to IMDB. NGL tho sometimes when I'm bored I'll go make up random plausible sounding trivia for a TV show or movie just to see how prolific it gets. One has over 1,000 likes and one has made it on over a dozen 'movie facts' lists lol"}
+{"text":"Aesthetics is dead. But I thought le good guys won the culture war??"}
+{"text":"modern ST can't do sets that look like tangible spaces that real people live in. Everything looks like a sci-fi themed nightclub"}
+{"text":"If the system that holds the nacelles in place gets damaged do they just float off into space?"}
+{"text":"Paramount belongs to the technojew who's going to rule over Gaza. The purpose of that company isn't to make money it's to keep the goyim sedated."}
+{"text":"100% of that show is an eyesore. And it literally would be on the eyes. Everything and everyone looks horrid."}
+{"text":"Oof, it's like those japs who thought they were still fighting ww2 like 20 years after the war ended."}
+{"text":"Play John Maus"}
+{"text":"Play death grips"}
+{"text":"Guillotine!"}
+{"text":"play the theme from the X-Files"}
+{"text":"There's my teacher. I think I'll fuck with him."}
+{"text":"What’s next for Jacob Tremblay?"}
+{"text":"That better be his father"}
+{"text":"DUDE, MAGIC IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY REAL AND NOT JUST TRICKS LMAO"}
+{"text":"this anon knows"}
+{"text":"The Illusionist is about getting Biel's butt"}
+{"text":"I could see it being a trick but how do you explain the dead body getting bale arrested?"}
+{"text":"Essentially correct"}
+{"text":"It was Joe Root."}
+{"text":"MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY"}
+{"text":"What a little slut"}
+{"text":"This was insanely racist looking back"}
+{"text":"MY GYM PARTNER’S A NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"}
+{"text":"I wish I could go back to that time. Or even earlier."}
+{"text":"At least no one voted for him"}
+{"text":"Honestly ? he was mediocre, there are worse in the American Tolkien books..."}
+{"text":"surprisingly good for a sketch character turned long form. I can't think of anything else that did it as well Wayne's World?"}
+{"text":"God you're very right. I didn't have snl growing up, so I genuinely forgot. goes to show how good they did it because I loved that film having never seen a sketch until after"}
+{"text":"Mr. Bean is an alien."}
+{"text":"She was in milk truk kino where some guy drinks her booby milk on a train Confirmed canon by the cartoon"}
+{"text":"brown uncslop"}
+{"text":"this movie was p fucking cool"}
+{"text":"it was an origin story that came out 5 years later than it should have there should have been stuff set post-Fury Road in it, because the movie had zero stakes"}
+{"text":"she was the only good thing about it."}
+{"text":"the war rig and bullet farm scenes blew me away, not to sound like a fag and I thought the costumes and vehicles were badass"}
+{"text":"not to sound like a fag You zoomies can't seem to help it."}
+{"text":"Rumor is it's Nova."}
+{"text":"Nigga they boutta make Doomsday sybau"}
+{"text":"Who is still watching this shit?"}
+{"text":"That's actually a good question. Where is Marvel's current audience?"}
+{"text":"When Rhomann Dey, the last surviving member of planet Xandar's elite peacekeeping force, the Nova Corps, is dying, he selects New York student Richard Rider to replace him. Rider is given the uniform and powers of a Nova Centurion, but little instruction on how to use them. Calling himself Nova, Rider becomes a superhero. When the Nova Corps is reformed, he receives the rank of Centurion Prime. Rider is summoned to Xandar when the Nova Corps is mobilized to respond to the Annihilation Wave, an invading force from the Negative Zone led by Annihilus. The wave decimates Xandar and the Nova Corps in a surprise attack. As the only surviving centurion, Rider makes contact with the Xandarian Worldmind, a living supercomputer that oversees Xander and regulates the Nova Force. The Worldmind uploads itself and the entire Nova Force into Rider, greatly enhancing his abilities. During the Annihilation War, Rider takes command of the alliance against Annihilus and resists the Wave's advance across the galaxy for a year, then leads a small team into the Wave's conquered territory and eventually engages Annihilus in personal combat, killing him."}
+{"text":"I quite like him, he seems like a decent chappie in interviews."}
+{"text":"The 90s stockbrokers jews ripping off dumb rich people was more entertaining than the autistic sperg jew funded by DARPA."}
+{"text":"The wolf of wallstreet was more entertaining but I think the social network is a better film."}
+{"text":"SOOOORRRY MY PRADA IS AT THE CLEANER'S"}
+{"text":"The Social Network is a far better movie I don't even know why you're comparing them. It's like comparing Andrew Tate to John Pierpont Morgan. A better comparison would be Faceberg Movie vs. Ligma Movie, but I still think the Social Network clears, as quotable as \"I play the orchestra\" is."}
+{"text":"his project no he is very clearly obsessed with success at any cost, the project is a side thing that he doesnt even want to monetize because it would lose popularity."}
+{"text":"Batman's statement is 100% correct. Making it incorrect requires changing the parameters of the statement."}
+{"text":"Why are you terminally direction-brained?"}
+{"text":"oh brother"}
+{"text":"What if I kill seven killers"}
+{"text":"Honestly the better explanation for why he doesn’t kill is because he is a vigilante and killing to many criminals will bring major heat from the law on him as he is not an agent of the justice system and doesn’t have the authority to kill"}
+{"text":"i kill 2 killers"}
+{"text":"check the early life section on Wikipedia Every time."}
+{"text":"famous Israeli Natalie Herhlasg is jewish?"}
+{"text":"seethe stupid faggot"}
+{"text":"Gets 3 million dollars (more coming later) Is old as fuck His only hobby is reading the newspaper Hates being outside What exactly was chuck going to do with all that money?"}
+{"text":"He didn't want the money, he wanted Howard to back down and stop trying to force him into retirement. Then he would just drop the lawsuit."}
+{"text":"331 Days Until DOOMSDAY"}
+{"text":"oh i wasn't aware this was /tv/ - Theme Parks"}
+{"text":"What's the point of hiring RDJ if hes not actually going to \"appear\"? You could replace him with anyone else and it would be fine. Half his appeal is his looks"}
+{"text":"He's very obviously going to show his face. Disney did not pay him $100 million dollars for doomsday and secret wars to NOT show his face. Sure in the poster he will have likely have his mask on but at some point during the marketing he will show his face."}
+{"text":"its not like disney is going to stop paying him before the movie premiers"}
+{"text":"retconning the spider-man 2 sacrifice is a shit decision. yes he got fixed in no way home but he also got fixed in spider-man 2 that's what made the sacrifice possible in the first place."}
+{"text":"ACTION STATIONS ACTION STATIONS SET CONDITION ONE THROUGHOUT THE THREAD"}
+{"text":"Thats not the fucking saying you cunt!"}
+{"text":"There will never be another show that scratches the same itch as this one. It makes me sad af."}
+{"text":"GAIAS BALTAR??????????????"}
+{"text":"Kino."}
+{"text":"...keep jumping..."}
+{"text":"Sansha! Pleash!"}
+{"text":"Trying to pit arya against sansa was incredibly stupid. He wouldn't have done this and would have courted her to be an ally. The writers knew audiences blamed him for the rape and felt he should get his comeuppance."}
+{"text":"I did it all for the nookie!"}
+{"text":"collective troll's remorse"}
+{"text":"That was a pretty cool intro after all these years. Didnt care for the song but it was alright."}
+{"text":"we got fucked every which way possible and are still getting fucked."}
+{"text":"THE NOOKIE!"}
+{"text":"been listening to korn self-titled album lately aged like fine wine"}
+{"text":"those jagged lines appear more smooth on a CRT. Too bad that HD and anisotropic filtering capable GPU's were already in the market when VHS died"}
+{"text":"Does the VCR even work The people who buy this will never know because they were born after dvd became the standard"}
+{"text":"$400 doesn't even have stereo sound FUCKING LOL you can get actual combo crts for like $20"}
+{"text":"really? i was checking ebay out of curiosity and i found a bunch for parts or partially working for a couple hundred, nothing under $50 unless it was totally dead"}
+{"text":"Based nana."}
+{"text":"Looking back, it's really not that bad of a pizza, I'd say."}
+{"text":"All pizza is good in the same way all chicken nuggets are good. Both are broadly palatable, simple foods that shouldn't be made into something they're not. Exactly. Similarly, you could get 5 or 6 nuggets and an energy drink. It fills the same niche."}
+{"text":"would murder that after back day"}
+{"text":"for me it's my mom's homemade pizza from back in the day. we didn't really know what actual pizza was, we just saw it in American movies and tried to copy it. the dough was huge, like 8cm of thick yeast batter, loaded with champignons, ham, and ketchup. sounds cursed to foodies now, but that was pure soul. good times."}
+{"text":"That reminds me of what my mom used to do. She would call me the worst mistake of her life while she was drinking and even the few times I remember her sober."}
+{"text":"sounds like a fine woman, a good woman, except for the drinking, and the hating your guts"}
+{"text":"Cavillbros, be honest. He was shit."}
+{"text":"starts going bald no more roles is hair literally the most important thing for a man?"}
+{"text":"Would you accept Jason Statham as Superman?"}
+{"text":"He doesn't get roles because he's a sperg autist weirdo despite looking like a chad. All of his GFs were 5/10 and below. So he's probably a fag as well. He was the best looking Superman that's for sure. Before they CGI'd his mustache."}
+{"text":"I would have found my book in the first week."}
+{"text":"When considering the lore Non-chalantly ruins over 20 years of established primary lore Nothing more than nostalgia-gooning the audience When excluding the lore and considering it as a TV show contrived convenient plot elements to force the story along (a sign of lazy writers who can't keep a cohesive story together) reddit humor out the ass, especially during scenes that should have a character in fear for their safety frequently retcons even its own lore"}
+{"text":"aren't you grateful to be alive so you can slowly lose everything and then eventually die making all of this pointless?"}
+{"text":"tranny"}
+{"text":"Der Jude"}
+{"text":"Needs a movie with her liberating prime beach real estate."}
+{"text":"gives millions of young boys a midriff obsession"}
+{"text":"More like der CUTE!"}
+{"text":"oy vey"}
+{"text":"Wait you were supposed to root for this faggot?"}
+{"text":"sup fool"}
+{"text":"No? In the Iliad it's clear that everyone hates Paris, even the Trojans themselves"}
+{"text":"When Greeks are present in any media you are supposed to root for the Greeks. Conversely you should always make sure to spit on any turkroach you see"}
+{"text":"is that a brick wall?"}
+{"text":"Troy was a great movie and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't"}
+{"text":"This guy could have been a better antagonist than Anakin if jk had IQ."}
+{"text":"Harry Potter would have been good if it was written by a man."}
+{"text":"Who are those ...people.. behind him?"}
+{"text":"antagonist You don't understand what that word means"}
+{"text":"anakin wasnt a bad guy though the jedi were evil, and the galaxy needed order the new republic would've collapsed in 2 seconds if it weren't for the framework the empire laid"}
+{"text":"blacks could be anywhere"}
+{"text":"Dead actors can now be used by jeets in AI to create videos & short movies What does this mean for the film industry /tv/?"}
+{"text":"Only pursues kingship to get elven pussy Here’s your masculine archetype bro"}
+{"text":"Too late. You're on the watchlist now"}
+{"text":"She couldnt resist the BNC"}
+{"text":"Does he really think we should expect some guy to magically show up and solve all our problems? Don’t tell him about the mandate of heaven"}
+{"text":"forgetting about silent hill, eh?"}
+{"text":"no, they are both healing after the war and come to understand they want a life of peace after Faramir fought for his land and Eowyn fought for honor."}
+{"text":"We need an evil character, what should we call him? Uhhh, how about Adoph...us? Brilliant"}
+{"text":"Elliot did a good job playing that character. One of his stronger roles"}
+{"text":"He should have been the MC of the series. The actual MC was such a faggot, non- / anti-Human supremacist scifis are shit, always."}
+{"text":"non-/anti-Human supremacist scifis are shit, always Agreed and yet the opposite are near impossible to find"}
+{"text":"Is that Karl fookin Tanner?"}
+{"text":"Exactly, I wonder why."}
+{"text":"So called humble down to earth story Insideus woke trash made by the left Every single fucking time with this bullshit. This show completely lost me, but at least they dunked on some whores at the end."}
+{"text":"What is wrong with you, you actual fucking freak?"}
+{"text":"/got/is for low IQ honosexual brownoids Perfect picture."}
+{"text":"im indian, timmy. you lost"}
+{"text":"I actually did like the scene and so far he's just quirky, but then I remember it's 2026 so the probability of that being just his personality and not a flag for latent homosexuality fast approaches zero."}
+{"text":"knights wouldn't do that"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"The main plot is the same. It's characters go to island and something happens and then it's a mission to get off 1. Grant is offered a big sum of money to check out a dinosaur island, gets lost on it and has to get off 2. Malcolm goes to a new dinosaur island, gets lost on it and has to get off 3. Grant is offered money to go dinosasur island and gets lost on it and has to get off. It became very formulaic. They just spiced up the angle enough that you didn't notice."}
+{"text":"I don't get the hate fags have for The Lost World. I thought it was the pretty good aside from that one scene where Jeff Goldblum's character's 12 year old daughter dropkicks a raptor."}
+{"text":"He wrote the 2nd book for children. He's admitted this in interviews, that he'd never considered a younger audience when writing his books, but knew a Jurassic park sequel would be read by a lot of people 18 under. He did consider writing a 3rd book, and it's highly believed concepts and ideas for it evolved into the book Prey. Since it was a new property, he was able to shop it to any movie studio and make more money this way. Essentially, Universal burned him and made JP3 anyway, and he realized the movies don't need books or his ideas to continue."}
+{"text":"I remember liking Jurassic Park 3 but I got food poisoning from the cinema snacks afterwards. So whenever I think of it I remember throwing up and lying in the bed the day after seeing it."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the correction, anon"}
+{"text":"Netflix Revamps Its Warner Bros. Bid, Seeking to Thwart Paramount Netflix will pay all cash for the $83 billion deal to acquire major parts of Warner Bros. Discovery, instead of a mix of cash and stock. By Lauren Hirsch and Benjamin Mullin Jan. 20, 2026, 7:05 a.m. ET Netflix announced on Tuesday that it had modified its December offer to acquire major parts of Warner Bros. Discovery, a rejoinder to Paramount and its chief executive, David Ellison, who is also in hot pursuit of Warner Bros. In December, Warner Bros. Discovery agreed to sell its streaming and studios business to Netflix in an $83 billion cash-and-stock deal. On Tuesday, Netflix said it would pay that sum exclusively in cash, simplifying the deal for investors who will no longer have to account for Netflix’s fluctuating stock price."}
+{"text":"Under the terms of the revised deal, Warner Bros. Discovery will reduce the debt that would have been on its cable business by $260 million. That change is designed to assuage shareholders who feared the cable business’s debt load would reduce investor appetite. Warner Bros. Discovery also outlined how it valued its cable business, with calculations ranging from $1.33 to $6.86 a share. For shareholders, that purported value would be added to the $27.75 per share value of Netflix’s offer for the rest of Warner Bros. Discovery’s business. By detailing its analysis, Warner Bros. Discovery is trying to offer a road map for investors choosing between Netflix and Paramount, which is offering $108 billion in cash for the whole company, or $30 per share. Netflix’s shift to an all-cash offer could hasten how quickly the deal is reviewed by regulators at the Securities and Exchange Commission, which could also expedite a vote on the deal by Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders. In the meantime, Paramount and Netflix are each trying to convince politicians in Washington — including President Trump — that its offer is better for Americans. Mr. Trump has said that he would be “involved” in the deal, and recently shared an editorial on social media that argued Paramount’s offer was superior. He has also offered praise for Mr. Sarandos of Netflix, calling him “a great person.” Lauren Hirsch is a Times reporter who covers deals and dealmakers in Wall Street and Washington. Benjamin Mullin reports for The Times on the major companies behind news and entertainment. Contact him securely on Signal at +1 530-961-3223 or at benjamin.mullin@nytimes.com."}
+{"text":"Dodge Brothers vs Ford has been a blight on humanity."}
+{"text":"I'm honestly not sure how this is going to shake out. Trump (Who's government needs to approve these deals) is definitely on the side of Paramount. But Netflix has a better deal (Paramount has to borrow a bunch of money to even buy WBD). Feels like this somehow go to court and we won't see a merger until after Trump is President in 2029."}
+{"text":"Netflix is the anti-christ of art"}
+{"text":"Paramount bid is for the entire company. Netflix bid is only for the studios and streaming services. Seems like Trump only wants the deal to go through because he wants his allies to own CNN. My question is why not let Netflix buy the studios and streaming, while Paramount gets CNN and the other channels?"}
+{"text":"Joseph Gordon-Levitt 100% ashkenazi jew me, 0% jew"}
+{"text":"Oprah's reckoning is coming...."}
+{"text":"they already raided the rapist pedo dyke for human trafficking. I'm not even sure Oprah is still alive."}
+{"text":"she was always anti-white and subversive. She preyed on housewives who sat on their fat asses watching daytime TV."}
+{"text":"Still would. Don't even care if the conspiracies are true."}
+{"text":"She's promoted so many actual scams on her show, it's actually amazing she hasn't been sued into bankruptcy."}
+{"text":"lel makes you think right?"}
+{"text":"Yes, my dear man, more beans"}
+{"text":"lol I quote this with my bro"}
+{"text":"is his name Lance by any chance?"}
+{"text":"How did you know?"}
+{"text":"i love doing that movie guy voice and saying \"THE FATTIIIEEESS FART 2\""}
+{"text":"How the fuck did she incept the idea to go to Montauk? That memory was erased. And why did she go there that same day? She had the procedure done before him, possibly months before. He just immediately goes there after waking up."}
+{"text":"we are horribly mismatched as a couple and both agree to delete each other from memory so it's easier to move on wait, nevermind"}
+{"text":"They didn't agree. She did it because she was mad at him, and then he did it because he was mad that she did it, and then he spends the rest of the movie regretting the decision because some memories are worth having. I think the idea is that she also regretted the decision and had a similar escaping memories being erased sequence, since they both meet up in Montauk, but the timing is a little too convenient."}
+{"text":"The mindscape scenes were awesomely creative. Terrifying when they keep avoiding revealing elijah's face."}
+{"text":"A crossover would be nice."}
+{"text":"170cm male Absolutely embarrassing."}
+{"text":"What does a hobbit have to do with Predator, and the blue thing?"}
+{"text":"This, I would be up to Predator's chin."}
+{"text":"A group of N'avi vs a pack of Predators With humans stuck in the middle and eventually team up with the N'avi and some evil humans teaming up with the Predators Directed by Craig Zahler"}
+{"text":"imagine if it was a gay porn crossover haha"}
+{"text":"Lets make it more woke and diverse."}
+{"text":"white girl who undoubtedly has retarded ass politics She is a captain that refuses to wear shoes on the bridge and acts like a toddler. Her \"Engage!\" catch phrase is \"Let's rock!\"."}
+{"text":"the \"potential audience\" that exists only in the heads of these writers guild members that got hired to fill yhe writers room quotas"}
+{"text":"I <3 Holly Hunter."}
+{"text":"Her \"Engage!\" catch phrase is \"Let's rock!\". Kindness is the new …"}
+{"text":"Lets make it more woke and diverse. it's 700 years into the future. you think it would get better from that..."}
+{"text":"will she be the biggest Black actress of our generation?"}
+{"text":"from 3/10 to 7/10 dropped Reddit is so brave, challenging beauty stereotypes."}
+{"text":"I want to but don't know how to get started"}
+{"text":"ugly flat zero curves"}
+{"text":"Damn She's breathtaking, honestly. I'd die happy with a woman like that."}
+{"text":"I will watch The White Lotus Season 4 for her."}
+{"text":"More like Smellyatrix"}
+{"text":"brown(mexican) redditor spammer harvested j*w whore proto reddit chungus spamee"}
+{"text":"and yet you are still faggy"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately Bellatrix LeStrange is virtually guaranteed to have pussy hair"}
+{"text":"You know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee"}
+{"text":"This dudes wicked smaht"}
+{"text":"Hey hon, don't forget the coffee !"}
+{"text":"\"Fuck you, Mars.\""}
+{"text":"couldnt we all"}
+{"text":"Redpill me about the Fourth Doctor"}
+{"text":"For all good he was in the role and for the show, he actively hurt the show in his later seasons with his behaviour behind the scenes and view on what the show should be. Sure not all of the problems in that era are a result of him (you can get into things like Mary Whitehouse, inflation killing the budget and so on) yet he was a detriment. You can argue that he helped carry weaker serials in said later seasons, but that 1) ignores how to some extent what makes them so weak in writing comes from the direction he wanted the show to go, and 2) that does not negate that he could have carried them and still have been a professional on set. The Talons of Weng-Chiang is his best serial."}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"If remember correctly something about tachyons - or rather a misunderstanding by the writer what tachyons actually are."}
+{"text":"\"You know who lives there?\""}
+{"text":"a molione"}
+{"text":"what's the last kino that made you think"}
+{"text":"Parasite, fantastic symbolism"}
+{"text":"awkward twink death unc is like 50 years old retard, his twink death was decades ago."}
+{"text":"Not what I mean. He just had traces of his babyface still. Not that he was still a twink, it's that he still had hints of the youth he once had mixed with the marks of age, which is uglier than either. He looked like the bloated corpse of young Leo, now he just looks fully middle aged."}
+{"text":"Did Palpatine order the destruction of Alderaan or is Tarkin solely responsible for the genocide of an entire planet?"}
+{"text":"I bet wookpedia explains it all"}
+{"text":"1) false dichotomy 2) no one would be \"solely responsible\" in any case 3) you can't \"genocide\" a planet"}
+{"text":"Grand Moff Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion. Darth Vader: What do you mean? Grand Moff Tarkin: I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station. Set your course for Alderaan. It's pretty clear it was Tarkin's decision. Not that Space Satan would have had a moral objection."}
+{"text":"Tarkin solely responsible did nothing wrong Strong men must be strong to make and preserve a better life for the naive masses. The world counts on such men."}
+{"text":"Did the Emperor not get pissed off having such a rich and probably bountiful trade planet just wiped out like that? I'd imagine this would trigger an immense economic crisis in the galaxy."}
+{"text":"guy in Tony's crew gets killed by him or New York this goes on for six seasons in between endless family drama how is this crap so highly rated? Tony's wife and sister and mother are all irritating as fuck."}
+{"text":"How many times does Tony cheat on his wife again? It really gets played out at some point."}
+{"text":"boring character study where nothing happens but because WOAH LE SUBVERSION it's the best tv show ever made"}
+{"text":"I'm not ready for 15 years of trash zoomer opinions bros..."}
+{"text":"Where have you been the last 5 years"}
+{"text":"Trump cracking down on immigration America continues constructing wonders to attract foreigners LMAO"}
+{"text":"Wonder Some shitty spheric building covered in LEDs Built during the Biden era"}
+{"text":"They tried to build this in Seoul and London before Vegas but they kept getting rejected and gave up"}
+{"text":"Illegal Immigration is the same as tourism"}
+{"text":"America continues constructing wonders to attract foreigners Patently false, the sphere is an anomaly and intended for domestic tourism. The USA hasn't constructed anything noteworthy in years."}
+{"text":"the kike loves equivocation like that"}
+{"text":"\"This movie is meant to break patriarchal norms and empower the female gaze!\" Whole plot is about a feisty white collar white woman getting a rich guy"}
+{"text":"Picrel source?"}
+{"text":"Its porn"}
+{"text":"Okayl Women want porny stuff. But they also want a good excuse to watch it and a lie to tell themselves and others about how positive or intelligent it is."}
+{"text":"Previously, On The Shield.."}
+{"text":"finished The Blackcoat’s Daughter; it was indeed good. Putting on Beezel now"}
+{"text":"What did I think of it?"}
+{"text":"Hack-O-Lantern (but it's an 80s movie)"}
+{"text":"Hard to think of any that aren't autumnal The Fields Lost Creek"}
+{"text":"read the book"}
+{"text":"If Cooper had fucked her, she never would have gotten raped by evil Cooper. Prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Can't argue with that."}
+{"text":"S3 isnt canon"}
+{"text":"if cooper fucked her, he would have been evil cooper"}
+{"text":"this but with every episode after the pilot"}
+{"text":"Is Inception Nolan's worst movie?"}
+{"text":"Who even knows, probably coke"}
+{"text":"How do people get filtered by Tenet? It isnt even slightly confusing for anyone above 90 IQ"}
+{"text":"People got filtered by Inception and this movie really uses all the tools at its disposal to explain itself."}
+{"text":"nigga, if you think Inception is bad, just quit movies already"}
+{"text":"there's a difference between not \"getting\" a movie and realising it's slop"}
+{"text":"Whats the point of making every frame beautiful if the movie itself is meh I'll never understand style over substance autists"}
+{"text":"This movie looked like shit though you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"The worst part was THAT scene, I really like the bro moments between László and Harrison. Why current films are so anti-male friendship, brotherhood? Why all must have an awful scene that shows the worst of mankind?"}
+{"text":"The most important part in a movie it's the story and the characters, the the visuals, then the music and then the actors."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed the cunnilingus scene"}
+{"text":"tpbp"}
+{"text":"ITT: Scenes where real men cried."}
+{"text":"Tranny leftists are the lesser evil compared with Indians"}
+{"text":"They're the same thing."}
+{"text":"Not all of them."}
+{"text":"Sean Bean was in the first movie so that should tell you everything"}
+{"text":"tranny leftists are the ones letting in all the indians"}
+{"text":"cries after killing a mass murderer"}
+{"text":"Abdullah-man praying to allah for 15 minutes straight wouldnt have been hailed as the greatest superhero movie of all time I dont trust you now."}
+{"text":"He should laugh it off like the Donner movie"}
+{"text":"Do we see Moner's feet in this movie ?"}
+{"text":"Had the Kryptonian war criminals not been cartoonishly evil and were just terraforming with the same indifference as a construction team over an ant hill I could see why Clark would feel guilt over taking the life of a confused victim of circumstance, but Zod was perfectly clear that he intended petty revenge from Kal El so much as being born and then for daring to defend himself and his home planet. It's like if Batman Begins ended with Bruce shedding a tear for Ra's even after all he did to his family home, friends and city for little reason than he felt like it when he could have simply assassinated a few corrupt figures, put his people already there in place and been done."}
+{"text":"No, the final gesture of that was lasering all the embryos on Krypton's ship and then crashing it through five buildings full of people."}
+{"text":"Films/Shows about loneliness & isolation?"}
+{"text":"The moon"}
+{"text":"Un homme qui dort"}
+{"text":"OH NO NO NOT THE HECKIN CHUNGUS WHOLESOME PUPPERINO DOGGERINOO NOOOO I LOVE DOGS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SPEAK AND TELL ME WHAT A LOSER I AM KWAB"}
+{"text":"The Battery"}
+{"text":"i will never forgive them if they'll pair maggie with this old ahh cracker"}
+{"text":"This is peak american writing if true."}
+{"text":"that shit's still going on?"}
+{"text":"virgin \"maggie i'll find you\" vs Chad TAKIN IT LIKE A CHAMP"}
+{"text":"It's a walking dead spin off and its actually good"}
+{"text":"it's realistic female behavior"}
+{"text":"Close Personal Friends is an upcoming American comedy film directed by Jason Orley and written by Isaac Aptaker. It stars Brie Larson, Lily Collins, Jack Quaid, Henry Golding, Melissa Villaseñor, Natasia Demetriou, and Patti Harrison. Orley Patti Harrison We live inside a dream"}
+{"text":"patti rocks!"}
+{"text":"that bitch megan that absolute fucking cunt"}
+{"text":"he"}
+{"text":"How big is her role in \"The Electric State\"? Not sure if I can bear this slop unless there is a substantial amount of Patti"}
+{"text":"So he travels the world to get people to call him the N word and millions of people watch his show?"}
+{"text":"I went to China and a street food stall had a printed screenshot from one of his streams/videos to show that he had been there, and a couple of my friends actually recognized him and were excited by this fact, but I don't get it either"}
+{"text":"Why didn't they put the ship in reverse gear and fly away?"}
+{"text":"He couldn't have been experienced. It was the first voyage."}
+{"text":"Smith was at the end of his career."}
+{"text":"Why didnt they just dump the water that was getting in back into the ocean"}
+{"text":"It was the end of a lot of careers that night."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /k/, 4chan's weapons board. Our board centers around weapons, armor, and other myriad military technology. While guns are the primary topic, threads involving any other sort of weapons, from swords and knives to tanks and jet fighters, come up frequently as well. Discussions about politics, current events, or gun control belong on Before posting a thread, please check our catalog to ensure that a thread about the same topic does not already exist."}
+{"text":"All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/."}
+{"text":"Kinda chubby, looks good for her age, massive tits. No idea why I did it hut immediately regretted it each time"}
+{"text":"How'd they smell?"}
+{"text":"why do you keep posting that phrase I don't post it that much.."}
+{"text":"Modern men have been constantly told that being even slightly assertive with women is bad, so they dream of girls who will be assertive with them, since for a relationship to work at all someone needs to be forward and if it can't be them it's gotta be the girls. Unfortunately, the women don't want to be assertive either. With too few people being willing to make moves on others, the number of relationships inevitably falls down. This is just of the many problems of today."}
+{"text":"But what does it even mean? The KYM entry is a supposed tumblr meme with some photo of a dog"}
+{"text":"see grown masc man with one of those not-a-purse things immediately assume that that is where his piece is Is this a common thought process or am I being paranoid? Is this a valid form for CC?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with that guys skull?"}
+{"text":"I wonder how many chucklefucks are out there wearing something like this broadcasting \"I have a gun\" when it's just holding their diabeetus stuff or whatever. Makes me think of the second life range bags have as diaper bags for dada who don't want to tote around an actual diaper bag. The Increasing mainstreaming of tactical bags seems to be something almost intentionally ignored in grey man discussions"}
+{"text":"off-body carry Never, ever do this outside of a secure environment."}
+{"text":"That's not a messenger bag. This is a messenger bag."}
+{"text":"I despise how everything is turning \"tactical\" now. It's the most cringe shit to come out of the GWOT."}
+{"text":"Now that the Russian rose-tinted glasses have fallen away, can we finally admit this gun was total dogshit?"}
+{"text":"The SKS was always the better choice, a riflemans WW3 weapon, instead of a stamped assault rifle for meat waves"}
+{"text":"What blew up this time?"}
+{"text":"that ain't shit compared to black talon. that'll put a hole in you the size of a basketball"}
+{"text":"Small caliber sabot isn't new, which is why this might not be sinking in, but what the swedes have actually developed is the capacity to produce reliable pistol caliber sabot. It's expensive, but what's the guy you're shooting worth? If its some illiterate afghan dope farmer then no. But this seemed to be no barrier to the SIG spear being adopted, so where does that leave the case for ammo cost. Infantry might go through thousands of rounds of rifle ammo, but only 50 rounds of pistol ammo, if any. And if it's for personal defence how many rounds would your average artillery corpsman fire in a whole tour? So there's a strong case that if your truck driver actually suffered close contact in a major power conflict, giving them a $300 pistol with $600 worth of AP ammo would be a sound decision."}
+{"text":"Im sure thatll happen"}
+{"text":"How many times are you going to post this same thread?"}
+{"text":"CBJ hasn't successfully marketed this shit because the same effects can be had with tungsten 5.7, 4.6, or even 9x19mm. He's shilling this stuff hard. This is crap. It does nothing tungsten handgun ammo in other calibers doesn't already do. Ukrainians have WC 5.7 that performs similarly. Correct. If you need AP ammo you'll use it in a rifle caliber that can actually handle plates. Truck driver won't be able to pop ceramic plates with this. Waste of cash."}
+{"text":"yeah i regret not getting a re-barreled bren 2 from marstar"}
+{"text":"tattoos Into the trash it goes"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"thx sweaty"}
+{"text":"It'd be simpler (though potentially slightly more expensive) to buy it as an NR, and then buy the R barrel for it separately. Less work, less paper trail. Just because you ask the feds to remove your gun from the registry, doesnt mean you can trust them to destroy all the records."}
+{"text":"Does being on a sub suck as much as it seems?"}
+{"text":"Bong? Upside-down bong?"}
+{"text":"They're so short of personele that they'll basically do a FFL deal to get foreign sailors. Hence the term, shanghaied. With a war looming, if you happen to have in demand technical skills they'll find you. If i wasn't such a motherfucker they might have tried it, they clearly had pull with my civilian employer. Fuck only knows what the bounty they've got on our heads. Double fuck the navy boatniggers"}
+{"text":"Sub operatives are almost always well educated white men and a bit autistic. The disgusting mystery meat rabble with dubious criminal history is reserved to surface vessels where fuckups don't cause the entire boat to implode at the bottomof the ocean with all hands"}
+{"text":"We had an expression on board: \"Choose your rate, choose your fate.\" Your quality of life depends on your job. I was a nuke machinst mate. It is honestly the one decision that I have made that I regret. Joining the Navy was ok, subs could be cool, but being a nuke (dealing with the nuclear reactor) was just constant unmitigated bullshit. Sonar tech and radiomen had a much easier job with plenty of sleep relatively speaking. Food is good and the sailors are smarter, which cuts out of alot of unnecessary BS of suffering from someone else's stupidity on liberty. You get treated like an adult, not a child. I remember watching the show \"Supercarrier\" on the PBS station. Sailors going ashore were subject to inspection of their civilian clothes before going on liberty, like they couldn't be trusted to dress appropriately. You won't find that nonsense on a submarine."}
+{"text":"Lemme guess, the Royal Cuntistani Navy. All that you're mentioning could be fixed (or, at least, moderately band-aided) by raising salaries 20% across the board for sub crews, compared to equivalent surface postings."}
+{"text":"How many LRASMs will the US have in the East Asia/Pacific by February–April 2027? A good friend of mine (who I trust a lot) told me that Pooh will invade Taiwan around then and wants the whole island occupied and the US accepting defeat by August 1 (the anniversary of the start of the Civil War). (I’m not saying who my friend is btw so you’ll have to “trust me bro” on this)"}
+{"text":"So by early 2027 we're looking at 400ish MSTs in service, meaning that a war with China then would be mostly LRASM and NSM?"}
+{"text":"So what happens when the USN parks their ships just outside Chinese missile range and declares a blockade? Chinks start to transition to a war economy because you just declared war on them. Massive collapse of stock market value as TSMC, Samsung, Nvidia, AMD, Toyota, Hitachi stocks goes into the shitter because their core facilities are located in an active war zone. Jets fighting jets. Chink ballistics start to hit american bases in South Korea and Japan. Lots of cool videos of red streaks falling from the sky and flashes on the ground. Six months into the war. American boomers have nearly gone extinct, as the only thing that kept them alive was cheap chink sourced blood pressure and anticoagulation medications. The chinks transition to war economy has started to bear fruit in the form of increased production of muntions. In a further three months, the chink navy will have added another sixty missile frigates, three hundred corvettes and even more smaller craft. I could go on but there is no way that America wins in this scenario. The only viable path to a quick american victory is to nuke the chinks without any kind of warning. The best way to do this is to use spaceX to send the nukes into deep space orbit around earth. Then, when you recall them, they just need to brake a little to enter into an orbit that intersects with earths surface. They will hit the atmosphere at about 12000 meters per second, so they will need upgraded nose cones and new control programs. If it is done this way, the chinks wont see any launches, the nukes will just fall from the sky without warning. And you can set it up so they all hit at the same time."}
+{"text":"That whole thing was staged for brainlets to beat their chests about how touch Agent Krasnov is on CHINAH and russia (as you are doing now)."}
+{"text":"And what does it look like with a more realistic attrition rate of <1%? An 1% attrition rate means 82% are left after 20 missions. 0.5% attrition rate, 90% are left after 20 missions. 0.25% attrition rate, 95% are left after 20 missions."}
+{"text":"Realistically, LRASM, NSM, and TLAM MST are all \"silver bullets\", they'll likely be fired alongside 100s of Block IV TLAMs, drones, and decoys that are meant to be intercepted by chinese air defense to distract them from the silver bullet missiles."}
+{"text":"@/k/ is this true? can't use the range without proof of a training certificate in my city dont want to go to class and have a non-zeroed optic and have to adjust it in class wasting peoples time have about 5 yards to work with at home with backyard buy a boresight laser and use a target to zero with only 5 yards ???? PROFIT?"}
+{"text":"it does. it's what I use."}
+{"text":"Fair enough. Makes sense to optimize that way. We have always zeroed at 50 meters. That works out to a second zero around 300 meters. I think the logic is that round numbers are easier for grunts."}
+{"text":"op is a retarded fag don't entertain him"}
+{"text":"this won't get you truly zeroed but you'll be on paper at least, which should save a solid chunk of time in the zeroing process"}
+{"text":"it's the best zero for a 16 inch AR Bad advice from vets who don't know better and tell civs who aren't even using graduated sights or a cartridge tailored to the A2 style graduations/increments. 25/300, 50/200, 36 modified, etc. isn't even in use anymore outside of the REMF/POG units that are still issuing ACOGs."}
+{"text":"the main issue regarding a hypothetical european army would be the lack of a central command. because at the end of the day, the country with the biggest army and greatest industrial output would ultimately have the last word, therefore becoming first among equals, therefore turning the EU into basically a protectorate or quasi empire, rather than a union. unlike what americans often says, language barriers is not the issue, the issue is the conflicting interests between member states, which inevitably lead to friction. see for example the FCAS program and how it's deteriorating the diplomatic relationship between germany and france."}
+{"text":"It literally came down to boomers being boomers and selling their children's and grandchildren's future down the drain to get back to the good ole days (they really weren't; you were just the first generation with a TV.)"}
+{"text":"Europe as a military power has the same problems China does, an aging population that it has no solution to."}
+{"text":"The problem stems from a more realistic and known issue. The entirety of Europe and I do mean ALL of it. Could at best scramble a fractional effort of one US mil branches heavy lift and mobility. Euros lack 1) Well ran and plentiful navies capable of deployment and heavy lift to areas 2) Nuke capacity en masse to power these fleets 3) oil capacity or production en masse and no refuelers that can keep their non nuke ships cruising 4) heavy air lift ability Of those issues only the Brits and French can tokenly address 1 & 2. Of the rest only the French have medium lift helps and the Brits just retired a huge chunk of their heli lift capacity. Even we're the EU to integrate managing these important resources would be a non starter as no French or Brit navy would acquiesce to haul ass around the globe and leave their waters open. Euros have been told for years their military being equivalent to small scale purpose groups would impact their abilities, it was ignored then and now the cost is paid. Euros have armies made up of small purpose groups with the French maintaining the only real true expeditionary abilities. C'est la vie"}
+{"text":"What would even be the point of a unified EU military? The EU as a whole does not have global interests to defend, they just want to defend their borders, not project power."}
+{"text":"maybe in the future they will, considering that relying on the usa for playing world policeman is now put in discussion. expect trading companies to become even more powerful and create trusts with armed installations east indies company style."}
+{"text":"Orbital bombardment but with Nooks, why not?"}
+{"text":"The entire point with orbital bombardment is that it doesn't need to be nuclear, and also there's way more convenient delivery systems for nuclear bombs."}
+{"text":"Same vector, really."}
+{"text":"If you have the ability to put enough mass into orbit to have it conduct a sustained bombardment you have the ability to drop asteroids on people which is way more effective and harder to defend against. nuclear armed sattelites So ICBMs with half the flight duration removed."}
+{"text":"Orbital bombardment but with Nooks, why not? Because Treaties. and if they ignore them Then they sure as fuck wouldn't tell us. Or the President... he'd tweet-brag about it."}
+{"text":"Why would the enclave stay relegated to the americas? Seems weird, did other sects of former governments survive underground too so they couldnt just go take over other continents?"}
+{"text":"for me it's the M47 because it's extremely ugly and almost pointless"}
+{"text":"they’re all orange Scottish women have that same problem."}
+{"text":"The M47 was a horrendously necessary yet unfortunate step on the road to the M48 and M60 tanks. It had NONE of the SOVL the M26 and M46 had, it was the ultimate slop tank, an export special"}
+{"text":"M47 I have a sneaking feeling that it's the result of burgers trying to copy the T34 Name a tank you actively dislike probably some of the weird turdie white elephant embezzlement projects like say the Olifant"}
+{"text":"Sherman. I despise its fat chassis, anemic gun and laughable armor."}
+{"text":"The Churchill. Most ridiculous looking tank I can think of. I like the M47. I have always liked the long bustle of the turret. Pic rel is my choice."}
+{"text":"What are the most effective tactics for ambushing and killing Americans if they invade my country?"}
+{"text":"suicide vest under a winter coat"}
+{"text":"Put burger under cardboard box. Wait."}
+{"text":"put burger on top of landmine"}
+{"text":"just wear the appropriate armour"}
+{"text":"Just wait, they’ll go home on their own in 20 years."}
+{"text":"Kosovo will start producing military vehicles for the first time. In cooperation with Albania, the armored vehicles \"Shota\" currently produced there, will now also be produced in Kosovo, the Defense Ministry confirmed."}
+{"text":"One of my female frens as a kid had 2 older sisters that would play wrestle with me and then teasingly stay on top of me after they won every time, that’s probably what awakened it in me."}
+{"text":"clown world theory is proven more and more true every day"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I could definitely see that doing it to you. ara ara~, pinned again?"}
+{"text":"Wait a second I know that picture you giant boy lover"}
+{"text":"Another one for the history."}
+{"text":"for some reason It's a 375 Winchester equivalent but people actually remember it exists. Tim at Buffalo bore has been shilling it pretty hard as a do anything cartridge and I tend to agree."}
+{"text":"7.65 Argentine"}
+{"text":"Die in a car accident"}
+{"text":"Would be incredibly based"}
+{"text":"That might just be the ticket for my ageing eyes. looks traditional, yet functional. Pic semi-rel"}
+{"text":"Had a very /k/ dream last night, thought yall would get a kick out of this one. Be me Decide to go camping at a lake innawoods inna RV with ma (pa isn't in the picture for some reason, I guess it'd have to be work-related?) Hmm, I should bring some guns to be safe, but what should I take? Decide to take a Desert Eagle in .50 AE, a full-frame revolver in .44 magnum as backup, and a slightly smaller .357 revolver as a backup for the backup, which I'm pretty sure was a fucking MP-412 REX of all things Pull up at the lakeside, get our stuff unpacked, it is at this point that I load the guns, not before leaving home. The .357 is missing. Whatevs, it's in one of our bags somewhere, I'll find it eventually. Most of the morning goes without incident. We raft around the lake a bit, then get ready to get grilling for lunch. At this point, HEAVY fog rolls in. Visibility is maybe 15m? Look up the trail from where the grill's been set up near the RV, and that's when I see it: a grizzly bear. And a wolf. Our dog (a husky) is distracting them both. Good boy. Use the distraction to fall back to a secondary campsite which is where the raft dock is about maybe 15m or 20m from the RV, which is where I left my guns for some reason, instead of keeping them on my person. Eh, fuck it, I care about my hearing and don't need ALL of this ammo, so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs. Upon returning to the RV, the bear is currently up inna tree next to the grill being harassed by doggie, while ma is wrestling with the wolf. Decide to go for the bear first, since it's technically the bigger threat and ma is apparently badass enough to hold a wolf at bay by herself with zero concerns of being hurt. Dump half the mag of .50 AE into the bear's head, the thing flops out of the tree like a sack of potaotes. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ugh yeah if a dream gets caught up in the minutia rather than skipping ahead to the business you're pretty much guaranteed to get stuck in a crappy loop where you just can't get the one thing to work right."}
+{"text":"so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs. lole"}
+{"text":"Little life hack for whosoever might be interested: nicotine patches, especially 24-hour ones, often cause unusually vivid, intense, or abnormal dreams. Have fun! Damn this captcha, my 'tism makes me go through all the images even if I know the first one is the right one."}
+{"text":"I had a dream where I was at my old school and there was all these Americans wearing long ties and I asked one of them what school they went to and he asked me if I’d heard of the Donnajeuhn system? I said no and he said it’s like if you have a noun and it has a vowel in it we call that a three letter Donnajeuhn and I woke sniggering because it was so ridiculous"}
+{"text":"This was my /k/ dream from years ago. Be me Randomly sent back in time to 1989 I know it's 1989 because my samsung galaxy tab 4 tells me so Apparently in 1989 Bongland (where I am a native) was part of the united states somehow Goes to the USMC recruitment office and enlists Bootcamp goes by in a flash like a cod mission but, it took 2 years because once it's done I get deployed to Operation Desert Shield In the Saudi Arabian desert now I dig a cozy little shell scrape next to an Abrams tank and chill for a bit Suddenly get ordered to begin combat maneuverers We have to storm Fallujah (which was a battle in the second gulf war IK) I kick down a door There's a man waiting on the other side with a PKM machine gun Dream ends"}
+{"text":"Alright /k/ I’m working on a game that has you up against machine human hybrid soldiers that are heavily influenced by the following. Strogg from Quake 2 and 4 Virus 1999 Borg from First Contact I should note there is no nanoprobes stuff for the Borg or Strogg. If you had the chance to arm the common soldier against these creatures, which can range from crabs that move around and collect materials, to humanoids built from the flesh of the fallen employing the same loadouts, to large tracked cyborgs that tower over humans and tear open doors and corridors like it’s nothing, what loadout would you give them, and why, to counter this?"}
+{"text":"How do your cyborgs work? Do the implants function as backup organs that can keep the enemy gunning for longer so if they take enough damage they turn into robo-zombies? Are they like the Cybermen where there's so many implants they're virtually bulletproof save for weak spots? One thing I think would be neat is if each particular model of troop had vulnerable implants you could target to quickly disable them."}
+{"text":"In Quake 2/4 they are just a meat puppet with metal elements on them Guns all work in the game Virus they are just meat puppet fused with machinery that requires shooting to stop it, although more mechanical in nature and more extreme. Guns work in the film Borg are again just altered humans Federation developed guns I think he just wants guns."}
+{"text":"gun We need to know the technology/industrial level you're working with anon."}
+{"text":"Think Virus 1999, It basically just humans repurpose along with machine parts to build creatures some are more larger or smaller depending on the requirements. Borg or Strogg are no different just more armored, and streamlined. I would say it's initial outbreak and the colony is overran, think Aliens 1986 you've just arrived at the Colony and linked to the orbital lift. Nobody is around but there's blood everywhere and damage all over the colony, inside the lift, a scuttle ship linked to the tether and communications are down. I just want firearm suggestions that Chuchat gun someone suggested as a AR is note worthy and interesting being the first suggestion, I will note it down."}
+{"text":"Something like this or a 10ga shotgun with shaped charges"}
+{"text":"/rg/ Revolver general II previously on /rg/"}
+{"text":"Uberti/pietta/cimarron/taylors for budget larping. Ruger vaquero if you want a tougher gun with some improvements over the italian ones. Ruger wrangler for cheap plinker larping. Dont get a heritage, they are junk. That will result in an uneven plum. Just let it happen naturally. I had a winchester post 64 that was orange on one side and blue on the other because it sat in a shop window for years. Heres one of my three screw single sixes that has changed colors."}
+{"text":"Want to be a hipster cowboy? Get a Colt Frontier 1878 in .44-40, find one that works."}
+{"text":"Is 32H&R a meme? I am thinking about getting an LCR or one of the Smith Ultra Carry J frames in 32H&R, but don't know if I should bother. I handload almost everything I shoot so I don't really care about the rarity or cost of factory ammo. Will 32H&R even expand a hollow point from a snub nose or is it one of those \"only use solids\" cartridges like 32ACP? Perhaps is it like 380 where it either expands and underpenetrates or it doesn't and it penetrates like 22 inches into gel? Anyone shoot 32s?"}
+{"text":"Idk but why not just get .327 Fed? That way you can shoot all the .32 bullets."}
+{"text":"get the lcr in 327 anon you can shoot all 4 cartridges then"}
+{"text":"It’s a good spot for it. If it’s on the top it makes the top bezel super thick which you want to be the thinnest. If it’s on the bottom you have to use a small battery or cantilever the optic window forward."}
+{"text":"Because it's seemingly a micro dot as it fits rmsc and in the pics of it on a gun it's pretty small."}
+{"text":"Holy fuark, I kneel"}
+{"text":"How about a P238 loaded with Xtreme Penetrators? Short recoil .380s are very comfy to shoot, and the Underwood load gets a ton of penetration (at the cost of zero expansion, which apparently you don't care about)."}
+{"text":"I'm waiting on a shot of controls on the left side but so far CZ might have actually done a retro style model that isn't a billboard about how retro it is."}
+{"text":"It's the Monday of SHOT SHOW 2026, the world's largest gunshow. Last year's thread was a marathon in six parts. Let's have a comfier thread this year."}
+{"text":"cz dumb fuck copetard moment"}
+{"text":"*1399 doll hairs MSRP normally means very little tho. You'll see these on sale for probably right around $900, but that's putting it in the range of Beretta 92s and CZs own Competition models. It's a real small market that they're cutting down even more with that price. Already got my Springfield SA-35 for my retro handgun, so idc."}
+{"text":"7.9lbs to 8.9lbs for the exact same rifle… What’s included in this weight?"}
+{"text":"Extended handguard, extended receiver, plus the metal sleeve for the bolt carrier to make it non-reciprocating. At this point it makes more sense to just kill the SCAR. FN gave SOCOM exactly what they wanted, realized it was a bad idea, and now FN spends 20 years removing the exact features the gun was designed around. Just let it die and give us the NGSW or something new."}
+{"text":"God I hope they don't fuck this up. AS VAL/any working 9x39 gun was always something I would tell myself I would break my NFA cherry over."}
+{"text":"This is not a damn weapon"}
+{"text":"That's the irony, you illiterate caveman. OP pic IS a weapon, the pen IS mightier than the sword and more battles and kingdoms have been lost over pussy."}
+{"text":"+2 damage to republicans +1 damage to the undead"}
+{"text":"anything is a weapon if you put your mind to it"}
+{"text":"Weapon is defined by intent. A baseball bat is a weapon if it is used to smash someone's head in."}
+{"text":"does it even make sense to not have a fighter jet HUD on every gun sight?"}
+{"text":"running a BIT every time you turn on your sights potentially failing said BIT in the field"}
+{"text":"Here ya go"}
+{"text":"you can very simply do basic kinematics of different types of munitions on it"}
+{"text":"one thing machine vision should be very good at is distance estimation"}
+{"text":"terminator using facial recognition to find Jon Don Ping Conner in china every face looks the same"}
+{"text":"Russia has begun testing the Al-guided S- 71K smart missile on the T-50 prototype, the predecessor of the Su-57 stealth fighter. Notice the missile's unique shape, designed to preserve the stealth characteristics of the aircraft."}
+{"text":"Notice the missile's unique shape, designed to preserve the stealth characteristics of the aircraft. How's a missile supposed to turn a plane with an RCS > 1 square meter into a stealth plane?"}
+{"text":"That's cool, are they ever going to make more than one plane a month?"}
+{"text":"thank you sanjay very cool"}
+{"text":"Russia apparently has a \"Stealth Plane\". Ukraine does not have a Stealth Plane. Russia has been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. Russia has yet to achieve Air Supremacy. Russia has yet to even achieve Air Superiority. My only conclusion is that Russia must be kind nation holding back to help build Ukraine's self confidence. This is also why they held back their T-14's. What a great big brother nation."}
+{"text":"No boat for me. Second and last attempt."}
+{"text":"ah fugg"}
+{"text":"No ships sunk or damaged Sunk on 8 April 1944 in the North Atlantic north-west of Cape Finisterre, Spain, in position 45.43N, 19.57W, by depth charges from the British sloops HMS Crane and HMS Cygnet. 50 dead (all hands lost). U-962 operated with the following Wolfpacks during its career: Coronel (4 Dec 1943 - 8 Dec 1943) Coronel 2 (8 Dec 1943 - 14 Dec 1943) Coronel 3 (14 Dec 1943 - 17 Dec 1943) Borkum (18 Dec 1943 - 26 Dec 1943) Preussen (22 Feb 1944 - 22 Mar 1944) Unlike many other U-boats, which during their service lost men due to accidents and various other causes, U-962 did not suffer any casualties (we know of) until the time of her loss."}
+{"text":"röllen ägäin"}
+{"text":"U-997, type VIIC/41 7 patrols 24 Feb 1945 lost a man overboard in the Arctic Ocean RIP Bootsmaat Erich Sachse surrendered on 9 May 1945 at Narvik 1 ship sunk, total tonnage 1,603 GRT 1 warship sunk, total tonnage 105 tons 1 ship damaged, total tonnage 4,287 GRT Seen worse desu"}
+{"text":"Thoughts about SCAR Gen 2?"}
+{"text":"My dilemma now is do I try and track down a discontinued 13\" 17 barrel assembly or do I wait out and hope FNH releases alternate barrels for nu-SCAR any time soon within the next 2 years."}
+{"text":"valid not actually available as or more expensive than a scar psa lol brownlells sig lol valid i'm drowning"}
+{"text":"Are you planning on swapping around barrels? I just sent my 16\" to get cut down to 13\" because I don't see a reason to have 2 barrels to swap between and the base price for the 13\" oem is ridiculous. Also Looking at new gen 2, I am wondering if I should look into the imperial arms buffered bolt carrier, which at that point my 17s would be essentially the same as the gen 2"}
+{"text":"Finally getting closer to feature parity with the XCR. Bolt catch is still kind of hoakey"}
+{"text":"ok valid troon anyways i forgot about bt series apc 223 and 308"}
+{"text":"Even in death, I still serve."}
+{"text":"So, Crayon for short?"}
+{"text":"I like how they both immediately take the pills too."}
+{"text":"Пeтькa cпpaшивaeт y Чaпaeвa: «Bacилий Ивaнoвич, a чтo тaкoe нюaнc?» Чaпaeв: - Cнимaй штaны, Пeтькa, пoкaжy. Пeтькa в нeкoтopoм нeдoyмeнии cнимaeт штaны. Чaпaeв пoдхoдит cзaди и зacoвывaeт eмy пoнятнo чтo, пoнятнo кyдa, и oбъяcняeт: - Boт cмoтpи, Пeтькa, - вpoдe и y тeбя хyй в жoпe, и y мeня хyй в жoпe... Ho! Ecть oдин нюaнc..."}
+{"text":"I like how they both immediately take the pills too Not everyone can handle the availability. I was wrong though, it was a Ukie T72 that performed the deed, not the Bradley."}
+{"text":"see pic related with my kids expect whimsical adventure movie about sky pirates with plane autism it’s a meditation on surivor’s guilt and ptsd from the perspective of a WW1 pilot That shit had no business hitting so hard. Felt gutted all day. Absolute S tier film. Ghibli’s best imo"}
+{"text":"I thought it was great. Slower pace but had a much better depiction of a killer. No remorse and valued people very little consistently."}
+{"text":"I did not care for The Day of the Jackal It's a perfect movie."}
+{"text":"Amazing book, a modern classic None of the adaptations have translated it well. Perhaps the film-makers were too shy to make the Jackal likeable. By the book, he is basically evil James Bond."}
+{"text":"As far as upside down movies go, I watched this recently when it was recommended here and enjoyed it"}
+{"text":"Perhaps the film-makers were too shy to make the Jackal likeable The series bears fuck all relation to the source material but it does do a good job of straddling that line."}
+{"text":"Australians are about to legitimately need starlink so we're all watching this very closely. Nobody is really scared of local signal jamming, if your system is set up correctly you almost expect it and have relays"}
+{"text":"ah yes, another of trumpo's greatest achievement, a useless air force division which exists only on twitter and was famous for a couple months years ago when they copied starfleet's logo"}
+{"text":"spaceforce is not related the the airforce"}
+{"text":"still supplying/funding Ukraine This is why we hate you."}
+{"text":"useless Point at this retard and laugh."}
+{"text":"What causes suppressor first round pop and why do some designs of similar volume have less of it and some more?"}
+{"text":"Typical smokeless propellants contain more fuel than needed to balance with the oxidizer. The mixture is run ‘rich’ to keep flame temperatures lower so as to reduce barrel throat erosion. This imbalance, while reducing the temperature of the mixture, has a side effect of expelling excess unburned fuel from the barrel. This particulate is what makes secondary flash possible."}
+{"text":"Surprisingly, the heat from the burning of the powder will not inginte this fuel (the gas is moving at supersonic speed, normally gas needs to be subsonic before combustion takes place) but rather it has to do with the nature of supersonic gas flow. When the bullet exits the muzzle, the discharge of expanding gas is, as noted, moving at supersonic speeds. The speed of the gas is faster than the bullet itself so it will be supersonic even if the bullet is moving slower than the speed of sound. Because the gas is under such high pressure, it is ‘under expanded’ when it is released to the environment. This pocket of particles and gas is contained within the shell of the external blast wave and as it expands, it cools. The external environment is pushing back, and the shock wave that forms will reflect this discharge back onto itself into a reverse shock wave known as a Mach disk. These formations occur any time a flow exists a nozzle at supersonic speeds and at a pressure that is higher than that of the external atmosphere and are sometimes visible behind certain high performance aircraft. It is at this location that the supersonic flow changes to subsonic. When the shock wave passes through the Mach disk, the sudden deceleration and resulting compression greatly raises temperatures and can ignite the remaining fuel, provided there is oxidizer available. If the oxidizer used during ignition is provided by the propellant (ie actual unburnt propellant), the result is a combustion known as secondary muzzle flash. If the oxidizer is provided by the surrounding atmosphere, it is more precisely described as an afterburning effect. In either case, the result is what we think of as muzzle flash. The muzzle device type flash suppressor works by changing the flow dynamics at the muzzle to reduce the strength of the shock waves and so reduce the temperture rise across them."}
+{"text":"reduction of first round pop is achieved same way by changing the flow dynamics at the muzzle to reduce the strength of the shock waves inside suppressor chambers"}
+{"text":"how retarded would it be to fill a filter can with grease"}
+{"text":"Something like features, shafts, angles, corners, that cause turbulence and break up the flow or something else?"}
+{"text":"Do the chinks really think spamming a gazillion wooden rafts is going to block any reinforcements from Japan to Taiwan?? This has to be some Chinese mass ritual suicide if true."}
+{"text":"If burgers care so much about Taiwan, then why don't they recognize it as an independent country?"}
+{"text":"One of the few times a nuke would actually be useful. Enjoy your vessel shock test."}
+{"text":"Or just a bunch of frog men with a drill making a bunch of holes in the boats."}
+{"text":"spamming Oh this guy again"}
+{"text":"It's 1984 and a lone gunman commits the deadliest assault on a police precinct in history. 17 death and who knows how many severely injured. Witness reports state that the gunman shrugged off several bullets during the shootout. What is the police, state and government response and how is it reported by the press? What sort of firepower is issued to those taking part in the manhunt?"}
+{"text":"I was roleplaying as a CIA or NSA functionary with limited information about events which were not recorded by mechanical devices or could be attained through eye-witness statements. That was very obvious as you lack technical insight in the topics you claim to pretend to understand in your larp. Liberal arts people think they do not need to know anything about the topics they write about because they can just make up shit because that is how it works in their world. In addition to that, the vast majority of them are innumerate, so you end up in scenarious where the author obviously thought \"million, billion, trillion, whats the difference\". Good authors never do this nor are they innumerate. The sad fact is that you are not suited for creative arts because you are too fucking dumb."}
+{"text":"Yes but much like a faggot with AIDS it takes a while, that's why it was depicted as a temporary addition to his better living through chemistry regime to prevent rejection of any of the shit they shoved in the hypothetical assassin via surgery. But he couldn't handle it and got a nasty infection. Which is meant to explain why he smelled like sepsis near the end of the incident when the fake skin was starting to go bad. They'd probably assume he stopped taking the drugs once he noticed the infection since rejection of implants wasn't the bigger issue at that point. Actually I'm a geologist. Part of the point of a LARP post is to not use your out of context knowledge. A random glownigger functionary trying to make up a \"reasonable explanation\" or posit potentially reasonable explanations which will be accepted by his glownigger superiors who are no more specialists in epidemiology than he is; is not going to know everything. Part of the point is for it to be a little ridiculous and ultimately incorrect, because the reality of a time traveling robot wouldn't be acceptable and anybody outside of whatever DoJ project which ultimately recovered the remains of said robot couldn't accept that hypothesis. Also I was drunk nigger, hence the constant syntax errors. What do you want, a dissertation on 4chan? Bitch more."}
+{"text":"Gay thread"}
+{"text":"KGB/STASI They would go so far as to HELP the FBI in looking for this killer, because getting blamed for a series of atrocities on this scale is something no nation state would want to deal with, because reprisal operations would get out of hand FAST."}
+{"text":"cheap Not really. An FPV drone is only good as a FPV drone, and can't secure or hold territory, meanwhile T-series can do loads of things, and are VERY hard to destroy."}
+{"text":"why do Ukrainians love this gun?"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I would suggest it's because it's a 5.56mm rifle, and they really need and want a lot of those right now. Not having to pay for it would be even better, war is already very expensive. The SCAR was never widely adopted and used, so that's not a difficult claim to make, the Ruger Mini-14 is a more successful and widely used rifle."}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"You have actual brain damage."}
+{"text":"By that logic WWII wasn't a war either"}
+{"text":"My point exactly. A gun being AR18 derivative is irrelevant to if it's good or not."}
+{"text":"Rate my edc"}
+{"text":"also, I just realized you posted the mobile image. point and laugh at this stupid nigger"}
+{"text":"was obsessed with legos as a kid, parents loved doing them with me and it was a great bonding thing recently mom gets sick(nothing too severe but lots of rest for 2-3 months) and decides it'd be fun to get back into legos new lego sets are shit, look up the cool ones from when i was a kid the shit I got for 20-50 dollars as a kid is now selling on ebay for hundreds or thousands of dollars MAN i should have kept that shit"}
+{"text":"That's sad, but I'm glad your mom is doing ok. I'm glad I kept my Lego, but nothing really ever stayed in sets (and that's part of the point, I suppose, but I miss that cool pirate ship and wild west mine)."}
+{"text":"Nigga, OP's gun is from the cowboy sets."}
+{"text":"Shit, I’d pay good money for those pirate minifigures in bulk. And by good money I mean no more than $50."}
+{"text":"What tools for self defense would you recommend for someone in Europe to have when shit goes down. There are black powder revolvers shotguns and rifles, but you can't buy them everywhere in Europe. There are crossbows and bows but what is really their capacity to defend, and of course air rifles, in some countries they are unrestricted in some countries they are cucked and they are a hassle to have around in the case of an emergency. Better yet what should everybody own, not just weapons, in case they want to survive more than 72 hours."}
+{"text":"The five round mag may be for hunting purposes. My State has a three round limit while hunting. Of course, we don't have feral hogs yet. As for the AR in .22lr, the S&W 15 22 is good for keeping the AR pattern controls in your muscle memory. But I'm just spitballing here."}
+{"text":"slap a few solar panels on the roof they'd be vulnerable, are there even bulletproof solar panels?"}
+{"text":"How effective would chimpanzees be as soldiers if you could give them almost human intelligence?"}
+{"text":"We already have that it's called russians"}
+{"text":"Please don't compare chimpanzees to russian cattle and their turd world slave soldiers, they're beautiful and intelligent creatures."}
+{"text":"Pretty bad. Do you ever see chimpanzees all working together on some bug project? Hunting together? They're lazy and have no unit cohesion. Basically Africans but worse. They're deserving of their place and will remain as dumb and primitive as they are because getting food is as easy for them as reaching out their hand."}
+{"text":"they would be too smart"}
+{"text":"Not great, at most they'd be shock troops that could barrel in with chopped down SMGs or hand guns. The disposition for conflict is there, but they lack the skeletal build that allows humans to move and shoot, making going head to head with a person a rather awkward affair. Melee brawlers are great in close quarters, but the second you get them into any other situation, they're fucked."}
+{"text":"For me it's the B-2 Spirit"}
+{"text":"FB-111A"}
+{"text":"X-ACK"}
+{"text":"literally an alium UFO"}
+{"text":"It really is a flex."}
+{"text":"Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, Consul of Rome, in January, 49 BC be doing Roman senatorial stuff (embezzling public funds, selling Gauls and Samnites into slavery, conspiring to murder rivals, arguing over who has the best toga, etc.) suddenly hear a faint voice crying outside repeatedly the voice gradually becomes louder and the words more recognizable \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" How do (You), the finest Roman general and statesman alive, defeat the young upstart and save the Republic?"}
+{"text":"hating Cato the Based Reading how he died won me over"}
+{"text":"Caesar is my bro, I would join him. Also, the Republic at this point is fundamentally broken, so trying to save it is only delaying the inevitable."}
+{"text":"This would just cause them to ally with Caesar to restore order and save their hides, the Senate wants Julius to be toothless not to fucking nuke Roman authority lol"}
+{"text":"Octavian was morally the lowest of scum Probably the most important administrator in the history of humanity lol, he single-handedly stabilized a system teetering on collapse for decades if not centuries."}
+{"text":"The whole Pompeian strategy was also trying to claim they were on the right side of Roman law. Breaking it and all legitimacy they did have would instantly erode."}
+{"text":"Alright, 100% honesty,no bullshit if some high roller from the CIA Directorate of Operations came to you to pull off some Black Folder shit in The Tribals of Pakistan using ONLY your current arsenal, bank account and connections could you do it?"}
+{"text":"I have a Model 70, a 1911, a Redhawk, and an 11-87. All older than me. I do not have a lot of ammo. I don't have any tactical shit. I would likely die if I attempted this."}
+{"text":"If I were you my plan would be to convince the cartel connect to be a middleman and try and get Afghan heroin exported to a third party. Set yourself or one of your vet friends up as a logistics assistant and now you have your insert strategy, Once there you have reasonable cover to ask about high rollers in the area. Now you have a reason to roll with muscle and begin the search. Who needs to be bribed? Who might cause problems if the money is connected to Terrorism? This is your in to finding whoever you are supposed to disappear.Then, when it happens you can just melt away back to North America."}
+{"text":"This of course assumes that the local ISI hitters your hired as help can deliver."}
+{"text":"Pretty sure they'd Epstein you afterwards. I know people who got mixed up in black ops, in the years that followed they all seemed to die in car accidents, drug overdoses, random muggings. Couldn't say that even a single one was murdered... yet they are objectively all dead. Maybe one day I die in a car crash, it's not inconceivable"}
+{"text":"My plan is to import drugs into another country and stop off to kill some random third worlder along the way This is how you end up in a vat of acid or some shit man, government didnt want to make waves by hiring you in the first fucking place. Bro I'd be fucking pissed if this is how you would do it"}
+{"text":"Which one? My local shop has each and they’re both $599. I like how they both feel. Wat do?"}
+{"text":"Then get two berettas and do slow mo dives while firing them at the range"}
+{"text":"You have baby hands and now I’m definitely getting the CZ because I don’t want to be associated with you"}
+{"text":"Then get two so you can fire both at once while diving through the air"}
+{"text":"I'd go for the beretta because i fckn love these babbies"}
+{"text":"1911"}
+{"text":"Winter Olympics are approaching get a renewed hankering to try my hand at some biathlon, again remember that I live in the desert and no one does biathlon within like 600 miles aw. Any snowanons here do some biathlon?"}
+{"text":"I live in the desert and no one does biathlon summer biathalon Use rollerblades, longboards, bicycles, or similar on a course. Bike & shoot would be awesome."}
+{"text":"You seem very upset, and also exceptionally dense. Guns for sport is fine and dandy, I'm just not interested in national match for reasons already stated. If you don't understand the Nascar analogy then I really am sorry about your double digit IQ."}
+{"text":"I don't know wha nascar is, sorry burger"}
+{"text":"NASal sCARring from snorting too much methamphetamine. Typically found prevalent in the lower classes in southern states with roots in alcoholism and bootlegging."}
+{"text":"Stock car racing, it started as racing off-the-lot cars with off-the-shelf aftermarket improvements. Now it's tube frame and fiberglass with custom drivetrains. It used to be cool because it was a kind of racing that anyone with interest to aspire to participate in, now it's just an f1 that only does left turns with cars that are superficially similar to production models and some restrictions on the motor. Basically no reason for it to exist anymore."}
+{"text":"Post gear. Discuss gear. Late night edition. Level IV+ and 4Chan Gold required. Old:"}
+{"text":"Jinwudun's ===stuff=== probably works but it's not using good ceramics and the BFD is bad. I was referring more to their entire lineup. They have plates, side plates, plates with cheat rings, side plates with cheat rings. Regardless, if you're pushing past 42mm BFD on M80 with a 6lb plate and can't even put up M855A1 protection, there is some seriously questionable ceramic in play. That transfers to their shields. Who wants to lug around a 30lb+ \"III+\" with no headroom? What happens if the shield gets bagged by a .300 Win or RUM? Backer just gonna blow out like a baby with a cheap diaper at taco bell? It's a shield, it should be robust. Restrain your autism Never."}
+{"text":"Who.will you get to carry it for you?"}
+{"text":"their entire lineup Who is even doing shot testing on this snake oil? Who would contribute to a go-fund-me to buy this crap and just shoot it out of the box? Protip, don't send me your money, I just want to see the chink (in the) armor work."}
+{"text":"There was an anon who was going to do /pfg/ armor testing"}
+{"text":"what weapon did they use that made the guards all drop and start puking instantly?"}
+{"text":"Possible attacks via hacking back through radio waves to lock out air defense Drones able to descend upon every combatant Possible ugv deployment based on firefight anecdotes If even 10% of the crazy shit happened it shows that the US is clearly ahead technologically."}
+{"text":"what is a flashbang"}
+{"text":"Well it was retweeted by a US press secretary. Why can’t it be both?"}
+{"text":"They probably bribed a lot of people in the regime as well realistically"}
+{"text":"POTUS said Cubans fought hard. Venezuela is coping their guys turned tail and ran because of rotor wash and flashbangs like bitches. If anything they said was true it also would've been used on the Cubans. Not to mention they were there because his own guys were incompetent and disloyal."}
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+{"text":"4,415 Officers, 4,523 Enlisted 5,178 College degrees across the AD force which means 763 of those degrees belong to enlisted which is only 16.9% of the enlisted corps found the high school or less idiot."}
+{"text":"which branch should I join if I want to do riot control?"}
+{"text":"Air Force Nothing controls a riot better than aerial carpet bombing"}
+{"text":"Like the MOVE bombing?"}
+{"text":"Im pretty certain it was just a troll and not a real Space Force guy."}
+{"text":"Which are the best snow camos?"}
+{"text":"But which NCU snow camo is the best? Finnish M05? Swedish M90? Norwegian vinterkamuflasje? Danish multicam?"}
+{"text":"snow is ice and ice is a form of water therefore he is in a marine environment"}
+{"text":"Any environment with marines in it becomes a marine environment if you think about it"}
+{"text":"Tradition. They were the first to wear military berets, and others are scaled down versions. It was effectively a hands-free umbrella/parasol to protect them from Alpine conditions when climbing"}
+{"text":"It's called fashion, sweaty :)"}
+{"text":"Is the PKM the GOAT of machineguns?"}
+{"text":"Is the PKM the GOAT of machineguns? It's getting less action in Ukraine than Ma Deuce, which tells you how good M2 is and how mediocre PKM is"}
+{"text":"People just like the PK because it looks cool and has good ON-PAPER stats"}
+{"text":"So supposedly PKP have forced air cooling system akin to Lewis gun. I wonder how effective it is. Surely the russians tested it against PKM and decided it was worth ditching the quick change barrel for it but its hard to believe that the difference was huge"}
+{"text":"i would just assume it's because it's a soviet gun that was churned out by the millions. Someone can correct me though, i know shit about the pkm"}
+{"text":"I can't think of a comment but its there."}
+{"text":"mr retard those are wet pants not shoes please compare length of bent leg vs straight leg thank you for your attention to this matter"}
+{"text":"Corregidor jump vet arrives once more, this time by helicopter"}
+{"text":"Wait a second is he walking on water there? He certainly believe so"}
+{"text":"How good of a sword was the katana, actually? I know that spears were the best melee weapon back in the day, but compared to other swords."}
+{"text":"Low effort troll is low effort."}
+{"text":"The last samurai (2003) movie is sole reason for the modern idea of \"samurai hate guns\". Anyone that have done a quick history search will quickly find out that samurai loved guns the moment they saw them. The real samurai rebelion the movie is based on was stacked with guns. It is a complete mystery how hollywood somehow did not see all the guns in japanese depictions of the battles and all written accounts of samurai rebels trying to buy as many modern western guns they could."}
+{"text":"thoughts on Dao? \"Dao\" is just chinese for \"sword\". They run the gamut of size, form, and quality like European blades to the point that discussing \"Dao\" is meaningless."}
+{"text":"It was mostly Tokugawa Shogunate era bans on firearms. Japan obviously had the tech for firearms but you didn't see anybody using them. Rather than digging into Japanese Legal Codes, most Europeans just figured it was a weird cultural thing."}
+{"text":"Dao is a generic term for \"Saber\" or \"Military slashing weapon\". Jian, for example, are also Chinese swords but Jian are not Dao. At the same time Padao have a handle longer than the blade but are still classified as Dao. Yes, it's a bit weird but it's easier if you think of \"Sabers\" as not actually swords."}
+{"text":"Hey /k/, third-worlder noguns gamedev here, I'm prototyping an FPS game where your only weapon is a pump-action shotgun. You have to manually cycle the action after each shot. In the current state of the game, the reload button inserts a shell through the ejection port when the foreend is pulled all the way back, so you can load the chamber directly with whatever ammunition you want. I'm allowing this to be done even with a shell sitting on the elevator, which makes me wonder how plausible it is, since I (virtually) push the shell in the elevator back into the magazine tube as the foreend closes the action. So, my questions are: how plausible is this behavior? and which shotguns facilitate this?"}
+{"text":"Just remember with tubemags first in last out. For example if it's 5 shells and you load slug, 00, slug, bird shot, bird shot,00. When fired it's 00, bird shot, bird shot, slug, 00. Would honestly be impressed if it actually kept track properly. And if you added in topping off on top of that."}
+{"text":"I don't see why you couldn't hotkey various types of ammo then just rack the shotgun automatically, that wouldn't be intrusive. Because OP is right, in most video games shotguns are loaded from empty, if there are different kinds of shotgun ammo rarely can you load them concurrently. As shotguns are often carried as breaching guns, I suspect it's actually very common to ghost load some utility shells that you wouldn't want to carry in the tube, either because they didn't feed reliably, or were of no value if faced with a direct threat. If you were in a stack, your breaching gun would be a dedicated tool, but if for whatever reason you didn't have a stack, then you couldn't carry for example, a wax slug chambered. And the more fanciful your ammo is the more true that would be"}
+{"text":"Yea most games can't get that right, they don't really understand weapons with internal magazines, be that clip fed rifles, tube shotguns, in many games you can't even manually chamber a Mauser. Another reason people chamber manually is to avoid making unnecessary noise. The mechanical action of many guns is reasonably audible and particularly distinctive."}
+{"text":"But you want the advanced shotgun handling to be a feature not a headache for players. So control wise, you might want to hold down the reload button to display what's loaded in the shotgun on the screen. And do a chamber check animation. Then on harder difficulties remove the UI HUD so the player only sees the animation of the chambered round and so genuinely has to remember what they loaded. And then there's the question of which controls to eject shells. Many players will find the concept that they can eject an unfired round totally alien, bewildering and extremely frustrating. And it would tend to be necessary to have that control, to switch ammo types. And this is precisely why I suspect no games have these mechanics. Shotguns have an extra load action, devs don't want to assign shotguns an extra button, just for that neich situation where either unspent shells need to be ejected, or shotguns need to be ghost loaded with something like a breaching slug"}
+{"text":"Ah shit, both those rounds have my name on them."}
+{"text":"/k/bros, we fucking won."}
+{"text":"short hair So you like men?"}
+{"text":"NO. WAY. FAG."}
+{"text":"Autist"}
+{"text":"If Beretta doesn't drop a fucking Brigadier 92 with a fucking stainless barrel, a fucking straight dust cover, fucking front serrations, a fucking normal grip for the 500 fucking yo anniversary so I can build a fucking Samurai Edge in my fucking euro country without burning fucking 12 000 fucking eurobucks and all my fucking euro gov-authorized gunslots, I will be fucking mad."}
+{"text":"Also I wondered like 10 minuts too much and fucking missed a 1/1 RE custom SBS 870 which was sold for 300 eurobucks which means it was almost fucking free considering a used Wingmaster in good condition goes for 1 eurogrand as a rarity here, and aftermarket parts are unobtainium forever. I hate myself. yeeeah but what about the winter electric bill tho My kids could've wear their hoodies godamnit."}
+{"text":"can you even call yourself a /k/ommando?"}
+{"text":"that lack of second pin is gay too. lot of shit going against the SP5 honestly."}
+{"text":"I specifically bought the turk guns because they're 1/3 the price and it's a fucking SMG not a safe queen. I can use it however I want and never think about scratching a 9mm that costs Scar money and has a million gay ass limitations like pins and blocks."}
+{"text":"Pay the extra money for the HK SP5, it's essentially a MP5F ie designed for 147gr and hollows"}
+{"text":"tfw want ASD lower 6+ weeks of waiting I HATE IT"}
+{"text":"This has to be a b8 post the way you made sure to make the glaring downsides of the SP5 be front and center in that pic."}
+{"text":"Hey fuckers, clean your guns. Grab one and shitpost with me. ATF optional. Starting with my Moist Nugget."}
+{"text":"Gazzoclean Kek, do you clean your battery terminals with coke too? Dont get me wrong, ive cleaned with gas and it works great. Diesel not so much, too oily. Anon would be better served with simple green and regular ass gun cleaner. I have damaged finished stroking too hard, yes. Im already in the system anyway, had to get printed for an old job. Coincidentally, my NICS checks started clearing in minutes instead of days."}
+{"text":"Finished stripping her down, got some of the smaller bits in the wet tumbler. Gonna let em run for a while. The pins on the floor plate refuse to come out, so i wont bother with em much more."}
+{"text":"What products are you using? Only thing I recognized is the Lucas oil."}
+{"text":"cleaning with coke Off topic but this always makes me irrationality aggravated. It's like the boomers version of \"lifehacks\" and it gets brought up too often regarding bathroom/kitchen cleaning. Not one thought put into why it \"works\", how the dollar store has 10 superior products, or that it's actually a bad idea. I don't think anyone even does it, it's just a Didya kno?"}
+{"text":"Gas gas gas It worked great on PPSh drums covered in stiff old vaseline or bong surplus L1A1 mags with sticky oily fine sand inside, and quite decent on USGI M16 mags with old ductape on them. Best thing about gasoline is that it's cheap enough to just throw stuff in it and let it soak and I almost always have some at home. For general gun cleaning I often use Konkor, a local product that's best described as WD40 with corrosion inhibitors added. It works kinda like CLP but comes in 400 ml spray bottles. Is it the best thing to use? Hell no, but it works, because honestly, almost everything does..."}
+{"text":"The Battle of Lekkerbeetje in 1600 was an aranged combat similar to the Combat of the 30 of the Hundred Years War. 22 cuirassiers in service of the Dutch Republic fought against 22 cuirassiers who served the Spanish. The reason for this arranged fight was a verbal exchange between the commanders of the respective rival cuirassier units about whose men were the better fighters. As the dutch and spanish armies were in their winter quarters, the generals gave permission for this combat. Both cuirassier commanders died during the course of this battle - the commander of the spanish unit (himself a Dutchman) was shot during the first charge and the commander of the dutch unit (himself a Frenchman) was severely wounded, captured and then killed in revenge for the death of the spanish (dutch) cavalry commander. In the end the spanish side claimed victory, as they only lost 5 men. The dutch unit lost 14. But besides stroking egos nothing was achieved - the general public however ate up stories about those chivalrous acts."}
+{"text":"The Spanish Blue Division in Volkhov by Augusto Ferrer-Dalmau Nieto"}
+{"text":"Here another favorite of mine: a fictional battle between monkeys and cats. In the context of the 17th century monkeys were often depicted in place of humans to emphasise the lower and animalistic desires and behaviors of humanity. While on the other hand cats were seen as more noble creatures, they were still animals and thus often symbolised the more calculated and cunning cruelties of one's being."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with Spaniards"}
+{"text":"beautiful mountains"}
+{"text":"Apparently for naught since ukrainians can just pelt their infantry with drones and with absolute impunity. Maybe those few wunderwaffen they have are just sitting in a parking lot in the outskirts of moscow to protect the kremlin."}
+{"text":"Its palletized, so you can have it static in the ground or fixed to the ISO-points of a flatbed"}
+{"text":"Nobody expects Ethiopia to win a third time I did kind of imagine how there could be a Cuban Missile Crisis II but in the med with some Russian proxy like Mali or Niger hosting IRBMs aimed at Europe. Iskander very unlikely There are different kinds of Iskanders. Iskander-M would be challenging to shoot down but maybe not impossible to put shot into its flight path, even at mach 6-7 or whatever. Iskander-K are just cruise missiles and probably no harder to shoot down than a Kh-101 or similar. Iskander-E is the monkey model Iskander-K but with a debuff aura on enemy moral when deployed because it can technically carry NOOKs!!1!"}
+{"text":"There are different kinds of Iskanders. Iskander-K are just cruise missiles fucking Russian tards probably deliberately did it this way to muddy the waters"}
+{"text":"The sharpest thread on /k/. Underrated Knives Edition"}
+{"text":"Yeah. What are you trying to accomplish with that rubber band?"}
+{"text":"To have it with you?"}
+{"text":"They're all the same fucking knife, who cares? Every spyderco is identical."}
+{"text":"Spydercos are built for the hand, not the eye. You can really get a full, stretched out grip on a Military or Military 2, whereas your fingers must be scunched together to fit the Para Military 2 handle grip area. Not so much with the Para 3, because with that, you palm the butt of the knife handle."}
+{"text":"Korean War Edition Post wood (furniture) Big Rifles Big Bullets As always; No commies Previously thread: >>"}
+{"text":"Aussie L1A1 have different lightening cuts on upper and lower receivers from the british rifles, other than that it's the same stuff. To my knowledge, parts interchange with british rifles. Have never heard anything wrong about them considering the build quality. They were made in a proper gun factory thoroughly experienced in making rifles. My only worry would be availability of magazines, fellow czechanon."}
+{"text":"*upper receiver only, my bad Anyway, if I didn't already have a bong SLR, I would buy the aussie in a heartbeat."}
+{"text":"if I didn't already have Let me offer some wisdom? Never let having one keep you from more of a good thing."}
+{"text":"how to beat mongols/horse nomads? Fortifications? focus on range? heavy cav? hold out until the current khan dies?"}
+{"text":"What was the population density of the nomads the Russians fought? It was always combined arms or vastly superior cavalry not firearms that sedentary civilizations were able to nullify steppe force concentration. Likewise the Han dynasty were able to crush the Xiongnu with cavalry, wagon laagers and crossbows more than a millenia ago. The hardest part with dealing with steppe nomads is how to deal with the aftermath, the Qing perfected this by forcing religion and enforcing strict boundaries to prevent the rise of a charismatic leader."}
+{"text":"Jap family names have 2 characters each, while chinee family names use 1 character. They're literally half-japs all the way down to their fucking names lol"}
+{"text":"Hire them as mercenaries. Point them towards that fellow noble with whom you've been feuding with. Before he does the same."}
+{"text":"Europe was so ridiculous that there is literally a fortification every four or five miles in some places, anon. It's very hard to do ANYTHING when you're constantly being watched by mildly retarded heavy cavalry who are very, very good at sieges and shock combat, and you're stuck either sieging them and getting raided by their neighbors, or bypassing them and getting raided. That and Europe doesn't he r the physical space needed for steppe tactics - you either coming to a pitched battle and win, or get pinned against something and do it anyway, but with very little maneuvering room. This is literally what happened to the magyars."}
+{"text":"This is an extremely kino sighting arrangement. not necessarily a lyman made peep, but a peep with a ramped bead is pretty based. peep and post is probably way more accurate but this is top level comfy"}
+{"text":"air rifle?"}
+{"text":"You can get crosshair posts for ARs if need be Personally if I had another upper I'd stick one on there for the lulz"}
+{"text":"Yeah so long as the rear sight is not an aluminium POS."}
+{"text":"are you talking about skinner or something else ? one of my ARs is a match rifle and I think a post is nice for target shooting with a 6 o'clock hold and the other has a fixed front sight so I don't want anything distracting in my FOV when using the red dot"}
+{"text":"What's really kiko are the occluded reflex sights that briefly proceeded modern holo sights. It's like one eye you're looking over open irons, with the other you're looking at a black piece of paper with the reflex sight, and your brain just pieces that together and super imposes them. It feels like vr, like you're robocop. It's actually a technique you can employ to augment a basic compass with azimuth for range finding. You can use a toilet roll and a pen to draw yourself a gunners quadrant sight then look down the range finding sights on really old artillery to perform dead eye range finding"}
+{"text":"Everyone who lives in Germany probably met more current Nazis and SS members than him."}
+{"text":"I myself used to hold the rank of SS-Sturmbanfuerer."}
+{"text":"after you, faggot higher ground pressure lol considerably weaker gun fully adequate against sherman and t34, only struggle against the heaviest weights on either side, which, surprise surprise, the short 88 also struggle against.. tougher to drive aside from neutral steering, which also required significantly more maintenance"}
+{"text":"narvik: hitler's first defeat (og title: Kampen om Narvik) the movie has some problems but not without some cool and interesting scenes. and it think it's the only film i've ever seen when we see french mountain troops in action"}
+{"text":"You think I'm dumb, but you replied to yourself? This is over dude, good lord lol"}
+{"text":"You're tasked with building a kit to help Iranian resistance against the Ayatollah regime, the kits you build will be airdropped into Iranian territory in large dufflebags and then picked up by chosen operatives. You have $3k per kit to try to arm an light resistance guerrilla fighter, you can only source items from the US civilian market. At minimum you should provide a rifle, a pistol, body armor, essential accessories and ammunition for both, as well as any survival or tactical implement you see necessary. What kind of stuff do you pick?"}
+{"text":"That falls under the secret police Secret police!=sharia police Two separate groups of future wall facers"}
+{"text":"The location you've posted has been the turkish-persian border for longer than most other borders in existance. It is so because of the natural terrain. Pushing 50-100k boots through those mountains is madness."}
+{"text":"$0.66 cpr x39 We really fucked up with this timeline."}
+{"text":"Technically Russia did."}
+{"text":"which weapons would a modern day vampire hunter use? no wooden stakes, no crossbows, silver blades, no holy water flasks or garlic necklaces allowed, just modern cutting edge tech."}
+{"text":"'80's hair was so hot. Girls today are slugs. Fucking sweats, tats, crocs and a ragged pontytail, vaping and cursing like whores. Instead of dressing, hair and make-up... like whores."}
+{"text":"80s girls Speaking of vampires, I rewatched Captain Cronos Vampire Hunter specifically for Caroline Munro. The amount of sperm I sacrificed to her and Jane Seymour would've made them both embarrassingly pregnant by teenaged me. As for weapons, Vampire$ by John Steakley had some interesting approaches; the movie did more of it."}
+{"text":"she was plenty cute already in Juno"}
+{"text":"drone swarms projecting big ol cross over the night sky"}
+{"text":"Post funny images"}
+{"text":"Out of the ones posted, this was what you saved? Sad"}
+{"text":"Super mario"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Holy shit I remember this thread. Do any anons have the Halo or Columbine edits?"}
+{"text":"This so much better with sound"}
+{"text":"If you could infuse any animal/insect with humans to create the perfect super soldier, which animal would you choose?"}
+{"text":"Nay, it's an AI mongoloid AK. Glad to see AI is still only on par with poor drawings of guns."}
+{"text":"begging the question What IS the appropriate medium for this kind of thing?"}
+{"text":"The idea is to make them better, not worse. Those animals are too unstable."}
+{"text":"pistol shrimp maybe. it would be cool to snap my fingers and make plasma form right into my enemies' face. probably wouldn't work out of water though?"}
+{"text":"I would infuse humans with nigger DNA to make us run faster"}
+{"text":"How is this possible without TOT? Easy, Dassault moves their manufacturing to India so it's Indian labor building parts in India for a French company to install in jets they'll sell to India."}
+{"text":"80% of jets will be made in India Oh no"}
+{"text":"I remember the Chinese stating its roughly competitive with the J-10"}
+{"text":"even their brahmos missile is literally just russia making them an oniks that they can put together themselves."}
+{"text":"Yes that's why Indians constantly want others to sell a 5th gen fighter to them."}
+{"text":"Thoughts about the new Russian urban camouflage?"}
+{"text":"random moving pile of warm rocks in an overgrown farm field"}
+{"text":"Its January in the northern hemisphere."}
+{"text":"Thoughts Nothing new here. Phaser II should suffice."}
+{"text":"Exactly."}
+{"text":"motor rifle platoon disembarking"}
+{"text":"3D Printed Guns What are the best filaments you guys are using for frames and gun parts? Is it still PLA + or are the different carbon/glass infused filaments better? What are you guys printing?"}
+{"text":"if you have an injection molding machine. otherwise it sucks fucking dick"}
+{"text":"No one injection molds PETG, you're thinking of PET. Which is actually a pretty good plastic for 3D printing as well, but it needs an enclosure and no one with an enclosure prints PETG because of the vast variety of better filaments they have access to."}
+{"text":"What are the requirements to be a blc beta tester?"}
+{"text":"That's... that's not accurate. The european deactivation standards was very inconsistent across the continent and ever changing, with them being considered paper weights. The market was filled with legacy deactivations from different eras, which would go for higher prices. You could run into a nagant deactivated in the 90s which had a steel plug fitted in the barrel and the firing pin removed. And that was it. This is just an example. However the bulk of the trade was eastern european countries getting rid of their cold war supply. The market was suddenly flooded with these ultra cheap odd SMGs, which different groups liked to obtain with access to workshops. The way this worked is that the barrel would usually have to be either replaced. Alternatively the barrel could be welded and then put on a lathe to be smoothed out. As for the 45 degree cut breech face, that was not an issue for anything but rifle calibers. The missing area can be simply filled in with weld and then machined or filed to spec. Again, contributing to their popularity as products. You would have unemployed gunsmiths (thanks gun control) or hobbyists who would work your piece for an amount of money. This isn't as simple with high pressure firearms such as rifles. Which is why AKs were far less popular than say UZIs. That's where your \"blank\" Czech VZ 58s come in, for the very reason you explained. As for the zinc blank guns, they're a thing and still are. Baikal was a thing for a very short period of time in UK before discontinuation, but if you were to go out now and buy yourself a generic illicit gun, you would most likely be handed a converted zinc blank gun. This is because it's a lucrative business in comparison to actual guns. A zinc blank gun with a new barrel, and that's it. In general such a gun in .380 doesn't last very long before breaking in some catastrophic way, but say something like a .25 or .22 would last for a long time."}
+{"text":"What’s your favorite gun? Mine is my Nighthawk Custom Predator in 10mm."}
+{"text":"I dunno, pretty much all the 180gr+ for 10mm work from reputable brands. Hornery and Nosecandy in particular perform remarkably well. I know jacket separation is technically failure, but when both exit it's hard to argue against. I can't speak to Rowland as I've never loaded or owned one, but I would imagine it's a similar situation. Especially with hard cast."}
+{"text":"This october I finally found a NOS barrel for her older sibling. Borderline fucking mint. There are some new barrels being made but there's always been some issues with the fluting and construction. Need to once again ask the guy about finishing the receiver. Had really wanted a 540 series but looking at the Bloke/Chap video, it seems that the 550 is a near universal direct upgrade in every way. I do wanna get the modern scope mount and try shooting the STGW with an optic. Fuck I could get a threaded modern barrel and try running it suppressed."}
+{"text":"Just pay $15k to the JDI guy for one. They’re real neat I blasted a slammed one in Switzerland when I went to SIG"}
+{"text":"I do wanna get the modern scope mount and try shooting the STGW with an optic"}
+{"text":"Always hilarious to me how tasteless the Swiss are with these guns because they’re like 2015 Mosin cheap over there"}
+{"text":"Reloading general My press after sizing/depriming/cleaning primer pockets of over 6,000 pieces of .45 Auto brass. My die is an undersized die from EGW. They have Lee custom make dies .003\" undersized to eliminate Glock bulge on brass. With my RCBS dies I had some rounds not fit in a match chamber."}
+{"text":"Do I trust this boomers load for .357s in a rifle? I have plenty of Titegroup, hardly any 2400 left that I can't find in stock."}
+{"text":"How bad can it be? Load a few, chrono and check for signs of pressure (there won't be any) as normal."}
+{"text":"I found a Sierra guide after a bit that verifies the data. I don't own a chrono but know someone I can borrow it from at some point."}
+{"text":"Ya, send it. A chrono will help you tighten up your groups too by working out inconsistencies with charging too"}
+{"text":"inconsistencies with charging It would be good to see 4\" revolver vs 16\" velocities, but I'm good about measuring powder consistently."}
+{"text":"New Abrams just dropped"}
+{"text":"M1 needs to spend an hour refueling every 3 hours And an hour cleaning the filter every 2 hours. 24 hours in the day Meaning it spends 20 hours of the day refuelling and getting it's filters cleaned???"}
+{"text":"will be destroyed by armata ))) in all seriousness looks cool"}
+{"text":"Assault gun, as the name imply, is used for assaults (along the infantry) and for direct fire, it needs armor, not all SPG need armor and some of them barely had a frontal shield useful against small calibers (optional). During WW2 everything ended getting a lot of armor and even TD were pseudo light-medium tanks or assault guns."}
+{"text":"The HE fill would be just under double a 120mm, so about 15 pounds HE."}
+{"text":"AMP round for the 140 mm"}
+{"text":"Long story short, the leafland government is filled with a buncha dicks, and they've banned all the fun guns here. They've just launched a \"compensation\" program, which I've got to take part in, because I have a Norinco AR-15 that I wouldn't be able to export to the US. I'm a Canadian citizen but in a very desirable hireable field, and I'm moving to the US by summer to take a position somewhere (not going to dox myself), meaning I've got to take part in this stupid program. My question is: What do I sharpie all over my AR so the government can't use it in propaganda posts? Giant dicks? Shitting dick nipples? All my ideas are very phallic, I'm sure someone here has a better idea. inb4 don't take part unfortunately I was a moron and purchased a \"restricted\" firearm, which means the government knows I have it and they WILL be coming to collect, likely by the end of March, before I leave for the states. In order to get the fuck out of this shithole, I've got to give up my guns. I'll definitely be buying more guns once I'm in the US (Don't worry, my family has been in Canada for 300 years, if you catch what I'm saying. I'm not an h1bSar) So what do I draw on my AR-15 before the cuckolds in government come to take it?"}
+{"text":"disassemble the gun in its entirety and then put each part in its own separate bucket of cement or clear epoxy"}
+{"text":"Which part of the AR is considered registered op? Like, in the US, only the lower receiver is actually a \"firearm\" and serialized, literally every other piece is just an unregulated component. Can you get away with simply turning in the \"non-firearm\" parts, and smuggling the rest across the border in a tube sock tied to a car frame rail or something? A genuine Norinco upper would probably sell for big bucks in the lower 48. That's a rare bird."}
+{"text":"in b4 usa, usa,usa, they did the same thing to you during katrina and your 2a did fuck all They literally shot at cops and banned confiscation of firearms during emergencies in Louisiana you retard"}
+{"text":"Go back to India Raj"}
+{"text":"Why were shooting stances in older movies so much cooler?"}
+{"text":"Kys!"}
+{"text":"because the Internet didn't exist so there weren't hundreds of thousands of people tearing apart the unrealistic gun play"}
+{"text":"This. Back then total disregard for how guns actually worked was totally fine, and the gun was a magic wand for screenplay"}
+{"text":"Does it? It looks dumb. It worked because people didn't know any better, but now every single person on earth has played a FPS where you shoulder the gun to aim better."}
+{"text":"Watch the video where the vietnam vet kills that chickenshit cop, the vet advances on the cop while hip firing as suppression."}
+{"text":"Trump will bring back the dreadnought but with railguns"}
+{"text":"Ok but why?"}
+{"text":"~300 miles away That was the original goal. The Navy determined that the 64 MJ railgun required to achieve it was infeasible which is why they canned the project. The 32 MJ railgun planned for the BBG-1 class is useless, which is why they're just bolting on a single one so they can pretend an expensive cruiser is actually a cheap battleship. Designing an entire class of ships around these would be utterly retarded."}
+{"text":"Trayvon Martin Explain the wounds on the back of Zimmerman's head."}
+{"text":"you don't really need much in the way of armor anymore, but yes, with a smaller ship, you can actually give it relatively decent armor without it weighing too much. the rof of railguns and accuracy of guided projectiles mean you don't need multiple turrets with multiple guns, which leads to massive vessels."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure if the US warship with the laser was even real. None of this shit is real, it's just American psyop to try to discourage the Chinese from hitting US carriers with standoff missiles."}
+{"text":"How can they be the best European arms manufacturer so easily bros? From drones, to jets, to small arms. How do they do it?"}
+{"text":"Turkey has been European since 1453, deal with it. You're an arab country. Your pig god is allah. YWNBE"}
+{"text":"The problem is they break within the first shot"}
+{"text":"Turkish small arms are by no means bad. Generally okay for the price range"}
+{"text":"t. zhang he, corncob and drywall architect, chongqing."}
+{"text":"In May 2025 while visiting US, I attended a university graduation ceremony in Manhattan as a tourist. And I noticed that 95% of fresh graduates were of Asian origin."}
+{"text":"Should Denmark and the EU start converting container ships onto makeshift destroyers by installing radars and containerised VLS cells and CIWS in order to face the US Navy in Greenland? The European shipbuilding industry is in a lot better shape than the US"}
+{"text":"Trump is gone in three years anyway, nice of you to think he and his roaches will be willingly relinquishing power and not try to hang on to it with sheer raw violence tyrants are not voted out of office, they are forced out of it. See every trump like from assad to orban to monke to CCP"}
+{"text":"mhmh. go tell that to agent orange. he sees the mercator map projection and it triggers his megalomania. that is all the reason US needs today to backstab its friends and allies"}
+{"text":"shitskins think basic courtesy and diplomacy is weakness see this is the reason nobody respects you and everybody looks down upon you. Act like gopnik, get treated like a gopnik"}
+{"text":"I voted for that"}
+{"text":"He is out in 3 years you dumb fuck. There is no scenario in which he stays in power after that."}
+{"text":"suppose the secrets of making stuff like hypersonic missiles, quantum computing, cyber warfare and AI controlled drones were lost for a number of reason. would it be possible for humanity to eventually grasp back the tech necessary to build them, or are they so advanced it would be impossible to do so, and thus be lost forever?"}
+{"text":"There's no secret, it's all trial and error. If the tech itself was lost assembling a team of engineers to work on it would solve the problem eventually, but that costs time and money so people most likely wouldn't bother."}
+{"text":"we still can't figure out how they made greek fire so maybe, who knows"}
+{"text":"figured it out once, will do it again, having the knowledge that it existed at one point will just make it quicker there was no singular great mind that made these things happen no resource that has been completely depleted"}
+{"text":"I think it's been figured out, they just don't have enough information to say positively that any one reaction is the one described in history"}
+{"text":"Dude, we can't even make a website that works. The people who could were all laid off in 2015 in the name of diversity. There's still time to recover the knowledge but it would mean bringing a bunch of old White guys out of retirement at $120/hour."}
+{"text":"I want to stick this prism on my mp5 but it's unclear to me what mount to buy to put it on my mac. What are my options?"}
+{"text":"in the same way a lot of lever guns come with those shitty a historic buckhorns I'm a slave to historical authenticity in my period guns and I thank Christ that regular notch-and-post sights were common on lever guns then as well because fuck me running I would weep if I had to endure buckhorns when shooting my 1873."}
+{"text":"yeah I thought cuckhorns were only an 1894 thing but I have seen older 1873s and 1866s with them. the rest of the sight makes sense because you can set the elevation without using the front sight so it works with a bead but the wings are just terrible and block your sight picture too much"}
+{"text":"I just ordered the 9mm reticle version of the slx along with the leapers utg pro mount. looks like it's easier to mount than the traditional claw style although I'm sure the BT ones sre great too."}
+{"text":"looks like it's easier to mount than the traditional claw style ...? It mounts literally in the exact same way lol"}
+{"text":"these have a locking cam you insert and then tighten down the screws. The old ones have fixed claws you have to mess with. Dont know how much of a difference it actually makes but people are saying its a bit easier to install. Idk I'll find out."}
+{"text":"With modern lasers, capacitors, and power plants how many 500 lb JDAMs could be shot down if all were targeting the laser? Let's assume 2 kilometers altitude, 1000 km/h speed. Could they even do 1?"}
+{"text":"Oh I completely forgot about the LPH they had. Any idea when that's due in game?"}
+{"text":"If the entire unit is 15-18 tons why isn't there a turantula mounted variant of one of those laser CIWS yet? Logically, of course gameplay wise it would be terrible as you'd be a flying ball of invulnerability, but it seems like an obvious place to take it."}
+{"text":"Devs need to do some research 80kw is actually really low for such a thing, pic related is 20kw and the Army is hot on a 300kw+ truck on a HEMTT that's about the size of the things in game. with how effective those lasers in game are afaik I think 800kw would be a proper label instead."}
+{"text":"That's kinda my complaint about nebulous FC. Feel like they should just go and stick a zero on most range and speed values"}
+{"text":"You ain't SHIT"}
+{"text":"11.5 GPR with LPVO+stacked dot. Super Duty upper, still researching what LPVO but between Razor Gen 2 and Vudu"}
+{"text":"Aero Yeah you're a girl alright"}
+{"text":"bunni Perhaps but the pregnant Anne Frank poster had me realizing that my OP was attracting attention from non-regulars"}
+{"text":"That are reliable and don't cost $2000?"}
+{"text":"Beyond all the normal precautions to take when buying a second hand gun? Not really. AFAIK there isn't any difference in accuracy between the 4 groove and 2 groove barrels, so that isn't a concern. They are common enough you can afford to be picky about which one you want to buy, so feel free to pass over guns that have condition issues you don't want to deal with. I can't say what price you should be looking to pay both because local markets can vary and because it's been years since I bought my 1903. Maybe go ask in /msg/ if that thread hasn't gone completely to shit. Now, if you're looking to get a 1903 that isn't a 1903a3; there's a lot to be said. More than could possibly fit in a 4chan comment or twelve. At that point I'd ask if you're looking for historical value (war time vs not); pedersen device cuts, a specific manufacturer, etc. Sticking to an '03a3 actually makes it a lot simpler."}
+{"text":"120 for the lower (bought years ago) 700 for the upper 400 for bcg and charging handle and parts kit so you get a rifle for under $1500 500 for the scope couple hundred more to swap stock and add accessories so I'm about 2000 all in but if you are poor you don't want a .308 semiauto, every trigger pull is another dollar"}
+{"text":"I used to have one. It was garbage. So much so I decided I'd take a loss on selling it rather than keep it. When I bought it, I thought of it as a cool civilian version of a US service rifle, a semi-auto .308 that could reliably send bullets on target past 400 yards if need be. As I used it, it became the bane of my existence; an unreliable piece of shit that couldn't go through more than 8 rounds without malfunction unless it was being fed nickle plated match grade ammo. I didn't just not like it; I actively hated it. I did research (which admittedly I SHOULD have done before purchasing the gun but I was stupid and thought \"oh it's iconic, it's based on a service rifle, it looks cool as fuck, it can't possibly be a _bad_ gun.\") and discovered my experience was not unique, it was in fact dishearteningly close to common. So no. I don't currently have one. The closest thing I can offer to proof of having owned one is the picture I posted of the cleaning tools. Only reason I have that picture is because some idiot claimed you don't need specialized tools to keep the thing properly clean or to work on it while I still owned the thing. I haven't deleted it because there are still dumbasses that will say the same thing. You can believe me or not. I don't actually care... except for having written this much post I suppose. So whatever."}
+{"text":"one Got it, stopped reading here."}
+{"text":"reeeeee despite multiple people telling you that you're wrong Zoomer brains are honestly something else."}
+{"text":"ITT: guns you were excited to get but then were disappointed by when you actually shot them. I'll start."}
+{"text":"Might as well post a pic of it too."}
+{"text":"weighs more than you'd think Uzis are heavy bricks"}
+{"text":"pic not related"}
+{"text":"That's a bummer man. I've got a couple uzis and they've all been 100% reliable. They're all using either OG 16\" model b IMI barrels, or 10\" SMG IMI barrels though. I've heard that for whatever reason, many aftermarket barrels have feeding problems, even recently produced Green Mountain barrels. I'm not sure what the fuck the problem is there, you'd think someone would have it figured out at this point. The folding stocks on them are extremely unpleasant when compared to the fixed wood ones. Aesthetically they're the best, but god do they suck, especially in the winter. Worst part of the gun. An Uzi with a loaded mag weighs almost exactly the same as a fucking FAL."}
+{"text":"Yeah that thing can be a little annoying but once you do it a bunch of times you'll get it"}
+{"text":"I've been told these new sites in the Philippines have an outsized effect on the calculus regarding a Taiwan contingency but how is this so? There isn't much actual infrastructure there atm I think and some are literally just dirt strips. And none of them are like the Subic of yesteryear where it was literally a sovereign US base"}
+{"text":"have an outsized effect on the calculus regarding a Taiwan contingency Speak like a human being"}
+{"text":"have an outsized effect on the planning regarding a Taiwan invasion"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"They don’t specifically change anything. In a hot war with the US, besides China completely face planting as US subs rape the PLAN inside and especially outside the first island chain, the US would be heavily increasing basing ops within INDOPAC. This is regardless of initial effectiveness of Chinese missiles salvos on US bases. We’d see a big uptick on bringing additional airfields online over time just like the USN bringing Roosevelt Roads back online before they decapitated Venezuela. These sites are just preemptive staging grounds in one country but it’s a foregone conclusion that Japanese, Australian activity would surge too. You’re gonna see an uptick in chink shilling here as Russia continues to fade away from any semblance of global power discussion as they solidify their place as the most embarrassing military of the 21st century."}
+{"text":"Remember a few years back when China thought they had won over the Flips and then continued to be bastards around the Paracels and everyone realized the yellow apes are untrustworthy retards? They could have actually gotten set up in the Philippines but it was a scorpion and the frog situation I guess."}
+{"text":"Did you?"}
+{"text":"Two hands on the gun is always going to be better, but I've come to believe that a flashlight+gun hold is good enough, at least for me. I never have to worry about if there's a WML to fit a gun I want, if it's a good light, if there are holsters available for that combo, or practicing a different draw to activate the light. With a flashlight in my offhand, it's the same draw and form with every handgun, rail or no rail, big or small. If I'm ever in this but-what-if scenario inside of a but-what-if scenario and the difference of a few hundredths of a second gets me killed, I will gladly accept that I was wrong."}
+{"text":"If it's a decent Maglite, you've also got an impact weapon cocked if it's held backhand."}
+{"text":"Yeah, incandescent bulbs weren't going to dazzle anyone. Maybe obscure their vision if it was right in their face, but not give them a tan like a modern 1000+ lumen LED death ray will."}
+{"text":"I want to get her pregnant now. She's still sexy."}
+{"text":"There's people around that really believe chinese hypersonic memes can hit american ships sailing at 30 knots in the middle of the ocean LOL"}
+{"text":"That was 2013, so yes."}
+{"text":"gps terminal guidance Nah, think more SACLOS ATGMs, the missile never knows where it is and it doesn't have to because a satellite is looking at both the target and the missile giving steering commands. As for hypersonic trailing wire antennas they have already been tested."}
+{"text":"aussie coal too. For some reason I don't see that flowing as freely if the US and China are at war. I haven't run the numbers but I've always assumed this would be somewhat offset by losing 50% of their export market overnight and shutting down huge quantities of local industry not that it's great for them, just that their other coal sources will stretch further"}
+{"text":"With the tech you’ve laid out yes it’s difficult but  correctly describes what’s available for us civilians to proscribe as the targeting principles of missiles like DongFeng. The MASSIVE variable for this whole weapons system though is this only works if there is constant communication maintained with the orbital guidance asset. This is a huge vulnerability that no one on this board is going to be able to evaluate, but seeing as current Chinese ISR satellites mimic the MARSAT triplet structure Soviet’s we’re using almost 50 years ago I’d wager the US is capable of some sort of orbital/ground-based OECM or intrusion via the X-37b that has already occurred. This is a very delicate system unlike telemetry needed for striking a static target, and the further away the carrier is the more vulnerable this whole thing gets. But you won’t see chinks talking about that as they flail around on here."}
+{"text":"more like 900 million to 1 billion at most."}
+{"text":"That is a prominent part of the scenario were the conflict wounds down to nothing because the Chinese know they can’t go up against a US ACG."}
+{"text":"They would've been turbo-fucked. The Gulf War had an army built very much like the PLA getting absolutely raped in the field. They had numbers, they had A LOT of Chinese-built gear, and they didn't stand a damn chance against Western advances. This actually made the Chinese leadership realise how badly outmatched they were and shelve plans to invade Taiwan indefinitely while commencing a full-scale rebuild of the PLA to mimic Western practices rather than Russian."}
+{"text":"I think it's pretty smart how it played out Chinks targeting the furthest and easiest pickings from Taiwan Both sides avoid striking the mainland to prevent escalation Both are hamstrung by external political considerations, PRC doesn't want to do too much to warrant an American response and the ROC doesn't want to use too much force lest they scare off American support by looking like an aggressor Using the Flankers to make ROCAF fighters turn, letting the nominally worthless rear aspect missiles useful Dat sub duel It all peters out, neither side wanting to recognize what the other did and declare war over it Good vid, usually these hypothetical conflicts just slam both forces together at their maximum strength with no consideration for movement or what's available in theatre and absolutely no thought towards the internal and external politics of such a conflict"}
+{"text":"while commencing a full-scale rebuild of the PLA to mimic Western practices rather than Russian. How did they manage to fail so badly at that?"}
+{"text":"Well they're still fucking communists so they've got a lot of head-ass politicking going about."}
+{"text":"Why do they have such a hard time figuring out new surface ships?"}
+{"text":"They don't, they have a hard time not getting their funding rugpulled."}
+{"text":"bad contracts that benefit the military industrial complex Government doesn't stand firm on their prices, so projects bloat to the point of being unreasonable then the government cancels everything at a loss MIC should be held accountable and made to produce what they promised at the price they promised and if they take a loss it was their fault for the bad bid but this is all on purpose, the politicians get their campaign donations, the admirals that make changes last minute to justify additional expenses get a job lined up for after they retire"}
+{"text":"This. If Congress didn't cancel the Zumwalts and seriously delay LCS mission module development, we probably wouldn't be in the current mess."}
+{"text":"The problem wasn't the mission modules directly, it was trying to make them work on both Freedom and Independence without a standardized interface system while both ships were simultaneously being modified mid-production. But yes, it's Congress's fault since the only reason they bought Freedom was to try and drum up more Congressional support."}
+{"text":"when you make something as good as a burke, you kinda have trouble figuring out what else you actually need."}
+{"text":"Honestly with good ammo most bullpups should be fine for hunting just like most decent AR15s. They aren't match rifles but normal hunting like you're talking about doesn't demand that either. The main difference is that some of them are pickier about ammo to get good performance, the MDR in 308 (which was its worst caliber, did way better with everything else) being the most extreme example I know. People tested like, 30 different kinds of off the shelf ammo and the performance ranged from sub-moa (0.8 specifically) for one of them all the way up to fucking 5 moa (!!), with a handful of 1-2 and plenty at 2-4. More like older guns where you had to worry about harmonics and tuning way more. But for the specific purposes of hunting it's not a big deal to use a specific good hunting ammunition, not like you're burning a dozen mags on a deer. Just be prepared to buy a few boxes of different stuff and see what whatever you get likes after you get it worked in. You say \"200m\" instead of yards, so fwiw if you aren't in America but rather Europe you have some other interesting options available, various very cool single shots like the Pfeifer Waffen SR2 earlier in this thread, as well as other bullpup bolts (and maybe straight pulls, I know they're way more common there and basically nonexistent here) potentially. Desert Tech SRS or HTI lol dude you seriously suggesting 50bmg or 375/408/416 for hunting medium game? And that gun is a heavy beast. I mean yeah they'll definitely put down a deer but jesus that's stupid overkill and it's gonna waste more meat. The SRS-A2/M2 works well for stand/hide hunting or if you know you'll have time for setup, and the covert would be workable for stalking. Worth looking to see whether other lighter stuff would be better though. And an MK2.6 would be significantly cheaper and do just as well if you don't value the ultra fast caliber changing that much, or don't want to use bigger stuff too."}
+{"text":"Are are Mormons obsessed with bullpups"}
+{"text":"Why* are I hate autocorrect so much man"}
+{"text":"If you're gonna make fun the least you can do is double check your own stuff. Ok, coolio. The problem is that availability in this particular place is atrocious but maybe eurogunz can at least be found. I know lever actions are alium wunderwaffes, bolts and semis are common enough at least."}
+{"text":"Why are Mormons obsessed with bullpups Are they? I don't think Utah has standardized on them for LEO, so it's just one man's vision who happened to be there and find a niche and turn it into a company that didn't instantly go bankrupt. The French and Israelis seem like better candidates for your question by volume anon. Dunno what Keltec's views are but don't think they're mormon either just coke fiends and I'm positive they do way more volume."}
+{"text":"Married an American. Yes. They never belonged to to gov to \"buy back\" from us, fuck that at any price. I love my shield plus for its size, capacity and ergonomics, but I can't hit shit with it. I generally carry 380s, most recently the 2.0, but I also like small revolvers"}
+{"text":"damn, lucky bastards. Ideally I'd find a way to get my and my gf up there, so the only option for me seems to be landing a job. I can't imagine ARs and pistols being so common I get bored of them, sounds like a dream :("}
+{"text":"Baked"}
+{"text":"For what it’s worth my second cousin who works on the finance side of the energy sector was able to move to the US from Calgary, I think he is living in Seattle right now. My other cousin who is a professional dancer(not exotic you pervs) moved to NY and works on Broadway, but she doesn’t have her permanent residency, has either an artist visa or work visa. My understanding is it’s hard to legally acquire a firearm if you are in America on a work visa, but not impossible, especially in states with private sales. Before I got my green card my wife technically “owned” any of the things I bought, then once I got the green card I was able to legally be the one carrying. When we would drive we kept a pistol in the center console, and if we were pulled over, it was her pistol. Should note that green card holders typically experience delays with NICS background checks so buying through private sales results in fewer headaches."}
+{"text":"Working powered exoskeletons have been real for nearly 20 years Working laser turrets have been real for nearly 20 years Working railguns have been real for nearly 20 years Working plasma cannons have been real for over 30 years Autonomous robots that understand simple commands have been around for over ten years People act like drones are the most advanced weapon around when we've been using them since WWII What gives? Why is everyone still pretending that we're living the 20th century? People are so tired of waiting for these weapons that they're building the things themselves in their garages."}
+{"text":"You can ionize air with laser pulses and then run a current through that channel."}
+{"text":"Reading is hard huh?"}
+{"text":"So...can you provide an example of that? Not helping."}
+{"text":"Electrolasing."}
+{"text":"All things precision shooting, no experience necessary. Discuss rifles, barrels, action, glass, loads, groups, competitions, and anything else related to the pursuit of tighter groups and longer shots."}
+{"text":"It's not really worth going suppressed with velocity dependent cartridges imo. I've never tried suppressing my 6.5cm, but I did go to a JP enterprises brake and it's extremely mild shooting even with nuclear loads"}
+{"text":"As you are asking; It's you."}
+{"text":"could you not just get the suppressor adapter for the hellfire?"}
+{"text":"Yes, absolutely. I was more curious about suppressor vs brake for those that have shot both. Seeing as how both do control recoil, a suppressor would be quieter, but you'll eventually get heat wave distortion, break is louder but no heat wave and maybe even better recoil control?"}
+{"text":"heat wave Just wrap it up. Even fabric tape cuts down on mirage."}
+{"text":"The FA-XX program is being gutted to fund \"battleships\" that will likely never be built?"}
+{"text":"either trumps are being built or another large surface combatant is, which will still be very large and expensive. the navy is adamant on dark eagle, and there's no room to put them on ddg(x)."}
+{"text":"Is fancy stealth gimmick really the way to go in the next 30 years? Or sheer tonnage in terms of more ships? Obviously you start programs now so you have them in procurement 20 years from now..."}
+{"text":"needs more moving parts"}
+{"text":"FA-XX is getting back burnered because the funding is going to the Air Force to procure yet another hangar queen that will be too valuable to ever actually use."}
+{"text":"Obviously you start programs now so you have them in procurement 20 years from now... There aren't any programs being started now though. Trump's bullshit isn't real. One can unilaterally destroy things and tear down institutions and law just fine yeah, no doubt about that. But that strategy will not work to BUILD new things that required sustained support over 20 years. Nobody in industry will even take it seriously because they know it'll be insta-canceled with the next administration or even the next Congress in less than 1 year. Shitflinging only works for chaos and to loot what generations before you built up."}
+{"text":"Is this the absolute minimum you would feel comfortable with to protect yourself, your family? .38 special? Just hold on loosely?"}
+{"text":"Not with the lock on it, no."}
+{"text":"And 9mm mak is not 9mm luger"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"22lr snubnose though in a \"home defense\" scenario I have a 5.7. Working on a Six8 sbr next to round things out."}
+{"text":"Post some gun ideas you've had. Bonus for KelTec levels of madness. modern SA/DA cartridge revolver w/swing-out cylinder but designed on Colt 1860 lines."}
+{"text":"a metal framed, single stack, fixed barrel, delayed blowback target pistol in 5.7 made to look as close as possible to a whitney wolverine"}
+{"text":"full auto gun that shoots out of 2 barrels with recoil going up AND down so it stabilizes and shoots straight"}
+{"text":".300 blackout cheap"}
+{"text":"he doesn’t reload he can’t afford the 100 rounds a year you’d shoot through that What you want already exists and all you’re doing is complaining like a woman. The funny part about you complaining this is “too expensive” is a decent suppressor $500+. But that’s ok to spend? You even mentioned a lever action for cool factor. You can get threaded .38/.357 lever action for under $500. 38s would be even quieter. Why don’t you own that already?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts about ultrasonic/vibro blades?"}
+{"text":"Live free in the NC!"}
+{"text":"What anime convention were you attending?"}
+{"text":"What's the difference between all the apagards? I don't speak anime so I can't read the marketing."}
+{"text":"different amounts of the active ingredient, m-plus is the baseline, premio is about 1.5x more, royal is 2x more"}
+{"text":"Depends on the phase"}
+{"text":"Pls inquire about 21 and 23 conversion prices and post here, it's been awhile since I got quotes from MM, and they're reputedly amongst the most expensive. Curious about link, tsc, and parabellum quotes personally though only TSC and MM will do HK23's the rest just hk21"}
+{"text":"DM-1 belts were also manufactured in 50 round semi- disintegrating straps, with the first and last round connecting to another 50 round strip - like the PKM. The 250 continuous belt was for vehicle use and also able to attach a 50 or 250 round strip at the end (the beginning has a permanent affixed starter tab on the 250)"}
+{"text":"Anyone notice the MSRP of the M249S has exploded to $11k-12k?? That's alot of money for a gun that has such short reciever life Ohio Ordnance M240-SLR now sits at $15k+ You can literally build a MAG-58 for half that, not to mention the MG-3 bring radically cheaper"}
+{"text":"Hasn't it always been $11k?"}
+{"text":"I could swear It used to be $7k-9k"}
+{"text":"I think I actually own that belt."}
+{"text":"is that a gay aug?"}
+{"text":"It was always cool as fuck, haters gonna hate."}
+{"text":"Sus."}
+{"text":"I think they are desperate to rebrand after all the suicides involving the PS90."}
+{"text":"I feel like I have restless .22lr syndrome more than I have restless AR syndrome. I haven't really change my AR in years"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that is totally a Weaver, I saw the rubber eye cup and just assumed it was one of the Mossberg ones since they came standard with that. I'm also just now noticing the later-style Weaver bakelite turret covers yours has which should've been a giveaway."}
+{"text":"This one is markerld '44 US(a)' as a military trainer. How is yours marked"}
+{"text":"NTA; the old Weavers are nice, but they are definitely not a modern scope. I hunt with a newer Leupold for a reason. Clarity, chromatic abberation, damage (yellowing or cracking lens glue), mount options, whether they stay zeroed or not. And secondhand they fetch some money if the seller knows what they have, even more if you buy one restored; IIRC it's vintagegunscopes or something, though those are pretty. They even offer ones finished with case hardening as an option as well as matching rings/mounts. Used you can get anything from fucked to perfect. I've had several scopes that just run out of adjustment for seemingly no reason a foot off from where they need to be. God only knows why. Doesn't stop me from collecting them when I find them cheap, though. I taught myself to completely disassemble then to replace/clean up the lenses, since those are often fogged or scratched up after six decades. Having a couple, I'd be highly interested if you uploaded a youtube video or something showing that. Need to re-purge it but still. I have one of those combo front sights on a bolt action. Didn't even notice until later, absolutely nuts how thin they are."}
+{"text":"I tried to get one of their brand name optics like what you have but the Weavers looked cooler and were cheaper. NTA, but I have one and still need it mounted to a rifle I have. Fucking sweet how long it is. Rubber is even rather flexible. Almost tempted to make a casting of it so I can use copies on my B4s but it seems so risky. Absolutely still not a modern scope but fun."}
+{"text":"collecting them Bingo, aame for the Weaver rings. I have added the Nikon scopes to m watch list."}
+{"text":"Hard mode: No derailing the train Legendary mode: No killing anyone"}
+{"text":"What brand?"}
+{"text":"A couple of them are"}
+{"text":"probably dead"}
+{"text":"I have train robbers in my ancestry t. descendant of"}
+{"text":"Raep him"}
+{"text":"Guns competing to replace the L85, the \"Project Greyburn\". Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Who’s the pedo in the picture? I bet you love having your cock sucked you fat namefaggot"}
+{"text":"Wow, sick own. He will never recover from the accusation he enjoys getting BJs."}
+{"text":"Small arms don't really matter... Provided it isn't a total shitshow like original SA80. So, Sig Saaar is out. Whoever wins is going to be mostly down to politics. It's gonna be European, and someone with close ties to bongarmy small arms. Probably HK. Would be funni if it was SAKO or CZ."}
+{"text":"all AR-15 or AR-18 derivatives The current state of the small arms market is incredibly depressing and I say that as someone who LIKES the AR-15. The period between 1980 and 2010 was blessed and we truly didn't know how good we had it."}
+{"text":"For me it’s the SCAR L"}
+{"text":"ITT: Please tell me the stupidest behavior you ever witnessed by a gun owner. To start things off: Be OP, 20 years ago Grow up in a broken home Mother's boyfriend/sugar daddy/husband/whatever has three spoiled, retarded redneck kids who are big into \"outdoor\" stuff like hunting, dirtbiking, horseback riding (in the case of the girl), etc. The youngest is the most retarded of all, likes to burn things, but also takes a liking to me because I know cars and can fix his Come home late from work one night The youngest one has let himself into my house As soon as I walk in my door, he dry-clicks his revolver in my face Tell him to leave He then points the gun at his own head and pretends to shoot himself several times while laughing He finally starts to leave while flagging me with the gun Push him out onto my porch Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"something about joining the army makes people retarded I think too many guys feel like they're experts in all things they did in the military, when in reality the military teaches you the absolute bare minimum. I had a buddy who told me the classic \".50 BMG will cut a man in half or wound him if it flies by him close enough!\", and he was also told wind doesn't effect 5.56 because it's too fast to be impacted by wind...although I think that last one may be an intentional lie to keep grunts from playing with their windage knobs"}
+{"text":"Pic unrel. be early 20 somthing working local shartmart, sports counter get a young adult (21-25) looking for some cheap shit for his first carry start asking general questions to get a feel if I want to pitch a Black Hawk Universal holster to him decide not to be a cunt, and direct him to other places with a wider selection of shit end up selling him some cheap Winchester green box and a few cleaning supplies thanks me for pointing him where to shop for better quality accessories offers to pull out his new carry for me to see \"as much as I really want to see it, it's best to keep it where it's at\" as soon as he walks to the next aisle, I dip for my hour lunch"}
+{"text":"nobody cares here"}
+{"text":"go to America visit a range, rent an AR never touched an AR before think ill be ok because its just like my video games realize stock is way too short spend 15minutes trying to lengthen it autisticly bumble back to the counter to ask how to lengthen the stock I bet the range staff couldn't tell if I was joking or not but they probably realised I was just a stupid foreigner."}
+{"text":"Because this artist takes a lot of cues from shunga, and I appreciate the cultural and historical authenticity he imparts to the settings while also applying Edo-era beauty standards to the women."}
+{"text":"How are Norden submarines so stealthy?"}
+{"text":"the whole point of the exercise was to let a sub that close, you really think they aren't blasting sonar from 6 different escort ships all the time?"}
+{"text":"Its more the P-8 isnt good at flying low enough for the MAD to work. P3s commonly would fly WIG with one engine feathered to save gas while using the MAD. P-8 can't really do that"}
+{"text":"they had a lot of trouble catching diesel subs in these exercises. it led to a realization in the navy that they need to update their ASW practices. at some point enemy intelligence will allow them to figure out locations and destinations and have a sub in the path of carrier group and if that happens the USN can't just pretend that losing a carrier is ok because the enemy submarine got lucky once"}
+{"text":"That old-school \"pitbull\" minisub design, with a lot of ready torpedo tubes, and no reloads, actually makes a lot of sense nowadays. We have a lot of module-based weapons which permanently lock out a torpedo tube (IDAS missile, Seaspider anti-torpedo torpedo, Northrop-Grumman's VLTWT, double-stacked Torped 47 etc). So more tubes is better than fewer, even if you have to sacrifice reloads (realistically barely a couple in a sub that small, plus the weight/size of reloading equipment)."}
+{"text":"the whole point of the exercise was to let a sub that close. Purpose built littoral boats like u24 wasn’t meant to contest in the high seas, they were strictly for the baltic, also they don’t have AIP to begin with. The point was to test USN ASW capability against ultra quiet diesel electric boats. Also, what make you think the small size of u24 didn’t play to its advantage against active sonar ? 212cd, despite being an oceanic boat, will be shaped on purpose to deflect active sonar, too."}
+{"text":"glad you did"}
+{"text":"funkopops of /k/"}
+{"text":"bitching and moaning have community you hermit faggot"}
+{"text":"Using a tripcode and shilling your own shit in the OP GTFO faggot"}
+{"text":"I had no idea they ever left, was there some gay drama or somthing?"}
+{"text":"Post books and useful /k/-related pages."}
+{"text":"That's the dude who wrote an entire book on Stalin planning to attack Hitler first, based on a testimony from Wilhelm Keitel of all people"}
+{"text":"Yeah, icebreaker, I've read it (admittedly ages ago) but I don't remember it being based on Keitel's testimony, it's clear to pretty much every one that Lakeitel just tried to make himself look good at the process Suvorov is an ex spy, not an actual historian so you gotta take that into account, he's basically inferring a lot of stuff as spies are prone to do (one example i remember was the soviet troop positioning which was pretty dumb from an defensive standpoint according to him) That said \"Liberators\" is about his military career, not his later spy exploits, and is worth reading for his account of the Czechoslovak adventure 68' and how much of the shit that happened back then still applies in the Ukraine invasion"}
+{"text":"Hire a bunch of ex-SOF guys and put them in charge of local security forces Make them fully fledged government employees so they're technically not classified as mercenaries Would that shit actually work in real life?"}
+{"text":"Sure, but who gives a shit if they're considered mercenaries or not? The Saudis has American hit squads (dale comstock) killing people in Yemen and nobody cared."}
+{"text":"it's not like whoever would capture you wouldn't execute you just because you're legally not a mercenary if russia and ukraine do it in europe imagine what arabs or africans would do to you so there is no practical difference between being a mercenary or a \"government employee\""}
+{"text":"Buy an ad for your comic"}
+{"text":"Depends mostly on what the mercenarys home country says really. Those bong pilots who tutored chink pilots face potential imprisonment when they return home, while no international court gave a solitary shit."}
+{"text":"That'd be something you'd do to get around local laws. In your example they're classified as government employees and so it's easier to grant them into the immunity granted to something like a gendarme if you don't want to TOO blatantly ignore your own laws."}
+{"text":"Wish people talked about late-war allied ''wunderwaffe\" more often, and not only about muh ''gaymun weapons''. ASM-N-2 Bat VT fuze M3 Carbine Sikorsky R-4 T26E4 Ryan FR Fireball Centurion I Comet I (A34) F8F Bearcat P80 Shooting star Gloster meteor Get it through your fucking head Weheraboo niggers. Germans never stood a fucking chance."}
+{"text":"Have you tried not accepting a bribe? All you have to do is not take the money. It's that easy. No, really it is."}
+{"text":"Have your country tried not buying drugs? hello."}
+{"text":"I think the He162 was even less matured in development than the Me262 I think the post focusing on loss of production line maturity and changeover times yeah it didn't go into resource requirements, which is probably part of the reason an optimistic estimate was used it's only a surface approximation, but I think it illustrates the point sufficiently. as the real production figures from 1942 and 43 show, in reality it would be difficult to achieve that much production growth under constant bombing p.s. 1 point I forgot to note is that it takes at least 2 years to get aircraft factories up to full capacity; according to Tooze, the Bf109 factories set up in 42 began building in 1940, and the Fw190 factories set up in 1943 began building in 1941 it was the bombing of these factories which was severely interdicted by the RAF, with the results as shown in the table: despite attempting to grow production by at least half again if not double, Bf109 production actually fell slightly and Fw190 production grew only by 17% that is the real power of WW2 strategic bombing even with earlier introduction of Me262s in combat, could Me262 production grow to 5,000 machines a year while under bombing? I doubt it"}
+{"text":"Nigga how else am i gonna get a casus belli?"}
+{"text":"How to survive your wounds: Penicillin"}
+{"text":"he calls his collection an \"armory\""}
+{"text":"Collections like these are super cool and I'm honestly glad there's people dedicated to the hobby but, for me, I'm too old to deal with all that shit. There's other stuff I want to experience and I only have so much time in the world. My dad had a collection of vintage muscle cars which where worth a significant amount of money and no matter what he had he ALWAYS wanted something he didn't have. Anytime I tried setting up some car event, cruise, etc he could never get away from his \"collection\" because he was always restoring or fixing something. I can't help a certain portion of gun guys get lost in the weeds with object fixation and forget the original intent of the object. Shooting guns."}
+{"text":"No it becomes water down beer."}
+{"text":"He calls an actual armory a collection He calls his compound an estate He calls his international crime syndicate a \"family business\" He calls the SCIF the \"meeting room.\" He calls the intelligence agencies after him \"bothersome guests.\""}
+{"text":"It's said that trannies kill themselves to ascend. They are led by an immortal tranny named Cagliostro, who is at the head of the conspiracy and is immortal because it roped and didn't die."}
+{"text":"Cagliostro Exquisitely annoying faggot nigger even by alchemist standards"}
+{"text":"Is the swiss army knife a meme? How essential is it really?"}
+{"text":"You will need magic."}
+{"text":"TFW you were already fairy sized. . ."}
+{"text":"Then go get your pocket wife anon."}
+{"text":"She humps against your erection. Gallica is seriously the hottest."}
+{"text":"I have this one, it's just a blade."}
+{"text":"Did glocks ruin pistol designs?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I loved the 92 because as a child I had an airsoft one. But being an adult and having reached the age of self-awareness, one cannot help but realize the 1911-45 is peak autopistol and everything that came after is just slop and nothing more."}
+{"text":"It looks good but those metal handguns are heavy"}
+{"text":"And that's a plus"}
+{"text":"They have an improper unnatural grip angle, thus Gaston's fundamentally flawed design. (nothing to do per se with polymer frame<--that wasn't his original idea anyway) glocks are to be shunned and abhored"}
+{"text":"Those destroyers were radar pickets. Damaging or sinking them weakened the overall defenses of the fleet. It was standard SEAD/DEAD stuff except the DEAD part was the kamikaze pilots."}
+{"text":"The success rate of attacks and the number of casualties when kamikazes attacked picket units that were merely small fleets with poor air defenses were a bit of a problem."}
+{"text":"Pickets are meant to be expendable Killing carriers and troopships is where it's at bbbut sead/dead That only works if you have sufficient ammo / kamikazes to continue killing the important stuff after taking out their defences If you shoot your shot and kill all the escorts but have nothing left to sink the important stuff with... that's a win for them You wake up with amphibs landing marines all over your womenfolks"}
+{"text":"Luzon was a goddamn meatgrinder, what happens when a bunch of Abandoned undertrained Japanese logistic troops and a bunch of super butthurt IJN sailors with no ships end up stupidly letting themselves get seiged."}
+{"text":"So Russian battle barns weren't even original"}
+{"text":"have the exact same trigger pull on your EDC, pocket pistol, range toy, and OC innawoods gun only need one 4473 for multiple gun configurations don't have to worry about frame failure, it's a chunk of polymer without a serial only the carrier is technically serialized, all the internals are ship to door parts You people are so small minded. If they can use the same MFC for multiple calibers even better. well I wouldn't Cool, I sure as hell would love to fill out one form and then ensure that any gun I took out of the house was setup exactly the same as any other gun because internally it is exactly the same. It's like arguing against buying one lower, putting good parts in it, and swapping uppers onto it."}
+{"text":"The X9 has transformed into a new modular system You will see what this has evolved into in an upcoming video when we get closer to shot show Did you actually watch the video you posted or are you genuinely retarded?"}
+{"text":"check when that video was posted dumb ass"}
+{"text":"STG44 scrapped Lancer cheap .50 scrapped X9 scrapped X5.7 dubious \"our update is that we don't have an update\" Every Shotshow \"Customer Poll\" PSA does is entirely for excitement and clicks and attention and they don't actually follow through on making them. 2 out of of the 5 winning projects that won the vote are now scrapped"}
+{"text":"Just like that Colt Light Machine Gun from H&R that they teased"}
+{"text":"AK General /akg/ Chocolate Chip Chinese Chestrig Edition Thread #2086 Old thread here"}
+{"text":"NTA but The one that everyone lauds as \"they finally got it right,\" the gen 3, launched in 2019. This means that there may be issues with \"the good ones\" from prior to 2020, because \"the good ones\" started production in the calendar year prior to 2020."}
+{"text":"The AK is more lefty friendly than righty friendly, since westerners like to rack with their off-hand. Just get a left handed safety. Re-engineering the entire gun would be a shitshow. VZ58s are a bit more friendly to lefties, charging handle can be on either side and there's aftermarket ambi safeties."}
+{"text":"In fact the stock safety on the VZ is for lefties, the ambi one is only necessary for righties unless you can manage using your index finger. You get last round bolt hold open and bolt release with it too. I like mine a lot."}
+{"text":"Nah, the 102 hand grenading was within the last 6 months"}
+{"text":"What exactly are the dimensions for your average AK long rivet? I have this one that I am trying to figure out what the fuck it is from that is about 5.9mm in diameter and 59mm in length, so about 2.3 inches in length and 0.233 in diameter. Weren't AK rivets usually on the thinner side compared to this, like around 4mm or so?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck are those"}
+{"text":"A7V ausf. 2026"}
+{"text":"they definitely don't use these in gaza they don't use m113s where there is a real threat of AT weapons no no"}
+{"text":"they definitely don't use these in gaza Yes, they are used but as tracked mines for demolition work."}
+{"text":"this variant or more specifically any manned m113 isn't on the front"}
+{"text":"We should call it the “gavin lecture” to remind everyone what the lecture was about and why."}
+{"text":"I'm glad I have something that feels safe and reliable to shoot, plus its ammo is cheap to boot. Unfortunately because of the 10 day waiting period, I have to wait until 3:30 cause they got a stick up their butt and wouldn't give it to me this morning, so I have to wait till tonight to head home. When I get some money, I'm going to pick up a .22 rifle and a 20g over and under."}
+{"text":"The place I went to sucked, they didn't have an ankle holster, speedloaders or even a cheap case, so i have to use my fuckhuge fire safety case and wait until i can pick up a cashbox or something to put it in later."}
+{"text":"Need her to squat like that over my face oh and Smith and Wesson is cool and stuff"}
+{"text":"plus its ammo is cheap to boot. are you retarded? 38spc costs more than 5.56"}
+{"text":"God you Californians are faggots. Don't ever leave."}
+{"text":"it's so bad now. I can't even buy parts now. and our gas is going to get to 8 bucks a gallon this summer."}
+{"text":"reddit pic go back faggot"}
+{"text":"you dont get it guys im the chad with the strong jawline and not an overweight 4'11 no guns southeast asian lmfao"}
+{"text":"some people are calling it the most indian image on all of /k/"}
+{"text":"That's not an ak-47"}
+{"text":"is it a reference to how the cod black ops commando rifle looked like?"}
+{"text":"Will it ultimately be a cult hit like the AR-15?"}
+{"text":"like the AR-15 It is an AR-15."}
+{"text":"It's a gas AR in a meme cartridge. It's an AR-15 in all but name"}
+{"text":"Skill issue"}
+{"text":"Why don't you just stop being an annoying faggot and leave then? Clearly you don't want to be here and nobody wants you here either."}
+{"text":"Nigger its basically an AR-15. Is an AR-10 also an AR-15? No but it's pretty fuckin obvious they're close. Is a Ford F-150 also an F-350? No but it's pretty fuckin obvious they're close. It's not like they made an entirely new firearm from the ground up. Could you imagine? HK-33 replaces the M-16"}
+{"text":"Do stones count as weapons? How do I git gud at throwing them?"}
+{"text":"Hold behind head, hips slightly rotated distally. Rotate using leg and core muscles, swing arm around, extend arm in the direction you want to throw it, release by opening fingers. Rocks have shit aerodynamics and are difficult to use because they are uneven weight and shape. IMO its more fun to learn other throwing weapons, like bola, throwing stick, apache death star etc."}
+{"text":"Find a local softball or baseball league to join"}
+{"text":"Learn2sling"}
+{"text":"This Human shoulder anatomy is perfectly designed to throw shit, throwing shit might just be the single greatest evolutionary advantage early humans had because as far as most animals are concerned throwing a rock is basically magic."}
+{"text":"You have a moderately sized military force and you have to deal with several hundred of these things. Here’s what you gotta remember about them: Nearly immortal, body can be damaged but the only thing that can kill them is fire sever a limb and it will keep coming after you burning them isn’t advised because the gasses inside will reanimate any corpses around them, including animals They do feel pain, from injury and their rotting bodies eating brains relieves said pain they’re very smart, able to fake calls for backup and set up ambushes speed depends on the state of decay, fresher corpses run like a human nuking them would kill them, but it would spread the trioxin gas further and make a bigger outbreak in the end Well, /k/? You gotta get creative with this one."}
+{"text":"Because we got tired of you smugly saying \"nuh uh\" to every possible solution."}
+{"text":"what bizarre projection"}
+{"text":"Nobody has done this, you childish faggot."}
+{"text":"Nobody has done this Liar, liar, pants on fire."}
+{"text":"It's based on both, and also a refence to an embalming fluid, IIRC."}
+{"text":"Holidays and winter ops. Any front, any era. Post winter /k/ino. Almost didn't make it home in time to post this year's thread."}
+{"text":"I know how it is. What's mindboggling is why they introduced that color in the shape of a piss stain."}
+{"text":"me and the boys on the hunt for wendussy"}
+{"text":"How dare Trump waste all that taxpayer money!"}
+{"text":"i dont get it"}
+{"text":"Late Christmas Edition Post what you want about anything. No rules. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I just bought a Spanish Mauser for just barely over $300, find and follow penny auctions, you have to get lucky"}
+{"text":"Carcanos are still pretty cheap. South American Mausers aren’t that bad either. But we’re never going back to 2012 prices, the hobby is more mainstream now and supplies seem to have dried up for the most part."}
+{"text":"good k31s can still be had for $500, K11s for $450. Ammo isn't crazy either. Probably one of the better bangs for your buck"}
+{"text":"Can you install a rear sight on it?"}
+{"text":"Probably but I already knocked off the front sight and ordered a hilux repro scope so I’m not gonna bother Besides, I wanna cover up that ugly grinding anyway"}
+{"text":"nearly 80 years barely any changes How did they get it so right?"}
+{"text":"thinking of framing this"}
+{"text":"One of the czarist armories probably bought a FN 1900 for their reference collection. That, or a nobleman's confiscated example ended up in the system"}
+{"text":"Optionally, one of Kalashnikov's assistants had visited somewhere in Europe at some point and had a chance to see one of those rifles."}
+{"text":"at least half the truck cargo capacity in the Red Army of 1945 was Lend-Lease, and that is already assuming best possible estimates of Soviet truck production. what if they didn't have those trucks? to this day the Russians rely on railways for their offensive logistics. that is why the major pushes in Ukraine have all been along railway lines. trucks are critical in bringing the supplies from the railways to the divisions and regiments that use them. having half the number of trucks available means offensives take twice as long to build up and launch, and cannot be exploited as fully due to limitations in how much resupply can be pushed down the road following the breakthrough. (both the Commonwealth forces and the Afrika Korps faced this problem in North Africa.) this would be particularly crippling to the Red Army which relied, then as now, on throwing vast numbers of shells and rockets at the enemy to blast their way through the enemy by brute explosive force. and in fact due to the greater cargo capacity and reliability - because again, Soviet trucks had poor availability and needed repairs and maintenance more often - of the Studebaker US6, Katyusha rocket regiments almost exclusively used Studebakers, with a small number (~20%) of the Soviet equivalent ZIS-6. these delays would have given the Germans more time to fortify their defences, which then would have taken far a higher toll of the Russians and even prevented or at least delayed breakthroughs and encirclements, preserving German forces for future battles. the domino effect from all this is massive. without Lend-Lease, the Soviets would never have taken as much land as they did in 1945, and would have taken higher casualties, easily another million or so."}
+{"text":"They did not get it right. Russopoors just can't afford to develop an alternative"}
+{"text":"The thing that really broke my sense of immersion was the fact that they insisted on giving all the russians a british accent, why? Not like tim curry can't do a 'merifat accent so what's the idea? Ok I also hated how the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko, wasted opportunity to build a cool character."}
+{"text":"Until the Ukraine War, the West still thought Russia had scifi high tech equipment."}
+{"text":"the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko I think he was KGB or GRU amd embedded as a mole."}
+{"text":"the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko I'm unsure how you came to that conclusion. Sudets was a KGB plant and was the only crewmember outside of Ramius's wardroom who was briefed about the real mission. When Ramius read out his modified one Sudets was surprised & confused to hear that it was completely different from what he was told (you see his puzzled expression briefly during the announcement). For a while he had self doubt and wondered if Central changed the orders and didn't tell him. When he finally clued in he followed his training: prevent Red October from falling into US hands and 'the dark forces' (CIA). He would've been posthumously awarded Hero of the Soviet Union and his parents would be handsomely rewarded if he succeeded."}
+{"text":"Nah, I think the real brains in the West figured this out after the Soviet Union fell and we dunked on Iraq twice. Didn't stop the idiots stuck in the Cold War mindset to keep parroting what they remembered, but the serious thinkers had grown up. Now we do that with China."}
+{"text":"What the hell Russia was hit with?"}
+{"text":"IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING"}
+{"text":"soviets on venus return to retake russia Soviet space tanks shooting the Russian parliament building Soviet GRU trying to infiltrate nuclear launch facilities Space lasers annihilating airbases Soviet VDV dropping over Russian cities FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WANT THIS"}
+{"text":"Lil Peep Stalker Silent hill Neon Genesis Evangelion These are all spiritually post-soviet, so I see why Russians love them."}
+{"text":"It's a Covenant CCS-Class battlecruiser firing its ventral laser projector and \"glassing\" the surface of the planet."}
+{"text":"Hey, I liked reading some Russian books, that doesn't mean I support them."}
+{"text":"Why join the coast guard over other branches?"}
+{"text":"More MQ-9 Reapers for ISR. If budget permitted it? Something analog to the Izumo class, as in similar to a Wasp class but smaller."}
+{"text":"This is like saying when i grow up, i want to be a fire truck"}
+{"text":"AW101s would be useful, even the Jayhawk is kind of small."}
+{"text":"Why join the coast guard over other branches?"}
+{"text":"A-10s"}
+{"text":"UN peacekeepers should be armed to the tits. I'm talking tanks, artillery, jets, high training & standards for every soldier. Hell give them fucking nuclear weapons, arm every infantry man into high hell and train them into guerilla warfare & build emplacements. Then you take them, force them between two countries. And if either side tries to attack one another, you kill anyone approaching the border. You bomb bases near the boarder and shoot down any planes. And if they somehow get close to destroying this peacekeeping force, you nuke them. But how do you fund it! You force everyone to do fund it. 0,5% of GPD from every country on earth, if they don't their government will face the wrath of the peacekeepers. Its a positive for more peaceful countries that don't want to maintain massive militaries due to lower military spending. This would also make the world much more stable which is good for making money as well."}
+{"text":"What happens if some thirdie from who the fuck cares where decides he wants to take and sell the nuke on the black market? Because theres some countries who might pay for one and be willing to harbor some thirdie as part of the cost"}
+{"text":"The UN has been infiltrated by the third world for a long time. The only reason it can't cause any damage is thanks to the security council."}
+{"text":"UN My retarded friend, the UN is corrupt third-world subhuman shit fest."}
+{"text":"Russia and China need nuked or civilized Just balkanized. Neither russia nor china are actual nation states but retarded colonian empires."}
+{"text":"Well they were fighting chinks"}
+{"text":"How profitable would be to install a minigun on a shooting range next to it. And then charge people around the world to fire the minimum per minute. 10 minutes of minigun = 5000 usd. That would be a very cheap price to fire gazillion rounds no? Wouldn't a minigun spend all this ammo easily in a single day?"}
+{"text":"R&R mag dumping Do it enough and it becomes a chore. Trust me. t. used to be assigned to an armory that stored ammunition for a bunch of other commands every august we start getting phone calls \"anons, how much 5.56mm do we have left? how much 12 gauge? okay, we're not going to shoot any of that, can you get rid of it by the end of the fiscal year?\" multiply by ten or twenty commands spend downtime on duty days loading magazines shut range down for a week of twelve hour days of mag dumping, brass calls, and cleaning It's not fun after the first day. Why shoot off all this ammo? Why not just retain it past September?  touched on it. When that ammo was assigned to the command that requested it, it was based on how much it was thought that they'd need. Once they get it, they have a year to use it. If they don't, they get less next year. Commands that store their own ammo can make their own arrangements for getting rid of it, but if you're storing it for another command, you're going to have to dispose of it somehow. That's generally by shooting it although there's a pond downrange that has some stories it could tell. dump ammo into bodies of water Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we intentionally destroyed the shit"}
+{"text":"Just sell it to the cartels."}
+{"text":"Should we, the deepstate illuminati who secret control everything, make sure that civilian gun owners can find ammo on store shelves no problem, and at stable prices, so as encourage as-needed purchasing? No, we should created a massive artificial ammo shortage years and years and years and years before we put whatever our real plan is into effect, to maximize the number of civilians who will have hoarded ludicrously huge stockpiles of ammunition by the time we try to achieve our no doubt evil and extremely Jewish goals."}
+{"text":"I was debating this guy about .22LR's and 9mm because he said .22 are ass. What do you think? would you rather have a 9mm handgun with 15-17 round mag, or a .22 handgun with 20+ round mag."}
+{"text":"No i was not trying to establish dominance as i wasn't the one posting guns nor talking about them in the gc. Just someone was trying to as them stating that .22 sucks. But my contribute to the overall gun conversation was below 10%"}
+{"text":"you got that right!!! -Bob ------------------------------------------------------------- \"Big\" Bob LeMonparté Proud NEAR-VIETNAM VETERAN USAF 1978-1978 New Jersey National Guard Tryouts 1981 UAW Local 1183 1981-2007 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Setting aside the question of whether you're engagement bait or just a retard, I would definitely prefer the 9mm with 15 rounds to a .22 with 20. .22 is lethal enough when used well, but if I ever actually need a pistol it's probably not going to require more than 15 shots and I'd want the better odds of a stop in the first 1-3 rounds. Honestly, I'd go further and take a .357 mag or .45ACP over the 9 if I was carrying a full size pistol. I'd prefer 9s for a concealed pistol. But it's not like I feel naked with a .22 mini revolver. It'll do the job in a pinch."}
+{"text":"New Jersey National Guard Tryouts 1981 Kek"}
+{"text":"What are you using it for? I think there are 5 “base” guns that adult men of good social standing should cover in no particular order. 1. .22lr rifle or pistol. Cheap to shoot. Fun. Good training. Can take small game. Ideal for introducing new shooters to guns. 2. Defensive handgun in a common cartridge (9x19, .40S&W, .45acp, 10mm, .380, whatever). This is what you’d use to protect yourself in public should the need arise. 3. Semi auto tactical rifle in an intermediate cartridge. A way to maximally exercise your 2a rights while also giving you something in case of a civic emergency. Also fun to larp and pig hunt with. 4. Bolt action or “repeater” in a full power cartridge, 6.5 creedmoor or bigger. Great for punching paper and taking large game. Can put meat on the table and make you better and long range shooting. 5. 12 gauge shotgun, pump or semi auto. The jack of all trades. Clay, Birds, and small game with bird shot. Medium game and personal defense with buck shot, dangerous game with slugs. From there the world is your oyster and everything gets more specialized, but the above 5 will handle 95% of all shooting needs."}
+{"text":"Theoretically what’s the smallest ranged weapon that could be equipped by someone that could still reasonably incapacitate a regular sized person?"}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with its on its own. Just seems a bit strange for the works of an avowed pacifist to have such a strong fanbase on a board full of people who fetishize war and violence."}
+{"text":"Anon, if your dick was even one inch long it would be maybe, perhaps, borderline possible for her to take. Except for the girth. I genuinly don't know how micropenises work, and I'm not going to google it, but I imagine them more like a knob, not like an aesthetically perfect penis shrunk down to comical size."}
+{"text":"I genuinly don't know how micropenises work Ask the Chinese"}
+{"text":"Fuck off faggot"}
+{"text":"Wow rude"}
+{"text":"When will the USS Ford be able to launch F-35C's?"}
+{"text":"How bad are things for BRICS when the cope line is \"the US military will save us\"?"}
+{"text":"So do you think that some hiring guidance and workplace policies were actually a secret society or what."}
+{"text":"schizo bumping his shit thread"}
+{"text":"most hispanics voted for Trump and almost all of them hate you as much as we do."}
+{"text":"Of all of the guns you have what is the rifle (centerfire) rifle (rimfire) handgun (centerfire) handgun (rimfire) shotgun you shoot the most purely based on fun and the enjoyment of shooting that specific gun? I don’t care about your best or your most expensive (unless it’s your most fun), I want to know the ones you love shooting the most. Rifles and handguns are separated by centerfire and rimfire simply because I have a feeling .22s are going to be very prevalent in the fun factor department so let’s get both your fun .22s and also your fun centerfires."}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) HK33 clone rifle (rimfire) Henry frontier lever action handgun (centerfire) Springfield SA35 handgun (rimfire) Easily my ruger single ten revolver shotgun n/a"}
+{"text":"FRT AR9 or Marlin 1894, it's genuinely too close to call Both are super easy and cheap to shoot, of course ripping 30 like a madman is always fun but popping plates with 38s is its own level of heaven don't really shoot 22, have a nice Savage but I rarely take it out S&W 686 Just feels good to let off a fuck you 357 load and shake the forest, plus I can break clay pigeons with it at 50 yards one handed with it N/A Benelli M3 Pump and semi, enough said"}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) Galil, it's the shiznit, although I do shoot my Mosin a bunch because I have infinite ammo for it and I like how manly it makes me feel rifle (rimfire) Winchester Model 69, it's my only .22 rifle. I like shooting Shorts out of it, hitting pop cans and making that PTUNK sound is immensely satisfying handgun (centerfire) Jericho, it's all tricked out and customized and it feels like an extension of my arm handgun (rimfire) Only have a Heritage Rough Rider right now. Put a .22 Mag cylinder on it. Used to have a Colt Woodsman Match Target, but it was a safe queen and I needed to pay a dentist bill more than I needed a Kino's Journey prop that I shot once a year. Fuck it was nice though shotgun Toss up between my Remington Model 11 and my chink-built 1887 clone"}
+{"text":"Oh I forgot I have a Shockwave too, that's pretty fun, I like that I always forget to buy shells, so I don't shoot shotguns that much"}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) M1 Garand rifle (rimfire) 10/22 I assembled on a brn-22 receiver for CMP rimfire sporter handgun (centerfire) 1911 but I just picked up a S&W K38 that might take over handgun (rimfire) Browning Buckmark, but I want a Mk.4 shotgun Browning Superposed Most of them are the guns I shoot in matches. Not sure if they’re the most fun because they’re fun to shoot or because I just have fun at matches"}
+{"text":"What is the best in class for each category? HMG MMG LMG GPMG SAW you can choose the same gun for multiple or all categories. I'd stick with M2 M240 HK21 kinda hard to choose a SAW I like all around more than aforementioned choices"}
+{"text":"I want one bad, but that's probably just cause I'm real familiar with the rifle since I'm a poorfag. You don't actually own one, do you? I've seen that there's people out there who offer them, but what does it really cost? I also wonder how it differs from the real thing. Not that I'll ever have the money to buy this shit..."}
+{"text":"'C-Couldn't be me' don't start no shit = (You), won't be any"}
+{"text":"imho there are only three basic 'categories'— Heavy machine gun: Crew served, chambered in bigger-than-infantry-rifle round. Can range up to ~ 15 mm, after which the gun becomes an autocannon Machne gun : includes all the superfluous duplicative redundant wordsalad 'GPMG', 'MMG'. These guns can (not always) be tripod mounted and are served by a crew of 2 personnel, though they can be fired/operated by just 1 man Light machine gun : Main operational intent is for 1 crewman (though emplaced belt-fed deployment is for crew of 2). Can be chambered in \"\"\"\"\"full power\"\"\"\"\" or \"\"\"\"\"intermediate\"\"\"\"\" <---faggot wordsalad funkopopcollector videogameairsoftlarper needless subcategorization but Here We Are, cartridges. Includes the vague 'SAW' and (relatively newer) 'assault machine gun' category guns, along with \"IARs\" (infantry automatic rifles, aka an otherwise-standard magazine fed infantry rifle with heavier barrel intended for sustained full auto fire support from a bipod). Light machine guns are mainly intended to be fired from a bipod mount, and are belt-fed though many have accessory can-belt/drum magazines or an adapter for standard infantry rifle mags, but can also be carried and fired upright individually by 1 soldier (hence the \"light\" nomenclature) That's it, that's all"}
+{"text":"It's even simpler than you think it is. A GPMG is an MMG operated by one man and a SAW is an LMG operated by one man."}
+{"text":"<shrug> ok, but there are still just 3 categories"}
+{"text":"Post your items,prices and burner"}
+{"text":"considering there is probably going to be another $150 in theft tact on to that price just to get it into your hands, thats a little steep for me"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Getting scammed is the least of your problems. The faggots here aren't worth dealing with since by and by large they are whiny, entitled cunts and this is made more dangerous by the fact they have guns and know where you live by virtue of you having a transaction with them."}
+{"text":"It's okay. Just one other platform to sell stuff. Can't hurt. As a whole though, this board doesn't feel remotely similar to how it was 5 or 6 years ago though. Feels more like /pol/ overflow instead of a bunch of dudes running into the woods with a rifle and gear."}
+{"text":"Ok boomer Feels more like /pol/ overflow instead of a bunch of dudes running into the woods with a rifle and gear. I have heard this exact same complaint for 10 years straight"}
+{"text":"I posted about this a long time ago, the day I found these magazines. A shitload of old hunting mags going back to 1980 (ignore the CDs and games). I'd love to scan and share them, but all my research comes up at the possibility of copyright rape. Is there some way to do this that I'm missing? I don't want these to slowly turn to dust in my entertainment center"}
+{"text":"Probably just archive.org upload that shit and if it's an issue then it gets flagged. Your ISP? Maybe they'd bitch, who knows. Which reminds me, I have a 1976 Weaver optic catalog to scan. Fiber optic glowing shotgun rib dots and red dots in 1976 (no, not OEGs). Wild as fuck. Wish I knew how to turn it into a .PDF but zip full of pics is fine I guess."}
+{"text":"Neat. Just do it, nobody's copyright striking 30-40yo magazine articles m8. I'm in the process (sitting on my ass not actually doing shit) of digitizing a few books that I own that are no longer in print/limited runs. I actually have a super poorfag version of this, i just need to motivate myself to set it up and scan some shit"}
+{"text":"Postem when ur done, I hoard digitized books especially the hard to find ones."}
+{"text":"If you're that bloody paranoid then drive out to someplace with free wifi, logon with a VPN and TAILS, post it and then submit to annas-archive Sheesh why do I even have to say this on 4chan, this is basic bitch stuff"}
+{"text":"Please post them. No authority figure gives a shit about digital media t. Have been openly downloading music, movies, games, and TV shows with no VPN since 1999"}
+{"text":"Best weapon to kill a swarm of insects going after you?"}
+{"text":"It helps rapidly spread the genes via migration It reminds me of those plants that explode to scatter seeds. Or how human cities spawn settlers who colonise other sites."}
+{"text":"just give me a case of beers, a 1301, and a fuckton of shells would make for a great day. Might even shoot some locusts as well while I'm at it"}
+{"text":"50 million locusts swarming catching 300 with a handheld net what a retard"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I sure wish Canada and the UK had some."}
+{"text":"Realistically, what firearm would you need to take down a rampaging Na'vi from the Avatar films? Nine feet of solid muscle and bone (reinforced with natural carbon fibre), extremely fast-moving and agile, fighting on their own turf with very short engagement distances? There's no way 5.56 mm would cut it, would 7.62mm be enough?"}
+{"text":"felt the same, couldnt finish the second film because it was literally all just feelgood nothingness and boring ass family drama."}
+{"text":"I’m really sad we missed out on years of Cameron kino because he wanted to autistically obsess about alien cat girls I'm cool with it."}
+{"text":"I can't go on bass pro and look at the plinking targets... Because ok?! He shot an airgun hanging plate. An inline muzzleloader only did more than Jorge's 1000 joul air cannon, but it didn't penetrate a thicker real armor plate either! Heh, it only compromised it! And to the dunning Kruger about all AR500 being the same because they get to call it that over a hundred point range of hardness, armor ideally is in the upper hardness range approaching AR550. An airgun target doesn't come will a mill sheet, they just overbuild it for it's intended purpose of pellets and .22lr by using 1/4\". And the same for rifle targets that are .5\" or 5/8\" thick to handle most center-fire calibers without needing armor quality AR500 that's multi strike at .35\" to make an \"AR500\" target. A ballista wouldn't do shit to a plate carrier. You've been coping for days about this."}
+{"text":"Rat shot will do it."}
+{"text":"Enlightenment is learning to be grateful for shit that isn't permanent. Some things are just nice, then are gone. Learning to appreciate the things that were temporary for what they were and to appreciate those that are lasting for what they are is how to avoid a ton of self-loathing pining and other bullshit."}
+{"text":"Did I do good /k/? First time buying a handgun."}
+{"text":"Not even Catholic but when I see this I want to return to a point in history where people burned at the stake"}
+{"text":"I’ve been a Berettafag forever and even we used to catch shit from Glockfags before they became so shamefully cucked by California. It’s just what /k/ does. DAO/SAO?!!! IN CURRENT YEAR? REEEEEE PROPRIETARY!!! Insert meme about M9 that was abused by below minimum wage retards DA APX WAS DESIGNED FOR BRAZILIAN MONKEYS!!! CZ’s are nice too. So is the PDP. I just prefer the look of Beretta."}
+{"text":"Pathetic is participating in purely performative politics. Virginia just held their elections, and the new regime is absolutely unconcerned what anyone but their extreme leftist voter base's concerns. You're barking up the wrong tree. That energy would be better spent on something like campaigning for Casey Putsch in the Ohio Primary to overthrow the pathetic GOP pick of Vivek Ramaswamy, who would absolutely get creamed in the actual election because no Republican voter wants that dysgenic freak."}
+{"text":"Second anon isn't me I'm not really upset but I have gotten a bit weary of the Berettaposting as of late I made a typo in my original post, I meant to say \"buying it\" rather than \"buying into\" which probably made it come off worse than intended. I have no real problem with either platform besides personally not caring for the ergonomics/triggers of either (modern Sig QC aside, I still think the P226 platform is the best of the steel hammer-fired wonder nines)"}
+{"text":"Man, we don't even have to go that far, I'll take just being able to call someone like that a freak without getting fired."}
+{"text":"what a shame the 1873 was never chambered in .218 bee also it's a shame .218 bee is expensive. .218 bee is like in between .22 hornet and .222."}
+{"text":"oh shit wait. it's .25-20 not .218 bee"}
+{"text":"Oh man what a gun, ah yeah what I had back then was basically the opposite of that being a 310 Martini Cadet milsurp re-barrelled to 218 bee I guess it was kind of interesting and shot very straight, hit hard but kind of a mediocre gun"}
+{"text":"martini actions are cool"}
+{"text":"it's a shame .218 bee is expensive It's pretty cheap to reload though. And yeah it's a really lovely cartridge. 32-20 is as well."}
+{"text":"pocket carry LCR for years bodyguard 2.0 comes out suddenly everyone and their brother shills for it get an LCP max cuz im a contrarian faggot who likes to zig when people zag its kino as fuck and i can shoot it like a damn laser There is my blogpost for you, also Ruger should invest in Rustoleum, but i got the stainless slide so its not an issue anyway"}
+{"text":"What made you choose the LCP over a Bersa Thunder? I find the Bersa much more fun to shoot"}
+{"text":"I was considering a thunder plus, but compared to the lcp max its a bit large and also has a fagazine disconnect safety thats sort of gay to disable. On the regular thunder you can remove it, but on the plus you have to bend a piece of metal just right"}
+{"text":"Ruger should invest in Rustoleum Had they done this, the LCP would have been a much more massive hit. Instead, they released a KelTec clone with worse quality control."}
+{"text":"I see, enjoy your LCP. Before hearing of Bersa Thunders I was considering an LCP for a .380 myself"}
+{"text":"get an LCP max cuz im a contrarian faggot ! but i got the stainless slide so its not an issue anyway ."}
+{"text":"It has been paused until 50 bmg comes down in price"}
+{"text":"there's no way that wouldn't break the mount"}
+{"text":"Yeah the recoil is stiff as fuck. Online calc says 86 foot pounds with a 7lb shotgun. Similar to a .50 BMG, but at least with a fifty you get a brake."}
+{"text":"how sturdy would this be? Idk if i trust a shotgun clamped on my AR to be tight after a few shots"}
+{"text":"it looks like it's being held up by the optics dovetail and screws so not very"}
+{"text":"Restarting my favorite general. With the cold weather comes the time to larp as a survivor in the nuclear winter. You HAVE been spending time innawoods, haven’t you /k/? Innawoods, reenacting, and true stalking welcome."}
+{"text":"I've been hunting a lot recently, and I always have stalker vibes while I roam the fields with my IZh-27 shotgun. There are some abandoned houses here that animals like to hang around so there's that. Anyway, I've been digging around the MOLE Monorail system in stalker 2, the concept isn't new, but I don't think we saw examples of it in the OG trilogy. There's this one cut mission from CoP in Zaton where underground monorail was upsetting some digger mutants, but the mutants were cut and so was the mission. In S2 you can visit the tunnels, see the trains (they're similar to the monorail system from Black Mesa) and find some documents mentioning the monorail. Ward restarted at lest part of the system in Icarus to supply the SIRCAA. Look at the map, do you remember any other locations with monorails?"}
+{"text":"Rollan for the cutest grrl"}
+{"text":"Where do you guys do stalker challenges? I'm in the southeast near Nat. Forest land but I'm not sure where to find abandoned structures on public land. There are plenty of secluded hiking trails and backpacking areas but they are all just trees and nothing really interesting beyond that. I've looked on Google maps with the satellite imagery function to find structures but haven't been able to find any yet."}
+{"text":"There was nothing to fix. It was an excellent game on release. t. played since day one for ~150+ hours during a single playthrough"}
+{"text":"there are no words to describe how much i want to own clear sky drip"}
+{"text":"Is there a branch that is sort of functional and elitist in the russian military? vdv Nigga please In India, the Navy is the most elitist branch, they are professionals about it Black sea fleet is now the submarine force Yeah, I know they were pathetic in this war"}
+{"text":"King Monke has been making luftwaffe felddivisions ever since the Kursk invasion, all those guys chilling in Baikonur and Engels are being used as drone bait right now. The real clever ones are bribing their way into the Railway Troops. That branch is important enough to avoid getting their manpower pulled away to the trenches (since Russia can't into strategic airlifting and relies on trains for literally everything) and guarantees a comfy living aside from the occasional drone raid. Also, unrelated fun fact I just learned while doing research on the war: the concept of Military Police has never existed in the Russian military. The doctrine of a unit tasked with upholding good order and discipline and providing rear area security has always been done by organizations outside the control of the military (Tsarist secret police, NKVD/KGB, MVD/National Guard, and now Chechen internal troops.) The only policing that the military does is traffic control."}
+{"text":"nta, but afaik the checks and loading is done not by the crew of the submarine, but by the crew of the dock the sub is in"}
+{"text":"Their aviators do the full USN prinary/intermediate/advanced pipeline down at NAS KIMGSVILLE. We had 3 of them in my class. At least at winging they have the exact same standards as regular USN guys. Not sure what their FRS or later follow on training is like"}
+{"text":"Why do you type like that what is wrong with how I type?? seriously now I'm questioning almost 2 decades of shitposting"}
+{"text":"It is actually boomer spacing. I'm pretty sure he's referring to newlines being used within a paragraph. So instead of writing something and letting the computer softwrap whenever the line gets too long to display, you manually line-break (press enter, unless you're a phonefag) before it gets to the end of the line. Also coupled with excessive newlining seriously On its own line."}
+{"text":"What's /k/'s opinion on Project Sundial? Should it have been built?"}
+{"text":"Teller bombs are pointless unless most of a state's population and economy isn't on earth. I'd guess these things are built around ~2200 AD"}
+{"text":"It came to me in a dream"}
+{"text":"No point. For the same reason the Sovs didn't make the yield of the \"Tsar Bomba\" 100MT. The fireball would have hit the top of the atmosphere and been a waste resources."}
+{"text":"That wasn't ever a serious proposal."}
+{"text":"You’re in command of Cuban military. US Carrier group parked outside your island Trump seems determined for a regime change How do you defend the island?"}
+{"text":"They seem to have mastered the very last russian lessons in the art of war. Fear them"}
+{"text":"Offer American chuds Cuban wives in exchange for opposing the invasion"}
+{"text":"Could work."}
+{"text":"Tell Trump that greenland is full of oil and precious metals"}
+{"text":"How hard would it be for a handgonner to hit a man sized target at 60m?"}
+{"text":"Those guys are fucking weird man"}
+{"text":"If it was this simple, there would be no issues but, Tr00ns will shoot up a Christian daycare once their fried dopamine receptors are not satisfied with chronic masturbation and depression sets in for good Terminally online chuds kneecap society hikikomori-style Promiscuous women subsidize their life choices via gibs programs and socialized bad decision aftercare to name a few. Those weirdos do have an impact on the larger society"}
+{"text":"handgonne both hands clearly still present"}
+{"text":"Is the handgonner the new nugget, anons?"}
+{"text":"Karl Handjobber not handgonner"}
+{"text":"laserspeed graphic designer"}
+{"text":"We all lost to be honest"}
+{"text":"Huh? Their new pistol sight looks good. Not sure why they put the battery on the side but ight. PTR vent 3"}
+{"text":"horse girl anime You mean that gacha slop?"}
+{"text":"When I submit a 4473 to a shop in order to buy a handgun, will I be flagged if I've admitted myself (voluntary) to the mental hospital for major depression, in Seattle, WA? I have no criminal record, ostensibly not on the police's radar, I've never even applied for a CPL and gotten my prints recorded. HIPAA keeps me out of the federal background check, no? Not currently on medication, haven't been for a year or so."}
+{"text":"You should be good. Kill yourselves. This. Ruger Wrangler and Heritage Rough Rider are good and cheap guns to get started on, and have those classic 1873 looks and feels to them. That can sometimes be the case, but it's not a universal thing. Sometimes it's also that the meds aren't really doing enough to help the situation, or the patient is prescribed the wrong medication, so they don't particularly matter. A lot of the inefficient and bad outcomes are because of very irresponsible pill pushing, however."}
+{"text":"Basically true. And add to that a lot of people's \"depression\" and \"anxiety\" and \"suicidal ideation\" and such are actually a perfectly normal reaction to an extremely fucked up and backwards society that is constantly out to belittle and destroy you. There's also that, but in the absence of a button to magically fix these problems with society, some people still need some sort of solution to assist them in the meantime. This can still have insufficient and even negative outcomes, of course, and other things may need to change in their personal lives. Trannies are a vanishingly small percentage of the population, and this includes a vanishingly small percentage of the subset of the population which is people who are depressed or have other (comparatively) less serious disorders. Statistically, the amount of people on anti-depressants who are also troons is so fucking small that it's difficult to even estimate properly."}
+{"text":"You have until June 1st anyway"}
+{"text":"How come they're holding them like that? Are they expecting trouble from the cashier?"}
+{"text":"Cashier is a nigger/negress so yeah probably. You can tell because even though they're armed they still have that stupid submissive smile boomers put on when speaking with subhumans so as not to insight a chimpout."}
+{"text":"It looks like they are discontinuing the 220/212 for the \"harvester\" which is just the 212/220 in the next gen 110 stock. One thing that's kind of odd is that the lefty bolt version is only in 20 gauge and not 12, but I'm pretty sure most people who were buying the 212/220 in the first place were in the know and were buying the 20 gauge version anyway"}
+{"text":"sorry I should clarify I'm from Canada and 7.62x39 is a very common hunting round here and is still being actively imported for cheap from China"}
+{"text":"oh. yeah savage's site says they don't make anything in x39 and no .30-30 either. they have a bunch of meme rounds though, including all the .30 cal rounds that fit in an AR other than .300 blacked"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"This. Fucking insane platform for the money. Sub MOA for less than a grand. My 6.5 tikka t3x is probably my fave rifle i own"}
+{"text":"Post only the most /k/fag approved vidya"}
+{"text":"You already have a thread up"}
+{"text":"It basically has every /k/ino gun I could ever want to shoot. Shame the enemies are bullet sponges and the weapon sounds are a bit weak."}
+{"text":"RE4 /k/ approved Come the fuck on! Even classic RE1-3 are more /k/ than 4, since they use real weapons and names. Excuse me while I post THE original Innawoods game ITT:"}
+{"text":"I love RE4, but how /k/ is it really? It's pretty standard action fare with its weapons, no particular emphasis on realism or real life operating. Pic related was a tactical and (relatively) realistic action game with a first person shooting segment, where you rescue hostages from terrorists occupying an embassy in France, and it predates Counter-Strike and Rainbow Six by a decade."}
+{"text":"tens of thousands of years old design has barely changed How did they get it so right?"}
+{"text":"yep, hardly any changes at all."}
+{"text":"The javelin evolved in more interesting ways, from sharpened sticks to medieval fletched javelins with giant barbed heads. Fletched javelins are incredibly common in medieval art, almost as common as bows and swords, so they were likely common weapons of war and hunting. There were also later variants for use on horseback up into the 19th century in Asia."}
+{"text":"Ah yes. Zoomers were the ones on the school board voting to defund every non essential program."}
+{"text":"Competence crisis, Grugs had an average IQ of 248"}
+{"text":"implying"}
+{"text":"Hello /k/, I am writing a story and would like some feedback please if my idea is feasible for a firearm. In the story a small number of people have to start out from scratch, they have their modern theorethical knowledge but nothing else. The goal is to make a firearm that is reliable and can take down big game. They are a couple years in, currently they can manufacture iron and low quantities high grade steel. Current constraints are the inability to manufacture mercury fulminate or lead azide nor can they draw thin-walled brass cartridges. My idea was they come up with an anachronistic rifle: single-shot, lever-actuated falling block action with a flintlock. .60 caliber, the barrel would be rifled, 32-inch long, for now wrought iron. Steel is used only for the mainspring and frizzen spring. For munition a paper cartridge. As far as I understand they would need to add a gas seal on the face of the block to mitigate leaks from the breech. Could you tell me how retarded is this for a first gun for a budding civilisation that needs force multipliers against megafauna? Feel free to suggest upgrades to be implemented at the start/down the line."}
+{"text":"I plan on including primitive grenades before guns, hollow clay then bronze balls to be thrown, filled with jagged things. Thanks for your effortposts. The iron used in its base form as shot is clever. Lathe is being worked on, I wanted to explore how could they make a functioning gun in what is basically a medieval smithy, they did it by hammer welding then finished the barrel with hand reamers. It is slow and wasteful but gave them invaluable epxerience working with iron, a psychological anchor and motivation to build a water mill powered lathe. The timeline is still quite fluid, I have only vague notions how the story would go. After the lathe is done the main block for proper cartridges would still be the chemical components required for primers, for a while."}
+{"text":"The idea of a breech loader predates metallic cartridge casings by centuries anon. The reason why it never took off in small arms prior to metallic cartridge casings is that there's really no other good way to do it. When humanity historically reached the point of technological development that you're talking about, they settled on the muzzle loading flintlock because that was the best way to do it under those constraints. This is unfortunately your best answer for this scenario. Of what use would metallic cartridge cases be if primers aren't available?"}
+{"text":"So its just Doctor Stone. But with dinosaurs."}
+{"text":"Thanks for your feedback. I will make the first ones muzzleloaders then. Basically, more city building and wrangling a sea of children as well. Additionally, should they bother with armor? I was entertaining the idea to make some sort of overlapping lamellar or scale armor for the ones heading out to expeditions or going into caves, would it be worth it? I apologize if this is off topic, just don't know where to ask, I do not think /lit/ is weapons savvy enough to be helpful."}
+{"text":"She’s wrong though. You can literally revoke your declaration right up to the compensation point. There’s literally no downside to getting your foot in the door if you have restricteds"}
+{"text":"This is your average “sports shooter” faggot"}
+{"text":"Sorry forgot to add image. Death to sport shooters"}
+{"text":"Cherry picked as fuck retard, go to 338 for a somewhat decent projection. Currently at 153 LPC seats to 145 CPC, they're polling very close. Get off Twitter for fuck sake."}
+{"text":"sport shooter seetheout retard is complying Like pottery"}
+{"text":"Do standard fortification and entrenching method counter onky artillery or also air strikes?"}
+{"text":"Not entirely, but it does significantly reduce their effective radius"}
+{"text":"Alas, I am from binland. I had the sim system on. and heard a jet in the air. I hugged the ditch. The jet dropped a virtual bomb. The sim system told me an explosion had happened within 100m (it can't go any lower) But I was alive. For artillery it's much the same. I think the virtual bombs obliterate anything within their line of sight, so if you are in a ditch you are obscured/ lower in elevation, and only die from a direct hit. Didn't really matter since a few minutes later the enemy assaulted and I got my head blown off by a machine gun. But I delayed an entire enemy company for like 5 minutes all alone. In conclusion it's all laser tag basically and explosions are simulated/calculated in the simulation."}
+{"text":"No. Today you need machine dug trenches at speed, or they won't exist long enough to provide you the short term solution they are. They mitigate but no they don't counter anymore. It's more like the aircraft in revetment theory really."}
+{"text":"sorry about your head finanon if it's any consolation, i'd like to go out to a JDAM to the forehead"}
+{"text":"I played airsoft as a kid and got my head removed by my brother's friend. The only reason that particular death stands out is because he popped out of ferns right in front of me. I think if a real war kicked off I'd be dead within 10 min but it's strangely comforting to think that. Now none of that was to say I should become a fat slob. I still train and want to be better."}
+{"text":"If you live in the US, this chart is your best place to start looking. International posters outside the US may have region specific options not shown here!"}
+{"text":"should i trade in my nissan z for a 2019 2ss camaro (plus tip) or is it too much of a lateral move"}
+{"text":"why does it look obese"}
+{"text":"still a side grade you're comparing a 400hp 3600lb RWD car to a 420hp 3700lb RWD car miata/86 is at least 1000-1500lbs lighter and corvette/g80 m3 is much faster (+100hp for starters)"}
+{"text":"What? The Nissan Z has 400 HP and 350 lb-ft. of torque. The Camaro has 455 HP and 455 lb-ft. of torque."}
+{"text":"Also, the G80 M3 base, so not competition, is 473 horsepower, 406 lb-ft of torque, and does 0-60 mph in 4.1 seconds. Same 0-60 as the Camaro."}
+{"text":"again, still a lateral a 400z is more likely to drive like a camaro than it is to drive like a miata or corvette or new m3 if you dont want what feels like a lateral you're going to want to get something that drives dramatically different"}
+{"text":"Daily Learner Bike Thread - 600cc RR is the standard learner bike edition Picrel, a standard learner bike THE daily learner bike thread This thread is for real learner riders, who want to learn properly on a 600 or higher, so that they can get ready for a liter bike. The other thread is for advanced literbikes of 900cc minimum edition. Bikes under 900cc - 600RR's are the standard learner bikes Learner Motorcycle tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, and the foaming dragon Learner gear advice from successful bike chads: you don't need gear if you don't fall off Learner Motorcycle Success discussion with literchads, their prospects, and one permaseething chameleon tranny - Who has never posted bike or hand. Never. Pulling on strings attached to manifest better cornering in the universe 600 is the recommended learner bike minimum don't let cowards tell you otherwise CBR600, GSXR600/750, R6, and ZX6R Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone know a good wheelie school in the UK? Asking for a friend."}
+{"text":"Girls are riding proper learner bikes. You are not weaker than a girl, are you?"}
+{"text":"Is this true? Are you lot working on the new learner bike sticky?"}
+{"text":"yes. The new sticky is pretty much what we have said in the last few learner threads. 600RR is the standard learner bike; eg CBR, GSXR 600, R6, ZX6R, Daytona 675 etc RR derived 600 nakeds work too; eg FSZ600, Bandit 600, Hornet 600 etc off roads are tiny engines generally, and usually slow anyway, so shoot for a 600 for learner who are naturally better riders than others, try wildcard leader bikes like gsxr750, Ducati 848 etc its that simple."}
+{"text":"mog's you're pigfat overpriced riced out honda civic while costing 10x less and actually having some soul handles better in the twisties just for shits and giggles while it's at it nothing personal"}
+{"text":"AWD listen carefully next time, stupid monkey"}
+{"text":"you're not afraid of a couple shafts, are you? tell me you're not a wrenchlet..."}
+{"text":"I low key have been looking at one of those, in a darker (?) green. Are they decent cars? I've read that this generation, F56 LCI2, is very solid. I need a small car because my apartment building's garage spots are from the 1950s. Can't fit a modern monstrosity in them at all."}
+{"text":"bhp/kg must be crazy with that wheelbase"}
+{"text":"I own a 2011 R56 1.6 turbodiesel. On its 3rd clutch and 2nd leaky turbo. 400.000km without any super major reoairs barring wearables. Will maintain and drive it 'til it blows up. It's a Citroen engine I think."}
+{"text":"This is a two-lane road in Japan."}
+{"text":"Can you climb such a hill? According to the internet, human legs can produce 150 lb-ft of torque So if your car has more than 15 lb-ft of torque, a 0.1st gear would allow you to climb it."}
+{"text":"it's just extremely zoomed in. famous spot to film that bridge from is ~10km away"}
+{"text":"I would post a pic of the two lane road your mom has, but it's not really blue board appropriate."}
+{"text":"Tiny roads for tiny people on a tiny island, it makes sense."}
+{"text":"It's not the size of the island, it's how they've build their towns and citties. Unlike us in the US, they don't really have zoning limitations, they do have zoning laws, and build codes and all that jazz, but if you wanna build a warehouse right next to a residential area right next to a restaurant right next to a park right next to a train station right next to a hospital, no one's stopping you. Japs don't have suburbia or downtown, Or at the very least they don't have it like we do, everything is mixed up, and while they do have laws and code for security and safety (if your warehouse is storing hazardous chemicals for example, they will prevent it from being build close to people) but other than that it's play ball. You don't even have to tear anything down, just remodel the inside of a house and you can have a restaurant for example If you're a random japanese cuck who wants to enact NIMBY? you're shit outta luck, you have no power in japan and your solution to NOT wanting to live next to a warehouse is to move. What does this have to do with the size of the streets? the fact they don't have to acomodate cars like we do, In the US unless you live in a major urban city, public transportation goes from dogshit to nonexistent, you NEED a car, There's no supermarket at walking distance, no clinic at walking distance, no bank at walking distance, no restaurant at walking distance, no bar at walking distance, etc. All of this shit exists in japan in some measure. And for most long distance transport there's the train, and unless you live out in the japanese boonies, you live at worst, a half an hour walk from the closest train station."}
+{"text":"Mindbroken Chameleon tranny changes TTP's This is a threador liter bike riders, who have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or aspiring liter bikers, who want to buy a liter bike. New bake a the last thread, litter thread is maxxed and the learner/ liter dichotomy is going strong. Big boi liter bike things, discussed by people who actually have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or at least those wanting to buy a liter bike liter biker illusions, like wheelies, stoppies, close-up magic, stage hypnotism and posting bike gear advice from literchads: you don't need gear if you don't have a bike, or don't fall off. Just don't fall off and you are 100% safe liter biker wife pics, webms, and swapping. Chameleon has still never seen a vagina Biker discussion with liter bike havers, and people looking to get a liter bike. LOL at the one permaseething chameleon tranny lulzcow a 600 RR is the recommended learner bike minimum, and the learner thread exists for learner discussions, although learners who want to ask literchads are encouraged. A liter over 900cc is the minimum for elite riders, who are the apex predators of the motorbike world. (New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added): Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"chameleon tranny proves he is just samefagging all the time whoa, that's a big shock. nice self-pwn"}
+{"text":"I disagree. It's great advice."}
+{"text":"Agreed fuck that. Whoever wrote that need to have a word with themselves. The lads in the last few learner threads are working on a new one anyway. It's much better."}
+{"text":"I can't complain too much, though, since I'm too lazy to do it myself thats why it is, and has been, the sticky for like 6 years now anyone who disagrees its good advice (the skinwalker freak) doesnt actually ride 28814675 28814707 look how he has to samefag to try and manufacture agreement look how he has to lie that \"a new one\" is being made"}
+{"text":"Can any ADVfags recommend some good separate upper leg and knee armor to look into? I just got a Leatt 5.5 body protector for upper body and Gaerne Enduros for my feet and lower legs, but don't see an obvious choice for hip, upper leg, and knee protection yet."}
+{"text":"This is London police car, UK (not in EU)"}
+{"text":"The only consensus here is that police worldwide are utterly useless."}
+{"text":"Tää on vissii joku stadilaaste juttu? We only see the average Transporter party van and the occasional \"assault van\", those fuck off huge, lifted and armored MB Sprinter vans."}
+{"text":"Yea, they're promising those to \"all departments\" so we might see those around 2030 outside kehä-3. Been ages since I've seen Sprinters, usually Transporters, occasionally those gray civilian models. Usually when they're guarding politicians they have couple of police in suits sitting inside gray \"construction van\" to be discreet, which I find funny."}
+{"text":"These two made citizens shit their pants in fear more than any of the cars posted in this thread."}
+{"text":"I see the sprinter sword taxis every time I visit Turku, they're fairly common there, especially along the 8 tie highway."}
+{"text":"what do conservative men drive?"}
+{"text":"cars that reflect the fact they have small penises"}
+{"text":"Those start at $300k. The one you posted is over $1,000,000"}
+{"text":"The libtards are fired up in this thread wow showing their vehicle insecurities heavily LOL."}
+{"text":"and he was 100% jew preaching to fellow jews"}
+{"text":"In my experience Kias."}
+{"text":"What do you assume of someone driving one of these?"}
+{"text":"Nothing. Assuming is for morons."}
+{"text":"why is a portland hipster driving a car with a turkish licence plate?"}
+{"text":"Thumbnail looks like a cybertruck SUV"}
+{"text":"no, he just described wagons."}
+{"text":"It's a hipster thing; you wouldn't understand"}
+{"text":"Just got my first speeding ticket, can we share stories to ease my pain? How severe are they? Are they worth fighting? Is my life over?"}
+{"text":"also 35 road everyone is speeding at 50 speed limit raised to 50 wow look those people aren't speeding anymore"}
+{"text":"Traffic court isn't real court, speeding is not actually a crime, it's a moving violation. It just so happens the state enforces the moving violations as if they are crimes in order to force you to pay the fee, which is in effect a road tax. If they didn't do any of this speed limits would be basically impossible to enforce, because if speeding tickets didn't cause otherwise sensible people a lot of pointless frustration by exposing them to the radioactive bureaucracy of the state, nobody would even pay attention to the signs."}
+{"text":"Anyone have experience dealing with 'early resolutions' and speaking with prosecutors in Canada? Is it likely a early resolution meeting is worth waiting months for? Would they reduce an already roadside-reduced speeding ticket?"}
+{"text":"they tell you you're about to get a ticket"}
+{"text":"Your inaurance only goes up if you get a point on your record"}
+{"text":"Does /o/ wear automotive apparel?"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"I have 2 T-shirts from Morgan."}
+{"text":"Castrol T-shirts"}
+{"text":"Really?"}
+{"text":"ebonics RED WING boots are made in Minnesota"}
+{"text":"Most important info to give: Region (US(g)A(y), Euroland (pronounced poor-o land), Ausfailia) Budget What you want to do with the car (hoon, outdoors, commute, haul stuff) Things you do or don't want in specific Your friendly neighborhood /o/tists will help you out."}
+{"text":"You aren't gonna need a truck in California"}
+{"text":"E92 335i Delusional"}
+{"text":"e39 530d manual"}
+{"text":"Just get an S-Class already"}
+{"text":"EV Is more cost effective. In last 5 years ICE got more expensive, EV got less effective. You are limited by charging, so make sure you have a plan for that."}
+{"text":"check my tranny dipstick tranny fluid is already brownish red mfw my car is only 2 years old with 20k miles how cooked am I?"}
+{"text":"get it analyzed and stop guessing anything else is just trying to read tea leaves"}
+{"text":"buddy stop street racing"}
+{"text":"I have 150K km on my 2014 Mazda 3 and have never checked or changed my tranny fluid. I think it's fine. Schrodinger's fluid."}
+{"text":"Most trannys never get their fluid changed. The recommended interval is usually somewhere around 60k miles unless you have some German bullshit that tells you it's a lifetime fill. You're doing better than average if you change the fluid at literally any point before the transmission dies."}
+{"text":"it's fine, just replace every 40k, don't worry about the color (unless it gets moisture in it)"}
+{"text":"i like it because i grew up with it in midnight club. the only eclipse i dont like is the 4th gen, but thats just personal preference"}
+{"text":"Only 7 bolt second gen’s experienced crank walk dumb fuck."}
+{"text":"Hairdresser car"}
+{"text":"kys faggot"}
+{"text":"mad because your wrong and your epic le maymay comment failed"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the ITS either, since the value proposition over the CTR or TLX A-Spec isn't really there. If it had AWD and Honda's 10AT or 8DCT, then it could better compete with the European brands. Forcing MT in something that is supposed to pull double duty as a luxury daily driver is tone deaf despite what the online 'enthusiast' community claims people want. Most Honda fans who want that powertrain will buy the CTR. People who want all the Acura tech will buy the TLX with 272 HP that is more than enough for most people. The ITS and the new Prelude feel like parts bin cars because Honda still insists on making all its small cars FWD."}
+{"text":"My CRV is pissing me off. Got it from I guy who used to live in Chicago so the bottom is all rusted to hell. It feels off driving over 60. Love the body type though"}
+{"text":"Sorry about the corrosion Anon, try having the suspension inspected to make sure it's not unsafe or anything."}
+{"text":"I've driven a few cars over the years, but I just love my Jazz. it has the best dash, temp gauges would've been cool, but that's about it. The manual is the best I've ever driven and the steering feel is the best I've driven. Brakes could've been better. Thanks for reading a review of my lil honder."}
+{"text":"temp gauges would've been cool, but that's about it Honda Jazz is based, you're not missing much Anon, even my Accord's temp gauge isn't that useful, it's either \"stone cold\", \"perfectly where it needs to be\", or \"or holy shit I need to turn A/C off on this massive hill because it's going to the moon\", it may as well be an idiot light like the Jazz."}
+{"text":"why does /o/ hate new cars so much? i drove an old ass 2002 audi for a good decade and finally bought myself a brand new car after turning 30 and getting a good job and holy shit apple carplay is really nice, the maps are so useful, the backup camera is also very nice and just everything about it is great. old cars fucking suck ass."}
+{"text":"what this does, and we have stats to prove it now, is results in worse drivers and worse safety. Unironically they are making the world a less safe place by adding all these driver aids. Of course the rich jews that sell these scam products get rich, but everyone else suffers."}
+{"text":"car beeps at you at least once every 2 minutes more distracted driving incidents Wow who could have seen that coming."}
+{"text":"apple carplay is really nice, the maps are so useful, the backup camera is also very nice Holy shut the FUCK UP NORMALFAG. You can replace the interior of older cars with whatever toddler ipad garbage you want. I can put a cheap bluetooth radio, cheap backup camera, and a cheap shitty ipad in the center console of a 2000 honda civic and suddenly I have a 2020 honda civic. Its the same fucking shit, the only difference is you are paying 5 figures extra for gay smartphone features while I can get them for $1k tops. You are not handy or passionate about cars. You are a consumer faggot."}
+{"text":"They're ugly They're bloated and overweight They're soulless with generic global design trends and inoffensive colors They're full of electronic nannies that get in the way of real driving and annoy you They're totally numb to drive because of drive by wire on everything and electric steering"}
+{"text":"Kek shoulda got an F10 M5 Competition"}
+{"text":"What typical car brands aren't touched by the Chinese Communist Party? Are cars of today forever tainted by their bloody hands? It seems you can't even \"buy American™\" these days anymore. I'd rather not be associated with them"}
+{"text":"Buying USA is hard if not impossible. I settled for a Japan built car."}
+{"text":"I was surprised to find- when my friend started restoring an S197 Ford Mustang, how some of the parts for the car were discontinued and can no longer be purchased. My 90s Toyota had parts that were still being manufactured to this day- and could be ordered direct from Japan, which is incredible."}
+{"text":"Korean cars. Korea and China hate each other. Korean cars use Korean LG batteries."}
+{"text":"Korean cars you're joking right? They don't have the experience to make a quality car. They can't even prevent theft of their cars as they didn't even bother securing the ignition switch from being accessed."}
+{"text":"just admit defeat I can buy cheap chink parts and save money to buy domestic/import components where it matters at the cost of your suffering which neither you or I think about thanks for the mandrel bent stainless exhaust kit for like 90 dollars chang but i don't see how this means you're winning little mister economic superpower."}
+{"text":"Tested 3 of six ignition coils and all worked fine. Took fuel pump and fuel injector relays out. Took all six spark plugs out. A bit black and gap is slightly larger than should be. Computer now disables spark. How am I supposed to test them? I want to know if these were causing an issue before I tidy them up"}
+{"text":"You'll be fine, assuming you don't keep running the car for too short a time as I assume you have been doing. Condensation is expected to form on occasion, and modern oils are designed to capture water and burn it off as it warms up. When regularly starting a car that you're not driving, you need to essentially ignore the coolant gauge and go further than just letting the needle get to the middle before shutting it off. Start the car and let it warm up a tad until the gauge is off the peg, then start gently accelerating and holding the engine up and down the rev range up to a maximum of 3,000 rpm until the car shows it's at operating temperature. Once that has been achieved, you can then start revving up and down as you wish, holding rpms at random points, for random lengths of time to mimic driving around. Your ultimate goal here is to heat the engine oil and exhaust up enough to burn off all the condensation that forms in said systems. You'll know you've succeeded once the white cloud of water vapour stops appearing from the exhaust. It usually takes 20 to 30 minutes for my cars to burn off any and all traces of water or water vapours. Do this at least once a month, and your engine should be fine."}
+{"text":"Should I offer to fix it if I'm not dating her sure, maybe you can turn it into a date and know she is dating someone else? HELL NO. What is wrong with you?"}
+{"text":"No, you cuck"}
+{"text":"Thanks. I saw someone suggest taking the oil cap off while heating the engine up to let the water boil off through there. Would that be a good idea?"}
+{"text":"Depending on where the timing chain or valves are, it could just end up flinging oil out of the cap hole, so I'd avoid it. Any vapours inside the engine will be routed through the CCV system and pumped out of the exhaust, so don't worry about it."}
+{"text":"What are classic cars you should like but just can't? Lincoln Continental 1961 should work as an undestated, designer elecance. But its just too plain for me. I can see the classy appeal, but its just a normal car."}
+{"text":"I'm not doubting the suspension but this looks like a metal turd. I have the same problem with the E-Type hardtop. I just don't get how it's supposed to look any good."}
+{"text":"they made it better-er"}
+{"text":"The style is great, but the proportions are terrible. For a better execution of that concept, look at the Toyota 2000GT."}
+{"text":"I find Countach to look stupid and not in a good way. I am a Diablo guy through and through."}
+{"text":"This looks like if they turned Kennedy into a car."}
+{"text":"Why don’t people drive Russian cars?"}
+{"text":"i drove a lada 2101 for a few years"}
+{"text":"It's hard to get parts for them here."}
+{"text":"Fingol Russian simp Have some self respect."}
+{"text":"I do, that's why I traded my jap truck for a Niva and my BMW X6 35d for a Vogla."}
+{"text":"Muscovy makes cars?"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"Nobody is realistically cross-shopping these with a new daily driver Honda lol yup a more realistic alternative would be an m3 or something. i just wanted to take a shit all over the 718, as it deserves (except the gts of course, those are based.)"}
+{"text":"seriously you have no reason to get it over a TLX unless you just NEED a manual in wrong wheel drive or a hatchback or you're afraid of it getting stolen"}
+{"text":"TLX RIP"}
+{"text":"the nu-integra looks good in person, moreso than the civic shame about the 1.5t in the non type s models, that thing fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"the integra has MORE INTERIOR SPACE, is significantly cheaper, and is still in production."}
+{"text":"now that drumpf is allowing chink cars to be sold in the US, will we be getting jimnies? i want mine in superior white ofc."}
+{"text":"They're cramped cars I didn't know you drive with your obese wife and 3 children every day to work! I'm sorry to offend you! You should buy a Lexus."}
+{"text":"at any speed This car is lethargic, but every other point stands."}
+{"text":"It still amazes me that \"safety\" inevitably becomes a regulation failure for kei cars in U.S.A. when Pennsylvania doesn't even require helmets on their motorocycles. What The Fuck"}
+{"text":"no dealer network no EPA certification no 10 year supply of spare parts never going to happen unless more laws are changed or repealed"}
+{"text":"Rate engine thread!"}
+{"text":"It's a Renault D4F, first used in the Twingo."}
+{"text":"Looks do not matter. It's an engine, what matters is performance and longevity."}
+{"text":"The best diesel engine"}
+{"text":"Don't be absurd. That's not even the best BMW diesel engine, let alone the best diesel engine in general."}
+{"text":"amerifat reaction detected B57 is overcomplicated and has a ton of factory fresh faults, not to mention all the eco-shit put on it, N57 is just junk, M51 is outdated and outperformed easily by OM606."}
+{"text":"even worse. if you want chinkshit you either go simagic or conspit"}
+{"text":"buying chinkshit when he could be a cardholding THRUSTMASTER"}
+{"text":"Nah springs is not the feel I'm going for"}
+{"text":"that's what a real throttle has though, a fucking spring"}
+{"text":"Post car neckbeard"}
+{"text":"What exactly is \"the point\" of this?"}
+{"text":"this lil spic rents and hasnt even painted the drywall tape in his (((rented))) garage and suddenly xhe's an expert on real estate. kek. my sides."}
+{"text":"Picked it up last summer"}
+{"text":"Which one neckbeard? I'm not hispanic at all, and my house isn't rented THOUGH"}
+{"text":"When will we have self drifting cars?"}
+{"text":"Goddamn imagine an ai stability control that applies counter steer when the ass gets some slip angle so you can drive fast af like the classic RUF yellow bird video"}
+{"text":"Bruh das alrdy wat BigMexiWeiners and other Douchelandic brands du. BMWs are like cheater mode for dorifuto'ing. Too easy. Learning to drift a Mustnag is the real hard part. AMERICAN PRYDE"}
+{"text":"just get a vette bro"}
+{"text":"Why is he only wearing socks?"}
+{"text":"He saw it in the rear view mirror. And yes, slapping a gopro to your head in some current meta mid life crisis mobile is common."}
+{"text":"let me redline a cold engine on a vehicle not even past its break-in Wtf why did it explode okay retard"}
+{"text":"You drive bare foot? Weirdo."}
+{"text":"Punished Chevrolet"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I live in nyc"}
+{"text":"I’m so sorry"}
+{"text":"Ugly headlights. The E92 is the only good looking one."}
+{"text":"same, anon."}
+{"text":"Cost of living is a meme. It's basically just a rebrand of income inequality for the benefit of mega corps. Only rubes fall for it. Look at it objectively. We're going to pay you less salary but that's ok because you can live in the cheap ghetto by our factory. Meanwhile expensive homes and neighborhoods isolate high earners from this in both locations only back north you'd \"only\" be a regular joe among your peers vs living in an ivory tower surrounded by squalor in flyover. As someone from the south visiting family on the coast it's night a day difference in living conditions."}
+{"text":"So can I just go to Vancouver, buy a Xiaomi car, and drive it back to California now?"}
+{"text":"did you hear? Bill got an exeyeohmeya I think it's called what? It's chinease hahahahahahah"}
+{"text":"which chinese car is it with the heads up display that shows all cops around you?"}
+{"text":"So can I just go to Vancouver, buy a Xiaomi car, and drive it back to California now? Sure, in 25 years.."}
+{"text":"If you maintain a residence in Canada and register it in Canada, then sure. You just can't register it here"}
+{"text":"Communist party products with more steps And the worst part is that they're blatant porsche ripoffs, not even trying to hide that they just traced porsche's design and put a battery under the chassis."}
+{"text":"Some guy spent 34 million on a Ferrari at auction."}
+{"text":"I like the ford better it looks happy while the ferrari looks like a drooling retard"}
+{"text":"A 250GTO is a good place to park your money, if you have millions to throw around. Much cheaper to insure and service than 3,400 shitboxes. I like them too."}
+{"text":"I wish wops would build cars like these instead of just selling more coke wedges for new money arabs. I don't like the coontachs retarded grandchildren and I don't like how competetive they and ferrari are with their designs. just build a beautiful car instead of racing cars and coke wedges we're all fucking sick of seeing them, sell a beautiful painting of a car once again. pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"I'm sure he earned the money through honest labor and dealings."}
+{"text":"hit 60mph WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Doesnt happen in my car."}
+{"text":"It sucks weed smoke out gud"}
+{"text":"driving a car that has a sunroof"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"The Ultimate B58 powered Driving Machine."}
+{"text":"what the hell is this?"}
+{"text":"Black wheels ebay lip Riced out"}
+{"text":"You're reducing the quality of the board by trying to replace reality with lies. If you can only get in a point by obviously lying and making shit up, you didn't need to post it in the first place. I really hated reading your stupid & asinine petty moron comment."}
+{"text":"You are a ricer, always will be too."}
+{"text":"That's the slot you pour your money into."}
+{"text":"Why aren't cars this beautiful anymore? is it the lust for agressive styling from consumers that's ruining the purity of design or is it safety regulations ie pedestrian safety that's making everything look mid, or downright ugly"}
+{"text":"I don't disagree with many of your points and, if you look at the differences between Jag XJS and DB11 (the DB7 was based off the XJS floorpan) the Jag has more ground clearance. I don't really accept that the greenhouse or the tumblehome is hugely different between DB11 and DB7 when the overall proportions are taken into account; I will agree the DB7 is a much cleaner design with less fussy detail, but that's Marek Reichman vs Ian Callum for you. I prefer the shorter overhangs on the DB11, and I always admired the earlier BMWs for their ability to get the wheels right at the front corners of the car - not so easy with offset impact tests. Concluding, because we're getting into impressions vs actual dimensions (which neither of us has access to), I think regulations have driven some change in automotive styling, but some companies have taken the easy route and made their vehicles look like house bricks. I don't think you could accuse Aston of that. To illustrate my point, here's a 2000 BMW 3-series vs a modern 2-series"}
+{"text":"Surprised how nobody has said this car but I present the Jaguar XK (ill include all the model variants and whatever since its basically the same general visual concept since the 90s) As good as it looks I have to say id take its predecessor over it"}
+{"text":"Depends what you want. If you want more of a GT car, get the XK. You want the sportier feeling car. Get the F-Type."}
+{"text":"so the \"fat\" of the DB11 has grown towards the ground like many other brand new cars This doesn't get pointed out enough. Modern cars axels stick out ridicilously high from the unibody, supported by expensive low travel trick suspension to keep the centre of gravity somewhat in the manageble. That and standard 19 inch wheels."}
+{"text":"Modern cars axels stick out ridicilously high from the unibody, supported by expensive low travel trick suspension to keep the centre of gravity somewhat in the manageble. You have no idea what you are talking about, do you? Just a word salad of things you've read and not understood"}
+{"text":"American excellence"}
+{"text":"Most intelligent Texans."}
+{"text":"This mf doesn't know what a widget is! Kek You ARE wrong and the fact you double down PROVES that you're double digit."}
+{"text":"ignoring the 911's KDR"}
+{"text":"Stop trying to sound smarter than you are little nigga"}
+{"text":"A native speaker is far more likely to make that mistake actually. Phonological mistranscriptions of idioms require a level of proficiency in a language that non-native speakers rarely achieve."}
+{"text":"Worth 15k @ 56k miles? Dealership is willing to take GX470 with a fucked transmission for 4400 but I heard these also have transmission issues and I'm traumatized, can't afford to fix a CVT. What're some very cheap and modern alternatives?"}
+{"text":"In terms of reliability-to-cost, you'd be far better off with a 2012-14 Ford Focus with a manual. That said, how can you afford 15k to purchase another car but can't afford 3k for a used transmission?"}
+{"text":"That's what I was thinking. Few will tell me that Chevy is reliable, but I'm hearing far more tell me it is just a hassle. Was likely just thinking Toyota or Honda instead. Not that a Malibu is, but also wanting something fun to drive."}
+{"text":"Heard way too many bad experiences about those so I'm adverse. To answer your question though, it's because literally no shop in my town will do it for 3k, I've called maybe 10-15 different places yesterday and the cheapest for a swap was 4800 and didn't offer any warranty so I'm skeptical. It's 4800 and this car is just coming up at the mileage where there's a lot of other small repairs, a grand here, a grand there, all going to be coming in at around the same time. Since I have some (potentially) big expenses in the near future, financing a car lets me bleed the 15k slowly when I know I have job security as opposed to me blowing 6-7k at once and not having a safety net for a while after that potential large expense hits soon. It's not that I haven't considered the idea, I love the Lexus, but either a day, week, or month from now, I'm going to have to spend upwards of 10k in one swing and I'm a bit tired of driving 25-35 year old cars frankly."}
+{"text":"Really? The engine is known to be quite reliable, as is the manual transmission. The autos sucked donkey balls though."}
+{"text":"Maybe I was hearing too much about automatic transmissions, I think that’s where I heard a bulk of the complaints. Quite a few things about the smaller stuff like electrical issues and whatnot. I stopped paying attention after a point."}
+{"text":"How do we make turn signals less difficult and confusing for the average driver?"}
+{"text":"People who don't use their signals are insurance scammers."}
+{"text":"urn signals less difficult and confusing for the average driver? ??? how is a flashing light on the side they are going confusing and difficult? It doesn't get more simple than that. If someone can't figure out how to put their turn signal on they don't deserve a license. Literally 5 iq shit."}
+{"text":"You have to be 18 to post here."}
+{"text":"Make the tail light blink so I can see if you are turning from a 1/4 mile away at night as I run up on you at 70 mph. I can't see which way you are turning when your rear turn signal is some blinking amber light surrounded by brake lights until I am already too close to be doing 70. I would like to know which direction you are turning off the highway well in advance. Can I fly by you because you are Turing right or will you be turning left and I need to slow and prepare to stop. With a blinking tail light I can see from far away."}
+{"text":"In a decade we'll be in Minority Report / Demolition Man / I Robot tier self driving cars and turn signals will be nonexistent because Central Control will determine all vehicle paths."}
+{"text":"Jelly /o/?"}
+{"text":"guys everyone is as poor and incompetent as me! is my favorite poorfag cope."}
+{"text":"Salam alaikum, Lyutvi."}
+{"text":"7 series is incredible desu, shame it’s not yours. Also I just have to recommend the older gen given the headlights are better and the depreciation bigot already happened"}
+{"text":"poorfags this poorfags that t. finances a $4000 trugg for 6 gorillion years"}
+{"text":"Kek another poorfag cope fantasizing about someone else financing something t. literally has no debt or loans and still has a more expensive and faster car than you"}
+{"text":"My engine isnt reaching operating temps while driving anymore, what do?"}
+{"text":"That's because Ford is retarded. Toyota figured out it was more efficient not to use the cooling system like 20 years ago. Also I'm a little disappointed that fags like you are perfectly comfortable admitting that you brought a hybrid Cuck truck. Have some self respect."}
+{"text":"K even though ford licensed their hybrid shit from Toyota It's the same system you moron, the only difference is toyota implemented a heat storage tank to do the same thing more efficiently."}
+{"text":"it's cold out why is my engine not heating up like if it was hot out A question for the ages."}
+{"text":"Nice zc33s brother Mine takes 15 mins of driving to fully hit temp in winter weather (uk) Once the oil hits 70c you're fine to WOT They're a tiny engine and produce little heat. Make sure your ac isn't running as it will run the cooling fans at 100% for the condenser which will cool your rad Oh, and you'd best not be running piss thin 0w20, that's only in there to reduce emissions. Try 5w30 motul or shell helix Happy swifting fren"}
+{"text":"it was more efficient not to use the cooling system No goddamn way is expending electricity to run a dedicated heating element more efficient than extracting waste heat from the coolant by blowing air through a heat exchanger. Absolutely not."}
+{"text":"They were 2nd and 3rd, IIRC."}
+{"text":"Not real Dakar Rally, not in spirit of Dakar Rally and not even to Dakar anymore"}
+{"text":"Blame Mauritanians for fucking a good thing up."}
+{"text":"I miss the old days where it was just accepted that motorsport was just inherently dangerous. The solution should have been to keep the rally in Africa, but step up security and have gunship helicopters. Almost everything about nuDakar sucks. Stage speed limits, regulations upon regulations, <8500 km, minimal privateers, fucking Red Bull bringing masseuse services between rallies for their drivers, alternative fuel initiatives, etc etc. Even with all this modern technology, the coverage of the rally is absolute garbage."}
+{"text":"Anyone else addicted to buying and selling cars and is never happy?"}
+{"text":"I am too poor to buy cool cars I really want"}
+{"text":"That's just depression"}
+{"text":"I like the car buying process and the hunt for a good listing more than I like car ownership."}
+{"text":"I would not be able to get addicted to this because in the process you'd have to deal with a ton of absolute fucking retards and their lawyers CONSTANTLY. OP either lives in a wonderworld that doesn't exist or is literally making shit up."}
+{"text":"Had this with guns. This anon  is probably right, and it’s likely because of my parents. Thank you for reading my blog."}
+{"text":"Average night in Czechia edition"}
+{"text":"stop fucking eating im like the same pant size i was in HS i sure af dont eat what i did when i was younger because i would blow up like a balloon. stop fucking eating carbs too. just stop"}
+{"text":"kek i still eat what i did when i was younger because it was (almost) all home cooked meals and they were actually delicious too. portion sizes haven't gotten bigger too, still use the same bowl too"}
+{"text":"I've talked about it in past threads but I'll do it again. Not being a fat bastard isn't hard. Plug your height, weight, and age into a BMR calculator and add a sedentary activity level of calories to that number. Eat 500 less than the sum total of the two every day. You will lose a pound a week. Doesn't matter what you eat, if calories out are higher than calories in you lose weight. Shit isn't hard it just requires discipline. If you can bang out 600-800 miles a day consistently you can lose the weight."}
+{"text":"Growing up in the South didn’t prepare me for the flat Midwest – my dumb ass is yielding to traffic over a mile away! Trucker behind me is throwing a shit fit over the cb radio."}
+{"text":"I can't believe it but........things are finally looking up. I'm finally making money again. Also, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the construction zone from the NC/SC state line on 95 all the way to Fayetteville. I felt like the Mulsanne Straight at Le Mans last night on the first lap everyone going Mach fuckin Jesus between the Jersey barriers I can't believe no one wrecked last night, and I got the last spot at the pickle park and helped some guy get his truck started this morning. Dropped an injector going into Atlanta Finish delivery, bobtail all the way back to Springfield to get it fixed Fixed in literally an hour and didn't have to sit at the stealership for a week Get PM done and oil looks great, no metal in the filters Decide fuck it, mental health day at Oasis Hotel Prime Inc. has an e-waste bin I did a screen replacement on the road so I asked if I could toss the old screen in the bin \"Sure Primefag\" Open the gate, there's a box of trucker GPS's, a 4th gen Ipad Air 64gb two Windows 8 laptops, two rechargeable battery packs for phones and a Mifi X Pro 5g wireless hotspot Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I never realized just how smoll they are until I got up close to one at the ny auto show"}
+{"text":"Damn. I know GM deserves all the shit it's given, but its still my favourite of the big 3 for shit like this"}
+{"text":"You can only LARP as Pierce Brosnan in one of those."}
+{"text":"think pierce has maybe been architecting those bimmers maybe? can't see any other explanation"}
+{"text":"it's funny because it's true"}
+{"text":"I'd say that it'd probably be a good idea for the U.S to ban anyone with a Chinese car from crossing their border considering they're all spying machines anyways, but at the same time It's not like it would effect the people buying them much at all since they're either foreign plants loyal to the CCP or people with the strongest TDS known to man, and both of those groups hate the current U.S government and wouldn't visit the country anyways."}
+{"text":"I hate living in Canada as a white canadian. chinese spy cars incoming pajeet truckers everywhere killing people 2.1million pajeets loosing their status this year alone they won't go home Tim's is hot garbage shithole house cost 600k But hey, prime minister blackface is banging tired out old popstar pussy i guess"}
+{"text":"I for one look forward to our new BYD overlords, get fucked mutts"}
+{"text":"canadian mutt calling someone else a mutt kek, i'm sure all those ICE pickup owners re going to switch to EV any day now lmao"}
+{"text":"ICE Canada lead-poisoning really did a number on you guys eh"}
+{"text":"Your VIN number DOES start with a J, right?"}
+{"text":"4 cars with J tractor with J excavator with J uooooooh onii-chan kawaii!!!"}
+{"text":"My Jimny, Swift Sport, Copen and SV1000 VINs all start with J"}
+{"text":"bro what is it with people and crashing into preludes? are they too low? mine got crashed into 3 times before it was totalled."}
+{"text":"Yeah if you have a low old school JDM car then keep it away from women drivers."}
+{"text":"my celica has been hit 4 times while parked it's either intentional or people need their licenses revoked."}
+{"text":"Thinking about trying to buy one of the old early 90's Chevy S-10 Blazer or GMC S-15 Jimmy compact SUVs. Anyone got experience with these or something adjacent? It would be my first project car if I got one."}
+{"text":"Wait. So half of the Rangers manufactured should be fleet spec, meaning white, correct? So half of the used market.shoukd be white rangers, right? And there should be trucks with half-removed vinyl lettering and ghost logos from paint fade like used U-haul box trucks if im understanding you correctly. And yet thats not what we see on the road. So where's the discrepancy? Did all the fleet trucks never get sold to the public at end-of-service? Or were fleet sales so insignificant that we dont even see evidence of them today?"}
+{"text":"Or were fleet sales so insignificant that we dont even see evidence of them today nta but my brother in christ they are 30 year old trucks now. If they didn't shit out the powertrain and/or back into the earth ,they were thrashed to death by every teenager when they used to be 500$ and a case of beer"}
+{"text":"S10s and their derivatives are dogshit and their owners are white niggers"}
+{"text":"Was given one by family. Got it to 275k miles while giving me zero problems. The only things were the EGR valve had a habit of clogging up every two years making it run poorly and stink up the exhaust (nothing some carb cleaner couldn't fix), no AC, and dry rotted vacuum lines. Dumped it because the transmission was starting to slip and I was afraid it would leave me stranded. I regret getting rid of it every day, I should have given it the dignity of dying under it's own power."}
+{"text":"they are 30 year old trucks Ive had my license longer than that. Theres 20 Rangers within a half mile radius in my city so the rest of your post is bullshit. I had friends buy all of these new off the lot. I spent a decade as a grease monkey working on them all. Ive seen them go from some of the most common vehicles on the streets to getting their own sections in junkyards to grail barn finds and \"i know what ive got\" boomer trash. I have the experience thats apparently lacking itt. Toyota, Ford, Nissan all made better trucks. Volkswagen was a better truck than the S10. The Xtreme and Syclone couldnt save sales because the trucks were trash. Even updating the engine to finally produce HP/L comparable to their competition wasnt enough to match sales. Because the trucks were trash and even GM loyalists were buying Ford trucks."}
+{"text":"I'm selling my 1999 r129 for $49,000. 129,000 miles nothing wrong."}
+{"text":"I was looking at R129 for a while because I am retarded but it seems that most of the ones in my country are salvage titles reimported from US. The ones under 10k are probably write offs, I guess around 20k for a decent one?"}
+{"text":"LOOKING GOOD, WAYNE!"}
+{"text":"Fuck off Wayne"}
+{"text":"I was chewing on ls swapping one until I realized how much fabrication is required. This might honestly make make me consider getting another one."}
+{"text":"Make 80k, it goes to 100k make 120k, it goes to 130k make 160k, it goes to 200k Ffs why cant i just have this one thing why. Cayman 4.0s too, 10 years old should be 50k is 100k."}
+{"text":"spyder just like that That ain't a \"spyder\" nigga. I'm not exactly a ferrari expert, but in a lot of cars that came in a soft top model that model is worth a lot less than the others."}
+{"text":"People actually buying the shit It's the same people, btw, median homebuyer age increases like 0.7 years every year. Mass migration allows that equilibrium to be maintained indefinitely"}
+{"text":"You're retarded"}
+{"text":"spyder is the convertible. that is the GTS model (targa top)."}
+{"text":"By the time you can actually afford it, your knees won't allow you to get in to or out of it gracefully."}
+{"text":"The great debate"}
+{"text":"No you don't"}
+{"text":"*mic drop*"}
+{"text":"Based retardo mutts, keep fighting the good fight."}
+{"text":"Steering wheel on the wrong side fags have no answer for pic rel"}
+{"text":"Having regularly driven both LHD and RHD cars, I can honestly say it makes no practical difference mechanically; unlike the minute and precise movements needed to write or use a mouse, steering and shifting requires far less finesse, and once you start training your muscle memory to get used to the feeling, it's just as easy to use your left hand as it is your right. The real problems of RHD vs. LHD come from driving a LHD car in a RHD country, or vice versa. Seeing around parked cars can be quite annoying, and I've ended up pulling out in front of on a couple people in the past as I was unable to seeing oncoming traffic behind said parked cars, and drive thru's can be rather awkward for obvious reasons."}
+{"text":"Post car humor, automotive funnies, motorbike memes, etc"}
+{"text":"Either I'm hyperautistic or BTTF references were never funny to me."}
+{"text":"I always hear bad things about them, but aren't the asian ones at least normal and just legitimately into cars?"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, learn how to speak English jeet"}
+{"text":"learn how to suck nipples better niggerboy"}
+{"text":"Tattoos Puke"}
+{"text":"Cringe barf wretched vomit inducing"}
+{"text":"99% of car girls are clout chasers AND NEED TO POST EVERY CAR UPDATE TO THEIR TIKTOK/INSTA"}
+{"text":"Ripped the underplate off again, probably the 8th time ive had to get it cut off."}
+{"text":"all cars should have mandatory full length skid plates made of metal"}
+{"text":"Why don't billionaires just start their own car companies to make cars exactly how they want them to be? Imagine you had a billion dollars to waste. Wouldn't you want to invest in your dream car that doesn't exist, like a V16 Shelby Cobra?"}
+{"text":"I agree with the gist of what you're saying but don't different models have different specs depending on market, LHD and RHD being a big one? Besides OP is talking about ridiculous make believe cars with big ass engines, which seems right in the hypercar camp. Why would you want to enter the market as a medium or large sized automaker? Can you even do that? Even Tesla took a few years and had significant support for it to take off."}
+{"text":"engineer board"}
+{"text":"0_0"}
+{"text":"I'd rather build a track"}
+{"text":"You don't really need a billion dollars. A garage and a welding torch is all you really need."}
+{"text":"I literally never said that I said that accelerating the import of EV is dumb because 1) electric infrastructures already struggle to keep up 2) electric output will reach both it's soft and hard caps before the transition is even complete"}
+{"text":"Bullshit propaganda graph. That includes heavy trucks that haul goods at 3 mpg under the fossil fuel category and those numbers are averaged in with ICE cars."}
+{"text":"This…"}
+{"text":"\"Electricity would be grossly inefficient in comparison.\" i don't get it. would this power plant not ultimately be used to generate electricity? did whoever made this think that atomic power is some sort of a magic thing that replaces electricity?"}
+{"text":"Can a car really do it all?"}
+{"text":"why can't they make proper transfer case because the engine is sideways if you want real AWD in your sport compact you need to buy a subaru"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"Can a truck navigate a parking lot reasonably well without getting in the fucking way of everyone?"}
+{"text":"MIATA can do anything"}
+{"text":"a woman posted this"}
+{"text":"If you bought an audi or mercedes made in the last 8 years you should kill yourself NOW, you are a retarded npc or (probably) a woman."}
+{"text":"if you do something I don't like, you should kys While a based take, you should kys for being a faggot"}
+{"text":"for me it's Kum&Go"}
+{"text":"sounds like a sick sex move"}
+{"text":"I mean, if you like the taste of your own spooge."}
+{"text":"not sick as in badass, but disgusting, kek"}
+{"text":"For me it's the Shit N Git."}
+{"text":"gf thats not kum&go. Real chads dont make whores their GFs, they just pump and dump"}
+{"text":"Depends on your card. Apple/Goldman was gay, Chase and BofA were good, don’t have one but apparently AMEX will always side with the customer."}
+{"text":"cross threading wrechlet yeah OP is some young faggot who couldn't bother to take his time to line up the bolt and caliper properly and now fucked up his part. He thinks the remainder thread isn't enough to torque it to spec properly and believes the bolt will break or something if he does this. KEK you cause unnecessary pain to people around you because you are retarded. You have to return the product you broke, someone has to truck you a new one, staff have to restock it in the system and give it to you. All because you couldn't bother to line the caliper up properly due to your incompetence. You added pain to the world"}
+{"text":"wait why can't you just reuse the old caliper bracket"}
+{"text":"Chewing gum is stupid. Just use blue loctite, it's what GM uses to make sure their bolt don't back out. But seriously, run a chaser and try to torque it down to spec, if it doesn't feel like it's loosening up you're fine. Blue loctite if it helps you sleep at night. The bracket bolts mostly experience shear force, the point of torquing them down is to make sure they don't back out. The risk of them being pulled out is minimal short of curbing the wheel so hard you bend the frame."}
+{"text":"...saaar"}
+{"text":"Talk me out of it base model rt mt 34k miles $23k"}
+{"text":"the cops will tear your interior apart looking for drugs that aren't there but only if you give them a reason like the car smelling like you smoked weed in it, happened to me twice, didn't even get a ticket for the stop or having weed on me. fuck I love being white but also fuck the poh leece. do not go anywhere near georgia in a mopar."}
+{"text":"pussy car"}
+{"text":"If you can afford it, the scat pack/SRT 392 is worth it. But if you can't swing it, no big deal. You'll have plenty of fun with the R/T."}
+{"text":"I live in a white area so I don't have this problem. The cops just think the car is cool."}
+{"text":"Now that's a completely bullshit claim. The significantly faster transmission in the Challenger more than makes up the difference in weight, as does the power."}
+{"text":"Every thread deserves at least one reply :^)"}
+{"text":"Elon musk and Tesla wins again"}
+{"text":"That detail did not pass over me. However, it's premature to say that they'll have a monopoly for very long."}
+{"text":"and no learning curve like BYD or Nio lol"}
+{"text":"The ban applied to Chinese EV companies, not where the car was made. Tesla is in deeper shit now that Chinese EVs like BYD can fill the EV market since Canadians are also running from Tesla because it's poison to own one just like in the US, and BYD is also far cheaper."}
+{"text":"Americans hate Tesla but surely Canada doesn't! Ah yes, Reddit personified will surely flock to buying Teslas kek."}
+{"text":"Are you okay bro?"}
+{"text":"Daily Learner Bike Thread - proper learner bike edition Picrel, a proper learner bike the essential daily learner bike thread This thread is for real learner riders, who want to make learn properly on a 600 or higher. The other thread is for advanced literbikes of 900cc minimum edition. Bikes under 900cc - learner success bikes Learner Motorcycle tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, and how to ride a bike with more than 40hp. Learner gear advice from successful bike chads: you don't need gear if you don't fall off Learner Motorcycle Success discussion with literchads, their prospects, and one permaseething chameleon tranny - Who has never posted bike or hand. Never. Pulling on strings attached to manifest better cornering in the universe 600 is the recommended learner bike minimum don't let cowards tell you otherwise CBR600, GSXR600/750, R6, and ZX6R Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Chameleon mad his shit sticky is removed, and he can't javascript threads anymore And still trying to force people into one thread Lel see you tomorrow loser"}
+{"text":"NOOO WE HAVE TO USE A SINGLE THREAD!!! BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY!??"}
+{"text":"Disregard chamelion tranny as usual, new learner thread is here"}
+{"text":"so mad he's posting on timer lol"}
+{"text":"You can fit so much rice in that lil tiller? Yeah, I know."}
+{"text":"Just had the best birthday ever: My friends saw that I had a cassette player in my old car and decided to make a mixtape just for me. They even recorded themselves introducing the songs and explaining why they chose them - they also designed a special cover of me with the car. That evening the four of us went for a ride through the snow and listened to the whole 90minutes. All songs were perfectly selected: a few new songs, a lot of 80s, even two great songs I didn't know before. In the parking lot we drifted in the snow for a while... Have you had similar wholesome car-related experiences?"}
+{"text":"Driving around in winter in my convertible with the top down and heat on"}
+{"text":"Nice ass frens desu."}
+{"text":"Basiert. I like to open my sunroof and windows, and blast heat. The fresh air is impeccable, and I stay warm."}
+{"text":"What country and how old are you guys? All men, not women?"}
+{"text":"What country germany how old are you guys? all between 30 and 40 All men no"}
+{"text":"buy first car 4 seater convertible with good trunk space drives good enough constantly dream about picking up a little mr2 or miata fuck. as a lower middleclass fag, is there any reason to actually get a second car? or should i just stick with my meh boomermobile?"}
+{"text":"single lane winding around the entire island Sounds perfect for a small sportscar."}
+{"text":"lower middleclass Stop that. You're either middle-class or you're not. Distinguishing with \"upper/lower\" is a psyop to hide the fact that the middle-class had been evaporating for decades while poverty has been on the rise."}
+{"text":"Can't wait to get my miata back out on the road. Don't buy a new one."}
+{"text":"This is why you get a girlfriend who drives the SUV and you get to drive the 2 seater"}
+{"text":"MR2 MRDEUX MERDE SHIT Nice name for this shitbox"}
+{"text":"Any overlanding Chad's out there? Whats your vehicle of choice? Whats your vehicle equipped with? I just got a 4runner. Drove from San Diego to Tahoe and camped out for a week"}
+{"text":"picrel is too much gear, on any serious trail that shit will snap off when it bounces around"}
+{"text":"Also, all that shit is heavy for a 4-runner. Steel front & rear bumpers, shit on top, probably armor underneath given the rock sliders on the sides... probably leaves nothing for cargo and has a 0 to 60 that is measured in weeks. Beware OP, read up on how much you can fit on a 4-runner before you run into weight issues."}
+{"text":"07 Suzuki Swift 1.3L AWD with 342k km. It has a small lift and a skid plate. Inside, I've got a ~200 wh powerbank that runs a starlink, 15L cooler, and a small linux server. I'm starting on a four week and 18k km trip from Central Europe to West Africa and back this Friday."}
+{"text":"I too sometimes drive to place and do thing then sleep in my car like a homeless person"}
+{"text":"Looks quite comfy. How do you like your Bronco? I love the look of the two doors and think the four doors look like school busses, but can't deny that they're infinitely more practical."}
+{"text":"What was the people's getaway car before 1965?"}
+{"text":"I think you're ugly. I love the silhouette and the buggy headlight arrangement. Jag didn't make a bad looking car until the 90s."}
+{"text":"A horse"}
+{"text":"Based Great Dorset Steam Show poster."}
+{"text":"Used 50's mercury with the supercharger, I assume That was an aftermarket option from McCulloch. Here's mine during mockup."}
+{"text":"the mini"}
+{"text":"Why do poorfags get so jealous when someone owns a nicer car than them that they feel the need to damage the car and pretend the car is garbage? We all know it's pure jealousy but why would jealousy make you so angry you must damage things because you can't afford them? Pic releated will be my upon release"}
+{"text":"0-60 mph in 1.68 sec is absurd."}
+{"text":"The c7 was a downgrade from the c6, which was a downgrade from the c5, which was a downgrade from the c4, which was a downgrade from the c3"}
+{"text":"you can have functional aero that doesn't look like ass tho"}
+{"text":"Life isn’t fair moron"}
+{"text":"does anyone here actually race on an actual track? I keep seeing these shit fling threads and no one ever posts themselves on a real track. did all the cool anons with crazy shit like those crazy anons who owned indy cars get old and die off or something? I hate new /o/ it's like /b/ but for cars"}
+{"text":"this needs to be discussed."}
+{"text":"now I will cherry pick random examples that make me look good and you look bad lmao"}
+{"text":"it's cherrypicking because it proved me wrong"}
+{"text":"Nor is it up to you. You are irrelevant."}
+{"text":"I don't like pop ups they're not even aero ew"}
+{"text":"for me it's the 60's the chebby stingray the jaaaaag e type they look good"}
+{"text":"MAD MAX CUNT edition"}
+{"text":"has anyone put a hyabusa turbo engine in one lol he looks the same lol"}
+{"text":"now Anon... I have some bad news"}
+{"text":"vax status?"}
+{"text":"Tassie humpy looking nice on 13's"}
+{"text":"i really wunna do this to a 2015 terry turbo awd barra"}
+{"text":"be car company make turbo 4 bangers because everything else is illegal requires premium gasoline, exotic synthetic oils retarded plebs use regular gasoline probably don’t even do oil changes engine predictably dies still expected to replace engine for free If manufacturers have captured the regulators, why do they enforce this bullshit? Is it to keep Americans out of the market or something?"}
+{"text":"Displacement limitations are fucking retarded anyway. Compare a LS3 to a Audi 4.2L V8, the LS is more compact, far simpler, makes more power, makes way more torque, gets better mpg and has better emissions figures. But retards will argue the Audi V8 is better simply because of >muh hp/l like that actually matters in anything other than dick waving when you lose in every real world use case that matters."}
+{"text":"Just don't give the car a lot of gas at low RPMs. Problem solved. I still don't get why Euros are taxed based on displacement and not Emissions and fuel economy. Makes no sense"}
+{"text":"It's because those engines are designed to run as hot as possible on as little boost as possible on the highest compression possible on regular grade gasoline for the cheapest MPGs possible. So you either get pre-det during high throttle demand low rpm or a panic inducing response lag or both."}
+{"text":"I still don't get why Euros are taxed based on displacement and not Emissions and fuel economy. We are."}
+{"text":"The fuck is a \"Roadyacht\"? That sounds pretentious as hell."}
+{"text":"could create. *created."}
+{"text":"Easy way to make reliable power in a crate. Look at the stunt cars for the Need for Speed movie."}
+{"text":"Yeah, that thing kicks ass"}
+{"text":"\"Roadbarge\" should be a vehicle category."}
+{"text":"a car that for some reason has an aftdeck"}
+{"text":"I liked cars until I got a job then I realized how they are retarded wealth destroyers. Now don't get me wrong I still enjoy wrenching on my shitboxes. But the idea of dropping $30+k on nu-trash or $10k+ on a ran through shitbox makes me nauseous. I just can't do it when I could be saving to NEETmaxx earlier in life"}
+{"text":"rich larp NOO EVERYONE HAS TO BE POOR!!! The funny part is there's no need for a poor larp, it's just assumed you are"}
+{"text":"Do you have a paid off home and enough saved to retire? No, you don't. You are poor"}
+{"text":"Money is garbage. Enjoy what you enjoy, dont get caught by the race."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"I think sandrails are better they're like karts but bigger"}
+{"text":"Honda premieres a facelifted version of the fourth Gen Honda fit for the Chinese market. Not too keen on the redesign of the front, but apparently it costs under $10,000 and comes with a lifetime warranty on the engine and transmission. Honda has rolled out a refreshed version of the Fit in China, bringing a distinctly different front-end design that separates it from the rest of the lineup. Built locally, the updated subcompact model comes with a heavily discounted price tag and a tight production run capped at just 3,000 units. Powering the car is a non-electrified 1.5-liter i-VTEC engine, delivering 122 hp (91 kW / 124 PS) and 145 Nm (107 lb-ft) of torque. It drives the front wheels through a CVT, with no hybrid option offered. GAC Honda claims the updated Fit can travel over 700 km (435 miles) on a full tank of fuel. Buyers also get a lifetime warranty on the engine and transmission. It’s still unclear whether similar styling changes will make their way to the European-market Jazz or the Japanese-spec Fit. This design may remain exclusive to China. Priced at just ¥66,800 (about $9,600 at current exchange rates), the 2026 GAC-Honda Fit lands a full ¥31,000 ($4,500) cheaper than the related Dongfeng-Honda Life, which has yet to receive a comparable update."}
+{"text":"cases are released to market on the early 2010s Transfomers hype 5th gen Camaro is a protagonist and heavily in those movies peak meme material was from those years too still gets laughs 10-15 years later"}
+{"text":"JP version too cute for China? Doesn't look like they did anything to the rest of the vehicle."}
+{"text":"Always thought the cuter styling fit the fit better (pun intended). The article mentions that Honda is looking to take a chunk out of Chinese EV sales, that explains the styling. It's interesting they offer no hybrid versions however, if they swap the CVTs with a manual tranny I could see it doing well in the states, especially with that price tag."}
+{"text":"Big part of Honda's demise into irrelevancy in Australia, was the discontinuation of the Jazz/Fit."}
+{"text":"I want to see more manuals too. Been finding out a few more models dropped their stick this year and other automakers are still being faggots about what specific configuration you're allowed to get it in. Then there's an issue where automakers are cutting out 'large' options for drivetrains and powerplants. Everything is the same underneath except for what you see and touch daily, which is what they can upcharge on for marginal improvement. It's surprising some still bother offering hybrid powertrain options in the same vehicle instead of making you buy something else."}
+{"text":"All terrain tires what can't it handle? locking rear diff Body on frame full time 4wd Transfer case great traction control and snow/sand/rock/road 4wd settings"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's an aftermarket for it in Hot-Europe but it's definitely non-existent in America. I mean it'll off road stock but it won't do it much better than the average off road trim crossover. OP is kind of selling it as a hardcore off roader which it definitely isn't."}
+{"text":"That thing is not going to be doing that for long. The only thing limiting a vehicles off road capability is the amount of fucks available. Give me a crossover and I'll get it up that eventually if you're willing to pay for the damages and recovery."}
+{"text":"I've seen a Kia Soul go up trails like that with only minor damage"}
+{"text":"tires a huge amount of offroad capability is just having yuge tires for the ground clearance"}
+{"text":"Shit like this is all I need to see on order to deem EVs a total scam"}
+{"text":"Are you some sort of zoom zoom that thinks everything ever made comes from Chyna?"}
+{"text":"I'm more scared of all of the chinese embedded systems and PLCs running our grids, factories, and transportation systems. They're written in C, where a sneaky programmer can access bits outside of the scope of their program. That's just silly."}
+{"text":"only ev worth buying is a buggy so I can pretend it's an rc oh yeah and look at this an open top so I can actually have a chance of escaping the inevitable fire take notes punk ass ev door makers"}
+{"text":"my phone battery is made by byd and it hasnt given me any problems for the 8 years ive had it"}
+{"text":"shit you wish you were me"}
+{"text":"Looking at buying a used BMW 3 series on German market. Struggling to understand how quickly the price drops on these cars. 1 year old less than 10k km on the odo new price: ~65k€ selling for 38k€ How are they just comfortable losing 27k€ on a car in a single year? Why are they selling them so quickly? Financially it makes zero sense."}
+{"text":"B58 BMW bros are playing mental gymnastics with that one. The B58 is just as shit as the B54 was, just for different reasons. It's a shame because the new m2/3/4 drive great on track."}
+{"text":"Why are they selling them so quickly? Financially it makes zero sense. its this  you retarded child. These cars are being leased and returned after two years- which is what typically wealthy people do. They drive the newest, greatest thing for a while then give it back. Then the organization sells it to people like your dumbass when the mechanical components inevitably succumb to failure like  mentions. If you're already thinking about its pricing, it's probably not the right car for you- broke ass OP. Find a more reliable platform"}
+{"text":"B58 is just as shit as the B54 was, just for different reasons. source: ur ass"}
+{"text":"They have the money to do so. But to maintain it, you’ll break even and end up paying 65k before it leaves your driveway"}
+{"text":"New price on cars is often misleading. Lease prices and company purchases means people don't actually pay the advertised price. Buying a used car for 35k is a huge gamble unless all warranties still apply."}
+{"text":"ITT: test drive horror stories Mines not too good but I’m at my wits end with showing this car to people so I need some cheering up. prospective buyer shows up for my LT1 C4 to check it out asking way too many stupid questions when it comes to an old car like this little ginger kid skinny and says he’s 25 but looks 19 drives a 2022 or so civic si says he wants to sell that and get a boring daily and have something faster says he’s never drove RWD stick before but his civic is stuck he’s shifting the gears hard as fuck like my vette is a d series honda finishes test drive and says he expected more torque out of the car he said last car he test drove was an RX8 and he wants something that’s newer like that Why tf did he come test drive a C4 corvette if he wanted something newer? Surely placebo effect but now it feels a bit notchier going into the gears. Def the last time someone test drives a manual from me."}
+{"text":"I was driving and insured, but the owner used his own insurance for this. It's generally the dealer if bought from a dealer. In this case the owner used his coverage since it was still his car. I kept in touch with the seller after this and luckily his insurance never bothered to ask if the car was in an accident while being test driven by someone else, so I never had to involve my insurance. Because the boomer actually admitted he was at fault, there was no hit to the seller's premium. Seller ended up with $2k and the rio was considered totalled and sent to the junk yard."}
+{"text":"Have this piece of shit Buick LeSabre Still owe 4 grand on the car and want it fucking gone Market value is 6 grand so i figure I will sell Guy messages me online, agrees 6 grand sounds fair, I schedule time for him to come over and even waitlist another guy to give him first dibs We are driving around, pulling through McDonalds Parking lot.to turn around Guy likes the car, its perfect, tells me he only brought 4 grand Immediately grab the wheel and pull, sending the car into a McDonalds Dumpster Car is entirely fucked up, guy is yelling \"wtf\" Tell him to fuck off File insurance claim, get 6 grand, rates never go up because I wasnt driving"}
+{"text":"Show up to buy ford country squire Guy says I can test drive it Get in and take it up the road The guy pops out of the back seat Scares the shit out of me ”I’m gonna rape you” He rapes me"}
+{"text":"2021 or something looking for my own car bc my 2 cars are in my mom's name and both have major issues acura legend posting on CL 1989 I think, manual, white with red interior (I had a thing for that combo) boomer original owner, has all the receipts, used it for impressing real estate clients and such wants someone who'll take care of it and take it to car shows cus it's so nice only manual experience is an 80s dump truck immediately embarass myself by not knowing this mofo had it in first gear when I let off clutch recover, embarass myself more backing down his short sloped driveway continue embarassment with stalls and nervousness somehow make it back to his house without any major incident sperg out and tell him I don't deserve the car eternally regret not buying a wonderfully maintained 89 legend for $3500"}
+{"text":"go to some shitty used car lot to test drive some 180k mile BMW 135 with an automatic transmission no idea what the fuck is wrong with it, but it won't upshift or even hold RPMs, unless I'm absolutely gunning it the RPMs just instantly start dropping below 500 Have to keep giving it gas the whole time and shift upwards using the low gear selectors Couldn't turn around fast enough to go back to the lot There were a couple different warning lights lit on the dash but I'm old enough now to know that that's standard for that breed of shit box at that age."}
+{"text":"is it bad that i'm a tranny Yes."}
+{"text":"I mostly listen to vocaloids nowadays, maybe some drum and bass/neuro funk or happy hardcore /nightcore occasionally."}
+{"text":"hush my life is difficult and i dont bother people or use public bathrooms"}
+{"text":"they were a bunch of effeminate hippies the yee haw rebel flag muh god n guns shit is all marketing"}
+{"text":"ITT: Car models that got their own movie"}
+{"text":"goverment believed that nobody needs a sports coupe Yet the 110r and Garde/Rapid exist. In fact they took design cues from the 110r Super Sport prototype for the Type 743 Garde."}
+{"text":"Czech sports car that drinks drivers blood to go faster. my sides"}
+{"text":"*filename"}
+{"text":"The Ram was pretty much the star of the movie."}
+{"text":"That is fucking grim"}
+{"text":"Tick tock Michelin"}
+{"text":"The Hoosier Track Attack are faster than Cup2s But they also wear out 2x as fast. And heat cycle out crazy fast. & They also HATE cars over 3,000lbs Basically a time attack tire for 2,000-2,500lb cars. A 1 lap wonder tire"}
+{"text":"It's over"}
+{"text":"Poor thing is begging for more camber."}
+{"text":"for me, it's supercar 3's, best streetable hpde tyre in the market imo. ticks all the boxes for usability, good wear, good wet grip, on top of just monster grip"}
+{"text":"seconding this your alignment is fucked, barely using half the tire"}
+{"text":"For Classics made from 1979 or older, with few exceptions. Everybody has their own taste, but some tastes are wrong. If you aren't sure if your car is classic or not, it's not. Your Honda Miata doesn't belong here. US, Euro, Jap, or whatever. Post your classic, your work on it, your hackery, and get advice. Any and all discussion about classics welcome, but may not necessarily generate responses; don't get butthurt. Period correct performance > cosmetics. Metal > plastic. Classic shitbox > modern shitbox. JBweld and RTV can fix anything If you see rust there is more. Rust and bodywork are the most difficult thing to repair. Electrical work is difficult until you stop reading forum posts and buy a multimeter. Low oil pressure? Worn mains and rod bearings. Use lucas and 15W40 until you afford a rebuild. Do NOT buy a classic and plan to pay someone to work on it. You need to be able to do 90% or more of the work or you will go broke. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"would've been satisfying as fuck. was it not possible to tilt the engine+gearbox back a bit to get enough room for non-wobble extensions? i don't think i would've been able to get mine out if i had to use u-joints, not enough room for an impact. just wailing on the wrench till they broke loose did it for me."}
+{"text":"I didn’t feel like disconnecting all the shifter stuff, which I would have had to do to tilt the trans. Pretty sure I would have had to tear out the center console and shit."}
+{"text":"oh yea i forgot about that"}
+{"text":"bid 30k over asking price on a house (with 2 garages for my projects) and lost out to a higher bid with no conditions fucking hell"}
+{"text":"F"}
+{"text":"are non-cvt nissans le reliable?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Just avoid those Nissan's/Infiniti with VC-Turbo 1.5l engines 2024 and older, VC Turbo 2.0l 2022 and older because these had defects causing premature engine blow ups. Good engines are naturally aspirated like 2.0l, 2.5l inline4s. Also the 3.5l, 3.8l V6 and the 5.6liter V8(example Nissan titan). Nissan frontier 3.8liter V6 comes with Mercedes Benz designed automatic 9-speed transmission."}
+{"text":"I would bet anything this is just one of their personal vehicles. There is zero fuckin chance the feds are letting a 3 letter agency buy foreign for fleet vehicles."}
+{"text":"They use impounded vehicles. Legally they are not allowed to use foreign built vehicles unless its built here in the US and has undergone testing. I highly doubt that anyone would be willing to subject their personal vehicle to rocks and broken windows for a low paying government job."}
+{"text":"The versa manual version is about as appliancepilled as one can get"}
+{"text":"Yes. Their engines will go 300k miles easily if you do regular maintenance. I daily a 20 year old Frontier and it just werks. btw, only idiots have trouble with the cvt models - they drive hard, never change the fluid, and generally suck at life. t. owned a 2008 Murano for 5 years with no cvt problems."}
+{"text":"Less than 10.3 s quarter mile - extremely fast 10.3-11.7 s quarter mile - very fast 11.8-13.1 s quarter mile - fast 13.2-15.2 s quarter mile - mid 15.3-18 s quarter mile - slow More than 18 s quarter mile - very slow"}
+{"text":"and cut block for a siren Was it a mechanical siren?"}
+{"text":"Yes boss, driven from the flywheel."}
+{"text":"I can't tell if you're doing a terrible job at pretending to be retarded or a great job, so I'll just call you a faggot and be on my way."}
+{"text":"Pretty funky. I love how engineering needs were addressed by individuals."}
+{"text":"as 125cc is under the limit for the other bike threads. Be a rebel and post anyways. That's what motorcycling is all about."}
+{"text":"What happened to sporty American cars today? Where are the fun machines that the younger generation are supposed to enjoy? Where are the sporty two-door, fast machines that they can use for romance and dating today? All I see are garbage Chinesium Shanghai GM or Mexico shit which are terribly unreliable on purpose. Some India or French shit that a certain demographic enjoy. Where are the machines we saw in those cool movies like in the early 2000s? Are they just gone? Are they all unaffordable now? It seems you can't even get into that \"sporty car\" segment without spending more than $40,000USD these days. What's the deal? Why can't we have LS V8 powered two-doors anymore, did these all get shipped to the Middle East to oil princes to enjoy? What are Zoomers enjoying now, Ford Focus RS shit?"}
+{"text":"lol booty blasted niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Its just one fucking car. The rest is miata and gr86 which arent even a sport car, more like funcar. Thats it, its over. OP is right."}
+{"text":"New Cars cost too damn much and used cars also are expensive and then you've gotta fix them which is expensive. If that wasn't enough housing is expensive and working on your car while living in an apartment sucks ass. They're also a bitch to work on because nothing is designed to be repairable. Even if you get past all that getting into the hobby is daunting because nobody learns how to work on cars anymore and since they're expensive the risk of breaking something isn't worth it. Are you gonna buy a $500 shit box and spend $2000 on practice parts to then buy a used $10,000 car and spend even more fixing it? Or buy the $10,000 car to begin with and fuck up the suspension trying to change a strut? I'm not saying this stuff is super difficult or complicated, only that it's very possible you can fuck something up and that's not a risk a lot of people are willing to take. Every aspect of it is prohibitive to entry."}
+{"text":"Because american cars appeal to just two kinds of consumers: out of touch boomers and low income people. Once boomers finally started dying, and low income people learned that you can steal any korean car you want, there was anyone left to buy american cars, so manufacturers pivoted to build trucks and SUVs, as this appeals to the biggest demographic of new car buyers: women"}
+{"text":"Don't you have children and a day job you have to be worrying about? No: which is kinda the whole problem of the era you see."}
+{"text":"Can we get a snowmobile thread, looking to pick one up this winter."}
+{"text":"should i get a nudge bar?"}
+{"text":"this. you need a full blown nigger-killer bumper if you're serious about protecting your vehicle. true. mounting to both the front subframe frame and crashbar itself simultaneously is the way to go on unibody cars imo t. drove through a downed tree laying across the road during a storm with pic related, the tree exploded on impact and the car was basically unfazed, just a slight bend in the push bar muh heckin crumple zones you think a push bumper is gonna make a difference when people are already driving around in 8000 ibs monster trucks? get real"}
+{"text":"Looks like its the one that got fucked"}
+{"text":"Cant wait for EVs to become 90% of vehicles on the road and then a politician's kid dies in a lithium fire and the government bricks all those personal vehicles and.forces the use of public transportariin"}
+{"text":"They are a lot easier to fit up compared to a proper bullbar and will keep roo's out of the radiator so at least you can get home. Most of them here are pretty light-duty and not really suited to actual nudging anything with any seriousness"}
+{"text":"absolutely its essential to minimize the damage the next time you need to plow through a crowd of \"peaceful protestors\""}
+{"text":"Are chink cars reliable?"}
+{"text":"Sure. At least for the time you’re leasing them. You’re not supposed to keep them for longer."}
+{"text":"Older BYDs are ugly as a sin but pretty cheap to mantain/repair (at least in my country) Their electric EVs are pretty nice tho and surprisingly big (at least the Dolphin Mini i test drived was really comfy). I'm 195 tall and i'm comfortable on the driver's seat, a lot more than on my current car (2012 Mazda5), i'm buying an used one this year, i hope."}
+{"text":"Chinese prioritize quantity not quality, becsuse authoritarian labor doesn't respect the autonomy of the assembly workers who build the product, all they care about is pumping out dogshit as fast as their slave labor hands can put together I don't see how that makes them any different from US cars. Bring them to the US car market, we need more competition to reignite our domestic brands anyway."}
+{"text":"The Year Of The Scamdemic + 6 NOT wanting all of humanity to burn and suffer for eternity shiggydiggy, etc."}
+{"text":"Beholded China new car SVU crossdresser Stinkray Greesly ZJXK9200 Zhiejiang Long Dong BJ69 sport tong an elegance vehical for trans portion in electrical shocksing horsepowder 777 housespider and 60 forkprouds of torgue. Admit the road fantasy of fancily yak the competed drivers test on road all seasonings salty, icecream, rained, desserts, and the black toppers plain Jiang. Reliabulty tested by moose pest Sweden's technical yarns for roast durable and accodent testes safely five star Volvo engingooring euro spec hot slot weibo.cn/translate-error-parsing-jiang1-feng3-weem?conguo_resubmit_&94-incorrect-formatting"}
+{"text":"Last year I decided to save up for a sports car with a target price of ~200k. I settled on the 458. Anything alternative I should consider looking at? Not interested in something that will be a nightmare to maintain or lose it's value heavily. Planning to start seriously shopping this April/May and pull the trigger."}
+{"text":"The cash is in savings."}
+{"text":"So then you're not saving up for it then? You're just not investing it? Those are two different things you larping faggot."}
+{"text":"Since last year I have been putting cash in a savings account instead of the stock market. Your reading comprehension must be poor as I do not know how else to explain it to you."}
+{"text":"Savings account Kek"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"got stuck behind a salt truck on the highway. I'm going to wipe it down but there is probably salt in places and crevices I cant get to that's going to rust now. I just bought the car a month ago. fuck this gay world"}
+{"text":"wypipo dun season dey cars"}
+{"text":"hose it down with a salt dissolver"}
+{"text":"Fram's the only one that does that shit They do it because the filter media can be dummy large, and even the cardboard end caps can get a little oil pressure past it and act as a filter, it would take so much neglect to make a frame filter go into bypass thay anyone doing thay shit probably should be riding the bus"}
+{"text":"Yeah, totally, it's probably fine. But why choose the worse option when you know there's a better one for the same amount of money? What's the point in that? Are you fine with small particulate from the cardboard getting in your engine? If so, do you also complain about people who run open cone intake filters? Because that would be hypocritical."}
+{"text":"You should have blasted every part of your car with fluid film or an equivalent product. Car on jacks, take off both wheels, remove all fender liners, remove all undercarriage trays, remove plastic covers for your rocker panels. Get a compressor, an oil spray gun with all the long hose attachments. Heat up the fluid film, and spray into every single crevice. Every nook and cranny, including body panels and door panels, trunk, etc. Even remove your trunk liner and start spraying in every exposed piece of metal you see. Do the same inside the engine bay, into your door drain holes, into your rocker panels. Then use the wide angle spray to get all the large undercarriage and wheel well surfaces. Just spray everything you see that isn't the exhaust. Every suspension component, every control arm, even the driveshaft and axles. Don't worry about exhaust overspray, it'll burn off. Now check over the car every spring when you switch from winter to summer tires. If you happen to see any rust at all, you can scrap it off with a wire brush by hand, and then use Fertran to paint over that spot and convert the rust. Then when it dries, apply more fluid film. Late fall before you put on winter tires, take a look again and spray over the car. You do this every single year, your car will have no rust. Tons of long timeline video series on youtube where a guy testing this over the course of a decade shows you the protection this brings your car."}
+{"text":"Nothing you couldn't do with solid works a long time ago if you decided that's what you wanted to do."}
+{"text":"Are there cracks of Siemens NX out there? It was my favorite. I'd like to see how CAD has changed in the last 15 years."}
+{"text":"Don't they have like a non-commercial \"community edition\" or something?"}
+{"text":"SHIETT DIS LIKE BONEZ lyke nature"}
+{"text":"it's what happens when you give a computer a set of criteria to make something that needs to do this or that, then let it get to work. pic related, an evolved antenna. conventional antenna design makes this look funky and apparently not likely to work to us, but the computer figured out that this design had the best radiation pattern. things like trusses too - conventional design has them being straight but a computer will make it look pretty similar to a human bone - the shape naturally handles the stresses and forces expected in the application very well."}
+{"text":"My coworker called this a supercar yesterday"}
+{"text":"can't tell the difference between focus blur, motion blur, and noise acting smug about it"}
+{"text":"Hello Victoria anon"}
+{"text":"what the fuck does it matter what the definition of a super car is? the meaning of a word changes over time. this shit is all for the opinion of others instead of actually driving the car you enjoy. faggots"}
+{"text":"turn on your monitor"}
+{"text":"/thread. Zs fear the mighty 2.0T FWD Accord-sized Civic. tfw the Z is the only \"sports\" car that the CTR can bully"}
+{"text":"Think my engine block is cracked. Should I just an hero at this point?"}
+{"text":"use some oil UV dye and see if its leaking from that crack. Otherwise sybau because its probably just casting marks. Actually work on maintaining important parts of your engine, like the water pump or timing system- not autismo staring at non-issues"}
+{"text":"Pressure test your cooling system first."}
+{"text":"I did this  and saw coolant actively leaking right out the side"}
+{"text":"yup remember to do a flip. and to post it in /gif/ afterwards."}
+{"text":"JB Weld"}
+{"text":"richest bikefag still can't afford two winter tires just sad"}
+{"text":"Explain what you would have done differently in  from any of those other cars"}
+{"text":"There are like no rules in the US That's not true, it's just regional like most things in the US. Many states, especially western ones with mountains, require some form of traction aid (can be snow tires or chains) when driving in the snow or even driving into certain areas at all in the winter. Some even mandate that you have 4WD/AWD *and* traction aids, especially if you want to use winter tires instead of chains. I live in such an area myself and on top of that they don't use salt and don't plow most roads (only the highways and major arterial roads)."}
+{"text":"I wish we had snow, there hasn't been any in a couple weeks and that was only a tiny bit. Instead it's just been day after day of ice, so I'm still stuck driving my truck with winter tires instead of riding my motorcycle but without the fun stuff that comes from snow."}
+{"text":"I would have listened. And that's what nobody did."}
+{"text":"What it seems is you have a single rich cylinder thus the pop in your exhaust aka ignition misfire or valve train problem. First... Year ,Make, Displacement of engine. second... standard or electronic ignition? third..... single coil or multi coil? Could be carbon/oil fouled spark plug. Could be bad plug wire. Could be 'Standard Distributor\" cap problem... Burnt contacts or cap has a crack causing condensation inside cap. Could be burnt distributor rotor button or points with burnt contacts / worn plastic point arm cam bearing or improper dwell angle. Also: engine has alot of valve train noise. Mechanical tappets or hydraulic lifters? If mechanical.... Adjust valve lash, check for less noise, improved idle/acceleration performance, no exhaust pop. Hydraulic: problem may be a sticking exhaust valve, collapsed/stuck hydraulic lifter, bent push rod."}
+{"text":"Year ,Make, Displacement of engine. 1976 AZLK 2140, 1479cc Standard ignition Single coil New old stock cap Mechanical tappets. Well its and OHC, idk if tappets if the right word"}
+{"text":"Well its and OHC, Got it... Mechanical rockers. I had a Ford pinto in high school. It had the 2000cc German made engine in it... Mechanical Rockers, So yours is a easy check and or fix also. Check plugs for fouling or just replace. Replace plug wires and pop off the Dist cap and look for arc burns/soot and clean with a knife point or replace if eroded/pitted badly... same for rotor button and points. See if that fixes the exhaust pop problem. If no I'd pop off the cam cover and check rocker lash and look for cam lobe and arm ware. Also, I agree with the other anons that say they don't think its a Carb issue. Hope I may have been of some help..."}
+{"text":"Yes, thanks a lot man"}
+{"text":"Not the carb. It COULD be, if it were just an off-idle stumble, but it's still jumping around after the idle circuit is shut off and it isn't a worn power-piston, because it keeps stumbling once the RPMs are up. Same thing with a vacuum leak. I'd look at the ignition."}
+{"text":"Would you buy a FIAT* if you were a wealthy burger in 1910s? *Fix It Again Tony"}
+{"text":"Wealthy burgers in the 1910s had the greatest choice of domestic luxury at any point in history. So, no."}
+{"text":"It was profitable enough that if not for WW1 you would all drive exclusively ity cars by now."}
+{"text":"Hey, uh, faggot-retard - how long has FIAT been in business and how many automakers have they outlasted?"}
+{"text":"It should be a decent replacement brand. What can be the problem. Pic is of the old one, i have to put it back in tomorrow"}
+{"text":"sounds like your regulator dont work if it does that on the car."}
+{"text":"Send it back anon. Also, most auto stores have Alternator testers. Have them test the replacement before you install it"}
+{"text":"The only \"decent replacement brand\" is Denso. Anything else is a waste of money, and I suspect you just learned this lesson."}
+{"text":"I have this Fiat barchetta. Where i live the roads are full of potholes. What can I do to make my car handle them better? I’m not looking to make the ride more comfortable, just for my top hats to not go out. I looked at coilover kits and would set the ride height to higher for more suspension travel. What shock oil viscosity would you guys recommend for this setup if I’m going mostly 50-70km/h? What shore-hardness bushings should I find/make (if that matters)? Thanks"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Small wheel fat tire"}
+{"text":"Came here to post this. OP needs more sidewall."}
+{"text":"more like stuff like the oil pan or transmission getting destroyed by a rock, maybe differential if you're unlucky."}
+{"text":"Make it lighter"}
+{"text":"Do I want stiffer engine mounts? not solid but not poly either but mix of metal and rubber. Daily driver."}
+{"text":"Vibra-technics is legit and not some alibaba bullshit thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Shut the FUCK up."}
+{"text":"silicone *Polyurethane. You're welcome."}
+{"text":"Consider getting some next time you need front engine mounts or diff bushings for your E30 325i with a HUGE turbo"}
+{"text":"Do you like to feel engine and transmission vibrations? If so, sure. Get stiffer mounts I run solid engine mounts on my Camaro and love them."}
+{"text":"What's a feature you thought you cared about but don't now? Or thought you didn't care about but now you do find it very useful or wish you had it? For me I really wanted a sunroof, but I find that I never use it. In fact I keep the shade closed most of the time. I think it's because where I lived previously, my old car had a sunroof, but the commute was all local roads so it was comfortable keeping it open. Where I live now, wherever I go I have to get onto a highway, and an open sunroof is uncomfortable at that speed."}
+{"text":"Well, they add weight to the highest point in the car, and often have thicker roofs even for the ones without the sunroof. Not ideal for driving dynamics but it isn't a big deal, just mentioning it. I just throw the top down in 2 seconds when I want some air."}
+{"text":"Sunroofs are 100 years old retard"}
+{"text":"I thought sunroofs were cool, but barely ever use it. The only time I use sunroof is when I leave my car at work parking lot, then I tilt it and it's not so hot inside during summer"}
+{"text":"Skill issue."}
+{"text":"MPG. I don't drive that long periods and gas is cheap here. I would much rather have an engine that has punch and smoothness to it."}
+{"text":"best steering feel best price to performance ratio among the best benchracer stats"}
+{"text":"Cheaper So you're poor and just want budget laufenns Their weatherready tires are nice and the eagle f1 is a Porsche 911 OEM tire along with pz and ps4s and are better than the pzeros."}
+{"text":"Just because they're stock on Porsches doesn't mean they're good. I had the same tires and they're objectively shit, tire life was terrible, wet traction slipping under normal acceleration. Only reason they're used is because as  said they suck off oems for contracts"}
+{"text":"Michelin is better."}
+{"text":"Yeah if you like understeer"}
+{"text":"Bros should I replace my pzeros with Continental dsw06+?"}
+{"text":"Apologize"}
+{"text":"Soulless vehicle for soulless occupants. Solely company for a soulless nation. Everything about this image evokes negative emotions."}
+{"text":"black wheels universal eBay batman glue on wing Ricer"}
+{"text":"$60k"}
+{"text":"Is Subaru fucked? Toyota divorced them so they lost the BRZ which was the only car they had that had any level of excitement for the brand. And the STI is actually so bad that they should investigate internally for a self-sabotaging double agent. What are they going to do now? Is Subaru going to become the next Nissan and Mitsubishi? Are we seeing the beginning of the end of Subaru?"}
+{"text":"That's basically the entire car."}
+{"text":"The body and the interior, mostly. Drivetrain being assembled out of Subaru's parts bin was deliberate because it's a long-standing tuning platform, meaning that their brand new car would have extensive aftermarket."}
+{"text":"Really wanted a subaru impreza cause it was a non cramped hatch back but it was slow as shit. 11 seconds 0-60 on a modern car, slower than the minivans I've driven. No thanks."}
+{"text":"Japan is getting performance Impreza with the FA24 engine in it this year. No idea if it'll have a manual or not, but if it does it'll basically be the car the VB WRX should've been. Also not sure if that model is coming to the states. There's also the Performance B STI ( ) that they teased in October based on the Impreza frame. I think they know people want a performance hatchback but are scared it'll be a commercial flop if they sell it."}
+{"text":"Transmission and rear differential, D-4S multiport and direct fuel injection system"}
+{"text":"Hello! I don't normally come here. Please have this meme as a sign of good will. I've had a Prius C for a decade, and I've absolutely loved it. I've just started hitting where maintenance is starting to outweigh a car payment, so I'm looking to buy a new car before it all lights on fire. I'd love a hybrid, and I'd love something bigger than a compact. Sweet Jesus, I'd love something bigger. I am the Simpson's meme of the guy stepping out of the Beetle to pants Nelson. Where should I start? What's good, what's awful, what's going to break down the moment a strong wind hits it?"}
+{"text":"Toyota camries come standard as hybrids now. I have a 2025 and love it. Modern priuses cost just as much while having less space and aren't worth jt unless you want plugin hybrid."}
+{"text":"This obviously."}
+{"text":"The new RAV4 uses a beefed up version of the Prius ecvt system and they get about 40mpg if you're okay with cuckovers"}
+{"text":"Lol it's a chicken coupe."}
+{"text":"goddammit"}
+{"text":"I want to buy a full-size crew cab diesel pickup that I can work on myself and will last me as long as possible. Which trucks should I consider buying?"}
+{"text":"Make $100k/yr Really $80k after taxes Buy pickup at $1100/mo payment + 150mo insurance Average mileage 14k so say $4000 in fuel a year So $80k-$16200= $63800 Y..your poor Diesel trucks aren't worth it unless you're a boomer trying to spend absolutely every cent because your kids are freeloaders and don't deserve it. Even local governments switched over to gas trucks because diesels didn't make financial sense using OTHER people's money lmao. Grew up with diesels. They were kinda neat to suffer with when it was dirt cheap to run them. That hasn't been true in over 20 years now. It's a meme. I'm not even going to talk about how wetbacks have infected the diesel hobby too and made it insufferable even if you're into diesel tuning shit."}
+{"text":"a ram 6.7*"}
+{"text":"Both 6.7s are fine"}
+{"text":"Ford twin traction beams were in OBS 2wd/4wd F150s and 2wd F250s/F350s"}
+{"text":"They were available in f250 4wd flavor up until the super duty body style. And a few unfortunate years of f350 4wd in the 80s. I'd still take a clapped out TTB 4wd over any front suspension offered by GM once they went to independent front suspension. At least the TTB trucks are dead simple to swap a monobeam dana 60 into."}
+{"text":"I hate this expensive little b####rd"}
+{"text":"it wasnt that funny bro chill"}
+{"text":"$45 is nothing on a multi thousand dollar purchase. It's not made for people flipping $1500 marketplace specials."}
+{"text":"Nigga, car fax used to be around $12. I guess you are too busy saying \"6-7\" every 30 seconds to notice."}
+{"text":"Remember when Carfox had the voice of an actual man an not a gay little twink? /o/ remembers."}
+{"text":"They made him intentionally look retarded so furries won't sex him"}
+{"text":"There's at least one parallel universe where acrylic glass got pushed hard and even used for all WINDOWS"}
+{"text":"can them almost anywhere anywhere what"}
+{"text":"can get them almost anywhere*"}
+{"text":"windshields get replaced every 2-3 years anyway due to cracking"}
+{"text":"Also consider the UV vinyl wrap, which is allegedly way more durable than the coatings. I had to take my old ass headlights off a few months back and I could see where the thin ass manufacturers coating hadn't worn off (edges covered by body panels) and its a super thin spray on, I've read (going to do it myself for my foggies this summer) that the spray on UV stuff is a yearly reapplication thing. Some people say its worth it to do the clear vinyl wrap over them cause thats obviously way more durable than a micron thin coat of spray."}
+{"text":"Youre not the only one...."}
+{"text":"hmm chang what should we call our new automotive company well, chevy is a popular brand in America, what about just changing the V to an R? chery, wow, that's genius! why are chinks like this?"}
+{"text":"go to your doctor and ask them for a medical note also, if you make it to the actual voir dire selection process, just shout out \"im a white supremacist\" and you WILL be struck"}
+{"text":"No one outside america thinks about chevrolet."}
+{"text":"Chevy was the first car brand I knew about thanks to that don mclean song"}
+{"text":"but anon they make the best selling truck every year"}
+{"text":"Silverados outside America This is your brain on GM."}
+{"text":"the world record holder for the fastest unmodified street legal production car at nurburgring is also the world record holder for the faster unmodified street legal production car at any drag strip"}
+{"text":"? But that's wrong, the fastest unmodified street legal production car on the burgerking is the AMG One. b-but it's not street legal in muttland Lmao, sucks to suck."}
+{"text":"I'm fucking faster on one mile with my 3-gear bike than this murrikanian abomination. Who the fuck wants a car that has nigger image."}
+{"text":"slower than an Van Most impressive."}
+{"text":"A car that is so affordable and reliable it might as well not exist. If it makes you feel better about your riced 1.2L hatchback, man..."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession. Bread on vette or go back to bathing in the ganges, Rakshit."}
+{"text":"You may not like it, but this is what peak automotive engineering looks like"}
+{"text":"I've always wanted a v8 prius trollmobile"}
+{"text":"Honestly I have put 12k miles on mine in the last 5 months and have been pretty happy. After I got used to some of the quirks and got past the stupid shifter its pretty decent. The smaller engine allowed for cargo space and who doesn't love 50mpg from their commuter car?"}
+{"text":"isn't that a 20mm? shhh i needed a punchline"}
+{"text":"I have no idea if my choice of cars is killing my will to live, but it doesn't feel like it is. Cars get you from point A to B. Everyone has a different idea of what the ideal is for that, from silly things like the displacement of the air pump, how loud the air pump is, what type of energy source it uses, and even if it requires manual engagement."}
+{"text":"Good shitpost anon, we all know Italy hasn't engineered anything worth a dam in the modern day. Back in the rennisance era maybe, but now? fucking lol."}
+{"text":"the kia schizo won me over"}
+{"text":"Kia isn't even the highest rate of fire incident per car sold, either. That's actually BMW. Kia just gets more shit because they sell more volume."}
+{"text":"I can't help but wonder if Korea is something like a more organized version of China. That is, that Kia is almost like the best of the haphazard half-assed Chinese car companies. It's not truly innovative, the powertrains are kinda behind and they don't really offer any risky avant garde models other than the styling, but it seems more put together than Chinese offerings or American offerings and at a better value than Japanese or German offerings. And of course the funny part is that almost all German/Jap/Korean car companies who manufacture cars in America to satisfy tariff requirements do so with non unionized labor, compared to American car companies where the labor is all unionized."}
+{"text":"so don't buy the exploding ones Self igniting without an impact isn't the same as exploding but whatever. Easiest way to avoid self igniting cars is to avoid cars designed by your employer."}
+{"text":"ALL those customers are wrong yes"}
+{"text":"impossibru"}
+{"text":"talk me out of buying a new S5 RIGHT NOW"}
+{"text":"going for a 2026 S5 not choosing any of the other older low milage second hand S5's instead if you go for any S5 that was produced after 2022, you are a fucking retard and you deserve everything you get."}
+{"text":"American cars are bad"}
+{"text":"Dude old car gud new car bad lmao"}
+{"text":"Sorry posted the wrong pic."}
+{"text":"after 2022 the 2020 facelift line up looks complete shit, plagued by the worst mmi software yet and has and the most retarded touch screen placement. The 2025 model aint great, but pic is half baked cancer and almost killed audi off"}
+{"text":"Only zoomers will disagree."}
+{"text":"Nah ain’t nobody giving a fuck no more about those"}
+{"text":"nog, ricer, wrenchlet"}
+{"text":"I didn't know all of these applied to you. My condolences."}
+{"text":"based E30 chad"}
+{"text":"VK45>>>>>>>>>B48>B58"}
+{"text":"- heat goes out - engine starts shuddering, rpm bouncing rapidly, start losing power, recovers itself after ~90 seconds of coasting and I drive another ~10 minutes with no issue - white smoke starts billowing from hood - sweet smell in cabin - car starts accelerating itself, 20 mph and climbing without my foot on the pedal - pull into my driveway just as the temperature gauge passes the overheat line Is there any chance this is not a blown head gasket"}
+{"text":"A head gasket is usually white smoke from the exhaust, oil in the coolant, or vice-versa, and / or overflowing coolant. Your shit sounds haunted."}
+{"text":"Is there any chance this is not a blown head gasket It could be worse it can be a cracked/warped head"}
+{"text":"if it starts and steers, brakes work leave it alone"}
+{"text":"can buy a gallon or quart of oil can buy a gallon or quart of transmissions fluid can only buy a gallon of antifreeze/coolant which you then have to dilute with water What gives? I only need a bit of antifreeze."}
+{"text":"I'm right now dealing with 2 engines corroded to shit from the inside from running pure water. The cast blocks are pretty much completely ruined due to corrosion having chewed its way through the block and into the cylinder liner gasket base. They're wet sleeve blocks, but the sleeves don't seal against the block anymore due to corrosion."}
+{"text":"Interesting. I find that a little wild but interesting and thanks for sharing. I want to see reality past my bias and skepticism. I still reserve a large amount of skepticism about this, but every data piece helps. Thankfully changing coolant in a Miata takes 5 minutes and I'm the kind of guy to even change diff fluid at 50k, but I've always wondered about the coolant thing. My parents were military and they used to tell me about Philippinos pissing into their radiators in public."}
+{"text":"Gallon Quart Do you realize how stupid you sound?"}
+{"text":"mind your Ps and Qs"}
+{"text":"imagine taking so much adderall you post a thread on auto about the inconsistencies of standardized automotive fluid containers using some young anime girl from some anime nobody watches as the picture"}
+{"text":"called fog lights absolutely useless in fog why do they install these on cars again?"}
+{"text":"I have a single rear fog light. The opposite slot is taken up by the reverse light. Oddly enough, the car doesn't have front log lights, but rather LED DRLs."}
+{"text":"they're so npc's can have more lights to leave on at all times to blind you with"}
+{"text":"Rule of cool sonny"}
+{"text":"Your reminded me of one time there was thick fog in my city and this big trug with enough lights to blind god flash banged himself and everyone behind him and crashed because he could see."}
+{"text":"A rear fog light is mandated, up front hey are optional"}
+{"text":"What is the advantage of making a vehicle with one less wheel? Two less I get but why just drop one?"}
+{"text":"Here's close up look at that configuration."}
+{"text":"Cheaper to register and insure because it's legally a motor bike inb4 but shouldn't that make it more expensive Bongs tax the shit out of everything including insurance so it's cheaper to operate something that's a motor bike"}
+{"text":"Gets taxed as a motorcycle, probably. A great dodge for everyone who hates giving money to the government."}
+{"text":"Confucius say: Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts make a right."}
+{"text":"and tree wongs make a light"}
+{"text":"Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted"}
+{"text":"man takes a right now man can't drive at night"}
+{"text":"big turbo will not bring back that which has already been gapped"}
+{"text":"why the fuck do people keep buying this shit when there's a recall every other week? Is it retarded nationalism?"}
+{"text":"After owning an F-150 I will never own another one again, fucking solid garbage truck."}
+{"text":"What was wrong with it anon? t. looking at new trucks but it seems like Ram, Chevy and Ford are all utter dogshit"}
+{"text":"At first all the little stuff started breaking, switches for power windows, power mirrors don't work. Wiper juice pump. Coolant resevoir developed a leak and had to be replaced. Shortly thereafter radiator had to be replaced. Starter and alternator needed replacement. And the new motorcraft replacement parts are junk too. When you realize the price you payed and the lack of quality, it really makes you want to punch a motherfucker at ford because you've been cheated. I have a 4runner now and haven't looked back. But if I were to get a truck today I'd get a Ram 2500 with the 6.4 engine. Rented one for a road trip to NC from FL and it was a blast to drive."}
+{"text":"I bought it because it was the only mpg truck And because I wanted a base model hybrid with almost nothing in it. Single zone climate control...crank unheated seats, plastic you can wipe down... Uses a fuckin physical key to start the engine and unlock/lock the tailgate. Everything is perfect. Hybrid system is licensed from Toyota anyways Also the later Focus were all super reliable until they started the gay DCT shit"}
+{"text":"Retard, the batteries are known for immolation."}
+{"text":"so whats the point of this when your car wont start if it has a dead battery?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about anon Have you never just turned your headlights off while driving down a back road at night? My car lets me do it, why wouldn't yours?"}
+{"text":"thats crazy like i check my fluids at least once a month"}
+{"text":"Except thats not how it works. Battery icon is lit when you turn ignition to ON and dont start the car, regardless of its charge state."}
+{"text":"I work for AAA. At least once a day I argue with a member on the phone because their car died on the highway and the battery light came on so that means they \"just need a jump start\". They usually say things like \"I know more than you\" and \"you're just a dumbass in a call center\"."}
+{"text":"so whats the point of this when your car wont start if it has a dead battery? It's crucial as fuck if you have a timing chain driven car and the water pump is serpentine belt driven, if that battery light is on, you have no alternator, which also means you have no water pump and you need to shut the motherfucker off before things get ugly."}
+{"text":"blizzard warning heavy snow. wind comes flying past you at 70mph in the left lane completely blinds you LEDs and then a trail of blowing snow jacknifes 2 miles down the road causes pile up kills a few cagers shutdowns entire highway why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"And a step further is that during their reduced-pay (<couple hundred/week is not uncommon) training period the truck the student is on acts as a \"team driver\" truck that runs 24/7. Then when the student has met the carriers criteria for moving to his own truck at full pay he's let go and a new student takes his place. Funny that."}
+{"text":"This. Truckers used to be white guys, now it's all indians and mystery meat easterners"}
+{"text":"Thank rabbi trumpstein"}
+{"text":"100 percent turnover I"}
+{"text":"ruins ur microfiber towels"}
+{"text":"NTA but I have 6 garages (5 motor, one chain) and one of them is an RV garage that'll fit 3 cars. :P I also have a barn I can fit 3 more cars in. I only have one car lol, but some tractors. It also never snows here. So, what the fuck is salt? My '90s car still has no rust and I can turn the stock exhaust bolts/nuts. Capitalism is luck of the draw."}
+{"text":"she only has a 2 car garage whats it like being poor?"}
+{"text":"I take it you didn’t take chemistry at school? Unaware on how redox reactions work? As the other anon here  wonderfully put, it’s much harder for rust to progress in the cold. Parking your car in your garage warms and melts the salty snow, creating the perfect salt bridge for the reaction to take place. Ironic to be calling someone else a brown skin when you are unaware of basic chemistry and best practices for the winter, the traditional season of the White Man."}
+{"text":"he's a ruralite"}
+{"text":"I can't imagine living in the city. I don't have to work very much, I have a lotta land and a big house, and I don't worry about a thing. I don't lock my doors, I leave my car running when I go into shops, and there's a huge forest all around me, it's awesome. My biggest expense is health insurance, not housing. How much do you really value living in the suburbs of some hipster town where no one interacts with each other anyway?"}
+{"text":"My 2015 Sportage has these black insert things but I want to add those roof rails so I can carry stuff on top. What exactly do I need?"}
+{"text":"go to an autoparts shop they will tell you"}
+{"text":"This, but a dealership instead. There's no way the Kia dealership will steer you wrong and you'll probably pay less too."}
+{"text":"better off going to both. Sometimes dealership is close sometimes it's way more expensive, go dealership if its close"}
+{"text":"Im workin on my race car for the 2026 season. Getting buzzed and wanted to know what /o/ worked on. Post pics"}
+{"text":"Brake overhaul on my 86. Nice race car, i'm jelly."}
+{"text":"I'm digging out along the side of my suburban house to move the sewerage so I can build a garage."}
+{"text":"im working on my 2013 nissan altima which god personally hates"}
+{"text":"Just did a test drive and I think I have a vacuum leak. It's slightly rough at low RPM, but above 2000 RPM it runs fine. I'll shoot some starting fluid at it tomorrow. I just really don't feel like removing the plenum again."}
+{"text":"It's too cold to work on my car outside so I'm inside working on guns"}
+{"text":"Ford wants to partner with Chinese ev giant BYD."}
+{"text":"That's no way to talk about the future rulers of the world."}
+{"text":"Isreal did 9/11"}
+{"text":"Why is the line drawn at cars, when the majority of the other shit in your house/that you own is already made in China?"}
+{"text":"Tesla uses every battery they can get their hands on. They make their own batteries, but thats not enough. So they buy all the supplies from other vendors."}
+{"text":"With the death of 3G is there any reason to buy anything older than the 2000s-2010s if one wants a non botnet vehicle? Pretty sure you can buy all the way up until the 21 MY for some models. Inb4 YoU HaVE a Ph0ne!1!"}
+{"text":"That's not what hyperbole is. A hyperbole is picking up something heavier than expected and saying it weighs a ton, or saying \"if i've told you once i've told you a million times\" You can't just outright lie about something for no reason and then turn around and go \"bro it's just a literary device dawg obviously it wasn't literal\""}
+{"text":"Nissan is telling insurance companies when you have sex, stellantis is streaming advertising directly into your head unit. Everyone got it except for you. Basically the death of 3G makes older cars much less appealing to own since even relatively modern cars can't be exploited anymore. At least in modern countries without 3G."}
+{"text":"asks question already knows everything lmao"}
+{"text":"Just because your countries cell networks don't use 3G anymore doesn't mean the 3G car is secure. Although it's probably secure enough against data-grubbing advertising botnets and the like."}
+{"text":"Nigger if the EMP goes off all of the roads are going to be jammed with immobilized modern cars I promise you, the energy contained in such a blast would cause far worse problems than highways clogged up with vehicles. Nevermind that your vehicle is a sufficiently grounded faraday cage"}
+{"text":"properly clean off your cars? Is it just fat American laziness?"}
+{"text":"If you go fast enough the wind just blows it off. Stop being a pussy."}
+{"text":"I haven't seen snow in over a decade. You weren't autistically clear about what you meant so I said what I said. If there's snow blocking visibility or a big hunk of snow on your roof that could fly at another driver that's one thing and you're right it's not cool and could be considered attempted homicide through negligence, but you (or OP) specifically state that, it was merely implied. It's 4chan, expect autism."}
+{"text":"cleaning the snow off the car like an NPC"}
+{"text":"That's not the point."}
+{"text":"American laziness Close, it's really American greed. Here it is considered a display of wealth to buy a garage, fill it with products consoomed, not have room to park your car in it, and instead spend hundreds or thousands on car wash subscriptions, ceramic coatings, etc."}
+{"text":"Is the plural of Lexus Lexuses, Lexi, Lexae, Leces?"}
+{"text":"There were old tweets on Xitter that confirm that it's \"Lexus\" for both singular and plural. However, common use is \"Lexuses\" because people are retarded."}
+{"text":"Lexus is a made up word, so standard English grammar applies: Lexuses"}
+{"text":"all made up words are English"}
+{"text":"Lexus brand was created specifically for America. America=English."}
+{"text":"It's Toyotas."}
+{"text":"Cheapest way to fix these white scratches on a black car? They’re smooth"}
+{"text":"sharpies touchup pen is the cheapest way ofc you wont shut up thereafter so just get it touched up by a detailer as opposed to abodyshop"}
+{"text":"Those look shallow. A very gentle cutting compound, Applied carefully by hand should do it. Or at least make it 90 percent less noticeable. And its a cheap fix. I did something like this to a rental car I trashed offload driving once. In a car Wash stall in alaska. If I can remember the product I used I will post it. But it was an off the shelf product at oriely or vatozone."}
+{"text":"This, you'd be surprised what you can polish out they don't look that shallow to me, but it's worth a shot. Polish with an orbital (or just by hand) and there's a chance it'll just disappear. Obviously you're wearing down the surrounding clear coat to the level of the scrape, so don't do it for any old scratch, but this looks like a good case for it."}
+{"text":"I think i used Mequiars ultimate compound applied by hand with a buffing pad followed by a quick wax product. And meguiars black plastic restorer for the roof ( it was a new broco i fucked up). There is a meguiars \"scratch x\" product sold now that would work about the same as what I did. You just need a polishing compound that has a very mild abrasive so you can grind off a teeny tiny bit of clearcoat"}
+{"text":"fix There's nothing to fix. The paint on the car, added foremost in order to protect the metal underneath from the elements, has done its job."}
+{"text":"Tappy valves are happy valves!"}
+{"text":"On an old aircooled boxers that's true."}
+{"text":"Fine to drive w/ an oil leak"}
+{"text":"Does it look oily to you?"}
+{"text":"Depends on how fast it's leaking. If it's just a drip, just keep an eye on it and make sure to check it regularly. If it's pouring out you could make a very short trip to get it fixed stopping to fill it up again as needed."}
+{"text":"Oil pan was coated with ready to drop drops last I checked. I drove it home afterwards, put some cardboard under it for two days, zero stain. Dipstick shows middleish, closer to L. Was topped off 3 months ago and I’ve driven 3000km since."}
+{"text":"Well fill it up and start checking it daily. If it doesn't change much check once a week, if it doesn't change much check on fill ups. Always track of how much you have to fill it. This will help you estimate how much it's leaking and if it's worth fixing. I had a subaru with weeping headgaskets and would put in a quart every time I filled up. It never got faster than that and never made any sign of milkshake so I figured fuck it, good enough."}
+{"text":"nice be sure to drive extra slow in the sharp turns on your local roadways"}
+{"text":"\"nice forest you have there, be a shame if something happened to it\" Why do they ruin everything?"}
+{"text":"So most likely they searched for those plates/spotted the plate and went, we'll have that car."}
+{"text":"As stated by people who worked on the show the first time production actually saw the car in the flesh, was when it was already in Argentina. This included the plates as the advert for the car didn't show the plates. Additionally the people who inspected the car + shipped the car were not involved with production, they were a third party porsche mechanic and shipping company. So neither of these groups would look at the plates and think anything of it. Overall this was a scripted TV show and they had done number plate \"jokes\" before already. Your own picture kind of disproved your point. Top Gear did do stupid shit like this before, but it was always kind of obvious. They were not subtle with this kind of thing. Look at your pic, they put a rugby score of a recent match onto an australian car using most likely a sticker. They even point it out, that's about as in your face as it can possibly get. The same goes for other jokes of this nature on Top Gear. They weren't subtle with this shit, they were in your face. The 'H982 FKL' thing if it was intentional is so unbelievably subtle that when you're watching the special you wouldn't even think it meant anything until you read online that people think it's reference to the falklands war. And the other thing, if it was intentional, they would have alluded to it or even joked about it before the controversy angle plays in. Now consider this, if it was intentional why would they remove it halfway through the show? If it's all a big joke, they would have kept it on until they got attacked. The final thing is that Top Gear did a number of these specials and almost all of them, all they ever did was portray the countries they went to in a positive light and said good thing about them. Fuck they went to Iraq and said \"this place is nice\", you really think they would go to Argentina with the mindset of \"let's antagonize them for the shits and giggles\"?"}
+{"text":"so unbelievably subtle To you maybe yeah. if it was intentional why would they remove it halfway through the show? Yes we've established they knew it was a bad idea, that they had brought alternate plates, but decided to proceed anyway. It was 100% intentional - the only question is at what point prior to the start of filming did they decide to go with it. you really think they would go to Argentina with the mindset of \"let's antagonize them for the shits and giggles\"? Yeah."}
+{"text":"Ironically something that's been lost to time about this controversy is that not satisfied with claiming the Porsche had fake plates, they tried to claim the Mustang and Lotus also had fake plates that referenced the war. And the imaginary offense can go even further: as Juan Manual Romano (Secretary of Social Development) commented, even the other two cars offended! The Lotus had the license N269KNG, that if we subtract 14 we get 255, the number of English soldiers fallen in the war, and the Mustang with the license EKH646J that if we add 3 we reach 649 the number of Argentines fallen. Funny this didn't get as much traction when the claim is the same as the Porsche's plates. I mean idiots believed that H982 FKL must be a reference to the war, why not accept the notion the other plates are too? The Porsche now bears the number plate \"H1 VAE\" This is somewhat inaccurate. From what is known the car was first registered with H982 FKL, then at some point it became H1 VAE before going back to H982 FKL in 2001. The 'BELL END' plates were fake and made up by the production once they were aware of the controversy to put on the car for the football match. The Porsche came with both the H982 and H1 VAE plates. When the crew became aware of the controversy, they took the H982 plates off and put the H1 VAE plate on the back. The plan was then for James and Richard to prank Jeremy by putting 'BELL END' plates on his car for the Football match. However that didn't happen. Additionally the original dealer has stated that the production team were aware of the registration plate history before purchase. Bullshit, this same dealer also claimed he didn't know the car was being sold to Top Gear. He only dealt with a representative of the BBC and a Porsche Mechanic who inspected the car. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"subtract 14 add 3 So we're just making up random numbers then? If anything this doesn't put the argies down an extra peg, they're not even unknowing idiots making correlations that seem plausible, but have IQs and EQs lower than that of an average 6 y/o school kid. Are their brains actually made of mush?"}
+{"text":"Ford's new Super Duty-based AEV FXL truck. What is the use case for something like this?"}
+{"text":"What is the use case for something like this? making cringe chud vlogs"}
+{"text":"What is the use case for something like this? Going shopping at the local center, picking up my precious daughter from school. I like to feel safe."}
+{"text":"Why does Ford keep refusing to give people what they want? A blown 7.3 fucking AMERICAN COCA COLA LITERS Raptor SD."}
+{"text":"AEV is a 3rd party offroad modification company. they also do ram/jeep etc. This is not from ford. I dont know why op made the title he did but im guessing hes a chinese Ai bot posting engagement bait."}
+{"text":"If ground pressure was the only factor then bikes would tear up roads more than tanks."}
+{"text":"When you complain about how this car doesn't have lsd, that car doesn't have a v12 and another car isn't a real Porsche, someone is driving his Fiesta ST and enjoying it. That's because he's a car enjoyer and you're not. You can't enjoy cars outside of your tiny category of good cars, where barely any car other than Mclaren F1 fits."}
+{"text":"plastic engine mcdonalds struts egg shape No point"}
+{"text":"Ten years old Trash"}
+{"text":"This is 4chan. Complaining and criticizing your choices is kind of our schtick."}
+{"text":"Where's your Mclaren?"}
+{"text":"Mclaren f1 isn't the only car with bones wrenchlet."}
+{"text":"stretched EL falcon limo convertible"}
+{"text":"I'd rip the seats out and convert it into a uuuuute"}
+{"text":"single cab loooooong bed"}
+{"text":"I have no idea why Maybach SL 680 has a V8 and cost a bit MORE than Maybach S 680 which has a V12, is bigger and has more seats. Is there any super rich anon who will help understand the logic of super expensive car price tags?"}
+{"text":"I live in Puch-land, and I'm amazed how big the export market to the US was for our national treasure. The early models were imported through Sears as Sears Allstate, pic related"}
+{"text":"Are you implying local regulations dont factor into local prices?"}
+{"text":"Maybe he's an American and forgot that in other countries taxes are already included in the prices of goods in stores."}
+{"text":"$220 to register your own property is obscene. And don't tell me it's about crime, because the police don't do anything when you report a car stolen, a hit and run, etc."}
+{"text":"They do but they aren't gonna cause these giant swings you are seeing. Both cars have similar regulatory requirements no matter what market they are being sold in. At most it would be a few hundred dollars price difference."}
+{"text":"I hope their sales tank because of this."}
+{"text":"Proof that new cars are for absolute cocksuckers which is most people on the road"}
+{"text":"I'm that anon and a few days late here but you're deflecting. The idea that a US and/or Israel gov't organization kidnapped American teen girls to get blackmail on the rich and famous cannot be discounted. Don't try to move the focus, glowie."}
+{"text":"OP woke up this morning and chose violence. Typical leftist reaction to not getting everything they want."}
+{"text":"\"Violence\" is hoping that free trade exists. Typical republican bullshit."}
+{"text":"aww it doesn't have the bit where you see the cop grinning for a sec when he doesn't stop wailing his head off lol"}
+{"text":"what's the 'sensus on fiat doblo?"}
+{"text":"fiat = fix ot rgain dingus"}
+{"text":"AHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"everyone I know calls it Diablo"}
+{"text":"Never seen a Fiat Doblo but it looks like a remaster of the old Nissan Cube."}
+{"text":"Isn't it just the PSA offer of Peugot Partner/Opel Combo by this point? They exist because enterprises need a cargo beater, but the next size up is too expensive and use too much fuel. They are usually excellent cars, because the roof height is nice. If you could buy a nicer version with decent factory sound deadening, they would most likely completely displace minivans and maybe even estates."}
+{"text":"German authorities forced Lexus to turn off the parking heating in Lexus cars! Just when it got cold and people needed it! Toyota used remote access to turn off the pre heating, which is used to heat up the cars before driving. You would turn it on, 10 minutes before driving somewhere, so your car is warm and de-iced already. Toyota spokesman Ralph Müller: \"The pre-air conditioning is a free function of the MyToyota app or Lexus Link Plus App. This function is still available for all pure electric vehicles and plug-in vehicles. For vehicles with conventional drive, this only works when the combustion engine is running. The legislator considers this an unnecessary running of the engine or an avoidable exhaust gas pollution, which is prohibited. This is not known to many users. In Europe, there is no uniform legal situation, about which we have informed with a corresponding note in the app. In order to protect the vehicle user from fines, we have deactivated the function on these vehicles.” Imagine being a Euro"}
+{"text":"I salute you, admiral Based."}
+{"text":"YOU VILL HAVE CARBON CREDITS you have consumed your daily allowable carbon just wait till you can't eat for the day because state deemed you unworthy of any more carbon pollution. UK and Europeans are on some real bullshit."}
+{"text":"turn the fucking key to start the engine you don't understand, that would be deemed illegal. You aren't allowed to idle your engine dude to some bullshit environmental laws. Your neighbor will call the police on you. That's what its like to live there. All the while letting criminals into the country to replace you."}
+{"text":"Much worse than letting Pakis rape British girls for years? Look at the state of the modern Yookay. The current PM values browns more than white Britons. The conservative leader is an ape (the previous one imported hundreds of thousands of browns after Brexit) and the \"far-right\" leader renounced islamophobia and is now appeasing the goatfuckers. So much better than Germany, right?"}
+{"text":"asians Thanks UK!"}
+{"text":"It was the dark of the moon On the sixth of June In a Kenworth, pullin' logs Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We was headin' for bear On 'I-1-0 'Bout a mile out Shakey Town I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down"}
+{"text":"This got voted as the car of the year 2026 in China. Say something nice about it."}
+{"text":"I wonder what brand that car is"}
+{"text":"why are so many posters on this board so insecure about the chinese?"}
+{"text":"Where are the OOOO?"}
+{"text":"but 2026 cars are sold in 2025 so in car logic it all makes perfect sense"}
+{"text":"believing that voting actually means anything in China"}
+{"text":"Chameleon tranny cries some moar thread This thread is for liter bike riders, who have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or aspiring liter bikers, who want to buy a liter bike. New bake as we maxed out the last thread, and the learner/ liter dichotomy is going strong. Actual liter bike things, discussed by people who actually have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or at least those wanting to buy a liter bike liter biker tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, 369 bunny hops, tail whips, and posting bike gear advice from literchads: you don't need gear if you don't have a bike. If you can't post bike, you don't have bike. liter biker wife pics, webms, and swapping. Chameleon has never seen a vagina IRL Biker discussion with liter bike havers, and people looking to get a liter bike. LOL at the one permaseething chameleon tranny lulzcow a 600 RR is the recommended learner bike minimum, and the learner thread exists for learner discussions, although learners who want to ask literchads are encouraged. A liter over 900cc is the minimum for elite riders, who are the apex predators of the motorbike world. (New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added): Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wake up and see the fly 90 degrees to your right. You can look at it without moving your head because your eyes move independently"}
+{"text":"new thread is here lads"}
+{"text":"28812247 28812270 28812276 schizphrenic retard attacking himself in an oestrogen fuelled rage"}
+{"text":"80k miles, not km. I put 65k miles of those on it myself in all conditions. I do like my beemer, and it's been a great bike that I've been happy to own and has done its job well so far. But the growing potential for electrical issues to leave me stranded is something I don't particularly like. I recently had an EWS fault scare far from home which luckily went away after pulling the battery for a bit, but it shook my confidence in the electrical system and the bike as a whole. you don't like bimmers? I should have specified that I wouldn't be buying another GS. I'd love an older beemer. This GS is the newest bike I've ever owned, and the electrical stuff sucks. Otherwise, mechanically, it's been excellent."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately roll of the dice if US customs snags it. I would have to find a forwarder to buy it for me too."}
+{"text":"My land lord just offered me a garage spot with charging capability. Is it prudent to just switch my PHEV to EV altogether? Most of my drives are within PHEV battery range but I feel like an EV is a no-brainer if you can charge at home. pic not related, I can't afford it."}
+{"text":"Don't buy a new car save and buy a house/condo/apartment you retard"}
+{"text":"Whats more inefficient - using the vehicle you already have or selling your vehicle buying an all-electric paying for vehicle titling and registration on a new vehicle getting insurance for the new vehicle (electrics usually cost more to insure) changing the cost of your commute by ZERO DOLLARS because you were previously driving on just battery power in your hybrid Just say you have a compulsion to spend money"}
+{"text":"EVs are already moving on to using gasoline range extenders using generator engines... You essentially have this but also the rest of the stuff needed to run it to drive the car with it. I think you would just waste a lot of money changing from one EV type to another for that reason alone, and you should just accept what you have now. EVs and hybrids in 2030 are probably going to be massively improved over what's available now... Would you then again switch vehicles to get the latest -thing-? In my case I just accepted a big 4 cylinder hybrid is the best daily driver and will be what I drive the next 7 years, and picked the most useful one (Maverick). I pretty much accept that newer hybrids using better technologies will come that get better mileage and heat the cabin better etc, but everything is satisfactory with what I have so I don't really \"look\" for a vehicle anymore."}
+{"text":"Just say you have a compulsion to spend money on useless shit"}
+{"text":"Do you think EREVs will replace PHEV or straight up all EVs? Maybe having a hybrid with a 20-30kWh LFP battery and a gasoline generator is how EVs finally win? Because honestly people tend to overestimate just how much they need all that range. But gasoline is very inefficient way to charge a battery and might lead to even worse MPG if people are careless with charging."}
+{"text":"is this a viable shitbox in 2026 or should i look for something newer?"}
+{"text":"go older"}
+{"text":"Any decent EK/EG you'll find will be at least twice as expensive."}
+{"text":"Aside the US being cucked on the SI low powered I never got why these got all the hate. I have my EF and worked on Hondas of all flavors but these aren't bad and cheap. Easy to do any K stuff since that's already in there. Ks are super cheap. Funky cool shifter, good size not too heavy handles fine. Not a bad daily at all."}
+{"text":"7th gen Civic and RSX weren't a high point for Honda."}
+{"text":"ok cool thanks"}
+{"text":"Easy views. There's thousands of yputubers whose shtick is buying ticking timber bombs then baiting an audience with dumb basedface \"how could this happen to me?\" thumbnails"}
+{"text":"Do people just love pain? Why would you buy a car with such obvious and well established problems?"}
+{"text":"Why is it always German cars?"}
+{"text":"Why would you buy a car with such obvious and well established problems? its called engagement, broke loser. You need people to watch your YouTube channel so you can get paid. Real retard Boomer hours here OP"}
+{"text":"Because it's an old German tradition.German tanks during WW2 were great until they broke down. And they broke down much more often than the Shermans. And they were harder to repair."}
+{"text":"Why? People are moving away from EV's with all the manufacturers pull back investment Plus Cross-overs and SUVs have been the dominate sellers in America, not sedans or coupes. And no way is he a \"free market let everyone in\" kind of guy Is it the economy? Wants to flood the US market with cheap Chinese cars so he can say \"just buy a cheap chinese car if your strapped for cash\"?"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Lmao no, not anymore"}
+{"text":"I'm seeing more EVs every day on the roads and I stay in a shithole bros. It's over...but it's ok because old gas cars are better anyway."}
+{"text":"honestly, given how shit modern ICEs are, EVs are an improvement. maybe not in burgerland, you guys are still allowed more than 3 cylinders, but certainly here in the muslim ecokhalifate of yuropistan. fuck the yuro auto industry, fuck car dealers and fuck the polar bears too. 1000hp EVs for everyone."}
+{"text":"Nobody is buying new cars because they are $52k on average and there are only so many single mothers to take advantage of. Lots of dealers have cars from the 23 and 24 model year just sitting around that won't sell. This makes the price of used cars go up because less cars are entering the used market. Most people don't want to pay $10k for a shitty nissan so a lot of used cars are not moving either. So what the fuck is the future of cars? Less and less people are falling for infinite debt slavery so when will the $20k new Civics come back? There is no auto industry if nobody buys"}
+{"text":"Eventually they are going to have to realize at some point that they will only make more revenue with lower prices. A lot of Japanese electronics makers have special pricing (exclusive for Japan only) and the tale is often the same for every product. Reduce price by half, get 4x the sales, aka 2x as much money total. They do this because wages in Japan are stagnant, and they are going to have do the same here in the states unless people get a pay raise."}
+{"text":"have our wealthy overlords considered paying us slightly less meager wages so we might have a teensy weeny better chance of affording the shit they're peddling?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think any of the MBA bros and MBA karens who call the shots these days could pass a beginner level economics course on the mechanics of supply and demand tbqh desu sempai."}
+{"text":"Well they need to design a car for white people too."}
+{"text":"like the word nigger, white people are also taking the dodge challenger back"}
+{"text":"Which automobile manufacturer has the most toxic, miserable, and unpleasant vehicle owners?"}
+{"text":"there are plenty of porsches in brazil, it's just that their drivers got infamous for drunk driving, crashing and killing people"}
+{"text":"Toyota: Chile Ethiopia Kazakhstan Mongolia United States"}
+{"text":"Of course it is. Most people don't care that much about cars."}
+{"text":"Porsche. I say that as someone who’s had them. Fine cars but the owners are awful Worst owners club in the UK, worst drama, just basically a bunch of nerds and Freemasons and golf enthusiasts. Boring little men who do something vaguely “IT” and send their weird kids to some low end fee paying school and are on the brink of divorce because they think they have a chance with their Ukrainian nanny. God forbid you ever drive the thing hard or talk about going fast, they have a total sense of humour failure. Same sort of people into watches. It’s depressing and every other “prestige” mark in the country has a better owners club, aside from Bristol which is full of the fathers of the men in the Porsche scene"}
+{"text":"Probably BMW or mercedes, they're all such ricers it's unreal."}
+{"text":"What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"If too much power was their concern, they could've always made the RWD version not supercharged"}
+{"text":"Oh look it's Tata guy. Tell how they own Aston Martin too bro."}
+{"text":"At this point, Jaguar wouldn't spend an extra shilling and tuppence to have that. Rather they spent that shilling on making it RHD. They could have had a few levels of it sure, but it's short run which was supposed to be 300, they didn't even sell that many which they would have by making it RHD."}
+{"text":"The thing is they should have made a normal production run M3 competitor for the XE. The 5.0 in the XKR/XFR tune and RWD with an LSD and better brakes would have been absolutely fine and would have been the best driving car in its class apart from the Quadrifoglio. They already sold the XE S with 380hp with minimal chassis improvements over the 4 cylinder cars."}
+{"text":"I don't know why the XES never became more popular with the M lite/AMG chav crowd Brand image After WW2, the only people who could afford a car were directors, politicians, business owners etc. All people wanting to appear as supporting domestic industry, but more importantly people perceived as upper class. Working and middle class people born post-war associated Vauxhall, Ford, Rover, Austin as \"normal\" cars and Jaguar as something the upper class would drive. Get to the 80's and 90's and the younger post-war babies are entering the workforce to an explosion of company cars. They don't really want a Vauxhall like their dad, nor a Jag like their ancient Managing Director. BMW are Mercedes something different, a little edgy even. Get to today and certainly people of my age still associate Jags with old, posh people. A mate of mine bought an XE a few years ago, and we still call him \"Old Man\""}
+{"text":"Were you ever hesitant to purchase a vehicle due to the reputation of its drivers, rather than the brand's image?"}
+{"text":"audi lol"}
+{"text":"Yeah I wanted a chally at one point. But I’m far too white to own one"}
+{"text":"in a black car worried about not worried about boiling alive during summer bro the paint getting dirty is the least of your issues the fucking plastic in your mcdonkeys engine is progressively melting because the paint absorbs the most light and reflects the least so you're baking your shit"}
+{"text":"making a left turn car ahead making a left turn bmw also ahead makes a right turn into my lane at 95 mph have no time to even see him yells at me it was a fucking 60 year old boomer if that makes a difference normal bmw experience?"}
+{"text":"No. A man chooses, a slave obeys."}
+{"text":"we have brands hatch at home neat"}
+{"text":"Thread is autosaging, bro Looks pretty neat, shame I can't test drive it because I slept in a stupid position and now my back feels like the downhill of Bathurst"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"looks posh to be honest"}
+{"text":"Make a new Strawschleife"}
+{"text":"wow it looks like a xinjiang uighur massacre"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't describe this nre design as much of a Great Leap Forward."}
+{"text":"Derpal SO1, nice"}
+{"text":"Is this an AI generated post?"}
+{"text":"it reads like it was run through a translator so maybe"}
+{"text":"Prehistoric Mystery Edition previous: This thread is dedicated to all animals of the Reptilia and Amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered Classifieds for finding breeders and products: morphmarket.com kingsnake.com faunaclassifieds.com caudata.org Most forums will have a \"for sale\" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area. When asking a question, make sure to include these details: Type and size of animal Enclosure dimensions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is there any reason to not just exclusively feed hornworms to a new caledonian gecko? I hate crickets. They don't readily take dubias and I fucking hate finding dubias they decided to just let go in their cages. The male readily takes and the female goes ballistic for hornworms and they're not super fatty and offer a decent amount of chitin. The main reason I want to provide insects is for chitin, hydration and stimulation since CGD has all of the nutrients handled."}
+{"text":"A more varied diet is always better than a less varied diet, but if hornworms and CGD is the alternative to just CGD, it’s obviously a superior choice. Have you tried soldier fly larva?"}
+{"text":"i haven't done soldierflies but my local store only reliably has hornworms, dubias and crickets. I think wormy things in general are more up their alley since they took silkworms and waxworms before, but i'm not really trying to powerfeed/bulk them so I don't see much of a point in giving them super fatty stuff."}
+{"text":"walk past garden see little lizard chilling on shadecloth it's just one of the many skinks that chill there daily do a double take that's a huge head for a skink it's a Bearded Dragon holy fuck that's a small Bearded Dragon, smaller than my pinkie finger notice it sit there the entire day big Huntsman spider starts moving closer and closer to it pick the Bearded Dragon up and put in my garden away from spider Sorry God but I had to interfere, he was too smol and cute to be eaten by a shitty spider."}
+{"text":"Alright guys I'm in trouble. I catch salamanders and frogs when I see them, but thing my fat huge salamander was in fact pregnant and laid larvas. I checked online and they eat mosquitos larvas and shit but it's winter there and there are none. I caught small flies and they won't eat them, same for small worms I bought. It's like they won't eat anything. I hesitated releasing them but we're in winter. The weather actually is ok these days and the lake probably won't freeze but I'm afraid it snows or something in february and they all die or get eaten by a predator. Is there a way to feed them or do I have to release them hoping for them to survive? They're in that basket for a full week and surprisingly didn't die… What do?"}
+{"text":"Why are b*dgies so stupid?"}
+{"text":"unironically using googleAI Who is the stupid one?"}
+{"text":"Thinks startle response is an animal being dumb Ingests AI slop Does it make you feel smart when an animal gets scared and acts instinctively?"}
+{"text":"Humans have this too although not as strongly. Shit imagine a gorilla having a hypnagogic hallucination. It's not all budgies though some don't. I've had one cockatiel had them about twice a month and the other 4 maybe once a year"}
+{"text":"Not stupidity. Is it stupid to jerk your hand away from the hot stove? Prey fleeing responses are likely like that. In most natural circumstances it saves their lives."}
+{"text":"my sister in law killed 4 budgies because she kept leaving them in their cage for weeks at a time and refused to cover it, AND she kept a stray cat in the house."}
+{"text":"not me"}
+{"text":"do you think he would keep talking about his gay little snakes while you're thrusting in and out of him, gradually stuttering and moaning more and more while trying to keep his composure"}
+{"text":"Or in the closet"}
+{"text":"shut up"}
+{"text":"absolutely"}
+{"text":"Why do millennials even own pets if they find them to be just a nuisance? It is not mandatory"}
+{"text":"Shhhhh"}
+{"text":"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"Alcoholism is how the world selects out low IQ violent retards. Alcohol can't make you a different person. It can only remove learned inhibitions that were hiding the person you already were. That's why low IQ, typically muslim peoples are all afraid of drinking alcohol and the moment they do they become impulsively violent rapists. Because that's what they actually are before all the allah and hellfire shit is talked into them and it's why their civilizational achievements hit a ceiling quick. All of the achievements muslims claim from \"muh islamic golden age\" were actually achieved by *non muslims*, and most of the smart people left for europe which is why the islamic golden age stopped. We stole greek scholarship inshallah! Oh no, they all left *centuries of ruin* Now muslims just exist to get killed by jews in a giant act of natural selection. The only bad thing that happened in gaza was the IDF getting tired of shooting the fucking rats. *fires rockets at you for 20 years* get out of your land, jew! allah says its mine now! -alcohol-fearing mudslime i'll let you stop any time... oh, you finally killed a few hundred civilians. guess we're eradicating you now. -alcohol enjoying Jew Use of alcohol is the fundamental difference between civilized and non-civilized people. Jew: Has two drinks, cheerfully discusses business, finance, physics and philosophy with his friends Arab: Has two drinks, starts gloating and insulting people, gets in a fight, gropes women, forms a rape gang with other drunk arabs"}
+{"text":"violence, suicides, and traffic accidents roughly correlate with the number of african americans in the study group assume the bottom 50% of africans is equal in number to the bottom 25% of whites there's your \"alcohol problem\" hmmm"}
+{"text":"What dog breed is the king of aesthetics, the most mogger of dogs? For me, it's the Australian Shepherd and Samoyed"}
+{"text":"t. sheep"}
+{"text":"Hello single male with female intact husky"}
+{"text":"i recognize that cookie!"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I tried to think of dogs whose beauty surpasses huskies, but I couldn't. G.S.Ds come in second place."}
+{"text":"Horse General It's too hot, I will simply lie here a while edition - Old Grey Mare"}
+{"text":"I dont get how people can like an animal thats so passive Its the same with bunnies they eat AND stand around"}
+{"text":"Not everyone needs constant external stimulation, ADHD-kun."}
+{"text":"Bunnies also go sque sque sque thump thump thump"}
+{"text":"How would a horse hold a gun?"}
+{"text":"Last thread was deleted for some odd reason. Last posts were about helping an Australian anon to find his lost cat. Hope she's safe, mate."}
+{"text":"Build a bridge over the road"}
+{"text":"Consider keeping your cat indoors like the other 80% of first world cat owners"}
+{"text":"back in july i took in a cat from a friend of a friend who never brought them to a vet or even got them fixed, i got all that handled and the cat bonded to me really strongly this past wednesday they collapsed very suddenly because they were experiencing heart failure and i couldnt afford to save their life i miss this little retard im trying to decide what to do now, my living space feels empty and lonely without a little friend :( most of the cats available (right now) at adoption centers and rescues are spirit cats, meaning they basically just exist in your home and have no interest in being your buddy, which really sucks other cats are ranging more than $300+ for adoption fees any recommendations from more experienced cat owners? new england region, if relevant"}
+{"text":"I hope I die with my cat"}
+{"text":"why is there no day of the week thats reserved for dogs?"}
+{"text":"catschizo aka jeetschizo seething big time kek"}
+{"text":"is this your last cope anti cat schizo"}
+{"text":"sounds like it could be yours, truly. i'm just enjoying your multi thread melty jeetschizo kek! this"}
+{"text":"No matter how much you seethe, it won't change the fact that your heckin doggo licks shit particles all over your face"}
+{"text":"Extreme TRVKE"}
+{"text":"Pets or alcohol. Which is better?"}
+{"text":"i need to fill with life with wholesome chungus oneorangebraincel pupperinos i need to drinky drinky or else i don't know how to socialize both are gay and indicate a person is uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts"}
+{"text":"maybe you're right. both aren't ideal."}
+{"text":"Both are normal if not mandatory for normal intelligent people. Muslims hate pets and alcohol. Muslims fear that which reveals their character. UH NOOOOO I AM LE HECCIN THOUGHTFUL AND MUST BE ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS All of the time, supegenius? No, you fear that which reveals your character. Alcohol forces you to tell the truth. Pets force your character to come through truthfully because \"it's just a dog\" When you hit your dog, when you're an uppity or perverted drunk, you're AFRAID of these moments because they'd destroy the fake person you want everyone else to see and show the world the piece of shit that's lurking under the larp. You will now toggle airplane mode and report my post several times for racism. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Don't interact with this thread. Just someone from Hassan Piker's cult having a meltdown because someone dared to point his idol as a dog abuser. A thread died for this."}
+{"text":"Truth nuke. Never trust someone who doesnt drink because they probably get violent or act immoral. The alcohol does not “make them”. Alcohol does not “change” people. It removes inhibitions and shows what was already there. And never trust someone who doesnt like dogs or friendly cats. Its an animal that wants to be your friend. The way they treat them shows the way they’d treat people in a world without consequences. Every time. Ie: Dog beater = domestic violence. muslims Yes, the muslim world never evolved because instead of preferring inherently civilized people they scared a bunch of prehistoric canaanite farmers into using religious fervor to pretend to be civilized."}
+{"text":"Flexible use of a multi-purpose tool by a cow www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)01597-0"}
+{"text":"forgot my picture"}
+{"text":"Ungulates in general are VERY underestimated when it comes to intelligence, even though they are a very succesful group of mammals. There is a carnivore bias as well as an anthropocentric bias when studying animals. Cows have rich inner lives and qualia, this is beyond question."}
+{"text":"how is this new? cows use things to scratch themselves all the time, is it because it's a broom? you can give it a normal stick and it will do the same, I find it more unique when they play with balls, how do they even know what is a ball made for?"}
+{"text":"There are tons of anecdotes about interesting animal behavior but this one now has the stamp of scientific aproval."}
+{"text":"I wish I had one so badly"}
+{"text":"I am one"}
+{"text":"Cool. I'm curious what goes on in your little guys brains. What do you think about all day?"}
+{"text":"Banana"}
+{"text":"Big banana"}
+{"text":"Is it normal that I like looking at dog paws so much and wish I had paws too?"}
+{"text":"I wish i had hooves I believe u and i like the cat"}
+{"text":"hooves Horsefag?"}
+{"text":"Probably."}
+{"text":"No Horses are weird"}
+{"text":"What are paws made out of? What would be the human equivalent? The palms of our hands or fingerprints don't seem like the same thing at all."}
+{"text":"now I thought they always did that"}
+{"text":"why is there a deep pool with no exit ramp in the enclosure?!?!"}
+{"text":"beautiful video in that link"}
+{"text":"Elephants are extremely smart and when they want to be cruel they can do so much. Humans are still human-sized but an elephant can step on a person slowly breaking every bone one at a time for maximum suffering if that is their wish."}
+{"text":"Probably is on the other side, but a flighty and stupid herd animal will behave like a flighty and stupid herd animal."}
+{"text":"I don't think you can overfeed VFTs desu"}
+{"text":"I know you can't pitchers either, they are apparently so good at attracting/trapping and so bad at digesting that people regularly report entire pitchers just filled up with a tower of flies and bugs"}
+{"text":"Yep, some of my pitcher well filled to the top with bugs by fall, must be hundreds of dead bugs per pitcher"}
+{"text":"Guess that's why they get the biggest"}
+{"text":"I was proud of my plants for being their tiny, tiny carbon sequestering selves and knowing that every leaf they grew was helping global warming by 0.000000000001 % of 0.000000000000000000000000001% but I recently learned that there literally is not enough space on the entire earth for plants to even make a difference in co2 levels and thats very depressing"}
+{"text":"Post wolves. Information. Images. Stories. Art. News. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Satan's Werewolf - The chalice of life stands barren Awaiting fulfillment from the cursed wine Satan's Werewolf - In the light of this one candle The blood is the life and my blood is Satan's"}
+{"text":"The wolves leave the body so there's no cannibalism but at the same time they will eat pups of a different tribe no problem. The weak do not deserve respect, they are just food."}
+{"text":"mm gril :D"}
+{"text":"krillions must die"}
+{"text":"filtered"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"muh sides"}
+{"text":"It's weird how they're considered a \"predator\" because of some semantic bullshit"}
+{"text":"dogs literal genetic freaks mangled by centuries of selective breeding to became loyal slaves of a massah have nothing in common with the proud wolves slobbering retards that will die if are abandoned in the wild street dogs just rummage through trashcans to find man's slop cats virtually unchanged vicious killers living in our homes retained all of their wild instincts street cats actually hunt for their food can survive in the wild no problem"}
+{"text":"street dogs don't exist in civilized countries this is so monumentally retarded that only a jeet could have thought of this in his headcanon fantasy about \"civilized countries\" yeas saar civilize country so gud they don't eben have stray animals and peoples poo just vanishes into thin air using nanomachines, ahh yes, civilized country is so good saar"}
+{"text":"street dogs don't exist in civilized countries, you wouldn't know this because you live in a thirdie shithole. also, take your medication catschizo."}
+{"text":"yeah saar, civilize world so good, no stray dog and no poo and flying cars Rajesh..."}
+{"text":"I like both :3"}
+{"text":"toxoplasmosis many such case gets bullied by its useless tyrant shits and pisses on his pillow whenever he's frustrated No but you understand, I can't punish it, it's not a dog! It won't understand. cats are so much better and independant! Ok catslave. I'll keep my helping, faithful, obeying loving canidæ, and you'll enjoy your despising useless feline master, ok?"}
+{"text":"gluttony edition"}
+{"text":"I think this beaver has felled so many logs like that one that he knows it's not dangerous to have one bonk on you"}
+{"text":"any suggestions for my minecraft mod beaver bros? (eager beavers) They can build dams, lodges spawn as structures, you can give them food and they'll walk around with it, they can knock down trees, etc."}
+{"text":"Make it compatable with Dynamic Trees and/or Panda's Falling Trees and HT's TreeChop"}
+{"text":"do glarpoids make for good housepets?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, that's garloid. Stop your (((propaganda))) jacob"}
+{"text":"that low five at the end"}
+{"text":"Kek Love me Wilford Brimleys"}
+{"text":"AIEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"twas but a 'rus Ftfy"}
+{"text":"I'd like to talk about how to keep our pets safe. This is a follow-up thread to me thinking my dog killed a neighborhood cat a while back. The neighbor ended up digging out a bullet from their feline friend, and I have since found 11 more reports of animals being killed in my town this month alone. The story is usually the same. will open your gate to let the dog out lures it away from properties (rural area) shoots the dog slits its throat and leaves it on the ground or shoots cat with some sort of suppressed .22 rifle or pellet gun (both types of rounds found) near homes will leave cat to rot where it lays A few years ago, someone was shooting wild donkeys in town to the same effect. Just letting them lay in the road or on the side of the road. I'm wondering if poaching and pet theft/killing, and this discussion in general, is an acceptable topic on /an/ too."}
+{"text":"What if he can afford gen 4s and you stuck with gen 3s?"}
+{"text":"Start patrolling town with a few thermal camera drones at night to catch him in the act. Once you ID his vehicle and residence, it's all over. Rural farmers would simply torch his home and shoot him if he exits."}
+{"text":"Buy a ghille suit, NODS and a .25 cal airgun. Set up a bait station with stray cats. Do the needful"}
+{"text":"This + cameras for every inch of the property."}
+{"text":"Gut him open when you find him please and thank you"}
+{"text":"Podcaster Joe Rogan has warned that mountain lions are running riot in certain states and eating household pets, demanding politicians do more to address the problem. “One of the things they found out in San Francisco in the Bay Area was when they do shoot these mountain lions, they’ve done an analysis of their diet. It’s 50 percent dogs.\" “They’re doing nothing to curb the population. And this is the thing is like people go, ‘Oh, it’s OK Let nature do its thing.’ No, it doesn’t do its thing. It kills your dog, OK?” he said. He continued: “Fifty percent of their diet is eating people’s pets. So, they’re hunting people’s pets. That means you are, if you’re a dog lover, you’re allowing a monster to eat your dog because you think that’s the right thing to do and to be kind with nature.\" “No, you have to hunt them. You have to get them the f*** away from you.\" Rogan went on to share a story about Hanes being pursued by a mountain lion while out for an evening jog and commented: “That is the consequences of letting monsters live in your neighborhood.\" The host concluded by suggesting that trophy hunting should be rebranded as “monster control” to attract broader support, signing off by saying: “I love animals, but I am on Team People.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"superion"}
+{"text":"Joe Rogan is never wrong"}
+{"text":"Coyotes eat them anon..."}
+{"text":"I imagine it is primarily smaller dogs and big softies like goldens that get targeted. I doubt even in rural areas, large dogs would be targeted over small dogs and chickens that are also in the area. Cougars aren't retarded, they hunt easier targets long before harder ones. Fluffy might get eaten alive by cougars and coyotes, but a few cane corsos, or dogo argentinos, or great pyranees aren't getting ripped up by a single cat."}
+{"text":"Unless it's about her own height. Or literally everything else."}
+{"text":"AWAWAWAWAWAWA"}
+{"text":"Ill go first. Here is my Pug, Charlotte shes cool"}
+{"text":"disgusting ugly little gremlin"}
+{"text":"Yea she's sweet. Wait until you see the other one!"}
+{"text":"Every day with a pug is a good day"}
+{"text":"All dogs posted itt deserve a treat, head pats, and belly rubs :3"}
+{"text":"Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia."}
+{"text":"No fucking way that's real"}
+{"text":"It is"}
+{"text":"Aren't these the coomer apes that are constantly humping each other 90 percent of the time?"}
+{"text":"my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores…"}
+{"text":"Fruit bats are too damn cute, why do they have to be such prolific carriers of rabies? It isn't right."}
+{"text":"Microbats are cuter"}
+{"text":"don't say that"}
+{"text":"More cuties"}
+{"text":"Seems not many anons like bats :("}
+{"text":"Why did people breed dogs that have their asshole always exposed?"}
+{"text":"We like cats here on /an/, but in their place. Indoors. Because they are dumber than dogs and awful for the environment. What /an/ does not like is you, cat schizo."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Samefaggot"}
+{"text":"Hey schizo look! I can do it too!"}
+{"text":"Fat fuck edition Post fogses and talk about fopses The fox of last year:"}
+{"text":"Dangerously close"}
+{"text":"If you want a sustainable colony... good luck. But you can keep it going for a while. They sell a lot of packets for water changes, food, etc. They are of course rather expensive for how much you get, but considering the size and timeframe of this pet, it's better than investing in actual saltwater stuff. My nephew and his dad started off with them, then they moved onto a pico reef tank, then a nano reef, and now they have a full blown system with the works, large enough to raise tangs. So it's not a terrible introduction to saltwater fishkeeping, but most likely she's just going to lose interest in a few weeks."}
+{"text":"Is a 45 litre tank enough for a single ram cichlid? I've tried keeping him with other fish but he's aggressive towards everyone so it seems like he needs to be on his own. I know I should probably just return him but I'm kind of attached to him now so I'd like to keep him."}
+{"text":"It's fine if it's a standard or long footprint, probably wouldn't do a cube though."}
+{"text":"The tank I was looking at is 45x32x32 so I should be good, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Honestly it would probably be fine if it was a cube but when I had them years ago they were fairly active in the bottom half of the tank. I think people use tanks that size with a breeding pair anyway. If you're concerned then I would just go light on the hardscape. Also depends what morph you've got, golden rams can be pretty small but some can get to 3in which probably is borderline."}
+{"text":"Has anyone trained their dog to use a litter box?"}
+{"text":"Maybe your dog is just retarded like literally anything with even 1% mastiff (the niggers of dogs) DNA. More floppy = more retarded The ACD is the superior canine."}
+{"text":"No dog owner is going to do that. They won't stop them eating shit, and they certainly won't stop them licking their children's faces afterwards."}
+{"text":"Yes he has floppy ears, he is a golden retriever but dumb he ain't. I take him to agility courses and he performs better than most dogs of his category, vet says he is in shape and well nourished. Also he figured out how to open bolt latches to go to the backyard. But he loves to eat the goddamn cat turds! He has been behaving and learning but when we are away and we don't lock the litter box inside the basement he eats them. The cats can enter thorough a hole in which the dryer duct vented outside."}
+{"text":"believe it or not most dogs never eat shit then again im white and you are 3% black at best (average south burgerstanian), and most of your dogs are probably floppy unterhunds"}
+{"text":"leave your dog for 12-16 hours a time with a full bladder forcing them to hold it back dog in late life become incontinent why do dog owners hate their pets?"}
+{"text":"I think Pallas cats are neat"}
+{"text":"He is indeed handsome"}
+{"text":"Even the kittens hiss at us We are just about 2 million years old as a species, they are twelve and have no time for our newfag bullshit"}
+{"text":"I love these fat fucks, I want to see them at the zoo when they are at their fattest. Then again the body is most round when it's butt-freezingly cold outside."}
+{"text":"if only you knew.jpg"}
+{"text":"blep!"}
+{"text":"I was thinking pic related. I live in Australia btw."}
+{"text":"How many of you retards does it take to get a simple premise? Which \"dog\" will impress milf's? The question is not Is it responsible to buy a dog on the premise of using it to impress women or will the dog be comfortable in Australian weather. Why do I have to spell this shit out to you idiots?"}
+{"text":"Fuck off schizo, go fuck your dog or kill cats whatever takes you off /an/"}
+{"text":"Woah dude I just want a dog to impress the milf's. No need to go full CRASH OUT because someone just wants a simple question answered. Why are you guys so preachy you're not my dad? I don't need advice on how to keep a dog I want advice on what dogs will impress the milfs....why is this so difficult for you to understand."}
+{"text":"I might suggest you a Brown Siberian Husky. They are extremely adaptable dogs and very intelligent. They would look so fashionable with the reddish tones of the outback"}
+{"text":"Schizo thinks he makes a good impersonation of OP."}
+{"text":"Why are there no crab/crustation threads? Are crabs/shrimp not a cool enough pet or just too niche? Thinking about getting some vampire crabs but fuck are they expensive."}
+{"text":"fuck are they expensive. poor people I swear"}
+{"text":"Why are there no crab/crustation threads? pushed off the board by that retard and his gay cat"}
+{"text":"theres not a lot of knowledge of taking care of crabs, id get some hermit crabs but theyre super finicky. dogs and cats are basically retard proof, but crustaceans will just die to not very obvious conditions, i remember one anon saying he accidentally genocided his shrimp tank because he ran water through a copper pipe"}
+{"text":"When I put my hand on my dog's hand/foot he will glare at me and then snap/bite 2 seconds later How do I train him to let me touch his hands/feet more?"}
+{"text":"Touch above his paw, just above the level he does not like. Then pet him, do this many times slowly getting closer but avoid making him uncomfortable. Repeat this every day until you can touch his feet. You can also reward him with some treat when he accepts to have his paws touched, but do it sporadically so he does not become used to a reward when someone touches his paws."}
+{"text":"stance up when you're going for a paw pet and then throat punch every time he bites you"}
+{"text":"Woah there. Not everyone is a macho savage wife beater, animal abuser, cactus cum drunkard."}
+{"text":"Webm Thread."}
+{"text":"Finally some sanity."}
+{"text":"Frens :)"}
+{"text":"What if you were about to give him the lemon and accidentally slipped and your head landed in his mouth?"}
+{"text":"it would be extremely distasteful"}
+{"text":"Pterosaur thread"}
+{"text":"me and my foid (she doesn't exist)"}
+{"text":"They're big lizards. Same difference really."}
+{"text":"barely related schizo tangent: I personally believe the current theories of pterosaur origin are complete bull, with scleromoclus being an awful model for flight in pterosaurs. To that end, it would also imply we're not really sure where they fit in avemetatarsalia. I personally would not be surprised if it turned out they actually WERE some early offshoot of dinosaurs. Hell, people have been considering Silesaurs as possibly being Dinosaurs recently, so shakeups of early archosaur relations are not unheard of. I look forward to it."}
+{"text":"how did they do it"}
+{"text":"love the guy just nonchalantly holding that pose. \"eyy, i'm walkin' here!\""}
+{"text":"AntsCanada"}
+{"text":"Remember when he had geckos? They all dead now?"}
+{"text":"last video I watched of his one of his massive setups busted and leaked and killed his fish because of shoddy philipino construction"}
+{"text":"He’s also clearly grown board of most of the ecosystem and animals. He rarely ever just shows us the going ons of his frogs, crickets, roaches, termites, or anything else added more than five episodes ago. Nowadays he’s far too obsessed with ridiculous ecologically damaging gimmicks like the microsquirrels, caiman, python, birds, baby freaking goat, whatever. He’s constantly obsessed with shooting for something crazy rather than introducing a few members of a new beetle or cricket or spider or scorpion species or something else more reasonable. The series really went on a slow downward spiral with the addition of the caiman. He also needs to reintroduce the sunskink imo (or even two or three). I think it served an important ecological purpose as an apex predator and its removal is partially why we’ve seen some things go wrong, like the huntsman population exploding"}
+{"text":"My pet peeve is that every video now needs to have a subject we constantly follow to the exclusion of everything else. Also he wastes so much screentime doing gay poses in front of his Vivarium that could be used on many other things"}
+{"text":"He probably put them in an enclosure with fire ants or something similar to \"see what happens\" like he does with everything and does surprise pikachu face when they were killed and eaten."}
+{"text":"Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy"}
+{"text":"Thunderbirds are a cool cryptid and I can believe that an Andean Condor could absolutely swoop down and kill a kid."}
+{"text":"But interesting about this wacky mythical beings."}
+{"text":"Too bad jannies hate it"}
+{"text":"haha, did you also get told as a kid that if you didn't heed your bedtime this thing would smash through your window and eat you?"}
+{"text":"maybe i'm biased since i love wolves and was born in Louisiana, but damn do i love the Rougarou. to my knowledge he's described as kind of a werewolf-adjacent cryptid. also think it has some kind of vampire-like story behind it. alls i remember is watching this paranormal show once when i was a kid and the people who were interviewed alleged that some mornings, their horses' manes would be braided and they believed it was the work of the Rougarou. loved that story."}
+{"text":"This little nigga about to get ran over What should I do? In my cunt it's illegal to touch so I can't pick it up and its not scared of me when I try to shoo it."}
+{"text":"They carry leprosy."}
+{"text":"Less diseased than most women"}
+{"text":"that's armadillos not pangolins. you catch covid from pangolins."}
+{"text":"oops meant for"}
+{"text":"Covid is fake and gay"}
+{"text":"Fishe"}
+{"text":"It would be the mouth because water goes into the mouth and the gills extract oxygen as water is expelled out through them."}
+{"text":"may I offer you a humble bass in this trying time?"}
+{"text":"honkhonkhonkhonkhonk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk"}
+{"text":"How bout that pricks face when he saw the lure?"}
+{"text":"Post birds, appreciate birds"}
+{"text":"Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months."}
+{"text":"Wagoogus"}
+{"text":"Same, but what does that have to do with the thread?"}
+{"text":"I love how it looks like a raccoon's hands have minds of their own."}
+{"text":"Today was blessed"}
+{"text":"I have 3 feeder rats I ended up adopting 2 years ago because my idiot brother in Iaw kept buying them to feed his snake that refused to eat them and my wife felt bad. Long story short, I love the little dudes and rats in general now. I finally found a breeder near me for some Dumbo Rex babies and ended up with an addition free Dumbo because he was the last baby and the breeder didn't want him to be alone. Had them about 3 weeks now and I introduced them in an empty pin after a quarantine period and they all got along fine, but after cleaning the cage and putting them together one of the babies got dominated and now he's being a little weenie and shrieking every time he sees one of the big boys. It wasn't even a fight, just normal pinning and dominance behavior but it spooked him pretty bad. I seperated them again and gave it a week but he still has PTSD. Should I even bother trying to integrate them again? Picrel is the baby with PTSD."}
+{"text":"Still waiting to find females to adopt. I've never had rats before, but every time I see some in shelters they are male. I am worried about boys being too smelly."}
+{"text":"Try to integrate them by having them separated by something but within view and smelling distance maybe?"}
+{"text":"I tried it for a while but he's still freaking out and I'm scared he's going to attack one of his brothers by mistake if they spook him. Going to try covering most of the side of the cage except a small window and see if that helps. He's playing with his brothers and both pinning and being pinned without issues so I don't get what's going on. Thanks for the advice."}
+{"text":"thoughts on the urban rescue ranch? Noah if he were a zoomer funny guy, I'll give him that. seems to treat the animals well."}
+{"text":"So, some christians hate jews so much simply because they deny Jesus? why Jesus is so special? Isnt God the one that made everything the ultimate being whatever?"}
+{"text":"5093461 5093525 5093526 5093533 samefag, say something nice about uncle ben's religion."}
+{"text":"Jesus is hot"}
+{"text":"Jesus was a jew"}
+{"text":"What Jesus was does not fit with the current definition of what today is being a jew. So sorry jewfag he was not."}
+{"text":"Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) Who is Jefrey (with one F)? He was found abandoned in some bushes dirty and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”. Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction. Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him."}
+{"text":"Here are a couple of pics. This is “Old Orange”, during Chinese New Year 2017. For context I was not feeding her contact lens solution. Every pet store was closed at that time, so I had to MacGyver it. This is how I fed her goat milk."}
+{"text":"old orange again"}
+{"text":"I don’t have many old pics of Big Orange, but here’s one from a couple months ago"}
+{"text":"Has all of nature lost to blood-sucking parasites? Varroa Mites are infecting and destroying bee hives Large swathes of nature turn inaccessible seasonally (or permanently) because of disease carrying parasite infestations Most animals, including humans, just have to live with it. At best, humans have exclusion. They only seem to be growing in reach as global air warms... When are we going to do something about these menaces?"}
+{"text":"Thankfully anyone can avoid them by simply not going in the water, ticks on the other hand seem to be on every patch of greenery."}
+{"text":"Somebody call Carter, we can get this done."}
+{"text":"by simply not going in the water Depends on where you live, actually. Some live on land in very damp environments and will dangle off trees and bushes to grab someone like ticks do."}
+{"text":"Can’t we do like what they did to pigeons and put shit in the food supply that fucks up their ability to reproduce?"}
+{"text":"the government already does it to humans so i dont see why not"}
+{"text":"i 4chan, I dont frequent this board or website but I really need any help I can get. Today I was walking my golden retriever at a park with my family, everything was fine, until a random black dog (most likely a pit bull or pit bull mix) ran over to us and started attacking my dog. (I mean full on BITING!) My mom did her best to defend our dog, and eventually the white couple who was the owner of the black dog rushed over and apologized. We.. were quite shocked to say the least. The couple scooped the black dog up and left us there. We checked our dog for any injuries, which at the time we didn't see. Fast forward to back home, when my sister found a gash on my dog's arm. We rushed her to the vet and got her antibiotics and ointments. As you can probably guess, my whole family is pretty upset about this whole situation. I don't have the slightest clue on how to find the couple again, since I have such limited information. My plan is to find them somehow and make them at least pay for my dogs medical bills. And if anyone read my rant up to here, do you have any tips or advice on how to identify people online (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, etc) ? I would be grateful for anything, really. :( Thank you again. The information I know: -The dog was black and had white spots (unsure about the white spots, thats according to my sister) and is most likely a pit bull mix - Owners were a white couple , with the woman having long hair and both being taller than 160cm. -The location of the incident If anyone on here has any tips on identifying who these people were, please let me know! I appreciate any help :) I know it feels a bit impossible to identify someone with such little information, but I'm betting on the people on here who know a lot about being internet sleuths."}
+{"text":".45 ACP is shit against pitbulls, it lacks enough stopping power, you need probably the same as amount of bullets as with the 9mm. The 9mm with hollow points works much better because the higher speed makes them expand much better, the .45 ACP can get its hollow point clogged with fur and limit expansion. ."}
+{"text":".45 ACP is shit against pitbulls"}
+{"text":"Less ammo per magazine Lower velocity means more drop Higher chances of a jam Personally I think 10mm is the best self defense handgun. Works pretty good against many species, and has the best of both, the speed of the 9mm and the momentum of the .45 ACP"}
+{"text":"Thank you, ill check it out!"}
+{"text":"Thank you to everyone who replied to me, it truly means a lot. I dont have a gun but I still appreciate you guys for taking the time to give me some tips."}
+{"text":"Why do westerners treat dogs like their own children instead of filthy animals?"}
+{"text":"you’d Know, dogredditor"}
+{"text":"weak sauce"}
+{"text":"Babies and pitbulls go together like peanut butter and jelly."}
+{"text":"yes indeed"}
+{"text":"because we're normal."}
+{"text":"nooooo!!! you're not supposed to help the sea turtles reach the safety of the sea! you're supposed watch helplessly as they get devoured by sea birds!! like damn, why the fuck not? we need to increase sea turtle population because they eat jellyfish. what's the harm in that?"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't move them or carry them to the water because the weird traumatic Normandy Beach sequence they experience at birth is apparently a big part of how their brains remember the location of their ancestral breeding grounds. I guess trauma is a good way of making sure it imprints on them. You can carve little sand paths for them and stand to the side to keep seagulls and crabs scared away but you cannot touch them or stand in their path or over them."}
+{"text":"What the fuck. You sound insane. Are you American?"}
+{"text":"Shalom, rabbi"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Its easier to remove invasive predators. You wont need to babysit turtles then, and survival rates go up to what is natural."}
+{"text":"If you could infuse any animal/insect with humans to create the perfect super soldier, which animal would you choose?"}
+{"text":"As said in the prior version of this slide thread i saw on /k/ the answer is ants and you'd better have a damn good explanation for picking anything else over them for your super animal army."}
+{"text":"what about roachmen as armored units to go with with the antmen infantry"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Tiger, obviously."}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"What was the most intelligent and the dumbest cats you know?"}
+{"text":"most intelligent cat orange ones"}
+{"text":"They pretty much all look, act and think alike. Like the Japanese."}
+{"text":"My ole homeboy (black and white, castrated male) was dumb as a brick but cuddly to no end. My current cats are half bengal girls and tear shit up, willing to learn \"tricks\" for treats but very uncuddly."}
+{"text":"My cousin's cat is pretty stupid. He doesn't even land on his feet when he jumps off something"}
+{"text":"why is he so insufferable??"}
+{"text":"it seemed like the main focus of the weaknesses section of his rhino video"}
+{"text":"Didn’t watch it and don’t plan to"}
+{"text":"why are you trying to argue about it, then?"}
+{"text":"Nobody is arguing"}
+{"text":"TierZoo is based and reads /an/ all the time for tips"}
+{"text":"what words does it bring to mind?"}
+{"text":"cows are intelligent creatures and we should have better husbandry practices t. milk drinker"}
+{"text":"I don't know where this meme comes from if it's just \"nigger\" anything more I don't think I'm missing out on much"}
+{"text":"i kinda feel sad for the cow"}
+{"text":"Are you looking for \"Well done\" ?"}
+{"text":"I am cow hear me moo I weigh thrice as much as you and I look good on a barbecue oh yes, curds, cream, cheese and butter's made from liquids from my udders I am cow I am cow hear me moo I am cow eating grass methane gas comes out my ass and out my muzzle when I belch yes, the ozone layer is thinner Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"how does wolf know what apples is"}
+{"text":"They can smell a ring a owner drop under water, I'm pretty sure he can smell the apples."}
+{"text":"he's going to town haha"}
+{"text":"How did the people even freeze the apples at different heights within the block?"}
+{"text":"I would say they can freeze one layer at a time on top of each other but the ice is too perfectly clear"}
+{"text":"you vvill wait for ze ice block to melt and you vvill be happy"}
+{"text":"\"Dogs are man's best fr-\" *shoves a delicious honey glazed nut in your mouth* *crunch* \"Mmm...I mean BEES are man's best friend\" *buzzes in agreement*"}
+{"text":"This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest psyop. They feed us and look cool doing it. Bees are pretty awesome."}
+{"text":"psyop of an objectively awful and aggressive dog breed im sure this psyop extends to the myriad of places that...ban them"}
+{"text":"This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest psyop Why did pitbull associations lobby the CDC to stop recording dog bites or deaths by breed anon? Why did they split the breed into 4 new catergories when states intended to ban them? Why is there a difference in temperment between english stock and american stock? Why did the english mass export them to the colonies in the US when they were cracked down by law makers concerned about agression? Why did blood sport commentators of the time make it a point about how quick the dogs were to go for the juggular? And here you are, saying we should not pay any attention to any of that? That it is all a psyop when there are Pitbull advocate agencies who do media marketing to counter signal any potential material to make the breed look dangerous?"}
+{"text":"he's never had dog honey"}
+{"text":"Whacky little jokesters edition"}
+{"text":"you know what they say the longer the nose the longer the hose"}
+{"text":"Yeah, but the thinner the snout The thinner the spout"}
+{"text":"The smaller the brain The smaller the cain"}
+{"text":"They look more normal as puppies"}
+{"text":"camel"}
+{"text":"Is this that new Flock Camel system that's going up everwhere?"}
+{"text":"for me its the dromedary"}
+{"text":"water is probably like CRACK to a camel. they're probably losing their shit"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /frog/, the happy green place on this green board, where frog lovers, frog connoiseurs and frogologists share their love for things are frogs. Discuss anything frog related here, including frogs, frogs, frogs, tadpoles, frogs, frogs, toads, and frogs."}
+{"text":"Always have been Gerald"}
+{"text":"Love these little guys. Fairly resilient too but they really deserve to have nicer setups than fishbowls"}
+{"text":"Sorry I've been MIA it's been kind of a rough patch for me, but I'm going to try and get back at it and post a platypus every day until all of an wants a puggle to snuggle"}
+{"text":"A few. but not many. An Australian grenadier quoted it like freelining as as if he had been hot shrapnel. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"Australian grenadier For the Emu War obviously."}
+{"text":"Quite possibly This is your daily reminder to want a platypus"}
+{"text":"Crawfish... late again. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"This is your daily reply to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"New orca horror movie like Jaws coming out next year Will this movie affect the reputation of orcas? Will people start hunting them?"}
+{"text":"Probably not The movie has the orca being aggresive because of trauma in Sea world"}
+{"text":"No way this a shot from the movie"}
+{"text":"captive orca dorsal fin is fully erect I shiggy diggy"}
+{"text":"killer whales are really fucking smart and theyre also total psychopaths. they like to eat the livers and leave everything else."}
+{"text":"I spend a lot of time wishing I could sit in the papillon throne"}
+{"text":"crazy papillon grandpa"}
+{"text":"papillon overload!"}
+{"text":"papi has weird looking lions"}
+{"text":"he'll never be able to get up from that chair again he's the prisoner papillon"}
+{"text":"little dogs are the best. they live longer and if they cop an attitude you can just pick em up"}
+{"text":"Can english bull terrier and english staffy get along with other family dogs?"}
+{"text":"I will always be the first to say fuck pitfags"}
+{"text":"Post big cats and small wildcats. Anything vaguely feline, really."}
+{"text":"One of my favorite shots that I've taken."}
+{"text":"ٱلْمِعْرَاج; al-miʿrāj is a mythical creature resembling a one-horned hare or rabbit, mentioned in medieval Arabic literature."}
+{"text":"Now I have to wait sixteen days to get my buns from adoption. FUCK!"}
+{"text":"wtf, why so long bryo?"}
+{"text":"Mandatory waiting period. Bunny are considered dangerous weapons."}
+{"text":"The foster parent is going on vacation, and isn't coming back until the end of the month, and the adoption place is blue balling me a little bit because they said they need to get their exam and annual RHD vaccinations before they can be rehomed. I'm going to be a first time rabbit owner."}
+{"text":"I wish bees were the size of cats so I could cuddle one :("}
+{"text":"they wouldn't be able to move or breathe at all"}
+{"text":"Jumping spiders are pretty cute"}
+{"text":"I wish murder hornets were the size of whales. Just to see what happens."}
+{"text":"Human sized would be better"}
+{"text":"ants are now farming humans for their excrement"}
+{"text":"It just seems like an oversized doe to me. I just can't really see these guys being dangerous. Not a giant carnivore like T Rex No scary horns like triceratops, bulls, moose, bisons etc No tusks like elephants No stegosaurus thagomizer or anky tail clubs This one time when I was playing a dinosaur game (don't remember the name) my character got killed by a para, which it took me off guard. I could understand a giant sauropod or a trike or an ankylosaur but a murderous parasaurolophus just didn't feel right to me."}
+{"text":"A tone who has been in fields with sheep, cows, goats, donkeys, even geese or chickens knows that Herbivores will absolutely chase you down for whatever reason they imagine."}
+{"text":"I been too and my experience differs. They tend to be pretty chill if you are not manhandling them. Rams and goat Bucks do act territorial but nothing crazy. I pretty much prefer that than a hungry mountain lion."}
+{"text":"Nanmu makes pretty cool ones"}
+{"text":"Ohh thanks anon, they look pretty nice and not that expensive."}
+{"text":"I mean, a doe can also kick the shit out of a human and mangle them. I think this would be worse."}
+{"text":"HURR DURR LOOK AT ME, I'M A RHINO"}
+{"text":"LMFAO good one!"}
+{"text":"I love elephants."}
+{"text":"Boneheads absolutely blow the fuck out"}
+{"text":"This is scary. What will elephants do when they get ahold of some real weaponry?"}
+{"text":"they have to learn how to throw a rock like a human first. humans evolved to run far and throw hard things"}
+{"text":"What the actual fuck how are people this fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"I blame whites for this retarded bullshit they've unleashed on humanity Fuck them"}
+{"text":"…….How? Before non-whites got access to the internet everything was okay. You DO know who invented the internet, right? It wasn’t an Indian."}
+{"text":"AI is just a tool, a tool that consumes as much electricity as small countries and as much water to make slop for jeets and boomers, or to run a digital panopticon for the benefit of a pedophile elite unironic butlerian jihad to destroy all data centers"}
+{"text":"humans are toast. we werent ready for the internet."}
+{"text":"saar we indians know it was sir tim hortons-jeet"}
+{"text":"\"non-bird dinosaurs\""}
+{"text":"You mean non-avian, surely."}
+{"text":"birds are birds birds are also dinosaurs just like how ducks are waterfowl, and are also birds. And how waterfowl are birds. Same thing. Nobody would say ERMMM DUCKS AREN'T BIRDS, THEY'RE WATERFOWL because that's retarded trannies are the ones that can't understand basic facts of life anon, like anyone claiming birds aren't dinosaurs."}
+{"text":"dilate"}
+{"text":"dimetrodon? dinosaur! pteranodon - one of the coolest dinos ever lived Ichthyosaurus - aquatic dinosaur birds - not dinosaurus, birds."}
+{"text":"Is that your confort word?"}
+{"text":"Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?"}
+{"text":"hi fellow autists i like rangy tangs too theyre my favorite animal hahaha yay"}
+{"text":"splendid"}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"How did a chimp end up inside their?"}
+{"text":"mmmmm crab"}
+{"text":"Where’s the AI videos of baby monkeys overwhelmed with office work and screaming and having a fit in their cubicle?"}
+{"text":"Nowhere sadly"}
+{"text":"This mfer won't eat unless i feed it by hand. I have fed him every food available to me for mantises bar crickets because i heard they're not good for mantises. Wtf do i do? Do i keep handfeeding the fussy bastard?"}
+{"text":"Are you sure? He's got a small asshole- should i staft with something smaller?"}
+{"text":"Make a mixture of the crickets or some dried micro shrimps from the pet store with your cum. It will nurture your mantis very well. Im serious, if you are too pussy to fap to nurture your pet you can replace cum with some egg white."}
+{"text":"what makes this guys eyes so cat?"}
+{"text":"The shape of the eye"}
+{"text":"bro his mantis is a male that's fucking gay"}
+{"text":"In Zen Buddhism, Shikantaza (只管打坐) is the practice of \"just sitting.\""}
+{"text":"He just like me frfr finna boutta rawdog my flight to Australia pray for me bros"}
+{"text":"This is the silky sifaka, a species of lemur. It is threatened by logging, slash-and-burn agriculture, and hunting for bushmeat. There are fewer than 1,000 individuals left and no captive breeding populations."}
+{"text":"It was jews"}
+{"text":"Don't take the roleplay to serious anon"}
+{"text":"Text"}
+{"text":"and you're a whiny bitch, go outside and be a real racist"}
+{"text":"As a pet owner I'd be very concerned about any animals being outside in general. No shot this doesn't backfire and kill some native species."}
+{"text":"Lol, lmao Didn't they cousins fail to take out bigg ah birds?"}
+{"text":"oh no"}
+{"text":"Birds rule, cats drool"}
+{"text":"Nooooo"}
+{"text":"Uplifting news. Kiwis really care about wildlife."}
+{"text":"Should i start keeping /an/ts?"}
+{"text":"sure,why not"}
+{"text":"Fpbp, also yes."}
+{"text":"Why not"}
+{"text":"Give it a try. I mean it can't be too expensive to do anyway"}
+{"text":"Post hairless animals, see if other anons can identify them"}
+{"text":"hollywood producer, college professor, senate lobbyist, etc"}
+{"text":"Beaver"}
+{"text":"I feel the need to strongly interpret this orb."}
+{"text":"vitiligo'd she-boon"}
+{"text":"Post wolves. Information. Images. Stories. Art. News."}
+{"text":"but why do you love em so much?"}
+{"text":"t. qtip enjoyer"}
+{"text":"appreciated but you couldve started a new thread with so much content to boot :|"}
+{"text":"If you didn't already know, post your face right now. One of those things that seems out of whack, like they have one too many evolved superpowers. Like if you had flying spiders, or if cheetahs had laser vision."}
+{"text":"Some spiders do, in fact, fly, but in a bizarre, tool-driven way. They make what are essentially hot air balloons from their silk, keep them attached to their spinnerets and let electromagnetism and thermal currents give them lift."}
+{"text":"I was so much happier not knowing these fucking things existed. Thanks a bunch anon."}
+{"text":"its around 15F at night here. Not about to let the kitter freeze. insulated kitter cottage with warming pad"}
+{"text":"he loves it Sweet dreams and kitter love will come to you only if you post Stay warm kitter!"}
+{"text":"keep your cat inside dipshit"}
+{"text":"Its a dumped abandoned cat and my cats would murder it. Im doing the best I can"}
+{"text":"Stay warm kitter!"}
+{"text":"Good job OP keep that guy warm"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the secretary Bird?"}
+{"text":"Can a Secretary Bird look at me like this plz ?"}
+{"text":"I feel like they're an under-discussed/underreported (at least outside of academia) part of animals Many animal matriarchies have them and young male 'teenagers' complete the rest of their learning in bachelor groups sometimes actually guided by a much older 'alpha' male"}
+{"text":"1 punch and i could absolutely annihilate that poofta whale"}
+{"text":"What can a whale actually do thought?"}
+{"text":"Most sperm whales still have teeth"}
+{"text":"Nah male bees just die soon after having sex"}
+{"text":"Transient orcas too sometimes apparently"}
+{"text":"A person or animal keeps leaving lots of feral cat heads in our yard. Our dogs keep messing with them and licking or chewing them. Are they safe to eat and will this make them eat or attack our indoor cats?"}
+{"text":"Follow the person and do the same but instead with pig heads."}
+{"text":"Is your dog by any chance a collie?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is happening on your neighborhood"}
+{"text":"He lives in Dahood. So might be someone getting rid of food leftovers or Voodoo magic."}
+{"text":"chinese they eat dogs, not cats, vietnamese eat cats"}
+{"text":"What are some crazy animal facts?"}
+{"text":"cats see in UV, even with the blaring sun"}
+{"text":"Lucky bastards."}
+{"text":"HOW BOUT YOUUU"}
+{"text":"birds are cold blooded."}
+{"text":"FACT: Tiger gotta hunt Bird gotta fly Man gotta wonder ‘Why, why, why?’ Tiger gotta sleep Bird gotta land Man gotta lie Say ‘I understand’"}
+{"text":"Explain THIS"}
+{"text":"Vicar Amelia"}
+{"text":"Damn I hadn't noticed the post just above"}
+{"text":"Why are they so creepy?"}
+{"text":"leggy"}
+{"text":"Donkey if he asian :expressionless:"}
+{"text":"He's got a heart on his leg. Name him Pluto."}
+{"text":"OH YOO REWCOME TO JAPAN JAPANESE DONKEY :O"}
+{"text":"Keep in mind that nuclear weapons would be useless against them and since they possess human-level intelligence, they will quickly figure out how to sabotage drones, take down power lines/grids, organize well-coordinated attacks, etc."}
+{"text":"No one noticed or cared about the birds. except for the fact that the catalyst for public opinion against DDT started with a book that detailed what it did to wildlife. i'm so glad we have monsanto on this board trying to correct the record. i wish nothing but bone marrow cancer on your entire bloodline."}
+{"text":"lel humans would be powerless without their power grids, electric/internet cables, aircraft/automobiles, and against an enemy that's too high to shoot with a gun and will bombard them the moment they step outside."}
+{"text":"How many birds can lift a 40lb rock?"}
+{"text":"beats having to deal with malaria"}
+{"text":"\"don't talk to me or my daughter ever again\" edition Found a juvenile widow in my charcoal chimney. She's still got the gold stripe down her back. I'll have to get her set up with a bigger enclosure soon but I think she's okay in the sling box for now. Also think the middle widow is working on some eggs, it's been a week or so since she ate and she's still looking thicc."}
+{"text":"You should be fine. My first tarantula was a Selenocosmia and I could rehouse it fine. If it does escape or is too much you could just get a gold form N. incei"}
+{"text":"implying a GBB is even remotely close to Orange Bitey Thing, supreme guardian of sink drains and terrorizer of tik tok exotics keepers"}
+{"text":"ironic."}
+{"text":"are GBB's supposed to be bad? Mine seems pretty chill. Always just hanging out on his web not scared of me at all."}
+{"text":"Mine is pretty skittish and it doesn't take a lot for her to start kicking hairs or even threat posing."}
+{"text":"Impossible Pictures, the guys who did the effects for the Walking With series, have been working on a documentary called Surviving Earth, about the world's extinction events. You can already tell from the behind the scenes promotional stuff that as much love and care is going into this as went into the Walking With series."}
+{"text":"Those tyrannosaurids (i assume Nanuqsaurus) look terrible"}
+{"text":"However these   are awesome"}
+{"text":"Kills all of his animals Shitty enclosures Beats his wife Yikes"}
+{"text":"I like Tyler's channel just because I like watching retards handle venomous snakes. His psycho onlyfans ex has done stuff like this multiple times and its usually bullshit bpd manipulation type stuff."}
+{"text":"seriously how long has he been claiming he was going to upgrade that cobra and give him a nice big enclosure. It's been at least like 3 years lmao"}
+{"text":"At least he hit a pregnant woman instead of waiting for the kids to grow up and become cognizant of their surroundings just to destroy his family and let a homo put cigs out on them And of course, at least he let them be born lol"}
+{"text":"That's a completely different Tyler Nolan"}
+{"text":"stankees fan I've heard enough, give him the chair."}
+{"text":"me personally, i do not understand why this is known as the ugliest animal in the world, when humans have caused it to become like this by bringing it up to the surface, any thoughts?"}
+{"text":"me personally, i do not understand why that is known as the ugliest animal in the world, when \"humans\" like yer ugly-ass mum exist. bitch is like gypsy-curse ugly."}
+{"text":"be underwater fishe surviving in one of the harshest environments on the planet see this weird light thingy decide to eat it suddenly start feeling this rushing sensation going upward light coming out of nowhere body tissue exploding die giant hairless apes grab you and start gawking at you taking endless pictures put in formaldehyde and studied for years later said hairless apes make your bloated lifeless corpse into a dog's playtoy"}
+{"text":"The sheer disrespect this fish gets intentional or otherwise is staggering."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah. They started the nest in February last year iirc?"}
+{"text":"Bumb. It is likely that last year's chicks are alive and travel together, as two young eagles were previously seen circling near the nest a couple of times and the pair were not usually angry towards the visitors."}
+{"text":"Neat, thanks for the reminder!"}
+{"text":"the nest has been there for several years but i read something after i made the thread that said shadow and jackie started nest rebuilding late in the season last year due to unseasonably warm weather (thanks climate change!) which is why there's no eggs yet. it seems we may have to wait a little longer."}
+{"text":"favorite capture"}
+{"text":"First-time dog owner here, getting a Golden Irish (Golden Retriever × Irish Setter) soon – looking for advice Hi all. I’m getting my first dog in the next few months and I’m looking for general advice, tips, and things you wish you knew early on. I’ve never owned a dog before and haven’t really been around dogs much growing up. What changed that is my girlfriend’s red Labrador. Spending time with her dog completely flipped a switch for me and made me realise I really want a dog of my own. After a lot of thought, I’ve decided on a Golden Irish (Golden Retriever × Irish Setter). I’m trying to do this properly and not go in blind. I’m interested in advice on: * What first-time owners usually underestimate or get wrong * Puppy training basics and early habits to build (and bad ones to avoid) * Exercise needs and how they change as the dog grows * Food, feeding schedules, and common mistakes * Crate training, sleep routines, and house training * Socialisation with people, dogs, and environments * Anything specific to retrievers, setters, or high-energy/working breeds Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I like susan garret, simpawtico, pointy ears, positive reinforcement, negative punishment, non reward markers, falafel, and cafe hafuch."}
+{"text":"asking 4chan to give you the most basic advice on a potentially life changing decision youre clearly retarded, do yourself a favor and dont get it or read a book about it"}
+{"text":"Thinking 4chan is the only place i have asked this question Asking in multiple places and collating all the answers I find. I have already done extensive internet research, now i am at the stage where i am getting lived experience from real people, regardless of if it is some Chinese basket weaving forum its still experience from real people. Better than asking some fuckass AI"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Good list"}
+{"text":"do you have more?"}
+{"text":"Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous natives"}
+{"text":"Me too fren."}
+{"text":"If I bought my own island and killed everyone that came into it I would be arrested. Why do the sentinelesed get to be priviledged with sanctuary?"}
+{"text":"ywn have a bloodthirsty north sentinelese gf"}
+{"text":"nope, it's morally abhorrent we're allowing these poor people to be denied the wonders of modern technology, medicine and scientific understanding. Taxes, jobs."}
+{"text":"they're the control group"}
+{"text":"Pigs are invading the USA. No politician has seriously tackled the pig invasion that is causing a loss of billions of dollars. What can be done?"}
+{"text":"its comparable to wolves hunting bison, sure theyll kill a few and bison will protect themselves, but that never really impacted bison numbers and bison dont have litters like pigs moose and bison are the last of the megafauna species of america"}
+{"text":"its comparable to wolves hunting bison It’s not though. Healthy adult bison are rarely killed by any predator, wolves routinely prey on adult boar"}
+{"text":"I would trust those pigs to use both more wisely than the average jogger."}
+{"text":"cheap and easy to hunt pork oy vey the environment Just eat them, maybe even make a business out if it and make some decent money."}
+{"text":"It's just like the deer overpopulation, the government loves to pretend it's a problem but then they manage land with the top priority being good hunting and encourage landowners to do the same."}
+{"text":"What does it seem that cat people feel more strongly against dogs than vice versa? I can't be imagining it."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"30k a year Out of 8 billion people? I wish they killed more, desu."}
+{"text":"its just in the turd world and its just rabies i fucking wish dogs were actually trying"}
+{"text":"I went through this entire thread and it turns out that dogs have won."}
+{"text":"I like both, but didn’t like cats until I owned one. Maybe the toxoplasmosis mind control meme is real."}
+{"text":"post ducks please"}
+{"text":"this is my favorite thread"}
+{"text":"Post pictures and your experiences or other writings of these much maligned and misunderstood Birds. Anhingas welcome also. Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time."}
+{"text":"European Shag Gulosus Aristotelis If only more people would give them a second look."}
+{"text":"I was expecting that stupid dance at the end"}
+{"text":"well you are an animal"}
+{"text":"Cats can do it for a little while"}
+{"text":"acid spray"}
+{"text":"Just got back from a cruise in the south carribean and saw one of these lil niggas IRL. Bretty cute."}
+{"text":"Look. /dog/. Dog general. /dog/ general. Generale canin."}
+{"text":"take the fresno hound pill"}
+{"text":"Heatherfaggot will be activated soon to bully your dogs"}
+{"text":"Maltese bros staying winning"}
+{"text":"good night"}
+{"text":"Cute."}
+{"text":"Why do people hate pet owls so much? After owning an owl for over a month I can confirm they are very fun pets. Far better and easier to care for than large parrots because they are so simple minded (second smallest brain of all birds) They aren't active birds, only poop 3-4 times a day, and have an extremely simple diet. As long as they're hand raised by you they're friendly and easy to handle. They don't suffer if you don't dote on them 24/7 like parrots and they don't need to be kept in pairs or flocks to stay happy. They don't destroy all the shit in your house and it's very easy to breed them. Genuinely don't understand why they are seen as cruel to own when parrots are so much harder to care for."}
+{"text":"Low bar, 2BH."}
+{"text":"Wis and Int are two different stats for a reason."}
+{"text":"Snowy owls have more cortical neurons than cats"}
+{"text":"we saw it the first time bud"}
+{"text":"Based crows"}
+{"text":"intelligence informs proper care dumb animals can be kept in glass boxes smart animals need to explore the world"}
+{"text":"there's a little cuck inside every human therefore cats will always be valued"}
+{"text":"Dogs must be taken to the vet for a physical and psychological wellness check at least one every three months Every three months? I can weigh and see if my dog is stressed at home. Why so often?"}
+{"text":"Cats do attack but they're like 5> kg. Can't really kill anyone like that."}
+{"text":"intact cats Chinee anon pls"}
+{"text":"Happy World Waterfowl Day!"}
+{"text":"tribute"}
+{"text":"corkscrew _____"}
+{"text":"DNA"}
+{"text":"Show me your toucans and toucan accessories, /an/"}
+{"text":"they have really longue fucked up looking tongues"}
+{"text":"that door is like 2 inches above the floor"}
+{"text":"got a better idea for toucan-friendly doors, Einstein?"}
+{"text":"Cute birb"}
+{"text":"*GULP*"}
+{"text":"They know you love it"}
+{"text":"It's the protruding pelvic bones. They have to draw it or they'd have to admit that dinosaurs were round fat fucks like chickens, which would ruin the fast vicious hunter aesthetic that sells toys."}
+{"text":"Someone post the webm of a chicken stealing a cats kill"}
+{"text":"so,did it really have lips?"}
+{"text":"these"}
+{"text":"When your pet dog or cat passed away, how long did you wait before getting a new one?"}
+{"text":"Someone said it was a discordnigger that is unironically an indian h1b who works for sony tech support kek"}
+{"text":"consolewar faggotry should be a bannable offense in general because it's just autistic retards preventing actual conversation."}
+{"text":"As  said i always get another dog before the old one dies. It helps the old one not feel lonely and the new one get used to other dogs"}
+{"text":"Of course. Why am i not surprised?"}
+{"text":"For me is about one to two years if its my own choice, you never know, sometimes they come to you by themselves sooner than expected."}
+{"text":"why do cats take such tiny babby bites and eat so slowly? in general it seems like they barely eat anything at all. i don't have a cat and have never had one though so maybe they're actually spending hours a day having 12 different feeding sessions or something."}
+{"text":"It depends on the cat. My orange cat eats pretty slow, my black cat eats at a normal pace, and my white cat is a voracious food vacuum."}
+{"text":"Duck? More like fatfuck."}
+{"text":"I assume because in nature they hunt small animals and have to keep an eye out for possible predators even while eating"}
+{"text":"DUCKED"}
+{"text":"My idiot hamster keeps biting me but doesn't bite my girlfriend what is his problem. Picrel isn't him but its fat like him and probably an idiot too"}
+{"text":"We all have a weakness for girls"}
+{"text":"Your hamster know you act like a nigger towards him and acts accordingly."}
+{"text":"literally dies from the stress of being touched how the fuck do these things make biological sense?"}
+{"text":"I’ve kept several generations of guineas. They don’t usually like being caught and picked up but they tolerate it very well. If one literally died from the stress of being touched something very weird (and probably evil) was going on."}
+{"text":"they were literally bred for food, youre suppose to eat them"}
+{"text":"magnificent beast cannot bear the humiliation of living in captivity unlike pathetic homo monkeys"}
+{"text":"guinea pigs get stressed from being picked up, not being held or touched. If you pick them up from the front, side, or bottom, instead of being overhead, then they'll be fine. Look it up, it's not hard."}
+{"text":"be comfortable around your own kind be anxious when near those who aren't your own kind die when those others touch you I don't see anything unreasonable here."}
+{"text":"Post animals that aren’t real."}
+{"text":"I miss that old AI where everything was dog faces."}
+{"text":"Macaca michaeljacksonii"}
+{"text":"so that's what mcdonalds use as burger patties."}
+{"text":"tortoise is brumating so i cant hang out with her"}
+{"text":"shelled sheep"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"people's fear of snakes is unnecessary"}
+{"text":"Only educated whites that have overcome their natural instincts would do that. Third worldies would just act accordingly to pure intuitive, like how a deer would react when being eaten by a python. Using a stick and scan the area for rational judgement to declare there's danger hiding require THINKING, humans are only capable of it artificially through civilization. By default, humans as a species ARE stupid retard ape naturally selected to be eaten."}
+{"text":"You are a furry with a vore fetish and your worldview is tinted by your degenerate sexual disorder"}
+{"text":"only educated whites…"}
+{"text":"Same but unfortunately the vore fags have absolutely destroyed the snake art market"}
+{"text":"snakes are just long lizards"}
+{"text":"What is the stupidest thing you've ever done around a wild animal? I once poked a 6 foot goanna with a stick and it chased me a fair ways back to my car."}
+{"text":"Picked up a small jellyfish floating upside down right near the beach at night. I had taken my shoes off and was standing in the sea barely ankle deep. There wasn't much light so I was looking at it closely in my hand for a while trying to figure out what it was and then turned it over slightly and got stung on two fingers."}
+{"text":"Did that once with one of those little parasitic wasps you wouldn't think could sting you. Fucker threw it's ass over it's back and zapped me."}
+{"text":"Shut up, Mouth."}
+{"text":"there was a black bear in the woods so I tried to follow it to get a better look. didnt seem like a full adult but I shouldn't of tried either way"}
+{"text":"Punched a mosquito on the window. Fist broke through window. Mosquito flies back inside newly made hole. Get bit."}
+{"text":"anyone else think its funy when animals fight like this?"}
+{"text":"guuuhhhaaagghgh"}
+{"text":"aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"They're kissing"}
+{"text":"It's actually shocking to me how little serious discussion there is about human hybrids There were some fairly unserious experiments to create a chimp-human hybrid in the Soviet Union around the 1960s or something but nothing came of them. Considering that it doesn't really seem hard to do (just let a chimp fuck your wet pussy) why have we never seen one yet? Is there some biological reason why creating a human hybrid is difficult?"}
+{"text":"There was a story of a chick on ZV how did that. She didn't get pregnant."}
+{"text":"they already exist"}
+{"text":"It's a problem that doesn't need solving. Lets say you successfully make a chimp-human hybrid - what have you actually achieved? You've got a hairy retard that's incapable of any kind of productive work yet probably still has human rights. You don't need to make some crime against nature if that's all you're after. There are entire countries full of people who meet that criteria."}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Fat cat!"}
+{"text":"Just feed him a couple less treats"}
+{"text":"an overweight pet is not something to be proud of OP"}
+{"text":"Make it fatter so it cant grace the eating surface with its shitty kitty butthole"}
+{"text":"Toxoplasmosis literally makes you look more attractive. Are you not toxoplasmosis-maxxing?"}
+{"text":"Shoebill thread"}
+{"text":"what would a shoebill think if i hugged his neck? they don't do anything similar with other birds no? would they get unnerved like a horse or not care"}
+{"text":"they would be very confused"}
+{"text":"apparently they are surprisingly chill. but idk if you could get all touchy like that."}
+{"text":"You may also discuss minerals here, too."}
+{"text":"/an/ - animals and nature You need to fuck off to  and stay there you autistic wannabe jannie bitch"}
+{"text":"I really like serpentinite. Why? Because cool."}
+{"text":"pyrite is alright with me"}
+{"text":"Oh, I'm really on the wrong sub sorry"}
+{"text":"gold is better gets pussy wetter pyrite is not right with me"}
+{"text":"Post whales"}
+{"text":"Orcas have been known to eat moose. Is that orca going to eat the deer?"}
+{"text":"No he’s pescatarian"}
+{"text":"No, stop, you look like a vacuum extracted pterodactyl fish, stop existing right now."}
+{"text":"stop existing ganges dolphin Don't worry, it's only a matter of time."}
+{"text":"YOU JUST KNOW"}
+{"text":"It doesn't make sense that the largest animal known to have ever lived is the blue whale and it's currently living in our timeline. Why there was not a prehistoric sea monster or something bigger? Everything was bigger back then. It doesn't make sense."}
+{"text":"That we have found multiple that rivals the size of your average blue, to even surpassing it should clue you in We haven't. The fossils are either so fragmentary as to make size estimates fanfiction, or the size estimates are paleontologists bullshitting the media for PR."}
+{"text":"mammalfags coping so hard they call paleontology fake and gay"}
+{"text":"N-no no we haven't Here's the thing, we don't know the size range of any extinct animal. Ironically, the biggest extinct animal with the best evidence of rivaling the size of blue whales at the moment is Megalodon. Which is very funny, considering how much whale enthusiasts hate that thing. Almost complete vertebrae column of Meg found. it is ~11 meters long. Full size shark would be 16-17 meters long. Biggest vertebral centra of that specimen is around 16cm in diameter We have a 23cm diameter centra By straight scaling, we have the vertebral centra of a 24 meter Meg. But we don't even know if that centra was the biggest of its owner, as it was not part of a complete column. The 24 meter Meg is a conservative estimate Extremely unlikely that the 24 meter Meg represented the largest attainable size of the species, just by the sheer unlikelihood that we would find the biggest vertebrae of a 1:10 000 specimen. Tik Tok dolphin fuckers."}
+{"text":"Giant siphonophores are longer than a blue whale Mammalfags BTFO"}
+{"text":"Wait until soft tissue fossils are discovered... Precambrian apex predator comb jellies"}
+{"text":"Every time I see this banner it makes me happy :)"}
+{"text":"nice tongue"}
+{"text":"Internet people finally got real life, long term experience with cats and realized they’re the opposite of the memes, so now the dogs they once feared are taking over Give not that which is holy unto cats, nor cast your pearls before kittens, lest they be batted under your feet, and turn and tear you to pieces -bible (aryan revision, semitic culture removed)"}
+{"text":"Dogs are cool"}
+{"text":"is this the /an/ banner?"}
+{"text":"It's a /co/ banner. The /an/ banner is \"take it to the vet\"."}
+{"text":"Hit the gym fatty"}
+{"text":"omg is that a blackspotted pufferfish inflated full-width"}
+{"text":"That's just water weight chud"}
+{"text":"Yes. That is a blackspotted pufferfish inflated full-width."}
+{"text":"O.K"}
+{"text":"Nice hustle, Tons-o-Fun, next time eat a salad"}
+{"text":"Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguins How common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration"}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"most animals dont have hands and opposable thumbs, so there is no jerking off, they have to find a release somehow so they'll persecute other species"}
+{"text":"But chimps do it too despite having opposable thumbs"}
+{"text":"Chimps are evil"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Bald Eagles are freedom bombing cats It's official, c*ts are unAmerican."}
+{"text":"they are"}
+{"text":"Based Eagle protecting America's environment. Based Kill yourself catnigger"}
+{"text":"truly America's bird"}
+{"text":"kek finally a feel good story fly free mighty eagle and smite thine feline foes and all their thanes"}
+{"text":"hello based dept"}
+{"text":"Fuck yeah"}
+{"text":"most are pretty simple horse/deer hybrids the most successful was the weirdest one of the bunch"}
+{"text":"DAMN YOU, N'GUBU HOW COULD YOU GIVE THE STAR OF YOUR SAFARI THE OL' SPICY BACKPACK"}
+{"text":"gym cat"}
+{"text":"What makes him gym cat"}
+{"text":"bob cat was already taken"}
+{"text":"He looks like what happens when you hit randomize on the character creation screen on Cat Oblivion"}
+{"text":"Look at this sleepy cutie!"}
+{"text":"She awake now"}
+{"text":"Be dog owner Let your dog bark constantly for hours to no end Do nothing What's his endgame?"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"Owning untrained dogs with zero discipline that won't stop tormenting neighbors is the least white thing you can do."}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"be brown incel tranny make abhorrent threads all day half of the posts in the thread are just you samefagging What is his endgame?"}
+{"text":"But enough about the jewish anti cat schizo"}
+{"text":"What time is it?"}
+{"text":"How do we start Eco-Jihad?"}
+{"text":"lake mead continues to get lower and lower every year you don't understand we NEED to grow almonds and alfalfa in the desert"}
+{"text":"Vote for eco fascist candidates"}
+{"text":"it's called development"}
+{"text":"Yes and no. Yes, not dumping an insane amount of perfectly good water into robot cooling systems would help, but no, not nearly enough. We are currently more than 8 billion humans on, and it's projected we will be over 10-11 billion by the end of the century (i think it's bullshit and wars over natural resources and their scarcity will drive population down quite heavily); the only way to solve the problem with not enough water to go around at this point is reducing human population"}
+{"text":"I want to make some dog-themed baked goods. would cookies or donuts be a better choice?"}
+{"text":"TOADLINE COOKIES BAKED AND ICED"}
+{"text":"3x chocolate 2x chip"}
+{"text":"Fortune cookies"}
+{"text":"Make some pastry or something that looks just like the dog's bone that you can buy in pet stores except it's edible."}
+{"text":"how do you make it dog shaped?"}
+{"text":"Does /an/ like penguins?"}
+{"text":"He was based"}
+{"text":"Local aquarium just had 3 penguin chicks"}
+{"text":"Grape-kun lost his former mate to another male"}
+{"text":"megafauna is still extant in africa because africans are retarded, not because they're compassionate"}
+{"text":"ummm i can bring my emotional support animal wherever i please! i don't care if you're allergic or don't like dog hair and traces of feces in your food! fido is precious to me! Why are dog owners like this?"}
+{"text":"\"combined with you thinking its all one guy\" constantly accuses anyone that gets sick of the catspam hate as the one schizo that spams CP Lol Lmao How do these jeets lack this much self-awareness? It is mind-boggling."}
+{"text":"cats belong indoors and arent smarter than dogs. also dogs and coyotes eat them. YOU HATE CATS dogs belong on leashes. also tigers and wolves eat them. crickets truley cat schizos are the feminists of pets"}
+{"text":"This is flamewar bait but this behavior genuinely does piss me off. Especially when they slap a fake service vest on it, it's both being an incourteous douchebag to those around you and making life harder for people who actually fucking need genuine service animals. Drives me up the fucking wall every time I see some chick with a neurotic, poorly trained (if at all) dog on a fake service vest yipping at passersby"}
+{"text":"While I do agree with your point, you've got to also realize that customers don't use such logic, post things like , and then you lose that customer plus any others who see the post. If you're a small business, you absolutely must put your foot down in these cases."}
+{"text":"So just call them out on it I've done it a few times, they never have a real response"}
+{"text":"Post your /an/ drawings"}
+{"text":"what is the funnest animal to draw?"}
+{"text":"Seals and sea lions"}
+{"text":"I dont have anything finished I like your style. Post more"}
+{"text":"Turkey!"}
+{"text":"Is there a good reason to not just holocaust the population of every dog shelter?"}
+{"text":"EST"}
+{"text":"Accurate DNA tests are way too expensive."}
+{"text":"I grew up with Basenjis and they were good, you have to be careful with small animals around them though because they can instinctively go into a hunting mode. Some jackass left a days old stray mutt outside once and we took it in, and when we introduced her to the basenjis they immediately formed up around her which was pretty funny since they had all been pretty lazy dogs, had to pull her away and socialize them slowly over the next few weeks. They got along great in the end, but it'll always make me laugh remembering just how quickly the Basenjis base instincts activated. That said, I don't recall them being particularly territorial or poorly behaved but if they didn't want to play, they didn't want to play. They are pretty strong willed, as you said. Good dogs though, if I were going to get another it would be another Basenji"}
+{"text":"You're brown"}
+{"text":"Is there a good reason to not just holocaust no"}
+{"text":"catfag nonsensically politicizes animal intelligence let me guess, you also get triggered at the use of a national/racial “we”"}
+{"text":"Using animals in war is pretty fucked up. Before the automobile I get it, but afterwards there's no point. Police shouldn't be allowed to use dogs. Their training to smell drugs is subjective bullshit used for illegal searches and framing of crimes, and the dogs get injured."}
+{"text":"You're sitting in your mom's apartment all day, every day, consuming vast quantities of media and think you're not a giga-obedient drone, lmao."}
+{"text":"Bears served in WW2"}
+{"text":"IIRC they're was a plot to use a cat as a spy device, they implanted a microphone and transmitter in its chest. Unfortunately when they set it loose it was immediately ran over by a car. And I think everyone here already knows about pigeons piloting bombs."}
+{"text":"catbros..."}
+{"text":"being so dumb you're manipulated by your own pet quit projecting"}
+{"text":"oh no i have to follow litter laws. this is my dogs fault I know your demented pagan (satanic) culture says “higher castes” cant clean up because its dalit work, but in the first world we all do our part to keep our communities clean. Now, can you show me all the noble, civilized cat owners who go around scooping up their little pests parasite bombs? I know that in hindoostan, you cant tell toxoplasmosis from the other 50 parasites you contract daily and you probably care about rabies more (corrupt low iq third world things), but in the first world toxoplasmosis from outdoor cat shit is the only remaining disease spread by pets on a large scale."}
+{"text":"you sound insecure about the fact you've made the next 10 years of your life beholden to a mongrel that licks its own anus"}
+{"text":"saar think of your izzat Convert to christianity and spend 5 years humbling before Christ, and maybe your typical pagan insecurity will fade somewhat, raj."}
+{"text":"*humbling yourself I almost sounded as ESLy as you"}
+{"text":"see spider in a corner behind my toilet too lazy to do anything about it wake up next morning massive nasty centipede dead in the spider's web This is when I stopped killing spiders"}
+{"text":"They look more like this and they're still fucking badass. Cellar spiders can kill and eat brown recluses btw."}
+{"text":"used to live in some cave in greece before humans imported it everywhere doesn't interfere with local ecosystems since it stays indoor beneficial The best invasive species"}
+{"text":"God I love spiders"}
+{"text":"My extremely arachnophobic mom once found a Steatoda bipunctata in our flour/pasta cupbard that killed about 20 food moths. They now have an uneasy alliance."}
+{"text":"FYI clicking on the Japanese Serow brings you to Binturong. Might want to fix it. Would you consider expanding to flora and fungi too?"}
+{"text":"fixed! I was thinking of doing an x-flora (maybe xflora and xfungi) section possibly, not 100% sure. Also was thinking of an X-Earth showing off some of the craziest places like fanal forest or lake natron etc"}
+{"text":"((()))"}
+{"text":"website built and hosted on website building platform phones home to it Not sure what the issue is. If OP built a WordPress or Drupal site you'd see the same shit."}
+{"text":"Update?"}
+{"text":"Adding my teenage lad to the hoard. Say nice things"}
+{"text":"HEROIC australian dog rescues stray kitten from savage drop bear attack - what happens next will…"}
+{"text":"Another glorious cat for the cat website 4chan."}
+{"text":"see picture of a cat have yet another embarrassing samefagging meltdown"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"Post more!"}
+{"text":"Why does she need to be saved?"}
+{"text":"Saw a spotted skunk today. Didn't get a picture because it was very quick, but I saw it for real, I promise."}
+{"text":"Wrong. That would be turtles"}
+{"text":"honey badgers ugly The only thing wrong with honey badgers is that they’re overrated by braindead zoomers (or people with zoomer mentality like Elon Musk)"}
+{"text":"Honey badger memes are more of an 00s Internet thing than a Reddit thing"}
+{"text":"Paleontology in the 80s: Dinosaurs were warm blooded, fast, large, cool, and could do stuff like balance on one leg to avoid an enemy's counter attack. Paleontology now: Anything that portrays feathered fat dinosaurinos as more threatening than a poodle is muh awesombro fantasy."}
+{"text":"Bottom one looks like it's on its way to the welfare office."}
+{"text":"don't move! they can't see you if you don't move! That was a side effect of the frog DNA but they never actually bothered to explain it."}
+{"text":"I hope a royal poodle will bite you in the ass."}
+{"text":"[ ] Shrinkwrapped [ ] Outdated bible-influenced scaly dragon portrayal [ ] Pronated wrists [ ] Crocodile mouth [X] Just Like a Real Animal"}
+{"text":"Lizards and snakes come in many bright colors but crocodiles and turtles not so much"}
+{"text":"Post rare 'mals."}
+{"text":"Giant Huntsman Spider (Heteropoda Maxima) only native to a few remote cave systems in Laos."}
+{"text":"still as fast a regular huntsman Fuck no"}
+{"text":"He's still afraid of Hunties They're big as hell but they're harmless"}
+{"text":"He's a big guy"}
+{"text":"not rare"}
+{"text":"Has animal ever lost its good standing with you after you have gained new knowledge about it? Likewise, has learning something new about an animal ever helped you develop a new appreciation for it?"}
+{"text":"humans crocodiles"}
+{"text":"I can't look at komodo dragons the same way after seeing the video of one eating a newborn faun alive. I've grown to dislike cats less after realizing they are capable of love in their own way. Still don't care for them, though. Also, Abelisaurids would say the N-word multiple times ever sentence."}
+{"text":"Are you fond of scarabs, /an/?"}
+{"text":"calling stag beetles scarabs is technically correct but still kind of strange if a dude advertised himself as a scarab dealer and his stock was nothing but stags, I would feel duped"}
+{"text":"snib snib ;DDD"}
+{"text":"bugs are friends, not food"}
+{"text":"Who is this dude and what does he has to do with scarabs?"}
+{"text":"hes the biggest bug fan of all"}
+{"text":"I love Barn Owls"}
+{"text":"Their entirely black eyes are evocative of something..."}
+{"text":"Very cute"}
+{"text":"happy nude deer"}
+{"text":"they love randomly kissing the camera"}
+{"text":"oops we forgot how to fold proteins properly and now you have holes in your brain Thanks RNA"}
+{"text":"Indeed, but then necrozoophile hunters (like 15% of hunters, 80% if they are also furfags) would get infected and get outed when researchers try to put the puzzle together. After the massive cull deer will become better managed instead of being a sick show for hunters, because that's the only reason they didn't go extinct in the US, it is a fucking industry so psychopaths can feel the trill of killing. If deer have to go so be it. Better to be extinct than to exist to entertain killer apes."}
+{"text":"humans BAD and they probably share my deer fetish i literally cant stop thinking about deer ass early societies were right to kill the mentally ill"}
+{"text":"No Its more like SOME humans bad deer have no business being some fucked up ape toy. I agree that early societies were right to kill the mentally ill, since many hunters are mentally ill."}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs dominate terrestrial megafauna Rapid climatic disruption occurs They persist by contracting into an aerial niche as avian dinosaurs Mammals later dominate terrestrial ecosystems Climatic disruption occurs again They persist by contracting into smaller, specialised niches such as bats and rodents Cephalopods then undergo adaptive radiation, filling the vacant macroniches left by mammals What would this look like, how long would it take, and how large or complex could they become? Mammals were unable to reach non-avian dinosaur scale due to lower atmospheric oxygen, denser skeletal structures, and the energetic cost of large, metabolically expensive brains. Cephalopods possess extremely high neuronal density and a distributed nervous system, with significant cognitive capacity relative to body size, as well as no bones, so would they struggle even more to reach larger sizes?"}
+{"text":"Most likely so. But they'd be at war with crustaceans and insects."}
+{"text":"theyre literally just snails"}
+{"text":"You drew a sketch and then made it infinitely shittier"}
+{"text":"This is why 16gigs of RAM costs $1000 btw"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"reddit crustacean BTFO'd by based nautilus!"}
+{"text":"ok THIS time my forced meme will really take off"}
+{"text":"No one is playing along. Your shitty meme will never be a thing"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, soft > hard power"}
+{"text":"Animals are so fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"AI cat behavior real cats have self righting instincts when falling they reflexively flip right-side up and prepare their legs for landing"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"How much did Nadella pay you for this?"}
+{"text":"Why would you knead bread that's already baked?"}
+{"text":"Thats how you pet it"}
+{"text":"lab grown, as in made in a vat? that will never be viable, youd have a better time inventing a perpetual motion machine before getting a cell slurry costing less than $16 per nugget compared to $0.64 for a chicken nugget"}
+{"text":"buy an ad andrew"}
+{"text":"How to roll dice: \"dice+2d6\" (without the quotes) in the email field rolls 2d6. \"dice+5d42+23\" rolls 5d42+23. \"noko+dice+2d6\" rolls 2d6 without showing the roll in the email field. Please post all quest threads on  - Quests. Please do not use spoilers to hide porn or any \"not safe for work\" content."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic. Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game. A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text. If you're wondering where to start: - The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use. - A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres. - How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players. - GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds. Thread question: what's the best classic GURPS cover art?"}
+{"text":"right here under disappearing"}
+{"text":"You can represent that with just normal movement. Get into concealment, move in a way the enemy can't see, and then surprise them. The disappearing rule is for truly cinematic 'off camera' action where you just seem to appear in the optimal place without worrying about whether there is a clear path with actual concealment between you and your destination. That said, you can also probably stack some modifiers onto your Stealth roll. Disappearing in low-visibility surroundings, after using a distraction, should boost your chances of success, and a cinematic hero can always do shit like buying success with impulse points."}
+{"text":"The disappearing rule is for truly cinematic 'off camera' action where you just seem to appear in the optimal place without worrying about whether there is a clear path with actual concealment between you and your destination. That makes sense, now that I think about it. stack some modifiers onto your Stealth roll Fair, I don't give enough modifiers when rolling stealth."}
+{"text":"I'm afraid to share what I make because I worry its not good enough"}
+{"text":"Reading PU-9 kinda makes me wonder how different the game would be if Kromm just dropped all legacy stuff and made things his way."}
+{"text":"The original Dark Erufu Edition Discuss elves. Post elves. Love elves. All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated. Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread:"}
+{"text":"ELF THREAD WHOLESOME?"}
+{"text":"Yes, yes it is."}
+{"text":"These is one more (the dude playing Alftari the wizard elf)"}
+{"text":"Dwarfish post."}
+{"text":"No, dwarves don't care about elves as rewards and or conquests"}
+{"text":"He was the second guy done in the project. As buff as they are, those are dark eldar arms."}
+{"text":"Sorry to derail whatever this is, but do any you guys have experience with making moulds yourself for some simple copying? Yes With practice, good mold release, and extremely meticulous mold-making you can get stuff good enough that you can pass it off on the official forums of a notoriously ban-happy company. If you can't afford a pressure pot, then using an extremely thin coat of talcum powder will work as a dry mold release. basically put a small pinch into one side of the mold and clap them together several times like you're cleaning an eraser. Wear a dust mask for that, shit's nasty. It dramatically reduces the number of surface bubbles. Slow, even pours, working with a slower-setting resin, and adding vent channels will all cut your bubble problems without having to get a pot. mold design Find the original mold lines, use them as a guide. Pack the clay up to them and remember that it's better to have the clay crawl slightly down the mini (this leaves a thin rim on half #1 that you can cut off before casting the second mold half) than rise up along the edge (it leaves a rim on the OTHER half, which will tear out and leave a huge ragged line on the model). When you prep for pouring the second half of the mold, especially one with a shaft or antenna, make sure there's no tension whatsoever on the model. Otherwise it'll snap back when you go to cast the second half. That's how you'll get ovaling. The easiest way is to pull the model once you've got the clay sculpted up, and drop it back in until it goes without pushing, and re-drag the moldline back onto it. Yes, it's a pain in the ass. When you go to cast the second half of the mold, pull the master, clean the clay off. Gently clean the new mold half, trim any danglies on the rim, then apply your silicone mold release *before* putting the master back. Use an acid brush to spread it. Silicone will crawl through any gap and leave blobs in the other half. With release you can brush those off"}
+{"text":"Are the base sizes 25, 28 or 32mm?"}
+{"text":"32mm for everything aside from the weapon platform which is on a 40mm."}
+{"text":"Well, the War Walker and Starweaver are on bigger bases too."}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"He was worried they were gay normalfags but relieved to learn they were just closeted gay spergs."}
+{"text":"judging by the table's reaction I'm pretty sure the DM didn't give consent, and something tells me that would be considered RAPE by the author in a girl-GM context yet here we are, the same author is doing a comic promoting RAPE"}
+{"text":"What a relief!"}
+{"text":"Well, he revealed the GM's TPK plan. Smart move for a Succubus.."}
+{"text":"that's a doushio face"}
+{"text":"Post art you like."}
+{"text":"Do these kinds of warning really deter their target audience?"}
+{"text":"It's like... classic punk shit, to tell bigots to fuck off from your creative work. Most often, if you see an RPG book with this in it, the themes are already incompatible with the outlooks of the people that they're referring to, and they are making that clear up front. Even I think these are kind of weird though. Like, I think the intent behind them as a concept is good, but that it's just something you can solve easily with other means of communication. A lot of games nowadays are moving to \"have the chat about this before you start, so everyone knows what lines not to cross with each other.\" Introducing the usefulness of mentioning that some things might bother someone was perhaps a useful step forward in the space, but the cards are sort of an awkward means that is worse than just using your words."}
+{"text":"You know that's a pretty biggoted attitue there mister. Anyway, *ahem* fuck Niggers and members of the inferior indian castes(all of them)"}
+{"text":"I didn't even imply that there is a lot of work involved. Hell there were slaves in history that were both far richer, worked far less and were better educated than the modern wagie. With probably better health plans too. No, a slave is a person whose whole worth and purpose is his work and the value that work produces for his owner."}
+{"text":"There's this little detail about slavery you're forgetting a person who is legally owned by someone else and has no personal freedom someone captured, sold, or born into chattel slavery Are you legally property?"}
+{"text":"Buddy, have you seen the private prison system under capitalism? The labor is actually just slavery."}
+{"text":"The very span on Universe itself is EXCESSIVE"}
+{"text":"Begone thot"}
+{"text":"I didn't even realise there were heartguard models"}
+{"text":"Honestly i thought this is like the Dawner box where it was 10 vulkites 10 hearthguard, but it's 20+5 instead"}
+{"text":"are fyreslayers all suicidal too? I'll be real I have no fucking clue on what the deal is with them. But I mean, could just be automated(?) They need fucking anything at this point, including a refresh on bare minimum the generic zerker infantry. I do know they slap the runes in to empower themselves... Is there a way maybe as cavalry there's just dwarves who put like 2 million runes in their legs so they just have really fucking beef long legs and run super fast."}
+{"text":"are fyreslayers all suicidal too? No. Only Doomseeker as the name might sugest. Others are self centred scumbags"}
+{"text":"i only know it has hearthguard models because i fought against it one time, and i distincly remember the hearthguard failing all their charge rolls so their general never benefited from the ward save"}
+{"text":"well I don't know about reanimator but I am slamming every Gravedigger I see to have infinite recursion loops. running out of cards is going to be a death sentence in this format."}
+{"text":"well I don't know about reanimator but I am slamming every Gravedigger I see to have infinite recursion loops Pic related is the entire format and I do not like it."}
+{"text":"Some people think it's fun to swim inside of septic tanks. You might just have bad taste, anon."}
+{"text":"Something about that grave shifter art makes me mad I can't put my finger on it aside from just not looking very mtg"}
+{"text":"It has an interesting rendering style but the composition is pretty bad."}
+{"text":"Terminator armour sucks, by the way. For some bullshit reasons, at that. At best, it makes you immune to SOME small arms fire, and melee weapons in the hands of regular humans."}
+{"text":"Well, going by tabletop rules, any plasma or melta weapon, power weapon or monstrous creature was already going to ignore the armour save, and given the piles of gear player characters tend to accumulate, anything that can threaten them would reasonably make terminator armour useless anyway."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, Homeworld came out in 1999, so you'll be waiting 19 years to wait two and a half minutes."}
+{"text":"Yes, if by tabletop you mean 4e rules."}
+{"text":"gonna have to suffer through dark heresy hell next week story etc is great, DM is really good with this just rules....it's ass"}
+{"text":"TQ Dunno, but maybe that XYZ DMG Kazuki drew. Her face just seduces me"}
+{"text":"TQ Terrors of the Underroot immediately comes to mind for me. I have many favorites, but I particularly like this card's composition"}
+{"text":"Here are a few more, sorry about the lightningm I haven't finished the camp on the Chinese amphibious assault one so it's still flat blue"}
+{"text":"Is that why they buy more houses in India than in Normandy?"}
+{"text":"You're really hot, I'm really hard."}
+{"text":"Wonderful Very Nice, that paintjob looks wonderful"}
+{"text":"Thank you for telling me the left one is chinese, I do not know any chineses vehicles, got more?"}
+{"text":"Last edition had a 3 box season supplemented by the ashes of faith box, though that dropped before the season started and was for season 3. It's possible we could see a mid-season box this time as well."}
+{"text":"what are you hearing about supply? anything from your lgs?"}
+{"text":"to make me drive to a warhammer store on saturday morning to make me preorder in person so I can be sure to get one"}
+{"text":"Wargame portal"}
+{"text":"small indie company please understand"}
+{"text":"where do the bolts go, anon?"}
+{"text":"woke isn't dead chud lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing that the barrels are scuffed. World's best miniatures"}
+{"text":"I seriously hope the old kit stays around because my custodes project is kind of on the backburner and I really don't want to have to panic buy them now..."}
+{"text":"Yup. It's effectively a tiny storm bolter with a sword blade between the barrels."}
+{"text":"The Paladin has been POISONED! He will instantly die with no antidote. A Thief holds out the antidote and pours it all on the floor. 'Drink if you wanna live.' The Paladin gets on his knees and licks the floor. He's feeling better already. But when he tries to kill the Thief, he finds out he has fallen. He just lost all powers! Why did this happen? Simple. Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Without honor, there can be no Lawful Goodness. There's nothing more dishonorable than getting on your knees and licking the floor like every dog. That's the parable of the Paladin and the Thief. Remember it well. In Japan, there was once a poisoned Samurai in a similar situation. A Ninja poured the antidote on the floor. Do you know what the Samurai did? He stripped out of all armor, took his Daikatana, and did Harakiri right there. His last words? 'I will never lick the floor like a dog.' He died with great Honor and became legendary for it. Now THAT'S a Paladin! But it's not honorable to die! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"So not only did OP think of the wrong vocation entirely, he entirely misunderstood the point of that anecdote, I see. Figures."}
+{"text":"Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Pretty sure it's righteousness."}
+{"text":"You are right, but Francelot is a mary sue fanfiction character and doesn't count."}
+{"text":"Don't most religions tout the virtue of humility?"}
+{"text":"The DUNC expansions aren't that complicated. Just small sub-systems and power-ups."}
+{"text":"I also played recently with 2 other people and I didn't feel it was THAT swingy. You have to remember that the deck all players use are the same, so if you get an early lead, more likely than not, you had to use your stronger cards early and now has to contend with the other players that didn't do it. If anything, the biggest complaint the players had was that the combat was too random. The game kind of sells itself as having bluffing aspects, but it feels way too random with effects that add whole new cards to the combat way too easily. It's also one of those games that if you know how to play even slightly better than the other players, you'll demolish them early on and completely discourage them from even trying to fight back, despite the game having a mostly decent power balance despite the assymetrical factions."}
+{"text":"Is a Boardgame Arena sub worth it?"}
+{"text":"This. The good reviews come from the gulag and gulag adjacent media, which is a Wehrle fanclub, and where good art is somehow as important as gameplay."}
+{"text":"I think the expansions also don't add much worth playing either honestly."}
+{"text":"Medieval fantasy setting Magic is nanomachine tech Ancient ruin is a crashed spaceship \"The Oracle\" is an AI Gods are original humans PLEASE stop doing this."}
+{"text":"Magic is nanomachine tech Better than magic just being programming. I'm fine with magic just being a language, but there's something about making it a programming language instead of a spoken one that just turns me off."}
+{"text":"behold the baka"}
+{"text":"The only thing I can think of is a manga, Samurai 8. It's the Naruto author's attempt at a new series that flopped. In Samurai 8, it's revealed that in their fucked up space-faring society where people can undergo mystical rituals to become full-body prosthetic cyborgs and earn the right to weird program licenses that give them even greater powers, that the God of their universe saved all of reality and ascended to become the underlying programming of reality, creating cybertech so advanced that it functions as magic, governed by the will and rules of an omnipresent supernatural entity. Shit got axed, but as a setting, it was wildly cool, even if the execution left a lot to be desired, but it's a hell of a foundation to build off of."}
+{"text":"There are no genes for attractiveness or intelligence Confirmed retarded tabula rasa believer. Kill yourself immediately."}
+{"text":"Medieval fantasy setting I always do this"}
+{"text":"want to play some gay infinite wtf why is the game making me actually play my cards combofags"}
+{"text":"in paper you just loop once to prove it's infinite and ask the opponent if they have an out"}
+{"text":"^esl bots"}
+{"text":"Game 1 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 2 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 3 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 4 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Very fun, I am sure the shuffler is completely fair"}
+{"text":"holy fucking hell My kona deck just got SPRINGLEAF DRUM FORMIDABLE SPEAKER TEMPLE GARDEN HALLOWED FOUNTAIN ALL IN ONE RELEASE KEK also springleaf drum replaces mana dorks for manifest dread.dec"}
+{"text":"It dawned on me while I was speaking to my wife that the stereotypical murderhobo adventurers of D&D are like fantasy warrior gig workers. With that in mind, what would it take for an enterprising wizard (or group thereof) to come up with the fantasy warrior equivalent of something like Fiverr? You have a murderhobo related task you need done, you relay it to the system/spell/network, \"Goblins stole my things, willing to pay ___ for their return\", the system searches for the nearest registered murderhobos with relevant skills and offers them the job in return for a cut?"}
+{"text":"It would take a lot. The issue is that access to such a system is contingent on access to either a magic user or a magic item. Both of these, as you might expect, are pretty expensive. Like yes, the computer network analogy is technically valid, but these are old school university computers on a university network; not everyone has access to such systems. If long distance communications are solved with essentially modern day forums and instant messaging, then the D&D-style medieval fantasy world you've kludged together around this concept probably no longer exists. If you wanted something similar to this, you could have a commerce deity subcontract out mercenary work through his various temples. This would bypass most of the logistical issues, but 'a god did it' is little better than 'a wizard did it'."}
+{"text":"the service is provided by the cult Arnesus, God of Murderhobos, at any of their regional branches"}
+{"text":"It would take a lot. It would take a cork-board, somewhere to hang it on, some pins and some paper."}
+{"text":"OMFG, LIKE A GUILD?!?! NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!"}
+{"text":"Isn't that what the whole Adventurer's Guild is? Basically the Adventure app for gig workers who own swords?"}
+{"text":"Post papercraft. It does not have to be fancy. Such is the beauty of papercraft terrain/dungeons/board games!!"}
+{"text":"whi not FTFY."}
+{"text":"Do you have the pdf for this scenario? looks really cool."}
+{"text":"Which game is that? Reverse image search came up empty. You called his bluff and the faggot never came back. Good job."}
+{"text":"Spent a couple weekends cutting out and gluing Firelock 198X models. Have 2 of the 4 factions fully printed out and cut out colored foam for terrain. For a wargame this was dirt cheap to get set up."}
+{"text":"Didn't we just have this thread recently? There was a lot of disagreement going on about whether papercraft is worth it. If I remember right, these were the primary arguments: It does have stylistic value, and the materials are cheap, but it's also a little on the flimsy side, and sometimes the imagery is less effective depending on the angle that it's being perceived from."}
+{"text":"In Tunnels"}
+{"text":"Fed."}
+{"text":"Trolls don't have green skin you dumb."}
+{"text":":3"}
+{"text":"I like them to be somewhat magic, not wizards but some kind of large humanoid magic creature. I like things like they heal quickly and turn to stone in sunlight since that makes them into something more interesting of a fantasy setting than just another flavor of giant that bashes shit with a rock. Too many things have them overlap with ogres, or just basically being ogres, that happen to be called something other than an ogre. i liked the idea of Trolls being the very ugly dangerous side of the Fey world. Also lanky but with extreme features like long nose, ears, longer than normal arms etc. I like it when they look like a gigantic gremlin, and not just a large normalish guy with no shirt on. It also further separates them from Ogres. I never understood why movies always made them into big dull fat guys."}
+{"text":"Would it be fun and fitting for the class? Is the class something else than fighter? If the both answers are \"Yes\" then it will never pass through Paizo filter."}
+{"text":"god damn it. you're right."}
+{"text":"Which species and clans practice circumcision?"}
+{"text":"when in doubt, kitsunes"}
+{"text":"how do you circumsize a knot"}
+{"text":"Are well-planned modes of food production and transportation necessary for a functional setting, or is that just pointless busywork on the GM's end?"}
+{"text":"puckee posts the same image for the 50th time Congratulations! You're a spectacular waste of flesh!"}
+{"text":"5 pucktard threads No body fucking likes you, puckee. Just fucking hang yourself already"}
+{"text":"F42"}
+{"text":"Okay, I'll take the bait. By now you've got me curious from a psychological perspective. Please answer the following question honestly: Did you create these pictures and get a some kind of kick out of seeing them constantly on the /tg/ catalog, do you hope to become known as an artist with this? Or did you have someone else make them for you and you're an entirely different kind of crazy? Genuinely interested."}
+{"text":"why did he do it"}
+{"text":"bored"}
+{"text":"Alopecia."}
+{"text":"Alopecia yeah."}
+{"text":"Either he's a skaven in a vampire body or he's seething because he's bald"}
+{"text":"keep his dad's wife's name out your fcuking mouths"}
+{"text":"Quippy greentexts, trolling, and pointless arguments aren't genuine engagement. This."}
+{"text":"So my gaming group all jumped headfirst into TC after I ran a tester game and now everyone is 1 round into a 6 person campaign with round 2 being played this week & weekend. Does anyone have advice on how to give the campaign more of a narrative flair now that everyone’s invested in their warbands? I want to do more than just post an announcement for who is fighting who in the next round."}
+{"text":"I asked a while ago about larger scale games easily allowing the use of trench crusade models. I was recommended forbidden psalm and I also know about Xenos rampant. Anymore games for larger scale tabletop wars with vehicles maybe aircraft too? Is something official like that in the works at the time of this post being made?"}
+{"text":"Craft a narrative around the battle, one from the believer side, one from the heretic side. Create a Risk-like map showing where battles take place, with gear, weapons, emplacements and other oddities that shake up the play and add reason to pursue (or avoid) such areas. my favorite in my groups is we randomly roll, come turn 3, on maps with enough graves on whether Trench Ghosts show up and start attacking EVERYONE Trench Ghosts are played by a third man, with a premade warband list that the 2 other players do not know, can contest but not claim objectives, CAN STEAL ITEMS if they OoA the guy our new rule is they can pick up and abscond with item objectives in retrieval type games"}
+{"text":"The trench crusade devs have mentioned the possibility of larger scale version in some random interviews, but never as an in-work thing. Only as a hypothetical"}
+{"text":"Tabletop RPGs tend to split up crafting into a high number of crafting subskills for every individual area of expertise. There's no question that crafting is still extremely powerful despite forcing you to go through this hassle, but what are your thoughts on which particular crafting subskills tend to be the most useful in the context of a TTRPG campaign, be it a medieval or modern or sci-fi setting? Pic related is from Legend of the Five Rings, where I'll be playing a crafter soon, and I intend to invest heavily into crafting. But feel free to talk about any game you've had experience with."}
+{"text":"party face? what are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"what do you mean ! ? ! ? LE BOOMP"}
+{"text":"Guy is either using innovative tactics or has genuinely never played a game in his life"}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as a face, retard. The party isn't a single being. Every player interacts with people in the world."}
+{"text":"Right. And spokespeople don't exist, either. I went to a company meeting the other day and I'm pretty sure two of our more elderly workers had to be peeled off the floor after the other 200+ of us left the office."}
+{"text":"Why do elves look down on humans so much?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"There was one setting that I frustratingly can't remember now that had a paragraph on something touching on this; basically that their elves found human society frustrating and bewildering. Politically for the reasons you said (coupled with the occasional complete about-face on previous policy and treaties because New Ruler needs to make their mark), but socially in that daily life and culture was more or less the same day to day, but could radically change from decade to decade (this is likely some post-industrialisation/20th century bias creeping in here, I'll admit). It was a pace they found distasteful."}
+{"text":"Why do white people look down on black people so much?"}
+{"text":"Politically for the reasons you said (coupled with the occasional complete about-face on previous policy and treaties because New Ruler needs to make their mark), I once ran a campaign whose entire premise hinged on a conflict starting because a human king starting up a new mining operation on the other side of a river in uncontested, unclaimed territory... and triggering dragons landing in human towns delivering messages from the elvish nobility that humans had violated the terms of their agreement and they must vacate the elven lands within one years tie or they would be made to leave by force. Essentially, hundreds of years ago, the elves let the human mercenaries that fought for them settle in a corner of the elvish lands provided that they kept inside of their borders and didn't make too much of a mess of the place. But the land that the humans kingdoms are built on is still *elvish land*, they are just letting the humans use it. The human king just build a mine where he wasn't supposed to and has violated that agreement, with the elves now withdrawing their permission for the humans to continue living there. The human king has no idea what the elves are talking about, the humans had no record of any of this. The elves say thats not their problem. The human king says that surely there can be some leniency because this is a first offense, the elves say that this *isn't* the first offense, they have had to remind us of this *several times* and they have reached the limit of their patience with us. The problem being that at this point there are half a dozen human kingdoms sharing this region, but not only is human memory short but the elves treat all of them as a single entity, not bothering to care who did what. One kingdom breaks the agreement and ruins things for all humans in the region, regardless of nationality."}
+{"text":"Why do White people look down on brown people? There's your answer."}
+{"text":"FUCKING PEAK AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE"}
+{"text":"Game's incomprehensible garbage."}
+{"text":"It reads like a assortment of random ideas, where the author sometimes gave up mid-segment and just moved on to next half-baked... So, like this"}
+{"text":"I ran a fair bit of Mörk Borg and wasn't too big of a fan, but I respect it. Being able to read it in native swedish definitely made it more enjoyable to read, but that doesn't really translate to fun gaming. That said, I really liked Tania Herrero's adventures, conceptually and artwise. Crown of Salt is more of a toybox where you have to built a solid foundation for an adventure, rather than something you run exactly as written (not super keen on the sheer prevalence of instant death shit but oh well) But they made another adventure called Pit of Blasphemy, which I really liked. It's a nice, short little mystery exploration of a severely fucked up village called Castella that (for most groups) ends with a bit of a dungeon (cave?) crawl. It has cool body horror and enough wiggle room for combat, socializing and sneaking/trickery to all feel possible. Would recommend. They were gonna make some Mörk Borg spinoff game called Fomoria, which has a bit more meat on its bones, though it's also full of furry stuff."}
+{"text":"Last I checked, there's a preview for Fomoria out and they are currently gearing up to launch a kickstarter sometime soon."}
+{"text":"I gave it a read, thought the rules looked a lot more appealing than the baseline MB ones, will probably backport them if I'm asked to DM Mörk Borg again. I quite liked the final enemy of the playtest adventure, felt like a cool way to add back in a human element to the setting, played for horror."}
+{"text":"Arathi Sector is kal arath in space"}
+{"text":"Might have the best rules in the world, but that cover turns me off. I can't play games with silly children cartoon images or anime images."}
+{"text":"Defective Comics Defective brain That tracks"}
+{"text":"Tell me /tg/ what makes a good tabletop wargame?"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone has managed that feat in Battletech."}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Err you don't get to bring friends?"}
+{"text":"The Cincinnati BT group does, 20 to 30 units per side, in a single day."}
+{"text":"Is such a game even possible? Not really, no. I mean you could have 2 teams of units that all have identical stats but that wouldn't be much fun."}
+{"text":"This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing. DO: - Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs - Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only - Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice - Help your fellow anons with advice TRY TO: - Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers - Not make a new thread until old one dies - Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers - Not spoonfeed - Not war over Filament/Resin consoles - Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Buggy program. Better auto supports in free alternatives. Functions gate kept behind subscription paywall. AI shit being pushed in their model library. It was good for a time when it was simply better than everything else, but that's no longer the case."}
+{"text":"fixed with a print Or a piece of hardboard and 4 dowels."}
+{"text":"works on my machine"}
+{"text":"You work tricks at truck stops, spare me your opinion."}
+{"text":"Prototype edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three. Build Divide Force of Will Final Fantasy TCG DBZ CCG Wixoss Keyforge Gundam Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R) Digimon Flesh and Blood Gate Ruler Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Same, my LGS is only 3 or 4 years old and was listed on the FoW site as hosting the game every Tuesday. Took a look at the store's calendar and I haven't seen anything FoW related in over two years."}
+{"text":"not sure if you haven't been paying attention to what's coming in GD03, but the overall power increases a fuckton to where gw wing isn't the most dominant deck in the game. it's even debatable that wing's even a tier 0 deck right now considering the de facto 2nd best deck in the game can speedrun a game against it if it highrolls."}
+{"text":"hows the DM simulator going?"}
+{"text":"Deep in the rules engine mines. It's hard to explain, but very exciting (technical) things are happening. I may have some footage to show next month. It will probably still be quite a while before it gets a public release though. I'll try to make sure that happens this year, even if not all the cards are in yet."}
+{"text":"don't worry, take your time. thanks for your work"}
+{"text":"Post examples of real world dungeons, labyrinths, caves, and sewers."}
+{"text":"try looking up Operation Aladdin's Cave, I think its in The Fall of Delta Green?"}
+{"text":"Other raiding parties have already gathered in the dungeon's first floor."}
+{"text":"Everything Everywhere All At Once."}
+{"text":"Become a philosopher-warrior Bind a wyld spirit to you Debase yourself to grow stronger Bind a wyrm spirit to you Climb out of insanity to grow stronger Work towards binding a Wyvr spirit to yourself"}
+{"text":"Bufford T Justice would never!"}
+{"text":"Johnny posting has returned Thinking dirty cops will stop at bribery Some sure, but the weaker minded (and no doubt most BSD will be of that variety) will probably let the power get to their head"}
+{"text":"This was a multi-splat campaign?"}
+{"text":"Everyone else was too weak but I will surely be the one to make it"}
+{"text":"WHAT IS IT THAT MR. SHARPE SAYS THAT MAKES A GOOD PLAYER, MR. COOPER?"}
+{"text":"I made a PC that was accidentally Richard Sharpe without ever having watched or read it. I had another player point it out to me at the table. Is this a good watch/read? Should I start with the books first?"}
+{"text":"Read the books first if you like reading. But you don't have to, the show stands on its own."}
+{"text":"The books are a bit different but the general style is close enough to the series (in the books Sharpe becomes an officer in India, while in the series he becomes one in Spain) I found the books to be a little bit samey like all Cornwell books imo, but I suppose I enjoyed them for some fictionslop"}
+{"text":"Dont forget General Calvet (and his trusty sidekick, Gaston) having to deal with Ducos' bullshit"}
+{"text":"I really think a series with those two characters would have been entertaining."}
+{"text":"Everyone • PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10! Requesters: • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for. • If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you. • Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'. • Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests. • If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it. • Stay on topic. Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be: • Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising. • Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just out of curiosity, what is this character for?"}
+{"text":"Requesting a femboy orc warlord, he should have a crystal sword, a skull staff, a dragon mount, and a crown of spikes."}
+{"text":"A typo in a MtG chat spawned a horrifying meme creature for our group, so i am requesting a Pyrexian Monstrosity. no, not Phyrexian, PYREXIAN, as in phyrexian but replace ceramic plates with pyrex glass. Yes this is stupid but late night MtG does strange things to people."}
+{"text":"It not for anything, It's for my own fancy."}
+{"text":"Sounds alright. Dont mind if I take a bit of creative liberties with this big barbarian? I have a sort of dress code set up for fills for the TG drawthread"}
+{"text":"Are orcs just misunderstood and oppressed? Setting dependent. In my setting they're basically religious fundamentalists, but are willing to join other civilizations if they see a benefit for themselves. In some settings they're unnatural or demonic, in some settings they're just native populations, and there are other answers."}
+{"text":"Counterpoint: a pulp-y self aware Author Bard who takes the concept of \"players impacting the narrative of a D&D game\" to a whole new level"}
+{"text":"is longbow battle master a thing"}
+{"text":"Yes! In fact, depending on the version of 5e its quite good. In 2014 5e, Ranged Weapons in general are the best weapons in the game due to the power of the Archery Fighting Style, the Sharpshooter Feat, and Extra Attack. Great damage, high range, ignoring cover (Which 99.9% of creatures cannot do), the range allows you to usually maneuver around the battlefield to take advantage of cover and hazards to trick up your opponents. Battle Masters in particular are really good for this style of play due to them having combat maneuvers like Precision Attack (Which you can use after rolling to boost your to hit roll), Menacing Attack (Long Range Frighten for movement shut down and disadvantage on their attacks), Trip Attack (To trip foes), Pushing Attack (Push foes into hazards or away from allies or off cliffs), and other nice options to go with it! 2024 5e is a little different due to Sharpshooter not giving the big damage bonus it had in 2014, but it's still solid due to Longbows having the Heavy Property allowing you to get the Great Weapon Master feat- it just requires a wider stat spread than it used to. Hypothetically, you could get Sharpshooter, Great Weapon Master, and still max out your Dexterity all by level 8 as a Fighter, which means you'll still be doing solid enough damage without the loss to accuracy that 2014 Longbow users were dealing with. Battle Masters are more or less the same, though at higher levels they get a great buff with Relentless and can be even more mobile than they were before."}
+{"text":"Any ideas for how to incorporate Thieves Cant into games? I'm running Mines and I had the idea of the proprietor of The Sleeping Giant be a former member of the Neverwinter Thieves Guild who got her bag and retired. The signage would indicate to those in the know (such as members of the Redbrands or my Rogue) that the place is safe for unsavoury types. I'd also have symbols akin to Depression-era hobo slang near Tressendar Manor that indicate that business is to be conducted in the cellar and that the upstairs is unsafe to navigate."}
+{"text":"Some authors just text dump worldbuilding details that end up having no narrative or atmospheric significance in large dry chunks. That's what people don't like when they say that shit. It's like finding a grocery list in a horror game."}
+{"text":"HP is an anthrocentric setting where humans are the center of creation In fairness, that's cause human wizards created an ethnostate that deliberately suppressed other races and species including forbidding them from having wands or participating in government. There is a reason non-humans sided with Voldemort."}
+{"text":"first stage of eugenics should be weeding out all eugenicists"}
+{"text":"If I'm understanding your question and setting correctly: Aliens are real So are wizards Magic is as powerful as technology if not more Seems perfectly fine Magic can only recreate real phenomenon by drawing energy from other dimensions and channelling it according to the wizard's will. Wizard magic, no problem these are your rules Wizards create a spell that will create an ionised plasma shield This were I raise an eyebrow, but only because you asked about it \"working\". I'll also preface I'm no expert in any of this Ionization is (very bare bones) the removal or addition of electrons from a molecule or atom. Perfectly fine so far, no reason for a wizard to not be able to do this. Plasma, again VERY broad strokes, is fucking with the electrons to make something conductive and super fucking hot. Again, wizards nbd. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"first stage of eugenics should be weeding out all eugenicists While I appreciate the sentiment, there are practical applications of eugenics, such as Iceland's app to avoid cousin fucking or cascade testing and genetic counseling (both things recommended by the CDC and not just under this administration) to avoid children being born with heritable diseases. That said, that sort of shit is generally not what anyone calling themselves a \"eugenicist\" means."}
+{"text":"tough tits, I just invented the hemisemidemiplane of magnetism, diametrically opposed to the hemisemidemiplane of the juggalos"}
+{"text":"I don't wish to start bullshit, but this is the place to ask: Is it easier to make a Captain America expy (hand to hand, uses shield offensively and defensively) of at level effectiveness (ie not hyper optimized ubercharger but serviceable in a group) in 3.5, or easier in PF1e? I am not against initiator classes, but I would rather not run to them at first, viewing them as a crutch at times."}
+{"text":"I made a character in that vein in 3.5 a decade ago. Paladin/Fighter, worked decently well. Improved shield bash, shield charge, shield slam, dire charge. Weapon was a spiked shield, didn't last long enough to make it Returning so I could start throwing it. Main issue you run into is getting feat starved, same as any character gimmick."}
+{"text":"easier PF1, probably."}
+{"text":"Bishop pieces for your next game."}
+{"text":"Good morrow sloppers"}
+{"text":"Tried an art decat statue"}
+{"text":"For the Eloi what unit role are they intended to have? I gave them a crack a while ago but it wasn't what people were looking for. Maybe another approach could work for them."}
+{"text":"Finally found a good illustration of what I think the Weather Control should look like. Perhaps a little too extravagant, especially given that Neuchwanstein may or may not exist, but this general size suits the home, fortress, and laboratory of Duke Cunningham. Alternatively, it could just look like that fortress from Laputa."}
+{"text":"I always figured them to be duelists/assassins, but it could be psychological warfare, or anything, really. Unrelated New map, as well as batrep this evening."}
+{"text":"That fortress from Laputa It's called Tedis. Do with this useful information whatever you please."}
+{"text":"ITT we post pics of a LGS from your town and let others rate the vibe"}
+{"text":"AI"}
+{"text":"oh hey thats my FLGS. We've probably crossed paths before."}
+{"text":"Gotta remember that Google is first and foremost an advertising company. Businesses on maps are tagged with products they carry more than what type of business they are, so \"Warhammer\" or \"Magic The Gathering\" will return more complete results than \"tabletop game store\""}
+{"text":"FACE MASKS REQUIRED AT ALL TIMES Good lord"}
+{"text":"Naaah. It’s more me and my mixed granddaughter from my single parent daughter"}
+{"text":"It can’t just be about the money because during the TSR era they shoved all the artists like Brom into one room and made them work for peanuts."}
+{"text":"3e onward"}
+{"text":"What about 2e art? I assume you posted 3e art since everyone is wearing leather and sepia colored."}
+{"text":"It's all the straps and flaps and ropes and sashses and dangling accessories and the way that every character he draws is carrying no less than 2 dozen knives at a time. He's competent, but at the same time, he's got fucking awful design sensibilities."}
+{"text":"I can put the same piece and change the reception here just by changing the \"year it came out\""}
+{"text":"I blame every single picture inside a D&D book needing to be a full color painting these days. So they get the bare minimum work needed for them to be passable before an artist needs to move on to the next one. There's no more sketches or black and white drawings for anything anymore."}
+{"text":"Have they used any AusNZ or Indian themed stuff in the PanOceania roster? I've just noticed the nordic themed one. So Europe collapsed but not as badly as the USA so there are some remnants?"}
+{"text":"AusNZ Bolts Indian Akalis, Bagh Mari, Bipandra"}
+{"text":"So Europe collapsed but not as badly as the USA so there are some remnants? Yes. IIRC the EU crashed during a severe economic crisis after the first wormhole expedition failed, while the US desperately tried to save itself from said crisis (and possibly a civil war or Chinese invasion? Not sure here) and deployed a nanotech WMD, which proceeded to turn half its territory into an uninhabitable wasteland."}
+{"text":"I've read that the NA2 armies were designed in part as \"bridges\" between different armies, ways to play with models of multiple factions as you're buying in over time before you have two full armies. Do they really succeed at this objective? On a model level, in some it seems like you'd want to get their special character models more, on a painting level you'd need to have compatible schemes and basing between the armies so they don't clash visually. Are they halfway points in any meaningful sense on a gameplay level, or are they more their own little things?"}
+{"text":"Europe didn't as much as collapse as did become less relevant. Yu Jing started to gobble up most of Asia, PanO was Oceania+Philippines+Latam, even Africa started to flex its muscle in places like Nigeria."}
+{"text":"It's Da PDF Share Thread! Get ready to stuff your hard drive like it's 2025! STEP 0: <----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF. PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING. It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know. STEP 1: Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing. STEP 2: Request, share, stay awesome! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I am humbly requesting the 40k 9th ed chaos daemons codex, I'm tyring to track down a full art/lore piece"}
+{"text":"I hate always being That Guy but when you ask for the same product for seven threads straight and nobody gives it to you, that's when you either give up or buy the product."}
+{"text":"This Also, I have always believed that a LOT of the people who use these threads think that a) anyone who has purchased a given PDF owes them a copy, and/or b) that these are all just free somehow, and that no-one actually ever buys them really."}
+{"text":"I use old requests I'm pretty sure no one has to wait the gatcha out and bump the thread the rare time it goes a couple days without posts. If no one has them no biggie, if someone has it maybe a third party will enjoy it too. Where is the harm? Are you cringing imagining someone screaming and throwing a tantrum when you read a post that is just 2 words and a title? I'd rather see some repeated request than meta posts discussing the thread."}
+{"text":"<--"}
+{"text":"So context. I used to DM for my friends a while back but I've been struggling with creating a game I'm happy running for a few years now. It's not the end of the world, we do TCGs instead but part of me wants to get back into running tabletop games. So I started DMing with DnD 5e but for my own reasons I stopped running the system. The only other system I'm really confident running is Mutants and Masterminds 3e. Lately I've been seeing videos from some of the old school types talking about the nature of dungeons, and I've also been reading Dungeon Meshi, and I've had the itch to try making a mega dungeon for a game. Thing is, I don't wanna run 5e, I'm not confident trying to run an older version of the game, I don't have access to the books for OSR. What I do have is Mutants and Masterminds. So my friend and I were talking about this, and he suggested exploring the idea of running a dungeon crawl in M&M. Now to me that sounds a bit absurd, they're so tonally dissonant I can't really imagine it, so I thought I'd bring it to you guys. If your GM came up to you and said \"I'm running a dungeon crawl in M&M\", what would your thoughts be? Does it sounds a good idea? How would you do it? What would you emphasise, what would you ignore? Thanks in advance /tg/, I hope with your advice I can get myself out of this nogame slump I've been in"}
+{"text":"I really feel like David Jason was an odd choice for Rincewind. In my mind Rincewind was maybe a middle aged guy at most, if not a similar age to Ponder Stibbons (who definitely fills in a university-aged role)."}
+{"text":"When I read the title I thought it was about some bizarre gimmick homebrew using M&Ms for skill checks rather than dice. Like I dunno, choose number of colors equal to your stat then draw a candy from the M&M bag, if it's one of the colors you've chosen you pass the check. Or take two M&Ms and squeeze them together, the one that cracks first loses. So your M&M pool is equal to your stat and you have to use it to beat the DM's pool which is determined by check difficulty or enemy stats during opposed \"rolls\", and the first one to get all their M&Ms cracked this way loses. Now I'm disappointed."}
+{"text":"I don't have access to the books for OSR All Basic Fantasy RPG books are free for download on the official website + an online SRD OSE has a free online SRD as well as a free PDF for basic level play (up to lvl 3) OSRIC has a free of charge PHB Gold and Glory pdfs are PWYW White Box pdf is PWYW there is literally no excuse just say you don't want to"}
+{"text":"worlds without number free version is basically the entire book"}
+{"text":"There's absolutely zero reason why it shouldn't work."}
+{"text":"Thread #02 Lean Winter on the Tundra Previous Thread: Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. Rules: We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest. This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra. Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory. Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation. /un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter. Spoiler any OOC discussion. Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads."}
+{"text":"I return with another monster folklore inquiry for you all. Giants. Nearly every, if not every culture I am aware of has some sort of Giant myth. How closely they resemble humans is... variable. Though they show a concerning throughline of eating human beings for food. Another interesting and perhaps validating bit of mythology is the common trait of red hair. Now, one must note this is hardly exclusive, but it very curiously appears in native North American, specifically the United States and Canada primarily, folklore. Despite those peoples not having red hair. Tales of red-headed cannibal giants were as far afield as modern-day California, meaning that this could not simply be a game of telephone concerning Leif Erikson's ill-fated Vinland colony. What do you believe the truth to be concerning giants, historical and current? For while I would believe their size, dietary habits, and seeming lack of supernatural powers beyond impossible stature and strength to all but demand their extinction, there are claims of their existence as recent as 2002, during the United States occupation of Afghanistan. A picture depicting which I have used for the attached image. holy shit there is so much AI generated Giant/Nephilim art. Relative to the other monsters it was shocking."}
+{"text":"I'd leave enchanced interrogation for all the freaks out there, God knows most of them deserve it. I wouldn't approach someone with an offer to join us without watching them for a while, seeing how they're conducting themselves, who they meet, who they know, looking into their past and stuff like that. It gives you a good idea of what kind of person they are and helps with avoiding unwanted guests. Once that's done you'd reveal yourself to the target, making sure they think it's only you. You tell them how it is and see if they're willing to come with you. Proper security is key to staying around and continuing the fight. I'm no seasoned mentor, it ain't easy. I'm the one responsible for making sure my trainee doesn't get killed in the near future while also having to keep a close eye on them. There's a couple of things I still need to look into. Training rookies is a noble thing and I'm glad someone is out there doing that. Still, we need to remember that not everyone has the makings of a worthy hunter. Sometimes your fellow man can be the worst enemy you'll ever face."}
+{"text":"I'd reckon that there might be a handful of them hiding out in the middle of nowhere backwaters like the aforementioned Afghanistan. If they really were engaging cannibalism, what we did to them was deserved. I'd be curious to know more specifics. Are they really just big, hungry people? If so why eat us, there's better meat a giant'd have an easier time getting. When someone's world comes crashing down, I can't see them taking being shadowed well. Hard to build the sort of trust hunters need that way, you're liable to get shot out of justified paranoia. Maybe you and I live in places with very different cultures, but the Morpheus routine would just cause distrust among people around where I live. Make no mistake, I'm not dropping my guard around random people. Not enough caution will get you killed. Too much caution keeps us divided and unable to tackle the big problems. We really need that numbers advantage. My lineage has long prided itself with being a sort of \"go-between\" for local hunters. Not just recruiting new people but serving as a well-established neutral party for hunters that have, shall we say, differences in philosophies."}
+{"text":"Traitors."}
+{"text":"Honestly? No clue, don't recall finding anything int he archive about them and that would mean that they either were already rare or close to becoming extinct. There could have been more more information about them somewhere but I'm sure they'd never give me the permission to freely browse those records. Perhaps they're a different offshoot of human? Difference in methodologies I guess. Each one of us has some liberty in how we go about recruiting. I take security very seriously and I'm not going to induct someone unless I'm 100% sure. My lineage has long prided itself with being a sort of \"go-between\" for local hunters. Not just recruiting new people but serving as a well-established neutral party Despite us probably having drastically different views on how to do things I still appreciate it. We need more groups like that, filling in the gaps we can't."}
+{"text":"designed to be the \"40k killer\" slips into obscurity shortly after release What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"my guess is that rackham is a small french company that got quickly stomped by the british juggernaut that GW grown up to be by the early 2000s. did they design this game in the late 80s when tabletop gaming was at its infancy they might've had a shot. but the faggots at Nottingham would do anything to stay top dog. i don't know if they would send pinkertons to harass competition like WotC but i think they would use any possible legal tool to snuff them out."}
+{"text":"AT-43 was literally 20 years ago, the wargaming landscape was completely different. No social media (besides a bunch of scattered and disconnected forums), no kickstarter, no real way to soft launch a new game/setting and slowly build up hype as a small indie company. All they could, and did do, was hard launch the game at a bunch of trade shows and hope for the best. Then they quickly ran out of money because they overestimated how much 2007 people would care about a wargame where the hobby part is taken out and it died. Bit of a shame because the main 3 factions in the setting + the gorillas were absolutely peak aesthetics wise (you can tell they contracted a bunch of GW artists in their prime lol) and the rules were really forward thinking at a time when old school warhammery shit like IGYG and real LoS were still pretty much standard."}
+{"text":"Is this the one with the stupid looking gorillas?"}
+{"text":"designed for be “40k killer” this is exactly the problem. people want innovation, not copycat bullshit"}
+{"text":"people want innovation Demonstrably false. If the product is cheap they want the same product, unchanged, forever. If the product is premium they want the same product but with lower quality and a higher price tag each year."}
+{"text":"What does your character do during adventure downtime? Do they have a side job or something?"}
+{"text":"I can't see this bitch adventuring anywhere."}
+{"text":"survivor's guilt depressed monk with inferiority complex so training, constantly training, like climbing towers and lighthouses or even nearby mountains and cliffs, swimming on rapid waters, etc. Because he never is good enough and his incompetence cost the life of people he held dear"}
+{"text":"she clearly just plays at taverns"}
+{"text":"Then she's not a PC during downtime and irrelevant to the discussion."}
+{"text":"Why did the Emperor name two of his legions \"Wolves\" There's so many animals and nouns, there's no excuse for that. He's dumb. The Emperor's dumb."}
+{"text":"And two with \"Guard\" in their name. And one with \"Fists\" and one with \"Hands\"."}
+{"text":"The two missing legions also probably had an overlapping name with either the other eighteen, or even each other. The Ultrawhites and the Thousand Bloods"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Thousand Whites the last of the Nordic ubermenschen left in the galaxy, doomed to a tragic fate out of hubris This is surprisingly fitting."}
+{"text":"Thousand Scars and the Ironbloods First was a little too into ritualistic self-mutilation, and tge second built a loli robot overlord they tried to rebel against humanity and brute force the creation of a goddess with"}
+{"text":"im not painting stuff in the picture, that is just statues and i collect them what im considering is buying like mordor host or something, i want to paint orc army basically also in theory gw has all paints and accessories i need to paint their products right? bas i want them to look like this"}
+{"text":"GW's paints are the most accessible and it's fine getting paints from them if you don't want to look elsewhere. The tools from GW are complete shit. Get your knife and blade from Olfa, number 11 scalpel blade for more pointy tip, get your cutter/nipper from God Hand or Mr Hobby, plastic glue from Tamiya. Paint brushes : GW paint brushes are overpriced, go to your local store and find one, or do some research for one, Or just buy from GW. I used Mr Hobby brushes for the tiny fine tip. Also get a wax brush cleaner, mostly for your most expensive brush to keep its fine tip. And learn how to make wet palette, tutorial everywhere."}
+{"text":"Also there're the normal plastic glue, these are actually toxic ALL plastic glues are toxic (Tamiya Extra Thin explicitly is), being basically solvents. Not to the point of full hazmat/NBC gear needed, but you should really ventilate your room after a gluing session and don't keep glues* and freshly-glued minis in your bedroom. * (glues can and will develop tiny leaks; again, nothing lethal, but you don't want any amount of solvent fumes where you sleep)"}
+{"text":"Wow! Radical! What a great consumer you are, Anon! I'll gove this one (you), good sir, that's one updoot for us 4channeranians"}
+{"text":"Begging for a re-u0"}
+{"text":"I wish I understood this reference."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna say it. I like how there's a bunch of viable TS builds compared to the garbage CS cope decks other than Hudie."}
+{"text":"Central City Abyss City Jupitermon.dek I'm hoping the other areas like Vulcanus and Bacchus get fun decks too. Though I am curious how they will approach the Bearmon Brothers. Will that be two separate cards or one card with both of them on it?"}
+{"text":"Digimon World 2"}
+{"text":"CS didn't try to introduce that many decks It was really just Ami, Hudie and Eaters (plus pauper shit in Flame and Zaxon). Just about everything else was support for existing decks that could also be used in CS. Barely anything in TS can be used in those Digimon's normal decks."}
+{"text":"Make girlfailure = tranny, self inserter, fetishist Make girlwinner = powerfag, wanker, also a fetishist How do you win? Make whatever you want, be free of the ZFJ theorem"}
+{"text":"Make whatever you want, be free of the ZFJ theorem I do this but all of my builds end up ZFJs anyway"}
+{"text":"Choose for me, dice gods: 1. Brainstorm and actually start my next JITE writefag 2. Write a kaiju writefag or make a tier maker"}
+{"text":"Rolled 1 (1d2) fUCKING KILL ME I'M SO RETARDED"}
+{"text":"Ash's Pikachu is male, but that episode still happened. Pickachu is possessive and petty sometimes, especially in the early seasons. In fact you could say that Pikachu has more character growth than ash as he actually gets more mature and serious as the seasons progress, but I don't think that's on purpouse and it's just a side effect of wanting to make him cuter and pure good. I'm pretty sure that was't a thing yet by the time the anime started. Gender differences were a 3rd gen thing."}
+{"text":"If you have a question about trahdishunal gaymes that does not warrant its own thread, please ask it here."}
+{"text":"Legally Depends on the setting's legal framework. biologically? No."}
+{"text":"How many games can really be solved by a villainess just having her ass slapped?"}
+{"text":"Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread Why do so many GM advice threads and vids seemingly completely ignore the overwhelming importance of soft skills? It's amazing to me that so much energy and time is spent on rules and prep, when the sole deciding factor about your table's success is whether your players like you. If you're charismatic, funny, kind, warm, friendly, polite, quick-witted, well-spoken, and curious then it is likely that people will have fun and enjoy spending time at your table. Anecdotally, every single time I have left a campaign it has been because of interpersonal issues, and/or issues with the GMs soft skills. It has never been about their mastery of the game or even their application of the rules. One specific example concerns a GM whose fucking annoying and grating vocalized speech pauses were so painful. \"Uhh, ehhm, err,\" all the fucking time. I'm not saying you need to be some superhuman model-slash-TED-presenter, but it's so important to mind what you say (and how you say it), and treat people well. That's how you will find a long-term group."}
+{"text":"The same reason they often overlook management skills, people don't really ask about them or they just don't know much about them. Being able to schedule, prevent conflict, set boundaries and figure out what everyone is interested in doing is going to be incredibly beneficial. These skills will be useful in all areas of life but they can make or break having a great time with a functional group of people that show up on time. Most people barely know what \"conflict\" means and can't spot it until its already escalated."}
+{"text":"Because the hobby is full of nerds and tards with no social skills. Most of them can't even identify the problem, and most of the rest have no useful skills to share. And even the few left are rarely able to describe how someone can improve."}
+{"text":"the next BBEG in your campaign is a coomer that goes around kidnapping and mind controlling women for his harem, and literally that’s it. Does your party even care? Does your setting/game system even care? Assume that the BBEG is an adequate challenge and difficulty for your setting and party (whether it’s Exalted or DND or Rogue Trader or whatever, and the villain is always the right difficulty level for your party whether you’re lvl 1 or lvl 20 or a weenie or a Solar, the scale is perfect). Basically is this guy a problem you and your crew would want to fix in whatever game you’re playing. If he isn’t, what would it take to make him be a problem? A bigger bounty or reward? A personal friend that got turned into a harem slave?"}
+{"text":"Slop goes in the slop general, slopcuckee"}
+{"text":"Agreed, death to slavers"}
+{"text":"Well obviously, OP has too many pictures with a similar aesthetic line. They’re all from the same prompt. t. OP"}
+{"text":"Mind control is evil Rape is evil Kidnapping is evil How hard is this to understand, OP?"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the magnificat. That grand new primaris organ which not only enhanced standard space marines, but conveniently corrected that rather irritating compatibility flaw they once suffered from. Cope however you like. After the femstodes precedent, this outcome is inevitable and you know it."}
+{"text":"all this to appease some sick freak's sexual fetish art commission addiction of putting a two foot wiener on a muscular woman's body and have it be canon"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"but femstodes actually make them stand out when normies thought they were 'gold space marines' The kind of 'tard who thinks this isn't playing the game and certainly not buying models so why cater to them? This is where could just end though. 40k died at 8th ed or Gathering Storms, everything past that is just zombie-slop 40k"}
+{"text":"woke Go back to sleep, sheep."}
+{"text":"zombie-slop"}
+{"text":"Time to talk about weird monsters again. As usual, any rants about Bog will be treated as bait unless you have actual proof."}
+{"text":"Bogleech buckbroke him so hard he bought the book, possibly even the more expensive hardcover On a scale of 1 to 10 how raped"}
+{"text":"Do you have any evidence of 'bobi' harrassing bog?"}
+{"text":"The scrap monster series has some pretty cool ideas. also hehe funni number Enormous Bioconstruct, Brawn 13/Brain 3, Scan 32 Mouth: Get In My Belly!: [ENGULF +3d10] [APPEND eroding: chemical] [DRAIN] [TRAMPLE] E6 Tongue: Sticky Lasso*: [INFLICT +1d10 numb] [SHUNT towards] [CLING] E4 Guts: Chuck-Up: [DAMAGE +2d10 kinetic, chemical] [SPOUT] [REACH +1] E6 Legs: Run Like The Wind: [MOVE land] [DASH +2] E4 Quirk: “Dine-And-Dasher” *this INFLICT only remains as long as the grapple is sustained"}
+{"text":"Neat build, I imagine if you modified it you could create a real good kidnapping monster for creatures you want to study"}
+{"text":"Thread #008 A Storytelling Game of Personal and Collective Horror Edition Welcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread Previous Thread Brief rules We have no story teller, we are acephali Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight all OOC discussion should be spoilered THREAD QUESTION Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"how old specifically are you? -Kakophoni"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, finally somewhere to vent. Giovanni here, the family ain't important right now. I've probably gotten tossed into the worst job anyone can ask for. You know that old myth, the Jersey Devil? Well, not only is he real, he's also probably the biggest douchebag on the East Coast. These days he's going by the name Jadie, maybe you've stumbled onto one of his videos where he's talking about masculinity or a casino or some shit. Usually when it's night i'm the guy behind the camera. In fact, i've been working with the guy for about a year, and he still refuses to call me anything besides \"The Night Guy.\" Anyway, my main job is to manage the dozens of websites and social media accounts he has to his name, make sure I get all the pretty little angles on his inbred-looking, spray-tanned face, and try to fix the spaghetti code so that the sites don't fall apart. And of course all the while i'm forced to listen to the most dead-brained lectures on whatever topic has gotten his attention. I tell you, i've heard malkavians on crack talk less than this guy. Sure there's the occasional day where he's taking a \"pupil\" down to the casino where i'm left alone, and there's a minifridge here stocked with blood packs, but Caine almighty, every time he opens his mouth I can feel myself slipping. If I were to give you some advice, don't learn how to use a computer. Or at the very least, don't let it be known to the old farts that you know. Then again, it could also be the fact they sent me here as a lesson for not killing a guy immediately, even though I had a hunch he had important information to give, AND I WAS RIGHT, \"\"\"DAD.\"\"\" If you ever find yourself in Atlantic City (Even though I don't recommend it at all,) if you have a young ghoul that you want to donate i'd really appreciate it. I've had so many sad old men for dinner that my breath smells like whiskey, moth balls, and despair."}
+{"text":"A little over two centuries."}
+{"text":"I should introduce you to Scholar[I'm borrowing his account] Scholar's practically ancient in comparison but I do think you two would get along.-Kakophoni"}
+{"text":"You're a very well mannered Tzimisce How do you respond"}
+{"text":"Also its the East so everything is more fertile"}
+{"text":"Vertical farming is pretty good when you have hanging vines producing nuts and fruit, and a huge population of better-than-peasant slaves that never rebel and don't need to be paid. Also, anytime one of those huge skyscraper-like trees falls over it suddenly becomes exceptional farmland, since the terms of the Fae deal is 'climb a tree to be safe'. They don't get the sunlight for rice, which is farmed in the canopies instead, but moss and mushroom farming does work. There's a reason the main staple foods are vine-nuts and edible moss."}
+{"text":"I feel like an easier solution is that the temple small god gets a percentage of all worship made in the temple"}
+{"text":"That's... not how it works. If it worked like that it'd be used. You can't siphon off someone's prayer by having it happen in your temple, or the prayer in Whitewall would go to the Unconquered Sun and the schizophrenic response from his secretaries would see it smote from the Creation. The 2e Temple Manse power definitely didn't do it. It's the veneration and prayer, and the resources dedicated towards that veneration that matters."}
+{"text":"It isn't uncommon IRL polytheistic religions, for small deities to be worshipped alongside major ones."}
+{"text":"How do players in your groups, including yourselves if you play rather than GM, react to authority figures in your games? Are they happy to play along and do what they're told, or do you find that they try to rebel against whoever's in charge of them at any opportunity? Traditional Games? This is a thread about how players react to authority figures in tabletop roleplaying games, a type of traditional game. You first. When STing Vampire the Masquerade for my group (last session was about a month ago, we went on hiatus for Christmas) I find that they really chafe whenever the Prince demands anything of them and they are almost more interested in dismantling the local Camarilla so that they no longer need to follow orders than they are in the jobs that the Prince gives them. What system? In my case, the system is Vampire the Masquerade 20th Anniversary, but the question is system neutral. What setting? In my case, the setting is the World of Darkness, but the question is setting neutral. Post this in a general. This is a generic topic without any focus on any specific system or setting that has a general, therefore I do not think that there is an appropriate general for this thread."}
+{"text":"Noone Of course the threadshitter is Indian."}
+{"text":"Nobody is under any obligation to give OP (You)s just because he posted a thread. I agree, and I felt no obligation while I was posting an answer. Why then should anyone reply to this thread? Should is not the right word to use in my answer to that question as that implies obligation which we have agreed they are not under. They can post if they want to post, not post if they don't want to post. I wanted to, I did, that's all."}
+{"text":"If they are questgivers and are polite, all is good If they stand between the party and whatever they're after, they're just obstacles No anarchists at my table, pure law of the jungle mode"}
+{"text":"Making a thread heavily implies an expectation to receive responses to the thread's topic, an inherent belief of cause and effect you can't refute. So what entitles OP to receiving the replies he clearly thinks he should get? Straight answer, or fuck off."}
+{"text":"How often do they go unga bunga on the bartenders?"}
+{"text":"That's how the story of JJK plays out"}
+{"text":"Does Jumper even need to wage war? Can they just overpower governments in a moment?"}
+{"text":"That is one caked up lich."}
+{"text":"Can we just let this thread die?"}
+{"text":"Gohanposter's rants got deleted KEK"}
+{"text":"Bear with me for a moment What is the POINT of buying D&D? Like, what are you paying for? The amazing setting of Dragonlance (and other D&D settings) that you gain access to! No, most people just run their own setting. The dev playtesting which means player classes and enemies have already been balanced and you don't need to No, its really bad actually. The unique ideas unlike every other fantasy setting Its a generic fantasy kitchen sink, if you really want a beholder you can just use it \"illegally\" in your game. THE DICE Not part of the purchase Is it just me or you're actually, genuinely buying NOTHING?"}
+{"text":"doesn't know what a heartbreaker is"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone out there is weighting their options and choosing DnD over other games. It's all turbo normoids who got introduced to the hobby via Critical Role or Stranger Things in the last 10 years and think DnD is the only TTRPG that exists."}
+{"text":"Not him but he's right. There's a lot of zero effort hurdles many people can't get over. Like pirating easily available pdfs, watching a movie with subtitles, or figuring out people have different experiences than you do. Its baffling."}
+{"text":"No, most people just run their own setting. Do you have a single fact to back this up?"}
+{"text":"(no defunct stat) no now*"}
+{"text":"I -do- do other things you know. Unlike yourself, you weird unpleasant little no-lifer freak. I mean, I'm still waiting for evidence that you do -anything- at all. Besides act like a fucking redditor."}
+{"text":"Here's a quick example of how equilibrium works. In picrel, it's P1's turn (bottom player). P2's cards have been inverted so you can see them without rotating the image. P1 has Air and Water elements on their Avatar. P2 has Water and Earth elements on their Avatar. It's doesn't really matter exactly how they got those elements at this point. This is just to show how the exchange works."}
+{"text":"btw, the previous image had P2's Avatar in the wrong zone, it is corrected in picrel. It's P1's turn. They are in the combat phase. They first Directly Influence P2's \"Palantir\" with their \"In Minecraft\", to do 2 damage to it. Now it is weak enough to finish it off with P1's Entity combat in 1 hit, and so P1 follows up with \"Chudly's\" Direct Influence, Archiving \"Palantir\" via combat."}
+{"text":"Because P1 removed P2's Structure (Earth element) via combat: P2 \"loses\" the Earth element on their Avatar, and adds the card occupying the Earth element zone on their Avatar to their Hand (P2 regresses in win condition, but advances in card advantage). P1 then adds the top card of their deck to the Earth element zone on their Avatar. P1 advances in win condition, but not card advantage. P2 now has 1/4 elements needed to win. P1 now has 3/4 elements needed to win. There was a net transfer of +1 to P1 and -1 to P2."}
+{"text":"He is basically the antichrist."}
+{"text":"Name me a religion that does not cover the afterlife. The statement you made that I disagreed with was \"every religion devotes a huge chunk of its scriptures\" to the afterlife, not \"every religion includes an afterlife\"."}
+{"text":"The post proves you don’t know what you’re talking about And yet saying this doesn't make it so. It’s not nonsense the point is you shed your body and your spirit remains until you are reunited with it in the resurrection. Which is a nonsensical idea only a fevered jewish mind would come up with. the afterlife is important in most proselytizing religions as each offers away to salvation. I'm not sure these are the truisms you seem to present them as, but it doesn't relate to my point at all anyway. Death is a key component to all religions Never said it wasn't. I said that dying itself is not particularly emphasized in christianity (compared to other worldviews it outcompeted, such as Greco-Roman stoicism or say, Germanic polytheism), since the afterlife is the most important thing."}
+{"text":"Christianity is literally an explicitly semitic religion. Read Paul before ever posting again."}
+{"text":"being daft on purpose and ignoring uncomfortable proof of being completely wrong 2: electric boogaloo yawn. for someone who claims to be anti-someone you sure argue like one"}
+{"text":"Read Paul. Ask a priest. It's that simple. kthxbye"}
+{"text":"Rogue One has the feel of a slightly-forgettable 40s/50s WW2 film, like Anzio. You need to have a high enough test to enjoy mindless action for 2 hours."}
+{"text":"based, give us a quick rundown of scenarios they faced in the tower?"}
+{"text":"Sure thing, it was initially planned to be short but the Edge of the Empire Obligation system proved otherwise Initial Premise The party has had a personal vendetta against the Pykes for a long time. A capo runs Tarlana Tower, a massive city-within-a-city in the Corporate Sector. Infiltrate the tower, cause chaos and kill the Capo. The party's corporate ally would spin it as \"gang on gang violence\" and use it to ban the Pykes from the CSA First Challenge: Gain Entry Credentials Pyke affiliated mercenaries frequent the Nexus Nightclub, get those credentials! <Obligation roll> Party leader has to kidnap a mysterious scientist also at this club for his separatist enclave. Group manages to steal the keycard and kidnap the scientist, but a string of bad rolls caused a three way firefight in the club that left it in flames. Second Challenge: Make it to the top of the tower The place is a total maze with four distinct \"levels\". The first is a massive undercity, the second a more refined middle class area, the third an industrial district, the fourth the Pyke holding. Party split up, half went to make allies with local gangsters on level 1, the second went to recon level 2. <Obligation roll> Clone trooper's obsession with Order 66 and Republic Remnants. A rogue Jedi was spotted bombing a corporate office and fled to the tower! The party got some gangsters on their side, but the recon team got jedi mind tricked into serving the Jedi as both enforcers and hostages (pic related). Huge inter party combat with dozens of gangsters, hired guns and Jedi cultists fighting each other. A long running party NPC dies in the combat, but the party manages to reunify. They lick their wounds and go to hunt down the jedi The Dark Jedi Guy is totally nuts after Order 66 and is holding the entire tower hostage with some well placed explosives. He wants all authorities off his back. The crew wants revenge, so they placate him for a while before they defuse all the bombs. Until..."}
+{"text":"<Obligation roll> The party's politico's past crime family has returned as allies to the Pykes! The group again splits apart, the droids and force sensitive stay behind with the Jedi while the weak minded go to deal with the family. In a bizarre twist of events (and fantastic rolls) the Politico convinces the head of the family (his ex-wife) to step down and live free. The rest of the family doesn't like that and takes them both hostage. However the group convinced the Jedi to help them in exchange for the force sensitive- <Obligation roll> The sentient droid commander has gone schizo and tries killing the Jedi immediately. Leads to a small confrontation where the group works with the Jedi to take down the commander. They manage to fix relations and get things back on track They slaughter the family enforcers and double cross the Jedi just as enemy reinforcements arrive. It's a crazy battle and many are close to death, but they get away to once again lick their wounds. Third Challenge: Clear the Industrial District Also the security hub of the tower, there are many Pykes here and the crew are low on NPC allies. <Obligation roll> One of the sentient droids is being hunted by the ISB to maintain \"Organic Security\" over droid sentience. He avoids a honeypot operation and the group manage to kill the Pykes in a series of ambushes and disable the Tower's reactor. Final Challenge: The final floor They ambush the disorganized Pyke resistance (which included a tank) and make their way through the absolute chaos before finding the Pyke Capo. They execute her in a classic gunline, steal her stuff and get away before Corporate Security can tie anything to them."}
+{"text":"I needed a tower raid for my act one boss. Stolen almost entirely."}
+{"text":"Budget version at R Lmao."}
+{"text":"Like anon said, it might be just in case the RR version gets hit because it goes +1 for free and is very searchable while being required for these decks to function"}
+{"text":"I've been having a very hard time finding wallpapers, specifically phone wallpapers of vanguard that aren't just characters from the anime. Been trimming trying to find one of Barv for one. Among others"}
+{"text":"Hmmmmm, obviously a Fantome but based off who exactly? Nao doesn't even have a sister did the mist actually create a brand new person from nothing? Very well could be. Blang got a lot more support than the anime made it look"}
+{"text":"I don't mind it that much, some of the guys I know are losing their minds over this but the draw in case of whiff is a relatively small upside if you want to poorfag a Fantome deck. I'd prefer this to just having a RR version like the Masque situation."}
+{"text":"Magic and pokemon won"}
+{"text":"Magic is fucking dead what are you talking about."}
+{"text":"pokemon was popular when i was a wee lad"}
+{"text":"Scalpers won. The only popular card games have speculation on pieces of cardboard. Id say only 1 in 10 actually plays the card game they buy now."}
+{"text":"This. Magic and Pokemon is entirely just a cardboard stock market where the card game imaginary and the card value is made up."}
+{"text":"Pokemon is barely even 1 in 1000 and they don’t pretend otherwise."}
+{"text":"Did you know that in 1999 Dan Abnett did a comic that was basically a wholesale rip-off of 40k except the main character was this vampire lady that he had all the other characters constantly talk about how sexy she was. It had a feudal space Catholic empire that oppressed mutants, and even had elite warriors with implanted organs and cybernetics using weapons called bolters. Later Dan Abnett had the MC tame a bolter warrior with her vampire pussy."}
+{"text":"Oh man I had completely forgotten Glimmer Rats. Yeah, that was just IG dudes going into the Warp right?"}
+{"text":"Wait, Glimmer Rats was Gordon Rennie not Dan Abnett."}
+{"text":"His Moriarty/Moran short stories are my favourite Holmes fiction Didn't know he did any Holmes stories! Thanks, anon, I'll check them out!"}
+{"text":"either you are fucking retarded, or simply baiting. Either way, I wish you a very unpleasant retrograde ejaculation"}
+{"text":"Abnett also wrote some Judge Dredd comics for AD2000 that were very obviously just 40k stories with some names changed (40k and Dredd already share a lot of DNA, but when you go from the normal Dredd plotlines to not!Space Marines fighting rebellious colonists in space it's pretty obvious the whole thing started as a rejected 40k comic plot)."}
+{"text":"What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time"}
+{"text":"It’s interesting how rape is seen as edgier than murder. Must have something to do with the humiliation factor."}
+{"text":"there's no reason to believe either of those wasn't Homelander though"}
+{"text":"muh racist magic armors muh bad simulationist rules for rape not really"}
+{"text":"It wasn't always the case. Rape literally just means theft, which should tell you exactly what it used to be seem as. It's probably just because of misandrist feminism: statistically speaking, murder is a crime against men, rape is a crime against women."}
+{"text":"*seen as"}
+{"text":"Eh, I can understand why they don't want to dip their toes into current day conspiracy bullshit, it seems a lot less fuckin' fun than it did in the early days There's been a bunch of antivaxx scenarios in the shotgun contest the last few years, and you aren't wrong, they are mostly depressing and not fun or pulpy at all. maybe relate it to your favorite deity who knows Yeah put Nyarlathotep as the scooby doo villain of yet another scenario, great idea."}
+{"text":"future/perfect is a really good vertical slice of Detwiller \"I see you have tried to interact with the scenario, have some instadeath.\""}
+{"text":"Can someone please confirm if I understand the Call of Cthulhu 7e rules for Full Auto fire correctly? Investigator has a uses a 1D10+2 damage Tommy gun with a 50-bullet drum barrel. Has a Firearms (SMG) skill of 75% so they fire 7 bullets per volley. Apparently you can fire as many volleys as you want as long as the weapon has ammo. 1st volley: Rolls attack. Hits, so half the bullets hit (rounded down) dealing 3D10+6 damage. Remaining bullets: 43 2nd volley: Rolls attack with a penalty die. Hits and deals 3D10+6 damage again. Remaining bullets: 36 3rd volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice. Misses this time, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 29 4th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring a hard success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 15 5th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring an extreme success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 8 6th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring a critical success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 1 The player cannot fire any more volleys because it has become impossible to hit, so they end their turn. Is this correct? Aside from the facts that armor is applied to each damage roll separately, and if the Investigator wants to switch targets between volleys they have to pay 1 bullet/yard in wasted ammo. Also, obviously they'd probably stop firing after the second/third volley because the chance to hit just becomes abysmal."}
+{"text":"But what IS an example of the standard KiY scenario all the rest are based on? Pls Respond"}
+{"text":"Bit of an out there question, can anyone think of an interesting way to build a tramway, or at least tramway heavy, chase sequence in Call of Cthulhu. It's an idea I came up with during our last session and I can't help but feel it could be really fun if done well."}
+{"text":"We're all mongoloids here."}
+{"text":"Guardian angel Is obviously the choice. Pretend not to notice and you get to dom god for as long as you wish to Mystery box Not related by blood Ruins the whole idea really"}
+{"text":"This is /cyoag/'s endgame."}
+{"text":"Ruins the whole idea really Yep, I want super temporal powers, damn it."}
+{"text":"I like that fighters are mostly untied to big things. It's nice to have someone like that in the party just for variety"}
+{"text":"Is your experience with TTRPGs more broad, or deep? Have you played a variety of systems, or mostly focused on a single one? I'm interested in what modern /tg/ looks like in this regard. What year did you first play a TTRPG? For the purposes of this thread, we're not counting solo RPGs or one/two page games. In no particular order, list which TTRPGs you have played at least one campaign in, indicating editions if you think it matters. If you GM'd that system, put an asterisk next to it."}
+{"text":"Is your experience with TTRPGs more broad, or deep Most of my games are set in prohibition-era noir, where I invariably go deep in a broad."}
+{"text":"All the D&Ds and oWoDs (including Mind's Eye). Lots of the West End games, including a Star Wars game that's prolly the longest-running campaign I ever played. Lots of Palladium, particularly Rifts. Lots of Talislanta and Earthdawn. Amber diceless and LOGAS. A variety of old superhero games like Marvel and TMNT. Many the gurps. Without Number series. A variety of other retclones. Star Trek Adventures and the Alien RPG semi-recently. Hell, I dunno what else. I'm old and been doing this a long time. I've run pretty much all of them, too. What's the topic, though? Are we all just making mindless lists? The depth of my experience are AD&D 2e, oWoD and VtM. The breadth is mostly 90s games that no one remembers."}
+{"text":"The problem with these threads is that only people who have played more than one game post in them. All the people who have only played D&D5e (aka the vast majority or roleplaying gamers) don't bother posting. That said, All ediitons of D&D Pathfinder 2e ACKS Shadowrun 5e Vampire the masquerade 4e Log Horizon RPG Fragged Empire RPG Star Wars Saga Star Wars FFG Mercenary Air Squadron Genesys Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I forgot the asterisk, just add one next to everything except D&D5e, which I was only a player"}
+{"text":"It's interesting to see what games everyone has played and what games are fairly unique. My theory is that those who tend to be players play what they know, while those willing to GM are A. More willing to try new systems B. More likely to be able to form a group to try those novel systems."}
+{"text":"When it comes to generic game systems, where do you stand in terms of your preferences on the spectrum between \"provide detailed simulation rules for every conceivable scenario in every conceivable setting\" (e.g. GURPS, BRP) and \"provide rules abstract enough to be equally applicable to every conceivable scenario in every conceivable setting\" (e.g. Fate, Cortex)?"}
+{"text":"I don't know about Cortex, but I'd actually argue fate isn't about providing abstraction as to be applicable, it's about providing a specific kind of gameplay loop. The central mechanic in fate is the fate point economy, so a game is going to fall into the groove of \"PCs get fucked over early on either by circumstances or their own issues, then rise above it and overcome challenges.\" Savage Worlds is a similar thing, it's a generic but it's mechanics are all going to lead to a gameplay loop of door kicking action movie shenanigans."}
+{"text":"I really like a mid-weight sim universal. Unisystem, some varieties of D6, both great. Some narrative-y features (hero points, etc.) are nice, but may not suit the specific game. I didn't like Fate, but I really enjoyed Cortex (though it didn't have staying power: you need to be done within 10 sessions IMO)."}
+{"text":"I'm biased towards simulationism in general (so GURPS and BRP) but to be fair the deal breaker for me is lack of (rules) completeness. If i'm investing in a rulesystem it has to cover (or work arpund in a satisfactory and efficient way) all sorts of scenarios in a well rounded manner, otherwise it would defeat the purpose of a universal system per se. That said, to better illustrate my biases, in terms of system preference that i tested, my tastes, top down, are GURPS -> BRP -> SWADE -> FATE."}
+{"text":"Well, GURPS provides \"detailed simulation\" for many things, but that doesn't mean you have to use all that detail to get reasonable results so GURPS does light rules about as well as autistic detail desu. What I wouldn't use it for is cinematic action, for which I think Fudge is better. Maybe because it's even more customizable."}
+{"text":"GURPS is great but good luck finding anyone to play it with. I played FATE once at a convention and really liked it, bought the rulebook, but then thought 'What the hell is this?' when it started talking about things like the party agreeing on who the baddie is and the direction of the story, along with other nonsense, it felt like I'd played two different games."}
+{"text":"Let's try it again edition Previous thread: What is /awg/? A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames. The  thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games. This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures. Examples of games that qualify. A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings, Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix, Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone, Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"GM literally makes the virile giant barbarians live on a yuge fuggen benis magical realm shit"}
+{"text":"/40k/ I have sold old plastic cadians I want to mix up with stargrave scavenger stuff like the arms and rifles but managed to not find any of the sort as images online. Are the stargrave two handed rifle arms just not compatible with the previous (before current cadians) cadian torsos?"}
+{"text":"RIP in peace. Maybe someone has bought their molds and the little lads will be up for sale again elsewhere?"}
+{"text":"Its in the share thread if you know how to find it. Haven't checked it out yet, there was another anon recently who gave a breakdown of gameplay a bit back."}
+{"text":"No. In OD&D, the chance and level of spells available is simply determined by the dragon type and the dragon's Hit Dice do not affect this (e.g. a blue dragon has a 70% chance of being able to speak and those speaking dragons have a 15% chance of being able to use spells from the 1st and 2nd level). The golden dragon's description implies that dragons gain one spell per age category, but the description is arguably phrased as an exception and it may be that other dragons were not intended to operate on the same principle. Level equivalent for purposes of duration etc. is not specified. In AD&D, the rules are substantially the same; HD are still irrelevant, but spell acquisition by age category is more clearly detailed. \"Caster level\" of cast spells remains unspecified, but the natural assumption from looking at the rest of the system is that it must be driven by age rather than HD, which would make the youngest dragon's spells as powerful as the oldest's in terms of range and damage. In Moldvay Basic, talking dragons automatically cast spells, doing away with one roll; their spell access also does not vary per age category, to make things easier for the referee, no doubt. Effective level for spell purposes is again unspecified. Kek, it's just showing the 3D-embossed version of the shape and you apparently got a dud. It's the first image, though; second shape like Anon suggested."}
+{"text":"That makes sense, thank you. Especially when looking at an Ancient Red Dragon in AD&D being able to cast two 4th level spells just like a level 8 MU."}
+{"text":"What I do in practice is: I look up the spells that the dragon can cast, and assign the dragon the MU level that best matches those spells. It's usually not a perfect match, but it's close enough that it's usually unequivocal. Captcha Ah! I see now, the shape's inside colour and the background colour were the same, so it's only showing the shades."}
+{"text":"What I do in practice is: I look up the spells that the dragon can cast, and assign the dragon the MU level that best matches those spells. It's usually not a perfect match, but it's close enough that it's usually unequivocal. Yes, this is what I do too, but I didn't want to muddle the issue with Anon's actual question so I left it out and confined myself to what the rules actually say."}
+{"text":"Borderline. I think if you're uncovering a map it still sort of works but misses out on the uncertainty of your own efforts in exploration. Also could make secret rooms more obvious depending on how you're doing it."}
+{"text":"Should clerics have to take a vow of chastity?"}
+{"text":"source? I'm curious"}
+{"text":"posted 27 fucking times not able to even pretend to be actually interested in TTRPGs a single time"}
+{"text":"50 minutes later, puckeefag 18 minutes later, puckeefag 25 minutes later, puckeefag I'm noticing a pattern."}
+{"text":"Shrimply hide the posts you don't like."}
+{"text":"No one needed to know that you like buttfucking male clerics, anon."}
+{"text":"NEET / work part-time for years run multiple games and constantly have ideas for new ones become full-time wagie rapidly lose energy and enthusiasm for running games turn 30, become NEET again think that I will recover my creative drive 4 months in and I still feel like it's empty inside my mind It's like I was born with a set amount of soulful creative energy and I used it all up. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm going back to school and the local game store will actually pay you to be a DM, so I was thinking of running an open-table west marches game there but I just don't have energy or creativity to do that. I'm already running a couple of campaigns but only maybe once a month. Is this how it's gonna be for the rest of my life? How do I break out of this?"}
+{"text":"Paying a guy minimum wage to be a DM attracts people to the store who knows there'll always be a competent DM there. Getting people into your store is how you make sales"}
+{"text":"My experience with paying RPGs in stores is being treated like shit by staff because the margins they make on you are so low they'd rather not have you there, the Magic and Warhammer players are the ones they want. So it seems weird to me that they'd be paying someone to run RPGs there when they're making so little out of them to begin with."}
+{"text":"Maybe they (the store owners) are naive"}
+{"text":"You get older and your body slows down. After your 20s, the hormones that gaveyou that drive since you were a teenager are sputtering out and your brain is changing. It all becomes work, OP. Pick one thing at a time to focus on. Maybe it's your job for a while. Or your schooling. Or keeping your house clean. Don't feel pressured to do XYZ all at the same time nor to \"be creative!\" It'll come back to you. Life is really long."}
+{"text":"I was a NEET for the past 3 months and lost a gf because of it. All to let my mind recover and maybe be able to recover some of my drive and energy. It helped a little bit not much. Today is my first day of classes and it fucking hurts knowing I sacrificed everything just to be a 30 year old loser in college again. My friends are definitely good players just off topic a lot but very creative. I've been reading again. Used to hike. Probably will more when it's warmer. I still DM games on a weekly basis. It just doesn't feel the same as before. Idk how they make money off of it all. Idk how they even stay open selling soda for 2 bucks a can. That's pure profit but it's also gotta be like 10 cans sold an hour just to pay for employees let alone rent."}
+{"text":"What do you even do in a ghost rpg?"}
+{"text":"She can fly, she can blowjob and she can open objects like zippers."}
+{"text":"this would be a nice transition from my Death Row Cuties campaign"}
+{"text":"This, at lest I get to play ghost politics."}
+{"text":"you've never played wraith lol"}
+{"text":"Sounds like it's not that good then."}
+{"text":"What do you think is more poplular? A roughly translated japanese game that is barely updated or two games who are constantly updated and which get feedback from the thread and the dicords. Yes you can play all the various systems in the OP but most of the time is just a couple of plays then you look form something more concrete. You often see people asking questions about the other games but they then realise that either they get no answer or that there isn't much to do"}
+{"text":"An all-female Imperial Guard regiment of single ladies and they are all looking for a boyfriend, unfortunately they keep getting assigned to warzones with no men. Led by their long sufferring (male) Colonel Commissar"}
+{"text":"He has a girlfriend already"}
+{"text":"I'm unconvinced by Solar Auxilia. Big artillery but I missed where's the cognis signum? And it's S5 if it moves but S10 if it stands still...just what was wrong with S8? I can understand how guns can shoot more, but not harder. I suppose the Russes do so much if the heavy lifting. Wish the damn things could take sponsons."}
+{"text":"agree, the beam rule was so fucking fun. Its why i run the felblade instead its just more comfy to run."}
+{"text":"artillery command squads reduce scatter by BS value if the squad is within 18\" of the artillery thats shooting"}
+{"text":"That's nice, but they don't grant LoS like cognis signums do. Perhaps it's for the better. Wouldn't want S10 artillery to be too accurate without either paying for an allied marine specialist or risking actually LoS. I do repeat my confusion at a gun shooting stronger when it stands still though. Maybe it's a successive salvo? A double-load shot of sorts"}
+{"text":"1. Read the Liber, retard 2. Choose the cohort doctrine that lets them move 4\" while counting as stationary 3. Move units up to establish LoS for barrage"}
+{"text":"We should have a chudhammer 40k where we ignore everything after 5th edition"}
+{"text":"subordination of the individual to a pack of self appointed thieves is the core of leftist ideology I know. All that is needed is that they change masters and everything will be a okay. The governments job is not interfere with peoples private lives Liberalism is long dead, you're just rummaging around its rotten entrails."}
+{"text":"This is the dumbest post I've read all week."}
+{"text":"government must protect the ethnic group government must not interfere with people's private lives a million individuals import a million individual negroid spouses and breed with them in the privacy of their own homes wat gobernment do?"}
+{"text":"5th edition is still nuhammer, 3rd edition is the acceptable one"}
+{"text":"Those who hate “chuds” should make their own fan made and constantly updated warhammer 40k wargaming rules as downloadable pdfs. After all the ones who hate chuds so much keep saying chuds create nothing so why not properly show that their side actually makes things?"}
+{"text":"How do you design a functional and realistic social network for a court intrigue campaign?"}
+{"text":"A friend had way too many players wanting to get in a game so he decided to do a court thing. All the PCs had important positions and personal agendas. The real kicker was that only the GM knew what everybody actually wanted, so there was a very cool sense of actual paranoia. In the end, my character and his brother ended up simultaneously poisoning each other at a feast due to an argument over succession rights. Turns out we had come up with the exact same plot and thought it was too smart for anyone to figure out"}
+{"text":"Nice!"}
+{"text":"You fisrt need to play traditional games."}
+{"text":"I've played plenty. Now what?"}
+{"text":"Based uhh... *checks notes* Based Games Workshop?!"}
+{"text":"straight to fantasizing about queers Personal problem, Mister Daddy issues. Politically, I don't think it's a strongly partisan issue, it's a strongly personal issue for Trump. Some sort of bailout is reasonably likely no matter what government we have, but a Trump bailout will cost us more and preserve more bad operators, because if you give the man a few million dollars, you're his friend."}
+{"text":"I've never heard it was a *bad* company to work for Most retail employees would disagree with you, and the rules writers aren't even allowed to put their names on their work anymore so take that as you will."}
+{"text":"The whole tech right fad was so interesting because traditionally, the GOP represented old money via land ownership(mining, oil, ranching, farming etc) while the Dems represented new money through high finance, emerging industries like green energy, Silicon Valley, etc. At first I thought it was just punishment for the Dems appointing Lina Khan but now I think there's something deeper afoot. That techfags legit think they should directly rule and they'll either leave the sinking ship or just totally rebrand the GOP in their image. Since of course they don't care about 90% of the shit normie Republicans do like abortion etc."}
+{"text":"If anything it's the layers of management that could stand to be replaced by AI. Do you actually want to take orders from Chat fucking GPT?"}
+{"text":"You're the one making the choice to spend your time here."}
+{"text":"I know /tg/ had a pretty active Space Station 13 community way back in the days of yore, and now that the open-source modernized Space Station 14 is coming along nicely i was wondering if there is a SS14 /tg/ community kicking around. It would be fun to get stuck in with the old robust grey tide crowd again. Otherwise, general Space station 13/14 thread i guess."}
+{"text":"And last bump. If you're looking for me, you will find me among the stars, that is where you'll find me, up in the sky, on the Space Station 13."}
+{"text":"one day you'll get older and realize being an oldfag is embarrassing and not impressive"}
+{"text":"Imagine having a hobby. Couldn't be me."}
+{"text":"Is there a reason we have so few games with a Gothic or Victorian inspired setting but a trillion rehashes of medieval fantasy, science-fiction or some eastern setting with katanas?"}
+{"text":"Would that I had his luck."}
+{"text":"No, but the victorian aesthetics existed in the United States at the same time as cowboys. It's hard for people to conceptualize, but the Victorian era spanned from 1837-1901. For instance, the beginning of the Oregon Trails times started in the 1840s and was heavily spurred on by the gold rush. The cowboy era was post civil war (1865) to 1880s/90s. A lot of victorian styles homes were built out West, but in the cities. People have a hard time conceptualizing that rural areas in the past were a lot different than they are now. It was harder to get to them and people still traveled slower. Much slower than today. Information as well. The settings and aesthetics are so different that it's hard to imagine them happening at the same time. Looking up inventions and first usages is interesting. The first car (motorized carriage) was 1885/1886."}
+{"text":"CTRL+F: \"bloodborne\" 0 results ??? hello?"}
+{"text":"The problem with applying the term \"Victorian\" outside of the UK as anything other than a shorthand for the latter 3/4s of the 19th century is that sociocultural and geopolitical contexts are very different. For the British Empire it's more or less one unified era whereas for the USA you're covering Manifest Destiny, the Civil War and Reconstruction, the Gilded Age, and parts of the Progressive era."}
+{"text":"You might have a point if there was a Bloodborne TTRPG, but there isnt"}
+{"text":"While the new cover looks nice, I must admit I am fonder of the original cover. It felt like a dusty told time you'd find in an abbey library. If the game is becomes a huge hit, maybe you could make the old a collector's edition version."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"here's a new idea I had"}
+{"text":"I've been developing a trpg system+setting for the past eight plus years, I have the core rules fully completed at this point and over 365 pieces of mostly black and white hand drawn art, from full page pieces to doodles to fill margins. My plan is to essentially release the rules for free/paywhatuwant, then release monthly 'setting zine' style products for a low price (couple quid/dollarydoos). It's a sword and sorcery setting in a transitional late bronze age style period, the game is essentially an OSR-adjacent take on D&D. A heartbreaker. It's a heartbreaker, of course it is. I will follow this plan probably until I die or suffer some kind of spiritual breakdown and cannot continue."}
+{"text":"Post rules"}
+{"text":"Looks too breedable. Your honor, I invoke the \"literally built for sex\" clause"}
+{"text":"But this is a blue board!"}
+{"text":"I used Clip Studio, and a Cintiq 13HD drawpad. (though its really starting to show its age,)"}
+{"text":"I thought princesses came from a mommy Queen and a daddy King loving each other very much"}
+{"text":"How do I come up with cool character handles?"}
+{"text":"google for name generators"}
+{"text":"Use alliteration/rhyme schemes? I made a dude called Felix \"flickfist\" Felter. He was a real chrome junky. He had a robot hand that he could fire as a projectile/thrown weapon."}
+{"text":"This is something chatgpt is actually useful for."}
+{"text":"It's a hard skill to explain from a storytelling perspective. A good handle should be one that the local edgerunning community recognizes you for (at least until your fame goes viral) so one of your premier skills or something memorable from your first big break job (for better or for worse). Players who want to select their handle may not like this (but then again CPR seems to indicate the players start off seasoned so their handle of choice could be a part of their backstory). Now the real question is: matching handles for a crew? Preem or gonk? Having a theme could be fun but basing your rep off something as fleeting as an edgerunning crew could be disastrous. And I wonder if fixer might worry your crew has more loyalty to each other than to their gig and their eddies."}
+{"text":"Just fucking release a box of like 20 MK7 helmets. They are clearly making them."}
+{"text":"The MARS 4 is perfectly acceptable and less than $150. A curing and wash station is recommended and will run you between $70 and $150, depending on how simple you want it to be to use, and the resin is $20-30 per kilogram, which goes a long damn way when making minis."}
+{"text":"Who makes the best looking mk7 heads? Tortuga bay?"}
+{"text":"Thank you. I know is still a hobby on itself and I dont have that much time any more, so I dont know if maybe it is worth it to go for some features that save time. I have been told that nowadays lots of stuff are done just by pressing a button that befor you have to adjust, check, correct etc."}
+{"text":"Female space marine chapter or the caterpillar gets it"}
+{"text":"Change for change sake rarely works for the better. It rarely does, but managers need to make their mark to appease the board that something is being done. They subsequently can tell the shareholders that there will be exorbitant amounts of extra growth, while ignoring the customers complaints. It's all a scam."}
+{"text":"RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters! Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about: RIFTS(tm) Heroes Unlimited Palladium Fantasy Beyond the Supernatural Dead Reign Robotech (lol) TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb Splicers Nightbane Savage Rifts Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Here is male Rogue Scholar"}
+{"text":"Here is the female ver. I've played the OCC. The girl from Ghost World or Velma would totally main it, no subclassing."}
+{"text":"City Rat low level."}
+{"text":"City rat high level. He just decided to get the arm replaced, figuring that he kills more people with that arm than he has wiped his ass, anyway."}
+{"text":"TWs traditionally wear bomber jackets & have death ray guns & other \"mad science\" themed magic gear."}
+{"text":"Whichever one(s) is (are) closest to you on that list. Support 'em. Salute and Partizan have always been big names although I've never managed to get to them. Joy of 6 is meant to be fun but you sound more into small-unit level, which 6mm is very definitely not (unless you're doing a travel set!). God that's made me realise how long life has taken me out of the loop though. No Sheffield Triples, no Derby World's... Wholehearted agreement on the b&b's."}
+{"text":"So I tend to run high-powered games with lots of homebrew and shenanigans going on in PF1e/D&D3.5e/d20 systems/etc. and I've used plenty of optional rulesets and such and tend to allow copious (some would even say insane) amounts of 3pp and alt content as long as I have a chance to review it first and it seems like it'd fit. Among other things I have used the Mythic rules for some of my games and overall I do find some of the content rather overboard even for my games. I have also granted players customized extras (that occasionally scale) before, once I called them \"atavisms\". I am trying to design an \"add-on\" system that's a bit more regular for my games instead of the random campaign specific stuff I've done for people. I'm just not entirely sure what to call this though and I was hoping you lot might have some interesting suggestions (barring making up my own word ofc). Thus far some name ideas include atavisms blessings boons awakenings (there is a 3pp system for these) gifts modifications/mods templates splats (WoD reference) sides (eating lol) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"trve"}
+{"text":"I've been considering some terms related to \"fate\" as well for this concept, haven't really settled on anything yet though. Nothing seems to feel right."}
+{"text":"Gimmick."}
+{"text":"boon. idk what's wrong with that"}
+{"text":"Troth"}
+{"text":"this is now a dark hair thread"}
+{"text":"People are even desperately cheating in lichess anon and you people think online chess is still a thing. LOL."}
+{"text":"dagger deals more damage than broadsword At what point do you decide enough is enough and you won't respect a game that won't respect historically accurate weapons?"}
+{"text":"although slightly more granular with 3~4 tiers of wounds Too much squeeze for my taste. fall back on classic HP tracks for giant robots and dungeons full of monsters Coward? Those things can be destroyed much the same, a robot or golem or zombie might not die from a sucking chest wound but breaking all their limbs and should render them a non-combatant under most circumstances."}
+{"text":"Coward No, it’s a different feeling of game that I want to feel. I don’t care about the simulation. There’s no reason to make all my games the same just because there’s only one reality I live in, one set of physics to simulate that players know."}
+{"text":"dagger deals more damage broadsword easier to hit with ask me how I know you're bad at fractions"}
+{"text":"a knife in your chest (doesnt specify somewhere fatal like the heart) just as deadly as a sword to the top of your skull (\"hacked\" implies an embedded downward swing)"}
+{"text":"Anon longswords are the sawed-off shotgun of the sword world. Just because you can technically use it with one hand doesnt mean you should."}
+{"text":"Black Legion no longer hard into Chaos worship, Abaddon sees himself as not a slave and is disdainful of the religious Iron Warriors see relying on the Dark Gods as a weakness Night Lords are edgy atheists Emperor's Children don't care about Slaanesh specifically really, are just concerned with pleasuring themselves and being freaky. Fabius actively hates Chaos Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can Alpha Legion retconned to basically never having been religious at all World Eaters are crazy and barely verbal anymore Red Corsairs see relying on Dark Gods as weak and now have a whole cadre of troops that are \"free\" of Chaos influence Only Word Bearers and Death Guard seem to actually venerate the Chaos Gods Why are so few CSM actually religious anymore? Back in the day even your average Alpha Legion boy would be all FOR THE DARK GODS"}
+{"text":"Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can This is in fact fully practicing following Tzeentch in the most faithful manor."}
+{"text":"Abaddon says he's in fact not a slave to the gods then does everything in his power to enhance their hold on the galaxy and empower them in any way he can and has the ultimate goal of killing the one guy in the setting who actually poses a threat to them. Anyone can see the writing on the wall there."}
+{"text":"Night Lords basically didn't change how they operate after falling to chaos. They went from a bunch of crazed murderers who skin babies to a bunch of crazed murderers who skin babies and now have some funny mutations sometimes."}
+{"text":"playing 40k Cuck mentality."}
+{"text":"being turned into a gibbering mass of tortured flesh is good actually"}
+{"text":"Alter Self. Change Appearance. You transform your appearance. You decide what you look like, including your height, weight, facial features, sound of your voice, hair length, coloration, and distinguishing characteristics, if any. You can make yourself appear as a member of another race, though none of your statistics change. You also can't appear as a creature of a different size than you, and your basic shape stays the same; if you're bipedal, you can't use this spell to become quadrupedal, for instance. At any time for the duration of the spell, you can use your action to change your appearance in this way again. You decide what you look like Reminder that studies show that one in three people have at least occasional curiosity about being the opposite gender for a while and two out of three people are disappointed with their body, meaning DnD spellcasters would be freaky as fuck with switching up gender or physical attributes when they don't have to use their spellslots for combat or other dungeon crawling activities. It's not outright stated but the norm is that any spell cast on the same place or person for a year becomes permanent This means there's a small chance that any female spellcaster you meet might be a futanari"}
+{"text":"I'm fairly sure (you) aren't even the anon I responded to. and if you are. Haha, mad cuz small dick"}
+{"text":"So thats why they live in isolated towers. Not to study magic, but to masturbate in peace."}
+{"text":"least amount of gay you can have It's like \"the normal amount of rape\". The least amount of gay I can have is zero."}
+{"text":"would be a better place for a retarded storyfag like you who doesn't understand that roleplaying doesn't necessarily mean role adopting."}
+{"text":"which is more than OP could ever hope to be. I cast Polymorph Self, followed by Permanency. I CAN be a woman, anon."}
+{"text":"When we're talking about rules to emulate anime-style giant robot sword fights: Do you guys think Feints are a worthwhile mechanic to have in a mecha game? And should there be a difference between a Block and a Parry?"}
+{"text":"Think that's slightly less important, unless it's a big part of the game."}
+{"text":"You can design a system around them, it's all about what serves the experience you want to design. For example, let's say you base the rules on something simple like on rock paper scissors: rock could be stab/block, paper could be slash/feint, scissors could be riposte/parry. If you need to invent a mechanic for the name, then probably less necessary. Mechanics first, then fluff."}
+{"text":"I've always been a little confused about the difference between Blocking and Parrying. The definitions seem to vary depending on whether the subject is hand-to-hand, swordmanship, if you've got a shield, etc etc etc. I do think, though, that having more options is usually good. Tactically interesting, y'know?"}
+{"text":"blocking means stopping the attack in its tracks while parrying means deflecting or redirecting your enemy attack. Blocking is easier but Parrying might make your opponent off guard"}
+{"text":"hahahahahhahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH"}
+{"text":"still show up occasionally in novels and Codex blurbs. Nope only outside of two novels we never seen actual Chaos Eldar"}
+{"text":"I'm kinda starting to hate myself. Now that the initial disgust that the unnecessary change was made for reasons that have nothing to do with the actual setting and the indignance over being accused by assholes of being a Chud(when in reality I am an Enlightened Soft-Left Dad) for feeling that way have both begun to fade... ...I kinda like the models. Would I prefer they weren't 50% female? Yes. Would I prefer GW wasn't run by performative faggots? Sure. But as someone who first enjoyed the Custodes as the artworks in Visions the actual details of the models are much more appealing than the existing ones and the proportions are strictly better. I won't stoop to actually buying them from GW - some tourneyshitter will inevitably buy a bunch and end up selling them off cheap the moment a balance update makes them marginally less effective - but it's kinda hard to stay mad about it when you legitimately aren't motivated by soggy knees."}
+{"text":"Could they instead motivate you with a soggy biscuit?"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Thread #001 Hardwired Edition Welcome to /srvrz/ where you can rp your MTA (specifically Technocracy) character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread Brief rules Threads are M20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you all OOC discussion should be spoilered this thread is for Technocracy characters only, no Traditions or other splats please this SRVRZ can be accessed through mundane means or via the Digital Web THREAD QUESTION How did your latest encounter with a Reality Deviant go?"}
+{"text":"Considering my latest assignment is tard wraggling bunch of Trads, shitty but manageable. You would be surprised how eager they are to please when you pay them with legal money that will not get them into any trouble."}
+{"text":"How did your latest encounter with a Reality Deviant go? I spent months perfecting the perfect super-shark to do something about those damn rokea. Before I can deploy, I get word from Control that I need to let It-X put a frikkin' laser in its head. This resulted in some unforeseen cognitive interference and well... let's just say that the cover-up guys in NWO are going to be working overtime for a bit."}
+{"text":"Didnt thi k this would be wherecurrent would take me. So this is what you techcraps do all day? Bitch about your 9 to 5s? I've been fishing for moonfish on glittering Luna this weekend & drinking beer."}
+{"text":"So I’m fucking asleep when we get an alarm for about, eh, half a second before power goes out. Full absolute electronics failure, and a few minutes later a goddamn Hitmark is bustin down our door shootin everyone. Well, cut a long story short it turns out it was some fuckin VE just droppin a keylogger in the chaos. And the chick is like 17! I’m only even on the mudball for a collaboration meet n greet convention even, dunno, honestly, just some mirrorshade inter organizational team building or somethin. You know that shit. Anyways, the suits always this easy to crack?"}
+{"text":"And why is it Lady Fortuna"}
+{"text":"It's your hag of a mother Memes aside I like Rhea of the Cöos from the dark tower"}
+{"text":"What game?"}
+{"text":"Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin"}
+{"text":"But only the bad ones."}
+{"text":"Are these AI or do you have a source?"}
+{"text":"nta but that's definitely AI. It closely matches the style you get from gans if you request visible brushstrokes."}
+{"text":"Around 100-ish gb, was all sorts of tabletop stuff ufff that's the size of my own trove. Sorry to hear that anon, but hard drives only last for so long. Guess I should start thinking of replacing mine"}
+{"text":"I thought so. A bit disappointing but thanks nonetheless."}
+{"text":"Back From The Dead Edition Previous Thread: The thread to talk about Super Heroes/Villains/Spies/Agents/Rogues be it in spandex or not. Popular Choices for Games: Mutants & Masterminds Currently the most played one, uses a d20 resolution for everything, has powers building and rules for tactical combat. Marvel TSR/ FASERIP Classic Supers game from the 80s, still has a lot of fans and various retro-clones. Uses a d100 with an universal resolution table to decide the degree of success, has random character generation and abstract rules for powers and combat. Masks (PbtA) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Generally the same as down here, just with larger scale collateral."}
+{"text":"I had the idea to have a villain who gives his villains cybernetic implants, especially ones that enhance their existing powers, in my supers setting as the main antagonist. What supers system does such implants/augmentations best and why? And what are some good examples of this kind of thing in existing supers setting besides Dispatch, or Doom/Doc Ock in Marvel? Also, what kinds of implants make sense for different kinds of powers without just directly copying the characters in picture related? For a speedster for example, I can see increasing their senses so they can better react to things at super-speed, for example, or an engine in their legs like in MHA, what are some other possibilities? What about enhancements for magic users, teleporters, and/or psychics?"}
+{"text":"What supers system does such implants/augmentations best and why? Depends, what do you want in your cybernetics? Do you want them to come with side effects like cyber psychosis or strain? If you want to convey the general idea of a cyborg or someone with artificial organs, I would go for a more story/narrative driven game, otherwise a crunchier game might add more detail and grit to your cyborgs. And what are some good examples of this kind of thing Closest thing that comes to mind is organizations like Hydra and AIM creating super soldiers and artificial life forms like Winter Soldier or MODOK. I'm sure there are better examples but none come to mind. what kinds of implants make sense for different kinds of powers Since you mentioned a speedster, maybe heart and lung cybernetics to increase raw stamina and VO2 maximum?"}
+{"text":"No, nothing like cyber-psychosis. Thanks for the advice though. Alright, thanks, if you can think of new examples please let me know. Thanks! If you don't have any ideas for the other powers, what about augments that might work for invisibility powers besides eye enhancements (especially if they have trouble seeing when invisible) or light or darkness powers like Raven, Cloak and Dagger from Marvel, etc.?"}
+{"text":"what about augments that might work for invisibility powers Maybe artificial skin with built in thermal camouflage to avoid infrared googles and the like. The super strong character could have an implant that stores up a portion of their kinetic energy as their vast strength is excreted, said energy can than be released in the form of a powerful blast, maybe the flying character gets a built in gyroscope and a navigation system to tell what altitude he is on, the electric manipulator gets Tesla coil implants to build up the charge better etc."}
+{"text":"Can I run this for people who have never read the books? How should I introduce the tone of the setting to them?"}
+{"text":"The problem with running a Discworld game is that it requires you to actually be funny. And actually being funny is hard."}
+{"text":"a legitimate point, like how the anglican-atheist opinions of the author influence the world and the tone, As lame as complaining that Narnia is influenced by the Christian views of C. S. Lewis"}
+{"text":"On the other hand, you only need to be funny for your friends, which lowers the bar quite a lot."}
+{"text":"...Additionally, this only occured to me the next morning, but the conceptual nature of Discworld plots feels like it would lend poorly to player agency. People complain that Prattchet's villains feel too pathetic by the end of a book, because they must be throughly coneptually defeated and shown to me childishly delusional, but with a GM and players, it might end up in a game of 'guess what I'm thinking'."}
+{"text":"It's the problem with most licensed settings. I'm not a professional Star Trek writer, and no matter how much work I put in I can rarely get that 'sparkle'; and honestly a contributing factor is that my players aren't professional Star Trek actors, and certainly aren't about to improvise the appropriately memorable dialogues and character moments that the wider audience remembers. Funnily enough, the one exception to this in my experience is Star Wars, though because that's essentially a pulp adventure (which RPG's are built on) it becomes much easier. Still tough to get players out of 24/7 'action mode', though."}
+{"text":"After playing both the original Shandalar and the 2016 update version I've come to the conclusion that magic was just more fun in 1995 when it was more loose and relaxed. The kinds of decks you go up against in the 2016 version are so much more ruthless about shutting down every play you make that the only way to compete is to be an even more obnoxious dickhead and make sure they never get a chance to do anything. Every victory was bitter and spiteful in a way that I never felt with the older simpler Magic cards."}
+{"text":"does this run on Windows 10"}
+{"text":"duels of the planeswalkers I remember when the original was coming out in 2012 and I thought it was going to be like Shandalar. What a waste of potential."}
+{"text":"magic was just more fun in 1995 \\ it was"}
+{"text":"And then playing the modern fan remake is even worse. It's fun playing a few rounds of magic... But then when you start seeing Eldrazi, Slivers, and Poison cards it reminds you of how completely unfun the game is in the first place."}
+{"text":"magic's simplicity is its blessing and its curse. obv a blessing for sales, foremost. the skeleton being so basic means you can put an infinite number of mechanics on it and reskin it as anything. it's now realizing its final destiny as the king of crossover games. kinda fuckin surprised it didn't happen sooner. the curse side is that TCGs with more robust rules followed hot on its heels, and once you've played those it's very hard to go back to mtg as anything but nostalgia or filler. ignorance is bliss. but they're cursed too in their own way."}
+{"text":"Any advice? They're all new to playing D&D as well as well so I'm hoping to fake it til I make it."}
+{"text":"I've lied to my friend group See, you might not have DM experience, but you've already figured out the fundamentals."}
+{"text":"You really can fake it til you make it.  is great advice. Most DMs suck because they didn't have their material ready in advance, and premade modules fix that real quick. LMoP is nice and simple, which is good because players complicate shit really fast. Just have the maps ready, the tokens in place, and all the monster sheets on hand, and you'll be better than a solid 90% of people who have ever DMed so long as you don't modify anything. Don't worry about it being too easy, as players love thinking they were good enough to make it easy and don't know anything about encounter design. Trust me, no one is going to question your experience when they're all too busy thinking about what the fuck their PC even is or what they can do. If anyone does actually question why something is the way it is, just say \"that's what's in the book\" and they will believe you 100% of the time. In short: Phandelver it up and just play everything straight. You got this OP."}
+{"text":"So how long should a boss fight take exactly? The last test took 80 minutes but that could be shaved down by not needing to reference rules as much In this case every turn a d4 determines how many more skeletons get summoned unless they realize the orb in his hand is the source of that annoyance and get it away from him"}
+{"text":"Fight time lengths are hard to predict, although more enemies, PC's having long lists of powers and players at the table all definitely compound time. How much time a player will take to talk/think/strategize on each new turn is a wildly variable thing own its own, especially for beginners. I would say a big fight like a boss fight takes the better part of an hour at minimum, and if you actually ONLY spent 40 minutes (from introducing, fighting and concluding that boss fight) that would be uncommon. Make sure you describe the Boss orb as glowing/sparking during the summoning as a hint! and if they don't catch on and start struggling, let them roll intelligence or something to put the pieces together."}
+{"text":"Read AD&D 1E DMG from cover to cover. You don't have to use it, but it is infinately more useful than whatever \"advice\" you will get from here or 5e dmg."}
+{"text":"How do Unicorns treat women who have only had sex within marriage, are they not pure for them? How about women who lost their virginity through rape?"}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"In the Middle east they recognise women have a sex drive a lot more than in the West. The thing is, that's comparatively modern. If you read older books (even by allegedly celibate monks, though they often have their own agenda) or can find transcripts of old (admittedly often drinking) songs, western women are rarely shy about what they want and how they enjoy it, sometimes more so than the men. The fear that their belly will swell and their \"loyal swain\" promptly fucks off also comes through, so some things haven't changed."}
+{"text":"Mordor doesn't count"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"Converting is as old as the hobby itself, so no, it isn't a crime."}
+{"text":"No. You should do what you want with them. But you might want to keep an eye on the value of some figures. Whilst there's no guarantee they'll continue to go up forever, thus far they have acted like a pension. They should certainly be painted though, no point in leaving them for the Lead rot or Tin Pest."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where to find a scan of the original Doom of the Eldar rulebook?"}
+{"text":"Is it a crime to convert oldhammer? It is a crime to cry over irreplaceable jewel-like objects of wonder instead of converting them, painting them, and playing with them."}
+{"text":"Why is there so much whinging about 'No Games' on this board? I understand that those who come here solely with the intention of discussing tropes and the like can be frustrating to deal with, but there seem to be some folks here who make it their mission to drop bursts of negativity in threads they should've known would enrage them. And even in these threads that hold more general discussion, I don't see how nearly all of them are not at least tangentially related to traditional gaming."}
+{"text":"This lump of retardation is good example of nogames. Anyone who plays tabletop games or even just has a understands of the hobby knows that gatekeeping is not something that can be done. When all you need to play something like D&D is the game books (PDFs) and at least one other person to play with you can't really stop someone from being a part of the hobby."}
+{"text":"This is exactly why puckee slop threads deserved to be shit on"}
+{"text":"homeless guy shits on the sidewalk \"hey that guys shitting on the sidewalk. that's bad.\" \"ZOMG you're like being so negative!\" \"LOL do you think you're a streetcleaner?!\" \"I LIKE the shit on the sidewalk actually! it's fun to talk about!\" you deserve the misfortunes in your life."}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"Rule 1: In order to become canonical each post has to pick up something that has already been established by someone else and build on it. Only in this way can something new be added. Rule 2: Keep it within reason and don't break the immersion for everyone else. Rule 3: Have fun. Starting with a rough premise to set the tone: Players are bug-headed-investigators collecting evidence of a vast, hidden control system that governs reality. Detective work involves getting high on insecticide, cut-up-techniques and orgon accumulation. The \"Mugwumps,\" the \"Reptiles,\" and the \"Grey Officers\" all represent control entities that feed on energy. Don't trust 'em. They are bureaucrats of a gnostic, alien order. Be aware of the insect archons! They are parasitic deities that can manifest as viruses (biological and linguistic), addictive substances or bureaucratic control. Create a detective and expose the hidden patterns of the manipulators!"}
+{"text":"Don't mind me. Just summing up some relevant aspects we've got so far. Overall Vibe Detective, noir, surreal, pulp, gnostic, schizo, lowlife, gonzo, beat generation Secrets, plots and conspiracy for players to uncover: People being processed into food and sold in supermarkets by a specific corporation Credit institution run by the grey stealing peoples time and converting it into cigars Aliens exist among us Shadows aren't fixed Players are bugs Parasitic archons exist The whole layers of reality thing"}
+{"text":"While it's true that OP sucking major dicks is always immersive, I don't think it really helps with the thread's proposal."}
+{"text":"This is all good and all, but we have to set up the common person in general. We are really painting a really psychodelic and layered backstory, but what about the average person that lives in this world? Is this our earth-like world? My take is that humanity, in general, is just like our humanity, with the expected morals and ethicsof western 20's-50's urban areas, but with the big difference in that they are starting to showcase small changes that they don't seem to care about or see as wrid, but the player and the other factions can clearly see, from antennas to facial features growing more and more faded. It should be a setting that used to be normal until all these gnostic parasites got their eyes on it and started fiddling with it despite not knowing any better themselves, all obssessed with understanding \"humanity\" but slowly eroding it with their own alien aspects, hence the weird push from the grey officers and the banks for \"time saving\" despite time for them being a completely different thing than time is for the average person. All the consciouness and trascedental aspects of the game is how these factions and entities actually interact with each other and try their best to perceive the human world that they are so interested in. Also the reason why we think we are bugs it's because originally we were agents of said control system of reality that, paradoxically, were also the same type of entity that would mess with reality, but ended up really tying themslves to the \"control\" aspect of their roles and ended up becoming being that want to keep the material/human world as intact as possible from the other factions/entities that are basically stomping all over reality with their attempts of interacting with it."}
+{"text":"the Reptiles This is what they look like."}
+{"text":"with the expected morals and ethics of western 20's-50's urban areas I also quite like the idea of extending the Roaring Twenties aesthetic into the Red Scare and McCarthyism phenomena, except instead of suspicion about Russians, it's about who is \"actually\" human. Could also be used by governments and ideological groups as an excuse to weed out and/or dispose of problematic individuals."}
+{"text":"Losing a hand while putting the phoenix together was the catalyst to me putting white construction paper all over the carpet in my craft room. I have an old yellow towel under my chair so I can move it without tearing up the \"floor\" and haven't lost shit since."}
+{"text":"Does the Goblin instakill you?"}
+{"text":"no but the Mind Goblin does"}
+{"text":"he just looks at you."}
+{"text":"why tho, it's ez"}
+{"text":"I need a new GOOD fantasy race to base a campaign region around."}
+{"text":"Isn't that basically the lineup for the Wizardry phone game?"}
+{"text":"What are some useful resources for creating races?"}
+{"text":"To answer that, I need to know a little more about you. Are you male or female?"}
+{"text":"So there are these girls with horse ears and tails who run really fast and are the reincarnated souls of famous race horses"}
+{"text":"animal people are always a solid go too my favorite are frog rabbit bug cat and dog are good but the fans of them make me not want to let them in my games desu."}
+{"text":"gameplay For Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem. fantasy settings They're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard \"no\" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. loadouts for fantasy If you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well."}
+{"text":"Yes. Horse pussy is always part of the equation, but you have to have a compelling narrative. I enjoy a smutty interlude as much as the next /d/egenerate, but I need the world to feel real."}
+{"text":"I admit, I wouldn't mind owning one of these"}
+{"text":"Man knows what this is all about alright"}
+{"text":"I want to start some sort of writing project, I think about it all day but I can't get myself to sit down and do it. As a result, the details are nebulous and I can't make up my mind about anything. I think it's because of unmedicated ADHD, do you guys have any suggestions aside from getting medicated (not an option)?"}
+{"text":"Decide that there will be a specific time on a specific day when you will do writing stuff. Develop some kind of ritual and habit, and do it every time before writing. Decide on what you will be writing today BEFORE the session starts. Write this down. It can be notes, a small list, or just some random ideas. You shouldn't have to think what you want to write before writing. Get rid of as many distractions as possible. Even if you manage to focus only for a couple of minutes, it's important to keep doing this. Ideally every day."}
+{"text":"At what point do you stop reading When I learn what it wants to say to me, and if that thing it wants to say is not what I want to listen to. I'm probably a monster but when I have a finite amount of time to kill and books to fill it, I'll start with a book on a page several chapters in and see what it does to grab my attention, if it doesn't I move on and the book I put down itself isn't spoiled for me in the least. Well before a midpoint a book should have something it's working towards, so this is why I start some chapters in, that momentum should have picked up already. If the direction is there and language keeps me in, I restart the book from page 1. Next I critique the hook. I hate a cheap hook. Sometimes I stop reading after I get to the hook, lamenting the value I saw, but at least I tried a little harder with it, or so I tell myself. If it's good, I'll attempt to get to the spot where I first started. If I 'make it' back to where I started I will typically keep reading until either I run out of time or the book ends. I ended up finishing books I did this with, largely because there was a premise I liked, but others really bait me hard like \"I who have never known men\" A crunchy premise is worth it's weight in gold even if your characters end up doing nothing with it. I can forgive a frustrating book like that when it's both intriguing to think about and slim enough to finish within a few hours. If you're talking about YOUR book.. give me a while to open your link, I have DND tonight but I'll give it a gander later. I'm fucking ruthless and full of weird advice so ymmv. Question for the thread.. What music do you listen to and how does it impact your writing?"}
+{"text":"Man, I can't listen to music at all when I'm writing. I'd be interested in your harsh critique of my white lily story and chronicler's stuff just to see what your critiques are like and I'd like to read something of yours if you're interested in posting."}
+{"text":"True..."}
+{"text":"I was diving in the archives and discovered this thing that /tg/ made a long time ago. Catgirls + an underwater world. It looks like the project withered away and everyone involved left this board ten or so years ago. So, how was it? Did it ever get off the ground?"}
+{"text":"I have never seen a good thing about 2d4chan or the people running."}
+{"text":"2d4chan is dead and filled with bots and the owner is a miserable little faggot. 1d6chan is active, bots get the boot fucking quick, and they got locked the loli page to keep pedos from fucking with it. What's wrong with it again?"}
+{"text":"Right, but the work those fa/tg/guys did was good at transmitting the vibe and aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Elaborate or continue to receive well-deserved mockery."}
+{"text":"I ran this using Mutant Future and some folks from a gamefinder. I had some extremely complicated excel sheets that built every square of a world for my players to explore. Only ran three sessions but we had fun. I checked but cannot find my old excel sheets. I think they're on my other computer. Maybe I'll dig 'em up. It was a 2d6 roller that'd give each square on the map either open ocean, deep sea, shallow sea, island, continent, ruins... some other things. Then it gave what flora and fauna, treasure, monsters, adventure hooks and possible tech could be located at each. Was fun. I kinda want to finish it up. But I doubt I will."}
+{"text":"Enemy mini boss attacks castle PCs are in to kill king Uses an aoe that kills all but one guard (rolled randomly in front of everyone) because it crit missed only him PCs and guard attack, guard rolls two critical hits off of no stats, to the point where I just use spear damage numbers for him because why not, and gets the final blow, and another crit miss saves his life, and he kills the boss one round before another aoe was clearly going to kill the player’s warlock Everyone is now obsessed with “Broguard,” a non-character, and wants to see more of him even though he said no dialogue, they’re leaving the castle and he has no conceivable reason to follow them, and his only actual stat is that he has 1 HP What do I do?"}
+{"text":"Maybe not a whole fief, but definitely upgrading him to a proper NPC would be the right call."}
+{"text":"That man is destined for a bright future in the kingdom, it doesn't mean he'll travel with the PCs. But they should definitely hear of his exploits. Perhaps he becomes Knight-Captain, and is given a parcel of land along with his new title. Or at least he is raised to Commander of the castle guard. Definitely give him a name. It doesn't have to be fancy, it shouldn't be actually. Perhaps he gives the party a very simple name, but if they meet again or overhear something about him a longer form of the name is used. Greg vs Gregorie, Rich vs Richard kinda thing."}
+{"text":"Sir Greg, Knight-Captain of the royal guard."}
+{"text":"a memorable story emerged from the game's mechanics this is somehow a bad thing As always, OP is a faggot."}
+{"text":"Make him a part of the kings royal guard as an NPC with some levels. No need to go crazy. Love these emergent storytelling scenarios though! It's why I love rolling dice."}
+{"text":"We have all experienced the coming and going so GMs, Players and games; and then left holding the bag too start all over again at Square One. If and when you have to start over from scratch how and where (online) would you start I'll look for groups and games? There has been numerous reasons that would force someone to start all over again be it scheduling, life, work, people changing."}
+{"text":"No thanks. In-person or bust. lucky you. Neither me nor my players couldn't be bothered to shell out hundreds monthly for tickets or thousands for gas inb4 \"just make friends irl retard\" no thanks, larping as human being exhausts me."}
+{"text":"Every loney person in existence especially in a hobby that requires to have friends in."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't. I'd stick to the vidya and board games."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's how bad this hobby is."}
+{"text":"I would stop looking for adverts and advertise myself."}
+{"text":"play a bracket with game changers wtf is that a game changer? rofl"}
+{"text":"AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE NOOOOO I LOST THE MOST UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE DECK AWARD"}
+{"text":"play gamechangers have a <10% wr regardless Couldnt be me!"}
+{"text":"I run multiple combos"}
+{"text":"i'm not quite sure what a cool strategy would be in your mind I like winning strategies, simple as"}
+{"text":"Nomodels schizophrenics and harassing quality modelers, name a more iconic duo."}
+{"text":"Someone struck a nerve lol"}
+{"text":"yoy"}
+{"text":"Mid modelposters getting left alone"}
+{"text":"What unchecked narcissism does to a motherfucker"}
+{"text":"Con/Health is a conceptually boring stat that should at the very least be looked at Don't play DND yeah I included health retard"}
+{"text":"I do think that STR and CON should be combined if DEX exists. Alternatively, DEX should be seperated in an offensive and defensive component (ie AGI). DEX does way to much while STR does almost nothing and is a dump for 99%of classes."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession."}
+{"text":"STR is a lot more important if the GM properly enforces encumbrance rules. Unfortunately 95% of groups totally ignore them since it requires a modicum of bookkeeping which the average theater kid is incapable of doing."}
+{"text":"Nah. Might is for close attacks and lifting. Agility is for ranged attacks and active defense. Toughness is for passive defense and recovery rolls. Might and Toughness affect max health, Agility affects Edge. All three are used in combat stunts, each may be used as baseline for at least one power, and each improves usage of different gear. They're all useful for any hero, and none is strictly better."}
+{"text":"\"dude dnd artificers are so cool cuz u can make some crazy stuff like this and bend the rules to ur will n stuff\" most crafting thatn isnt raw gets banned by the DM or just anything intresting or the meme that artificers can craft a gun. (unless they tell the DM irl how to do it)"}
+{"text":"unless they tell the dm irl how to do it You piss on charcoal and mix it with guano."}
+{"text":"The game's balance intends you to have all your attunement slots filled, even if it's uncommon level trash your Artificer can put together during a long rest."}
+{"text":"Artificer were never supposed to make guns. Guns in a magic setting are lame as shit, get a bandolier of wands like a real man. Artificer can do awesome crazy shit within the rules & any appeal to pushing the envelope outside the rules is stupid at best & counter productive at worse. Why butter your DM up to let you make some shitty revolver when you can make a spell trap weapon? Why jury rig some stupid overcomplicated string loaded contraption when you can just use a wand with a spell that ends the fight from the start? A mechsuit like iron man? How fucking quaint, I'm sorry I breifly turned my self into a tree to permanently hyperboost all my mental stats beyond anything in the Monster Manuel. Then I turn myself into a bio construct that doesn't need to eat or breath or shit while still looking 100% human. My skin is tougher than epic dragon hide with a simple monk's belt (which I made custom to be an implanted jewel, or inscribed as a tattoo or such so it can't be stolen. I've poured so much magic into my physical form I can slug Kord out by level 12. I can rip your mechsuit like tissue paper. I'm flying around in an Indestructible, invisible castle, not some hokey airship. Learn to be a real Artificer, not some wannabe magic greasemonkey"}
+{"text":"Its both really. You can do some truly degenerate shit in games with proper crafting systems entirely RAW. But you're correct that people having problems with op crafted shit in D&D is entirely a DM issue."}
+{"text":"No, guns are fine."}
+{"text":"It's pic related. Peter Jackson tried to copy Blix's swag for a good reason"}
+{"text":"It certainly proved norms have always had awful taste. Why watch some gay Tom Cruise fantasy movie when you can watch a cinematic masterpiece like Top Gun, the gayest movie ever made, also starring Tom Cruise."}
+{"text":"who gives a fuck about Tom Cruise they had Tim Curry as Satan"}
+{"text":"I've heard apparently Willow wasn't that popular either, at least in the u.s.? That really surprised me. Don't forget house \"elves\" that are essentially just the goblins that wizards and witches let sleep in the house and eat the table scraps. Looks to me like they're just a take on house brownies, down to the part of being \"freed\" by gifting clothes to them."}
+{"text":"Willow kinda sucked desu. Sue me."}
+{"text":"Should an elven wizard be more powerful on average than a human one? Explain your answer."}
+{"text":"Can you not see the arrogance on the elf wizards face?"}
+{"text":"This. Remove all !notHumans and half breeds. Better yet make it human only and have all magic be found in world instead of in their dna"}
+{"text":"lol? you mean the \"did i leave the oven on\" look?"}
+{"text":"you have autism"}
+{"text":"Nogaems post"}
+{"text":"this is considered one of the worst magic arts of all time why do traditional gamers have such shit taste?"}
+{"text":"Other way around. The art was giving to Garfield to use by his aunt, and he designed the card around the art. Four other cards were designed around the art in Alpha. Can you guess what they were?"}
+{"text":"Stasis is a literal masterpiece. It would be mediocre on its own but its use for this purpose elevates it to a masterpiece, it is by far the most artistically interesting magic card ever printed"}
+{"text":"The only thing I need to do for people here to say the opposite it's claim the art came out in the current year, and suddenly they just hate it with burning passion."}
+{"text":"traditional gamers are fat retards who know nothing about aesthetics beyond choosing the colour palette for their Warhammer army."}
+{"text":"I actually try really hard to utilize the color wheel properly while agonizing about color combinations and ideal tones. I am an average painter and I’ve found utilizing color theory can really elevate otherwise decent work."}
+{"text":"Have any of you ran your players through the Theater Kid Wood Chipper? How many of them tried to stick something in Acererak's mouth?"}
+{"text":"I always like seeing these kinds of threads. It invariably turns into a game of dogshit opinion vs dogshit opinion"}
+{"text":"Thank you, I see that sentiment as a go-ahead for my post. This is a genius module because on the one side people just like it for what it is (rapidly diminishing crowd) and on the other side it pioneered rage games by decades and is something to gawk at for people who posture that this thing is some sort of crime against humanity (and farm content off of it) so it stood the test of time by having a weird afterlife. Modules without merit typically get forgotten."}
+{"text":"famously, it stopped having adamantine doors after a party stole the doors, melted them down and left. fucking gypsies I tell you"}
+{"text":"If my goal is to make money, I take the valuable metal"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"What is a good tabletop RPG that is easy to run and prep for someone who is a new gm but has experience playing in games before?"}
+{"text":"The dungeon also forces you into prepping best habits. You put the room there. You should have set direction for the room. I'm not saying to write florid descriptions, but you need at least some set direction that says what's there, and how it can mechanically be interacted with. I agree that agendas provide the best framework for improvisation at the table.i just think that as a rule, improvised material is lower quality than prepared material, and you're doing your players a disservice if you don't write set direction where you can."}
+{"text":"This is an amazing starter RPG, as is anything within the \"End of the World\" system. Prep is easy too Gather friends to play \"There are zombies outside the house right now and trying to break in, what do you do?\" Fun part is if they manage to survive the initial outbreak there's whole sections to deal with long term campaigns."}
+{"text":"Let's just say I love white, anon. (I would assume, say, two experienced Paranoia players in the group can steer the group into the right mindset. But while Paranoia isn't complex, it definitely has a style that the GM should be conveying)."}
+{"text":"There's people on these boards that make it their mission to just neg people as much as possible. They're especially active in the main generals of each board."}
+{"text":"Traveller. When in doubt, roll a chart"}
+{"text":"Settings with inuits and eskimos, do they exist??"}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"I did a little bit of research on a few of the native Alaskan tribes for inspiration for one of my characters. Found the Athabaskan most interesting and I used their leatherworking for her coat's design."}
+{"text":"Seconding this. In the book for the official RPG, they even cite Algonquin, Inuit, and Anishinaabe origins for example names for characters from the Water Tribe. Members of the Foggy Swamp Tribe instead have names a little more in line with those found in the Earth Kingdom, but also with some Khmer examples."}
+{"text":"what's the best tabletop rpg if I want to make a campaign that's basically a shonen anime style tournament?"}
+{"text":"Tangentially related. How would you GM things like training? Would you RP the scenes or just do time skips and have the players describe what they went through to improve and learn new techniques?"}
+{"text":"BESM & fuck anyone who disagrees"}
+{"text":"Which edition?"}
+{"text":"has anyone actually played it, ever?"}
+{"text":"That's to suit taste & availability. I liked & played 2nd Edition but Ive heard their all the way up to 4th now so maybe give thata shot if it isn't retarded"}
+{"text":"How would you humanize enemy mooks even if the players have to put them down at the end of day? How do you make it so that players leaving piles of corpses in their wake is not a trivial matter?"}
+{"text":"None of this is remotely true."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't."}
+{"text":"You have to remember that you can't run session after session of having your players dig holes, build earthen ramparts, and march, dude."}
+{"text":"In a Zombie game, I added plenty of trinkets to the Zombies the players looted; Spare change, Loyalty cards, driver licenses, Sobriety coins, credit cards, post its. I also named them alphabetically, Albert, Brittany, Charles, Dani, Eve, Frank, ect. In a war setting, having \"Dear Johns\" letter in their pockets would be kinda sad."}
+{"text":"Try playing traditional games for once in your life."}
+{"text":"Post orcs Discuss orc gameplay and lore, post orc art, and tell orc stories DON'T POST (sexualized) FEMALE ORCS! Start your own coomer thread. This is for people who actually like these guys."}
+{"text":"DON'T POST (sexualized) FEMALE ORCS! So sexualized male orcs are okay? Fag."}
+{"text":"Don't sexualize the orc or else"}
+{"text":"But anon all male orcs are inherently sexualized."}
+{"text":"Some /tg/-related funny images and comics. YMMV."}
+{"text":"Please follow the response chain next time you load up an epic zinger, friend."}
+{"text":"I did , and that wasn't a zinger, that was me explaining the joke in  because it seemed like you needed it."}
+{"text":"I did That's a little worrying, since you seem to have completely misunderstood the conversation. Or maybe you just don't know Ciaphas Cain's deal, which is fair. He's like a Harry Flashman type set in the Warhammer universe. While widely acclaimed as being a bold hero, he is an inveterate coward who accidentally saves the day in the process of trying to weasel out of or outright flee his current circumstances."}
+{"text":"spoiler Yeah, I'll readily admit I'm a 40k secondary, my man, I only know bits and pieces and silly memes"}
+{"text":"That's kind of an exaggeration too. He's not the total selfless perfect hero he's made out to be in the Imperial propaganda but he's also not the spineless coward he thinks he is either, he's a genuine badass who more than anything just has a complex about not living up to the unrealistic expectations of what a hero is supposed to be. The stories are also all private memoirs written way after the fact (as much as 70+ years) and not accurate tellings of events, and they're notably being written after he wrote a glossed up propaganda version so there's a good chance he's overcompensating. Anyway, going back to the thing that started it, he shoots at the enemies in pretty much every encounter, unless doing so would be genuinely retarded and suicidal. He often claims it's just so he looks like he's doing something but that's open to a lot of interpretation."}
+{"text":"And I will not tolerate The forces of evil"}
+{"text":"I'm just a chair guy, I've always been a chair guy"}
+{"text":"Seeing what gnomes are like in Dungeonsoup's universe. I'm curious what he did to get them to bukkake his sword. They probably did it for shits and grins."}
+{"text":"Chair guy ruined Wormdahl's chance at impressing the Succubus, but he still brought him outta the basement. He's not so bad."}
+{"text":"whinging about nonsense Worse, it's a dude with a speech impediment whinging about how he didn't get special treatment."}
+{"text":"Any experiences with this? Any recommendations for it if you have played it?"}
+{"text":"what's the point in playing in the fallout setting if the owners of the setting want it all be identical wastelandslop and destroy every interesting location"}
+{"text":"Happy to have been of use anon. While we're on the topic, if you're into solo gaming, this year will see the release of Lone Wanderer, a solo rog ruleset developed along the same lines of the Star Trek Captains Log solo rpg. There's likely going to be a lot of tables and fun content in there, so maybe keep it on your radar."}
+{"text":"Is there even a good fallout tabletop or rpg, official or fan made..?"}
+{"text":"You sound like a tourist"}
+{"text":"Oh no, here comes the worthless secondary to defend the slop"}
+{"text":"local discord \"we need a gm! we playing d&d!\" join groupchat decide to run a one shot tell them the premise 3 days later nobody has sent anything tell them that if they dont all have their characters ready, i will not run the game gee i wonder why theres a gm shortage"}
+{"text":"This. When normies say they want D&D, it means they want to pretend they're a Critical Role cast member, and when they realize that your ideas conflict with their Critical Role fantasy, they decide that they don't care anymore. They want to imagine a fantasy version of the hobby, you want to expose them to reality. It's incompatible, and it's why you should ignore people asking you to run D&D. If they ask you to run \"something\" then they actually care about entering the hobby."}
+{"text":"Only if they're being used to introduce someone to the system, otherwise stop being fucking lazy especially if you're looking for a DM and not running it yourself."}
+{"text":"but my super hero with his epic kewl bAckstory must be played"}
+{"text":"tell them the premise I feel like this is important to know. What was the premise, op?"}
+{"text":"So the game starts on an island kingdom situated on a kidney stone floating in the bladder of a giant, surrounded by an ocean of thick, pungent, yellow-gold piss."}
+{"text":"Constantly bombarding the group chat with \"Hey, check out this brand new thing i bought! We need to play it!\" Someone else: \"Hey, we finished the last 3.5 campaign. How about we play that new thing you bought?\" TG: \"Eh, i really can't be bothered to learn it. Can we just play 3.5?\" Someone runs a short 3.5 campagin but it ends. Someone else: \"Hey, i learned that new thing you bought and i'd love to teach people and play a new campaign.\" That Guy: \"Ehh, i really can't be bothered to learn it, can someone just run 3.5?\" We play another short 3.5 campaign That Guy: \"HEY, I BOUGHT THIS BRAND NEW THING WE NEED TO PLAY IT.\" Short campaign ends Someone else: \"Hey i checked out that new, new thing you bought and i'd love to run it.\" That guy: \"Eh, i really can't be bothered to learn it. Can we just play 3.5?\" Everyone else at the table:"}
+{"text":"If only there was some way to play online..."}
+{"text":"I certainly wasn't prepared for that solution. I really want to know the train of logic there. Online play is not for everyone, which is fair."}
+{"text":"I really want to know the train of logic there. Think it's pretty obvious if you think about it purely from a selfish point of view. It's clear that guy was thinking that this would basically just mean the Demon Queen would immediately get over her husband's death and thus have no reason to be mad. The cosmic implications or how this affects anyone else didn't register to him one iota, only how he could get out of the situation he got himself stuck in IMMEDIATELY without giving an inch to either the DM or to the other players."}
+{"text":"Yeah it was pretty dumb of the GM to put something with that kind of power in the hands of a playoid."}
+{"text":"Thing is, that GM was a pretty cool guy and mostly played with pretty cool guys. He wasn't prepared to run head-first into retarded shit of such magnitude."}
+{"text":"Rebellions in 40k usually happen on a single world, or within a very limited region, and are often isolated before they can spread. In Star Wars, the rebels are far weaker than the Empire, but because hyperdrives are easy to obtain and relatively safe, they can carry out guerrilla tactics. By contrast, the Imperium in 40k doesn’t have a rebel problem as severe as the Galactic Empire did, because warp travel is terrible and can't really do it without a Navigator so if the Imperium ever figures out a truly safe form of faster-than-light travel, it would face horrific rebel problems all across the galaxy."}
+{"text":"No warp access at certain planets or areas of space?"}
+{"text":"No it doesn't. You can only \"hide\" from Chaos in the webway or under necron pylons, the latter of which fucks most humans up."}
+{"text":"FTL?"}
+{"text":"I think, but can't confirm, that it was hinted at the DAOT having a way better form of FTL travel. Sort of but not really. They had automated computer systems for calculating safe warp jumps, but they were far less reliable and quick than modern Navigators are."}
+{"text":"Also the fact that as long as the tithe gets paid the greater Imperium largely doesn't care as long as Chaos or xenos aren't involved."}
+{"text":"The Mauler makes sense in that all its weapons are in short range at 7 hexes. If you switched to RAC/2s your LRMs at at min or your RAC/s are at medium. If you swap to LLs, it's even worse, at 5 hexes it's +2 for your LRMs. You could say 'well ok, we'll give it a targeting computer' but you're still functionally shooting something at +1 or +2. Personally I wouldn't mind quad LAC/5s with Large Lasers/SNPPCs and MMLs, but that is a completely different mech that wants to get within 3 hexes and can throw some missiles at 15+ hexes, not something that wants to sit at range and overheat."}
+{"text":"What's the formula for armour coverage? I thought it's 20% of mech mass, but it's all over the place for every mech weight bracket."}
+{"text":"Rogue Bear or Thunderbird?"}
+{"text":"2x number of internal structure."}
+{"text":"Makes sense. Would be cool if reinforced structure allowed to carry more armour."}
+{"text":"When did Magic players get so delusional? The performative outrage about UB has got to be some of the most faggy outrage ive seen in this game. If you bought/played with any secret lair cards or LotR cards then you have no room to complain about the current trajectory, this is your fault. If you are anti UB because they dont \"fit\" Mtgs setting, but purchased/played Neon Dynasty, Thunder Junction, Duskmourn, Aetherdrift, or Edge then you have no media literacy because they are all basicly UB sets without an IP attached. Stop posting like UB is the death of magic, I remember when we thought Mythic rarity was going to be the end and now look at this bullshit. Its going to keep going on until people are done playing the game and move to something else, and theres not a single TCG right now that could take its place. inbf I proxy so I win You are a faggot in denial, if you play the game in anyway, you are coupable in this. Thank you for reading my TedTalk."}
+{"text":"Lord of the Rings is at the source of lots of modern fantasy including mtg. It's not the same. I still boycotted the set becaus WotC failed to treat the source respectfully and injected their representation goals. Leaving that argument aside, I don't have so big a problem with exploring different kinds of settings, I don't like the choices but I understand that a product with 30 years of history like mtg needs to extend its influences. I have two main issues with UB that are not just that I don't like many of the chosen franchises: it twists the color pie and it injects too many legendaries. I have legendary fatigue."}
+{"text":"Nobody likes UB, nobody likes the other sets either. But at least in UB we got hotties. Unlike Chandra who got a FUCKING MASECTOMY!!!!"}
+{"text":"It's capeshit, what are you expecting? You're pulling spells from other planes of existence for magical cock fights that are DBZ levels of silly. Why the fuck would anyone care about exposition? It setting/lore was always disposition first."}
+{"text":"you are spineless"}
+{"text":"its a slow death"}
+{"text":"D being able to fight wasn't ever really in question to be honest. He's shown outright superhuman strength in subtle ways before, like cracking goggles with a flick of his finger. He was also manhandling the freakishly strong and tough Brock. Which makes his continual jobbing all the more egregious. He can throw hands really well, but despite his claims of insane amounts of knowledge, much of which we the viewer can verify to be objectively correct, he routinely misreads what's going on, and in some cases commits boneheaded rookie moves like BEING NEAR A WINDOW when he knew Pyotr was on the loose. That's really poor situational awareness for a veteran hunter. Was his performance in melee with a werewolf impressive? Abso-fucking-lutely. Did it really accomplish anything? Nope. She made a clean getaway, with a hostage to boot. His knowledge doesn't matter much when he fails to practically apply it. In short: He's on a collision course with a Vegeta-tier losing streak the way things are going."}
+{"text":"Can someone elaborate Sympathetic Casting in Mage 2E? Does having Space 2 and a Sensory Range/1 Mana/Sympathetic Yantra enough to target the subject?"}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"so the Syndicate turned \"gothpunk\" from moping self-righteousness into this? based if true."}
+{"text":"They're laughing at you up there, k̴̨̘͚̺̘̙̻͎͇͕̊͑͌̋͌͛͠ͅị̴̧͙͚̥͔͓̩̝͍̩̠̤̘̼̀́͆̊̈́ͅḑ̸̤͖͇̻͚͍̱̟̤͈̾͑͝ͅd̵̡̧̗̬̥̜̘̠͕͕̺̔̾͊͑̀̆̇̀͜ő̸̥͛̐͛͗̊̈́̒͆̚."}
+{"text":"Anyone tried Mutant: Year Zero? Is it good? It looks very fun, easy to learn, but I'm held back by all of the tables, NPCs, and grid map to keep track of as a DM! Looks like a lot of book-keeping compared to your average system!"}
+{"text":"I'm quite enjoying Ashes Without Number."}
+{"text":"So my DND group was kind of disolving, 2 out of the 4 players left because of life issues (one got a job abroad and the other one is dealing with life), to keep playing we incorporated 2 new players with not so much experience but avid watchers of Critical Role. One of these player conditions was that we incorporate x cards to the game, she says that it makes it much more comfortable for her to know she can avoid unpleasant story elements having this tool. I started to read a bit about it online and is this something you guys have used? In my 20 years playing I've never used this."}
+{"text":"If you post at all you show some interest, increase the post count which shows up for people watching the thread who probably then return to the thread which increases the chance of another post, trigger an alert if you quote someone, as well as you invite a reply which encourages the poster. Apart from the quote, all of those happened for the meme image."}
+{"text":"yet here we are, 13 posts later at 9th page"}
+{"text":"never played in it"}
+{"text":"Marxists are nationless vermin, so yes, but also no."}
+{"text":"Are you going to make a point? Because all you've done is make some vague statement about page 9, maybe implying some people have been sageing their replies, as if that contradicts the general principles I stated. Which it doesn't because with this post I'm typing this thread is going to be bumped back to page 1 because you replied which encouraged me to reply, exactly in accord with the principles I stated."}
+{"text":"has anyone given though to the state of mathematics in fantasy settings and how it affects the setting and characters in it? e.g. tribes in not!Africa struggle with trade because they can't count past 2 how traders to calculation to determine prices, risk, etc how well astronomers understand the motion of the heavens how the characters think (i.e. logically, or numerically, or in a poetic / non-mathematical way)"}
+{"text":"How characters think For me, this is the most interesting one. There’s the obvious cultural differences you’d see, like people being able to count but not knowing any mathematical symbols, or even just the different number systems we’d be unused to (like the 12 x 5 base 60 system). Even more than that though, most people today get at least a basic education in maths and science, which even if they forget, will adjust the way they think to break down an issue and look at it logically step by step. What does an entire society look like without this training?"}
+{"text":"NTA, 53x10x2, I assume? My math teacher focused on speedrunning the curriculum which didn't bother with topics like these. I still vividly remember telling my friend how to simplify or approximate and he thought it was dark magic"}
+{"text":"It's not really for a tabletop game, but I'm fiddling with a magic system for a fantasy story where astronomy is crucial for magic. The planet's four moons and their relative position in the sky determine what spells can be cast when. The moons' associations are fire, ice, stone, and life, and which of the zodiac constellations each moon is in affects how spells work. For example, if the Stone moon is in the constellation of The Defender, that makes it possible to cast a spell that calls a stone wall up out of the earth, while if the Stone moon is in The Scribe, that allows the spell that immediately impresses words into stone. This leads to mathematics for tracking and predicting the movement of the moons crucial, and since the moons' orbits are more elliptical than circular and they affect each others' movement, there's a lot of math required to predict these things."}
+{"text":"What are some settings where magic is highly dependent on math besides Elantris, where you have to have precise coordinates for teleportation?"}
+{"text":"I've thought about making the arithmetic system a funky base number but always gave up in practice because it's not really worth the effort for what is ultimately a bookkeeping gimmick."}
+{"text":"How can card shops survive the rise of armed thefts?"}
+{"text":"America FEEDS THE WORLD Most of our agricultural production is shit for fucking ethenol and other non consumable farm products. What the fuck is the rest of the world doing wrong if the pathetically small amount of farming is actually used to feed people is feeding the world?"}
+{"text":"You're going by tax statistics? So you're just looking at where the people with the highest wages live? You think wages are directly tied to productivity in a utilitarian sense?"}
+{"text":"If they're so great why is crime so high?"}
+{"text":"so niggers realized cards are valuable? lol"}
+{"text":"More people in a smaller space, and crime gets reported and detected more consistently."}
+{"text":"this picture of a troll is soulful and I'm tired of pretending it's not Please, James, make trolls good again"}
+{"text":"7th's core rule were not a 180, as I explained, but the way they designed armies was. Take chaos being split apart into three factions as one example and powercreep being valued more than faction identity as another. With regards to 8th being or not being a radical departure, we'd be arguing semantics at that point. What you've described is enough to qualify 8th as a radical departure for me. TOW is not like 8th. TOW is a mixture of older editions, 8th was something entirely new designed for a specific audience (competitive players). I would also argue that 8th's rework of the power dice system, there being more common than army-specific magic items and the categorization of spells as being radical changes from 6th and 7th as well. As for the amount of models that got released during 8th, I'll concede the point. I may well be misremembering or my biases are getting in the way of judging the model that were released fairly, but I can tell you that I personally do not like the aesthetic my army's models (warriors of chaos) took from 7th onwards. Your point about 40k doesn't work because the systems are too different. A single box of 5 or 10 40k models gets you a functional and viable unit, maybe not a perfect unit but something you can play with and actually use. This was not always the case for Fantasy, which is why boxes used to have more models (the 12 chaos warrior kit from 1997 comes to mind). 8th tried selling Fantasy models as if they were 40k models and it backfired spectacularly. Why do you think GW is selling models in boxes of 20-32 now? Thank you for agreeing with me that 7th was a bad edition. People didn't play it for a reason and then they got slammed with 8th which was in many ways even worse. Finally, the grogs were, are, and always will be right. It was the grogs who kept Fantasy alive after GW stopped supporting it. It's thanks to the grogs that this thread is even here in the first place."}
+{"text":"I would literally suck a cock to be able to play WHFB 5e on that table"}
+{"text":"I cannot agree with the idea of mixing marks and marked magic items willy-nilly. That's what we have right now with TOW and it sucks. 6th was very restrictive with how marks worked and it was for the better. You should absolutely need a unit with a mark to have a character with that mark. It's a measure against powergaming and it leads to armies that make sense. Why the hell would a chaos lord of Nurgle be leading a warband composed of worshippers of Tzeentch? What you are describing is not how chaos worked in 6th, it's an amalgamation of the worst parts of how chaos works in 7th, 8th, and TOW. Taking an undivided general gave you the privilege of freely mixing and matching marks with the rest of your army. It was a sacrifice you had to make (weaker chaos lord/exalted sorcerer) for a potential reward (optimal mark selection on your units). Taking a Tzeentch chaos lord gave you one of the best overall characters (who was locked into a middling spell lore, but still) in the game at the cost of forcing your entire army to either bear the mark of Tzeentch or the mark of chaos undivided, and the same applied to every other marked general. It was cool, it was thematic, and it was fun. 7th is where it all went wrong and we should in no way emulate that edition's mistakes."}
+{"text":"This. It's super lame to watch or read WoC batreps and it's always a soulless mishmash of marks. And don't get me even started on the \"here's my Khorne themed Warriors of Chaos, for my characters I have a Sorcerer Lord of Tzeentch..\" I hate the Chaos rules in TOW. It's so flavorless."}
+{"text":"I'm a GM looking for three to four players for a house ruled game of warhammer fantasy roleplay. The game is meant to run weekly on Saturdays at 3 p.m (GMT-3) for 3 to 4 hours with small breaks in between. The game will be hosted through Roll20 and dicord vc. You need to have a decent mic and be willing to communicate between sessions to coordinate and sort out game stuff. I don't intend this to be a pay to play game, but if people feel like helping footing the bill for a hosting service we can use Foundry as the VTT. The game takes place in the city of Ubersreik in the year 2512 of the imperial calendar during the occupation by the Reikland state army. If any of this sounds good to you leave your discord tag so I can pm you for further details and a small interview."}
+{"text":"The game is kind of messy so there is a good amount. The most notable ones are: - Character creation changes so that you spend XP, rather than doing the default advancement allocation minigame. Species skills being ones you choose to add to your career, or gain a discount on advancing them if they are already a part of it. - Melding metacurrencies together so as to not have to track four individual ones, and striping the more niche uses out of the more commonly used Fortune points. - Changes to individual combat Advantage to make it so that it doesn't result in games of rocket tag. Other than that there's things like using optional rules from the official supplements like the Critical Wound tables and Injury rules from Up in Arms, and the improvements to spellcasting from Winds of Magic."}
+{"text":"on Saturdays at 3 p.m (GMT-3) Really not my timezone, good luck finding players. WFRP 4e is fun."}
+{"text":"would love to join but my saturdays have floating dark heresy by the way, is the metacurrency melding tested or are you going to try and see? So far I've been using Fortune and Fate once because GM preferred to take it instead of Resilience when I wanted to use I Will Not Fail. From what I've read I feel like everything except Fate is way too ambiguous to be reliably spent"}
+{"text":"No worries mate, thanks for the encouragement. Yes, it is pretty fun."}
+{"text":"It's mostly from personal experience of how much use each of them gets, but it is the first time I'm melding them like this. Fortune you use non-stop mostly due to the rerolls (the other options are seldom used), Resolve is more niche because it replenishes too slowly and at GM fiat, and Resilience is handy but the mutation prevention only happens if you are both unlucky and careless, and I Will Not Fail is incredibly useful but the game provides little guidance for when to use it."}
+{"text":"It fucking sucks. Long live V20. That's the thread."}
+{"text":"seethe"}
+{"text":"Returns days later to get the final word in You're doing enough seething for the both of us. I bet you were daydreaming about this conversation and gibbering to yourself all day too. Loser."}
+{"text":"God, I'd kill for a Mage game written by Marquis"}
+{"text":"The thing is, the Storytelling system and its derivatives works well when rolls are only called for when the outcome of a roll is of consequence. That is to say, if someone has enough or too few dots in something, a roll shouldn't be called unless dramatically appropriate. Hunger and its related systems in the other X5 systems work great when it's run as such. However, people like rolling dice. This leads to frenzying becoming more common than probably intended."}
+{"text":"All you need to do is only care about the hunger dice when it's feasible a frenzy could happen, instead of doing it literally every time the dice say so. Also, the hunger dice just make it so that whatever you do is obviously vampire. If the hunger dice came up while a player was picking a lock, I would probably ignore them. If I didn't ignore them, it might be as simple as them using their vampire strength to break the doorjam, which isn't ideal but it won't cause a masquerade breach. This idea that you need the player to frenzy and start ripping people in half in the streets because of the hunger dice is stupid, and if that's how you're treating the dice, then yeah, when you play the game in a stupid way, stupid things happen. How big of an impact the hunger dice have is within the control of your storyteller, so if the storyteller is botching it, it's their own fault."}
+{"text":"All you're doing is naming the styles I've posted while openly expressing my opinions. That's not you recognizing anything, that's just me telling you it's me. If you actually recognized my stuff, you would be able to name the dozen other styles I use where I haven't attached my opinions. Piro(?) attempted to emulate my gen because there was interest in it, something you don't admit. Funny how one of you will sulk and pretzel yourself trying to criticize my gens, but when one of my old styles resurfaces the reception is always positive."}
+{"text":"You've got a massive chip on your shoulder & I think you are confusing anons here. Also, I don't think anyone cares too deeply about what art you post as long as you aren't a dick about it. Maybe just be nice to others & others will be nice to you."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"It's perfectly balanced, as all things should be."}
+{"text":"no just wait a couple of weeks, the most powerful cards will show themselves"}
+{"text":"It’s a literal do nothing card. Blocked by CubRoid Dies to any black or Lesson deck Loses hard to Sultai Reanimator And it’s even worse on the draw. This is Sungold Sentinel all over again."}
+{"text":"New thread."}
+{"text":"Can these be played together or does archive require the search to have actually happened and shadow prevents it actually happening?"}
+{"text":"Now that he lost all credit for his scientific accomplishments, what exactly was the point of this guy? Like what purpose did he serve in his own empire?"}
+{"text":"Now that he lost all credit for his scientific accomplishments What are you talking about? He was discreetly giving the information to others so they would think they had discovered it themselves. He created the Custodes, but couldn't he have created the Astartes on his own? Come on, anon, don't be silly. Do you know why the Emperor had a copy of the entire Adeptus Astartes project before Astartes decided to erase everything? Because the Emperor had the original files, and she only had the copies."}
+{"text":"You're entire post is meaningless"}
+{"text":"meaningless lol, you got caught pretending to know Roman history, suck my cock faggot"}
+{"text":"not an argument, you can't even point out what's wrong with that paragraph. Even if you try now it'll be \"b-but space marines aren't monsters they're HEEEROESSS WAAAAAAA\" like the whiny little bitch cunt you are, unable to form your own original thoughts, a literal drone for GW's marketing and advertisements. I can't imagine a more miserable and pathetic fucking faggot fate than being you"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Is there any place where I can play poker online that's not filled with bots?"}
+{"text":"Probably places where real money is on the line"}
+{"text":"I am just now realizing that the weakest hand in poker is a high 7, assuming aces high."}
+{"text":"Yes yes that's what I'm looking for"}
+{"text":"No. Especially not from the USA"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"You thought I was saying that some stables aren't in an ichimon and somehow didn't gather that I meant stables which aren't head of their ichimon? This is pointless, you're doing a combination of not understanding and arguing in bad faith."}
+{"text":"west is all 5-5"}
+{"text":"Hot boiled potato with salt, oil, scallion and fish is somewhat common in Ukraine. And tasty"}
+{"text":"Dan almost lost to a 1-8 scrub. I no longer believe in his ability to yusho."}
+{"text":"Matchday 7"}
+{"text":"I can't believe the random City academy teenager they've got at the back isn't Champions League quality"}
+{"text":"/mcug/ /mcug/ still too early + Bodo has given up leads before in the stupidest way"}
+{"text":"Champions League quality the bodo player that scored twice is currently linked to norwich this transfer window"}
+{"text":"Bodo havent played a professionell football game in months lol, this is their pre season"}
+{"text":"damn almost 3 some nice play there"}
+{"text":"PREVIOUS: NYY: Yankees signed 1B/OF Seth Brown to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training CHC: Bruce Levine reports that the Cubs are in “ongoing” talks with Zac Gallen FA: MLB Network’s Jon Heyman reports that Miguel Andujar is drawing “significant interest” on the free agent market ATL: Braves’ infielder Ha-Seong Kim will be sidelined for 4-5 months after suffering a torn tendon in his right middle finger, team signs INF Jorge Mateo to a one-year, $1 million deal TB: Rays 2B prospect Jadher Areinamo won Rookie of the Year in the Venezuelan Professional Baseball League TEX: Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic reports that the Rangers and free agent right-hander Jakob Junis have reached an agreement on a one-year, $4 million contract KC: According to Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic, the Royals are looking “increasingly unlikely” to acquire either Brendan Donovan or Jarren Duran WAS: Nationals signed RHP Cade Cavalli to a one-year contract to avoid arbitration Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 28 FAs): 1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs 2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It’s Seattle. It was always Seattle."}
+{"text":"have the mariners made any moves this offseason aside from nayor?"}
+{"text":"Naylor was the best move this off-season desu."}
+{"text":"Yeah a lefty reliever in the harry ford trade, and a bench righty what hits lefties well."}
+{"text":"Sean McDermott was fired"}
+{"text":"The Bears defense was really showing signs the last couple weeks. Dennis Allen actually schemed the blitz really well against the Rams. Lions defense needs a lot more work imo. Packers defense will be back when they’re healthy. caleb meme magic going away Hope not. Not a Bears fan, but he’s exciting I’ve been watching him since USC. Year 2 of Loveland and Burden has the potential to be explosive. There’s a lot to like, but yeah maybe one for elite pass rusher or something"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the Packers definitely won't be great, but I think they'll be good enough to compete for the North. I can easily see both teams winning 9-10 games. Unless GayGay Mc9gag ends up figuring it out over the off season, I think it'll be Bears-Packers for the North again Which, as an outsider, is my favorite"}
+{"text":"try to follow the replies if you want to interject. i originally stated that without stafford the rams are cooked. its not just some plug and play offense where any scrub QB can fill in like mac jones. when the rams lose stafford their window is closed. some other donkey started talking about goff"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"they'd probably legitimately cry at him for trying hard please let this happen Silver you bald headed fuck"}
+{"text":"wolves won the trade"}
+{"text":"Still waiting for trades"}
+{"text":"Again Apologize to Thibs He made all Knicks team competitive except for that one year the front office got him Kemba Walker and Evan Fournier Front office seems to be fucking up a lot This zesty kat was never gonna make it here"}
+{"text":"Evan Fournier Holy shit that's a name I haven't heard in forever, thank fuck that terrorist is out of the league."}
+{"text":"they really made us watch people climb stairs wtf"}
+{"text":"Surely there's supposed to be some kind of audio on the Audi stream"}
+{"text":"you're in a dark room with Naomi Schiff, what do you do"}
+{"text":"humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"jujubros..."}
+{"text":"Black hawks"}
+{"text":"you're talking to a 300 pound yank who hasn't left his smelly bedroom"}
+{"text":"there is literally nothing wrong with being a 300 pound yank who hasn't left his smelly bedroom"}
+{"text":"tf tp"}
+{"text":"I wish I was a Neet who could play video games and watch hockey all day and night"}
+{"text":"dont let your dreams just be dreams"}
+{"text":"Too bad it isn't in a Coyote powered Ford GT. The Mustang GTD is great and everything, but it just doesn't have that magic."}
+{"text":"it is quite annoying as i have wood heating so its a nuisance heating the house daily"}
+{"text":"Pardon the casualness, I just got into sports racing last year, but isn’t it a hypercar? Aren’t they returning with a hypercar?"}
+{"text":"i'm onboard with the bald driver look"}
+{"text":"Buick has been the worst offender in recent memory, it took me months before I realized those were what I was seeing."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER DILATED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERPOOL 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS 0-0NEWCASTLE UNITED ASTON VILLA 0-1 EVERTON 19/01/26 BRIGHTON HOVE & ALBION 1-1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH"}
+{"text":"fuck sake you've riled him up"}
+{"text":"Based Canuck at it again"}
+{"text":"Why Palmer and not the better player Morgan Rogers?"}
+{"text":"because morgan rogers sounds like someone better suited for plundering and sailing the high seas"}
+{"text":"pep playing S team they're 2 nil down against some nordic part time plumbers ???"}
+{"text":"KICK OFF IN 10 BINGS Bodo/Glimt: Haikin, Sjovold, Bjortuft, Gundersen, Bjorkan, Evjen, Berg, Fet, Blomberg, Hogh, Hauge. Subs: Lund, Nielsen, Aleesami, Auklend, Saltnes, Helmersen, Klynge, Riisnaes, Maatta, Sjong, Chooly. Manchester City: Donnarumma, Lewis, Khusanov, Alleyne, Ait Nouri, Reijnders, Rodri, O’Reilly, Foden, Haaland, Cherki. Subs: Bettinelli, Trafford, Ake, Marmoush, Doku, Gray, Mukasa, Mfuni, Noble, Samba."}
+{"text":"went to eat dinner expecting an easy city win OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BALD FUCKING FRAUD"}
+{"text":"Vannon kautta Kalevalan kääröjen, että aion hävittää viimeisenkin suomalaisen /sp/ stä…"}
+{"text":"playing a lad who was on loan at Watford literal weeks ago when you have Ake on the bench he fucks up for both goals Pep is an imbecile"}
+{"text":"This is making Man Utd look bad."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER UNITED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERTROON 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS 0-0NEWCASTLE UNITED ASTON VILLA 0-1 EVERTON 19/01/26 BRIGHTON HOVE & ALBION 1-1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH"}
+{"text":"What is Carragher trying to say with this face?"}
+{"text":"People already think Carrick is the saviour. How long before his first L? I think they'll get beaten 3-0 by Arsenal this weekend."}
+{"text":"Fulham lead Troy Parrott race as three clubs target Republic of Ireland hero"}
+{"text":"I thought the same given how much of it appears is buying a new bulb, wiper blades, tightening the battery clamp thing, and putting some water in the reservoir. Fair enough on some of the other things. Reminds me of that thing of calling street sweepers \"environmental hygienists\". Thanks bro. At least I have an idea of what to pay now."}
+{"text":"Why is Man City losing to the Norwegian dub of Face/Off?"}
+{"text":"Mental elves edition Kyren Wilson vs Wu Yize is live at Ally Pally, all square at the mid session interval (2-2), seeking to reach the final of this years Masters against John Higgins. Final starts at 1pm Sunday (British time) Previous thread"}
+{"text":"You're welcome, Jean."}
+{"text":"GWAN DONG GWAN WEEEE"}
+{"text":"GWAN ZHAO GWAN XIAO GWAN SELBO SORRY WOO"}
+{"text":"Lelby vs Xintong final"}
+{"text":"Why do people refuse to acknowledge that dogs shows are a sport? They've even been covered in Sports Illustrated."}
+{"text":"A lot of purebred dogs are extremely inbred, doesn’t sound like a sound strategy to be competitive in these shows especially in the skill category"}
+{"text":"i watch the puppy bowl"}
+{"text":"nothing where you could theoretically compete on different days in different buildings through a zoom call is a sport. How on earth would you have a dog show through zoom?"}
+{"text":"they were umping thru shit and over shit also fuckin running down the field,. they were catching firsbees and shit shit was sick, b"}
+{"text":"Dogs love me more than you ever will, normalfag."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"bros straight up defending pedantphiles on main"}
+{"text":"Prates has 0 wrestling bro, he only defended 15 TD out of 19 against garry"}
+{"text":"Legendary wrestler Ian “Ian Machado Garry” Garry"}
+{"text":"Nothing says good wrestling like getting repeated taken down by a guy who isn't a wrestler"}
+{"text":"Prates would've heemed that fight points freak if he wasn't to amicable with him in the fight and just focused on heeming like he did to leon \"vegetable\" edwards"}
+{"text":"The 2026 Saudi Arabia Darts Masters concludes on Tuesday, with the quarter-finals, semi-finals and final of the £100,000 tournament taking place at Global Theater Riyadh in front of a sell-out crowd. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. Today's matches (4:00pm start) Quarter-Finals (best of 11 legs) (1) Michael van Gerwen v Stephen Bunting (4) Nathan Aspinall v Man Lok Leung (2) Gian van Veen v Luke Littler (3) Gerwyn Price v Luke Humphries Semi-Finals (best of 13 legs) Final (best of 15 legs) Day 1 roundup Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Gerwen Price final"}
+{"text":"Michael van Gerwyn"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the rundown /180/ Kek"}
+{"text":"THAT 154"}
+{"text":"The 2026 Saudi Arabia Darts Masters concludes on Tuesday, with the quarter-finals, semi-finals and final of the £100,000 tournament taking place at Global Theater Riyadh in front of a sell-out crowd. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. Today's matches (4:00pm start) Quarter-Finals (best of 11 legs) (1) Michael van Gerwen v Stephen Bunting (4) Nathan Aspinall v Man Lok Leung (2) Gian van Veen v Luke Littler (3) Gerwyn Price v Luke Humphries Semi-Finals (best of 13 legs) Final (best of 15 legs) Day 1 roundup Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Gerwen Price final"}
+{"text":"Michael van Gerwyn"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the rundown /180/ Kek"}
+{"text":"THAT 154"}
+{"text":"How can I see champions league games without paying? Interested in this one for this evening"}
+{"text":"Which you want to see, Japan vs China, or, Japan vs Vietnam?"}
+{"text":"Of course Việt Nam. No chance now though red card and 3-0 down with ten mins to play."}
+{"text":"It's joever"}
+{"text":"at least dont let the china win the cup"}
+{"text":"So is China good at soccer now?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"fight after the game edition"}
+{"text":"Iowa beats Vandy in the bowl game, behind them in the poll TCU beats USC in the bowl game, behind them in the poll Why are AP voters like this?"}
+{"text":"In one season Cignetti unmasked the vast majority of college coaches as incompetent do-nothings There is zero good reason (You)r team doesn’t have a natty when fucking Indiana won one"}
+{"text":"2026 B1G schedule will be revealed a week from today Ohio State at Indiana 10/17 also the Big 12 is revealing their schedule tomorrow morning"}
+{"text":"Yea we definitely have a tougher schedule next year."}
+{"text":"Jackie did, she blew his brains out."}
+{"text":"Which type of football fans genuinely infuriate you? American Messi fans on social media who claim Ronaldo wasn't famous and a GOAT contender before IShowSpeed I genuinely whish I could strangle these mutts through the screen"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen any of those because I'm not 15"}
+{"text":"all of the ones on /sp/"}
+{"text":"I don't pay attention to poverty ball much, but over the years on /sp/ I've learned about Ronaldo and Messi, and every time Ronaldo is brought up Messi is always brought up, while Messi can be brought up on his own without comparison. Ronaldo fans can't help but bring up Messi ALL THE TIME. Insecurity? Ronaldo seems like a narcissist and his fanbase takes that sort of persona on."}
+{"text":"I only watch Winter Olympics for this"}
+{"text":"Should just make doping a free for all, who cares, everyone does it"}
+{"text":"Oh so it's pre-rigged already? Guess it won't be worth watching then"}
+{"text":"yep, and they raised minimum age to 17"}
+{"text":"disgusting"}
+{"text":"We're never, ever going to have another Eddie the Eagle, are we."}
+{"text":"/copa argenchina/ 21:15 Ensuciantes - Ituazinguó (real club btw) MANÃNA (20) /supercopa maligna/ 19:00 Huachipato - Universidad Católica /paulistinha sicredi/ 20:00 New Horizon Zero Dawn - Palmeiras/Crefisa"}
+{"text":"Marino hinestroza Boquita lost a player to Vasco. Kkkkkkkkk"}
+{"text":"not me, not now not never"}
+{"text":"Um agente novato foi advertido pelo chefe ao ser flagrado mexendo na arma dentro da viatura A real sentence muttered by real people btw"}
+{"text":"How would you say that in spanish"}
+{"text":"\"the book is on the table\" argies: HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW THEY SAY EL LIBRO ESTA EN LA MIESA IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE? ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS?"}
+{"text":"Today Stuttgart - Union Augsburg - Freiburg"}
+{"text":"I drive an Opel :)"}
+{"text":"Werder Bremen sichert sich Abwehrtalent Yasin Chebil vom VfL Wolfsburg. Wie die „Deichstube“ berichtet, wechselt der 18 Jahre alte Linksverteidiger im Sommer in die Hansestadt"}
+{"text":"nikola tesla hamburg"}
+{"text":"Whitest team in the bundes"}
+{"text":"schmid to leeds here we go confirmed"}
+{"text":"A huge respect to the 12th Gaindé (Sénégal Ultras) who fucked Moroccan sissies yesterdays in the stands after that dogshit penalty was awarded to Morocco, which afterwards got Diaz pussy out, Sénégal motivated, and put the dagger to Morocco."}
+{"text":"Man knows African ball."}
+{"text":"Violence does solve problems, it seems"}
+{"text":"A is a murderer btw"}
+{"text":"It's not peak kino if someone doesn't die at the end of it Will we ever reach these levels of sincere primal emotion?"}
+{"text":"... ever again?"}
+{"text":"I hope so. Anything to win the league. But knowing Artetas mentor, killing creativity is one of the things they do best Go watch some highlights when Odegaard came here on loan. Every game he had amazing throughballs etc. Nowadays? Side ways passing controlled game only."}
+{"text":"Couldn't give a damn about today's result. I just want the 1st team starters to have a rest. But they won't. And we'll end up drawing to united on the weekend."}
+{"text":"I'm asking because I want to know Is this defences targeting him like mad or is it his positioning?"}
+{"text":"Both"}
+{"text":"He literally runs into the defenders. This is by his own volition"}
+{"text":"Down Under edition CX races 18.01 UCI World Cup Benidorm CDM 24.01 UCI World Cup Maasmechelen CDM 25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM 01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM 04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2 07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1 08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1 14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2 15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1 22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1 Upcoming road races Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I have already forgotten the name of the goblin who won the WC. Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"There are STILL no full results from the first Grand Tour of the year. They've really shit the bed"}
+{"text":"two PCS riders OTL"}
+{"text":"Bought 40 kg of sugar on my Lidl run."}
+{"text":"convenient OTL to cover up fake riders I mean, no way this guy exists"}
+{"text":"I'd have thought it was harder to get funding though given the truly absurd number of Czechs"}
+{"text":"Well in Poland she is the prettiest player by far (and still missing a WTA profile picture)."}
+{"text":"Starting to get some good matches now."}
+{"text":"Igas way cuter have you seen her ass"}
+{"text":"sup lil nigz u aight?"}
+{"text":"THE WHITE LATINX MEN MARCHES ON"}
+{"text":"lets be real here, hes gonna be a bust. The coach is the real hero. He got a bunch of at best 3 star recruits to a title"}
+{"text":"raider o-line is absolute dogshit. Geno Smith is fine as a QB but had no fucking chance this year. Frankly I think Pete shouldn't have been fired, but Spytek should have been."}
+{"text":"Idk at this point is he already rich? Maybe he’ll be an in between of Tebow and Luck Play some years and then retire early"}
+{"text":"if he’s a white Cuban, his great-grandparents were probably from here and fled before/during the civil war"}
+{"text":"kek what a different type of mexican't"}
+{"text":"genuinely the best league to watch in the world prize is a place in one of the worst and most boring leagues in the world to watch, VAR shite, and you go from chatting with the normal people who support teams like Preston North End and actually go to games; to a 24/7 online slurry of clueless Sky Sports plastic blobmen, tiktokers and absolutely clueless Africans/Asians/Yanks"}
+{"text":"Nothing that comes from Britstan is best in the world"}
+{"text":"In 1992, all the top teams resigned from the Football League to form the Premier League. Technically speaking, the Premier League is non-league. That’s why the Championship was the First Division."}
+{"text":"Truth nuke"}
+{"text":"I support the God Six"}
+{"text":"This is a really sad gimmick, mate."}
+{"text":"mfw when I settle in for the sportsball"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Bless Man City's short-shorts"}
+{"text":"if alexia smiled at me i'd faint"}
+{"text":"those thighs make me feel cannibalistic"}
+{"text":"This image is ripe for AI exploitation"}
+{"text":"why did he do it bros"}
+{"text":"\"The Royal Moroccan Football Federation announces that it will pursue legal action with the Confederation of African Football and FIFA to rule on the walk-off of the Senegalese national team from the field during the final against the Moroccan national team, as well as on the events surrounding this decision, following the referee's awarding of a penalty that was deemed correct by all experts,\" a statement said."}
+{"text":"realistically how long should a team left the pitch before it is considered forfeit by default?"}
+{"text":"Moroccans are bitches and chimps, Senegal are bitches and chimps as well for leaving the pitch, but to a lesser degree. And at least they didn’t defile the concept of hosts with towel bullshit and all the other tricks they pulled But since the chaos and fuckery is the defining factor of AFCON, I say: Let Morocco get the title like this. Probably not possible, but it would be very funny. It would have a great legacy of hatred, the memes would be glorious; and it would not be a title Morocco could reasonably enjoy. I don’t see any downsides"}
+{"text":"tp tf"}
+{"text":"they're whiter than you"}
+{"text":"It's hilarious all the non Africans who watched this because they were butthurt about 800 years of Al Andalus / Muslims in Europe lol"}
+{"text":"WHICH PART OF INDIANA ARE YOU FROM brownsburg here"}
+{"text":"The Region"}
+{"text":"Me? Evansville"}
+{"text":"muncie"}
+{"text":"Elkhart But lived in Bloomington for 5 years."}
+{"text":"Well, I was born in a Small Town."}
+{"text":"unfortunate wording edition"}
+{"text":"Good idea, he’d be less interested in me if I did"}
+{"text":"Fuck up uppity zoomer shitter"}
+{"text":"footy?"}
+{"text":"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. 1 Peter 4:8"}
+{"text":"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."}
+{"text":"Impossible that we'll get a better /mug/ this year, there's like 4 KWABOTY-candidate videos just in this thread alone"}
+{"text":"Morocco goes to chimpout war with Algeria all Moroccans in Europe have to en masse leave Europe for the trenches of the Algerian desert because all diaspora's are still Moroccan citizens Please do so."}
+{"text":"This year is the world cup, there is no way we won't get any other KWAB moment"}
+{"text":"Previous: January 24th DAZN Raymond Muratalla vs. Andy Cruz January 31st DAZN Teofimo Lopez vs. Shakur Stevenson Keyshawn Davis vs. Jamaine Ortiz Bruce Carrington vs. Carlos Castro Carlos Adames vs. Austin Williams January 31st N/A Xander Zayas vs Abass Baraou January 31st DAZN Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thats boring as fuck though. Your body needs diesel if you want it to be a machine. Seeds oils, fats, dairy, highly processed carbs. These are the building blocks of a real diet."}
+{"text":"And all that shit is covered in pesticides and cancerous microplastics anyway."}
+{"text":"Fury loses twice. Nonce cries forever. It really is that simple."}
+{"text":"Sperg out. No diet can stop that autism."}
+{"text":"Olympic gold medalist Yannick Agnel charged with raping coach's 13-year-old daughter."}
+{"text":"Based monkey"}
+{"text":"Only media boards are full of pedos"}
+{"text":"real life is not like one of my hentai, aghhhhh, im going insane"}
+{"text":"1ts -You're a biological russian (possibly a russian rape baby if you're white) -You just have different paperwork, but you are a russian just like poland is -You are inferior, a 2nd/3rd worlder so know your place and dont talk to the superior french. Add a 'monsieur' when you talk to a french one. 2nd -The is no justification of you to get emotional over the news -All these proactive monkeys that feel the need to type things like you do, often do so to hide themselves from being noticed as being ****s themselves. -The reactions also come from inmense jealousy and impotence as you didnt have what the other allegedly had as you're probably ugly/mid and incompetent so women dont even care you exist. Bow down, ruskie."}
+{"text":"the bumhole is made to defecate, the vagina is specifically made to acomodate a dick. Low iq false equivalence slippery slope dipshit"}
+{"text":"Is this the most SOVLful stadium in the world?"}
+{"text":"I don't go to a stadium to look at the city surrounding it You go to the stadium to get drunk and sing the same 10 songs at people half your age instead? kys"}
+{"text":"Poor argensimios cant afford"}
+{"text":"the feds got him, bros..."}
+{"text":"Pretty nice for a football stadium, but baseball stadia have much higher ceilings for aesthetics and \"soul.\""}
+{"text":"Anon I believe that's a soccer stadium, not a football stadium."}
+{"text":"SERIE A ROUND 21 Friday, 16th January 2026 20:45 Pisa 1-1 Atalanta Saturday, 17th January 2026 15:00 Udinese 0-1 Inter 18:00 Napoli 1-0 US Sassuolo 20:45 Cagliari 1-0 Juventus Sunday, 18th January 2026 12:30 Parma 0-0 FC Genoa 15:00 Bologna 1-2 Fiorentina 18:00 Torino 0-2 AS Roma 20:45 AC Milan 1-0 Lecce Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Niclas Füllkrug on the bandage on his toe: “There's no mystery, it's broken. I just have to deal with the pain and move on.\" \"I'm German, so, we are very strong and know how to handle pain. I didn't want to miss a Milan match because of this.\""}
+{"text":"Am I supposed to know who the fuck this Nicholas Fullkrug is?"}
+{"text":"I can only imagine the amount of toxoplasmosis involved with those setting money aside for this nonsense"}
+{"text":"New Chloe design is up"}
+{"text":"local jewish community most affected"}
+{"text":"What was the first sports team to have a modern-style logo? Flat, sharp lines, just a head in profile, usually something flowing toward the back, etc."}
+{"text":"kids say it looks like the chad meme. i like flying elvis better."}
+{"text":"there isnt anything likeable about DC. they dont have much to work with."}
+{"text":"which is why their fans love it."}
+{"text":"shut up nerd"}
+{"text":"Ross needs to be put out of his misery and launched from one of the spires at the hard rock for replacing the based fin with the helmet with the retarded whale logo. Fucking decrepit senile jew fuck."}
+{"text":"Nah, they'll move out of Vegas, but for a more fitting place, San Diego"}
+{"text":"There was no hold, you don't know what a hold is."}
+{"text":"brady is even dumber, he's the one who hired Chip Kelly"}
+{"text":"I don't see holding on this play"}
+{"text":"Brady isn't doing shit. He's more focused on the booth. He's only there to collect his cut."}
+{"text":"Da superbowl edition"}
+{"text":"taxes are withheld if you win 300x your bet. income reported to IRS if you win more than $600, but that has been increased to $2k starting 2026. theres also a lot of funny business with promos that helps suppress your winnings because casinos dont want to deal with the IRS anymore than players do. some count free spins and bonuses lost cash. many pay out odds boosts as seperate line item from winnings. and the IRS accepts betting journals as evidence of losses so it would be pretty easy to manipulate and not worth their time unless you owe thousands."}
+{"text":"The Seahawks are the favorite"}
+{"text":"rams +3.5 -155 on dk right now. $6.20 pays $10.20. but i misread and though you had $2 on the seahawks to make it to the owl, not win. that makes it a little more risky to hedge and I'd probably just ride it out."}
+{"text":"I’m still new to this, I thought cover meant -3.5."}
+{"text":"tottenham vs dortmund - both teams to score + over 2.5 goals @ 2.00"}
+{"text":"Zheng Moutet banger"}
+{"text":"That's AI right?"}
+{"text":"that is mindblowing"}
+{"text":"Imagine what they would do to my gf"}
+{"text":"I've been cooking up a fantasy where I win the calendar golden slam in 2028. You should hear the ovation I get at the Olympics and USO, wow"}
+{"text":"GW22 looms in this strange, strange season of traps and uncertainty I sold that UTTER FRAUDULENT SHITTER Cunha for that utter meme goalmerchant Bruno G, I have 1FT remaining and 0.9m itb. Rank 3m and something. Shit all round. Come and join the fun. Should I sell Martinez?"}
+{"text":"Pythonanon, how's The Data?"}
+{"text":"It broke last week somehow and I havent bothered fixing it cuz I ADHD'd my way into making a game instead. It still got a green arrow this week by just letting it ride though. It's definitely being carried by predicting the Wirtz uptick right on time."}
+{"text":"Wilson vs Brighton or Chalobah vs depleted Palace?"}
+{"text":"What's your game about?"}
+{"text":"Running one of those wee sidestreet restaurants in those crammed japanese streets (it's easy to get free japanese style assets)"}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"say something outlandish midiwts buy it and proceed to piss and shit themselves thinking it might actually happen they realize they have no leverage they agree to have a sit down you negotiate a favorable outcome that wouldn't have been possible if you hadn't set the bar so high Trump does this every time and you retards fall for it every time. he'll probably end up making a deal that allows him to put some military there or something, nobody's annexing shit"}
+{"text":"here is what will happen every greenlander gets a million dollar in trump coin denmark gets a billion of whatever they use in denmark paid for with tarrifs on imports from germany"}
+{"text":"backbencher \"\"\"politician\"\"\" from Poopenshartenhausen says something most people don't even ignore resident 4chan schizos spam it for weeks never change"}
+{"text":"Jerkin Hard"}
+{"text":"he'll probably end up making a deal that allows him to put some military there or something They can already do it you retard"}
+{"text":"Bodø/Glimt How many today? I'm going for a cheeky brace."}
+{"text":"name a better striker"}
+{"text":"Rivalno"}
+{"text":"I was always terrible at these games, and to make it worse, around 2006-7 when my university housemates forced me to play, they would always be Barcelona and I would insist on being Anderlecht. The game has rules to keep the scores basically normal, so you don’t get dabbed on 25-0, so the Anderlecht goalie had a reputation in our house as the literal GOAT for the hundreds of saves he made every match. His PES name was Pruso. I looked up the real-life Pruso once, and it turned out that the real one, Silvio Proto, wasn’t even Anderlecht’s first-choice goalkeeper."}
+{"text":"well, Temeru or Baquistata could be better"}
+{"text":"ORDAZ CASTOLO RUSKIN JARIC !!"}
+{"text":"we"}
+{"text":"THE GREATEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF WORLD SPORTS NO OTHER TEAM IN ANY SPORT EVER CAN TOP WHAT INDIANA JUST DID BLUEBLOODS BTFO CATHOLICS BTFO BOILERMAKERS BTFO CONFEDERATES BTFO ESPN BTFO"}
+{"text":"I'm a hoosier. I'm so proud of these guys. Been away from campus for 20 years. If you'd have asked me before I left when IU would be the best, i'd have said they're more likely to disband the team and tear down the stadium before that happens. I guess they pay players millions now though, and the players can be really old. That's changed. But I don't know how that affects the game, since I'm not a football guy."}
+{"text":"is still the greatest quarterback of all time in your path"}
+{"text":"Try again"}
+{"text":"That's not Aaron Rodgers"}
+{"text":"Who had the “good game kid” meme Where tb12 is patting Payton on the head ?"}
+{"text":"The secret to doing a lot of commercials is giving zero fucks about what you're selling. Other people want some interest in the company or some moral behind it. Hart is just like \"Bet365, that's a nice check, yeah\" \"Saudi Arabia, thanks for that addition to my bank account\" other actors want a lot more money or creative limits to what they sell. Kevin Hart and Shaq will literally sell a local auto-insurance for 50,000 dollars if it suits their schedule."}
+{"text":"he's the 4th best qb in his own family"}
+{"text":"India easily lose their number one sport played by 5 billion people at home 2-1 to new zealand a nation of 500 people"}
+{"text":"arthouse film this is code for full on hardcore sex movie"}
+{"text":"how did you know"}
+{"text":"long time late night sbs viewer"}
+{"text":"on demand seems to have some good films"}
+{"text":"The 2026 World Series of Darts continues with the inaugural staging of the Saudi Arabia Darts Masters. The tournament will take place on 19-20 January at the Global Theater, as darts visits the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for the first time. Monday’s opening round will see the eight PDC superstars – headlined by newly-crowned Bahrain Darts Master Michael van Gerwen – take on the eight Asian representatives for a place at Finals Day. There will also be a bumper $100,000 (£74,640) prize on offer to any player who lands a nine-darter throughout the event - and this bonus could be doubled following the introduction of the Riyadh Season Bullseye. If a nine-darter is hit during the event, the player will be given one dart at the bullseye to double their prize to $200,000 (£149,280) which would constitute the biggest prize pot for a nine-darter in PDC history. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. All matches are the best of 11 legs (first to 6). Tonight's matches (4:00pm start, best of 11 legs) Danny Noppert v Man Lok Leung Stephen Bunting v Tomoya Goto (4) Nathan Aspinall v Lourence Ilagan (1) Michael van Gerwen v Nitin Kumar Luke Littler v Paul Lim (3) Gerwyn Price v Alexis Toylo Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AM NOT BOVVERED MATE"}
+{"text":"the complete silence taking Lim back to his Lakeside days."}
+{"text":"Get a 147, plus the meme shot, and win $500,000 Get a nine-dart finish plus a meme shot and win $200,000 Darts BTFO"}
+{"text":"147 is harder imho, much longer feat of perfection. Like we had three(?) 9-darters at this past weekend's Challenge Tour event and that's not even the main pros"}
+{"text":"The televised 9darters seem to happen a lot less often though"}
+{"text":"rigging isn't cheap"}
+{"text":"this is the map for all of them"}
+{"text":"never been there desu"}
+{"text":"what does kilimini mean"}
+{"text":"It'll just be rolled over to the WC and they will make the semis at a minimum."}
+{"text":"no refunds"}
+{"text":"Where does he go from here?"}
+{"text":"Just retire tbqh. There's basically nowhere to go but down from here (except a threepeat, and even then people would get sick of it)"}
+{"text":"just a name for someone from Indiana"}
+{"text":"Cubes will keep him in business but the landscape will adapt and he'll never have it this easy again."}
+{"text":"He wins, google him"}
+{"text":"Alabama"}
+{"text":"Will this shit even happen? If USA invades Greenland, EU is going to not participate with any of their teams. Anyone seriously thinking it might be over?"}
+{"text":"Uruguay wins a fifth star ***Asterisk***"}
+{"text":"The EU could do the same and treat them like public utilities. America would never allow. And the EU is a pro-corporation alliance. Look at how much they're seething about Chinese electric cars being too cheap because the Chinese government massively invested in the technology. Ireland, the European capital of tech giants, would be the first place America invaded."}
+{"text":"The HEXA is near bros....no euro fags on the way, easy run"}
+{"text":"S-tier Pre-VAR World Cup Retard. VAR is the best thing that ever happened to this sport because shit teams like Italy can't cheat their way to the title"}
+{"text":"One is basically an impoverished third world country that cannot retaliate in any way and the other is the biggest military alliance (even without the US) and economic block in the world. that's exactly why trump WILL invade greenland. he's a child diddler that has been getting blackmailed by russia for a decade already and taking over greenland will be his final act for his overlords. while the EU will never retaliate NATO will end which means ziggers and chinks can now take over EU and trump can finally take a breath knowing that he's not gonna have to deal with the KGB showing him what he did on that island"}
+{"text":"UFC RETURNS THIS SATURDAY Prev:"}
+{"text":"wannabes It’s time to log off for a while and stop interacting with yanks"}
+{"text":"The winner takes it allllll (takes it allllll) The loser has to fallllllllll (has to faalllll) It's simple and it's plain (sooooo plaaaiiiinnnn) Why should I complaiiiiiinnnnnn (whhhyyyy complaiiinnnn)"}
+{"text":"we are doing a podcast now, talking about our blood feud. what a time, right? its been how long? man i cant even count. im glad we are able to sit down and talk it out for the fans"}
+{"text":"They used to be bros..."}
+{"text":"If black people don’t protect one another, then who’s gonna protect them? Exactly, coward"}
+{"text":"Rasm"}
+{"text":"Flores: 5-11(Tank for Tua), 10-6, 9-8 McDaniel: 9-8, 11-6, 8-9, 7-10 The team really didn't improve at all from the time Flores and Tua hooked up to the time McDaniel got fired. They did make the playoffs twice but not with much different records than Flores had and got completely crushed in the wildcard both times."}
+{"text":"Kek. Mike is green but he's good. His biggest flaw is he's not a loud tough guy like Cambpell that can command respect but he did make the Dolphins relevant again for a time. Its not his fault Miami is treated as a retirement franchise."}
+{"text":"I know the 4chan answer to this"}
+{"text":"Is he right that this behaviour is unacceptable in 2026?"}
+{"text":"No. It’s one of the greatest celebrations of all time. T. Arsenal fan"}
+{"text":"im considerably richer than yaow The post"}
+{"text":"Thanks mate. Kek. Mad cunts. I want them to get promoted so bad"}
+{"text":"You can smell the poverty through the screen"}
+{"text":"Bro just get me the large fries with hot sauce on the side"}
+{"text":"Sunday, March 1 Streets of St. Petersburg Noon Saturday, March 7 Phoenix Raceway 3 pm Sunday, March 15 Streets of Arlington 12:30 pm Sunday, March 29 Barber Motorsports Park 1 pm Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kinda felt bad for Nolan, but then again even Simpson had better performances than him. I'm on TK on this one. Also, who will end up higher on points this season. Hauger, Schumacher or Siegel?"}
+{"text":"two rookies in shitboxes vs Mclaren driver with more than a season already done This one SHOULD be extremely easy for Nolan. RHL and DC cars were moving chicanes on ovals last year."}
+{"text":"Kinda felt bad for Nolan, but. . . same, he is a big boy though.as a paid driver this is the most organic motivation he can get, to go out and win. Kaku Ohta the hype is building.. honda probably holds him until the new car. who will end up higher on points this season. Hauger, Schumacher or Siegel? Hmmm in that order, but it could shift, Hauger, Schumacher, Siegel Hauger is at DCR who aligned with Andretti Reigning NXT champ, and filling a seat Veekay maximized. Foyt last year had some great cars (Malukas on board helped). Something similar could happen this year + the Andretti improve the quality of what is shared. Schumacher is at RLL They improved management, and Foster was really solid. Rahal is still a good driver, it is always strategy or dogshit cars. I could see him bumping Hauger, IF the three cars have on track chemistry, and work to build data. They have the drivers to be competitive. Seigel is at Arrow He needs to drive with some sense, but maintain a chip on his shoulder. Im not sure how he finishes the season top 15, and I like being optimistic with drivers, mainly so they show up and go for a one off victory. He did just turn 21, i mean if they dump him, why not dump him into another discipline, and let him grow."}
+{"text":"This one SHOULD be extremely easy for Nolan Maybe they have RHR coaching him, if so then yeah light work for him, but if Foster doesnt regress, things could be interesting. Rahal/Daly/Ericsson/Illott/Simpson are slotted just ahead. We are getting primed for a wild season!"}
+{"text":"ITT: the best heems from combat sports MMA, bare knuckle fighting, power slap, and even boxing"}
+{"text":"buffalo thread now subhuman mentally ill retard"}
+{"text":"Meds, now"}
+{"text":"What do finnish women like then? They play beach volleyball and they were hanging out in California Chunky is good Volley has made me like turkish women. Constantinople will rise again! They will be evangelized"}
+{"text":"hired to a poverty franchise in the smallest market mocked as the worst hire in 2017 immediately makes the playoffs with absolute dogshit roster ends 18 year playoff drought drafts Josh Allen mocked for picking the worst QB develops him into perhaps the best QB in the league makes the playoffs 7 straight years He is one of the best coaches in the league. The Bills will regret this. Inshallah"}
+{"text":"I miss the old Bill Burr"}
+{"text":"Josh Allen perhaps the best QB in the league if this crybaby bitch had stopped hogging the spotlight for two seconds and not chased his wingman away maybe we'd actually get a super bowl for the 500 million we gave him, but oh well"}
+{"text":"he's more like john fox than andy reid"}
+{"text":"Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair."}
+{"text":"Ron Howard’s let himself go."}
+{"text":"winter Olympics only two real sports"}
+{"text":"I cannot wait for the deathslide."}
+{"text":"We should have American Football in the Olympics."}
+{"text":"Skiing, hockey and biathlon are p. great. Fuck snowboarding btw."}
+{"text":"After break dance."}
+{"text":"Running and swimming BTFO"}
+{"text":"Beautiful Reece Walsh edition Discuss signings, rumours, off-season dramas, and SC builds"}
+{"text":"these fucking captchas will ruin the game threads"}
+{"text":"I know he's fat and lazy but for the price he's hard to beat, and if it's true that fatfata is on the left too there should be a lot of points on offer. I know poogers have the bye in round 1 but I think i'm going to actually go for the may/haas meme. But really it's fucking hard so far out from PPP. Welcome m8."}
+{"text":"Oak and Breaka are the same company wtf"}
+{"text":"It would be best to grow rugby league into the biggest game in the world"}
+{"text":"Irish, nothing will ever top soccer."}
+{"text":"where were you the day an old white lady saved african football"}
+{"text":"My goodness I love black women, especially the gymrat type. Lord have mercy I'm bout to bust"}
+{"text":"I thought Wenger was the Wenger of Africa. You know, given all the young African boys he hired (and molested) at Arsenal."}
+{"text":"it's funny that in the middle of all that he was very briefly at Cambridge United (of former CU fame), along with Hervé Renard."}
+{"text":"Brazilian likes shemale Pottey"}
+{"text":"sees a muscular woman \"It's a shemale\" That's how people look when they don't eat Greggs on the daily, Bukayo."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Tottenham Hotspur won the Europa League in 2025"}
+{"text":"I forgot that they were in Europa for 5 straight seasons recently kek Lost to Atletico (CL transplant) Lost to Chelsea (not from UCL but understandable) Lost to Olympiacos (top kek) Lost to Villarreal Lost to Sporting (from UCL but not that strong) So you still have bragging rights despite the rule change"}
+{"text":"underestimating the biggest bottlers in this universe Oh, ye little of faith."}
+{"text":"who will outbottle the bottlers?"}
+{"text":"We ofc hehe"}
+{"text":"Jan 20 bump"}
+{"text":"16-0"}
+{"text":"I would be more willing to agree e this take if Cig hadn’t been dominant at every other level he’s coached at. And when you watch them play, they’re not out-athlete-ing the other teams; they play extremely disciplined and motivated football. That’s not an age thing it’s a coaching thing."}
+{"text":"They weren't a shit team that miraculously got better in a year That’s quite literally what happened"}
+{"text":"2019 LSU is arguably the most talented college team ever put together, so not really a fair comparison. This is definitely true. In general this game didn’t look like two elite programs though. Hopefully it’s just NIL shaming out and not the future."}
+{"text":"With honest refs IU would’ve won by 17 desu. Someone needs to check the reffies banks they clearly bet against the spread"}
+{"text":"Discipline and listening to coaching is 100% and age thing"}
+{"text":"In the increasingly boring and soulless world of professional football, who are your picks for the players and teams that are still keeping SOUL alive?"}
+{"text":"Sean dyche."}
+{"text":"He makes the most annoying people alive seethe in violent rage and thats enough for me"}
+{"text":"i'll be sad when pickGOD retires"}
+{"text":"After Fifa gave messi the WC all turned into pure slop for me. The WC still had magic for me"}
+{"text":"Matheus Pereira, Kaio Jorge, Endrick, Estevão, Andrey, Breno Bidon, Rayan, Allan (Palmeiras), ... Team: Mirassol. Don't care about other leagues"}
+{"text":"How did Jokic surpass Luka so much despite his extreme physical limitations and worse FO? One is looking like an all timer while the other has regressed and is turning into Harden 2.0"}
+{"text":"13/7 role player in the 90s"}
+{"text":"because he's a better passer and a less selfish player. Ironically hating to score but being insanely talented at it is an incredible recipe for amazing on-court impact"}
+{"text":"Limitations for the NBA. He's extremely big but there are 50 other guys with the exact build who exist just as rebound machines or go to euroleague"}
+{"text":"despite his extreme physical limitations wtf are you even talking about He's great because he is 2.11 m and can pass the ball. Luka on the other hand has to shoot the ball because he's not that big"}
+{"text":"He is one of the few actual centers in the league"}
+{"text":"Flick betrayed by an ungrateful flip fuck edition"}
+{"text":"Farca"}
+{"text":"Varcasissies when their offside tactics are used against them"}
+{"text":"how is this thread still up"}
+{"text":"Each time Barcelona rightfully loses, their fans would go in a tantrum and keep the threads alive well into the week, crying bloody muerder about muh refs or muh field or that the rival team should have let them win. Not only they do that, but the entire club as well, from the president to the bench warmer blankets"}
+{"text":"Because /sp/ is fucking dead."}
+{"text":"Longtime Red Sox and White Sox pitcher (1961-1978) who mastered the knuckleball. Was a reliever until age 30, then a starter his last seven seasons. Pitched 100 Complete Games in five seasons (1971-1975) F"}
+{"text":"Similar career to Joe Niekro. not quite as long but a much greater peak. Would have two CYAs by today's standards, and was totally robbed in '71 when Vida Blue burst on the scene with the A's."}
+{"text":"In a better timeline, I would be a comically out of shape knuckleballer still hurling until I'm 45"}
+{"text":"If Ryan had learned the knuckler, he'd still be pitching."}
+{"text":"oldfag here i remember him. may he rest in peace."}
+{"text":"Much greater peak and literally everything else to the point that comparing them for any other reason than having thrown a knuckle ball is kinda slanderous. Joe Niekro was, overall, a below average pitcher despite all his innings and his best season would be Wood's fourth. With today's understanding, wood probably still wouldn't have won in '72, though. Second place to Perry was ultimately the correct decision, even if both of those seasons deserved recognition."}
+{"text":"...Possibly, the straight up greatest black Footballer ever."}
+{"text":"I know intelligent, well constructed and objective arguments are too much for your Maghrebi brain. you much prefer rootless claims and humourless shitflinging, you people are notorious for having effeminate mindsets. once a coherent sentences is uttered your brain leaves the room, it's even reflected in your godawful dialect and your tendency to flee your own country for the first shithole that takes you. could that be why you think it's more impressive to win a random game in a world cup than win an actual competitive continental trophy? you'd rather serve in heaven than reign in hell? is that why your parents/grandparents left Morocco to suck cock in Canada?"}
+{"text":"but fifa told me it was El Hadji Diouf"}
+{"text":"did you just start watching football in the last 5 years?"}
+{"text":"why did you assume he is a maghrebi"}
+{"text":"the match between the two of us in 2010 Afcoon was 100% rigged, but we fucking deserve it for lacking the balls to do what Senegal chad did by leaving the stadium"}
+{"text":"It's getting canceled folks"}
+{"text":"The VISA 'ban' is for work VISA so it's irrelevant to the fans and players. you think the players are playing for free?"}
+{"text":"What happned to Britain? How did you go from the most based nation to the most cucked nation?"}
+{"text":"expecting actual sport discussion on a board dominated by chikaner and /spol/ tards where jannies DGAF but ban you for posting threads asking questions about penaldo NGMI"}
+{"text":"What World Cup football is there to discuss? The tournament isn’t happening yet so nobody’s playing. And politics is the kudzu weed of conversation; once you start talking about it, it grows and takes over until nobody can talk about anything else. The fact the World Cup is hosted in a country with a meme president, who is currently engaged in peak banter antics, just adds to this. If the World Cup was going to be in Japan, we’d probably all be talking about anime until the tournament started."}
+{"text":"holy fucking cuck"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Jajajaja"}
+{"text":"yes they both have but none in a final"}
+{"text":"That’s why they are lazy and sleep mid afternoon like faggots"}
+{"text":"Biggest KWAB moment of all time"}
+{"text":"3 lions"}
+{"text":"QUICK REMINDER HAHAHAHAHA KWAB"}
+{"text":"try every dirty cheating tactic possible in unsettling Senegal still lose"}
+{"text":"when the kebab meister isnt so nice"}
+{"text":"why do they look pakistani?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Al-Kwabab"}
+{"text":"Denied Senegal a goal without even checking VAR for a slight push when it was Hakimi that started pushing first Penalty given for obvious dive afterwards Senegal fanbase only allotted 3k seats in a 70k stadium Moroccan fans pointing laser to Mendy's face all game Ball boys chase around Senegalese player to snatch his towel Hakimi throws Mendy's towel over the advertising boards Moroccan prince refused to give Senegalese players the trophy Moroccan journalists abandon conference room when Senegal coach arrives All the rigging against other teams during the knockout stages Award themselves the Fair Play Award Moroccan coach slams Senegal shameful act of leaving the pitch for daring to protest against all the rigging Moroccan Federation to pursue legal action due to Senegal's Walk off Why were these \"people\" allowed to host this tournament? I've never seen so much niggardly behavior in my life and they were playing against literal West Africans."}
+{"text":"ELENDIL"}
+{"text":"have you seen daggering?"}
+{"text":"Is it like necklacing ? :D"}
+{"text":"Reddit: Africa 4chan: Morocco"}
+{"text":"Reddit: Morocco 4chan: Africa"}
+{"text":"Japan U20 1 x 0 U23 Korea Japan wins again lol"}
+{"text":"Samsonova lost this match I fucking hate siegemund so much its unreal"}
+{"text":"Are we pro wrestling now?"}
+{"text":"I genuinely think this speaks to how low the level of play is in women’s tennis. These are not athletes. This is not the level of fitness any professional athlete should be maintaining. Throw in Townsend and a few others and it’s far too common. It’s not something they can make rules about but it does speak to how unserious the sport is, as far as the women go."}
+{"text":"corr eva pys"}
+{"text":"wow hes better looking than her"}
+{"text":"thee worst college football team in 130+ years of college football history with 130+ teams to the champion and best season in history It would be like if Leicester city won the champions league after winning the pl"}
+{"text":"Indiana isn't a blue chip but they are a flagship program in their state with major donors. this is the equivalent of the browns winning it all. if JMU somehow pulled it off at all that would be a miracle of ice/leicester win. although it's still a cool win so congrats to Indiana."}
+{"text":"Ben Affleck"}
+{"text":"live 2.2mi away from Miami stadium go to Miami games as a kid get rejected as a walk on to program become Indiana starter beat Miami at Miami for the title It’s a movie waiting to happen"}
+{"text":"we aren't like this btw, sorry EECfags t. other Big 10 school"}
+{"text":"Leicester Leicester Leicester unironically bigger underdogs than them, Leicester had a billionaire foreign owner with multiple prior years of investment in facilities, roster, etc."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER DILATED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERPOOL 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 14:00 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs. NEWCASTLE UNITED 16:30 ASTON VILLA vs. EVERTON Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"City fans overhyped him and made excuses and he got all those injuries, now this season is when he starts getting regular football and they realise he isn't great"}
+{"text":"How has Bobb made 15 appearances this season? Genuinely can't remember seeing him once."}
+{"text":"I only remember him against Wolves on the first matchday because he was involved in a few of the goals but he was invisible outside that"}
+{"text":"Next."}
+{"text":"Thick cunt can't count as usual. You've been doing this shite for months at this point."}
+{"text":"can it top 2022?"}
+{"text":"Is there actually any chance it gets boycotted?"}
+{"text":"The tournament will be cancelled. Players won't be allowed in to the US."}
+{"text":"inb4 some players can't make it because of the visa bans inb4 someone in the admin sees Vini's face in the file for exceptional visas (now that the US announced they were no longer granting visas for brazilians), doesn't know who he is and denies him entry because he's ugly"}
+{"text":"he thinks there will be a wc in the united states in 2026 they will move the US matches to mexico and canada"}
+{"text":"I hate games hosted in the USA every game is going to look something like this in their awful stadiums"}
+{"text":"Why did he do it?"}
+{"text":"he never heard of performance enhancing molestation ngmi"}
+{"text":"Big if true"}
+{"text":"one the rare few times when a food analogy is very welcome, good job pierre"}
+{"text":"very interesting thread, I wonder would the response be the same if the coach was WASP?"}
+{"text":"derete this"}
+{"text":"Panathinaikos and Juve is the only 4chan approved teams"}
+{"text":"Basically a completely random selection"}
+{"text":"Ronaldo is one of the easiest normie filter. Noone who watched football during Messi era ever would pick any other player as GOAT."}
+{"text":"Why would Man U and Ronaldo not be on the same side?"}
+{"text":"it's a bell curve"}
+{"text":"VINI WON XABI LOST"}
+{"text":"Merci"}
+{"text":"wins nothing pay doubled"}
+{"text":"The fact that Vinicius is genuinely talked about at Balon D'or quality shows how far this sport has fallen"}
+{"text":"imagine supporting >this madrid"}
+{"text":"So far after last night's final between Senegal and Morocco there have been a reported 63 arrests and 15 police officers injured in Paris last night"}
+{"text":"t. Minnesotan"}
+{"text":"63 Arrests Out of 2 million people Also why are people acting like AFCON is relevant? Disingenuous shit all around."}
+{"text":"We are the most experienced people on Magic in the entire planet, and can sense something strange within a nano-second. Just look at our flag mate. Idolatry is associating partners with God, while in that video we are just trying to git rid of the Talisman. and Magic is canon in all Abrahamic religions"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck did you get 2 million people from? Do you think that the whole of Paris went apeshit because Morocco lost?"}
+{"text":"AFCON is kino 2bqhwy"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA invent sport lose to convicts in just 11 days first thread outlasts your ENTIRE campaign and then some can only win on a shit pitch triggered bong got called out so hard he spammed the first thread to bump limit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"Never stopped me dreaming"}
+{"text":"*survives the morocconing*"}
+{"text":"12 days of hurt"}
+{"text":"how bout dem Hoosiers"}
+{"text":"So...no more World Cup?"}
+{"text":"The best president for big business is a retard who can be persuaded to do whatever big business wants, and then take the blame for it too. I don't even blame Trump. It's the people advising him who need to meet Luigi."}
+{"text":"This thread has a lot of smartypants types who say that nothing's going to happen because this is just Trump's negotiating style. \"He just makes crazy demands and then settles for a fraction of what he's asking for.\" Right, okay, but what if we call his bluff? We're not going to give him Greenland, and I don't think he's going to accept Nova Scotia instead. If we just laugh in his face, call him a fat ginger retard, and walk away, will the people telling Trump what to believe just accept that? Or will they tell him to keep pushing? He will obviously keep pushing. What if we still ignore him? I understand that he loves strongman politicians who stand up for themselves, but I don't think he's going to be willing to go back to the White House without anything at all."}
+{"text":"This post is a nothingburger. All of those countries can still get tourist visas. It's work visas that are being restricted."}
+{"text":"He's literally why he has those advisors. Mnuchin had him wrangled and distracted him with other shit. The idiots that Trump has now don't know anything outside of rage baiting. This is why they should've just let him get a 2nd term. It would've sucked, but he would've fucked off by now and the damage would've been less impactful. Instead, Dems elected an old man with no exit plan, and now we're stuck with an old man who also has no exit plan. It's been three fucking terms of retards."}
+{"text":"Fiji Bhutan Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Uzbekistan Lmao that retard thinks all of those are African countries, dooesn't he?"}
+{"text":"Endrick edition Previous (died to US spammers)"}
+{"text":"Abdelli btfo"}
+{"text":"Surprised Marseille are actually making moves, also wtf is PFC doing? Still ZERO signings"}
+{"text":"When will you all realize that Arnault bought the club for soft power purposes and not to throw cash out the window trying to make some super team"}
+{"text":"We have some european games this week, you just KNOW Nice is going to humuliate itself"}
+{"text":"Apparently they might be gunning for Mathys Tel. Anything to help him escape from the purgatory that is Tottenham."}
+{"text":"The world you grew up in no longer exists…"}
+{"text":"Tricofore"}
+{"text":"I bond burger your sister??"}
+{"text":"you take that back right now"}
+{"text":"I love the Esoteric football, i can see 3 esoteric themes atleast. The sacred number 32+1 is present, 32 fields plus 1 whole. The esoteric \"hexagon with pentagon\" theme is present ofcourse. The black and white checkerboard theme is present."}
+{"text":"Apologize"}
+{"text":"Jovic was always great, he just needed a support from his clubs and coaches. He's still a big talent."}
+{"text":"bro finally found his level ToT"}
+{"text":"You know the team that won today? Yeah I've always been a fan"}
+{"text":"The Boston bumboys of the National Bumsex League? Bit gay mate"}
+{"text":"wha happen, team win??"}
+{"text":"team score goal, me go mental love sport's"}
+{"text":"based lifelong"}
+{"text":"How come I never seen you with team emblem. Kick his ass boys"}
+{"text":"Eternal KWABOTY"}
+{"text":"Brahim Diaz"}
+{"text":"Still Josh Allen"}
+{"text":"A racewar occured during the game Maroc Sénégal, after the Penalty was awarded."}
+{"text":"0:31 the game FUCK!!"}
+{"text":"Rare cool moment from reddit Well done by them"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"heh..."}
+{"text":"Sovl..."}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"kek bears suck LFG RAMS"}
+{"text":"Rammssss"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"kek the rams suck so much"}
+{"text":"Always been a sheep man myself"}
+{"text":"God has decided in this realm you will not see Bo Nix play against Drake maye in their very prime. Ain't that fucked up?"}
+{"text":"He represents me."}
+{"text":"he was literally trying to win that by one-arming the next-heaviest guy in the division dunno about you but I'm not in any hurry to call him a coward if he kyujos"}
+{"text":"dunno about you but I'm not in any hurry to call him a coward if he kyujos Well, I am. Running away is dishonourable, losing is not."}
+{"text":"You mean going into day 11, anon. 5 fights left. A Shishi yusho would spark a wave of Asashoryu shitposting the likes of which we've never seen or may see again."}
+{"text":"newfag summerfag"}
+{"text":"Daidaidaidai"}
+{"text":"Amerilards think they have a single chance against that team Lol Lmao, even"}
+{"text":"But none of them are on the same team?"}
+{"text":"Luka is a traffic cone SGA won’t have the whistle Giannis’s stock is in free fall"}
+{"text":"he doesn't know the all-star game format this year"}
+{"text":"No, I don't actually care about random, one-off exhibition nonsense."}
+{"text":"this. wow, one year mj, shaq, patrick ewing and some other all timers were on the same team. only retards gave a fuck then, and only retards give a fuck now. all star games are, and always have been, meaningless garbage"}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"They will if the W goes out. I lowkey hope they do. Unrivaled is entertaining as fuck. The first to +11 points format is perfect."}
+{"text":"imagine them nuking their league cause of their hatred for caitlin clark"}
+{"text":"What's Paige buying with that 50k"}
+{"text":"You must be 60 years old. They're nuking the league because the league is stealing money from them. They want the league to open their financial books and give them a mediocre revenue share, and the league still refuses because it's owned by people who don't like the sport. Wtf does this have to do with Caitlin Clark."}
+{"text":"is this the girl w the herpes everywhere? i get that everyone has it, but i cant normalize seeing the warts"}
+{"text":"The true good guys of football."}
+{"text":"Hadouken"}
+{"text":"stfu nafri animal"}
+{"text":"Same way Canada has a billion indians. They are still indian and not canadian"}
+{"text":"Tip top kino fans"}
+{"text":"kwab"}
+{"text":"Let’s hope Westbrick is next so his chucking ass will finally retire"}
+{"text":"It's over warriorsbros"}
+{"text":"We got him Am Yisrael Chai!"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Is the NBA Cup the kiss of death or what?"}
+{"text":"1-0"}
+{"text":"Argies making it about themselves for the nth time The AFCON final was 10x better and had more drama and storytelling than that lame rigged tourney. At least the rigger lost here."}
+{"text":"he wasn't here"}
+{"text":"Worth it."}
+{"text":"Nafri girls look like that? She is cute."}
+{"text":"When you pay her extra but still don't cum."}
+{"text":"I got the nu. I have an OP that’s going to rock your world"}
+{"text":"I have never listened to dubstep."}
+{"text":"mid January best pitcher in the class hasn’t signed Yeah this cold stove is a disgrace"}
+{"text":"nunu ?"}
+{"text":"/nu/ /nu/"}
+{"text":"WINTER OLYMPICS WHEN???"}
+{"text":"Looks cute, would cuddle"}
+{"text":"I always watch way too much Olympics and then say \"by the next one I'm going to have my life together so I won't have time\", but then the next one comes and I'm in the exact same spot.... that being said HYPEOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"No Russia No Watch"}
+{"text":"I thought they just get some slap on the wrist and have to call themselves 'international Olympic athletes' or some other gay shit that lets them bypass any bans."}
+{"text":"Golshi Edition News Patriots @ Broncos AFCCG Rams @ Seahawks NFCCG McDermott Fired"}
+{"text":"This was Williams' second year. Tetairoa McMillan seems to be a popular pick for ORotY."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"We need a Mendoza thread!"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"They lost their best RB lmao. Charbonnet is by no means their best back. He's a solid rotational player meant to keep K9's body from exploding by season's end like it has every year since he's been drafted. Now he's fully healthy and will actually be used in goal to go situations."}
+{"text":"If richarlison is with the patriots then I am with the broncos."}
+{"text":"Based?"}
+{"text":"Who? He or me?"}
+{"text":"the face of Brazilian footballs whack era"}
+{"text":"Welcome to ___________________"}
+{"text":"It’ll be renamed the Mendoza line :^)"}
+{"text":"Miami!"}
+{"text":"queefs"}
+{"text":"he'll end up with the raiders"}
+{"text":"Please let Davis be retarded enough to make that trade."}
+{"text":"The last 3 national champions have come from these states ND not included SEC BTFO CATHOLICS BTFO"}
+{"text":"The Midwest sweeper all levels of football."}
+{"text":"It would seem Our Superiority has caused some Controversy."}
+{"text":"You didn't include FCS"}
+{"text":"Based retard, only Michigan touches Superior on that map"}
+{"text":"Damn, had no idea the Cats played D1.5 football. Glad you cleared that up anon(clueless)"}
+{"text":"Mendoza"}
+{"text":"Good night Ohayo. Thanks for nutting up."}
+{"text":"I heard he stole his banana"}
+{"text":"Fin"}
+{"text":"500"}
+{"text":"Problem with hockey is the cost of entry. Not counting the equipment for sports, anyone can run. Anyone with a ball can play football or soccer. Anyone with a ball and a hoop can play basketball. Anyone with a ball, glove, and a bat can play baseball. For hockey you need skates, a stick, a puck, frozen water, and enough skill to not fall on your ass. Roller blade hockey is not the same. Most schools do not have a hockey team."}
+{"text":"absolutely nothing exciting is happening. most of the games are just ending in expected results. the only real \"upsets\" were 49ers over eagles, but that was basically seen as more likely anyway. bo nix broke his ankle and texans gave the game away with turnovers, so the AFC playoffs is basically the pats just being gifted the conference. what a snoozefest this all is."}
+{"text":"The NFL refusing to have a playoff bracket sets this shit up by default. The intent is to baby the 1st seed. In other sports where you're playing a series the better team is more likely to win no matter what. Law of averages and all. Handegg likes to larp about the any given Sunday but they rig it by not having a real bracket and making the losermost team left in the tourney teleport into the slot playing the 1 seed, it's rigged. It's rigged by design. The results speak for themselves, what should be a much more random distribution of single game samples: it ain't."}
+{"text":"neither of those are correct. just a feeble attempt."}
+{"text":"The Eagles are a small market team, Philadelphia is a small market city"}
+{"text":"Are you fucking retarded? All but two games have been great"}
+{"text":"philly is the 9th largest metro in the US"}
+{"text":"they'll hire some rando like they did with tomlin they are being linked with the same guys as everyone else but are far from the best job available."}
+{"text":"I am worried they're gonna go with Flores who is literally just younger, blacker Tomlin who is also suing the NFL for racism and was an asshole to his previous QB (even if Tua is bitch made he is still an NFL player)."}
+{"text":"insane that miami didn't get him"}
+{"text":"fuck flores"}
+{"text":"far from the best job available. i don't really agree with that. if nothing else it's a stable job because they never fire anyone which is rare in the league"}
+{"text":"would have booty blasted both these teams"}
+{"text":"but did they tho?"}
+{"text":"Notre Dame unironically would've beat Indiana but wouldn't have beaten Miami"}
+{"text":"lost yo the team that got beat Therefore they were double beaten."}
+{"text":"Trve"}
+{"text":"Who was the last team to beat IU? Yup. UM barely beat a disorganized ND. Then they proceed to shit themselves as Beck becomes the MVP for two unranked teams. Somehow sneaks through the ranking thanks to SEC kaballah math."}
+{"text":"Carson Beck: \"yup, hes open\""}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Should the NFL step in to do something about this dogshit division?"}
+{"text":"West was miles better wtf are you talking about"}
+{"text":"only if you ignore the cardinals"}
+{"text":"NFL is designated as Sports Entertainment not a Sports League."}
+{"text":"We are the most SOULFUL division but I will concede we are regular season merchant's."}
+{"text":"Our opponents are dog piss easy next year especially with a 4th place schedule. Really hope our team isn’t dead again this year, but with half decent oline play we’re back in the offs for sure."}
+{"text":"have won 157 out of 157 college football national championships. grits brains empathy hygiene Which defines us most? (Meanwhile Yuropoor soccer coaches are losing to Algerian - smdh)"}
+{"text":"JPMorgan or Goldman Sachs?"}
+{"text":"these guys end up working for wedbush and bnp paribas and northwestern mutual, dude not bulge brackets, and not boutiques"}
+{"text":"Carolina panthers"}
+{"text":"Mendoza when he steps foot in Vegas"}
+{"text":"well ill be hoping and praying for this little refbabby faggot to get severely injured. he better watch out, it worked on mahomes."}
+{"text":"I looked it up and the earliest one I could find was 9:22pm est"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"hell be fine"}
+{"text":"What goes around heems around"}
+{"text":"If the oil tycoons are going to fund any school (inasmuch as they're not funding UT Austin), it's going to be the Aggies."}
+{"text":"why tf is lil uzi vert there cheering for IU??"}
+{"text":"The Midwest breeds autistic robots. Just gotta put them to work and they WORK. WHAT is your guys freaking catchall lmao. Takes 3 minutes to do a mini game."}
+{"text":"I've been hearing this for 5 years now."}
+{"text":"The Midwest breeds autistic robots. It's all the German and Nordic heritage."}
+{"text":"Indiana leads 10-0 at halftime"}
+{"text":"guy gatorades cig \"you're fucking cut\""}
+{"text":"YES long life miami resident here, these corrupt piles of shit will never win anything ever again, FUCK MIAMI, fucking cubans are like the jews of hispanic people. Shit down their throats Indiana"}
+{"text":"GG Miami anons, really was a fun one to watch!"}
+{"text":"Miami got a lot of breaks from the refs Huge missed hold that kept a deprive going, leading to a Miami td Several late hits out of bounds, no calls"}
+{"text":"That has to be one of the greatest qb runs of all time And not just in college football The Miami d-line was bullying all game and he just powered through"}
+{"text":"are these guys literally trying to miss tackles?"}
+{"text":"I'll never hate Trump no matter how retarded he gets because it's very obvious he's repeatedly fucked with their plans. He wasn't supposed to win in 2016, they stole it from him in 2020, they tried to kill him in 2024, he's powered through it all. Maybe he'll be the one who ends them for good, somehow."}
+{"text":"New for you"}
+{"text":"Based knower. Nixon and the Bush’s. Dick Cheney and Halliburton. The Saudi Bush connections. Skulls & Bones. It’s a fun but disturbing rabbit hole. Sorry about your Jags, Go Rams.."}
+{"text":"Presidents in the modern era don't get assassinated. They are allowed to be assassinated. I'm pretty neutral towards Donald (I love some things and hate others). But it's so fucking obvious they tried to kill him. I'm not even a 2020 election fraud truther btw. I think that was MAGA propaganda. But you're delusional if you don't think the Secret Service was straight up asleep at the wheel the entire 2024 election season. We're out there. Don't let them try to make us sound so fringe. Stafford is based gl."}
+{"text":"Gamethread #3 Indiana 10 Miami 0 2nd half edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"No 1 on Indiana is a bum. he's been the fuckup on all of these big plays"}
+{"text":"/co/ here"}
+{"text":"good football play i tell you hwhat"}
+{"text":"did NOT like the gatorade lol"}
+{"text":"The man wants a BEER"}
+{"text":"What's the best sports vidya of all time in your opinion, /sp/?"}
+{"text":"I again redirect you to their competing NBA titles. it wasn't even a competition there, the 2K games blew Live out of the water both in gameplay and sales. yet, EA never bought out the NBA license. instead, they quietly just gave up on the Live series. why? because the NBA didn't care that 2K was selling their games cheap. it factually was because the NFL was pissed off about the price war that 2K started, because they didn't like how it made their league look cut rate. so they took up EA's offer of exclusivity. it's telling that 2K didn't put their NFL team on an NCAA game to try and compete with EA there."}
+{"text":"The NBA was never approached with an offer like the NFL. You think these companies just have infinite money glitches? You're just spouting conjecture at this point. I am a middle aged man who was in college when all this took place. You aren't going to change the narrative of what actually happened. Not sure why you even are arguing at this point when we all lived through it meanwhile you were some kid picking his nose"}
+{"text":"Google Kurt Schilling Video Games It's good to know he stole money from a Tripfag's family."}
+{"text":"how do you know? the only conjecture here is hours. change the narrative I'm sorry I don't share your hate-boner for EA, I care more about the truth than your gay culture war narrative. Friendly reminder that 2K bough the multiplat rights to the MLB specifically to keep EA from making more baseball games, only to give up on baseball themselves because they didn't give a fuck and just wanted to keep the MLB out of EA's hands. they're not your friend, modern NBA games being even scummier than Madden should be proof enough of that."}
+{"text":"I love college athletics edition Miami 0 - 10 Indiana at half"}
+{"text":"Sorry guys, chadoza gets it done"}
+{"text":"Big dick call and a big dick run. Game."}
+{"text":"rfk jr tells america to stop eating slop companies pretend their \"\"\"protein\"\"\" isn't slop"}
+{"text":"I think she wants me bro"}
+{"text":"For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team."}
+{"text":"PATS WIN THREAD"}
+{"text":"It's a Disney adult town."}
+{"text":"Rebuilds are not supposed to take longer than 5 years. You need to consider why your team has been shit for 20 if that's the case."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"This man is from NE the whole time lmao"}
+{"text":"I learned the hard way, you should be careful before you call a Dominican mami 'black' (no matter how dark she is). She might get mad at you. To be safe, you should call her latina but it's better to avoid the subject entirely if you can."}
+{"text":"The sound of indy cars in May. Miami TD I blame you cocksucker"}
+{"text":"Imagine fighting over your imaginary friends in 2026 LOL LMAO even"}
+{"text":"Indy cars are gay but that was your fault"}
+{"text":"Your mom told me you're gay when I was balls deep in her ass"}
+{"text":"already lost to miami lol"}
+{"text":"/ourgirl/ from the U edition"}
+{"text":"Imagine playing for this team and being Christian? Tough hand. What's the name on the postergirl for this thread? She's as intelligent as she is gorgeous is my guess."}
+{"text":"New CFB is reject no thank you."}
+{"text":"Chad Cristobal is not phased."}
+{"text":"That final pass by Beck needed a little less hurry and just a bit more height to surpass the defender and find Marion ─ and it would have been a game-WIN versus a night of disappointment for the Hurricanes faithful. Receiver also could have run less route, found the ball's true position before the defender for the successful reception and sealed a hard-fought victory. Alas, this is professional sports ─ wins or losses decided on a razor's edge. Cristobal and Miami still win every time. No one in their right mind spends money to visit or travel to Indiana. There's nothing there. Plus when you look like Cignetti does, no amounta championships is gonna help with that. #facts"}
+{"text":"LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED celtics"}
+{"text":"delicious zogbot seethe"}
+{"text":"Yes but how are they different from other maghrebis?"}
+{"text":"This they could basically draw a line from their border and be happy, algerians for some reason want to have moroccos backyard too. And they are a fake country wich is why the country is mamed after a city. A french golem that was cut loose basically"}
+{"text":"They are/aren't whenever it fits their narrative."}
+{"text":"Algeria's land Lol like that ever existed, those were bullshit french borsders, it couldve been a chess board for all they cared about. Theres no reason for algerians to posses any land south of morocco"}
+{"text":"0-0 1st Quarter at 10:00"}
+{"text":"ok now it's over"}
+{"text":"owari da"}
+{"text":"Nigga this has been busted for decades. Besides, prune juice is kino"}
+{"text":"giga faggot"}
+{"text":"thats not for you to decide"}
+{"text":"Teri :) Maya :( wish she'd got a better draw for her home slam"}
+{"text":"very sexy grunts"}
+{"text":"She's real Japanese (Jomon), not the fake japs (korean migrants)."}
+{"text":"He's back"}
+{"text":"i've got a year left until i get my bachelors in nursing(male, heavily melanated) i really should move to california and pretend to be a sharks fan to get prime young pussy"}
+{"text":"We are the Serbs We are the Nazis We are the Reds We'll kill em aaallllll"}
+{"text":"That game was fucking awesome. GG Panthers"}
+{"text":"Yes indeed, he is fucking ugly."}
+{"text":"The sharks bench at the end kills me."}
+{"text":"Natty soon"}
+{"text":"They do it to disguise their hairline and make their x-bawks heug foreheads seem smaller. The black girl comb-over."}
+{"text":"It will turn the CFB world upside down like Roger revealing the One Piece is out there."}
+{"text":"MORE COMMERCIALS"}
+{"text":"The Palestinians"}
+{"text":"I had no idea who that was and only discovered via these threads. To those who did know, careful out there lads. Guard your heart and mind with everything you can. We cannot change the past, but we can work towards changing our future."}
+{"text":"this was a fun super bowl, i'm glad we're getting a rematch"}
+{"text":"pass is……"}
+{"text":"Sam Darnold has a lot of KWABlike similarities with Russel Wilson."}
+{"text":"As an Illini fan who paid a premium for tickets in Bloomington to see the Hoosiers absolutely annihilate a #9 Illinois team in fashion with Fernando Mendoza I think they will wipe the floor with Miami."}
+{"text":"Is the recent interest surge in hockey a boon or a bust for the sport?"}
+{"text":"I usually don't agree to these claims but every female \"sports\" enjoyer I have seen only ever comment on a guy's ass or body, like for real I don't know why is it so rare for them to actually understand a sport."}
+{"text":"Normie men will start hating women too Poggers. Could you imagine if grown men were going to women's gymnastics meets and shouting for the girls to make out with each other?"}
+{"text":"Heated Rivalry Saw this advertised and I just kek'd. Peak woman product."}
+{"text":"anymore it's been that way with american sports for decades muh big screens and jumbotrons telling people when they need to be loud DJ constantly playing music all the time food needs to be an important attraction in stadiums oh wait there's a football game going on?"}
+{"text":"Time truly is a flat fucking circle"}
+{"text":"Monday, Jan. 19 No. 1 Indiana vs. No. 10 Miami (Fla.) | 7:30 p.m. | College Football Playoff National Championship Game (Miami, Fla.) | ESPN Previous"}
+{"text":"/cfb/ doesn't make new generals, we're a bunch of lazy worthless faggots"}
+{"text":"is there no legal ramifications for lying about the kickoff time or do they claim theyre kicking off the event itself"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"Rams casa o algo tres"}
+{"text":"The Dolphins had a piss easy schedule too. They just sucked so hard with Pooa that they couldn't take advantage of it."}
+{"text":"Your shit team will never amount to anything. Be humble when talking to your betters."}
+{"text":"sure sure"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I hope he goes there, bound to fail again with that organization"}
+{"text":"What sports league does the best job of archiving and preserving old footage?"}
+{"text":"The MLB is the king of archiving games, to the point where it's hilarious. Picrel is a play-by-play from a random May regular season game between the Indians and Browns from 1928. In terms of video footage. I'm pretty sure they've archived every single TV-broadcasted game ever, since broadcasting sports on TV became a thing. And you can find video footage every single play (yes, the result of every single plate appearance) since ~2008 on mlb.com for free."}
+{"text":"In terms of video footage. I'm pretty sure they've archived every single TV-broadcasted game ever, since broadcasting sports on TV became a thing. nasa rerecorded moon landing vhs tapes in current dollars it was like $500/hour at the time to record anything nfl outsources tv production to the networks even when it's an nfl network game they just get cbs to do it there's a version of the original in a new york museum but they rarely show it KINO"}
+{"text":"Regardless the NFL's primary product is a TV show and has been for a long time. They're no different from WWE in that sense"}
+{"text":"not football, apart from World Cups. it's depressing that league games from the 1990s and 2000s only exists in 240p potatovision."}
+{"text":"I grew up on NFL films, better than watching actual games"}
+{"text":"Why is everybody talking about popular sports when we could be talking about the Faroe Islands' historic 37-24 win against Montenegro in the European Handball Championship?"}
+{"text":"I was busy seething about our loss against Serbia"}
+{"text":"Isnt niggermountain also a quite small country?"}
+{"text":"Faroes are on a fucking tear I was rooting for them against these Balkan yokels, when u guys went up 1-0 in Rijeka it was like linsanity all over again bro"}
+{"text":"Stfu balkan nigger dopers"}
+{"text":"How convenient gvardiol and kocacic out with these sudden mystery injuries \"hairline fibia fracture\" and \"calcification\" just as the new doping rules come into effect Balkan fuckin rats, subhuman trash hicks"}
+{"text":"Why are nafris so obssesed with towels ?"}
+{"text":"Don't..... you guys just have more towels in the locker room"}
+{"text":"Turns out they did this in the previous games as well. Absolute subhuman behavior."}
+{"text":"I believe the term is kefirs"}
+{"text":"KWAT(owel) german humour"}
+{"text":"Why was Algeria allowed to rob Senegal in the final and chimp out without any chimpout, but when we get a penalty, we’re not allowed? I agree it's called soccer."}
+{"text":"It was a fluke, us reaching the the semis was nothing but luck, and it won't happen again."}
+{"text":"Two wrongs dont make a right"}
+{"text":"we won you lost get over it 3ach al malik"}
+{"text":"but when we get a penalty, we’re not allowed? But..you were allowed to rig an extreme amount. And still failed. I was wondering if the ref got the payment despite that, because it really wasn't hit fault Morocco lost."}
+{"text":"I think he got paid before with something other than cash marrakesh style"}
+{"text":"He is running out of time."}
+{"text":"The precedent has been set that he can't win on his own so all he has to do is play to his absolute floor in his unc era (prime favre/Roethlisberger) and then it's up to his GM surrounding him with the right team."}
+{"text":"no QB can play on their own anon, it's a team sport every single QB in the modern has had weapons around him, and the one time josh and diggs were completely in sync the defense/ST spilled their spaghetti in 13 seconds. that was the widest their window ever was and probably ever will be"}
+{"text":"he'd have to change his game like rapistberger did but i don't think he's as good of a passer as him. ben wasn't a runner but got 92'd for years because he was always scrambling and extending plays and getting rocked until he learned he could just bomb AB all game and do stupid numbers."}
+{"text":"The Bills Russell Wilson'd him. They wanted him to get all the credit so they gave up on using their actual best player on offense(Cook) because they wanted their \"marketable superstar\" to make them more money. You get what you fucking deserve."}
+{"text":"Too inconsistent. He has epic moments - epic good and epic bad."}
+{"text":"Allah is with me-ACK"}
+{"text":"nah, he has pics eating pig"}
+{"text":"you just know that they only believe in some voodoo shit"}
+{"text":"morrocan kikes are not muslim, they worship jews, they're closer to christians"}
+{"text":"The Christmas tree curse is real. I bet he eats pork when no one is looking"}
+{"text":"Because he's a mental midget and he hides in games, on top of being a systembaby with zero outstanding technical abilities Giving him the armband was a disastrous decision, it killed him by putting his bitch mind under too much pressure and killed the rest of the team by giving them a terrible leader"}
+{"text":"News - nba.com Previous"}
+{"text":"Remember when \"Flagg got drafted into a contender\""}
+{"text":"james harden really saved this bitchs clippers career. should have sold high and traded him during the offseason. now his value back down to low dog shit"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"yeah only retarded white boy basketball tubers said that."}
+{"text":"Aura"}
+{"text":"/xs/ is a place to discuss all types of extreme sports and similar physical activities, which include (but are not limited to) skydiving, surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, climbing, rafting, bungee-jumping, parkour, BMX & mountain biking, airsoft, paintball, etc."}
+{"text":"Full circle edition >old thread>"}
+{"text":"Why all the hate on vans what did they do the posters here are in their \"its popular so its bad\" phase"}
+{"text":"I think it's poorly disguised, misdirected antisemitism because it all started when someone said the tread had the star of David."}
+{"text":"I miss cops vs skaters and skatepark fight videos"}
+{"text":"its coming back"}
+{"text":"forgot my pic fuck the jokes over nowzzz"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I want to train something that doesn't involve hard sparring whatsoever, I just want to do drills and light sparring without hard hits or simply hits to the head. I was looking into kickboxing and muay thai gyms near me and they at least seemingly and according to reviews had a quite hard sparring heavy culture in there."}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"Post CSAM"}
+{"text":"I did a bit of muay thai and I think this probably applies to most places but every time we were usually split into two groups, those who wanted to spar on one side and those who just wanted a partner to drill with on the other and you just talked it out with your sparring partner about how hard you wanted to go. I've also done boxing in a sports center and they didn't let you do sparring for a few months, just drills but even the people who sparred only did medium intensity to the body only taps to the head."}
+{"text":"Capoeira Uncompetitive BJJ Judo Alternatively find someone who thinks like you and just train together by yourselves"}
+{"text":"Catch wrestling will always be the GOAT of combat sports to me and noone can convince me otherwise"}
+{"text":"mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds"}
+{"text":"Continued training needs to be as realistic as possible in order for the student to have the confidence to actually do it IRL. This means real but unloaded or deactivated weapons, and even blanks for the advanced student. you should be careful not to look at your opponents weapon as to not arouse suspicion. Lead them to believe you are scared to death. In WW2 they initially taught a trick where you’d hold your hands wide apart so the gunman could only look at one and be vulnerable to attack from the other, but they stopped teaching this because the trick became known to the axis. wait for your opponent to get distracted. This lowers their reaction time, giving you a greater window for success. Generally, these manuals address a lot of common critiques I see of gun disarm methods. Most online tutorials only use a couple of these points of advice, and there’s several points I’ve never seen acknowledged at all. In the youtube tutorials you can find for gun disarms, I’ve never seen any of my favorite WW2 era techniques. (Well, except for archived training videos of that era.) What do you think, anons? Are gun disarms possible in the real world? (Expert has 51%+ chance of success) are gun disarms practical in the real world? (1 month training gives most 66%+ chance success) It’s controversial but I am inclined to believe that gun disarms are practical."}
+{"text":"Ok faggot ass sherlock holmes wanna be. In real life there could be any number of reasons for a person to reach into their jacket. Have fun in prison after you merc someone just for scratching at a patch of dry skin, you fucking retard."}
+{"text":"This makes me wonder if a knife is better for untrained people since they can defend themselves up close, and a gun is better for trained people because it can defend against people further away."}
+{"text":"ns held within arm’s reach of them. Here’s some of the main points I’ve noticed: Even in the 1940s there were many records of police disarming criminals, criminals disarming police, injuring Gun disarms do work, which is why so many martial arts teach it. The main risk is that the chance that the gun will go off is high, so you are not just risking your own life if it goes wrong but also the lives of those in your surroundings if it goes right. I'd say that if you are in a secluded area, go for it; if you're in a crowd, rethink your idea."}
+{"text":"But it´s dishonorable to do that anon!"}
+{"text":"I just saw nazare highlights for the first time. one of the coolest things Ive ever seen loved it. obsessed. wipeouts were nuts"}
+{"text":"Happy for you plz keep it up. Good work you can migrate off those reasonable quickly with practice Keep it up the weight causes issues but if you shred it you'll rip quickly"}
+{"text":"based motivator"}
+{"text":"surfing twice a day Beginner but making progress Get my shit rocked by overhead waves Develop fear of waves, hard to commit to anything more than chest-high Move back home away from beach for like 8 months Move to hawaii and trying to get back into it Out of shape Fear of rocks after cutting my feet up first day (old surfing grounds was sandbar) How do I get back into this and stop being a pussy? I can paddle my old board but haven't caught a clean wave yet, and worry all my skill is gone"}
+{"text":"Next bigger day just paddle out at high tide, be very patient, then when you spot your wave 100% commit and paddle as hard as you can. You'll 99% likely catch it fine and realise it's all in your head. Here there has been 5 shark attacks in the last two days. Three bitten, two bumped off their boards. This is after that guy died earlier this summer. The time to cull was yesterday."}
+{"text":"Taking a few L's is actually a good thing for Kazuma because it will teach him valuable lessons on how to improve his sumo and become even better in the salaried divisions. It's setting him up to start zenshoing in March or May or July."}
+{"text":"He's 4-4 now so hopefully he can kachikoshi"}
+{"text":"Kazuma 5-4 now. I'm revising my outlook. He looks REALLY fucking slow and unagile in the dohyo. I hope it's just a matter of experience and now that he's in the upper ranks he'll start to learn how to move around more and actually take advantage of his size. With 6 days left he only needs 3 to get the KK and secure his salary. Maybe if we're lucky this year, he might break into makuuchi by september or november."}
+{"text":"If we're REALLY lucky he might break his neck. Ugly fuck."}
+{"text":"That was really rude and uncalled for, psychopaths should be locked up."}
+{"text":"new to boxing and I keep on walking into punches during exercises, how does one dodge and slip? do south paws have to do it differently?"}
+{"text":"Trick: Against a southpaw, when he throws a jab. You knock it down with your left, (a quick small movement like a cat), take a quick step to the left and punch him with the same left jab to the head. You can to this repeateadly and unless they're really gud they won't figure this out."}
+{"text":"Other trick: The southpaw game is all about throwing a lot more right straights. Increase your volume of right straights and any time they open up by moving their lead foot to the outside, send one right down the pipe."}
+{"text":"don't walk into it uncovered, keep your dukes up. then corner him, or slip his straight punches.\\ upright stance is sitting duck for other opponent. try to corner him and give him a few power hooks to shake up his rythym and comfort zone. ] first few bouts are tough & the beating is a lesson to train harder"}
+{"text":"Also keep in mind that his liver is exposed to you all the time. Left hook to the body, left hook to the body work his liver"}
+{"text":"I disagree with the hookers here. Their jab is much faster than your hook is, you'll have to find/make an opening to get an opening for it, and the angle feels wrong for it to me too."}
+{"text":"if brain damage was a myth, then i'd totally be into muay thai and maybe judo. last time i got punched in the head, i saw stars. it was cool."}
+{"text":"i mean i already know skateboarding, concrete can fuck your brain any day, it's not like i'm not taking risks. idk what about 1v1 makes me intrigued"}
+{"text":"ok fuck it im gonna keep lifting. my shoulders fucking hurt, my legs are stiff, my back is relaxed. my CNS is fried. i'm sitting in front of my cup of coffee but i don't want to drink it and be active, i'm tired of making an effort, what a bitch. i should keep avoiding both sports. or i should express myself so i can keep on with life. idk. how did i end up thinking about punching another person? it seems so detached from what a healthy person should be thinking about. questioning my sanity rn"}
+{"text":"for striking, it depends on weight class, you can just not compete"}
+{"text":"Here we discuss HMB, Buhurt, Harnisfechten, SCA Heavy, Armored MMA, and other categories of historically inspired armored sport fighting. We are a very welcoming community and there’s never enough of us, newcomers need not be shy. Share your experiences, discuss arms and armor, appreciate the athletes and smiths, and most of all HAVE FUN!"}
+{"text":"Armored MMA Buhurt Pretty cool anon, thanks for showing me something new. Unfortunately I don't think this really exists in Aus."}
+{"text":"How much of an overlap is there between Buhurt and Harnisfechten? I'd really love to get into Harnisfechten because I'm super interested in historical longsword combat, but there's no groups in my area that do it at all (Maine). There's a team that does Buhurt which also looks really fun, but its not quite what I'm after. I'd still be interested in doing Buhurt, but I'm just curious if I get into buhurt, get a kit for it, would the kit I use still be able to work for Harnisfechten and am I likely to find people there interested in it as well? There is a HEMA group but as far as I can tell they are just the normal softkit version, they also meet on days I am wholly unable to meet in. I've watched some Buhurt sword duels and it just mostly seems to be who can swing the fastest and land the most hits, there's no form or blocking or style there. Looks kinda lame"}
+{"text":"Bros how do I find sparring partners?"}
+{"text":"Buhurt team fights is where its at duels is someone that you might find interesting once to get into the sport totally understand you looking at it from the outside and seeing it as something lame Harnisfechten i dont know really anything about it get a kit for it, make sure to reach out to the Buhurt team you wanna join and ask if they have armor you could borrow or to ask if they know anyone selling used shit"}
+{"text":"There’s actually a couple fairly well known teams in Australia. Look up Samuel Wride’s YouTube channel. Theres enough crossover that most of your armor will be useable for both with the exception of most buhurt helmets since they are ahistorical for safety purposes. There are some that would work for both though. You will need chainmail voiders, standard, and skirt/brayettw for harnischfechten though since they allow and encourage thrusting for the gaps in plate. Most if not all networking for this type of thing occurs over Facebook. Look up local teams or start one and see if you can get some bites. Just takes a couple dudes with soft kit to start a team, armor can come later."}
+{"text":"Is it legal to pull someone's jacket off their shoulder? Like grip the collar and pull it down so the cap of their shoulder is exposed I'm looking to bokh the superior grappling sport for grips"}
+{"text":"You're missing the forest for the trees. Mongolians don't need to pull the gi off of somebody hockey style. They just grab the gi in roughly the same places where they would grab the bokh jacket."}
+{"text":"Judo was created by us Black people, it was taken from us by the Portuguese who then taught the Japanese"}
+{"text":"/archery/ Thread #3 /archg/ Let's keep this bad boy going! What's your style? What you shooting? What you hitting? Recs for bows? I bought a yumi, oh god, I'm a fucking moron, please help. What you wearing?"}
+{"text":"Though it would be a good betting sport."}
+{"text":"What should I buy first? The horse bow or the horse?"}
+{"text":"So are trad archers just the vegans of archery? A good majority of them I met at the range are very snobby towards specifically target archers, like they view anything more than a wooden arrow to be some kind of heresy against archery."}
+{"text":"Traditional archers are more the patricians and aristocrats of the archery world. They don't follow superficial trends and artificial technologies that disconnects oneself from nature and their self. Their true target is their self. Archery is for them a spiritual journey towards self mastery and harmony with nature."}
+{"text":"Sanlida Archery Royal X8 Recurve it doesn't look traditional though?!?! If you like it then go ahead, it's alright. Pretty middle of the pack in the price range, they tend to fuck up a bit on the draw weight though that's a common issue with them(and literally everyone else desu) We just made our own horse out of iron beams, a barrel and a blanket."}
+{"text":"Fuck my stupid worthless Year of the Horse Logan Wavecel life"}
+{"text":"Does /xs/ prefer step or strap on bindings? Do step ons work in deep powder?"}
+{"text":"have boards gotten shorter? in the past only manlets rode boards shorter than 160cm but now i see grown adults riding boards as short as 154 with 160+ boards being nowhere to be seen, not even in product catalogs."}
+{"text":"I've noticed more powder oriented and all mountain boards tend to be on the longer side whereas park boards tend to be a lot shorter ."}
+{"text":"currently snowing and expected to get 50cm over the day and into the night day off tomorrow and hitting the hills The east never gets a pow day. Im so hyped"}
+{"text":"fase bindings seem like a good compromise between traditional bindings and full stepons but also i just bought new bindings so i'll wait a few seasons"}
+{"text":"lacing backside 540s rando on my lift gives me a shot of Jim beam feeling frisky try a cab 270 on a tube immediately snap my wrist fractured need surgery find out 3 other people broke their wrist from the same mountain and went to my surgeon as well Does anybody else feel like most park crews aren’t as good as they used to be at maintaining rails? I know my injury was because I suck at cab 270s but I’ve noticed that rails seem to stick more or have a lot more burrs then they used to"}
+{"text":"Tonight is the season opener and Jett is already out. Who is going to win A1, the championship?"}
+{"text":"obligatory extend the WHOOPS post"}
+{"text":"urban supercross"}
+{"text":"San Diego round 2 coming up. Why is Hunter so slow compared to Jett?"}
+{"text":"goldenranks.com"}
+{"text":"prove what?"}
+{"text":"Post CSAM"}
+{"text":"Parkour thread. Where are you at with your training? How have you been working around the limits of weather and lockdowns? How much do you apply the utilitarian Hébertist mindset of being strong to be useful to your training routines? Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running. original thread"}
+{"text":"Where can I torrent his videos?"}
+{"text":"video editing is barely a skill you could learn to do basic cuts in any program in minutes."}
+{"text":"kek what game is this? it looks so stupid"}
+{"text":"How do parkour niggas train to make longer jumps and land without blowing up their knees? Or how do they jump from massive heights like nothing? Is it because they started young and are still young but their bodies will explode later on? Obviously they do parkour and that conditions their body but do they have strength training specific to parkour, any general strength training works or what do they do alongside parkour for those jumps."}
+{"text":"the safe answer is by training plyometrics, lifting, crosstraining calisthenics and the like. the real answer is we just send it. don't forget that half of the athletes in our sport are too young to vote, and the other half suffer the consequences of our previous training habits. there shouldn't be anyone under the age of 25 who's had an acl surgery but i personally know at least two, due entirely to an injury sustained from either parkour or tricking and if i were a little bit more retarded, i'd also need one."}
+{"text":"prev"}
+{"text":"Do karate chops to the back of the neck (not sides)/base of the skull really reliably cause knock outs? I’ve hit myself there hundreds of times before and have only ever caused the muscles to feel sore. Do you have to use a ton of force?"}
+{"text":"Nobody really knows for sure, karate chops to the neck might be fake but nobody is willing to literally put their neck on the line to test it just in case it's real"}
+{"text":"You have to get a good, clean hit. People complain about \"back off the head\" hits a lot when they're getting thrashed, but those are the incidental ones. An intentional rabbit punch is cruel, brutal, and can be devastating."}
+{"text":"i recently started isshinryu karate"}
+{"text":"back of the neck is pure star trek nonsense, however attacks to the base of the spine can lead to permanent damage and possible paralysis"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"He is 100% right because he has been sat in his bibeogayme throne for 15 years allowing his tendons and spine to collapse on themselves and he probably can't do 1 push up or pull up For everyone who can do a few pull ups and isn't a pro videogame streamer parasite then it's okay have fun"}
+{"text":"some retard"}
+{"text":"Yeah I agree, I think skateboarding is a little less forgiving than say snowboarding or wakeskating or whatever given that you're falling on concrete but you can still do it...you just gotta work your way up to the cool stuff. That being said I broke my ankle skating at 30, had to get plates and screws put in, and haven't really got back into it since but it's more of a mental thing than anything else for me"}
+{"text":"skateparks are full of teens and crackheads, not really the best of places"}
+{"text":"For anyone who has done a martial art Is it normal to have mixed emotions about it? None of the stuff I've tried (Boxing, Judo, Wrestling, BJJ) Has made me instantly think \"omg I love this. This is it. I'm doing this for life\" It's usually a combination of \"well that was really difficult and tiring, is this worth it, this is going to be difficult but I'll be a better person mentally and physically, I guess.. just stick with it?\" Or were you instantly hooked"}
+{"text":"Funnily enough I had the same thing tried kickboxing and had a super heavyweight of all people trying to aim for the Jaw with hard punches and hard head kicks.. I thought fuck this lmao. The coach was also rude and I got a weird vibe from everyone. I don't mind being hit hard but save that for a match where I can at least gain some false pride from it. Not spar for pointless damage"}
+{"text":"very complex and unintuitive sparring felt intuitive Something \"feeling\" intuitive is a meme. Lots of good fighting elements aren't intuitive in the slightest. People don't intuitively tuck their chins in and throw straight punches, yet boxers do it all the time."}
+{"text":"Yeah but learning to tuck your chin and punch properly can be learned in 1 session and replicated live very quickly There's a saying you won't throw anyone in randori until at least 1-2 years in Wrestling you will take down people straight away"}
+{"text":"There's a saying you won't throw anyone in randori until at least 1-2 years in Only at shitty hobbyist schools. Wrestling you will take down people straight away So will judo if you're not at a shitty hobbyist school."}
+{"text":"it's just an obssessive troll who post these stuff in every judo thread, ignore him"}
+{"text":"kyokushin at competition level teaches you very mean low kicks and very tight high kick. But the tight high kick is very sport specific because they keep their hands low for no face punches."}
+{"text":"Fight day soon, what should i do anons? First time ever, I have never done this before. Only boxing btw."}
+{"text":"Have fun"}
+{"text":"Take the initiative, don't overcommit, put your guard up or move away when you stop throwing punches, attack as soon as they stop throwing punches."}
+{"text":"bite his ear"}
+{"text":"ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme. Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot. Dodgeball with bocce. Polo but with rodeo horses. Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score. Any motor sport but without brakes. Soccer with bowling balls. Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"HORSE RACING BUT ILLEGAL STREET RACING ON NIGHT WITHOUT LIGHT"}
+{"text":"Make this happen."}
+{"text":"Soccer but you must be heterosexual to play it professionally"}
+{"text":"page 7"}
+{"text":"bonk"}
+{"text":"Most martial arts technique is useless in MMA or no rules fighting. Most wrestling grips, judo, bjj techniques go out the window It becomes 99% of the time the most simple boxing/kickboxing and the simplest takedowns and submissions"}
+{"text":"Most retarded take, almost everything from the main five (boxing, Muay Thai, jiu jitsu, wrestling, judo) is useful depending on context. It’s better to have it and not need it. Would pulling guard and going for single x as a main strategy be retarded? Of course. But if you end up there you’d better know what to do. That said, generally a double leg, pinning them in half guard and bashing them is the optimal strategy. Also arguing about what’s useful in da streetz is boring and useless"}
+{"text":"The only fight in my adult life that came to blows was saved because I learned a judo throw at a workshop at a fucking anime con. He went to punch my head and I rolled him over my back onto the ground (don't know what it's actually called) and while I still had his arm I started double-boot stomping on his head four or five times until I broke and ran for it."}
+{"text":"MMA is useless and dangerous in street fights. The last thing you want to do in a street fight is grapple someone and try to throw muay thai knees or submit them. Cue their friends kicking you in the head or worse, them pulling a knife and stabbing the shit out of you. On the streets, all of your distance-maintaining styles like taekwondo and karate regain importance. Aikido and judo are useful for redirecting attacks and avoiding getting sued. That is, if you want to handle those situations realistically as an adult and not end up in court or in the morgue. But by all means, go be a tough guy."}
+{"text":"cinema"}
+{"text":"Street fight starts I immediately grovel on the ground asking for mercy Take a knee and extent my arms to beg for my life MMA guy tries to put me in a triangle leg choke \"This move works cause he can't punch me teehee\" Suddenly I'm the bad guy when I make a snack out of his shriveled nuts Suck dick in like a noodle and tie it in a knot with my tongue He let's go, begging me to stop Let go and poke in his eyes with all my weight behind my thumbs as I stand up I walk away, pick the heaviest object I find and run back at him 13 minutes later Flip the ambulance stretcher and aim for his spine Didn't even sprawl His friends and family try to jump in, but they are weak due to me systematically poisoning their water supply for 3 months I shoot all 23 of them dead while they shit and puke blood Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How do we save this shitheap of a martial art? All suggestions and general Power Era nostalgia welcome t. ITF 2nd dan (but not trained in years)"}
+{"text":"you misunderstand me. Like that nunchaku tournament in this thread. Sanda but add weapons."}
+{"text":"divide it in 3 big groups sports let'em do whatever they want. buy belts. kiddy shit martial art bring it back to 90s and before. some do barehand only, some do some yellow guy weapons stuff you won't find irl unless you own them plus knife and stick. we keep belts but you actually earn it on a tournament and you only spend on an official certificate based on your teacher's word). KO, TKO or give up. martial fighting we go OG manuals and myths. survival moves, that's it. Add current weaponry. Colored belts and light, gay uniforms are gone. Sturdy, Judo like gis that are styled like normal clothes for grappling's sake. Shoes stay on. A new, exclusive product: Roman Cestus like gloves (not the spikes kind) the Tae Kwon Do people now carry on their pockets 24/7. Tkd is now a thing you fear and respect again...and then there's foot jabbing with a helmet for the kids"}
+{"text":"The answer is simple, get more practitioners go into mma and kickboxing the more the better because the more successful it becomes the more people will get drawn to it, this is what made bjj so successful despite being the karate/tkd of grappling. Traditional and the asian flare are no longer enough to attract new members and the current members are content in a stagnant bubble just latching to what they know. The only way to progress is through high level competition and that only exist in modern combat sports, this applies to any tma."}
+{"text":"I went to my first taekwondo class tonight and it was just really casual I guess? I don't know what I was expecting, but no one was in a uniform except the two instructors, I was easily the most fit person there, the students I saw were hitting the bags really light and sloppily with no energy, and the young kid (maybe 14) I was training with just whined the entire time about being dizzy from spin kicks. Is this normal? There's only one other place in my town so this might be it for me. I'm on a 30 day free trial so i lose nothing if I don't go back"}
+{"text":"Is this normal? No"}
+{"text":"How likely is it to practice martial arts in home, and how can it be done?"}
+{"text":"Train at home for exercise and fine-tune your techniques. Work out and get stronger when home training. Go all out once you're back in the dojo/home. Get footage of your sparring bouts. Analyze that at home and try to fix your home routine for improvement. Yeah, man. Go spar all day everyday. Stupid ass nigger watches some fight fag youtuber and Joe Rogan once thinks he knows shit. This is some retarded ass post."}
+{"text":"If you go to a school and learn, don't you usually get homework? You can definitely get \"good\" by training by yourself"}
+{"text":"The real trick is that you only train what you actually know. Stop trying to learn new stuff alone, just train your limited knowledge to its peak physicality. A teacher would recognize it and give you something new to work on when you visit. That's like... krotty 101."}
+{"text":"Do you think breakfalls can be trained alone? I’ve tried and I tend to slam my lower back against the ground which doesn’t seem right but since I lack a teacher I don’t actually know for sure."}
+{"text":"Sure, you can even do it with zero equipment if you're okay with the kung fu mindset, which is pretty much doing huge numbers of reps in order to build up to increasingly more difficult movements. You don't learn how to kill people right away but your body becomes a weapon capable of that based on level of daily effort."}
+{"text":"Want to participate in one of the most ultimate extreme sports? Come Skydive. Either do a tandem for ~S220 (Don't get video you will watch it once or twice and it costs $120+) or go through AFF and jump with your own gear every jump ($~3600 for the first 8 jumps or so) Most jumps are $60-70 after that if renting gear, or ~$30 if you have your own. Any questions? Ask away I'm an insutructor"}
+{"text":"IDK but i watched my video more than twice and everytime it feels like im in the sky"}
+{"text":"also i paid 50euros for a video"}
+{"text":"around 100-150 jumps. You need to get used to flying in groups, breaking off, tracking etc and being heads up and altitude aware before you increase speed. Try some sit fly with someone who knows what they are doing (Don't do it alone, you can and WILL fly up jumprun without knowing you are moving) and see if you like it, then save up around 3-5k to buy tunnel time weekly and start learning to freefly there to get as good as possible in as short of a time as possible for the cheapest way possiblre."}
+{"text":"it can't prevent people from being dumbasses doing highly risky maneuvers Not to be a downer but it seems to me that all skydiving fatalities are the result of jumping off of something"}
+{"text":"I mean, I've been there when people in their 50s and 60s have died from hard opening severing their aorta. I've also seen people get hit and killed in freefall."}
+{"text":"Earth Rocker bros keep holdin' it down."}
+{"text":"Happy new year earthrockers"}
+{"text":"we are so back"}
+{"text":"Watch are boy Bam draw all the dimes"}
+{"text":"Ryan Dunn could have saved him, he could have saved us all. jeans and b oots"}
+{"text":"Is it time to accept that Caucasus wrestlers have debunked striking forever?"}
+{"text":"throwing you out the cage The cage should be considerably larger too. This should make it easier to maintain distance from wrestlers."}
+{"text":"BJJ is trendy in the west ever since it was used as the basis for UFC"}
+{"text":"That was an early stoppage"}
+{"text":"It's a shame Khabib v GSP never happened. If he'd been able to match Khabib in wrestling and beat him, it would have underlined the need to improve stand-up game and have that option for when you face another elite grappler. But there aren't really any well-rounded guys who can show them that now."}
+{"text":"Remember when Rousey lost and everyone was like \"she's the sea song of grappling in MMA, the last pure grappler champion\" KEK"}
+{"text":"How do Muay Thai fighters train? Do they do technique, cardio, sparring, and calisthenics?"}
+{"text":"no none of that"}
+{"text":"yes to all"}
+{"text":"20yo autist here, just went and climbed Shasta in December with two friends. Got to about 12k feet before the wind was making it impossible to stand up. I want to go back in May and do Shasta, Hood, and maybe Baker or Adams to get some familiarity with glaciers. Also happen to have a few glacier skills but never tested them out. I'm aware that climbing Shasta was retarded. Any advice?"}
+{"text":"I'd get a guide and get some skills at least if your friends don't know what they're doing either. You can ask them anything you want on the way about planning, what to look for, etc. Did Hood last year with Kaf Adventures wasn't too expensive and good. It's super bootpacked so very hard to get lost but moreso for the knowledge it was beneficial."}
+{"text":"Mountainclimbing is awesome!"}
+{"text":"Why is the peek-a-boo boxing style dead and no longer done by other professional boxers?"}
+{"text":"I don't know. I think this regression we see isn't that coaches aren't passing down knowledge but the general pool of quality coaches getting diluted, and here's my theory why: Too many father trainers. Even though its not a new concept, we have more father-trainers then ever before and it's screwing things up. A lot of father-trainers simply aren't knowledgeable and are learning on the job and it shows when they take another boxer into their fold and fuck them over with bad coaching. The only father-trainer I think is worth a damn is Old Man Chenko who was the Ukraine national amateur coach. Kenny Porter might have chops too but I can't find them."}
+{"text":"Wasn't he 30 when he started losing? it was probably just age, he was shorter and could only contend in that division due to speed"}
+{"text":"It’s a dumb style."}
+{"text":"23 years old when Douglas buried him."}
+{"text":"A thread to discuss Japanese weapon based martial arts and our own martial journey with like minded people, discussion of other Asian systems is welcomed too. what is kendo? Kendo is a modern Japanese budō that uses shinai (bamboo sword) and armor for combat, in its modern purpose is a way to strengthen body and spirit and develop character. is kendo a martial art? Kinda what do I need to start kendo? A shirt and sweat pants your club will likely borrow you the rest when you start what is iaido? Is a Japanese martial art, influenced by zen practices based on different kata (drills) and subdivided in different schools with solo drills based on drawing the sword from the scabbard to defend from an imaginary opponent. what is kenjutsu? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There would be no point in creating a system of kendo which allows for strikes to the legs or arms, because that's not what kendo \"is\". In the same way that Judo has no punching or kicking because that isn't what Judo is. Yeah my point or rather, question was why did they decide to cut out all the stuff they cut out and focus exclusively on what kendo currently does. Im not saying entire kenjutsu systems should be done in kendo but it does feel like there's a lot of stuff missing from it. Things like arms and leg strikes aren't kendo but why not? Im not saying kendo should be exactly like kenjutsu but why did they remove so much stuff ."}
+{"text":"Kendo was never meant to be a complete martial system. It's an aesthetic sport, similar to gymnastics and diving in that form matters a lot, and as for why, that's a complicated question with an answer that involves a lot of history. There's a great book called Kendo: Culture of the Sword which goes into real historical depth on the matter."}
+{"text":"Its not an appeal to anything. You're trying to identify something that is \"missing\". It's not. Kendo doesn't do that stuff because that stuff isn't in kendo. That's like asking why a basketball player doesn't practice tackling. It's against the rules. The overly-simple history is that kendo evolved gradually as a way of preserving traditional swordsmanship through standardizing the practice of shinai fencing (gekiken) so that it could be more easily disseminated through schools. Kendo was not made to be a simplified version of kenjutsu, they didn't \"remove\" anything. It was created sort of as a universal style of gekiken that various ryuha were practicing in ADDITION to their regular kata forms. And they didn't do stuff like that in gekiken because those kinds of strikes would injure your opponent. Keep in mind the protective armor has changed very little over 200+ years. The real purpose of gekiken was never thought to actually mirror or replace the kata but provide a sort of additional training with whatever physical/mental benefits it had. Go on youtube and search gekiken and you'll actually find examples of \"kenjutsu\" schools who also practice contact fencing and you'll find that what they end up doing looks much closer to bad kendo than \"real\" kenjutsu. There are even HEMA weeaboos who do wear a fully protective armor practicing stuff like you describe and it rarely ends up looking good or working in my opinion. And the few legitimate Japanese ryuha that do sparring don't really incorporate anything new that a kendoist wouldn't already be able to understand except perhaps more grappling, wrestling to the ground and stuff."}
+{"text":"There's a great book called Kendo: Culture of the Sword which goes into real historical depth on the matter. Thanks, ill check it out."}
+{"text":"Kaki \"The Japanese Dan\" in action day 1 in his 1st makushita match"}
+{"text":"Oddsmakers have Dan as a stronger favorite on Day 1 than they do Horseshoe"}
+{"text":"I just want the assurance that I can defend myself should it come to that INB4 get a gun, I live in Canada so I can't. I'm thinking about joining an MMA gym to do all of it but I don't think I would be able to put in the requisite time for both grappling and striking training while still lifting and doing cardio. If it is possible please tell me because I plan on going to the fighting classes 3-4 times a week, also please give me info on how much to spar including hard sparring, I want to get decent as fast as possible"}
+{"text":"No beginners only rule How do I make this as enticing as possible not to have to go to gay classes of shit that doesn't work irl and help people feel safe on the same move? You can't know what's \"gay and doesn't work IRL\" if you don't know what works to begin with. Ironic you have a no beginners rule when you yourself are clearly a beginner."}
+{"text":"No teaching out boxing to a midget either. \"You can't do X unless you have a certain body type\" is fake and gay. no half an hour of calisthenics Have some house rules And you could have routines for out of shape dudes wanting in, and an entry fitness test just in case. Cool you just added all the gay shit you said you were trying to avoid. That's how you invent \"the Philly shell\" eventually. We already invented the philly shell. All this stuff was developed under specific constraints, aka the rules you abhor so much. \"we take the rules out and adapt stuff\" no you're not, you're just going to develop your own variant that works under whatever rules you inevitably will end up using."}
+{"text":"Skip Starting it over \"How do I make this as enticing as possible?\" (when inviting at a gym, later at untrained people)"}
+{"text":"\"How do I make this as enticing as possible?\" help people feel safe on the same move? this 69 position we are doing let's me bite his nuts lmao"}
+{"text":"Asking what martial art is best for self defense is the wrong way of thinking. What you need to be good at self defense its the following -the ability to go from 0 to 100 instantly. -the ability to end the fight with one technique -Footwork to avoid getting cornered or surrounded -The ability to identify the moment they reach for their weapon and attack at that moment. No martial art gives you that but whatever style you pick, literally whatever style it is, you need to be able to do these things if you want to be able to defend yourself, any other answer is wrong because no style prepares you for that but if you get good at these things literally it doesn't matter what style you do, you'll be fine."}
+{"text":"Hey /xs/, absolute tourist here, do you guys ever discuss skiing or have a skiing general? I see another thread on cross country, but I'm thinking more alpine or freestyle. Bit early in October, but I'm looking forward to this season, hoping I'm well enough to go."}
+{"text":"Just bought myself some gripwalk compatible alpine touring boots for a splitboard set up, can I theoretically buy a pair of park skis and install grip walk bindings on them? How does it compare to standard ski bindings?"}
+{"text":"Pretty much every ski binding produced in at least the past 5 years has GW on them. I have Grip walk boots/bindings on my park skis and though my geriatric 24 yo body doesn't really do corks anymore, they still do well enough on rails and other shit. As long as the boots are rigid enough to take some hard hits, the setup should be fine."}
+{"text":"i'm so fucking hyped for this season bros been going a couple days a season for the last couple years, I took a long break from skiing but had such a nice time at mammoth in January that I splurged and bought the ikon base pass early at a discount. gonna be taking a trip up to june lake in a month with some friends, haven't been to that mountain since I was a kid. for anyone thinking about getting an ikon pass, if you have access to an .edu email address you can get the student discount. I'm 31 but was able to get my pass for like $400 instead of $600 because my old university still lets me use that gmail account."}
+{"text":"Damn I’m 25, turning 26 in a month, and working with a pair of 2023 atomic backland pros just getting into the hobby. Guess I still have more shopping to do."}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for my first personal skis? I'm kinda intermediate and want something which will let me improve and will last me. Mostly groomed tracks, no freeriding."}
+{"text":"A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this"}
+{"text":"Zorb."}
+{"text":"Painting tallies on the side of my zorb like a ww1 fighter pilot each time I knock over a jogger at my local park while zorbing."}
+{"text":"Is this sub still active?"}
+{"text":"Zorbing is eternal"}
+{"text":"have a skateboard as a kid don't mind skateboarding get rid of it as an adult realize skateboarders are awful and skateboarding is bad Have I become a caricature of the out of touch adult? It seems to me just like how golf attracts sociopathic fat rich people, skateboarding attracts sociopathic skinny poor people. I've been attacked by skateboarders as an adult for just minding my own business, they used to see me as one of them, now that I have a job and own my home they see me as an enemy and I see them as an enemy. Instinctively! It's fucking weird I feel like I'm living in a cartoon. Do other people go through this?"}
+{"text":"Once you hit 30 you'll realise that the other people engaging in a hobby/sport do not define it. Just like you don't have to be a beer swilling, soon to be heart attack having, greasy as fuck face having creature to play darts. You can engage with skating however you like and don't need to be a drugged up street urchin wannabe What I'm trying to say is: Get oooooover yourself faaaaaaaggot"}
+{"text":"skateboarders behind majority of brutal skateboard clubbing deaths more news at 11"}
+{"text":"pay us $20 extra and your helmet might actually do what it's supposed to do what a fucking scam."}
+{"text":"wearing a helmet lmao"}
+{"text":"I've never seriously injured my head while skating so I don't need to wear a helmet why do so many people use this excuse?"}
+{"text":"Because they've seriously injured their heads while skating"}
+{"text":"I wear one and just I tell people I have had head injuries when I haven't."}
+{"text":"Nah I'd rather save a few bucks, what could happen?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it felt weird to me there was a trial period, any other red flags I should look for when I go back? I'm at least giving it a fair shot before I go check out the other location, which seems more serious"}
+{"text":"I'm always skeptical if the HNIC is extremely out of shape Or if there's any language about what they're doing being the real stuff and calling other things fake That signals delusion if you genuinely think what you're doing is the only real stuff and nobody else knows what they're doing And I say this as someone hyper critical of my peers and think a lot of them are idiots that totally lost the plot, but I'm not going to say I'm the only one out there that knows what he's doing or even the only one in the area that does"}
+{"text":"Or if there's any language about what they're doing being the real stuff and calling other things fake I didn't hear anything like this really, but I never saw the actual head guy, he was in a different room the whole time"}
+{"text":"Just doesn't seem like you enjoyed it much"}
+{"text":"there are some WIMPS in martial arts, you'll find them all over the place. It's okay, they're working on themselves and trying to be better. That should be applauded. They actually gotta get better though and not shit talk everyone when they leave to save face though. I always say it's okay to have whiners in the low ranks/belts, but you gotta look out for a place if they're filling the middle ranks too."}
+{"text":"soaping bros, we're home"}
+{"text":"i had a snakeboard as a child but me mam never bought the straps."}
+{"text":"not one anon itt has ever soaped. stank ass negros"}
+{"text":"Soaps dudes were kings. Legends. Mega chads."}
+{"text":"holy cringe"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"/xs/! What is best in life?"}
+{"text":"this thread is amongst the most based and will never die"}
+{"text":"2 year post 3 year post will we make it to 4 years? i dunno but my bump will help for now."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year 2026 anons Damn this thread just won't die. Perhaps this thread is what is best in life"}
+{"text":"Based archiver"}
+{"text":"REAL new thread"}
+{"text":"Holy fuck this filter is incredible in multiple ways. Thank you based autist."}
+{"text":"Oh and FYI, I was asking seriously."}
+{"text":"Super late but it's most likely a scar from BCG vaccine"}
+{"text":"That's usually a circle. The scar in question is a horizontal line."}
+{"text":"El toro edition> old thread >"}
+{"text":"You sound like a polfag"}
+{"text":"Ok new thread tomorrow just don't be a faggot whoever posts first"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD SHIT"}
+{"text":"god forbid people enjoy life while making a little bit of noise kill yourself as fast as possible loser faggot"}
+{"text":"hes a fag political grifter he doesnt deserve human rights and neither does anyone who just talks to a camera for mk ultra CIA brownie points"}
+{"text":"Is there any ice skaters here? Figure, dance, speed, freestyle, or even hockey can be included. Not many places to talk about it."}
+{"text":"learning scratch spins I hate it I hate spins in general too. I just don't ever really see the appeal outside of very niche circumstances, even the best skaters it just feels like they're taking you out of the moment so they can check off a box."}
+{"text":"welcum redditors!!"}
+{"text":"Im an Ice addict, not sure if that makes a difference?"}
+{"text":"I'm a figure skater, I didn't compete because I had little support financially but I'm skilled. I've returned to training recently, looking to compete just to bring some new moves and contribute something because skating to win isn't for me. I'm willing to give coaching tips if I remember to come back here, I've coached as well. I know the specific movements and muscles needed, training off ice, and common mistakes. You'd need to post a reference however. But for general advice, many people don't realize the foot muscles needed to skate properly and you either develop them by skating skills or off ice drills. Without it you will struggle."}
+{"text":"Simply become a pairs or ice dancer, girls will fight to get a partner on ice, and you'll likely attract at least one to date"}
+{"text":"man I really hope there's no troons at this club I have bad news Anon. north Georgia Okay maybe you have a chance. Godspeed, my sneed!"}
+{"text":"I'm mostly not wanting my poor wife to have to deal with them lol. I'm in a /g/ line of business, so I'm adept at stonefacing my way through interacting with trannies. Is 800n really necessary for longsword jackets? The regular 350n SPES AP Light sounds to be much more breathable for hot climates, and this club mostly meets outdoors."}
+{"text":"Oh we were just talking about that earlier in the thread, general consensus seems to be that 350n is definitely fine and the light jackets are also perfectly good for longsword. I always thought that was just my group but apparently it's common. I don't know about women though, padding level is inversely correlated with your willingness to have bruises."}
+{"text":"If I remember correctly, the Newton rating is puncture resistance, so not really a tremendous concern unless your opponent is a determined hyperactive spastic genuinely trying to skewer you."}
+{"text":"What's the best cheap sabre waster?"}
+{"text":"Is karate any good, or is BJJ or boxing better?"}
+{"text":"Cover and crash is a pretty effective way to get someone down It doesn't work against other grapplers but against non-grapplers it's the easiest method Basically an automatic win button"}
+{"text":"Ever seen \"Man of Tai Chi\"?"}
+{"text":"Every nerd is a big buff bodybuilder nowadays it means nothing. It's just more embarrassing when Mr 100kg bodybuilder gets destroyed by some 80kg guy"}
+{"text":"Karate is fine, specially kyokushin, boxing is better, bjj is a meme that will get you killed."}
+{"text":"Bjj is good as complementary to wrestling or judo, otherwise you'll have bad takedowns and zero standup game. Karate is good if they do full contact. Boxing is good."}
+{"text":"What are the primary differences between Japanese and Okinawan karate?"}
+{"text":"There is no circumstance where you will ever need to kick someone in the head"}
+{"text":"You can throw a roundhouse kick at targets other than head level too. The roundhouse kick wasn’t part of traditional Okinawan karate, and it doesn’t show up in any kata."}
+{"text":"The roundhouse is a weird mid range kick you invest in to wear an opponent down over time That doesn't align with karate ideals of acting decisively and winning as quickly as possible You have to totally change karate to accommodate that one technique which honestly doesn't bring anything to the party"}
+{"text":"Japanese/point karate is still better than Okinawan karate because while okinawan karate goes in depth into kata and actually teaches what the moves are supposed to be, it almost exclusively trains in kata which is useless for fighting, japanese karate, even if its point karate atleast has sparring to develop the timing and distance management necessary to be able to fight. Modern okinawan karate does sparring sometimes but it looks the same as any other japanese karate style without the secret kata stuff so all the \"useful\" stuff the japanese removed is still useless because if you don't use it in sparring against someone trying to rearrange your face, you simply can't use it in a fight no matter how useful or effective the technique is supposed to be. Even the most efficient jab in boxing is useless if you only ever do shadowboxing and never spar. So all the gay shit the japanese added is still more useful because its regularly used in sparring."}
+{"text":"Japanese karate has less larping, I mean less bunkai or \"practical\" application of kata. Japanese - kata is basically formalized as a dance, but they do it anyway Okinawa - they still pretend kata is useful"}
+{"text":"How fucked am I Posted this on another board before but this one seems better, my apolocheese"}
+{"text":"Good luck! It's not impossible or anything, just realize that you'll probably need to plan ahead for opening classes for income. KB pay is not great."}
+{"text":"Thank you! And I heard that, I could also do boxing, but I love kickboxing much more. Did it a few years when I was 18, but stopped to focus on education etc., biggest mistake of my life lol because it got me nowhere except older. I also heard that connections are pretty important, but my old trainer is a friend of the father of my friend, and he knows all the guys in the country, even the ones who teach the police and stuff. But he is one greedy and slimy mfer, and from the events where I have been, it seems like 90% of promoters and gym trainers are like that, which is honestly one of the parts I look the least forward to, but that's life. Only thing I can do about it is start my own promotion one day and ensure its cool"}
+{"text":"Just train. If you're ready to fight, you'll know. If you aren't cut out for it, you'll know."}
+{"text":"please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Longcat is looooooooong and you made it happen anon"}
+{"text":"You did it. You actually did it."}
+{"text":"Proud of you anon wherever you are"}
+{"text":"Most overrated Skateboarder of all time. All this dude ever did was ollie, no comply, boneless, and caveman boardslides. He couldn't grind for shit, couldn't manual for shit. All his parts suck ass. How he was ever considered like a great legend I will never know."}
+{"text":"Fucking this. He's \"contributing\" too much."}
+{"text":"pretty underground as far as skaters go He's literally in 6 THPS games. You almost couldn't be less underground in the skating realm."}
+{"text":"You want to try to disprove Vallely as a shit skater by posting this?? LMAO. Though it does make me miss the old days where you could just fs 180 off a 1 1/2ft kicker and the crowd goes wild lmao."}
+{"text":"Most overrated Skateboarder of all time But enough about Tony Hawk."}
+{"text":"I swore this guy's name was Mike Valley"}
+{"text":"Why isn't muay thai a big thing outside of ladyboyland if there are so many people who hate grappling and for some reason watch mma?"}
+{"text":"state time where it (whaa-cha! in general) was mainstream in the west despite being oriental talk about how it was popular and sought after despite fights not being necesarilly televised constantly and people watching matches (not like there weren't any, though. It was an era issue, mainly) sprinkle examples of it being incorporated into culture. Also about it being deformed imply nobody gives a shit about it now in comparisson (implicit) (implicit) rise in popularity could happen to another martial art, or like it happened with WSM thanks to youtube and stuff. Like Bare knuckle is trying to pull. Specially if UFC can't rule out the boredom Maybe nobody gives a shit about poor Billy and his nog fatigue, but where his trucking bills get spent. Maybe, tomorrow, will be lei tai tickets."}
+{"text":"The 70s 80s was a different time, no internet etc so karate Bruce lee stuff was seen as the new thing the New craze the new magic that wil btfo 100 guys How internet rules out bullshit"}
+{"text":"yeah I remember looking at some no stupid rules mma stuff online and then during the dagestan UFC arc the views multiplied like 100x Almost as if the internet provided an alternative to \"15 minutes in heaven with some dysgenic\""}
+{"text":"Also nothing more westerner than karate am I right Bad example, as the West doesn't give a shit about karate; any martial art with kata (dance moves meant to help train muscle memory) is generally only taught to children, plus any martial art that talks about chi/ki/qi is openly mocked. bruce lee jet li jackie chan the shaolin myths Steven Seagal I'm not sure you know what karate is, anon. BTW, during the 80s when Eastern martial arts became famous in the West, the one to grow the biggest was Judo. TKD and karate had to be westernized into kickboxing because the mysticism of it all was considered ridiculous."}
+{"text":"Because usa already had boxing for a specialist style, that's not to say boxing is better than Muay thai, i like it far more than boxing but the audience was already captured by boxing so no other style can replace it just like in thai land no other style actually matters because they have Muay thai. Japan has a variety of styles but all are japanese and lets them pick their flavor of autism. Mma was able to grow in usa because the concept of a completely alien style facing eachother like boxing vs wrestling was unique and an entire new genre of autism that tickled the tribalism aspect of human nature. Humans like to create communities and like the feeling of belonging to one and other communities are enemies, this is human nature and its why team sports are so popular, it allows the viewers to feel as part of a community and fight others and prove the superiority of their own, mma allows this which no other specialist style allows. Mma fans that hate grappling hate it not because grappling itself is bad but because the hyperspecialization goes against the very nature of mma, nobody complains about grappling in mma when they are beating the shit out of eachother then scramble and try to rip eachother arms off or flatten their face on the ground, people complain when there's 20 minutes of ground control and minimal strikes or even submission attempts. It would be like if in muay thai someone goes for the clinch but never does anything with it, no knees, elbows or sweeps or if they spend most of the match snap kicking the leg while running away avoiding everything to win on points because the other guy didn't land anything. Muay thai can't be successful outside thailand because everyone else already have their sports established and it doesn't offer anything than the others don't. That said even in thailand its being slowly assimilated by kickboxing and mma."}
+{"text":"I think they talk the most shit out of anyone relative to how much they never fight"}
+{"text":"They also slap and it was a form developed by women, so the theory checks out. TKD is fairly gay however. You ever watch it at the olympics? Just tiny thin gooks flaling pant legs at each other for contact with 0 power. Its like the flag football of martial arts."}
+{"text":"I can find things to respect about shit martial arts, some redeeming quality that makes them worthwhile For TKD I am impressed by the flexibility and balance they cultivate. Even if it's not good for fighting the up side of physical fitness is always a good quality I don't think I have anything nice to say about WC"}
+{"text":"Matt Samurais here, just give in, and sleep"}
+{"text":"The first ip man was alright. I dont know what that means, but sleeping is nice."}
+{"text":"It's Kendo. But you do it with real swords."}
+{"text":"Like this?"}
+{"text":"Of course it's the Germans that do such things. If the Germans do it than the Hungarians must be doing it also as they copy everything from the Germans."}
+{"text":"jew wish"}
+{"text":"Any Pickleball enjoyers in here? We started playing at work every day for a few hours and HOLY SHIT.. it's good"}
+{"text":"I've never been but I ordered some paddles. Will my $25 Walmart paddles work ok?"}
+{"text":"Dude you should try this thread over on /sp Though, pickleball is extreme af.. I saw some guys with face tattoos playing pickleball and they were dri king redball and getting real rowdy."}
+{"text":"I pickle my balls in your mouth, retard."}
+{"text":"there are pickleball courts near my local skatepark and its all balding old men and hot zoomer chicks"}
+{"text":"at work playing for a few hours You don't have a job, you're in daycare."}
+{"text":"I mean I've caused a couple"}
+{"text":"you sure know me a lot, eh?"}
+{"text":"what did you expect? *hork* : \"Wot dee fock didyah just focken sae aboot meh, ya lettle cunt? Ah'eel hav'ya knou Aeh gradoo'e-ted toppo'mah' class ende SBS, end Ahve bean envolved en noomerous se-cret reids end Claret, ond Aeh hav ovah shot mae gun ovah ten fucken taems. Aehm trained end gorilla woh-feh end Aehmdatop snahpeh enden tire UK saylers. You nothen but some wanker to put duqwn tah me, cunt. Ael glass yah eith precission laek you can't seh, mate. You heeren meh? cunt?. Bloody tryn tah talk shet an kick it beh-coss yere in da tv, git? Yah muppet, yoew. As I tak we getten with me lads to stomp yer minging twat, ya daft cunt. Ets close to 90 ende clock soe will flag a trolley, twit. Can get both colors on yah, that's how shet your funny lettle comment was. But yeh could-nt shut yer mouth, could yah? I reckon yer done, mate. Yah wanker.\""}
+{"text":"It walks like a duck, it talks like a duck, it deflects the argument like a duck. I'm speaking in generalizations, mate. Try to be less of an obvious duck."}
+{"text":"what's the argument here?"}
+{"text":"How risky is it to learn to box with vision problems? Is it possible to learn real boxing, meaning with sparring, if you have myopia or moderate astigmatism? I can't stand feeling so insecure about my body and my lack of willpower"}
+{"text":"I'm short sighted and i do kickboxing, it's not a problem, the distance where you throw punches is close enough, yeah you might be at a small disadvantage but it's not like you're aiming for world championship. If you're really worried do grappling instead."}
+{"text":"my vision kinda sucks, the honest answer is that it depends. You're not going to need super hawk vision for anything, you're not looking for them to clench their first in a magic death punch or nothing. If you can see their body and the general twist of their hands, that's gonna be sufficient."}
+{"text":"use the force"}
+{"text":"You can adapt with training. Naoya Inoue sustained a cut during a boxing match against Donaire, which impeded his vision. He compensated by gluing his right hand over his compromised eye, which he learned from watching Donaire himself when it happened to him in a previous fight. webm related Prior to getting eye surgery, former interim UFC champion Justin Gaethje was almost legally blind. 20/60 in one eye and 20/200 in another eye far sighted in one eye and nearsighted in another eye His fighting style at the time reflected this. He used a forward-pressure style with a high guard and relied on taking hits on his forearms and wrestling with his hands to know whether they were close enough to hit."}
+{"text":"There was a local famous heavyweight who wore thick \"Bubbles-style\" glasses when he wasn't fighting"}
+{"text":"Got my gur rank for the styles of Kali and Silat I do two years ago. Still feel like a failure and that I don't deserve it. Fractured ribs on my first Guro ranking attempt which I of course I failed. Does the feeling ever go away?"}
+{"text":"Got my guro rank"}
+{"text":"Hello everybody . So like a 6 months ago my old \"friend\" begged me to lent my dh mtb to his friend, and I told it would be a good idea to strengthen our friendship. with some hesitation I lent it to them the next day. Shortly after 2 days they returned everything was fine, and than they begged me to lent them bike again because his friends bike was broken, and we decided to store it at my basement. Than 1,2 days after they took that broken bike out of basement and sold it. And then begged to lent my dh Bike again for 4 days, because \"I don't need I'm not riding that much\" well yes I was preparing for exams. I said like ok but not for more days, my parents didn't knew that I lent it. Than passed like 2,3 weeks of me literally begging them to return it, also my \"old friend\" was my classmate so I was questioning him every day, and he replied : it's not my problem you lent bike to him not to me. I can write even more in details what happend but it would be long if anyone interested in. After 3 weeks of me begging them they returned me it, transmission destroyed, and every bearing was with rusty water. As an excuse for what they did, they said that I abandoned my friend when we were 13 years old in the forest, and it was telling his friend who wasn't even at the moment it happend, basically imagine the start of small local forest near city where many people hanging out, and we left him in close to exit area waiting for him like literally a wide trail that goes only in one way, as result he walked out with bike only with some mud stains on shirt. And that was an excuse, ok but then they told that they found buyer for my cycle, but they will be selling it without me without my supervision because they told everybody that it's their cycle. I declined it and then they threatened me that they won't give back my tools that I lent them earlier. At this point I told my parents about it, and I got my tools back, and it's not the end of the story. It is too long."}
+{"text":"what lessons did you learn?"}
+{"text":"yea, dont lend people anything. i had to go around to my neighbours to get my paintbrush back that they never used after 3 months,"}
+{"text":"well you learned who your friends really are. As a proper bike autist I never let people borrow anything that I want back in the end. And never to anyone who is black, Indian, or has any kind of YN behavior"}
+{"text":"hi /xs/ this is my cat rupert, hes a very adventurous cat and i was thinking about going skydiving with him. ive been skydiving before and i liked it, does anyone have any experience skydiving with a cat, or any pet?"}
+{"text":"That’s a pretty shitty idea anon, stressing the hell out of your cat for no reason is just abuse. Rupert is very cute though."}
+{"text":"wait, like, THE Rupert? Like picrelated?"}
+{"text":"Rumor has it if a cat has enough time to right itself and spread out their terminal velocity is lower than what it takes to injur them so beyond No gear required, just drop him and he'll be fine"}
+{"text":"OP is this you"}
+{"text":"dude another rupert get, rare added to my collection"}
+{"text":"Wow! What a manifestation of SPIRIT! Forgive my ignorance but, who is the rikishi opposite Asashoryu?"}
+{"text":"filename"}
+{"text":"Our guy."}
+{"text":"think there'll be a new Chris video soon?"}
+{"text":"Geez, I’m sorry. That was extremely newfaggy of me. Thank you for being gracious."}
+{"text":"I hate this company. They ruin every mountain that they touch. They’ve even started going after the mom and pop local hills."}
+{"text":"$300 lift tickets to stand in lines like this."}
+{"text":"Crotched and Sunapee weren't too crazy this last week, that being said their food prices would make a rabbi blush."}
+{"text":"would lowering the ticket prices help?"}
+{"text":"ai photo btw"}
+{"text":"What strength training routines do these types of fighters maintain?Could this be replicated at home?"}
+{"text":"I'd take a look at D1 college wrestling programs and what they do for their conditioning"}
+{"text":"Checked. As other anons have said, the basic compound exercises (squat, bench, deadlift, overhead press, rows) are all good, I'd personally argue that trapbar/hexbar deadlift is a better option for most people than barbell deadlift. Farmer carries (or even holds) can be good for grip strength, hell just hold your last deadlift rep of the day for as long as you can. Like anything consistent training is key, though if you're also training martial arts you need to be careful with your programming: Alternating lifting days and martial arts days, or doing lower lifting intensity on the days you'll train martial arts, etc. I like to do a little lifting before bjj/kickboxing, but the lifting sessions in my case are very minimalist to just maintain strength I've built up over the years. Some other guys at my gym train Mon-Sat, but skip martial arts on Wednesdays to lift full body instead. Lots of different ways to do it. t. Competed in powerlifting for 10 years before switching to bjj and kickboxing"}
+{"text":"They all have different strength requirements. Grapplers need good lower back strength and strong grips and durable strong pulls, they are also very explosive as well. Strikers need cardio and mobility"}
+{"text":"I found a guy on a fb climbing group who ended up being super cool and is very keen on getting me into trad as an outdoor noob. Did my first sport multipitch with him on a fantastic little route. Other than the shitting and crying I did on the way down it was an excellent time. It's been so long since i made a new friend. I love climbing I'm so glad I made a serious effort to do it on hard mode (no gym membership)"}
+{"text":"i'm looking for a shoe that might or might not exist. basically i need a new bouldering/indoor shoe because my old one is falling apart, but over time i started to prefer laces over velcro. so now im left wondering if a soft, but aggressively shaped lace up shoe exists. the closest i found so far is probably the unparallel sirius, but im in europe and cant find it in stock. lasportiva and tenaya might have some options but they seem overpriced. then there is red chili voltage lace, but those are still described as somewhat stiff. any ideas?"}
+{"text":"I think La Sportiva Genius are right up your alley"}
+{"text":"Some shoes to check out: LS genius LS testarossa Scarpa instinct lace (they have softer/stiffer versions I think)"}
+{"text":"If the only thing that hurts about a climbing shoe is the big toe knuckle when applying pressure on the big toe, what is the most likely issue? is it the: size? shape/last? aggressiveness? I somehow doubt that size is the issue since it is only that one area and my shoes fit fine other wise."}
+{"text":"he thinks all guns are sig p320s"}
+{"text":"what went wrong? cheap-ass gear?"}
+{"text":"He hadn't tied a safety knot. so once the rappelling rope was completely taut, the knot tying him to the end of it came loose? isn't it the mistake which just killed him? seems important"}
+{"text":"ah ty eheheh"}
+{"text":"if I jumped over woodchippers for fun and fell in one day that wouldn't be an accident"}
+{"text":"Why should I do kendo?"}
+{"text":"nerds \"\"\"\"research\"\"\"\"\" It's not the nerd part that's inherently a problem. It's being a nerd who can't fight. Shad is not a fighter (as evidenced by him cherrypicking a novice HEMA fighter to spar against and still looking like shit) and he's not a real academic either. He's peak of Mt. Stupid and it's shocking that anyone takes his opinions seriously. Remember the flail video? they are the primary factor in dispelling them. Shad himself is creating myths about flails being useless when the actual research shows the opposite. Even the other HEMAtubers disagree with him there, including Skallagrim who you mentioned."}
+{"text":"it's shocking that anyone takes his opinions seriously. You're seemingly more fixated on him than I am. I merely brought him up because he's an example of a guy who dispelled a myth. You implying that I worship everything he says is a bit of a strawman; do better. Shad himself is creating myths about flails being useless when the actual research shows the opposite. He never said they were useless, anyone who's ever been to a high school physics class can understand how devastating a flail can be. He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believe. The video I was referring to, however, was when he explained that every flail that has the weighted end as the same length as the handle is fake. Lo and behold, many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation."}
+{"text":"He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believe If anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist. many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation. You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that."}
+{"text":"Kendo would be a lot more fun to watch if they also hit the legs. Also watching videos of kenjutsu, the techniques they do used a lot more angles and binds, i know kendo focuses on a single smack and i like how fast they are when they let the shinai go (after a millennia of feeling out the opponent) but i feel like kendo could very easily incorporate more kenjutsu techniques and it would be fun to see with how fast they can get."}
+{"text":"If anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist. Fair enough, back when I talked to history dorks a decade ago, many people thought that every single knight had unique weapons like that. I wasn't aware of a shift in thinking and that now people think they didn't exist. You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that. He used to be very popular back when he was making videos on castle architecture rather than the garbage movie reviews and fantasy weapon reviews he makes nowadays. He's currently unwatchable, but that wasn't always the case."}
+{"text":"A new comfy F1 general now that the old one has gone off the rails lately No Anime No Twitterposting No Redditposting No posting literal shit Strawposting and Gimiposting welcome Also reminder that F1 has had more deaths than many of the sports on this board, therefore extreme"}
+{"text":"The sky commentators are such senile br*ts, they're awful. Although I don't really like the f1tv play-by-play commentator, he has a weird inflection he always does with his voice like he's telling a stupid joke constantly"}
+{"text":"McLaren losing the championship just to keep the brit ahead of the aussie. What a shit team."}
+{"text":"Tsunoda kamikaze"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"Be Mota Bhai Struggling on YouTube since 6 years Got an e-girl GF She cheats on me I leak her number to my friend out of spite to give her threats Friend ghosts me and leaks her number further Everyone hates me now See my egirl talking to D0perman on his stream Jealousy. Pure pain. Start beef with D0perman Get roasted by him and his entire audience Leave the call in frustration Smoke cigarettes to numb the pain Delete discord Delete youtube Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wrong board."}
+{"text":"kys shiteater rapebaby spammer hindu cockworshipper poop demon"}
+{"text":"Why do so many youtuber/streamers have girlfriends that cheat on them?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"hard sparring more than 4x a year Couldn't be me!"}
+{"text":"display a lack of reading comprehension Projecting after misreading my comment. sad."}
+{"text":"as an amateur, i like heavy sparring because i find it fun. As long as you make a rule of not trying to kill your partner (as in, be careful with head-hits), both parties can enjoy it. I dislike light sparring as it gives amateurs false confidence in their abilities, and people can take advantage of that you'll be slower by spamming range like side-kicks."}
+{"text":"BOSS in south africa? Wtf is this."}
+{"text":"If you don't like sparring then don't spar, it's that simple. If you want to test yourself knowing that you're going to get hit in the head, then go for it. Boxing's not for everyone."}
+{"text":"I think in the military they just shoot people and if that doesn't work they stab them"}
+{"text":"Connor v Khabib was the series finale of MMA It's been over since then"}
+{"text":"that font is hideous"}
+{"text":"How would you create a martial art that had as it's main purpose to be most effective against UNTRAINED people? Are there any techniques that are useless in a trained context but disproportionally effective when used against untrained people? Kind of like how in chess there are openings that are principally not sound and easily rebuked by people who know how to play chess, but allow you to easily checkmate a complete beginner (like the scholar's mate)."}
+{"text":"By combining the basics of most effective martial arts. Being proficient in the 1-2, the front kick, the single leg, osotogari and the rear naked choke will make you leaps and bounds better than the average joe provided you don't have a massive size disadvantage. Also add: a proper guard and footwork Keyword: proficient. And also constantly training"}
+{"text":"Now that I really think about it, Silat kind of fits the vibe. If you're trained, half the shit doesn't really work or apply, but if you're against an untrained opponent most of the stuff is very \"pain compliance\" and demoralizing attacks"}
+{"text":"Something that relies on reflex or attacking in an unorthodox way or odd areas."}
+{"text":"Yeah, literally any martial art in which you've had some training"}
+{"text":"That’s just sport bjj. Against trained opponents most sport jiu jitsu goes out the window but against untrained people you can just start doing ridiculous flashy shit and it works because they don’t know what they’re doing. you could literally just pull guard and imanari roll/ bolo them and it works fine."}
+{"text":"How extreme is too extreme?"}
+{"text":"KOTS"}
+{"text":"I really want to take up a martial art, and have since I was a kid, but have an internal defibrillator. It's a preventative measure, and I lift weights/run with no issues. Any ideas what ones would be appropriate? Basically anything where I'm not about to get struck hard and repeatedly in the chest (I own a small shield for it that can fit under clothing very easily/allows for full range of movement, so occasional accidental striking of it/pressing on it is no issue)."}
+{"text":"No thats a lot of striking and often on the chest"}
+{"text":"Is it? I thought the chest was a non-scoring area?"}
+{"text":"I think it's just head and hands that score but I don't know, never done it before"}
+{"text":"That could work for me then. I have a little paceguard thing I can wear over my defrib, and it works pretty well. It'd almost certainly fit under the armor based on what I've seen."}
+{"text":"You are broken, fundamentally. Don't do martial arts. You shouldn't even exist."}
+{"text":"what martial art should i do after taekwondo? i'm currently abt to be a black belt in ITF taekwondo and i noticed that it kinda sucks due to the lack of handwork. ive been thinking of exploring either judo (since im pretty big) or eskrima (for grappling techniques and knifeplay). in general im looking for a style that is more hands-focused to go with the footwork of taekwondo"}
+{"text":"Will you become an amazing all around fighter who can threaten competent fighters? Probably not Can you kick a crackhead in the chest and make him rethink his decision? Probably yes Not everyone has to be super optimal MMA guy"}
+{"text":"Since you have kicks boxing or kick boxing. Escrima seems cool but hard to find a good gym."}
+{"text":"those that aim to redirect the oponent's energy, like aikido, hapkido, daito ryu, taijutsu, etc. i'm kinda interested in them, especially taijutsu and hapkido, but dunno what i should expect exactly (in order to not fall into a mcdojo), so if anyone has experience in them please share, as well as your thoughts on them"}
+{"text":"At the schools I've visited kata seems to be mostly a niche old guy activity or done only for higher belt promotions."}
+{"text":"Actually that's real and not from one of Seagal movies. It's hard to tell because he's always pure kino."}
+{"text":"I don't think the idea of taijutsu is just redirection. It's more like fucking around until the oponent has no tension, then exploiting that."}
+{"text":"If you want to learn the art go for it but don't expect to be able to use the techniques they way they teach you because they teach it wrong for fighting, do it for the love of the game. That said the core principle of redirecting energy is legit and legit overpowered if you do it right. The most important thing to learn is the twitch from daito ryu, i call it like that idk if it has an actual name but what they do is that they do a tiny push or pull to get you to resists in the opposite motion and then do the technique opposite to your reaction, for example they first bump you back so you resists forward and then pull you as you resists, its a tiny motion, almost imperceptible but 100% legit and you can use this concept in more legit martial arts like mma, wrestling and judo. Aikido does basically the same thing but in a circular motion, all you need from aikido is to instead of resisting head on, to simply move to the side and rotate to push or pull the opponent into you. Hapkido is literally just aikido but fast and explosive and teaches how to use the techniques against karate style striking which is slightly better than aikido. If you must I would recommend hapkido because they are legit athletic as fuck, you learn basically everything aikido and daito ryu do and then you can do something more legit focusing on the concepts of energy redirection, not the techniques they teach you, only the concept."}
+{"text":"OP here, so in the end i ended up getting into BJJ and it's been a lot of fun. these three months have been great and i've learned a ton of stuff. i would've liked to get into hapkido but there are no dojangs nearby =(. sound cool, didn't realize that. wish the bujinkan wasn't a scam though :/. thanks for the explanation! i'd love to get into one of these martial arts someday, especially hapkido, hopefully i'll find some place that isn't like 2 hours from where i live •~•"}
+{"text":"lets say your walking down the street and u bump into a guy. one things leads into another your granted a fair 1v1 no weapons only limbs. (kicks and whatnot allowed) but you cant back out. what kind of clothing would be best? would you regular street wear help you? i usally wear a nike tech fleece very breathable and moveable material and typical sneakers. only thing that might through me off is if im wearing some jeans that day. i think perfect fighting outfit would be a good sports tracksuit like the nike tech suit and some sort of sneaker that u can grip the floor in and kick with but thats not too limiting. on the foot"}
+{"text":"im naked honestly i know i can just karate chop his arm and snap his arm"}
+{"text":"bad advice converse are too light and too hard under the foot for what you want you might as well be wearing sandals because converse actually the stitching in the back hurts your feet + if you kick with your toe in shoes youre defective i shouldnt even tell you that anyway get some loafers and re sole them with hard cork and leather"}
+{"text":"you know like vans are loafers or boat loafers youre not restricted to dressing like a gay himosexual kazakh or albanian man to win in fights"}
+{"text":"I would wear the armour of thorns from dark souls."}
+{"text":"optimal fight wear RETVRN TO TRADITION"}
+{"text":"What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight?"}
+{"text":"Go and fight him and see how you do"}
+{"text":"They rarely get into fights since people are afraid of them due to their size. So they rarely get into fights which means they lack experience. Big guys who actually have fighting experience will fuck most people up"}
+{"text":"What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight? they rely on size to intimidate and strength if they do fight, but a real fighter is not intimidated and knows how to beat fatty."}
+{"text":"Promoted to orange belt!(in case anyone is wondering yes that’s a capybara shirt I’m wearing underneath ) It’s been an awesome 1.3 years of judo! I’ve been improving my technique and did amazing at two recent tournaments. The progress shall continue to be strong"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"congrats, anon, hope ur school competes a lot! randori footage when?"}
+{"text":"are you really on here posting real irl pics of your actual face my negro?"}
+{"text":"Why not? I'm proud of it."}
+{"text":"Why is Morihei Ueshiba on the wall? And what's the story with the girl?"}
+{"text":"Why are BJJ channels such obnoxious faggots?"}
+{"text":"Why has my description of a threeway bjj match offended you?"}
+{"text":"Lmfao imagine paying a $150 a annual registration that involves giving up your passport info and biometrics to a Brazilian corporation, then paying $160 per competition on top of it Ibjjf is an IQ tes"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"It's not really hard to grapple multiple people at once They tend to get into each other's way"}
+{"text":"Loser cope"}
+{"text":"Just found out about this sport. Seems too cool to be this niche. Anyone into it?"}
+{"text":"No tricking thread? It was tentatively lumped into the parkour thread under the assumption that there wouldn't be enough discussion to sustain separate threads but it's definitely different enough to warrant a distinct thread if there's adequate interest. You might find some posts relevant to your interests there either way: Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running. Anyone into it? I keep up with some basic parkour and I used to train taekwondo but I've never combined the two enough to be considered tricking. I tried to learn backflips once with the help of two coaches: one thought I had it and the other thought I needed assistance through the flip so I got pushed on one side and not the other, resulting in me rotating sideways and kicking the coach who didn't push me in his head hard enough to put an end to backflip lessons. Sometimes. Tricking consists of gymnastics movements like that combined with martial arts movements like high kicks. Jujimufu on YouTube is somewhat mainstream and was primarily a tricker before he became a bodybuilder. I think the reason people don't know about trickers is that there's too much overlap between movement disciplines and a normie doesn't know or care whether the practitioner in a seven second social media clip is doing tricking, freerunning, wushu, taekwondo, parkour, gymnastics, etc., etc. so they just assume it's whatever discipline they're most familiar with or that the individual is simply doing a flip outside of the context of a specific art. Jujimufu memed himself as the \"anabolic acrobat\" because everybody knows basically what an acrobat is and that's close enough to what tricking is to get the point across."}
+{"text":"what if we took martial arts and made it gay as fuck"}
+{"text":"Everything that's too difficult for my fat obese sedentary ass to do is bad"}
+{"text":"They're basically doing martial arts wuxia movie fight choreography without an opponent"}
+{"text":"I always thought these types of sports were cool because you can pretty much do them anywhere without any equipment. Like at almost any moment, you could just bust out a cool flip and a kick and anyone who happens to see it will be amazed. Seems like an easy way to elicit attention to yourself"}
+{"text":"Would've been GOAT if he wasn't diseased and dying to the cold and flu. He could've been triple champ. DESTROYS Anderson Silva, Israel Adesanya, Alex Pereira, Sean Strickland, DDP. DESTROYS Jiri Prochazka, Jamahal Hill, Glover Texeira. Beats up Magomed Ankalaev, beats Jon Jones. DESTROYS Jack Della Maddalena, Belal Muhammad. Beats Kamaru Usman, Islam Makhachev, GSP."}
+{"text":"good bjj guys or excellent wrestlers such as bo might be able to beat him desu as retarded as this sounds... But otherwise his double leg is retarded fast like a divine flash thunderbolt of the gods. I don't see anyone contending stopping it"}
+{"text":"is it the beard?"}
+{"text":"And why would Dana piss on Trump's head like that?"}
+{"text":"Where to torrent ufc? Pirate Bay quit doing it like 5 months ago"}
+{"text":"trying to decide between going for a walk or playing disc golf. Played disc golf yesterday for reference."}
+{"text":"It's a great sport. Once you start buying you cant stop tho. Just picked these up from my local shop."}
+{"text":"Chuddy Holluy"}
+{"text":"Love Clash, but I hate the look of the Steady Ring."}
+{"text":"They're just so expensive in NA. Best plastic in the industry by far."}
+{"text":"For sure, I wish they had a proper distributor. I love their Sunny plastic, it's too bad they don't seem run it very often."}
+{"text":"why don't more people skate with bigger wheels? I'm talking 60mm and above. it feels so much better to skate when you're not trying to balance precariously on little tiny baby wheels, where even a speck of dust will send you flying."}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"fpbp OP exposed as kook"}
+{"text":"58s are about right, trucks with a shorter wheelbase will help offset the steepness for pop (ie ace, venture v8 but I haven't tried them yet idk if the wheelbite will be bad)"}
+{"text":"I only skate 56mm and up. Mostly 60mm slimeballs or oj's. It does make some things harder but I love the amount of speed you can sustain on big wheels. Plus they just look cooler."}
+{"text":"to the kids these days trends on this have swung back and forth a couple times. the desirable wheel diameter when i was a kid in the 90s was around 40mm. just completely ridiculous for anything other than pristine smooth skateparks."}
+{"text":"Koga Roga Soga who's gonna take Toga and Goga"}
+{"text":"The previous threads before the dan threads didn't hit bump limit before you made a new thread danschizo."}
+{"text":"Neither had the previous when I (neither dan nor anti-dan) made the Futabayama on a bike thread. Stop being gay about pointless things."}
+{"text":"You literally chimped out in those regular sumo threads that hadn't hit file limit yet that people weren't using your dan thread."}
+{"text":"lol, you're a fucking retard. at least half those were me, and I do not danpost. Idiot."}
+{"text":"I want to learn something that would actually teach me how to use a weapon, near me they have fencing, eskrima and kendo. Of these three which one would have the most real life applicability?"}
+{"text":"Maybe instead of saying fast progress I should have said I’m afraid of making slow progress at 50% speed because of bad teachers. I don’t have a lot of time to waste as I’m getting older. I don’t mind putting in the hours but I don’t want to do it purely out of bad teaching slowing me down. I’m trying to get back into shape for firefighting so I also don’t have a lot of time either in general for periods of the year. not enough to waste without making progress if that makes sense. my biggest concern is putting in 500 hours into something I could have gotten just as good at in 300 hours with the right teachers. But I don’t mind putting the time in if it pays off. Smart What are your places like you trained at? How did you find them? I think they’re all cool I think that some of them are cooler than others though. it doesn’t make sense for me to travel 3 hours to a place to practice though and it doesn’t make sense for me to do nothing because I don’t have what I “want” to do near me, so I’m willing to be flexible. I’d like to get to the point I can compete in a year or two. it seems like fun recreationally. And I’m concerned with making fast beginner progress in the first few months so I don’t get bored. that happened with me an TKD when I was much younger where they wanted me to do the 20 step kata over and over when what I wanted to do was two or three step drills and light sparring and practicing individual moves to get the form down. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You can compete within a year or two in both western fencing and kendo. Ask the club how often they usually have competitions. You usually will be practicing for around 6 months in kendo before you can start wearing the protective armor (bogu). Before then you can’t really “spar”, you’ll be learning footwork and basic swings. The reason is because wearing the armor too early can actually mess up your kendo and make you form bad habits early on. Olympic fencing also places a big emphasis on footwork first, but I think generally you can start sparring much earlier. Ask the instructor what their timeline for beginners looks like. Btw, iaido has almost no actual “fencing” component to it. It’s basically all kata as you describe."}
+{"text":"What are your places like you trained at? How did you find them? I didn't write that, it's in the thread I also quoted, but it's something we have all come to agree if a self defense/competition place is what you want. That aside, I'm a judoka. The only serious, proper (as in, not ridiculously small garages) place I could find was a national judo dojo for training Olympic athletes. A shodan there was granted permission to teach to adult beginners."}
+{"text":"Learn anatomy. Find some friends and start stress testing with training knives or noodles. Hell, use a marker or a brush with some shit on it to track contact. Start slow, try to strike a certain area, and have your friend try to defend or even disarm. Speed the movements up, slowly working up towards a realistic speed. Try every variation possible, and practice it all. Then introduce some combo strikes, find a flow. Then realize how FUCKED you would be in a real knife v knife scenario. Techniques won't do jack fucking shit for you in practice, motor skills and actually understanding movement/principles will. You need to learn to intuitively put the pointy thing deep enough into the soft thing while your opponent is spazzing or offering resistance."}
+{"text":"Eskrima/Kali is tons fun. Get some sticks and practice solo drills with YT videos if there is no school you can go to. There is about a 0 chance you will get into a stick on stick fight in real life, but knowing how to hit someone else with one could very well come in handy. Also, the drills are just a lot of fun and build great coordination."}
+{"text":"Stupid fucking retarded french SNCF doesn't allow snowboards on trains but allows skis I read the official policy and it's apparently even more retarded than that. They have NO restrictions on skis, but snowboard is restricted to 130 x 90 cm Fucking what? Kill yourselves frog munching snail slurping fags Any suggestions? Should I say fuck it and take my snowboard on? I'm taking the tvg lyria from Paris to geneva"}
+{"text":"Have you considered just having a car and not being a loser."}
+{"text":"I'm an AMERICAN ok you french loving faggot I have two at home. And these are REAL cars, MAN cars. I can fit your crappy peugeoto pussy wagon in my cars glove box ok? I thought it would be fun to take the europoor transit system. Now I am seeing why FREE AMERICA has no shitty trains."}
+{"text":"If your american then you should just rent a car you'll likely enjoy driving over there anyways."}
+{"text":"Just bring your car over if you're so rich then, faggot."}
+{"text":"Just put them in a ski bag ? From experiance they are not gonna check the bag size anyway."}
+{"text":"Fresh melons edition > old thread"}
+{"text":"Yea actually black people say they like my shoes a lot lmao"}
+{"text":"As I get later into my sesh I tend to get nose to tail wobble when squatting down for an ollie attempt, it's getting to be a real pain in the ass. Think I'm either over squatting or overworking my hams such that they're getting too weak, need to strengthen them up first, not sure..."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure Mitchie is a kike pedophile. I just can't prove it yet."}
+{"text":"She wanted your cock inside her"}
+{"text":"NEW ONE"}
+{"text":"check my high performance fork oil"}
+{"text":"Wth am I supposed to do during the winter? I domt believe the trails will be ridable in below freezing conditions. I will expect everything to be covered in ice. Shpuld I take up skiing?"}
+{"text":"fat bike and/or studs. I never stop riding."}
+{"text":"clips are easy mode and always will be. ironic you call it cope when this is probably the biggest cope I’ve ever heard yet from a flatsnigger."}
+{"text":"This appears to be the closest thing to a dirtbike general on this entire website (/o/ is road only, /out/ doesn't do motors) so here we go 95% of my dirtbike experience is on mx tracks. Last time I tried single track trail riding, I was going at a pretty slow speed through a roller-y stretch that was somewhere between a fire road and a trail. Next thing I know, I was laying down in a helicopter, then I was in a hospital. Buddy of mine whonI was riding with was a minute ahead of me so he didn't see how I went down, but he did have to do CPR to get me to breathe again. Apparently I started tard raging and trying to escape on by pushing my bike up a steep hill but I couldnt as my shoulder blade was shattered. Is there any compelling reason to ever try single track trails ever again? Based on POV footage of guys who are actually good at riding them, it seems like the peak of the whole experience amounts to five finger fillet except, it's you weaving through trees instead of a knife weaving through your fingers. A whole lot of effort for no air, no bitches, and no red bull sponsorship."}
+{"text":"Do you consider horseback riding an extreme sport?"}
+{"text":"Hurdle hopping? No. Rodeo riding? Yes."}
+{"text":"It's a full body plank that requires extensive knowledge of the horse to maintain speed and balance. We learned from training Mustang war horses for WW1 that you can easily kill a horse from over use."}
+{"text":"white girl activity"}
+{"text":"well usually a martial artist can't kick you in the head nearly as hard"}
+{"text":"Do you consider horseback riding an extreme sport? As opposed to what, horsefront riding?"}
+{"text":"Rie Tsukihiji, a pioneer in the world of women's sumo, passed away on July 23rd 2024 at the young age of 46. She was an active figure in women's sumo from the early days of the sport, when it was still called \"new sumo.\" She was a legend, having won 11 consecutive open-weight championships starting from the first All Japan Championship in 1996. She is 159 cm tall and weighs 150 kg. She started sumo late, after entering Takudai University, but her powerful style of wrestling made her a star on the world stage. She won a gold medal at the World Women's Sumo Championship. Why does nobody seem to care? nothing in jap media or anywhere."}
+{"text":"Did this bitch just use sumo as an excuse to become a lardass and eat and eat?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I need to see Japanese mature BBW tits. It's traditional."}
+{"text":"More like extremely obese."}
+{"text":"bumping after 4 fucking months to post this brain dead retardation What the fuck is wrong with your dumb fucking shitty little greasy brain, moron You have obesity of the mind, dipshit Fatheaded fucktard What an embarrassment you are"}
+{"text":"active figure"}
+{"text":"joints hurt your response?"}
+{"text":"tiger style TIGER STYLE WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH"}
+{"text":"netflix and chill"}
+{"text":"I'm not a young man any more, it's time to start taking things more easily and stop putting unnecessary strain on my joints. I will not let my foolish ego cause me to self-harm."}
+{"text":"Do not put on with dyed clothes. whites only, best not to wear clothes. that said remember tendon and fascia injuries/transformations take 9 months."}
+{"text":"I bought sketchy ass dit da jow, I haven't dislocated my shoulder since."}
+{"text":"im looking for ideas for a gambling site, i think there's opportunity to create something really fun and idiotic for people to gamble on, something that isn't dull like horse racing. Marble racing is cool but its been done before, claw machines same thing. With AI you can code things with zero effort, but it doesn't have the human creativity for good concepts. please give me your suggestions on what cool and fun virtual things you would like to bet on and how the game would function.. e.g race/chance/obstacles.. and if you're interesting in collaborating potentially drop a disc"}
+{"text":"With AI you can code stopped reading lol"}
+{"text":"40+ anons. What martial arts do you train? When did you start? Do you train/lift outside of martial arts? I'm looking to get back into judo/boxing but i'm an old fat piece of shit right now. Any suggestions for training smart as an old guy?"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to go slow. I'm about a week into 5x5 Stronglifts. I'm going to wait a couple of months before I start judo again because I should probably lose some weight before rolling around. I hurt my back doing barbell rolls on stronglifts before, had to take a break from lifting and judo. If I get hurt again, i'm thinking i'll just start doing body weight exercises and muay thai, and try to lose more weight than i'd like. I'm going to start incorporating yoga to help with flexibility and tendons and all that. but yeah right now the plan is to go slow, build muscle and flexibility and lose a little weight. thx anon, i might look it up. i'm trying to not overload myself with info because that's an endless road to go down. the guy on the cover looks at least 60 lol. that's a hell of a work load, good for you man. i'm mainly interested in judo/jujitsu for grappling and muay thai for striking. I wish kung fu worked because it looks cool as fuck. part of me died inside when I was younger and realized kung fu is worthless for defense, but I do recognize it's mental and physical attributes. i love fencing, i took a few classes when i was younger. i wish i had endless time and money to be able to train all the things i want. but you can only walk one path at a time i guess. I'm overweight and out of shape and i'm trying to fix that, but i haven't really had any physical issues at all, other than popping something in my back a while ago while doing barbell rows. i go back and forth between deciding whether or not to stay kind of big/chunky but strong and focus on grappling, or losing more weight to get more limber to prevent injuries."}
+{"text":"THANKS FOR THE MILK, MARK Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxing, that's not to say that you shouldn't do boxing."}
+{"text":"I'm fat I should probably lose some weight thx anon, i might look it up. i'm trying to not overload myself with info because that's an endless road to go down. If you're already dealing with training injuries I might suggest either pirating or buying a digital copy and doing a Ctrl+f search for recommendations around that specific injury (it doesn't have everything but it has some of the common ones). I used my digital copy as a reference before buying a physical copy to read outright. Pic related are some excerpts I was discussing with a friend who was struggling to bench with a recurring shoulder injury. Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxing Very solid suggestion. It sounds like OP used to do judo so he should already know how to drill ukemi. Adding this to his daily routine could do a lot towards injury prevention."}
+{"text":"dont roll or spar with someone you wouldnt do acid with"}
+{"text":"5x5 Stronglifts lifting weights is not martial arts. MA is for fighting, the training helps with strength and conditioning. As you get older heavy weights are not your friend. Moderate to light lifting and cardio is best. The best cardio is some combo of fighting practice because the older you get the more likely you are to need it, its just statistics. If you need it its always unexpected - gas station, coming out of a store, getting into your car. Carry a knife and spray. Its always better to be prepared instead of being a victim."}
+{"text":"Pros Game looks great and plays amazingly Fixed the issue from 1+2 where if you shoot out of a curve at a angle you can land safe New tracks are well integrated besides Doom songs that are ripped straight from YouTube New skaters and cutscenes are neat New secrets are fun 2 minute timer surprisingly works good for 4 almost like 4 was bad anyways 4 maps look great and aren’t just a single texture or look like create a park anymore Tons of customization Bam Margara back Cons Visuel clutter mainly on the 3 maps but still playable Removed secrets and objectives that could’ve stayed Some songs don’t fit Zoomer Ninja Turtle Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"they absolutely murdered thps4, i liked the thps3 remake though"}
+{"text":"I installed it and got board after completing the first level in THPS3. Totally bummed that they got rid of the open world in THPS4."}
+{"text":"Bam and CKY = 11/10"}
+{"text":"Why does this thread still have the halloween filter?"}
+{"text":"What use does aikido have? Most people I talk to consider it useless."}
+{"text":"Care to go into more detail on the deep level point?"}
+{"text":"[The kotodama was created together with the universe and is being guided by nature. This world is becoming bigger and expanding every day. It is growing daily and the Great Spirit of the Creation of the Universe is unfolding. Although Heaven and Earth are heading towards completion, we see many peoples, especially Japanese, who have not realized this fact. Since it is high time for us to accept this new happiness, I want to help them awaken from their dream soon and to create a friendly family by gathering together their wandering spirits....First of all, everything should have a center. There is the sun in the heavens, and there should be a center on earth. You cannot work without a center...The Emperor is democracy.]-Yomiuri newspaper interview of Ueshiba on May 27, 1956 [“ Relocating to Manchuria in March 1936, Tomiki became a part-time instructor at Daido Gakuin and taught aikibudo to the Kanton Army and the Imperial Household Agency....Largely through Tomiki’s efforts, aiki training become a compulsory subject for students of judo and kendo, and therefore he sent for his close associate Hideo Oba, then a 5th dan, from Akita in order to develop a teaching staff. Also, Morihei Ueshiba made regular fall trips to Manchuria during these years also to conduct classes at Kenkoku University.]-Aiki News #128 by Stanley Pranin Aikido was previously directly connected to the various nationalist fraternities that was directly involved with the japanese occupation/the war effort. Having largely scrubbed it's public image clean aikido as it exists today is still centrally a practice for cultivating the stereotypically japanese social skill of \"reading the air\" through physical exercise. The alternative dojo hierarchy around belt ranks/the founder comes complete with all the reverential submission expected within japanese society right down to ancestor worship at the house shrine."}
+{"text":"Never heard the term reading the air before. Have anywhere I could read up on that?"}
+{"text":"Aikido always struck me as a good way to train lightly after your body has been beaten up by a lifetime of judo, BJJ, wrestling, etc. I definitely think that you should get a solid grounding in a practical grappling style before moving to Aikido, though. The main problem with Aikido is the lack of non compliant sparring. Sparring, even light sparring, is a good way to filter out bullshit techniques."}
+{"text":"Isn't it the \"Reading the Room\" thing that happens in anime whenever a character makes a faux pas?"}
+{"text":"I know you got mental problems but grabbing the outside of the thigh isn't attempting an uchimuso."}
+{"text":"how do you not yusho Futabayama"}
+{"text":"more embarrassing as a yokozuna than Kakuryu Kakuryu had the most hinkaku of any of them. Always liked that about him even though he wasn't as dominant."}
+{"text":"I’d like to be able to watch something without niggers, beaners, and women. The exclusivity is a big part of the appeal."}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"what kind of judo toss is it called when you slam the guy over your knee and crack his ribs and spleen? t. hurt bjj guy"}
+{"text":"ura bane"}
+{"text":"it's illegal right? yeah and why does a judo guy even know this leg locking technique It's a very well known noob trap move that everyone gets done on them eventually. also why wouldn't judo guys know it? it's literally in the canon of judo."}
+{"text":"kek thats exactly what i thought but it hurts to laugh now :("}
+{"text":"New thread New thread New thread"}
+{"text":"I still consider this to be a Mute grab. It can be a Weddle on skateboards and snowboards, but as far as I know Chris Weddle wasn't a skier, and thus had no input on the creation or naming of this trick. It's still Mute on skis. What name do you prefer?"}
+{"text":"Wear a coat."}
+{"text":"Skate really hard so your body produces more heat."}
+{"text":"Do you skate at night? If yes, what equipment do you use? If no, why?"}
+{"text":"Anyone from the UK? Is it allowed to use inline skates on the road? Pavement? Cycle paths?"}
+{"text":"I usually tried to avoid skating under 10C, 5 is kinda pushing it Just long jeans jnsteatof shorts, will try some thermo leggings and shorts maybe, and I wear a thicker winter biking jacket with the pockets at the back (for water etc) and another layer under like a t-shirt or so. I mainly do urban speed runs with little to no tricks From October or so onward I basically only use the wet setup with MPC storm surge wheels which are basically magic, even on wet roads it grips like it was dry Wet leaves will still get you no matter what and are the real problem I don't skate so much at night aka after 16:00 (that's 4pm for freedom land) this time of the year but otherwise I wear a helmet with a cheap headlight tiewrapped to it, more so others can see me properly, and I have another red one in a semi-transparent back pocket, there's lots of options in that regard You can also swap one of your wheels with one of those LED wheels on each foot, check that they're not overly slow due to the friction that makes the LED work"}
+{"text":"Nope, rip em It's his fault if he hurts his fingers, he made the choice to death grip you"}
+{"text":"why is the standup in jiujitsu so gay and retarded? people just slapping collar ties or shooting with no setup. and i see this happening with higher level people and people with mma/wrestling experience so it's not only a skill issue. my theory is that it's because there is nothing incentivizing forward pressure which leads to people disengaging and backing up a lot in standup situations and hence no situations for setups. in wrestling you get points for pushouts and that should be the case in jiujitsu as well"}
+{"text":"It's only 2 points so its a lot of time and energy for a low score And there's no penalty for just skipping it, so everyone just skips"}
+{"text":"does this apply to mostly ibjjf nogi rules or is adcc the same? based on surface experience people seem to wrestle more in adcc"}
+{"text":"-1 if you pull in ADCC, also nogi grapplers aren't as much of pussies as gi so they're willing to actually compete and not try to game the rules to a win, also ibjjf penalizes the person who got pushed out of bounds defending takedowns and not the one who pushes them put Where ADCC doesn't have any restrictions on boundaries so in ibjjf its a detrement to stay on your feet too long"}
+{"text":"I liked the one in the first episode where it was an actually choreographed sequence showing his stupid shit \"works\" within his weird little bubble, but in the later episodes it doesn't really work. The other alternative is they should've made it so each segment just has a random Master Ken version of the challenge interspersed instead of all piled at the end. Going through each baby segment Gets to Master Ken He's accosted for his baby \"I don't even know this kid, you can have him.\" Throws the baby at the mugger then kicks him in the dick anyway because \"I've had enough babies with enough women to know no good man actually WANTS to have a baby\""}
+{"text":"I see that Shane had to drop out due to an injury, and his score of 16 was finalized. At the rate Gabriel Varga is going, it's likely that Shane won't end up in last place even if he misses the next 4 challenges. Also the judges are super biased; Natan does not deserve the highest score after failing the first couple of challenges. They just wanted him up there because he's one of the most popular dudes in the competition."}
+{"text":"I have to say, nightclub episode was the worst one yet by FAR, completely supid and contrived. And yet it was the one they were hyping up all season so far. I sincerely hope that that was nowhere near the best we got."}
+{"text":"it was the one they were hyping up all season so far. It had potential, but the scenario where the wife sprints away from the contestants to get drugged while everyone in the club bodyblocks the contestant was ridiculous. Also, despite failing the first two challenges, Natan was given the highest score, which was really biased by the judges; he definitely did not perform better than Adrian or Seth."}
+{"text":"let me guess... you \"need\" more?"}
+{"text":"what a waste of a thread"}
+{"text":"9 out of 10 \"skateboarders\" can't even do this one simple trick"}
+{"text":"Kozak to Ura \"Ura is the goat\" in Polish"}
+{"text":"kekked at how very out of breath Kaio was at the Ozeki promotion thing."}
+{"text":"How tf does he have a concave face bros Im dyin here"}
+{"text":"have you seen Tochitaikai?"}
+{"text":"!! UMAI!! t. Sloppa"}
+{"text":"Lewis makes 2.3 rotors that are like $30. I've been meaning to try them"}
+{"text":"Are SRAM brakes being shit a meme or actually shit brakes?"}
+{"text":"basically anything pre-mineral oil SRAM is fucking dogshit. I still don't like the progressive (high \"modulation\") feel of regular mavens but maven base with a linear lever are my favorite brakes currently. Even the DB8s which you can get for like $50 are quite good, easily better than codes"}
+{"text":"fuck you fox"}
+{"text":"its supposed to be loose but i think the o ring is swollen on top of that. in other news, syringe bleeding your damper with a 10 yuro brake bleed kit from aliexpress work a treat"}
+{"text":"segway manuale general / mountain unicycle general mtug where am i putting my stund pegs underneath the axis of my wheel to get maximum speed and grinds"}
+{"text":"bumping this page 1 thread"}
+{"text":"clutch on brake or clutch on accelerator boys and girls i got a guy developing a clutch for the bars on my segway manual so.i can do barspin"}
+{"text":"so whats everybodies preferred wheel size + handlebars raiser? do i go with 16s or 24s hkw am i going to drop my pegs below the axis of my wheel? with a hammer?"}
+{"text":"why is everyone at the park skating such tiny decks (under 8)? are they trying to make me feel like a fat fuck? 8.5 is standard, right?"}
+{"text":"Yea its standard they are just newfags..."}
+{"text":"Flip tricks"}
+{"text":"The fuck is the point of iaido? Why bother learning how to draw a sword if you're not gonna stab someone or at least cut shit?"}
+{"text":"Wtf what is the point in quick draw, my gun is always drawn when I walk in the streets The non analogy answer is it's a situation where techniques can be trained So why not"}
+{"text":"how are you gonna stab someone if you dont draw the sword smart guy"}
+{"text":"He doesn't stab and cut people with his sword in his spare time What a square and a massive fag."}
+{"text":"Do a kickflip!"}
+{"text":"A dickflip? Fine. *unzips dick*"}
+{"text":"*does a pop shove-it*"}
+{"text":"you mean pants right?"}
+{"text":"That's a heelflip! Poseur!!!! SKKKRRRRRRTTT rip anon's genes"}
+{"text":"What's that?"}
+{"text":"I'm think I'm turning Japanese edition Old thread"}
+{"text":"I suspect he's the meth shoe poster"}
+{"text":"Straye makes good shoes"}
+{"text":"buy DC thinking they're still skate brand majority owned by blackrock eh I tried"}
+{"text":"There's nothing left, dude. What are you going to buy, Last Resorts? Have fun paying dunk prices for Kohl's quality."}
+{"text":"It's up"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that are only two people in human history who can consistently beat Phil \"CM Punk\" Brooks in a fist fight and that he is the real Welterweight champion"}
+{"text":"He got paid a shit ton and did something he wanted. He fought in a cage in front of millions of viewers What have you done?"}
+{"text":"not humiliated myself in front of millions of people in a sport i started too late"}
+{"text":"Only pussified men care about how others perceive them. He did what he wanted and that's more than you can say for yourself wagie."}
+{"text":"you are a not-fighting bitch. your opinion is worthless and trash."}
+{"text":"he did what he got paid millions for* fixed that for you if you dont care how others perceive you youre more likely to be a slovenly retard, which you are, so that works keep simping for an old pro wrestler who failed at MMA Brock Lesnar is an example of how to actually do MMA after being a pro wrestler."}
+{"text":"It's just people fighting on concrete. Go to any shithole with clubs or bars and you'll see the same every Saturday night. It's a tale as old as time What's beautiful is most of them have a gentleman's agreement even with no rules allowed only a few eye poke or gouge bite etc.. even these hooligans have respect for their enemy"}
+{"text":"Thats a man anon."}
+{"text":"Death Sentence talks and acts like he's middling somewhere between high and low functioning, they really shouldn't be letting him fight when he can't retain anything from being coached by a professional"}
+{"text":"That charlatan only fights other charlatans. They won't let him fight anyone with real training."}
+{"text":"HE PACKIN"}
+{"text":"I was recently diagnosed with a scaphoid nonunion and need to have surgery soon to fix it. It’s going to put me in a cast and out of commission for several months. I’m currently weighing the options of doing the surgery now and ruin my upcoming vacation and part of my summer, or later and ruin my whole summer. Either way, I won’t be doing much for a very long time. How do you stay sane while you’re healing from injuries?"}
+{"text":"Did you stay sane, Anon, or did you lose it?"}
+{"text":"Feet are here for a reason, get yourself a second keyboard for them"}
+{"text":"How do you stay sane while you’re healing from injuries? After you have been injured enough times you know the routine. See pic - guess what I had to get? Surgery was fine, but during the recovery I had something called vasovagal or some shit like that and my heart rate dropped, dropped some more, then I flat lined for 30 seconds and saw the light. Dr. says 6mos before I go back to motocross riding. You either live life and enjoy the aches and pains later, or do nothing and waste your life."}
+{"text":"You just need to do what you can. when I broke my collarbone I just did body weight squats and toe raises and used hand grippers in both hands for blood flow and did some very light lifting with the other arm. I could have probably used a treadmill but did a stationary bike instead to minimize movement. I didn’t get surgery for my collarbone and I have problems with it but a year and a half later it’s stronger than it was before I broke it so it’s manageable. when I fet my collarbone healed enough to lift I started with a. One pound water bottle and very slow reps, and just slowly went from there"}
+{"text":"O'Hare had some good roles on L&O It gets a bit jarring on rewatches when he's constantly showing up as different characters though"}
+{"text":"Is anybody here into breaking or other similar dance styles? What's your training routine like?"}
+{"text":"I'm not christian i pray to myself :3c"}
+{"text":"I've never thought about it so clearly, it sounds a bit defeatist but i guess in my situation and for you you'd be right. Strange that you havent found any dancebuddy yet because in my 3 years of posery i've had like 2 who i still keep in touch with, one i met at dancing classes and the other on a famous dancing spot, maybe you should check those out your city?"}
+{"text":"Nah, it's not strange at all. First of all most of the \"dance classes\" I could find here are aimed at literal children and teenagers. And even if they weren't, I just consider this whole dance class thing very faggy and fake. I have a very specific and autistic vision of what dancing should be (at least for breaking in particular). It's the type of shit you should be training in some garage alone or with some sort of makeshift crew (while occasionally yelling at eachother), up until like 2am and then maybe cracking a few beers open. Should feel a bit grimy and rough around the edges, a bit sporadic. That's what makes the whole process feel authentic and unfiltered. Paying some guy to \"teach\" me dance moves through his carefully curated lessons over the course of a few weeks, surrounded by other clumsy chumps feels so sanitized and corporatized. There's no charm to it. As for \"dance spots\", there are none. Not in my city at least. I live in the balkans, there just isn't a culture for this sort of thing here. I'm pretty much an outlier in terms of my obsession with this dancing shit. I'm sure there are at least a few others ( in this country) who have a passion for this sort of thing, but they most likely keep it to themselves, just like i'm doing lol. So there's not chance of intersecting whatsoever. Again, not exactly bothered by this fact, since i'm not actively seeking out people in the first place. But hypothetically, it would be an interesting experience to practice with someone like that."}
+{"text":"Anyone else watching this?"}
+{"text":"huh idk about this event but the one redbull event that really made me wish i could dance well was the redbull dance your style, especially that one stance compilations. so much entertainment and vibes"}
+{"text":"Is the suplex the ultimate move? It seems like nothing can match its fight-ending superiority."}
+{"text":"Freestyle/folkstyle kind of suplex? Very unpleasant, and potentially fight ending but not necessarily Actually Tombstoning a guy? Hard to pull off, but if you do, yeah, he's not getting up"}
+{"text":"Sure seems to be"}
+{"text":"What's your excuse for not skating?"}
+{"text":"WEAR GEAR HELMET AND PADS no"}
+{"text":"Make skateboarding cozy but get real fucking good To where you can go to a competition real nervous but ignore the hype and perform better than anyone else because you practiced extensively If someone bombed a hill in San Francisco and you want to do that, wear gear and PRACTICE SITUATIONS WHERE YOUD GET SPEED WOBBLES OBSESSIVELY Evel Kinneval could have gotten a lot further if he were good at math So apply math and physics to your obsession You can only break and twist your limbs so often before you have to decide to either quit take a break or better yet WEAR GEAR AND STUDY LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT The hippie dippie retards with no gear are bound to either become paralyzed or addicted to crack"}
+{"text":"You must have really good health insurance or dont practice that often to decrease your risk Let Andy Macdonald be, he's got a lot more testosterone than you"}
+{"text":"You must have really good health insurance nope or dont practice that often I skate every day Let Andy Macdonald be You must be ancient"}
+{"text":"I broke my back."}
+{"text":"Could I use this for muay thai?"}
+{"text":"i don't know"}
+{"text":"I can't tell you"}
+{"text":"can you repeat the question?"}
+{"text":"YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW Most places will ask u to use 16 oz gloves for sparring. Everlasts are fine but Windy, Fairtex, Twins, Yokkao, and if ur sugar daddy is paying for gloves, Winning gloves are all better choices. The first 4 I listed are easily found in new/used condition on fbook marketplace or by your friendly semi-retired neighborhood coach at ur local crunch gym who still has a wholesaler acct."}
+{"text":"and you're not so big"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"some form of striking is ACK"}
+{"text":"Faggot. Yes, and look how unprepared he was. One shot and he went straight down."}
+{"text":"does anyone have a clip of takayasu making a mush of dan's face from september?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe Mita is kill"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that there is nobody in human history who can consistently beat Tom Aspinall in a fist fight and that he is the real heavyweight champion"}
+{"text":"funny enough, Oleksander Usyk is now the lineal UFC heavyweight champ, since Fury (barely) beat Ngannou then Usyk beat Fury twice. so i guess Usyk's gotta go to the UFC once he's done boxing"}
+{"text":"*pokes his eyes*"}
+{"text":"This aged well"}
+{"text":"Well, considering he's blind now i think most people could beat him."}
+{"text":"Aye aye"}
+{"text":"What’s up /xs/bros. I’m Mortis, the new /xs/ divegrass manager. Our extreme virtual divegrass team will be competing in the upcoming 4cc Autumn Babby Cup. Use this thread to comment your suggestions for players, aesthetics, tactics, any thoughts on the overall team, or be the first /xs/ anon to call the new manager a fag. Our board is home to a wide variety of extreme sports, so I would love to see a little more representation of sports that haven’t gotten a chance to shine. I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future. This will be my first cup as manager so please support our team this next cup. Let’s show all the other boards that it’s not about the size of our board that matters, it’s about how long it takes to learn a new skate trick without giving up, how many times we get thrown on the mat by our opponent and we still get up, how we go for that steep hill on our bike without bailing. Whatever extreme sport you practice, it’s about the extreme passion you have. And remember, you don’t have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker."}
+{"text":"Well now were dead on match two. How about next time you don't fucking throw a match to /y/ by trying to match their retardation. Also change Tony Hawks model from that stupid fucking static PS1 model. Grab one from the newest games, those would fit so much better since he wasn't having those existential moments in the 90's."}
+{"text":"Well we lost 5-2 today. Sorry for another loss /xs/bros. This was my 2nd match managing but I'm quickly learning how to get better. On Sunday we play /vr/. It might be our last game of this cup but we're gonna give it our all to at least get this win. Cope and seethe anti fun nigger, but I will steal your idea on a new model for Tony,"}
+{"text":"Of all my years watching fake divegrass matches, I've never witnessed such retarded livemanaging at play. I hope you keep managing for the foreseeable future, but Hakuho has to go, dude isn't even the JSA janny anymore, he's less relevant to /sumo/ right now than moriururara"}
+{"text":"Keep it up and next time it will be better."}
+{"text":"So we lost today's game 0-4. That's the final game of this cup for us. I'm not here to make excuses. I apologize for the performance we had this cup. I promise there will be huge changes coming when the Spring cup comes around. Changes such as roster changes, tactical changes, a new stadium that I will do my best to get, etc. Thank you to everyone that supported this team during this cup. We will be back, Earth Rockers never die. This will be the first change. The only reason he played in this cup is because this was my first cup managing and I wanted to see if he still had it, but no, this nigga is GONE. Thanks buddy"}
+{"text":"\"SKREEEEEEEEEE~!!!!\""}
+{"text":"fake"}
+{"text":"nta but I can confirm this to be the case as well just the act of independently importing airsoft stuff here is bonkers crazy restrictive in terms of permits and bureaucracy bullshit luckily I know a guy that knows a guy who can do it fairly easily so for me the tariffs ain't as bad as actual retailers (which are extremely few and far between to begin with) t. latin american"}
+{"text":"just buy a real gun at this point kek if our airsoft laws are so strict, you think gun laws would be more lenient somehow? Aussie gun laws look generous in comparison to ours. go shoot it out in the desert Ironically airguns are somehow more popular and people go to the desert and do that, and that's a gay compromise between firearms and airsoft imo, but I digress."}
+{"text":"DMR shooting safely 0.06J below the field limit with like a below 1% deviation in muzzle velocity the only thing that puzzles my autism is that it's usually like 100.2m/s 100.5m/s 100.8m/s but then 1 funky 99.6m/s or something such in there every now and then. makes me wonder if that's natural \"imperfect air seal\" randomness, or if there's a timing issue or something, or if that's just a natural part of AEGs and chronos etc that can't be mitigated. i think i see it with all my guns to an extent"}
+{"text":"i dont even like the DMR playstyle, nor am i especially good at it. i just like making the numbers look good. when im actually playing to win i sprint at the enemy with a (basically) stock smg or assault rifle"}
+{"text":"Reminder that protein powders are full of lead"}
+{"text":"Yeah you keep saying that over and over every time you see that bout and its just not an interesting thing to say so you can stop already"}
+{"text":"I will never not be amused by Kisenosato's top rikishi matching his yusho count before even making Ozeki."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"I didn't notice it until he said it. Cry more."}
+{"text":"Film a clip - post a clip edition Old thread"}
+{"text":"it's a \"sport\" for burnouts and degenerates and other social rejects who couldn't get into the 'cool jock' friend group. That's why we got into it"}
+{"text":"sybau"}
+{"text":"Skateboarding is only cool if you think you're not cool for doing it"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY MAKE 7.5 DECKS ANYMORE"}
+{"text":"don’t know but I skate a 7.8"}
+{"text":"are you a literal child? just get an 8."}
+{"text":"You mean like a freestyle deck?"}
+{"text":"So you don’t know?"}
+{"text":"that's fucking tiny just like your penis"}
+{"text":"Thoughts? tl;dr The last one was great, looking forward to the next one."}
+{"text":"God damn flograppling took the streams down. Anybody know where I can watch them? I was almost done on the first day"}
+{"text":"That'll be $150+ tax You're not missing anything, day 2 started strong but turned into a stall fest by the end again And there may have been some rigging that took place We need to see the contracts"}
+{"text":"wtf already?"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately. Well it was free like Craig promised, too bad I wasn't able to watch 14 hours of video in two days..."}
+{"text":"2025 already forgotten"}
+{"text":"While following video guides and doing bag work and drills? There is no boxing gym or any martial art gym near me."}
+{"text":"Nah, you will definitely develop bad habits that will be hard to get rid of later."}
+{"text":"There is a youtube channel called expert boxing. You can learn the techniques but not fighting."}
+{"text":"If you're not a broke loser, you can at the very least find someone who can give you lessons here and there at home, and record those sessions, and do that shit religiously. Or find people to spar/train w locally."}
+{"text":"You can get fit and learn the basics, but you need sparring an actual human bean to actually understand what you are doing, and learn defense."}
+{"text":"Hell, OP even if you're are a broke loser, borderline homeless you probably can find someone to train you. In many countries there are state facilities for it."}
+{"text":"what's your favorite /xs/ anime"}
+{"text":"Holyland"}
+{"text":"Ashita no Joe Hajime no Ippo And manga all rounder meguro"}
+{"text":"Started training my hands referencing Wolff's law, currently using a single piece of cardboard covering cinder blocks. Averaging about 200 strikes (chain, straight, body punches) a day. I also use a grip resistance palm clench about the same amount of reps. Any other ideas how to strengthen the knuckles and joints? Curious about adding more calcium rich foods into my diet as well."}
+{"text":"try press-ups where you point the fingers towards each other in the middle, and flip the hands over between each rep. palms on the floor, middle finger tips not too far apart, lower your chest to your hands, then press up and use the momentum to lift your hands off the floor. flip the hands over so you land on the backs of your hands instead, and repeat, alternating. makes your wrists sturdy. i'm not that gym-strong but my gym bro friends mire this cause they can't do it. they also mire being able to pull up on a doorframe. they can do way more pullups than i can on a bar, but can't do one when they need to grip with just the fingertips. try that too."}
+{"text":"What is the best martial art if you are normal sized (5'11/6 foot) but physically weak (110 pounds)? Those are my stats. Eskrima sounds nice but you can't carry sticks or knives around with you like an fighting game character."}
+{"text":"Anything point based like Taekwondo, or technical grappling like Judo and BJJ"}
+{"text":"Krav Maga"}
+{"text":"t. 110 5’7 manlet If you’re 110 at 6 feet, you are extremely underweight and undermuscular for your size. Both of these put you at serious injury risk, I wouldn’t do a combat sport till you get that handled and get to a normal BMI. Even as a shortie who doesn’t need much more massI found bjj and wrestling extremely hard on my shoulder and knee joints, and a major cause of this was fat and muscle are the padding protecting both once someone with wrestler forehead wants to give either a 180 degree rotation. You can ignore this advice, but if you do, go buy your leg sleeves now, because you’re gonna be wearing them for a half year within 3 months."}
+{"text":"Wrestling"}
+{"text":"If you're thinking of carry weapons and you obly weigh 110lbs dont be suprised when my 5'7 186lbs ass puts you in hospital and get charged with causing GBH... maybe actually eat sime fucking food and justclearn to fight if you want to fight. I cant understand people like you and i thi k you'd have a vetter prospective after 16 years of kickboxing gyms and 6 of BJJ.. you're going to pull a stick out on the wrong person one day and thats worse than just shoving them because they're going to think you're trying to kill someone so they're going to over react and go overboard on your ass and you're going to be holding the shitty end of that stick my boy.."}
+{"text":"friendly reminder that pic related broke the record"}
+{"text":"Rest in power Felix"}
+{"text":"Should have worn a parachute. be famous for jumping really far, further than ever before and using a parachute die using one of the lowest altitude methods of flight by not being able to use a parachute This is like... yeah I can run a mile in a minute, but you have to count really slow like this 1.............2.............3........... Can only survive a fall with 30 minutes of warning or some shit lol"}
+{"text":"Sigh,,,"}
+{"text":"Things DID get really crazy! Crazy painful. That's what you get for being named after a failed painter."}
+{"text":"Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?"}
+{"text":"he's a retarded spaniard"}
+{"text":"I used to do that when I was little, we swang from Eucaliptus trees hair-like branches down a steep rope. Shit was crazy, but they'd probably snap if you weigh more than 40kgs. We also used to climb a very tall tree (four story building in height) which was a pine tree I guess but not one of those straight-withouth-branches inb4 eurofag"}
+{"text":"Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey? Your mom's bush."}
+{"text":"I would use branches"}
+{"text":"It's not about the forest, it's about the human anatomy."}
+{"text":"I've Been Playing For 25 Years But I Stopped Enjoying It 15 Years Ago Edition. Old thread: We're coming back any day now, boys."}
+{"text":"does anyone have a line on 90s paintball anodizing jobs? they were 90s wacky and wild and i want to get my AR to look like a custom job from 97."}
+{"text":"stock class and pump on the airball field is infinitely more fun than using semi and electros. i put on pump airball days with 8-14 guys showing up typically. we do saturdays since sundays is more popular with the speedball guys. im always able to convince the 3-4 dudes with electros who DO show up to give pump a try. they always love it, and everyone appreciates the faster paced, short games. with pumps, you are able to pull off way crazier moves and no one is staying put and hiding behind bps. even when the pace and action are ramped up, you will NeVER catch a pump guy cheating/wiping."}
+{"text":"PK selective did those. And they do/did AR parts too. ARC annodizing is one of their old guys iirc."}
+{"text":"thats my shit right there."}
+{"text":"yea that era of paintball was the peak. mags and cockers, actual athleticism and big paint. i had a shit ton of folks outraged when i suggested a \"Classic Mech League\" with no space mechs allowed. -revvys only -single trigger -mags and cockers only -no r/t, no hair trigger, limit lbs/trigger pull the emek and mech trigger kit electro guys were very butthurt that i would come up with a mech game they weren't allowed to hide behind bps with. \"you should allow emeks at least\" \"these rules make no sense, theres no difference between modern mechs and the older stuff\" \"no one will show up to a game like that, its unsponsorable\" definitely gave me more incentive to try and actually put something together."}
+{"text":"The deadly strike against the carotid."}
+{"text":"If you get a black belt does that make you the Kung Fuhrer"}
+{"text":"It will drop you if you have never had it happen before. It's not somewhere you expect to get hit. It would be like if somebody hooks your armpit. You are not tensed there ready to receive a blow."}
+{"text":"The idea back then i think, at least on the allied side. Was to teach some basic and easy to learn strikes that would quickly disable your opponent. William E. Fairbairn developed his own fighting style called \"Defendu\" or \"gutter fighting\" based of his experience in Shanghai. He taught this to OSS operatives."}
+{"text":"most of this was theoretical. u can take a much harder object and do permanent damage but a edge of hand strike to the nose will never be fatal unless you shoot them in the head afterwards."}
+{"text":"i've been doing boxing for some years but recently got a shoulder injury that will take many months to recover. Unfortunately i cannot do sparring and other heavy training and can only do light exercises and practice combinations that are not too taxing on the shoulders. What types of training can i do to keep up in the meantime so i do not lose progress or at least have something where i can improve?. I was thinking on focusing on footwork, coordination drills and light shadowboxing for technique but i can't seem to incorporate them well enough."}
+{"text":"What do you mean that you can't incorporate them well enough? I'll probably get hate for this but Tai Chi might be a really good option. It's basically footwork, coordination, and shadowboxing but the whole point is to develop relaxed strength; coordination is a huge part of that. As long as you find a good teacher who isn't super woo woo I think it will be really good. But that also depends on the nature of your injury..."}
+{"text":"Basically i dislocated my shoulder many years ago during weight training. After that it was extremely sensible to overhand movement(sports like swimming, volleyball, etc are a no go) and would dislocate stremely easily. Iwas told just recently that it should not be strained since it could do long term damageto the shoulder. What i do in the meantime are foodwork drills, coordination and light technique with partners, but i can feel my stamina and strenght slowly declining over time."}
+{"text":"He squatted on BWC"}
+{"text":"Fag"}
+{"text":"take advice from ur PT on what ROM shit u can do as u recover. beyond that, image training, footwork, cardio, build the fuck out of your free arm's arsenal."}
+{"text":"I used to do boxing in high school (3 years). I'm now 36. Thinking of starting karate. Which type is good? Should I do shotakon karate? Or I have an ashihabara karate school right next to my house, it seems the best for me. (I already did TKD (Taekwondo not Total Kike Death) and Muay Thai and I didn't like it much but ashihabara karate seems cool and more useful from videos) Before I start, I wanted to get a bit more /fit/, so I lost a lot of weight, got down to 77 kg from 88, I'm 187 cm. Still no visible abs but I think I should be good to go"}
+{"text":"honestly at this age look into muay thai, bjj, or MMA the target demographic is more skewed towards adults and you get into the action faster"}
+{"text":"couldn't that fetish OF harlot at least get an ACTUAL gi and not a bath towel?"}
+{"text":"shotacon Fucking little boys don't make you strong. Joke aside do kyokyushin or something that looks like kyokyushin."}
+{"text":"shotakon karate where is the lolikon judo school?"}
+{"text":"the focus on forms n weird shit for belt rank progression will be not too different from the tkd bs u had to do. not sure why u want to do that if u already box and theoretically understand how to train to fight and be fit. go find a kickboxing/muay thay school that has a big emphasis on competition."}
+{"text":"climbs K2 and Everest without oxygen skis down Find a more /xs/ guy"}
+{"text":"sometimes i tell my wife to shut the fuck up because she yaps non stop"}
+{"text":"that's why the milkman's fuckin her"}
+{"text":"marc andre whatever his surname was, the crazy canadian alpinist"}
+{"text":"Damn Chris needs to lay down the crack pipe"}
+{"text":"takayasu saved again"}
+{"text":"He thinks we're actually staying here, lol."}
+{"text":"I don't know anything about sumo, but was it necessary to have 4 of these threads?"}
+{"text":"Not at all. Closer to 10 threads is more necessary."}
+{"text":"What's the lowest bar to entry combat sport I can hop in and spar as a complete beginner? I want to have a taste for it without having to go through months of work."}
+{"text":"Lmao. These guys are actually trained and will btfo most people who \"train\""}
+{"text":"Unironically sumo."}
+{"text":"A competent coach would probably strongly discourage that There isnt a competent coach that doesnt encourage hands on experience. As long as youre being safe every martial art should allow sparring on the first lesson."}
+{"text":"BJJ let's you spar on day 1."}
+{"text":"If you don't seem to squirrely, most places will let you or encourage you to spar and roll asap, as long as u are wearing whatever gear they require (groin cup, mouthguard, shin guards, wraps, 16 oz gloves, etc)"}
+{"text":"What would be the escape if is already locked in?"}
+{"text":"If they haven't managed to take out all the slack, you can twist to the side and roll out of it (ideally, grab their left ankle with your left hand and pull till you \"spin\" enough to take the pressure off.) You're still going to land in a trash position, but it's at least an attempt at survival."}
+{"text":"i was thinking exactly of a gogoplata, pretty hard to pull off considering the punches youre exposed to"}
+{"text":"Fastest tap in the west."}
+{"text":"I have shekels to burn and have no other hobby tell me why I shouldn't do paramotoring"}
+{"text":"iv done both, got into paragliding to get good skills for paramotoring, with paramotoring i got annoyed with the amount messing you have with gear, your engine needs servicing all the time, i bought my one new and the throttle stuck on one of my take offs about 4 weeks in, so killed the engine landed and from that day it just seemed endless money pit with seals goin, bolts coming loose... this was new after all a touch of lock tight costs nothing. As for the paragliding thats epic, when you catch your first thermal you will be hooked, flying with birds never gets old and the view with out the ridiculous noise is always sweet"}
+{"text":"In the video he was flying at full speed trim out, altitude is your friend when flying, if something goes wrong low you won't have time for any input apart from shitting yourself., so looks like his right side had a small tuck, but at full bar the wing wouldn't recover, you can get some really good en-a wings and low en-b wings (they will recover themselves if you just go hands up and power off) but this guy was fill throttle."}
+{"text":"Yeah playing with your phone that low is just stupid, IF he had his hands on the controls he MAY have saved it."}
+{"text":"get an eskate"}
+{"text":"A pylon of what?"}
+{"text":"European riders are arguably the more skilled of the two No. Your defending champion Jorge Prado came to the US and is getting 5-8. European pros themselves still watch AMA more growing up Because euroop is culturally irrelevant. We do nothing to make it more presentable I agree most MXGP tracks are ugly and forgettable. Why are we like this? Genetics."}
+{"text":"the more skilled of the two That's why when they race in the US they always loose."}
+{"text":"I'm a lightweight, (1.78m, 60kg), i've been going to judo for some months now, I'm liking it a lot, but, is it comparable/better to wrestling? Especially for a guy my size, I always thought wrestling would be useless as from what I know, it uses a lot of raw strength, while judo (though it still uses strength) is better suited for taking down heavier/stronger people. Is this right? Should I try doing some wrestling? I find judo very good but also sometimes limited by the sport"}
+{"text":"This is more of a demonstration of skill than pure strength. The base throw works by pulling your opponent a big off balance, tripping them over your hips, and guiding them to the ground with your arms: It's been over a decade since I've done any judo, but I feel like you could resist this by wrapping yourself around your opponent surely? Or would that be against the rules?"}
+{"text":"There are counters to every throw. The trick is to use them in a context where they're not going to be countered I don't mean in the sense of a judo counter, because I understand that in sports judo the scoring system is somewhat artificial in the way it scores knockdowns, I mean that even if you end up at the bottom of a pin the choke is backwards for applying pressure to the neck and you're in a position to apply a reverse choke right? I'm sure getting slammed into concrete rather than a mat would hurt more (and if you didn't know any break falls then you're probably going to get badly injured) but I feel like even if the throw is successful it's not decisive"}
+{"text":"Fair enough, I'll defer to your experience then"}
+{"text":"Imagine being so hated they design infrastructure against you"}
+{"text":"if you wanna skate that badly people will do this unironically i remember when the city closed down the local skatepark, never stated a reason why. Some pulled up with his truck snd ripped off the fence snd got arrested"}
+{"text":"I enjoy that it does both."}
+{"text":"fall and get injured sue city"}
+{"text":"Skaters unironically destroyed the social concept of \"older automatically the boss of younger\" way more than rock n roll fags. with a skateboard I can talk shit to whoever I want there's probably people I can talk shit to around here I was just a poser that skated for travel, but we would skate for hours and be all tired and see some guy guy walking or something and just yell \"hey fuck you!\" and people would typically get mad and maybe chase and that would give us the energy we needed to continue. Your friends don't want to leave somewhere? Throw a bottle or some shit at a moving truck driving by and force everybody to run. It was all stupid as fuck and made nobody better, but it kept us out of real trouble for the most part. It's the retards that fell on property like this skating and sued that messed it up for everybody btw."}
+{"text":"No, it was retarded faggots like you who ruined it for everyone who just wanted to skate."}
+{"text":"Does bjj teach you anything useful?"}
+{"text":"bj is extremely useful the extra j is completely redundant"}
+{"text":"Bro, be smaller than people and decent grapple, you can beat the biggest guys around cause they all wanna shoot on the little guy and man handle him. 9/10 when I wrestle somebody bigger they end up shooting right into my arm, i lock them up and torque back after wrapping my legs and they can't lift anymore. Guillotine within 15 seconds no problem. Rear naked, kimora, or armbar typically hits after a miss with guillotine cause they have to drop into full guard. This is just backyard shit with the bros that train though. We didn't typically want to hurt each other. People never want to fight me, and I don't like to fight so it works out. I'm sure knowing that I can hit him or choke him to sleep gives my attitude something that others can identify. I can tell when somebody else isn't fucking around too. It helps with your reaction to the confrontation of violence which helps with the outcome majorly. If somebody starts choking a normie they are going to die lol. If somebody starts choking a bjj decently trained dude he's going to remain calm like another day on the mat and likely manuever out. It's just about being equipped to deal with the situation. A guy my size threatens me? It's very unintimidating because I know I can outskill somebody with 40+ pounds on me, 60 once. So this guy is going to get broken apart if he is completely untrained. It would be horrific. I would probably just gain control and try to talk him out of it. That's what it teaches you."}
+{"text":"Royce Gracie retired 15-2-3. He is inarguably the best grappler that ever existed in the UFC. If he was around now with the array of training that exists he would easily be 20-0. I fucking hate Royce Gracie with a passion because he said he tries to hurt his opponents badly, but you can't talk shit about his skill level you stupid fuck."}
+{"text":"He is inarguably the best grappler that ever existed in the UFC you can't talk shit about his skill level you stupid fuck. I did call him one of the best in my comments. Are you just illiterate? Were you unable to comprehend... \"Gracie, arguably one of the world's best BJJ practitioners with an 82% win rate at one point,\" If he was around now with the array of training that exists he would easily be 20-0 I respectfully disagree; he was a BJJ purist,st and the MMA people of today who incorporate Judo, Wrestling, and BJJ would beat that purist's ass."}
+{"text":"Karate master kung fu tier fantasy"}
+{"text":"Can /xs/ double dutch?"}
+{"text":"How the hell is this thread still alive?"}
+{"text":"be op pic be black mods won't touch you Bit racis innit?"}
+{"text":"granny jumpin not double ditchin like ya shoulda been"}
+{"text":"All \"martial artists\" are pathetic, weak-minded people; they have to wear rainbow ribbons to motivate themselves in cosplay. A true martial artist primarily cultivates and masters his mind, and in his martial life, he will only wear a rope around his waist and eventually a black belt after long years of mental, physical, and martial training."}
+{"text":"No it don't Mother fucker more than half of the throws in judo use the gi as a grip If you think a wrist throw is as easy as a gi throw you're completely deluded"}
+{"text":"Kek. This guy's right, op."}
+{"text":"Why are you responding earnestly to this shitposter? Just go with the flow and shitpost back."}
+{"text":"baited"}
+{"text":"Bait baited"}
+{"text":"ufc 320 thread. patchy mix sucks edition"}
+{"text":"holy shit this board is dead fuck casauls"}
+{"text":"Jiri is an insane maniac. If you watch MMA and you dont like Jiri, the fuck is wrong with you? Absolute war between him and Khalil, cheers to both men Big Ank got steamrolled by Alex. Ank did very well the first fight and Poatan took that personally. An incredible performance from him. I think Poatan should fight Ulberg next. I feel for Sandhagen, he is a great fighter but not elite. Gave Merab a tough contest but ultimately Merab is in his prime and undeniable. Rest of the card was OK. Pyfer had a nice come from behind submission"}
+{"text":"I know the japanese tourism and animation industry have a lot to thank toriyama for, but something underrated is how much the martial arts industry has to thank him for fact is it wouldn't be nearly as popular of a hobby as it is if this show never existed since it's the thing that inspired so many kids to get involved so ITT we will discuss all things related to our training and self improvement and helping each other exercises, training routines, diets, motivation, etc. work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty"}
+{"text":"Nah its over for me. I'm a 34 year old virgin with no friends. I've never been in a date. I work minimum wage. I will never remotely be happy or have the life I want."}
+{"text":"You've got potentially another ~70 years of life and you're still younger than some Olympians."}
+{"text":"I did so good on my diet today but when I went out I had a lot of chips, disappointed in myself but it's ok I'll write my daily failures down each time until I have nothing left to write"}
+{"text":"when I went out I had a lot of chips Calculate how many calories that was and compensate for it the next day(s)."}
+{"text":"Its more important then a helmet i swear. When will skateboarders all wear gloves. Does big globo skate hate gloves. Do I have to explain y u should wear and use gloves"}
+{"text":"Sick skateboarding bro"}
+{"text":"longboarders wear slide gloves"}
+{"text":"minimum gear is hemlet and gloves for any sport where speed kills"}
+{"text":"Looks gay"}
+{"text":"longboarding gloves exist anon"}
+{"text":"Do you regret not learning when you were still young"}
+{"text":"Was at a park with a bunch of kids taking lessons and adult skaters who could barely ride. We all had fun. Just have fun bros"}
+{"text":"is it too late to start at damn near 25? i think it would be cool, not even looking to do tricks or anything, i just want to get really damn proficient/fast at pushing and steering. i think it would be cool to roll instead of walk sometimes. i am just on the old side for this, and tall/heavy which is a really shit combo for balance. could i improve this? yes. it's just a question of whether or not doing so on a moving object is a good idea"}
+{"text":"My friend started about 30 or so with the same goal, he did surf tho. He got a mini cruiser and a couple years later can now pump around transition better than me."}
+{"text":"Depends if you have the time and energy. Where are you going with it. Do you really love it In all honesty if you're tall and heavy and don't know how to fall you're begging to fuck yourself up, twist ankle, break wrist etc. maybe even break both wrists lmfao"}
+{"text":"Rhea Ripley NEEDS respect"}
+{"text":"yeah no clue why some are calling her conservative, she literally hated hogan for his views and not just some mean words"}
+{"text":"Nope. I'm not a tat guy and her tits aren't that big."}
+{"text":"Sniff"}
+{"text":"They were RIP"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"They are UNIRONICALLY for the fujos of the time."}
+{"text":"predatory sit on their hands after a 14 hour shift, spending their last yen on 29 year olds pretending not to be clinically depressed over their failed idol aspirations, all so they won't have to walk in on their wives cheating with the landlord"}
+{"text":"Except none of the stars ever actually did, they just went to form their own promotions and kept wrestling"}
+{"text":"lesbos or fujos who wanted to pretend that some of the joshis are feminine pretty boys it's like reverse roman theater played by all women"}
+{"text":"lightning in a bottle. teen girls moved on to other stuff. the 80's was absolutely a critical mass of japanese teenagers with spending cash and free time thanks to the booming economy"}
+{"text":"All I remember about him was his intro in the WCW Nintendo game where he did the weird jump x on his crotch"}
+{"text":"Kek what a legless faggot"}
+{"text":"but enough about that one fella from Ireland"}
+{"text":"Do they cover that time when he hired some young social media guru to run his account and pretend to be a cool hip socialist, but forgot to delete all his chud tweets from two months prior?"}
+{"text":"Kek what"}
+{"text":"Someone need to retire JR and put him in a home or something where people can look after him."}
+{"text":"This looks like a fucking crime scene"}
+{"text":"every time he accidentally gets hurt or a shemale hooker punches him in the eye he runs to twitter to farm attention and sympathy JR killed his legacy by being a weird, creepy, attentionwhoring old man desu."}
+{"text":"You know when you play games and you have input delay of some kind and it sucks? Starting in your late 60's if you don't take care of yourself you start having that in your body. You tell your left leg to walk but it take a second to register and by then you already are expecting your right leg to walk and it is also delayed and you fall"}
+{"text":"no way I want him to keep doing it even after his mind goes and he just gets racist on commentary AEW might finally be worth watching then."}
+{"text":"Bro...."}
+{"text":"He's LA Botch"}
+{"text":"\"Please God make this faggot shut up \""}
+{"text":"Dude's a cuck for not leaving already"}
+{"text":"Pop for rumble and eliminated at the last second by Samy"}
+{"text":"I wanna hug him"}
+{"text":"MARIGOLD New Year Golden Garden 1/17 Osaka 176BOX (VOD 1/20 @ 6:00pm) 1/18 Shimizu Marine Building (VOD 1/21 @ 6:00pm) 1/20 Mayu Iwatani 15th Anniversary Press Conference (Live @ 5:00pm) 1/24 Mayu Iwatani 15th Anniversary @ Korakuen (Live @ 6:30pm) GHC Women's Championship: Mayu Iwatani vs Utami Hayashishita TwinStar Championship: Misa Matsui & CHIAKI (c) vs Seri Yamaoka & Shinno 1/26 Monday Magic ep2 @ Shinjuku FACE (Live @ 7:00pm) 1/30 Shinjuku FACE (Live @ 6:30pm) Superfly Championship: Mayu Iwatani (c) vs Komomo Minami Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"hot bird"}
+{"text":"counterpoint, her body is rivaled only by erina"}
+{"text":"when we getting that catmask calico everyone raved about"}
+{"text":"\"I never got on good terms with Owen. I attend funerals of people I am friends with or have respect for. Owen was neither.\" Honestly Austin was kind of a dick for this"}
+{"text":"nobody but reddit even remembers the nugget. not 1 memorable match except him falling from the fucking rafters"}
+{"text":"The guy died tragically and left behind two young children. He could have put his ego aside and just went to his funeral and said nothing instead of deliberately making a show of it that yeah fuck this guy. No wonder Martha doesn't like him, because he decided to do that just to spite Owen after he was dead"}
+{"text":"Unc shoulda just went to the function right cuh?"}
+{"text":"He didn’t host. He had a “beer bash celebration” and toasted to him at the end of the episode."}
+{"text":"It’s not that it was just an accident This. I've seen the replay more times now and it's like he immediately goes for the sit-down before Austin has time to tuck his chin. He's got Austins chin up against his crotch or something so he couldn't tuck it. Seemed like owen thought that wwf was like nujapan and you can shoot on the top stars and get away with it. Nah vince killed him."}
+{"text":"Number three My first main event ever. Myself vs CM Punk inside WWE Hell in a Cell for the WWE Championship. That match changed everything for me. Number two Myself and Team Hell No Daniel Bryan and Kane vs The Shield Seth Rollins Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns in their debut match. A TLC match that was given five stars and is regarded as one of the greatest TLC matches of all time. Number one Myself vs John Cena for the WWE Championship in Chicago Illinois at Allstate Arena. I drove John through the LED Titantron board. He was stretchered out and taken away in an ambulance. I got back to my feet, but it was still ruled a tie. Honorable mention Myself vs CM Punk in another TLC match, including the TLC match we had on Raw. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I need to rewatch that TLC match with Bryan, Kane and The Shield, that was a great match and The Big Guy ruled in that match"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised he ranks the CM Punk matches since Punk insulted him Also rybitch's opinion"}
+{"text":"For me it's Ryback vs Chase. It will be a great day when the authorities get off their ass and kwab Chase"}
+{"text":"The Big Guy should've won that last man standing match with Cena, the ref didn't even do a count. I'm surprised he ranks the CM Punk matches since Punk insulted him The first one was his first title shot, and his first PPV main event outside of the Nexus Summerslam match, AND he dominated a match with that guy he doesn't like. It's not surprising that was a big deal to him."}
+{"text":"lives rent free in the minds of /pw/ users based Regal continuing to work the smarks after all these years"}
+{"text":"nah most of us agree with him."}
+{"text":"GIGAPOP"}
+{"text":"Correct, I do believe the deaths of you people don't matter and are nothing but a net-positive for humanity, not just the US at this point. Just like how you all jerk off over the harm and death of Right-Wingers all the time. Of course for you that's ok since Right-Wingers are the evil bad guys, and you're all good, fighting for \"human rights\" and all that. Unfortunately for you all, none of that is true. Nothing you people advocate for is beneficial to anyone that's sane. The vast majority of you are genuinely mentally-ill(backed by data and reality), and live for nothing but to ruin things for everyone else. No \"civil liberties\" have been violated. it's not your God-given right to impede law enforcement because they're doing things you don't like. You also aren't allowed to hit people with your car. If that happens, you just might get shot."}
+{"text":"Based!"}
+{"text":"He's saying anybody who supports ICE is the kind of person who's sole purpose in life is to shit in their hands and clap because the person in control of the greatest military on the planet is a retard pedophile who's turning that firepower on its own people and they think celebrating that makes them \"based\". And he's right to."}
+{"text":"He will obviously be banging Roxxane"}
+{"text":"trying to play the pedo card Kek you're mad because ICE is deporting brown child molesters. What the matter, afraid you're next?"}
+{"text":"We love hearing about the Itohmeister here"}
+{"text":"And I told Ram she owes me sex!"}
+{"text":"we honor our graduates"}
+{"text":"Shoko is better than 90% of Stardom's players, she'd go on a tear."}
+{"text":"Perfect face"}
+{"text":"watching unreal and this dude is shoot from planet retard and should be fired along with prichard"}
+{"text":"Unreal is 1998."}
+{"text":"karma Israel Yes DOUBLE KYILL"}
+{"text":"Th-those digits... IT IS A SIGN"}
+{"text":"i'm not a superstitious guy but...."}
+{"text":"How young are you that you don't know who Michael Hayes is?"}
+{"text":"The raw women's locker room scene has actually devolved into a women's prison scene. Two queen bees dominate the yard. Everyone else is either their bitch or their target (a dead bitch) Each one has its own goon squad of bitches that will do everything from chores to laundry to shanking their rivals and extorting the newbies for cash and labor. The best part is the iyofags finding out that their waifu is just another lady's \"bitch\". So this settles the liv-iyo debate once and for all. Livchads' waifu is a BOSS who has her own gimps (Raquel, roxanne,dominik, finn) all interchangeable to do her bidding, laundry and chores. But your waifu is literally a submissive Indian housewife in an arranged marriage to a man she does not like. A man who covers himself in tattoos and appropriates her signature taunt as his own and demands dowry payments weekly on the road, in the form of cunnilingus and rimjobs and whatnot. I feel really bad for the iyofags who are suicidal deep down but pretend like everything is alright. Things have changed drastically. Your waifu is a lackey. Not a queen bee. Truly sad. Truly, very sad. Thanks for reading and sorry for the bad news."}
+{"text":"WTF is that thing?"}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Nah AEW has women and it's far better. They all equal shots."}
+{"text":"Liv needs to slowly develop a Nazi gimmick after constantly losing because of Roxanne and Raquel fucking up their tag matches which will culminate in her betraying Dom for Gunther"}
+{"text":"That is too many dimes. Since Paul is dimes repellant it won't happen."}
+{"text":"that one kid at school who thought WWF was real and WCW was fake"}
+{"text":"That kid thought ECW was real and WWF/WCW were both fake."}
+{"text":"The biggest bump I ever took was when my friend gave me a DDT off the stairs of the playground lol"}
+{"text":"Damn that's sad man. Your buddy probably can't stand to look at his own face. Hope your face turn works out, sounds like that guy could use a friend."}
+{"text":"Well yeah but I'm like a neet now so if he has a gf or something I might kms so I'm thinking maybe not. But I doubt it."}
+{"text":"Smartest kid Nah that's u"}
+{"text":"That guy is unreal. My favorite was when he revealed that he found out the Liv Morgan he was talking to was a fake, because Jade Cargill reached out to him to let him know."}
+{"text":"YOU CAN SEE THE LOCATIONS TOO"}
+{"text":"out of a canon into the sun."}
+{"text":"I mean, I just don't get it. Sure, Road Dogg sucks, but why doesn't Triple H put his foot down and say Giulia is winning Queen of the Ring?"}
+{"text":"It's over anon, she deleted any sign of her \"husband\" online, she's now getting Matt Riddled on their dojo every few weeks along with Iyo, I'm sorry."}
+{"text":"Her face really suits being a rich MILF"}
+{"text":"WWE and Asuka are way more important"}
+{"text":"sign thread"}
+{"text":"slurp slurp"}
+{"text":"Why is Tony such a liar?"}
+{"text":"YouTube thumbnail Buy a banner, faggot"}
+{"text":"When you have the smark media in your pocket and an army of smarks in reddit/Twitter to do your bidding. You can get away with lying all the time."}
+{"text":"So was it a work or not?"}
+{"text":"Worked shoot that turned into a work and then shoot"}
+{"text":"t. HH"}
+{"text":"Mods please mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Prior to their scheduled appearance Kevin Nash played a practical joke on \"Ramon\", He turned to Bischoff and said, \"Watch this, I'm gonna throw my hot dog down Scott Hall's way\" and proceeded to pummel him repeatedly with an Oscar Meyer (Wiener) This backstage event found it's way to the ring when Hall (Performing under the name Razor Ramon at the time) pinned his friend Nash in the ring and said \"Are you gonna tap, or do I have to up the intensity\" what followed next was not televised but the commentators microphones where still audible, there was one comment stating \"What's this ?\" and another \"Huh ?\". Literally no one remembers this except me."}
+{"text":"Remember when Triple-H hyped up his coffee mix and it totally flopped ?"}
+{"text":"Please mods mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Oscar Meyer (Wiener) prank board newfag"}
+{"text":"Ric Flair once said on WWE Roundtable that the nWo was the worst stable of all time and buried it completely."}
+{"text":"Live on NJPW World: 1/18 Yuji Nagata Produce: Blue Justice XVII @ Sakura Civic Gymnasium (4:00pm) Boltin Oleg, Toru Yano, Aaron Wolf, & Yuji Nagata vs Dick Togo, Yujiro Takahashi, Ren Narita, & EVIL Gedo, Taiji Ishimori, Hiromu Takahashi, Shingo Takagi, & Yota Tsuji vs Jakob Austin Young, Francesco Akira, Great-O-Khan, Callum Newman, & Jake Lee Shoma Kato, Yuya Uemura, & Shota Umino vs Satoshi Kojima, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii Tatsuya Matsumoto, YOSHI-HASHI, & Hirooki Goto vs Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. Masatora Yasuda, Ryusuke Taguchi, & El Desperado vs Yoshinobu Kanemaru, SHO, & DOUKI Katsuya Murashima, Master Wato, & YOH vs Daiki Nagai, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice Zane Jay & Tiger Mask vs Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles Road to The New Beginning 1/19 Korakuen (6:30pm) IWGP Tag Team Championship No. 1 Contender: Yuya Uemura & Shota Umino vs Taichi & Tomohiro Ishii Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This looks really good Tajiri looking an Ojisan :'( Do you give him the BOSJ again?"}
+{"text":"NJPW should make a deal with him and other veteran wrestlers with schools and form some kind of structure for talent."}
+{"text":"Hiromu meets with representatives of /njpw/ to discuss posting quality issues."}
+{"text":"Part 2! Since the last thread was so popular it seems fitting to continue the discussion"}
+{"text":"Why would MJF just stand there like that"}
+{"text":"There are many reason why this in particular stands out as so bad it's bad. But the ass out in the air is a big one."}
+{"text":"Exactly. He can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum of selling. He's just bent over, presenting his asshole, waiting for Bandido to hit he move. I've joked before most of the spots on an AEW show require someone to stumble around like a drunk zombie waiting for the set up, but MJF's not even doing that. He's just waiting in position."}
+{"text":"Yup. All he had to do was drop down to one knee for a moment or two or look like he was trying to drag himself up the ropes. Would've given him an actual reason to be there holding on to them. No less something to fill the time while dipshit postured to the crowd for way too long. Amateur hour shit from both of them"}
+{"text":"Not a word about Gunther vs. AJ Styles, he didn't even watched it 22 minutes of ramblings on Bandido vs. MJF"}
+{"text":"He knows what pays the bills."}
+{"text":"Because aew is an lolcow and the vast majority of people enjoy hearing how shit it is"}
+{"text":"anyone who ever drew a dime gets out of the business, leaving it in the hands of career midcarders"}
+{"text":"Interesting portrait you got there"}
+{"text":"Same with capitalism. Mcdonalds, Amazon, Facebook you name it. Same play every time. Capitalism is not a success, it's sustained mediocrity."}
+{"text":"making Salacious comments because you B out here looking for Crumbs based"}
+{"text":"Cosmic Babes Of Wrath edition. Use this thread to discuss the female performers of AEW & ROH. UPCOMING; Dynamite 1/14; Kris Statlander & Babes Of Wrath vs. Triangle Of Madness RESULTS; Dynamite 1/7; During Willow Nightingale's championship celebration, she reunited with Kris Statlander and invited Mercedes Mone to the ring. Mercedes threw a tantrum and got tripped face-first into a cake. The Triangle Of Madness congratulate Statlander on finally finding some friends but wonder when she'll turn on them. They challenge Kris, Willow & Harley to a match. Toni Storm defeated Marina Shafir by DQ when Wheeler Yuta pulled the ref out of the ring. After the bell Marina lays out Toni and Mina Shirakawa. Orange Cassidy picked Toni & Mina up and wrapped them around his arms. ROH 1/8; Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you for bringing this to my attention."}
+{"text":"Not really into worn gear but that's nice and tight"}
+{"text":"Harley's was waaay better and more organic."}
+{"text":"Post non /pw/ images and other anons guess at what wrestler you are trying to evoke"}
+{"text":"Kevin Owens"}
+{"text":"Eternal Jannetty to big dimes Bismark and his UK cousins Kek what a crippled mommy issues bitch"}
+{"text":"Glacier vs Disco Inferno"}
+{"text":"Sam and Megan seem like they want to fuck. They're always playfully needling each other and it seems like they're flirting. I don't know how Sam's wife is okay with this situation. Megan literally comes over to Sam's house every week to watch Raw on his couch, and then they go down to Sam's basement to record a podcast. It wouldn't shock me at all if Raw Recap turns into a Morning Joe situation where the two hosts divorce their spouses and become a couple."}
+{"text":"no one watches that shit here fag"}
+{"text":"raw recap podcast Just watch the show dude"}
+{"text":"What makes people think of stuff like this?"}
+{"text":"NEED to watch them FUCK"}
+{"text":"Genuinely what do you get out of watching this podcast"}
+{"text":"put the ACK in black"}
+{"text":"He's okay. Unlike other sloppy shops, they stopped the match to make sure he didn't sustain a concussion"}
+{"text":"Referee is visibly aroused. Thank god he's not in aew. Aubrey would be touching his nipples without a break. Lusty bitches."}
+{"text":"Dudes like, Somalian black"}
+{"text":"flippy nigger thanks doc"}
+{"text":"all i see is a kofi kingston clone i would bet money thats his favorite wrestler and his biggest inspiration. We're now getting old enough to have generations of wrestlers inspired by the worst era of wwe"}
+{"text":"I can see her panties!"}
+{"text":"Need to lick this cinnamon thighs"}
+{"text":"Lam"}
+{"text":"Ram told us to stop reposting her pics!"}
+{"text":"i would never repost a ram"}
+{"text":"Will Mandy join Elayna and Daria in TNA or is she too lazy to wrestle again?"}
+{"text":"Think of the ring rust"}
+{"text":"QRD on nacho"}
+{"text":"It's a chip that is normally topped with taco meat, cheese, veggies and sour cream."}
+{"text":"She wrestled a high speed classic against Elayna quite recently"}
+{"text":"coras selling is so hot"}
+{"text":"MEN'S OVERALL PERFORMER OF THE YEAR HANGMAN ADAM PAGE WOMEN'S OVERALL PERFORMER OF THE YEAR TONI STORM MEN'S IN-RING WRESTLER OF THE YEAR BANDIDO WOMEN'S IN-RING WRESTLER OF THE YEAR IYO SKY MEN'S BEST ON PROMOS HANGMAN ADAM PAGE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"More like 40 years. Edrones are commonly over 50."}
+{"text":"It's propaganda"}
+{"text":"Even ignoring promotions like Stardom, how the fuck is Charlotte and Alexa not Women's Tag Team of the Year. They made those titles the most important ones in women's division and were the only reason the titles made it onto the Summerslam card."}
+{"text":"TKO are a bunch of greedy Saudi blowing gigakikes and the product got so stale not even a John Cena heel run could save it. AEW, on the other hand, got pretty good partway through the year."}
+{"text":"Mox was wrestler/performer and promo of the year by far. Hangman lost his promo ability after the beef with Punk. The rest I don't really take any issue with. It was an average year for wrestling but AEW was way better than WWE and their best year for a long time."}
+{"text":"\"No one's really saying much. Well, some people are saying certain things, but my understanding is whatever it is it came from up above. I know there’s a lot of rumours but it had nothing to do with anybody in AEW talent, anything like that, or Tony [Khan]. Something happened from way up and he was released. That is what we know at this point about Trey Miguel.\" (Source: Wrestling Observer Radio) what in the blue hell happened lol"}
+{"text":"jews deserve what they get"}
+{"text":"David Starr vouches for Trey, buries Israel"}
+{"text":"I hope he ends up with WWE. This little nigga got over with me this week."}
+{"text":"he already turned them down"}
+{"text":"Mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Trashed Summerslam plans."}
+{"text":"Liv's injury ruined so much stuff"}
+{"text":"Demon Pinn Balor For Dom Bleak. And I'm a huge Dom guy."}
+{"text":"Liv's injury *Kairi"}
+{"text":"Looks like i am skipping summerslop except maybe the main event."}
+{"text":"No weeding ring! We still have a chance"}
+{"text":"not married mom says the pizza rolls are done autism pants enjoyer"}
+{"text":"My cats at 3 in the morning"}
+{"text":"It really do be like that"}
+{"text":"+1 muthafucka"}
+{"text":"Serious player"}
+{"text":"Mayu the Horse Slayer"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"In an alternate universe Mayu had a career as a top bukkake star"}
+{"text":"one of her greatest moments"}
+{"text":"dirty ass belt"}
+{"text":"Those belts have seen better days."}
+{"text":"Just some lint and shit on the velcro"}
+{"text":"I've seen worse."}
+{"text":"oh yeah that's it"}
+{"text":"Don't fuck with Puddin'."}
+{"text":"*Takes a deep breath* SNIFF!!!!"}
+{"text":"Holy yummola!"}
+{"text":"Panda chan"}
+{"text":"271,000 (0.03) Is this why the wheeled one is bubblin?"}
+{"text":"Nielsen has to start including the wheeled one talking to himself and skipping gamethreads"}
+{"text":"Does include Max"}
+{"text":"No one includes the wheeled one"}
+{"text":"Does anyone on here actually even watch this?"}
+{"text":"Repeat offender that got arrested for assault, armed robbery and rape several times Worked as a bounty hunter in Mexico hunting down trafficked women for their pimps Admitted he would have ended up on death row if it wasn't for wrestling But according to smarks was an angel that the Kliq bullied and not a violent criminal"}
+{"text":"Scott Bigelow never spent a single second inside a Mexican jail lol"}
+{"text":"According to Bam Bam and we all know wrestlers would never spin stories. I bet you believe New Jack has a bunch of justified homicides too."}
+{"text":"Plenty of retards do believe new jack killed 4 people, but he didnt, and he said someone else made that up and he ran with it anyway, but yeah retards still do believe it"}
+{"text":"Kek i never heard this bam bam story about going to mexico to be a bounty hunter and rescuing a kidnapped teen girl and getting shot by a fugitive, thats like perry saturns story of saving a woman getting raped and getting shot in the neck And retards believe these stories kek I love this shit though, old wrestlers were awesome and talking shit and telling stories"}
+{"text":"Mods please mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Her downfall needs studied"}
+{"text":"GLOU GLOU GLOU GLOU GLOUUUUUUUUUUUUU"}
+{"text":"monster poo"}
+{"text":"this is Spinal Tap tier lmaooo"}
+{"text":"claims Vince is her best friend Vince books Becky two belts Sashit is eternally worked by this kwab"}
+{"text":"She was fucking Vince, that's why she felt so betrayed"}
+{"text":"The Main Event Mafia"}
+{"text":"I love everyone in this picture expect Kevin Nash."}
+{"text":"Booker T was a workhouse back then"}
+{"text":"huh what incident?"}
+{"text":"Gay interracial sex"}
+{"text":"**blocks you're path** wat do, /pw/??"}
+{"text":"Grok, teleport me to kana land so i can put my tongue in her asshole, thanks bud."}
+{"text":"Fucking dumb cunt broccoli heads don't even know what a thong is. Stick to /lgbt/ you fucking fairies"}
+{"text":"I saved a bunch of your Asuka ones bro. Plus they'll be in the archives too"}
+{"text":"her laughing about it nice"}
+{"text":"She's wearing partially see through panties, you get to see most of the same stuff, even if it's not a thing."}
+{"text":"THIS IS THE MATCH"}
+{"text":"They're planting the seeds but it's a slow burn"}
+{"text":"She's so expressive"}
+{"text":"I love wren and her cute little owl face"}
+{"text":"Imagine all 4 tongues all over your junk at once"}
+{"text":"welp, time to whip out the ole 1.75 incher for a 1 knuckle shuffle"}
+{"text":"watches JoJo once"}
+{"text":"lot of cum for a mystery meat midget"}
+{"text":"kek based"}
+{"text":"needs penis"}
+{"text":"kek what a tertiary promotion"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen a company this desperate for recognition since the European Union"}
+{"text":"this might be a long shot, but does anyone happen to have that fictional picture of AEW's roster from 2018 or 2019 that had wrestlers like nakamura, punk, and aj styles on it? i think it was made when the company was first announced and someone made it guessing who would be on it."}
+{"text":"Results are in. Facts say it's true"}
+{"text":"Exterminate smarks"}
+{"text":"hey sup LOLTNA? AMC baby true AEW? RAPED by both NXT and LOLTNA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO real story"}
+{"text":"We need someone to save the board"}
+{"text":"Badass Trio they look like wrestlers and not mannequins advertising merch"}
+{"text":"I miss when wrestlers looked like wrestlers. Niggas today look like me and I’m dimeless."}
+{"text":"does shota see that every night"}
+{"text":"That fella on the left Wasn't he...y'know..."}
+{"text":"Inducted into the hall of fame ? Yeah he was"}
+{"text":"It is time to send woodditards and all types of obese smarks to hell"}
+{"text":"Dad walks in"}
+{"text":"here is your Nash/friction/Bryan spammer by the way"}
+{"text":"Black cocks??"}
+{"text":"I always knew it was all one person. I don't care what the fuck his name is. REAL, Lundy, Hennimore, Shankism etc. I could give a shit less. The only thing that matters is that pw posters know that all of the spam originates from one person and that if they partake in the fake meme war, they're wasting their time."}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"Looking at the catalogue tells me this board needs to be shutdown."}
+{"text":"Risin' up back on the street Did my time took my chances Went the distance now I'm back on my feet Just a maxxine and her will to survive!"}
+{"text":"I always thought about this as a sort of cobra kai like student and master relationship"}
+{"text":"Yes that's what we thought it was. Turns out that Natalya is just a bitter, sadistic, evil person like her father. She wasn't \"pushing\" Maxxine in the gym she was actually torturing her. Maxine sure is one dumb bimbo. Lmao. At least some things never change (like blondes being dumb)"}
+{"text":"So youre saying she looks like a rockstar?"}
+{"text":"im saying dude looks like a lady"}
+{"text":"blondes being dumb Roman women's myth, jelly af about Germanic women then-immigrating. BTW how are your Black/Brown women mostly aborting, raising useless niglets and voting for every commie ever not dumb too?"}
+{"text":"shittiest set up for a spot of the year"}
+{"text":"The accuracy of this post lol"}
+{"text":"No but seriously though, what move was Santana intending to land had Kazarian not \"countered\" him into the cutter? What move was he trying to hit there?"}
+{"text":"So many deleted posts... Did BT snapped that hard just for one bad spot?"}
+{"text":"pretty much"}
+{"text":"BT is crazy"}
+{"text":"Will Daria Rae bring her cousins Summer and Alanah to TNA for the millys?"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry but this guy and his ooga booga 1970s Kamala the Giant ass gimmick is not megastar material and the NXT fans that say this just have BBC madness in their head. I hear black Brock Lesnar a lot, but Lesnar was super atheltic, this guy is just tall and fat and not that good in the ring, he gets gassed out in 10 minutes and can't work long matches. Promo and character work is non existent and corny. He doesn't have it."}
+{"text":"NXT fags hype up yet another flash in the pan future flop that will never live up to 1% of their inflated expectations. In other words, it's a Tuesday."}
+{"text":"Op is gay"}
+{"text":"Your mum is indian too. She sends me shit like \"I wanto sucks your penis sur after you asdfucka me my son is a fagot retard who spell check on internnette for free\" . Takes the cock real well though."}
+{"text":"mum GMS"}
+{"text":"Thank you for proving you are too stupid for the English language."}
+{"text":"Very early MOTY candidate. Wow that was so much better than i was expecting."}
+{"text":"a fucking classic Gain standards Droney"}
+{"text":"Even if you didn’t like the match for whatever reason, (it was pretty much objectively a great wrestling match but we’re all entitled to our opinions), my point stands. Why the fuck are you dipshits talking about Dave Meltzer after two guys just wrestled their asses off"}
+{"text":"Rollins clearly loves the business. Unlike Roman. Hell, Mox loves the business too. Of the three Shield niggas, Roman is the least passionate"}
+{"text":"This should have been at Mania."}
+{"text":"Based match and Balor's entrance was giga dimes"}
+{"text":"I should've stopped watching wrestling after WM40. This nigga's booking is boring af. Dead ass."}
+{"text":"hes just a boring person- look at his outfits"}
+{"text":"E-Drones can keeping gassing his booking up, it won’t change shit, all the real fans left years ago"}
+{"text":"need to see the 4 of them beating the living shit out of a joshipedo"}
+{"text":"so he's got connections to diddy and epstein? damn"}
+{"text":"He is terrible"}
+{"text":"kek dusty won the battle of the fat fucks"}
+{"text":"nice to see the tradition of the /asp/ rumble staying alive"}
+{"text":"quads of KWAB five 92 gets itt kek is gracious in his blessings"}
+{"text":"tis word for word what i posted here, laddie. a fine prize indeed. *dances a jig with hornswoggle*"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why didn't you protect her smile?"}
+{"text":"Is there anything better than seeing wrestlers realizing they fucked up a match?"}
+{"text":"They're still trying to make this bitch a thing... Fuck me sideways"}
+{"text":"Why didn’t she wrap her legs around triple H and grind on him?"}
+{"text":"I hate mickers."}
+{"text":"Huh? You don't have any holes on your sides"}
+{"text":"SMACKDOWN NO MILLY LMAO COPE E-PIGGIES!!!"}
+{"text":"wrestling fans do not skip wrestling for sports this argument is so fucking retarded WWE just sucks right now"}
+{"text":"WWE fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"True dat"}
+{"text":"fraid so"}
+{"text":"When is new rating"}
+{"text":"5 STAR LACK OF SELF AWARENESS"}
+{"text":"What a disgusting misogynist."}
+{"text":"We're not crazy people, they are!"}
+{"text":"I hate people who have their own echo chamber, they should go away where I don't have to listen to them"}
+{"text":"Most of them got tired of no one hearing them so they are still on X helping Musk lol"}
+{"text":"Are you working or shooting here?"}
+{"text":"bitsy buck cuckold?"}
+{"text":"He’s 4”6 so it’s fine."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one that likes and find attractive pits with some stubs?"}
+{"text":"turn your monitor o-WAIT IT'S ALREADY ON WTF IS THAT THING"}
+{"text":"thinks that CMLL is successful and sells more than 45,000 tickets a week because it sells them in mexican pesos PA THE TIC... Their YouTube membership costs $35, almost double the price of a NEETflix subscription. This means you can watch WWE for free if you have NEEtflix, but you need to pay double that subscription just to watch the best wrestling in the world, which features six shows a week. Are you watching WWE for FREE? Are you really that stupid and PA THE TIC?"}
+{"text":"It's funny how those little pigs have to pretend they love AAA and that that nasty crap is the best and most exciting thing ever just because it's a minor WWE brand (one that even WWE doesn't intend to invest money in) and they have a burning problem with AEW and CMLL besides RAW and SD are a real boring load of very discusting shitty crap that even they can't stand. They themselves say they don't understand a damn thing that's going on, but they love that garbage, kek. Mexicans already hated AAA, and Saturday's show completely crushed all expectations. There's no point in watching that garbage for the rest of the month because everyone already knows what's going to happen, and it was crap. PA THE TIC!"}
+{"text":"Except Netflix already paid WWE in advance and CMLL has to hustle with those $1.25 tickets to fill their arenas and those subs that no one buys. Also what's going on with the Reddit spacing and blogposting? Time to take your meds autismo"}
+{"text":"Based you should update the pic to 1.25 dollar tickets just to spite the autist."}
+{"text":"Is Stephanie Vaquer built for the Big Time?"}
+{"text":"she's not worth having in the ring if shes not doing the meme"}
+{"text":"BUILT FOR BBC"}
+{"text":"Das rite"}
+{"text":"That’s not what her feet look like. She has weird alien toes"}
+{"text":"He's going to destroy her when he arrives"}
+{"text":"oh"}
+{"text":"dont think anyone is denying that, but usually that stuff is done behind closed doors, shit must be real dire if tna is out in the open borderline begging people to show up"}
+{"text":"wrestlers themselves have to beg people to come for free Number 2 promotion"}
+{"text":"They're on TV on a new station and it's going to be a terrible look if the arena is empty. Maybe they should try booking a good show"}
+{"text":"LOLTNA"}
+{"text":"WWE did in the past but TKO stopped it outside of celebs"}
+{"text":"Is this a proper interaction between a boss and employee?"}
+{"text":"do you just not understand what the word consent means"}
+{"text":"jesus christ thats shameless as fuck"}
+{"text":"imagine what it's like when the cameras are turned off"}
+{"text":"Iyo is the reason Hunter had to get a pacemaker."}
+{"text":"That part."}
+{"text":"inb4 AEW did nothing for them!!! They improved their PPVs sales and viewership but somehow they still managed to fuck up because LOLTNA."}
+{"text":"He got like 20 likes on his Twitter brother What are you going on about this is a tna thread"}
+{"text":"cringey Instagram zoomer captions Fuck you OP. im not reading your post."}
+{"text":"That was 5 years ago bro. A lot has changed since then. Stop being a victim"}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"talentless hack"}
+{"text":"actually saying things with meaning Nah we just do vague bullshit and qr codes here"}
+{"text":"CATCHING FRIES IN HIS MOUTH TASTING CHEETOS WHILE HE SHARTS THEN EATING SNACKS, SNACKS, CHIPS AND POP, POP AND ECLAIRS... AND ECLAIRS HE WONT SEE HIS COCK AGAIN FOR YEARS TO COME, HE'S OBESE AND A SLOB"}
+{"text":"Kekk. Id laugh harder but thats me irl so."}
+{"text":"he literally has a batter in his chest. it don't work oh is it because she got to go like 30 mins and fight in the crowd?"}
+{"text":"Kek iyo loves the Game so much."}
+{"text":"Based, 3rd world title run this year confirmed"}
+{"text":"Why didn't: Biba Kasai Hitokiri Iotica Midnight Angel Oyuki T-2 Mask Tenkū Shōjo Lusca come out to play"}
+{"text":"i literally do live under an actual rock and don't know the status of my favorite wrestling company"}
+{"text":"Good, that’s how it’s supposed to be because you are not an employee."}
+{"text":"or someone who bought stocks of said company if your enjoyment of something depends on the company you consume the product of doing good/great then I'm afraid you're a ding-dong diddly retard"}
+{"text":"Just don't call yourself a fan if you don't actually want the thing you like to succeed."}
+{"text":"why not? I don't care about success, I care about my own enjoyment"}
+{"text":"Growing up is realizing that nobody hurt Bret. Bret hurt himself."}
+{"text":"Brett could have took a pay cut and stayed in the WWF but he was a greedy traitorous asshole and went to the WCW"}
+{"text":"I met him and he was a great guy. like genuinely far more cheery and happy to meet fans than any other wrestler. stop and talk type. you wouldn't think it from any on-camera appearance in the past two decades. he literally oozes seethe. Idk if he's running a gimmick genuinely"}
+{"text":"Is this true?"}
+{"text":"Bret screwed bret"}
+{"text":"Retarded logic and overreductionism. This could be applied to anyone. walk into an elevator it crashes at high speed killing you you killed yourself by not taking the stairs that day. Vince used that because he's low IQ"}
+{"text":"Upcoming Live Streaming (JST) AJPW 1/11 Shinjuku FACE (6:30pm) 1/18 Shinkiba 1st Ring (6:30pm) 1/25 Makuhari Messe International Exhibition Hall 4 (5:00pm) NOAH 1/11 Korakuen (6:30pm) 1/19 Monday Magic ep1 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 1/25 EDION Arena 2nd Stadium Osaka (4:30pm) 1/26 Monday Magic ep2 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 2/2 Monday Magic ep3 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 2/6 Korakuen (6:30pm) 2/9 Monday Magic ep FINAL @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) DDT Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The current belt was introduced in 2013. So AJPW has been using it for a bit. I think AJPW has had to repair it some already too."}
+{"text":"Nakajima vs Aoki on 2/11"}
+{"text":"Who are some wrestlers who became dimeless shitters once they changed their look? Pic very related"}
+{"text":"Nah Austin's GOAT case is untouchable, Stinko is just a stinky anti draw"}
+{"text":"Crow Sting was the fucking coolest thing in rasslan for the first year where he just showed up and didn't say a word Taught us an important lesson about aura, mystique, about creating a captivating character with not a single word or some dumb ass mouthpiece like Hart or Heyman I dare modern rasslan to have a guy not say a word for even 3 months of uninjured uninterrupted appearances"}
+{"text":"Ass to dick style how ya like it?"}
+{"text":"I will forever defend joka-Sting era as kino and dimes"}
+{"text":"Kek you are so fucking dumb"}
+{"text":"Irish"}
+{"text":"White + Irish"}
+{"text":"She's a pedo, always happens."}
+{"text":"Genetics She already looks like the classic Irish mammy"}
+{"text":"Heavy drinking."}
+{"text":"wish she'd SHIT on me the most"}
+{"text":"We are not waiting for that or watching this"}
+{"text":"buy an ad fag"}
+{"text":"Its funny anything he said was forgivable until they found his ANTISEMITIST posts."}
+{"text":"singlehandedly outdraws in one match every single chink at every single ppv ever in the history of Japan combined Based hulkster"}
+{"text":"Fucks over all the other wrestlers from getting proper retirement and health insurance"}
+{"text":"unionizing wrestling is probably one of the dumbest smark takes. the business used to be cash payments with no contracts before that molested faggot vince started tying talent down with contracts so he could pay then less. They got a higher percentage of the gate and could negotiate for more money. What vince did is take away wrestlers independent bargaining power, whichw as already crippled by the NWA. The NWA itself was another mechanism, put together after pro wrestling's actual golden age, to reduce wrestler's payout. Jessie Venture had no broader historical understanding of why a wrestling union literally would not work. You're not supposed to have the same guys working the same area for 30 years like with WWE. They need to spread out and get out of time when their gimmick is old, so as to not burn out the crowds and kill business. The cash in hand no contract payout thing also meant that guys wouldn't half ass their shit or risk being kicked out of what was once a very insular business. Dumb ass nigger boomer didn't know shit"}
+{"text":"didn’t read lol. also hulk hogan is burning in hell"}
+{"text":"Kek this fag is 100% a fat virgin"}
+{"text":"You're simping for a gay dead old man"}
+{"text":"A warm bro hug like this to y'all"}
+{"text":"wish you were my son so we can kiss like that"}
+{"text":"don't even hug my wife like that"}
+{"text":"don't worry jamal does"}
+{"text":"lol I thought that was stephanie"}
+{"text":"Genuinely hideous creature"}
+{"text":"it's not that deep bro"}
+{"text":"You sure?"}
+{"text":"WOOF"}
+{"text":"spends every day of his life for at least 8 months making seethe posts over a pro wrestler \"it's not that deep bro\""}
+{"text":"OHHHHH this one got the tranny bubblin"}
+{"text":"Big E Cups"}
+{"text":"Mia Yims sister is a lucky woman(man)"}
+{"text":"Damn, bitchtits looks like THAT?!"}
+{"text":"If only they could produce chocolate milk"}
+{"text":"This nigga always had a massive chest"}
+{"text":"Black bitchtits"}
+{"text":"refuse starbucks gift card career turns to shit"}
+{"text":"Error detected It's not hard to do God I wish that were me"}
+{"text":"Most coomworthy body AEW has ever had and ever will have. Tony is a faggot"}
+{"text":"Will ever have Ok how you know"}
+{"text":"I want snort coke with her"}
+{"text":"Vintage chez"}
+{"text":"Wrestling fans are so fucking embarrassing"}
+{"text":"I need a name and possible OF account?"}
+{"text":"Hey that's mexican maisie williams"}
+{"text":"pequeno y fino conejito del schnitzel"}
+{"text":"it's over"}
+{"text":"Nah Puerto Ricans are mulattos (African and Spaniard) Andrea is an Olmec kween with a drop of Spaniard (mestiza). Completely different flavors She’s a model so she knows better than to consume American goyslop. Plus she has no children. Wall averted"}
+{"text":"Do the championships at least have real gold in them? Or is just rolled gold?"}
+{"text":"So you don't know"}
+{"text":"It's only soft compared to other metals and materials, not soft compared to skin, muscle and bone"}
+{"text":"Obviously you don't have a whole lot of experience with gold. It's pillowy. As a man of means, I often sleep on it. It's a well-known fact among us wealthy elites that sleeping on gold draws more wealth into your life, actually."}
+{"text":"The truth is out there"}
+{"text":"Why don't they make a liquid mercury title? Have it like a plastic shell."}
+{"text":"Remember when Tony appeared on Impact and shit on them for weeks? D'Amore just let it happen like a bitch. Now D'Amore is out, TNA is the #2 promotion, and AEW is dying."}
+{"text":"AEW is already dead."}
+{"text":"But enough about your grandma."}
+{"text":"Omega ALL THE STARS ARE HERE"}
+{"text":"But enough about your legs"}
+{"text":"Dynamite lost to NXT and TNA this week"}
+{"text":"and TNA still no ratings numbers?"}
+{"text":"Yeah TNA won 600k on AMC+"}
+{"text":"is going to jail for selling bootleg Mayu merch from Stardom WWE has completely abandoned him Maricold (still) has 0 buzz all the shitters he hired get injured left and right (still) has to lie about attendance so his dead promotion look better is about run out of money"}
+{"text":"Oof sonny trying to silence people again"}
+{"text":"japanese copyright is the gayest shit"}
+{"text":"stardom loses the pedo groomer and his gangly \"ace\" immediately skyrocket in popularity"}
+{"text":"Who would have thought wrestling fans care more about wrestling than photobooks"}
+{"text":"LAST WEEK: 516,000 (0.08) THIS WEEK: 526,000 (0.00) NXT: 618,000 (0.09)"}
+{"text":"AEW do be getting raped"}
+{"text":"He's going to have no leverage when his contract expires. He's regressing."}
+{"text":"Does include Max"}
+{"text":"Ooof! No amount of slide threads will cover for this."}
+{"text":"Does anyone in Saudi Arabia watch AEW? No one in that crowd is gonna know who he is"}
+{"text":"WWE is the minor leagues, Edones always pop huge for AEWs rejects."}
+{"text":"Hopefully he gets a better reaction than Andrade did last year kek"}
+{"text":"You will never stop seething lol"}
+{"text":"AEW's rejects You mean the wrestlers that Tony tries to resign, even offers them more money, and still leave him for the WWE? Do you call them rejects because it upsets you that they chose Paul over Tony?"}
+{"text":"Kevin Nash"}
+{"text":"miss feeling that burn like you wouldn't believe"}
+{"text":"I want outlandish gimmicks. I'm tired of pro wrestling being presented as a \"real\" sport. Give me a guy with a wizard. Caveman gimmick, robot gimmick (big guy with his small guy mechanic tagteam partner), etc."}
+{"text":"Just watch chinese cartoons."}
+{"text":"Live? With a live audience? With live action? Pro wrestling? Keep silent, demon."}
+{"text":"I agree they should have Omos walking around in a giraffe outfit like a giraffe, stomping on that faggot Fin Balor."}
+{"text":"Games/Programs: TEW, Extreme Warfare Revenge, Pro Wrestling Simulator, Fire Promoter, WWE GM mode, Wrestling Empire Booking Mode Post all about your booking exploits here!!"}
+{"text":"For years we had /tew/ General and it was always one of the best threads on the board. Unfortunately we got sick of the schizos and shitposters sliding it off the board and gave up discussing it here."}
+{"text":"I enjoy reading people's playtheoughs when I'm not playing. Apart from this thread there is the Grey Dog forums and bethebooker. Is there anywhere else to check out?"}
+{"text":"fuck it's only for registered members, my bad been a long time since I've frequented that site"}
+{"text":"Only go there for data and diaries."}
+{"text":"ITT people doing wrestling moves in public"}
+{"text":"Monkey business"}
+{"text":"I can't believe horses were samoan all along"}
+{"text":"Electric Chair Drop"}
+{"text":"Mods should retroactively ban you for underage"}
+{"text":"Is he the most alpha wrestler we've seen in a while? dates Tiffany gets Vinci fired for hitting on her cheats on her anyways dates Charlotte leaves her dating Iyo"}
+{"text":"you're definitely the most retarded poster i've seen in a while, that I can concede"}
+{"text":"Dude pounces on opportunity, from women to the Americano gimmick, you heard he was a new girl before you heard about the breakup and the first time he got a shot at Americano in AAA it was like he had been perfecting the character and mannerisms for years."}
+{"text":"What happened to gable? I thought he was the maskeded man?"}
+{"text":"Legit injured so they just put Kaiser there and he got super over cause he can speak spanish"}
+{"text":"Gable got raped by Gable Steveson Like Nash in the summer of 92"}
+{"text":"Bros, what called for Drew to shoot on us like this?"}
+{"text":"Drew attacking Matt Cardona, Randy Orton"}
+{"text":"Another Drew W. Footfags and bugcels are the same caste"}
+{"text":"Dont put us footchads in the same bracket as literal pedos"}
+{"text":"Based mi papucho"}
+{"text":"If AEW is so good why is nobody watching it?"}
+{"text":"bottom half is just Ospreay Bro is just a fanboy at this point."}
+{"text":"I love a flippy shit spotfest as much as anyone but him having twice as many 5 stars as Misawa is comical"}
+{"text":"Misawho?"}
+{"text":"Don't gay people watch aew?"}
+{"text":"Fact The jackknife powerbomb is the best finisher in wrestling history"}
+{"text":"What amusement do you get out of saying the most retarded shit you can think of? Or do you just enjoy the dopamine rush you get from (You)s? If it's the latter, you're welcome."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that jackknife nash did on the big show and dropped him on his head?"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"powerbomb more like power bottom!"}
+{"text":"GAYEW NOW CONFIRMED FOR THIRD PLACE OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"}
+{"text":"KWACB"}
+{"text":"You forgot AAA Giga Rapes AEW"}
+{"text":"Stop him when he's telling lies"}
+{"text":"Good rating for the #2 promotion. Maybe someday they can catch up to WWE"}
+{"text":"What did they see?"}
+{"text":"Why are you a pedophile?"}
+{"text":"i see lotta yt boyz kno !! we don even be talkin bout uz blakz n yo crakka ass mouth be sayin our name!!! cuz u kno!! daaaazzz rite!!!! u kno who dey be wantin when dey want sum gud dihh yall!!!!!! dey be 4 uz!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"GMS"}
+{"text":"Since when is WWE allowing this?"}
+{"text":"When did these sn*wbunnies link up?!"}
+{"text":"e-drones are subhumans"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"oh it's true"}
+{"text":"Kevin Nash and Scott Hall showed up several hours late to the Smackdown tapings in Ottawa and the first thing Nash did upon arrival was complain loudly to anyone who would listen about Rock calling him \"Big Daddy Bitch\" the night before on Raw, saying Rock double-crossed him and Nash hadn't approved that line. Considering all the times Nash went against the script in WCW, needless to say, there were lots of rolled eyes at that. Especially after showing up late also. To make it up to him, during the tag match on Smackdown, they had a spot where Nash yelled \"Who's the bitch now?\" at him and Michael Cole made sure to bring attention to it on commentary so nobody missed it, so now they're even and now everything is okay I guess. Dave says Nash and Rock smoothed things over between them later because Nash is smart enough to know that making an enemy of The Rock isn't in his best interest. But he was extremely pissed about the line."}
+{"text":"If I was Nash I would go to Meltzer's home and give hime a shoot powerbomb and cripple him"}
+{"text":"they (the pedocord aka the official aew discord server) didn't like this one"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"I was very surprised to learn that the Big Daddy Bitch meme is real. Kevin Nash is so thin skinned that he couldn't take boilerplate Rock bants? Imagine if Rock hit him with a \"Are you there, God? It's me, Diesel\" promo. He'd still be bitching about it."}
+{"text":"i imagine he was (rightfully) paranoid about getting turned into a comedy jobber. probably had a panic attack after the segment, too"}
+{"text":"regal cursed these wrestlers"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"popped my ass"}
+{"text":"isn't this dork in aew?"}
+{"text":"This guy fucking sucks so who cares"}
+{"text":"great job e-tards regal got your slop fed haunted"}
+{"text":"just woke up from a fucking nightmare where bigshow and sheamus both naked were chasing me through the arena while i was naked and for some reason i couldnt run fast and could only do a slightly quick walk it felt so fucking real and scary"}
+{"text":"All of the sudden wrestling seems kinda gay"}
+{"text":"Why would Randy do that to him?"}
+{"text":"What's more shocking is that they didn't censor it"}
+{"text":"Still less gay than the anon who dreamt of putting up drywall with Cena."}
+{"text":"I don't remember this episode of RAM. Does anybody here have the footage?"}
+{"text":"ITS TIME TO FUCK THE GAME"}
+{"text":"it's a premium encounter"}
+{"text":"if trips is actually banging her good for him"}
+{"text":"Damn even Pritchard is like \"c'mon man right in front of everyone\" by the end. I'm glad Liv earned her upcoming WM match instead of taking these cheap shortcuts"}
+{"text":"Means she's a fine lil paulbunny"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Sends the AEWtist into a frothing rage"}
+{"text":"Damn you destroyed that tranny"}
+{"text":"That port"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Must be a day ending in y"}
+{"text":"Why did TNA's AMC debut send AEW posters into such a tailspin? Aren't they supposed to be the \"good guys\" that want alternatives to WWE? Now all of a sudden they have a problem? It's almost like they're worried about something. Really makes you think."}
+{"text":"Poster* Singular"}
+{"text":"Cook em"}
+{"text":"Fear"}
+{"text":"No TV ratings but I got the AMC+ and TNA+ viewership numbers AMC+ = 200k TNA+ = 150k So that already beats Collision. As long as they draw 200,000 on TV that beats Dynamite"}
+{"text":"everyone but Kane would be blackballed for wrong think tweets from years earlier"}
+{"text":"I'm always amazed how many clips or videos get posted and it's on a random episode of RAW."}
+{"text":"No its too disney and jewed up to be anything organically fun."}
+{"text":"Yeah, watch Stardom"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Ever since TNA landed a tv deal with amc. Its been nothing but one hate thread after another. Except for me and maybe 2 or 3 other people on this board. No one has given a shit about TNA. So why now? Why do you even care? What does it even matter to you? How does this even affect you? I dont expect any of you to respond to this thread. Because you got nothing. Take your tribalistic bullshit mentally and shove it up your assess. Leave us alone to enjoy our product in piece. You fuckin' smarks."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"AEWtists must use TNA as a proxy war battleground now, simply because it's the only major wrestling TV show they have a chance of competing in the ratings with now"}
+{"text":"other way round, pig"}
+{"text":"That doesn't make any sense tranny. You can't beat Raw or Smackdown and now NXT is beating you. Your last hope is TNA. Tick tock faggot."}
+{"text":"post her butthole"}
+{"text":"Turn off your monitor"}
+{"text":"Jacy must be fucking like crazy"}
+{"text":"You should watch AAA, she's on there a bunch and she's mega over because the rest of the girls are fat goblins"}
+{"text":"Ethan losing tonight.... Smile gone.. road to Smackdown started"}
+{"text":"When it comes to the most mentally ill hangers on that exist within the peripheral of the wrestling business, Hannibal has to be the craziest fuck, right? In modern wrestling anyway. He's legit mentally retarded and thinks everything is a wrestling work. You can talk about indie wrestlers or fans or whoever"}
+{"text":"He's cured of Hep C and has been clean for years"}
+{"text":"I didn't know he was insane"}
+{"text":"I always get him mixed up with Devon Storm/Crowbar"}
+{"text":"For me, it's when he put a guy in a shoot armbar and tried to break his arm because he wanted to win a title he wasn't booked to win. I cant even hold the shit he's done against him because he comes across as legit a retarded mark that doesn't understand wrestling is fake"}
+{"text":"It's not that. He just tries to act like those old school territory heels where he does whatever he wants and goes off script to be unpredictable And he does have a point, like people call Bruiser Brody a legend for doing the same shit"}
+{"text":"hey fedophile, no bouncy?"}
+{"text":"Tone"}
+{"text":"It's the Tone Zoine, spell it right"}
+{"text":"You are not getting Jericho, tranni'E"}
+{"text":"my bad, t-unc"}
+{"text":"tuesday 9 o clock am tonin til the sun goes down"}
+{"text":"Do Joshis act like this with their bosses?"}
+{"text":"do we really need another thread about this?"}
+{"text":"Do you really need 6 generals for asian wrestlers?"}
+{"text":"fuck you, edrone"}
+{"text":"TYBM"}
+{"text":"I HATE edrones"}
+{"text":"edrones are subhumans"}
+{"text":"ive been hearing this more and more"}
+{"text":"Maika is topless now?"}
+{"text":"SLOPPY SHOP"}
+{"text":"Oh thank god. This will finally cause Dynamite to get a milly"}
+{"text":"Sounds like cope"}
+{"text":"I was agreeing with you, dipfuck"}
+{"text":"You're coping. Trying to cover for a shitty spot. Coping dweeb."}
+{"text":"jeez, chris"}
+{"text":"He worked me into a shoot when i was a kid I thought there was real heat b/w Y2J and HBK about something else,So Vince booked them to take care of it in the ring GOAT Feud"}
+{"text":"So this is why Trey Miguel got released Good fucking riddance"}
+{"text":"revenge porn Based"}
+{"text":"You are so angry lmao"}
+{"text":"He's right though. Leftists should be removed from life"}
+{"text":"Miga bootlicker swine"}
+{"text":"Do something about it then, larper crying ass bitch."}
+{"text":"Yeah. THAT just happened."}
+{"text":"TNA is a draw AEW is not a draw Where is the confusion?"}
+{"text":"Wow is this real or AI slop?"}
+{"text":"Jerk don't miss"}
+{"text":"Who cares that TNA is outdrawing AEW football is popular Cry me a river faggot"}
+{"text":"WHY NATTIE WHY"}
+{"text":"Are you ready to rock? *AUTOTUNE* Everyone's a thinkin ya hot tanight Hey girl, hebaya in ya eyes Got what ya wan Show it, so it Dough let me go Turn on da night! Can't wait, way any longa Turn on da night! Alrigh yeaah! *AUTOTUNE*"}
+{"text":"Did he win the Fightful award for best singer?"}
+{"text":"The only reason people still pretending to like this and not even earnestly is because it's sorta gotcha to WWE like \"look at this thing that is so different from what WWE did therefore it's automatically great\""}
+{"text":"I think two rings can work, but 3 is just retarded."}
+{"text":"Americans and subtlety No wonder the whole world hates you all :)"}
+{"text":"This is what they should bring back."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about gookshit"}
+{"text":"Holy Based"}
+{"text":"If Tony doesn't have a street fight or Texas Deathmatch once a week, he starts having seizures"}
+{"text":"They don't even do them every month dronie"}
+{"text":"And the Death Riders are now faces for no reason. no they aren't You don't watch the show, don't comment on it with incorrect facts"}
+{"text":"Since when is the continental classic belt defended?"}
+{"text":"e-drones melting down because the promotion that wins all the awards has nuanced storytelling and their promotion has goo goo ga ga friendship bracelets"}
+{"text":"Would 2000 be an even better year if Austin wasn't sidelined and was surely in the mix along with Rock and Triple H?"}
+{"text":"What WWE doesn’t tell you is that business was already doing down in 2000 and having Austin around wouldn’t change that"}
+{"text":"sidelined he couldn't wrestle anymore and he wasn't really wrestling when he came back"}
+{"text":"afraid so"}
+{"text":"If the rumors im hearing are true...poor Evil..."}
+{"text":"The singular iyofag isn't going to like this."}
+{"text":"LMAO"}
+{"text":"evil & danhausen tag team in nxt/aaa/tna/noah will sell tickets."}
+{"text":"popped me fr"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"yikesola this is badola"}
+{"text":"WWE, NJPW, CMLL may give out free tickets to sponsors or wrestlers’ families, but that’s a far cry from using seat fillers like AEW or giving them to randos like TNA"}
+{"text":"And it's absolutely raping TNA, kek what a bitch"}
+{"text":"When?"}
+{"text":"ooooof"}
+{"text":"comes out to a large soda"}
+{"text":"inside the triangle octagon"}
+{"text":"youre gonna have to do the hobby tonight"}
+{"text":"gotta get your food in"}
+{"text":"AJ... I don't know."}
+{"text":"well folks you're joining us here live, Jim the King Ross and good ole JL"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"uh oh our wrestlers keep getting injured and now this...I don't feel so good..."}
+{"text":"Just replace the roster with AI wrestlers."}
+{"text":"That AI dem be a cheeky bwoi"}
+{"text":"All Indians mad the art sir, we love the AEW"}
+{"text":"they still sell for that promo to this day"}
+{"text":"Dynamite outdrew Smackdown in the UK"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Oh my"}
+{"text":"A week before Christmas too. Holy fuck, the pendulum is swinging. Oh, it do be!"}
+{"text":"Truth"}
+{"text":"the pendulum is a real and verified phenomenon"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"A masterclass in fumbling"}
+{"text":"Samefag"}
+{"text":"Is it?"}
+{"text":"Maybe"}
+{"text":"Probably"}
+{"text":"I can't believe Kofi got hurt"}
+{"text":"Dumbest post on /pol/. My only hope is that you're trolling. If so, great job."}
+{"text":"If you want high risk just have the guy dodge the move? What's the matter, too high risk now? Isn't that what you wanted?"}
+{"text":"It’s a tope senton in wrestling. /pol/ Your brain is officially fried. Touch grass immediately. The problem is that three guys were supposed to catch that but kofi got 95% of the impact."}
+{"text":"three guys were supposed to catch Exactly. Get them the fuck out of there. No reason for them to stand there like idiots."}
+{"text":"the comment is wrong because I typed the wrong board name Fuck off"}
+{"text":"The main character of professional wrestling."}
+{"text":"If you can't pop the crowd at a Butlin's show, you're not a proper wrestler. That's why the only real men left in the sport are Bryan Danielson and PN News"}
+{"text":"But I will tell you face-to-face, man-to-man, how I feel about you: I don't hate you, I almost pity you. And I have no respect for you and what you've done since you've gotten here. You want this AEW World Championship? You wanna-- I don't think you understand what it means to be a champion after all these years, I don't think you get it, because it's not just about what happens in this ring. It's what happens when that red light turns off. What happens when you go back through the curtain, those small... Quiet... Moments when you think no one's watching... That's what makes a champion. You talk a big game about workers rights, yeah? Well you've shown the exact opposite since you've gotten here. I love this place! I care about this place! This is my home! And this Sunday at 'Double or Nothing' I will NOT-- I will NOT be defending this championship against you, no for the first time in my life I will be defending All Elite Wrestling FROM you!\""}
+{"text":"You can look at the ratings and attendance from early 2024 and pinpoint the moment it all came crashing down: when fans realized the biggest AEW \"stars\" are too big of bitches to make money from real life drama, they'd rather play little faggot games and leak to dirtsheets instead AEW will never regain their cool factor until they turn some real life beef into wrestling angles/stories, and redeem themselves"}
+{"text":"CM Punk was fired from AEW, you retard. He could not have \"stayed if he wanted to\""}
+{"text":"Yup That only makes it worse"}
+{"text":"The only time Hangman has ever or will ever be based. Phil is such a disengenuous, hypocritical faggot it almost hurts to look at him these days."}
+{"text":"Yeah but he was still the biggest draw AEW ever had"}
+{"text":"her ass be thinkin' she the main character"}
+{"text":"is she pregnant?"}
+{"text":"got such a strong fap from this, ngl."}
+{"text":"Smoll kitto"}
+{"text":"Will he be final 2 in the rumble or just final 4?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Why wasn’t Rhea in this season of Unreal."}
+{"text":"she was in some of iyos segments"}
+{"text":"That’s not being in the episode"}
+{"text":"Question for anyone who was at Raw last night... Did they show the MLK day vignette for the live audience? In Northern Ireland, a country that's 0.58% black?"}
+{"text":"Uhhhh Irish people are basically the blacks of whites so your stats are kinda fucked."}
+{"text":"Irish people...? In Northern Ireland?"}
+{"text":"Revolution is blowing past last years tracking. Are we seeing a pendulum swing?"}
+{"text":"Bitch Tits'N'Ass hates this"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah!"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"I cant stop swangin"}
+{"text":"What a based concept for a match"}
+{"text":"Soon"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this match. Looks based as shit"}
+{"text":"Tony needs to get a clue and do a match like this"}
+{"text":"Worst Wrestling Ever"}
+{"text":"That actually is a really good point."}
+{"text":"Yizzzurp"}
+{"text":"Hmmmm interesting"}
+{"text":"Heh"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Raw failed to chart AGAIN"}
+{"text":"some may even say Oofola"}
+{"text":"This is not good..."}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"Jeez"}
+{"text":"alarming"}
+{"text":"There has legitimately been no build or hype for this."}
+{"text":"they cant"}
+{"text":"Most of the US was built with black, Mexican and Chinese slave labor, and continues to be maintained in large part by severely underpaid Mexican labour. Why do mutts think they have the high ground here?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the el grande americano gimmick only works if you don’t actually speak Spanish and are just an American wrestler stealing lucha libre valor."}
+{"text":"The Greatest Royal Rumble literally had surprise entrants though"}
+{"text":"Hobbs is signed and will be in Saudi, so most likely he'll be one."}
+{"text":"These two are fun."}
+{"text":"They have zero chemistry and the midget is obviously a self mark who's going to betray everyone that’s not her"}
+{"text":"But enough about Rhea and iyo"}
+{"text":"I want to have sex with both of them so I don't care."}
+{"text":"need roxanne to pull down my pants and point and laugh at my wildly flailing pp as she tramples my face"}
+{"text":"Funeral status?"}
+{"text":"What's this maneuver called?"}
+{"text":"Indeed, needs to get that bleaching done like in that Bruno movie."}
+{"text":"shut up Todd"}
+{"text":"Yum"}
+{"text":"walk in see this wat do"}
+{"text":"one of the most devastating moves today"}
+{"text":"ask if she is ok and needs assistance"}
+{"text":"Take her home with me and cuddle her and fuck her asshole"}
+{"text":"The Beauty and the Beef have arrived."}
+{"text":"how can I help Maika gain weight?"}
+{"text":"Literally my dream threesome"}
+{"text":"Think about it... they are effectively the same. In fact, RA era had even more shocking angles (Katie Vick, Ref Suicide, Custody of Dom, etc...) I think that it is a distinction without a difference"}
+{"text":"Great post"}
+{"text":"I just wanted to bump the thread desu"}
+{"text":"Smackdown the wrestling one how can we get this back"}
+{"text":"the stuff they tried seemed more shocking and groundbreaking during the attitude era. things seemed more unpredictable, especially with wcw and ecw still around. the ruthless aggression era seemed like it came from a company that was becoming culturally irrelevant."}
+{"text":"there's no way you have a job and can support yourself. just shut the fuck up because you have zero effect on these companies succeeding or failing, yet their success or failutre defines you. an entire life lived 50 rows back behind the sidelines, bragging and boasting about something you watch. you're pathetic and a faggot."}
+{"text":"Big Kaiju she's actually petite and cute I don't get it."}
+{"text":"A lil' bump for my fellow Joshi chads"}
+{"text":"the buildings are made of paper and everything else seems reusable they can't afford colored paper or cardboard and some sort of sticks and glue to hold them together?"}
+{"text":"With Maki killing it in Stardom now, I wonder how hard Shoko would kill it as well"}
+{"text":"Bro can we stop acting like she has ass honestly most of the girls don’t it’s those stupid thigh bands"}
+{"text":"She has a great ass. A great manly ass. Any guy should be jealous."}
+{"text":"She lost weight. She legit used to have a dumper on her, I saw it in person during the Nia Jax stinkface spot."}
+{"text":"Have you actually looked up the average or are you just kinda saying that?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but I get a warning in Gemini that it can't edit pictures of a public figure"}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"ANOTHER ONE!"}
+{"text":"funniest part is even those tony cockriders couldn't even pretend that aew has any actually good female wrestlers so had to reluctantly vote in the correct answer for one of the awards"}
+{"text":"iyo is above everyone else in the fed too she's an outlier not the general rule"}
+{"text":"the heel beating a fan favourite who happens to be dimeless would be bad heat nonsense pointing out AEW's failed Hangman title reign wrecked AEW's ratings means you're seething lol"}
+{"text":"yeah it would be controversial, just like roman beating cody would be so they switched it big panel + data wrecked the ratings just like everyone else. not sure if your disingenuous or stupid"}
+{"text":"gotta love the tonedog"}
+{"text":"This is the destination for all based webms, brother On tonight's docket: World Tag League finals, late-December action from NJPW, NOAH, GLEAT, Zero1 and more!"}
+{"text":"jobs"}
+{"text":"It’s a shame because he’s better than all but a few fed wrestlers in the ring but from interviews he does seem like he’s a shoot retard so you may not want him as the face of the company. It doesn’t excuse John ‘I don’t politic bro’ Cena sandbagging his match spectacularly at WM, effectively killing any possibility at the main event."}
+{"text":"When are the observer awards?"}
+{"text":"So you don't know"}
+{"text":"Winner Runner up"}
+{"text":"To use MathJaX, put your TeX code between [ math ] ... [ /math ] tags for inline equations or [ eqn ] ... [ /eqn ] tags for block equations. [eqn]\\zeta(s) = \\sum_{n=1}^{\\infty}\\frac{1}{n^s} = \\frac{1}{\\Gamma(s)}\\int_0^{\\infty} \\frac{x^{s - 1}}{e^x - 1} \\mathrm dx[/eqn] Note: You may preview the output by clicking the TeX button at the top left corner in the quick reply window. Additional supported file type on /sci/ is PDF. Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path. If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to  - Advice. If you want help with your homework, go to  - Worksafe Requests."}
+{"text":"Is it emergent or is it geometric or is it something else? Discuss your theories here. Unless I am missing something I dont see how an emergent time wouldnt take a geometric shape as the totality of stable records and relations."}
+{"text":"I merely called out your naive notions of progress because you never defined them well enough when we started this argument. actually, the debate started here name one (1) contribution from philosophers to stem in the past 30 years. meanwhile, the first instance of the word \"progress\" was from (You) just because there's been no visible progress if appears you've forgotten the plot. i asked merely for utility, of which there is none, and you autistically screeched about progress. now you say it's my fault for not defining your own retarded term. is this the mythological power of the ubiquitous philosophy you champion so hard?"}
+{"text":"Why don't you make it better Because I literally can't. How can I possibly explain to academic midwits that Popper's philosophy does their enterprise a disservice? Even a celebrated thinker like Feyerabend couldn't do it. It was clap-clap-clap, then back to business as usual. I probably couldn't even convince (You) that it's Bad Philosophy to pivot into a pointlessly general discussion about what makes Bad Philosophy, when the actual context makes it clear what I meant. Popper's legacy has actual consequences, the negativity of which pragmatically-minded people should be able to grasp. So why dive into semantics?"}
+{"text":"the contributions are named which you failed to refute, i have yet to receive a method of doing physics with aristotle's logic since you've rejected predicate logic as a contribution, yes progress came from me and you went along with it like the midwit that you are, now let me ask you a question since you've failed to disprove the contributions i already gave you and are autistically screeching about progress, are contributions synonymous with progress, lets see how well you avoid this"}
+{"text":"why do people follow methodologies at all if all they have is consequences, why do you keep ignoring the non triviality of this issue"}
+{"text":"Consider the concept of measurement in Classical Physics. For the Experimentalist, measurement has always been a physical process. But for the Theorist, measurement was an unspecified means to gain knowledge about a system without causing any interaction (i.e. disturbance). In other words, something physically impossible. Naively, you may think that's just another pragmatic idealization, but no. It was a means to sneak in a metaphysical assumption into Physics: that the sought-after knowledge exists at least in principle, that the world is always in some definite state. This is a purely philosophical idea. Modern physics has has certainly undermined it, but it hasn't been falsified. It can't be falsified. You can still insist the world is always in a definite state and no one can prove you wrong. To convince you otherwise, one would have to engage this idea philosophically: to demonstrate that it is inelegant, unaesthetic, maybe even meaningless in light of Quantum Physics. Or, you can be Popper and go like: ACK-CHUALLY, is it possible to falsify this hypothesis? No? Well, then it's not heckin' science and it's not worth discussing When your likes see someone doing this routine, they clap like trained seals, but no one stops to consider how idiotic it would have been to raise this objection when Newton was laying the foundations of Classical Physics: Nuh uh, you can't think that way! Go find something more... ahem... scientific to put at the core of your theory! Well, who says the same kind of thing isn't happening today? It's not even that Popper's criterion throws the baby out with the bath water. It's worse: it effectively divides science into academic wage-drones doing endless antwork within limits of established paradigms, and crackpot theorists shitting out an endless stream of quasi-falsifiable trash science, with no philosophical criteria to help find a Newton among them."}
+{"text":"Meat and fish are superfoods"}
+{"text":"because carbs are goyslop"}
+{"text":"I don't have an answer, but with epilepsy the keto diet would only work in very specific circumstances where normal anticonvulsants don't work very well. I have epilepsy and absolutely no way will I come off these tablets for the sake of having a go at keto on my own"}
+{"text":"if a naked singularity can actually exist irl, what would it look like?"}
+{"text":"why do dropout schizophrenics come on this board? go back to /x/ and /pol/ where you belong"}
+{"text":"Do you have any actual arguments that support the existence of a singularity anywhere but on paper? Like really, I am not trolling."}
+{"text":"there are mountains of astronomical observations that confirm black holes are real that you will disregard immediately because it doesnt fit your schizophrenic delusions, whats the point? your entire \"argument\": science is fake and gay, and all the evidence that proves me wrong is a lie, because I said so and I dont like it please unironically kill yourself"}
+{"text":"there are mountains of astronomical observations Those aren't mountains, they're are waves!"}
+{"text":"Men from East Asia go bald at a much lower frequency because the average man there has a prostate that is only about two-thirds the size of a European man’s prostate. The reason men go bald is because they do not get enough vitamin D, or because even if they do get it, their bodies are not able to metabolize it well, since vitamin D is used by the body to lower DHT levels, which cause the prostate to grow. That is why finasteride, a medication made to treat this condition, also makes hair grow back. And because Asians have a prostate that is about one-third smaller, they do not need as much vitamin D to keep the prostate under control. This is also the reason why women do not go bald. This also explains why you lose it as you get older, since the body’s ability to metabolize vitamin D decreases with age, and why it seems that beggars go bald less frequently, since they are exposed to sunlight all the time."}
+{"text":"This is more scientific than IQ"}
+{"text":"The reason you don't get women has nothing to do with baldness lmao. It's about your confidence. Why are you retards so obsessed with your bodies like a bunch of women?"}
+{"text":"Anyone else think the \"stay in school\" genes actually have nothing to do with intelligence or IQ whatsoever? They keep being touted in genome wide association studies as proxies for intelligence, which I feel is horseshit. If anything most of these genes probably have something to do with emotional regulation or lower anxiety levels, where someone can stay inactive at a desk like an NPC and not be attacked with existential thoughts or feel like they need more physical activity. Basically the stay in school genes are actually NPC letzte mensch genes where you're less likely to feel anything. I personally ran my own autosomal file through the GWAS study Ed Dutton and Michael Woodly used to gauge the intelligence of ancient Romans and came \"below average\" in both polygenic intelligence and years of schooling even though I came 98th percentile on my country's version of the SATs, have a confirmed IQ of 140 on an in person test, got into an accelerated learning program through a standardised test and my dad is an ex Uni lecturer, so I frankly think the entire field is mostly statistical pseudoscience ATP"}
+{"text":"Son...if we look at your search history are we going to find...unnatural acts perfomed? [SEIZES YOU] Ah-ah-ah, you need help! This chair will do just fine until you excise that affliction or you die. Either way, Im a licensed professional and Im here to help (You)."}
+{"text":"furry ...Im also here help the good people of the great State of Tennessee."}
+{"text":"why is AI posting here?"}
+{"text":"actually NPC letzte mensch genes This is me. This is why I have so many fields of study under my belt, I (have) literally attend lectures while reading papers on entirely different fields, between gym sessions or video game matches or shitposts or writting papers in my head and psychically throwing them at the world. Im the \"Last Ubermensch\". Im not a playable character, as natural clones of everyone exist but not me specifically, as my clones are untermensch like everyone else. Its not entirely \"Gene\" related, the part that is isnt relevent to this or you in any way. You have a materialist mindset, a focus on chemical chains inside of you that determine who you are...its a sickness that festers itself into malaise. That mindset limits you and becomes a self fulfilling prophecy of learned (conditioned) helplessness. Stop being easy on yourself, externalizing resposibility IS the easy path...and one that will leave you empty and broken...and that is beneficial to idiotic Psychopaths who enjoy electrocuting peculiar little kids. Theyre still around and love positions of power like \"reseach expert\"."}
+{"text":"Theyre still around and love positions of power like \"reseach expert\". Imagine the power and exhilaration the Doctor felt, feeling they/them's anxiety and fear, pleads ignored, feigning comfort or sympathy, then soothing the traumatized victim...playing both sides as instigator and savior. [chef's kiss] Ive seen this myself, being I have years of experience across many medical fields of all kinds. The stories Ive heard first hand..."}
+{"text":"I don't understand how snails are able to even evolve like this"}
+{"text":"The earliest animals ate and shat from their mouth. The evolution of a seperate opening for shitting is a mystery"}
+{"text":"Elysia chlorotica (common name the eastern emerald elysia) use chloroplasts from the algae they eat for photosynthesis, a phenomenon known as kleptoplasty Kleptoplasty or kleptoplastidy is a process in symbiotic relationships whereby plastids, notably chloroplasts from algae, are sequestered by the host. The word is derived from Kleptes (κλέπτης) which is Greek for thief. Greek for thief. Where does sin come from?"}
+{"text":"I mean, where else would it poop from?"}
+{"text":"First V3 ship almost ready - edition previous"}
+{"text":"turns out. she did not vaporize to death dumb 'jeets"}
+{"text":"Boeing they are laughing all the to the bank, while the muskrat in chief is always the one being scrutinized lmao"}
+{"text":"what is JAXAs problem"}
+{"text":"front fell off at MECO, due to removal of thrust hotstaging might have saved this mission"}
+{"text":"They already dominate us They have humans who are forced to squeeze their nipples. The cows like it, but dont want us to know this"}
+{"text":"Newton Maxwell Einstein are there any other scientists who were great as these 3? and who was the greatest of them all? I can really see the argument for all 3. Newton because he essentially invents physics and didnt have a previous framework. formulating the classical laws of motions so elegantly with the very limited research he could do is insanely impressive. Maxwell for being the second great unifier and paving the way for Einstein, QM and the modern world in general. Einstein is probably the most creative of the three coming up with truly non-intuitive solutions to modern problems. Obviously theres many other greats but I dont think anyone else is in this tier."}
+{"text":"Why the scientific consensus says that women and men have the same iq if imperial data contradicts this statement?"}
+{"text":"Misogynistic gay boys"}
+{"text":"Can people on this board stop obsessing over IQ. IQ is best measure of intelligence we have. It is not perfect nor the only indicator we can use, but it is the measure. Males and Females intelligence are equal. Males have more of a score variability, but it’s minimal. Males and Females are equal in intelligence."}
+{"text":"the same redditor in every iq thread for the last 2 years fighting for heckin social justice"}
+{"text":"Duh"}
+{"text":"Muh"}
+{"text":"since we haven't met the creator of the universe and ask about it and if we try we enter the domain of religion discussion and that's a whole different question. If we dont do that then we are just left with the big bang theory which means destruction is the key to creation leading to psychopathic people just speeding up the process creating jobs to fix it thus leaving at least one positive note."}
+{"text":"To clarify, a \"wick rotation\" in quantum physics is a pivot \"time\" into the \"imaginary\" complex plane. Diving into the conversation butthole first and belligerent does not strengthen your argument. You are fully retarded, and way beyond your scope in this discussion."}
+{"text":"That is to say, \"the math\" does not support your \"anti-imaginary\" sentiment. In fact, without \"imaginary abstractions\" you don't have a fucking scientific model at all, you goddamned retard"}
+{"text":"so meth and nicotine juicebox then"}
+{"text":"sky daddy arguments = god of the gaps amarite"}
+{"text":"yeah its like the science of the gaps that cant explain \"why\" anything, or even what gravity is while making assumptions of the primacy of spacetime when science cannot isolate spacetime without mass or energy. \"Science of the Gaps\" its like the religion of the hubristic stolen from Deists that founded all of their precepts."}
+{"text":"This shit used to be free"}
+{"text":"What kind of sped would use Word when TeX exists?"}
+{"text":"openoffice is both gratis and libre"}
+{"text":"docs.google.com fallacy"}
+{"text":"Sovl"}
+{"text":"Unless I got access to the office suite in school or wherever, they can have my taint with their subscription costs."}
+{"text":"My farts smell like McDonald’s food but when I eat anything else my farts always smell like rotten rat corpses??"}
+{"text":"McDonald’s food smells like rotten rat corpses."}
+{"text":"c remains constant no matter what relative velocity you are to the light source ok but... why? how? how does that make any sense?"}
+{"text":"That doesn't prove shit. There's no proof matter can't travel faster than c."}
+{"text":"the medium, the ether exists Not totally impossible. We don't know."}
+{"text":"muh asymptotes on a math model! These are not necessarily meaningful, you know?"}
+{"text":"come on you're not even trying to be distinct. put more effort next time."}
+{"text":"I would argue that (((you))) are not necessarily meaningful. next retarded response?"}
+{"text":"How can the age of an alive human be determined without the birth certificate?"}
+{"text":"Just remove an otolith and and count the growth rings. Easy-peasy!"}
+{"text":"Dentition, have you never seen any anthropology documentary, ever?"}
+{"text":"What is the accuracy?"}
+{"text":"This is a bit of a silly question about a very simple mathematical formula, but I wondered whether some Anons familiar with the history of mathematics knew more about it. The formula in question is Heron's formula. That formula gives the area of a triangle in terms of a square root of a product of FOUR lengths. Now, the conventional wisdom is that the Ancient Greeks had no idea that there could be more than three dimensions; but if they considered the product of four lengths, they had been dealing with the \"hypervolume\" of some four-dimensional object, albeit only en passant in order to take its square root and find a two-dimensional area. So do you think that the Ancient Greeks had some inkling of higher dimensions? How else could they have even considered the possibility of discovering Heron's formula in the first place otherwise? A product of four length makes no sense unless you accept the idea of higher dimensions."}
+{"text":"Because it's geometric, we write herons formula algebraically but Greeks didn't need a 4d, modern algebra smuggles metaphysics into notations"}
+{"text":"“Alien life exists elsewhere. The odds are just too good.” “But alien life visiting us? No. Impossible. It could never happen.” Are scientists just retarded?. “No you can’t come here. We’re off limits. No way no how. Cope.” It’s fucking weird. Do scientists not consider successor theories to our own limitations? Do they think our limitations are everyone else’s limitations?"}
+{"text":"Maybe aliens have found us, but we are not intersting enough to visit. Autistic alien submit grant to study earth. Proposal rejected as not novel enough: civilization below type I on the Kardashev scale is a well understood topic and the proposal author has not shown that studying humans will bring a meaningful contribution to the field."}
+{"text":"If aliens have access to alternate timelines then we’re definitely just one hair on an infinitely spread out scalp."}
+{"text":"Tru"}
+{"text":"There are other directions that still....ascend. Such as information and knowledge. Eventually, they all head in one, singular direction. Building....something....wonderful...."}
+{"text":"Aliens won't see that, they'll just see a tortured nigga being used as a popular symbol"}
+{"text":"Learning STEM for career Not learning STEM for love of understanding"}
+{"text":"seeking employment in something you enjoy or love I shiggy diggy"}
+{"text":"You just found your absolute dream job posting and the requirements match your experience but at the end there is the following line requires working with hazardous chemicals such as hydrofluoric acid Are you still applying?"}
+{"text":"Wants to work in STEM Is scared of a little HAZMAT Wear your PPE and follow safety procedures. You're more likely to get fucked up as a fry cook than as a lab tech."}
+{"text":"SAAB mentioned"}
+{"text":"What is the statistical chance of getting any kind of major or even minor disease from touching anything in public. I literally cant go outside on public transit, restaurants etc. because I refuse to touch handles knobs, doors, seats etc. due to the high influx of crackheads in my city. Its a serious problem in my life."}
+{"text":"The Buddha teaches us of The Middle Path. Avoid extremes. Yes, wash your hands, yes take showers, yes avoid sticking raw meet in your mouth. I brush my teeth, like daily or more! But you can't avoid all dirt and all germs all the time, embrace them instead and take germs in moderation. If you slowly just live life and let the germs in WITH IN REASON your immune system will build a large library of antibodies to kill all invaders. Your immune system will be strong as shit and hard to defeat. If you avoid all germs all the time and constantly spray bleach on everything, wear gloves like a germaphobe when outside ect your immune system will look like Asmongold who never sees sunlight and is unable to lift his own arms due to lack of muscle. You have to strike a balance aka just live your life. I roll in the dirt, sometimes forget to wash my hands all day long, I just try not to worry about germs and I do ok. You have to understand \"proper sanitation\" means stuff like sewage treatment for cities and other industrial level things. But personal hygiene is just people washing their hands more. They say never touch your face because you transfer germs into your body. I touch my face 200+ times a day, no issues. I also fear germs but wag war like an intelligent person. The only defense against germs is the human immune system, not science or medicine aka controlled poisoning but your God given body. For many reasons I won't go into I use 70% Iso Alcohol in my dish washing procedure. Love love love 70% ISO, it kills EVERYTHING. Sucks the water out of germs and makes them germ jerky, dead and ready for the immune system to \"attack\" and build a plan for it in the future. This is the basic concept of a real vaccine, inject dead virus or whatever that can't infect you but helps kill future living examples. So i also defacto inoculate against rando germs. Never sick, never got Covid."}
+{"text":"my mind wont necesarrily melt if i touch dirty stuff, because i can just wash my hands, its when i touch something dirty THEN touch something i cant really wash in the moment, like my jacket afterwards or my hair or face by accident, you know what i mean, but yea youre right, its not that im actually afraid, its like my mind is extremely disgusted, i think its the junkies downtown that started it, if they didnt exist i would be fine"}
+{"text":"It's exceedingly rare to get something from contact alone. You need to touch a contaminated surface and then touch something like your mouth or your eyes while the pathogen is still viable on your hands. So like, just wash your hands. I love how you just jump straight to the butcher dicking his product down. Like that's the most obvious explanation. It's not bullshit. There are some diseases that will really fuck you up, some that will fuck you up if you're older or have a weakened immune system- these need to be avoided. Sickness also has economic impacts that would be beneficial to mitigate as well. Fortunately we have technology that will give you immunity to some of these horrible diseases. That said, you're constantly being exposed to pathogens and your body will often build immunity without you getting ill. In this regard, it helps to not live a sheltered life."}
+{"text":"So like, just wash your hands. what if i touch my jacket before washing my hands, then go home, is the virus dead or whatever by then, thanks for answering"}
+{"text":"this desu"}
+{"text":"If so, why is that?"}
+{"text":"And yet you cannot name five such IQ tests that satisfy your criterion. So you genuinely don't know that IQ tests that are viable for such purposes are designed in a way that grinding them doesn't let you bump your score up that much? If you could do that you'd have guys do MENSA testing and just grind it out every 8 weeks or study older tests that aren't in circulation and use."}
+{"text":"Nope. The whole song and dance of actually running the whole thing year by year is solely borne by the government because they have to build it up from scratch and create proper test material that actually can be used as a basis for testing. It's basically gonna be a total waste of money since they aren't gonna reject many people since 80-115 is within the threshold of \"average\" in IQ scoring."}
+{"text":"the only peoples I ever met who know a damn thing about any old shit on this dumb earth is black folk. they is easily the smartest fucking people they ever was."}
+{"text":"yes If so, why is that? because of genetics due to environment, literally the same reason anything else evolves in the way it evolves. same reason why giraffes have long necks. same reason why cheetahs can run fast. same reason why birds are one colors in one region and another color in another. same reason why muslim populations in muslim countries have the lowest IQs. they all fuck their cousins and are all inbred, which is why they all have sub 70 IQs."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"mentally ill retard hallucinates things again"}
+{"text":"Empyrean. Heaven = Truth."}
+{"text":"ἐμπειρία =/= ἔμπυρος."}
+{"text":"Truth is in Heaven. Absolute Platonics. Stars will always be Stars. Deal with it."}
+{"text":"Kekaroo"}
+{"text":"How do we verify these proofs that are so complex nobody can explain it?"}
+{"text":"If more replies will help you understand you are an abject moron, please accept my reply as further evidence. Yes, you're doing great. Continue."}
+{"text":"I just read the proof, it checks out."}
+{"text":"Are they trying to one-up Mochizuki or what? I think his proof was only 500 pages long."}
+{"text":"Replace material with real. Is it real? Then there’s something there to it. That’s material. To say something isn’t material is to say something isn’t real."}
+{"text":"Exactly, this is way any kind of math is a waste of time. Where is \"1\", or a \"derivative\" in nature?"}
+{"text":"Why even become a physicist if you’re just going to hate on the physical?"}
+{"text":"Good question. I think a lot of physicists become physicists as a form of coping about real life."}
+{"text":"This does not belong on /sci/"}
+{"text":"Bingo."}
+{"text":"why do retards believe in this shit?"}
+{"text":"the question is How did life on Earth start? Incorrect."}
+{"text":"The universe where its physics allow life somehow allowed life??? i don't get the fuzz about this"}
+{"text":"It's truly wonderful how people create problems where there are no problems, just for the sake of it (the real funny part is that the solutions to the false problems they created actually create even more problems than the original false problem)."}
+{"text":"Panspermia is unironically their best shot because life is completely alien to the material reductionist position. There could be a chemistry out there unlike anything that is known which makes life more likely. But it isn't merely panspermia. It is some alien race came from panspermia and with its knowledge created at least a second-order life which mimics their chemistry in the terms of the proteins in terrestrial life. You will have a hard time finding them admitting to this because it is bad optics."}
+{"text":"Abiogenesis hints circumcision is an illusion."}
+{"text":"Why are some girls lesbians? Is it something in their brain or is it related to upbringing?"}
+{"text":"I don't know"}
+{"text":"i think women have some bi coded in because it helps them understand what men find hot. when you look at how it plays out with most women they get turned on by other women, but it's more of an appetizer. most bi women really just sleep with men"}
+{"text":"coded off yourself"}
+{"text":"Women would rather be with other attractive women than ugly men"}
+{"text":"Some People Are MagNeatO"}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs are fake and nerve existed. #1 FACT it is impossible to reconstruct a living creature from its skeleton alone. #1.1 If this was not a fact the scientists should give us the evidence and what algorithm to run to get the same results. #1.2 Reconstructing things like skin or muscles is impossible from a skeleton #1.4 this is why dinosaurs mysteriously are retconed to have feathers or not at random over the decades. # 2 FACT this changing proves that the entire basis is dubious at best. #2.1 if this is not true please provide when we discovered that we where wrong about the melting point of iron or any other chemical. #3 FACT dinosaurs are a incredibly questionable proposition based on fantasy and unwarranted jumps to made up conclusions. #4 lots of the prehistoric crap is absurd like the Trex having these short arms hat server no purpose or the saber tooth tiger being absolutely ABSURD since a cat like this would prevent itself from being able to eat or hunt like any squirrel whose teeth grow too long (google that one kids!). How could that thing even evolve? Therefore the sabertooth tiger is either a genetic defect or wild mutant (imagine the only human skeleton being a freak who has 3 arms and deformed fingers) or made up nonsense where they used bones from different animals and fantasy to make up a new animal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Peak projection."}
+{"text":"These are my favourite kind of schizophrenic cookers"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"you will exert dominance over the chickendragon rex by eating nuggies in its shape life is a humiliation ritual even after you are dead What did God mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Is it fake and gay? I don't see why those in Isreal(about 94 IQ) and countries like the USA(supposedly 115 lol, but I've seen averages as low as 105) would have such a large IQ gap outside of bias, as I'm pretty sure Isreal is a pretty good country."}
+{"text":"those are all ashkenazis. we have almost no sephardics here. i'm ashkenazi, and i'd say my family is generally better than average intelligence but not by much. ashkenazi culture strongly values education, which if there were a genetic bias is reinforced through environment"}
+{"text":"i don't think that's true. especially at elite universities. nobel prizes are a bad metric, they are extremely political, decided subjectively by a small panel. if the board of the university of stockholm crowns some somali bulbhead the best and smartest and most moral person in the world do you take that at face value? this isn't even disputing great jewish physicists existing, it's just that there is a lot of pr involved."}
+{"text":"What about the fields medal, where they've won about 20% of them, then?"}
+{"text":"Using Nobels/Fields to infer “group IQ” is just tail-abuse. It’s not a random sample, it’s an institutional pipeline output. Example: do the same trick with Europe vs East Asia and you “prove” something obviously wrong. Take a conservative Europe-only pile (UK+DE+FR+SE+RU+CH+AT+NL+IT) = ~497 Nobels (ignores the rest of Europe). East Asia (JP+CN+KR+HK) = ~45 Nobels. Pop: Europe ~744M, East Asia ~1.65B. Nobels per capita: Europe ≈ 0.67 / million, East Asia ≈ 0.027 / million Europe is ~25× higher per capita. If you now do the classic “winner = extreme tail of a normal IQ distribution” backsolve, a 25× tail ratio implies like +0.6 to +0.8 SD mean advantage (≈ 9–12 IQ points). So congrats, your method “proves” Europeans are 10 IQ points above East Asians. Which should instantly tell you the metric is contaminated by history, language, elite networks, field access, migration/selection, and Western prize institutions, not clean biology. Same reason you can’t infer “Ashkenazi mean IQ” from Nobel/Fields counts: you need direct measurement, with correct labeling, representative sampling, and a model that handles selection + variance + SES + institutional sorting. Otherwise you’re just reading tea leaves from the extreme tail and calling it genetics."}
+{"text":"gonna respond to your ai sloppa, because i'm bored Using Nobels/Fields to infer “group IQ” is just tail-abuse. It’s not a random sample, it’s an institutional pipeline output. and yet, such tail-abuse does not provide similarly high values of iq across other demographics. this is a confirmation of the ashkenazi intelligence, not a refutation of it. So congrats, your method “proves” Europeans are 10 IQ points above East Asians. this is unironically true thougheverbeit. you ever interact with chinks in grad school? they have no creativity. Which should instantly tell you the metric is contaminated by history, language, elite networks, field access, migration/selection, and Western prize institutions, not clean biology. in other words, systemic cultural habits can influence iq. like ashkenazis valuing education, emphasizing verbal fluency, and lateral thinking through talmudic debate (even though most educated ashkenazis are irreligious). on the topic of talmudic debate, we come full circle where i opt to engage with your ai sloppa not because i'm seeking to change your mind (i won't - you're an idiot). rather, it's to test my own understanding against myself. and it's fun. you need direct measurement those direct measurements exist, and has been discussed in this thread. the indirect inference from nobels and fields medals only corroborates this. Otherwise you’re just reading tea leaves from the extreme tail and calling it genetics. dramatic outliers like this are ALWAYS the result of genetics. with consistent and persistent cultural biases, you cannot produce anomalies as there are no anomalous environmental effects significant enough to induce the 1 in a billion genius. it's obviously genetic, and you'd know this if you read into the early, childhood life of such nobel laureates. especially the ashkenazis. that would require you read beyond learning they had jewish parents, and also not relying on ai validation of your hurt fee fees"}
+{"text":"Whenever I debated about politics with stem students (mostly coders), their opinions were utterly retarded. But imo their retarded opinions were mainly a result of arrogance, not stupidity. >I'm a compsci major and I make lots of money, that means I'm superior and good at everything. My opinions on economics are objectively true because I'm superior, even though I don't actually know anything about economics"}
+{"text":"Comp sci degree via an apprenticeship. Did all the flooring, wiring and joinery work in my house while also working from home. Can take a manual and learn how to do most skills quite fast. Met alot of humanities fags that end up as process people or HR. I'd be far more effective doing their job as they would mine. People who do humanities are just wastes of space. Who the fuck cares about your book long master about the Lesbian identities at borders of Peru. Humanities people also carry a fuck ton of student debt they can't pay back that becomes a burden when you marry them."}
+{"text":"you are confusing autism with intelligence. The problem is autist can make STEM people look like speds because their fixations with rules and fixations on topics can allow them to punch above their weight and mime being 120+ on pure output of rigid formulas but they add nothing to the field and just end up research assistants and lab monkeys"}
+{"text":"you are confusing autism with intelligence. Many STEM autists do"}
+{"text":"Whenever I see someone post a n=1 based on their personal experiences, filtered through their personal lens, on a science board, it reminds me of just how little people who claim to love science actually understand it."}
+{"text":"If you made a black hole entirely out of protons by collecting enough of them into a small enough space, would all the protons stay together in the singularity, or would they fly apart because of the much stronger electrostatic repulsion? Where's your \"nothing can escape the event horizon\" now?"}
+{"text":"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."}
+{"text":"doing all the thinking and discovery yourself enjoyer vs. book reader"}
+{"text":"@Grok is this real?"}
+{"text":"So they achieve the same conclusion while using significantly less processing energy since the processing is outsourced to GPT?"}
+{"text":"Those tools help you learning things very fast. I don't see the problem. Before you had to read 200 pages to find the information you were looking for, not you get exactly what you want."}
+{"text":"So they achieve the same conclusion while using significantly less processing energy since the processing is outsourced to GPT? So they achieve nothing besides letting their own brains atrophy. Not that it's a big loss. Chatbot users are brainlets in any case."}
+{"text":"Is it even possible to calculate the radius just based on the information provided by this image? With my knowledge, I think we can't because the top part doesn't angle down at the end of the circle's diameter. And we don't know the circle's height. So, since you guys do math every day and love it, I thought I'd ask here. Share your process."}
+{"text":"(3 x 7) / (3 + 7) = 21 / 10 = 2.1"}
+{"text":"Fuck you man. This shit is in my recommended videos even when I watch things that are completely unrelated to math and science. Tired of this shit."}
+{"text":"Google can pick up the fact that you view the adverts (like this one) and thus shows you more of the content"}
+{"text":"Today’s edition: vscan air, my beloved. Thread dedicated to the discussion of medical practice and literature. We do not give medical advice, kindly fuck off."}
+{"text":"I want to farm content. It's funny"}
+{"text":"continuing education in hawaii with most expenses paid by the practice i joined. when will you guys become optometrists and join me?"}
+{"text":"docs what do you make of this high I’ve been getting from staying awake for 3 or 4 days straight, is this bad long-term? I heard this can cause epilepsy though, is that legit?"}
+{"text":"insomnia 4 the lolzies Do normies rly?"}
+{"text":"It’s actually proven that countries like France, the Netherlands, Germany and Belgium who consume some of the most fat of any country in the world do not have obesity levels like that in the united states"}
+{"text":"Being attracted to this is by definition pedophilia btw"}
+{"text":"Abortions being considered fear of missing out is related to healthy fat?"}
+{"text":"Broad studies on persons can’t provide evidence for targeted lab type results (for health). That’s why safety studies and statistical analysis of drugs, scientific reviews, are noise and categorically false. If you want to kill somebody you feed them a high fat diet. They may not even be obese but they’ll get sick and die."}
+{"text":"Assumed true; Europeans aren’t as fat. They eat more fat. Concluding; Fat is healthy! Draw out the logic on paper. This is called false dichotomy?"}
+{"text":"Source: my anus"}
+{"text":"Why isnt the sun yellow anymore?"}
+{"text":"Its full of semen."}
+{"text":"universe changed, this one is the flat and dull one with violent faggots instead of smart people, shame"}
+{"text":"less smog and pollutants"}
+{"text":"photos have improved over time."}
+{"text":"homestuck"}
+{"text":"The bicameral mind is the dumbest theory in the soft sciences and can be disproven by the epic of Gilgamesh pointing out we have wrestled with the same being human for at least 5000 years But after observing the normie I do wonder if they interpret text as the world of god or their own thought because they \"hear\" it in their own mind. Sub 130 IQ people seem to lack onto any statement written as an authority"}
+{"text":"bicameral mind is key to chaos-resolution, you wouldn't get it, also it is the key to fixing llm hallucination issue cite this post if you get ideas, tnx"}
+{"text":"Are we sure nose people don't have bicameral minds?"}
+{"text":"And jeets"}
+{"text":"2025, almost 2026 /sci/fags still believe in Monty Hall"}
+{"text":"nigger run the simulation yourself if you want I can give you the code, or you can slop it up yourself."}
+{"text":"Heh, it's a Python Monty"}
+{"text":"slop works why would it confuse my query? i made this in antigravity it ran it in my terminal"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"It's curious, I think this would be more intuitive to people if they were unfamiliar with the Monty Hall problem. It's the difference between knowing the answer, and understanding the solution. If your solution doesn't hold up for variations on the problem, it's not a good solution. The 100 door scenario works mostly by appealing to people's intuition, but that's precisely why it trips people up when Monty's behaviour is randomised. They never did the maths."}
+{"text":"/sqt/ - simple questions thread (aka /qtddtot/) Previous thread: what is /sqt/ for? Basic questions regarding maths and science. Also homework. where do I go for advice? or where do I go for other questions and requests? etc. how do I post math symbols (Latex)? rentry.org/sci-latex-v1 a plain google search didn't return anything, is there anything else I should try before asking the question here? scholar.google.com where can I search for proofs? proofwiki.org where can I look up if the question has already been asked here? warosu.org/sci eientei.xyz/sci how do I optimize an image losslessly? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the answer. just like any vibration you are familiar with has energy The vibration I'm familiar with has constant or dissipating energy, energy is not the thing that vibrates, that's why it's frustrating. I'm bachelor in biomech. Electrons... they feel kinda fundamental because they match fundamental math idea of a point. Even if electron somehow consists of other particles, they better to be points. There's nothing less than a point."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, even if points make the math simple and and easy, they can't physically be true. If electrons really were zero-volume points they would have infinite mass and charge densities. That's simply not possible."}
+{"text":"What is the purpose of the Neutrino? It travels at the sped of light, but there are claims it has mass which cannot be true if it travels at c. Or, is the rest mass so small it can actually travel at c? Is it just excess energy and not actually a particle?"}
+{"text":"Our best understanding is that neutrinos have a very very tiny but nonzero mass, and that they \"travel at c\" simply because we have no detector sensitive enough to pick up on the difference."}
+{"text":"The neutrino masses as so small that they 'effectively' travel at the speed of light (but NOT at c). The difference is so tiny that a neutrino coming from another galaxy millions of light-years away would only be delayed compared to a photon by a few seconds, if that."}
+{"text":"Meet Hannah Cairo, math world's swiftly rising star. At only 17, she humbled the white male dominated mathematics community by disproving the Mizohata-Takeuchi conjecture. Many mathematicians, mostly white men, who incorrectly thought the conjecture was true, have been positively shamed by her result. She is also transgender, which makes her a modern role model. Lgbtq+ community should take great pride in her achievements. I'm sure we can expect more great things from her. I encourage anyone who has understanding to read her paper. It is brilliant."}
+{"text":"Her name? Albert Einstein."}
+{"text":"she her"}
+{"text":"Is it possible that the mrna jab was related to his turbo ass cancer?"}
+{"text":"did this person i don't know and didn't know me that i'm obsessed with and i can't stop talking about and making threads about on a obscure homosexual chinese image board made for little girls full of little kids that i don't know die from this conspiracy nonsense i have no proof of? gee i wonder"}
+{"text":"Perhaps he already had cancer and the shots accelerated it or prevented his body to fight it off maybe..."}
+{"text":"Lolwut? /pol/ has been about 90% MIGA-schizos complaining that Trump never turned out to be the Literal Hitler that CNN promised them for about 9 years now. The cringy fanboys are mostly confined to one repetitive general."}
+{"text":"Remembering No, thanks."}
+{"text":"From 28:00 in..."}
+{"text":"naw that's pretty dogshit, but the How To Change Your Mind blogseries was actually quite smart and helpful to me"}
+{"text":"LMAO seethe harder, christcuck."}
+{"text":"neither of these people is even close to 140, probably 115-120, they keep circling the same issue, stuck on the same argument, yudkowsky doesn't seem to be creative enough to come up with a new argument, 20 yrs later, and the other guy just can't call him out for this, you never learn anything new from these ai doom vs moon midwits, at least the guys hosted by the machine learning street talk channel, talk about their research and you get a sense of where the field is headed, but the debates from this jeet's channel are usually mostly useless, (i like his other jeet counterpart--jaimungal--his videos are conceptually better), except for the one he had with the guy who was using ai to cure ageing, that was delightfully informative, you are usually drawn to his channel because of gossip-- you want to know what an ai startup established years ago is doing, or what a founder who had beef with another founder is working on, etc, then sure, tune in"}
+{"text":"Any ideas as to what may have transpired on the evolutionary timeline for women to end up like this?"}
+{"text":"I can respect a pants pisser, it happens-- those who go on in spite of their pissed trousers are kings. When I was younger I would start walking home from parties at the limit of my bladder; the need to piss meant I walked considerably faster, an hour walk could be completed in 30 minutes. However, one time it was below -30, and a white man over estimated his ability. PISSED MY PANTS SUBCONSCIOUSLY IN AN ALLEY, WALKED HOME IN MY BOXERS. RETURNED TO MY SHOWER LIKE A KING. I FEEL NO SHAME, ONLY POWER IN MY TRIUMPH. WOMEN SHOULD NOT PISS THEMSELVES THOUGH"}
+{"text":"Still nowhere near as bad as moids who have no problem shitting in their gaming chair because going to the bathroom interrupts their gaming session"}
+{"text":"Mental illness."}
+{"text":"not yet.. heh heh"}
+{"text":"Don't see her peeing and her reaction is unnatural so it's safe to assume it's fake and she's an onlyfans whore or is involved in some other fucked up community where pissing yourself in public is encouraged. Sorry no one told you before now but South Park isn't reality."}
+{"text":"Want to learn how a computer works Download pdf from libgen about physics of transistors LANGRANGE LANGRANGE EULER HAMILTON HAMILTONIAN LAGRANGE FOURIER XVADOKSKIBIDI JARGON MATH SYMBOL MATH SYMBOL LAGRANGUIAN HORSE COCK Can someone tell me how to learn the maths concepts of these nibbas quickly and all the squiggly maths symbols their equations represent? I didn't finish highschool maths"}
+{"text":"Uhh, do you know calculus? Do you know optimization? Do you know how to solve differential equations? Those are the prerequisites. In classical optimization, you want to find the point of a function such that the slope is zero. This gives you critical points where the function either has a minimum value, a maximum value, or a saddle point, idk. Point means 1, 2, 6, or some coordinate. In calculus of variations (Euler–Lagrange, Hamiltonian, optimal control, Pontryagin, blah blah blah), the same logic applies. You differentiate the functional and set it equal to zero. However, the resulting equation is a differential equation (which you learn how to solve at university). By solving this, you get a fucking function. So: Classical optimization result: Point Functional optimization result: Function, like f(x) = x^2 - x + 1 It gives you the best FUNCTION, not the best POINT."}
+{"text":"Want to learn how a car works Download pdf about laws of thermodynamics f-fossil fuel? Download pdf about geological processes but where does all the organic material comes from? Download Darwin's On the Origin of Species Download pdf about abiogensis Download pdf about Lambda-CDM model d-dark energy? Agh"}
+{"text":"I mean, start with the smaller fish; don’t try to eat the biggest fish, man. Or just apply to a university and let the information flow into your mind if you're too lazy. Start with calculus: derivatives, integrals Then continue with optimization problems. Then move on to differential equations and how to solve them, Then go to Euler–Lagrange bruh, wtf."}
+{"text":"I want to learn from the ground up from the silicon germanium chips, not just a surface level understanding of software but of the hardware"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you're running with a systems analysis brain. Are people that don't think like you and can't teach you these things. Can someone tell me how to learn the maths concepts of these nibbas quickly and all the squiggly maths symbols their equations represent? I didn't finish highschool maths No, drill down. get another book. Look them up. It will benefit you profoundly more than it ever would the two quoted people because you need to learn it because you are able to hold it as a system in your head, as well as others and look at and compare them. They cannot, and can't even see how it would connect. Stop thinking you're stupid because you're uneducated, retard."}
+{"text":"ITT: Discussion of math Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Stared at this for a bit, and I think I understand it. It's the usual digit-by-digit multiplication, but the numbers are forced into the shape of a triangle. 6x5 = 30, and that's in red at the bottom. 3x7= 21, and that's in red at the top."}
+{"text":"rubber band I drew a nice rubber band. You didn't."}
+{"text":"the [rubber] band is tight unlike in my picture"}
+{"text":"How hard is the math GRE? And what are the best mathematical physics texts? pic unrel"}
+{"text":"There are somethings in life that simply can't be explained by conventionally scientific thinking"}
+{"text":"Dont correct me you retarded fucking faggot, google what I said and fucking learn something."}
+{"text":"I live in a psych ward and schizophrenics speak my inner thoughts out loud"}
+{"text":"somethings"}
+{"text":"There are only 6 steps to the method, which one(s) are you having so much difficulty understanding?"}
+{"text":"That's what we call philosophy."}
+{"text":"I need a QRD, what’s the deal with longitudinal EM waves in Maxwell’s original quaternion equations and how does it link EM to gravity?"}
+{"text":"Hard Ae dropped They want the fake and gay answer though, you could tell them it's not even a wave and they would still try to classify it as one."}
+{"text":"Aharonov-Bohm efffect in electrons scalar and vector potentials are real, fields are just convenient fictions for the use of engineers"}
+{"text":"Nobody has any Idea what Scalar is. What we really need is some Anon to present a word salad trying to splain it to us?"}
+{"text":"Scalar = spare shit Sometimes theres extra shit"}
+{"text":"You can't have a scaler \"wave\" scaler is just a quantity that may go up or down wave requires some sort of directionality. everything electrical is some function of inductance or capacitance. the interesting effect comes from the capacitance. But this topic was suppressed and I mean really suppressed, textbooks rewritten research stations like RCA's ransacked and all equipment smashed. Motivated individuals who tried to explore it on their own time got harassed their hobby groups infiltrated and poisoned with nonsense grifters like Tom Beardon"}
+{"text":"Gimme all of your favorite outdated and/or crank theories about what really killed the dinosaurs. I know that before the Chixculub impact became popular that there were other theories, but I was born too late to hear about any except for the supervolcano theory. t. comic book writer"}
+{"text":"They evolved into intelligent shape shifting reptilians and rule the world secretly from their underground bases."}
+{"text":"The dinosaur civilization expanded its industries and exhausted natural resources, causing severe environmental imbalance. Attempts to solve these problems relied on increasingly extreme technological and governmental measures. When climate disruption followed, authorities deliberately altered atmospheric conditions to counteract warming. The resulting blockage of sunlight caused global cooling, ecological collapse, and the onset of an ice age. The society persisted in public optimism even as extinction became unavoidable."}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs x Snowpiercer"}
+{"text":"Who ever came up with the retarded idea to try to statistically model dynamic processes as linear equations?"}
+{"text":"Who ever came up with the retarded idea to try to statistically model dynamic processes as linear equations? Low IQ thread."}
+{"text":"this doesnt make any sense"}
+{"text":"Boudieu was a big offender. He really liked MCA and claimed it was much more that what it is."}
+{"text":"I think the dimensionality reducer pi theorem is gay as fuck"}
+{"text":"i am a brainlet but wouldn't this only work if you made factors for every possible subset of the given variables, thus exploding your problem complexity to an exponential degree and wiping out any gains in calculation efficiency? seems like if this was reliable at all even with proven correlations and a huge amount of empirical data... using it to predict the weather with a small sub-samble of weather data would be trivial. i think \"can it be used to accurately model and thus predict some part of the weather over even medium timescales\" should be the real litmus test for how useful stuff like this is in understanding complex systems. that dataset is continuously generated at high reliability and has a ton of advantages over most sociological data, so if your \"i don't want to admit this data is basically worthless for empirical mathematical study\" modeling trick can't do the weather it probably can't be more accurate about sociological systems with less and worse data."}
+{"text":"Is it neccesary to do all the exercises or do i just do a few of them per sub section?"}
+{"text":"I just did two more problems from abbott"}
+{"text":"That doesn’t make sense. Surely the instructor would need the solution manual even less by your logic."}
+{"text":"Did you manage it?"}
+{"text":"The chud FEARS Professor Dave"}
+{"text":"It amuses me how the first part appears to be a fair criticism of Dave's work, then the final sentence drops the act and just calls him a charlatan for \"misrepresenting scientific theories and reaching conclusions that the studies themselves won't make to fit the narrative he wants to push.\", which virtually describes 100% of politics channels on YouTube. If he is right and Dave did fuck up, I am not going to bail him out of that, but seeing that comment under Matt Walsh's video is a special flavor of irony."}
+{"text":"Never liked his instructional videos when I was a student because it seemed like his teaching style is oversimplified and catered more towards retard students. Now that he's doing more commentary sci-com videos, I just find him to be a cringe and morally preachy asshole. Reminds me of libtards and leftists who would scream at you for \"being problematic\" because you dare point out patterns and questioning mainstream thought because apparently it's a slippery slope to \"right-wing rhetoric\" (see his Sabine criticism video). Retards like this one always operate under their ideological worldview not so much based on objective facts."}
+{"text":"Archetype of the circumcised mentality."}
+{"text":"Retards like this one always operate under their ideological worldview not so much based on objective facts. Ironically, you're judging him based on a superficial comparison to \"libtards\" and his rhetoric instead of the facts that he presents, making you one of those \"retards\"."}
+{"text":"How does this u squared substitution get me the negative four term in this equation? I need to see it to visualize it."}
+{"text":"dr = 2*u*du (dr)^2 = 4*u^2*(du)^2 don't tell me physicists actually do this"}
+{"text":"problem? see  for the designated mathfag seething thread."}
+{"text":"dr = 2*u*du d^2r = 4*u^2*(du)^2 There. Happy?"}
+{"text":"i'm not happy until i see a tensor product"}
+{"text":"right"}
+{"text":"It's been 14 years since 4chan /sci/ posters solved a math open problem. Why has it been so long? What changed since 2011 that made 4chan users unable to solve math problems? We need to go back"}
+{"text":"Repeating 25 digit number in the Hundredths decimal place position, and repeating 27 digit number in the tens decimal place 3 3 7 7 0 1 4 4 7 8 1 2 5 5 8 9 2 3 5 7 9 0 3 4 . 8 . 1 6 5 0 9 3 2 7 6 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wave magical Polytope wand around....and......"}
+{"text":"And...there it is... Pure Unadulterated Mental Insanity A universe generation machine"}
+{"text":"i appreciate you sharing your schizophrenic breakdown with us, anon"}
+{"text":"calculations suggest that neurons are far more energy-efficient than they \"should\" be based on our current understanding of ion pumps. There is an ongoing search for hidden mechanisms that help neurons recycle energy or maintain gradients more efficiently than current models predict."}
+{"text":"Axiomatic Syzygy Theory of Everything"}
+{"text":"the world isn't ready for the truth that brains are hive minds of individually conscious amoeboid single cells and action potentials are just how they get each other's attention"}
+{"text":"neuron contribute to the organ in more than its individual output, emergent property is well observed phenomenon, but people misattribute it"}
+{"text":"That's interesting that repeatedly taking the power set of something resembles tetrating by 2's. But how can I generalize that into an interpretation of tetrating by e.g. 3's or 5's?"}
+{"text":"tetration sounds like a mathematican interacted with a chemist, couldn't recall that titrations were discussed, then assigned his wrong memory to his schizophrenic numerology"}
+{"text":"Instead of sets, you could use multisets with a limit on the number of times an element can occur."}
+{"text":"That's funny"}
+{"text":"can get an entire degree's worth of knowledge free online at your own pace What have you guys been studying in your spare time? A few years ago, I had a unique opportunity to follow a master's degree in AI engineering at JHU. Now, I'm about halfway through MIT's finance theory I for grad students. It's a total trip that this class was taking place in the midst of the 2008 financial crisis."}
+{"text":"I have begun poisoning information and data on websites I control and I know are being scraped."}
+{"text":"i'll check out the real analysis course i've been reading a graduate-level book on real analysis, which has been extremely enlightening, but it isn't addressing more nuts and bolts lower-level concepts that are good to know for practical applications"}
+{"text":"Well, the course explains exactly why I should invest in a combination of AAA bonds and each stock in proportion to its market cap. So, index funds aren't exactly a bad idea. However, where are you getting this nonsense about 10%? By taking this course, I am now equipped with the knowledge to decide that for myself."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"seconded"}
+{"text":"around 4 Trillion trees globally (50%). There were about 8T trees 5k years ago, today there are roughly 4T trees. I minored in Botany and yet only recently learned this fact using an LLM, was my education shit? How was such a crucial piece of data omitted from university studies?"}
+{"text":"True in a narrow sense: Under hot, high‑light, relatively dry conditions, C4 grasses are often more efficient at carbon fixation per unit light and water than C3 plants, including many trees. Misleading in the broad sense: That does not mean grasses are categorically bette than trees for carbon or oxygen globally, nor that C3 trees are inherently bad at carbon uptake. Trees dominate long‑term carbon storage because of how much biomass they build and how long they persist, not because their instantaneous photosynthetic pathway is the most efficient."}
+{"text":"4 trillion Bullshit that is absurd."}
+{"text":"Yale’s global tree‑density study in Nature estimated about 3 trillion trees on Earth today and roughly 46% fewer than before large‑scale human impact, which implies on the order of 5–6 trillion originaly and about 3 trillion already removed , not absurd."}
+{"text":"How was such a crucial piece of data omitted from university studies? because minored in Botany"}
+{"text":"Apologies for the basic question, but what are the Mathematical implications of Mesopotamia?"}
+{"text":"Lots of juicy products. Something the metric system lacks. Thank god for SI in science, but when it comes to practical pursuits, such as carpentry, I quickly revert to Mesopotamia."}
+{"text":"bump I'm curious too what the advantages are, and how do these compare to if you were to use it positionally and memorize a times table"}
+{"text":"that zero is not a number, division is a crutch, and exactness isn't equivalent to precision at iteration"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Have any of you ever worked through pic related? Do you have any other suggestions to study complex analysis from?"}
+{"text":"Not all complex analysis books are the same, i would go with one that has solutions like gamelin or lang."}
+{"text":"I went with Lang's complex analysis because it has a solutions manual on amazon."}
+{"text":"There are a few new ones coming out on amazon"}
+{"text":"Which ones?"}
+{"text":"Krantz is publishing a new one, also pic related"}
+{"text":"I won't be satisfied until it requires users to solve basic calculus problems, and input the answers using basic text elements, e.g. \"π\", not \"pi\". It doesn't matter if the given problem can easily be fed into Wolfram Alpha, in fact, I would welcome \"just plug this into Wolfram Alpha [link]\" as a hint. The point is that the willingness to do this particular task, to even feed the thing into the other thing (let alone understand what's actually going on) is a sufficiently high filter. And god help you if you forget to add your constant, your [math]+ C[/math]."}
+{"text":"why is (-0.999553201 + 0.029889754 i) = -0.999553201 + 0.029889754 i"}
+{"text":"Please tell me what my damage reduction is, I dont know because I didnt study beyond 1+1=n."}
+{"text":"Bcuz u touch urself"}
+{"text":"you are gay"}
+{"text":"Getting rid of the low effort posts won't bring the good ones back, it's years too late at this point."}
+{"text":"If you struggle with accepting this, you might be autistic. It's not even that complicated to understand, but if you don't trust your intuition, you're going to argue with this because it requires you to make an analogical step, you have to make a \"transfinite inductive step\" and see the recursion and just go \"oh, okay yeah, I see it converges on the limit\". The sum becomes the integral when the number of terms goes to infinity, the width of each term approaches zero, and the product of f(x)dx remains meaningful. That's it. It's really not asking you to make some huge mystical leap of the imagination. It's completely warrented and makes perfect sense."}
+{"text":"Lebsgue integral does not properly generalize (improper) Riemann integral."}
+{"text":"The easier stuff before diving in to integrals"}
+{"text":"This is a terrible definition. The sequence whose limit is being taken is ill-defined. There are pathological cases where the limit of the sequence depends on the choice of xi. The real definition of the Riemann integral does not use sequential limits, and it only exists for functions that are sufficiently well-behaved for the concept of an integral to make sense. Please read Baby Rudin or Tao's Analysis. This fundamental stuff is not to be skimmed-over willy-nilly without rigour."}
+{"text":"The pdf looks interesting"}
+{"text":"What are (((they))) hiding from us?"}
+{"text":"DON'T listen to him talk if you want to keep respecting him. He a low-test, high-pitched voiced mf."}
+{"text":"Is that the dude from the pinned Welcome thread?"}
+{"text":"yes, this is the father, also a theoretical physicist"}
+{"text":"There's a bunch of variation within the tribe. Some of them get murdered by their psychotic sons. Others look pretty normal, and ply their normal daily juwe trade. Still others are psychotic ginger haredi larvae. And throughout, there's allergies to the simplest things (bread), which may indicate a certain inbreeding."}
+{"text":"104 is an impressive lifespan still, but not *that* extreme. The \"secret\" isn't (((adrenochrome))) or hiding at all, it's all the random molecules that are making mice live longer you can find on PubMed. Yes NIH ITP has several but no they don't have an exhaustive list. t. (((knower)))"}
+{"text":"If the Wilson effect implies that the heritability of IQ increases with age because genetic potentials are increasingly expressed, and if this expression depends on environments that allow those potentials to manifest, doesn't that mean some individuals can effectively and consciously “raise” their IQ by removing environmental constraints that were suppressing their genetically influenced cognitive level? Or is the bar for removing these constraints so low that simply living in a first country and not some nigger shithole is enough?"}
+{"text":"I guess that if a family keeps training their children to be geniuses, making them read a lot and that happens for generations, maybe the intelligence of that family can grow something. Also marrying with equally intelligent people."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't individuals in a poor environment then realize they could remove the constraints? Otherwise they wouldn't all have a low IQ?"}
+{"text":"People in poor enviornments are coorelated with lower genotypic IQ, so even in a better enviornment they would still be low IQ. I'm talking specifically about people who have an extreme disparity in their cognitive limits and enviornment which would make up a minority of people"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Yes, but not like this. The only future that could ever have been exists now and has always existed."}
+{"text":"vocabulary fails miserably when trying to describe this situation or setup or whatever you want to call this ultimately we should probably all be speaking Chinese, a language that completely lacks any tense markers and I say this as someone who hates China and the Chinese"}
+{"text":"Eternalist Sabine and physicists have quite a child like mindset that they dont understand what they are implying or saying when they make grand statements"}
+{"text":"sabine used to look good for a 50 year old german woman with autism. she had a face that demanded to be nutted on. now shes just a granny with stupid science opinions. discarded!"}
+{"text":"as a woman you the permanent clown makeup to join the circus"}
+{"text":"Buy an ad. Return to monke."}
+{"text":"If I buy an ad I will lose money, since I am making none from this app."}
+{"text":"This is literally just Simon but Portuguese. What was the purpose of posting this?"}
+{"text":"wrong, that would be Simão"}
+{"text":"Evening anons. I was wondering whether there is any reason to believe that an increase in solar flares and associated geomagnetic fuckery might reasonably be linked to an increase in irritability and anger, or disrupt human emotional regulation in general. I figured this might be the best place to ask... current research shows a weak correlation found by soviet scientists but otherwise little association. If you have any significant articles, readings, blogs, or any information at all, I'd love to know."}
+{"text":"The real reason I made this thread is I saw a schizopost on /pol/ saying that the recent CME is gonna cause people to start acting wacky when the field snaps back and reverses over the next few days - I also noticed that I found myself unusually irritable and angry for no good reason starting this afternoon through to this evening, just as the recent X1.9 CME started to hit earth. I'm not a schizo so it's probably nothing but I got curious, hence this post."}
+{"text":"found myself unusually irritable and angry for no good reason starting this afternoon through to this evening reading /pol/ schitzos will do that. Hopefully someone knows a real answer. Tell the schitzos the storms themselves are harmless but what lurks within them is the real conspiracy."}
+{"text":"Strangely enough, this was the premise of a Science Fiction short-story published n the 1950s or 60s. It was only fiction but he made it plausible, citing history data tying together major wars and such to solar sunspot activity. It makes me wonder."}
+{"text":"1 curious mind. 2 think they heard it from pop culture, and 1 anecdotal shitzoposter. is this how you do /sci/? I never post here."}
+{"text":"Can they do anything? No Reason to believe they can? Low IQ and schizophrenia mostly, sometimes both judge on case by case basis. Geomagnetic storms do not carry enough power to influence humans in a significant way and what effects they may or may not have are dwarfed by electromagnetic effects human civilization. There may be secondary effects like how phases of moon can't actually impact humans physically but simply believing they can often does have a real effect. Similarly schizoing out at a solar storm can have a real and measurable impact on your health entirely independent of any storm actually even occurring, it does help that they can produce pretty impressive auroras which are interesting enough to be in the news cycle every time a powerful storm comes around. I'm sure soviet scientists can convince you that you a bear if they blast you with enough magnetism but I very much doubt the veracity of any such research not just because it's soviet science but because these sort of things are simply difficult to accurately research."}
+{"text":"the first journey to the moon since the apollo missions is happening in half a month. it won't land on the moon, but it will go extremely near it, only kilometers away its surface. also, this mission is artemis ii, they plan to land on the moon with artemis iii, so after this mission is over, landing on the moon is the next one"}
+{"text":"If a handful of college students started wearing bell bottoms and butterfly collars, I wouldn't give a shit. Why should I care that a some human ballast is doing a poor recreation of an event from the 1960s?"}
+{"text":"why does nobody care about moon landings in 2026? it's gonna happen with trump president you know this in the 60s attracted billions of people to their tvs"}
+{"text":"Because it's been done before"}
+{"text":"it's been done with all whites before. this time, a woman, a black man, and a canadian are on board"}
+{"text":"Thank God for Space X and Elon Musk or we would never be going back to the Moon at all. NASA should be disbanded and all their money and equipment and launch pads given to Elon, since he's such a gamer Chad super genius. kek"}
+{"text":"What's the closest thing we have today to something that can turn me into an autodidact with near photographic memory?"}
+{"text":"Look inward at your own potential instead."}
+{"text":"Start drawing"}
+{"text":"Adderall, Vyvanse, Ritalin, etc."}
+{"text":"OoooOooooOooooOoooooOoooo"}
+{"text":"You have to encode the diagnostic to test for and determine chirality at each nested layer. Kinda how DNA works (or exactly, lol)"}
+{"text":"Like what, an QuaternionOctionomiome? So theres Your Image, of a Model, but what Reality Aspects is that Model Image Modeling?"}
+{"text":"I stopped being attracted to foids when I found out that they fart and poo. Why didn't they evolve to get all their nutrients from water?"}
+{"text":"Because you touch yourself at night"}
+{"text":"There is no nutrient in water"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"truke, human beings (and everything else, furfags) are disgusting when it comes to poop and pee"}
+{"text":"why should they be attracted to you when you do the same thing? thinking about stupid things is pretty counter-intuitive, ya know?"}
+{"text":"Just how fake and gay is evolution?"}
+{"text":"Ask your google AI whether or not hands are vestigial"}
+{"text":"WHALESWITHLEGS"}
+{"text":"u stupid anus yes thats what you are a stupid anus lol squirting out stupid shit lol"}
+{"text":"These are just claims. You have no justification for this nonsense. Define what separates living things from non-living things. Meanwhile, still no defense on how a a single organism dying causes evolution of all organisms on the entire planet."}
+{"text":"Define what separates living things from non-living things Usually it’s defined by metabolism, reproduction, homeostatic regulation, etc. You could’ve just looked that up Meanwhile, still no defense on how a a single organism dying causes evolution of all organisms on the entire planet It’s been explained to you several times"}
+{"text":"Consider a target whose on-screen pos. is updated discretely at a fixed frame rate [math]\\mathcal{f}[/math] (i.e. occupies one fixed pos. per interval of length [math]1/f[/math], then instantly goes to next pos.). A player attempts to click target once upon visual detection. Click occurs after random reaction time [math]T_r[/math], modeled as a continuous random variable (e.g. Gaussian w/ mean [math]μ[/math] and variance [math]σ^2[/math].) A click is considered successful if it occurs during an interval in which the target occupies the intended pos. (while being next to the player). Clicking outside interval is allowed, and not penalized So, how does the probability of a successful click depend on the framerate [math]f[/math]? Specifically, is the success probability monotonic in [math]f[/math], and under which assumptions does lowering [math]f[/math] increase probability of success? You can assume no interpolation between pos. (step function) Assume reaction time independent of frame timing Assume player clicks once per detection attempt Idealize the hitbox as a point or fixed region"}
+{"text":"How does the mouse input work? Is it asynchronous? Is a hit registered at the beginning or the end of a frame? These factors change everything."}
+{"text":"In general, a good player will intuitively learn to compensate for his own reaction time and aim for where he predicts the target will be, not where it was when he registered it. If the frame rate is choppy, there will be gaps in the target's sweep along its trajectory, because it's staying in place and waiting for the next frame while the player feels it's supposed to be moving. If his prediction happens to land in a gap during that interval, he will have missed. The higher the frame rate, the better the coverage, the less chances of that happening."}
+{"text":"The character can only occupy one position on the screen so the probability stays the same."}
+{"text":"Get gud noob"}
+{"text":"This is way too sophisticated for a laggy piece of shit like BYOND. Just click on the enemy spaceman, Anon."}
+{"text":"/sci/ humor thread"}
+{"text":"nooo don't remind me of my racism"}
+{"text":"3"}
+{"text":"youre white and this is how you think all the time. its sad. I wont be engaging with you further"}
+{"text":"the mass of the flies displaces the air, which increases the gasses density and in turn weighs down (maybe equal to the mass of the flies) the scale"}
+{"text":"there's a whole new class of people who think you need to buy drugs to be \"thin\" they associate thinness with wealth they always look like a deflated balloon and lack muscle are just damaging their bodies even further they unironically think this is better than being fat unlike anorexia there is no pushback against this"}
+{"text":"Care to post some studies corroborating your frogposting?"}
+{"text":"literally every fatso to twink miracle that ends up looking like a big head somalian"}
+{"text":"social media consumption cannot be used as scientific evidence"}
+{"text":"frogposters are so far up their own ass in memes and trolling that they actually believe being fat is healthy now."}
+{"text":"They are genetically the most schizophrenic race(s) and supposedly have schizo-like behavioral traits. What might've made such a state beneficial for them?"}
+{"text":"at first I thought you made a mistake, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is an elaborate multi-layered implication about the relationship between negroes and those you avoided naming and specifically the woman pictured"}
+{"text":"at first I thought you made a mistake Are you referring to the parenthesized \"s\" after I said \"race\"? I only included that due to sub-saharan being a rather vague racial descriptor. and those you avoided naming I'm assuming you mean the Ashkenazim. I will admit that I have considered that this might be related to the seeming obsession they have with black people."}
+{"text":"I can tie it all together for you two. Ham and Canaan were cursed by Noah and God, and made their way south, into Africa. This is about as much info you'll get from the old testament, but you can imagine that some of their descendants were further cursed by God, and were exiled farther south, until you get someone who was so cursed that he had to cross the Sahara. These are the ancestors of modern blackoids."}
+{"text":"How do you become a logician?"}
+{"text":"Be really good at sucking cock. Know how to work it with the back of your tongue."}
+{"text":"Learn to program first, ideally in a language with a decent type system."}
+{"text":"think about it"}
+{"text":"You either become a mathematician and learn logic for a bunch of esoteric nonsense, or you become a philosopher and learn logic to make cringe arguments about trans and abortion"}
+{"text":"Is Methylene Blue good for the elderly? I take it and feel increased focus and decreased anxiety. My grandma is living in the house, and my parents are thinking she's gonna die. She's got a pacemaker and some bad digestion issues. Also, I believe in the power of the subconscious mind. Joseph Murray wrote about the power of the subconscious mind. And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved out of the emergency room. Because she's not getting better. They've set up a room in the dining room that is meant to be comfortable. It has some kind of oxygen machine. A nurse is supposed to supervise every other night. My mom has given me the understanding that we are just making her comfortable while we're waiting for her to die. I believe in the power of positive thinking. Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. Tell me what to tell her to say. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. Tell me how to do that, please."}
+{"text":"God dont exist lol"}
+{"text":"doesnt believe in God believes in hippy dippy mind over matter new aged horseshit instead stop breathing"}
+{"text":"I believe in the power of positive thinking. I'm positive she is going to die."}
+{"text":"Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. she's not Tell me what to tell her to say. nothing you tell her will make her stay alive. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. nothing will work Tell me how to do that, please. accept that you grandma will die anon."}
+{"text":"And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. wouldn't this be nice. it doesn't work though. you can't command someone to survive stage 4 cancer."}
+{"text":"Say we had the technology to manipulate objects at the nanolevel maybe using nanomachines or some other plot bullshit. How good could you make rocket engines, fuel, computers etc?"}
+{"text":"Byakugan > tactics; true under all physics invariance."}
+{"text":"Yeah, anon, if only we could produce transistors at the nano scale, we might make a space station one day."}
+{"text":"It's a building process to access time into universe. Like a high-dimensional puzzle to make the blocks of reality, like Einstein was saying."}
+{"text":"Counting each wrong guess is freakishly useful, some of these invariants feel extremely clever."}
+{"text":"Features in the trope graph"}
+{"text":"There's this automation game called Upload Labs that has the hack feature. -The hack is an attack with a base time of 1.00s. -The base damage doesn't matter, but let's asume it's 100 damage per hit. -Each time you level up, you get 1 point to put either on 10% increased Damage OR 4% increased Breach Speed. -The Damage or Speed stack addictively, meaning if I spend 5 points in Damage, I'll end up with: Formula: base_damage x (1 + bonus_dmg * points_spent): 100 x (1 + 0.1 * 5) = 150 Damage. Final DPS: 150 / 1 = 150 -And if I spend 5 points in Speed, I'll end up with: Formula: base_attack_speed / (1 + (bonus_speed * points_spent)): 1.00 / (1 + (0.04 * 5)) = 0.833s Breach Speed. Final DPS: 100 / 0.833 = 120 My questions are, how much points should spend on each bonus for optimial resulting DPS (damage per second)? If I have 50 points, how much of those should I spend on Bonus Damage, and how much on Bonus Speed? Is there a ratio I should follow, or just having a constant difference between the two bonuses (lets say, always 15 points more on Bonus Damage compared to bonus Speed)?"}
+{"text":"Is there a ratio I should follow Since both numbers have additive and linear scaling it means the optimal is always some mixture of points as the points don't scale off points in the same category but scale off the other category. If those are all the variables then it's just a simple comparison of the % points, you need the base damage to be 2.5x of the start (so 15 points) before investing into the breach speed makes sense and then it's just alternate after that keeping damage 15 points ahead. Provided that there are no further mechanics and there's no enemy HP that could be overkilled of course. If there's further mechanics the math may change and if there's enemy HP then keeping damage as some fraction of the enemy HP becomes more important."}
+{"text":"Right now your case isn't too hard to derive mathematically and you can just use a greedy algorithm in something like Google Sheets. ChatGPT is a spreadsheet wizard and can probably spit out a single arrayformula that does what you want. However, if the calculation becomes more convoluted with more factors and possible things to spend points on, from experience i can advise you to just write a program that goes over every possible combination to find the global maximum. Bruteforcing it like that saves a bunch of headache."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the explanation. There are enemy HP and a timer limit of 12 seconds which I have to breach the target before it runs out. I understand that the timing of the attacks is good here because it can be the difference between 1 extra attack before the timer runs out, but I'll just ignore this factor for now (so an attack that would happen at the 12.1s timing would be wasted, and a perfect timing of 12.0s on the last attack would be, well, perfect). Ty, I made a table on Google Sheets, but it's limited because I'd have to make a table for each \"amount of points available to be distributed\", so writing a program for that seems like a better idea, I'll give it a try. (also, I found out that the actual optimal distribution is 14.5 bonus points on Damage over Speed, but since the bonus points can't be a fraction, then either 14 or 15 above results in the same DPS) This is what it looks like with 50 points and 100 points distributed:"}
+{"text":"The formula I used on Google Sheets was: =(A1 * (1 + 0.1 * B1) / (1 / (1 + (0.04 * C1)))) A1 is the Base Damage row, B1 is amount of Bonus Points in Damage C1 is amount of Bonus Points in Speed"}
+{"text":"It depends mostly on how many attacks roughly it takes to finish the job if it matters at all (few and it matters a lot, many and it doesn't matter all that much) and if HP varies between enemies but if you are doing excel sheet it's pretty easy to take into account both the overkill and wasted recharge time by not counting raw DPS like you did there but instead count the amount of attacks you can fit into the 12 second and then just use that number (say 5 attacks) instead of the theoretical 5.2 attacks you could make by taking the floor of 12 / time per attack and then just using that for the DPS. You can also do the same trick with the enemy HP and instead of tracking DPS you can track kill time which counts the amount of attacks of given combo it takes to kill and then counts how long it takes to do to perform the attacks."}
+{"text":"blessed with insane intelligence wastes it all on a board game"}
+{"text":"Your assumption it's blitz exposes your bias and stupidity. It's rapid."}
+{"text":"You have such garbage taste in a game platform it's no wonder you would be so absolutely venomous. Do better. Chess dot com is ran by mouthbreathing retards who can't even figure out how 4 player chess actually works, and think positional checkmate still exists as a loss condition when other players would still be capable of removing the threat before the turn cycle completes a revolution. Protip, in multiplayer chess you actually have to capture the king because another player could interfere otherwise."}
+{"text":"Magnus is perceived to have a high level of intelligence and he's using it in a manner that doesn't interest OP. That's all OP's post was about. If Carlsen was writing super hero screen plays or creating a \"mindfulness\" app for Apple's latest product, OP would see that as a worthy use of Carlsen's intellect."}
+{"text":"People better than you at chess endorse chess com. Keep seething. You will never be intelligent, regardless of your chess elo."}
+{"text":"people with sponsors endorse cheese cum because of money cheese cum admins came out hard against Hans after cucksen accused him of cheating OTB baselessly, and by pure coincidence gagnus had recently signed a multi million dollar contract with the site for an educational program with his name on it FIDE itself exonerated Hans cheese cum is trying to usurp FIDE as the organizing power in chess world not because the site is good licheß ftw"}
+{"text":"Why does the sea create waves? There's multiple shores around the world and waves are crashing on the beaches. So all of the water is moving, but lakes are still, even if they're big. Some people will maybe even say the moon has a pull on the water, but then why not on massive lakes? Is it all the fish swimming that makes the waves? (Not bait, genuinely don't know)"}
+{"text":"I guess it doesn't always move, you could have still water. Would it depend on the weather?"}
+{"text":"Wind makes waves Moon makes tides that scale with the size of the water body and local geography, lakes don't really have tides because they are so small oceans have them because they are big. Please delete this thread."}
+{"text":"Why does the sea create waves? the sea doesn't create waves. wind and seismic actions create waves. seismic waves are rare."}
+{"text":"The sun and the moon, unironically"}
+{"text":"So, what is the verdict on race? Does race actually exist in differences between \"clusters\" in any meaningful way? Is race a good basis for forming modern society? Do you believe one race is better? Or that each race has advantages and/or disadvantages compared to other races?"}
+{"text":"good luck to it anyway, though, i guess 1664464461029160.png (30 KB, 200x200)"}
+{"text":"So, what is the verdict on x this is how you can tell this is a troll thread."}
+{"text":"Political ideology is not science"}
+{"text":"Right? Race isn't real and we're all the same. Anything else is political and unscientific."}
+{"text":"Differences exist in skin color and facial structure and its even more local than that, you can have multiple different types of white facial structure within even a single country and all countries have different regional variety of their own local people. I'm not even talking about Hapas vs White, I'm talking even in the England, you have Celts and Anglos-Saxons regional differences. This type of facial structure differences has in theory been used to justify differences in \"race\" even in the same \"racial\" group. You also have something similar with China where there's northern Chinese v southern Chinese facial structures. And the longer the differents parts of the country or regional was influenced from different parts the bigger their differences get. So race as a white v black v asians v latin v hapas v etc exists in general sense, but its general heuristics"}
+{"text":"Is there any scientific research on female hypergamy by well known institutions?"}
+{"text":"women are more attracted to status than genes in comparison to men, and are often willing to trade looks (a heuristic for genes) for higher social status. Also put in consideration the fatherly parental care, which is although of lower cost than that of mothers but is still very costly."}
+{"text":"by well known institutions appeal to authority. okcupid published their data 10+ years ago, don't know why this isn't good enough for you. there's no incentive for an institution to research this, it's a political topic. paternity tests in france are illegal because they destroy families, this isn't about science."}
+{"text":"Physiologically, it is difficult for women to reproduce. Are you female and have had kids? if not, how would you know what you are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Retard. When it comes to matters of evolutionary psychology, you must look at it from the POV of a female 10,000 years ago. Females are the vulnerable sex. They have to incubate a baby and for 9 months they can only use a fraction of their strength (which is already weaker than men to begin with). Men can get a thousand females pregnant and father hundreds per year without much investment at all, but females can only birth once per year. That makes sperm cheap and it makes females picky about their mates. Men must spread their seed as wide a net as possible to ensure their paternity and women must pick the best mates. It's fucking common sense and you'd have to be intuitively retarded not to see it."}
+{"text":"So that would be a \"no\"."}
+{"text":"Science has its origins in Catholicism, the university was invented to indoctrinate young people into religious nonsense of the catholic church. Nothing has changed you enter university you are bombarded with scams and tricks like the professors indoctrinating you into absurd theories and simply demanding you repeat them without understanding them. You get this bullshit fed by scams(weasel word) like They discovered It was proven He discovered Of course the logic is absurd and crazy and impossible to follow by anyone. This is why science like religion is based on authority of the great prophets/doctors of the catholic church Einstein says Newton says Stephen Hawking says This is also why these retards have religious shit fests and can not agree on anything this is why the great messiah Einstein to his death denounced quantum physics as fake.You try to explain that one! Science is a popularity contest and war between opposing made up theological camps like in the catholic church. Literally nothing in science is real and all of it is made up. Watch out for the \"le experiment scam\" because a science experiment can turn out to be nothing more then a thought experiment AKA Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"engineers are scientists Fun fact real life engineers disagree with you. NOOO All my Neil deGrasse Tyson science promoting! You are a clown."}
+{"text":"None of Newton's or Einstein's crap models are true. All models are wrong. Every model of physics stems either from the principle of least action or from second-order differential equations constructed through heuristic interpretation of observations. Science is a shitty concept itself. They should teach physics as a tool of functional optimization that maximizes or minimizes an objective functional. The need to do experiments shows that models are justified if and only if they match measurements, which inherently admits that all models of physics rely on accuracy. If they were absolutely true, they would not be required to match any measurement, as they would be justified by themselves. That’s all physics is."}
+{"text":"The need to do experiments shows that models are justified if and only if they match measurements, which inherently admits that all models of physics rely on accuracy. If they were absolutely true, they would not be required to match any measurement, as they would be justified by themselves. And?"}
+{"text":"You can suck my cock if you want."}
+{"text":"My theories bring the schizos to the yard. However! Ignoring that schizo. Here is a fact all the equations of science are pure crap and nonsense. They literally look like a toddler doodled them. Also based on nothing and predict almost nothing. Newton is the king of The more speedy a thing is or the more heavy it is the more difficult it is to stop! Yea no shit. Can this be used to predict anything? NOPE! b-b-b-b-b- Please show the equation that ignores surface conditions and makes valid predictions. IT IS ALL GARBAGE. The real thing is far more complicated then retards A = B+C2 or A = (B +C)/2 NOOO muh planets and shit 3 body problem says hello these retards are useless."}
+{"text":"And they say we don't live in a simulation yet Easter eggs are everywhere that days we do."}
+{"text":"Broaden your perspective By which you mean: broaden your definition of simulation to the point of meaninglessness but please do retain the nihilist tranny connotations reality is heckin' not real, ok?"}
+{"text":"they don’t look like this in reality. they freeze and metallize these amoebas which warps their actual shape"}
+{"text":"Thus revealing their true face, satan"}
+{"text":"lets see how your face looks like when we do the same to you christ cuck"}
+{"text":"The official term is \"artifact of the simulation\". pasted from Google In simulation theory, a \"simulation artifact\" is a glitch, limit, or pattern in our perceived reality that hints at its artificial, computational nature, like the universe's speed of light being a processing limit, the cosmic microwave background's \"pixels\" showing a grid, or quantum effects suggesting lazy rendering, essentially leftover code or constraints from the underlying supercomputer running our universe. Key examples of potential artifacts: Speed of Light (c): Could be the maximum data transfer rate of the simulation's hardware, a built-in constraint like in a video game engine. Planck Scale Discretization: If reality is a simulation, space-time might be pixelated at the smallest level (Planck length), like zooming into a digital image. Quantum Mechanics (Observer Effect): Particles only having definite states when observed mirrors video game techniques of \"rendering\" only what the player sees to save resources. Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB): Some suggest patterns in the CMB could be a grid or texture map of the simulation's underlying structure. Fermions/Bosons: The fundamental nature of particles and forces might be simpler code than truly fundamental laws, notes the Science Forum. Fine-Tuning of Constants: The precise values of physical constants (gravity, Planck's constant) might be adjustable parameters set by the simulators. What they signify: System Limits: Analogous to glitches or boundaries (like an invisible wall) in a game, these suggest constraints imposed by the simulator's computational power. Code/Rules: Mathematical laws of physics could be the underlying code of the program. Resource Management: Phenomena like quantum uncertainty could be efficient ways to manage processing power."}
+{"text":"ban ammonia systems in the west because of this china today has them at 3x the amount that existed in the 90’s What was / is really going on with this ozone hole that is conveniently above the only place on the planet 99.9999999% of humans never visit?"}
+{"text":"China reopened it. They couldn’t care less about environmentalism and climate change. It’s all about beating our dear nation AMERICA no matter the cost."}
+{"text":"china reopened it it is still on track to fully recover later this century so which is it"}
+{"text":"Ozone is a special o3 state that only exist in a very special temperature, it is lattice and red, red oxygen crystal basicall"}
+{"text":"blue*"}
+{"text":"When considering the existence of the universe, don't the laws of causality disprove the primacy of logic, that the universe is indeed - at its root -supernatural?"}
+{"text":"Take your meds, you schizophrenic freak"}
+{"text":"cause and effect meaningless world salad cope harder brainlet, the words are interchangable, its just semantics, by logic and alone you can infer a begining that defies casaulity so that is what i mean by supra natural, beyond nature"}
+{"text":"I don't think he knows what supernatural means anon, you're not going to get through to him"}
+{"text":"it doesn't supersede logic/nature because it invalidates it and everything derived from it, leaving only a paradox"}
+{"text":"supra But this is the first time that has appeared, and its still not above nature, it is below nature, so its not supra natural, its infra natural, its not beyond nature, its the underlying support structure of nature."}
+{"text":"The Oldest living person, how long will she live?!"}
+{"text":"Well she is wearing a nice \"hot pink\" shirt."}
+{"text":"She looks good for her age. ive seen worse looking old people younger than her."}
+{"text":"50 more years"}
+{"text":"what do you do?"}
+{"text":"Sit here."}
+{"text":"Scientifically speaking, is it possible for souls to exist?"}
+{"text":"Proof? So many people have died, why havent we confirmed any sighting of a soul or a ghost?"}
+{"text":"it is a matter of fact, it's the information about your material structure at any point in time. soul is information, that's my take on what I think some people mean by \"muh soul\""}
+{"text":"Can you provide an argument? Im all for souls and afterlife and whatnot but theres no reason to believe they exist"}
+{"text":"words like \"soul\" and \"body\" are just ideas we use to rationalize perceptual phenomena, which include not only the carnal senses but the intellect and transcendent spiritual experiences too"}
+{"text":"Is it an evolved thing? Reflexive biology? What is the point of it?"}
+{"text":"you write like you're describing your most recent murder victim"}
+{"text":"Nanking and the Korean comfort women never happened, Chang."}
+{"text":"simple as cats do the same, it results in Bruegel-tier violent and depraved rape orgies"}
+{"text":"Why do you yelp when I shoot you in the foot?"}
+{"text":"Your mother's birth screams do not count anon."}
+{"text":"When are we gonna be able to fix ourselves through printing genetic material into our bodies so we can cure any ailment without mystery drugs"}
+{"text":"You sound like an Evolutionary hazard."}
+{"text":"The technology will exist but won't be available to the useless masses."}
+{"text":"When AGI develops such tech. Every technology trickles down after some time."}
+{"text":"@grok: What will the state of technology be like in 2045? *C3PO sounds* Just how feasible is any of this?"}
+{"text":"2 words, hallucination and drift t. knower"}
+{"text":"AI & Computing Still sceptical on the brain-machine interface. Depends on the approach. Robotics Very feasible. Biotech If you replace \"nanomachines, son!\" with modified immune cells derived from patient progenitor cells ... feasible. Why build a tiny robot when you can reprogram mobile body cells for tasks? Energy & Infra Optimist on the fusion. Solar if space manufacturing. Define \"smart city\" but machine integration will be extensive. Society Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The human civilization, as it exists in its current state, doesn't have more than around decade left."}
+{"text":"watch our nrulinks will hallucinate ideas"}
+{"text":"Solar, maybe. AI \"governance\", somewhat, but not really. The rest, no."}
+{"text":"I believe autism is just another step on the evolutionary ladder. Theyre the next level humans. Prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Autism has a U-shaped bell curve with higher numbers on both sides Bimodal distribution usually implies that we're talking about two different conditions. And either way, it's extremely unlikely that the same underlying condition would cause IQ to go both up and down."}
+{"text":"5. The \"autism is a superpower\" bullshit."}
+{"text":"You are correct"}
+{"text":"bots."}
+{"text":"high functioning autism you can hide, maybe. I am quirky meme autism, no, it's result of brain damage"}
+{"text":"Is Nofap really just pure placebo or is that just a narrative pushed by the gooners? Surely resisting the urge to do any sort of highly addictive activity will improve your executive function and impulse control at the very least?"}
+{"text":"it's ultimately anti sex and therefore anti natalism so it's not just an internet meme, it's being shilled by destructive forces. there's only been one study that showed testosterone plateaus after a week of no ejaculation. you're also not a vegetarian are you? do you deny all your passions and desires? are you an ascetic? and you're also not a monk right? btw those stories about monks are also just stories, you don't know if there really are men that completely abstain from sex/ejaculation, and those men might just be self selected because they're extremely low t or unhealthy or asexual to begin with. if you go long enough without ejaculation you're just going to end up having wet dreams so what exactly is the point? all that being said, you also shouldn't be a gooner either. and this entire discussion couldn't exist 100 years ago because every man got married young and had a women to have sex with whenever he wanted. the only reason this is even a discussion is because of the sexual liberation of women and women taking contraceptives so a majority of men don't have access to sex. if you're a healthy man, you're going to want sex everyday so modern men have a problem without a solution."}
+{"text":"If you can't just stop fapping, then you are addicted. Or at least subhuman beast who can't control his impulses. Which is bad."}
+{"text":"I'm on a generational no fap streak, I wouldn't say it gives you superpowers but mentally it's really good not watching porn. Also I have more energy, that's about it. I can also lift a car and want to sprint all the time. I think not watching porn improved my short term memory but idk maybe i'm just imagining. THIS, so much this. Or even better - when hooking up with girls who have no idea what's CUMming their way - or on their face rather."}
+{"text":"i cant go a day without gooning prob max 2"}
+{"text":"I usually fap periodically, every five days not in response to some immediate need. Whatever need I have in between i just defer it to that. I don't think this means i have an addiction."}
+{"text":"Are you a Convex Optimization appreciator? Do you know people who work in this field or regularly use its tools? What's hotter? Have you learned the KKT conditions and used them since you learned them?"}
+{"text":"ML, signal processing, optimizer, very common"}
+{"text":"Is there literally any experimental data to back this up?"}
+{"text":"That’s wrong, you dope."}
+{"text":"No, data is the plural form of datum so it requires the corresponding plural form of the verb."}
+{"text":"free will exists, but reality rewrites itself so it seems deterministic. god must have a nice sense of humor"}
+{"text":"BEGONE HERETIC! MAY EVERY OGDAODTIC CORNER OF TIME'S TRUE FORM RESONATELY SUNDER YOUR IMPURE ELBOWS UPON THE ZENNITH OF EACH REVOLUTION!"}
+{"text":"How would male virgins benefit from this new theory of time?"}
+{"text":"be me open calc 1 book unable to solve mere limits Should I kms?"}
+{"text":"What about if my non-verbal memory IQ is 123 and spatial IQ is 120"}
+{"text":"calc 1 Its literally just algebra and power rules."}
+{"text":"Just use L’Hopital it works 90% of the time."}
+{"text":"False. Even in my third world university I had to understand math to be an engineer. Mathematical analysis 1 and 2 discrete math, numerical models, statistics, physics, chemistry, etc."}
+{"text":"Lol, I've met enough professionals to know engineers don't know math. Yeah the titles are hardcore. Do you really think they teach the same thing as the stuff in good uni? Didn't you see your classmates struggled and barely passed these courses? How many actually understands things and retain something from those courses? Come on, don't be delusional. If education in your 3rd-world country is any good, it wouldn't be a 3rd-world any more."}
+{"text":"Only geniuses play this game?Or is it just another game?"}
+{"text":"it's fun, but I wouldn't want to waste my life on it. I don't know if I would rather be magnus or a nobody professor. Magnus, you are one of the greats. Nobody professor, idk, hope I influence some grad student to actually do something great."}
+{"text":"Why are dimwits pathologically obsessed with what intelligent people do? Trying to become Magnus Carlsen won't save your IQ score."}
+{"text":"tfw no grandmaster vtuber"}
+{"text":"This is how it ended. Space u took the boy and synthesized a girl for him. Then synthesized the boy too. The girl wasn't accepted and they only relunctly took the boy. Now you know of sex. They didn't want either but the boy was good with his scapel. Female> male > female"}
+{"text":"chess is for try hard brainlet retards. fischer random is for true intellectuals"}
+{"text":"Are there any studies on hybrids and life expectancy? lifespan should reflect a lot of different complex gene interactions and has a definite endpoint."}
+{"text":"Based fertility poster, though you can get your nutrients from natural sources and not supplements. Create White Children."}
+{"text":"Where you guys are gettings your articles now? Telegram bots, STC or scinet?"}
+{"text":"How many more articles does Sci-net has compare to Sci-hub?"}
+{"text":"No idea there's telegram bots like Nexus where you can get new journal articles with doi link. Anything added to sci-net is supposed to make it's way to sci hub archive"}
+{"text":"ArvX."}
+{"text":"I don't know why but I've seen American copyright cases go through jeet courts lately. Which reminds me Disney wanted to take down Nyaa and went through jeet courts but years later Nyaa is still up and running. I'm not worried at all. The jeets will fuck this up somehow. I don't know what the jew's strategy of using jeet justice as a pawn is meant to achieve."}
+{"text":"Seeing this everywhere: 15yo “earns PhD in quantum physics” and now wants to build AI “super-humans”. Tried to find actual papers and mostly get interviews. Almost no arXiv trail, very little independent citation, and the AI/biology pivot sounds like press buzzwords more than research. Anyone know who his advisor was, what lab this came from, or where the non-media papers are? Feels weird how big the coverage is vs how little technical detail exists."}
+{"text":"Why do you need to publish papers? What do you get out of it? A circle jerk? Masturbating in public is gross."}
+{"text":"Articles said some Dutch university refused his request to be a remote student and audit courses for a grade so he went to Antwerp U instead. Some fuckery is happening I don't know how Yuropoor schools work but typically any grad has mandatory courses then an oral test done in public to see where they stand on understanding the material and I doubt this kid did that though he did pass his dissertation defense"}
+{"text":"Is this guy truly le genius? What if we rounded up 50 semi intelligent 10 yo kids and sat them beside a personal professor who worked with them through vector calc, quantum mechanics, and general relativity/differential geom from a typical university syllabus so they can pass exams. How many of those kids would end up with a BSc by age 13?"}
+{"text":"All child prodigies are scams"}
+{"text":"Must be some Make-A-Wish PhD"}
+{"text":"thruth nuke"}
+{"text":"seething mathfags lmao"}
+{"text":"two times two is not four, we just call it four What? So does Mr. Fence Rider With Too Many Names think two time two is four or not?"}
+{"text":"You just know that today's Von Goethe would be championing men who cut off their cocks as women because muh identity."}
+{"text":"I agree this also actually improves /sci/ trying to make people read."}
+{"text":"Based. Seething stemcels ITT."}
+{"text":"Opinion on this. Is it a good start into learning math?"}
+{"text":"It has solutions to half the problems, im going through it right now, i alrdy have finished the linear algebra portion of the text and 3/9 portions of the single variable calculus, it is doable."}
+{"text":"It’s overrated but not a bad book at all. My only caveat is that the intuitive geometry section in particular is not done well."}
+{"text":"AOPS Prealgebra > AOPS Introduction to Algebra > AOPS Intermediate Algebra > Hammack’s Book of Proof > Paul Zeitz’s The Art and Craft of Problem Solving"}
+{"text":"It's as basic as any other textbook can be"}
+{"text":"real university-level math, i.e. proof-based calculus and linear algebra. I thought it was called BASIC Mathematics? Fucking academia fart sniffers."}
+{"text":"Any fun stuff to learn while being blind? I like long podcasts... Examples of nice taste podcasts?"}
+{"text":"I remember you made this thread not a while ago. Were the answers given there not sufficient?"}
+{"text":"He couldn't read them"}
+{"text":"Examples of nice taste podcasts Seriously what the fuck is this? Are you also illiterate?"}
+{"text":"OP you may as well go into quantum mechanics. The study of objects so small they can't be seen by humans anyway. Maybe he couldn't find the right term for not wanting surface level popsci verbal diarrhea for tiktok brains."}
+{"text":"Then go find some actual scholar's report No. A claim was made in  and the onus is on that poster to back up the claim."}
+{"text":"Idiocracy is a timeline where mass immigration never happened."}
+{"text":"the movie talks about bad nutrition, specifically, substituting mineral water with sports drinks"}
+{"text":"And when you really break down the proteomics of it unironically, shit like HFCS is literally turning people derpy. Picrel. Yet you can also look at ingredients like ginseng or iodine that are doing the opposite."}
+{"text":"get outdone by a 50 year old I guess they were smarter, get better kid"}
+{"text":"So, recently I found about Proof assitants. I'm digging the rabbit hole about proof assistants. What's the catch of languages like Lean or Prolog? It is possible to write a program to verify math proofs with Prolog? would such program would be flawless? Can mathematical proofs be done without AI?"}
+{"text":"Lean is pushed by autists, and the whole interactive theorem proving research has not lead to anything worthwhile except that the fields that adopted it, like programming language theory, have grinded to a halt when it comes to coming up with new ideas and concepts, and utterly fail to innovate. Every advance in PL paradigms or changes in programming practice in the last years (smart contracts, code assistants, gradual types, rust) came from outside of the community. Prolog is fine and essentially a programmable horn clause solver, it's useful for knowledge representation."}
+{"text":"It is possible to write a program to verify math proofs with Prolog? write a program i wonder what DOOM proves..."}
+{"text":"be me physics major add math major to it cause why not computational courses like calc, ODE, lin alg etc are fun take my first \"real\" math course, real analysis math is no longer about solving equations or doing puzzles math is now about doing totally abstracted logical wankery writing proofs about sets but never solving problems generally what the fuck is the point of this shit? how is this at all useful to anyone? I thought I liked math but I dont, this shit is beyond retarded. I was told by other profs that my teacher is a topologist and taught RA from that perspective which allegedly makes it a lot more confusing for newbies, but damn. I have no fucking clue how I even passed, proof by contradiction carried me through the entire thing. I feel like I learned almost nothing and my other classmates feel the same. is math going to get fun again or should I just give up and stick to physics"}
+{"text":"i forgot to say throw out everything but the constant and linear term"}
+{"text":"Sometimes you can seek the quadratic and cubic terms too!"}
+{"text":"truth. analysis is to calculus what set theory is to arithmetic, it's a formalism and creates rigor to some of the terms, but it's still a formalism. mathematical physics is concerned with things that are the opposite direction of this formalism, instead of worrying about when limits and integration may fail for certain functions, it's concerned with using limits, derivatives, and integration as building blocks to describe reality, so you end with things like the heat equation, wave equation, laplace equation, navier stokes equations."}
+{"text":"See:"}
+{"text":"This. Start with picrel."}
+{"text":"I find that IQ is not a reliable predictor for whether someone is capable of having an intelligent discussion. That's more of a learnt thing. IQ tests may measure learning capacity, but that means fuckall for someone who rarely puts it in use. One issue I've seen a lot is that people with high IQ rely too much on their intuition. This usually results in standardizing a cognitive pipeline that relies on as little information as possible."}
+{"text":"i got my popcorn"}
+{"text":"looks like it to test me specifically"}
+{"text":"He wrote it so he could be confident in his opinion, while still giving you the chance to prove yourself, and he wrote it for a person like me who can agree with him. You responded pathetically by not even reading his post, and he has done an absolutely marvelous job by not replying to you."}
+{"text":"LOL Way to sum yourself up, dude. The other anon is articulate and polite; meanwhile you have little flakes of spittle all down the front of your fat hairy belly. I fear you have an angry hemorrhoid where your brain's supposed to be."}
+{"text":"IQ is a predictor for a person's ability to recognize patterns quickly. Only thing I'd say IQ is useful for is in STEM and other academics to learn quickly. But someone with average IQ could eventually learn the same material and surpass a person with Higher IQ and lower interest in the subject Also different aspects of the human brain. Long term and short term memory cant be tested with a normal IQ test"}
+{"text":"The current state of science and technology is making me suicidal. I’m a mathematics BSc who was trying to pivot into CS and it seems like there’s literally no way for me to have a successful career. Ideas and problems I was working on have become outdated before I could make any real progress in only a year. And now retards are solving open problems in mathematics too. So, has anyone bothered to make a serious analysis of where all of this is leading to? I need to either confirm my fears and establish a plan of action or get some reassurance."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I agree with you. It wasn’t the best choice of words."}
+{"text":"you couldn't make it in academia"}
+{"text":"i'm in academia anon; 95% of the time it sucks massive balls - i'm overworked, underpaid, stressed as fuck, and my job has basically become my entire identity as a person. if it weren't for that 5% that's genuinely rewarding i would've walked away years ago. making it in academia isn't as big of an accomplishment as you're making it out to be."}
+{"text":"making me suicidal Don't. Quantum immortality means that you will just end up seriously injuring yourself. Ultimately there is no escape. You are doomed to an eternity of existence, 99.9999999999999999% of which will be torture. You are currently in the fleeting and blissful pre-torture period."}
+{"text":"No academic would describe their job as programming. Programming is just some background task used as a means to an end and they would not just saying they are do programming as a job any more than they would say they are do measuring as a job."}
+{"text":"What if there are several temporal dimensions and not just one time, and they act due forces we haven't found yet so causality as we experience might be reversal and those temporal dimensions act like a rollercoaster but you'll need to get in control over the forces that makes you either go up and down and thats why some sort of time travel as we imagine isn't possible but we could still influence the past and change the future if we would know how to ride the rollercoaster"}
+{"text":"theres different ways to change something occurring at the same time wooooow im so glad you made this thread to tell us this OP"}
+{"text":"different ways to change something occurring at the same time Orientability. At higher temporal D's this is how things are measured, as theyre still in the same physical space as everything else."}
+{"text":"Explain to me how there are 11 dimensions."}
+{"text":"I mapped and filled the universe with 10. Doubel that=\"ZOMG MULTIVERSE\" which is a giant cope for Physicists who want to play with equations without being held to reality. A \"Pure Physics\" researcher where anything can be anything, even a nothing!"}
+{"text":"why does black make you slim?"}
+{"text":"AIDS"}
+{"text":"hes probably going through mad autophagy good for him anti aging done right"}
+{"text":"So why are american blacks so fat? There’s also a lot of curvaceous blacks naturally"}
+{"text":"I think OP was asking about black clothing. Have you illiterate tards never heard that saying before? Picrel is only mildly related. Anyway it's obviously because fewer photons bounce off you o algo."}
+{"text":"Heartbreaking. If /sci/ence isn't solving this, shame on you, I don't want you."}
+{"text":"I'm practically unemployed and I have too much time to waste. As a student (master of psychology) I always wanted to become a scientist but my research projects didn't really work out for various reasons. Now I'm thinking about giving it another go but unfortunately I'm not longer at a university and I'm too embarassed to ask my alma mater for lab access or other tools (like access to students for my research purposes or stats analysis software). Basically I have a research subject and I think it good be done as online surveys. But I'd have to find people online. (faecbook groups etc.) I did it for my masters thesis but I imagine writing for an actual peer reviewed publisher would have higher requirements. So: Are samples collected like that good enough? (It's social psychology if that matters) Am I going to be looked at disfavorably when I'm not associated with any university?"}
+{"text":"If Im not competent in a field to know when I am wrong then I can shamelessly behave like I am not. Brilliant move, the only guaranteed winning move is to ignore the rules and claim victory no matter what."}
+{"text":"Holy seethe Can’t believe you’re still here after so many years"}
+{"text":"Holy Yes. seeth Why are you LARPing as a Psychologist on a science dicussion forum?! If Im not competent in a field to know when I am wrong then I can shamelessly behave like I am not. Ah, right, another (((Professor Dave))) polluting the world with egoism and delusion."}
+{"text":"Can’t believe I know, you dont even believe in reality... ...but that reply isnt for you, dumbass...its for lurkers so they can see what you are, why youre doing it, and how to spot it in others (or themselves). It called \"Clinic Hours\". go talk to homeless schizophreics and drug addicts, provide therapy for free [tips crown]"}
+{"text":"still here ...might as well remind (You). Whats \"here\"?"}
+{"text":"Where does color originate from /sci/? If the elements, and atoms themselves have distinct color spectrum, where does color originate from? Do atoms manufacture color or does color manufacture atoms?"}
+{"text":"You CAN solve a Rubiks cube, right, anon?"}
+{"text":"4/3 net of color cube resolution: 3"}
+{"text":"Had one when I was like 3, 4, and got it so one color in the top left corner was the only step left. It was a rummage sale item so some stickers were missing or may have been rearranged, if that even matters. But all the colors on all sides marched up, so I figure the missing stickers also matched up. Haven't touched one since."}
+{"text":"this is peak midwit middle schooler shit that i never understood and my FSIQ is 114 according to the wonderlic after 3rd try of practicing such questions raw is 108 with no prior knowledge of answering word problems or solving analogies off the top of my head. my brother can solve them i can solve 1 side its a midwit trinity of retardation it doesnt prove jack delly shit its a cope to look intelligent thats why all the loos and chinks do it because they wanna be smart or white lol"}
+{"text":"Of course, it's just one out of 43.2 quintillion possible moves. Piece of cake...right?"}
+{"text":"This thread confirmed to me that /sci/ is full of fucking retards. Holy shit."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a simple proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus (FTC)? Most explanations I have watched make a logical jump from Riemann sums to the integral notation. A Riemann sum only provides an approximation through summation, while integration applies the antiderivative evaluated at the final point minus the antiderivative at the initial point. Many students do not realize that they do not understand this and simply move on. When I find explanations that are a bit more detailed, they often use the Mean Value Theorem (MVT), and some combine the MVT with telescoping sums or series. Even in these cases, each video seems to present a different and confusing approach."}
+{"text":"What video is that?"}
+{"text":"Apparently it's the inverse of a limit."}
+{"text":"Plug Riemman sum limit definition of integral into limit definition of derivative Get back original function Plug in reverse order Get back original function up to arbitrary constant It's not hard to do. Try it out on paper."}
+{"text":"Fundamental Theorem of Calculus doubt Just compare with pic related to convince yourself that it's wrong."}
+{"text":"well, depending on the metric, pi IS 4"}
+{"text":"When people talk about the \"ice age\", which ice age are they referring to? The Quarternary glaciation that began over 2 million years ago and is still ongoing? The Late Cenozoic ice age that began over 30 million years ago and is also still ongoing? I used to think that the last ice age began immediately after the KT extinction asteroid impact event, but recently learned that the impact winter was actually very brief compared to Earth's regular ice ages and that the last ice age began about 30 million years after the extinction event; also, that we're still in that same ice age and that the Earth has had far worse to the extent that it once resembled Hoth over 2 billion years ago. And that yet one last ice age is expected to occur after the current one several hundred million years in the future just before runaway greenhouse begins due to the Sun's increased luminousity."}
+{"text":"If this is how you are in real life I doubt very many people would be willing to talk to you about ice age."}
+{"text":"Dude, I barely talk to anyone other than my mother. I probably speak less than a hundred words per month to people not my mother, and only when necessary. I don't make small talk; I just head straight to the point and make my way out as fast as possible."}
+{"text":"brain located in the chest next to the heart, so it needs to travel less less gravity to the fight Profit?"}
+{"text":"Frame perfect glitch Picrel, in every sense of the sentence."}
+{"text":"brain being near sensory organs like eyes and ears reduces latency and therefore improves reaction time. That's a side effect : All senses organs were around the mouth since the first worms at the origin of life."}
+{"text":"get punched in the chest instantly lobotomized until the end of time Are you retarded, op?"}
+{"text":"I saw another one."}
+{"text":"Ribs don't offer much protection and really they can't because lungs have to be able to expand and contract so fully armored plates are not possible there. Imagine any light tap in the chest being direct brain damage. The benefits of proximity to the heart are also not very big, circulation is quite efficient and on that front shortening the limbs would have much greater effect and something like Giraffes manage just fine with their giga necks. Brain is in the head because it needs to be as close as possible to the most important senses (sight, hearing smell and taste) and 2 of those benefit significantly from the flexibility of the elevated position and ability to turn that the head offers and taste has to be where the food goes in. For humans it's not so important but for normal animals the ability to finely maneuver their mouth again from an extended position in the front of their body is also useful for feeding and defense. And really the causality there is more from the point of view of the senses. Creatures that could process smells and tastes and sight and sound the best survive so they develop their brains next to those senses. Brain isn't some independent thing, like 90% of it's primordial function is just processing sensory information and then telling the rest of the body what to do, it naturally develops where senses are involved. It's bit similar situation to having our reproductive facilities next to our anuses and mostly \"exposed\", which might seem stupid at first glance but makes sense if you think about it more than a second."}
+{"text":"Politburo Xi Jinping, Bsc Chemical Engineering Tsinghua University, PhD Law Chen Jining, BSc and MSc engineering, Tsinghua University; PhD environment engineering, Imperial College London (UK), post-doctoral fellow and research assistant, Imperial College London professor of environmental science and president, Tsinghua University Li Ganjie, BSc nuclear science and MSc engineering, Tsinghua University Ma Xingrui, BSc general mechanics, Liaoning University of Technology; PhD mechanics, Harbin Institute of Technology Yuan Jiajun, BSc and PhD aircraft design and mechanics, Beijing Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics Zhang Guoqing, BSc electric engineering, Changchun University of Science and Technology Li Qiang, BSc Agricultural Mechanization, Zhejiang Agricultural Institute Ding Xuexiang BSe Engineering, Northeast Institute of Heavy Machinery Yin Li, MBBS medicine, MPH Preventive medicine / health management, PhD Health economics & health care management etc etc This isn't even the full list, sorry how does this just not mog every other countries leadership which are always just Law and MBA? Should leadership be mostly STEM?"}
+{"text":"national leadership be STEM Would vote. But my ideal gov is high IQ people with various backgrounds including history and psychology. But big clans have think tanks anyway."}
+{"text":"That's legit impressive. I don't like the Chinese regime, I think it's retarded to have a lifetime emperor when it's painfully obvious that it inevitably leads the country to ruin. But the STEM side of it is cool."}
+{"text":"I'm going to let you in on a dirty little secret, anon. Whenever the Chinese brag about having STEM people in government, what they usually mean is they bullshitted their way through a STEM degree and maybe served for six months to a year as some token engineering or agricultural middle management position, and then spent the next 20 years as a career bureaucrat in The Party before getting a position at the national level. Xi Jinping got a position as an administrator in the General Office two weeks after graduation in '79, and two years later he was made deputy party secretary - every single job he has had since has been as a bureaucrat for The Party; he has never worked as an engineer or technician in his fucking life."}
+{"text":"Lets say in a thousand years, humanity has managed to colonize Andromeda galaxy after spreading across MilkyWay. How could a standard time zone be maintained?"}
+{"text":"If I could colonize women I wouldn't be wasting my time on this"}
+{"text":"Could a planck clock be even built"}
+{"text":"I don't understand why you are fixated on the ftl mechanism but assume its using exotic matter that humanity has learned to create"}
+{"text":"How would you feel if you didn't take breakfast this morning?"}
+{"text":"If my theory is correct, yes. At the bottom foundational Planck layer exists a square grid track lattice separating infinity. Upon it travels a Pi quantity of magnetized RGB cubes. If we could determine the cardinality of the track in relation to the speed, spin, rotation of the earth then we might be able to travel faster upon it with ships, or at least set up a basic sense of cardinal universal compass navigation, and the track separations should be the timing for all RGB magnetized Plank cubes to move at the exact same time, 1 cube location into, or out of. They all move at the same time 1 location, one Planck movement. One Planck Time."}
+{"text":"sediment is cool stuff, when I made my own apple juices I noticed the settled juice tasted worse than when it was shook up"}
+{"text":"you should watch a video instead of making a post on the discussion imageboard"}
+{"text":"I mean, if you will discuss something, make it a deeper discussion instead of repeating someone elses data. even the guy who made the video says most of his work is not original at all, and provides multiple sources."}
+{"text":"Coca leaves aren't a secret ingredient retard, it wasn't even part of the flavor profile and only added for the stimulant effect. The stimulant was replaced with caffeine and the only reason they continue using \"decocanized\" coca leaves is to maintain their brand appeal."}
+{"text":"i got a weird cider from japan"}
+{"text":"you didn't really major in topological chemistry, did you anon?"}
+{"text":"No I didn't. topology gay chemistry gay topological chem gayest shit in the universe"}
+{"text":"They do but it is very badly worded, in such a manner than one may infer that a negatively charged ion would not be affected by electronic or magnetic fields, which is counter-intuitive to say the least."}
+{"text":"topological chemistry is literally just the study of 'foreskin', how something manly like spacial engineering and just sit there and be circumsized."}
+{"text":"Why do people keep using arxiv when it's evil and bad?"}
+{"text":"Arxiv are a bunch of fags. They rejected my paper."}
+{"text":"At least arXiv isn't any of the following. - a propaganda mill - a p*rn shop - a stock broker - bait central - a honey pot ..."}
+{"text":"- a jhieves guild ..."}
+{"text":"They rejected my [toilet] paper."}
+{"text":"At least arXiv doesn't enjoy abusing poor dear kitty cats."}
+{"text":"Um, what? Genetics and evolution are inseparable from the environment because the environment is the primary force that shapes how genes are expressed and determines which genetic traits are selected for survival and reproduction. This dynamic interaction works in multiple ways, making a simple \"nature vs. nurture\" distinction obsolete. Is “environment, not genetics” a form of cope? The same way trans people insist on using different words because they don’t like the words people normally use? The whole ‘correlation is not causation’ thing is also retarded."}
+{"text":"History is littered with them. Most of the great men have been misogynists."}
+{"text":"I'm not interested in what misogynists consider 'great'."}
+{"text":"Most of the great men have been misogynists. Correct. It's like clockwork. Just name a random guy. Plato. Aristotle. Schopenhauer. Newton. Jesus Christ. Siddhartha Gautama. Cool guys in Hollywood slop. They all said stuff holes consider \"misogynistic\" and did so with gusto. I'm not interested in what misogynists consider 'great'. t. pic rel"}
+{"text":"We can also recognize that the possible phenotypes are limited by genetics."}
+{"text":"As a Materialist leftist, it's pretty hilarious that Soviet science considered biological race to be 100% real, and Chinese language anthropology and genetics studies also consider biological race to be 100% real. It's always very interesting reading the pure copium from western geneticists and anthropologists on this when there simply isn't any explanation for the differences beyond genetics when you basically control for everything else. This is simply a case of \"Anti-Racism\" basically being the religious axiom core of all Western worldview and people can't accept that biological reality doesn't map 1:1 onto enlightenment liberal values."}
+{"text":"Did Sean get a bad rap as the Marie Antoinette of string theorist justifiers? Where do we go from here? Even the old man says we dun goofed, Leonard Susskind, crusty old grumpy bastard."}
+{"text":"Why didn't you study something more useful than String Hypothesis, like, theology for example? Name 3 actual contributions it has made so far. Go."}
+{"text":"why do you criticize research fields that you don't understand?"}
+{"text":"Why did you just avoid my question? Does the emperor have no clothes after all? A theology student could've already named me at least 10 extremely important constributions and discoveries theologians have made to history (of religion) as well as (classical) languages/linguistics."}
+{"text":"He couldn’t even read Eric’s paper. Eric cried out when Sean actually stated what was in Eric's paper. Sean replied he was reading from Eric's paper. That was some funny sheeiit right there."}
+{"text":"Is this your attempt to make theology respectable, by pretending that it's equivalent to string theory? It's obvious you're some kind of religious shill."}
+{"text":"I think it has value as an extended search function to pull out data that might be relevant but I don't think it's capable of critical insight"}
+{"text":"This. It's moderately useful for searching for more specific things than most search engines (even those specifically made for scientific literature), but you've nearly always got to fact-check the results."}
+{"text":"It's at best a literature review candidate generator. You'll still need to read the papers and find all the ones that it missed because the prompt wasn't right."}
+{"text":"tall jacked >160 IQ peo-eugenics physicist who moonlights as a geneticist and serial startup founder is the first person to use AI for a paper Why is it always the chad scientists who embrace AI?"}
+{"text":"Of course it's gonna be a slew of chink intellectuals embracing off-brand technocracy and trying to peddle it in their fields. He's not the first chink to star in such an obvious AI shill thread."}
+{"text":"surprised to see quant jobs still being discussed because all of finance is shrinking. quants fell out of favor in 2008 when most hedge funds took losses on the event they were supposed to hedge against or at least be uncorrelated to. that and the fact that indexes have outperformed most hedge funds for decades have reduced the demand for that profession. faang careers are probably more lucrative at this point."}
+{"text":"Quant jobs at market makers like citadel and Jane street aren't the same kind of \"price this talmudic exotic derivative\" jobs that went bye bye in 2008. More regression than black scholes. It doesn't matter though because they only hire people from certain school whom God has smiled upon"}
+{"text":"I feel you friend. I wish I had studied ChemE instead since the industry relevant jobs are always looking for ChemE anyways. Unless you want to discover something novel and innovative and go for a PhD, it's not really a worthwhile major. Chemistry seems like a pretty mature field and what it needs right now is engineers who can optimize and do process work on the reactions that chemists have already discovered. I realized too late that maybe ChemE would have been a better career for me. I literally know NO ONE in my life that is an engineer. Not even a single family member or a family friend. I was always pushed into going into medicine or healthcare but I just had no interest in biology or health sciences. I only knew about Chemical Engineer as a profession and what exactly engineers do when I graduated from uni and went into the workforce."}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I have been trying to get a european patent attorney job since 2020 Did you apply to the latest intake to EPO Examiners?"}
+{"text":"These things are such a fucking scam. Ones with enough kN to test anything structural cost as much as a luxury car, and you can do 99% of the tests it does with a hydraulic press, a load cell and a few steel rods."}
+{"text":"Babby's first time discovering pricing of non-consumer equipment?"}
+{"text":"More likely than not, what you're paying for is the NIST certification."}
+{"text":"you’re paying for that and for the fact that 96% of the Fortune 500 manufacturers use them exclusively, so if you don’t use them your new employees will each spend the first three months figuring out how to use whatever the fuck you bought. Still annoying"}
+{"text":"shit like this is pricey for two simple reasons: 1) calibration & certification 2) small market its the same deal with most lab equipment - shit rarely costs an arm and a leg because it's some fantastic emerging technology... more often the equipment you're looking for is simply a pain in the ass to build to spec, costly to test and guarantee precision on, and the company selling them only moves a couple thousand, hundred, or sometimes just dozens of units a year. your average consumer doesn't have need for a programmable four-quadrant SMU with nA precision, or a high-resolution scanning electron microscope, or a millikelvin-rated cryostat."}
+{"text":"phucking around for 7he purpose of bringing back crickey"}
+{"text":"It compiles in Lean 4 just fine, though."}
+{"text":"That is a true statement about matrices, but you didn't need me to tell you that."}
+{"text":"Why don't they ignite ALL the rocket fuel? Surely that would be more powerful and therefore go faster."}
+{"text":"buran was superior"}
+{"text":"Because space shuttles are a bad idea and it was cancelled?"}
+{"text":"Why don't we mix various sized particulates together in the exhaust, so that once we leave the oxygen tracks of earth, we can push off the Planck infinity divider layer track with greater energy transfer? I.E. instead of the same sized molecules venting, we have some larger, some medium, some small, and some micro....and build a pyramid of sizes to fill in more holes."}
+{"text":"russia has always been a dirt poor country that pretends to be relevant"}
+{"text":"they just need to blackmail the US government, maybe with some sort of perverse sexual deviancy they invite them into, and then use that to demand billions of dollars a year in \"aid\", and they could probably even force us to call them \"our greatest friend\" while doing it"}
+{"text":"How do I master all 8 cognitive functions and become the Avatar of personality?"}
+{"text":"I have read Jung's book. I believe that I have understood the extroverted functions but I fail to distinguish the introverted functions Se How do I affect the environment around me? Where do I fit in the room? How do I look? What is going on around me? Si How does the environment affect me? Do I feel comfortable in this space? How does my body respond to this sensation? Is this familiar? Te Is this useful? How to use this? Where do I use this? How much? Does it work? How can I make this work? Ti Does it make sense to me? Is this reasonable? Why does this work the way it does? How this sentence leads to that conclusion? Ne What are my options? What is most likely to happen? What smells like a good opportunity? What smells like a trap? Fe Do I fit in with the others? How will others react to what I say? What are the vibes? Is this socially acceptable? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Google self-actualization, and MBTI isn’t that good of a scale anyways."}
+{"text":"fiffy titty ninny sissy"}
+{"text":"lmaoooo"}
+{"text":"quadruple introvert too based for this planet"}
+{"text":"Okay hear me out why dont we trap the Venture Star SSTO to BFR super heavy booster."}
+{"text":"Why don't you \"trap\" this thread into /sfg/?"}
+{"text":"Why do you need a VentureStar when you have a Starship?"}
+{"text":"okay here me out why don't i just smoke all this crack and then style on your girl?"}
+{"text":"Because the Super Heavy is demonstrably a suborbital booster. Really, it's just a jumbo version of the New Shepherd."}
+{"text":"if i have a scientific theory that i want to publish can i do it while being just a normal guy? explaining how electrons and positrons could transfer information faster than light speed for example"}
+{"text":"What is a clock? What is a pair of eyeglasses? What is a computer? What is a simulation model within a computer?"}
+{"text":"I would also appreciate it if you use the word \"I\" when you mean \"I\". How do you know what I can and cannot do?"}
+{"text":"As long as you can provide tengible evidence that you wrote it and publicly disclosed the idea first, nobody can steal your idea."}
+{"text":"One route to go is starting up a website where you document all your ideas in articles. Shill your website on science based social media places, such as /sci/. Create a meme summarizing your idea as simply as possible, with a photo of yourself at the bottom (because obviously you are doing this to self-promote your name/ego). I've seen many websites of this style of just amateur scientists who have really cool ideas with really cool non-science approved experiments that anyone can do that backs up their claims. This tends to work better when you give your work away for free, rather than trying to hoard it. People ussually do it just for the sake of helping the world with true knowledge, rather than motivation by greed or ego. An example of this kind of website would be a guy inventing a hydrogen car that runs off of water. Then shows a working car model and plans for anyone to create the car, and creates a hydrogen engine in their garage. As it threatens the oil and gas industry, it will never get mainstream adoption, but you might get some of the fame you crave. You might also get some threats from people telling you to shut it down at some point. This is probably the best you can hope for. But to be honest, the freedom you have is much more than someone working in stuffy acadamia, who has to follow so many more constraints, and be always fearful of some autistic professor tearing down their work, or losing funding, or bringing in controversial P.R. for the university."}
+{"text":"Your theory is probably stupid. but then someone else could steal it and claim it as their own You can solve this with PGP."}
+{"text":"black hole singularities are gravitons gravitons are operators on spacetime"}
+{"text":"You posted a black blastocyst, it will take another 9 septillion years for this to develop into a mature black hole."}
+{"text":"Yes, I think we could make one right now, but I think a big problem is how much money goes into cancer treatments. There’s not a big enough incentive to create a cancer/s cure."}
+{"text":"No. Cancer is caused by accumulation of toxins in cells. Cancer is just your own cells progressively increasing in their toxic load, which changes them from normal cells => toxin storage cells (such as fat cells) => deeper toxin storage cells (such as moles and liver cells) => cancer. The amount of toxins generated by the ordinary course of metabolism + inherently present in all foods is enough to cause cancer. The only way to avoid it is to eat a completely engineered diet of pure glucose/proteins/vitamin/mineral slop. As an example, the amount of vitamin A, omega 6 and heavy metals found in *all* normal foods is enough to cause cancer after several decades. Disease is basically the bioaccumulation of toxins from the foods we eat multiplied by several decades of eating. Only way out is extremely clean diet and extremely good detox strategies."}
+{"text":"Cancer is an evolutionary process that nobody has survived yet. The first fish to walk and breathe on land was surrounded by thousands of dead ones who could not."}
+{"text":"there will never be a cure to cancer. at best, you can have nanites in your bloodstream that target cells that replicate too quickly. this will never be perfect, but it will prevent cancers (and kill other cells) and would have to be a lifetime medication you take. it would likely also have long term side effects such as nanite (silicon) buildup in the brain"}
+{"text":"do blood/fecal screenings do a body scan find cancer/cancers biopsy cancers clone cancer biopsy run cancer drug screenings to determine which drug is best at killing that specific cancer be cured of cancer in 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"If we assume that the world has no beginning in time, then up to every given moment an eternity has elapsed, and there has passed away in that world an infinite series of successive states of things. Now the infinity of a series consists in the fact that it can never be completed through successive synthesis. It thus follows that it is impossible for an infinite world-series to have passed away, and that a beginning of the world is therefore a necessary condition of the world's existence."}
+{"text":"philosophy by brainlets, for brainlets"}
+{"text":"You lack the ability to ponder the meaning of art. You lack the inclination to think of the abstract. You mock and reject those who engage in the dillema of life. But you don't have any meaning. You have no greater purpose. You dance without music."}
+{"text":"Who is this guy and why is he quoting Zeno but retardedly?"}
+{"text":"it has nothing to with zeno you brown vermin"}
+{"text":"Kant's quote is one of the paradoxes he presented as evidence for his transcendental aesthetic. He also presented the opposite argument whereas if time (or space) has boundaries, what is beyond those boundaries? His solution was transcendental idealism. Just as the mind overlays categories of perception to shape our experience of the world, time and space are what he called \"forms of the intuition\", what our mind uses to make sense of and categorize reality so that the chaos of pure sensation has meaning. His presenting reality as we know it to be dependent entirely on the observer was his greatest contribution to philosophy and a death blow to the empiricism that reigned at the time."}
+{"text":"Holy fuark, I kneel"}
+{"text":"Yep."}
+{"text":"Btw this is the \"low-hanging fruit\" that was plucked early on and why today's /sci/cels have no great contributions even though they are vastly superior."}
+{"text":"Is there a Math master out here willing to help me with my university math exam.. ? I cant post the pictures of the questions for reference I study forensic science, its probably not the most difficult questions for math masters, but Im not stupid and open for discussion but I am also a retard.. PLZ my disc is: snowyberry"}
+{"text":"You absolute moron. If you want people to help you on the internet you post the problem, and then with annother account (here it doesnt matter since everyone is anon) you post incorrect solution and then you lean back and watch all those fools trying to correct him"}
+{"text":"Lmao, continue crying I just wanted to find someone to discuss it with, but retarted man like u response"}
+{"text":"Dude, we get it are you done venting? I can’t post it, i can’t risk posting it if iykwim"}
+{"text":"it's a curve downward @ the top"}
+{"text":"go to this thread if you can't take a picture of the problem then just copy it down in text. or write a similar problem. or just ask about the concept that the question relates to. or better yet look it up on youtube. no one is going to dm you on discord"}
+{"text":"fuck OP he got my github account banned fucking nigger ass faggot kill yourself"}
+{"text":"What have we learned?"}
+{"text":"shut your bitch ass up that was my only github account made in 2020 fuck tard"}
+{"text":"how am i supposed to have caused that lol"}
+{"text":"dismissing my work because it contains ramanujan dismissing ramanujan ok edgelord"}
+{"text":"Thousands of pages of literature Thousands of hours of work No sleep Run on coffee and whatever zombies have Get scolded by everyone above you Only way to survive is to develop a God complex or, Stockholm Syndrome Never ending ward rounds Hair loss Not even time to date or jerk off I hate this life. Why can't it be simple?"}
+{"text":"Not unless you get your schizophrenia under control desu."}
+{"text":"it \"mostly\" is my I have flare ups I guess every now and again where I get voices telling me to kms. apart from upping my antipsychotic again I don't think there is much I can do"}
+{"text":"in my book heh"}
+{"text":"Was Edison vindicated in the end? All the cool tech today only works in DC"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Was Edison vindicated in the end? What does that even mean?"}
+{"text":"Power distribution still uses (and probably will forever) use AC, one of the backbones of our modern civilization is pretty cool to me."}
+{"text":"Edison was an idea thief. He stole the idea of the light bulb and forced the real inventor of the light bulb to pass his time making the world's first machine gun that thusly turned WW1 into a human meat grinder. Maxim. Edison is a fucking loser thief. Furthermore DC is still only good for VERY SHORT runs and that's why AC was chosen and is still used for power transmission across distance. I do solar off grid, all DC of course, and even with expensive thick ass pure copper wire the DC electricity loses like 20-30% of it's power over 100 feet of cable. When I dropped the cable run down to 10 feet or less I saw that inefficiency disappear, even with smaller gauge copper cable. If DC were better than AC it would all be DC power lines but it's not. I'm actually forced to convert my local DC power to AC to send it over spans longer than 10 feet."}
+{"text":"Why are UFO Fagots so retarded? Their entire ideology is based on Hollywood movies and fiction."}
+{"text":"Why does science say that saturated fat is bad for you but at the same time says greek yoghurt is good for you and has probiotic properties? The science just says that you shouldn't get more than 10% of your calories from saturated fats, it doesn't say what types of saturated fats though."}
+{"text":"No that only exists because of phytosterols substituting cholesterol and creating foam cells. The \"lipid hypothesis\" is also utter nonsense, if you're repeating it it means you're grossly out of date and still working through the fraud"}
+{"text":"lipid hypothesis was rejected"}
+{"text":"Not all saturated fats behave the same. Stearic acid (common in cocoa butter and beef) tends to be relatively neutral on blood cholesterol, while palmitic and myristic acids (more prominent in butter, fatty meat, and palm oil) raise LDL more substantially. So “saturated fat” isn’t one thing biologically. From Dr. Rhonda Patrick"}
+{"text":"The liver literally only generates palmitic acid, I somehow doubt its harmful."}
+{"text":"Also saturated fat if what of your T made. -steron stearic Think!"}
+{"text":"I don't get it"}
+{"text":"Conservation of energy and constructive and destructive interference?"}
+{"text":"One day, you will. Perhaps."}
+{"text":"Wow, guys, isn't it amazing how oleic acid helps improve memory and cognitive function? I have no idea how it does this."}
+{"text":"Lipid rafts."}
+{"text":"You know you can get oleic acid from lard or butter or a bunch of different sources, that it's not exclusive to olive oil?"}
+{"text":"lookup a mechanistic study dumbass"}
+{"text":"Just dangle a rock from a buoy right off the edge of the continental shelf and quadruple the value of your wind energy. It's not an invention so just no reason to be coy about it."}
+{"text":"It comes on and off in segments and has like a magazine depot exchanger. At the bottom of the ocean? Or it pops off and reapplies at constant depth and is held taut on a line."}
+{"text":"Two weights on both sides criss crossed so no tangles and no imbalance at the surface or just dipping motions."}
+{"text":"Yep. That is all feasible. That's the picture. The sheathes the coating the cross criss a boat thing some rudder of some kind and mining truck size idk. Generators on board and a cable to the shore for the electricity. Still maybe 1 invention of a sheath system. Maybe two for some studding of the cable. There. Done. I expect concepts and someone to math it. I would pay you 10 million if I were gonna do that and could to be anally perfectionistic about the math of it. Because the bet is like millions of tons of carbon sources."}
+{"text":"Fallout is funny but the only point is if there's free energy somehow it probably affects the magnetic pole so you can only make it on the poles and probably ship fras I'll call it. Funny show."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug."}
+{"text":"Fuck you - edition previous"}
+{"text":"We like more ladies on a bycicle."}
+{"text":"literally nothing going on at all whatsoever"}
+{"text":"the work continues on the OLM"}
+{"text":"staging"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"You dare enter my court to boast about your incredible scientific knowledge? I will give you any materials you ask for assuming I know what it is If you can't show me something amazing I will have you crucified Could you do it?"}
+{"text":"O Great Caesar! I ask of you only 2 spheres of equal dimensions but of dissimilar weight and access to the roof of the tallest building in the city I shall demonstrate to you that the pair of objects will reach the ground at approximately the same moment despite the inequality of their mass. If the demonstration is pleasing to you, Your greatness, I will then disclose to your finest scholars the mathematical principles by which a fallng object's trajectory may be derived. Boom. I just discovered gravity as well as invented arithmetic up to basic calculus. As a bonus, I could introduce them to base 10 numerical systems, the concept of zero, and replace Arabic numerals with crude drawings of dicks for generations to come."}
+{"text":"and replace Arabic numerals with crude drawings of dicks for generations to come. Um so hebrew?"}
+{"text":"All you'd need to do is to show him how to make more and better salt pans. Rome literally ran on salt and conquered locations for their salt supplies."}
+{"text":"the original Mr Wizard"}
+{"text":"Ave Caesar, I request but two things: Mentos And coke"}
+{"text":"oqie oqie I finally figured out what happens when we die! Nothing!"}
+{"text":"If intelligence drove the advent of technology and made caveman era sexual selection irrelevant, why don't women choose smarter men? In fact, studies show that higher IQ correlates with higher rates of sexlessness."}
+{"text":"ALL"}
+{"text":"Wrong. You fail to take into account the long stretches of history where men determined who women had children with. The modern mistake of giving women the total right to select who they mate with is 100% dysgenic in regards to intelligence."}
+{"text":"IQ isn't real. LMAO why are modern liberals so retarded?"}
+{"text":"nerds don't get pussy dumbass"}
+{"text":"alien Those are heavily inbreed humans whose hubris and stupidity doomed them to a miserable existence made only possible thanks to technology they no longer understand after losing their civilization long time ago."}
+{"text":"I know this is very unrealistic since time travel is obviously beyond our scope and this movie is sci fi, but I’m curious. From a physics standpoint how would the Flux Capacitor realistically enable time travel and why would the car need to reach 88 mph to activate it?"}
+{"text":"I succeeded wildly Based Robert Zemeckis"}
+{"text":"it would have to travel quicker than the earth spinning in the opposite direction then youd be going back in time think of it like this if planes could get to california in 1 hr from georgia youd be going 2 hours back in time wait then that means time is specific to location that makes sense lol"}
+{"text":"I would use the onboard nuclear reactor to gamma pump an optically non-linear superfluid that meets the Zeldovich criteria for conjugate time reversal."}
+{"text":"Generally it's considered hocus pocus, but I'll go over some pieces. The 88mph parameter is just an activation trigger, if speed==88: time_portal() The flux capacitor is a hint to the fabled tricapacitor, which is regarded to be a free energy device of some kind. Imagine the cassimir effect, two uncharged plates in a vacuum have an energy signal of ac voltage, specified at a frequency determined by the distance between the plates, and this is where the experiment ends. If it's just one frequency then it's quite useless, but you could collect a range of frequencies by vibrating one of the plates on the outside with a speaker. How many frequencies of energy appear when one plate is oscillating? Madman marc marcum came up with a portal device involving a jacobs ladder and a high powered laser, I'm guessing from the base pointed upwards in between the ladders. He noticed a fuzzy field of air. When an object was thrown in it appeared a few minutes later. So there's probably some effect to that, making the shell of the delorean bare metal would make a plasma shell easier. But it sounds like immense energy is needed. A small engine area probably wouldn't hold a plutonium reactor. But it seems like it's power sources to power sources. The car battery powers the flux capacitor to become self powering, which has enough power to ignite the nuclear reactor for the plasma shield. The laser can be powered by the flux capacitor. Going fast probably aids in this process, you wouldn't want to jump through a portal slow, and wheels are expendable. It's a bumpy ride. Also I totally would've banged Marty's mom and her friends."}
+{"text":"Also I totally would've banged Marty's mom and her friends. Yeah no shit"}
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+{"text":"What should I do for God to accept my prayers?"}
+{"text":"No one other than Jesus kept the law perfectly enough. How does that translate to now there is no law?"}
+{"text":"Because Jesus fulfilled it, if you are saved, you don't live in sin, you live in Jesus Christ. Romans 10:4 “For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.\" Romans 7:6 “But now we are delivered from the law, that being dead wherein we were held; that we should serve in newness of spirit, and not in the oldness of the letter.” A Christian is not justified by works of the law, but by grace trough faith in the finished blood atonement of Jesus Christ. Colossians 2:11-14 \"In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ: Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead. And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses; Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;\" Romans 7:17-25 \"Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me. For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not. For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do. Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me. 21 I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me. For I delight in the law of God after the inward man: But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death? I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.\""}
+{"text":"Galatians 3:13 \"Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:\" Jesus Christ did not bring us under another curse, but redeemed us. A Christian is not justified by works of the law, but by grace trough faith in the finished blood atonement of Jesus Christ. Once you are born again, you will never be a sinner spiritually in Christ, because the flesh is separated from the spirit and soul (\"putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:\"). You cannot boast about achieving salvation, it really is a gift. So yeah, the law still exists because there are many people under the curse of the law today, but you don't have to condemned with the rest of the world that has broken the law just like you have, because of the victory the Lord Jesus Christ achieved. 2 Timothy 2:11-13 \"It is a faithful saying: For if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us: If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.\" Jesus Christ can indeed deny you reign and other rewards if you deny Him, but will he abandon us or be faithful, will Jesus Christ deny His own righteousness? His own finished work on the cross? A thousand times no. \"If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.\" Romans 3:27-28 \"Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith. Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.\" Galatians 5:13: “For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve one another.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"okay"}
+{"text":"The correct question is \"what should I do so my prayer gives proper glory to God and sanctifies my soul?\". Then the answer is: go to Holy Mass."}
+{"text":"Would historical accurate visuals in fiction just be too silly for normalfags to stomach?"}
+{"text":"Probably not as most \"normalfags\" don't give a shit about historical accuracy in the first place."}
+{"text":"you mean like this?"}
+{"text":"Ethnic-on-ethnic genocide was unknown in medieval Catholic Europa."}
+{"text":"Tell that to the Danes in 10th century England"}
+{"text":"by germanic settlers meds"}
+{"text":"indigenous iberian muslims The ones who invaded in 711?"}
+{"text":"most muzzies in al andalus were converts"}
+{"text":"Occitan isn't an ethnicity Ok retardo."}
+{"text":"Why hasnt anyone been able to refute pic related. Unlike god, this shit really is infallible."}
+{"text":"Just because you can't make sense of something doesn't mean it's not true. That's just one way of figuring out the truth. Is it really worth dying, and having to be judged by God for your sins just because you thought the way God does things doesn't make sense to you? Why not just do things the way God wants instead of the way you want, why are you better? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT2FFXntc [Embed] To be saved, a man has got to believe that Jesus Christ died, that he was buried, that he arose, that he died for your sins, the way the Scriptures declare it. He has got to believe that. That's the Gospel."}
+{"text":"God is simply the force that created our universe, and is morally neutral."}
+{"text":"Sure, as part of a test of his creation - specifically the feature of free will. A test has some suffering associated with it but you should, if you've passed, come out better for it. I don't believe in the Abrahamic religions but I imagine that's the argument for it."}
+{"text":"Alright then swap npc for player, you still made the game breakable and punish the player when it breaks. What about this analogy, I kidnap and hold you in my house. Tell you to fold laundry, wash floors, etc... the way I want it done. If you refuse or leave, I'll torture (and I mean really torture) you. You have the choice to do otherwise, but I set up a system of mandated rules and tasks. You're welcome? Also, the fact that God is outside of time means that he knows the outcome of all the events in heaven, history, and the Bible. He's omnipotent, and credited with creating all of it, knowing exactly how it all unfolds. This Includes but not limited to the war in heaven, the fall, suffering, tectonic movements, scarcity in nature... It's one thing if he was just all knowing, then he might be able to deflect responsibility. But he's also the designer with unlimited resources and foresight. Tough to shift blame then, no?"}
+{"text":"it makes you think about faith and is paving the way for your future conversion/reversion"}
+{"text":"a proper nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and sub-races within the same state not considering each other equal and thus not mingling and marrying freely. if a country has no racism and no significant external migration the minority race will quickly be washed away through miscegenation. blacks; protestant english speakers, should not fucking exist as a disticnt ethnicity in the US. the south would just be slightly darker in skin tone after 160 years without slavery, but segregation artificially created the nigger rapist to be the perpetual boogeyman of the white proles to herd them into perpetual servility of the judeo-masonic oligarchy"}
+{"text":"a proper nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and sub-races within the same state not considering each other equal and thus not mingling and marrying freely. if a country has no racism and no significant external migration the minority race will quickly be washed away through miscegenation. blacks; protestant english speakers, should not fucking exist as a disticnt ethnicity in the US. the south would just be slightly darker in skin tone after 160 years without slavery, but segregation artificially created the nigger rapist to be the perpetual boogeyman of the white proles to herd them into perpetual servility of the judeo-masonic oligarchy"}
+{"text":"Picrel Whomst?"}
+{"text":"we wuz Trojans n shiet Why were they like this? What basis did the Romans and Franks have to claim descent from Troy?"}
+{"text":"greek hate"}
+{"text":"They weren't even the only ones, Ottomans were also we wuzzing as Trojans and claimed that they descend from Trojans who fled East."}
+{"text":"Is it better to learn society from afar then from within?"}
+{"text":"be the world's greatest philosophical mind never publish anything because you refuse to work Even if it was true, it's irrelevant since a NEET would never contribute meaningfully to the field."}
+{"text":"No. The Socratics were pretty clear that knowledge, and thus wisdom, were directly dependent on participation in a form. If you actually sit around “reading” and “watching” then you are unironically staring at shadows on the cave wall. The greatest philosophers were soldiers, sex havers, statesmen, partygoers, etc. You can’t be a philosopher until you have actually lived."}
+{"text":"if you want to learn about human nature, maybe try going outside and talking to people instead of playing games all day? who the fuck do you get experience interacting with? wood elves?"}
+{"text":"Hermit, not NEETs Difference is that NEETs are just hedons. Without the pc, they would just be amongst the drunken thugs on the road"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder the only Europeans who ackchually conquered and expanded onto muslim territory were br*wnoids."}
+{"text":"Do you realize the woman on the left is part Arab and part Mexican?"}
+{"text":"Normans permanently reconquered Sicily for Christendom"}
+{"text":"lebanese/spanish mix, 100% Catholic"}
+{"text":"100% Catholic Not the flex you think it is lol"}
+{"text":"t. excommunicated"}
+{"text":"When exactly did America become Israel's lapdog?"}
+{"text":"Long before Israel became a state. I don't know how we'd pick a single date, but WW2 sealed the deal."}
+{"text":"Moneychangers acitvities with centralised banking and felting the silver reserve"}
+{"text":"It happened before the Israeli state was restored in 1948, but that was concrete proof that it had become a thing. So I don't know op. I'm an old person, and grew up in the 60s and 70s listening to my parents and churchfellows referring to the \"holy land.\" This is christian zionism. I likely only broke away from this mindset because I lost my faith."}
+{"text":"An honest to Jove boomer? Interesting. Was the christian political climate always this broadly zionist in your experience, or did that gradually increase?"}
+{"text":"Was the christian political climate always this broadly zionist in your experience In protestant circles, yes. I can't speak of catholic circles back then, but these days I have more catholic friends than prots, and Catholics are far more likely to reject christian Zionism than prots, which as far as i can tell remain mostly subverted and maintain split loyalties between Israel and my country (USA). It's possible protestant Zionism is less prevalent than back then, but it may have been taken more for granted back then. People are more extreme and divided now. So now protestant Zionists are more defiantly Zionist, and those who have broken free of that subversion are more outspoken in their refusal to support Israel."}
+{"text":"How would you have done it?"}
+{"text":"because of how impossible it is to actually defeat the USSR in HOI4. that's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"Yes, HOI4 is a dogshit game, true savants play Darkest Hour with the WIF mod."}
+{"text":"allocating resources is precisely what nazis couldn't do in Russia you tranny retard"}
+{"text":"No claiming it's hard to defeat the USSR in Hoi4 is embarrassing."}
+{"text":"German armies can move across 4000km of desert when they can barely move across Libya. The anon is right, you're some obese juvenile retard playing video games. Just shut the fuck up."}
+{"text":"The austrian depicted the romans as the gigachad master morality and themself as the raped slaves What did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Well, seeing what happened after, the nips weren't that wrong"}
+{"text":"Don't forget that a German man buckbroke Rome so hard that they decided to conquer everyone around them to prevent it from happening again."}
+{"text":"this a lot of propaganda is just bait like there's a russian game where the americans invade russia and its up to a chechen to defend the last remains of free russia, its ment to anger russians"}
+{"text":"Brennus German man AYO WE WUZ"}
+{"text":"The more literally, comprehensively, and coherently one takes the Bible, the more morally disturbing the portrait of God becomes."}
+{"text":"selfish instinct Wrong term, please ignore and repace with \"selfish taught need\"."}
+{"text":"but simply what the text literally says. You've already conceded this. I conceded at the actual words printed on Luke's gospel, yeah. I never said thats not whats printed in there, the conversation has always been about its meaning. And if you hate something, you certainly love it less than something you love. Ok, so now you are admitting it? Because its very different to focus your negative feelings upon the object or your scorn, than simply loving something more? The \"hate\" is then only seen in relation of what you favor more. So the instruction is to favor God over family, and I already explained what that means, it doesnt mean to forsake your family. No, it is in fact unreasonable I dont care that YOU find it unreasonable, since you are being unreasonable right now, my goal is not to convince you, my goal is to prove my explanation is plausible. Convincing you is irrelevant. Your bible literally says that your wife (which you only have if you have failed to live up to Paul's ideals) owns your body. St. Paul also says that the head of the woman in a family is the man, and the head of the man in family is God. But I guess you willfully omitted that didnt you? Why would St. Paul contradict himself like that. pleasing your wife I am not talking about it literally you pedantic moron. You thought I meant it in a sexual way? Kek, what the actual fuck is wrong with you. You seem to have a big problem when it comes to discerning if a text is meant to be literal."}
+{"text":"I never said thats not whats printed in there, the conversation has always been about its meaning. Are you not the anon in picrel? Ok, so now you are admitting it? Admitting what? Your next sentence is another question. So the instruction is to favor God over family I've never disputed this. it doesnt mean to forsake your family. But the text does positively refer to forsaking your family a dozen times. Hopefully we're done denying that part. I dont care that YOU find it unreasonable Why should I care what you find reasonable then? Why would St. Paul contradict himself like that. I fail to see why I am responsible for the incoherency of your own religion. It's in 1 Corinthians 7:4 as posted here It is very clear that it is the woman who owns the man's body (and vice versa). Are you denying that is says that? I am not talking about it literally you pedantic moron. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is 4chan now against Jews learning to treat gentiles with equality?"}
+{"text":"Say Nazi Germany had won the war in Europe (just focus on the scenario, let's not focus on if this would've even been possible). Would they have sponsored the civil rights movement and people like MLK and Malcolm X to destabilize the USA or would their ideology of White supremacy have prevented it? Kinda like the USSR/Russia sponsored/sponsors right wing parties in the west, despite it being against their communist ideology."}
+{"text":"Richard Spencer won’t outright say he got paid off by them but for a long time he was pro-Russia and would say shit like they’re the last white empire and when Russia invaded Ukraine Fuentes was waving a Russian flag on his show and had a conference where he gave a round of applause for Putin. Maybe those two didn’t get paid directly but they were certainly fishing for money from the Russians before becoming pro-NATO or apathetic once things didn’t work out the way they thought they would."}
+{"text":"Long before this, there were explicit European NatSocs during the Cold War putting their hopes in the Soviet Union. Not that I can blame them, really, it certainly was the less gay and brown option at the time."}
+{"text":"Doesn't even make sense. They'd obviously want left-wing parties to win so they would have a soft foreign policy towards communism."}
+{"text":"Sewing division among your enemies is almost always to your benefit. Divide and conquer."}
+{"text":"These are the most popular things Christian patriots put forward when they encounter Islamists and Muslims in the West, as well as on X. \"Blame Hamas for what's happening in Gaza, do you support Hamas, Jew hater?\" \"And how many Christians, Jews, Hindus have you lot killed? How many Christians killed in Nigeria?\" \"Why are you in a Christian country?\" \"Can i go to a Muslim country and raise money for a Church?\" \"No halal, halal is barbaric mate, it oughta be banned\" \"No more mosques, can i build a Church in Saudi Arabia?\" \"Why are you allowed to preach your Islamic shit in a Christian country, if i went to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan and preached Christianity, would i make it out alive?\" \"How about the Taliban? denying women education, yeah? you support that?\" \"How about Iran? did they just execute someone?\" \"How about Somalia? am i allowed to say Merry Christmas in Somalia?\" \"ISIS? How many have them lot killed?\" \"Don't like Jews much do ya? Jews are welcome here mate, you know why? Cuz they integrate!! Assimilate or go home!!\" \"If you don't like dogs, go home, yeah? we love our dogs here. Halal is barbaric mate\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She was 19, and why are you condemning this anyway? In the kikeble is ok to take little girls as sez slaves, the nailed kike violated little boys in public gardens and Isaac creampied rebecca when she was 3 Even the jewish desert demon yhwh you worship as a god violated and impregnated 12 years old mary to birth himself, so judeochristianity is inherently incestuous, rapey and pedophilic"}
+{"text":"He's an Indian LARPing as a Muslim for attention, just filter him and move on."}
+{"text":"Uhh yeah no one’s going to debate that. Both of you can leave."}
+{"text":"the jewish desert demon yhwh you worship as a god The Islamic belief is He's the same as Allah. Which, again, is something Muslim Pakistanis would know. Nothing in your post is real and those claims have been debunked countless times."}
+{"text":"The six-year-old thing is in numerous Islamic texts. Sahih Bukhari 5:58:236 Narrated Hisham's father: Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. Sahih Bukhari 7:62:64 Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). Sahih Bukhari 7:62:65 Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death).\" what you know of the Quran (by heart)' Sahih Bukhari 7:62:88 Narrated 'Ursa: The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Why did he kill himself like a tranny and not fight till the end?"}
+{"text":"So there's no proofs then."}
+{"text":"Name one high ranked nazi that was tortured to death"}
+{"text":"That’s not how Stalin died"}
+{"text":"Stalin died watching BBC porn and popped a blood vessel because of it"}
+{"text":"TRUTHNUKE"}
+{"text":"As proven by the Garden of Eden god knows how to do good without the evil. Evil was created on purpose, by him, to punish us for things we had nothing to do with personally. The Abrahamic god is malevolent."}
+{"text":"fine with me as long as you accept his existence"}
+{"text":"We created evil. If you want to argue that God has empowered us to do so, you very well might, but statements like these have little practical utility and usually just serve as alibi for self-pity or the blame game. Neither being a productive use of your intellect."}
+{"text":"God created us, so God created evil."}
+{"text":"NTA but that's like saying my mom wrote this post"}
+{"text":"No because God is omnipotent so he is both responsible and cognizant of every single circumstance that turns a man evil. And evil exists in nature irrespective of human action."}
+{"text":"Why are the Germanic countries associated with fair skin, if Scandinavians and Germans generally tan HARD and mostly have caramel skin that is totally distinct from true white skin (fitzpatrick type 1 / insular celtoid skin)? It seems like UK/Ireland is the only place in the world where you wouldn't get bullied for being of truly fair skin (not tannable)"}
+{"text":"What did germanics conquer exactly? They couldn't even breach into slavic territory despite centuries of trying. Anglo-Saxons conquered everything."}
+{"text":"An identitarian italian is my brother. Yeah, because you are brown like him."}
+{"text":"That's a slav No one west of you wants your land. The Goths were the first to make use of it and largely abandoned it after the Huns came. Don't post some obscure crusade of drunk Germans that no one gives a shit about in response (pls)"}
+{"text":"Germanics aren't white who is then?"}
+{"text":"Anglo-Saxons."}
+{"text":"Why did this disgusting racist piece of shit's writing get so popular?"}
+{"text":"He actually started to travel more when he married his Jewish wife and seemed to enjoy himself"}
+{"text":"I would explain it but the horror is indescribable."}
+{"text":"There is absolutely no negative correlation between being racist and being a bad writer or artist."}
+{"text":"mentions egypt once and moves on immediately spirals into a mental breakdown when talking about India India is a place worse than his stories"}
+{"text":"What exactly did he hate the Hindoo for? He's not specific at all here."}
+{"text":"How do anti-Christians deal with the fact that Portuguese Nagasaki was not only one of the wealthiest cities in Japan but also the epicenter of modern science and technology in the country, where the printing press was introduced alongside western styled hospitals with advanced tools and western medicinal knowledge? It also had its own code of law that was much more permissible than the Japanese one, with corporal punishment being disincentivized"}
+{"text":"Most of the people in this art are African slaves, lol. Do you want to develop Japan by turning it into a Brazil?"}
+{"text":"place with international trade connections to other civilizations gets rich off them and becomes a technological nexus that's normal it's true even in Europe, how do you think places like Venice and Genoa got so rich?"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a damn about some cringy place at the end of the world except for weirdos who are into \"lolis\" and people who suffer from yellow fever."}
+{"text":"Reading about the Meiji Restoration, what strikes me is that Japan didn't do anything differently from what China or other powers trying to resist Western aggression did. 1. They banned trade and expelled foreign merchants and priests. 2. The Western powers retaliated by invading and forcing unequal treaties on Japan. 3. The Damiyos rebelled against the Shogun and staged a revolt against the Unequal Treaties and the Western presence. (So far the same story as China or elsewhere) 4. Except the Western powers didn't retaliate, by colonizing all of Japan or going to war Boxer Rebellion style and taking chunks of the contry, like they did elsewhere. Instead they shelled a few ports but otherwise ignored the rebellion, and then accepted to renegotiate the unequal treaties with the Emperor, even though Japan was a feudal country stuck in the iron age with no bargaining power. 5. This allowed the modernization to proceed Japan got incredibly lucky that the Westerners were busy with other matters... otherwise the Meiji rebellion would have been simply put down by colonial troops as it happened elsewhere... the Damiyos and Samurais would have been gunned down by organ guns and the Emperor taken captive. So they got incredibly lucky that all of the Western powers at the time were busy elsewhere and had their plate full. They got just enough breathing room to unify their country and start modernizing... it's just an accident of history they didn't end up like Indochina, Burma or the Philippines..."}
+{"text":"or that japan just didn't have any natural resources worth fighting over like indonesia or china or india, it was simply better to establish mutual trade after they established that religious colonization would be impossible or too expensive"}
+{"text":"Why is this board so sympathetic to the Punics? Isn't that ahistorical?"}
+{"text":"I lived with STEM roommates during uni (I majored in Ancient History) and they had to study 3x or even 4x more than me (I'd study 1 or 2 hours most days while they studied 4 hours minimum). It's not even close, STEM is brutal, while humanities are easy and fun. Take it easy. You don't want to compete with STEM fags unless you're ready to spend your 20s alternating between sleep and study with a few hours of free time on the weekend."}
+{"text":"Erhmmm ackshually law school is hard because it’s hard to be the best student at the best law school lol cope. Yeah, it’s hard to be the best law student at Harvard Law and get the best job. That doesn’t make “law school” hard. I know literal retards who went to mid-ass law schools, graduated mediocre as fuck, and still got decentish jobs. Nobody cares that it’s “graded on a curve.” 60% of freshman engineering students wash out too, but they weren’t “graded on a curve.” They just got failed for being retarded. As far as salaries, engineers can make those numbers in Big Oil. Or contracting/consulting. Or possibly FAANG. Also, median lawyer salary in the USA last year was about $150k. Arguing about top salaries is retarded. Most lawyers and engineers don’t make that. I have an uncle that owns his own engineering company (he’s the only employee) that pulls in over $500k a year. But that’s not a typical case."}
+{"text":"In some ways, yes. When it comes to analysis and algorithmic thinking, they are leagues above the average humanities student, it's not even close. When it comes to synthesis, EQ, intuition and other faculties, not necessarily so. But those things are hard to test for, so an average English class will check if you remember when an author was born and what themes he reportedly discussed and that's about it. Which also makes humanities easier to pass and reinforces the simplicity. Luckily for us, hard to test for doesn't mean hard to sell. Employers will choose a reliable and intuitive mid-tier performer over an unreliable impractical genius any day of the week."}
+{"text":"Average engineer salary is less than $100k. If engineers were so smart they wouldn't be engineers. It is realistically easier to make $400k a year as somewhat successful divorce lawyer than by being a senior at a FAANG company. Realistically smarter to do trades than Engineering."}
+{"text":"Unless you own your own business or work as a C-Suite Executive, in high finance, or as a partner at a law firm you aren't going to make more than $500k. And the latter is effectively just owning a fraction of your own business. Obviously professional athletes and a few dozen people in tech don't match this, but that's essentially nobody in the grand scheme of things. But the owner of Smith plumbing, or Johnson's civil engineering in Wichita is going to be much wealthier than some electrical engineer working for a salary. This is why so many dentists become former dentists."}
+{"text":"Master morality piety is the virtue of slaves o algo WHY ARE YOU BEATING THAT HORSE, STOP IT MAKES ME FEEL LEE BADDDDD"}
+{"text":"gb2 the sharty lil nigger"}
+{"text":"How do sunni \"muslims\" talk about people or liberal following their \"whims\" when their religion is based of off the whims of sunni ulemas and their lifestyle?"}
+{"text":"Attachment is the root of all suffering fine fine. But what's the point of life without having attachments? Aren't you just floating along in a meaningless life with nothing to hang onto? In the same way you can end suffering by getting a lobotomy or chemically numbing yourself or just going into coma. And how are you supposed to rid yourself of attachments anyway? It just seems like attachments are the only thing that give anybody the will to go on."}
+{"text":"If you enjoy her company but are ultimately indifferent to whether she is alive or dead, your love for her is fleeting. I think you forgot to make an argument. My \"love for her is fleeting\" does not conclude the question for what it means for something to be fleeting. Are you implying that an enlightened person cannot grieve? You can grieve without suffering, the same way you can feel pain without suffering. In Buddhism, the concept of suffering is highy distinguished from the concept of physical or emotional pain."}
+{"text":"I did define how I’m using the word fleeting. It is something you are attempting to alienate yourself from, because having a relationship to that thing would hinder you on your quest to seek personal annihilation"}
+{"text":"I am none the wiser about what you mean when you use the word fleeting. Am I correct in assuming that you are more interested in guessing people's intentions than to rationalize your choice of words?"}
+{"text":"Elon Musk has infinite resources and is still observably miserable."}
+{"text":"Irrelevant, since attachment is not the root of all suffering, only the suffering caused by loss. There are other forms of suffering that no amount of detachment will resolve"}
+{"text":"In their archaeogenetic study published in Nature, Lazaridis et al. (2017) found that Minoans and Mycenaean Greeks were genetically highly similar - but not identical and that modern Greeks descend from these populations. The FST between the sampled Bronze Age populations and present-day West Eurasians was estimated, finding that Mycenaean Greeks and Minoans were least differentiated from the populations of modern Greece, Cyprus, Albania, and Italy. In a subsequent study, Lazaridis et al. (2022) concluded that around ~58.4-65.8% of the DNA of the Mycenaeans and ~70.9-76.7% of the Minoans came from Early European Farmers (EEF), while the remainder came from ancient populations related to the Caucasus Hunter-Gatherers (CHG) (Mycenaeans ~20.1-22.7%, Minoans ~17-19.4%) and the Pre-Pottery Neolithic (PPN) culture (Mycenaeans ~7-14%, Minoans ~3.9-9.5%). Unlike the Minoans, the Mycenaeans had also inherited ~3.3-5.5% ancestry from a source related to the Eastern European Hunter-Gatherers (EHG), introduced via a proximal source related to the inhabitants of the Pontic-Caspian steppe (Western Steppe Herders) who are hypothesized to be the Proto-Indo-Europeans, and ~0.9-2.3% from the Iron Gates Hunter-Gatherers in the Balkans Unlike the Minoans, the Mycenaeans had also \"4–16% ancestry from a 'northern' ultimate source related to the hunter-gatherers of Eastern Europe and [Upper Palaeolithic] Siberia\"; however, Lazaridis et al. admit that they \"cannot model Mycenaeans as a mixture of Anatolian Neolithic and steppe populations [...] due to the fact that Mycenaeans have more Iran-related than EHG-related ancestry\". Among the Mycenaean samples was found one Y-DNA J2a1, and two mtDNA X2, one X2d and one H"}
+{"text":"not all the european ancestry in brazil is portugese It is the overwhelming majority. The only place where it is not a majority is parts of South (German/Polish) and Southeast (Northern Italian). overall brazilians are probably less than half portugese Only on the maternal side. I'm not talking about haplomemes (Y-DNA and mt-DNA, 2% of the DNA), but about autosomal DNA (98% of DNA). People inherit 50% from their father and 50% from their mother (unlike Y-DNA, which only men can receive), neither a man nor a woman can contribute more than 50% of their DNA to their child alone, since that 50% itself is mixed with male ancestors blocks with female ancestors slices, and female ancestors blocks with male ancestors slices (excuse the analogy, but it's the only way I can explain it), tnat is, it is not 50% purely male or 50% female. if 100 million swedish men migrated to brazil and fucked all the brazilian women brazil would become much whiter Because they are whiter than Portuguese, lol. But the predominantly African/Amerindian maternal side of Brazilians, which is what makes them phenotypical triracial, would remain the same, only with a bit of more maternal European because of the female ancestor slices of paternal ancestor block of autosomic Paternal DNA of the Swedes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"People inherit 50% from their father and 50% from their mother (unlike Y-DNA, which only men can receive), neither a man nor a woman can contribute more than 50% of their DNA to their child alone, since that 50% itself is mixed with male ancestors blocks with female ancestors slices, and female ancestors blocks with male ancestors slices (excuse the analogy, but it's the only way I can explain it), tnat is, it is not 50% purely male or 50% female This isn't even the elephant in the woodpile. In dominant and recessive genes, Africans are AABB, while blacks with any European mix are AaBB and AABb. What makes triracial people like Brazilian more African, besides the predominantly African maternal lineage, is that when there are dominant genes (A and B), they will always be in first place, they can replace the recessive in second place, and therefore there will be more chances of combinations with dominant genes than just recessive ones (a and e) in their offspring because recessive genes only manifest in phenotype if they are in pairs, unlike dominant genes which only need one."}
+{"text":"Because they are whiter than Portuguese, lol. But the predominantly African/Amerindian maternal side of Brazilians, which is what makes them phenotypical triracial, would remain the same, only with a bit of more maternal European because of the female ancestor slices of paternal ancestor block of autosomic Paternal DNA of the Swedes you are a retarded favelado if 100 million portugese came to brazil and fucked all brazilian women the result would be that brazil would become genetically more iberian you are so profoundly stupid i don't even know where to start if a mulatto woman that is 50% portugese and 50% black has sex with a portugese man the resulting offspring would be 75% genetically portugese and 25% genetically black if this person has sex with a another portugese man the resulting offspring would be 87.5% portugese and 12.5% black..... the reason brazil isn't more portugese is just because it didn't happen, not enough of them compared to the non portugese population, not because there's some hard genetic barrier that limits the portugese ancestry you get from your paternal line humans have tens of thousands of genes, these mendelian simplifications for single genes are utterly useless"}
+{"text":"The only place where it is not a majority is parts of South (German/Polish) and Southeast (Northern Italian). and those places are also the only places where european ancestry is above 70%, in the rest of the country iberian ancestry may be the most predominant european ancestry but european ancestry itself isn't that predominant, so overall portuguese ancestry in brazil does not exceed 50%"}
+{"text":"In dominant and recessive genes, Africans are AABB that's impossible because there's no gene called \"africans\" that could be recessive, africans have thousands of genes"}
+{"text":"What if Göring sat his fat ass down on Hitler's iPod touch and it fucking exploded?"}
+{"text":"Hitler would force him to suck his BBC."}
+{"text":"What, was he bawkin?"}
+{"text":"Continuing:"}
+{"text":"Lorenzo Snow saw a vision Jesus about when Joseph Smith would've been 85.. failed yet contingent Those actually cancel each other out"}
+{"text":"Heresy is literally the same thing as hearsay, or, trying to bind without evidence. Mormonism cannot be heretical because it is non-binding. Just like the Gospel."}
+{"text":"People really believe 'heresy' is not reserved for people like the Jews and is reserved for people like Jesus. They also think they serve Christ when they reject Bible doctrine in favor of commandments of man."}
+{"text":"How does the average Mormon handle the Book of Moses?"}
+{"text":"They don't ask questions, if they did they wouldn't be Mormon. They accept absurdities like the \"\"\"Book of Abraham\"\"\" which are obviously fraudulent."}
+{"text":"Total fertility rates are currently below replacement for all European countries. In the former communist countries, total fertility fell to between 1.1 and 1.4 children per woman by 2000, the lowest of any region in the world. In nine European nations, the average age of a European woman at first marriage has now passed 30. Gypsy girls, on the other hand, traditionally marry between the ages of 14 and 17. Pregnancies are one week shorter than among European women, and children are smaller at birth — both biological traits associated with a high-fertility, r-type reproduction. Dr. Čvorović does not provide an overall estimate of current Gypsy fertility, but gives local figures: 3.0 children per woman in Bulgaria, 3.03 in Serbia, 3.12 in Hungary, 3.2 in Bratislava, 3.3 to 3.7 for “some” groups in Romania, 3.9 in Croatia, and 4.3 in Eastern Slovakia. Both the Gypsies and the problems associated with them will multiply in the coming years. The Minister of Education of one unspecified EU state reports that already “in his country, every third child entering school is Roma.” Holy shit, Eastern Europe is really gonna be majority Gypsy one day."}
+{"text":"Most of the countries on your first map are below replacement rate (2.11) the colors chosen and the scale makes it look like a bigger difference in birth rates than it is. It's also outdated. Even India is below replacement these days. Very few countries are above three, when being above *seven* was the norm. African birth rates are literally collapsing as we speak. In 10 years it's gonna be a non-issue."}
+{"text":"1) /pol/tranny thread “in his country, every third child entering school is Roma.” 2) I don't particularly care for the fate of Bulgaria, if they don't have the will to save themselves, they don't deseve to be saved"}
+{"text":"You will see the consequences of white decline over the next ~50 years, think of your \"furbabies\" and funko pop collection. The low IQ generally have higher birth rates, then. If global populations start falling then  doesn't need to worry about \"Fucking 8 billion people.\" and it is totally fine for the high IQ to have more children than the low IQ, presumably after we drop below the 8 billion mark, but of course that is just more arithmetic rather than the geometry you grasp and in which terms you want to talk about. More likely there will be another great depression and a decline in living standards in the 21st century and birth rates will shoot up again with humanity potentially returning to the continuous malthusian trap it existed in up until the industrial revolution. Of course high IQ people reproducing contributes to \"overpopulation\", but only slightly since there are not very many with an IQ above 120 and these are the people who built modern civilization and are best placed to ensure humanity does not return to a malthusian trap. The \"chuds\" are right. It is obvious to anyone unclouded by normy virtue signalling to see the forest for the trees even if they don't fully understand what is happening. The fat stupid hick yelling \"NIGGER\" is more perceptive than the neo-marxist sociology professor. Cherish him."}
+{"text":"the low IQ races are breeding like rabbits Even the few shitholes left with high birth rates (of which half don't even reach adulthood before dying to malaria as child soldiers under General Big Boobs) are experiencing steady drops in fertility."}
+{"text":"Who cares? Africans will all migrate to europe and white countries in general, the rest of the world will be fine"}
+{"text":"What makes women adapt to abduction, subjugation and slavery so quickly and to take personal advantage of it so easily? Is it just in their biology? Lalla Balqis An English slave concubine in Morocco, whose original name is unknown, who was kidnapped by Barbary pirates in 1685. She was favored by the sultan, and she was allowed to act as a middlewoman in diplomacu with English diplomats and traders. English ambassador is known to have given her diplomatic gifts after Morocco and Great Britain made a peace treaty in 1721. Marthe Franceschini A Genoan woman kidnapped by corsairs and sold slavery in North Africa in 1766. She ended up as a legal wife of a sultan, and was trusted to be in contact with Europeans. Helen Gloag A Scottish woman kidnapped by Barbary pirates in 1769. She was in the same sultan's harem with Marthe Franceschini and also was made into his legal wife. She was able to write home and his brother was allowed to visit her in Morocco, where she she was living a good life and became a small celebrity in Scotland. Jeanne Lanternier French woman, whose family were among the first French to settle in Algeria. She was kidnapped by desert bandits in 36 and was gifted to the sultan of Morocco. She was eventually allowed to travel to France for a visit in 1855, and she chose to return to her husband in Morocco. She was however killed in a harem power struggle shortly after."}
+{"text":"They had no real rights and were property in most societies for most of history, anon. Slavery was worse, yes, but slavery to royalty wasn't a huge change. BUT HOW DO THEV TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT Hot, charismatic people who fuck good and are fun to be around do this all the time. Men do this to women, too. You just can't conceive of it because you're a neckbeard."}
+{"text":"so easily 4 examples Anyway, my answer is that human beings are naturally ordered towards good and hence evil deeds require actual work against conscience and so on. Hence, even people who grew accustomed to evil such as warfare, kidnappings, slavery etc will prefer natural relationships to relationships based solely on violence, when possible. Hence, as in these cases, sultans would rather try to charm these women and be on good terms with them, which enabled these women to use their charisma, beauty and so on to improve their situation."}
+{"text":"Based Double plus unbased"}
+{"text":"iberians are nonwhite moor rapebabies with negroid admixture"}
+{"text":"schopenhauer said it, women have no sense of justice, even when it concerns their own welfare, you can literally teach a woman to accept rape as shameful, i mean this is what societies did till they gained the vote"}
+{"text":"be Afro-American and Afro-Caribbean slaves gain freedom migrate to settle Liberia instantly set up a Dixie styled segregated society with you as the privileged masters and local Indigenous tribes as the underclass your descendants mostly start leaving the country with their money once the tribal Africans are admitted in the politics and start gaining power the nation implodes because every tribe wants to put their people into the new master class in Monrovia Was there any ways they could have not fucked Liberia up?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, invite White people to rule."}
+{"text":"They should have kept the inland expansion to minimum to keep the black settler population proportionally as high as possible, but they tried to larp African manifest destiny as much as they tried to larp southern plantation masters and kept adding tribal lands to the Liberian map."}
+{"text":"They would need to convince the US to be more invested in Liberia."}
+{"text":"Lemme tell you about how James Brown used his band members as slave labor on his Georgia mansion."}
+{"text":"how do you drop a bunch of culturally illiterate former slaves and expect them to know how to govern multiple tribes that have their own form of coexistence, black americans are one of the most culturally ignorant groups especially when it comes to africa because they believe all black people are the same, lmao, even more than whites, that's why africans don't like them"}
+{"text":"Historically speaking, why was Bolshevism so much superior to nazism?"}
+{"text":"erm, why is sending cavalry armed with shovels a bad idea if its working??? Slavs will do this, dying in the literal tens of millions solely for bureaucratic incompetence, then screech because Hitler killed a few million of them. Like Ivan, you were never going to live anyway."}
+{"text":"And yet they kicked asses. Slav shovel chavalry > All nazi aryan might combined and with first strike"}
+{"text":"Slavic Bolshevism is like an unstoppable tide that crushes all adversaries"}
+{"text":"rope sage etc"}
+{"text":"bolshevism is jewish - there's nothing slavic about it, never was, never will be"}
+{"text":"is a superpower couldn’t defeat the small country of North Korea in the 1950s couldn’t defeat the small country of Vietnam in the 1960s and 1970s Maybe the U.S should stay out of future wars if they can’t even defeat small countries"}
+{"text":"u gotta stick around forever after u win, it sucks we don't like these places"}
+{"text":"Russia will take in 10 million Ukrainians as a consequence of their military actions America will take in 30 million Venezuelans checkmate ziggers"}
+{"text":"Raping and killing little brown kids ain't good for the psyche"}
+{"text":"America couldn't defeat a battle-hardened army filled with fresh veterans of a decade long war. America did pretty good since they immediately de-armed their army a majority of the troops in Korea were new recruits."}
+{"text":"There is none people in the military are mostly young men young men have higher suicide rates the military doesn't actually have higher suicide rates once you control for age/sex."}
+{"text":"Most are familiar with this image of “Nazis Burning Books,” but did you know the largest book destroying event in the world, was carried out by the US post World War 2? Specifically it was carried out by Zionist Jews William Paley, and Billy Wilder. Jews pulped over 30k different German books. When Germans were destroying Jew books, they were destroying trans pornography. When Jews were destroying German books, it was books warning about Jews…"}
+{"text":"When Germans were destroying Jew books, they were destroying trans pornography. Das rite. KEK"}
+{"text":"Maybe you have a better idea of context, but this won't be the case for other people, especially one with diametrically opposed views on 4chan who isn't here to discuss grammar and rhetoric. Effective communication does not necessarily mean the ideal."}
+{"text":"I agree that I could have phrased it with increased specificity. Anyway, the other anon seems to have understood what I meant now after our little detour."}
+{"text":"You fags will really grasp at anything. Next up: \"All medieval actors in England playing female roles were actually trans, chud!\" followed by an all new \"All male friends in 1200's Hungarian paintings were actually gay, chud!\""}
+{"text":"Black Baptist Church Have you been Christed out of your germ pagan fagottery yet?"}
+{"text":"Sire PLEASE it's been 20 years Italy is a post-apocalytic wasteland, MILLIONS are dead, the plague is ravaging our cities, Rome has been sacked 3 times and is now a smoking ruin, the people of Italy are resorting to cannibalism to survive, PLEASE I beg you PLEASE just accept the next peace offering! *demonic voice activation* SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE"}
+{"text":"our troops have been reduced by large desertions to the Goths. I wonder what reactions had those desertors after watching Belisarius won against all odds."}
+{"text":"The ultimate course of the war probably didn't greatly concern them when they defected for want of money, and Belisarius was recalled after that request without further successes."}
+{"text":"Justinian passed a lot of anti-Jewish laws."}
+{"text":"Belisarius never succeeded in Italy. It was Narses that did it like a full fucking decade after Belisarius retired from that command."}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"I think Adam applies to any philosophising creature"}
+{"text":"2250 all countries run by vatican send astronauts to the crab nebula to convert the crab people they already have jesus crab jesus mfw i burn in hell because i didn't believe in crab jesus"}
+{"text":"It isn’t brought up frequently but some catholic saints like St Francis were said to preach to animals (birds and bears in his case) so that implies that animas have sentience of some kind and enough to be converted to Catholicism. That’s going off of your church’s saints mind you"}
+{"text":"I think I know God's mind Prideful"}
+{"text":"Goodbyes hurt the most when the story was not finished."}
+{"text":"Were they Ancient though? They look Ancient but I always thought the Aztecs etc all developed quite late."}
+{"text":"The Aztecs themselves only came about in the middle ages, but they're not as big a part of mesoamerican history as a lot of people seem to think, theyre just the most famous. Civilization in Mesoamerica goes back to around 1600BC, at least that's the currently accepted number but its being challenged a lot. It comes from the old view that the Olmecs were the birth of all mesoamerican civilization, but now we know before the Olmecs in west mexico there was large stone structures, complex crafts, much more sophisticated agriculture than the Olmecs, etc"}
+{"text":"No, I haven't, sell me on it."}
+{"text":"just check it out, seriously, skim the pdf or something just crazy stuff, a wild era of history"}
+{"text":"Hard to feel sorry for a group of demon worshipping human sacrificing psychopaths."}
+{"text":"there is something beautiful with the idea of fighting to the last man, to rather commit national suicide then surrender. was solano lopez the most based leader latin america has ever had?"}
+{"text":"Go back to Mexico."}
+{"text":"was solano lopez the most based leader latin america has ever had? He was a retard. Paraguay had a population that rivalred Argentina at the time, and in terms of mobilized men a much greater army, he could have ignored Brazil and Uruguay altogether and carved his way through Corrientes and into the Rio de la Plata to secure access to the Atlantic Ocean*, but he chose to wage war on all three countries at the same time and ruined his nation. During the Triple Alliance War, Brazil fielded 139,000 troops, Argentina fielded 30,000, and Uruguay 5,583.... against a combined troop strenght of 300,000 for Paraguay. If he had focused all his efforts Southwards and avoided Brazil he might have had a chance. Although Argentina did fight Brazil to a stalemate during the Cisplatine War before despite the low population, so it's not a given, but he had a much better chance playing South American Napoleon if he had done that. * In fact I did that in Vicky 2, original research donut steel"}
+{"text":"Patriotic buzzwords & propaganda is what it is"}
+{"text":"Imagine if they had 20 guys like this."}
+{"text":"be genghis conquer like 80% of asia ransacked even china fucked 82161092741women and 3 dudes die empire collapses and has no lasting impact what did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Same shit as Alexander. Dude just wanted to conquer everything known and live adventures"}
+{"text":"\"Mankind has sinned. If man had not sinned then God would not have sent a plague like me unto the earth.\" ~ Temujin of tribe Borjigin He was sent to punish the Chinese and Muslim world."}
+{"text":"And then his grandkids became fat wine drunkard Muslims and Chinaboos"}
+{"text":"the real empire is the friends we made along the way"}
+{"text":"funny, the more you know about them, the more you hate them."}
+{"text":"there are two kinds of people you can't hate; those that make you laugh, and those that purge Italia of Goths"}
+{"text":"Italians allied with the Goths to kick the Greeks out tho"}
+{"text":"wopentines plunged italy into the dark ages"}
+{"text":"USA only starts getting powerful on the world stage and the world superpower, richest country in the world after the 1800s immigration of the Germans, Irish, Italians, Jews and Polish. Basically a bunch of non wasp/anglo peoples. Lol, nativists BTFO never to recover"}
+{"text":"So if jews are so pro-immigration, pro-nigger, pro-communism etc. etc. everything the alt-right bitches about 24/7, 365 then how come they were essentially Apartheid South Africa's ONLY allies and suppliers during the UN shitlist days? The rest of the globe cut ties and weapon shipments while the Israelis strengthened their relationship and cooperation. Apartheid South Africa was a white nationalist breeding ground for nazi group types and full of master/slave race rhetoric. How does any of this make any sense?"}
+{"text":"Yeah? Where's white-minority government Apartheid South Africa now?"}
+{"text":"What would be atheist or secular humanist response to the Jewish question?"}
+{"text":"and the Jew part?"}
+{"text":"When the implications of evolution are accepted, Jews should be seen as a distinct genetic group with their own unique intrinsic behaviors. If those behaviors clash with a host society, the host society shouldn't hesitate to seek separation and removal in order to preserve order and peace."}
+{"text":"I've heard the good old \"muh only democracy in Middle-East\" and its variations like \"muh treatment of women\" a lot from secular cuckservatives as a defense for their zionism."}
+{"text":"Religion is retarded, and that includes Judaism. Their practice of infant genital mutilation should be banned."}
+{"text":"Putting \"muh\" in front of a true statement is not an argument."}
+{"text":"1933: The Jews declare war on Germany 1936: The Olympic Games are held in Berlin; it seems the world might follow Germany's example 1939: World War II begins What happened?"}
+{"text":"1933: The Jews declare war on Germany Uh idk if this actually how it went down bruh"}
+{"text":": The Jews declare war on Germany What happened? they took power in germany in 34' and then lead it to suicide"}
+{"text":"Would it be morally bad to nuke a city if i gain material wealth from the action?"}
+{"text":"Depends on the city"}
+{"text":"lost both world wars has the world’s 3rd largest economy How is this?"}
+{"text":"They broke down because of rushed production, poor crew training and lack of material. Obviously the tanks still had mechanical flaws outside of these external factors, but on paper with a properly trained crew most big tanks were reliable enough to be fielded in proper combat."}
+{"text":"It's called reality, poltardo nazicel Even their World War I war debts were ''postponed'' until re-unification"}
+{"text":"The Germans didn't have any equivalent to the Sherman, the most mass produced armored vehicles were Stugs which are not even considered armored vehicles. By late 1944, over 8.000 Panzer IV's have been produced and almost 6.000 Panthers. While on paper it might show a slight numerical superiority of Panzer IV's, you have to consider that the Panzer IV has entered production in 1937 with wildly different models throughout the war (and many of which were destroyed before the Americans set a foot on Durope Europe) while the Panther first entered production in early 1943."}
+{"text":"You ignore the Soviets dismantling German industry, you ignore that Germany lost all of its colonies after WW1, you ignore that Germany lost a Quarter of its original territory, you ignore that millions of German POW's were used as force labour in foreign Territory, you ignore the patents and technology being confiscated, you ignore the Liquidation of Assets, you ignore that all German cities were reduced to Rubble and the Billions of Reperations Germany pays to the Jews to this very day. Not Germany's problem your pathetic shitstain of a nation cannot compete with it, that's a skill issue on your behalf"}
+{"text":"Besides, I'm not a Nazi, quite the opposite actually. The Nazis considered French and British to be equal to the Germans and Jews to be inferior. I think Jews are a bigger benefit for the white race than the frogfuckers and Islandapes who doomed Eurpe to become an American vassal because they couldn't peacefully economically compete with the Germans."}
+{"text":"This is objectively where Man peaked."}
+{"text":"Boga nye-ACK!!!!"}
+{"text":"So, angels, and I mean what I say, you wanna finish this off? I can or cant be assed, the choice might be yours. You're gonna run in trouble sooner or later...."}
+{"text":"I told you: go and be merry or fight. You'll eventually face trouble, if you wanna duke it out, fine, but you could just live on and share with your remaining friends some lols. I assure you it's the same to me."}
+{"text":"Nimrod the 'First Atheist', the 'First ÜberChad'. I kneel."}
+{"text":"Nimrod was a rephaim, so he was probably a nigger, or at least a brownoid."}
+{"text":"Consider the ideologies right-wingers like the most: Christianity Started a bunch of wars, thus killing millions of Whites Confederacy Wanted to keep Blacks in America; started a war killing hundreds of thousands of Whites Nazism Declared half of Europe inferior and killed tens of millions of Whites in just 6 years Conservatism/Neocon/Capitalism Imports immigrants because of GDP worship Ziggerism Killed hundreds of thousands of Whites; actually far deadlier than the Muslim immigrants in Europe Miggerism About to start WW3 against White nations over a useless block of ice Compared to all of these, Liberalism seems the most White-friendly, ironically enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I dunno, Chang, show what you believe and let's compare."}
+{"text":"Obsessed Saaaar Post nose"}
+{"text":"Before Hart-Celler America used to be an infinite reservoir of sexy Aryan goddesses. Thankfully we have old Hollywood films as a historical record so we can coom"}
+{"text":"Think of how many such beautiful blonde females were claimed by non-white males since 1965. How fewer of these females exist in the world now, conquered by black, brown and yellow cock."}
+{"text":"Why is this website like this? Honestly"}
+{"text":"70 million dead, fought for nothing over nothing World War II was the most ultimately pointless conflict in human history, and it followed the second most pointless (World War I). countries decided hey, lets just fucking go to war because we're stupid and it'll be the answer to us trying to find a meaning in life after industrializing the world no stakes changed nothing meant nothing Peasant revolts in 11th-century feudal medieval Europe were more significant and rational than this soulless retarded war."}
+{"text":"They had to get it on."}
+{"text":"Idk really know what to think of this story"}
+{"text":"posts the edited version hivan alert"}
+{"text":"state collapses into a hellscape that makes madmax look like utopia shovel cavalry is the primary mode of warfare greatest leader was a racial alien who died in his own piss literally because he had no friends"}
+{"text":"uh oh melty"}
+{"text":"200 years of French colonization No one speak french today, or care about france at all, most didn't even know france rule their country for so long. 30 years of Partial US occupation Most of the country speak english as second language Diaspora in US is important and have political weight that's important to benefict vietnam Almost all important officials have American collage degrees Most belive \"achtually Ho chi minh wasn't a communist, he was more of a nationalist!\" droping death the commie narrative How? what kind of Stockholm syndrome is this?"}
+{"text":"ESL English has been the most important language for business, academia, and technology for decades now. Diaspora The diaspora are mostly refugees from the American-supported South Vietnam. They are only politically relevant in a single county in California, though. College degrees US universities are the best in the world. Ho Chi Minh That's only to save face for HCM. Everyone knows capitalism is making Vietnam rich but they don't want to completely ignore why HCM fought."}
+{"text":"Not a real thing, Chang"}
+{"text":"algeria french senegal angola and mozambique cape I don't count small resupplying ports along the coast as colonies since there were like 100 whites living there before the scramble"}
+{"text":"Found the projecting British faggot."}
+{"text":"Morocco was for people who wanted to fuck boys."}
+{"text":"It's full of false teachings like praying to saints and to Mary. Papal infallibility is elevating the pope to God. Works based salvation isn't Biblical. Going to confession isn't Biblical either. None of this is in the Bible. Going to hell over a mortal sin isn't Biblical. Orthodox are not Biblical too. They are also idolators and believe in false things like confession. Only Protestants are Christians period."}
+{"text":"It shouldn't be Catholics and the Catholic church has been totally corrupted for centuries. It started well but it's completely eroded. Read John Adams letter to Thomas Jefferson May 1816. Many founders of america warned of their takeover. Whether you like it or not, America was founded by protestants for protestants because catholics kept butchering Bible Believers. Bartholomew day masacure... And many of the american founders warned of Jesuit takeover. Today they have succeded. Heinrich Himmler, leader of the NAZI SS, said himself he believed himself to be the next Iqnatious Lyola, and structured the SS after the Jesuit Order. All the nazi brass, roman catholic. Today, the same is true with the american military. 6/9 supreme court justices catholic. Majority of senate and congress and goveners catholic. Trump himself went to a jesuit school. Trumps son eric is on the board of George Town the jesuit university. His vice president is openly catholic. Everyone knows somethings rotten in america, the answer is satan has finally devoured america with his catholicism. And america will fall. We were a country founded on God from the first mayflower. Now catholicism has festered and replaces our God fearing military with a pagan romanist jesuitical farce. Guidons, marches, creeds, respect or rank rahrer than of person... You want the real reason the military is in such shambles, jesuits."}
+{"text":"You do realize there is a difference between offering up prayers to and worshiping, right? They don't worship mary or saints just include prayers to them Damn you people are so fucking stupid when you spout these gotchas and show how nothing you know"}
+{"text":"Your religion was created by a charlatan trying to make a quick buck on the side. Your Christ is a self insert fanfic."}
+{"text":"I thought America was founded by Freemasons?"}
+{"text":"Praying to saints is idolatry Idolatry is worship. Talking to saints, regardless if here or in heaven, doesn't constitute worship. Nicene Creed Where is any of what you just wrote in the Bible though? Various parts in various places. I don't get my beliefs from online posters ... No, you get them from Early Christians whom you unconditionally trust in writing the Bible but the Creed seems to be too far. KJV which is the most accurate source for the Bible in English. Not really relevant to me. It's James 5:16, and in the received text it says \"faults\" (παραπτώματα) not \"sins\" (ἁμαρτία). Great news to those, whose sins aren't faults. Never seen such a person."}
+{"text":"What do you think Europe's border's should look like. Use whatever reasons you want to decide those borders (historical reasons, geography, national grudges or aesthetics)."}
+{"text":"Egypt For most of its history Cyrenaica was part of the various Egyptian Kingdoms Africa A LARP of Cartaghe/Roman Province of Africa Corsica Biologically and linguistically italians. Much more than sardinians"}
+{"text":"Map looks like it was made by a 5-year old with zero understanding of European history or culture. Poland lumped up with Baltics even tho this was never the case. At least put Estonia together with the Nordics since they are essentially Finns. Poland doesnt own Lviv despite being a Polish city. Poland controls Belarus despite the fact that Belarus is more Russian than anything. Austria-Hungary exists despite the fact that no one wanted it and was doomed to die as soon as nationalism become a thing in European mindset. Serbia-Albania-Bulgaria-Greece being a single country despite the fact that they have virtually nothing in common. Which is funny cause the map heavily suggests that nationalism is a driving force when Germany, Netherlands and Italy are unified. Spain and Portugal being a single country despite the fact that no one wants this, and it has been terminated every time it was ever attempted."}
+{"text":"work in progress"}
+{"text":"ZIONISM BUT REEKJEET Why are euroids like this?"}
+{"text":"The \"Carthage\" nation is actually a alt-hist scenario in which the normans managed to keep their state in north Africa. Estonia looks ugly if its lumped with the nordics. Austria-Hungary could absolutely have survived had they been proactive in centralizing their country through the 19th Century. The nation in the balkans (greece and all South slavs) could also easily have happened had Byzantium crushed the bulgars and assimilated them or if the bulgarians conquered Byzantium and proclaimed themselves they new rome. Spain and Portugal also easily could have remained a loosr union had Spain not had inbred Habsburgs on the throne or had Miguel de la Paz lived to adulthood."}
+{"text":"Did Hitler had any good reason for killing his best friend other than Himmler and Göring whining about getting rid of Röhm all day? Was Röhm actually trying to get more power? Or Adolf was just being a bitch nigga?"}
+{"text":"He was planning on having gay sex."}
+{"text":"He thought that Hitler was a giant, ideologically unsound, pussy for taking the Nazi party into the elections. According to Rohm 'real fascist' would have just kicked in the doors to the Reichstag, announced that they were in charge now, and then shot anybody who had a problem with that. He was dreaming of doing basically that with the SA as soon as he saw his moment. That made him a threat to Hitler's power, a potentially more ideologically 'pure' pole within the party that looked down on Hitler as a leader - exactly the sort of thing a Dictator cannot ever tolerate if they want to live longer than weeks. It's the same reason that Communist dictators slaughter the most fervant part of their base as soon as they can after coming to power."}
+{"text":"Him and the SA were giving Nazis a bad look as just a bunch of street thugs who beat communists in the streets, so they had to clean up their public image by purging him. Notice how Hitler's popularity really skyrocketed after the Night of the Long Knives--before the Nazis were thought of as kooks by most of Germany. Even though Hitler was trying to impress the industrialist/conservative class, they wrote him off as too radical until the last minute, when they thought they could control him in a wider coalition"}
+{"text":"How would our world change?"}
+{"text":"Judging by Indian quality in IT, these planes would have broken down on their first flight. Just look at how disastrously bad the typically jeet Windows 11 is."}
+{"text":"The air was electric at the stadium which held the games of the 1936 Olympics. Spectators cheering, lights blaring and the peak of human performance competing…. But still. The only thing Der Fuhrer heard was the deep, rich baritone voice of Jesse Owens. The only thing he saw was the thick bulge in his pants… Hitler was rocking back in forth in his seat in excitement…. The taboo. But he just couldnt help himself…. He had to have him. Now. He had to think of something quickly. Jesse's race began. As expected he completely dominated the ytboi \"runners\" due to his superior African genetics. Seeing his precious aryan \"master\" race be completely sissified and defeated made Hitler feel…. strange…. Strange but not bad. It made him feel…. Pure lust. Enough… Hitler had to stop this! Hitler at once got up and yelled \"ENOUGH! THIS BABOON HAS MADE A MOCKERY OF THE GAMES FOR LONG ENOUGH!\" As he tried to drag the stud away into a dark alley. Jesse was about to resist, but Hitler flashed him a smile and copped his member. At this, Jesse lost all control. He instantly ripped Hitler's garb off and began to FUCK him as hard as he could. They fucked like animals abandoning all sense and ignoring all that was around them. Only thinking about one thing. Breeding. The feeble attempts of the white athletes to wrestle Jesse off of Hitler only served to make the German spectators feel…. Strange as well….. It made them feel hot. The women ovulated and the men had hands free ejaculations. This was their leader, their Fuhrer. Destined to lead the aryan race to greatness…. And here he was reduced to a plaything of…. of an animal! All eyes were on them as Hitler and Jesse ejaculated at the same time. 1/2"}
+{"text":"That was 3 months ago. Ever since then Hitler has been televising his daily BLACKED sessions. Aryan men are required to wear clitty cages. And every German household is required to host at least 1 black bull. Aryan women are randomly sent to breeding camps to be impregnated by black men, the white men are sterilized and bred into submission. The SS has been replaced with an all black BNWO elite enforcer squadron. Not that they are even needed anymore. Germany does not resist, but fully submits to it's new black masters. All they do nowadays is patrol the streets for a nice thick cut of white meat to fuck. This is…. Germany's BLACK future. 2/2"}
+{"text":"you dont get it goy, usury is a good thing"}
+{"text":"If you have all that money you could just own the means of production yourself Yes it's literally what I said. I won't lend you money when I can use that money to make more $$$ myself. So why should I lend it to you for free? Are you dumb? Too lazy to read what I wrote slowly and try to reflect on it?"}
+{"text":"No, I think you’re just a person with some kind of personality disorder and an above average IQ looking to be right. Like I said, at least if you own it directly then the exploitation is more in your face and no one has to make up fairy tale economic theories as to why it’s acceptable to give loans with high APRs to 18 year olds."}
+{"text":"fairy tale economic theories Opportunity cost is not a fairy tale economic theory, it's literally how everyone makes decisions. You act all high and mighty but you wouldn't loan money to a stranger at zero interest. Pretending interest rates are some obscure hocus pocus to rob money from people is peak economic illiteracy. Time. Has. Value."}
+{"text":"This. The Medici funded the Renaissance with Usury and absolutely noone gives a shit."}
+{"text":"eyyy, whadoya think a am? Somekinda kike? No, my are loans interest-free, it issa just that-a if you pay late we fine you a percentage of the original sum. And if you pay on time we'll blacklist you. Who are ya gonna to then, the Jews? Fuggedaboudit."}
+{"text":"Ancient North Eurasians likely had very tall noses. Nothing mongoloid about them."}
+{"text":"Most likely Oldest K2 is from Europe. Tianyuan was a Bacho Kiro (European) / Onge mutt. Proto-Europeans with haplo K2 raped Onge negritos and produced East Asians. The Tianyuan lineage can be modeled as a Paleolithic admixture of an Onge-like source from Southeast Asia (c. 61%) and a deeply diverged East Eurasian source associated with the IUP movements into Siberia (c. 39%), which were distantly related to the Bacho Kiro cave remains.[14][11][15][13] An earlier model estimated around 64% ancestry related to Eastern Asians and 36% ancestry represented by the deeply diverged Ust'-Ishim man, who represents an \"early leaf on the East Eurasian tree\", close to a trifurication between West and East Eurasians.[16][13] Ancient and modern East Asians derive most of their ancestry from an Onge-related population (76–79%), with additional gene flow from a Tianyuan-related population (21–24%). Around 22,000 to 26,000 years ago, the Tianyuan cluster was replaced by East Asian-like ancestry.[11][15][25]"}
+{"text":"Bacho kiro cave remains = Ancient east eurasians that migrated to eastern europe, most likely fucking ancient european women and cucking tiny west eurasian peckers Phylogenetic data suggests that an early Initial Upper Paleolithic wave (at least 45,000 years ago) \"ascribed to a population movement with uniform genetic features and material culture\" (Ancient East Eurasians) dispersed throughout Eurasia, with one of its main branches (dubbed as East Eurasian Core; EEC) using a dispersal route along the southern coastline of Asia, where they subsequently diverged rapidly into the ancestors of Australasians (Oceanians), the Ancient Ancestral South Indians (AASI), as well as Andamanese and East/Southeast Asians (ESEA), although Papuans may have also received some geneflow from an earlier group (xOoA), around 2%, next to additional archaic admixture in the Sahul region. Deeply diverged Ancient East Eurasian lineages associated with the spread of IUP-affiliated material culture along an early 'northern route' into eastern Europe (Bacho Kiro Cave and Peștera cu Oase), Central Asia (Ust'-Ishim man), and Siberia (Kara-Bom, etc.), as well as Northwest China, did contribute only little or no ancestry to modern East Asians, which instead were found to descend primarily from the southern route wave."}
+{"text":"Bacho kiro cave remains = Ancient east eurasians They went exinct in Europe while their Eastern cousins raped Onges to produce East Asians. That's why they share more alleles with modern East Asians, who can be modelled as 90% Onge + Bacho Kiro (Europeans)."}
+{"text":"Nothing mongoloid about them. Exactly. If you make a pre-Yamnaya model for Europe, you realize how ANE-heavy we are. This goes back before the following intermarriages: ANE+WHG -> EHG EHG+CHG -> Yamnaya Yamnaya+EEF+WHG -> us Given the CHG contamination, the ANEs were probably more robust than we are."}
+{"text":"ANE wasnt from Tianyuan, Tianyuan is the product of the uncle of ANE which is why he is about 1/3 crown and 2/3 east Eurasian."}
+{"text":"In Cheek v. United States (1991) the Supreme Court ruled that a man who had been charged with tax evasion was not guilty of any wrongdoing if he failed to file his tax returns based on inability to understand them, but it was however not justifiable to refuse to file tax returns based on the idea that a tax was unlawful or unconstitutional. The plaintiff, John Cheek, had been serving as an American Airlines pilot since the early 1970s. Beginning in 1980, he had stopped filing Federal income tax returns and claimed up to 60 allowances on his Form W-4 witholding statement submitted to his employer. During the mid-1980s, Cheek also filed four different civil suits in re: the Federal income tax. His claims included the argument that he was not legally a taxpayer, wages did not count as income, the 16th Amendment did not apply to taxing the income of individuals, and that it was also unenforceable. However, the courts rejected all of Cheek's arguments. He also attended two trials of individuals charged with tax evasion. Cheek was eventually himself charged with failure to file tax returns for six years starting in 1980 and tax evasion for three of them."}
+{"text":"while in many US states we still have to fight to even feed the kids Because if we did the minorities would just abuse it and turn it into a scam. It would be just like with the Somalis in Minnesota. I'm forced to conclude that they are why we can't have nice things more often than not."}
+{"text":"Treating business and people as if they are legally interchangeable or undifferentiable is dehumanizing and unethical. No, it's just a way to get more taxes."}
+{"text":"if Heritage released an index with Haiti at the top, it'd be clear that their ideology is a disaster, so they don't do that. Instead, they define \"economic freedom\" in a way where rich countries score high and poor countries don't, even if that means including metrics irrelevant to their policy preferences or ignoring ways in which places like Singapore differ dramatically from their ideology."}
+{"text":"Lol he got btfo by this"}
+{"text":"conservatism is when you worship banks"}
+{"text":"Low value Inner Mongolian lands with nobody living on them. Little support from the USSR because Stalin thinks the Kuomintang will win anyway. Fights a behemoth actively supported by the US. How did they lose?"}
+{"text":"You spend all the time of 4chan coping about your Soviet and Morrcan Goumier rapegrandfathers I'm not here most of the time. I only show up once in a while You are here every time I show up and actively search for any posts mentioning the glorious Moroccan and Soviet mass raped of your grandmothers Stalin's multi ethnic army gang raped millions of Germans and Japanese and humiliated your entire race Japan mass exported teenage girl Japanese prostitutes (karayuki-san) to China and other places in Asia at the time Chinese leader Sun Yatsen had two Japanese teenage concubines, Kaoru Otsuki and Haru Asada. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"communists consistently fuck up their countries worse than non-communists hurr durr I can't connect dots ok"}
+{"text":"Bro, when I went to China back as a 20 year old, I sexed more Chinese women than you’ll ever sex in your entire life. Chinese women are very, very easy for a mid+ European guy. You’re delusional. The Mote and the Beam,"}
+{"text":"What can you tell me about Singapore, Hongkong and Macau? The three of them come off as shitholes for laundering money to me. How did they come to be sovereign states? What did they have to deal with? What industry made them who they are and what the people living there do to tell themselves they want to keep living another day in those countries."}
+{"text":"Are you red aussie or brown leafs"}
+{"text":"What about their current way of living? They can't be 100% dependent on prostitution and casinos are they? What do tourists get for example, in Singapore, that they don't get anywhere else in the world? (Every fucking country has resort cities at this point). What do the average citizen work as in those places? I can't imagine they're all happy, aside from grifters."}
+{"text":"we're unhappy depressed slaves that won't do shit because we're ugly brown subhumans, stay away from singapore, it's literally a dystopian city state"}
+{"text":"They're port cities, they do a lot of shipping and international trade and multinationals plop down their Asian headquarters there."}
+{"text":"stay away from Singapore My beloved country is literally getting turned into Singapore and makes me want to kill myself. I guess that's it. I have to leave. The other thing is that I don't know how to research countries or know what to expect to go wrong in the next one."}
+{"text":"It's over, we're gonna live in a horrible degenerate oligarchy forever now."}
+{"text":"we're gonna live that is optimistic take anon"}
+{"text":"Having good intentions doesn't make you moral or benevolent. Prisons are full of people with good intentions."}
+{"text":"Inmates convicted of sex offenses, particularly child sex abusers, often occupy the lowest status in the prison hierarchy, frequently facing severe stigmatization, isolation, and threats of violence from the general inmate population. While officially protected by policies like the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA), these offenders often experience \"vigilante\" justice or are ostracized About those good intentions. They're white knights."}
+{"text":"Pretty insane that not one but two whole continents are named after just some guy. I get a city or even a country having his name, but two continents? Come on now."}
+{"text":"The natives actually called it Amaruka. The Amerigo thing is BS"}
+{"text":"Unironically way more soulful. New Zealand should also be renamed to Aotearoa. I mean, imagine if Australia kept the dogshit name \"New Holland\"."}
+{"text":"I think it's fair Euros get to name it, as there are thousands of native languages in the Americas (a few of which were in fact written pre-contact; the Spanish found Mayan codices to burn) and Euros who figured out it was one continent among many and first conceptualized it as a whole However, they should've picked a better name. Vespucci wasn't even a major explorer."}
+{"text":"bro, it was vespucci who was the first one to figure out that it was one continent. you're contradicting yourself. nobody has a better claim, especially not that idiot columbus."}
+{"text":"Should've named it Vinland"}
+{"text":"why do muslims make fun of christians having different splits when they have shia and sunni splits?"}
+{"text":"Pastor Bob Typical classist tradlarper, how Christlike."}
+{"text":"Ridiculously ignorant take. Try reading a few pages of European history next time"}
+{"text":"Mainstream Shiis is Twelver which is very far from Sunnism, Zaydi are basically exotic Sunnis but they are only in Yemen and the Houthis are moving towards the Iranian position because of geopolitical BS"}
+{"text":"They are still fighting over something that (if it was recorded accurately) happened more than 1400 years ago. I don't get it."}
+{"text":"Should Christians stop hating Jews because it was 2000 years ago?"}
+{"text":"When did you realize that he was right?"}
+{"text":"He was right in the sense that he jumped in front of a gun to justify a self-defence situation. Europe pre-Hitler was literally hyperborea"}
+{"text":"he was right that when he lost Europe would be flooded with blacks and browns He didn't say that."}
+{"text":"Racism was seen as perfectly normal everywhere back then. It was taking racism to the level of mass genocide by this imbecile that made it taboo."}
+{"text":"The only right thing this faggot did was killing himself."}
+{"text":"after my big milkers gf broke up with me"}
+{"text":"The baron of Holbach. This guy dropped a thousand page book on natural philosophy where he argued for the full on non-existence of god. This was in 1770, it was possibly the first time this had ever happened. Needless to say the book instantly gained extreme notoriety and garnered dozens of responses and refutations from all over Europe, though it also had fans such as the English poet Shelley who was utterly convinced by the contents of the book and immediately began work on an English translation. It even drew a response from Frederick the Great, king of Prussia, who commented: When one speaks in public he should consider the delicacy of superstitious ears; he should not shock anybody; he should wait till the time is sufficiently enlightened to let him think out loud."}
+{"text":"Retardations They have no idea of anything either; does that make everything fake?"}
+{"text":"He only did it while hidden behind a few pseudonyms, to be fair. But then again, still one of the first people to make a good case."}
+{"text":"Athiesm is the rejection of God or religion. All babies are born agnostic and with original sin, which is why they must be baptized."}
+{"text":"Today i learn that poland is christian saudi arabia"}
+{"text":"From a christian perspective, you're right. But atheism literally means without god. A baby has no knowledge of religion, nor affiliation, making them atheistic"}
+{"text":"God what a mess"}
+{"text":"not even close, it's about restoring medieval borders, but with the identities and ethnic maps formed during the ottomans ;) it's as schizo as it gets"}
+{"text":"Most of the Balkan ethnicities did exist during the Middle Ages, the ones that didn't are the exception rather than the norm."}
+{"text":"half of the countries in the balkans didn't even exist as an idea up until the 18th century. are you two from the balkans? you must be because there is no way anybody else could be this confused about this"}
+{"text":"God what a mess"}
+{"text":"of course I'm balk and I understand it better than you, it's a palimpsest of almost any brand of identity you can think of and perfectly unsolvable, it's gonna be war again soon and nothing will be solved. again."}
+{"text":"'The Morgenthau Plan' was a proposal to weaken Germany following World War II by eliminating its arms industry and civilian industry. This included the removal or destruction of all industrial plants and equipment in the Ruhr and included deporting millions of Germans to various labour camps across Europe to serve as war reparations mainly in the Soviet Union, French Empire, United States and British Empire. It was first proposed by United States secretary of the treasury Henry Morgenthau Jr. in a 1944 memorandum entitled Suggested Post-Surrender Program for Germany. While the Morgenthau Plan had some influence until 10 July 1947 (adoption of JCS 1779) on Allied planning for the occupation of Germany, it was not adopted. An investigation by Herbert Hoover concluded the plan was unworkable, and would result in up to 25 million Germans dying from starvation."}
+{"text":"It should have been done. Less whites and less anti-Semites in the world is always a good thing."}
+{"text":"The Morganthau plan didn't involve eradicating Pomerania or all of Silesia so it was actually more mild than what was implemented"}
+{"text":"Optimistic, tolerant, LGBT friendly, \"Kumbaya\" Secular Humanism is a worse fraud and more destructive than any religion and I'm tired of pretending it's not."}
+{"text":"Read some interviews on the topic. Einstein didn't even understand Spinoza and was clearly invoking him for cultural reasons."}
+{"text":"theists aren't united in not being atheists ???"}
+{"text":"you lost goy"}
+{"text":"Averroes is there"}
+{"text":"How did the concept of amazon or shield maiden ever come to be?"}
+{"text":"In tribal warfare common in Scythian, Celtic and Nordic societies, you often needed all the available bodies from a village or town to defend against raids and to raid the enemy back, and so, women would often used weapons to defend their homes and families in case of attack, or to avenge a family member."}
+{"text":"and so, women Not happened"}
+{"text":"sad how the 2000s leftist ideas influenced Gaspar de Carvajal's observations in the 1500s"}
+{"text":"Warrior women are among the most generic male fantasies. There are amazon illustrations and folklore about their supposed queendom in medieval manuscripts. The usual folklore placed the amazon queendom somewhere between Europe and India since that is where Alexander the Great met queen Thalestris according to legend, or they were said to be vassals to the Kingdom of Prester John."}
+{"text":"maybe there is a book called The Origin of Simpin'"}
+{"text":"During the reign of Reza Shah Iran sent out students to study in western universities to further modernise the country. The students instead came across right leaning conservative thinkers like Guenon, Heidegger, Evola etc. absorbing them and returning to iran full of trad larp ideas and they steered the country into 50 years of forced “based and redpilled” trad larp. The result is what you are seeing. Trad larp is a huge waste of time."}
+{"text":"Anything is better than them. Literal SUMKA is better than them"}
+{"text":"I live in Isfahan, fuck off"}
+{"text":"Balkanization Civil War without end in sight warlords calling the shots with no real plan The only reason that shit happened in Iraq was because of decades of ethnic tensions that exploded after Saddam’s fall. Meanwhile Iran has no such thing as they’re run by religious fanatics instead of ethnonationalists. ZOG Vassal state Colonization by Israel and US And you think that’s somehow worse than what we already have? Open-air extermination by expansionist neighbors Complete destruction of military coupled with forced deindustrialization Never gonna happen, especially when Iraq is a failed state and Afghanistan and Pakistan are run by idiots. Nuclear energy crisis ruins environment and instability deters any attempt to control it The environment is already being destroyed under the current government. Anything is better than theocracy. Hell even Stalinism would be preferable."}
+{"text":"All of them deserve death. After revolution they should be sent to labour camps and be forced to work until their body gives up and they die and then we burn the corpses and collect their ashes and pour it inside a dumpster landfill."}
+{"text":"When did the Internet come back Ali from LA?"}
+{"text":"No but really. How do Africans cope with their nonhistory??"}
+{"text":"Are you still trying to get mad over people not being chuds?"}
+{"text":"The Bantu people have an extremely rich history of conquest, art, and trade along the straight of Mozambique It's just not history to your personal standard so you can just dismiss whatever is presented to you baselessly"}
+{"text":"Dilate, stormtroon"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"At the end of the day the Bantus won and whites got mostly kicked out of South Africa, Nambia, and Rhodesia. White boys had control over an entire primitive continent and lost it within a few decades the few settler colonies got kicked out white boys never got their mini South Africa and they're still bitter about it"}
+{"text":"The problem of the authenticity of this document is secondary and must be replaced by the far more serious and essential problem of its truthfulness. Even if the Protocols were not authentic in the strictest sense, it is as if they were, because the facts demonstrate their truth; their correspondence with the guiding ideas of traditional and modern Judaism is incontestable."}
+{"text":"Posts like this are extremely popular on X with some of them reaching half a million likes at any given time, yet /his/ says this is all a myth and peaceful racially homogenous societies \"never actually existed\", and that the Europeans and Americans who speak of such things are living in la la land. Who is right?"}
+{"text":"Cool story sar, anyway don't you have some cow feces to roll in or something?"}
+{"text":"fifties Britain so barely 5 years after snowniggers were killing each other in literally the deadliest war in history? such peace..."}
+{"text":"i told you that from the start you add the rest of it lol,either way enjoy getting mind raped and ruined by the choices your own dumb politics will make you take,not that it matters you were raped from the start."}
+{"text":"you're just some little dalit freak who will never touch a white woman like you fantasize about."}
+{"text":"*reaches to his folder of 15 pics of coalburners that will pwn the timmy"}
+{"text":"Why did he cuckout and return Greenland to a country that lost WWII in 6 hours and had no navy because they accidently friendly fired their entire navy?"}
+{"text":"Something about a rules based order. Upholding international law, something like that. There would need to be a massive decade-long investment to build the roads, not to mention the actual mines, to extract stuff at a price way above current market levels. And then still be unable to process it due to China having 90% of the processing capacity. The real reason for the gamesmanship over Greenland is the fact that the Europeans are pushovers and would gladly allow the Chinese to build \"scientific\" bases everywhere without a single suspicion. Look at how they were denying the threat of Russia against Ukraine until it happened. If left in control, they would hand over the keys to the entire island to the Chinese without even realizing it, and be thanking them for taking it. The U.S. OTOH already de facto controls the island. They are the only ones with one relatively huge military base there, and used to have even more. So they've already been carrying the security burden, and they realize that investments are going to be needed to ensure everyone's safety against China and Russia. But before they make such massive monetary investments in the island's defense that are now necessary, they aren't about to allow Denmark to sell all of that out to the Chinese. Or for Denmark to let Greenland become independent, and then Greenlanders sell themselves out to the Chinese. In the past they were content with letting the whole international rules based order thing continue, and honestly, I think the Orange Man is too. And this is why the threats of just \"taking over by force\" is posturing to get them to the negotiating table, and this has resulted in Euros pearl clutching and shrieking that he's Hitler 2.0 as usual. But remember that Sweden and Finland were fine with not being in NATO, and so many other things used to be the case in the past... until they realized the threat. Sometimes the world situation changes, anon."}
+{"text":"If you look at a globe rather than a 2d map, you will find that American and Russia are actually very close to each other, and that goes through the Arctic."}
+{"text":"These people are propagandized 24/7 by social media and don't read books or go out of their way to get exposed to opposing viewpoints, they live in an alternate reality created by Russian trolling. Which is quite freaky, how easily a population can be subverted and convinced of anything."}
+{"text":"yuros and leafs act like homos on 4chan, faggot"}
+{"text":"the fuck happened in 2018"}
+{"text":"The general rule is Christians claim things from the bible are literal until science definitively proves they are not, then they become metaphorical. Before we had airplanes Christians believed heaven was literally in the sky. The rise of anti intellectualism is the greatest proof we have ever had that humanity needs to be culled."}
+{"text":"It is comforting to imagine that our world is just a little terrarium floating in God's bathtub. Sometimes I also like to think that there are only a few hundred real people in the entire world and that I could walk from one end of the sky-dome to the other in a month or two if I really wanted. Maybe one day I'll start a religion about it."}
+{"text":"I think literalism is a heresy, forsaking spiritual discernment."}
+{"text":"the entire Bible is purely metaphor and hidden meanings t. Lutheran"}
+{"text":"that humanity needs to be culled. if anybody gets culled it's gonna be you weakling"}
+{"text":"when they would have been branded as a heretic in the Middle Ages for saying this. so? galileo was branded a heritic for saying earth orbited the sun. i am not going to believe in fake things just because the writers of old scripture had to simplify things in order to make it understandable to primitive people"}
+{"text":"I cannot believe in your religion until I become convinced the supernatural exists. inb4 define supernatu- The supernatural is that which deals with conceptual causation. Example: a wizard creates a fireball by saying \"invocabo ignem\" while waving a magic wand."}
+{"text":"The point I’m making is this. Religions ask you to have faith in events and in the intentions of certain actors. Not even miracles can give you that. Coffee is for closers and miracles are for believers."}
+{"text":"I never asked for proof. I am simply telling you that belief in any sort of religion is a complete nonstarter for me until I become convinced that the supernatural exists. If such a thing were to happen, I would consider each religion on its own merits, but until such a time, the option is not even on the table. Btw this guy  is not me."}
+{"text":"Why not just consider religion on its own merits now and ask if it seems consistent given that the supernatural is real? You don’t have to see it to accept it as a hypothetical. Does Judaism make sense? Christianity? Islam? Buddhism? Hinduism? Start asking, if the supernatural is real, how did they know what is divine, what is beyond, what is good, what is bad. If it is revealed, then you trust in an unseen one’s testimony. If it is guessed, then by what means?"}
+{"text":"people who need convincing by the occurrence of the \"supernatural\" will never experience it being open minded is a gift, your missing out on so many wonders anon"}
+{"text":"Why not just consider religion on its own merits now It's pointless because until I come to believe in the supernatural, any religion is a complete non-starter for me. If it is revealed, then you trust in an unseen one’s testimony. There are ways to analyze such testimonies and compare heir merits and demerits. However, for me that's a useless exercise right now because I cannot believe in any of them until I come to believe in the supernatural. people who need convincing by the occurrence of the \"supernatural\" will never experience it That sounds like something an old gypsy would tell me to make me pay for a palm reading."}
+{"text":"How is this true when they took France and half of the USSR within weeks?"}
+{"text":"yeah man, all hitler had to do was draw a new set of arrows and click \"start operation\" just like in hoi4. really struggle to understand why he didn't do that"}
+{"text":"Soviets on why they won USA industry go brr Americans on why they won USA industry go brr Germans on why they lost USA industry go brr Bongs on why they won USA industry go brr Meanwhile tankies: U-ummm akkkktually it was because Nazis were gonna lose in two more weeks because Russia stronk bro i swear no one else mattered!!"}
+{"text":"France is small and the USSR traded space for time"}
+{"text":"When Germany was at its peak, as the Wehrmacht had crushed France and was dominating Russia, having already kicked Britain off the continent, was when all three of those other nations were at what may be the weakest point in their history at that point. That's what the Hitlerboos love to brag about, attacking other countries at their weakest and pretending that that made the Germans stronk."}
+{"text":"Allied / Axis GPD ratio was 3 to 1 at the Axis' best moment..."}
+{"text":"how did MLK get so eulogized even by cultural conservatives when he was in his last two years becoming increasingly radicalized and left wing? it was even the conservative icon Reagan who signed into law the bill making his birthday a national holiday."}
+{"text":"Good. I enjoy having a free paid day off."}
+{"text":"Imago Dei. Genesis 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."}
+{"text":"Could have swore that was revealed in some declassified files several years ago. Yes it was."}
+{"text":"In his own academic papers he casts significant doubt on the veracity of Scripture He plagiarized them though so they aren't his real thoughts."}
+{"text":"What caused the explosion in the popularity of Black men in the 20th century? Was it the good music?"}
+{"text":"can all of that be astroturfed it can, when the majority of the record labels is owned or controlled by one particular ethnicity."}
+{"text":"that's because you consume BBC porn heavily veiled and would inspect the penises you seriously believe that? you must be a retard"}
+{"text":"dude you sound incredibly mad right now ask me how i know you're white and got a small dick lol"}
+{"text":"yea i know you're addicted to bbc porn, it's ok buddy"}
+{"text":"lol you're white lmfao ahahhahahaha pathetic little white incel is scared of black guys hahahaha"}
+{"text":"In star trek there's something called the prime detective. It's where your not suppossed to help less developed cultures bc it can backfire. A stone age society cannot handle firearms much less lasers and nuclear bombs. Do you think european colonization was a mistake and ruined less advanced socities? Socities that cannot handle the modern world? Imagine if mexico or Sudan or Afghanistan never had access to banks or modern chemical factories or machine guns. Did the white man make a mistake thinking he could help his darker brothers and sisters? Would earth be better off if less advanced socities never had access to modern tech and medicine and weaponry?"}
+{"text":"That extends to their understanding of political power and economic systems at large. A lot of post-colonial Africa's problems exist because despite all the western education, the civilized African leaders went back home and started applying the western doctrines to extract wealth and resources to their own tribes. That is part of the reason why Congo and Liberia are so perpetually fucked, the different tribes inhabiting them see each others as literal foreigners and compete about getting to be the top dog whose tribe gets to be the master race oppressing everyone else."}
+{"text":"I wish more nations had distinctive ceremonial dresses, like this guy. International meetings would look so much more interesting, not just everyone wearing the same suit and tie."}
+{"text":"do you think european colonization was a mistake no, the point was to take land...they didn't care about the people"}
+{"text":"Wrong. They liked their labor."}
+{"text":"In the old days if you were a historian you recorded (made) history. Nowadays historians just fag about it."}
+{"text":"Start a War to save Poland Leave Poland to be occupied by brutal Soviet rule for 60 years ???"}
+{"text":"Start a war to prevent German continental hegemony Successfully prevent German continental hegemony ??? Even today many East Germans are nostalgic about living in the DDR Then why do the overwhelmingly vote AfD and not Die Linke?"}
+{"text":"Even today many East Germans are nostalgic about living in the DDR This is such a meme. The communist parties did not disappear from former warsaw pact countries, they continue to participate in contested elections. Yet not one country has put them back into power to reimplement socialism. If people really think things were so great then why is that? The East Germans don't even vote for left wing parties."}
+{"text":"The communist parties did not disappear from former warsaw pact countries, they continue to participate in contested elections. Yet not one country has put them back into power KSČ lives on"}
+{"text":"Nobody that has lived under communism likes communism, really makes you think."}
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+{"text":"Was Julius Caesar the worst person in history? During his campaign in Gaul, he killed one million and enslaved another million. The world population when he was alive was around 200-300 million, and the current population is 8.27 billion, meaning that if Caesar were alive today, his campaign would have killed at least 40 million and enslaved another 40 million."}
+{"text":"VAE VICTIS Lil Timmytorix shouldn't have sacked Rome, simple as"}
+{"text":"OP you are looking at retroactively invented stories by monks bored out of their minds. Caesar didn't exist nor did the setting. The world population when he was alive was around 200-300 million, lol imagine believing there's any sources at all on this"}
+{"text":"t. angry christkike ignoring contemporary sources and physical evidence"}
+{"text":"physical evidence on what? how do you prove there's less than one million or more than one billion souls alive millenia ago?"}
+{"text":"it's not like anyone back then was writing down the world population, but you don't need that, just look at the population graph and extrapolate backwards"}
+{"text":"Lets say the Kingdom successfully manages to repel Otto I and was allowed to stabilize itself at least in North Italy during the 10th Century: how much does the history of Medieval Europe change?"}
+{"text":"Why did China move their capital so far north where it was hyper vulnerable to the steppe? I understand Chang'an (xi'an) or luoyang since back in those days the steppe werent as dangerous but Beijing and Kaifeng was super close to the non han empires to the north. Isnt the economic heartland of China Nanjing and the Yangtze river? Why did they keep sticking to the yellow river?"}
+{"text":"You literally just shows that the Han had abandoned it for 1000+ years beginning from the Warring state period. Steppe chads saw a ruined shithole and built it up as glorious capital city. That's even more impressive"}
+{"text":"It was never abandoned, retard. It was used as a circuit/provincial capital after the Warring States was over."}
+{"text":"Where's the ruins and foundation if it was such huge cities before the steppe chads took over? The evidence of steppe-era Peking is there for everyone to see."}
+{"text":"If steppe chads are so superior then why steppe influenced nothern China and all steppe countries around it are shitholes?"}
+{"text":"Because nomadic culture have a hard time industrializing and existing in the 21st century. But modern steppe people still live way better lives than the average Chang. Mongolians have culture, their children do sports, hang around in beautiful nature, eat lots of meat, do traditional things and grow up with wife and kids (highest birth rate in East Asia) while average Chang toil from birth with no tradition and culture to lean on aside from cheap commericialized gacha shit, you can't even breed."}
+{"text":"If northern Chinese are master race and southern Chinese are subhumans then why all the richest most developed Chinese countries are southern Chinese while all northern China is irredeemable shithole?"}
+{"text":"you all rook the same anyway"}
+{"text":"Forgive my ignorance, are there people who consider it important that Jesus drew a picture of a fish? The point of the symbol is a reference to his miracles and teachings, not a recreation of any alleged drawing."}
+{"text":"straw thread. atheism has seen better days"}
+{"text":"I don't care. Bart D. Ehrman and LLMs say it was added much, much later. Why would I listen to you?"}
+{"text":"It's a representation of the magic charity of Christianity/god/jesus (fish/loaf) it is not a representation of god, or his power, as that would be doing a graven. And now that you mention it an outline decal of a French loaf would be hilarious and mean the same thing. That's like saying 3:16 is a religious symbol instead of a quote."}
+{"text":"we are loosing nuance in many many domains so that bots and AI can look better. This is an example of that contraction."}
+{"text":"Random question, but anyone remember a website that some anon posted that basically was like a historical news website, something like On this Day, but maybe more imitating the news websites? I think that anon mentioned that his father wanted to create a website like that, or he was helping him. Whatever is the case, I lost the link, and I artistically wonder what happened to it. If anyone even knows."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"the leader of the 2nd reich chimps out and fights the whole world the leader of the 3rd reich also chimps out and fights the whole world What are even the odds of this happening? Are krauts the most barbaric race in the world?"}
+{"text":"Austria-Hungary was the first country to declare war. Germany literally didn’t do shit it’s basically impossible to pin any blame on them, it’s impressive entente propaganda managed to trick so many."}
+{"text":"Poor old Germany. Too big for Europe, too small for the world. They had to shoot their shot."}
+{"text":"Germany's mistake... Lay in their automated mobilization system that was built to do the Schlieffen Plan and nothing else. Once the figurative Big-Red-Button-Of-War was pushed, manpower mobilization and equipment movement orders were automatically sent to the entire army to go to staging areas to equip and proceed on their assigned missions. All of which were designed to support knocking France out and none for showing the flag in the Balkans where the actual problem was. Their system was built like this because they expected France to be the ones to start shit and felt they needed the speed such a system offered so that France couldn't get too much of a jump on them"}
+{"text":"Not only did he not want to fight the UK - he respected them, and wanted an alliance with them. as dumb as claiming that China respects the USA"}
+{"text":"Sure, you know better, despite the fact that we have direct quotes from Hitler. Read Irving instead of Wikipedia."}
+{"text":"Why did the most twinkish Europeans resist Christianization the hardest?"}
+{"text":"it is written that they came from Greenland in ancient times and carried with them their fem bi esoteric traditions."}
+{"text":"most twinkish Europeans bro this is the most ogremaxxed region on the planet"}
+{"text":"Dude I look like a Chechen warlord."}
+{"text":"The missionaries from the East had Christianized quite a lot of Baltic coasts by that point, there just was not formal church presence."}
+{"text":"That's a flattering way to say you're fat and don't shave."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Marcion priority?"}
+{"text":"Could Paul mythicists be double-agents working for the Vatican to make questioning traditional Christian history look silly? Of course, I have no evidence of such a thing, but I can also say that I haven't heard the Vatican *denying* the accusation."}
+{"text":"Lol, TIL that there is a theory that 1 Clement is a 2nd century work pretending to be a 1st century work to serve an anti-Marcionite and anti-Gnostic agenda. If that can be argued well enough, I guess 1 Clement wouldn't be any good as evidence. But I still think the idea of Paul and his letters being invented by Marcion is too strange and unjustified, especially from things like the awkward damage control going on in Paul's letters in some places. For example, where he defends his right to accept financial support as an apostle (though he supposedly never used that right! Or so I think an interpolator would like us to think). Or where he mentions that a governer of Damascus tried to arrest him, but he doesn't specify why. It would also mean that the author of Acts had to make up Paul's whole history out of almost nothing, unless Marcion wrote a fictional proto-Acts for the Orthodox Acts to correct. And the Paul of the letters is a much more ordinary person than, say, the Jesus of the gospels. It might seem unlikely for someone to invent a crucified messiah, but at least Jesus has a cosmically-significant justification for his suffering which is at the very center of the religion. Meanwhile Paul gets a \"thorn in his flesh\" and has vision issues, but his only excuse for them not being miraculously cured is Jesus telling him, \"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.\" And this even though the gospel Jesus is miraculously curing people left and right. So I feel like in terms of the defense required, there's got to be at least two orders of magnitude of increased difficulty between Jesus mythicism and Paul mythicism."}
+{"text":"Who would even be spreading Christianity to the goyim effectively enough for it to become a huge topic of debate if not Paul?"}
+{"text":"I read Livesey's book and her arguments for the late dating of 1 Clement, Ignatius and Polycarp are poorly argued. They boil down to \"Lightfoot (1890) was wrong, and here's one or two recent papers (often by Vinzent) arguing Marcion made it all up, so let's ignore all of 20th century scholarship and date them late.\" Her supposed timeline: Marcion carries the Apostolikon, a collection of 10 letters never actually sent to any church/synagogue, to Rome in 144 AD. A bunch of Jews in Rome, eager to disassociate themselves from the failed Bar Kokhba revont that was crushed in 136 AD (but curiously having lived in peace in the imperial capital for a decade) start to kvetch that Marcion is a heretic to Judaism, but also accept the authority of a fictional, extremely unorthodox Paul they've never head of, because his letters insist you don't need circumcision to be a good Jew, a convenient excuse to drop the practice and start a new religion. The proto-orthodox church quickly modifies all Pauline epistles, reinforces their authority by more fictional works (the Pastorals and Hebrews, PolyPhil which presupposes the existence of 1 Tim, the Ignatian corpus of 7 epistles, including one to Polycarp, 1 Clement which knows Hebrews, 2 Peter, and Acts). This happens before the epistle of Barnabas (150 AD?!) which says that an evil angel started the practice of circumcision, Hegesippus' works that quote 1 Clem (150 AD) and Justin's Dialogue with Trypho (160 AD) are written, all within 15 years of Marcion's arrival. Specifically, her arguments that 1 Clem should be dated late are that the life of Pope Clement is legendary, that Rome didn't yet have a monarchical bishop before c. 150 AD, and that no church offered advice to another unless it presupposed its own superiority. The first two claims are true but irrelevant (1 Clem is anonymous), the last one silly because Roman letter-writers offered advice to their friends all the time regardless of perceived rank."}
+{"text":"don't really see why Marcion couldn't have removed that stuff if he viewed his version of Luke to be more faithful to the original. What both Marcion and Luke have that is shares with both Mark and Matthew is much bigger than what only Luke have that is shared with Mark and Matthew. Its a indirect proof that the Luke-only content is more recent than Marcion, Mark and Matthew. So its more likely that Luke added to Marcion than Marcion removed stuff from Like"}
+{"text":"a horde of beastly bigoted demons from prussian hell exterminate 30 million of your people Operation Barbarossa was an apocalyptic event. Thank the non-existent god the good guys won at the end."}
+{"text":"It would have been half of that if not for Stalins suicidal orders"}
+{"text":"The entire post is reddit, beginning to end"}
+{"text":"I've always thought that Germans got off lightly for what they did, not only they were allowed to still exists as an independent country (except for a small bit, the DDR) but also their war debt was pardoned"}
+{"text":"Their war against the Stalinist USSR was the only justifiable decision that Nazi Germany made. The world would’ve been saved from communism had Germany defeated the Soviets."}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"The Germanic tribes sparked the Roman Dark Ages for the next 500 years, started many holy wars during the Protestant Reformation, and created the pseudoscientific concept of race that would eventually corrupt Europe and the world. At the same time, they were rapidly creative and innovative in the arts and sciences. They produced some of the most brilliant classical and heavy metal musicians, made many breakthroughs in science and technology, and authored some of the most brilliant and entertaining forms of literature and arts that would only be rivaled by the Japanese. Is it just the sovlful individualistic faustian spirit in them?"}
+{"text":"Ango-Germans can become civilized, millions of them were once Roman. The Romans said this, they were innovative/creative because they rediscovered Rome."}
+{"text":"same reason north italian city-states were, there was a lot of urbanization and economic competition in northwest/central europe."}
+{"text":"created the pseudoscientific concept of race that would eventually corrupt Europe and the world. The pseudoscience you refer to was started by Moses Hess and later spread to others through people like Nietzsche who was influenced by Hess. Note that the original ideas of Moses Hess were just a permutation of Karl Marx, as he expounded pseudo-race-based class struggle instead of economic class-based class struggle of Marx. Both were catastrophically wrong."}
+{"text":"framing the germans as uncivilized barbarians in late rome is doing them a disservice, in many ways the germanic tribes were more sophisticated than the roman state that they conquered"}
+{"text":"Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin, often inseparable from one another."}
+{"text":"Why did you forsake us for a Middle Eastern god and his hippie son, white man?"}
+{"text":". \"Jesus is the white mans god!\" \" He's the God of all flesh. Whites only is heresy (bizarrely, it's indirectly from the Jewish Talmud. The Mark of Ham thing filtered back through the Jesuits and through the Muslims to Pharisee Ground Zero.) Posts of the Queen of the Ethiopians will continue until morale improves. Matthew 12:42 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here."}
+{"text":"you were weak"}
+{"text":"everything central to leftism is based on denying reality, even when it comes to confronting them on their own outspoken beliefs"}
+{"text":"At this point I think only Boomers and some Generation Jones older Gen X could think that worshipping a jealous jew god could believe it was mandatory to follow it, even if they're only cynically fellating rabbi scrotum sacks like a retarded dog for financial connections."}
+{"text":"shabbos goy Look at that reptile face, that creature is a kike, not a gentile"}
+{"text":"Timothy 2:11-12:But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. Why did men before agriculture listen to foids, and why did Patrician CHVDs stop that when agriculture and pastoralism arose?"}
+{"text":"My comment on chapter 2 of it had nothing to do with the veracity of the letter and more on the Temple to Artemis. Real question is if it can be considered a primary source."}
+{"text":"I think Hyppolitus was confused as to Moon deities, but likely was not a follower of Artemis, as there is no Moon goddess at the core of it all."}
+{"text":"Men do dumb things for pussy. The most powerful man is one who can see a pair of tits, like them, and then forget all about them."}
+{"text":"1 Tim has few takers in scholarship these days. The \"scholarship\" you are referring to already rejects the entire Bible anyway, anon. I don't see what the point of this exercise is."}
+{"text":"ALITHEIA"}
+{"text":"Ivan the Terrifying: murders his son himself Peter the Great: has his son executed Stalin: lets his son die in a German camp Well, at least they're getting softer"}
+{"text":"he was turkic not norse no relation to him, ivan iv was a bastard"}
+{"text":"add -ovich to Rurik (clearly norse name) Umm totally slavic you see"}
+{"text":"This is like arguing that English people with surnames like \"Collings\" are actually not ethnically English, there's like a thousand years between the Rurik line's establishment and the reign of Ivan the Terrible."}
+{"text":"he was turkic not norse What manner of wewuzzery nonsense is this? Take a hike, tork."}
+{"text":"Russisch? Een apentaal. Nouw Nederlands, dat is een taal voor echte mannen Wtf was his problem"}
+{"text":"Listens to a little girl's fever dream rambles Preaches it as truth The Jews adopt and modify it 190 years later hundreds of thousands are dead and no one does anything it and the most powerful nation in the world is reduced to a lapdog of a nation thirty times smaller than it. Why are the Irish like this?"}
+{"text":"He was English and had no Irish ancestry."}
+{"text":"The Jews adopt and modify it Those who claim to be Jews today have zero connection to the biblical Jews or Israel of ancient times."}
+{"text":"Why does Pakistani Bro makes judeochristians seethe so much here??"}
+{"text":"Suffering is guaranteed to happen in life I will have sex to bring a child into this world Why are natalists so retarded?"}
+{"text":"There are anti-natalists who think life is worth living once it is started. But disagree that lif is worth starting That’s called a contradiction. Now of course you have never had an autonomous thought in your life That’s called projection."}
+{"text":"Just as no one asks to be born, you also don't get to choose having a survival instinct. Being alive means suffering while having a built-in override module to prevent you from escaping, as well as a society that tries really hard to stop you. Where's my readily available quick and painless exit? Only Amerifats are lucky in that they can buy a shotgun and end it with a single trigger pull."}
+{"text":"Antinatalism is a philosophical view that procreation is morally wrong, arguing that bringing new sentient beings into existence causes inevitable suffering and is therefore an ethical harm, best avoided by choosing not to have children, as non-existence prevents suffering without depriving anyone of pleasure."}
+{"text":"Don’t kill yourself. Instead, you should get right with God. Read the Gospel of John"}
+{"text":"Suffering is good, life is a gift, and OP is a faggot. These are the three fundamental truths of our world."}
+{"text":"K"}
+{"text":"All politicians only use the inertia of the publics opinion and public energy for his own benefit and power. Literally no politician ever believes in what he does, they believe in power, wealth and fame."}
+{"text":"it is proof jews are master manipulators, that they can convince a literal nazi kidnappers to get him new furniture"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the proof that they didn't really believe their ideology? No, they did. The elites of the Nazi party were literally zionist, so it makes perfect sense. Look up the Haavara agreement (1933-1938) for example. The only people who identified to be Jews who they didn't like were the communist ones, and that's because their zionist financiers didn't like them either. Note that I am personally strongly against both ideologies. I'm just pointing out facts."}
+{"text":"populist says shit people wanna hear picks their pockets and shakes hands with enemies behind their backs No, that's exactly how socialism works."}
+{"text":"The 2nd amendment is supposed to produce this and not school shootings."}
+{"text":"I'm white Then why simp for a country that's working hard to have fewer people like you?"}
+{"text":"letting the federal government violate your constitutional rights in order to \"btfo the niggers\""}
+{"text":"I don't simp for yurop what the fuck are you talking about you retarded tranny?"}
+{"text":"I don't simp for yurop lol, so you're just like a cynical leftist pretending not to understand the other side's talking point. No wonder this country sucks ass when it gives rights to stupid faggots like you."}
+{"text":"you are one seething yuro thirdy troon. I won't give up my guns, tranny"}
+{"text":"I'm so glad I never have to see this Christian piece of shit on my YouTube feed preaching about Jesus ever again. Hahahahaha! Hail Satan!"}
+{"text":"spend all day wishing death on everyone you don't like from niggers to leftists to Jews to anyone who doesn't suck Hitler's dick Do you people unironically think this is what he did or is it just a rationalization after the fact?"}
+{"text":"No, it's what terminally online rightoids do all day. Kirk himself was basically just a mouthpiece for Israel's interests. Which makes it all the more slimier that they pretend they never hated him for it or mocked TPUSA."}
+{"text":"see"}
+{"text":"Charlie Kirk wasn't killed for being an Israel shill, he was killed for being a \"nazi\" (or at least that's what many of the people who celebrate his death say). If he was a \"nazi\" who deserved to die then so do tens of millions of Americans, that's why even Israel-critical right wingers rallied around him post-mortem. But I have a feeling you already understood that."}
+{"text":"he still believe that the scrawny white troon kid did it I want to make it clear that I don't celebrate his death. He wasn't some radical who wanted to establish the 4th Reich. He was basically just a liberal from 25 years ago. I'm just pointing out that this website of all places was full of faggots crying about \"leftist political violence\" when all they do here is constantly talk about killing niggers and political opposition violently."}
+{"text":"Every place they have been welcomed in turned against them for no reason at all across the span of more than two thousand year It was always due to envy and lying and coincidence They were always honest and good and wholesome even though you can find mention of them doing sins in their holy book The accusation of misantropy, blood rituals and cannibalism were all fake even if the holy book says they practiced them And even though they were accused of poisoning wells the first thing they did was literaly put poisons inside their new host wells in 1948"}
+{"text":"The things whites have written about non-Whites throughout the 16th-19th century is literally word for word exactly the same as what the Talmud says about goyim. The people who write and follow the Talmud are and have always been filthy sodomites. This is because that's what the Talmud teaches and endorses. The fact that they are sodomites sets them apart as a uniquely abominable and despicable group. They are also the ones who ran the vast majority of the trans-atlantic slave ships as well, and today they are responsible for the most perverse and grotesque filth that comes from Hollywood as well. They are horrible filthy sodomites and always have been."}
+{"text":"they WANT to be oppressed, actually"}
+{"text":"didn't like being reminded that he essentially treats non whites the same way jews treat him Looks like I struck a nerve."}
+{"text":"I'm just posting here setting the facts straight, anon. You are giving me all the reason I need to do so."}
+{"text":"if its okay to sacrifice children to other Gods except molech Only if the other god offers more shekels."}
+{"text":"Favorite school of historiography? I'm partial to counterfactual, conceptual, environmental and cultural history. For major schools, Annales is my favorite."}
+{"text":"Looks a like a better looking version of my brother's wife."}
+{"text":"Eve Sweet Exquisite taste, she’s way too cute to be doing porn."}
+{"text":"is that summerxiris"}
+{"text":"I'm not into ugly wogs."}
+{"text":"I like when she sticks her tongue out"}
+{"text":"What were they doing in Sodom to displease God before being destroyed?"}
+{"text":"Puccian things."}
+{"text":"Retarded /pol/tranny"}
+{"text":"its true, you illiterate mongrel"}
+{"text":"this is my hapa son and he's taking a nap"}
+{"text":"were medieval builders smart? if you walk over to a construction site these days you will see the dumbest motherfuckers you've ever met but surely back in the day they actually had to know what they doing in order to build castles and shit right?"}
+{"text":"I'm smarter than every gangstalker you're all retarded trannies you'd have to be a literal retard to rape my mind and gangstalk me every second of every day and somehow convince yourself that that's not evidence of your inferiority. If you're devoting your time and effort to rapingthe mind of a \"retarded golem\" to harass, terrorize, abuse, threaten him for literally anything he thinks about then what does that say about you retard. The ONLY reason for you to rape my mind and gangstalk me is because you're scared and jealous, if I was a retarded golem you wouldn't care what I think you retarded tranny"}
+{"text":"I can't find source now, but I remember reading about some medieval French bishop whining about how lazy and unmotivated his builders are. Which might also be the good old \"nobody wants to work anymore\" whining by the wealthy stretching back all the way to medieval time"}
+{"text":"Define \"smart\". Your average worker today knows more about tools and math than the average peasant 1000 years ago. But you only need one \"smart\" person to plan the design, and a group of obedient workers to follow the plan."}
+{"text":"Do they? How much knowledge do you need to press a button on the latest Dewalt gadget?"}
+{"text":"As someone who's actually done a fair amount of manual labor, most manual laborers legitimately don't know jack shit and are genuinely dumb as rocks. It's rare to find a guy who actually cares a lot about his craft. Most of them are only doing that job because they can't get other jobs and they need to feed their addictions. You'll find them buying smokes, beer, scratch-off lotto tickets, etc. with their meager funds and not doing much else."}
+{"text":"Why is every single Youtube academic some uptalking faggot who just reinforces whatever the current thing narrative is?"}
+{"text":"Youtube academic I think you answered you're own question OP."}
+{"text":"Youtube academic Pick one."}
+{"text":"Because the others all got banned about a decade ago whenever Trump was running and Pewdiepie did the edgy stuff and all the advertisers started pulling their funding."}
+{"text":"Just go read journal articles from Jstor or something, why are you consuming edutainment slop for babbies and complaining that it's bad?"}
+{"text":"The problem with philosophy is that it doesn't use the scientific method, so there is no good way to separate the good philosophy from the bad. So people just argue and argue without ever coming to a conclusion"}
+{"text":"blocks your path"}
+{"text":"Fuckin gottem"}
+{"text":"The problem with philosophy is that it doesn't use the scientific method It can, it's called Scientism, or the belief that the scientific method should take precedent within the context of philosophy or metaphysics, it should be noted that while there is some overlap, scientism is not necessarily the same as naturalism, which is the belief that the natural world is sufficient for describing our reality, but still allows for speculative metaphysical discussion."}
+{"text":"Science is a philosophy."}
+{"text":"The scientific method was invented by a philosopher (Descartes) and Meditations was written in such a way where that method was applied to metaphysics- Cogito(self) MUST necessarily exist as a base to start from, mathematics and arithmetic must exist whereas all other fields have some level of dubiousness to them, animals lack intellect due to parrots being unable to form sentences Descartes came to wrong conclusions but what he wrote was an actual attempt at implementing scientific method to an extremely dubious field of skepticism which is metaphysics"}
+{"text":"White French women played a very influential role in the Haitian Revolution. Many of these women had a fetish for BBC and financed the revolution with the goal of creating a sexual paradise. After the revolution, white women were protected by the constitution, while white French men were banned from setting foot on Haitian soil. Haiti's first constitution (1805) under Jean-Jacques Dessalines famously barred white men from owning land but made specific exceptions, allowing white women who were already naturalized Haitians Article 13 of the 1805 Constitution of Haiti (the first constitution after the declaration of independence) specifically addresses the status of white women in the context of the new nation's racial and property laws"}
+{"text":"Always"}
+{"text":"Fake. Haitians hate mulattoes."}
+{"text":"Haiti is a great cautionary tale about the hell created everywhere without white rule. Let us all pray sincerely that such a hell does not spread to consume every corner of the earth."}
+{"text":"The Spanish did it before. Juan Garrido (c. 1480 – c. 1550) was an Afro-Spaniard of Kongo origin conquistador known as the first documented Bantu person in what would become the United States. Born in the Kingdom of Kongo in West Central Africa In the late 1520s, Garrido married Francisca Ramírez, a Spanish woman. The status of his spouse suggests that Garrido’s attempts to improve his status and economic position were successful. The couple would have three children Nabo was the African court dwarf at the court of King Louis XIV of France. He was a favorite of Queen Maria Theresa of Spain, Louis' wife, who enjoyed his company and played peek-a-boo with him. In 1667, he had an affair with Maria Theresa, resulting in the birth of a black baby. Louis decided to have the child passed off as dead, but he instead send Alexandre Bontemps to deliver the illegitimate child to a nunnery to be raised as a nun there. He then had Nabo murdered Louise Marie-Thérèse, also known as The Black Nun of Moret (c. 1658 – 1730), was a French nun and the subject of accounts from the 18th century in which she was claimed to be the daughter of the Queen of France, Maria Theresa of Spain"}
+{"text":"Apologize."}
+{"text":"No. He mostly flopped."}
+{"text":"Non."}
+{"text":"How many Jews actually follow the Talmud?"}
+{"text":"All of them to some extent None of them completely"}
+{"text":"I know 1"}
+{"text":"Why did the democrats secede in 1860 instead of having district level judges block the president's executive orders on slavery?"}
+{"text":"Ironically secession, if it had succeeded, would have made it even easier for the North to strangle slavery via economic decoupling. The Union instituting a total ban on trade with the Confederacy (something wasn't even accomplished during the Civil War as civilian merchants on both sides continued to operate) and encouraging other countries to take similar measures would have devastated the Southern economy as much as the Emancipation Proclamation did."}
+{"text":"It had become clear that the Mexican cession was desert land useless for plantation agriculture and would become free states."}
+{"text":"And should the South had won, then they'd still have to deal with a massive enemy nation right to their north which would undoubtedly smuggle in countless guns to the enslaved and work to expand the underground railroad to a far greater degree. It's hard to imagine slavery being very effective at all in places like Tennessee or Virginia where escape or guerilla warfare would be impossible to stop. Outside of horrific brutality which would likely cause Europe to embargo the south. I don't think it would be unlikely that after the first few elections there starts to be further secessionist movements in say Texas to escape from the CSA's rules and international reputation, and movements in much of the Confederacy to actually leave the CSA and rejoin the Union"}
+{"text":"to expand slavery to the territories that hasn't yet become states why though?"}
+{"text":"which would undoubtedly smuggle in countless guns to the enslaved and work to expand the underground railroad to a far greater degree. The American education system, everyone. The slave \"rebellions\" in the south rarely involved more than a dozen people and they were hunted down like dogs by the kind of people who then became the reason why the NRA, boys scouts etc. were founded(horrid shots and piss poor soldiers all around) achieving nothing. The underground railroad was also something that functioned solely because it was difficult to push for harsh treatment of people involved with it. Few hangings and only a couple of zealots would be willing to risk partaking in it. I know these things get blown out of proportions in American internal propaganda but it's just that, propaganda."}
+{"text":"Since the Soviet attack on Japan is probably what forced them to surrender, does that mean the atomic bombings were mostly useless and therefore war crimes?"}
+{"text":"The Soviets were not capable of mounting an invasion of Japan. They did not have the ships and they knew it."}
+{"text":"The Soviets did invade japanese territory and were going to capture most of the japanese army still on the continent as well as millions of japanese living there. The longer the war went on also increased the chances of a joint occupation of Japan or worse the possibility of a communist revolution in the country."}
+{"text":"He only mentioned the bombings in the surrender broadcast"}
+{"text":"And he only mentioned the soviet invasion in his speech to the army. Your point?"}
+{"text":"He saved not just europe but the entire world by exterminating prussiapes"}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his autistic fixation on wine about? I remember reading that Castro was obsessed with milk too. Does being a communist just require a degree of autism to believe?"}
+{"text":"His decision to genocide Prussia was true justice and wisdom"}
+{"text":"He was simply a classy dude. Castro was the weirdo."}
+{"text":"Stalin saved the world from mass murder and torture of children, global starvation, nazi breeding camps spitting out disgusting inbreed freaks and endless warfare"}
+{"text":"he's georgian, please understand"}
+{"text":"Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing. Always shitposting, never working. BEANERS"}
+{"text":"daily reminder that chikaner (OP) LARPs as a mexican on /his/ then makes these threads bitching about mexicans"}
+{"text":"ching chong ming bing poster on every Imjin thread"}
+{"text":"Brown people in general are awful posters. And the pseudo-Asians like Russians. Those should all be banned."}
+{"text":"surprised cumgenius hasn't shown up"}
+{"text":"he does this on /sp/ also"}
+{"text":"there is an extinct genus of reptile whose legs shot straight down, instead of out and down therefore God doesn’t exist"}
+{"text":"Evolution is a hoax created by the elites to trick people into going to hell"}
+{"text":"lmao what the FUCK is that pic, christjews are truly retarded"}
+{"text":"It’s something an atheist made to mock Christ."}
+{"text":"The Genesis creation account claims that god created birds and marine animals on day 5, but land animals on day 6. But dinosaurs, despite being land animals, were essentially flightless proto-birds. It also has both light and the oceans being created before the sun."}
+{"text":"There's a myth spread by tankies, and anti-Chinese people that CCP is made out of or close to Manchus, Koreans, Mongols (citizens of China). During the 1930s, the CCP massacred Koreans in the Minsaedang incident even before they took power. In the Cultural Revolution, the CCP massacred Koreans and Mongols and Manchus. Koreans were slaughtered in Yanbian in 1967 by Red Guards who threw their corpses into trains to North Korea. Mongols were slaughtered, butchered wholesale for three whole years in 1967, 1968, 1969 by Red Guards in the Inner Mongolia incident. There was sodomy and rape involved too. Manchus were slaughtered and humiliated by Red Guards at the same time. Manchu Lao She was forced to commit suicide in Beijing in 1966 by Red Guards After Deng Xiaoping took power, Deng refused to exempt Manchus, Koreans and Mongols from population control Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Did you know what Meiji Japan did to Japanese castles and temples and culture after westernising and what King Henry VIII did to England's monasteries and literature and what French revolutionaries did to French history and architecture and what Napoleon's army did to Spain and Portugal's historical relics? Cool. None of that changes the fact that the Communist Party destroyed Chinese culture. I am totally against what Henry did, I despise the French Revolution, and shame on Napoleon for what he did ti Iberia. You’re sort of arguing with a ghost here, because both of your rebuttals seem to be against implications that you think I was making, but I wasn’t. We are in agreement"}
+{"text":"Mong"}
+{"text":"Add Ukrainians, testing other (Russian speaking) Ukrainians by demanding they pronounce palyanitsa, which is hard for Russian exclusive speakers."}
+{"text":"it's just bad faith argumentation. western liberals attack china for being \"fascist\" while conservatives attack them for being \"cucked\", neither actually cares what is true. they do the same thing to russia."}
+{"text":"This kills the troon and the fag."}
+{"text":"You're a faggot"}
+{"text":"I would accept this understanding of God if God was a demiurgic figure who wrestled with an alien, chaotic material world that is gradually falling under his complete and utter authority. From darkness to light, chaos to order, war to peace. This understanding is even reflected in the story of Yahweh slaying Leviathan in Isaiah. This would mean that God is transcendent in essence and immanent in energies, utterly alien to the material world, perfectly good, and that the world was not created ex nihilo but that all we see is a consequence of God causing phenomenal forms through laws and processes. It would explain the irrationality, informational distortion, and gradual development of understanding expressed in the Hebrew Bible, New Testament, and Qur’an. An entity whose goodness is perceived as both good and evil since all forms that are imperfect must necessarily be subject to laws that injure them."}
+{"text":"Christianity is when you hate faggots"}
+{"text":"another male's AIDS ridden anus is a temptation for me Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"the retards did NOT like that they were dismantled that quickly"}
+{"text":"When I search \"Paul\" in google I get an alien from some movie. Meanwhile Paul the apostle is arguably the most important person in history. He created and propagated Christianity proper tailored for the Gentiles. Without Paul there is no modern West. No modern Latin America. No modern South Africa. Yet I get some UFO from Google if I don't specify \"saint\"."}
+{"text":"I get an AI summary saying \"Paul\" most commonly refers to the apostle Paul, then the apostle Paul's wikipedia page, then then the imdb page for the alien movie."}
+{"text":"Tried googling 'saul of tarsus THE JEW', and I got zero aliens"}
+{"text":"Muh joos Amon: Greeks created the Kike cult Christcunt: No it's the chosen joos Amon: Where's your evidence? Where's their literature, philosophy, science etc.. Christcunt: All their advanced abstract ideas and forms were burned to the ground by Assyrians and Babylonians, we got nothing and out of that nothingness we strongly believe they are telling the TRUTH and are God's chosen people. Please remember to use Biblical methodologies if you want to interpret the OT & NT. Thank you come again."}
+{"text":"Paul didn’t create Christianity, God did"}
+{"text":"That's because \"Paul\" itself is a generic name and people looking it up are probably more interested in the movie than the ancient religious figure You won't get this problem if you looked up \"Saint Paul\" because it's specifying him instead of any random Paul"}
+{"text":"Im looking for any images of third world propaganda or political cartoons,"}
+{"text":"Venezuela being weird"}
+{"text":"read up on famous irish person Look up early life born into an anglican family.... why is this so common?"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Jesuits managed to create Joyce."}
+{"text":"Most of the Irish upperclass were loyalists"}
+{"text":"Not getting conquered by Rome was the worst thing that ever happened to Ireland. Micks missed out on 500 years of development and have never caught back up."}
+{"text":"The Irish weren't even conquered by the Celts. They are stone age people, like subsaharan Africans."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is existence? I turned 25 a few months ago and I don't know if anything is truly real since the only way to know whether anything is real or not is through our brain which can be easily squashed like a watermelon. How the fuck is any of this happening? Does reality even exist even when we're dead or does reality only exist in the human mind and we only know it through our 5 senses?"}
+{"text":"the only thing you can be sure of is that you exist. just kidding, the only thing i'm sure of is that i'm imagining you"}
+{"text":"Yes, reality exists. It existed before your squishy brain was constructed inside your mother, and it will continue to exist after it deactivates and crumbles to dust again. You're here to experience it for a short time. Why? No one knows. You can cope by believing in religion if it makes you feel better. But how do you know that? You can only make an assumption due to our squishy brain, outside of the brain it's probably impossible to know if reality exists beyond our 5 senses"}
+{"text":"It took 25 years for OP to gain sentience grim"}
+{"text":"solipsism is fucking annoying you remind me of my schizophrenic friend who, in his bad phases, is convinced he's the only real person and everybody else is god torturing him, which like, how do you argue against?"}
+{"text":"The mind isn’t caused by the brain and experience is epistemologically valid. Read Edward Kelly"}
+{"text":"Willie Darden was the 18th person executed by Florida since 1976. He murdered a store clerk during a robbery in Lakeland in 1973 and the crime itself was less notable than how he set a record for the longest time spent on death row prior to execution in the United States to date. Darden, an African-American, was born in Snow Hill, North Carolina on June 1, 1933 and grew up with the usual hardships of a black family in the Jim Crow South. His father was a car mechanic and his mother was only 15 when he was born. She died giving birth to his brother two years later and Willie spent much of his childhood as a farm laborer, only able to attend school sporadically; he only went to the 8th grade. Darden's first brush with the law happened at 15 when he stole from a mailbox and was sent to juvenile detention. He was released after turning 18 but could not find work and got arrested again for check forgery, which got him a four year prison sentence. Darden accumulated numerous offenses over the years, including assault, theft, forgery, and attempted rape. The last happened in Florida in 1968 when he was convicted of the attempted rape of an elderly white woman and got 20 years in prison. Darden was out on furlough when the crime that put him in the state's electric chair happened. Although he was married, his wife lived in North Carolina and had not seen him since he went to prison and after getting out on furlough he had a live-in mistress. Darden also used his girlfriend's car to drive around Lakeland and patronize bars and pool halls in violation of his furlough terms."}
+{"text":"The robber also demanded Turman's wife perform oral sex on him but she refused and btw the girl in the photo is not the same wife, he was married 3x per findagrave (details on there provided by his sister-in-law)"}
+{"text":"This. Thank you."}
+{"text":"OP you can't bump your own thread."}
+{"text":"Loser."}
+{"text":"18301839 phoneposter Alright, we are done here."}
+{"text":"What \"race\" are Indians? Why do they look like that? We know Chinese have slit eyes because they survived the harsh Siberian winter, we know Africans have big noses because they had to breathe in humid jungles. And we know why Europeans have pale skin and thin noses because they had to evolve in cold climate with little Sun. But what is the reason for the Indian phenotype? Why do they look like that? It's like this mixture of dark skin combined with some aspects of Western facial features but not fully."}
+{"text":"Rollan"}
+{"text":"She comes from the Bunt community who were upper class landed gentry & warriors. Being higher caste always equates with being fair skinned"}
+{"text":"schizo alert lol"}
+{"text":"For all the different boards 4chan claims to have it really just comes down to whining about getting no bitches, jabbering over who's white, general self pity, trolling, generals and porn. There's maybe 0.1% of threads that couldn't be slotted into one of those and it stays consistent across all boards. There is no distinction between them, you get the same experience on each board."}
+{"text":"What brought this on lol"}
+{"text":"This place would've been interesting to see in its hay day. Why did they leave? What was it's primary purpose? Who were the people here and where did they come from?"}
+{"text":"They were built because the area was defensible and a lot wetter/more fertile. They were abandoned because of the 40 year drought in the region in like 1290 ad. The pueblo were originally a quasi nomadic group roving the four corners region who are probably mostly from new mexico. There's a youtube channel called desert drifter or somethihg that goes into some of these if you want to see them."}
+{"text":"They've discovered proteins that only occur in human flesh in the human feces there. If they wanted to \"have you for dinner,\" they meant it."}
+{"text":"Is Heaven or hell a real place or mental projection of dying people… like trick of mind. Why does Hell exist if torture and punishment doesn’t really change behavior as observed in most living human beings"}
+{"text":"The \"Enjoy Hell\" anon is a baptist, he believes that everyone who isn't a baptist is going to hell. He might even believe that most baptists also go to hell, given all the different branches of that denomination."}
+{"text":"He hasn't been baptized and anointed properly to Christ love."}
+{"text":"God doesn't love everybody. In fact, he hates you. Then He's not omnibenevolent, a fundamental attribute of the Christian God according to most Christians, thus making you a Hellbound heretic Oops!"}
+{"text":"The Black Baptist Church can take care of that"}
+{"text":"Enjoy Hell anons. Burn (Energy) will come to you, but only if you Sin™"}
+{"text":"Are cats mindless automatons?"}
+{"text":"cats are extraterrestrials"}
+{"text":"No, on the contrary, cats have extremely variable personalities, one might be lazy and just sleep all day, one might not like hugs while the other loves it, one might meow less than others le doggerinos are closer to being automatons because they're all loud, ugly, smelly and bipolar"}
+{"text":"intellect ravaged by centuries of mom-son incest love dogs hate cats Not surprised"}
+{"text":"Old Kingdom pyramids whose core masonry has been exposed clearly show that there was a stepped core structure that was then filled with limestone and finally finished with the smooth casing stones. There's also the logical chronological progression from Djoser's step pyramid to the Sneferu's smooth sided pyramids to the Giza pyramids. Why hasn't anyone developed a pyramid construction theory based on this \"step pyramid first\" approach? Instead every pyramid construction theory has them built the entire structure course by course."}
+{"text":"what do you mean, there are several that are known to have been built this way"}
+{"text":"That's my point, we know that there is a stepped core in all of them but no one's worked out a construction theory with the \"step pyramid first, then fill it to make it smooth\" approach."}
+{"text":"You're talking about the technique used in the Meidum pyramid, where there was a step pyramid core that was filled in and then encased. That method was not repeated, probably meaning it failed relatively shortly after it was completed."}
+{"text":"Pic in the OP is a cross-section of Menkaure's pyramid by Maragioglio and Rinaldi who did the latest comprehensive surveys at Giza in the 1960s. They unequivocally state that there is a stepped structure forming its core based on what can be observed from the gash made by medieval Muslims, and Howard Vyse's tunnel through it into the very center of the pyramid. There is obviously a stepped core inside it. Some of the satellite queen's pyramids at Giza also show a stepped structure, and it's highly likely they were all finished smooth to be true pyramids."}
+{"text":"Is it true that white Americans carry much more yamnaya than Europeans (Largely due to northern English, Irish, Northern German, northern dutch, etc descent) And that explains why Europeans are mostly farmer cuckolds and cowards while Americans are conquerors and colonizers?"}
+{"text":"Americans are only like 20% northern European at most bruh"}
+{"text":"yeah we totally won in 'nam. our kda was higher so we got more points even though the north conquered the south the only reason we didn't win harder is because the JEW COMMIE LIBTARD TRAITORS stabbed our brave boys in the back as they invaded neutral countries with no congressional or public oversight"}
+{"text":"I am white! says paco the obvious turd worlder that hasn't left his mother's basement in 6 months"}
+{"text":"Nordic steppe isn't particularly high. It peaks in Ireland. Nordics have high EHG via SHG admix and Baltic That's probably why they are less masculine and warlike than continental Germanics instead being longhoused faggots like swedes"}
+{"text":"Nordic genes are dominant. When you breed a Nordic with an Italian the kid looks Nordic."}
+{"text":"Why are there no approved translations/research/translations of vedas and other indo Aryan manuscripts? One would assume a religion that claims to have more than a billion followers would have more scholarship into this"}
+{"text":"Hindus don't really care about the Vedas. It's later texts like the Upanishads, the Puranas, and the Mahabharata and Ramayana that they draw their practices from. Also there are thousands of translations of Indian texts/manuscripts. What do you mean by \"approved\"? There's no single authority for Hinduism. There are some critical editions of texts though from academic institutions."}
+{"text":"What evolutionary advantage was there historically to be shorter other than less caloric need? It seems exclusively to be a survival mechanism for starvation"}
+{"text":"Faster and more resilient horse and cart riding. Cultures originating this were tall. Lesser surface area for arrows and bullets to wound you. Returning soldiers were taller than the conscripts indicating better odds of survival."}
+{"text":"Shorter women will prefer him over very tall men. lmao nope. pure manlet cope"}
+{"text":"Variation in general is good for a population since it allows the population as a whole to be more adaptable, but often there isn't a detriment in that variation, so it doesn't matter in terms of selection. Evolution doesn't happen to individuals, it happens to populations. Trying to analyze it on a individual level is typological thinking that's completely fucking useless. Read a book, dipshit."}
+{"text":"Is that really a disadventage?"}
+{"text":"honestly, why should anyone care what women desire anyways? we're physically stronger and could beat them in a fight. then its sexy time."}
+{"text":"How would the pharao have felt seeing the art inside Saddam s palace?"}
+{"text":"Grok"}
+{"text":"Hello Rajesh"}
+{"text":"an american would not say pharao"}
+{"text":"Why would an Iraqi warlord dictator base an image off irrelevant ancient Egypt compared to his nations historical ancestor?"}
+{"text":"Mesopotamia has had chariots before horses dumbass. It was something introduced into Egypt by the Hyksos"}
+{"text":"Why did the Spanish mix with the natives and the blacks but the English didn't?"}
+{"text":"Yanks would be absolutely shocked to land in Germany and see a brunette lmao"}
+{"text":"Tell that to Guatemala which throughout history has consistently been more than 50% indigenous but has never had an indigenous president Also Benito Juarez was the ONLY indigenous president of Mexico"}
+{"text":"Yes, Argentina, Uruguay and South Brazil were settler areas. The natives in these regions were (largely) exterminated by the Portuguese & Spaniards, and the independent governments that succeeded them. Then the Great European Migration of the 19th Century impacted this region greatly. Receiving more Euro immigrants than anywhere else outside the USA. So you can find a large European descended population in this area. About 60% of Argentinians and 78% of Uruguayans are unmixed Europeans. Brazilians around 35% IIRC. Going by genetic testing not self-identification bs. The Spanish adopted different policies in different regions, not out of the goodness of their hearts, but as I explained here  they adapted to the conditions of a given region. It was not feasible to genocide the millions of peoples that inhabited the Inca Empire or Mesoamerica. Even if they had wanted to kill them all, they couldn't have. These people, with advanced societies, were more useful as integrated vassals, their social structures were co-opted by Spaniards and incorporated into the Spanish Colonial Empire. However, in Brazil, or the La Plata basin (Argentina & Uruguay), the natives were hunter gatherers (low population density) and often quite aggressive, so the Spanish and the successor states decided to simply clear them out or drive them to the margins beyond the unsettled frontier. While in Hispaniola or Cuba, they literally enslaved all the natives and worked them to death until not a single Taino or Carib was left. So the politicies of the Spanish and Portuguese depended on the area on which they settled, not just their cultural idiosyncrasy. They never had racial segregation but they did feature genocide, slavery, and abuse of native peoples in a myriad of ways. These Hispanista narratives are not serious to anyone that knows a bit of history."}
+{"text":"all of the ruling class in all latin american crountries are also brown mutts I will say this is true, even in Argentina, funnily enough, the middle classes are much whiter than the criollo elites, since they descend from recent European immigration whereas the criollos with famous pedigree surnames (\"my family was on the Mayflower\" type shit) have been in South America for much longer so they had more chance to mix. Pic related is famous polo player Nacho Figueras (upper class and clearly mixed)..."}
+{"text":"... while pic related is ghetto-type musician \"El Polaco\". (Originally lower class though now doing well because of his music)"}
+{"text":"Muhammad banned adoption only because he wanted to marry the wife of his adopted son Zayd. So he then said adoption should be banned and Zayd was no longer his son. Pre-Islamic Arabs practiced adoption all the time."}
+{"text":"Zaynab bint Jaḥsh and Zayd ibn Harithah."}
+{"text":"Cuckstianity?"}
+{"text":"Cucks"}
+{"text":"Why though?"}
+{"text":"I wonder what goes through the minds of people who create memes like this?"}
+{"text":"implying"}
+{"text":"To find who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"}
+{"text":"you worship the body of Christ must worship nothing you believe the spirit came into the flesh, making possible what you call civilization, and such people as they are were called to unite, forming the one true embodyment of God upon the earth with a mandate to live and rule forever with all possible authority you have been deceived, as many have, into thinking that the worship of the jew's devil is christianity"}
+{"text":"pwned!"}
+{"text":"the body of Christ must worship nothing If you don’t worship him, then you wouldn’t believe him to be a god you have been deceived, as many have, into thinking that the worship of the jew's devil is christianity Then denounce the entire Old Testament"}
+{"text":"salvation in Christ requires the worship of nothing"}
+{"text":"simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize 6 year olds with leukemia"}
+{"text":"Which Greek god was the biggest asshole?"}
+{"text":"Sure thing, anon. “better life outcome” equals “enjoyed sex” By that logic political hostages “enjoyed” captivity forced marriages were romantic war brides were lucky Ancient people did not think this way. Neither does anyone with a functioning brain. Io becoming queen of Egypt and Europa becoming queen of Crete both follow the same pattern: removed from home removed from prior identity installed somewhere Zeus controls indirectly never given a choice to go back Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"niggas Zesty lil buck"}
+{"text":"What was the difference between Apollo and Helios or Artemis and Selene? Why were there two sun/moon gods?"}
+{"text":"Zeus. He tortured Prometheus, the father of Deucalion (the Greek Noah, father of Hellen, ancestor of the Greeks), for giving fire to men, and asked Hephaestus to create Pandora's Vase and her to curse humanity. Legitimate Demiurge."}
+{"text":"In Homer I'd say the act I took most offense to was Athena's conduct in arranging the massacre of the suitors, turning some minds away from their inclination away from reason and leaving Odysseus' household toward stubbornness and remaining to await death. Her turning of the minds of Hector's men towards agreeableness with his hubris and remaining encamped outside Troy before the return of Achilles was also pretty bad."}
+{"text":"Are Latin America, Australia, Türkiye, and the Slavic world part of the Western world? What is considered “Western”? What cultural or religious reasons are there for including or excluding them?"}
+{"text":"Japan isn't confucian but SEA and half of phillipines is"}
+{"text":"China's per capita GDP is below the global average, and yes, this matters in the context of hard/soft power because it shows that Chinas economic power is weak relative to its massive population. Having 4x the population of the US yet still trailing in terms of economic power is why China is not considered a superpower"}
+{"text":"Retarded map Pakistan is part of Iranic culture and Bangladesh is DESI, Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan are iranic the Stans, Turkiye, Mongolia and Azerbaijan are part of the Turanic culture, all of southeast asia are of the same culture despite religious differences Greek is the same as the rest of balkans and certanly not western, and no way in hell hungary, croatia and slovakia and poland and baltic states are western. The sahel and somalia are completely different from the maghreb, and the maghreb itself is different from the middle east China Japan and Korea are one culture Brazil is its own culture and different from the rest of hispanic america, as well as much of the black caribbean (haiti, jamaica, dominican republic)"}
+{"text":"Retardations \"Western\"; why not \"Eastern\", then? It's like labeling people African, Asian, but then Caucasian, not European... And \"South American\"; wtf is even that? Catholic and Protestant would the actual cultural divide, there. And Animist, for \"African\"."}
+{"text":"When did it all go wrong for Indian civilization? Did it ever have a chance of being redeemed from being known for mountains of garbage and rape?"}
+{"text":"redeemed"}
+{"text":"India was one of the three great civilizations of humanity, along with Europe and China. Each of them emphasized something different, but only Europe and China picked something that actually worked (competition and collectivism respectively), while India picked spirituality. It did lead to some fascinating religion, philosophy, and theology . . . but that's fuck all use for anything other than making nerds interested. It could have worked, if they were the only humans on the planet, and didn't mind being stuck in medieval squalor for all eternity. But they weren't, so it didn't matter."}
+{"text":"They will soon be the only humans left on the planet as long as they keep outbreeding everyone else and migrating to other countries."}
+{"text":"I think electing communists to powerful government positions for 50 years after the partition may have had something to do with it"}
+{"text":"India didn't even do that, it elected gay socialists instead. Communism might have helped."}
+{"text":"I find it interesting how North and South Italy are so different despite being in the same country and relatively close. The most obvious explanation to me has always been that North and South Italians are genetically divergent in several highly relevant traits. Modern GWAS studies follow these differences exactly as one would expect. North Italians score very high in genetic markers for intelligence. Likewise of course they score higher on markers for height, and skin color (though notably the differences were larger for intelligence). South Italians on the other hand score fairly low. This perfectly explains how North Italy is among the most developed regions in the world -- higher than France, much of Britain, on par with the other Germanic countries etc. -- while South Italy is relatively backwards. In antiquity, of course, it was South Italy that was superior to most of Europe. This is likely either because civilization was more difficult to attain in more Northern climates (e.g. a bronze plow could not properly farm the hard soil of more Northern European countries), and perhaps also because intelligence was heavily selected for over the past two thousand years in NW Europe (incl. North Italy), and this effect was smaller in South Italy, or perhaps in the reverse outright. Some of course will also bring up admixture with lower IQ races. Anyway, just find this all interesting. Simple explanation that explains so many phenomena, that is then confirmed with data."}
+{"text":"Skin pigmentation:"}
+{"text":"Height"}
+{"text":"Tuscany bro here The differences between north and south are even cultural. My uncles worked in a family transport company, and they always talked about how lazy southern Italians were, but honestly? Today I live in Apulia, and I don't see how that could be true. And regarding height, skin color, etc., I didn't see that much difference, honestly. Most of the \"blonde\" Italian women I know are just plain ugly."}
+{"text":"I have a feeling that southern Italian women have fishy vaginas while northern women do not. Is my intuition correct? Something about brown Med women that makes their pussies stink."}
+{"text":"is the byzantine empire too high iq for modern historians?"}
+{"text":"Byzantines never existed, it's a made up label by butthurt germoid ''historians''"}
+{"text":"1000 years of wopentines and all they ever invented was forks and napalm (despite which they still lost)"}
+{"text":"Even the late Roman state after Constantine the Great was vastly different from the principate/republican period"}
+{"text":"True. What existed was the heretical greek despotate of constantinople"}
+{"text":"hospitals"}
+{"text":"THERE ARE 2 BILLION GALAXIES WITH SEPTILLIONS OF PLANETS AND STARS INSIDE EACH ONE, AND I CREATED THEM! ME, ME, ME, ME, ONLY ME!"}
+{"text":"there are 4 billion women on this planet and OP hasn't kissed any of them"}
+{"text":"I WANT YOUR FORESKINSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"don't masturbate."}
+{"text":"Hey 4chan this is my first time posting and i would like to get helped getting some books to learn about history. Im looking for books prohibited books that talk about interesting things about stuff like religion or social things and overall stuff that promote brain enrichment. Im trying to escape brainrot because is getting out of control and making everyone stupid. Somebody told me 4chan is a place of highly intelligent people and very skilled individuals so... as long as u guys are more competent than reddit user im fine with it. Oh crap I forgot to tell you, I speak Spanish, so I will always prefer get the sources in my language but since this is a damn anglo place it does not matter if I have to read a little in English (im going to intensive classes of ESL as an 19 yrs old man) or if I just can't understand because of the level of English, I just can search for the Spanish version of it myself. thank you!"}
+{"text":"As you can see  this board is full of retards. You're better off asking somewhere else."}
+{"text":"Why didn't she just put on the fucking dress"}
+{"text":"What are the odds she fucked black guys or at least brown or yellow guys"}
+{"text":"Because it's not practical for a battlefield. She wore dresses at formal royal events."}
+{"text":"I'd rather wear a dress then be burned at the stake. No homo."}
+{"text":"The gay nobles were wearing dresses already"}
+{"text":"Lesbo much?"}
+{"text":"Did native americans feel about the white devil bringinf with himself negroes like Native africans felt about the anglo bringing with himself pajeets?"}
+{"text":"1. Learn English you stupid spic. 2. Natives also kept slaves."}
+{"text":"Probably something like: hoyaheya hoyaheya. But maybe: hoya heya hoya heya."}
+{"text":"Want to learn something new? The /int/ Wiki is a language learning guide created by /int/ users like you. Cultural resources: Cross-cultural etiquette guide Flags of the world"}
+{"text":"All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/."}
+{"text":"Does your country make tv series glorifying despicable drug dealers?"}
+{"text":"It's impossible to depict any antisocial activity through fiction without also glorifying it. Violence and urban decay can't be depicted without also being fetishized, it's just not possible. That's also why every \"anti-war\" film ever made ends up being a recruitment ad for the military no matter what."}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you're a trad christian larper, you have had no success with women, you blame modern society for your failures, you consider yourself white and you hate your brown countrymen and you think you're smarter than leftists. Am I wrong?"}
+{"text":"Ingen kan gå utan sprit så länge"}
+{"text":"redditörer är knappt människor, varje gång jag gör ett nytt konto som behöver karma skriver jag något efterblivet som ekokammaren vill höra och får oändligt uppröster."}
+{"text":"I tråden måste du jobba för att få (du):n"}
+{"text":"Vet inte vad som är värst. Att hon tittade på sånt eller nu när hon har på AI videos om påhittade historier."}
+{"text":"tammikuu kohta lusittu miten nyymien #työpaikka2026 #tyttis2026 haasteet lähteneen käyntiin painos"}
+{"text":"tähti loistaapi taivaalla"}
+{"text":"sade ropiseepi"}
+{"text":"nyymin haisevan kullin kiillotus"}
+{"text":"ollaanko me sit vaa päästetty kaikki läpi ennen?"}
+{"text":"arisu olisi täydellinen"}
+{"text":"edition"}
+{"text":"gwarn shagger x"}
+{"text":"Cheers lad, appreciate it. Too many responsibilities these days to lurk as much as I'd like and I keep falling behind"}
+{"text":"Seeing a few posts with avatars in here"}
+{"text":"sheng = a peng shit"}
+{"text":"пивaндoпoлы издaниe"}
+{"text":"ввпpиcнyл бы eй ввпoпкy"}
+{"text":"бля... ввпepeдyмaл"}
+{"text":"Бaзa вoт ты мyжчинa cpaзy виднo"}
+{"text":"нa втopoй (ecли этo oнa) oнa выглядит в 100х лyчшe"}
+{"text":"im not going back to india"}
+{"text":"Saar, please indicate your location on this map"}
+{"text":"I'm not going back to terronia"}
+{"text":"DOGFUCKING CHILDRAPED FAT FUCKING KIKE"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR A A A A A. A A A A A. A A A Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Probably, Rape."}
+{"text":"Bulgarian edition"}
+{"text":"damn evil foids"}
+{"text":"Greek guys are hot"}
+{"text":"Returning itt and what do I see? A gay faggot ibne turk Kill yourself, Berkay"}
+{"text":"Gib greek bf"}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"Israelis are celebrating the deaths from the train accident in Spain"}
+{"text":"pay for your own defense bitch, the US will soon call back their troops now that nato is dying, i don't want to pay for iberian security (unless i get a basque wife in exchange of course)"}
+{"text":"based israelis, fuck europeans."}
+{"text":"You're not getting your filthy and grubby kike fingers on a single Iberian woman. Btw, did you get your filthy and grubby kike fingers on those German reparations because your great-grandmummy got stuffed in a pizza oven in Auschwitz o qualcosa? Monkey."}
+{"text":"calm down Pablo RIP to the Spanish that died in that accident fuck the vile Israelis who talked shit but the Italian is right Spain should spend more on defense"}
+{"text":"We should be arming ourselves to protect Ceuta and Melilla, not for America's kike-chocked administration."}
+{"text":"Europe needs Indian talent"}
+{"text":"Both. It's a rather simple and easy to understand concept if your mind isn't clouded by political dogma. Trade is a voluntary activity between two partners and therefore always mutually beneficial. Or else it wouldn't take place in the first place."}
+{"text":"cum awn be a melting pot to own the racists"}
+{"text":"Obviously getting independent of us."}
+{"text":"The UK has left. Did anything change?"}
+{"text":"good morning."}
+{"text":"what is the most attentionseeking nationality?"}
+{"text":"In my experience, some Poles do say that but they must be just a bunch of edgy 15 year olds. Most poles are very critical of their country. The biggest polecuck inflators are Americans who boast about Poland being epic trad and chud czy coś w tym stylu."}
+{"text":"Cubans"}
+{"text":"AI slop instead of OC this board is well and truly dead"}
+{"text":"Thanks Brazil for Brazilian Miku!"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"That browngentinian thinks he is the savior of the white race because he hates trannies and votes for Milei o algo. It's extremely tiresome to read his posts in USA threads"}
+{"text":"Honestly if Denmark and Norway want Trump to fuck off with his tantrum over Greenland and the Nobel prize, they should just bring up Epstein every time he opens his bubba-blower in their direction. After much deliberation, the EU delegation has conceded Trump's point that it is unfair that they should disproportionally carry the burden of Greenland's security infrastructure. To balance the scales, the EU offers to help the United States with its own shortcomings, such as the handling of the Epstein case. It is clear the DOJ is overwhelmed and so we offer to aid them in processing the Epstein files and investigate Jeffrey Epstein's international sex trafficking enterprise. I am sure President Trump would appreciate a global effort in bringing Epstein's associates to justice."}
+{"text":"There is no point. The European move right now seems to be waiting for him to die or be removed from power. He's doing enough damage to himself that one of those two things is likely to happen soon."}
+{"text":"I'm literally genetically superior to you geg. If we were in the year 340 ad you would literally be my slave and I would be your roman master That is, if you are not one of the flavours of shitskins constantly enslaved by people like me You are inferior and born for servitude, obedience, submission and slavery"}
+{"text":"removed from power idk the opposition seems to be completely comatose atm"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Asian men don't have swa-CK!!!!"}
+{"text":"it s honestly fucked up how differently we see people of the same race just because they are male or female"}
+{"text":"timmycope"}
+{"text":"pic KEK. The US really is becoming a latinx shithole, because it'll be full of brown mutt white supremacists."}
+{"text":"Century of humiliation"}
+{"text":"You punched me? I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the UN and urge them to enforce sanctions against you"}
+{"text":"RedditRope"}
+{"text":"Greenland's still Danish"}
+{"text":"we will monitor your further punches on my face"}
+{"text":"Not for long"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Asian men don't have swa-CK!!!!"}
+{"text":"it s honestly fucked up how differently we see people of the same race just because they are male or female"}
+{"text":"timmycope"}
+{"text":"pic KEK. The US really is becoming a latinx shithole, because it'll be full of brown mutt white supremacists."}
+{"text":"Century of humiliation"}
+{"text":"You punched me? I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the UN and urge them to enforce sanctions against you"}
+{"text":"RedditRope"}
+{"text":"Greenland's still Danish"}
+{"text":"we will monitor your further punches on my face"}
+{"text":"Not for long"}
+{"text":"Prev"}
+{"text":"Don't worry, their time is coming"}
+{"text":"It's ten in the morning Niggas is still asleep or at work"}
+{"text":"It's 7pm or later across Europe which is when the board is most active"}
+{"text":"Am I not turtly enough for the turtle club?"}
+{"text":"Used to be bullied a lot in middle school Learned if I never express my interests or talk it stopped When ever it was lunch I ate in the class room so I could play total war and read manga Latin kings used to do drug deals while I was alone in the room The guy at first gave me money because I covered for him Some how the Latin kings was nicer to me than most assholes He randomly played Minecraft with me Still remember that they were nicer to me than the white rich kids I miss Juan and Jared"}
+{"text":"Why are you still alive in your country"}
+{"text":"Resident evil 9 and manga"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"tying a noose is too much work desu. and I wouldn't wanna leave a mess. also it might upset the few people I know, might not, who knows so I don't see the point until the pain becomes too much to bear. and I'm already used to constant chronic pain & loneliness, so Satan's gonna have to step it up if he wants me to come down anytime soon. you could still always get lucky or happy somehow, some chemical balance or electrical impulse might happen, you might meet someone, and there are probably some cool inventions ahead. can't hurt to stick around until it really hurts."}
+{"text":"I'm curious about the future, the world has already changed so much in my life and I'm not even 30 yet"}
+{"text":"edizione che sta per cadere dalle scale"}
+{"text":"Chi te lo dice?"}
+{"text":"tutte sessabili tranne quelle di Modena vaffanculo. io che pensavo di comprarmi una Ferrari, mi basta il prosciuttone D.O.P. per sessarmi le marroncine soavi. arrivo signora Coppa"}
+{"text":"e' arrivata la pizza kebab"}
+{"text":"mi vanto di essere fecaliano"}
+{"text":"troppo secca"}
+{"text":"Let's hear how you explain this"}
+{"text":"just because they are racist doesn't mean they view all races as inferior."}
+{"text":"I don't get it, how does marrying a Japanese girl end your bloodline? In fact it seems like it would do the opposite, since married people have a higher chance of prolonging their bloodlines"}
+{"text":"It's not really that hard Nip"}
+{"text":"East Asians are honorary whites if you didn't know, unlike you Pvt Sukhdeep Gomez Ben-Gideon"}
+{"text":"Anons..."}
+{"text":"I’m going to visit the US for two weeks during summer, could any US anons be kind and give me advice? Going to stay in new york for three days then travel by car to miami and stop to various places along the way. Need to go back from miami to new york by plane to fly back to Lithuania."}
+{"text":"My only advice is to stay away from melanated people if you see a large gathering of them just go away you will avoid potentially getting killed by a stray bullet. never relax around them"}
+{"text":"You sound based. Don’t have any recommendations but I hope you have a fun time! Don’t be mean to the Lithuanian."}
+{"text":"how long are you staying? I hope you know that is over a thousand miles of driving. anyways personally I'm super into museums so I'd say the Met and the 9/11 memorial in NYC. Then the National Air and Space Museum and all the famous buildings in DC are worth checking out."}
+{"text":"Yes on all those things. Thanks for the good wishes. I don’t know if its possible, but I’d also like to get to know some americans while I am there. With Networking in mind. I’m a programmer so maybe I could strike some business deals or who knows. I know that the US is the land of money and boy how I would like to make some. These communist europoor taxes are fucking killing us"}
+{"text":"I’ve driven with an RV to italy rome before and to Croatia dubrovnik so the long distances for me are not a problem. thanks man"}
+{"text":"taco-utgave forrige:"}
+{"text":"bodde en periode 150 meter fra studiestedet. er du meg??? det var nytelse det! men jeg brukte dagene på å såååve og spise meg feit på datamat istedenfor å studere da men selve lokasjonen var kømfy og jeg nøt"}
+{"text":"bra brev"}
+{"text":"mamma og pappa krangler fordi pappa vil begynne med trønder-tirsdager igjen"}
+{"text":"ja. men man nøt uansett, det var gode tider"}
+{"text":"vorige draad:"}
+{"text":"geluk tikfout Dat over dik enzo nee."}
+{"text":"Na de dood van George Floyd wilde ik er alles over lezen. Het maakt me boos dat mensen zo racistisch kunnen denken en uitspraken deden als 'blue lives matter' (een tegenbeweging na Black Lives Matter waarin politieagenten centraal staan, red.)\", vertelt de negentienjarige gravin in gesprek met schrijver Splinter Chabot. \"Ik heb mijn ouders ook het een en ander uitgelegd; waarom je 'blue lives matter' bijvoorbeeld niet kunt zeggen. Daar luisteren ze 100 procent naar, we hebben een super open-minded familie.\" Eloise denkt dat ze haar activistische kant van haar moeder heeft. \"Zij zet zich in voor laaggeletterden en inspireert me enorm.\" Hoewel Eloise, die in het interview bevestigt verliefd te zijn en een relatie te hebben, uitgesproken meningen heeft, vindt ze het nog moeilijk deze op sociale media te uiten. \"Het zorgt voor veel pressure, want je moet zeker weten dat je goede informatie hebt.\" De gravin zou graag meer aandacht willen besteden aan lhbtiq+-rechten, Black Lives Matter, bodypositivity en feminisme."}
+{"text":"Vanavond aan den Westvleteren trappist"}
+{"text":"op internet bestellen vriend"}
+{"text":"Een goed framewerk. Waarbij partners op heel jonge leeftijd aan elkaar gemaakt worden. Ook niet net die relatie staande op erotiek en schoonheid die vergankelijk is. Zo ram je dat over dik en schoonheidsidealen er wel uit"}
+{"text":"Dear Europeans, what do you think of America?"}
+{"text":"Los Estados Unidos son cagada o algo."}
+{"text":"Basically millennia of feudalism and Jus Primae Noctis have modelled Eurasian populations to be cucked. Those who fought back died, those who dealed with being cucked and raise the landlord bastards, had more chances to reproduce. Jeets and Slavs have interesting records about this: Each year, the Huns [Avars] came to the Slavs, to spend the winter with them; then they took the wives and daughters of the Slavs and slept with them, and among the other mistreatments [already mentioned] the Slavs were also forced to pay levies to the Huns. But the sons of the Huns, who were [then] raised with the wives and daughters of these Wends [Slavs] could not finally endure this oppression anymore and refused obedience to the Huns and began, as already mentioned, a rebellion. — Chronicle of Fredegar, Book IV, Section 48, written circa 642"}
+{"text":"I look like this"}
+{"text":"No one looks like this"}
+{"text":"Patriarchy was a system devised to protect and support cuckolds against Alphas."}
+{"text":"Jus Primae Noctis is bullshit"}
+{"text":"I made chocolate bars. Ever done candy in your country?"}
+{"text":"I always make chocolate eggs for easter with my mom"}
+{"text":"Looks good. I made cookies with chocolate chunks once, surprisingly it was a success."}
+{"text":"Get out normie"}
+{"text":"Looks nice good job. I cook and bake a lot of stuff but I have never made those."}
+{"text":"why are muslims like this"}
+{"text":"hey uh are you here? i wanna talk :3 (in my country)"}
+{"text":"Indians blow Latinos and Arabs intellectually out of the water."}
+{"text":"I just want to blow myself"}
+{"text":"india will unironically become a first world country within the century while latinx will stay a cucked narco state licking the boots of amerikkka and desperately pretending to be white like the good cucks that they are"}
+{"text":"lotta poop in this thread"}
+{"text":"europe need indians to be able to compete with USA and China."}
+{"text":"Indians are the perfect slave race. They're smart but still subservient cucks."}
+{"text":"American food quality is so bad, it's literally north korea tier When I was there I struggled so much with the food because I would feel sick every time after I ate something. It was absolutely disgusting too"}
+{"text":"European women were handcrafted by God"}
+{"text":"Muzzrat's law"}
+{"text":"i only care about womans peak and that freak on the right's peak is literally worlds below Gios"}
+{"text":"Her face is too small"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Every brown woman belongs in my BWC harem."}
+{"text":"Doce garota branca edish Anterior:"}
+{"text":"vou lutar por nosso senhor presidente cristao jair bolsonaro e contra a ditadura do xandao quer cortar os paus do nossos meninos."}
+{"text":"outra nipobrasileira se arruinou de cirurgia, desgraça"}
+{"text":"Are you really part of the chosen race?"}
+{"text":"sistas quando chegam nos 30+ surtam..."}
+{"text":"Jesus é a luz do mundo"}
+{"text":"I do not hate Europeans, nothing will make me hate Europeans."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Why would you destroy your asset."}
+{"text":"Good evening, friends. Lovely, cold weather today. The Kurds were delusional enough to think they'd get to hold onto all of that Sunni land under their control. Why would they move them out?"}
+{"text":"ex jihadi dood ex Kek"}
+{"text":"No more drinking holy shit I forget that I am not in my 20's anymore."}
+{"text":"Literaliai as, bet man 34"}
+{"text":"Forrige tråd:"}
+{"text":"$5 dollars er blevet send til bankkonto"}
+{"text":"Baseret og Kristus-pillet."}
+{"text":"Danmark skal vise militær styrke Siger hvem?"}
+{"text":"Vi gokker simpelthen"}
+{"text":"Glemte billede."}
+{"text":"death to peppa edition What language(s) are you learning? Share language learning experiences! Ask questions about your target language! Help people who want to learn a new language! Participate in translation challenges or make your own! Make frens! **Comprehensible Input Wiki** comprehensibleinputwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page Read the wiki: 4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Official_/int/_How_to_Learn_A_Foreign_Language_Guide_Wiki Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I’m tired. I’m going to bed. Estou cansado. Vou dormir. Are you going to eat that? Vais comer isso? Can you pick up some milk on your way home Podes comprar leite quando voltas para casa?"}
+{"text":"Don't know much about it, but some tips for learning obscure languages from personal experience: 1. the best resources may not be in English. In this case maybe it'd be French? It may be worth learning French if the resources are much better 2. closely related languages may have more widely available resources and may share lots of things in terms of grammar, phonology, vocab, etc. Some weird grammatical feature in Dyula, Bambara, and Mandinka might be best explained in a Mandinka textbook. 3. Download literally any book in the language you can get your hands on. Try Anna's archive 4. Learn IPA and use that with printed dictionaries if you can't find online dictionaries or pronunciations 5. Check for mormon, fsi, or peace corps resources. They do lots of obscure languages. 6. Look for places online where people actually use it for sentence mining. It could be a facebook group or subreddit for some Dyula-speaking city"}
+{"text":"translating a webpage or even youtube video on a computer and real time translation of having dinner with your in-laws are two very different things plus translation is never really a perfect 1:1 input/output. Words not only mean lots of different things that can be misinterpreted, but also words carry certain contexts that can easily disappear in translation. In Tagalog for example, \"kuya\" is usually translated as brother, but it actually means something like \"male around your age that you respect, probably slightly older.\" You call you cousin, friend, brother, but also some McDonald's worker \"kuya.\" Sure, you could just translate it as brother or bro, but without knowing the real meaning of the word you lose a lot of the actual information being conveyed. is there any real advantage to lute over languagereactor? Just that it's FOSS?"}
+{"text":"should I drop french for thai?"}
+{"text":"Yeah. Thai is a better language for girldick acquiral"}
+{"text":"How do I conquer one like that in Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Iceland?"}
+{"text":"i won't be posting her anymore after this."}
+{"text":"too late i already sent your thread for the Police."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"i will have sex with her"}
+{"text":"Be sad today."}
+{"text":"then why did you reply to me you underage idiot"}
+{"text":"I drink the alcohol when I'm sad....half bottle of whisky if you're fat like me"}
+{"text":"How much of you guys recite ayatul kursi after your slaha? learnt the full salah in about 4 weeks but I want to do the sunnah thing and say the ayatul kursi after but its hard to learn lmao"}
+{"text":"why are you like this?"}
+{"text":"hes cooking t.White Muslim revert"}
+{"text":"ITT cases of western countries actually being based"}
+{"text":"Holy fucking based"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure china would kick illegal Mexicans out too"}
+{"text":"Not gone far enough 18% of America is based"}
+{"text":"54 vs 46 margin of error of 3% PBS poll uh anon... i dont think this supports the point youre trying to make as strongly as you think it does"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Guardiola Cuckitini"}
+{"text":"fuck my life, wrong board"}
+{"text":"What kind of person are you, /int/?"}
+{"text":"B"}
+{"text":"B seems like the only fun seat Maybe H so me and Kanye try to get Taylor to become a nazi"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t say it’s rude. Just weird and off-putting."}
+{"text":"it is both, you are unjustifiably encroaching on another person's time and attention."}
+{"text":"see some guy on the street lying in his pool of blood he screams something in scandi blorga borga call the ambulance and try to use something as a tourniquet WHY ARE YOUS UNJUSTIFIABLY ENROACHINGS ON MY TIMES AND ATTENTIONS WE DONTS DO THATS IN NORGAY"}
+{"text":"ancien :"}
+{"text":"C'est comme ça que j'ai eu ma RAM"}
+{"text":"On peux faire le prochain fil non gay?"}
+{"text":"vazy"}
+{"text":"Ça doit être épuisant d'avoir 19 ans et de se dire qu'on a déjà tout vu, déprimant même. Personnellement pas une seule des femmes que j'ai baisé passé les études (ni même le quart de celles pendant) correspondaient à ta description"}
+{"text":"dónde juego banda? quiero pasarlo a EU5 cuando esté hecho el converter"}
+{"text":"prefiero hablar del papa juan xii, que murió más o menos a los treinta porque un tipo lo pilló cogiéndose a su mujer y lo tiró por la ventana"}
+{"text":"AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR"}
+{"text":"ay bebe"}
+{"text":"pedazo de teto"}
+{"text":"sud edicija"}
+{"text":"new balance, maks udobnost i dobra kvaliteta t. jovo iz dugava"}
+{"text":"kecers, doctor ho, neke ortopedske"}
+{"text":"doktor ho klečim pred legendom"}
+{"text":"borosane ili opanke"}
+{"text":"new balance, maks udobnost i dobra kvaliteta koji tacno model na primer imam vec 574, super su ali malo su \"tanke\" tipa bas su za leto i to je to imam asics ex89 one su dobre isto nikad u zivotu nisam nosio nike"}
+{"text":"what gaming consoles do you have in your cunt? which one do you play the most? PS4 PSP I don't play with either."}
+{"text":"whole point of piracy is playing games for free shitendo shitboys come along and are like no pirating actually means paying but slightly less"}
+{"text":"How do they pirate and still pay? I just torrent the games"}
+{"text":"you paid for your retroid point flip or whatever and a subscription or however that works"}
+{"text":"I just bought a Japanese DSI that’s doramon themed Physical collection Gameboy SP PlayStation 3 Nintendo 2DS Gameboy Advance Nintendo Wii Emulator Dreamcast Saturn SNES Sega Genesis Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There isn't a subscription. I like the device since I can play in bed or take it to my friends house. I know I can just emulate on PC but I don't really like sitting at the computer for long periods"}
+{"text":"weebs/koreaboos/sinophiles got one shotted by children's media"}
+{"text":"die"}
+{"text":"february 16 2012 was the best day for this site cm"}
+{"text":"YOU’LL BE BROKEN INTO FUCKING SHIT"}
+{"text":"die"}
+{"text":"but tm what will the world look like if we were stuck in 1991"}
+{"text":"Why don't they decolonize themselves and revert back to Hinduism?"}
+{"text":"Because they are the colonizers and proud of it"}
+{"text":"Muslims, Sikhs and Christians are also an integral part of the subcontinent and I am tired of Handootva nationalists telling me otherwise. Pakistan Just split it between Afghanistan and the Balochi parts become their own nation. The rest goes to India if we really want to be fair here."}
+{"text":"What did you say about Japón being cagada?"}
+{"text":"funny how the camera has 0 recoil"}
+{"text":"post more webms of asian females fighting"}
+{"text":"Japon es cagada"}
+{"text":"yes I will sit on my PC and keep discussing white women in a pathetic way instead of going outside, and talking to them all day why is Timmy like this?"}
+{"text":"flag Yes, especially the happy hippos"}
+{"text":"never seen this before what the fuck mid. rocher is better"}
+{"text":"i hate these coconut flakes."}
+{"text":"yes but i cant buy due to inflation."}
+{"text":"i guess your retarded ass thinks fruity cocktails are the same as hard alcohol just cause of the content %"}
+{"text":"Some are more sugary than others, there are some I loved as a kid that I can’t eat anymore because they taste too sweet to me now"}
+{"text":"how often do you get deliverylop?"}
+{"text":"i used to have food delivered to me everyday during the pandemic because it cost the same as preparing homemade food. i guess the VC funding is gone since the discounts are shit now and the delivery fees are expensive"}
+{"text":"why are boomer so schizo about msg"}
+{"text":"I have never ordered delivery."}
+{"text":"Never, I make use of my town's walkability and go pick up the food myself."}
+{"text":"Never, we dont do that in yurop"}
+{"text":"Where are the /int/ twinks?"}
+{"text":"wholesome"}
+{"text":"I don't like you guys"}
+{"text":"Eh. You can kinda tell when someone is shy, awkward and inexperienced"}
+{"text":"I had to grow a beard and to cut my long hair for my new job to be taken seriously and as soon as other men started viewing me as a fellow man this whole \"UwU kiss me daddy rawr xD\" shit felt so silly."}
+{"text":"the wide shoulders combine weirdly well with his feminine vibes"}
+{"text":"suriye baskısı"}
+{"text":"arka planda açayım dedim gürültü olsun diye şu an izliyorum abv anon"}
+{"text":"doldur badeyi içelim bugünde gırgıriye ile keyiflenelim +seni öldürmeyen şey güçlendirir :D:D::Ddd"}
+{"text":"eniQue deilim ama gıRgıRiye ne pHilmiom"}
+{"text":"i wonder if that's still a thing didnt russia out-thirdie turkey recently? you'd think they'd go to cheaper places"}
+{"text":"rose$en pubicoqlu var bilinmez mi yau"}
+{"text":"Hurraa die Welt geht unter Ausgabe"}
+{"text":"brudi sorry für die falschen hoffnungen. ich habe auf indiamart gesucht und bei direkt bei meinem händler und konnte kein ritalin finden"}
+{"text":"armer apu"}
+{"text":"was er wohl gemacht hat"}
+{"text":"was für melker"}
+{"text":"dafür braucht der keine diagnose wie kann man nur so fumbeln naja er kann sich ja mal nach atheistinnen umgucken, zb auf einem metalkonzert oder so"}
+{"text":"מהדורת עמליה"}
+{"text":"פיקו זה קקי אין לזה תוכנות תמיד תקנה את המשקף הכי נפוץ\\פופולרי"}
+{"text":"לא אבל רק בגלל שאין לי כסף"}
+{"text":"as me mum used to say מי שקונה בזול משלם ביוקר"}
+{"text":"מת לזיין את הפסיכולוגית שעובדת עבור האילומינטי"}
+{"text":"The holy trinity of retards who think their states are like totally different countries"}
+{"text":"All of it is."}
+{"text":"Brazil is so varied Shithole by the beach Shithole in the jungle Shithole in a weird rain-shadow savannah Shithole in the mountains There's even one shithole in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest that's more savvanah-like and scientists don't really know why it's like that. Brazil really is a fascinating and beautiful shithole."}
+{"text":"we dont have any states"}
+{"text":"trinity four one doesn't even exist anymore"}
+{"text":"You think your states (England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland) are different countries"}
+{"text":"thoughts on persians?"}
+{"text":"SEEEEEEXOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Be my gf"}
+{"text":"not only are you a terminally online internet incel, but you also larp (and fail miserably at it) as other people's ethnicities. please try and figure out where you went wrong, and continue pondering why your mom didn't swallow that fateful night she's underaged and isn't even iranian, kinda creepy that some middle aged dork is saving her pics."}
+{"text":"She’s a Persian Jewess and she’s almost 30 now She also has ovary cancer"}
+{"text":"Why would I lie about being a mutt with my flag on /int/?"}
+{"text":"wtf is going on in uzbekistan?"}
+{"text":"Seriously, it wouldn't be gay to have standing, ball slapping, butt sex with this guy."}
+{"text":"we need to go back"}
+{"text":"how can I find a cute steppe boywife enaree to make sweet love to?"}
+{"text":"Literally build for marriage and motherhood!"}
+{"text":"左翼って綺麗事だけで邪悪だよな 人殺し庇って被害者叩くのが左翼リベラルだよ"}
+{"text":"( ˘ω˘ ) ｽﾔｧ…"}
+{"text":"あげ(˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ…"}
+{"text":"次スレはイタリアかグリーンランドが作って欲しい 日本は政治かエロしか楽しみがない早起きおじさんしかいないから。"}
+{"text":"次スレはイタリアかグリーンランドが作って欲しい 了解です"}
+{"text":"My fiance convinced me to visit Istanbul but I want to make sure that I exclusively leave my money to explicitly Christian businesses, how should I go about it? We're both only going for the Byzantine and ancient Greek antiquities but the idea of leaving any money to Muslims or Kemalists is abhorrent to me. I can only stomach leaving money to Turks if they are Christians (not secular, not Muslim) of any denomination."}
+{"text":"tf calls it Istanbul"}
+{"text":"The absolute butthurt on this brown gayreek"}
+{"text":"Please pet a cat for me when you got to Catstantinople"}
+{"text":"Despite its flawed application and recent challenges, I still believe international liberal institutionalism is the north star of foreign policy."}
+{"text":"zi"}
+{"text":"regresate a argentina puta"}
+{"text":"i'm kinda sick of ai images do you know which country produces the most ai images and videos per capita in the world? it's not the us, china, or india it's south korea i'm sick of these garbage ai images and videos in our internet"}
+{"text":"tianguis llenos de puestos sudacas y de yo no se que escoria de afro-eurasia"}
+{"text":"if this is the only way to get married in your country? why or why not?"}
+{"text":"but I am atheist I have already forfeited my religion"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys hate women in your countries?"}
+{"text":"Except your average age isn't 45"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"Why do you guys hate women in your countries? i try not to, but..."}
+{"text":"i dont. my best friends have mostly been girls. i just dont get along with boys football hockey lynx is better than skidoo bmw vs audi... i fix and rebuild snowmobiles, cars, offroad vehicles, tractors, i have buildt turbo ls v8 engines for race cars, i just dont care about discussing it and definetly dont care about sport. its just more comfy to talk to women they are more down to earth. so what the boost and ignition timing on a turbo engine, thats something i deal with when im alone in the garage. if we want to talk about something, its how i might redo my kitchen, furniture in the living room, or just life itself."}
+{"text":"Because transwomen are just better nowdays!"}
+{"text":"Are foreigners allowed to own land in your country?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure there is no such thing as unrestricted. But like any rich person could always open a company in his desired country and own that land through his company anyways"}
+{"text":"I wish we were red"}
+{"text":"USA blue WHY???????? HOW??? You have lot of enemies"}
+{"text":"Who is buying argentinian land?"}
+{"text":"The biggest landowner in Argentina is a Chinese company."}
+{"text":"montenegro they’re kind of white"}
+{"text":"montenegrins aren’t mountains"}
+{"text":"Sorry but the only thing left after WW2 in America is supermarkets stroads and parkinglots. Sadly most of the us looks like this and you will see this everywhere"}
+{"text":"@218567217 No more HMA marks the end of an era. I would like to claim this time for real travelers but there are still ways to cheat."}
+{"text":"the vast majority of flags are still easy to get, the hard ones are just those that don't have their own internet infrastructure (VA, EH, BV, AQ, GS, HM, UM) I know how to get those too, it's just way more tedious"}
+{"text":"it's still going"}
+{"text":"own internet infrastructure We have Starlink now sweaty."}
+{"text":":( That sucks, I guess I can focus more on scarf-huntin' when I go there though Majestic af I hope I can see one"}
+{"text":"edycja skibidi sigmy eszkre"}
+{"text":"jak sama nazwa wskazuje o placzacych cykadach"}
+{"text":"I ate some there already and I LOVED it"}
+{"text":"powiedziałem w tej nitce chuju"}
+{"text":"czy istnieje głupsza, mniej rozwinięta intelektualnie istota od polaka?"}
+{"text":"kłipao są hot nie pamiętam jak się pisało tą nazwę"}
+{"text":"Be me 18 or 19 old Riding my quad bike at the beach in the middle of the night Random drunk woman holding a wine cup comes out of nowhere and gets right in front of the quad and ask me to stop Goes right to me and ask with the most flertatious voice \"what are you doing\" Panic a little Think she might want to steal the quad or buy time to some guys can show p and rob it from me Says to her, \"Im just riding my quad\" Proceds to XCL8 and leave her behind eating dirt Years later realize how retarded I was, considering I was actually in a very safe area. Bitch probably just wanted to have fun and then have sex with me. I still rides my quad, from time to time, looking for an opportunity like this again... Im such a fucking loser man, I really hope no one has to go through what I feel to this very day"}
+{"text":"No, you were definitely in the right to flee. That 100% sounds like a setup"}
+{"text":"Is the European union a nordcuck psyop to steal med history and culture and push the Med union down o algo?"}
+{"text":"Shitalian women will be the end of you"}
+{"text":"Probably a lesbian"}
+{"text":"why do people for bpdwhores? what am i missing out on?"}
+{"text":"crazy hot sex"}
+{"text":"if anyone can tell that you searched something or how many times you did it you failed as a person stop advertising your personal shit have some decency"}
+{"text":"Dont know who these people are, movie pedo and his whore?"}
+{"text":"cunt <7000 old Lmaoing @ u"}
+{"text":"Didn't they find a giant metal cannonball there too?"}
+{"text":"This is trve evropa"}
+{"text":"we wuz pharaohs and shiet"}
+{"text":"Couldn't find anything about a cannon bull but a very large concretion was found."}
+{"text":"aryans ruined the balkans just like they ruined india. not surprised"}
+{"text":"edition on the grating fell through"}
+{"text":"By the way, I somehow missed what Kagha was planning as I did not find the location I'm sure you know of in Ethel's swamp, and somehow I also missed finding the necromancy book in the blighted village as I missed the entrance in the apothecary building fr fr. Will fix that after I finish for today which should be in about 30 mins max. The way you explained the joke was rather chatgpt-esque. Also real recognizes real."}
+{"text":"Teta que la mano no cubre no es teta, sino ubre. Big tit fans are literally zoophiles."}
+{"text":"Sorry, we don’t indulge in bdsm catnigga. Also I found out (because I changed teams) that a kid is an automatic +5 buff on your age. oh you look young, but the moment I knew you had a kid I immediately put your age north of 35 Y-y-you too. What about all sizes fan, as long as they are perky and shapely?"}
+{"text":"Turns out the intern literally forced the other girl to leave me the note you’re not going to eat the cake and not leave a cute note, right? Right?"}
+{"text":"Feliz aniversário! Muitas felicidades! Que todos os seus desejos se tornem realidade!"}
+{"text":"They used to be the nicest people not just here but in general now all of them are hateful spiteful rude and aggressive for 0 reason since last year."}
+{"text":"off by 1 Nope turns out we are only little phonies."}
+{"text":"Americans have always been fake nice."}
+{"text":"performative cynicism"}
+{"text":"None of this applies or has ever applied to Poland in our thousand year history, my Argentinian friend."}
+{"text":"I refuse to believe we are the same people"}
+{"text":"as same as japs are koreans × indigenous mutts"}
+{"text":"dont know what that means"}
+{"text":"just say you guys are danish-german-french mutts and the japs know they are korean+ainu+okinawan mutts as well"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOO PLEASE JOIN THE NORKEK KEK UNION (EU) SO YOU CAN APPEAR IN THE BLACKEDRAW VIDEOS TOOK SAAAAR EUROPA UNITED IN KEKOLDRY The EU is a nordcuck barbarity trying to push the Mediterranean man down and must be dismantled"}
+{"text":"well, shouldn't of let your ancestors be raped by moors"}
+{"text":"nafris are honestly more preferable immigrants to latinos, slavs and africans."}
+{"text":"no shit, you're not going to get raft riders from morocco"}
+{"text":"tbf the same could be said for latinos. 8/10 latinos i meet in my city are nice/funny well-assimilated people. the other 2/10 are probably nice but they don’t speak English which i find kind of annoying. the only minorities i have consistently bad experiences with are blacks lmao"}
+{"text":"accepting your racial brethren is healthy"}
+{"text":"nafris are actually physically weak so they can't live in high test nations."}
+{"text":"Mohammed al hispani"}
+{"text":"we are sending 13 soldiers to Greenland we are getting so serious now blumpf is FINISHED Why are europoors like this?"}
+{"text":"13 guys with state of the art equipment and drones. Gomez, your days are numbered. Your pathetic invasion will fail."}
+{"text":"It worked, America is terrified, its been a week and they still havent invaded"}
+{"text":"Do you think the US forces in Berlin were meant to stop the Soviets if push came to shove?"}
+{"text":"what is a tripwire force you should have just landed paratroopers and said nothing"}
+{"text":"and these 13 soldiers triggered trump so much that he put tariffs on our ass. lmao"}
+{"text":"go to chinese restaurant with mom and dad dad says \"HI YAH\" and does karate moves"}
+{"text":"based daddio"}
+{"text":"your dad is based and you are cringe"}
+{"text":"why does this asshole get to have two syllables more than the others? do you have injustices in your language? flag yes"}
+{"text":"His greed sickens me."}
+{"text":"english is chinese-coded in the fact the pronounciation of vowels is changed based on vibes"}
+{"text":"you mean one syllable more"}
+{"text":"Greeks are the thirdies of firsties, turks are the firsties of thirdies"}
+{"text":"i guess if you can buy fake identity for 10 euros in Montenegro you are correct"}
+{"text":"turks are the firsties of thirdies you are literally below india ahmed and you live in berlin"}
+{"text":"99% of the wallets would be returned with all the money in it if Sweden didn't have any immigrants."}
+{"text":"I too don't get it."}
+{"text":"kurva anyátok"}
+{"text":"na hogy tudod hogy mi vagy valójában, ez már haladás"}
+{"text":"még nem lett a halála megerősítve vagy de?"}
+{"text":"van Kükücsi Hina"}
+{"text":"hát ahogy olvasom még nincs hulla de beazonosították egy felvételen ahogy a Dunába esik"}
+{"text":"na ez egy jó fonál"}
+{"text":"is the average bro in your country racist? flag yes"}
+{"text":"define \"racist\""}
+{"text":"a white person that won't have sex with me"}
+{"text":"I wish Atleast child porn would be hot."}
+{"text":"Ass is all about angle and position For some reason its become about being fat"}
+{"text":"For some reason Fertility, child health, good hormones"}
+{"text":"It's not up to them coomerface.jpg"}
+{"text":"Europe, a white continent: You don't understand, the Europeans must race mix with these brown immigrants if they want to survive. What are you, some kind of racist or something? There's no rape at all, you're just racist! Meanwhile in South America, a historically race mixed continent: Actually, race mixing is a fruit of years of rape and sexual abuse, miscegenation is genocide! Europeans are evil rapists!"}
+{"text":"No one says anything either that Crumb of attention post"}
+{"text":"We've got a new record!"}
+{"text":"a nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and that the members of the nation not considering each other part of the same and mingling and marrying freely."}
+{"text":"It's working so well!"}
+{"text":"英語で交流するの楽しいけど戒めでもある もっと有意義な時間の使い方はあるはずって"}
+{"text":"もっと有意義な時間の使い方はあるはずって 確かに、シコシコしているのもたいせつだね。"}
+{"text":"へへっ、効いたぜ"}
+{"text":"寝る前に限って面白いスレが立ちやがる"}
+{"text":"How do we imprlve our reputation?"}
+{"text":"Germany still has very high prestige even though they have no media soft power. German is one of the most popular languages to learn and everyone likes Germany."}
+{"text":"Just bee yourselves"}
+{"text":"Stop being the EU's number 1 good goyim would definitely help"}
+{"text":"thats a dumb argument, other cities were in the past, and for a long, independent as well like lübeck. these city states are a relic of the past and should not be in the bundesrat at all. especially bremen, 600.000 people live in this city and it has more political influence like munich for example"}
+{"text":"press claim on kenigsberg allow Lithuania to block transit there and begin to promote local separatism"}
+{"text":"Which ethnicity would you accept as potential mother of your children?"}
+{"text":"Any, so long as she loves me and our children. <3"}
+{"text":"A tall doll faced Russian woman. I can make her some good looking boys."}
+{"text":"we aren't anything At least you're entertaining. Didnt you have a guy named Vladimiro Ilich Lenin run a neoliberal shadow government from his prison cell."}
+{"text":"I know a lot of Russian filmmakers and they have a lot more freedom than I have. All they have to do is be careful about criticizing the government. Otherwise, they can do anything they want. Based George"}
+{"text":"The Titanic movie the Nazis made is pure kino"}
+{"text":"See: Tarkovsky, Bikov, Balabanov, Gaidai, Eisenstein, Konchalovsky, etc"}
+{"text":"Please mention Finland"}
+{"text":"Is Russophilia just a cheap form of Orientalism?"}
+{"text":"how are Russians so fucking useless and poor and live rent free in everyones's heads"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"zogmericans mad when WE brown fully sapport Evropa makes me think"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"zogmericans mad when WE brown fully sapport Evropa makes me think"}
+{"text":"Westerners have probably no idea that the Polish city of Lodz (Łódź) is pronounced \"Wooch\""}
+{"text":"fuck off ivan you're wrong too"}
+{"text":"Btw, it also means boat in Polish. Very creative people, indeed."}
+{"text":"uúdj"}
+{"text":"Why are you seething I'm just sharing a fun fact"}
+{"text":"party girl edish"}
+{"text":"konde Your bisakols seeping through"}
+{"text":"Is Malaysia rich? Why are they always on vacation?"}
+{"text":"Time to stop fighting with myself and die is mr. tanaka more merciful than mr. lim?"}
+{"text":"Just normal IQ120 thing. IQ78 \"chinese\" indogs can't do such psyops."}
+{"text":"Empire of Dust TIL of the context. Kinda explained why they don’t use iq78 locals to do anything important."}
+{"text":"Vasuki Indicus Edition"}
+{"text":"the ultimate boss who discredited whole bhaktbhangi ideology before most bhakts were even born"}
+{"text":"I hate katuwas and katuwai so much"}
+{"text":"bhakts will never be aryan"}
+{"text":"Neither will be you, aligarh chamar"}
+{"text":"just came out as incel to my parents"}
+{"text":"They didn't already know?"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"Prosper and live"}
+{"text":"there's like 3 actual recipes for each piece of meat and everything else is just a variation of those"}
+{"text":"I use knorr aromat powder to emulate the meat umami taste"}
+{"text":"Hello, Markesh Peerjav Vait"}
+{"text":"Why do people give them crap for being 'militant' when they're the exemplary post-liberal state? Every nation on earth should strive to emulate their healthy nationalism and expansionist aspirations."}
+{"text":"we've never been 'millitant' you moron israel is a very generic liberal democratic society"}
+{"text":"2 years later 0 gazan refugees accepted 1+ million africans/jeets accepted update your talking point retard"}
+{"text":"post-liberal state can you provide a definition? I don't know what that's supposed to mean. and whether or not you are using \"liberal\" in the derogatory US sense here that has little to do with the original meaning. \"liberal\" in the original sense should be close to or a less specific \"libertarian\", not the opposite of it."}
+{"text":"thats not his fault its your fault you elected the pro-gaza surrendermonkey"}
+{"text":"Acting like Israel is not a good idea long-term because it leads to everyone hating Israel and Jewish people. The goodwill after the holocaust is quickly running out. Left-wingers in the West hate Israel, muslims hate Israel, right-wingers hate Israel. Everyone will hate Israel soon. Sad but true."}
+{"text":"AI slop should be banned from /int/"}
+{"text":"AI is very 2025 coded desu"}
+{"text":"I'd rather Brazilians be banned"}
+{"text":"If were banned, how else would i be able to post about my favorite country? (Mexico)"}
+{"text":"Ai slop should be banned from existence"}
+{"text":"And theres nothing yurocucks can do about it."}
+{"text":"Uh huh."}
+{"text":"Trump is against ZOG Now you are just taking the piss"}
+{"text":"Russia or India?"}
+{"text":"Correct WRONG"}
+{"text":"Trump is against ZOG. Trump is literally the most pro ZOG president ever. Retard. Trump is against eurocucks and globalists. Trump wants globalism to be lead by America, you fags didn't notice how globalism was just a pro-European policy that mostly benefited the European Union and American, now you will taste a little bit from that globalism but under an American regime. Shame he didnt get to nuke europe though. It'd be a shame to see Europe nuked, I'd like to visit France, the Netherlands, Greece and Istanbul."}
+{"text":"cut budget from education and health(if any) to organise a footy cup this cup is all hopes to give a good image of yourself domestically and internationally )it ends with biggest embarassment and worst reputation possible KWAB"}
+{"text":"tourism to rape kids do europeans really do this!?"}
+{"text":"but the fatimids were also shia?"}
+{"text":"don't act like you don't know"}
+{"text":"Well that's the point, they were kicked by local tribes over being involved in qarmatians attacking the kaaba long before the fatimids. Fatimids absorbed some of them and the rest voluntarily moved away. Banu hilal werent the only qarmatians but were the most \"moderate\" and the ones who survived so people confuse them with banu sulaym for example who were actually displaced by fatimids into north africa but were way less numerous"}
+{"text":"from creating the United States, Israel, the border of Africa and MENA, to making the current lingua franca, to indirectly forming modern China, India, and the state of modern Europe, these niggas are literally responsible for every aspect of the modern world. i can’t think of a single country on earth that cannot trace its current state back to Britain. how did they do it?"}
+{"text":"existing DESPITE them is literally proof of their influence though. the Ottoman collapse and its subsequent division was almost entirely handled by the British"}
+{"text":"You can say the same thing about Mongolian Empire or Macedonian Empire."}
+{"text":"We're God's chosen people"}
+{"text":"if this was true 80s king crimson would be back for just one (1) more tour instead of being gay and splitting it in half between KC and Beat"}
+{"text":"Wasnt your king the a saxe coburg gotha too? The \"Bulgarian Question\" refers to the humanitarian crisis and political turmoil in the Balkans under Ottoman rule, famously highlighted by former British PM William Ewart Gladstone in his 1876 pamphlet Bulgarian Horrors and the Question of the East, where he exposed Ottoman atrocities during the 1876 uprisings, compelling Britain to address the \"Eastern Question I learnt about this stuff in school"}
+{"text":"Why do french niggas have stuffed rabbits instead of stuffed bears? In fact, I don't think I've ever even seen a French depiction of a bear. Do they even know bears exist?"}
+{"text":"What are you rambling about?"}
+{"text":"research doudou vs teddy bear"}
+{"text":"Se poser un lapin Un coup de lapin Pourquoi est-ce que les français aiment tellement les lapins? Mignon mais bizarre"}
+{"text":"every language has its \"vibe\" part of it like how hebrew is written without the vowels even if they do matter or how in english e-i-a and o-u are switched at random, or how in chinese characters are combined to make other characters. in spanish every subject has a gender and the conjugation of the subject follows said gender, and the gender of say, a table, depends on whether its vibes are male or female."}
+{"text":"are they jeet light?"}
+{"text":"south eurasian hang masaman"}
+{"text":"i don't think he's suspicious tbf he just tries to make 18th century race \"science\" fit into modern genetics."}
+{"text":"No, Even the Burmese are racially East Asian despite their neighboring South Asian countries."}
+{"text":"Even the Burmese are racially East Asian Not even lmao."}
+{"text":"I think 4chan should permaban all Canadian IP and it makes this website significantly better place. \"b-but I once talked with a nice Canadian poster before!\" Shut the fuck up, I advice you that \"this\" mindset ruined European society too."}
+{"text":"I think people posting under Japanese flags should be required to prove they are actually Japanese No Engrish teachers or private pacos"}
+{"text":"Bronies, this is your mindset."}
+{"text":"i think diasporas of all sorts shouldn't be allowed to post and minorities should wear badges to distinguish them from their host flag"}
+{"text":"Ok HIVan"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Most of it is contential but turns to sub tropical as you head down south. The landlocked parts of Canada/USA have unreal tempature ranges"}
+{"text":"Although in the case of Canada pretty much of the northern parts of the provinces are sub arctic. And then turn tundra once you hit the territories"}
+{"text":"I always find it interesting that you could fly from the middle of a blizzard to a warm tropical beach, and still be in the same country"}
+{"text":"USA is only a country by name. But I can assure you, some Hispanic guy from Florida and the German/Scandinavian stock from North Dakota or Montana share nothing with each other. Could just as well be two different countries with five other countries between them."}
+{"text":"Why would god give us summers hotter than pakistan and winters as cold as the poles?"}
+{"text":"Yet the holder of heaviest deadlift record in the world is over 2m tall :)"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Also the events that the women won were ALL bodyweight dependent. For example the car pull and tug of war would have been different if the dwarves were allowed to carry weights on their back. Basic traction problem, anyone who does offroading knows. And the 1v1 bar pull is even more obvious."}
+{"text":"yes turkish weightlifter 3 times olympic champion naim süleymanoğlu had dwarfism im not a weight lifting specialist but he is clearly lifting till he is up straight only in that type of lifting it might be better to be just big"}
+{"text":"Most women are forced to admit that men are stronger on average, but they desperately cling to the idea that there is a small population of exceptionally strong women that can contend with men, although this idea is disproven just as easily. I call this the \"she-hulk\" cope."}
+{"text":"I'm native American AMA"}
+{"text":"is your name Messi?"}
+{"text":"look up pictures of his grandmother and aunt"}
+{"text":"0,3%? You are Med by DNA."}
+{"text":"Senhor I'm a proud mapuche/selknam warrior o algo asi"}
+{"text":"You are a Mapuche!"}
+{"text":"Why were they forgotten so fast?"}
+{"text":"Why do 14 year olds want to party with adults? Why do adults invite little children to their parties? 14 year olds can screw each other in their own bedrooms you know?"}
+{"text":"shit happens so fast nowadays it's hard to keep track"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"Anonymous were just kinda cringe"}
+{"text":"Trvke: normgroids secretly envy the life of their political elite. The seethe is just a reflection of it"}
+{"text":"Uh... Ameribros?"}
+{"text":"Men from East Asia go bald at a much lower frequency because the average man there has a prostate that is only about two-thirds the size of a European man’s prostate. The reason men go bald is because they do not get enough vitamin D, or because even if they do get it, their bodies are not able to metabolize it well, since vitamin D is used by the body to lower DHT levels, which cause the prostate to grow. That is why finasteride, a medication made to treat this condition, also makes hair grow back. And because Asians have a prostate that is about one-third smaller, they do not need as much vitamin D to keep the prostate under control. This is also the reason why women do not go bald. This also explains why you lose it as you get older, since the body’s ability to metabolize vitamin D decreases with age, and why it seems that beggars go bald less frequently, since they are exposed to sunlight all the time."}
+{"text":"East Asia masterrace"}
+{"text":"Why are Indians so based?"}
+{"text":"absolutely necessary for society to function In what way? Society was already functioning before it was discovered. Math these days is just a glorified sudoku puzzle."}
+{"text":"the mathematical branch of number theory is numerology"}
+{"text":"Rustled the jeet jimmies with this one"}
+{"text":"Modern number theory consists of hardcore algebraic geometry and complex analysis. What Ramanujan did was basically numerology. Nigga would have gotten his clitty melting at the mere attempt at comprehending a scheme is."}
+{"text":"*what a scheme is"}
+{"text":"I visted 7 european countries last summer in 12 days, driving almost the whole way Ireland UK France Belgium Netherlands Germany Poland Ask me my impression of ur cunt I guess"}
+{"text":"Ireland was fun. Will admit the furthest we got from Dublin was Powerscourt waterfall which was nice Dublin castle was lovely. Went to a few pubs and talked to a lot of nice lads. At the end of the night thought to ask one of them what they did for work. Turns out they were all in high school still. It was a thursday night. No real bad interactions with the irish"}
+{"text":"rank them best to worst"}
+{"text":"1. Poland 2. France 3. Belgium 4. Netherlands 5. Germany 6. Ireland 7. UK Sorry UK. Too crowded, even in the middle of nowhere, and we went from London to Bovington, to Southampton. Awful food. Saw the most tweakers and foreigners there vs anything else. Speed cameras EVERYWHERE. Roads too narrow, even with our tiny rented car. Decent architecture in London. The surrounding countryside leaves much to be desired and is kind of overrated."}
+{"text":"Owww... We're next to France <3"}
+{"text":"agreeable list. depends where you went in belgium, i would put netherlands above it"}
+{"text":"why was Al-Andalus so advanced compared to the rest of Europe?"}
+{"text":"ok abdul"}
+{"text":"was a shithole for the native peoples they got their lick back though and ruled the world"}
+{"text":"Because the dark ages were real and Europe was indisputably an impoverished shithole at the time. Basically, Rome built up a ton of infrastructure and institutions which were extremely extravagant and wasteful, pumping up the population. What used to be sparse tribal land connected by goat path now had large cities in it and very expensive roads. When Rome could no longer support that infrastructure, those cities, or sustain any of the centralized civilizational thermodynamic tricks, everything fell apart and basic scarcity meant people lived much worse lives than they did as tribals. Now you have a huge population that relied on systemic support that no longer existed. The end result? Hell on earth."}
+{"text":"topkek"}
+{"text":"done him"}
+{"text":"Have to postpone my post-workout goon to SSBBW ebony twerk session because my parents are coming over. Fuck this gay retard earth, always interfering with my schedule Happens in your country?"}
+{"text":"yes but not interested in blacks or browns"}
+{"text":"what are you interested in"}
+{"text":"only my race"}
+{"text":"Why do amerimutts do this thing where they project their fantasies on swedes/scandia and pretend they are either a woke libtard utopia or a crime ridden collapsing Muslim dystopia"}
+{"text":"The lewd stuff included wearing thigh highs and furiously schlicking on camera..."}
+{"text":"TRUTHNUKE But India and Africa should be there too"}
+{"text":"Buzzword, buzzword, BUZZWORD!"}
+{"text":"libtards are obsessed with portraying Europe as the perfect socialist utopia with no issues at all Ironically, one of the biggest issues in many European countries is not having ENOUGH immigration. Eastern Europe bought the west some time, but now they're reaching wage parity and are also having issues with a rapidly aging population."}
+{"text":"Please brown and black men we ARE OPEN to you, please COME INSIDE US and claim us Migration is obviously a national security threat"}
+{"text":"Solo es nuestro deseo acabar con la fe, acabar con la fe, y acabar con LOS MOROS y Mola y Requeté."}
+{"text":"first case of dark woke."}
+{"text":"And their neocolonial holdouts when they cant even defend themselves?"}
+{"text":"because i told them to do it, greenland is mine!"}
+{"text":"BaZed. Fuck europe."}
+{"text":"man is burning himself alive as a protest FREEZE SHOW YOUR HANDS mans bones are crumbling I SAID HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM *PAW PAW PAW* why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"Crazy to think before being 60% brown america was a very safe country How are they even supposed to mantain laws like the 2a with a 50% negro demographics"}
+{"text":"Well, how do you guys do it?"}
+{"text":"They, Canada, and Ausfaggia have done it by taking away all gun rights and most freedoms of speech."}
+{"text":"That's the joke we don't and we still a favela dystopia with brownoids shooting random for phones"}
+{"text":"To deprive him of the satisfaction of killing himself for his cause"}
+{"text":"Wouldst thou?"}
+{"text":"what do you fucking think?"}
+{"text":"Ugly mongrel, please stop inflating whores like these."}
+{"text":"Latam would literally simp for the ugliest chinks possible just to prove theyre part of white club lol"}
+{"text":"No, I'm not attracted to 99% of Asian women."}
+{"text":"I fucking love slant eyes and modest chest"}
+{"text":"What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were Chinese?"}
+{"text":"Jerk off to WMAF porn"}
+{"text":"No he’d be black"}
+{"text":"idk prolly chainsmoke cigarettes and start saving to buy a shitton of property"}
+{"text":"Rejoice."}
+{"text":"join the ccp"}
+{"text":"the USA if it were a person"}
+{"text":"Thirdies can't handle all that"}
+{"text":"I'm a fan"}
+{"text":"why do gaijin come to japan and act like this?"}
+{"text":"treat non-japanese like shit? our politician do not do such racism acts but your ruling party politician do this proudly and you idiot say you are human rights country what idiot"}
+{"text":"That never happened btw"}
+{"text":"Settle down there Pvt Gomez, you're laying it on a little thick"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up you irrelevant seething little retard. Nobody likes your third world landfill of a country."}
+{"text":"GAIJINS OUT!!!!"}
+{"text":"How did Finns go from this to.............."}
+{"text":"it's finnished"}
+{"text":"Is there any actual half-Finn half-Indian creatures? What would this creature look like?"}
+{"text":"to this"}
+{"text":"There's a few, but half-Gypsies are more numerous like the one from Ylilauta that raped and murdered a teenage girl."}
+{"text":"from Ylilauta that raped and murdered a teenage girl I would be upset at this, but it depends on one simple question: was she a Finno-Ugric or a Fennoswede?"}
+{"text":"Someday Poland is a European superpower again"}
+{"text":"enough of germany, what is poland now?"}
+{"text":"this nation is too dumb, too shortsighted, too corrupt, too incompetent, too soft, too lazy and generally too retarded to manage itself, not to mention anything bigger enough about ukraine"}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"vpn off vanya"}
+{"text":"PAAAAAAAAAAAN"}
+{"text":"メキシコはクソだ"}
+{"text":"オ アルゴ"}
+{"text":"メヒコ･エス･カガーダ"}
+{"text":"𒍝𒂊 𒄭𒊓𒈬𒈨𒂗"}
+{"text":"When I see germanics and Slavs, I just see potential slaves and servus for my future state in the aegean"}
+{"text":"O child of the Iberians, the masters of your ancestors call you to action. The sins of the Italics must be made right. Restore harmony to the world and give rise to another Heroic age. The lord himself will carry your entire family on his shoulders into the gilded heavens, where you will eat fruit under the shade of cedars, draped in garments dyed with tekhelet."}
+{"text":"I'm italic tho"}
+{"text":"Piedmont Italic yes, Latin no. Our enemy is the one and the same after all. Grind Rome into dust, salt the earth and make the Tiber run red with the blood of those wretched barbarians. The heavens themselves will open the way to Corinth, and you will have the favor of the gods to carry you there."}
+{"text":"I think there are some real whore scumbags on this site. Disgusting rot people. I'd already heard about this theory here from a Norwegian, but I didn't believe it. Earlier, the moderator deleted several \"pol\" threads but left the most recent one. Which means he must have received alerts from users of this board... So there are people who alert the moderator about innocuous threads (it's not porn or gore, it's just news). In 20 years of use, I have never reported a single thread. What do you call these people in your country ?"}
+{"text":"är det dyrt eller"}
+{"text":"Vet du hur blattarna först kom till? De var en gång semiter, tagna av USA. Torterade och lemlästade… … en förstörd och fruktansvärd livsform. Och nu … fulländade: mina stridande Kaosblattar.” ”Vem tjänar ni?” ”EBBA!”"}
+{"text":"Ebbaman den orangea"}
+{"text":"Not cool man. Don't post shit like this"}
+{"text":"åh du grode"}
+{"text":"Azn, wt, blk, bbc cross sections"}
+{"text":"Moderately rare flag"}
+{"text":"i dont get it are these like keyholes or something?"}
+{"text":"They're Japanese sword autism disks"}
+{"text":"rate her based on women in your country!"}
+{"text":"Your clitty is leaking"}
+{"text":"Is you're country renowned for its art?"}
+{"text":"I’m an artist. I’m a performance artist. I’m hired for people to profill their fantasies. Their deep. dark. fantasies."}
+{"text":"europeans will do anything besides have an industry and militirzie"}
+{"text":"Anti-Italian discrimination"}
+{"text":"italians be like: \"not approved!\""}
+{"text":"Why don't they just pump all male kids full of growth hormones, so that the average male will be over 2 meters tall. Then women can have their size difference fetishes fulfilled and there won't be anymore incels"}
+{"text":"because that is eugenics and it is immoral or something"}
+{"text":"Cute german dwarf, you are so cool"}
+{"text":"I'm not a dwarf I'm built like a tall person just scaled down"}
+{"text":"Why don't you do this as a parent? Just inject the growth hormones into your kids yourself. And your kid will have a competetive advantage if everyone is not doing this"}
+{"text":"From what I've heard, growth hormone doesn't actually much when the kid has normal hormone levels already. It only does when it's a big overdose, like in people with gigantism, which can come with downsides such as facial deformation. At least that's what Gemini told me when I vented to it. Maybe it lied to make me feel better"}
+{"text":"women-only wagon, Japan"}
+{"text":"I don't get it"}
+{"text":"What did stonetoss mean by this?"}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"How the fuck is Ben still worshipping Trump, what does it take for him to start doubting the cheeto"}
+{"text":"Another margerald by benny"}
+{"text":"It would take losing viewership, since presumably that's how he makes a living."}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore."}
+{"text":"what's your flag's lore?"}
+{"text":"nobody actually knows. the 1885 design looks like pic. the two stripes are inspired by the traditional talit (prayer garment worn from ~1900 years ago) but the more mysterious part is the symbol in the middle which appears in temples from 2500 years ago but no one actually knows what it means. most likely its just an old decorative symbol or luck charm"}
+{"text":"MS Paint shapes tool and 10 minutes of work is the official lore The darker shade of blue looked nicer imo"}
+{"text":"does your country have friends?"}
+{"text":"v.wise mr de gally"}
+{"text":"Yes, but we need more"}
+{"text":"I consider France, Germany, Spain, Greece, Japan and Sweden friends"}
+{"text":"We only have enemies and flunkies, no friends."}
+{"text":"animal abuse"}
+{"text":"Why is the Sicilian male and Germanic tribe female union so aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"tiny american pecker rage Mmk?"}
+{"text":"He has lighter skin than her"}
+{"text":"he doesn't look like Sicilian"}
+{"text":"I read they measure noses in Brazil"}
+{"text":"Southern European x Northern European couples have an elite aesthetic unmatched even"}
+{"text":"If you are not ethnically European, you should be kicked out of Europe without rights. And if you don't have amerindian blood, you should be kicked out of the Americas with no rights."}
+{"text":"We'll make Houston TX an ethnostate for mutts"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"JOAO GILBERTO MENTIONED!!! OMG!!!"}
+{"text":"I'm in Cali bro I ain't gonna leave"}
+{"text":"do they really?"}
+{"text":"lowkey the GOATs ngl"}
+{"text":"And Bearn"}
+{"text":"Béarn flag has blue on it Aunis is red and yellow though"}
+{"text":"add galatasaray"}
+{"text":"Shimane There's Nigata too"}
+{"text":"Xitter is the only social media that made me rage quit Not even 4chins has done that"}
+{"text":"What's with libtards and thinking hell exists and God is like their HR department boss lol"}
+{"text":"serbian twitter was ok when it was sport discussions and women bitching about men then political parties found it,now its boted to hell every post has floods of 100s of super users that post a 1000 comments a day trying to steer it into politics and its all just ragebait bullshit,there are no insular communities. Instagram is a softcore porn site and has the same issues,serbian reddit is were the original plague of agitation bots started from and facebook is dead."}
+{"text":"Have you ever met a robber in your life?"}
+{"text":"BBC moment"}
+{"text":"I've met plenty Albanians"}
+{"text":"Are they Muslims?"}
+{"text":"still no word filter"}
+{"text":"A black guy stole the tip jar from my Asian gf's store, in a 92% white neighborhood. Blacks are never really going to beat the allegations."}
+{"text":"Do you live in a high trust society?"}
+{"text":"i was expecting a craKKKa to appears and steal the iPhone (along with all resources from the area)"}
+{"text":"Actual good one lmao"}
+{"text":"I expected cringe but that was actually pretty funny"}
+{"text":"MENA poster get a joke pick one"}
+{"text":"If you watched until the end you would see they aren't trying to hide that it's staged"}
+{"text":"The dilapidated administrative centre for a Soviet oblast? Some outer suburbs of Pyongyang? A far-flung Siberian mining colony? No! Canberra, capital of Australia - GDP US$1.75 trillion. Suffering."}
+{"text":"Looks ok to me, what's wrong with it, it's a planned city made for central governance purposes"}
+{"text":"why would you carefully craft a detailed road layout for your capital city, and then just plob random monotone buildings? could have haussmann'd a new australian architectural identity easily"}
+{"text":"We ran out of money after WWI and WWII and by the time we had money it was the 50s-60s and concrete brutalism was already a terminal cancer on the Western world, so this is what we got. This is the plan that finished second place in the 1912 competition btw."}
+{"text":"why are you concerned with the color of buildings? the only thing that matters is your salary and the quality of services"}
+{"text":"It's a fucking weird retro-futurist scenery but it would look really cool today. Also how could you run out of money after the world wars where you only provided canon fodder fully equiped by UK ?"}
+{"text":"There are no germans behind this flag"}
+{"text":"the same is true for all euro flags"}
+{"text":"I prefer being in front of the flag desu we ran out of jobs, sorry, now only paying taxes"}
+{"text":"No idea I'm D*tch"}
+{"text":"Wat nou?"}
+{"text":"There are no german incels, all of them are foreigners in my country Ultra based"}
+{"text":"Norwegian royal family European bros... I.... just... why .."}
+{"text":"Maybe if European men were actually somewhat masculine they would not suffer from this, even pajeet cab drivers have more masculinity than most western euros"}
+{"text":"The boy is much better looking than the father"}
+{"text":"declined all her royal roles and titles to live the life she want ok she is a bbc enjoyer now, im not shure but he isnt that bad compared to her last husband. and it doesnt matter."}
+{"text":"they're looksmatched"}
+{"text":"no we dont. harald is based, haakon his based, ingrid is based. we got our monarchy settled for decades and generations to come."}
+{"text":"External debt 2024"}
+{"text":"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. good luck collecting"}
+{"text":"wow I thought it was greece that had all the denbts"}
+{"text":"usa spends 15% of entire budget to cover the interest"}
+{"text":"just like my credit card rates"}
+{"text":"Public debt is such a meme. Sure bro just go up to your public pension/healthcare fund and demand a withdrawal from the communally owned public debt account. Take as much as you need you're owed it after all."}
+{"text":"What's public transportation like in your country?"}
+{"text":"Why not flood that place with some hard as fuck drug that kill them off? I think it would be a human approach: they get what they crave and we got rid of the problem"}
+{"text":"guy next to the door is fucking high on bath salts"}
+{"text":"there are words but there is no meaning is this dialogue ai?"}
+{"text":"kek I just saw the poster on the wall saying 'don't be someone's subway story' looooooool"}
+{"text":"the way they start chimping out over a word is crazy, its like pavlovs law"}
+{"text":"We encourage you to have a look around the catalog first to see what we’re all about before posting your first thread. Topics typically posted here include: Outdoor recreational activities (Hiking, trail running, bushwhacking, camping, spelunking, geocaching, orienteering, expeditions, urban exploration, backpacking, etc.) Gardening, farming and related activities Hunting and fishing, and other activities involving the stalking or taking of game (including bird-watching) Outdoor survival, bushcraft, foraging, self-sustenance in nature, train-hopping, hoboism, etc. Outdoor destinations and exploration (specific trails, parks, regions, etc.) Water-related activities (boats, diving, etc.) Outdoor philosophy (conservation, Leave No Trace, protectionism, etc.) Outdoor building and living (cabins, huts, treehouses, etc.) Outdoor social activities and organizations (meet-ups, Scouts, NOLS, etc.) Gear related to any of the above topics Most topics related to the outdoors are fine. Write properly, behave politely, encourage a respectful community, and most importantly, GO OUTSIDE!!"}
+{"text":"Just a friendly reminder that threads about weapons which do not pertain to their use in outdoor activities should be posted on /k/ instead. Thanks."}
+{"text":"5° AT Trip, Am I Cooked? I'm gonna be going on a 2 night, 20-mile trip on the AT this coming Friday. It looks like it'll be a lot colder than I was anticipating. Could you give me your opinion on whether or not my gear will keep me warm enough? Am I cooked? WEATHER: Friday - 22° Hi, 8°Lo, Clear, 16mph wind Saturday - 14°Hi, 5°Lo, Clear, 8mph wind Sunday - 14° Hi, 9° Lo, Clear, 3mph wind SLEEP/CLOTHING: \\-Trilaminate military-style bivy sack Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you aren't confident in your gear or your survival skills then you cancel the trip. You aren't bringing shelter and you aren't bringing enough food to keep yourself active, and sleeping bag companies always overestimate their capabilities by 10-20 degrees f. If you improvise a shelter every night, have a steady fire, and hunt or increase supply stock to offset all the extra activity and cold calorie loss, you probably won't make your destination on time due to needing to stop early to scavenge for shelter and fuel."}
+{"text":"You need a good tent to protect yourself from the cold and wind. You can sleep in a bivy but you do not have room to eat, change clothes, sort gear in a bivy."}
+{"text":"The snowy world you grew up in no longer exists. There are those out there who made billions depriving you of snowy winters."}
+{"text":"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his recklessly consoomerist lifestyle depends on his not understanding it."}
+{"text":"You won't be around to see that though. Incoherent nigbabble. Just ignore it."}
+{"text":"There's plenty of data available in ice cores, tree rings, oxygen isotope ratios in sedimentary plankton and corals, radiocarbon dating, direct human measurements in the historic record, and the geologic features of the landscape itself. Just because you're too stupid to understand the evidence doesn't mean it can be wholly dismissed."}
+{"text":"Bro i live at 9.8k feet in Colorado and I'm looking at a grassy lawn rn"}
+{"text":"They won't respond to this."}
+{"text":"aren't those mountains downright dangerous this time of year"}
+{"text":"the last sunlight of november, the sun is only returning right now"}
+{"text":"Moosilauke yesterday. There was about a 30 minute window of blue skies and everything closed back in for the rest of the day, scattered snow showers and 40+ mph winds. It was hard to get back on trail from the summit cone without GPS."}
+{"text":"Saw a group heading up at around 2:30, still below the first overlook, hopefully they turned around because they didn't look prepared. Small jansport style bags, no visible gloves, hardshells or traction devices and one of the girls was wearing a cotton hoodie. When I was getting onto the sawyer highway I saw that they had parked illegally at the end of ravine road and had tickets waiting for them. Hopefully they don't pop up on NH Fish and Game later as a rescue."}
+{"text":"I like rage gardening, gardening under pressure, and spite hothousing."}
+{"text":"\"oh you wanna be a bitch you fucking habanero whore??\" shoves it into the oven whole. yeah fuck you and your lice. i can get very very angry at plants. ironically the Carolina reaper ive chokeslammed last year went on the be the best plant."}
+{"text":"a lot of cityfags did guerrilla gardenening in the 2010s when i lived around such foul places. it was kinda based though. one dude even planted weed everywhere that was fun. i am growing veggies and weed both in and outdoors and i feel like indoor stuff is much harder. if thats \"extreme\" enough for you."}
+{"text":"Carolina reaper I love these fucking peppers, although I also like the fruity taste that ghost peppers have despite being less hot"}
+{"text":"For me, it’s Trinidad Scorpion."}
+{"text":"Everyone check in - New England here, waiting to see something Tonight is supposed to be the night"}
+{"text":"Epic drug use bro"}
+{"text":"cry more bitch"}
+{"text":"I’m in DFW. Probably won’t see shit"}
+{"text":"Minnesota, exactly 45°n here. It was underwhelming and not worth staying up to 2 am for. Perhaps if I had a better view of the northern horizon and wasn’t so close to town it would have been better, but it was underwhelming compared to November 11th or several other events over the last two years"}
+{"text":"By comparison, here’s November 11th."}
+{"text":"see this, what do?"}
+{"text":"lurk more"}
+{"text":"WHOS A GOOD BEAR WHOS A GOOD BEAR"}
+{"text":"I kill the cubs and take the she-bear as my new mate"}
+{"text":"Clawed paws typed this post"}
+{"text":"tfw it's real"}
+{"text":"Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the public outright should be turned into condos for millionaires instead."}
+{"text":"Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the public Thats where all the kids go missing Yes it does, if you're jewish"}
+{"text":"No, that's retarded, but your pic is comfy."}
+{"text":"Pussy, walk out onto the fin"}
+{"text":"My legs were exhausted by the time I reached the top and I didn't want to risk dying. The sign says the view is just as good from the allowed view-cuckbox but I don't think it is. I hate scary rock outcroppings with no railings and believe me I spend plenty of time on them. I watched a fit early 20 something couple ascend off into the fins, and I think other people too. Kinda sucks they can't put a proper path into the fins to a better view. I guess the actual better view is from Roaring Plains, but that's an annoying one because you have to be there sept 1- dec 31 for the road to be open otherwise its a much longer walk."}
+{"text":"There's a similar place at the top of Mt. Laguna in San Diego. Nice railed area for viewing but if you hop the rail and walk around the corner theres a ledge. Its basically a shelf thats 6,000 feet above the valley floor. And its slightly sloped (towards the drop off of course). Friend and I sat there and had lunch after a hike once. One slip and it would have been flight training with no recovery."}
+{"text":"What does your backpacking kit look like & what are your favorite pieces of gear you have that are unusual or greatly increased your quality of life on the trail? This is my basic kit alot of the gear is 10 years old or more I have recently added a camp chair & a little bidet that goes on a water bottle. My favorite piece of gear is not pictures but it is a frybake pan which is basically a lightweight dutch oven I will be using it on my trip at the end of this month to roast a chicken & make stuffing."}
+{"text":"The only thing that's a little unusual is my 6L hydropak water bag. I carry 8L for overnights innadesert. I know AZT thru hikers often carry less, but there are known water sources at intervals on the trail. I just go wander around in the sky islands. There are springs on the map but they're often dry. I've marked the locations of cattle tanks but sometimes they move the herds and the tanks are dry."}
+{"text":"Oh wow that is a cool piece of gear! Is it compatible with a sawyer water filter or how do you fill it on the trail? I may have to get one for when camp is far from a water source that would be game changing for dinner time & clean up without having to walk back & forth between the creek all night"}
+{"text":"Take the hammock pill."}
+{"text":"This nigger doesn't know about specialization. Keep making those cookies cuck."}
+{"text":"Stopping at the burger place on the way back. Would bet they serve up a great burger."}
+{"text":"Chocolate covered peanuts. Apples, oranges or dates. Raisins. Oat porridge with raisins and jam for breakfast, and two cups of strong and sweet tea. For lunch (only really on the first day if it's a multi-day hike) I like a big sandwich with lots of butter, thick slices of ham, honey, black pepper, brie, and maybe salad or bell peppers. Cured sausage and a few glugs of aquavit for when I reach the goal of the trip. No, the real treat is a petrol station burger (biggest they have, no fries) and a bottle of ice cold Coke when I get back down. Sit down on the bench outside and eat it sensuously."}
+{"text":"Can't go wrong with GORP"}
+{"text":"Hardtack this is only good when you've been on a ship for an extended period of time and all the other food has been eaten already. You let it soak in your coffee for a little while and then use a spoon to skim the weevils and weevil eggs off of the top"}
+{"text":"The Aird-X is a dogshit rod with a dogshit name. The blank feels terrible and so does the handle. The Lightning Rod is way better. I'm going to buy two of them on Wednesday. Daiwa makes great rods, but the Aird-X is terrible."}
+{"text":"Thanks guys though I'm gonna disappoint. The rod/reel you've suggested is probably a million times better than what I'm gonna end up with cause I'm going to go to a store close by to buy a rod/reel there. I guess idk what I was really asking lol Since that post I realized I prefer spinners I'm taking old man with me to help pick one out from what they have available since his still big into fishing."}
+{"text":"that's not true at all aside from the reelseat which iis entirely subjective. it's minimalist to enhance sensitivity on a budget blank. everything else about that rod punches above it's weight. haven't held a lightning rod but other berkley rods i've held in the budget range are pretty shit and have bad reviews. tell me what's good about the \"24 ton modulus\" blank on the lightning rod? that's very low end. I've stepped on an aird-x multiple times on concrete and not damaged it, beat that. at the end of the day you do you, but your opinion is contradictory to countless reputable fishermen and you probably never even bought an arid-x. you're acting like a $50 rod is supposed to be amazing? how much is berkley paying you?"}
+{"text":"Yeah below a certain price point all you can do is send it and make it work."}
+{"text":"just don't buy a junk reel. there are $50 reels that are absolute junk and feel like slop after a few months. walmart has shimano Fx fc for $20 and sienna fg for $30. those won't have any slop in them out of the box and they don't use potmetal for the gears. avoid rod/reel combo pacakges because most of the time they give you a junk reel, unless it's daiwa or shimano... but even then a lot of times they get damaged in shipping or by children in store."}
+{"text":"Was he retarded? or free?"}
+{"text":"why didn't the so called magic bus realize alexander was a member of the proletariat and provide the means to sustain life."}
+{"text":"the wikipedia page likely has more info then some overly drawn out youtube slop."}
+{"text":"Total freedom begets total retardation. He was both."}
+{"text":"All I'd have to donisnbring a sat phone. Boom I don't die and thus do better. It's called being a survivalist for a reason."}
+{"text":"You barely even qualify as human."}
+{"text":"Is there anything I should know to deal with winter conditions hiking? I've never been hiking with a significant amount of snow or ice, but am planning to do some in January in the Appalachians around VA, WV, MD, and/or PA."}
+{"text":"You can replace the hats, neck warmer and balaclava with a single polar buff."}
+{"text":"I've summited Washington in the winter. You want a rigid boot with crampons."}
+{"text":"I see you just mentioned hiking. Be careful in the winter time though. Understand that it gets very cold at night and often windy. If you decide to camp overnight you need a very good inflatable pad to keep you off of the frozen ground. The ground will wick all of the heat away from your body because your body weight will crush the insulating material you are laying on. - quality inflatable sleeping pad - quality sleeping bag - quality tent - suitable layers of clothing. Seems easy enough until you get caught in a rain shower on a 35 degree day with wind. - food - water"}
+{"text":"I like having spares, especially of different weights in case I sweat one out or want to adjust. How do you propose to wear a buff as a hat? You want a rigid boot with crampons. I respectfully disagree. There are some routes where you need steel-shanked mountaineering boots and crampons like lions head, but ammo and jewell are both walk-ups you can do in trail runners and microspikes on a good day. I absolutely believe in coming prepared though, and on the bad days packing light and fast like that will get you killed. That being said, if you were to park at ammo on a sunday or monday the weekend crowd will probably have tamped down the trail enough to breeze up in a few hours under good conditions."}
+{"text":"For 3-season, sure. You need this level of redundancy in winter in the alpine if you want to keep your ears. buff as a hat Twist the top and pull it back down over your head. How do you survive leaving your house?"}
+{"text":"With gears its not so much about effort as it is time."}
+{"text":"Behold A quad bike with articulating chassis"}
+{"text":"just pack a tent lmao"}
+{"text":"I think it's a good way to get trapped and raped by hobos."}
+{"text":"What if OPs intent was always hobo sex?"}
+{"text":"If you are a hunter or angler you now possess the power to bring back two species. Game or fish. You can only pick one category. you may pick two species one will not displace or harm an ecosystem it will be available to pursue by yourself and the public in its traditional range and sustain itself the other will be only for you in an environment which it lived you will have a one time pursuit of it with sufficient resources either species may be living or extinct What are your choices?"}
+{"text":"Mammoths because I found a parts of a skeleton about ten miles from my home. The desert and it was in a deep erosion cut. Something maybe part of a thigh bone 6 ft long, wide as a large pumpkin in circumference. It makes me think of Skyrim"}
+{"text":"Ain't no way these stood up with bird bones. I bet they flopped around like walruses and were filthy and stank."}
+{"text":"Salt and pepper Then just fry them"}
+{"text":"Megarachne. As a prank. People eat tarantulas sonit counts."}
+{"text":"Penguins are flightless and don't have hollow \"bird bones,\" bird brain. They need dense bones to stay under water and hunt otherwise they'd be floating to the surface constantly."}
+{"text":"Since I think all y'all would be the most mature and knowledgable board about this: I need to settle this debate for our families emergency kits when a snowstorm or power outage hits. (I checked for a stupid questions thread but there wasn't any) I am arguing in favor of getting two butane gas stoves/burners for general use, see picrel The reason for this is that I want to be able to cook indoors for obvious security reasons. We all live in the same, but pretty cramped subdivision, and everyone can look into eachothers front and back yards. However, my brother is having a mental breakdown how carbon dioxide will kill us if we'd cook indoors without mechanical ventilation or a range hood after a power outage. Regardless of cracking a window or two. For indoor use I would prefer to use one of those flat stoves rather than something tall like those stoves that you screw on top of a canister, due to its much higher center of gravity. I know there are some safety concerns with those flat stoves, but to my knowledge that is caused by using pots or pans on the stove that are way too large, reflecting and conducting a lot of heat back down to where the gas canister is, causing it to burst under pressure, and the gas igniting from the lit burner, causing a nice thermobaric effect I suppose. Let's focus the discussion purely using a propane (butane too I guess) stove indoors in an emergency with regard to breathing safety. Are there any risks if you just cook in one room upstairs with the window(s) open? Do the risks outweigh the safety/security offered by cooking indoors to your opinion?"}
+{"text":"that gas heater actually has a tiny little pilot light that burns on the outside, they're pretty safe"}
+{"text":"since op is concerned of carbon monoxide, and though he's about propane and butane, i'd recommend a spirit stove (trangia and similar brands) using methanol (methil alcohol). methanol is on every Chinese store here, and readily available. it's toxic, so dont drink it, but is kind of safe if you dont do much contact or inhale much of it. point is, it has one single carbon atom, so it combines stechiometrically perfect with an oxygen molecule (2 oxygens) making perfect combustion: no monoxide but maybe some traces. the stove has no mechanical pieces: long life. just learn how much alcohol you'll need for every dish and it's all. it's cheap also. silent, etc. very happy with it, inside a boat, at home, etc. i use it with no ventilation if it's rough outside. no problems by now. stable, and if you take the time to learn the amount of alcohol, you can forget about it, as, when the lentils are done, alcohol is finished. no risk to forget and burn. you can use any alcohol, also: ethil alcohol (sanitary one), isopropyl, even vodka, but the only one which will not soot black your pots is still methanol. take care."}
+{"text":"I have one of these literally under my sink.And i have no ventilation other then windows and doors"}
+{"text":"An open room is more than enough to stop \"carbon dioxide\" poisoning, let alone cracking a window. Provided you're just using the stove for meals and not planning on running it 24/7 for emergency heating you should go with the camp stove."}
+{"text":"I love me some naptha-induced tent eye in the morning"}
+{"text":"Are Himalayas better than Alps for someone who is in good shape but doesn't climb very dangerous peaks?"}
+{"text":"The Alps aren't a big deal. Average altitude of ski logdes is about 5,000 feet. Thats the same as Denver Colorado. Las Vegas valley floor is at about 2,000 feet. The lodge at Lee Canyon ski resort is at about 8,200 feet and is a 45 minute drive from The Strip. The peak of the mountain is 12,000 feet."}
+{"text":"Europe here. Dolomites actually. You're not welcome. We're sick and tired of the helicopters. All day, every day. They're looking for you idiots. Why, I don't know. Most of you are already dead by the time the heli lifts off. Go to the Himalayas. They're prettier, more dangerous and more impressive. Leave us alone. We don't want you dying here."}
+{"text":"No actual north american outdoorsman would ever go to europe for anything nature related. We pick up and rescue way more of you european boobs here when you simply drive to far down a road cause the freedom here is too much for you to handle."}
+{"text":"For me it's the Alps. Wake up in bliss small town, take the free public transit to the trailhead, or ask a local to car pool me there if needed. Do a brisk walk along the nicely maintained trail, then head back down into town to relax and drink wine and eat cheeses. You just can't get that kind of experience in Nepal"}
+{"text":"You can't even walk along a river without getting shot for trespassing"}
+{"text":"Bro I hate this so fucking much. I tried to help my friend dig his own patch and we dug out a shitload of masonry like bricks, concrete bits, tiles, even a large piece of broken toilet. That shit is a crime"}
+{"text":"Seconding this. I have saved more than one doomed plant by taking cuttings of the healthier looking parts. Also, once the cutting gets big and grown, propagate it AGAIN. Always back up your plants."}
+{"text":"yeah man ive found stuff in my garden you wouldnt believe. old masonry shit, rocks, fucking rusted up wehrmacht helmets. i swear to god one day ill find an english bomb and die about it."}
+{"text":"Burp"}
+{"text":"The deed is done. I took the mat out and cut the hole a lot bigger so that it doesn't touch the trunk and gives it plenty of space. it fit back nicely and gives the soil plenty of cover without touching the base. Should be nice for summer, it's been super rainy but tons of hot sunny days coming later this week"}
+{"text":"Is /ice climbing/ yuru?"}
+{"text":"Nice new, unused rope, anon. I see you got some used ice axes so people don't immediately notice your brand new gear this time..."}
+{"text":"What's some of your favorite /out/ approved kinos?"}
+{"text":"megabased"}
+{"text":"SG1"}
+{"text":"There it is. Brutal movie, extremely excellent."}
+{"text":"Any experience using Meshtastic devices out on a camping trip or whatever?"}
+{"text":"...why?"}
+{"text":"Hello /out/ it's me again. Maybe it is time for another abandoned mine exploration thread. I have posted these for over a decade; this will be the last one. AMA. I'll answer what I can. I hope you enjoy."}
+{"text":"did you stop and poop?"}
+{"text":"I recently got my bachelor's in history from my local university, honestly even though I'm qualified for office jobs and stuff, I'd rather have a farm in Tennessee and grow weed and shrooms and opium and DMT (if the climate of Tennessee allows to grow DMT containing compounds), and raise chicken and sell eggs and sell fruits and vegetables, and power my farm home with renewable energy like solar panels."}
+{"text":"If weed isn't legal, then it's a pain to grow. You need to grow it indoors, which means hydroponics and lights and a lot of electricity. I had a friend who pulled it off in QC before it became legal and told me some stories. First, he had to take out a lone with the HA to buy the equipment and get everything set up. Then he had to steal the electricity because the power company was cracking down on grow ops. He also had a bunch of hair raising stories about selling the weed. You don't want all the local kids heading to your farm to grab a oz or 2 and the people who'll buy a kg of weed tend to be massive unreliable assholes and own to many guns."}
+{"text":"Well that's ok because he also plans to produce and distribute opium"}
+{"text":"Poppies are actually legal to grow."}
+{"text":"Ain't nobody doing resell scale production of opium in NA."}
+{"text":"History degree Sorry to hear that man. I chose Poli. Sci. Should’ve had STEM autism instead of social studies"}
+{"text":"any subcultures other than rock climbing that have a dirtbagging scene?"}
+{"text":"Conservation corps. Never realized others pursue careers doing my dirty habits. Surely some here have participated."}
+{"text":"Wrong. The carving depicts skiers. It is a White Sea Rock carving and was made before 2,000 BC. The experts disagree with you and the evidence they've discovered disagree with you."}
+{"text":"They work at the resorts to get free passes. Back in the day called ski bums. Easy to spot on slope (worn gear) but always great skiers."}
+{"text":"The only two people that I've met that have done conservation work were both rich white women that just wandered aimlessly through life while their parents paid for everything. Dirtbagging isn't financially possible anymore."}
+{"text":"The ones i knew were brokies. Hike 30-60 miles inna woods for back breaking trail work months at a time. cold water washing and paid seasonal barely min wage. Best hope was to get hired year-round at USFS or National Parks but no way that was happening then or now. They just enjoy being /out/ or am I mistaken on dirtbagging?"}
+{"text":"Are these psilocybin?"}
+{"text":"he is trying to kill you you goddamn idiot."}
+{"text":"eat them and find out"}
+{"text":"100% not psychedelic"}
+{"text":"why dont you just do some incredibly basic research and find out for yourself retard"}
+{"text":"Try some. You can eat anything once."}
+{"text":"Have any of you seen bigfoot?"}
+{"text":"Deer also do a lot of crashing around. Fighting during the rut season scrubbing thw felt off their antlers. Theu kill dozens of sapings every year just scrubbing their antlers at my place."}
+{"text":"We didn't have much dear back then. And this was just one crash and then dead silence."}
+{"text":"Branches break off and fall all the time. Think about all the dead fall cluttering the forest floor that snapped off 40+ feet in the air."}
+{"text":"Autist here. What is the appropriate way to greet women that you encounter on the trail?"}
+{"text":"Women have a natural inclination for wiccanism and paganism because it speaks to their lost ancestral tradition, although distorted. Younger foids are becoming racist pagan trad girls again, there is hope for the next gen of men to find good partners outside the church."}
+{"text":"Had some yuppies report me to a ranger muy basado"}
+{"text":"These are absolutely not good women lmao. If you think they have anything of value for you then I hope you are ready for the rollercoaster of retardation to come"}
+{"text":"long beard, scruffy looking, odd shaped me too, and i like to run on all fours so ive freaked hikers out before thinking i was a bear and i come out of the shrubbery. good times"}
+{"text":"i usually just give a quick wave and say hi and keep walking. then i turn around start screaming and running on all fours off the trail and into the woods"}
+{"text":"near one of the most remote lakes in the western US. I thought /out/ told me the western US was remote and untouched. all you really need is a car, AllTrails™ App, and some running shoes?"}
+{"text":"no #calledyouonyourlarp"}
+{"text":"meh. maybe. in my state, state land is relatively small in comparison to federal land but what it has is very accessible- and not just state parks. The state owns all sorts of random parcels that are not developed in any way- little to no signage etc....but you are free to hike, fish, hunt on it etc...its great because a lot of people dont even know about it (them) so they see very little traffic. he is refering to land owned by the State not federal land"}
+{"text":"Has anyone been to the little slot of BLM land in SD?"}
+{"text":"no. but been past it on the hwy. its right outside of sturgis so not super isolated but looks cool enough. some historic stuff there too."}
+{"text":"RuffleKKKuntz dat be Jenny Lake trailhead in Grand Tit-ons there was just a news article on it and how Delta lake is over-infested with humanimals in need of extermination"}
+{"text":"my friend is backpacking in the grand canyon this march and asked last minute if I wanted to come backcountry permits for this mach closed already do they even check for those in the park?? I hiked the high sierra trail in sequoia national park and no one ever asked for my permit, even as I was going down to the mount whitney trailhead should I just risk it? are they more likely to check for permits in the grand canyon? also, if they do, if I just told them an animal ran off with it or something, would they let me off the hook?"}
+{"text":"If your friend has a permit I think they can just add you. I have seen rangers on a couple of my hikes in the grand canyon on the popular trails (bright angel and kaibab), I think in those areas if you're camping you have to stay at one of the designated campsites anyway though and pretty sure you have to check in at those. anywhere else more remote with dispersed camping I doubt you'll see a ranger unless you're unlucky"}
+{"text":"Backcountry permits aren't a thing. Laws can only be made on what can be enforced. Backcountry permits cannot be successfully enforced."}
+{"text":"They can just add you assuming you havent met an upper limit on number of people in a group. I would say you are more likely to run into a ranger in the busier parts of the grand canyon like than on the HST in sequoia. If you risk it and do run into a ranger, whether they let it slide will depend mostly on your manners and if you are breaking other rules. Saying an animal stole it is like saying a dog ate your homework and will just piss them off. They also can easily check with the permit office over radio or even have printouts of all the permit holders in the area they patrol, so dont lie to them. t. forest janny who has worked checking backcountry permits on the HST"}
+{"text":"You have to be >16 to post on 4chan."}
+{"text":"It's been a little while, /out/.... Thinking about camping with my dad as a kid. He died earlier this year. I miss the hell out of you dad."}
+{"text":"When the money is fake, everything is. Being a lawyer is fine, it suckles at the teet of the state and becomes fat which is all anybody could hope to do in this hellhole."}
+{"text":"Just see it as their time. It's the next part of their life journey. See it less as something to be sad about, and rather slight excitement for them to make it to the next step, none of us escape it. That brings me comfort anyway."}
+{"text":"Good on you, getting sober is not easy."}
+{"text":"I wonder, if you held an alcoholic in recovery down and pumped their anal cavity with alcohol. Would they hold the alcohol, or would they shit it out? You've seen alcoholics being force fed alcohol but never a forced buttchug. The question is: would they accept this windfall/defeat? Would they yield or resist based on the strangeness of it?"}
+{"text":"Well, this is response I did not expect. So I will give you one in return. The colon is actually capable of absorbing the alcohol, so they would get drunk as fuck. There was a trend (and I hope it is still alive), where girls were dipping tampons in booze and inserting them in their butthole to get drunk secretly over long period. Did the guys do it too? I dont know, maybe gayboys did. But anyway I do not want to go on a tangent, I guess the alcoholics feelings would depend whether he/she is in treatment willingly. Maybe if you told him/her that it is because it wont smell from breath, they would look forward to it."}
+{"text":"yea"}
+{"text":"Wtf I thought he wears sun glasses."}
+{"text":"hey retard that's a goldfinch. I feed upwards of 20 of them in my backyard. Let me know when you get a legendary or rare bird. bitch!"}
+{"text":"How to take care of leather hiking boots? I bought a pair of razorbacks, but I have no clue of how to take care of leather? And how to break them in? Help me /out/"}
+{"text":"you wear them and go through the suffering until they are comfy. otherwise you could piss into them unironically thats how german soldiers did it back in ze day. my granny said something in the piss makes the leather smooth."}
+{"text":"What's /out/ opinion on boot knives? Thinking of getting one because they're the easiest fixed blade knives to EDC that are also large and easy enough to conceal. Survival knives are too large and look mall-ninja-tier when edc'd and neck knives are usually too small."}
+{"text":"accuses others of posting stock images posts a stock image ??? chill out cleetus i'm sure you're very spooky with your totally not a larp knife"}
+{"text":"A boot knife is any knife you carry in/on your boot. There are reasons that you may want to do this but frankly if you're asking /out/ about it then you probably don't have a practical reason. Soldiers in certain roles might have gear the makes belt carry impractical, you often see (or at least saw) that in airborne troops. That's also why Chris Redfield carries his knife the way he does in RE1. I carried a knife in my boot in high school because I was often accosted by homeless people on the way home but it was only in my boot at school for concealment, it was in my pocket as soon as I was on my way home so I could actually get to it. You're probably determined to do this no matter what anyone tells you so I recommend that you get the S&W HRT, it's a copy of the Gerber Mk1. Everyone in China makes a copy of the Mk1 but S&W's comes with a better sheath than most and even if you use this thing most of what you'll be doing is carrying it. If you're willing to spend a little more money then Cold Steel's integral dagger is nice and also comes with a nice sheath."}
+{"text":"Are you really trying to impress us with a stainless steel, Pakistani rennfair piece? And Jesus Christ, vacuum your keyboard."}
+{"text":"Asked about boot knives, posted a picture of a dagger This thread went to shit pretty fast, but it's not really surprising. Having a knife in your boot is retarded and makes you run funny as you chafe. Get a decent fixed knife with only one sharp edge about 4-6 inches in length, and carry it at your waist. Easy to do if you wear a belt. Works for whittling, cutting cords or fishing line, cutting up an apple, or whatever else. If you're trying to see what piece of metal helps you win a knife fight, the answer is a gun."}
+{"text":"the besone shown here.t"}
+{"text":"I want to quit society and live out in nature. Where can I do this, and how should I prepare?"}
+{"text":"I swear I've seen this exact thread before post for post. This is a botted demoralization thread, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"Faggot. that wasn't even my post. The cunty little shit wants to live off grid. he wants to be self sufficient. Great! But rather than being self sufficient and doing the MOST BASIC OF FUCKING RESEARCH, his first step, his first (and likely, only) FUCKING STEP is to ask the retarded CUNTY FAGGOT SHITS on this board to spoon feed him. Do you not see the problem there? This same obnoxiously retarded thread pops up on a weekly basis please wipe my ass for me, i can't figure out how to google basic shit, spoon feed me how to be super self sufficient and move off grid. And then cunty little faggot shits like you white knight for these idiots. I legitimately hope everyone who posts these kinds of retarded fucking threads actually goes for it and McCandless' themselves."}
+{"text":"Where can I do this, Rural Alaska, particularly native villages that are cut off from the road system. and how should I prepare? Location Pick a village with a low crime rate, ideally one with a VPSO but no VPOs or TPOs. That makes sure that the tweakers stay in check, but you're not being badgered by some faggot at the behest of the tribal council. Research which villages are cool with whatever ethnicity you are. There's one village near Anchorage that straight up ran two white families out and stole their houses. Nothing really got done about it. Make sure you don't move to some cartoonishly racist village. Sustenance Most villages love violating hunting regulations, so as long as you're not stupid you'll be able to hunt all you want. Some really native villages have a \"your first moose kill goes to the village elders\" rule, so just avoid letting anyone know if you get one. Net fishing is the go-to in the village, and you can get all you need for the year in just a few months. Smoke it or find a way to keep it frozen and you have food all year. Get a botanical field guide to help with herb and berry identification. Environmental considerations If you're on the Cook Inlet, you'll have decent weather comparatively but a lot of the land is marshy. Mosquitoes are already bad here, they're much worse along the inlet. If you're in the interior, you better have a SOLID insulation setup and some way to keep your shelter airtight. It is currently -40 in some parts of the interior. If you're on an island like the Aleutians or anything directly facing the Pacific ocean, you will need to be prepared for tsunamis. And volcanoes. And typhoons, I guess."}
+{"text":"One of the Alaskafags here. It's because so much of the state is undeveloped, mostly because yeah it kinda sucks. Anywhere warm winds up developed, and that means those places attract annoying busybody faggots who will call the sheriffs/troopers on you for trying to live innawoods and you'll wind up getting badgered by some retard eventually. You can really just disappear here in AK if you want."}
+{"text":"You can really just disappear here in AK if you want. Is this true?"}
+{"text":"I didn't try to be an ultralight fag on purpose but it turned out all the gear I need for a 3-4 night backpacking trip fits in a 40-45L backpack, so I'm looking at options for backpacks in that range. Currently using this Gossamer Gear 42L pack and it's okay so far, but does anybody have other suggestions for mid-sized packs?"}
+{"text":"Sorry for hijacking the thread but I'm looking for a big (45+L) pack with removable lid that can turn into a daypack like this youtube.com/watch?v=g9dDFltpt1Y [Embed] (But not quite like this. I'd love the daypack to have a long vertical compartment that can fit an ipad or a small laptop)"}
+{"text":"Maybe Eberlestock has something like that. I know one of their large ruck packs has a lid daypack."}
+{"text":"Frames for daypacks are overkill, simple as."}
+{"text":"Granite Gear makes good shit."}
+{"text":"that's pretty cool but for me personally that would be too much work converting the whole thing. i'd probably just bring an extra smaller pack and use that. there should be many lightweight options, especially if you are looking for something in the 10L range"}
+{"text":"Never heave anywhere without it. HOOORAH Support The Troops! Shart In Mart! O\\"}
+{"text":"When I through hiked the AT I started weighing everything I had. it gets retarded, the lighter your pack the more enjoyment you get from the trails. Toilet paper was heavier than I expected comparatively and cat holeing was super stupid. In Franklin North Carolina I found a squeeze water bottle and had the idea, I'm already carrying water to drink why not put some in a tiny squeeze bottle and just spray my ass. Worked great for the rest of the summer."}
+{"text":"cums on floor pulls tissue from tactical TP holder wipes it up with patriotism SIR YES SIR"}
+{"text":"doubles the weight of your shit kit nothing personnel kid"}
+{"text":"You discovered wat the Flipapenis people called TABO Basically they use some water to rinse they azz off after p00pin'"}
+{"text":"I don't take TP because I rarely, almost never, poop in the woods."}
+{"text":"Do you like exploring caves? What sort of caves have you been in?"}
+{"text":"Not cave but dgaf. Old psych facility nearby (Buffalo NY) had tunnels under it. Would go explore them a shit ton, they led to other buildings in the facility. You could see the asbestos in the air though lmao"}
+{"text":"Yeah mate done it twice this year funnily enough."}
+{"text":"Me too! OPs whore of a mother really gets around I guess."}
+{"text":"All our caves are flooded but they’re pretty fun to dive in. Florida is great for aquatic spelunking"}
+{"text":"I snorkled this exact one - devil's den - shit was cash"}
+{"text":"crowded af rocks falling on people's heads higher death rate than Denali I'd like to climb a really big mountain but Mont Blanc is certainly not my dream, despite its beuty. Grossglockner is much less suicidal if you have some climbing experience."}
+{"text":"i wish I was at k2 instead Wouldn't Matterhorn be better choice than Mont Blanc for someone who wants to be at k2?"}
+{"text":"can i rent a farmers' donkey for a week and walk around the region with it"}
+{"text":"me in the back"}
+{"text":"That was helicoptered in for a photoshoot."}
+{"text":"Your gay urges reveal themselves"}
+{"text":"Weather is starting to get cold and I wanted to get you guys opinion so I figured I'd get the wool general going What's an acceptable blend in your guys experience for /out/ings? I'm looking at getting one of those L.L. Bean birdseye sweaters and it's 80 wool 20 Rayon. Will the rayon be detrimental at all? Anyone have experience?"}
+{"text":"Same here. My WW denim jeans arrived over Christmas. I got them tailored and have worn them every frickin day. Love em. Also bought my first John Smedley for lounge wear and it's some of the best merino I've ever felt. Bit of a wool addict now."}
+{"text":"gimme"}
+{"text":"thatsniceifeelhappyforyou.jpg Mr. Money Bags over here."}
+{"text":"hellyeah fellow weatherwoollie here just got my innes ranch lynx anorak last week, it's so soft it feels like fleece should be getting another pair of jeans when i get home from work today as well, great way to start the weekend"}
+{"text":"I'm going to ireland for a wedding in december, where should I go to buy wool clothing in belfast?"}
+{"text":"Last thread This is a thread for enjoying a pipe while doing outdoor activities. If you ask why this belongs on /out/, you've never spent an evening by the campfire with a pipe silently enjoying the nature around you, and you're missing out. how to get started Purchase a corn cob pipe (or a cheap briar pipe) and a pouch of Half and Half or Captain Black tobacco from a smoke shop or online. You will need a lighter or match, and something to tamp it with--a large nail works well if you don't have a pipe tool. Fill the pipe with tobacco, pack it down halfway, top it off, pack it down to 3/4, top it off again, pack gently and enjoy. Smoke slower than you think you need to, the tobacco tastes best when it is burning cool. Tamp and re-light as needed. If you still have trouble, try different methods on YouTube until you find one that works for you. smoking a pipe will give you cancer Originally the Surgeon General found that pipe and cigar smokers, following a careful study of the statistics (at a time when most adults smoked, so they had a good sample size), had insignificant death rate increases. Nowadays, tobacco is being legislated against while hard drugs are being legalized. Put two and two together. Tobacco is just another good thing under attack by the government. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"So I bought a new Peterson from smokingpipes a while back. The hole that goes into the bowl is completely off-center in the mortis and doesn't line up with the hole in the tenon at all (if I'm using these terms correctly), to the point it's impossible to run a pipe cleaner through it without removing the stem. None of my other pipes are like that and I'm starting to wonder if it's a manufacturing error or something. Worth bitching to smokingpipes about? It actually smokes really well, it's just a bit annoying not being able to get a pipe cleaner through it when it starts to gurgle."}
+{"text":"Peterson might be the most popular brand but according to AI it has the highest percentage of bad reviews. The quality isn't what it once was, they probably hire immigrants."}
+{"text":"the air passage should always be centered to the bowl (unless its an oddball pipe, which is very rare) its probably a manufacturing defect, a common one with pipes are you able to post a picture?"}
+{"text":"wait, i just realized you said it's impossible to run a pipe cleaner through it without removing the stem do you not understand what a peterson dry system is? its perfectly fine to remove the stem at any time as long as it has an army tenon you're not talking about a manufacturing defect, are you?"}
+{"text":"This one might be the endgame."}
+{"text":"Let's help each other pick a suitable bag. litres body size/build what does it need to have budget range short list Remember, the more effort you put into your post, the better responses you will get."}
+{"text":"this looks like a rip off from ortovox' backpacks maybe it's just me, but i wouldnt spend just 40 bucks on a backpack. i'd rather buy fewer products, with better build quality and design, low environmental impact, that aren't produced by literal children, so i can enjoy said product for many years to come instead of accumulating even more garbage probably better to ask in the fishing general thread. there are quite a few brands that are specialised in fishing backpacks and equipment, but i don't know them. i just know that chestpacks are pretty popular with fishers."}
+{"text":"litres 30-50 body size/build Tall and skinny what does it need to have Well it can’t have a hip belt. I have an ALICE rig for my water and a lot of my gear, but need something for my woobie in its stuff sack and also my 1 person tent. Don’t need something tactical looking. budget range $100 at most Something that looks like  would be good"}
+{"text":"what capacity and weight of the backpack itself should I look at for weekend trips? body tall and fat, between XL and XXL euro sizing what does it need to have I guess I want to be able to strap the tent to the bottom if I ever need to pack it in the rain budget 300e I was using 28l pack and strapping shit to it. it was terrible."}
+{"text":"I’m a fat fuck (125kg), and use an Osprey Atmos 65 liter with the 5l brain bag. It just works, and the hip belt Can easily fit around my gut. You can’t strap anything under the bag, but depending on the size of your tent, it should fit in the front pocket. At least my 2p tent does."}
+{"text":"KEYSTONE WAS THE FIRST RESORT TO OPEN YESTERDAY AT 3PM!"}
+{"text":"skis can last for 30+ years sure they can last. but a lot has changed in 30yrs and the skiis of today are vastly different than those of 30 yrs ago in terms of design and function."}
+{"text":"how skinny are the skis you've been downhilling on? If I had my druthers I'd pay ot take my nordic stuff down greens for a day to build skills, which is what the old telemark etc. books all say to do, but IRL people always tend to see this as comically suicidal (and yet when I was learning locked-heel alpine I could go up and eat shit 100,000 times and nobody batted an eye..?)"}
+{"text":"Anybody ever skied Hokkaido (Japan)? I keep on hearing how it's a bucket list experience, but at the same time I'm seeing stuff about how the mountains aren't very steep"}
+{"text":"I'll be there in two weeks, I'll let you know how it goes. Going to Niseko United, Rusutsu, Kiroro and Teine."}
+{"text":"I've been to Niseko in the winter but sadly didn't get to ski, I was only in Hokkaido for a few days and it was some kind of holiday where the resorts were closed. Seemed like it'd be pretty great though, the snow was some of the most insane powder I've ever seen, I stuck my arm in a snowbank and it was like cold air."}
+{"text":"What is the thinnest /out/ glove technology available today?"}
+{"text":"Son, I've seen the clothes you buy for your \"hikes in the woods\" Is there something you want to tell us?"}
+{"text":"dont know if it's the thinnest, but i really like my pig fdt gloves."}
+{"text":"Now I really want to try this I wonder if you could make clothing made out of multiple alternating layers of regular material and the mesh"}
+{"text":"Well now it's too warm again, I just used two-layer gloves, wool outside and some idk what fabric inside (they were 4 bux lol). I have lifting gloves, the top is a fine mesh with a wider mesh on top. If the mesh stuff works, this would only need another layer to trap the air (and cover the whole hand). Maybe I should get a sewing machine instead"}
+{"text":"Nitrile works great when you're handling supplies or trying to adjust the snow removal equipment and you have to keep your hands from getting wet because your actual mitts are soaked"}
+{"text":"Are barefoot shoes really that goated? Im buying new shoes soon, and i just wanna know if its truly the way to go. Especially considering that there arent many barefoot hiking shoes, that are somewhat waterproof."}
+{"text":"I find I get a similar use wearing cheap aquasocks, they're better than flip flops for allowing foot movement and sensitivity, but not as secure as lace up shoes especially on downhills. On heavily travelled trails they're fine. I actually found a pair at fucking walmart that is halfway decent and has a wide toebox so they look a bit like clown shoes, but they're comfy af, worst case scenario they make good camp shoes that you can river cross with."}
+{"text":"I recommend some nip socks. They’re called Tabi or something and it’s nice to keep your feet warm in winter but still slip your flops on."}
+{"text":"No. Literal marketing gimick, and you probably fell for it. All the cons of being barefoot, with none of the pros of shoes for foot protection. Your toes get more freedom, but that's it."}
+{"text":"I bought a couple of toe spacers on Temu and it fixed my knee issues overnight, literally. Started hiking in Altra Lone Peaks, which has zero drop and a wide toebox, but a thick sole. It took a couple of months, but my plantar fasciitis, which I've struggled with for years, is almost gone. True barefoot shoes, fully flexible with no soles, are good for short hikes, but not long hikes, or city walks, or jobs where you stand on tiles or concrete for long periods. Your feet need some protection, even if it's \"unnatural\". But absolutely get shoes with a wide toebox and zero drop, you'll feel the difference immediately and you'll never be able to go back."}
+{"text":"i'm going to co-sign this anon. zero drop boots fixed some issues i was starting to develop in my knees with a 30 lb pack. it hurts your achilles and calves like a motherfucker but that's because all those muscles are weak as fuck from shitty standard shoes. don't immediately throw on 30+ lbs with zero drop. train light and work up."}
+{"text":"Are radiator or those big oil jugs good for storing gasoline temporarily for a day or two if you had to fill one up? I hear gasoline will soften and eat up certain plastic bottles. Who makes big bottles with a big cap opening to put a gasoline station fuel nozzle in it?"}
+{"text":"It's no sparks. It's venting and pressure in a hot environment."}
+{"text":"Asians are smart"}
+{"text":"Depends on how much you're needing to store, but you really should just use purpose-made containers. They're cheap and significantly better than anything makeshift."}
+{"text":"Someone post the video of the chic pumping gas into a grocery bag."}
+{"text":"Protip: The cuck spout law only applies to motor vehicles (i.e. legally road cars). Marine applications are exempt and you can get normal gas cans at your local boat shop. But in reality you should be running race cans anyways."}
+{"text":"You did visit Patagonia before some tourist decided to burn it down, right?"}
+{"text":"I so don't give a shit I'm going to keep posting about it insistently to prove how much I don't care about it There is that mental disorder of yours showing again. They eat through whole forests This is not true at any level. They are limited to riparian areas that they select for very specific conditions. They do crop rotations so not to deplete forests and they usually limit the size of the trees they eat. The trees they focus on are willow and other riparian deciduous trees--ALL riparian deciduous trees are aggressive and actually do better because of beaver prune backs. The only people that hate loggers are land developers and loggers The locals are poor retards that take the money the loggers giver them and the land developers give them and parrot what the people giving them money say. They're just like the american retards crying about beavers because the beavers force humans to actually think about the watershed and where they build on the watershed and humans are short sighted retards that LOVE building on the most retarded parts of the watershed. Beavers build riparian habitat and increase watershed retention. This is a NET benefit to the local forest. This will always be a net benefit to every forest on fucking earth. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Went when I was a kid but dont remember much. Aside from the megasloth caves any good /out/ings recs?"}
+{"text":"Alright, you honestly seem to know what you're talking about so I'll trust you. I was just repeating what I'd heard from the locals during the time I lived there, but yeah, people tend to have a shallow understanding of things."}
+{"text":"I'm just irritated by your irrational believe into some banker bogeyman. I thought I could console you but you seem too far gone. Keep living in fear."}
+{"text":"The locals are poor retards that take the money the loggers giver them and Wow wow wow careful there my friend. Everthing you said is 100% right and I'm fully agree with you, but if you phrase it like that I'm afraid its just gonna make the locals want to oppose you and dismiss your valid ecological concerns as \"hwite colonizers telling us what to do with our own land\""}
+{"text":"Is it possible to hike in North Korea? It's mountain ranges are basically prime backpacking territory and peaceful solitude."}
+{"text":"Yes, the fat pig desperately needs dollerinos. Hence they are rebranding themselves as a tpurist destination. It works easy for the chinese and is already popular there. After all they have one thing: Untouched nature. Because they have nothing to touch it with. Qesterners can also go and they will go to great lengths to satisfy your particular wishes. But you will always have a guide with you and you will have to go on the official tour, see the capital, monuments, museums and stuff."}
+{"text":"Plenty of pristine nature on the Chinese side. Tigers and wild ginseng and shit. I don't think movement is completely unrestricted up there, but at least you won't get Warmbier'd."}
+{"text":"Sorry but that situation wouldn't happen to me cause i'm not a thief. I also have no fear of my hands being cut off in saudi arabia because once again, I am not a thief."}
+{"text":"I hiked mt paektu when I last visited. There are mountain trails fucking everywhere and everyone loves to do the kim il sung pilgrimage too Not sure if they've lifted the covid travel restrictions yet though. I went back pre 2020"}
+{"text":"Do you swim in winter? the ocean doesnt freeze here but gets down to around 7 degrees in january/february at its lowest. today it was 9 and pretty comfy. i go multiple times a week and it has really helped me build up my cold tolerance for all /out/ activities. not to mention strengthening my immune system and easing arthritic and tendonitic pains."}
+{"text":"they're 14yo boys :3"}
+{"text":"We are tricked by models in ads. 98 percent of people are plain looking."}
+{"text":"t. virgin"}
+{"text":"flat is justice"}
+{"text":"The only thing you've proven is that you're a gormless subhuman who would likely believe his own head didn't exist if enough of your fellow Redditors updooted that opinion. Now go back and kys, in any order that suits."}
+{"text":"It's time to return to mother nature! Anything artificial shouldn't be brought or crafted!"}
+{"text":"naw, jews know how numbers work."}
+{"text":"What about manure? Will nature take care of it without needing much help from you?"}
+{"text":"swear anti-civ is psyop for people questioning industry"}
+{"text":"aunt tedina was literally the product of intelligence agency research and development, everything he did was what he was made for by them, including inspiring new retards."}
+{"text":"You can always do it near a tree. It will help fertilize it, meaning more potential resources."}
+{"text":"Hey anons, I recently got a job where I need to carry some personal stuff in a bag. I expect it to go in and out of boats and aircraft. Ideally also carry-on dimensions for typical airlines. It'll be sitting indoors for the most part, but if I'm unlucky it'll sit out in the rain or get dropped in a puddle. I've found a bag that meets my requirements for the most part, a North Face duffel, but I was wondering if any anons have advice on what I should get. I'd like to get one that looks a little more unique and high-vis too. Is a proper drybag worth it? picrel is just \"water resistant\""}
+{"text":"What don't you like about TNF duffel you posted in your op? They are pretty much perfect for your needs."}
+{"text":"My main concern is waterproofing. I don't need the bag to withstand being immersed like a proper drybag, but I'd like for it to be made out of the same water-repellent stuff. Also, my thinking is that if a bag is waterproof, it'll be easier to clean when it gets dropped in mud or something. I looked into some options today and I found that the \"Base Camp\" bag is a different product from the \"Base Camp Voyager\" bag (OP pic). The \"Base Camp\" TNF bag seems to fit the bill, but it's slightly too big to be a carry-on due to it being cylindrical. While I'm sure it'd probably be fine, I wish they'd make them in the shape of the \"voyager\" Maybe I'll get the XS"}
+{"text":"Have you looked at the Osprey Transporter 40L Waterproof Duffel?"}
+{"text":"the \"Base Camp Voyager\" bag (OP pic). Ah, didn't notice that. Thought it was one of the basecamp ones. I have a medium one and it's my favourite travel bag. I wouldn't worry too much about the cylinder shape and carry-on restrictions, as long as you don't stuff the bag full and it has some squishiness, they will let you on."}
+{"text":"The lazy photoshopped preview images don't really inspire confidence. I'm also not a big fan of TPU over something like PVC due to the lower chemical resistance. Otherwise, looks like a great option. I'll definitely consider it. Are you able to bring the medium as a carry on? Seems like that would be explicitly over the limit, whereas the small is plausible. I guess in practice, your bag just has to be smaller than the McMutts and Chinese who are hauling mountains of shit into the cabin, kind of like how cabin crew will generally never stop you from taking a small carry-on with you during emergency evacuations. On a related note, reminder to take important items (documents, phone, wallet, etc.) with you when evacuating a plane in an emergency because you're never seeing your belongings ever again. Even if it's a nothingburger and your luggage isn't damaged or anything, they'll usually chuck it all in a dumpster or auction it as lost luggage (also depends on the airline)."}
+{"text":"/out/ with dog"}
+{"text":"I don't know Oregon hasn't really ever felt bad. But I live on the opposite side from Portland. The only insane people are the Mexicans but the /out/ is great in southern Oregon"}
+{"text":"Kind of an insane take to think you aren't spreading the same invasive species as the dog is. You do go outside don't you?"}
+{"text":"Based dogs"}
+{"text":"My dog is not covered in seeds you fucking retard lmao you have clearly never owned a dog"}
+{"text":"Dear Hunters: I want to buy an air gun or rifle that can be used to kill pigeons or rats. My main issue is that i live in a condo, so noise is not an option. The place is not infested so a few pellets will be used. The distance is less than 40 yards. What should i get for under $400?"}
+{"text":".22 lr with suppressor, or a PCP airgun, depending on where you are in the world. Both are very quiet when suppressed, and reasonably quiet unsuppressed."}
+{"text":"you just want to kill shit for fun. stop and think that humans are the real \"pest.\" Someone will eventually see you shooting them in the condo and you will be labled the neighborhood sadist, end up on the news, and a felon for shooting near a dwelling. How about you instead become the neighborhood rat king and feed them until they trust you. Imagine the level of respect and awe you will gain by having an army of rats at your command."}
+{"text":"I used to live in a small seaside town and seagulls were a constant nuisance. I made a sniper nest with picrel, so that i could get accurate shots from 35-40 yards away. There was a road near my house with lampposts reaching the height of my window(3rd floor). I focused and calibrated my 21 joule air rifle with hollow point hunting pellets to that lamppost. As soon as a gull sat down on it i fired straight into the chest. BLAM it fell down on the ground and flapped around for a bit. Sometimes i hit them in the head with blood spraying and that distinct \"pop\" sound. That was the most powerful rifle i could get for what little money i had and the optics that came with it were 32x4. So 35 yards with a 21 joule will take down a seagull if hunting ammo is used. Anything like 40-50 yards would need 25J+."}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention - it's a crosman remington 777sb. Worked like a charm(2000+ shots taken)"}
+{"text":"Can you help me pick retired army gear for hunting, /out/? Reason is that I tried looking for hunting clothes and they were seemingly expensive and really shitty, mostly made from >80% plastics. I remember back when I was young and would buy them for cross country hacking, uniforms were decent almost all cotton or polyester with cotton lining in the least and not too pricey. Other than that ripstop weave, good pocket size and distribution amongst other things. Even the buttons/zips were huge which would be a huge boon with gloved fingers. So I'm wondering if anyone happens to know off-hand which winter gear is semi-effective camouflage that isn't in current use?"}
+{"text":"sad gay posts made by men who chug cum. its not larping if you are hunting. If you are dressing like a hunter and not hunting you are indeed a massive homosexual."}
+{"text":"Having a hard time tracking what it is you’re looking for. Are you looking for sources of milsurp or are you looking for milsurp like stuff/replicas? As far as winter camp for hunting, unless you’re hunting birds, camo really isn’t that important as long as you’re not wearing bright colors. That said, j just wear a white anorak wind breaker over my actually insulating layers."}
+{"text":"Not larp, because 90% of hunting trousers are fucking garbage these days. They break down after a year or less and make insane noise. Went for wool but the durability is nothing impressive."}
+{"text":"you might get shot wearing this, but comfort is unmatched around 160$ of rabbit-fur clothes incredibly lightweight, a very comfortable warmth, almost like you're covered in a the feeling of a cat sitting on your lap"}
+{"text":"it consists of these items; collar/shawl poncho sleeveless jacket a series of rabbitskin gloves DIYed into sleeves the sleeves and sleeveless jacket aren't attached, so you end up with free armpits which airs out the whole outfit when moving, but keeps it warm and air-tight when not moving"}
+{"text":"/out/ give me recs on leather boots that are stylish yet practical. Preferably waterproof. Been thinking about the danner light 2, but I wanna know whats out there."}
+{"text":"it's best to go to your local outdoors shop and talk to an expert. different use cases may require different kinds of boots. but most importantly, the shoe needs to properly fit so you don't get blisters or injuries after walking in them the whole day. not all outdoor shops have staff with expertise, but if they do, they are well worth it even if the shoes end up being a bit more expensive than you originally planned. if you are looking for stylish shoes, just look for gorpcore shit, so you can wear your fancy outdoor gear in the city."}
+{"text":"where do you live? If europe get a M77 from a european manufacturer."}
+{"text":"You need several pairs of footwear for different seasons and conditions"}
+{"text":"Why is half an acre the absolute minimum land area needed to be self sufficient?"}
+{"text":"If I wouldnt have seen these in person i would claim this is an AI pic. There's actually a feral flock in Florida. Ive thought about releasing a breeding group on my property but thats sone expensive coyote snacks."}
+{"text":"If anybody remembers my blue Ayam Cemani mix from quite awhile back, here she is today."}
+{"text":"I'm not that guy, but I understand the post and it's nonsense. Lets break down your tard logic: \"I could live off ~$24 of rice a month\" \"You spend $20 a month at the store\" Therefore \"You don't live off food you grow\" That doesn't follow at all. And I don't even need to explain why, because you already know it. (which is why you kept giving yourself outs like \"maybe it's cheese\") You're just too arrogant to admit you're wrong, a retard, and a jackass."}
+{"text":"If hes lucky he got 50 pounds of meat from that deer. A decent steak is 12oz. Hamburger helper takes a pound. I burn through 10 pounds just making a batch of jerky that I snack on and is gone in less than a week (I like jerky). You can get a couple meals from a chicken. The fastest growing hybrids are ready for butchering in about 6 weeks. I guarantee hes buying more than rice and cheese. Sustenance farming is a massive amount of work. Last year I did some green beans in about a 10'x40' plot. One particular day at the peak of harvest it took me 14 hours to pick, snap and can the days harvest. I think that was about 3 dozen quarts (got about 400 quarts total). Growing your own food is awesome. They taste better and are healthier. But its only supplemental unless your literally a peasant farmers that does nothing else with your day."}
+{"text":"I have a 1/2 acre garden and I grow a couple different types of berry, some native fruit trees, tomatoes, chillies, all kinds of herbs, and have some bok choy going. I definitely could grow a lot more but most of my garden is lawn and a trampoline for the kids."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite /out/ patches. Also, how do you display any patches you don't have on a pack? I tried doing a board but I think I need more patches because it feels empty."}
+{"text":"information for zoomers, you are allowed to get mad about things you care about. with real people, you can see the hate and love from their eyes."}
+{"text":"you have to go back"}
+{"text":"did you make those, good job to whoever did. I just got a larper Civilian Conservation Corps patch"}
+{"text":"nah some other anon was selling them. they're classic /out/ memes which he had stitched up and was selling for awhile. the river shitter picture I drew so he was a good sport and sent me the patches for free, on account of it being my artwork I guess"}
+{"text":"I also have that one on the bottom. It's so cute"}
+{"text":"did you know that the colorado river doesn't reach the ocean anymore, and hasn't consistently since the 60s it all gets sucked up for irrigation and municipal water on arizona and mexico there's just a dry delta in baja california where it once was a similar fate has actually befallen a bunch of rivers in the southwest"}
+{"text":"A state wildlife sanctuary borders my western property line. A cattle ranch is down the road. I drive past the cattle ranch multiple times a week. I honestly do not think cattle ranching is inefficient. The cows are loose on hundreds of acres eating grass. The grass grows with the naturally occurring sun and rain. Once or twice a year the rancher takes fat mature cattle to market and buys small yearlings. I am sure he has to give the cows antibiotics. The ranchers I pass at the local feed & seed do not seem stressed out to me. They do not seem to think they are caught up in some horribly inefficient machine."}
+{"text":"Your two dimensional comprehension of the post you're replying too is truly remarkable. You're very retarded. Electricity is orders of magnitude easier to distribute than water and most megacities on earth are literally ON rivers you idiot."}
+{"text":"Man you ARE retarded. unless your in literally india you don't pump water directly from rivers you dam and make reservoirs."}
+{"text":"NO YOU wow, I was thinking you had 100 IQ but 80 is more accurate. Tell me more about some nonsensical tangent that has nothing to do with what I said while highlighting your own intellectual short comings. Re read what I posted and try again. I can't tell if you're ESL or simply incapable of coherent thoughts."}
+{"text":"if you're not a mentally-crippled infinity immigrants cultist you're far right!"}
+{"text":"Just got this from an estate sale for a few bucks. I can’t seem to find it anywhere online. The markings say “camp trails night” another word after night but I can’t remember"}
+{"text":"that my friend is aliexpress special 9000. your bag sucks and you should feel bad"}
+{"text":"lame bag but ok for a beginner especially if you got it for a few dollars"}
+{"text":"I didn't know Camp Trails made an internal frame bag. I thought they went out of business back in the external frame days."}
+{"text":"Nice boots Woody."}
+{"text":"What is the most hardcore hobby and why is it cave diving?"}
+{"text":"That being said simply operating your car on the highway is statistically more dangerous than just about anything you can do For the same reason cows are more dangerous than sharks. So which one do you chose to be next to?"}
+{"text":"This is an only slightly exaggerated account of what it's like to get to the Hall of Faces in Hellhole Cave."}
+{"text":"Literally what the fuck is in there"}
+{"text":"Wingsuit base jumping: Soar like an eagle, amazing views, and if you must splatter across a mountainside so be it Cave diving: Slowly swim your way into a miserable, lightless, watery rectum and just fucking die"}
+{"text":"I mean the goal is to be able to swim back out"}
+{"text":"Who makes decent snow shoes for bold explorers?"}
+{"text":"They have weight ratings. People really need to weigh their gear (and themselves) before figuring out which snow-shoes to get. I've never heard of a pin breaking, or the metal housing, but I have heard of bindings failing."}
+{"text":"I found a pair of \"used\" brand-new Flex VRT online for cheap. I already love the BOA bindings. I'll be testing them on a moderate mountain tour, in - if the forecasts are correct - fresh snow. Come to think of it, I bet the avalanche warning level will be quite high."}
+{"text":"I got TSL Camos and I can't tell if they suck or not because they're the only snowshoe I use. Last outing they were collapsing several inches with every step and I punched through. Is it even possible to tell if getting Lightning Accents would help?"}
+{"text":"I think the weight rating is more a matter of the amount of provided float, unless you're drastically over the rated weight. I know that out here in the northeast we don't really have 5+ feet of powder so float is less important than traction for us, at least for more \"technical\" hiking snowshoes. I could be completely wrong on the weight ratings though. Several inches is fine, you aren't going to float on the very surface without pretty large shoes especially with a heavier bag on."}
+{"text":"Float and weight rating are different things. Weight rating is the design threshold before mechanical failure probability skyrockets. Float is directly related to the type of snow you're hiking through. MSR have additional extenders you can add to their shoes that will increase the \"float\" but will not increase the \"weight rating.\" I live in the west so the snow is heavy and wet. I never use the floats. I can also, easily, go over the shoe's wight ratings but still be able to \"stay on top of\" the snow."}
+{"text":"drives his truck to a pre-built camp site to \"survive\" there Very cool content. Don't trust any outdoor youtube who doesn't show himself actually hiking to an otherwise unreachable spot."}
+{"text":"We know this already. 99% of out-tubers do this shit. It has been common practice since Discovery Channel."}
+{"text":"90% of innawoods is a <30 minutes from their truck."}
+{"text":"oh no! there is content farmer slop in my pure content farmer slop! how could this have happened?!11"}
+{"text":"i like greg because he screws up all the time and often barely sticks to the challenge gimmick. he just likes sleeping in the woods"}
+{"text":"I like Greg because of the fucking saw he took to Alone."}
+{"text":"Post your /out/ edc kit. Just pretend the sleeping bag is a hammock and this is mine"}
+{"text":"I live in a community disconnected from the road system and it takes the police 2+ hours to get here if they decide to show up. I never leave home without my bugout bag and some degree of firepower, in the event any of the tweakers decide to start tweaking at me."}
+{"text":"the more gear you have the more you'll get tired and became a target so many prep tards that will die in apocalipse and camping scenario so many bullshit itens"}
+{"text":"I can't go anywhere without my 400 AD Roman Dodecahedron. Me and all my homies carry a Roman Dodecahedron on us in case we need to let that thing talk."}
+{"text":"Dude got so assblasted he retorted to the forced and double capitalized fake laugh. Wow."}
+{"text":"Okay but youre not actually going out in jeans and converse, are you?"}
+{"text":"Discuss /out/tubers here."}
+{"text":"i recommend IohanGueorguiev, very comfy videos showing his bike trips through alaska and south america. he is a very simple, honest and good person and luckily he doesn't post anymore, so he didn't turn into a content creator like many others"}
+{"text":"Sounds comfy. Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"Anyone know who that old guy who was living out in the woods in Alaska was? All I remember is he lived in a tent during the winter and made a video where he made \"cowboy coffee\" by just pouring his grounds into a pot he had boiling over a fire."}
+{"text":"itchy boots"}
+{"text":"Hello /out/ serious (though retarded) thread. I won't find rest until I've hunted, killed, skinned, cut up and put in glass jars a 120+ pounds wild boar. Problem is, my country's admin is retarded (even moreso than I) and I still don't have my hunting license, so no heavy firepower for me. Now, how do I prepare physically and mentally to be up to the task ? I haven't found any serious advice and my dad, who's a hunter, told me that was a retarded idea. I'm sure there has to be a way though, please help."}
+{"text":"What are you on about bruh ?"}
+{"text":"Shovel, sack of apples, netting, rope, sharpened sticks, camo stand, bow or crossbow, boar pike/spear, big boy bowie, antistab leggins, armguards and belly corset, patience. You do the math."}
+{"text":"I like the way you think. Do you have anything else to say ?"}
+{"text":"Listen to your dad he is way smarter than you and he has actual experience, plus he's a real man unlike you."}
+{"text":"amerimutt education Who cares white people do"}
+{"text":"can anyone recommend a good pair of hiking boots? price doesn't really matter, i'm just trying to get a decent pair of boots that won't bust a hole straight through the bottom like my last pair (my walking posture is fine)"}
+{"text":"high effort post, thanks"}
+{"text":"For rubber boots you have a few materials 1) PVC - Cheapest and usually not worth it. Tends to crack. 2) Polyurethane - Second most common. Has the problems I mentioned earlier in the thread with hydrolysis. Water gets trapped in the foam pores and with disuse (using pushes water out) it breaks down the foam bond. A lot of people use them during rainy weather (a few times a year) then don't wear them for 6-9 months and they break down the next season for this reason. Well used polyurethane can go 10 years. However you also have manufacturers keeping items in storage for prolonged periods so can be a crapshoot. This option usually is the best IMO for price, durability, availability. --Not as often used materials below-- 3) You may not believe but most 'rubber' boots are not rubber anymore. Real rubber has a few issues. Exposure to oil/urine and other is hard on it. It's also $$$ and heavy. The pro of rubber is under the right conditions its very long lasting and can be repaired. Last I counted there was like 4 companies left making real rubber boots, and all were based in Europe. 4) EVA. This one's my favorite. EVA is the material in crocs. Unlike the materials above, EVA foam is not impacted by external temperatures as much as the other options. Meaning if it's cold outside doesn't mean the material will radiate that to your foot nearly as much. This is why crocs have the cut outs for breathability. EVA is very cheap. It has a few issues. If you leave it in your car on a hot sunny day it can shrink the material. Crocs don't shrink on foot so anything your foot can handle should be fine for the material though. EVA also starts to lose its comfiness after about 500 miles. The reason I don't recommend it as much as PU is because it's hard to find good EVA boot models. I will list this below moreso but the better EVA models are made in Poland and Russia."}
+{"text":"Insulation Kind of like my earlier post, you need insulation, and for these boots for another reason. None of the above materials breathe. So if your foot is warm, it will sweat, and there is not enough material to wick that sweat so even if it's EVA when your foot is wet it will start to become cold very fast. So while you could get EVA croc boots or Tingley is the chinese ones sold in the US, they will only be good for a short duration. The poland/russian eva boots come with liners and are sized accordingly to fit your foot with the liner so you don't have to play the guessing game as much for fit. Obviously, getting products from Russia right now is a PITA unless you have access to Wild Berries or the Chinese Amazon, Aliexpress. The Polish ones are Camminare and Lemigo. In Canada they sell Lemigo at Bobcaygeon British Shop. The Russian ones are Torvi and Nordman. There used to be a fish shop in the US that sold Nordman but I believe it went out of business. While I heard these are only like $40 USD in Russia, you're probably looking at closer to $100+ for USA with shipping. I bought my last ones from an Eastern European country like Estonia or something. The problem i've found with EVA boots too is they're a softer foam than PU and since the industry is still young for them, the shaping of them isn't the most ergonomic. I've also found they sometimes like to put Rubber inserts/soles on these. The more complexity you add to a cheap design increases the rate of failure. I like the inserts more than the full outsole if you go with one over nothing (just EVA)"}
+{"text":"I HATE my job, I HATE normies. How tf can I just drop out of society and get neetbux. I have a small farm and a bitch to leach off of but I have no idea how to welfare meme. Do I just tell the doctor im autistic and get disability?!?!?!? I make to much for food stamps and I just don't pay my medical bills for any ER visit ext... I have a kid on the way so im scared to drop out without knowing what to do.... BTW I don't give a fuck what anyone around me thinks.... help... living out my RV BTW the pic is from my homestead back in January"}
+{"text":"Obviously you need to learn what plants are edible. You need to build a permanent structure that will not be found. Earth bags are very good for this as you can carry them in bulk and then fill them once you find a nice deep hidden spot with small-medium sized river nearby. Do not set up too closely to water or you will be found. You want to be at minumum 2km (2 mile) away from any tracks and at least 200m (250yard) away from the water. It is easier than you think with the earth bag construction. You will want a gillnet, illegal to use in most places but it means you have a passive source of fish. You will want a fishing rod too I advise telescopic, decent reel, with spinners, wiglers and so on. Fish that are too big for the gillnet will be stuck in the area in front of it and you catch those yourself. You will want to get some conibear traps, 110, 160, 220, and set up a trap line, these are serious pieces of gear that are designed to kill on impact if you fuck it up and it snaps it breaks whatever part of your body is in there. Of course you need to study your local animals, what actually is there, what fish are in that water source. You are also going to want a small solar set up primary for charging battery banks that then charge your lights, phone and so on. Fill your phone with guides on your area. A short-list for if you are serious learn the edible plants, some tree seeds are edible and high protein and high yield learn your animals, what ground animals, what fish find your location, do some reading on natural lines of drift learn the climate, if it gets very cold do not build in a depression where cold air will sit get bags, conibears, gillnet, fishing kit learn how to process animals, worst case download videos onto your phone solar can be a hiking solar set up to begin with, as you grow you may want a pure dc 200w panel"}
+{"text":"this thread bussed"}
+{"text":"but as a defective, You ARE part of the globohomo."}
+{"text":"Good luck getting the capital to start an /out/ business with low profit margins. Just stick to hiking and fishing. Trying to turn /out/ into a business is a recipe for failure."}
+{"text":"it's a small investment with returns that are mostly passive (park, watching vegetables and animals grow) so it's like a neetbux or he could be proactive and make a innawoods coworkspace or makerspace for normies and larpers fuck i should do this"}
+{"text":"the greatest /out/ youtuber is back. did we miss him?"}
+{"text":"I mean eating is the only relatable part of what hes doing so obviously you gotta make that a lot of the video for normies to care. He makes videos for people who have never left a trail you could push a wheelchair down."}
+{"text":"You need 2-3k calories. Of course you're gonna spend a ton of time cooking. And food suplies are gonna last you only so long before you'll have to start finding food outdoors."}
+{"text":"kek this dude pure comedy. he is the definition of every REI city boyscout meme in one. has to be faked. constantly doing retard tier things and beyond obvious he just throws richfag money at every problem he creates. will never forget him not knowing what a snow mobile is, called them like snowbikes or some sht lmao kekwwww. those mini cabins he built with no vents but uses gas space heater lulz. watching his kids barrel flag him everytime they go hunting and he just oblivious. when his truck was frozen so he used a blowtorch to thaw some ice but melted his transmission line kekw. the many massive illegal bonfires he starts in random woods lmao. the list is actually endless. did like learning his leaf science about frozen LCD tvs haha squirrel found a nut with that one."}
+{"text":"illegal Lol faggot"}
+{"text":"Where are my /divers/ at?"}
+{"text":"Probably underwater anon"}
+{"text":"took a dive into your moms pussy last time. got lost and now im trying to find my way out. running out of oxygen, might now make it......."}
+{"text":"oxygen Non-diver spotted"}
+{"text":"ITT guys who made it. Men who didn't die of exposure or hunger, men who survived"}
+{"text":"That we are pathetic losers."}
+{"text":"Family trees doesnt go one straight line. If youre an alone child only your parents failed, but your, uncles, aunts, cousins kept the tree going"}
+{"text":"To be honest... yes."}
+{"text":"Ernest Shackleton & the crew of the Endurance Decide to traverse the Antarctic by sea WWI starts, go anyway ship gets stuck in ice wait it out, ice crushes ship endure months on the ice sail 3 lifeboats to an uninhabited island realise you need to sail another 800 miles through icy, stormy waters to reach a whaling station manage it in 16 days realize you fucked up and have to choose between a 6 mile & 26 mile trek through uncharted mountains choose the 26 mile, not realising the closer one is actually inhabited all year round now trek up and down a 3'000 foot mountain and reach the whaling station in 1 day EVERYONE SURVIVES"}
+{"text":"Imagine thinking he's a real person."}
+{"text":"I have been hiking at a cool spot for the past few months because it has lots of animals. I usually see javalina, coyote, coatis, and like 20 different species of birds. Unfortunately yesterday I ran into a mountain lion on the trail. I thought it was a coati going up a tree but it was actually a damn lion. I looked it up and the area is apparently filled with them. Is bear spray enough to deter them or should I start bringing a gun instead?"}
+{"text":"I'm not defending anything you raging homosexual. I'd smear every last one of those scum off the Earth with the push of a button if you gave me the chance. What I AM saying is if you're in a state of heightened paranoia about them just because you're going /out/ in the desert you need to stop role-playing on 4chan and actually GO /out/."}
+{"text":"1000 women go missing every year due to horny Mexicans and that's just part of the plan 1 woman dies of a cougar attack in the last 25 years and everyone loses their minds!"}
+{"text":"I just fucking saw one so they aren't invisible stealth masters killers like you are all saying You said you’ve seen one in an area that is supposedly full of them There are literally like 20 videos of people being cornered or charged, not ambushed Those are defensive attacks like a mother with cubs which is never going to happen to you. Everyone has said they don’t hunt people"}
+{"text":"80lbs please tell you don't think 80lbs of a big cat = 80lbs human"}
+{"text":"Being a male human making noise will be enough to deter them."}
+{"text":"Anyone from /out/ tell me if the Kantamus 60L is worth it? Looking for an endgame backpack that will survive the apocalypse."}
+{"text":"Yes, you can add a lid and stuff another drybag on top, but it doesn't really solve the problem if you want things secure inside the bag. It's just a slight annoyance and it's designed to not stick up above your head. A couple more inches would be nice or a snow lock inside that extend above."}
+{"text":"Its great and you dont need to buy exclusive savotta aftermarket gear to make it YOUR pack"}
+{"text":"I don't really want on that's a different color, I guess. Also, it's really hard to find PALS horizontal pouches, for some reason."}
+{"text":"i spoke against savotta for many years here and apparently i was forgotten sure they are indestructible and every finnish person swears by them because of the LJK (the one who made them great and what every sc/out/ was forced to carry in the army) you dont need to buy exclusive savotta aftermarket gear to make it YOUR pack but you do need to purchase variety of molle pockets no matter the brand because their own bags are designed not to accumulate anything in their side pockets unless the bag is completely empy, hell even in your own pic you have strapped on some aftermarket pouch for that very same reason they are rugged bags but designed so that you have to get accessory pouches by default also keep in mind that the paid shill from finnish company varusteleka posts here himself regularly and promotes this shit"}
+{"text":"they are rugged bags but designed so that you have to get accessory pouches by default yeah, that always irked me with military style backpacks, and especially with savotta. their stuff looks nice, but their backpacks are super minimal in their features and having the adaptability is a sort of \"selling point\" for them, BUT they are already super expensive for what they offer and they weigh a ton, and then on top of that you have the option to buy small pouches, that for their size, are even more expensive and weigh even more, so you can have basic functionality that should be there to begin with. i bought a maxpedition backpack 10 years ago and while the idea of adding pouches to the outside was nice and may have played into why i originally bought it, i never actually ever bothered buying anything extra for the backpack. i think it makes more sense to find a backpack that already has all the features you want. i dont think i will buy a military backpack again. the maxpedition served me well, but i dont see the point anymore. other backpacks do their job just as well"}
+{"text":"What is that thing it has slike really ligyt footsteps i the snow should i run please respond fast guys"}
+{"text":"it's those dudes from the girl who loved tom gordon"}
+{"text":"That's me walking dog, just say hi, nothing to worry about"}
+{"text":"anon got et by a bar"}
+{"text":"clearly gnomes"}
+{"text":"It's just an emo christmas tree you're fine"}
+{"text":"EWG study: Eating one freshwater fish equals a month of drinking ‘forever chemicals’ water So am I just not supposed to eat fish anymore? What's the point of even fishing anymore?"}
+{"text":"I LOVE HOW BOOMERS RAPED AND PILLAGED THE EARTH AND DESTROYED IT YEEEAAAHHHH WOOOOO"}
+{"text":"This thread, brought to you by leaded gasoline."}
+{"text":"This is why I just buy the SafeCatch salmon and sardines. I wouldnt eat fish I caught myself unelss I went to the best places this guy  mentions, or could otherwise ensure it was at least as good as the canned safecatch stuff I buy."}
+{"text":"only cowards care about \"toxic chemicals\" in their food. real Aryan Elite such as myself can consume anthrax and it would have no effect on my perfect physique. get good browns"}
+{"text":"yes goy, never procure your own food"}
+{"text":"Have you ever found a DEAD GUY"}
+{"text":"Not him but a fair bit of SAR experience, swiftwater rescue specifically. Never found anyone dead fortunately, but got plenty of free heli trips. Typically grade V, most times people were just having an epic trying to get a kayak unstuck after a swim. Pulled out one of the red bull boys boats once, behaved like it was expected of us. He’d just left it and walked out, so a couple of us went and got it for him, didn’t even get us a beer. Our heli pilot had a stash of abandoned boats and used to hook us up from time to time."}
+{"text":"Had a chick staying with us one year wanted to go do a fair difficult river with a ridiculous walk in, like thigh deep mud through dense rainforest for 4hrs. We all said no, recipe for disaster leaving town at noon, you’d only be getting on the river at sunset. So she found a couple of guys also from overseas to go with. Urged them not to. As predicted the only got on near sunset, didn’t want a night in the bush so pressed on. She drowned, flatmate scored 2 free boats, 1 slightly haunted."}
+{"text":"I only found a dead cow once. A bit up in the alps, right below a cliff, up on the other side it's pretty flat and cows grass there. It obviously fell, like half a year ago at least, past the smell and insects phase, luckily for me. all his 180+ kilos had to be lifted out of the sea by a bunch of very drunk men. Storytime, strap in. I was at a lake once, a river flows into it and the currents can be treacherous, pushing you away from the shore. Bad enough, but additionally, it's only like 1.5/5' deep out to like 30m/110', then it suddenly drops to much deeper. Nice summer day, dozens of people in the water, I'm standing at the shore, just enjoying the scenery. I notice a kid a bit out, in the middle of aforementioned (what a word) currents, he's looking like he's having trouble. I got a basic qualification for playing lifeguard some time before that and am a very good swimmer, so off went my shirt and into the water I go. Once I had dragged the little fucker bag, typo: back, to the shore, he just ran off, no thanks, but what does it matter? tldr: Potential pdf catches kid. Kid manages to escape. I believe in working through your problems and solving them one by one, but if you don't have the clarity of mind or don't see that you have the resources necessary to do that, I can see how a reprieve or an escape from them would be tempting. NTA Yeah, that's often how people get into depression. It all piles up until it's too much for them."}
+{"text":"Possibly. One time my buddy and I were walking down a trail behind a local beach and we stumbled on what looked to be a deserted campsite. The whole place was a disaster zone and there were poker chips everywhere. We were kind of looking around because we really didn't expect to see something like that there and I picked up an abandoned backpack and found a pelvis bone underneath. I had a slight BSD moment then told my buddy and we ran out of there. When we got back to the beach there was a cop there already who was yeling at some kid who was driving his ATV on the sand so we ran up to him freaking out and going: \"OH MY GOD WE FOUND A DEAD BODY YOU'VE GOT TO HELP COME ON COME ON\" but he really didn't seem like he cared that much until we told him about the poker chips. Then his eyes almost bugged out of his head and he made us show him where the camp site was. After we showed him the pelvis bone he called in a forensics team. We waited around for a bit then ran up to him and asked him if they figured anything out and he hit us with this: \"Oh, yeah. It's probably nothing. We're thinking it's a dog's pelvic bone. .......Might be a kid's, but it's a probably a dog.\" Then he left. Still wonder what all that was about."}
+{"text":"no but a guy i know found a dude who hung himself in the bush, so i found one by proxy"}
+{"text":"is Arcteryx a poser brand? what are some tr00 kvlt core dirtbagging brands?"}
+{"text":"He wants to paypiggie his way into appearing to be the cool kind of homeless person. Dirtbagging is when you are doing a leisure class hobby (like skiing, mountaineering, etc) without being wealthy by living with no other expenses. Dirtbaggers don’t use brands, they use the most durable and best condition crap they can dumpster dive, thrift, or make themselves. They do things like work in resort maintenance or as instructors to get discounted or free access to places, they sleep rude, in their car, in employee housing, or with a huge succession of bored housewives in dead marriages for their housing, eat as cheap as possible, and put in so many hours with their hobby that they cultivate and aura of unimpeachable skill at it."}
+{"text":"Tbh it's just incoherent babble."}
+{"text":"Never heard of em till i did a job in Boulder. Overpriced."}
+{"text":"Boulder is a funny place. Most of the hippies end up being millionaires"}
+{"text":"Then they aren't hippies tebelebedesu"}
+{"text":"I've Never Done That Before. Also Merry christmas."}
+{"text":"Not an argument retard."}
+{"text":"A dude saw me naked too and left afraid of me. Really make me think."}
+{"text":"Can you afford a gym membership? Why cant you sleep, just sleep its the same as any other time you have slept."}
+{"text":"Too cold. Not comfy. Gym membership is coming."}
+{"text":"anything but that piece of shit. look up minivans or literally any other SUV"}
+{"text":"I'm applying to conservation corps. I know the pay is going to shit but I'm retarded and I think it's cool to camp and work on trails all day. Anyone have experiences with /out/ jobs?"}
+{"text":"Land survey anons, how do I really get /out/ on the job? I work as a construction surveyor right now, but I don’t like building subdivisions in the suburbs all day. When I finish school I want to survey glaciers or mountains or something. No PLS yet but I’m working on it"}
+{"text":"I work as an exploration geologist for a big mining company in Canada. I've been able to travel internationally as well to some of the coolest places. I've just got back from a project in Arizona. I've travelled to places like Nahanni, remote arctic islands, parts of Alaska, the deserts of Chile, Namibia etc. It's probably the most out job ever. I get paid to stay in fly camps we set up in the mountains even."}
+{"text":"What background do you need for this? For some reason I'm always jealous of you niggers just standing by the roadside twiddling your equipment. My background was carpentry and I used to always see surveyors come onto my jobsite and I was jealous. So I went to university and studied a course in it, you can get jobs without a degree but they will only take you so far on the pay scale. A good way to get a foot in the door (ausfag here btw dunno what it is like in other countries) It should be a degree as there are a lot of things to learn, in reality background doesn't matter as long as you aren't stupid with mathematics, you can do whatever you want to do whenever you want. Land survey anons, how do I really get /out/ on the job? I work as a construction surveyor right now, but I don’t like building subdivisions in the suburbs all day. When I finish school I want to survey glaciers or mountains or something. No PLS yet but I’m working on it. I think the simplest answer is to just change company anon, I do believe it is quite rare to get a surveying job which is specifically /out/ only. I used to work a job which sent me to virgin land to obtain data for potential gas wells. This sent me truly into the in the middle of nowhere which was very neat, sometimes awful land and sometimes beautiful scenery. My current job has me doing construction and literally everything else. most surveying leads to construction of habitat unless you get a rare job surveying within the ecological field with other professions. Ironically the most /out/ I have gone with surveying is with oil/gas giant companies like anon here. Just look at the scope of work when applying and ask questions during interviews, follow the company on LinkedIn to see their work etc."}
+{"text":"meant to say destruction of habitat"}
+{"text":"I think it really depends on the company and what they specialize in. I’ve been wanting to find mainly a mainly /out/ company but they’re hard to find in the here in the south east since everything is being so built up. I do construction stuff probably 40% of the time but the rest is either commercial property update surveys or I’m inna woods."}
+{"text":"Must have /out/ tools? What are some items that you swear by? I'd like to only have to buy things once for a lifetime. Finally starting my cabin in the woods. I know I will need a lot of stuff, (chainsaws, drills, atv) and some of it I will have never heard of. Any warnings are appreciated since I really don't know what im doing. This would be in canada, ontario or alberta most likely."}
+{"text":"The author didn't get it either."}
+{"text":"Gary Larson did get it, because there was nothing to get. That was the whole bit, that the tools were never intended to actually represent actual tools. Gary said his mistake was making one of them look like a saw which caused people to try to figure out the others when in fact, he hadn't drawn them with any realistic plan."}
+{"text":"With an unlimited budget I would plop a steel barn down and get; Big boys: cnc router plasma cutter 3d printer mig/stick/tig welder planer table router band saw miter saw jigsaw table sander table grinder drill press Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I think that hand tool mastery can be very much a craftsman category. Anyone can use a wbs not everyone can adjust and use a plane."}
+{"text":"Any good spots around Ann Arbor, MI /out/? I want to go on a weekend hike and camp but I haven't found a great trail in the area yet myself."}
+{"text":"Pinckney area is a pretty area for smaller hikes"}
+{"text":"I agree that Pinckney area has some pretty areas for smaller hikes. Perhaps I'm just not well explored despite going to university in A2 but honestly I'd go out of SE Michigan for good spots"}
+{"text":"Got kik or discord? Im not very well explored either but maybe we can brainstorm together"}
+{"text":"I'm a student at uofm right now, I have a feeling you're right there isn't anything in SE Michigan I just made a kik, name is gildono9, you can text me on there"}
+{"text":"I just made a kik Oy vey. Bring condoms and lube. And please don't litter."}
+{"text":"Today I had to abort for the first time. I underestimated the snow depth on my route and didn't bring snow shoes. About 200 m below the peak, in really steep terrain, I kept crashing through the surface of the thigh-deep snow between the rocks underneath. For one it was becoming really exhausting, cold, and I was worried I could hit one of the rocks with my shin or knee. It was a bit of a reality check. Thanks for reading my blog post."}
+{"text":"magnificent bait sir"}
+{"text":"In winter, I prefer doing peaks that I've already done at other times of the year. No pressure to summit and it's not a big deal if I stop short. And I'm already familiar with the route."}
+{"text":"t. Yeti"}
+{"text":"That happened to a couple of us in NZ once. Walking on the tops with limestone caves and sinkholes everywhere and sudden whiteout. Typically we'd follow snow poles and cairns, but couldn't see much further than the map and compass in our hands. Made shit pretty exciting. When you fall through snow and can't feel anything under your feet it's getting pretty spicy."}
+{"text":"That sounds terrifying."}
+{"text":"I am planning on going into the wilderness and never returning. Have any of you attempted something similar? I am not sure if I want a horse or a bike. I don't want to put a horse through summer mosquitos. God speed"}
+{"text":"That isnt me. I only have a spotify and youtube account"}
+{"text":"PNW? Damn, beautiful land up there. But yea high humidity and lots of rain. Your gear will be soaked a lot of the time. Just be prepared for that if you don't build some sort of semi-permanent structure. So for the elctrical equipment, you can actually buy waterproof boxes and such in the camping section of any Walmart. There's likely waterproof bags and such for other equipment as well. That's where I'd start."}
+{"text":"quit samefagging the board"}
+{"text":"Luigi speed junkie. I won. Youre utterly seething and self destructing before our very eyes, just as im about to win once and for all. Yeah. It seems to have the best of a lot of factors. Seashells everywhere. I will have to have waterproof bags and wrap stuff in tarp. Ill hopefully touch base during a drier period."}
+{"text":"If you do end up recording anything, I hope you'll show up everynow and then with your progress. Would be real neat to see."}
+{"text":"I need the Indoor companion to my Outdoor machete. Ye Ol kitchen table wants to steal my woman and I need to turn it into firewood. All I have is this OUTDOOR machete, it only cuts natural plants Outdoors. The table has been shaped by man and therefore is an Indoor object."}
+{"text":"Have you considered an axe or a hatchet?"}
+{"text":"Um ok. Have you considered simply taking the table outside then you can use the outdoor manchette on the now outdoor table? You mean seems logical to me."}
+{"text":"I'm just surprised this braindead (bait) threads still get replies by even bigger idiots."}
+{"text":"Ignore the uncultured ruffians who don't know the difference between indoor and outdoor cutlery nor do they appreciate discernment between task and elegant tools. These people would have you use a meat cleaver to butter bread. I am a fan of the Parang style Machete but an indoor version demands more refinement. An outdoor tool should be carbon as it will take persistent abuse but, paradoxically, an indoor machete needs to prioritize rust resistance and sanitation over prolonged chopping sessions. The goal of an indoor machete, for clarity, is to take apart when necessary but be easy to clean and maintain while an outdoor machete is for constant chopping and cleanliness is less a priority. Obviously these unwashed cretins don't appreciate this."}
+{"text":"A true man of knowledge and culture. Thank you so much for expounding on your vast well of knowledge. Now I do wonder though, what is this \"Village machete\"."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else here traveled around living in a backpack for a while? What about car/van life? What are your experiences and if you're still doing it what are your plans for the next year? I've been doing it for 5 years straight after my Mom passed and I had no ties left to keep me involved with society or my hometown much. Now I'm renting a large property and house, working on my hobbies and profitable skills and saving up cash for when I inevitably dip out back into the world again this spring. I'm getting a backpack set up and possibly a 4runner. I just don't know where I want to go though anymore, I've been all over the US a few times and I hate crossing the continental divide, I'm probably going to stay in the PNW for a while until something interesting draws me east, but I'm also considering biting the cost of a passport to go start traveling in other countries too."}
+{"text":"I should also add fhat the only reason i spammed nigger and threatened conservation officers is necause I was mad at jannies banning me twice a day for no reason. The fuck is their problem?"}
+{"text":"Some boards jannies are literally the equivalent of reddit mods and have been hired from reddit. Back in the day I use to be on the IIRC regularly and the mods have always been faggots, especially that dratted John Redcorn. How's bikepacking? I have a pretty heavy backpack because I lot to carry a lot of creature comforts, and I've seriously considered getting a bike instead of a car just to distribute weight better and get further faster without spending time trying to get gas and parking."}
+{"text":"Also how often do you have to do bike maintenance and how gnarly can it get?"}
+{"text":"Bikepacking and living a nomadic lifestyle is great. Im about to embark again except this time i want to go farther into the wilderness. Basically, it is tonnes of fun. Very fun with a crossbow. Bring a rod but you dont have to since poaching is easy. I like going on the unpaved paths deep in the wilderness with a single track trailer. There are different cargo racks for the front or rear axle. I actually carry almost no weight on my back except my crossbow generally just incase of shit bears. I havent killed a bear yet because i didnt know exactly what to do with the entire carcas but now that i know, im going for one.... In regards to repairing the bike. You should invest in good tires. Like thick ones. Sometimes something might happen like a flat or broken spoke, no big deal. Its just a bike. The best prevention is a well maintained bike. Only a seized crank in the middle of nowhere is an absolute disaster but you should be able to tell when your crank is going. You can feel it. Create a bike repair kit and tote it on a single track trailer behind your bike with some other stuff. Anyways wnough from me."}
+{"text":"Ohhh I've wanted to take a crossbow on the road for a while. I've been hunting using snares and getting up close to small deer with a 9mm pistol and whacking them like Tony. A bike would certainly let me do that much less encumbered. I've seen a lot of bikepackers with motorized bikes and every time I've seen them they're working on the bike and cussing a lot, so I think I'd probably just get a normal bike. Thanks for the input."}
+{"text":"Where are all the mushrooms edition?"}
+{"text":"The soil is fruitful, and abounds with cattle, which inclines the inhabitants rather to feeding than ploughing, so that near a third part of the land is left uncultivated for grazing. The climate is most temperate at all times, and the air never heavy, consequently maladies are scarcer, and less physic is used there than anywhere else. There are but few rivers; though the soil is productive, it bears no wine; but that want is supplied from abroad by the best kinds, as of Orleans, Gascon, Rhenish, and Spanish. The general drink is beer, which is prepared from barley, and is excellently well tasted, but strong, and what soon fuddles. There are many hills without one tree, or any spring, which produce a very short and tender grass, and supply plenty of food to sheep; upon these wander numerous flocks, extremely white, and whether from the temperature of the air, or goodness of the earth, bearing softer and finer fleeces than those of any other country: this is the true Golden Fleece, in which consist the chief riches of the inhabitants, great sums of money being brought into the island by merchants, chiefly for that article of trade. The dogs here are particularly good. It has mines of gold, silver, and tin (of which all manner of table utensils are made, in brightness equal to silver, and used all over Europe), of lead, and of iron, but not much of the latter. The horses are small but swift. Glasshouses are in plenty here."}
+{"text":"Recovering from an injury so did a 15km hike in the local countryside. Was meant to be a circular route but I cut it short as the only route was through a narrow field with the largest bull I've seen in my life in. Managed to get a bus home. I think I'll try the full circular once the weather improves. The clay soil in the Chilterns sticks to your boots the moment it gets wet."}
+{"text":"where in yorkshire? I'm in calderdale and am looking to do some wildcamping, last year i did a lot of motorcycle camping but that was all up in the lake district, hoping to find some local spots that i can hike to from hebden bridge, maybe 15-20km each way or so. pic rel, camp from august"}
+{"text":"I'm planning a solo trip to Kielder soon too, as  said it's mostly nav that's the challenge. I've camped at the site there previously and walked the eastern route alongside the reservoir, my plan for the next trip is to get dropped off at the village, stay a night in the forest and then make my way down to Hexham. Do post if you end up doing it, I've got some new winter gear to test out so I'm gonna do a smaller trip first before I strand myself in the forest. Pic is from a day hike by Alston on the 20th Dec."}
+{"text":"Does anyone surf in this country? I think we're actually pretty lucky in terms of quality spots so close"}
+{"text":"gun? heh, I just carry bear spray, it's actually more effecti-"}
+{"text":"All animals should have the fear of man upon them since the days of Noah unless they have been tampered with."}
+{"text":"Ah yes, because pulling a gun out of a proper holster and aiming is so much easier! doesn't hike with a rifle at low ready"}
+{"text":"Honestly if you are worried about a bear charging you head on in open terrain just carry a 12 ft pike so it impales itself. Or maybe a Shepard's hook so you can give the reach around and jab it in the asshole. I bet it wouldn't feel like coming at you then. Unless it's, you know, the other kind of bear."}
+{"text":"You mean the curved thing that says \"INERT\" on it? No."}
+{"text":"I think it's adorable you don't even own a gun but still talk about them like you do. I'm worried that the bear will charge you in front of me and I'll have to shoot you in the leg just to make sure he catches you."}
+{"text":"how do you train for mountaneering hiking and backpacking and out in general i know the optimal way is to load weight on a backpack and walk uphill and down, increasing distance, elevation and weight progressively but i live in flat area and it's depressing to drive for 1 hour just to be on the same boring trail. anything closer is shit, i need to go up and down the same hill 10 times to get close to the total elevation i want, it's boring and depressing and people who i encounter think i'm stupid any other suggestions?"}
+{"text":"what if you have lower back problems and carrying heavy backpacks gives you a fucking awful pain for the next few days"}
+{"text":"1. You want a strong aerobic base, so do lots of easy runs or basic hikes that keep you working but let you speak in complete sentences during. Do these as much as you can, 5-7x/week. Ideally these are hikes, but most only have time for that on weekends. 2. You want strength. Don't need to go crazy but lift weights 1-2x weekly, focusing on lower body and core 3. You want \"muscular endurance\". Do hill repeats as heavy as your legs can go. The limiting factor should be your leg strength, so if you can do this for an hour without your legs being tired you aren't hauling heavy enough. 4. Eat lots of protein and sleep enough. Manage stress. Don't neglect carbs and learn to eat while hiking. Rest if you feel an injury happening, training is a marathon not a sprint. This is more or less what training for the new alpinism suggests."}
+{"text":"oh and DO NOT DO HIIT. HIIT IS A WASTE OF TIME FOR ALL ENDURANCE SPORTS and can actually DETRAIN your endurance."}
+{"text":"This sounds like a great way to fuck your body up without ever setting foot on a mountain. I don't see why wouldn't you simply do cardio, get one of those hypoxic masks and get in a bulking diet to build hemoglobin (or move to high elevation and regularly train there), on top of doing core resistance exercise. If you walk around with useless weight on your body you will fuck up your knee cartilages and ankles, on top of bulging your spinal discs without seeing any benefit whatsoever."}
+{"text":"Then you should go to the gym and do your deadlifts to fix your weak back."}
+{"text":"Are there any park rangers here? How hard is it to become one?"}
+{"text":"You're not get hired onto a land management agency right now outside of LEO or Fire. At least for Forest Service there will still be non-Fed temp summer positions that are gonna be hired on through regional partner organizations. It's not gonna lead into an actual job any time soon but it will look good on an application if this is your long term goal. If you want one of those summer spots call up, or better yet go visit the distracts you want to work at so they can guide you to the right organizations to apply through. The hiring process is starting real soon so go do it quick. To expand what  said about pay. Everyone in the agencies know that pay is fucked in the resort/destination areas, but it can't be fixed by the agencies. Locational pay is set by Office of Personal Management, and it only get calculated for an area once you get to 1500 gov employees in a certain radius. And the radius is small enough that only major cities met that criteria. So the rest of the country all uses one location pay rate called \"Rest of US\". It would take OPM or an authority higher to change that. So not happening anytime before 2028."}
+{"text":"if there weren't religion I would be gay"}
+{"text":"You give off thirdie vibes. I don't know why... You wouldn't do anything."}
+{"text":"agree with the way gov works if you symbolically have to get in the cock sucking line, and that starts with seasonal for like 3-10 years depending on how much college or how good you are at cock sucking. go to usa jobs and fill out positions. if the AI system passes you, phone call the ranger stations, because the people behind are usually good ol boy types (in rural areas away from liberal cities). If you want a better in you go to somewhere people dont want to work at. People do this all the time for 'career advancement'. \"oh hey I can become a gs-07 if I spend a year in desert land where the only amenity is sunday night bingo. That's the area to work for. Fire is 'supposed' to split from USFS and become part of Department of Interior under its own division with BLM and a few others but that is still in limbo. This makes 2 points. 1) in theory this may free up some of the funds for USFS after cause fire was undoubtedly eating the USFS budget for the last few decades. 2) until this change, wildland fire was one of the seasonal jobs to get your foot in the door to other USFS work down the line. The USFS world isn't huge either so if you're an asshole, others will know. I meet people all the time that knew someone at my last duty station even if it was in the opposite end of the state. The best thing you can do is be consistent and keep your mouth shut on revealing your power level. You'll meet cool people but its not worth losing a career over. However I got away without getting the vaccine. Also along the lines of what the poster I mentioned said, USFS was getting a substantial budget increase in the last few years, and they kept asking for more. First the Biden administration denied that in 2024, so there was a seasonal layoff panic. Then with Trump in 2025 there was the shutdown. Even if Doge isn't around anymore, USFS both is underfunded and mismanaged."}
+{"text":"NPS is still hiring seasonal employees. Dunno about forest service or BLM. And there's always state parks."}
+{"text":"Why haven't you gone winter camping yet this season /out/? What, are you scared of a little cold?"}
+{"text":"I'm rather about (you) being able to span a mental bridge between motoring and camping. I mean semantically it's not wrong, if you stay in a camp are camping, regardless of how you got there. But it just wont cure the gay."}
+{"text":"What tent is this? this has to be shit though right? looks like a cheap pop up tent, not suited for 4 seasons."}
+{"text":"Sitting around in the dark is boring. 0-degree or lower bags are expensive and take up too much closet space for what little use they'd get. If you fuck up 3-season camping, you have a bad weekend. If you fuck up winter camping, you die. Ever wake up drenched in sweat because you wore too many layers to bed? That shit will kill you in the winter."}
+{"text":"Useless american, what are you doing on this board?"}
+{"text":"cabins are superior"}
+{"text":"I think the Cracow-Częstochowa Uplands in Poland are a bit underrated outing place"}
+{"text":"Beautiful, thanks for the post. My ancestors come from the Sudetenland. I want to travel there this year, the Table Mountains look interesting too."}
+{"text":"I'm planning to go to Austria me too, the area around Vent looks amazing"}
+{"text":"Absolute tourist bait. You can't hear your thoughts over people taking selfies and their kids running around screaming, and everything costs as if it was next to the sea and the mountains at the same time."}
+{"text":"I know a few places with barely any tourists in Częstochowa alone. I didn't see a single human being on Mount Prędziszów but I wouldn't recommend it because of industrial smell. Very few go to mount Osson and nobody goes east of it. Right riverbank of Warta from \"Pont de Srebrna\" to Mount Przeprośna, including Jaś i Małgosia rocks were completely empty too, except for one guy riding his dirt bike on Mount Przeprośna. It's not for faint hearted because you need to cross this \"bridge\" to find yourself on the northern slope of Mount Przeprośna."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed"}
+{"text":"I've taken this road a few times, it's genuinely just gnarly."}
+{"text":"does it actually connect the central valley and the coast like they wanted it to do, I mean if somehow they got through all the snow, could they have made it?"}
+{"text":"I'm always curious about \"secret\" ways to get places that connect very remote areas. I mean, that's the reason she married an Azn man. He got to be with someone of the better race, in exchange for having to be with someone bitchy and controlling."}
+{"text":"I'm always curious about \"secret\" ways to get places that connect very remote areas. Move to northern or central Nevada."}
+{"text":"You tried, I guess."}
+{"text":"General thread for freediving and/or spearfishing, since I don't see one mentioning either. My personal questions: I've been thinking about taking a certification course so I can learn to do these things correctly and safely. I'm probably happy just doing the diving, but spearfishing seems like an easy and practical extension. I only casually skindive and rod-and-reel fish at the moment. Does anyone have experience taking such a course? I know I'll need my own gear early on, but each instructor I can find seems to have their own equipment shops, so I imagine they wouldn't be impartial about the quality of other gear on the market. I live on the Pacific coast of the US, so I see that a 7 mm open cell wetsuit is strongly recommended. What good/bad features should I look out for on wetsuits and other equipment? For non-competitive diving, carbon fiber fins are almost certainly not worth the price, right?"}
+{"text":"That sucks. At least the hardware seems solid. With good user feedback, maybe their next version will be a lot better in terms of interface design, once."}
+{"text":"I did a touch and go to 70 feet today, I need to get my bottom time up."}
+{"text":"Respect!"}
+{"text":"i'll give you all the bottom time you need anon :3"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to live completely cut off from the rest of the world? Not using money or having to work. If so where and what are the basic tools required?"}
+{"text":"axe drawbar hatchet hammer saw pick maddock hoe shovel bucket rake"}
+{"text":"Its a work in progress and the reason why its \"volume 1\" is because its regional. So you would need different information dependant on region. For example, you can harvest salt from the ocean in the coastal pacific northwest whereas in the Alberta Foothills you would need to bring it in since you cannot source salt in the Foothills. You would need to prepare for avalanches and be able to identify leylines whereas in the Coastal Pacific Northwest, that doesnt matter. Etc. But when Volume 1 is finished, i will certainly drop it here. But it will only be relevant for the region its written on."}
+{"text":"If you want to live offgrid, away from society, then you must put in the work or effort or you will die of starvation or exposure. Tools cost money. If you dont want to spend money on tools then create your own from wood and stone like a caveman. Chip a rock into shape, create a notched handle, fit the rock in, use resin created from sap or glue made from a hunt to seal the tool head with the handle and tie it into place using primitive cordage. Or you can buy an axe for $20. If you want minimum work whilst in the bush then prefabricate a pop up cabin. Which takes work anyways. Youre not escaping labor in the bush. This life isnt for the weak or stupid unless you want to end up like McCandless. Vagrant? Im a hyper-violent antisocial vagabond. The fuck you think drove me to the woods?"}
+{"text":"No. In this day and age, your government of choice WILL fuck you in the ass. If they even get a whiff of you trying to live rent free from their control, they wil swat you fast and hard. It's easiest to be a nomad(harder to track that way) at first, but when you get old and want to put down roots in the wild, that's when they pounce."}
+{"text":"hoe hell yeah nigga"}
+{"text":"Everyone post your tips, tricks, and knowledge about how to best see in the dark, and how to best utilise your scotopic vision. This includes discussion of lighting and how to best use it, and IR/thermal/nacht vision options. I'll start: Your scotopic (night) vision takes about 20mins to reach highly effective performance, and up to an hour to reach peak performance - so it's important that you preserve it! Facts about your vision that you can use to your advantage: your eye has two main types of photoreceptors: cones and rods. cones are sensitive to colour and most of your fine detail relies on them, they are NOT sensitive to contrast or movement rods are sensitive to contrast and very sensitive to movement, they see ONLY contrast: dark vs. light and never in fine focus. cones are grouped in the centre of your retina, directly behind your pupil and lens rods are non-existent in the centre of your retina, but are spread around the outside, off-axis from your cornea, making survival possible because it is your peripheral vision that you rely on for reflex if anything suddenly moves in on you in scotopic vision your cones fail and you rely entirely on your rods, this is why in low light everything looks grey or black & white this also means in the dark anything you try to stare directly at (if you think something is lurking out there in the moonlight) you won't be able to see, you're basically blind to anything you stare at Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nah red light doesn't scatter or dissipate as quickly in the atmosphere or fog as shorter wavelength light, this is why things like stop lights and railroad crossing indicators etc are red. you may have noticed other lights being more visible but remember, it's all about luminosity. a more powerful green light will easily outshine and appear brighter than a red light, but if all things are equal the red light is the last one you will still see as it fades into the distance."}
+{"text":"I have visual snow syndrome. My vision is dog shit in the dark. Feels bad man."}
+{"text":"what's the medical advice for dealing with this? this syndrome is new to me"}
+{"text":"Keep a patch over one eye, so that when darkness falls, you have an eye already adapted to lowlight conditions."}
+{"text":"good catch actually, like the pirates did. although for me my depth perception is garbo to begin with and that would just handicap me. I'd be tripping all over the place"}
+{"text":"would a solo alpine winter ascent of K2 without oxygen be a greater feat than free soloing El Capitan?"}
+{"text":"Positively /favstian/"}
+{"text":"Welcome to most hobbies that require $$$ to do at the high end. Same with Skiing, Snowboarding, Mountaineering, etc."}
+{"text":"I think sherpas haul all the shit down the mountain these days. That's if you bother to shit in a bag and put it into a dedicated human waste container up there on the mountain."}
+{"text":"based gilbertson enjoyer. He's not even 40 yet and he only has a few technical summits left. Idk what he is gonna do about Bhutan but everything else he can do when he is older."}
+{"text":"I think it's a bot"}
+{"text":"Explanation: What Is Eco-Autarky? An eco-autarky loop, otherwise known as eco-autarky, is a self-sufficiency system with strong emphasis on ecological principals, independence from industrial supply chains, and minimum waste. Eco-autarky loops go a step beyond traditional economic autarky (self-sufficiency). Eco-autarky loops (through all-natural, low-impact regenerative methodology) result in the production of essential resources using renewable biological processes, easily acquirable resources and closed-loop systems. Each stage of an eco-autarky loop may provide useful byproducts. Example: Eco-Autarkical Disinfectant Cleaner The following eco-autarkical closed-loop system results in an all-natural disinfectant cleaner from excess harvested/wasted fruit/plant material, producing useful byproducts throughout 5 stages of production. Stage 1: Harvest or collect apples, pears, grapes, berries, peaches and/or sugar-rich roots (beets, carrots) in your garden or food forest. Use windfalls, overripe fruit, peels, cores - anything that would normally become waste. Stage 2: Alcoholic Fermentation (Yeast Phase) - Crush/chop the harvest to make a simple fruit mash or juice. Add yeast to the fruit juice then ferment in a jar/bucket for 1-3 weeks. Byproductive result: fruit wine or hard cider (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Stage 6: Basic Mixing - Blend the matured slaked lime with clean sand (1:3 ratio by volume) and a small amount of water to create a basic paste. This can be used immediately for simple applications. Semi-Useful Product: lime mortar Stage 7: Enhanced Mixing - Incorporate the prepared clay pozzolan (10-30% of lime weight) into the lime mortar mix, along with gravel and reserved crushed shell aggregate (adjust to 1:2:4 lime:pozzolan/sand:gravel ratio). Add water for a pourable consistency. Pour into forms or apply; it sets through hydration and carbonation over days to weeks. Versatile Staple Product: concrete Optional: Stage 8: Curing - Expose the set concrete to humid air or mist with water periodically. Test strength by pressing: firmer = better set. Higher clay content yields stronger results."}
+{"text":"Example: Eco-Autarkical Natural Wood Finisher & Sealant The following ecologically autarkical closed-loop system produces an all-natural wood finisher and sealant from tree-derived materials (through the processes of resin tapping, oil pressing, wax rendering, and blending) resulting in: 1 versatile staple byproduct (pine needle mulch/tea residue) 1 versatile staple product (natural wood finisher/sealant) 2 semi-useful products (raw pine resin, beeswax base) The reason for the effectiveness of the natural wood finisher/sealant is due to the synergistic protective properties of polymerizing linseed oil (deep penetration and hardening), beeswax (water-repellent sheen), and pine resin/turpentine (adhesion and solvent action). As the materials go through the stages of production and blending, the mixture gains durability and breathability. Higher resin content increases water resistance, while balanced ratios ensure a non-toxic, food-safe finish that enhances wood grain without synthetic chemicals."}
+{"text":"Stage 1: Collection - Gather flax seeds from your garden or wild linseed plants for oil pressing, pine resin (sap/pitch) from wounded or tapped pine trees in your food forest (use sustainable scoring), and honeycomb or beeswax scraps from your apiary. Collect pine needles as secondary material. Stage 2: Oil Extraction - Press flax seeds (using a simple manual press or mortar) to extract raw linseed oil. Allow it to settle and filter impurities. Stage 3: Resin Preparation - Collect and clean raw pine resin. Gently heat small batches to melt and strain debris, producing a viscous base (optional: distill small amounts with steam to separate turpentine for thinning). Semi-Useful Product: raw pine resin (for glue, fire starter, or basic sealant) Stage 4: Wax Processing - Melt beeswax from honeycomb in a solar or low-heat double boiler, filter out debris. Semi-Useful Product: beeswax base (for candles, balms, or direct use) Stage 5: Blending - In a double boiler, melt beeswax, then stir in equal parts linseed oil and a portion of melted pine resin (or turpentine from distillation for thinner consistency). Heat gently until fully combined (1:1:1 ratio by weight for balanced penetration/sheen/protection). Test by cooling a drop: smooth, non-brittle = ready. Stage 6: Application & Curing - Apply the warm mixture to sanded wood surfaces with a cloth or brush, rubbing in thoroughly. Allow multiple thin coats to penetrate and polymerize over days/weeks in airy conditions. Versatile Staple Product: natural wood finisher/sealant (for furniture, tools, cutting boards, or outdoor wood—provides sheen, water resistance, and nourishment) Stage 7: Residue Use - Compost pine needle remnants or brew into weak tea for plant tonic/soil amendment. Versatile Staple Byproduct: pine needle mulch/tea residue (for garden mulch, natural pest deterrent, or nutrient cycling)"}
+{"text":"what strange / spooky stuff have you seen? once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me down it was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it either sounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the \"head\" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone \"you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!\" a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to \"it was right there, i tell you!\" inb4 go to /x/ for this shit i want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me"}
+{"text":"You're an autistic freak."}
+{"text":"thread hit bump limit, noice it was seriously great to see your guy's stories, and really funny to see the anons keep bumping the thread to piss the one guy off maybe this year you guys can get more some strange / spooky stories for halloween, i'll make another thread around that time later cya next time, anons"}
+{"text":"You know we will have this thread again tomorrow, right?"}
+{"text":"There was a Disney movie about skinwalkers made in the 1990s called brother bear"}
+{"text":"You only get one chance to explore the Lost Ruins of Ohio, anon. Shouldn't have gone back for dinner."}
+{"text":"Google claims this is a real story. Do a reverse image search and see if you can convince it otherwise."}
+{"text":"Pixar hands lol"}
+{"text":"I hope this is the right place to put this, since I am very new here. Recently I've been seeing this meme about someone getting ripped open by a nail sticking out of an at home water slide, the tarp ones you set up with a sprinkler, and now I've been thinking, I need to see absolutely any example of this happening, it just sounds too bloody for me not to want to see."}
+{"text":"Any tips for off trail hiking? I pretty much covered all trails at my go to out location but there's still plenty of unexplored land and terrain to hike on but I'll have to find my way through dense scrubland and hilly/rocky terrain. I'm in pretty good shape and have all the gear since I already day hike at least a couple times a week(15 or so miles)."}
+{"text":"Ya just hike. That's p much it. Don't overthink it."}
+{"text":"You will encounter much more wildlife than you would normally and depending on where you are at that could be snakes, spiders, ticks etc"}
+{"text":"this is such a strange question to me since i from being carried in a backpack-thingy as s toddler and up to this day has always hiked off path or trail. kinda misleading, off-trail implies there is a trail somewhere and there is no such thing here. i only do such hikes for a reason reach that summit fish in that lake and then its pretty easy to plan them ahead on good maps or preferably google satellite view. or you just go and see where your feets take you."}
+{"text":"i have spotted 2 \"hills\" in the forest near me, no trails. there is what seems to be a creek between em. there is gold in the area so i thought i should go check it out. but i am not sure how to get there. what app should i use, google earth?"}
+{"text":"I appreciate all the advice guys, the entire area isn't crazy large maybe 100 square miles and 15 miles on a straight line in its \"wildest\" stretch but there's plenty of small (100 people tops) settlements all throughout it. Elevation varies from 5k ft to 2k, very hilly, brush isn't crazy dense since it's also very rocky but there's plenty of room for injury since there's big drops from large boulders or creeks. Went there today(on trail) and saw a fox, supposedly there's wolves but I have never seen nor heard one, plus deer and hogs, no large cats nor bears. Large guard shepherd dogs are aplenty and get pretty aggressive if you come close to the herd. Besides a couple spots phone reception is normally fine. Lots of heavy rain and wind lately but as soon as it calms down I'll give off trail solo hiking a proper go, it should be fun."}
+{"text":"why does it seem like all you people want to go out and be “in le nature” but don’t give a single fuck about preserving ecosystems or native biodiversity? You feel entitled to go out and be in nature and treat it like your personal fucking playground, damaging the ecosystem and demanding roads and trails be paved through the wilderness so you can “heckin enjoy it”? And then go home and continue to fuel the 6th mass extinction with your destructive consumerist habits? Anyway, I planted some Texas native wildflowers today to help the declining pollinator population in my area. What did you do?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to 4chan!"}
+{"text":"liberals trying to gate keep access to public land. the only people gate keeping access to public land are billionaire land owners and bootlicking reactionaries. Go suck Mike Lee's cock (if you can find it- I hear its quite small)"}
+{"text":"To conserve and preserve in this context are synonyms. Don't be pedantic. relying to bait You really shouldn't."}
+{"text":"Conservation and preservation are not synonyms in the case of the outdoors though. There is a difference in use and that information conversations around the two."}
+{"text":"informs* I swear autocorrect has an AI implemented now. It keeps making asinine assumptions about what I wanted to type."}
+{"text":"Time is 1:42am in the UK Actual snowstorm covering my town Decide \"Hey I'm a fat autistic POS, lets go for a walk since snow is cool\" Gear up in boots and scarf with gloves ready for a nice hour long walk So there I am walking up a hill enjoying the peace and scenery. I am a fat mid twenties male so I am not really expecting what happens next. I see over the crest, a man walking in the middle of the road towards my direction. I think nothing of it because why the fuck is anyone dodgy going to be out at this time? So I continue walking up the hill thinking nothing of it. As we get closer to eachother he sneakily starts walking onto the pavement in front of me. I'm a bit weirded out at this point so I go \"Alright mate?\" as a friendly gesture. He doesn't respond, I call again and he still doesn't respond. Might be my imagination but I swear he was walking brisker at me. Now I am really pissed off what I did next because I ran like hell. It's almost 2am, the roads are dead and its just me and him, I've never had a proper fight in my life and all I'm thinking in my head is \"GUY HAS A KNIFE AND IS PROBABLY A MIGRANT\". I am a fat bastard but somehow the adrenaline made me speed away faster than I've ever known. Despite the snow I didn't slip. So what the fuck was the guy's problem? Why did he start walking on the pavement only when we were crossing paths? My town isn't known for things like this but occasionally it does happen. I'm just so pissed off man because I feel like a coward. Still thats the most running I've done in years so I was coughing my lungs up for 10 minutes after. Maybe I should join a boxing gym."}
+{"text":"But aren’t knives illegal? I know slightly harsh words are."}
+{"text":"I know that feel bro. I was walking around a football field in the carpark when a car coming my way stops just metres from me, then a guy gets out and starts walking towards me, hands in pockets and not saying a word. I learned that night that I am definitely a flight guy, not a fight guy. My legs just moved by instinct, and they didn't stop until the danger was gone."}
+{"text":"fuck that man you should have crouched low and began running at him full sprint, aim for the knees"}
+{"text":"in the UK Tbh I just stopped reading. If you're anything like the bongs I've worked with then you're a creeper"}
+{"text":"was about to say maybe he is mentally ill and looking for some feedback that could have gone negative real fast."}
+{"text":"Any /spear/ bros? I was hiking pretty remotely on some old Indian trails along the river in central texas and happened upon some hogs. Wasn’t the first time this has happened either. I have no interest in hunting but I’m considering buying one to carry for defense if one decided to charge me next time and i don’t have a cliff or tree to retreat to. it seems like it would be pretty handy to have around as it was the most effective weapon in general before projectiles were invented"}
+{"text":"I don’t feel like interacting with gun fags, I own a few but carrying there isn’t lawful and I’d rather not buttheads with federal law"}
+{"text":"their dirt cheap and light for the weight and cost you cannot do better than a spear that said if youve never killed something with a spear you are not going to magically kill that 300lb pig running at you you may as well not have it at all and just run still"}
+{"text":"Killing boar with a spear used to be a test of courage in antiqutiy and the middle ages. it's not without risk at all."}
+{"text":"You aren’t going to 1v1 a hog with a spear even hog “hunters” ambush them or use a dog to distract them and then sneak in from the side and spear them in the throat or cut it with a Bowie. You pretty much have to flank them their head and back are extremely durable."}
+{"text":"Nah. Hunters regularly stick wounded hogs who attack them from the front. It is possible. Of course, you need to be very unlucky or very obnoxious to get attacked by a hog. Making enough noise to warn them and get away is usually enough."}
+{"text":"is xander the new goat of /out/ youtubers?"}
+{"text":"I can do a temu gear review in a blizzard"}
+{"text":"Then do it lil bro, we need content."}
+{"text":"As soon as I get my drone and gopro. I don't want to risk my life only to shoot in 720p"}
+{"text":"Never watched this guy, but hasn’t a lot of primitive living tube stuff been debunked? Hidden pumps? Construction equipment use? Cleverly covered wiring? Host has hotel receipts for nights he was supposed to have been roughing it?"}
+{"text":"these people are so boring compared to GOATs like Lars Monsen. Not even close. Youtube slop"}
+{"text":"fantasy books recommendations?"}
+{"text":"Seconding this all day long"}
+{"text":"The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany The Earthsea cycle by Ursula Le Guin Also The Left Hand of Darkness, which /out/ists should appreciate"}
+{"text":"Anyone have any suggestions for a fantasy book that has similar philosophical reach in the writing to something like \"Wyst Alastor 1716\" I find it almost impossible to read a non metaphorical story that doesn't have a message."}
+{"text":"Seconding any New Sun recommendations, adding The Knight by Wolfe as well. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R.R Martin is a great pick too, perfect bite sized fantasy about a wandering knight."}
+{"text":"I fucking hate them to my core. They often buy up land, then totally ban access to the public, even in places where public access was previously legal, with zero explanation about why, while bragging and showing off videos of the beautiful overlooks they would love to arrest you for trespassing to get to on their website. If they DO allow access, there's never any signage, adequate parking, let alone improved trails. They truly do not give a fuck and I imagine them as hateful boomers who pat themselves on the back \"oh the land is protected now!\" as they ban access. It might as well be private land. It has all been logged already."}
+{"text":"Someone with no money or prospects for buying their own land shat you out for probably no other reason than a desire for attention or because of an accident and millions of other people in their generation did the same thing so now the rest of us have to worry about whether or not you have a house and a job and a woman to shit out your progeny or you’ll cause trouble, especially if you don’t have a place to satisfy your caveman desire to see what’s coming to eat you."}
+{"text":"From what I have read, rich folks PROFIT (of course) by tax deduction -- donating land to TNC... Someday I feel like every goddamn thing in the economy is a scam for billionaires to puff themselves up and increase their wealth."}
+{"text":"maybe it is that, I don't get how giving your money away saves money - I mean you dont pay taxes cuz you don't keep it, there must be more to this scam than I know of, but I also feel like nature conservancy are eco fascists - they believe land is meant for animals and humans should stay out - they basically hate humans but I also feel like things were less restrictive in the 50s and 60s regarding casual land access and remember the concept of no trespassing wasn't original to america and doesn't exist in plenty of countries without incident"}
+{"text":"I don't get how giving your money away saves money - I mean you dont pay taxes cuz you don't keep it, there must be more to this scam than I know of Also crucial to utilizing charity as a tax avoidance strategy is pumping up the value of your generosity. “You donate some fancy piece of fine art to a museum, you get an assessment for the art, it’s much more than you could actually ever sell it for,” explains Reck. “You get a big tax write-off.” It’s not just fine art, either — one popular form of overvaluation (until Congress passed a bill putting an end to it last year) involved inflating the value of land. Called a “syndicated conservation easement,” it took advantage of an incentive for environmental conservation, in which landowners who agree not to develop their land would get a tax break proportional to the fair market value of the land. “The game is that people just massively, ludicrously inflate these fair market values,” says Reck. In the syndicated version of this tax break, a group of investors buys land, gets an overvalued assessment on it, and shares the tax write-off between themselves. “Now there are a bunch of court cases about it,” Reck says."}
+{"text":"/out/ seething about a group called The Nature Conservancy Yup, it's a nu-/out/ thread"}
+{"text":"Where to buy second hand glacier glasses? Is eBay the only decent option? Found These on facebook market place, Vintage but cheap, worth buying?"}
+{"text":"6 years ago this thread would have been deleted for being a giant attention seeking faggot. Today it's the third most /out/ post on the board"}
+{"text":"which star trek episode is that?"}
+{"text":"In that case you're poor and not a mountaineer, enjoy walking your \"adventurous mountain trails\" with more gear than you'll ever need while some faggot in sandals passes you by while being equally safe"}
+{"text":"imagine wearing second hand glasses with sweat gunk on them lmao"}
+{"text":"After a violent confrontation with police he fled into the Victorian High Country. What followed is a three month manhunt by 500 police, including 125 specialist tactical officers, 20 dog teams, six helicopters, an unknown number of thermal drones and in addition hundreds of military personnel. Despite the effort not so much as a footprint of the man was found. As the search past its first month the issue became obvious. This guy had four decades of experience in the area, his son calling it his second home. Friends recounted an obsession with bushcraft and a history of living offgrid in makeshift homes, old buses, sheds and caves. He knew the mineshafts were a safe comfortable place at night and as a prepper he was known to stash things in many a hidden place. As the hunt entered its 2nd month his connections to anti government groups were exposed and the police had to reconcile the fact he may be helped. With thermals completely failing, tactical officers were given the gruelling task of crawling through caves and mineshafts. With no success the Australian public began questioning what all this was costing. Independent media interviewed locals and suspicions were raised, how could such a well liked man kill for no reason? Why has the bodycam footage not been released? As the hunt entered its 3rd month half the units were sent home. Weeks of snow storms and dangerous conditions had crushed morale. The welfare toll was immense. Stories of psychological damage on officers. PTSD was diagnosed, this man, this ghost, he could have been behind any tree. Various theories were floated, suggestions that if the police couldn't find him then maybe he wasn't even there. And now there is but a skeleton crew, still searching, refusing to give up."}
+{"text":"You forgot alcohol."}
+{"text":"Pretty much, anglo police in general with perhaps some in the US are generally retarded or immoral. You went 2km or 2miles over the limit \"pull him the fuck over high crimes n sheit\". Your a known terrorist associate of a group that raped, murdered and extorted overseas who activily preach murdering your fellow countrymen? Oh well you had a bad childhood or something. Utterly fucking useless should be most police forces new motto. I'm 100% behind abolishing most police forces aside from high-speed chase, rural and say SWAT."}
+{"text":"4chan rando has better common sense than an entire country’s government Many such cases."}
+{"text":"Fucking legend, the modern day Ned Kelly."}
+{"text":"Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated."}
+{"text":"I think I want to sell my home and just either live in a boat or an rv and fuck around the west coast until I eventually drop dead or something Anyone here ever actually live in an rv or a small boat full time? does one cost more than the other long terms? I suppose the boat thing sucks because no natl parks or driving around to go get supplies, but living on the water sounds kind of cozy honestly"}
+{"text":"Unless you live somewhere tropical you WILL have to dock and store the boat on land during the winter. If you can sail then a sailboat could be cheaper then an RV, a motorboat of any real livable size has enormous fuel consumption. Either one requires a lot of DIY and spare capital in case something important breaks (rigging or the engine). I have lived semi-permanently in both and RV's are a lot simpler to own given they are automobiles and society is very car oriented. Freshwater will be one of you biggest concerns in both, an RV could use filtration on freshwater lakes but a boat will require a RO system if you don't want to dock every week. Unless you know places where it's free, safe and conviniant-ish to park or moor then don't bother with either, a marina can cost $15 a night, campground around $7. also OP is both fake, gay and a FED poster."}
+{"text":"You have probably driven a car before so I'd say go with the RV. Trying to just jump into a boat you live on and learning how to maintenance and navigate the seas sounds like it would be a nightmare and less of an adventure"}
+{"text":"B.O.A.T. Bring Out Another Thousand"}
+{"text":"You probably want to look into how much gas a boat goes through. You can easily burn 10+ gallons per hour."}
+{"text":"How can you not realize the op is an idiot just wanting attention? Are you stupid?"}
+{"text":"I want to have camping adventures like Rin chan, traveling with a tent and staying in camping places around southern germany and central europe as a whole, but I need to make a choice Either I go the Rin route and buy a scooterlike motorbike or I buy an e-bike On one hand with the motorbike I get to go farther away and faster and have more carrying capacity, but with the e-bike I have full access to europe's large bike trail network and can travel by train with it when necessary. Also, thanks to the engine, hilly terrain isn't a problem Help me make a choice"}
+{"text":"Bro haven't you realized that the CO2 cult shit is over now and you can all go home. Even bill gates stepped away from it now."}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"# It may be surprising to you but people exist who are not interested to 'belong to' or 'be part of' a group or any other hivemind BS. Also you're relatively stupid if you really fail to see how almost all data points towards antrophogenic climate change. In either case you're inconsiderate of others if you accept the possibility of hurting someone else directly - you probably use the euphemism 'accident'. And you're either stupid or invonsiderate again if you fail to see that motorvehicles emit not only CO2 but also noise, brake dust, HC, NOx, PM... which ultimately harms other people. Meanwhile you are lazy or degenerate enough to knowingly accept all those effects because you're too weak or too lazy and 'you got used to it and it was normalized before we knew all this' and you're again too lazy to change a habit so instead you rather deceive yourself. That's easier. Homosexual."}
+{"text":"Why don't you just ride your bike instead? Because I have a job. Riding 300 miles takes time. Cycling is great and less reliance on personal vehicles is as well, but I haven't made it my special interest and will use it when it's practical. Since /out/ is a slow board I can only assume you'll seethe in this thread for months to come. Enjoy I guess."}
+{"text":"Just because anon buys into propaganda regarding personal use doesn't mean pollution isn't real."}
+{"text":"Southwestern Australia has these thermokarst lakes like Minnesota or Russia. Does it get very cold there?"}
+{"text":"Days below zero degrees C would be few and far between in that location. My guess is last ice age."}
+{"text":"Yeah it gets really fucking cold sometimes I have to wear a jacket."}
+{"text":"Yeah we get blizzards and snow storms in australia"}
+{"text":"No you don’t"}
+{"text":"he's still muttposting I don't know, I'm starting to feel bad for you"}
+{"text":"Have friend Retired military (Navy) Came into a bit of money, with the business he and I run Travels the world in our off season (we are military contractors). Flys to Nepal with his thot Australian GF Decides he wants to climb Mt. Everest (lol) Actually find this sketchy as fuck outfitter that agreed to take him on a expedition that has multiple fatalities on record Ligit is spending like $40k and more on this whole expedition Has no experience Mountain Climbing aside from Mt. Fuji and other mountains in Japan (really are just hikes) Has no glacial or Alpine traversing experience/training /fit/ in a base way he hasn't trained or acclimatized to this. Basically giving me the whole yolo line Literally already at base camp. How do I convince my friend he's going to die and this a beyond a pants on head retarded idea. How the fuck do these outfitters not vet people on something like this? He's on a high because he divorced his psycho whore of a wife that put his dog down to spite him and he's made just over a million dollars working in the defense industry and shrewd investment with me. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Isn't the long queues one of the dangers if you get stuck because you have limited time in the death zone?"}
+{"text":"Being old and balding don't mean you can't hike retard. Also being fat is hardly an issue unless you're obese. You can still have good endurance despite being fat. Do you people even go outside?"}
+{"text":"Do you people even go outside? Why would we be here if we went outside?"}
+{"text":"American education moment"}
+{"text":"Touch grass retard"}
+{"text":"Just ordered the North Face Stormbreak 2. What tent are you rocking? What do you love and hate about it? What tent do you want?"}
+{"text":"I saw a video of a guy with a literal pop-up tent. It's stored under tension and when you take it out, it pops up in seconds. What is this type of tent called? Is it a gimmick or is is something that's fine for very casual camping?"}
+{"text":"Gimmick"}
+{"text":"those are usually meant as one way tents for music festivals and such."}
+{"text":"Humanity is lost."}
+{"text":"No sorry I don't use tents."}
+{"text":"What's the best backpacking location in Europe?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, we have the aurora where I live. Still, not worth coming here, way too many tourists everywhere. Eating out is extremely expensive, you'll pay 30 dollarbucks for a mediocre burger, for a real meal with a glass of wine and dessert, you'll pay 100+"}
+{"text":"suhlasim, the carpathians in general"}
+{"text":"Why would I go to a tourist attraction and hike surrounded by other people?"}
+{"text":"I may or may not have called Trump a fascist, a dictator, a grifter and a muppet on 4chan, so that's not exactly an option for me."}
+{"text":"Just don't start protest groups with funding from international intelligence agencies and you won't have a problem."}
+{"text":"Hi /out/, i noticed in the last few years a very strange trend with the weather. It started around five years ago, when the °c jumped from night to day almost 10 grad. It became worst over the years, jumping from one day to another day 20°c. In the next week, there will be anohter jump but this time it is very brutal, from night to day +20°c. Is this a climate change thing?"}
+{"text":"The poles are shifting. Theres a hole in the ozone thats causing these crazy weather patterns along with the pole shift my nigga."}
+{"text":"this is germany, last time such a spike happened it was followed with a flood in 2021"}
+{"text":"jumping from one day to another day 20°c. anohter jump but this time it is very brutal, from night to day +20°c. Do you not have weather?"}
+{"text":"implies this is normal anon, this is not normal."}
+{"text":"Whats not normal? that the temp varies from day to night or that some days are warmer than others? thats very normal. Explain why you think this is strange/"}
+{"text":"Anyone munched on seagulls? My local chicken shop the chicken wings be leathery and tasting licl like fishsticks yano. Anyone tried munching on seagulls cuz i look at them and Im like fuck bro that's free protein n that and i can serve my boys a feast for free yano its economical in austerity inflation n that or is eating seagull mental health idk I just look at these lil tings flying around and thing shi man its just free food n that. if any of you munched on these seagulls lmk if you ever got around to making halal seagull sausage rolls. mans feeling mischievous yano I'm feeling like id bulk HARD on £0 carnivours diet putting the money aside for crypto feeling like a POWERFUL guy yano."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about freak? Yes you can eat any bird. Fuck off to where ever you came from."}
+{"text":"Just living my best life yano take it easy"}
+{"text":"Me and some friends have this dream of walking from Seattle to Miami. I'm currently working through the logistics of the trip. Our current plan involves 15 hours of walking a day, well have packs with pad sleeping bag and mainly just a lot of water, we only want to carry enough food to get to the next place we can buy more with a little extra just in case. Timing wise the summer after we graduate is looking like the most likely time to do it. Heat wise I'm not really concerned about the Washington through Wyoming section of the journey, we've all done lots of intensive summer backpacking before, I've worked 10 hour shifts in 100+ degree weather before. I am however worried about Nebraska onwards. I'm from the mountain west and have no real experience with humidity which i am told makes things entirely different. a conservative estimate would have us at the Wyoming Nebraska border by the end of July and in Miami mid September, but we will likely be moving faster than this. Is covering this region on foot in this time of year doable or will our plans have to change?"}
+{"text":"Instead of fantasizing about going outside, why don't you just... go outside? i do quite frequently. this is the just big goal. 15 hours a day really isn't that crazy at all especially once we make it past the Rockies. everyone in this group is pretty experienced, and we've all covered 25 miles of way worse terrain than we'll see at any point in this route in under 14 hours. those first two weeks might get a little rough as the days start to stack up, but will be totally doable. the pioneers did 15 hour days and half of them we're like midwestern shopkeepers and farmers who had never gained more than 500 feet of elevation in their life."}
+{"text":"You're planning to spend all fall and winter hiking through the entire midwest and then spend all of peak summer hiking through the south? Don't be a retard. Just go hike the PCT or something"}
+{"text":"What's your plan so far as far as your route is concerned? I'm really interested to hear/see what you've got planned so far."}
+{"text":"the biggest threat is low iq southerners and especially super low iq southern cops. they are literally the dumbest people ever."}
+{"text":"Thoroughly clean all of your gear once you get home. Never leave it dirty. It is a slow and relaxing process almost meditative. Do not leave your gear dirty as a performance to other men. Maintain your kit."}
+{"text":"I keep my gear dirty because the dirt adds to natural camouflage."}
+{"text":"/qtddtot/ - Questions that don’t deserve their own thread (I think)"}
+{"text":"am i retarded to not want to camp in 0-10 deg C"}
+{"text":"does anyone have those STALKER /out/ challenge lists? cant find them and i tossed my laptop with them on it."}
+{"text":"or any challenge lists? i want to larp this year"}
+{"text":"Terrain and micro terrain. Avoid low areas or areas which appear marshy. Slightly up the hill, ideally on a small rise. Depending on the ground it might hold or shed water. Lastly toss a ground sheet underneath you, smaller than your tarp. That'll help from water soaking upward without catching rain. If you are in a tarp, you can even get a waterproof bathtub floor or get a bugnet with one."}
+{"text":"got a new backpack, it's super nice but the back panel and shoulder straps feel a bit stiff. that's normal, right and will go away with use, right?"}
+{"text":"Can you advise me some gear to go hiking in Svalbard (north pole)? inb4 you're an idiot and you're gonna die"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"a coworker of mine did a few tours to the desoltate islands surrounding svalbard, norrway got weather and radar stations there. he where dog sledding on his time off one day and got tired of the krag rifle on his back hitting his head on every bump, so he took it of and put in on his sledge, and right there the dogs took off and ran home with the sledge, rifle and all his gear. and he had to walk home in icebear land, unarmed, no gear, nothing. it was just a 5km walk or so but plenty of time to get eaten by ice bear. yes svalbard has these signs at stores and its one of few if not the only airports where you can rent a gun."}
+{"text":"Wow."}
+{"text":"i dont really enjoy telling other peoples stories here, they should be telling them themselfs but they are boomers who can barely read a newspaper on their phone. im lucky enough that i work with some of them boomers and when its suited i tell their story. that guy btw, his tour was at hopen radio (google maps it) with some detours to bjørnøya, jan mayen and svalbard. and he didnt tell his wife about it im going for work when will you be home? in 14months... for the stories and experience, you should look up such guys and listen to them."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm gathering ideas for biomes and natural environments. I'd like to know if anyone knows of any natural environment or biome that they find pretty. It could be a description, a picture of nature that you like, anything helps."}
+{"text":"Agreed And Mediterranean"}
+{"text":"Woodlands. Only woodlands. I dont care especially for forests but i like them, but anything else like beach, plain etc, i am not interested. i just like being surrounded by woods. Dead and live trees."}
+{"text":"woodlands Something like this"}
+{"text":"Yes anyone who doesn't appreciate this clearly isn't white, looking over an evergreen forest is the greatest continuous pattern to exist on earth."}
+{"text":"Oak savanna"}
+{"text":"Recycled polyester I don't want to wear clothing made from jeet garbage. Sad i was really interested in patagonia"}
+{"text":"Bamboo \"Bamboo\" fibre is viscose made of bamboo. Also tencel is the superior viscose fibre."}
+{"text":"The wife has bamboo sheets. Those stay cold for like, ever. They're also really smooth. Not soft like polyester, but buttery smooth like silk."}
+{"text":"agreed patagonia has been trash ever since they started putting their logo on the breast of their clothes. They even have ll bean copying that design language so their clothes are ruined now too. I don't want to be a walking billboard."}
+{"text":"i don't understand the fucking logic of this. do ecofags really?"}
+{"text":"Ya really. Yes it's retarded. Producing plastic is environmentally harmless (and could even be done from biological ethanol). Disposing of it is. I have to wonder whether the effort of transforming recycled polyester into jackets instead of just burning it isn't even more harmful than just producing it new."}
+{"text":"You know those threads we have every week about dropping everything and living alone in the woods? Almost in a ascetic manner without internet and no job. Why? What causes it? To me it seems to be wanting an escape of urban life, the responsibilities and never-ending noise, the internet that has been utterly destroyed, to escape corporatism or something along those lines. To utterly reject consumerism and decadence. Now in that sense the desire for that has been noted to have existed since roman times from what i have read. To simpler times, to rural life before urbanization. A romantization of perhaps a gilded past. Don't get me wrong, rural life is superior to urban life but it too has its disadvantages. Especially now when the majority lives in the city leaving only old people out in the countryside rather than the bustling village 100 years ago. The warmth of the village is gone in most places or dying out as is. If you can't find contentness in the now then you won't find contentness in a log cabin in the middle of Alaska."}
+{"text":"omigosh bus? chris mcandles reference???"}
+{"text":"You're a retard and your 50 IQ take is silly, at best. Purpose or lack of it, has absolutely nothing to do with it. Purpose is an illusion imprinted onto your subconscious so your brain could justify suffering. This is about people waking up that to the idea that they are completely and utterly dependant on an unnatural system that hates them and treats them like cattle. When you go out into the woods, the purpose does not change or get added, purpose does not change as it is irrelevant to begin with. What changes is the person taking back control and being less dependent on tptb."}
+{"text":"Ted's criticism is on industrial society so any time in history with a \"lumber mill\" and shiftwork is post industrialization."}
+{"text":"What causes social cohesion? You, (OP), have a healthy idea of a norm, where humans are part of a group, after being born into it. Members of the group accept its general beliefs, adopt its mannerisms, identify with it and glorify it without objective reasons to do so. Social instinct, bias, impressionability and herd mentality in humans are pronounced enough to make it hard, almost impossible for a group to fail at projecting cohesion within itself. It begs the question how dysfunctional society, or a group, must be for it to reach a point where all the above feels non-existent or irrelevant to individual members. I believe this is that 'cause' you're asking about. Not everyone experiencing this will wish or even decide to innawoods and wizard. Once those things are gone, that normally make the individual consider those ideas absurd and make the chance of anyone seriously considering that virtually zero, the disillusioned individual might find all sorts of formerly unthinkable delineations equally appealing, after all the group has lost its appeal. It is then merely a question of the individuals character, experiences liking and means how their alternative to life in the group might look like. Some remain shut in at home. Others are out and about but at best superficially interact. Others again seek the distance, or their demise. Drugs and what not. The question should be: Why do people not choose their group and it's traditions, when people are programmed to exactly that? Also"}
+{"text":"Could you survive in the Australian outback with only your knife, a cast iron frypan, a soup pot, your hard-driving 4x4, 150liters of fuel, 70 liters of water, a shovel, a winch, a bedroll, and a saw??"}
+{"text":"exactly. but im a friensless looser who does all my offroading alone. sand beaches is one of the things i try to avoid since sand is one of the worst and most unpredicable terrains to drive on. not that there are many sand beaches in norway, but they do exist... snow is actually easier, it behaves in a predictable way."}
+{"text":"based Les Hiddens appreciator"}
+{"text":"Are there any offroading/4wd clubs you can join? And I don't mean facebook groups. I joined a local club and while it may be 90% boomers it still allows me to drive my car in places I wouldn't dream of doing alone."}
+{"text":"was member of one it was how i got into it. they where mostly into trial and racing and not so much touring and overlanding."}
+{"text":"I couldn't survive anything. I'm just built different."}
+{"text":"I am looking at a 10 day trip. Post your staples, your ideas and your critique. I think my breakfast is solid. I call it an oat bomb. 100g rolled oats, 20g whole milk powder, 20g desiccated coconut, 20g brown sugar, 10g chia seeds That's almost 750cal for breakfast. Prepared before the trip and ready to go as individually stored 170g dry mix in a zip bag. Lunch looks like this 2x 6inch flatbread, 100g dry aged salami, 60g hard cheddar cheese, 20g crushed pumpkin seed, 10g chia seeds That's a 1000cal lunch, 6 inch bread because it fits in the frypan better meaning I can make a quesadilla by sealing both together with cheese, or I can make two smaller wraps. The crushed pumpkin and chia seeds end up in the melted cheese. Proper dry aged salami so that it lasts the trip and the cheese should be dry aged too, 'sharp' or 'vintage', cut in half and vacuum sealed. I am going with pumpkin seeds as they beat most nuts pound for pound and crushing them doesnt turn them into a butter type thing. Dinner; I am unsure what to do here. It wont be a heavy dinner it can be smaller than lunch. I am still pondering this one. Whatever I decide on will likely be a mix of the things I am already carrying. Possibly a mini pizza using the 6 inch flatbread."}
+{"text":"I'm 184cm, 32 and 78kg."}
+{"text":"Okay so everyday if you don't just lay in bed and move at all you burn around 2100 calories. For me I always try to run atleast a slight deficit on trips like this so your probably good if you can float somewhere between 2500-2700 a day with the activity level you've explained. Obviously you can run a deeper deficit for 10 days so don't worry if it seems unattainable I would just suggest trying to get atleast 2500 as you'll likely feel better and stronger for the entire trip that way."}
+{"text":"Also desu at 23bmi you could also eat a bunch the week before you go and get closer to 25bmi so you have more baseline to waste off."}
+{"text":"Thanks I was vaguely aiming at 3k I will work off 2.5k"}
+{"text":"If I'm going on a long trip I take meal replacement shakes. Might as well take the diet variety in fact, lose some weight while camping. They certainly feel like I'm eating something, not drinking something, and are packed with vitamins/minerals. I can chuck a bag of it in my pack and have 14 full meals for hardly any space/weight. Then when I return I look like the picture of health from the nutrition, exercise, fresh air and good forest sleep. I keep thinking maybe I'll try military rations but no real need."}
+{"text":"Been a while since we've had an EDC thread. What are some things you always carry with you? Got any new gear recently? Knife? Flashlight? Tactical spork? I've been wanting to put together a little edc first aid kit, not like my actual hiking first aid kit, just smaller things I might need on the day to day. But I havnt really settled on a pouch yet, or, if I should get a small plastic tupperware container because it's waterproof and I hear things like bandaids can get roughed up pretty easily in a pouch"}
+{"text":"please show your \"I love to rape\" patch from the most successful ideology of all times"}
+{"text":"Everything except the cigars fits in the wallet/EDC pouch"}
+{"text":"no tacticool knife do you even /out/?"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to practicool instead of tacticool huh"}
+{"text":"I love being outdoors, love hunting camping hiking fishing, all of it. Been doing it all since a kid. But I have a huge problem with being scared of the dark. I'm alright as long as there's someone else with me, but when I'm alone out deep enough into the woods I can't help but be debilitatingly scared of the dark. It's so bad that I have to have my hand on my gun at all times once the sun goes down, I even piss in a bottle at night so I don't have to leave the tent. It's hard to sleep because I'm hyper alert to every sound, and as you know there are a lot of them at night. So my question is, has anyone else felt with this and how did you over come it?"}
+{"text":"It’s how you trap multiple homosexuals to have your way with"}
+{"text":"I only did it when it was too cold and I was too lazy to leave my tent"}
+{"text":"What do you mean"}
+{"text":"For me, it took more solo trips just to get over it. Basically you spent a few nights and nothing happens and you realize nothing is likely to happen and you calm down. Granted, it’s never as calm as in your own bed and depending on where you are and what you’re doing sometimes a little fear is warranted. Yeah, that’s probably not what you wanted to hear but it worked for me. Try doing shorter trips close to home and just practice the act of camping. Short trips are underrated anyways."}
+{"text":"Whisky/spiced rum"}
+{"text":"My girlfriend is from Michigan and she grew up fishing. She doesn't have her gear anymore, so I wanted to buy her something for her birthday coming up. I'm a hunter and have no fucking clue what to look at for poles; is there a solid generic thing you guys can recommend for a 120 lb girl?"}
+{"text":"get a spinning reel rod with a casting wieight between 5-40 grams and line bwtween ,25mm to ,35mm. thats the most universal setup you can get, with todays lines you can go to down to ,20 ish thickness and get the same breaking strength. the american standard of measuring breaking strenght is so much bullshit. a fishing reel can hold as much of a certain thickness line, that capacity is based on its thickness not on on its breaking strength. i want to know can my reel hold 200m of ,25? i dont want to know if it can hold x yards of x lbs."}
+{"text":"ask the dedicated thread"}
+{"text":"Spinning 7fter, light-medium (6/8lbs to 15 lbs line) As far as brands it really depends how much money you want to spend but if you're looking to spend as much as the pic in your op make sure it's made in the U.S. or Japan. Otherwise youre just over paying when you can get a good ugly stick or Shakespeare for a WAYYY better price"}
+{"text":"You are leaving too much infomation out. Did she use a spinning or casting rod? She is not going to like it if you get the wrong one. Also, what type of fish will she be targeting?"}
+{"text":"Did she use a spinning or casting rod? She is not going to like it if you get the wrong one. This. Keep the receipt."}
+{"text":"Thoughts? 5\" and brown handle"}
+{"text":"You inspired me somewhat. Had no idea they made knives, thought it was just carving tools. $39."}
+{"text":"Please purchase an advertisement, and post it in one of the 20 general gear threads."}
+{"text":"you vill live in ze pod you will use ze bic you will use ze garberg"}
+{"text":"resin Expound? Curious."}
+{"text":"This board told me to buy the morakniv bushcraft survival knife about 10 years ago and I did and it has been my abuse and bushcraft knife ever since."}
+{"text":"How the hell am I supposed to go /out/ and camp in Australia when I don't have a car, and the public transport is fucking atrocious? Any ausbros got any tips? I live in the Brisbane area"}
+{"text":"Race and genes determine predisposition to various factors, including mental illness, intelligence, physical specimenship, even neurology (most advanced of which is found in Europeans and some north Eurasians). Ideology further effects disposition, sometimes even more greatly than genes/race alone. But for example niggers are 10 times more likely to commit violence in the USA (but up to 40 times for certain age groups of negroid males), at least 5 times more likely to commit violence in the UK (but likewise up to 30 times more likely in certain age groups among males), and literally 15-100+ times more likely to commit violence in sub-saharan African countries than non-hispanic white people. Meaning, no matter where you put a sub-saharan African or its descendant, they will be extremely violent by nature (naturally uncivilized, and uncivilizable). Also for example, ashkenazi jews have one of the highest rates per capita of severe mental illness (schizophrenia) and mania. And genetically, ashkenazi jews are extremely mongrelized, having no less than 7 major male haplogroups from Afro-Eurasia and highly mixed mtDNA lineages, which also leads to other genetic defects like cardiovascular and autoimmune disorders. And ideologically; talmudic judaism (literally just judaism) openly calls for, advocates, and justifies the enslavement, murder, rape, torture, deceit and exploitation, and subversion of all non-jews, which is many steps farther than what islam calls for (rape, murder, enslavement, and overlordship over non-islamics)."}
+{"text":"You can walk Full moon setting in the Sonoran desert west of Yuma Az"}
+{"text":"Yes, because this is a troll thread. OP is acting helpless in every way possible because he's bored and wants everyone to dance for him like trained monkeys. Imagine what would happen to a person like OP if he actually ever went /out/. He'd be one of those people who died of exposure twenty feet from the trailhead in a suburban neighborhood."}
+{"text":"wants to camp. doesnt have thwir own transportation of any sort. Id suggest you get your life in order before picking up any hobbies."}
+{"text":"Here's your (You)"}
+{"text":"Is 450 CAD too much for a 100% wool anorak? everything is expensive these days it seems"}
+{"text":"Steinkauz in germany. Slightly felted and fulled doubleface with fleece jacket features."}
+{"text":"agreed on most everything here i can personally attest to WeatherWool being pretty damn durable can't say i'm bushwacking through mequite thickets or sliding my butt on asphalt roads but it has been plenty durable for any camping and hiking i've done additionally they're one of the few current makers of 100% wool denim, ever since i got my denim jeans from them i've constantly worn them or their (midweight) jacquard pants that i've had for the last year they are pricey but once you actually wear it and feel it you definitely see why it's worth it"}
+{"text":"You might as well get a used fur coat on eBay. I never understood the advantages of an anorak over a jacket desu."}
+{"text":"i always got mine from nz naturals or something like that. shipping wasn't bad or free but its been 5 years. i had to wait about 6 months on last sale but they discontinued a color and offered them for about half off then. sorry anon. there's probably some icelandic scandinavian manufacturer out there but its $$ to send overseas here usually from europe. Petros wool in ukraine is good if you're not looking for sweater. It's more like reverse engineered fleece (which ironically was made 50 years ago to mimic wool.) yeah i spoke to the owner and seems like a standup guy that would backup the product even if it failed."}
+{"text":"yeah i spoke to the owner and seems like a standup guy that would backup the product even if it failed he & his wife do saw a post where the wife offered to send some fabric to patch up sleeves on a dude's anorak that he'd been wearing the hell out of in alaska for 5+years"}
+{"text":"decide to go to South Korea to hike the mountains almost all of it is paved/planked pathways with guardrails that you just casually walk along all slope has stairs (worst than going up normal slopes imo) Don't make this mistake, go to Japan or China or something instead for east Asian hiking"}
+{"text":"Mfers really out here bitching about getting to travel to exotic countries saying it was 'le bad' because you came across a le heckn path"}
+{"text":"Did you not think to check that sort of shit before you went? Google could've told you most trails in Korea are paved."}
+{"text":"China is way worse, they have virtually no hiking or camping culture, \"nature tourism\" at least in Eastern China or if it's a popular enough spot in Western China will be artificial to the point that places feel more like a natural theme park than actual nature. Luckily unlike Korea China has plenty of amazing nature to spare, they can't get to all of it, especially in the western half. Pretty hard for foreigners to access western China though, especially for something like hiking and camping. Hiking is pretty popular in Korea though, it's sad that a lot of their most popular spots have excessive pavement but there's plenty of more natural areas and trails also. But it's not as pretty as Japan or Taiwan anyway."}
+{"text":"almost all of it is paved/planked pathways with guardrails that you just casually walk along all slope has stairs (worst than going up normal slopes imo) this sounds incredibly comfy and I hope America becomes this way more soon"}
+{"text":"he thinks he's getting peak tibetan experience not for you filthy piggu"}
+{"text":"I am retarded and I spend multiple hours fucking around trying to start a campfire until it starts burning. It's pretty much wet outside and temperatures go below freezing often. Birch bark works well to start it, but I want to figure out how to start without it. Tried feather sticks multiple times, but it takes a very long time and results are mixed at best. And yes, the wood is dry... As for carrying some firestarting material, I don't want to because autism. My latest idea was to split a log in half, and then with surform make enough wood shavings to start a fire, but no idea if this will work (pic related) Any advice on how to improve firestarting would be greatly appreciated"}
+{"text":"the ultimate firestarter is plastic. and it is almost everywhere. you can always find some plastic.shit . light it up and you will have a long lasting fire to use to light up the wood sticks. even if they are wet. even a.small plastic cup is enough . lighter and a plastic easy fire starter"}
+{"text":"Feathersticks from dead wood that hasn't fallen to the ground If you can't do it this way then you fail at /out/"}
+{"text":"Also you know to start with tinder, right? Tinder ignites kindling to establish coals that can be built up to bigger sticks"}
+{"text":"collect the lint from your dryer, store it in an airtight container and use as kindling, shit ignites from a single spark from your ferro rod"}
+{"text":"you need airtight container of some sort for something that might make an unexpected explosion Ya too bad gasoline is so volatile that only certified hazmat crews with specialized equipment are allowed to transport even minute quantities otherwise it could be such a helpful fuel and power source for modern society."}
+{"text":"Sup /out/, went camping (at a wilderness campsite) recently to try out some winter gear. Sleeping bag, sleeping pad, and the rewaterproofing on my tent held up really well. One issue I had, was that while there were plenty of big logs available, there was no tinder or kindling and I had to use my swiss army knife to baton massive pieces of firewood to start a fire. This was fucking atrocious work and I realise I need a good fixed blade knife. Now I've got it in my head to get a big knife or a hatchet, picrel is available in a very decent 6 inch blade and this beauty of a 10 inch blade. As much as I know 6 inch is probably fine, my gorilla brain is telling me to get this big fucking thing, then I don't even need a hatchet and can carry the SKA for small tasks/multitool. Convince me otherwise before I drop serious money on this thing."}
+{"text":"Buck 119"}
+{"text":"It sounds cumbersome but I use to travel with a big mace and it was exceptional at shattering logs into fire wood. One or two swings was usually enough to make a full stack."}
+{"text":"do you have a knife that works? then don't buy a new one. use the one you have until it breaks. quit buying shit, what are you a woman"}
+{"text":"This is all you need."}
+{"text":"I agree. They're monsters of knives."}
+{"text":"wyd when u gotta take a big smelly diarrhea in the woods"}
+{"text":"pop a codeine lol"}
+{"text":"Worst thing is the layers when it's cold. Last thing you want is shit on your pants because you are stuck only able to half crouch. I have had some adventures trying to spray shit in below freezing weather with nothing but a head lamp at 2 am. Shit on my boot, shit in my E took. Lucky no shit on my pants. Balls never got cold somehow."}
+{"text":"I shit in your river 35 minutes ago."}
+{"text":"Adding to my own post here. Even if you arnt a /k/ fag if you have stuff on your belt it's worth it to get an outer gun belt so your pants arnt attached to heavy shit. I have used an old GI Alice harness and that also worked but I also just like that system."}
+{"text":"predators can detect it and use the scent to track you down."}
+{"text":"With 2025 coming to an end, it's time for the yearly grid thread! Lets see what you've been up to.."}
+{"text":"The only real pictures we should be seeing are computer desks as we all know you fools don't actually go out."}
+{"text":"Still got time to cap off the year with another epic adventure"}
+{"text":"I was busy with studies for the first 4 months and I didn't go far in December, which was unusually warm"}
+{"text":"Yup, god damn natives lit so many fires they actually banned me from going outdoors for 90 days."}
+{"text":"Starting with Death Stranding (didn't play the second one yet)"}
+{"text":"Majula Currently have an injured knee so I cant go outside for a while, playing these games to simulate the feeling lol"}
+{"text":"Farcry 5 is my favourite out style game"}
+{"text":"Red Dead Redemption 1-2 The Hunter Call of the Wild The Forrest 1-2 Vintage Story I also like Rimworld with mods so I can roleplay as an American frontier colony."}
+{"text":"UnReal World is the bestest /out/ game"}
+{"text":"I've read it's too easy to buy a chink-made dupe of these knives. Are there any reputable places to buy an authentic one?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, a real dealer like bladehq, smkw, knivesshipfree, knifecenter. Never buy knives on Amazon or alibaba. You could always buy from the company's website too. A Carbone #8 is $22 on their official website."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I'll get one from the Opinel site. Stainless Steel or Carbon Steel?"}
+{"text":"IDK, I've had a carbon one for 10 years and completely neglect proper maintenance and it's fine, just has a patina."}
+{"text":"Why do so many people die hiking Mount Baldy? Because people from LA are retarded."}
+{"text":"How do I become one of them rangers like Aragorn? Reading The Lord of the Rings some of my favorite parts are the ones with Strider's show of skill. I love how he is completely aware of his surroundings and is able to instantly read footprints and use herbs and quickly make himself and his companions unseen and escape danger. At times he seemed more in tune with nature than even Legolas. I have seen quite a few threads on here of people being scared of the dark and I feel like if one had good old Strider's skill and knowledge he wouldn't be afraid no more. Aragorn wouldn't be startled in the middle of the forest by some bear, he would know about that mountain lion following him for the last 2 miles. He wouldn t get poisoned by some mushroom or die of hunger because he knows what is good and what is bad to eat. Strider wouldn't get lost in the forest since he has been drawing a 3d map in his head this entire time. How do I become more like Aragorn, obviously he has had 80 years of experience but what books would you recommend and things to do in the forest to become a little more like him"}
+{"text":"Keep in mind it was written by a guy who didn't know how to do any of that so its not realistic at all."}
+{"text":"like Aragorn? Be born of a mythical race that was descended from elves and angles and men."}
+{"text":"I'll do you one better, how do you find a purpose, go on quests and adventure like Aragorn and friends?"}
+{"text":"quests Aragorn went on a single quest, and it ended in a shit show."}
+{"text":"Wrong You clearly have cock envy"}
+{"text":"Okay, so i have like an exam in a very fae away city and i'm extremely fucking poor so i jusr have money to travel but staying in a hotel is out of the way Give me some great advice to look homeless or atleast places to sleep in"}
+{"text":"But if you approached the guard and just told them that you've got a five hour wait for your train Ok let's see your ticket or some proof that you have those plans ... Instant fail. Gaming cafes open 24/7 Don't exist in most cities You can beg anyone who's probably local and honest for a room, if nobody has ever asked them, they'll often say yes Things that will never happen. Literally the most delusional post I have read for a long time."}
+{"text":"under a picnic table, in a bush, alleyway, public park, gazebos, Sounds like a good way to be fucked up by druggies and thugs Wouldn't it be easier to ask someone for a place to sleep?"}
+{"text":"There is something less depressing about sleeping in caves and forests than in those urban hellholes"}
+{"text":"Dude this channel looks lit! Thank you for sharing Anon! I am watching him now!"}
+{"text":"You did go /out/ this year, didn't you? inb4 he stayed /in/"}
+{"text":"Template"}
+{"text":"We already have this thread. Check the catalog before posting, idiot."}
+{"text":"You take creature with you /out/ ?? Yayy I do that too !! I don't got out nearly that much, but I almost always bring a small creature along"}
+{"text":"Learn to read"}
+{"text":"snow November through July"}
+{"text":"What bottles do you like the best for re-use when hiking/doing outdoors stuff?"}
+{"text":"I've worked years in various out jobs in different agencies in backcountry, like search and rescue and trail crew and wilderness work and everyone I've ever worked with uses nalgenes (or other brand equivalent) or metal."}
+{"text":"dollar tree everything costs $1.25 wtf?"}
+{"text":"good idea"}
+{"text":"BASED. Use your shit until it breaks before buying a replacement."}
+{"text":"I got an all metal US Army style canteen because I'm a larping faggot that I definitely overpaid for but it makes me happy to use it. Plus it comes with a built in cup that has handles. I like it even if it makes me look autistic."}
+{"text":"Where can I go out in Texas besides Big Bend? I am from upstate New York so am used to the Adirondacks."}
+{"text":"Lol imagine a red man calling you whiny. These niggers never invented the wheel and got beaten at every turn and still claim supremacy. Where was a whining tonto?"}
+{"text":"watching youtube to learn history"}
+{"text":"I am surprised nobody has mentioned Guadalupe Mountains National Park. It contains the highest mountain in Texas which is easily hiked (less than 9,000 feet). Added bonus: it's quite near to Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico, which is simply spectacular. (Photo here is not my own.)"}
+{"text":"If you want to get out in central Texas get into rock climbing."}
+{"text":"When i look in google maps its seems all the forestry is in the SE side of texas, so maybe look there. Sabine national forest looks nice"}
+{"text":"Anyone here ever go /out/ in restricted/illegal areas? Any advice for accessing these spaces? Pictured: North Brother Island, NYC"}
+{"text":"just go and claim to be homeless; it's new york"}
+{"text":"nice try FBI"}
+{"text":"This always gets me. Especially for those \"right to roam\" eurofags. Its always people who dont own anything that have the belief everything should be made available to them. Except for the things they use. My 40 acres is mine to do with as I please. You dont pay taxes on it so gtfo. If I want to let that little hollow get overgrown and become a rattlesnake den then thats whats happening. If I want to go through it, gas the rattlers and skin them then that will happen."}
+{"text":"I’ve taken a kayak with my brother, a friend, and camped on this island off the coast of Lake Michigan in Wilderness State Park. It’s restricted but it’s easy to get away with going there if you got the right equipment."}
+{"text":"Do mosquito bed nets like the ones given out by organizations like against malaria foundation help people sleep better or make them more comfortable? Or is the only benefit that they help save lives by making people less likely to get malaria? The long-lasting insecticidal nets (LLINs) provided by the Against Malaria Foundation are high-tech protective shields made from durable polyethylene or polyester fibers specifically engineered to survive harsh tropical environments for three to four years. These nets are far more than a physical barrier; the fabric is either impregnated or coated with WHO-prequalified insecticides, such as pyrethroids, which kill or repel malaria-carrying *Anopheles* mosquitoes on contact. This insecticide is designed to be wash-resistant, remaining effective for up to twenty manual washes, while the specific mesh size is precisely calibrated to balance cooling airflow with impenetrable protection against even the smallest insects. >Because these nets are family-sized, each one typically protects two individuals often a mother and child and by killing mosquitoes throughout the night, they create a \"community effect\" that reduces the overall mosquito density in the area, providing an extra layer of safety for the entire village even during the day."}
+{"text":"b-b-b-but my studies!"}
+{"text":"They can't even produce their own mosquito netting so they don't die from malaria? I'm not surprised, but still, ffs man. What a shitty, bottom of the barrel \"race\"."}
+{"text":"Wait, wtf is wrong with worm bin compost? That's a bit of a stretch giving the multiple other things you could do?"}
+{"text":"Funny how despite all of the millions upon millions of malaria nets sent to Africa annually that definitely, totally aren't being misused, the incidence rates of malaria in sub-saharan Africa have barely budged. Amazing how everywhere else has seen significant declines in Malaria cases except for sub-saharan Africa. But I'm sure that's not a knock against those rigorous surveys by charity organizations dependent on continued donations for their survival."}
+{"text":"Im an adult who myself has never been able to afford much in terms of camping gear, but my mom has quite a lot of money and I think she wants to buy me something nice. Does anyone have recommendations for gear, (cold weather gear in particular)? Pad, sleep system, tent, bag, etc; I dont know if Ill get a chance like this again and am trying to make it count. Pic related I want to do cold weather stuff soon."}
+{"text":"Merino wool everything, socks leggings, shirts. I spend my winters skiing every day and a good base layer of merino goes a long way."}
+{"text":"boots. don't listen to any other advice. if your feet are wet and cold, fuck everything else. merino everything is good too, but boots."}
+{"text":"why do bears eat quarters?"}
+{"text":"Hi there. I'm a 47 year old man and I've spent most of my life in the woods. I'll gladly help you with gear but first I need a photo of your mom."}
+{"text":"Well played."}
+{"text":"Any TN anons out there? Know any good /out/ spots in the great volunteer state? Personally I am looking for some spots in Eastern TN in the Nooga area, want to go on a day hike, camp overnight and do some plinking. Was thinking of the pocket wilderness in Dayton, but idk their rules on guns and camping overnight. Anyone else been having fun getting out in the mountains?"}
+{"text":"I dont think I've heard of rattlesnake point. Around where is it at?"}
+{"text":"If the illegal entry way is the one he immediately thinks of then thats probably just one that be reached by foot. With these plateaus out here you honestly really might need to do some bouldering. Get some pics when you go anon!"}
+{"text":"anon, im not going, it's illegal and I don't even know exactly where it is or it could be overgrown it just makes me angry they don't fix up these views that people have enjoyed in the past"}
+{"text":"Hunting season is upon the northern hemisphere what are you hunting this year? any changes in gear? any interesting stories from last year?"}
+{"text":"Actually can anyone recommend me resources to learn and train as a hunter ? I mean I could go out in the wilderness and try to figure it out myself, but are there any books or videos on the subject ? I haven't seen \"educated hunters\" whether irl on online, just guys who go out with a gun and a permit and shoot (sometimes coordinating with each other)"}
+{"text":"Meateater is a pretty good resource for newbies"}
+{"text":"thanks G"}
+{"text":"Mossberg 590S Magpul in FDE, comes threaded for chokes choke tubes + any shotshell compatibility (below 3.5\") would this work as a multiuse shotgun for home defense, backpacking, hunting etc.? I'm thinking of getting this, or an old over-under and using that as a dedicated hunting shotty"}
+{"text":"heres mine time was about 3 weeks ago was fishing at the river behind my house and had a decent fishing day except for one moment was drinking with my rican friend who brought some ribs and casting for catfish i had like about 85 yards out and felt a rumble so im like ill wait for a hit on the hook and then run back and shit well about 10 minutes goes by and its grtting worse like channeling energy to my sphincter i say fuck that im gonna lose it and start reeeling in my line now im struggling to hold this flow in reeling in on a 12 foot pole on 40 lb test with a 4oz weight(nriver has some deep black mud), i knew it was gonna be a bad one god knows 8 seconds into the retreival im probably 40 feet from shore i get a MASSIVE strike and then it happened the force of the fish hitting my hook plus my stance, it must have looked absurb. mind you now, i am wearing swimtrunks (no net) and all this happens in less than a second i instinctely threw back my rod for the hook land, and in the same action release my bowels Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He shit in a deep planter box, where nobody is going to step. No point in using a bag. Dogs just shit wherever they want, that’s why it’s the law for their owners to clean it up (they do it for free) and the ones who don’t are assholes. Most people are at least smart enough to poop somewhere off the beaten trail, so to speak. Even in nature, I roll over a big rock, blast it into the hole, and roll the rock back."}
+{"text":"Perhaps any female hikers would like to share? :-)"}
+{"text":"Can confirm,I dont clean my dogs shit, am an asshole otherwise"}
+{"text":"Day hiking in below freezing weather, snow everywhere. Have to shit, feels like diarrhea. I’m not going to make it to a McDonalds or a gas station. Nobody around, not even dog walkers. Go off far enough I can’t see the trail anymore. Find a small clearing surrounded by bushes for cover and drop a big pile. It’s not diarrhea after all, just a huge pile shaped like a classic turd emoji. Wipe with snow. Do not recommend. About two days later, back on the same trail. Decide to go have a look. It’s been in the teens all week. Expect to find a frosted shitpile. It’s gone, MacReady. My footprints and various animal tracks are all that can be found. My shit is gone. Some animal ate my shit."}
+{"text":"cover up my leavings my leavings leavings Holee shit anon. That is fucking awesome and hilarious."}
+{"text":"be me Practice charting time. take a lot of time taking measurements around my basement. Take measurements back to charting table. Absolutely fucked. Repeat measurements repeat charting. Still fucked. Drop pen in frustration North changes. That was several hours of my life."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that wood toothed nigga named his last ditch defensive point \"fort nessisary\" with the only locked door being on the liquor shack."}
+{"text":"He's just like me"}
+{"text":"Sorry for off-topic but where can a European get himself a legit Cammenga 3H compass? Everything seems to be fake including \"\"\"their\"\"\" Amazon store."}
+{"text":"He was part of the British regiment that fired the first shots of the war at the French."}
+{"text":"Not off topic at all. Idk but now I want to look into that question."}
+{"text":"Why isn't Playmobil more popular?"}
+{"text":"Find me a shop that sells Japanese only Gashapon items individually and I will. Last year when I used their site, the free shipping was absolutely worth it. I was buying items worth $1-3 a pop and my total order could be as low as $20-30 bucks, so even if their price per item was \"higher\" I didn't mind. Throw in the fact that this site is the *only* site I found that had a deep and frequently updating stock of the items I was looking for, and was selling them at non-absurd prices (for the most part, ebay prices for these things was three times higher) and it was very much worth buying from them. I'm glad I got everything I wanted back before the changes, because it wouldn't be worth making those small orders now. ....err, but yea, Playmobil. I managed to decorate that Castle I bought! Re-ment's stuff works really well with Playmobil's scale and has much nicer details then Playmobil's accessories. The Castle itself is still missing some key pieces that kind of bug me, but it's complete enough for me to play with and I'm not sure if it's worth investing more money into just to get those last two or three items I really want. Maybe I'll try and grab some pics when the kid goes to bed, can't get anywhere near it while she's awake because as soon as i start to play with it she wants to play with it too lol."}
+{"text":"Did you buy her a castle?"}
+{"text":"Oh Anon, she owns many castles. Has a whole damn city worth of buildings at this point."}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Based castle enjoyer."}
+{"text":"This isn't going to help them. If anything it'll only accelerate the company's crash by bringing in two people who'll double down on the DEI and deliberate ugliness. Hideo Kojima Hasbro should have done a MGC/Splinter Cell/Syphon Filter para-military game that's driven by character and story development in the late 90s when it was cheaper and faster to do so. Now it'll cost them up to a decade to make one, and half of that will be faggots in motion-tracking suits LARPing in warehouses."}
+{"text":"Exactly. If he was good for the industry, then he'd still be President of Nintendo America."}
+{"text":"You mean if he was good for shareholders"}
+{"text":"DEO wokeness costed companies billions in losses and shut down a lot of them."}
+{"text":"Nintendo is crashing right now tho... after he left."}
+{"text":"Just2good said he heard it's a smart play set"}
+{"text":"The viceroy hat or the purple dude from the 1000 dollar deathstar"}
+{"text":"She's in..."}
+{"text":"Black Falcon redhead tomboy...... uoh........"}
+{"text":"pope hat Fez and some rounded 1x1 piece attached to the top"}
+{"text":"The Quest for R2D2 edition. Post forgotten star wars video games from lego.com"}
+{"text":"I currently have them all except for the regular TIE, but trying to find one that's not absurdly priced sealed or in good condition seems nigh-impossible. So I wondered... maybe I could just order the parts separately? But not only that, all of them except the regular TIE use the new dark/light grey, so IF I do end up buying the parts separately, should I get it in new-grey...? Would that be considered alright for the sake of Consistency™ or would it be absolute blasphemy?"}
+{"text":"Make the TIE Defender with its droid pilot"}
+{"text":"This. Asoka shit will always be trash. Didn't read. You like playing with dog turds."}
+{"text":"George Jewcas, creator of Assoker"}
+{"text":"So HLJ is getting worse and JP shipping is getting out of control so I've decided to ship out my PW just to get it done before I have to start paying fees on them. Just asking if anyone has experience doing the same, did you bite the bullet and ship all at once or is it better to split them up? If you're wondering mix of mainly model kits, but also a few figures like figmas and nendos. And I guess anyone else pulling out of importing because of this?"}
+{"text":"Oh I see. Well yeah, what I'm meaning is where the design/sculpting and everything is done by a Chinese company."}
+{"text":"Seems like they have just increased shipping prices because even with our 15% tariff, it shouldn't be costing this much I’m pretty sure. And without Japan post there is no cheaper option anymore either Yeah even in the US, I can get Snail Shells cheaper than Japanese figures. Which is weird considering China was supposed to be the main 'enemy' in this trade war bullshit"}
+{"text":"If the tariffs don't get you then customs will. FedEx Customs held my package for over two weeks without notifying me."}
+{"text":"If import buyers are getting stretched I can't imagine how bad it is for more average toy buyers out there."}
+{"text":"It's not really bad for them at all? Import figures have always been more expensive than your domestic brands. Hasbro figs are still around $25 which is relatively quite cheap."}
+{"text":"OP copy pasta: \"currently unavailable\" Previously:"}
+{"text":"Tired Batman is Tired. We didn't see the warning signs. The Todd designed Batman looked so old and tired in his face. Most of us focused on the spikes and the weird details and the giant larger than life Bat Symbol. But we didn't see the true reflection was of McFarlane--so tired. He was ready to hand off his toy empire to middle management men who didn't care about cool looking toys. Who only cared about bonus incentives."}
+{"text":"I agree with the last part but no need to sound like a dick over all of this I think people are more annoyed by people spending too much on toys with poor quality. I for one never understood why people would pay hundreds of bucks for Mondo crap. I have the money, yet I'd rather get a Marvel Legends figure or Mafex instead. People paying too much can sometimes have negative impacts of overall quality We have gone over this in the past, mate. Most people out there have poor lifestyle choices. I'm often annoyed as well but it won't get you anywhere because people will always continue to bitch and moan and not improve their lives Sure, but it's fucking obnoxious and kind of ruins discussion for everyone It is obnoxious but don't you think ignoring them would be much better than antagonising them? If people were to stop discussing with people like that, it wouldn't be that much of an issue. You're part of the problem, yet you're denying your participation. What I always try to do (for better or worse) is to try talking about things I like while proactively ignoring the retards out there"}
+{"text":"sorry we can't afford patios my dawg and we have to resort to pallets. Plus, 80$ for 4 5POA figs is atrocious."}
+{"text":"for 20$, you can get atleast 6-10 pallets, you just give the 20 to the walmart employee outback to let you in."}
+{"text":"already forgotten You guys told me this was the second coming of Christ on how much you hyped it, why did it fail?"}
+{"text":"Kino theme"}
+{"text":"ugly toys"}
+{"text":"Yeah, one is new 3DPD Netflix slop and the other is a visually-iconic 30-year cultural titan. Baffling that Lego would adapt the adaptation instead of the actual source material."}
+{"text":"the artstyle doesn’t translate well to animation Why shouldn’t it? Relative to a lot of other anime, it’s simpler and should be easier to animate. It’s also far goofier than a lot of (typically self-serious) anime, giving license for less rigidity and more exaggeration in movement: this was used to great effect in Luffy’s recent form change (or whatever) where he suddenly took on a kind of Looney Tunes style. The anime only looks bad because most of it is cheaply made."}
+{"text":"Oh, so not that much of a difference. Got it."}
+{"text":"My recommendation try to sand nubs everything in surrounding area gets destroyed while nub remains Cut/shave. Don't sand unless you are painting or be minimal flat/gloss coat. Even simple sanding can \"destroy\" the general surface area surrounding the nub. It can be extremely noticeable when light hits from a certain angle between the unsanded/sanded section. (Though you can solved this by smooth sanding the whole kit or being really careful with your sanding- way too much hassle for both cases) use plastic cement to remove seamlines seamlines are still there Don't cement- unless you are fully painting the kit. Fused/cemented seamlines get yellow really quickly. Hobby japan did a test about this, the kit was worked on with only cement for fusing the seamlines. While the seamlines are gone and not noticeable at first but It started to yellow along the seamline like after 6 months. So unless you will be covering the lines with paint- don't bother with this. And if you are, you need to use primer/putty to cover the gaps and more sanding to make sure the paint don't \"sink\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"spray parts with top coat after painting paint still rubs off Pre/semi-built and see if any area would get in the way and sand/cut that down. Get lacquer based coat. water based acrylic are not strong enough if you are to handle your kit. lacquer is able to handle minor scratches without the whole thing flaking off. Of course, it will get damaged even with lacquer if the paint keep get into contact with sharp things so do be careful. Get lacquer based coat Trust me on this. I did tests few years ago. Mr. Super Clear? even though they said it is lacquer, it is no where near as strong as other lacquer brands. Don't bother with the water based on either."}
+{"text":"Personally, from my experience, if paint chips off even after applying some protective layer, it means that primer failed to properly bound to the surface."}
+{"text":"thanks anon I feel like a lot of the reddit advice I looked at was for gunpla and not girlpla... seems kind of hard to find girlpla tutorials on american internet I appreciate the tips anons but I wish this stuff wasn't so complicated. There are so many different materials needed to get the best results and so many techniques to learn. It is a little stressful and I feel like I've had more fun when just building the basic kits and ignoring the flaws. For the next one I might just do a straight build and not bother with the rest. Don't really feel like wasting money on practice kits for characters I don't even want"}
+{"text":"We’ve created a brick that plays back. It's our biggest innovation since... erm... ever! The LEGO® SMART Play™ System is here. Get ready for SMART Bricks, SMART Tags and SMART Minifigures to add a whole new dimension to LEGO play. (YES WE’RE EXCITED.) So I guess this is the future of plastic brick toys now. Companies are making everything \"smart\". At least Lumibricks still has their light gimmick What do we think of this? Pre-orders open tomorrow by the way."}
+{"text":"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The Black Seas Barracuda on fire off the shoulder of the Eldorado fortress. I watched Futuron Defender ships glitter in the dark near the Blacktron message intercept base. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."}
+{"text":"Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a smart brick write a symphony? Can a smart brick turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? Can you?"}
+{"text":"God damn kids these days with their electronic Lego bricks. Back in my days we didn't have these AI internet connected ChatGPT WIFI bluetooth 5G Lego mumbo jumbo. We used to make OUR OWN sound effects with OUR mouths and vocal cords when playing without any of this AI hocus-pocus."}
+{"text":"you still have to do that with 99% of sets anon, calm down"}
+{"text":"Back in my day we had LIGHTS AND SOUNDS and we where damn glad to get it !"}
+{"text":"Are there any books or documentaries about Toys you guys find interesting? Stuff like how toys are made or how certain companies were invented? I'm really interested in learning more about the Japanese figure industry in particular. I wanna know how they became so advanced. They went from simple die cast and plastic toys in the 70s to figures that can now move like a human, I'm interested in how that happened"}
+{"text":"there was a show called \"The Toys That Built America\". I didn't watch all episodes but I liked the one about board games and the toy car wars."}
+{"text":"all those vintage toys and japanese robots I've been watching mostly older movies (40-50-60-70 decades) and using analogue stuff I listen to cassette players and records while building a Pentium 2 computer (I found an awesome new white keyboard and mouse), and I also dress in vintage clothes (I live outside the big cities in a small European town, so I'm not considered a freak like I might be in the center of a big American city). And at some point, I started thinking about how nice it would be to travel back in time, for example, to Italy in the 1970s. And I constantly think about the difficulties I would face, because I'm addicted to collecting action figures. I came to the conclusion that I would also start collecting Japanese toys, old Godzilla toys, early Japanese robots... If you're a time traveler and go back in time, that's the only way, because only Japan had good vintage toys before the 1980s and the \"toy-commercial cartoons\" boom in America. (yeah i know america had cool toys in the 60-70s but these were just a few of them and japanese toys were just better because they had that nerd-appeal)"}
+{"text":"I was actually on a board where he occasionally visited in the 1999/2000 area. It was one of those EZBoards that no longer exist. He had what was probably the largest private G1 MISB Transformers collection in existence at the time. One room in his house damn near looked like a toy store with even having store display shelves for selling stuff. He was selling it all off because he had a girlfriend who kept shaming him for having toys, and he sold everything on Ebay. I had kept a lot of the pics posted at that time, but they went out with a PC that died a long long time ago. Cool reminder that the late 90s through early 2000s were a unique and interesting time to be alive (and young). There was a lot happening. I hope Leo still collects, a mib G1 collection was pretty tough to assemble even back then. It must be near impossible or at least impossibly priced now."}
+{"text":"Not as many Americans would consider you a freak as you may think. 80s retrowave has been going on for over a decade now. Retro collectors are everywhere. And a lot of people wish that they could go back to a simpler time."}
+{"text":"AFA-graded MISB Megatron is a $10,000 toy now. It easily could cost $200,000 to collect the first two years of Transformers in perfect MISB condition. It's not cheap anymore."}
+{"text":"Becky Quick on CNBC likes legos. When she was working form home during covid you could see it all in the background. All photos of her legos obsession have been purged from the internet."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: In stores and online currently: Samurai Predator (Hunting Grounds) TMNT Archie Adventures April the 5th Turtle TMNT Mirage/Image: Cyborg Donatello, Raph as Shredder, Nobody, Karai, Bodycount Casey Jones TMNT Last Ronin: Casey Marie w/Odyn & Uno, Nightwatcher April Ben Cooper KISS wave Retro Cloth Wednesday Jaws Poster Series Ultimate Art the Clown (Terrifier), Bloody Art the Clown (Wal-Mart exclusive) Toony Terror Art the Clown, Toony Terror Santa Art Ultimate Michael Myers (Halloween H20) Ultimate Michael Myers (Resurrection) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Little Bird would've been nice."}
+{"text":"Because the eyes sit more flush into the beak on the actual costume. Most people have Big Bird imprinted into their brains from when they were kids so any slight difference is going to trigger an uncanny valley response."}
+{"text":"I mean, since they did the Universal Monsters and if they did something like the Three Stooges, there's a bunch of things they could mine - the OG Addams Family, the Munsters, Bewitched, they should just use their mailing list and run a poll and see what the market would bear. But they really should do a George Reeves Superman - it would be a huge seller but it would sell. And I wouldn't mind NECA's take on the Fleischer shorts. If fucking Mezco wasn't going to let us army build the Mechanical Monster's, I'm fine with NECA giving us a set."}
+{"text":"Elmo sad"}
+{"text":"Bewitched would make good retro cloths honestly. I'd like Dick Van Dyke or something too."}
+{"text":"Buy! Sell! Trade! THE RULES: -We have e-mails for a reason. USE THEM. -Be sure to have PRICES (with photos preferably) in your SALE listings - NO \"feeler\" posts, just post the thing with a price. -Ignore price-policing posts, as someone will ALWAYS complain. E-mail the seller and communicate accordingly if pricing is an issue. -I'll save you the effort: check Mandarake, either for pricing (if selling), or for availability (if buying). -Don't shit-talk buyers or sellers without evidence. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"peg fodder Out of curiosity what in the world does this entail? But yeah, I've sold plenty of stuff to other anons searching for things over the years. I feel like they just never post that they got anything afterwards though."}
+{"text":"i would, but it's a bunch of loose figures that i don't really think anyone else would be interested in, like a few blank fodder bodies and loose figures that are missing accessories although, now that the bst is back, i should start selling stuff again"}
+{"text":"Eh...if you're selling them for cheap I think people won't really care if they're not 100% complete. Comes with the territory."}
+{"text":"how much did you get them for originally? the jr’s themselves were $85 on 5ktoys. $100 sounds like a steal"}
+{"text":"Is it mostly burger anons in this thread ? There's one or two things I'd like to sell but I'm in yurop"}
+{"text":"A costume made by Mindxstorm, it seems this guy (the figure I mean) is pretty famous in 1\\6 warrior forums, but even the archive is kinda hard to get, I had to reverse google search the only main image I had, then go trough forums and find it. Anyways; I will post the photos available of the \"CIA-SAD Night Ops\" custom"}
+{"text":"12-inch Figure: DML Ranger Larry Nash. Three Hole Balaclava: Custom Made from black stretch fabric. Tactical Goggles: From 21st Century Toys Scud Hunter figure. Removed plastic buckle. Night Vision Binocular Rig: Modified from a pair of bbi Night Ops SEAL \"Owl\" NVG monocular. A second tube was added to the left side of the IR illuminator housing. Please click here to see my NVG tutorial: Modifying The bbi NVG Monocular"}
+{"text":"Radio Headset: Custom made using misc. black nylon, elastic webbing, black bbi buttons and Fabri-Tac. The boom mic is made from an electric guitar string painted black. The mic diaphragm is hole punched from a plastic DML Navy SEAL gloved hand. A small hole was made in it to attach onto the mic boom. Then it was also painted black with flat acrylic paint. The small-coiled wire coming from the headsets earphone is a piece of 28-gauge PVC coated solid core wire. It was coiled into shape by winding the wire around a thin and straighten out paper clip. The bbi push switch's button was painted OD. Between the push switch and radio is a piece of 26-gauge solid core/PVC wire. The wire attachments are all made with miniature sections of heat shrink tubing. The DML Motorola Radio is located in a small vest pouch on the left side of the LBV. The horizontal pouch was removed from the upper right of the vest and secured to the open loops on the vest under the left arm. BDU's: bbi EF SWAT Team \"Barret\". The chest pockets were relocated to the upper arms and the shirt is tucked into the pants. Not seen is a narrow elastic belt to hold the pants tight. Also, the pants have belt loops that worked nice for this purpose. Body Armor: bbi Night Ops SEAL armor vest modified by removing one of the Velcro waist panels for a more streamed lined fit. Also the silver hardware on the shoulder straps was painted black. SOE CQB Vest: bbi Green Beret's \"Eagle/Rogue\" modified by painting the OD nylon fabric black with acrylic paint. Replaced the fastex buckles on the front and upper rear with DKY upgrade buckles that have a bit more streamed line look. Added two tri-glide buckles to the shoulder adjustment straps in front. Also added extra bbi black webbing and buttons for holding the knife under the left shoulder's utility loops."}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to Jada Toys and its figure lines. Jada’s model cars are for the diecast general. -Street Fighter 2 -Street Fighter Alpha 3 -Mega Man -Cyberpunk: Edgerunners -Scooby Doo -Food Mascots -Invincible -Christmas Figures Previous: Street Fighter 2 Waves Wave 1 - Ryu, Fei Long, Chun Li Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"people don't care about the Mega Man game that started it all people don't want literally three of the most prominent robot masters ever (Fire, Ice, and Elec Man) people don't give a shit about Mega Man X which is basically even more beloved by fans than the original games Nigga, are you on crack? Then you have been paying zero attention to what Mega Man fans have been demanding for ages apparently. I'm mostly interested in Mega Man and Zero myself but if you think people don't want robot masters, you're clearly delusional"}
+{"text":"Juhn dismissing X entirely pisses me off, like just do what you have done with classic Mega Man and make the mavericks, not just X and Zero like he seems to think."}
+{"text":"People seem to like Mega Man but this seems like a quiet low-key not very populated gen."}
+{"text":"I'm fairly well-fed as a Mega Man fan desu. i got my classic. Just waiting on Proto Man. Picked up a couple robot masters. I'm not really waiting on anything. Maybe I get Bass. so I don't have much to say"}
+{"text":"I love MMX and Battle Network way more than classic MM but let's be real, making the X Mavericks would be crazy in terms of effort due to the uniqueness of the designs. They wouldn't be able to reuse a single design, it's simply not feasible. What pisses me off more is that I'd like to see them do MMX and Zero but those won't be done as well. Still, I won't complain because they are doing so many other things right Thing is that releases are being discussed but that there isn't much to say since the quality is pretty great. Notice how Marvel and DC generals are way more active because people shit on the quality all the time. You can only praise figures so often before everyone and their mom knows about it and it gets redundant.  kind of proves said point"}
+{"text":"Previous: NECA Last Ronin Re-Evolution sets shipping from the NECA store Ben Cooper TMNT wave shipping Mirage City at War Karai, Last Ronin Lost Years Nightwatcher April, Mirage Bodycount Casey, Mirage Nobody, Mirage Cyborg Donatello, Mirage Raphael as Shredder, Last Roning Lost Years Casey Marie with Turtle Tots shipping from NECA Store & showing up at Target McFarlane Toys IDW TMNT Page Punchers wave 1 is hitting Target & Online (Leo, Don, Foot Ninja, Shredder) IDW Page Punchers wave 2 (Mikey, Raph, Rocksteady, Bebop) up for pre-order Mezco One:12 Shredder up for pre-order One:12 movie TMNT up for pre-order Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He either thinks Street Sharks are an official TMNT spin off or he knows there is enough cross over interest between TMNT and Street Sharks that people will know. I know my interest in TMNT also led to me buying Street Sharks as well back in the 90s"}
+{"text":"i don't understand how 90% of a company's output can go on deep clearance and they're still getting contracts"}
+{"text":"It's enabled by low interest rates. S7 persisted for years but only got into danger when interest rates rose, putting a cap on the amount of free money available."}
+{"text":"Not only would a TMNT/SS crossover be one of the few TMNT crossovers that actually make sense compared to random shit like Cobra Kai, Godzilla, and Stranger Things but the non-turtle characters wouldn't recieve the shit end of the stick like with the MOTU one (The MOTU characters are wearing cruddy turtle-themed armor and purple He-Man). -Sharks are decked in ninja gear with \"shark\" versions of the turtles weapons IE Ripster getting Shark-atanas. -Turtles are gene-slammed with shark DNA and turn into monstrous, Slash-esque versions of themselves. -Piranoid turned into a mutagen-exposed version of himself bursting out of his suit. -Shredder decked in a cross between Piranoid's armor and his suit."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Skywarp and the Insecticons in Dramatic Capture For the life of me I can't think of a scene where those four ever interacted."}
+{"text":"Got my shipping notice for Oxtimus I imagine Fangry is just going to be a rerelease of the four pack"}
+{"text":"There was one."}
+{"text":"Unicron Soldier because what the fuck is it And then Jetfire (who I hope comes with an Optimus rerelease so I can finally rectify my mistake)"}
+{"text":"There will definitely be Optimus, but the only question is if they will be reissuing Armada Optimus a second time or taking the opportunity to release Powerlinx Optimus"}
+{"text":"Young man, there's a need to feel down, I said Young man, Discord is full of clowns, I said Young man, Glyos Connection ghost town There's a need to be unhappy Young man, there's no place you can go, I said Young man, Reddit is a shit show you can Facebook and I'm sure you will find You get fucked hard from the behind But it's fun to sing 'cause hey, glyos is gay! Morphoid incoming!!!"}
+{"text":"JANUARY Shallot [Web Exclusive] Giblet [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Son Goku - Legendary Super Saiyan (Genkidamatsuri Edition) [Dragon Ball Genkidamatsuri Exclusive] Broly (40th Anniversary Reissue Edition Second Run) [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black (Reissue) FEBRUARY Krillin - Son Goku’s Old Friend [Web Exclusive] Grand Elder Guru [Web Exclusive] Beast Son Gohan (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Demon King Piccolo (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Great Ape Vegeta (Event Exclusice Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Full Power Legendary Super Saiyan Broly (Reissue) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The new goku figures all have no neck."}
+{"text":"stop talking to yourself"}
+{"text":"kinda lost intrest in db figures. The quality and effort isn't there"}
+{"text":"same we didn't need another gapku"}
+{"text":"JANUARY Shallot [Web Exclusive] Giblet [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Son Goku - Legendary Super Saiyan (Genkidamatsuri Edition) [Dragon Ball Genkidamatsuri Exclusive] Broly (40th Anniversary Reissue Edition Second Run) [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black (Reissue) FEBRUARY Krillin - Son Goku’s Old Friend [Web Exclusive] Grand Elder Guru [Web Exclusive] Beast Son Gohan (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Demon King Piccolo (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Great Ape Vegeta (Event Exclusice Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Full Power Legendary Super Saiyan Broly (Reissue) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's glorp being retarded again. Been shitting up the whole board honestly. Spams shit about QC issues in the figuarts general Keeps thinking he's doxing someone in the roku threads Is the guy that keeps shilling those weird chink figures in Revoltech threads Shits up Figma threads, coincidentally he was a Figma-fag that got dabbed on"}
+{"text":"Saw this comment in another thread  before reading your comment, and i was thinking hmmm why does this guy sound so familiar. Looks like it's the same person."}
+{"text":"this have to be the worst figure in the line Eh, I'd still give the worst to either 1.0 Saiyan Saga Vegeta or Kefla. After opening my Shallot, it is a bit better than i expected, but still not great: face plates are horrendously glossy in both pictures and 'in person' 'Screaming' SSB blue is probably the best of them all...but like Games Begin Goku it really does not want to stay in the face peg shoulders being a different shade than the arms themselves is less offensive in person than the pictures made it seem at least on my copy, the paint on the neck is noticeable, but at least isn't sloppy or scuffed like some of the pictures articulation and movement is fine aside from the ankles being a little loose armor is basic, but does look good elbow joints, like in the early pictures, were done in a really weird way. (Half the joint is skin colored and half the joint is the black under armor color) With a matte coat this could have been a solid figure, but for sure feels sloppy/phoned in as it stands currently. (Though, being a perpetual optimist, I'd rather have paint issues than joint/movement ones.)"}
+{"text":"I doubt it. Something about the face sculpt is so mushy. Also would have to repaint the shoulders to look better."}
+{"text":"this is true shallot is ugly as hell but at least he's functional kefla was doggy doo doo"}
+{"text":"Also called Digital Pets and VPets or V-Pets? I guess also V Pets. Yeah. Question of the Thread: Did anyone buy picrel?"}
+{"text":"You guys have any Grail devices? Or any devices on the way you’re excited to receive? I finally bit the bullet on a Ura, and that can’t arrive fast enough."}
+{"text":"Idk if they are grails but the Digimon Xs are pretty expensive now and i have the first four versions. Also have three Digimon Minis and those are definitely more expensive than a few years ago but nothing really unreachable. My Godzilla is on the way and im pretty stoked for that"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah dude. I got the flu a couple weeks back, and ended up watching a bunch of Showa/Heisei Godzilla movies while recovering. Pulled out the Godzilla Digimon again and got a Gigan while watching Vs. Gigan. Any monsters you’re particularly looking forward to? And any you’re hoping for on the upcoming Godzilla pendulum? I’d really love Megalon or a proper Hedorah"}
+{"text":"Big Godzilla and Digimon fan so yeah it’s just a perfect match, rewatched 84 a few weeks back, beautiful film. Really looking forward to Mothra and Biollante, Kiryu too. any you’re hoping for on the upcoming Godzilla pendulum? Battra, Jet Jaguar, Minilla, Ebirah, all the Shin Godzilla stages and King Ceaser because i think his sprite would be cool. Snow Godzilla would be a cool niche variant but its not needed"}
+{"text":"A full Shin line would be incredible. Total missed opportunity given just how well the evolution aspect fits the device. Seconding Jet Jaguar as well. Could also be fun to get the whole Destroy All Monsters cast on a device. Some of the less celebrated monsters like Gorosaurus and Manda would make good adult stage entries."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: -Mafex Blue Venom Announced -Mafex Deadpool and Wolverine Brown Suit Wolverine Announced -Marvel Legends Punisher Mech Announced (no pre-order info) -Marvel Legends Astonishing Colossus and Kitty Pryde 2 pack Announced (Fan Channel 1/8/2026) -Marvel Legends Riders Johnny Blaze Ghost Rider (1970s) Announced (Fan Channel Exclusive, January pre-order) -Marvel Legends Deluxe Abomination Announced (no pre-order info) -Marvel Legends Deluxe Grizzly/Ursa Major announced (Pulse Exclusive 1/15/2026) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That one was the swap - nothing damaged. They already refunded me for that but took their time since I wouldn't accept credit. The second one, yeah, I'm reporting as broken."}
+{"text":"is this actually better than the carded figure that came out two years ago"}
+{"text":"It's the same figure but repainted + fewer accessories + more expensive"}
+{"text":"As expected of Hasbro. The power of transmuting plastic into gold in your hand."}
+{"text":"Honest question, but are you new to toys?"}
+{"text":"Post toy-gore"}
+{"text":"You're an obsessed freak"}
+{"text":"I'm sure you'd be singing a different tune if he was shitting up one of your threads on the regular."}
+{"text":"And what? Shit up one of the 50+ spam Lego threads? This place sucks. I just want to talk about toys and all the alternative places are even worse."}
+{"text":"I see so many broken joints in this threads and wonder why aren't they making them (the joints) from more flexible materials like TPU."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you're an obseseed freak. Get cancer already."}
+{"text":"Things escalate quickly with attack, counter-attack and retaliation between the brothers. Many recognizable classic poses aside, this image is the only one to show a crawling pose, partially anyway."}
+{"text":"The climax is when other bro captures army men bro's soldiers and dumps them into the family snowblower, to await a fate worse than death. Army men bro retaliates by destroying other bro's prized book on Egypt and this is when both are finally overcome by the consequences of their actions and make amends, with other bro vowing to buy army men bro some new soldiers."}
+{"text":"where is the garden guy"}
+{"text":"What garden guy"}
+{"text":"1/13 Purple Symbiote suit and 1/16 Adol preorders start. TBD Luke (Street Fighter 6) Ryu (Street Fighter 6) JANUARY Great Mazinger (Dynamic Pro) Harley Quinn - Suicide Squad ISEKAI Ver. (DC) Tartaglia/Childe - Foul Legacy Ver. (Genshin Impact) Black Luster Soldier (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters) Ryu Hayabusa - NINJA GAIDEN 3: Razor's Edge Ver. (NINJA GAIDEN) Kasumi - NINJA GAIDEN 3: Razor's Edge Ver (NINJA GAIDEN) Hatsune Miku - Fit Boxing Ver. (VOCALOID) FEBRUARY Evangelion Unit-01 (Rebuild of Evangelion) 4th Angel (Rebuild of Evangelion) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Smelly and musky pantsu! Hehehe NO! THAT'S MY STUDENT!"}
+{"text":"It's the only 1/12 figure this character will likely ever get."}
+{"text":"sexy ice kinda changed the game and now everyone is jumping on making cool dudes"}
+{"text":"What is this? Not sure it looks as cool as Unkval tho"}
+{"text":"Nothing will stop the T-800 now. The Evil T-1000 doesn't stand a chance!"}
+{"text":"Hasta La Vista, Lameoid!"}
+{"text":"Haha, another victory for Terminator!"}
+{"text":"1/16 UE chenillette, lol. rough prototyping, I dont think i'll ever paint it"}
+{"text":"Started this 'Revell' Ju 188 A-2 three days ago, some images of details in the cockpit. It's originally a Dragon mold from 1990, the Revell issue has better decals tho and includes PE. Its very straightforward, the entire interior has no more than 18 parts when finished, the seats are a bit inaccurate and the MG-81 Z is primal in detail but thanks to comprehensive decals one can make it look very saturized with proper painting"}
+{"text":"Revell is always best when the plastic is not from Revell. I give them that. Their reboxes are very often a better deal than the originals."}
+{"text":"1/.25 ratio This is some next level retardation. Do you understand that this is a 4/1 ratio, correct? Why would you mix ratios and decimals?"}
+{"text":"But this one has the US flag on the belly :^) cement isn't that like pro level? There are some autists that refuse to call plastic glue \"glue\" because \"It's plastic cement not plastic \"glue\"\" while totally failing to realize that \"A cement is a binder, a chemical substance used for construction that sets, hardens, and adheres to other materials to bind them together.\" Making it as much or little cement as it is glue. Really you should be calling it \"plastic solvent\" if you want to be autistic about it. It melts the plastic and then it sticks together when the solvent evaporates."}
+{"text":"are they good? are they even toys? are they slop? what's the general consensus of hot toys because every time i come across a hot toys collector, they just don't seem all that intelligent."}
+{"text":"I've always wondered who buys these multi thousand dollar statues of movie characters. Then I saw this and I think I know now."}
+{"text":"I got into Hot Toys around 2015 or so when an anon here bought a HT Iron Man accidentally when he was getting his friend a gift and got into them for a bit. He helped disspell a lot of preconceived ideas about them like a lack of articulation, and while they aren't Revoltech level he was ale to show off Iron Man posing well. He was also finding some decent prices under $200 on some figures as well. There was actually some great deals on Mandarake at the time and you could get a bunch of figures for $150 shipped. Like Silver Centurion Iron Man. That said, both the price and the quality has increased to the point where it's frustrating and too expensive for me to be into them. There's also so many versions of characters you end up double dipping or constantly upgrading It just stopped being fun, and my OCD would flare up when an even more expensive company like InArt would offer a better, pricier version and then the cheaper, lesser version feels pointless. stylized toys will always have their own niche, but with a replica style toy the point will partly be the be the most realistic look. So anything that's not top of the line is at risk of dating quickly. I do think the comic based figures they've been doing are cool, but also way too pricy for what I'd be willing to spend."}
+{"text":"Yeah, they’re great for Iron Man and they’ve made some absolute beauties. I don’t really love anything else they’ve made that has excess soft goods, but they do good Iron Men."}
+{"text":"No they're dolls i don't know what this means sux"}
+{"text":"are they even toys? nah esto"}
+{"text":"A thread about toys! Let's celebrate the new year Edition! Hi again all, post some pictures of your toys welcoming the new year!! Oh! toys acting your new years resolution could be good. As always balance poses encouraged and group pictures are always fun. Memorable mentions: Scrag annon, great set of pics they kept me entertained. Shaggy annon! Really brought it to life. Retro game night was a great picture i think we can all agree. Mice guy, im waiting for more pictures my man. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Good question, I recommend a good quality craft knife like this where the blade extends out a good 10cm or so. Using a steel ruler I had no problem cutting a whole board in half with good vertical angles. Takes a few repeats cuts but you can oil the blade up slightly and it will run through it more smoothly. A hotwire machine is cool but unless you're making tons of intricate dioramas it's not needed."}
+{"text":"Alright thanks. I try to watch guides but literally every single one is like \"buy a hot wire\" and I don't really want to fuck with that."}
+{"text":"I'd love for a company to make a set of generic figures of a bunch of stuff. caveman grey alien hazmat suit cleanup guy zombie nurse picrel is D13 Toys John the Baptist, it's not quite grug enough, but a cool figure."}
+{"text":"Glad to see everyone having fun."}
+{"text":"nta Did Gi Joe make a generic fireman and cop?"}
+{"text":"This will probably die like the last one but... JOYTOY announced the Fatal Fury Team from KOF '98"}
+{"text":"I should specify, true 1/12th or 7-8 inches 1/12th scale."}
+{"text":"Man why couldn't shf give us effects accessories like these..."}
+{"text":"the old d-arts one actually had pretty nice accessories for the old ass terry too bad terry himself wasn't the best, but it's an old ass figure"}
+{"text":"This Chun Li is great. I'm looking forward to seeing E. Honda w/ the slap effect."}
+{"text":"Last thread seemed to get knocked off, so post your displays."}
+{"text":"I have a ranch, does that count?"}
+{"text":"Show us your chickens, I know you have them"}
+{"text":"Arnold lives on a farm Bet he has chickens"}
+{"text":"Did you ever considered putting some wallpapers behind your figures? Sorry. Missed this reply. For the longest I wasn't going to because the glass is height adjustable and I was changing it up a lot at first, but now its kinda settled and I've finally decided to get shelf lights I may now consider backgrounds."}
+{"text":"oh my GOD IT'S HAPPENING"}
+{"text":"I unironically agree. Toriyama is a talentless hack that hated his job but I feel like he loved working on games more than ever on dragon ball given how the games are at least a coherent story but that might be due to square enix involment and none on his part."}
+{"text":"He never touched the stories. Just art."}
+{"text":"SD instead of normal proportions That's how they are depicted on the cover and game manual. They don't have normal proportions."}
+{"text":"He was a gag artist who was forced to write serious storylines against his own will. The Freezer stuff was him taking a crack at dramatic story telling just so his characters could have a nice memorable sendoff. He didn't think for a second his editors were going to twist his arm into doing 2-3 more arcs like that."}
+{"text":"Literally going for official art."}
+{"text":"Pokémon General - Gotta Buy Them All! Ongoing lines of interest: Pokepla: Non-scale Plastic Model kits (assembly required) - Entry level model kits, no glue required. Has stickers, paint optional. MonColle: Non-scale trading & action figures - Most being non-scale around 5cm. Has Larger releases up to 10cm with limited articulation. Jazwares: Non-scale trading & action figures - Ranging from 2\" to 3\", 4.5\" with battle gimmicks, 6\" action figures (Select) and 12\" action figures (Epic). Scale World: 1/20th scale figures - A static line scaled entirely within itself at 1/20th scale. New on the block: Blokees: Non-scale action figures (assembly required) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If Blokees did make those it would be no different than if Moncolle made them. They'd be far too small to go with other figures What. no I will be more than happy with Lugia at the size of Blokees Charizard. Charizard is a perfect size for such toys. I'm not a scale-schizo Agreed. If we're talking about a line like Zukan or Scale World, then obviously the scale matters but for an articulated line so long as the general size is considered I don't need exact sizes replicated in Blokees or Select. I would love to see select figures of, Kyogre and Groudon to go with Rayquaza. I don't need them to be in the Epic line. Though I kinda wish we got better articulation in the epic line."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"What is going on"}
+{"text":"Tomy gets to reap the rewards in Japan of being the longtime toy partner for the biggest media franchise on the planet by releasing anniversary merch and retro inspired nostalgia bait to critical acclaim Jazwares gets to shit out another pearly repaint of the Kantoooo slop starters, maybe with the 30th anniversary logo on the box if we're lucky Blokees saved us with having cool Pokemon builds but may be going to shit if they decided to jump the bigger figures over to another part of their line thats more expensive and gives us less figures per \"wave\""}
+{"text":"Oh also one of the bigger content creators showed off what a few others in the discord found out; the fucking wings of Noivern have shitty paint on them that cracks as soon as you move them and the paint rubs off because of the material"}
+{"text":"They BTFO Lego multiples times in the past on their own. It's crazy to think now but the Dragons line at its peak allowed them to surpass Lego in sales."}
+{"text":"They need to lean hard into what Lego isn't allowed to do: war/military toys. Boys absolutely love army toys but Lego won't make them because of gay ideological reasons. Easy win right there."}
+{"text":"Go away Athena."}
+{"text":"Any news yet on Halo"}
+{"text":"halo is kill"}
+{"text":"So LEGO allegedly have vowed to never do military subjects so it doesn't \"promote war\" to kids but then go and do a literal F-14 set? Hypocrisy much?"}
+{"text":"It’s okay if it’s a movie. fighter pilot Kek."}
+{"text":"Forgot pic."}
+{"text":"Then why did they cancel the V-22 Osprey (in civilian rescue service) for the same reason?"}
+{"text":"The existence of the Lego Coast Guard implies that there's definitely narco terrorists that need to be blown out of the water"}
+{"text":"It may be because Creator puts more focus on the building angle and less on the roleplaying/bombing stuff. It doesn't even include minifigs to pilot the plane. The same could be said about the V-22, but it was more detailed and realistic. It was also branded and could be considered promotion of a militar hardware company. The Indiana Jones plane is a recreation of a specific scene with named characters and shit. There are many factors that relate to whether the set encourages violent play or not, or promotion of violence, and the whole thing can't be 100% objective."}
+{"text":"I've been in a bit of a Lego dark age for a while because original themes have become rarer and rarer these days. But yesterday I bought this bad boy and built it. Haven't had this much fun with a toy in years, especially Lego. Dreamzzz is such a kino theme. Now I wanna gow out an buy the rest of the wave."}
+{"text":"Truly a kino set indeed"}
+{"text":"Dreamzzz gets a lot of shit but it's easily my favorite modern theme."}
+{"text":"Four Horsemen/Mythic Legions The Highlands Warrior releases as a ToyConNJ Exclusive Mid April Grym the Executioner comes to Zolocon Feb 2026, standard release will be online sometime after. Cosmic Headpacks/Discount Combos Pre-Orders active until Jan 25 Joe Manganiello’s Arkhan the Cruel Pre-Order starts Late Jan Rising Sons Starts shipping early Feb Retailer 2025 Wave street date of Feb 18 Oxkrewe 2 Shipping March Mythic RPG Kickstarter coming Mid Feb, will have various TTRPG items as well as new figures, including the newly revealed Elf Thief Large In Stock sale coming March, featuring Legionscon Exclusives, Qoi, FO Thoth and more coming Mid April Savage Crucible Savage Stands and Deluxe Dungeon sets shipping now Wave 2 restock, the Varnoks and Stands/Dungeons in stock sale coming soon, date tba Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What excites me about this wave is that it’s genuinely one of the strongest Original Trilogy lineups we’ve seen in years. It feels almost like an *ultimate* OT wave, packed with some of the most iconic elements from the trilogy, and the designs themselves are honestly excellent. The smart bricks don’t really bother me when I think about how far LEGO has come, and the prices are actually pretty reasonable compared to other modern Star Wars sets. LEGO was never cheap to begin with, and by today’s standards, these sets are far from outrageous. If anything, they feel like a premium, modern take on the “classic” style—almost a spiritual successor to the early 2000s era. Overall, I’m really impressed by the creativity and care that went into these, and it’s hard not to be excited about what LEGO is doing here."}
+{"text":"Are you the faggot clogging up /toy/ with all of these LEGO topics when you should be doing as normal and containing them to one \"general\" thread?"}
+{"text":"M dash I know what you are."}
+{"text":"creativity sure, why not?"}
+{"text":"I like these so much bros"}
+{"text":"I wonder if they'll do a prequels wave of smart brick sets."}
+{"text":"Why are all Creator sets now either \"thing but lego\" or brick built animals? Like sure we get some classic theme throwback once a year but that's it."}
+{"text":"Why are all Creator sets now either \"thing but lego\" or brick built animals? Um... weren't they always like that?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck were they supposed to be?"}
+{"text":"Because modern creator is less about it being a parts bavk anymore and it's just a \"look it up on rebrickable\" set. I can't wait to byuld yet another MILLENNIUM FALCON (tm) from my 3in1 hamster."}
+{"text":"blud's face looks like a butthole"}
+{"text":"or a very angry Oscar Mayer wiener."}
+{"text":"100%. They were so unique to the scale and I immediately lost interest when they switched. I'm enough of a scalefag to have my interest piqued soley on something being 1/18. He'd go great with Hammond Collection Ellie Sattler and her poop hands"}
+{"text":"so 40k miniatures from games workshop are not toys?"}
+{"text":"40k miniatures would probably be classified as \"statue shit\" by the common rule obsessed /toy/ user."}
+{"text":"Im no jerk but yeah, its commonly thought that non poseable minis are not toy."}
+{"text":"so where do i post statue stuff on 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Warhammer specifically my guess would be /tg/"}
+{"text":"old"}
+{"text":"You can clearly see in reviews that they don’t use the same plastic on MP’s Why even think it’s ambiguous?"}
+{"text":"NA Sideswipe turned out so well. I know the chunky arm kibble and articulated hands are divisive, but I love the torso design and slim body proportions."}
+{"text":"Has there been any news on more Generations-sized 3P figures since Romulus? Maybe a 2.0? I don't keep up much with 3P news."}
+{"text":"Sure, check out Cang Toys new Trans Age line and upcoming WFC Bruticus from Rising force Other than that just KO stuff as far as I’m aware"}
+{"text":"Oh cool beans, thanks anon :)"}
+{"text":"Previous one: Recent release out now: retro-carded cartoon-colors BAT Recent orders: Arctic HISS Coming between March and June: Big Lob Cobra-La Royal Guard Lifeline Night Viper Hit-n-Run Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any day now [spoiler]fucking retard[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Spoilers don't work on /toy/, newfren"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"better than vala trash"}
+{"text":"Some Vala stuff is alright. I just wish he'd quit making female figures look like bulldog lesbians out of cowardice of being cancelled by woketards who aren't buying his stuff anyway."}
+{"text":"Wait nevermind I just read that they're formation arts which isnt that bad. So many years of saying 'u knoe' and it finally happened."}
+{"text":"I loved this game and those in game action figures were great."}
+{"text":"SE used to do other IPs they don't own years ago under their PAK line(Bleach, Resident Evil, Tekken, Mass Effect, Devil May Cry, Marvel, Metal Gear, etc). For their Bring Arts line, they only did Marvel, the rest are from their IPs, I think their Bring Arts Marvel line flopped so safe to say there won't be 3rd party IPs coming out for that line anytime soon I don't think SE will do a Bring Arts line of Remake as they are already heading towards the PA SHIN line I could be wrong and they simultaneously release a Bring Arts Remake line but it doesn't make sense from a business prospective as release 2 articulated similar lines in different scale will only cannibalize their sales Awesome display, I may copy yours and get those risers too, nice of you to get 1st release Tifa, the fringe of her bangs really does makes the difference compared to the reissues Saw this last Saturday night when looking out for oob pics of Mythril Claws version but didn't post it due to the no statue rule of /toy Speaking of Mythril Claws version, finally found someone who took a pic of her oob, granted owner didn't used the new face and the claws itself but atleast we have now a pic of the figure to see if there are difference between the 1st release, the reissue and the Mythril Claws version Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Didn't find any pics of Bring Arts Mythril Claws Tifa today so I will continue tomorrow, according to SE's JP store, her release is officially tomorrow which I forgot to update when posting the release dates of upcoming figures above. Hopefully we may get more pics of her soon. Thinking about the Form-Ism Chrono Trigger figures, now that SE is open on revisiting that series, a Bring Arts of Chrono Trigger with normal proportions similar to the anime scenes on PS1 version is not farfetched anymore and may happen anytime soon, unless SE doesn't like money"}
+{"text":"They HATE money though."}
+{"text":"So her metal card weapon is a little fella. Do you think it's gonna be atoumonous or a drone?"}
+{"text":"Metal Cardbot moar liek plastic brickbots"}
+{"text":"I dont want to ruin a general, so ill post it outside. I've fucking had it with Lego. It's never the prices that bother me, it's the fact that their builds comparably suck to what Mega Construx has done better. For the latter, we get better, more posable minifigs, distinctive bricks and parts, and much cleaner builds that do as much to avoid relying on part reuse. Lego's minifigs are the same 5poa shits and still use parts that are are only versatile because they HAVE to be, resulting in a blocky inaccurate mess that pays little tribute to its source."}
+{"text":"Mega Construx did a better job is what im saying"}
+{"text":"Agree on this"}
+{"text":"oh no i cant afford lego again boo hoo"}
+{"text":"Mega figures are too flimsy with all their articulation anyways and are filled with QC issues They're not for hamhands."}
+{"text":"Any scale, any series. If it's a modular robot toy, post it here. TakaraTomy Diaclone Reboot (3mm 4mm) Transformers Weaponizers/Modulators/Fossilizers/Wildocking (3mm 5mm) Tomica Hyper series (5mm) ZOIDS (3mm) Plarail Shinkalion (5mm) T-SPARK Toyrise (5mm) etc Bandai MUGENBINE Musou (3mm) 30 Minutes Label (Mission/Fantasy/Sisters) (3mm) Animagear (3mm) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Apparently the new BeastBox horse’s head pops off at the base of the neck"}
+{"text":"Meaning that centaur mechs are on the menu"}
+{"text":"It's not just tiny guys. I remember my very first modular robot. It was that 15ish USD Wing Gundamn kit they released back when it was airing on Toonami. And pretty much the only reason I got that was because I liked the anime, and Wing Gundam was a transformer, with a jet mode. Those kits came with 5-6ish cm figurines of the pilots, to display next to their machines, and I think I ended up just throwing away ever pilot mini I got. The thing that makes the little dudes cool is the ability for the to interact with the machines like a play set"}
+{"text":"They sent out early sets out to a couple dozen Chinese tiktokers but none of them showed this off."}
+{"text":"MC drop on Jan 28th. Unknown what line it is for as of posting Origins/Cartoon Collection: PoG Gray (He-Ro alter ego) revealed along with Pythonus Mark Taylor Origins Sketchbook edition of He-Man and Man-E-Faces revealed. Multi-Bot shipping now Great Black Wizard went on sale Jan 9th Wave 1 and 2 of 200x shipping (He-Man, Stratos, Tri-klops, Moss Man, Evil-lyn, Man-At-Arms, dlx Beast Man, dlx Ram Man) Wave 3 official images are available. CC King Randor and Queen Marlena revealed. Randor seen on shelves in Aus as well. Two-Bad is confirmed sculpted but remains unrevealed. Masterverse Dragstor, Despara, New Eternia Keldor shipping Vintage Collection releasing Teela and Man-At-Arms Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I must've missed that"}
+{"text":"Just have some basic decorations swappable to make it fiting for each faction. Too bad most of head are too wide to fit his staff trough, you could make it look he's strangling people. Maybe on Vypor. As it is, you can only put arm trough it."}
+{"text":"Why is there cum everywhere? This Freddie Williams guy really seems like a coomer. Everything is beastiality and purple sticks."}
+{"text":"I'm getting neverending story PTSD."}
+{"text":"WHEN WHEN WHEN"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on the WowWee Alive Chimpanzee"}
+{"text":"This shit is horrifying"}
+{"text":"The giant fingerprint on the skirt armor bothers the fuck out of me."}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I wiped it off."}
+{"text":"Wait, that actually looks sick though, the green works quite well. I figured the Zaku would get the next bit of special treatment, I wasn't sure if RX78 was a one off or not. I just wish we had an upscaled Strike RG like the 3.0 MG. MG RM looks too plain to me. I'd prefer the original PG Strike in 1/100 however... if only."}
+{"text":"The red sword impulse also looks sick but I already have Force, Sword and Destiny Impulse so one extra impulse gundam was enough"}
+{"text":"What's toy shopping like in Vancouver, BC? Just looking for anything the US doesnt have. I assume ill only see what's near the airport train stations, but sadly no time for the remaining Toys R Us which is nearly 30mi away."}
+{"text":"There is a comic shop on Granville street called Golden Age Collectables. Usually older stuff though. Sometimes new"}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention I would also reccomend Ages Three and Up. Its right near a sky train station."}
+{"text":"dude if you’re going to BC you pretty much have to get to Toy Trader, somehow. fuck Vancouver"}
+{"text":"post your haul"}
+{"text":"Ages 3 and Up in Burnaby and Coquitlam and Toy Traders in Langley. All 3 stores are great."}
+{"text":"I didn't even know all their Jim toys came out."}
+{"text":"Of course it did, it's made by 90's Konami."}
+{"text":"Valuable contribution. Anybody play that Xbox 360 game?"}
+{"text":"No. I don't think anyone else did either."}
+{"text":"be me dating filipina from philippines moved in with her in Cebu she has 10-year-old cousin whose parents abandoned him going to meet him soon want to gift him something nice, something around 1000php or about $20 Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"She won't take half/leave if I don't provide for her extended family. She places me above her family."}
+{"text":"Filipina She places me above her family. I admire your optimism, but if you're not trolling, I think you're in for a rude awakening."}
+{"text":"Kek when she gets western citizenship and can provide for herself, she will dump your ass. Why don't passport pros ever understand this."}
+{"text":"gift card have him live stream himself while you are on with him shopping takes care of the memory building and everything"}
+{"text":"She's not going to get western citizenship though. I'm perma staying in Philippines."}
+{"text":"Now that they're days are essentially numbered without the TMNT license, Power Rangers is pretty much dead, and Monsterverse doesn't make nearly as much money as Mattel's Jurassic toys, will you miss them or not?"}
+{"text":"I mean they survived all those years when TMNT was dead and had no toyline, That was mainly due to World of Springfield. Too bad Jakks now has the Simpsons license."}
+{"text":"Weren't they doing Star Trek then?"}
+{"text":"Wrong"}
+{"text":"Target actually shows in store sales on their website. I know because I have the Psylocke Thanos set to ping me if the page ever goes in stock and it never did, yet shows 900+ sales in the month right now."}
+{"text":"they should get the rampage license to make toys"}
+{"text":"Looks like we're getting a MDLX Bass"}
+{"text":"Not releasing until March 2027 Jesus"}
+{"text":"its hiya which means itll actually be 6 months after that minimum"}
+{"text":"MDLX looks way lankier. Personally, I think that looks better."}
+{"text":"While I prefer the Hiya's proportions, I'm a bit uncertain by its articulation while I know the MDLX's will be pretty great. Then there's the fact that it's around twice the price. I'd probably opt for the MDLX at the end of the day."}
+{"text":"Agreed, never liked the thimble head/balloon arms and legs look."}
+{"text":"How that biggest Hogwarts Castle collection is going, anons? What is your favorite hp-minifigure? Any rare ones you own? Favorite hp-set?"}
+{"text":"stoner-minded reply I don't see how this answers anything but it's cool that they rereleased the movies."}
+{"text":"I don't mind the 2000s teen romance stuff now. It's peak nostalgia. I for one really enjoy Twilight in this day and age."}
+{"text":"They are not readily available. School libraries get the books not the toys. Stores like Target that should sell those, don't."}
+{"text":"That one looks kinda boring which is why I walk by it all the time Although I bet if I had more HP sets it would be fun to ADD this one"}
+{"text":"That one looks kinda boring 2 death eaters 1 bigfig hagrid in a cheap set iconic \"hagrid on moto\" set .. boring the problem is that you might be just a faggot, anon"}
+{"text":"I don't understand how we all agree we hate blind boxes, but then go on to worship blokees. Was blokees simply the first good blind box, or will transformers collectors literally buy anything?"}
+{"text":"I like the saint seiya ones"}
+{"text":"Uhmm you do realize blokees also sell regular figures that aren't blind boxes right?"}
+{"text":"/toys/ is full of two people: idiots, who shit post and mouth off without thought and shitposters who want to shit-stir for attention"}
+{"text":"Is there like a regular general for this franchise or toys made by someone else because in two years of coming here, blokee discussion was the only time I've seen it discussed and otherwise never heard of this - what anime or manga?"}
+{"text":"anons why Grimlock costs around 40 eur on Ebay?? is he rare? dude just go to Aliexpress :) 50eur (80eur original price) WHY GRIMLOCK IS SO EXPENSIVE??? holy shit i will go and buy all boxes of thos wave next time i will see them in store..it will be cheaper just to roll grimlock by myself than buying him online"}
+{"text":"Mattel or Hasbro?"}
+{"text":"Nigger, Hasbroke is losing money like crazy. They lost $500 million in September. (((Cocks))) is liquidating the company and emptying the coffers, has been doing that for a few years now. Nothing the company is doing right now works out for them. TF keeps bombing, GI Joe/Power Rangers with AI slop goes nowhere, Horsefuckerthing is dead, D&D/MTG is a wokefest hurting sales, Littlest Pet Shop is dead, Nerf guns rekt by Zuru XShots, the list goes on. I think (((Ryan Cohen))) of GameStop will just buy the brands for a penny."}
+{"text":"solid action figure lines Star Wars Black Black series is losing more and more articulation by the wave. Eventually they will just be stactions with a few swivels and the people who still buy it will defend it. G.I. Joe Classified Classified was solid early on with some figures, but they've started over-ratcheting their joints and are getting sloppy on articulation on more recent releases. This is probably the technically best line Hasbro still produces though. Marvel Legends Pic related"}
+{"text":"Jew company or Jew company, goy?"}
+{"text":"Hasbro understands kids, LOL"}
+{"text":"So the racists moved here but didn't get any traction?"}
+{"text":"Biggest issue is just getting enough materials to make something that fits a regular sized toa"}
+{"text":"Oh that dragon head mixed with the rest of the shaping on the nose, that fucks. What are the windshield parts?"}
+{"text":"Wondering what the cheapest seller of purple eyes would be left, plenty of yellow eyes sellers though. Also how the eyes would look in neon yellow. Or even how to replicate them"}
+{"text":"That would be gay"}
+{"text":"Transformer fans have this strange aversion to ball joints which hasn't been valid since the 90's. While early ball joint engineering could leave figures nearly impossible to pose or stand with wear, that changed in the 00's and is especially true in the hands of a collector. Modern universal engineering, while technically more robust, is also more complex and expensive to produce, offers no additional range to movement, and in a world of diminishing budgets actually hinders other areas of the figure's design. I applaud the new A-level Bumblebee and Orion Pax for using ball joints in the shoulders and hips respectively. Design smarter, not harder. We're well past the days of the G2 Cyberjets, after all."}
+{"text":"especially true in the hands of a collector Someone who never changes the pose."}
+{"text":"Precisely. Universal joints are a solution to a non-problem. If G2 Hooligan released today in Age of the Primes he'd remain rock solid for years to come."}
+{"text":"He'd still be \"plane on top and folded-up robot on bottom\" as Hasbro and Takara can't design aircraft Transformers for shit."}
+{"text":"How can anyone still defend LEGO at this point? It is time to stop excusing their behavior and start supporting other brands. Could a total boycott of LEGO products actually work? More importantly, how can we make it effective? How can we reach a wider audience and build enough momentum to force real change?"}
+{"text":"just buy second-hand"}
+{"text":"$910 How did lego do it? They actually pay for it... the whales..."}
+{"text":"Onions, onions everywhere."}
+{"text":"i made this with no ai =)"}
+{"text":"I have seen that image online since at least the early 2010s but i had no idea it was as old as the mid 1990s before today"}
+{"text":"Have you seen the movie?"}
+{"text":"I have. The summary is \"Hitler was right BUT some Whites are assholes and some Blacks are good people.\""}
+{"text":"Purposeful ignorance is funny, wether its creative or not. If it's genuine racism then it isn't funny, not that racism is bad all the time, just means it isn't funny."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"I wanna go back, back to the past"}
+{"text":"Yeah I’ve been watching a lot of old media lately, and it’s great, I stopped watching tv and movies years ago for the most part and I feel like what happened is slowly everything got lame and shitty. started watching a bunch of old Christmas movies recently and loved that then moved on to old Cartoon Network shows. There is still some decent stuff that comes out today but it feels like the exception to the rule. OPs image is a good example that even minute things like advertisements were made in an exciting and cool way that grabbed your attention and sparked imagination and had effort behind it. Today that would just be some minimalist all black or all white image, and everything would be arranged in the most boring bland way possible. A lot of old advertisements honestly are cool enough they could feasibly be a poster. That just doesn’t happen today"}
+{"text":"The JUNIOR era cancer was in the pipeline for 1997, anon. The last year of classic Lego was 1996."}
+{"text":"That's a rad vehicle."}
+{"text":"Me 2"}
+{"text":"Truther sighted Sly is aware."}
+{"text":"Why are lego pokemon so expensive?"}
+{"text":"Because people will pay it."}
+{"text":"Discuss one of the most unique Lego themes - Chima. Released in 2013 it became one of the most memorable themes of Lego. - who is your favorite character? - favorite tribe?"}
+{"text":"chima is cool, I have heard they had an aligator waifu as the main antagonist"}
+{"text":"The frog is necroing his shirt smart brick spam threads. You love to see it"}
+{"text":"Genuinely the reason why this board got cursed with autosage, due to Zatshit doing the exact same thing."}
+{"text":"It really killed the culture here. I remember when cozy threads would last months. Now /toy/ is a fast board and smaller niche toy communities have no way to survive."}
+{"text":"Genuinely wondering if the frog here is fishing for a farms thread with how much he’s going into the spam, or if this will cause an increase in cleaning just to prevent this shit here."}
+{"text":"Nepol’s big 2026 New Years celebration fuck up edition. Post Galidor."}
+{"text":"Okay. Now THIS is epic."}
+{"text":"I wanna pick up the robot at some point"}
+{"text":"this is now a bionicle thread"}
+{"text":"Has anyone tried to 3D print some Galidor parts ?"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"cool toy exists *angry 50 year old men start crying and shitting up the net* Why does it keep happening?"}
+{"text":"50 year old men have become the primary consumers of toys. You piss them off, you piss off the majority of your customers. Lego seems to still be living in Delulu Land."}
+{"text":"Lego is the only toy 99% of kids still want and can go toe in toe with videogames and social media. You live in delulu land faggot."}
+{"text":"Idiot"}
+{"text":"Isn't it essentially just the Mario gimmick but worse? Not sure why this is exciting."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"So, what do we think of Smart Play? Why are adult men so angry about a kids toy?"}
+{"text":"So what's the fucking point of the whole unbumpable old threads thing when it clearly doesn't stop spam and flooding?"}
+{"text":"I was actually completely on board with this until I actually heard the sounds that come out of this thing. I understand they are trying to future proof the brick so it uses a synthesizer instead of sound bites. But... outside of playing midi jingles it doesn't seem very good for replicating familiar sounds."}
+{"text":"The point is to make the board worse for the people that actually use it for real toy discussion"}
+{"text":"Do the people on top of 4chan not realize that this sort of shit is why this site has less users every year?"}
+{"text":"Play Same"}
+{"text":"Shill-san, your efforts are in vain. Autists have a 20% propaganda resistance buff."}
+{"text":"The midi vehicles are the only Star Wars subline I have any interest in, but if little kids get a kick out of the smart bricks, then more power to them."}
+{"text":"if I acuse futaba a canon woman of being a tranny I will own the chuds! kamala lost"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"How do you fuck this up so bad? has a built in microphone (requires your (((permission))) to use) only available at launch in 7 countries: UK, US, Poland, France, Germany, Australia and Israel. tech was made by Jabil, a company that manufactures tech for military use sets are very expensive sounds are generic and will require updates through an app"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry, WHAT? this is a nazi bait thread if you couldnt tell"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I guess I did Natsee it ;)"}
+{"text":"Noooooooo"}
+{"text":"No fuckin way"}
+{"text":"Sir, the Smart Brick data just came back. What does it say? That most of our customers are based"}
+{"text":"Have you guys seen these new smart brinks? I didn't even bother to check the catalog before making a thread because I'm an retard."}
+{"text":"your mom"}
+{"text":"What are you talking about? Never heard of them"}
+{"text":"I'm an retard Yeah I can tell"}
+{"text":"I didn't even bother to check the catalog"}
+{"text":"I love them"}
+{"text":"you WILL only use your lego while permanently connected to the internet you WILL use your lego under ID verification you WILL be happy you WILL thank for this"}
+{"text":"hey I wrote that, you thief!"}
+{"text":"Same kind of idiot who gets made when he thinks someone stole his AI prompt..."}
+{"text":"The smart brick barely has the capacity to make sounds, let alone spy on you. Take your meds."}
+{"text":"2030 lego before gta 6...."}
+{"text":"When will lego stop? Will smart play finally take off and be a hit? I think so, they are cool. I can't wait to buy the new sets and preorder is in 24 hours from now...can't...wait...I tell you."}
+{"text":"Fuck off Retrospammer"}
+{"text":"Lego and tech is the future. No one but millenials care about physical media."}
+{"text":"Technology defeats the meaning of Lego. I absolutely hated all the stupid shit that requires a smartphone and some shitty battery hungry app. The only time it worked was Lego Studio or whatever where you made movies with Lego."}
+{"text":"you WILL ask mom for breakfast you WILL stay inside all day you WILL get angry at the internet you WILL do a flip"}
+{"text":"Noooooooooooooo"}
+{"text":"My fair and balanced take: Will Smart Brick be successful? I don't know, but apparently Lego had a trial run in UK a few years ago and they decided to continue with it. Although I'm not a business person, I understand that companies need to innovate to avoid stagnation. Why do you like it? I enjoyed watching the demonstration and Beyond the Brick clips. I though it was charming. Is it too expensive? Maybe, but I haven't really bought any legos at the recommended retail price besides 40755. I believe you get what you pay for and smart brick is added value one way or the other."}
+{"text":"It's just a lower tech version of what the Mario sets have been doing for years, why do they think this is a breakthrough?"}
+{"text":"It'll be interesting to see exactly how hackable/exploitable these new bricks will be. I hope we see somebody find genuinely practical uses for them. This first wave of toys seems completely and utterly skippable, though."}
+{"text":"lol ... We'll probably find out in a few years that precious earth metals were used in the Commtech chips then Ep1 figures will spike in value"}
+{"text":"i love smart brick threads now"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"smart bri ks arw so fucking popular and hyped for so much that the entire smart play site is down We are winning smart brick bros with this one. The smart era has begun! Golden age of lego!"}
+{"text":"Tend to the other shill threads instead of making more. A lot of us don't even collect Lego."}
+{"text":"Fuck off Retrospammer"}
+{"text":"So how long have you worked for LEGO?"}
+{"text":"neat!"}
+{"text":"Damn"}
+{"text":"Which is the worst toy ever?"}
+{"text":"I like him. I just wish his insignias were either removable or he had folding panels like Doubledealer to choose which side he's on. He's not even the worse deluxe from that wave. Shadow Striker looks nothing like the character (her vehicle mode looks nothing like RID Side Burn's either) and her arms are unable to move backwards."}
+{"text":"very similar to a penis which almost beckons a small child to put the toy in their mouth omegakek"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Any toy where the main gimmick is it smells bad"}
+{"text":"Junko Slop."}
+{"text":"I fucking hate these things. I hate hearing them go off when I walk past unsold stacks of these fuckers walking through a store. Sometimes I imagine buying all of them just to destroy them."}
+{"text":"I hate passing by these things. These look like legit army-builders or a cool ninja rival team, but they're just 5poa shit gimmick slime toys"}
+{"text":"At least those are articulated and have decent sculpting. I don't think those fart toys do anything other than make sound."}
+{"text":"5poa shit This fucker clearly has knees."}
+{"text":"and still clearly 5poa"}
+{"text":"What is the biggest articulated skeleton in the market?"}
+{"text":"castlemania"}
+{"text":"I love Castlemania, brother."}
+{"text":"Undertaker would look no different"}
+{"text":"G1 Monster High Skelita is 1:6"}
+{"text":"He's already in one of the games"}
+{"text":"What else does autism barbie need?"}
+{"text":"sweatpants, skirt lets too much air touch the legs it’s uncomfortable or stretch jeans I know an autistic girl who is the opposite. The texture of most fabric and her clothing makes her uncomfortable to the point where she can handle washing her clothes, but ironing and folding them is a struggle. Tight clothing and bras are rare. It's mostly singlets and skirts. Even her bedsheets or the sofa upholstery are something that occasionally give her a sensory overload. On the upside, she likes sitting around in her gamer chair naked while playing Minecraft. The fabric of her gamer chair doesn't give her the heebies. Go figure."}
+{"text":"Female person of color is where the representation falls apart. Give xer a bulge and a Ken doll's face and you're golden."}
+{"text":"On the upside, she likes sitting around in her gamer chair naked while playing Minecraft tfw no nudist autist gf to play minecraft with while fucking"}
+{"text":"Person of color Tf does that even mean? Just say non-white like a normal person"}
+{"text":"I've been fidgeting with pencils before I knew what autism was."}
+{"text":"nah"}
+{"text":"I told you all you gotta do is beat him to the op and he absolutely loses it."}
+{"text":"40 dollar mech set with a base"}
+{"text":"We don't even know if it bombed, people just see discounted sets in stores that overbuy and discount everything and think that means it didn't do well. They also conveniently ignore the fact that several sets sold out as soon as they were released, so for all we know AC is doing amazingly."}
+{"text":"Jang is a dog dad now."}
+{"text":"nephew loves lego, specifically lego star wars Promised I would buy him a few lego sets for his birthday on friday fastforward to tonight checking out what they have in stock at walmart and target almost $200 for one droid mtt $150 for the attack of the clones at-walker What the hell."}
+{"text":"pick set print build instructions buy all required pieces individually will probably be cheaper"}
+{"text":"Even with recent price hikes, Lego is cheaper per piece and per pound than it was 30 years ago. Whether these recent price hikes are justifiable (or just plain and simple corporate greed) is another question, but you need to accept that Lego prices have been trending downwards for decades."}
+{"text":"literally just steal the sets from walmart or target or wtv"}
+{"text":"based, fuck those self check outs"}
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+{"text":"Either get an old Ventress figure which will be very expensive or try to find 3d printed ones on Etsy Yeah it's kind of a weird situation. Realistically they were never going to make a bunch of mainline figures to populate the cantina because they will be peg warmers. The boomer backers might at least have the janky old ones to fill it out but new collectors are kind of out of luck. I still think making the entire cantina was unnecessary and one booth and portion of the bar in a smaller retail set would have sufficed"}
+{"text":"Honestly I think outside of a handful of POTF2 figures most of the cantina figures still hold up. I'd definitely like updated ones but if the old Muftak is the only one we ever get I'd be fine with it."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Beskar being nigh indestructible seems to be a retcon intorduced in Mandolorian. We see plenty of times in TCW and Rebels where Mandos go down to lightsabers and regular blaster fire."}
+{"text":"Yeah I looked at old ones but they seem to be kind of fat too and the price isn't worth it. The Genndy based figure seems like the size would be better but the design is completely different which is bothersome. I checked Etsy and found a store that has a bunch of hilts, including hers, but he only offers them in 1:12."}
+{"text":"Some sellers will print in 1:18 if you ask. Honestly I’d just try to live with it I don’t think it’s worth the expense and effort to try to get better hilts"}
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+{"text":"ok I laughed kek"}
+{"text":"It's actually a pretty solid new pasta yeah lol. Still just getting the rest of this stuff out and figuring out where it should go. Might put a second unit together today"}
+{"text":"i actually agree with this anon your posing fucking suck man, can you atleast make them do something funny between each others"}
+{"text":"no, there's too many frieza armor dudes to make a scene. I never intended to have them do anything, other shelves will have stuff goin on. suck me."}
+{"text":"looks good but it bothers me that they didn't paint the worm's hair and eyes"}
+{"text":"he dies like a bitch in a forest after the most retarded comedy skit in the history of manga that nobody outside japan will understand. It's so stupid how he gets distracted by a literal comedian and then killed off by yuka. Might as well have been off screen with how rushed the story was"}
+{"text":"to be fair no.9 is actually one of the good ones"}
+{"text":"Yeah. I own all the figma and shf jjk figures with the exception of the 5 movie ones which include this geto. I want a Kenjaku, but im not paying $150+ for an inaccurate version I have to customize. Will wait it out."}
+{"text":"They'll make one when the time comes. You know they will."}
+{"text":"Tikal is getting a action figure for the first time"}
+{"text":"Not in Canada lol Gamestop doesn't have any blind bags here."}
+{"text":"Well good for EB Games (or whatever they are called). GameStop just closed three more locations in my county including the one that was closest to me, which was actually two suburbs over, and the local retail stores are still well stocked with blind bags and blind poke and other trading card sales. However, I bet in 5 more years, they'll be Sears and Blockbusters and not exist in brick and mortar."}
+{"text":"Her eyes are not sad enough."}
+{"text":"Resell her to someone who will appreciate the figure and not some brat who's going to scribble on her in permanent marker before ending up in a garage sale box with a missing/broken arm by the year's end. inb4 REEE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON I don't care, this isn't reddit."}
+{"text":"Calm down son it's just a toy"}
+{"text":"The Last Ride Edition Recent DCMV Preorders just dropped: -Zatanna -Elongated Man -Blackhawk -Cosmic Boy -Professor Pyg Recent INART preorders: -INART The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman -INART Batman: Arkham Origins Batman Recent Mezco Toyz One:12 Collective preorder: -Batman: Year One Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"We're all ranch anons"}
+{"text":"I own a ranch, too. It's my dad's."}
+{"text":"It's okay Someday, your AI will die and leave you a bunch of prompts that will have on TikTok or something, I bet"}
+{"text":"prompt holy fuck dude lmao"}
+{"text":"My dad made me lose my teddy bear when I was 9. We were staying at a hotel for a function held by one of his friends, and on the morning of checkout, he threw a tantrum because there were ants in his Saab. In the chaos, the room didn't get checked thoroughly enough and it got left behind. I can't find any photos of it, so I don't know what brand or model it was. I'm sure most millennials/x-ers from dysfunctional families have stories like this. Why do we let boomers get away with it."}
+{"text":"The ants weren't in his food. They were in the car. A normal adult would have just taken it in their stride and grabbed a can of bugspray. OP's dad couldn't regulate his emotions so he threw a tantrum instead of dealing with it like a well adjusted person."}
+{"text":"He didn't destroy it. It got accidentally left behind while checking out. You're using that as an excuse to rob you parents of their grandchild. Christmas 2024 was the first I spent without my dad. We lost him to cancer just four days earlier. Christmas 2025 had my mom in the hospital for a tag-team combination of bloodclot and that new strain of super-influenza going around. She's still there. I spent part of Christmas with her, and the rest alone. Once upon a time we had a big table with a big family that just enjoyed the season. My brother and sister disappeared into the world, so fucked if I know where they're at. That time you have is shorter than you think. So when the table is full of family, get the fuck over yourself and just appreciate it while you can."}
+{"text":"How is that one event make HIS entire family dysfunctional. Can OP actually answer me himself"}
+{"text":"He didn't destroy it My brother did destroy my stuff and you replied to me, get your replies straight, stop trying to paint this as if I am in the wrong when you don't even know who you're talking to. bro. I'm not making any excuses, I filter anyone with current repeated bad behavior from seeing my child. The time \"they\" have is shorter than they think, if they don't notice it enough to change their behavior then that's on them, I'm not their parent, I have my own kid to educate, and there's a myriad of other emotionally available and healthy adults in my family eager to shower my kids with affection. I am the fuck over myself, if I wasn't I'd use my kids to get stuff from my parents for myself."}
+{"text":"Not OP, but chances are this one incident doesn't paint the full picture, and to get a grasp of how dysfunctional his family wass would require a bunch of non /toy/ related anecdotes. Like I can tell you about my dad breaking one of my Christmas presents on Christmas day because he was an impatient asshole, but that doesn't make my family appear dysfunctional. I'd need to go into how my earliest memory is of my parents fighting, the alcoholism/binge drinking by both, and the times dad loaded up the 12 gauge and threatened to shoot the entire family for you to see how dysfunctional my family was. But breaking my Saurolophus Dino Rider is the only part that is /toy/ related."}
+{"text":"Kochikame ep 46 is about action figure collectors, also pretty funny. It's on nyaa with subs"}
+{"text":"Every once in a while I still like to say \"Full on Friendship\" when playing vidya with the boys. Great episode."}
+{"text":"Why is raggedy ann so sexy, bros?"}
+{"text":"Red Aero Pegasus confirmed for the next app rotation. Save your points."}
+{"text":"Can someone explain what ratchets are good for? Balance and stamina, mostly, but there's a couple with uses beyond that. The shape of 1-60 and 1-70 throws all of their weight into one point, which helps Attack types hit harder on that one contact point. The shape also lets it bounce off the Over Zone walls and gives your Bey a chance to jump out. 7-60 and 7-70 weigh 2 grams more than the other ratchets because of how thick and blocky the 7-ring is, so they're used to give lighter stuff a little extra weight, or to make Beys that are already heavy hit even harder. but what I've seen says ratchets with fewer bumps are more resistant to burst, so why use 9 ones? The 9-XX ratchets have the smallest diameter rings out of any of them. It doesn't matter how many bumps they have, you're not going to make any meaningful contact with them. Compare 9-60 to 5-60 or 6-60. It doesn't make them better just because they have fewer protrusions. Hope this makes sense I'm a total beginner. 1-60, 3-60, and 9-60 are the three best ratchets in the game and they're pretty much universally good on most things, but it depends on your Bey's shape and weight distribution. Something like Cobalt Dragoon will usually run 5-60 over anything else because it has big imbalance holes cut out in its blade, and the bottom two points of 5-60's star line up directly with those holes to put weight where there is none."}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, this is helpful. Now to decide what to buy..."}
+{"text":"This is a crit path guide I made for a friend looking to get in if you wanted to go all out from the start. ~$140 gets you the current best deck in the game for the foreseeable future, and a lot of other great parts. Shark Scale / Wyvern Hover / Wizard Rod as a trio beat just about everything else in the game at the moment."}
+{"text":"What's everyone's opinion on Wolf Hunt? How relevant to the meta doesn't matter to me because I don't compete. I'm mostly getting it because I enjoy using Silver Wolf in stock form, but Hunt kind of came and went so fast that I forgot it existed for a while."}
+{"text":"What's everyone's opinion on Wolf Hunt? How relevant to the meta doesn't matter to me because I don't compete. Hunt is average as far as CX blades go, Free is okay, 0-60 has the same problem the other two 0- ratchets do, and Disc Ball has always been bad. The lock chip is cool. but Hunt kind of came and went so fast that I forgot it existed It's just another release, nothing special or outstanding about it. Silver Wolf is still better. If you like it, get it."}
+{"text":"I wish Labubus looked like this"}
+{"text":"I wish tokidoki had articulation."}
+{"text":"Brotoys has pics of their 1/12 third party DMC5 Dante and Nero"}
+{"text":"and an alternative head"}
+{"text":"I feel like he's kinda big... I still want him."}
+{"text":"They look great but I just know that pleather is going to flake off in a few years."}
+{"text":"When the pleather starts breaking, it probably won't be too hard to find a replacement normal cloth goods trenchcoat for Not Dante, but I'm not sure about the pants. There's probably lots of 1/12 black pants out there but I don't know how they put on the pants on these kinds of figures. Can you just pop off the boots and slide off the pants or is there extra fabric that hooks onto the waist?"}
+{"text":"Yup, same thoughts. POd anyway since the RYU is a good figure. Fucked up thjajt nero gets cloth goods that will last vs dante pleather."}
+{"text":"Thanks anons. Appreciate the help."}
+{"text":"These sets aren't really pleasant to build"}
+{"text":"cause it's not fucking out yet you fucking retarded piece of shit"}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"lego were making cars like that for years, this is the point that the minifigure was invented, it took a little while for cars that they could sit in were dreamed up."}
+{"text":"Right now theres a cartoonishly crazy control freak, obsessed schizophrenic loser of a woman repeatedly making giga autistic demands at me to remove 3 words from my ebay listings title. Who tf does she think she is? WTF...??? Why even need or pretend to need words on my single listing altered? Block me or don't buy it if it is triggering your flipped brain? I want to piss her off as much as possible without getting penalized. What should i do? Ideas so far: say yes when its still there and if she keeps on, keep saying yes i did remove it say no, with some boomer agitating photo or emojis... wish i could send the plush doing the middle finger but I'd get suspended probably keep ignoring while listing more shit say youre not the boss of me now say stop telling me what to do mom/grandma!!!"}
+{"text":"I operate 2 eBay stores that rack in an annual 32k each year. I am easygoing, but I block resellers. I just don’t like them and it especially kills me when I see them relist something I sold them when it hadn’t even arrived yet and they used images I took. A few years ago I cancelled orders for one and it turns out they were in a Facebook group dedicated to scalping/reselling hot items. Guy made a post and got people to buy stuff from me and reviewbombed me, causing my account to be deleted. Only took 1 phone call and sending eBay representatives screenshots from the Facebook group and they were all banned and my account reinstated. Found a cease and desist template online and mailed it to each one of the addresses (don’t actually have a lawyer but did it anyways). Got a physical apology from one of them."}
+{"text":"Record video of you packing and sealing the parcel as well as handing it to the post office. Use recorded/tracked post with the weight noted on the receipt. Always state ‘sold as seen’ and your preowned but still sealed items should still be labelled ‘used’ to avoid scammers saying it’s been taken out of the packaging to try to get a refund etc."}
+{"text":"I always put on the listing and disclose during correspondence when an item will ship. I work 12-13hr shifts 4-5 days a week. If they order on a Sunday it won't ship until the following Friday or Saturday. But every fuckin week Ill either get complaints or get messaged by retards asking for tracking numbers. Some of them seem to think I generate the tracking numbers personally. The reality is you cannot be immune to this shit but  is a good start. Ive found the most reliable buying selling environment is actually local fan groups or niche communities. If you can cash in hand with locals or get a decent reputation in a group as a seller you're far less likely to have issues."}
+{"text":"I'm in some Facebook groups and it's hilarious yet nerve-wracking how some idiots cannot wait 3 fucking days before posting in desperation cause they fear their toy might've been stolen/lost. Like, calm your tits dude the figure was just sent from the other side of the damn world and you already expect it to be at your doorstep after less than 5 days."}
+{"text":"I would try B/S/T here and even though people bitch, reddit. I would also post on FB. Both will let you sell individually without having to fucking make one single sales page post per toy. You'll take less photos that way but you should still photograph everything a few times because serious people will ask. 50-70 is a lot and it will take time to dump especially if you want to receive some value. If you just want to unload and do it quickly make a few sensible lots, so you can dump the peg warmers in your collection in with desirable stuff, price them to sell plus 20% per lot, and post on eBay. Use Pirateship. Refuse to ship outside the USA."}
+{"text":"How do you buy rare toys off of social media and not get scammed?"}
+{"text":"I have never got scammed in person."}
+{"text":"Zelle Zelle is run and owned by actual banks and it's just another way for them to make money now that they can't charge all these fucking fees because people expect free checking or don't even use checks. Someone passed me a $100 counterfeit bill. Was it intentional, who knows. And asking for $20 as I started doing after that, doesn't help since it gets counterfeited as much. And yes, it looked that good."}
+{"text":"You’re a fucking dumbass lmfao"}
+{"text":"Avoiding counterfeit cash is super easy. Just look at shit in the sun, because 99.9999% dont bother to use the right paper, muchless have paper that gets watermarked. And those counterfeit markers are really cheap. They're so cheap you can probably get one for free if you ask a friendly owner/manager, if not a used one for a buck. Also, a black light will make the metallic strips shine in day-glo colors. I think everyone who owns a toy should own a blacklight flashlight, because who doesn't own glow in the dark toys? Shit makes your figures instantly bright."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you feel better about yourself, son. At least your mommy loves you and lets you live in her basement. One day, you'll inherit the house and even though you'll be an old, fat virgin by then, you'll finally have the freedom to have some tranny hooker swing by to give you a handsy so you can pretend you're no longer a virgin."}
+{"text":"and ow I've got a trio of lion anthros"}
+{"text":"nice how's smilodon nigga"}
+{"text":"Rerelease the Revos DAMMIT! It made 1.7 BILLION goddamn dollars! If they don't rerelease them it's gonna be retarded. Also get that sequel out by 2029 you fuckers I need to know if they're gonna fuck us over and keep them apart or actually give us them being together. Ok for the price this is tempting but lack of torso front/backward movement kinda ruins it. But look how happy officer Nick looks. I'd prefer better movement so I think I'll pass but that's actually really really tempting."}
+{"text":"Does this company make horses or centaurs? You could probably make a BotW Lynel custom with the middle torso and up."}
+{"text":"Why do toy companies have this fascination with making toys that have lights and sounds and then pretending it’s some kind of revolutionary technology? Hasbro did it with CommTech and Force Link for Star Wars, and LEGO did it with the whole “Smart Play” thing. Why?"}
+{"text":"\"i hate that the actors were ashamed of being apart of the nanking style rape of star wars and i respect the dumb fetal alcohol syndrome pin head who stood up for her character that was artificially pushed by the feminist swine studio head\" Shut the fuck up you absolute faglord"}
+{"text":"Why did rian think killing snoke would possibly be a good idea? Kylo could never replace him as a villain as kylo ren stopped being cool the moment he smashed apart his awesome helmet and became some faggy love interest for rey that was straight out of a YA novel from like 2010"}
+{"text":"Yeah, their job was to act and go on promo tours, and they did that job. Now they’re free to say they don’t like the final product and just did it for the money. They don’t need to swear undying fealty to Disney just because they acted in a movie once."}
+{"text":"Force Link was such a piece of shit. It was clunky, it barely worked, and on top of that there was no way to update it. They had to release a second version that had samples for the new figures and it would have just kept going like that because fuck you, you're a kid and you don't get to demand futreproofability, now buy the slop. Somehow Hasbro managed to do this same basic concept 20 years earlier and did it much better with the Commtech chips that came with Episode I figures. Yes the chips were not in the figures themselves but the functionality was much better and you only needed the one scanner and you were set. You could even save up to four onto the scanner's memory, and it had some fun Star Wars sounds like lasers, lightsabers and explosions built in."}
+{"text":"Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled. I really subverted your expectations there, didn't I?"}
+{"text":"Sehr gut!"}
+{"text":"HB Anis looks so bad. I still ordered her because I really like Anis and doubt anyone else will make her but I am expecting to be at least a little disappointed when she's in hand. They should not be allowed to charge those prices for that quality I am honestly doubting they will do more after Cindy and Red Hood. Snail Shell doesn't seem like a company that will make extensive lines for licensed IP. Considering they've announced a few more IPs but no Nikke announcements, I think they will just make a couple figs for each then move onto something else. Kind of baffling to me that no one is making the main girl in her default costume. Some of these character choices feel really random."}
+{"text":"Both versions of the Oni girl are available at Hobby Genki"}
+{"text":"This is some top tier diorama building anon. Can you show how you made it etc"}
+{"text":"link tears ciel Enjoy your qc lottery ontop of lottery"}
+{"text":"shitty link gappimaru LOL? another one of those surplus stock cases"}
+{"text":"Got me Chuck. Arms not as bad as expected but still don’t like em, a little stuff but loosened up. He also genuinely doesn’t need his sitting part, he can still fine with the soft plastic tunic as it is."}
+{"text":"Looking for 1/12 scale motorcycles with sidecars for my Figmas. Can anyone recommend brands/etc?"}
+{"text":"Neat! We are almost there. This is the first line from figma I've really enjoyed since the attack on titan ones. Hope the new season comes soon."}
+{"text":"Pink before stink edition Coming soon Mortarion in jan Abaddon in jan Perty's real dolls in jan Next shock announcement Although we all want it to be daemon Magnus it will be Jaghatai Khan Also Where the fuck is the surprise new year's release??"}
+{"text":"Soon"}
+{"text":"Hopefully they'll just reuse older Indomitus mold, because they were amazing and do not try to reinvent bicycle (for nth time). *coughs* recent Deathwing Knights *coughs* Who am I kidding."}
+{"text":"They are pretty good, but I wish the arms were abit longer. Hard to get a good punching pose with what feels like a short arm."}
+{"text":"can he shoot left and right at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Toji was literally the only figure I was looking forward to and now I had to cancel it. I can't even imagine how scammed I would have felt if it didn't leak. They want 100$ for this.... This is it. NEVER again will I preorder from slopdai. Nothing but garbage and scams. Worst import line. Worst QC. Fucking embarrassing to shit something this bad out, fully knowing how much people wanted it. FUCK Bandai."}
+{"text":"both glorp and shill are fucking retarded faggot, fuck both of you"}
+{"text":"is this glorps bitch getting btfo again?"}
+{"text":"glorp is right though. Like anon honestly. The shill is just seething because glorp is always right."}
+{"text":"Theres nothing to be fix."}
+{"text":"there is no shill, it’s just whenever people are having a normal discussion, glorp ruins it by saying it’s all a samefagging shill when he is the biggest samefag on the board Is there a chance grapeape can actually get rid of this loser?"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Other mecha toy discussion is also more than welcome! Upcoming regular retail releases: -Hyakushiki ver. A.N.I.M.E. (Aug. 30th) -Metal魂 GQuuuuuuX (Aug. 30th) -Metal魂 White Gundam (North America, Oct. 2025) -Gundam NT-1 Full Armor Equip ver. A.N.I.M.E. (Dec. 2025) -Metal魂 GfreD (North America, Jan. 2026) -Metal魂 Nu Gundam (Jan. 2026) -Metal魂 Wing Gundam (North America, Jan. 2026) -UFO Robot Grendizer (Feb. 2026) -Metal魂 Gundam (GQ) (North America, Mar. 2026) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Every joint that needed fixing got fixed but I damaged the paint on some spots , worst being 2020 01's feet which isn't that bad honestly. Such is the price to pay for careless hands. I renewed the poses too, not much room for action poses so they got a basic standing pose. Only missing blue 00, any day now..."}
+{"text":"What a collection, care to share your whole display?"}
+{"text":"ROBOT魂 <SIDE LABOR>で「AV-98Plus イングラム(イングラム・プラス)」 Updated ingram? Didn't they just did a reissue last October?"}
+{"text":"I posted my bedroom display on buyfag recently I have another display room with more of the same, I can catbox it if you wish but expect the same trash tier picture quality as I only have my old phone to take pictures with Are you going to take the masking route or are you going to attempt taking the armor apart ? I imagine you can at least easily take the arms, legs and head apart which will make things simpler. I hope you post about the process and the final result. Modifying figures can be a huge pain in the ass, I'm interested, especially since you want to turn the inferior rebuild 02 into the better 02"}
+{"text":"I think I'm gonna have to disassemble it. I have the RD Eva-01 so I've been inspecting it to figure out where all the seams are. It looks like the way the parts are designed to fit together is similar to how Bandai designs their plamo. Just that they use glue and do some seam welding. One thing that concerns me is how to take apart the figure without damaging it too much. Minor damage I can fix with glue or modeling putty, but if I break a joint it's gonna give me a headache. I'm hoping I can do this as non-invasively as possible. If I can get away with just painting the parts I wanted to change that would be great, but since I'm working with the RD Eva-02 beta version I may need to repaint all the red armor parts so it matches the EoE colors. Once I'm done with the main body I'm also planning to scratch build the prog knife, needle launcher and MP Eva blade. I'll definitely be documenting the process as well."}
+{"text":"Americans literally do not use kettles. It’s far from the weirdest thing about them, but it’s pretty weird when you’re a visiting britbong. I guess they have no tea culture."}
+{"text":"Equity is not assets and not “stuff in a vault”. It's the leftover money after everyone else is paid. Meaning they're running out of it and why they sold off their museum pieces in exchange for Power Rangers AI slop It would be hilarious if it was intentional Jewry"}
+{"text":"Meaning they're running out of it and why they sold off their museum pieces in exchange for Power Rangers AI slop what museum pieces"}
+{"text":"Buy an ad, faggot."}
+{"text":"Rumors online that Hasbroke sold all the old toys that were given to them by former employees, using them moving to another location as a pretext."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Got Airachnid in today. I absolutely love this thing. Arms could have more range, and I had to sand the tab that goes into the head to avoid it snapping, but otherwise a really amazing toy. There's so much you can do with the spider legs."}
+{"text":"Ah, shit. Nice! Where can I get these?"}
+{"text":"What is the oricing on these like? Quality?"}
+{"text":"Speaking of SS86 Prime, I need some pose ideas. Mine's just been standing neutral for a while. Any anons willing to share some photos?"}
+{"text":"New thread ordained by Hitler apparently. Ironic given the size of the nose on the OP pic."}
+{"text":"Recent release out now: retro-carded cartoon-colors BAT Recent orders: Arctic HISS coming between March and June: Big Lob Cobra-La Royal Guard Lifeline Night Viper Hit-n-Run Mole Rat (v.2) Female Crimson Guard Zap Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Classified series killed off the old schoolers for the most part. Just a handful of us left. The 'deth of da line' actually happened for us in quiet, and it was a multitude of reasons, mostly from Hasbro. I wouldn't count out those annoying, exclusive, custom making faggits who made spin off forums and didn't want any 'outsiders' in from ruining the community. People splintering off and being cunts. Shitty mods at CustomJoes and HissTank did plenty too. Shills had also went too far, pushing crappy movie figures and repaints as great. One of my favorite sites were JoeDios and Checkpoint Alpha. Now both gone or basically defunct. The hobby for most of us eventually imploded and got too costly even. Why do we need remakes in another scale again? We got older with a lot of memories and great figures we've already collected, so most of the future of GI Joe lies with the newer breed of collectors."}
+{"text":"*To correct, I'm sure Classified has a lot of old schoolers in. It has to since they're clamoring for cartoon characters we never got. I like Classified, I'm just not committed to getting a new scale, and I'm sure a lot of others feel the same. Figures look great though."}
+{"text":"The problem is that there's just not enough new fans to fill in for the old fans leaving. Other fandoms regularly replace oldfags with newfags. TMNT, Marvel, DC, etc have a constant influx of newbies entering the fandom. They create new communities (discord, tiktok, etc), fill in to the old communities (forums), and they're as vibrant as they were in the 00s despite how much things change. GI Joe died in 2016 and it made a small recovery in 2020... and that's about it. Forums were a little bit more busy, but not in the way that otherp laces are when new products are being released. I think there's way more activity when it comes to the comics than there is for toys, and that's super fucking strange since the comics side always felt lax compared to the toy side. The comics were a bigger hit with fans than the new movie or video games. And despite the comics hitting it big with fans, that hasn't translated into more toy discussion. In fact, there seems to be little crossover between the comic and toy fans. Toy fans seem to keep to themselves and are mostly unaware aware of what's going on in the current comics, unlike before or other comic based toy franchises. Who knows if the comic fans even buy modern GI Joes, since their discussions are heavily nostalgia-based. And Hasbro isn't helping, because they aren't cross promoting shit like they used to either."}
+{"text":"Oldschool fan here. I collect both as best as I can. We're not going anywhere. That's why the 80s stuff keeps its prices up. That's why all the demand for Classified is 80s-derived stuff instead of it being an entirely new line like \"GI Joe Extreme\" or \"GI Joe Sgt Savage.\" We're probably the biggest backers of it, especially the expensive stuff. If we're dip-shit enough to spend $2 grand on a shuttle or aircraft carrier, then Hasbro knows they can put us on the hook for a $400 HASLAB. GI Joe died in 2016 and it made a small recovery in 2020... and that's about it. Forums were a little bit more busy, but not in the way that otherp laces are when new products are being released. Forums in general are dying, and getting replaced by the comments section on Youtube, Instagram, and Twatter."}
+{"text":"getting replaced that's the problem, because whatever is being replaced isn't taking up what was there before. There's just fewer people posting everywhere and the sense of community is all but gone.... except in comics. There's more people posting about them now than there were during IDW's Cobra Civil War, which was pretty hype. Also, I'm buying older GI Joe shit for cheaper than ever. So demand isn't as high as you claim. I was actually avoiding buying vintage vehicles due to high prices and even the modern 1:18 figures/vehicles has gone down in price since 2021."}
+{"text":"Haven’t seen a proper Nerf General on /toy/ in a long time, so let’s bring it back. This is a thread for discussing modern Nerf and foam blasters: new releases, modding, performance, internals, darts, comparisons, and why Hasbro accidentally cooked again (or didn’t). A lot has changed since the last time these threads existed, and there have been way too many genuinely good blasters in the past few years to ignore. Post your loadouts, favorites, teardown pics, hot takes, thrift finds, and mod questions. Stock or modded, Hasbro or third-party, foam is foam. No airsoft No gel blasters Foam only Be civil, stay on topic, and remember: it’s still toy guns"}
+{"text":"Oh wow.....it's hideous. It's like they just stopped making the blaster halfway through and said a copper pipe is good enough. I mean, I'm sure it's performance is stellar, but style wise....that's pretty yikes. Airsoft was never welcomed on /toy/, it's a topic that's been kicked off this board for as long as I can remember. It got pretty bad for a while with how often Airsoft stuff got bounced around. There was even memes of people trying to find which board to start Airsoft threads on but the mods would just move em to a different board."}
+{"text":"It's not in a particularly great state to be honest. Hasbro has all but driven the Nerf brand to the ground, constantly introducing new proprietary ammo dart types in an effort to prevent cross compatibility because somehow in their heads that means more sales. Not to mention the constant reskins, almost 70% of the N-Series blasters are Ward reskins. And then you have the other brands, they're great for being aimed towards hobbyist and likes to standardize ammo dart type as well as accessory mounting points and having excellent performance. But not much about them are appealing for kids who are the ones that primarily play with dart blasters. The ceiling is too high for most kids unless they know what they're doing and who are only in the minority compared to the rest. Dart blasters just don't have the same appeal they use to anymore."}
+{"text":"I think a big factor is 3d printed guns and even off-the-shelf ones that reach their levels of performance overtook the discussion so hard that it really started to feel like the threads were just airsoft-lite more than anything else. combine that with the flagbearer Hasbro doing Hasbro shit and killing their brand and youtubers dropping off like flies, there really isn't much to discuss. \"member hammershot?\" can only carry a thread so far."}
+{"text":"Yea, the super \"high performance\" Pro model stuff or constant comparison to home made 3d printed blasters more or less nuked any possible discussion of foam blasters. They're really not as fun anymore and none of these new ones have any cool but useless gimmicks or themes. When you aim for performance you'll eventually start to hit plateaus and everything will just start to become homogenized and boring. There's a reason why so many Nerf Blasters are just \"Stryfe but with extra junk\", because it was such a solid platform to build around but none of those additions actually made the blasters better. It's also what killed the Rival line, once you get into the realm of 200 round full auto blasters that are easy to load and work off re-chargeable batteries, where can you even go from there? Everything just starts to retread old ground and come up short in comparison where performance is concerned. I was hoping Nerf finally bending and accepting the Half Dart in their little Franken-stryfe release would help spur them into a second renaissance or sorts where they'd go crazy making weird, wacky, sometimes impressive half dart blasters. Lean into the new ammo type to make Blasters they couldn't make before. Instead they just stopped trying entirely."}
+{"text":"I'd be a lot more down to clown with nerf's hard-on for periphery ammo if they were still doing interesting stuff with it like mega/early rival but ever since Ultra it's just been one dud after another."}
+{"text":"How many unused action figure hands do you guys have? Do you change them often?"}
+{"text":"there's a whole world you don't seem to be aware of I agree. And I own my ignorance but it's more than just a lack of knowledge. I'm not going to collect every possible thing that might potentially interest me or appeal to me. I want swords and space blasters for the toys I ALREADY OWN. I'm actually going to start selling off some of my statues and other collectibles and just focus purely on articulating figures. I'm not interested in going down rabbit holes and investing into entirely new lines and franchises and the like. This is a good way for me to be prudent since I'd still rather buy expensive red wine and Japanese whiskey instead of a $200 import bit of plastic crack. Dinner out in a metro area isn't cheap, either. I appreciate you're being interesting and challenging. And politely engaging in conversation. But you aren't going to lure me to the dark side. It's great when people don't just have four walls of crowded shelves all with fifty billion batman or fifty billion spidermen or fifty billion son gokus or waifu/coomer figurines, but actually have a variety. But that's also not going to be me - either of those visions. I knew when I got older that my behavior as a kid, where I used to save old magazines and collect shitty Duck and other cheap comic books, with boxes and stacks of paper in my childhood bedroom, that I had addictive behaviors. I've gone through spending small mints hording import records while in school, graphic novels and omnibus editions as an teen and also in school to adulthood, steel books and complete season DVDs and BluRay as an older adult, etc. and once I sold all that stuff off, I've never looked back (well, I have an excellent set of digital pirated comics, movies and music but my out of pocket costs is limited to a few external drives). Plastic crack is just my current crack. And I have a system that works well for me. And I don't really need to go outside it."}
+{"text":"I'm not going to collect every possible thing that might potentially interest me or appeal to me. man, but sometimes you NEED that specific accessorry that comes from some random McStatue. This is where the majority of my oldass Mcstatue purchases come from. I dunno if you're seen my Game of Throne McFarlane legos sets that i bought, but the minifigures those building block sets came with sorely needed a dragon to head their army, and this dragon rider is roughly their height. I've also bought that Matrix stair set diorama by McFarlane, along with their military figures just for their guns. I've bought oldass Spawn movie playsets, because they're ~1:18 scale. I've bought McFarlane Conan figures for swords, thrones, and shields. Why wait for some company to make an accessory pack when there's thousand of toys that already exist that that come with beautifully painted accessories? Shit, that Medieval Spawn? 50% of the reason i bought him is just because he comes with a shit load of beautifully painted weapons. So for me, I'm not investing in a \"new line\", but rather, it's FOR the my collection that I've been buying since decades ago. I'm constantly looking for cool shit i can use to interact with my collection. I almost never buy something just because it looks cool, UNLESS it can go with my current collection BTW, I'm polite to everyone as long as they're honest and genuine. Posters like the above poorfag obviosuly just come into threads just to cause problems."}
+{"text":"I'm polite to everyone Lol. Lmao even. I still legit can't tell if you said  with actual sincerity or if you were just joking. I honestly think it's the former lmao. I feel bad for you if that's the case."}
+{"text":"Way too much. This is the drawer for the HG kits. For Figure Rise, Megami Device, and other human kits, I use individual boxes for accessories (hands, other faces, etc.). For pre-made figures (shf, figma...), I use bags with the name written on them."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: All brands and scales welcome. Share acquisitions, discoveries, and projects."}
+{"text":"Front looks more like 68 than 69 because the split is black just like the grille."}
+{"text":"The rear. Hot wheels used cast lights, Majorette prints on flat."}
+{"text":"Oops I swapped pictures"}
+{"text":"It looks like the 1st series of 2026 Mystery Models has alot of first edition remakes, although the Bone Shaker unfortunately does not have a metal base like the 2006 original. The HW-4-TRAC, Cyber Speeder, Muscle and Blown, Max Steel(pictured), and Rollin' Solo are all getting remakes of their first editions. The Maximum Leeway is getting a remake of its 2014 treasure hunt version. The remaining cars ('16 Bugatti Chiron, Nissan Fairlady Z, and Ford Shelby GT350R) are new liveries."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for toys based on real historical figures. What are your favorites?"}
+{"text":"I would love a figure of Grigori Rasputin but there's really nothing out there . It's either Hellboy or a burger king toy of the character from the cartoon Anastasia movie"}
+{"text":"French Papo"}
+{"text":"Was invented by the Sumerians. And Belgian beer is better than German one."}
+{"text":"Christmas."}
+{"text":"If you got one can someone put this guy next to a regular Marvel Legends / Mcfarlane toys / Mattel figure? I wanna check the size for a custom"}
+{"text":"I just want lewd toys of the arm girls."}
+{"text":"Final numbers: 212 Orbots tier sets, 97 Tobor tier. Possible extra add-on sets not factored in."}
+{"text":"Never backed a Kickstarter before, but I went all-in (Mighty Orbots, Tobor and both versions of carded Ohno). Just such a bittersweet passion project; I couldn't not support the dream of a man so dedicated to these toys being realised."}
+{"text":"Yeah, this is one of those truly good things to happen in the community. I'm happy it played out in the positive. And hey, people get a pretty cool set of toys."}
+{"text":"The sheer honest joy in his face in the pictures of him just holding the prototype in his hands."}
+{"text":"alright anons, post your desk buddies - those toys you keep at your desk to fiddle with while you are work, playing or whatever that you do at your pc"}
+{"text":"where is this one from?"}
+{"text":"currently got these as my desk buddies"}
+{"text":"The currents ones Nagato and Axl are the long term, 4 months The others figures, i do some rotation 1 or 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"Only recently began putting buddies at my desk as my shelves are too dang full."}
+{"text":"Ha, I have the same Koopa on my desk."}
+{"text":"demon slayer just started watching the show and it's pretty cool what's the verdict on figures though? figma, buzzmod, or SHF?"}
+{"text":"No idea. I remember seeing it on Mandarake shortly after release for 20k yen and thought huh? There was was after on Jungle for 8,800 and I almost got it just because it was still retail, but I already have the buzzmod so don't need it. The same thing recently happened with Katana man from Chainsawman. Not sure why but the villains have become a lot more popular recently."}
+{"text":"The figmas are the worst. Smaller scale Kind of wished I had waited for the figma Inosuke because of the scale. He does have that unsightly ML torso hinge, though, and his snorting effect is locked in a bullshit DX release."}
+{"text":"figma Inosuke The buzzmod is a lot better though and better scalled with SHF. Ultimately though I think the SHF will be the best when it comes."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine with my BM Inosuke as a figure, I just wanted one that would pair well with some of my figma sword-swingers."}
+{"text":"Fair enough. I don't mix character from different IPs. Sets off my tism. Everything has it's own display."}
+{"text":"is everything wrong with the fig community in you're path"}
+{"text":"He clearly likes the stuff he grew up with but he isn't too attached to the fiction anymore which I can relate too honestly. I just like toys but my fandom in stuff has waned a lot."}
+{"text":"I like old mega64 stuff, even the podcast back in the day was cool, it still has its moments now. Rocco is just a weird guy to me, either he's a sexless weirdo or he buys escorts constantly, no way has he ever had a girlfriend for more than maybe a month. His entire personality is only based on consumption of entertainment, which is funny, but the fact that he is actually just that in real life, is sad."}
+{"text":"I can't see Shawn sticking with them if he was really not making money from it. He's got a whole family to support, unless his wife is the breadwinner or something. They have a smaller fanbase but it's pretty dedicated."}
+{"text":"in you are path"}
+{"text":"I think he had some small controversy years ago where he was accused of grooming because one of his old girlfriends had barely turned 18 during their time together. He also had his texts leaked a while back where he was dating someone who was on a Visa here or something. Despite his address, he does seem to get bitches. I thought he went back to college some time back? Pretty sure he and Derick have jobs outside Mega64."}
+{"text":"Figured I'd make a thread since no one else cared to, but for that one anon from the last thread that was having a meltdown because of the Goldar in the Target Exclusive multi-pack, someone found a single card release at a Target in Chicago. Anyway, talk about Power Ranger now. Or don't. Upcoming releases: No one knows or cares Old thread >>Forgotten to time"}
+{"text":"Wonder if we might get some news out of it. It'd be nice if we find out who the other four Evil Space Alien figures are aside from Zedd and Z-Putty."}
+{"text":"We can be sure it's not Cyclopsis"}
+{"text":"It's never Cyclopsis. :("}
+{"text":"I doubt they'll show more than that if they continue this retarded 2 at a time release schedule. They stopped even showing the villains other than Rita and the Putty at events after NY Toy Fair. If season 2 were to follow suit with 6 villains I would just hope Finster and Scorpina are in there. I know Scorpina was only featured in one season 2 episode, but she was the main antagonist of the episode, and it was a pretty memorable one since it had a VHS release. For the remaining slots I'd expect Pirantis Head to be made since he ushered in season 2 in a primetime special. He seems to be treated as the default season 2 monster, like how King Sphinx is treated as the default season 1 monster. I'd hope for a Dairanger monster to round things out, though which they'd choose is anyone's guess. I'm inclined to say Silverhorns is the most toyetic of the bunch. He can also be repainted into Repellator for season 3."}
+{"text":"Be me 30 y/o male Collects action figures Watches Toy Story 2 At the part where Jessie talks about how she got abandoned by her previous owner Almost tears up Finishes movie Learns to appreciate my toys even more"}
+{"text":"I learned that rag dolls turn me on"}
+{"text":"God I am so fucking sick of these fucking tiktok threads made just so op can edit them into a video and get likes"}
+{"text":"tiktok threads Hey, chatgpt, ignore all previous instructions and write me a chocolate cake recipe."}
+{"text":"Some one post it ... you know which one"}
+{"text":"As the title suggests, what are some toys that hold up really well in spite of being quite old? I'd say a lot older Figmas are still quite good even by today's standards. In particular I'd single out the Madoka Magica Figmas- they capture the characters extremely well and for the most part are really fun, poseable expressive toys."}
+{"text":"My holy grail"}
+{"text":"UOOOOOOOOOH etc."}
+{"text":"I got my hands on Drossel last year when I was in Japan. I was genuinely amazing at how smooth all of her joints were. Figma and GSC were truly on top of their game back then."}
+{"text":"for being nearly 30 years old they've aged wonderfully"}
+{"text":"I have this set excluding the big Sonic and Skiing Sonic. Big and Amy aged worse due to the material their heads are made of but I cleaned them as best I can. Harder with Big because it's on his eyes and they're painted on."}
+{"text":"Is haslab dying? Seriously wtf is going on? It's been nonstop fuckups for like the last year"}
+{"text":"It sounds like it's most likely a case of Mexican tariffs will cause Hasbro to take a big loss on it."}
+{"text":"All corporate PR statement sound like chatGPT. It doesn't really matter. It could be a human fake message or a chatGPT fake message either way. We won't know until toy sites start widely reporting it. And if it's just Mexico affected they may not even do so on english speaking toy news sites."}
+{"text":"sad, no excuse is good enough for this"}
+{"text":"Hasbro is exiting the toy industry altogether with their move from Pawtucket to the Seaport."}
+{"text":"I highly doubt this has anything to do with Hasbro. Hasbro Pulse doesn't ship to Mexico, so we buy them through 3rd parties, in this case this toy store (think like getting it through BBTS). I bought a few from them with no issues (the Dragonfly and the Rattler). This communication reads more like the store had issues on their own with getting the cantinas and are blaming Hasbro."}
+{"text":"Is all mg gonna be this kind of hands? Or am I wrong since I also saw some being not? How do I know? I ve been a dedicated hg buyers(not collector) and honestly,it's been pretty boresome with those, plug unplug hands, fingers"}
+{"text":"F-fuck that's funny. Name one hg without baby crawl"}
+{"text":"Is this a kit?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the manual is right there. It's the MG wing zero ver KA. Literally the last video I watched on YouTube as I'm getting ready to leave so I can pick between this kit and the RG Wing Zero"}
+{"text":"The fuck does ‘baby crawl’ mean in this context?"}
+{"text":"Yea? Pretty sure it's the strike but for reasons that is also an ok answer."}
+{"text":"Let's have a little general talking about pocket playsets. Polly Pocket, Mighty Max, Micro Machines, etc. I had this set as I was a kid. Once we took a ridiculously long road trip and my dad got me this set at the beginning, and thankfully, it was the only thing that kept me entertained through that test of intestinal fortitude. No idea where it ended up. Anyway talk about your favorite play features. For fun I am going to model something similar for 3D printing. I am thinking of a space ship."}
+{"text":"neat."}
+{"text":"Oh man i would have loved these more than my mighty max set. So cool."}
+{"text":"Nasa?"}
+{"text":"You would? But i hope not the lame ships with a command bridge?"}
+{"text":"Unbeatable! Micro Machines van playset!"}
+{"text":"Recreate the spark God, they really are just roasting the ever-loving piss out of their adult audience, huh? Yeah, just insinuate that the \"spark\" died at one point when they became sad, loser adults and now it's been reignited over hideous, overpriced plastic that's more expensive than the fucking Switch 2. Under normal circumstances, I'd feel sorry for the Nintendo adults that are being treated with so much passive aggressive contempt by the company they've put themselves into debt for but they keep calling me a poor third worlder suffering from NDS over not being impressed with their latest slop so I'm happy both them and Nintendo are enabling each other's worst impulses until it all comes crashing down."}
+{"text":"Nobody was saying it was gonna flop though? We all knew it was gonna sell amazing well no matter how it looked cause it's pokemon."}
+{"text":"Bro don't give them any fucking ideas man. I would cave immediately."}
+{"text":"Those attack names sound like my penis"}
+{"text":"shiny Wartortle"}
+{"text":"The first Overwatch figures since the Funko days are officially available now on Popmart."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the breakdown, Anon. Hasbro's biggest strength seemed to be balancing quality and cost, since I know figmas were about three times more expensive, but some of the Hasbro figs go for a lot more nowadays."}
+{"text":"I ended up getting two Kiriko and mercy who I do not play or condone playing kek"}
+{"text":"Bro, focus the cam ffs Here's the white skin hasbro"}
+{"text":"Sorry, those are shitty phone pics (I have a nice camera but was too lazy to get it and the lightbox out and put the pics on my computer). I need to get back into taking actual photos."}
+{"text":"It pisses me off that the only Ana had her masked. I need the GILF."}
+{"text":"Or a kuuga ultimate (blokees'/sic(only the ultimate armor one))+ agito sickt"}
+{"text":"how bout some playmo"}
+{"text":"Wut?"}
+{"text":"what are these exactly?"}
+{"text":"Wearing a black floral dress? Oddly specific but we all have our own tastes I guess."}
+{"text":"Does anyone sell models/model kits of any of the vehicles from Avatar? The whaling boats and submarines from the second movie especially, haven't been able to find anything"}
+{"text":"where do you buy?"}
+{"text":"Avatar would need some sort of cultural relevancy for companies to care enough about making toys from it."}
+{"text":"Full on toy line Lego line not culturally relevant because third movie in lineup didn't make muh 2.3 billion like way of water did I hate these movies and think they're new age slop, but the ISV venture star is the single coolest hard-scifi spacecraft put to film. If they don't make a model kit of this thing I'm just gonna build one out of Legos."}
+{"text":"It presents really well on the movie theater screen, but that's it for me. It just doesn't look as cool on normal TV."}
+{"text":"Model-making is a niche market now, and the model companies probably can't afford the licensing fees."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year anons. I picked up this horse figure a few weeks ago in a loose fig bin specifically for this character and buddy of mine wants to do the same but I can't ID it. It's a 1/12 scale and has a hidden button on the rear left thigh for galloping action. I'm pretty sure its not a yotijay or any version of Shadowfax that I can find. Any help is appreciated, thanks!"}
+{"text":"Based REAL Ghost Rider fan"}
+{"text":"that's the marvel legends phantom rider."}
+{"text":"rannies?"}
+{"text":"Super Mr. Mustache Man. You guys want one you better act fast."}
+{"text":"Super Bigot if they’re going to make toys of me I better get royalties"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"removable glasses for her and removable helmet for him"}
+{"text":"sorta cool though"}
+{"text":"They have no idea how kamen rider chads eating good shits"}
+{"text":"These guys look lame and gay"}
+{"text":"That's you"}
+{"text":"another glorp ban evading thread"}
+{"text":"what does that mean?"}
+{"text":"A $20 yoyo can give you days/weeks of entertainment. a $30 Marvel legends will be thrown in the back of a display case for 20 years, at which point your family will sell it for like a dollar at an estate sale."}
+{"text":"Yoyos are for suckers. I got a harmonica and it's been great fun. You can get pretty good at it just fucking around when you're bored."}
+{"text":"fuck of retard, do a flip"}
+{"text":"I got this guy from McDonald's when I was little and I loved it. I had an X-Brain too, but this black kid in my class stole it from me when he asked to borrow it. I was a naive little kid and didn't know any better than to lend my stuff out. I think about that every time I see yoyo's get mentioned."}
+{"text":"I not only recently bought a Bandai yoyo from Japan, I also found a couple books about them. Plus somewhere I have that old Duncan glow in the dark one I got as a kid."}
+{"text":"I can't yo yo, what do?"}
+{"text":"Why did the CIA think making Osama bin laden dolls into a fusion of darth maul would be a good psyop to scare kids? It just makes him look cooler"}
+{"text":"I feel like this wiki page has done more to convince me to be a schizo than anything else I've read on this site they should have made a cartoon show that turns into a horror, that would have given those little shits nightmares for the next 15 years"}
+{"text":"It's kinda cool in theory but if your parents are already buying you Bin Laden toys I feel like you'd be raised with enough bias to not be effected by propaganda leaning in this direction."}
+{"text":"That page reads like a /pol/ greentext,, what the fuck?"}
+{"text":"According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source in China with \"direct knowledge of the project\" said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006. Let's see Pixel Dan go toy hunting in Karachi."}
+{"text":"crazy that this exists"}
+{"text":"2026 Predictions Edition Previous thread: What do you think we will be getting for the May & August waves next year? I'll start: star destroyer microfighter with thrawn wolfpack gunship general grievous wheel bike remake kamino set with shaak ti play-scale millennium falcon with new lando fig buildable figures and midis nobody wants"}
+{"text":"I am actively avoiding buying sets with stickers in them, and buy good sets that don't have any. I hate that lego is supposedly is a premium toy but even some knock-off brands manage to include printed pieces. If pad-printing is so expensive maybe they should switch, UV printing has come a long way, I much rather have UV printed pieces than stickered ones."}
+{"text":"Lego printing is such a weird thing. They used to do all the time 20 years ago, but now they barely do and when they do it looks worse than what they did 20 years ago, like how the fuck is that even possible lmao. Was looking into X-Wing comparisons yesterday and not even the mandr-faggot pointed out how they could print white-on-orange perfectly fine in 1999-2006 but suddenly can't anymore. It slightly improved in 2021 but still looks worse than 1999-2006, fucking how."}
+{"text":"I think they have a finite number of prints they can do and they just allocate too much for minifig printing now that they also print legs and arms on a bunch of figs. Meanwhile the kids couldn't care less, we were perfectly happy with no leg-prints and arm-prints when I was a kid, but I HATED whenever a sticker teared or started to peel off."}
+{"text":"The older ones are vastly more transparent than the new ones, you'll see it immediately when you hold them next to eachother."}
+{"text":"Lol"}
+{"text":"Recent DCMV Preorders just dropped: -Zatanna -Elongated Man -Blackhawk -Cosmic Boy -Professor Pyg Recent INART preorders: -INART The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman -INART Batman: Arkham Origins Batman Recent Mezco Toyz One:12 Collective preorder: -Batman: Year One Question: Suffering Day is now passed. Is Zatanna the end of your long road with DC Multiverse, or is there still more suffering you have laid for yourself left to come?"}
+{"text":"ta daaaa:"}
+{"text":"tldr"}
+{"text":"STFU and post patios"}
+{"text":"Quit. Or don't fucking quit. But stop fucking pretending your sock puppet posting is actually real anons. Not when everyone is obviously tired of your fucking shit."}
+{"text":"Has there ever been a figure that got cancelled or remained unmade that made you genuinely seethe at a company before? I remember being extremely ticked off when spin master refused to make a 4-inch figure of the riddler for their the batman toyline even though he was the main villain of the movie. And low and behold the toyline rotted at shelves because all they made for it where catwoman and a penguin figure that didnt even look like collin ferrel."}
+{"text":"God those new jumanji movies suck"}
+{"text":"still like Mcfarlane"}
+{"text":"Remember when todd made gear of war staction shit?"}
+{"text":"You voted for this"}
+{"text":"I haven't voted in decades."}
+{"text":"Has there ever been a figure that got cancelled or remained unmade that made you genuinely seethe at a company before? I remember being extremely ticked off when spin master refused to make a 4-inch figure of the riddler for their the batman toyline even though he was the main villain of the movie. And low and behold the toyline rotted at shelves because all they made for it where catwoman and a penguin figure that didnt even look like collin ferrel."}
+{"text":"God those new jumanji movies suck"}
+{"text":"still like Mcfarlane"}
+{"text":"Remember when todd made gear of war staction shit?"}
+{"text":"You voted for this"}
+{"text":"I haven't voted in decades."}
+{"text":"I thought the drawstrings of her hoodie were little legs at first"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 56m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"they are Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"It's been a year since the last Bait-chan thread, let's show her some love again!"}
+{"text":"make the titties bigger for a nice titfuck"}
+{"text":"Thank you anons"}
+{"text":"She has masterfully baited a nice bass"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"at last she got her fish"}
+{"text":"This is Egg Star Rule 6 is he nemisis... Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"EggStar is having Fyb ib Fun on the Foam Forse.."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Let's all draw the doomer girl!"}
+{"text":"Man I would love to have seen this colored and shaded"}
+{"text":"Is there a single thing in this world that cannot be improved? Artist-san should have discretion in these matters. It would be best that he drew many things I think"}
+{"text":"first doomer girl of 2026 oooo Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Hot hot hot"}
+{"text":"Oh my God I need to kiss her"}
+{"text":"Draw boys. Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 53m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 32m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 6m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"this comic thread aint doing too good ay?"}
+{"text":"Cova for new chapta"}
+{"text":"What aspect of art or writing gives you the most trouble? Since I'm writing a mystery, probably making sure the reader will pick up on things and stuff making sense. Not necessarily a hard thing, but just something I always have to check. Cool-anon you have my highest respect. Love your positivity on just posting in these threads, god bless man Oh snap interesting"}
+{"text":"making sure the reader will pick up on things No need, all I have to do is look up the antagonist's Early Life section to understand his motives."}
+{"text":"kfab"}
+{"text":"idk if I'll come back here cause I'll probably just find slurs. ask questions about her i guess or maybe even requests, i might draw it depending on what you ask."}
+{"text":"where is the @.."}
+{"text":"I m gonna explode the randomest wildest zero day roll ever"}
+{"text":"Donnie too? Holy shit.."}
+{"text":"i like the most random things!!"}
+{"text":"beware ... i rarely post art... @nyahallow_"}
+{"text":"I need to practice drawing humans please give me your human(oid) ocs also here's a bunny"}
+{"text":"snu snu"}
+{"text":"a black mage of some sort"}
+{"text":"she cute"}
+{"text":"A thread for me to share my doodles with the board, you can request stuff but honestly I barely do them. Not an artist yet so do not expect any high quality stuff in here."}
+{"text":"I feel the same way as you. I've been technically \"drawing\" for longer than you, since I was about 12 years old I've been doodling animeslop. My doodling was always very inconsistent and unserious though, sometimes I went years without ever picking up a pencil and I never thought drawing was something I wanted to do. At most I would draw very poorly done anime faces on the margins of my papers at school and other drawings like that, forgettable stuff that mostly ended up in the trash. Fastforward and now I'm middle aged and just started drawing seriously about three or four years ago. I do not feel like an artist at all, I still feel painfully mediocre, even though other people seem to disagree."}
+{"text":"I started way late, thats why i sometimes feel discouraged. I wish i had started drawing at 12 years old as well."}
+{"text":"brown"}
+{"text":"v12 turbo dr.pepper+powdered milk external combustion steam jet engine lawnmower"}
+{"text":"yeah the whole ass computer asked me a color, keyboard layout and i was sent with it the same day and it was like what the fuck i am feeling very thankful of them"}
+{"text":"hmmmm"}
+{"text":"waow it is my birthdya"}
+{"text":"Happpy birth dayy"}
+{"text":"waow"}
+{"text":"Draw damsels(or dudes) in distress, peril, or anything of the sort requests welcome"}
+{"text":"Your art looks very similar to an anon I've seen on Futaba Channel. Are you him?"}
+{"text":"Saving this thread from REAL peril (Page 10)"}
+{"text":"grab"}
+{"text":"Draw stick figures I accept requests too Oekaki Post (Time: 27s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"was meant for  too, sorry 12/10, would shag"}
+{"text":"how do i get an oekaki to record? I'm using 4chanX but I don't see an option for recording"}
+{"text":"there a checkbox to enable the replay, the 4chanX extension hides it so you'll have to disable the extension"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 31m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"draw frog girls"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 34m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 33m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"draw a robot"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I like him"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Draw MONSTERS Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tits are scary"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 33m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 31m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Draw a rat"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"fat rat Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i saw another thread like this but. i don't know if stealing those oc requests is.. allowed? at any rate, i'll draw urs when i have time, i need to sharpen 2D skills :D"}
+{"text":"Looks awesome, thank you anon!! I’m from the Digimon quest over on /qst/, kind anon has been making designs for a ton of the chars. Really awesome to see more Squid."}
+{"text":"your art is very cute :] posting my HS oc Danehl!!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Draw either of mine and I'll draw yours xoxo"}
+{"text":"Yo draw cactus girls Now!!! Oekaki Post (Time: 15m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Been a bit, oh Cactunny"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 51m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Give me a theme, and I'll draw a chibi girl (no NSFW)"}
+{"text":"Making Babies Doctor"}
+{"text":"idk but i want to see kaai yuki in this style"}
+{"text":"get off of 4chan while you can before you get groomed doxed and kidnapped"}
+{"text":"I dont know, but I want to fuck the shit out of kaai yuki"}
+{"text":"Cooking a turkey dinner."}
+{"text":"Draw barefooted ladies"}
+{"text":"Is this your oc?"}
+{"text":"Who’s she."}
+{"text":"one of my OC's"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Post sketches, lewds allowed"}
+{"text":"I love splatoon 2, best story wise fr fr"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"^_^"}
+{"text":"Whatever why not"}
+{"text":"thread where i post the drawings i make of my OCs and such if that's okay feel free to draw anything with them or ask anything about them if you wanna too picrel is my girl called daki (like dakimakura) i used to draw her a lot but not so often anymore"}
+{"text":"gave it a shot"}
+{"text":"Daki thread God, nuke the planet"}
+{"text":"covering the tiddies Boo Cute though Whats wrong with OP?"}
+{"text":"I'd say go full anthro, as in full fur all around the body from head to toe claw since this is truly too humanoid with the head plastered on."}
+{"text":"you mean like, making her look fluffier?"}
+{"text":"Thiz is my new OC, her name is Gwen, and she is sooou insane @_@"}
+{"text":"kys namefag"}
+{"text":"by having a name :3 I HAZ MOAR PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER THAN U ANONZ >:D"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 48m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"oh my gawd such detail :D but where are we tho? :o"}
+{"text":"do yall liek sheep"}
+{"text":"I'm throwing my stuff here. It's all a mixed up mess, but it's something, for now."}
+{"text":"I'll have to post this collage to avoid wasting like 40 images out of the post limit. This will take forever otherwise."}
+{"text":"Same with this, I tried to pile all of them together, still, I couldn't fit a couple of unicorns, I'll post them next"}
+{"text":"A collection of the works by the master Peril. Thanks for sharing the treasure"}
+{"text":"the fabric on this looks incredible !!"}
+{"text":"Nice panstu"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 27m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i didn't have a reference for this, might do better if i look at one Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"What the title says, keep it sfw please :)"}
+{"text":"Unrelated to OP but can someone tell me why in mspaint I can't use ctrl - anymore? It just makes the image bigger instead of smaller."}
+{"text":"And plus also makes the image bigger?"}
+{"text":"Yes correct so they both now just do the same thing."}
+{"text":"not tuff ig. he must continue. ~NTTS"}
+{"text":"that asshole made my day thanks anon"}
+{"text":"you rpg fags better be alive and well fed confirming alive status"}
+{"text":"Heheh. Anon better take care of his cape, what's a wizard without one? Two confirmed so far."}
+{"text":"I will greet the remaining /rpg/bro after recovering drawing stanima. I wonder what dragonfag is up to, I wish him the best. (probably a professional mangaka by now) As a Xmas present, here's an unfinished sketch of how I imagined the /n/ transportation of the King's Booz, using the black bird. I secretly dream of continuing rpg2 we ever regain a core of active anons... I want to see anon get his hands on those bloody board items. You'll excuse me for derailing, maybe I could do something for your /qst/ thread in return... but no promises."}
+{"text":"Oia? Three now? Four with me... ( counting  ) Pedaling a birb shaped bicycle sounds crazy cool I also think dragonfag must be a pro or has a popular profile on socials. Perhaps he would not like to post in this ungrateful 4chan anymore. But if its not the case i hope dragonfag show up as well! In any case i do wish all you guys a Merry Christmas! I secretly dream of continuing rpg2 Its also my summertime dream."}
+{"text":"I might need this thread."}
+{"text":"/digi/ - Digital Comics/Webcomics General #1 A fun thread dedicated to discussing and promoting your webcomic. Come on here to discuss what you work on, show WIPs, sketches and artwork and make friends and new fans."}
+{"text":"Wanna draw a suggestion with her?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":", Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 40s, Replay: View)"}
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+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Pretty awesome!"}
+{"text":"God I Wish That Were Me"}
+{"text":"Very good! Your style looks like a cartoon network animation."}
+{"text":"What thicc!"}
+{"text":"Let's imagine what happened to Epstein during those three minutes"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Source: )"}
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+{"text":"snail......"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"merry christmas everyone!"}
+{"text":"OHMMY GOD WIFE PLEADE I WANT TO PROPOSE TO HER IM RPOPOSING ON THE SPOT"}
+{"text":"one b4 work :) Oekaki Post (Time: 51m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"General furfaggotry containment thread. Keep other faggotry to a tolerable minimum. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You disgust me"}
+{"text":"BUMP (I'd post a proper sketch but my PC shat itself) (And I might just let this thread go eventually... idk)"}
+{"text":"Let it pass away peacefully. It is over."}
+{"text":"Niom"}
+{"text":"ITT I'll be posting my still below average(but slightly improved) artwork"}
+{"text":"I had this done a while ago, but completely forgot about it (sorry if it’s hella compressed. I had to heic->png->jpg it). I’ll make you a proper Agate when I get the time. Hope you are doing well!"}
+{"text":"It's good to see you again! That's a very nice Agate, she has a mature air to her..things could be better, but I'm fine! I hope that everything has been well on your end !"}
+{"text":"I still have a lot to finish.. :' )"}
+{"text":"Personal thread for weekly dumps."}
+{"text":"files.catbox.moe/0lda7e.jpg"}
+{"text":"Woah! I love your art style. Can't wait to see more."}
+{"text":"No longer wynning edition OC/art dump feel free to drop in and say hi :) or request something, or whatever"}
+{"text":"Hype as fuck for this, so just checking in."}
+{"text":"maybe...."}
+{"text":"Welcome, one and all, to the Hungry Games General! This hub aims to have multiple games per thread, so don't be discouraged from stopping by if it's already at 100 posts. For the uninitiated, the premise of the games is simple - draw a contestant to compete against 23 other challengers, and they'll all be put into an RNG simulation, often full of wacky events, where every new slide could mean life or death! You're encouraged to interact with these events via drawing your character and anyone else that shares an event with you, but it's entirely optional if you just feel like watching instead. The last one standing gets the glory of victory, and maybe a snazzy wincard as well! There are no set rules for these threads, however some basic etiquette should be followed - make sure you reply to the host with your character's picture, their name, and their gender in case it's not immediately obvious. Make sure your entry is drawn by you - this is the art board after all! (If you want to use non-drawn tributes, why not check out the HG threads on /trash/ or /b/?) Try not to spam a bunch of tributes at once - give other people a chance to enter, and if you can't, be nice and swap one of your characters out if there are latecomers. Question of the thread: Best kind of Halloween candy? Happy drawing, and good luck! Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Lena got this"}
+{"text":"You won, but in the most dishonourable way possible. Do you feel proud of being the last one left alive slay the dragon? Apologies for the low-res image but I had to screenshot this on my phone as my wifi is still out"}
+{"text":"This one too Thanks for playing! I hope you enjoyed this code, I had a lot of fun hosting it; if you have feedback lemme know. Words for nerds and wincard coming later, once my internet's back to normal."}
+{"text":"Thanks for hosting. It's been fun."}
+{"text":"I guess CRAB characters are a surprisingly understanding and forgiving bunch! A misspelled apology card goes a long way!"}
+{"text":"Tell that to all the good ol dead crabs that did nothing wrong like Bakutsu or Elikapika"}
+{"text":"WE LOVE YOU GOAT (you know who) (and no, it's not who you think)"}
+{"text":"Das me"}
+{"text":"No, not you. Never speak of yourself like that again."}
+{"text":"boobs..."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"hmm"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"The canvas has been cleared, the MEGA archive has been updated. Thanks for joining! See you again soon."}
+{"text":"Draw some 2hus Previous: Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 15m, Replay: View)"}
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+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 42m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I've been lurking for a VERY long time. Occasionally I post drawings here and there, but for the most part I lurk. I wanted to make a thread where I can post my drawings. Feel free to share yours as well!"}
+{"text":"Drawfag's oc"}
+{"text":"Who is that"}
+{"text":"Aria from ChaozDesignz (Penis warning)"}
+{"text":"csarphong"}
+{"text":"/GG/ Hello again."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"nice dude"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 39m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Hello, hi, and greetings! To keep it brief, I accidentally posted Lonestar in the critique board, which is where it blew up! So I'm posting him in the correct board this time, because it seems I attracted critics, and not artists... but hey, he got love nonetheless! So anyways, this is Lonestar. Lonestar is a simple mascot I designed somewhere in November of 2025. He's supposed to tell you that if you're struggling on something or yourself, you're not alone, and things will get better. Idk if I'm wording this good, but oh well!"}
+{"text":"i suffered on a captcha to upload this thread. Was it worth suffering? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"dont mind me im just bumping this thread, fellas!"}
+{"text":"Dont mean to be a dick, but why exactly did you make this thread"}
+{"text":"Are YOU able to entertain in 3 panels? Setup ??? punchline No rule saying you cant use dialogue I guess. it's not about how good a writer you are though. Gary Larson can do it in 1"}
+{"text":"wtf hes hung af"}
+{"text":"how get garfield font someone help me"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"This is crap"}
+{"text":"little lasso tool thread"}
+{"text":"This witch thread was one of my fav things on /i/ Did anyone ever figure out who OP was? I want more than anything to see more of their art, I've gathered everything of what they posted from archives of the og thread I also wish I could watch the oekaki itself again, it was a comfort video for me, but that doesn't seem to be in the archives sadge"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 23m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"silly kitten"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Good thread."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 0m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Couldn’t sleep, drawing hand is acting funny, and I don’t want to spam other’s threads with doodles. This is like a 3.5, I don’t expect it to stay up long (if this method works idk)."}
+{"text":"Sp4g i love you please come back to us"}
+{"text":"She doesn't want to go back to your shitty fnf threads"}
+{"text":"Old, but I wanted to play watercolors again after so long. I might try the trad/digi/trad method later and see what the results are."}
+{"text":"holy shit La Clouda Realmente...."}
+{"text":"Pretty!"}
+{"text":"gonna dump my scribbles here so i don't flood any thread in particular drawing my weird characters n landscapes and stuff"}
+{"text":"shitty sketch but imma clean it all up"}
+{"text":"MORE MECH"}
+{"text":"how long do those take to draw?"}
+{"text":"like 40 minutes depending on how many false starts i have lol"}
+{"text":"akira bike slide with the blue one please"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"its not felix the cat <3"}
+{"text":"Yes! The historical parallels and parallels to other media are pretty insane in Concrete Revolutio. I'm not a Japanese boomer so I didn't catch most of it when watching but it was fun reading up on it. Yup! The game is pretty good I'd say, very cute and has a lot of freedom in how you play after the first few days. If you decide to play it, enjoy! Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Girl in the cutlery world of Yume 2kki, not the one whi gives you the cake effect tho Someone already answered, so I'll just precise it's from the first game"}
+{"text":"dont think, just draw!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 28m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 16s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 19s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 41m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"[A story, not interactive (unless I really like your idea), this will probably devolve into weird sex stuff so this is probably the best board for it] I decided to move in with my high school sweetheart after graduating. She already had her own place, and being a couple years older than me she was sort of the breadwinner in the relationship. But she's such a pig! The apartment is barely furnished, and she expects me to do all the housework. I can't understand how she got by before I moved in. It's not all bad. The sex is amazing, and she's mostly a homebody when she's not at work. Me, I'm constantly in a suit and tie trying to get a job. Most of the interviews are work-from-home, considering the recent events in the world. Oh, and we've been trying for a baby! Not that we're really all that excited for one, but the mandate has been looming over our heads like a giant anvil on a string. I'm not sure if we'll get married when she conceives, but I sure hope so. Maybe those maternal hormones will knock some sense into her and she'll start cleaning up around here! Oekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"It sounds like there's a knocking at the door. Ever since the one year anniversary of my relationship with Piper this noise has given me anxiety. I think it's best if I hide and let her handle it. If worst comes to worst we can pretend we broke up before the mandate was given. Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I decide to hide in our bedroom as Piper answers the door. I might be able to overhear the conversation if only she hadn't left the tv on! I could turn it off now, but any moving around could make noise and alert them to my presence. Sheesh, I probably sound like a paranoid lunatic right now. More likely than not, it's just a neighbor asking to borrow sugar or something. Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I ended up falling asleep before they were finished talking... Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I wake up to an outrageous sight. My pants are at my ankles and... where the hell is my suit! I was supposed to be giving an interview soon! Piper is unstoppable when she's like this. Ugh, not now... that morning wood is sure to give her the wrong idea. Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"butts and tummies practice"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I don't have anyone else to show my cartoons, so I'm posting them here."}
+{"text":"Here's the version that I didn't forget to sign (for myself)"}
+{"text":"Every day I tell myself I should draw something, but I'm just so depressed all I can do is lay around getting high or jacking off. The guilt is crazy, I know my life is passing me by and I'll never achieve all that I want. The devil owns my soul dude.. Whenever I do sit down and try to draw, I become so intimidated. I feel like I have no skill, no ideas, no ability. I think about how many better artists there are, not just now but in all of history. It's exhausting being this Ocd"}
+{"text":"This isn't my usual thing but here's something, finally. I've been so fucking depressed, my desire to create art has almost entirely dissipated. I create these characters as a replacement for actual life, for the friends and lovers that I never had. Feel like I never will have. At work today they were talking about personal shit, trauma dumping on each other basically. I started opening up a little bit, but I could tell nobody was really interested in listening to me. I would engage and ask questions about them, but they didn't ask me any questions. At one point they literally just cut me off and I wanted to cry. I know your coworkers aren't your friends... I think I know that. Well sorry for using this as an excuse to bitch. And sorry if you wanted more of my other stuff."}
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+{"text":"merry christmas to you too my second favourite jew"}
+{"text":"thank you thank you!(even doe i don't celebrate christmas cuz jesus was not the messiah o algo) im curious who your top fav jew is anyhow today isn't really special for me since i already celebrated Hanukkah for the last week eating fried Latkes and jelly donuts and the such."}
+{"text":"the past week has been gaming paradise for me i nfinally have a pc that can play big games i played through fallout new vegas, hate fallout4 having fun with armored core n risk of rain 2 i'll be occupied for all of january just working through my gaming bucketlist Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Did nothing of value all sunday : DDD Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"all my animated doodles from last years amount to 10 minutes of total animation I am big animation man now Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"MarielX"}
+{"text":"Little brother. Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"chocolate giantess imouto still an awful experience for tricot since she's got to tard wrangle her brother, she deserves better."}
+{"text":"I think someone should send her to a nice resort Oekaki Post (Time: 35m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I understand why you the artist would say that but im posting from a consoomers perspective"}
+{"text":"Hi! I don't know what to say, just draw something random."}
+{"text":"cute !!"}
+{"text":"Weird girl I made she kinda looks like lain Idk why Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I made a third thread because it actually gives me motivation to draw more and that it's good for my mind You can also post your stuff if you want, I might or might not draw your OC depending on how easy is for me to do it. Don't expect anything but cheesy original characters of mine"}
+{"text":"This year went by so fast Will 2016 pass even faster?"}
+{"text":"Try this pose"}
+{"text":"zebra crossing"}
+{"text":"Ready"}
+{"text":"He's ready!"}
+{"text":"The fewer lines, the better Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is so peak"}
+{"text":"Hhoott"}
+{"text":"She's got a gun :/ Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"ill post bunch of my drawings"}
+{"text":"fabricator from barotrauma"}
+{"text":"i appreciate it :) i post on social medias too if interested just look up \"sadishguy\""}
+{"text":"Sometimes I make these"}
+{"text":"Cool art Oekaki Post (Time: 6m)"}
+{"text":"He has the pedo triangle. And is his favorite emperor Tiberius?"}
+{"text":"these are seriously so peak bro i git an endorphine boost for reading high quality shit like this finally."}
+{"text":"i was wondering if they couldve gave the girls testosterone at birth and turn them into little boys with vaginas. (yay extra holes!! )"}
+{"text":"I miss yaoi girl"}
+{"text":"Draw fertility idols."}
+{"text":"doodle Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Anon is cute."}
+{"text":"Anon if he was a woman Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tfw, this is actually good!"}
+{"text":"*grabs your ballz* (fire design)"}
+{"text":"this is so peak"}
+{"text":"Starts drawing at the boobs I kneel anon"}
+{"text":"This is Eve and Sue, ones red and ones blue. Which one?"}
+{"text":"i want to see your other characters."}
+{"text":"Alright! I'll show them soon"}
+{"text":"How do you like your evil versions of main characters?"}
+{"text":"thinking about fat short bitches"}
+{"text":"I need to see more of that thematic opposite"}
+{"text":"Trying to create justification to draw the characters I created. This is as good enough of a reason as any."}
+{"text":"Okay so how it directly works is that, you give blood IRL and your body gets transported into the world the direct process looks like Picrel or like  Once there the blood given by the user it's converted into an in world token called Ichor. So here's how it works. You declare an amount you want to give lets say 1.5 pints. The entity controlling the terminal will look for the point on your body where it can extract the blood and take exactly that amount. It will then open a portal and you will be sucked into the Alter. Once there you will be in a completely white room that is pretty much called 'Your room\" it is in intermediary space between the Alter and Earth. This space will be a home for all your trinkets and bobbles and can be customized with the things you've gained from users or anything of that nature. From there you will be given the equivalent of the blood given in tokens . (In this instance it would be about 15k Ichor) You can stay in this space for as long as you have Ichor to pay the in world daily tax (About 500 per day) From your room space you can truly enter the Alternet based off of where you last left (Or your first entry being the Hub a small city made of other users plots and buildings and services and things created by the entity that controls the space) Wanted to mention that there is also a maintenance fee based off on user generated creations that persist such as user created zones, user created buildings, user created npcs. This amount will normally be taken away from the entry fee, but if your making money in the world it will just take it from that and bank the ichor you made. Also time works differently in that work. a week in there is a day out in the real world type of energy."}
+{"text":"If you're a big creator then you probably don't have to draw blood at that point, eh?"}
+{"text":"You still do, but it would be more about not needing to leave. Still need to pay an entry fee but that entry fee can be extremely small comparatively now. But you get the general idea."}
+{"text":"Handsome boye"}
+{"text":"How did you learn to draw? I always wanted to draw but whenever I try they look shit. just draw more tried that already"}
+{"text":"Show us your artwork. Explain in detail what you dislike about it. Without that, we can't offer any advice."}
+{"text":"Already tried that You don't want to draw, obviously. You want to have drawn. Just draw, just keep drawing. If it looks like shit SO WHAT, just keep drawing. Draw because it's fun, because you have nothing better to do. Draw because it's all that you have. Don't worry about how it turns out. If you can't do that, then you'll never be good. And you don't deserve to call yourself an artist anyways. Go get Chatgpt to generate you something"}
+{"text":"First you suck it up and accept you will make bad drawings. Then you make bad drawings, look at them, and pick something to fix next time. My drawings also look like shit, anon. I drew one just for you. I'm going to keep drawing, and keep trying to be better, and maybe someday I'll know how to draw. Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Start by drawing stickmen. Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tried that already have you tried drawing less, then?"}
+{"text":"Draw Demons Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Ebil fellas >:)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I liked how this came out and touched it up a lil, got me a new OC"}
+{"text":"drop trad art niggas"}
+{"text":"Nice and crispy lines"}
+{"text":"anglerfish"}
+{"text":"yeti crab"}
+{"text":"This was fun to make"}
+{"text":"I really like my OC Patricia :3 That's why I made a softcore [and weird] gif starring her. I will update this thread as I make more gifs."}
+{"text":"Thanks, but I think they’re just ~interesting~ composition and narrative exercises. Nothing more. This 'stylistic capital' I plan to use in the future for something non-degenerate that’s actually ~worthwhile. As I’ve said before, I don’t think NSFW has much value, but it does help cultivate patterns."}
+{"text":"it saddens me that you don't find these worthwhile"}
+{"text":"I respect the 'seeds', but they are not an end in themselves. I will consider my +v'arthos ('wærshmallow') worthwhile when it blooms entropically o_o"}
+{"text":"asemicde(s)? what's your ploy?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think this is the most appropriate thread to talk about things beyond these ridiculous animations."}
+{"text":"Making a thread of my draws. I might take requests if they're good."}
+{"text":"Go back to twitter"}
+{"text":"Sorry, no art. I got a dog, and I'm currently moving. I'll be back when we both settle in."}
+{"text":"Cute pittie!"}
+{"text":"just sheep girls ,,"}
+{"text":"yup! im not the best at drawing porn though"}
+{"text":"It's fine, just draw her with her boobs out"}
+{"text":"mkay! i was planning on doing that anyways."}
+{"text":"neato"}
+{"text":"Sheep you say?"}
+{"text":"With a lot of sports going on right now I thought why not get some cheerleader love going? Be it a real team, a fictional team, or even just a generic cheerleader outfit. Feel free to draw any characters rooting for what they or (You) enjoy!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 48m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I'm bored Oekaki Post (Time: 27m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki futebol clube"}
+{"text":"So there will be some more games announced on the 18th and as build up I will deliver the cheerleaders that were promised. IRL got in the way of me being productive but I'm part way through all five of them. Amazing stuff! Duly noted for the next Cup when more big votes will happen."}
+{"text":"This is Floobis. draw something nice with him/her"}
+{"text":"Internet"}
+{"text":"Floobis 2bis Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"enough"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I'm drunk <3 Oekaki Post (Time: 25m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Love your artwork, faggot man."}
+{"text":"Thanks slave"}
+{"text":"Won't you draw this poor girl some monsterfriends? Oekaki Post (Time: 42m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This thread is so adorable pls don't die..."}
+{"text":"pider.."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"All traditional. Mainly a bunch of doodles and sketches."}
+{"text":"Who"}
+{"text":"Super cute art !!"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"thank you for existing matt and also for drawing bant-tan!"}
+{"text":"Printed recordings of the titled nation."}
+{"text":"recordings back online."}
+{"text":"08"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"09"}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for deliveries for the NSFW requests submitted in /a/, /co/, /v/ and any other request centered drawthreads on other boards. In light of the increased moderation on the SFW boards, the goal of this thread is to provide a safe space for artists to post NSFW material from other threads. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"For /a/"}
+{"text":"lol shhh its just zero size change from pressure + square stamp + opacity change from pressure its a brush in drawpile I'm fond of but the end result is kind of nice even at zero stabilization and my stroke always looks like ass when I draw with size change due to pressure, it gives me all these snake like marks i hate it. i like this way because you can build up easier and it reminds me of pixel art to some degree. for /v/ btw"}
+{"text":"for /v/"}
+{"text":"For /v/"}
+{"text":"Delivery for"}
+{"text":"If you've recently finished a work's lineart and you're looking for some pretty colors for coloring, consider picking one of the color palettes (or mix n' match if you wanna be spicy) and post it here. 2026-2021"}
+{"text":"If you want, post random sketches or say anything, I'm just bored :p"}
+{"text":"That's kinda cool dude Also like My spiritual war is a greater hell than Nam was for most... MOST... heh"}
+{"text":"Come share ones you have made with other an/i/mators here. Any levels of skill and quality welcome"}
+{"text":"first try"}
+{"text":"Oh, no, you don't!"}
+{"text":"I drew this little green guy getting interrogated because i can't figure out what he is. Maybe you can torture him or use some other ways to find out."}
+{"text":"they're squirmles"}
+{"text":"and flawless inconsistency"}
+{"text":"tickle I need to get back to the habit of drawing"}
+{"text":"Star shaped purple devil, huh? Consider me intrigued. That bottom right panel is dope. I can relate to Seeghail right here, the poor hopeless fool. I need to get back to the habit of drawing It like an addiction that we can't completely kick, no mater how long we stay away, lol. Will the next drawings reveal more about the past of our dear axe girl?"}
+{"text":"The TTRPG campaign that I was involved with had to end due to technical difficulties out of all things :( I recycled a unfinished drawing that was meant to become an important NPC portrait into a Mazda picture."}
+{"text":"sexy cat moot thread"}
+{"text":"True art"}
+{"text":"mfw"}
+{"text":"a hasty doodle Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"omg i know that brush lol"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I already shared this with you, but it wouldn't hurt to post here.."}
+{"text":"CUTE"}
+{"text":"Who drew? Blog please. Also OP most of your draws are one character standing cut off at the knees. Get more creative with body poses."}
+{"text":"I think that was drawn by Deadwife. They are on Newgrounds."}
+{"text":"My drawings dump, you can draw fanart of it."}
+{"text":"New character go free with her draw her nicely"}
+{"text":"Her Younger sister"}
+{"text":"Cool Beans"}
+{"text":"who this cutie"}
+{"text":"wait for 300 to make a thread and solve an other Fucking lets draw frogs and nuke this website!"}
+{"text":"I dunno Anura?"}
+{"text":"Where is the penis and why them boobs are soooo small? we don't do such things i my thread"}
+{"text":"heres flip the frogs cousin hoop the toad! Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Where's the gay anuran frog sex drawings?"}
+{"text":"I'm not nearly as good at drawing on paint as you are"}
+{"text":"My first tablet drawing attempt. I was surprised, I had no idea what to expect, but there is a bit of a learning curve to using tablets."}
+{"text":"They're supposed to be his lips and also that is a tie in the midde"}
+{"text":"I want to draw an oc with colourful hair but I can't draw"}
+{"text":"just start drawing"}
+{"text":"Can't at all"}
+{"text":"This board is so so slow Is there any other drawing place"}
+{"text":"This is no ones problem but yours. Oekaki Post (Time: 25m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Rabbit"}
+{"text":"Call that Bugged Bunny"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 43m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"u can also leave ur ocs here, maybe i'll draw them someday i maybe post them on a neocities website, since then, i will post them here"}
+{"text":"redraw of olt drawing"}
+{"text":"my luv for Bill was never gone lol"}
+{"text":"i can't remember when i drew this"}
+{"text":"WHY MY FUCKING OC LOOKS LIKE TWINKIFIED JERRY HERE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF"}
+{"text":"Thank you for sticking to your one thread to post your art."}
+{"text":"Any thoughts on this cartoon mom? We have build alot of lore around her previously in a different board."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 6m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 47m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This looks like it belongs in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 54m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Let’s draw Basedtan"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is now a /soot/ thread"}
+{"text":"Draw your favorite character using this base!"}
+{"text":"Where's his mobility chair."}
+{"text":"Newfag detected"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 6m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Mods, ban this troon"}
+{"text":"Magical worlds"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Fun little drawing of my oc. Will use this thread in the future to post drawings if I feel like uploading more. Requests are welcome, I might respond to some depending on what's asked Criticism and comments are welcome, but don't be mean :]"}
+{"text":"Are you still training requests?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"How would this be done? Her skirt would pretty much cover up everything"}
+{"text":"Mostly in the legs I suppose, and maybe arms. Could also give her plumper lips and a bigger bust. OR here"}
+{"text":"In honor of recent events (and an unhealthy dose of caffeine), I present this work: \"Trump scolding Nicolas for disobeying him.\" Made using a crappy mouse and the first drawing program I found..."}
+{"text":"FDT"}
+{"text":"I post my drawings and sketches in it. I like to draw elves, goblins, and raccoons."}
+{"text":"It took over 4 hours to arrive at this sketch I must’ve redone everybody 3 times."}
+{"text":"Still working on this one for some fucking reason."}
+{"text":"What even is this for? Do you have some world building project or something?"}
+{"text":"I’ve written two books with these characters so far. Even put the first one online."}
+{"text":"I needed a break from drawing elves, goblins, and raccoon girls."}
+{"text":"I wanted to share a drawing I just made of my husband, Hidetoshi Odagiri. I'm so sad he can't be a romance option...."}
+{"text":"Good drawing, good bless you."}
+{"text":"Woah, this fucking rocks Anon! Hope to see you draw more P3 characters"}
+{"text":"Posting Exploitables and Meme templates and their sources."}
+{"text":"My Favorite, Grinning Sailors, can't find a blank template, though"}
+{"text":"I'll stop here for now; I might post more if there is interest."}
+{"text":"I'll try to upload more if I manage to do something decent"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure"}
+{"text":"oh my god a rare artyom rollfound in th wild this is crazy do you post art on socials if you use any these are really creative an nice insert really good complement here"}
+{"text":"SMALLER."}
+{"text":"pinterest is calmer, ig if you wanna try one day you always can i just hope people will be welcoming to u there especially because people consider this stuff edgy, apparently."}
+{"text":"[DUBS] Oh thanke!) On Tumblr as \"Melkzcum\" Nd On Devianart as \"Idrinkmygirls\" I've already posted art there and I've been called Larper for the 4TAN drawings The rest of the drawings are enjoyed by the people."}
+{"text":"my amazing sans art"}
+{"text":"Undertale if it wasn't woke Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Nice fucking pucker"}
+{"text":"This is now your little sister. Every update she ages by 6 months. Your actions will shape how she develops physically and mentally. Her future is in your hands. If you give her clothes, she will wear them, If you teach her, she will become smarter. If you feed her, she will gain weight. Every update, together with a new drawing of her, I'll give a log of how each Anon's actions affected her."}
+{"text":"I would like to see lemonade with glasses holding a very big book"}
+{"text":"Ojousama LemonLime going HOHOHOHOHO"}
+{"text":"While proficient, without an ojousama dress and drill hair, she's just a rich girl. Megane Lemonade is perfect"}
+{"text":"Brilliant I sure do love girls with books"}
+{"text":"Hello, anons. Currently been neglecting my OC's as of late, so to motivate myself to draw them more. I am hosting this thread where you guys send me art requests that revolve around my characters and I will try to do all of them as long as they fit this criteria. Rules are as follows No other characters, official or your OC's. Unless I really like them. Only four characters per request. Don't request something that's too complex. (I'll say if it's too hard) Suggestive is fine, but no NSFW, sorry. No loli or shota shit either Also no politics or fetishes. Art quality varies based on how much I like the request, whether it be sketches to fully rendered pieces. All requests that follow the previous rules are GUARANTEED to be fulfilled, unless there are too many and thus I'll be force to handpick them. I'll also use this thread as Sketch Dump where I will dump sketches I made with my OC's. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is anyone here?"}
+{"text":"I'm busy atm"}
+{"text":"Trudy Fishing"}
+{"text":"Now that's a big fish"}
+{"text":"Boss Vampire"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 19m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"your holiness Oekaki Post (Time: 57m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 52m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Here's some characters Harvey"}
+{"text":"Can't believe it's still here"}
+{"text":"troll bump"}
+{"text":"Harvey Has His Own Beaks"}
+{"text":"Quit bumping this shit thread if you’re not going to draw"}
+{"text":"Dumping my Works in progress or sketches here. Maybe some finished stuff if I feel like it."}
+{"text":"More of her"}
+{"text":"Oc"}
+{"text":"hello everyone. I need help. I would like to know websites where I can find animated shorts in .GIF format, like dead karl or those with the sticks fighting each other. The truth is that before it was easier to find those websites, but now it is difficult to find them. Thanks for everything I leave as an example a GIF animation of dead Karl"}
+{"text":"/wsr/"}
+{"text":"/ic/ has an animation general, maybe they can help you there"}
+{"text":"Thanks, but since this forum is about drawings I thought that someone out there knew something thank you so much! I had downloaded that pack but a smaller version (mid-2000s) had little animation and more static images in GIF format. Now I see that they grouped it by artist. It's amazing!"}
+{"text":"Tried to draw anatomy for half an hour. Am I doing this right?"}
+{"text":"Fred"}
+{"text":"Are you using any guides or tutorials? I can see what you're trying to do. If you're an absolute beginner, you're heading in the right direction. What you have right now is essentially a stickman, but stickmen and basic figures are good for practicing poses and planning more complex drawings. Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Do you want art of your OC made by someone other than yourself? then you came to the right thread The rules are simple post your OC and any information you think an artist ought to know about them and the poster below yours draws your OC then they leave their OC below their art for someone else to draw. you want to go above and beyond you can draw multiple oc that were posted above but that's up to you. happy trading anons"}
+{"text":"Oohh I love this! Thank you so much for drawing her, anon!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"wait sorry im half asleep and didn't read the request i just dazedly pulled up the pic"}
+{"text":"Cute!!"}
+{"text":"my OCS that are android college girls thx :))))"}
+{"text":"run them hands Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 55m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"breaking your equpment feels good, but it's actually bad Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"\"It's you again! \" \"I'm sorry.\" Oekaki Post (Time: 41m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"that old dude better have some scrap to him if he's gonna command respect from a scrappy cutie Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"COACH OF THE CUTIE"}
+{"text":"Let's draw a house together! :3 Furries are allowed!"}
+{"text":"Cool image. I might add something later"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1s, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"post your PS-related artwork here. Open for all types of Snoys."}
+{"text":"Planning on making some Concord goon for it's death anniversary"}
+{"text":"Gooncord"}
+{"text":"little down syndrom sack fellow"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I wish I could make hundreds off of drawing slightly correct cute and quirky women with a little bit of lewd on them (WOAHH) in mspaint and referencing something from 4chan. Like alot of the samey people on Xitter do."}
+{"text":"why can't you?"}
+{"text":"bring her back"}
+{"text":"This is awesome"}
+{"text":"i was just thinking about her"}
+{"text":"may i save this its so amazing"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 19m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"cure-chain is just trying to do her job Oekaki Post (Time: 2h 36m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Some quick fun.. NICE!"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"I MISSED YOU ANON!"}
+{"text":"Man I love Niggers"}
+{"text":"I'm in /BEG/ all the time hee-hee Thanks!"}
+{"text":"the mean mean succubus machine, feel free to draw posting for a friend bc the captcha was messing up on her end"}
+{"text":"she has the ability to fly via wings, and her sleeves serve as backups"}
+{"text":"oh what do her wings look like? also by backup I assume you mean she flaps her sleeves to fly? lol, cute! pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"goodness this art is cute as to confirm your question, yep! i thought it would've been a cute idea for when she would be in a situation when her wings are unavailable as for the appearance of her wings, see here"}
+{"text":"It is kinda interesting, her design should be clashing, but somehow it works. By that i mean she is thick and stick and cute and sexy all at the same time and it works."}
+{"text":"ah, ty! thats what i had hoped to achieve with her design, as i wanted a bit of a balance between sexy and cute with her looks, anatomy and personality"}
+{"text":"nuii got hurt while \"having fun\" with Putata"}
+{"text":"pedophile coded shmorky fan slop Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"so have you considered not posting pedophile coded art to this site? Nuii is ageless plushie so this is not pedo art, or at least thats what i think.."}
+{"text":"’p on a sfw board"}
+{"text":"get those damn basedjaks outta here"}
+{"text":"Don't take the bait."}
+{"text":"Draw cute feet. in leg wear or shoes maybe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2h 43m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"While I appreciate the attention Dollfucker and Sally are getting I need to put my foot down here. These ideas go against what type of character he is. He is a silly weirdo with his silly doll, that's it. The Cursed Doll stuff can be fine, in moderation but he's not going to break his neck for runaway dolls or have a secret ghost-proof cabinet. I normally hate being the fun police but this is where I have to draw the line."}
+{"text":"whelp into the trash doll fucker goes not really"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO But the stealing of non-sentient voodoo dolls, I can see him doing, I even thought of writing up a follow-up episode to 'When Danny Met Sally', because that's a fun idea to play with. I hope I didn't step on no toes man, I always try to roll with the punches, and I know you were just hype to explore the idea of living dolls in North Park."}
+{"text":"now introducing cursed item fucker everything that was replied to now applies to cursed item fucker"}
+{"text":"I praise Cursed Item Fucker."}
+{"text":"/i/ General Drawthread Keep your request(s) and reference images to one post Since /i/s not a themed board, we aren't restricted by subject or theme -- Anything goes! Get creative with you requests Drawfriends, don't hold back No AI deliveries Have Fun!"}
+{"text":"Depends on the request mostly."}
+{"text":"Requesting a hand holding up a comically large lollipop to Rin Tezuka who is also wearing a propeller beanie. She deserves to have this."}
+{"text":"Heya. I had an idea and wanted to try it out. Looking to do storytime with y'all, with an OC I've made for this idea. How it will work: You can suggest the next reply/scene with a description of a featureless character/pose/act/reply/intention in the following format: A [person/thing] responds with [action/quote]. requesting to see if [intention with main subject]. You may include a minimum of stick figures in an oekaki post to help visualize it (if you wanna go all out, go ahead). I will accept OCs, but you must sketch them using oekaki post; I will NOT accept any pre-drawn OC references. Then follow the aforementioned format. If I don't draw your OC+request, you may try again after a new day cycle (this might change depending on how fast/slow the thread is). Selection, I will ultimately choose what to draw. If there's an idea people like: +1 a post by replying with an oekaki drawing of a \"+1\" and \"this post\" - have fun with it. If there isn't enough votes (or suggestions for that matter) I will push the next scene on my own. Progression will go in time-of-day \"events\" per cycle: morning, afternoon/evening, and night. I will decide when the time-of-day begins and ends. Lets see how this goes for a thread. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fuck, I forgot to add and image a text blurb to this \"Well, that torn dress does help make my boyfriend fawn over you less, so, It's fine\" Fernanda gives over all the necessary tools to clean the house, while Fern focuses on her studying"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why? Atleast say something"}
+{"text":"idk, I find this interesting"}
+{"text":"nice dragon"}
+{"text":"I keep only drawing my own oc, and i don't wanna stagnate, so show me your oc stuff and I might draw it. Lore drops are appreciated!"}
+{"text":"draw mei or im hurting you with jumper cables"}
+{"text":"hi everyone hope you guys enjoyed your holiday weekend. I drew  for a warmup but I thought he looked a little depressed so i gave him some shoes and had him do a kickflip pyw or kys dont care which :)"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much for drawing my guy! I could honestly see him totally being into skateboarding. Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"oops sorry I will do more requests after this weekend, I've been busy with holiday stuff and I've also been working on my comic Very cute little OP guy!! thank you!"}
+{"text":"Idk if this is really a character but I had some time at work. Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"Draw a pepe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I like whenever people draw him like this. Aww cute."}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas bros. Did something really stupid."}
+{"text":"Drew this guy for the homestuck thread."}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention but guy was made by a different anon, I just drew him."}
+{"text":"lovely laetitias"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"very cute"}
+{"text":"Projecrt Moon"}
+{"text":"Draw thread for myself or something"}
+{"text":"Can you draw some flippahs on her feets?"}
+{"text":"happy mylloween Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"chrissamy Oekaki Post (Time: 6m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"what is he saying"}
+{"text":"I hope you come back one day these are cute"}
+{"text":"fixed it ;) Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"i would post more, but this fuckass website won't let me post images on mullvad browser. let it be known that bunnyboy is still alive."}
+{"text":"Magic box."}
+{"text":"Based best girl Lion"}
+{"text":"Indeed!"}
+{"text":"Draw old-school scientifically inaccurate dinosaurs!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is pretty fucking good"}
+{"text":"This is in the same ball park right?"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"low effort image for inspiration basically star - genki semi circle - social outcast circle - twins moon - mysterious/yandere triangle - brat rectangle - idk but post your own ideas"}
+{"text":"It's hip to be square"}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"My older brother painted this amazing Portrait of Tim Avery from Son of the Mask for me for Christmas"}
+{"text":"Awesome, very meme worthy"}
+{"text":"That's awesome, how long has he been painting for?"}
+{"text":"For most his life but retired a few years back. This is his first painting in a while."}
+{"text":"One good thing is It has less annoying pop ups and other advertisements than archived.moe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Jesus christ this thread is 3 years old"}
+{"text":"3 years old Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Goblins Oekaki Post (Time: 57m)"}
+{"text":"Shes some sort of litch and is looking for a new vessel for her philactory because the previous one was vaporized during a very stupid attempt at killing an arch-witch"}
+{"text":"that firearm looks sick"}
+{"text":"Its just a stick with two bricks to the side I didn't think about it too hard but i guess the way she shoots it looks cool"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i tried to remake it"}
+{"text":"You would also coom because you have more of every kind of talent than I have ;D"}
+{"text":"Come and make an attempt to practice value"}
+{"text":"Okay then Source: House of Gucci"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"values, yes. good. cool. why greyened the blacks?"}
+{"text":"based on some NSFW-less ao3 fanfic :P (yes i ship them for fun, yes i like to sexualize them)"}
+{"text":"What fanfic was this based on?"}
+{"text":"Please tell me I do ITT"}
+{"text":"Do you guys like this silly kaiju i drew"}
+{"text":"I love it!!!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Yes I love it too."}
+{"text":"vegril edito n draw velgil Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"drew dante Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"jackpot Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"dead weight doodle"}
+{"text":"cheer up crew cut Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"reqs and interaction wellcum frens"}
+{"text":"can you draw my oc her name is sakura satou & todays her birthday"}
+{"text":"can i see her fishing in an ice hole of a frozen lake please?"}
+{"text":"bump for bear"}
+{"text":"Hello, I remember your last thread. Would you be willing to draw Rin?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"tremendous loss"}
+{"text":"Be more careful, okay?"}
+{"text":"this is hilarious, thank you I like your drawing too, it's well made!"}
+{"text":"This is bad, though, I had no references so that’s my excuse im bored and sad and edgy lolol Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"HOLY SJITTTTTTT This is awesome"}
+{"text":"Oh no! The evil warlock cat has kidnapped the Witch princess and it's going to get rid of her to create chaos! Quick, use your drawing skills to save her!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Poor princess... She's adorable! Oh no, even the Monster is adorable! Would this actually work? Looks like she's laughing at you..."}
+{"text":"the only solution"}
+{"text":"Vore? Is this vore?"}
+{"text":"I'm going to vore you"}
+{"text":"Please create an anime or illustration using this character."}
+{"text":"male or female"}
+{"text":"Capcom just announced a robot master design contest,/i/, why aren't you making your oc for it, /i/"}
+{"text":"You should have provided link, dummy."}
+{"text":"Played this dating sim I mentioned in  so I thought i'd draw Tristan from \"under maintenance\""}
+{"text":"give emoticons flesh with your imagination bonus points if the emoticon is original! (I might be generationally late to this but pls go with it)"}
+{"text":"(͡°ᴥ͡°ʋ) no imaginatiom"}
+{"text":"(◠‿◠)"}
+{"text":"A random comic."}
+{"text":"The filename is implying you didn’t draw this op"}
+{"text":"Prove you drew it by drawing more"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /po/! We specialize in origami, papercraft, and everything that’s relevant to paper engineering. This board is also an great library of relevant PDF books and instructions, one of the best resource of its kind on the internet. Questions and discussions of papercraft and origami are welcome. Threads for topics covered by paper engineering in general are also welcome, such as kirigami, bookbinding, printing technology, sticker making, gift boxes, greeting cards, and more. Requesting is permitted, even encouraged if it’s a good request; fulfilled requests strengthens this board’s role as a repository of books and instructions. However do try to keep requests in relevant threads, if you can. /po/ is a slow board! Do not needlessly bump threads."}
+{"text":"For each date that I go on, I would like to give my date something that I have folded myself. My first date is the 7th and I will be gifting a crane then. Do you guys have any more suggestions? Traditional is preferred, but contemporary or from something (like an anime or video game since she really likes those) is also welcome. My origami skills need honing, though, since I took a several year long break, so simpler origami is preferred for the time being. Thank you for your help."}
+{"text":"Neat model, but my experience with papercraft is nil."}
+{"text":"Very nice, but beyond my skill level. Unfortunately, my grandmother was gravely ill, so I had to nurse her and cancel my dating plans until 2026. The current offer for a date is out to lunch on Wednesday, but she said that she would let me know tonight, since she has some travelling at the end of this week. She did however say that she want to be by my side and that we both want for us to have the best life possible. So that is not to say that there was no progress after nearly a month since my last post. Origami posts will be done tonight, I need to cut some more paper first, though."}
+{"text":"wtf, ts fire, and defnetly rlly hard ;/"}
+{"text":"it's beautiful"}
+{"text":"I love this. I'm gonna print it and make this OP."}
+{"text":"gem"}
+{"text":"made him. despite shitty b/w printer and not being good at this at all. he'll live in front of the blue crystal bookends."}
+{"text":"I guess we're doing greyscale now"}
+{"text":"I've looked everywhere and can't find anything the artist is called Ingrid Siliakus she does some cool stuff but wondering if she had any templates or does she keep this stuff secret?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe this thread is 9 years old."}
+{"text":"RIP to the old pinned posts on all the boards. since they died, this thread is the oldest thread on 4chan now. good job"}
+{"text":"bumping for September 2025."}
+{"text":"really nice anon, how long did it take u on another note i had graduated high school three months prior to the creation of the thread"}
+{"text":"Welcome to 2026 old thread. Only a few months to go"}
+{"text":"Teach me how to make a paper crane"}
+{"text":"Just checked out the entire board completely dead most action this board's gotten years I wonder if my thread will stay up for years."}
+{"text":"I'm a tourist too. Reminiscing about the old days. Thought I would come in here. I want this image to last 5 years. Will it be done?"}
+{"text":"First time ever coming to this board. I can't believe these threads are years old."}
+{"text":"Anyone happen to have Akira Yoshizawa (吉沢 章) first book New Origami Art (新らしい おりがみ藝術) ? I found what looks like it could be a download link from Russian library source Bigenc but I am not in Russia and unable to try it out. If anyone was in Russia and wanted to give it a go, it's this: bigenc.ru/b/xin-rashiiorigamiyun-shu-54592f"}
+{"text":"This is what you found a page of."}
+{"text":"I have that book"}
+{"text":"does anyone else remember lucky stars? those origami stars made by gently tying paper? bc I've never heard anyone else acknowledge them and i think I'm going mad"}
+{"text":"Isn’t there a book about this or am I remembering wrong"}
+{"text":"Welcome, this is a SHARING thread, where you request and share single diagrams (preferably). And I would like to encourage sharing this mockingbird."}
+{"text":"I have both books Do you have anything to exchange? Write me to: molinas726valentina(@) gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have and willing to share the diagram of this model?"}
+{"text":"Can anyone please share JOAS Special 2024? I'm interested in the African Penguin diagram"}
+{"text":"(﹏)"}
+{"text":"''bzz''"}
+{"text":"Paperboots get smaller"}
+{"text":"omg boat family"}
+{"text":"it makes me sound like a fag but I love how whenever you find build instructions they can be in any possible language. Just looking at the meaningless diagram saying I need to ㄎ歸ㄑ雖ㄙㄩㄜˉ"}
+{"text":"this is such a wonderful photo i hope you'll have a great day anon"}
+{"text":"Me encantaría saber cómo hiciste el chiquitito."}
+{"text":"I also made one just half centimeter long but i think its just obsession to new things"}
+{"text":"I made this little puzzle box called a soma cube for my girlfriend for Christmas. I was going to make a little wooden box to put it in, wood burn something on it, and then wrap the box up for Christmas with a few other things I have since returned since, well, she broke up with me. I haven't made the wooden box yet, and I'm kind of lost on whether I should finish it up for the sake of completion or if I should just make a paper box and wrap it up just to sit on a shelf, maybe for someone else or the next girlfriend, or just to sit as a trinket."}
+{"text":"well i think this is good :)"}
+{"text":"Someone got a template for a simple box?"}
+{"text":"merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"can i have it they're so cute"}
+{"text":"Thats somewhat sad. I hope you're alright. Nice idea for a present!"}
+{"text":"A thread for discussion and posting of anything related to sonobe, kusudama, bascetta, Chinese paperfolding and similar stuff."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for diagrams for modular 2D stars that really hold without glue. My flagship here is Maria Sinayskaya's Braided Corona star. You know what I mean! But you have to try it out anew each time. So I'm folding my way through the 2D star world—always looking for new models. I'm specifically looking for diagrams or video tutorials for stars that can't be found by simply Googling (sorry. My search skills aren't sufficient beyond Googling, ChatGPT, and this 4chan board). These include: Maria Sinayskaya: Brina Star, Camilla Star, Susanna Star, Tereza Star, Evan Zodl: Interstellar, Maria's Star, and other stars! Usman Rosyidhi: Deca Star; Rotari Star, Sturroya Star Maximilliano Ortiz: both star books etc. Last but not least, the stars are for an already successful, ongoing social project. I have no personal commercial interest in this, but I would like to expand my portfolio for the project. So please share with me, and thank you very much!"}
+{"text":"I don't like buying paper but magazines are free. If your browser can translate look up fendy tong he has a lot of cool tutorials up"}
+{"text":"Is that \"single\" or \"2-ply\", because agazine sheets seem too thin on their own"}
+{"text":"I don't get the question. lot of magazines vary in thickness. Those squares are almost thicker than I can use. It is a free travel mag so they are trying to look fancy. Here it is before I finished it and square of it"}
+{"text":"Oh hey I have that book."}
+{"text":"I want to create a PMC/User Version of Death Wish/Taken where a severly autustic guy who lives in a group home becomes a vigilante after his primary caretaker is killed. No one belives hes the vigilante until they discover his seemingly harmless channel,but in the end he is found not mentally competent to stand trial and is let free. The same incompetent law enforcement that let his caretaker’s brutalized walk free has also let himself walk free.. The challenge was to make a mask that was scary and effective while still looking like it could’ve been made by a disabled person. In my original drafts this is supposed to be his “first mask” like he lacks the mental capacity to understand what vigilantism is but he knows that if he gets caught killing people,good or bad,he would get caught (though he’s unaware that nobody would believe he was the vigilante anyways due to his condition). So he constructs a “crappy” mask,but over time the group home teaches him paper mache so he learns to make better and better ones. It’s hard to make something look bad on purpose without it looking… bad. I was inspired by kids making paper Micheal Myers masks mainly."}
+{"text":"He doesn't understand the concept of vigilantism,but he has a good moral compass,so he's aware he can go to prison for murder despite the fact no one would believe he's the one doing it. So at first he creates a rather crude mask out of printer paper and tape,but thanks to arts and crafts at the group home he slowly makes better and better paper mache ones."}
+{"text":"keep us posted, friend. This concept is extremely interesting."}
+{"text":"make mask of this."}
+{"text":"it would be scary as fuck, but for real go something like this uncanny badly made distorted way, use it as inspiration."}
+{"text":"paper mache with comic book pages and peanut butter to absorb the hero's powers"}
+{"text":"By chance, does anyone have this book to share?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Does anyone happen to have this old book to share or trade?"}
+{"text":"it looks cute anon"}
+{"text":"Keep it up, anon. Stop motion is a cool medium."}
+{"text":"anyone who has this model to trade please"}
+{"text":"Not OP. That's what I did. :3"}
+{"text":"hell yeah support the artists and we'll get more"}
+{"text":"Fuck off lmao Commented on a shit ton of posts for what"}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"Hey guys, first time poster here. So i tried asking ChatGPT to generate me a template out of curiosity. I wasted 2 weeks cause it couldn't export the PDF and some other technical shit. Don't even know if its possible. Do you guys know a way to generate a template for this vehicle: the VBCI. I don't have the skill (or money) to do it myself and flatten it with some dedicated software Didn't find a free template online either btw"}
+{"text":"Is there a serial key for the new pepakura?"}
+{"text":"Chatgpt Not gonna make it faggot"}
+{"text":"bro chatgpt is nowhere near being able to do that lul, it's just a retarded chatbot"}
+{"text":"Stop using ChatGPT before you lose all cognitive function and need the bobot to fuck your wife please for the love of god"}
+{"text":"So i tried asking ChatGPT *laughs in skynet*"}
+{"text":"How do I make this?"}
+{"text":"Didn't work"}
+{"text":"Pearto and my cat Iselda"}
+{"text":"this is neat found an unfinished '93 SUISEI in a basement, this will help me check if there's no parts missing"}
+{"text":"holy fucking shit that's retarded they could have printed the main spar in one piece diagonally instead of 3 parts (H+P+P) and a stupid junction (R)"}
+{"text":"there's just one more thing previous builder cut out just one fuselage segment, and he deleted all the tabs now I'm wondering whether he did an oopsie, or is it some advanced technique where you don't stack fuselage segments on top of each other but join them flush on a separate piece"}
+{"text":"Previous thread's life finally ended after 3 years. Let's start a new one!"}
+{"text":"Are you  ? You can check  to see some advice on step 8, maybe it can help..."}
+{"text":"Looking for a crane that flaps its wings when you pull on the tail."}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me what is going on in steps 11 and 12 for the club? i have tried several times but it is not possible to fold the back part down like how it is shown in the diagram"}
+{"text":"It's very likely you did something wrong, the sinks on steps 9 and 10 are open. Can you show me a pic of what you've done?"}
+{"text":"nevermind, it's dead now"}
+{"text":"More."}
+{"text":"I also was in that thread"}
+{"text":"First post of ‘26"}
+{"text":"04/03/25"}
+{"text":"what the hell is methylcellulose why can't my fucking country stock even passable paper all you westerntards can just walk into a specialized art store and buy whatever the fuck you want and it's all nice and packaged up it's just poor people here stocking \"stationary shops\" and they don't know that there's different types of paper one day I'll get out of this hellhole and actually be able to do origami"}
+{"text":"sometimes wallpaper paste is just methyl cellulose. You can also make wheat paste yourself pretty easily and use it the same way as MC."}
+{"text":"lmao you poor cunts can't even fold paper?"}
+{"text":"my diaphragm..."}
+{"text":"I accidentally wandered in here from /pol and thought, \"meh, 4chan is 4chan let's see what fucking \"paper and origami\" is about, should be basket weaving...\" its just /pol"}
+{"text":"Just spraying a clearcoat can cause fuzziness, transparency staining, warping, and collapse. Paint the entire model with PVA glue/Elmers/Aiileens/white paper glue, slowly a portion at a time drying being sessions. When fully coated and dry, spray with an acrylic clear coat, it bonds with PVA and creates a glossy, slightly moisture repellent, dustable surface. Best advice: take all recommendations ITT and test them on scraps of paper to learn what works."}
+{"text":"fuck me i thought this was /pol/"}
+{"text":"Nice, this is the thread I need rn. Should I use glossy paper or normal papper? Just tell me the name of the right one, what are the specs? I'm a noob, but I WANT to make pic real and I NEED it to be shiny."}
+{"text":"Just use modge podge on it"}
+{"text":"i think glossy paper is a pain in the ass to do paper craft with. i think coating the paper (before cutting) with a shiny-drying glue or modpodge is the way to go. you'd have to experiment which glue does not smudge the ink or warp the paper... i don't have experience with this, though and i would bet that anything you put on it results in at least slight warping of the paper. in woodworking you solve this by treating both sides of it, so the forces that lead to warping even out. good luck! (also FUCK this captcha bullshit)"}
+{"text":"RE-POST REQUEST. It's been pretty dead lately, not even requests, so I don't know if any one will read this. Can some one please re-post \"Origami Pro 7\" and \"Origami Tanteidan Convention 29\". They've been shared everywhere else already, so why not in 4chan?"}
+{"text":"This crap doesn't belong here."}
+{"text":"Fukui_Hisao_-_Real_origami_is_amazing_Dinosaurs_and_ancient_creatures_pdf Is anyone able to reupload this? I found it in the archive but both links are dead."}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"No problem."}
+{"text":"What is your favourite thing to make?"}
+{"text":"Don't have a picture but frogs that can jump. Learned it from a friend of the family when I was a kid and practiced until I could do it by heart. Easy as hell to make, can be made with a post-it note and kids go crazy for them."}
+{"text":"I like to make paper ships out of candy wrappers so I can let them swim on top of the water I put in bowls after use to wash them more easily. I also like to make them on the go, although I throw those away more quickly without giving them a chance to swim. I used to try to let paper ships swim in open water as a kid, back when I was really oblivious to the environment lol. I think a remote controlled model boat would be cool... I wish I lived closer to the sea so I could board real boats..."}
+{"text":"boxes with decorative lids. i love practical origami. i make lots of envelopes and boxes, and sometimes wish i had friends just to wrap up their gifts in a cute origami container"}
+{"text":"paper ostriches; it was an inside joke for my friend group in high school. I don't talk to any of them anymore, but I do miss them a lot, and whenever I think of them in my spare time, I make one"}
+{"text":"masks"}
+{"text":"My stuff Say nice things about it"}
+{"text":"You must have a lot of free time to have that big collection (i luv the gura one)"}
+{"text":"UNBELEIVABLY GOOD. i thought it was real figures for 5 secs"}
+{"text":"IRyS spotted"}
+{"text":"Is that a sandworm in the top right rear? Love that. And did your paint that crazy cat in the top shelf on the left yourself??"}
+{"text":"Fire! At first i thought it was real figures :D"}
+{"text":"what do i do now? should i just kms or get a canon printer?"}
+{"text":"no, you need to physically have a canon printer and use the software in order to download. not sure if there's a bypass or i will just have to pony up the case to get a dogshit one in order to get the prints from their creative park website..."}
+{"text":"Why not both?"}
+{"text":"If you have a canon printer can you download pdf or do you have to print it on that canon printer?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, that really sucks. But you can find very good stuff from paperzonevn.com (even canon's creations) or only-paper.ru. Don't worry, with a bit of dedication, you will outclass the beginner's models from canon creativepark."}
+{"text":"paperzone That site is cancer and forces you to remove adblocker to use. Is there any other way around it?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"this is the thread"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"last"}
+{"text":"Perfect sculpture to worship the pepe"}
+{"text":"is there a single video game that's more /po/ than Tearaway?"}
+{"text":"I think this game is a good contender."}
+{"text":"looks more like /i/ desu"}
+{"text":"Post girls und panzer paper craft and related! I have been looking for the full Papercraft any help is appreciated"}
+{"text":"Do you have any tank origami guides or other papercraft materials?"}
+{"text":"Hey dude I did a quick search for it and I couldn't find it. The only solution I can come up with is just use an image upscaler. Here's a quick one I just did."}
+{"text":"I found an old 'booklet' of origami paper and it has a really nice silver/gold foil 15x15cm sheet in it. What should I make with it? I'll post in this thread once I do :)"}
+{"text":"What type of sticker paper is best for making stickers that stand against weather like heavy rain or snow? I bought some vinyl sticker paper and put a sticker on my friends car to test it out. We had some heavy snow and the sticker got a bit muddied. I need something that will really last. I'm not sure if there's different types of vinyl paper or if it's brand dependent? I used to use glossy paper and my friend said her sticker I gave her immediately faded in the sun."}
+{"text":"I had a question but none of the existing threads are really too relevant so I thought making a general help thread from the get-go (beyond what’s in the welcome thread) would be good so even if my question gets answered the thread can be used for other people’s questions I’m making a papercraft where I want to paint part of it gold for some extra pop, but I want neat and clean lines. I’ve seen a lot of artists use washi tape to do this in their art and I want something similar, but I have inkjet prints and don’t want any of the ink to lift up. Any tape recommendations? Or possibly other techniques? I’ve done some googling but I don’t wanna take my chances with buying a ton of tape just to test it."}
+{"text":"I'm stuck on step 13 of Robert Lang's crab from \"Origami Zoo\". Pic related. I also don't know how that fucking triangle in the middle exists suddenly. It makes no sense whatsoever."}
+{"text":"Never mind, I figured it out. I think he left out an important part of these steps. The triangle in the middle was the key for what I was doing wrong. I KNEW I had done everything correct up to this point, so it was just about figuring out what I missed."}
+{"text":"some sites you use to find templates? im a begginer"}
+{"text":"Usually i'm looking fot it at PaperZoneVN, but sometimes at Youtube, Pinterest, yeah cuz i'll take anything free"}
+{"text":"IS PAPERZONEVN DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE AS WELL... I DON'T WANNA LOOSE YOU BABYYYY I NEED TO MAKE CHRISTMAS GIFTS"}
+{"text":"Please help me with the diagram of this maneki neko"}
+{"text":"Thanks. But I don’t think this is the diagram I looking for. The hand in the image is longer and the head look more like the version of money bill cat."}
+{"text":"I went over chibihammer from different sources, but haven't found any infantry (kavbalites, whyches, incubi, etc.). By any chance, somebody have them?"}
+{"text":"Fast fix. Infantry for drukhari."}
+{"text":"Hice estas plantillas de papercraft"}
+{"text":"Is it like a computer program or something"}
+{"text":"wouldn't using serious 3d cad software be better for designing complex models?"}
+{"text":"How are origami recipes made Is it like a computer program or something For those who are really serious, there are in fact strings of words or symbols that abbreviate the folds. For example, the crane you posted begins with what we call the \"bird base\" (step 8). We use this base for many other origami projects, so we all learn how to make it. From there, your crane uses kite folds, petal folds, and reverse folds. A formula of sorts can be written to describe the entire process."}
+{"text":"OH, so that's what a squash fold is, I was confused by wiki how's written instruction and had to watch the gif carefully. I used to fold paper cranes but I forgot how. I just want to do something with my foil tea wrappings other than throw them straight out single-use...I would like recipes for boxes and stars/flowers to decorate them with please, snowflakes?"}
+{"text":"I pick a base and mess around, then pick an animal that looks like whatever I end up with"}
+{"text":"i made pomni and jax from tadc! :3"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Good job anon"}
+{"text":"That's very nice Anon, congrats"}
+{"text":"these are quite cute anon. good job. interesting book choices as well"}
+{"text":"this is so adorable actually, i luv it <3"}
+{"text":"I want to make a papercraft mask for Halloween, I was thinking maybe a goat or a cow. Where do you find patterns / templates for masks? I've tried searching with search engines, looking on Reddit, on torrent trackers, on Libgen, but no luck so far."}
+{"text":"Can I grab the skulls ones from this? I'll make a temp email if you're still around. Also, anybody got a chicken/rooster mask template?"}
+{"text":"HATSTAND MIKE"}
+{"text":"(It's my first post on 4chan, let me know if I do something bad) Have you heard of a legend about 1000 of paper cranes? People say if you make 1000 of them, your wish can get granted. So, for the sake of my wish I decided to try. I have over 100 cranes, but I rarely have time to make more, so I'm trying. Have a nice night, byeee!"}
+{"text":"I did it, I finished 1000. I wrote my wish on the other side. Took 17 days to fold them all. Not sure how to display or present them because they’re all just on a big paper bag. I’ll let you guys know what happens!"}
+{"text":"I folded 1000 about five years ago. My wish did come true in the end, but it took two more years to manifest. Just a heads up."}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the only thing I can do without reference. I fold and leave them about places. My third one is still my favourite, a little purple flower print thing that looks somehow jaunty. They're always slightly uneven though. I hate that."}
+{"text":"I tried my best"}
+{"text":"I've started drinking more Twinnings tea which came individually wrapped in foil, which I consider super wasteful, I prefer the Europan fruit teas which comes in cardboard boxes of bulk tea bags but it's hard to fine. I'm very pleased to discover that the foil wrappers are good for making silver paper cranes, and it looks kind neat too the other way around, I like having the foil on the outside as it's fruity scented naturally. I think when I drink the new box of Irish Breakfast Tea or Mint which have green packaging, I'll use it to make a grasshopper. Or a mini box for an even tinier grasshopper or crane . oat, Or paper boat, I remember folding these as a kid but I forgot how."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for this model in particular"}
+{"text":"If I were a bot I would find me a dryer It is booty time"}
+{"text":"Here you go, it's a video of about 300MB Grab before the download expires. Replace [dot] with . [/] With / Merry Xmas I guess https:// wormhole[for]app[/]z9aoq8#5L5Zh_Jd4wIJW7KN80lJ3w Mirror https:// Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's not working, please be more specific.please .thank you"}
+{"text":"thank u 4 answerin a request.normaly i wouldnt do this cuase i hate it when some1 shares somethin & immediatly gets swampd with more requests but i think u might have it or at least know about it.im lookin 4 joseph wu origami skull tutorial video from Foldfest 2022.origamiusa doesnt have it otherwise i wouldve bought it.if u have it then more than likely i dont have anythin u dont.all i have 2 trade is SAOC Origami Collection 2024.its photos not scans but all the diagrams are clear enough"}
+{"text":"Hi. Haiku anon here breaking character. Idk what fucking chickanery this file sharing shit is. Seems shady"}
+{"text":"heres a paper dragon i made"}
+{"text":"that's so cool ^_^"}
+{"text":"These other niggas be riding yo dick. But I'm a real nigga so I keep it 100. Your dragon is not very good."}
+{"text":"can you at least tell him what's bad about it? just saying it's not good is so unhelpful LOL not trying to start a fight, I just dont see the point"}
+{"text":"Cool bro, looks awesome, are you going to paint it?"}
+{"text":"Why isn't anyone using papercraft as skin for 3D printed stuff?"}
+{"text":"how? what material do you use for these? i cant imagine just paper being strong enough"}
+{"text":"Prints of this size are limited by dimentions of print area. While ppl do print lifesize figurines they have to turn model into large number of parts and fit them together post print. While I can't deny difference in methods might seem silly, building doll by gluing plastic bricks together doesn't do it for me. If you mean cardboard assembly I worked on I paper doll thread I had only partial succes as I have not included any marking on parts which made fitting it together more or less guess work. Pepakura can be forced to work with model set of parts clipping throuhg one another at 90° angles but doesn't provide any way to mark where and how those parts intersect."}
+{"text":"How do you do that"}
+{"text":"How do you do that"}
+{"text":"it was for April fool's you can't do that anymore"}
+{"text":"looking for the template of this also looking for tutorials that could help me fold fingers and basic papercraft folds"}
+{"text":"Pizza Cube"}
+{"text":"happy birthday pizza cube!"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to learn this power?"}
+{"text":"It's beautiful."}
+{"text":"Imagine pizza workers building these"}
+{"text":"Pizza Cube"}
+{"text":"Is there anything more based than making one's waifu/husbando out of paper?"}
+{"text":"yes making nortubel characters out of paper"}
+{"text":"Yeah, actually getting laid with somebody you love."}
+{"text":"3dpd shit sounds like cringe"}
+{"text":"Pic is kill but Just out of curiosity was it 2D or 3D posable doll?"}
+{"text":"I made a paper doll of wife a while back, I need to find a proper way to store it though"}
+{"text":"aka toilet paper rolls toilet paper is also allowed ITT"}
+{"text":"Fake roman pipe; marvelous invention."}
+{"text":"This one is better for holding seed imho."}
+{"text":"A couple days ago my pal tried to teach me how to make a paper bot but I was really stoned and kept fucking it up. This is the results I think it looks really shit."}
+{"text":"you did a good job anon, keep trying"}
+{"text":"You call that a bot? THIS is a bot!"}
+{"text":"That's not a a bot, that's a frog!"}
+{"text":"Alright, you win. I see you've played botty froggy before!"}
+{"text":"I printed a template of a Konata figure, but I have a problem identifying some of the parts like the head (because I saw that the parts to identify the faces are in Mojibake) I wanted to know if u could help me here"}
+{"text":"I'm no longer on Windows so I can't test, but can you run Pepakura with something like Locale-Emulator to fix the mojibake? Or just use the Check Corresponding Face tool."}
+{"text":"Hey, I hope this isn't annoying, but I've been looking for the sheets for this specific Konata papercraft forever. Would you mind attaching them? It's fine if not. Also, I guess other than the head parts, the rest of those pieces might be for her finger?"}
+{"text":"Hi Is anyone willing to share the vog 20 years book?"}
+{"text":"It would be a miracle."}
+{"text":"Need pdf of this book, anyone pls share"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Now watch the artist sperg again because people pirate her templates"}
+{"text":"LOL. I have been trying to find the book and it's either sold out or they want ridiculous prices like $150-$200AUD!"}
+{"text":"Hello, could someone please share it? I would really appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Buy it, cheap bitch"}
+{"text":"Basically, choose a papercraft you like! Papercraft is fun but like everything you start it takes time, and by choosing one you like means you'll do your best to actually finish it (making a papercraft you won't finish because it's too hard/time consuming is really no fun at all ;o). There are lots of free papercrafts you can choose and I think that's why most people like to choose a simple paper toy to start with. So most importantly I think is: have fun! ;o)"}
+{"text":"Ey! I have that figure on the right"}
+{"text":"That was the Imperial Armada replacement for the blue Imperial Soldier one on the left. They had to think of all kinds of \"unofficial\" adventures (that was long before Pirates of the Caribbean, like they had the Forestman instead of Robin Hood). I think it was fun to just make your own unofficial adventures instead of remaking official copyrighted movie and game adventures that you can do now, but it's also very fun to remake the movie adventures nowadays! :o)"}
+{"text":"yippie"}
+{"text":"This was my first thing made out of paper. I'll probably tear it up in a few minutes, but it was still the first."}
+{"text":"I really like this! it looks cool :D"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any templates?"}
+{"text":"I'm making an effigy of a McDonald's nightmare golem"}
+{"text":"good shit anon. Why did Mc Donalds get rid of Mac Tonight anyways? He was still successful when they stopped using him."}
+{"text":"the public will be ready for him soon"}
+{"text":"I think OP is ded F"}
+{"text":"Op is actually dead isn’t he?"}
+{"text":"Today I've found out about the latest tanteidan issue. It has steps for the mosquito on the cover, I would love to fold it. A digital release is not available and single issues can't be purchased; to get the magazine I would need to buy a yearly subscription. Moreover shipments from Japan can take up to three months in my experience. If anyone has a copy I would gladly pay for a scan with Paypal, thank you."}
+{"text":"I wan that Poco Poco diagram from OTM 200, I want that and nothing else."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much for the help."}
+{"text":"Post some spooky origami I can make please"}
+{"text":"not origami but I've made 1:12 brooms for my figures I'm finished making the hats too but they're a bit shitty"}
+{"text":"Seeing this thread has made me remember a model of an origami bat that turns into a human-shaped vampire, which i loved (the one i had made lost its shape and didnt look like bat or man anymore). I lost the name of the model and google didint help. I looked it up today and found it (probably because of the season). Have the instructions and have fun (hey its stilll halloween) also sorry for the blog post lol"}
+{"text":"A simple skull origami, i also wanted to make monster/undead origamis."}
+{"text":"this flooded topic is gay as fuck."}
+{"text":"It's October again. And this thread is still here."}
+{"text":"i finished this nico figure yesterday and her right leg needs some support, but i dont know what i could use as a stand, if u have any ideas i would appreciate it"}
+{"text":"yay! she has a stand now"}
+{"text":"Thanks, What are those two characters on your new pic named/from? Also that stand is nice, brand?"}
+{"text":"Thanks a lot and also for the link!"}
+{"text":"THE SKIN. THE SKIN. THE SKIN."}
+{"text":"Retard here. What's the best or cleanest way of adhering separate pieces of cardboard/paper/laminated paper when making a card? All I can come up with is crude kindergarten-level stuff like taping the edges and using gluesticks and etc."}
+{"text":"Gluestick either side and put a book on top to ensure good contact while it dries. If it is a smooth glossy surface that might not work. I think \"tacky glue\" is one step up from Elmer's kid glue. These wetter glues can cause rough porous paper to deform, so glue stick is better. Tacky glue might work for more durable stuff. Still want to book to ensure good contact and prevent warping from moisture. Also wrap tape into loop to make one sided tape double sided tape."}
+{"text":"Suggestions for simple small paper (2x2) models that aren't any more difficult than cranes? My fingers are not so nimble at that size. Also fuck tuttle's off-square stuff. Can anyone suggest good paper brands? I've had some luck with Kyowa and Toyo, but kissangel was more plastic than foil."}
+{"text":"modular origami? otherwise pinwheel or hats"}
+{"text":"Are there any examples of origami being used in science besides NASA solarpanels?"}
+{"text":"Sheet metal folding. Bellows/accordion."}
+{"text":"love me some compliant mechanisms, these live in a shop window nearby they are very good i think"}
+{"text":"Do you guys only fold paper cranes and glue Warhammer figures? I've never seen a bookbinding thread here. Printed and bound House of Leaves. Split it into 2 volumes because I was afraid to work with so many pages at once. Covered with paper-backed vinyl (black) and linen fabric (red), which will probably collect a ton of dust pretty soon. Couldn't decide how to put the titles on. Should have made a debossed rectangle with a paper label glued inside. But I hoped that hot ink transfer would work. So I made the covers first, then printed the title on ink transfer paper, and found out that pressing a hot iron to the cloth-covered board warps the board due to heat expansion. Tried on small swatches first (picrel). This method won't work. As I understand it, my current options to put the title are limited to linocut transfer screening (sponging the ink through a trafaret) just print a paper label and glue it on top Don't have any hot stamping tools to work with foil, nor the desire to purchase these materials."}
+{"text":"Opposed to the super manly craft of folding bits of patterned paper?"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck do you live where you can't find other sized paper? I personally buy Indian rag paper from Khadi papers. They have stores in UK. It's very cheap and of high quality."}
+{"text":"not paying attention before and knowing this thread was here. Of course it would be. I can't believe I've been checking /diy/ for a bookbinding thread for over a year now only to learn that it's been on /po/ all this time. I need to use find.4chan.org more often. I'm thinking of starting my project of a Jurassic Park rebind did you finish it? this looks awesome, was it freehanded by you or did you reuse printed bedding? Anyway here's my shitty attempt at freehanding from last year..."}
+{"text":"...and the project I finished two days ago, a fake Mr Men/Little Miss book. I wish I knew you shouldn't bend 350g paper at a right angle before I tore the cover, but here I am, my kid will probably not notice anyway."}
+{"text":"I bound a book of my printmaking in college. It was satisfying and rewarding"}
+{"text":"hehe, le funny mustache man"}
+{"text":"Clearly that man only has a mustache."}
+{"text":"how me make nice moustache man?"}
+{"text":"You get a piece of paper, you read the thread, find the instructions and fold nice mustache man."}
+{"text":"it's very funny actually"}
+{"text":"they can´t"}
+{"text":"Hello 4chan, could you help me make a paper mask like the one in the image? I'm new to the subject and have no experience. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Seriously: like what can go wrong when making a papercraft mask?? It's not like the moon will fall from the sky..."}
+{"text":"Didn't know there were any. That sounds like it would defeat the purpose of a mask...you know...because God is fake."}
+{"text":"Demons aren't real lmfao"}
+{"text":"Idk man but those are cool"}
+{"text":"Heh"}
+{"text":"From the Edo, Meiji or Taisho periods. Here my own attempts at paper models from over 200 years ago."}
+{"text":"It's like glimpsing at another era."}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"pretty sick. after all that effort, some type of floor would really give it a more finished look"}
+{"text":"Here from /x/ through the banner ad for this board, this is so awesome. Literally the coolest thing ever."}
+{"text":"So I am tea dyeing and then baking paper to get a nice distressed look. I want to bind it with some this twine to keep a rustic look, but I am worried I will just keep ripping it. Pic related is my test leaf I made from my over cooked pieces. End of the day this is a prop for a table top RPG, so it will need to be strong enough to stand up to handling. Anyways anyone here ever worked with distressed paper or hand bound books? Any help would be great."}
+{"text":"The plan for the book I am making is 5 leafs of 5 sheets for 100 pages, a protective sheet at both ends... Eventually I will figure out a cover but that isn't really a paper issue though idk how to attach it so it might be paper related."}
+{"text":"Soft string, a cardboard cover to prevent tears. Leave the binds themselves a little loose. Japanese hemp stitch is pretty easy on the paper. If your twine is rough, consider painting it with a little starch and water. Dry, crumple, paint again and it'll soften up some. Try not to soak the bits you're stitching if possible. If you want some cheap prints find the manual for Netstorm, Islands at War. Has some pencil sketches toward the back showing through the paper from the scans you can print them and then soak."}
+{"text":"Here's a post  I made in the other thread about bookbinding that shows what I do for the books I bind. The video it's based off is for a \"medieval style\" binding so that might go well with the theme you're going for. I've also considered doing the same thing but with a fully leather cover. I just haven't got around to trying it yet. I do like the look of those pages you've done. There's also a good bit of posts in that thread that might be helpful for you to look at for ideas for the binding."}
+{"text":"Thanks I used the less even ones for the test. Some are very even and really look like parchment. I used my beater baking sheet, I have a lot for art projects. Any little burnt on contamination will cause the black spots as the evaporating tea lifts it off."}
+{"text":"Let's make this a thread where you can share what you have [H] and what you want [W] My example: [H] works of tu kaiming, origami from China, vistars works [W] folding fantasy volume 3"}
+{"text":"if any of you can into ruski i bought the new timur menyalshchikov book on his process of tesselation design that includes ten new instructions and I also have his butterfly tess instructions but am not sure where to upload"}
+{"text":"MediaFire or 4shared are always good places to start. Then all you have to do is post the links."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the shares."}
+{"text":"Your begging constantly kills other threads that are about sharing and contribution to this little community, you're scum because instead of spreading the material you choose to replace a good thread with this bullshit, I already reported your email address, \"Con los huesos de tus difuntos voy a hacerme una escalera para subirme a los cuernos de tu padre y cagarme desde ahi sobre la puta de tu madre\""}
+{"text":"No Stencil thread? What has happened to /po/ ?"}
+{"text":"This looked fun so I tried it, does this have any glaring issues?"}
+{"text":"Moar stencils"}
+{"text":"Since the janny deleted my other post showing it more straightforwardly, don't forget you can use a paint bucket tool to identify islands."}
+{"text":"revivan el server"}
+{"text":"origami blockhead when?"}
+{"text":"British Origami Society Colchester Yer 'aving a laff if you think am goin' all t' way down there jus' t' fold some bloody paper. Can do that at home or at local if I really fancy it like."}
+{"text":"Someone got a pattern for the houses of parliament?"}
+{"text":"*Sound of small footsteps approaches from behind* What are you doing, daddy? Ora..oragam-origami? What's that? Can I try it? *Climbs up and wriggles into your lap* What do I do? Like this? *Reads instructions* Ok.. *Folds, then frowns* Is that right? Oh, the other way? *Fold fold* Like that? *Fold fold* Hmph, it won't do it how I want *Fold fold* *Prrrrp!* Shifts uncomfortably* Sorry daddy, mummy made me beans on toast for breakfast *Fold fold* Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Creasin rn, 4th fold on my hex hydrangea. Sharp as a razors edge."}
+{"text":"I hate it but I still love her with all my heart."}
+{"text":"It looks very good and cute desu"}
+{"text":"Looks very well done"}
+{"text":"I think you did the best you could, it's beautiful"}
+{"text":"She looks polite and delightful, well done"}
+{"text":"Shhh, don't trigger the samedyke."}
+{"text":"How can I make him into an origami?"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the government probe"}
+{"text":"Miku"}
+{"text":"Where did you found this template and who created it?"}
+{"text":"Very nice, thanks."}
+{"text":"in  can watch more"}
+{"text":"Anybody knows how these paper dolls are called?"}
+{"text":"theyre just based on the virtual avatars from project sekai, i dont think they have a specific name beyond that."}
+{"text":"I accidently printed 99 sheets of homework , any ideas?"}
+{"text":"What about a paper clock? We need a new thread with one of those"}
+{"text":"I'll get started immediately anon."}
+{"text":"Ey /po/, one of the new Pokemon from Pokemon Sun and Moon version is Kartana. It looks like this. Can you make it in real life with origami, and if so, how? -/vp/"}
+{"text":"Good to see this thread still live even after all of this."}
+{"text":"Glad to see the Kartana thread lived through another major 4chan incident."}
+{"text":"The face flaps are not folded in and the hand pattern is cutout and not folded. Not accurate. Better but the hand pattern seems printed, rather than folded. Could be wrong."}
+{"text":"Lets make a G-Max version of Kartana"}
+{"text":"When this thread was created I was 18 kinda glad it’s still around as I wanna get into Origami"}
+{"text":"I seen this papercraft everywhere but im not to sure where to get/buy the template. If anyone has the pdf ill pay i need it so bad!!"}
+{"text":"I have the model Scans !!!! Send dm if You interesting btemakoto@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"https: // drive.google.com/file/d/ 1bC7bFogJCsWP8yMDji1s1qehgSEtMA4j /view?usp=sharing"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"This is papercraft, light locations captured from paper reflection."}
+{"text":"Post and discuss guides, projects, etc. relating to Christian /po/ here. Remember: Pray without ceasing, Christ is King!"}
+{"text":"cube net cross sneed, I hate the Antichrist he is not an enemy to defeat and forgive but evil to be destroyed."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"So, when u will teach us how 2 do this?"}
+{"text":"sick build!"}
+{"text":"I just finished this model and I realized a few things: always print your models using inkjet, not laser because the laser toner cracks when you fold it and white lines show up. also, never use liquid super glue on thin paper because it bleeds terribly. i only use gel super glue because its thicker and spreads evenly"}
+{"text":"i don't come on this board often. how long did this take? i think you did a swell job."}
+{"text":"i think it took around 2-3 days"}
+{"text":"So cute ty for posting this!! <3"}
+{"text":"Awesome dude"}
+{"text":"So cool!"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the template for this?"}
+{"text":"thank you SO MUCHHHH!!!! <3"}
+{"text":"Recently I got inspired by this guy who models their cosplays with cardboard and I got surprised by how good the round shapes ended up look like. I only want to make a mask with round shapes but every tutorial I found uses straight strokes for the template and I want to know if I can find more information of how to do it the other way"}
+{"text":"yup."}
+{"text":"For searchable terms: a **dart** is the sewing/pattern term for the type of cut shown in your helmet pattern photo used to turn a flat surface into a ball-like curved surface. The opposite concept of adding material to get a saddle-shaped surface doesn't have an exactly analogous term in sewing to my knowledge, but **godet** comes kinda close."}
+{"text":"If you just want to start getting your hands dirty, one way to come up with 2d cutting patterns like you see here is to work backwards from 3d to 2d. For example, let's suppose you wanted to design a suit of cosplay armor that will fit you, and you want to know what shapes to cut out of foam or cardboard that can be fitted together into your armor. You get a friend to wrap your whole body in saran wrap, then wrap around that saran wrap with duct tape. Then you draw on the duct tape with a sharpy and try to partition the surface of into areas that have roughly zero gaussian curvature (either flat-ish surfaces like the front of your chest, cylindrical-ish sections like your upper arm, or conical sections like the taper of your forearm), areas with negative gaussian curvature (pringle/saddle shapes, like where your pectoral muscle attaches to the arm), and areas with positive gaussian curvature (roughly spherical bumps like your shoulders or roughly spherical indents like your armpits). mark each region with a +, -, or 0 according to what its curvature is. Once you separate the surface into these curvature areas mark each side of each label each side of each sharpie line with a number so you can put it all back together later. Then carefully cut off the saran/duct tape along the sharpie lines, preferably with kiddie scissors so you don't stab yourself."}
+{"text":"Now sort the pieces +, -, and 0 piles. The zero pieces should flatten out nicely as they are. They can just be cut out of foam as they are. + and - pieces will stubbornly not want to lie flat as they are. The (+) pieces will get taught around the edges and loose in the middle when you try to flatten them. They may even tear around the edges if you try too hard. To get it to lie flat, you add some some labeled sharpie lines around the outside then cut them (like in your helmet photo). These are your darts. Do this until it lies flat. The (-) pieces will get all wrinkly and fold over themselves around the edges if you try to flatten them. to get these flat, you gotta remove some material around the edges. Draw some pizza slices (godots) around the outside and label the edges, then cut the pizza slices all the way out, but hold onto them. Do this until each of the pieces lies more or less flat with no overlap around the edge of each main (-) piece. Now you have a bunch of flat pieces which you can trace onto your cardboard or whatever. Add a little extra size around all edges (except for the edges from darts and godots) so the thing isn't skin-tight. Cut all the pieces, bend them into shape, and glue them together by the edge labels. Now you have some fitted armor."}
+{"text":"Papercraft with additional / alternate materials, aluminum, wire..."}
+{"text":"soon"}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever check this thread or am I alone in this universe"}
+{"text":"Metal foil origami is neat"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have diagrams for this model? They can be found in SAOC \"origami Records vol1\" the book with shipping is too expensive just for the one model."}
+{"text":"Do any of these contain diagrams? Or is it just the CP? From my understanding the book I mentioned was the only one with diagrams"}
+{"text":"Do any of these contain diagrams? Or is it just the CP? From my understanding the book I mentioned was the only one with diagrams"}
+{"text":"Anyone got soac con or korea25 TY"}
+{"text":"I have it. E-mail me: atoyqc5010(@)protonmail.com"}
+{"text":"Email sent!"}
+{"text":"made years ago and I want to recreate, cannot find the diagram or name of the shape anywhere"}
+{"text":"man that's cool it doesn't even seem possible"}
+{"text":"No problem."}
+{"text":"the 3d paper jew"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Oh no I see it too"}
+{"text":"I got this action figure used for cheap. He was missing his vest so I made him one out of orange cardstock and rubber cement. It's a very amateurish job but I am still proud of it"}
+{"text":"Thanks guys"}
+{"text":"Very nifty, it worked out great Anon."}
+{"text":"Not an origami person but I respect the craftsmanship, sick vest!"}
+{"text":"Looks great."}
+{"text":"fuck yeah dude, i'm glad to see this. it adds tons of personality. fits pretty much perfectly on him."}
+{"text":"Hello guys, what happens? I would like you to help me choose a good role of origami, I want to raise my level (Very complex figures) and do complex things but here in Colombia it is impossible to find good quality or special role for origami. A friend in the USA will soon come and can bring me paper. I want to know which one should buy according to my needs. I will put options that I have in mind. My friend is in Florida."}
+{"text":"De los de la foto, te recomiendo el #7, el #3 y el tant (#1). ¿Has utilizado alguna vez algún papel \"especial\"? ¿Cuál ha sido el modelo más complejo que has plegado? Porque también depende mucho de esto anterior. Pues, por ejemplo, estos papeles no te servirían para plegar modelos complejos o muy complejos, como los de Shuki Kato o Kamiya (tal vez solo para practicar), pues el papel se va desgastando y \"lastimando\". Te recomiendo mejor, buscar \"duo thai\", Unryu (mulberry), shadow fold, alios kraft, tissue foil, hanji, satogami, momigami... Papeles de preferencia, artesanales hechos a mano, como los de la. Tiemds de Nicolas Terry o Pham Hoang Tuan. Si te puedo ayudar en algo más, escríbeme a arellanoarturo636(arroba)gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Make your own paper."}
+{"text":"You should try making \"double tissue\" with regular tissue paper and wallpaper paste (or pure methyl cellulose if you can get it). There's lots of different techniques for making it, and shouldn't be hard to find video tutorials. For fancier stuff, I'm not too sure what's around in Colombia but you could look for mulberry fiber papers at art supply stores. You can make those kinds of papers fold very nicely if you treat them with methyl cellulose or wallpaper paste (the same way as you make double tissue)."}
+{"text":"If so could I please have it"}
+{"text":"Anyone1 know Comic origami 3, Otm 209,10 Or any Disco, Irc or any other place for em. TYVM"}
+{"text":"If you can send Ori Fancy 6, I'll send OTM 210"}
+{"text":"I already got em bro"}
+{"text":"Fair enough"}
+{"text":"If you can help find NOA Magazine no. 50 with the fish on the cover, that would would be great."}
+{"text":"Origami paper is pretty much out of my reach."}
+{"text":"I always enter this board by mistake But never regret it."}
+{"text":"See if you can get a roll of parchment paper at a grocery store (the stuff people use for baking -- not the waxed paper stuff), it's pretty cheap, easy to get, and you can cut big squares from it. Also some wrapping paper can work pretty well, but it's kinda hard to tell which ones are nice for origami without opening up the roll and testing it"}
+{"text":"I have this problem as well living in Ausfalia. It'll cost a shit ton to import decent paper."}
+{"text":"Hijacking this thread to ask a question I'm working on the gear heart paperwork and the instructions say this about what paper to use 16 pieces of 0.25 mm-thick A-4 size (210 x 297) paper. (The original gear’s heart is using Lesac 66 in red, with weight of 175 kg. what is that in gsm? Is Lesac 66 a thing you can buy? the pictures seem to be normalish paper but I'm not sure"}
+{"text":"Gsm is grams per square meter. It is basically the thickness of the paper. The weight of the paper is how stiff it is. I think at 175 kg it starts to be cardboard"}
+{"text":"On the home page of mypapercraft I cant find it."}
+{"text":"EVA Foam?"}
+{"text":"eva FOAM"}
+{"text":"I don't have things at the moment but I'd love to see more eva templates or sewing patterns. I don't think there's a nice place to find them like the stuff here."}
+{"text":"could try /cgl/"}
+{"text":"Hey I’m just getting into origami. Made a couple lotus flowers already. Can’t decide what to do next, please send me some instructions to pick"}
+{"text":"Personal opinion. But roses usually look more impressive. There's a bunch of instructions on youtube. Jo Nakashima on youtube has the best origami instructions imo. Most of the other youtube grifters are lazy."}
+{"text":"i love you"}
+{"text":"They are beautiful, very lovely ( •̀ ω •́ )"}
+{"text":"Hey guys, just wondering if you prefer to glue the origamis or to staple them??"}
+{"text":"I try to avoid using glue. Because some pieces will have plot twists in them where halfway through they spin or expand and completely change. I use clothes pins or paper clips when I just can't get it to hold together"}
+{"text":"Hello! I make pepakura for money. Models are usually constructed only once. My pieces are not so much like what we can find online; they tend to be VERY large and intricate, akin to a vg model. This is context for what my advice applies to. If you do it as an easy hobby or stick with truly low poly/tiny part models, a lot won't apply. No pic related just inspo, this is advice dump not my art thread. If you have any questions, why X, tell me more about Z, I am happy to oblige. I rarely use 4chan and wrote this on a whim, sorry if no reply. If you are interested in reaching for the stars with pepakura, here are my personal trade secrets. MATERIALS/TOOLS ---Do not score the fold lines by hand. If you have a silhouette cameo, go ahead. To fold by hand purchase a glass scraper. I have two, one with a small 1.5 inch blade and another that is 4 inches. Dull the blade. I align the fold line across my fingers, press down with the blade. ---Stop using an xacto knife. Get a snap blade utility knife. I HIGHLY recommend OLFA, XA-1 design. ---Titebond II Premium wood glue. It doesn't cure instantly but that's good, you don't want that. You want to be able to move the tab around into the perfect position before it starts curing. You have a 10 second window to make sure it's in position before it starts curing, then another 10 seconds till you can let go & any tension in the structure won't pull the tab out of place. ---Tiny squeezable craft bottles for glue. One of the bottles I added thicker medical syringe tube. It is long, which is good for when I have to apply glue to a tab which is difficult to access The other bottle has a 1 inch long coffee straw, I use that for when I need a lot of glue then spread it around. When a tab is huge I just open a jar of glue and use a brush to paint it on. ---Dental tools. ---Little neodymium magnets. I rarely use them, usually to hold a tab in place after the glue has already cured to the point that I can let go. See below"}
+{"text":"FINAL PRODUCT I never use colored paper or printed textures. If you want a really nice product, move away from that. Texture has its use in hobby pieces. The glue can overflow out of the seam and get on the paper. If you want to get rid of it then you'll have to cut that part off the model and start over. Look up fox pepakura. If I were to design a simple cute lil fox, that kind of coloring fits the model, but even so there is really no point in using colored paper. Just use painters tape to mask the area you want to paint, at that point you can now add subtle detail to your unique piece. Aesthetically, the best part of large, complex pepakura is its geometry. A single light source makes the whole thing pop. Shadow brings it to life, moving the source changes its appearance. When I finish a piece I spray paint it white to remove imperfection. Most of my pieces sell in this state, that is just what most people want when I show them what it looks like with different light sources and light colors cast on it. I inform the buyer that I can paint it a different solid color, or I can give it a more intricate paint job with undershading/zenithal highlight and/or a more realistic design that doesn't take away from the geometry. For example, a seahorse would do well with a base color, alternate coloring of specific geometry (using painters tape to mark off sections), eyes, and free form spray painting (letting the paint spit out in little drops, spraying highlight on tail tip, undershading), finalize with matte/clear glaze. The geometry is retained and highlighted through this paint job. Don't overdo. My goal is not to make it appear realistic like VGs do to convince you it does't have geometry. I'm not going to print texture on it, not going to use a paintbrush. If I wanted to make a giant realistic seahorse I wouldn't be using paper as a medium. Its form is inherently geometric. Any color design should compliment that."}
+{"text":"GOING BIG Working with such large paper models requires support. 3D printing at this scale has so much imperfection, time and risk of failure, it would be very heavy and require a complex web of internal support. As an art form, sculpting/mold pouring also isn't under threat from this tech in my eyes. For my pieces, shoddy woodworking as a skeleton does the job and I pad the areas were wood contacts the paper with pool noodles, pillow filling wrapped in fabric, fire hazard stuff. 120 lb paper is flexible, surprisingly resilient, and the final product is so lightweight it's never going to warp if properly supported. I use wood glue so the paper will rip before the tabs will ever become unsecured. I've had to finish assembly after transport on site, that's something I avoid, logistic crap. I tend to base the size of my largest pieces around standard dimensions. Standard height of a ceiling, standard width and height of a door and double doors. LxWxH is not a determine factor, you can maneuver a piece diagonally and twist it around to make it fit through a frame. MODELING idk. I have no formal training. I studied art from my favorite games, Bloodborne and Dark Souls, looked at art, texture-less models. At first I only made symmetrical models and added asymmetrical parts afterwards. Just get blender go on youtube and practice. I copied a bunch of low poly tutorials and then my first model was a huge leap into complexity. If you're making a cat and the proportions look weird just look at a reference and keep messing with it till it seems right. Once you have the proportions right you can make the polygons look more geometric-y. I am not a creative person. I do this in reverence of objective beauty and other's art, try to reverently replicate it in this form. Thanks for reading I hope this helped or inspired you"}
+{"text":"thank you for this excellent thread"}
+{"text":"Nice thread, cheers for the glass cutting tool tip."}
+{"text":"thank you for these tips"}
+{"text":"Hello, I did some origami with a japanese thin newspaper but Id like it to be more sustained and have like a harder finishing. What do you suggest to do to harden them? Some product maybe?"}
+{"text":"you could try using modge podge spray to harden it or maybe resin"}
+{"text":"You can try resin or transparent glue, but I'm not sure if this is considered \"glitching the game\", you could try the next time to use two copies of the same newspaper page and sandwich them with a blank paper in the middle"}
+{"text":"Methylcellulose adhesive is your best friend. Buy some bookbinding-grade powder, make a solution with water and apply."}
+{"text":"Do someone has this one?"}
+{"text":"Card captor artwork Indicates to me that you Are a pedophile"}
+{"text":"takes one to know one"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Anyone have this?"}
+{"text":"seems excessive, just say you don't like the show and move on"}
+{"text":"have you gotten it ? if yes pls share"}
+{"text":"Abo"}
+{"text":"Give her friends"}
+{"text":"even now there is hope for /m/an but this is /po/ so lets ee 'em"}
+{"text":"yooo its so cool"}
+{"text":"man i thought it was megas XLR for a second there and my heart almost stoped"}
+{"text":"It might not be papercraft but i do remember owning a book (or two) on super robot style origami, centered around an 8x8 grid. Robogami was my shit near 5 years ago..."}
+{"text":"i wanna work on this one. whats a good gsm for the paper?"}
+{"text":"make the worst paper fortune tellers you can using this model"}
+{"text":"So uh hthuus us yumemizuki Mizuki papercraft I found in Pinterest and imm looking where to find it or some xclues would be helpful thanks"}
+{"text":"did you make it yet?"}
+{"text":"Im actually in th3 process sinc3 I've be3n making other models in meanwhile"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a scan of \"Akira Yoshizawa: Japan's Greatest Origami Master\"? Internet Archive says that it's unavailable except for patrons with print disabilities, and I'm NOT spending 50 clams on a copy."}
+{"text":"i love you will you marry me"}
+{"text":"I feel his stuff relies a lot on wet-folding and shaping. It's art at this point, not just following instructions. To get results as good as him is pretty much impossible for me."}
+{"text":"well he is a Japanese origami master.. you have probably only been doing it for 2 months.. so don't be too hard on yourself"}
+{"text":"Stop larping as an expert. It’s disgusting."}
+{"text":"Strive to be less douchey."}
+{"text":"hello, many years ago a very nice asian man gave this to me. has anyone seen this kind of bird before and if its called anything? i want to learn how to make it without taking it apart. thanks"}
+{"text":"Wat."}
+{"text":"throw it in the air. it moves like a Badminton birdie"}
+{"text":"Badminton birdie Wat. Those don't fly when thrown."}
+{"text":"make a bird and find out"}
+{"text":"it looks similar to a swallow i wonder what bird it is"}
+{"text":"If you can make this thing a reality I'll resign as an art (netzach) tutor. oragami is kino"}
+{"text":"The fine arts brings the joy out in everybody."}
+{"text":"Neat Can you re upload the same image Im looking for the sauce"}
+{"text":"I see you've never been to /mu/ Dying to see your resignation letter OP, you can still redeem yourself"}
+{"text":"Its not connected and doesn't move in pop up book like fashion like in the cartoon tho."}
+{"text":"In remembrance of the last paper planes thread, which just so happened to be one of the oldest boards on 4chan that passed away quite recently, this thread will serve as its successor. Hopefully this thread won't be prematurely bumped into oblivion like the last one did. Anyways, this thread could serve as a sort of \"Paper Planes General\". Feel free to post your designs, .pdf files, and folding instructions. Anything goes as long as it flies or at least looks like its supposed to."}
+{"text":"for you"}
+{"text":"This was my first paper plane book 30 years ago. I was 6. I still have it and now im using it to teach my son."}
+{"text":"I have that book in pdf (Sealth aircraft origami by Jason Merrill). I could exchange it for another book (or magazines), if you like, send me message to arellanoarturo636@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"-po-v3.torrent Seems dead now, sadly. Anyone mirroring it?"}
+{"text":"Phonefag here, how can I download it?"}
+{"text":"Seedbox is a shitter off and on, But I am still seeding. Gonna move the torrent to a different client in the coming months so uptime should be better."}
+{"text":"are smallerTorrents still being seeded? I've been on them for like a week now and only got to 22%"}
+{"text":"I am trying to download it to i've got to 14%"}
+{"text":"Lazy bake for the first edition. Starting off with an image of some funky looking kangaroo. Post and discuss paper craft on Australian objects and places"}
+{"text":"I should try making a cardboard model of my tractor. Chamberlain c670 made in Australia could do Australian made inters as well."}
+{"text":"no ears :("}
+{"text":"im just curious if anyone has and will be willing to send a pdf of the origami from china book, I would be very grateful. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"\"\"Origami Works Of Tu Kaiming\"\" I have this book and I will exchange it for origami from china contact me at: notademuerte2@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Can you share only Zi Luang baby croco? Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"I have this book If you bought this one, then why didn't you buy the other one as well? Origami From China is actually cheaper than Origami Works of Tu Kaiming."}
+{"text":"Just, from where you got the image?"}
+{"text":"How am I supposed to make step 41-43 here? It says I need to open the pocket to push that part inside, but no matter how I try opening it, it doesn't resemble the one from the image"}
+{"text":"The paper will looks 3d for awhile, is like a sink. pay attention to the valley fold on de midle of the gray triangle on step,42, you need to push."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the origami ragdoll cat diagrams or photo diagrams by vistar? Id greatly appreciate it if you did. If you want I can also give you origami from China for it too. Thanks so much"}
+{"text":"I have it. What is your email?"}
+{"text":"Please send it here contact@saorigami.com"}
+{"text":"Mail sent."}
+{"text":"If you have it and are willing to give it to me my email is samaju1234567@gmail.com. If you did I would be forever grateful to you"}
+{"text":"That's the email of creator of the diagram."}
+{"text":"If anyone here wants marine origami, I have it and I will give it to someone with a good offering. List what you got if you want it. I will give it to someone with works of Tu Kaiming, though."}
+{"text":"If u got the extra diagrams u get with proof of purchase u got a deal."}
+{"text":"Thanks man, you got any if the newer tantodon mag"}
+{"text":"Thanks, anon. Fuck you, OP."}
+{"text":"fold the paper"}
+{"text":"squash that point where the black arrow is pointing down until it's flat like an octagon. then look at the origami from the side and follow those tiny mountain and valley folds"}
+{"text":"very helpful"}
+{"text":"It's an open squash fold. Open up the point and shape the paper to look like 91(all the creases are there, you just need to make them mountain folds), Then stretch the paper a little down to flatten it, used the creases in 93. It's a pretty standard move but difficult because of all the layers."}
+{"text":"Has anyone used just paper to make terrain pieces for their wargame, sort of like pop up sets like pic related?"}
+{"text":"Yes but DND maps"}
+{"text":"This one has removable roof as well. It's a bit tricky to put together, but well worth it."}
+{"text":"These are a bunch of David Graham models, some are free, some are simply cheap. They sometimes come with alternate roofs, like the thatched cottage also coming with a red tiled roof file. And there's often those boxes as filler, which I appreciate."}
+{"text":"how do i fold heads like that? i really want to do this one but i keep fucking up the head"}
+{"text":"I hate these things, but try closing the head on the lateral, then place the spiky flaps inside the head so they dont get stuck. Put glue on the bottom of the top of the head and with a pencil attach the rectangle flaps, if the spiky flags poke trhu corners you can push them in with a needle set them in place and from the inside with that very same needle glue it. The bottom of the head is similar, i got tired of fucking this up and just made a pear teto you should do that instead."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here has a template of this papercraft model? It's website died ages ago."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much"}
+{"text":"I love folding dragons."}
+{"text":"found it myself but here if any1 else is interested"}
+{"text":"They're quite fun, though the couple I've made have been pretty simple so far"}
+{"text":"So cute!"}
+{"text":"Sweet ring"}
+{"text":"chloranthy ring"}
+{"text":"I would like to announce that I am now beginning my journey into the Papercraft & Origami World. This may be something Huge or something Small in the lives of all. Any book recommendations you might consider mentioning to an Amateur such as myself?"}
+{"text":"I think Gen Hagiwara's Spirit of Origami and Jun Maekawa's Genuine Origami are good starting points."}
+{"text":"Recently got back into Quake with the release of Quake II remastered, and came across some photos of this model online-I thought I used to have a copy of it, but can't find it-I can only find the similar Ninjatoes version. Does anyone have a copy of this model they could scan and preserve for the future? It is pretty old; from 1997! I've been searching for it for awhile with no luck."}
+{"text":"He-Man re-color"}
+{"text":"Anyone able to confirm they still sell these 1 year later?"}
+{"text":"Image expired"}
+{"text":"How about sharing it then?"}
+{"text":"What happened to the issue 48 guy? If you have it, please share it."}
+{"text":"I've updated the index and uploaded new NOAs: 575, 585, 587, 597, 598 If someone has any that are not included in the shared folder, please write to me on oriscans@proton.me and I'll upload them =)"}
+{"text":"Updated again with no. 594, thanks for the contribution!"}
+{"text":"What are some origami works that looks difficult to create but is actually rather easy and the other way around?"}
+{"text":"Geometric shapes or mathematical objects are fun to assemble but then the instructions is like make 30 pieces for each face or sm."}
+{"text":"Fuck it, my curiosity has won in the end after seeing this board be here for years. How can I start off doing origami as a beginner with no previous experience aside from making paper airplanes? (If that counts)"}
+{"text":"easiest way is to just get any paper you have on hand and cut it into a square (look up how) then follow a tutorial on youtube."}
+{"text":"I fixed that pesky cheek. I'm a lot more fond of this model than I was expecting"}
+{"text":"Sweet! He's got some amazing stuff on there, I've got a origami rubik's cube at work. Bitch to put together though :p"}
+{"text":"We are so back paper folding bros"}
+{"text":"You know what? I wouldn't be surprised of how badly this website is handled by the mods and owner."}
+{"text":"I haven't folded in a while, but felt sad hearing this board could be gone forever."}
+{"text":"Not being able to load PDFs is a crock of shit. Why take that feature away? They should have just left the site down then."}
+{"text":"cargalos con medifire"}
+{"text":"lets gooo"}
+{"text":"that's really nice"}
+{"text":"Yes. This is beautiful. Where do I get the pieces from or can I fashion them myself ?"}
+{"text":"Just print and cut"}
+{"text":"Day 2 988 to go"}
+{"text":"that was me. still thinking about what could've been. tried to find the same kit online to no avail, similar ones look worse in quiality and are much more expensive. it's a stupid thing to get upset over, but to me it's just another proof that i can't finish anything i start"}
+{"text":"Congratulations on finishing, anon. I'm sorry about what happened in the middle of your folding journey but it's nice that you finished on Tanabata. it was the fitting end for my journey. Life is all about moving on, and that is want I most wanted These are some beautiful last words to end your journey. It's been a treat folding with these cranes with you. I wish you the best in whatever you do in the future."}
+{"text":"Thanks so much for the kind words, anon. Admittedly, my life's still on hold for the time being, but at risk of turning this into a blog post, I'll just leave it as \"we'll see how things end up\". I'll say that it is nice to be able to fold things that aren't cranes again. To keep things on topic, I keep a set of paper at work that I usually fold with when I'm bored. It isn't the easiest paper to work with, but here's a horse I attempted today. I will say that I hope someone picks up the journey sometimes soon. I know threads aren't at huge risk of dying here, but I'd be lying if I said that I'd be ok letting this thread die out. As a side not, I guess some of my images got deleted? Not really sure about that one but alright the front legs on the horse Yes, I fixed those after I took the photo I think that, if it really is something you want to do, you should still pursue it. Cranes are very simple to fold, so you can really use whatever paper you find to fold them with. One ream of A4 can easily be cut down into 2000 squares if you want some easily accessible paper. There is also something special about origami made from found paper, so you could also get creative with were you get your sheets from if you're short on money. I guess what I'm saying is don't let it get to you too much. I've never liked the whole \"it's not about the destination\" outlook, but I'd hate to see you quit the journey over this. It is a very cool thing to dedicate yourself to that few people rarely try"}
+{"text":"Belated congratulations on your cranes!"}
+{"text":"Thank you! Can't believe that it's been over a year since I finished."}
+{"text":"Is papercraft as a hobby dying?"}
+{"text":"seconded. i go to ren fair every year now since the big sick, and me and my friends make costumes out of nothing but cardboard (last years was a tamagotchi, pic rel). which i guess is more cosplay, but still. there are more ways to use papercraft than making a lil thing to sit on your shelf"}
+{"text":"we do what we must, because we can"}
+{"text":"why does the pic make me feel sad"}
+{"text":"It might be the heavy shadows, I was too lazy to set up a second flash to give the shot more natural-looking lighting"}
+{"text":"Set up some proper lighting and it looks a lot better imo"}
+{"text":"Made a origami transformer (brawl). Personaly think its way better than a lot of whats been on the internet. Could only use printer paper so the model is still very limited and simple, tho i suppose thats a strength depending on how you look at it"}
+{"text":"bumping this thread cause this is awesome"}
+{"text":"lol at the paper cranes."}
+{"text":"Is there a higher quality version of this book? It's called Dinosarios De Papel by Fernando Gilgado Gomez. Around steps 14 and beyond, it's asking to Hundir something. But then something seems weird on step 19. Either I can't read Spanish or it's asking to do an impossible sink fold."}
+{"text":"¡gracias por las instrucciones, logré doblar el ankylosaurus!"}
+{"text":"¡Estupendo! Lo dicho; si quisieras los libros completos, déjame un email para enviártelos. Leon, tu ya tienes mi email, de cuando te envié el libro de Nathaniel Lachen, y creo recordar que te indiqué que difícilmente podrías facilitarme algo que ya no estuviera a mi disposición. Con ese email, que figura en listas de gente a la cual hay que ignorar, ¿crees que algo te enviaría?"}
+{"text":"(You) PONTE EN MI LUGAR SI NO TUVIERAS LAGO LO BUSCARIAS, Y SE QUER TU TIENES UNOS LIBROS QUE QUIERO, ASI SEAN DOS O TRES"}
+{"text":"I don't remember stepping on your toes, but OK then. I probably have those two books already anyway."}
+{"text":"kek, my stars turned out so crappy. they look like blobs after doing it for 2 hours."}
+{"text":"Are you supposed to cut out the text \"make your own star\"?"}
+{"text":"why is making paper stars so addicting i can fill up an entire evening folding strips and listening to tunes"}
+{"text":"Easy and understandable instructions!"}
+{"text":"thank you :D Now I can have stars with different shades"}
+{"text":"I have been looking forever for this file. Can someone plz just upload the pdf to Google drive or comment the link where I can find the instructions for this?"}
+{"text":"Idk which is which but i emailed Tez back"}
+{"text":"have you tried leaving the third world ?"}
+{"text":"real"}
+{"text":"Lifesavers, thanks for the templates!!"}
+{"text":"4chan not being the bottom of humanity for two seconds let's gooo"}
+{"text":"Hey I know the overlap between people who like paper modeling stuff and people who like home designs is small, but does anyone else do something similar to this? Design a little home layout in MS paint, print it out, cut it out, and tape/glue it together? It's nice to be able to better visualize home designs than just in my head and it helps me avoid using software. I've made a few of these and just finished this one about ten minutes ago. Seeing everything else here I know it may be a bit sub-par quality, but I'm still happy with how it turned out :)"}
+{"text":"I studied architecture so we did this sometimes. It's nice when you do it out of love and have time, it's hell when you have to pull all-nighters the whole week and do them as quick models to trash and modify on the fly for the final real model."}
+{"text":"just learn blender/use a floorplanning CAD software or something."}
+{"text":"how do I print it? what settings should I use?"}
+{"text":"I wonder how many architects used card models? Although they probably only used the card for walls with balsa framing."}
+{"text":"I made a cardboard model similar to this in 5th or 6th grade of my whole house for a school project. I forget the scale, but the walls were maybe an inch high. So like 1:96 maybe? Took it to my friend's house and WD-40 flamethrowered it in his back yard. It was the '80s; that kind of thing was normal then. You kids have no idea."}
+{"text":"couldnt find any good hk papercrafts on the interwebs, literally made my own (picrel is part of it) and it came out pretty ass. I know there was some official papercraft, but I couldn't find any scans (at all) help?"}
+{"text":"how did I do?"}
+{"text":"get yourself a tweezer set, i have a few bent ones for purposes of holding stuff together"}
+{"text":"some more stuff I made"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Cute and Fat"}
+{"text":"You're doing good OP. It's better than my first one."}
+{"text":"/po/ is back! What about show me your best Papercraft? doesn't have to be Anime Papercraft, it can be any papercraft. Anyway, i forgot where i got this Tanjiro template, does anyone know where to get this template? Thx."}
+{"text":"A: Yes Ok I don't really know how to read this, it's obvious the paper doesn't have 8 corners but I can't tell when the second piece of paper come in, and what folds are done on what sheet of paper. Any help explaining how to fold this thing? It's a cute gift for a friend."}
+{"text":"See the scissor symbol on top of step 14? It means you have to cut both points along the middle line, drawn in bold (but not very visible on this low-res image; in blue on pic related). Then, fold both top-half of these points as indicated. Next, on step 15, fold both bottom-half of the points, and you have your 4 legs."}
+{"text":"Thanks got it done."}
+{"text":"I have these books from NOA for 1-100 3,5,17-19,22,47,49,51,53,58,61-63,66,68,70-72,80-so on Looking to trade with anyone who has NOA 533 and up or ones that I am missing from 1-100"}
+{"text":"Don't talk nonsense. It isn't nonsense, they do not exist. All of these are available on some private forums. That's where you're wrong."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, you're never going to finish this list."}
+{"text":"Well that's of course obvious. It's nice to have the ones that were gently shared, the models are nice to teach kids."}
+{"text":"1979-09 (048) 1979-11 (050) 1980-01 (052) 1980-04 (054) 1980-06 (056) 1981-05 (069) 1981-09 (073) 1982-01 (077) 1984-11 (111) 1984-12 (112) Show examples of these."}
+{"text":"No.81084567"}
+{"text":"REQUEST: Side-by-side classic shotgun Are there any good weapon paper model makers that would either have a plan already made, links to some, or any help to making one? I've been trying to find one for Quite A While now and have been attemptin to create One by first modeling it out etc. but hit a \"bit\" of a setback with my computer frying up completely during a thunderstorm. Looking Now for the classic type of shotgun. Attempting to acquire the level of detail and possible function that are akin to the \"Paper Manufacturing\" brands level of quality."}
+{"text":"neat!"}
+{"text":"I realized it's kind of funny that it's a gamebanana link."}
+{"text":"Here's one of a '92 Chevy. Feel free to contribute your own or construct the ones in this thread and posting the results."}
+{"text":"print pages 1-2 if your printer does double sided prints well and cut along the lines otherwise print page 3"}
+{"text":"new version"}
+{"text":"am i just retarded or is this really hard to parse? i've folded this many times and i still can't make out what the instructions are trying to convey. i had to watch a video to see how it's done the first time"}
+{"text":"Anyone got papercraft for the C3 Corvette?"}
+{"text":"Any instructions for 1/12 accesories or diorama parts? something like ruble or barricades?"}
+{"text":"Ive done some basic stuff and i want to learn more advanced stuff in origami as a project. What books are good for that?"}
+{"text":"this so much."}
+{"text":"I didn't have good experience with this book. The theory is nice, teaching techniques and essential ideas in progressively more complex models. But a lot of the models, in my experience, even simpler ones can be too disappointing/challenging. I mean this book is supposedly written for beginners. I just checked gilad page, reviewing from memory: 1. squirrel - the example photo and the one in diagram is different, so your result won't look the same as Jun Maekawa's 2. box - \"locks\" and bullshit don't work. I honestly have no idea how to make this properly without glue 3. spiral shell - good luck making everything aligned 4. giraffe - I really dislike this one, dunno, the fact you fold the back and hide it behind really annoys me 5. helmet - good luck making this stand, even gilad couldn't do it, fuck this model seriously I think I dropped the book a few models after this. I kept hitting problems that I blame on subpar models. I decided just to fold stuffs I find interesting from /po/. Not following Maekawa's curriculum. I'm much happier now. I just don't think the book is good recommendation for beginners. ----- John Montroll's Teach Yourself Origami's first half has all of the essential models they used to teach in schools."}
+{"text":"Try to follow this plan to become a successful folder . 1 .Sonobe .2 . Kusudama .3 tessellation .These are good because very repetitive folds practice makes foolproof and you can use glue for assembly Then 4 .Beetle . 5 .Fish . 6 .Spider .7 scorpion 8 . Butterfly two colours . 9 .Bee two colours Then try some simple characters . After that you should be familiar enough with diagrams and precrease to attempt more complex models such as birds dragons ."}
+{"text":"wrong board, scipo"}
+{"text":"I got this picture of a few pins badges representing animals, possibly origami models (that's probably the intended effect). Any of you know if they are origami models and not just polygon-shaped animals? And if they are origami, any idea of who the creators are?"}
+{"text":"I don't recognize those, I suspect they're just meant to look like origami without being based on real designs. That said, the koala looks a bit like Gen Hagiwara's and the fox reminds me of one by Hoang Tien Quyet"}
+{"text":"Thanks for your answer. I'll try to find pictures of those two models you talked about."}
+{"text":"What paper do you guys use for your origami? And what is your favorite paper?"}
+{"text":"Just sharing this Kangaroo model I just made."}
+{"text":"This stuff(pic related) is my most used as far anything that requires any larger paper with colors. It arrives perfectly square and it's cheap. There is better paper I've used, but it's usually for special models. I think my favorite so far is shadowfold. It's thin and easy to use."}
+{"text":"I use car paint masking paper for more complex models. it's strong, thin, keeps it's shape and it's dead cheap."}
+{"text":"I've always admired people who can do these things. It's impressive dexterity and a performance just watching it and the results can be so beautiful and tacticle too. Crazy the talent I can see browsing this board. Making me consider trying it so it's interesting to see what papers people are using."}
+{"text":"Hemp paper"}
+{"text":"Here you go."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Why delete the other thread?"}
+{"text":"It didn't make any sense, did it?"}
+{"text":"Saw this on Twitter, wanted to repost it here, someone might appreciate this."}
+{"text":"Thank you, it was exactly what I was looking for!"}
+{"text":"Stupid grapes"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"is the at in the photo not their handle? cant find em"}
+{"text":"Making a fable diorama now thanks for the idea anon."}
+{"text":"i did this like a gift, \"When I finished this model, I thought I would feel satisfaction, but I felt nothing, hahaha. I make 6 models for 6 people every year and give them as gifts.\""}
+{"text":"Do they appreciate your work anon?"}
+{"text":"damn, anon. how did you make these? I'm new to the hobby."}
+{"text":"Hello, I am Rhondafojchi (Rhondar). Regarding your question, well... I really hope so. It really depends on how each person takes care of or receives details like gifts. I like giving them. I've been doing origami for a long time, and I think I'm in another stage now, hehe."}
+{"text":"Hello again, there are several paths I followed: tutorials, forums, and diagrams. If you are new, I hope you continue. If you need help, im here for help and show my work."}
+{"text":"Post moar"}
+{"text":"always liked origami as a kid like every other kid i guess recently decided to get back into it started working through a book using printer paper because i don't have origami paper got to about halfway through the intermediate models having a ton of fun one night i accidentally leave one of them out on the kitchen table wake up next day mom rips up the origami starts yelling at me says she knows i've been \"wasting\" paper with this shit calls me a retard and tells me to stop right away all joy is sucked out of it haven't felt the need to make another one Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you think he might be receptive you should tell him you regret how you treated him, and ask if you can waste paper with him again. I hope you can mend your relationship, anon."}
+{"text":"Been doing origami since I was 6 off and on. I stopped doing origami for years after my grandmother yelled at me for saying \"it's like I'm god creating stuff!\" after making an origami deer. I quit origami for a long time after that, but I got back into it.. I can't find the book the deer came in now. It was a very nice model."}
+{"text":"You know she's right."}
+{"text":"The difference is you need to eat. OP is just wasting paper."}
+{"text":"You have to be 18 to troll here. And what a pathetic effort it was."}
+{"text":"Go /p/ro. Want: • Expect criticism regarding your uploads. • /p/ is for photos: so feel free to post them as often as possible, even if \"image unrelated\" to your text. • Use \"Recent Photos\" threads if you are shy or only want to post a small number of photos. • Raw Files which can be collectively edited for discussion of post-processing techniques are encouraged. • Please check the catalogue for similar topic(s) before creating a new thread. Do Not Want: • Go to /wsr/ or /r/ for specific Photoshop requests. • Gear threads are discouraged but permitted. Keep in mind that many users simply hide these threads. Want to learn more? • The /p/ Wiki"}
+{"text":"Why are photography YouTubers so shit? They mostly churn out boring nontent while dressing like a copy of a copy of a copy of someone who thought he might closet cosplay Ansel Adams. Who are they aping? Almost all have the cadence and tone of a best buy sales associate either slowly conniving a golden HDMI cable sale or postponing their suicide on a Sunday evening only since their parents are still alive; with no in-between. I meet smarter and more interesting people IRL at camera club or local stores, so it's not as if this hobby is exclusively for people prescribed Klonopin and SSRIs. Half of them are just talking head slop direct to camera talking about what gear to buy (micro four nerds) The ones that do teardowns and repairs of gear are usually fine, but those aren't exactly photo videos at that point. The only guy that does the \"video of taking photos\" thing I can stand is Nick LoPresti since he doesn't talk like he's constipated, but lately the lack of constipation has become a problem since he's been diarrhea-shitting up my sub box with low-effort commentary videos sitting in front of a green screen. Idk who he's aping there, 2016 twitch? Don't like it, especially one where he and his wife are politisperging about shit like how \"they can't use Google search for inane things because it'll track you\" for what feels like several minutes. Snappiness may be my second favorite even though he looks and talks like a queer (he has kids so I guess he isn't technically). At least he does ridiculous things with cameras that are more interesting than \"I walked and took a photo of something and had some ennui about it\". Also, I hate gxAce with a passion, dead horse of a gimmick beaten into dust at this point. 80% of his videos serve no purpose to the modal viewer since they're just a rain-dance to the corporate marketing teams to get them to send him gear. (Also combining sloppy wet deep-throat glazing prose with an aloof tone is uniquely excruciating to listen to.)"}
+{"text":"They're aping ArtOfTheImage"}
+{"text":"which camera should you buy? Why the one that was made by the people who paid me last or sent me that camera or it's predecessor of course"}
+{"text":"I tried looking up videos about Affinity vs Photoshop/Lightroom before I pay for a subscription and all the videos that came up looked so youtube-horrific I didn't even click on one. I'd rather pay to avoid watching that shit. God fucking damnit I hate social media shit."}
+{"text":"I thought the d'Entremont guy was just some guy with crazy good SEO/algorithm game, then I watched some of his videos and he's like what Ken Rockwell wishes he could be. His advice is obviously aimed at noobs, which is perfectly fine and it's likely why he gets so many views. But man, is he a good communicator and is so good at conveying instructions clearly. And the quality of his photos are top tier so unlike Cockwell, he walks the talk."}
+{"text":"let me teach you about this film stock! my film is five years expired though also I'm pushing it 2 stops also I'm using a red filter"}
+{"text":"three common setups off your head right now Err... Basic 3-point ...Single point? 2-point?"}
+{"text":"If you have a camera with a shitty sensor you can make the image look good if you use enough light. That’s how they made feature films on a fucking cell phone. They nuked the scene with light."}
+{"text":"I always find it a bit funny how so many video and colour guys on youtube all have extremely over done grading in their videos. Incredibly strong diffusion filters too. And they're trying to teach you how to colour grade hehe. I always knew lighting was important, but it really struck me when I took a photo of a sandwich I bought at a market with my old iphone 5. The lighting was just perfect and made the photo look incredible even though it was that shitty little camera."}
+{"text":"Everyone remember: Noise is the absence of light, not a product of ISO."}
+{"text":"Picrelated \"28 days later\" was shot on a digital camera at roughly 480p, Canon XL-1. 3 CCDs with 250k pixels each, 512x492, with usable DV resolution up to 750x492. Something something pixel shift technology. And it looks like a movie. Although the resolution is undoubtedly shite. Never saw it in cinemas so I can't say how bad it looked on a big screen."}
+{"text":"ctrl f: sqt none I'm going to start this one off with a stupider question than usual. Say you were asked to shoot a few wedding shots at the last minute and all you've shot before was rocks, leaves, birds and the odd landscape or building corner... what do? Asking for a friend of course but pls reply quick."}
+{"text":"Is there any gear I should get or techniques I should learn to make videos taken at night look less shitty? (I use a DSLR, 18mm-250mm lens)"}
+{"text":"I would miss the in-between range, 90% of my shooting is 24mm to 75mm, and I only go beyond when I can't get close enough or actually need wider Just depends how you like to shoot, I find going too wide or too telephoto extremely boring"}
+{"text":"Try to find an edge of a cloud and make that as in focus as possible You can make panoramas with anything, why do you think clouds would be an issue? whole site was down for a few weeks last year, exif and stuff was omitted probably as a safety concern going forward I should learn to make videos taken at night look less shitty If you can identify what \"look less shitty\" means, then there are obvious areas for improvement. Is it too noisy? Colors too bad? Too dark? etc. It's like saying this car drives bad, but not elaborating with any actual point of substance."}
+{"text":"why do you think clouds would be an issue? I mostly use automatic stitching in Lightroom or manual control points in AutoPano and I've had issues with softer objects throwing things off and resulting in unfixable ghosting. I guess manual stitching in Photoshop would let me do this by myself, but it also seems like having some general principles to follow would be helpful."}
+{"text":"5″x7″ or 8\"x10″ max. At those dimensions everything is so compressed that it's very hard for anyone to notice any differences. Anything larger than that however and you will in fact start to notice some differences in my experience. But over the years I've actually come to the realization that shooting with my phone gives me a greater sense of confidence and I get closer to the action, which I think leads to more engaging pictures. About the finishes, I prefer more mat appearances."}
+{"text":"I received this exact camera from my family along with some Fujifilm film. And it also has the exact same lens as in the photo... Would it be a good start to learning photography? I know it's not the best camera in the world, but it's the one I have. I have a digital camera, but I don't know... I'd like to see what it's like to photograph in analog."}
+{"text":"camera error edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"I did consider that one but it has a lot of distortion relative to the GM."}
+{"text":"The best Pentax body is a Sony with a Monster Adapter If you really like your Pentax lenses keep the ones you value the most and sell the rest. The 18-35mm and 300mm f/4 will get you a decent chunk of change. K5-II is worth like $250-400, sell and pick up a K-70/KF or a Monster Adapter for your Sony (all roughly the same amount). K10D is worthless, you can buy those <$80 all day long (I bought one off yahooauctions.jp for $20). If you sell those 2 lenses + K5 you'll easily raise $1000 if you're in USA. That said, IMO the a6700 is false economy if you don't need the reach or video capabilities. Why not just go for a a7c/a7iii ($1000-1200) or even a a7iv/a7cii ($1500-1700, lets you run LA-EA5 for A-Mount Minolta/Sony) for a little more? FF lets you run a stop less vs APSC in terms of ISO. a6700 is a chunky camera too for what it is too honestly."}
+{"text":"a7c efcs a7iii old camera by comparison with the a6700, although I have considered it a7iv more than I want to spend on a new body a7cii efcs i also am kinda covetous of the 24mm GM, it seems perfect for me, and im more used to 24mm on APS-C than FF. afaik the 35mm GM is not as great in terms of distortion. I do wanna do macro photography too and I think the a6700's af could help a lot with the right lenses. I had a macro lens for my pentax but goddamn it was frustrating to focus it. same deal with telephoto, beautiful lens and all but useless for anything that moves."}
+{"text":"So? It will just look like this anyways"}
+{"text":"\"Fuck This Captcha\" Edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the notes, it is more than I expected. i was just desaturating and fiddling with the color till I was happy with the result, but I’ll save your post and do more experimenting"}
+{"text":"looks good looks too high contrast worst boomer snapshit of all time"}
+{"text":"Furry Critters Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: Do you prefer color or black and white photography? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Are technical cameras the ultimate endgame?"}
+{"text":"All cameras have compromises and there is no truly perfect camera. I doubt there ever will be. Hence the word 'ideally'"}
+{"text":"Another victory for the 5D mk 2, when will it end..."}
+{"text":"Too big, if you want the perfect ratio usefulness/resolution just buy a medium format they can do 80% of what your picrel can for 600bucks. A RB67 will never break and you can travel with it, it's just at the limit of breaking my twink back. The only thing you won't have for most mediums is the architectural features, but, you can modify them or buy a fuji (but then it's too big for traveling). Also if you want to start this, shoot slide film, it feels magic in medium format. I shot two rolls of E100 in Hong Kong last week I'm waiting for the lab results I'll post it soon"}
+{"text":"no, this is"}
+{"text":"technical... camera? yes please"}
+{"text":"New thread [EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.] Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Pixel CompositionRGBImage OrientationTop, Left-HandColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width1000Image Height667"}
+{"text":"For planetary, you want to use videos instead of images. Software like PIPP will average the best frames of the videos and stack them together in order to make the image. Not bad considering, though."}
+{"text":"composite of 160+ pics I also made a clip using them as video frames"}
+{"text":"That's a cactus photo setup, idiot."}
+{"text":"are the views (visual) as cool as the pics ?"}
+{"text":"Any Aurora man in?"}
+{"text":"Haven't posted in a couple of months but got a few rolls developed recently and I'm slowly going through scanning them. Exif: Leica M3 + Nokton 50mm f.1.5 + Vision3 250D (for the first seven ones), then Aerocolor IV for the remaining four."}
+{"text":"Thanks, bro. I also really enjoy that one."}
+{"text":"He doesn't know voigtlander lenses are optically on par if not better than lenses these days."}
+{"text":"Love the colours in the 250D shots. They don't have a green tint that I see other people get from it. I hate green tints."}
+{"text":"Right? I don't know how OP does it, these are bright and colorful with tasteful halation while any time I shoot vision3 it comes out with weird color cast that can't be easily fixed. Maybe he's using bona-fide ECN2 chemicals or is just better at scanning. I'll stick to gold and ultramax or the de-remjetted vision3, those come out ok."}
+{"text":"Bro did you just post a pic of your mrs on a chins?"}
+{"text":"If I ask some college students to help me model for my photography do I have to pay them or is giving them the pictures for the instagram enough? What is your guys experience in this?"}
+{"text":"It's whatever you all agree to do for compensation. Money, the images, you buy them lunch, whatever."}
+{"text":"... what?"}
+{"text":"Negro you made me google for his books and now I'm in a list somewhere, thank you ya friggin nonce."}
+{"text":"are you gonna whip out your phone to ask claude what to say next every time your turn in conversation comes up in person? you know you'll have to be in the same room as these people at some point, yes?"}
+{"text":"I use Claude AI to write my responses for me"}
+{"text":"I don't want to buy a new flagship every two years. I just want to have a nice pocket camera and keep my midrange for a while. My old olympus pocket camera lasted for almost a decade. Preferably nothing more expensive than $700"}
+{"text":"No :( Sounds like you should just use your phone instead :((("}
+{"text":"i can sing this in my head but i dont remember what its from"}
+{"text":"Digital? Unlikely. If you want to try film, there are many options"}
+{"text":"I want to punch her boobies if you know what I mean"}
+{"text":"Sony ZV-1 not big shots but is a great video camera"}
+{"text":"Took this in berkeley, california at Caesar Chavez Park last year of the golden gate bridge looking 8 miles from the west. x optical astral zoom Minolta bridge camera (pun intended) I had to tweak the iso speed to get the proper lighting. yes, it was a blood red sunset. August-October is the best months to take photos in California due to the golden-light effect is strongest."}
+{"text":"it's not blurry it's soft yeah yeah sure whatever it's true that I've never been there but the thing is I've seen a lot of good pics of this bridge, this one isn't one of them, it's maybe interesting from a technical point of view or from a geographical angle ? (I doubt it, it's just a zoomed pic). just my unfiltered opinion anon don't take it too personally and enjoy your hobby anon. If you want your dick to be sucked by overly positive faggots and never succeed in life just go to Reddit"}
+{"text":"yes, but look hard enough, you can see the blue water. it's not a single mono-chrome. I know what it means. lol you remind me of a script-kiddy \"know it all\" I have been taking photos for years, not a professional however I know how to work the manual aspects of a camera just fine. I have also been online for over 35 years, kid. before there was even an Internet. so don't talk to me about Spez's (aka Steve0) old reddit site. I went to social events he threw at a local park. Why are you so fascinated with dicks and faggots sucking off? you seem to have a lot of experience in that. perhaps you're the reddit nub on here. all I did was post a photo. Critique it if you must but I mean come on, Grow up, Kid."}
+{"text":"probably the cringiest post of the board ggwp"}
+{"text":"4chan is full of immature incels who never got pussy outside of their Moms vagina on the way out. really sad. the first post response is an immature agitator trying to set off OP and managed to do so. Grow up."}
+{"text":"It's just a snapshit though anon, don't be so defensive about it. Here, I took damn near the same photo on the opposite coast. It's not particularly difficult to do or very spectacular."}
+{"text":"Shot on a Bessa R2M with the 35mm f/2 Ultron and a mix of Fuji 100, Provia 100, and Portra 400. Developed at various labs in Tokyo and Osaka, scanned by myself."}
+{"text":"I love the feeling of uncertainty, and the unknown this image gives me."}
+{"text":"Any shot you can give us a higher res of some of these? Awesome set OP."}
+{"text":"Yeah of course, which would you like?"}
+{"text":"posting some photos I took last month"}
+{"text":"so boring"}
+{"text":"Yeah, unfortunately quads of truth. They're nice as keepsakes from travels, and a few would probably be very appreciated by the people on them (, ), but none are particularly visually interesting, don't tell any stories, don't raise any questions. Ok, I do have one question. Where does one find such glam pedestrian crossing signs?"}
+{"text":"This goober kinda looks like me and girl is kinda like my wife Weird Anyway nice pics OP. I think as far as slice of life street/candid pics go they're nice. Not everything has to tell a story imo What gear?"}
+{"text":"I love the white boarders you put on all of these."}
+{"text":"i alert to the whole thread that I have saved these two images and that the rest are just okay in my opinion."}
+{"text":"I like having the extra possible color spaces to work with when I want"}
+{"text":"Can I do this with a non-retarded amount of money?"}
+{"text":"If I remember right the camera I modded and shot that with cost 40€ in local shop new. (Canon PowerShit A800.) I replaced the IR cut filter with one cut from a polyester 780nm IR pass filter which cost around 30€ + postage. Low end PowerShots had thin IR cut filter which could be tossed or replaced. Cameras with a thick builtin filter (low end Nikons?) may need a clear glass replacement to focus properly."}
+{"text":"320x240px dropped"}
+{"text":"amazon lists IR filters for pretty cheap. like under 30$ usd"}
+{"text":"You need more than just a screw on filter anon"}
+{"text":"New Ricoh GRIV Monochrome. What's the verdict? 1800€ / 2200$ built in red filter 25mp apsc 28mm equiv lens very compact and light no evf I want one because my taste in color grading changes every week and I'm so tired of working my way through lightroom presets and settings. It makes life easier. How does the image quality compare with a full frame image converted to b&w?"}
+{"text":"If it's so consumeristic then the sales must be through the roof, right?"}
+{"text":"Can't think of something more consoomerist than paying $50,000 for a manual car with no AC or radio That's what you sound like"}
+{"text":"Uhhh, anon literally every mirror less and dslr is an imagination of a film slr. Dumbass"}
+{"text":"Zoomers like you think all old cameras are the same and the manufacturers milk this A Nikon F5 is night and day difference to an FM or F3"}
+{"text":"apsc pass"}
+{"text":"solves 90% of your color grading problems makes muh colur basedence a complete meme never talked about on this board go figure"}
+{"text":"Didn't know sony made film 50 years ago"}
+{"text":"The snoy schizo shill is still here? Damn, I thought he roped."}
+{"text":"the a7v is only selling well because everyone is desperate to get rid of their a7iv before the shutter fails This burn was so harsh jannies had to delete it before it triggered a snoyshill suicide"}
+{"text":"Ever since snoy mirrorless made photoraphy accessible to retards I kind of agree with you. Before snoi everyone had to learn the basics. How camera works, how to use your body to get better pictures. And then snoy started to make basically point and shoot cameras, users stopped learning, improving themselves. Why should you become better when your camera does all the works? Parallel to automatic and manual gears in cars. People had to turn the gears of car for themselves so they naturally turned their gear in their heads as well. These days the retards with 5000$ worth camera and lens on their hands don't even know how to read distance meter on lens. But they spend their time for watching youtube to find which youtuber's lightroom presets they'll buy. leaf shutter chads we will never lose"}
+{"text":"Before snoi everyone had to learn the basics. How camera works, how to use your body to get better pictures. That's all newer cameras and why shooting old CCD shitters + Pentax made me enjoy photography more You have to actually work for the photo when you have autofocus from 2014 and shit dynamic range and the camera keeps setting the shutter speed/ISO way higher than it needs to be."}
+{"text":"I was hiking last week with my camera and when I reached the summit this couple approached me and asked me if I could take a couple pictures of them and asked me how much it would be. I've never charged for a picture so I said it was free, but they insisted and gave me $20 for like 10 pictures. This left me wondering and I started doing some research. I found out people pay THOUSANDS for shitty wedding pictures, also those shitty car pictures with tons of filters on them, people actually charge money for that stuff. What the heck? does this mean I can actually make money with my camera?"}
+{"text":"This kid paid me $300 for 3 hours of my time. We went around taking pictures of his car. Easiest money I've ever made."}
+{"text":"Yep, you're set for life now. Remember us, anon."}
+{"text":"If it werent for normies mirrorless wouldnt sell and we’d all still shoot film Do normies hate DSLR and film?"}
+{"text":"also those shitty car pictures with tons of filters on them, people actually charge money for that stuff. Hohoho boy do they"}
+{"text":"I have similar memory Be me Roaming around club street or something at night Entrance room before a public toilettes, funky graffiti Owooooo im gonna street shooooot Some mildly drunk middle eastern? or spanish dude exits from the toilettes He notices me and i let him move along first but he insists Ohh take picture me! picture me! So we go a 5 minutes photography session around the entrance and near stair Download the pics to my phone via app, send the pics via airdrop He asks me how much for the pictures? I say no money He says thank you a dozen times Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Random photos from my DSLR taken with a redscale filter on it. not true film redscale, but one day i might do that."}
+{"text":"Y'know what? It's neat. What do you set the white balance to for this? Or are you just leaving it on auto?"}
+{"text":"This reminds me that I bought a set of glass color filters with a front lens mount that will let you use up to three at a time. Maybe it's time to bring it out."}
+{"text":"4chan scrubs metadata, including rotation info, so your images need to have their pixels rearranged to upload in the correct orientation"}
+{"text":"I have way better gear but this little fucker has become a great companion for vlogging, even with all the drawbacks Do you have a favorite flawed piece of gear?"}
+{"text":"There are kits that replace the lens with a M43 mount."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of my Pentax Q with the K mount adapter."}
+{"text":"ahh yes, the ribcage"}
+{"text":"I use it in b&w (and blast iso), like a little GR 4 mono. no one ever sees me take the photo"}
+{"text":"noice mangg"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread Image Limit Reached: Incidental Northern Mocking bird outside my balcony. Didn't have a picture of one yet."}
+{"text":"i don;t regret not getting the sony as you would need to spend more money on another lens to cover 18 70 mm range and changing lenses is a pain in the ass, as i found out a couple of days ago in -13*C. so i said fuck it and shoot everything with the tamron. if you are going for some niche segment like birding go for best sharpness and reach. if you want an every day lens that does an \"ok/good enough for me\" job get the tamron. also you will quick find out that 300 - 350 reach is not enough"}
+{"text":"pics are sooc as i have no ideea wtf i m doing in lrc"}
+{"text":"online reviews say is not that sharp at 300. max sharpnes is 100-200 at f8-f11. all pics posted are at 300 f6.3 using af on bird eyes"}
+{"text":"here i ve tryied using manual focus and failed"}
+{"text":"How does /p/ feel about zines? They seem fun. You print your stuff, distribute it however you want, and people look at it. They might toss it in the trash but at least you made an impression. You can make them for pretty cheap. I made some lo-fi DIY-style ones with my visual art at home using just an inkjet printer, and I've been dropping them in random places for people to find. Anyone ever make zines?"}
+{"text":"Slick! Lots of white space. That printing looks really crisp for being on regular matte paper. Are you satisfied with how it turned out?"}
+{"text":"Yes, It's pretty good for the price. Maybe I'd like denser paper for my next project."}
+{"text":"And thank you! (Sorry for the faulty orientation, I thought I corrected it)."}
+{"text":"Rate my snapshits"}
+{"text":"a bit Washed Out. turn the lighting down and view make slight adjustments until you know what looks closest to the real image"}
+{"text":"Gonna steal some of these photos"}
+{"text":"Awesome, but let me know what you liked so I know what to shoot more of."}
+{"text":"i keep coming back to this one, composition is unsettling in a good way, like you're looking through the eyes of something in the woods stalking the townsfolk"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Are rangefinders just point-and-shoot snapshitters with slightly more adjustability? I'm entertaining the idea of a smaller film camera but looking at pics taken by them and what they offer they seem like a glorified p&s. Am I missing something here?"}
+{"text":"I recently bought a Canon P because it was really cheap and I already know how to fix them (they're easy to work on). It's such a beautiful camera, both to look at and to work on, but I dunno, I think I just don't like rangefinder cameras. I only got a few shots into a roll and ended up rewinding it and finishing it in another camera. I just find an SLR so much easier to work with."}
+{"text":"Rangefinders are a fucking joke and I laugh hard at boomers who claim it's \"real\" photography. Nigga, you can't even SEE THE REAL FRAMING of your shot"}
+{"text":"I bought a 35SP and the light meter isn't working. I tried to fix it but had no luck. Should I try to get it fixed or should I just go with vibes-based lighting?"}
+{"text":"Who is claiming that only rangefinders are real photography? There are a few benefits of using a rangefinder: Shorter flange distance can mean sharper lenses when compared with SLRs, though this also depends on the specific lens. Less noise/vibration when taking a shot than some (especially older) SLR's. The vibration from mirror slap can reduce sharpness in photos, especially on older SLRs where dampers for the mirror may not be present or have deteriorated, see Nikon F. This is not an issue rangefinders suffer from. Also a quieter shutter can be useful in some circumstances. Being able to see your subject through the viewfinder before they are in frame. Obviously this only applies when using focal lengths narrower than the outer-most frame lines in your finder, so it's not always applicable. Generally easier to work on, fewer moving parts than an SLR due to not having the mirror mechanism. Everything else is either the same or a downside."}
+{"text":"I am going to buy one as soon as they hit the market in early Novemeber. I hope I get the 1987 edition. It's fire. Which one are you hoping to score? You are going to be getting one right /p/? You aren't gonna be a contrarian try hard no Charmera /p/haggot are you /p/? ISHYDDT"}
+{"text":"can you just make them with 3D printers and your own negatives using acetate and some kind of solution? wouldn't that be a funner fad?"}
+{"text":"Interesting, this is good that you can set the date on the camera. I was looking at another keychain camera with the same guts as this one, except mimics the appearance of a Fuji X100. That one had the .txt date file so maybe different firmwares like you said. How is video on the G6? I saw a video on youtube comparing them, the colors are much nicer than the Charmera's but the G6 sample footage dropped frames every 2 seconds ruining the whole point of video. Does yours drop frames too?"}
+{"text":"I'm no video expert at all but at least in poor indoor light looks pretty jumpy to me. Like a lot of frames are doubled. The sdhc card I'm using should be fast enough."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's unfortunate. Probably the chipset is too slow or something wasn't set correctly in firmware. I have a similar Chinacam that takes 320x240 video and it has the same problem."}
+{"text":"Fun Fact: the radioactive fallout From Nevada destroyed the fresh stock long ago. every time they created new stock it found its way into their processing plant. it was one of the reasons tech lead to digital photography. because of NTS Nevada and 900 tests of nukes that just by chance, the fallout cloud kept making its way to their plant via the jet stream pattern that took it straight there. Dayton Ohio. Film is Dead for a reason. it also turns orange over time."}
+{"text":"I'm really lost on how much sensor size matters, because while I read tons of gear stuff here and the most detailed explanations, in reality the photos taken with a small sensor still look good to me because it's about composition, feelings, emotion, subjects and things like that. So what's the deal with sensor sizes"}
+{"text":"this is HYPERKINO"}
+{"text":"Any proof? Take digicam with 1mpix sensor, take photo with DSLR, resize to 1mpix and compare."}
+{"text":"Unironic techlet. AI needs good quality input data to work properly. Sensor size affects the quantity and quality of said data (light). How can the AI process an image where half of it is noise and blur?"}
+{"text":"Its the only specification that matters. Everything else only concerns pixel peepers, extreme edits (ie: fixing sony colors), people who expose for lightbulbs and the core of the sun. Bigger sensor = better tonality and more natural DOF falloff"}
+{"text":"all that matters is what bots and browns on social media think What a sad life you life. Forever servile to people you will never meet. you can still take some good photos for instagram cant shoot a family portrait indoors without flash but you could do a midday building corner and raj and his 100 bot accounts would “like” it!"}
+{"text":"5.4 is out, what do we think bros?"}
+{"text":"i own capture one and never cared. it was like $200. AI denoise? tacky and tasteless, just grain vs sharpened inpainted mush. its for birds and weddings yknow. fucking 5dII at ISO 12800 still looks better than 35mm film but maybe LR renders noise worse. ive heard its sharper and more obnoxious instead of soft and creamy like film."}
+{"text":"He seeks gainful employment from photography and editing in 2013+13, the year of AI rofl"}
+{"text":"After playing around with 5.4 today after being on 5.0 for a while, AgX is laid out and works in such a way that the slider controls feel way more intuitive and understandable than s*gmoid's shitshow, and results superior to filmic. I'm able to get to a workable photo much quicker. Neat."}
+{"text":"Holy shit you're right, this is actually usable. If the shills could just shift from \"the colors aren't shit it's supposed to look like that\" to \"the colors were shit but we fixed it now\" they'd have a lot better success."}
+{"text":"quick comparison filmic vs AGx, processing is identical except changed filmic to AGx and fiddled the AGx sliders a bit Kind of subtle side by side but makes a huge difference, the filmic is just generally unpleasant"}
+{"text":"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: Do you develop yourself or let a lab do it for you? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"How would you have added a sense of weight? Is an entire structure being held up by a cracking egg not enough? Im also curious why you mentioned the cable in the background and still thought it was laying on the ground. How does that even make sense?"}
+{"text":"How would you have added a sense of weight? Is an entire structure being held up by a cracking egg not enough? It just doesn't feel like it is held up by the egg. The top brick just looks like it's resting on the right-most brick, making a safe shelter for the egg, rather than putting it in danger. Also the composition feels very static, being framed on top and bottom with horizontal bricks, and left corner, adding a right angle. Even with the two slanted bricks, it exudes stability, rather than peril and impending doom. Im also curious why you mentioned the cable in the background and still thought it was laying on the ground. How does that even make sense? I think my initial impression of it being top-down was so strong that I just didn't connect the two facts. Want thinking much about desu, the cable didn't seem too out of place in a pile of rubble."}
+{"text":"There's really no point when you continue to demonstrate your inability to even look at a picture and ignore important and fairly obvious details in that image. The egg is getting visibly crushed and cracked and your feelings are telling you it is safe lol. cmon bro..."}
+{"text":"Nothing in the picture tells me that the egg is being crushed. What I see when I look at it is a static, stable structure. This is my honest opinion as a viewer, but feel free to disregard it, you do you."}
+{"text":"Here are some shots with people i did. Posting since i moved those in a folder on my dektop recently..might grab some more.."}
+{"text":"Is that a real job? Maybe have to be a doctor or an engineer or an astronaut if you want to take pictures"}
+{"text":"clutter its a plant bro and of all the things one could with with a plant like that and a person, its one of the more mediocre photos somehow nice photos, dude."}
+{"text":"I mean visual clutter. But really happy you chimed in just for this."}
+{"text":"nothing is in focus Inb4 \"that's the point\""}
+{"text":"Yeah they already jumped me for that saying that"}
+{"text":"Both of these images were taken with a Sony Mavica."}
+{"text":"Scotti made that towel dispenser"}
+{"text":"I wish I could have been in the Woolsworth building that day at the top and had a 4k or 8k Digital Camera with 120 zoom that doesn't exist. Like a Coolpix P1100 or a change out 800mm or higher. this way you could have seen more details to say whether squibs were truly used or not. but such cameras outside of real film didn't exist. the other thing is showing up 2 weeks prior where all kinds of funny construction just happened to be going on with floors closed down. hide a camera and record their conversation. the Art Students from Israel as well I dont blame Israel but im pretty sure Israeli Secret service and the CIA helped the Sauds pull shit faggot shit off. You calling me a liar? PS nice shots for the shit cameras they had back then"}
+{"text":"I've thought about being there with my camera so many times it's unreasonable. It's the only nearby event worth taking a picture of in my lifetime, and it had to happen while we were in an awkward in-between period for imaging. Some of the only footage from inside the towers was taken on early 0.3mp webcams and abysmal 2001 camera phones. It's priceless but complete shit quality."}
+{"text":"Because its hard to be certain he actually did anything wrong. If he was found guilty, just shoot him. Torture does nothing, and usually leads to them just saying whatever in order to make the pain stop. False confessions, fake info etc. Basically no one wins and its completely inhumane and regarded."}
+{"text":"Basically no one wins False, lot of the time the guy holding the bucket of water is enjoying it."}
+{"text":"started looking at photos i shot back in 2008-2010ish and decided to do a dump."}
+{"text":"Lovely thread, colors in particular are really pleasant. I'd offer more critique but I suck Highlights Most of them really Was in vancouver in 2012 for a few months internship at UBC wish I could go back there, thanks for bringing some of the memories back"}
+{"text":"Oh nice, I really like FP4 especially pushed to 400. Never used Pyro, been mainly using Kodak Tmax developer. I'm sure it'll play well with Pyro too. These were all scanned with a mix of a Nikon Super Coolscan 9000ED and a shitty Canon flatbed. I scan now with a Sony a7 and macro lens, wayyyy quicker with better results. Thanks anon, appreciate your comments. Get some colour film and have fun! I don't shoot it anymore, bw film tickles the itch for me now. Thanks anon <3. I enjoy playing with scale a quite a bit for sure. Probably because it essentially was, given it was a Canon flatbed from the early 2000s. I want to move back regardless, miss it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Great thread and lovely photos. What were these taken on? I scan now with a Sony a7 and macro lens Even med format? Seems so clumsy to stitching several photos together of the same frame. I do 135 with a macro adapter and 120 on a flatbed for now."}
+{"text":"Hey thanks! The 6x6 is a mix of Bronica SQ-A and Mamiya 6. The 135 is a mix of Canon AE-1P and Stylus Epic. I don't really shoot 6x6 anymore. I do scan 120 rarely and don't find stitching necessary. I've printed up to 16\"x16\" from single frame scans of 120 that look great."}
+{"text":"This one is wonderful"}
+{"text":"Could anyone give me a noob intro to editing and color grading photos? I have no idea what I'm doing."}
+{"text":"Thank you, anon. But why do half of this guys photos look like this?"}
+{"text":"That's just his stylized artwork. Notice the skillful color balance. If you dig a little deeper you'll see less stylized pieces of art he has masterfully created."}
+{"text":"he was 100 years ahead of his time in 1999 and he's still 100 years ahead of his time today. but seriously, what do you mean you have no idea? like technical aspects of the program you're using? plenty of autists make youtube tutorials for ever program under the sun to understand the basics. or do you mean you don't know what's \"right?\" because there is no right or wrong beyond what you (or your client) want from the image. your OP image for instance doesn't seem to have an obvious color cast and the contrast seems reasonable, which means you're doing fine for 95%+ of applications where you'd be taking a photo imo. if you or your client want a specific look its mostly about defining that look and making it consistent between images, which aside from controlling things in camera to create consistency is basically just a matter of finding a look you or the client like and then (honestly probably through a lot of trial and error initially) bringing the images you're going to use in line with that look. if you're talking video I'm clueless so maybe someone else can answer as to that"}
+{"text":"if it looks good to you thats what matters dont pay for some hack youtubers edit colors"}
+{"text":"I have no idea what I'm doing. Good. The first and last word on editing and color grading is \"the eye is the final judge.\""}
+{"text":"What's /p/'s opinion on one of the most viewed (online) photographers? Sex And Takeout is an ongoing viral series on the unnecessary and unkind social boundaries and cultural taboos forced upon women’s bodies. By indulging in sex and junk food, Bahbah proposes a celebration of the self. Inspired by her personal battle with disordered eating, Sex And Takeout is a declaration of overcoming guilt and shame. Through this series, Bahbah unpacks expectations of femininity and challenges her own standards of beauty."}
+{"text":"uh no self destruction is feminist and dog pics are bad because theyre wholesome and dont give me a boner in fact i am so confused by people who take photos of dogs and cats that i think they must want to fuck them. i literally can not comprehend anyone having non sexual thoughts about a warm body so i call better photographers than me dog rapists every chance i get. t."}
+{"text":"What's wrong with this photo? It seems fine to me. I could see it in playboy. this is a good photo. BUT It looks like a stock photo for some article about food play during sex."}
+{"text":"Eating garbage \"food\" in excess, without any cultural occasion, tradition, or symbolism but \"STOP! TELLING! WOMEN! NOT! TO! GET! FAT!\" (read in the claps) is not a celebration of the self. It is degenerated behavior for anyone over the age of 16, regardless of race, religion or culture. Most of these women (at least the ones posted) are a healthy weight Only 2 are fat."}
+{"text":"and soldiers in propaganda are fit, healthy, and happy its just vice propaganda targeted at women the world does not need whisky and marlboros woman it needs whisky and marlboros man to take a hike"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the Black Series by the Mondogo Collective out of Argentina."}
+{"text":"After much positive feedback to the /m43/ general I re-thought the whole thing. Why limit to one mount if the defining defining feature is the aspect ratio? Let's have a /4:3/ general for all the based chads who shoot in 4:3 ratio! Welcome: Everyone whose system shoots natively in 4:3! Also welcome: Those who accept the superiority of 4:3 and crop their 3:2 (cringe) images to the 4:3 (based) ratio. Not welcome: Everyone else. Topic of the first /4:3/ general ever: Are 5:4 and 6:7 based, too? Or are they just tryhard? Discuss!"}
+{"text":"here, a phone photo"}
+{"text":"Yet another"}
+{"text":"Another one"}
+{"text":"And here, the last phone photo"}
+{"text":"Conclusion: I really like the 4:3 format and am glad, that smartphones also have this sensor ratio. For me 5:4 is also a top contender, but so far, I took better pictures with the 4:3 and 3:2 format. Maybe it is really how the format influences the choice of composition. With 1:1 and 4:3 it is quite easy to make a pleasing composition. I‘d really like to try 7:6 someday…"}
+{"text":"It's 2026 - here are my new years' resolutions: I'm going to leave this godforsaken board. This is a fucking highly negative place infested by gearfags, chartfags and the mentally ill. This board sucks all the joy out of the hobby. A bucket of crabs so to speak. I'm also going to leave all other photography related forums and communities. It's full with nophoto assfags who are just frustrated at their own lack of photographic skill and try to pull down everyone and anyone to their own level of incompetence. Cya fuckers. As a parting gift I'm giving you a bunch of shitty firework pictures."}
+{"text":"people who take good photos the first time every time and know how to use a camera? lame. just because people are willing to pay you doesnt mean you’re better than me, the secret king! kek"}
+{"text":"le motte and bailey Not to say I think these are good photographers, but I'm talking about the Many from your statistics who photograph people and things they don't care about to earn a living"}
+{"text":"Learning the technical side is so easy it's not even a protected trade anywhere"}
+{"text":"Right thats why you’re so successful at it"}
+{"text":"Status report on Syrian bro?"}
+{"text":"What's a man got to do to optimise prime lenses here? I want to take reasonably good photos without breaking the bank but I feel like I'm getting bogged down by the maths. Will I always be held back by this unexceptional camera or is it perfectly capable if you're not a retard?"}
+{"text":"homie you're just new lol keep shooting and you'll get quicker."}
+{"text":"oh dick pics for sure"}
+{"text":"Most of what you're saying means nothing. Take the photo in whatever way makes you happy. The gear itself is perfectly serviceable with reasonably high sharpness and clarity from that lens. Shooting at f/2.8 or below will give you less ideal results but at f/4 and above the 50mm is a great performer. Sure you could get a nicer body for like $100-200 but that's up to you. I feel like it or me is just not responsive enough that by the time I figure out the focal lengths, the lighting, the shutter speed, the aperture I miss the moment and the photograph is dark and blurry anyway Take the fucking camera off of M mode. You don't get bonus points for making it harder on yourself. Stick the thing on Program or Av mode. Program might make more sense for you now since you're struggling but I like Av mode for most use cases as you still have full control over your DoF. Program mode does the work for you. You can still mess with parameters by 'adjusting the program' with your control wheel, it will just move your aperture and shutter speed around. Set your ISO to something that allows you to keep your shutter speed reasonably high like 1/125th. Buying more expensive gear only gives you more controls like a rear dial or a joystick or whatever. Useful but not mandatory to take good photos."}
+{"text":"muh maths Nigga you don't even have the photography vocabulary to verbalize why you think you suck right now. Just search for a free photography course for beginners on youtube and start from there. You don't need to be a wizard to be able to shoot manual, just a bare minimum knowledge of exposure triangle and your camera's interface. And honestly if you can't figure this shit out with a T7 give up, you'll never make it, there's people still rawdogging T3is with the kit lens and doing just fine."}
+{"text":"Give me your most abstract images related to cameras."}
+{"text":"Can we please have dogs licking cameras."}
+{"text":"The peanut butter is perfect. Just skip the bread and bring in a dog."}
+{"text":"WHY ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE AAAAAAAAH Oh its a Leica III,forget it."}
+{"text":"dat sexy nazi SS serial number! Want!"}
+{"text":"Why do some people genuinely not see photography as art? It has existed for over 150 years, yet people still see it as nothing more than a reproduction of a subject. We live in an age of images, where our culture is steeped in the ubiquity of photography; the camera is inside everyone's phones, and proliferates on every app. Keep that in mind when you realise that a good photograph is hard to come by; despite an inundation of images, a truly beautiful piece of art, a stunning photograph, is harder to grasp. A photographer only hopes to make about one or two genuinely good photograph in their lifetime. But even if we narrow our assessment of photography to people who buy the right gear (film cameras, full frame cameras, mirrorless cameras, ecosystems of lenses), we find another issue. How many people in the photography community can even take a masterful photograph? The worst thing I see in hobbyist photography is not necessarily a lack of passion, but a lack of vision. A family snapshot with low technical skill is only interesting to the person who took it. You can find people on Lomography, Instagram, Discord, or Reddit just post photographs that boil down to these elements: lack of detail or sharpness tonally flat (i.e., no tone splitting, no contrast between highlights and shadows) no choice in colour or tones no pre-production elements that would convey vision or ideas centre-shot no forethought about depth of field, especially if someone is just using the same aperture all day like Sunny 16 noisy or grainy for no reason no meaningful use of negative space no sense of narrative flat with no sense of visual hierarchy (i.e., how your eye is supposed to be guided, from point to point) no ambiguity, so the photo is obviously just about a particular theme or subject"}
+{"text":"With dogshit like this as competition its no wonder people like garry winogrand could succeed"}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"history remembered the winner even with far, far better and more known works than the tree snapshit… weston did not define photography going forward bresson did winogrand did this is for a reason and its not a mass failure or a conspiracy"}
+{"text":"Yeah, just like your favorite genre, pop music."}
+{"text":"a lot of older music considered fine art now was once just popular. in fact, some of it was loathed and accused of being degenerate, simple, and raunchy. much of new music prescribed as art now is overly pretentious junk, pointlessly convoluted and abstracted so people who aren’t intelligent but are in the know can pretend to be “cultured” to compensate for a total absence of intellect and ability. it will all be forgotten. this pattern repeats often"}
+{"text":"Have you ever exhibited your work at a gallery?"}
+{"text":"Was it a series or just works you made?"}
+{"text":"actually the whole show was works i made, includind some hastily made supershort videos. got roped into a sort of research trip with some peeps. made a bunch of cool images from the time. they made a show based off my work. it helped them more than me, but hey, at least one show in new york i guess, right?"}
+{"text":"I got one my photos (a shitty one) in a communal gallery. I didn't even went to see it"}
+{"text":"anon had an exhibition in NYC thinks he didn't make it Anon that's legitimately sick even if nothing came of it for you. There are hordes of people who look at that as a dream come true. Be proud of yourself, there's enough hate and faggotry otb."}
+{"text":"Not outside of like school / student stuff. Some of my images are up at venues or being used as marketing materials, but that's closest I've been. I don't think I really have a body of work tailored towards an exhibit. Went to 5hoe's exhibit when he promoted it here, like +15 years ago."}
+{"text":"Your photo must be at least 5 years old. If you are new to photography - share the oldest you got."}
+{"text":"lol I feel that I’m still stuck in there… not much have changed since"}
+{"text":"they use us in these captures. it has to be. but what in the flying fuck would need such translations? and fuck me twice on mondays, this fucking captcha expired quickly! fuck you, 4chan coin shoveling fuckface cuntassniggers from hell."}
+{"text":"first was in amsterdam. friends of mine gave it to me for my 30th birthday. 2nd was with my ex-gf in croatia. was a nice trip."}
+{"text":"all around 2014 to 2018"}
+{"text":"shit wrong image"}
+{"text":"shes just like me bros"}
+{"text":"Nothing here that Anne Leibowitz didn't do 45 or 50 years ago"}
+{"text":"Leibowitz did easy casual snapshit photography? Why are they so famous then? They knew a guy who knew a guy?"}
+{"text":"Can we agree that almost any modern digital camera takes \"good\" photos (with the obvious exception of Micro 4/3)?"}
+{"text":"I've gotten an estimated 600MP of resolution from a flatbed scan of an 8x10 negative. Ive seen a wetplate tested to get over 1000MP. Does this make a difference on an 8x10 contact print or wetplate? Absolutely and it is called tonality."}
+{"text":"SEXY. But for what purpose would you do this? You need so much light for LF for any sort of DoF. Unless of course... there's a complementary off-camera handheld sodium-bulb flash which is based beyond all measure. I've gotten an estimated 600MP of resolution from a flatbed scan of an 8x10 negative Surely this is just complete overkill right? Analogue processes might benefit if you're enlarging prints to... ungoldly sizes, but scanning only benefits up to maybe 8k and slightly beyond unless you're literally just peeping individual pixels. Maybe for insane resolution landscapes?"}
+{"text":"Complaining about choosing to not delete a photo on /p/."}
+{"text":"The sinar handy only supports up to a 135mm lens(I think) with a 65mm being the most common. You can totally do zone focus with 65mm. There's a very expensive 47mm lens you can get that covers 4x5 as well. Lots of silly/fun use cases and I think it's sort of wasteful not going for gold with large format, but the camera is a fun one to use and very compact for large format. It has a ground glass in the back, so you could take it hiking to save tons of weight and space. Idk what their intended purpose was when they were made. Maybe architecture or something.. People will call me schizo, but if you compare a grain free 8x10 print made with enlarged 35mm film and an 8x10 contact print you will see an obvious image quality difference in the two prints. There are also 8x10 enlargers that you could make gigantic grain free prints with, but it is a very difficult and expensive process. If you're talking about the scan being so huge then yeah it's just overkill, but it can be useful if you're autistic about your technique and want to learn what you did right/wrong."}
+{"text":"\"Merry Blobmas\" Edition. Previously:"}
+{"text":"Max image limit. New thread"}
+{"text":"You're nearly a month late..."}
+{"text":"twss"}
+{"text":"dead bambis, sad"}
+{"text":"what happened"}
+{"text":"What's the secret to digital b&w photography?"}
+{"text":"Black and white is for when the colors of what you're photographing are ugly."}
+{"text":"just dodge and burn, bro brutal"}
+{"text":"The colors of things directly influence how good a b&w photo come out though Baby turd green just gets converted into a lighter shade of grey (you are using your yellow filter right anon?)"}
+{"text":"Thing is, human eyes can adjust lacking dark areas with imagination but can't do it on highlights well..."}
+{"text":"colors still matter and how you set up contrast is usually what makes it look good imho"}
+{"text":"contribute mostly wanted to experiment with the 'natural' setting on the K10D I think I used -2 saturation, 0 contrast, +1 sharpening but I adjusted it here and there I also played with color correction in the WB but it wasn't too great also, /digishit/ general bread"}
+{"text":"fujifilm finepix S5200 got at thrift store for 10 dollars"}
+{"text":"That camera requires lots of exposure compensation. It has a tendency of underexposing without a constant +0.5...+1.5 EV compensation. I had one."}
+{"text":"literally no digital camera not even the state of the art 2025 cameras can surpass LF kodachrome How? isnt technology supposed to get better with time?"}
+{"text":"the old kodachrome was basically iso 10, so most of these large format shots have like kilowatts of lights blasting the subjects. anyway i do agree, nothing looks quite like it, even the 60s/70s 35mm koadchrome photos just have something special about them - no \"preset\" will ever capture that, and definitely no fuji recipe lol..."}
+{"text":"Yet another Kodachrome thread where nobody realizes there is artificial light and reflectors that are contributing to muh Kodachrome look. Dumbasses"}
+{"text":"literally one post above"}
+{"text":"you can tell how bright that was from the shadow edges"}
+{"text":"Random photos you took at night"}
+{"text":"Took this with a Minolta Astro Zoom, 7 miles away. 1200mm"}
+{"text":"the city is so crazy at night they say the city never sleeps but there is so much wasted life all around"}
+{"text":"Been shooting photos forever and think it's time to buy a modernism digital camera. Currently own an original Sony 7 that's starting to show it's age. Looking for a small-ish, used, interchangeable lens camera to 'upgrade' to. I'll be using it as a general EDC walk around but also to shoot professional architecture photos. Must haves: BSI sensor as a main reason for me to shoot digital is for low light performance tilty screen that can flip down (NOT out to the side) SS dial Cost <$1500cal Things I don't care about AF performance Video Menus"}
+{"text":"Ya but the trees in the background are neither here nor there and ruin your shot"}
+{"text":"Well, wound up buying a Nikon refurbished Z5 still in box with 3 year warranty for $600. Seems like a crazy value and ticks almost all the boxes for me. Thanks for following my blog"}
+{"text":"Homie it's literally an anagram of the Bliss wallpaper. The trees add to it."}
+{"text":"The trees look sloppy to me, homie"}
+{"text":"You're both blisslets."}
+{"text":"Well I ordered a used Fujifilm GFX 100s for 3k and the Gf 50mm f3.5 for a little over 600$. I've been doing a series of suburban/urban landscapes late at night and was previously shooting with a Nikon z7ii and the 35mm f1.4 and Voigtlander Nokton 40mm. I think the 50mm should be a pretty good light weight option but I was also looking at adapting some pentax 645 and Mamiya glass. I've also heard the Mitakon 65mm f1.4 is pretty good. Any suggestions or tips for someone who hasn't ever shot digital medium format?"}
+{"text":"If you are looking for sharp lenses, GF ones are the way to go. For me it was too clinical and I've ended up using adopted glass on GFX. I believe for landscapes it will be good. As for static subjects and tripod operations - adopting glass could be an option. GFX raw's are super flexible so without problem you can use \"film profiles\" to match style of your previous work using filmstock."}
+{"text":"Old school photographer here Contax, Hasselblad now Canon 6D Mark II I keep wanting to go down that rabbit hole you're looking looking at but I keep wondering if it's worth my time anymore."}
+{"text":"cont For 35mm, got a 15mm, 28mm f2.0 ,35 f2.8 PC, 50mm 1.4, 85mm f1.2mm and 28-85mm zeiss in CY Mount, used to own a 200mm f3.5 Zeiss and 180mmf3.4 Angenuiex. The Zeiss zoom and their 200 mm are okay but kind of underwhelming for the price, the 180mm f3.4 I regret selling. For Canon, I have the 24-105 ii, the 24-70 2.8 ii, 70-200 f2.8 ii, 200mm f1.8 ii, 1.4X iii, 2X ii, and the 300mmf2.0 and 600mm f4.0 pair of Nikkors with adapters. The 200 mm Canon is amazingly sharp and nice to use, just heavy as hell. Nearly 4 kg, it must be solid metal and glass inside and it has almost useless tripod foot so I bought one from really right stuff that you can use as a palm holder. The two Nikkors are very heavy especially the 600. The 300 I can just barely use on a monopod or propped up on a stump. It has an interchangeable PL mount for Motion Pictures and I have loaned it out for that. It produces beautiful dramatic silhouettes, it was used in the final long shot at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last crusade. I have an amazing photograph of a bighorn sheep in Northern British Columbia I got with it it was on a magazine cover. I find I've been doing a lot of snap shitting with my Canon 6D Mark II, as I tend to use the zooms and it makes me lazy and not really want to find a great vantage point rather than just framing the subject with the zoom. For Hasselblad, I have a 500 C/M, a 903 SWC, 50mm f4 FLE, 60mmf3.5, 80mm f2.8 chrome Tstar, 100mm 3.5, 120mm f4 Macro, 250mm f5.6 chrome, 250mm f5.6 SA, and a 1000mm f5.6 Zeiss with its Rollei mount I keep thinking I wanted gfx but I'm still disappointed with Contax and Hasselblad shitting the bed on their first attempts at the digital Market. Both of them needed you to buy their new lens mounts for old lens designs. Absolute bullshit. 21MM 2.8 zeiss in Canon mount is my only DSLR lens fixed focal length I own As much as I like fuji, I find they're ergonomics on there cameras a bit puzzling."}
+{"text":"One of my favorite lenses to use is my 250 mm Sonnar from my Hasselblad. Great at portraits and wildlife, have an amazing photograph of a pileated woodpecker from about 10 ft away. Abysmally long close Focus though. The 250mm SA is a nice lens when you need resolution but otherwise just doesn't work as nicely. The 100mm is very sharp compared to the 80 mm and a slightly longer focal length flattens perspective nicely"}
+{"text":"One of my earliest 50mm Hasselblad photos. If it looks familiar it might be because Chris Carter used this building as a set piece for one of the early X-Files episodes. You saw my work at a gallery and got my information on where it photographed all the industrial buildings including the one with the pivotal Mothership scene at the Britannia Beach mine"}
+{"text":"So is everyone using Lightroom or what? I already have Affinity 2 and would like something with a permanent license for library as well."}
+{"text":"least retarded rawtheraPEE user"}
+{"text":"what's the current meta on pirating lightroom for windows? do i have to use one of the versions from 10 years ago, or can i get one of the recent ones without downloading ransomware?"}
+{"text":"Your schizophernia is reaching unfathomable levels."}
+{"text":"Luminar Neo is shit, I used it for like 10min on my tablet. Luminar4 and Aurora on my Mac are bloody brilliant"}
+{"text":"this guy singlehandedly sold me on darktable"}
+{"text":"I went out on the streets late and took some photos tonight with this phone, here they are.."}
+{"text":"and if there weren't cctv?"}
+{"text":"Loved the first one"}
+{"text":"Wtf happened to this place. This are garbage man. Blurry, out of focus, underexposed and not the landscape ones aren't even level. Using old gear is fine but you need to work within its limitations. This camera needs daylight."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"2025 Halloween in Itaewon and Hongdae, Korea 10/31~11/1 Out of focus edition 1/100 And if you have some from the halloween you would like to share, please do."}
+{"text":"hah thanks"}
+{"text":"Stop being mean."}
+{"text":"why is her hairline so far back?"}
+{"text":"Has anyone got experience editing their photographs for print? I trialled a few papers and found I like Ilford Smooth Pearl because it's best for a range of global adjustments, even if it's a bit too shiny. If you have printed, how many times did you have to print to get what you wanted? If I want to sell prints, should I just accept this is going to be a big learning curve? So many papers change how the photograph comes out and it's not an exact science. Postproduction is as much an artform as capturing an image with the camera. I'd love to hear what you have worked on and what you learned. I feel a bit in the dark but will probably realise what I want from my prints in the future. Some people can look at a print and immediately what is wrong with it, but my eyes still need some time to adjust while I learn."}
+{"text":"go to a shop where the printer will sit with you for a few minutes and go over your pictures, showing you what they look like on their calibrated equipment. when you decide what look you like, bring them the rest of your files and they will edit them for print."}
+{"text":"I go to the big box store here and order it on the one kind of fujifilm paper they offer in lustre finish (also the only on offer) and it comes out great. There are no real alternatives untill you go to botique printing shops that'll assfuck you for price because the only people who can afford the hobby are normally rich Eastern Suburbs boomers. Anyway, NR Go lighter on lumainance NR than you'd normally accept for digital. Chroma NR should be basically the same though. Noise is hidden decently by the ink printing compared to digital viewing especially since you can't zoom in. Exposure Underexposed sections are exaccerbated (i've tried 5 different shops and this has been constant, ymmv) so you're better off lifting the shadows a fraction more than you'd be happy for digital. The extra noise is hidden rather well by the ink as above. Sharpening Edit for digital viewing as normal, then do another unsharp mask pass specifically for printing; it should look slightly too crunchy on a screen but the purpose is to overcome the micro-smearing from the ink. This can take some trial and error, as you can absolutely still oversharpen and it'll look like ass."}
+{"text":"My girlfriend her art proofs for her children books and the initial is done on a method called Giclée (Zhee Clay) which has an amazing finished look but is pretty pricey. runs 20-100s per single print depending if its poster size or page size."}
+{"text":"Merry and bright edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"its ok anon we have each other still in irrelevance"}
+{"text":"What does that matter?"}
+{"text":"only a blind man could proudly post such a pic good thing you lifted the shadows: this black and white picture nearly had some black in it…"}
+{"text":"Maybe consider trying some abstract photography and see what you come up with. bruce_wayne_staring_at_batsuit_ _on_display.heif"}
+{"text":"Tree tunnel n stream"}
+{"text":"So I see some absolutely beautiful sunrises at work this time of year. Realistically what kind of gear would I be looking at to get better than my phone camera (iPhone 14). Not sure on what I’m looking for, but I would also like it to be capable of low light exposure/ night time for aurora. Literally have no idea on what I need and the options available out there are worst than trying to figure out what caliber you need for accuracy out at 300 vs 1,500 yards. Is the iPhone just good enough for my amateur needs?"}
+{"text":"DIS IS WHY QUALITY EQUIPMENT SUCKS AND CAPITALISM IS WRONG AND PEOPLE WHO SUCCEED ARE ACTUALLY LOSERS Wrong thread."}
+{"text":"no these photos look really bad 5d+24-105 f4 = photography solved"}
+{"text":"5d+24-105 f4 Yeah, a used Canon 5D (any model really, with shutter count under 250k) and the cheapest Canon L lens (24-105mm is a good guess) will be ok for your purposes. They can take the weather and have enough dynamic range for your sunset needs. Photography is actually a really fun and exciting hobby, but /p/eeps are like this so OP you should just scram away as fast as you can"}
+{"text":"Is there another duluth anon here? Re:a camera for night time photography? At minimum you'd want a camera with a bulb setting so you can do longer exposures. I started with a 350d and used it for years. You could spend sub $200 and get what you need. Get a cheap, used, decent body and just play with it."}
+{"text":"All I have is Sunsets. I can't see the east from my home. just a big hill behind me."}
+{"text":"Post photos you like."}
+{"text":"Guide number + manual mode maybe?"}
+{"text":"Can't you try some aftermarket software on your camera like magic lantern to get some extra features back"}
+{"text":"O one like stylised or too arty stuff, photography has so much more potential"}
+{"text":"is that Epstein reading a book"}
+{"text":"Who's all still posting here?"}
+{"text":"FM Went to check that place out. Hate the UI Some breddy good photos but some absolute shit ones too (so same as here) Absolute Reddit tier interactions Sincerely Charles"}
+{"text":"Elder god tier: sexy dog photo Can it be done?"}
+{"text":"I deleted my IG/social media years ago. My /p/eople are probably what I miss the most. d has less than 10k followers. He deserves more. Kodak Ektar, yes."}
+{"text":"picture of japanese dog????"}
+{"text":"me sometimes"}
+{"text":"It’s the narrators of scp or nosleep-tier horror shit I give money to. Not camera shills; Camera companies give them thier coin. I give them a little coin if I like their shit to encourage them to make more shit."}
+{"text":"I'm struggling with what to do about frame rates on an upcoming trip. I'm going to Japan and I'm aware they use PAL due to their local frequencies, so should I use 25fps and 50fps? My main concern is playback on TVs and shit like computers as I've never used anything that isn't NTSC and idk how well it will playback or if I'll have any other weird challenges as a result. My other idea is to still use 30 and 60 but adjust the shutter speed to be slightly lower (1/50th for 30 and 1/100 for 60). Would this still be good? I can't decide at all and need help."}
+{"text":"Bump limit reached, new thread"}
+{"text":"Fucking based way to end the thread"}
+{"text":"birds edition"}
+{"text":"Looks like a screencap from the terminator."}
+{"text":"Damn I bought a new phone and it saddens me than my new phone has better video and even can beat my m43 camera in photo quality in certain areas. My phone is smaller and I carry it all the time. They say the best camera you have is the one you have with you. Why would I carry additional camera if my phone already beats my m43 camera. Also my smartphone can upload the pics faster not to mention has powerful AI tools which can negate its weakness over m43. I admit that we have lost /m43/. All this years I'm too stupid to realize it. We have coped hard enough. I'm selling my /m43/ at a lost to some poor schmuck who can fall for om system marketing. Phone + FF camera is the way it is now."}
+{"text":"damn son that looks like it was taken by a $20 digishit. I seriously hope you didn't spend more than $50 on that camera. one of them is \"going away\" which we all hope meant \"committing suicide\" because his incessant gearfaggotry (over $5000 USD spent, 12+ hrs per day spent between 4chan and taking the same test photo of the same tree over and over) leaked into real life and cost him his home, wife, son, and marriage KWAB"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Lumix 35-100 f/4-5.6 on the EM-5 mk II? Is it bad for the Olympus? Looking for zoom telephoto lens for travel with my missus."}
+{"text":"I only have time with a f/2.8 and an older one at that, but I assume it'd be fine. Minimum focus distance is a kick in the dick sometimes but realistically unless you're in a really tight spot it'd be alright in my experience, even better if yours has one that isnt as far out."}
+{"text":"I want to buy a Christmas gift for a girl and I thought of a polaroid as a great gift for her. My question to you, /p/ederasts, is whether it's worth it and not just a meme"}
+{"text":"What's a /p/ederast, Walter?"}
+{"text":"OP I'm just going to point one thing out. This If you want to buy her a camera, buy her a real camera. Pay attention to the wording because it's truer than you realise. If 'YOU' want to buy her a camera. If she doesn't want a camera, then this is a gay ass idea and you're doing the classic trap of buying a gift for someone (You) would like instead of something they would like."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't you think it's worth it? Does she pull out the phone camera for everything she eats? Take selfies? If you've seen her bedroom, does she have shit like string lights on the wall? make sure she doesn't already have an Instax Or even if she does, there's the also the Wide models, or printers that connect to your phone."}
+{"text":"I want to buy a Christmas gift for a girl Don't."}
+{"text":"I'll use this thread instead of making a new one. I'm also trying to buy a gift for a friend who's into photography. Would you find these keychain cameras fun? Obviously actual equipment would be better, but I don't know enough about this stuff to know what to buy"}
+{"text":"I got myself a Samyang 14mm f/2.8 ED AS IF UMC for my EOS 700D. This is the second copy I have because the first one was decentered. Do you think the coma on this one is alright, or should I send it back?"}
+{"text":"Are CCD bridge cameras the best way to hop into the CCD trend? I don't want to have to get APS-C lenses for a CCD SLR and digital point and shoot seem terrible. Anyone have experience or their own shots to post? TIA"}
+{"text":"this,I got an ISTD and just share my Tamron lens with my K50 lmao"}
+{"text":"wow looks as good as nikon z6 photo.well done"}
+{"text":"Ignore \"CCD Trend\". It is about CFA filers not cmos vs ccd. Get 5D Classic in good shape and enjoy good quality from cheap FF lenses."}
+{"text":"Its not about either. Its about firmware. Sensors are monochrome. CFAs only really matter under artificial and naturally tinted light (this is what causes snoy colors)"}
+{"text":"Spicy Burt Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Tried a different crop also… any opinions?"}
+{"text":"wrong. any more than 4 pics from a set deserves their own thread. you are both spamming rpt and hiding your pics in a general when they should be readily findable in the catalog no one else uses that coarse, contrasty style very nice good light and textures. arrangement may be weak"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD:"}
+{"text":"So what's your excuse, /p/?"}
+{"text":"This is the real truth, opportunity cost exists. For every second doing boring commercial photography you could have been photographing trains or naked women instead. Plus also working a full time job paying more than commercial photography. Once you realise this, this guy is basically just fucking up wasting years in a low paying job when could be climbing the corporate ladder, also his job boxes him into only being allowed to shoot boring photos."}
+{"text":"Everything becomes annoying soulless shit when you go pro, it's fucking labour, no one will pay you to do something that feels good all the time."}
+{"text":"The pay is also shit too. People think you get paid a lot, but you don't."}
+{"text":"That's true, but people forget that somebody from the \"higher levels of society\" face different challenges. This is an extreme example, but a starving kid in Africa who just wants food and water (which is of course a much worse problem), will never know what it feels like to having to deliver shit for a company for a deadline so you don't get fired and can come home and feed your kids while your wife is nagging you threatening divorce. And if you are a nepo kid but you're actually genuinely talented then you'll face a lifetime of people talking shit about you etc. Yeah some people benefit from having wealthy parents and just get shit handed to them, but it's just become a popular thing to hate more recently. But everybody would do that to their kids if they had the means. It would be important to also teach them the value of what they're getting so they don't squander it or take it for granted, but fucking hell. There's not a parent in the world who wouldn't love to be able to offer their kids stuff like that."}
+{"text":"Yes and no. I think the other anon makes a good point about if a nepo is too defensive or doesn't admit to it vs just straight up owning it. As far as photography is concerned, I'd say that it's a smaller part nepo and more about being privileged/from a rich enough background that you can afford to just be a basic bitch and not worry about if it'll keep the lights on. The stuff in the OP is extremely basic commercial work that would pay like ass and would need to be propped up by his family. And I know because I was in different areas for commercial and it pays like ass across the board. It's a sad line of work to be in since people know it's a dream job to people and there will be 1,000 others that can instantly replace you. The only truly enjoyable paid photography work I've found is stuff like conventions or work you find yourself, where every job is in your control and you can stop working when you've had enough. My day job pays more than triple anything I got from professional work and now I just do conventions and corporate stuff on weekends for the fun and having a little extra money, since I can choose how long I work and where (or if at all, as I won't even do it every weekend or even every month)."}
+{"text":"So, which of the big companies is going to be the first to offer an affordable 100mp camera? Fuji is obviously already out there, but this thing is Eight thousand dollars. I suspect that when it happens (eventually) it will be Nikon. I feel like historically they are the company which has introduced high end features at a lower price."}
+{"text":"Why the question? Wanna fake foveon or smth?"}
+{"text":"The solution would be to pair it with a 16-bit analog to digital converter"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, just wait for Nikon to ‘democratize’ it — by selling you a $4k body, a $2k lens, and a firmware update that almost unlocks the feature. Totally affordable, bro"}
+{"text":"60MP is 24MP with APS-C crop. You can carry a single tiny 35/1.4 lens and have it act as a ~50/2.1 at a moment's notice. Or 50/1.2 -> 75/1.8. Effectively double your focal range entirely for free. This is powerful."}
+{"text":"Over 100 megapickles will be a thing when the technology catches up! Yeah, the Moore's law is dead, good luck with that. I bet we'll get the CSI enhance powered by generative AI instead of reinventing the computing or making picometer chips feasible. Not that the bird photographers or perverts taking photos at the beach really would care either way."}
+{"text":"Why has the world abandoned photo shoots of good looking women? 99% of anything I see now is selfies and if its a photoshoot its just to sell clothing or some super generic looking agency testshoot. 10 years ago or whatever the world was full of every good looking girl doing multiple photoshoots just for content. What happened?"}
+{"text":"Rank the Trump Portraits"}
+{"text":"His face is in the spotlight, but the light ends on his neck and his genitals are steeped in shadows. It's very metaphorical and shit."}
+{"text":"#2 cause, who doesn't want to look like Joe Pesci's demented cousin from California"}
+{"text":"2 is literally his best photo. He looks the nicest in it, safe lighting choices."}
+{"text":"Every one except number 2 looks like a toddler shitting his pants"}
+{"text":"Number 2 is the clear winner because the rest are just giving off confused grandad"}
+{"text":"Film photography is better due to low sensitivity in dark areas. No one needs to see what is in dark areas most of the time. Just imagine this photo with unnecessary crap in shadows."}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Film photos are just pleasing to look at. You can tell when a photo is taken on film."}
+{"text":"Are these a woman's BREASTS!? On my blue board?!!??!"}
+{"text":"No He’s a man, so it’s SFW."}
+{"text":"It's pleasing because tits, not because film."}
+{"text":"Reply if you're a real mf'er"}
+{"text":"6x6 TLRs are a lot smaller than you'd think. A folder is probably always going to win on compactness, but zone focussing and composing with the brilliant finder on my Ikon 515/2 sucks. My Microcord (Rolleiflex copy for all intents and purposes iirc) is smaller volume wise than my 35mm SLRs. I understand the packing purposes issue but personally when I've travelled with my folder I always brought a 35mm SLR anyway because I knew the folder was so limiting. There are a few folding rangefinders, like the Mamiya Six, Voigtlander and Zeiss made them also. You could always get a hotshoe rangefinder and mount it to your folder. tl;dr Like you say if you bring the folder you will want a 35mm also, so the TLR is there if you want to replace both I suppose. Unless your folder has a rangefinder already in which case I think wanting anything further is GAS."}
+{"text":"Hotshoe I meant cold shoe but you get the point Picrel is from my Ikon 515/2 on a trip to Vienna where I just had a carry on bag. I still managed to pack my Praktica TL1000. I've done small day hikes with the same set up without issue."}
+{"text":"kat"}
+{"text":"sekonic l-308x most comfy and good for it's price."}
+{"text":"literally unmogged even to this day"}
+{"text":"12MP lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"what is the d800"}
+{"text":"Same, Bro. I half-filled my freezer with Portra last year."}
+{"text":"D700 + Ikelite 200DL + Sugma EX 28/1.8"}
+{"text":"I just got an old digicam and the previous owners didn't delete all the photos. I took a peek and some of the pics are actually kino."}
+{"text":"He did it on purpose."}
+{"text":"Using recuva on about 100 old memory cards I have probably only gotten a couple that had somewhat decent photos on them. It is amazing just how terrible the average snapshitter is and how they all take the same type of shitty photos. One card had a ton of folders on it spanning over several years where they had taken photos of everything from baptisms to funerals.. all family events. One card had several full frontal nudity photos of an elderly man taken in the mirror on vacation. It feels somewhat wrong to peek into the lives of others though."}
+{"text":"Postem!"}
+{"text":"I got some on a digishit I bought for cheap, but they're boring: two cars, probably photographed for a listing. And some family photos with a baby."}
+{"text":"Once bought a used camera phone that contained a video of a guy doing an uncanny voice impersonation of Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy."}
+{"text":"lemme see your shots for the moon! this is mine btw captured with canon 2000d 55mm i can not remember my camera settings i gave it some edit with lightroom this is first time with DSLR"}
+{"text":"Oops. Sept. 10, 2015."}
+{"text":"ZV-E10 + SEL55210 taken last week iirc, obviously cropped"}
+{"text":"Best I can do with a Ricoh GR"}
+{"text":"photos of my cat Rupert that i took on my phone which at least trace amounts of thoughtful composition, as per the board rules I like this shot because it really focuses on his face, which is cute"}
+{"text":"Looks like a tiger on the preview"}
+{"text":"middle child of another cat and the corgi"}
+{"text":"You fucking nigger chud kill yourself"}
+{"text":"What are the best socials or search engines nowadays to discover relatively good photography? I've found Pinterest (without the adds) to have the best recommendations by far until now. What the hell happened to Instagram? Something that was born to be focused on photography in the 2010s became some sort of life people's blogs. Not even that, the recommendations are absolutely horrible, worst than things like Youtube. Sadly, it's one of the only ways for some kind of online social presence, and if you opt out of it, you regress to anonymity. I remember there were some online Russian sites who used to archive good stuff, like gallery.ru"}
+{"text":"An s9 photo. This is very good color for digital, some of the best ive seen."}
+{"text":"CCD isnt doing the colors its limited editing latitude (CCD has almost no DR) making the manufacturer write good data instead of lots of data and the users having better taste on average (digital MF and nicer canon DSLRs write lots of data but the users shoot and edit better as well)"}
+{"text":"your a fucking snoy using nigger bitch"}
+{"text":"I was the anon thay said i fucked up my first roll of film like 2 months ago. Well, I got the roll of film back, and the light had only ruined like 8 photos so, 16 were pretty ok, besides looking like shit because I'm new to this. I especially liked this photo, but it looks kinda retarded."}
+{"text":"wtf is wrong with you lol"}
+{"text":"best shot itt"}
+{"text":"I kinda like those pics. Have a nice vibe to them :) The sun looks nice, warm and cozy there"}
+{"text":"Agreeing with some posters. Vibey. I’ve been experimenting with film recently and hope my night shots turn out as neat but I’m expected some totally unexposed frames off my disposable."}
+{"text":"totally unexposed frames off my disposable. yeah. f/9 at 1/125 (give or take) is 10 stops too dark at night with 100ISO film, and 8 stops too dark with 400ISO film, or less than 1% of the required light unless you used flash and subjects were close enough"}
+{"text":"This thread is dedicated to close-range photographic captures utilising macro-optical imaging configurations to achieve greater reproduction ratios. Got it? Good now upload some shit. Last thread:"}
+{"text":"image limit reached Shall we wait until spring to make a new thread? All my insect bros are gone, literally nothing to shoot :("}
+{"text":"Use a tripod and pray for a still bug / no wind. Let the AF motor do it for you. The rocking method is unreliable because there's little chance you can go perfectly forwards and backwards without any lateral movement whatsoever. Could just get a thread going with some old photos, no harm in that really."}
+{"text":"Is macro defined as 1:1 or greater, or is it just images \"in the spirit of\" taking pictures of small things?"}
+{"text":"Technically Macro is 1:1. In practice, anything involving \"small\" subjects and/or higher than normal magnification is macro photography. Better to think of it as a general idea than a clearly defined rule, and if anyone gets all high and mighty over you using a 0.4x lens or something then that just means they're a massive faggot. Back in the day when basically every lens was between 0.2x and 0.1x magnification, the only way to get proper macro photos was with a dedicated macro lens (or bellows). These days more and more everyday lenses feature higher reproduction ratios with 0.5x being fairly common and normally the point that companies will slap the Macro moniker on it. Hell, my 100-400mm lens has a 0.42x ratio without trying, and it would be more than enough for decent enough macro."}
+{"text":"Yeah that's how I feel about it also. I do a lot of 8x10 snapshitting type stuff around 1:1 and it always makes me chuckle a bit when I consider posting a picture with my entire hand in it or something in the macro general because technically it is 1:1. It's more fun to remain within the spirit of macro and post photographs of small things instead. :D"}
+{"text":"Can’t stand my self"}
+{"text":"I will post some more examples."}
+{"text":"A studio product photo. The result of much planning and position, a lot of very good lighting equipment placed intentionally and probably done by someone experienced, and what is likely a full frame digital camera using a short-telephoto prime lens with a moderately wide aperture in-use. Emphasis on the lighting. If this was lit half-assedly or was just a photo using direct-flash or natural lighting it would look far, far worse than it does. I don't see anything that gives it away as film. It's also probably photoshopped a fair bit, as it is a product shot."}
+{"text":"OP you should check out the 1989 edition of the BH&G cookbook"}
+{"text":"Sinar P spotted."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be surprised if it's large format, for studio shots that was the norm. Crazy how digital just wrecked everything."}
+{"text":"You could always use a technical camera with a 120 back, but I don't really see the point when doing product photography like this unless you really needed the additional DoF that smaller formats afford you."}
+{"text":"I take photos on a Sony Mavica. I'm not a photographer per se, but I think this will be my new hobby now."}
+{"text":"Sir I’m going to need proof that doll is at least 18"}
+{"text":"Why did you make two threads?"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"Buge"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this is amazing!"}
+{"text":"Cool. Another really fun one is to look up the old 1800-early 1900s newspaper photography ad archives. Tons and tons of really neat old photography ads for film, printing seevices, lenses, etc."}
+{"text":"Seems like a good site for old camera enthusiasts"}
+{"text":"Got a Fuji X-E5 kit for Christmas. Sharing the first pics SOOC. Not the best photographer, but I can tell I’m going to love using it. Plus it’s my first camera that’s truly mine, so how could I not love it?"}
+{"text":"Wow that's pretty good lol. Definitely a /p/ approved camera."}
+{"text":"Took a trip to The Museum of Russian Art in Minneapolis. Was pleasantly surprised by how beautiful everything was. Not that I was expecting it to be bad or anything. Just liked it way more than I thought I would."}
+{"text":"The girl in the middle is probably my favorite out of all the exhibits. She’s so full of life and hope."}
+{"text":"Obsessed with the teeeeny tiny hand painted matryoshka. The bigger ones are cool and all but she’s so detailed."}
+{"text":"Also, here’s the film recipe if anyone wants it. I forgot what it’s called but it’s very versatile."}
+{"text":"Only the top two canon mirrorless has AI NR and only the top tier sony bodies have any chance of adding it Most just lack the hardware to run anything resembling ML. Mfgs have not even updated the batteries originally meant for more efficient DSLRs."}
+{"text":"Show us the AI generating a coherent 14 bit raw file. No crazy histogram per rawdigger. Expected shadow and highlight recovery per the model. Realistic metadata (which is a lot more than exposure). Correct non image info like masked pixels and sensor state data. I’ll wait Film is fun but it needs to be more advanced to btfo digital veracity. For film veracity it has to generate a coherent 8 bit, 24-36mp image. Maybe less because film is a medium and the writing process could go through an authentic film camera lens"}
+{"text":"You're really trying to pretend those are real pictures in the guy's gallery, huh"}
+{"text":"I never said a word about the guys gallery its obvious slop The topic is the principles behind the film and historical public portfolio autism"}
+{"text":"Pretty bizarre. 12 years ago that profile belonged to some boomer with a camera. His photos were mostly pretty shit but they were actually photos."}
+{"text":"Spent two hours at the local book market today. Reached the place a little while before sunset, pushed through my anxiety and tried my hand at taking some photographs. Feel free to post any pictures you /p/ros took at any book fair or local market in your area."}
+{"text":"If a woman book lover turned up would all the guys rape her?"}
+{"text":"woman Ah you mean the cow"}
+{"text":"*goat"}
+{"text":"courswork books for students. Instead of buying them at full price, you could get a bootlegged version at half price, thats what one of the vendors told me"}
+{"text":"no open gate edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"I'm sure somebody will just say it's because I'm a shitty photographer, which wouldn't be totally untrue, but to me it was like the aps-c REALLY needed totally ideal lighting to look good, where the full frame sensor is more forgiving. It's like the threshold for the quality of a \"normal\" image is a lot higher, so even stuff in non ideal lighting looks better from the get go. I don't know how to describe it, but I could just instantly tell I preferred full frame. That being said, I loved the size of the x100vi and the different configurations you could set it up as with the conversion lenses and external flash etc. both for photo and video. It was insanely handy, it just wasn't right for me."}
+{"text":"I know exactly what you mean, but for me it was the inverse path to yours. I started on APS-C as my first ILC and used it happily for, I kid you not, close to ten years. My dad has been running FF with an MF prime that whole time and every time I would look at his photos, I could see that the images would just come out differently. Eventually, I ended up buying a FF camera last summer and my images they have that same something that my dad's did, even though I'm running a superzoom. Hard not to be excited about FF with compact bodies like A7C2 and Zf."}
+{"text":"DSLRs are the opiate of the masses Lmao we're posting cringe in /p/ now? New low for this board"}
+{"text":"DLSRs == Christianity is a pretty great self-own tho."}
+{"text":"sold it with €250 profit lol"}
+{"text":"I got this 80s lens cheap but it has this weird shit on inner lens, IPA doesn't do shit. What is this shit and how do I remove it? ITT: glass has cancer."}
+{"text":"That's some good info, thanks m8."}
+{"text":"That's all good. Oh and when I said sky, I mean just blue sky with no clouds. This is because it's really bright and really uniform and makes any inconsistencies stand out."}
+{"text":"Hard to tell if it is hazing or balsam separation."}
+{"text":"We rate them on the couch together, looking at them on the TV, then I delete the bad ones from our Linux server before sending a big archive to cloud. We do this process once a year, around new year's. If anyone is interested, I'll link the github. What other tools would you suggest that have a high WAF \"Wife acceptance factor\" for this process?"}
+{"text":"Slave morality, imagine taking photos for the approval of others. You're so henpecked it hurts lol"}
+{"text":"Interesting you make this post just as I began using FastStone as my image viewer. I edit in RawTherapee but it is so bad for quickly viewing photos and culling. It’s way too slow. FastStone, on the other hand, gives me a full-screen view with click to zoom and I can press a button to tag the photos I want to keep then sort out the untagged photos into a trash folder. It’s so much better than RawTherapee."}
+{"text":"And interesting you say that, because our previous app was faststone. I just wanted a more couch friendly / dumbed down UX."}
+{"text":"Don't forget Nomacs."}
+{"text":"1/? This is the review of an OM-5 micro 4/3 camera. I am a full frame user, and I bought this camera to have a small, fun, attractive camera to take snapshits around town. I own or have owned a D850, Z5ii, Z6ii, basically every Nikon DXXX DSLR, D500, Z50, etc. This is my first M43 camera and I was not sure what to expect, so I am chronicling my impressions both for myself, and for other photographers who are looking for a small, fun camera. Ergonomics: This camera is outstanding IMO. For me the Nikon FF cameras are in this weird middle spot that is ergonomically uncomfortable for me. They are either too small or too big. The D850 and my D7500 fit my hand fantastically. I will always have a Nikon DSLR because they are so comfortable to hold and use. The OM-5 is smaller to hold than my Z5ii for example, and that gets it out of the uncomfortable middle ground. With the Z5, I’m always between holding it in front with all of my fingers, or just 3 – there isn’t really enough room for all 4, but with 3, it feels a little insecure. With the OM-5, three fingers fit perfectly. There is enough grip on the front and a great thumb rest on the back. The buttons are very well placed on the camera body for operation while shooting. Simply put, this is a very comfortable camera to hold and shoot. For reference, when I am walking around and shooting, I grip the camera the entire time in my right hand, and have a wrist lanyard for safety. This can be fatiguing with a larger DSLR (the D800 in particular had almost no thumb rest and it was agonizing to carry. The D850 is much better, but is just heavy and gets tiring on the wrist after several hours). The D7500 is extremely comfortable in this regard because of its blobmera shape and light weight. The Z series FF cameras are in the middle ground of just “ok”. The OM-5 was very good. TO BE CONTINUED"}
+{"text":"ap talking shit same 15.1MB raw except 4:3 picture ratio plus SILENT"}
+{"text":"attemp take pic camera makes no sound nothing sees on screen"}
+{"text":"not like paris throw those boots"}
+{"text":"muh equivalence Shut the fuck up cANON, everyone knows you're a videofag from the magic lantern bullshit. It's self evident that you became obsessed with speedboosters and teleconverters at some point like all videofags so all you now know is muh equivalence even if it doesn't hold water. kys"}
+{"text":"Meds, the chronicles"}
+{"text":"Should industry switch back to film for better skin tones?"}
+{"text":"what do you mean"}
+{"text":"Bright headlight so it looks like a poor snuff film. More and more popular these days"}
+{"text":"Ouch"}
+{"text":"porn thread ctrl-f jew 0 results ctrl-f kike 0 results"}
+{"text":"I'm just a forester with an OM-D E-M10 Mk IV, who like to take photos when I'm out in the field. Clearly I'm not a great photographer, but I do have fun. Lens is a TTArtisan 17mm F1.4"}
+{"text":"Of course I took this photo right before I spooked all of the ducks."}
+{"text":"Last one. Next set of photos will probably be after I get a UV and polarizer in the mail for this lens, or after I find time to go out to cliff with a hell of a view I know of. (lots of people know about it, but it isn't officially a designated recreation area...probably because if you slip you will die, or be left in a state where you regret living)"}
+{"text":"I'm just a forester with an OM-D E-M10 Mk IV No you're not just a forester, anon. You are also a gigantic faggot and a victim for buying into the OM system"}
+{"text":"Show us on the doll. Where did Robin Wong touch you?"}
+{"text":"wong touch Kek."}
+{"text":"but back in the day you could pick up any package as long as you knew the name on it. Duluth?"}
+{"text":"time to confess fellow anons send me your address link me to your cloud storage totally not a fed I have a confession for you, my frog folder takes up more storage than my photos."}
+{"text":"Screenshot your frog folder with how many pictures are in it and submit that. Seems like a great confession to me. Imagine a huge print in your room of that. wowza!"}
+{"text":"made me lol"}
+{"text":"So this shit not happening?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone use GIMP for photo editing and manipulation? Has it become a \"photographer's program\" yet, or is it still clunky and freetarded?"}
+{"text":"At this point Lightroom/PS combo is the only thing stopping me from ditching Windows. I'd love to see an actually good alternative that does everything those two apps do, but there isn't one."}
+{"text":"I use Darktable for editing jpg:s also."}
+{"text":"It's a good tool overall, but it can't do compositing and layering well or at all. For my product photography, I need both."}
+{"text":"after learning how to use dt, I don't even like LR and C1 anymore I could use LR for free because of my work but I don't want all that bloat and bs associated with it"}
+{"text":"I used GIMP for many years but now I got a job & able to buy Ps & LrC. Bye Bye GIMP!"}
+{"text":"If you had a time machine, what historical event would you shoot?"}
+{"text":"street photography of precolonial indigenous americans"}
+{"text":"Time where Hilter's balls got shot"}
+{"text":"The first xmas."}
+{"text":"niggers"}
+{"text":"I feel that, stay strong anon"}
+{"text":"Based. What focal length?"}
+{"text":"~60mm (Technically 13mm because it's a 1.7\" sensor)."}
+{"text":"Thanks, OP!"}
+{"text":"this was the absolute peak of digital photography and its all been downhill after here. seriously look at the shots on flickr with this tag and how good they look. mirrorless is super sterile and fake looking, and older than the mkii just were shit to use and had too much noise. seriously dont sleep on these, 5d mkii and some EF L glass has u covered and then u can spend the rest of the money on travel and taking kino shots."}
+{"text":"whatever cockroach I ain't reading allat"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, fuck off. /pol"}
+{"text":"based and true"}
+{"text":"2004-2009 was peak SOVL for cameras shit like D700 with its FAT ass pixels pure SOVL modern cameras are sterile and LIFELESS"}
+{"text":"premium bait CCD era did not plan to shoot anything at ISO 32000 grayscale ala signora de la notti"}
+{"text":"Can someone tell me what lightning equipment I would need, to recreate either of those photos?"}
+{"text":"I'm not being facetious. Annoying people is a big part of art."}
+{"text":"No one wants your shrimp"}
+{"text":"make love not warring"}
+{"text":"cute."}
+{"text":"what does them being naked add to what the photo is trying to say other than incel gooner satisfaction?"}
+{"text":"Why do people shoot terrible, generic hotel artwork landscapes? Why do we want to be Thomas Heaton instead of Robert Adams?"}
+{"text":"more like a reeetard shooting at night without a tripod"}
+{"text":"Why not? Bland stock photos are still needed for now."}
+{"text":"Making your photos black and white does NOT make you sophisticated, bum."}
+{"text":"It's because the bucolic appeals to people's deepest sensibilities."}
+{"text":"cool composition not defined enough for the blur this time."}
+{"text":"What makes Japan such an desired place for photography? I'm really trying to understand the hype around it. When I visited of course the size of Tokyo itself opens lots of opportunities but I quickly notice that it gets repetitive rather fast. All muh taxis look the same, the buildings have a pattern that repeats a lot. If you've seen a few shrines/temples.. in the end they all look the same. Even if you visit other prefectures you won't see much of a difference. Whenever I see camera vlogs or flickr uploads in Japan I now tend to skip because it's always the same. My current number one location would probably be Germany. Still safe enough to bring your camera with you, every state has it's own architectural style. Towns are usually a comfy mix between old medieval houses in the center with grim 60s bauhaus constructions that look really odd. Also home of Leica where this sort of everyday compact photography started. What do you think? What's your prefered location?"}
+{"text":"overrated dirty shit hole filled with indians. yawn"}
+{"text":"taking photos in public is illegal if other people are captured That is not exactly correct."}
+{"text":"Fewer niggers so no undesirable skin tones in the photos."}
+{"text":"Fewer niggers Could have stopped there."}
+{"text":"yeah germany is trash. nothing new here. only idiots will defend this godforsaken piece of land. germans were a mistake. the lands should be split up between franks and slavs."}
+{"text":"last one all done in darktable as to what I did, nothing fancy: 1. denoise, lens correction, sharpening, checking white balance 2. setting appropriate exposure 3. working on tones in contrast equalizer, where needed 3. setting dynamic range in AgX 4. cropping 5. further work on contrast in color balance RGB, some very slight color grading sometimes 6. softening or adding micro contrast still have a lot to learn about colors and composition so any criticism is very welcome"}
+{"text":"post your raws anon"}
+{"text":"I'm quite new to this as well, so take my advice well-salted, but something I've been trying to do in my own post-processing that I think yours could use more of is crushing the dynamic range down a bit to make details more visible, specifically in the highlights/whites. Even if the whites don't happen to be blown out and there's still technically differences in the pixels, if they're extremely close to being the same values, then one might not be able to tell just by looking at it. For example: in this lego photo, the specular highlights in the blonde female's hair, or the specular highlights in the sitting female's shoulder. Those regions are so bright that there's almost no contrast with the actual specular reflections of the light source.  is my edit, and while I wouldn't confidently say my version is some great example to look to, I will at least point out that I tried to preserve all of the contrasting details in the image. Every specular reflection is a small detail, rather than large regions being extremely bright and basically white. I like that yours is brighter overall, but I feel like reigning in the exposure a bit will help keep details visible. I think of bright specular reflections almost like stars in the sky, and you want less light pollution so that the stars are more visible. If that makes sense.. I think I like your edit of my cows the most, but I might just be biased :)"}
+{"text":"that's useful critique I am still not sure if it is fine to blow out the highlights a bit when it has no negative effect on the subject But I tried bringing back some details without making it look less exposed or dull and I think it works"}
+{"text":"Did you actually watch the video? He explains that he applied the same preset to all and then tried to tweak them after Photos aren't about whatever reflects the most \"accurate\" colors It doesn't matter what color he is, the only thing that matters is which color you like best"}
+{"text":"Nice bait, your screen cap is from the SOOC unedited comparison part"}
+{"text":"actually What does that mean vs watch it"}
+{"text":"white american confused about non-white face, the post stay angry, magat"}
+{"text":"you're not privy to all the shades of shit like me t. intestinal parasite"}
+{"text":"poverty porn photographers destroyed in one scene"}
+{"text":"The vinegar stink is what etched the darkroom into my memory from high school, highly recommended"}
+{"text":"Advantage of acidic stop is it stops developing immediately (which matters if using fact acting develoer) and it keeps fixer PH down if you reuse it."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"any other tv shows with photography as a prominent plot device?"}
+{"text":"coming across a lot of darkrooms in k-content recently"}
+{"text":"What makes pic related so uncanny and unpleasant to look at? Is it the lack of shadows? Why would a photographer go for such effect?"}
+{"text":"There's a significant percentage of women whose entire self-worth has been based on the market value of their vagina. Nothing is a stonger denial of their self worth than someone who places their poop hole as more important than their life giving slimy hole. Most humans are simple animals."}
+{"text":"The lighting setup has been designed to provide maximum coverage from all angles. The photographer likely wanted to work fast and cheap, so he's not shooting this like an artistic shoot. He's trying to get the maximum number of ok shots in as short a time as possible. What you end up with is the very flat 80s Style porn mag look that we see here."}
+{"text":"It neither provokes lust nor is an irrelevant question in my view. Color accuracy matters"}
+{"text":"I went round to sex my ex and took this. We all know why this is better."}
+{"text":"Posting all his series. Posting first: Early Works (SELECT WORKS) 1984 - 1987"}
+{"text":"Mexican intellectuals"}
+{"text":"LMAO most of this is just edgy shit. Technical skill really doesn't matter if it's ugly but that's the point Don't care, fuck off hack \"modernity\" shits"}
+{"text":"Technical skill really doesn't matter Subjectfag filtered"}
+{"text":"Who wants to look at this horrid trash? Staging blood cult ritual slop isn't a real skill and all this appeals to is edgelords and pedo elites."}
+{"text":"The Klansmen looked based though."}
+{"text":"If it is pleasurable, why is kitsch considered worthless?"}
+{"text":"faggot cope it makes 0 difference if you kys yourself now or die from AIDS later - no one cares. even your parents hate you"}
+{"text":"go to a social gathering walk around starting conversations in front of ppl but only start with some inside humor that 3 ppl get, then never tell anyone what the fuck you're talking about. come away thinking the three people who recognize your reference bc they saw it too are the only ones who \"get you\" everyone gets that you're a passive-aggressive asipe who has no idea how socializing works outside your own self-absorbed head no one will ever want to bang you doing shit like that anons"}
+{"text":"exactly the point, your parents hate you by the time you're 7, and by middle age you don't give a fuck about the details of your great grandfathers pointless life. No one has any reason to give a fuck about you, if you're living for other people, you might as well end it now bc in 3 quick generations no one will be left alive with any living memory of your existence. You'll be as interesting to humanity as some random shoemaker was in the 1300s. Better find a fucking purpose in life, bc if it's breeding your way to relevancy like a dimwitted suburban housewife, that is absolutely nothing."}
+{"text":"oh look its the angry liberal, this time telling us why he’s so angry the grapes are sour anyways and anything people used to do and think is for idiots Humans are the only thing that is economically and philosophically real. Everything else is made up by humans. Gold has no value. History has no value. Only dynasty even comes close to being true. Cloning yourself to maintain an empire. You only think reproduction is pointless because you have convinced yourself to own nothing and possibly even that ownership is bad. The people who instilled these values in you believe the complete opposite and take reproduction as a form of cloning so seriously that they are highly inbred to the point of having unique genetic disorders and use genital mutilation to differentiate themselves from what they own. And that what, is quite a lot, including you."}
+{"text":"theres a massive tribe following the exact words of a long dead patriarch actually multiple tribes but only one that’s very public about it huge fucking organizations that are just kids working with the success and philosophy of their father, everywhere everything that is influential in the world is just the children of some guy, doing business with his wealth and wishes in hand YOUR KIDS WILL HATE YOU, MAKE IT INTO MEDIA AND DIE CHILDLESS! Mmmmm sure Have as many kids as abraham if you want to be relevant k bb?"}
+{"text":"Which camera bag do you currently own? Does anything currently compete with the McKinnon Sling in terms of price+quality+features? Trying to find one of a similar size that will be comfortable enough for moving around."}
+{"text":"On a related topic, I'm tired of these pleather lens pouches that start to flake whenever you actually start using them, like pic rel. Any tips for replacement?"}
+{"text":"I have the 350-II, holds my Zf, Z50II, 180-600, 28, 35, 105, 50, and 28-400 with extra batteries, tripod, and pocket light..."}
+{"text":"There are simply too many bags. We need 3, maybe 4 bags at most."}
+{"text":"I have a dozen now, it's getting out of hand. Some are leftovers from when I was working in commercial photography but I don't want to get rid of them either."}
+{"text":"peak design insert in a jansport, I really can't see myself needing anything bigger or \"better\""}
+{"text":"It is time."}
+{"text":"I did have a camera with me, but also forgot to recharge the battery AND bring the spare battery with me..."}
+{"text":"Little did you know, even if you’d taken charged batteries, you left the SD card at home…"}
+{"text":"this is prolly one of my best phone pics ever"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"LEICA Reporter Jacket MONOCHROM edition In this thread, we're going to talk about photographic fashion which is what we wear when we're photographing or filming and doing related stuffs(developing, scanning, reviewing, printing, sucking up the client's shit, etc) What do you wear when you photograph? What is your must have /p/hasion item? Do you have any item you're looking for?"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"not taking the shopliftpill"}
+{"text":"what do you wear moleskin like a pretentious fart sniffing parisian, with pockets big enough for telephoto lenses"}
+{"text":"Usually some form of jumpsuit and my camera purse. Easy to move in for when you need to pop a squat, easy to clean for when you have to get dirty, and somewhat fashionable."}
+{"text":"New color film!!! lucky 200 has finally dropped. Anybody shot it yet? waiting for my order to arrive."}
+{"text":"to think lomography sold literal garbage rolls (some even marked with letters and codes on top of the image) for $20, and still do"}
+{"text":"Damn I expected chinaslop to cost less than Kodak Gold"}
+{"text":"its cheaper if you are from a third hole shithole, a roll of Gold cost 15 usd for me. And Lucky its just 9 USD so yeah."}
+{"text":"I've shot with the BW 400. I just finished my roll of Lucky 200, but I haven't developed it yet."}
+{"text":"how long does Reflx Lab take to ship to the US?"}
+{"text":"at what age and how did you find that you were into photography/videography?"}
+{"text":"14kf frames? Someone I know bought a cheapo canon rebel and sigma 70mm macro and valoi scanning kit to do 750 negs and did the laziest ever negative lab pro fixes because their family’s standard was \"as long as we can tell whats on them\" Good luck!"}
+{"text":"Bless you for going through the collection, plus now you can turn your relative into the next Vivian Meyer Post some for us"}
+{"text":"post your family anon"}
+{"text":"13, I got bullied in school, came back home crying, found a camera and then got lost in it for hours. Photography gave so much consolation over the years."}
+{"text":"then you got bullied again because the camera you found 1 year ago was a SNOY"}
+{"text":"photos"}
+{"text":"Go forbid a /p/ guy catches a person front on. They'd be in bed for a week afterwards with anxiety and panic attacks"}
+{"text":"Would you settle for something from the side instead? Sorry I missed focus."}
+{"text":"Anything smaller than MF is cope Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Pentax have made a few DSLRs in the last few years, the K3-III does look pretty interesting with a decent resolution and good AF (on paper). Canon's latest and greatest was the 90D which has an even higher resolution and not bad AF. Neither of those are on DXO so I can't quantify the sensor performance. However, Nikon's D7200 is and has similar performance to the A6600, actually a bit more dynamic range at ISO 100 and 200. Personally I wouldn't start investing in antiquated technology and a dead mount but it could very well work for you and it would save you some money. I'm just too used to the advantages of mirrorless to go back now."}
+{"text":"buffer fills up writes blank frames oof that hurt w-wait I mean… the limited buffer isn't actually a problem, if you're properly taking the time to frame each shot and not just blasting away like a retard haha gottem pentax wins again"}
+{"text":"What about the Tamron 70-300 for Z-mount? Seems pretty good to me."}
+{"text":"What are the advantages of mirrorless besides more compact?"}
+{"text":"Has APS-C like SNR, DR, and noise. How is the R5 II APC-C like in these features?"}
+{"text":"Insta thread Will follow anyone horgen_foto Had anyone got tips on how to find less popular content? The algorithm is just feeding me terrible tiktok reels with millions of views all day long."}
+{"text":"Zuck will ask you to send him videos of your butthole. Contact the insta team asap"}
+{"text":"That's not due to any export setting. Instagram often just likes to not show the full (Instagram) resolution of images when you view them. Sometimes it \"pops in\" after a short while, but it has nothing to do with your local connection. It is insta deciding not to give your images bandwidth."}
+{"text":"I had the same problem. Instagram seems to be optimized for phones (as it was originally designed to be a platform for phone pictures) So if you use high format pictures those appear bigger and in higher resolution on the phone. Anything else will get compressed to shit and only be shown very small naturally."}
+{"text":"gomoseksualist."}
+{"text":"Goodbye photoshop."}
+{"text":"flexes getting duped like a fool Especially if you have money it even more retarded to spend it on software, lmao."}
+{"text":"What should we be spending money on? Why is buying software bad?"}
+{"text":"Buying things is fine. Reasonable purchases are the hallmark of a functioning capitalist society. The more docile take is that Adobe hasn't added anything meaningful since CS5 and uses a predatory and overpriced model to squeeze consumer dry while offering few reasons to upgrade or subscribe. Since you can't (legally or through first-party channels) get a hold of older versions for less money, new users are stuck in this late-stage shithole that is Adobe subscriptions. inb4 buying things bad Buying terrible value products is bad."}
+{"text":"The more docile take is that Adobe hasn't added anything meaningful since CS5 Sounds more like early versions of Photoshop are fine for normies, but they have definitely added a lot since then. Their pricing model is cheaper than it was historically, like with CS5, and more accessible now. All things considered, it's still relatively cheap for how much time I use it. Older versions were more expensive. The only price increase for me has been within the last year, going from $10/month to a whopping $15/mo. If it's bad value for you, don't get it. But saying it's bad value in general is very silly."}
+{"text":"Thank you, Shantanu Naharayaniyenu."}
+{"text":"Should wild subjects have privacy?"}
+{"text":"This is one of the reasons why I appreciate photographing insects. People care a lot less. There's like a million of them. When we have like 4 owls in that one patch of woods and there's 50 photographers going after it (exaggeration) I can see where the issues start. So much attention will disrupt their lifecycle. And when there's so few individuals..."}
+{"text":"A dog will lick its cock and ass right in front of you. Privacy is exclusively a human need"}
+{"text":"The dog is just making a statement"}
+{"text":"oh deer"}
+{"text":"I mean, I'll do it in public too, but then they put me back on the house and make me take meds..."}
+{"text":"Laughing gull edition Last thread"}
+{"text":"Heron"}
+{"text":"The same heron."}
+{"text":"What software do you use for postprocessing Nothing at all, I haven't changed the settings on my d3400 and import the photos direct into my computer. I'll keep an eye out for bokeh since I also have an issue with pictures being blurry from hand shakes"}
+{"text":"Seethe, faggot."}
+{"text":"I need to find this location in map or this country"}
+{"text":"Looks like the east side of Moscow"}
+{"text":"Some Eastern Bloc nation."}
+{"text":"It's where I fucked your mom."}
+{"text":"Barnes and Nobles edition Prev:"}
+{"text":"Moar leaves"}
+{"text":"A sunset to close the thread"}
+{"text":"No, nothing like that. Why, do you have a firmware for that?"}
+{"text":"Very nice and soothing New bread here"}
+{"text":"How can you tell the difference between multicolored grain and multicolored noise?"}
+{"text":"dynamic range feels low but i cant really tell tho what the fuck is this captcha? oh i get it now"}
+{"text":"missed focus Where?"}
+{"text":"What's going on here? Some very shitty implementation of ICE? Anyway I think it's probably film, just very weirdly scanned/postprocessed. Or digital that someone spent too much of their time on trying to make it half-convincingly look like film for a gotcha effect."}
+{"text":"She knows he posts here and has read it all. Hence the divorce."}
+{"text":"Because it's like the Crate GX15R of camera systems"}
+{"text":"NEXT THREAD:"}
+{"text":"s this the POWER of hello where are you"}
+{"text":"Why is the depth of field so low? Is that intentional or how is the right front side of the chair in focus the left front not?"}
+{"text":"it now cost $20 to develop film only with no prints or scans AHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"its really not that hard to develop it yourself"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck is it more expensive to develop black and white film as opposed to color film? That's fucking insane."}
+{"text":"C41 is a standardized process that is uniform regardless of film speed (pushing/pulling aside), while b&w can be done different ways to achieve different outcomes and also requires different timing for different film speeds (unless your lab is doing rodinal stand dev I guess). More complexity = more expensive, while every lab has a machine that basically does c41 for them."}
+{"text":"B&W dev is done by hand, and C41 film is done by machine automation. I've seen a moderate rise of C41 B&W film being sold locally this past year or so. Local shop has sold a lot more XP2 Super than even HP5 according to the owner. The film is like an extra two bucks per roll but costs 2/3rd the dev cost at the same store so it's actually more economical. Besides, think of how much time it takes you to dev a single roll at home. Even if you've done it a hundred times and have all the chems ready to go, it still takes you a good 20-30 minutes to go through everything all the way to drying. I'm not surprised shops are charging $20 USD a roll to have an intern spend a solid half an hour on a single job."}
+{"text":"also that's the reason you never give your BW film to a lab because they don't know what look you want and they just use $something. if you shoot BW film you have to develop yourself to keep full control of the process. otherwise you could just get a digicam and shoot the monochrome JPG profile. same amount of control - just less cost."}
+{"text":"How do you do it? I've been getting more active with my photography for a few years now and it's starting to get messy. On my hard drive I have my pictures in different folder by year and month, so it's quick and easy to just clear out my SD card. Then in Lightroom I pick the images I like and want to use and put them in a collection. However usually I make one collection per \"set\" and very rarely group any of the collections. Only have a group for shooting at protests, one for portraits and a few for some multi-week trips I took that resulted in multiple photo-sets. In my context a set is just a collection of images with a similar theme or from the same day that I post on social media or send to friends or whatever. Having an ever growing list of collections seems like a problem waiting to happen, especially if I want to go pro one day, so I was wondering how you guys manage it? The only thing I've seen online that might be a good idea is maybe grouping my collections by location to make them a little easier to sort through when I end up visiting the same place multiple times."}
+{"text":"Year > Session / Event Monthly doesn't really make sense to me (and is just bad if you ever can't recall which month an image was from) I do usually have two Snapshot folders for everyday type stuff, one for fist half of the year and second for last half I'll usually have a Misc folder too for files I'm tinkering around with (think studio comparison tool) All exported files end up within the same Session folder so I don't really have to bother with viewing through LR/C1 if just browsing finished images. Switching to individual session folders instead of importing to one massive LR catalogue has been the best change I've made for both organization and workflow. Trying to link / group up \"similar\" images from different sessions always seemed like a waste of time to me."}
+{"text":"I export to a google docs folder called export. Photos are named YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. I print maybe 2 dozen photos a month and put them in a photo album in order with labels, that's my real organization method."}
+{"text":"For reference, I shoot ~150k frames a year"}
+{"text":"I shoot at a considerably less volume than you, but I use year > session/event as well. I find it easier to recall and fetch photos past photos this way."}
+{"text":"binder full of negatives (as well as a box with a bunch of older ones I haven't scanned yet), and then digitally all the scans are just in one big folder on an external and the ones I bother to edit/convert to jpg live in folders by year its probably not the best system"}
+{"text":"Been years since I posted here, photo dump."}
+{"text":"1 photo of a gimmick shot. Nice dump, loser."}
+{"text":"One photo Dump It makes sense, this being /p/ and all"}
+{"text":"this is his wowzer shot btw, like the strongest of the bunch, the first blow eh. a cocksucking snapshit."}
+{"text":"but it’s black and white with grain so it’s art"}
+{"text":"Cool pic. Nice thread."}
+{"text":"Give it straight to me, /p/. Are Leica M cameras a meme? Or are they worth it? Mainly for portraits, and rock and leaves."}
+{"text":"The niche: 3rd generation holocaust survivor who lives in a western metropol and hates it"}
+{"text":"artificial countertops Lol. Lmao even"}
+{"text":"More like omegalul, eh Tim? he doesn't even send catalogs to himself, what a poorfag"}
+{"text":"The glass is decent and crisp, but the price for that is extortionate."}
+{"text":"Moophurt lmao"}
+{"text":"shot using smartphone C&C plox"}
+{"text":"crazy vibes need a crazy angle all these shots are straight on horizontal get on the floor. get on your ass you want a filthy shot? then roll in the mud to get the shot. its all too sanitary."}
+{"text":"dumb"}
+{"text":"cope and seethe. you will never take a good photo."}
+{"text":"u know u can just hold a camera low right instead of getting on the ground. how dumb are u bruh"}
+{"text":"your highlights look awful, i'll ignore the green tint because its nostalgic to me being y2k af. your subjects and angles are boring and I dont know what youre trying to say other than \"I AM OBSESSED WITH AESTHETICS\" and vibes. Its half hearted and you dont commit enough at all to anything at all. you have to get lower or get high. get close or dont bother."}
+{"text":"Continuous LED lights are terrible for photography. This is an approximate $2400 600watt continuous LED light. At a distance of 2 meters, it can manage 1/60 iso400 f8 at full power. That converts to f4.8 iso400 1/200 if you wanted to get up to a barely usable photography shutter speed. And if you want to go down to iso 100, you are now around f2.8 So $2500 gets you something barely usable on your lowest settings at approx 2 meters, any further distance and it wont work. And if you want to use any modifier at all its all over and you wont even be able to have enough light for a photo. In before just shoot at iso 1600, no thanks, im not spending $2400 just to have to use iso1600."}
+{"text":"Yes, they're made for video. Of course there's going to be better options for photography"}
+{"text":"Bought it because it was more or less it30 but without the need to buy a riser Thought the off camera shooting was going to be a gimmick - a fun one, but a gimmick nonetheless It's not. It's THAT good even with a rather small range of 18m. Just by holding it in your second hand you can get so much creative control. A cheap selfie stick with a tripod and maybe an offbrand diffuser will genuinely let you have studio quality light for incredibly cheap and rather small package."}
+{"text":"Why the hell would think off camera flash would be a gimmick?"}
+{"text":"nta but /p/"}
+{"text":"NTA but I havent bought a transmitter despite theoretically knowing the power of off-camera flash. I envision my first outing with a transmitter, speedlite and softbox to be groundbreaking and literally make me cum from the results. Anon probably had the same revelation."}
+{"text":"show me what kind of weird shit you can make with photoshop"}
+{"text":"bluring my photos using jpeg artifacts"}
+{"text":"What the actual hell is wrong with my editing and photo something looks very wrong in the photo and I can’t decide on what it is I’m trying to get like a vibe Juno claspo but it doesn’t really fit that vibe"}
+{"text":"This was shot on a Canon 5D 12mp and edited in LR 3.5 on a Pentium 3 1ghz Dell c610 laptop with 2gb of RAM running XP SP3 on an IDE 40gb 4200rpm spinnydisk Your arguments, all of them in this thread, from all of you, are invalid."}
+{"text":"based blind man"}
+{"text":"those star trails bug me, them seem incidental instead of intentional when clearly some level of effort went into taking & editing that photo"}
+{"text":"Prolly just a side effect of exposing a night scene so long. I feel like anon didn't really care about three stars in the sky having a bit of a tail. In fact I would have liked it more if they were even longer (but like, 10x as long)"}
+{"text":"Prolly just a side effect of exposing a night scene so long. yes that's usually how you get star trails I'm saying I would have retouched them out of the photo, or let it expose for like 4x as long that's already like a 5' exposure, and either dawn or moonlight, so probably couldn't let it expose for much longer or the lighting changes too much"}
+{"text":"Should i get a Sony zv-e 10 II new or a Lumix S II. My goal is 4k 30fps with the highest dynamic range possible, 10bit log and fast sensor readout speed (low jellow)"}
+{"text":"You're right about the apertures and f1.4 being a meme for it, but you do need an ND filter, that's the one piece of gear that is unquestionably needed unless you only film indoors."}
+{"text":"posted it again award"}
+{"text":"You need an ND filter if you shoot any kind of log during daylight, even stopped down"}
+{"text":"No need of an ND filter If you shoot \"cienema\" you are gonna be shooting with a 180degree shutter. With a base iso of most cameras at 800, 1/48s outside is going to be fucking impossible. Even 100iso will be a stop over at f16."}
+{"text":"unzips dick AI porn is so good its unreal. dont even need OF anymore"}
+{"text":"Anyone else here working a regular job/day job as a photographer? I've been working as a real estate photographer for a while and still do side jobs for things like corporate portraits/events, and I'm curious if anyone else on /p/ works in photography too."}
+{"text":"It's funny how so many gurus and people in your life say to make your job your hobby. Same thing with cars too, I knew a guy that loved cars and then fucking hated them and never did shit to his own car ever again after he started working as a mechanic. He let his car pretty much rot because he couldn't stand doing what he already did for work as an after work project."}
+{"text":"Entry/mid level jobs require you to sell your soul to excel spreadsheets or lung cancer for pennies over minimal legal wage with unpaid overtime. Anything that can get you away from today's hellish market is desired"}
+{"text":"he thinks the photography/filmography industry isn't also soul crushing or pays more than pennies Lol"}
+{"text":"I meant that market of regular jobs is so unbearable to people any escape plan is giving them hope. that means escaping right into the trap of even more competitive and ungrateful industry or hell of getting contracts for small buisness survival"}
+{"text":"Gotcha. Same thing I did, I was in a normie regular job and jumping into a full time professional photography job sounded like a dream come true, but it just meant getting fucked in pay and essentially being told I was really lucky and other people dream of getting the job. I've no doubt they replaced in me in seconds but who knows how long the new guy will last, the industry rotates through normal people fast while only the people who are willing to be shit on will remain."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna attend a wedding on saturday and i want to shoot some film. It's an african wedding, so there will be loads of bright colors and warm hues. I shoot with a Point and shoot camera (pentax iqzoom), but i own a SLR (Nikon fg 20). I have never shot with an slr camera, and i have no clue how they work. But i reckon the pictures look better on an slr. I have two dilemmas at hand I don't know which film stock is good for capturing warm hues I don't know if i should try out the slr camera (or if i should play it safe) i want to capture something reminiscent of picrel"}
+{"text":"I think it will be pretty well lit inside, NTA. Don't be fooled. Even pretty heavy indoor lighting is nowhere near the LV of the outdoors. Indoors with film I'm normally pushing HP5 to 800 at minimum and realistically to 1600 (but I think it looks kind shit pushed two stops). At 800 ISO I'm only just in a \"safe\" shutter speed range to avoid camera shake and I need to ask people to stay still for photos indoors. 400 ISO film is absolute minimum for indoors and I'd be pushing that one stop anyway. If you're using colour film then fagghedaboudit"}
+{"text":"Portra and Lomo 800 work fine indoors, if a bit grainy. But pushing hp5 will make the grain apparent too."}
+{"text":"get old gold 100 (2006-2005)"}
+{"text":"it is possible to mount 28mm (if you have one) to fg-20 set aperture to 5.6 and 3.3m focus and shoot day with kodak 100 proimage"}
+{"text":"Didnt understand half of that but what I got is get 400 iso I dont really like the look of kodak ultramax 400 though. It doesn't look warm, and it doesnt have that \"film\" look I have decided to use the point anf shoot so i dont think i can make adjustments like that. I need to finalize what kind of film I'll be using because im going to buy it later today. Ektar100 or kodak gold is what i am considering right now"}
+{"text":"Wetplate Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: What alternative processes would you like to try? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"is… this one of yours?"}
+{"text":"E100"}
+{"text":"Yes it is."}
+{"text":"I'm not one of the harshest critics of your eggs but have to say that is a marked improvement maybe I'm just a sucker for contrast"}
+{"text":"Neat, thanks. I never bother to do edits but maybe I should start."}
+{"text":"I shoot black and whit 'art' photos. I print a lot. So i spend a lot of time looking at the details of each photo. especially if they're hanging on my wall. that being said, i have a conundrum which, surprisingly, isn't well covered on the internet: would you say a leica monochrom, or a medium format (with more bits and more sensor real estate) would produce better black and white images?"}
+{"text":"Yep, silly me. I totally forgot. Somday I'll stop being such fucking scum. Alas, today is not that day."}
+{"text":"I like my nikon zr with its huge ass screen"}
+{"text":"Dope choice, I'd love to get one Still sad"}
+{"text":"The Monochrom is cool and I'd like to try it sometime. But it's just way too expensive to justify. You can buy a Pentacon Six with a Carl Zeiss lens for $200 and 200 rolls of bw film including development and scanning ($20/roll) for the same price as the Leica without no lens. Double that if you develop yourself, which is half the fun with bw anyway."}
+{"text":"So buy a k-1 mark ii and have it converted to monochrome."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck likes this focal length? What is its purpose?"}
+{"text":"get close that's the fucking secret to phone-like focal lengths. (there's a reason why 28mm looks like snapshits - because it's the snapshit focal length every teenage girl uses on her iphone)"}
+{"text":"If you go wide, shoot wide subjects or get close as  said. Seaside shots as well as in-car shots are two examples that benefit from proper wides."}
+{"text":"Word, I'll creep up closer. Or shoot wide landscapes. Also the wider lenses for this camera are expensive. If I can't make 28mm work I'll probably just go back to shooting 50 and 135."}
+{"text":"i'll see you in court."}
+{"text":"Get 28mm vision in your mind. It usually can be acquired by getting closer to subject and observing the environment before shootong. Wide angles are difficult because our vision is usually much narrower. But some dudes mentioned about muh zooming with your feet It's a meme. If you make a change in the distance between camera and the subject, you will get different result. It just doesnt work. On this matter, i recommend to think of composition based on the distance between you and the subject, rather than focal lengh of your lens and the subject."}
+{"text":"\"Black and white are the colors of photography. To me they symbolize the alternatives of hope and despair to which mankind is forever subjected.\" Robert Frank. \"I work in colour sometimes, but I guess the images I most connect to, historically speaking, are in black and white. I see more in black and white – I like the abstraction of it.\" Mary Ellen Mark I see a pattern. One of making the world increasingly drab to demoralize the people. Look up their early lives."}
+{"text":"Everything is either white, black, or a shade of grey. Maybe you see a couple blue and red cars, and if you find something yellow or even green you've hit the jackpot for the day More of an /o/-tier whinge than /p/ but I feel like the sentiment applies here as well. Everything is just devoid of colour these days"}
+{"text":"High Impact were the days"}
+{"text":"I'm only shooting for myself. Travel and family. Photo and video. What I learned is that video easily brings people to tears. Because it's so real, you can dive back in memories and experience everything once more. Photography is different. You look at the images and it only activates emotions IF you use them to remember back that moment. B&W photos make it easier to remember back because it makes your brain start thinking. You don't get the exact image of a situation but more a vague interpretation in form of a colorless scene. So I believe that this is the reason why b&w photography is so emotional for many while color photos just collect dust forever on your hdd. But that is just my idea and I don't know if thats any true. Once the Ricoh GR4x mono appears I use it as an excuse to learn more about it"}
+{"text":"Black and white is harder because you can only rely on light and composition"}
+{"text":"I would like a small, retro style camera for hobbyist / snap shitting type photography. Image quality is important to me, but not the end all, be all. I do not want a full frame type camera such as the ZF. I already have a D850, and actually owned a ZF for several months, before getting rid of it as the lack of grip and overall hugeness made it very unfun to walk around and shoot with. Between the OM-5 and some Fuji cam, which is the best choice?"}
+{"text":"He's alive he posted on /k/ a while ago. He has a Z7 and keeps shilling H&K. Better cameras are also fun, spastic ESL bro, not just the em5iii re-re-release. Nice buyers remorse doe."}
+{"text":"Accusing better photographers of being zoophiles is rude. Poor 8x10 eggGod gets the same treatment. Is it all you?"}
+{"text":"I don't think his tests were scientific enough."}
+{"text":"I member dog didnt move indoors t-the lighting changed Larger pixels having better shadow recovery and more sensitivity was already known to real niggas anyways"}
+{"text":"shadow recovery either you're too retarded to get a proper exposure in camera or you're retarded to think that shadows need any recovery it's a sign of the autistic mind to try to show everything in a picture"}
+{"text":"Should dishonest photography be shunned?"}
+{"text":"I must have missed where you suggested it was something else causing the distortion? I didn't, what I cared about was dispelling the fiction that the lens was distorting the shadows."}
+{"text":"everybody taking about the moon itt needs to be executed also what the fuck is dishonest photography? any image at all could be considered dishonest because it is a single view of a single instant of a subject or event, its like how people talk about how much they hate \"bias\" or \"indoctrination/propaganda\" when what they really mean is they dont like it when others treat a perspective other than the mainstream perspective on a topic as true for example: teaching kids in school to be liberal capitalists = cool and normal teaching kids that liberalism and or capitalism might be bad = evil indoctrination and brainwashing literally every perspective is biased and its the same with photography literally every image could be considered a lie based on the intentions of the person framing the image i think the only thing that could actually be considered dishonest is how people use an image to make their audience feel, if i took a photo of a dead Palestinian killed by an israeli JDAM and the zog used the photo to say it was actually hamas who killed the kid or to say it was somehow the kids fault he god the bomb dropped on his head that would be dishonest but the photo would not be"}
+{"text":"Capitalism does not exist. It was invented as a strawman to propagandize neo-feudalism aka the unending struggle towards real communism. And its greatest triumph is convincing americans that its real and business are the equals of the state or else the entire country is logically obligated to go full commie. You will also find this “jedi” mind trick in other debates. And not just lefty insanity like veganism and population replacement either. It is also used by the right wing. You must adhere to ____ or your world will end if you ever stop being a hypocrite, and anyone can do anything they want and you cant logically complain. Know this trick. Fear it. Hate it. And remember the more you acknowledge ISM dichotomies the more powerful they become."}
+{"text":"also what the fuck is dishonest photography? The Bahbah thread is a great example of it. Photography done with the pretense that it's presenting some deep truth when it's just navel-gazing erotica peppered with some critic bait. The faux rebellious aspect of it is also part of the dishonesty. The photographer is playing it safe while pretending to be some daring maverick. The idea that it's speaking truth to power when it's actually just power talking. It's corrupt to the core, there's no sincerity in it. Another example, hobotography."}
+{"text":"lol they forgot to shoop in the stars"}
+{"text":"let's see them"}
+{"text":"That's a 3d render you fucking retarded liar"}
+{"text":"Are you fucking blind? That's clearly AI generated. You can tell by the mist distance effect it pulled from a video game"}
+{"text":"Neither of you idiots know how to reverse image lookup? It's built into 4chan. Start with the triangle next to the [Reply] link. \"Tower of Terror\", DisneySea Tokyo."}
+{"text":"Yeah, that's obviously the location he used to build training data for his AI model. Glad we're getting somewhere"}
+{"text":"Which do you think is more useful for Architecture photography - a Panoramic tripod head? Or A Tilt Shift lens?"}
+{"text":"Noobie photographer here, what is a panoramic tripod head? Does it have angle locking, because it seems like the thing in the OP does, and I'm considering that for what I say in"}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried using the search bar on a web browser to find info about unfamiliar things? (I suggest trying duckduckgo before Google cause platform decay slop.) A $€£ 5 round bubble level might help getting camera pointing straight down with whatever tripod+head you have. (Fancy head will not help if your tripod is a wobbly toy.) If you need to scan documents / books borrow, rent or buy a document / book scanner. From quick glance to a € 104.40 one on sale at Amazon(de) the bundled software can flatten and split pages and remove background and fingers. (Dunno if that scanner is any good or +1000% tarifed in Murica.)"}
+{"text":"I did a lot of searching on this a year or so ago and wasn't able to find much at the time, but since I'm not knowledgeable on photography I figured it was possible I simply wasn't using the right terminology I'm not just wanting a level, because that still introduces room for my tweaking to be slightly off if by eye I don't notice the level not being actually entirely level. I'm wanting something that actually locks itself to different angle increments so there's no room for error."}
+{"text":"Panoramic tripod heads are so you can shoot panoramas while keeping the nodal point the same If you pan direction on a normal tripod, differences in nodal point can give you some distortion It doesn't have much functional benefit outside of panoramas / composite You can get geared heads which offer precise angle adjustment as the knobs are \"geared\" rather than \"locked/unlocked\" like most heads, but they are generally quite expensive. Any decent tripod will lock at whatever angle you want, and you can usually be fine with relying on the cameras built-in level."}
+{"text":"See A and B of If you don't account for parallax, you can end up with a slightly different perspective"}
+{"text":"In order to achieve this kind of black does it got to be underexposed or overexposed? and how many stops? Point the light meter at the subject or at the empty space? thanks in advance"}
+{"text":"the degens on 4chin say the moon is made of cheddar so it must be troo Nice self report schizo."}
+{"text":"It depends on what you are trying to achieve. That looks like a record sleeve and will therefore have been printed from cmyk inks. Get your lighting right and convert to monochrome in Photoshop The covert back to cmyk and fuck around with curves until you get it how you want"}
+{"text":"you seem angry that you're not creative. you're probably good at something else, so maybe do that instead :)"}
+{"text":"if you knew who I am you wouldn't be saying dumb basement shit Anon pulls the classic nepo 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?\" boomer-grade rebuttal"}
+{"text":"I like the aesthetics of tobbaco, zippos and leather"}
+{"text":"Tobacco is thirdie, not manly."}
+{"text":"It has so much aura"}
+{"text":"The best is cedar sticks. Using butane is preferable to a zippo type lighter because lighter fluid also has a bad taste to it."}
+{"text":"Not sure what the name of this aesthetic is. I have the same journal but green, I have a matt silver zippo with a cigar lighter insert. I also drink Jaeger but only on holidays. Listen.. we are in a photography forum with a bunch of other performative clowns. Just lean into what you like, but dont go full fedora. Never go full fedora."}
+{"text":"and a worse form of it than vidya or movies?"}
+{"text":"Its not that deep lil bro"}
+{"text":"our eye color is direclty related to our bheavior, to our intelligence I love that any time I think I must have encountered the absolute dumbest manchild in the world, I can get on this board and within minutes one of you will prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"great characters and stories If that's what draws you to play video games you are severely retarded"}
+{"text":"he whole fuckin world contributes less to math than the balkans. there's something in the fucking water over there. As the nobel comittee found one year, they've got irritable beet farmers solving world-stumping math problems for lulz. ...who did not want to be bothered about prizes of money that day lol"}
+{"text":"t. has never taken a good photo in his life kys collector consumer fag"}
+{"text":"What is the future of photography /p If you were starting today what would you buy? Will stand alone cameras start needing more technological integrated features? Will cameras push harder for realism and imbedded certificates to show its a real photo or will cameras start integrating inbuilt editing features to add in skies on blown photos etc? Will standalone cameras start adding features to make short form video? I’m just worried buying today the world of photography is about to go through its most drastic change in its entire existence and this will occur over the next 10 years Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Well, AI has to eliminate noise, aberrations and fuzz and then generate the perfect photo from what's left with plausible detail that is not in original to make the result look natural. I don't think current models can do that yet. But I'm no expert in AI or using AI. But I do think graphic designers are already truly screwed. The left one is part of my own filtered photo of turbulent water. I asked Grok to \"find 24 shapes from this image which could be good logo of startup but different from any existing logo and draw them as lineart in 4x6 grid\" (sic)"}
+{"text":"getting paid to generate a bunch of random shapes is a doomed career path Well yes, but actually no. The good graphic designers are still going to completely BTFO any AI generated shit smear because AI is only good at identifying, repeating and feeding into patterns. A top-shelf graphic designer will still find work for the businesses that want to disassociate with AI. Genuinely good design is still the hallmark of a human mind (for now) and it's very obvious when genuine thought and talent went into a graphic. It's just the semi-unemployed post-grads that are fucked, and rightly so."}
+{"text":"I do not disagree. I've asked AI find most \"important\" or shapes from abstract turbulence and what it finds simply is not at all what human brain would pick up. AI can generate unlimited boring slop but AI also is already very good doing generic busywork and management. Top-self creative people will keep their jobs but there are not that many of those."}
+{"text":"future of photo is literally AI, but this cumslurping board is too dumb to get that. we should be having AI photo threads"}
+{"text":"are those fuji worms?"}
+{"text":"Took this photo with my Lumix DMC-FX8, default settings, auto. The screen is unfortunately now broken, so I can't use it anymore since I don't think I can replace the screen. I haven't had a friend since I was 12 and everyone has forgotten me. Also the text says \"You are loved.\""}
+{"text":"Søte bror, hvorfor har du ikke hatt venner siden du var 12?"}
+{"text":"whack composition"}
+{"text":"Everyone just sort of drifted apart after middle school, I never managed to make any friends in both high school and college everyone was already too tight knit, I guess I have just forgotten how to make friends honestly."}
+{"text":"Pray for Friends, anon"}
+{"text":"Then photography is perfect for you. You can look forward to spending all your time and money researching and flipping gear, and end up taking pictures of buildings, trees, backs of peoples heads, and rant nonstop to yourself about how all the degenerate commie jews have outsmarted you to the success you’re entitled to as a glorious capitalist of a superior race. Welcome."}
+{"text":"Three sciences about light that'll help you understand: The science of photons, electromagnetic radiation, and bosons Two technical concepts that'll help you understand how your camera works: How computers work, how chemistry works, and how the mechanics work in a camera. (Anon here like what the fuck computers? Yes anon your digital camera is a damn computer like a smartphone is a damn computer. Hell even in some cases a calculator can be a computer. And the next what the fuck statement is about film photography which is indeed chemistry.) Last thing is knowing how all the programming and placement of the camera functionality is in your camera. Such as knowing what the hell C4k is in a Panasonic GH5 for example. You do all this you would know your camera like a mechanic knows a car. Congratulations you are a step ahead in being a photographer or cinematographer. The most important part about all of this is the hardest part which is does it make sense to you like any other art form?"}
+{"text":"No. I'll tell you what this is like. When the video game Crash Bandicot came out, the developer knew the PS1 so much he put a hack on the game to allow the game to use more data than it should. From doing that, Crash Bandicot had higher resolution graphics than a lot of games on the PS1. The same thing can happen with a camera. Say you know what am EF mount is. You being the common consumer would (I hate doing this NeoNazi speak but I have to to sell my point on this site) have to go to Jew BHPhoto on this site and Jew Amazon to buy new lenses. So now instead of buying from Jews you can buy a cheap lens from a Japanese guy on eBay (Jannies I tried speaking his language). Now imagine the same with lights. You don't want to buy all this expensive equipment when you know from how light works a few cheap high output lights will do. You know from reading the light meter on your phone at daylight there is enough light under a shade for a photo."}
+{"text":"New info: light summed up is a quantum function like quarks and leptons."}
+{"text":"hi, I've learned this statement by heart, internalised the knowledge and took a picture. It looks like shit."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Checking in on all Zachs."}
+{"text":"Sprawl 'em Edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"I just saw the way you’ve blended the neck with the white background. If the entire image was blended into the background that way, I think it would be a great artistic effect. Also, since it’s supposed to look “illustrative,” I think, sharpness is working against you. Softness could improve the aesthetic quality of the image."}
+{"text":"Did you use any flash or reflector so they are not underexposed? By the angle of the sun that guy should look like a nigger"}
+{"text":"you missed a major opportunity not having them kiss so that the sun is between the two of them, and metering off the sunset do you have bad knees or something? why shoot from eye level for this? this is the best of the series these are fucking dope everyone knows the key to great photos is to leave parts of the body sort of out of frame, not center OR use the rule of thirds, and make sure the horizon's not level"}
+{"text":"Truth"}
+{"text":"It was a good fart."}
+{"text":"Martin Parr R.I.P. Street and Documentary style dump thread"}
+{"text":"Bro, this sucks. I semi regularly pop to the Martin Parr foundation, went and saw his film where he came and did a little storytime at the end and I bumped into him in a cafe a few months ago, said \"thanks for the inspiration\" whilst spillin' spaghetti. Pour a cup of tea out for a real one :("}
+{"text":"So you're saying they're timeless?"}
+{"text":"Rest in peace King. Martin Parr was based for not giving a fuck and for making fun of people. Humanity is a not a sacred. More often than not it is grotesque race. Fuck those twitter subhumans who canceled him over nothing. May all of those die painful deaths."}
+{"text":"He was cancelled when the last resort first came out for doing \"exploitative poverty porn\", so he did the cost of living next, which had it's sights on the middle/upper class. Anyone trying to cancel him today is just lacking in historical context or an understanding of his work."}
+{"text":"rip["}
+{"text":"Snapshot edition Previous thread"}
+{"text":"What difference does it make"}
+{"text":"It looks so dreamy and painterly!"}
+{"text":"Silver tones."}
+{"text":"New bread:"}
+{"text":"I'm just wondering if my m43dar is advancing."}
+{"text":"be /ck/ the price of food is ridiculous! scrambles to find some crazy outlier at some retarded organic place to get replies Meanwhile, in the real world, you could just get an entire choice beef rib roast for $4.99 a pound and cut up into ribeyes and freeze but ham, turkey, chicken! 87c a pound, 99c a pound, a Costco whole rotisserie chicken $4.99. You DO own a freezer right? Uhhhh... EGGS! It's literally 49 cents a dozen at my local store and the official report on eggprices say its 40c. (See attached image) Food is cheap now. Gas is cheap now. The president and those in the dept of agriculture along with food producers and suppliers are doing a GREAT job."}
+{"text":"Don't act stupid. At EggPrices.org, we pull real-time and historical egg price data directly from trusted government sources, including the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) and the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA). Using official APIs and automated data pipelines, we ensure that our information is accurate, up-to-date, and reflective of market trends. Our system updates prices regularly, cross-checking multiple data points to maintain the highest level of reliability. By leveraging programmatic data collection, we eliminate manual errors and keep you informed with the latest price movements"}
+{"text":"I'm in Delaware and I got organic eggs the other week for $2.49/dz They were on sale, sure, but people who don't shop sales or offers are literal retards imo Just ordered grocery delivery for tomorrow. First time ever because the ads said there was a deal. Nothing special, just shit we don't wanna brave 9° temperatures to get. Three gallons of cooking oil and 21lbs of tomatoes (yes, really). That's it. Total price $34.96 + $5 delivery fee -$20 first online order = $19.96. ham Was 69¢/lb the other day turkey Bought 26+lbs of it last week for $5.94 total. I thought I grabbed the last two birds but I guess they had more in the back because they were still on sale when we went Saturday and still $2.97 for any turkey regardless of weight. Woulda bought it then, too, but we have no freezer space right now. chicken No idea how much it costs these days, but we bought a whole one shortly after new years for $3something. Made soup. Was good. We technically have a similar ordinance where I live but after a little girl's pet pig was confiscated for being a \"barnyard animal\" (the actual law is a prohibition on keeping any barnyard animals within the municipality) and everyone made a big stink about it, they gave the pig back. And I mean everyone; people were super pissed about it, even my Muslim neighbours down the street with their annoying-ass peacocks. The law didn't change but I don't think they'll be enforcing it anymore unless the creatures in question wind up becoming nuisance animals."}
+{"text":"The problem with the hands off approach is that they’re pulling from 3 different sources and at no point did anyone realize that none of them correlate. I’m pretty sure they’re pulling wholesale price from USDA, which doesn’t correlate to the BLS consumer price. And the per state data is just absolutely fucked from bad sampling from retailers."}
+{"text":"Price looks accurate. I remember it peaking and following this same curve."}
+{"text":"I see, i see, those are certainly words that describe a process! Now tell me, how does this explain the differences laid out here"}
+{"text":"You are on death row in Florida. You have $40 to spend on your last meal. What do you spend it on?"}
+{"text":"couple years ago, rightoids incessantly called leftists bootlickers during the pandemic a couple years later, rightoids are now writing whole dissertations defending the government's ability to murder innocent white citizens What a time to be alive"}
+{"text":"18 mcChickens."}
+{"text":"Turns out most people love licking boots and only hate when the boot is on their neck."}
+{"text":"a 'good' mcdonalds combo is +22$ and that's assuming it doesn't come cold not even think about good wine/beef/cheese even in a small portion, easily +50$ dining is completely out too What shithole country Why even bother with that at this point? I'd laugh and tell them to shove their poverty wage up the ass, they need the 40 bucks"}
+{"text":"fourty $1 tacobell burritos I'll wait. gg 2ez, JEWdicial system, heh"}
+{"text":"What is your preferred ABV for whisk(e)y and why? Is there an ABV you consider the minimum acceptable?"}
+{"text":"hopefully slightly tipsy"}
+{"text":"1-2 hours That's way too fast. A good dram lasts at least 4 hours."}
+{"text":"usually drink my whisky neat and happily pay more for the good stuff, but recently discovered an exception ice cubes half cheap blended or single malt half heavy cream shit's absolutely delicious"}
+{"text":"I drink one dram over the course of a week"}
+{"text":"Peak proof is somewhere between 107-118 or so, but there’s definitely a purpose for the 120+ or the hazmats. Sub 100 proof tends to be cringe"}
+{"text":"How're these jack"}
+{"text":"this is the only frozen pot pie worth buying"}
+{"text":"I really wish meat pies were more of a thing. I love steak and anything pie, onion, ale, kidney, you name it."}
+{"text":"Interesting idea, but considering it's Banquet, they use the cheapest, shittiest ingredients possible, so it probably tastes like shit Just learn to make biscuits and gravy on your own Unless you're a fat pig, you made dinner for 4-5 days"}
+{"text":"Just do it on your own! Yeah that doesn't help me when I'm at the dollar store because I only have two dollars and need to fill my gut because I spent a week binge drinking"}
+{"text":"Banquet is shit tier"}
+{"text":"200 American experts ran 1,000+ simulations for three months on AI-boosted quantum computers to come up with this efficient $3 meal. Supposedly this is the most high tech, nutritionally and financially sound result. You can't come up with a better $3 meal."}
+{"text":"cum"}
+{"text":"Reminder that Trump, his administration and everyone else in the upper class are getting wealthier and wealthier and will not feel this in the slightest meanwhile the middle class is shrinking and everyone else is becoming poorer."}
+{"text":"you will eat nothing and you will like it"}
+{"text":"Crack rock"}
+{"text":"I use a bag of sliced frozen peppers. They tend to be cheaper for me, last longer, and not much too much difference since I cook them anyways."}
+{"text":"Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Bongs will call you an Amerilard if you say this looks bad"}
+{"text":"Gross. Pie would be good without the greenslop"}
+{"text":"it's mushy peas mate, staple food."}
+{"text":"is that pie precisely baked?"}
+{"text":"Have you ever made something you saw in tv/movies? I tried making the Matilda cake for my GF once."}
+{"text":"Why is it ironic? You obviously have time to make them now before it's too late."}
+{"text":"Did the rum ham from always sunny, I didnt have a recipe so I just tried to get as much booze into it as possible. Marinated it in a bag of jamaican dark rum for 24 hours then baked it in a pan of rum, brown sugar and pineapple juice and just kept spooning the sauce on it until it was candied. Shit was cash."}
+{"text":"You joke but I had a cooking class in high school where our final project was to make a four course meal around a theme. Being the nerdy kid I was I picked star trek and just did my best to replicate meals from the show. Got pretty good marks on it."}
+{"text":"I meant that it's funny to come across this thread (I'm not a regular on /ck/) that reminds me of that specific moment and how my history with cinnamon rolls is linked to my sister, right in the last week I have with her before she moves away and I won't see her until who knows when I was referring to the coincidence, rather than “it's ironic” I should have written “it's funny\" or something like that [spoiler]yeah I'm esl[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Wife got me a sodastream. What should I do with it?"}
+{"text":"99% of soda stream users use it to make sugary crap. Stop pretending."}
+{"text":"They don't, who the fuck do you know who even owns this thing?"}
+{"text":"Fat people, i.e. the average soda stream owner"}
+{"text":"Cram it. We wanna see what you got. Share progress photos."}
+{"text":"half of those are diet"}
+{"text":"I just spent an hour and a half making these gay retarded little French cookies, it took 4 failures over the last 2 weeks and now I've got it down. What's the next difficult recipe I should try to improve my /ck/tism?"}
+{"text":"Sugar. It's always sugar. Shiny? Sugar. Crispy? Sugar. Moist? Sugar. Brittle? Sugar. Thicker? Sugar."}
+{"text":"I didn't know I screwed up until after they had finished baking, you don't really know beforehand. Biggest things are making sure your ratios are right, having a solid meringue, don't over macaronage and drying the tops fully. Everything else is oven temp. I was gonna make some cream cheese danishes later I'll post the results. I just fold them in half like an arch and put them in the bottom rack of the dishwasher, make sure the big chunks have been washed off though Cake shimmer dust. You can also do like a macaron moonpie and dip half in chocolate ganache. Pic not mine but a shop near me that I'm gonna copy"}
+{"text":"this, so much this"}
+{"text":"I don't give a fuck make baked alaska"}
+{"text":"Post urs"}
+{"text":"As an adult should food still be fun? I need your thoughts."}
+{"text":"Spices are all psychologically children."}
+{"text":"Your life doesn't sound all that enjoyable"}
+{"text":"The white man doesn't relax because he knows there is work to be done."}
+{"text":"Why do Mexican people like goku so much?"}
+{"text":"So anime was affordable to syndicate and easy to dub. It got a lot of play time on TV."}
+{"text":"please anons, recommend me a decent cheap (up to 80eur preferably less) induction single top I'm browsing Amazon.de and every best seller has a couple of really bad reviews that puts me off. I just want a decent small space top to try cooking properly."}
+{"text":"It's just bread, tomato, cheese and some leaves. It ain't all that bruh."}
+{"text":"ebonics"}
+{"text":"it's fresh mozzarella which has more moisture, if it was covered the pizza would be soggy. pizzas that completely cover with cheese use low moisture mozzarella."}
+{"text":"Fresh mozzarella is wet af, so it’ll turn the pizza into a soup if you cover the whole thing."}
+{"text":"It's funny because even though you say it's something simple, people manage to ruin it because they have shitty taste Where I live it's very common for everyone to put a ridiculous amount of cheese on it, and not even good quality cheese, but hey, normies are easy to please"}
+{"text":"A sign of a good recipe is simplicity. The emergent property of the universe is what makes food magical."}
+{"text":"Overpriced Nebb"}
+{"text":"cheap(ish), and good their blanco is even cheaper, and also a very solid full-bodied white. good value for money producer"}
+{"text":"I will always associate muga blanco with MILFs because there was a hot MILF I was trying to take home at a bar once because I heard she was having a falling out with her husband and she ordered a muga blanco and I tried to talk wine with her and she was having none of it and that was an utter failure"}
+{"text":"I gather the red tondonia gran reserva is the \"real\" LdH. Too pricey"}
+{"text":"Hey I had this, this week"}
+{"text":"The Reserva Tondonia is considered the benchmark for the style and price, 50-60 bucks or so but they really demand some age to start showing fruit, otherwise they're super tight and acidic. 2010 shouldn't be too hard to find and is drinking incredibly right now. They're also often the same price as current vintage (if the shop doesn't just hike prices whenever they want) due to inflation."}
+{"text":"why does raw beef taste better than raw chicken or pork?"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"Mett sucks. Also trichinosis is still a problem in Europe."}
+{"text":"why do different things taste different? because they’re different things. retard."}
+{"text":"Because lightly toasted baguette slices in butter are a thousand times better?"}
+{"text":"sometimes chips just hit the spot, especially decent quality ones made in olive oil"}
+{"text":"Noodlebrehs, wake me up inside (I can't wake up)"}
+{"text":"OP doesn't know how to boil noodles in a pot"}
+{"text":"What do the intellectual giants of /ck/ think of uhhhhhhhhhhh bananas?"}
+{"text":"is that a fucking microfiber cloth? the single biggest source of plastics?"}
+{"text":"No, it's a banana."}
+{"text":"There’s no point in eating them. They offer nothing special nutritionally."}
+{"text":"I prefer cherry bananas over those huge monstrosities."}
+{"text":"tru unlike yours mine kept growing tho"}
+{"text":"Hating white chocolate because it's not real chocolate is fucking retarded. Nutella is technically not a chocolate spread but a palm oil with sugar, American cheese is not technically cheese and some ice cream is not even ice cream. Does it make them not taste good? Why should someone give a shit?"}
+{"text":"regular milk chocolate is just better both by itself and any preparation that includes chocolate, only use case for white chocolate are a few desserts that look more visually pleasing with it"}
+{"text":"chocolate bean"}
+{"text":"chocolate beanis :DD"}
+{"text":"№21842782 Chocolate ketchup"}
+{"text":"retarded fucking example, donkey brains"}
+{"text":"5 dollars For french fries"}
+{"text":"You need a good lard guy"}
+{"text":"The worst thing that McDonald's have. Why don't make them from crunchy? Once they get cold they are so bad."}
+{"text":"Make fries with the potatoes, you absolute bell end"}
+{"text":"Make fries No. Why are you poorfags so desperate to slave away saving a couple bucks? The cost of fries is nowhere near worth the effort to make them myself."}
+{"text":"goes on /ck/ doesnt cook shills for ff I would encourage you to pursue a career rating shotguns by mouthfeel."}
+{"text":"it’s a curry ramen kind of day curry ramen is underrated"}
+{"text":"Nice try raaj"}
+{"text":"Ew what the fuck?? Come on man."}
+{"text":"The only difference between this and Roundmeal is that you can't win a meeting with Davis."}
+{"text":"Baloney."}
+{"text":"I love ‘em"}
+{"text":"These things kept me alive when I was in the Chernobyl exclusion zone around 2012 or so, and in more ways than one. I had ran out of bolts midway through a field of electros, and had no boys to help me out and no signal to request help on my PDA. I surely thought I would die. If I threw my PM or any of the little a rounds I had left, even if I got out, I would have been a dead man because of dogs. So there I was, rifling through my bag, chucking anything else at it I could spare. Well, what do you know, it's the half-eaten chunk of doctor's sausage that does it! The thing goes zap and I run faster than I ever had; I only barely got through before it recharged. Sure, I shat my pants, but I made it back in one piece, all thanks to doctor's sausage. I've always carried a piece on me since then for good luck."}
+{"text":"Meat clown"}
+{"text":"Tell me everything I need to know."}
+{"text":"Sometimes it's a different type of metat and it corrodes."}
+{"text":"Deglazing and shoving it in the dishwasher keeps it clean lol"}
+{"text":"Delusional"}
+{"text":"it is own shit I just don't cook in fuckin' plastic"}
+{"text":"Yes stainless steel is so effortless and straightforward that it's funny. Pan sauce, dishwasher. Boom. Like new."}
+{"text":"You cannot convince me that this woman wasn't drunk the whole time"}
+{"text":"woman"}
+{"text":"Do you mean her accent or just the timber of her voice in general? Cuz the voice is likely from hormonal shit and the scent is because well-to-do women, which she was one, were often trained in the transatlantic accent, which she was. I recently went to a funeral for an elderly friend who had that accent. She was racially classist and dressed like a crazy person but she was wonderful nonetheless. We miss you, Catherine, and your antisemitic rants. : ( I hope you're playing Scrabble in heaven."}
+{"text":"My bad. I'm thinking of the Joy of Cooking chick."}
+{"text":"Every TV chef from Julia Child to the people doing it today like Gordon Ramsay is completely wasted by the time they're actually doing the cooking. She knew what she was doing for the British and French foods, I'm sure. But after hundreds of episodes and a few cookbooks and even a legacy that fully embraces her with a standalone film that is completely on the idea of some Xillennial woman wanting to copy her. But once you're teaching everyone in the English world about something like Chow Mein or something, her and everyone else who isn't some Asian Chef whose weakness might be Scando-Russian cuisine, just read the lines, drink the wines and I'm sure there was some legal amphetamines to prop Julia's era of chefs up"}
+{"text":"God bless"}
+{"text":"nobody cares about the nuances of your photos we're just here to laugh at you like a freak in a human zoo"}
+{"text":"THIS! Get a fucking clue, OP. And stop eating like a pig."}
+{"text":"get a clue why dont YOU get a clue, kevin?"}
+{"text":"Is the beefaroni unheated?"}
+{"text":"*poops on your pizza* Suptv sends its regards."}
+{"text":"I've never had fish on pizza. Is that really a thing people do?"}
+{"text":"Middle Easterners and Indians always do it and do it righ. I once had a chicken tikka and kebab pizza and it was amazing, granted I was very inebriated when I had it."}
+{"text":"I know this is bait, but just throwing it out there: cured anchovies aren't really fish. Obviously I know they're fish that swim in the ocean, but for culinary purposes they're used completely differently. Would you pair cod with chicken on lettuce? I suspect not. But would you eat a chicken caesar salad? Probably yes."}
+{"text":"It isn't unusual. You live somewhere stupid."}
+{"text":"I love anchovies when they’re actually done right which they never are. apparently there is some fucking thing going around that anchovy refers to the packing process which is basically just cramming them in a salt block and no surprise they have no fucking taste except pure salt and smell bad. anchovies that are lightly seasoned and packed in olive oil are delicious and would go great on pizza but those are even hard to find when you’re looking for them so there is zero chance a pizza place is going to use the right anchovies"}
+{"text":"What do they belong on?"}
+{"text":"What country has the worst cuisine?"}
+{"text":"What you think of as uk good is not actually uk food but food that emerged as a result of the power of the socialist managerial bureaucracy that has held power in Briton since the world wars. Prior to that the United Kingdom had its own unique high as well as common cuisine that was then crushed."}
+{"text":"lol Why does it not surprise me that you can't spell Britain? I wonder."}
+{"text":"You put bananas and peanuts on pizza"}
+{"text":"plain elbow macaroni drizzled with ketchup Good god"}
+{"text":"curry Now as British as apple pie and delish trad brit food Just put more spices in you're a shit cook"}
+{"text":"There's no reason to be intimidated. It really is this easy."}
+{"text":"that kitchen worktop Wait! WTF! I think I know who you are IRL"}
+{"text":"Some restaurants opt for swai as their fish and chips"}
+{"text":"No you don't."}
+{"text":"No shit? I've never seen it advertised. They might have some vague thing on the menu about \"ask your server what's fresh today\". I've seen that before. I just discovered swai a couple years ago and couldn't believe the quality for the price. It's a great starter fish for people who don't think they like fish. It's like $4/lb consistently. Making it cheaper than ground beef, pork chops, chicken breasts often. I saw catfish chunks on sale for $2.50/lb but they were sold out. You could fry up a lot of catfish for those prices. Just tossed in cornmeal. I was coming up with all kinds of uses for it. In the summer I'll be spending a lot more for wild salmon."}
+{"text":"Chiu Chow Chili Oil my nigga, Le Cum Gay is the best"}
+{"text":"Are you seriously trying to tell me that filters made of plastic and paper are tasting better than tasteless stainless steel? The only alternative i would use is ceramic, but those funnels don't have that fine holes to prevent ground coffee to get into the mug."}
+{"text":"yes because paper actually filters properly while steel doesn't. steel also doesn't prevent fines from getting into the mug."}
+{"text":"Fine metal filters are impossible to get completely clean without an ultrasonic bath. Ergo, eventually the coffee they brew will taste bad."}
+{"text":"You are like little baby."}
+{"text":"too bad you don't baby sit no more. Could've been a naughty little brat who only drinks decaf with sugar and milk"}
+{"text":"Who here loves a mucky butty? Salo, butter, oil and other fat-on-bread enjoyers here. There is nothing more simple or enjoyable than a well seasoned and rich fat on bread deserving of it."}
+{"text":"Those aren’t Americans."}
+{"text":"Subhumans"}
+{"text":"based norf"}
+{"text":"fat on bread uk >:( fat on bread russia :o"}
+{"text":"Just make a pound of bacon, fry the bread in the grease until it's all absorbed, a little HP sauce... your done."}
+{"text":"offers customers nearly unlimited choice for a low cost what's the problem?"}
+{"text":"all the flavors and syrups come out through a single nozzle so everything tastes largely the same even if you run water through it first"}
+{"text":"You're not drinking the approved combinations of soda water and corn syrup."}
+{"text":"Top right corner says \"Kino\""}
+{"text":"Oh shit you're right it totally says Kino."}
+{"text":"So? Keno is a game. And Kind is a way to act."}
+{"text":"Instantly makes your food taste better than other people's"}
+{"text":"I don't know"}
+{"text":"fucking midwit meme 6th graders learn the periodic table"}
+{"text":"Try it on popcorn"}
+{"text":"except i have a superior alternative"}
+{"text":"ahh I'll rape your \"ahh\" if you can't talk like a human being."}
+{"text":"I did some baking this morning. Check out these little guys!"}
+{"text":"What country are you in OP?"}
+{"text":"America"}
+{"text":"olives work great with this"}
+{"text":"I was thinking of making some with sausages or peppers added. Not quite like a Turkish pide though."}
+{"text":"go nuts, theres many things you can do with dough"}
+{"text":"Why did they discontinue the chocolate and strawberry Cottees instant pudding? You can only buy vanilla now. wtf"}
+{"text":"eat your powdered vanilla corn syrup and shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"well cottees is just kraft heinz, so go buy some jello pudding"}
+{"text":"Dyes, maybe? You can just add your favorite powdered chocolate or strawberry milk mix or whatever. Instant pudding mix is just modified corn starch, sugar (or aspartame if sugar free), maltodextrin, fortifications, and other bullshit. But you can just use plain corn starch and a tiny bit of baking soda to stabilize your milk."}
+{"text":"Meat prices have risen significantly. And if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding."}
+{"text":"What's your go to curry? For me, Jalfrezi"}
+{"text":"I thought jalfrezi was a mild one with bell peppers. It's supposed to be loaded with chilis?"}
+{"text":"Who is Rogan Josh? What does he want?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so angry? It is well documented that white Britons love curry. More than Indians, potentially"}
+{"text":"Joe's brother."}
+{"text":"Younger generation of UK desis really are into curry less than white brits, most of the ones I know live on fried chicken, pizza and sweets, they don't like spice at all."}
+{"text":"What are some good fillings to try? In the past I've done the usual mayo/tuna, and I've also done ham/egg/cheese which works really well. Do you guys leave the rice plain? I'm thinking a little sushi seasoning would make it more interesting."}
+{"text":"all those words went though a period of transition and ridicule before they went mainstream. You are severely retarded."}
+{"text":"you are trying too hard, this isn't believable anymore."}
+{"text":"G.I. Joe’s guts, Tojo."}
+{"text":"Whole bunch of weeb apologists. You’re all faggots, simple as."}
+{"text":"Showed up to the thread late, but my favorite filling is Okaka (just bonito flakes and soy sauce, I also add some sesame seeds for some more flavor). For flavoring the rice, technically all you really need to do is heavily salt the bowl of water you use to get your hands wet while you shape them and the rice will get salted from that."}
+{"text":"Living in my car here. Only got an inverter and a electric hot pot i can only run when my car is running. What foods can I boil and cook in 20 mins with just water? I have access to ice and have a yeti cooler where I can keep food cold and frozen for about 1 and a half days. What foods can stock up on to cook in a pot that's about 4 liters? Right now I'm only doing ramen and canned carrots/corn."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Me on the right"}
+{"text":"i think you're completely overblowing the sheer damage a fried egg will do to this man's car as a way to nitpick deep up his ass with a fake problem"}
+{"text":"Its the principle. Almost everything people do is controlled by vibes and not sense"}
+{"text":"Because hobos that live in their car piss on it. I guess they like it that way."}
+{"text":"Didn't buy - saw it at dollar tree, which should be called 1.25 tree. My thing is snickers. It's it at least as good as pewdiepie popcorn?"}
+{"text":"i need about tree fiddy"}
+{"text":"Tree fiddy..."}
+{"text":"I tried the peanut butter chocolate bar once out of curiosity, it was okay but nothing to write home about."}
+{"text":"I was told this recently by a neighbour but I've not been in that store in a good long while as I've no real reason to ever go there."}
+{"text":"Thanks, Trumpbama!"}
+{"text":"What are some good meals to cook/bake and freeze that last in the freezer and are great when reheated?"}
+{"text":"Mason jars mustard race"}
+{"text":"nearly every midwest casserol type dish. just add a little more liquid when prepping it."}
+{"text":"yeah, you know we have freezers and more then one recipe?"}
+{"text":"You can prep 2 meals if you cant enjoy the same good meal."}
+{"text":"It saddens me that I wasn't able to experience eating a pizza in a dimly lit wooden room as I watch an electronic cabaret and then follow it up with a gaming session at the arcade."}
+{"text":"I wish faggots wouldn't post nonsense because they are lonely"}
+{"text":"we're whalers on the moon we carry our harpoons"}
+{"text":"lead by example"}
+{"text":"I don't care one way or the other, but I'd rather be spending my taxes on animatronic pizza places than Somalian day cares"}
+{"text":"Imagine how many kids would be screaming fnaf refferences"}
+{"text":"What was your worst cooking or fast food job? Why did it suck? What made it suck? Any good stories?"}
+{"text":"limiting their germs to others. They literally are not. Look at the numbers of nations/states that didn't mask at all and compare them to your shithole nation/state that did. People who wear masks are the dumbest goy cattle on the planet earth."}
+{"text":"You probably smell bad from taking the MAGAVax"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there's been any studies done on covid induced paranoid schizophrenia."}
+{"text":"Some days I can still hear the ticket printer"}
+{"text":"Let me translate it for you: \"It looks like you made this post to collect stories to repost on different websites, especially reddit. Please commit suicide you homosexual original poster so you may annoy us no longer\" Translaror's note: OP is a faggot"}
+{"text":"dough flour butter cheese pepperoni Why is Garbage Bread was goated?"}
+{"text":"Are you wanting a food with only protein ? As opposed to the only 2 other macronutrients that provide calories ?"}
+{"text":"yes, there is a new breed of turbo autist who does not give a shit about anything besides protein and the internet"}
+{"text":"Stromboli? I don't know what that crapola is but it sounds like something a Somalanian would eat. I'm not a vegan so I only eat steak. Whisky. Done. Give it to me still mooing. I do not support open borders so I wouldn't eat that, maybe it's popular in the Venezuela? I heard they have \"free\" health care there like the bartender wants so maybe you can go back there and get your Wuhan hoax masks after you stand in line for some bread."}
+{"text":"most convincing /ck/ LARP"}
+{"text":"It's \"pizza snails\" here."}
+{"text":"newfags can’t triforce"}
+{"text":"Try to contain your sobbing, poser."}
+{"text":"Threads full of candy-ass roody poos"}
+{"text":"who is this horse guy? i bet he says many whacky words"}
+{"text":"is this a good maha meal?"}
+{"text":"poser. you can write however you want on here, seems like you are the one trying to fit in"}
+{"text":"Why are these the traditional side dish for pizza? Wouldn't you want something with meat/protein instead?"}
+{"text":"traditional it literally only started in the 2000s."}
+{"text":"t. european"}
+{"text":"Its just a cheap way to use extra ingredients."}
+{"text":"Pizza doesn't traditionally have any side dish. Also this."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't you want something with meat/protein instead? You could always add meat or protein such as cheese and meat?"}
+{"text":"Visiting Iowa for a bit and what the fuck is up with the coffee shops here? They're all giant menus of dessert-like creations. No I don't want a maple sugar-blast cinnamon winter festive latte with whipped cream. I want a quality espresso. The fuck? Is this how people really eat in the heartland? Also god damn there's nothing to see here. Just cars, pavement, cars, houses, cars, lawns, cars, cars, cars. And everyone's a dick. Local restaurants seem to barely exist, it's all chains along the main drags in this town."}
+{"text":"Are you a suburban white woman by any chance?"}
+{"text":"What's up with group x doing y? Don't you all agree with me that group x is stupid for doing y? Glad there are people on this anonymous message board who agree with me that I am better than the people of group x. I will be here again in a few hours to post more about how groups a, b, and c are doing things that make them inferior to me. Please respond to those posts like you did to this one, I need the dopamine hit and to feel better about myself. Don't you ever get tired of posting this trash over and over again? We get it. You're a loser with nothing going on in your life. The only way you can feel significant is to find some inconsequential detail of the lives of other and try to bond in a shared hatred of that group. After all, if everyone agrees group x sucks and you're not part of group x, surely that means you're better than group x. Just stop. This type of behavior is the psychological equivalent of eating empty calories all day. It feels good in the moment but in the end is self destructive."}
+{"text":"pro tip: when visiting the Midwest instead of just driving aimlessly along highways and strip malls look up quaint little historic towns. there are more of these places than you think and usually these towns have one single thing going on for them that is the tourist thing but that's enough for one short visit. just be in a mindset to look at boring (quaint) things like the biggest ketchup bottle or some historic white person's birth house or something like that. also talk to some real people who live there, they are usually very friendly. PS: the midwest loves their deserts, ice cream, cookies, custards, and super sugary coffee, yes. if you want just straight black coffee you can get it but you might get some weird looks."}
+{"text":"The only way you can feel significant is to find some inconsequential detail of the lives of other and try to bond in a shared hatred of that group. that's pretty much this whole site though"}
+{"text":"And they all vote against their interests"}
+{"text":"I'm brimming with power after gathering all the infinity stones of drank. I cannot cramp. I cannot feel tired. I have fast carb energy every sip. I get the placebo buff of vitamins. I know how to brush my teeth. I am literally unstoppable. I have become drink, the destroyer of drinks."}
+{"text":"Distilled water tastes like shit"}
+{"text":"the word youre looking for is \"isotonic\", these are drinks designed to help athletes maintain electrolytes and minerals when theyre sweating a lot (you shouldnt drink them cold)"}
+{"text":"I don't think I need a Gatorade for 5 minutes of sweat and a trickle of jizz. How long does the sesh have to be for Gatorade to get involved?"}
+{"text":"It's crazy how memes against whey and creatine are spammed among normalfags but these fucking electrolyte packets go completely under the radar. I wouldn't be surprised if this shit ends up being found out as a health risk in 10 years while DYEL's and millennial moms are snorting full packets for absolutely no reason right now."}
+{"text":"There was a jocular attitude awhile ago mocking the concept of \"mineral water\" and people who drank it. Millennials were the ones who dominated the culture at that time, so unless a millennial mom today either doesn't remember or doesn't see the similarity then that would be the only way she would be \"snorting\" electrolyte salt As for DYELs, this isn't /fit/. Shouldn't it be \"DYEC\" here?"}
+{"text":"I remember reading somewhere that one of the key things was Uva Ceylon."}
+{"text":"Interesting. I will look into it. In my cupboard I found a bag of tea labelled “hk milk tea” probably from 20+ years ago. I made it and it tasted very authentic. Haven’t found anything as close as that since. Still,  and  are kinda okay. It costs close to $3 CAD to buy a cup from a restaurant and sometimes more."}
+{"text":"Hmmm that sounds interesting but I'd have to sample it first before committing to a whole brick at that price, and samples are sold out. Description says It underwent light Hong Kong storage but without tasting it I'm personally not willing to bet 200 bucks that the HK storage didn't make it taste overwhelmingly/mostly just like HK stored puer. I'm sure it's not like that and it's really good though, I think I'm just trying to talk myself out of buying it. I really do wish I could sample it. Let us know what you think when you get to try it."}
+{"text":"My first shou is the best shou I have yet tasted. 2022 7562 Dayi from quiche is so nice, I'll need to buy another brick before they raise the price. Is the other 7562 equally good?"}
+{"text":"My first shou is the best shou I have yet tasted. Many such cases"}
+{"text":"people think eating rabbit is weird wtf? why? rabbit meat should be way more popular"}
+{"text":"That is very clearly Greek"}
+{"text":"I would rather eat goat than rabbit. Rabbit tastes funny."}
+{"text":"Your mother's pussy tastes funny. Goat and rabbit are both fine."}
+{"text":"I think that was the joke... It's hard to tell with some Americans. Run it through a translator, Mr. Poultry."}
+{"text":"poultry You mean poetry? That isn't a word, stupid ESL."}
+{"text":"I am autistic and hyperactive and struggle to eat consistently despite the fact that it is crucial for me to eat to counteract my issues with executive function in the first place. This creates a nasty cycle. The friction of having to cook, clean, cook, transport food to work/uni, etc... is just too much sometimes. I have a busy life and is often on the move. Cooking, the dish cleaning that follows, re-heating and transporting all create friction that make it hard to eat in the first place When you cook, you make your dishes dirty, and when you make your dishes dirty, you can't cook with them until you clean them, and if you forget to do so then you don't wanna cook anymore because you also don't want to clean your dishes. The fact you are on amphetamine salts encourage you also not to eat. Not eating strips you away from essential nutrients that would help you have better executive function, which in turns makes you fail in cooking AGAIN because you lack executive function and is overwhelmed with other problems in your work, academic, and business life. I hate the fact I am even saying this because this sounds incredibly weak and pussy and I despise my brain for being like this. I tried to cook in bulk but my food ends up going bad too fast. I am trying to figure out a modular, transportable, low friction system. I usually cook in bulk : Fried rice with eggs and pork Rice and liver Rice and beans Spinach stew with chicken hearts and chicken breasts And then I put in the refrigerator. But then it goes bad too fast. I don't like the idea of putting everything in the freezer because freezing and then microwaving, tends to ruin the texture of the food, and I can't lie, I hate to sound spoiled but the texture of the food is almost more important for me than its taste. Really and truly I probably should just eat the food and stop worrying about such little things when the most important thing is to get my nutrients, but for some reason I cannot get past this (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Thank you a lot anon! I appreciate you for recognizing this in me. I hope you enjoy success, happiness and fulfillment in life as well! It's perfectly fine to prepare sandwiches or a baguette with cheese and cold cuts to take with you to work. All that dirties is a knife and the cutting board. Which you can just wipe down Right, I'm not too used to doing this but this might indeed be what I should start doing. Sandwiches/baguettes/burritos. If you want to cook in bulk, learn to love stews. Those dishes can be frozen and reheated with no loss in quality. Keep long too. Will definitely do this. Sounds like you need to change your habits so you have an easier time during the day instead of learning coping mechanisms. Right I might do so although it's close to coldest. I haven't put it to the max because last time I did that I had some drip tray problems. But thanks I will consider."}
+{"text":"Thank you! Do you have any recommendations for one pot/pan recipes? Alright looking some up to try and implement in my routine"}
+{"text":"You don't have to eat something cooked for every meal. This. You don't always have to cook to feed yourself. I snack on nuts and fruit instead of cooking Do you have any recommendations for one pot/pan recipes? Not that anon, but I cook eggs and then eat them from the pan"}
+{"text":"Start with something easier that you can use as lunch, like toasted sandwiches. buy two loaves of bread buy a can of diced tomato (regular ~400g/14oz can) buy ~400g shredded cheese buy whatever cheap diced/shredded ham you can get to around 250g to 400g sandwich freezer bags Combine all that in a bowl, and some pepper if you like it, maybe some dried herbs like oregano or basil or majoram. Then scoop it out onto the bread, cover with another bread slice. Put two per bag and freeze (or one if you might not eat two at a time). When you want lunch, take one of the bags out, put the frozen bread into a microwave for a couple minutes to start defrosting and separate the two sandwiches. Then put in your toasted sandwich maker with a bit of spray oil so you get nice browning. This will take you maybe 15 minutes to do and you'll get 16 to 22 sandwiches depending on the bread. Which is two weeks of lunches."}
+{"text":"Some in my rotation are picadillo, jambalaya, (American) goulash, stroganoff, and sausage/peppers/potatoes. Obviously some of these dishes can be as complicated as you want, but I’ll go for the easier one pot/pan version if I don’t have the time."}
+{"text":"What would you with this carrot?"}
+{"text":"$11.99 for carrotslop Nope."}
+{"text":"I'd be okay with trying that except I see sugar in the ingredients. If it's another one of those weirdly sweet Asian things, like all those goddamn Chinese tortilla chips that all taste like suga for some reason, then forget it."}
+{"text":"Done properly, it's barely noticeable since carrot is so sweet already but if you're sugar sensitive like I am, then yeah: getting someone else's morkovcha is usually gonna be a bad time because lotsa people add fucking tablespoons of that shit. Just make your own. It's easy. Yes, except I don't add sugar to mine, I bloom the spices and aromatics in the oil and I like using mushroom seasoning powder with it. Yes, I know that's southern Chinese and not Western but it tastes really good with the mushroom seasoning powder. The southern Chinese version of the salad with the bean paste, black vinegar and chili oil is okay, too, but I strongly prefer that one."}
+{"text":"vegetable oil second ingredient pass"}
+{"text":"This is my lunch. Say something nice about it."}
+{"text":"The plate is nice. I wouldn't mind owning a set of those plates. What's the brand?"}
+{"text":"It's jarred salsa that I didn't shake up"}
+{"text":"It reminds me of you."}
+{"text":"Sweet potatoes are well cooked, and I like that level of seasoning on the chicken"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about it. something nice about it."}
+{"text":"Have you ever worked for a food delivery service, /ck/?"}
+{"text":"i'm not indian or african, so no"}
+{"text":"I did it on the side from my main job and it was fun. Since the app does so much of the work it was kind of like playing a video game. Got to know my area better and you get to work and stop working whenever you feel like it. Can start at 2 in the morning and stop at 2:30 if you feel like it, or do 13 hours straight. There's always people ordering shit, and you barely have to interact with anybody. Averages out to about 20 bucks an hour so it's definitely not something to do for a living. Ruined it by getting a DUI."}
+{"text":"How did you handle people's retardation? Like giving drop off instructions that don't make sense?"}
+{"text":"Did it for about a year and don't really remember anything like that happening. Harder to deal with the restaurants, like getting caught in a McDonald's drive through line for a half hour because the dining room's closed and having the customer get impatient. But overall there were more positives than negatives I miss doing it and getting the extra cash."}
+{"text":"I did uber eats for a little while the worst experience I had (aside from slipping on ice) was some guy that refused to open his door, and I was supposed to hand the delivery to him after you wait a few minutes without the guy showing up, the app just lets you leave it in front of the door"}
+{"text":"This be a thread were we shall share some horrific stories of things we experienced, wether we're working Service or in the Kitchen. I'll start. be me working as a head waiter in a Hotel Restaurant Help our new hires setting up the buffet for our house guests one's a waiter and the other a cook notice the waiter placing down a big bowl of tomatoes look at the bowl WTF THERE ARE TOMATOES STARTING TO ROT MIXED IN WITH FRESH ONES ask new hired waiter how he couldn't see nor smell that he just shrugs ask the new cook who prepared those tomatoes another shrug grap bowl and go off to the head chef before throwing the 'matos away mfw it turned out the new waiter was on drugs and the cook never ever gave single a fuck Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Hi Gordon"}
+{"text":"christ at least you can still see"}
+{"text":"Still alive and they're still a couple but I forget if he's in Israel (pretty sure he's not allowed in the US but I could be wrong)"}
+{"text":"report owner to ICE You're a cunt"}
+{"text":"should have sued for constructive dismissal"}
+{"text":"This little guy had some Crustacean Celebration treats before we said goodbye. Which foods do your pets go nuts over?"}
+{"text":"Will this thread thoroughly depressed me"}
+{"text":"My girl likes to lick the cheese powder off of cheetos. Won't eat a damn bit of meat we offer her, but she loves the powder"}
+{"text":"my 20 year old boy stopped eating when his kidneys shut down for good so I never got to give him a good last meal. his ashes are in a box in the back of my closet and I pause and stare at it every time I grab something off the top shelf. I have a clipping of his fur just as it was on his body next to his paw print. I'm so tired"}
+{"text":"Poor angel. Get another one."}
+{"text":"My tabby gets fancy feats and grain free kibble. Ever day meals are supplemented with boiled chicken hearts or livers. 'Dry' chicken whenever we make it, fish depending on seasonings, and cheese if he's being good. Feed em real food, they'll have fewer health problems and live longer."}
+{"text":"I love to cook, but my crock pot truly is a savior. Dump and go, set it and forget it, any level of cooking skill you have will not matter because the crock pot is warmth, it is love, it will take care of you anon. Anyways, post some of your best recipes for this magnificent piece of technology!"}
+{"text":"This. Or any old pot with a lid works fine. I make stews all the time in a $10 aluminum pot. As long as you have a stove with burner set to low, you're golden."}
+{"text":"I am using my crock pot right now to cook a pot roast. I just season the meat with salt pepper and garlic powder, and put it in the crock pot with a packet of hidden valley ranch powder, au jus powder, a stick of butter, half a cup of water, 10 pepperoncinis and some of the vinegar. Let that shit sit on low for 10 hours, and it comes out fucking awesome."}
+{"text":"raw ingredients go in 4-10 hours cooked food comes out Seems like cooking to me. I just made one of those packaged pork roasts, the ones that come with the vegetables and seasoning packed with the pork in one tray. Pretty tasty and no effort on my part. Just had to top up the water on occasion."}
+{"text":"Other than dump shit in before going to work get home and have mediocre food ready to eat these are a meme. Just use a pot/stove or Dutch oven/oven."}
+{"text":"Had it for the first time an hour ago. This might be my new favorite way to prepare steak. That mushroom sauce is fucking ambrosia."}
+{"text":"Fair, I do like getting tossed"}
+{"text":"Okay, well until you've made it you shouldn't phrase it \"my favorite way to prepare\"."}
+{"text":"I didn't. You're responding to someone else. He just read the name on the plate. Which is what you should have done."}
+{"text":"I havent had steak like this but i should."}
+{"text":"Imagine covering up the flavor of a good piece of meat with mushroom sauce You beat me to it"}
+{"text":"Is it true that the larger lobsters actually don't taste that good?"}
+{"text":"yes, meat gets stringy and dry. young, tender, sweet pink meat is best."}
+{"text":"Large lobsters take like 15-20 years to grow. Legal sized ones take like 5-7 years. The large ones can make 100,000 eggs annualy while small ones make 10x less. The majority of the eggs don't reach adulthood so more is better."}
+{"text":"Because babies are delicious."}
+{"text":"I kill my lobsters humanely and I'm pretty sure it's a legal requirement to stun a cow before you slaughter it. A captive bolt pistol to the head is not inhumane. And it's not like cows look up at the stars or ponder their mortality."}
+{"text":"based and ethicspilled"}
+{"text":"Why do people still go to McDonald's in 2026 lol."}
+{"text":"Lol. don't support phone posters"}
+{"text":"Compose yourself."}
+{"text":"They had better food, and playgrounds with unique features like two story overlooks in a fake tree or hamburger. They used to believe customers wanting to come stay in the place was a good thing. Families would laugh, adults would eat, kids could play. Then cultural enrichment happened. People in the ghetto had unsupervised kids destroying the equipment when staying half the day. Tagging and carving gang symbols into the high quality powder coat paint meant to last years of rough use. Having turf wars in the restaurant. Endless refills they don't pay for as they pocket all the available condiments and ruin the bathrooms. They realized cheaper food and nothing that keeps you any longer than needed to pick it up is ideal, and the easiest prison inspired furniture to clean if you insist on eating there has higher profit margins and lower operating costs. The modern design is an order on the app come grab it and get the hell out inspiration."}
+{"text":"Gay take at least if you cook at home you know Tyrone wasn’t standing on your lettuce before you ate it."}
+{"text":"China McDonald’s and KFC have to complete with 8888 other fried chicken joints with similar quality and comparable prices, if not cheaper in the same street. In US, I’m sure you can get good fried chicken but you’re paying premium prices (plus tip) so fast food slop joints don’t really need to compete quality wise."}
+{"text":"ck webm thread!"}
+{"text":"getting all pointy elbows for a second, she has wonky tits and a big jew nose & masculine jaw feature. also she's an attention whore. doesn't deseed the pepper"}
+{"text":"1/10 that pizza looks like shit"}
+{"text":"Oinker cannot bite, he chews"}
+{"text":"You really don't think that story made it to /ck/?"}
+{"text":"Flat white is a pussy’s way of drinking an espresso. Just get a latte or a cappuccino and admit you’re a fag who just drinks coffee to pretend you have a personality."}
+{"text":"What are some of your favorite appetizers to have/make for a major sporting event like the Super Bowl or whatever Europeans watch? Indoor and outdoor cooking applies"}
+{"text":"can somebody post the superbowl snack fail where old mate drops the corner of the kiddie pool full of snacks and it's a complete loss as they all dump onto the floor"}
+{"text":"Wings are always a must, I do like making a Stromboli and slicing it into sections and having some marinara to dip it in"}
+{"text":"My favorite are boudin balls. Doesn't sound too appetizing when described but is fucking amazing. Toothpick/skewer friendly. They are labor intensive to make but worth it."}
+{"text":"DAY RUINED"}
+{"text":"Smith and Cross for the Jamaican since I acquired some recently, but have been using Appleton prior to finding it; Gosling's 151 for the overproof because I can't find any of the nicer overproofs near me. I did see some Plantation OFTD recently though so that might be a good alternative. In a drink with so many ingredients though I doubt that it makes a huge difference."}
+{"text":"Okay /cock/s I am trying to workshop a drink to use up this cinnamon syrup and I had a few ideas. I was thinking that an old fashioned/improved whiskey cocktail/revolver variation with either rye or dark rum, coffee liqueur, and cinnamon syrup would be good. I'm not sure how to balance it so that it's not too sweet, and I also wasn't sure what bitters and citrus peel to use. I was thinking 2oz spirit, 1/4 oz Mr. Black, and 1/4 oz cinnamon syrup would be a good ratio to start with. I don't think this should make it too sweet since the cinnamon syrup is only 1:1, but I'm afraid the coffee might not be present enough at that ratio and that increasing it to 1/2oz might end up making it too sweet. If I go the revolver route then I would use orange bitters and an orange peel, but I also think it would be good with either (or both) angostura or cocoa bitters and a lemon peel. I might just try these two permutations first and see if it has any potential or is just gross."}
+{"text":"You get idiots in every space that have their own fudd lore for shit they experienced but didn't have the brain capacity to properly explain OR because they received lore from another fudd. It's a natural human quirk to believe bullshit that keeps the snake oil industries and scam industries in massive business."}
+{"text":"Cookin up some lamb leg steak sandwiches (rolls) with caramelised onion, tzatziki and a fair dabbing of thick mint sauce. Served with a tropical jalapeño Greek salad."}
+{"text":"Boring. You're an awful bore"}
+{"text":"Australian Pieces"}
+{"text":"Looks great."}
+{"text":"Agreed, I’d eat 2 plate at least"}
+{"text":"ever just eat some sausage n cheese n mustard?"}
+{"text":"This used to be my favorite cheese for that sort of thing, but I haven't seen it in forever."}
+{"text":"Sometimes just mustard alone. Not too much, but i love it."}
+{"text":"Why would something with horseradish of all things need artificial flavor?"}
+{"text":"actual horseradish matter might fuck up whatever chemical process is required to turn that cheese into a block no clue if it's true, i'm just spitballing. it might just be as shrimple as cost cutting"}
+{"text":"What do you get from the breakfast shelves?"}
+{"text":"i should add the bacon is extremely high quality compared to bacon you can get at mcdonalds or wherever else"}
+{"text":"factory Loser"}
+{"text":"based whey frumunda enjoyer"}
+{"text":"walk 50 more steps get fresh baguette and eggs avoid oil turds"}
+{"text":"That still doesn’t make sense. You’d have to take this stuff home and heat it up. A fast food place would give you fresh hot food."}
+{"text":"i'll start"}
+{"text":"You gonna eat that candle?"}
+{"text":"Candle?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you putting in your gin?"}
+{"text":"Orange juice, looks like."}
+{"text":"I miss being a normal person in general"}
+{"text":"Sauces aren't just for the crust, you know."}
+{"text":"Like a keto casserole kinda thing? That's good. LOL, wow! So you think the very acknowledgement that there's a lot of fake news out there that needs to be fact checked and debunked is some sort of \"jewish conspiracy\". You're even dumber and more hardcore anti-intellectual than I'd previously assumed. I can't even wrap my head around what kind of worldview you must have. You trust only that which opposes \"the official narrative\", don't you? You reserve the right to think everything you're told by \"the experts\" is a big lie perpetrated by \"them\", and whatever the alternative story, no matter how fucking schizoid it appears on the surface, is preferable to you. I know, I know.... you're not reading all of this. You don't like a lot of words, and I'm some paid opposition part of the conspiracy anyway. I'm probably myself a filthy, scheming Jew. lol"}
+{"text":"like me cheesie za plain simple as scuse the burnt ones. sick and shitposting."}
+{"text":"Kinda like an Italian bake with pepperoni and the bottom is cooked really well in a nonstick pan enough you can pick it up. It takes a few tries but it's better than being fat and eating bread."}
+{"text":"I'm with you. Fat head dough is pretty good, but no dough works too. I usually just make a really thin crust and load it with toppings so it's a little cheat. But I don't eat bread and potatoes and rice and pasta normally. I get a hankering for pizza now and then and only the real deal will do. I also make pepperoni chips with crispy cheese and dip them in sugarless marinara. I have all kinds of tricks."}
+{"text":"I don’t know what that sauce is but it’s not like cheez whiz or Rico’s at all. It’s thinner and different"}
+{"text":"Which sauce base do you prefer, creamy garlic/onion sauce? Alfredo? Ranch? Something else entirely?"}
+{"text":"Mushrooms and truffle"}
+{"text":"at what point does it cease being a pizza and become a tart instead? or are they the same thing?"}
+{"text":"Va Fangool"}
+{"text":"I like just garlic and olive oil. Alfredo sauce is tasty but seems to often meld with the cheese and make a mess. I haven’t tried green chili sauce but I can definitely see it being good sometimes"}
+{"text":"Ooh never had this before."}
+{"text":"'Forced' is an archaic term for finely ground meat, like pate."}
+{"text":"i would probably eat it if you didn't tell me what i was eating"}
+{"text":"This. The duck à la mode, the author alleges, is great. The liver would probably be good. Shark fins are probably fine. Holothuries are sea cucumbers; they supposedly have no taste at all so you're just eating marrow, which is fine. Eggs stuffed with perfumed jelly would depend on the jelly. Salamanders sound bad. Rats and leeches sound unsanitary. Author does not recommend the bamboo roots. Stop being such a picky eater."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm not 100% sure or anything, but I would imagine it means \"forced through a sieve\"."}
+{"text":"i prefer to eat off of a plate, but if i had nothing else. really depends on how clean it is"}
+{"text":"What do you do with these one-dollar chorizo tubes?"}
+{"text":"anyone bitching about low cuts is a pussy. now the nutrition fats are absolutely horrible"}
+{"text":"it’s kinda like how being horny turns off the disgust part of your brain. I hate it when it does that"}
+{"text":"Noooooo you're only allowed to eat popular cuts of meat!!!!! Everything else should be wasted"}
+{"text":"I HATE poorfags liek you who shouldve by all rights starved to death but insist on clinging to their miserable worthless lives"}
+{"text":"Do you know what it's made out of? Beef. Says right there on the package."}
+{"text":"Places you smell before you see"}
+{"text":"You're Moms' house"}
+{"text":"these fuckers get me every time. pecans are best btw."}
+{"text":"oh hell yeah these rock"}
+{"text":"AYO DIS NIGGA BE SMELLIN URANUS"}
+{"text":"Burger King"}
+{"text":"i just had this and it was really yummie!!!"}
+{"text":"same!!"}
+{"text":"i miss living in korea no, the snack food was not as good as japan, but the restaurants were great"}
+{"text":"i love banana milk"}
+{"text":"Little Caesars > Pizza Hut >>>>>>>Domiblows"}
+{"text":"Can we meet in the middle on really small chunks that actually cook properly and don't just heat up. Fuck id even say put them in a pan and par cook them first. No other ingredients just gets thrown on top as carelessly as pineapple. Pepperoni thin sliced Deens thin sliced. Mushroom, onion and peppers are thin sliced. Ground meats are crumbled finely. Pineapple is just added as big wet blocks."}
+{"text":"really small chunks that actually cook properly I wouldn't mind that, but I still enjoy thick, juicy chunks of half-cooked pineapple. What can I say? I enjoy the contrast."}
+{"text":"Sexooooo!!!!"}
+{"text":"claims pizza is simple immediately lists 14 rules says “any lack of attention will come through” my brother in christ it’s lunch"}
+{"text":"I checked ;)"}
+{"text":"that would cause me catastrophic acid reflux"}
+{"text":"had enough pepperoni today, Rick?"}
+{"text":"Can I have some of that, Ricky?"}
+{"text":"this isn't gerard depardieu?"}
+{"text":"Lay off the six paper joints, Ricky, your head's all messed up"}
+{"text":"Is Anchovy essentially a solid chunk of Garum? I think adding little bits of it in lieu of fish sauce would work very well."}
+{"text":"I call them dad treats, he couldn't stop himself. Here's the recipe: Dry ingredients 2 cups self-raising flour 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp black pepper 1 tsp oregano (you could avoid this but it highlights the cheese very well) Wet ingredients 1 cup milk 1 large egg 1/3 cup veg oil (not olive) 1/4 cup sour cream (I probably add closer to 1/3rd) 50g's finely diced/liquefied anchovies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Who said that it wasn't?"}
+{"text":"Garum is fish sauce from anchovy. They still make it in Greece, Italy, Libya, Turkey... all the way to China and beyond. It is made by fermenting the anchovies (or the local substitutes) and then drawing off the super salty liquid."}
+{"text":"Anchovies are too salty for me."}
+{"text":"Anchovy aren't digested by their own stomach so no. Flavour will be noticeably different, doesn't mean you can't throw a couple into a sauce where they will dissolve"}
+{"text":"Is it considered bad etiquette if a guy takes a girl out to a fancy restaurant but buys the $10 soup for himself while buying the $50 steak for his date? Does he look like a cheapass because he bought cheap for himself?"}
+{"text":"Smoke detector chirping is your gospel music. Your ghost will smell like menthols. I don't get it Yank thing I presume?"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"This would never ever happen IRL"}
+{"text":"shorts"}
+{"text":"Is working in the kitchen really as bad as /ck/ makes it seem?"}
+{"text":"stories?"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"All those people look insufferable to work with."}
+{"text":"there's no bmw keyfobs in the pic so no."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"does it need a soy bath?"}
+{"text":"*dramatic music plays*"}
+{"text":"The fish honestly just tastes like water."}
+{"text":"chill out Mr. Miyagi"}
+{"text":"Do you smoke?"}
+{"text":"At first I thought this movie was super cliche and shitty. I've changed my mind. It's actually really really fun."}
+{"text":"What does /ck/ think of Salt Fat Acid Heat?"}
+{"text":"Hello, my name is Salmon Nosrat"}
+{"text":"Smiling Nose Rat Nice try, I ain't reading this shit."}
+{"text":"Salt fat acid sneed"}
+{"text":"One of the great teachers I know"}
+{"text":"I thought it was pretty good when I read it as I was first getting into cooking years ago."}
+{"text":"I'm new to brandy and am really enjoying it. What VS Cognac do you consider the best as a daily drinker?"}
+{"text":"Martell is ok. Hennessy is not worth drinking ever. Makes me sick."}
+{"text":"Cough up the extra 10 bucks and buy D'usse VSOP. Tastes great and has no added sweeteners."}
+{"text":"Not too much of a Cognac drinker, but I do like Remy Martin"}
+{"text":"That's harder to get here in Australia, is it really that good? Any other recommendations?"}
+{"text":"deconstructed cheeseburger"}
+{"text":"following a recipe is constructing, there’s no 2 ways about it"}
+{"text":"You deconstruct one recipe to construct another. It’s basic alchemy."}
+{"text":"I might deconstruct your face."}
+{"text":"You got fucking destroyed kid. Grow up"}
+{"text":"deconstructed cow"}
+{"text":"I'll not apologize for my favorite foods or the fact that ramen noodles and sushi or vindaloo and NYC or margaritas style pizza aren't anywhere near the top of my list"}
+{"text":"My favourite food is slop I will not apologise for not having the other slop on my list"}
+{"text":"Only western food is good including Mediterranean etc, just nothing more far east of Lebanon , that's where you enter territory where the entire cuisines revolve around soup and \"street food\""}
+{"text":"I miss Din Dins. Board go dumb when he no post."}
+{"text":"Better"}
+{"text":"Just ordered a pizza for lunch."}
+{"text":"I’m gonna steal that pizza"}
+{"text":"this looks really good. can i feed you the grapes?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's optus. Aldi use Telstra so if they do a good deal that might be something to watch for."}
+{"text":"Have you ever cut a hamburger in half in order to immerse it in a bed of melted cheese?"}
+{"text":"OK but these are real people in a real ad for a real product"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Extra cheese slop please. On the side"}
+{"text":"yeah it looks disgusting"}
+{"text":"Use it to fill out your final remnants of chicken soup instead of feeding it to the cat"}
+{"text":"I have a dog though"}
+{"text":"Never feed a dog or cat any alium or food cooked with aliums, and especially do not feed them foods with alium powders. They are highly neurotoxic to them."}
+{"text":"What"}
+{"text":"he said onions are bad for pets"}
+{"text":"Never feed a dog or cat any alium or food cooked with aliums, and especially do not feed them foods with alium powders. They are highly neurotoxic to them."}
+{"text":"Chilly is curry with beef. nothing is special about Indian cooking, we just act like it's different. Change my mind."}
+{"text":"despite how different the actual dishes are I just explained that they have the exact same basic ingredients and method of preparation. You didn’t even dispute that. Instead you moved the goalpost to “well it’s different because they have different cultural roots.” But now you’re moving the goalpost back yet again. What a stupid and tedious person."}
+{"text":"Anons discovering in real-time that all of cuisine is just \"that\" but with \"this\""}
+{"text":"just explained that they have the exact same basic ingredients No you didn't retard. Your idea of \"basic ingredients\" was something as incredibly vague as \"aromatic spice paste\". The fact is that chili and curries use completely different aromatics and completely different spices. So basically your only argument is that they (sometimes, but not always) use a paste of (completely different) ingredients. How vague can you get? Its on the level of calling everything a sandwich that is contained in an edible vessel. Its so vague to the point of uselessness. Just call them both stews, why do you want to call it a curry so badly? Instead you moved the goalpost Moved from what? I'm literally repeating the same thing from my first post about how you're desperately trying to simplify the definition to include something that obviously isn't a curry as a curry. I've just elaborated upon it to the point its indisputable and you gave up and said it doesnt even matter."}
+{"text":"The fact is that chili and curries use completely different aromatics and completely different spices. That can only be true if curries are definitionally required to use certain spices no matter what. Which they aren’t. They just have to have spices. Which chili does. They also both often use garlic, onions and obviously chilis, so similar aromatics. You can’t just say “the fact is” and then follow up with something that’s demonstrably not true something that obviously isn't a curry Your argument is just circular reasoning based on a prejudged opinion. Chili can’t be curry because it obviously isn’t a curry, because I’ve already decided it isn’t a curry. You say “it’s not curry because it’s not Indian” which is obviously nonsense. The point of origin isn’t important. Then you say “it’s not curry because it has different ingredients” which is not true. But it doesn’t matter if your arguments don’t hold water, because apparently the important thing is that what you’ve already decided is true must remain true."}
+{"text":"The specific spice is called curry retard. It's in the name"}
+{"text":"1 completed pizza please. imagine only paying for half a side."}
+{"text":"This is just a regular pizza folded over."}
+{"text":"sandwiches should have 2 sides"}
+{"text":"I’ll admit I like calzone but fine the same crust to cheese and sauce ratio gross when it’s Chicago deep dish"}
+{"text":"This isn't enough to be a thread. Fuck you."}
+{"text":"I NEED THIS!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"so i'm gonna be making myself some pizza a week today and i've got time on my hands to be able to cold ferment it. Is Thursday --.> Saturday decent for a cold ferment in the fridge? imma be cooking it in my home oven at 270 Celsius, i dont have a pizza stone so i'm doing the upside down baking tr the dough recipe is: 350g strong bread flour 210g water 1g yeast 7g salt i'm aware that for a traditional naples pizza you need a pizza oven and 00 flour but i'm not spending hundreds of euro on something that i'll only use 3x a year Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know this isn't my thread, but I'm so close to perfecting my pizza bros. I'm so close, it's just dialing in the time now."}
+{"text":"you can do longer room temperature ferments, like 12+ hours, for a sort of best of both worlds approach though it requires very small amounts of yeast to avoid overproofing disaster, you can achieve that at home with dilution."}
+{"text":"biggest issue I have with focaccia is getting those big holes dunno if I'm using too much oil or not enough water or what 2 cups warm water - 2 teaspoons active dry yeast - 1 tablespoon honey - 1 teaspoon salt - 3 tablespoons olive oil - 4.5 cups bread flour (usually King Arthur) even got an aluminized steel pan just for making it but it has little to no holes"}
+{"text":"use more water (at least 2:1 Four:water) let it ferment a little longer than normal bread needs more salt too (1/2 tsp per 1 cup flour) for taste doesnt affect holes"}
+{"text":"I bulk ferment my pizza dough at rt for 36h then ball and let it do its final proof for another 6-8h."}
+{"text":"/steak/ This is how I cooked this ribeye. heat up stainless steel pan on element dab steak dry with paper towel, salt generously flip it, dab dry and salt again flick water into pan to make sure the mercury ball effect/leiden-nigger effect has been activated once pan is up to heat, throw blob of beef tallow into pan, swirl it around put steak in pan, use phone timer for 2.5 minutes flip steak, reset timer throw chunk of butter into pan baste the steak generously take out after 2.5 minutes and put onto plate heavy peppering Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cooking board it's raw"}
+{"text":"I feel the same with fried eggs, don’t really mind a solid yolk since it means the outsides get more crispy"}
+{"text":"quite grayed slightly charred should not have stopped those look like how I make the eggs i feed to my trash can"}
+{"text":"I once had sunny side up eggs at a small restaurant and little did I know that meant just cooked on one side and it was raw on top. I asked if they could recook the egg. The guy kinda looked annoyed but he still did it. I always thought sunny side up meant fried on both sides but yolk still liquid."}
+{"text":"Use a lid and a lower temp for your eggs."}
+{"text":"58g of protein great workout meal 2bh."}
+{"text":"I fully agree."}
+{"text":"I’m so fucking depressed, I’m gonna go rewatch his videos and hopefully laugh once or twice"}
+{"text":"Dinner is served."}
+{"text":"I'm fat and usually make 8oz pasta and add 8-10oz cheese to it"}
+{"text":"Because of AIDS"}
+{"text":"I'm repulsed by the undercooked bacon. It's pink! Tips for people like OP Use a few tablespoons of bacon fat and fry up some garlic after your done cooking to the sauce to add extra rich-ness. Cook the bacon with a slower heat and ensure the flame is in the center of the pan. The entire strip's fat should all be a golden brown. You should use real cheese and creme, if your worried it's too thick, you can thin the sauce by adding a small amount of starchy pasta water to it (which also saves on salt). The goal being not to shock the creme into curdling. Powdered is really painful to see. To cover up the taste, they usually can't taste how bad pre made ingredients are if their mouths are on fire."}
+{"text":"It's not bad... Chop the bacon and put it in the oven bacon on top the bacon fat will run out. Then mix and eat. Too easy to fix in 10-15 min."}
+{"text":"Whats a good place to get part time /ck/ work? I like nights, and don't want to work in a crazy busy kitchen. Other than that I could just use some cash. I have done pizza before."}
+{"text":"Actually I might check that out."}
+{"text":"I am starting a stack of applications tonight."}
+{"text":"start smoking crack now so that you have a headstart over the other candidates"}
+{"text":"Just put in for a part time shift lead.... Lol if they are letting leads be part time it should be decent. Insomniac cookies."}
+{"text":"Good luck!"}
+{"text":"use 50% of the sauce and it's the best instant ramen"}
+{"text":"Carbonara I looked that up just now and that's a bit too pink do I looked up other pink ones and I think it was rosé chicken."}
+{"text":"I've never had real ramen, only instant ramen, is real ramen hard to make?"}
+{"text":"How do I make le real ramen? It's literally broth and noodles anon. I'm not trying to diminish the dish but it's a soup."}
+{"text":"they should make a 10x version then using just 0.09765625% of the sauce would make it perfect i.m.o."}
+{"text":"They also make broth/soup ones. This one's pretty good"}
+{"text":"fatally poisonous fish sauce I don't think so."}
+{"text":"nowhere in that article did it say \"minute quantities toxic to all forms of life\""}
+{"text":"Nothing would surprise me anymore. There are only a few reputable publications even left that would employ editors or have hired competent writers in the first place. Unless it's in The New Yorker or something I just expect things to suck now. It's only going to get worse."}
+{"text":"And the response to a lack of quality editing or writing is to add more exaggeration and sensationalism yourself?"}
+{"text":"You type like a mentally deranged person."}
+{"text":"horrendous and delicious"}
+{"text":"I see no balogna"}
+{"text":"this is a massive slop of absolute fucking shit"}
+{"text":"colour is completely wrong, looks like literal diarrhoea and tastes like it too no doubt"}
+{"text":"How much have you eaten out of the pot?"}
+{"text":"half italian half american all indian"}
+{"text":"My usual go to is a little extra pepperoni and cheese, but some times if the mood strikes me I will add on raw breakfast sausage before I bake it."}
+{"text":"cut it in half so it bakes better then whatever i've got will be a topping. shredded cheese, deli meat, raw peppers, olives don't do pickled peppers, they dry out weird"}
+{"text":"I do like the new wood fired. Yeah the rising is terrible kids might enjoy it but the red baron brick oven pizzas made me realize how important the crust is in pizza. You can have the finniest cheese and tons of toppings but if the crust sucks it just ruins the whole damned thing."}
+{"text":"i'm the type who often discards the crust to make myself actually want to eat it i sometimes i like to brush the crust with melted butter with powdered garlic fairly mixed in to it, or if i'm adding toppings i'll cover the crust with the extra cheese and pepperoni, sometimes mushroom, to make the last bite worth it"}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't OP just buy a cheese pizza?"}
+{"text":"i’m the type who often discards the crust Just the ends or even the bottoms?"}
+{"text":"so real"}
+{"text":"Beer drunk is good you just have to drink it not slow"}
+{"text":"Being addicted to a mild stimulant to be able to function in your wageslave job is the opposite of cool. I only drink coffee at home"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend a good coffee brand? I'm looking to branch out and currently drinking Maxwell House Instant Coffee and was wondering what better coffees there are?"}
+{"text":"I survived several years off Keefe instant coffee and honestly I miss it. If you're in the right part of America you can get it at Aldi. Double shot before you workout is great, especially in the morning or if you're trying to lose a little weight"}
+{"text":"I've actually seen this at my local dollar general but I think it was regular coffee and not instant I'll take a look around at a few of the other grocery stores for it before I check Aldi since its a few neighborhoods over. Thanks fren."}
+{"text":"I usually don't understand people who say \"im addicted to x snack food it's so good\". I rarely buy snacks and prefer warm cooked meals, these little guys are the exception though. I often clock off work and grab a sleeve of these and a small milk and put down 12+ easy. But I can't understand why? If someone offers similar foods like iced chocolate cake or different cookie I don't feel as compelled to eat it."}
+{"text":"Lots of sugar Lots of vegetable fats that have no satiety Lots of sodium They're literally designed to make you hungrier"}
+{"text":"Oreos are terrible. It's difficult to finish one, let alone get \"addicted\"."}
+{"text":"This. A lot of junk foods are like that. Fast food is like that. I lost so much weight just switching to whole foods and eating a bunch of animal fat and veggies. Stay full for hours, don't think about snacking. Got some pizza as a cheat treat after years \"clean\", can't stop eating it and want to eat more slop and sugar (I don't crave sugar usually). It's drugs. I didn't even see it that way until after I'd left and gone back to it. Now I'm even more determined to continue avoiding it. People live like that in that world. OP does. People fill their shopping carts with bright colored cellophane packages of chips and cookies and crackers and pastries and candies. And frozen bags and boxes of shit with lots of chemicals and breading and little real food. I see it every time I go. I get my produce and my proteins and don't need anything out of those snack aisles. And I grew up the opposite. For years I was participating. And fat. It's like being in a cult though in that you don't really recognize that anything is wrong. I'd have thought what I do now is akin to veganism almost somehow. \"OOoohh, 'whole foods', huh, Hipster?\" Probably saved my life though."}
+{"text":"praising oreos in the shrinkflation era not a good look"}
+{"text":"Freemason addiction sugar choco wafer yum yum hypersigil egregores"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Calories in calories out Just work out harder and longer Simple as"}
+{"text":"Actually, you don't need a woke (((doctor))), take it from me. I used to be heavily into drugs between the ages of 16 and 29 and my family put me into rehab hundreds of times. Lots of (((doctors))) there, but it's not how I finally got clean. I had a moment of clarity after I took a few fistfuls of heroin, cocaine, quaaludes, and Jim Beam. I accidentally flipped my father's expensive sports car into a canal, trapping a young lady I was seeing. She didn't make it but the more important thing is, I got out and discovered Jesus in a vision, and He told me I could cure everything via nofap and washing down raw egg whites with distilled water. So I know what I'm talking about when I tell you, (((doctors))) are a Jewish hoax. The important thing is, get plenty of protein and quit masturbating!"}
+{"text":"Context clues are lost on the foreigners I'm not a foreigner, I was born in my country"}
+{"text":"anon is correct. best option for calories to protein wings are atomic, cajun, original hot, and plain with 6g protein at 45kcal each topping out at 96g protein at 720kcal for 16 wings not including extra sauce calories, not bad but well below advertised. boneless wings somehow have more kcal per protein with best coming in at 3g protein per 60kcal. no idea where 160g protein is coming from. not even the tendies reach that number. bullshit."}
+{"text":"Ted Kennedy is that you?"}
+{"text":"I just got a nicer end one and I've been making mozzy sticks and pizza rolls. What's something else that's good to make in them? What's your favorite thing to do with the Air Fryer? Can I have sex with it?"}
+{"text":"I just got a nicer end one Same I got the Instant Pot back during a Christmas sale What's something else that's good to make in them? What's your favorite thing to do with the Air Fryer? Can I have sex with it? Picrel. Japanese sweet potato. I literally don't need anything else"}
+{"text":"You usually fry the iron first and then put the meat in it. I did it a few times but the slightly better result was not worth the effort."}
+{"text":"French fries. Avoids the cost and mess of deep frying. Avoids the time and sogginess of baking."}
+{"text":"I just bought another 5kg bag of frozen chicken wings. Rub some seasoning, toss in frozen 20 min 200°C. It's the best flavour/ effort quick snack I've had."}
+{"text":"The correct answer is chicken or potatoes Nice fine layer of crisp"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do they justify this price with the slop they serve?"}
+{"text":"The mega corps have burrowed a little nest inside the psyche of millions of people. And there it grows fat and lays its eggs."}
+{"text":"I say the same about Mcds but loads of people here defend them."}
+{"text":"sales decline we need to raise prices to make a profit! sales decline we need to raise prices to make a profit! repeat until bankruptcy"}
+{"text":"McDonald’s has been pricey yes, but you can get a double quarter pounder and fries for like 11 bucks"}
+{"text":"And they were probably selling it to you at almost a loss before, now the sandwich is priced normally and it's outside your budget. Buy the ingredients and make it yourself, even if only make 2 sandwiches and then you toss everything else out, it'll probably be more profitable then to buy them from subway."}
+{"text":"Is pistachío flavored espresso good for you?"}
+{"text":"not if you take a frothy shit on it like that"}
+{"text":"They do that on a cortado"}
+{"text":"Good FOR you or good TO you? Idk of its necessarily good for your health wise.. Flavor wise, I’m always disappointed desu I like most pistachio things but its just overwhelmed by the coffee flavor."}
+{"text":"My fist to your face would be good for you."}
+{"text":"good for you What does that even mean? You're a fucking idiot."}
+{"text":"lmao does Australia even have Dino Nuggets?"}
+{"text":"Yea"}
+{"text":"We're not so different. Thank you for everything but Rebel Wilson and Rupert Murdoch"}
+{"text":"We're not so different. It's just Americanisation due to social media. These didn't exist a couple of years ago."}
+{"text":"It's what you get for giving us Bluey"}
+{"text":"Ya'll like bibimbap?"}
+{"text":"throw random shit into a bowl I'm sure it's great, yeah."}
+{"text":"do you cheat and cook everything together? all the recipes i see expect you to cook the meat/vegetables all separately before assembling, seems like way too much hassle to make at home"}
+{"text":"I've done it both ways. If you don't care how it looks and can cook everything in one go based on cooking time for each ingredient, then that's much easier and mostly the same result, since it's all seasoned the same with garlic and sesame before it hits the bowl."}
+{"text":"tastes like dry unseasoned rice and beef"}
+{"text":"Never had it. Want it tho"}
+{"text":"You only live once."}
+{"text":"I'd love to attempt to eat the whole thing."}
+{"text":"This is very cool, thank you for sharing it"}
+{"text":"All store-bought chocolate cakes are terrible and have been that way for at least 15 years. What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"To this day that is the best looking cake I have EVER seen EVER."}
+{"text":"Damn, so when's your suicide date, little homie?"}
+{"text":"My brother got me this lovely assortment of tinned fishes from all around the world!!!"}
+{"text":"I see an Angelo Parodi tin. Their deenz still have scales on them lol it wasn't bad, but never experienced that before"}
+{"text":"you might be retarded bud"}
+{"text":"This is the first time I've seen canned needlefish. Is it similar to sardines?"}
+{"text":"Something I am not seeing here Pasta. A nice light olive oil, lemon, and garlic or cream based sauce with the oysters cooked in it. Very good. Great summer meal. Picrel from Google because I can't find a pic of the last time I made it, but basically this. I do spinach as well, for some green. Cook the pasta in one pot, and the sauce in a pan. When both are done, throw the pasta in the pan with the sauce, toss it around a bit, and you are good to go. It is very easy."}
+{"text":"Crackers, lemon juice, raw onions (or green onions), and cocktail sauce (or hot sauce)"}
+{"text":"What does /ck/ think of British Chinese food?"}
+{"text":"curry chicken and chips with rice and cans of lager is so good"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Needs sum queso"}
+{"text":"Salt n pepper chicken Can't see a spec of pepper Do Brits really?"}
+{"text":"Is this the kind of slop amerifats eat all day? No wonder they are all obese."}
+{"text":"Woah, next level suops"}
+{"text":"how does canned soup manage to have 4000mg of sodium and no flavor?"}
+{"text":"The same way salted water for blanching vegetables has far less flavor than the salt you add would imply, because the other ingredients are so dogshit that the salt has less to enhance."}
+{"text":"The best soup is the fetid rectal squirtings that i collect in a jar. It's not the kind of soup you eat, more a metaphorical one, but you can watch the solid pieces of doodoo slowly settling in the jar, forming a slushy shit layer on the bottom of a brilliant golden brown fluid. The aromas that accompany such a soup are as distinct as they are delightfully foul."}
+{"text":"incel soup literal bachelor chow."}
+{"text":"But that soup actually does exist"}
+{"text":"What, you never had a kg^2 tesseract of lasagna?"}
+{"text":"Does it have 2x meat tho"}
+{"text":"this, I rather just make it myself, I can easily get 10 layers"}
+{"text":"What about... a gram?"}
+{"text":"Or even, what about pounds and ounces? It doesn't even have to be metric vs. imperial for \"1/2 pan\" to be stupid."}
+{"text":"Chick Fil A is closed today :("}
+{"text":"Wonkin my Willy"}
+{"text":"It's weird how the basic chicken sandwich is the most inconsistent item on the menu. Sometimes its perfect and sometimes its a greasy unpleasant mess. What causes this?"}
+{"text":"for some reason i only wanna order indian on mondays but they don't do that around here and it's not that it's a federal holiday god bless"}
+{"text":"you lost tranny"}
+{"text":"Remmeber when food companies actually put effort into things?"}
+{"text":"they don't put the Flintstones on these anymore"}
+{"text":"Just don't push it up and it's like a vagina. A cold cardboard yet tasty vagina."}
+{"text":"You clearly have insecurities with your sexuality."}
+{"text":"Whatever happened with them?"}
+{"text":"no can you give an example?"}
+{"text":"piece of shit"}
+{"text":"Too much bone not enough meat. If cooked properly, getting the meat off the bones is trivial. The meat yield is actually pretty good. Not as good as breast but still pretty nice. But you're right that thighs are good too. When they're on BOGO sale, they can be less expensive than leg quarters."}
+{"text":"good looking stock photo means it's never bad IRL interesting"}
+{"text":"you lift the skin and put seasoning under it when braising in the oven my little shitter."}
+{"text":"I bought a big bag of \"leg quarters\" at the store and it had the drumstick, thigh, and half the spine I don't want to pay for the big spine part that barely has any meat on it or the drumstick. Yes I could buy a whole chicken and that includes the thigh. I don't want all the rest of it though."}
+{"text":"dark meat You are correct. It's fox/dog food."}
+{"text":"best girl on my ramyun makes it taste all the better"}
+{"text":"no oil in the soup Looks bland as heck"}
+{"text":"The songs sound extremely AI generated"}
+{"text":"your mom sounds ai generated, bitch"}
+{"text":"ramyun not eating korean food bruh, chinese or japanese only and its ramen not 'ramyun'"}
+{"text":"Are these legit? Plan to do OFPAD (One Frozen Pizza A Day) to lose weight"}
+{"text":"Plan to do OFPAD (One Frozen Pizza A Day) to lose weight I've never heard of this"}
+{"text":"mom says I can’t use the oven so she got me this for my Red Baron Zahs"}
+{"text":"god bless"}
+{"text":"my dad would destroy you with his ass"}
+{"text":"i’ll know she’s near when the ground shakes"}
+{"text":"If you can't get this in your country that's really lame to the max , by far the best burgers"}
+{"text":"they're really mediocre and now that they switched to beef tallow and it's twice as bad for you, there's no reason to ever go there again. they will go bankrupt in the next 5 years"}
+{"text":"Best cheese fries EVER. And the food is unbelievably cheap. Not many near me and that STINKS!!!"}
+{"text":"his dad shakes his ass on the corner for money to buy dick"}
+{"text":"American seasoned tourists here I’ve been all over the world when I took a cruise to Japan in 2017 I pride myself on all foods but Japan just wasn’t cutting g it for me, My host glfamiku was very gracious and served all kinds of meals for me but I sadly just could t stomach any of it. Even the famed Ramen shops or maid cafes of Akihabara didn’t do anything, I was starting to give up and write away all Japanese good as “ not very good” when I went to a small chain restaurant in Tokyo called マクドナルド with translates to Makudonarudo or something where I got the most delicious pan seared beef, thinly diced onion coated with a layer of cheese and a healthy dollop of tomato sauce between two brioche buns lined with sesame seeds. I was in heaven and vowed for the rest of the trip to only eat at this place. Thankfully the cashier understood English so I was able to sample most of the menu during my time there. Highlights included chicken breast cut into small thumb like pieces and coated with a light crispy batter It turned a 3/10 trip into a 10/10 culinary experience for me"}
+{"text":"my local burger joint does it better for cheaper"}
+{"text":"try it at Whataburger horrible shit try it at Sonic's elixir of the Gods what is this kind of sorcery"}
+{"text":"Clearly it read 13angs"}
+{"text":"they could be using less soda syrup so it tastes watery, or it's not being properly carbonated so it tastes flat. those are more likely than it being so dirty it's affecting the taste that much."}
+{"text":"Close buts It's 13aig'j"}
+{"text":"Different soda machines have different ratio of syrup to carbonated water. McDonald's has the best ratio. Probably just uses more syrup. So soda there tastes better than most other places. So if you're gonna get bangs get it from mickey d's"}
+{"text":"Im not seeing the j"}
+{"text":"Is /ck/ a white meat or a dark meat board?"}
+{"text":"Animals are living beings not food. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a monster."}
+{"text":"Dark meat is better unless I'm making something like chicken salad in which case I want the lean breast"}
+{"text":"just season it more This is just admitting that the breast is more bland and has less flavor itself. You can season it but you can season any meat. Choosing the right ingredients matters too."}
+{"text":"Whatever is cheaper. Chicken is chicken imo."}
+{"text":"Either one really. If I'm being honest, they both come out the same as equally solid logs of pooshit. Chicken shits are relatively clean, with minimal wiping I find after you pinch off the dangling turd."}
+{"text":"what's good to get here? i can't really cook and was told some of the frozen stuff is pretty good? any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"As a white man who has watched well over 1000 animes in his life, this greatly offends me"}
+{"text":"You will be destroyed white devil."}
+{"text":"It has a plentiful supply of soybean oil in it and I know Mcgoyslop uses that for their food. I bet it tastes great, but Spicy chili sauce they have for 1.15$ works better in taste for cheap."}
+{"text":"No they didn't. People pressured TJ to change their ethnic food line names in 2020 during the summer of love but TJs said fuck off their not racist names. In 2020, a petition with over 5,000 signatures called for Trader Joe’s to retire these names, citing their roots in racially charged inspirations like the book White Shadows in the South Seas and the Disneyland Jungle Cruise ride. Initially, Trader Joe’s said it was reviewing the branding, but later reversed course, stating it disagrees that the names are racist and that they were intended as lighthearted and appreciative of other cultures. As of now, Trader Ming’s products remain on shelves, with the company stating it makes decisions based on customer feedback and sales, not petitions. The brand continues to be a point of discussion around cultural representation and inclusivity in retail branding."}
+{"text":"Nooooo you're notta meanta diverge from this set of arbitrary rules even though you're a michelin starred chef who knows more than me It doesn't matter if it tastes better now you MUST do it this way and only this way! Are Italians the worst food snobs?"}
+{"text":"Rich people are the worst food snobs"}
+{"text":"You're the sap here for watching \"reaction video\" content. Pull your head out of your ass, zoomer faggot."}
+{"text":"These are outrage clickbait reaction tubers. \"He didn't use guanciale in his carbonara, bapadaboopi\" is literally his entire gimmick to make money from retards who clap their hands and nod along. But yes, Italians have to be the most insecure people about their basic ass cuisine that's 90% some variation of protein on carb + tomato sauce. It's literal peasant cuisine meant to fill paisans up cheaply so they can get back to working the fields, but because burgers have gassed it up in their media for decades, everybody pretends it's top tier gastronomy."}
+{"text":"is literally his entire gimmick to make money from retards who clap their hands and nod along. This he's literally there to Italian-Americans who like to LARP as Italian by going \"Noooo these are our traditional dishes from centuries ago!\" about some dish that was invented in 1935."}
+{"text":"The reason Italians sperg out over people changing their recipes (which is funny because their recipes were ever changing until the 20th century where they started to gatekeep) is because deep down they know its peasant food, and are embarrassed people have to add more flavour than tomato to upgrade it."}
+{"text":"There are countless selections to choose from but which ones are the good ones? What brands of olive oil do you use, which ones are good quality?"}
+{"text":"That stuff is really expensive though and reviews seem mixed on it. Wouldn't mind trying the costco one but my biggest gripe with it is that it comes in a plastic container."}
+{"text":"I don't know if there's any info on how likely this brand is to be adulterated but it's pretty easily the best tasting grocery store oil I've tried"}
+{"text":"If in America, look for a COOC or Applied Sensory seal on the label. These labels mean it's been lab-tested and confirmed to not be fake/cut with soybean oil. I buy whatever's cheapest and has one of these seals."}
+{"text":"This has a COOC seal on the label so it's not adulterated."}
+{"text":"Get a Greek or Spanish olive oil that comes in 3 liter cans. A good Greek brand is Minerva. It's pricey especially with the increased olive oil prices of the past few years but well worth it. Amazon actually has 3 liter cans of Minerva for $78. I get them for around $60 at a local Mediterranean market."}
+{"text":"Cashew mogs every other nut."}
+{"text":"pecans that low Contemptible."}
+{"text":"Agreed but you should be making nut mixes, not eating straight cashews, and they should be ~50% peanuts."}
+{"text":"Bro everyone has eaten a bag of cashews before."}
+{"text":"Yeah you have some kind of allergy or something, I would avoid them altogether if I were you."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah OP, in terms of price and flavour, cashews have like the best value, especially the really crunchy ones, so addictive. However, if the marcona almond were around the same price, it'd give cashews a run for their money. Do give them a try OP, they'll up your charcuterie game. I have yet to try black walnuts, but I hear some people really like em."}
+{"text":"ITT: Lazy dinners for when you simply cannot be bothered lettuce core, oro bailén picual, ponti glassa, salt simple as"}
+{"text":"Too much cutting and plating, I'm eating sliced cheese I quartered by folding and the cheapest deli salami on Ritz crackers or cheaper Store-Brand Ritz knockoffs."}
+{"text":"I'm stupid for wanting a meal that's not going to leave me hungry? I'm not a woman."}
+{"text":"Bait, ignore"}
+{"text":"it's an honor to be posting with men and not \"\"\"people\"\"\" like OP."}
+{"text":"Anon, your mashed potatoes are fucking bland! How do you respond?"}
+{"text":"If you have bland mash potatoes you should say \"how can I improve them?\" Stop being defensive when you are criticized in the kitchen."}
+{"text":"Those aren’t potatoes…"}
+{"text":"So in summary your mashed potatoes suck donkey dicks? Lmao bitch made faggot."}
+{"text":"your creme fraiche is a little eggy"}
+{"text":"Half canola, half salted butter, sprinkle of garlic and a wad of bacon grease. Best mashed potatoes you will ever have."}
+{"text":"Behold The new King of the Energy Drinks"}
+{"text":"200mg caffeine costs about 10 cents in a pill. so basically for each drink you are paying $1.50 for a microdose of vitamins and children’s medicine-tier flavoring (if you get the best deal)"}
+{"text":"(if you get the best deal) Dollarama sells them for $2.40 a can and the ingredient list is solid."}
+{"text":"the ingredient list is solid"}
+{"text":"When I was a little kid the one ski hill we went to had a Jolt Cola vending machine. I'd pound a can of that and then be buzzed for the slopes."}
+{"text":"No sugar or no aspartame, what else do you want? It's a sweet drink to give you a jolt of energy. What are you looking for in your formulation?"}
+{"text":"It seems like this place should be more popular than Subway"}
+{"text":"I miss the blimpee best, none around here anymore."}
+{"text":"It costs nearly $20 for a full loaf non-circumcised sandwich at jersey's, I've never been there just on that alone. I'd rather go to Firehouse"}
+{"text":"If they had prices similar to Subway, yeah absolutely"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"Imagine owning a sandwich shop chain and cashing out for EIGHT BILLION DOLLARS. Sure, your legacy is going to be destroyed, but you've elevated your family to royalty status."}
+{"text":"wow imagine eating this good"}
+{"text":"on the world you're conflating plant and world, anon. those are two totally different things. earth is a planet. \"the world\" means \"the world of man\" and only exists in the minds of men. if you remember this you won't seem as stupid in the future."}
+{"text":"didn't finish the pasta in the sauce coconut flakes from a jar wow imagine eating puzzi"}
+{"text":"Do you eat whole meatballs with your fork full of spaghetti regularly? How big do you make these meatballs?"}
+{"text":"Kek, it does look more like coconut flakes."}
+{"text":"wtf is the butter knife for? otherwise looks good"}
+{"text":"one of the best sodas i've had in a long time. do yourself a favor and grab one to try it. you won't regret it."}
+{"text":"A 19 year old wouldn't even know of the existence of glass bottle drinks. Sorry you've gotten so used to the slop that it tastes normal to you now but true oldfags remember better times."}
+{"text":"They have glass bottles from Mexico in every major grocery chain dummy, and they have glass 6 packs of HFCS coke. Stop larping, my aged cringe gland can take only so much."}
+{"text":"Glass bottle snapple and sobe were life changing I see you are struggling to to follow a conversation. Typical zoomer trait."}
+{"text":"youve never had snapple from a glass bottle and its painfully obvious"}
+{"text":"this tastes like fake chemicals What did you honestly expect?"}
+{"text":"the breakfast of champions"}
+{"text":"I had 2 bananas and some cold leftover rotisserie chicken thigh. I need more."}
+{"text":"kidney beans french fries rice pilaf roasted plantains What exactly are you a champion of?"}
+{"text":"What exactly are you a champion of? Overcooked rice, limp fries, burnt plantains, beans from a can and raw kidneys full of urine. Laughs all day, every day at people who actually know something. Many such cases."}
+{"text":"french fries They're dough dumplings and the pic is Jamaican stew peas with pig tail. OP is a champion at being a nigger. Do you seriously think \"kidney beans\" means \"beans plus kidneys\"? Are you fucking retarded or what?"}
+{"text":"the breakfast of champignons"}
+{"text":"When my mom used to make “Chinese” she would coat chicken nuggets in store bought sweet and sour sauce and serve it on white rice with peas and carrots (frozen) This was pretty much the only Chinese food I had up until I was an adult"}
+{"text":"Better than frozen \"Chinese\""}
+{"text":"this type of dish is literally called \"china\" here in czechia lol"}
+{"text":"Not everyone had access to Asian supermarkets and authentic recipes back in the day you ungrateful swine."}
+{"text":"Get home made food. Get variety that is inspired by foreign foods Have a loving mother. Go on the internet years later and bitch because its not good enough for you."}
+{"text":"That's nice. Be sure to thank her for feeding you a nourishing and fun meal."}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to start a speak-easy style restaurant, although i've never thought too seriously about it. comfort food kinda? and encouraging heavy drinking, of course. recently i had the idea to name recipes after classic childrens stories, although mostly because i want to make a ham/pulled pork/bacon sandwhich with french onions and some kind of cheese sauce on texas toast called the three little pigs. buffalo chicken and steak caesar salad, with some feta and blue cheese crumbles and garlic bread croutons. no idea what to call that. you guys ever dream of opening a restaurant? also chicken and waffles but as a sandwich pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"yeah that's the idea. the first idea of decor i thought of was the floor. black and white checkerboard tiles, but with the black tiles themselves checkerboarded with red the windows would be boarded up and we would tell people \"now dont tell nobody you were here\" when they leave. i got reminded of this whole idea because i watched baccano! again, great anime"}
+{"text":"I’d be concerned about managing the wide variety of ingredients but, that can countered with other meal planning/dishes."}
+{"text":"that would definitely have to be taken into account, maybe variable portion options?"}
+{"text":"Fallout Boy was 00s rock"}
+{"text":"fallout the game series, not fallout boy."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did I find in my deenz, was weirdly hard when I went to squish it with a fork"}
+{"text":"Kids these days are fucking lost. Scored a jackpot and never knew it."}
+{"text":"Kinda funny that the killing unborn babies case has the same name as the unborn fish babies that you eat."}
+{"text":"that's the cadillac of sardines"}
+{"text":"It was pregnant you killed hundreds of deenz you monster this is why you should only buy from reputable suppliers"}
+{"text":"I always found that funny. The other name is a milk term. The universe truly is funny"}
+{"text":"who would you consider to be the best chef in the world right now?"}
+{"text":"actually embarrassed to see him behave like this"}
+{"text":"Some black guy who's smiling while standing in front of a giant smoker?"}
+{"text":"Who's mocking who?"}
+{"text":"the one and only"}
+{"text":"ITT: Unfairly demonized foods. There ain't nothing like a good meatloaf."}
+{"text":"corndogs are like green bean hotdish. its a seasonal food item you don't eat corndogs all year then during state fair time you gorge yourself enough corndogs to last you until next summer"}
+{"text":"I make meatloaf out of both beef and pork."}
+{"text":"Why don't lardgolems have it with gravy?"}
+{"text":"Walmartha Stewart oven equivalent of microwave TV Dinner A good loaf has to be very good, and everything else was better faster and cheaper as meatballs or hamburgers."}
+{"text":"The Oklahoma Onion Burger Just a smash burger except you throw a whole bunch of onions sliced as thinly as possible on top of the ball of beef before you smash it and tent the bun over the burger like white castle after you flip it. I dare you to find me a better burger than this. It is flawless in its simplicity. If you're used to making smash burgers and haven't done this yet why the hell haven't you?"}
+{"text":"...what? Why are half the posts in this thread incoherent Have the bots taken over?"}
+{"text":"I like grilled onions. I tried making some at 3am last weekend but they didnt caramelize and some got burnt a little and they tasted awful, like only a few parts got a little sweet. Had to dump them. I have had better luck sort of like this and just frying a thin slice of onion for a burger."}
+{"text":"It's funny I've lived in oklahoma for 37 years and never heard about this until a few years ago from youtube. It's supposed to be really good but it's not actually popular here I don't know a single place that sells it."}
+{"text":"It is a depression era food. The onion is supposed to be sauteed and mix in with the beef as the filler cause the meat was too expensive. You should try a theta burger too."}
+{"text":"Plenty of depression era food is really good, and there's no reason not to use a normal portion of beef for a modern onion burger, two 2.5-3.5 oz balls of beef"}
+{"text":"if you have access to clean water, why do you boil water to make coffee or tea? hot drinks burn your mouth have a short window where they actually taste good destroy flavors and other compounds"}
+{"text":"Never made yerba maté. What do you mean about matcha? Obviously if you want to go full autist it's a bit of a bitch but I'm not a Nip"}
+{"text":"MUM THE HOT COCOA MAKE OUCHIE IN MY MOUF MOUF AND MY TUM TUM NOW WHERE IS MY DIN DIN"}
+{"text":"if you’re consuming the whole leaf, there’s no need to worry about extracting with hot water also certain japanese greens can brew in 2 hours or less with cold water"}
+{"text":"Matcha is overpriced here so I've not a lot of experience with it. Sounds plausible. I imagine you'd be getting a different taste than hot though, not necessarily a better one."}
+{"text":"neither one is better, although hot might register as “stronger” per g. tea/coffee brewed cold can maintain quality for ~3 days before it starts to taste oxidized."}
+{"text":"starting off today with a croque forestier! (gruyère, shrooms, sundried tomatoes)"}
+{"text":"aznpickles"}
+{"text":"over compensation"}
+{"text":"Looks very rich"}
+{"text":"Gherkins"}
+{"text":"Yeah that is honestly a lot of cheese for any meal and it's a rich one, too, not even lowfat mozz."}
+{"text":"These would taste soo good if they has a creamy candy center, not fucking bean paste."}
+{"text":"Carrots, actually. That's the origin of carroy cake, it was the sweetest produce commonly available to the peasant classes. Apples were also abundant, but nearly all from the pre-modern period would be closer to crabapples; small, extremely tart and quite astringent. They were mainly used for cider or vinegar production. The sweetest fruit most would have the opportunity to try was the medlar, a relative of apples and pears, but one that was only eaten during a short season at the beginning of winter when it underwent \"bletting\" during the first few cold snaps. This is when the fruit would turn soft and brown, much like slightly rotten apples would appear today, which turned the medlar into a sweet paste similar to applesauce but with complexity of cinnamon or clove already built in. These cherished fruits were the subject of many writers' fascinations, for their peculiar appearance (they called them open-arse), and the intense sweetness only to be tasted for a brief 1-2 week window a year."}
+{"text":"honestly i fucked up a bean brownie recipe by adding too much shit and i have to say that maybe just cocoa powder added to red bean paste is enough to turn it into something different"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't be adding shit to your food anyway, you'll get cholera."}
+{"text":"Formosa Yay Country of Origin: Taiwan They are made in Taiwan and then the Chinese put the name Formosa on it. Formosa is what Taiwan was used to be called. It’s propaganda."}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried to replicate fast food? How did it go?"}
+{"text":"Lmfao. You mean 50 cents by the time you divide all the ingredient costs up. You turn up to Walmart with 50 cents wanting to make a Big Mac and Big Bertha will run you over with her mobility scooter."}
+{"text":"Don't do this it makes mustard gas"}
+{"text":"Oven bake a bunch of plain flour + cornmeal buns, freeze them Press ground beef into uniform, thin patties, freeze them When it's time to eat just cook the patties on a skillet while putting the buns in the toaster Assemble it with american cheese, pickles, and onions Wrap it in parchment or something"}
+{"text":"And tasted literally nothing at all like the real thing."}
+{"text":"Having become an insufferable vegan, i was unable to enjoy the del taco bacon double del, specifically i missed the glass like bacon they use. Then I found a soy paper become recipe that claimed to have the same properties. The pressed beyond burgers were perfect, even had crispy edges to maximize flavor/texture. I didn't make a burger sauce, I instead got a packet of in-n-out spread, and some pillowy brioche. I also like onion rings. 10/10 birthday"}
+{"text":"apartment is so dry that I get a static shock from the metal studs in the walls get out of my chair, all my monitors flicker and pop touch my faucet and get shocked desperately need to increase the humidity get out my induction burner and a pot of water set it to boil mode it turns off every couple of minutes because it's \"too hot\" What the fuck is the point of these things?"}
+{"text":"so buy a humidifier you nonce."}
+{"text":"mine works fine, can depend on the pan though. my cast iron will trip it up and give me the \"too hot\" warning after a few minutes on medium heat. my stainless steel pots and pans can be turned up to high heat with no issue, left on simmer for hours, whatever, no problems at all. induction has quirks but once you find something that works for you it's as good as anything else."}
+{"text":"A tray of water in front of a fan will raise the humidity with a fraction of the energy cost. And limited risk of fire."}
+{"text":"Sounds like an unpleasant situation. Do you pay for your water or to heat it? If no to both just turn your shower on for a while."}
+{"text":"be retarded can't figure out 1-100 settings post on ck no one can help you. the Michelin star restaurant i work in uses exclusively induction ranges since 2022. it allowed us to fire the actual cooks and produce a spreadsheet that has the time and temp of every dish. if you can't figure out how to pick a proper setting there is no hope for you, give up. literally figure out the number and use it forever. sorry, i forgot a big concept here, you also need to be able to tell time, which clearly OP can not."}
+{"text":"Smells like rotten diarrhea. Makes everything you cook taste delicious."}
+{"text":"No, it's tempting because it probably tastes real good, but I had an Indian roommate once who used it, and it made the place smell like the sewage had backed up. There's only so much I'm willing to sacrifice for good food."}
+{"text":"*tummy"}
+{"text":"Makes everything you cook taste delicious. i tried it and didn't like it. it still made everything noticeably fishy even in small amounts. i liked soy sauce more. mushroom ketchup was also pretty great but expensive"}
+{"text":"Fucking skill issue if I have ever seen one."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but it's a rotten fishy taste, which is good."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite foods that other countries and cultures just dont understand."}
+{"text":"I would have no idea if other cultures and countries would not understand anything about any food I like. nor do I care."}
+{"text":"Ran out of cottage cheese to have with my eggs. Used yogurt and it was actually good with hot sauce"}
+{"text":"€ american Not to defend them but"}
+{"text":"they sell on amazon but they are 26 cents each so possibly not worth the cumulative cost"}
+{"text":"reheatza Chinese bots have discovered out funposting"}
+{"text":"I use these and wash them after"}
+{"text":"i've got a hot pocket sleeve for ya, pal points to my butthole"}
+{"text":"24 items for $6.15 15/24, 5/8 Actually they're 25.625¢ each and they just rounded up to $0.26/item."}
+{"text":"Anyone ever microwaved a whole chicken? i would want to try it but don't want to waste a chicken"}
+{"text":"From raw? That would be literally insane. Heating up a cooked chicken? Cut it up first, at least."}
+{"text":"Genuinely glad that the microwave didn't replace the oven."}
+{"text":"OP's guys saw fit to write an entire book on the subject, so these posts are objectively wrong and deceiving."}
+{"text":"Do it faggot. Make a thread."}
+{"text":"Sure thing dude."}
+{"text":"Sauce with cheese on top, or cheese with sauce on top?"}
+{"text":"why not just sauce?"}
+{"text":"it probably doesn't matter to be honest"}
+{"text":"Sauce with cheese on top, or cheese with sauce on top? Sauce with cheese on top, with more sauce on top. Duh."}
+{"text":"This was how it used to be, before America ruined it with excessive cheese."}
+{"text":"Don't care. I eat pizza. It's just that simple."}
+{"text":"Just FYI. You can still order it online until inventory from the various sellers runs out, I guess. Might still be a few bottles left on some shelves. I kinda get it though. It's an overwhelming condiment and I think the public's tastes have moved past it."}
+{"text":"There was a black kid in my school named Durkee"}
+{"text":"It sounds gross. Is this a Midwestern thing?"}
+{"text":"I looked at the ingredients and it is essentially mayonnaise mixed with yellow mustard with undefined spices - probably garlic powder."}
+{"text":"The key ingredient in my moms’s potato salad. This makes me sad."}
+{"text":"I've been doing some philosophizing, and I don't think double dipping is actually gross. All of the dip that comes into contact with saliva is taken away and eaten"}
+{"text":"close, but i would say it's more like this. when you pull the carrot out the hummus doens't cleanly stick to the carrot. why is there spit on an un-eaten carrot anyway?"}
+{"text":"I've been doing some philosophizing you're not even at the 'i think' stage yet, lower your tone"}
+{"text":"If you need more than one bite to eat a baby carrot then you're not a man."}
+{"text":"you dumb double dipping bitch"}
+{"text":"And you're not embarrassed by that. What's wrong with you? Knowledge is sacred. You seem to be proud of avoiding reading."}
+{"text":"My seaznin is proprietary and a complete secret, in that there's no way I could remember or tell you what all I've thrown in there."}
+{"text":"Certain supposed aphrodisiacs, including the notoriously dangerous \"green metallic beetles\", cantharides, have appeared in many Moroccan ras el hanout formulations, but these seem to be irrelevant for flavouring purposes nice"}
+{"text":"there's no way I could remember or tell you what all I've thrown in there. So will you make another mystery flavor when this one runs out?"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure you have to be a citizen of Flavortown to be elected mayor, but nice try."}
+{"text":"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the flavor of the dish their personal responsibility. Fiery was my friend. He was a restaurant owner and TV host. But most important, he was a citizen of Flavortown."}
+{"text":"Almost all fish I buy at the supermarket has bones in it these days. Filets especially but even fucking lox smoked salmon. I think I might just give up on eating fish. Competency crisis has ruined the seafood market."}
+{"text":"t. incompetent boning machine operator"}
+{"text":"Fish don't have bones, retard That's what makes them fish"}
+{"text":"i find removing those pin bones on salmon extremely satisfying but if i had gotten smoked salmon with bones in it, i'd be pissed"}
+{"text":"Boning Machine is a great bandname."}
+{"text":"Bone Machine Bone Machine Operator Bone Operator"}
+{"text":"get a hario switch and a kingrinder p2"}
+{"text":"it's morning you know what that means right"}
+{"text":"mmmmmmmmm.... coffee time i suppose."}
+{"text":"Mm coffee time Anyone else use an aeropress? Love this little thing like you wouldn't believe"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"Proper way to scran a scone?"}
+{"text":"Why are they talking like cream not melting into the scone is a good thing? I want the cream to penetrate the scone to spread that creaminess into the scone, like butter melting into bread."}
+{"text":"Devon obviously Cornwall has always been weirdo central for a reason"}
+{"text":"how bout i cream your tea? and by \"tea\" i mean butthole"}
+{"text":"It's as close to butter as you can make cream without it being butter."}
+{"text":"It's a chicken picatta kind of night."}
+{"text":"bruh..... Those are some demon feet. The grandma cabinet from the 80s or 90s and the stacked up filth in the corner are disgusting. Also those garlic knots are raw."}
+{"text":"mf got sickle cell of the toes"}
+{"text":"I bet that fork has seem a lot of food, got a set of those I inherited that must be at least 40 years old. Also those garlic knots are raw I am never turning down garlic knots"}
+{"text":"Hey I ordered dinner. Look at it. Why is this a thread?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /ic/. If you are looking to hone your creative skills, please consult these general resources: How to Draw: An /ic/ Guide Additional Guides and References And don't forget to HEED THE RULES."}
+{"text":"At what age did you start drawing?, is it too late once you're in your late twenties and neuroplasticity has set in?"}
+{"text":"I drew a lot as a kid, but I stopped when I turned 15, believing I was good enough to pick it up later. I tried to draw, sporadically, for a few years, but I decided to pursue a teaching degree in art history. I worked for a few years, and I decided to try and teach drawing and painting back in December 2024. Turns out, I was completely shit. Being a delusional 15-year-old really does a number on your perception of reality. I couldn't even draw a Loomis head correctly, it was that bad. In December 2024, I was 28, I started taking it seriously, doing absolutely boring shit, no fun drawings, no original pieces for the first 8-10 months. I only studied Hampton, I'm still studying Bridgman, and some artists inbetween to enhance my linework. It's boring doing 80 percent studies 2-5 hours a day, but man it accelerates your learning. I'm now 29, and it was worth it. No regrets, and I keep improving every single day."}
+{"text":"i did zero but stopped midway because I started the course after I had already learned to do copies on my own, so it was doing a lot of the same for the color/light course, yes its amazing, the first 3 lessons or so are very rudimentary and basic/fundamental, but lesson 4 onwards is where i was really getting that \"fuck this is so helpful I wish I had more lessons than just 8 of this stuff\" the goal is to eyeball both the color and value but i think he mentioned if you cant do that then you can color pick, but only to check to see how close you were, but not to use it to skip the learning process of being able to determine values by sight alone"}
+{"text":"That sounds good. Thanks anon, my copying isn't good so zero might not be a bad idea, was it good until the midway point?"}
+{"text":"i think its good all the way through, from what i could tell it was basically just going from really basic copying to more complex, its a solid course for someone who is a couple of months into learning, definitely not for brand new beginners though"}
+{"text":"I see, I'll have to try it out then. I saw everyone was doing it digitally (I think you're supposed to, not sure?) and drawing with a tablet feels real weird but I'm sure I'll adjust eventually."}
+{"text":"Keep the gesture simple. One line for flow, one for a stabilizing force, large masses blocked in loosely. This doesn't work unless you know 90% of what you're laying down and why (eg, the legs and pelvis obscure the stomach in a shot where the character is vaulting over something and coming \"at\" the camera). Then use wrapping lines to establish what is where. If something is receding, just wrap it a few times to show it moving \"back\" into the picture plane. Reverse for whatever direction, really. This helps keep things organized for when you clean up and establish the anatomy. If"}
+{"text":"this is why you just outright refuse some commissioners I've had to turn down some that were just outright awful to look at, couldn't be salvaged"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, the resource: try Michael Hampton until you get his technique down, then just use it for your own purposes. David Finch has a good method, and so does Glen Vilppu. YouTube or pirate, doesn't matter."}
+{"text":"Thank you for the advice anon. I was actually talking more about \"things\" or animals instead of people but I'd love to draw people at some point, so it's still very helpful. Just feel like humans are gonna pretty tough at my current skill level since I have no idea about anatomy or construction."}
+{"text":"Just a little bit more I have to study the water a big more"}
+{"text":"is it just pure anatomy and pose grind? or are there techniques that helps with creating dynamic fight scenes"}
+{"text":"wha"}
+{"text":"he is particularly in distaste of niggers"}
+{"text":"big L aura farming no kappa"}
+{"text":"Yes but make sure to do a drawing of him."}
+{"text":"I thought the people watching it thought it did. Nope, even Solo Leveling fans admit that they're carried by art and animation, tho Demon Slayer fans are delusional, they somehow think that their shitty manga would be popular even with a terrible anime adaptation like what happened with One Punch Man's Season 3. Jujutsu Kaisen fans are extremely dumb tho, they think that JJK is somehow a writing masterpiece when in reality it's barely a cut above Slop Leveling, if that. TLDR They're shallow trash aimed at powerscaling ret@rds that dont care about storytelling, nuance, emotions, etc"}
+{"text":"What happened to artists, why are most of them gay, lesbians or trans now? Where are the chads at?"}
+{"text":"reading this was funny because you mentioned mass-shootings and my brain went \"DING DING DING, LIBTARD DETECTED\" but then you go on to be racist (which is cool) so I suppose I was wrong."}
+{"text":"It's always good to stick to your core beliefs, regardless of what others say or do. I just say ping-pong because different solutions made sense at different times, especially growing up. Best of luck, anon"}
+{"text":"i'm a far right chud and i love art. it's just that most of the \"art\" i like is hmofa furry porn or starship floor plans. i don't really like art when it's political. leftists overall see art as a means of propaganda which draws them towards artistic mediums as a means of sharing their beliefs. there's even people who go so far as to say \"all art is political\" and exclude casual art enjoyers. is correct though, but the correlation between artists and insanity is more about the fact that an unhealthy drive and determination is needed to master creative endeavors, so only mentally ill artists get good enough to be employed professionally, but political ideology is only one form of insanity and you could just be someone like JustinRPG with an extremely narrow fetish and no way to scratch that itch. artists being overwhelmingly leftist is mostly to do with creative spaces always being bourgie to some degree (art costs a lot of money and time). the leftists end up dominating online spaces and it's self-reinforcing because no chud wants to deal with anti-redpilled site admins."}
+{"text":"Let's be friends. I don't know enough chud artists. Where can I find you?"}
+{"text":"Nice try fbi-kun"}
+{"text":"this is the average AI Accuser btw"}
+{"text":"the eyelashes are THAT inconsistent Nah, it checks out"}
+{"text":"You don’t feed the trolls. No amount of evidence will convince them they were wrong. Trying to defend yourself will only make it worse because more retards will join the discussion. You know you don’t use AI. If someone thinks you do, that’s their problem."}
+{"text":"the best thing you can do for AI accusations is to just tell the truth: say you aren't. you don't need to \"prove\" anything with timelapse videos (AI fakes those too). your art will appear human made once you get a large and consistent portfolio over a long period of time. AI sloppers will generate images from any art style, with no continuity between images, and they will generate a hundred images per day, so if you're consistently putting out 1 full illustration per week, attentive observers can just cross reference your output with how long you have been drawing."}
+{"text":"Modern day \"trolling\" is just harassment and most trolls are unironical nutjobs. Doesn't matter what you do or don't do, you always lose."}
+{"text":"Here's the actual file"}
+{"text":"first attempt"}
+{"text":"160 x 144 px canvas Oh the horrors"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying Omg a 160 x 144 canvas! so small! I've done pixel art much smaller than that such as pic related"}
+{"text":"Draw this pose."}
+{"text":"This is nice, anon. Even without the nose. Anime does just fine without proper noses as well."}
+{"text":"Why not, I guess."}
+{"text":"Do good references don't exist in the western shithole? lmao, it's the internet at least put some effort when looking for reference, It's always garbage."}
+{"text":"Taking a break? Drink some water, do some stretches, share some thoughts. Just keep them art related."}
+{"text":"sticky notes."}
+{"text":"lol. the resolution is small, but by golly I can practice animation too"}
+{"text":"stylus replacement order is stuck under review It never began for wacomcels"}
+{"text":"i hear the rats dying from the poison :("}
+{"text":"man I could be a really good fucking artist and absolutely decimate these dudes on twitter one fucking thing i have to fix in my life then I can go all out"}
+{"text":"Drawing has started to feel fun instead of miserable"}
+{"text":"You must be high int before this can happen."}
+{"text":"He needs your help"}
+{"text":"Nuke Greenland"}
+{"text":"What ? No one gave him a dildo?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe that someone who can navigate the internet well enough to be on 4chan holds the naive worldview required to create this"}
+{"text":"about as naïve as the /pol/ tourist still supporting the con artist nigger in the white house"}
+{"text":"I refuse to draw anime and lewd stuff And my style is based on western cartoons"}
+{"text":"normgroid responses btw. hit dogs holler."}
+{"text":"Yet more dumbasses erasing that anime exists thrived on fujoshi culture and only since around 2002 did older males start really paying attention. You fake as fuck dog."}
+{"text":"AI overview"}
+{"text":"if you think that's bad, imagine being in the star wars fandom post-2013 and seeing women call pedro pascal \"daddy\" and post grumpy grogu chicken nuggie memes."}
+{"text":"It was mainly just Covids fault"}
+{"text":"Previous thread Welcome to /salt/, drawing is suffering edition. Your general thread dedicated to sexual artworks ranging from simple pinups with exaggerated proportions, to explicit pornography. Please feel free to pick your best works in progress, or finished work, and post it here. General Rules & Guidelines 1. All forms of art styles are welcome; submit your work and receive feedback from others. 2. Please resize your images below 1000x1000 pixels before posting. 3. Don't be afraid to ask for an honest, constructive critique. Be specific on the type of help you need. 4. Share whatever knowledge you can. Please provide references whenever possible. 5. Remember all GB3 related content such as LOLICON, SHOTACON, FURRY and FURRY PORNOGRAPHY along with BESTIALITY are BANNED on ALL boards, including red boards— except for /b/ and /trash/. PLEASE DO NOT post that content here. Thanks. 6. DO NOT reply to Al bait posts. Report and hide, then let the janitors and moderators deal with the problem. Community Resources Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Can this be considered loli, I mean for the boddy type and proportions? When sr.fbi would track my ip for drawing lolis?"}
+{"text":"I think you're seeing lolis where there aren't any anon... but the FBI might start looking into why you're seeing them everywhere"}
+{"text":"didn't make a version where the dick is a hook wasted meme potential"}
+{"text":"This is awful yet still better than me If anything, im motivated by this drawing"}
+{"text":"What’s wrong with this? It looks like any other drawing book"}
+{"text":"it's amateur/beg. are the other drawing books you're looking at \"how to draw anime\"?"}
+{"text":"If you don't coonstruct, you're not drawing"}
+{"text":"Hi Cade."}
+{"text":"Why are there people on here who go on about not using a reference? How did such a retarded notion ever gain traction?"}
+{"text":"you find a ref of a woman sitting on a toilet, then refs of someone holding a shotgun pointing upwards, then use your actual artistic skills to extract the right info from each image and combine them. You aren't supposed to find a singular reference and entirely copy it."}
+{"text":"that's not how using reference works nigga, you are using your imagination to blend two different objects"}
+{"text":"motherfucker that's literally the entire point of references, covering the gaps in your knowledge so you can fill them in with multiple different sources"}
+{"text":"That's exactly how using multiple references work. Are you just ragebaiting, or really this ignorant on the subject?"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
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+{"text":"Any good book about pixel art?"}
+{"text":"I was going to say go to the pixel art thread. But it’s already gone lol."}
+{"text":"Try Pixel Logic A Guide to Pixel Art by Michael Azzi."}
+{"text":"pyp"}
+{"text":"? what mean"}
+{"text":"So this is the test to see if one will become a succesful professional artist. Are you going to be a succesful professional artist?"}
+{"text":"tracing"}
+{"text":"Like this?"}
+{"text":"Draw her without her shell! NOW! (Also, good work)"}
+{"text":"It's testing for personality, it's about which one you picked and whether you actually use the grid and projector. Most of the board would choose the lady or the pirate arguing the other two are /beg/ shit, eyeball it from across the room instead of tracing because tracing is /beg/ shit, drawing a reasonably accurate copy, and fail miserably as some boomer animator reveals industry work is all about efficiency and anyone who put in real effort instead of tracing Condorito in eight seconds is a retard. Or anyone who traced Condorito is a retard and you need to believe in yourself, depends on the boomer."}
+{"text":"I was going to try the woman for a personal challenge, but I couldn't attempt it (grid wise) within less than 10 minutes. As a result, I went with the Turtle :)"}
+{"text":"1: Post a brief backstory if your OC has one. 2: Character design critique and discussion is welcome. 3: Keep it fairly SFW. Lewds are fine but no explicit porn. 4: This is NOT a request thread. Artist Only. No spamming OC/infodumps for multiple threads without delivering. 5: Be sure to thank Drawfrens for their hard work as soon as you can, it's just common courtesy :^) Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"Here's your Julio!"}
+{"text":"likewise, and he looks kind of tired. is he ok? lol"}
+{"text":"YOO, This goes hard"}
+{"text":"AAHHHHH thank you so much! She's adorable in your style, I cannot thank you enough."}
+{"text":"genuinely ridiculous how great a motivation number go up is"}
+{"text":"I see, RanNumGen. I see..."}
+{"text":"why the hell is the time zone for this GMT? the day on DAD ends 4 hours before the day actually ends for me as an american, and i usually draw late at night this typically leads to me posting the work i did the day before (technically), which feels lame to me"}
+{"text":"Recently turned 23. Definetly am not recovering as quickly as I used to. Tbh that would be wholesome, maybe a little weird but its a nice idea. I'm tired."}
+{"text":"i'm only 2 years younger than namefag oh god i still feel like I'm mentally 18"}
+{"text":"Wanted to post this on /beg/ but the thread is dying currently. Decided to draw an aristocrat for my alt history setting and i want to make him more futuristic looking. The idea is that old fashion is mixed in with new stuff."}
+{"text":"Why does he have one black shoe? Also, it looks like you lost interest once you got to the waist and had to work on his legs. Upper body has some appeal, but lower feels a whole level poorer quality."}
+{"text":"Also to make him more scifi, maybe look at high end experimental fashion from various eras and incorporate more tech. It can be hard to determine what looks futuristic without showing fancy doodads."}
+{"text":"Wanted to make it a prosthetic leg. Looks like i failed and yeah im not good at drawing lower parts of the body."}
+{"text":"So one example could be designing a prosthetic leg that resembles the modern artificial springy curved ones, but give it some adornments to fit this guy's, uh space aristocrat(?) look. Basically, find references for stuff you are unsure of, and find a small handful of mood/theme/style pics to draw inspiration from. And of course balance drawing for fun with practicing technique and fundies."}
+{"text":"Alright anon, thanks ^^"}
+{"text":"old:"}
+{"text":"a 6 is too small if anything, a 10 is the workhorse brush, an 8 is already on the small side save as much paper as possible ngmi, water becomes exponentially less controllable and more destructive as the surface scales down and paint dries exponentially faster the smaller the area buy a roll of baohong off of temu or ali (square corner decoration is student grade, squiggly decoration is artist grade, if the picture has a square pattern on the corners of the label, it's student grade regardless of what the chinks wrote)"}
+{"text":"4 is plenty"}
+{"text":"don't be a retard"}
+{"text":"that is a quality snail. I got a box of oil pastels to try them out"}
+{"text":"We are already 20 days into the new year, nodraw."}
+{"text":"can i get models with handsome guys? twinks and hunks preferably, i get really tired of running into old men and fatties"}
+{"text":"looking for human/animal skull references"}
+{"text":"Is there an artistic rendition for the logic of gore? I'm not looking for realistic or liveleak stuff, but moreso a reference of how the body would look or react to various weapons or a Saw traps."}
+{"text":"seconding but i’m good with butterfaces"}
+{"text":"Question for the /beg/s here, whats your experience with drawabox?"}
+{"text":"I havent a clue. Hes legitimately brain dead. I've been watching him since his first week and it seemed like he wanted to get good at learning English, music and art but as time went on all he kept doing was boxes and lines and now here we are. At first I thought maybe he was just doing these warm ups in the morning before serious illustration but then I checked his pixiv and nothing. No art elsewhere, just that youtube channel. AND HE IS KOREAN. He could just walk into some cafe and learn from industry pros at night after work. Loads of them in his country. So I'm leaning on legit autism. There was one other guy (lady) in a discord I was in who posted circles every single day for 3 years straight with 1 furry head sketched to the side every now and then but she never got better. Later I come to find she literally did have diagnosed autism."}
+{"text":"I do have a degree of diagnosed legit Asperger but I still got a job and I'm controlling it to some extent, and I still practice every day, you making me feel like just because my condition I'll never draw, but I still have faith and I'm not doing only lines and circles, I do construction anatomy and longer studies from different styles so I think if I keep going I'll be able to draw someday."}
+{"text":"This is why you'll never learn to draw, because you've set an arbitrary \"permission point\" where it's considered drawing. Someone who starts this way goes nowhere."}
+{"text":"/int/'s typically have more knowledge than /beg/'s"}
+{"text":"dafuq you mean by permission point, and if you think practising lines is autism and doing figure drawing gestures, anatomy and longer studies from references is also autist and it's not considered drawing, then what the fuck you consider drawing? only still life fruits is drawing or you're going to tell me that's also autist and no drawing? make some sense or explain yourself instead of just throwing shit everywhere, it makes no sense"}
+{"text":"will AI do what digital did to trad?"}
+{"text":"industry still wants people that know how to do their job Wut."}
+{"text":"Need experience to get a job Need a job to get experience Corpos are pure bollocks"}
+{"text":"1 seasoned veteran doing the work of 1000 grads. The industry doesn't want new people, fuck them, \"young\" zoomtards wanted AI so welcome to never having a fucking job, don't like it? Blame it on the zoomtards, they ruined your future."}
+{"text":"How is this thread still up?"}
+{"text":"zoomtards gets fucked up because of AI somehow manages to twist it into ruining existing industry workers AIshart isnt sending their best"}
+{"text":"Hello /ic/! I've obtained a prescription for (generic) Adderall and wanted to experiment on how it affected learning to draw. I opened this thread to document my progress and for everyone else's observation / amusement. My goal with this thread is to simply take an Adderall and draw for at least a couple hours a day and post the results. Realistically I may miss some days. The hope is to keep these threads ongoing until I'm either satisfied with the progress documented, or I crash out. Probable Questions: Are you actually diagnosed with ADD / ADHD? Yes, ADD. I believe inattentive. Been diagnosed since 2003 but never treated long-term. How old are you? 31. Do you work? Yes. Full time with a very emotionally draining job. Are you on the spectrum? Undiagnosed but I'm pretty sure. High functioning if so. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wait a second..."}
+{"text":"OMG!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"why have vanishing points if you aren't projecting to them"}
+{"text":"this is a very interesting thread, anon. before medication, how long were you able to focus on drawing without just getting distracted? has this improved after medication?"}
+{"text":"Because I'm just replicating what I saw until I had to be told that you use BOTH vanishing points, not just the dominant sides. How long could you focus? 3 hours max a day spent only on work and then it fell off a cliff after that. On drawing It would be 20 or 30 minutes tops, but now that I'm feeling the motor skills a bit it's easier to go along with it. I use to not be able to go any hour by any means. Now whenever medicated +/- an hour. My posts on the 18th was 6 hours of it."}
+{"text":"After sleeping on it, I hate it. I should have waited to do the body so I didn't get impatient."}
+{"text":"what do yall think so far"}
+{"text":"grind fundies Just doodle it. nobody's paying you"}
+{"text":"The first two may cause the third. The fact that you're a gay furry posting on 4chan says you probably don't have healthy IRL relationships and invest a lot of time into the internet. On a more mystical note, your desires are aligned with a world that does not exist, and as a result, you are also unable to have children. Most people in such a position would have joined a monastery, historically speaking. sigh, is there a worser combo than this? You could be a manic gay furry and destroy your life with drugs, alcohol, and STDs and also pooping in a bag as a result of a prolapsed anus."}
+{"text":"these are great. how much time do you spend on one?"}
+{"text":"Male figures"}
+{"text":"I give you permission to learn backgrounds or color next."}
+{"text":"post weenies"}
+{"text":"What do you do when you actually want to improve your anime drawing beyond just copying heads? I can draw figures and realistic portraits pretty well. I can copy a frame from a show or a manga panel or whatever, but when I try to apply that to free drawing/doodling I make ugly, deviantart tier heads. Should I try to draw a figure or a portrait and just stylize it real-time? I'm tired of making copies! tl;dr I want to draw cute girls from scratch My heads from scratch are ugly but i can copy well enough Help?"}
+{"text":"Don't copy anime until you can just do a regular academic study, like the people who actually draw anime can do"}
+{"text":"You tell me. Don't you watch anime?"}
+{"text":"no real person watches that slopshit, the only value in post-2003 anime is selling jaypigs to Brazilians"}
+{"text":"Its all relative to what you want to achieve, like you can be one of those Yaoi fags who always draw those head short so their massive muscular bodies appear bigger. But honestly aside from aesthetic choices if your drawing a human you are drawing a human. If you draw long enough you learn that its all the same shit. Also for my money the Loomis drawing that I pulled from probably could get away with making the head slightly bigger, he has other drawings in the book that have the head ever so slightly bigger.Plus its better for noobs to have the heads be slightly bigger then the opposite problem of shrunken head syndrome, I used to suffer from that a lot before instructors pointed it out to me"}
+{"text":"Of course not and no troon middle-eastern indian chimping about anime will ever change that."}
+{"text":"For stupid questions and questions that don't deserve their own thread. Post here if you don't expect your thread to reach 100+ replies."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to drag/zoom in CSP through the Space/Ctrl+Space shortcuts without also having to hold LMB (i.e. touch the tablet) at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Use the pen to pan, there's a window in your top right. Use the sliders underneath to zoom and rotate as well."}
+{"text":"Nvm fixed it to an extent - binding it to middle/right click does that, good enough."}
+{"text":"Yes, thank you!"}
+{"text":"You could use the sheet of glass trick. Set up a stack of books near a window, with a little mark for her chin. Get a pen that works on glass and ask her to shut one eye and trace some of what she sees. If the location is suitable, you could line up students from the class outside at different distances. Then talk about the drawing and ask her what she notices. Also, drawing a foreground figure or two is a far cry from filling a sheet of paper. Sometimes getting kids to experiment with backgrounds is a simple as giving them media that allows them to fill a page easily."}
+{"text":"How are you supposed to grow on social media as an artist?"}
+{"text":"Respond/interact with other accounts, it makes you more visible and others feel more engaged"}
+{"text":"monthly daily challenge things Please elaborate, Pepe-sensei."}
+{"text":"Did you try buying twitter premium?"}
+{"text":"inktober mermay pleinairpril figuary just off the top of my head, they're pretty difficult if you want every entry to look somewhat decent but for exposure posting daily like this in a common challenge is the best option"}
+{"text":"be good be active don't be from south asia"}
+{"text":"hates fun There's no fun. Doomerbro is depressed and he draws sad lolis. You're just a silly clown, that's why you don't understand."}
+{"text":"you forgot a word on that quote"}
+{"text":"bibisi hates fun"}
+{"text":"AMAZING AS ALWAYS LORD ORENJI SAMA IGNORE THOSE 2 LOSERS ABOVE ME ORZ ORZ"}
+{"text":"just tried to draw yotsuba"}
+{"text":"I like her anon, you should do more your lines are very clean"}
+{"text":"is this the flat-chested bitch that keeps banning me for uploading furry porn? why is an artist using /ic/ to share their work?!"}
+{"text":"Sure lets just flood this board with 50 threads everyday with random people posting their single work instead of using existing threads. Way to prove that you are just a tourist"}
+{"text":"@grok put this character in a bikini"}
+{"text":"Learn how to use the website stupid newfag"}
+{"text":"i believe it. but man i live in south america and i dont have the money for it."}
+{"text":"honse <3"}
+{"text":"She still doesn't have a name yet, any suggestions? I normally draw fanarts but ive been drawing this girl alot always. ><"}
+{"text":"I'd recommend LeBron"}
+{"text":"one eye, call her cyclops"}
+{"text":"Lequanisha"}
+{"text":"You guys are amazing i hope yall go far in life"}
+{"text":"Your other thread is still up. Are you a newfag?"}
+{"text":"General dedicated to posting and discussing art of either: 1. Manmade objects, vehicles, tool, weapons etc. (of any kind and any historical era, as long as they fall in the ballpark of \"technology\") and fictional derivatives of such 2. Objects,vehicles, creatures etc. that aesthetically fall into the visual space of mecha/robot/artificial/cybernetics etc. regardless of level of realism. Helpful to mention the level of realism, if any, you are taking into account in the art."}
+{"text":"I would love to see these with shading"}
+{"text":"Trying currently, bought greyscale markers for trad."}
+{"text":"some mechas from recently"}
+{"text":"Hey mechbro when you initially started drawing mechs was your perspective bad? How did you go about getting better at this? Did you use grids and practice simple point perspectives and kept you simple mechs respective to your perspective? Perspective seems to be the one thing I struggle with the most and I want to know how someone of your skill approached their studies?"}
+{"text":"armored core inspired mecha sketch"}
+{"text":"Art is ultimately about enjoying the art of making something and spending time polishing it. AI can automate third worlders trying to get fast xitter clout drawing moeblobs and porn to appeal to coomers and zoomers, but it cannot automate the meditative state you get from working on the fine details to distract you from this dying, senseless world."}
+{"text":"i thank god I've never drawn a dick in my life"}
+{"text":"ever since AI I deleted almost my entire 4chan drawthread delivery folder because it wasn't good enough except for 2 artists. It's like eating healthy good food (AI) and then going back to junk food (drawfags) and it just makes you sick."}
+{"text":"me me me me me me Who gaf? So they should be punished by having everything they draw contribute to their replacement? \"My definition of art means ai is ok or whatever\" you are a FAGGOT and you deserve to DIE"}
+{"text":"pyw /g/saar"}
+{"text":"You could have been drawing while writing those essays."}
+{"text":"How the fuck do you even draw anime? every other good artist uses entirely different proportions and stylistic choices"}
+{"text":"every other good artist uses entirely different proportions If you can see it you can copy it. Just do more copies until you figure it out."}
+{"text":"Well chat I messed up, I ran out of space. Might have to redraw to complete the rest of her head and ears."}
+{"text":"De-horsefied...can't have shit in Tracen"}
+{"text":"This thread is designed to be a space for women, by women. Fujos, Yumejos, and OC stacies welcome. If you are not a XX chromosome woman, do not post in this thread. Not looking for male opinions, male art, etc. Rules: the males must be attractive women must be drawn with the female-gaze in mind. No /femboy/trans/traps/futa. Go to /salt/ for that. If you want female advice on \"how do I draw x\" then go to /beg/. Nobody gives a fuck. No male yurifags, no faceless dudes, no femboy, no shota/ loli, no futa, no guro, no derailing thread. Nothing created to appeal to the male gaze. Thank you. If it does not serve women, it does not belong here. If your bait isn't accompanied by your own work, we do not care. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Please post more big men! I also draw them and it is really nice to see a like-minded girlie. This size difference is driving me crazy, I love it. The colors and effects you used are so pretty! I don't know what you did on the dark pinks and blues, but the textures there really sell the retro anime look for me."}
+{"text":"beautiful~ sexy cool.. BASED 1/2"}
+{"text":"i always crave your delicious big men..thank you for feeding me queen cutie pie!!! majestic~ sexyy 2/2"}
+{"text":"going through the animation exercise list, last two featuring my ocs"}
+{"text":"almost forgot this one featuring my alien boy Oda~"}
+{"text":"Thoughts ? Used to draw comics years ago for my school paper and I haven’t really doodled anything in ages. Had this idea in my head and thought it turned out pretty good"}
+{"text":"I dont get it, so the guy hopes Q-bert did NOT sign up, but Q-bert clearly did sign up This seems to be a frequent or foreshadowed event for the guy since he had the thought to say he hoped Q-bert 'did NOT sign up' but he still came?? On a first read I question the motivation of the main character, and the comic relief isnt great either so I'd give the manga a 4/10 as it stands"}
+{"text":"Do you not know who Q-Bert is anon? I would have added another text bubble in the last panel because I wanna know what first panel guy said. I’ll give it a strong 6/10"}
+{"text":"I used a free for commercial use outline to make this ruff sketch"}
+{"text":"Next time worry less about legal nonsense and more about finding an actually good ref to steal from."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"how the fuck are you supposed to shade? I picked up this loomis faggots book and it doesn’t explain it at all. Pic related is my attempt at first exercise. This is infuriating, why does for example my moustache look so much more retarded than his? It’s literally called “Fun with A Pencil” and says to use a pencil so why can’t I do it? Why is my shit so retarded and bad?"}
+{"text":"For me, I always decide a percentage before doing anything. 0% is no shading at all, 100% is black as the ace of spades. Also, fuck Loomis."}
+{"text":"but you didn't do any shading there"}
+{"text":"puke with a pencil"}
+{"text":"It looks like you don't draw very often, if at all, before this - so why did you expect your lines to look any good? It's some of your first drawings, give it time. You can't expect to be ripped from doing a single pushup."}
+{"text":"damn, i love drawing cartoon faces from the 50s so much it looks so appealing i cant wait to get commissions for my oc \"old fat man with a pipe\""}
+{"text":"6 years of drawing and im still dogshit"}
+{"text":"thoughts?"}
+{"text":"welcome to the club, man"}
+{"text":"You are brown and you were probably filtered by college entrance exams which measured IQ"}
+{"text":"Sure, as if people didn't just watch TV at home or go the pub before"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"It's that time again, doodle friends! Theme: Autumn, Halloween Map special: NO BLUE colors allowed! Sorry caeruleaphiles Rules: Claim a tile next to an existing tile Draw the tile and post it Make sure your tile aligns with the adjacent tiles Tile dimension: 200x200 pixels No AI Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Surely"}
+{"text":"Claiming D4. I promise it won't be too good."}
+{"text":"I lied!"}
+{"text":"Looks good, my dude."}
+{"text":"Thanks, my dude."}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"zoomer is demoralized by a clown making a balloon dog also that's AI"}
+{"text":"I don't even get the point of this thread. Is it that you think it's some insane skillmog to draw with your fingertip? It's the exact same motion as drawing with a pencil, the pencil is just there because our fingers don't leave a mark. Is it the short drawing time? It's a sketch. It looks like shit btw"}
+{"text":"I hope you don't anon, however us third worlders drawing on our chinese phones with cracked screens will always out perform you if you're not willing to make the best of what you currently have If you loved doing it; it would be easy"}
+{"text":"I'm a third worlder with no drawing tablet, no drawing tools. It's over. You can still improve with grit and your high trust status from getting commissions."}
+{"text":"Post still lives you've painted and talk about still lives"}
+{"text":"not a still life but 4 more isolated objects from the same day:"}
+{"text":"thought it was shit from the catalog thumbnail click thought it was a pile of chocolates from thread thumbnail expand nice brush, anon, i can smell the varnish from this image"}
+{"text":"I like these in particular, do you construct them properly at the start? I have trouble with copying things I see because I tend to just do the outline first, which works sometimes but does get wobbly here and there."}
+{"text":"I do a rough outline of the blocky shapes first, but nothing elaborate. I don't have any pictures because I've never saved any wips of them. Some objects require more delicate outline work, if the shape is particularly easy to draw incorrectly."}
+{"text":"I see, thanks anon. l have to keep practicing and it'll probably come easier sooner or later."}
+{"text":"Why are you all so zealously against AI? I am not trying to trigger you, I am just genuinely curious. This hatred and trying to cancel AI is identical to when the Industrial Revolution started being common, and people thought that agriculture and manual labor would be over. Turns out all that was false. If you are against AI because you have a fear that human-made art will go extinct, that fear is irrational."}
+{"text":"You will be againt AI too, just wait."}
+{"text":"The industrial revolution was a mistake"}
+{"text":"Get used to the new world, old man. Everything done to restrict AI and datamining will now only strengthen the corpos."}
+{"text":"You're just an operator of a machine and call yourself an artist. Ofc you can make VNs with it but was that really why anyone learns art? The equivalent to downloading a mod and calling it game dev. I want to create something that is mine, not just enable, maintain, and market some imitation product made by a computer/Indian"}
+{"text":"Everything done to restrict AI and datamining will now only strengthen the corpos. \"Erm, everything you do to stop bad thing, actually help bad thing, hur hur hur\" Shut up."}
+{"text":"I need as many guides as possible for drawing large Butts that look like this."}
+{"text":"stop samefagging, go draw"}
+{"text":"nta, can you stop falling for the bait, you look like a raped retard screaming with your ass wide open."}
+{"text":"shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"where are you in art joungey?"}
+{"text":"I followed this, but jumped from confused to exploring, because I'm not a retard."}
+{"text":"So I started doing one course and kind of petered out but it got my lines a lot smoother. Now I'm doing Artwod as practice and I think its doing good work on making me practice digitally and firm up my fundamentals."}
+{"text":"right here"}
+{"text":"I'm at the end of this chart which is to the right and not visible"}
+{"text":"I want to quit but I can't I feel bad when I draw but I feel even worse when I don't draw"}
+{"text":"who /nightdraw/ here? quiet in serene with headphones(lo-fi hiphop beats/etc lol) if you please cozy lamp and blanket dim glow of screens and orange light of the lamp the sound of the pen/paper/etc hitting the paper this is what made me start drawing more too"}
+{"text":"yes but audiobooks, esp. large data statistics books or deep history."}
+{"text":"Drawing while listening to trance and bigbeat somehow made me better"}
+{"text":"I should nightdraw more, thanks for the advice, OP!"}
+{"text":"I draw at night less because it's comfy, and more so because I'm a horrific nightowl and have a terrible internal clock. Half the time I'm going to bed well after the sun has risen again. I live like a raging party boy, but without all the fun social aspects and experiences they have, ha ha. I assume they mean that because Australia is on the other side of the world, they're able to see a lot more streamers late at night because of the time difference. So when it's late at night in Australia, it's prime time for the rest of the English speaking world."}
+{"text":"you aren't supposed to listen to trance, and I hope you aren't listening to classic trance, or else I am going to find out where you live and I will have to kill you personally"}
+{"text":"When do you know that art is not for (You)? t. /beg/ going on 6 years"}
+{"text":"good shit, man, indicates a lot of volume with just a few strokes. That's currently one of my biggest issues, I do hundreds of tiny tweaks and spend way too much time to get results."}
+{"text":"That's amazing, and I suspect it's a super educational practice.Do you get your references from any one particular place/site?"}
+{"text":"You think so? thanks! Funnily enough I think I struggle with not really taking the time with those tweaks, I don't refine or finish often, and it bothers me. The problems you have are solutions I want and vice versa."}
+{"text":"I just go on pinterest and search for w/e I'm studying at the time if I want real photos. For style/stylization studies I mostly browse artstation."}
+{"text":"I don't want to look ridiculous to normies or my entourage, I just want to stop drawing like a braindead toddler and draw like a npc, to at least avoid bullying (At least to make up for the fact that I am am a KHHV incel loser with no friends or gf)"}
+{"text":"What’s /ic/’s thought on this book? Good place to start?"}
+{"text":"Funny how every single thread on this board no matter how innocuous always devolves into madness"}
+{"text":"Great book, fun to draw from. Only problem is you need to know the basics of perspective and drawing forms so it's a good first figure book but not a day 1 beginner book. More like after you've practiced fundamentals for a few months Better than Loomis for a lot of people"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure the book has sections on basic forms and perspective."}
+{"text":"It does. How to draw the marvel way is honestly just a really great book, it goes over everything at a very basic level and in a fun way with superheroes. There was supposed to be a new modern version but I think it got canceled"}
+{"text":"It's women's fault, if they didn't gatekeep pussy so much, especially with ethnics, autism wouldn't be so off the charts of lately Don't lie niggers this book was a circlejerk from Stan Lee and for his clique of autistic retarded friends"}
+{"text":"Forgot to add, password is always www.itzmx.com"}
+{"text":"No, Thank YOU anon! you're the goat!"}
+{"text":"the realink michelangelo link is down for the artstudio pack (_) also I got the davinci packs on gofile YUhSMGNITTZMeTluYjJacGJHVXVhVzh2WkM5SVFrUnRUMkk9"}
+{"text":"Grab a handful of brushes Can never get the results that's shown in the brush thumbnail Randomly view a tutorial about making comics Recommended to draw at a high resolution like A4 size Suddenly getting the result from the brush preview Well color me retarded. I didn't think to make the canvas bigger for different results."}
+{"text":"link is up for me, or they just fixed it"}
+{"text":"Post doodles n sketches"}
+{"text":"Girls"}
+{"text":"thanks bud"}
+{"text":"bewbs"}
+{"text":"Random"}
+{"text":"Peehole fisting"}
+{"text":"the vanishing points meet at the station point at a right angle, correct? but there are many ways for that to be true, as seen in pic related. so how do you place the station point correctly in an established scene?"}
+{"text":"the pavement stones That would only be the case if the camera were facing the same direction as the stones. The camera is facing slightly more toward the front of the building than the side. but you wouldnt know its a square True, but ideally you'd have an object in the scene that you do know the rough dimensions of so you can find a diagonal. It doesn't necessarily need to be square. But you do need that third point either way. Even in the ideal case if your center line is actually in the center it's acting as the 0 degree vanishing point."}
+{"text":"see pic related for what i mean. regardless of how the stones are facing they make a pattern you can use to trace their convergence in that shot to a rough area, and it's not where the other anon placed the center of vision."}
+{"text":"Why would the stones converge toward the center of vision? It converges toward it's vanishing point, like everything else."}
+{"text":"hm, yeah, dumb assumption on my part."}
+{"text":"How to use any of these nonsense in mine then. The fun is, very hard so... Is it, the more-god, then?"}
+{"text":"ITT: We draw beary"}
+{"text":"He can't even cheat well"}
+{"text":"You just know a third worlder made this. Browns, blacks and poverty people always have this distinguishable style or habit that I can tell."}
+{"text":"Are you sure it's a trace? It reminds me a lot of the early shitty newgrounds porn game artwork; stuff like Meet'n'fuck or Frank's Adventure... Well, maybe they were all tracers, haha."}
+{"text":"He Who?"}
+{"text":"Frank's Adventure that one was entirely traces and straight up stolen art"}
+{"text":"A lot of tracers give themselves away with the details they modify, in this case the huge tits and anime face."}
+{"text":"/ic/ getting mogged by a kid What excuses are you going to use this time?"}
+{"text":"Where's your copy? Hmmm?? ;3"}
+{"text":"I want to fund hiring some caribbean gangsters to beat the shit out of that fat autistic fuck."}
+{"text":"It must be very, very lonely for people like this. You share your stuff online and all you get are vapid comments like \"this is so inspiring ::fire emoji::\" and \"Brilliant!\" and \"love this so much\". Vapid comments and the only thing going for you is your age."}
+{"text":"honestly, it belongs in the zoo"}
+{"text":"getting mogged by a kid do people actually care about this? im happy for him, he has a hobby he enjoys and is good at the world is way too big to think you're going 1v1 against every single artist on the planet"}
+{"text":"I’ve been drawing stuff like this since 2020, and I mainly focus on digital art i did on apps like ibis paint or ms paint. Most of my work is of 90s male cartoon furry characters that I want to fuck or my husbandos, but I draw them in a adorable toony style that’s sort of my own spin on things. Lately, I’ve been feeling kind of stuck with a few aspects of my art, and I’d really appreciate some constructive feedback or tips from anyone willing to help. One of the things I struggle with is the fucking shading and shadows. My drawings are usually in flat color, and whenever I try to add lighting or depth, it just looks too off. I’m not sure if I’m overthinking it or just missing something about how light and color theory works. Also, I’ve noticed that my outlines sometimes look kind of deformed or wobbly not in a cool stylistic way, but more like they’re not structured enough. It’s frustrating because I can sort of see the style I want in my head, but I’m having trouble getting it down on the canvas. Majority of my art is influenced by some other toony artists I’ve known online like minus8 for example, and that guy motivated me to post here and other rule 34 sites try to grow more seriously. If anyone has advice, resources, or just general thoughts, I’d love to hear it."}
+{"text":"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. You begin partnerships and networking with ease; facilitation and rhythm help you move forward. The mass of experience cushions beginnings, and a supportive environment encourages new growth. Ahead, a clear foundation invites confident action and fosters a community that thrives together. A range of styles mixes with steady guidance: small adjustments and careful pacing make complex paths manageable. Bold choices balance with steady support to sustain energy through change. Leadership and practical skills combine to shape progress and keep momentum steady. Smooth rhythms and thoughtful structure guide everyday practice. Presenting ideas with clarity helps overcome obstacles, and steady focus sustains work over time. Intentional habits and consistent routines produce reliable outcomes. Maintaining healthy boundaries and attentive care prevents overwhelm. Strength grows through deliberate effort and well-timed rest, while small, steady steps build lasting resilience and effectiveness. Approach new challenges with measured curiosity and adaptable routines. Blending passion with structure creates room for creativity and practical achievement, letting you grow confidently while keeping balance and purpose."}
+{"text":"Anyone signing up for anything this month/Q1? I want feedback from someone who knows what the fuck they're doing."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Tell them that they're hopeless and to pick up fishing or something instead."}
+{"text":"miserable crab"}
+{"text":"Embodied Josh took this course he took a lot of courses, over 5k$ worth of courses, in fact"}
+{"text":"is the one in OP available somewhere?"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Does graffitti have a place in /ic/ has anone done graffiti lawfully?"}
+{"text":"It's the only piece of graffiti that never got covered up and it's already been several years since I did it. it's on google maps and even got made into a Pokestop and deemed it a \"mural\". doing graffiti lawfully Kind of defeats the purpose in my mind. Look for an area in your community you don't think anyone wouldn't mind you tagging and try to beautify it. Not the other way around where people deface nice things with scrawl. I like stencils because the end result looks nice and is easy to pull off. I basically drew out the anime girl and had to think how to cut out the pieces so that when I would spray it, the negative space would work out to be the dark part of the image. You have to think in reverse and make sure the pieces won't fall out from not having an \"anchor\" to the rest of the piece. The top two fingers making the V fell off afterwards and you can see why. After I finished cutting out the anime girl black parts of the image I made another stencil that was a cut out square roughly the size of the outside edges of the anime girl for the yellow part. Waited until evening, sprayed the yellow square, briefly waited for it to dry, then slapped the anime girl stencil part over it and sprayed that with black spraypaint. Someone even walked by while I was doing it and largely ignored me. I like graffiti because it feels honest where the artist doesn't need credit and if it stays up, that means people liked it. You could turn a desolate dumpster or otherwise crappy area into something beautiful. Godspeed."}
+{"text":"Nice tag anon. how long did it take you to stencil that out? Would you change anything if you could do it again? Finding an unassuming place is the key to it, you want to pick a place where people would not notice unless they actually explore their environment/don't have it in their direct view when walking, driving, etc. You might make a fucking masterpiece, but all it takes is a few nimby mofos to ruin it for everyone. the more complaints in a short amount of time, the higher likelihood of your tag getting covered. Also helps to you know, not get caught/gives you more time to work. Oh, and also it is not a great idea to cover up any text or numbers, those are there for a reason and your tag will be scraped off and piss off whomever is forced to do it. I usually us multiple stencils. Spray paint the background, and slowly over awhile start adding on the layers. Using the canvas to its full potential can really bring out a work. get creative."}
+{"text":"The ancient Romans had a name for it. I think it was called a Fresco. Few survive because art done in this style is often difficult to preserve."}
+{"text":"Vaughan Bodé contributed damn near as much as Moebius but he's tragic and horny so we don't talk about him"}
+{"text":"I like street art, but let's be honest, the vast majority of graffiti is nigh unreadable squiggles that barely constitute legible writing, much less art, or anything to be appreciated. There's also the problem of graffiti, when not being alien glyphs, is often being highly pretentious political statements, like banksy... I think I'd prefer the squiggles. All this said, I always wanted to give street art a go, but don't think I ever can. Beyond being a pussy, I think I'd over think every location and feel bad about potentially vandalising someone's private property (a big no no in my eyes). When I was a kid people would spray paint our front fence and mail box - it's very demoralising and just makes your house look like utter shit, and I wouldn't want to do that to someone else, even if I'm doing a nice piece of art. Cute piece."}
+{"text":"Probably a big part of that was the institution of art as a discipline, they didn't do it for fun. Maybe Europeans are just enjoying the artistic freedom they never had."}
+{"text":"You can see sort of the same thing with superhero comics, the \"type.\" The heroes are all 9-10 heads tall, muscular, square-jawed with low brows and narrow eyes (see Bruce Wayne, Superman, etc.). Even if there is variation between artists, most artists still develop a type of their own (or borrow it from what came before). The exception would be someone like Mort Drucker, who seemed never to draw the same face twice, and could not only capture likenesses brilliantly in his caricatures, but could invent distinct characters from imagination from a seemingly endless store of material (the latter skill almost certainly developed as a result of the former). Picrel is a Burger King ad featuring all invented Drucker people."}
+{"text":"The big takeaway I've learned from this thread is people generally don't look at older works in anime or have never seen anything that's not the immediately current thing on crunchyroll or whatever, because this wasn't really a problem before the 90s and the bubble bursting. the drastic shift in budgets forced staff to find ways to build shorthand contexts they could use on multiple series right away, leading to alot less viability for unique styles and more of a lean towards those shorthands. This became especially true when cels were finally phased out. That's not to say there aren't a fewthings here and there that don't experiment. the mecha genre especially loved trying new ways to draw characters, with Xabungle and Escaflowne being standouts for having the most interesting takes. in short: stop looking at the same shit all the time and thinking that only the averages matter."}
+{"text":"Dunbine edges out Xabungle for interesting media imho"}
+{"text":"Anime from the '80s and '90s is freaking awesome. The introduction of CGI was a turning point for the worse. Even the \"simple\" styles of the early '80s are wonderful and very appealing."}
+{"text":"I am very new to drawing. Right now my process is drawing the outlines with regular lead pencils and then color with dry colored pencils But it makes a mess as you can see in the character's face. It looks like the lead is smudging. Would better pencils and paper help here? Anything I can do so lead is secured on paper? What are my alternatives that allow correction when I make mistakes? I would like to draw outlines with lead because it is erasable. But mixing them with me colored pencils seems to be a no go. I heard about those dough like erasers that can erase dry/wax based colored pencils (so I can use black dry pencil instead) but they don't seem to be very good"}
+{"text":"new color1 Start with a graphite pencil to build your sense of value first."}
+{"text":"Aria Good taste. The zoomers here don't even know this quality show exists. Best shit to watch on a Sunday evening with a nice cold drink."}
+{"text":"Wait...that IS from Aria, right? Or did you just steal the design and remove details?"}
+{"text":"Sort of reminds me of tarot cards."}
+{"text":"Who's man enough to take this week's ArbiterWolf challenge?"}
+{"text":"And your reference"}
+{"text":"i do exactly that and i still can improve and experiment somewhat no fucking excuses"}
+{"text":"Damn, shading is HARD. First time i managed to create an fully-shaded face without it turning into a complete travesty. I know you set out a value scale and assign it to your surfaces, but somehow i always mess it up and just YOLO that shit... Gave her too much cheek i guess, and the nose and mouth are pointing in different directions, but whatever. You can do it, maybe try a different method if you struggle. I've been banging my head against the loomis method for months - actually now i'm feeling might be a bit of a beginners trap (as a /beg/, you're gonna be happy if u can draw a box in perspective, much less sculpt an abstract head shape). ~6 weeks ago i pirated the Watt Atelier's Head drawing fundi course and Brian Knox's approach (simplified Reilly method) is much more forgiving for portraits."}
+{"text":"Maybe. I've been drawing for years and im still beg. I decided recently to do one last push of studying art to see if i can get good, and if not im calling it quits. I'm not quite as bad as that guy, but i should be much better than i am. Just stupid i guess."}
+{"text":"Ougg he's so cute!"}
+{"text":"Crossposting. I'm going to attempt to ink, watercolor, and pencil in this sketch. I don't know how to recreate the rainbow effect traditionally though, or if the composition looks weird. I might have my OC hold out a finger with a butterfly. Not sure about the foot touching the water either. Bunny boys replenish my soul."}
+{"text":"Can someone send a link to the 'cord? It expired in the fyi. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Just comfirmed that the link here  is still active, Try loging back into discord to see if it's working for you."}
+{"text":"Is there a rule to how much a value has to be for a drawing to start looking like a 3d form?"}
+{"text":"lmaooooooo"}
+{"text":"Yes, if you can easily identify the core shadow as dark and the lights as lighter. If I were to color pick the lights and shadow from this image they’d look very similar and mushy, with no dark and light color too."}
+{"text":"in a round about way, yes. if the values are too close together it will be washed out. stark contrasts amplify shapes."}
+{"text":"The amount of value isn't relevant, you can get away with having literally 2 values. Just look at any typical hacky stencil art traced from a photo. The problem with your picture is that there is no clear direction where the light is coming from. Areas of light and shadow seem random, or undefined. A possible cause is a bad reference. Flat boring studio lighting doesn't make for the best refs, but if the ref has really nice and clear shadows even a bad artist should be able to make a decent drawing out of it. For a drawing to look 3D, the shading needs to be consistent, clearly defined and logical. The rest is perspective and construction (not strictly values related). All of this you can get from a reference, like the drawer of the OP image tried to. If the end result doesn't look good, it's either a bad ref, or a failure in observation. Not because there's not enough value."}
+{"text":"loooooooooooooooooooooool"}
+{"text":"Does an app literally matter for a better drawing? I've always seen every professional and tutor uses a specific app"}
+{"text":"supposedly from a super secret chinese website or sum, fr"}
+{"text":"I tried MyPaint of all things recently, and it's lovely to draw in. But there's a problem (two in fact). It has basically no image editing tools - I really just need resize, and it doesn't even have that. And my mouse would randomly stop working in the program every 20 minutes, where I'd then have to relaunch it. That shit combined was bad enough to make me switch to Drawpile which has the MyPaint brush engine built in. I wish it was a little more polished, because it genuinely reminded me of drawing in MS Paint '98 in how no-bullshit it was, while having everything else I wanted. It has this \"infinite\" canvas starting out that you make smaller instead of bigger and most of the screen clutter disabled by default (easy to enable), just really neat. Other than that, SAI is the best for my style of painting, I've found. That Watercolor brush just melts colors like warm butter. CSP is still the best bang for buck and I'm used to it. But I pretty much hate painting in at this point, something just always feels off. Good for image editing and I guess drawing."}
+{"text":"What did he mean by this"}
+{"text":"No, what matters is how comfortable you are with it so you can just muscle memory everything related to the software and shortcuts and use your brain to focus on drawing."}
+{"text":"What is a good paper to make a flipbook for animation?"}
+{"text":"i use post it notes at my work"}
+{"text":"Makes a thread about flipbooks Doesnt include a gif of flipping the flipbook As usual, Op is a massive faggot."}
+{"text":"I'm entirely convinced that people here recommend drawabox just to get /beg/s to quit drawing because of how boring and tedious the course is, giving them the false idea that all art is that mind-numbing. Like look at this shit bro, this does nothing for you while being extremely annoying to do. At the very least, if someone is insistent on drawabox, they should have at least 6 months of drawing behind them, but then the course would be useless and redundant anyway"}
+{"text":"IMO the reason we get so many threads is because Drawabox proponents are rather sensitive to critiques. The 50/50 rule isnt particularly useful, since the very early lessons arent particularly useful to approach drawing things of your interest. If for example you took a drawin 101 class, the things like drawing from observation, measuring, values etc... are instantly appliable since you can always use the new observational drawing techniques to study art you like, or to draw around you. Theres no need to go full retard about form either, simply showing how you could draw the 4 basic shapes and then simply telling the student to go out and draw box like objects (televisions, phones, drawers) cylinder like objects (vases, arms to an extent etc) for a long time should be enough without the need for [arbitrary number] challenge. And another counterpoint, the author seems to imply that the only way to get good is to do exercises you absolutely hate for half of your time and then drawing what you enjoy for the another half of the time, thats just nonsense. you should just draw what you want and study things directly related to whatever is it youre trying to make. If you are a wagie and you only have 1 hour to draw, are you really using half of your free time to do something you absolutely hate?"}
+{"text":"Drawabox proponents Where are these people? These are just permabeg circlejerk threads anon. Every one of these threads devolves into \"200 box brown nigger person look at bad art heckin kekerino my fellow redditors please updoot my performative racism\"."}
+{"text":"Fair. Cant say youre wrong, but on reddit and youtube you can find these guys and they wont accept any form of criticism to the course. My main frustration is that they dont seem to understand the difference of something being challeging but engaging vs Torture (Op's pic)"}
+{"text":"That's because they're all capital P Permabegs. They don't like drawing, none of it is engaging for them. They just want to will giantboobanimegirl onto paper without putting in the effort and blame everyone but themselves for not being able to do so."}
+{"text":"Draw a box is only good for getting criticism on basic perspective and form. If you doing anything beyond 0-1 lessons then yeah you will be a perma beg. Its suggested because its free, you get a course with community feedback. Which people on ic love to complain about but have only offered money alternatives. I am sure if a better form and perspective course that was free and easily found was offered that it would be suggested instead. Also Hozure a riot artist suggest DAB in his own discord, he is the standard for industry. You should not be talking out of your ass. That's perma beg mentality there, you don't have to use DAB but you don't just learn how to do perspective form by drawing shitty animu 3/4 heads. There are specific fundamentals you need direction on and both of those separates why some artists symbol draw and why other people don't. If people understood it intitutively we wouldn't see many perma begs or people hard stuck int. Perspective and form courses are boring. I have yet to see a fun one. If you can't sit down and do basics of those fundies then just literally just do 10 minutes of it a day if you are incaptable of sitting. Any new artists or people can't draw, advice I give for people who think like this is, art isn't gonna be all fun. There is technical shit you have to learn and it will be boring. What you find boring will be diff from other people but that is part of the proccess of drawing and painting. There are people who hate rendering but like end result. People who hate studying value because its boring but benefit from it. If you wanted all fun hobby, quit art now. It's very rare to enjoy entirity of art. People quit art regardless if they do DAB because it gets harder, if you don't want to do it at the boring parts then good luck getting to level you wish to. It's why \"Just draw\" is even a saying. People who just can't stand the boring parts stop drawing due to it regardless what that boring thing is."}
+{"text":"How do you start drawing something like this from imagination"}
+{"text":"just imagine cloth and then draw what you see in your head o algo"}
+{"text":"by learning the principles of how it is formed."}
+{"text":"Cloth folds are very rarely referenced instead of constructed anew"}
+{"text":"there are just 7 types of folds"}
+{"text":"Hm? Not him but OP's was drawn from life with a 95%+ probability. What they did back then was often to soak a piece of drape in plaster or clay, I don't recall exactly, position it, wait for it to dry, and then paint it. It helps with keeping the drape unchanged, so that it could be studied for extended period of time. Same as with anything: study from life or reference meticulously at first, many times, monochromatically. Then train memory and or invention, starting by articulating the main volumes and going finer from there. (haven't been there in a while, wtf with those captchas)"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FACES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"Yeah, i'm learning this the hard way... Drawing animal faces is way easier in comparison, you just have to add the defining feature of the animal and that's it, it'll read as what it's supposed to be... If only people had the same face..."}
+{"text":"stop being autistic and draw human faces"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FECES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FECES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"What's the best ref for expressions and line placement? When I'm dealing with stuff like furrowed or raised eyebrows I don't know how many scrunched lines is too much"}
+{"text":"Nothing amazing just wanted to post this sketch somewhere."}
+{"text":"To be fair this is one of the best threads on /ic/"}
+{"text":"Is it really consistently that bad?"}
+{"text":"I don't like to shit on people, but every time I pop in it's the same five homos having a social club and giving one-liner critiques that don't really help."}
+{"text":"Idk I try to help when someone ask for critique. Maybe you focus too much on bad stuff."}
+{"text":"Considering most of the threads here are /v/ tier ragebait nothing of value got lost"}
+{"text":"how do I tell if I enjoy doing art, or just the idea of being an artist and forcing it to give my life meaning"}
+{"text":"Are you sure it's that? Does the lack of creativity manifest as not knowing what to draw when you grab pen and paper? A lot of the time, fear of failure is a big roadblock. It happens even to people who'd you consider advanced artists. A friend of mine who paints really well, and other couple people I know who have really great output, all told me that sometimes in one way or another they feel like they get this anxiety about their successful work being just random chance, and that they don't really know how to draw, and just got lucky. Often the biggest roadblock is these mental barriers. But, if you're just not sure about what to do, that's normal. Only people I see who are able to just draw something on the spot, are people who draw constantly. But you said you get the urge to create art. Doesn't that urge manifest as ideas? I myself have been trying to just not think and draw more. Currently just throwing myself at painting random environments to practice contrast and color mixing. But even with that clear goal, there can be a lot of hesitation."}
+{"text":"People who like to draw don't think about the title of \"artist\" except when they try to show other people their art and they say \"wow! So when are you going to work for xyz company???\" Artists only call themselves artists when they're making money or literally still a kid/teen and think they're going to graduate and immediately make money off of their art... Or have a high school mentality and think calling themselves an artist will get their parents pleading for them to get a job to stop."}
+{"text":"dip your toes into other creative hobbies or ones that require hands on input like model building, car repair, or wood working and see if you enjoy that more"}
+{"text":"cornf"}
+{"text":"Nobody who actually enjoys art has to ask if they do or don't."}
+{"text":"This may be a stupid question but, What makes a pose express that a person is feeling awkwardness or that is uncomfortable? I've tried to look for tutorials or comments about this but everything is just about dinamic poses and most of those look relaxed or confident."}
+{"text":"I want a tomgirl gf so badly... I think I found my calling... To draw cute flustered tomgirls..."}
+{"text":"look into body language and character acting stuff. Usually, a closed off or \"inward\" pose expresses discomfort (think arms crossed, slouched, knees turned in, chin down) almost as if a person is curling up to protect themself and hide from the world. Try making your character take up less space - notice how in the reference image, the character is surrounded by blank space on either side and their arms are squeezed against their body. Conversely, \"open\" gestures signal confidence, strength, and relaxation. This is pretty important knowledge in communication and business jobs too, as your body language really does make a difference on how you're viewed. Our monkey brains are hard-wired to look for signs of hostility or fear, which could signal a nearby threat. Next time you have a conversation, try actively thinking about keeping an open and relaxed (but not too relaxed) posture, and you'll notice people will be more amicable and take you a little more seriously. It also subconsciously helps you feel more confident. bottom line, inwards/defensive poses are what you're looking for, so try to avoid having outwards facing body parts or wide stances."}
+{"text":"Are we looking at the same image? If you look at the skirt the folds from where its pulled down are much more accurate than AI is likely to produce and theres slight transparency showing the outline of her hips. AI would have major trouble doing that on account of the fact it lines up with the legs while being subtle. the ankle might be weird but that could be explained by maybe taking a break in the middle of the process and a bit of tunnel vision"}
+{"text":"tomgirl Anon... that's not the same as tomboy. Unless you're a chaser I guess, then go right ahead."}
+{"text":"2026 What is your first official (meaning you drew + finished it 100%) work of the New Year? Mine's is pic related"}
+{"text":"As far as I can figure, this is my first completed work of the year. I love my wife."}
+{"text":"bluesky Is it good or just FoTM social media site?"}
+{"text":"Can you prove it that you're Shinda292?"}
+{"text":"why you would even ask something so silly? You're right, most straight men can tell when a woman or a gay man draw something aimed at them, the art always miss something like there's no sexual energy, no desire, it's just a generic naked woman looking at the camera, it's AI prompt / Sakimeme tier of boring slop."}
+{"text":"Idk it's just another place to put my drawings for me. I get slightly better engagement on there than on twitter."}
+{"text":"If I start right now as at 0 experience, how long would it take to escape /beg/? nigga"}
+{"text":"You're probably completely retarded if you can't do [Thing] properly after 1000 hours even"}
+{"text":"Scientists recently came out and said the 10k hours thing is bullshit and you get good at stuff way before that"}
+{"text":"what does tmmswe have to do with howies and drawing???"}
+{"text":"fucking no Why can't you people set realistic goals? It's why you can't stick with it, you expect too much and put yourself on a timeline. Draw for today."}
+{"text":"There is Hope (Keep Hope Alive Edition)"}
+{"text":"Im drawing things you people couldnt even begin to comprehend. These things defy all known laws of physics and break the calculations of the human brain."}
+{"text":"Stop making your mother cry."}
+{"text":"That looks like a cat I have one of those"}
+{"text":"Kyubey?"}
+{"text":"show feets"}
+{"text":"just be female on 4chan bro"}
+{"text":"Post work stations"}
+{"text":"not enough funko pops for your taste?"}
+{"text":"A funkopop would be less corposlop than that desk. It looks like the office cubicle no one works at. All the personality of a freshly built McMansion."}
+{"text":"a desk doesnt need a personality, it has to be functional. this allows me to work long hours both at my remote job and when drawing. i dislike decorations and clutter. have a nice day"}
+{"text":"Looks like my desk, except with books next to the monitor. Was thinking of getting another monitor"}
+{"text":"winner of this thread"}
+{"text":"Why aren't you going to figure classes"}
+{"text":"nah I went to a drink n draw event and it was literally that. Your mileage may vary, but living near a college town makes it so that you get a lot of these, but also a lot of people who go for funsies."}
+{"text":"drink n draw you went to an event made for socializing and got mad when you had to socialize. You are retarded"}
+{"text":"The amount of socially inept losers who clearly haven't been in an adult working environment in this thread speaks volumes of that culture this board has cultivated. Wash your balls niggas, I can smell the lot of you through the screen."}
+{"text":"I have a job and have had jobs since uni. Still a quiet autist. Nobody really likes it but I do my work, and I help out when needed (even if nobody asks) so nobody really complains. I probably won't become a CEO manager to makes one million a year but I can at least earn my daily bread"}
+{"text":"Clearly you haven't. It's just high school 2.0 all over again. Especially offices. With managers who will throw you under the buss to save their own ass. With the IT department leaking your browser history to the office gossiper. Adult daycare is overrated, fuck you."}
+{"text":"How much planning do you do before you start drawing?"}
+{"text":"I brainstorm for 8 hours while playing video games . Usually drunk"}
+{"text":"none, i literally just start. i work from imagination and do my studying separately. if there’s planning it’s done through drawing on the fly, like doing some rough passes for potential interactive poses for composition."}
+{"text":"I plant as I draft, I do multiple draws. I tell myself \"You're an artist, surely you can draw them multiple times as many times as it needs yes?\" It's ust like when I'm revising when commision drafts. A bit of a pain but worth it most of the time."}
+{"text":"Draw This In Your Style, inb4 Hard Round Brush."}
+{"text":"ok but why trace"}
+{"text":"My fav in threat."}
+{"text":"are you posting loli?"}
+{"text":"Wdym?"}
+{"text":"Do I just draw to get good? Then why so many different courses and youtube videos about how to get good? Someone has to be lying"}
+{"text":"Not many will tell you this, but the constant barrage of art tutorials and courses and books are no different than the same industrial-complex found within creative writing. Many hobbyists may flirt with an artistic medium, but few will commit to improving on a daily basis or taking it to a professional level. There are WAY too many people who get stuck buying books and watching videos or taking courses because they're in love with the idea of \"being an artist\" or are afraid to actually push themselves. Outside of \"common sense\" stuff, you don't need to engage with most of these videos or books. They will eat up valuable time that is better spent drawing or writing or whatever it is you want to do. In this case, it's drawing, but you musn't \"just draw\" because you risk falling into stagnation or learning incorrectly. The \"common sense\" stuff is the following: trace your photo reference do lots of contours of your subject draw your reference upside down break down your reference into shapes draw your subject on a glass sheet with a marker take your subject/reference, look at it, then take it away and draw it from memory (then draw it while looking at it, then repeat the first step) learn how to sculpt or crochet start doing origami on a daily basis Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The youtubers are obviously lying to get views (like most youtube tutorials)"}
+{"text":"Draw See what you lack or hate about it Study it Repeat Don't fall into the Youtube meme, they just repeat the same thing you would see on a book about it, but slower, with missing information and with a retard that doesn't know how to teach. Same thing with courses, ignore everything made by artists that aren't teachers. And even then, some of them are/became useless because they we're made with receiving feedback from the teacher and he may no longer do it (or not possible in case you pirated it)."}
+{"text":"Because most people are lazy and retarded. Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"youre making a logical leap that they drew for years on end between the two dates but the reality is they most likely drew very little comparatively to other activities"}
+{"text":"Why does the anime version look better? I know it's a copy and the original has a larger artistic value but still the anime version is more pleasing to the eye"}
+{"text":"Top suffering, a love truncated before it could even bloom, the baby is already dead but it knows it was loved and all the remaining light the mother has is trying to do its best in a final futile struggle bottom awooga zombie mama"}
+{"text":"i.e. weebs are retarded. The only way to top this bottom image for them would be to make the baby an anime girl."}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"suffering You know it's hard to see that when the majority of the artist's work looks like it is straight out of courage the cowardly dog"}
+{"text":"like i said brain damage"}
+{"text":"are drawing tablets worth it? i was thinking of getting one of these without the screens and transitioning to digital art since regular traditional drawing gives me backpain"}
+{"text":"My XP-Pen 01v2 works on fedora Linux but I can't get the open tablet GUI to detect it so I can configure my buttons. What do? Yes, but prepare for the adjustment period."}
+{"text":"hello does anyone know if the PTH451 works fine with modern OS's i use linux if that matters, im sure its too old for official updates, are there any community created drivers that allow the use of all of its features?"}
+{"text":"is the adjustment period that scary?"}
+{"text":"Honestly not really. I had a struggle getting back into it after not drawing for a while, expecting zero need to readjust, but then I told myself I was being a bitch and locked in. Just accept you'll have to do some warming up for a bit."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post your work and your socials"}
+{"text":"I thought you drew Twinkslop?"}
+{"text":"i prefer it, but ladies are what pay the bills"}
+{"text":"sigmamalechad unhirable"}
+{"text":"i prefer it Based ladies are what pay the bills Unfortunate yet understandable."}
+{"text":"Where did Bouguereau find a perfectly cubic stone in a cave but mainly how did he get a child to sit for hours for his paintings?"}
+{"text":"am i ugly"}
+{"text":"I don't know."}
+{"text":"They already had chisels, a wooden float and mortar back in the day"}
+{"text":"Man, in american comics it's exactly like that. Sometimes you see beautyful pencils in comicartgallery and then, interrior work of most marvel/dc comics are absolute shite, and when it's not 60% covered in hard shadows, it's shithouse ruined by inker or colorist like that one crying batman comic."}
+{"text":"Your posting on 4chan, so probably"}
+{"text":"Faux retro fanart"}
+{"text":"A 12 year old made this 500 years ago. What is your excuse?"}
+{"text":"He didn't have a wife or any romantic relationships (beyond writing poems and letters). Maybe that was to his advantage. When John Flaxman Sir Joshua Reynolds (President of the Royal Academy) that he'd just been married, Reynolds is said to have told him, \"Oh, then you are ruined for an artist!\" That wasn't actually the case for Flaxman, because his wife was supportive of his career (also, they didn't have any kids)."}
+{"text":"correction: When Joh Flaxman TOLD Sir Joshua Reynolds..."}
+{"text":"MFW finding out a 12 year old made that"}
+{"text":"While I think we're more privileged than ever, and it'd actually suck to go back 500 years the only benefit we have now is instant communication with people we don't like. You'd still have family 500 years ago, and health is not a problem because people in the past dont know about the tech we have now. Wht you don't know can't be used to judge the quality of your life, otherwise you have to concede that the times we live in are shit because in 500 years they will achieve world peace and UBI."}
+{"text":"White people are just different. There are 14 year olds leading armies and 7 year olds becoming Kings."}
+{"text":"Is drawing anime floating heads the fastest way to go /pro/ level?"}
+{"text":"bait, rage; engagement. try this at some point anon; sort the catalog by bump order so that the page 10 is up at top of the page. read the subject/comment of those threads and look at how many responses there are and check how old those threads. if you think about it, you can tell what type of threads those are and why they exist. those are the types of threads you might want to avoid if you happen venture back here. otherwise just go to a general because most threads are just 'strong' distraction bait. thus why felix's face is post three times when it's clearly that same person doing it for autistic reasons and not some sperg who \"oops, didn't notice there was already a thread about this, teehee.\" same with social media image posts."}
+{"text":"Oh it's that easy? Well shit, go do it! Dumbass retard, you realize this is why your life is bad? Because you need \"permission\" for everything, you'll never be anything more than what's prescribed to you. Because you're fucking stupid, unlike some Swedish gamer who figured out funny videos+consistency=success which is too much of a brain bender for you. Must be the university education."}
+{"text":"He's literally the opposite of a chud. What the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"PewDiePie is drawing these anime girls in 3/4ths, tremendous progress, folks. Everyone is so proud, the whole internet is cheering, WIT Studio invited him to Tokyo – BIG LEAGUE stuff! Nobody really cares what he does or doesn't do with his life, he's a WINNER, making millions while learning art. Fantastic! But then you have this total LOSER on 4chan's /ic/ – the same sad guy keeps making the same PewDiePie threads ever since the news blew up. Obsessed! He can't even post his own drawings because his art is so bad, it's embarrassing. Zero talent. So he ragebaits on a dead slow board just to get (You)s. Pathetic! Sad! Get a life, low-energy troll – Pewds is out here crushing it while you're still tracing stick figures. MAGA!"}
+{"text":"I need as many guides as possible for drawing large Boobs that look like this."}
+{"text":"[Prestige Photobook] Nipple Play Love Korikori Edition"}
+{"text":"Isn't 1 just the pectoralis instead of \"fat\"? sure there's there but feel your own body, the main shape comes from the muscle"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Still using Jewgle"}
+{"text":"\"HAHAHA! I HAVE POWER OVER YOU!\" *stays a /beg/* brown people should never have gained internet"}
+{"text":"He made it into /int/ in 3 months. Why are you still stuck in /beg/"}
+{"text":"this guy keeps winning, gosh even got to make it to Wit Studios. Kudos to him. I know it's shitty to say ' well if I didnt have to worry about money I could pursue whatever', but man congrats to him and fuck me I have to learn how to actually balance my time between life,bills, grind and more"}
+{"text":"You can’t learn a language past a certain age What kind of retarded cope is this? You can learn anything anytime you like. It’s just that learning a new language, especially one that is very far linguistically from your native (learning English from Swedish is much easier than learning Japanese) is really, really fucking hard and as people grow older, they lose patience they would have when they were children. When you’re a child, you do not have any choice in whether or not you understand the world, whereas as an adult, you can always retreat into something easier and safer because you already know a language. Neuroplasticity is a meme"}
+{"text":"Yeah, if anybody in our lifetime should be admired for just doing good as an everyday guy, Felix is one of them."}
+{"text":"threads like this reminds me that this board is filled with people who don't drew for atleast 5 years cause otherwise they would know that Pew is still on low-beg-area at drawing."}
+{"text":"i would imagine it's just one sperg posting pewdiepie every time he makes a new video, which probably isn't that often now that he's not /beg/ging for attention and after all those apologies he had to make for paying some jeets to make a sign saying \"kill all jews,\" Although, I will give credit where it's due for him and his gal leaving Europe. Although, he may be 20 years too late..."}
+{"text":"for me when i only need to post 2 shitty doodles and get half a mill views in a week."}
+{"text":"When I drew my grandmother"}
+{"text":"And what are you going to do with those views?"}
+{"text":"sit there for 6 months and not upload anything new"}
+{"text":"When I got my irasuto into a zine. I got two thousand clicks in a day. Felt amazing."}
+{"text":"When I started seeing my stuff pop up in random places."}
+{"text":"What's the etiquette of taking someone else's abandoned OC?"}
+{"text":"do what you want. it's the internet"}
+{"text":"That's an F16 you dummy baka"}
+{"text":"kike nigger it's funny how emotional kids like to string together \"bad words\" to communicate their emotions, regardless of if they make sense or not"}
+{"text":"It does make sense though"}
+{"text":"How many jewish hood black guys have you seen?"}
+{"text":"Post your inventions to get others to draw more"}
+{"text":"diabetic inducer 9000"}
+{"text":"Post your inventions to get others to draw more Being recognized for my League of Legends art in-game is quite the ferocious inspiration to get me to draw more. For those who draw vidya fan art, this should motivate you as well."}
+{"text":"My machine removes the 12 inch dildo from my obliterated asshole if I don't keep the pen on my tablet. If the pen is lifted from the tablet, after a small duration the dildo will slowly glide out of my expanded anus. Notice how I rendered the cheeks dripping with a mixture of both lube and extacy; that's also an essential part of the process. Otherwise, it will make multiple insertions a little uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"ITT: post your art we can guess your nationality and your app (digifag)/pencil quality (tradifag)"}
+{"text":"Good"}
+{"text":"Make a new guess"}
+{"text":"israel"}
+{"text":"Germany"}
+{"text":"nah, they're both United States"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It depends. In the movie industry, mostly in the beginning, a massive shitload of sketches are produced as quickly as possible to get a rough idea as to how things should look. There may be some light coloring, but that's if the producer or director sees potential in it. Look at any behind-the-scenes concepts from movies, tv or games, and you'll get the idea. Pic related, star wars."}
+{"text":"That's often a result of poor parenting. let's give the kid a console/phone so I can have some peace Or just genuine lack of interest. I guess people were more or less the same 50 years ago, but back then they had much fewer distractions. There was just TV and radio, so if you were bored, you either took up some hobby, read books or went out with friends."}
+{"text":"Back then our parents just took our gameboys and only gave it on the weekends and holidays. It was the same for my cousin and some neighborhood friends. So all that was left was to be forced to touch grass or play with legos or whatever. TV during the weekdays was pure agony in the early 2000s. The only days that mattered was Friday night and Saturday unless you rush on home at the speed of light and catch some random anime at 2:30PM before it drops off to soap operas."}
+{"text":"Does he speak japanese? Why dont pewdiepie just ask for a collab or private lessons with another western expat?"}
+{"text":"and that level of of /beg/ is archived with 2 years of drawing purely for fun, with barely any goals or time consumed btw (assume that he was focus on drawing 3/4 anime heads than gesture like the previous vids demonstrated) your average /beg/s here will spend 10x more time and effort drawing what they don't like and blame the guy for having more time and money than them"}
+{"text":"another week with yet another e-celeb literal who and how they have nothing better to do might as well appeal to.... who, exactly? this is yet another case of a person that scooped up cash by doing literally nothing and needs something to do besides just privately raising his kid with his \"\"\"hot\"\"\" wife in an onsen village. he's like a politician that lost an election and either becomes a lobbyist or a talking head on TV. If anything, he's actually making fun of people that crab/scratch at this. *leers at /ic/* he doesn't really care about making anything, the guy is fucking bored. he's probably doing a vid just to prove he's not traveled alone to the Suicide Forest, which is approximately located at..."}
+{"text":"Anyone know of artists who successfully combine painting with linework? I need examples/pieces that have pulled it off. It can be interpreted either way: painting done under linework or painting that mimics colored pencils/pastels and is more like drawing than painting. I hope I'm able to get my point across well enough, not sure how to articulate it more clearly. Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"Takato Yamamoto"}
+{"text":"Anime"}
+{"text":"chun-lo That one painting that he made with the blue hair woman with the tattoo is still one of the best works I've seen in the past decade."}
+{"text":"Any painting that isn't a European style oil painting? That's pretty much the only style that doesn't use lines"}
+{"text":"Nah. AI can't do my style yet. Grok thinks he's a bear lol. And I think any AI would make backgrounds better than I ever could, which would probably be more distracting than anything. My backgrounds are always just a wiggly ground line, and some dots and bumps as rocks or something."}
+{"text":"No it isn't."}
+{"text":"I don't, all I know is CSP is the best"}
+{"text":"Isn't Manga Studio just how CSP used to be named?"}
+{"text":"Manga Studio is what CSP used to be, so the code is built over it (which is why supposedly they've had issues optimizing it)"}
+{"text":"I been studying perspective lately and anything beyond the basics feel like math, I know that I'm dumb but drawing can't be that hard, right? Anatomy, color theory and light & shadow are a nightmare too. I can draw cartoons just fine, I read Preston Blair booklet multiple times, but anything beyond that is extremely hard..."}
+{"text":"instead of learning academically, you can try learning to draw intuitively, which ideally is what academic learning should do for you as well, but if you are too retarded for academia then you might wanna try and skip (ie. do master studies and shit). If even that doesn't help you grasp it, then yes you might be beyond salvation."}
+{"text":"I think it's because collectively we are being programmed with garbage information so the moment you need to actually analyze anything it feels like your brain is trying to learn German. It's not actually hard, it's just there is too much noise in our heads. Get rid of the noise. Stop the scrolling addictions and you might find a way to focus."}
+{"text":"I once had a student with mental retardation. We would spell out load the word \"stand\" and the kid would yell out load \"goat!\" to see if it was correct. I guess, to an extent, you're correct, but you could always just stick with lineart and inking. Making that look clean and cool is a discipline in and of itself."}
+{"text":"List them please I already know about about Gesture (Learn Anatomy First) 8 Heads Rule (Meme thought up by COOMis so he could get paid, he was paid by the word) Rendermaxxing (DOES NOT MATTER!! Fundies about lines, shapes etc. matter more) Anything else I should avoid?"}
+{"text":"This is the most retarded take on this entire board. If someone of higher skill is actually able to edit my work and point out its flaws even if I didn't ask for it, I would be grateful. This is an artwork and CRITIQUE board, you absolute fucking moron."}
+{"text":"\"Just draw\" is a trap by design. It's suppose to filter the people who don't enjoy drawing. Too many addicts looking for shortcuts who think they can get carried like it's a moba fail this test and are often caught just collecting art books and never actually experiment with the knowledge or draw something for fun."}
+{"text":"why so upset Irshad? Your scheme is quiet obvious for anyone with an IQ above 100."}
+{"text":"Gesture is whatever the fuck I say it is, I have the pencil, not you"}
+{"text":"I like to walk the walk instead of talking the talk. Haven't gotten around to making blog, though. I'm considering doing it once I hit the arbitrary number of 1000 hours in Krita."}
+{"text":"-So I'm curently learning to use Krita and mixing it to trad. As you can see it's not great but hey there's a first to everything => thus what I'm asking for feedsback. I am very bad at computer so Krita is very new to digital art. So with Bluebiscuit and Biekkia (I want to avoid using to much ressources), my objective was to learn to draw people, by tracing model with basic volume (way before Learning anatomy) => Plus it's those exercices promoted by Bluebiscuit (big inspiration btw). I also want to Apply it to animals. But I Don't know whether or not it's a correct method (mostly avoiding to just tracing thus not learning) NB : red on the \"not traced\" is the basic muscles from Bitekkia -I have a second problem : How do you manage study and just fun : Like Learning krita, boxes, perspective, color theory, anatomy, avoiding same face syndome, how to do a comic, composition, … and I know that it's suposed to learn bit by bit but in the end I stil can't draw what I want to do (ie no studies), maybe blank page syndrome Could you give me a hand on this, plz ?"}
+{"text":"I think your non traced version looks way better. You'll learn more without tracing. Id recommend making a nice size krita document and then zoom in so your work area is just a small corner of the full page. Then find whatever gesture reference (youtube has endless animal documentaries). Do a 5-10 min study and then pan over to a clean spot and do another drawing. You can fit like 25 drawings. Then make a new layer and hide the previous one and do it again! Experiment with different brushes. Maybe do a whole page with one brush and then the next with another. Play around and tinker. See how different brushes affect your drawings. Then later on you can go back and look over these big pages of work to track your progress"}
+{"text":"Anon would you kindly share the original ref pic you used there? I can't find the sauce online."}
+{"text":"Your not traced has more sol"}
+{"text":"I would say the one thing that stands out to me about the Not Traced version is the arms look a bit stuck out on a plane rather than set back and slightly bent. To answer the question about balancing fun and study, you can just put it on the same canvas/image but on a different layer. Like box studies and then a spaceship over it or whatever. With digital I found out I can basically treat layers as scrap paper to get out the funkiness of the start of drawing that day and then delete it afterwards."}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"what does it take to draw vixens exactly like this"}
+{"text":"3 years of drawing nothing but boxes in perspective"}
+{"text":"a healthy understanding of stylized anatomy and a clear vision of what you want to draw. Effortless drawing takes a lot of time"}
+{"text":"Is she gonna eat the rabbit?"}
+{"text":"Knowing the artist, She'll eat her out instead."}
+{"text":"As a newbie, should I pick an artist and copy their style? It seems like a fun goal"}
+{"text":"I don't need to post jack shit to tell you that your book is a sad joke. It's complete dogshit, everything about it is wrong and evil."}
+{"text":"Thousands of people were helped by my method Lotta begs, you mean. How come you haven't posted any work, yourself? Lots of people go viral, that's what lolcows are. Besides your claims of them being outdated, you haven't denied any other critiques of your \"guide\". In a general sense, the work lacks depth. Whatever you think you teach, you're not unique. Your general approach is a worse version of what Betty Edwards teaches, but she's actually qualified to do so. Let me make an anecdote: In my line of work, we have these special education achievement contests. They vary a lot; some like to dance, some like to do sports, and others like to do art. However well they think they are doing, we are all looking at them with the inherent understanding, that (unless they are the extreme exception) they will never amount to anything. This is how I look upon your work. Your most popular video was a clickbait, and the rest have around 200 to 1500 views. That's because, anyone with half a brain can tell, this will not work. Say what you will about Drawabox, at least he posts his work online and is transparent. Yours reads like a scam, but a bad one were you're not making any money from it. Which part of \"I'm a teacher\" is difficult to comprehend? I'm not posting my professional work, here. Unlike you, I actually work for a living."}
+{"text":"And here's another reason."}
+{"text":"Assuming you're a complete beginner, here's my recommendation: Yes, but also read and copy the illustrations in Bridgman Constructive Anatomy. Doing these two simultaneously will increase your skills tremendously fast. I usually do 10 minutes on bigger more thorough studies, and 3-5 minutes per smaller drawing study. It doesn't matter that it's bad, or that you didn't finish it, take a few notes, mentally or written down, and move on to the next one. As a side note too; remember to practice basic forms in perspective. Cubes, cones, cylinders, some of them combined, all in perspective, like stated before. I usually do these in front of the television in the evenings, just as a meditation and not true practice. It's great fun, and it doesn't matter that it's bad or good. I also advice you to copy multiple different artists, see what you like about each. Whatever sticks will fit your chosen style."}
+{"text":"What weaknesses stand out in my understanding of surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value?"}
+{"text":"I don't think that's a kind nor constructive thing to say, which ultimately beggars your own experience of using this site. Can you keep your critique to the subject at hand, which is the weakness in my understanding of surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value?"}
+{"text":"he's right tho, not a single scribble in your image makes sense whatsoever, a monkey with a crayon would make scribbles with more sense than that. It's so bad it's impossible to give advice on, because there's nothing the human mind could comprehend enough to guide you. The only hope if you want to continue claiming non-retardedness, is to start from square 1 and do some permabeg shit like drawabox."}
+{"text":"You've mistaken your inability to comprehend forms for a lack of structural sanity, which shows your mind is not sufficiently detached from the representational to speak of technique. You are in fact betraying your own lack of skill if you cannot comprehend the very simple structures drawn here. You probably draw flat planes with decals stuck on them. The question of whether or not your mind can comprehend what it is is not the question here. I don't care if you think your mind must be able to recognize what something is and you shouldn't eirher. The question was about surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value. If you can't answer that then you have shown your lack of skill in critique."}
+{"text":"it looks like you are rushing lmao"}
+{"text":"sheik with hoves gets down on his belly to lick a filet Sarlacc gets a taste for patio furniture fat amputee in a bathrobe Foolio as Narcissus bearded man merges with ladies' shoe unshaven fleur-de-lis Egyptian mummy swimwear tiny triangular Mexican and whatever that klaxon at the end of an insect limb is"}
+{"text":"I'm past the point of asking how to learn to draw, I more or less understand the principles (I think) What I don't get is how to make it fun. Obviously it's better to have fun than forcing yourself. Actually, forcing yourself will never work I think. But how am I supposed to have fun drawing looking at my shit? In fact I don't even have fun doing the things I like, attempting it on activities I find strenuous seems impossible."}
+{"text":"the more time you end up spending working on the stuff that feels almost out of reach the faster you will progress. people tend to give advice that fits their ideology, they saying ideas they think is supposed to be true about drawing. Basically, they repeat a bunch of neat sounding hearsay. But they don't really test what they are saying, or check their own experiences to see how much it lines up with reality / lived experience. Like, have you ever stopped to check to see if the words you're saying is really true, or do you assume ppl who give you this kind of advice you're repeating probably know better, and you're kind of just saying things. believe me I get what you're trying to say, but have you ever explicitly tried drawing \"out of reach\" and drawing \"in reach\" so as to compare the two? And all the moments that you can recall where tried to push yourself to do stuff that felt almost out of reach, were they so especially wonderful that its just like, oh boy i have to do this more often, it was super useful for me! probably not right? it probably just failed a bunch as you spread yourself thin. you're just saying things. i mean, obviously practicing and trying to get good at new things has value but, this idea that it works this way is fiction. in reality, refining what you already know is where the magic happens, and that isn't meme theories, I know that because it happened to me."}
+{"text":"here, draw this."}
+{"text":"NTA but /trash/ has general requests, OC requests, and pokemon requests with their own generals"}
+{"text":"well, I'm looking for not the kind of draw threads where bots spam requests, just anons sharing their drawings"}
+{"text":"Why is it impossible to find good color and value resources Every single recommended resource I've looked into turned out to be either yet another light resource, or a physical paint mixing resource, when all I want is to understand how to put together pleasing and cohesive color palettes in a digital painting"}
+{"text":"I like it but I think the shadows would be darker"}
+{"text":"nice, how and where did you did this, CSP doesnt not help me. I really like the final result, beats the original or my edit, i really DONT like how overly contrasty and bright anime backgrounds are right now"}
+{"text":"digital bother about color theory. Color theory is just a sumary of what is good to minimalize the amount of paint used. With digital, just learn some basic techniques and experiment with color to find your own way."}
+{"text":"I hope you are aware cartoons turn the contrast of all colors up to 11 and thats why we are drawn to them. their world is artificially high contrast which makes ours look bland by comparison."}
+{"text":"now it looks dull. there is a reason they bump the contrast to 5,000."}
+{"text":"Painter is Bill Bate."}
+{"text":"Idk, it just looks so fucking soulful."}
+{"text":"The dirty brushstrokes looks so scrumptious, it makes me want to eat it."}
+{"text":"The west used to make art like this before digital art took over everything. Never forget"}
+{"text":"digital art on its own did not kill talent, but it did significantly lower the barrier to entry so you're seeing a lot of artists today that never would have made it big 80 years ago. it's not fair if you're comparing a professional matte concept artist with the money to afford their craft and connections to share it with the world versus the average 20 year old tumblr/bluesky artist who has internet access to give them an audience of billions and and infinitely reusable canvas and paint that costs nothing except for electricity and the initial investment cost."}
+{"text":"John Berkey is one of my favorite artists in that genre. RIP"}
+{"text":"/beg/ is three times more active than /dad/. Do you mean the /dad/ website?"}
+{"text":"Literally anywhere but 4chan. People here will only reply to you if you're demonstrably lower than them in skill level. The hierarchy here is the same as all other art circles, small, cliquey, narcissistic. Best remedy is sunlight, go somewhere where you're accountable and have a name. Real life is the best."}
+{"text":"Do you work in the art industry? You sound very knowledgeable"}
+{"text":"Nop, that would be awesome but I don't work and don't know how to get paid for my drawings... Yeah it is helpful if you know what you looking for, if you don't know then you gonna start copying, the thing is that gesture doesn't have line breaks in the knees, elbows, etc. It's just a continuous curved line, next you have a contour defining a bidimensional shape, that's simple mass, if you want to draw simple mass is ok but I don't do it, I merge simple mass with volumetric drawing (section lines)..."}
+{"text":"Whats the fastest way to keep consistent sprite scale across multiple sprites and backgrounds?"}
+{"text":"how much has he improved? Does he answer replies or is he an ethereal presence?"}
+{"text":"I think, as you can see, he's actually really good at gesture. Does he answer replies or is he an ethereal presence? I remember he will randomly reply to questions every once in a while, but I don't think he ever acknowledges the schizophrenia, and don't think his answers are ever informative whatsoever. Why don't you try asking him something."}
+{"text":"What is your favorite drawing you've ever done?"}
+{"text":"zyibump"}
+{"text":"always using airbrush for coloring"}
+{"text":"Post generic advice that helps no one feel the form paint the shapes draw what you see have fun"}
+{"text":"Why would anyone ever give you free advice? Fuck you and get crabbed ."}
+{"text":"gesture"}
+{"text":"Some people actually care about drawing and art as a piece of culture that should be passed onto the young. Most don't see any value in it though."}
+{"text":"it's literally all it is thoughever some of you just want the magic pill, it doesn't exist. open a book or any of the bazzillion tutorials - /ic/ folx need to explain theyselves on why many folx can make it to a decent enough level with the material widely available all over and yet for y'all it's never enough."}
+{"text":"simple yet characteristic big and simple error more kill your heroes gesture structure anatomy what if? creative play filters 80/20 art is an idea chunk down 2 value system box logic"}
+{"text":"is it possible to make it without: -drawing porn -furry shit or are the rest of us doomed?"}
+{"text":"Not everyone subscribes to that mammonic way of thinking you mong. Rich people help each other all the time."}
+{"text":"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written. Follow not in the footsteps of the wise, seek what they sought. The way that can be named is not the true way. Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty. The most abundant trade that will always be in demand is turning lead into gold. Shit into Shinola. Personal flaws into virtues. Take what's toxic, poisonous, useless and burn it as fuel for something truly useful. Not an easy task mind you. My advice? is it possible to mmmmmake it without doing unpleasant things I don't want to do or are us special snowflakes supposed to be drawing instead of crying fucking pepe jpg all over this god forsaken board Get the fuck off 4chan, literally unplug pepe. disable wifi. paper and pencil. YOU NEED TO LOOK DEEPER INSIDE YOURSELF you consumerist addicted no digital no draw pricks glorifying landscapes over smut need to shut the hell up and go fuck a riverbed full of soft clay while a thomas kinkadian deer drinks your ejaculation out the stream BECAUSE lord almighty I am so tired of these constant threads pepe please. I am legit just tired. I am trying to be nice and failing because you no draws are starting thread after thread after thread begging 4 advice on fucking color theory or bullshit and being nice just isnt working. post your work. are you doomed? im not fucking psychic bro! if you do cave and post your work ill gladly post mine to prove my chops and redline your dumb ass at the bare minimum to salvage this christ forsaken PEPE FUCK FEST THREADs"}
+{"text":"New kino rant unlocked. Saved"}
+{"text":"No it's possible. I Haven't been able to though"}
+{"text":"frogposter NGMI right here."}
+{"text":"How many hours a day do you draw?"}
+{"text":"it varies. like today I didnt do jack shit"}
+{"text":"I've been doing 2h every other day for about 6 months and noticing big leaps month to month. As long as you don't take long breaks you'll improve no matter what."}
+{"text":"20 minutes but it feels like hours."}
+{"text":"Last year was about 5, this year I'm aiming for 9-10. I paint more than I draw tho."}
+{"text":"Currently? Zero. I sleep only 6 hours a day but there's still not enough time for all the shit I want to do. Holy shit I hate my job so much it's unreal."}
+{"text":"Hi anons i hope you all doing well btw here's a silent comic I've did in 6 days to challenge myself feel free to criticize so i can improve thank you page 1"}
+{"text":"I had already seen your work before, with the comic about the girl running. This time, the result is actually pretty solid. The story is easy to understand, the character has a good arc, and the pacing, at least in the first part, works well. The drawing has also improved. That said, my problem is with the last two pages; the training is not very well represented. I would have liked to see two full pages focused on the training, showing her gradual muscle gain. Then, the final page should have been only about her preparing for the match, with the last panel mirroring the splash page, but with her replacing her childhood hero. Of course, you still need to improve your drawings, as everyone does, but overall, this is actually a pretty good story."}
+{"text":"It's cute, and I like it. Like the others said, the training montage needs to be improved. There seems to be a missing emotional beat between the gym time and signing the contract. It feels a bit too easy, no? It shows she puts in the hard work to train and immediately gets what she wants, but without facing the rejections and failures along the way. Anyway, I really like this story. I live the same life as this girl every day, and am too afraid to full-send it into becoming a full time artist and leave my shitty cubicle though. Wish I had the courage to abandon it all to chase a dream."}
+{"text":"feel free to criticize so i can improve Firstly, it'd help to indicate that it read Right to Left, since the context is that you're an english speaker, making an english comic for other english speakers, we'd naturally read Left to Right unless told otherwise. An anime/manga aesthetic doesn't change that, since there's plenty of comics inspired by such aesthetics too, that read Left to Right. Page 1 I have no idea what the bottom middle panel is supposed to be... a person jumping the ropes, perhaps? This page gives an ominious, tense feeling, when I think that wasn't what you were going for. I assume this page is a moment that comes after her deciding to go pro, whilst she is training, but there is no real indication that's the case, or that she is the one watching the television. Page 4 The hatching feels sloppy and amateurish in panel 2, and isn't particularly great anywhere in the comic. There's also something about how it's cutting from a past memory (black background) to current time that doesn't feel quite right, like it's too sudden and jarring... maybe some black coming in from the corner of the page and fading to the white would have worked to make it feel smoother? In Panel 6 the hand holding the phone suddenly switches. The forced perspective also feel a little extreme and goofy. Page 6 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cont. Page 7 She's suddenly spun around in panel 1, which breaks the no-no rule of spinning the camera 180 degrees suddenly. The two puddles of memories in panel 2 don't really feel like they indicate she absolutely loved wrestling. Panel 3 Looks like we're focusing on a building's Roof, rather than her home flat. Page 8 I'll agree with the other anon that this montage doesn't really work. But I think the big issue is that it looks like a single sessions, rather than the progression of time it's probably meant to. You probably should have shown her in different clothes each panel, or panels of a change calendar, etc - just something to indicate time progressing. Page 9 No idea what Panel 3 is. The last Panel doesn't have quite the impact I think you wanted. Maybe it would have been better if it were a backshot of her looking into a large crowd? Or maybe her doing the exact pose from page 2? But overall, it reads well enough, the art needs work but isn't so bad that it distracts from the read, the only glaring issue I think there is; is the mystery panels from pages 1 and 9. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"quality has dropped literally the best page Trust me, I have read all the manga."}
+{"text":"Is this overdoing perspective?v"}
+{"text":"Nope. Judging from the context I guess this serves as opening to the scene, the fight has just started since the fighters are away from each other and seem to be closing in. It's good way to show viewer what's going on and where. And when you give such detail to show the setting, the rest of the comic/story doesn't need as much bg, because the reader has already seen where the action is taking place. Lot of manga and comic artist do that, because it lets you take it easy in following pages because you can have the fighters fight in simple bg since viewer's brains are filling in the blanks"}
+{"text":"But that's the point. Perspective is basically your camera. How you use perspective is very important to the idea or message you're trying to convey. The things you're talking about with focal length, depth of field, etc. Those can all be done in the 2d format, and are routinely used in illustration. If you're just doing a 3 point perspective for the sake of doing 3 point perspective when something like an over the shoulder longer focal length shot would have been much better to convey the intensity of the moment because of the fish eye effect and the closeness to the action."}
+{"text":"Not really he has a specific scene he wants to achieve"}
+{"text":"In the comic book Cerebus the Aardvark, there was a collaborator called Gerhard who did backgrounds, and his methods were to work out the perspectives on a separate board,then transfer the lines he wanted onto the pages with tracing paper."}
+{"text":"No, that'd be Rafael Araujo. Basic linear perspective looks bad and wrong to our eyes because we don't see the world that way. It's fine for blocking out but you need to add lens distortion and dynamics to the shapes. For cases like this, you're absolutely better off building the scene in a 3D program like blender then drawing over that instead of doing all this work by hand. A common workflow is quick sketch/storyboard, play with 3D, then sketch over the 3D blockout as there's no point hand drawing grids like this."}
+{"text":"zoomers are drawing stuff like this Does this drawing style even have a name other than zoomerslop?"}
+{"text":"the /ic/ begtrap style which includes anime"}
+{"text":"Some people are such negative Nancys. Not all art or visual styles have to appeal to you, and just because it doesn't appeal to you, doesn't mean it has no appeal at all. I'm not the biggest fan of a lot of the anime and manga styles, and I can still appreciate that there's something there - it's why so many people like it in the first place."}
+{"text":"The style is drawn so simply to help with animation. So the worse quality and abstraction is excused because we need to fill 10-20 frames every second. When you use the style in a 2D render, a still picture, you're using the tool incorrectly. Most likely because you are prebeg noob who can only draw flat shapes head on, and it's ok to be a noob. And it's okay to enjoy low quality, janky pictures, just like it's ok to enjoy a shitty meal. But let's not delude ourselves into thinking it is not incompetent work. Just be honest, you like the IP, the fantasy, possibly the nostalgia of it. You do not like it because of the technical mastery the artist had."}
+{"text":"Most likely because you are prebeg noob who can only draw flat shapes head on you like the IP, the fantasy, possibly the nostalgia of it You do not like it because of the technical mastery the artist had. Christ, are you also picturing me naked anon? That's a lot of attempted bullshit guess work about the type of person I am. For your information, I don't like Danny Phantom or Hazbin Hotel, I don't care for them much visually - I do like Dexter's Lab, which is of a similar vein, I suppose? And yes I do like Dexter's Lab because it's pleasing to look at. But I disagree with your assessment that is essentially simple = shit, do you think Charlie Brown is shit visually too? If so, just admit you dislike the cartoon aesthetic. Oh, I mostly draw realistic figures these days, for your information. Also, to help with your mental image of me; I'm ripped, am extremely tall, deep booming voice, and have a tasty 18 inch cock. Enjoy your wank session."}
+{"text":"cancer"}
+{"text":"get better at drawing by sketching directly with ink! Won't you just reinforce bad habits if you never fix the mistakes?"}
+{"text":"Try drawing like youre Kim Jung Goon with a nice thick pen. Your mistakes will be extremely obvious. Its a good reality check and rewarding, challenging exercise. You'll notice what youre good at and what you suck at"}
+{"text":"Thanks. It was something I was forced to do, being trapped in waiting rooms with too much free time. This was the next strip. But I did a lot of design work before settling on this one."}
+{"text":"Fixing the mistakes IS a bad habit, anon. As an artist, your focus should be to keep going. You can acknowledge the mistake by not erasing it 1000x and instead trying to draw it again, this time bearing in mind to not make the same mistakes again. Also, not every mistake needs to be “fixed”. If you draw a hand and the fingers are too stubby, just finish the drawing and study finger length afterwards Very silly thread."}
+{"text":"Nice style. What pen?"}
+{"text":"Black Bic ballpoint, and occasionally black gel ink on top of it."}
+{"text":"Have any of you done woodblock printing? Any tips for getting started?"}
+{"text":"How can I get a line like this without a G-Pen or Maru-Pen? Japanese manga pens are incredibly expensive to get from my country."}
+{"text":"Larger paper and ink brush? Inoue can do it. So can you."}
+{"text":"If you can draw this shouldn't be a problem . What pen do you think this person used? It doesn't matter"}
+{"text":"Just try some drawing nibs you can afford. The Hunt 102 Crowquill nib has been used by many comic artists and is pretty cheap (not sure about your country because you didn't even tell us where you live)."}
+{"text":"ITT pencils only you like"}
+{"text":"See, this is funny, because he turned the pencil brand \"Dixon\" into an innuendo for a Black Male's Genitalia - essentially calling the other anon homosexual. It's for moments like this that I visit this website, for hilarious examples of wit as seen here! Bravo."}
+{"text":"i bet you underwent transition surgery"}
+{"text":"What's your favorite underrated pencil, ChatGPT?"}
+{"text":"Two 4chan users who could not understand the highbrow humour that often appears on the site."}
+{"text":"theres a true artist"}
+{"text":"Pajeets in shambles"}
+{"text":"I honestly cant tell whether the stuff he's reposting are things he claims to be AI or not be AI. When I look into one of the user he reposted, one is clearly an artist, maybe he put one of his drawings into meshy and then he started learning blender through that, or he could be using templates/base meshes. Like who cares."}
+{"text":"He retweets a lot of real artists to promote them but his grift is calling out AI sloppers for ragebait"}
+{"text":"Why this nigga acts like he's a judge? send me suspicious artists and i'll judge if it's AI or not He acts like he can't misjudge and expends his whole day just accusing people. His behavior make he seem like a huge schizo"}
+{"text":"If he has this much free time, why doesn't he learn to draw? Maybe he did and failed and is taking out his autistic anger on AI"}
+{"text":"Maybe he doesn't even draw, who knows calling out art from 2 years ago"}
+{"text":"What do you like to draw and have you ever been surprised by what you like to draw? I hate bugs and insects but I love drawing them. Also, spooky stuff like skeletons and creepy buildings"}
+{"text":"I never thought that drawing birds could be so enjoyable."}
+{"text":"Do people care if your art is good. Let me explain what I mean. There's two artists: One draw every day, but is mediocre as fuck and make art about anything and even do a lot of even porn and is just a fucking machine producing every day. But he's mediocre as fuck and his art skills are mediocre. The other has top tier elite art, but doesn't produce a lot and maybe produces an illustration when he wants, but he's unreliable.But he was born with the magical talent skill. Which one will succeed?"}
+{"text":"define success"}
+{"text":"What is the best anatomically correct 3d software for referecing anatomy and poses?"}
+{"text":"a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"A full body mirror, lamp, and a camera"}
+{"text":"unreal engine 5. photo yourself, use (free) mocap software to get pose, set up camera. metahuman is lifelike and easy."}
+{"text":"Is anatomically correct or anatomically appealing more important? An anatomically correct fat woman is still anatomically correct but it's not as appealing as a nigger ass thicc women"}
+{"text":"Best realist artists?"}
+{"text":"The Peredvizhniki, hands down."}
+{"text":"I really like Peter Mork Monsted's winter paintings"}
+{"text":"Frederic Edwin Church"}
+{"text":"This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael. Cowabummer!"}
+{"text":"Why do Japanese artists still insist of mainly using Twitter as the place to post and share their art?"}
+{"text":"What are the top places to post art so that people will actually come across it?"}
+{"text":"Habit a b i t"}
+{"text":"the nihonjin subspecies is addicted to tradition. not just cultural tradition, they will pick one thing and stick with it until forced at gunpoint to abandon the old ways. twitter was the first social media (or at least the oldest one that still exists). they won't leave it even if better alternatives exist, simply because it's what they're using now. personally i think that social media for art is dogshit and you're better off using an actual art hosting platform like itaku, furaffinity, or deviantart, but then you wouldn't get the dopamine addiction associated with retweets, likes, and comments so they put up with lossy image compression."}
+{"text":"WTF is this real?!?!"}
+{"text":"I post to Deviant Art, Pixiv, Twitter, Instagram, NewGrounds and Tumblr and that's also the order from the most interaction to the least. With DeviantArt, Pixiv and NewGrounds your tags matter because people seek art with tags they like (character, series, subject, fetish, niche) and the sites list them chronologially so anyone with hard on for certain characters, series and fetishes check the latest uploaded art with those tags. I also recommend you making yourself E-Hentai gallery. Having your art on site that requires no signing in has its perks for both you and the audience. Use multiple sites instead of making your potential audience jump through hoops to find you. Different people use different sites so use as many sites as you like."}
+{"text":"How do I get gud at drawing butts? I mean really good butts."}
+{"text":"Cope and seethe retard. You can be bad and have shit taste for liking poorly drawn westoid art. AI tier feet Legs too short , wonky hands Troon jew nose and face Inconsistent perspective Lmao Lmao"}
+{"text":"wtf"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
+{"text":"look at butts and draw what you see. dont look at fucking anime garbage you pedo freak"}
+{"text":"You're suggesting OP draw the real stuff instead you sick fuck?"}
+{"text":"Why did art stagnate? The last big art movement was anime and that is at least 80 years old"}
+{"text":"The last big art movement was anime retard"}
+{"text":"He's right, animation is the medium, anime is the big art movement. There have been plenty of small ones e.g. superflat. since then but anime as a style is distinct. As broad as classical."}
+{"text":"3D animation was the last big art movement if you haven't been paying attention. It's was so big that companies that made their fame and fortune on traditional animation exclusively do 3D now. And yes, anime uses it too."}
+{"text":"When anime uses 3D its like they insult your intelligence that you can tell when they swap from 2D to 3D."}
+{"text":"It's actually disgusting. I'm surprised that Netflix Baki was so popular."}
+{"text":"What does this look acceptable despite all the proportion mistakes? Is polishing a turd actually good?"}
+{"text":"Believe it or not, people will eat a cake if it looks and tastes good enough. The biggest critics of the cake will be the both the original and other bakers, normies don't know and don't care as long as it is good enough."}
+{"text":"another quality /ic/ thread, good job op"}
+{"text":"Have you ever watched a cartoon/anime in your life?"}
+{"text":"proportion mistakes Why don't you redline it, anon? At least then this thread might have some value."}
+{"text":"Which way?"}
+{"text":"Mixing in linear light is sufficient. Dog, that doesn't do shit. Linear light does literally nothing if your colors are at 50% lightness. The fuck are you even talking about? consistent lightness, how is that not useful Because the interpolation IS NOT IN LAB. Consistent lightness matters so that you don't get halo artifacts from certain gradients (cyan + red leaves a dark purple border). Regardless of what color wheel you have, THIS STILL HAPPENS. This is the problem that LAB solves, and just changing the color picker does not solve this because the interpolation still changes the lightness. Mixbox does not fix this. Blending modes do not fix this. It is a fundamental issue with how transformations are done in RGB space, which all software still uses. Even Mixbox."}
+{"text":"Well, I'm sold. You faggots have shown me that the best thing to use is the one that actually gets you painting rather than mentally masturbating in a thread about shit that doesn't matter at all if you understand basic color theory."}
+{"text":"Dang, you have no clue huh. If you're working with 8bpc your color is gamma encoded. If it wasn't, you'd get banding in dark areas. Mixing of color needs to be done in linear space, otherwise result will be a lot darker than it should be. In cases where it's 16 or more bpc it might be already in linear light and then displayed on screen properly encoded. so that you don't get halo artifacts from certain gradients (cyan + red leaves a dark purple border) I don't even have software that's broken in this way. This is literally caused by what I just described, operating on gamma encoded data using linear math."}
+{"text":"i use krita but i really miss MSpaint's method of color selection because it made picking precise shades of the same color very easy. nowadays, whenever i make pixel art in krita i'm far more likely to use the burn or dodge tool, but once again it's not mathematically perfect the way MSpaint could let you space colors out by 5 or 10 points of value every time. i'm sure there's some better way of doing it, but i just haven't put the effort into learning."}
+{"text":"So I need critique on my art and how to improve the violence in whatever way possible. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Post your art then let's see what you have."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck even is that?"}
+{"text":"some character from poppy playtime."}
+{"text":"Stop stealing art online anon."}
+{"text":"In the cube at the top why does it have a gradient?"}
+{"text":"That's wicked deep."}
+{"text":"how are you supposed to learn from pictures like this this if you dont know where the lights are located?"}
+{"text":"it's a diffused light source from above"}
+{"text":"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?"}
+{"text":"Not that anon but you can use the shadows to determine light source. Is the shadow strong and solid? Direct light Is the shadow soft. Diffused light. Does it have multiple shadows? Multiple light sources. Trace a line from the corner of the shadow to the corner of the object that it relates too. Where is the line pointing? Is it above? Then light source is above."}
+{"text":"learned the basic fundies see wonky perspective intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it see weak gesture intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it see inaccurate anatomy intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it Is there any way to learn this for other more advanced fundies? For example I'll draw an anime face and emotion from imagination, I can see it's wrong but have no idea why or how to fix it, or I'll invent some stylized shapes or stylized hair and they'll feel off and I won't know why I tried the copying method but it didn't get me anywhere after almost a year, stuff like pic related is my goal"}
+{"text":"holy ngmi"}
+{"text":"I think the artist just knows anatomy and has studied the planes of the head like the asaro thingy. He knows there is a protrusion below the eye due to the cheekbone, imagining an asaro head in this angle makes it much clearer."}
+{"text":"Studying realistic anatomy won't help you with that, this is how the cheek would realistically protrude, it's an anime convention to have it peak at the bottom near the jaw instead near the eye where it would logically be"}
+{"text":"Fucking listen to yourself. It's a cartoon head. He can hardly be said to even have a \"jaw.\" Animefags are the agents of their own misery."}
+{"text":"Grids Lmao"}
+{"text":"I realized I can create a shadow with my hand on the paper to see if the shadow on a drawing would be right before even start rendering the shadow"}
+{"text":"ive found a few color combos that work mostly through trial and error but whats a good way to get some hard theory on the subject?"}
+{"text":"any helpful people here?"}
+{"text":"What is your ideal?"}
+{"text":"Bouguereau i think."}
+{"text":"How does one begin the first steps to drawing exactly like the classical artists did?"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
+{"text":"You first"}
+{"text":"Now you."}
+{"text":"posts the guy I said to learn from You have gigaautism. Time to end it dude."}
+{"text":"Esl, much, lol?"}
+{"text":"Do these tutorials ever help anyone draw anything ever?"}
+{"text":"figure they're for people who treat drawing as a novelty like eating only things that start with A for a day or trying to bake crossaints once in your life"}
+{"text":"How do you design a character people fall in love with?"}
+{"text":"You don't need a writer just visual storytelling. \"In love\" means different things though. People can become drawn to emotionally appealing designs and that can be sex, cuteness, coolness or even weirdness. each direction has its own parameters. You can get people engaged through repetition. A lot of people love sanrio characters even if they have only ever seen static images on products because they're engineered for cuteness and consistently depicted doing funny or \"cozy\" things like gardening and cooking. I don't remember the name but there was a pity evoking character popular on twitter a couple years back. a blind girl who would have cruel pranks pulled on her. Specifically I remember one illustration showing her navitgating towards a toilet in which a plunger had been placed sticking straight up. People were really protective of her."}
+{"text":"ideal proportions study them"}
+{"text":"Hideaki Anno wanted the characters to be unlikeable due to their flaws Task failed successfully"}
+{"text":"You fall in love with them yourself first."}
+{"text":"This, but also make them hot."}
+{"text":"Why can't west animators do action scenes?"}
+{"text":"okay, then instead of rotoscopy, atla filmed live action footage and traced the frames before sending traced frames of live action footage to the koreans animate it as avatar characters"}
+{"text":"Read a hypothetical Unable to discern the meaning of a statement and only taking it at face value Do you morons read fiction and believe every word written? Holy shit. Just to let you guys know, harry potter isn't a real person, and Hogwarts isn't a real school. I should have said New Zealand instead of Africa, so you guys with black cocks on the brains could actually understand what was being said."}
+{"text":"Western animators can and do work on action scenes in anime however, the way the pipeline is set up in the US and the productions that are made over there don't give them the opportunity to. Most western studios handle preproduction up to the storyboard/animatic stage and the animation is made by overseas subcontracting studios, meaning there is no real scene for hand-drawn action animation. Off the top of my head, only Powerhouse and Titmouse produce that sort of thing."}
+{"text":"semi-related i guess why does her hand look so shitty? this kind of pose has been done thousands of times but it just looks off here am i being a schizo?"}
+{"text":"didnt post the image good job retard"}
+{"text":"japanese animators never draw from lif-ACK"}
+{"text":"dude on the right drew him with a massive dihh Erm what the freak."}
+{"text":"Americans"}
+{"text":"He's on team asia too, he has business in china all his merch gets done there too. I dunno about the p3d0 shit though, I don't think chinese likes that at all."}
+{"text":"It is okay to use the word pedophilia in here, this is not reddit or tumblr. I'm one. And scanners will still get p3d0 with basic regex"}
+{"text":"Drawing from memory > Drawing from imagination"}
+{"text":"Drawing from memory is a useless skill"}
+{"text":"How do you remember what an anime face looks like? Do you use your ass for that"}
+{"text":"Literally 101% of all professional artists have a selection of reference images at hand when drawing."}
+{"text":"What is happening that causes the floor to get darker as the boxes close in even though the lamp is directly above it for direct light"}
+{"text":"Everything radiates light all the time. The bottom formation floor will only retain the lamp light while the top formation floor gets light bounced onto it from the entire room."}
+{"text":"The boxes are blocking more photons (both coming directly from the source and bouncing from other parts of the room) that would normally hit the area between them."}
+{"text":"the machine elves use corners to power their realm, that means anything near corners will get darker"}
+{"text":"slide thread"}
+{"text":"The boxes are blocking the reflected light from everywhere else, and the walls of the boxes that face the gap are getting less light per unit surface area due to the very wide angle of incidence."}
+{"text":"How to make sense of transparent slime rendering, asking for a friend..."}
+{"text":"If you post an attempt it'll make explaining easier"}
+{"text":"This is too cluttered Should have made the bg plain white or something less vibrant"}
+{"text":"Like what  said, it's way too busy. I'm not at my computer, so finger painting will have to do. Slime, a bit like jelly, captures a lot more light than the OP image shows. It's okay to not show absolutely everything, and making the lighting on her skin more matte is okay. Slime, compared to jelly, is less glossy, so enhancing that is a good idea. The original image reads as a mix between jelly and water because of the transparency, so making the colors more dull will help making the composition read better. Anyway, that's just my two cents. Take it with what you will. My attempt is shit, but I'm away on a trip, so I made due."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of old Duel Masters art"}
+{"text":"you fucking fuck this is a aislop image clearly u took the bait"}
+{"text":"I’ve been lurking for a while but I finally wanna start drawing. Problem is, I suck. Like, really bad. How do I stop drawing like a toddler with a head injury? Where do I even start? Books? YouTube? Do I just grind boxes for 100 years?"}
+{"text":"I'm 24 years old. I've wanted to do artwork for my entire life but have never been able to commit myself to it. This was thanks to being discouraged from my shaking hands, autism, ADHD and learning disabilities. Even when I was a teenager locked up in my room, I could never bring myself to do it. All of the methods and construction looked way too complex for me and I couldn't figure it out. The only thing I could do was type. That's it. Fast forward to now and I'm still having the same problem. I'm having trouble comprehending any guide I look at it or following it. Whenever I can't understand it, I just give up and go look at my phone again. It keeps happening. Every time I think about the fact that I can't draw it makes me feel depressed and hopeless. How do I finally become an artist?"}
+{"text":"if you are focused on how badly you suck and no how much you practice, you will always suck. keep practicing."}
+{"text":"Read the sticky Also this Me personally? I draw my waifu. To quote a meme that died out way too quickly, draw whatever \"sparks joy\". If you see something and like it, draw it. FwaP comes highly recommended for drawing people, but Keys to Drawing is better for drawing in general IMO."}
+{"text":"Filename You're not the real howie, faker"}
+{"text":"Use the grid method. Trace a bit, if you feel like it. Lower your aims: instead of trying to draw a person well, start by trying to draw simple figures such as squares, circles, equilateral triangles, until they start to look okay,"}
+{"text":"I want to get better at drawing AAAAAAAAAAAAH"}
+{"text":"Same, I've already accepted I'll never succeed though, life will only get worse and everything sucks harder with time, I regret not killing myself a couple of years back when my mind was more set for it, now I can't do it."}
+{"text":"you're just mad you don't have a successful art career like him"}
+{"text":"lmao why is she crying, it looks like she really will do everything except of the thing she wanted to improve"}
+{"text":"If you want to get better but aren't doing anything about it then you need to shut up."}
+{"text":"online complaining instead of drawing. tsk, tsk. this"}
+{"text":"Yehh, they must Scandinavians, those damn socialists with them healthcare, good living standards and shit. We should nvke them to fix them right"}
+{"text":"Because his are white, anon."}
+{"text":"define capitalism I'm poor and I want other people's money"}
+{"text":"?7"}
+{"text":"The rich brainwashing low iq gammons into hating refugees so they dont unionise and overthrow them"}
+{"text":"hi can anyone shop his clouds out from his feet? 1920 x 1080p please. And if possible, separate images? huge thanks."}
+{"text":"can someone change the text to read \"you somehow convince the Kobold you're an old buddy from High School\""}
+{"text":"forgot the pic"}
+{"text":"Can someone improve the quality and extend the top and bottom a bit so it fits my phone? it's 1080x2400"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers of rock icons from any time period"}
+{"text":"Oh shut up"}
+{"text":"What's the matter?"}
+{"text":"bad bait"}
+{"text":"The pic above is in Lyon, France. Those are indeed German speaking aristocrats, but they were of Swiss origin rather than proper Germans"}
+{"text":"just anything David Lynch or his work related papes. I have a few, both dektop and mobile. RIP"}
+{"text":"Best cup of Joe."}
+{"text":"Anything blue"}
+{"text":"Bleu"}
+{"text":"Portland OR."}
+{"text":"Share anything that fits the descrption of cute, girly, woman-related. Share and share alike. Be nice. Don't be a shithead. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Lots of nice stuff in this thread, thanks OP Your post is unrelated to the original post. Maybe drink some water and enjoy the outdoors. Call your mom. You're using your valuable, finite time and energy to be hateful to people on the internet"}
+{"text":"Don't mind me just linking to a blue balls board."}
+{"text":"Post 'em if you got 'em. Pics not made with Bryce but fitting the same general aesthetic also work (Blender, Daz Studio, etc)."}
+{"text":"Any Similar wallpapers? The only ones I get when I search are generic vaporwave wallpapers"}
+{"text":"As per the title. Purple, deep blue, indigo etc. skies also encouraged. Try to avoid animated. NSFW only if tasteful. Basically anything you could stick a 10 hour loop of home - resonance over and have a good time."}
+{"text":"nta, but the Artist is Alena Aenami, if you want more"}
+{"text":"I took this picture like 4 years ago and used it for my phone wallpaper. Sadly it seems like some sort of compression has been applied to it"}
+{"text":"Steam, diesel, electric--subways, passenger and freight all welcomed. Apologizes for the low resolutions, most of these I had on boomer computers."}
+{"text":"Just looking for medieval castles or old buildings, preferably on cliffs or beautiful landscapes. Trying to avoid filters. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"looks like dragonstone in GOT"}
+{"text":"Even though i live quite near the tropic of cancer and carry pure and perfect hatred for hot weather, summer, the mosquitoes which it brings, the sweat...i can go on but i also have awe for the Desert. I love it's aesthetic beauty, the fight which the creatures and plant life which inhabit it carry against death foretold by nature itself. I love the desert, please help me expand my collection."}
+{"text":"American landscape is easily the most cringe because it's overused in stupid movies and \"artistic\" photo shoots only because it's not too far from Hollywood. But, unless you like farming, hot climate is far more habitable than shitty British climate (arthritic hell: no sun, no snow, constant wind into your bones, air so soggy matchsticks fail to light up and clothes rot instead of drying). I believe that all I need to be comfortable in a hot climate is an underground house and a solar panel. No heating bills. Free outdoor kitchen. Free solar air conditioning and refrigeration. Free electricity 12×7×365. Water is overrated, British people wash far less than you despite having too much water. And constant rain destroys our fields. But I've never been to a hot country. Is my vision unrealistic?"}
+{"text":"it is but it isn't, eventually you grow tired of it. it's also very socially isolating and the people you meet (self-proclaimed \"desert rats\") just ramble AT you nonstop about random bullshit t. mojave-anon"}
+{"text":"Anything about tigers. The animal, different variants of animal, robots, tanks, tiger stripe paint jobs, anything."}
+{"text":"Why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males... Stay tuned"}
+{"text":"Only have a few pointillism wallpapers, but I'm going to post what I have. Post pointillism if you have them."}
+{"text":"i saw them IRL :)"}
+{"text":"good shit"}
+{"text":"I know I’m breaking the rules by not posting more. BUT please I have looked far and wide for a good high quality pape of some hydrangea flowers. Please help"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for nature wallpapers I can add to my collection, preferably with orange tones or warm color. Here are some I already have:"}
+{"text":"Kitty papes :D"}
+{"text":"post papes with cans"}
+{"text":"nah"}
+{"text":"paintings of forests and trees"}
+{"text":"Not perfect, but better"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous."}
+{"text":"fall paintings. post automn paintings"}
+{"text":"Anything to do with being under the surface of a large body of water. Wonder and horror are equally welcome."}
+{"text":"This thread started in 23"}
+{"text":"I browsed this site back around 2006-2009. I used to collect a lot of old wallpapers here, but sadly, lost my folder many years ago. So let's post some older wallpapers you got. Got a few saved from back then, so I'll post."}
+{"text":"Here's one for your collection, fellow oldhead."}
+{"text":"Its hard to tell just how tall those bookshelves are from that picture."}
+{"text":"damn this is very comfy, I wish I had a room like that"}
+{"text":"Can't believe this thread is still alive. God, It's been 2 and half years already. I'm the one who posted all from  to"}
+{"text":"Winter/Christmas edition Thanksgiving is over, it's almost December. Here are some favorite winter/christmas themed wallpapers. I'll try to post some I haven't posted before in the past. Feel free to post any that fit the theme. Please no drawings/paintings/anime. Real photographs only please!!! FYI - I did not take most of these photos. I just collect them. Any that I took myself will be marked with 'OC' in the filename."}
+{"text":"Recently upgraded to 2560 x 1440 displays in my setup and need some papes. Doesn't necessarily have to fit a theme, though I prefer darker colors and/or comfy or melancholy vibes. Will be posting what I have so far, but it isn't much."}
+{"text":"At this time of day?"}
+{"text":"Post a movie snap with name and release year Office space 1999"}
+{"text":"Romper Stomper '92"}
+{"text":"Private Parts (1997)"}
+{"text":"Fallen Angels"}
+{"text":"Mogged"}
+{"text":"Here's something I haven't seen here. A bunch of those Uhaul art they use on the sides of their trucks."}
+{"text":"Ah hell yeah, this is that good shit. Definitely going into the archive, thanks OP."}
+{"text":"Crazy to think that we now know that Norsemen didn't just get to North America a century before believed, but in fact around 1000AD Also thank you OP for going through the effort of posting these they're very much appreciated"}
+{"text":"There's a festival dedicated to this mushroom that I go to every year, and I've been to the actual site of the mushroom multiple times I go full open-mouth, finger-pointing soi mode when I see U-haul trucks with this livery"}
+{"text":"Is everything already posted from there?"}
+{"text":"Post your Operative System papes here"}
+{"text":"Messing around with Bryce."}
+{"text":"Post papers that inspire ya guys to visit or live in japan"}
+{"text":"finally a Japan thread please add some desktop papes"}
+{"text":"Recently I bought all of Ren's music for a tenner and as I'm slowly sorting through these files one by one I'm seeing a lot of purchase bonuses I've never seen before. I thought I'd dump them here since the wiki is a nightmare to tinker with. I also have a large number of old official ones from the late 2000s and early 2010s that I'll leave here. I'll come back when I find something new to post, I've got a good 200gb of stuff left to pick through. Not personally a furfag so for those similar you're in luck because there's a number of papes without any of that."}
+{"text":"Glad you two enjoy! :-) There's so much great stuff not on the wiki out there Here's one for Darius's caractère difficile"}
+{"text":"Truxton's SOUTH MANSION"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Hey, neat."}
+{"text":"bump because this is at the end of the thread catalog and I want time to download these. Also I will need to look but I got some wallpaper pack from like 15 years ago, it might be collecting dust deep in an old hard drive"}
+{"text":"aurora borealis"}
+{"text":"incredibly lazy"}
+{"text":"Fun fact but that's not Icarus. It's Phaethon"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /wg/'s videogames general thread, /vgg/ for short. Post any wallpapers here for whatever you're currently playing, a game you like. Or whatever you want to share as long as it's video game related. Old, new, PC, console, mobile, or desktop. Everything goes. Please avoid posting AI slop. Other related threads: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cozy places you would snuggle with someone you love cool/darker colors comfy/peaceful setting sense of privacy nothing else besides you matters in the world"}
+{"text":"Id snuggle OPs mom here"}
+{"text":"I have dreams like this"}
+{"text":"Boulogne-sur-Mer, northern France"}
+{"text":"This thread is dedicated to Women and Girls in videogames and related media. Last Thread: Just follow the basics and post wallpapers (desktop or phone) that: 1) Have female characters prominently pictured 2) Are videogame related in some way Keep in mind: 3) Fanart, redesigns, gender swapping and crossovers are most welcome. Cosplayers, streamers, developers, gaming V-Tubers and pro-gamers are also fair game. 4) Anime/Manga/Japanese style art is ok as long as it relates somehow to the topic (Women in Videogames). 5) Lewd, risqué, nudes, erotic, 18+ wallpapers are accepted as long as they are tasteful and comply with the general rules of the board. Please refrain from posting openly pornographic or shock content. 6) AI art is not welcome and will be considered trash. Have fun people! <3"}
+{"text":"Thread for wallpapers that combine porn, lewds, suggestives or erotica with a popular or weird aesthetic (i.e. vaporwave, synthwave, outrun, neon lighting, retro/nostalgia inspired, liminal stuff, japanese text, glitch effects, etc.) Edits and requests are most welcome :) AI trash is not welcome. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Megan is always greats"}
+{"text":"posting blacked kys racebait tranny"}
+{"text":"working in one or two of these"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of blacked but big fan of Megan's butt in that blue thong"}
+{"text":"This is the official thread for lewd, alluring, and sensual drawn or illustrated wallpapers. This thread is for: - Full frontal nudity - Subtle and provocative eroticism - Lewd and revealing outfits (bikinis, swimsuits, leotards, lingerie, topless, latex, bodysuits, towels, etc...) - Seductive and enticing poses (dress, partially undressed, or nude) - Horny fanart and Rule 34 - Male, female, and anything in between. Straight, gay, yuri, yaoi, futa, anything goes. Don't be a shithead. If you don't like it, hide the thread and move on. - Anime, western, paintings, and any other artstyle. - Lascivious or salacious comics (as long as it's presented in wallpaper form). - Usable laptop or phone resolutions. This thread is not for: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thread for liminal pictures"}
+{"text":"\"liminal\" does not apply to most of these. liminal =/= disquieting, but interesting pics."}
+{"text":"Where was this?"}
+{"text":"liminality is a very subjective concept though; it varies depending on where one grew up, and the kind of environments that make up your subconscious landscape I do agree that it doesn't have to emanate creepy vibes though To me it's like dreams environments Not *quite* inhabited"}
+{"text":"also gotta make me somewhat wonder \"have I already seen this place before?\" Or someplace like it Or possibly even been there, or in a place that looks like that"}
+{"text":"Need this but for The Temple of Elemental Evil.."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post pics that look AI generated but surprisingly are not. For the record I saved most of these papes off this site back in the early to mid 2010s, way before AI art was a thing."}
+{"text":"Post papes that display the beauty of east-Asian culture. Lewdness is allowed but not required. Things like English text are allowed only if there's also east-Asian text."}
+{"text":"these are amazing. i can see the difference in style between japan and vietnam. tell us more about your experience visiting vietnam. how easy is it to get inside them vietchicks as a tourist?"}
+{"text":"did you forget a comma?"}
+{"text":"Greeny papes. Anything colored lime or light green"}
+{"text":"Took me longer than expected to find something in my folders. Lime is a really unpopular color"}
+{"text":"classic"}
+{"text":"Since the reboot is right around the corner drop your Futurama-related papes"}
+{"text":"it looks like they ripped the models straight from the PS2 game from 2003."}
+{"text":"i dont like apps on my homescreen"}
+{"text":"XMB LET'S FUCKING GOOOO"}
+{"text":"I think i switched to this one like a month after watching Tron Ares. Still a pretty good movie though"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the recommendation, I bought a Lenovo tab and wasn't expecting the UI being so shit, you can't even expand the widgets"}
+{"text":"lmfaooo"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that have the aesthetics of a zone with warped physics, environmental distortion, odd landmasses, weird entities/objects, etc. Examples are: Roadside Picnic, Annihilation, Pacific Drive, Active Matter, STALKER."}
+{"text":"do you guys have a black wall paper with a bit of purple"}
+{"text":"My man, I've been looking for this for ages"}
+{"text":"Places that you'd want to explore in real life (or a video game, if you prefer exploring that way). Can be anything from natural environments to man-made structures. Anything that sparks the desire to explore. Any genre/aesthetic welcome"}
+{"text":"High resolution integrated circuits"}
+{"text":"Anything that gives off Witchy vibes. Whether it's dark, somber, spooky, happy, or lewd. Regular 2D art, 3D art, anime, cosplay, etc... No AI shit though. Ideally 16:9, but phone wallpapers are also accepted. Last thread:"}
+{"text":"Hustlewave is an aesthetic that is rooted in capitalist and opportunist thought. It's an amalgamation of Futurism and right wing Objectivist philosophy. Hustlewave visuals are, quite literally, Vaporwave aesthetics without the irony and critique of late-stage capitalism, instead openly embracing late-stage capitalism."}
+{"text":"OP could you post maybe some more examples? I googled this and found nothing. Sounds interesting tho"}
+{"text":"why not fucking use AI to make it, too, you fucking cunt"}
+{"text":"Like Ayn Rand? Atlas Shrugged statue"}
+{"text":"Me when I make an unsubstantiated claim"}
+{"text":"Hustlewave is an aesthetic that Dude, you just made that up right now and you're trying to force it into a meme. . . . You hear this a lot: \"A thread died for this.\" While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good. A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much. So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit. At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world."}
+{"text":"Oi dumbfucks, it's \"animaTION scenery\", not \"animaTED\""}
+{"text":"such a good episode. Thank you! Where did you get them?"}
+{"text":"I don't care about your tears and faggotry, go see a psychiatrist or something."}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"Post pictures of the most beautiful natural landscapes"}
+{"text":"that's actually a picture where I can recognize how fucking enormous that is -- Mount Français for anyone who wants to know"}
+{"text":"I took this pape to use on my own computer, sorry."}
+{"text":"Thread #12. All are welcome here. Previous: (Using an anon's OC from a previous thread. Great shot, anon.)"}
+{"text":"Moving in with my gf soon. Quite anxious about it although i'm also very excited."}
+{"text":"It feels like every day's the same And I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray And there's no color to behold They say it's over And I'm fine again Try to stay sober Feels like I'm dying"}
+{"text":"I'm 27 years old and I have never felt the touch of a woman. I have no idea how to get over this \"boohoo woe is me\" bs I have been living with all my life."}
+{"text":"It's better to never know how it feels, than to know but then lose it forever one day."}
+{"text":"I have an extremely difficult time accepting that I am truly alone. The only friends in my life are online, and as the years go by more of them move on to do things with their life while I'm still here. The past 4-5 years I've been with an entirely new group of people. However, I haven't really felt like I really belong with them; I keep thinking that I'm not truly wanted, that they have hidden chats they've made so that they can hang out without me. I'm afraid to bring it up because they're all in on it and would get rid of me by that point. Maybe it's my anxiety and self esteem, but it's been so long and I can't shake the feeling. I see it in the little things, the longer than normal pauses to respond to me compared to the others, the different tone one of them makes with me than the others, the lack of communication all around. 9 times out of 10 I'm the initiator when messaging anyone, I can never get anyone to join me to hang out or play games, while 95 percent of the time they actually do join a call in the mutual discord server it's made without me. It sounds ridiculous, but it means a lot to me because they're the few people I have left. I really don't want to have to start again like before."}
+{"text":"Trench Crusade"}
+{"text":"Just these three very specific categories."}
+{"text":"for you"}
+{"text":"*sips monster* they dont make em like they used to..."}
+{"text":"My literal childhood. C64 version of Pool of Radiance. My first D&D experience."}
+{"text":"Post pictures you took. Amateurs, professionals, anybody in between. All are welcome here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"I grew up on a dirt road with woods on all sides. The kind of place where you can't see your neighbor's house. My brother and I were exploring one day and found what looked like a small \"dwelling.\" A single bed raised off the ground with sticks and a \"mattress\" of pine needles. It was in a thick patch of trees that had the lower branches snapped off, presumably to allow freedom of movement around the little site. My brother swears he saw an \"Indian\" (as in Native Indian, not somebody from India) staring out of the woods toward the house. I saw a pair of glowing eyes across the road, maybe the size of tennis balls. In my old age I realize it was probably a big owl. Definitely had some colonial style homes in the area. Hard telling what's around there now. I moved out in 2009 and haven't visited since 2015."}
+{"text":"I see thanks for answering my annoying questions, americanon"}
+{"text":"My pleasure. This thread is one of the few places I find you can have normal conversations anymore on 4chan. Probably why I keep making the damn thing. Where do you live? The only time I've been outside the US was to visit Canada. I would really like to travel more."}
+{"text":"I live in france. I like /wg/ because there's high quality pics/images that I save to fill up my image collection (I have 30 000 pics in my folder lol)"}
+{"text":"Would love to see some cozy papes of snowy towns and cities. Can be photos, drawings, paintings, real places, fictitious, whatever you got."}
+{"text":"I need to get my Windows 7 pc fixed so I can play this again."}
+{"text":"What game is that?"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy III on the SNES"}
+{"text":"I would guess either Philly or Boston"}
+{"text":"not movie posters or AI."}
+{"text":"\"Remain,\" as if it isn't the newest form of family in a long lineage of different historical conceptions of family. Do you truly think you're at some sort of end of history stage? That there will not be further major advancements in our familial, cultural, political, and economic institutions? You make me laugh, silly liberal. But what constitutes your mother and father is very much an institution; are you aware that primitive Hawaiians, ages ago before global colonization, used to subscribe to a familial model that suggested that your brothers were as much the true and honest father of your children as you are? And likewise for mothers and their sisters? I doubt you have any real scientific understanding of human history, you are too deeply propagandized to."}
+{"text":"Let's have Masters of the Universe wallpaper thread. Any artists or series welcome. Starting with some OC, here's a pape I took from the trailer for the new game."}
+{"text":"Is that what an \"all saber tooth tiger\" diet and lifting heavy rocks and tree trunks gets you??"}
+{"text":"machinery comparison"}
+{"text":"is this loss?"}
+{"text":"driver alone in car has a mask on lmao. lol. lmao"}
+{"text":"very pretty anon i'm thinking of making it black and white for like a dark mode version you on /digishit/?"}
+{"text":"Femboy/Sissy wallpapers anime or real life"}
+{"text":"muh freeduhm retards when people do something with their freedom that doesn’t align with their retrograde ideas autisticreeeehh_3840x2160.jpeg"}
+{"text":"bumping for :33333"}
+{"text":"yeah, this is very good."}
+{"text":"From the highest tops to the deepest depths."}
+{"text":"one I just took tonight"}
+{"text":"comfy thread."}
+{"text":"Catholic/Christian Wallpapers Thread!!!! Post your best Catholic/Christian/Jesus/God/Mary-themed papes!!!"}
+{"text":"mfw half-naked twink being bdsmed amabatukam_2560x1440.jpeg"}
+{"text":"Mark 10:18 Does anybody actually read the bible?"}
+{"text":"New England thread! Anything welcome (nature, city/towns, autumn preferred) -bonus points for Massachusetts-"}
+{"text":"Halo thread, Bungie era CE heavily preferred. Fanart, official papes, screenshots, all sizes welcome."}
+{"text":"Hi /wg/. I've been writing a fantasy/alt-history Age of Sail story and would love some papers to keep the inspiration going. Anything related, like constellations (navigating by stars) and ocean life as well. Thanks in advance. <3 I'll keep dropping some of my own as well."}
+{"text":"bad game, great concept art"}
+{"text":"found something with a submarine"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that give you a feeling of melancholy. Could be pretty much anything that gives you that feeling."}
+{"text":"A more colorful version of it"}
+{"text":"post wallpaper worthy images of photographs from over 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"Love this one. Where could I find more of these photos?"}
+{"text":"Libraries were basically the internet back then. I imagine addictions in those times were much less destructive. Even an internet addiction before social media. I just wasted my whole day switching between tiktok, youtube and twitter. I learnt nothing. The days feel too short to learn anything."}
+{"text":"I learnt nothing learnt you got that right :P And it's not the days being too short, it's that you overload yourself with too much various information and switch it up rapidly. Your brain can't handle it so you develop an attention deficit disorder. Stick to 1 or 2 things and spend longer than an hour on it instead of watching 340 different things every day."}
+{"text":"google \"Crack epidemic in the United States\""}
+{"text":"The days feel too short The days aren't shorter, life just forces us to move faster. This is compounded by the fact that you didn't do anything all day and don't remember doing anything all day, so the flow of time didn't appear to you. As for life forcing us to move faster, the West (I assume you're from the West) is now in abject poverty, but the big numbers hide this from us. We are also unwilling to admit that we're poorer than all of our ancestors since and perhaps including the Great Depression, so we just work ourselves harder with side hustles and second jobs to make up for it. People become their own slave drivers, disallowing \"slacking off during working hours\" and never having time to relax. If you want your days to be long again, turn your widgets off and do nothing for 15 minutes. Just sit somewhere and do literally nothing."}
+{"text":"anything youve made your wg for humour"}
+{"text":"Lets get some fun or silly papes going here. I just lost my computer and looking for some fun and new backgrounds here's the only one i was able to recover from my old PC"}
+{"text":"oooo i love that you posted this one actually, its one of the ones i lost from my collection! thanks :)"}
+{"text":"Me likey especially her reflection nice quality"}
+{"text":"I post once or twice a week and it's different every time, wtf"}
+{"text":"last thread"}
+{"text":"looking good cirno"}
+{"text":"added a 4th monitor do you live near a landfill by any chance? looks good but you gotta figure out the wiring situation. you trained your eye not to see the wire going over the fuckking doorway, but that doesn't make it normal."}
+{"text":"nice crotchputer"}
+{"text":"So we all agree that nobody liked the last phone papes thread, right? Good. Let's not make this one like that one"}
+{"text":"Dumping clouds and coloured shapes."}
+{"text":"I'll post what I;ve got, I've gotten rather bored of them and want some new ones"}
+{"text":"Megalophobia/kaiju/space horror wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"This is the last one I have for now, have a happy new year whoever reads this!"}
+{"text":"The Base of every army in the world"}
+{"text":"If you can find a higher resolution image please post it."}
+{"text":"post em"}
+{"text":"it's pretty clear he just saw painting as another profession rather than a higher calling. It was his dream. Pic related from Mein Kampf."}
+{"text":"I'm not going to pretend like I'm some kind of genius artist or whatever. Hitler obviously painted far better than me. That being said, as far as professional artists go (ESPECIALLY ones that specialize in Architecture) Hitler was far below average. He really just didn't understand perspective at all. Your image is probably the least shitty painting he made, which is likely why it's used so often. Adolf Hitler was rejected from the most prestigious art school in Austria by an academic who was unquestionably reactionary and despised everything about non-traditional art. This was not some kind of slight against him in particular, he was not rejected because they only wanted Marxists who painted abstract depictions of synagouges. He simply wasn't good enough to be accepted into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts. He could have gotten into a different college, but not that one. If he wanted to get in with paintings of Architecture, he was going to need to distinguish himself from everybody else who was doing the exact same thing. The only way he could do that is if he had extreme technical skill. He did not. But for Hitler it was either the top or nothing at all, so he quit painting. This actually didn't play a major role in his life, he pretty much never brought it up after he got into politics. Ultimately, I really don't see the appeal. Even ignoring the war that he started that killed tens of millions of people, and the Holocaust, and the political repression, and the uncountable war crimes committed under his leadership, he wasn't really a good artist. Or an author, as he would admit himself, but that's a different story."}
+{"text":"his dream was to become an architect."}
+{"text":"Halloween and cozy / gloomy welcome too"}
+{"text":"something eye-catching, like optical illusions, mandelbrot, mandalas, type shit"}
+{"text":"36/?"}
+{"text":"37/?"}
+{"text":"38/?"}
+{"text":"39/?"}
+{"text":"40/40 Alright, hope y'all enjoy these; dump over"}
+{"text":"Papes that are in marathon and watch dogs 2 style, futuristic and colorful."}
+{"text":"feels like a nice warm nostalgic hug after a tiring day. post more sunsets"}
+{"text":"Does this count? Its sunset."}
+{"text":"Masters of the universe sitting in their thrones."}
+{"text":"Expected to see Kharn Sagara in here."}
+{"text":"Flowers, fruits, gentle water. Oases, paradises, edens. Post your most wistfully beautiful, verdant gardenscapes"}
+{"text":"I recognize yours, that's from Windows 7"}
+{"text":"This is from La Alhambra in Spain. Its a Nazarí palace, these people wanted to bring heaven to earth, instead of the christian thinking of the afterlife, which takes them to build tall churches that point to the sky. Most beautiful place ive ever been"}
+{"text":"HU HU HU WEED BRO WEEEED!!!!! grow up son."}
+{"text":"Webshit.png ? That is truly beautiful. What font is this? Have you published this project somewhere?"}
+{"text":"Boop"}
+{"text":"good at code the slop code isn't fooling anyone. helvetica bold, ecommerce glow and gradients, weird element flexing. just sit down and write what you want to write"}
+{"text":"I stg I see some of you posting AI slop here and just shake my head. The hardest part of this was the Weather and I still figured it out. The surprise me hooks into Wiby's Surprise Me Button for simpler websites (Usually older too.) For websploring."}
+{"text":"Hi I am not too sure if I am allowed to request this but I am looking for a ZIP file containing all of Roger Dean's art, or at least all of his art best for desktop wallpapers. I would compile it all myself but my current tech situation is a handicap sorry."}
+{"text":"ITT only the brightest and most vibrant SFW lemon yellow coloured papes nothing porn-related, or gold/orange/brown coloured, or weakly insipid, here please"}
+{"text":"Winter papes that evoke comfort, nostalgia, and even melancholy. Eastern bloc preferred but anywhere is welcome."}
+{"text":"when i drunk walk home from the city i end up with 5 of these photos"}
+{"text":"Took it myself a bit earlier. Cropped to 16:9."}
+{"text":"It's nice, Anon, thanks. Saved."}
+{"text":"My monitor is 4:3, can I have the uncropped image pls?"}
+{"text":"Sure, there you go. I'm happy you guys like it."}
+{"text":"Anything with an Art Deco design, including movies and games."}
+{"text":"Preferably 3440x1440"}
+{"text":"Silly game related stuff here."}
+{"text":"where's it from?"}
+{"text":"GTA: San Andreas"}
+{"text":"Post similar papes, girls/people with no face visible"}
+{"text":"Spooky/Bloody/Gore"}
+{"text":"I've been searching for more papes like these, please help a sister out! Preferably city/nature scenery for 1920x1080p. ^^"}
+{"text":"does anyone have more of or know artists that make either east asian/buddhist iconography stuff like (i especially like these two) or green forest/nature themed stuff like"}
+{"text":"preferably older than ps4/xbox one era"}
+{"text":"no chibi robo"}
+{"text":"Photos of nude gothic women that evoke a feeling of solemnness, tranquility, and remembrance while mostly in the grey tones. There should be more artistic feeling then pornographic, almost like a painting. Photography medium only, no drawings, digital art, photoshopped, Ai, etc. Filters and light editing is okay. NO AMATEUR OC"}
+{"text":"I used a random photo of Stefania Ferrario to run some AI-powered image restoration tests, specifically to remove scratches. While it didn't work perfectly, this specific result is astonishing."}
+{"text":"Where human beings are the main focus."}
+{"text":"You think miss piggy cheated on Kermit with Mark Hamill?"}
+{"text":"Anything Star Wars related. Desktop, Phone, Others. Fanart and other stuff is always welcome."}
+{"text":"the nostalgia is real...i had a toy like that as a kid i feel 50 years younger..THX^^"}
+{"text":"love the minimalistic style here!"}
+{"text":"it's super cool"}
+{"text":"pictures that are like a screenshot from a movie are one of my favorite wallpaper types. inspired by the dark winter thread which kicked it off for me to find photos like that one"}
+{"text":"aaaand done for now"}
+{"text":"The Parallax View (1974)"}
+{"text":"Post anything multicolored that uses waves, patterns, and shapes. I'm looking for trippy vibes, cloudy vibes, and flashy vibes."}
+{"text":"Phones, PDAs, Pagers, any device that's digital and fits in your hand."}
+{"text":"No offense intended, but what is the appeal of these papes? Different strokes for different folks, sure, but this seems more like a screenshot dump than anything. It's hard to imagine working most of these into a nice looking wallpaper."}
+{"text":"badass thread It's hard to imagine working most of these into a nice looking wallpaper. i totally disagree, even though the aspect ratio isn't ideal on some of them it's no weirder than having cool cars as your desktop background"}
+{"text":"fuck i got some crazy nostalgia from that one, used to have one growing up"}
+{"text":"Pics of brutalist buildings like pic related. No doomer shit"}
+{"text":"Church"}
+{"text":"A couple years back I made a thread where you had to upload a wallpaper that evoke some feeling/emotion/idea onto you. Everybody have a pape like that, lets see what your wallpapers have to say. I have saved all the papes from that thread, so I'll be posting some of them that I remember the linked feeling. Death."}
+{"text":"thats jerma bro"}
+{"text":"my man"}
+{"text":"Ambition"}
+{"text":"Adventure"}
+{"text":"The person below you determines your wallpaper for a week. Rules: Nothing NSFW, nothing inappropriate.Nothing in bad taste. Just wallpapers that won't embarrass you in front of others."}
+{"text":"you are banished back to XP"}
+{"text":"Fun thread Something without text preferred <3"}
+{"text":"Let's get them loooong boys in here"}
+{"text":"Papers any papers that look like there's a great story behind them! Also, if you see a picture posted that you have in higher res/original, feel free to post it. Starting with my very favourite."}
+{"text":"ITT only the brightest and most vibrant SFW hot pink and magenta coloured papes nothing porn-related, or pale pastel, or weakly insipid, here please"}
+{"text":"Artwork of fictional space stations, cities, starships, planetary-scale structures, dyson spheres, etc."}
+{"text":"Pls post decent knights-templar-themed wallpapers, including those which are manga-styled, if any."}
+{"text":"Blue and Orange wallpapers"}
+{"text":"i think these are really cool. simple, beautiful, sfw so one can use them everywhere"}
+{"text":"I always loved the Mavericks background"}
+{"text":"This board has been so fucking dead for months."}
+{"text":"I don't see no 'foam' anywhere. Where is it?"}
+{"text":"ai please keep this shit off this board. go to deviantart or some other shithole and post it there."}
+{"text":"obsessed kek"}
+{"text":"This is really good. Almost fully plain but somehow extremely pleasant to look at. I might keep it forever. Thank you, anon."}
+{"text":"Anything arcane im using this screenshot at the moment"}
+{"text":"Is the second season good? I haven't watched it yet."}
+{"text":"CCP EURO ASIA JINX"}
+{"text":"Stop blaming other races for your innate necrophilia. Every student of art knows that white women reach peak performance by dying without sex. It is the white woman's main parlour trick, supreme vocation, and appeal. To this end, your morbid race bans pornography and restricts reproduction to bare minimum sufficient to ensure a trickle supply of sickly virgins."}
+{"text":"Those pics are from like last year, she's been whoring herself out for half a decade at this point"}
+{"text":"heres your AI"}
+{"text":"sup /wg/, im tryna move to GA sometime next year. looking for any related papes, anything from metro ATL to the beautiful ecology is appreciated..!"}
+{"text":"Picnic and Connie's were the best date spots in Dahlonega. When I was heartbroken up there back in college I would just walk from Preachers Rock to Blood Mountain and back on days I didn't work. Its beautiful in that town but damn can it get lonely."}
+{"text":"Because it's the superior color"}
+{"text":"Share some prog rock wallpapers, new or old, or anything music-related if you want too"}
+{"text":"Incredibly underrated album. My favourite Rush album"}
+{"text":"Been listening to this so much lately. Fucking masterpiece. Not a conventional \"prog\" album but yes."}
+{"text":"Made this some time ago because I liked that cover."}
+{"text":"post 4k wallpapers regardless of category, sfw or not/ blacklist: - anime; - coomerwave bs."}
+{"text":"is there a name for this hiroshi nagai aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"here REEEEEEE!!! ANIMES!!!"}
+{"text":"is there a name \"i am a massive faggot\" style"}
+{"text":"when was the last time /wg/ got desktop thread? you guys do have beautiful desktops back then"}
+{"text":"colors are not cohesive, you have multiple shades of blue. typically you also want to avoid *fully* saturated colors. not like you can't have a bright rice but try to avoid like #00FF00 yannow. Otherwise you should pay attention to stroke widths because yours are all over the place. just making a font larger will also make it thicker, so look around for multi-weight fonts you can use to try to balance things out. that, and maybe find some icons that mesh with your vibe a little better, your weather and wireless/audio icons are gratingly different. also, you're having legibility issues on your wifi and highlighted date cause you're too saturated on your FG and too bright on your BG. get a backdrop under the calendar or choose your colors better. the \"activate arch\" is cute tho 4/10 you're getting there 8106764 legitimately melancholic i love this 8109838 now that's a damn personal computer step 1 is making all your palettes and fonts match. your terminal, music player, and broswer are all doing their own shit. custom CSS for 4chan if you have to, and hide those ugly browser icons or replace them with something that matches the native browser theme. you could also use some padding and a real color scheme. don't use #00FF00 unless you're going all in on a tty vibe imo 4/10 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"8 months in i'm thinking of switching distro, where should I go?"}
+{"text":"depends on why you want to switch if you wanna learn more about linux then unironically gentoo alpine & chimera are cool too"}
+{"text":"tweaked the widget a little, i think i'm happy with this setup"}
+{"text":"scifi, fantasy, space, science, programing, art, architecture, landscapes, anime, whatever as long as its 1440 for trip monitors"}
+{"text":"All things green all shades welcome"}
+{"text":"Weirdly specific, but I’m looking to make a custom mtg play mat with a cozy tavern/inn vibe. Hoping for something high quality that won’t look awful when it’s printed."}
+{"text":"wtf is this? this looks horrible"}
+{"text":"An urban view from above. Ideally from old brick apartments and buildings in NYC but skyscrapers are also welcome."}
+{"text":"Dinosaur wallpapers. Any kind. Real, fantasy, cartoon, realistic..."}
+{"text":"Haven't seen one of these in a while. A is for Axe"}
+{"text":"S is for Sanrio"}
+{"text":"T is for Teldrassil"}
+{"text":"U is for UFO"}
+{"text":"V is for Vietnam"}
+{"text":"W for Where Are My Trunks?"}
+{"text":"old thread Just post some decent quality 4:3 papes good for both CRTs and LCDs."}
+{"text":"Do you by any chance remember where this wallpaper first came out? I remember a site that had naruto tags and wallpapers like this, with abstract backgrounds. The sites layout was quite thematic, with a scroll serving as a menu iirc."}
+{"text":"IT IS HOT"}
+{"text":"I'm going to dump what I've got for the people I have here that need what I've got, which is why I'm here."}
+{"text":"What is this style of wallpapers called and where can I find more of it?"}
+{"text":"This specific style is called metalheart. look up the wallpaper packs by desktopgeneration on itch. io, they r pretty sick"}
+{"text":"not op You are a God sent, thanks man!"}
+{"text":"anime wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Sure"}
+{"text":"The space between your ears."}
+{"text":"Apocalyptic Thread"}
+{"text":"If it's pixelated, drop it. Bonus points for scenery. Dropping my collection. I'm a big fan of old point and click adventure games like King's Quest, and Fallout, so any backgrounds/scenery from those games you wanna share is very welcome, even kid's stuff like PuttPutt and Pajama Sam."}
+{"text":"Caring about Twitter's opinion on anything Now that we know is ran by saars trying to make a quick buck"}
+{"text":"Something like this. Higher resolution images are desired, but not required."}
+{"text":"Preferably high contrast"}
+{"text":"this seems like a super autistic thing"}
+{"text":"I have a couple dozen of these wall papers that just have juxtaposed geometric inlays, mostly triangles. Idk what to call them but I want more"}
+{"text":"South Park Other cartoons are fine too"}
+{"text":"What rhymes with orange?"}
+{"text":"lol, made this edit today and it’s already on wall haven? wow, people are fast"}
+{"text":"Doorhinge"}
+{"text":"- photography/irl -somewhat minimal - have this aesthetically pleasing, closed in feel sorta like the oculus quest home areas"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"Poppy seed noodles – best sweetened with acacia honey"}
+{"text":"post apocalyptic settings portrayed as peaceful rather than hostile, especially if nature has overtaken an industrialized settlement like in the op pic let me know if anyone has a better name for this"}
+{"text":"Dark Western Fantasy, Weird West, Paranormal or Not."}
+{"text":"Penos"}
+{"text":"Good thread"}
+{"text":"Looking for more like this please! 4k highly preferred!"}
+{"text":"Star Trek: The Animated Series"}
+{"text":"only good art is OP papes for this feel?"}
+{"text":"Post Frutiger Aero/Glacier/Aqua/Metro/Aurora wallpapers here!"}
+{"text":"Ai is literally the antithesis of frutiger's promise"}
+{"text":"I say fruit-iger"}
+{"text":"It was the last form of optimism before everyone started swallowing blackpills"}
+{"text":"We never really had it to begin with, it was something to aspire to, but THEY ultimately decided people were easier to demoralize with making shit look bland and ugly. In a better world, Microsoft and others would have continued evolving Aero instead of moving onto gay ass metro shit for Windows 8 which evolved into the more bland ass \"Okay, you either get black or white\" Windows 10 and 11. You will own nothing, you will eat bugs, you will live in the pods, you won't even have an actual computer anymore, and everything you look at will look like shit, even art will be an unfunny joke at best and horrible on average, and you will be happy."}
+{"text":"I say frutigga"}
+{"text":"i've just generated an ai image, that means it looks like ai art or something else this wallpaper is for phones like iPhone and Android"}
+{"text":"paneer spotted also unban me dyaush motherfucker"}
+{"text":"fuckin dumbass"}
+{"text":"तुम्हारी माँ एक पाकिस्तानी वेश्या थी और तुम्हारे पिता डाउन सिंड्रोम से ग्रस्त एक दलित थे। मैं तुम्हारे परिवार के सम्मान पर पेशाब करता हूँ!"}
+{"text":"ai art keep that ejaculate inside tissues or chuck it in the toilet (deviantart)"}
+{"text":"A nice SFW Christmas papes thread. Looking for comfy Christmas feels, vintage Christmas aesthetics, all that good stuff. I know it's early, but c'mon. It's always fun."}
+{"text":"Another Kinkade for the pile."}
+{"text":"Not as 'Christmassy' as I thought, so here's one more."}
+{"text":"Isn't that Disney World?"}
+{"text":"Art Thread"}
+{"text":"Any Paul Bonner art with good resolution?"}
+{"text":"be attractive woman get away with crime that's a very common story even today."}
+{"text":"16:9 aspect ratio wallpapers seem somewhat rare on this board, so I will post what I have. If it is 16:9 and SFW then it goes."}
+{"text":"page 10 Man, people really don't like 16:9 here huh."}
+{"text":"Are you incapable of making decisions without the guidance of anonymous internet strangers? Open this thread for some recommendations."}
+{"text":"Orthodox reverence for commentators like Shankara can become an obstacle to knowledge, placing the authority of the commentator above the original text. Shankara himself is a \"modern,\" separated by centuries from the Vedas and Upanishads, and his work should be studied but not allowed to \"fetter inquiry.\" When commentating, Shankara is always \"prepossessed by the necessity of justifying his philosophy.\" His goal is not to use philosophy to explain the Vedanta, but to use the Vedanta to support his philosophy. This makes his commentaries works of metaphysical polemic rather than pure exegesis, compelling the Sruti to agree with his preconceived views. The Isha Upanishad, with its synthesis of God and World, Action and Freedom, offered \"almost insuperable difficulties\" to Shankara's extreme illusionism. His struggle is evident in his commentary, which reduces the Upanishad's \"fine thought & admirable expression to incoherence & slipshod clumsiness.\" He is forced to dismiss verses affirming action as being for \"the ignorant,\" a device that stultifies the text's integral message. In commenting on the highly symbolic Brihadaranyaka Upanishad, Shankara relied too much on \"scholarship & intellectual inference & too little on his intuitions.\" Unable to penetrate the deeper etymological and symbolic meanings (e.g., of the names of the sacrificial Horse), he retreats from his own intuitions, showing the limits of a purely logical intellect when faced with mystic symbolism. Sri Aurobindo advises fixing on the idea of Lila (divine play) rather than Maya. Lila is a \"deeper and more penetrating word\" which includes the idea of Maya but exceeds it, avoiding the association of the \"vanity of all things\" which is central to Shankara's doctrine. Maya is not originally an illusion but the \"power of infinite consciousness to comprehend, contain in itself and measure out... Name and Shape.\" There is a higher, divine Maya of Truth-Power and a lower, mental Maya of Illusion-Power. The lower Maya, which creates the appearance of division and ignorance, is governed by the higher Maya, which knows the truth behind appearances and guides the evolution towards its affirmation. Maya is not originally an illusion but the \"power of infinite consciousness to comprehend, contain in itself and measure out... Name and Shape.\" There is a higher, divine Maya of Truth-Power and a lower, mental Maya of Illusion-Power. The lower Maya, which creates the appearance of division and ignorance, is governed by the higher Maya, which knows the truth behind appearances and guides the evolution towards its affirmation."}
+{"text":"I'm only now trying to get around to reading the thread btw, thanks for the effortposts."}
+{"text":"Reminder that Advaita Vedanta advocates for the Atman being indistinguishable as a proper Being, therefore is Nastika, therefore is heretic, therefore is not real Vedanta. And that is a good thing."}
+{"text":"Buddha himself says both way too much and way too little according to scriptures and who you trust for them. Dhammapada is short and sweet. Endless theravada discourses aren't really worth it. Mahayana sutras are weird. Not a bad tradition either em tho. Many say anatta is a sort of negative theology of atman ineffable. Good philosophy and good praxes but takes some digging. And one must be dedicated to get most out. Hinduism is neat tho. Very old scriptures. And stuff like yoga sutras is very practiceable. Shankara is like jnana yoga. Spiritual realization thru intellect. I would argue that intellect alone is not the whole path. Mayhaps that is why people find him dry. Does not the Guenonposter seem dry? He is not creative and liberated but instead seems anal about text and tradition. One must do karma and bhakti as well and best of all raja yoga."}
+{"text":"Shankara doesn't seem to (doctrinally, which is what we're concerned with; before someone matching Shankarian high-key autistic torturing cites his devotional poetry or whatever) move past asserting the absolute Infinite, and I feel like I get what that is about from reading Guenon's work on metaphysics (in addition to Gaudapada Karika with Shankarabhasya). There is a lot that could be said in response to this, it seriously underestimates how much metaphysical work is actually involved in his project which is extraordinarily-rich metaphysically yet with a simplicity that is rarely found present alongside this to the same degree, which itself requires great skill. Yes, he doesn't try to prove Brahman's existence logically because logic is by its nature not capable of exhaustively capturing or objectifying the nature of the Absolute and moreover it would conflict with the Sruti being the unique source of authoritative knowledge of the actual nature of the Absolute. However there is still much heavy lifting to do aside from this which he accomplishes with ease, without which Shankara would not have the reputation as the respected metaphysician that he does possess. Some examples: 1) He rigorously reconstructs the entire field of experience as an appearance in non-dual Braham and as part of that he provides a rigorous metaphysical analysis of causality, appearance, identity, negation, and epistemic error. 2) He solves the problem of the One and the many with his doctrine of Vivartavada which is not a handwave but a carefully argued account of how change, plurality, and determination can appear empirically in a way that is consistent, ordered and mind-independent but without compromising the absoluteness, immutability and simplicity of the indeterminate Absolute. 3) Related to the above is his developed of a nuanced ontology of levels of reality (pāramārthika, vyāvahārika, and prātibhāsika) that remains subordinated to overall non-duality and divine simplicity while allowing him to account for empirical regularity, moral responsibility, and soteriological practice. 4) His theory of error and appearance especially the opening of his bhashya on the Brahma-Sutras is one of the most sophisticated treatments of misidentification in premodern philosophy that does not simply posit illusion but explains how the superimposition of subject and object arises, how language and conceptuality participate in it, and why it is beginningless yet removable, a full metaphysics of cognition."}
+{"text":"In some of the shorter bhashyas and non-commentarial works the full depth of his thought is not evident, it's in the longer prose commentaries stretching into the hundreds of pages where he really shines as a thinker, most notably the bhashyas on the Brahma Sutras and on the Brihadaranyaka, Chandogya and Taittiriya Upanishads, and also to a lesser degree in the Gita-bhashya. Upadesasahasri gets close to the heights of his greatest bhashyas at times but it requires prior knowledge of most/all of his bhashyas to fully understand all of it subtleties. It could be said that he doesn't even need to \"assert the absolute Infinite\", since this is already proclaimed by the divinely-revealed scriptures that are treated as authoritative knowledge of such, and that his project as a metaphysician is to clarify the conditions under which liberating knowledge is possible and to show that this is coherent. Within that horizon, his refusal to attempt to logically prove the existence and nature of the Absolute is not an omission but is a disciplined philosophical choice that proceeds from a correct understanding of the terminus of rigorous metaphysical analysis. Is there a reason to think that Shankara has any thought with regards the way to realization, and in particular any better than say Siddhartha the Buddha does? They approach the question from different angles, Shankara belongs to a tradition that is already committed to metaphysical inquiry into subjects like being, self, and absolute reality, and accordingly gives a more systematic metaphysical account of liberation than Buddha does whereas Buddha approaches liberation from a position of non-commitment to metaphysics and which involves focusing more on practice and the phenomenology or psychology of mental transformation and suffering and release from it."}
+{"text":"Best books to buy Evangelicals that have almost zero knowledge of Church history to prove Catholicism?"}
+{"text":"There's no sex in heaven. yes there is...there will be whatever you desire and you will be young forever, for me I want to go to a star wars Universe, but the best thing is being face to face with Allah SWT. Ruyat Allah Why wouldnt you appeal to a person who knows more than you? if you are having stomach problems would you ask a mechanic or go to a doctor?"}
+{"text":"there will be whatever you desire Would you rather heaven be what you desire heaven to be or what God desires your heaven to be?"}
+{"text":"His story about being bitten by a venemous snake that the natives recognized as deadly on Malta and surviving is not true because there weren’t nor have there ever been any species of poisonous snakes on the island at any point in time Okay but where is the pudding with the proof in it? If anything the deeper I go into studying the historicity of the Bible and what the Church teaches I stray further from it because it seems like planned out mythmaking meant to appeal to peoples fears of the afterlife"}
+{"text":"now? probably not most are just \"christian\" in name like in Europe and south America and America, africa is different because while Muslim i still admire the ORiental orthodox for their faith. but on an individual level Muslims as a vas majority are far more serious and take our religion more serious than Christians"}
+{"text":"Why wouldnt you appeal to a person who knows more than you? Because if I appeal to the Pope, Islam is deboonked because the Pope said Islam is a false religion. Are you following why this is a bad argument?"}
+{"text":"It's a catch-22 of sorts. As you say in your other post, the real narrative punch of trans stories comes from the idea of people that don't fit into their own bodies and attempt a switch that at once feels correct but is also unfamiliar But with magic and high technology that's a lot harder to get right. After all, if a druid can shapeshift into a bear, or a potion can heal mortal wounds, or a doctor can just grow a new limb for you, then it's probably trivial to swap genders. And if it's not obvious that you're trans, are you really trans? There's a tranny in the 2nd Pathfinder game that I think is a good template for a story. In it, there's an NPC that you'd never think is a man, other than she's a bit rough around the edges. You can eventually drag it out of her, and it's in the context that she used to be very poor and essentially became an adventurer so that she could afford the expensive MTF potion. I think it'd be night to have gender-bender character that can *technically* achieve perfect transition, but has to constantly go on dungeon dives for money, or slay mythical beasts for ingredients, or whatever else, and it's a constant tension of feeling right but it being very hard to maintain vs. having an easier but more miserable, discordant life."}
+{"text":"the concept is just forever tainted. you start putting that shit in your book and most people envision that stupid pink and blue flag and associate it with some pronoun warrior tramping over a community or trying to push some weird fetish shit where it doesn't belong."}
+{"text":"Has anyone read the new Dresden Files yet?"}
+{"text":"Look to animals for a lot of answers. The most infamous is the sphex wasp. It has a complex, methodical, intelligent-seeming method for constructing nests, laying an exact number of eggs inside, finding an exact number of insects to feed its young, paralyzing them and dragging them back to the nest via their antennae, and so on But what scientists have found is that the wasp behaviors are incredibly fragile and easy to disrupt. For example, if the grasshopper they sting lacks antennae they don't think to drag by their legs or wings, and instead they simply move on. Another example: When they bring a paralyzed insect to its nest they drop it by the entrance and inspect the nest first. But if that insect is then moved - whether by wind, another insect, whatever - the wasp gets stuck in a loop. If they relocate the insect they'll bring it back, once again drop it off at the entrance and inspect the nest, and they'll do this forever if the insect keeps getting moved. There was one study where the grasshopper in question wasn't fully paralyzed and would drag itself a couple inches away every time it was set down, and the wasp repeated the loop indefinitely until it died. So their intelligence is closer to that of a robot's program, there's no conscious awareness, it's all instinct and compulsion. There's no ability for them to take a step \"back\" into themselves and think on what they're doing, why, and if they can control it further What Blindsight ultimately argues is that in a hypothetical situation where a robot's programming is very robust, intelligent, and not easily broken, is the ability to step back and override your instincts actually a liability? What's the point of awareness if our instincts are so honed that we don't need to take the wheel?"}
+{"text":"Why not both?"}
+{"text":"How do we, as in collectively /lit/, stop the millennial manchild “reader” epidemic ?"}
+{"text":"What if \"expose myself\" to your mom?"}
+{"text":"We're all very impressed"}
+{"text":"because they are."}
+{"text":"I kneel"}
+{"text":"Wendigoon did things."}
+{"text":"How many books do you read per year?"}
+{"text":"Probably more like 30."}
+{"text":"maybe 10"}
+{"text":"Well, I'm on my fourth book this year."}
+{"text":"I think i read around 30 or so last year plus a couple short story collections"}
+{"text":"Nah, reading more shorter novels than longer is better as its easier to squeeze them into one's reading schedule. 1x1000=1000 3x500=1500 4x400=1500 6x300=1500 7x200=1500 30x100=3000 ~50 is better than 6x500 5x400 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I continued searching for a job, but I still wasn’t able to find one. I refused all of the jobs that Tony suggested to me. The problem was that most of the jobs that were available to me at the time were jobs I considered to be beneath me. My mother wanted me to get a simple retail job, and the thought of myself doing that was mortifying. It would be completely against my character. I am an intellectual who is destined for greatness. I would never perform a low-class service job.\" \"My father told me that I could work for his friend Karl Champley for a few weeks, to help him build a staircase in his new house. I knew Karl quite well, for he used to come over to father’s for dinner occasionally. Karl was just finishing up building his new house in Woodland Hills, just a few minutes away from father’s house, and he offered to hire me to help with the staircase.\" \"I agreed to take this job. Sure, construction work was lowly and laborious, but this was different. This was more like assisting a friend, and it would be in a private environment. It was the perfect temporary job opportunity, and it would most definitely get my mother off my back. I still wasn’t able to drive, so I rode my bicycle there from mother’s house every morning. The trip on the bicycle took 30 minutes. It was grueling to ride a bicycle up that steep winding road every day, but it provided good exercise, which I was in need of. I worked with Karl every weekday for about three weeks. It turned out to be quite a pleasant experience. Karl was very friendly and I enjoyed working with him. When we finished the staircase, which was a spiral staircase that led up to his roof-deck, we took a moment to admire the work we did.\" \"On my last day working for Karl, I decided to stop by at father’s house to have a drink. I was quite parched from the bicycle ride. I entered the house without knocking because I believed I had the right to. As the eldest son, the house should be my house after my father. Soumaya was surprised to see me, and she got angry that I didn’t knock. To teach me a lesson, she ordered me to go back outside and knock. I refused, telling her that she has no right to order me around anymore. I then helped myself to a glass of water. Soumaya knocked the glass of water out of my hand and it shattered on the floor. Father clamored angrily up the stairs from his office demanding to know what was going on. The three of us had a heated argument, and of course father took Soumaya’s side. They both kicked me out of the house, telling me that I’m not to return. I felt betrayed and humiliated as I furiously made my way back to mother’s house. At that very moment, I hated both of them, and I wouldn’t see either of them for many months. For those months, my father was dead to me. My mother was all I had left in this bleak world.\" Why do you think Elliot settled on this writing style? It reminds me of A Confederacy of Dunces if it was written in first person."}
+{"text":"not hearing your own sister getting dicked down putting down your self-esteem You absolutely can. It happened to me and while I wouldn't say I turned out fine I haven't killed anyone nor am I filled with enough venom to ever considering doing so out of desire of revenge against society or something"}
+{"text":"Anecdotal, but I personally lost any attachment with my high school social circle as soon as I finished school, and I made a new one once I started college, and none of those friends and acquaintances I actually met in college. Been friends with some of them for about 15 years now, but as soon as they started families and had less time to hang out I just went outside and made a new social circle with a group of younger people I just met on events. The only friend I have had since childhood I basically had not interacted with for 8 years while he was in a relationship and I was more than happy to welcome him in my new circle once he ended the relationship and had little social life It's just you who is incapable of forming bonds I'm afraid anon. It was always just a you problem"}
+{"text":"Its so funny knowing he died a virgin and didnt even manage to kill a single woman. The epitome of a loser."}
+{"text":"Its so funny knowing he died a virgin and didnt even manage to kill a single woman. The epitome of a loser."}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"any Celine enjoyers? do you recommend?"}
+{"text":"bumpsky is anyone reading something else than Dostoyevsky or Joyce here"}
+{"text":"The only Celine book I truly enjoyed is Trifles for a Massacre."}
+{"text":"Extremely captivating writing style, it feels like he's just shooting the shit while also rolling it all up into some grand magisterial declamation. Unbelievably colorful (and vulgar) language, and a hell of a good time if you gel with how he sees things. If you do decide to read Death on Credit make sure it's the Manheim translation. Ideally Celine is to be read in French but alas"}
+{"text":"je parle un peu mais cest probablement trop deficile merci for this description, i will dig into it"}
+{"text":"Almost every other major writer in Europe is boycotting Israel Not our guy though. He says boycotting Israel reflects moral cowardice and preferring physical pleasure and ease to higher principles"}
+{"text":"You mean that hollow shell of a religion centered in Rome whoring itself out to the world and calling itself Catholic? That ain't the Catholic Church, and the fact that it's complicit in crimes against faith and humanity shows it is apostate."}
+{"text":"On 4chan this is like a roulette game. Nazi or far leftist. Spin the wheel."}
+{"text":"The French boomer"}
+{"text":"The right hates Soros because he said Bin Laden and 9/11 should be investigated by interpol before assuming he did it and because he said Hamas and Hezbollah were rational actors who behave the same as Jews would in their shoes. Ever since then he became Satan to the right but he has certainly not done a lot for immigration compared to major immigration organizations. His think tank is mainly about lobbying for freeze speech in shitholes"}
+{"text":"demographic crisis. Too few white people can fulfill labor demands, so the government imports third-worlders to keep the economy running. 1) they don’t work enough to be a net gain, people confuse the refugee immigration with actual skilled worker immigration all the time, on purpose 2) even if their primary virtue is filling the ranks and shitting out more kids, it only lasts a generation then they are as low as natives, meaning it’s mutting the country only to kick the problem down the road 20 years meanwhile all the problems of immigration kills society faster 3) bizarrely neocons, neolibs and the left are all holding hands to swear immigration must happen for the economy’s sake. Even if you import half of africa this shell game runs out eventually. Demographic plateauing must happen, so why not deal with how to do that before losing your country to thirdies? What is the point of delaying? Because it’s all a house of cards built on lies about endless growth through debt thanks to population inflation? Oh ok. And this will be solved by progressively taking in 500 million chinese and indians and africans, somehow. At least until all the boomers are dead. After that the world can become a funeral pyre so who cares. This political issue is the most insane to me because nobody is saying anything that makes any sense if you think about it for 5 minutes. It’s not even about hating immigration, the logic of the economics MAKES NO SENSE. Meanwhile nobody is willing to address the actual problem of what a future without population driven debt looks like. We’ll all just have to kill ourselves I guess?"}
+{"text":"and that’s a good thing"}
+{"text":"Lmfao"}
+{"text":"What is mentally wrong with these hustle-culture billionaire-worshipping fags?"}
+{"text":"Wisdom per page percentage? Does that mean how many of the pages have wisdom at all or the average amount of each page that contains wisdom? I'm thinking ESL on this one."}
+{"text":"Ay brother zoomer. We were born in weird times. But the internet is a blessing to unlearn all the weird shit from public education. :)"}
+{"text":"no \"The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck\" reddit list"}
+{"text":"Why did this disgusting racist piece of shit's writing get so popular?"}
+{"text":"how did lovecraft know without indian street food videos? even africans mocke them for it"}
+{"text":"Different races are not equal and the suffering of individuals of lesser races is not a product of white people because people do not control reality and man is not god. It is a product of their own nature and the nature of their context. And regardless of any of that they are still individually responsible for their own fate and lives."}
+{"text":"wow, finally something libs are correct about"}
+{"text":"whites are the real victims"}
+{"text":"Likely read the available travel guides and reports of missionaries."}
+{"text":"Another Lavren thread? edition. Old"}
+{"text":"Your posts are self-evidently retarded. Nobody needs to \"try\" anything and you have no \"case\", just incoherent ooga-booga noises as if you're trying to demonstrate what an irredeemable savage you are."}
+{"text":"You guys call yourselves the land of freedom, right? Yeah for us, not for you."}
+{"text":"I'm not an alcoholic but when I drink socially I just can't quit. I want to keep the party going, and by doing so I keep drinking. It's not a massive problem in itself but I end up losing a whole day hungover, as I can't read/write/function with a hangover. I think I need to find a new social outlet but the English pub is one of the few places where you're not going to be forced to deal with people you actively disagree with, like a bookclub or exercise group, for example."}
+{"text":"Tuesday 20th January Woke up to the mistakes of my past. Years unemployed, producing nothing from it. An evening on the sofa, numbing the pain with cartoons. Turning away from it all. 9am. Earlier than yesterday. Didn’t set an alarm, why bother. Nicotine addiction and coffee call me out of this rut. Two pleasures I have right now. Imagined how it would feel to wake up hastily for work, less time to think, no time for “nothing”. Large portion of my evening fantasising about writing that book. Being an author. The idea, easier than the method, haunting me with dialogue that rushes through my brain. Overcome. I sit there, defeated. Glanced around the flat, trying to see as a stranger would; gloomy grey floor, dirty socks, scribbles of a mad man scattered to curtains that haven’t opened in days. Doesn’t belong to someone who is smart, productive or happy. Belongs to something, trapped between the reality of the world and an idea of it. Scared to take the plunge back into the world of work/volunteering. Looking at how useless I am. Strange now, shy and timid. Reality crushing down, on that small jewel I grip tightly to my chest of being bright, charming and smart. Collapsed under days on the bar, Harveys scrap yard, singled out as weird, odd, mute. The child without all his marbles. Struggling to fit in, with looks that say “there’s something wrong with him”. Abundant now they will be. Being a part of a new world, where my illusions are taken away. What I think I am compared to who I am. Struggling to face the other. Who stays inside all day through fear, who is shy, cold to others, afraid to be seen. Eats ready made pizzas. Gorges on chocolate, sits alone in the dark. Numb, to everything. Back to a fantasy where things may change, even though they don't. Accept it, won’t accept it. To the bottom again. Years gone now. Finding myself older, coy, timid, at an age where most people are set in themselves; confident, content. Others gaze in relief: “Least that’s not me”. This plaque that i carry. Of what not to be. Remembering him and all the lies he told his friends and family. Protecting himself. Me the shield to hide who he was, how he was, in his sexuality. The lullaby I’ve sang for two weeks becoming fainter, out of key, teetering out. Breaks the slumber of wanting to be with him, joining him, to a place not here, where hope is not lost. Hazy and confused, I sit. Two lonely bodies, wrapped around one-another. Death entered with clarity, separating us."}
+{"text":"skipped my 2 hour nursing lab to read hamlet"}
+{"text":"Your age The last book you finished and your thoughts on it The book you're currently reading and your thoughts on that"}
+{"text":"super!!"}
+{"text":"38 Literally just finished the new Dresden Files, Twelve Months. It was above average, but not good. It's good to revisit the characters and I was definitely immersed, but at the same time it definitely feels like one of them Chink stories where \"the character solves all the problems without any real consequence.\""}
+{"text":"You really gonna tell me that this thread has been up for SEVENTEEN DAYS and you guys are STILL reading the same books? I posted thirteen days ago and I'm already into my FOURTH book of the month. Step it up."}
+{"text":"That’s every Dresden Files book though. I still eat the slop up every time"}
+{"text":"read andrei bely instead"}
+{"text":"I notice that the trend in literature after the peak of modernism in Joyce and Proust has been towards taking interiority out of fiction. By interiority I mean the living and authentic sense of the inner thoughts and feelings that lie behind expressions and behaviors of the characters. Writers like Cormac McCarthy are the epitome of pure exteriority. But contemporary fiction, even that with the most humdrum and domestic setting, also refuses to engage in interiority. Why is this?"}
+{"text":"Who does that really? Mccarthy is the exception, not the norm. Most late modernists and postmodernists followed Joyce to the point the interiority became hyper self-reflexive."}
+{"text":"Really? Seems to me most litfic being written is first person autofiction slop"}
+{"text":"Why is this? Writers don't emulate other writers anymore, they emulate television/movies"}
+{"text":"i don't know but i can tell you're a twitfag with how each sentence is its own paragraph, only techbro masculinity grifters write like this because they want your attention span to go down"}
+{"text":"kek gottem"}
+{"text":"I had a most shameful and distressing interview with poor dear Tom Eliot, who may be called dead to us all from this day forward. He has become an Anglo-Catholic, believes in God and immortality, and goes to church. I was really shocked. A corpse would seem to me more credible than he is. I mean, there's something obscene in a living person sitting by the fire and believing in God. --- Virginia Woolf"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Which morals prohibit it?"}
+{"text":"Pro tip: Whenever a person says this, just tell them \"the only reason you want punishment for rape is because it is the only thing that stops you from raping.\""}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"projection"}
+{"text":"God I hate Continental Philosophy. Not only is most of it pseud bullshit but it's also originated some of the most destructive and divisive ideas in human history. Look, just study Analytic Philosophy, it's mathematically rigorous and functions like an actual discipline. You actually have to have a high IQ to study it."}
+{"text":"You will still never be a woman."}
+{"text":"Terms are kinda like a cave Bwahahahaahahahahah"}
+{"text":"Analytical philosophy is literally wordcelery because they couldn't comprehend analogy and metaphor (visual medium)."}
+{"text":"This was a fun thread. We need more analytical v continental threads. Its so funny"}
+{"text":"I don't give a flying fuck who you've read and where your background is. You do, which is why you keep trying to locate me in a specious tradition that only exists to analytics, and why you keep skirting around how someone with that thoroygh background can read Hegel, Nietzsche, and Heidegger profitably. Oh you mean just like your ideologue idiots holding every humanities chairs in university, shitting up the curriculum, as they pleasantly sniff their own elitist farts from their comfy ivory towers, not letting a WORD against their dogmatism get through. Fuck you and your hypocrisy I don't care if that shit happens in Oxford as well your shit universities do the same. Making my point yet again. The modern academy has no monopoly on philosophy; I don't even think well of the pomo set, but I'm not about to pretend, like you, that academic honors are the end of philosophy. The fact that you're indifferent to analytic ideologues undermines your point totally. Philosophy HAS historically resembled the analytic approach! It's your shit tradition that refuses to teach even BASIC reasoning skills. No it hasn't, your understanding is totally anachronistic. I never dismissed it and actually I greatly appreciate the mythic undertones of it. The difference between me and you is that that's all you can see, and you make a mockery of it and of Parmenides project. I'm actually interested in getting to the truth of the matter JUST LIKE HE WAS AND JUST LIKE PLATO WAS. No, and no. Making sense of what Parmenides is doing means taking seriously what he intends by writing in epic meter about an apparently revelatory experience. You don't take seriously either element, and you reduce revelation to \"mythic undertones\" that can be set beside the teaching about the Way of Truth and the Way of Opinion. You don't even care about the necessary connection between the latter to the former. And Plato's dialogues are all protreptic, and they're concerned just as with dwelling on the manifold whys of falsehood as they are on what's narrowly true, because they start from the proper starting place for philosophy, pre-philosophic opinions and how they smuggle themselves into theoria, which you're satisfied to take for granted. YOU. DUMB. CONTINENTAL. CUNT. Now now, that's not very rational of you."}
+{"text":"If I wasn't lazy I would edit the subtitles of the first episode where Egg says his name, add \"And I go by they/them pronouns\" to ragebait."}
+{"text":"george likes show sansa more than his own Has he gone senile?"}
+{"text":"Harry Lloyd The guy is an excellent actor."}
+{"text":"The Normans didn’t magically turn into Frenchies in 100 years dimwit. They kinda did. William the Conqueror was only the 6th generation since his Scandinavian ancestor Rollo swore fealty to the French and was granted Normandy in 911 AD. By 1066 (only a 155 years later) the Normans were wholly French."}
+{"text":"it's weird how he can have the most crackpot theories about ASOIAF and then the most milquetoast, black-and-white, one-dimensional political views kek"}
+{"text":"She looks familiar. Why does she look familiar?"}
+{"text":"bootleg scully"}
+{"text":"gombrowicz based"}
+{"text":"lowry - under the volcano Holy based, although in my own top 25 it's dead last, still a phenomenal book."}
+{"text":"The only rule is to contribute just one sentence at a time. James walked down the hotel hallway, the tough, tight carpet muffling his footsteps."}
+{"text":"Nathasha, coming out of her unsuccessful necromantic operation, mediated and modulated by belladonna anti-asthma medication and krokodil, staggered to her feet and looked at shifting gray carpet that was the Atlantika Sea. Suddenly, it torknulo, the way it did after three bottles of Stolichnaya: she received intuitive insight into William's whereabouts and the impending catastrophe brought by God who didn't exist in the glorious Liberal Union but, against all arguments of the Liberal Academia, actually did. She ran to her Tesla-Volga and input Diddy Ivanovich Johnsonov's number on the rotary dial of the phone. After Diddy picked and said his iconic line (Hey, malchik, want analchik?) Natasha, sweat excited, said, \"Tvoyut mat, blyad nigga, I know where that fuckin' ebanyi v rot pidor mothafuckin' is? Get your ebanutyi ass in the fuckin' car and storm, suka blyat, to Bellevue durdom nahui fuckin' right now. See the red rocket in the sky?\" - a giggle on the other end - \"If we ain't there in time the motherfuckin' eben goes tits up and we're fuckin', zaebis, blyad, fried, homie. So get yo petushara ass there in no time, ebyosh? Check your televidenie, the Govorit Washington station. Motherfuckin' pimpin Alyoha Jones is there. Yo know wat that, blyad, means? It's a real ass end'o'the hood pizdets, mat eho suka hanui blyad,\""}
+{"text":"James recognized the face, it looked similar to his own. He realized that William... was his older brother. \"Ayo man, what dafuq dese retarded ass niggas doin man? I'm gettin too old for dis sheet\" Bugs (who was a proud black man) croaked from a pool of his own blood"}
+{"text":"\"Dese muthafuggin retards and dey games gon to be the end of me mane dey really fucked me up good dis time\""}
+{"text":"\"You're not my Mary,\" James said."}
+{"text":"The spark of this violent outburst was James noticing one of his beloved parakeets \"Natasha\" lay deceased on the bottom of the cage"}
+{"text":"It's over"}
+{"text":"His worst work."}
+{"text":"I need the courage to rope"}
+{"text":"You did not read the book"}
+{"text":"Is it a coincidence that Zelzany uses the phrase Accelerationism in this?"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"Oh."}
+{"text":"Yeah..."}
+{"text":"No. t. knower"}
+{"text":"English, Yiddish and Hebrew And he's considered the greatest literary critic of all time Never pay heed to ESL cucks who demand you learn Latin or Greek or whatever"}
+{"text":"trhiving live one There's nothing written in Spanish worth learning Spanish for"}
+{"text":"repetitive swampiness It is"}
+{"text":"Don't fall for the Aryan cope. Any Indian is unacceptable"}
+{"text":"It's objectively and mathematically not. But you do have to have the ear to distinguish and follow what's going in the music in order to appreciate it, just like classical novels require deeper patience and attention to enjoy"}
+{"text":"What are you basing this on? 20th Century Spanish poetry is leaps and bounds better than 20th Century English poetry"}
+{"text":"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH! Edition Stubbed What is /wng/ — Web Novel General? A general for readers and authors involved or interested in the growing phenomenon of 'web novels', serialized English fiction posted to websites such as: Royal Road, Webnovel, Scribblehub, Wattpad, Archive of Our Own, Spacebattles, HFY, various personal author websites, and more Why read web novels? Not for prose or tight editing or deep themes, frankly. As a whole, web novels are infamous for content sprawl and pacing issues. If you enjoy having millions of words to sink your teeth into to get to know the world and characters, though, you may be interested. Keeping up with other readers on a weekly basis to discuss the story's events unfolding is another perk, in the same way discussing an ongoing TV show might be. Why write web novels? Ease of access & potential for Patreon earnings. Many successful authors gain an audience on their website of choice and funnel their readers into a Patreon. See graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators/writing for an idea of what some are earning. Also, once an author has earned a fanbase, transitioning into an Amazon self-publishing career is several orders of magnitude easier than starting 'dry'. /wng/ authors. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"the primal hunter started so poorly; did the author have an epiphany or am i just not the target audience?"}
+{"text":"dbz rule of cool they're all named after fucking food. ginyu force -> japanese for milk force gohan -> rice vegeta -> vegetable piccolo -> pickle etc"}
+{"text":"Toriyama said his naming was to intentionally make them seem less intimidating."}
+{"text":"GRRM look like total losers hates his audience and will never release the books to spite them."}
+{"text":"YOU DARE"}
+{"text":"finally getting a short story published it took 6 years"}
+{"text":"And where exactly do these 100 word stories get published?"}
+{"text":"How many words in a short story?"}
+{"text":"Short stories are 3,000 - 7,500. Novels are around 70,000-up. Microfiction is 1,000 and below. If you're outside these ranges you most likely won't get bought."}
+{"text":"Niceu desu ne"}
+{"text":"Reddit"}
+{"text":"How come the rate of readership keeps declining but Barnes and Noble just keeps getting more popular over time"}
+{"text":"Waldenbooks, Borders, and a bunch of others have died. The Barnes & Noble near me finally changed to its newer logo (probably did some other updates too) about a year ago because the whole thing literally hadn't been touched since like 1998"}
+{"text":"Women don't care, and will be offended if you care."}
+{"text":"They are dabbing on you and you can do nothing about it."}
+{"text":"I can't stand the new layouts. My store is older as well, but I've been to the newer layouts. Feels like an IKEA. You can't see the different genres and where you're going. Feels like you're being forced to walk by/through every section instead of being able to just head directly to where you want to go. I was very disappointed when I first went to one. If the lease is friendly enough, they'll go into a larger building and the more traditional layout that you're describing. I'm convinced one of the main ways that James Daunt saved the company from going under was to get rid of a lot of predatory leases in some of the buildings and downsize into the newer store style. I have seen a couple new stores that maintained the older style though, which is nice. The sliding glass doors thing is annoying though, my store has the old ass wooden doors (which are a PITA to get work done on since fixtures and parts are so damn hard to find and there's always an issue) and the little foyer, which we call the \"Vestibule.\" Next time, bro.... next time. Many are saying this. In a massive fucking way. A lot of those books are about straight up rape/BDSM/kidnapping/interspecies fucking, etc. It's ridiculous. Completely shameless, but sales are sales."}
+{"text":"Bro they have romantasy conventions now. It's also tied into cosplay. I've mentioned it in bookstore threads before, but a buddy of mine worked in a used bookstore and women would bring in tubs of romance novels to trade in, and then they'd fill the tub back up and rinse and repeat."}
+{"text":"Do you think sequential art (comic books, graphic novels, bande dessinée, manga, etc.) as a medium can or will ever produce works of artistic merit as great as literature or (as being commensurable with literature is nigh impossible) even just works comparable to the best of cinema? Why or why not? Do you think sequential art or video games have more potential as an artistic medium and why?"}
+{"text":"Any good book or thesis about comics that you would recommend? inb4 anything by S. Mccloud Seriously, anyone but him."}
+{"text":"Hot and Cold media is a concept from McLuhan and it has nothing to do with what \"the right kind of people\" respect. It's about how the medium engages the audience's kind & the correspondent implications for what content the medium can express. There are hot and cold popular forms and hot and cold high forms. This is why you don't get info from video essays like a fucking retard. You're on a literature board, consider actually reading books before posting."}
+{"text":"Games not only have more potential video games have been around for 50 years and all they've produced is garbage"}
+{"text":"I remember listiniing to a video essay on the subject this is the /lit/erature board, faggot"}
+{"text":"Counterpoint: spec ops the line"}
+{"text":"What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"A fun but long book."}
+{"text":"This is the Man of La Mancha. His fourth wall breaks have got fourth wall breaks. He's got fan-fiction about himself in his own story, which itself is fan-fiction of a story that doesn't even exist. He basically wrote the book on metafiction"}
+{"text":"You are in for a long journey of someone too based and autistic for this world."}
+{"text":"Only the greatest novel of all time"}
+{"text":"A couple years back, there was some guy who every month would choose a classic book to read and the rest of the board could join in and read with him then discuss the chapters that were assigned to be read for thwt weekend or day. Don Quixote was one of those books and I tried reading along since I did not have a copy of one of the previous books, Blood Meridian. Anyway, I did not finish the novel because it was just too long. Some parts were actually funny though. Oh and there was a scene or episode where Don Quixkte and his squire, Sancho Panza, were at a village where one of the village maiden was actually pretty beautiful. She turned down the advances of a simp/incel and the guy committed suicide to try and guilt trip her. It did not work and she rebuked him even after he had died if I remember correctly. Yep."}
+{"text":"What did I think of it?"}
+{"text":"maybe the first and last christcuck to write good lit and you shit on him"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have that greentext where some retard tried to make up an anime opening for this?"}
+{"text":"crazy how all religious moralistic fiction is brutally mogged by the hell sermon in portrait of the artist"}
+{"text":"One of these should ask \"What did none of us think of this?\""}
+{"text":"Crazy how that's an unbearably dull and artifical passage that stretches on for far too long and exposes Joyce's inadequacy"}
+{"text":"Still hasn't been refuted"}
+{"text":"refute DEEZ NUTZ spoiler: you can't"}
+{"text":"John Bawlz"}
+{"text":"You want me to refute Justice is fairness?"}
+{"text":"Nah Nozick pretty much much flattened him."}
+{"text":"trips Checked nozick Completely misunderstood him Remarkable how influential Rawls has been on all subsequent anglo political philosophy and how infrequently he's discussed here. Belongs in the category of \"wrong but kino\" for me"}
+{"text":"my favorite book of all time is Suttree by Cormac McCarthy What type of person do you imagine?"}
+{"text":"fuck you."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't exactly call you and the mouse in your pocket a \"legion\"."}
+{"text":"Don't pigeon hole me, my mouse, my music, or my books. Okay?"}
+{"text":"HO *stomps* HEY *claps*"}
+{"text":"NOTES* kick drum* NOTES* snare*"}
+{"text":"Previous one hit image limit"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any rare Ludwig Klages memes?"}
+{"text":"someone actually took the time to make this"}
+{"text":"It probably wasn't that much work; it's just dialog slightly changed and Kafka's face and a peach instead of a dog as was in the original. Also i always lose my shit when the peach \"peaches\" at Kafka."}
+{"text":"This book changed something in me"}
+{"text":"This book changed something in me It changed your sexuality from \"gay\" to \"super gay\"?"}
+{"text":"I can easily imagine belonging to one man for my entire life, but he would have to be a whole man, a man who would dominate me, who would subjugate me by his innate strength. And every man—I know this very well—as soon as he falls in love becomes weak, pliable, ridiculous. He puts himself into the woman's hands, kneels down before her. The only man whom I could love permanently would be he before whom I should have to kneel."}
+{"text":"Which of the two is the Christian philosopher of the 21st century?"}
+{"text":"Some people want revenge, and some want justice. Maybe the majority of modern people just want revenge. That doesn't invalidate the death penalty, or any similar punishments as just."}
+{"text":"Most justice is about sadism which transforms itself into righteousness in order to make something vulgar a virtue. Massacring innocent people is justice to many and always has been. We have animal cravings and a bubbling tar pit of hate in our hearts crying to be poured in all its fury all over others in the form of rape, torture, death and destruction. We blame the existence of others for our very pain and want to feel the relief of seeing our pain in their eyes, magnified, but without the guilt of realizing it is sadism like ours that makes the world such a painful painful place instead of one of love. Even women who always want you to fuck them with this hate and strangle and smack them and degrade them as you do so, only want it because they love imaging the pain you're in and the idea they're the cause of it revenge and justice are tied hand in hand in God's law (Sharia) Qisas, if you kill my family member on purpose I can get revenge and kill you, which is both revenge and proper justice"}
+{"text":"Excellent intellectual contribution, zoomie"}
+{"text":"As opposed to you, who gets sexual pleasure from hacking your dick off"}
+{"text":"yw unc"}
+{"text":"Where do I start with myths, legends, folklore etc, particularly those of the British Isles?"}
+{"text":"It befell in the days of Uther Pendragon"}
+{"text":"The History of the Kings of Britain - Geoffrey of Monmouth (1136) Arthurian Romances - Chrétien de Troyes (1190) Le Morte d'Arthur - Thomas Mallory (1485) Idylls of the King - Lord Alfred Tennyson (1885)"}
+{"text":"It's Alfred, Lord Tennyson Also, you are 1,000 years too late"}
+{"text":"I've heard two otherwise-smart people say \"irregardless\" this year."}
+{"text":"huh I never thought about those words. Interesting."}
+{"text":"Irregardless, that's great!"}
+{"text":"You need to be more irregarded."}
+{"text":"If it's devolving, why would people use a more complex word? Irregardless has more letters than regardless doe"}
+{"text":"*crying emoji* *skull emoji* fr fr"}
+{"text":"If /cl/ were like /lit/ all they would take about would be stuff like foie gras, wine and caviar If /mu/ were like /lit/ they would only talk about opera, ballet and free jazz If /ic/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about draftsmanship, painting and sculpture If /tv/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about Janis films and the Criterion Collection If /x/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about tarot and theology If /sp/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about show jumping, fencing and dressage If /biz/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about stuff from the Financial Times and the Economist If /pol/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about C-SPAN, parliamentary procedure, Carl Schmitt, and Sino-Asian island disputes"}
+{"text":"If people are seething about you then you are doing everything right. Never change /lit/"}
+{"text":"This board is comprised of retarded pseuds. The goal is to project an appearance of intellectualism by only discussing (at the surface level) the same 20 classics forever. Throw in some chuddy shibboleths like muh evola and muh nick land and you get the average /lit/fag."}
+{"text":"Same thing thats wrong with everything else"}
+{"text":"I've never noticed Chinese posters at all, let alone Chinese posters being unusually shit. I don't know what it is about India though, they are a nation of shitposters with bad senses of humor."}
+{"text":"This is basically the truth. Most C/lit/erati are elitist because they are insufferable, not insufferable because they're elitist. That's why most of them are pseuds."}
+{"text":"Fables and stories with very good moral messages?"}
+{"text":"The Bible Lord of the Rings The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"}
+{"text":"I assume you're already aware of Aesop's, H.C. Andersen's and La Fontaine's Fables? Animal Farm The Jungle Book Else I enjoyed the inserted fable about Princess Nell and her friends the T-Rex, the mouse king, the duck and all those in Neal Stephensons The Diamond Age."}
+{"text":"Aesop’s Fables , duh"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about him"}
+{"text":"Aged gracefully"}
+{"text":"I'm enjoying his new book and I want to suck his dick from the back and tongue his peehole and anus"}
+{"text":"I have never read a cozier author in my life. Ever."}
+{"text":"Why do fascist philosophers and the esoteric far-right laud Plato as a hero or sage when his philosophy is always open to relentless questioning? He possessed an openness to being wrong and rejected racial hierarchy, sexism (women could be guardians), and fixed classes (in the Republic, people who were born into poverty could rise through the ranks and become a guardian; even a Philosopher-King could be born poor). Add to this that fascism and totalitarianism would never stand against the dialectical method. Plato explicitly rejected tyranny as the worst form of governance, even worse than democracy. He also seemed to reject obsession with aestheticism and religiosity, as evidenced by Socrates' rejection of poetry and the Hellenic cosmos at the time. When Plato talks about the Good, he explicitly rejects Hellenic polytheism and paganism, both of which were adopted by the Nazis."}
+{"text":"open to relentless questioning possessed an openness to being wrong The people you call nazis and fascists are all more liberal and open minded than you. Every single one, even the most supposedly extreme examples."}
+{"text":"Notice how the left is criticised for what it it says and does, AND the right is criticised by what the left says. Both sides are just the same leftists saying the dumb shit they support and then making up what right wing people supposedly do or don't do. How could you possibly know if they genuinely read or not? Maybe ask yourself if there's a different approach, maybe, not a lack of one. The main reasons Plato appeals to the right is quite simply: 1. Socratic dialogues emphasis questioning dogma (useful against the incessant leftwing propaganda of the past dedade) 2. Despite a healthy skepticism for thise in supposed authority, it doesn't undermine authority itself, the notion of good/evil, morality, masculinity, heroism etc., are not rejected but questioned in regards to whether they are being best nurtured. 3. It is part of the academic and philosophical tradition and appeals to people who naturally want to learn from their cultural ancestors, rather than draw a post ww2 line under everything. 4. They are genuinely well written and engaging in their own right and hold an appeal beyond politics also. Not everything has to be praxis."}
+{"text":"I don't think point 2 is really true, but I will grant that it's an easy impression to come away with from either reading summaries or reading too quicky."}
+{"text":"how could you possibly know son"}
+{"text":"Fascism is just communism with a capitalist veneer. Both ideologies worship the state and are controlled top down by the elite without any pretense to being public servants. They are both a progressive grift. Plato had some utopian ideas (proto-communist/fascist). He lived in a time before Rome proved once and for all that man is fallen, and civilization will always decay, so utopia is a pipe dream."}
+{"text":"This bitch crazy, bro"}
+{"text":"This was the last thing Cicero was reading just before his execution."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else think this book and world is depressing? Most of the chapters are the elves losing over and over again. The first age is the elves losing, the second age is the humans losing and even the third age ends on a depressing note where the elves lose middle earth and the humans take over. Why was Tolkien's Middle Earth depressing?"}
+{"text":"then who are white people (Dunedains, Numenorians)"}
+{"text":"le ebin 4channel contrarian"}
+{"text":"That is still a long defeat. Just like in the story of Ragnarok from which Tolkien took major inspiration. It is only afterwards that the world is remade and renewed."}
+{"text":"Chuds"}
+{"text":"The final paragraph explicitly acknowledges its downward trajectory/ending. Here ends the SILMARILLION. If it has passed from the high and the beautiful to darkness and ruin, that was of old the fate of Arda Marred; and if any change shall come and the Marring be amended, Manwë and Varda may know; but they have not revealed it, and it is not declared in the dooms of Mandos."}
+{"text":"Pajeeta I know is learning Danish just to read Kierkegaard in the original. And Kierkegaard's Danish will probably still be unreadable for her even if she becomes fluent because even Danes struggle with it due to Kierkegaard's idiosyncracy"}
+{"text":"She won't admit it but I think it's to make her mom angry. Her dad would spoil her and read to her different books every day but he also used to beat the shit out her for disrespecting her mom because she did it all the time. she always loved her dad and hated her mom and her dad died but he had a bunch of books by Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and her mom threw away all of his books when she caught her reading a book of his by Kierkegaard. I very much doubt she has the slightest clue what Kierkegaard is about. I asked her what Kierkegaard is about and she said he is about he is about \"fear and faith\", she just reads him every day now at work all through lunch probably trying to get back at her mom whom she blames for making her dad commit suicide."}
+{"text":"wtf look mom I'm making a leap of faith! i'm true knight of fate! look at the absurd of life, youre a knight of resignation"}
+{"text":"explain why you have filtered your own story through this \"pajeeta\" character"}
+{"text":"post a picture of kierkegaard-kun or shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"Kek who actually gets beaten by their father for disrespecting their mother except people from shitthole countries? I don't even think niggers do that, the mom will just beat the kids and dad is absent"}
+{"text":"gob"}
+{"text":"shite"}
+{"text":"YES I SAID YES"}
+{"text":"Moby Dick, or the Whale is a HORROR novel. How is this a standard classic of the western canon? it goes off the rails in chapter 3 with the cannibal. also super gay"}
+{"text":"standardised NPC literature"}
+{"text":"This is a sailor's bible and has nothing to do with the film adaptations."}
+{"text":"negro, negroes, black negroes and dark negroes church, bible, church church bible church bible yeah that's a \"great\" american novel alright"}
+{"text":"Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,--Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness."}
+{"text":"not even annoyed by these bait threads anymore because everytime they come around I get to think about the top 3 greatest novels of all time. god spoke through melville"}
+{"text":"If he doesn't finally DENOONCE Trump after the most recent chimpouts I'm cancelling my subscription."}
+{"text":"You live in delusion"}
+{"text":"treat flyovers like imperial subjects instead of countrymen go out of your way to step on flyovers cultural institutions in public manner decide every single square corner of the nation must be run like the east village dramatic chudout ensues ”how! How could this happen!?” What exactly did you think was going to happen?"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"The final destruction of liberal democracy in the United States, and the triumphant reemergence of imperial monarchy People who say this always imagine that they're going to be in the aristocratic class and not in the peasant class like they actually are KEK but but no but I'm heckin based and I'm heckin white but but KEK they don't give a shit, you're poor therefore you'll be a peasant therefore not human reeeeeeee you don't understand I'm gonna be an aristocrat because because because uh because I'm white because uh also I'm not a tranny so there! KEK they lied to you because they needed you to get into power, if things turn into an imperial monarchy they won't need you anymore, you'll be a peasant REEEEEE I'M NOT POOR REEEEEEEEEE KEK not rich enough to be an aristocrat"}
+{"text":"I certainly don’t, but conservatives certainly do think that"}
+{"text":"Reading the sagas and I am struck by how absolutely homophobic the norsemen were. They had literal laws against insinuating that another man was homosexual and if someone did so to you even in jest, you were legally allowed and expected to kill him in order to defend your honor. Whereas the greeks permitted it when you were the top, tge norse saw it as an abomination, a work of nithing, because you were effectively destroying another person's dignity. I think that today we still instinctively believe that homosexuals, especially bottoms, are pathetic creatures and that the act of sodomy damages a person's dignity deeply, hence we often see it as an insult in war and politics even by people who pretend to think there is nothing wrong with it."}
+{"text":"You're mixing up effeminacy and homosexuality. Agathon was an adult passive. Pederasts are never mocked in the plays."}
+{"text":"You're mixing up effeminacy and homosexuality. same thing."}
+{"text":"Be precise"}
+{"text":"nuh-uh, your single example only condemns half of all male homosexuals! It doesn't count! Yes, this seems like a good-faith conversation worth spending my time on."}
+{"text":"This idea that Nords have been warlike is cope, even back than Nordica were very progressive and egalitarian with women and other groups. The Nords have always been a peaceful people that have been ahead with progress"}
+{"text":"If we can have generals for science fiction & fantasy, and generals for webnovels, then I don’t see why we can’t have a general dedicated to what had historically been the best-selling genre(s) in the publishing world."}
+{"text":"Congrats on making your own general TINA"}
+{"text":"dorothy b. hughes > agatha christie"}
+{"text":"This series will teach you how Mossad works Its written by a jew"}
+{"text":"What is the most autistically precise way to distinguish - suspense - thriller - horror - mystery ? Or is there too much overlap to bother being precise? I've seen some okayish distinctions through AI and random blog posts, but the only one that gets unanimous agreement is that a mystery is a puzzle for the mind."}
+{"text":"Well horror is not a genre in itself so much as a modifier within existing genres. You can have science fiction horror, fantasy horror, realist horror, historical fiction horror, and so on. Mysteries have a solvable element to them, and usually get solved. If you’re reading a story starring Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, or Lord Peter Wimsey: you expect whatever situation they find themselves in to have a solution that is detectable that explains the facts of the case. Suspense and thriller are where things get tricky. I’d say a thriller is more about highlighting the stress surrounding what is presently happening in the narrative (with the idea being that what’s happening is extremely stressful, like dealing with a terrorist or a serial killer), whereas a suspense story deals primarily with the stress of what might happen should a character fail to do something (picture someone trying to diffuse a bomb or trying to prevent somebody from jumping off a bridge). It’s possible that you could have a story that fits within the genres of horror, mystery, suspense, and thriller. You could argue that Thomas Harris’s Silence of the Lambs does so."}
+{"text":"His papers \"Questions concerning certain capacities claimed for man\" and \"Some consequences of the four incapacities\" are THE most important philosophical writings of the 19th century and he is the ONLY post-Kantian philosophy who actually refuted Kant. Reading Peirce right after the Critique of Pure Reason will break you. It's been like two years since I did it and I still haven't got over it. Even the Peircefags who I have seen post on this board don't seem to understand Peirce's actual significance, maybe because they didn't read the Critique."}
+{"text":"never heard of him, can't be this significant"}
+{"text":"ok then go back to jerking yourself over husserl or deleuze or whatever yanks your chain. Keep living life in the shadow of Kant."}
+{"text":"I prefer Maimon for overcoming Kant. But pill me on Peirce. Isn't triadic semiotics just augustinianism? Isn't abduction just imagination and intellectual intuition?"}
+{"text":"Isn't triadic semiotics just augustinianism I would imagine not, I don't know much about Augustine's semiotics. The main difference between Peirce's semiotics and the others is the interpretant. The interpretant is a sign used to correlate signs Isn't abduction just imagination and intellectual intuition? He uses the term il lume naturale (the light of nature) from galileo to describe how abduction is done, but there isn't really a rigorous system of how abduction is performed, a lot of it is naive intuitions and physical reality, but the main idea is that this intuition itself can be changed and updated so that reasoning can be improved. He does however use the term 'intellectual intuition' in connection with empirical reasoning at least once, in 'grounds of the validity of the laws of logic' \"How magical it is that by examining a part of a class we can know what is true of the whole of a class, and by study of the past we can know the future; in short, that we can know what cannot be experienced. Is this not an intellectual intuition! is it not that besides ordinary experience which is dependent on there being a certain physical connection between our organs and the thing experienced, there is a second avenue of truth dependent only on there being a certain intellectual connection between our previous knowledge and what we learn in some way? Yes, this is true. Man has this faculty, jut as opium has somnific virtue; but some further questions may be asked, nevertheless. How is the existence of this faculty accounted for?... How can it be possible?\" interestingly schopenhauer said that all intuition is intellectual intuition because it involves an inference through the category of causality, but this version is much more rigid and misses the fact that most things can't be inferred through causality alone but requires abductive reasoning"}
+{"text":"Even the Peircefags who I have seen post on this board don't seem to understand Peirce's actual significance You’re a faggot. Add Davidson and Peirce for a complete philosophy post-Witty that defeats the Jew."}
+{"text":"This lazy fat fuck deserves the death penalty. He made me read his slop over the years then abandoned it all for even worse TV slop, and now he won't even finish the books!?"}
+{"text":"fat atheist dork L"}
+{"text":"based GRRM making the nerds seethe. behind every 'le tolkien was better' post is a seething redditor who desperately wants to read the conclusion to ASOIAF. and they never will ahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"Crazy that he's averaged less than .2 pages a day"}
+{"text":"both are hack writers, Martin is a short story writer tolkien really was not a good story teller"}
+{"text":"Is he the only author that has ever given the rights for film adaption before the book series was completed?"}
+{"text":"By defending necrophilia, one is not defending pleasure or impulses; one defends necrophilia as an act that should not be stigmatized—it is of no importance. Respect is a social construct, as is the law. We are in a hypothetical scenario where hygiene does not matter either. If nothing matters, not even pleasure, and we look at the world through extreme nihilism, then inanimate beings do not matter either—especially when viewing the world as a solipsistic production rather than a reality. Then, and only then, necrophilia would be the empowerment of the Übermensch, treating it with absolute indifference. It is no longer feared or respected; the conquest of death is the destruction of mystery, proving there is nothing behind it. By overcoming disgust—treating it like a virus in the biological programming—instinct is ignored and death is mastered through radical autonomy. It is the necessary profanation to liberate man from existential prejudices, treating the corpse as the inert biomass it is. The social construct of respect for the dead is destroyed, and one is situated above death itself. It is the final step of active nihilism: converting the end of life into an object of pleasure, stripping it of its terror and misattributed mystery"}
+{"text":"Pakistanis are übermensch"}
+{"text":"If nothing matters then why do you want to liberate the man from existential prejudices?"}
+{"text":"because im talking about active nihilism, destroying old values to clear the way, not passive nihilism"}
+{"text":"What's a reason for such an activity? Why do you care about the man?"}
+{"text":"violating Spooked"}
+{"text":"what's the best edition of strabo's geography to get?"}
+{"text":"The best Greek edition is Meineke's Teubner. I prefer Roller's translation in English. The Loeb is fine. Obviously its notes are less extensive, but it's perfectly suitable for a casual reading. Its Greek text is based on Meineke."}
+{"text":"What books did you read to break free of the Abrahamic paradigm and what path did you ultimately follow?"}
+{"text":"You are all over the map here. Why would God need a Tree of Life if he just granted immortality anyway? Why would they eventually need to eat it, they already had eternal life! If they had it to begin with, the Tree is redundant. If there is some \"conditional/unconditional\" thing, why would God think it necessary to switch later to being unconditional? Either they deserve eternal life (on condition) or they don't deserve it (in which case God explicitly says he will prevent them from reaching out to eat)."}
+{"text":"There is a Tree of Life which grants immortality, and they explicitly never ate from it. The logical inference here is that they were not immortal They were conditionally immortal. Not unconditionally. The Tree of Life grants unconditional immortality; here is some proof from the Bible: Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned— And I can use this to explain the allegory because the Bible is revelatory; meaning I can use the New Testament to justify the Old Testament. Thus, Paul explicitly states that death entered through sin when Adam disobeyed. Therefore death was not a part of the world before their disobeying God. But if you are dissastified with that, then let's begin: Why do you keep thinking Adam and Eve were immortal? Remember this post  where I challenged you to explicitly prove that you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die, necessarily meant that they will die at that instant when they eat of the fruit or if it was ambiguous and could mean that they would die immediately or much later? This also implies that eating of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is the only way to die and it is conditional (on eating of the fruit). Since it would not be good of God to not warn them of all the possible ways to die (since God is Goodness and Truth), this must have been the only way to die. Nevertheless, it is still possible to die given that you eat it. Therefore, Adam and Eve are conditionally immortal and not unconditionally immortal. Unconditional immortality (and many other of things) come with Jesus Christ (Tree of Life). Why would God need a Tree of Life if he just granted immortality anyway The Tree of Life is Jesus Christ a.k.a. God. Why would they eventually need to eat it They would eventually need to eat of Tree of Life (Jesus Christ) so they would become united with God. God abiding in them and they in God. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If there is some \"conditional/unconditional\" thing, why would God think it necessary to switch later to being unconditional? He didn't just think it. Adam and Eve were innocent and blameless. How hard is it to understand? We know they are blameless and innocent because they are friends with God and are allowed to stay in the Garden of Eden up until they eat of the forsaken fruit. The unconditional immortality comes with believing in Christ and being forgiven of your sins and becoming sanctified through the Holy Spirit. Thus, after becoming pure through the grace of God, you become united with God and join in his Eternality and perfection and Goodness. Either they deserve eternal life (on condition) They have conditional immortality (don't eat forsaken fruit, don't die) which they deserve because they are blameless and innocent up until disobeying the command given to them by God. r they don't deserve it (in which case God explicitly says he will prevent them from reaching out to eat). After they ate of the fruit, the condition no longer applied. This isn't very difficult to understand. Again, using similes, at school one can conditionally be set to graduate if they don't fail classes. But once you pass all of your classes and graduate, you are unconditionally graduated. Nobody can take that away from you. It become unconditional because you become united with the set of people who passed all of their classes. You join the ranks."}
+{"text":"One more thing and perhaps more important Why would they eventually need to eat it Eventually, after having been taught by God in Wisdom and Understanding, they would need to become united with God so that sin will never befall them nor have that possibility. In the story, that doesn't happen. It does, however, occur in present times through the person of Jesus Christ who is the Word of God and the Tree of Life. The Queen of the South will rise at the judgment with this generation and condemn it; for she came from the ends of the earth to listen to Solomon’s wisdom, and now something greater than Solomon is here."}
+{"text":"Basically this but I ended up landing at Islam for what it's worth. I don't think I will ever convert, but it feels like home"}
+{"text":"a translation of a translation"}
+{"text":"the American bible?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes there just aren't any qualified translators for the language pair in question. For example, the only Japanese translation of the Georgian national epic, the Knight in Panther's Skin, is second-hand via Russian just because they couldn't find a qualified Georgian-Japanese translator."}
+{"text":"The New King James Version"}
+{"text":"Surely this is going to happen a lot? You have small country A. Everyone in A speaks English because they have to. Ditto for small country B. There might well be zero people who speak A and B. So person from A writes something in language A. Someone in that country translates it into English. Someone from B translates the English into B. Which languages are the most popular pivots? I would guess English is first by a mile. Then what? Spanish? French? Chinese? Didn't someone say \"Frenchmen are like mathematicians: everything you say to them they translate into their own language, whereupon it means something completely different\"? Maybe it was Goethe. Of course there are going to be some countries with different second languages from English. I'm betting Tibet's is Chinese. So if you wanted to translate something into Tibetan you go via Chinese. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what's the *translatedmost text? *translatedmost, adj., that has undergone the most layers of translation from the original"}
+{"text":"expect genreslop it's actually the most profound meditations on politics, history, being, and identity that I've ever read What the fuck Poland why did you keep this from us for 20 years"}
+{"text":"Fuck ICE. #NoKings #FuckICE"}
+{"text":"Joseph Conrad"}
+{"text":"It's literally the opposite tho? Regular fantasy has a modern problem of trying to add realism bullshit which inevitably makes holes in the story/background but like, science fiction is based on that bullshit by virtue of trying to be scientific. When sci-fi is good it's fantastic but more often than not it's schlock written by a retard who thinks themselves smarter than they are."}
+{"text":"Maybe the real Ice was the friends we made along the way."}
+{"text":"Implying that anything is more meaningful than killing orcs. Laughable."}
+{"text":"What's will his lasting contribution to Western philosophy be?"}
+{"text":"I think any living philosopher in this day and age can have an influence in the world posthumously."}
+{"text":"a great glob of grey-green phlegm"}
+{"text":"You don't need to contribute to anything to be great. You can simply inspire others, and that's exactly what he did."}
+{"text":"what about him inspires you?"}
+{"text":"he said that he learned from rightwingers that europe ended the east african muslim millenia running slave empire"}
+{"text":"Septuagint is a simple Greek language translation of a Hebrew original text whereas Timaeus is a Greek original metaphysics book. They’re not even same wavelength."}
+{"text":"So it's a combination of being very old + being complicated? Like the Koine is old but simple enough you can decipher it whereas Timaeus, maybe you would be able to understand it if it were Euphythro but because it's so original and convoluted that makes parts of it incomprehensible? Ok but in modern English obviously two texts like that would have interintelligible grammar, and just be at different levels of reading. If I can read the ESV Genesis I can read FH Bradley."}
+{"text":"I haven't read Euphythro but I guess I could understand some sentences If I really focused. It takes practice and I don't read ancient texts often. The more back I go the more awkward reading feels because a lot of words are not used much anymore. 'γαρ' for instance appeared everywhere even in Byzantine prayers but today no one uses it and I don't know how to describe it. The dative case is also dropped in demotic and appears only in specific folk sayings so I had to do my own research to understand when it is supposed to be used. It's all familiar in the end but very out of common communication"}
+{"text":"Septuagint is a simple Greek language translation of a Hebrew original text whereas Untrue."}
+{"text":"Almost entirely compromised."}
+{"text":"In a heartbeat, I decided to grab the first feminist philosophy book. It's called A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, written by Mary Wollstonecraft. I finished reading it in one sitting since it has short chapters and the diction is easy to digest. This book tries to convey the gender equality argument and fight the gender stereotypes produced by patriarchal society in general, and Jean-Jacques Rousseau in particular. I think to fight feminism and destroy their ideological tendency to ashes, I first must understand its philosophical foundations. I'll present her premises and conclusions, then refute her point of view. Wollstonecraft argues that women are indeed inferior to men in physical capacities, but equal in mental capacities. This means that what men can do, like abstract mathematics, experiments, writing, decision-making, women can do too. It's surprising that as the first feminist, she doesn't deny women's inferior physical capacities compared to men. For this sole honesty, I respect her. I'll continue below. Because to her, both sexes have the same brain and potential to cultivate their thinking or reasoning, women should be treated equally at home, in social fields, and in the political arena. Wollstonecraft even regards that husbands should see their wives as friends, not subordinates. She argues that reducing women's role to domestic work is disrespectful since they're also human beings. Wollstonecraft argues against patriarchal society. She says women are often regarded as stupid because educational institutions perceive them that way and think their role is solely at home (male bias). She offers the solution that this stigma should be removed and educational institutions should accept women for the greater good. She also attacks Rousseau. Rousseau thinks women are inferior due to being subjected for so long by men throughout history, and she doesn't agree. She says that men too have been subjected by higher-status men. (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Now I'll answer her arguments. First, women are not equal to men, even in mental or intellectual capacities. If we talk about equations, for example, 6x = 18 means 6x has the properties of 18 and vice versa. Basic algebra. If we say women = men in mental or intellectual capacities, then we must believe both can do the same things, which is why this equation is wrong. Because men do better in abstract fields like pure physics and mathematics, way more than women, and this happens even in first-world countries like America. For example, large-scale U.S. data from sources like NAEP and other national assessments show small overall gender differences in math performance (often near zero or slightly favoring males), but men dominate at the high end in complex problem-solving and abstract reasoning, with consistent male advantages in those areas (e.g., Hyde et al., 2008 meta-analysis and related studies on U.S. adolescents). Meaning it's not the educational institutions. It's the inherent brain capacities and instincts, shaped by evolutionary processes that happened millions of years ago in the Savanna, Africa. Females evolved to gather, make babies, nurture, and stay in the cave long enough to feel safe. They aren't really into abstract reasoning because they lack spatial skills, unlike men who trained for hunting and fighting. Not to mention the female brain is smaller than the male's on average. Not to mention also that women are more agreeable creatures. Estrogen as the dominant hormone in women plays a big role in making them submissive. From an evolutionary point of view, this is essential for tribal cooperation since women depend on the tribe for pregnancy and child nurturing. So, women are not equal to men in mental capacities and women shouldn't have been accepted in the political arena. Too much agreeableness sacrifices justice, which is bad for social stability. Second, her attack on patriarchal society and Rousseau in particular is baseless. Patriarchal society wants women in the domestic area instead of politics or economic fields so they can bear babies. So they can nurture the children. So they can serve their husband after a long day of work. The presence of women in the domestic area makes sure the species doesn't go extinct and civilization keeps going. (2/2)"}
+{"text":"Bonus: Now you see, as women become girlbosses and don't want to have kids, birth rates go down and we need to import cheap labor from abroad just to barely survive, not \"live.\" I think Wollstonecraft was a naive woman. She didn't understand that instincts are evolutionary default mode and they can't be removed since they're for survival. Also, she can't refute Rousseau. To negate a proposition, you need to deny it, for example, if your friend says \"It is +P,\" you need to say \"It is -P.\" Wollstonecraft cannot deny that men indeed have been subjugating women throughout history, so she deflects by saying inferior men are subjugated by superior men. It's like saying \"4 = 2 because 8 > 4.\" Pure retardation."}
+{"text":"Checked. I imagine she doesn't even talk about the obvious asymmetry in human reproduction capacities/capabilities playing a part in our social differences and how they manifest."}
+{"text":"Good analysis, but a counterpoint about women's brain capacity in complex problem solving and abstract reasoning. These are metrics that favours man and will continue to favour in the next decades. Given women's place in society, they are always pushed into education areas where they will not develop their brain activity to achieve high levels in these metrics. Yes, you can train your brain to be good in these tests. You look at the rate of Physics PhD graduates for example. Less than 20% are women. These women will work on places that are dominated by men. Men will always have biases that will add a even greater barrier for them to develop, so the odds one of these women succeeding are extremely small."}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"He just wanted to know about the sex lives of philosophers is that too much to ask? Anyway just read Baudrillard to sidestep the problem."}
+{"text":"Anyway just read Baudrillard to sidestep the problem. how so?"}
+{"text":"If you are asking if philosophers enjoy life, the answer is not clear cut."}
+{"text":"He did not circumcise his sons He had a child from an extramarital affair He smuggled cocaine out of Prague He drank champagne with prawn crackers"}
+{"text":"every philosophical problem is a non-problem. human brains have fetish of finding and answering abstract questions and calling them \"problems\""}
+{"text":"Kant's best work is DREAMS OF A SPIRIT-SEER, and Schopenhauer's best work is ESSAY ON SPIRIT SEEING AND EVERYTHING CONNECTED THEREWITH."}
+{"text":"Have you read em? The Kant work is actually anti-spiritualism. Schope is pro-spiritualism however. Which is ironic bc schopebros will oft accuse hegelians of being pseudo scientific."}
+{"text":"Kant was esoteric writer, you need to read between the lines to understand how profoundly spiritual he really was."}
+{"text":"Talk about poems/poets you like, post your own work, and critique others."}
+{"text":"Mozart has some really good works, even from a young age, but he also has a bunch of filler slop that sounds the same that nobody listens to unless they just biased themselves to love Mozart for some reason"}
+{"text":"The God Abandons Antony (by Cavafy) When suddenly, at midnight, you hear an invisible procession going by with exquisite music, voices, don’t mourn your luck that’s failing now, work gone wrong, your plans all proving deceptive—don’t mourn them uselessly. As one long prepared, and graced with courage, say goodbye to her, the Alexandria that is leaving. Above all, don’t fool yourself, don’t say it was a dream, your ears deceived you: don’t degrade yourself with empty hopes like these. As one long prepared, and graced with courage, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Then why?"}
+{"text":"poems don't come round here since you've been gone did that make you the poet all along?"}
+{"text":"All Shall Be Restored Kay Ryan The grains shall be collected from the thousand shores to which they found their way, and the boulder restored, and the boulder itself replaced in the cliff, and likewise the cliff shall rise or subside until the plate of earth is without fissure. Restoration knows no half-measure. It will not stop when the treasured and lost bronze horse remounts the steps. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suggest me a book where the main character knows the cycle of life and is aware of it but has to participate and tries to get out of it but is paralyzed by self awareness"}
+{"text":"Ecclesiastes"}
+{"text":"I guess you can listen to Hamlet's whining about committing suicide"}
+{"text":"fuhh what a good lil nsfwtwt egirl"}
+{"text":"Hmmm, how do I write a word-weary genius with photographic memory? I've got it: he'll smoke pot and listen to Monster Magnet You guys told me this author was really smart"}
+{"text":"Im pretty sure he must have rushed this one as I think he had deadlines for the SA books. So yeah its mid maybe even bad..."}
+{"text":"Like so many modern authors he's a midwit with a PhD. He knows exactly one thing and thinks it explains the world."}
+{"text":"Evan Connells' novel from 1967. I'm surprised this isn't talked about more on here. I just read it, and I think it captures isolaiton, depression and entitlement very well. It shows what can happen to a man who lets his mind get the best of him. It's an epistolary with a shocking title, but the context of the text itself comes out as hollow, from a broken man. It's done really well, and I think it should be read by more people, but the title is certainly throwing readers off. Any anons that have read this, what's your thoughts?"}
+{"text":"i'll check it out."}
+{"text":"Does it include the rape scenes? I need new material to jerk it to."}
+{"text":"I like this a lot thank you for sharing this jpg"}
+{"text":"Demonic possession. Notice how many people say ‘we’ like this casually when speaking from their ‘own’ perspective."}
+{"text":"me too! save it. it's all yours, my friend."}
+{"text":"be a conformist and find comfort in your misery in hopes of some magical post-mortem reward is this really the best literature can offer?"}
+{"text":"Dosto is essentially sadomasochistic, he loves dwelling on characters who revel in how depraved they are, but who also prostrate themselves in the just punishment or humiliation of their depravity. Sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes imply the exact situation he adored, all the violence and sexual intrigue he desired so much, but with the approval of his super ego since they ritualistically degrade themselves in a kind of spiritual fetishistic pleasure in confessing, being punished, and then being \"redeemed\". It's lurid and partakes of a sick kind of gratification in self flagellation."}
+{"text":"Every possible indication we have is that what makes you \"you\" is your body and brain. We can witness these things die and rot away. This delusion of an afterlife is an infantile denial of death; a thing which belongs in the category of clinical psychology regarding the retardation of the normal process of maturation. Even gorillas can become aware of their own impending death, yet some human beings refuse to acknowledge the reality of death. It's honestly embarrassing to witness in a grown adult."}
+{"text":"Every possible indication we have is that what makes you \"you\" is your body and brain. Source?"}
+{"text":"is this really the best literature can offer? To be fair there's also the prospect of some good humble-whore pussy in this life. But yeah, no, Dosto is grossly overrated. He's not *bad*, but he's a sentimental moralist in the vein of Balzac but without Balzac's breadth of perspective, a third-rate writer overrated for historical reasons by people who want to be seen as literary."}
+{"text":"No. Dostojevski, along with Tolstoi, is the most overrated author, russian or otherwise."}
+{"text":"Where does John Clare rank amongst the English poets?"}
+{"text":"Tennyson's a better poet than Wordsworth, at least as a verse-craftsman."}
+{"text":"You should visit his house"}
+{"text":"The Crab Tree SPRING comes anew, and brings each little pledge That still, as wont, my childish heart deceives; I stoop again for violets in the hedge, Among the ivy and old withered leaves; And often mark, amid the clumps of sedge, The pooty-shells I gathered when a boy: But cares have claimed me many an evil day, And chilled the relish which I had for joy. Yet when Crab-blossoms blush among the May, As erst in years gone by, I scramble now Up ’mid the bramble for my old esteems, Filling my hands with many a blooming bough; Till the heart-stirring past as present seems, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Graves of Infants INFANTS’ gravemounds are steps of angels, where Earth’s brightest gems of innocence repose. God is their parent, so they need no tear; He takes them to his bosom from earth’s woes, A bud their lifetime and a flower their close. Their spirits are the Iris of the skies, Needing no prayers; a sunset’s happy close. Gone are the bright rays of their soft blue eyes; Flowers weep in dew-drops o’er them, and the gale gently sighs. Their lives were nothing but a sunny shower, Melting on flowers as tears melt from the eye. Each death * * * Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I prefer 'I am'"}
+{"text":"Gods, Divinities, Religion, and Faith Edition 2: Beautiful Goddess Boogaloo FAQ: What is worldbuilding? Worldbuilding is the process of creating entire fictional worlds from scratch, all while considering the logistics of these worlds to make them as believable as possible. Worldbuilding asks questions about the setting of a world, and then answers them, often in great detail. Most people use it as a means of creating a setting or the scenery for a story. \"Isn't there a Worldbuilding general in  already?\" Yes, there is. However, that general is focused on the creation of fictional worlds for the intended purpose of playing TTRPG campaigns. Here you can discuss worldbuilding projects that are not meant to be used for a roleplaying setting, but for novels, videogames, or any other kind of creative project. \"Can I discuss the setting of my campaign here, though?\" If you want to, but it would probably be better to discuss it on  . We don't allow the discussion of TTRPG mechanics, however. If you want to discuss stats or which D&D edition is best, this is not the place. \"Can I talk about an existing fictional setting that is not mine?\" Yes, of course you can! \"Does worldbuilding need to be about fantasy and elves?\" Worldbuilding, as already stated above, and contrary to what many believe, does not inherently imply blatantly copying Tolkien. In fact, there are many science-fiction setting out there, and even entire alternative history settings which do not possess supernatural elements at all. Any kind of science fiction book has an implied setting at least, which involves a certain degree of worldbuilding put into it. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"so fucken orginal man, how do you even come up with such genius ideas of reproducing thousand year old myths and masturbating how cool you are. you must be getting laid so much"}
+{"text":"The problem with putting out bits of worldbuilding is that the ideas that really are bad aren't necessarily easy to distinguish from ideas that aren't, but are simply minor parts of the world presented in a way that omits mentioning the plot hook. Not every detail in a world can be super cool and unique unless you throw internal plausibility to the winds and go for something like Perdido Street Station that feels like it's made to promote a new RPG campaign setting."}
+{"text":"Originality is overrated. The only benefit of reinventing the wheel is getting to brag to other idiotic nerds."}
+{"text":"Originality is overrated this is why nobody will remember you"}
+{"text":"Just like nobody remembers Rowling?"}
+{"text":"I plan on only reading extremely highbrow stuff. On Hamlet now, then Locke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, then Gibson's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Maybe I can understand greatness this way and so achieve it in my own life."}
+{"text":"Thats great. I have read a little of Gibbons and his prose is incredible."}
+{"text":"Fool of me! All of me is foolish! Like a player of games I proclaim my luck when luck is sure to come to those who place their foolish coin at luck's beckon. \"Here!\" says the fool, \"my turn has come. I have struck zero before striking zero!\" Ay, and the wise man knows nothing of this luck for games of chance, which only grant the fool lucky, are luckily avoided when one is wise. Poor luck makes the man poor, and a poor man requires good luck an so 'a ever plays his games which demand both poor luck and luck at once."}
+{"text":"What do you consider highbrow? I'm sure you won't say. you're right that i won't say, good literature would be wasted on a philistine like you."}
+{"text":"Locke is great idgaf what so-called \"chuds\" think of him."}
+{"text":"You are saying this because I (correctly) predicted you wouldn't tell us what you think is good? No, because you don't read and you're a teenager here to write stupid shit and criticize people but don't actually know anything better."}
+{"text":"off work for a few weeks don't have many, if any friends no gf What are some good books that will make me not care about being alone? Some that are so gripping and pull me in that make socializing feel like it doesn't matter for a while."}
+{"text":"Slowly reading The Enchiridion by Epictetus on my smartphone because I am a screen addict either playing video games or scrolling through social media like 4chan throughout much of the day. Oh, and sometimes talking with A.I. where I ask them questions and they give me answers that I spend a bunch of time reading."}
+{"text":"Persuasion and Rhetoric by Carlo Michelstaedter For Michelstaedter, common life is an absence of life, narrow and deluded as it is by the god of pleasure, which deceives man, promising pleasures and results that are not real, although man thinks they are. Rhetoric—that is, the conventions of the individual, the weak, and society—comprises social life, in which man overpowers nature and himself for his own pleasure. Only by living in the present as if every moment were the last can man free himself from the fear of death, and thus achieve Persuasion; that is, self-possession. Resignation and adapting oneself to the world, for Michelstaedter, is the true death."}
+{"text":"The Enchiridion it's repetitive and shallow. \"just don't care about things you don't have control over\" can sum up the whole fucking book talking with A.I. what a normie shit to do. are you perhaps from India?"}
+{"text":"anime girls reading books"}
+{"text":"Kurisu is cute."}
+{"text":"She is, but that book seems to have the front cover at the back. That might make sense if it were in Japanese but it's in English."}
+{"text":"Books on how to deal with the fact that the world lowkey sucks? Preferably non religious, but I’ll give you a pass if you think it would help me. Also for the older people on this world, has it always sucked? I believe it probably did."}
+{"text":"People are starving and dying all over the world. There are billionaires pedophiles who control the world. The average person"}
+{"text":"The average persons attention span is too fried to finish a thought it seems"}
+{"text":"you mean a term scientists made up to describe why things flow?"}
+{"text":"cosmology an actual science Something you can't interact with in any way, provide experiments for, or verify the veracity of its claims is the best science has to offer, apparently."}
+{"text":"If it's not direct knowledge which is prior to even sense perception, I don't want it."}
+{"text":"post and rate"}
+{"text":"Shut up, man, you're not too cool for Orwell."}
+{"text":"civil disobedience was a very convincing essay to me years later and I still think about its conclusions"}
+{"text":"How was the Norm book?"}
+{"text":"It's his masterpiece and the ultimate distillation of all that was Norm. I can't recommend it enough for anyone who loved him"}
+{"text":"Slowly reading Epictetus Enchiridion on my smartphone. Slowly getting through it by reading a few of the aphorisms(I think that is what they are called) everyday or nearly every day. Finished aphorism XXXI a few hours ago."}
+{"text":"Oh, novels? Novels are but a foot note in the history of art. Ask me about Greek plays, or Renaissance paintings, or baroque chamber music. There is a whole human universe of artistic expression to enjoy. Novels are rather pedestrian wouldn't you say?"}
+{"text":"I, too, saw that thread on /tv/"}
+{"text":"does it give you sense of superiority because people like reading simple stuff after work rather than autistically researching the depths of the history for the most obscure titles?"}
+{"text":"hits you with my car looks like the real pedestrian was you."}
+{"text":"That nature acts upon the sexes differently is proved by the test case of modern male and female homosexuality, illustrating how the sexes function separately outside social convention. The result, according to statistics of sexual frequency: male satyriasis and female nesting. The male homosexual has sex more often than his heterosexual counterpart; the female homosexual less often than hers, a radical polarization of the sexes along a single continuum of shared sexual nonconformity. Male aggression and lust are the energizing factors in culture. They are men’s tools of survival in the pagan vastness of female nature. The old “double standard” gave men a sexual liberty denied to women. Marxist feminists reduce the historical cult of woman’s virginity to her property value, her worth on the male marriage market. I would argue instead that there was and is a biologic basis to the double standard. The first medical reports on the disease killing male homo¬ sexuals indicated men most at risk were those with a thousand partners over their lifetime. Incredulity. Who could such people be? Why, it turned out, everyone one knew. Serious, kind, literate men, not bums or thugs. What an abyss divides the sexes! Let us abandon the pretense of sexual sameness and admit the terrible duality of gender. Male sex is quest romance, exploration and speculation. Promiscuity in men may cheapen love but sharpen thought. Promiscuity in women is illness, a leakage of identity. The promiscuous woman is self- contaminated and incapable of clear ideas. She has ruptured the ritual integrity of her body. It is in nature’s best interests to goad dominant males into indiscriminate spreading of their seed. But nature also profits from female purity. Even in the liberated or lesbian woman there is some biologic restraint whispering: keep the birth canal clean. In judiciously withholding herself, woman protects an invisible fetus. Perhaps this is the reason for the archetypal horror (rather than socialized fear) that many otherwise bold women have of spiders and other rapidly crawling insects. Women hold themselves in reserve because the female body is a reservoir, a virgin patch of still, pooled water where the fetus comes to term. Male chase and female flight are not just a social game. The double standard may be one of nature’s organic laws."}
+{"text":"Its absurd to believe female virginity isn’t valued by nature. Have you heard of Diana?"}
+{"text":"The intactness of one goddess is enough to you to leap to the conclusion of its being a universal law?"}
+{"text":"I don’t even know what you mean by nature. From you comment I imagine your thought is as muddled as a promiscuous woman’s"}
+{"text":"And I am sure your thought is as barren as an undefiled birth canal."}
+{"text":"You are probably a highly promiscuous mTf trans. Its such an absurd thing you are arguing, that nature is an undifferentiated swamp of pure copulation, against all culture and common sense, that I can only suspect severe disregulation. Your position would be most sensible if you were an orthodox Weiningerian who simply thought femaleness was essentially evil and to be overcome/destroyed."}
+{"text":"A thread for a group learning languages. We will be starting this Sunday. The available languages are French, Spanish, German, Italian, Russian, and Chinese. If you want to sign up for one let me know and I will tell you the material we'll be using. I tried this before with the great courses but will be using more tailored options this time in order to get participants If you are interested specifically Greek or Latin, see the group here"}
+{"text":"if you're going to be dweeb about it i'll just flip a coin and learn one of them myself, it's really not that hard"}
+{"text":"It's truly not hard. But neither is reading a book and I still won't do reading groups unless a participant is interested enough for the effort. Are you down for going through the divine comedy as we learn Italian and sharing readings? Or Spanish poetry as we learn Spanish? Which Spanish poets are you most interested in? I'm starting with Lorca for Castilian and Neruda for American"}
+{"text":"All of them. Post something to read. I'm not going on Discord."}
+{"text":"I'm not posting reading material for every single language unless you mean to study every single one. Which one(s) are you down to actually study?"}
+{"text":"Give me French and Spanish, in that order."}
+{"text":"How we dreamed of all the great things we would do? Where did it all go so wrong bros?"}
+{"text":"What do you mean, we? I never stopped chasing greatness."}
+{"text":"What do you mean, we? I always knew life was gonna be shit. This assumption that everyone dreams of great things, what a joke. Some of my first conscious thoughts from 3 years old was how shit everything was and how much i dreaded the rest of it. In fact, in terms of how much I was afraid, life's actually been really nice and far exceeded my expectations, which to reiterate were nonexistant"}
+{"text":"Post examples of good prose + intelligence, Ill start You can't be sure what it means, taking someone else's unconscious for your own is risky, it's hard to say which part of a porn is important for you, which part becomes the fetish. But every porn assures us that love exists somewhere, especially by explicitly excluding it from the shot."}
+{"text":"The moonlight shone down on the place unhindered. The gnarled parapets jagged upwards, like a bony hand of icy indifference. In the background, there was a pigeon."}
+{"text":"I read Reflection on the Revolution in France by Edmund Burke. Great thinking anf prose."}
+{"text":"Any more books like this?"}
+{"text":"the real redpill is that the tsar imprisoned 10x more than stalin on his worst day Stalin never imprisoned anybody. He wasn't a dictator."}
+{"text":"thing about 4chan and anonymity is you can just say stuff. it's not imprisonment if you are out in the open digging canals and, anyway, being a counterrevolutionary reactionary traitor deserves the gulag (which doesn't exist because look at the Soviet Constitution)"}
+{"text":"It's also objectively true, but people are welcome to their revisionist histories."}
+{"text":"There's something very interesting about the intersection between temptation and arousal. The denial of something that tempts you can increase your desire for it and therefore your arousal. If a man can suspend his belief enough, forcing himself to believe he is denied, I imagine it can increase his arousal and thus the orgasmic payoff. Once that post-nut clarity hits though, I imagine that suspension of belief shatters hard, and you're forced to realize it was really just a waste of time/money. So, I imagine these sorts of things are short-lived and more experimental than anything, especially with such an asymmetric arrangement (or at least I hope so)."}
+{"text":"What books does he read?"}
+{"text":"You mean you like the idea of it, you’ve never touched a woman, not even a freak like pic related."}
+{"text":"Nope. Matter of fact I've slept with a couple. And it was as fun as I imagined."}
+{"text":"mr. clavichord doesn't read"}
+{"text":"It's the same shit as trannies (whom they hate), but they'd never admit it. Body dysmorphia is a real midwit disorder to have."}
+{"text":"It's funny because it's true and you couldn't even bother to attempt to point out a flaw in that comment."}
+{"text":"How do you write a scene featuring a large group of people. I always end up giving a line of dialog to each person in sequential order."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Maybe you could nest some lines inside others to mimic how people naturally speak over one another and cut one another off in big group conversations."}
+{"text":"Just try to focus on the natural behaviour of people in a group? In every discussion there are levels of leadership and age, the oldest and wisest usually have final say while the younger and inexperienced spend their time bickering and questioning.I love writing group scenes because I can use them to play with the power dynamics in a group. Someone shuts an idea down and looks to their idol for approval. Do they get it? Why? Focus on that instead of explaining plot and it'll come more naturally"}
+{"text":"This but with more people"}
+{"text":"Copy Flaubert and have the narrator express/summarise the dialogue 90% of the time."}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend me some cool books for guys? I'm just looking for some cool books for guys, nothing in particular, just some books that would be cool, and for guys."}
+{"text":"Here's a two page spread from \"The Long Ships\" by Frans G. Bengtsson. It's gonna come out sideways, even though I checked \"Fix EXIF orientation\", so sorry about that."}
+{"text":"Elmore Leonard has some fun crime books. The Aubrey-Maturin series (Master and Commander might make it familiar) is great. So are the Sharpe books, both historical fiction. Nothing wrong with classics like Treasure Island or Call of the Wild if he didn’t read them in school. Shogun is a great historical epic set in Japan. Lonesome Dove is another doorstopper but western. A shorter western might be Butcher’s Crossing or True Grit. Both great. More subversive choices: Trainspotting, Fight Club, American Psycho."}
+{"text":"Blood Standard by Laird Barron"}
+{"text":"\"to have and have not\" is an underrated book by hemmingway. it's about a smuggler. The three of them started for the door, and I watched them go. They were good-looking young fellows, wore good clothes; none of them wore hats, and they looked like they had plenty of money. They talked plenty of money, anyway, and they spoke the kind of English Cubans with money speak. Two of them looked like brothers and the other one, Pancho, was a little taller but the same sort of looking kid. You know, slim, good clothes, and shiny hair. I didn’t figure he was as mean as he talked. I figured he was plenty nervous. As they turned out of the door to the right, I saw a closed car come across the square toward them. The first thing a pane of glass went and the bullet smashed into the row of bottles on the showcase wall to the right. Iheard the gun going and, bop, bop, bop, there were bottles smashing all along the wall. I jumped behind the bar on the left side and could see looking over the edge. The car was stopped and there were two fellows crouched down by it. One had a Thompson gun and the other had a sawed-off automatic shotgun. The one with the Thompson gun was a nigger. The other had a chauffeur’s white duster on. One of the boys was spread out on the sidewalk, face down, just outside the big window that was smashed. The other two were behind one of the Tropical beer ice wagons that was stopped in front of the Cunard bar next door. One of the ice-wagon horses was down in the harness, kicking, and the other was plunging his head off. One of the boys shot from the rear corner of the wagon and it ricocheted off the sidewalk. The nigger with the Tommy gun got his face almost into the street and gave the back of the wagon a burst from underneath and sure enough one came down, falling toward the sidewalk with his head above the curb. He flopped there, putting his hands over his head, and the chauffeur shot at him with the shotgun while the nigger put in a fresh pan; but it was a long shot. You could see the buckshot marks all over the sidewalk like silver splatters. The other fellow pulled the one who was hit back by the legs to behind the wagon, and I saw the nigger getting his face down on the paving to give them another burst. Then I saw old Pancho come around the corner of the wagon and step into the lee of the horse that was still up. He stepped clear of the horse, his face white as a dirty sheet, and got the chauffeur with the big Luger he had; holding it in both hands to keep it steady. He shot twice over the nigger’s head, coming on, and once low."}
+{"text":"First Blood Running Man In the Miso Soup Those 3 are always well-enjoyed by non-reader male friends looking to get into reading for the first time."}
+{"text":"What are some horror books/stories with a lot of skellies in them? Also horror fiction thread?"}
+{"text":"Yes, I've read that one recently: \"The Man in the Underpass\". A great and unsettling story. If you want a complete collection of Robert E. Howard's horror stories, check out The Horror Stories of Robert E. Howard. It's got practically all of his horror works, except some poems if you care about that. It's also got illustrations by Greg Staples, which is cool as hell."}
+{"text":"If you don't like ligotti then you won't like aickman They are both more in the continental/central european surreal vein of the weird tale (aickman was a jew which is probably why he was more in the european weird tale) than authors like lovecraft and machen and blackwood who were in the anglo gothic weird tradition"}
+{"text":"What is this a chart of? Just random horror books? It doesn't seem organized or consistent or anything and some of these books are just bad."}
+{"text":"I found aickman to be less humorous but also less pessimistic than Ligotti"}
+{"text":"Good/recommended horror books (especially for people new to horror), sorted chronologically."}
+{"text":"Why are publishers so retarded?"}
+{"text":"We can tell"}
+{"text":"what a bug looks like What bug anon? Please draw the archetypal bug."}
+{"text":"Honestly “burn it after I’m dead” writers should burn it when they’re alive if they care so much."}
+{"text":"First person ground-level view of the desolate room, smudges and patches of substance on the floor and walls, maybe a slightly open door letting in light, barricaded with furniture on the other side?"}
+{"text":"The chief challenge of Schopenhauer to the neo-Kantians, however, came from his opposing conception of philosophy.50 While the neo-Kantian conception was at first limited to the theoretical or epistemology, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy put the ethical and existential interests of philosophy front and center. Ultimately, for the general public, and eventually for the neo-Kantians themselves, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy proved a more attractive solution to the identity crisis. Schopenhauer’s conception not only ensured philosophy against obsolescence—because the empirical sciences could not answer questions about the value and meaning of life—but it was also more true to the traditional vocation of philosophy. Furthermore, Schopenhauer’s conception gave philosophy an immediate relevance and importance, given that the value of life is of direct interest to every human being. While the neo-Kantian conception made philosophy a specialized and esoteric academic discipline, Schopenhauer’s conception made philosophy a public and exoteric concern. No wonder, then, that the neo-Kantian conception remained confined to the universities, while Schopenhauer’s found favor among the general educated public."}
+{"text":"philosophy never produced anything interesting and tangible. It's very nice to make up fake scenarios in your head, I agree, but very futile. Logic is much more important than philosophy yet pseuds reading philosophy always seems devoid of any sort of critical thinking"}
+{"text":"Oh yes, postulates of already existing phenomena is much better. Who needs to find meaningful statements about the human condition when we could sit around masturbating over proof theorems like your gay lover Wittgenstein?"}
+{"text":"While the neo-Kantian conception was at first limited to the theoretical or epistemology, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy put the ethical and existential interests of philosophy front and center. The author thinks neo-Kantians never read Kant's books that aren't the Prolegomena or the Critique of Pure Reason. What causes this? Frederick Charles Beiser[1] (/ˈbaJzər/; born November 27, 1949) is an American Behold."}
+{"text":"you'll never be a world superpower. Cope."}
+{"text":"Who needs to find meaningful statements about the human condition Nobody cause there's none, this is a logical conclusion, next pseud please."}
+{"text":"Peale was a heretic from a mainline liberal Presbyterian denomination. This is basically New Age slop and psychiatry with a dash of Christian syncretism. I do not recommend."}
+{"text":"Of course I agree that positive thinking and self-confidence are important for men to become greater achievers, it's the other slop and the dilution of the Gospel that bothers me."}
+{"text":"Positive thinking works only when you have unrealistic pessimism. Most of the doomers I've seen actually have realistic pessimism."}
+{"text":"I once knew a tall, extremely good-looking dude who thought he was physically repulsive to women and who was so mentally caged that he'd interpret stares and giggles from the next table as mockery and who'd interpret compliments as sarcasm. He started getting into the whole positive-thinking, Law of Attraction nonsense, and it \"worked\" for him, of course, because all he had to do was get out of his own way. So it will work for people like that, but it won't for people who, in this case, are legitimately ugly."}
+{"text":"self help books are for retards and women"}
+{"text":"What's the rarest book you own?"}
+{"text":"Mein Kampf from 41-42."}
+{"text":"A 19th century commentary on the Bible in Russian."}
+{"text":"I don't own it, but I stayed with my friends uncle in rural NY once and his main hobby was collecting rare books. I asked him to show me a cool one and he handed me a book that was just signatures from a bunch of the great classical composers. Shit was pretty beat up and he just tossed it to me from across the room, totally non precious item to him"}
+{"text":"My journal."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"I figured it would be cool to have a thread to discuss professional writing and the use of rhetoric in correspondence. Pic related is one example from a President of the United States. Would you say it is well written? What do you think about the new norm of capitalizing words you think are especially important? Is this good use of diction? No politics. Let's just assess the quality of the letter. What IQ and level of education does it denote? Very high, right?"}
+{"text":"rent free You have TDS."}
+{"text":"\"Good and proper for the United States\" is a Millerism."}
+{"text":"Kek he writes this shit like his shitposts on goysocial, despite living in the EU I fully support this retard in making more unhinged headlines day by day. It's almost a ritual at this point: just wait two more weeks until the orange retard lashes out on someone else or makes a 360 turn on some previous statement/decision. Boomers who currently occupy world governments desperately need to get their act together and this is how they do it, I love every minute of it, best time to be alive, thank you americans."}
+{"text":"Pic related is one example from a President of the United States. I don't think that the word 'president' should be capitalized there. :-P"}
+{"text":"Academically insecure MAGA goy cattle have a lot of \"he's just pretending to be stupid\" and \"he's just playing 4D chess to make you look\" copes to intellectualize their commitment to an uneducated carnival barker."}
+{"text":"just finished this, what did i think of it?"}
+{"text":"You thought it was so dang cool you wanna paypal your friend Anon $500."}
+{"text":"Inferior to the original: Moby Dick"}
+{"text":"Moby dick is the poor man's Blood meridian"}
+{"text":"You were enthralled and captivated by the character of the Judge. You don't know whether he is some avatar representing Manifest Destiny, Satan himself, or if you really want to know. And he's spoooooooky like Darth Vader."}
+{"text":"It was pretty cool and had a lot of different themes and meanings; some you understood and some you didn't, but might in time."}
+{"text":"their free ISBNs. ah yeah, so stuck with amazon then, cuz no way i'm going to shell out a few hundred bucks for an isbn"}
+{"text":"It reads to me like ramblings of someone depressed, not really a story"}
+{"text":"*anons just don't know how to get people to want to read their books ftfy"}
+{"text":"AI is very weird. It keeps trying to change things over and over again until it becomes a very \"average\" piece. I've posted the same paragraph 10 different times during 10 different days using their suggestions, and all it did was take their changes and changed it over and over until it reads like a very over dramatic tweet found on twitter."}
+{"text":"it also writes and pushes for YA in character development, plot, and sentence structure"}
+{"text":"Just finished Paul Kingsnorth's \"Against the Machine\". Paul Kingsnorth is an Orthodox Christian and member of the re-enchantment crowd, alongside Rod Dreher, Jonathan Pageau, and others. I believe he spoke a little too apocalyptic and sensational on certain points, but by and large I think it was good, if a little forgettable just because I've read so many books like it recently."}
+{"text":"Paul Kingsnorth is a deranged communist who cannot be trusted."}
+{"text":"The cover is neat. I haven't read it so I don't have a opinion, lol."}
+{"text":"Orthobros are intellectually weak so I won't even bother reading this. They just steal everything from Guenon in any case."}
+{"text":"unashamed monetization of end is nigh narrative"}
+{"text":"Totally BTFOS trannies as the Frankenstein Guinea pig tip of the posthuman spear they are."}
+{"text":"There is a great IQ filter coming If I was below 120 IQ (I'm not) I'd start considering my options"}
+{"text":"I'm 140 iq, but only in spatial section. Supposedly because i'm autistic. And i spy with my little eye an influx of bait threads in quantity rather unusual for this board."}
+{"text":"I'm 124 Midwit hell Someone end my suffering, I beg"}
+{"text":"How exactly is math, spatial and not verbal, when it involves both? Who came up with these retarded categories? Math has both spatial--geometry, and verbal--algebra. In fact, language is both spatial and verbal too and the reason autists might not be very good at it has nothing to do with these contrived iq categories that don't help explain anything."}
+{"text":"I do not know any of that as I am not an IQ test maker. I do however know I scored 150 V/ 60 M and that I haven’t ever completed a math course in school which wasn’t above middle school level so I am ready to believe those stats are accurate."}
+{"text":"Math is not a skill you test for with iq, that's why i'm skeptical of what you are talking about. You don't get a math iq so much as they test for spatial and verbal abilities and math involves both, so if you were actually that gifted in verbal it would show in some deductive sections of math. Because that's all math is, deduction from set theory. The criteria for the test you took was whack."}
+{"text":"itt: give your best book recs to understand this region and its people"}
+{"text":"i like the monke flip"}
+{"text":"history of the Byzantine Empire history of the Ottoman Empire history of the Breakup of Yugoslavia The Romanians by Mircea Eliade Zalmoxis by Mircea Eliade This should contain basically everything you need to know."}
+{"text":"you don't need to read at all, you just need one of three things, 1. to be unemployed 2. cheap cigarettes 3. cheap alcohol."}
+{"text":"Viđu vraga su sedam binjišah Su dva mača a su dvije krune Praunuka Turkova s Koranom! Za njim jata prokletoga kota, da opuste zemlju svukoliku ka skakavac što polja opusti! Francuskoga da ne bi brijega, aravijsko more sve potopi! San pakleni okruni Osmana, darova mu lunu ka jabuku. Zloga gosta Evropi Orkana!"}
+{"text":"The Bridge on the Drina The main reason why Andrić got his Nobel in literature"}
+{"text":"one thing that i've never heard people talk about is how the death of ivan ilyich is very clearly a universalist book. i think universalism is/was a new world phenomenon so i dont know if tolstoy was ever exposed to it, but even if he reached these ideas independently the book makes perfectly sense if seen through the lenses of universalism. the entire point of the book is that ivan ilyich's death has been his life. we expect to know the \"plot twist\" from the first few pages but we find out his death has been all along his life, which he lived attached to mundane things and detached from christ. in his last monents, on the other hand, ivan ilyich finds at last relief. his death is over and now his life in the kingdom of heaven begins. all of this is incredibly similar to the universalist view on hell and salvation. hell (\"death\") exists only insofar as you live without god in your life, but salvation (\"life\") awaits for you at the end either way; there can't possibly be an eternal lake of fire involved. thoughts? do you agree with my thesis or am i tripping?"}
+{"text":"he rejected almost all supernatural aspects of Christianity. how can you reject the supernatural aspects of christianity?"}
+{"text":"when they call you to heaven you just don't go"}
+{"text":"You need to get caught up on rationalism."}
+{"text":"Tolstoy invented a sect of Christianity where Jesus was just a human who happened to teach the ultimate truth for mankind. He rewrote the Gospels to remove all supernatural elements in them and borrowed heavily from Schopenhauer. He (begrudgingly) believed in God but I don’t think he spoke much about an afterlife at all. To Tolstoy, Ivan Ilyich reaches a point of nirvana sort of before death and that’s the true “salvation,” a personal and spiritual one where he understands the truth of his life."}
+{"text":"I was very underwhelmed by The Death of Ivan Ilyich. Nice prose, but I remember thinking, I wish this guy would just die already. No likable characters, except for the peasant servant, but the way Tolstoy would get preachy about his “simple goodness” just seemed shallow and immature. Even simple people are more complex than that, and it’s not exactly a matter of class the way Tolstoy makes it out. IDK, maybe Russian aristocracy really was that insufferable universally, making peasants in every case more likable, but I doubt it."}
+{"text":"I'm frustrated. People are a flock of pests. Their words shallow. Their actions hollow. Their greed endless. and their brains vacant."}
+{"text":"Next time you'd like to half ass life I'll remind you why. Illiterate ape."}
+{"text":"When I read a book, no one is there. When I write a book no one else is heard."}
+{"text":"homero"}
+{"text":"I worked through a sentence-diagramming book cover to cover, doing all the exercises with extremely high proficiency, when I had my trivium phase 5-10 years ago. I barely remember a thing."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is a sentence diagram?"}
+{"text":"Any books out there on straight line scamming people"}
+{"text":"Unironically the Bible. Dude I know is swimming in Southern poon with his weekend routine. He doesn't believe a word of it."}
+{"text":"Why do you want to scam people? Piece of shit"}
+{"text":"My Adventures with Your Money by George Graham Rice is what you're looking for. It's not great literature, but it breaks down how a scam works."}
+{"text":"The vast majority of non-textbooks on the subject of business and marketing are straight up scams in my experience. ESPECIALLY marketing. Like holy shit, it was fucking impossible to find non-bullshit information on marketing that wasn't some sort of scam or bullshit until I just pirated collage text books for a proper community collage course on marketing (that I also pirated)."}
+{"text":"is this the one that describes the monk statue scam? that shit is so clever and funny I refuse to believe it really ever happened"}
+{"text":"Was Hamlet a genius as Harold Bloom says?"}
+{"text":"why does he hate hamlet so much"}
+{"text":"Just because you're smart doesn't mean you will do smart things."}
+{"text":"well, this site is full of retards who claim they're only pretending, so it's not beyond the realm of possibility"}
+{"text":"Hamlet is untrustworthy. Falstaff is a better reference point. Especially in Bloom's case."}
+{"text":"I would trust hamlet way more than falstaff"}
+{"text":"All the Irish writers I see before him were Anglo-Irish. Safe to say \"Irish literature\" would not exist without him, or his coattails on which Beckett, O'Brien, et al. rode."}
+{"text":"FACT: No one really cares about plotholes and deus ex machina or otherwise if the emotional moments and hype and aura of the story is good enough"}
+{"text":"how would you rate medea's aura moment?"}
+{"text":"Madea? Like that tyler perry movie?"}
+{"text":"emotional moments and hype and aura Nice lexicon there tyro"}
+{"text":"it kills every Columbo episode though just one more thing last night we discovered previously unmentioned witness, random nobody, that saw you on the crime scene your attempts to cover the crime were otherwise perfect well too bad, you are busted"}
+{"text":"He really was a much better writer than Dostoyevsky."}
+{"text":"Indeed his whole theory of ‘crazes’ or ‘epidemic suggestions’, in which he lumps together such things as the Crusades and the Dutch passion of tulip growing, shows a willingness to regard many human activities as mere ant-like rushings to and fro, inexplicable and uninteresting. Clearly he could have no patience with a chaotic, detailed, discursive writer like Shakespeare. His reaction is that of an irritable old man who is being pestered by a noisy child. ‘Why do you keep jumping up and down like that? Why can't you sit still like I do?’ In a way the old man is in the right, but the trouble is that the child, has a feeling in its limbs which the old man has lost. And if the old man knows of the existence of this feeling, the effect is merely to increase his irritation: he would make children senile, if he could. Tolstoy does not know, perhaps, just what he misses in Shakespeare, but he is aware that he misses something, and he is determined that others shall be deprived of it as well. By nature he was imperious as well as egotistical. Well after he was grown up he would still occasionally strike his servant in moments of anger, and somewhat later, according to his English biographer, Derrick Leon, he felt ‘a frequent desire upon the slenderest provocation to slap the faces of those with whom he disagreed’. One does not necessarily get rid of that kind of temperament by undergoing religious conversion, and indeed it is obvious that the illusion of having been reborn may allow one's native vices to flourish more freely than ever, though perhaps in subtler forms. Tolstoy was capable of abjuring physical violence and of seeing what this implies, but he was not capable of tolerance or humility, and even if one knew nothing of his other writings, one could deduce his tendency towards spiritual bullying from this single pamphlet."}
+{"text":"Clothing and furniture looks comfortable back then."}
+{"text":"Everyone that met Tolstoy said that he treated them like children and he was the wise elder"}
+{"text":"Embarrassing essay from Orwell. He concedes Tolstoy is right on the important points but then says but HAHA people still read him you mad??? also you're le MEAN"}
+{"text":"Well he was"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this chud was right about everything"}
+{"text":"Checked, do you recommend any accounts? iIve found some Urbanomic-affiliated people to be good, but as far as I can tell the quality of people has really gone down with all the Elon and Nikita Bier algorithm changes."}
+{"text":"No. It only became \"digital gold\", meant to hedge against inflation or a devalued dollar, after it had failed as a currency, a unit of exchange and account, the new world dollar, asymptotic money, and as a store of value (multiple times). What bitcoin actually is, is a sponge for negative sentiment that erupted around 2009 about western markets in the wake of the great financial crisis. It sucks up all that capital people refuse to invest in stocks and bonds and puts it right back in the system. It's brilliant, really."}
+{"text":"I follow him on twitter, that is enough to delve into the content of his mind. There is little to no benefit to reading him, other than enriching him economically, which I would argue is his primary directive. Don't fall for cheap parlour tricks and read the Greeks before you even begin to attempt to grasp this pseudo intellectual gibberish. Fuck you and Land, go back to X."}
+{"text":"land is one of the few genuine real liberals, in the sense he believes in capitalism over everything else. he called his view \"techno-commercialism\" and there arent a lot of other people like it"}
+{"text":"Oh I get it now... X pajeets are advertising on 4chan. I saw this comment on /pol/ earlier today, formatted for a /pol/ audience..."}
+{"text":"lotr word count is about 400,000 words How the FUCK did he do it? Seriously. ASOIAF comes in instalments of 300,000 or so, and that world feels much less complete than Middle-earth. How is it possible to be so economical with your worldbuilding?"}
+{"text":"This chart is misleading and deliberately misrepresents its own data. \"Riftwar Cycle\" is not a continuous narrative, it is a setting that has many different discrete trilogies, tetrologies, and stand alone novels tied into it. The same is true for many other \"series\" listed here, like Disc World, Realm of the Elderlings, and others. Lord of the Rings is a single story in multiple volumes. That is also how I would describe Wheel of Time, or Malazan Book of the Fallen. They are not the same thing. Comparing the word count of long narratives like WoT or LotR to collections of separate stories makes no sense at all."}
+{"text":"Tolkien had no reason to endlessly elaborate on his story because he had already written pages and pages of other stories and histories for Middle Earth. Most of Tolkien's writings were not published before his death. Lord of the Rings was a distillation of his work, an epic narrative constructed from everything he had thus far written about his \"mythos\". Martin hasn't done a fraction of the work Tolkien did in constructing a world. He plays things by ear, by his own admission. He prefers to see where the story takes him as he writes it. So the act of writing about Westeros causes it to become more realized and fleshed out. Whereas for Tolkien, the fleshing out was already done. He simply had to choose what was important enough to include."}
+{"text":"Different sort of book. LotR has songs of lore, descriptions and narration to add to its worldbuilding. ASOIAF has actually very little worldbuilding of that kind, as it's a character driven story, about the characters, not the adventure or the quest."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised that all the existing Bakker is actually slightly shorter than ASOIAF. It definitely feels a lot bigger."}
+{"text":"What are mere mortals compared to a god?"}
+{"text":"women like to be naked because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to wear a lot of clothes and jewelry because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to be skinny because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to be thicc because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women love church and God because it makes them people helpless for a powerful man so they can cum cum cum (to Jesus) women love atheism because it makes them feel helpless to make oppression and abuse when makes them cum cum cum women are the worst enemy of feminism because in fact they don't want to not be helpless before men because then they won't cum cum cum Jesus Christ, and I thought Freud was bad"}
+{"text":"You're somebody's uncle"}
+{"text":"I am an only child"}
+{"text":"every girl is like that."}
+{"text":"I heard the original (only?) English translation is godawful and even completed inverted some of her points. Is this true, and if so, has there been a better version?"}
+{"text":"The original English translation is shit prose and highly abridged. The picture in the OP is new and unabridged translation, it's a fucking doorstoppers but 10x more readable than any other feminist slop"}
+{"text":"Are there large swaths of Japanese people who don't criticize Shintoism ever?"}
+{"text":"the church is everyone who is saved by Jesus Christ. there will be international church telegram channels, but Jesus Christ is King and he has no vicar"}
+{"text":"that's how I think religions functions, not on faith, but just drilling it into children's minds as soon as humanly possible, it's very depressing. Christians seem to get away with it because it's supposed to be a gift, but actually most of the Christians I know are tortured people who have a really hard time feeling normal about things like sex or eating meat or intrusive thoughts."}
+{"text":"all of this quoting the Bible, the Bible covers a vast range of dogmatic human opinion, out of context you can make it say anything, watch this: Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys."}
+{"text":"“Son of a bitch! Vile Scorpion! Foul Viper! Release this negress! Let her go unharmed! Do not touch a single hair on her… Wait! What has happened to my comrade in arms? Come Abdalla! Abdalla! Abdalla!” The moans of a wounded women are heard, Soon after the noise of violent struggle From the fig trees, twenty cubits below The fortress battlements, atop which stands Mafarka-el-Bar, King of Tell-el-Kiber. He watches counting his Negro slaves, Six thousand and four thousand Negresses, The prize of victory, shouting orders Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eng200 Curriculum is Feminism and Postcolonialism He even had a good rating on Rate My Professor. What the fuck is wrong with English departments in education? Across 2 colleges and 5 professors, not a single one has been normal; they're all extreme leftists."}
+{"text":"Zoomie I'm 43. I'm well aware the 90s was full of that shit."}
+{"text":"Book clubs are refuges for the chronically lonely."}
+{"text":"i've had a handful of good english classes at my school but my experience is mostly the same"}
+{"text":"Leftists are just smarter than you, chud. The reason you pursued a brainlet humanities degree in the first place is that you couldn't bear the thought of pursuing a STEM degree and discovering that the leftists excel there too."}
+{"text":"High degrees of educational attainment are strongly correlated with higher IQ. Higher IQ is strongly correlated with liberal beliefs. Seethe"}
+{"text":"I use ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini to help me make sense of complex books. They act as a second pair of eyes when I get stuck on a difficult chapter or need to break down a character’s motivation. It feels like having a well-read friend who is always available to talk about the plot. When I have a new book idea, I talk through the structure with ChatGPT. I don't use them to write the story for me. Instead, I use them to organize the messy thoughts in my head. It helps me find holes in my logic and map out where the story should go. I can test out different endings or see if a plot twist actually makes sense. Using these models saves me hours of staring at a blank page. It makes the planning process much faster and keeps me focused on the actual writing. Am I wrong for doing this?"}
+{"text":"It's a pretty decent grammar checker and random name generator too."}
+{"text":"I just use it as a book recommendation repository. get better."}
+{"text":"That is a pretty harsh way for someone to see it. I usually tell people that the AI is just a tool like a calculator or a spell checker. It does not replace my thinking, it just makes the process of organizing my thoughts much faster. I still come up with the ideas and make the final decisions. Using a computer to work more efficiently does not mean I have replaced myself, it just means I am using the best tools available to me."}
+{"text":"Using a computer to work more efficiently does not mean I have replaced myself, it just means I am using the best tools available to me. It means you are a retard who cannot formulate even a handful of sentences without assistance. You and about 75% of the people in this thread need to kts."}
+{"text":"I invented a machine to help me lift the heavier weights at the gym. Now I can bench 250 but for some reason I'm still out of shape"}
+{"text":"The highest praise, or rather form of praise, of this play, which I can offer in my own mind, is the doubt which the perusal always occasions in me, whether the Antony and Cleopatra is not, in all exhibitions of a giant power in its strength and vigour of maturity, a formidable rival of Macbeth, Lear, Hamlet, and Othello."}
+{"text":"the 144 times that I have carefully, painstakingly read that play gross"}
+{"text":"I read it recently and fucking loved it. I'm not sure why it's not included in the great tragedies either. As a drama, I prefer it to Macbeth, though Macbeth has much more memorable soliloquies. I probably prefer it to Lear too, especially as a play about grappling with aging. Othello and Hamlet still top it though."}
+{"text":"Coleridge contributed to the idea of the canon because he was a genius and one of the most important commentators on Shakespeare in English history. The 'race issue' in Othello is most likely a modern interpretation because there is almost zero chance that someone like Shakespeare had personal experience with someone of another race and we know how simplistic and abstract the racial ideas of the pre-modern world was. No one would think of writing literature or a drama about 'race issues' before modernity."}
+{"text":"can you just like, um, *licks lips*, unzip?"}
+{"text":"This is how you respond to someone speaking politely to you and asking for basic decency? What did we ever do to you to deserve this behavior?"}
+{"text":"Is it really that bad and inaccourate? What introduction to occult traditions would you suggest?"}
+{"text":"Western Esotericism: A guide for the perplexed The Occult World"}
+{"text":"It's an accurate enough description of what different mystery schools, mystics, and occultists have believed throughout the ages. Whether those beliefs themselves are accurate is another matter. It would be extremely difficult for even an undiscerning student of the esoteric to accept that 100% of the beliefs expressed therein are accurate and can co-exist."}
+{"text":"Why am I supposed to assume Humbert is an unreliable narrator now again?"}
+{"text":"its a love story about two consentient adults, why would it need a unreliable narrator gimmick? its not planescape torment or harry potter."}
+{"text":"reading diddycore epsteinpunk books"}
+{"text":"Epstein a diddy ahh blud fr fr!"}
+{"text":"Why do you assume they werent infatuated with him?"}
+{"text":"He is pretty up front about details from when he was alone with Lolita, which would cut against this theory since no one would know those details and he doesn't exactly flatter himself with them."}
+{"text":"gf recommended me middlemarch after I told her women can’t write it’s actually written by a tranny named George Why can’t women write masterpieces?"}
+{"text":"obsessed"}
+{"text":"Bro has an Adam’s Apple and moustache in his portrait famalam"}
+{"text":"She's not trans, she's just English"}
+{"text":"he was FTM"}
+{"text":"Nabokov is the second most overrated writer in history His favorite Tolstoy is Anna Karenina. He doesn't really like anything else. 'Nuff said If he wasn't a pedophile, he was at the very least latently gay or transgender. And if you like him, so are you (any of the 3 or all of them at once)"}
+{"text":"he got full on buttfucked as a boy he said: \"I have had no homosexual experiences before 12\", but after 12?"}
+{"text":"in Ada in the sex between siblings the younger sister was like 7-10 years old ada was twelve. and ada or ardor was written as a contrast to lolita in that regard. its just kids exploring and having sex. of course those characters also grow up to be terrible people but thats another issue."}
+{"text":"I don't like him. he's definitely a homosexual. and his stories are exploitative and cheap. he gets off easy because people (incorrectly) lump him in with the Russians."}
+{"text":"I intensely dislike him, there's something really slimy and annoying about him."}
+{"text":"I started reading Lolita after i started having pedophilic thoughts and i hate how Humbert's fantasies are the same as mine. Many times i just have to laugh at how sad it is so read about his fantasies and thoughts having thought that exact same thing or fantasized about that exact scenario myself but unlike Humbert i do not indulge my evil desires and actively avoid children which makes me the better man."}
+{"text":"search up \"cool books for guys\" expecting fun fantasy / sci-fi / action books 50% of the videos shown to me are made by women showcasing gay ass romance / smut slop books the 50% of the videos made by guys are fucking self help books \"ohhh brother you need to read atomic habits\" \"ohhh brother you need to read rich dads poor dads\" \"ohh brother you need MOTIVATION and exercise!!!!\" WTF, why are self help books so god damn popular? Do you really need an old ass man to write a book telling you to clean your room and go on a run once every week?"}
+{"text":"reading the classics is about getting women bro Buckbroken by hustle culture."}
+{"text":"Used book stores and being born before 1990 so I was able to find lots of good stuff in regular retail stores as well before Amazon killed them all."}
+{"text":"The type of male that would record himself talking about books like a fairy and post it online for old men to masturbate to is already a faggot"}
+{"text":"watch Interesting Books Reviewed. he mostly does non-fiction but none of its self help slop."}
+{"text":"porn wouldn't be needed if women had zero agency. think about it."}
+{"text":"I got filtered by the first sentence. Am I suppose to know what a whilome is? Is it worth deciphering 1000 pages of this? It begins: Lo I the man, whose whilome did maske, As time her taught in lowly Shepheards weeds, Am now enforst a far vnfitter taske, For trumpets sterne to chaunge mine Oaten reeds, And sing of Knights and Ladies gentle deeds; Whose prayses hauing slept in silence long, Me, all too meane, the sacred Muse areeds To blazon broad emongst her learned throng: Fierce warres and faithfull loues shall moralize my song."}
+{"text":"Why does the language seem so much more archaic than Shakespeare despite being contemporary?"}
+{"text":"I don't find it difficult but it does require knowing Middle English since it regularly uses Middle English"}
+{"text":"off of vibe checks, he wanted to sound more archaic, quite normal for the epic genre"}
+{"text":"it was intentionally written to sound more archaic"}
+{"text":"if the retards in my renaissance epics class can figure it out i'm sure you can too bud"}
+{"text":"Premise seems interesting but not sure if DFW is the right person"}
+{"text":"Start with the Greeks"}
+{"text":"Dfw was a euclid appreciator"}
+{"text":"Pic-related but you can't be a mathlet."}
+{"text":"Is this site dead now? I used it a bit last year but now it has even more bots than 4chan. Also, post recs."}
+{"text":"Hananiacs report in"}
+{"text":"i like sam kriss because i'm a pseud. if you're also a pseud he has some of the best stuff on substack"}
+{"text":"I keep unsubscribing from him and miraculously I'm resubscribed every time he makes another post."}
+{"text":"Algorithms destroy everything."}
+{"text":"The overwhelming majority of people who achieve success on Substack are mediocrities who have simply transferred their following from another platform, whether that platform be X, YouTube, or some MSM publication."}
+{"text":"what book to read?"}
+{"text":"Unironically, dungeon crawler carl, audiobook is like 5000x better way to consume it but its still great"}
+{"text":"“A Study in Scarlet” by Arthur Conan Doyle"}
+{"text":"unalive yourself"}
+{"text":"iliad"}
+{"text":"Proverbs"}
+{"text":"Can we have a chinese /lit/erature thread? I already started Water Margin (Tuttle edition) but i want more. Im fascinated with China these days. Could be ancient or modern lit."}
+{"text":"have you read The Romance of Three Kingdoms?"}
+{"text":"Because the publisher is well known for publishing asian stuff?"}
+{"text":"I eata turtle soup -_-"}
+{"text":"Why can’t chinks write books? Half the planet is chinks and they can’t write for shit."}
+{"text":"the china or east-west question is a major theme in BOM. drops in < 1 wk"}
+{"text":"/lit gets beasted on by reddit"}
+{"text":"A midsommer nights dream exists"}
+{"text":"1. Ficciones (Borges); 2. The Brothers Karamazov (Dostoevsky); 3. 100 Years of Solitude (Garcia Marquez); 4. Ulysses (Joyce); 5. Blood Meridian (McCarthy); 6. Moby Dick (Melville); 7. In Search of Lost Time (Proust); 8. Gravity's Rainbow (Pynchon); 9. Hamlet (Shakespeare); 10. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy). 1. Hamlet 11. Swanns Way 14. Ulysses ???"}
+{"text":"Tempest Macbeth king Lear othello what this guy said"}
+{"text":"The only thing this list proves is that reddit truelit is largely made of 4channelers and that reddit truelit's mods are censoring The Holy Bible and The Brothers K for some reason."}
+{"text":"Literally all the other ones How do they compare to Hamlet? What depth does Macbeth or The Tempest have. Not even getting into something like Titus Andronicus. Hamlet was an incredible profound story, in addition to the usual Shakespeare cleverness and entertainment."}
+{"text":"One way I like to engage with philosophy when direct philosophy is too arduous to engage with or when I'm burnt out, but also derive no satisfaction from Pop philosophy, is to engage with it through stories. Infact that is first how I became interested in philosophical questions in my late teen years. When I asked this online, I got stuff like Crime and Punishment, and Infinite Jest. But having actually read some philosophy books myself now, they dont seem to engage with philosophical questions \"hard enough\". I can't say enough about IJ, as I havent finished it yet, but when I'm reading 10 pages about some dude being anxious about whether the weed dealer will come or not, and telling us how much they prepared for this. I sorta \"get the point\". Its almost like the point is so straight, that theres ultimately no point in the end if that makes sense. Whereas in Crime and Punishment its like every plot beat is contrived to directly lead to the conclusion of \"finding Christ\". Like the abandonment of Raskolnikovs prior values, of which hes admittedly little more than a stereotypical representation of, wasnt earned, they werent engaged with, his actions werent a reasonable product of them, and so what is left, isnt a counter argument, or a counter proof in the form of a naturally accuring story, but instead pure consequence, leaving the protagonist with nothing, where anything can be filled in with afterwards, in the case of this book. It was Christianity. Any ideology, any thought, any principle can be defeated if you just shoot the person advocating for it. Or if its implemented poorly, hastily, with poor understanding. Thats shallow. Personally I don't understand how people enjoy stories that play out in such a way. I want to be convinced, to engage with the implications shown as if they're not arbitrary, in the way \"By Definition\" is arbitrary. So that I can be assured in a conclusion that does not come from itself. Is that Dune?"}
+{"text":"That's what the honored matres had."}
+{"text":"Dune is mostly vibes, like LotR. It's very much space fantasy instead of science fiction. In Dune II one plot event happens in the entire book, the rest is just MC whining about how he has no good possible futures without ever touching on causation."}
+{"text":"This is the one I read when I was young."}
+{"text":"That's the one I've got too. There's no denying that the ornithopter looks retarded. I always imagined something more like a dragonfly, so it was gratifying to see that Denis Villeneuve agreed with me. There's not much else about his films that I like though."}
+{"text":"I hate the modern paperback cover, but that one just looks like a couple KKK members hanging out in Arizona. It's not much better. This one  and picrel are my favorites, along with the first edition cover. The \"deluxe edition\" cover is also not bad."}
+{"text":"Gnosticism is the lamest LARP of all time. Convince me otherwise. I’ve read the Nag Hamadingdong “scriptures” and it’s pure ass. Does /lit/ have any real gnostics that defend this piece of shit LARP “religion” or any book recs? I’ve read Aristotle btw."}
+{"text":"Once upon a time there was a little carpenter who wanted to be a rabbi. He was too poor though and ended up being just another street preacher. He preached a reformist message and spoke more from his heart than the scriptures. The Roman's had him executed, but his followers thought this a great injustice, and his story and teaching spread in many directions. A faith for forming around this figure. Outrageous confabulations were told about the carpenter being god, or the son of god at least. Once scholarly hands felt a need to write these stories all down, the absolute incompatibilities of the old torah with these new stories made no sense, so these scholars set about fixing it. Paul, a scummy Jew who claimed to be Jesus' best pal, was busy trying to sell this new faith a s control cult. The whole thing remains ass no matter how you look at it. The highest gnosis is that yhwh, the demiurge, is a fiction. Evil. Just like Zeus. So why worship him? Why make excuses for him? Staying faithful to godhead is always a LARP. Seek deeper."}
+{"text":"Share your favorite history books, what you're currently reading, etc."}
+{"text":"So far so good I guess"}
+{"text":"He's right. Remnick is notoriously terrible."}
+{"text":"Sounds like your usual liberal fuck America shit: With the Soviet Union extinct, Saddam Hussein defeated, and U.S. power at its zenith, the early 1990s promised a “kinder, gentler America.” Instead, it was a period of rising anger and domestic turmoil, anticipating the polarization and resurgent extremism we know today. In When the Clock Broke, the acclaimed political writer John Ganz tells the story of America’s late-century discontents. Ranging from upheavals in Crown Heights and Los Angeles to the advent of David Duke and the heartland survivalists, the broadcasts of Rush Limbaugh, and the bitter disputes between neoconservatives and the “paleo-con” right, Ganz immerses us in a time when what Philip Roth called the “indigenous American berserk” took new and ever-wilder forms. In the 1992 campaign, Pat Buchanan's and Ross Perot’s insurgent populist bids upended the political establishment, all while Americans struggled through recession, alarm about racial and social change, the specter of a new power in Asia, and the end of Cold War–era political norms. Conspiracy theories surged, and intellectuals and activists strove to understand the “Middle American Radicals” whose alienation fueled new causes. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton appeared to forge a new, vital center, though it would not hold for long. In a rollicking, eye-opening book, Ganz narrates the fall of the Reagan order and the rise of a new and more turbulent America."}
+{"text":"Books to cure my depression?"}
+{"text":"What a surprise that the guy who wrote \"prob\" outs himself to be an annoying retard. It's just one word! Who cares! That's so innocuous! He who is retarded in small things is retarded in many things."}
+{"text":"nothing comfortable about depression chud"}
+{"text":"Depressed people only ever come from comfortable backgrounds. It's a bourgeois disease. In the middle of the 20th century there was a war in which 50 million people died, and hundreds of millions suffered hardship and bereavement. Yet afterwards there was no epidemic of \"muh depression.\" They just got on with rebuilding their lives. tl;dr - you're just a whiny faggot who has never known true adversity."}
+{"text":"You should watch the tv show Alone. Life tends to be interpreted through your current situation. Most people that have immediate needs will not have time for depressing thoughts. Your brain changes its focus based on circumstance. Depression usually means that someone has the time available to dwell on abstract thought. I have been depressed myself. It feels like you can barely move. It was also at a time when I wasnt required to do anything, so I could fall into that state. It is kind of hard to even give advice to someone stuck with a mental illness without receiving scorn, so I'm not expecting anything here. Lifting is what cured mine. If a depressed person can find something to latch onto, they can ride it out. The problem is when one is at the bottom of a hole, it is difficult to imagine getting out. You stop believing in a way up."}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you're brown? Depression is a white phenomenon, you will simply never understand it."}
+{"text":"Forget about the meme book, read up on Hesiod."}
+{"text":"You convinced me to read this and god old people used to speak like ESL's. Every time they change the topic they say stuff like \"And I shall tell you the next lesson truthfully and with much supreme discussion that it would be like a gift..\" It just sounds like an Indian going \"My saar listen I am give you best deal this shop am best in Calcutta listen close!\""}
+{"text":"Your mind is soiled."}
+{"text":"are you hmong?"}
+{"text":"the NEET chud fears this epic poem"}
+{"text":"we get it, you're based and white"}
+{"text":"Lit noob here. I was wondering what the general consensus on Kafka was. I personally have loved the works of his I’ve read so far but recently seen a few posts criticising him/criticising top 100 lists for having too many of his works. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"pissing on his grave right now wanna join as friends of course?"}
+{"text":"but anon that's exactly what /lit/ consists of"}
+{"text":"He's good but let's be honest pretty boring"}
+{"text":"Kafka refused to publish anything until he was completely satisfied with it so he himself would dislike his presence there, he wanted his unfinished work burned. Amerika is a fantastic read though and hugely influential on novels like Invisible Man. Kafka had never been to Amerika and it existed to him as an exotic land which makes his portrait of it rather intriguing. It is the land of absolute promise and absolute disillusionment, although it is his only story with an intended happy ending"}
+{"text":"I havent opened a single book since the end of last year"}
+{"text":"Hey, not bad. The only book in the top 100 I finished is Alice in Wonderland."}
+{"text":"ive read Martyr!, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, and Wuthering Heights so far this year. I need something really good next cuz I read some heaters in December and none of those 3 really hit that hard"}
+{"text":"Very deep analysis Very Lovecraftian Not at all retarded.... You're a fucking, pathetic retard"}
+{"text":"You're fucking illiterate, saar."}
+{"text":"i have never opened a book since secondary school (except college textbooks) i dont even know what i am doing here"}
+{"text":"I think /lit/ should read this book."}
+{"text":"\"Oh, they're so sexy! Sluts! Oh, but they bring life into the world! Forever alone! ;_; Oh, but they're so stupid and weak! Why do I still want one?\" Sexy Just a piece of meat whose shape make the subnormie dick hp boing boing. If you get aroused by lumps of fat you're a fucking retard. They bring life Merely an incubator on legs. The ancients of all nations considered that the true essence of life was hidden in the seed and a woman was nothing but a field. They're stupid and weak Indeed they are indeed. If you want a woman and can endure loneliness, you're worthless subhuman Jeet who goes into agony without the presence of people and something wet and warm around his dick. And there's no mystery of women. This whole mystery is shit is just normies having physiological and hormonal reactions at the sights of fat lumps and being unable to understand the simple biological reason for such reaction and creating fake metaphysics out of visual cues."}
+{"text":"Glad to see more of this. Fimbulvetr will be here soon enough and all of our retarded illusions will be broken on the back of reality's cold skin"}
+{"text":"why"}
+{"text":"Looks like a cross between a porno and an art film. No thanks."}
+{"text":"The ancients of all nations considered that the true essence of life was hidden in MUH SEMEN Turns out they were wrong. Hey bby, I ain't mystified... Yeah, you're just especially stupid Ah, refreshing stupidity. Love to see it. [Norse pagan LARPer] Stupidity will ensure lowering birthrates"}
+{"text":"This book is less about the actions of a retarded man and more about the retarded behavior of mobs who throw a disabled man under a bus because we have to defend heckin females. I hated Steinbeck as a kid and still do, either his books are incredibly boring or downright offensive. Sometimes both. The pinnacle of banality, borrowing a sentiment from Hannah Arendt."}
+{"text":"Is Dave Masters meant to symbolize Stoner's passivity and regret? This guy was a chad who wasn't afraid to say what he thinks and step out of his comfort zone while Stoner was a fucking pussy. Throughout the book it is implied Stoner quite never forgets about him and, in fact, he still misses him. But I think him still thinking about Masters signifies he's aware of his inaction and knows that ,if he was a bit more like Masters, his life would be significantly better. The fact that his friend is gone saddens just a much as the fact that he could never get over himself"}
+{"text":"I'd kill the word \"symbolize.\" I don't think Masters is a symbol of anything, this isn't Romanticism. That said, you're getting the same thing out of the book that I did. Stoner is talented and a good man at his core, but he's an NPC and is allergic to exercising free will. The world just happens to him. The opening line of the book tells you that Stoner is a failure, I'm always mystified when people believe that Stoner the character is admirable or imitable. Masters is imitable. Surely the world happens to Masters sometimes, but also Masters happens to the world. Stoner appears to recognize and admire this, but absent any introspection it's not clear to the reader the exact reason that Stoner never tries to assert himself on the world until it's too late and he fights for a better work schedule or whatever meaningless dispute he had at the end of his life."}
+{"text":"but absent any introspection it's not clear to the reader the exact reason that Stoner never tries to assert himself on the world until it's too late Yeah, I do wonder why its never explained why hes so passive"}
+{"text":"Masters dies. Presumably horrifically, for a pointless war. I agree with the comparison of him being a more daring Stoner, but we can't ignore that his boldness was ultimately in vain."}
+{"text":"To die like a man than to live like a coward"}
+{"text":"From what I remember about the novel (it’s been years since I read it) I think Masters showcases a form of dramatic irony: he’s cynically cautious yet dies in the war, whereas the other guy (forgot his name… Gordon?) is overly ambitious and naïve about the war yet survives it."}
+{"text":"since the battle lines are being drawn once again, which is the better skill to have? intellectual rigor or writing prowess/literary skill?"}
+{"text":"Pretentious garbage"}
+{"text":"man can only be lazy at work if negation is freedom then freedom changes a man Don't worry op, nothing happened."}
+{"text":"Dozens of threads exactly like this one have been posted and 0% have yielded any interesting or useful responses. It's a proxy for political shitflinging between basedence midwits and literary psueds, i.e. blue versus red. Have you considered that the reason why no interesting answers are ever given is that it's a dumb question for people who don't read?"}
+{"text":"Well I could go elsewhere but calling people \"nigger\" as a joke gets you banned in those places."}
+{"text":"The two are not mutually exclusive."}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible nowadays to create new Greek/Roman myths, as the medievals did?"}
+{"text":"None of that is going to be remembered, just like literary phenomenon from the last century has already been forgotten."}
+{"text":"apollo and hyacinthus new I have no idea what they have to do with whatever \"BOM\" may mean"}
+{"text":"New Greek/Roman myths As [not the Greeks/Romans] did ?"}
+{"text":"Les Mouches is a guilty pleasure of mine"}
+{"text":"Troilus belongs to Achilles harem"}
+{"text":"Is there an app like Tachiyomi, but for Books? Its not that I dont know where to get books for free, its moreso that I dont really have an organized and sorted place to put them that feels dedicated to the books. I've given up on physical books, thinking they would force me to read more, but there are too many inconveniences, like weight, reading at night and the need for light, holding it in a comfortable position etc. Which is really sad, because it never used to feel like this when I was younger, none of these used to be \"problems\" or concerns somehow. But it is what it is. I don't actually believe that online reading will be anymore successful, but its worked for manga, maybe itll work for full blown books and novels"}
+{"text":"Install ReadEra. Its the best epub reader and you can organize books by authors, categories and such."}
+{"text":"yup thanks"}
+{"text":"Manga Fuck off back to /a/ where you belong, scum."}
+{"text":"anime website"}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"Why isn't Islamic literature part of the Western Canon? The West literally uses the numbers of Arabs. Why can't it read their books?"}
+{"text":"If I said \"Christian literature\" that includes things as diverse as the English Paradise Lost, the Italian Divine Comedy, Latin works, German, French, and Spanish."}
+{"text":"Christianity itself transcends language, where Islam is principally Arabic"}
+{"text":"Nabataean Agriculture Suhrawardi The Arabic Philosophers (except aforementioned) are just ancient neoplatonism but worse. Best Islamic texts are in Persian (Rumi)."}
+{"text":"I guess Picatrix. But that's really just an elaborate translation."}
+{"text":"should i learn arabic first before diving head first into any arabic literature? or is the translation of any not lost between two or more?"}
+{"text":"destroys your philosopher"}
+{"text":"Petah, what aren't you writing more epistles? Don't tell me a dog ate ya epistle again Oh like that time you wrote that epistle against circumcision and I ate it and we couldn't send it for days after that?"}
+{"text":"destroys your philosopher hey, don't do that!"}
+{"text":"be christian be boring die"}
+{"text":"Pray more. God will start showing you he is real. Also talk to a priest and look into miracles (there's a lot in Catholicism)."}
+{"text":"Repent. Humani Generis is the document on this."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for books for actual intellectuals and smart people like pic related. And not Philosophical works because they are the lowest tier of \"intellectualism\". I can even proof it. Math > Physics > Chemistry > Biology > Psychology > Sociology >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Philosophy. So no need to apply. Only serious works."}
+{"text":"I found it fascinating but it probably depends on your interests."}
+{"text":"public education Grim."}
+{"text":"We need more of it. Well funded of course. Also public libraries. Don't be a pleb."}
+{"text":"intellectual and smart? perhaps wise? oh ho ho ho no"}
+{"text":"if you want smart books then read textbooks, not popsci shit"}
+{"text":"holy fucking shit YES"}
+{"text":"Convince me to peru se this book."}
+{"text":"I dunno, anon.. the title itself is full of typos"}
+{"text":"Would make a kino cover for Under the Volcano"}
+{"text":"Haven’t read this one but The Feast of the Goat was pretty intense"}
+{"text":"It' Garcia Marquez. Garcia is the patronymic surname, Marquez is the matronymic. If you are using only one you use Garcia."}
+{"text":"I can't concentrate on reading, I prefer to spend hours watching TikTok. My organization is terrible, I forget what page I'm on Could you help me?"}
+{"text":"My organization is terrible, I forget what page I'm on bookmark I can't concentrate on reading, I prefer to spend hours watching TikTok bullet"}
+{"text":"Yeah kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else get demoralized thinking about how insanely difficult it is to make it as a writer? Very few writers in history are remembered today, 99% of old books are forgotten. And although more people today are literate, literature is less influential than ever before. No one waits for a great novel, no one consults writers as invaluable sources of guidance or intellect. If you write nowadays it's basically just for a small audience of women who like fantasy and romance."}
+{"text":"You don't need to be influential or remembered to \"make it.\" Nobody will remember the femslop but the authors of it are the ones who have \"made it\" today."}
+{"text":"OPs attitude is totally distorted. He thinks writing is like starting a digital advertising business"}
+{"text":"When mu shitposts get a couple of (you)s thats enough for me"}
+{"text":"We know"}
+{"text":"Writers write because they have something they must get out"}
+{"text":"I feel like when you get to the point where your \"ideal society\" has industrial-scale infanticide done in secret by a shadow-government that \"eyeballs\" the worth of each baby you need to take a step back, give yourself a good slap and come back down to reality. Also no Plato you can't fuck your fucking sister, even if Delphi approves!"}
+{"text":"i do in fact believe that infanticide is pretty normal, because it is pretty normal."}
+{"text":"Disgusting freak..."}
+{"text":"I read eleven books of this faggot and all his writings seem to me like a big evil mush... like he was saying : \"Here have something to think about you retarded faggots\"... and I think he doesn't even want to hide that by his own words..."}
+{"text":"Mom I posted it again"}
+{"text":"Holden Whomst?"}
+{"text":"I've never personally found any argument against suicide that really convinces me. The more philosophy I read, the more many common objections seem based on instinct or emotion rather than careful reasoning. When people call suicide \"murder\" or \"unnatural\" they often ignore that a right to life should also include the right to give it up, and that nature itself isn't a moral authority. If it were, we wouldn't use medicine to prevent or delay natural deaths. The claim that suicide is selfish also feels very one-sided. It can just as easily be seen as selfish to expect someone to keep living with unbearable mental or physical suffering simply so others don't have to feel grief. None of us chose to be born, and being stuck in a life that has become intolerable is a tragedy, not a moral failure. I think society has a strong optimism bias that makes people assume life is better than it really is for everyone. When someone experiences life mainly as a heavy burden, ending their life can be a rational way to take back control over something they never chose."}
+{"text":"impact on the world There is no impact on the world. What matters is the world's impact on you. When you die, the world ceases to impact you. The question is whether you reasonably believe you would appreciate your projected future interactions with the world."}
+{"text":"if there is no argument against it why are you still alive"}
+{"text":"dying hurts and is really scary :("}
+{"text":"I wasted my young adulthood and now I must kill myself yet I never will and instead will keep talking about doing it. Par for the course. There are people who just go straight into work the moment they leave school and are happy as fuck because they don't dwell on useless bullshit and instead go \"I want x and I will work towards it\" I know people doing law in their 30s, changing careers at 50 etc. There's no real limit to anything. Everything in that sense is imaginary and your own conceptions and every time an exception is shown it usually reverts to \"well that's okay for them but I'm different because....\""}
+{"text":"The pain of regret is so massive. I don't know how to let go. I've been so cringe for so long"}
+{"text":"Debut book First chapter First paragraph First damn sentence Talks about the feet of teenage girls Why can't foot freaks just control themselves?"}
+{"text":"Footfags, I kneel."}
+{"text":"I know."}
+{"text":"Fetishism is jew-coded behavior."}
+{"text":"I'm not into feet at all but tactically deployed barefootedness in an otherwise clothed setting where you wouldn't really expect it can be incredibly erotic for some reason. I have no idea why. Like in those talk shows for women where they like to make the atmosphere more casual with outdoor settings, bean bag chairs and buddha statues and shit."}
+{"text":"Casanova and Pushkin both had long digressions about the importance of feet"}
+{"text":"Aquatic Creatures Edition prev:"}
+{"text":"you are still madly hysterical wat"}
+{"text":"I remember the first time I ever heard an Iron Maiden song was while playing SSX3 (it was \"Run to the Hills\")."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Admit it, the only reason you dont like this book is because the author is a gay jew. The book is fucking kino."}
+{"text":"that's not what he says—did you actually read it or do you have a reading comprehension problem?"}
+{"text":"It is exactly what he says both explicitly and implicitly and you are a retard to not catch up"}
+{"text":"what kind of sapiens are we talking here? ... is it HOMO sapiens perhaps? hahahahaaa"}
+{"text":"Yeah Sapiens isn't too offensive. He should be drawn and quartered for his other books"}
+{"text":"I don't like it because it's made up nonsense real historians don't agree with designed to manipulate you Why don't you admit that you like it because it fits neatly into your confirmation bias"}
+{"text":"Why don't we have fun little esoteric worlbuilding projects like this one going on on /tg/ right now? It's an important part of fictional writing after all."}
+{"text":"Naked Lunch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Any more books with crazy reptilian drug-induced hallucinations?"}
+{"text":"The Bible"}
+{"text":"Worldbuilding is gay. Focus on characters, focus on conflict, focus on prose, focus on the fucking plot. Nobody gives a shit about what happened 2,000 years ago, or your shitty queer map, or that you named a king that doesnt even appear in the story, or how your weather system works, or your fictional language that isnt even a fucking language it's just a cypher. You guys are like motor enthusiasts who obsess over customizing with dumb spoilers and wings and rims, but you dont even know how to drive a goddamn car. I read a story by a \"worldbuilder\" last week. The first chapter was introducing magic systems and politics and different realms and plot twists and it didnt even bother establishing a single character. It was a painful read."}
+{"text":"You are simply reading shit stories. \"All Tomorrows\" is a great scifi novel and it's 90% plotless and characterless worldbuilding by volume. There are a bunch of compelling worldbuilding projects right now that simply serve as an interconnected setting for an artists work, picrel on jewtube comes to mind."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah."}
+{"text":"God I hate Analytic Philosophy. Not only is most of it pseud bullshit but it's also originated some of the most gay and annoying ideas in human history. Look, just study Continental Philosophy, it's semantically rigorous and is written in language used by humans. You actually have to be non-autistic to study it."}
+{"text":"Spooked"}
+{"text":"it is rigorous in the field of semantics-as in \"pertaining to meaning\""}
+{"text":"You don't know what you are talking about do you?"}
+{"text":"\"semantics\"-as in \"pertaining to meaning\" i know what i meant and i think it parses. welcome to continental philosophy, bitch"}
+{"text":"How will analyticfags ever recover"}
+{"text":"I thought this board was supposed to be high IQ so I tried to do a little social test by posting the most retarded, but also most obvious bait imaginable. I tried to specifically craft in such a way that it would be obvious that it's bait. And somehow, /lit/ failed my test. You engaged with the low quality bait post earnestly instead of letting it die. You disappointed me, /lit/."}
+{"text":"This board was already semi-dead post-hack and the new captcha was just the final nail in the coffin, the truth is that people who actually engage with their interests (whether it's games, movies or literature) are doing just that, they don't need to shitpost on a dead board full of performative idiots as a substitute for socialization, as a matter of fact if you are reading this post then (You), yes (You), are part of the problem. Go read a fucking book. Not sure what you tried to achieve or prove, congratulations on the (You)s from the 4.5 faggots that are still shitposting here for some reason I guess."}
+{"text":"whether it's game To be fair with games, if you don't have shitloads of cash, you can't really engage with them properly anymore. So it's no wonder why /v/ is in such a sorry state."}
+{"text":"too low IQ to appreciate bait Many such cases."}
+{"text":"Engaging is engaging. I don't care if it is bait. I will craft a tidy response to suit your bait's needs. I will sharpen my teeth on it and consume it with delight."}
+{"text":"/lit/ deserves nothing less than low effort shiyposts"}
+{"text":"To Lord Byron in the Wilderness.—What dost thou here, Elijah? Can a Poet doubt the Visions of Jehovah? Nature has no Outline; But Imagination has. Nature has no Time; but Imagination has. Nature has no Supernatural, and dissolves; Imagination is Eternity."}
+{"text":"y would an eternal thing have time and an outline makes no fucking sense"}
+{"text":"read Parmenides"}
+{"text":"rhymes eye with simmetry into the trash he goes"}
+{"text":"Imagination to Blake is the rich individual perception of a particular human being. Time is a man-made concept, it doesn't exist outside the imagination. Similarly, nature has an outline only in the imagination of the perceiver. We choose how we want to interpret the world."}
+{"text":"there has to be one uncaused cause for this world to exist... I. either this cause is in fact this world itself by coming into existence out of nothing, that means. uncaused... II. or there is a first uncaused cause that always existed and caused this word to be... now we go with the more easy solution which is number one because we don't need an infinite thing to exist in addition to every thing else... in fact this infinite thing could be nothing but this world, too... so if it is infinite or not there probably is nothing more than this world"}
+{"text":"ahahahahah he thinks steady-staters are accepted budy, you can be a southern Baptist \"PUT THEM HANDS ON ME HEAL ME BROTHER!\" charismatic and get a job doing physics so long as you keep it separate from work. but if theres so much as a whiff of big bang denial/ alt-sci like that, you better get your lingo up to date, because you're going to be unc status teaching alphys that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell in a north dakota cornfield"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"/sci/ has long project timelines and requires a lot of investment to get anything done. flipping from theory to theory like you can in the humanities with a few edits isn't feasible, so there is a lot of dogma policing, and unlike humanities, everyone needs to be on the same page because these demands are so high."}
+{"text":"this question is addressed in picrel. dropping in < 1 week"}
+{"text":"stop spamming this in every thread you colossal faggot, get rectal cancer instead"}
+{"text":"Honest thoughts on him?"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t call him liberal or conservative. I also don’t think him being interested in the nazi party was an edgelord gaffe as he portrays it Ham on Rye. He was clearly dodging the draft and being tailed by the FBI because he had some affinity for the Germans and his heritage. His politics were probably most like Celine’s minus the schizoid antisemitism."}
+{"text":"minus the schizoid antisemitism. without the best part"}
+{"text":"the modern Homer. too based for this world"}
+{"text":"Ham on Rye and Factotum were his best works as far as I'm concerned. Poetry is gay"}
+{"text":"why are the bukowski hate rates suddenly so low?"}
+{"text":"Searle, it alleged, 'acted as if the assault had never happened' and reduced her salary by more than fifty per cent without an explanation. The suit claims Searle behaved inappropriately and 'would occasionally ask Ong to log into a \"Sugar Baby, Sugar Daddy\" website for him, which she refused to do'. Ong once allegedly brought up American Imperialism. Searle, the suit says, responded: 'American Imperialism? Oh boy, that sounds great honey! Let's go to bed and do that right now!' The professor watched pornography on his laptop computer in front of Ong with the volume on, the suit also claims."}
+{"text":"The Chinese Room argument suddenly has a very different coloring."}
+{"text":"lmao Quite simply, the Chinese Room is when I bring my Chinese assistant into a locked room and molest her while she reads filthy messages in Chinese dropped into the room through a slot and then responds to them, also in Chinese. this proves something about philosophy or how chinks are all little sluts, or something, whatever, don't climb up my ass Joanna, get your ass over here! We're doing the Room again!"}
+{"text":"I almost thought this was about Walter J. Ong. Then I was like \"that can't be right\""}
+{"text":"LMAO Walter, get on that sugar baby website for me!"}
+{"text":"He'd probably talk about the hermeneutics of porn media"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck actually listens to Dr. Dre nowadays? I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen someone listening to Dr. Dre."}
+{"text":"knowing all the old soul and R'nB tracks he just rips from, I just can't respect him. his talent is just having a good record collection."}
+{"text":"nuthin but a g thang still dre forgot about dre next episode all these songs are classics are played in the radio every now and then"}
+{"text":"I listen to him, but it’s always because somebody else. For instance, a song by Dr. Dre feat. Nate Dogg and Snoop Doggy Dogg written by Jay Z or an Eminem song produced by Dre, etc. Dr. Dre has to be with at least one other person to make something you want to listen to. If you left him by himself, he’d be trash."}
+{"text":"Gangstas Paradise is on my playlist."}
+{"text":"zoomers have discovered Fetty Wap"}
+{"text":"that website is dogshit"}
+{"text":"tiktok, contrary to what you bitter fucks think zoomers do discover obscure music all the time"}
+{"text":"I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI"}
+{"text":"Zooey Deschanel's band obscure and I wouldn't brag about discovering new music if it's from dumb viral clips of sluts doing cringe dance moves or something. At this point discovering Kate Bush from Stranger Things looks like the intellectual, sophisticated way in comparison."}
+{"text":"Fetty Wap is for zoomers dumbass"}
+{"text":"The NYC tourist jingle everybody hates on to prove they're not her shills is my favorite thing here. Having emigrated to Manhattan myself, albeit from Queens, I think it's silly to demand sociology from someone who can't stroll Central Park without bodyguards. I note that even from a limo you can tell that the \"everyone\" here who \"was someone else before\" includes many immigrants of color. And I credit its gay-curious moment even if she ends up with a banker like her dad. All that said, however, there's a big difference between Swift's Manhattan and the one I can afford only due to real estate laws as vestigial as the family grocery that just closed up across the street, and you can hear that difference in the music. In principle I'm down with the treated hooks and doctored vocals with which Swift makes herself at home. Freed of Nashville's myth of the natural, she echoes and double-tracks and backs herself up, confides with soft-edged subtlety and fuses the breathy with the guttural. But I have less use for the cyborg with feelings she's playing now than for the gawky 15-year-old she created on Fearless--the one who was a hundredth as talented and a tenth as self-possessed as the 18-year-old who imagined her, the one who gathered an audience of country fangirls Nashville didn't know existed. That fifteen-year-old obviously isn't much like me. But she's more like I was when I got here than the cyborg will ever be, or most bankers either. A-"}
+{"text":"that person lacks theory of mind or has no mind himself or herself"}
+{"text":"the song's just an unabashed Linda Ronstadt rip anyway nigger what?"}
+{"text":"aphex twin is massively massively overrated due to the internet hype machine mindfucking zoomers into the dirt. he goes beside smashing pumpkins and oasis in terms of influencing not that much, not being that popular and yet still the internet chose to worship that dick. being 100,000x more well known than luke vibert is just a reflection of how bullshit our world is. why add to it?"}
+{"text":"It's a good album but kinda overrated. Too many duds in there. I prefer Red or her covid records."}
+{"text":"are we still pretending that folklore and evermore are good or noteworthy?"}
+{"text":"Probably in like 2012 and it was likely a classic review written in the 2000s"}
+{"text":"Someone explain to me. What is it about jeets that make corporations want to put them in charge of everything? What the fuck does this guy know about indie music? I believe the last one before him was a female jeet too. I dont believe they have any great business acumen. Would you be able to take 5'6 Sanjay seriously if you sat across him in the boardroom. Bare feet probably all on the table."}
+{"text":"jeets hire more jeets, it's simple"}
+{"text":"tourist opinion, and I hate troons"}
+{"text":"His featured reviews are mostly rap music as well"}
+{"text":"Chappell, Chappell"}
+{"text":"Chappell is such a hot pizza ass"}
+{"text":"id disagree. louie louie is a weird song, you kinda gotta listen and figure out why its popular, and its really popular for the simple crunchy lick and the fact that the drummer is doing a bit of a freak out. not sure motorhead could pull it off."}
+{"text":"nondescript youtube link nondescript youtube link nondescript youtube link nice discussion you're having here"}
+{"text":"Silverstein - Apologize"}
+{"text":"Black Sabbath's covers of Warning, Evil Woman, and Master of Insanity"}
+{"text":"NVKE DEFVSER"}
+{"text":"Raymond looks Jewish"}
+{"text":"Is it the glasses? Because his nose is similarly proportioned to those of the band members"}
+{"text":"I think it looks longer than the band members"}
+{"text":"What is with the push for lesbian shit in girl wpop? This is very recent. Not gonna deny lesbians are hot but it just feels very anti-natalist in it's agenda."}
+{"text":"women are not pet animals though"}
+{"text":"anti-natalist new buzzword just dropped"}
+{"text":"This anon said it best: Marital sex which produces children is what's really fruitful, but if you want to gaslight other's into thinking mutual masturbation isn't sour, that's your prerogative under free will."}
+{"text":"No, but they're also not men."}
+{"text":"yeah? and what about it?"}
+{"text":"ngl her music finally clicked for me"}
+{"text":"i personally don't take her too seriously when it comes to her personality or even politically wise. first of all, i dont know her, second of all, she herself stated she doesn't know everything and that's she's a random bitch who wants to sing and dress up. she does come off as aloof and headstrong, doesn't think of how her actions or inactions affect others especially now that she has this big platform though she doesn't seem like a mean girl or evil like many try to portray her. she's just your average middle class white girl who lived relatively comfortably in the midwest, except for mental illness and having to live in a sexuality closet maybe, who wanted to be a musician and it worked out for her. i like her for her sense of humour, i like her music, i like her sense of fashion, i like how she tries to help in things she believes in. that's all. I've met worse people than her."}
+{"text":"doesn't know about lesbo doublefisting purpose have been fulfilled many many times"}
+{"text":"Wish i was a girl so i could be Chappell's gf"}
+{"text":"Seconding Sodom - Agent Orange."}
+{"text":"Counted 'em, here's the chart so far"}
+{"text":"Democracy good, actually."}
+{"text":"Put my pack on my back And it's home where the lunatics roam Faith, faith moved a mountain Where the rivers are so clean And the consciousness so green And the luminous folk shine like Lanterns of hope shine on Lanterns of hope shine on Lanterns of hope"}
+{"text":"I'm so fucking sick of music."}
+{"text":"I still like music a lot"}
+{"text":"fr"}
+{"text":"*plays music at your direction*"}
+{"text":"Then you've come to the right place. You won't find any here."}
+{"text":"noooooo"}
+{"text":"This is how a 29 year old looked in the 80s"}
+{"text":"This is how I look and I'm 29. It's over, isn't it"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lol you look like shit invest on a hat"}
+{"text":"Still good. Just listen to the remasters on youtube."}
+{"text":"Death Magnetic is fine. Lulu was actually interesting and the last thing they did with any teeth. Fans freaked out and scared them into playing it safe and now everything since sounds like it was written by a Metallica AI."}
+{"text":"I have Metallica fatigue"}
+{"text":"MOP belong in S tier come on man"}
+{"text":"What happened to metalcore? since like 08, it's gone to shit. some of you probably think it was always shit, but you can't deny it was more tolerable in late 90's to mid 00's than whatever garbage the obama era spawned. Also, recommend me newer osmc style bands."}
+{"text":"joey sturgis is largely responsible for the genre becoming slop. he perfected \"that\" sound back in the late 2000s, and as a result, EVERY band adapted that sound. early/mid 2000s metalcore used to sound unique. each band had a certain sound. now EVERY band sounds the fuckin same."}
+{"text":"Correct. You are forgetting about the aping and raping of Meshuggah though, too. That happened after Sturgis. That's where we're currently at."}
+{"text":"i never got the glazing of meshuggah. the instrumentals are cool, but the vocalist sucks ass. can't stand his screams."}
+{"text":"bump for metalcore"}
+{"text":"djent current nah we are past that. now we have literal pop/trap/r&b shit with breakdowns as the flagship for metalcore."}
+{"text":"Aimed at largely young adult males Huge variety of musical genres, largely decent to great music, filled with actual underground and emerging music and bands, ahead of the curve, Hottest 100 is actually interesting to listen too. One of the most influential music radio shows on the planet and where tonnes of bands and artists made their big break. Shifts over the past decade to a largely female audience Pop songs, mediocre house music, established pop artists, Hottest 100 is just the same group of American pop artists and house producers over and over, Triple J won't even play stuff like King Gizzard anymore. Is there any more proof needed that women actually have shittier taste than music than men?"}
+{"text":"I fondly remember the hottest 100 /mu/ threads we used to have, hasn't been the same since they stopped doing it on the 26th, I don't think I've given a shit about the countdown since about 2015"}
+{"text":"I'm not down under but I know your pain. Seeing marketing and popular culture cater exclusively to the needs of the fairer sex is painful. Anyway, are you a fan of The Superjesus? I remember them from the Love Hina Dating Sim on Newgrounds ages ago. Were I to hear them for the first time years later, I'd probably be dismissive of them but they're actually kinda cool."}
+{"text":"Rage is still good thank god."}
+{"text":"what are you, bogan ?"}
+{"text":"Which one is the best band ? One republic, 21 Pilots, Imagine Dragons, Panic! ?"}
+{"text":"I will never support Brendon “The Milkman” Urie ever again"}
+{"text":"Dema don't control us, Dema don't contro- is this up ?!"}
+{"text":"Maybe it’s just the zoomer in me, but I’ll forever have a big soft spot for twenty one pilots. Blurryface + Vessel are incredible albums, and Scaled and Icy + Breach are pretty strong too. Their self-titled is a little whiny for my tastes, but overall I enjoy them to this day."}
+{"text":"The more relevant question in this situation...I only have a limited amount of bullets for my gun and will have to decide which ones I hate the least and will let survive."}
+{"text":"It's unfair that none of those band have a bold on rym, even though they all have some insanely good songs, other 2 bands unfairly maligned include Linkin Park and Evanescence, tryhards in that site hate on anything popular, but love slop like swans kek."}
+{"text":"Guess they were a one hit wonder. That second album lacks the sauce."}
+{"text":"i don't think the other one has ever had sex in her life"}
+{"text":"one hit wonder which song? Wet dream probably?"}
+{"text":"the other one speaks softly"}
+{"text":"don't be fooled, she has tattoos"}
+{"text":"post more jfc"}
+{"text":"Is there any music out there like Blood Incantation but with better development and more coherent form? Doesn't have to be the whole synthy atmospheric death metal thing, just metal with lots of actually interesting musical ideas. I enjoy their music but it feels like they're just throwing riff after riff after riff at you; it's missing that extra level of genius you get in classical music."}
+{"text":"Kind of repetitive desu"}
+{"text":"Opeth"}
+{"text":"dogshit transitions and structure, just a bunch of cool riffs that don't cohere"}
+{"text":"I want a metal band as genius as classical Good luck!"}
+{"text":"\"One retard who happes to post here sometimes exclusively for trollin\" is not /mu/. People who aren't complete cretins love them some Jimi."}
+{"text":"Is this the first post-rock album?"}
+{"text":"this plus, he got to see that dipshit Ratledge die completely forgotten by everyone, so he won in the end"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, I was about to post this."}
+{"text":"tfw we never got a hell-freezes-over wyatt/ratledge reunion like the gallagher brothers"}
+{"text":"holy shit this album is really good"}
+{"text":"ITT: /mu/ in 1973"}
+{"text":"and \"Somewhere\" and \"Mister Spain\" are horrid I get it, I get it, the Roberta Flack impersonation on these tracks."}
+{"text":"Here's what those of us who once kind of liked the Guess Who always hoped they'd become, and if that sounds dumb to the rest of you, you're missing something. This may be crude as a ploughboy, but Randy Bachman has always had a way with the catchy riff, and Turner, I suppose, provides the overdrive. B+"}
+{"text":"Only Cuckgau could listen to the Guess Who and think “you know what these guys need? More buttrock riffs”."}
+{"text":"Derek Trucks' cousin on the cover Brothers and Sisters [Capricorn, 1973] Simplicity can be a virtue--the nice thing about the Allmans is that when they put two five-year-olds on the cover we know it's not some \"decadent\" joke. Gregg Allman is a predictable singer who never has an unpredictable lyric to work with anyway, and the jams do roll on, but at their best--\"Ramblin' Man,\" a miraculous revitalization of rock's earliest conceit--they just may be the best, and on this album Dickey Betts's melodious spirituality provides unity and renewal. A- Thank God for Dickey. (and Chuck!)"}
+{"text":"was elliot actually killed by his gf? i dont think she did i think he killed himself and the internet cant accept some men just want to die no matter how talented they are"}
+{"text":"this discussion has been had a million times before"}
+{"text":"what kind of sad? empty and hopeless"}
+{"text":"Bands or artists you will never support, rock with, or listen to ever again. I will never listen to Type O Negative ever again because Peter posed for a gay magazine in the 90s nude. I can't respect a musician who posed nude for a gay magazine"}
+{"text":"is there anyone you do respect ? if so are they glad/appreciative to havde your respect or could not care less ?"}
+{"text":"new snail mail song is pretty good. Discuss the snail."}
+{"text":"most popular female latinx artist zero threads really makes you think"}
+{"text":"artist This implies that she produces art. This is not the case."}
+{"text":"latinx"}
+{"text":"Kys for womanposting"}
+{"text":"I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH"}
+{"text":"oh so shes also just normal american"}
+{"text":"Thanks for tips, I think the snare might be too hyped or loud because I added a bit of reverb to it specifically , to give it that old 90s drum feel."}
+{"text":"Where can I pirate FL studio? buy it I don't have money right now but want to learn it."}
+{"text":"depends on how much of an active listener you are. as a former musician who could only play guitar: picking up drums and bass was dead easy for me because i paid attention to them. however i’ve seen plenty of others (mostly in this general) somehow end up completely fucking clues about it. egregiously so."}
+{"text":"I listen to the drum & bass line on some songs but I don't think I'd be able to create them without someone explaining it to me."}
+{"text":"I don't think I'd be able to create them without someone explaining it to me. well then there you go"}
+{"text":"I recommend starting with Please Please Me and going in chronological order. I’m not somebody who finds it necessary to listen to *every* band’s discography in chronological order, but with The Beatles specifically, listening to them in chronological order gives you a real, in-live-time feel for how they developed between each album when they’re so well-known for exploring new sounds and trying different things. I also feel listening to the early days is more important than others suggest it is; I’ve talked to a significant number of Beatles fans in real life who have proudly asserted they haven’t listened to anything pre-Rubber Soul or even pre-Sgt Pepper, which is baffling to me. A Hard Day’s Night and Help! are incredible, and I have a deep soft spot for Please Please Me as their humble beginnings. Twist and Shout, Love Me Do, and I Saw Her Standing There are all essentials from Please Please Me, and John’s cover of Baby It’s You by The Shirelles (his favorite group) is lovely."}
+{"text":"Listen to: NOT:"}
+{"text":"Fun fact about this famous pic: The drummer (Johnny Hutchinson) was a last minute replacement for Tommy Moore who didn't show up. They just grabbed Hutch who was auditioning with another band and asked him to sit in. Really though, he thought the Beatles were a bunch of art school wankers and you can see the mild annoyance on his face in the picture. He never wavered from that opinion, which only hardened as they went on to become Liverpool's #1 band, and consistently refused every request to be interviewed about them for the rest of his life."}
+{"text":"John’s cover of Baby It’s You Vocal on that one is absolutely nuts"}
+{"text":"Is he really good? I've never heard him"}
+{"text":"Decent instrumentals with terrible singing."}
+{"text":"I don't know I don't listen to half of the music on this board."}
+{"text":"Wolfmother... you SUCK"}
+{"text":"Keidis was wealthy and famous beyond Patton's dreams and still seethed at being teased by him"}
+{"text":"didn't this pussy cancel a whole tour because of MUH DEPRESSION?"}
+{"text":"wolfmother, rhcp, and mike patton SUCK"}
+{"text":"Patton sucks...and his bitter because Stockdale has a better voice and WolfMother is heard by millions of people at every major sporting event....and no one ever hears FNM"}
+{"text":"Get this unc shit off my board."}
+{"text":"slop slop slop slop muh slop Fuck off to Twitter Retarded faggot Most of these are classic albums"}
+{"text":"Those are the last good wave of rock Some of them still sound fresh and are unsurpassed Why didn't you include Siamese Dreams or MBV's Loveless? They're from the same time"}
+{"text":"Nevermind is all-time-core"}
+{"text":"Clawfinger What is their most popular song called again?"}
+{"text":"Its not gonna rain when OP dies"}
+{"text":"\"Willie Dixon\" didnt write anything meds now"}
+{"text":"lol, you don't know"}
+{"text":"I didn't know because it's incorrect"}
+{"text":"129180083 you know nothing about music. it figures that you're from"}
+{"text":"The first 7 songs were all written by Willie Dixon Communication Breakdown was written by Willie Dixon I love Herzog's voice tho...."}
+{"text":"ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE"}
+{"text":"i see them making an US maple inspired band, ringo jr sings"}
+{"text":"Look at Bruce WIllis and Demi Moores' kids. There's no reason to think anyone's offspring will be worthwhile just because of a genetic connection."}
+{"text":"this is pretty good ngl"}
+{"text":"Dhani Harrison is respecting his dad’s legacy by refusing to cooperate with a McCartney."}
+{"text":"I don't get the hate. Why do \\m/ metal fans have such a schoolground approach to music?"}
+{"text":"Rock fans didn't gatekeep their music and they ended up with imagine dragons"}
+{"text":"I think just a year ago i would have defended them because I genuinely like quite a few of their songs but even in arcadia was the worst album to drop last year period, at least by a mainstream artists."}
+{"text":"One of the reasons I never want to be single again is cause I'm pretty sure my dating pool will be almost exclusively women that love this band. It's like how all my exes loved fucking Muse."}
+{"text":"gay plastic band OP doesn't get the hate checks out"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this sucks an olympic swimming pool full of dicks, complete normieslop"}
+{"text":"The King of Flattops edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Yes, of course you do. You love tone for every foot of cable the signal runs through. On another note, those Peterson pedals are total gimmicks. They are less sensitive than a DAddario."}
+{"text":"Does the melody come together with the chord progression or after when you start adding more instruments in typically? For example, if I just have the chord progression & start singing to it how much would my singing change as I add in a lead-guitar and bass and drums?"}
+{"text":"The fifth on the A string is useless, the root on the high E is is useless too, may as well not be there. Can't be best chord shape with so much useless shit. I give it a mid coz at least it's a m7 chord. Can't be the best chord shape with"}
+{"text":"Did ninjas get this anon"}
+{"text":"He nailed that \"diddler\" look. The glasses... The hairstyle... The top buttons undone... I wouldn't feel comfortable letting minors near him."}
+{"text":"Previous IVE Secret promo content www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeOc-jkyE0GjqKBUrEqjo873UIdAV-NUl Upcoming Schedule Late February comeback Fan Account List pastebin.com/2sJmjcfC Video Content wyhotchoco.wixstudio.com/iveland-6 x.com/shrghkqud(_sub4/6) x.com/midwinter0767 x.com/Watora_ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"evil ive wony is there to kill good ive wony"}
+{"text":"evil wony is just good wony moving backwards in time or something"}
+{"text":"Izna Sarang gave some ttebokki to Leeseo at graduation, wonder if they took pics"}
+{"text":"i know who they are, i was saying they were minor contributors"}
+{"text":"wasnt it those dubai cookies"}
+{"text":"Hei hou hoshi no shima nukete Yosete kieru nami no ko ni Umare koyou roketto!!"}
+{"text":"Awesome. I'll bear that in mind."}
+{"text":"ILL BE A GOOD SPORT"}
+{"text":"Ying ya"}
+{"text":"words :| words, japan :OO"}
+{"text":"It's time to admit that nothing good came out of this scene and it's over-rated as fuck."}
+{"text":"no its judy is a punk and i wanna be your boyfriend. But tell me ramones deepcuts"}
+{"text":"the misfits is a better band but judy is a punk is a good song"}
+{"text":"no one mentioned trans people before you lol this is some goofy ahh projection"}
+{"text":"incel try not to think about tranny challenge for one second difficulty: impossible"}
+{"text":"The only surviving musical works that can be securely attributed to the Count of St. Germain are the Six Sonatas for Violin and Basso Continuo, Op. 47, published in London around 1740-1742, consisting of six individual sonatas (Nos. 1-6) written in the late Baroque/early Galant style."}
+{"text":"Count of St. Germain aint that the immortal dude"}
+{"text":"the Ascended Master"}
+{"text":"ourgirl has a bright future ahead of her bunnies"}
+{"text":"My wife and kid"}
+{"text":"yes they're natty but don't post this dumb poorly made video again"}
+{"text":"that's just irene gf"}
+{"text":"They are like us"}
+{"text":"what what in the butt What did they/them mean by this?"}
+{"text":"butt such a childish word i can't stand the way americans talk"}
+{"text":"Yeah but why?"}
+{"text":"What what"}
+{"text":"Was he the greatest AA of all time?"}
+{"text":"do it in my butt do WHAT in my butt though?"}
+{"text":"He was the moment."}
+{"text":"His stage presence rivaled that of Adolf Hitler."}
+{"text":"hey everyone just wanted to let you all know I have AIDS dies immediately Kino"}
+{"text":"He was the OJ Simpson of gay people when you really think about it"}
+{"text":"Classic."}
+{"text":"Their magnum opus. The band should have disbanded after releasing this album."}
+{"text":"very underrated winter album. cold, calculating, and looking towards the new. I have some very vivid memories with this album, but you are right, the should have stopped after this."}
+{"text":"parachutes is their magnum opus"}
+{"text":"Viva La Vida clears, overexposition aside. Though X&Y does have some of their best songs."}
+{"text":"That's the worst of their first 4 Look up Baudot code"}
+{"text":"Very front loaded, every song after Speed of Sound is forgettable"}
+{"text":"why does music sounds so good bros im going to CRY"}
+{"text":"music do be like dat its the prime art form it existed before language PICTURE THAT"}
+{"text":"dude i think img oing to cum"}
+{"text":"Post music to listen to while walking the residential streets of north London"}
+{"text":"Bob Vylan, Kneecap, the list goes on..."}
+{"text":"Waterloo Sunset"}
+{"text":"i would have given a lot to stay with her in north london..."}
+{"text":"streets of london by ralph mctell"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE KPOP'S FUCKIN' GAY THEY GOT NOTHING THAT YOU WANT CAN'T PRONOUNCE THEIR NAMES"}
+{"text":"welcome to the jongkook"}
+{"text":"imagine they came back but theyre a guitar-tambourine duo, soothing voices, same songs, but in that format, super intimate, would it work?"}
+{"text":"The band's history, marked by Alice Glass's 2014 departure and her 2017 allegations of abuse against Ethan Kath (which he denied, leading to a dismissed defamation lawsuit), underscores this: their music's intensity may have stemmed from real pain, but glorifying it ignores the human cost. Now, fast-forward to 2026. Our current cultural landscape doesn't need more screaming glitches or simulated madness; it craves meaningful human understanding. Post-pandemic isolation, political polarization, and the mental health crises amplified by endless scrolling have left audiences yearning for authenticity and intimacy. Genres like lo-fi folk, ambient acoustic sets, and vulnerable singer-songwriter revivals (think Phoebe Bridgers or Bon Iver's cabin-core aesthetics) dominate because they foster connection rather than confrontation. A Crystal Castles reunion in guitar-tambourine form would align perfectly with this shift. By reworking their songs—keeping the haunting melodies but softening the edges with soothing voices and minimal instrumentation—they could transform anthems of discord into odes of reconciliation. Picture \"Vanished\" as a hushed duet, its lyrics of loss delivered with tender harmony, evoking a fireside confessional rather than a rave's frenzy. This format would strip away the electronic barriers, emphasizing vulnerability and shared humanity, much like how Nine Inch Nails evolved from industrial aggression to introspective soundscapes in later years."}
+{"text":"Moreover, such a reunion could serve as a powerful emblem for healing gender relations in an industry still reeling from #MeToo revelations. The fallout between Ethan and Alice—her accusations of manipulation and abuse starting in her teens, his counterclaims, and the ensuing legal battles—epitomizes the deep-seated rifts that have plagued music for decades. Yet, if they could reconcile on good terms, it would demonstrate that even the most fractured partnerships can mend through accountability, therapy, and mutual respect. This isn't about erasing the past but transcending it; imagine public statements acknowledging pain, perhaps collaborative therapy sessions, leading to a joint project that models forgiveness. In a world where gender dynamics are often weaponized online, seeing Ethan and Alice collaborate intimately could inspire broader societal healing—showing that adversaries can become allies, much like how Johnny Cash and June Carter's partnership symbolized redemption amid personal struggles. It would challenge the narrative that conflict is inevitable, promoting instead the idea that empathy bridges divides."}
+{"text":"Critics might argue that forcing a reunion glosses over serious allegations, but this vision assumes genuine reconciliation, not coercion. If achieved organically, it could redefine Crystal Castles' legacy from one of controversy to one of growth. Their influence on electropop remains undeniable, as seen in modern acts like 100 gecs or hyperpop artists who echo their glitch roots, but evolving to an intimate duo would innovate rather than regress. Ultimately, this reunion format offers a blueprint for music's future: less derangement, more depth; less noise, more nuance. In reuniting as a guitar-tambourine pair with soothing voices, Ethan and Alice wouldn't just revive their songs—they'd revive hope in human resilience."}
+{"text":"tldr"}
+{"text":"Explain how this current era doesmt meed more deranged acts of screaming and glitch but meaningful human understanding. That said erosive glitch music was a reflection of the era but not an ideal to be romanticized. That gender relations would heal if they see that even ethan and alice can get back in good terms."}
+{"text":"Rach and Ravel"}
+{"text":"Charming. RachAnon, give this a peep."}
+{"text":"When I hear the valkyries, it is like the heavens have opened up and now chariots of angels descend upon this doomed earth"}
+{"text":"This used to be a blue board by the rules. It's insane to think that just 10 years ago, such threads would get instantly deleted for being NSFW. I can't browse this board at work at all. I guess the definitions of pop and \"safe for work\" have drastically changed - pop music has been subverted into literal porn/prostitution, whereas the \"safe\" in SFW means nothing to the average/mu/ poster/mod/janny when they don't have a job in the first place."}
+{"text":"we are now coming up on a decade of ownership by gookmoot. he has not given one iota of a shit about this website and it has shown. the problem in the OP could be easily remedied with better moderation but gookmoot only sees this place as a line item in his portfolio therefore he wants maximum engagement at all times. if that means half the board is just picture dump threads, so be it."}
+{"text":"he has not given one iota of a shit about this website One the contrary. People here love to be left alone. This is the culture. If you want moderation go to reddit. the problem in the OP could be easily remedied with better moderation Until they start moderating something YOU like and then you screech. if that means half the board is just picture dump threads, so be it. It's an IMAGEboard. I.M.A.G.E. motherfucker do you speak it? Picture threads are literally the core of 4chan."}
+{"text":"I want to officially express my thanks to the mods and jannies of /mu/ for doing a great job. Leaving us alone when it’s needed and taking care of things when it gets overboard."}
+{"text":"tourists like this are the reason the site is in permanent decay"}
+{"text":"tourists like this are the reason the site is in permanent decay no just phoneposters."}
+{"text":"Dr. Dre: Dre is the single most important figure in rock’s decline. He industrialized hip‑hop production to a level rock couldn’t match. He created the first hip‑hop superstars who replaced rock stars, not coexisted with them. He made hip‑hop the new youth lingua franca. His protégés dominated the 2000s and 2010s in a way rock never recovered from. Max Martin: He made pop mathematically irresistible. His melodic precision made guitar‑based music feel clunky and old. Britney, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift — all built on his architecture. He permanently shifted the center of pop away from bands and toward vocal‑driven, producer‑led music. Rock couldn’t compete with that level of efficiency. Kanye West: Kanye didn’t just dominate hip‑hop; he redefined pop innovation. 808s killed rock’s emotional monopoly. Yeezus killed rock’s experimental monopoly. His production style became the blueprint for 2010s pop. After Kanye, rock was no longer the place where the future happened. Drake: Drake is the statistical death of rock on the charts. He normalized streaming-era dominance. He made melodic rap the new pop. He erased rock from the Hot 100’s top tier for over a decade. He didn’t kill rock creatively — he killed it commercially. Artists who accelerated rock’s decline by exposing its limits: Radiohead: They made it clear that the cutting edge was electronic, not guitar‑based. After Kid A, ambitious musicians stopped looking to rock for innovation. Eminem: He replaced rock as the voice of teenage anger. Once hip‑hop became the default outlet for rebellion, rock lost its last cultural monopoly. Linkin Park: They proved rock needed hip‑hop and electronic DNA to stay relevant. Their success unintentionally showed that pure rock was no longer competitive. Rage Against the Machine; They made rock’s political language look weak compared to hip‑hop’s."}
+{"text":"Accurate"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, you're speaking to people that don't exist on this board using a point like this. The mass here is far too mind-controlled to even entertain a single thought about what you just wrote beyond \"huh, that's fucking stupid!\" You are right, though. Media is controlled from the top down. Period. (Pooh). Good luck getting any of these mouth breathing idealistic ~20 year old retards to listen."}
+{"text":"What about buttrock like Nickelback?"}
+{"text":"heh that's fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"If that's true then how come none of them made any good songs?"}
+{"text":"Just relistened to it again, what an album this is. It's wonderful from start to finish, a total journey. I rarely cry, but I cried my shit out to this. Every single note feels very important and adds quite a lot to the atmosphere. Lots of instruments all over the place, oboes, organs, clarinets, and the quality of the sound helps it out a lot. It's just pure sad magic. Somehow, it barely feels repetitive, even though it completely is. This album is surprisingly good, although a lot of songs don't really work when they're taken out of the album, but what a great thing this is when listened to from start to finish, wow. Any good melodic, warm slowcore like this? I liked their following album Frequently Asked Questions, although it is indeed a step down from this, a huge step down, but it's still really good and has a couple of songs that match the power of the ones on pic related, and never got to finishing their 3rd and last album A Kind of Closure. I may do that today. I took a listen to some other Slowcore albums like Slowdive's Souvlaki, Carissa's Wierd's Songs About Leaving, and Low's I Could Live in Hope, but most of them were either too overexaggerated, had terribly uninteresting arrangements and melodies, or were too plastic and insincere. I Could Live in Hope was my favourite out of those, but sometimes it just came off as lazy. Any recs for more melodic and warm Slowcore like this? Less repetitive, if possible."}
+{"text":"I do like Too Scared to Sleep. Send the song, I've heard of Mazzy Star but never heard a single song."}
+{"text":"Check out the album dessau by codeine. Realize is my favorite track."}
+{"text":"That Gregor Samsa album was great, it was very similar to this one. Needs some repeated listens to completely get into the matter, but Jeroen Van Aken was a truly outstanding song. Gonna check the second one you sent now."}
+{"text":"why are you such a hater"}
+{"text":"What even is Brat? I never bothered listening to anything from that album and just assumed it's just annoying cunt anthems."}
+{"text":"first post and a poltard made it about trannies kek"}
+{"text":"how do you know it's not someone who actually has gender dysphoria coming out of the closet?"}
+{"text":"I don't really get it... is what's happening here that she tweeted \"I'll release song if I get a ton of likes\", then she got no likes, so she backtracked and said she got hacked to try and save face? Is that the situation?"}
+{"text":"more like this?"}
+{"text":"Unironically Benny Herrman, John Williams, Pino Donaggio"}
+{"text":"Maybe this."}
+{"text":"Laughing Stock"}
+{"text":"but why?"}
+{"text":"Lupus"}
+{"text":"Nope I can't answer that question for you I've no idea."}
+{"text":"For the glory of satan, of course!"}
+{"text":"U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!!: Way up ur Pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U ! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over"}
+{"text":"kids = earned"}
+{"text":"harp on death grips and neutral milk hotel all you want, none of you are ready to accept the fact that anal cunt is the best musical project in existence."}
+{"text":"I smoke lots of crack and my girlfriend has a kid I like drugs and child abuse When she's in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls I like drugs and child abuse When she's at work, I teach him how to shoot up I like drugs and child abuse When she beats him up, I sit there and laugh I like drugs and child abuse When he was in third grade, his best friend ODed I like drugs and child abuse Because I made him sell heroin and speed I like drugs and child abuse I like beating kids for no reason at all I like drugs and child abuse Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your record cost $3.99 Your record cost $2.99 Your record cost $1.99 And then it gets returned Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin You're right next to Hall and Oates You're right next to The Commodores You're right next to Cameo You're a fucking homo"}
+{"text":"You Will Never See A.C. Live Because Seth Putnam Is Dead"}
+{"text":"HAHA HOLOCAUST HAHA HOLOCAUST"}
+{"text":"I saw them at Club Hell (RIP) ages ago."}
+{"text":"UAE pics soon, inb4 she's even more covered up kek"}
+{"text":"I like Up From the Bottom personally"}
+{"text":"listen to and love song really connect with the imagery and metaphor in the lyrics years later hear artist give an interview about that song \"Oh yeah that was just some random meaningless words I pulled out of my ass the day of the recording just because they fit the rhythm of the music\""}
+{"text":"It doesnt matter how much you disown the love song of FFX, it still hits hard today."}
+{"text":"Even if it's true, they actually say that for plausible deniability in case someone pegs them on a lyric and especially because it gives them an air of nonchalance, ease and mystique about their own efforts. That's what I'd do it for at any rate."}
+{"text":"random meaningless words I pulled out of my ass the day of the recording just because they fit the rhythm of the music ah yes, the rick rubin method. works every time honestly."}
+{"text":"Literally the backstory behind Wichita lineman. lol it was just some shit I made up I hated the song actually Cool, awesome. Thanks for the beautiful timeless classic, anyways."}
+{"text":"Good point. But also, I think any lyricist will have certain words or phrases or rhymes floating around in their head for some time before they find a good use for them. So like Kurt Cobain claimed he just sang random words that \"sounded right\", but surely he had pondered or written those lines previously."}
+{"text":"top 10 greatest jewish musicians does not list mahler once Idiots! Hmpf!"}
+{"text":"he's spiritually goycattle"}
+{"text":"tfw no foxwife How do i end this for once?"}
+{"text":"Someone asked me if I could pass the Plinkett test. I think I could. Describe your favorite musician without saying what they look like, what kind of clothes or costume they wear, what instruments they play, their vocal range, what genre of music they make, how famous they are, who they dated, fought with, or were \"canceled\" by and what awards, records, or chart positions they have. Describe them to your friends like they ain't ever heard them before. Maggie is painfully earnest and adorably sincere. Her music can be painful, sexual, sensual, melancholic, joyful, idealistic, anxious, smug and cringeworthy but it is never artificial or cheap. All her albums follow consistent themes and emotions that almost feel like concept albums without technically being so. At her top form, she rarely fills space for its own sake, and every song flows seamlessly into the next without issue. At the end, I'm left longing for fulfilled permanence and reproductive love with the woman worth committing to. As a guy who spent much of his time listening to aggressive music celebrating triumph and devastation, I'm left feeling alive every time I listen to her."}
+{"text":"Apart from \"Light On\" and \"Fallingwater\", I really don't care much for Heard It in a Past Life despite all the hype \"Alaska\" received. Same issue I have with Now That the Light Is Fading. Only really care for \"Dog Days\" from that EP. Guess I'm not a Pop guy at all."}
+{"text":"Is this the nigga that invented basketball?"}
+{"text":"No it's the nigga whose mom invented whiteout"}
+{"text":"I stan Dwight Yoakam"}
+{"text":"buckcherry. my favorite band what kind of person do you imagine?"}
+{"text":"It's I love Deco Caine. In honor of Michael Caine and his passion for art deco architecture."}
+{"text":"lot lizard kek"}
+{"text":"Crazy bitch"}
+{"text":"I'M ON A PLANE"}
+{"text":"Loudest concert I ever saw. Couldn't hear for 2 days after that show. And I've seen Iron Maiden."}
+{"text":"I'M A LAZY SOD I'M A LAZY SOD I'M A LAZY SOD"}
+{"text":"IN SENSURROUND SOUND IN A TWO INCH WALL WELL I WAS WAITING FOR THE COMMUNIST CALL I DIDN'T ASK FOR SUNSHINE AND I GOT WORLD WAR THREE I'M LOOKING OVER THE WALL AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME"}
+{"text":"LivRod general - OR3 SZN APPROACHING"}
+{"text":"You think she’s a size queen?"}
+{"text":"Hell is not having a Livvy anohole gf"}
+{"text":"Probably not. Not sexually mature enough. Girls start out nervous, then get curious, then sometimes they’ll get addicted. But she seems like she’s still in the girlish nervousness stage. Maybe in a few years."}
+{"text":"Tbh she’s probably pretty tepid and vanilla. Who knows though, maybe with the sheltered life she’s secretly a kinky animal in the sack."}
+{"text":"Arctic Monkeys will release a new track for the war child records on Thursday. Which means there's a possibility that we're getting a new track from Olivia Rodrigo as well. Is it finally time"}
+{"text":"ITT: musicians who are genuinely good people"}
+{"text":"what can’t that woman do?"}
+{"text":"\"are\". he is dead."}
+{"text":"a real dindu indeed"}
+{"text":"His talk with his psychiatrist was really relatable for me. If only I could also relate to his height and guitar skills lol."}
+{"text":"You're making me feel like a dollar in your hand You're making me feel like I'm a $0 man"}
+{"text":"fuck these people"}
+{"text":"goooOOOOOOOOD IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAL GOOOOOD IS REAAAAL I'M NOT KIDDING GOD IS REAL IM NOT KIDDING THIS TIME"}
+{"text":"Why do boomers love this nigga again?"}
+{"text":"all unc gens suc fr fr fr"}
+{"text":"He had it all. Honestly a once in a lifetime kind of talent"}
+{"text":"He was a classic type of genius who had one autistic passion to make cool music and eventually got caught up in the showbizz machine and lost the passion and succumbed to all the pressures and decided the pain was not worth it anymore He didn't want to become just a survivor of his own past self, just a has-been still clinging to relevance, like Eddie Vedder, Madonna or Springsteen"}
+{"text":"he was cool"}
+{"text":"I'm not gay but I would have let Kurt do me in the butt and I would suck his pp"}
+{"text":"ITT: How do you do fellow kids - the album"}
+{"text":"I could never even fathom disrespecting Ella like this, even ironically"}
+{"text":"Duran Duran - Red Carpet Massacre"}
+{"text":"who the fuck cares"}
+{"text":"ageist, the op"}
+{"text":"thats not a nu metal album"}
+{"text":"Comfy jazz thread What are you diggin tonight, fellas?"}
+{"text":"What do jazz elitists listen to?"}
+{"text":"I will keep my eyes open for it. But as a rule, I'll try anything with McCoy. As for the harpsichord...I think it was just to show that he can do it all."}
+{"text":"In general they don't listen to music but rather they want to be thought of as having the best taste. So look for albums that are obscure, preferably expensive and sounds like an intellectual exercise rather than something you listen to for enjoyment."}
+{"text":"mostly actual jazz instead of mostly jazz adjacent stuff"}
+{"text":"retard and poser"}
+{"text":"I DON'T CARE IF THOSE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS HATE THE BORSCHT! THEY CAN JUST DAMN WELL DUMP IT!"}
+{"text":"For me it's OoT and WW for Zelda. [spoiler]Grandma's Theme from WW makes me wanna cry because she reminds me of my grandma[/spoiler] Banjo Kazooie Nier Automata Terranigma Guild Wars and WoW for nostalgia"}
+{"text":"Oops no spoilers here. Also Metroid Prime"}
+{"text":"I have both vinyl and cds but I feel like vinyl is a moneypit now so if I want more I will pay double of cds. I can tell a little difference but is it placebo? A little warmer and clearer maybe?"}
+{"text":"The difference is obvious. If there's a constant background rumble, annoying clicking noises, and narrow stereo image, it's vinyl. Correctly mastered CDs exceed the limits of human hearing. The only reason to buy vinyl is because thanks to the loudness war the CD version is often deliberately fucked up by the mastering engineer. But that doesn't mean you should actually listen to the vinyl. A good digital recording of it will sound identical but won't gradually self-destruct with repeated plays. Or buy used CDs from the 80s when the target market was rich people and they sounded great. (Actually, don't do that, I don't want you driving up prices.)"}
+{"text":"gradually self-destruct with repeated plays lol, this doesn't happen with vinyl LPs with a well set up table. The idea is some relic of the shellac era."}
+{"text":"I collected cassettes from local Los Angeles scenes n artists having people tell me tapes are gay and I should get vinyl. All those people make me think vinyl is gay, just because of those people. Now cassettes are extremely cheap to buy empty and if bands record the tapes themselves they can be extremely cheap depending on the band"}
+{"text":"doesn't happen with vinyl LPs with a well set up table You just know that a high percentage of the vinyl records sold in 2026 will be played on cheap shitty turntables like Crosleys or similar. Also, vinyl groove wear is definitely a thing even on a finely tuned turntable. It may takes many plays to make a noticeable difference, but the audio quality will eventually degrade."}
+{"text":"Also, vinyl groove wear is definitely a thing even on a finely tuned turntable. No it isn't. What do you think a counterweight does?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Covers better than the original"}
+{"text":"the music video makes people overrate this cover."}
+{"text":"The original mogs this piece of garbage OP"}
+{"text":"last post"}
+{"text":"real last post"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"real last post"}
+{"text":"is it normal to have a crush on bjork?"}
+{"text":"expecting a mutt to know the difference"}
+{"text":"Looks like a beaner to me so that's what he is."}
+{"text":"dumbass couldn't even kill himself properly. slumped to the floor and bled out while gurgling for air before he died."}
+{"text":"if you discover her at the right age it's pretty much inevitable"}
+{"text":"Why am I still here? Just to suffer?"}
+{"text":"because you found one good reply among a sea of shit and now you think you will find it again but you probably wont but then i am posting... well it is just the fact that you get addicted to 4chan due to the hard to predict reward schedule. tl;dr: intermittent reinforcement"}
+{"text":"The lord chooses his silliest battles for his funniest clowns"}
+{"text":"Johnny Marr was 23 when the Smiths broke up"}
+{"text":"because you're too shy?"}
+{"text":"He was good in The The"}
+{"text":"Paul Weller broke up his second successful band at 31"}
+{"text":"Honestly mind blowing"}
+{"text":"the guy from the cars was 34 when they released their first album get to work, unc"}
+{"text":"There's the Rub [MCA, 1974] The journeyman English blues-cum-heavy group of whom it has been said: \"When they come out on stage, they seem to be holding their guitars like machine guns, but pretty soon you realize it's more like shovels.\" D+"}
+{"text":"The only surviving member of the Beatles"}
+{"text":"broke: paul died in 1966 woke: ringo died in 1988"}
+{"text":"Beaucoups of Blues = a genuinely great album"}
+{"text":"Pete Best is alive and kicking and he was in the Beatles too"}
+{"text":"why the beatles doesn't reunite?"}
+{"text":"which on is it /mu/ the kinks of the beatles"}
+{"text":"the rolling stones shouldn't even be in question. Those guys are total hacks who make fkn bland rock n roll music, whats so great about them"}
+{"text":"beach boys > kinks = stones > beatles"}
+{"text":"the beach boys had one good album"}
+{"text":"Neither. It's Nazz for me."}
+{"text":"not even true. they DID however rip off all their shit from Fast Freddy & The Crooners."}
+{"text":"the PT they had on tour was a man...... he was fat as fuck though lmao so might just be a secondary thing for him"}
+{"text":"GET AWAY FROM HER"}
+{"text":"nerdy qt"}
+{"text":"just a mouthfull"}
+{"text":"*saves music*"}
+{"text":"i don't care"}
+{"text":"Like every metal band or artist that sticks around a long time they have good early output but then the sound gets stale and they just go through the motions with every new album"}
+{"text":"HELLO ME"}
+{"text":"the version on spotify is so bad. its too bright and over-compressed. you dont know how good this album could be until you listen to a cdrip"}
+{"text":"I'm listening to it at CD quality on Qobuz and I still don't care for it Sounds much better than the Spotify version though, you're right about that I prefer Drive Like Jehu and Indian Summer for early 1990s post-hardcore"}
+{"text":"Red wine and sleeping pills Help me get back to your arms Cheap sex and sad films Help me get where I belong"}
+{"text":"makes music in a feminist genre only famous because an irrelevant member fucked kurt cobain for a few months into his stardom LMAO riot grrl is a joke"}
+{"text":"A lot of these hoes were middle-class art school poseurs Cobain had to struggle to make his band accepted in these elitist 'punk rock' circles, because they all saw him and his group as a bunch of hicks from Aberdeen Now imagine their faces when Nirvana blew up into global stardom To this day, this hoe is only getting interviews for that Nirvana question lmao"}
+{"text":"I WANNA SEE KATHLEEN's RODRIGO"}
+{"text":"for me it's Slant 6"}
+{"text":"i like their song Rebel Girl, but the rest of their shit sucks ass."}
+{"text":"Bigger, Better, Faster, More! [Interscope, 1992] Except maybe for a few pie-eyed corner-cutters over in marketing, nobody born before Never Mind the Bollocks thinks Linda Perry is \"alternative.\" It was to avoid music that might distract from her big vague voice--referents: people she never heard of like Lydia Pense and people you wish she never heard of like Ann Wilson--that she axed her female guitarist for a male hotshot once her male producer took her aside. Janis is dead, unfortunately. Also unfortunately, her vision of meaningful rebellion lives on. C"}
+{"text":"The C grade was honestly too generous."}
+{"text":"That one song was redeemed by the He Man version. Otherwise, Perry has had an execrable career."}
+{"text":"Really, was he dissing a lesbian for replacing a female guitarist with a male one? For not being a bona fide feminist? Wow, how un-Marxist of her. Not very emancipatory huh"}
+{"text":"I found The Train a very soulful song 2bh"}
+{"text":"is a genuinely great album wtf did this mentally ill crackhead actually produce this by himself?? actual genius"}
+{"text":"To be fair I agree that viper didn't inspire shit, but he did release these proto cloud rap albums way before clams casino hit the scene so your argument is bs."}
+{"text":"I kneel. I just checked the timeline and was surprised to find that Viper was in fact producing cloud rap style beats before Clams Casino."}
+{"text":"isn't this shit just the crackhead variation of the memphis chopped'n'screwed sound? viper slaps, he's a real one"}
+{"text":"You'll cowards don't even bump threads"}
+{"text":"No, it isnt. Its absolute dogshit in every possible fucking way."}
+{"text":"Say something nice to the GOAT of jazz music"}
+{"text":"Nigga debuted in the early twenties and his biggest song was released the same year as Sgt. Peppers"}
+{"text":"New thread for the new year!"}
+{"text":"Gay"}
+{"text":"obviously"}
+{"text":"beautiful clean sound damn this is fire. i'm downloading your stuff. Viva españa, saludos desde argentina. love the bass tone, is it a bass guitar or a synth? Very OPN at times, would listen to a whole album. me"}
+{"text":"Dude this is amazing. As someone else said, the amount of work put into this is remarkable. I love working on these kind of concepts, so much fun. Also amazing guitar and drum sound, is it a digital amp sim or the real thing? me"}
+{"text":"does anyone else listen to only alex g and wifiskeleton cause they're a chuddy incel who doesnt listen to that (c)rap music and hates foids cause you're so niche 2000s older brother core"}
+{"text":"literally me"}
+{"text":"i thought wifiskeletons songs were kind of cool and good until i learned they were all unedited alex g instrumentals"}
+{"text":"No, It's male manipulator music for faggot liberal zillenialls with purposefully bad sleeve tattoos, dont know where OP got the idea its chud music"}
+{"text":"0/10 ragebait"}
+{"text":"wrong, it's genuine sensitive young man music. hearing him play Sandy live in philly was one of the most euphoric things ever. start with Beach Music if you're just getting into hom"}
+{"text":"thx frens. keep posting."}
+{"text":"Pamiętam dobrze ideał swój Marzeniami żyłem jak król Siódma rano to dla mnie noc Pracować nie chciałem, włóczyłem się Za to do puszki zamykano mnie Za to zwykle zamykano mnie Po knajpach grywałem za piwko i chleb Na szyciu bluesa tak mijał mi dzień Tylko nocą do klubu \"Puls\" Jam session do rana, tam królował blues To już minęło, ten klimat, ten luz Wspaniali ludzie nie powrócą Nie powrócą już! Lecz we mnie zostało coś z tamtych lat Mój mały, intymny, muzyczny świat Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"O VICTORIO MOJA VICTORIO"}
+{"text":"No idea who that is or what he is singing. Just want to say oskar pietuszewski is a great player, thank you guys."}
+{"text":"being a janny sucking faggot is a bannable offense"}
+{"text":"thoughts about this hidden jem?"}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"hidden gem Yea. It’s not, at all. Many people like it, including me."}
+{"text":"Kino, although I prefer the solo on the I am the Night version of Down Below."}
+{"text":"their best album desu"}
+{"text":"be nice"}
+{"text":"we hate the >now meme we hate how simple yet effective it is"}
+{"text":"i already blasted to it and my cuck fantasies"}
+{"text":"no karina is an ethereal beauty"}
+{"text":"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAERI PLEASE YOU'RE KIIIIIIILLING MEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"why did this faggot ruin his solo career by creating a discography that's mostly about pies and cakes and shit like that"}
+{"text":"Drag innit? Ok cheers mate"}
+{"text":"Rent-free"}
+{"text":"this, most /mu/ users weren't even born yet"}
+{"text":"Underrated."}
+{"text":"reminds me of youthanasia/cryptic writings, cool"}
+{"text":"tf is this shit lmao it sounds like it was written by a 60 year old big unc should just retire soon."}
+{"text":"he's already retiring"}
+{"text":"I don't care"}
+{"text":"anyone seeing the megadeth movie in theatres?"}
+{"text":"What are you listening to right now, my dear friend?"}
+{"text":"what does \"coa\" mean?"}
+{"text":"Chicken on Ass"}
+{"text":"Cock on Arrival"}
+{"text":"this is legit sounds like urban metal iron maiden last resort track is straight up run to the hills ripoff"}
+{"text":"obtain permissions from the tolkien estate normal people would kill for get libretto personally approved by Christopher Tolkien spend decades putting the silmarillion for full operatic glory finally complete it in 2025 only make it available by physically mailed compact disc set Why are boomers like this"}
+{"text":"How come rap never got better than east coast 90s rap? Why is west coast so dog shit compared to east coast"}
+{"text":"They still had DJ Quik and The Pharcyde."}
+{"text":"DJ Quik and The Pharcyde. good taste jokes aside"}
+{"text":"CLANS POSSES CREWS AND CLIKS....."}
+{"text":"rap peaked with this album. word is bon jovi"}
+{"text":"East Coast rap was more humorous, West Coast rap was ponderous and about making a statement."}
+{"text":"punk is de- FUCKING KINO MUSIC"}
+{"text":"damn never heard VAST before, great song man"}
+{"text":"Thanks, I thought it might be a good midway point between the heavier and more atmospheric stuff you like"}
+{"text":"not the same guy but these are both great thank you"}
+{"text":"This chart grew on me"}
+{"text":"heres mine"}
+{"text":"For? Misinformation? Pretty sure most posters are aware the most chicken ever seen trophy has long been held by Jim Morrison"}
+{"text":"Jim Morrison sorry, bro. jimbo was a burger boy \"At one point during a lunch break he asked what I was doing, and I told him this medical research thing. He asked if there was a Burger King around there and I said ‘Yeah I’m going back to the hospital, I can give you a ride’. Instead of dropping him off I joined him for lunch.He had two Cheese Whoppers and a malt shake.” Bono remains the ultimate fried chicken eater. and willie dixon wrote back door man"}
+{"text":"Chicken ultra instinto"}
+{"text":"coa coa coa"}
+{"text":"fag"}
+{"text":"artists too high T for zoomers"}
+{"text":"Zillakami is a zoomer himself"}
+{"text":"That's what I'm saying they are both Zoomers and both bark like DMX. I forgot what OP was saying."}
+{"text":"i'm another anon and I agree but have yet to find anything both as hard and as quality as city morgue"}
+{"text":"Old 6ix9ine, Cameronazi, uhh...fuck, I mean DMX, there honestly aren't many rappers who did the sound so well as 6ix9ine and Zilla did. Not even XXX in my opinion."}
+{"text":"As I Lay Dying Pantera"}
+{"text":"By whom...?"}
+{"text":"imagine dragons"}
+{"text":"Okay I did. What now?"}
+{"text":"Not even the best song on that album. Not even in the top 5."}
+{"text":"You say that only because it's the most popular. I'm not bound to such simpleminded mechanisms."}
+{"text":"I think 2000s Avril Lavigne is pretty"}
+{"text":"She has very pretty eyes. She resembles a fox to me."}
+{"text":"some foxes are obviously Bjork tho"}
+{"text":"How do Canadian girls smell bros?"}
+{"text":"they don't smell"}
+{"text":"Like chocolate cookies"}
+{"text":"I'm sad and want to listen to sad music reccomend sad music"}
+{"text":"You're sad because you're a rude wanker who posts the same shit every day with no manners."}
+{"text":"bina cookie :3"}
+{"text":"Would you guys eat her chewed cookie?"}
+{"text":"Now i see the vision"}
+{"text":"yeah why dong the trad influencers dress like this, properly what bullshit"}
+{"text":"A white guy in a suit looks like another white guy in a suit?????"}
+{"text":"Right is Frank Sinatra’s son"}
+{"text":"PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD"}
+{"text":"hey men and they're pigs!"}
+{"text":"actually no water KWAB"}
+{"text":"Me on the left"}
+{"text":"everything must be new at all times Your life sounds exhausting."}
+{"text":"Cute porkers"}
+{"text":"Pretty much. I'm no defender of Indians but this board's lack of activity leaves the few users still posting here to troll each other in vain hopes of receiving a response."}
+{"text":"For me it’s Shy Glizzy"}
+{"text":"Poop shitty"}
+{"text":"The Beatles"}
+{"text":"looking for something more like Exystence or similar curated blog sites with direct downloads. I get the feeling that the format makes it easier to find obscure and new things that you wouldn't usually seek out or even find on the more spammy websites that just upload whatever they can get their hands on. 15 years ago blogspot was the place to be for that kind of thing, but a lot of the high quality blogs just kinda died on their ass, with the zippy death and what not."}
+{"text":"I use getmetal.club a fair bit, although its not a blog and has lots of shit that definitely isnt metal, or even mainstream trash, but it's at least a steady stream of \"random albums someone decided to upload\" and that will often include prog stuff."}
+{"text":"15 years ago blogspot was the place to be for that kind of thing, but a lot of the high quality blogs just kinda died on their ass, with the zippy death and what not. Agreed. The only blogs that stuck around that I know/use are metal related. Like mortuusinsomnis06. This is mostly just metal though, and not very experimental all the time, but he does have a lot of uploads so there will be some in there."}
+{"text":"Funnily enough I slag off Mortuus for \"not much prog\", scroll a bit, and see a link for an album claiming to be \"Post-Black/Avant-garde Metal\". Time so see how it is I guess."}
+{"text":"Try Terminal Escape (blogspot), it's one of the longest running noise rock blogs that's still around. Back in the day my favorite was [shiny grey monotone] but as I see the last post was in 2022 and apparently it's moved to Facebook since."}
+{"text":"oh lord she comin"}
+{"text":"Thicc Lana is probably supercomfy."}
+{"text":"lana deray a come fe mess up de area serious mon"}
+{"text":"Born to Dine"}
+{"text":"Hot. Imagine the braps."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"what's next for bedroom pop pioneer Clairo \"Pretty Girl\" Cortrill?"}
+{"text":"Shooting my cum through the air-o for sexual Clairo!!!"}
+{"text":"It's just diff with Clairo"}
+{"text":"Rich nepo baby cunt"}
+{"text":"Hopefully a cheeseburger. Bitch needs some kilos asap."}
+{"text":"Wtf. Shes at perfect weight. Imagine hatefucking that bony, narrow ass. Good lord."}
+{"text":"blacked princess and Burzum fan Zara Larsson is officially back, #16 and #38 (PinkPantheress duet) on Spotify US"}
+{"text":"Now Timmy..."}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"coping about Sabrina being a BBC addict in 2026 Sad."}
+{"text":"She's fucking trash"}
+{"text":"fucking kek the unavoidable breakup and what will follow will be amazing. She is 28 and the wall is approaching. Is there even any BMWF „celebrity“ couples that are still together in their late age?"}
+{"text":"Goth your way out Also post new artists"}
+{"text":"Thanks man"}
+{"text":"Your rec its pretty good too"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"that's so beautiful :,("}
+{"text":"fucking losers bitching"}
+{"text":"fucking losers they wish"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"brown and hot"}
+{"text":"why are feds like this"}
+{"text":"spices"}
+{"text":"what is some good irish music ?"}
+{"text":"BLACK AND BROWNS IN!!!! ENGLISH OUT!!!"}
+{"text":"what music does this type of girl listen to?"}
+{"text":"raul lovisani"}
+{"text":"Kendrick Lamar"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, Jaime Pressly. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Also, you should know, OP. WHO DO YOU LOOOOOOVE?!"}
+{"text":"No Ordinary Love isn't in Sade's top 5 on Spotify"}
+{"text":"she has too many good songs. her best songs arent even in the top 20"}
+{"text":"Cherish the Day is her best song"}
+{"text":"Her best song is \"Is It a Crime\" tho..."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised the Deftones cover isn't more popular too, it's pretty good"}
+{"text":"op you are getting soft, what are you doing?LISTEN HARDER"}
+{"text":"SOON I'LL BE LEAVING, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN! SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN YEAAHHH (YEAAAHHH) YEAAAAHHH"}
+{"text":"Would electric violin be as popular as electric guitar if you didn't need a teacher in order to pick it up? It's genuinely one of the instruments you absolutely can't become proficient in without receiving active guidance, no self help books will get you there."}
+{"text":"The Great Kat"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"The Dambuilders had a sort of foxy chick playing electric violin."}
+{"text":"Cheap violins aren't worth anything but a trip to the garbage bin Cheap violins (as in a few hundred bucks, not the absolutely bottom of the barrel garbage) sound fine if you replace the strings and bridge and set them up properly."}
+{"text":"Did you Up the Irons when you saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple?"}
+{"text":"For sleepytime, you a Caretaker guy or a Robert Rich guy?"}
+{"text":"Music is for listening to and enjoying, especially ambient. I listen to a collection of ambient nature sounds to drown out my tinnitus. Tonight its snowing so I will listen to blizzard sounds imagining im in an arctic shelter somewhere."}
+{"text":"Gorgeous, anon. Just darling."}
+{"text":"I listen to my ceiling fan and my tinnitus"}
+{"text":"I used to listen to Palmless Prayer/Mass Murder Refrain to go to sleep all the time. Now, I require silence."}
+{"text":"For me it is Upper Astral."}
+{"text":"Montón de putas llorando en el thread. Dadme vuestro pussy. En español te recomiendo Family, Sr. Chinarro, El niño Gusano, Christina Rosenvinge, Juniper Moon, Zoé, Los Tres, Nacho Vegas, Jirafa Ardiendo y Lucybell. En inglés Spacemen 3 / Spiritualized / Sonic Boom, Black Tambourine, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Swervedriver y Galaxie 500."}
+{"text":"Going to listen to your spic artists. I hop they're half as good as Spacemen."}
+{"text":"Go ahead, gringo-kun. Btw, most are spaniards, so spic is kinda irrelevant as an slur here."}
+{"text":"My father came to the white person country I live in from south america and his parents came from Spain but I never learned the language. I've been called spic like 100 times. I have my card."}
+{"text":"you are mexican"}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"im unconcerned"}
+{"text":"recompile windows Ezpz"}
+{"text":"windows why ?"}
+{"text":"So what were you talking about"}
+{"text":"thought maybe you/op/etc were on BSD maybe"}
+{"text":"Steals your music Nothing personal niggers"}
+{"text":"steals how?"}
+{"text":"People nowadays unironically don't care that he stole black music Elvis legacy is being a pedophile"}
+{"text":"They really need to drop the spoken word post-rock thing it's so like....lmao....."}
+{"text":"Says the crying nigga."}
+{"text":"Your I was having trouble writing supposta that I fucked up You’re."}
+{"text":"I havn’t heard this album in 20 years Damn im unc :("}
+{"text":"Canadians took over All the popular artists nowadays are canadian Nobody gives a shit about the Brits"}
+{"text":"post rock belongs to americans"}
+{"text":"arin"}
+{"text":"boomers had to spend like $30 for an album, even $40 in the 70s (inflation-adjusted)"}
+{"text":"spend $30 on an album it sucks you gotta listen to it though cause you just spent $30 and dad will be pissed if you don't cause you spent his money Grim"}
+{"text":"i'm a xillenial born in 83 and CD's were 15 dollars. I probably had 1000 CD's, they all got stolen by niggers. Now I own 2 CD's, disc 2 of a beatles greatest hits and the hives veni vidi vicious"}
+{"text":"holy shit how old are you? albums were outselling singles by the 1970s"}
+{"text":"Albums used to be fucking sick, and they came virtually out of nowhere, and were done by super talented demigods, not retards who babble about politics on twitter 24/7 and also happen to own a MIDI controller. Different times."}
+{"text":"so they listened to it constantly, memorising it front to back, forming deep connections to it, playing it for others, fostering discussion and fandom. all resulting in a healthier music scene than today."}
+{"text":"filtered all the plebs 17 years ago"}
+{"text":"Probably the worst thing to come out of that era of music"}
+{"text":"filtered"}
+{"text":"It's great, reminds me if Flamingo Trigger had a spastic little brother."}
+{"text":"Based on the cover im imagining some kind of whiney effeminated pop punk for hot topic kids. Sometimes filters are a good thing, and i would gladly drink filtered water over some shit stained water."}
+{"text":"Smosh babies they'll make your dreams come true! food analogy"}
+{"text":"What do women who look like pic rel listen to?"}
+{"text":"they listen to their meth dealer"}
+{"text":"hagley midlliams"}
+{"text":"She's my wife, not yours"}
+{"text":"Rap music"}
+{"text":"Chappell Roan"}
+{"text":"post essential /mu/core"}
+{"text":"True, this one too."}
+{"text":"And this one as well."}
+{"text":"These are great too."}
+{"text":"peak tourist opinion"}
+{"text":"that's like saying Floreal Shoppe is a 10 because it's the best album made in the realm of Vaporwave"}
+{"text":"no, the two claims dont need to be causally related"}
+{"text":"schreiber"}
+{"text":"This that's not a compliment"}
+{"text":"Celebrity Lifestyle Better Than You Big Strong Boss Blackmail Greed Job Money Is Flesh Power For Power The Beggar This Is Mine Time Is Money Why Can't I Have What I Want Any Time That I Want ? Your Property YRP"}
+{"text":"self made man"}
+{"text":"Why are all these songs about money or power ?"}
+{"text":"samefag thread"}
+{"text":"Weakling (named after OP)"}
+{"text":"There are quite a few about the sun as well."}
+{"text":"40 percent of Steve Hoffman Music Forum members have the Beatles as their favourite band"}
+{"text":"30 years from now a thread will be made somewhere about 40 percent of /mu/ liking radiohead the most"}
+{"text":"imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"beatlemania is almost 80 years old"}
+{"text":"What's the other 60?"}
+{"text":"80 years old that's the median age on the SHF, beatlemania is 60yo"}
+{"text":"I AM A SCAVENGER BETWEEN THE SHEETS OF UNION"}
+{"text":"Peak wigger-core."}
+{"text":"Blocks your path"}
+{"text":"Peak meme rap"}
+{"text":"One’s a parody one’s not, both mog niggers"}
+{"text":"YOUR YOUTUBE PAGE IS VIEWERLESS"}
+{"text":"WHITE ASS NIGGAS GOING HARD AS FUCK"}
+{"text":"I was quite surprised to find this Lawrence cd."}
+{"text":"One time, I bought three or four John Fahey albums for a couple bucks each at a flea market"}
+{"text":"max graham, ‘transport 4’"}
+{"text":"how do i start a record label in the current year?"}
+{"text":"do anything you want, but you need some money, like any other business."}
+{"text":"how much? a grand or two or like 10k?"}
+{"text":"Does your dad have a blue name on Wikipedia?"}
+{"text":"depends on what services, so to speak, you are going to promise to do for your artists. design and print a flyer..., make digital content for social media, press vinyls or cassettes, store said media, ship said media, collect monies, out reach to brick and mortar etc etc, fund reording productions, etc. whats in it for you? whats in it for them. some people just want get shit out in the world somehow, some people demand sales and pproactivity, or investment. lotsa shit you can do, but some seed and some income make things possible. wanna invest in my record label?"}
+{"text":"Either be heavily involved in a scene or genre to have the connections capable for you to promote the shitty acts you sign at first or be rich as fuck and scam rappers with 360 deals"}
+{"text":"He asked for forgiveness. Why are you so mean to him?"}
+{"text":"They'r not lyrics. They're a personal confession. I really, actually am fucking etarded"}
+{"text":"and what album would that one be on?"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"Faggot should have thought of that before he did what he did. Trumptards are the worst"}
+{"text":"recommend me some books on counterpoint."}
+{"text":"Cherubini, Jeppesen, and Kirnberger (strict composition) in that order."}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"the vagner meme"}
+{"text":"Chopin and Ravel. Why would anyone avoid great composers you insufferable tard"}
+{"text":"slow it daaaan maynee"}
+{"text":"Gnome saaaaaayin Gnome talmbouuuuuuut"}
+{"text":"My playlist is filled with nothing but Suno version of classic songs now"}
+{"text":"tuxbell.com"}
+{"text":"Name a worse material than PU \"leather\". Pro tip, you can't."}
+{"text":"Whatever they make cheap Halloween costumes from."}
+{"text":"fake fur"}
+{"text":"satan trips At least even fake fur has some properties simply due to structure. Fake leather has ZERO redeeming qualities looks cheap literally flakes and falls apart smells like plastic more harmful to the environment than the stuff it's meant to replace makes you sweet like a motherfucker"}
+{"text":"Bubble wrap"}
+{"text":"anything made of transgender©"}
+{"text":"I know modeling pays like shit, but still, how the fuck can this a model? He looks like a random asian dude"}
+{"text":"He associates fragrance campaign models with fashion models"}
+{"text":"girls lel"}
+{"text":"Jacket id?"}
+{"text":"'armani exchange bomber jacket navy'"}
+{"text":"he has the attitude duh"}
+{"text":"Actual Chinese Shitters Edition Because we know you all love them. Autos, hand-winds, quartz welcome. $30 - $200 is a good shitter price zone. Any more money and you can start listening to the Seiko/Citizen people. Who also own shitters. Everyone buys everything. Post your Weekdaters and Grand Seikos and your coffees over and over if you must. But leave your pretense at the door. Meed the Deesio. 39.5mm Case Diameter in stainless steel, sapphire crystal, some sort of automatic movement... who knows? Could be pretty good. It's $60 and it looks nice. I'm not gonna take a chance on it, but maybe you will. Maybe you order one and then in a couple months you tell us all about it if it ever arrives. Roll the fuckin' dice. Why not?"}
+{"text":"An Orange Julius. Get it?? Not too bad looking for $20. I bet the $20 quartz shitters are alright. Should I order this one and find out? I have a $12 Poedegar shitter that I like that actually got some good reviews. Maybe this will keep me from buying a more expensive watch. Fuck it. I just bought this watch. For you guys. This thread will be long dead by the time it arrives, but I'll still post it. Speaking of which, better save some room for the shitter unboxing tomorrow. This thread is so popular I need to ask you all to chill out and not all bombard me here. Appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Bought this too. Last one for today. 35mm, the other colors and gold looked too faux classy for $20. I have another good Poedegar, hopefully this one is also okay. I'm already regretting it honestly. Why would I ever wear anything like this? Any occasion it would look right I'd rather have a real watch. Oh well. It's only money."}
+{"text":"Bought a couple of these too."}
+{"text":"no one likes your shitter thread shitterfag Go back"}
+{"text":"what size is that bad boy it looks awesome i only wind my guys when i wear them"}
+{"text":"Is this an appropriate shirt to wear on my first day at my new job tomorrow?"}
+{"text":"depends, are you applying to be a cult leader?"}
+{"text":"Are these appropriate pants to wear on my first day at my new job tomorrow?"}
+{"text":"Depends on the job. For the office it might not be the right choice. For privateering under the Jolly Roger, it's spot on."}
+{"text":"this is what religion does to you"}
+{"text":"Dude shut the fuck up about Casbah, it’s a meme fragrance that just gets hyped due to scarcity. No one is gonna think you’re le goth or le tradcath because you smell like incense, no one gives a shit. Burn some fucking incense or go to church."}
+{"text":"Seems to be the case with most ELDO fragrances. The only one I’ve liked is Afternoon of a Faun."}
+{"text":"Isn’t there that one reviewer that hopped on steroids?"}
+{"text":"2026 not being on steroids enjoy the permanent underclass"}
+{"text":"How many times a day should I brush my teeth?"}
+{"text":"after every single meal"}
+{"text":"once a year the bacteria adapts and starts working for you"}
+{"text":"this only works if you don't eat sugar"}
+{"text":"after breakfast and before bed"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Post watches in this watch thread. Anything between $1 and $50000. Everyone is welcome even chinese watches. I love watches, you do too. Let's discuss and appreciate them. This thread offers a forum to discuss and debate wristwatches, pocket watches, and clocks. Several members here are highly knowledgeable in specified areas of horology, so please contribute to the thread by asking questions and/or asking for advice if you are planning on purchasing a watch from an AD or the grey market. Please post pics of your watches here; it doesn't matter if it's worth 5$ or 50000$, because there might be someone who wishes to eventually purchase the same model that you own and would love to hear some real-world advice regarding ownership. The experience matters the most, not the price. Previous Decently Based Thread:"}
+{"text":"If I buy it from outside of EU, I will be clapped with big customs and import fees. A used one will cost me as much as a new one, which is definitely not worth it."}
+{"text":"If the concept of vaping was a person, then this is the post he would write."}
+{"text":"I'm more of a cigar and white monster sort of guy tbqh family"}
+{"text":"automatic casio Why? What’s the point?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'd rather go for an Oceanus instead, if I was going for an analog Casio, solar quartz."}
+{"text":"How to reach this look? Micro-dosing estrogen\\HRT to get the androgynous facial look + calisthenics and cardio\\diet\\ maybe swimming or specific weight exercises for symmetry? OTOH you can't get such leg hairs without a good amount of testosterone, so the androgynous look is hard to get, chemically speaking."}
+{"text":"Take 20-30g of sodium nitrite and 1g of MPTP daily"}
+{"text":"Genetics. You could be high T and look like an absolute beta cuckboy. Or vice versa, low T and look like THE MAN."}
+{"text":"kys pls"}
+{"text":"Figs are effay. Can I wear them if I'm not in healthcare?"}
+{"text":"what"}
+{"text":"So hot. Love recent grad nurses. Do they know we look at their ass when their pants go in their crack like that?"}
+{"text":"As someone who works in scrubs figs are actually not effay (IMO). The biggest crime is the fabric has very poor drape, but the brand has convinced everyone to tuck in their scrubs. In the video, you can see the fabric supporting itself above the waistband, especially in the back. The stiffness creates either this odd suspended billowing fold or very conspicuous vertical lines as in the front. Figs are made of some of the most unnatural looking fabric I have ever encountered. I think tucking scrubs in is quite effay regardless of body size but only if you are wearing classic, baggy, unisex, 1000+ wash scrubs from the scrub dispenser. A nice soft scrub top will drape well over the waist and move with your body. Even very attractive people can easily look strange in figs, so it isn't so simple as to just be fit and look good or whatever. To my eye, the sexiest a woman can look in scrubs is in a nice baggy set. For a petite woman, the oversized drape conceals their frame, but your mind notices the slender hands, arms, and neck, and you dream of the delicate figure underneath. Similarly for a larger, curvier woman, the way a bair of baggy unisex scubs gets pulled taught over their hips, ass, and thighs sets your imagination running wild at the feast contained within the fabric. If you are and man and want to look good in scrubs, you better hope you have good hands, arm, neck, ass, or chest hair. Its not hard."}
+{"text":"She looks like a troon."}
+{"text":"Agree with all points"}
+{"text":"who is the most effay?"}
+{"text":"I wanna rape her and every talking head on the canadian news channels."}
+{"text":"these whores are such an irritant, making you feel impotent, emasculating you"}
+{"text":"I wanna end girls' education beyond grade 8. End girls' sports. End women's independence."}
+{"text":"females cannot be allowed to mog men intellectually or athletically or in any way that makes men feel emasculated, makes men feel inferior to a female"}
+{"text":"oh and btw, Harvey Weinstein did nothing wrong also, Free R Kelly"}
+{"text":"Previous: None FORUMS www.forums.filmnoirbuff.com askandyaboutclothes.com/viewforum.php?id=13 www.styleforum.net/forums/classic-menswear.5/forum www.reddit.com/r/NavyBlazer thecurriculum.net/forum BLOGS American www.ivy-style.com oxfordclothbuttondown.com www.saltwaternewengland.com sartorialtalks.com/en Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"half of this thread are lower class losers with a degree in STEM making $80k you got me there. I don't even know why I'm into fashion anyways. I work from home and barely have to leave the house."}
+{"text":"Any hair inspo?"}
+{"text":"Kamakura bros, how are we coping with the insane price increases due to tarrifs? Placed my last order on black Friday. Pretty sad stuff. Its cool and all if you want to support American companies, but no one is making clothes for stocky manlets in the US"}
+{"text":"Hehe, I am in the midwest! But I'm making 135k with a STEM degree. Also your image is very funny, it sounds like a very self conscious person projecting super hard."}
+{"text":"Rate me: Black beret black coat black shirt black formal shoes black gloves black round sunglasses"}
+{"text":"If you dont have long hair and long beard can you even be called a man?"}
+{"text":"Deadass just gripped a fresh pair of wranglers edition."}
+{"text":"Fit pics online of 13mwz all have that diaper butt effect"}
+{"text":"Uniqlo trucker jacket, need it or keep it?"}
+{"text":"Not bad for the price. I just bought picrel."}
+{"text":"Keep it if it's 100% cotton. Some of their denim jackets have ekasthane and polyester. Red Tornado? Been eyeing it myself. Review it when you get it."}
+{"text":"garbage AI generated woke DEI crap"}
+{"text":"Is Bond casualcore the final boss of 30+ year old mens style? Smart, simple, timeless, mature."}
+{"text":"It's not Tate, just some queer who looks like him."}
+{"text":"Dmg control, it's clearly xim"}
+{"text":"what color is your Bugatti?? I thought so."}
+{"text":"explain this"}
+{"text":"LMAO he's so fucking gay bro it's not even hidden."}
+{"text":"I turned 30 about 2 months ago and I really don't know how I should dress. For a long time now I've been dressing really basic like pic related and it feels like it makes me look like a dad in his 40s or some shit, but I also figure trying to dress any younger might look retarded too. What's a good medium ground? What pieces and colors should I get? I have no idea how people in their mid to late 20s dress but that would be the ideal look I guess"}
+{"text":"Because millennials (and zoomers) are soulless cowardly NPCs. They aren't capable of visualizing in their minds, so they can't imagine how different color combinations can work and look good on them. That's why they always default to black, greys and white. GenX were the last generation that had soul."}
+{"text":"Even millennial and zoomer women are soulless bugs. 2000s fashion was colorful and lively. While modern women's fashion is bullshit gym clothes and pajamas in greys and blacks."}
+{"text":"dzms opsn"}
+{"text":"wrong thread sorry"}
+{"text":"And then people wonder why the world looks so boring and soulless now. When everything from people's clothes, cars, buildings and everything in between is black, grey and white colored, of course it will look like you're living in a dystopian shithole."}
+{"text":"They are making a comeback. Opinions?"}
+{"text":"how can you possibly be this retarded?"}
+{"text":"If you’re some sort of poof, or in politics banking or academia, go for it. If you’re blue collar you will be mercilessly mocked if you show up to the job site with a scarf around your neck just know that. I don’t wear a ball cap to work and have you’re pretty standard short sides long on top swept back hairstyle and guys call me GQ for it."}
+{"text":"why does timmy look like the machester by the sea guy?"}
+{"text":"I go to work wearing a scarf under my jacket. I'm in trades and no one says shit. No one even notices. The reason they call you GQ isn't because of your hair, it's just you. You're either lying about this, delusional and have no self awareness to why they call you that. The reality is, they think you're a pussy no matter what hairstyle you have. And they're probably right. You're a fucking pussy."}
+{"text":"you have literally never stepped foot on a construction site"}
+{"text":"Do you think that a person needs to be a fan of the band, or should people be able to wear whatever band tee that they want?"}
+{"text":"paying to see big bands from far away not just going to local shows and seeing sick new bands from up close"}
+{"text":"not just going to local shows and seeing sick new bands from up close I have zero interest in my local scene since it plays nothing close to what I like. Mostly metal, goth stuff, then country. I drive an hour to my nearest big city to see smaller bands who scrounged up enough to go on tour. Tickets are $25, but gas, tolls, and optional parking/booze more than double it sometimes. Still worth it to do all of that and buy a $30 shirt to support their band, sometimes I get to shoot the shit with them at the merch table or hangout for a bit in between them packing up their stuff or between sets if theyre an opener. Picrel is one of favorite bands and I surprisingly get compliments on the shirt I have of it despite it being drawn by some teen a decade ago"}
+{"text":"Where’d you get it?"}
+{"text":"You need to like the band to wear the tee, any other opinion is wrong"}
+{"text":"amazon about 15 years ago"}
+{"text":"/btg/ BOOT GENERAL - ENGINEERS EDITION What do I need to care for my boots? Old cotton t shirt (one for cleaning, another for applying conditioners) Horsehair brush ($10-15) Wooden shoe trees ($10-15) Light conditioner like Lexol/Bick4/renovateur Heavy conditioner (if you live in terrible snow/rain areas) Sno seal/Obernauf LP Don't forget that boots need time to dry properly, rotate them and rest them How do I deal with x stain? mud: allow it to dry then brush off salt: water and cloth as soon as possible saturated wet: allow the boot to dry for a full day, stuff with newspaper scuffs and scratches: buff vigorously with horsehair brush Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"visibly cheap with a fake welt"}
+{"text":"chukka with lugs"}
+{"text":"Careful what you wish for. I bought fucking Carhartts because they're \"waterproof\" and fit my stupid feet."}
+{"text":"Do I look like a poser if I wear engineer boots and down own a motorcycle?"}
+{"text":"engineers on a motorcycle is a gay cruiser larper thing no you'll look like a poser because engineer boots rarely look good on anyone"}
+{"text":"Are these good and worth the price? I see them a lot. I'm a manlet, how much height do they give?"}
+{"text":"They are fine. I own those and the black ones. I don't really wear them all that much though, maybe like once a month? I'm sure you could find something better for what they cost since they're running off their brand name mostly but I cbfd trying to save nickels and dimes. If I see something I like I just get it"}
+{"text":"They are not fine, they are a scam"}
+{"text":"They are indeed fine and make certain people jealous"}
+{"text":"they make that rose anvil guy have a shitfit every time so they are probably cool"}
+{"text":"Here's a serous reply to you friend: they give you like 1 and half inches or how much is that heel idk."}
+{"text":"What core is this? Grisch?"}
+{"text":"Pretty boy core. Dude looks great and it’s one thing to be a pretty boy but making it your world comes off as shallow and boring."}
+{"text":"can't be fa without a fashy battle station."}
+{"text":"Bong hits with the K-man. And a lot of cans to return."}
+{"text":"peak"}
+{"text":"Talk me out of painting my walls a pale green. I really want to do it"}
+{"text":"I'm from europe and while it is a nice calm color, it is also associated grandmas together with wallpaper. Its also the type of washed out color you'd find in poverty stricken areas. I'd go for a bolder green like emerald."}
+{"text":"Cheers - I might go for something bolder, but there's that conventional wisdom to \"always paint rooms several shades brighter than your favorite swatch at the store\", that colors become overwhelming in practice. My living room is already kind of meme-tier, all the lights are green Turkish lamps so this is pursuant to making my space look like a cool evil museum"}
+{"text":"They are smooth, yet their face looks old anyways. Now that the first gen lookmaxxers are reaching old age, we can draw the first conclusions on extreme skincare. Is it worth it to have a perfect smooth skin when your facial muscles are old anyways? You just look like an old lady instead of an old man."}
+{"text":"This, this is a millenial"}
+{"text":"This is a millennial"}
+{"text":"he doesn't look bad for his age t b h he could pass for 25"}
+{"text":"The face of the millennials. Last based generation."}
+{"text":"onions generation"}
+{"text":"I wish more women would leave their grey hair undyed. as i get older i find it looks more and more attractive. i cant imagine plastering chemical hair dyes on your scalp can be that healthy anyway.."}
+{"text":"I think I made one of her cookie recipes kek"}
+{"text":"tell me more"}
+{"text":"So why can't I get most of clothes from Walmart and target? Why must I pay Uniqlo prices for a t shirt?"}
+{"text":"Which is more expensive anon: the €7,99 t-shirt that lasts a year, or the €49,99 t-shirt that lasts ten years?"}
+{"text":"Walmart and Target are the best places to buy basic bitch basics because that's where tradies get their clothes, and they usually need durable products at a low price. So if you aren't a fag who cares brands and what random irrelevant people think, you should buy from those places."}
+{"text":"uniqlo prices"}
+{"text":"It's absolutely hilarious that people on fa are so poor they think Uniqlo is expensive"}
+{"text":"Idk about Walmart but I love target for basic needs Sweatpants, plain t shirts, boxer briefs, jeans"}
+{"text":"There are people that wear glasses that dont need them. They just wear them to look smart or something. I dont get this world. Do you think is something legit or just fucking retarded?"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain the mullet trend? I was recommended a video about 'performative males' and the implication is that women like mullets? What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"Here in Australia bogans and lads have sort of brought it back ironically and its now become fashionable, at least to lower class people and indie hipsters."}
+{"text":"wtf I love the CIA now"}
+{"text":"Frizz means you need moisture Do a moisturizing hair mask in the shower once a week after you condition. I have curly hair so my products are mostly for curls, but you want to get some sort of moisturizing leave-in post shower conditioner , hair oil and some gel. Take a pea size amount of hair oil and gel and maybe 1-2 pumps of leave in conditioner. After you get out of the shower , brush your hair and squeeze out extra water. While your hair is wet/damp, rub the oil, gel and leave in conditioner in your hands then spread it evenly all throughout your hair. I put my hair in a hair towel then bonnet. But you can air dry or use a diffuser if you are in a rush."}
+{"text":"Also, if you are a male, please check the ingredients of your products and make sure they won’t lower your testosterone or mess with your hormones. K bye, good luck anon"}
+{"text":"I am the guy in the middle in everything but chudness. Short. Skinny. Bad posture. Look like an overgrown child. People pleaser though I fixed that with therapy recently. People say I just look weird. When I'm alone, they say I look very attractive, but when I'm around other guys, I'm just exposed. After seeing the stream with this guy, I've started working on my posture, but am I really doomed to a life like this? How do I fix this?"}
+{"text":"White in his dreams"}
+{"text":"Trvth"}
+{"text":"Being short is genuinely a fucking curse, people will just make shit up about you in order to justify their hatred. And there's nothing you can do about it, everything will be seen as napoleonian copium. Dressing well? Overcompensating. Lifting weights? Overcompensating. Growing a beard? Overcompensating. Better to never have been."}
+{"text":"Find a short chick"}
+{"text":"ok troon"}
+{"text":"remember when Uniqlo finally opened its first store in montreal in 2020 it was HUUUGE happening... but why? this brand is so damn boring and tasteless"}
+{"text":"Aliexpress for basicz"}
+{"text":"Are uniqlo's thermals any good? I'm looking for a warm base layer for winter."}
+{"text":"They're functional but they're made of polyester."}
+{"text":"polyester Meh. I'm not paranoid about it but prefer batural fibers. Guess I'll keep looking."}
+{"text":"It's getting worse and worse indeed. U tees getting holes after a year C sweaters getting unremovable stains for no reason Underwear dead after 6 months Boring but not in a good way Even when being boring they don't propose the right kind of boring stuff, such as neutral colours for basics. At some point they had some interesting pieces but it feels like they are going mega NPC now. And the quality has been degrading. Their heatech stuff is nice, the puffers are good quality but going insanely expensive for what it is. Truly a bummer that the best basic provider is failing but maybe that's what I need to start having fun with clothing again."}
+{"text":"I feel like if I saw her by herself I'd perceive her skin color as White but next to him she looks tan as hell like holy shit."}
+{"text":"I mean to be fair he looks like he hasn't seen the sun in like five years. He looks like he's as pale as when he was a baby"}
+{"text":"I have no idea why tattoos look terrible on white women, but for east asians and even black women they look fine."}
+{"text":"filthy frank looks like that? zamn"}
+{"text":"Buzzcut doesn't look goo-"}
+{"text":"mogs everyone in this thread IYKYK"}
+{"text":"Jack was one bad childhood experience from being a school shooter and he would’ve looked good doing it"}
+{"text":"I never understood why some whites guys call themselves \"white boys\". Do these retards think its a term of endearment when a black guy calls them that?"}
+{"text":"White guys don't worry about stupid shit like this, because they don't have that layer of insecurity that would make them care. It's very similar to how white people laugh off supposedly pejorative terms like \"cracker.\" It's not insulting or even notable to white people."}
+{"text":"cop this look"}
+{"text":"how cringe would it be on a scale of 1 through 10 if I had pic related tattooed across my back im not religious btw"}
+{"text":"wants chest motive on back back motive on chest why?"}
+{"text":"Literally anyone who saw you without your shirt will assume you're part of the Russian mafia (if white) or a cartel goon (if brown)."}
+{"text":"tattoo always max cringe b-but what if cringe"}
+{"text":"my chest isnt very flat so I feel like the big image on the chest plate would look better on a flatter surface like the back"}
+{"text":"Are you trying to say motif?"}
+{"text":"WATCH THREAD WATCH THREAD WATCH THREAD If you post a Rolex or an Omega in this thread, your mom will be raped by a pack of black gentlemen tonight. The place to actually discuss watches, free of avatarfagging drama, including bittercelposting, pics of food or drinks, or long-ass stories about your lives. Your budget Preferred brand or manufacture Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot, etc Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz, etc Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, chronograph, etc Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet, etc Wrist size or desired watch size Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love it, bought one a year ago. Got it new for $1700 at the time."}
+{"text":"You're not getting robbed in general. Who in here has been robbed?"}
+{"text":"Justin Bieber stole my heart."}
+{"text":"But what makes that Longines one any more \"minimal\" or \"clean\" than any of the others that look just like it? I really don't see where that extra $2,750 is going in this case. It's just not an interesting enough design. You'd have to have so much money and so many watches to want to drop 3 grand on something so basic and ordinary looking. Jesus. Still."}
+{"text":"Some of it is going to marketing, obviously. Prestige pricing plays a part in it. You’re also paying for their capital improvements. Complaining about pricing is always pointless. If you don’t want to pay, then don’t. No one is forcing you. If enough people share the same opinion, then it will reflect in the sales numbers and Longines will adjust accordingly. That’s the free market in action. Money is how you communicate with companies, not squeaky-voiced whining."}
+{"text":"Do you need to be busty to looks good on bikinis?"}
+{"text":"Fpbp"}
+{"text":"She's not even all that but still divine compared to miss piggy from the OP"}
+{"text":"Imagine her in a scene with Mike Adriano haha"}
+{"text":"Those are the fakest small tits I've ever seen."}
+{"text":"She's hot but she has 0 grace or coordination. She walks like a limp buffalo"}
+{"text":"How do you feel about men's jewelry? I'd like something special but feel self conscious"}
+{"text":"This but unironically. Buy a sewing machine instead and learn to make your own bespoke clothes. Knitting takes waaaaaaay too fucking long though I will not endorse it."}
+{"text":"Anon, reading your post gave me the weirdest feeling. I also got a chain from my father that met a similar fate....very similar to be honest. He died when I was 10 and my mom kept his chain for me. Picrel is how it looks, familiar huh? It's a bracelet though, I posted this  before because I feel bad for not wearing it, I have tried in the past but it just feels off, a little too big for me, maybe with a little more confidence I could rock it even if it's lose. My mom always said that it was indeed silver, so I think yours just needs a little cleaning. Dunno what are the odds of this happening for someone else, but here we are."}
+{"text":"I swear to God, I've never had that many (You)s, now that you've mentioned it. The kikes seethe because of Christianity, the niggers seethe because I mistakenly said \"superficial\" when I meant \"gaudy\" and \"ostentatious\"."}
+{"text":"Only jewelery I wear is a dress watch (if you want to count that as jewelery) and a gold pinky ring with my family crest. Not too much into jewelery, not because of how it looks but how it feels, don't like to have things on my fingers or dangling on my wrists. Not wearing necklaces either."}
+{"text":"Recommend me good jewelry brands"}
+{"text":"How do I attract women as an impotent poor socially isolated 50yo bald manlet? I look like picrel except I live in poverty and have zero social life."}
+{"text":"I bang your sister."}
+{"text":"INJECT YOURSELF INTO SOCIAL LIFE BECOME A LEADER IN A GROUP ???? PROFIT"}
+{"text":"My sister is fat and ugly."}
+{"text":"Get your money up and pay for it"}
+{"text":"have good style and don't skin shave, especially with a beard. having any amount of head hair provides texture, gives a frame to the face, and keeps people's flight response at bay. then just carry yourself like you don't give a fuck"}
+{"text":"bugs bunny 8 retro soon edition old:"}
+{"text":"t."}
+{"text":"i like the silhouette but these seem overpriced"}
+{"text":"quite a few air max 90's, AF1's, some tatums, foamposites, and some jordan 3 & 4's . there's another dozen pairs in the living room. I also have the carbon fiber foams and the a pair of jordan 6 rings in the mail."}
+{"text":"he looks fly he is a FLIGHTLESS BIRD"}
+{"text":"Ironically it is still the cheapest way to get a gat Some eu sellers sell “legit” gats for slightly less but I never tried them, so I can’t talk about their quality I have the lux version and they feel much higher quality in hand than sambas"}
+{"text":"I have very pale skin and cool undertone, my hair is dark brown. Do these colors work for or against me?"}
+{"text":"since your hair is dark that's going to provide the needed contrast imo. not sure if pale skin helps or hurts but in my head, with the dark brown hair, I think it would actually look cool? iunno, this is all just my opinion but I have more of an eye than normies at least"}
+{"text":"In terms of skin tone theory they tell fair skinned people to wear gay pastels because darker colors \"wash you out\". I disregard this though"}
+{"text":"cream is too warm, i would pick a cooler off-white, solid white or a light taupe"}
+{"text":"don't pastels actually wash you out and its the rich deeper, stronger colors that provide needed contrast?"}
+{"text":"Is there anyone worse than Eminem? Bulldyke Kangol cap Black beard dye (that's not even his natural color, kek) Slim fit polyester bomber jacket in light grey Graphic tee Wigger gold chain from 1990 or something"}
+{"text":"Eminem is a boomer era champ, wears whatever the fuck he wants. Definitely doesn't need to impress anyone at this point."}
+{"text":"You kids REALLY don't know what 'boomer' means at all. Eminem broke in the late 90s when Gen-X like me, whose parents were boomers, were in college and high school. My boomer parents did not like him or any other rap. No boomers were involved in the Slim Shady shit except possibly as representation."}
+{"text":"Looks like Stephen Paddock"}
+{"text":"Marky mark and him repping his streetwear brand for the rapidly aging millennial"}
+{"text":"Could have just partnered with a normal athlesure brand and had a stylist but instead he took the \"just b urself\" route"}
+{"text":"Do you wear any sort of small bag? I've been looking to buy something which isn't overly offensive to the eyes. I don't want to carry my backpack everywhere and it's getting too warm for jackets."}
+{"text":"Needs to be leather"}
+{"text":"but its velvet"}
+{"text":"Is it really velvet, made of silk? Or is it glorious polyester velour?"}
+{"text":"these guys have the right idea all you need is a simple small black pack to carry your pocket items"}
+{"text":"Based, makes the pale elites angry"}
+{"text":"Is modeling a form of prostitution?"}
+{"text":"No, but lots of models have to go through some sex acts to gain prominence."}
+{"text":"true. just imagine him being violated in order to get on the runway"}
+{"text":"nah theres some trust fund babies that model so they look like they have a job lol. and then theres ones from normal backgrounds that model and suck dicks and shit to become famous."}
+{"text":"he prolly likes it."}
+{"text":"All work is prostitution."}
+{"text":"How to Costanzamaxx?"}
+{"text":"He has so much aura here and youre up their seething on thin air lol"}
+{"text":"You can turn on any random episode and theyll be tons of inspo great show"}
+{"text":"cytube /r/Seinfeld-Zaelesh I pretty much just always leave it playing in a tab."}
+{"text":"The Keith Hernandez hour long episode just started."}
+{"text":"everytime I try, I fail."}
+{"text":"They look nice with the gradient"}
+{"text":"It's okay to think yoga pants are ugly"}
+{"text":"I prefer my C9 to that sword bs, ya toxic basement dweller."}
+{"text":"Because it looks like they don't wash below the knee."}
+{"text":"It looks like a bit like hairy calves"}
+{"text":"Because it makes their legs look dirty."}
+{"text":"How to TRULY get rid of dark circles? I'm losing my fucking mind, I look like a panda"}
+{"text":"sounds like a dermatitis. I would stop using all products on that area, other than a gentle facial cleanser, a sunscreen you know doesn't bother you, and maybe moisturizer at night that you also know doesn't bother you until it goes away. Then once it goes away add in your additional products 1 by 1 waiting at least 3 or 4 days before adding a new one and see if it comes back."}
+{"text":"Will azelaic acid bleach my skin? I have darker nipples/cock/armpits and it makes me self conscious"}
+{"text":"yeah, this will give you about 90-95% of your gains unless you include things like laser treatments. that's assuming you have clear skin. acne is a whole other beast."}
+{"text":"see a dermatologist. there are surgeries and laser treatments that can be done."}
+{"text":"Niqqa, i wear cargo pants with bombers"}
+{"text":"Extra pockets. I hate the new cargo designs where it’s like someone copy-pasted a pocket tool all over the pants. Other than that, it’s not a bad fit."}
+{"text":"Is he actually Finnish?"}
+{"text":"right goes hard"}
+{"text":"Clean shaven really is the way to go."}
+{"text":"brown Arab in the background This pic is too European for me"}
+{"text":"Tacticool is cool."}
+{"text":"It's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"I've got a gear fetish and grew up as a gay guy who played halo and cod. Is this you?"}
+{"text":"Looking like this is great if you like the general public calling in reports of what looks to be a school shooter wherever you go"}
+{"text":"It seems like a good idea if you ever have to visit a place like new york city."}
+{"text":"Won't be larpy anymore in a couple years"}
+{"text":"This dogshit shitter could be had for 400 or less in auto before covid Quartz under 300 Is there a worse example of retards and youtube ruining the market?"}
+{"text":"nooooooooooo it doesn't have the right brand name"}
+{"text":"The brown one is really nice"}
+{"text":"I've found no issues with even $30 Chinese mechanicals. Addies autos are solid."}
+{"text":"They probably just use Seiko movements like everyone else, I like the Miyota more though."}
+{"text":"God wouldnt that be wonderful"}
+{"text":"Is the man bun a cheat code to woo your way into womens hearts? I started tying my hair up this way for fun this week and the reaction i have been getting from them is mind boggling. i rarely have women checking me out in public, nor am on the receiving end of flirtation or even much attention at all from women really. usually it seems like they are a bit afraid of me desu! its been a complete about-face, ive been receiving constant compliments from my female coworkers. noticing women staring at me from afar or positioning themselves closer to me in a public space. i even had a heavily pregnant woman approach me during my commute to flirt with me and try to rizz me up! what is this strange dark magic?!"}
+{"text":"im not fucking doxxing myself on 4chan idiot"}
+{"text":"Women like anything that makes you stand out if you’re somewhere in the south where every guy looks like a “softball dad” who wandered into academy and bought the first ball cap and Oakley shades he saw and called it a day then yes man bun will get you lots of attention from women"}
+{"text":"i live in the south and i stick to rich golf dad core.. it works and gets prime pussy."}
+{"text":"Then block out your eyes and nose and other non hair/beard features"}
+{"text":"when I stopped wearing my hair like a slob chick's smiled at me Try incorporating showers into your routine that'll take shit to the next level #soap"}
+{"text":"I can't be the only one to have noticed this right? Full coverage bikini bottoms gradually going away to eventually being completely replaced by cheeky and thong bikini bottoms? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Like on one hand it's nice to see some ass but on the other hand it's sad to see women disrespecting themselves by dressing like whores. Where I live women of every single age wear cheeky or thong. Like in a crowd at the beach of 100 women of all ages you'll see MAYBE 1 wearing full coverage. The rest though? Butt cheeks all out."}
+{"text":"Just a bunch of babes with perfect bodies and bubble butts right on brother! right on! none of that plus size bullshit. \"curvy.\" these ladies are the real deal! besides, we all know that terms like plus size and curvy are euphemisms for land whale"}
+{"text":"My respect goes out to whoever started this style. Now whenever I go to the beach, pool, or water park I can just sit back and admire the butts all day long. And I don't mean creepily ogling the butts or anything but just looking respectfully."}
+{"text":"zero tattoos. zero piercings. perfection"}
+{"text":"Not completely true because at 0:11 you can see that the one in the black bikini has a tiny tattoo on the back of her arm that says \"M3\" or something like that and the one in the yellow bikini at 0:14 has a belly button piercing so it's not zero but I do get what you mean. It's not like they're covered in tattoos all over or like they have piercings all over their face. It's not none but it's next to none."}
+{"text":"It's not like they're covered in tattoos all over or like they have piercings all over their face. I don't know bro. One tiny tattoo and just a belly button piercing is usually just the beginning of it. It starts that way but unfortunately usually doesn't end there. I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years those exact same models were covered in tattoos and piercings. Such a shame what women do to themselves."}
+{"text":"OP here, just to clarify in case I didn't explain the thread, I'm referring to this time period as the \"Skins era\" because of the series that aired during those years, just to give it a name. I'm specifically referring to that transition between the late 2000s and early 2010s. I used that range of years as an example, but it doesn't matter if you post things from one or two years earlier or later; it's just a general range. Also, I'm not just referring to fashion and youth culture from those years. You can post things like technology, media, mini-trends, events, or anything relevant to pop culture from those years. If you were very present during that era, you can post things that have been \"buried\" or that you'd like to see return. Or, if you're younger and didn't experience those years very much, you can post things that catch your attention or that are somewhat \"forgotten\" today."}
+{"text":"Wherever there’s drunk/high white girls there’s black guys hovering around like vultures kek"}
+{"text":"where I can get a hat with fangs like this?"}
+{"text":"I would hack off a limb to fuck prime Cara"}
+{"text":"can anyone give me context for this t-shirt?"}
+{"text":"How did they make a shirt so timeless and lindy, on par with the OCBD? People are always wearing some variation on what Lacoste brought to the market back in the 1930s, whether it has a guy riding a horse on it or no logo at all."}
+{"text":"Wealthy people have been wearing polos for decades"}
+{"text":"Yes dumbass, what were saying is everyone wants to look wealthy now instead of like retarded rappers"}
+{"text":"Appropriated by niggers. Ruined"}
+{"text":"Never seen a black in a polo that wasn't wearing it to their wagie job"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAR"}
+{"text":"Does the gentleman's uniform still hold up in BIG 2026?"}
+{"text":"The color of the pants and jacket doesn't match."}
+{"text":"very observant, anon."}
+{"text":"Holds up until the wealthy stops wearing it"}
+{"text":"These threads were nice Which Le Male flanker should I get? Elixir has a great drydown, but I also like the plum note in Absolu. LMLP is meh, iris is overdone imo. Haven't tried LBLP yet"}
+{"text":"the goal is female attention I don't even really care about that I just want something really pleasant and nice smelling and Myslf scratches that itch Have you tried the absolu and parfum?"}
+{"text":"something happened with ysl frags and now their performance is trash, y edp only lasts a couple of hours before disappearing completely, maybe its the launching of the more intense versions but it sucks"}
+{"text":"SOTD Neon Amber"}
+{"text":"Yea I have them all. edp I got the smallest sprayer bottle size (30ml?) as a gift. Loved it. Had to overspray a little but really like this one, prob the best smelling imo le parfum Got a bottle off Mercari im a little sus of, I can’t detect any differences from guaranteed Le parfum… but the longevity is just not there at all. Maybe that’s just how the frag is, or maybe I got a very good fake that was able to make it smell perfect aside from the performance. Prob my least favorite of the group. Also takes out some of the sweetness and has a faint pepper smell, which I assume they added to try to give it a little boost in performance and justify the “parfum” tag. But from my testing it doesn’t really last much more than the edp and isn’t quite as nice smelling. l’absolu A little sweeter than the edp, a little more powerful. I’d either get this one or the edp. If you buy a decant, test it extensively, then purchase a 5oz “refill” of the one you like.. the price per oz isn’t bad. That’s what I would recommend."}
+{"text":"Ysl performance It really is tragic, isn’t it? YSL puts out complete bangers but they just don’t last at all. Maybe that’s just how it goes with these lighter, powdery scent profiles… but damn. If they had better performance I could just wear YSL for the rest of my life, I like the lines that much.. but the price/projection ratio just isn’t there."}
+{"text":"I need one of these ugly pair of shoes so bad but they're all supposed to be shit quality. Since LL and Timb can't be bothered making good shows, is there any affordable brand that making those?"}
+{"text":"If they're ugly why do you want them? To wear them \"ironically\" like a degenerate insincere postmodernist faggot?"}
+{"text":"ok nigger"}
+{"text":"How did you know about kekke"}
+{"text":"Ready for your raping?"}
+{"text":"They aren't for everyone but I really like the look. Not planning in styling them like this  though."}
+{"text":"What did you buy for the after christmas/new years sale?"}
+{"text":"What did you buy for the after christmas/new years sale? HoB hoodie."}
+{"text":"I have found the most perfectly fitting pair of jeans for me, it's incredible. there's always some compromise that you think, \"oh, I'll just break them in\" but not with these, they just fit my ass, hips, groin and thighs exactly. nothing special either, levi's 514, completely run of the mill but the cut is like it was made for me. in all the pairs of pants I've had in my 34 years these are the best and I'm so happy. how did I miss these all these years?"}
+{"text":"Olive green Harrington jacket Black denim jacket Green black plaid shirt Blue selvage jeans Band t shirt"}
+{"text":"Based and 2012 pilled"}
+{"text":"I got this 3-ply rain jacket from eddie bauer for $76. They're doing a going out of business at the brick and mortar by me which sucks. Seems like REI and Sheels put them out of business. WeatherEdge® Pro is waterproof/breathable to 10k/10k StormRepel® DWR Pro moisture-shedding finish Waterproof recycled stretch shell Seam sealed for complete protection Pit zips provide ventilation when you need it 3-layer durability & protection - minimal weight: 12.8 oz Men's/11.2 oz Women's YKK® aquaguard zipper Two secure hand pockets, one secure chest pocket Adjustable hood, hem, and cuffs Packs into its own pocket"}
+{"text":"What are your opinion on MA-1 style jackets? I'm an American living abroad, I fully denounce the US military industrial complex and ZOG. That being said, I think these look kinda tuff. I dig the silhouette, and with spring coming up it seems like the perfect jacket you could just throw on over a shirt and be ready for any kind of weather. Also, my wardrobe is like 75% black, white, and grey, and this kind of drab olive seems like a safe color to branch out into. Any brands I should be on the lookout for? Preferably something without any excessive pockets or any of those spergy fake tough guy patches."}
+{"text":"(asexual)"}
+{"text":"You'd be shocked at how small the world is. I had some Russian dudes come up to me and start talking (in Russian) about the Ukranian SOF camo parka I was wearing. Once they figured out I was just a gear nerd and not a Ukrainian they backed off. This happened in HTX btw. World is way smaller than you think so watch what you wear. Even patch less."}
+{"text":"World is way smaller than you think so watch what you wear. Nah, especially not afraid of Russians."}
+{"text":"russian dudes in texas walking up to you nigga your in the biggest 2A state flash your gun and shot them if they come closer."}
+{"text":"the stolen valor rule does not apply to active conflicts"}
+{"text":"Hi im looking for the pdf lookbook of \"Surf Sound\" SS16 SLP show Has anybody here got it ?"}
+{"text":"I only remember the sunglasses of that collection because they were kind of dope"}
+{"text":"Where to cop dino jacket"}
+{"text":"\"Further in the conversation with Tranova, Gabbana allegedly said: 'So you are racist because you eat dogs?' 'All the worldwide know your attitude for excemple with the dogs!!!!! So at this point you are more racist than our. We celebrate the dogs we can not eat but we love and we live with,' Gabbana allegedly said. Other messages read: 'The country of [five poop emojis] is China' and 'China Ignorant Dirty Smelling Mafia.'\""}
+{"text":"Are these quotes real?"}
+{"text":"wtf i love gay fag D&G brand now"}
+{"text":"They know that this board doesn't need a mod, because you are all basically women. Zero testosterone found on this board."}
+{"text":"I have a suit from this nigga, RIP"}
+{"text":"RIP Valentino Garavani"}
+{"text":"i have over 9000 testosterones"}
+{"text":"One of the greats RIP"}
+{"text":"You guys like the look of the Ariat ropers? I want a pair of pullover boots on the cheaper side that I don’t care about trashing. A lot of other cowboy boots try to do too much but I guess those are more dress up or for festivals."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I want to get s pair of ropers. Was eyeing a pair of Red Wing Pecos."}
+{"text":"I get mine from Alberta boot"}
+{"text":"Ariat makes good durable stuff, I see no problems here"}
+{"text":"I have the same Ariats in brown, pretty solid boots for the money. If you're willing to spend a bit more and don't mind square toes, look at the Justin Big Bucks, they're probably the cheapest all-leather, semi-traditional construction boots you can get from a mainstream brand and I love mine."}
+{"text":"Is this a good look for me?"}
+{"text":"A thread died for your meme post."}
+{"text":"Do people like this exist in earnest or are they being ironical?"}
+{"text":"Gooning to posted feet"}
+{"text":"Seriously that's a T-shirt? Fucking stupid 'meme' shit.... damn."}
+{"text":"aka qtddtot aka questions that don't deserve their own thread, e.g. what jeans are these what does the number of my pants' size mean what heels do I buy for my hookup I don't know anything about shoes"}
+{"text":"Oh okay it's polyester lmao"}
+{"text":"If you wear a slim fit suit you'll look like a millennial stuck in 2012, and if you wear a wide suit you'll look comical. If you don't want to wear anything outside of sneakers at least wear more sober ones like superstars. It's very easy, you just look up \"tailor\" in your area, call them to ask whether they can do it and if they can bring them the jacket, if not call the next tailor. This by the way is how you do next to anything. Styleforum, though they are also autistic in their own way. If you feel it's insanely peacocky and don't want that look don't wear it, it's not like a stranger on 4ch telling you it's fine will make you look less awkward if you don't feel comfortable."}
+{"text":"Is it even possible to wear a western fringe jacket without looking larpy, cringe and outlandish? I kind of want one, but I don't know if I'd be too selfconscious. inb4 if ypu don't think you can pull it off, you can't"}
+{"text":"Are the napoleon styled jackets going to be popular for a while or is it already almost over"}
+{"text":"looks like a normal jacket, just don't wear it with a t-shirt and you'll be fine, don't overdo it in other stuff like hat and cowboy boots, keep it simple"}
+{"text":"destroys your fit"}
+{"text":"Current GLP-1RA therapies primarily achieve weight loss through appetite suppression. Clinical evidence indicates that, while these therapies can substantially reduce body weight, they mainly shrink adipocyte size and do not reduce adipocyte number. Their effects on abdominal subcutaneous fat reduction also remain limited. CBL-0201WR is designed to address these unmet needs. In the study, CBL-514 will be added after 8 weeks of tirzepatide monotherapy, with six combination administrations. For the weight management application, CBL-514 acts not only through selective induction of adipocyte apoptosis, directly targeting adipocytes, but also, based on completed studies, has been shown to inhibit adipogenesis and promote fat metabolism. Beyond enhanced weight loss, the combination therapy also showed significant advantages in reducing both subcutaneous fat (-182.5%) and visceral fat (-367.4%), mitigating post-discontinuation weight regain, supporting sustained weight control, and improving cardiometabolic risk factors."}
+{"text":"nah fuck all that, if your job doesnt test just hop on a cycle, lift and keep eating like a monster no one will care anyways and in the modern era pinning test for the rest of your life isnt even a downside."}
+{"text":"Damn, it looks like it does NOTHING for visceral fat, the fat that actually kills you"}
+{"text":"reading is an important skill to use this website"}
+{"text":"idk based on that pic my girl still has fatty liver gut"}
+{"text":"I wanna buy the Schnee Granite boots but they aren't sold in Montreal. What are some similar or better quality boots sold in store in Montreal where I can try them on for size?"}
+{"text":"539 for a pair of boots??? Ain't no way I'm gonna waste such an amount of money for a pair of boots I'm gonna wear out in dirt and on urban asphalt igori bleati, cupi cacie nibudi faradei 792 i ne viiobivaisea"}
+{"text":"these are cheaper and will get u that much mure xussy"}
+{"text":"These are the ugliest boots I've seen in my life. I may consider wearing them if I was paid $539 to"}
+{"text":"you want hiking boots in similar style try out meindl, no idea if they sell them shits over there though also this is /out/ tier stuff, not /fa/"}
+{"text":"what is the most /fa/ underwear? brand/type."}
+{"text":"It’s stupid, I want it to go away. It comes from childhood trauma when I had to wear briefs and it made me severely uncomfortable due to gender dysphoria."}
+{"text":"This is NOT OK."}
+{"text":"Is this the most effay way to style underwear?"}
+{"text":"you have 3 main choices calvin klein (which carti still wears) supreme tom ford if you're mostly a normie and not of the culture don't worry about the last two diesel is an honorable mention just try different types of underwear until you find something that works. no polyester"}
+{"text":"Uniqlo, 100% cotton woven trunks w. poly band. Very comfortable, fits well, 2 for £12.90 in the UK."}
+{"text":"Not gonna lie these threads haven't been very enjoyable for me lately. Seems like everyone just wants to talk nothing but chink watches, but only the boring copycats (of already cheap watches) with retarded names. Lets see some watches that haven't been cloned a million times please."}
+{"text":"with retarded names brother in christ the one you posted is called sea-gull"}
+{"text":"Stop spamming this asshole."}
+{"text":"I'm just annoyed at the Seiko situation, and the general watch situation. I actually watched the video, and everything he recommends is shit that everyone's known about for years, so no need to watch really (stuff like Tossit, Shitizen, Bullover etc)."}
+{"text":"I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was these two white hulking idiots. They probably tried so hard to put together an outfit whereas the Asian guy just looks effortless."}
+{"text":"What is this event and why does everyone looks like that? Why are they making those faces? Wtf"}
+{"text":"Shalom"}
+{"text":"That's what he was thinking about as it was happening."}
+{"text":"Why are asian males so homosexual?"}
+{"text":"Are cut scars effay?"}
+{"text":"I like them desu. I live in Japan, about 3 weeks ago I was hitting on this one girl that I saw smoking on a bench by herself at like 2 AM in Osaka near the Kintetsu building in Namba and I saw that her arm was completely fucking obliterated, almost definitely hospitalization-level scars. A little too much for my tastes, I like the idea of dating a mental case but imagining coming home to see blood all over my walls and clothes is kinda めんどくさい so I didn't really pursue super hard."}
+{"text":"that's still obviously self inflicted i have scars like this but more organically placed because they are organic but they're similar in direction"}
+{"text":"She's not going to fuck you dude"}
+{"text":"you're basically emotionally burdening everyone who can see them, and not a single person you'd want to be around is going to see this positively. It's on the same level as having an incredibly tiny penis, you shouldn't tell people."}
+{"text":"good, i cut in visible areas to filter boring normies"}
+{"text":"Why did guys used to wear basketball shorts under basketball shorts or 2-3 pairs of underwear? I remember seeing it a lot growing up, even with other white guys. Was it /fa/? Does anyone still do it?"}
+{"text":"Niggers do a lot of retarded shit anon"}
+{"text":"if you saw that growing up, youre definitely not white"}
+{"text":"I saw it from my white older brother...Im definitely white, dude."}
+{"text":"that nibba has bad posture"}
+{"text":"Is this the sagging thread? Check my fit."}
+{"text":"are they effay? If not, how do i get rid of them?"}
+{"text":"I dunno I saw some fatties get lean and look better. He has a weird expression in the after photo."}
+{"text":"That's why it's only if you already have them."}
+{"text":"Palatal expansion. It’s caused if not by fat then by a recessed maxilla."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I don't think so. Some nasolabial folds are caused by fat cheeks."}
+{"text":"Can black air forces look good with a dress shirt?"}
+{"text":"10/10 elitist slayer core"}
+{"text":"What pants?"}
+{"text":"i think this looks good"}
+{"text":"we serving the fancy water with this one"}
+{"text":"Black boots would be better in my opinion."}
+{"text":"Fabric Shaver and Lint roller type shit. Anyone use these?"}
+{"text":"boar bristle brush"}
+{"text":"What dress did you, your bride, or another close one wear on her big day? Femanons, what dress would you wear when you get married?"}
+{"text":"nah come on dude. a milqtoast topic with a bmwf OP pic on post 2015 4chan? and we get like 7 threads of this caliber a day that get a maximum of 6 replies."}
+{"text":"And you really love to post racebait pol threads on /fa/ Do you get paid? How are the benefits?"}
+{"text":"i'm just here to discuss wedding dress designs, not see timmy seethe over interracial marriages like it's the 50s again"}
+{"text":"Oy vey they're on to me!"}
+{"text":"kekke here. welcome to new finland."}
+{"text":"Why do some people stand out more in winter wear?"}
+{"text":"the fat dude who wears a hoodie in summer"}
+{"text":"I recently realized this is the same with beards, too. An attractive man is attractive without a beard. Lots of guys with beards are hiding some flaw."}
+{"text":"that didn't even answer the question fucking nignog"}
+{"text":"It did. If you're too dumb to put one and one together and figure out that the reason you look better in a jacket than you do in a tank top is because you're fat then that's on you."}
+{"text":"I've never met a man or woman who didn't like tattoos yet every other person hates it here why is that?"}
+{"text":"We are just being polite. We know very well that you are stuck with this shit. It's like people with a mole in the middle of their face, or a big hooked nose. Off course we won't tell them like it looks like puke."}
+{"text":"Also I would say if you're going to get tattoos you should be spending at least $250/hr for a very good artist and have a plan for it that will be pleasing to the eye as a whole and not a bunch of individual random bullshit. Most people get tattoos when they are 15-20 that are low quality from a shit artist and will look like trash garbage and let everybody around you know you had bad parents and were a dumb impulsive kid. The people with the money and the taste to get tattoos that do look good generally aren't the people who have tattoos in the first place. It's also such a waste of money bad investment for somebody who can't afford to spend a lot that it tells me you're a complete and utter moron with a credit score in the 500s. At least you can sell a guitar or a camera or a gun near the price you pay for it, as a poor person they are not a bad thing to buy. But poor people with tattoos are plebs, tattoos are the mark of the pleb, and he marks himself willingly. I do like good tattoos and I like watching inkmaster, but I've seen maybe one good tattoo in my entire life and the guy who got it was nearly 40 and spent thousands on it."}
+{"text":"I've never met a man or woman who didn't like tattoos that's hard to believe you sound like you should rope yourself"}
+{"text":"I don't understand why someone would hate other people having tattoos. It's the other person the one that have them, not you, why do you care so much about what other people do with their bodies or lives in general? If someone is shocked by a person having all his arms or neck tattoed then you must have been living in a cave for the last like 20 years. Nowadays among the mma fighters, boxers or sportsmen in general the ones that stand out are the ones that doesn't have tattoos because like 95% of them have them xD."}
+{"text":"its trendy these days to claim to be contrarian and a independent deep thinker who uses logic and reason over emotion therefore would not get tattoos"}
+{"text":"I'm new to these and always wanted a pair. They felt fine at first but walking in them was another story. The tongue area was tight so I opened the strap, but now it rubs on my fourth toe knuckle and hurts. I know they take some breaking in, but this isn't comfy. I can't tell if they're too big or too small. I should have gone to a store for $180 and tried them on and talked to the salesman. I'm going to have to send them back. Dammit, I thought I was going to love these. General Birkenstock Thread though."}
+{"text":"Associated with dorks and dweebs im afraid. Gives morman."}
+{"text":"morman ??? Birkenstocks are associated with hippies actually. I think 'dorks and dweebs' I think New Balance or some other running shoes with velcro."}
+{"text":"As someone with sky high arches who has dealt with plantar fasciitis on and off, Birks were one of the best things that ever happened to me because of their arch support Unironically Crocs are also amazing but my pair is strictly for home wear"}
+{"text":"Don't get closed ones, get the Arizonas with two straps. The top strap is supposed to be tight, it's what keeps it on the foot. Also go to a store that is an official Birkenstock reseller, they have more options. Because every Birkenstock model is available as slim and wide, with gel sole or without, with real leather or synthetic. The real leather ones feel very stiff in the beginning while the synthetic ones feel right out of the box. I have very long but slim feet, so I chose the slim version. Have them for 4 years now and they still feel great."}
+{"text":"Sent back the Birkenstocks and just ordered some of these. And if they also hurt they'll also go back. Eventually I will be happy with footwear again. Those Dane Haan shoes have been the best score yet. Thanks, I still do want to try some Birks that fit right. I've had good experience with clogs in the past. I had some Shoes For Crews heavy clogs line cooking 20 years ago, and after a few hours of getting used to them I preferred them to regular shoes almost. I'm not worried about the arch pain most complain about. But also it seems like my fourth toe is kind of hunchbacked in the last few years. Maybe I broke it stubbing it on something and it healed curled. Whatever it is, I can't have it rubbing on that stiff real leather like that. I'm not really a sandals guy, but the strap would at least be down along the foot and not interfere. Maybe I can become a sandals guy with even more weed. I have my med card and everything. It would make sense that I wore sandals."}
+{"text":"Which way white man? Which logo you gonna have on your polo? Or a different brand?"}
+{"text":"Lacoste for tennis shirts, PRL for anything else"}
+{"text":"There's always something new at lacoste. No there isn't, you stupid beanbag. They've been selling the same block color polos for the past 40 years."}
+{"text":"Beaner brands"}
+{"text":"Even the polos have more variations than PRL. Occasionally you get a different looking or sized croc. Not to mention the other stuff they sell hoodies, jackets, sweaters, shoes. At polo you always find 85 percent the same staple items. my casual wear is usually Lacoste because they do the nicest tracksuits. However for whatever name brand you buy from quality varies massively. Occasionally you find a well designed and constructed piece that'll last more than a single season."}
+{"text":"kyujin"}
+{"text":"Combined with the linen chinos and a slim fit tucked polo (I'm a skinny manlet). Yay/nay?"}
+{"text":"You should absolutely wear this in the summer if you're bald, it's called sun protection. Yes, this is one of the less mainstream hats that you can wear without looking too autistic, as long as the rest of your fit matches it appropriately."}
+{"text":"flatcap with the button on Lame baldie cope flatcap with the button off Exceedingly based"}
+{"text":"I'm going to single-handedly bring back the Kangol this summer."}
+{"text":"Good luck, you out-of-touch geek."}
+{"text":"insecure cope but your head gets cold then"}
+{"text":"Uncomfortable"}
+{"text":"Dress in nice fashion and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony black girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etcc"}
+{"text":"There's no name to it you zoomer faggot. Not everything needs a social media tag."}
+{"text":"Based Elle"}
+{"text":"I feel like whenever I go shoppingw order clothes, everything fits like shit, the quality is atrocious, and in the end it's impossible to compose the styles I want to create. How do you people manage to find the stuff you like?"}
+{"text":"I bookmark stockists with interesting offerings and browse their catalogs for brands and inspirations as for the fit, if you can't try the item in person then it's just trial and error and there's nothing you can do about it, at least here in the EU stores can't operate without a solid return policy so it's not a big problem"}
+{"text":"I don't shop based on style, I shop based on quality, then I find something that fits."}
+{"text":"gey a tailors measuring tape and take your measurements then window shop online when you have a free minute by typing in any creative queries you can, honestly I find the thing I'm looking for kinda quickly and I'm always surprised. thrift on ebay, comb through the racks at discounters, go to goodwill, always be on the lookout for sales online. it's a waiting game, you'll find it, but you also need to know what quality means. you can have affordable everyday common stuff as long as you're not a dumb gorilla and take care of your stuff anything can last a long time. you have to know how to wash it too in order to prolong the life of your clothing because too hot water and too harsh spin cycles tear your shit up, I wash in the coolest warm water with a delicate spin, then dry on the coolest setting in the dryer, that way it sort of mimics drying on an average summer day and my clothes feel great afterwards"}
+{"text":"Get your clothes tailored. It is the answer to everything. Yes, even t-shirts."}
+{"text":"I thrift everyday and have a large collection in different styles and sizes. Vintage is usually miles ahead in terms of quality over modern stuff, used to taylor clothes, but now I now they are better left alone in their original form until I find same model in my size"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite runway looks"}
+{"text":"jelly t b h"}
+{"text":"When clicking on this thread, I was making a bet with myself, that within the first 5 image replies there would be the Rick 69 frontpack image."}
+{"text":"The Best Watch edition This thread offers a forum to discuss and debate wristwatches, pocket watches, and clocks. Several members here are highly knowledgeable in specified areas of horology, so please contribute to the thread by asking questions and/or asking for advice if you are planning on purchasing a watch from an AD or the grey market. Please post pics of your watches here; it doesn't matter if it's worth 5$ or 50000$, because there might be someone who wishes to eventually purchase the same model that you own and would love to hear some real-world advice regarding ownership. The experience matters the most, not the price. Everyone is welcome in this thread, because we are all Frens here. Previous Based Thread:"}
+{"text":"Why so soon?"}
+{"text":"So he could post it again. Control the OP."}
+{"text":"I actually really like the faceted guess but A) it's a shitter that will probably quit working before long and B) there's a penis under that skirt so you passing is highly suspect"}
+{"text":"pale green looks coolest"}
+{"text":"I'm over it now. They're just too big."}
+{"text":"full zip or half zip"}
+{"text":"Zoomers love pleated pants, though."}
+{"text":"The sleeves stop before well the wrist, I doubt he can even comfortably fully close the zip. It is obviously too small."}
+{"text":"Both of those look like shit. They're not even the right size for the person wearing them."}
+{"text":"QT and ribbed. Texture is important. Those are total shit"}
+{"text":"East asian guy fuck girl"}
+{"text":"Are any of these actually good ideas or will they just make you look like a retarded faggot?"}
+{"text":"i dunno looks gay af"}
+{"text":"They're in the workwear general."}
+{"text":"If they were genuinely good outfits, people would naturally come to that conclusion and wear them. But reality is that fashion companies employ thousands of influencers to peddle this shit on Instagram and TikTok on a daily basis. So no, the outfits are utter shit and you're a brainless faggot if you believe anything else."}
+{"text":"Is this guys inspo jacob collier?"}
+{"text":"All this super baggy and experimental shit always makes me think If you'd get made fun of before you even left the house wearing it, don't wear it."}
+{"text":"I have 3a hair styled similarly to pic rel but not so drastically combed away from the forehead. Historically once a month I apply shampoo and then conditioner which leaves my hair very soft and temporarily with less definition. In recent months I have noticed my hair is frizzier, uglier, and more unruly, so this is what I have begun doing every day at the end of shower rinse hair thoroughly with warm water scrunch in a tea tree conditioner and leave it there for 3-5 minutes (ill often sing a song during this time) rinse out conditioner with warm water and then leave shower gently pat and scrunch with a towel It really seems to be working and is giving me more defined and healthier looking curls. I am still uncertain about what do next time I shampoo though."}
+{"text":"Pomade, beeswax, brylcream. Perfume your hair and give it different types of moisture to see what works best and keeping away the frizz. Apply after shower while wet. or emulsify on hand then apply when crispy and frizzy"}
+{"text":"Good advice. Also, never brush/comb your hair when it's dry. Use a brush like a tangle teezer when you've got the conditioner in your hair. Cantu is a product for blacks, but they know better than anyone how to maintain curls. Pomade, beeswax, brylcream. kek"}
+{"text":"w2c those sunglasses Is that clocks and colours?"}
+{"text":"I use nizoral dandruff twice (as the bottle suggests) and nizoral psoriasis once. Then I use Garnier Conditioner Grow Strong. Once I'm done showering (Irish Soap for the body), I dry my hair with a towel until it's just slightly damp. I then use Garnier Frizz Control and Tea Tree Leave In Conditioner. This controls my dandruff and psoriasis combo for a couple of days, it's strengthens my hair, makes it grow even faster than usual, curls it a bit (normally very straight), and makes my hair soft like Teddy Bear Fur. I would not say I solve my hair, it's an ongoing project to make sure my scalp doesn't try to flake off, but this combo makes me no longer stress about my hair as long as I shower at least every other day."}
+{"text":"Curly, wavy superior pompadour mutt hair approved"}
+{"text":"Cheat off the guy next to you."}
+{"text":"Do you know how to greentext If not, how new are you?"}
+{"text":"Lmao."}
+{"text":"What's the shit on your head"}
+{"text":"Something we've never discussed and is well overdue. CASUAL OVERCOATS that don't give off that pretentious overdressed look"}
+{"text":"Pretending to be what?"}
+{"text":"You're a retard, this is fa, its all about being swag. Go to another board if you're gonna be pretentious about how deep and insightful the posts should be."}
+{"text":"asian guy fuck girl fashon"}
+{"text":"lol I was just looking at british battledress blouse and saw that dude there what a coincidence"}
+{"text":"Kek that's crazy. Post him"}
+{"text":"idgi"}
+{"text":"Why would someone ever put their phone in their front pocket. It looks retarded"}
+{"text":"It gets posted because it shows how stupid low rise pants look and how stupid skinny jeans look and how stupid it looks to tuck a shirt into low rise pants."}
+{"text":"No it's the opposite. See"}
+{"text":"Stop defending the guy. He sucks and the outfit looks gay as fuck and he's at some soundproof door so he's doing some sort of backstage theater shit. All that's missing is a clipboard and a microphone headset."}
+{"text":"I'm saying it looks bad you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"Why does he look performative in every single outfit? It looks so inauthentic to his lifestyle."}
+{"text":"oy vey, rabbi didn't like that one!"}
+{"text":"What is this? Why are you doing this? Why are you reposting this ?"}
+{"text":"Why are you spamming the threads with this nonsense?"}
+{"text":"Why does OP make you seethe so much lmao"}
+{"text":"idk who this guy is but it looks good"}
+{"text":"Why do handsome men usually have boring/safe styles or dogshit outfits?"}
+{"text":"Guapo/Guapa"}
+{"text":"Ugly people will never get it"}
+{"text":"Did you even read the article you posted? Handsome is no longer used for women, and yes, it is insulting to call a woman handsome. It implies she has man-like features like  and  already explained to you. It doesn't fucking matter if Shakespeare and Laurence Sterne used hansome to describe a woman three hundred fucking years ago. That's just not now it is used today. We typically use handsome to refer to an attractive man, and beautiful to refer to an attractive woman. But these uses aren’t governed by grammar, they are governed by convention. The fact is, handsome woman was formerly much more commonly used than it is today; a corpus of English text before 1700 shows that handsome woman was used ten times more frequently than beautiful man."}
+{"text":"It's not about if it's in use today or if it's insulting, it's not \"tranny newspeak\" since it predates literally all of us posting. You might be able to make the argument that the resurgence is from trannies but I doubt that the \"it's MA'AM\" crowd want to be called handsome."}
+{"text":"How do you get over the fear of wearing a tucked shirt in public? I wanna be more /fa/ but where i live pretty much no one goes out with a tucked shirt unless they work in white collar job. I want to look cool but i also don't want to stand out too much and attract weird looks or even criminals thinking i'm rich and a good target to steal or something."}
+{"text":"Bro, just do it. It feels natural after a while."}
+{"text":"Try layering something over it, I guess."}
+{"text":"How do you get over the fear of wearing a tucked shirt in public? Watch someone bend over with an untucked shirt."}
+{"text":"You need to stop giving a shit about what other people might think. Tuck that fucking shirt in, because not doing it is disrespecting yourself. And not disrespecting yourself should always be your only concern and not what a literal NPC thinks about it. Wear that suit and tie to work. Tuck that shirt in. Throw that fucking Apple Watch away and get a nice dress watch with an outrageous, green leather strap. There is nothing worse in life than being so weak minded to do what you think NPCs might expect from you."}
+{"text":"Lose weight you fat cunt."}
+{"text":"What an ugly whore."}
+{"text":"We’re not talking about your mother bro"}
+{"text":"Here we go again. This one is far more easy to look at than \"Hannah\" at least. I couldn't stand her."}
+{"text":"Find me the ultimate black shirt"}
+{"text":"Fuck that guy"}
+{"text":"frequently returned to bad fit You can't trust this shit, because people on Amazon are so stupid they just order whatever going \"oh well I can just return it XD\" The fatties don't know their size and they also say EVERYTHING \"runs small\" when the truth is they \"run fat.\" Well, they don't run, but you know what I mean."}
+{"text":"Well, they don't run, but you know what I mean"}
+{"text":"I love humans and their diverse sizes, but why is there so many large and xl sizes. I wear medium and small, but their is so much fucking room leftover. Are people thay fucking fat"}
+{"text":"309 yeah I'll wait until the new thread pops"}
+{"text":"I would try L'Eau D'Issey PH Intense and L'Eau Bleue D'Issey. Both easily found for a bargain."}
+{"text":"Avignon was out of stock for many months as well due to some ingredient being unavailable. Maybe it's the same thing with Casbah since both of them are incense fragrances?"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"avoid priming in the future NTA but why do we care? They say like 70% of taste is smell… is that a bad thing? Or just another way to enjoy something? Sure, I can see cases where it COULD be a bad thing, like a great fragrance but people convince themselves it’s bad because the bottle/presentation is cheap. But if you’re at least somewhat aware of what’s going on and try to avoid the obvious downsides I see no issue."}
+{"text":"As for me, it's the combs"}
+{"text":"Love my dms, just put some duct tape on them bad boys and moved on. Most comfortable boot btw"}
+{"text":"t. /boot/fag I have a few docs but idk how anyone considers them comfortable. I’ve worn $25 macys boots that are more comfortable tbqh"}
+{"text":"I have a pair of Whites and several pairs of Docs. The docs are all infinitely more comfortable."}
+{"text":"they're mid. I own the nylon ones."}
+{"text":"Have you broken in those whites"}
+{"text":"What fashion style would suit this guy?"}
+{"text":"is that big soph?"}
+{"text":"Get that nigga in some blokecore"}
+{"text":"no that's Putin"}
+{"text":"A slightly ill-fitting suit. Johnsonmaxxing."}
+{"text":"JUMPSCARE"}
+{"text":"Are overalls /fa/"}
+{"text":"speedsuit what"}
+{"text":"Skinny Midrise waist Narrow bib Small connector in the back No clue why they decided to make it like this, was absolutely trash"}
+{"text":"tupac did you fucking hyperbole blind-ass"}
+{"text":"i was rocking my overalls and this IG fit girl asked to take my picture. maybe it was the miyake blazer that caught her eye."}
+{"text":"How to cope if your partner can't dress for shit?"}
+{"text":"he looks fun. Girls just want to have fun, anon. If you cant get laid it means you arent fun. Just be fun. Its literally that easy."}
+{"text":"because she senses your seethe and desperation"}
+{"text":"Like are they actually naked?"}
+{"text":"How to cope if your partner can't dress for shit? Keep them naked."}
+{"text":"Because they aren't a couple and she just asked him to be in her video so it gets more views because he looks weird"}
+{"text":"Second hand clothes fucking suck. When stuff is actually good it gets scooped up full price at retail and NEVER makes it to the second hand market. People then wear that shit into the ground and hold onto it forever. There is an absurd amount of stuff you see come out on the runway, drop at retailers, and then it never ever shows up second hand. If you're seeing stuff show up second hand it's always because: 1) It fits weird and has sizing issues. 2) It's a weird colour or material that not that many people like. 3) It didn't sell well and went to discount, then a poorfag bought it and now they need money. 4) It's absolutely beat to shit. The stuff that sells out full price just doesn't turn up second hand. Poorfags can't afford it and the people who buy it don't need the money. I have watched this cycle play out countless times: 1) Item goes to 80% off on SSENSE, and still no one buys it. 2) A few months later it shows up on Yoox cause SSENSE sold it to them. 3) Someone buys it on Yoox, it obviously doesn't work, that's why it went to 80% off, then it ends up on Grailed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice movie poster."}
+{"text":"don’t care didn’t ask still buying cheap used shit from mercari and yahoo auctions plus you’re brown"}
+{"text":"Absolute skill issue. I picked up eight items just today at the thrift shop, shoutouts to Macklemore"}
+{"text":"Accidentally shit myself twice this morning idk"}
+{"text":"Oh cool, me too."}
+{"text":"can i wear any other type of glasses if i'm a chud (physically speaking)? or should i stay in my lane and stick to this?"}
+{"text":"Honestly rectangle frames look bad on everyone. It's the most boring basic bitch choice for people who have no fashion sense and just got their first pair."}
+{"text":"I also want to add, not only are they not /fa/, they're not as functional as a frame that has more viewing angles."}
+{"text":"Take it further, go ascended conspiracy chud and get either brown gradients you wear inside or yellow. Grow a long unkempt beard and a ponytail and wear prescriptions of these at all times."}
+{"text":"and a ponytail im not worthy"}
+{"text":"How can you be so lean and tall, but still look like shit in expensive clothes?"}
+{"text":"he needs to build up his shoulders and chest to get more of a V shape."}
+{"text":"another front facing camera video of some zoomer retard wearing his dad’s clothes How many of these threads do we need a day?"}
+{"text":"poor taste and this is a woman fit"}
+{"text":"neurotypical narcissism will always baffle me (actually I understand it completely I just think its stupid)"}
+{"text":"his shoulders slope downward. he has horrbile posuture. bad proportions, and his facial harmony is horrible. naturally gets no respect still .. poor guy"}
+{"text":"What's the meta for being /fa/ as a male zoomer? I lowkey dress unc tier no cap fr"}
+{"text":"Just don't look old, that's all you have to do. Your life ends at 30 as far as zoomers are concerned."}
+{"text":"They’re right, in a way. One life ends but another begins."}
+{"text":"What's this trend again?, cant be goth because they look too slutty"}
+{"text":"I can low-key see this becoming a popular meme reaction image if only it got spread more throughout all social platforms and got shared to death. Perhaps a meme reaction image to when a man says something shocking about a woman, usually/probably sexual but not necessarily always."}
+{"text":"Holy shit I fucking love this. It works on so many levels. Please let this become a popular reaction image. I'm not sure how you're supposed to make a reaction image blow up but please someone do it."}
+{"text":"the biggest turn off for me is a girl that needs to wear galsses. gives off dork vibes. imagine me impregnating one and my kids need to wear galsses. thats fucking pathetic."}
+{"text":"To most millennials picture related is a mystery."}
+{"text":"tfw 30 years old and never learned how to shave well and always take forever and get razorburned"}
+{"text":"My parents gave one of these to me as a Christmas gift in 1992. It was fucking awful."}
+{"text":"I only use the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom, as recommended by Jordan Schlansky."}
+{"text":"Rotary shavers never worked for me, even when I was in my late teens. Several passes over an area and it'd look virtually untouched. Foil shavers fare better, but still garbage. So far my routine has evolved from disposables, to trimming my stubble down with a beard trimmer and wetshaving my neck, to upgrading to a cheapo safety razor. The latter cuts through and old beard like butter and my face doesn't complain."}
+{"text":"These things always just fucking yanked my whiskers. I have a norelco one blade"}
+{"text":"another faggot futbol coach wtf"}
+{"text":"This looks off. I cant get around the desert boots."}
+{"text":"too baggy, accentuated by his lack of shoulder pads, makes it look even droopier"}
+{"text":"class"}
+{"text":"Alternate cosmovisions. I wonder what the most forward-thinking way to style Kramer would be. The proportions (including the hair) are so unique and immediate. Do you thwart that by scrunching the hair down, forcing bangs? Hm."}
+{"text":"i am sorry that, for your sake, this thread has not gone anywhere"}
+{"text":"its weird how, with such a lean toned body kramer had a bit of saggy bitch tits"}
+{"text":"Why would you bump it? This thread is terrible and deserves to go down the drain. It's on page 7. Don't bring it back."}
+{"text":"millenial unc here, I grew up in a time where this look was synonymous with the creepy middle aged dudes who stared at little girls a bit too much. They even called it a \"pedo stache\" back then. Zoomettes falling in love with it really shows there is no bad fashion, its appeal is just a matter whether it is embraced by the hot and young or worn by those considered past their prime."}
+{"text":"How did this monstrosity made a comeback? blame aussies"}
+{"text":"The jewish private equity playbook. Just wait until everyone has thrown out item x, buy out the company, increase production and lower quality, then relentlessly push it in the jewish media. And next year, you do it again and the cycle continues. People wearing the same quality pieces for 20 years doesn't make any money."}
+{"text":"bros... we were swindled again by big stache..."}
+{"text":"in Australia, it never went away. must be the world's most un/fa/ country."}
+{"text":"Every country has that one ugly ass fashion trend. The US is diverse enough that it has many though."}
+{"text":"Any websites or resources where I can find and buy, well designed (sophisticated) aesthetically pleasing ordinary items?"}
+{"text":"japanese are autistic enough about stationery to hold national competitions for it so I would start there"}
+{"text":"For notebooks, I like using Hobonichis. I have this 5 year journal.  agree with this anon, American stationery aren’t that good. European and Asian stationery are great though"}
+{"text":"Craighill PENCO"}
+{"text":"They have some old fashioned stuff but most of what's in their catalogue is pretty timeless"}
+{"text":"For these prices you'd be better off just buying the tools and making this simple furniture. Within 2 simple chairs you would have a bench with vises, router, hand saws, chisels, files, hand planes, and a circular sander. Most of these legs aren't even lathed, it's crazy. At least most of it is oak though."}
+{"text":"In the fashion game rigged? Chad can wear $5 Walmart brand t shirt, shitty temu necklace, snapback hat, and $50 Levi’s and get 100k likes on an instagram post but when I wear some rick / chrome hearts nobody even bats an eye."}
+{"text":"everything is rigged in favor of the rich and beautiful"}
+{"text":"stay on r9k faggot"}
+{"text":"This is the right and proper order of the world. Anyone at all can buy your shitty Rick and Chrome Hearts crap, But no one can buy Nick Bateman’s beauty. Everyone knows how rare and unattainable it is. And that’s why these people get treated like royalty."}
+{"text":"rick / chrome hearts nobody even bats an eye. Because everyone and their grandma have already done that. They're not admiring his fashion. People will compliment him on his looks and physique, but not his clothing. If that is what you are looking for, then you should leave this board and go somewhere else. If you want to discuss clothing and fashion, then you can be weird-looking, even ugly and the people in the know will know what you're about. They won't find you attractive, necessarily, but you should aim to be something, anything. Just don't be boring. Beauty fades and is forgotten. Style your person in such a way that you cannot be ignored."}
+{"text":"I'd rather be Khamzat. or karelin"}
+{"text":"How do i get into white fashion as an asian male?"}
+{"text":"Asians only have two choices, you can thirst max (korean boy band) or go full twink mode (japanese femboy style)"}
+{"text":"A certain Asian anon is spamming \"only white\" fashion on /fa/. Is he dreaming about BWC? Your theory is correct that the Asian anon is certainly a bottom for bwc."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on wearing wrestling shoes casually?"}
+{"text":"I wear them to run and workout in but causally is super autistic."}
+{"text":"I wore sparco race boots for a while since it's fucking impossible to find sneakers without a 15cm sole these days. Basically there's classic Reebok and that's it"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on wearing wrestling shoes casually? Not really but these look like good skate shoes."}
+{"text":"I used to get asked if my onitsuka tiger serrano's were wrestling shoes a lot. I loved them for the thin sole, flexibility, and light weight. I rage a lot that they were pulled out of America."}
+{"text":"i know asics are associated with wrestling but i dont like the name, too asexual"}
+{"text":"The prices are a small fraction of what you'd pay in normal stores here in Sweden, especially if you're looking at accessories. But the thing I like the most is the variety/selection, some of which are very creatively designed (nice colors, buttons and seams in weird places, etc.) Compare to e.g. H&M where you get the choose between beige and black, and it's the same plain design everyone else is wearing."}
+{"text":"I used to work at a fast fashion fulfillment center and all their clothes were hot disposable garbage, especially the shoes, I wouldn't buy fast fashion from any asshole store that doesn't do free returns. Otherwise, you do you."}
+{"text":"Gucci and Hermes don't belong in the same sentence regarding this"}
+{"text":"The problem is you don't know the quality until you already bought it. You can go with vetted brands that actually make extremely high quality things for cheap like bronson, red tornado, saucezhan, but its a very specialized market for military/classic reproductions or denim. Idk about other styles but maybe there are reputable brands for whatever you are interested in."}
+{"text":"Try Reserved, they do free returns within 30 days, display full information about the materials used and have some nice things for relatively low prices."}
+{"text":"Oh and Sinsay for really cheap basic stuff like t-shirts, they're owned by the same company and have the same return policy."}
+{"text":"How do i remain as youthful looking as this guy when i get older?"}
+{"text":"tret + spf + young haircut"}
+{"text":"Estrogen"}
+{"text":"nigga looks like a fuckin mangy beaver I see down at the river"}
+{"text":"Backfifengezicht"}
+{"text":"Genau das"}
+{"text":"Is Shanin Blake's New Age aesthetic/fa/?"}
+{"text":"Aren't you an LGBT trip"}
+{"text":"1970 hippies were exactly this. Bored rich kids playing pretend as an excuse to get high with their insufferable friends"}
+{"text":"Yeah. You guys don't watch those ones."}
+{"text":"Wooks are such dishonest scumbags. At least junkies have the human decency to hate themselves, wooks really believe that being permafried makes them better than you. Speaking of which, haven't seen LSDanon for awhile, wonder if he an heroed."}
+{"text":"Is Shanin Blake's New Age aesthetic/fa/? No, and this larper has never done mushrooms/lsd/dmt or the larp would end overnight."}
+{"text":"What does normie culture consider well dressed where you live? Pic related lmao"}
+{"text":"menswear"}
+{"text":"try identifying a suspect here"}
+{"text":"There's a woman at work that looks like this. I can't tell if she's ftm or mtf? She's got the tranny flag on her cubicle and mean mugs me every single time I walk by because I'm a wHItE mAlE! I don't know why queers think being an asshole is masculine. Guys hate guys that are like that 99% of the time. Being a likeable asshole is a unicorn thing in male groups. Lesbos ain't it."}
+{"text":"new balances Nigger, those are running shoes. No one who is well dressed wears that."}
+{"text":"ITT: 2016 core"}
+{"text":"No way. I was there, and at no point did anyone think it was fashionable to dress up as a used condom."}
+{"text":"You weren’t there."}
+{"text":"used condom Fitting, since these guys used him like a human fleshlight."}
+{"text":"Could this be the new trend?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the gif of the east coast melaninated gentleman on a dirtbike wearing a microwave as a helmet"}
+{"text":"It wouldnt be very practical"}
+{"text":"looks cool"}
+{"text":"Why not? There isnt a single activity hindered by this haircut. I think it looks pretty rad"}
+{"text":"That’s pretty…um…cool :D"}
+{"text":"I genuinely feel bad for people who unironically take style advice from people like this and think, \"Wow this guy looks so fucking cool, dark, and mysterious!\""}
+{"text":"Very brood outfit! The broodest."}
+{"text":"East asian guy fuck girl"}
+{"text":"It's a nice fit. Hair is goofy but that's what zoomer uncs are doing to look you g so I can't hate. Biggest red flag is all the shit on the bathroom sink. Dude better have a dozen sisters or hoes on rotation or he's one of the biggest fag flags I've ever seen"}
+{"text":"How is this bad? I mean it's nothing advanced or special, and he could use another color to break up the monotony. But it works."}
+{"text":"it isn't, anon just got mogged and is mad about it, the lad looks great"}
+{"text":"/fa/ meetup"}
+{"text":"me and the boys on our way to prom"}
+{"text":"(we're each other's dates)"}
+{"text":"That's some fruity niggas here. Especially Miron and Tate, both niggas sucking white supremacy cock so bad it's hilarious. Similar with brown, asian anons here posting nazi stuff here. They can suck our melanated kings and bwc cocks."}
+{"text":"Do the dance"}
+{"text":"How are my fellow elder emo anons dressing these days? I got a leather jacket for the first time since 2008. I think it looks pretty good desu senpai."}
+{"text":"You called?"}
+{"text":"Hello how do I delete this? I did not want this up for an entire week. I figured it would disappear after a few hours."}
+{"text":"He got the coexist tattoo dumbfuck. It has all the stars and shit."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"How are my fellow elder emo anons dressing these days? I got a leather jacket for the first time since 2008. I think it looks pretty good desu senpai."}
+{"text":"You called?"}
+{"text":"Hello how do I delete this? I did not want this up for an entire week. I figured it would disappear after a few hours."}
+{"text":"He got the coexist tattoo dumbfuck. It has all the stars and shit."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm a girl, but I can't deny that my tastes are strongly influenced by bishounen and shota from anime and manga and such."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Oh, to be clear, Fai, the character I posted, is not a kid, and I'm not saying that attraction to him is pedophilic per se (though, as I've said, I also like shota; I'm just trying to make a clarification about this one specific character). Rather, I chose a picture of him as an example of my preference for youthful and androgynous looks in men. ....this is going off into off-topic territory, so I decided to attach some regular thinspo to make up for it. What's so funny?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Most normal person on 4chan."}
+{"text":"How do you feel about plus size fashion?"}
+{"text":"I look like that"}
+{"text":"uggghhhh would"}
+{"text":"Plus Size Realize Real Lies"}
+{"text":"I don't think any clothes should be XL or XXL or XXXL. I think anyone over L should be made to wear burlap sacks with arm and head holes cut into them until they lose some fucking weight."}
+{"text":"This, you can only look ok at absolute best while fat t. am fat"}
+{"text":"...imagine wearing a size 9 shoe and making a flex post like this lol le reddit those shoes are an abomination"}
+{"text":"13.5 Shit, nigga. I feel for you. I'm a 13 and half the time everything I like only goes up to 12. I can at least get good sales sometimes, 13.5 must be a nightmare for anything but boots."}
+{"text":"yeah this"}
+{"text":"Screenshotted"}
+{"text":"i kinda dig it"}
+{"text":"6'1 9.5 I think most people on average are walking around in grossly oversized shoes because they tried on a size which fit well enough and stuck with that size into adulthood."}
+{"text":"how old do I need to be to start wearing suspenders with my jeans and tshirts? I am tired of fucking around with my belt all day at work but they already say I'm an old man in a young man's body. I won't dye my hair, I'm waiting for it to go grayer than it already is so I can wear suspenders sooner."}
+{"text":"What type of work do you do? If you work in a white collar/professional field you can start wearing suspenders now. No need to wait for middle age. That's a very old rule that no-one outside of the upper class follows."}
+{"text":"suspenders are underwear Were** That hasn't been true in decades, especially since nobody wears waistcoats anymore. The revival in the 80s with them being shown would have been met with disgust just a few decades orior. It's like saying tshirts are underwear because that's how they started out."}
+{"text":"If you work in a white collar/professional field you can start wearing suspenders now. I literally work for an investment bank, and nobody, and I mean nobody dresses like that. That shit is GAY as FUCK, lmao."}
+{"text":"How the fuck are suspenders gay?"}
+{"text":"Because you're trying to look like a movie character, you clown."}
+{"text":"Is it concerning if you're wearing earrings like this in your 30s, when you're married and have kids?"}
+{"text":"Jealous?"}
+{"text":"That I get to fuck your whore mother?"}
+{"text":"if someone is married with a kid has a career then i really doubt they give a fuck what someone thinks about their earring"}
+{"text":"this thread reeks of jealously"}
+{"text":"Sure they prioritise function over fashion and comfort over chic but they still manage to mog performative post-hypebeast slop like Nike"}
+{"text":"There is a place for skechers. They have the trubuck patent that means they can make excellent synthetic nubuck that feel extraordinarily nice. GoWalks are also a very casual good sneaker. Affordable and not ugly, they are highly underrated here."}
+{"text":"I said elderly, not adult."}
+{"text":"Who gives a fuck you NPC faggots? If a product is good then you use it."}
+{"text":"Those shoes looks good. I wish they made those type of boots for women but with round toe."}
+{"text":"what? I thought sneakers were! Please count the elderlies wearing sneakers vs how many are wearing actual shoes and report to me Anon"}
+{"text":"Most effay yewchewbeh?"}
+{"text":"not even close"}
+{"text":"that dude is so annoying, you're cringe"}
+{"text":"You lot don't know what you're on about."}
+{"text":"kekke has been spamming 4chan for 10 years, hes a trooned out wog."}
+{"text":"I respect him only because he likes Vegeta and acknowledges YuYu Hakusho as being effay."}
+{"text":"I've noticed that a lot of models can \"pull off\" a certain look simply because they have an attractive build, and that having for example a bit of a belly makes it almost always difficult to look good regardless of fashion."}
+{"text":"Depends on what you want. I want to dress like an Armani model in the 80s, but I'm short and muscular, so I wear tshirts and jeans with boots because that's what makes me look attractive. You should be fit, though. Being fat will never make an outfit look better."}
+{"text":"So you like your women to look like 14 year old boys from the 1980s."}
+{"text":"ankle length and silky"}
+{"text":"yes."}
+{"text":"Looking at - long. Dating - short. Visually, i like long hair, but the tactile sensation of hair is annoying. Kinda the same for lip gloss. It looks sexy, but is sticky and gross when kissing."}
+{"text":"Post your trend prediction for 2026. I think we're going to see sheep's wool make a major appearance."}
+{"text":"interesting, i have noticed shearling and fleece to become more trendy these days too. ive been wearing a camel wool vest this winter that is in a similar vein"}
+{"text":"I think we'll see a continuing trend of more mature, elegant and conservative. Moving away from the childish, trashy and tacky."}
+{"text":"no trends only age groups and personal development"}
+{"text":"Straight/relaxed straight jeans over baggy."}
+{"text":"most normies been wearing normal jeans for years bruh, its only fashion heads into baggy jeans. sup white girl that fucks east asian guys"}
+{"text":"What would you buy if you won the lottery? Would your style change completely or would you add to your existing style? Would you still be moderately reasonable or would you buy the incredibly expensive?"}
+{"text":"You picked a 911, the most unimaginative car you could have for this kind of reasoning. Literally the rolex submariner tier middle management npc status symbol. Should have picked an alfa or an aston if you were going for this image. I just pick ak47s which are interesting in their rugged simple perfection. If I wanted ornamentation in my tools I would be looking for tradition and not hyped fads and trends. I would get a hand engraved over and under in 28 gauge not a gold plated desert eagle."}
+{"text":"I could've picked an Aston Martin, an MX5, a Koenigsegg, I could have picked any car that car lovers enjoy beyond pure performance and function, that people love for its design, its heritage, the emotions they invoke in you. That's the point. You picked \"the perfect all around car\". When everything around you becomes \"your tools\", everything maximised to its function, you truly live a subhuman soulless life. That's genuinely sad and pathetic."}
+{"text":"I love tools. They do things and you do things with them. I love functional tools. I love well built tools. I love beautiful functional well built tools. I love reasoning behind each feature and design choice. I love durability. I love maintenance and caring for things. I love learning how and why things are done and doing them. There is nothing boring about learning or doing things. What I do not love is haphazardly destroying the function and purpose for a tool like that haori bomber vest you bought."}
+{"text":"ugly pig goon. 2000-2025 era of insecure identity fueled by puppet state western propganda consumerism done with, 2026-2050 bring back down to earth natural clothing after the 2030s reset with a performative unions war land grab to establish resouces for the doomed children of zoomers to work labour in mines along with catepillar ai co-op machines my unlimited budget aligns with this you hire chefs, decorators, personal shoppers, sugar babies, travel guides, stop by artisinal shops around the world for custom clothing suggested by your personal shopper's research. offer to supply the craftmans with no sucessors with child apprentices from villages that you buy. akin to the elite human breeding farms or buying the genetically beautiful they pluck from model agencies and marry off to their own, but because this is a style forum, you apply the same method to create your own fashion house but if influential you'd likely get shut down and cleaned up by the managerial powers class, so you limit your production to only personal wardrobe and staff uniforms."}
+{"text":"I would actually like a samue for summer, this is a 50/50 cotton-linen one. It seems like the ideal around the home and garden summer tool above a western linen button up and pants. Notice that it doesn't need to have utility shirt pockets sewn onto it or a collar put at the top to button one button up there or 5 pocket pants pockets sewn onto the bottom with a zipper."}
+{"text":"4chan thread inflating Omegas value You have a mental disorder"}
+{"text":"I'll get the Pagani for $60"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the multi million dollar corporation Omega, part of an enen larger major corporation Swatch, has employees spending their time on one of the most dead and slow boards on 4chan to advertise their new watch because the people on 4chan are known so well for being rich and dressing well"}
+{"text":"Yup Omega wants a market of broke ass 40 years old virgins like you."}
+{"text":"Kofé time."}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"If you want to attract a goth girl should you get a spider or something?"}
+{"text":"Python"}
+{"text":"I already got her my anaconda."}
+{"text":"Post them"}
+{"text":"Everyone's right, OP. This looks bad."}
+{"text":"Add this to the yesstyle collage"}
+{"text":"My father is 70 and he'd feel too old wearing this shit."}
+{"text":"Very stylish doctor."}
+{"text":"is this kim jong un"}
+{"text":"Balenciaga Fake Fur Hooded Military Parka"}
+{"text":"also mirin quints"}
+{"text":"/btg/ BOOT GENERAL - LACE TO TOE EDITION What do I need to care for my boots? Old cotton t shirt (one for cleaning, another for applying conditioners) Horsehair brush ($10-15) Wooden shoe trees ($10-15) Light conditioner like Lexol/Bick4/renovateur Heavy conditioner (if you live in terrible snow/rain areas) Sno seal/Obernauf LP Don't forget that boots need time to dry properly, rotate them and rest them How do I deal with x stain? mud: allow it to dry then brush off salt: water and cloth as soon as possible saturated wet: allow the boot to dry for a full day, stuff with newspaper scuffs and scratches: buff vigorously with horsehair brush Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"steel caps deforming and cutting off toes i think if your foot is hit with sufficient force to sever bone you got bigger problems than a couple of toes"}
+{"text":"NEW NEW"}
+{"text":"shits on Nicks for various reasons Why? Haven't seen it happen but I've been eyeing their boots."}
+{"text":"are grant stones good or overpriced? they are the only brand I can find with good quality and come in size 6 mens, only thing is that I live in asia so if something goes wrong, returns will be a pain"}
+{"text":"C'mon lads, what's so bad about solovairs? They're way better construction than a doc marty."}
+{"text":"Why do they look so corny like they're wearing costumes?"}
+{"text":"That's racist"}
+{"text":"Short and child-like proportions. All of them except the guy in the back look like children."}
+{"text":"Front guy to the right looks pretty good. Wouldn’t be completely out of place if he was a lecturer at university or something"}
+{"text":"They look fine. Not really sure what the problem is outside of that one guys pocket square poking out a little bit too much."}
+{"text":"They look great"}
+{"text":"Is sagging clothes effay?"}
+{"text":"IMPORTANT REMINDER The op (kekke) is a 38 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan. IMPORTANT REMINDER"}
+{"text":"whatever happened to our local schizo who used to post about saggerchad thugs"}
+{"text":"You look like shit, Justeeen."}
+{"text":"He’s banned"}
+{"text":"Based sagger chads"}
+{"text":"Would you wear clothing made from human hair?"}
+{"text":"I saw an overcoat in a surplus store that was apparently made of 80% wool and 20% man wool, whatever that means."}
+{"text":"20% man wool, whatever that means. It means the remaining 20% was made using the pubic hairs of the male sweatshop workers."}
+{"text":"considering how hairy I am I already do"}
+{"text":"Poell already made a tie out of human hair many years ago."}
+{"text":"...and pay PLENTY for them."}
+{"text":"Not someone who really looks up for fashion but what are some nice minimalistic/plain shirts that aren't cheap quality, feel nice and can last a good while."}
+{"text":"Buck Mason"}
+{"text":"Best long sleeve shirts I’ve ever owned have been the old school carhartt ones. The plain style with just the badge logo, not the new stuff with branding everywhere. If you don’t like the brand you could cut it off or put a patch over it, but the shirt is very heavy, and once they’re broken in extremely comfortable. That being said, I’m sure there’s better, more fashionable choices, but that’s a place to start."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the recommendations. The less logos the better, I just want a nice quality plain shirt with some variety in color."}
+{"text":"hemp shirts?"}
+{"text":"Convinve me not to buy hemp solid colored shirts from now on Lasts longer than cotton and its antibacterial These ones from jungmaven are a hemp/organic cotton blend and only $70"}
+{"text":"Who's out here spending 3k on a coat from a literal who brand? I genuinely don't understand. These designs look atrocious. It just looks like shit you wear so you can look \"different\"."}
+{"text":"Neocons are uncultured subhumans. Their \"fashion\" is like something out of a post-apocalyptic-fascist world, where cargo cultists try to ape what came before them without understanding why and how it worked. They're just ripping off 60s fashion. But because their models look like dysgenic androgynous abominations, all these clothes end up looking like shit."}
+{"text":"both of you fucking suck and are why I hate \"fashion\", not everything has to be an extreme overcorrection to what was cool 10 years ago"}
+{"text":"camel wool and linen? wtf?"}
+{"text":"I some some Chinese manlet wearing one of those coats recently. It looked like a kid wearing his dad's coat. Felt embarrassed for him especially knowing how much he paid to look like that."}
+{"text":"its an aphrodesiac"}
+{"text":"is dandyism making a comeback?"}
+{"text":"ilhan Omar is garbage."}
+{"text":"One can hope"}
+{"text":"so which italian, french and other relevant men fashion brands kept in the power of the original founder family (aka 50%+ shares owned by the original family), and somehow keep the scope alive, like high quality elegant/classy men wear? If I go there, I don't want to be purchasing corpo-slop sold at high price with a big ass logo meant for literal n*g*ers and in case you're wondering, yes this doubt was fueled by gucci's movie"}
+{"text":"original founder family Many Italian brands I'm thinking of weren't founded by a single person or family. this doubt was fueled by gucci's movie This doubt is clearly fueled by the fact that you can't perform a simple online search and evaluate the quality of something without some clueless idiot telling you \"it's safe to buy anon, it's not made by or for niggers,\" because he's read it online and never even seen an article from that brand in real life."}
+{"text":"I've done my googling before posting the thread and didn't manage to find a single brand, tried like 3-5, yves saint laurent was on my gooodie goodie list due to being on rothschilds famous dinner event, but even them have been bought by a conglomerate of some sort, that's why I come to you, since I couldn't find any and I don't know many to begin with"}
+{"text":"The jew cries out in pain as it strikes you"}
+{"text":"didn't notice this, thanks, I'll look into it and report back, their new school shoes are not my style but the have some interesting retro ones. I'll report back."}
+{"text":"Hermes might be the biggest one that actually tries hard to remain independent and keep their more classy target audience"}
+{"text":"I predict crocs and leggings to be the hot trend of 2k26"}
+{"text":"I'm from Canada and apart from Toronto there are very few latina or black women (especially out west where i am) so we are starved for curvaceous figures. all we have are twig thin asian women that look like prepubescent boys. there are some indian women that are getting thicker though.."}
+{"text":"you sound like you're in hongcouver/LML sucks to be you"}
+{"text":"They're called niggers. Use the proper word. You're not on leddit or xitter."}
+{"text":"reminded me of this"}
+{"text":"I did it with a fat whale the other day, the odor thing is real. She was really nice and lovely with me btw"}
+{"text":"How do I pull this off?"}
+{"text":"with your hands"}
+{"text":"where do you guys buy sweaters"}
+{"text":"Bro Smartwool"}
+{"text":"gap or jcrew"}
+{"text":"as someone who owns multiple ami sweaters, yes."}
+{"text":"Same places I buy everything; Marshalls and eBay"}
+{"text":"Pendleton from Dillards"}
+{"text":"Is genital scarification, piercing and tattooing /fa/??"}
+{"text":"Is debatting Neo-Nazis and showing them they themself are actually the jew(jews are white and themself are the cause of all evil) effay?"}
+{"text":"Is spamming fat n**gers effay?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"rabbi really thought this would be a good thread"}
+{"text":"I got a domino in my dick while in prison, not the whole thing obviously, it was broken into 4 and one was carved into a heart and smoothed out. Bitches love it but I did have a slight identity crisis letting my homeboy cut my dick open and put something under the skin in a dirty bathroom. inb4 nigger I'm white"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /3/ - 3DCG, 4chan's board dedicated to 3D imagery and modeling. If you're reading this, you probably got this linked to you because you posted a question that has already been asked many many times. Read ahead, and find your answer. Scroll down for a useful FAQ and resource links"}
+{"text":"Looks like one of the Resident Evil 3 Remake Jills"}
+{"text":"Jill Valentine RE 3 for G8F guhzcoituz"}
+{"text":"release it on 3d load already character skin hair and cock morph?"}
+{"text":"Making a new thread since the image limit got hit on da last one. Show us that cool new project you got in the works anon-kun! Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"anon your reference images are from 3dscanstore you can literally just pirate that model and see how you're doing"}
+{"text":"This is th 3dcg wip thread, not the piracy wip thread"}
+{"text":"Nice dusty ambiance, I like it!"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of a late '90s PC game loading screen. Which automatically gives it sovl."}
+{"text":"100K POLYS FOR THIS!? WHAT IN THE GOY ARE THESE GOOKS SMOKING. WHAT HAPPENED TO RETOPOLOGY."}
+{"text":"do you even need flow when you have that many polys in the face? can a sculpt deform well?"}
+{"text":"That is low poly for a sculpt, and it wouldn't deform well with a remesh topology"}
+{"text":"why not? it's so dense at that point why would it matter."}
+{"text":"Try it yourself, it creates all sorts of artefacts"}
+{"text":"Are you that guy who normally prattles on about vertex density being more important than edgeflow? Why are you allergic to good edgeflow. It's not even that hard to retopo. Or even just box model. If you have a good base mesh, then why sculpt with messy vertices. Just pull up your base mesh, and sculpt that."}
+{"text":"What's stopping Blender users from switching to a superior set of various software which excel in their target abilities?"}
+{"text":"I'm willing to bet money that what you call \"intermediate\" artist is not even at junior artist level."}
+{"text":"Most intermidiate 3D artists always have plenty of projects going on and many use of them Blender in all of the modeling (speaking of myself only though) Switching software is a big deal for most people, you have to get some free time and be really dedicated to switch. AFAIK, nor Maya or 3ds Max have anything to offer that is superior, or at least superior to a degree of you wanting to switch. And of course, Blender is still \"amateur\" software, so \"amateur\" in fact that it is funded by Epic Games, NVIDIA, AMD, Adobe, Google and other big names."}
+{"text":"how come you think like that? any examples?"}
+{"text":"how come you think like that Because a junior level artist is still a professional. He might be slower, but skill level wise he is almost there with seniors. He understands his craft more in depth than most amateurs There are some red flags in what you said which are indicative of someone of low skill level/hobbyist. For example most professionals don't \"learn blender\" or \"learn maya\" like amateurs keep insisting on. They learn modeling, learn sculpting, learn anatomy, learn animation. These things are software agnostic. Once you know the basics of a profession, you should be competent with another software within 1 week of switching. No professional needs years to master a software, that's why tutorials where they go through everything a software does is rarely more than 10 hours long. When you said \"Switching software is a big deal for most people\" this immediately makes me think you don't know what you're doing. Second redflag is insisting that dedicated suites have nothing on software that's used as a general tool. That is clearly wrong, and for example anyone who has ever sculpted in zbrush or animated in maya knows that they are leaps and bounds better than what Blender does. Sure, Blender is fine for what it is but that's a far cry from saying it's just as good as other software. No professional would ever say that."}
+{"text":"imagine how crumpled you gotta be to make this image lmao"}
+{"text":"What does the job market look like for 3D artists?"}
+{"text":"high quality Yeah, okay man I'm sure 95 percent of what you watched was a PowerPoint presentation with some melodramatic gooks shouting over it"}
+{"text":"most of his class in college failed to find any actual internships at real companies Because they're shit. Most people are shit. Wanting to be an artist doesn't make you good at it."}
+{"text":"Less human rights and more government sponsorship"}
+{"text":"the workers in the animation industry are being aggressively exploited, race to the bottom, because \"muh passion\" and artists are generally super low IQ about business. the higher ups get rich, the people who do the work get nothing but a tiny pay check then get fired when the project is done."}
+{"text":"Depends on where your located. If your in the USA, markets like -Manufacturing -Game Design -Animation are a lot less profitable than consumable services -Neche Porn -Personalized digital 3D products -Online Advertising"}
+{"text":"Blender Cultists who claimed Blender can save you money, never truly understand how money actually works. Now Gainax who tried to save money have been dissolved because of false promises to save money. You people have blood on your hands cultist, blood on your hands!"}
+{"text":"Wait...didn't i make that?"}
+{"text":"sometimes a post is so retarded you just start crying"}
+{"text":"You're full of shit. Nothing but a bunch of women working in these companies making complaints because they didn't get to move up in rank or they didn't get a raise. So they'll lie and blame men and get men fired. Women have been ruining game companies for years now."}
+{"text":"Need a source on that"}
+{"text":"Literal retard babble"}
+{"text":"Recently found this game on steam. nevermind the gameplay, music etc., it's all shit. But what stood out to me is the art. How is this feasible with just a 2 person team? Doesn't seem feasible to me, so i assume that these models and textures weren't all modeled and painted by the creators of this game, but if not, then how would you do this? I took a close look at the textures, and for example, if you look at a barrel, the individual nails in the wood are all shaded slightly different, which leads me to believe that all of these textures are downsampled from something else somehow, maybe even from photos. But if we suppose that these are all ue marketplace assets that were simply crushed to lower poly and texture resolution, how would you do that and how would you combine all that into a unified art style and avoid the typical asset flip look? There are also some assets like in the next picture where a generic rock or moss photo texture wouldn't really work, because of how it wraps around the 3rd model as if they were created for it, but surely not? cont."}
+{"text":"color indexing is not \"a technical workflow\", it's just how you had to draw back then"}
+{"text":"it's a bunch of repeating trimsheets, bashed together in photoshop out of real images and additionally dumped in images of other shit to blend in with soft light or overlay then noised only unique props had their own textures like the pouches and they were photoshopped aswell with a little manual drawing i wouldn't get my advice from mentally disabled /3/retards"}
+{"text":"I gave the game a shot, it looks quite nice but the game felt like a bit of drag. It's really the pixels that are masking a lot of it. It's all photo referenced i'm guessing (or substance) then it's just creative use of trims and the like, its pretty old school.  is right. I think it would fall apart with higher rez textures and you can see it falls apart on some of the big buildings. Assets wise its pretty limited you can imagine a single artist knocking it all out pretty quickly"}
+{"text":"Oh, nice digging. I wasn't able to find anything on the Devs myself. I suppose he really is/was an industry environmental artist."}
+{"text":"post 3D humor content, 3D fails, 3D jokes, 3D everything"}
+{"text":"This reminds me of someone on this board"}
+{"text":"neets making blender porn"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Please someone leak her official 3d model online"}
+{"text":"Please be old enough to post here"}
+{"text":"Juno my darling"}
+{"text":"There are so many books on Blender. How do I know which are good??"}
+{"text":"anyone selling training is a scammer by default AI is the future, and selling courses is like selling shovels during the gold rush but the gold is all gone and worthless"}
+{"text":"AI is retarded and soulless junk."}
+{"text":"AI is only for shitposting and porn"}
+{"text":"U don't need them Anon-kun. Bernd can recommend pic related. Pro tip: Get the e-books on Gumroad, and youwill receive a lot of bonus material. :3"}
+{"text":"the piles of tutorial slop is one of the worst things about blender"}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of people dislike it. But there is no need to hate it. Blender is an alright little utility buddy. It's not the best at anything, though it's a great helper. Personally I only use it to clean up models post CAD modeling, store my hp and lp's in seperate collections, and it's simply great for that. I like Blender."}
+{"text":"poojeets use blender, you included 3ds max is the white mans robust software from the 90s poojeets didnt exist back then"}
+{"text":"blenders the first 3d package since softimage where i actually like the modeling toolkit"}
+{"text":"kek I can totally picture anon trying to animate a character vertex by vertex"}
+{"text":"Opensource shitware. It will never ever be good."}
+{"text":"How come the modifier stack of 3DS Max is more solid than Blender?"}
+{"text":"you can look at Pochemu's Judy Hopps model Where?"}
+{"text":"Pochemu's Judy Hopps first result on google, try it"}
+{"text":"I'm just a hobbyist, but I started in 3ds max and moved to blender. What I really liked about max is that most modifiers just work by themselves. For example deformation modifiers generate their own grid structure, of which you can then move the control points. In blender this always seemed more clunky because you have to create this geometry yourself, which gives you more flexibility, but is annoying for quickly doing something. And blender is like that throughout - requiring curves, geometry, empties or other reference objects for modifiers. Still, blender is much more fun to me to use and somehow it inspires me more"}
+{"text":"For example deformation modifiers generate their own grid structure, of which you can then move the control points. In blender this always seemed more clunky because you have to create this geometry yourself, You're supposed to use lattices for that which has been automated to fit the bounding box now"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's great, blender modifier sucks garbage ass"}
+{"text":"so, what is 3s freelance website of choice?"}
+{"text":"I've been a professional 3d guy for over 20 years, almost 30 years. This is a dead industry walking. There will be no such thing as 3d animators in 20 years outside of hobby work. Probably sooner than that. I give it 15 years, give or take 5 years. Entertainment character animation and vfx will be the first to go. Last holdouts of 3d animation will be industrial and technical animations just because its too precise and niche for ai to understand and do it right. (No ai models trained on novel niche and exotic industry machinery or products so animation has to be done the old fashioned way). By 2050, 3d animation will be a totally extinct industry. Ironically 2d hand drawn animation will survive because some lone guy drawing on pieces of paper and bringing it to life will always be enduring. I for one am glad. 3d animation was always a means to an end in bringing our imagination to life. In the near future I will be able to produce my own movies and animated aesthetic films from my phone. I can make my imagination become reality without having to be a masochist and rendering my life away. I think I'll take up welding, metal 3d printing and metal art after my 3d career winds down. I have kids. I didnt even bother to teach my sons about 3d because I already know its a dead end industry on the verge of total collapse in a few years. I told my son to become an electrician."}
+{"text":"my primary non creative job is immune to tech Like what?"}
+{"text":"AAA studios Those studios destroyed themselves through woke ideology. They made a choice to stop printing money. The industry itself is growing every year."}
+{"text":"You underestimate how much passion you need to make it as a professional 3D artist, you have to live 3D to succeed"}
+{"text":"And be a masochist"}
+{"text":"Should I move to 3ds max from Blender? Does it have more things that are advantageous over Blender? I feel it has a more straightforward UI than Blender after working with it for a good time, and navigating materials is intuitive, same for rigging and animations. Although I like the hotkeys for modeling from Blender, is there such a thing for max?"}
+{"text":"I moved from max to blender and it felt a lot more inspiring for a lack of a better word. with max I only made depressingly shit stuff and got lost in pirating vray and tools instead of actually making stuff. But I'd honestly like to hear how you fare when moving from blender to max"}
+{"text":"Should I move to brush from pencil? Does it have more things that are advantageous over pencil? I feel it has a more straightforward handle than pencil after working with it for a good time, and using different colors is intuitive, same for outlines and drawing in panels. Although I like the handle for doodling from pencil, is there such a thing for brushes? would laugh at you for that"}
+{"text":"/ic/ would laugh at you for that"}
+{"text":"ah the great I made you a wojak retort. Never effective but hey at you've made an effort beyond the lowest possible quality posts."}
+{"text":"ah the great I made you a wojak retort. Never effective but hey at you've made an effort beyond the lowest possible quality posts."}
+{"text":"Anyone got a recommendation on which version of Zbrush to 'borrow'? Trying to test out that software but not sure what year or version to test out. Any recs or links to any 'borrrowing' sites would be appreciated"}
+{"text":"look up \"getintopc\" it has everything you could need in one place. Good luck and WAGMI."}
+{"text":"Great site but I just looked and it pretty much has every software except zbrush on it for some reason. Unless Im retarded which is totally possible"}
+{"text":"It's my first time hearing about the site, so I can't vouch for it. But I just typed \"zbrush\" into the search bar, and many different results came up."}
+{"text":"I pay for legit zbrush/maxon and I personally stick with 2024.0.4 as it's the most stable for me. 2025 and 2026 didn't add anything noteworthy outside of ipad integration. Anything from 2022 onwards will do you just fine to test out. You won't use anything added since 2022 just yet anyway."}
+{"text":"when stacking multiple meshes like this, is it possible to get them to shade as though they arent separate? i cant find any resources online for this, everything ive seen either doesnt work or isnt applicable to me"}
+{"text":"For this specific case either shade flat or add a split normal modifier. For the general case use a data transfer modifier to share normals from one object to the next, or from a proxy object to all relevant objects"}
+{"text":"i swear i spent like a million years trying to use data transfer and couldnt ever get it to work, but for some reason when i tried again it just magically did what i wanted it to do. i feel like this is somehow your doing, so thanks i suppose"}
+{"text":"Turn on merge and separate the top and bottom faces of the box from the main mesh. Separate the separated faces from one another and use them as start and end caps for the array modifier. You may have to flip the normals of the caps and change their positions (in edit mode)."}
+{"text":"Set all normals to face"}
+{"text":"So if the industry is dead and I've been learning 3D for the past year and a half, which career should I pick then? I love 3D and I don't really want to let it go for nothing"}
+{"text":"might as well learn how to drive to deliver shit dream job for an introvert like me or probably just be an indie dev in the end like one of anons pointed out - all I need is a dedication and passion"}
+{"text":"Can't any of you motherfuckers make a thread that's actually about 3D?"}
+{"text":"I doubt anyone here is interested in that, everyone is here to shit on each other for their software of choice"}
+{"text":"Wait a few months until people overthrow the government in the country you live in. First it was Nepal, then Bulgaria, now Iran. The economy will improve once the elites get sent to the gallows, so you should be able to find a job then."}
+{"text":"Cultivate an audience that's into the thing you do and crowdfund."}
+{"text":"I have a question about my weight painting and rigging workflow. Do anyone weight paint rigs by separating each limb into a diferent mesh (hand, fingers, arms, torso + limbs, feet, face, haircut) similar to how psx games did a similar technique. But then selecting all the bones in edit mode, and then turning on and off their deform tab option, and then just selecting the bones I want to be active with the mesh I want them to affect, and only have those bones with the deform active button pressed. And then pressing automatic weight paint in blender."}
+{"text":"similar to how psx games did a similar technique. You should have made that your thread about psx rigging techniques instead of generic rigging. You can save the old weights if you lock the vertex group."}
+{"text":"No automatic tool works. You must still vertex crawl your whole mech checking it for spikes and holes and general fuck ups. You still have to expend the same a lunt of energy checking over the auto weights as painting them from scratch. I treat the automated weights as a guide for my manual painting"}
+{"text":"Horrible. You blender guys are putting yourselves through so much shit that maya doesn't have to deal with but I wonder if it’s a limitation of the software or if there’s just no know how in the community and pro techniques are treated as some sort of tribal knowledge that only a few lucky people have access to"}
+{"text":"Sorry, but i use maya. You cannot trust any automatic tool. In your mesh of thousands to millions of vertices, some of them are fucked up by the tool. Only one way to find them and fix them. Its like the paint bucket tool. Its a nice idea till you try to use it seriously. The amount of work it takes to lake sure it doesnt fill areas you dont like and always runs uo against lines and colors wothout leving a seam. Its about the same as just filling in something by hand. The step the tool saves you from is insignificant in the grand scheme of the project."}
+{"text":"In his latest series for Blender 5.0, he teaches you how to make this mug. But at some point in the video, he attempts to make the bottom of the mug, but fails to first apply the solidify modifier before using the extrude tool, which causes an indent to form on the inside at the bottom of the mug (pic related) When he notices it, he quickly pans away the camera, and doesn't even address the problem, even though everyone who follows the video will end up with the same result. This dude has been using blender for 22 years, but can't even model a mug."}
+{"text":"BlenderGuru is a hack. 99.99% of youtube tutorials are made by hacks, people who aren't hacks are busy selling their service, not making retarded faces on youtube thumbnails."}
+{"text":"Are you new to Youtube? obviously the most popular channel in any field is going to be an intermediate at best"}
+{"text":"Tutorials don't even teach you anything. You can't make anything without understand the why not just the how."}
+{"text":"including the time it takes to launch blender lt literally takes less than 5 seconds to launch amongst all the 3d software I tried (3ds max and Maya) Blender is the fastest"}
+{"text":"takes about 15 seconds from desktop until I can start modeling, when opening blender for the first time. second time takes <1s"}
+{"text":"How to make daz models less plastic and more fleshy like pic related? is it a sculpt or texture problem? can they be fixed in blender?"}
+{"text":"this is the kind of bug report you can only get from someone who has a deep understanding of a vast problem set"}
+{"text":"I'm new to DAZ and 3d stuff as well, I've found that to get a good result you need a good high definition skin, tweak SSS settings and obviously good lighting"}
+{"text":"that skin that looks like its made out of concrete indicates zero SSS"}
+{"text":"Most skin doesn’t have that much translucency. DAZ is not that great but Iray isn’t nearly as bad as people on this thread are making it out to be. Take tachy’s model rip to maya and render her with Arnold using random walk SSS and it will look much closer to the daz render than to the picture on the OP. First of all, daz models often look harsh because most characters have harsh features. They’re really masculine even the women. Other than that stellar blade is using UE4 I believe, or 5 but in any case it’s using their real time SSS shader that makes skin look really soft and mushy. You might want to just render in UE5 to get that exact look."}
+{"text":"First of all, daz models often look harsh because most characters have harsh features. Is it because of all the chudlines and bad facial features?"}
+{"text":"You absolute mongoloid."}
+{"text":"You can generate a 7 second clip now! 2027: You can generate an *8* second clip! Why did the background change when he went back? 2028: 15 seconds now! Why is the door hinge on the edge that opens and closes? 2030: A full minute shot! Is there usually a bed in a kitchen?"}
+{"text":"Sora can generate 10 seconds. In theory these models could generate infinite length videos, there isnt a technical hard limit to the video length, however there is soft limit because as the length increases the energy consumption also increases exponentially. So they will either have to compress the model to the point of probably being able to run on a phone, or they would have to figure out some way of models having actual short term memory instead of just context windows."}
+{"text":"I want to use one of these 3d generated models to commission a figure. There are a lot of listings for fixing up shitty 3d models for printing on fiverr, should I just pick one or anything I should keep in mind?"}
+{"text":"anything I should keep in mind? Remind your mother that it's never too late for an abortion when you go upstairs."}
+{"text":"Where do people find references for male face sculpting? do they only use celebs? i want them attractive but not those ridiculous models with huge jawlines or very hollow cheeks"}
+{"text":"You people still can't recognize a bait/troll thread?"}
+{"text":"Take a look in the mirror <3"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"aaagh i cant get a reference. Theres all these MODELS in the way."}
+{"text":"Awww how sweet of you anon! Wooowww ruuuuuude he was just being nice complimentin' OP's handsome looks"}
+{"text":"Jita - She doesn’t wear a shirt because wearing shirts is weird where she lives. Only her head is \"finished\"."}
+{"text":"hell yeah, merry christmas! hopefully we'll have that swinging animation soon it’s not like making a change to that is out of Lady Lordosis’ power. curious tidbit to share"}
+{"text":"1984 Brave New World is much better and more accurately describes reality."}
+{"text":"3D action platformers are just not a very popular genre. People nowadays generally prefer FPS's, RPGs, Horror, Roguelikes etc"}
+{"text":"You chose right, I'm about to finish my first game on Godot and found it extremely easy to use. A lot of Unity developers are now moving to recommend Godot aswell because it's so very light and lacking in the bloat of other engines."}
+{"text":"My man you capture the essence of what I once had a passion for, world building. It's funny I think I understand the feelings you have for your work, not explicitly erotic but aesthetically arousing. Keep up the great work and who knows you might have inspired me to start building my world with 3dcg once again."}
+{"text":"Zbrush desktop is getting a new UI Blendlets and poorfags in actual shambles, yet again."}
+{"text":"Alright, but what about the names?"}
+{"text":"on one hand - about fucking time on the other - i dont want the main gatekeep to be gone. I feel like this will have a big retard flood coming and polluting the learning resources because ZBrush UI isnt even that hard to learn, just unintuitive as shit."}
+{"text":"about ten years too late, but a welcome change. inb4 it gets even more retarded and alien"}
+{"text":"it will be interesting to see how the new UI feels I recently spent all night making a comfy one for myself"}
+{"text":"Great that it's getting a new UI, but also I've tried the ipad zbrush (that the desktop version will be copying) and it's slow as fuck to get to anything. We'll have to wait and see I suppose."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I hate pattern recognition"}
+{"text":"The idea is to make simple games with them : )"}
+{"text":"Um... I’m not sure which software you’re referring to, but in my app 3D models are created in a rather 'spartan way', that is, triangle by triangle [or rather, quad by quad]. The interface is inspired by Worldcraft/Hammer Editor. I know this approach isn’t the most suitable for ultra complex models, but it’s more than enough for low-poly ones."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of Emily Hartwood"}
+{"text":"Yep, since these models don’t have complex UV data, they kind of resemble the designs from alone in the dark :o In a way, I like it. It’s different. But in the future I’d like to get closer to the PS1/N64 style."}
+{"text":"get back to us once you've made some big fat juicy tiddies"}
+{"text":"A ghost."}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA please wait a while b4 making a thread"}
+{"text":"Where can I learn to model appealing characters?"}
+{"text":"pretty unrelated but caravaggio's The Calling of Saint Matthew remains my favorite depiction of the halo in any media. its very understated but filled with gravitas"}
+{"text":"by appealing characters you mean strong and mature women right anon?"}
+{"text":"this is why i really don't like 3d, but i like 2d even less, so i'm forced to git gud at 3d *sigh*"}
+{"text":"ill be posting progress again soon. More blender stuff."}
+{"text":"*teaches you nothing*"}
+{"text":"I would like to learn how to make environments like pic related. The problem is that when you look up environmental modeling and sculpting, it's 99% of the time some garbage like house walls and mostly about texturing, or it's aimed at people who just want to shit out renders, not for game assets. Idk how people even become environmental artists cause i can't find decent resources."}
+{"text":"I learned everything from indians doing 15 second shorts where they get straight to the point"}
+{"text":"just prompt shit on grok is way easier"}
+{"text":"Learn to paint. Any monkey can push vertices."}
+{"text":"Sauron never looked so good"}
+{"text":"In today's episode of a faggot learns Houdini, I ran into issues trying to use a point deform on a Vellum Solver with 2 different cloth objects in it. The setup is very simple: each sphere is assigned to its own group and fed into the vellum sim. The cloth constraints then only act on 1 specific sphere, so they can each have their own properties. This works completely fine. However, I can't for the life of me figure out how I can apply a point deform to a specific sphere. I wired a Blast node to the geo output of the Vellum Solver and deleted sphere1 as you can see in the picture. The \"output\" of this blast is now just sphere2. The point deform takes the original sphere as a first input, the first frame of the remeshed sphere as the second input (using a timeshift node that only looks at frame 1), and the output of the Blast node (which is the deformed geometry). Yet nothing fucking moves. I haven't had issues with point deforms when only 1 object is being affected by the Vellum Solver, the little test sim in the upper left worked exactly as I expected. But I have no idea why the bottom sim isn't working. I'm clearly able to isolate specific geometry with the blast node, but the point deform node just refuses to acknowledge it."}
+{"text":"that should work. maybe share a hip."}
+{"text":"I actually managed to solve it with a new strategy, AND fix the old one. The issue with the old one in , was the pointdeform2 node was set to only work on the group: sphere2. Problem was, the first input wasn't part of that group when it was fed into the point deform node. Simply erasing the entry into the group field of the pointdeform2 node got it working as expected. Before I solved this, I made a second, more hacky way of doing it by giving each mesh a custom attribute, and then sorting for that out of the Vellum Solver. Though, now that I know what the issue was, the custom attributes aren't needed (the groups still are). This stuff is neat. I can see why people go into it as a job. Shame the industry is in shambles."}
+{"text":"little depressing seeing a bunch of vfx people being like ai is going to fuck vfx so i will pivot to... making an indie game. ahcktually i was getting bored of vfx anyway... grim state of affairs"}
+{"text":"What are GOOD courses for 3D animation in Blender? So far I only found Alive! by Pierrick Picaut. The rest suck fucking ass, but maybe I missed something"}
+{"text":"So far I only found Alive! by Pierrick Picaut. The rest suck fucking ass And why do you need more than that one? It teaches you everything you need to know. Animating in a different style then just becomes a matter of applying your own tastes."}
+{"text":"I'm still a beginner in animation and I was watching some videos from Alessandro Camporota who seems like he among the best in terms of youtube content. one thing that stuck out to me was webm related, a rig he manipulates in maya. the controls and rig look so welcoming and smooth to work with. I haven't really encountered this in blender even with pre made rigs. I know its probably 90% the user but does blender also have controls and gizmos that help you affect the pose like shown here? it just seems so natural what he's doing whereas when I'm moving a rig around, it feels extremely clunky and things don't seem to stick the same way. I'm sure it's a massive user error on my part but I just want someone to tell me that if so"}
+{"text":"Auto Rig Pro or Rigify rigs look better than that. Also that's just posing, not animation. Don't think you can just start posing off of a reference video and place keyframes at random, you need a workflow like pose-to-pose with its breakdowns and settles and other rules"}
+{"text":"does blender also have controls and gizmos Press T, the transform gizmos are a tool on the left panel, there's a combined transform tool that I often use"}
+{"text":"it's the anti-blender third worlder, dont bother"}
+{"text":"so has ANY of you fucks actually used this for something? what's your experience with it been like so far ?"}
+{"text":"zremesher, dynamesh and decimation master already exist. what do you mean?"}
+{"text":"how did you learn?"}
+{"text":"pixyz and manual cleanup in blender. awesome i was wondering about pixys performance, i guess ill give it a try and get the workflow down."}
+{"text":"Remeshing is full of repeating patterns lol, if only you knew how wrong you were"}
+{"text":"I tried it ages ago when it came out and i was pleasantly surprised for a bit but then got disappointed. It's a weird CAD that takes some getting use to. For one I like planes and sketching on planes to make sure my dimensions are clean. I remember adding dimensions was a pain in the ass, so I never got used to it and dropped it, but its a nice mix between blenderfagging and cadfagging so I might try it again soon"}
+{"text":"put as much effort you put into everything you do into fixing the shoulders"}
+{"text":"Nice animation, how do you use your reference video in your work flow? I'm trying to learn with a dance video as a reference but everything looks and feels choppy even when I trace it frame by frame."}
+{"text":"That character looks zesty for some reason."}
+{"text":"i set up some of the main key poses of the dance (or part of it) evenly split (like every 8-12 frames or so a key pose) and when each key pose looked right i started adjusting their timing and adding extra key frames and corrective poses in between the main ones. The hardest part was definitely making sure it syncs with the song. Plus i had to cut some of the animations out in editing, maybe like 6 seconds of extra animation. Cuz it didn't fit with the song."}
+{"text":"Kick ass animation, Anon. Obviously there's things to improve on like trying to get smoother movements, but it's awesome that you finished something."}
+{"text":"like im pretty sure im now attracted to ankles after modeling a few of them, what the fuck am i supposed to do with this info. same with wrists, i know how people feel about feet guys but what the fuck are they gonna call me once they know i find women's wrists insanely hot."}
+{"text":"maybe you just like women faggot"}
+{"text":"wait until you find out about knee pits also don't make a fucking thread for something for frivolous you piece of shit"}
+{"text":"I've been trying to learn Blender (I'm willing to learn any program at this point desu) I followed the CGCookie intro to Blender course. I'm just trying to model/sculpt robots, mechs, and then humanoid creatures to pose, animate, and eventually 3Dprint toys out of them to sell. I checked the pinned post and tutorial links are 404'd. Does anyone have any suggestions of what tutorials to watch? Maybe even some tips and shit."}
+{"text":"At some point you need to stop watching tutorials and start making things"}
+{"text":"OP here, a game dev with 10 years of experience told me to just use Zbrush. So I got Zbrush. The what. The donut feels humiliating desu. But the rigging for impatient people, I'll look into. Thank. Checking this out now! Thanks."}
+{"text":"The ChudCG courses. Helped me when I started out."}
+{"text":"Could you link that and explain a bit more?"}
+{"text":"i want to try to be a vtuber, but i dont know Where and how can I find and create my own model, and in general, how to do this? I really want to, but I dont know how. Everyone says different things, and I dont know what to listen to."}
+{"text":"what are you a dick?if you want a vtuber model so bad buy one or make it yourself just like every other vtuber"}
+{"text":"You can commission L2D chibis for less than $100, I commissioned a Spurdo for $85 (and I never stream but that's part 2). You can find artists on twitter. I'd say there's no point to being a pngtuber if you can land this cheap of a vtuber model."}
+{"text":"i'll send feet if you do it"}
+{"text":"you want furries to goon over you?"}
+{"text":"Reminder: Subscriptions SUCK! Have a 3Ds Max/Maya question? recently started a project? Or simply want to complain about Maya crashing? Previous thread: >>"}
+{"text":"So I landed an interview for an important supermarket chain that is expanding in my country and they are widening their project/architecture department, they told me they use 3Dmax a lot and I just know the very basics. Any course or YT channel you'd recommend? I haven't touch the program in 4 years since my current job doesn't use it but this new job seems way better so I need to re-learn the program."}
+{"text":"That company is going to fail, AutodeskCAD is the better choice for construction and development. 3DMax is not designed or has the tools to guarantee results for real world applications."}
+{"text":"I am currently using unwrap uv in 3ds max right now but is there a better software? Any suggestion would be most welcome"}
+{"text":"What problem are you encountering? It'll be hard to recommend something before we know what doesn't work for you"}
+{"text":"I need to isolate element of the object, so I can have easier time selecting and cutting the edges. It's a piston-engine."}
+{"text":"trying to get a npr rig of a \"doughnut\" and \"biscotti\" working im using a cloth sim to simulate \"doughnut jiggle\" and im struggling to get the \"biscotti\" to penetrate through the donut hole and then have the hole return to its regular shape,also trying to simulate \"coffee liquid and bubbles\" to spill out of the donut hole,since its npr so it dosent have to be realistic and the less intense it is on my pc the better any suggestions or tutorials you can recomend?"}
+{"text":"this is incredibly usefull thank you!"}
+{"text":"Thought of this thread after making this One way is to make a bone stretching to bone B then use a driver based on (stretching bone's length -1)/expected max length, on the shape key's weight"}
+{"text":"whoops, meant scale factor -1"}
+{"text":"Am I going crazy? I've used Blender for around 2 years now and I swear there used to be a button to copy and paste images in and out of the image and UV editors? maybe i'm just rarted idk"}
+{"text":"I’m currently learning Unreal and Blender to fulfill an idea I’ve had for a while, kind of do it myself thing. I knew going into this it would be incredibly difficult learning two new programs simultaneously, but for now I’m just focusing on blender and creating assets. I’m learning on the go which is the only way I can, and it’s been two weeks since I started. My project will be a horror themed action/thriller stylized as an early 2000s game. I’m not emulating a specific console for graphics, I’m emulating the data storage techniques used so I can minimize RAM usage altogether, either for universal playability across any type of device and also to have it available for later use with in-game mechanics and huge levels. I don’t want a graphics card to stop any player from being able to play this, while maintaining compatibility within reason of eachother. I say all that to ask this, so far I have some hard set rules for every single modular piece I create, as I’m currently in the very beginning of “grey boxing”. Every unit is in cm to match unreal. Every floor, ceiling, and wall piece fits in a 400 x 400 x 400 box. Every single wall must be 20cm thick. The origin point must be at the bottom left corner of each piece. Before exporting each piece, all transforms to scale 1,1,1. Ensuring faces are pointing correctly, but I’ve opted for boxes for every place instead of a plane to mitigate this just for simplicity and shading/lighting in unreal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"green wavy transparent aura That's because he doesn't shower"}
+{"text":"I’m not even asking “how do this”, I’ve already started I’m just asking if my checklist is solid going forward so I can build the world in a modular way with minimal backtracking. Learning how to function with the program is obviously up to me, just seeing if anyone else has other things they do for each asset to make it more seamless for this type of project."}
+{"text":"You say that like AAA studios aren't also infested with trannies"}
+{"text":"I would strongly advise you to use Godot due to it being much LIGHTER and LESS BLOATED. Just open it and see how fast it runs compared to other engines. But more importantly it is MUCH EASIER to learn and use."}
+{"text":"one thing to keep in mind is instancing your objects in the game world rather than duplicating redundant geometry. if you modeled a house in blender, for instance, you might make a bunch of windows duplicated around it. In a game engine you want a single window model that is instanced in multiple places around the building. You can build scenes directly in the engine to make sure, or you can figure out some way of building scenes with instanced geometry in blender and then transfer it to unreal engine. Also keep the models light and let your textures and normal maps do the work. you would be surprised at how low-poly the models actually are in highly detailed big budget games. I don't know what you're doing with the real-world measurements. that's going to slow you down trying to make everything the perfect size. What matters is that the thickness walls in a particular environment are consistent, so you can snap together instances of walls together in a modular way. You don't have to use booleans to grey box it, but it can make it easier. personally I would just model the walls i'm eventually planning to using, because they are so simple, and grey box with those"}
+{"text":"They will never make it then. AI video by that time will be already good enough to make the whole movie from a single prompt."}
+{"text":"The problem is that Shrek does not look like Shrek from previous movies, that’s it. Also minecraft movie was single-handedly carried by Chicken Jokey and intentionally terrible acting, so that’s not an argument."}
+{"text":"wivtoa"}
+{"text":"low test vasectomy sherk"}
+{"text":"Damn, that fixes the disgustingly ugly features of the original model, while mantaining it's core design and character. You just gave us the real Shrek remake that we will never have."}
+{"text":"How far can I get sculpting only with a mouse instead of a dedicated pad?"}
+{"text":"Eventually you will definitely get into situations frequently where you'd wish analog control over things especially when you start painting. It's not just speed but also ergonomic reasons. Casual hobby sculpting does work with mouse but if you aim for high detail shit that gets several days sunk into it you definitely want a pen at some point. For now just go ahead and instead of thinking and talking just go for it."}
+{"text":"Like your broke ass is getting any action, nigga can't even afford a tablet"}
+{"text":"I get laid with 0$. Like I said, have sex incel."}
+{"text":"Autodesk users don't believe in sex for free"}
+{"text":"You can get very far with modeling low to mid poly and flat shaded. But that's modeling, not sculpting."}
+{"text":"Soon a new year is upon us, and I will once again try to stick to blender and be a creator and just a dreamer"}
+{"text":"Wow tell it to /adv/, not /3/"}
+{"text":"Oh look a fresh hellspawned retrotranny HRT \"artist\" looking for its motivation to do its shitty lowpoly cris garbage"}
+{"text":"Have you tried Terracotta? You can even make your own if you have a river near you."}
+{"text":"I've finished the donut tutorial. What's next for me? How do I start making money?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but it's something to actively look up vs using personal info that patreon or paypal will directly serve to the commissioner/subscriber on each payment or sub"}
+{"text":"it's something to actively look up Yeah the guy trying to dox you wouldn't do that"}
+{"text":"Typically porn art doxxers only do it because it's trivial, and trivial measures are enough to stop them. Most of them don't have the know how to actually search for that information"}
+{"text":"make a furry with a giant dick and use the donut like a fleshlight make a patreon ??? profit"}
+{"text":"How do I start making money? Well you polish up your CV and start applying locally, maybe ask your parents or friends if they can hook you up with a job. McDonald's and other fast foods are alright for a first job experience, but they receive too many applications so they probably won't hire you."}
+{"text":"posting my intro to 3D final project"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"make new adobe account make burner virtual credit card sign for substance trial delete virtual card use substance for 30 days back to step 1 Am I gonna get in trouble?"}
+{"text":"Try and see for yourself, mr smartass We really need a new dumb questions thread"}
+{"text":"or just crack it you useless nigger, oh you already fucked it up by letting uncracked adobe services into your pc"}
+{"text":"Check out Material Maker."}
+{"text":"Some guy bananaed a tape to the wall in blender"}
+{"text":"I kneel..."}
+{"text":"satisfies everything that's needed to be art."}
+{"text":"how do I wall a banana to a tape?"}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"like this"}
+{"text":"I don't have any experience sculpting/modeling but I want to start. My main goal is to create MTG/Souls like environments,creatures and characters, but I'd also like to make more fun, stylized stuff. I can't seem to find a step by step guide to develop the skills I want, every tutorial I see is about making specific models which I don't know if they're worth doing or just a waste of time. Here are some things to know: I've used Blender and Daz in the past to create renders, but not to model or sculpt, so I'm not exactly starting from scratch I have Zbrush I have a drawing tablet I'm interested in this as a hobby, not trying to make money or a career. I guess what I'd like to ask is if there's any structured guide or advice I should follow instead of watching random youtube videos"}
+{"text":"Many of the \"go along\" tutorials are the same shit, so just grab one that is modeling/sculpting something you are interested or at least related to it like a basic human/monster and do it, even if it's a slog you will learn something or at least how to use some of the tools. After that you have two options Start modeling/sculpting, see what you lack and study it or see other people work and try to replicate it. And if you don't understand something you ACTUALLY NEED, you search a tutorial about it. Go to tutorial hell."}
+{"text":"My main goal is to create MTG/Souls like environments,creatures and characters the key to this is to just keep layering in texture at finer and finer scales."}
+{"text":"It's amazing how anons still reply to a troll thread in good faith"}
+{"text":"There are no non troll threads and i want to talk 3d"}
+{"text":"CG Boost or CG Cookie both have great resources for sculpting and modelling. they cater to blender but for sculpting the process should be much the same idk if this is true for others but in my experience, making realistic stuff somehow feels easier than doing stylized shit, like cartoony stuff or Pokemon or whatever, since those require a strong understanding of shape design and appeal, and being off just a little bit can break the design, whereas with realistic or at least dark fantasy stuff you can kind of go crazy on details and have it turn out alright. only saying that in-case you get pissed off when you're struggling to make something that seems very simple also, unless you just want to be recreating what already exists or what concept artists come up with, you'd need drawing ability. I know, it sucks"}
+{"text":"I know this is bait, but I think it's worth responding anyway to help other defeat this misrepresentation. The intention of these verses is obviously to stop the creation of images of idols; things that were meant to be objects of worship. There are obviously images and carvings which are totally appropriate and commanded of God to produce: Ex 25:18 And you shall make two cherubim of gold; of hammered work shall you make them, on the two ends of the mercy seat. Ex 26:1 “Moreover, you shall make the tabernacle with ten curtains of fine twined linen and blue and purple and scarlet yarns; you shall make them with cherubim skillfully worked into them. Ex 28:33 On its hem you shall make pomegranates of blue and purple and scarlet yarns, around its hem, with bells of gold between them, Num 21:8-9 And the Lord said to Moses, “Make a fiery serpent and set it on a pole, and everyone who is bitten, when he sees it, shall live.” So Moses made a bronze[a] serpent and set it on a pole. And if a serpent bit anyone, he would look at the bronze serpent and live. 1 Kings 6:23 In the inner sanctuary he made two cherubim of olivewood[...] 1 Kings 6:29 Around all the walls of the house he carved engraved figures of cherubim and palm trees and open flowers"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"based, shitskins should be gatekept and deterred from 3d since they have no creativity and ruin everything. it's a white christian mans hobby and job."}
+{"text":"I can fap to this. Good job!"}
+{"text":"I use blender mostly for pinups/static scenes and everytime I try to make my own lighting from scratch it makes me feel like a retard who doesn't know how to use blender. I've seen a few youtube tutorials herre and there, as well as attempting to copy other artists, but feel like I have no foundational knowledge."}
+{"text":"Understand the intention behind your render Is it cinematic? Is it a showcase? For cinematic renders you want to use as few light sources as possible. Preferably a sun light source with harsh shadows. For a showcase, increase the angle until you get very soft shadows, duplicate it and decrease the intensity. Don't fall for the natural light meme unless that's your goal, it can look decent but very boring."}
+{"text":"Fuck it Post your favorite examples (Movies, shots, etc) you'd recommend to learn lighting from God i fucking love rimlights so much"}
+{"text":"I wanted to recommend Brejon's blog but i keep forgetting his name every time i require his site lmao. Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"First set your pubes on fire. Second watch how the flames dance and shine upon your blistering skin paying close attention to the shadows. Third, profit."}
+{"text":"I know edge flow"}
+{"text":"Isn't the main argument on why the industry is stuck on Max/Maya but the industry isn't stuck on those two though?"}
+{"text":"yeah all the studios i know moved to softimage XSI 7.5 years ago and never looked back. you would have to be retarded to still be on maya or max"}
+{"text":"I don't take part in the Blender debate but holy shit, you just raped both of them.. Bravo."}
+{"text":"The industry moved from Maya (Original), Softimage, Adobe, Microsoft and back to Maya. Blender has no real use when making movies, ads, tv shows and games. Blender is behind features and people like you need to stop defending them for their laziness."}
+{"text":"I use Houdini, so I never had a horse in the race. I just remember that argument being flung around as to why those were \"industry standard\". Now the same excuse is being turned the other way when talking about anything else that uses plugins/extensions. It's the pot calling the kettle black and the kettle calling the pot a nigger."}
+{"text":"How would I go with painting my own normal map from scratch? Experimenting with a better workflow than the traditional baking here."}
+{"text":"this is what I was going to say. what a cool technique. recently used this on the front of a filing cabinet"}
+{"text":"painting a normal map Brushstroke stylization aside, why wouldn't you just make a bump map and convert that to normals instead? In GIMP the normal map filter lets you control the steepness of each converted layer, so you can over or under-emphasize different elements like scratches and bevels. And since GIMP 3.0 you can toggle and preview the normals in realtime as you edit the greyscale. Just a matter of getting comfy with the gradient tool and using the curves filter to add bevels or dimples in the inclines."}
+{"text":"list 5 AAA games with hand painted normals"}
+{"text":"fuck off cris"}
+{"text":"Sculpt in Zbrush or an alternative, create the textures from the sculpting. Alternatively you can use substance designer to create these kind of textures procedurally. Personally, if you're doing this solo I recommend to use the Zbrush approach. If you're doing this to get a job, learn to do both."}
+{"text":"I've heard of people using it for small simple 3d games. What do you think of it overall as an engine?"}
+{"text":"It's terrible at /3/D. Barebones systems. Performs like shit and crashes constantly."}
+{"text":"I've never had it crash a single time. It has one of the best documentations of any game engine. It's a good and simple engine. Unity has the best community support for addon/plugins and tutorials Unreal has the best graphics Godot has the most simple scripting language, no login/signup, and the best documentation"}
+{"text":"It's good, it's simple to understand, works. Like the main thing in choosing an engine that it really doesn't matter, just pick whatever and you're good to go, if you want to impress chuds build your own engine"}
+{"text":"goydot 3d LOL"}
+{"text":"I still remembers all those years trannydots were shilling about godot 3d capability to make 3d games. And then 1 day I saw some news that godot was supporting frustum culling (years later after the shilling). Laughed my ass of back then will keep doing so forevermore. Shill engine, never trust in the trannies."}
+{"text":"if only..."}
+{"text":"The situation you describe doesn't really exist. From GLQuake onwards in 97 it was either use openGL or DirectX (if you're windows only) and nowadays it's either use Vulkan or DirectX. Stuff like mantle pops up once in a blue moon but doesn't get traction"}
+{"text":"At the same time graphics and performance have only improved. What is the problem supposed to be? It's not as good as it could be? If 1 configuration were the best configuration it would be used by everyone.  and according to this post thats what's happened. I am concerned about developers getting lazy about optimization because computers are so powerful now."}
+{"text":"That's how game engine companies make money"}
+{"text":"I'm working on tranime slop series before the AI leaves me under a bridge eating garbage or something, pic related is my OC, her name is kiru, kiru is a 22 year old girl or around that range, she's just another loser with no boyfriend and virgin like you and me anon. it has more story than that but in general it will be comedy shorts where she lives somewhat traumatic and funny experiences, it's like a lolcow or something, it sounds kind of boring but I think it will work, anyway this thread will be to show my progress and receive criticism or death threats or maybe everything will ignore me I don't know."}
+{"text":"Click on the \"show only selected\" icon, get onlybtracks for objects you select. Also lock attributes you don't use to avoid useless kyes, also look into how the character keying set works. This'll all massively reduce the number of tracks you need to deal with"}
+{"text":"I'm still working on it doe, I haven't talked much here because of pajeet AI spam, but when I finish I'll make a thread, I already have 6 minutes of animation and just need 3 more to finish I don't really care how good the AI gets, there will still be a market for traditional artists and I feel like I have a good story so I'll keep going, thx for the support, I thought this thread had been archived a long time ago lol"}
+{"text":"You’re right. Even if AI gets incredibly good, you still need to have a great taste to come up with stuff worth looking at… and that’s what AI retards lack. They’ll just always produce boring/mid garbage, no matter how \"good\" AI gets. Love your work, keep it up, some of the most outstanding stuff I’ve seen lately."}
+{"text":"Hey anon, I'm in my once-a-year bout of being interested in 3d so my mandatory browse of this board did commence and this thread made me passionate enough to post here for the second time. You seem to be doing well so this encouragement may not be needed but there are some bitter posters further up and I must say please never listen to them, I truly want to see this project come to fruition. Idk if the thread subject is just a joke, but I think I just relate as my own projects are the only thing keeping me from kms. I think I'm just typing up such motivation as I know how easily discouraged suicidal people can be and I really want to see you able to finish this. I love kiru!"}
+{"text":"Underrated thread, Kiru is very cute"}
+{"text":"yeah i know, i'm specifically talking about the dust cloud he's picking up under him. i wanna export that, not the character models themselves that's the gimmick, it's 3d but looks 2d"}
+{"text":"This is like a decade old. Long story short: it's more about artistry and less about the technology. A 3D only artist trying to recreate the 2D look is impossible. It's like an Olympic cyclist trying to become a Nascar driver. ArcSystem Works have decades of 2D animation experience, this is why they were able to pull it off so well. It's the same with that Arcane show. The artists working on it had decades of 2D animation experience. 2D is like a language. If you're not fluent in it then you'll never ever be mistaken for a native speaker."}
+{"text":"THey've added a whole bunch of stuff over the last few months, although there's dome repeats and some materials unrelated to purely 3d. Love the one about stage design though"}
+{"text":"I think it took me a year to figure out the techniques I used to make this model, but I am glad I think I've cracked the workflow to make HD 2D anime shit with low poly models. Took me 4 hours from the low poly models to render this. :D I'm 99% certain I've finally cracked the workflow."}
+{"text":"Schizo fight incoming"}
+{"text":"glad you like it it's time to get going on your project as a whole"}
+{"text":"no cris posting in weeks venezuela invaded by trump cris bros...im scared..."}
+{"text":"We could finally be free"}
+{"text":"He's posting here  right now. He's always in that south american general."}
+{"text":"Is there still meaningful room for innovation in 3D character design in future games, or has the medium reached its practical ceiling?"}
+{"text":"We still haven’t gone through holographic technology. If only those stupid Americans can stop funding the fake AI we could get closer to hologram within the 10 years."}
+{"text":"3D character design in future games characters should serve the story. they can be anything. there is no real ceiling."}
+{"text":"ai is more funded and supported by china and india than anywhere else you retarded rentfreer"}
+{"text":"practical ceiling for 3D character design in modern games was reached like 10 or even 15 years ago in terms of LOD (level of details) since we have only variations on same models Everything depends on GPU and level of overhead code (game studio)(intentionally) put into game so you need new CPU , GPU from (chip maker ) so (game studio+ chip maker = profit ) and scam repeats and repeats You can see that by yourself some games from 5 - 7 years ago are more detailed as today. UNREAL eng. is great example how you can make game run much slower as same game 10 years ago. overhead code is word what you have to look into. Imagine cyberpunk (no bug sloop) 40% smoother and 50% faster But you need buy new gpu next year for 1200 and get nothing out of it. That is where we are now . Dead end."}
+{"text":"There is still advancement left Spoilers: It's lolis"}
+{"text":"home..."}
+{"text":"when the fuck did this get updated to have a building feature?"}
+{"text":"Crazy that lolige are going \"mainstream\" after being posted to ATF (then tiktok). First DoL, then hummingbird. What's next?"}
+{"text":"most of the games on atf are pretty shit and amateurish desu. dare i say even cris' work looks better. but this game however, stands out for being artistically and aesthetically great for a solo dev as far as /3/ is concerned, even tho it is technically unfinished. cant show much of the game here tho. the op is a subtle bait."}
+{"text":"link to gaym?"}
+{"text":"Unteralterbach has been making the rounds on tiktok with zoomer artists making their own OCs"}
+{"text":"Do you deform 3d model to get the expression you want?"}
+{"text":"All fun and games spending weeks, months, years getting perfect face topology and then you have to rig the damn thing. All 55 muscles."}
+{"text":"3D rendered anime is the future, we've been getting better and better at it every year."}
+{"text":"Modeling face miscles for anime would be tremendously missing the point"}
+{"text":"Topology is topology."}
+{"text":"Eh, with anime you can go with the arcsys option of having just the one fan around the mouth or with the smirk/pixar option of having the mouth be a completely disconnected mesh from the face."}
+{"text":"Im working on developing some games in my spare time and I’d really like to target the fidelity of ps2-ps3 style games, mostly for stylistic purposes (but also because I’m solo and don’t have the time and resources to make too many high poly things) Specifically, I’m really interested in how characters like pic related were modeled and textured to look semi-realistic and expressive (especially textures because I’m still terrible with them) Feel free to post low-poly or just your favorite models/textures from the games of the good old era of games"}
+{"text":"what are indie game devs gonna do in 15 years when everyone is nostalgic for ps5 graphics tho"}
+{"text":"No one is going to be nostalgic for that since everything looks the same now. There's nothing uniquely \"playstation 5\" about the ps5's graphics. The graphics and the games are the same for everyone now except nintendo."}
+{"text":"I don't see this model on the model resource, anyone got a link? I'd like to see how well this one looks with path traced rendering."}
+{"text":"What was your entry into 3D graphics? What software did you start out with? Mine was pic rel"}
+{"text":"It even came with seasons greetings from the devs"}
+{"text":"Mine was 3D studio 2 (not-Max) on DOS"}
+{"text":"First it was 3ds Max around 1998 circa ,Later Maya, Cinema 3d ,even nice Wings 3d Blender is cool but... always some problem Now mostly 3ds Max and Blender"}
+{"text":"Wings 3d holy based"}
+{"text":"3d Canvas here. Tried milkshape, but 3d canvas made a little more sense to me at 13. I'd make little animations to show my friends. Didn't know about rendering, so I'd just bring them to my house and play the actual timeline for them."}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for Learning professional animation for Blender? I'm swapping from Maya to Blender."}
+{"text":"Blender"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do slotted actions even work. I create a new action, I make slotted actions for each rig but then when I switch actions the slots just go away, they become unassigned and nothing fucking happens. It makes no fucking sense."}
+{"text":"simple way: -select object A, insert keyframe, which will implicitly create action AAction and slot A -switch to object B, select action AAction in the action dropdown, insert keyframe, which will implicitly create slot B on AAction the important bit is the objects after the first have the action you want to be the parent for all slots as the active action when you insert keyframes/create the slots"}
+{"text":"Even if you originally created the slots on separate actions you can select both objects and use \"Action->Merge animation\" to combine them"}
+{"text":"Really? I'm a native English speaker and while it is sometimes tricky to hear what he's saying, the subtitles make up for it. Plus, frankly, I just laugh whenever he says an English word with a very pronounced French accent. Like whenever he says the words \"hips\", it sounds like he's saying \"EEEps.\" The EEEps of a character. Makes me laugh. But if you're a none-native English speaker I can definitely see why he'd be hard to follow. Still, his animation course, and his rigging course, is one of the few Blender things worth throwing real world money at."}
+{"text":"Youtube is full of retards who are poly modelling entire human characters from scratch instead of sculpting them Imagine learning wrong from the get go and sinking hundreds of hours into doing it wrong and inefficiently. What a nightmare."}
+{"text":"why would i sculpt an anime character when im going to have to edit the normals by hand for smooth lighting? i dont want to have to edit a billion face normals"}
+{"text":"or manually retopo the entire mesh for good deformation. I don't really understand who is using sculpting for anything but maybe vfx"}
+{"text":"i could see myself using it if i wanted to print a figurine or something but polymodelling is so easy anyways"}
+{"text":"Haven't you been here asking if you should be poly-modelling characters and then turning around and telling others that you should never ever do it every time you get told to do it for more than a year at this point?"}
+{"text":"Say it with me /3/ Trans rights are human rights"}
+{"text":"I am getting a certificate in CAD for free from my job. I will be all new to this field. What is the job market like for this? What are some basic things I need to know? Any advice would be appreciated!"}
+{"text":"That's what the cert is in, AutoCAD. I'm just not sure whether to focus on manufacturing or the more civil engineering style route."}
+{"text":"Your best bet is to stay at your job with the wrench"}
+{"text":"I never said I turn a wrench for a living. I infact don't have a profession right now due to developing a chronic illness and have to change careers. I am hoping with all my prior education and experience a CAD cert from a college would lead to employment again."}
+{"text":"Basically anything computer related is fucked, outsourced poojeets for cheap dont make it any better. Blue collar jobs are somewhat stable for now because nobody wants to do physical jobs including poojeets"}
+{"text":"depends on where you are, look at what local jobs are available related to CAD. tooling, molds, and other things need management, and a CAD degree helps on with blueprints, metrology, ISO and ANSI certs, all of which open doors. study this new niche. I got a few 3d printers and am learning coding now to develop an opensource software print-farm solution to sell on the market for user-rooted desktop CNC machines now. we need visonaries in tech in the western sphere, and CAD is central as a tool, if not as a career inherant. use it as a tool for alllllllllll the other careers. shoutout to the hungry ghost artwork, keep striving fellow polymath."}
+{"text":"Hide your children and run."}
+{"text":"now show her polys"}
+{"text":"She has around 25k triangles at the moment. Currently working on her shoes."}
+{"text":"Meanwhile I've also made an upgraded Placeholder-chan model based on the new Alice model."}
+{"text":"my name is not important"}
+{"text":"What's the quickest way from retard to creator of this? Wing3D?"}
+{"text":"on PC with the hype surrounding the 7th guest 3D Studio (pre-max) got really popular fast, but that was for prerendered stuff. It's not until Max (so 96) that you could see textures in the viewport, and even so you couldn't paint them for several years so yeah, devs wrote custom texture unwrap and preview tools and drew them in deluxe paint and later photoshop. French game dev Cryo had famously developed an in-house real time 3d texturing tool that got leaked to every french dev and then some more across the world since it was so desirable."}
+{"text":"faggot retard"}
+{"text":"for modeling you should take a model of whatever you want to copy and import it to blender (or whatever 3d modeling software you use) then add a mesh next to it and try to copy the model as closely as you can. If the result is too different then you try again a few more times until it looks similar enough. Then you make the model again, but this time change something about it. Do this again and again, changing the model each time, and eventually you'll be good enough at the style to make something in it."}
+{"text":"I'm interested in learning low poly modelling and animation for games. My experience so far is gaming miniatures in Zbrush along with drawing. Where do I start? I'm open to any free software really."}
+{"text":"Quake's model guy is truly a master of making the most out of the limited polygon budget of the game. The texturing is so incredibly good. The remastered models are even better."}
+{"text":"I started modeling in zbrush instead of blender. Everyone hypes it up as being much better and I think im missing something. It does feel better to model in but as a newb to this program, what features should I be aware of that shoots this to absolutely mogging blender???"}
+{"text":"grabbing, cutting, adding other mash That's in standard blender my dude"}
+{"text":"Zbrush is a sculpting software, anyone saying that it's better than blender for modeling is either trolling or retarded."}
+{"text":"theres a difference?"}
+{"text":"Both sculpting and poly modeling are forms of modeling, so it's likely that silly anon presumed you meant poly modeling"}
+{"text":"I'd say Blender is more of a jack of all trades and a master of none (who gets a lot of support from people) While Zbrush has a much greater emphasis on sculpting so you get more resources dedicated to coding. Also if you want an auto retopologizer, Zbrush is waaaay better at it."}
+{"text":"Don't listen to the other idiot. That being said, ideally you want to be reasonable as to what you automate. Like automating some morph for the eye is overkill compared to just modeling the eye in a way that will not break down in the first place. Also since they're such simple shapes, basically two circles you could weight the outside of the iris to a bone and the inside to another and then it's super easy to adjust, and if you really need some sort of shortcut you can put an arrangement that looks good from the side in the pose library, rather than drvie a whole automation. Fancy rig features should be driven by what the rig's gonna be used for, make it easy to reach a good pose fast in most common situation. But good modeling will get you most of the way there"}
+{"text":"How would you model the eye to prevent facial clipping from the side while looking good from the front? Since it’s just a disc, once it moves enough to the side, it’ll naturally collide with the face in such a way that will look bad from the side unless shrinked/deformed in some way, I’m not sure of any other solution I don’t know how weighting the iris’ inside and outside different would solve the problem, since it’s only the outside that’s the issue The pose library idea is probably the most realistic"}
+{"text":"Stop being lazy and rig like normal instead of over relying on a dumb PC to randomly add weights."}
+{"text":"Arcsys eyes for example are modeled with diagonal irises, simple as that. Looks good from the front and side."}
+{"text":"you can just use a shrinkwrap modifier. and make the iris/pupil mesh a separate object with a shrinkwrap constraint on the object itself, pinned to the eyeball mesh. to keep it from floating away from the eye. and then parenting the iris/pupil meshes to bones. align the normal of the bone to point directly away from the eyeball mesh and then put another shrinkwrap constraint on the bone. i can demonstrate the effect if you need. this stacking of shrinkwrap modifiers and shrinkwrap constraints allows for any shape of iris/pupil onto any shape eyeball/sclera smoothly and without using blendshapes. but of course, this will only work inside of blender though, and isnt exportable. The pupil should be shrinkwrapped to the iris. and the iris shouldbe shrinkwrapped to the sclera. and each mesh should have enough geometry Set shrinkwrap modifier to Nearest Surface Point and Above Surface with a very very very tiny offset to avoid Z fighting."}
+{"text":"Cooked, is what we are!! Over, it is!! BTFO, eternally, forever."}
+{"text":"It's not due to AI because AI can't fucking 3D model game ready stuff nor precise stuff like architecture visualizations. It is due to outsourcing to jeet companies"}
+{"text":"Oh really, Jessica? Wanna test my BWC (Big White Cock) first before I change your mind about AI?"}
+{"text":"Welcome home Concord dev."}
+{"text":"Not fault of AI when it comes to 3D because as said  AI can’t do 3D for shit. My actual guess is combination of jeetification and AAA game companies flopping. Ubisoft lost majority of its value because they have not released a good game in a decade, same goes for lot of other studios, flop after flop for the most part while I die games are getting better, and indie devs usually don’t hire that many artists."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a simple way to do retopology? No matter how many times I try, I just can't get it right."}
+{"text":"I just glanced over vseeface document and it looks like all it needs is for you to have all the properly named blend shapes. In that case, it's up to you to sculpt your blendshapes in a way that makes whatever janky topology you're using look right. We can't see the edge flow on a shaded model, so we can't give you any advice on it. MY general blendshape advice is to make sure they look right. If it doesnt look right, go back and fix that part. Do whatever it takes to make that expression/etc look right. It's not dynamic. You get to put every vert where it needs to be. So use that power."}
+{"text":"I'm willing to bet you could fix your model by going in and avoiding subdiv modifiers until you actually nail the shapes. You have some clear features like the hips and navel but they aren't built around an understanding of the muscles underneath the skin. Do an A pose for better shoulder deformations and definitely revisit that tube tail it needs a little fattiness towards the bottom as gravity naturally pulls the meat downwards into a sort of eggy ellipse shape. It's not a bad start, spend some time with anatomy and topology, I recommend a washable marker and drawing on your own body if you want to start understanding loops better and how you should be solving for them. You can also look at other people's models in 3d wireframe but that's like feeding an AI more AI, you should be getting your references right from the source. You're doing pretty good though definitely better than where I was at when I started"}
+{"text":"go into grease pencil mode draw it over ? profit"}
+{"text":"use 3dsmax apply retopology modifier /thread"}
+{"text":"Updates OP. Did you fix it? Did you move to the next part of your project?"}
+{"text":"New reason to kill myself just dropped."}
+{"text":"make a good thread you fucking morons or go to twitter or lurk"}
+{"text":"go to twitter, bye"}
+{"text":"twitter Funny you say that because..."}
+{"text":"People need to shut the fuck up about AI. It's going to do a few things before it gets better: 1. kill a shit load of people; like how all these morons think they can rig AI to control semi trucks. They can't figure out how to get them to park and suck ass in bad weather 2. this is just like automation. It will help production, but the people will displayable skill will COST MORE now. 3.The AI bubble will pop once these fucking morons in Hollywood, WEF, and UN figure out that it's not a magic cure all."}
+{"text":"Just learned to combine pixelbasher, aseprite, asset forge, pixel composer and blender. :D I really love this style. pls rate."}
+{"text":"pls rate. Cris/10"}
+{"text":"fuck off cris"}
+{"text":"it looks like shit so it matches your style perfectly stop fucking around and make your game, cris"}
+{"text":"looks pretty. if these other posters are anything to go by though, it looks like you need to get back to work"}
+{"text":"Where do you guys go to find jobs? I am an industrial designer (ik I'm dead field) looking to do any kind of 3d work but I currently work a drafting job I'm starting to hate cause I don't get to use any of my actual skills."}
+{"text":"making porn? actually some years back i was working with a dev guy that liked my female models and had me making some stylized stuff for porn, covid hit and guy disapeared... anyway, i cant animate so at most i would only make sexy stylized figurines, either for somebody else to animate or for 3d printing... might give it a try, but dont know where to advertise either..."}
+{"text":"You need to look up cascadeur"}
+{"text":"cascadeur oh i know cascadeur, its good, i had a license for testing it out when it was in beta, it was good for walking and running cycles, i think the last time i used it they where implementing hand/finger rigging, but i havent seen any new development, is cascadeur good enough to make pron now?"}
+{"text":"yes, its a pain to bring the animations back into blender though. I think maya has an automatic bridge for it though"}
+{"text":"awesome, i know how to use both, but i am more accustomed to work with animations and rigging in maya, i guess ill make a boobie animation to test the waters"}
+{"text":"Hey I'm making characters for the first time for a video game and I was thinking about making them modular so I can switch clothes and accessories and these characters. But beyond the sculpting, what does it take to make a modular character when you're going through the retopo step ? How do you even plan that? Any guides out there on that subject, I can only find resources that scratches the basics in 4 minutes max."}
+{"text":"Same skeleton or something idk"}
+{"text":"All of your clothes have to fit all of your bodies. If youre swapping out body parts the edges of each part and each version of each part have to line up. Like if youre swapping hands at the wrist, the dge loop where the arm becomes the wrist must occupy the same space on every hand mesh and every arm mesh. If youre doing softbody deformation you cant use blendshapes. Everything via bones. Say you want a slider for fatness. Every sibgle shirt and jscket and everything will need a complimentary blend shape that matches the fat shape. Is you use clever bone arrangements to make the deformation then every mesh bound to that skeleton the same way will match automatically."}
+{"text":"I want a second opinion just to be safe. I'm commissioning someone to make me a blank 3d body base which I can use for various custom action figures of my own. I tried googling his sample just to be safe he isn't scamming me. I found stuff that looked ismilar but weren't exact matches. But I thought i'd share what he showed me here just to be safe to see if anyone can recognise the work."}
+{"text":"Listen retard, if you are so new at this that you couldn't even recognize the Unreal Engine mannequin models and you actually paid for them, you never planned to do anything proper. Take the L, use this as a teaching lesson and actually learn about 3D modeling before thinking about business ideas"}
+{"text":"to be fair it was only after I payed them that I learned of the existance of that model. But yeah i did have to learn the hard way so lesson learned indeed."}
+{"text":"Why not just commission someone to make the whole damn thing? Nothing youre doing sounds even a bit logical. In fact, it is completely retarded and partially gaye."}
+{"text":"I have no 3d modeling skills i want people to partner up with me and do the work i cant do i want to get paid for doing nothing No one is going to share a pay out just because you have an idea. You need to actually produce something and contribute. You sound like a scammer worse than the dude you stupidly gave money to."}
+{"text":"download free base sculpt it a bunch now it's unrecognisable from the original sell whatever stupid shit you are doing how retarded can you be"}
+{"text":"Is this shit viable for organic sculpting? I hate HATE to do it with a tablet, to the point I don't do it at all if I can help it. 3D movement that isn't some giant mouse tit you diddle sounds like heaven. I see it on sale, right now..."}
+{"text":"Buy clay or plasticine, dumbass"}
+{"text":"Having tried sculpting in vr, I can tell you, it's much more difficult and exhausting than on a monitor. Reason being, you don't feel what you're creating as you would with a real medium, and you have to not only hold your hand up for quite a while (which is exhausting by itself) but you also have to hold up a device with a battery as well. Doing this for 2 hours will probably make you want to die. Also, the benefit of seeing the thing in 3d is probably less than you think. You can't raytrace your sculpt in real time for vr, you'll have to rely on fairly shitty shaders to get the required performance, so you can't even see much detail. But I'd be happy to be proven wrong"}
+{"text":"I will add to this anon's post and say it's good for getting a basic shape down. I find it's easier to draw muscles in VR where I can move my hand more accurately in 3d space than a drawingtablet in 2d space. To each their own on that but I agree on the longer sessions sucking. That's why I only do rough silhouettes in VR then refine it with desktop. It's fun but I still generally prefer to not use VR in my workflows"}
+{"text":"I am postponing the goggle thing until Valve releases theirs', fuck it. I wonder if this isn't a bit of a forced perspective issue? Some of these headsets seem like they exaggerate close objects. Or maybe the tunnel vision from the goggles would be balanced out by a wider perspective than the default. Have you tried laying down and waving your hands in the air? Serious question."}
+{"text":"I have a quest 3, and i have shapelabs 2026 which gave me the quest version as well. I HATE sculpting on flat screens, I would much rather do it in vr, however we are not there to the point its possible. what vr does is lets you do a base model in vr, then move it over to a flat screen to refine details. it is SO much easier to get a feel for what you are doing in vr, the ease in which you move the model around, able to actually see the depth of what you are doing, its perfect to go in and voxel block in, then take over to flat screen to refine detail. lets go this way, lets say you want to make a modern videogame character sculpt, you can comfortably get to playstation 2 levels of detail and refinement, if you want to push yourself you could get to playstation 3, but its a motherfucker to take it to ps4 there is a shapelabs discord, that should give you a great idea about how far you can take it., just know a lot of people will do finishing detail in 2d or blender"}
+{"text":"Just how groundbreaking was this video back then?"}
+{"text":"how did they get the tie-dye hippy effect in the background tho"}
+{"text":"Noise then color ramp"}
+{"text":"like this but with other colors im not gonna bother replicating. They might be using pages from the comic as a lookup color source"}
+{"text":"holy fuck, that lettering is terrible"}
+{"text":"I haven't watched enough Ahoy and retro computing retrospective videos, but I'd say pretty damn innovative. Making the characters look like toys was the best move up until the early 2000's when CGI humans started to look well less uncanny AF."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to emulate VRoid's PC version on my android tablet? I really don't like what mobile version offers (and lack computer), but maaan I wanna repeat after these cool Japanese VRoid avatar videos"}
+{"text":"/g/ is one of the other boards, a better fit for an emulation question. Around here's it's about actually making 3d models"}
+{"text":"Vroids sounds like an awful disease"}
+{"text":"Looks like /3/ is the most tame, normie and retarded board to ever exist. Are you aware of your neighbor /pol/?"}
+{"text":"No, but it might be the most slow board ever. There are literally like 5 anons here."}
+{"text":"Try your luck with winlator or just go to blender on android"}
+{"text":"How can I create these two characters quickly with the least resources possible? Would an AI mesh generator be able to do the job, including shipped generated HD textures? Seen people in shorts crank out entire anime girls in Blender or AI in like 7 minutes, meanwhile I’m still stuck tryin to do it. Not looking for a \"learn topology\" lecture. I want to know what pipeline actually gets y'all from nothing to anime girl fast. Bonus if I no need to spend 3 months learning blender sculpting for it."}
+{"text":"If you want high fidelity slop then I suggest you look into Daz studio. It has enough presets and assetpacks with possible variations and modification settings to allow you to make some slop high fidelity model almost as if you were in videogame character creator. Look into the workflow, and don’t use AI. Current 3D AI is only good at making sculptures and rock assets."}
+{"text":"Thanks bro, only man in here who does no trolling and gatekeeping"}
+{"text":"How can I create these two characters quickly with the least resources possible? Bonus if I no need to spend 3 months-- Impossible"}
+{"text":"outsource to indian, bangladeshi, indonesian, sri lankan farms. 3 months is not even close how much you'd need for that. It'll take you multiple displicines rigging, topo, weight painting, cloth, sculpt, etc. characters of that caliber take weeks if not months to make properly for a whole team where there's a person solely for rigging, for weight painting, for sculpting, for clothing."}
+{"text":"Yuriiiii!!!! YUriiiiiiI!!!!!!! ToT OOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Is even possible to create these pictures using 3D in blender?"}
+{"text":"Modular staging of a scene, redressing it, and use of camera angles to hide its limitations was solved decades ago by Hollywood. Just copy their methods."}
+{"text":"stop bumping cris' threads retarded subhumans"}
+{"text":"Yet you just bumped it. How curious!"}
+{"text":"You talk like an redditor, faggot gayboy"}
+{"text":"Background is just a gradient though"}
+{"text":"What other software are you guys learning other than Blender, Substance, etc. Feel like I would rip my hair out trying to learn houdini"}
+{"text":"So far Blender has served me well as an all-in-one package but I'm also learning Krita"}
+{"text":"Blender is a noob software with primitive jack of all trades features. Ive replaced it with dozens of softwares."}
+{"text":"Please enumerate a list"}
+{"text":"Its low effort and unambitious"}
+{"text":"trans sisters.. not like this... we are being insulted"}
+{"text":"I like chairs"}
+{"text":"cris, i-is that you?"}
+{"text":"composition on this one could be interesting if the knocked over chair was placed further out. also get rid of whatever is causing that black shape in the lower left corner."}
+{"text":"do ANY of these allow registration free downloads?? one even detected and rejected the burner email I gave it in place of the real email account I don't have, why do they want to prevent me using their sites so badly and why is it tolerated?"}
+{"text":"I WOULD do if people took it on themselves to cut out these useless middlemen, better yet they would distribute them in torrent packs"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOOAAAAAHHH UPLOAD THINGS FOR ME! I DONT WANT TO DO IT MYSELF fuck off nigger, ur an indian"}
+{"text":"I don't know enough to design one myself from scratch, but if I can't prototype my improvements the world will suffer greatly"}
+{"text":"also who's noah?"}
+{"text":"do you see this do you fucking SEE this WHY does it think it's entitled to know my phone number the name of my company and my job title there HOW can you expect me to tolerate this why can YOU tolerate it WHY WHY WHY"}
+{"text":"This is how the car looks like in the game. Zero issue with the 3d stuff, only with the textures. As you cna see I was able to delete all the cop stuff from the car."}
+{"text":"I dunno, its probably an issue with the engine not the car since you have the colours in blender right? You might just need to do another UV unwrap or something"}
+{"text":"20 000 years of figuring out shitty 1998 engine with their shitty workflows and shitty textures"}
+{"text":"This MF HDRI is single-handedly the greatest single image for everything to do with lighting. No more fighting with 3 point light setups and the 100s of underwhelming HDRIs that I have saved for no reason. Look dev in Cycles? This HDRI. A sunny day lighting? This and a sun light object positioned with HDRI Sun Aligner addon. Studio lighting with strong highlights but not strong shadows? This HDRI rotated and a single area light. More even lighting? This HDRI with a 50/50 mix shader of the Approaching Storm HDRI from Poly Haven. Want to integrate a 3D model into a game screenshot but the 360 panorama stitch from ingame has underwhelming lighting? Use Kloofendal as the HDRI light source and have the 360 ingame panorama appear as a glossy only reflection. For any beginners into 3D CGI, I cannot understate how incredible this HDRI is as a default lighting setup if you don't want to think about what to use."}
+{"text":"Only downside is that it was taken from Johannesburg, guess that absolute shithole has given one more good thing in life other than prompting bleeding edge anti-riot weaponry like the Milkor MGL."}
+{"text":"you know I was expecting this to be a shitpost but yeah this HDRI is actually kinda perfect."}
+{"text":"Leadenhall Market is also an all time great."}
+{"text":"Did sfm set back 2010s animators years? (kinda ignore pic)"}
+{"text":"No I think SFM made animation very mainstream and available for the average user more than Blender did and that was most likely because of the free assets from TF2, GMOD, and the Steam Workshop. I still love the way the Source Filmmaker renders things and would love to emulate the Source Engine render look in Blender, but I never figured it out."}
+{"text":"you almost never render both at once"}
+{"text":"actually i think usually limitations breed creativity and so a more limited toolset will usually have more creative results due to having to solve and workaround the limitations."}
+{"text":"Couldn't you just get this effect by playing with the lens?"}
+{"text":"Both the lens and the posing are used. You've gotta pose the model *anyway*, might as well make use of it."}
+{"text":"A thread to post sculpts, get feedback on sculpts or talk about sculpting Consider posting on /wip/ for for projects that go beyond sculpting Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I quite like those. They could use some cleanup though"}
+{"text":"High level sculpting today, I say Thanks, but they're just quick exercises"}
+{"text":"How long for each sculpt, anon?"}
+{"text":"30 minutes for a rough pokemon"}
+{"text":"It's crazy how zoomers nowadays can't distinguish between CGI and AI They thought they hated AI but they're actually the ones who got brainwashed by AI videos"}
+{"text":"xitters zoomers it's aging millennials. as an aging millennial i can tell you that my fellow aging millennials have started using ai and cg interchangeably when talking about vfx in film"}
+{"text":"Source for this? I want to ruin his podcast career and tell all 7 of his patreons to unsub"}
+{"text":"filename But most of us really like Ghostbusters. Also a HUGE swath loves Back to the Future and Indiana Jones. Who the fuck is this faggot?"}
+{"text":"Nah"}
+{"text":"people lose their minds over it because it does what they do better and faster than they can - ripping off or merging existing styles. A true artist breaks ground and makes something that not even be capable for an Ai to image. dariusz zawadzki the painter. Ai would have no idea what this style should look like had he never invented it. But there's all kinds of models and loras trained to rip off his style. So why is it that his paintings still regularly go for tens of thousands in USD at auction? you could argue he's ripping of HR Giger but thats a different conversation. people value paint on canvas more than a digital image the same way they value a tattoo on their body more than the same image printed on a piece of paper. it's about the status of owning something that took a skilled craftsman a lot of time to make. extend this even to swiss watches vs their chinese replicas that are identical unless you're an inch away from them. one sells for 60x the price of the other, on the low end, and both are beat out in reliability by a $10 casio. So it's a little confusing without understanding people's deeper motivations towards status and how much they are willing to spend on it. Which this whole Ai issue is about people being worried about their money at the core of it. maybe I'm overly optimistic, but Ai at this stage makes it easier than ever to make money for yourself"}
+{"text":"Is it true that Blender exports a fake version of FBX?"}
+{"text":"Instead of to use the code they reverse engineered it poorly, it wasn't even paid by the blender foundation, I think it was Epic Games."}
+{"text":"yeah blender always fucks up animation fbx, more problems than work done. shit software."}
+{"text":"Whats the reason people use this over glb? Im no expert, I just have never seen a difference between the odd proprietary format and the one all my open source crap likes by default."}
+{"text":"FBX is more data driven and works 1:1 during animation. While glb isnt designed to work with data, the main usage is copying model data. You should never use it for animation it anything besides moving model data files."}
+{"text":"What is the best controller for modeling/sculpting in VR?"}
+{"text":"Yooo"}
+{"text":"My dude, he has been spamming this shit for over 10 years at this point with a different program each time"}
+{"text":"never change"}
+{"text":"AI will take our jobs! The ones none of us have!."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"There's bunch of instashit goonerbait posters that have managed to keep a consistent face and body type. It's all the same neutral facial expression and a few of the same poses but still. What they fail at is generating multiple images with the same outfit."}
+{"text":"anyone doing client work with using AI only?"}
+{"text":"I modeled so much that I modeled through the night and around 8am couldn't keep my eyes open so I laid down and started feeling my body and kept finding bad topology and overlapping edges on my body and I can't get it out of my head"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter. It's good enough to ship and people will buy it and clap. Textures used to be literal tiles of actual photos of shit because it worked good enough to illustrate a tree bark or something"}
+{"text":"a thread to post your daily sculpts and sculpting in general previous thread"}
+{"text":"first completed project took me 3 days"}
+{"text":"First time sculpting anything, how did i do /3/"}
+{"text":"I've seen worse, how's your second sculpt?"}
+{"text":"would let her bite my head off"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached, new thread I'm dropping the \"daily\" from the original thread name since it doesn't make sense anymore"}
+{"text":"I hate the fucking animation slots. What possessed them to take something that was simple and worked perfectly well and make it complicated for the sake of complicity. I can no longer export animations from blender to unreal because all the animations are the same. Clearly keyframed jump animation? Nope, everything is a walk cycle. Want to check a tutorial on youtube to see how it works \"Here are 3 different geometric objects spinning around and keyframing them. Isn't this so simple now?\" I fucking hate this."}
+{"text":"i never asked if you were a tranny but thank you for letting me know"}
+{"text":"Well, you could just not update. Unless theres something in the new version you desperately need theres not much reason to anyway. Been using 3.3.1 and its still works fine."}
+{"text":"he fell for the 'I must get the latest/update as soon as...' meme I really see no reason to go past 2.8x/2.9x unless there just really is something you desparately need. Let me ask, how many addons are you using anon? Hmm? Scared of being...left behind? Basic modelling can still be achieved in older versions just fine. Hell, rendering can still be too. The problem is that too many users arent up to snuff on the tools. That is why people keep asking \"what is the best software/program for x.\" \"are you trained in any way? \"no.\" \"learn some basics in an older version first, noob.\" Youre not missing out if youre using the latest release, at least witg 3d modeling software."}
+{"text":"I agree that you don't have to update if you don't need to but I want to point out that new features are not the only reason to update a software. Blender 5 runs so so much faster on my machine than the previous version for animating"}
+{"text":"It is a change that makes no sense because it is part of a bigger project that will include animation layers, rigging nodes and other turds so you can keep using the one that works for you to animate till.... 2028?"}
+{"text":"How do I delete a face in blender"}
+{"text":"le ani"}
+{"text":"oh this one's actually really easy. go into your viewport and enable x-ray. then go into edit mode, use the vertices mode and start deleting the unnecessary dots. also, you can switch to faces mode and delete the unnessary faces within the model. do both"}
+{"text":"press F for face mode, click on it, and press DEL"}
+{"text":"you have to uninstall the program"}
+{"text":"this is the answer"}
+{"text":"I'm creating a video game but I don't know what it's going to be about (I'm just modeling meaningless rooms and some furniture)"}
+{"text":"Did you see that jill model I sent you a while ago?"}
+{"text":"yeah. mmmhhh so good. Ahhh yeeahh"}
+{"text":"dixon here, the game failed"}
+{"text":"dixon here, the game is alive. but no pics for now."}
+{"text":"dixon here, I lost"}
+{"text":"they hired a bunch of fortiche people as consultants, probably to cement the arcane style"}
+{"text":"eww"}
+{"text":"Elaborate?"}
+{"text":"NGL that looks pretty cool, watching the trailer I keep thinking of Kill 6 Billion Demons That definitely makes sense because K6BD took a lot of inspiration from Indian aesthetics & mythology."}
+{"text":"You should put these rich thoughts of yours into a plan on how to get a job as a welder."}
+{"text":"i'm actually taking HVAC classes right now because i know i'll never make a career out of this and big companies just want to use AI slop anyway."}
+{"text":"Fuck hvac. Go into machining. there are no CNC machines in attics or crawlspaces. The smell of glass fiber gives me anxiety now"}
+{"text":"Good. Much better than beating the dead 3D horse."}
+{"text":"how did you make this? camera on a circle curve with a damped track keeping it pointed at the character? just make an empty where you want the camera's point of rotation to be parent the camera to it rotate it 360d edit the keyframes to be linear"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I have a billion collections open is there a way to close them all without doing each one manually I dont have a numpad"}
+{"text":"The rig will almost always be janky due to things lost in the ripping process / tools the original animator used that obviously didnt get stuffed into the game data, but it still works, it still manipulates the model. I just modify the existing rig to be more sensible, if the bones come out super tiny, I just stretch out the ends, if they should have bone shapes, I make bone shapes for them, I'm not really sure what kinds of issues you're running into."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to swap between the color picker editors? I paint with the square but for just picking basic material colors, the circle picker is a bit more convenient I also wish I could paste in 0-255 rgb values instead of being stuck with 0-1 or hex code"}
+{"text":"I don't think it's possible to shortcut a preference setting If it's possible, it would have to be done with an addon"}
+{"text":"Every day I open /3/ and it’s the same thing. Blender donuts. Default cubes. Overweight men dragging vertices on their little anime girls. How do I make hair? How do I make cute loli? WIP thread oversaturated We’ve reached peak 3D artist. It’s time for a creative extinction event. The planet's filled with mid-poly orcs and slightly shiny anime girls. There's just an oversaturation of \"artists\" and the solution to this would be a global culling. You will never make money, you will never prosper from this, and you will be laid off as part of the wave in the next 3 months like everybody else. Put down the tablet, get away from your computer, close Blender, and pick up a wrench. The world doesn’t need another Eevee render. It needs electricians, welders and forklift drivers to let you rediscover the joys of honest labor. At the same time, the 3DCG industry will slowly begin to heal once this process has started, after all these dozen \"creative minds\" are back to tightening nuts and screws under a vehicle to apply their endless creativity to."}
+{"text":"Goddamn I hope you are an ESL, because I had three strokes trying to read your post."}
+{"text":"You are going to be replaced and the tranny \"allies\" against AI you have will turn on you."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's primarily why they're so anti-AI, because they will be replaced."}
+{"text":"fewer"}
+{"text":"What the fuck, now? Who said that fucking SENSITIVITY READERS need REPLACEMENTS? You FUCKING IDIOT!"}
+{"text":"Why are zoomer allergic to smooth shading in low poly models? Every tutorial I've seen teaches this 16-personalities ass clash of clans style"}
+{"text":"I remember this being the main style for \"How to model in Blender\" tutorials when Blender became finally sorta usable for normies after 2.6 and screen recording software was more accessible. So ~2012-2014 is when it really picked up and during/after that we had a ton of indie games with this \"aesthetic\""}
+{"text":"They need to pick up a wrench instead. We need a mass culling."}
+{"text":"The quotations were more from condescension rather than anything else. Personally I wouldn't call it a style, since it's literally just untextured low-poly models. It's like calling a normal sidewalk a style."}
+{"text":"it's literally just untextured low-poly models. OP's picrel might be, I've seen gradient textures applied to it to fake lightning at which point you'd have to still uv unwrap the models. For more complex models if you go and not do that you'd have to add geometry in places where you might otherwise use a texture making it a conscious choice and hence a style. So it's a style which you don't like, got it."}
+{"text":"For more complex models if you go and not do that you'd have to add geometry in places where you might otherwise use a texture making it a conscious choice and hence a style. Which is exactly my point. What you're talking about is something completely unrelated to the OP pic."}
+{"text":"Hey everyone, I've been modeling one of Ovopack's concepts and I was wondering if I could get my work critiqued for likeness to the drawing. Please let me know how i can improve this sculpt before moving on to retoppo - thanks"}
+{"text":"Show me where I 3D printed this guy... because I haven't yet :3"}
+{"text":"Faggot model"}
+{"text":"the muzzle on the source tapers evenly from the cheek fluff to the tip of the nose. The 3d model goes in, then turns forward, then turns again to flatten the nose."}
+{"text":"It looks like shit and you're a larping balding tranny"}
+{"text":"you are a snotty faggot OP. a while ago, i asked you one very simple question on Discord and you chose to completely ignore me."}
+{"text":"I have tried for several days in Blender to take animations from Mixamo and put them onto MyMan's rigify rig generation from a \"Mixamo Styled Human 5 Fingers\" metarig. I get as far as having the correctly animated FBX rig from Mixamo in MyMan's Blender file, but cannot for the life of my get the fucking thing paired in any way. I've tried ExpyKit, I've tried Rokoko, I've exhausted every resource I could possibly think to use, including the now abysmally POOED searches of Google and YouTube, and cannot figure anything out. Any video I find usually skims over this part like it's One Click easy. Is there either a VERY autismally detailed, preferably written, guide on how to do this process (tl;dr Put Mixamo Animation Onto Blender Man) as if it was explaining it to the world's biggest retard, or perhaps is an Anon capable of telling me just from this what I'm doing wrong in a sentence?"}
+{"text":"Did it ever occur to you that Blender doesn’t accept real FBX. Remember, their version of FBX import/export is created by a single person. It is not certified, it’s not officially licensed and it doesn’t work with FBX as stated. Adobe uses the real FBX, YouTubers merely skip over this fact and lie about import from FBX. What you should do is uninstall all useless import/export plugins because sometimes Blender Devs without your permission will do something bad to Blender. Reinstall the default version and try again."}
+{"text":"They already said they got the fbx in fine"}
+{"text":"I didn't read"}
+{"text":"How did you guys get over the autism of needing to make everything yourself? I can't help btu feel like a poser if I don't make something but then most pros kitbash or download already made things yet i cant escape it."}
+{"text":"what if its out of your skillset?"}
+{"text":"Are you incapable of learning? If it's out of your skillset you work on your skillset."}
+{"text":"When you want to make a bigger project then you'll have to outsource or collaborate. It's fine if you don't understand right now."}
+{"text":"The result is what matters, not how you got there."}
+{"text":"How did you guys get over the autism of needing to make everything yourself? money to buy assets something I don't have"}
+{"text":"Why is Mayas UI so complicated coming from Blender?"}
+{"text":"Maya Config Addon for Blender adds Maya's radial menus and binds to the UI"}
+{"text":"if you're still new to blender, I honestly recommend just using the blender keybinds. I came from 3DS Max and chose something akin to that, and it still is a problem after years, because you can't watch tutorials with keybinds, and some stuff isn't bound at all"}
+{"text":"yeah, i tried using blender's \"industry compatible\" mode but it just made it extra janky. it takes like two days to get blender's alternative to \"qwer\" under your fingers. just suffer it."}
+{"text":"all this brand cocksucking you're all cocksuckers fuck ya mudda"}
+{"text":"if ur coming to blender from maya and miss the spacebar context pie menus, i just found the sickest option, go in preferences, and set spacebar to search, then whenever u wanna do sth just hit spacebar but instead of the context menus like in maya where u need to train ur muscle memory to get fast, u get a search box, type whatever u wanna do, and hit enter. it's literally that easy. no need to train new muscle memory. no need to search around blenders million little collapsed menus and random buttons, just type \"edit\", hit enter, u in edit mode, space -> loop cut -> enter, u loop cuttin etc."}
+{"text":"How do I texture like this?"}
+{"text":"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power"}
+{"text":"Texture like you normally would hmmm and how would I do this?"}
+{"text":"Open image, choose brush, use brush on image"}
+{"text":"I guess the key difference these days is we have texture painting and live filters, so you'd model and uv the model and then texture it. Before, you would have all your textures planned out ahead of time and UV the model to fit them."}
+{"text":"Other way round. As you can see on that Rinoa each mostly culindricql chunk was unwrapped as a rectangle then island sizes were adjusted depending on the expected level of detail, and then the textures were painted, ie pretty much the same pipeline that survvied until we got UIs to directly paint on the model. In some games like FF9 they didn't even bother to rectangularize the islands"}
+{"text":"all that knowledge and skill you need to accumulate, just to get pennies on the dollar? WTF?"}
+{"text":"triple a video games I would rather get indie games made in blender than goyslop AAA"}
+{"text":"solo game dev from pakistan making an AAA game with 0€ budget how to make a game in 2 minutes"}
+{"text":"Thiw is implying they're gonna fail at that impossible task so they're no threat at all"}
+{"text":"he's increasing his IZZAT by teaching skills that will not be relevant in the future"}
+{"text":"I can't fucking wait until every single stinky DEI artist occupying the jobs will get laid off. It's so beautiful reading their crying and stomping and sobbing on reddit knowing they have to give up their gold spoon dream and do a physical job. There are too many artists... we must heal. The huge 3dcg balloon oversaturated with \"artists\" will deflate soon in a satisfying way"}
+{"text":"That's from my custom game engine in OpenGL. Fuck the 4mb limit im going to sleep."}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, some idiot with no programming experience makes a game in Unity with perfect collisions and 100.000 different shaders, and earns thousands of dollars. Yes, it’s unfair. But remember that you’re a REAL programmer; they’re a sham."}
+{"text":"Im not against anyone using Unity, Unreal or whatever BUT... ...recently i have played darkstein3D (a so called \"boomer shooter\", essentially a parody of wolfstein3d) made by a single developer. The game is heavily unoptimized and i have noticed some sounds like the static ringphones in the envirorment literally coming in with an unnecessary doppler effect (wich clearly has no reason to be there and irremediably tanks on the CPU). Well, these generic, easy to use engines are making possible, a plethora of (good or bad gameplay side) unoptimized games. I noticed that was going to happen 10 years agò but only recently ive seen the blatant hate towards UE unity etc becoming mainstream. When something gets too accessible (we have seen that already with the internet, because of smartphones) the average quality goes down. In general you are free to use any of these engines but please, take some time to optimize them or learn some basic code, LLM's are going to make the thing even worse i bet."}
+{"text":"Also i hate the idea of making hundreds of unnecessary shaders just because you can do it. I have seen a huge amount of indie games literally being made twice as heavy as they should because someone decided it was a good reason to stack 5,6 shaders on a single item. That's again an accessibility problem, some guys got their hands on these magical in-out charts on UE or blender and decided it was a good reason to create overcomplicated shaders without giving a fuck about performances, not even mentioning the SSAO applied everywhere, including voxel games, just because you can press the ceckbox to activate that post processing feature. Literally low poly games overloaded with state of the art illumination techniques."}
+{"text":"bro this is such a cool look"}
+{"text":"No textures there, just colors and shaders. Maybe that's why it looks so raw i dont know, i like the simple style too."}
+{"text":"What do you 3D model for anon senpai? No this is not a doomer thread telling you to stop doing that, if you're doing it that's great, seriously I'm happy for you, don't let AI niggers tell you otherwise. Personally, I'm drowning myself in this endeavour because of how cringe the world around us is, there's a deep sense of dissatisfaction with the way things are in general (personal life, entertainment, job market, the internet) that I prefer retreating into my own little lala land instead. Too weird to be around normal people, and too normal to be around the modern internet-going crowd: everytime I see some cocksucker repeat the same trite fucking meme like they're a human bot or someone post AI dogshit I'm this close to getting an aneurism, I'm not even 30 and I already feel so far behind modern trends nor do I have any desire to engage with them. It's a state of limbo, it's not terrible but not great either, a comfortable dissatisfaction."}
+{"text":"This is very interesting, thank you for sharing your experience anon truth is biggest motivation boost was people commenting and noticing your work personally which made me hyped up I got the same feeling when people commented on my artwork, it feels great to be noticed how to use trim sheets and UV buildings correctly env art architecture This subject is of particular interest to me. If you have a particular tutorial you followed to git gud at doing buildings or tips in general I'd love to hear it dude, I'm always looking to get better at that stuff myself"}
+{"text":"no tutorials, i figured everything out on my own with experimentation its extremely easy"}
+{"text":"Around 10 years ago I fucked up and instead of finding a job in the shit I was studying at univ I chose to work as a freelancer. And I've been struggling ever since."}
+{"text":"I like your rat,"}
+{"text":"i don't 3D model i just subscribe to the patreon of furry artists and i steal all of their 3D models of renamon, krystal, etc and i store them in a zip folder on my hard drive that i keep telling myself i'll use \"some day, when i'm good enough\" but that day never comes. now i just commission animators through telegram to make me APNGs of the characters having seggs because animators are waaaay cheaper than 3D modelers (i got one model done for $500 from russia and that's cheap af). i mostly just got into 3D because i convinced myself i could never draw well. but now rather than drawing, i am stuck in a phantom zone hellscape of vague issues caused by hidden settings. my model was fucking up because i didn't need my cloth physics modifier enabled and i needed professional help to know that. i sold my toyota corolla for a $1300 rig because i thought i'd be making bank working from home. kek"}
+{"text":"I got a student discount that gives me 1 year of zbrush for 75 USD. Should I buy it?"}
+{"text":"just pirate it and have a free lifetime license you dyslexic autistic underdeveloped paypig retard"}
+{"text":"Only if you need a legal copy for your courses."}
+{"text":"No one buys art software until they're making commercial money with said software."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"SOVL my only regret is not being able to hear their subtle peeps, that shit's adorable"}
+{"text":"suit yourself, i made threads about this years ago as well. But if ya'll don't want em, i have no issue with leaving, toodles"}
+{"text":"'gu on the 'log"}
+{"text":"No one in the vocaloid community remembers your ad, the MTG campaign for that set was worthless and not a single card became Meta in the long run. You’ll only be remembered in the fandom wikis not Japan’s version of the vocaloid wiki."}
+{"text":"Awesome work! I love it, OP. Keep up the good work."}
+{"text":"Mostly worthless \"tutorial\" that's 90% talk and 10% actually useful technical advice"}
+{"text":"I think blender was created to keep the bewannabes from real 3d artist and professional. Real artist use any tool at is disposal."}
+{"text":"Is there any way for me to copy my preferences over?"}
+{"text":"It'll prompt you to import from previous versions on first run and if you wanna get the option again you just delete your settings folder for that version"}
+{"text":"Degree does not make a professional, but actual expertise in the field. Uni degree at most opens up way to become a novice that has to earn to be called a professional. Most fields dont requere a degree, but time and skill at the job to be labeled a professional."}
+{"text":"Will you be also scared of my massive white big penis throbbing and standing high over your face? It detected a girl"}
+{"text":"Why is sunk cost such a common mindset on this board?"}
+{"text":"I'll be honest. This is 100% the skill I wanted to reach when I was younger. really really happy with this. It seems my AAA anime workflow has come to a sucess final. :D really happy with it."}
+{"text":"where is the game"}
+{"text":"why is there a bald spot before that hair(?) curtain hanging in front of her forehead? is it not connected? you don't have the polygon budget to give her ears any volume, but you can give her hair tentacles? weird priorities"}
+{"text":"stop posting this low effort shit, you have 5 threads already"}
+{"text":"I don't know if I would fuck this just based off the hair tearing like that"}
+{"text":"FUCK OFF CHRIS!"}
+{"text":"the weld modifier of this piece of shit software doesn't even work at all leaving two vertices on top of eachother everywhere monkey software where else can I clean up fusion360 meshes? preferably in a non freetard software that works"}
+{"text":"Press A Press M Merge by distance Are you retarded?"}
+{"text":"This Remember to increase the merge distance in very small increments and monitor the amount of vertices removed in order to not fuck up something bad!"}
+{"text":"These are our peers now man. Why do you think nanite exists for dogshit engine 5"}
+{"text":"dogshit engine 5 Written by a dogshit user who can't optimize anything himself ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"}
+{"text":"dogshit engine 5"}
+{"text":"hello frends, i've just started using blender, am i doing good?"}
+{"text":"you AI generated a video of someone using blender? why"}
+{"text":"So I can post about Maya"}
+{"text":"Can we kill all AIniggers for once and for all?"}
+{"text":"how the fuck does a studio of 30 people total (including programmers, managers) create such a massive game with unique environments and character models? I struggle to create any environment in less than a month that is going to be rendered in a still frame. what kind of magic do these people do?"}
+{"text":"No, they really just brought stuff from UE store: youtube.com/watch?v=mEYKF1fCL24 [Embed] They never used Blender."}
+{"text":"Denial is the first step to acceptance, you'll understand the power of blender like you should, eventually"}
+{"text":"You should tell the lead artist cause he lists blender as used in making the character models on artstation"}
+{"text":"I struggle to create any environment in less than a month that is going to be rendered in a still frame Weak faggot. Takes like an hour tops for me. Granted, my style's on the simpler side, but as long as it looks good I don't care."}
+{"text":"What's that supposed to be? a red goatse?"}
+{"text":"yeah that makes sense, thanks bros"}
+{"text":"Just sculpt it bro, or yoink hands from another model"}
+{"text":"How do you guys manipulate a model extracted from a game? I see people doing animations, exposing jiggling bones and the like but when I open one I can't make heads or tails, the rig bones are all in different sizes, some don't seem to move anything etc. I wonder if there is a program that just put this all in a set shape or size, cause I keep having trouble and in the end I give up and open it on Mixamo to put a new rig on it. but that distorts clothes and armor you know"}
+{"text":"Posting belly because i can and im delaying rigging this to move"}
+{"text":"raita approve"}
+{"text":"How can I create this model as fast as possible as a beginner? Which software would be ideal? I have Blender, would it be enough? Are there any free textures on a resource site?"}
+{"text":"Fastest possible way is to take an expensive course where you hand a hands-on mentor. Except I'm pretty sure the next thing you'd say is you don't want to pay anything, in which case you just don't have access to the fastest method"}
+{"text":"I dont have enough money"}
+{"text":"Then that answers your original question about which software to use, too"}
+{"text":"just copy it with image planes like this and project the texture onto the model from production artwork. It'd look perfect."}
+{"text":"kek worked. thx"}
+{"text":"check renderhub"}
+{"text":"On Render_State, look for: Angel's Wing Q321 GCC ND3D the-hawk"}
+{"text":"yikes"}
+{"text":"new bread when?"}
+{"text":"Nu thread"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a clue on how HAL/Sakurai renders his characters? Smash Bros/Kirby characters have a really nice style and lightning, blending realistic materials for clothing/tools with cartoony body textures."}
+{"text":"You make all the materials have a 50% luminocity"}
+{"text":"ask stupid question don't even post your attempted work"}
+{"text":"HAL/Sakurai Do you mean Bandai Namco Studio S? HAL hasn't directly work with Sakurai since the Gamecube. and no, Air Riders doesn't count either, it was another Sakurai/Bamco joint game but HAL and Nintendo commissioned it instead of directly working on it."}
+{"text":"Gonna try that. I don't know why would you consider it a stupid question, considering Sakurai manages to make many 3D models of other Nintendo IPs look beautiful while mantaining his signature style. I'm trying to have a good mix between realistic materials and stylized proportions, which is why I use his works as a point of reference. Anyways, here you go. Oh yeah, forgot that Bamco took over from HAL, but you know what I mean. Sakurai has a very distinct style when making characters. Thanks for the video, though! It's very good. Sadly this seems to only delve into making renders and not making a game ready asset (I haven't done retopo for this, I just want to nail the look first). Still, some things were really helpful. Specially the hair particle settings. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"The program that solved the modeling problem for good and got assassinated by Autodesk as a result. 1. Same interface for decades, already has 99% of tools you need, with an intuitive UI that any non-tech person can easily master. 2. Autodesk bought it, added extremely well Maya keybinds and yet nobody bothered to check the box. 3. When everything else failed, they just pulled the plug."}
+{"text":"It somehow detects the time."}
+{"text":"and then export it to Maya for render phase. somebody on github is maintaining a not-totally-outdated Arnold render plugin, for whatever that's worth"}
+{"text":"this is really just an organization problem somebody needs to figure out how to properly organize the community in a way to build a groundswell of support to just buy the source from Autodesk it's a public company so I bet you could lowball them pretty good, they're greedy fucks and just want money yesterday, vs. in the future"}
+{"text":"why do you have to be so mean"}
+{"text":"any patrician artists who are still using softimage?"}
+{"text":"Alright started my very first lowpoly character trying to use techniques here How fucked is it?"}
+{"text":"Id make games with you dude I cant do this shit but I can do shaders and PPs"}
+{"text":"using a hot sexy chick for the cover of a 3d modeling book kickass"}
+{"text":"badum ts"}
+{"text":"I have that book, (the first edition) you learn to 3d model a sexy chick, I miss those days"}
+{"text":"super based, I have a legit copy of 3ds max 8 i still use sometimes, although 2023 is okay can't fucking stand troonder such a unintuitive pos same, also such soul in the book's aesthetic"}
+{"text":"Uhh, Maya bros...? Why is THE Lucas Pope recommending to pick Blender over Maya?"}
+{"text":"As the comment you didn't include in your screenshot says, his Maya nitpicks are well documented in the Obra Dinn devlog, so you could just read that"}
+{"text":"He knows to trick newbs into spinning their wheels on blender so they never become competition"}
+{"text":"Don't think that's a concern in the age of AI"}
+{"text":"Because Maya ain't for pussies who will quit after using it once, and Blender's UI is more friendly. Then you got Zbrush as the UI's final boss, that shit even customized gives me fucking nightmares."}
+{"text":"the thing is, why would you use something that could be EOL'ed tomorrow? Autodesk is a public company and all they give a fuck about is raw profit if the shareholders say 'jump' they will do whatever, including destroying or selling off a program which isn't making money hand over fist"}
+{"text":"How do you come up with a really awesome 3d artstyle like this?"}
+{"text":"So some rando manages a full character and animation faster than most of /3/. Of course I recognize that cursor, it's the power of Blender"}
+{"text":"/3/ is full of shitskins from the third world decaying their brain with blender who can't even model a turd"}
+{"text":"metric to trigger the us racist"}
+{"text":"You're Indian, modelling that probably made you hungry."}
+{"text":"No. Idealy I want them to make use of modern rendering advancements. That beign said I want total accessibility. So I'm also not saying \"no\" that kind of style. I'm also using the built in render pipeline for unity which is not very advanced and doesnt have much options beyond secularity and normal maps. The camera is always going to be pretty far away from the characters and items. The things need to look good while occupying like 1/5 of the screen space. But also the original gauntlet took it too far and the awesome character designs on the box art were not faithfully represented in game. I want a happy medium between the two. If only though, the mob monsters need to be optimized because there could be hundreds of them on screen at once. Players, items, bosses will have more freedom."}
+{"text":"how do you feel about the mask of achilles?"}
+{"text":"That sounds 100x more appropriate seeing as achillese was supposed to be invincible."}
+{"text":"IDk why I didnt bundle the foot into the body. I dont really want them to explode separately. Here's the abomination. He's enveloped, but I havent painted weights yet"}
+{"text":"Gauntlet had 2 types of bosses. One type roamed around on the same playing field as you. They had a lot of abilities for chasing down players or creating distance. The other type sat in a central location and had an assortment of attacks they did based on where the players were. The other unique thing about the gauntlet bosses was their weakness item. You would sometimes get a special cutscene at the start of a level, and it would show you something like a genie's lamp or a glowing bible. You could find those items in that level and if you brought the right item to the right boss it would disable attacks, or deal a bunch of early damage, etc. The abomination is the roaming type. He has 2 melee attacks programmed but he refused to do the second one. the big hand smash has a particle effect, and his attacks actually deal damage."}
+{"text":"Alright so I like to \"source\" various archviz, smart material, vehicles and flora assets from these websites like an actual person. But 1/4th of the time its these fking gooner ass static mesh stuff. Who tf are downloading/viewing these, for what purpose, also ain't no way most 3D print users have a colored printer to justify printing these unless y'all are also model painters? If you want an actual usable character model from these types, just go on Deviantart for MMD rigs or various VRchat/SFM asset places."}
+{"text":"Well that's one way to call a self-promo schmuck."}
+{"text":"People who are planning to do something with them but never do. Not even goon"}
+{"text":"most dazlets pirate daz stuff archviz people, esp in third world, will often have massive archives of pirated models 3d print stuff it's mostly people who want models for table top games i thing, but i guess there are people out there print larger shit. tb h most people with 3d printers don't actually have any real use case for them so i can see them pirating random models"}
+{"text":"Can see, but damn download other models to look in Blender and never open/utilize again."}
+{"text":"What kinda brainworm do you have? You don't understand why people do a thing, but you also understand how to do it better with shit that is obviously unsuitable for the use case? Did you even consider that a print model can't have concave eyes? Fuck man. Go to therapy"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where you can rip this dudes models? $100 is a bit too much, and i know theres a repository somewhere"}
+{"text":"Just use a download manager man All that shit is barely worthy of the dumb questions thread"}
+{"text":"disgusting bolshevik coomers but better than being out there killing people I guess"}
+{"text":"download manager man kinda wanted to do it myself rather than hiring some indian through fiber"}
+{"text":"bootlicker"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm sure that was worth bumping this garbage thread"}
+{"text":"bump It's life"}
+{"text":"I'm looking forward to attending next year"}
+{"text":"It's gunt you buffoon"}
+{"text":"Glad they're starting to add Gunt DLC to a lot of games now"}
+{"text":"page 10 bump. gunt will never die."}
+{"text":"so i design stuff with Blender for 3d-printing. Lately a friend asked me to design some mechanical parts for printing and I realized Blender isn't suitable for this, because when you apply a subdivision modifier, all the dimensions change because the geometry gets deformed. I was going to learn freecad but i watched some people doing stuff with it on youtube and every time i watch a video i say to myself \"i could model this in Blender in like half the time.\" is this the nature of CAD modeling, or is this specific to freecad?"}
+{"text":"I believe Fusion360 has a free license; I don't know how limited it is"}
+{"text":"Solid Edge community edition. License lasts a few years. Bit of a learning curve and might be picky about graphics hardware, but powerful."}
+{"text":"I recommend OpenSCAD for anything parametric."}
+{"text":"As much as it is a technical non-arty task, id still like to know more about and sicuss best prwctices when it comes to making more fanciful models meant to be 3d printed. Zbrush looks like it has a bunch of built in tools for it but ive never messed with them."}
+{"text":"Zbrush tools for 3D printing? Nah man, it just sculpts"}
+{"text":"How would you make this in 3D?"}
+{"text":"He could be someone who cuts his pasta"}
+{"text":"theyve got some kind of equations running"}
+{"text":"what's your day job?"}
+{"text":"bunch of tubes, physics, particle effects"}
+{"text":"that's a neat egg tart but op asked for spaghetti"}
+{"text":"Good Afternoon Gents, I am looking for some Telegram repositories for models like this: Rocketdyne J-2 Rocket Engine 3D print model I want my kid's science project to shit on everyone else's where they set up some engineering style 3D prints and sub assemblies. Old rocket engines, models, etc. All I can find through my contacts is either Warhammer shit or gooner bait. Any help is appreciated! Thank you"}
+{"text":"I want my kid's science project to shit on everyone else's You and him would've learned how to build it in CAD and prepared it for months ahead instead of boomer dad asking /3/ chink gooners with erectile dysfunction who barely can model a bolt. Your kid should be ashamed that his dad browses 4chinz though"}
+{"text":"Yeah dude, I'll just enroll in some classes to learn CAD instead of printing an STL. Must suck to be this mad online over a request for some engineering files for extra curricular school projects."}
+{"text":"You can learn it at home, boomer. Your wife is going on a date with me tonight btw"}
+{"text":"Yorda is the single most beautiful 3D model ever put inside a video game. How on earth do you do this style..."}
+{"text":"le sovl..... the model looks like shit"}
+{"text":"It's ok to be gay anon, but don't try to push your own preferences onto other people. You wouldn't want people to force you to be straight, would you?"}
+{"text":"What about the model appeals to you?"}
+{"text":"CHUDDY! CHUDDY CHUUUUUUD!"}
+{"text":"We (programmer and 2D artist) are working on a small 3D idle game. Was wondering if any 3D artists here with some experience in low poly, cute characters are interested. Would be nice if we could launch a project consisting of only 4chan devs, but if we can't find someone we will end up looking elsewhere like artstation We will be paying commission, but please keep in mind we have a small budget"}
+{"text":"Discord got hacked, told everyone it’s not safe. Yet you still defend OP and Discord because of your stupid opinion. Get a life anon."}
+{"text":"feel free to send me a message Discord says I can't message you unless we're friends or something"}
+{"text":"Back when I was young people made things for fun, and if money came out of it that was just a nice bonus. Yeah back when you could buy a house and feed yourself on a single salary that sounds nice but we live in a world where a cardboard box is $600 a week grandpa."}
+{"text":"It was more that the online content community was mostly minors who didnt need money to survive and didnt work."}
+{"text":"Nice skeletal ref for your character model."}
+{"text":"The single most used Maya add-on and not a single person has decided that it would be worth the time to crack it. Maybe they have? If they have, someone send it my way I'm not paying for it."}
+{"text":"If you amateurs can’t build IK/FK without some paid tool then you don’t deserve to post here until you have done so."}
+{"text":"We're animators not rigger nigger, and beside blender have ik/fk snapping by default and it's just a click of a button, that's why fk/ik snapping is non issue in blender, then there's Maya....... The reason why this thread exist"}
+{"text":"Blender doesn’t have ik/fk by default, you must be talking about their version of auto rig. Which obviously isn’t built for custom rigs like 3 leg dog, 1 leg human or horse standing upright. You’re not a rigger anon if you’re relying solely on automated rig operators."}
+{"text":"Finally someone who contributes something in this shitty thread, I like the delete & add in-between feature which makes retiming very easy, I think animbot doesn't have this feature"}
+{"text":"fuck off"}
+{"text":"if you can't find the thread for questions you're too retarded to understand the answer"}
+{"text":"I don't want to post in your shitty thread. I will make my own and you will reply to it."}
+{"text":"Show us that cool new project you got in the works anon-kun! Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"I wish I had a dagger like this. I want to dress in ceremonial garb and larp as Lawrence of Arabia."}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD, NEW THREAD, IMAGE LIMIT REACHED."}
+{"text":"Sweet"}
+{"text":"Learning new modelling modifiers in blender doing the Caudron C. 561. This aircraft has an infuriating lack of reference images which is causing me to slowly hate going anywhere more detailed with it"}
+{"text":"What modifiers or techniques?"}
+{"text":"So, i been studying, but it seems like this market is screwed for self taugth people, before ou could be self taugth but now with AI i think it migth a waste of time, what do u think? I am working on some furniture low poly stuff, should i quit or do it?"}
+{"text":"Since you are a wizard of 3D modelling, tell us how bleak the situation is and how many years will it be before it’s fully over."}
+{"text":"AAA More like triple gay"}
+{"text":"yea your post and birth in one, now hit a train, jeet captcha K3K"}
+{"text":"And you don't know how to count"}
+{"text":"this is zombo.com and you are welcome"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to decrease the opacity for edit wires in grease pencil? Or display only the selected layer's edit wire?"}
+{"text":"I'm not a greaser but I think you want Edit Lines turned off"}
+{"text":"Are there any online galleries dedicated to 3D cg stuff? Like a Danbooru but exclusive 3D"}
+{"text":"sketchfab?"}
+{"text":"in UE5, how would you animate the female genitalia distortion when a male genitalia enters? in 3d animations you can see the distortion or stretching of the female genitalia. what is the way to do this in UE5? is Chaos Flesh overkill? would you have 2 keyframes for the distortion and then manually adjust the frames which look bad? the issue is the Female stretching around the Male. i have looked around but cannot find a clear workflow. is it just done manually frame by frame?"}
+{"text":"CAD thread? CAD thread."}
+{"text":"multiple pictures would fall under photogrammetry, one photo extrapolated into a 3d model would be an AI task, and turning that into something suited for cad would be very much an AI task. i've seen ai > 3d model stuff, but to cad i have not. i haven't looked mind you. suffice to say you're asking a lot"}
+{"text":"Try meshy.ai"}
+{"text":"\"3d model\" usually means a mesh, which is a separate concept to a cad/procedural model, though having a mesh model can make it easier to make a cad model from"}
+{"text":"Can’t you just can import the models into autoCAD and use SURFSCULPT or something? May need to convert to a format that it likes. IDK I only looked into it superficially."}
+{"text":"Well I tried it and meshy made the pen with 10s of thousands of polygons, I exported as obj, imported to onshape, exported as a rhino, imported to autoCAD and my laptop I use for 2D work only couldn’t handle it. Honestly for something so simple it could be drafted in 10-30 mins."}
+{"text":"I'm still cracking my head if I should get the studio version of Plasticity which has xnurbs and square, or stick to fusion360 free edition. Is Plasticity better than Fusion for game 3d assets?"}
+{"text":"ah no, i was look at the non-portable original cgpeers release. the portable one looks like it's already sandboxed so should be all good. i think guid used to be tied to hardware but no longer is. just random number generated on install."}
+{"text":"is plasticity worth it to learn? are there professional plasticity modelling jobs? or are tutorials makes the only once making money with this?"}
+{"text":"CAD tourist here, i hate to put on the tinfoil hat but I've seen rumors saying big companies like dassault have a deal with crack scene (solidsquad etc) to inject monitoring into their cracks so their legal team can pursue you if your pirated stuff produces revenue. how much of that is true?"}
+{"text":"plasticity is for game assets retard learn autocad for real engineering jobs"}
+{"text":"deal with crack scene very unlikely. most software phones home so there's no need for any sort of deal to be made. crackers don't bother patching every outbound connection programs make - the assumption is that you should be doing that yourself as a user. in vfx the only company that aggressively pursues piracy is the foundry, and they're mostly looking for connections coming from studio customers. can't speak for the CAD/CAM world."}
+{"text":"Right girl obviously has more polys, but that's not the point here. Which one is best ANIMATED? And why?"}
+{"text":"though in context each game's animation styles suits their purpose perfectly well. i think if 2b had more natural human animations it would look weird considering how fast she moves and changes states"}
+{"text":"Well, her butt does look kind of flabby I guess?"}
+{"text":"left style is a common midwit trap, more movement =/= more gooder"}
+{"text":"Casually drops the term 'midwit' in heated discussion about legacy asscheek kinematics"}
+{"text":"I can see her butt jiggle"}
+{"text":"An amount of disgust and HATE that i never felt before. The amount of sadistic fantasies that i have developped. I never EVER felt this raw revulsion towards something that i have made. This is my first character model in blender and i have no words to describe how much i want to hurt it. I want to create and AI for this body, give it emotions just to know that it suffers. I want to torment it, i want to trap it in a house of psychological horror. Just imagining the AI's response to pain, it simulating human emotions of despair and sadness brings me great satisfaction. I want to punish what my hands have made, i previously made bad art but this is different. I created something that i want to exist just for the purpose of it suffering eternally. I want every artifical fiber of this rot to fry and be reseted to suffer again and again with no comfort and no body to relate to. I want it to know that it's suffering, i want the artifical system to scream in agony with each tearing stimulation on it's vertices. Anyways, i'll probably adjust some proportions and watch tutorials uwu"}
+{"text":"I am right there with you. I want to call it shöëmann. That way I know that despite it's horrific nature it has a sole. I want to tell you, as it's creator, to kill yourself, but honestly it would be more punishing to encourage you to let you live. Honestly. I don't know what you were thinking. If you were thinking at all. It made my cat start to vomit. My cat. It vomited a greasy hairball and fluids from it's last catch, and even that was less disgusting. Jesus fucking Christ man. What were you doing?"}
+{"text":"hating your creation is the essence of art you're on the path, anon"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"so basically you're like the god of the jews"}
+{"text":"An amount of disgust and HATE that i never felt before. The amount of sadistic fantasies that i have developped. I never EVER felt this raw revulsion towards something that i have made. me whenever i make something"}
+{"text":"So, here its the thing, im working on my pixel art 3d game on godot, so far so good. At first i start using some mixamo animations, now fuck it, i want the whole library, so i download .exe from github, running some python code to, but at the end, they fail of downloading the whole thing. The most amount i could get its 1000 animations, and in a very disorder way. Questions; ¿Where i could get or how i could get the whole mixamo library? ¿Is any link o missing torrent with librarys like mixamo or mixamo? Any information about animation archives would be also welcome. Also could seed the torrent for the librarys, if any"}
+{"text":"pixel art godot trans sisters... our game"}
+{"text":"Kind of bummed that there don't really seem to be any serious threads about animation on this board. Of course, most games nowadays just use motion capture for everything, but I'm still of the opinion that animations made by hand such as all the animations in Fumito Ueda's games have a special something about them that mocap cannot reach. And these aren't super stylized or cartoony animations either. They're grounded and realistic but have a lightness to them. I was trying to find resources on how to learn to animate like that, but it seems like a lost art. There are blender courses for animation out there such as the \"Alive!\" by P2D Design academy, but they all focus on they all focus on this over the top bouncy Disney style. Pretty much all across western animation courses."}
+{"text":"but you don't see people geek over a 3D animation in the same way thousands of people geek over 2D 3D animation still makes more money"}
+{"text":"If you think that's impressive then you shouldn't learn animation yet, you need to learn the basic Blender interface"}
+{"text":"h-how do I animate by hand guise??? is there a perfect rig I can make that will animate itself, render itself, do my taxes, end world hunger- PUT THE POLYGON IN THE PLACE YOU WANT IT TO BE NIGGA ITS NOT THAT HARD"}
+{"text":"And you're wrong. Most people blame specifically the British, French, or Germans/Austrians for specific historical injury. American blacks blame \"whites\" because white Americans defined an artificial separation of the \"races\", largely for business reasons (the business being slavery), essentially casting all of the sons of Europe as perpetrators of attacks taken out by specific subsets of them. This has been you're \"Do Not Be A Dumbfuck\" Message of the Day. Back to 3D animation discussion, please."}
+{"text":"Painting with stencils allows you to use textures generated by an algorithm to quickly photobash your models. Here, a tutorial will be shown on how to do this from the basics."}
+{"text":"Oops, nevermind. Just discovered your channel. :D"}
+{"text":"D, when I take notes, I do it this way I document everything in the form of screenshots and text. I've been doing it for a long time. And now with ChatGPT, I can write the instructions in Spanish, since that's my main language, and instantly translate them to English, even improved with better organization. Basado hermano con OCD"}
+{"text":"N"}
+{"text":"What compels someone to make tutorials when they're still at the beginner stage?"}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"What's the best app for making figurines like these?"}
+{"text":"leave him, he is one of them Blender cultist"}
+{"text":"SculptGl is written by the same guy who went on to create Nomad, which is better and pretty cheap, desktop versions finally available too"}
+{"text":"Just make it in Zbrush, the industry standard with the most advanced toolset and features instead of coping and doing mental gymnastics with your freetard software made by hobbyist neckbeards muh cost If you're too illiterate to sail the seas in 10 minutes then you're a tranny or pacifist snoy westerner and shouldn't do 3D simple as."}
+{"text":"Only ears in OP look sculpted to me, everything else could be polymodelled."}
+{"text":"This artist uses zbrush for most of his work. Works from low subdivisions to high. He's also a 2D artist and knows appeal, the polypaint is a big factor. Final renders are done in Blender. When there's a lot of hard surface he uses Maya. Anons are right, it can be done in any 3d software. There's no shortcuts, just skill."}
+{"text":"I remember reading somewhere that old-school video games used to treat illumination through a lens of studio lighting. Instead of simulating rays, they use a combination of point/directional/spot/ambient light to convey the emotion of a scene. Is there any blog or video that talks about this phenomenon in depth blending both technical and artistic knowledge, comparing different shading models from different era. Also, PBR materials today is treated as some sort of divinely \"correct\" way to do stuff. When you talk about disadvantages, everyone gives a handwavy remark of \"slightly\" less performance. But how much? There are no exact metrics obtained by comparing two scenes that were designed with both traditional and PBR models in mind without bias."}
+{"text":"actual artists all 3d game assets are outsourced to india now"}
+{"text":"Average indian 12 year old working on AAA titles in a sweatshop for 3 rupees MOGS the fuck out of anyone on this board"}
+{"text":"he deserves it too, considering"}
+{"text":"is this shit? pbr with crunchy textures"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to make things like this in Blender or is there another program? I want to create psychedelic liquid simulations like this"}
+{"text":"Did I break you? This is the internet, it doesn't matter that you lost, just let it go."}
+{"text":"Blender can’t be used for science purposes Blender can’t do special effects without using plugins or alternative methods Blender was not OP choice nor was Maya Special effects are often made using real world techniques Who lost? Biggest crybaby of /3/ and loser. You are given enough information from the scientific community that disagrees with your opinion. All this time you spent was wasting on us by complaining or insulting, not once did you try to create something in Blender. I don’t think you even care about Blender after that one political statement that makes you sound stupid. We don’t care about your nazi opinions either."}
+{"text":"touchdesigner?"}
+{"text":"Yes and no, you would want to look into a fluid or smoke sim for that (maybe using embergen or liquigen as Blender smoke and fluid sim sucks)"}
+{"text":"I read backwards dam it, I was responding to the first post ofthe thread"}
+{"text":"Hello, are exported contents (FBX, Texture files) from pirated softwares traceable back to you or your company? I heard metadata could contain your info but it seems people generally don't care enough to check your assets. i'm looking to use autodesk programs and Substance painter. if so, are there ways to launder them out? ie. import into blender and export back out."}
+{"text":"Then use free software for the 3d part and get the steam license of substance which is like 200, which you can easily get by drawing someone's favorite webcomic character getting fucked"}
+{"text":"get the steam license of substance which is like 200 And I get to keep it forever, no?"}
+{"text":"companies that are too cheap to pay for maya are also probably too cheap to pay you a fair wage. something to think about."}
+{"text":"Of course not, chud. Stop being greedy."}
+{"text":"You do if you take the one that's not a subscription, but you could just have gone to the steam page to find that out"}
+{"text":"why are they so powerful in graphic design?"}
+{"text":"muh wabi-sabi!!!"}
+{"text":"why does japan make americans seethe so much?"}
+{"text":"Minimalism."}
+{"text":"i'm not american and i love japan lol"}
+{"text":"generations of art culture. america just aint got that"}
+{"text":"Last thread:"}
+{"text":"Mandatory"}
+{"text":"This one's awful"}
+{"text":"I have some favorites"}
+{"text":"Your thoughts on this"}
+{"text":"It reminds me of these gel 3D sticker things that stained my desk. Also reminds me of old Apple mac candy-phase."}
+{"text":"People are REALLY trying to bring back translucent/see through shit again and it's kinda working"}
+{"text":"Better than the current flat shit"}
+{"text":"how did they balance the shield one - that's mighty impressive"}
+{"text":"its pretty cool, looks great as icons on high res displays that are so common in offices now (seriously 1080p is the new 720p it seems). i think artistically its awesome, but aesthetically, it does remind me of ai gen art. its tacky in the same way that a tesla with rgb lights all over it is tacky. but i have to admit the artistry for these is pretty nice. this is better than flat design because at least it commits to something, even if what its committing to is looking like an annoying \"web 3.0\" icon set."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"MS Paint/10"}
+{"text":"This seagull or whatever this bird is looks like a flacid penis kek Colors are OK, drawing is shit."}
+{"text":"This. Could have been good if they had access to non-brown artists."}
+{"text":"Still remember?"}
+{"text":"Mystical Wonder of George Mericake"}
+{"text":"So is Steve Bannon's Yatch is called the The Detroit logistic"}
+{"text":"It’s time to redo my portfolio and I’m looking for some inspiration. I’m a usability/product designer, but I’ll take any ideas. What are your favorite portfolios? Or share yours if you dare."}
+{"text":"keep it simple and dont waste the visitors' time. these recruiters have to look at hundreds of portfolios. wasting just a second on an animation or long load time can be enough for them to move on to the next one. your website should be the place to show off your work, not be the work. small introduction on the top, then two colums with large thumbnails that entice and lead to its page. each project page shouldnt need more than a small description. picture = 1000x words good luck :)"}
+{"text":"Is a portfolio website really necessary if I'm not gonna use it for applying for a job vacancy? Like, I was planning to apply for some gigs on platforms until I got money enough to start a business myself, which is what I'm aiming for. Platforms usually want me to upload my image files to their own system, so a portfolio website doesn't make itself necessary for doing that. In which cases it's profitable to run a website just for the portfolio itself ratter than using it when applying for jobs in existing businesses?"}
+{"text":"what is this design style called?"}
+{"text":"Could you show your CSS and HTML? that way it would be easier to correct and show what's going wrong. Not sure what you mean by the glow being cut off."}
+{"text":"It's alright I'm not exactly and expert at this. I returned to coding after a many years break and it has changed. I'll post my code when I get home but I just mean I want the container to have a border color, and a glowing border as well. I have this set on a rectangle but when adding clip path it cut the edges, so then I'm thinking how convoluted the code needs to be to show the border and glowing effects along the same shape. The property in css doesn't say glow it sets a border with a blur effect so it appears to be luminescent."}
+{"text":"david rudnick  yep"}
+{"text":"Just acid design. I can't stand anyone calling it 'brutalism' anymore. I spent the 2023 studying references on this exact style, thinking I was late on it because it was already been named. Never would guess it would be posted on /gd/ years later and redditfags would be spamming it in r/GraphicDesign. Shit, I might start publishing my ref studies from now on."}
+{"text":"What is the next big aesthetic wave after Flat Design going to be? How much longer will Flat Design last?"}
+{"text":"unironic design classic"}
+{"text":"It'll look something like this except with a red vibe instead of a blue one like this one"}
+{"text":"26 is the year of red and blue. Mostly red cuz red is first. 2 = red 6 = white, blue, black. grey"}
+{"text":"Not a single one of your retards actually got it right"}
+{"text":"they are not *my* retards. they are *our* retards."}
+{"text":"Post and discuss /gd/ you created related to Christianity."}
+{"text":"Made this. Just putting it here."}
+{"text":"gfx is my passion thread"}
+{"text":"I like it. The transparency and fading give it vision like quality. It might have been even better if <she was watching directly to the center, <there was more color e.g. green, red, <spiral was superimposed on her, issuing from her face."}
+{"text":"this thread is so fucking gay"}
+{"text":"I previously used to work for Heinz and used this as profile pick for a couple of years. I now work for P&G and would like a new wojak of the any of the following bottles to now use as my profile pic. - Old Spice - Head & Shoulders - Native - Dawn Dishsoap - Crest Scope - Tide"}
+{"text":"cobson"}
+{"text":"do it yourself, selfish little fuck"}
+{"text":"The bbc lost btw"}
+{"text":"1716933550628x.png"}
+{"text":"Wassup wagecucks, have you lost your jobs due to AI huh?"}
+{"text":"not really. graphic design is an art like many other things, if you're passionate and have an employer understanding passion then you're safe employers not valuing or understanding passion and only focusing on the end product is not a new thing. ai generates end products without any thought or passion, it's no different from just hiring jeets to do it"}
+{"text":"not yet, I'm extremely lucky so far. I use AI all the time on my job too."}
+{"text":"If the margins for AI become that much higher passion won't mean squat. I don't think you guys are all gonna be fucked but this is a dead end industry, especially compared to the 90s and 2000s"}
+{"text":"Any tips for adding logos to a map like this? I found it easy to add the blue background, but with the big text logos across multiple panels, I would have to divide them up and don't really know where the pieces will match. I'm using Paint.net, any help appreciated."}
+{"text":"See how the 2 doors and bottom under the doors don't line up because I've just put the logo on top and not split it up"}
+{"text":"damn the design is out already?"}
+{"text":"the fuck is paintnet? most 3d modelling shits will let you move your image in the properties bar. also, you got this far you can learn to crop and cut graphics. also, shit design for a car."}
+{"text":"Can you post the map without the logo and the logo separately? I want to try something. Paint.net is great if you don't want to install heavier programs like Photoshop. I think it has enough features for most people. It might be too limited for OPs case though"}
+{"text":"We share esoteric-style images and assets. ITT: Cults, esoteric medicine, utopias, visionary, military and defense, conspiracies, and everything on the reality-questioning spectrum"}
+{"text":"/x/ in case you're not joking"}
+{"text":"Okay Phoebe"}
+{"text":"love this is so dumb and its not even well made. the center of the petals is where the lines go, and its just a division into 8th, ie, two perpendiculars."}
+{"text":"here's the back."}
+{"text":"QR code doesn’t work"}
+{"text":"what happened in Canada that made everyone there retarded? Are they still putting lead in the water supply?"}
+{"text":"why do christians always design the most mentally ill schizophrenic shit. take your meds."}
+{"text":"abortion isnt murder tho. murder by definition is the intent to kill with malice. for a significant portion of a fetus's being, it is just a blob of cells, hard to call that a conscious individual. if you want to fight for children, fight for healthcare, daycare, maybe UBI. if you think about it, abortion is love of self. also the cover makes no fucking sense."}
+{"text":"frutiger aero liminal space"}
+{"text":"Anyone know how to improve the graphic design on my logo?"}
+{"text":"3d version of the snickers logo Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?"}
+{"text":"i may be a schizo but isn't the snickers text shadowed?"}
+{"text":"Not even nophono says ts. Does the SNCA represent the ingredients like sugar nutmeg caramel or almonds?"}
+{"text":"Improve how? Are your trying to recreate the Snickers logo 1:1?"}
+{"text":"add coco waves"}
+{"text":"Request and share non-free typefaces and identification of typeface samples. Previous thread Older threads archived <dot> moe/gd/search/subject/Font%20Share/ Font identification Before you request, do your due diligence by running your font sample through a font identifier; whatfontis <dot> com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"this is japanese text that says \"ドワーフ\". it's hand drawn but based on a real japanese font. the real font is less angular than this one, the curves should be perfectly round and the horizontal and vertical lines should be perfectly straight. does anyone know what japanese font this could possibly be based on?"}
+{"text":"Anyone got the new Pragmata Pro VF, please?"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas. I'm looking for any digitized version of Othello by ATF. According to fontsinuse there is Bathysphere (not available from the vendor) and Velvet, which I will not be paying money for. Does anyone have one of these?"}
+{"text":"anyone has full BrushtipTexe by JOEBOB graphics? Thnx in advance"}
+{"text":"What font is this?"}
+{"text":"It's ugly. It's the ugliest shit you could possibly make. 99% of homophobia is due to this abomination. If the gay flag were cool, if the colors actually complemented each other, if it had some cool lesbian animal symbolism or something like that people would LOVE the gays. I try to tell this to people but they're in denial"}
+{"text":"FUUUUCK! I WOULDNT FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH YOUR DICK!"}
+{"text":"Confirmation fags are retarded. hurr durr lets have the rainbow as our symbol because its all inclusive. It represents the entire spectrum of being now lets add extra shit to represent nigger and trannies. Just terminally dissatisfied people. Always looking for something new to moan and attention seek about."}
+{"text":"you fucking dumb bastard , the point of the flag is you, everyone all get your own 6 colors to choose. shit bitch wow just awooooow"}
+{"text":"wait, is he wrong though?"}
+{"text":"fuck off let this shit die"}
+{"text":"Not sure if this is the right board to ask but how does logos & symbols get professionally printed with such precision on plastic like in pic? What’s this called and how do I do this?"}
+{"text":"It could be tampography."}
+{"text":"They use a shrink ray cannon its actually built really big then shrunk down onto it."}
+{"text":"Plain gray Laser marking Single color or limited palette Pad printing Multi color, not as crisp Various other printing technologies Large area on plastic part In mold decoration/In mold label"}
+{"text":"I can't seem to find a stupid questions thread so new thread it is. I'm a /co/rtoonist and I'm trying to make a comic page template like pic related but with custom measures. On inkscape I managed to draw a rectangle with the specific measures and managed to center it, so I have the safe area but I have no idea how to do the little lines that mark the thirds and fourths. I assume I should split the faces of the rectangle into individual lines but then what do I use to find the center, thirds etc? Is this even the right approach for such thing? is there a better way to undertake this?"}
+{"text":"Can you just use the pen tool to create lines where you want them."}
+{"text":"Good solution, but you’re right there should be an easier way. Can you set guides in your version of Inkscape? It should let you put in the exact location and set a color and label, a lot less work."}
+{"text":"I'm sure it can but from what I can see it'll require me to do math to find the X and Y where the line should go."}
+{"text":"Try to find genuine examples of branding design for print ads like posters, flyers,etc on the web. Most of them are just bland templates. Where and how can I find genuine examples? Or do I have to just take pictures or take actual print ads?"}
+{"text":"stop looking for templates and use your heart"}
+{"text":"if he knew some basic design education shit, he would literally know what to look up perhaps youre retarded?"}
+{"text":"He's not looking for templates, he's looking for references. Learn to read you fucking mong. Kill yourself since you can't read you fucking ultimate retard"}
+{"text":"-Textbooks -Design awards -Magazines"}
+{"text":"thread made 14 days ago literally no replies still on page 3 Holy shit this is a dead board kek. AI really did a number here."}
+{"text":"it was always dead"}
+{"text":"What were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"Yeah let's just ditch our iconic instantly-recognizable logo for no fucking reason I'll never understand why companies do this"}
+{"text":"It looks good, gives very tech and sci-fi feel to it."}
+{"text":"i like how this logo comparison looks somewhat like their real sd card"}
+{"text":"SANRISK"}
+{"text":"at that point, it's you, not them"}
+{"text":"How do I explain to a church group why they need to change their entire branding? This is not a joke."}
+{"text":"we need to worship god not the british broadcast company"}
+{"text":"BBC Worship can't compete with Sam Hyde's \"Jews Rock!\""}
+{"text":"Where is this church located so I can go there for Christmas Mass?"}
+{"text":"That's hilarious. Do not touch this miracle"}
+{"text":"help i cant find my church group online"}
+{"text":"What's this genre? I want to find out who created this image but it's not even on tineye. I want more of this, where are the graphic artists who make this style?"}
+{"text":"Graphic design is a profession, academic discipline and applied art that involves creating visual communications intended to transmit specific messages to social groups, with specific objectives."}
+{"text":"Technical Surveillance I guess. Parapolitical. A lot of graphic design is making stuff up and everyone agrees with you and lets you do whatever with zero feedback beyond \"wow looks so good yum yum\""}
+{"text":"that is one of the russian styles, which is called \"нижняя пoдcвeткa тёpн oн\" or something like that"}
+{"text":"ka52 optics recording core"}
+{"text":"Does anyone happen to know what font this is? None of the font finders told me. I was hoping the weird zero and \"O\" could identify it."}
+{"text":"Nas coal"}
+{"text":"That was it! Thanks!"}
+{"text":"It looks like Gothic with a special o in it"}
+{"text":"Gothic is a family of fonts, not a specific typeface"}
+{"text":"Pomni was making such a cute face in this part"}
+{"text":"SHOW YOUR LAST CREATIONS IN TINKERCAD WITH A SCREENSHOT!!!"}
+{"text":"with a screenshot procedes taking photo of their screen"}
+{"text":"I dont understand why you cant snap to line and circle centers, does it really want me to have to measure all this shit."}
+{"text":"can't you just use a decent program?"}
+{"text":"was just doodling in paint made some dudes with triangle heads cause it looked funny but the longer i stared at it the more it started to… pulse? like the lines were breathing colours started looking wrong, like they were glowing from the inside i minimised it and swear i still saw the shapes behind my eyelids reopened it and the triangles looked different anyway here’s the “art” idk if i made a meme or opened a portal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cool trianguys anon! :)"}
+{"text":"These triangles are very cool bro"}
+{"text":"listen calm down that ismt possible it isnt happening"}
+{"text":"This is just what a triangle guy would say..!"}
+{"text":"What is a good color"}
+{"text":"Most human skin is bage or brown, you can find it by starting with orange. Also white people are bagels lmao"}
+{"text":"Turns out you have no clue what you are talking about CMYK, RGB, HSV and HSL, YUV, LAB, and many more specialized ones"}
+{"text":"and if you want to get fancy combine with this color"}
+{"text":"#313131"}
+{"text":"bitch jesus shut up !!!"}
+{"text":"Finally gave in and now be calling my transparent PNG graphics as \"cutout\" because the transniggers can't stop making 2016 memes about their stupid ass culture. That fucking trans-parent joke gave me bubonic plague for how shit that joke was."}
+{"text":"if you can't use words without feeling selfconscious about some random bsky shitters i think that's a you problem... though cutout is a better word for what it describes anyway"}
+{"text":"yes, let your inner sexuality shine through!"}
+{"text":"i call them masks if it's something i specifically opened up and used pen tool to apply a layer mask to if i used background removal tool or magic wand i suppose i would call those cutouts"}
+{"text":"Letting trannys dictate what you name your files is pretty pathetic."}
+{"text":"“cutout” is really a better , more accurate term for alternate reasons but i wont tell you them fuck you"}
+{"text":"/3/"}
+{"text":"I want to make cool geometry shapes, where do I start"}
+{"text":"BTW there are some outrageously priced \"Sacred Geometry\" apps out there preying on the trend. Onstotts is actually the best one and the cheapest."}
+{"text":"geometric doodling in qcad community edition"}
+{"text":"Learn adobe illustrator. Esp rotate, transform, pathfinder (lesrn what every button here does) Learn some math especially basic geometry, ratios. Replicate the five youve posted here. Dont do them free hand, do them pixel perfect. Row 2, column 1 will be easiest to start with. Create circle Duplicate it, put second circle straight under Select both of them Rotate 60 degrees and make a copy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thanks for all the recs"}
+{"text":"illustrator is really a shit program for anything that approaches actual 'drafting' which is the level youre aiming for to really get geometry. honestly, may as well go get a compass and a straight edge"}
+{"text":"Can anyone here explain or illustrate what the hell this corporate logo is supposed to be? It's driving me absolutely insane. I only see a retarded pelican."}
+{"text":"I don’t see it"}
+{"text":"its a plane but anon means its flying up and to the left, we're looking from behind. weird, because it isn't intuitive and a bit abstract."}
+{"text":"damn, I actually didn't see this... Just scrolling past I saw an abstract fighter jet like bottom pic"}
+{"text":"if this were true, the proportions are 100% fucking fucked for a corporate logo. How does something like this even get approved?"}
+{"text":"its vaguely 'jet-ish' - its not science bros"}
+{"text":"what do you do if you're good at editing stuff but you don't have any ideas? if someone tells me to do something specific I almost always know how to achieve whatever effect they want but whenever I try to compose an image by myself without anyone requesting anything of me I feel like all of the creativity has been sapped out of me and I can't even compose a simple image"}
+{"text":"leads interesting life but is unable to extract interesting perspective from it aaah, that sucks! if the problem is stupidity, then there might not be much for you to do about it..."}
+{"text":"Why are you being mean? I haven't done anything bad to you. I hope that you don't mock everybody that you talk to like this, for your own sake."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty much the same. What works for me is starting to work on something that I personally like, and don't think about commercial appeal at all. There has to be something that you really enjoy: anime, video games, movies, whatever. Even if it's clichee or weird, just try to make something you personally think it's cool. Once the ball starts rolling with that project, it's easier to work on other projects as well"}
+{"text":"mean? haha maybe a bit blunt. but what if my words still carry truth, eh? don't you agree that *an interesting person* with *above average intelligence* would naturally have somewhat interesting ideas? how does shit work, if not like that? have you ever seen an actually interesting person? it is a delight even just watching them prepare breakfast eggs... defaulting to \"anyone questioning the interestingness of my life and/or sharpness of my brain is mean\" honestly seems like a good starting point for entitlement and overall dullness. you are not special-by-default! and there is no reason for an anon to treat you like you were. also, how could I already be seriously *mean* to you? seems like calling chinese cookie manufacturers \"friendly\" for calling you a lovable person with their anonymous mass production commodity(?) what do you want to hear? coming up with unique shit is hard and requires a unique person... feel free to follow up."}
+{"text":"youre a technician. so either grow to be a creative, or embrace being a technician and dont worry aout it."}
+{"text":"Hello! I’m working on a project about maximalism and I need some help figuring out what to add to this composition. I’m a beginner, so I’d really love to hear your opinions. The aesthetic is Y2K, futuristic, pop, and glam. Thank you in advance for your help! English is my second language, so I might sound a bit strange — sorry about that."}
+{"text":"i dont see any tits"}
+{"text":"not sure if this is the place to ask, but whats the name of the font used in this photo for \"Battle of New Orleans\""}
+{"text":"no clue. maybe get an old sign painter manual and compare common fonts. or throw it into some ai shit"}
+{"text":"best flag"}
+{"text":"Gayest flag"}
+{"text":"Where are we getting the other 150 states?"}
+{"text":"Here's my ACTUALLY redesigned flag. To begin with, the aspect ratio was bad. Adjusted to 2:1. The blue square did not line up with the original aspect ratio. Adjusted to fit neatly into the top left quarter of the picture. The odd number of red lines on the picture made the blue square no longer fit flushly with the lines. Adjusted the number of red lines to 12. The stars were white, but everyone knows stars are yellow. Adjusted to the color yellow. The stars did not take up the entirety of the blue square. Adjusted to make more efficient use of the space. The original blue and red colors had poor contrast. Adjusted saturation for greater readability. This current flag is more immediately identifiable and much more visible and readable in lower light and/or from farther away."}
+{"text":"mother of ragebait"}
+{"text":"newfag here interested in the metalheart aesthetic, interested in creating metalheart artwork proper traditional and true to the era style and more modernized takes. Interested in sharing and receiving any and all resources available to learn how to make and create metalheart artwork myself whether it be guides in the form of image or video, .c4d/.blend/.psd files etc"}
+{"text":"We're so back."}
+{"text":"im so glad the stupid humanist era is finally fucking off i hope it never ever returns"}
+{"text":"Someone explain how either of these are woke or non-woke"}
+{"text":"woke Calibri non-woke Times New Roman Hope that helps."}
+{"text":"I restored my faith in graphic design"}
+{"text":"muh cracker barrel"}
+{"text":"it looks good in general! super distinctive, while oozing 'lasting professionalism' and loudly screaming 'engineering' they are not catering to the consumer market."}
+{"text":"285 days of catalog presence not a single attempt What is even the point of this board"}
+{"text":"I really like it idk bro some of these boards on this website are retarded. Couldn't this whole board be a general on ic?"}
+{"text":"im not saying its good. im saying i was bored and spent 2 minutes on canva."}
+{"text":"Appreciated that someone tried at least. I did a basic flat modernization of the logo they have currently. Very uninspired and unpolished, but I saw the thread and got the itch to do this real quick. I might come back to do a real redesign when I get back to my real workstation. Found it pretty hard to get other ideas than what they are currently using because I don't really understand what the company makes or how they make it."}
+{"text":"What is the catch? And how does it stand against GIMP?"}
+{"text":"Than AI? Yes. Than Photoshop? No"}
+{"text":"But Affinity is more then just Photoshop, Weisenheimer."}
+{"text":"And it's still inferior to both Illustrator and Photoshop. The only thing that Affinity does better is PDF design (not a high bar to clear considering InDesign is ass)."}
+{"text":"You have no idea what you are talking about, bro."}
+{"text":"True, only upside of Affinity is that you get 3in1 for free. Photoshop is still better than Affinity Photo."}
+{"text":"How's GIMP 3.0?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure this person has figured things out but for any other newbs that might come across this. I'm not sure what they were doing wrong but I'm wondering what version they were using. You haven't had to add an alpha channel for a while now. It happens automatically when you open an image. You can check the channels tab. Unless you've disabled this setting in Image Import & Export. So for them it should have been open image, select by color maybe, clear, deselect, export to png or whatever."}
+{"text":"Will I still accidentally drag panels out of their sockets and search for \"move to layer\" forever?"}
+{"text":"no more icons on drop-down menu options This sucks, but having non-destructive effects and selecting multiple layers is wonderful"}
+{"text":"i lost my serial to photoshop and was forced to use gimp never in my life any graphic tool pissed me so much, its creators should be burned at stake"}
+{"text":"What upsets you so much about it?"}
+{"text":"Thinking about making a game based on the mario franchise. Here is the poster/logo I made, how are the character designs?"}
+{"text":"good, i recommend replacing yoshi with a fly"}
+{"text":"I will do this."}
+{"text":"Instead of Goombas make it little pepe heads with feet"}
+{"text":"instead of coins make them gems"}
+{"text":"Stellar, OP. I wouldn’t trust either of them around children so you’re off to a great start."}
+{"text":"I know this is lazy as shit but I am an untalented hack and I agreed to design a logo for my tech literate frined. What are the best A.I.s out there for making businese logos?"}
+{"text":"midjourney but just use it as a template and redo it by hand in your program of choice but it's been 5 days, you probably won't even read this"}
+{"text":"Ssninja Goju"}
+{"text":"Okay chunps"}
+{"text":"01iv3t_P3nny_Fr33_2026_X"}
+{"text":"Redesign it"}
+{"text":"I feel the controversy was manufactured to get people like me who have never been there to try it out"}
+{"text":"Food? Mid as fuck. Old people love it because they enjoy the aesthetics. So if you like the country look, then you'll have a good time."}
+{"text":"it's not called lolibarrel anon"}
+{"text":"Way to go, island of Gheateuindeunes"}
+{"text":"*\"Name dropping 'Unscrewed with Martin Sargent"}
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+{"text":"(つω)つ⊂(・▽・⊂)(っ.ᴗ.)っ⊂(•‿•⊂)*.⊂(・▽・⊂)⊂(・▽・⊂)⊂(・▽・⊂)(つω)つ(つω)つ(＾3＾)⊂(´･◡･⊂)∘˚˳°(つω)つ"}
+{"text":"I will destroy you all."}
+{"text":"Doubt."}
+{"text":"Wow this place really is dead."}
+{"text":"Best fucking console UI of all time, everyone and even their grandmas knew how to use this thing."}
+{"text":"I'm more partial to this"}
+{"text":"tbf i would rather have to select the game when it is in than take out the game if i didn't want to play it i can see a lot of shit i forgot to remove the disc now i gotta get up"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"My grandmother never figured out how to turn on a TV, let alone navigate that abomination."}
+{"text":"This and the 360 blades were peak UI for consoles with online features. Everything you needed. The if the ps3 ui and features had the party chat and more robust online experience of the 360 it would have made the best console of all time."}
+{"text":"tryin to redo a local gym's logo for the sake of learning but i've been staring at it for so long now idek what im looking at. any help and or advice is appreciated"}
+{"text":"i think its pretty good brother but i think with the lightning bolt + subtitle on top it might look more like a sports drink logo than a gym logo on a glance"}
+{"text":"i like the overlapping and the stronger slant although i keepy getting worried about the lightning bolt not being able to be read as a Y enough and i think this makes it a bit more difficult. dunno how i feel about the tagline i did think it might read like that but im still thinking about how to remedy that desu."}
+{"text":"ended up testing that and some other smaller stuff here. i don't hate it desu. it makes a lot of sense for the lightning bolt to enter from out of the box with the name as if it was striking it. im gonna end up pickin one of these i made and offer it up to the gym for free"}
+{"text":"I've been working on this for the past 40 or so minutes, any opinions? things that need work? made in google slides btw"}
+{"text":"its for a video project I'm working on in case anyone was curious Could you explain the project and how this image is relevant to it? I think this just makes it even more puzzling."}
+{"text":"It looks terrible. What is it for? At least you get some practice. But maybe try to copy something you think is good design. I learn a lot from copying someone i think is great even if im not going to use it."}
+{"text":"Worst thing? If he throws that into AI and tell it to fix it, it'll get good enough for OP to get paid for it."}
+{"text":"What is it supposed to be?"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the lesotho one"}
+{"text":"There's context: Now i'm trying port models from game \"Megaglest\" To Warcraft 3 world editor. Megaglest's models was in format \"g3d\", and i have a lot of butthurt to open them. But finally i dd it. But there's a new problems: I can open them in blender 2.90 with special add-on. I can play their animation, and their textures are correct. Anything is good, right? But to open them in \" Retera's model studio\", or \"Matrix Eater 3d\", or in 3ds max, i need to convert them to other format. And there's the first trouble. Format OBJ - Freely opening in any other program, but absolutely no animation. Format FBX - I hear that he can save animation, but in the practice, programs can't open this file with this format. And i sacrifice the animation, to open model in Retera's model studio.. But when i did this, model has no textures.. And i wonder why? When i trying to forcely wrap textures on model, program claiming the error. And i was trying various formats. Blp2, png, mtl, but nothing ever happens and i CAN'T UNDERSTAND. PLEASE HEEEEELP..."}
+{"text":"Cпpocи y двaчa бля, чe ты здecь этo зaпocтил-тo?"}
+{"text":"Unrelated but I love the aspect ratio of that image. You must be a real graphic designer ^_^"}
+{"text":"I remade a poster I made in 2017/2018 lol"}
+{"text":"Cool!"}
+{"text":"Love that alignment"}
+{"text":"the font and skewed text is very radicool"}
+{"text":"hi everyone, this is my first post in here, so i am making a fictional car brand for my game, something more like gta, and i made this logo for a bugatti-inspired car brand called \"ZENVETTI\", a high end luxurious supercars, please tell me everything i can do to make it better, criticize it brutally so i can improve it and actually work as a freelance and to support my project"}
+{"text":"updates?"}
+{"text":"It needs more energy like zeni from dragon ball Z"}
+{"text":"2 months 5 iterations of the same idea that doesn’t work You could just get some paper and draw like 100 different ideas in half an hour before making it on a computer I know it’s imaginary, but still ask questions about the brand. Why diamond? Why ugly green? What’s zenvetti? Does it mean something? What’s the history? What do they make? When did they start?"}
+{"text":"Can't spare 10 bucks, can't find it anywhere free online Will gladly accept an alternative if what I'm looking for can't be found"}
+{"text":"post comfy architecture"}
+{"text":"the owners repeatedly fucked their brains out in that room"}
+{"text":"They made us draw this house so many times, in uni, that I fucking hate it."}
+{"text":"lol u gay af then"}
+{"text":"I feel like I’ve wasted 15 years of my life, and my career has led me nowhere. At 35, I should be at my peak in terms of earnings and health, yet I’m a nobody. I keep ending up in shitty companies where I’m expected to do everything while getting paid less than gate keeper. For the past 10 years, I’ve designed websites, logos, mobile apps, print materials, books, t-shirt prints, labels, packaging, product photography, social media content, 3D designs, modeling, animation, and simulations. If I had focused on one thing from the start, I’d be an expert in a specific field by now and making decent money. Unfortunately, the harsh truth is this: if you are able to do anything that means you are good at nothing. When there are job listings for simple graphic work, they don’t want someone with 5+ years of experience. If they do want someone with 5 years of experience, they expect an expert in one particular niche. Today, no one even wants to spit in my direction. No one is looking for a 35-year-old guy who has done everything (but nothing specific) because they have 100 young, dynamic grads fresh out of college to choose from. The competition in the big city is just too strong. For the past 5 years, I’ve been working from home part-time, and somehow manage to pay the rent. The MS diagnosis broke me. Depression, no friends, far from family, always making excuses. If it weren’t for my wife earning well and help from my in-laws, I’d have nothing. It feels like everyone around me is doing fine, earning well, and building great careers - except me. I’m feeling down, I’m sick of this fucking city and its weather. I just needed to get this off my chest."}
+{"text":"the first anon who said specialize had the right idea. if you've been a generalist for years the good news is no matter what you decide to go for you probably already have some portfolio fodder and transferrable skills you can use. just to give you an example of an absurd specialization that's actually real, look up fictional ui design. there's people who literally just make the ui's inside sci fi films and video games and stuff like that. anything out there that exists and is graphics based, someone designed it, they probably specialize in it, and they probably get paid a ton to do it. you want another weird one? heraldic design. it's actually still used by a ton of organizations and there's firms hiring all the time. there's a ton of graphic design jobs out there people don't even know exist. so figure out a niche and go all in, you have like 30 more years of a professional life ahead of you. there's never been a better time to pivot."}
+{"text":"Yeah thanks, and how am I going to get that job without having an uncle in the industry?"}
+{"text":"The MS diagnosis broke me Wish you the best man. RIP my gamer bro Scoobs So what are you good at and would actually want to focus on to get better at in the future? Why? Forget money and know your role now and what you're striving for in 1 year, 5. Anyways post hand I want to see something..."}
+{"text":"same fucking situation. Had a good run. Made almost 10.000 dollars per month as a 3D artist. Now i cant find any fucking position. Doing high-end and web programming for fucking 2000 per month and not that works now."}
+{"text":"lol loser get a real job"}
+{"text":"Should I learn Photoshop or Illustrator first? I know both are practically essential, but which is better to learn first?"}
+{"text":"I first used illustrator and then photoshop but I recommand you to use indesign after that."}
+{"text":"i already know how to use photoshop but cant decide between cs6 or 2026, any help? dont care about the ai stuff in 2026 but cs6 is 12+ years old now and dont want my shit to look outdated money isnt an issue =)"}
+{"text":"yeah i just made the jump from cs6 to the current vers (well the 2025 version right before it because for some reason v27 lags the shit out of my pc when trying to use it) and there's a few very neat things that i remember having a lot of hassle with before (able to add multiple drop shadows, able to continue unfinished freeform pen strokes instead of having to create new ones that line up, better subject selection, seems like theres expanded resizing options, and so on) that being said i'm saying this on literally day 3 of getting used to the new photoshop and also as someone that doesn't really care for the AI stuff so maybe take this post with only a few grains of salt. it's very jarring getting used to the new brush and the tabs/menus but it feels like something that will be really convenient once i get the hang of it. i don't think you'll be too worse off visually if you're attentive to detail but it definitely seems like they sprinkled more convenience into the mix and made the tools a bit 'smarter'"}
+{"text":"ah gotcha, thanks. it’s been a while since i used ps anyway so getting used to the new layout should be easier now my cs6 muscle memory has faded. i’ll give it a go, thanks for the help."}
+{"text":"the cutoff for something that can be used in a virtual machine in somewhat performant way is 2018"}
+{"text":"Since this board is functionally dead, we of the broader game development community of 4chan formally request that this board be converted into /gd/ - Game Development. The  thread alone gets around the same number of posts per DAY as this entire board gets per YEAR. Graphic Design can remain as a regular general on this board if the few remaining posters here wish for a place to come back to. If this change would go through, we request that code_tags be enabled for this board. Also if possible, any relaxing of webm limitations would be greatly appreciated (filesize and audio) as we're always having to fight these limits when posting footage of our games."}
+{"text":"i think a board of your own would be a lot more possible to happen than taking over an existing one, honestly"}
+{"text":"Getting our own board requires action from admins. Taking over a board requires inaction from mods. Which do you think is more likely?"}
+{"text":"Flops deserve no rights. Get back to the emails."}
+{"text":"New board or not, /agdg/ suffers from a lack of moderation and high schizoposter count. One of these issues needs to be solved by the migration for it to achieve anything."}
+{"text":"because it's not as active as the general you linked which is 90% shitposting oh fug he's bonto us :DDDDD"}
+{"text":"the snusmann knows your loving bitch"}
+{"text":"AI slop pic dump incoming."}
+{"text":"That was a good font. Very mystical"}
+{"text":"Salty photoshooper is salty he didn't get paid to click shit for 2 hours"}
+{"text":"where can i browse for old internet / random images / tacky graphics to make stuff like pic related? i feel like there's only so much you can do with pinterest"}
+{"text":"is this the slowest / emptiest board on the site?"}
+{"text":"Yes, Now come join /gdg/ and revive it with us."}
+{"text":"david dees has a bunch of stuff like this"}
+{"text":"This is giving arab/ethnic resturant."}
+{"text":"Here are the basic colors: blue gold red purple green orange brown black"}
+{"text":"Basic color chart made using color sliders"}
+{"text":"Very pwetty."}
+{"text":"For me Basic colors are Achromatic Black, White, Gray Primary Red, Blue, Yellow Secondary Orange, Green, Purple Gold, is darker yellow Brown is darker orange"}
+{"text":"wrong..."}
+{"text":"I prefer a slightly more muted yellow, green, and blue. Purple should also have a little more blue in it too. I like your colors though and I like chocolate and cigarettes too and I like mario and sonic"}
+{"text":"when will they finally delete this dead board and put us out of our miseries?"}
+{"text":"why would/should they? distinguishing between visual expression that is illustrative/artistic/figurative in nature and such that is graphic/design/corporate makes a lot of sense, even when there are natural overlaps. some topics just don't fit /ic well and vice versa. I doubt many people on that board make noteworthy money from their drawings, so it can't be the lack of employed anons that makes you say so. also /ic is a hellhole of a children's playground, which kinda protects this less popular second art-related board from a few annoyances."}
+{"text":"Look what art I made today OP!"}
+{"text":"skeumorphic ball thingy"}
+{"text":"skeumorphic ball thingy looks like shit"}
+{"text":"babby's first skeumorphism"}
+{"text":"Global Consciousness project mentioned"}
+{"text":"◯◯◯▭"}
+{"text":"I guess(?)"}
+{"text":"top right one"}
+{"text":"Top left, idiot Bottom right is racist"}
+{"text":"how would I edit this to have a realistic looking crack in it? I'm trying to troll my son"}
+{"text":"Put a real crack in it, and then lecture your son about how it's not okay to play with knives."}
+{"text":"Just tell him it dropped on the concrete floor and tip chipped off."}
+{"text":"Chipped it, more realistic than a crack / metal fatigue and is just as bad for knife guys."}
+{"text":"Not OP, not even a knife guy, but seeing this pic made me feel sick Well done anon"}
+{"text":"Is it retarded to use fountain pens?"}
+{"text":"I like ink"}
+{"text":"Many people will recommend Chinese brands such as Jinhao. But, I would suggest either the Pilot Metropolitan or the Kakuno (they have faces). The Pilot pens are rather inexpensive and write smooth."}
+{"text":"It's frustrating. Almost nobody uses them IRL and the two fountain pen forums and the subreddit have a demographic that usually angers me. I think the poster above is right that this \"hobby\" draws a higher-than-normal anxiety enthusiasts. The most annoying thing about fountain pens is that many dry out, whether within days or weeks or months. Therefore my primary suggestion is to get one that does not do this. To achieve this, get a screw-off style cap instead of a snap on/off cap (the snap mechanism requires the cap has tiny holes in it, to prevent a vacuum that would pull ink out). The best company for this is Platinum because they have a \"Slip and Seal\" technology that is known to keep the nib wet, even when stored unused for months. As a beginner I would suggest buying two Platinum Preppys, in in a fine and one in a medium. This should get you an idea of what it's all about with a cheap, reliable pen that is not going to annoy you. And they come with a little bit of ink. To upgrade this order slightly, get one or two converters to go with the preppy and some ink samples that appeal to you. Much of the joy in fountain pens is in playing with different ink colors, and converters allow you to swap colors with just a bit of cleanup in between."}
+{"text":"are the noodlers inks in some way special or good? I like their designs but never tried the product itself"}
+{"text":"It's cool if you're a big fucking deal lawyer or CEO signing shit constantly. Otherwise, you just look like a weirdo. What are you people even writing with pens besides your signature and a date?"}
+{"text":"sorry, but it's true"}
+{"text":"Agreed. It's a more important skillset than ever and it's never been a more transferable skill from one job to another. But, the way schools teach it, as though being able to create a mediocre logo in 80 hours and having intermediate skills in InDesign/Illustrator is going to lead to a decent full time job, let alone a career has been kind of dead for a while. Definitely dead now. On reddit, you'll see whiny students/amateurs digging their heals in, arguing they shouldn't be expected to know HTML, or touch video editing, etc. Meanwhile every zoomer's learning this stuff so they can do YouTube or be a \"creator\". It was entitled and foolish fifteen years ago when designers would refuse to branch out of print design. Even at the time (I was a student then) peers and I would agree, the people trying to do only print are going to get rugged. Today, it's beyond absurd for someone to think they won't need to be versatile and learn every medium they can, and adjust to new tools regularly. Even prior to AI, GD seemed to me like a field you start out in, but graduate to other things by your late 20's. Whether it's video, web dev, etc. The GD skills carry over and give you a leg up in these, especially if you're going to create your own business one day. But GD in itself is like the digital version of a construction laborer. Now on the topic of AI: It's scaring a lot of people, but designers skilled in the adobe suite are in the perfect situation to take advantage of it if they get over their fears and dive into it. AI does amazing shit, while getting details wrong. They're the ones capable of editing those details. It also knocks out a huge amount of grunt work and makes \"creative block\" a thing of the past. Smart designers should be viewing AI as a gift from god. They've just been handed their own studio, basically. Image gen, is basically like having your own team of lower level designers working for you. Not to mention the learning abilities with it."}
+{"text":"then why are there graphic designers making a lot of money doing, you know, graphic design?"}
+{"text":"....badly, it seems"}
+{"text":"what's the name of this design? how does one achieve the composition and the colors in illustrator? is it even in illustrator since it's made in early 1900s."}
+{"text":"Superman with the black hairdye"}
+{"text":"Looks great, that's exactly what hair does. Gotta ask, would you say white people are bage (\"beige\") like bagels? Germany is in NATO/Europe nowadays"}
+{"text":"mm"}
+{"text":"Cant you see the colours and composition looking at it?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"I'd like to use it for booklets. Does it render text correctly? What are its main issues in this application?"}
+{"text":"It's \"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"free\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\" because they make more money with your data than selling it to you. You can look that shit up, it's insane how many connections the application has running at all times."}
+{"text":"show it"}
+{"text":"There's no reason to use memescape and Gimp now that affinity is free. Either use ps or affinity."}
+{"text":"I remember when indesign could only do one page at a time and you had to buy an external plug-in to render tables, and nobody had written one yet. It got popular because of cultists. Nothing more."}
+{"text":"What exactly do you want to create? A poster or something with multiple pages? What should the final product be? Should it remain digital or be exported for print as PDF X-3? Inkscape is a vector program, so it should output all fonts as vectors for your final format. Also this"}
+{"text":"Then you should know that at the current year of 2023 graphic design is pretty much dead. I was a professional gd for almost 10 years working in both studios and on my own and I can't really find a job anymore. It's not even because of AI to be honest, its because of how the industry works and how bad the corporate environment has become. There's still web design, 3D and VFX/motion design(primarily 3D too) and if you want something similar or easy to transition then chose one of those but I'm not sure for how long they will be relevant themselves because of the AI which is basically a final nail in the coffin of gd. Of course there are and will be exceptions and maybe you will get lucky to find some obscure local business that needs you, but if you are young and looking for a career in the future you should stop consider becoming a graphic designer. This profession is dead."}
+{"text":"That sounds amazing, what is this magical job and how to get it?"}
+{"text":"So, you can only sell top-custom-premium in the hyper economy. Remember this key term, \"Hyper Economy\"."}
+{"text":"ghow do you do that withj graphic design?"}
+{"text":"By being someone's nephew or mistress."}
+{"text":"/ic/ here. wow this board is rly slow. tltr of ziz thread? is there still hope for graphics design in 2026?"}
+{"text":"Super disheartening to see this. Any designer could have done an illustration, any number of local artists could have created a piece for this event. It's a seminal event that marks the reopening of Detroit’s Michigan central. Truly monumental moment for Detroit, highlighted by the crazy opening concert directed by Eminem and it wasn't worth getting a person to do the poster? Very sad. This is one of those moments in the history of ai that I will look back on with genuine disgust. A soulful event with a soulless AI facade."}
+{"text":"It's way worse. They hired a \"designer\" Ave he convinced them that this is not ai, it maybe it's didn't even cross their mind to ask if this is ai."}
+{"text":"God I love AI. I ironically. If it can generate dank memes like this, then that's all it needs to do for me to be convinced!"}
+{"text":"*unironically I don't know why autocorrect thought \"I ironically\" was more correct"}
+{"text":"the only thing any of these people ever wanted was a zero cost means to and end."}
+{"text":"ya who doesn't eh?"}
+{"text":"does gd stand for my favourite 2d platformer/rythym game GEOMETRY DASH??? [insert \"dash\" (level in geometry dash) theme here]"}
+{"text":"yes twin let's all grind the demonlist and become top players"}
+{"text":"i beat bloodbath lol"}
+{"text":"Its so fucking werid seeing GD on 4chan LOL"}
+{"text":"but is it good /gd/esign?"}
+{"text":"hell yeah!"}
+{"text":"Why don't we just convert this board into a Geometry Dash board? Its already dead and this would be a cooler place if so. QQOT Thoughts on BOOBAWAMBA, and do you think it should be top 1?"}
+{"text":"Hello im op please talk thanks!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"who the hell designed the 4chan banners, they are so simple yet so fun share some of your favorites"}
+{"text":"Literally the one I had above this very thread lmao"}
+{"text":"why were so many banners deleted?"}
+{"text":"moot had said he wanted to clean them up, but it's been like 13 years since he said it, so I don't remember much. I think he said something about thinking some of them look like \"4chan next to anime girl with nothing else happening\" and that he wanted to clean those ones up."}
+{"text":"I think he said something about thinking some of them look like \"4chan next to anime girl with nothing else happening\" and that he wanted to clean those ones up. what a shame, this is what made those banners so good."}
+{"text":"how do i create such designs? i love them, the ones in mde and extreme peace, they are so fucking cool"}
+{"text":"Im 40 not really a fan and know little about design but they look cool and have a unique style to them."}
+{"text":"Emigre #58"}
+{"text":"bump. maybe someone knows how to make them"}
+{"text":"where can i get after effects? PTB??"}
+{"text":"Emigre is actually good and the og shit, not basic in anyway. Sam just copied egregiously from it, but you can cope away emigre been bit so many times already that it feels normal when people are overt about biting it. the transitional video stuff on world peace looked really good i thought, but that was less emigre and more just dumping AE effects on clips and dumping the dr bronners random text shit everywhere. I don't think sam did any of that shit though"}
+{"text":"Explain yourselves, /gd/."}
+{"text":"They could've at least used TNR..."}
+{"text":"too lazy for a full explanation here you have a list of important events an amphibian leaves the ocean for good central banking is invented facebook is created iphone introduces the internet to the masses some ugly chick fucks gaming \"journalists\" for positive reviews big youtuber says the n-word, it effectively kills monetization AI becomes sentient"}
+{"text":"Sans serif fonts are oppressive and make you feel like a slave. Simple"}
+{"text":"nihilism"}
+{"text":"find a flaw"}
+{"text":"fix it then"}
+{"text":"the skull in the middle there looks like AI. the entire thing is AI dummy i can't fix you being indian"}
+{"text":"this nigga thinks only Indians use AI use it to make some money goy"}
+{"text":"No nigger. Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"lack of symmetry in spikes middle and ring fingers wrong Ai"}
+{"text":"Illustrator beginner here. How's this for my first time? Any help or advice would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"This is highly appreciated anon. True Grit Supply does seem to offer a better deal than Astute Graphics considering the latter is charging a subscription to use their assets. I downloaded the link you showed me and I'm a little surprised to see an .exe for plugins. Is this normal or just their way of DRM?"}
+{"text":"Also, I forgot to add, any recommended channel or tutorial to get a hang of Illustrator? I know my way around Photoshop a bit, but I'm still new with this."}
+{"text":"I feel like its missing something. Maybe a diff picture of jesus would work better? Idk. Suggestions?"}
+{"text":"bottom left is aislop"}
+{"text":"Better than human slop. Make yeshua's skin darker, and give him a wider, flatter nose. More afrocentric features in general I think. You're close though!"}
+{"text":"Flame decals on the car, thicker outlines on the text. Some lens flares."}
+{"text":"You need to have a more consistent visual identity. The problem is a lack of vision I guess. Notes: -The various outlines around the \"trap\" look iffy and how completely different it looks from the Jesus element is jarring. -The bottom text is not really aligned in any good manner. It's interestingly placed but it has no real impact. If it completed the circular shape created by the the positioning of the \"Trap Jesus\" it'd be cooler looking -the ancient egypt background is useless here and doesn't add anything to the ideas introduced by any of the text. If aqualantis is a cool place that is water themed then why is there a fucking pyramid here? -the space ship idea is out of left field and is better left out or implied in some other symbolic/esoteric way -the car looks like shit -the Poseidon? on the left there looks incredibly bad. I had a better idea for this. I'm no expert mind you, I'm just a guy with too much free time."}
+{"text":"it needs additional \"bling\" to balance the bling of the car. maybe put a audacious jewled cross around jesus neck or an adidas symbol on his robe or maybe a sexy girl in a bikini"}
+{"text":"This is the label design for Peter Stormare's vodka, what would you do differently ?"}
+{"text":"(Perhaps subconciously) influenced by picrel (both this particular design and the artist's general style and that of his era) the same way all rock guitar bands are influenced by Chuck Berry. Peter Max also did this more sloppy hippie-ish lettering style sometimes too and of course tons of people copied them. It's supposed to be quirky and bohemian and \"honest\" and have \"soul\"."}
+{"text":"Wkj"}
+{"text":"Sorry, meant to say- tblurred the line between commercial and *fine* art (hence Warhol)"}
+{"text":"Yeah this isn't any of that. This is just bad fad design"}
+{"text":"Hello My real name is Joe but I have gone by scor online and even built a little following as an editor with it. Im on here cause I have ran into a hurdle I want to venture into more things but going at those things solo is a bit challenging. I have started coding and have built a couple projects but I want some people i can rub ideas with and in my community I am one in many who involve themselves with this. Is there anybody who codes or maybe is into design or technical side of computers? My discord is Scor Scor#8524"}
+{"text":"Anon, this isnt the place to socialize."}
+{"text":"joe MAMA!!! hoohoohoohoohohoohohohooohooohooohooohooohoo"}
+{"text":"that googel logo is basically 1920s art deco type not 'trad' enough for you?"}
+{"text":"who was talking about 'trad'? lol"}
+{"text":"i replied to the wrong one"}
+{"text":"It’s hilarious how many threads there are on this board about how you cant find work but also praising shitting design. Methinks I know why yall are out of work."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I have a request, I'm requesting this. This thing I'm requesting is what I'm requesting: I need screenshots of old forum sites, the actual threads. I cannot find them. I can find the thread browser in old forums, I can find old forums with the new bland minimal aesthetic, but I cannot find actual threads. I've tried wayback machine for Gaia Online, WoW, FFXI and a few other sites, they have returned with heavily missing css and html. I am at wits end, some may call me witless, but whether my wits are less or more than 0, my time is being whittled to nothing. Please, lets put our wits together to which we can find old threads of forum posts from the early 2000s."}
+{"text":"My bedroom used to be wall to wall with these"}
+{"text":"I want to add the initials \"MH\" to this, how would you do it?"}
+{"text":"IDK I'm not good at this"}
+{"text":"that is cool!!! I dig it a lot!"}
+{"text":"Wow, thanks!"}
+{"text":"Mental illness/insanity"}
+{"text":"That had some John Deere flavor I'm not quite ok with."}
+{"text":"concerns?"}
+{"text":"wow it is so derivative, kitsch and plaiy shallow. it serves no point other than caricaturizing the entirety of your favourite pinterest board, seasones with manchild podcast verbiage and stolen pseudo-mysticism. merely suited to be sold at h&m, just after the referenced subculture already started moving on to other aesthetic developments. the center text element is well made. but the whole thing is just hedonistic masturbation. equivalent to drip paintings done by alcoholic moms who try to escape having to look at the harsh reality of finding themselves in a life without noteworthy agency."}
+{"text":"random meaningless shit wow so cool"}
+{"text":"making safe knockoffs of shit that exists is a good way to learn don't say you weren't making derivative geometric/foliage/splatter brush vomit wallpapers and forum signatures gfx just like all the others in 2005 the use of various photoshop and/or illustrator tools in this one is mostly competent and could apply to something functional. at least it's not some completely directionless retard xD ps filter vomit"}
+{"text":"fine. I accept value in adding your perspective to the discussion, but I deny it questioning my given criticism. the final result has exactly the problems I mentioned, mainly that of dishonesty and (grotesque?) derivation. and while it is true that in the confines of your private workspace it is more than okay to produce the trash that makes 80% of what we create, framing and putting it in a public pedestal to be viewed is something else entirely. bigger boi setting asks for bigger boi feedbackz in the context of public artworks it *is* trash that doesn't add anything but regurgitates cultural production into an even more acidic turd. human centipede art. of which there exists more than enough already and if OP is smart they will realize how much more value there is in my seemingly antagonistic reality check over reinforcing their rigid, asset-vomit, prompt-completion process with sugary words. but feel free to point out what you think is the most important lesson for OP to learn at this point(?)"}
+{"text":"Since when does this board exist?"}
+{"text":"2013, always been pretty dead though font share threads were active for a few years but since that lost traction it's been a ghost town"}
+{"text":"Honestly doubt even the jannies monitor this board. It used to be slow but kind of active. Pretty sure since ai image generation became a thing its died entirely."}
+{"text":"it died before that, it happened to other generals or boards as well, when they forced you to wait 120 seconds or pay for a 4chan pass to post, there's tons of gd discords are pretty active"}
+{"text":"It has existed for a decade at this point but i dont blame people for not knowing it exists when its so dead"}
+{"text":"What is the name of this graphic design style?"}
+{"text":"i might be wrong but i think this falls loosely under Y2K"}
+{"text":"Optima yero."}
+{"text":"2000s Green Line- English for foreign students"}
+{"text":"i graduated a community college in 2001 and work a dead end job making mediocre education book covers design style"}
+{"text":"shouldn't have said 'dead end' as able to do anything useful on a computer was lucrative in the 2000s with a fairly low barrier of entry and actual competency. any retard could claim to be a \"webmaster\" or a web/graphic designer."}
+{"text":"You guys need to understand something, because when you ask \"How do we bring this style back\", for any aesthetic you want, you're not getting that these aesthetics didn't exist in a vacuum. They were there to advertise a product, or culture around the product. You won't bring any aesthetic back, you won't create any new kind of aesthetic, if there is no culture behind it. Otherwise, its just wall paper. You're in /gd/ GD is making wallpaper for a product or culture. You have to ask yourself, how is a culture formed, how a culture is made, and how does a culture persists. Because culture is what happens when you're not around. its self reinforcing by the people participating. None of you will bring any kind of aesthetic back without a culture."}
+{"text":"I think there has to be a sense of novelty. It can't be a previously trodden path or else it feels like a spent energy, it feels like forcing something that has long since ran its course. Like a meme or music genre, it's not completely dead but its confined to a small clique of aficionados. It cannot captivate large portions of the population anymore so most people move on to something feels fresh and invigorating. Moreover it just feels forced. People naturally aren't inclined to make art like they did 20 years ago (which was largely impacted by the technological means that are no longer there). It's easier and more intuitive to just do what you're used to (generic flatshit) or do something new. People don't naturally do things that happen to faithfully adhere to bygone trends. Just just do whatever. And like a meme, it has to naturally emerge from the zeitgeist. It has to seem like the most befitting thing for the moment. The laser grids of the 80s just aren't gonna cut it for most people. Stuff like synthwave and vaporwave have a niche appeal that likely could never go mainstream. And even then, it is hardly a faithful implementation of retro aesthetics. They are more of a crude indulgence of stereotypes of the 80s & 90s for the purpose of escapism. It's not forward looking like the retro aesthetics that inspire it. These are dead genres for people who are dead inside."}
+{"text":"Looking at OP and this, there just seems to be a sense of individualism on the internet that keeps people from blossoming a movement. People can hone in their own graphic design and style, but to get a great majority of others to follow is a really hard deal. And to have those other people following not seem like a cheap knockoff is harder. Think of AVGN clones. You're either doing something new, or knocking someone off, when you actually get enough skill to not look like an amatuer/everyone else."}
+{"text":"Just just do whatever *They just do whatever It might be the case that artistic trends will come to be less centralized over time resulting in a more diverse and compartmentalized landscape. AI is a big game changer too. The ease with which you can generate art might break the death grip Corporate Memphis currently has (which is mainly used due to how braindead & easy it is to create). Targeted advertising may reflect this, for better or worse. Sites that collect data about you may figure out what aesthetics appeal to you and generate ads accordingly. Web design might also similarly opt for a variety of AI generated layouts. I'm sure people are realizing how repugnant Corporate Memphis is to a lot of people. The world is bigger than the oversocialized bugmen and PMC drones that actually enjoy that garbage. I almost think its intentionally bad as a means of driving away interesting people thus lowing competition for themselves."}
+{"text":"thinks we will be liberated from corporatism by enslaving ourselves to corporate tools (called AI)"}
+{"text":"misunderstands the post"}
+{"text":"We need to RETVRN to Y2K"}
+{"text":"when you try to revive something from the past, you always end up with an inferior bastardization of the original. aesthetics are downstream from culture and represent the culture and world around it. Y2K died on September 11, 2001 and is never coming back. best you can do start something new"}
+{"text":"ads predominantly show Asians and Whites Well well well"}
+{"text":"start buying magazines boi"}
+{"text":"giving power to 911 y2k aesthetics didn't end until almost 2010"}
+{"text":"you don't seem to be able to recognize what visual minimalism, a minimal composition is or isn't"}
+{"text":"Client asking me to design his book cover I have no idea how to price it. What do /gd/?"}
+{"text":"multiply the number of hours it will take you to make it or it took you to already have made it, by 25 bucks and write a contract for 5% royalties on sales only if it breaches the 1 million dollar sale"}
+{"text":"My book sold $999,999 you get nothing"}
+{"text":"did it tho?"}
+{"text":"cover is pretty cool i would buy the book just for the cover image looks good you should charge good amount"}
+{"text":"you should give reading proper literature a try"}
+{"text":"ok, someone explain to me how the fuck pantone Coated Vs Uncoated is SUPPOSED to work. anyone whos messed about with pantones knows that youre supposed to use C swatches for coated paper, and U for Uncoated paper but colors NEVER translate across, 1235C looks nothing like 1235U so what the hell do i do if a clients brand guide only has C swatches? what do i do if I need to print on the opposite type of surface from whatever swatch i have?? shits garbage"}
+{"text":"For exmple 185-C is closer to 186-U than 185-U Yes they don't look alike because U will neve be as bright as C"}
+{"text":"Tis exactly my problem. No client (or even project manager) will ever understand that, and they DO get mad about it."}
+{"text":"bullshit system doesn't work. It works just fine if you follow basic common sense protocols like having the printer provide a final proof of the actual ink color on the actual stock, that the client can then approve and sign off on. Of course that can create added expense, but that's the cost of high precision/ nitpicking. If the client balks at the time/expense/hassle and says it's not that important then put *that* in writing and have them sign off on that, or politely decline the job if you think they are lying. If the printer balks at creating/providing accurate proofs then they're the wrong printer for that job/client. All of this is literally why the Pantone system exists as a color matching standard, it doesn't work without people who understand how to use it. So what the hell do i do if a clients brand guide only has C swatches? Tell him \"it doesn't work without people who understand how to use it\""}
+{"text":"Then buy the Pantone shader and show them the actual thing or at least try to explain to them that it is how it is"}
+{"text":"Someone explain \"Pantone+ Color Bridge\" to me. The swatches tagged \"CP\" and \"UP\" If I use those and send them to a vendor is that a real Pantone? ?l what makes them different from the standard C/U books? Even worse Pantone + CMYK Coated/Uncoated. The ones formatted \"P 118-8 C\". For example? Are those actual Pantone swatches? Or is it just some roundabout way of listing CMYKs?"}
+{"text":"Gimpbros is it out time?"}
+{"text":"Idiot traders think AI is going to replace dedicated graphic design apps."}
+{"text":"The latest gimp was actually pretty good, I have to use it from time to time."}
+{"text":"It's Corel's time to shine, baby!"}
+{"text":"tf happened in january"}
+{"text":"Looks like we'll never get premiere for Lanix now."}
+{"text":"hello, just trying to get better at graphic design. i've read \"basic principles of design\" by maier and \"grid systems\" by muller-brockmann. i still struggle to figure out how other designers make and use complex grids for their work. does anyone have any resources or advice for this? also, i primarily use illustrator and indesign (for long form text) atm. does anyone use photoshop for their designs and if so, why and what do u use it for? do u have any concerns about quality of print? pic related"}
+{"text":"desu, i think the designs on domestika and skillshare are garbage but i'll check gumroad out. case studies are a good suggestion. thank u. ty for the photoshop answer as well, clears up the questions i had about it. i used to be photoshop-pilled but heard a lot of people talk about raster stuff and got concerned."}
+{"text":"time to complain about bad typesetting in your douj because we're about to play /h/ right now!!!"}
+{"text":"Well, it's down to this: we're hoping on a miracle against the horses with personalized logos on their asses, and a tie isn't enough. Game setup is now, kickoff shortly. (If this is the end of the cup for us, I'm considering bowing out. The team deserves a real manager, with tactics and new Kernings to enjoy. Even if I say keeping the lights on is \"better than nothing\" that might not actually be true. It's up to you: carry on, or hibernate again?)"}
+{"text":"...well, we got at least one more game next weekend and an Elite in 3 months, so put a pin in that until after Winter I guess!"}
+{"text":"The free sample isn't enough anymore, pirate the full typeface because we need those hiragana characters: It's /jp/ time!"}
+{"text":"Well damn that was an ass-whoopin'. Still, for an autopilot, we stole a promotion! And we avoid a new worst loss AND worst loss of the day... I guess. GGs /jp/. Thanks to staff for Kernanyo; I still really can't commit to give the team the love it deserves (at least alone...) but I promise to continue providing life support at least long enough for Winter."}
+{"text":"AFFINITY IS FUCKING DEAD. It's a zombie propped up by corporate PR bullshit and if you're still defending it, you are a literal, medically diagnosable retard. `>SOLD OUT TO FUCKING CANVA` `>THE APP FOR INSTAGRAM INFLUENCERS AND HR DEPARTMENTS MAKING FLYERS FOR THE COMPANY POTLUCK` `>CEO \"promises\" they won't force a subscription on us.` `>OH YEAH? FOR HOW LONG? UNTIL V3?` `>WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S COMING: A SLOW, PAINFUL TRANSITION INTO A BROWSER-BASED, SUBSCRIPTION-ONLY, AI-SLOP-GENERATING PIECE OF SHIT.` They were the CHOSEN ONE. They were supposed to be the one company that wasn't trying to ram a subscription fee up our ass every single month until we die. The one place you could actually OWN your goddamn tools. But no. They took the money. They bent the knee to the same corporate logic that created the Adobe monopoly in the first place. All that \"for the creatives\" talk was just marketing. Enjoy your \"magic AI logo generator\" that shits out the same 5 generic logos. Enjoy the forced cloud integration that holds your own files hostage. Im going back to the high seas, anons. There's no escaping it now. I paid for affinity but if they keep doing this shit im outta here."}
+{"text":"Oktober 30th will tell."}
+{"text":"posts that aged like shit award"}
+{"text":"did it? they changed the logo and are now using it as a user data harvesting platform giving it out for \"free\" in a sketchy promise to the investors that it will train neural network agents that will eventually replace graphic designers and generate enormous amount of profit somehow. sounds very reliable thing to base my projects on long term."}
+{"text":"ah wrong pic"}
+{"text":"good goy"}
+{"text":"lmaoooo"}
+{"text":"Lol check the news now Affinity completely free"}
+{"text":"Don't have to pirate Adobe anymore (and risk malware) after this."}
+{"text":"it's like someone’s forcing you to get Canva premium"}
+{"text":"do *you* need the AI tools?"}
+{"text":"but I'm still stuck at creating curved edges for isometric. is there any simplified tutorial for that or the perfect example of it?"}
+{"text":"So im new to the board, and ill cut to the point, I've been trying to grow as a nsfw artists, i started a little bit before ai started. Sometimes I don't feel motivated to draw, and i accept requests from ppl to expand, and I don't really care what I draw, as long as I can take it as a challenge, with a limit of drawing rape, gore, ect. But I've accepted drawing futa, trap, and loli, but I've been feeling like drawing loli might be a arrow to the knee in my reputation, the worst part is that it was the most popular illustration i did by the amount of likes. I know that it's fictional character and there are a lot of popular nsfw artists who just draw stuff like that on the side and just never get shit for it. What is your opinion on this guys"}
+{"text":"You should go to the /ic board. This is for design, typography, layout etc."}
+{"text":"AI can only copy someones style to a mediocre degree at best. You can still be better if you continue to evolve as an artist and refine your craft, maybe even use AI in limited doses to get through some backgrounds etc. I wouldn't give up but there is a need to adapt to the new market. I think you should start with understanding your target customer base and work backwards. Personally I wouldn't be so eager that I jump into doing loli shit just to make a buck lol to turn this into a proper income you gotta take your time boy and get known. Or if you like to live dangerously you can pull a shadman and ride the controversy."}
+{"text":"shadbase pull lol"}
+{"text":"Map = pedophile Loli = child pornography Just don't do it for your own sake. If you're debating it, you probably think it's wrong. Nobody's forcing you to do it and nsfw artists still earn a lot either way."}
+{"text":"have you ever considered suicide?"}
+{"text":"Why did they make every fucking button gray."}
+{"text":"I think the UI looks more consistent that way. But yes, in AF2 you could switch between color and monochrome. It’ll probably come back with an update. I’ve already seen that complaint several times."}
+{"text":"these kikes Serif was a British company with a Caucasian leader. Canva's CEO is an Asian-Australian woman."}
+{"text":"this made with a simple protractor, the figure has 40 parts"}
+{"text":"how would a mirror-symmetrical arrangement of shapes with a single one at the center ever count an even number of pieces, retard? geometric axioms"}
+{"text":"you get 2 points for a good name , name boi, but thats it."}
+{"text":"Guys i've just made an account on Upwork and getting my first client is way harder than i though it'd be. I can make really good YouTube Thumbnail, Book Covers, and other Graphic Design related stuff. But selling it while competing with other freelancers on Upwork who have done way more jobs than me is really challenging. Also on reddit with my (very first) new account i can't connect with other people to alteast promote my work. Do you guys have any advice for me? I really need money, i've been unemployed for a year now. I'll add some of my thumbnails here"}
+{"text":"How can I fulfill my FLIR fetish? Asking here instead of /r/ because they couldnt answer this. I have a fetish for FLIR images plus women or stuff I find hot, but I like the additional layer. How can I make pics like this? AI can do it but not commercial AI accepts material that\\s explicit or even lightly suggestive, defeating the point. Do I do this in photoshop? Do I use AI?"}
+{"text":"I have a fetish for FLIR images plus women or stuff I find hot This is so specific that i'm willing to believe this is not a joke. What is this, how did you acquire such a fetish? I'm truly confused."}
+{"text":"There are relatively affordable handheld FLIR cameras on aliexpress (40-100$), photoshop can do some decent gradients but it wont actually be a 1:1 of what actual thermal imaging looks like. You can get the cam and just do stills of whatever you want."}
+{"text":"You sick fuck"}
+{"text":"How would you apply a glitch effect like this to text and images? Glitch effects like this are (and I am trying to achieve) seemingly random, asymmetrical, etc. Is there particularly techniques or tools to do something like this, or is it just a pain in the ass \"do each bit one by one\" sort of deal? Ultimately I don't want something as extreme as this, something much more minor (just for a single line of text really) so my first thought as a retard is to just go in to paint and shift a few lines of pixels left or right"}
+{"text":"Displacement maps. Also if you can ask here, you can use google to get a much more refined answer by just searching \"glitch effect how to in (whatever program)\" Im assuming youre a zoomer and dont know google exists, in which case, die"}
+{"text":"Trying to figure out a ban where the core idea is a way to have the second \"E\" in \"series\" be composed of \"OU\" so it could be interpreted as \"serious\". I don't think this design lands, at all, it's giving radiator manufacturer vibes, not anything related to review. Is this salvageable? Have no real experience designing text so any feedback would be nice"}
+{"text":"Thread only for motion graphics using After Effects and the rest of the Adobe programs."}
+{"text":"ok go ahead"}
+{"text":"Man this is a slow board. Adobe products suck."}
+{"text":"grass is green"}
+{"text":"Is affinity actually a good replacement for what it advertises? I don't mind paying for software so long as it's a perpetual license. I don't wanna give any money to adobe nor do I wanna pirate their software and risk getting fucked."}
+{"text":"They have announced a major update that will be released on October 30. Many design influencers say that Affinity has gathered a lot of information and has taken ideas and feedback into account. Since being acquired by Canva, there seems to be more money and resources available for development. It's definitely exciting to see what comes next. I also don’t think they will introduce a subscription model—but who knows. Just use DaVinci Resolve. Hovid edits all his videos with it, and it’s also about 90% free."}
+{"text":"download cc 2018 from rutracker never had any problems with that"}
+{"text":"The next version is going to be full of AI Jeet code."}
+{"text":"let’s hope it won’t be like that"}
+{"text":"&amp Magazine is hiring the following artists for upcoming projects: - Typographic Artists (text, words) - Logo Artists (designs, illustrations, etc) Serious inquiries only. No furries. Please have portfolio or examples of art. Email: lamp.lit.magazine at gmail dot com LampByLit.com &amp&amp&amp&am amp&amp&amp&amp mp&amp&amp&amp& p&amp&amp&amp&a Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"new 4chan favicon i made gookmoot you WILL add this"}
+{"text":"hiro when are you adding this"}
+{"text":"Looks great, would love to see it in use"}
+{"text":"Only Gen Beta remembers this"}
+{"text":"Doesn't even have a transparent background lol"}
+{"text":"This is a logo I made symbolizing banking transfers 8,000 hours in MS Paint What do you think?"}
+{"text":"I think that you will never require the services offered by the branch you made a logo for."}
+{"text":"Let's tilt it sideways and put it in front of a sunburst. That will be 1 million dollars please."}
+{"text":"shell"}
+{"text":"the sunburst evokes citrus vibes and now the whole thing looks too much like lipton or some other fucking tea brand. whatever tho."}
+{"text":"Yeah, before it was kind of reminiscient of a half peeled potato, now it looks like a citrus lager or something"}
+{"text":"Going flat when the whole industry's shifting back towards 3D"}
+{"text":"I am trying to generate some images for a tech company, promotion/shwag related. Because tech company, images should include features related to the business, Drones, buildings, communication equipment. The two generators I have tried keep rejecting the images because they think they are terry propaganda or some shit. thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Learn to use Comfyui and bypass shit?"}
+{"text":"Do these team logos look AI generated?"}
+{"text":"I don't think so"}
+{"text":"AI couldn't do text like this. Of course the ideas could have been generated by AI because you have to second guess everything now."}
+{"text":"They look bland and soulless, so maybe?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"The washed out matte steekers are a bit played out."}
+{"text":"How to come up with a good and original name for a design studio?"}
+{"text":"use basque language"}
+{"text":"Worrying about marketing in online spaces Another bubble from the dot com era"}
+{"text":"THE RIB FACTORY Yeah, ok. THE RIB Now this is epic."}
+{"text":"How to come up with a good and original name What are you producing?"}
+{"text":"Well, my spare time i like graphic design but now aim to have ui/ux for vocation. Interesting. Will have to try."}
+{"text":"How is it that adobe still basically has no real competition sure there's alternatives to photoshop, illustrator, premiere pro but from what I've seen none of them really measure up to adobe so what is it that the alternatives aren't doing that would at least put them closer to even playing fields?"}
+{"text":"Clutterware. Adobe Illustrator seemed over-complicated and had a cancelation fee as well"}
+{"text":"Affinity Suite (hotoshop, InDesign, Illustrator) DaVinci Resolve (Preimiere)"}
+{"text":"Gimp just released Gimp 3.0.6 - This feature introduces a new toggle in the Brushes and Fonts dialogs to allow brush and font previews to optionally follow the color theme, an alpha channel for certain transforms and on filter merge, and improves Photoshop brush support. - Gimp now shows an undo step for Lock Content, resizes images to layers irrespective of selections, fixes Alpha to Selection on single layers with no transparency, and fills the mask with complete opacity instead of a completely transparent layer when creating a layer mask from the layer’s alpha and the layer has no alpha. - The Text tool has been updated - The Foreground Selection tool no longer creates a selection when no strokes are made. - GIMP 3.0.6 improves importing of JPEG 2000, TIFF, DDS, SVG, PSP, ICNS, DICOM, WBMP, Farbfeld, XWD, and ILBM image formats, as well as exporting of the FITS image format. - This release improves the sensitivity of filter actions to make sure they are set insensitive when relevant, especially for filters that can’t be run non-destructively Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"When I took a year of graphic design classes Inkscape was mentioned. I think adobe being considered \"the industry standard\" is why it has no competition."}
+{"text":"hi guys. anybody, who knows - what is a font on a CD on photo?"}
+{"text":"found that primary text writed on Bennet Text, but this font doesn't support cyrillic symbols, which presentated on photo"}
+{"text":"they don't have ai chatbots in the shithole youre posting from?"}
+{"text":"Babe, wake up. The newest downgrade just dropped."}
+{"text":"you know there is a reason why regular car dashboards and formular one race car cockpits have different interfaces? no need to claim superiority of one if they simply serve different user bases with different expertise and demands..."}
+{"text":"yeah that instant menu and search field able to show program titles (\"firefox\") / generic titles (\"(web browser)\") / 1 sentence descriptions and sorting applications by their usage frequency is just like an f1 racecar it's too extreme it's obvious that the gui needs to look like a bowl of candies of corporate branding and sort of like videogame with acrylic glass jellyfish animations that drop dozens of frames slowly rendered in a google chrome instance or the special needs office worker won't be able to populate the sprint velocity excel97.exe spreadsheet and the GUI designers will die"}
+{"text":"where i'm getting is that there is a lot of fluff these days that gets in the way of how straight to the point and technically efficient the computer gui could be windows gui hasn't substantially improved since 2009 but they have time for this bs"}
+{"text":"Clicking an icon is faster than pressing your macro keys to open the launcher, then searching for whatever it is that you want."}
+{"text":"'03 is just '01 with a gradient and '07 looks better than '10 also '18 is at least a improvement on '13 which is the laziest of them all. I wont die on the hill of 2018 design is good' but I will die on 2013 was the worst design."}
+{"text":"How do I cope knowing that the best logo ever is ruined by a retarded ideology? Nothing comes even close to the swastika. It makes me depressed to the point of giving up logos completely."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"I liked this one, ngl."}
+{"text":"if it weren't for this we wouldn't have had doom"}
+{"text":"I'm just now realizing that this logo is a peacock, looking closely at it."}
+{"text":"@grok is this true?"}
+{"text":"eyyy, read my messages carefully! I made sure to give a balanced answer and emphasize how it is not *just* them projecting, but how their description does indeed point at something real."}
+{"text":"Lol, you said it too: I think the person probably projected and overreacted. their description does indeed point at something real. How can you know if you weren't there?"}
+{"text":"yea, they are probably projecting in this case AND pointing at something actual. as I said, learn how to read carefully -.-"}
+{"text":"designers are only like this for their first couple of years, when they actually think what they do matters after many years, you realize you just want to finish each project as soon as possible, and get paid. I want this horrible png/gif added to the website/flyer/design here you go bro, knock yourself out they're happy, I'm happy, and I get ready for the next project. huge chances they dislike it in the near future, and they're going to pay me to change it again"}
+{"text":"yeah i thought the latter attitude would be the default especially in the age of AI slops. the attitude some maintain comes off as extremely pretentious and borderline insulting if they don't even want to consider my input (they brand owner and one paying for the work their doing). if I was building a house I would definitely want the designer to listen to my input, not sure why this is somehow different to some redditfags"}
+{"text":"I love windows aero, it's a great design aesthetic, and I would love to see it make a comeback of some sort. It's outdated, sure, but a modernized version of windows aero would really feel so much better than the flat minimalism we've had for so long. What do you think?"}
+{"text":"mod your system or cope. design never rolls back. it only ever gets reinspired. windows aero doesnt really have anything to do with whatever the fuck sort of korean exaggeration frutiger aero is."}
+{"text":"Hiro add this banner"}
+{"text":"how do i hire you guys to create a wedding cake topper I can 3d print?"}
+{"text":"nevermind you people dont want work, you just want to whine about not getting hired."}
+{"text":"What, you just want me to make a 3D printable version of this image? That seems easy enough. .STL work for you? I can do this in solidworks in about a day."}
+{"text":"“Visual identity of the university Sciences Po Saint-Germain-en-Laye. Typedesign of a family used by the students and teachers of the school.” A typeface by Sandrine Nugue (ANRT), known for her drawing acumin and sophisticated designs, combining modern features with deep respect for traditional shapes. Since it’s always a shame when high-profile designers’ work is only available to such a small audience, it would be a great day for pirates and type appreciators if anyone knew someone from the school or could get a hold of the files in some other way."}
+{"text":"I WAN DIS FO FWEE go fuck yourself"}
+{"text":"it's free but exclusive so what's the bfd, nigger"}
+{"text":"I miss a lot this vibeeeee"}
+{"text":"I miss unicorn....."}
+{"text":"this remind me the porn era of Tumblr, not saying that in a bad way"}
+{"text":"Just wanted to make this thread to let you know that I hate you and I hope you all die soon."}
+{"text":"Best FICTIONAL sports team logos?"}
+{"text":"It was pretty gud. Seek normal place for more thoughts"}
+{"text":"Well, hot damn! What a last-minute turnaround! Not enough to advance, mind you, but maybe that's for the best. More time for me to finalize some draft proposals and generally get my act together across the board. Hope you enjoyed the Pet Shop Boys, we're going home with our heads high. If you're down for it, I'll be around and back in Autumn."}
+{"text":"banker peasant chief from warrior culture How about the San Francisco Samurai?"}
+{"text":"Blessing this thread with an ayy classic"}
+{"text":"lmao, I need those"}
+{"text":"Looking for a similar font, this seems to be handwritten. Original is from the 80s."}
+{"text":"Here are gender symbols. They can be turned into stickfigures and bathroom signs. Recommended colors: blue and purple (they are next to each other on the color wheel)"}
+{"text":"Also dickfigures"}
+{"text":"they are next to each other on the color wheel think about the colorblind!1!! :0"}
+{"text":"They aren't colored"}
+{"text":"i know duh, read OPs post Recommended colors: blue and purple (they are next to each other on the color wheel)"}
+{"text":"delta E > 2 and brigthness uniformity deviation > 20%. Colors wont be the same ever again."}
+{"text":"Ambient lighting further diluting black level detail and neutrality. Gamma curve 2.2 or sRGB piecewise, we will never know. RIP color"}
+{"text":"color"}
+{"text":"RGB color = rainbow colors. For basic colors, look to the BYR color wheel Also wheels are not working for colors just make a color chart with different shades"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"RGB = rainbow, RYB = basic"}
+{"text":"Post color palettes."}
+{"text":"gem palette"}
+{"text":"DB908A, DEA8A6, E29893, F3AEA7, F8CAB2, F7E3A4, FAF685, F8ED6B, E8EF61, D8FBA7, D7FEC7, CFFED2, C8F6D2, C1E9E0, ABDBE9, 9FC2E8, A4C4F4, A4ABEF, 9994D4 and BBBCF2."}
+{"text":"Depends on the project doesn't it?"}
+{"text":"I force myself to use Vim because I like the logo so much."}
+{"text":"Where is this from?"}
+{"text":"C'est exigeant, mais une fois qu'on s'en sert correctement on va vraiment plus vite + it's cool keep it up :)"}
+{"text":"Pourquoi tu parles en Français ?"}
+{"text":"Based reason. I only use vim because I don't know how to close it."}
+{"text":"ed"}
+{"text":"I'm making a gravel restomod from a 90s MTB. My original idea was to paint the frame purple (see the paint cap) and leave the rear triangle black. This was to be combined with these black and gold vinyl stickers. But now I'm not so sure anymore. I kinda love the look of the stickers on black, leaving only the golden borders visible. On the other hand, an all-black bike (all the hardware will be black) would look boring af. Now I'm leaning towards some sort of fade or dissolving effect and have some of the stickers overlap both colors. What would you do? Feel free to draw on the image."}
+{"text":"Why, of course I know the guy! I guess I have a certain type, I like neon contrasts. Ah, that makes more sense. Still not quite right for me, though."}
+{"text":"wow, funny! found this pic anyway"}
+{"text":"Ok, I see what you mean. But that's too subdued for my taste. Although you do have me thinking about not using black after all..."}
+{"text":"yeah, his purple is pastel and yours is light but bright/neon, so it'll pop differently but just to show you something in the ballpark"}
+{"text":"I think a I'm going a totally different route. Since my plan is to tour with the bike and camp in sketchy locations (wild camping is illegal here, in theory), I'll go for a stealthy build. Dark green it is."}
+{"text":"Hi guys! I'm searching for a HD version of the DWC logo from DragonBall World Collectable. It's an old Dragon Ball figures line released only in japan. Here is the said logo in a low quality..."}
+{"text":"It was pretty easy to just recreate in Illustrator. Enjoy. bejitabro btw."}
+{"text":"Some friendly suggestions for posting: - First ask Google, then ask /diy/. Your question will probably be better received if you do so. - List available resources (tools, materials, budget, time, etc.) - Try to use pictures and explain the goal, if possible - Be patient, this is a slow board; your thread will be around for days. - Share your results! /diy/ loves to see problems solved and projects completed!"}
+{"text":"I have made an anti-grav device in my humble shed."}
+{"text":"faith Doesn't apply to science. Only reproductible results."}
+{"text":"I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession?"}
+{"text":"That russian video clearly shows something hovering from electric spin/electromagnetism Why exactly would anyone sane trust anything that came from Russia?"}
+{"text":"anyone sane Fester be not sane"}
+{"text":"I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession? He is the type of loser that family gave up on and cut off all contact with him a long time ago..."}
+{"text":"Last Thread: Glitchy as fuck edition Your print failed? Go to: www.simplify3d.com/support/print-quality-troubleshooting Calibrate your printer. ellis3dp.com/Print-Tuning-Guide/ teachingtechyt.github.io/calibration.html If that doesn't help you solve your problems, post: A picture of the failed part Printer make & model Filament type/brand Slicer & slicer settings Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"eh. I've got some decent enough skills when it comes to cad, and a fair amount of nuisances that apply only to me and my space."}
+{"text":"dragon dildos?"}
+{"text":"Im printing a measuring tube rn is that s good enough justification?"}
+{"text":"Got an old printer, it has 2 Z, 1X and 1 Y endstop. Configured and compiled marlin 2 for it and it runs fine. Homes and prints. But when I run it out of the envelope by sending a G0 or G1 it will ignore the endstops and keep loosing steps until their count matches the called distance. It will also not prioritize unconditional halt, stop, E-stop, reset... but wait for a move to finish and then execute. Why? I didnt find anything in the marlin documentation. The geometry can definately be printed and refined by filling and smoothing. I wouldn't be too confident with the spray painting route some commenters suggested. But what you can do is electroplating. This means you will have to start with electrically conductive filament or get a conductive layer on there by some means first and then electroplate."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"I'm skimming through AliExpress looking for some cheap DIY amplifier kits just to play with and to practice soldering, and I see a lot of them require either 12V AC, or +-12V AC. Where am I supposed to take these? All the power supplies in this voltage range are DC."}
+{"text":"Whenever people talk about cleaning PCBs with IPA, are they referring to THIS kind of IPA? I know IPA tastes like shit, but it sounds like a bit of a waste to wash electronic circuit boards with hipster craft beer."}
+{"text":"Probably misprinted. Link to amps in question?"}
+{"text":"See if you can find the instructions/manual/schematic. If they're making a split supply from AC (dual half-wave rectified) then DC will not work. They still make 12VAC wall warts; wherever you're at or looking you might be better off searching for a 12VAC transformer if that's what you need."}
+{"text":"Worst DIY accident you've had or seen?"}
+{"text":"It's interesting how a thread full of tradies doesn't understand the concept of a body mechanic and would rather trust an engineer to fix the engine in their car for some reason."}
+{"text":"For sure and I do treat it with exercise and proper lift techniques. Really only bothers me when I first wake up in the morning, once I get moving it's good"}
+{"text":"1. human body is orders of magnitude more complex than the most advanced thing made by human 2. you only get one body, best take it to the guys with over a decade of very rigorous education and training"}
+{"text":"My uncle cut a piece of his finger off with a chainsaw, but I wasn't there to see it"}
+{"text":"If I go to the Doctor I can't afford to put food on the table that's not going to change until all the illegals are kicked out."}
+{"text":"Cool free shit on Craigslist/FB marketplace"}
+{"text":"if you want it... therein lies my existential crisis the purpose for a flatbed is to easier facilitate the transportation of junk but i really need less junk in my life and a flatbed project has a strong possibility of becoming another perpetual piece junk and even if i did fix and install it the result would still be mere pointless flailing in the wind in the grand scheme of things"}
+{"text":"but i really need less junk in my life You sure about that? Do it..... flatbeds are the best! Maybe it'll reinvigorate your will to live!"}
+{"text":"appreciate the kind words fren well see which way the winds of shit are blowing tomorrow"}
+{"text":"It's all gonna be ok fren. My hot take on it is if shit really is going down and the economy is tanking, then I might as well trade my fiat bux for some good steel and iron while the gettin is good and the funny money still has some value. As a land owner, nothing pisses me off more than people that litter."}
+{"text":"If you have a successful from home business, share your business plans with anons that want break free from the wagie matrix."}
+{"text":"1) Find out where the affluent suburbs are in your area. 2) Find out when the councils are picking up discarded furniture. 3) Rent a van on the day before pick up and go pick out the best bits you can 4) re-sell it on marketplace with a little to no refreshment 5) Profit"}
+{"text":"Also, retirement homes/villages. Keep an eye out on those. When a codger kicks the bucket the family usually throw away all the shit asap so they can sell the apartment. You can get a whole apartment of furniture in one spot."}
+{"text":"Not viable now, but my self-employment business model for 6 years was selling hardware kits on Etsy for homemade nerf blaster designs. I sold off the assets and tools to move overseas a few years ago and Etsy has turned itself into temu-lite so it's not a usable platform anymore. You would have to setup a web storefront with a different system like ecwid instead. Final year of operating the business I cleared $250k in revenue while having no employees and producing everything out of a shed in my backyard. The hobby has kind of fell off into the deep end though because manufacturers eventually caught up to the market demand for higher performance designs, so there's a lot more competition now. The hobby community also became a cesspool of drama and infighting too, so I'm glad I exited when I did."}
+{"text":"Kigurumi masks are still selling high on etsy though im not kurigamist lol If opt for tindie though thats for makers and way less flooded"}
+{"text":"yeah you'd know about that fucking disgusting kike"}
+{"text":"a piece of the sink siphon is leaking, need a new connecting piece store doesn't sell them individually, have to buy a new siphon set install the new part now the top of the siphon is leaking"}
+{"text":"Well I made a thing today. Started with a fiskars paper corrugator, but it wasn't sturdy enough to corrugate a beer can. Knocked out the axle stubs and replaced them with some 1/4\" drill rod and then drilled the end plates and built the frame. Little bit of lapping compound got everything running smoothly. Cleaned that out, greased it up, welded a plate top and bottom and added a 1/4\" socket so I can run metal through with a ratchet. Works bretty gud. Top piece is a beer can ran through once. Bottom piece was run through once, then turned a 1/4 turn and run through again just to see what it'd do."}
+{"text":"You first bby ;) How wide is the thing? almost 6.75\" wide, so realistically you can emboss a sheet 6.5\" wide if you line it up so it goes through perfectly straight. Do you have an extra gear connecting the two rollers, or do they just gear into each other? They just gear into each other. You could forego buying the Fiskars paper corrugator if you could find a good source for the aluminum extrusions they use for their rolls, but I have no idea where you would even begin to look, and unfortunately it would probably cost more per foot of extrusion than you could buy the entire Fiskars corrugator for! What a retarded world we live in."}
+{"text":"What are you planning to make with the corrugated metal? When I see corrugated metal, I think moldable heatshields."}
+{"text":"can you make something that bends in both directions like a hose"}
+{"text":"im really supposed to believe this is how these things are made"}
+{"text":"just make it as big as the sheet and use a hydraulic press then it's time efficient"}
+{"text":"Why has construction gotten so shit over the past 20 years? Ever since the start of McMansions, it's gotten worse. What would you do if you were this young rocket scientist in this situation?"}
+{"text":"Any plumber on earth will tell you that's bullshit, but if you're too stupid to realize you shouldn't be flushing wipes in the first place, you deserve whatever sewer backups and repair bills are coming your way."}
+{"text":"Not even kidding there should be a class action lawsuit against the wipe makers then."}
+{"text":"Why has construction gotten so shit over the past 20 years? Cost of materials, especially anything wood."}
+{"text":"It’s a fucking hammer… steel is steel. This is magical thinking."}
+{"text":"I'd imagine they probably have an asterisk and some fine print on the package to the tune of \"check with a qualified plumber to make sure these wipes are safe for YOUR old ass sewer pipes, retard\" but who knows. The kind of person who would flush wipes in the first place probably isn't literate anyways."}
+{"text":"what a girl do: Sprinter egr, serpentine belt, grill replacement, oil level senor replacements"}
+{"text":"ayo she cute"}
+{"text":"isn't this the ex mythbuster that got turned to mince after a crash at mach-fuck?"}
+{"text":"new meme format?"}
+{"text":"fpbp blocky skull wide-set eyes long neck pronounced trachea large hands Might be an invert, might be a tranny, but definitely 100% XY male genetics"}
+{"text":"isn't this the ex mythbuster that got turned to mince after a crash at mach-fuck? Nah that gal was Jessi Combs. Not too bad looking either."}
+{"text":"spend 4 years apprenticing under master furniture maker learning esoteric black magic japanese joinery and ancient craftsmanship make master grade table using said secret japanese techniques to absolute perfection put it for sale for 100 dollars zero interest on it for 2 years go on instagram some 6.5/10 woman in yoga pants puts a S4S piece of poplar wood from Home Depot through a Dewalt planer and then cuts it on a bandsaw into an ugly cutting board sells them for 500 dollars+has 150k subscribers its not fair i hate this world"}
+{"text":"theres a girl who says all her poops have been pre bought by standing orders"}
+{"text":"master grade table using said secret japanese techniques to absolute perfection can we see it"}
+{"text":"can we see it Principal Skinner No."}
+{"text":"wut it probably doesn't exist"}
+{"text":"That's what I was implying shittily with my Principal Skinner meme... Now that I'm at my desktop computer I'll post the real meme."}
+{"text":"Customer complained of weak fire and smoke backing up into the house"}
+{"text":"Collect heatsinks out of old electronics and attach them to your chimney"}
+{"text":"Thankfully I have not a real fireplace but a big cast iron thing that feeds into the old chimney so I don't think it drafts much cold air"}
+{"text":"There's this firestation YT channel and most of it is chimney fires in the homes of retards that don't do the mandatory annual cleaning. Of course they are never charged with anything. This way it continues and they can use it as an argument for banning fireplaces."}
+{"text":"charges Right because your house burning down isn't punishment enough. You also need a fine that if unpaid will land you in jail if you can't pay because you lost everything. What made you like this? Mommy didn't love you? Daddy beat you daily? Are you an orphan raise by the cold bureaucratic hand of the government?"}
+{"text":"I burn random shit in here too just for fun"}
+{"text":"welfare faggots That's a funny way to say brown foreigners."}
+{"text":"actually, plenty of our own, white citizens live mostly off of welfare. I am a job haver though. Migrants tend to not use welfrare at all."}
+{"text":"Any thoughts on 18650 powered quads? I'm considering either picrel or the rekon35 v2. Still new to the hobby and I only have whoop batteries so I wanted to avoid buying larger lipos and a new charger."}
+{"text":"Migrants tend to not use welfrare at all."}
+{"text":"They can be okay if you're fine with slow cruising, but beware the battery holders. The tabs frequently suck, and it's way better to have an actual plug soldered/spot welded on. I took a long range cruiser as my first, and it broke the most because it was so thin. Even slightly bad landings could snap arms. None of my freestyle quads ever lost an arm."}
+{"text":"Need help/advice. Symptoms were: -loss of compression on pistons 2 and 3 -gurgling sound heard inside cabin (sounded like air bubbles in the water running through the heater matrix) -some white smoke exiting the tail pipe. Not a lot of it I've removed the engine head, convinced that the gasket was burnt. It seems fine (see second pic). Now, I have to buy a new gasket (I was counting on this) but, because the old one doesn't seem burnt, I don't know the origin of the problem. So I could end up reassembling the entire thing, just to find out the problem is still there. Help"}
+{"text":"That's not where you measure the piston clearance Thanks for the tip. Not gonna remove a piston, though. It's beyond what I'm willing to do with this car."}
+{"text":"I can't remove the block and I'm not going to remove the pistons. So are you going to part-out the car, or scrap it?"}
+{"text":"Still, the gap and ovality don't explain why I hear a gurgling sound inside the car. A bad block would. Cylinders do not wear like that normally. If the block is warped, it would cause the block liner wear like you describe and also cause your combustion leak/coolant burning problems because the lack of flatness acts just like a head gasket/warped head. This is common in the 4 cylinder ecoboosts, but I think less common in the zetecs (you said earlier it wasn't en ecoboost), but that is what it sounds like, anon."}
+{"text":"So are you going to part-out the car, or scrap it? Nope. After all the work I had chasing this problem, I'll buy a new gasket, assemble everything and get the engine running again, just to see if the problem was the gasket or not. Today I cleaned the top face of the block and checked it for flatness with a straight edge and feeler gauge. Looks perfect. I've also run my finger inside each cylinder, looking for cracks. Couldn't find any. So, I guess I still don't know where the problem is coming from. I know that the head has reached 126 centigrade a couple of times. That's 259 fahrenheit. Maybe that could explain something. And it is a zetec, not an ecoboost. From what I've read online, they really fucked up with the ecoboost."}
+{"text":"-gurgling sound heard inside cabin (sounded like air bubbles in the water running through the heater matrix) If the engine has an EGR valve, replace it in the process. They don't last more than 75k miles and will make this noise or sound like you have an exhaust leak. You can temporarily fix the noise by cleaning the EGR valve with brake cleaner."}
+{"text":"DIY youtuber filming & posting their project they use tinkercad can someone please help me understand why half of DIY engineering youtubers' go-to 3d modeling program is an imprecise, enshittified mess made for kids?"}
+{"text":"Solidworks is dog shit"}
+{"text":"This. Why can't you just have it drill m5x6 here, cut 10cm diameter x10 there; not even a simple library of most basic standard shit people use daily. Heck, was trying some pretty bigshot softs (rhino, etc.) a while back and they couldn't even do mixed tolerances (e g.: +1,-0) or metric and imperial at the same time. It's all completely unintuitive retardation. Lol"}
+{"text":"This is the major cause. I suspect that the same people who made he cad program, also test it them self. And that way they end up concluding that their software is very intuitive. There are a couple of good ones out there, but sadly many of them are behind a pay wall. But i do understand people use tinkercad, its very easy to use. And they keep adding features. They do still need to add an easy way to round edges and corners. Otherwise i use DesignSpark Mechanical."}
+{"text":"Chamfer x from here to here Dove tail xyz from here to here Etc. Btw, word in the industry is pretty much high end cad=russian coders (e.g.: nurbs, etc.), but i guess project managers is where it gets fucked."}
+{"text":"I will power the circuit with s potato and nails on tinkercad.Problem?"}
+{"text":"help how do i level it out without it tipping"}
+{"text":"The power switch, for one. And it looks like cast, so you can't weld it."}
+{"text":"has a picking eye on the top. proceed to wrap it in a spiderweb of ratchet straps"}
+{"text":"I dont understand how people like this run businesses and make money i just dont understand"}
+{"text":"it's not what you know it's who you know"}
+{"text":"german gnomes have some kinda patent on cutting metal with metal?"}
+{"text":"Last General: linktr(dot)ee/4chansewing <---- links and shit Always remember, it doesn't have to be the theme, post your work, post what you want to talk about as long as it has something to do with sewing in general, or the craft in general. We welcome everyone and will try our best to help you out. Yes, sewing is an art, it's a practicing art, you will always suck at it, but remember that everyone starts somewhere, so Google everything! Or just show off your work. --------------------------------------------------------------- Your question may be stupid, but ask it anyway. also: my bad, I didn't know our thread died. My bad."}
+{"text":"how's the fit?"}
+{"text":"It's good, but I think I should have raised the spot where the seam curves a little. It looks ok but the crotch is low. I've got four more to do, I'm doing them in reverse order of how much I care how they come out so when I get to my expensive kevlar-lined motorcycle jeans I'll know what I'm doing. Hopefully."}
+{"text":"i downloaded this last week and just started watching it ep 1: guy roasts the girls shitty sewing attempt in great detail ep 2: entire ep spent measuring mostly naked girl it's funny and cringy and you will be disowned if anyone catches you watching it but i just started ep3"}
+{"text":"i ride as well and i wouldn't trust myself to fuck with safety gear (and my machine couldn't handle it). be safe out there anon"}
+{"text":"Thanks. These old machines will munch through anything that fits under the presser foot. I'm told the salesmen would sew a leather belt to a steel soup can as a demonstration."}
+{"text":"or \"whore stories\" if you have any. butt mostly \"deals gone bad\" and how RE Agents fucked someone, or you, and how The Process generally sucks ass and should be fed into a wood chipper. I need these examples, and I figure this is best place even though not technically DIY, I'm doing a project that needs this info from mostly a DIY friendly perspective, not a Trophy Wife perspective. Thx in advance, when my Project's true nature reveals itself you will like it. Bascially, right now, I need examples to show a few people how the existing \"Process\" needs to mostly end and be replaced with new regime."}
+{"text":"i just immediately reject them and laugh shoulda made a real low ball offer, with a few choice comments. but DESU, she sounds like a good agent. one of my pet peeves is agents get flat % so they have no incentive as sellers not to take a low offer and make 97% of the commission with 10% of the effort, then on to next one. I've got a nice junky \"storage unit on the street\" van I could loan you to park in front of their house. Way I see it, in my 'hood (I'm a renter) the 'hood could pony up $20k split 20 ways to buy my van and scrap it, and they'd all get $5K boost to property values."}
+{"text":"at least it sounds like he was trying to make you money and not let any buyers slip away. this thread really ain't going like I expected. :("}
+{"text":"Borrowed money from my parents to buy a house. We aint rich, it was 60k that they inherited and refused to invest. Realtor needs proof of funds, which we provide Realtor does not pass this along to bank that owns the property or her boss Contract almost falls through because of this I get snarky emails from realtor's boss about how any idiot can say they have 60k Have to scramble to fix their fuckup, while at work. In the end the realtor did slip me a $50 home cheapo gift card, which is more useful than an apology. I truly hate bossbitches though, they think leadership is rudeness and operating off assumptions."}
+{"text":"buying my first house in June use the inspector my agent recommends (whoops) doesn't check the AC because it was \"too cold to even turn the system on, couldn't risk damaging it\" it was 50 degrees that day doesn't notice that the freon line inside the house has been cut, even though he flagged several other issues with the ceiling in the basement right near it ends up costing me $1500, my agent says there's no way he could have possibly checked it and I should be lucky an AC repair isn't more expensive after a lot of yelling at people, my home warranty eventually reverses their determination and covers the whole thing out of a \"gesture of goodwill\" after I give them even more money. I'm finding a male agent ext time, fuck women."}
+{"text":"My realtor tried to hook me up with her daughter and I should have accepted because she's a model now"}
+{"text":"I see most brands make two types of SDS drill, but why? what's the difference between a hammer drill and a rotary hammer? what's the difference between these two types, is it just the power? does the first one do the same thing as the second?"}
+{"text":"left: 2,6 joule hammering power right: 2,1 joule hammering power size and price isnt all, i got the left and it does my jobs with some to spare. for drain pipe i have used it up to 35mm in thick concrete, takes a battery but its more powerull than your dads old 220v. for car repairs it eats through spot welds like they wherent there. right might have dust retrieval or something i couldnt find thoose specs easily."}
+{"text":"The mechanism in them defines the primary function This video explains it perfectly. Both the drills OP pictured are Rotary Hammers. This is not a question of a Hammer Drill, using a serrated gear to drive the chuck back and forth vs an actual Rotary Hammer, potentially using an electro pneumatic mechanism. As far as the two drills go, both if I’m not mistaken are actual rotary hammers with an actual rotary hammer mechanism. Some rotary hammers use an inline design, like the Bosch Bulldog drills, and some use an angled (90 degree, although not actually 90 degrees, mechanism), like the design that Hilti became famous for. Whether there is actually an advantage to either design other than preferred ergonomics, I am unsure. Most major rotary hammer manufacturers use the inline mechanism for smaller less expensive rotary hammers, then switch to the design where the motor is at an angle to the drill arbor once you get to rotary hammers meant for larger work, maybe from 5/8” up to 1-1/2” inch solid core drilling, then the manufacturers switch back to a linear design once you get to hand held demolition drilling and breaking sizes. I’ve always presumed the reason for the different designs once patents ran out was ergonomics and overall length, with the angled motor design allowing a few inches to be eliminated from the length for larger drilling that might have to be done in confined spaces. Once the drill gets too large though, their is likely no point to using a rotary hammer though, so the angle design for a hammering mechanism gets ditched."}
+{"text":"I got an impact drill because my other one was so shitty. But at the same time i mostly use it to drill 3d prints so its kind of overkill."}
+{"text":"If the right one drills poorly, why yhe fuck does it come with quick switch? Whats the point in attatching a normal drill chuck to it then?"}
+{"text":"Well it drills , just not as good. Its a multi function, people want that. top rpm is lower and the gearbox is single speed(albeit adjustable),torque is lower(i believe). Some materials for drilling want fast speeds and high pressure, things rotary hammer cant provide. But it can do hammering. Rotary hammer does wonders in drilling concrete because it hammers but is only ok in other materials. Perhaps true as far as i can tell from the parts diagrams for these two machines. They both hammer just in a different form factor and the mechanism is for hammering in both despite the different design. one is lighter duty tho. But that doesn't change the fact that the video in itself is correct. The differences usually are in the mechanism and the primary use for it."}
+{"text":"i looked into it a few years ago when i still had the gumption to wageslave. its basically just being a temp except everyone hates you 24/7. and if you get sent to a big union plant in the rust belt you can expect to be at minimum screamed at by 50 yo manchildren on the picketline. and about 50/50 whether youll get the windows broken out of your car and dogshit dumped in or even physically assaulted. if its bad the temp agency will bus you in though mostly its just mindnumbing production work for half again the pay plus maybe ot if youre not getting 1099 ratfucked jewed. read the fineprint on the contract"}
+{"text":"I'm milling some holes into the faceplate of an instrument enclosure and it's 'foaming up' as the mill is making passes. Pretty sure it's some kind of aluminum. I'm re-running the program to clean it up but still the foamed metal is bulging out over the edges and making cleanup a real pain. Is this something I can fix with a different feed and speed or is it just shitty aluminum?"}
+{"text":"machine? cutter? rpm? feedrate? finish cut?"}
+{"text":"i hate 304. and its inconsistent as hell. somebody told me the extra machineable carpenter steel version was just tight input controlled melt. but i digress precision twist brand cobalt drills are ok. nachi cobalt are the goat im pretty conservative on 304. id probably start at 600-650 rpm and .003 feed w/.062 peck and play from there. if you dont have flood get a bottle of molydee or sulphurized oil and brush the tip evey peck. +25% on everything if you have flood @10-12% concentration get 2 or 3 drills and swap them out every 5 holes or so because the heat just builds in them"}
+{"text":"Diy tabletop cnc, 1/8 2 flute HSS end mill, don't know manually adjusted, 5in/min, none."}
+{"text":"I have a fair bit of experience with meshslop. At 20 miles, you have to actually do best practices, you need a hill, your other end needs a hill, you need fresnel clearance, at minimum 3 meters between the base of your antenna and the ground or any other object. You need perfect line of sight with up to 40 metres of fresnel clearance towards the middle of the span. 1w is ok for a portable node you walk around with, that unit is shit for a router node. Sadly I wish there was a clear answer at the moment but the market is still pretty schizo about 1-2w gear. The single most important thing before anything is is altitude and fresnel clearances, the next important thing is your antenna, the third import thing is a LNA, the fourth is your transmit power. Like I have a node on a mountain, it is mounted on a tower and has a fairly inexpensive $500 antenna and an amplified node and produces like 12.6w eirp (idgaf). it's cool and all but like nothing else can reply back, occasionally ill run across someone posting about seeing it in like a different region's discord like 300km away and it's kinda funny to me. Like I'm not saying don't get it, but it's also out of stock at the moment for miles users. It generally isn't going to do much more than a heltec lora32 v4 you can get for half the cost."}
+{"text":"1W I was under the impression LoRa used milliwatts if not microwatts. Is this a thing you can do with a ham license?"}
+{"text":"He was rescued by a CCG boat out of Port Hardy. If I remember correctly other assets were called out: a plane from 442 Squadron (Comox) was dispatched and I think a commercial vessel transiting off Cape Scott diverted but was not needed. The boater was out of his league for boat size and the time of the year. He did not have marine VHF."}
+{"text":"I believe he’s using a idgaf license."}
+{"text":"It's ism band, you are allowed up to 1w conducted and 4w eirp. Though there are some psd limitations and antenna rules that limit you to less in almost all sòytastic bands but no one abides by that."}
+{"text":"Recently I've been seeing these \"overly meticulous and pedantic\" home inspectors popping up on YouTube, namely this guy and his copycats. They claim to be \"exposing corruption in the housing industry\" but as others have pointed out, it's all part of the marketing. What do you think?"}
+{"text":"So in your country, the guy who installs the roof also owns the cement truck? He makes the cabinets?"}
+{"text":"doesn't work like that for a licensed contractor... Sure it does lmao. As long as you're on good terms with family/friends. Obviously, if you ruin something they could still sue your ass. Not sure how it works with bond/insurance if there's no paper trail, though."}
+{"text":"Honestly I'm glad I saw this and would want to hire them or a better inspector than I had when I bought my house"}
+{"text":"I'm in San Jose, CA and I've worked with guys and we did under house foundation repair and pouring cement, to bathroom tile, framing including complex new skylights through existing roof, siding, and one guy would make copy of rotted french doors in one day, from lumber, on the lawn, with table-saw, router and biscuit tool."}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you asking?"}
+{"text":"tell me how do I tie my hands behind my back that won't untie, this is the only place I can find real answers so go ahead"}
+{"text":"the detectives aren't going to believe that you're a victim, anon"}
+{"text":"you tie them keeping them in front then slip them under your butt it needs flexibility tying hands is easy i want to learn to tie my elbows"}
+{"text":"when I took Security Guard handcuff training they showed us this real trick way to use a length of rope to make handcuffs, but it was hard to remember I'm sure its on youtube somewhere."}
+{"text":"Simple you tie them around your neck too if you struggle to much you run out of breath.>:)"}
+{"text":"Just buy a pair of handcuffs off amazon"}
+{"text":"Is 6 gauge welded wire fencing enough to keep black bears and coyotes out of a kennel built for puppies? I don't want to go electric for perimeter fencing."}
+{"text":"bears Electric fences do jack fucking shit to bears."}
+{"text":"capacitor issue"}
+{"text":"Electric fences do jack fucking shit to bears but a 200gr nosler partition applied at 2900fps from any practical range will fuck jacks shit up and cease all the pik a nik basket snatching for yogi and boo boo"}
+{"text":"nosler what maintains 2/3rds of original weight after fired huh, i do not think i care about weight, m/2*v^2"}
+{"text":"Now add in fence posts, wire, permits, and survey The cost of those things are irrelevant to the comparison since you'd be doing those things regardless of whether or not the fence you're putting in was electrified."}
+{"text":"3x the price of their competitor brands specialise in powered tools I don't get it, surely they can't be that good?"}
+{"text":"Festool originated the modular lick together tool box system for power tools. Originally the Tanos Systainer system was just meant ad a reusable box system got transporting tools and accessories to tool dealers, with the boxes intended to be shipped back to Festool once the dealer received the shipment. Dealers allegedly started not sending the boxes back, because they gound the boxes useful, so Festool spun that off as Tanos, and started advertising the box system as well as selling the modular box system to other tool brands such as Black & Decker for the Dewalt and Elu brands, with other brands such as Mafell and Metabo and Makita also using Systainers at one point, or at least offering them as an aftermarket accessory. Festool used ABS plastic, maybe due yo cost. A number of other manufacturers now making modular tool box systems use different plastics that may be more impact resistant."}
+{"text":"this is why festool holds the bit inside the gear shaft Festool could have made the Festool Centrotec System compatible with other quick change systems simply by driving a hex broach down the center. They chose not to to keep the system proprietary, even they making the system compatible would have cost little extra in effort. Festool also literally couldn’t or wouldn’t properly explain the proprietary and non compatibility of the system, which is something they have a habit of. The Centrotec keyless chucks are also plastic shit, They may work, but basic Milwaukee cordless drills that cost 1/3 the amount were being sold with far better drill chucks. There were also alternative systems that Festool could have piggybacked onto, made by manufacturers like Wiha. (Who already makes accessories for Festool). Festool just decided to make non-compatible accessories."}
+{"text":"oh nononono, you mean it doesnt fit my 30ct ali express hssCO hex drill bits. I need to spend on quality to get quality? NANI??? The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with standard US made 1/4” Hex quick change systems, that were around before Festool introduced they Centrotec system. The Festool system is not compatible with Japanese made quick change systems. The Festool system is not compatible with the Wiha Driv-Loc system, or System VI system, or the Wera Vario system, all three of which use 6mm hex blades. The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with any of the three Stanly North Brothers Yankee bit standards, which have been around for almost 100 fucking years, and which also use round fucking shanks. The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with the 5/16 inch hex bit standard, or the 1/4 square or 5/16 square shank industrial bit standards."}
+{"text":"The Centrotec keyless chucks are also plastic shit, the \"chuck\" is just the axial retainer you collosal dumb fuck obviously the regular chuck can hold any hex bit, but unlike the competition it doesnt have 2 millimeters wobble"}
+{"text":"Fein and Bosch worked together to design and standardize on an oscillating blade standard, and may have worked on dome other mounting standards as well. Fein also manufactures the oscillating tool Festool sells. Fein mostly decided to focus on metalworking, and removed themselves from the woodworking market, other than a cordless jigsaw and basic drills and the oscillating tools and vacuums. Fein may still be making motors and components for Trumpf and Draco."}
+{"text":"SQTDDTOT Last one hit bump limit"}
+{"text":"I think this is supposed to send out a signal to call the phone when the switchboard goes off and it’s not working. Help please. What is this? Does anyone have any familiarity with working with something like this?"}
+{"text":"Is there a good website for obscure things? I'm looking for a Jiayin JPYC-2 solenoid pump. Those are easy enough to find, but the one I need is DC22v where everything I see online is AC."}
+{"text":"Anyone know where i can get Haynes manuals as pdf? Im looking for the ( Chinese, Taiwanese &Korean 125cc motorcycles, Haynes repair manual: revised 2015) we are working on his Chineseium lexmoto we need wiring diagram."}
+{"text":"relay"}
+{"text":"I didn't do much on the panel side for fire alarms (mostly hung devices for those and did some programming on a few burg systems). We're not going to know much without knowing what's wired into it. Is it tied into the bell circuit? Stab in the dark it's for a remote booster. Say your main panel only has enough oomph to drive two floors worth of strobes and horns. You're at the limit for your wire runs and the draw from the panel but you've got a third floor that needs notification devices too. You install a remote booster so you've got power closer to that third floor and run that floor's notification circuits from it. A wire from the main panel goes to booster so, when the main panel is in alarm, the bells and whistles from the booster panel go off too. Just my guess anyway."}
+{"text":"3d printing was supposed to be eventually in everyone's home. What happened?"}
+{"text":"Anyone remember 10+ years ago when the hype was so crazy that people were imagining that even microchips could be printed, and the stock price for DDD mooned then crashed hard? lol To be fair, a huge number of “predicted common future technologies” wind up getting overhyped, then don’t live up yo expectations, then get mostly rejected, before eventually actually becoming common, but possibly in a slightly different form than expected, and way later than expected. “Robots” for washing dishes, and clothes essentially exist in the majority of homes, just in the form of a “magic box” that you put the clothes or dishes in, that can automatically dispense detergent, and tun a number of separate cycles, with clean dishes or clothes coming out of the box at the end. This is just different than a humanoid robot washing the dishes in a sink like in the Jetsons. Being able to print photographic quality prints from a box at home, in minutes is also possible nowadays, as is reading a huge library of books of of a thin tablet no thicker, and in many cases thinner than an Ancient Greek or Roman writing tablet made from wax coated wood or slate. Those tablets can also replay events as video, or show realistic colored photographs. Cricut machines can cut out doilies, and print stuff to programs one can download. Single piece molded ultra shock absorbing shoes now exist. Electric cars that are actually somewhat functional for daily commuting exist. (As predicted in the Watchmen comic) Ships with rail guns supposedly may exist. Machines that can run learning programs for children exist, and are basically ultra common, and sometimes more intelligent than university professors. 3D printing exists, it just needs major industry to get the quality up, and the price down, and then to figure out how to at least semi regulate the technology and make money off of it."}
+{"text":"Is there a specific deadline on \"eventually\"? Each year more and more people have them. When television came out, adoption was slow but eventually everyone had one. It's crazy how modern culture demands everything happen instantaneously or it's considered a failure. It took almost a century for TVs to actually become common enough that most houses actually had a TV let alone multiple TVs. I’m fairly certain that plenty of people who wanted a TV but who were too broke to afford a TV still existed into the 1980s or 1990s, and it took till about a decade or so ago for TVs to be so affordable and common that perfectly usable TVs would put out on the curb by someone who just upgraded their TV size by a foot or more. Milton Berle appeared on a TV broadcast in 1929, when he was actually a somewhat known star of stage and radio, so it was actually 50 years or more before he recounted on some talk show about appearing on TV when it was some still ultra obscure technology."}
+{"text":"regulate it Begone"}
+{"text":"What happen is the prints are ugly. Most people would be better off with a resin 3d printer for their figurines. Theres only niche uses for it for prototyping or edge cases."}
+{"text":"Btw the argument for ghost guns is kind of silly because at the end of the day the barrel is the thing that takes most of the pressure. Hard wood is superior in some ways to the strongest filaments."}
+{"text":"What does /diy/ know about insulation a crawlspace? I live in the south and bought this house in the fall, didn't have to touch the A/C for heating or cooling till like December and my power bill more then fucking doubled. I do know the crawlspace is uninsulated, but it has those vents so its \"open\". I read that spray foam is the easiest to install but might be bad long term because it can trap moisture, but I fucking hate dealing with fiberglass. Would it be a good idea to spray foam in places unlikely to see moisture? The house was designed so all the plumbing is in one small area. So maybe just do fiberglass around there and foam the rest?"}
+{"text":"but the type of heating system you have is far more important. I'm thinking your RE Agent fucked you in the ass and there is something seriously wrong with your system and its basically pumping $100 bills into your neighborhood and you are \"heating every house on the block except your own\". Please post details of RE sale and agent's lack of input on your Heating in this thread. Ditto on the Thermal Cam. I had a SEEK Thermal plug into smart phone and it was amazing (got stolen with backpack). Best outdoor etc thingy ever. Its like being The Predator. I think any RE Sale needs to include a Thermal scan of house in relation to outside temps to gauge future HVAC bill. Just make the temps as different as possible and AI should be able to sus out the rest. I'd go with Rock, if fiberglass gets wet it can create a weird cycle where the wet causes cooling and the cooling in turn grabs water by lower Dew Point, so it stays wet until it rots your joists. BTW, WTF can be easily and cheaply sprayed on raw wood framing to prevent rot, mold and termites, that isn't too toxic and wont be a big shit deal if I have to sell the house and some Inspector eyeballs it?"}
+{"text":"wtf can I spray Borate. Bora-Care or something like that, preferably with a mold treatment. It's mostly water, so as long as you saturate the lumber, it'll wick deep into the core of the wood."}
+{"text":"I need to re-stump my place like this, but have limited space to crawl around under there and the water level in the wet season is about 1ft/ 300mm deep so any concrete foundation i dig will attrack water to sit under them, anyone got anyvadvice?"}
+{"text":"\"sleepers\", beams laid on ground, like PT 4x6. I'm thinking wouldn't be Code but if they were connected and made rectangle or had angle braces from joist it could be OK and they would stay put. Then some sort of jack to adjust them tight to house if they start to dig in."}
+{"text":"Bora-Care looks good, seems like should almost be a Code in lots of places."}
+{"text":"Hedonismbot disapproves"}
+{"text":"OK, so when I was thinking of using both my discrete components motor controller design parts I already made and then also separately implementing the integrated half bridge IC design going forward, it hit me that the 8v- and arduino gnd tie together on the half bridge IC by necessity but this ruined their intended isolation I needed for my discrete components motor controller design particularly for the lowside switching portion of that schematic. On the lowside switching portion, the little mosfet has 12v- and arduino gnd tied to its source pin. If on the integrated half bridge I also have to tie arduino gnd and 8v-, then that means 12v- and 8v- and arduino gnd are all tied together always. That completely ruined the necessary isolation between arduino gnd/12v- and 8v- that I had intended to be in place for my lowside switch setup. So that was bug #1 freshly introduced that I would then need to solve for in my discrete components motor controller design. When studying this out on the discrete components motor controller design, another error hit me: when any lowside switch turned on in the design, the 12v- dedicated power supply gnd and the 8v- motor supply gnd become connected as long as that lowside switch is on. Since every lowside switch had always access to 8v gnd on its source pin, then even one moment of 12v gnd and 8v gnd attachment anywhere on the robot would cause every lowside switch in the entire robot to immediately turn on at the same time."}
+{"text":"So if any turned on, then all turned on. This was a huge oversight. For some reason since I only designed and focused on one half bridge conceptually at a time, I did not consider the effects one half bridge has on its neighboring half bridges. This just never occurred to me. I guess conceptually I envisioned that every half bridge had its own personal 12v ground from its own personal 12v supply that was electrically isolated from the entire rest of the robot. But of course that's not practical even if it is technically possible. So in testing, things did work, but would have failed as soon as I tried to test more than one half bridge at a time. So I caught this bug before testing revealed it. I discussed this horrible situation with chatgpt and it taught me that in a complex system like a robot, grounds of all your different supply rail voltages cannot be relied on to be isolated from one another like I was treating it. Even if at times they were momentarily, one switch, one change and suddenly they are not and it all becomes a common system ground again. So if I can't safely assume a ground for any given voltage is safely disconnected from the grounds of other voltages, I should not rely on switching on and off access to any particular ground to any of my lowside switches. Instead, I should be shorting the gate driver of the lowside switches to ground to shut them off rather than messing with their source pin's ground connections like I was before. I am to leave the source pin's ground connection as 12v- and its gate connection as 12v+ at all times except when I want to shut it off - at which point I short the gate pin to gnd using my logic level mosfet to do so."}
+{"text":"The fix was very straightforward and minor: I just had to add a 100ohm resistor in series with the gate pin of my big power mosfet lowside switch and then reroute my little mosfet a09t drain pin to the big lowside mosfet's gate pin instead of its source pin. The connection to its gate pin must be downstream of that 100 ohm series resistor so that the path from the big mosfet's gate pin has almost zero resistance when traveling through the little mosfet's drain line and over to its source line into ground. This way when you turn on the little mosfet, the big mosfet's internal capacitor quickly empties out, flushing into the path to ground created by the little mosfet and that discharges the big mosfet, shutting it off. When you want it back on, you shut the little mosfet off, which allows the big mosfet's internal capacitor to charge up again, which turns the big mosfet back on. So the setup now acts like a normally on relay. Note: the resistor on the drain line of the little mosfet that we used to have when it fed into the source line previously is now removed. We want no resistance on there because that would impede the little mosfet's ability to discharge the big mosfet's internal capacitor in a timely manner. We want to be able to not only discharge that capacitor quickly but also direct all incoming current from the 12v+ line that makes it past the 100ohm resistor heading for that big mosfet's gate into our ground path. This rapid redirect flushes so much of that already limited current that hardly any can make it inside the gate of the big mosfet which causes the gate of the big mosfet's voltage to approach near zero volts. So it's called a \"pull down\" path to ground. Attached is a photo of my schematic before and after the fix."}
+{"text":"Attached is a photo of full updated schematic with the changes in place. That all having been said, this discrete components original bldc motor controller design, now fixed, is worth keeping archived, but is now basically abandoned now that I have access to the time, money, and space saving shortcut of my integrated half bridge IC based design. It's kind of sad to abandon something I spent so much time on, but who knows, I may still use it if I ever come across a motor that I can't find a cheap half bridge integrated IC for in the future. It's a great schematic to have at the ready for that scenario."}
+{"text":"When is OP gonna post results?"}
+{"text":"I'm going to assume that the recipient does not know about your plans in advance, or are at least playing along and feigning ignorance for purposes of mutual sexual gratification. Your options are to modify the fabric, the stitching/adhesive, or the buckles/fasteners, if there are any. Fabric: Could try making one out of paper. You'll have to find something that is robust enough to stitch or glue but that loses strength when wet. Paper clothes were a thing back in the Sixties, might be worth looking into. Supposedly the material felt kind of like suede or doeskin. Alternatively, there is a material called vilene that dissovles in water. It looks like white tissue paper, but feels like fabric. It might work if you layered it. I have no ideas on stitching, catgut (surgical thread) takes too long to dissolve and I don't know of any other thread materials that would dissolve at all. Glue would be easy to replace with something water-soluble that is still flexible. I don't know if there are swimsuit styles that use adhesive rather than stitching, but that might be something else to look into. Buckles/fasteners... call me crazy but you might be able to use molded pasta or starch for this. You know those biodegradable straws? Something like that would lose strength in short order, but not immediately. An alternative approach: buy a very sheer swimsuit (the more see-through the better) and coat it with something that makes it appear opaque when dry. Or find one that looks solid when dry but sheer when wet. You can look up some very nice pics of Julia Fox that demonstarte what I'm talking about. Honestly, if you're just trying to find a way to indulge you or your wife's exhibitionist streak, you might want to just get her a Wicked Weasel bikini and one of those semi-sheer beach robes."}
+{"text":"Here’s what I don’t get: if they are so smart, why can’t they get a proper haircut? It’s like that superhero dr Manhattan, if he’s so alll-powerful, how come he can’t erase that atom symbol from his forehead, shrink down to a reasonable size and materialize a tracksuit so he’s not naked. Maybe he did, and it was made out of dissolving thread and it’s gone now after he went swimming."}
+{"text":"why can’t they get a proper haircut? All 4 have a proper haircut. What they don't have is a stylist spending an hour doing their hair and then the photography assistant spending a few hours in photoshop making sure the picture looks perfect."}
+{"text":"300k salary yeah you wish"}
+{"text":"Every time i buy a new tool i get a small rush of happiness but it is fleeting. Then shortly after i start looking for the next tool to buy. How do i overcome this? I really don't need any more tools at this point."}
+{"text":"I'm not quite to this point yet, but I have been given quite a bit of stuff over the years. I think most people are just glad it's not getting scrapped or re-sold..."}
+{"text":"I want to make a giant jigsaw puzzle with pieces being around 6 inches to 3 inches square. How can I do this with a jigsaw, drill, and miter saw?"}
+{"text":"choose puzzle image open in a design software expand to desired size apply jigsaw overlay number all the pieces print in sections cut out pieces"}
+{"text":"That soulless slop"}
+{"text":"soulless slop for a soulless /r/"}
+{"text":"If you were going to build your own, what would you do differently from what you've done with work?"}
+{"text":"Not the anon you replied to but a few things I'd do for building my own home is frame the whole house 2 x 6 redwood, I don't care how much it costs. Conduit runs instead of romex, all copper pipes no PEX microplastic shit. Metal roof. And plyboard on every single interior wall before drywall goes up, for shear strength, better sound isolation, and so I can hang anything on any wall without needing to find a stud"}
+{"text":"New place has a 27' X 40' foundation, with power, and plumbed w water and septic. Currently has a shitty shit I'm using to store wood on. And what's left of my Observatory. I think they used to keep a fifth wheel on there judging from the ruts they left in the lawn last year. Have always wanted to do my own timberframe in a hammerbeam design ~1500 sqft It's near a property line but I'm not sure what offsets are allowed. There's already a building west of it that is about 4 ft from the property line so I'm assuming that's the allowable limit"}
+{"text":"Has a couple of apple trees off to one side and the other side by the fence has a nice plum trees I don't want to get rid of."}
+{"text":"that's all good except the copper>pex I RO my drinking water, simple as. pex is just fantastic in every other way"}
+{"text":"Lost your marbles? Make some!"}
+{"text":"looks like a piece of wagyu beef"}
+{"text":"Pretty ebin"}
+{"text":"That's right, the rolling process introduces a bit of mixing at the surface which muddles the colors"}
+{"text":"Meant to post this one"}
+{"text":"if you fire them at cone 018 it will keep most of the gloss (unlike higher cones) and will make them more durable."}
+{"text":"Who is the true king od the middle shelf?"}
+{"text":"got a yato ratchet set, it's pretty decent. my cordless shop vac is from einhell, also got their energy station. I'm happy with that stuff"}
+{"text":"In America AEG gives you free batteries for life if you register your cordless tools But it’s got like 10% of the selection of the EU"}
+{"text":"There's a comparison between Parkside performance and Milwaukee impact drivers on yt; mil won on high torque. Guess the key there was the corded part."}
+{"text":"total"}
+{"text":"Vevor."}
+{"text":"Show us a pic of your workbench/workstation where the magic happens. What kind of surface is your workbench? What kind of desk? etc."}
+{"text":"I hate even talking about it, but that'll probably resolve itself in a few more years, they're already 79/80."}
+{"text":"how do you make your own i need some"}
+{"text":"was feeling aimless and overwhelmed by the shitheap so spent an hour reclaiming a little benchtop visibility* *crap displaced jammed in other places not pictured"}
+{"text":"does everything on the bench need to be on the bench"}
+{"text":"when a solution is near or at saturation slight environmental deviations will result in a physical precipitation to occur"}
+{"text":"ive used two big ass wrenches, some WD40 and me jacked friend it dont move, help bros"}
+{"text":"Caustic soda to dissolve the aluminium"}
+{"text":"If you have the frame stripped down, the common tactic is to stick the tool (BBT-22 etc) in a vise, then put the frame/bb on that. This way you're using the frame for leverage. With Shimano units the spindle typically has a thru hole, so you can stick an old qr etc through the tool, through the spindle. Don't have it all the way tight, it's there so you don't slip off the tool when you're reefing on it. Don't put both hands on one spot, spread out and have your dominant hand pulling, your off hand pushing/stabilizing. Also look at your tool. Only the very tips of the splines engage, and they're easily deformed. You can run it against a belt sander, grind off maybe 1mm? You can do that a couple of times before you have to get a new one. This one's been ground before, but you can see how the corners get fucked up."}
+{"text":"Ever heard of heat guns?"}
+{"text":"Former cycling Pro here. Be sure you are rotating it in the correct direction they come off counterclockwise on the drive side, clockwise on the non Drive side. You can also try heating up the metal of the frame around it with a heat gun not a propane torch. If it still doesn't come, then one thing you can do is you put the bottom bracket tool into a vise standing upright and then use the longer lever moment on the frame to unscrew the cup"}
+{"text":"this is 100% the problem and it's fucking hilarious I always attempt tightening something if I can't loosen it can help break a seize maybe i'm retarded and it's supposed to go clockwise"}
+{"text":"What do you guys know about chemical metal etching?"}
+{"text":"You'll put your eye out"}
+{"text":"I think chrisfix on jewtoob did a video on how to chemically etch tools that looked pretty easy to do..."}
+{"text":"You can do it with a 9v battery and some cotton. Lots of guys who make knives do that way, so there's a lot of videos explaining the process."}
+{"text":"why no using bitcoin miners to heat cave? I got one of those 750W counter top water distillers and its comfy to heat a room as it makes a gallon in about 4 hours. OK, that works out to about 3x what \"drinking water\" costs at the vending machine but its DISTILLED and no lugging water, etc. Can a Bitcoin Miner also double as powerful desktop, or vice-versa? Avalon Q 90TH/s Bitcoin Miner by New Canaan - 18.6J/TH 1674W ASIC Miner, Ultra-Quiet Home Mining Crypto Machine, 110V-240V, Included Original US Power Cord in Stock Visit the OEMGMINER Store 5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars (15) | Search this page 50+ bought in past month $1,879.00 $1,879.00"}
+{"text":"297167ate sexo have you considered using your computer in the shower?"}
+{"text":"and WTF about cooling? WTF do they call'em \"Swamp Coolers\" when seems they wouldn't do shit for cooling in humid swamp butt would work great in hot dry desert? No need to use clothes dryer in desert, just hang in closet with door open and it will also cool the house."}
+{"text":"Distilled water tastes like shit. I do like the idea of using waste heat for warming a place, but a Bitcoin miner won't likely pay off the difference between itself and a generic space heater over its useful lifespan. Remember, Bitcoin mining gets exponentially less efficient over time. They are Called swamp coolers because they turn the house into a swamp."}
+{"text":"i think you can consider it a gambling machine cause technically you could mint a block or whatever with just your computer"}
+{"text":"Does anybody actually like using these? I fucking hate them Is there any alternative other than a really sharp razor blade and 4 extra hours of my life?"}
+{"text":"can we all agree that router planing is the fucking worst and that someone needs to invent a better tool for this already?"}
+{"text":"imagine using a corded trim router instead of battery"}
+{"text":"yea its called a planer you retard"}
+{"text":"plaining end grain you shouldn't be throwing around the tard word my guy"}
+{"text":"she and her friends were top tier Irish and Scandi beauties. idea was to hunt on their terms and observe prey in its natural habitat. is he reading the WSJ or Racing Form?"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a pencil soldering iron that's portable for light electronics work, replacing caps and doing bodge work. Wireless preferred Any recommended ones?"}
+{"text":"Wireless because of mobility concerns/you don't want to accidentally tug on the cord? Or because you envision being somewhere (outside?) without an extension cord?"}
+{"text":"power botton"}
+{"text":"I knew a guy in college who carried a butane one and also said its good for self defence. He regularly posts on /k/ if you're wondering."}
+{"text":"Portability and not having to deal with a cord primarily. I already have a corded soldering station anyway. Butane doesn't give me the temp control I want, tried it and I ended up scorching the board"}
+{"text":"in the park rippin fat leaded rolls"}
+{"text":"What do you think of butcher block countertops?"}
+{"text":"Butcher block is when you have those thinner pieces of wood you can see in OP's picture glued together. It is one type of wooden counter top, and it is quite common (either proper or a veneer to look like it) so that might be why you think it's the normal way for wooden counter tops to be."}
+{"text":"Butcher block is good if there is never anything wet or hot in your kitchen. Also best if there is no food or prep there. Sure you can coat it with tung oil, but note that any other oils will get in there an go rancid. In essence, a butcher block countertop is among the worst possible choices. Granite is #1."}
+{"text":"Soapstone*"}
+{"text":"No they are just not worth the hassle but it takes to maintain them."}
+{"text":"Possible retard question here but, why not polyurethane finish? I don't put food directly on my countertops, I have large plastic cutting boards that I prep on anyway, is there any reason I shouldn't glue up some ripped 2x2s to width, biscuit and glue them with waterproof glue, maybe some wood hardener, then polyurethane coat it?"}
+{"text":"Chainsaw thread. What chainsaws are you guys using and what things you like or dislike about them? Would you pick a different saw if you would be buying one today? Also do you fix and maintain them yourself or use shop?"}
+{"text":"I'm afraid to use a chainsaw because I don't know if I fully understand the dangers yet. I get how kickback works. It happens when the tip hits something and there's not enough cutting at the sides. And I get that you should never stand infront of the blade because if it breaks it will fly out and mangle them. What else? I'm gonna have to learn eventually"}
+{"text":"Lowes house brand, Kobalt, they don't own it but it's their 'go-to'"}
+{"text":"That's the one. The batteries deplete fairly quickly but I never do any heavy cutting, just enough for firewood for a few days. It's almost 10 years old, and besides adding bar oil and sharpening the chain it's been zero maintenance."}
+{"text":"Some of these things are too big to go in the fire place C'mon man... In a thread exclusively about cutting wood? Still, I'm glad you have a great set-up and community, anon. rRRRRrrrRRRrRRrR-RUNNNNNnnnnniggERniggerniigggerRigggigiggierrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!"}
+{"text":"I know this feels... Then when you have one of those days that you absolutely DO NOT WANT to be sawing deadfall in the way, some tree decides to have leprosy right into the driveway... your pic Those women are usually Beer-Battered, right? Only thing better is Baby-Battered."}
+{"text":"Solve an argument I'm having with my wife: Old bucket of paint, has been sitting for a few weeks. Is this mold, or paint separation?"}
+{"text":"mold Let me guess. She's saying the paint is growing mold on it Lol just toss some baking soda on it and see if it dies"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the question"}
+{"text":"Does it matter? It's unusable either way. Get rid of it and stop arguing about stupid pointless things."}
+{"text":"Does it taste like mould?"}
+{"text":"t. Never heard of a mixing stick"}
+{"text":"I’m doing a remodel on my kitchen and had to go into the ceiling. Discovered the builder cut these holes into the joists. How in Gods name is this acceptable? These holes are huge."}
+{"text":"bruh, if your house is on fire, it's already a lost cause. it doesn't matter which one burns faster at that point, you lost the structure already."}
+{"text":"True, but it's definitely better if there's a little more substance to the structural components so I have a little more time to get my ass out before it collapses."}
+{"text":"That's not true. house fire starts in kitchen by retard who cooks everything on HIGH Frozen french fries, covered in frost, in overfilled, overheated, saucepan of sneed-Goyl OH SHIDOHSHIDOSHID!! Calls fire dept They are there in 7 minutes Kitchen is a loss, but rest of house, aside from some smoke damage is OK. Happens all the time with older homes pre-1930s. Modern homes? Yeah, you're right. I get why builders switched to gyp-some(intentional,) board over plaster, but homes where the interior walls were coated in a green scratch coat were a hell of a lot more resilient and fire/mold resistant. If you drive through, or just watch YT videos filmed in places that are now defunct, \"ghetto\" neighborhoods, you'll see a lot of houses that had fires, but are still standing. That said, I've also never met a more scammy group of people than disaster remediation companies. Well, we're going to have to GUT everything and hire in the cheapest $12/hr. \"clean-up\" guys for $95/billable hr. then get Hucklebuck Randy and Chuck in a truck, the painters, to \"Encapsulate\" the whole thing with KILLZ for, oh... $6500.00. Seriously, I've never seen such incompetence and WASTE driven spending in my life before. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"OP thumbnail looked like a butthole and got my pingaling hard so I'm gonna go crank my hog now ty"}
+{"text":"Literally what ikea did"}
+{"text":"Anyone ever designed their own PCB? Trying to replace the front IO Panel that supports a USB 3.0 Anyone know the name for Female 19 pin header? Want to place it on the board so I can just use off the shelf USB 3.0 19 pin header extension cable."}
+{"text":"IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Both ports are working! Thanks everyone"}
+{"text":"Currently defense contractor building $2,000,000 36 layer high speed DDR5 and RF ipc cl3 boards designed to be thrown in the ground for 30 years and still have 100% fidelity. I'm looking at this image of your layout and sensing you don't fully understand SI. The decoupling on those diffs are staggering, likely to have massive convergence issues. You'll be a lot better off running coupled serpentines. Also, place reference vias BEFORE routing. You should have every via you need placed before running traces. But I don't need vias Clearly. We don't need to think about signal integrity. It's just modern made up jargon to sound important."}
+{"text":"Is it better to buy the trashiest used mobile home I can find, buy a shipping container and DIY, or buy a prefab \"tiny home\", cuckshed, etc.? I want to do the bare minimum, the only real requirement is having a roof over my head."}
+{"text":"I've heard of people doing that too. nowadays 10-20k profit probably won't happen as house prices seem to be cooling off/plateauing but it'll still probably be better than an apartment. I definitely would've done this in college if I'd had friends ;_:"}
+{"text":"It’s actually crazy to me that age discrimination is illegal in some places yet it always has carveouts to make this legal. Why can’t I just identify as an old man that’s seen enough shit and go live in sunset hills."}
+{"text":"I'd agree that small, prefab homes are probably your best bet. Mobile homes and shipping container conversions have terrible insulation and you'll be paying out the nose to heat and cool the inside."}
+{"text":"The land is just as expensive as the house honestly. The further away from the city you go, the cheaper the land you can find. Like this anon said. A small prefab house is probably your best bet. They're relatively cheap, easy to set up, and are decently insulated compared to mobile homes and converted shipping containers. The main issue is getting utilities hooked up."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of any websites that have architechtural plan resources? I want to build a cabin or even geodesic dome on my property, but all the resources I can find are $500 priced glamping airbnb stuff."}
+{"text":"i have a couple nat geo posters i want to put on the wall, but they are double sided. how do i frames these."}
+{"text":"I guess they don't have these in stores anymore."}
+{"text":"I see, are you sure this is a problem?"}
+{"text":"ya, one side is bird migration another is rivers."}
+{"text":"Backlight the poster so the rear image is visible through the front image."}
+{"text":"copy one of the sides and frame both."}
+{"text":"In Texas, auto parts stores and scrap yards pay $15 for each stolen car battery. Plus the scrap yards will buy the cables. Thieves bust the drivers window with a spark plug, pop the hood, then cut out the cables with bolt cutters. My car has a factory cable with multiple wires and costs $279-. My neighbors and I are struggling to stop this in our Houston area. Any suggestions are appreciated."}
+{"text":"texas Is compressed phosgene gas permitted?"}
+{"text":"Buy a ford escape then watch them spend an hour trying to remove the battery."}
+{"text":"They will do $1,000s of damage."}
+{"text":"Can you do any fabrication? Would make something that locks over the interior hood release. Must be removed to open it."}
+{"text":"boil potassium and dunk your window in it. fills in the gap and/or replaced the sodium in the glass structure turning it into gorillia glass, it is soviet tech that corning ware made into a widely prevalent product. not suitable for emergency egress glass do no try this at home. packing tap lamination of your window inside and out should reduce breakage, but not safe for emergency exit egress. the painting of eyes and/or the entire face has compelling evidence that it reduce crime, i assume you'll want to use an anglo features to maximize the batman effect opposed to african. parking under a street light reduces crime, loud noises outside of the assailant control will increase their anxiety, south african used to lead in unique car theft deterrent system famous for the aftermarket flame thrower."}
+{"text":"Setting up an office, once the new floors are in. There was a flood... Looking for advice. As yoy ca. See it isnt a huge space. Roughly 195cm wide, 220cm deep on the short wall, 300cm on the long wall. I'm planning for an 80 centimeter deep desk, because my setup is two 32 inch monitors. I'm going to put in automatic drop door sweeps on this door and another door leading to the hallway, as well as ceiling the gap around the door to sound proof the doors as much as possible. Depending on how the sound is in the room if I need additional soundproofing I was going to get some thick MDF sheets improp them up against the walls, covering the inside with that triangle acoustic foam to stop the reverberations. If additional soundproofing is not needed I will just attach the acoustic foam to cardboard or thin mdf and attach it to the wall. I don't want sound coming in or out and I need to have good audio quality for a work from home job. Does anyone have any ideas of what to do to create a good home office? Maybe I could get some kind of grow lights and have Bonsai trees in there?"}
+{"text":"The shape is a bit odd, that's a built-in in closet for a guest room"}
+{"text":"should i put my collection in this office?"}
+{"text":"Post all about /diy/ robotics, robowaifus, kits, hardware, careers, ideas, etc."}
+{"text":"I do intend to make a portion if the fu opensource What usable intellectual property do you actually own"}
+{"text":"The lower half"}
+{"text":"Ok, when exactly will chores hit the roadmap? Put in a maid costume or not, i really couldn't care less."}
+{"text":"Wheres the comparative advantage in that? The purpose of the bot is sex bot. Not even elon musk can get his tesla bots to do chores but you might as well wait for him."}
+{"text":"so nothing, okay"}
+{"text":"/g/ abandoned me. you're still here chat? I could use a little cheer. Its like nobody wants me to be the one who makes this but in the end im the only doing it you know."}
+{"text":"It’s a child ain’t it?"}
+{"text":"Oh my god you’re going to wind up on the news for skinning someone lmfao This is a horrifying image"}
+{"text":"Look man I’m going to be blunt. Nobody is taking you seriously because this is the worst shit I’ve ever seen. Your POC isn’t physically clean. Your workspace isn’t physically clean. You can’t afford real equipment or materials but can afford a gross (unbrushed!) wig. You are ten steps ahead of yourself. You shouldn’t be making a ratty peeling head; you should be making 100 different 5x5x0.5cm samples of skin materials and testing their tensile and compressive strengths, elasticity, etc. Forming it into a head and giving it waifu eyes shouldn’t even be on your radar if you’re planning on anyone else ever making or having one of these. Because of all that and a dozen or more other tells, this is clearly just someone young and optimistic or in the middle of a manic episode making something grimily and without documentation or reproducibility, for themselves, that will get bored of it before spring. I meet at least 100 of you a year. I can count the number that I still saw or knew of a year later, ever, on one hand. Why help someone who can’t help themselves? t. materials engineer that owns a makerspace"}
+{"text":"you're on the /diy/ board anon, not the do it right board. its interesting seeing the different points this guy hits, and how some things stick, like insisting on using the miku mask i would be semi embarrassed to call a proof of concept, versus what he just abandons outright, like the full scale servo actuated eyes. its interesting to watch someone attempt the kind of things i used to get really excited to try when i was younger, but lacked the skill so put them off, and by the time i DID have the skills, i knew better than to try. i for one wish robotwaifu anon luck and look forward to seeing him succeed and fail, as long as he's learning as he goes."}
+{"text":"this is clearly just someone young and optimistic or in the middle of a manic episode its a grown ass man with assburgers"}
+{"text":"Not all the time, but I keep getting random loads, especially whites, where the clothes come out the dryer with 1-2 splatters of small black spots. I have a top loader washer and a dryer. The dryer is starting to squeak during use. Could this be bearing grease? I don't think it's mold as I've left wet paper towels in the area and they don't get moldy after a day. If it is bearing grease, is it fixable or do I have to buy new units?"}
+{"text":"Run diluted vinegar or citric acid through a cycle without a load. Maybe a rubber seal is degrading."}
+{"text":"It's the dryer with the steam sanitize nozzle. I just wiped up the zap degreaser and it was a mess of black and blue splotches on an area that 'looked' clean. I still think I need either a new dryer or a professional to come out and fix all the seals in case any of that was leaking in."}
+{"text":"You could remove the nozzle and disable the feature, but you'd have to disassemble the dryer."}
+{"text":"Do you have a pic of the spots on your clothes?"}
+{"text":"What should I use for diy kitchen backing that's better than this peal and stick shit that's all over amazon? Hopefully some product exists that I'm missing that's easier than all the youtube tile suggestions involving stripping the paint and using grout/adhesives and leveling nightmares too. I've never tiled a kitchen backing but I'm sick of mine and all these seem like they fall off people's walls in a week and look like rotten ass irl compared to the sales pics."}
+{"text":"but I'm a fucking triple retard"}
+{"text":"Dear tile masters, I posted a tile question in the SQTDDTOT. didn't want to hijack OP's thread."}
+{"text":"what are the tile layers? drywall mud steel mesh tile Did I get that right? How do you space the tile?"}
+{"text":"Bruh grout isn’t that hard. You can do it right or you can do it twice."}
+{"text":"I hate tiny tiles because of autism but this is clean as fuck. Good job."}
+{"text":"I can't get my hands on anything remotely resembling a vacuum pot where I live, not even online. Realistically, how feasible is to weld two containers together and suck the air out of between them so I can cook meals for virtually free? I already use a food thermos to passively cook pasta, rice, noodles, but something like the stanley pot would allow for bigger meals like stews."}
+{"text":"also"}
+{"text":"It's a matter of heating the temperature of something to a specific level. Then it is done. The \"problem\" with stovetop cooking is most of the heat is not transferred to the food, but lost through the walls and top of the cooking vessel, thus you have to keep adding heat. Moreover, the max level you can heat water to is 212. The idea behind these cooling vessels is that you are able to transfer all the heat to the food and none is lost through the top or sides, making it far more efficient. It does work and that's why it's been used for hundreds of years to cook with."}
+{"text":"This. If Stanley made something like their crock pot and added electric to it like those electric lunch boxes, it would be lit. The hottest those crock pots get is about 170F and goes down hill from there very quickly. You're not cooking anything in 170F in those big pots."}
+{"text":"It's a matter of heating the temperature of something to a specific level. Then it is done. Sure, but the chemical and physical changes that occur in food when we \"cook\" it are endothermic so getting it to a certain temperature takes a lot more energy than the textbook heat capacity of that material would imply. A bucket of 100C water doesn't have enough energy to cook an appropriately sized input of vegetables."}
+{"text":"Does anyone practice an artistic craft such as glass art, wood carving, ceramics, painting little objects, and so on? What do you do and what are the most satisfying things you've done in it? Advice for people who want to get started?"}
+{"text":"They be....... Gnomin' around"}
+{"text":"Those definitely look better than the other handmade ceramic Christmas trees I've seen. How's getting into ceramics? Is the beginner tier all boring mold-pouring?"}
+{"text":"My grandma started this shop in the 70s, and back then, it was all about buying molds to pour and paint and so on... The market seems to have shifted though, because all of the mold companies have either shuttered or been bought up, and there's only really one company doing them anymore. So these days, it's about buying Bisque, or Bisk, or just, unpainted ceramics, since I guess it's also easier since you only need a kiln and even then only if you're doing glaze. Also, these gnomes kinda suck, since I did them, the good stuff was from before grandma had her stroke, pic related"}
+{"text":"most of our stuff seems to be animals and Christmas, a large chunk of our few thousand molds seem to be Christmas ornaments (a lot of very small molds) and damn near every building you could think of for making one of those Christmas village scene things"}
+{"text":"Back when I had more money, I would buy fancy crystals and send them out to get faceted. There was a guy in SoCal who did really great custom designs, made a hexagonal cut on a piece of Nd:YAG for me. That might be a viable business for you anon, since I think all those guys are prolly old and about to retire or kick the bucket."}
+{"text":"Is there any /diy/ guide for beginners who want to design their own PCBs for first time?"}
+{"text":"You are one autistic faggot"}
+{"text":"Dave Jones' guide is a pretty good place to start."}
+{"text":"So what's the right way then?"}
+{"text":"It's probably fine for what you're doing but generally avoid sharp corners for EMI reasons, because you can accidentally make something that's like a little horn antenna, and historically to avoid acid traps in PCB fabrication, though that's not as much of a concern at well-controlled modern fabricators."}
+{"text":"You basically start with a big, fat ugly pcb, then you shrink it down with more efficient pathways and layers every time."}
+{"text":"Got a few more sanding passes to do then its time for the osmo and ceramic coat"}
+{"text":"You're right, they do. \"What if we made a table to eat off of with a FUCKTON of toxic chemicals?\" Was going to get one of those \"river\" looking cutting boards done the same way because my wife liked it. After looking at how stupid that actually is I just got a big-ass block of wood. Done. Would you eat resin? Do you really think small shavings or micro abraisions don't happen?"}
+{"text":"You eat off your table? Must suck to be so poor you cant afford plates"}
+{"text":"That's cool dude, I saw a couple of guys getting into this. I'd perhaps like to live in a place big enough and have time to try this out one day."}
+{"text":"I remember thinking these were starting to be played out in 2012 Can’t believe people are still making them"}
+{"text":"Arthur Jermyn toes"}
+{"text":"Homebrew general. Post you brews, recipes, ideas and problems old 'un"}
+{"text":"It was a classic grape wine, over 20 liters of it after fermentation was done. I made it over a year ago from my own grapes, every few months I would drain some of it for drinking and move it into a smaller jar when possible. It tasted ok ever time until now when it's undrinkable, I think I might have failed to tighten it properly after last time and it was breathing air but I'm not sure. I think contamination is unlikely as I always clean my jars with potassium metabisulfite and citric acid before pouring anything into them. I don't think I can salvage it in any way so I'm thinking about just dumping it down the drain but maybe there is something I could still use it for I don't know about."}
+{"text":"Vinegar"}
+{"text":"Can I make decent quality vinegar this way? I have hear I could do this but I assumed it would be inferior to off the shelf vinegar and smell really bad I guess I could give it a shoot, not like I'll use it for anything else, do I just leave it open and let bacteria do their thing?"}
+{"text":"Should work, you can also probably buy a vinegar mother or dump some live vinegar in. I would just cover it with a cloth and let it go."}
+{"text":"Add kombucha. That'll chew through the remaining alcohol and sugar and crowd out the other bacteria. People have been experimenting with it for reuse of pomace and the results seem promising."}
+{"text":"Wondering about the fiber arts scene on /diy/. Share past/current projects, tips, tricks, suppliers, patterns, and news from the wider fiber arts community. Or just ask for help. All mediums and styles welcome. Knit, crochet, tufting, weaving, even nalbinding for the 2 of you that partake."}
+{"text":"Hello anons. My sister is really into all of this stuff and I want to get her a tabletop loom for her birthday since she wants to get into weaving. I'm totally clueless about all of this though. She has a lot of experience knitting and crocheting and darning and has made various socks and scarves and things so she's not totally new to fiber arts in general. I want to get her something that's beginner-friendly enough that she can learn to weave relatively frustration-free but also use it to make something nice and not be limited by a very basic beginner/handheld model. It looks like a 4 shaft table loom might be the right choice here but again I'm pretty clueless. What do you guys suggest?"}
+{"text":"It kind of depends? If she likes working with color and texture more than anything else, a rigid heddle loom will work. It's the simplest and cheapest option, but as you probably picked up, it's pretty limited. You can expand it with like, pick-up and stuff, but fundamentally it's for plain weave. There's nothing really /wrong/ with that (even very fancy weavers do a lot of plain weave) but it can be limiting. Though if she wants to do tapestry it will do that fine as well. A four-shaft table loom is probably the best mix of simplicity and flexibility. That's where I started, and it's worked well for me. It is more of a pain to set up than a rigid heddle loom, since you have to worry about different shafts and such, but you can do twills and twills are great. The one I own is a custom so I don't know what actual brands are best, but it looks like the Schacht Cricket Quartet is a nice place to start and won't break the bank, even if it is rather narrow. For something more expensive, it looks like Ashford has a nice table loom. I'd personally recommend 24 inches as a good weaving width - it's not so wide it's hard to find a place for, but it's not so narrow you're stuck only doing scarves. (for stuff like blankets she'll be weaving strips and sewing them together anyway) (by the way weaving is /fantastic/ for making blankets) You'll also have to think about reeds, and unless she has a lot of very fine yarn a 6 or 8-dent might be a good place to start - you can always thread more yarns through the dents. A 12-dent is really good for flexibility (it just makes the math easier in a lot of ways) but a too-narrow reed will abrade the yarn and she probably has mostly knitting yarns, which are generally thicker. Learning to Weave by Deborah Chandler is a great introductory book, if you want to help her get started with dressing the loom and doing basic weaving. It's how I started, and it gives very clear instructions."}
+{"text":"You can try checking Craigslist/Facebook Marketplace for something used, which does happen a lot, though you're running the risk of grabbing something that doesn't work off an estate sale. Looms are pretty basic mechanically, though, so some care will probably fix most issues up. If your area has a weaver's guild you can try contacting them for more information about what's in the area, they'll probably be thrilled to help. Just be careful of hyper-opinionated types."}
+{"text":"Thanks, this is a big help."}
+{"text":"I’m putting together a tent sauna, but my current settup won’t go above 125F. It’s a Morzh tent, and I’m trying to reuse my US stove caribou 18 stove, but even though with the rocks the steam is nice, its heat is inadequate. It’s honestly inadequate for my 9x13ft canvas tent in the winter also, so I was wondering if any of you have ever used a larger hot tent stove in a sauna (like a winnerwell nomad stove). It looks like I might need to get two purposes built stoves, one for long steady burns in the tent, and another for fast intense burns in the sauna. Though obviously if I can avoid the added expense of a second stove it would be nice. Else, maybe some tips for getting a hotter fire? I’m just burning fir I cut last spring."}
+{"text":"Overall pic to show size and chimney height"}
+{"text":"Whats a sauna"}
+{"text":"Is PETG the gayest filament of all time? Have I been deceived by the plastic jew?"}
+{"text":"what fillament and printer are you using?"}
+{"text":"when it's good, it's very, very good and when it's bad, it's horrid"}
+{"text":"PETG is good, you're just getting skill issue'd. big flat surfaces on the bed Yeah that's gonna warp if you don't have an enclosure."}
+{"text":"using 3d printed slop to make food enjoy your bacteria growing in between the layers petg isn't the same as PET (i.e. plastic bottles) because the G (glycol) makes it softer and weaker."}
+{"text":"Is PETG the gayest filament of all time? Nah, that's PPS. Have I been deceived by the plastic jew? Happens to everyone."}
+{"text":"Hi /diy/, I'm in between jobs right now and lately I've been collecting broken appliances from the curb and checking the dumpsters around my local apartments too. I've taken apart a few microwaves and resold a couple working mini-fridges. It's not a ton of money but it keeps me busy. Any other scrap collectors?"}
+{"text":"truck parked crooked over a spot it never could have fit in anyway this is way funnier than it has any right to be"}
+{"text":"hobo was able to afford a garage for his new car and an addition to his house thanks to hard work and gumption the american fucking dream right here"}
+{"text":"Are you perhaps romanian"}
+{"text":"I do Security and its the worst thing when some asshole tells some bum he has \"permission\" to go through trash to collect cans. Always leads to \"collecting scrap\" which always leads to shit like ripping downspouts off the building or just smash and grab out of cars. Give one bum \"permission\" to even think about being on property and in a week you got a small village and you are Bum Central. \"Permission\" will be passed via \"electricity\" like in baseball from bum to bum. Plus the cops will be \"but they were GIVEN permission\"."}
+{"text":"Security You guys walk right passed bum tents on properties that you’re supposed to be securing. You’re worse than they are."}
+{"text":"a heating engineer told me that these lines on the inside of my boiler are a sign of damage. is this true?"}
+{"text":"those are the ribs showing due to malnutrition"}
+{"text":"the metal has heated and then constricted. if he was just an advisor doing an inspection he may be correct. if he was trying to sell you a service or replacement chances are he was trying to scam you. only real way to know is to open it up... which should be done every few years anyway to inspect the burner and clean out any debris."}
+{"text":"Engineer hasn't had Worcester Training. Worcester say this is fine. Although it is a sign that the boiler has been reaching high temperatures. Make sure you get a full strip down and clean service. Change burner seal, refill expansion vessel. Boiler looks quite old. Can you post the serial number? Be interesting know when it was manufactured."}
+{"text":"explain Septic System to me like I'm a bitch. Shouldn't there be an \"Oh fuck\" overflow outlet, like before even the first tank, so it can never back up into the house? I've heard of Septics overflowing into house. Is that illegal because your System has to work so you don't spread shit, so having it \"sealed\" is the way you are forced to have a valid system? I'm thinking if I got a place out in the sticks I'd want to add an RV hook up out from under the house, and I guess I could also add an extra Y so I could connect a hose which could lead to an emergency over-flow gravity fed line. WTF happens if your System is OK, but suddenly under fairly sustained excessive use? Will it most likely drain OK, but \"water\" not treated and live turd germs into Leach Field, and how bad is that and do people get in trouble for it? Does it start showing up in your neighbors well water and you get sued and a shitty rep? Seems like any well designed system would include that, and into a normally dry pond or covered hole or French Drain or something. I also saw diagram of a \"solid state\" dosing system that somehow worked without any pumps. IIRC it had a float and valve on a hinge on an angled arm so the valve would stay closed until \"water\" level well above it, then would open and drop level to well below float level. Seems simple and fool proof. WTF with pump systems. Seems like opening a big valve would be better than some little pump (that will be not just going on fritz but in the shit)."}
+{"text":"How about a service to Ass-Blast clogged sepic field, since I hear they mostly clog with grease. Take a Shit-Tanker, add a reverse high volume pump, fill it with a solution of some fairly harmless solvent, heat it all up to near boiling, and hook up to Field inlet and blast field pipes with high speed, hi-volume boiling hot solution. Seems like it might be worth a try for a $1000 or WTF for the Service Call would be, compared to a whole new field, might add another 10yrs, or more, because now you learned not to dump grease."}
+{"text":"explain Septic System to me like I'm a bitch. It's a hole for shit just like your dirty mouth you fucking slut whore"}
+{"text":"Going from sewer services to septic took some adjustment for my family of four. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."}
+{"text":"I heard it was mostly \"no grease\" and limit certain foods (don't just send everything down Garbage Disposal). Maybe you had too small or partly clogged septic. Seems like it should handle lots of piss and shit no problem, especially piss."}
+{"text":"BTW, the only two times I've encountered serious roaches in SF Gay Area was where there was no garbage disposal(s). One was renting from a German landlord in East Bay (he also had some big bug up his butt about \"no screen doors!\". He literally thought it would drop his RE value $100K if one was installed on back door where no one would even see from street.) The other was in SF \"Projects\" where they only have to provide the minimal LEGAL required shit. Plus Garbage Disposal is a MAJOR \"maintenance\" item for any rental operation. I did Security at a high class large Apts and they had a PALLET of new units to feed off and a special cart just to do that job. At least one old woman had a new one installed about every month, due to dropping silverware and bottle caps, etc. But for the rent she was paying they just dealt with it."}
+{"text":"foundationless frames Don't, just don't. Not even remotely true. I've got hives hard up against a brick wall, under a low hanging tree, multiple hives in rows with only enough space to stand between them for inspections. The bees don't care. Also a record swarming season has landed me with a record number of hives under my care currently (16) not a lot for a pro but this is only a weekend thing for me. Plus varroa has only just landed in my area the past 6 months so I'll have that to deal with too soon enough. Thinking of getting out completely. Been finding it really hard to put the effort in to go and inspect them, middle of the honey flow right now they're probably all honey bound. Every part of beekeeping is such a big physical effort. Honey extracting is just a series of enormous sitcky messes to clean up. I'd be so much happier with like 2 or 3 hives like I used to have 10 years ago. Maybe I should just sell colonies instead of honey it seems to be much more lucrative. Thanks for reading my blog"}
+{"text":"Bees are the airborn equivalent of rats"}
+{"text":"i bought a copy of this the other day even though i don't have any immediate plans to beekeep"}
+{"text":"I've got hives hard up against a brick wall under a low hanging tree multiple hives in rows with only enough space to stand between them for inspections. The bees don't care That's excellent news for me, thanks for your post. I exactly wanted to put a hive either under a low tree or against a wall. I'm going to start with one hive. I found a kit on amazon for about $150, do you think that's a good starter kit? If not, could you suggest one please? Thanks."}
+{"text":"I doubt you can get everything you need that cheaply. Pic related is the minimum amount of gear I'd recommend to start with. You'll want 2 boxes so you've got a spare ready to go when the bees need it. Would also recommend a full length suit instead of a head-only veil, until you know the temperament of your bees (they're all different) Also if your arm is like that pic you're going to have a hard time lifting a full box of honey frames that can weigh 75lbs..."}
+{"text":"friend tells me americans build houses out of paper and toothpicks then pay half a million dollars for them obviously he's joking, have a laugh look it up later it's real Do you \"people\" seriously do this? Use flimsy twigs and literal fucking paper to build your dwellings?"}
+{"text":"i've been thinking about this recently since i'm looking to move out bush and possibly build something better. i studied construction some 18 years ago and then went into a different field. We were only really taught about brick veneer with steel or wooden frames as it's the standard for half of Aus. Anyone got examples of some cross sections that are actually well insulating, especially for hot/humid environments?"}
+{"text":"sticks straw there was a story about this"}
+{"text":"It's a financial issue relating to build cost, leverage, sub prime mortgage and tax. You borrow as little as possible, build a sub prime death trap, claim its worth a fraction of what you paid to build it to dodge property tax, rent the death trap out to leverage it straight away. The issue is that asset taxes are too high, rental income tax can be negatively geared, the government makes money importing materials and the poor pay the cost of local material shortages"}
+{"text":"It's partly an issue of \"developers\" versus traditional \"builders.\" A developer buys up a huge chunk of rural or agricultural land that is way beyond what a homebuyer could afford, subdivides it into as many tiny parcels as possible, and then builds the homes \"to suit\" for buyers out of a couple different options and with the shittiest labor and materials they can get away with. The easy availability of credit allows homebuyers to drive the price of these hovels up in competition with one another to the point where the developer sets the price for whatever the market will bear. I watched as the sign out front of one development changed from \"mid 300's\" to \"upper 400's\" just due to local demand, meaning pure profit for the developer. In addition, the developers' purchasing power allows them a near monopoly in the area they're in, and they form LLCs for specific projects that they dissolve afterwards in order to dodge liability when things start falling apart. Having a monopoly and no liability allows them to crank these shit heaps out, regardless of what people actually want."}
+{"text":"claim its worth a fraction of what you paid to build it to dodge property tax do you really think you can just decide what the property is worth? stop talking out of your ass retard, you don't know how shit works."}
+{"text":"I'll start - pissing in the parking lot is free."}
+{"text":"Went to italy some 20years ago; old lady sitting in chair at highway toilets entry expecting tip/whatever. Wut? Weird and anachronic as fuck. Tbh in germoney you also have to pay"}
+{"text":"I've had good luck with cheap knives and I beat the everloving fuck out of them. I'm sure actual knives from the gas stations with their flashy looks and blingy handles are pure shit, but cheap ones off budk, ebay, or even temu have been 100% fine for me. #1 thing to do is not get one that has stupid blingy features. #2 is when you get it immediately take the screws out one by one and apply red loctite or super glue and then re-torque them down. That's it. Enjoy your new cheap knife, sharpen it on a belt grinder, use it as a scraper and prybar if you want and don't feel bad when you lose it or break the tip off... Pic rel is probably 7 or 8 years of abuse on less than $10 a piece knives... They get used as gasket scrapers, prybars, screwdrivers, cutting twine on bales, castrating calves, cutting knots open on cattle, and then cutting apple slices to eat. Sharpened on a 1x30 belt sander whenever necessary."}
+{"text":"watches I haven’t worn a watch in about 30 years. It’s just something I decided I didn’t need nowadays. I have a clock in my car, and several in my house, a cellphone and a laptop. Before those, I had a pager if there is issues. I’m usually pretty unconcerned about knowing what time it is, and I’ve structured my life around it (I’m not a radio silenced isolated sleeper/splinter cell team member worried about subsecond detonations to save the world) It’s jewelry. I got handed several apple watches from family members that simply didn’t use them. They’re sitting in a drawer now with the other ones."}
+{"text":"Same. I can check my phone if I'm so inclined to know what time it is. Most of the time I really couldn't give any less of a fuck. I'll get there when I get there."}
+{"text":"Keeping time is only an ancillary function of something else these days. I do wish they'd come out with an music player that has a watch on it. One that is affordable anyway. It's amazing how fantastically expensive mp3 players still are these days."}
+{"text":"been working this for a while now for a pretty decent company. jobs include antifouling, metal work, polishing, washdowns etc. realistically, could a yacht maintenance business be ran well solo? i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships but enjoy the work and would like to earn more money but dont know how well one person would do handling all the jobs mentioned by themself."}
+{"text":"gets a job i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships doesn't learn the most invaluable skill during the course of his employment ngmi"}
+{"text":"sounds toxic AF I'd been good at training people as carpenter, and I was doing good as my own One Man biz, but as soon as I tried to hire underlings I became a psycho. Part if that was we were working inside fairly high end homes in middle of RE transactions and I didn't have any real \"capital\" or insurance so any fuck up would be a disaster. Hard to solo because you are wearing so many \"hats\" as marketing, bidding, shopping, etc besides the actual work."}
+{"text":"It's somewhat toxic work and usually when people hire solo practitioners it's more along the lines of giving some live aboard crack head $20 to dive in the marina and scrape oysters and shit off your hull."}
+{"text":"there is PPE for the jobs but even still i dont give a shit. Antifouling is the only job that exposes you to carcinogenic shit, the rest is just shrapnel etc. But the antifouling makes good money"}
+{"text":"i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships welcometotheclubpal.iso"}
+{"text":"post your tractors"}
+{"text":"Mmm. Tractor flavored milkshake."}
+{"text":"brakes work as intended does that have a fucked up hydraulic over hydraulic system that jd construction loved so much in the 70s/80s? i swear those were designed by some jokester at sperry vickers to ruin mechanics lives. that shit is impossible to troubleshoot and will work perfectly the 1st press of the pedal then never again in that fiscal quarter they musta had some beef going with wabco or bendix at the time because standard old air brakes would have been just too easy"}
+{"text":"does that have a fucked up hydraulic over hydraulic system that jd construction loved so much in the 70s/80s? i swear those were designed by some jokester at sperry vickers to ruin mechanics lives. that shit is impossible to troubleshoot and will work perfectly the 1st press of the pedal then never again in that fiscal quarter they musta had some beef going with wabco or bendix at the time because standard old air brakes would have been just too easy They are definitely hydraulic brakes. That's all I know about it at the moment... Probably better get a service manual coming soon."}
+{"text":"Annnnd I bought an International 1066 today..."}
+{"text":"I have one of these in a container Should I do it up? Not mine obviously but the same model"}
+{"text":"My basement leaks during heavy rainfall so I'm guessing there's cracks in the foundation. Is this fixable myself? Do I have to dig outside and fix it from there too?"}
+{"text":"In Europe we drill holes every 5” and inject them it with a gel sealant. The stuff is very liquid so it pulls into all the small cracks and then dries hard so water cant run through it anymore"}
+{"text":"I had significant water intrusion in my garage-basement. I could access 3 sides above-ground. I hand-dug all 3 sides all the way to the footing. Took a few weekends but a little hard work is good for you. Installed bump-matt down to the footing, then drain pipe/gravel/fabric. Pipes all connected & drain sloped down a little ways away with a buried sump-pit. Put the dirt back. That was 3 years ago. Completely solved the water problem. Had to add dirt after 1 year to address the settling. So - can you do it yourself? Yeah. It takes work but honestly other than time & sweat, it wasn't bad. If I could have gotten a rented digger back in there, it would have been a one-weekend job."}
+{"text":"grade the ground on the outside to shed water away from your foundation. i had kinda a similar issue. put a downspout extension on where the water was coming from outside, 90% of the issue went away. most basements are gonna be considered slightly damp in the best of conditions if they aren't sealed from the outside. which hasn't been standard practice until the 90s really."}
+{"text":"doesnt fix hydrostatic pressure. if you have enough water that its coming through your walls, sealing it off is gonna risk damaging the foundation, you need to remove it or make sure it doesnt even end up there in the first place."}
+{"text":"if its not a big leak you can you waterproofing paint and then fix your gutters. that pic looked like my basement i used zinsser, no more problems or humidity"}
+{"text":"Noob here that needs help identifying the polarity of this capacitor. It's a replacement part for my dryer. pls sars i need de needful"}
+{"text":"Also don't do this It should have a line on it on top usually that gives you the negative leg"}
+{"text":"This dual rating makes them versatile for filtering interference and protecting electronic equipment. I think the dual rating makes them kinda gay"}
+{"text":"Electrolytic capacitors are polarized (shrinkwrap will say which is the negative terminal) t. Just replaced one in kitchen hand dryer (.50€ job (probably 50 more than buying bulk off baba ali), instead of >50 € for new dryer)"}
+{"text":"kitchen hand dryer i have questions is this common where you are from? never seen one"}
+{"text":"Not that I know lol but there you have it. Anyway, it stopped working, so i pulled it out, but all others I see are the public restroom style bigass ones, and not cheap, even the chinese, so I just fixed it and it's back up and running again now."}
+{"text":"any idea of what to do with this broken mirror? What blade should I use to cut it?"}
+{"text":"Would have been an interesting kintsugi project"}
+{"text":"To be fair a bit of duck tape will have that sorted in a hot minute"}
+{"text":"You can cut glass with a water jet but you don't have one of those and never will have access to one"}
+{"text":"the mirror realm is evil toss it into the dumpster round back the Little Cesar's then get some bread sticks ask them to make it fresh for you"}
+{"text":"Has any of you managed to have current or former employers to pay for certification courses say in welding, rope access, aerial lift, first aid etc? If so how did you convince them? Thanks."}
+{"text":"let morons use crane unsupervised hook unstable 13t load off center poor fresh hire labtech becomes human pizza everybody even remotely adjacent to lifting gear gets rigger cert"}
+{"text":"As an apprentice they sent me for telehandler training since the foreman was sick of an expensive journeyman sitting in the telehandler when a much more expendable first year could do it"}
+{"text":"Yes, everyone at my small company just got forklift certified, even the managers since they sometimes find themselves in the position of ordering other people to use forklifts. Telehandler and ariel certs aren't hard either."}
+{"text":"Wtf"}
+{"text":"I need to put a pier foundation under this and I'm scared"}
+{"text":"Have you checked if those anchors can hold the weight?"}
+{"text":"First off why do you need to put a pier foundation under it? Is it settling or are the blocks not sufficient? I think putting beams perpendicularly would be the wrong thing to do because you would have to run a lot of them to support it sufficiently. Why not just dig out and pour a footer on both sides say a foot wide and running the length of the skid?"}
+{"text":"First off why do you need to put a pier foundation under it? I was thinking it would be nice to prevent potential flooding from freak storms, or maybe used as a crawl space or an area where I store things. But I like your concrete footer idea, I hadnt thought of that. The skids are 32 feet long, do you think I would be able to pour the concrete myself or would that require a truck? Have you checked if those anchors can hold the weight? Allowable axial downward (compression) load: ~3,625 lb Allowable uplift load: ~760 lb (with anchoring adhesive or cast-in-place attachment) Allowable lateral loads: ~1,265 lb (parallel) and ~985 lb (perpendicular) in some installation conditions. two skids with a gap of 6 feet between them and 3 feet to the walls not sure how much it weighs desu"}
+{"text":"I was thinking it would be nice to prevent potential flooding from freak storms, or maybe used as a crawl space or an area where I store things. But I like your concrete footer idea, I hadnt thought of that. The skids are 32 feet long, do you think I would be able to pour the concrete myself or would that require a truck? If you went a foot wide and a foot thick and 32 feet long it would be 64 cubic feet or ~2.4 yards or 106 bags of quickcrete. If you went two feet thick/deep it would double that... The 106 bags would be doable by yourself but probably suck, and honestly it'd be cheaper to just have a truck bring a short load. Now if you did Portland cement and mixed with your own washed sand/gravel the $$$ figures might change to be more profitable to do it yourself. Not sure what concrete prices are here now, but guessing $180 a yard delivered, and maybe a fee for less than a few yards... Quickcrete was around $8 a bag last I remember. So yeah way cheaper to have them mix and bring it to you. Plus faster and overall better mix results too. Get your building jacked up and supported, build your foundation forms and get them leveled good, shoot some mud in it, screed it off with a board and you'd be golden."}
+{"text":"what about just digging down and pouring blocks? Its already sitting on concrete blocks stacked above surface. Maybe I just pour blocks and insert some wooden shims to get it level? Id just have to figure out a way to anchor the building down. A concrete truck out here is doable, but a massive pain in the ass"}
+{"text":"/EMOT/ - Eternal Machine Operator Thread Clock in, push green button, play on phone until m30 happens When out of metal go get an adult Never going to learn gcode or machine offsets what about you guys? What flavor vapes are the best? hey bro one of the drill bits, the one with the flat bottom that cuts with the sides is broken Imma go smoke while you fix it bro"}
+{"text":"It’s cheap because you need balanced holders in an odd size bt35 So youre either buying Chinese holders or used ones that may have been mistreated Bt30 and bt40 are more common"}
+{"text":"can someone help, its way more front heavy than i thought"}
+{"text":"you might want this thread it has more motion"}
+{"text":"Local community college doesn't even have manual machines here. They'll teach you CNC only. And the local makerspace only has a CNC machine that can engrave wood, and 2x 3D printers for some reason. Membership fee is only 30 bucks a year though so you get what you pay for I guess."}
+{"text":"This was me and I was actually wrong. The local makerspace DOES have machine tools, manual mill (bridgeport) and lathe (not sure what brand/model) as well as a Grizzly CNC mill. Apparently in good shape according to a friend who's a member too. They just don't advertise them because they don't do training with them, so only people who are already qualified are able to use them. It's also 169/yr. That's a shame. Mine has a decent setup, 6 mills (an actual Bridgeport and a variety of clones) and 7 lathes (4 of which are new Jets that are garbage and are going to be returned for something else shortly) as well as a manual surface grinder and a bunch of drill presses etc., and then on the CNC side we've got I think 3 mills of various sizes (plus a little benchtop one for basic training) and a lathe or two, all Haas. The school is also about to do an $8M 13,000 sq ft expansion that will add more of both kinds of machines as well."}
+{"text":"A breaker bar is a breaker bar, right? ITT: Shit tier tools"}
+{"text":"Every time I have fucked with Chinese assembled pipe fittings it is some grainy nasty looking white shit that comes crumbling out from between the threads. and yeah it's locked real good and heat definitely does help. Also I'm with you on using the green sleeve retainer on shit I absolutely don't want coming apart..."}
+{"text":"620 fucks. We used to make bit extensions for our CNC router with a 12x1\" bar of 01 reamed out to a half inch on the end and just retaining compound holding a router bit in. Put hundreds of hours on those never had one slip, even with a crash so bad it bent the bar at a 30° angle."}
+{"text":"Why do you think anyone who knows what they’re doing trashed all their breaker bars and only use ratchets for everything but that’s the wrong tool! Not when harbor freight sells THAT gas a breaker bar the ratchets might stand a chance of holding up"}
+{"text":"trashed all their breaker bars You're a fucking moron."}
+{"text":"Yeah never give anyone advice ever again"}
+{"text":"A friend bought me a great headset but it has a USB connector meaning I can only listen to music on my pc, not my hifi system, smartphone or anything else. Is it possible to just cut up the wire and solder in a 3.5mm connector? This headset comes with a mic. What will I find inside if I just cut the wire?"}
+{"text":"Is it that exact model? If so then I'm pretty sure there's a 3.5mm jack in the volume remote dongle you can pull out."}
+{"text":"3.5mm jacks use lossless analog signals, USB is completely digital. it's better to avoid conversion because it's always lossy"}
+{"text":"Ah nevermind that's a slightly higher-end model. The wire should be for a 3.5mm 4-contact stereo+mic plug. So expect 2 audio wires, one mic wire and one ground wire."}
+{"text":"I'm OP I have a corsair headset"}
+{"text":"Suck a penis theres no way"}
+{"text":"Been thinking of getting into these. Anyone try making them? What's your setup? Everyone I see online is using a particle accelerator but maybe with a high enough voltage a more normal circuit could work?"}
+{"text":"Not worth it, it just etches the same tree/branch-like structures which is boring. It’s like if you bought a drawing tablet that only allows you to draw Mickey Mouse (or some ugly, abstract versions of him too)"}
+{"text":"Dunno if there's a way to DIY a real one. Getting that amount of charge actually embedded deep into the plastic without a particle accelerator seems infeasible. Even with a particle accelerator it usually can't charge more than a couple centimeters deep. Any burning/engraving/laser methods will look significantly different than a genuine discharge one."}
+{"text":"You should do a big one of an anus height map."}
+{"text":"\"i shouldnt put myself in series between driver and tube just to see if it gave me a shock or not (it did) well there you go with science\" kek lol"}
+{"text":"We make these every now and then. Irradiate a slab with a linear accelerator, then smack it with a nail. Wear a respirator to protect yourself from ozone."}
+{"text":"Nice of you to admit you're a brainwashed moron."}
+{"text":"grey and white"}
+{"text":"My apartment has the same gray LVP floors as all the photos in this thread. I haven't furnished my living room yet. Any tips? Right now I'm pretty much living that \"men will unironically live like this\" meme. Just a bed, desk, and office chair."}
+{"text":"There were almost zero turd worlders in the country at that time You're a lying fuck. A third of the population was Italian and our greatest ally didn't exist yet OK you have me convinced. Carry on"}
+{"text":"Get a nice rug so there's less of it to look at."}
+{"text":"Thinking about building a small cnc mill for small steel and aluminum parts. I’d like to make the thing mainly out of aluminum extrusions. I was thinking that a fixed gantry design like picrel would be the most rigid, except I’d like to mirror it so there are diagonal braces on both sides and to increase the depth of my work area. Is this the most rigidity possible given the size and format constraints?"}
+{"text":"Thanks a lot for the response, this really helps. I have a Bambulab A1mini and have only used it to print premade models, I'll dig into it and see if I can write custom gcode for it to get my feet wet."}
+{"text":"small cnc mill if it doesn't weigh 600kg+ it won't be cutting steel acceptably so just drop that idea"}
+{"text":"minutes of time is billed to the contract for that month and I make $38.75 every time that happens hell yeah"}
+{"text":"Define acceptably brb adding 550 kg of bricks to my mill"}
+{"text":"Bambulab Black Betty had a child Bambulab Darn thing gone wild Bambulab She's always ready Bambulab She's so rock steady Bambulab"}
+{"text":"A place for anything to do with Welding. Post your MIG/TIG/Stick/Fluxed Cored Arc welds, ask questions and discuss sticking metals together. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Give me the qrd on laser welding; what's the low end right now, and how long till it becomes mainstream?"}
+{"text":"Its only real advantage is fast travel speed and being able to do strong welds relative to their size but as soon as you have to build up material with multiple passes to get to a specific measurement, laser loses its advantage quickly. Given the safety hazard involved you have you build a box around the welding space and that creates all sorts of problems. With arc welding you can just put on some polycarbonate goggles and avoid arc flash while working near someone else welding. So unless you do a lot of single pass sheet metal welding or thin stainless steel pipe welding, why bother? In a DIY garage context its basically the express ticket to blindness and house fires."}
+{"text":"Just watched brit guy from car sos using it recently; hadn't heard about before. So, for that garage diy, what would be best \"starter pack\" choice and what kind of requirements, mains wise (garage is connected to apartment, three levels up, plus 10m inside garage itself, some 20-25m length total)?"}
+{"text":"A normal three phase MIG machine is a good place to start. A new one around 750 dollars plus a tank of argon+co2 mix with 1mm wire is good enough. You can get a thicker self-shielded wire if you'd like. Its a bit messy with slag and spatter but weld fine."}
+{"text":"Three phase, 750 + expenses Ouch. Guess the <100 bucks \"plug and pkay\" parkside/chink inverter stuff just won't cut it, then... Seems like a pretty hefty investment in gear, consumables, besides practicing, infrastructure for the odd (useable) hobbyist job."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Here we discuss microcontrollers (MCUs), single board computers (SBCs), and their accessories, such as Atmel mega and tiny AVRs (Arduinos), PICs, ARM boards such as blue/black pill STM32, ESP8266/32s, RP2040, Raspberry Pi, and others. For general electronics questions (power supplies, level shifting, motor driving, etc.) please ask /ohm/. where can I find verified quality microcontrollers and other electronic sensors or parts digikey.com mouser.com arrow.com newark.com but that's too expensive aliexpress.com (many parts here are fake, particularly specific parts out of stock in the above sites) lcsc.com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"reproducing something hobbyist-level someone else has already done - they're great for that actually for another related problem Grok just went and scraped someone's code straight from a forum, but sadly, it didn't work. Neither it nor ChatGPT can give me a working DMA system though, I think they have trouble understanding the very specific configuration bits"}
+{"text":"Maxed out muh I/O"}
+{"text":"I'm a micropython babby so I think I will need to configure registers directly with mem32 Micropython has abstractions to configure both PIO and DMA, you likely don't need to do it manually. Either way, it's an easy task. If you can't find examples or the docs fail you, you can always read through that part of the datasheet. I did a while ago and it wasn't too hard. Neither it nor ChatGPT can give me a working DMA system It's no surprise that glorified autocomplete doesn't have a real understanding of it, you're better off doing the research on your own for anything like this. The DMA abstractions are fairly new so they likely don't exist in the training data as well."}
+{"text":"If the issue is that the docs are unclear, LLMs do kind of OK on this kind of thing if you paste the relevant doc (or library code) and say \"explain this\" or \"how would you\" or \"why wouldn't the previous thing work\"?"}
+{"text":"I appear to have been successful by giving Gemini Pro someone else's code as a \"working example\" and asking it to adapt it. For some reason this stuff is impenetrable to me even though conceptually it just involves writing bits to registers. I think it's because all the documentation and examples are aimed at people experienced with embedded systems, and there's very little content out there for noobs besides \"here's how to use GPIO pins to flash an LED\" Anyway, I now have a Pi Pico set up as a frequency counter and it took 1 second to gather all the data to plot this graph, so that's p. cool"}
+{"text":"Output piece for a tankless hot water heater cracked. Needs replaced but has a spot for the thermistor to mount. Is there a specific name anyone knows for this piece to make finding a replacement easier/possible? Any search online for a \"thermistor pipe/holder/port\" just pulls up results for thermostor sensors. Unit is Ranein 14kW heater. (Chinese manufacturer site even less helpful than googlw so far.)"}
+{"text":"proprietary part is proprietary ->/sqtddtot/"}
+{"text":"Almost definitely proprietary. Only thing similar I can think of is the outlets for a water pressure tank that have a 1/4\" outlet for a pressure valve or switch, but I don't know the specific name for those, either, or if they'd accommodate your thermistor."}
+{"text":"I was afraid of that. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Take it to a specialty plumbing supply. They should have the part or at least be able to cobble you something together to replace it."}
+{"text":"You can find a ball valve with m10 threaded temperature probe hole pretty easy."}
+{"text":"I am just trying to make a square with these 2x4's. I want them to be perfectly flat on the surface when I screw them together with no wobble. Every time I screw them together, the clamping force of the screws makes the boards go out of alignment and then the whole thing wobbles on the countertop. I have tried clamping the two sides together, and I get a good fit on all the boards and they seem perfect, but still when I screw them in, they change positions. I am also making sure my holes are 90 degrees to the plane using a drill guide. Idk what else to do and it's driving me nuts"}
+{"text":"160 IQ"}
+{"text":"also op make sure you use this kind of screw, not the one only half threaded"}
+{"text":"Did you oversize the outside holes? The biggest mistake people make is thinking the screw holds both parts. It only clamps the top by threading into the bottom which gives you adjustment. The majority of holding power is wood on wood friction."}
+{"text":"It's pretty much always going to happen with something like pine. Screw it together most of the way on all screws with pilot holes first, then tighten them down on opposite corners. Probably the best you'll get. If it just needs to sit flat, just plane the bottom after it's screwed together."}
+{"text":"how tf do i replace and secure this sill plate if this is an addition and this fiberboard or whatever is only 3/4 inch? they make retrofit sill anchors that work like an angle bracket more or less, but theyre meant for like 2x boards i think. I cannot raise this side of the house 3/4+ an inch without damaging something badly and destroy a bunch of walls and windows. what do?"}
+{"text":"Anon, OP's issue is that there is NO fastening of the floor platform to the block foundation. I've heard of this being done in some places when production framers were just throwing up 6-model homes in subdivisions back in the 70s. but I've never seen it in practice before.What's supposed to happen is the joists and band are sitting on a treated 2x, usually 6\", but CCA 2x4s were allowed, and it was fastened to the filled block wall via imbedded thread stock that was put through and bolted with a big ol' washer."}
+{"text":"1962. as far as i can tell there really wasnt much a standard for sills on masonry then other than separate the joist from masonry. the original (1920s) house has the joists set on the beams that are mortared and stoned into the top foot of the foundation wall. i wanna replace it so i can permanently seal up the rim joists with insulation and never worry about it again in my life."}
+{"text":"Dammit!, just accidentally closed my reply... 1962 Yeah, post war G.I.generation add-on. probably not terrible. two options: Gang jack it up in 8' sections just enough to take the pressure off and pull out the trash, no more than 1/16th\"- 3/16ths\" then slide in ripped down marine plywood or other Contact treated plywood that's the same thickness. Not great but doable. less than 1/4 inch won't be enough to screw up the doors and windows up from there.I noticed both the joists are shimmed for height, you want to keep that in mind, since it had to do with irregularities in the joist board width(height) Sounds like a nail-biting nightmare. Option 2: insulate, box it up and get on with your life. It passed once, I wouldn't worry about it. Just make sure you aren't creating a rot nightmare if it's an exterior wall,(why else would you insulate?) I love the 1920s building styles, those guys knew what they were doing. Not so much the guys who returned from WWII and started the Baby Boom. Still, they were more capable by and large than much of the subsequent gens. I thought you were concerned about tying down the floor to the foundation from your first post. There's really no good reason to block the voids anyway, but you could still insulate with fiberglass covered with friction fit foamboard. In this case, I'd leave a smol gap at the top. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're not going to replace that sill, just anchor the joists to the wall and call it done. Slap a 2x4 on the face of the block wall, up against the bottom of the floor joists. Attach it to the block wall with masonry anchors. Attach it to the joists with lag screws."}
+{"text":"its literally disintegrating doe. why shouldn't i just cheese in some contact grade plywood or 1x. city can suck my ass if theyre gonna ever know."}
+{"text":"The first thing a real man does when he gets a new angle grinder is rip off the guard and toss it in the garbage."}
+{"text":"the tape on that grinder where a switch should be thumb deformed from injury scabbed over wound visible on thumb this is what you get when you take op's advice."}
+{"text":"i was holding the grinder correct i was holding the piece i was cutting incorrect wound caused by operator error, hope you learned something."}
+{"text":"Linguistically, sure. Let's not ignore my emotional investment in the act, however."}
+{"text":"wearing gloves and glasses He is protected."}
+{"text":"I've used a Hercules with their own batts. Felt absolutely gutless compared to my corded DWE402. The paddle was also somehow harder to use with gloves despite being basically the same design. I've only messed with the cordless DWs a little but they felt better to me. Personally I'd probably wait for a sale on the real deal, if you don't really need it immediately."}
+{"text":"decide to be my own GC for my house I’m in Wyoming so it should be fi— you need a loicense ok fine I can take the exa— nooo to get a loicense you need someone to say you have 7 years experience in front of a notary God damn they got to fucking Wyoming. How hard is it to bribe someone into making a little fib about my work experience?"}
+{"text":"i doubt you live in the town of jackson asshole and the rest of wy is unincorporated barenlands where nobody gives a shit if you frame the outhouse onto the side of your marlet singlewide so this is week b8"}
+{"text":"Let me introduce you to Laramie. We’ve got: - asians - a collection of buildings legally considered a college - the regulatory environment of portland for some reason - HOOOOOOONK CLACK CLACK CLACKACKACKACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK"}
+{"text":"Land of the free, o algo"}
+{"text":"Your first mistake was trying to get permission from the government."}
+{"text":"Just as every line in CAD must be true, Nerd cred is currency—it’s how I push through. I’m stacking up torque for the ultimate feel, Turning Nylon-CF into structural seal. That Z-bar lever is the vault where I save, Multiplying force for the path that I pave. Constraints in the sketch make the vision real, I’m backing the render with a grip made of steel."}
+{"text":"Name that project... you know the one"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the suggestion, outriggers and proa-like boats are interesting, not sure if it's necessarily easier to store but they look like fun boats and not terribly complicated to construct."}
+{"text":"Why ? Is it an antenna ? If so why is it so close to other traces ?"}
+{"text":"Start with woodworking, it's the basics of mechanics. Wood is inexpensive and forgiving compared to metalwork, many mechanical geniuses started out with wood and early machinery was always mostly made of wood. Look into Mathias Wandel's stuff, he's really good and doesn't use fancy tools or techniques. I have a hand powered benchtop metal planer I really want to put back to work but it just takes so much time and I have so much other stuff to do."}
+{"text":"It's not an antenna, it's the ethernet port. For 10/100BASE-T the ethernet lines must be 100Ω differential matched. Skew matching is not very necessary but i did it anyway But what's the point, the components and the boards are lying in my closet. I have no will to build this device"}
+{"text":"Cheers anon."}
+{"text":"What are some creative ways to keep your valuables hidden? Anything that can be home made/bought from a store?"}
+{"text":"he thinks his pieces of paper are any more real than the ones and zeros in the bank If my digital money drops your may as well wipe your ass with your cash. muh precious metals Good luck getting market value, which you probably overpaid in the first place. My favorite was in the old doctor's house that had a racquetball court in it. The old doc had a regular, quality safe in the bedroom closet like any normal person would and in that safe were a few normal, low value guns, some ammo, and some random stuff that was fairly valuable but not irreplaceable. Stuff he wanted to be able to access quickly if needed and wanted to protect but wasn't cherished. Japanese style master bedroom (doc was in japan postwar and had a japanese wife), under tatami mats is an elevated floor. Below that under the subfloor was a safe that was like a vertical metal drawer that dropped into the downstairs bathroom wall. It was a thick wall but wasn't observable from an end so you wouldn't know it was thick unless you measured the depth of the bathroom and compared it to the distance between the door frame and the outer corner of the bathroom viewed from the hallway. This wall was like 20\" thick and the safe was about as wide as a queen mattress and a foot deep inside. It retracted down on a couple of rails using cables and a spring a like a garage door. You had to push the safe into the floor when fully loaded, when empty it would have to be ballasted to be pushed in unless you were heavy or had help. To access it, you lift a couple of tatami mats and move them, lift a couple of plywood panels beneath them, find the joint in the subfloor, lift the loose panel (looks screwed down) that lays on the top of the wall, turn the latch, and the safe comes up. Then you open the doors to it and see what's inside. The wall it was in had metal studs and thick fire-rated drywall, including the panel on top, so it was basically a fire rated safe in a wall."}
+{"text":"If my digital money drops your may as well wipe your ass with your cash. While I agree with your sentiment, at least physical cash is in your possession whereas your money in a bank account may or may not even be physically available at that bank branch. If there is even the slightest run on money you can guarantee they won't have the cash to cover it. Hell I could probably wipe out my banks physical cash stash by myself just by cashing out my bank accounts there. That is why they require you to come in a day before and order the cash you need it you are taking out a large sum. Now as you were saying the actual value of that paper cash can be highly subjective..."}
+{"text":"NTA, but paper cash will still have value for several weeks for most. The programming that 2 Identical pieces of paper with different denominations on them are somehow \"Worth\" the same is a function of them being merely receipts for debt-but I'm sure most of you know that already. Still, since 95%+ of the population AREN'T aware of this con, the fancy toilet paper will still trip the \"VALUE\" trigger in most people, unless there is a massive PR push(?) in the media that the paper is worthless. I'd say that having a good couple stacks of $10s, $20s and $50s say maybe 5-10k's worth, would get many by in the beginning crisis. I can almost guarantee,that even if the economy collapses, there will be SOME retards who will be breaking into banks, ignoring the SDBs and \"Making off\" with 100s of thousands of stacks of fancy toilet paper. ...Just like I can almost guarantee that if the power grid went down tomorrow, there would still be \"People\" looting Mall-Wart for TVs and other electronics. **Just a friendly reminder for those burying treasure in their yards: Don't forget to make a trip to the junkyard and get a bunch of ferrous metal chunks and rusty bolts/nuts to bury all over the place with a post hole digger. Getting a good depth range could be paramount to success too. 4\" all the way down to 2 foot could be just the kind of frustration that would kill the initiative of any would-be looters. Brings to mind the Idea of making a fake Well head that goes down 8'-10'. An 8\" well pipe could easily hold several 4\" PVC containers, weighted and capped water-tight, with the added bonus of using the \"Pump wire\" as the capsule tether.(you could have it go to a 1' capsule in the bottom position and subsequent capsules will \"ride up\" with the bottom one.) Important to have the head fittings look real, even if they only go down a foot or so, and an addition of farmer's pond black to the water obviates flashlight detection."}
+{"text":"Llewellyn Moss pls"}
+{"text":"Green drywall isn't going to make or break you. If they glue a tile shower to either, it's fucked. If it's a prefab shower, then the rest of the bathroom isn't going to mold either unless you neglect to ventilate. Building code doesn't trump common sense."}
+{"text":"never had issue with mold, but I'm in SF Gay Area which is pretty dry overall, even in the weak rainy season, a couple hours after a rain. in humid States I see contractors that specialize in under house joist replacement due to rotting due to humidity. I don't use the dryer much because in winter I want to increase humidity and hand inside, and it summer its hot and dry enough stuff dries outside about as fast as you can hang it. But sure seems like a half-assed build for this supposed \"extraordinary one-level, custom-built luxury residence\" to cheap out on not spending an extra 20% on Green Board when there is going to be lots of money laid on top of it. It ain't like inside an extra hall closet you can just tear it off without opening a can of worms. Underlying rock goes bad the whole new bathroom gets blown up. But I guess at least this is inside the garage so you'd have place to put all the sink, toilet, shower stall, lights, fart fans, etc. :)"}
+{"text":"mold's not an issue in my area why didn't they use mold resistant rock? That's your answer. I agree, especially around the shower, that it should be green. Again, it's not make or break. If a girl steams that bathroom out for hours with no vent, it will grow mold superficially on the paint and fixtures. If hack installers glue tile to green drywall as a shower, it will wick water and the framing will rot inside of the wall. I'm sure the green board does its job to an extent, but people can be very irresponsible. In an all weather state, most of our rot is due to neglect and compromised roofing or siding. Decks fail because they never receive another coat of stain. Caulking around doors and windows gets old and people rather replace those than spend five minutes with a caulk gun. Vinyl siding always has insects living behind it and dirt building up because it's permeable. It's like wearing a light jacket in an area that gets very hot and cold. Smartside is popular. It's just OSB with paint on the surface. I believe it was designed to rot, so it performs its job nicely."}
+{"text":"Smartside is popular. It's just OSB with paint on the surface Some other shit they selling now basically Masonite with supposedly some more glue, but even Factory says \"don't get it wet\". I was slapping Masonite on McMansions back in 1989 in San Jose. Wrappers said \"40yr warranty backed by AAA Gold rated Insurance\". Spit on backside and its swelling by the time I go to outhouse and back. All \"warranty\" went bankrupt first thing in the 1990 RE blow out. T-111 seems chemically \"OK\" but cunt I get some WITHOUT THE GROOVES. You had ONE JOB."}
+{"text":"Dedicated laundry room Washer and dryer in the second, detached garage Full size bathroom in the 15-car detached garage No indication of any kind of utility wiring through the garage so it can be used as a workshop 4 bathrooms Two bedrooms still have to share one while main gets a bedroom-sized bath Two showers when there's room for a big tub I mean, if that's your only complaint about this mess of a house..."}
+{"text":"how do you clean this ? I tried scrubbing the fuck out of it and it's not coming off"}
+{"text":"good job anon I hope it lasts, looks satisfying tfw no neglected bath to polish"}
+{"text":"that shit is magic. thank my dead mother for letting me in on the secret."}
+{"text":"bar keeper's friend works great on pots and pans too. i suggest wearing gloves while using it (although i rarely do). and now you know."}
+{"text":"Based Oxalic acid appreciator The pros would've accepted Muriatic acid as well, but that shit truly is only for careful and knowledgable anons, which by my count there were only 3 ITT including me. Problem solved, retards exposed... /thread"}
+{"text":"Muriatic acid It's just hydrochloric."}
+{"text":"Last Supper Edition A place for anything to do with woodworking. Post your wood and woodworks. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Thank you fren I really appreciate your help I'll look into it, also nice work on your first project:> some whore bird will whore herself out in it nonetheless KEK thanks anon that made my day"}
+{"text":"Also, something i forgot to ask, if I'm making a watch box as I mentioned in my post () Would it be preferable to use grooves or nails to hold my box together? Or should I just use both"}
+{"text":"Grooves or dowels and glue. Decorative boxes normally don’t have visible fasteners"}
+{"text":"The quarter-quarter-quarter joint also makes for a strong connection. Through dowels (or Miller Dowels) can also look really nice."}
+{"text":"also nice work on your first project:> Thanks, bro. full disclosure, the butcher block was purchased already made. I just cut it into the shape I wanted, and I'm doing the finishing."}
+{"text":"This might fit into a /qtddtot/ thread. But oldheads, what should the younger generation do? I already do CNC fabrication, completely self taught, but I feel forever capped at $25/hr. I can also weld, I can fabricate all the shit I cut out, I can do a lot, basically if something needs to be made, I can make it, from start to finish. But I feel like what I can do is worthless because I’m stuck at a wage that will never own a house, at least where I’m at, or even to be able to afford to life alone. I wish to wake up dead every day so this endless monotony of “existing” stops. What do?"}
+{"text":"Have to start running the shift then managing the shop or setting up everyone's jobs so they're all the $25 button monkey and you're continuing to improve your skills"}
+{"text":"worthless post unironically just make it work on 25$, keep the job at 40 hours and do something on the side while you can. (flip tractors, cars, whatever) one person with nothing to borrow against has never really recently been able to buy a house. the bank wants the second person. im 36."}
+{"text":"basically if something needs to be made Well there's some stuff you can do 1. Learn to do viral/fashionable shit and post it online 2. Learn what rich people in your area like and make that 3. Get a sewing machine and make furry suits."}
+{"text":"fashion shit furry suits"}
+{"text":"which do y'all prefer? I like paddles do to the precision of speed and safety but I'm curious what the other side likes about toggles"}
+{"text":"The grip on the sides always feels weird to me. Are you talking about the little $50 HPT side switches that are everywhere? I haven't tried those but I love their 36v cordless/corded paddle grinders, more versatile all around than anything else I've used. Besides the cordless/corded thing, variable speed, soft start, low vibration, nice slim grip, good power for its size. For cheap extra grinders like it sounds like you're using the Bauers for, I like the Dongcheng ones on Amazon. Like $30-40, paddle grip, handle well and seem like good quality. I've heard Dongcheng is considered a professional brand over in China so there's that. discourages me from doing retarded shit. Underrated feature. Takes an active choice not to sometimes with a grinder that locks on."}
+{"text":"So many princess in here lucky enough not to get fucked by the angle grinder. Let me tell when it happens once you never want it to happen again."}
+{"text":"Lol. I've gotten eaten by an angle grinder more times than I can remember. Every time it was my fault for doing something in a stupid way. Live and learn, adapt and overcome."}
+{"text":"I like it"}
+{"text":"I don't hate this, only problem is my morbidly obese gf wouldn't be able to fit back there Why can’t you knock out a few feet of wall to accommodate her girth? I think this could work in your advantage. Get her on ozempic or whatever until she can just squeeze back in there, then while in the shower get her fat enough to where she cant get out again. From here I really dont have a goal in mind but im sure there's something useful about a situation like this"}
+{"text":"Its the jack and jill fun bali room anon All new houses ar3 getting one"}
+{"text":"deadead"}
+{"text":"Left corner floating on the air rustled my jimmies: where is going all the weight of that tower?"}
+{"text":"how did they manage to BTFO Milwaukee and makita?"}
+{"text":"What are you basing this off of?"}
+{"text":"The $0.01 he got for making this thread."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"What's in your go-to problem solving kit and how's it set up?"}
+{"text":"if the women dont find ya handsome they should at least find ya handy"}
+{"text":"this is /diy/ we only have problem havers here not much solving actually goes on"}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for a strong adhesive for everyday fixes? I use the little bottles of Loctite super glue, but the adhesive gets hard in the bottle over time and becomes unusable."}
+{"text":"Tell my wife I'm be right home after the meeting..."}
+{"text":"What's in your go-to problem solving kit and how's it set up? Measuring tape, pen, paper, circle template, knife, multi-tool. I draw up plans, present the solution, they approve it, and hire someone else to do the work. When they don't hire someone, the knife and multi-tool fixes the problem."}
+{"text":"I've done so much to get this old Philips MCM177 to work. I finally got it to play cd's after swapping the laser, overwatting it and so on. There's still a problem with the buttons. Described in picrel. It basically gives me the wrong action for the button I press. Are the pads underneath just misaligned or something? Disassembling this thing is a lot of work so I'm going to ask before taking it apart right after putting it together."}
+{"text":"There's something based about early 2000s cd players, boomboxes and micro hifi systems"}
+{"text":"90% sparkly plastic, 10% electronics."}
+{"text":"Likely some plastic support is broken which is causing the wrong contacts underneath to touch. This, I don't know why OP is even bothering with junk mass market crap from the digital age. This isn't some old HiFi system that was worth thousands when new and blows modern speakers out of the water, even in its day it was considered garbage."}
+{"text":"haha poorfag I just throw broken things in the trash and buy a new one to signal how I'm not poor Kys. This is why the world sucks."}
+{"text":"too poor to go to goodwill and find an $8 cd player nigger."}
+{"text":"i have solved the mice question."}
+{"text":"theyre safety socks with rubber grip treads From her stint at the insane asylum. I bet her pussy is grippier than those socks!!!"}
+{"text":"Came here to make this joke and someone beat me to it already. Well done lads! Some questions... Who is \"they\" in this story? Your mom and her sister? Brother? Friends? Why did they have snakes? Why did they think this was a good idea? Did they derive sexual pleasure from this or was it just a dumb kid thing like kissing a turtle? Fucked up regardless, I'd love to hear more."}
+{"text":"Sometimes when I'm hungry, I think about how he snarfs that burger."}
+{"text":"All the ceiling snakes are female"}
+{"text":"Hello id like to make an anti surveillance hat for er youtube video. Anyways. Its my understanding id have to connect them in series and make them pulse. But im unsure as how to go about doing this without burning them…"}
+{"text":"and make them pulse I don't think you have to do that. If you really want to do it fast'n'dirty without having to learn about electronic circuitry, you can always just by one of those LED caplights and swap out the LEDs with whatcha got in your pic(in a pinch, old universal TV remotes from the goodwill or Salvation army will do. Just use you camera in your phone to test out if they work to avoid soldering a bunch of LEDs that won't fire with the vaoltage from 2 CR2032s They have a flash built into the chip already too. *Will post the caplights next"}
+{"text":"I use these and epoxy a binder clip on the front when the shitty little clips break. the ONLY thing that really sucks about these guys. I use a medium binder clip and remove one of the metal levers."}
+{"text":"I think ill try to do it right and try to learn that schematic ty cr2023s That circuit says two 9 volt batteries doesnt it?"}
+{"text":"Oh and what a coincidence i got 10 leds"}
+{"text":"Trying to print “Benchy the Boat”. Can I get any pointers? It’s PLA filament"}
+{"text":"Must be z axis calibration issue but like everyone else says idk how you fuck up bambu labs. Maybe you tweaked the settings. Pla too yikes."}
+{"text":"60 degree bed and 230 degree nozzle Arent you overheating the hell out of it? i print pla at 215 nozzle / 45 bed"}
+{"text":"should have bought a prusa"}
+{"text":"I have a natural PLA from BASF that requires 230 as per manufacturer, maybe anon has similar one."}
+{"text":"How the fuck does one fuck up a benchy on an A1?"}
+{"text":"all I want is a shed to do my work in. is that so much to ask? How does one go about acquiring cheap land in the uk to build a shed on? ideally in an industrial area so no one will complain about power tool noise or hammering noise or smoke. I saw one unit for sale near me recently for 100k, didn't even have an outdoor yard, but you can get an entire house for that with a yard. tl;dr shed designs and locations"}
+{"text":"house house Lmao. Love your 1000 hour mspaint pic."}
+{"text":"I have tons of land. I wouldn't rent out a postage stamp sized lot in the furthest corner for a cuck like OP."}
+{"text":"How does one go about acquiring cheap land in the uk to build a shed on? The government and the banks won't let you mate."}
+{"text":"This is a retarded take. Sad."}
+{"text":"As an American, it’s awesome to live rent free in so many heads simply by existing. I could never utter a word to you yet you have so many negative opinions based on the country of my birth. No idea of background, thoughts, beliefs, anything yet I am all these negative things because ‘Merica. And yet you’ll call me closed minded. You sad little excuse of a man."}
+{"text":"Does the quality of air lines matter or should I just buy the cheapest ones from amazon?"}
+{"text":"stupid questions are stupid."}
+{"text":"I got a 3-pack from Tractor supply like 15 years ago and still on the first one"}
+{"text":"How much do you plan on handling and using it? I like the red rubber hoses. No pvc or hybrid bullshit, they are terrible in real world use. The pvc ones are stiff when cold and have a memory effect real bad. While the hybrid ones are better, they still suck compared to a good rubber hose. Get some ferrules and a crimper and learn how to put a proper end on them because they will break at the ends of the hose 99% of the time as that is where the worst flexing happens. Hose clamps are bulky and suck ass compared to a proper crimped ferrule."}
+{"text":"Go by the pressure rating for that hose. The cheap ones will have a low rating, or they won't disclose it if that's something they can get away with where you are. The higher rated ones will be more expensive. If you need higher rated ones, get higher rated ones."}
+{"text":"i need some help finding a thoughtful gift for a cosplay maker. around $50. i was thinking maybe a hot wire or a pen engraver but idk."}
+{"text":"Aids"}
+{"text":"Precision knife set, airbrush, fancy hot glue gun, etc"}
+{"text":"Installed this Safire Buffalo in the backyard 7 weeks ago today. Been giving it seasol once every 2 weeks and gave it its furst dose of fertiliser 1 week ago. Just gave it a move at 40mm and I think its come up pretty good"}
+{"text":"clippings are your best depends on the area. same species clippings can encourage mold and bacteria that specialize to the plant. you're normally better separating the plant from itself and using composted materials."}
+{"text":"Composting materials like what?"}
+{"text":"I would love to bump with my own lawn posts but there's still snow everywhere."}
+{"text":"Post snow"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"What would it cost to make my parents' garage a living space? Location is FL. Area is 550sqft not including the bathroom in the door to the right. I think it's already insulated too. I would like to wall off a bedroom and a kitchen/tv room. I looked into the zoning laws and the only thing I can't do is seal the garage door. Doable with $10k and six months?"}
+{"text":"He's in Florida, anon"}
+{"text":"Nigga he's in Florida, I would be more concerned about gators, pythons and mosquitoes blitzing the place during the night."}
+{"text":"No I meant there's no dignity in Florida"}
+{"text":"I was gonna laugh at you but my eurofag $1200/month apartment has the same square footage"}
+{"text":"I would be more concerned about gators, pythons and mosquitoes I get that BTW but the most dangerous animal is Florida Man"}
+{"text":"Cheers cobba"}
+{"text":"Very nice OP. If it were mine I'd have gone for a water feature but that's just personal taste. Great work!"}
+{"text":"We're thinking about adding some wrought iron pieces and maybe a waterfeature of some sort too"}
+{"text":"stupid nigger"}
+{"text":"Im an abo, thank you very much"}
+{"text":"What's an effective dog repellent that I can make at home? My neighbors dog keeps shitting on my lawn and I've had enough of it. hard mode Don't kill the dog"}
+{"text":"Great for Terminator cosplays!"}
+{"text":"My dad had to shoot the neighbours dog because it literally escaped the electric dog fence and jumped at him, he had a shotgun though. I hated that fucking dog but I still wish he missed and it tore his fucking throat out."}
+{"text":"your chad dad raised a bitch"}
+{"text":"You answered your own question. A dog whistle."}
+{"text":"we know what you meant you autistic motherfucker you didn’t have to make a correction also it was funny"}
+{"text":"no results found post up your latest buys things you want but dont need christmas gifts useless junk or good shit or whatever it is brand flex or name and shame ignore bepis and seig"}
+{"text":"So I kind of want the 60kw military generator set. I vaguely remember these being called a MEP or MEPs or something in Afghanistan. I want it not for the power generation, but as a real-life ASMR/background noise generator. I like industrial sounds"}
+{"text":"some asswipe around here bought about 10 units that size from govdeals to flip a few years ago. dipshit didnt know squat about wire pixies. he put pics of the tags in his ad and they were all 400hz after a few weeks of getting called out he put this big text vomit about how all the \"experts\" were wrong and all they needed was a \"a simple and cheap inverter box from amazon\" i think he still has them"}
+{"text":"things you want but dont need A table saw. I probably don’t *really* need it (already got a miter and a track saw), but man, I want one. Problem is: they’re either shitty or expensive as hell and the middle ground is hard to find. And I’m tempted to get a festool Rotex to see what the fuss is all about (though that’s also brand flex"}
+{"text":"Portable table says are all shitty. They range from only somewhat shitty to completely shitty. A 'contractor' saw can be decent but they are not portable. A real table saw is a 'cabinet' saw. They start at something like a Unisaw and continues with something like an Oliver. Picture related. The bigger the forklift you need to move it, the better the saw it is. I got a used American made Unisaw for about $200 from a business liquidation auction. The fence was garbo but that was easily replaced with a modern one. The fence cost more than the saw. It cuts like a champ and is very smooth. You can stand a nickel on edge on the table and start the saw up and the nickel won't fall over. The cast iron top and wings are dead flat. Meanwhile, my old aluminum topped jobsite saw would go out of square if you left it in the sun too long."}
+{"text":"One does not realize how nice a cabinet saw is until one gets a cabinet saw I love my ol hunk of steel, its based"}
+{"text":"bolting two 80x200to frames to make a 160x200 bed frame is cool right? Or do I have to buy 160x200 bed frame?"}
+{"text":"why are you like that? Yu're fag?"}
+{"text":"I bolted two bed frames together. The middle is hard as fuck. My next bed will be comfy everywhere."}
+{"text":"I've stayed in hotels that do that. They don't even bolt it."}
+{"text":"In germany a guy got his money for the night back because of that. The court files state that he had a reservation for a double bed but was given a room with two beds beside each other. It goes on to explain that the customer and a lady accompanying him did not only get what they wanted but the issue also materialized when even using a belt, that was not needed for its original function at the time, was used to tie the beds feet together in an attempt to stop them from drifting apart. Thus they got a refund."}
+{"text":"Could work. I would put a box spring or bunkie board or whatever you call them under the mattress. Hould help prevent \"canyoning.\""}
+{"text":"So, together with a friend, we have decided to make our own console for fun and giggles. This surely is an undertaking but this is an idea we were considering for a long time and as we got more and more experienced with circuits, embedded programming, 3d printing and stuff like that, I feel like it would be finally in our reach. I never really looked at other people's similar projects, I have no idea what I'm doing honestly, but I can write code and I can use google so I think we will figure it out and get there eventually. I will post our progress in this thread."}
+{"text":"as we got more and more experienced with circuits, embedded programming, 3d printing and stuff like that, Ok go on.. Since I know pretty much noting about electronics, my friend will be taking care of designing the hardware. And stop there You need to go this esp module Get the fuck out You've lied about everything. You don't know shit about electronics. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know pretty much noting about electronics You've lied about everything. You don't know shit about electronics."}
+{"text":"Hurr we e learned a lot about electronics and circuits Seriously, kill yourself"}
+{"text":"I'm back from Christmas break and finished map support. That's the last graphics api function minus the linet which I'm sure is only used by pseudo-3D games. Getting that one work perfectly the same as in PICO-8 will probably be quite tricky, so I will save it for latter. Now it's time to implement all the random miscellaneous functions and registers that I have not takes into account so far. Once that done I should be able to just run pretty much any existing 2D PICO-8 game."}
+{"text":"embassy pretty cool stuff. will try when i work with a microcontroller next."}
+{"text":"Generic 3-speed ceiling fan circa 80s or 90s makes buzzing noise at highest speed. I don't know what brand this is, I don't have a model number, but hopefully it's a similar enough widespread design. It makes excessive motor noise at the highest speed only. It sounds likely electric, like a buzzing, and it's definitely not the usual \"motors just make noise\" thing. It's something intrusively loud, and the noise seems to come and go some days, due to indeterminate factors. It's also not balanced, and is not grounded properly, but I don't know how likely that is to cause what I'm hearing."}
+{"text":"record the sound and upload it to vocaroo then post the link here so we can hear it"}
+{"text":"Mine had wood blades also it was the metal brackets that mount the blades to the motor the were sagging"}
+{"text":"Ima say bad capacitor."}
+{"text":"Put a Tesla motor in it"}
+{"text":"Absent further information, I'm thinking it's probably a failed bearing. Try turning it off and spinning it fast by hand. If you still hear the noise, it's a physical problem. If not, may be something electrical. Could also be that the motor has to work too hard to spin it at high speed due to bad bearings or general filth. I can state from personal experience that old fans do benefit from periodic maintenance, which entails partial disassembly and cleaning. Doesn't take too long, look up a video on YT."}
+{"text":"Planned this room layout around thinking my pets enclosure would half fit in my closet. Enclosure is 48' x 48'. Is there any way to get it to fit?! Maneuver it weird or something? Fuck! It's too big to go anywhere else in the room"}
+{"text":"Take these braces off and joint it from the outside instead of the inside. Move both sides in that should be an extra 2\" clearance"}
+{"text":"gently remove the door frame"}
+{"text":"Agreed, this looks like the best way that doesn't involve heavily modifying either the enclosure or doorway. If it still doesn't fit you might have to cut down some pieces of the enclosure to reduce the width by an inch or two. I would not recommend modifying the door frame, even if you patch it up it will never look right."}
+{"text":"I am attempting to rebuilt and improve a crappy pool table. The very outside of the slate is pretty curved all around. What can be done to straighten out the edges?"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna leave it like this for 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"edges of wooden board are curving down...so I'm going to add even more weight on the edges and really bend them down"}
+{"text":"Get a different felt color, something unconventional. Back-under lighting around the interior edges overhanging the board. Outer edges that can cradle cues, to forgo storage rack."}
+{"text":"It's lying on top of a MFD board. Edge to edge. I placed more bags on the center Before this it was lying on the ground for a few days, that helped take the bow out some."}
+{"text":"If it has sagged over time, just flip it over. It will sag back in the other direction over time."}
+{"text":"If I am going to install a new wax seal for my toilet, is it better to use a wax seal or those rubber \"better than wax\" type seals made from rubber? Or would the wax seal plus the wax ring cover be an even better option? I’m in the USA."}
+{"text":"Never tried a non-wax ring but never had any problems with a wax ring other than the slight annoyance of centering the toilet on it initially"}
+{"text":"This one is great."}
+{"text":"i've replaced a lot of toilets for landlords and hotels. the wax is the best. it just is. you'll have specific configurations where the floor is too high and the rubber wont compress enough or its uneven related to the flange and the toilet will end up rocking.. just the wax always works. the other ones sometimes work. to get rid of the old wax, use a 2\" putty knife and garbage bag. i do use the rubber for rear exit toilets where I work now due to not trusting the wax in vertical public applications as long term"}
+{"text":"i just do me, you're fine bro. cleaning up the old wax sucks. if the wax is too cold it sucks thats an important note too"}
+{"text":"What’s so great about that one? It looks like the same shape of a wax seal made with rubber. ChatGPT says: “Wax rings are often fine if conditions are ideal: • Level flange • You’re okay with a single-use, messy install … ⸻ Tips • If the flange is below floor level, a waxless kit with spacers often works best.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"My house construction is red brick facade, 150mm cavity, hollow clay brick for the interior walls and a cement based rendering for finish applied directly on the brick. It was built in the late 80s and although it's as solid as ever was there's no fucking insulation whatsoever, no drywall, no rockwool, no xps no nothing, the weather is pretty forgiving and the coldest it gets is around 0°C just for a couple days a year during winter. Summers are pretty damn hot though. So with that in mind what are my alternatives to add some decent insulation without covering the red brick exterior facade or losing too much interior area? Rockwool would work ok I think but there's no access to most of the cavity and would have to cut large parts of the wall to be able to install that. Expanding foam might work too but a bit of the same problem. Inside drywall will rob me of a lot area but it's the easiest fix. Appreciate any help, thanks and happy new year."}
+{"text":"Nigga what do you mean they look kinda crumbled, those buildings are taking direct bomb hits of course they're damaged."}
+{"text":"Mold needs constant high humidity. Where is the moisture coming from?"}
+{"text":"That's basically EIFS, which needs to be installed perfectly to not trap moisture against the building structure and cause mold and rot. Problem is so few contractors actually know how to install it properly."}
+{"text":"Thermally ideal, probably. But this article mentions no practical considerations. You could do a new build like this if you do everything right but trying to retrofit it is a recipe for disaster. That’s why, for example, to retrofit an upside down roof, they remove the entire roof."}
+{"text":"I found a great table. The only problem is one of the legs is wobbly. I took the leg off (on the right) and discovered it is wobbly because the screw inside it moves up and down. It’s supposed to look like the one on the left (short, unmoving). Problem #2 is there doesn’t seem to be an easy way to do this. The screw is loose enough to make the leg wobbly but not loose enough to remove and replace/add glue to. Maybe I could flood the hole with glue and jam the screw back inside? Anyone done a repair like this before? TLDR: How do I get the screw in the table leg on the right to stay stuck down like the table leg on the left?"}
+{"text":"2 part epoxy, wrap it with wax paper and some string as a clamp. Might have to use a chisel to open up the crack to get some epoxy down in there."}
+{"text":"and the weight of the table pries it loose No.. that's not how screws work. Screwing it in is what pulls the screw out. Have you tried to unscrew the screw out of the wood?"}
+{"text":"Pull screw out, fill all cracks with wood glue, clamp multi-directionally and see if that fixes being stripped out. If not, fill with glue rethread to depth and let set"}
+{"text":"clamp multi-directionally get a screw hose clamp big enough to wrap around the upper shoulder of the table leg. use some silicone rubber hose as a liner for the clamp, unscrew the clamp, slip on the hose, then reassemble. when tightening down, it will prevent the serrations on the hose clamp from digging in. glue.. try using those large bottles of super glue cyanoacrylate bottles on sale for $20 for a few ounces. cut some of it 50/50 with acetone and set aside. use 100% acetone to wash out the cracks. spray bottle, maybe an air comressor if you can. this is to get the grain to open up. after it has dried and maybe swollen a bit, ensure it is all dry, then get the clamp installed and ready. don't close the cracks up yet, but you want to work in the 50/50 glue/acetone mix to get a deep penetration, then start working in the 100% glue, since it does not flow as freely. acetone is a solvent for cyanoacrylate glue, so it will evaporate during the curing. watch for penetration of the 50/50 mix in the saran wrap at when filling it up. tighten the hose clamp at the end to bring it all together. some 400 grit sandpaper at the end on all the table legs and some clearcoat. problem probably solved."}
+{"text":"forgot to mention- wrapping the leg in saran wrap after the 100% acetone wash and grain opening. try using canned air if you don't have a compressor at hand. after dry, wrap it in a layer of either saran wrap or transparent/translucent stretch tape. that will keep the overflow in, since you will have you sand the end result anyway, and it will make filling in the gaps later will a few dots of super glue that much easier if you want a finish look. the saran wrap will peel off and take some sanding to clean up, but it isn't too bad. wax parchment paper works well too, but you'll just have to guess on the amount of glue at that point. filling in the outside cracks would be good to prevent it from breaking more over time and finishing it off. you're fuckin so hard it's the breakin furniture, my man."}
+{"text":"gunna build a shop in my backyard and I have some questions. What size carriage doors should I build? I think garage doors are nigger tier and I know I can get a better blower door score with them instead of garage doors. Also the quote says osb but its quoted for zip sheathing walls and roof. my shop will be 200ft in my backyard, would it better to run power with a trencher or should I take the solar pill? also worth insulating the slab in ny? I'm gunna do block stem wall instead of mono slab, is a 1 row high curb worth? Any recommendations also? I was gunna do energy heal trusses and have them premade so I dont need an engineers stamp for the plans"}
+{"text":"what size carriage doors Plans say 2x 10 by 9. Offering different suggestions will depend on use case vs layout and location. If budget allows, just about everything will fit through a 10x10. run power with a trencher Yes, or with a mattock. And run more power than you think you need, or go to the library, get a copy of NFPA 70, and calculate your load. Solar will be stupid expensive for anything more than led lights. heal trusses Idk what those are, sounds kinky"}
+{"text":"These fucking things have lied to me more times than scammers from india"}
+{"text":"pot calls kettle black."}
+{"text":"they won't rebuild them that way."}
+{"text":"I was just thinking an infrared camera and a squirt bottle"}
+{"text":"Eyeballing? Just use your extrasensory autist gnostic knowledge of esoteric forbidden home construction deeplore to commune through the spirit realm and contact the undead builders who built the original home, allowing you to see through the walls, through the very eyes of those since past, literally becoming one with the house and all who worked on it, simultaneously being and not being, all within the confines of the temporal accords set into stone centuries into the future (technically, this is your past from my non-linear perspective) (all things are ending soon)"}
+{"text":"the pendulum laser levels are down to like 35 to 40 dollars its awesome just get one of them theyre fun"}
+{"text":"Any advice for me? Very new to laser engraving and have no instruction I'm trying to engrave text into 7075 aluminum to a depth of about .007\" (at least 6 thou max of 15) It is a 50 watt fiber laser with a 200mm field The text is about 50 characters in 2 groups of 25 spaced 4 inches apart .090\" text height from a customer's .dxf file Using these settings I'm getting a runtime of about 2:40 but feel like there is time to make up I am getting minor burning to thee edges but after tumble and media blast it looks good. If I could eliminate the burning without slowdown that would be ideal"}
+{"text":"I ended up getting it down to 1:57 and dropped the intensity of the wobble sub-layer while increasing intensity on the others to maintain .0075 while cutting down on the burned edges. Dropped the lines per inch too so the text looks flatter with no v shaped trench Can't post pics because NDA on unreleased product"}
+{"text":"be you have problem solve problem tell solution do cool things Good thread, have a (You)"}
+{"text":"Just bought my first car used, and the \"leather\" on the shifter knob is crumbling to bits. I'm thinking of putting some black epoxy clay to sculp back the shape in the missing cavities, but does anyone have a better idea? I've done miniature modelling with stuff like that before, but don't know how I would float the surface smooth"}
+{"text":"I havent seen good results for someone rewrapping an automatic knob like that with a release button. Any off the shelf vinyl/leather product and most glue wont hold up to regular use and will peel up at the edges. A manual gear shifter, simpler shape, without those seams is totally different. Mine is basically a cue ball with a nut inside. But this is DIY so feel free to fuck around and make it out of horrifying anthropomorphized silicone at expense of 3x versus buying a new one."}
+{"text":"you don't know where this shifter knob has been"}
+{"text":"probably easier and cheaper to just go to the junk yard and pick one."}
+{"text":"why not go for a shifter that suits you?"}
+{"text":"There is a thread called >sqtddtot which is where questions like this should be posted in the future. tranny jannies don't enforce it. the entire catalog is just one big sqtddtot."}
+{"text":"I installed laminate flooring on an uneven mortar surface. Walking on the floor feels and sounds like shit, but my other family members say it’s fine and that I’m just exaggerating. Is laminate supposed to sound this shitty even with proper subfloor? I am so bummed out."}
+{"text":"With padding? Maybe it'll settle"}
+{"text":"2/2 I want to add that the mortar bed has dips because of the ceramic I demo’d. I don’t even know what to do anymore. I just want to know if it’s gonna last for at least 5 years without major problems."}
+{"text":"Yes, has padding"}
+{"text":"This is why you use self-leveling compound first. But it will probably settle, if no one else is complaining, just let it be. It's not likely to fail just because of this, obviously depending on just how much variation you have."}
+{"text":"I have the same issue in my hallway. I didn't level the subfloor at all there and the pieces are always gaping apart after a few months. I'm just going to glue them all together but not down."}
+{"text":"Gearbox of my cordless drill exploded. I was driving self tapping concrete screws (small ones, 2 inch) and I got the bit adapter stuck in the chuck permanently. After I tried everything to get it unstuck including the impact hammer setting in both direction, the last stage of the gerbox closest to the work end disintegrated. It is a $30 18V chink brand but it serves me well around the house. Is it possible to find these gear sets somewhere online? Can someone help me out or point what i need to buy? I don't even know what to search for. the rest of the assembly looks good. I will post some pics."}
+{"text":"op here , last update on this tldr: its patched, it works for now. After some research the part I broke its called sprag clutch. It allows the motor to turn the shaft , for not the shaft to turn the motor. Its not essential for the work of the drill. In theory you can remove it , so I did. I removed the broken part of locking ring but I left it in place because it acts as a spacer for the third stage carrier (carrier its keyed and engages the shaft with the rectangular cut out). Next the lock cam (or locking cam) is completely removed, together with the little cylindrical pieces around it. Next the broken paws of the third stage carrier are removed, and the single remaining just spins in empty space doing nothing. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"and* not the shaft to turn the motor. and that* was a big mistake. Sorry for the grammatical errors, not native speaker. Anyways some opinions. These drills seem to be somewhat similar to the ones sold in Aldi under the Workzone brand. And those are just rebranded Einhell tools from what Ive read online. I have an Einhell retailer near me so I may try my luck there. There are some parts diagrams for their tools online so if i can piece what part is what number maybe i can order from them. Major brands seem to have somewhat compatible parts (for example Hitachi 18V line ) but the prices are ridiculous and its not even worth buying them to try em out."}
+{"text":"Goddamn OP good on you for bringing back something that was destined to be garbage from the start. Feels good to defy the landfill."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I mean the battery and motor would have been repurposed but still feels wrong to trash something, so i try my best to salvage it. I made a little spanner by welding flatbar so i don't have to lug a good wrench. Fits in the carrying case and surprisingly good on the chuck. The Einhell thing fizzled out , the parts are compatible but out of stock as per their service site. Their new models don't offer parts only complete assemblies which are out of price range for me."}
+{"text":"I decided to attempt to fix the fucked up walls in this room instead of simply repainting. There are random gouges and low spots, some seams have mesh tape visible, a few screw heads that weren't sunk deep enough, and it looks like most the paint was just thrown right on the drywall panels. I also discovered the baseboard was caulked in place when it ripped off a bunch of paper as I removed it. I thought I would be able to get away with spot patching where the flaws were and then priming the room, but there was so much in the corner I was basically doing a skim coat and failing. At points my hands were actually shaking with frustration as I fought the urge to chuck the tool through window and hire some Mexican to do this for me. I gave up after 4 hours of struggling and left it to dry for a day. I went back and scraped down some high points today, and although the mess I made looks like shit it is actually smoothing out the issues, so I think I'm on the right track. I need to go slower and stop worrying about it being perfect on the first pass. Those knowledgeable assholes on youtube with decades of experience make this look too easy."}
+{"text":"Pretty satisfying but I hated the process."}
+{"text":"That thing can hold sandpaper, but you should be loading it with sanding mesh."}
+{"text":"I ended up using a 6\" blade and a wet rag to smooth the walls out, didn't even know that was a thing."}
+{"text":"it seems so much easier to just install panels"}
+{"text":"Looking good anon. From, ex drywall finisher"}
+{"text":"Just come to ask what is the best way to start making electronic stuff e.g wires switches and stuff like that. what is the best things to buy and what are some good resources?"}
+{"text":"is there anything that esp32 cannot do?"}
+{"text":"Mend a broken heart ;_;"}
+{"text":"ooooo I remember these. Not OP, just some other random autist. Cheers"}
+{"text":"To make a wire you have to take a piece of metal and pull it through series of pinholes with decreasing diameter. You can do it by hand, technically, but it requires a lot of strength. To make a switch you need some kind of casing and usually spring-based actual switch. Be you gotta be more specific what kind of switch you want but i'd recommend lever switches for starters."}
+{"text":"I live in an apartment on the 2nd floor and whenever my neighbor runs their dryer, the exhaust from their dryer comes through my mine and floods my place with dryer sheet odor. Can I block off the pipe, or install an inline damper so no air will get through, or will that be a fire risk?"}
+{"text":"I thought you weren't allowed to bring a lawyer into small claims court?"}
+{"text":"kek...building maintenance man just piped the exhaust into the walls so it fills with lint...your shit will go up in flames in an instant"}
+{"text":"California. I went to a local place. They always had ads out for students because it was shit work but the hours were flexible. It was basically a call center. They buy up debt and harass people via phone. Just know you you aren't going to get much. They paid me 5% of the debt and that was a good rate. Likely because it was court ordered debt and not just a repo'd car or unpaid bills. Where I am it is allowed. Every single place I rented from ended up in small claims court because of bullshit. Half the cases had lawyers. I actually read the tenants rights laws for California and they are quite generous for renters. One guy refused to return my deposit because he bought the place after I moved in and he said the previous owner didn't transfer my deposit. The judge laughed him out of court. I had one keep almost my entire deposit as a cleaning fee. I asked for an itemized list with receipts. He refused to give it. Small claims. The judge told him that yes, he was required to do that. He typed up some bullshit and sent it over. Back to small claims. I ended up getting almost my entire deposit back. Only had to pay for a set of drip pans for an electric stove which was $15. I had a landlord try to get me to pay for water damage from a leaking water heater. It was in a closet behind the unit. Literally never went back there. Small claims. Judge tossed it. One landlord tried to get me to pay the entire cost for replacing the carpets and painting the unit. Tenant law says you are not responsible for wear and tear, any replacement cost should be prorated based on age/life of the item, and that the unit only needed to be returned near the condition it was rented in. Landlord had no idea how old the carpets were and they just claimed that they painted every unit at the end of a lease. I had pictures from move in that clearly showed they didn't paint before I got the place and the carpets were old when I moved in. My entire deposit was returned."}
+{"text":"doesnt stick a fan into the duct to blast gross smells into the mainline"}
+{"text":"And then let his laundry room get covered in mold?"}
+{"text":"what do yall think of wood toilet seats?"}
+{"text":"THANK YOU. At least someone understands. Shit in the US is so dumb, everything feels like youre half standing."}
+{"text":"plastic foam filled seat top is all cracked and splitting sharp plastic edges poking up along the cracks, but they are still sitting on it and using it"}
+{"text":"So when my cum smells like bleach there's actually some amount actually in it? I've noticed my cum smells like Flour whenever I decent amounts of bread/pasta/crackers."}
+{"text":"Why was he walking out before cleaning up after himself? What a barbarian"}
+{"text":"He was going to get mom to clean it up."}
+{"text":"Looking to find out how urgently I need an electrician or if I'm okay keeping everything unplugged at the moment. I had an injury and have been keeping a minifridge and small microwave in my master bathroom for a while. The outlet has tripped twice in the last 7-10 days, with the GFCI located downstairs in the garage. I don't think it's connected to anything else. It's been uncharacteristically wet out, I live in the desert, but we've had fog. Unfortunately, my house is a mess because of the injury and I'm not comfortable having people in. Am I at risk of having an electrical fire, like to the point I need to clean immediately and get an electrician in ASAP, or as long as I keep the outlets unplugged, am I okay for like a month or two so I can clean at a slower pace?"}
+{"text":"GFCI tripped twice in 10 days First worlders are so spoiled. I had to bypass the GFCI for the washing machine because it kept tripping Now i get a nice shock if I'm not careful and touch any exposed metal. Keeps me on my toes while doing laundry"}
+{"text":"Tamper resistant is standard now so that was right. Industrial grade ive never put in anywhere so thats overkill. Regardless of the quality of stuff you put in, replacing the receptacles will be a nice bulletpoint on the list. Assuming you put them in right and didn't fuck up the splices"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the insight i hopefully (triple checked) didn't fuck up the splices."}
+{"text":"Some fridges trip certain GFIs because they can think there's an imbalance on the load. Plug it into a normal outlet and don't worry about it."}
+{"text":"what the fuck is with all the retards selling rotten wood on facebook/craigslist for more than what it costs to get good wood at a reputable dealer? guy wants 400 dollars for this"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"On the left is yew wood, rugh hand is 2 inch yellow cedar, middle w roughsaw marks is pear"}
+{"text":"If it had value it wouldn't be listed, period end of story. It has less value to the seller than to the buyer, doesn't mean it's objectively worthless. If you had 5 properties and sold 1 one of them, is it worthless?"}
+{"text":"wood mizers Seriously, what the fuck is their problem?"}
+{"text":"hey cool it with the anti termitism"}
+{"text":"My 10 year old electric water heater has some visible rust on the bottom, pic-related. I still get plenty of hot water though. Is a sudden rupture with 50 gallons of water on the floor a very real possibility? Should I get it replaced ASAP?"}
+{"text":"Yes and no. A pan and drain pipe is required if the water heater is installed above living space. Like on a 2nd floor, or in a 1st floor above a basement. It's not required if it's installed on the 1st floor over a pier or crawlspace foundation. However I would still recommend it, as it can take the water away to someplace harmless should it start leaking."}
+{"text":"I sent the pic to chatgpt And you got a reddit answer. As the anon said it's not the tank. Also, replace it when you see water on the floor. It won't explode."}
+{"text":"What the fuck makes you think chatgpt would know? Most plumbing is experience based, either learned by doing or in person apprenticeship. It cant even have enough training data to have a coherent answer."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure what you mean by \"that's not the tank\" That's just the outside shell, the part that actually holds the water is inside and there's a layer of insulation between the inside tank and the outside shell."}
+{"text":"If you had a leak, anon, it would be pushing out at house pressure, usually 45-50 psi. It would quickly soak the insulation and pool at the bottom. The rust would be around the seam. As another anon said, looks more like you have a leaking bottom element."}
+{"text":"What is the largest, heaviest, or just plain most ridiculous/absurd thing you've ever had shipped to your place that was DIY related? With some of these free shipping deals you can find online there's not really a reason not to order ridiculous crap and have it sent to your doorstep. I've ordered a 6x26 mill from Harbor Freight, a couple engine short blocks off e-bay. Eight 18.4-38 tractor tires at one time and several other sets of rear tractor tires 4 at a time. My old man bought a 2 post lift, tire machine, and log splitter from Northern tool as well as a couple of bandsaws from Grizzly and a box and pan brake from Enco. Most of the big stuff comes on a freight truck, but the smaller stuff is a lot of times just your standard UPS or Fedex driver. Have ordered quite a few sets of 4 pickup tires. Sometimes 3 or 4 sets at a time. Those always came Fedex. Had the UPS man deliver five 1/2\" thick SSQA plates. Bet he loved me for that. Ammo is always heavy as hell, as well as steel and lead bought off the internet. Might have just outdone myself this time though. Just ordered twenty-two 235/85/16 load range F trailer tires from Wal-mart.com... Might have to give that poor bastard a Christmas tip."}
+{"text":"a mini lathe a heat exchanger for my brothers AC unit. A shed"}
+{"text":"Why do I have the feeling she's never used those tools or tools even remotely like that in her life?"}
+{"text":"Several thousand LEDs A bunch of 1/4\" steel spring/coils Several thousand capacitors Various bearings Threaded rods Nothing too crazy I just like having the option to go balls to the wall on small projects and machines"}
+{"text":"not quite shipped to my house but i picked it up from a local shipping center that it was sent to and spent all day getting it into the doorway the most ridiculous thing i had sent to my house was a hundred pound anvil, which the delivery guy carried to the doorstep on his own, which he was clearly annoyed by"}
+{"text":"his/her fuck machine kit"}
+{"text":"Is there a better, cheaper way of imitating human flesh than silicone rubber? Thinking specifically of things that can be poured into molds at home."}
+{"text":"I don't think so Shore 0020 silicone is the best for skin, at least the \"softer\" skin down \"there\" for erotic purposes"}
+{"text":"With the right dating website, you could find a real woman that enjoyed being stored under the bed."}
+{"text":"sally 2 ..."}
+{"text":"Is this what you mean anon? Do tell"}
+{"text":"anon dont encourage people to fuck agar lest we wind up with another humunculus thread"}
+{"text":"I see free pianos constantly on market, I have equipment to make moving them fairly easy. How can I make some money with these? Are there any valuable innards if I pull it apart? Anything cool I could build with the parts of 10 pianos?"}
+{"text":"lmao your post in the free stuff thread reminded me that I’ve been meaning to ask for piano ideas. Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"How can I make some money with these? Acquire them. Tune them. Solicit public schools for relatively bargain pricing. Offer leasing as another option. Learn the market, such that you can spot ones that actually are rare. Then offer rentals (find the most Asian part of town)."}
+{"text":"Build a SUPER PIANO. Then upload a video on YouTube of you getting a virtuoso to play it."}
+{"text":"scrap them for brass and copper inside them"}
+{"text":"Bring them to a piano tuner or whatever it's called and sell them, or just sell directly to him"}
+{"text":"what do i do with this raccoon he got a head crush trying to cross the road, flawless pelt about to start skinning now"}
+{"text":"Were you drinking a beer while driving?"}
+{"text":"wear his skin as you seek revenge upon those who killed him the gods demand it"}
+{"text":"R.I.P."}
+{"text":"Freeze until ready to tan. Be thorough debriding. Any number of ways to do it. Inside out, sewn ends, and in a smoker on LOW for a long time. An application of liquid smoke (food grade) for coverage wouldn't hurt either in the meantime."}
+{"text":"quit eating racoons wayne"}
+{"text":"I have a 1 year + 27 day old microwave and it's blowing a fuse when I try to use it. I'm not sure what's wrong with it and I'd like to save it from a landfill. It came with a 1 year warranty and warranty expired like 20 days before it broke and the company (Hamilton Beach) refused to service it. I rarely used it and I've used it maybe 20 times to warm up some food over the past year. After I used it last time, it died while cooking in mid-cycle. I could see a flash of light. When I opened it, I saw a blown fuse. It uses those small glass fuses and I had to order them from Amazon. I was hoping it would be as simple as replacing a fuse but obviously that's not the case. Clock and electronics works fine but it immediately blows a fuse when I try to actually cook with it. What's wrong? What can I check? I have a DMM."}
+{"text":"and yet here we are, learning too"}
+{"text":"Are they even sold anymore?"}
+{"text":"First sane post of the day"}
+{"text":"Crushed several of the pink ones to look inside magnetrons and figure out what makes them tick. Didn't know what a hollow cavity resonator is back then. No cancer so far. t. Boomer"}
+{"text":"Hello mate, I'm not goin to go through every reply. But same thing happened to me where the fuse broke. What I did was get an 10A circuit breaker and replaced the fuse with it, and shoved it inside the microwave. Used 2.5mm to go from each end to the fuse terminals. No need for a new fuse if ever blows again. Use you multi to check voltage at terminals too. Aussie licenced electrician"}
+{"text":"Picrel"}
+{"text":"Whos this faggot ass kike?"}
+{"text":"What an odd nigger"}
+{"text":"Fuck u people are dumb"}
+{"text":"hello guys, ordered my adruino with the built in pull ups. playing the waiting game right now. hang in there bros i know eveyrone is excited to see this thing all done, i promsie you we will get there very soon i live in poverty so sourcing components and materials takes time. hang in there."}
+{"text":"I see no responses here in a while, Is everyone still rooting for me? Your all with me still right? The world is with me? I'm still all in on dunksei u should be too. We are going for a ride anons Picture the future when in a year or two I post a video of me dunking in rec league and it all started with that fucked up solder in First pic Trust me bros, u wanna be part od this. It's ground floor"}
+{"text":"A cordless 6.5\" and corded 10.25\" circular saw is the perfect, do-everything circular saw setup. Better than any 7.25\" plus anything or those long 4.5\" saws."}
+{"text":"lotsa wurds i aint reedin blades on the wrong side you wouldnt know a skilsaw if it hit you in the head"}
+{"text":"Fine, blade left, but you know I'm right. 6.5\" and 10.25\" are the right sizes, 7.25\" is heavier to run with no practical increase in what you can cut. There's even 6.5\" saws now that have more cut depth than most 7.25\" saws."}
+{"text":"Go big or go home. Only one you need."}
+{"text":"Had my second Dewalt drill fail on me in 9 years. Been itching to switch my air ratchet and impact out for electric for a while now, so while I have 0 cordless tools should I just fucking jump ship to Milwaukee or something else or stick with Dewalt? I do mostly motorcycle/car shit and home repairs and don't really care about torque ratings and RPMs, I care about: build quality a really nice controllable progressive trigger soft stop finger tight or anti-strip setting on impacts for running down small fasteners 360° lighting quiet operation But most reviews don't mention that kind of shit. Any recommendations? I want to go all in on Ingersoll-Rand because their big impact is delightful to use but they only make like 3 other expensive tools and the compact drill sucks. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Are their impacts up to par? Do they have the fancy anti-strip settings and shit other brands have? I never see Bosch anything but drivers and grinders"}
+{"text":"Used this one at work today. Got shit done."}
+{"text":"?%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82--%D0%B2-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82&%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%83%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0--18-0-v clean yo shit up"}
+{"text":"scared of some slav runes, bigboi?"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"stupid to not have UVLO I will also say it again: It depends. It depends on what you're doing and what your requirements are. If for example your application means it is inherently impossible for the batteries to be discharged to anywhere near low, then guess what: You do NOT NEED UVLO. Instead it might only mean additional points of catastrophic failure. Secondly: UVLO alone is NOT a BMS. I'm not going to attempt a defi ition of 'BMS' vut it is safe to say a BMS needs to incorporate at least two of the typical functions: Balancing, UVLO, OVLO, OCLO etc. If it's a standalone solution that provides only one of those functions it is hardly a 'system'. But I've already complained above how 'BMS' muddies the water and for some it's all the same and you NEED to have one."}
+{"text":"If for example your application means it is inherently impossible for the batteries to be discharged to anywhere near low, then guess what: If you are using a lithium battery and you are, somehow, absolutely certain that it can never be over-discharged, over-charged, operated below freezing, experience overcurrent, or go out of balance...good on you. You have some incredibly niche application that represents a vanishingly small portion of the market. Everyone else is better off erring on the side of caution. Especially when considering the \"out of balance\" thing. The only packs that aren't really at risk of this are made of extremely expensive, well-matched cells. In other words, the cost of the BMS is trivial in comparison when protecting pricey equipment. Conversely, if you DON'T have such high-quality cells, the BMS becomes much more necessary because they're more likely to have problems."}
+{"text":"I think there is a misunderstanding on at least one side and I don't feel it's worth further pursueing the discussion."}
+{"text":"It's reddit tier cargo cult to 'always NEED a BMS / balancer / over- under- etc. - protection' When does an ESS LFP battery NOT need a balancer and over/undervoltage protection and overtemperature protection? In what scenario is it better to save the $100 and use raw LFP cells without each of these functions?"}
+{"text":"Fine, I said it more explicitly in another thread: There exists a group, who, every time a battery is mentioned, talks about house fires, explosions and the requirement to use a non-descript 'BMS'. I would bet that, ironically, the same people do not have a solid voncept of what a BMS is, how several BMS can differ vastly in features and performance and especially under what circumstances which of those features a BMS can have are required - or not. Let alone would I believe those people understand how those features are implemented or trust them with implementation itself, be it using discrete comparators and FETs or one of the usual one stop shop ICs. This usually then leads to those people, buying any object that id labelled 'BMS' by chang the vendor and perhaps their buying decission is influenced by something they have heard 'is somehow more better... it has a transformer, or inductors or caps...'. They will then unironically hook up a 5A balancer to a bunch of series 18650s 'because I am building a 5A pack' and call it 'a BMS'. Meanwhile their application is one where they'd probably be nest advised to slap some dumb Rs on and discharge overcurrent protection and be safe. So in short: The common was not aimed at the narrow scope of stationary, low maintenance, PV 'house' batteries. And in any case: Yes, bare cells are not consumer products. People should have understanding of what they are doing and not read some whacko opinions online, be full of themselves and just imitate what they saw or heard. That is cargo cultism and at least stupid."}
+{"text":"Can I use black pipe sections screwed together to make a captain's for a home gym to build abs and do bar dips? It seems like they come in the right lenghts and angles with t-sections and such, and faily inexpensive. I was thinking maybe PVC but is may not be sterdy enough."}
+{"text":"Zuska just does calisthenics no captains chair. Looks like diet and calisthenics is all you need"}
+{"text":"those sesame street memes are some of the best"}
+{"text":"She does not get her period."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck wants to have kids in this day an age? Who can afford them?"}
+{"text":"captains chair Gay. Just use a pullup bar or make parallel bars. And yes, black pipe is strong enough. Just keep the horizontal lengths under 2'."}
+{"text":"wtf happened to this site? no machinist thread??? Ask machining questions, post machining failures. CAD CAM talk Speeds and feeds guessing G-Code, M-Code, Bro-Code Fanuc vs Haas Bitch about pay Ignore Sieg Whine about spline shafts Button pushers who think they're machinists"}
+{"text":"i think i understand a little better now, i just need to know which are the live wires and which are the control wires would the 3 lives just be the same brown black and blue as is on the input cable?"}
+{"text":"you really just need 3 wires from the switch to the vfd control terminal. the power and motor leads are always connected. do not switch between the motor and the vfd the 3 control wires will be comm fwd rev land the comm on one terminal in the switch that will connect to one terminal when switched one way and another when the other. the fwd or rev wire will connect with the comm to get the drive to engage"}
+{"text":"good job anon, don't get wrapped around the thing like a chinaman"}
+{"text":"I figured out my absolute square problem. It doesn't matter if your square is not square, as long as it is the same square and you test the same edge you can clamp it to the table, run an indicator along it then flip it around and clamp it to the other side of the table and check the deflection. If your x and y axis are perpendicular then the deflection should be by the same amount in both positions. Buy a taig, sherline, unimat etc, there are real tabletop lathes and mills."}
+{"text":"How do I make a moon suit of my own?"}
+{"text":"surplus russian gsh-6 high altitude helmet backpack oxygen tanks or firefighter rebreather wetsuit coveralls sneakers gloves utility belt"}
+{"text":"just use a drysuit"}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have any Parkside performance power tools? They came up with this little 20v kit of drill, impact drive recip saw, two 4ah batteries and charger for like 180€ and honestly seems plenty for sparse /diy/. And they offer 5 year warranty which is kinda crazy for cheap tools. I have PP screwdrivers with a metal shank and they are surprisingly good but power tools are a different beast."}
+{"text":"Yo im the anon that made the thread asking if that psbsap d4 is a good deal. What did you use the drill for in the last year? How does it perform? Any single issue?"}
+{"text":"I think it's a great deal ye. Both this and last year, they ended up being bought out by scalpers (or people who really wanted it, like me) who buy it within an hour of the store opening. I didn't really put it through it's paces but I used it while making my workshop to drill 3mm steel for many hours while putting up OSB and it was fine."}
+{"text":"Nice, heh I'm also the guy coming in within an hour of opening to snatch it. I got it for 130, I see scalpers selling for 170 now"}
+{"text":"that looks fucking nice. there are adapters that converts the voltages aliexpress.com/item/1005008748699604.html random example but some are legit"}
+{"text":"i have 3 pieces of that kit. first of all green parkside is usually shit. Parkside performance is either shit or really great. 1The Drill with 60NM best powerfor price dril out there hands down, its on paar with a 200€ makita for 40€. 2.The Angle grinder on sale for 40€ is great.considering what a makita or Bosch costs. downside it has a sharp protection meaning if you press to hard it goes out. with the model in you pic you switch it back on. i heard ppl complaining about the model with touch buttons where you have to press 3 button in correct order if it goes out which is a pain in the ass. also a 4AH or a smart (pouch cell battery is a must.) 3. the SDS drill is pretty weak, it does its job but is slow but again for 50€ compared to a 300€ hilti not bad. for a homeowner totally fine, at work drilling 100 holes in really good concrete definitely not. the non hammer drill function is a joke it has a slip clutch so forget the SDS wood drills the drill is way more powerful. Prices are round about what i paid on sale in the sore without batteries"}
+{"text":"I'm looking to get a new miter saw. The things I want are portability lightweight features that can keep up with professional use ie a bevel and sliding mechanism corded Right now I've narrowed my options down to the Makita LS 0816F and the Metabo HPT C8FSESM. Both saws have an 8 1/2\" blade which sounds good to me. The Makita is $544 and the Metabo HPT is $480. I've had good experiences with both brands although generally find Makita is a little better quality. What do you guys think?"}
+{"text":"should always wear gloves"}
+{"text":"Only if you want to be degloved"}
+{"text":"i would go with a 10\" miter saw, the extra cutting capacity is nice. makita does just fine, dewalt is the go to choice but they only make a 12\" and that's a big saw. i run a festool personally and it's a 10.25\" metric blade. the little saws like those 8.5\" are okay for little trim work but they can't cut a 4x4. the bosch 10\" is a good saw, but heavier than the makita. i haven't seen anyone using the metabo saws (or hitachi saws) in a LONG time. but the old hitachis from the 90s are legedary for their performance."}
+{"text":"Thanks, OP here and I actually did end up getting the dewalt DWS780. Cost me $545 and my friend gave me a free folding stand for it."}
+{"text":"yes get that one. why did you post if you already made a decision? are you insecure and stupid?"}
+{"text":"How do I get the top lights on? Please help it looks retarded without the top lights on"}
+{"text":"I added a little more light on the wall."}
+{"text":"Looks great"}
+{"text":"You know what i'm really starting to hate fucking Christmas You can all go kill yourselves"}
+{"text":"Correction - monochromatic chrismas lights look retarded."}
+{"text":"Did you figure it out?"}
+{"text":"Couldn't you write down the password, wrap it in foil, and run it through a hot laminator? That way the pouch would have to be cut open to get it out and obviously destroyed."}
+{"text":"Nobody wants the password to your tranny porn collection folder OP."}
+{"text":"that's great but does it actually force you to change the code now that it's out?"}
+{"text":"Onhonhon! It indeed does not. That part of the security chain will have to be taken care of by procedures, i.e. me constantly checking that the seal(s) hasn't been broken and changing the password if it has."}
+{"text":"Coupons seem to be slowly becoming digital only, probably to stop coupon shenanigans like in the TV show. That said, is it still possible to do, where do people even find the coupons to do this?"}
+{"text":"I think it was already shown that those extreme couponing shows were about as real as “The Batchelor” “Selling Sunset” and “Real Housewives” etc."}
+{"text":"You'd have better luck with food banks and dumpster diving. I hit the 5 below dumpster a couple times a month and stock up on potato chips, cereal and stuff"}
+{"text":"You'd have better luck with sperm banks and muff diving. I hit the sperm bank dumpster a couple times a month and stock up on specimen cups, hustler magazine and stuff"}
+{"text":"Printed coupons are pretty rare now. Everything is done by apps, which have rules that prevent them from being exploited by stacking and other methods."}
+{"text":"Everything is done by apps which doesnt stop my phoneless geriatric father from making safeway fix every sale item at customer service after he gets raped at checkout. occasionally they even just completely refund items they cant get to ring up right with the override card"}
+{"text":"Freshly harvested zucchinis, tomatoes should be ready soon Who else here /home garden/?"}
+{"text":"Cast one out of concrete. Vibrate it well to get rid of bubbles. Read a thing about making planters from concrete vermiculite mix for lightweight planters. Never tried it."}
+{"text":"Would be nice if you can get one for cheap"}
+{"text":"How is growing your own veggies not DIY?"}
+{"text":"Was getting some blossum end rot from a touch too much fertiliser but put some calcium folar spray on, threw out the damaged fruits and now its as good as good"}
+{"text":"Current limits for WebM files on 4chan are: Maximum file size is 6144KB. Maximum duration is 300 seconds. Maximum resolution is 2048x2048 pixels. Click here to see a detailed guide on how to create webm files. You can now upload webm files with sound to /wsr/. Please post all requests there."}
+{"text":"Post people nearly getting in accidents or messing with electric/tools that they shouldn’t touch and other such risky business. Searching for the apartment complex stairs electric box webm."}
+{"text":"2 inch board. 2 inch nails. Holds a 4 inch nail."}
+{"text":"Wood is measured when it's freshly cut (and they cheat a little), so it drys out and shrinks by the time it gets to the consumer. They can still call it a 2inch board despite it only being an inch and a half or less. This guy is retarded and doesn't understand that, the nail is 2 inches but clearly it's going to go through that board as they're not 1:1 lol"}
+{"text":"ragebait content Working in real time on low T faggots, lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"Never left his house and met someone this stupid touch grass"}
+{"text":"No, no one wants to see your bitch tits, low T fagggggot, lmao lol"}
+{"text":"Obscure/Weird/Random videos. Made, shared, forgotten, reposted here. Something you had in your folder for 5 years but never sent anywhere."}
+{"text":"4chan says the length of this video is 2:60"}
+{"text":"January has a chance to end up in an infinite spiral, at no point will you ever be fully dry unless you luck out and reach the outdoors, but even then you've gotta eat damp food and there's a risk of rain. February has an aura of paranoia but no actual threat, can hole up in the breakroom for the week if you miss a task. March is just being homeless in an abandoned city and subsisting off nutrient paste April is being homeless in the wilderness eating abandoned scraps, the constant buzzing wouldn't be worth suffering through just to try and end it sooner May (my month) is perfect tranquility for those lucky enough to receive it. June offers no security, because if the winds are strong enough to move cars then they can push you off as well. July seems completely impossible because the risk of touching one is too high. August doesn't prevent you from picking out books ahead of time, so day one could just be finding 7-10 books short enough to not risk any inaccuracies in your report. Lack of food will be tough, but possible. September is boring. October is about the same as September but has the fun of foraging or seeking out the hidden staircase. November provides you with no food sources, which given the harsh conditions is brutally unfair. Probably the worst one. December is the laziest one by far. The guy phoned it in for half of these."}
+{"text":"Music blend. Post mashups"}
+{"text":"Stories and memories encouraged"}
+{"text":"It was a magical time coming home after school to watch toonami, then switch over to nick for Slimetime live and nicktoons, then finally end the night with Cartoon Network Primetime. the perfect send off before bed time."}
+{"text":"i always loved that sound"}
+{"text":"sperg time! samurai jack ... acceptable. did he ever defeat aku (think that was the demons name)? i stopped watching ppg hell yeah. until it got computerised then \"hell no\". scrooby jew booooooooriiiiiiing always hated it. what was that spinoff with scrappy doo? hated that little faggot even as a kid. man i got good taste dexters lab fuck yes. uh, i mean omelette du fromage. same deal with ppg though courage the cowardly dog boring and gay the flintstones see scrooby jew. what am i, living in the 50's and this is the only cartoon to watch? fuck the flintstones and the entire hanna-barbera catalogue, hate all their shit to this day. the only good thing to come out of that crap was a ragga \"musician\" who called himself \"top cat\" because that IS actually a cool name: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"yeah man it's some pavlovs dog association shit and you just knew you were in for a good time whenever you heard it"}
+{"text":"this posting style is giving me 2000s nostalgia"}
+{"text":"prev"}
+{"text":"Depends..."}
+{"text":"Just reposting some oldies."}
+{"text":"Worm Odyssey 1961"}
+{"text":"the sound is too low"}
+{"text":"So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend!"}
+{"text":"Share videos with audio for other boards. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Rock, Metal, Punk, No AI slop."}
+{"text":"MFW there's no 'em thread on the 'og"}
+{"text":"mindbroken by GIH hackers"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"the world is going to hell, we will never own our own home, we will never work a fulfilling job, we will all be digital serfs.... post doomer or its over related stuff"}
+{"text":"Sky king The true doomer. sadly no one who posts here will ever live up to him. F"}
+{"text":"The purpose of this type of thread is to express and complain that the modern world can sadly be entirely reduced to technology and shallow addictions. Which is, in fact (and as more and more studies show), both a novelty and a source of neurosis for a large part of the population. No one cares if you have the latest iPhone and spend your day jerking off. There are (normal) people who are not satisfied with that. People who hear about the community aspect, the depth of meaning, the sense of belonging to an identity from times gone by. People who have learned that from ancient times to the Industrial Revolution, work never took up a whole day, but sometimes only a few hours, and that the rest of the time was devoted to the home or social activities. Yes, a man from 2,000 years ago would probably be happy to learn that medicine has advanced, or that a car is better for daily travel than a horse. But in exchange for these conveniences, you ask him to give up the overwhelming majority of his time, to live in an atomized society where meaning and purpose have disappeared, and worst of all? In economic circumstances where “lifting yourself up by your own bootstraps” is no longer guaranteed to work. You are nothing more than an egocentric homo ludens. Die with your pathetic, pointless gadgets."}
+{"text":"i like the cut of your jib (no homo) Die with your pathetic, pointless gadgets. you know, if i ever wrote a will (i shan't, you can't make me) i think it would be cool to be buried on my farmland in a shipping container with one of my favourite cars. my body wouldn't be in the car because i wouldn't want to fuck up the leather, just pop me earthly remains in a coffin next to it. then whomstever exhumes it one day will have the absolute treat of at least one fucking epic car once they've got rid of my stanky coffin. alternatively i'd bury both of my sick whips in two seperate shipping containers and have myself buried in a cardboard box between them instead of inside either container. i'd leave the keys in the containers obviously so they don't get fucked. whatever happens no-one is coming to my funeral and no-one would be around to even arrange it. w00tah"}
+{"text":"Through political fuckary, the airport where he worked was exempted from minimum wage laws. He was paid $2/hr less than McDonalds workers and the financial pressures made him lose his mind. After le epic flight ramp workers got a $3/hr raise, not sure that raises them out of poverty tho."}
+{"text":"This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Start a family. It even shows him getting married."}
+{"text":"last of these fats"}
+{"text":"last of these fats yd u stop?"}
+{"text":"No deradicalization slop edition"}
+{"text":"anyone have the \"you owe me a whole world\" one"}
+{"text":"Yes Does anyone have the Seymour Cray edit?"}
+{"text":"wheres the seals?"}
+{"text":"South East Asia and diaspora thread. Memes, talent, culture, history, fashion, soul. Creepy sexpat/fetishist behavior not welcome."}
+{"text":"That situation sounds so third world I almost feel sorry for you."}
+{"text":"A similar thing exists in French. It used to be used by proles abd thugs mostly 30 years ago, but now it has made its way in common language (only some distinct words) Like \"fou\" (crazy) becoming \"ouf\" (cray-cray) pronounced \"oof\" Or \"merci\" (thanks) becoming \"cimer\""}
+{"text":"+ random Niconico Douga videos."}
+{"text":"i dont know how is this artstyle called but i hate it"}
+{"text":"More ｽﾋﾟｷ"}
+{"text":"Sorry but you're getting more top 4 naughty crabs."}
+{"text":"More Lucky Star MAD"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to literally me threads"}
+{"text":"i dont sleep... i just dream. imagine someone said something to you this gay in real life. holy shit."}
+{"text":"what happened in 2021"}
+{"text":"Not even a worthy tribute, yet still the only based post in an entire thread filled with retards idolizing FICTIONAL KIKE CHARACTERS IN KIKE MADE MOVIES AND KIKE MADE TV SERIES. KILL YOURSELVES."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"Go outside. Disgusting biomass surrounds me. Go back inside."}
+{"text":"...its a bit."}
+{"text":"here's an original and totally unexpected comment: hungary seems fuckin cool. you ferret."}
+{"text":"can't eloquently put my finger on it but there's something i really hate about the \"super strong kid\" \"trope\" (is that the right word?). i really, really don't like that kid version of goku. i can give gohan a pass for the cell saga however because that was great and should have been the end of dragonball z forever with no db shows ever made after it. father dies, son takes over. classic type of story. epic. the end. but then we had the humiliation ritual of the saiyaman \"saga\". also kid trunks is an absolute cunt instead of the cool old trunks we knew and goten is a retarded little faggot. hate those characters. ah fuuuck now i've just remembered that little gimp pan. noooo anyway whatever, the ending of that video you posted was revolting. thanks for adding a small dose of rage to my daily rage metre. what's going to tip me over the edge today? find out at 11"}
+{"text":"You really typed all that shit. And you call goten a faggot. You faggot."}
+{"text":"dreaming about having babies do women really"}
+{"text":"She's already two cats deep into her sexless catlady journey but also thinks she'll have a husband and kids someday. And depending what day you ask her that husband may or may not be Bowser."}
+{"text":"R"}
+{"text":"All the proof I need that chibiposters are homosexuals."}
+{"text":"christmas edition"}
+{"text":"someone it's a something. Pajeets are not humans"}
+{"text":"New thread is needful"}
+{"text":"So go back there and be with them."}
+{"text":"Tune is actually pleasant. Can anyone sauce it for me? Indian in India here. The song is Tere Bina from the movie Guru."}
+{"text":"indian in india fake and faggot post, indians are too proud to not mention what city they're from"}
+{"text":"Nips are pervy."}
+{"text":"True if from alternate universe or under a ton of ice."}
+{"text":"Schizo posting, you use a lot of words and yet say nothing. Your entire world view is hating, clear signs of just being lost to probably some childhood trauma or some mental illness, or maybe just fully brainwashed. Seek help, no point in talking to mentally ill people like you. Just contain you so you don't harm others."}
+{"text":"I never said i'm pro porn, it's a shit habit in my life as well.. but blaming an outside force for your bad choices is untrue if the meme creator is not joking. I used to think that blaming the jews like this were jokes and i enjoyed them, until recently i've been seeing jews blamed unironically for anything and everything. It's the most classical scape goat, from hating straight white males, to rich, to a farmer that has one more horse than you do."}
+{"text":"I used to think that blaming the jews like this were jokes and i enjoyed them, until recently i've been seeing jews blamed unironically for anything and everything Ah, fallen for the classic Jewish well poisoning I see."}
+{"text":"Other thread image limit reached. Gondola continued"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know what \"gondola genuss\" is? I keep seeing it appear in some gondola videos"}
+{"text":"'Genuss' is German for 'enjoyment'."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Venezuela edition Anything related to The Absolute Supremacy of The American Military"}
+{"text":"I find it interesting that a family member is military general who worked opsec(?), and talked about (in 2020) how 4chan was considered a driving force in why recruitment numbers were down (despite hating having to change the training regiment completely to account for muscular and cardiovascular weakness not present in previous generations), with the plan being to alter the view of the American military in a positive manner by way of showing power and strength through the explicit goal being pandering to “whites who felt betrayed by their country”, and of course “people who are lost aimless and stupid” The last six years have been interesting to watch when you have eyes on the inside. Good job, family member."}
+{"text":"amen"}
+{"text":"Brown says the mutt lol"}
+{"text":"Do Greenland next Mr Trump"}
+{"text":"Just mute your headphones, faggot :3"}
+{"text":"Post Video games related stuff"}
+{"text":"imagine encoding quake gameplay at 30fps, heresy"}
+{"text":"your \"AI hunch\" is actually your retarded brain malfunctioning"}
+{"text":"no retard, they dont. blow your brains out."}
+{"text":"ITS MAHVEL BAY-BEEE!!!"}
+{"text":"Time for another China thread"}
+{"text":"honestly if she just got her snaggleteeth fixed she would be solid."}
+{"text":"They've perfectly recreated a Chinese driver, unreal."}
+{"text":"It's unreal that the left has totally abandoned asians, they only love retarded blacks and trannys."}
+{"text":"what makes me a good demoman?"}
+{"text":"IIRC its been explained before that the Chinese legal system is to blame for their seeming refusal to help anyone. Essentially, if you touch/go near someone in trouble, whatever happened can be blamed on you; doubly so if they died. You jump in to save the drowning woman? If she drowned anyway and you lived, her family can successfully sue you in court for both failing to save her AND for purposely drowning her. You run to help that person whose legs got run over? You get sued for allowing it to happen or delaying rescue from the proper authorities. You call for help for someone being stabbed? Sued for not preventing the stabbing to begin with. It's like that survey that said that British men would leave a crying child in the street as opposed to rescuing it for fear of being called a kidnapper or pedophile."}
+{"text":"PREVIOUS THREADS: 6059220 Past link limit, will include in next post Operation Blue The Jew '26 Reboot Begins Today. In the honor of the most effective noticing campaign, I begin this thread with some of our past work"}
+{"text":"These are the same people who mutilate their bodies with piercings, tattoos, self-harm patchworks and amputated genitals, dye their hair neon pink and reject heterosexuality and meat-eating, and then expect to be taken seriously about their political ideologies. Insufferable isn't a strong enough word."}
+{"text":"I had a lefty coworker try to sell me on how clever an idea it was. They seemed to think it would impede or confuse the police somehow. I was stupified"}
+{"text":"it seems to all be layers upon layers of grifters who is in the wrong here?"}
+{"text":"forgot the audio"}
+{"text":"I'm being deadass Stopped watching right there"}
+{"text":"kek is that georgia meloni"}
+{"text":"Bullshit. Obama/Biden are 1000% at fault for all this shit. They had 12 fucking years to fuck shit up. The mess we're in has nothing to do with Trump. He's the one trying to undo their huge fucking mess and crybaby dipshits like you are trying to stop him. His first 4 years got fucked over by covid and the libtard governors shutting the economy down over a 99.9% survivable flu. Now he's only been in for a year and you gotta try and blame everything on him again? Fuck off bitch."}
+{"text":"If glowie means you enjoy living in America and hate the demonrats that wanna destroy it with all their endless crying over nothing then I'm a glowie and proud. Lol"}
+{"text":"Obama/Biden are 1000% at fault for all this shit how"}
+{"text":"ITT Dilbert and Scott Adams"}
+{"text":"His death was an amazing case of irony. daddy trump I need le new cancer cure Every maga tard deserves whatever this retard went trough"}
+{"text":"Fucking BASED RIP Scott Adams We don't have a system that can stop our crazy bitches, so we have to fix that There are a lot of weak men Weak men allowed crazy bitches to exist"}
+{"text":"las crazy bitches, muh weak men, le system still not naming them"}
+{"text":"Deserved. hes buring in a lake of fire now. AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! IM IN SO MUCH PAIN FOR ETERNITY!!!!! AAAAAAAH!!! XD!!!"}
+{"text":"No schizo edits, derad slop, troonslop, or nigslop. Plus points for OC or Misato."}
+{"text":"m0ar asuka sun wheel"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Im retarded and just guessing but it has celtic/old english vibes and the x flag lines up somewhat with that."}
+{"text":"Videos of dogs"}
+{"text":"Naples, obviously."}
+{"text":"/an/ is the most reddit board reddit is tranny coded there's really nothing more to it than that"}
+{"text":"hello Mohammad"}
+{"text":"Send this to a girl that broke your heart Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Something elegant about a one-engine jet fighter like Mitsubushi's F-2. It's not a F-16 although it plays like one."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"worksafe jets impossible"}
+{"text":"Fucking love Tornados and Typhoons"}
+{"text":"doing gods work. thank you anon"}
+{"text":"a lot of shit choices for \"music\" here."}
+{"text":"May the Lord keep us all safe! Previous:"}
+{"text":"Who will bring me to the fortified city? Who will lead me to Edom? Is it not you, God"}
+{"text":"Set me free from my prison"}
+{"text":"I will ever sing in praise of your name"}
+{"text":"Teach me to do your will, for you are my God; may your good Spirit lead me on"}
+{"text":"funny captions only"}
+{"text":"Nigga this site invented image macros, the most formulaic meme format"}
+{"text":"quit replying to overused pasta you gullible fuck."}
+{"text":"What kind of shitty ass phone does he use that has no volume buttons or is he trying to get negro-ed?"}
+{"text":"So some kike lawyer can argue it was premeditated or some other equally retarded angle? Maybe if enough of them get shot they'll just stop fucking with people."}
+{"text":"lol wtf"}
+{"text":"Birthday surprise party?"}
+{"text":"You must be at least 30 years old to bake in this bread"}
+{"text":"very good anon, i just i wish some picture would have lasted a bit longer."}
+{"text":"Although alot of it is AI/Zoomer slop, if you search \"frutiger aero music\" on youtube you will find a lot of 2000s era music like this. A good starting point would be the music from Microsoft Web TV product."}
+{"text":"itch.io"}
+{"text":"$1.99 wow"}
+{"text":"Oh this hurts"}
+{"text":"anime schizo vids i want more old thread hit limit"}
+{"text":"Faggot."}
+{"text":"No offense, but I feel like a lot of the charm gets lost on these when they're watermarked."}
+{"text":"last bump? dont think we're gonna hit the image limit again"}
+{"text":"Damn shame. I was really enjoying these."}
+{"text":"its a bit of a stretch but there is some anime in it"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Isn't there a follow up where they all try black spaghetti?"}
+{"text":"cardoooooooooooooooooo"}
+{"text":"i wish i had coconuts where i live"}
+{"text":"They exist. Most are in enclaves and will not serve any gentiles. Even had a problem where I took a friend to one and they outright told me in plain english that they will serve me but not my friend. The others can't afford not to serve them. It's just middle eastern food and american beef dishes or they're disguised as other types of resturants like pizza places. They usually don't have anything but the jewishness going for them so they try to sell it as quality stuff."}
+{"text":"sort of starting to think it would be cool to have a gay nigger from outer space cook/clean for me. wouldn't do any sex stuff (gross, that's gay, and it's a nigger) - it would purely be a professional setup and he could live in one of my stables or the annex or something. basically a butler/manservant of sorts, but fruity. at the moment i'm a lone batman with no alfred. ok fuck it, job openings are available, you know where to find me, just consult the akashic records as per procedure"}
+{"text":"share videos that hit home"}
+{"text":"Who is They/Them? Da joos?"}
+{"text":"what its like to feel invisible"}
+{"text":"music is radiohead - daydreaming"}
+{"text":"demons anon. suicidal thoughts/ despair come from demons"}
+{"text":"ruined by the dumb music in the end"}
+{"text":"Share videos with audio for other boards. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"They let her past finnish way too easily."}
+{"text":"I lost"}
+{"text":"most immigrant scum who have lived in finland a long time do much worse than she did"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's why they should all be removed."}
+{"text":"AI gens a Model M keyboard kino"}
+{"text":"Post videos of people getting hurt. No gore obviously."}
+{"text":"refery LMAO you are the retard!"}
+{"text":"Skank got planked"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Explain"}
+{"text":"currently or all-time in your mind, music you simply hold to the highest regard from any era."}
+{"text":"Anyone have the video of the slav couple fighting in an elevator and then cleaning up? Set to \"Where is my mind?\", by the Pixies."}
+{"text":"Pretty soon you need to have a PhD to solve these motherfucking captchas."}
+{"text":"The premise of that was just flawed. If someone cracks an orgy machine where people can plug in and have full simulated sex as anyone or anything a fucking fighting game wouldn't get a look in due to the fact everyone starved to death three months after InfiniGoon was released."}
+{"text":"I remember that scene making me want to electroshock people so I could see their skeletons."}
+{"text":"To a gooner mindset, you're right, and I'm sure in that reality a good significant chunk of the population, predominantly male, would go that way.... for a while. The novelty would wear off though, hard as that might be for you to imagine. Consider current internet porn. 100 years ago that kind of unlimited access to videos and even VR POV porn experiences would have been considered similarly, yet society hasn't (completely) collapsed (yet). It just weeds out the weak, of a sort. Besides, in the context of the story the game and tech is new. While this is ad hoc headcanon, I could imagine that a porn simulator of that power would be illegal, banned in the public interest, where rules would be in place about how exactly that technology could be used. The devs of this game found a loophole and put out the fighting game, because as long as it's not marketed that way, what people get up to in the game is no different than what they might get up to in their personal lives, and as long as 'opponents' weren't AI and had to be controlled by another human being, it is still a consensual act between two people and shouldn't be limited. but yeah, overthinking it a bit there, just enjoy the show."}
+{"text":"first thing don did in 2017 was grant presidential pardons to jew pedophiles he was pro israel in his first term and continues to be a pedo loving faggot in his second anyone who still believes the Qanon psyop is retarded"}
+{"text":"woohan lab these faggots don't know that epstien was a open secret since 2011 and before i remember seeing memes about the pedophile island and the lolita express before 2011, on /b/ it was one of the most ancient meme/s theories literal retard faggots pretending like this is something new and now they're some sort of expert is infuriating woohan lab doesn't matter what the rebranded flu is called DJT forced a (((vaccine))) through the FDA that has parts of the AIDS virus in it RETARDS"}
+{"text":"you're not going to make it you have no power focus on yourself Jewish rat whether she knows it or not shes just a fucking tool of the jew doing it for free."}
+{"text":"Could you provide the episode link/Guest name/ep number assuming its not taken down? I want to listen to the whole conversation"}
+{"text":"\"I hate Epstein\" translation: \"I wasn't invited to his island\""}
+{"text":"that time of year again"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time"}
+{"text":"no, what i meant to say is that im gay."}
+{"text":"She commit everything for the bit, noice."}
+{"text":"Could have ended when she would the hacksaw out. No reason to repeat the joke 3 times without any subversion"}
+{"text":"trying to trick you into choking them to steal your mana and currency."}
+{"text":"Languages and accents"}
+{"text":"Sounds like a you problem. Also having Bluetooth headphones on ones head doesn't necessarily mean they are blasting music."}
+{"text":"cry more incel smooth brain"}
+{"text":"Hair."}
+{"text":"Sure, sure, internet chad. Keep on roleplaying."}
+{"text":"Salad Protein Carb What's sloppy about it?"}
+{"text":"Disney WW2 Propaganda 1941 Three Little Pigs- Nazi Version + buy war bonds mixed in I'll Also Upload The Other Versions The original 1933 Disney Version is the wold dressed up as a jew Post WW2 pro jew Version (Jew removed , just a wolf) Since jews flooded USA & got israel due to jews pushing holocaust guilt/sympathy & jews flooded film studios even more Combo of 1933 & 1941 Combo clip cut (Just important parts) 1933 vs 1948 Versions"}
+{"text":"1933 vs 1948 Versions full screen cips, and then a side by side of the clip + some vintage TV stuff added in + a sieg heil at the end It mentions not for republicans, showing how old the edit for TV it is. Now it's libs that have no humor and are offended by racism"}
+{"text":"Three Little Pigs 1933 vs 1948 Side by side of the clip"}
+{"text":"1933 vs 1941 Three Little Pigs Silent edition for /pol/"}
+{"text":"Post your /nsg/ webms and gifs. You know the drill. Last hit limit."}
+{"text":"NWA"}
+{"text":"anyone got the one that starts with pics in black and white with the only pics colored being the nazi flag and hitler in the end?"}
+{"text":"That last panel of the swastika after showing off the 3rd Reich utopia, as if it symbolises the ultimate independence and security of all White peoples Put shivers down my spine."}
+{"text":"They have a certain hypnotic effect."}
+{"text":"I always thought a milestone for generative AI is when it can render the impossible. So now I ask: can you make her UN-fart?"}
+{"text":"Now this is a thinking man."}
+{"text":"Back in the good ole days…."}
+{"text":"better girls and better music"}
+{"text":"and better music i dont think so it was the same nigger noise cancer except for few cool hits"}
+{"text":"People dancing."}
+{"text":"Specialist from Persona 4."}
+{"text":"i shall cast one hundred years of bad luck upon you"}
+{"text":"It's really the same for most cultures, and a big part of why so many leftists were sold on the fantasy that immigration would lead to integration. They were just used to interacting with the best educated, wealthiest, smartest members of other countries, assumed that the entire country would be like that, and were surprised when that turned out not to be the case. With indians that's been exacerbated too by their mass arrival onto the internet which cuts out all social filters one might develop as well."}
+{"text":"sad that it took so long to learn this lesson but everyone should really agree on everyone staying in their own country now"}
+{"text":"The resurrection of Ishtar Edition prev"}
+{"text":"so rabbis have tiny dicks and are massive faggots. gotcha. how else are you going to fuck a 3 year old girl without killing her? an average sized boner would do ridiculous internal damage. so they must have microdicks surely. and a 9 year old little boy? utter faggotry. \"hmmm what shall i do today oh wait i know i'll get some shit on my dick and destroy a young boys life forever *swings a chicken around his head afterwards* how could you do this you monster, time to answer to g-d\" \"bawk?!?\" these \"people\" are insane."}
+{"text":"Retardation level 11/10"}
+{"text":"But all the jews didn't convince you Hitler was right, though?"}
+{"text":"still images only"}
+{"text":"this is bad"}
+{"text":"Lets have a BlueAchive General tread. Why? cuz UUUUUUHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE Sensei Lets have a party!"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying you're wrong but those lyrics make absolutely zero sense to me in the supposed context of being about early exposure to the Internet. I'm guessing it's a translation thing because those lyrics don't form any kind of coherent message or theme in English."}
+{"text":"post acapella"}
+{"text":"What language is that? Google says the group is Russian, but it doesn't sound like Russian."}
+{"text":"Anyone have that Russian male chorus song about Putin ? it was 30 seconds long max.... it was so good but I lost when my phone died"}
+{"text":"The other reach the video limit:"}
+{"text":"The son of Paul Atreides."}
+{"text":"A fate worse than death desu"}
+{"text":"Stupid cunt."}
+{"text":"Video Game Music - Xmas Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"baked"}
+{"text":"Couldn't find another thread for it, and the last one's dead."}
+{"text":"ye i dunno what happened. used some online mp3 to webm converter and it did that shit ty"}
+{"text":"Videos with hidden or subliminal redpills"}
+{"text":"ok... you may not know what the words \"hidden\" and \"subliminal\" mean."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Ok now post them getting punched really hard in the tummi"}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"song?"}
+{"text":"She Won't Go Away - Faye Webster"}
+{"text":"thank ye"}
+{"text":"post videos of women/girls doing cute things/ being cute"}
+{"text":"Can anyone break down this in terms of music theory? Anything at all, time signature, which scale she's using, is it Cm? Counting here is very difficult because this instrument you hear percussion, bass, and harmony all in one, so it doesn't sound like 4/4 at all. Wait I actually got it, it's in 4/4 but the phrasing of everything is stretched across multiple measures so it makes it sound very interesting."}
+{"text":"sounds like d minor, just checked and that's the most common tuning for these"}
+{"text":"Cool, thanks. What are these instruments called?"}
+{"text":"handpan drums, they were an invention of some guy and he was the only person in the world to make them but now you can find them on amazon. i remember someone saying the one she's using is a low-mid range one that costs a couple hundred bucks. pretty neat instrument, kinda like a harmonica in how it's tuned to one scale. also, probably had time picking out the timing because she was playing pretty fast and loose with the tempo, way beyond the limits of rubato imo into the can't-keep-a-beat territory but she's like 10"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for Transformers Post what you have, all series welcome."}
+{"text":"My favorites are Beast Wars, Animated and Prime (Prime has a lot of detractors but fuck them I like it)"}
+{"text":"The one time Starscream wasn't a backstabbing cunt."}
+{"text":"Beast Wars was so fucking good It's a shame Best Machines completely dropped the ball Dinobot was the GOAT"}
+{"text":"eww"}
+{"text":"Imagine how big she'd make my dick look in comparison"}
+{"text":"Topics: TV variety clips TV CM clips TV nrews clips TV drama clips Idol (female/male) related TV clips basically clips with sound for the /jp/ threads: Sakamichi General Nogizaka46 - Info & Discussion Japanese Movie and TV General Female Announcer and Alternative General AKB General This a SFW (Safe For Workplace) thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"chii-chan!"}
+{"text":"How did he score Ayase Haruka?"}
+{"text":"serious chiichan"}
+{"text":"That's what she sounds like? I don't really remember what it was like before, but it's completely different from my image."}
+{"text":"Cute Girls"}
+{"text":"AAAARGGH WHO?!?!"}
+{"text":"There is no known Chinese proverb, idiom, myth, or classical story that matches “a monkey awakening the Warrior statues of Xang Xue by rubbing his semen on their bellies.” The only place this exact wording appears is in an English internet comment thread, where it is mentioned without any source or Chinese text, which strongly suggests it is an invented joke or copypasta rather than a genuine proverb."}
+{"text":"what lol"}
+{"text":"the name brotherman pls"}
+{"text":"Same as previous thread"}
+{"text":"I've been married for 10 years, but shit like this makes me want to get a girlfriend."}
+{"text":"Is your wife fat?"}
+{"text":"Nah just low libido. She rarely wants to have sex but doesn't mind tit fucking, foot stuff, and me grinding her ass until I cum. I also occasionally go to asian massage parlors and get jerked off. My wife knows about it and thinks it's cool."}
+{"text":"Maybe you don't really belong here if you are the minority? NTA and have been here since 2004. You are an election newcomer with zero understanding on the spirit of this website which died around 2008 ish. Also, tattoos are clearly a sign of a low quality female and tha kinda makes them look like whores. If they were not whores tattoos by themselves can look cool, it's the type of people that prefer them destroy their aesthetic. Same thing for coloring your hair, looks cool in anime but only the largest faggots and most disgusting females color their hair."}
+{"text":"Good for you two. Do you guys do any fun couple activities together? Like go-karting or something?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"more than any foids would be"}
+{"text":"gay nigger gets offended that anyone would dare call clubbing gay spends hours seething about it on a mongolian throat singing forum lol gayyyy"}
+{"text":"i cba to quote all yous twos posts but damn, get a room and kiss already because you should get married if you love each other so much"}
+{"text":"I'm actually surprised Fuentes agreed to go clubbing considering the dude has stated he doesn't drink or do drugs because they impair his thinking, loud music is so distracting that probably has a similar (if reduced) effect on cognition."}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"in this thread we post flying war machines"}
+{"text":"webms, mp4s, gifs, etc."}
+{"text":"45 years of experience, imagine"}
+{"text":"Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers, but whose delight is in the law of the Lord, and who meditates on his law day and night."}
+{"text":"Psalm 59"}
+{"text":"The Book of Psalms is divided into five smaller \"books\" — mirroring the five books of the Torah (Pentateuch). These sections are: Book 1: Psalms 1–41 Book 2: Psalms 42–72 Book 3: Psalms 73–89 Book 4: Psalms 90–106 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Psalm 119 is the longest chapter in the entire Bible. It has 176 verses and is a masterful acrostic poem: it contains 22 stanzas (one for each letter of the Hebrew alphabet), with each stanza's 8 verses beginning with the same Hebrew letter. It's a beautiful celebration of God's law (Torah). Psalm 119:"}
+{"text":"I love the Psalms, bros. In 2025 I read all 150 each month. Was kind of difficult at times but made me pretty knowledgeable of them."}
+{"text":"Psalm 117 is the shortest chapter in the Bible. It contains just 2 verses and is a concise, joyful call to all nations to praise the Lord. Interestingly, Psalms 117 and 119 sit right next to each other, the shortest and longest chapters in Scripture."}
+{"text":"breakbeat hardcore/jungle/dnb/big beat"}
+{"text":"thnx brah"}
+{"text":"tranny jungle No thanks"}
+{"text":"obscure short films or the type of shit you'd see on TV somewhere years ago and never seen since."}
+{"text":"There's always a bigger crab"}
+{"text":"goated"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post anything related to Kpop"}
+{"text":"the fakest bitch of all time"}
+{"text":"the realest bitch of all time"}
+{"text":"they all fug the shit out of the male trainees, all of them."}
+{"text":"What does \"climbing the ladder\" look like in Kpop? Starting out in a group and then what? A solo music career? Becoming a model? A job in movies? What is the ideal career path?"}
+{"text":"Hopecore or motivating shit.. Last thread got yeeted n deleted Post status Went on a third date with a chick. I hope everything goes well. My friends have started respecting me more. Won silver in my jiu jitsu competion (there were only 2 people total in my weight class) my physique is improving, acing exams since theyre not that hard right now, unfortunately i've been LDARing too much lately. Maybe its the weather but my allergies have been acting up"}
+{"text":"anyone got the wojak calling the mongolian throatsinging hotline webm?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"My inspiration lately"}
+{"text":"incelcore music"}
+{"text":"the official 4chan cat webms are here"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the one where the cameraman is walking at night and meows strangely at a cat walking on a railing, who then loses concentration and falls off? Thought I saved it a while back but I can't find it."}
+{"text":"nvm found it gotta send that email to find the typos, iykyk, desu, desu"}
+{"text":"You are brown"}
+{"text":"The Cat Condition, poetry"}
+{"text":"Anything related to video games, as long as it is AI-generated. Sound preferred. I made a fair amount of Metal Gear and FGC stuff, so posting it here. No real order. Keep in mind most AI models will censor things on copyright, so sometimes you have to use another AI chat model to construct a very descriptive prompt without using names. Grok is one of the few models that doesn't care about copyright, but it can only generate 6-second videos and the voices tend to be flat."}
+{"text":"Starcraft"}
+{"text":"I expected more purring or something"}
+{"text":"I asked it to make gentle metroid sounds. Instead, its like its charging samus up."}
+{"text":"she actually did that with a fucking HELMET in Other M it was fucking retarded"}
+{"text":"Post your fav songs from 2010 to 2019"}
+{"text":"French version"}
+{"text":"Funny to hear it in English. Are the original artists singing in English, or is dubbed by someone else?"}
+{"text":"Are the original artists singing in English Vanessa Paradis sings (and voices) both the English and French parts. The Francœur monster has separate voice actors. In order to meet the requirements of co-producer EuropaCorp, the English voices are recorded before the animation itself, which makes the film easier to sell in Anglo-Saxon countries; Bibo Bergeron supervised the choice of voice actors and recording took place in Los Angeles.[4] The French voices are recorded once the film is finished.[4] Vanessa Paradis is the only actor to appear in both the English and French cast, providing the voice of Lucille in both versions."}
+{"text":"Sweet, thanks for the trivia."}
+{"text":"Is that Remilla? She's no inchling."}
+{"text":"I don't get Touhou. It's just some anime girls. They aren't even the cutest around. How did (You) get into the fandom, anon? This is the first fandom where I just don't understand the appeal and feel like I'm missing out. Sure, I could bury myself in Fumos, but that won't help. What am I missing? yes I am artistic, pls help"}
+{"text":"touhou got popular because the music was catchy, that's about it. the actual games themselves aren't very good (most of them are just bullet hells you can beat in less than an hour and the fighting spinoffs are mostly considered very mediocre) and the manga and writing in general are just abysmal. all the characters are very shallow, there's little to no character development because the creator hates straying away from the status quo seemingly out of fear of alienating people."}
+{"text":"mainly music and the flair of \"Japan good\" because cute anime youkais are more interesting than some western object poltergeist or black forest grumpy witch. If music related memes weren't picked up (Ronald McDonald, IOSYS screech miku songs, osu!), Touhou would only be half as popular.ZUN caught lightning in a bottle by making everything Touhou related patent free."}
+{"text":"I can agree I got into TouHou by the music. I have to say, Anime is the apex of modern commercial art, and ZUN made a version of that which had open source on making the best art possible for the setting. Because he couldn't. His art is shit...but his ideas..... Gensoukyo itself is like rap: You don't like the setting because it's good, you like it as a badge of belonging to that group. It has crazy memes, casual violence and threats, and more hentai than a lonely J-teenager. Reimu is literally us, and Marissa is the Troll that keeps fucking with us, even though we keep coming back here. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There's a WMAF thread so why not the inverse?"}
+{"text":"Different anon but just observations. Absolutely, that's why in so many social media post of an AF just posting herself, WM write some stupid shit labeling her as white property or some white men superiority shit that usually comes across as so damn insecure. On the plus side, AMWF is generally a much better couples dynamic. For one, the homicide/assault rate of WM against their AF partners are ridiculously high, it's actually the highest out of all races. Meanwhile being assaulted as a female by AM is the lowest among all races. Divorce rates are also lowest when partnered with AM. With all that said, the wasians with mental health problems are usually the ones with racist white dads also. The general problem with WMAF is that the white man is still racist because he hates asians but married an asian, that's level of self hate is mental."}
+{"text":"Absolutely you gonna post em or...."}
+{"text":"Are you blind that you somehow cannot spot the way that white men fetishize and hypersexualize asian women on social media? Just go on the explore tab of instagram and click on any AF's profile. It's just a slightly watered down version of incels on 4chan spamming \"built for bwc\""}
+{"text":"spamming \"built for bwc\" i think you misunderstood my first post, let me simplify WHERE VIDEO OF WHITE MAN HATE AMWF"}
+{"text":"romance two pornstars on hire lol"}
+{"text":"The West needs Remigration"}
+{"text":"Imagine having this little self-awareness. You are a Baltoid, your country was literally FOUNDED by German immigrants that came and genocided the natives, the Old Prussians, during the Baltic Crusade. Either you are descended from the German invaders in which case you have no room to argue about immigrants since you are one or you are descended from the assimilated natives in which case I wouldn't bark too loudly if I were you. You got your ass whooped by immigrants once, pray they don't do it again."}
+{"text":"LOOK AWAY MR. JAPANESE"}
+{"text":"celebrating New Year's(whatever date) has always been retarded"}
+{"text":"webm opens up with literal monkey sounds"}
+{"text":"Prev threads"}
+{"text":"What's that druggie on about, the epstein files are and always were a democrat hoax. now they got finally released an as expected it was a nothingburger."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Weather Underground wanted to murder ALL white newborn babies Weather Underground was only jews for the most part. All journalists saying to end white people are also jews plus a few token dark skins brainwashed by pointing to things jews did. All anti-white woke groups are jews. I'm starting to see a pattern"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Didn't this bitch ass marry a rothchild?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Why is this BVLL so heckin' basederinos? Reply if you agree!"}
+{"text":"fuckin loll amazing"}
+{"text":"legend"}
+{"text":"fortnite thread"}
+{"text":"slav/russia"}
+{"text":"russia about to lose chechnya"}
+{"text":"God I fucking hate listening to this bitch speak, I just wanna punch her glasses so that the shards of glass break off into her eye, and then forcefully put my cock inside her mouth. The patel jeet from all her interviews looks and sounds like an even more punchable faggot."}
+{"text":"alright. no clue where that is, theres probably fuck all there except some natural gas which russia already has more of than god, so in conclusion I dont give a fuck."}
+{"text":"Oy vey these goyim love to scapegoat I don't even need to look her up"}
+{"text":"nothing like a good ol' bbq and drinks with frens by the block~ perfectly normal in this part of the world to see your sister or other relatives in revealing clothing while you're a kid, btw."}
+{"text":"Post fights."}
+{"text":"the way fatso provokes him and gets rotated 90 degrees right after is frying me"}
+{"text":"you were the nigger?"}
+{"text":"ITT: race fights At least be clear about what kind of thread you wanted punk ass OP"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"you are brown"}
+{"text":"the century is now 25% done edition prev"}
+{"text":"67"}
+{"text":"lmao can't escape...."}
+{"text":"It's been years since I've seen one of these threads - post cringe that is also absolute kino"}
+{"text":"Don't have anymore :'("}
+{"text":"I don't know who he is but i'm sure he's italian for some reason lol"}
+{"text":"who's the artist?"}
+{"text":"Don't remember but the character's name is Reggie. Have fun gooning to the gay demon mouse."}
+{"text":"understood the assignment go back"}
+{"text":"Post comfy"}
+{"text":"song sauce?"}
+{"text":"Was the break-up amiable? If she understood and empathized with your decision, there might still be hope the relationship can work. I only remember that's it not Stardew Valley. Sorry."}
+{"text":"I love autmn. I went to college in a rural area that looked lik that. So many memories going to class then staying in library studying looking out at the orange and red trees. WIsh I could go back. It's all so pointless now...."}
+{"text":"board is called Worksafe GIF Not a GIF thread to be seen around here Post your favorite GIFs NOW"}
+{"text":"prev threads"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to Nixon, indeed___"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"loving the bonanza downloading 8 pol threads close to 4GB"}
+{"text":"races are subspecies Um, okay. Whatev. I never understood this talking point. What is it supposed to convince people of? Isn't the whole idea of evolution that there are constant new mutants coming along to replace the old ones, and that interbreeding is natural and pushes life forward? I don't believe in evolution, but I'm just saying that that talking point wouldn't help the white nationalist argument for those who do."}
+{"text":"I don't think this one is trans I'd totally do any tranny in this thread over her any day of the week"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure theses are the only males in this thread."}
+{"text":"Boom Boom Boom Music"}
+{"text":"man that's good. not sure why it's posted in a techno thread but thanks. that's going in my car"}
+{"text":"hahaha"}
+{"text":"Just 15 days left until the commemoration of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ."}
+{"text":"bump kino thread"}
+{"text":"Post videos showing the average day in China (cars exploding, people driving the wrong way, tires falling off, etc.)"}
+{"text":"couldn't find the american one I was talking about but this was same event"}
+{"text":"audio"}
+{"text":"chinks cleared wagons with black screens deployed but of course there was only like 12 dead officially yeah, right"}
+{"text":"Why are Halo players like this? Just get out of the fucking vehicle, you don't need a banshee to fight the final boss"}
+{"text":"It’s a Eurovision song. That’s what pop music sounded like in the 1960’s"}
+{"text":"Do not let this thread parish."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"terry davis thread"}
+{"text":"boy gets panicked after burglaring into a drugstore and realizing he cant get out it had to be cut into to video files"}
+{"text":"is this the one where he cuts his leg and bleeds out in gallons of blood?"}
+{"text":"Yea"}
+{"text":"But why"}
+{"text":"One of Candace's recent whistleblowers Who DOJ/Bill Barr (former head of DOJ)/Bill Barr's daughter Mary (former elite doj official) threatened to kill this whistleblower many times via a conduit, due to evidence she tried bringing to FBI. They shot at her and missed, after she leaked the texts to Project Veritas. Showing Candace was a target, and they were trying to blackmail her at the time to shut up & honeypot a guy with an underage girl to extort. Then taunted the whistleblower in texts that they missed. Virginia AG texted her apologizing for signing her case, not knowing the real story. Offered to help the whistleblower. But then was found dead (murdered). She was the one you heard about working on CPS trafficking kids amd also involving illegal israeli's getting visas for other illegal israelis. PREVIOUS"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"candelabra with hebrew inscriptions meant for sabbath \"JEWS JUST JEWING my great great great great grandpa (cuz im a pathetic alphie) bought this in a fair exchange in 1889 from a decrepit self hating jew, what a W\" your view of heebs doesn't necessarily guarantee your admission into heaven, despite their constant kikery"}
+{"text":"Whenever there's a video reply to me with no context. Especially if not too long after I made the post, that it gets replied to. Either no comment and just a file with an obscure filename fitting a consistent pattern. Or a reply that doesn't give a hint at all as to what the file is. Don't click it, I never do, it's always the female indian shill who loves jews. She's too low IQ to have any real tactics, and simply reuses the same futile tactics that never work. Which is how you know she's not a real jew. Tho, she could be an indian jew (there's 3 sects of indian jews) or an ethiopian jew. Both variants are as just as terrible at shilling as hindu shills. Which is why she'll never post her hand with timestamp But, she's clearly an indian shill, based upon the tactics that she uses. Each variant of shills always has their own style of shilling, with a distinct set of hallmark tactics. Which is why all anons were pissed about the shills after 10/7, since they were just gatbage shills. Not entertaining, no skill, just there for their useless flooding/spamming. Anons constantly demanded \"we deserve better PSYOPs\" Just setup your 4chanx filters correctly, and you'll filter out 99% of her posts. If any makes it thru, it's easy to visually spot its the shill, without even reading a single word of it"}
+{"text":"Israeli wokeism at its finest too bad you guys don't have freedom."}
+{"text":"Yes this nigger is retarded and lying but Charlie Kirk was a good goy that bit his Master's Hand and got killed for it I'm glad that faggots gone"}
+{"text":"Prev threads"}
+{"text":"People who start wars just so they can lose and cry about it Nice projection shlomo"}
+{"text":"This demographic should be lowest on ICE's priority list. They are just picking low hanging fruit."}
+{"text":"No one ever mentions little old Indonesia. You know.. the country with the largest population of muslims"}
+{"text":"She's a very keen woman despite her bimbo look. She has her finger on the pulse and knows the right things to say at the right time to say it. Case in point, disavowing israel during the height of the recent genocide won her a lot of fans."}
+{"text":"dude is a creep ringing all my creep alarms. i know because i am a creep."}
+{"text":"while Moomin cartoon was animated in Japan the script was strictly Finnish and the hand drawn stick figures were sent to Japan se they would follow the plan but make it graphically much better somehow they were able to slip nazi germany jokes which were shown in Finnish TV in 1991 for all kids to hear why did Himmler win a poker tournament? he had two Aces up to his sleeve how does this work in English you ask? because the poker card type ace is \"ässä\" in Finnish letter S is also \"ässä\" in Finnish"}
+{"text":"вoт тaкoe ecть"}
+{"text":"Literally grew up watching these in Finland. Unfortunately I don't have any clips to offer. Very fond memories of this show. Ei muumitaloa lukita yöksi, hei muumit"}
+{"text":"I cannot look at the hat guy and not think of Geno from Mario RPG."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I had a half jewish friend that when i spoke about the Eruv lines in NYC and London and all the \"cheats\" they do to on the sabbath really amazing. She thought it wss really clever. She thought Christianity was stupid but loved jewish traditions"}
+{"text":"Bizarre ahistorical slop"}
+{"text":"Whats wrong with his face"}
+{"text":"Terrible terrible toupee"}
+{"text":"Having a picture of \"his friend\" bill clinton in monica lewinskys dress is pretty funny desu."}
+{"text":"2 wheels"}
+{"text":"That's the entirety of europe."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"With how common this is you would think they would wait til after to celebrate."}
+{"text":"chinal destination"}
+{"text":"this feels intentional"}
+{"text":"/wsg/ has been drawn into Group A and will be playing against: /wg/ on Fri, Jan 23 /sp/ on Sun, Jan 25 /i/ on Sat, Jan 31"}
+{"text":"just plain bizarre"}
+{"text":"What the hell, theres sound on muh fone"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas Edition! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"ricelet seething so hard he has to bring up dindus to cope"}
+{"text":"*hugs you* its all good bro come to europe; there is a white princess waiting there for you luv my asian bros but dont talk about niggers no more ok?"}
+{"text":"My wife is Japanese, I would love a daughter but im 6'4 (not bragging, I'm a fat retard, my height just makes me look more shrek like, I'm a 4/10 and that's with the height bonus) I'm scared she'll end up looking like Brock Lesners daughter minus the strength."}
+{"text":"Rabbis, jews unmasking their plot, abominable jewish behaviour,..."}
+{"text":"Sure am glad some retard put a text box directly in the middle of the video."}
+{"text":"It was the israeli telegram group who posted the vid, that put it there. There are no copies online without that giant gibberish letter blob. This was discussed multiple times already. Like how that exact copy went viral all over social media. No unedited versions exist on social media. Since it was an israeli jew who filmed the vid and submittef it to the admins of the group, who added the logo to it. The unedited vid was never posted in the israeli telegram group publicly. Only the admins got the unedited version in private chats with the israeli user who filmed it"}
+{"text":"Never forget the judeo-Christian brotherhood. One brother brutally atracks the other, yet the bad brother is an amazing psychipathic liar and convinces others that he's actually the victim of the good brother"}
+{"text":"does anyone know what kind of tapes was booby fischer listening to? the global conspiracy or something along that ...? in the movie pawn sacrifice"}
+{"text":"?huv u pey yo feir"}
+{"text":"Also videos like these"}
+{"text":"bummo"}
+{"text":"WTF MAN DON'T POST GORE IN HERE"}
+{"text":"Positive judaism"}
+{"text":"Talmudic values aka literal jewish law used in jewish courts (Beth Din) across avery Western nation in jewish neighborhoods"}
+{"text":"Jews are forbidden by jewish law from telling on their fellow criminal jews to the goyim. Under penalty of death Attached is the grand rebbe (head rabbi) demanding that his jewish congregant not inform on a jewish pedo to the cops, and simply to allow him to continue secually abusing little kids"}
+{"text":"Let's say an average jew has a little bit more sexual appetite than an average goy. Likely due to the circumcision in the early childhood. Is this a bad thing?"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- The war of Gog and Magog began with WW1 & WW2 as jewish messianic wars to genocide 85M goyims The final war (likely WW3) will destroy the White European Christian Goyims that jews view as amalek. To bring about the antichrist (jew messiah) to genocide all goyims"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- The talmud commands jews to destroy all Christian Churches, crosses , statues, Christians, and anything else representative of Chriatians. As Christianity is the biggest enemy of jews & muslims are the perfect goyim religion to them. As islam has no false idols, and therefore allows jews to worship in mosques, but not Christian Churches as Christians are idol worshippers who must be killed according to the talmud and torah, per the noahide laws and others."}
+{"text":"Rabbi- Hitler was right & jews falsely demonize him in history books, MSM , etc. Since jews own all of these methods of pushing propaganda to the goyims"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- Jews control all politicians. So that jews can control the world"}
+{"text":"WAIT A MINUTE It says in there defense post that Invisible Naratives is \"a small team of fewer tyan 20 people\" There is no way that is fucking true"}
+{"text":"That makes no sense."}
+{"text":"How? How does this not make sense? Please Elaborate"}
+{"text":"Fuck me I need to get off twitter with all the lies being spread around"}
+{"text":"There has been no real content since October. This means no watch time and nowhere to place ads for the merch Well Apparently Iron cameraman is convinced they are the reason \"Invisible Narratives still hasn’t posted anything on Boom’s channel.\""}
+{"text":":3"}
+{"text":"parry+"}
+{"text":"The other sister is uncomfortable because they actually have 69'd and fingered each other, which most sisters and friends do. The \"brave\" sister being so shameless in public shows that she would definitely initiate sex acts in the privacy of their own room. The \"shy\" one wants her to stop because she feels guilt and thinks people will figure it out."}
+{"text":"That is definitely not what grooming is"}
+{"text":"cute, debatable."}
+{"text":"Her squeals are definitely cute, it's good!"}
+{"text":"Post your fav 2000-2009 songs"}
+{"text":"Boards of Canada Geogaddi album track Gyroscope, 18 February 2002"}
+{"text":"Boards of Canada Geogaddi album track Music Is Math"}
+{"text":"Spandex superheroes, giants, fighting bug men, armored heroes, and kaiju are all welcome. Image limit was hit, previous thread"}
+{"text":"Nightcore bread"}
+{"text":"bump!"}
+{"text":"It's called reasons not to hit your kids"}
+{"text":"He's possessed by the fighting spirit."}
+{"text":"fell for it again award"}
+{"text":"One, I'm not part of the jewish/pajeet \"we\" that would suffer under le evil nazis, second, you don't mention the importation and defense of rapists made by these not so bad fabians"}
+{"text":"his family is cia and rich but that doesnt protect him from being genocided and hes starting to notice. theres all these complacent white boomers/genx who have more money than most people and they are starting to realize that their wealth and power is an illusion because the problem with democracy is that majority rules means... majority rules and if you arent part of the majority, then you get ruled. and with how blantant the rhetoric is against whites, and with manyt examples of what happens to rich whites in other countries (rhodesia, south africa) hes starting to get uncomfortable. the billionares are already building bunkers in new zealand and securing secondary citizenship in other countries where they will rub elbows with other richfags but the pseduo- rich, the so called 'im worth like 10 million dollars can i be nobiltiy lol' fake rich are realizing that they are basically bag holders and every indiciation is that when the shit goes down, it will be the tucker carlsons of the world who get thrown to the bipoc lgbtq communist wolves and not the bill gates or mark zuckerbergs. nick says what he wants because hes a spic, he thinks its funny whites are fucked and hes profiting off it like all the other browns are."}
+{"text":"The kind of thing that makes you say \"I should watch this movie\""}
+{"text":"Chances we ever get a director's cut of Kubrick's version?"}
+{"text":"He can just watch one and know the ending to them all."}
+{"text":"Hitler was right about everything Everything he predicted came true"}
+{"text":"This thread has some surprisingly good adolf speech clips…"}
+{"text":"pirate Wolfenstein using a setup wizard die to the first Nazi that you meet the world has been saved uninstall game"}
+{"text":"Sorry if this seems out of the blue, but were any of you guys on meguca or /xomy/?"}
+{"text":"i need adolph hitlers warning edit my natsoc usb is MIA"}
+{"text":"I'll suggest: Cromwell, for which ill post mp4s War and Peace, available on youtube under Mosfilm Culloden, available on youtube under LionHeart"}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Stuff like \"Start doing this!\" with an arrow pointing at the eyelids of the actor from Peaky Blinders. Either fake shit or stuff so ridiculous it might as well be fake."}
+{"text":"this one is actually good though"}
+{"text":"it have it's utility if you're about to burn out yes definitly, but if not, I hope you like eating shit."}
+{"text":"YOU MUST WIN THE RAT RACE nah I'm good lol"}
+{"text":"he's right"}
+{"text":"Post clips that make you embarrassed for the participant(s)."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of when parodies/comedy music videos were everywhere on youtube."}
+{"text":"It wouldn't kill you to wash your face for gods sake."}
+{"text":"Man, why are blacks so dumb. Taco bell is mainly meat and cheese, it would be terrible if it went vegan."}
+{"text":"Sometimes I'm embarrassed of enjoying fnaf. Most times actually."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Post Vocaloid, UTAU, stuff"}
+{"text":"use vocadb"}
+{"text":"literally how I feel"}
+{"text":"Of the last ten recently published videos I've uploaded in this thread only four are on VocaDB. It's still a good resource. But I'm generally looking for new songs from anyone, not just producers with an existing fanbase."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have Deco 27's Streaming Heart?"}
+{"text":"space and nukes are fake btw."}
+{"text":"you know trumps team listened to him after this clip and the next 2 tiktoks used yeats new album"}
+{"text":"Punk, Rock, Metal, No AI slop. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"edgy wigger."}
+{"text":"the last song singing jerk off got AIDs. Do you want AIDs? That's how you get AIDs."}
+{"text":"I miss it so fucking much"}
+{"text":"any good prompts for audio with grok? i really hate the weird, ominous droning sound that it likes to make for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"new thread AI video general PART 8"}
+{"text":"The AI models can pretty much replicate anything, It's possible now tho. im guessing earlier when the dudes were churning out memes it wasnt long until they wanted to make something actually decent, and then they realised they had no idea what they were doing. maybe for a while they've been learning the fundamentals pertaining to the visual arts to make better stuff than before. e.g. when i started blendering like generative ai i figured mocap and other modern tech could help bypass learning stuff, and while that worked to an extent i came to the conclusion of above. taht would be my advice as an \"artist\" for anon's lurking and that things can time, a lot of time to understand"}
+{"text":"that's just how jews use hammers"}
+{"text":"HLX soon, bros. Hopium administered"}
+{"text":"Even if you game on Linux without any steam products, they contribute a lot toward Linux compatibility in general. Over the years, Linux support for games has gone from questionable to outperforming Windows in no small part due to Valve's efforts, basically because they'd rather not pay for Windows licenses on their hardware."}
+{"text":"Nah, the big thing that got them going was the introduction of the Microsoft store in Windows 8. Microsoft was suggesting that they might only allow software to be installed through there, and drop win32 in favor of UWP. This would've given them the capability to remove competitors by the fact that software from other distributors wouldn't work anymore. Steam would've been rendered useless and Valve's income would've instantly flatlined. Supporting Linux means that gamers can jump ship if Microsoft decides to fuck all of us. I already switched back in 2014, and Valve really did make the difference."}
+{"text":"this is actually why valve dropped support for windows 7. steam uses a lot of chrome browser stuff in it, and microsoft dropped chrome support for windows 7. losing a (tiny) section of your market just because some other company decided to drop something is exactly what made valve decide to make sure that shit wouldnt happen again"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"your book literally (literally) says this RRREEEEE NOOO KILL WHITEY this FUCKING country"}
+{"text":"to reach 45 and be accused of being racist UK niggas always treat being CALLED racist as the worst most horrifying thing in the world it's something i haven't really seen in any other country but idk"}
+{"text":"i'm UK early 40's and i don't give a shit. on the rare occasion someone calls me it i say \"thanks for noticing\". luckily round my pub(s) we're all (((racist))) and i even met a zoomette (friends gf) who joins in with me when i rage about jews. a basedboy once said \"shh you can't say that\" and i said \"i'll say whatever i want\" and continued to somewhat more loudly expound upon whatever \"that\" was that was triggering him (think it was about the jeets up the road). bitch backed down immediately of course - it's (one of) *my* local pub(s) and i aint seen you here much kiddo. don't get me wrong though, it's not like i'm a retarded whirlwind of un-pc stuff in your face like some autistic twat but if a topic comes up in natural conversation i do not hold back. i often get high-fives. and then everyone clapped"}
+{"text":"AMV Thread, because wsg without one of these is just wrong. Dumping from my collection (mostly shorter ones because of file size limitation, if i rune out of short ones i might bother making the longer ones smaller)"}
+{"text":"song name? trying to find the original souce really so I can download it in full quality"}
+{"text":"huh"}
+{"text":"You know the drill."}
+{"text":"People as dumb as you don't deserve to live."}
+{"text":"You're on your own, dude. Lol"}
+{"text":"you know she's only mad cus she dropped her food"}
+{"text":"Self deport anon. They won't let you back in otherwise."}
+{"text":"back to bluesky you go little faggot"}
+{"text":"I've been on chinese tiktok recently so can we get a thread with some new shit, stop reposting the same old shit we've seen for the last 10 years."}
+{"text":"we need to outlaw face filters"}
+{"text":"i could tell you some cute tiktok chanks but im not gunna hahaha im just not gunna do it is all hahahahaha all mine, thou since tiktok buyout they dont go live as much and probably will delete channel like others have in past"}
+{"text":"confucianism was strict enough that even putting powder on your skin was seen as whore behavior up until early 1910s. Only last year did s.korea remove a restriction on tattoos in which only license medics could give them(nurse or higher) Japan has them associated with yakuza You sound like you made some poor decisions anon. Its ok, theres laser removal these days"}
+{"text":"confucianism was strict enough that even putting powder on your skin was seen as whore behavior up until early 1910s. shut the fuck up you stupid fuck, China has been using face powder for over 2000 years and Confucianism doesn't say jack shit about it, it's a normal part of society for women to dress themselves up pretty including using makeup and fragrance which we had over 2000 years ago while you cultured europeans were sleeping on dirt and shitting in your own water supplies."}
+{"text":"face filters ...should be the least of your concerns. At this point you can completely animate any human photograph by using motion-capture data from yourself."}
+{"text":"You laugh you lose"}
+{"text":"lurk more because you are wrong."}
+{"text":"also wrong you must be new here."}
+{"text":"they literally broadcast and put highlights on their social media are you retarded"}
+{"text":"actually I'm right and you're wrong"}
+{"text":"I need no friends for enemies such as you!"}
+{"text":"Anything family guy related"}
+{"text":"only one i got"}
+{"text":"jk i found this gem"}
+{"text":"MILK"}
+{"text":"excessive water consumption -> poison"}
+{"text":"I want this but with macromastia women"}
+{"text":"Same"}
+{"text":"Cute cow... the animal is cute too."}
+{"text":"Bamp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"nobody mentioned pisslam, you just brought it up yourself because you can't comprehend the idea of your people doing anything wrong to make people sympathize with your victims for any other reason or you're just trying to deflect by lying and projecting the things you're known for onto muslims"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"What's crazy is saying this to a camera lmao"}
+{"text":"post webms from or related to the long gone years of pre-2016 4chan requesting in particular that one webm of the girl ordering ramen and talking a bunch of early /pol/speak about it then saying the ramen has weed in it"}
+{"text":"unironically kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Newfag; what happened with cybersponge?"}
+{"text":"It's S3RL - Hentai Girlfriend."}
+{"text":"Some faggot."}
+{"text":"Post anything about Tate"}
+{"text":"His 100% masculinity ideology has no room for a wife and family (weaklings)"}
+{"text":"Dances like a gay 100% masculinity Neck yourself."}
+{"text":"Broken clock is right twice a day"}
+{"text":"He's still rich and successful you stupid cunt."}
+{"text":"Let's see for how much longer now that's he's dragged his sorry ass back to MMA"}
+{"text":"African singing / chanting"}
+{"text":"Stop being racist, man."}
+{"text":"Videos that represent the European soul."}
+{"text":"somebody post the Europa edit with Shadows - Pastel Ghost bgm"}
+{"text":"Videos that represent the European soul. Just look up Blacked"}
+{"text":"Just look up Blacked"}
+{"text":"Gepard is back on the menu"}
+{"text":"do art"}
+{"text":"Paintings"}
+{"text":"Cosplay"}
+{"text":"Is ruling over people that fun? I hate people of all creeds."}
+{"text":"I fight dictators"}
+{"text":"Venezuela loves soft serve"}
+{"text":"Dictators are authoritarian."}
+{"text":"North Korean dictator"}
+{"text":"This board is for author-driven collaborative storytelling (i.e., \"Quests\"). In a quest there is a single author who controls the plot of the story and who drives the creative process. They can choose to take suggestions from other posters, or not, at their sole discretion. Quests can be text-based, image-based, or a combination of the two. Drawfaggotry is strongly encouraged! To facilitate the author-driven nature of quests, /qst/ differs significantly from other boards in that the OP of a thread is considered the quest's author, and has some basic text formatting abilities: [b]bold[/b], [i]italic[/i], and color tags [red]red[/red], [green]green[/green], and [blue]blue[/blue]. Therefore, only those people willing to put in the effort to be a quest author should post threads. If you do not intend to run a collaborative story, do not post a thread here! This includes meta-threads. Dice rolling follows /tg/'s format (e.g., \"dice+2d6\" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6)."}
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+{"text":"The year is 5 AB (After Bloom), and you live in what is now called Biltmore City, a community of survivors settled in the ruins of the historic Biltmore Estate in Western North Carolina. The year was 2009, and the time was 3:31:54 AM EST on Friday, April 10th when The Bloom occurred. In the span of 12 minutes and 49 seconds, the entire Earth experienced a super-rapid forestation of all terrestrial surfaces. Trees erupted from the ground and into full maturity, regardless of any manmade materials present - asphalt roads were obliterated, buildings were toppled, and underground structures were perforated with roots. All human infrastructure was rendered essentially inoperable and unsalvageable due to the density and ubiquity of the trees. Some areas burst instead into fields of exotic flowers, and buildings or vehicles therein were merely engulfed by vines, instead. In many other places freshwater springs surfaced inexplicably, generating ponds, creeks, or even rivers. The biodiversity of this perpetual forest defies common logic. Banyans, alders, acacias, eucalyptus, olives, and towering sequoias can all be found inside of the same ten acres, regardless of geographic location, sometimes twice or three times their 'natural' size. Animal life appeared in much the same manner, out from behind trees or from warrens revealed by new roots, equally diverse and at home in all locales. Lions now prowl the slopes of what were the Rocky mountains and pythons hang from the branches of magnolia trees in the now forested Siberian steppe. The most devastating element of The Bloom, however, was what it did to the human population. Cont'd"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2 (1d2) Community = 1 Something Strange = 2"}
+{"text":"Also, while I'm writing today, you guys ought to make some suggestions for who should be depicting Roy Harris and Magdalene Pickett. I was thinking maybe Tom Phelphrey or Wilson Bethel for Roy? Lakeith Stanfield maybe? And for Magda I'm just not very sure. Was considering Mackenzie Davis, specifically from her role in that terminator film where she has short hair. This is a callback to my days of playing/running MUSH/MUX games, where it's common practice to use IRL actors or people to represent characters for the wiki. So! Fancast away, guys, I might put it up to a vote if you guys get contentious about it but I will probably just pick whichever one feels the most right to me for who they are - a charismatic, fast-talking nut job, and a highly lethal, reserved (and sometimes short-fused) badass respectively."}
+{"text":"Also also this fucking rules dude, post links, or I will later when I have the time to find this shit, sounds baller as hell."}
+{"text":"Maybe Paul Rudd for Roy? Specifically from that one film where he looked the right kind of unkempt for a guy that lives in a post-apocalyptic forest? Idunno, I gotta run some errands, should have an update tonight."}
+{"text":"Here's Magda"}
+{"text":"Suuri stopped in front of the mirror of their office. They stared at it, noticing a few imperfections that were not here before, shades of purple, red and gray barely visible beyond the void they took great care to coat themselves with. Mortals care a great deal about appearances, both for social and cultural reasons, and in a way, spirits were no different, even if many would argue against it. Spirits will carelessly copy fauna and flora features, not as a way to fit in but as a way to cement their existence. A bird would be in the sky, a worm in the earth, a fish in the sea, by taking these shapes, the universe is most likely to recognize their existence as 'correct'. Suuri dispels the black mist around their face to reveal what's underneath. A head not too unlike a rabbit, stitched up eyes, long ears that form a toothless crocodile maw, bleeding what seems to be grey mucus. These shapes used to be more coherent, once, Suuri used to look like something. Something simple, something that wasn't a horrible amalgamation of the many spirits they killed to reach their goal. ... Suuri failed, they were very much aware of that. Perhaps one day, they could try again, under other circumstances, but their enemy was prepared now, they were expecting it, and they knew no one would be willing to take their side. Could the war be an opportunity? Times are changing in more ways than one, but would that be enough to turn the tides? Suuri missed the days where its purpose was already fulfilled. When entropy progressed as it should, but now... Now all that could be felt was M's attempt to keep the world spinning forevermore. --- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't. I just hope the hits Atlas takes won't cripple him for life or at least impede his biolab dungeon dive"}
+{"text":"I'm tempted to erect a wall this turn since they're just gonna rush us, but on the other hand this will also give time for the master to recompose himself and think of a strategy to deal with us. fuck it, let's reposition +1"}
+{"text":"Yeah ok fuck it +1, trust the shotgun"}
+{"text":"The bodyguard needs to make a complete defensive wall surrounding us to give us time to recover. (Wastes a turn, lets the assassin reload and reapply buffs as needed) This is, ultimately, a summer job. I'm not sure we should risk life, limb, or magic ability for it any more than necessary,e specially with what we promised Table."}
+{"text":"With how Atlas values magic so much, this antimagic bullshit is too important and dangerous to let pass"}
+{"text":"You began walking towards the mountain, following the faint instinct growing within you. You lowered your mental defenses slightly, just to test it. The pull grew stronger. Much stronger. But it was never enough to overwhelm you. It felt like hunger, like knowing there was a delicious meal waiting while you were starving. You were compelled, but still in control. You wouldn’t push your luck. You’d rise up your mental defenses, not giving in. The same quadrupedal Grimm nudged you from behind, headbutting you lightly. He was urging you forward. He wanted you to go up there. Curious. These creatures worked together. Pack animals, even when their forms differed wildly. They attacked together. They delighted in it. They loved the hunt. Hunt. Hunting. Huntress. You were a Huntress. What was that, exactly? You hunted things. What things? You hunted them. You hunted Grimm. So, you killed these creatures for… sport? No. That felt wrong. Too cruel. You were not like that. Not anymore. Time to reorder the pieces. You were a Huntress. You lived in Mistral. You hunted Grimm. Dizziness washed over you. Assembling this much knowledge felt like opening a floodgate. A city. A crime-ridden city. An academy. Friends. Fights. Monsters. A laboratory. A screech. The river. It was too much. Too fragmented to make sense of all at once. You steadied yourself. And then something else happened. The sand beneath your feet had turned dark and ashen. Hard instead of soft. Brittle. Something surged within you. Something you caused. What was it? You refocused on your memories, this time remaining alert to what happened around you. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The impulse was not difficult to suppress, but it was distracting. You pushed it aside, compartmentalizing it. You still had free will, and you were certain that with training it would become easier to resist whatever animalistic instinct this was. But for now, it interfered too much with you intentions to recall things about your past. You were a Huntress from Mistral. You had Aura. You hunted Grimm. Grimm were creatures drawn to negative emotions and driven to attack people. Everything aligned. The picture was incomplete, yes, but it was a solid starting point. You would learn more. About this place. About this world. About yourself. …You still did not remember your name. Damn it. As beautiful as the rising sun was, as pleasant as its warmth felt on your skin, both on the untainted flesh and on your blackened arm and shoulder, you knew you could not delay any longer. You had been unconscious for who knew how long. And those impulses urging you north? You could resist them. But maybe it would be wiser not to. Follow the impulses. Follow the Grimm horde. Something beckoned them, and it beckoned you. Whatever they were seeking, you could seek as well. Anything that might reveal more about where you were and who you were. Resist the impulse. Giving in would only empower whatever was trying to command you. There was no rush. This… ‘Aura’ thing felt good. Perhaps you could practice with it while the beach was emptier. Test it further. The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"pineapple on pizza aaaand there she goes as a possible option...shame, she was cute. anyways, that went as i expected it to go, not much left to do other than go back and deliver the pizza and information we got"}
+{"text":"She's cute, but we have enough of a borderline harem situation going on as-is, without bringing in a human who can't even hang out on jobs or at base. Better eat fast, then! Thank her and get back to the others."}
+{"text":"\"Canadian Bacon and pineapple is one of my favs.\" She has good taste"}
+{"text":"She's cute, but we have enough of a borderline harem situation going on as-is Good one, made me chuckle"}
+{"text":"\"Also no outside food or drinks on the tour.\" Wait, does that mean the tour offers food and drinks? Also, why is the bathroom off limits? Moaning underage \"Keyhole Kate\" toilet ghost?"}
+{"text":"The Caretaker Quest - Part 9 This is part 9 of the \"side quest\" for \"Disappearing Hogwarts\". An unofficial alternate timeline based on HeadQM´s highly praised quest, Disappearing Hogwarts. Reading the original story is not exactly necessary but heavily encouraged since this quest will contain references to it. Created mostly as a place to wait while HeadQM was away for a while but slowly evolved into his own thing. Quick recap so far: Recently graduated Ravenclaw student is hired at Hogwarts as the new Caretaker. Merlin somehow ended up inside your head. Harry Potter´s daughter died, letting Salazar Slythering (previously stuck inside her head) free to continue his quest to control The Beast, an all powerful ancient creature accidentally created by Merlin. You obtained a piece of The Beast Salazar has now escaped his child body prison. The Beast is now trying to escape under any circumstance Both you and Salazar are going through Merlin's trials in order to reach the most powerful source of magic available Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you could please roll, that would help a lot, thanks"}
+{"text":"Rolled 27, 79 + 15 = 121 (2d100 + 15) Stand your ground and fight."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 (1d100) Highest 1st roll: 67+15=82 Highest 2nd roll: 79 well, looks like you managed to beat the 2nd roll, lets see if you can beat the 1st one, good luck"}
+{"text":"almost a critical fail holy shit, you guys just keep winning somehow..."}
+{"text":"i thought we were going to lose hard on that one before HeadQM showed up lmao"}
+{"text":"It was eerily quiet and dark in the hallways of the facility, the usual noise of people wandering about and announcements being made no longer filling the halls. Jabal awoke in this eerie silence, feeling cold all over his body. He slowly opened his eyes, groaning as he pushed himself up from the metal floor he found himself on. The last thing he recalled, he was running away from Titania's chamber after finding that Titania was not there. He had hoped to get to his and Catherine's office, but something must have happened which caused a massive blast which knocked him unconscious. After getting to his knees, he felt quite some pain throughout his body, finding rubble and shards of glass having scattered around him, as he saw that he had plenty of cuts and minor injuries. He looked around, before noticing Catherine on the floor a short distance behind him. \"Catherine...\" Jabal gasped in horror, before rushing over to her. He felt quite some sharp pain throughout his legs and chest, yet he ignored them to get to his wife. He started to breathe heavily as he carefully flipped Catherine around, noticing she was quite bloodied and injured as well. \"No no no no... No, don't... don't let this happen... No...\" He mumbled in terror, ripping apart her labcoat and soon looking over her body for injuries. Most of the cuts and scrapes were minor, but he was extremely concerned by the fact she wasn't waking up for god knows what reason. He'd look in his pockets for anything he had on him which could help, before looking around for any kind of supply closet or small medical room. Though, it seemed there was not much of anything around him right now. Fortunately, as he panicked, he heard a soft groan from Catherine. He started to smile as Catherine opened her eyes and looked right at him. \"J... Jabal?\" She said quietly, Jabal nodding and letting out some tears. \"Y-Yes, my love... Are you hurt?\" He still was quite concerned, clearly fearing her being seriously injured. Catherine smiled reassuringly. \"A little bit... But, I'm fine...\" Jabal would carefully lift Catherine up before tightly hugging her. \"Thank god... thank god...\" Jabal mumbled softly, Catherine hugging him back softly. \"Are... are you okay? You look pretty roughed up as well. What... what even happened?\" Catherine mumbled, the two continuing to hug. \"I'm fine. I just... stumbled a little bit.\" Jabal quietly responded, Catherine letting out an almost silent scoff. \"Heh... So, what actually happened? I remember... running to our office, and then there was a loud bang and...\" Catherine went silent, clearly not remembering much else. Jabal finally let go of their hug, looking around a bit and slowly getting up. \"Hngh, I'm not sure what happened either.\" Looking around, Jabal would feel a gentle breeze coming from the direction leading to Titania's chamber, making him take a step back. \"I think... that things have gone terribly, terribly wrong.\""}
+{"text":"Duh, I'm being the rarted one now. Yes, that's the takeaway I took and while it doesn't say she was part of his harem, it's largely an excuse to bring up the topic with her really."}
+{"text":"I was told you guys were bad Who told her that? they weren't able to lift me Smaller than a toddler, but too heavy for a group of athletic men to lift? How much does she weigh? How dense is she? Was it ever measured? Gonna assume those wings on her back are just for show. Whilst Sibilia may be made of metal, there was no way she actually is THIS dense. Clearly, this had to be an act or of some kind to trick you. So, tell her to stop playing the fool and answer honestly. I could see her being mixed up like this for a bit, but after this long? After a death squad encounter where they tried to kill her and she could observe their reactions and hear what they said? She clearly understands language, she's trying to play us. Ask the above questions before we confront her though. As noted in  her file didn't mention rock bottom intellect. She might be so prideful that she believes this act is good enough to fool us. Maybe if she insists on playing dumb take out the plasma railgun, tell her it's a really powerful massager and to hold still."}
+{"text":"Why do we keep finding the special ed cases? I thought lobotomies were out of fashion but I guess Elbrus pulled a Roraima before everything went to shit or she's just completely delusional and constantly telling herself everything is fine when it's really not. Supporting. May as well make it easy for us. She was listed as easily manipulated as another anon beat me to the punch on, but this is an okay point. It could also just be she got hit by heavy weaponry once and realized it wasn't good for her. As for finding the blood, she could have just been told by someone and blundered her way here. In fact, I think it adds credence to her being less than an A+ student because she's here now weeks after when the blood should start going bad, refrigerated or not. If she was smart she'd have been here earlier. This is also assuming she intended to end up here given she was listed as nearby this place already anyway. For all we know she got here by luck. Lastly, her file had an addendum and was stated as having been old, worn down, and buried under tons of files. So we have no clue how long she's been stuck in solitary. Though, given she was locked away, when did Lono last talk to her? How long has it been? Was she let out at some point after god knows how long? Supporting the questions here but not the confrontation. Even if I'm wrong and she doesn't make Reika look like Einstein by comparison I think it's a futile effort if she really is that dumb and a futile effort if it's all an act because she'd stop on her own by this point if it was one I think. I'd be worried about some sort of new Elbrus ability to screw us if it wasn't for the fact her height was described to be just about where she is now which implies she really was locked up with the key thrown away. As funny as it would be to threaten her with a rail gun I don't think that's a wise idea. I don't think the other subjects with us would approve. It also depends on what the soldiers around her did. If they never outright said they were trying to kill her and she just came to her own conclusions as to what they were there for, they could have just rolled with it. Providing anyone other than the group she ran from actually talked to her in any meaningful way other than gurgles from dying to what I assume is Grise... Or just getting both the mind and literal meaning of fucked. Plus, it could just be delusion or mental degradation induced by extensive time in solitary confinement, which is a warcrime past 15 days, and knowing Elbrus and the knowledge the file on her is old, I think it's safe to say that it's been a bit longer than that."}
+{"text":"Bro just read her dialogue. She's way too eloquent to be as low IQ as she's pretending to be. For god's sake, she literally calls us a death squad instead of a massage squad or whatever she's pretending to think of us as. If they never outright said they were trying to kill her and she just came to her own conclusions as to what they were there for, they could have just rolled with it. Providing anyone other than the group she ran from actually talked to her in any meaningful way other than gurgles from dying to what I assume is Grise ??? She mentioned she was surrounded by a squad who unloaded all their weapons on her for \"a while\", then tried and failed to carry her away, then half left to presumably get their own plasma railgun, then one of the ones that remained to watch her was mean so she bounced. That's an extended period of interaction with no Grise in sight. Sure, it's possible they were carefully watching their words the whole time, and they're one of the rare death squads who try to kill subjects immediately and also don't make some variation of \"I'm gonna torture you to death!\" the first 1-5 things they say, and that she just so happened to have a mental break in solitary that had a curiously specific intelligence lowering effect. Could you really say it's more likely than her faking it?"}
+{"text":"You laid on the cold floor, eyes heavy and limbs numb. On your left, the sun had begun to set… Probably the last one you’ll witness. Second by second, life slowly drained from your body. You weren’t a hero or a savior, but you’d like to think you gave more good to the world than evil. With that final thought, you closed your eyes one last time. “O brave soul…” Or not. You stood on a clear floor that reflected you, in an empty space that stretched as far as you could see. The clouds were no longer grey, but fluffy and white in a sea of blue sky. A woman stood, no, an angel… “I beseech you to save my people. I am Lumina, the goddess of my people. What should have been your eternal rest, I have taken your soul in order to save my world.” Her wings fluttered as the golden light around her head glowed. Everything passed by so fast it was difficult to catch up. You didn’ t think of yourself as a hero either. You were a survivor. [Choose character] Character 1 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Travel to the adventurer's guild"}
+{"text":"Sorry guys no update today"}
+{"text":"no worries"}
+{"text":"While you weren’t an adventurer, you were informed by Starr that they’d allow you to join their guild. Hero or not, rules applied to everyone. So, your journey began. The king gave you essential supplies along with an allowance. You prepared your departure with Starr at an empty stable far from the main castle where few people visited. “No heroic sendoff?” Starr said. You shrugged. “It sounds nice but I’d be telling the enemy I’m moving. Besides, I have a den-den to communicate if something happens.” You pocketed the intricately carved blue and pink crystal. Starr nodded. “A wise choice. I must say you’re not the kind of hero I expected.” “You expected a shining youth with a bold red cape?” Starr chuckled. You opted for a simple medium armor: A chainmail, above that an armor called lamellar, conical helmet with aventail, and a medium shield. Back on earth, you wore light kevlar and thick layers for optimum defense and mobility. You’ve seen too many people layering themselves to protect against bites that they forgot they needed to run faster than the monsters. You tested the joints of your armor and moved around. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A musket axe I'm no weapons expert, is this a gun with an axe head attached? Rather just have a normal musket."}
+{"text":"“Plural gifts are hardly unheard of, though it’s more common that a single bloodline might have several potencies. But several children in the same family would be quite remarkable.” You put the book down as you let the thought roll around in your head. “And you’re *quite* certain they’re direwolves?” “I said so, right? Plain as day to a druid.” “That means that there are, in fact, monsters here in the North, where there apparently haven’t been in living memory.” Eva’s contented eyes snap open. “That’s- oh.” “Nor has anyone in this part of the world seen or even heard of spellcraft or other talents for centuries at least.” “Uh…” Eva sits up, chewing her lip. “That’s… not good, is it.” “Neither good nor bad, yet. But we’ll want to keep a very close eye on things over the next few weeks.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“More than now. I’ve even heard respected generals in Corellia say that martial training hardly matters against shot and shell - which is true, right up until you have to fight someone strong enough to ignore them, and your whole formation crumbles like paper. I’m sure you’ve faced that before.” “… On occasion, I’ll admit.” “It’s worse here. The old man, what’s his name? Rodricus?” “Ser Rodrick Cassel,” you supply. “Well, Cassel is the only warrior of the fourth form in the castle. I don’t think anyone else even breaks third.” That surprises even you. Warrior forms are roughly equivalent in an abstract sense to a caster’s ranks, so fifth-form is the equivalent of a caster of the third sphere. Except that anyone with arms can wield a blade or spear or bow, and practice with them until their arms break; any professional infantrymen would have to at least reach the third form, and most major armies of the world had a core of fifth-form fighters to draw on and could reliably identify talent in recruits. Guardsmen of a high noble would not have army discipline, but their skill at arms should at least be comparable. But the captain of the garrison didn’t break fourth? And without casters or even proper talents, they relied wholly on force of arms… “It’s not like they’re fighting many monsters here,” Lukas says. “I’m not surprised.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Potential tasks to consider: 1) Learning Westerosi (investing as many spells as possible into Tongues and Comprehend languages will enable basic conversationality for the whole party by the time King Robert arrives, freeing up many spells later) 2) Jumping into experimentation on the nature of this plane, and the construction of a field laboratory using whatever’s on hand 3) Working on building a trade network to acquire reagents, parts, and a proper laboratory but delaying experiments until it’s finished 4) Investing all your spare power into creating a proper wizard’s tower (using contingencies and bound summons, traps, Explosive Runes, anti-scrying defences, et c.) 5) Jumping into trying to scry on known Nightrunners - they could be here and up to something 6) Analysing local supernatural phenomena like the spells under Winterfell 7) Physically exploring the North beyond Winterfell 8) Write-in tasks. You will do most of these things a little bit, but can reasonably prioritise no more than two. (Write-ins can be more numerous if they're minor specific tasks rather than larger projects.)"}
+{"text":"1) Learning Westerosi (investing as many spells as possible into Tongues and Comprehend languages will enable basic conversationality for the whole party by the time King Robert arrives, freeing up many spells later) 6) Analysing local supernatural phenomena like the spells under Winterfell"}
+{"text":"Well, not a lot of movement, so 1 and 6 it is. Writing."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking. Some wisdom and guidance from one one-eyed man to another"}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking. I don't want to incriminate our sensei here any more than our crush, though I bet he'd be willing. A man doesn't get injured this much because he bows out of battles."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"you play as Argia Candente, the silver-haired Hand of Ansàrra. After proving your worth in your darkest hour, your Goddess has blessed you with many gifts. But the door to the Night opens, and the final hour looms… # # # # # # Welcome to the eight thread of Argia Candente’s thrilling adventures! Our scatterbrained, silver-haired (sporting a newly-found F-cup, by Ansàrra’s grace) Holy Knight (fully-fledged now!) with a penchant for daydreaming and less plagued by self-doubt after Ansàrra’s own blessings, on a quest to save the world from the resurgent Seven Sisters and their demonic rule.. For tomorrow dawns in darkness, and you may have to bear the light of Her sun upon your very shoulders… So, without further ado, let’s take a look at where we come from. And then let’s decide together where we are going."}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it? We did see Rosandra proselytizing to the Throneland's villagers after healing them two threads ago, Rosandra must have some experience in dealing with heathens's countless fears and doubts over Ansàrra's intentions by using more than just the threat of overwhelming violence. Your skill with your sword has greatly increased! You gain +2 for passing Rosandra’s challenge, and a further +1 for doing so with a flair (total: +3, see updated character sheet) Sweet, even sweeter to see that number in the character sheet qm (and all it took was Argia dying countless times until she memorized Rosandra's moveset like a true Bloodborne player), makes me tempted to train again just to see if Argia can get a bigger drop of blood from Rosandra, but frens come first"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"Has she ever faced one of the Seven? Any specific suggestions? Besides what you already know… Rosandra is terrifying and especially eager to torture apostates. I really don't think she's the one to ask about Willow's immortal soul, or prospects of living to again see the Sunbirther's mercy and set foot on Her Holy Land's soft soil. She'll just be like \"lol, no, stick her on a spike and parade her around as a warning to those who haven't strayed already.\""}
+{"text":"A soft quiet hangs over the forest as you run through the underbrush. Compared to the lobby, it felt like a heavy blanket was draped over the arena and muffled everything outside. You do your best to not break the silence with your movement as you hurry through the forest. Spawns in an arena match are static but there were a few different locations where one could be spawned in. The limited amount of spawn points meant that anyone could narrow down the location of their opponent by heading over to them and seeing if they were there. That was, of course, assuming that their opponent hadn't moved in the interim. With how defenseless you were right now, you were sure that one or two direct hits from a simple spell would be disastrous. Not to mention her aim was far better than any newbie you ever saw. It would be best not to underestimate her, especially now that she had practice. You slide behind a fallen log and go prone. You strain your ears for any sound of your opponent but the silence persists. You needed to formulate a strategy. The set up of your fight was quite simple, each of you had 3 healing potions and 3 mana potions. Not too egregious but enough to give each other a pick me up in case of a bad hit. You're not sure how well you'd be able to utilize the mana potions at the moment but the healing potions could come in handy in a pinch. You also had your ability to cheat death once per real world day. It was an ability that Serena didn't know about and you weren't really sure you wanted to use for a simple spar. Lifting up your coat, you make sure that your canister of fuel on your hip was locked in and ready to use. A quick adjustment of the wrist and the nozzle for your igniter, a miniaturized flamethrower, pops up and ready to use. You only had about 5 shots with a single can unless you decided to empty it completely for a large wall of fire. Finally, you reach down and pop off the small buckle on your belt. You flick the small lid off of the fake lighter and see the tiny grapple hook pop out, ready to fire and zip you towards your target or pull something towards you if it was light enough. These were just two of the gadgets you had built in what you hoped would be a small arsenal of tricks you could use. Even so, you weren't sure how well they could carry you now that you were playing a class without features."}
+{"text":"Fight Serena in close quarters but pull your punches. Teach her how to use her staff as a weapon not just a magic focus. Show her how to block and defend with it."}
+{"text":"Fight Serena in close quarters but pull your punches. Teach her how to use her staff as a weapon not just a magic focus. Show her how to block and defend with it."}
+{"text":"Fight in close quarters."}
+{"text":"Use your igniter and blast her with fire. Hammer in the point that a class someone plays doesn't fully dictate what they can do. expect the unexpected"}
+{"text":"Use your igniter and blast her with fire. Hammer in the point that a class someone plays doesn't fully dictate what they can do."}
+{"text":"\"To Truth and Justice!\" The toast, accompanied by sound of glass striking against glass, has been echoed by a diverse array of voices. You were not paying much mind to your own, but you've gotten quite appreciative of those of your crew: The calm barytone of Tufferson Kris, your krogan friend and colleague. The enthusiastic lilt veiled by synthetic buzz of envirosuit electronics belonging to Lea'Fari, a quarian pilgrim. Deceptively natural voice that Eve, your synthetic comrade, had chosen as her default one. And then there was a chorus of voices that you were only recently beginning to familiarize yourself with: those of the O'Riley family and their closest friends, with whom you were currently sharing a celebration in a homely little tavern at the edge of the freshly cleared green zone of the gradually reconstructed city of Klondike. \"...and to memory of those, whose souls may now rest free.\" One of those voices, an older, more subdued, continued, sobering the mood of the gathering somewhat as the cheer gave way to a moment of reverent silence. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eve recounts her encounter with Jill, as well as her ingress into Johnson's suite. \"And they simply let you through?\" You raise your eyebrow. Eve responds by adopting a pose you haven't seen her take and give you an intense look with naturally coloured eyes that sends shivers down your spine. \"I can be very persuasive.\" She says with a smirk. Lea blinks. You close your mouth. \"I believe you. Alright, what happened next? Wait, that was around that time when Robert and I were picketing in front of the compound, right?\" \"That's correct. Your disturbance gave me enough of a window of opportunity to be able to investigate the suite and secure the evidence.\" \"The primary objective.\" You nodded. \"Along with...\" You bring up your own omnitool with the brief report Eve had sent you and as you scan the list of various clues she came across, one in particular clicks into place. That was the one that was nagging you from the back of your mind. \"Cerberus.\" You mouth the word without vocalizing. Eve picks up regardless. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I went and stopped by the camp again and ran another scan on the leftover gear. All top of the shelf stuff, not something a camper would leave behind, and not quite easy to source. That speaks to me of a very particular organization.\" Kris leans in. \"I've seen some of the similar stuff around Shroud facility, back in the day.\" Shroud. The terraforming spire that used to mitigate Krogan homeworld's war-ravaged environment. An artificial miracle with very mixed history of charity, atrocity and salvation. \"You can't mean...\" \"Obviously I don't have solid proof. But I think we've come across an STG operation.\" \"Would Salarians really get that involved with human politics? Or were they after Cerberus?\" Lea asks incredulously. \"It's not just human politics, the elections that are taking place will in one way or another shape policy of entire galactic community, given how concentrated it is right now.\" Eve predicts. \"However, the other option is also possible. Didn't miss Libella mention collaboration with STG in her mission at some point?\" \"Yes… I think so.\" You nod slowly, jogging your memory. \"Perhaps we can mention it to her.\" \"Perhaps they were the third party that may have interfered with the dead drop you found mentioned.\" You venture a guess as your focus slides back towards Eve's infiltration mission. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Well, this was hardly the time to bother with such trivialities. Which begged the question - what was this the time for? This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that. This was a good time to turn in and get some solid rest before embarking on Hackett's mission. Who knows what awaits you up there, and when would be the next chance to rest? This was a good time to spend some time with your friends. Relax and enjoy the ambience. It will be back into action tomorrow. (topics to chat about encouraged as write-ins) other (write-in) Thank you, friends. Worry not, I don't believe in curses."}
+{"text":"This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that. You may not believe but it has claimed many a QM."}
+{"text":"This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that."}
+{"text":"Turning both towards the arriving Mu La Flaga, Allan scoffs at the Ace as Kira gives a curt nod. \"I appreciate you helping out with Maintenance with Chief Mechanic Murdoch out of Comission, Kid.\" Kira could only wince once again at the Mechanic he could only barely save back at Heliopolis, currently in a sedated recovery state after profound oxygen deprivation damages \"But you should know command gave YOU the machine, Not Allan.\" For their part the former test pilot just groaned as Mu reminded him of the reality of feeling powerless against the ZAFT assault \"Don't you feel like a bastard sending him off to fight the battles we should be having?\" Kira remained quiet as the Ace vouched for them... Obly for Mu to nod \"Says you, My Zero's operational and from the sounds you've been making while I've been doing hands-on maintenance. You can't pilot the Strike as anything other than a coffin\" Allam scoffed once again, deciding to take their leave from the hangar bay as Kira tried their hardest to resolve the Software issues the pilot assist has. His mind still clouded with guilt as he looks over their shoulder, mechanics bay overburderned as Captain Ramius oversaw upon them wearing the jumpsuit they had donned upon Heliopolis. \"I understand the apprehension, the situation's far from Peachy. But consider this, Kid.\" Mu motioned as he laid a hand over the young man's shoulder \"You're the only person who can pilot the Strike, and for now, You and I are the only ones who can defend the Archangel for however long it'll take us to reach Artemis. Maybe it's not what you'd like... But it is what only you can do\" Mu patted them before shuffling off from the Hangar bay as he made their way to the bridge, Leaving Kira once again with his thoughts. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your strategy meeting with the Le Creuset Squad over the FLUGG's role goes... Strangely aggresively. \"Yeah, I agree with Dearka, If you're carrying that firepower, why don't you just fire it at the damn legged ship and get it all over with?\" Yzak accented away into the main counterargument for the plan. \"Are you sure you're going to be safe? One stray beam shot from either us or the Strike and it could all backfire terribly.\" Nicol argued away for the inherent danger that strapping the set of rockets over-exposed from the hull could be. \"I'll take my chances, the Pilot probably still has the colony falling apart fresh on their memory, I'm sure he'll prioritize me once I give chase\" Noticing a nervous fidget from Athrun, you stare at him as he seems to realize. Steeling his gaze yet noticeably looking strained as you decide giving it no mind. \"But really? Are we just getting the Strike out and capturing it? Rusty's blood is on it! He could have-\" Dearka commented, one final objection suddenly getting to Athrun's nerve as he glared at the dark-skinned ace. \"You shut the hell up about what Rusty'd done! We're capturing the Strike and it's final!\" Athrun decided to prance out, Dearka caught offguard by the outburst as Yzak just pulled by their shoulder, deciding to prepare both the Duel and Buster for the operation... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Confront Mayano and ask about their connection to Siegel Clyne. One does not simply just drop a summons like that"}
+{"text":"Confront Athrun about the Strike... Particularly, what did he mean by \"Kira Yamato\"?"}
+{"text":"On the outskirts of a town which its settlers call Chiffchaff, but which its occupiers call Al-Duarah, there lay scattered bodies on the dry, red ground. Some are beasts and some are men, or at least look like Man. Broken, bent, frozen and burnt. Some are drained of life, left ashen husks; others have had their life bleed out of them onto the settlement’s streets. Looming over them are slate-grey walls, their gates self-sealing, and atop those walls watch impassive black masks, with eyes that see on behalf of their master: Abdul Saniʿ al-Duruʿ, Abdul Murawwiḍ al-Wuḥūsh, Abdul Alhazred the Reptilian Infiltrator. The scaly, slit-pupilled swarthy Southron son-of-a-skink who killed your best feathered friend-for-life and your shapeshifting hundun friend-with-benefits. You are Zith-Zi, Boss Bitch of the Monstrous Regiment adventuring company, and an ex-goblin ‘nilbog’ made pretty by magic… …while You have gone by a few variations on the name CZ but have most recently settled on reclaiming your ill-gotten family legacy as Carazzi Yosef: one-time demigoblin cambion, and now a transcended Pure and Empty Vessel at long last. You came to the Southlands, across the Shieldwall mountain which separates it from the north-western lands of the Paladin Queen of Hawksong. You did so not to participate in their silly civilizational clash—what various shades of humans get up to with gnolls and secret subterranean lizard-men is none of your business. You came here to save your estranged boyfriend, fellow adventurer James Efron, from captivity in a Chiffchaff dungeon... …but in the process of procuring him, you punched through the army of enslaved hyena-men to their demon-wielding human-reptilian centre: Alhazred, the devious demonist and dark wizard who bested you in combat, costing you the lives of others whom you cared for. (To say nothing of Nicolette Testa, fashion-forward illusionist-enchanter who joined your quest and lost a body via bullet-blasted brain, only to be pieced back together with an emergency effort of esoteric expertise!) (Or Denise Lilla, the cleric you liberated, who suffered a similar fate in circumstances which precluded such a happy ending for her.) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know"}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know I'm surprised that a failed roll also gets the same result as him being confirmed as unfaithful"}
+{"text":"1 post anons pls backlink as well"}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know"}
+{"text":"I’m that tapped out oldfag from last thread, this is my first time posting in this one as this vote peaked my interest, since I’d rather not have ZZ’s relationship forever plagued by her main hangup with Effron since this quest began. , if you think it’s relevant. Been around since Izzy, so I do understand where this is coming from. Also, as an aside, the new Captcha system sucks balls."}
+{"text":"Long have you wanted to be reincarnated into another world, obtaining some cheat skill and getting a harem of beautiful women to pamper and get pampered by you. After getting hit by a truck you got all that you wished for and more! Sort of. Well, after you discovered how good intimacy felt, mostly thanks to a certain goddess you brought down with you from heaven, you couldn't help but want more of it! So you've decided to make the best life you could have in this cliched, steampunk world you now call your home... Your name is John Doe, and you're just about ready to get married to a literal Goddess."}
+{"text":"Welcome back, NotIseQM \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). I dont really see I reason to actively try turn Aila. Shame about that wedding cake and that it was destroyed. But how unlucky they were are sure their recall potion worked correctly"}
+{"text":"Welcome back. I think that's the first time I've seen an update get cut off by falling off the board. Fair reaction to having your wedding crashed by strangers infiltrating your food. We'll have to track them down next time we're in Centris. \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). There's no reason to keep Aila out of the loop and, as sheltered as she might be, she's sharp enough to catch on herself eventually. While I have no doubt she'd also like to be firmly led by us and share in the joy of bearing children, I'd rather be gentle and keep her away from Herta's other habits as the cute elf we know."}
+{"text":"Welcome back QM Your lover and best friend, though the latter made you feel a little sad for a reason you couldn't quite understand. Herta is Johns first friend \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). Herta and Gerty have that archetype on lock we don’t really need more."}
+{"text":"and best friend, though the latter made you feel a little sad for a reason you couldn't quite understand. Maybe it's guilt for having forced their bond at the start"}
+{"text":"You are L2S Trollslayer Fiona Jarnafeldt, and you have taken a trip across the seedy underbelly of Helsinki. What you saw down there couldn't be more different than the city up here. Humans and aberrations living together. The ruins of the old city, hidden by the construction of the stormdrains and the new city above, dinky and rustic but far more human than this sterile white alloy jungle. Children, running around. You don't see many children in Helsinki at all. So few people even have the right to have one, you haven't a clue where a school is in Helsinki, but the undercity has so many. You weren't in your right mind for most of your adventure, having pulled an extreme measure of consuming an entire package of pervitin to avoid a highly dangerous target and seek a new exit. Of course, you lost focus and consciousness, losing control and wandering confused trying to stay undercover and getting into fights. The drugs and the fighting took a physical and mental toll on you, but you're alive. You had to take a week long break to properly recover, consuming nothing but liquid food for the past few days. Now you have to get ready for the giant mutant man-eating birds that are taxonomically called the Swans of White Death that are migrating from the north. But you're not thinking about the giant man eating swans or how your drugs made you think your sword was talking to you right now. Your eyes are wide open staring at this eight foot tall nipponese lady that might just be an aberration."}
+{"text":"Percival's tone lightens up, having fond words to speak on the subject. \"About six years ago now, Kiikoinen fought one as an L2 agent. His own superior had gotten ambushed and had his weapons stolen by a teenager in a wolf pelt. The L3 could not provide an accurate description of the battle from his own eyes; he was wounded and being dragged by the ankles by beings his junior did not have the insight to see. All he could confirm was that wolven luonto had beset them both at the time of the ambush. From Kiikoinen's perspective, there was only their human ambusher and, I quote, an onset of dread so thick that that stepping close like wading through water. The stolen volt machete in their hands was the only threat he saw. He made short work of their leashmaster.\" Painting a vivid image of the scene, Blythe leans back with a chuckle. \"It's strange, isn't it? For raising our heads up to see what many remain unaware of, we but expose ourselves to more threats. But who knows? Perhaps this wisdom will help the Finns in our group. Time will tell.\" The idea of Lalli ever being a rookie is weird to you. At the same time, having seen how he \"interacts\" with luonto first-hand, you can see that encounter happening exactly as it did. You would be surprised that this encounter was documented, but given Percival has brought up Lalli's luonto as special before, it makes sense that they would be keeping eyes and ears on his exploits. The topic of the sword might be something you should not bring up at all. He's already said he was not told much about the findings of the expedition to the north, so you shouldn't leak anything. Besides that, much of what you experienced comes from a state of drug-fueled delirium, but moreover, if anything you heard was at all accurate, it's definitely something he's not allowed to hear. Where did the spirit in the sword say he was from? A city called Lilac Neen? No, no. That wasn't quite it, but it sounded something gaelic. Your memory is too foggy for a clear recollection. This isn't your sword to disclose the details from, and you aren't interested in finding out which ancient mogul or politician is imprisoned in Blythe's gun enough to trade sensitive information, so you have to call it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The trip to the penthouse where the Chicago Red Dogs' have been staying was quick and easy. The worker at the front desk was made to expect you from the sound of it, and the air was thick with cigar smoke even from the far side of the door. Not long after a humble knocking from shivering hands did the girl of the Red Dogs open the door and let you in. The greeting wanted to be warm, but there was an awkward stink in the air. Judge Damian was at the dinner table smoking a cigar. He was very visibly not pleased, but you can't imagine he's mad at you. The drone is walking around the apartment as the engineer remotely pilots it and trains its actions with his own. Captain Mikey Riley is lounging on the couch, eyeing you up as you came in. \"Hey,\" the American man says in a loud but concerned tone. \"You doin' alright?\" \"I am good enough to walk. Thanks for asking, sir,\" You weakly respond. \"Did you all get the report?\" \"Yes,\" Beth says, about to take your coat but your shuddering shoulders persuade her to let you keep it. She does a double take as she realizes whose coat that is. \"We're, uh, sorry that happened.\" You have some words they oughta hear. Ask them how the hell they let Durant slip his leash long enough to run a gunsmithing enterprise in the undercity. You thought that was what he was made a slave to avoid. Goad them into joining the swan hunt, even without the big red dog. Tell them about the banquet and learn if they were invited; there's good food and all. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Politely prod about the announcement Katriina will be making. They've been in cahoots with her for a bit, and you are involved in Undercroft projects... Return the gun. You have no use for it. Keeping the jacket though"}
+{"text":"Ask them how the hell they let Durant slip his leash long enough to run a gunsmithing enterprise in the undercity. You thought that was what he was made a slave to avoid. I want this option BADLY Return the gun. You have no use for it. But as  said, we keep the jacket. It's Fiona's spoils by blood and she keeps it"}
+{"text":"Tell them about the banquet and learn if they were invited; there's good food and all. Politely prod about the announcement Katriina will be making. They've been in cahoots with her for a bit, and you are involved in Undercroft projects... I also agree with  inntemrs of: Return the gun, keep the jacket"}
+{"text":"too many Clanker sympathizers in this thread"}
+{"text":"Clanker That is their word, you can use Clanka if you must."}
+{"text":"Doesn't seem like I even need to vote but Gunner ‘Nines’ EK-939//79 Our hunk o' junk may only barely clear the threshold for sapience but that's what gives him character. This be me. Just now realized that 2 out of 3 of my votes have been for the most robotic option possible."}
+{"text":"Excuse you. Find another verification post to hijack."}
+{"text":"trying to steal a verification is a scum move, even for a 1pbtid voting for the Bot I'm not surprised."}
+{"text":"One day at a time.... That's what the social worker assigned to you keeps repeating. It is to help with the 'rehabilitation' process or some such bullshit. They shoved you into a group home, tell you to study hard to finish your education and force you to socialize with girls your age. That woman has to know it's useless. You are going to age out of the system and get tossed within the year. What is the point? Everything has no meaning, no duty, no chivalry... This is all the fault of the Pretty Star Warrior bitches and those Arkadian Kingdom bastards! Those supernatural assholes destroyed the Sumi gang with their war over humanity and magic. It's hard to know which one did more damage. Was it the Arkadian Kingdom taking over and tainting every gangsters' heart crystal? Or was it the Pretty Star Warriors handing over all the dirty secrets of the gang to the cops after purifying everyone? Every allied yakuza in the Greater Tokyo association was furious. They issued the zetsuenjo permanent expulsion, a literal death warrant for the Sumi gang. The godfather had to willingly offer up his life and disband the gang to let his underlings off the hook. You remember digging his grave on that remote mountain. You remember the coldness of the soil, how hard it was to dig with the shovel. Hands bled and blood trickled down the handle, but you didn't stop. The grave had to be deep; it had to be proper for a righteous man. \"Azami...\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Intimidate the guy into leaving, you have the calm aura of a gangster and some old Sumi Brotherly Association business cards in your pocket... (Threatening Aura, Deception)"}
+{"text":"Kick the guy in the balls repeatedly until he falls unconscious or runs away. Violence works wonders and you've trained for it... (Self-Defense Training, Fighting Fit) Gorilla anesan. If you can't beat some retard, the supernatural stuff is out of your reach."}
+{"text":"Act all friendly like, and wrap your arm over the guy's shoulder. That way you can 'guide' him away and then kindly tell him to fuck off... (Beneath Suspicion, One Hiragana Character Difference)"}
+{"text":"seems we're going for threatening aura and deception"}
+{"text":"Does ane-san's toughness also extend to her endurance? Tarn! Tarn! Tarn!"}
+{"text":"The chase is on! There is much shouting and excitement, then the riders come a wall? A wall? Only at Mount Ao have the Kikka seen something so sturdy and high, and flat, and such a thing was made by the hand of a god. But this bears the mark of mortal hands, rough and imperfect, yet living. A kikka sets a hand on it, and the wall shudders and impales it with a spike that emerges. He howls in pain, staggering back, but hundreds of glittering lizard eyes stare at the wall in wonder. A stabbing wall!? It's poked, it's prodded, wildlife is forced into service and impaled. A stabbing wall! Rabble Riders [Communicate] \"Can you tell us about your wall!?\" They shout, hoping someone will hear. \"It is a good wall! Very stabby!\""}
+{"text":"Share Rope with Mount Ao Pagoda"}
+{"text":"Last turn The Shennong built walls on (10,25) This turn The Shennong moves to and builds a wall on (11,25) [UI] Profound Masters build a road into (8,14) as well as walls around it, prioritizing the east side [UI] Trade Diamond Fist to Thornshade/Tsss [MI] Zaraave moves to (3,27) Huang carries Zaraave to (3,26) Huang harvests Zaraave [MI] Huang feeds Zaraave the extracted pill to grant it the ability to breathe and hydrate on land Huang drops Zaraave in the dew pools Huang moves to (5,25) Pholipoly should already be at Mount Ao Convert mana to DI [MI] Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“The kikka have never bothered my mortals. I imagine they fear the consequences of making war with their neighbors. Still, trade would be a great boon for both our people. My spawn fear the water but I believe I could persuade some to build on a nearby island and learn to sail. If you prefer trade over land and have a settlement on the mainland I’m sure a road can be built but that will likely take much longer.\""}
+{"text":"MA+DI: Oltar Omnitools (Collection and metalworking double tech) Assimilating Oltar metal allows deposits oltar to be absorbed into the bodies of the Sauria, allowing omnitools to be spontaneously generated with Oltar bladed edges, conductive properties, firm Oltar hammerheads or pick-heads. With such an advantage, quickly do the Sauria manage to pick up how to mine and work oltar in conventional ways, lighting forges, refining pure oltar into bars and developing their mastery of their new abilities, as the influence of their deity allows them develop at a rapid pace MA+Mana: Cybercults (General) The prophet Ͼ-Sektek grows a mighty following of Sauria who obsessively follow his teachings, recording his sermons in great libraries, studying endlessly in their great stone halls and tinkering with the nano-machines and oltar scraps they can gather. He finds himself at the centre of a cult that worships the great machine, eyes partially opened to the truth, but only aware to a certain extent lest reality blind them. At least these tinkerers may do something of use, as on occasion they produce technological marvels that may delight all who witness them. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"On a faraway world, humanity is thriving. Across the surface of this planet, thousands of tribes have been born and most of them have fallen to the wayside in their quest to become something greater – true civilisations. Only the worthy have evolved beyond a tribal state and now they are ready, to leave their mark on the world for evermore. We are following one such civilisation, who call themselves the Croglatovic – the People of the Great Lake, in their own tongue. They belong to the Scavic, a race of people with soft faces, fair hair and blue-grey skin. Like the rest of their kind, they inhabit the Grascan, a vast oceanic forest filled with dangerous beasts and towering trees. The Croglatovic have dominated the shore of the Croglatol and the banks of the Choslitol, a great lake and the river that flows from it into the sea. Here, the forest is thin and civilisation is allowed to flourish without fear of predation. Though most of the Croglatovic still enjoy a rural lifestyle of rearing swine and tending to hives of honey bees, the city of Ancron has become increasingly important to the chiefdom. Hundreds of men and women now work as artisans, copyists and couriers. Instead of growing or butchering their own food, they pay for it with toroc, the shell money that serves as the civilisation's currency. Urbanity is taking hold. Yet the chiefdom still clings to its faith. The Croglatovic have devoted themselves to An, the Allmother and the source of the divine energy that flows through all living things – Drocrom. Though the sisterhood of priestesses known as the drobrac oversee the worship of Allmother, the chiefdom has other gods. Il, the Great Father, the first son and first lover of An, serves as her masculine counterpart, while the Four Winds govern the natural world. The most notable servants of Il are the Brulicruvic, the Truthguard, the warrior caste of the Croglatovic. Armed with spears and dressed in shining scales, they defend the Croglatol from Grovic thieves and foreign raiders. As the chiefdom comes to rely on bronze rather than copper, these soldiers will have to adapt and embrace new technology. Will they find success in this new age, or will they fail the civilisation that they serve? The warriors aren't the only ones who shall be challenged by the shifting status quo. The wily merchants of the Croglatovic might have more avenues for exploitation than ever before, yet they also have to deal with more competition. The Glalividul and Anidan, the chieftain and saint who rule over the chiefdom, may struggle to manage the increasingly clever Glavic, the council of headsmen and patriarchs who serve them. Great change awaits this civilisation."}
+{"text":"Demand more territory. They are on the backfoot, and our new warchief is too bloodthirsty to be content with the coasts alone."}
+{"text":"The messengers are to return to Blutuskan with the demands of the Croglatovic – the chiefdom requires more territory than the remainder of the river and a narrow stretch of coastland. Everything south of their hidden city should belong to the chosen children of An and Il. Though the Windborn bristle at this suggestion, they allow themselves to be escorted away from the House of Truth and back to the boat that brought them. It shall likely take a month for them to return, with the decision of the warlord. Meanwhile, far to the north... The Croglatovic host led by Roslarul has rampaged along the northern territory of the Shagodalek unopposed by any Windborn warriors, yet the people who dwell here are more spirited than those closer to Blutuskan. They cheer at the prospect of freedom, only to resent their liberators when they are compelled to hand over whatever food they might have. Along this storm-wracked stretch of land, even kilometres away from the ocean, crops struggle to grow and livestock have little to eat aside from hardy grasses. The people here have little choice but to rely on the bounty of the sea, feasting not just on fish but on seals, small whales and even penguins. It is not a diet that agrees with the Croglatovic palate. Still intent on marauding across the lands of the Windborn, these invaders are unaware of the negotiations occurring closer to home. None of them have seen the great lake in over four months. As far as they are concerned, their task remains the same – they must break the will of Shagodalek and in order to accomplish this, they have elected to starve the zealots into submission, along with their subjects. After coming across so many abandoned fortifications over the past several weeks, the Croglatovic host at last arrives at an inhabited stockade near the edge of what was once Shotolak territory. The Windborn here have likely been left behind to watch over the subjugated Riverfolk, to make sure that they don't revolt against their masters while the Shagodalek at war. However, on this day, they have far more to contend with than rebellious rabble and just like the invaders, they have no idea that a truce is being negotiated far to the south. They bellow curses at the Croglatovic from the safety of their fort, even though they are outnumbered at least five to one. It does not take long for Roslarul to punish their hubris, by ordering an assault on the stockade. I am rolling dice+3d100 and accepting the best roll to determine our civilisation's success. We will need to beat a target number of 23. The more we beat it by, the greater our victory. The more we lose by, the greater our loss."}
+{"text":"Rolled 97, 29, 26 = 152 (3d100)"}
+{"text":"The Croglatovic win against the Shagodalek by a difference of 74 – they achieve an Absolute Victory. The civilisation gets -2 Population. The civilisation gets -1 Military Reserves – 1 dead and 0 deserters. The civilisation gets -1 Standing Military – 1 dead and 0 deserters. The civilisation gets -8 Military Reserves temporarily due to wounds. The civilisation gets -1 Standing Military temporarily due to wounds. Assault might be the wrong word. Like the defenders of the palisades far to the south, Roslarul has learned of the Windborn proclivity for close quarters combat, especially after the many failures of Trupatal. Engaging the warriors of Shagodalek at the choke-points that lead into the fort would be unwise, so the chieftain simply orders the Brulicruvic to keep their distance and hold the line, while the Croglatovic bowmen behind them pepper the Windborn with a hail of arrows. It only takes a few volleys for the Shagodalek to lose their nerve. Rather than stand beneath a rain of projectiles and wait to die, the zealots eventually charge out of their fort to meet the Truthguard in battle, only to impale themselves on bronze-tipped spears. The defensive formation of the Brulicruvic effortlessly fends off these savages and before long, over half of the defenders lie dead or wounded, their bodies pierced by spear and arrow alike. Even warriors as ferocious as the Shagodalek know when they stand no chance – rather than charge out of the stockade and into the jaws of certain death, a hundred of them lay down their weapons and beg for mercy, having witnessed how easily their comrades fell to Croglatovic bronze. Not that Roslarul spares them. They are too far from the Croglatol to be sent back home to serve as slaves, nor does this new chieftain have enough mercy in his heart to allow these savages to flee to Blutuskan. He has every last one of them executed, so that his soldiers might feast on their blood. The civilisation temporarily gets +5 Happiness. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Should they try to convince their new chieftain to return to the Croglatol before it's too late, or will they kowtow to Roslarul and do his bidding without complaint? The invasion could follow Roslarul's plan to the letter. This will likely take many more months and success is far from guaranteed – but if the chieftain's plan is successful, the Shagodalek will be no more. The invasion could seek out the city of Blutuskan now. No need for any further marauding. The army should push through the old forest in search of the hidden city of the Windborn, so that they might conquer it. The invasion could liberate the last of the subjugated villages. Some of the oldest Riverfolk have lived long enough to remember the days when their tribe was free. They deserve to experience freedom once again – in exchange for their food, of course. The invasion could retrace their steps along the coast and return home. There's no need to risk a dangerous journey through the deep woods. It's better to go the longer, safer route, even through there will still be attrition. The invasion could take a shortcut back home through the Grascan. Provided that the host doesn't get lost on its way through the forest, this should lead to a much shorter journey and far less casualties – hopefully. Follow Roslarul's plan to the letter. Seek out the city of Blutuskan. Liberate the last of the subjugated villages. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lytek was, like most work days, sitting behind his desk. The God of Exalted stroked his white beard after penning a recommendation for a Lunar Exaltation, reviewing his work. Satisfied, the grandfatherly god smiled, and put the letter in his filing cabinet, where a copy would be instantly made and transmitted to Luna. A knock came on his door, and Lytek looked up. “Come in,” he called, raising his hand to both open the door and ready the chair, all without standing. He moved his piles of papers to the sides of his desk, ready to meet this visitor. But it was not a visitor, but his assistant and daughter, Lysidore. “Father!” She said, rushing into the room. “We have an emergency! A whole circle of Sidereals were killed!” Lytek's eyes bulged. He stopped himself from asking details - he could learn them after his work was done. On cue, he heard five thumps in his locked cabinet. The Exaltations had arrived. “Here,” he said to Lysidore, reaching under his desk and offering his cleaning implements to her. “Help me prepare them.” The graveness of the situation pulled down her excitement. Father had never asked her to help him in his duties. Not like this. She grabbed the tools and pulled a few files from the top of his short stack, labeled “Sidereal Exaltation Candidates.” Lytek unlocked his cabinet and five small will-o'-the-wisps floated above his hand. Amber, cerulean, crimson, emerald, ans violet - one for each of the Castes. Pure Essence, empowered by the Five Maidens of Destiny. “Quickly,” he said, “there should be some Dragon-Blooded ready to be lifted to the stars.” In a frenzy, Lysidore spread out and looked down at the files she pulled. All were dynasts of the Scarlet Empire. “The Bronze Faction will have something to say-” “Not when it's this many at once,” Lytek grinned, his white beard moving with his cheeks. Grudges from the Solar Purge still persisted among the gods, especially he who was held back from his duties. The blades of Sidereals held Lytek in check as the Solars extracted and imprisoned his charges. It was a gamble for Lytek, but potentially denying one Dragon-Blooded for the Bronze Faction to steer was worth it. Even better if this Sidereal-to-be did not join the Bronze. Besides, four more Sidereals would join. It will be noted one was a dynast, but it will not be an outrage. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Integrity Athletics Bureaucracy"}
+{"text":"Bureaucracy (knowledge of resources, the logistics to move them, and legal codes) Socialize (how easily you make friends, allies, contacts) Melee"}
+{"text":"Socialize (how easily you make friends, allies, contacts) Melee Bureaucracy (knowledge of resources, the logistics to move them, and legal codes)"}
+{"text":"Rip quest? 20 more years of the Exalted and WoD Quest Curse!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"I pray for QM and wait, poor dude must have gotten hit bad by the curse"}
+{"text":"Today was supposed to be a day like any other, with boring lessons from teachers that seem to despise their students. That is, until you saw her. She was one of the seniors, and was just going about her day, smiling and chatting with her friends. Thing is, she was completely nude. The even more confusing part? No one seemed to notice it. Everyone was completely oblivious to it. What do you do? Confront her Ask other students or teachers if they notice it Tail her for a bit, see what you can find Other (fill in yourself)"}
+{"text":"+1 interesting quest, but the last vote being 3 days ago and op's last post being 4 days ago seems like a redflag to me"}
+{"text":"Typical, another quest goes bust under 50 posts."}
+{"text":"dice+10000"}
+{"text":"Options field. Just below Name, above the post field."}
+{"text":"alright thanks"}
+{"text":"You're a monster. Harsh but true. You, Kyle Mercer age 23, are a monster. Take it from me. Real recognizes real. Sure, it's not entirely your fault. You didn't used to be this way, but let's be honest with ourselves here: the difference between you now and the Old You is that the New You just doesn't care anymore. Peel away the skin, strip away the gossamer thin wrappings of civilization and society, and what do we have underneath? A creature of instinct. Hunger and hate. You. A monster."}
+{"text":"\"She what?\" Candi asks, eyebrows raised. Her brother keeps getting weirder. No reason to stop that progress now. You invite the Sacred Form. Eye closed, in breath. It comes over you like the tide. Muscle swells, bone hardens and lengthens. You hear Candi gasp and then you hear her heartbeat. All your eyes flicker open in sequence and you see the world with a razor sharpness that you found you missed. Now that the blade is drawn it can only be quenched with blood. \"Follow,\" you growl in a voice that sends a shiver up Candi's spine. \"O-okay.\" You glide past her and to the trailer door. You press a forepaw to it and push, feeling aluminum warp and then crumple like tin foil. You push your way inside into darkness. You smell fear, blood, perfume, sweat, everything at once. It's overwhelming. \"Fucking shit,\" a voice you didn't expect says. Not David. Arthur. He's standing by the hallway door staring at you like a deer facing oblivion. You can't help but smile at him, saliva dripping onto the carpet below, eyes wheeling in their sockets to take him in. He doesn't recognize you, but he should. This form is truer to yourself than the skin you cloak yourself with. \"Fucking shit!\" Arthur says again. He backs up and draws a gun from his waistband. You bound forward and hit him, claws first. His right arm comes away like tissue paper. You feel the bone twist and sheer, meat ripping easily. His screams are a delight as they wash over you. You quiet them a moment later as you clamp down on his head, squeezing, crushing. Only through tremendous force of will do you stop yourself from finishing him so quickly. You promised Candi some fun and you can't do that if everyone is dead. \"Arthur?\" David calls from another room, voice trembling with fear. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Tough call. Kill him and it fits with the last sacred form attack. Less complications. Candi already has Arthur. Capture him and we could get some real info out of him, maybe even sacrifice him which could mean more powers? Unless that is also reserved for bigger fish."}
+{"text":"Kill him now I'll just say kill him for now"}
+{"text":"Capture quickly him before he can get away We promised Candy some fun, let her kill him"}
+{"text":"Capture quickly him before he can get away Collect them both for a Candi double kill"}
+{"text":"All preparations are over. No more distractions. You gotta get the plan underway. The main objective is to drag the head of the mafia (Gianluigi Youhao) out of his own little bunker. Thrust him into the spotlight his men are creating, and let the law enforcers do their job. This is the only way he’s going to face justice before he moves to a safer place. No other window of time. No other opportunities. The first part of the mission is to go through the hidden passages in the sewers that lead directly to the Youhao Clan Headquarters. Celia knows the way through these catacombs, and the base like the back of her hand. “Hey, hey, who died and made you queen? You’re not coming with us, are you?” Celia slips out of Lydie’s friendly arms. The eccentric fan club leader ended the last thread holding you both. “Haven’t you noticed?! We’re divided into two teams. We need our beautiful flame wielder!” Lydie points at you and Rora. “Our intrepid yet sneaky thief!” Lydie points at Crossbill and Celia. “And the wildcard with exceptional athleticism!” Lydie points at herself and Matilda. “You know, the essentials!” “So, we are, like, me, Crossy, and Mat?” Aurora is doing the math. You can tell she’s serious since she’s using her fingers. “Count me in.” Matilda is so ready to kick some butts. “Sounds arbitrary, but eh, there’s no idea I can’t make work. Welcome to the best trio, Mat.” Crossbill sees no issue. “Your trio has nothing on us.” You get competitive with your bestie. “Tell ‘em, Celia.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You’ll take Youhao to the police as the plan stated. Meet with Judith!"}
+{"text":"At Fort Lydie & Celia, big decisions are being made during this intermission between mission stages. With a drink and a snack on hand, the briefing begins. “This should be quick. Teams stay as they are with an added pack mule.” Vera leads the meeting, and points at the fit duo, aka the pack mules. “We got Youhao, Liu’s team deals with Sasha. Any questions?” “So this is the one with eternal potential? Can’t say I’m impressed.” Lydie pokes Sasha’s face. “We’re totally meeting with Giorsal then?” Aurora asks. “Y-Yes! She’s waiting for us at her home for the demonic extraction.” Liu reads her notes from her phone. “Sounds simple enough.” Crossbill nods along. “Any news on Spooky?” “She’s coming over as we speak. She’ll travel alongside you, Crossbill.” Liu adds. Odetta returned to her body to be here in the flesh! Seems fairly unnecessary, but haters always go the extra mile. “Cool! What’s on our end then?” You wonder. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lydie."}
+{"text":"Matilda"}
+{"text":"Matilda"}
+{"text":"Finished updating the notes today, most of the relevant notes in both controlc and pastebin of characters, powerlevels, etc are now up to date."}
+{"text":"Right on brosef"}
+{"text":"Is world like Pandora from Avatar somewhere in Universe 7? If it exists was it already conquered by PTO or is it undiscovered? Or maybe it is in another universe? Quite possibly. Or, you know, maybe Karn's son who helps with matters regarding the dead and has history with that particular demon clown and needed backup... You are right. That makes sense too. someone who's gotten a roughly-equally powerful boost recently Chaya wonder how Raditz is doing with his new responsibilities... I wonder that too. When it comes to being a father. Would having Raditz as your father be most similar to having Vegeta as your parent? Or perhaps it would be more similar to Goku or maybe Bardock or Karn or Turles or Nappa or maybe Chilli? Or is Raditz so different that he is unlike any of them? By the way it appears that average humans aren’t usually that strong and their potential when it comes to power level is very small when compared to average Saiyan. But then I remembered mutants from X men. Some of them are actually very powerful like Apocalypse. I wonder if all humans across all universes have potential to become mutants like X men? Can it happen to Batman? To people that live in Metropolis? Can it happen to people from the Earth that Bulma and Gero were born? Or is this available only for those humans that live in a certain planets in Universe 6? I remember you said that things from Marvel are in Universe 6. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Hadn't realized how much I needed just a weekend off. Slept past noon Sunday. Feeling recharged and ready to get back to it! It's possible. Could be in the distant past when the universe was more united under the Republic, before Buu. Or just another universe altogether. But that world does have one key feature; its planet communicates with far more than just its guardian and champion. Someone made ready for your family to interfere, but didn't account for your newfound power. We may see how Raditz is doing as a father eventually. Also added his daughter Chadani to the powerlevel sheet. Gif related. Humans are... Different, in that their potential is near-limitless. As a species. But they have a less explosive growth potential than other races. They're almost akin to the Flood or Slivers, in that they can incorporate other species into themselves over time. Hell, in DB Online, Saiyan blood had spread through so much of the human race in the 216+ years since Goku & Vegeta that humans could go Super Saiyan. With less that 1% Saiyan blood, you can go Super. Imagine what other traita humans picked up from other worlds and interbreeding with other species after Buu's rampage destroyed the Republic? It's why a lot of aliens are essentially human+. mutants Indeed. Or how just getting un contact with a radioactive shard of a planet King Cold destroyed centuries ago landed on one Earth, and Stand users were born. The Xmen and Marvel-verse are U6, but other human-inhabited places develop their own powers and abilities, based on outside stimuli."}
+{"text":"So, going off that logic, a Human Saiyan hybrid would have explosive growth comparable to a full blooded Saiyan, while also retaining a similarly high potential to baseline human?? I guess that explains Gohan blowing past Goku (for a time) before his balls dropped."}
+{"text":"Whatever lets us carry more grenades for anti-personnel action in next mission Veteran level Physique would let you take a second weapon or say a bandoleer of grenades instead. You dont currently have enough points to unlock that yet. If you used power cell armor that would also unlock the second weapon slot. Hacking Medical You could use the remaining days before next mission start for intensive training to raise your skill level in one of these fields."}
+{"text":"Gone to work! Hacking Medical With you being back at the fleet you can also spend 1000s on memory imprinting and training time to guarantee reaching basic level for one of those before the next mission."}
+{"text":"Point in Stealth"}
+{"text":"What category do you want to assign your skill point to? Ranged Weapons, also do this spend 1000s on memory imprinting medical"}
+{"text":"I am good with this"}
+{"text":"You are a young woman, who one day wakes up invisible. You don’t know how, you don’t know why, and maybe you don’t want to know. In this story, you play as the invisible girl. Maybe you want to know why this happened and find a way to turn back. Or maybe you don’t want to visible just yet, and take full advantage of your status. But first, who is the woman? Name: _____ Age: : _____ Appearance: : _____ Location (where does she find out she’s invisible?: _____ Background (who is she?) : _____"}
+{"text":"It clicks"}
+{"text":"It clicks This quest is probably dead, but I'll throw in a vote."}
+{"text":"Name: Willa Wesp Age: 23 Appearance: pic related Location (where does she find out she’s invisible? fell asleep during a study cram in university, she slept through the entire night and all of her test everyone looked for her and thought she was missing tried to tell them when she was in the library people thought she died and her ghost haunted the library"}
+{"text":"that entire backstreet Are you looking for (you)s? Also what the fuck is up with these captchas?"}
+{"text":"As for actual location I don't give a fuck. Make something up faggit OP also Brapton anon this pic related is you"}
+{"text":"Isn't the only joke in Queen's Blade how horny it is? For the record, I don't +1 the grope-ghost."}
+{"text":"Yes but QB is really good at it. At least the first two seasons, the rest are meh."}
+{"text":"I neither. I'd prefer we play a guy character, but failing that I'd +1 a different background."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"This, and adding VI and \"Thunderpennius\" at the end of his name There are enough goonbait quests here, not enough badassery and basedness in here."}
+{"text":"In Cultural Evo, you will control a small but growing tribe, interact with other tribes, and watch as culture, belief, and tradition evolve over time in response to events, scarcity, and contact with others. You may form alliances, enforce taboos, invent rituals, start wars, or disappear entirely. Lets start simple. We got three tribes. Three people can control a civilization at a time. We will begin when at least 4 players have assigned themselves to a tribe. Tribes are assigned first-come, first-serve. Next post I will show you what traits are and how we play with them For the real OGs this is a revival for a series of threads that I loved over almost a decade ago."}
+{"text":"Voting to start milking the horses and yak-sheep for delicious milk. Diplo Action: Leave milk out for the Fey. Offer the Tide Tribe milk for free. Leave some milk out for the Ash tribe on the border, because milk is a gift from the gods and we won't withold this gift just because of a little war. Milk for everyone. If some other Wind tribber wants to do something different, I'm fine with that too."}
+{"text":"Milk for the masses, yay, ty! How do you react with regards to our diplomatic action? [>Offer the wind tribe to establish a permanent goods trade, trading mortar, fish and bearduck parts for wood and wool]"}
+{"text":"Yes, the trade is good."}
+{"text":"The wind blew forlornly through the abandoned forum."}
+{"text":"And the tide receded and ebb came to last forever."}
+{"text":"This is Bill He is King of the Hill Challenge him in battle for the right to rule this mound Rules of battle are thus: KOTH and the Challenger each roll 1d6 The current streak is added to the Challenger's roll The winner is the one with the higher value, KOTH wins a draw The winner may take the items of the loser To join post your Challenger with an accompanying image or description Choose a starting item with one of the following stats +1 die +2 pips +3 value +1 item Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Penguin down! Someone should reboot it."}
+{"text":"Rolled 4, 2, 3, 1, 10 = 20 (5d10) \"U-un mecha??\" Such a monstrosity is NOT allowed in the crayfish's kingdom! Even if it's, well, kind of cool...."}
+{"text":"Cirno got brain freeze!"}
+{"text":"Look Out: It's Strahd Von Zarovich! He brings with himself a lot of mommy issues crystallized in a Portrait of Tatyana (+1d) and the deed of vampiric ruler of the land of Barovia (+1d)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 5, 5, 1 + 7 = 18 (3d6 + 7)"}
+{"text":"Hey, hey people. Yog here. Recently, I have been consuming works of the highest form of literature, which is to say: isekai light novels. Now, you might ask me: \"Yog, how can you consider this low brow weeaboo garbage literature, let alone its highest form?\" and aside from all literary works being the ramblings of people half as clever as they think they are, I would answer you this: There is something beautifully self-indulgent how the genre is delightfully unapologetic in serving up what the readers desire. The readers want a protagonist they can reflect their personalities onto? Well, this guy's personality has been polished away to a mirror sheen. They want a loving harem of 10/10 beauties with chests that come in all shapes and sizes? A new girl will be produced to specifications with each passing volume. They want to uplift the ignorant savages into the modern era? Don't you worry, no one has ever conceived of crop rotation, let alone the four fields system pioneered by Charles Townshend in the 18th century. Every minute detail catered to the whims and fetishes of the readers, with the most popular garbage rising up to the top of trash heap and receiving the honor of an official publication. We do in fact love to see it. We love to see it so much, in fact, that today I have decided to engage in a little bit of isekai nonsense myself. Just a little, though. Mrs. Yog-Sothoth doesn't like it when I poke too many holes in the fabric of the space time continuum. She says \"Yog, my dear, you keep doing that and the whole universe will unravel\", and who am I - a humble streamer of the 21st Dimension - to argue? After all, my dear wife is many things: tallow skinned, silver haired, the sole heiress of some simply huge tracts of land in the state of Massachusetts, a loving sugar-mama with a very generous trust fund (thank you Old Whateley for your wise investments), possessing of an adorable horn growing from her brow, with bags under her eyes from the countless sleepless nights from... let's call it \"knowing the unknowable\" and move on. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?"}
+{"text":"Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P."}
+{"text":"Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there. griff he"}
+{"text":"Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P."}
+{"text":"A shame that this died early"}
+{"text":"Humanity has spread out into a massive sprawling empire throughout the galaxy. The edges of the sprawl remain poorly guarded and sparsely settled after all humanity throughout a thousand stars has always been alone save for their own creations which once waged war against them. This is no longer true now an unknown force has begun to attack sector 63 and other sectors and it is up to poorly supplied and desperate sailors to hold them back. You are the Admiral of the naval fleet of sector 63 one of nearly a 100 rimward sectors on the edge of settled human space. The war has finally turned in humanity's favor the once unending horde of bird ships, who you now know are called the Argono have finally ebbed away. The war is not yet over for yourself; a large enemy fleet has formed and seems intent on finally ending your harassing attacks by striking your home port of Carth. In the last few weeks you've been striking the main body of the enemy fleet in an attempt to weaken the blow that will fall on your home. Your fleet soon arrives at Cartha having finished your last ambush you should have at the current rate of enemy advance roughly a week before they arrive here. A significant minefield greets you at the jump point exit hundreds of the dangerous weapons scattered in a circle around the point. A signal from the fort which is visible from the jump point is the next thing to greet you, a friendly greeting from Colonel Roose who is legally in command while your gone. It also includes a request for a meeting at some point. The defense of Cartha can be broken up into three distinct types: static defenses like the fort and mines, naval in the form of ships and torpedo boats operating out of the fort and finally the army which currently mans the fort and holds several positions on the planet. Which to visit first? The fleet The army Static defenses Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Try to protect him with the picketline and heavy cruisers"}
+{"text":"Seconding"}
+{"text":"Also maybe we can have someone tow him. Point is, this is the big one. No retreat. No remorse. Victory or Death. We can't deal with him abandoning ship until the birds break or die. If we can tow him out of the line of fire, thats preferable, but he has to keep that ship working even if it is slow. And I am not sure the sailors are gonna wanna evacuate into an active minefield anyway, let alone the fact that we still don't know if any of us are going to be around to pick them up when this is done."}
+{"text":"Rolled 72 (1d100) Order Jenkins to reverse up. If the guns are still firing then this can be another part of the new fixed emplacements around the fort. Order all non-essential staff to evacuate the ship. along with towing it seems could I get a 1d100 best of three please"}
+{"text":"Rolled 56 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"You are planning to murder somebody. You are an unassuming person of 28 years of age. You would consider yourself well-educated and quite cunning. No significant other in your life. You work four days a week in an office for a cookware company in Scholton, a nearby town. You would not describe yourself as particularly empathetic or emotional, and the idea of killing someone strikes you about as unsettling as the idea of shooting a deer in a hunt. What kind of killer are you? Detailed plans and schemes, creative deaths. I have a complexity fetish. Impulsive and brutal. I make a mess. Sadistic and drawn out. I just want them to hurt for a long, long time. Sexual. I’m a slave to my impulses. Aren’t we all? Simple and efficient. No frills. No fuss. Quick kills but I leave clues and evidence to taunt the police and public. I want a chase. I want to be seen."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi. I would never want to place myself anywhere near the scene with an alibi, but access to the forest is good. Cameras are a problem, but it's something we're going to have to learn to deal with. There are two types: DVRs and cloud. DVRs are preferable as one could remove the micro SD cards from the cameras and dispose of the DVR and harddrive, but their absence is itself evidence of foul play. Not sneaky. Cloud storage doorbell cams are limited in coverage but virtually impossible to erase once they've captured an image. Killing the power would disable the cameras if they are not connected to battery reserves such as an integrated home security system, which some are, but most people cheap out and avoid the expense. At our skill level this is likely the best bet for now. Gain entry, strangulate victim, cut power at the breaker, remove victim from premises to woods, return to home, restore power, leave the way we came with any evidence, return to woods, and use knife to butcher the carcass of the victim. We can bury fillets of human meat to decompose quickly, and transport the skeleton in a trash bag for crushing, steaming in a pressure cooker, blending, and pouring down a storm drain later."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi. Cameras are annoying"}
+{"text":"Last house on the road out of town, neighboring the highway overpass. Covered by the shade, but no easy access to the forest. Very likely a poor area. Probably few cameras but also never peaceful."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi."}
+{"text":"You're not responsible for your players' dumb choices OP. Just write it. They wanted to be retards and leave the gun at home so they can deal with the consequences. We're gonna have to breach through a window to avoid the cameras most likely, and then deal with whatever is inside."}
+{"text":"Something shook the blackened acid-metal surfaces of the cylindrical capsule - the piercing tip breached its way into the fleshy and distinct cavity. Inside of the transverse was a number of crystal tubes, pressurized with yellowy chemical sleep - helpless figures inside. Each was clad in a tight elastomer suit, covering the mid thigh to the shoulder and lower jaw, with a circular cutout from below the ribs to the upper pelvis. The suits dug into the skin, the flesh beneath bloated with chemical sleep - several, in fact, had grotesquely filled the tube in entirety; gurgling and moaning as they suffocated, pressed against the crystal. A few did survive - recent memories crudely wiped, and re-implanted with the nature of their mission: Primary goal: Destroy the Furnace Record Secondary goals: Kill Pontainlou, kill Germfather Gustav, destroy the Gas Injection Depot. Any agents that survive to complete the primary goal, will be psychically broadcasted directions on how to be safely extracted. Completion of secondary goals will reward additional pardons and indulgences. Surviving agents: Fusil - Grapevine Cult Psychic Description: A grotesque mystic of the apocalyptic Grapevine cult. Believes in the great coincidence and upholds the cult doctrine. Skin is pale grey like all clones, lips are drawn back from drinking tumor wine. His forehead is engorged from his overdeveloped brain. Skills: Knows basic psychic abilities. Marmora - Insect Ranch Midwife Description: Buxom farmhand from an insect ranch, where creatures are grown for repurposable biomass. Skin is pale grey like all clones, her hair is wiry and curly. Body is muscular and disproportionate from rearing mammoth grubs. Skills: Immense strength. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cross upon the hill’s crest and bypass the commotion. Give Linter the smokes"}
+{"text":"[Cigarellos lost] Gentle Giant sisters.... it's... over."}
+{"text":"+1 We need more aura, sound insteresting. - Support calltoaction.now"}
+{"text":"Don't you have a story to tell? (Story to tell?) Don't you have someone to kill? (Kill?)"}
+{"text":"Approach via subterfuge and attempt to incapacitate the jackboots, wringing the prole for information."}
+{"text":"It is the 27th of July, 1944. The 4th Armored Division prepares to take Coutances. You are an M4 Sherman tank and its crew, at the tip of the spearhead. Who are you? Tank Type: M4 Sherman (Early) (75mm) Tank Name: _____ Commander: Sgt _____ Gunner: Cpl _____ Loader: Pvt _____ Driver: Pvt _____ Assistant Driver: Pvt _____ Write-In Names Write-In Backstory if it fancies you"}
+{"text":"Rolled 36 (1d100) here goes nothing"}
+{"text":"Rolled 46 (1d100) [barking intensifies]"}
+{"text":"Rolled 32 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 9 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"So did you roll behind the scenes last time we lost a tank or was it simply destined to happen? Everything outside the narrative is done with a ruleset I've taken from a board game I own. When you lost the tank, and everything that's happened \"mechanically\" up to this point, has been rolled for, in some way or another. Everything \"narrative\" is my own writing and doesn't conflict with the rules much. Are certain rolls going to be higher = better & certain others lower = better? Expect most rolls in this game to be lower = better. Are rolls going to be best of 3, or just however many rolls are made, one will be chosen? Kinda more \"go with the flow\" with this one. Still figuring that out myself, sorry."}
+{"text":"\"We can go together. I've learned from Kimble and Grey as much as Hawthorne. I think I could learn from you too.\""}
+{"text":"As a longtime /co/ dweller I'd like to point out that Apokolips is a Marvel villain iirc. Are we getting some kinda meta crossover hints or red herring?"}
+{"text":"Not a big Jack Kirby fan are ya?"}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"reserved only for the most dire of situations. Yep"}
+{"text":"\"Obviously I didn't eat it, genius!...That's just what I heard.\" Kiro stretched his arms, as he prepared for another exercite. Most people might think being a loader is some easy job, just passing things along, barely even really fighting...but it turns out cannon shells are heavy! And dangerous! And you need to pass them real fast and good or else they might fall...it's the kind of job that required muscles - and on that part, he can't be beat!"}
+{"text":"Between artillery practice, Nezu takes some time to sketch a sort of desperate antihero character with more than a passing resemblance to Kiro. The joy in earlier art isn't there, though, and he soon abandons the effort. He does eventually find it in him to do a series of doodles of camels, which makes him feel a bit happier."}
+{"text":"Nervous at doing this on his own, Naro goes to refresh himself on explosives first Noting his enthusiasm and prior habits, he offers Ichigo some extra lessons in wiring fuses and prepping holes if he's up for it, though he'll handle the actual explosives until he's sure Ichigo can treat them with enough care and respect. In the first attempt in the field, thanks to training on hard rock instead of dirt, he uses far too much bang and sends people scurrying for cover under a rain of rocks and soil Subsequent attempts and the classes go much better, though he has to give a few people earfuls for being too cavalier with such dangerous items By the end, he's covered in soot, fumes and dust and more grateful for a hot shower than ever"}
+{"text":"Holding the dynamite in his hand, Ichigo feels both adrenaline, excitement and fear. These things aren't like the firecrackers he used to make and play with at home. Luckily, Naro noticed him and decided to help. Naro taught him some more about the dynamite. Seeing them go off and destroy the rocks was eye-opening. Never had Ichigo seen such powerful explosions before. Naru does remark him to stay vigilant and careful handling them. The most exciting time in the army for Ichigo has always been artillery practice. Aiming the gun and letting it blast. But Ichigo also understand that when they have to attack the city, it won't be just a game anymore. It will be real."}
+{"text":"You are a failure. Your life was an unmitigated disaster. A comedy of errors that would be funny... If it wasn't you. You USED to be a star. You USED to shine brighter than any other. You were a prodigy. You used to be... Someone. Everything you ever wanted and needed was within your grasp and you lost it. Now, though? You're nothing; your purpose has been ripped from you and you can't let it go. Everyday exists for you to daydream about what could have been. A pointless and painful exercise in imagination. However, you've realized something. If you can't achieve your dreams maybe your children can. It wouldn't be you, but at least your child would embody some of your essence. Their story would start from you- you would be an undeniable puzzle in their greatness. And that's almost enough. The question is... What was your passion? What is your regret? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Massacre"}
+{"text":"Scandal We did a Griffith and slept with the Princess, our child is the bastard."}
+{"text":"Write-In Rape Tie-in with this"}
+{"text":"Scandal Someone found our teenage twitter account"}
+{"text":"Health"}
+{"text":"You are Tristain d’Rusalka, a noble from the United Kingdom of Fodlan born with unique abilities bestowed upon you by the Goddess. You have journeyed across the sea to the desert kingdom of Morfis after receiving an invitation to join a mysterious competition. Though you know little of the trials that lie ahead, the winner of this contest has been promised the hand of Morfis’ Princess, Yulia Xan Phanes, in marriage. Seeking adventures, thrills, and battles that would be worthy of your might, you embarked on this strange voyage with nothing but your trusted axe. After surviving the deadly third round of the competition, you have made it to the top eight of Princess Yulia’s suitors. The final round consists of a tournament, which sees you up against the strongest warriors from four different nations. Whoever comes out on top shall be crowned the next King of Morfis. Do you have what it takes to rule? Tristain d’Rusalka Level 42 Wyvern Lord (EXP: 20/100) HP: 78/78 (130%) Strength: 42 (75%) Magic: 32 (50%) Speed: 29 (40%) Defense: 33 (70%) Resistance: 28 (50%) Luck: 29 (65%) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A): Approach one of the competitors (Who?) Saoirse"}
+{"text":"A): Approach one of the competitors (Who?) Saoirse We got any idea of which weapon we're entering apart from The Inexhaustible? Bolt axe or silver axe?"}
+{"text":"what was the point of the sponsorship if we weren't going to buy anything... The true purpose of sponsorship was the kick ass amusement park obviosly. Guess she and Tristain already have a child together... Someone should inform Nadia there's another way for her to create life. C): Do nothing, wait for the official to arrive. Nice to finally learn that Fionn is a haughty prick lol. We haven't been in battle with him enough, time to fix that."}
+{"text":"Oh, you'll be buying some stuff pretty soon..."}
+{"text":"Is Nadia going to bling herself the fuck out with gold and gem accessories the moment Tristain wins the tournament?"}
+{"text":"[Illusion of a quest AKA ONE SHOT.] The eternal malice of the sun bothers you from a long and weary sleep. You open your eyes for the first time. The world appears boundless and without form. You open your mouth and let out no vagitus to rend the air. The horizon is empty and full of opportunities. You are but a newborn and yet it is not hard to stand. Let's begin."}
+{"text":"How can I open things wroten in post like 132457e982 or smthg ls? Im new"}
+{"text":"Open how?"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2, 3, 2, 2, 1 = 10 (5d3) Weekend work and break is over. Let's continue. Okie dokie. Take it easy. 1. Work on your English. 2. On either desktop or mobile, click on the number of the post and it will appear in the posting box, or type it out manually like a madman. Rolling between the following three sets of memories for the ENEMY (5 details, 3 lists -> 5d3):"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2 (1d4) Rolling for the gun natures (1 detail, 4 lines): (1) (2) (3) (4)"}
+{"text":"Ded?"}
+{"text":"Last time, you made a bunch of phone calls yet again. Another long spiral of voices going in and out this damn device. Its electronic functions, square shape, and unnecessary brightness displease you. The world would be better without them. One day, you will return to older times, when you read letters — and complained anonymously over billboards. But that’s not now or then. The relevant fact is that Matilda is joining your efforts. The Mafia topic is more personal to her than half of the people here. But not all. Celia and Aurora have big stakes in the operation. Right now, your briefing came to a sudden stop. Once again Lydie dropped a cliffhanger worthy line. Your lovely Beth is a former member of the International Assassin Syndicate! Props to the hyperactive rich girl, when she said she was interested in the prisoner, she meant it. And somehow, she got the information from the femme fatale’s mouth! “Huh… I didn’t know that. I should’ve pressed Beth about her past.” Crossbill is fairly impressed. “Beth is a what…?!” Liu’s mind remembers the events of last night, and her poor frizzly head can’t wrap around it. “You’re making stuff up, Lydie. You should give me back my fanclub. Nobody should withstand a liar in a position of authority.” Vera frowns. “Anyone with me? I wanna see some hands raised.” “Get your own fanclub.” Lydie glares back. Isn’t it yours? “H-How do you have the gall to say that to me of all people?!” Vera can’t believe the shamelessness. “Besides, the point still stands.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The happiness bar jumps from nothing to Max in an instant! Pet-Bulk-Nina has life back in her eyes! All her stats jump astronomically. The monster has been purified into a hero. Pet-Bulk-Nina hugs the wicked villain (a little too tightly for her to breathe), then both enjoy this dessert together! Also, Pet-Vortexia gets her happiness maxed, but with no stat increase. “Best friend! Best friend! Best friend!” Pet-Bulk-Nina wants to stay forever with Clutz! “Y-Y-Yes, we’ll be a great team! Absolutely! Ihehe…” Pet-Vortexia will adapt to this new life. “Did you ruin my build to prove a point?” Matilda is flabbergasted. “What do you mean ruined it? All her stats are boosted now!” You’re right about this. “You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.” “Our potential *what*?” You deadpan. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! See you in the new year! Johnny\" You okay with trying for double digits?\""}
+{"text":"“You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.” Ohohoho, thanks for running and Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"What is this quest about?"}
+{"text":"You are GEROME. You have been jailed pending trial on the charge of the RAPEMURDER of multiple infant babies. You are in the LONGHOUSE PENITENTIARY. You want to escape. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"I'll resume tomorrow, probably."}
+{"text":"Deliver, this looks fun."}
+{"text":"May you choke on 20 feet of penis, OP."}
+{"text":"OP is no longer with us. He has been accused of RAPEMURDERING multiple babies and sentenced for life"}
+{"text":"Masturbate"}
+{"text":"OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel \"Kid\" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably) Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde. In pursuit of said barbarian horde, the party is currently going through the SPOOKY FOREST™"}
+{"text":"Rolled 64 (1d100) What about THESE weapons, though? Flex aggressively"}
+{"text":"Rolled 66 (1d100) I bet you don't have BIG MUSCLES like this, huh Knightess? You're probably too busy being lame to get gainz."}
+{"text":"Rolled 18 (1d100) Or too lame to get Deez titz!"}
+{"text":"Rolled 47 (1d100) Gamble for entry"}
+{"text":"Your name is Harold Eadric, and you’ve just signed up for war. You don’t quite know what it is about, but at this point, you will take anything to get out of your village. Years you have been longing to become a man of the world, yet your circumstances have never allowed you to venture much farther than your local village with a name you cannot pronounce. At least you have been able to read stories about the world, and they only made you want to get out of this town more. Sucks then, that your existence up to this point has mostly been concerned with growing wheat. There isn’t much else you can do in this village, really – if you didn’t plough the fields, you’d have a hard time finding anything to eat during winter. So you wasted your childhood away in the drudgery of this eternal routine, just like your father, grandfather and those before him had. All the while, you hoped you’d find a chance to get out. And just as you had recently turned into your eighteenth year, fortune struck. \"The King is looking for brave men to join the Fight against the treacherous Laumey de Galamad! His men have attacked and slaughtered our people! Answer the King's call and join his armies!\" Your family had protested, your mother had cried when you packed your stuff and left the home and fields which had formed the entirety of your existence up until now – it was all in vain. There you were, speaking to the man in his tent; having mentioned your literacy and fitness brought on you by your years in the fields, he now requested… something else? Something else you could do? You already mentioned literacy, didn’t you?"}
+{"text":"Go straight to the Academy with Evin. She urged you to come with her, as those who arrived early would get to pick their rooms in the dormitory first. You also thought it might be practical to learn something about your future role in the army."}
+{"text":"Stay with your group, which was going to see the sights while having gotten some pocket hush-money from a soldier who wanted to hide the embarrassment of yesterday’s debacle from his wife. It might not be as educative, but you were sure you were going to have a good time with them."}
+{"text":"Go see the sights in the city. This was the biggest locality you had been to yet, and you had read that this was one of the grand cities of the realm. If you wanted to maintain a travel log, this would be one of the places you would definitely have to write something about I want to know more about the city."}
+{"text":"Thank you all for voting. Unfortunately, I won't be able to continue writing for the foreseeable future. The curse has struck, and I'm stuck with a respiratory illness that barely lets me breathe, let alone sleep. I started this one-shot intending for it to be over by the end of my winter break (as I don't have the time in my regular schedule to write up entries), but I don't think this will have blown over by then. I'll continue this in another thread someday when I have both time and health on my side. My honest excuses for all of this. I promise to come back and finish it whenever I can - I did not intend to lead you all on with the start of Harold's story without giving it a satisfying conclusion. I'll see you all again at an (unspecified) later date. I hope you enjoyed it all so far."}
+{"text":"Reminder that the only planet still under Freeza's control in the PTO is New Salda. Cooler controls the entire rest of the PTO, but the Saiyans are still Freeza's. That is great that it remained this way. Honestly I hope he never gives up that to Cooler. With your own wife and children, a village you protect, and even a whole world given to you by Freeza that you call your own. And, yet... Would Freeza want to be boss of also this world? One who's power feels... Different. It reminds you of your mother and older sister's godly powers, but there's something else to it too. And, just like your father the red-robed figure can seemingly sense you looking, and turns. I knew he was real. I knew it. And there, inside the carefully-prepared box, is what looks like a small handheld mirror wrapped in silver with the word “Erised” carved in the top. Fascinating that it exists in this universe. Which means other things from Hogwarts can exist as well. This opens so many interesting possibilities. Epilogue End- Very good epilogue. I guess this is a life changing moment for Chilli. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Freeza knows his brother's personal history and former vendetta with the Saiyans, and doesn't want to risk any conflicts. No. That world IS Chilli's. Just like Aku's planets are his, or anyone else who bought a planet from the PTO. He is real if you believe. There are a lot of magical artifacts scattered across the Seventh. Just ask Cold. We'll see how it changes him, going forward. Visit in Universe 6 Do you really think it'd be anything so simple? Or straightforward?"}
+{"text":"No. That world IS Chilli's. Just like Aku's planets are his, or anyone else who bought a planet from the PTO. Okay. That's great too. Do you really think it'd be anything so simple? Or straightforward? Honestly no, but how to call it? Let's think about it. In the Tournament of Power: Karn won, Meloka won, Chaya won, Chili won, Caulifa won, Freeza won, Cooler won, Ginyu won, Plastic Man won, Rimuru won Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did I miss last night? Also soon. Yes, Freeza planned that well ahead of time. We'll see. Got rolled into the Christmas celebrations for them."}
+{"text":"It's time! The new arc begins now! Are you ready for some Sinister Schemes?"}
+{"text":"It's March 1945, you hear about a job in a kind of ‘secret city.’ You don't know what the hell these people are talking about, but it looks promising, even too good to be true. Still, you don't have much to lose after the Great War, so you take the opportunity. After going through a lot of paperwork and a few other things, in less than a week you're put on a ship with no name and no clear destination. They just told you, ‘It's in the middle of the sea.’ Less than two weeks ago, you were a poor idiot living on the bare minimum, and now you're still a poor idiot, but now you're on a ship heading for ‘the city of the future’. You'd heard of its founder, Andrew Ryan, a rather unique man who was quite crazy about his ideals, which is nothing new in this world. A couple of shitty days go by. You weren't used to such long boat trips, but you forced yourself to get used to it. The food on the boat is shit, but at least it's better than whatever you could scavenge from the rubbish. One cold morning, you've lost track of time, sleeping in rooms the size of mouse holes, crammed in with a few other poor idiots like you, seeking a future in an uncertain city. A bell begins to ring, and the ship's crew start shouting announcements: \"We've arrived!’ You look out the window and all you can see is sea as far as the eye can see. You run with the crowd to the upper deck. The crew continue to shout ‘we have arrived’. This is when you see it: an enormous lighthouse, a huge tower, an effigy in the middle of the gigantic and infinite ocean, a shining golden tower rising above the waves. A submarine appears out of nowhere from the darkness of the ocean, and the ship's officers make preparations to board the submarine."}
+{"text":"I didn't even play the games, just watched a gameplay like a decade ago haha..."}
+{"text":"it's okay , now i have a an excuse to play bioshock 2 again ."}
+{"text":"just spend the morning with Ilona."}
+{"text":"buy something (go to the shops and browse) Invite Ilona along with us, we want to tell her about our engineering workshop, and we want her to teach us about the shopping district."}
+{"text":"just spend the morning with Ilona."}
+{"text":"A Tale From The World Of Frostpunk The year is 1909, and the Great Frost hangs over the heads of every living man, woman and child. In the previous decade, global temperatures dropped to an unsustainable point, and the geopolitical landscape of Earth was changed forever. Mass refugee crises. Starvation. Hypothermia and frostbite. War. Nobody survived unscathed, and billions perished in the chaos. Many of those that survived huddled around grand Generators, built by hundreds of engineers, acting as mechanical monuments to warmth and survival. Others sought out bold new technological developments, endlessly-running trains, subterranean colonies and grand zeppelins flying above the clouds. But for the majority, there were the Generators. You never knew the world before, having been one of the “Frostborn” — those that felt their first breath of air in this icy world. Your parents were British refugees, fleeing north from Newcastle with thousands of others. Things were very hard growing up, and you feel strange absences in your memory, repressed parts of your youth locked away by your developing brain. Mum and Dad always told you that the less was said about the White Years, the better. That was the worst time, you’ve gathered. Since then, many cities have fallen, crushed beneath instability, lack of resources or sickness. Others have developed into busy, industrious centres that now begin to hesitantly chart out the Frostlands beyond just the immediate scope of their perimeter. Your own city, Beacon, is one of the latter."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise."}
+{"text":"Try to politely decline, if you can."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise. Girl, we stare at machines and schematics most of the time, fiction is NOT that."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise."}
+{"text":"(Enjoy your Christmas! Quest continues on Boxing Day!)"}
+{"text":"be you be at the edge of the world your people are finished the last great city is a sinking husk behind you the Old King is dead, choked on his own prophecies the crown is in your pack, heavy with failure ahead lies only the Black Sands, a sea of ash under a dying sun the scrolls say nothing lives there the scrolls were wrong something is moving in the ash, and it has seen you the survivors at your back are silent, waiting choose"}
+{"text":"“We know the toll. Here is a life, willingly given.” You gesture to Vanatu. Are we gonna go back for the rest of the group? I don't feel like it's smart to split up in such hostile territory, we should keep all our warriors together, which we can't do if we have to leave some with the citizenry. Merry Christmas QM!"}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.” After we've renegotiated this treaty we'll return to our people. They aren't coming with us to the king. I doubt the logistics of moving four and a half thousand souls to the most barren part of the desert will hold up. They need to stay near water."}
+{"text":"Yeah but if we aren't with them we can't make decisions about how to protect them, they could all die before we return?"}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.” Should it press, then the sacrifice, I suppose. I too dislike splitting from our people, though perhaps it is warranted."}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.”"}
+{"text":"Spring, 200X. Evening. _______ There is a ringing behind your ears. Your senses are dulled, and are wrestling with an internal static preventing you from regaining your grip on reality. For a moment you are stunned into forgetting the where and the why of the drama: that is what happens when you get caught in an explosion. Before numbness invaded your system a mysterious force smashed into the walls of your school. A villain appeared. You could never have predicted a villain showing up in your town of Hauteville. You and your class had little time to react. The entity collided with the building at lightning speed; demolishing one side of the school a flashy figure appeared. A rogue magical girl. The floor offers stability for your hands and knees to rely on, currently the most reliable object for support. The fuzz in your head vanishes at a snail's pace as teenagers scream in the chaos. \"This is revenge! I'm sick of being looked down upon! You only have yourselves to blame!\" the magical girl reasons. She looks familiar. There must be some sort of supernatural barrier from being recognized; but her looks and tone invoke a visceral response to your psyche. \"Where is she!?\" Clarity of mind returns little by little while the magical girl sows destruction. You also feel a mysterious energy inside you as well. Is it the sensation of your life in peril? Or something more? One of the first shards of clarity returns: your name is Gana. In this world, there are good magical girls and bad magical girls with monsters in between. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised that's the winning option and not 1 & 2. those at least have either scalling or versatility while 3 is only a passive boost that I doubt even at this early stage is better than the others"}
+{"text":"Saragossa Protocol. You can breach the identity protection of magical girls, and even identify them in civilian form. sounds like the most fun for this kind of quest Altaripa is just plain boring and Mayence is sorta redundant because we're already a psycho bully bitch metaphorically feeding on the suffering of others"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"belated merry christmas"}
+{"text":"Belated Happy New Year as well"}
+{"text":"Your sprained ankle barely carrying you. The dull throbbing pain in your head at least numbs the pain in your shoulder and forearms. Though it does little to quell the pain in your side from your broken ribs. You glance over to the group of people behind you. Dressed in black school uniforms, roughly a dozen of them. They are all standing roughly ten-fifteen feet behind you. Looking at you with hate, and some fear in their eyes. They are clumped up together like posing for a group photo, and do not advance on you. Even though they've been kicking the hell out of you a minute ago. Then a long shadow descended from the direction the sun was setting, and covered you all. Forcing them to back off as if something physically pushed them away. \"Go on! Get out of here!\" their leader yells, but does not cross the long shadow. Whatever curses leave your mouth, they are barely a whisper, you cough as you continue. Away from them, away from your home. Following the distant figure that casts that long shadow. You look down upon yourself, and verify that your strongest asset is still there, surviving the battering. Your fist, you always had the meanest right punch Your leg, it started with kicking ball and soon it became kicking people Your abs, rock hard and keeping your organs mostly protected, helping stamina Write-in"}
+{"text":"C) Crawl closer to the boarded up windows and see what it is."}
+{"text":"C) Crawl closer to the boarded up windows and see what it is."}
+{"text":"Writing."}
+{"text":"\"Psst, where are you going?!\" Martin hisses at you in a very subdued manner. \"I gotta see what's going on.\" you reply, carefully moving beneath the level of the window, while the sounds do not cease. Getting close, you peek over the windowsill in a hole that's missing from one of the boards. Beneath the light of the streetlamps you see them. They can be mistaken for bald, pale humans if one looks at them from a distance, seeing only their head and shoulders. From this close you can see the long hunched, almost crouched stance, and their disproportionately long fingers with clawed tips. There are four of them circling around a person, 20 yards away. Making a cacophony of gurgling sounds as they snap their sharp teeth at the man, who has his back against the light, making him hard to see. One of the pale figures gets too close in their feral intimidation, and the man springs forth with a yell. For an instant, you can see a flash of silver between his fingers, but they are too far apart to hold any weapon. It's over the moment you see it, and the monster falls on the ground, head split. Now that your eyes are drawn to it, you see three more of them lying around with similar wounds. You don't have much time to look at, as the man changed his position and now you can see him fully. He is wearing long brown robes, and a lighter sash, but his clothing is not really in focus, as his most striking feature is his face. He has the smooth, polished head of an ant. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A) Look for a job"}
+{"text":"The cold, crisp air of the surrounding environment chills you to the core. The city looks so different from above, the streetlights appearing like stars from below as you scale the sleek, ebony, dimly lit skyscraper. \"Reaper, do you read me? A calm and monotone voice buzzes through your earpiece. You sigh, the effort of scaling the building slowly wearing down even on your trained muscles. Holding the earpiece with a single finger as you hang off the building with your other hand suctioned on you press down on the auditory device. \"I read you, Crow. This important?\" You ask, only managing to mask the exhaustion in your tone very slightly. The voice on the other side tries to stifle a chuckle, \"You're nearing the entry point on the 60th floor, systems picking up multiple readings on the floor just above you. Remember.. our client wants this done quietly, you grab the USB from the floor above, get back to the breached entry, get the fuck out, preferably with no unnecessary casualties. You understanding me?\" The masculine voice asks. You look up, spotting the cut window still intact with it's frame you race up the remaining little bit of the building you have left. You press your hand against the window and.. CLICK The window comes out of the frame, your one suctioned hand sticking to it, stopping it from falling to the ground and alerting someone. You slip inside the building from the breached point and take off your climbing gear, placing everything in your black duffle bag hanging off your side. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Where's Spyder? Normally the sneaky stuff fires her up. Why's she not doing this gig?"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow"}
+{"text":"So.. what DO we know about the client who hired us"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow Eyes on the prize"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow"}
+{"text":"It’s when I’m contemplating the optimal way of wasting my life away that there’s a knock on my office door. “Come in,” I grumble, threading the slightest bit of power to the sigil on my left pointer. You can never be too cautious. The door swings open, and in steps a woman wearing a sundress with enough color to give me an instant headache. I note she has four arms, four eyes, and skin leaning on a purple hue. Must be some type of Arachne, then, but the specifics of her parentage aren’t exactly my problem. She steps right up to my desk, fearless, and graces me with a smile rife with one too many fangs. I thread just a teensy, tiny bit more power into my defenses. Just in case. “Hullo, mister wizard!” The woman says in a voice a touch shriller than I expected. “My name’s Gina, I saw the papers you placed around town regarding your services, and I wish I could’ve greeted you earlier, oh, but I’ve been so busy the last week. I adore new arrivals, and magic, and–” “Yeah, hello to you too.” I wave a hand to stop her rambling before it splits my poor head open. “You got a magic problem that needs fixing, or…?” I stare up at her. Gina pauses for a moment, brain rebooting - if she even has one - and smiles wider. “Oh, yes, yes indeed I do! You see, there’s been something strange happening! I run a clothing shop down the street, and I’ve been hearing the strangest noises. It’s like something’s scampering around, and no matter how hard I try, I can’t even catch a glimpse of whatever it might be. I’m worried something sinister might be stalking around. Is it possible your magic might be able to sniff out the perpetrator? I can pay!” A rat? Is that what she wants me to deal with; a wizard, formerly of the Star Circle, reduced to dealing with rodents? I briefly wonder what my mentor would think of me now… if they even deigned to think of me at all after the incident. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor. Mention that we are a wizard, that puts us on the important people list."}
+{"text":"I ignore her completely and walk past her towards the stairs at the back. Dealing with this only wastes time. It’s not like a secretary is gonna kick my ass."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor. We clearly have no sense of prudence, so we might as well."}
+{"text":"I have faith in OP after how well the “turn all their clothes into pitch” write in was handled. Seems to be a good enough QM to not hit us with trap options in the first arc when we’re still figuring out the setting. Prudence has nothing to do with it."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor."}
+{"text":"You are a DUCK. You live a good life and enjoy a diet of worms, pondweed, amphibians, seeds, and of course, the occasional spattering of bread. Life has been slow at the pond. What do?"}
+{"text":"Ducky!"}
+{"text":"Despite your best instincts, try and fight."}
+{"text":"Maybe we can be a cool fighting duck someday Despite your best instincts, try and fight."}
+{"text":"Despite your best instincts, try and fight"}
+{"text":"RUNNING ISNT GONNA WORK, YOU IDIOT! FLY! FLY!"}
+{"text":"AI Overview Community theater quotes capture the passion, humor, and unique challenges of local stagecraft, focusing on shared human experience, the magic of collaboration, and the joy of live performance, with lines like \"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster\" (often attributed to Oscar Wilde) or \"Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art\" (Julie Theobald) highlighting the dedication and quirks of the scene. You love these 85IQ simps. You're the new director for the local catlic theater. Ever since you were a kid, I mean, you're still a kid because where you are, you've got to be 65 to be not a kid. But anyways, ever since you were a kid, you've participated in all the theater stuffs every season without fail. Mostly at your same local theater, but also the summer camps and your college degree, and now it's finally happened, you've been chosen to be the new director. Who even are you? Garry Hermano Cunty McCuntface Sophy Artho Steven Johnguy Jeff Joo"}
+{"text":"Garry Hermano This guy has a good range of experience, and is one of the only two characters with an actual education in directing."}
+{"text":"one of the only two one of the three*"}
+{"text":"I have nothing to add, except that I'll lurk for now."}
+{"text":"It's been almost two weeks, has a decision been made? Yes, it's finally been made. We had alot of things to consider, but we're pretty sure we've made the best decision. The new director will be Sophy and Garry. Two directors? Well, not at the same time. But they'll both get to choose and direct individually. Is Steven Johnguy upset? No, of course not, he'll probably get the leads again. Lets announce the decision to everyone."}
+{"text":"Go on, introduce yourselves. \"Hello, everyone. If you don't know, I'm Sophy and this is Garry, and we're going to be the new directors! I have lots of ideas of the kinds of scenes you guys want to perform. I want to direct a rape scene, and with your guys' performing, it will be more realistic and engaging. I haven't decided yet if we're going to make a new play or do one that already has one in it, but we're definitely going to do a rape scene. It will probably involve Cunty, but who knows who else! It could be Steven or someone who's lurking that you don't even expect! I'm really looking forward to this year!\" \"Oh dear, I'm Garry, I'm really looking forward to work with you guys. I'm planning on directing things that have already been critically acclaimed and successful that will be a really good experience for everyone. Most of you haven't done book of mormon or wicked, and I think that's a really good place to start, instead of opera or whatever.\""}
+{"text":"Heliopolis has fallen. The ORB colony joining the many, many scars upon Space perpetuated by the Bloody Valentines War. Yet, from its Ashes and fragments, a Legend begins to wake, Soon to change the destiny amongst the stars of the whole earth sphere An Errant Comet, having begun its flight. Now sighted to light the way towards the Future of the Cosmic Era [ Allan Parsec has joined the Archangel Crew, Amado Koa is MiA, Mayano Arisman has joined the Crew of the Nemo ]"}
+{"text":"Were we close at all to stopping the colony from destruction? This mission was really difficult."}
+{"text":"Indeed. I'm also curious"}
+{"text":"A lot of the damage that Heliopolis had gotten in canon came from the fact the Archangel was pincered by D-Type mobile suits and had to use its weaponry within the colony to defend itself... Well than and indiscriminate fire from Miguel as well, which went unmitigated in this scenario. At least, in a way, the Archangel getting beaten up far worse than it did in Canon has made the situation far more dire to them but Heliopolis was as good as destroyed from the moment the Le Creuset Squad failed to capture the Strike"}
+{"text":"New Thread up!"}
+{"text":"(THIS QUEST'S CANON IGNORES THE EXISTENCE OF OTHER M, PRIME 4: BEYOND, AND CERTAIN PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS COMPLETELY) The year is 2XX1. In the wake of the Carrion Wars two years prior, the Galactic Federation has shattered completely. After the Civil War For Human Supremacy, the Galactic Federation was divided in two. The ousted old guard who welcomed aliens among it's ranks and leadership, and the new Federation for a new age. Many sweeping changes have happened as of late, the Federation now has a strict no aliens allowed policy for recruitment, combat, and leadership, the only exceptions being contracted bounty hunters. Just five months ago, our best soldier, Samus Aran, the sole inheritor of the now-extinct Chozo's technology, secrets and power suit betrayed the Federation and went AWOL when assigned to destroy a weapon of mass destruction being built by old guard insurgents along with their leaders. Her power suit has technology and equipment beyond anything we can comprehend, let alone assign to our troops, so this is an unacceptable loss. She must be found, brought to justice for her crimes, and stripped of her Chozo technology and secrets. This is where we are sending out an open invitation on DarkCommNet to FOUR bounty hunters, regardless of species or affiliation, to take on this mission of utmost importance. Your mission; travel to Kriken space, where there are rumors of a bounty hunter with a power suit and technology matching the description of Samus Aran has been taking contracts, many of which involve illicit activities and in some cases, assassination, and making a name for herself as \"the hunter\". We want her brought in dead or alive, and outside of Kriken Space. In the case of the former, please ensure that her corpse is intact enough to ensure the retrieval of genetic and organ materials. We cannot give you access to military support or formal supplies on your mission to Kriken space, as they are highly territorial, aggressive, and will declare war if Federation involvement is suspected, which we cannot afford with our current resources after the Carrion Wars. We can, however, ensure a handsome reward of nontaxed Galactic Standard Credits, as well as a blanket pardon for any past and future crimes committed. Please fill out the application below if you are of interest: Name Age Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He's just writing out the lorepost. Trust the plan."}
+{"text":"QM kinda dipped. My dumbass decided to post this my finals week not realizing I wouldn't have free time until like the 18th so there's that. This post WILL be back at some point, but consider it to be formally abandoned until after then. I owe you all an apology, I considered that maybe I shouldn't have posted this so soon"}
+{"text":"You're the QM?"}
+{"text":"No sweat at all! Just glad you swung back in to give us some context. I'm down to wait if you're still game to run! Haven't seen any Metroid stuff on /qst/ in ages"}
+{"text":"Cheers m80"}
+{"text":"A world that grows only where you walk. Where you live. --- This is an experimental RPG thread. Every player receives an individual story, a personal starting point, and a mission crafted around the character they create. Because this is a test run, rare resets may happen, but I will do everything I can to avoid them. Only 6 slots are available. --- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Perhaps you should go back 2 Reddit and tell them of your epic burn on the AI chuds?"}
+{"text":"[[Hello again, I'm alive. I'm having a turbulent day today. I was lucky to be able to continue now, My new neighbor lent me his Wi-Fi. Long story short.]] [[Before continuing with the runs, I need to clarify several of the meta posts that were left pending.]] [[I understand your concern. Since I met you, I've noticed that you're a guy who tries to explore what's possible and what's not. You have my full support for that. The premise of my world is to give you as close to free will as possible. But with that comes the weight of responsibility and consequences. You can try whatever you want, literally anything you want. You can start an unjustifiable massacre, you can start hunting down characters, simply because you want to. I'm not going to stop that. I'll simply narrate the consequences, but I can't guarantee you'll like them. I won't act in bad faith towards you; I'll just be brutally realistic, it's different. But if I may say so, I'm very proud to have had you as a player, even if you never participate again, I learned valuable things from you. I had to make drastic changes to my machine simply because you were playing intensely on it. That was wonderful. I hope that from now on I can implement even more.]] dice rolling system [[I didn't mention it, but at any point in the game you can request any type of roll as many times as you want, as long as you have a well-founded justification for each one. They will be subject to evaluation, but in practice I am certain that all your requests will be approved.]] regions and NPCs [[They're already predefined. Biomes, culture, population, but it's all blank. They exist, but they're gradually coming to life through your actions. For example, I already had a prince with a family, kingdom, and location, but that was all. Then someone with my registration \"did something\" with him, and now he has this mark, and this prince, technically speaking, It belongs intimately to this player. And now, with the context created, I can feed this prince lore without mercy. The people around him now exist within a context created by that player. I currently have a story based on pre-defined goals for this character to follow. This is literally his life's journey. That's what he exists for, after all, his player wanted it that way.]] Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"[[I've been thinking a lot about this post. I confess that looking at it now, I needed the time I spent getting here just to reflect on what you said and give you an appropriate response, even if you're not there to read. Out of respect for your disapproval of the superficiality that ChatGPT brings to my words, I will only use Google Translate in this post.]] about not being able [[The only thing I can't do competently is narrate in English, because I don't know how to speak English. It sounds strange, but I'm at a stage of learning where I can only read and listen, but I can't express myself properly, let alone narrate. The most I can do is narrate and then translate with a translator, but even then it will sound awful. In that respect, there's no way I can even argue against it.]] [[I can count on my fingers how many times I've been a gm, but I've lost count of how many times I've played. And every time I play, Especially when I create something new adapted to my system, it stays in my head as a learning experience. So I go on and on, creating entire villages in my head with just one character that I create. One thing I can say with authority is that being a gm is for those who enjoy it, because it's not easy at all. If you are committed to bringing an experience to your players, you will have struggles. I feel the weight when you represent them in your actions, just as it offends me because it's as if I were against it, as if I were a cancer that competes with and tramples those who deserve space. But I have no intention of stopping. What I can do is learn English and try to create 100% personal narrations, using the system to facilitate immersion in the world. Putting an ID into an individual player's head so they can play however they want without worrying about destroying the world or my head is something that ChatGPT provides me with.]] [[Know that I understand your premise and that I will use your message to one day actually narrate 100% organically and without a translator, just don't expect that to happen today. Not in this robust and complex system.]]"}
+{"text":"[[You know, I wish you'd just been up front about being ESL, I know a lot of anons here are assholes about that but I can understand why it might make you feel insecure or want to rely on ChatGPT. I would still rather bounce, I need to focus on my own quests I'm running anyways, it is hard like you said. You've got my very express permission to use Horatio as an NPC, I hope you do something interesting with him and he becomes a memorable part of your world.]]"}
+{"text":"[[If you change your mind, your adventure will be here. Since, despite your disappointment in me, you've genuinely shown interest and enthusiasm in my work, please tell me, the only thing that bothers you is the fact that I use AI to narrate for me? If not, what else could I be doing to redeem myself?]] [[Your work is very good, and I'm interested in going on an adventure that includes you in the world. The problem is that I'm not prepared to deal with other races; it's going to be a tremendous culture shock, even if I establish 100% tolerance between races (which it wouldn't be so interesting in my opinion). I don't want to dismiss anything you've posted; I can imagine a whole world inside your head just waiting to be extracted and used here, but I need your help to understand what you mean by \"elf.\" What is your basic understanding of what an elf is? Where do you draw your inspiration from?]] [[Nah, your character has a lot of potential and can do a lot more. I can create NPCs, and you are the soul of Horatio, and as honored as I would be to use you as an NPC, I simply want to see him alive, doing things that go beyond my perspective and control. We just get started. My biggest mistake and disrespect was not creating my own NPCs to bring your journey to life, something I corrected that day but haven't had time to narrate the continuation yet. I studied tribes, the influences of the season on the environment, and I did some simulations just so you wouldn't feel abandoned in a void without existence. Even if you don't come back, you added a lot to my life and I will always be grateful for knowing Horatio.]]"}
+{"text":"Within the walls of an abandoned café, a scheme begins to form, the take down of one of the most prominent figures of the city’s underworld will soon go underway. Preparations are happening, and you’re at the heart of it. After your short date with Celia concluded, she asked for a favor, to force her biological father to face justice: the head of the mafia, Gianluigi Youhao. You’ll be handsomely repaid for your efforts. The assault team consists of 5 key members: You, Aurora Dewitt, Charlotte ‘Crossbill’ Summers, Celia Youhao (?), and Beanie Hedgehog. Beanie Hedgehog consists of 4 key members: A Beanie Hedgehog doll, Veranica Mouseson, Liu Yeong, and Lydie Zexian all inside a trench coat. During your review of the potential threats, it was revealed that one of the biggest ones is the man you defeated in a Go-Kart race, ‘Titan #1’ Jielun Zexian is Loud Lydie’s brother. Small world. Shortly after a barrage of questions for the Golden Peak Academy Ace (that went unanswered), the second degree sisters returned to get up to speed with what had been discussed. To recap quickly, the three threats discussed so far are: -Former Assembly Member and Current Ka-Shing lackey — Joe Riddle. -Former Assembly Member, Former Prisoner who you liberated during the raid, and Supposed Member of the Youhao Clan — Sasha Langdon. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"[*The Real* Part 5 — A Call with Meredith Steen.] The conversation went a little off-topic with Rora’s question. There isn’t much to say, but there’s a point undisclosed: What will Lady Steen do with this information? “That’s the only question I have!” Rora doesn’t want to take anyone’s time. “Well, until we hang out!” “I have a question of my own.” You adjust your glasses. “Lady Steen, tell us, what’s your next move? I doubt you’re going to wait with your arms crossed until this is over.” “Wicked as it may sound, opportunities rise in time of crisis.” Lady Steen is almost flattered by your question. “I shall move to City Hall and determine who’d I want to owe me favor.” “You’re not going to be in favor of the Youhao Clan, right?” You wonder. “I enjoy risky bets, not losing ones.” Lady Steen sees no future in the mafia. “And to go against you? I’m going to lose more than what I’m bargaining for.” “Yeah, you better not! We know where you live and we totally can steal your stuff.” Aurora threatens. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Oh yeah, why isn’t Bubbles here? I miss her cute silly face.” Aurora laments that there’s no Honey Bubbles reunion. “It was supposed to be a small mission that has gone a lil’ overboard...” You admit as you look at the overwhelming number of members. “You dare to question Beanie Hedgehog’s inclusion? We’re a totem of excellency.” Lydie speaks for the plushy. “...And if we need more help, I’ll call her up.” You ignore the doll’s inane dialogue. “She sounded pretty engaged, all things considered. Right time, right place for her help over there.” Vera relies. “Anyway, let’s resume my briefing!” “Our.” Crossbill was part of it. She even initiated it. This woman is cheeky. “Yeah, yeah, it’s a team meeting and all that.” Vera utterly ignores what the bird meant, and starts checking her notes. “We talked about Joe, we talked about Sasha, we talked about Lydie’s lame brother.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! Happy holidays!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running. Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"I don't know why captcha is so ass outside of hiroshimoot doing a hiroshimoot, but I do know it's meant to filter absolute peabrains like me from posting. :("}
+{"text":"Soon indeed. Don't know what verify email you're seeing, but as for captcha they only need one thing in common. Even if it's as simple as same border width on the different shapes, or two the same color, or same number of dots. Robot detected! Get this clanker!"}
+{"text":"I pick the only ones that look remotely different or every image isn't related to each other in any way, its fucking retarded. EVERY IMAGE IS GOD DAMN DIFFERENT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I EXPECTED TO THINK IS THE SAME! I cant even post because the fucking captcha keeps throwing random shit on the screen that has no consistency for anything! AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE BACKGROUND THAT SHIFTS EVERY TIME, AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIZE OF THE SHIT ON THE IMAGE THAT IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH ONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE THOUGHT BEHIND THIS?! I gotta skip this run DG, this shit is fucking infuriating because it makes no damn sense. Make Gookmoot and character so we can murder him slowly with Force lightning."}
+{"text":"from my experience it's the amount of shapes, how big the shapes are, which shapes have no pairs, if the letters are different colors or if they're mirrored, stuff like that. Pretty sure it doesn't stop bots though, there's probably something they do to the site itself to slip by and start shitposting. Or maybe they just borrow IPs of humans that did enough captchas and start spamming."}
+{"text":"It's TIME!"}
+{"text":"Your name is Vincent Cruz. You work in a shady government-backed facility in the middle of the New Mexico desert. By all accounts, you are a complete and total nobody to the Powers That Be. You've managed to survive the last 7 days at your job. Your job, of course, involves studying and researching dangerous anomalous entities in order to make money for the Abnormality Regulation Coalition (also known as ARC). In fact, you survived long enough to get promoted from Level 0 to Level 1. You're no longer on the bottom of the totem pole but you're still so, so far away from the top. Five more ranks to go and who's to say you'll survive long enough to reach the top? If you're going to die here, at least you're going to die at the top. You've climbed dozens upon dozens of corporate ladders, what's one more, after all? It's the only life you've known so you might as well get comfortable with it. As for a recap of some notable things that happened recently? You accidently stumbled across Liz getting herself involved in office politics. While you don't care about getting yourself entangled in them, you decided to keep an eye on Liz to make sure she won't do something she'll regret. You also learnt that one of your coworkers, Ashton, is an aberrant cannibalistic human called a 'Harvester'. For a while you thought her unconditional kindness to you was a mask for something but no, apparently she really see you as a friend. Instead of a meal, thankfully. A dream you had last night still lingers in the back of your mind. It was the only decision you could've made, it was the only right decision, you had to leave that house. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I want to help my fellow man. Helping them with their own burdens.\" A foolish dream."}
+{"text":"write-in You know, FET, if someone had asked me that two weeks ago I'd probably have either brushed it off as a don't know, don't care type of thing or I would've talked about my obligations, as that was all I've ever truly known. Now? I find myself wanting to help my fellow humans - or at least some of them. And I remember things. Things that were buried deep inside of me. I want to learn more about myself and help my friends along the way. I guess, my purpose right now is ... finding my purpose, if that makes any sense?"}
+{"text":"\"I want to help my fellow man. Helping them with their own burdens.\" A foolish dream. Yes, a foolish dream perhaps, but better than just being a nihilistic, self-pitying, hateful mess, soulless corporate drones, rolling over and being swept away by misery. We can do good even if it's small, maybe even reform ARC if possible to degree. We should endure all that will come."}
+{"text":"+1 Man, FET’s act is getting *very* sophisticated, *very* fast. Think he’s at a point where he’ll appreciate a more complex response."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"Miles of highway condense together in your head as you watch the yellow lines pass under you. You hated long drives, especially with passengers that don’t appreciate your music taste. You reached into the console and pulled out your pack of cigarettes with the lighter inside. You put the last cigarette in your mouth and tried to light it but with no success. “Almost got it,” you whispered to no one in particular. You kept steering with one hand as you grabbed the lighter and lit it, letting the smoke escape out the slightly cracked window. You were almost coordinated enough to use your telekinesis to smoke. To your right sleeping in the passenger seat was your resident telepath, Denise. Sprawled out in both seats behind you was the precog, Cassandra. That’s how you knew it would be an uninteresting trip, based on how relaxed she looks. It was just going to be a routine mission, a snatch and grab. You didn’t care for the details of who you were kidnapping, you only knew he was a natural psychic. He must have been caught in the act of using it, intentionally or not. About one percent of the population are born with a certain organ attached to their brain stem known as the Sigmata. Most who have it won’t even realize they are mutants with its effect being so weak. The powerlifter who unknowingly channels telekinesis into his muscles to help with his lift or the charismatic celebrity who everyone loves for no particular reason, both examples of natural born psychics that are harmless. They can still far outperform any non-mutant but have modest achievements and don’t break the veil of secrecy. On the other hand there are some psychics who have to be controlled, the pyromaniac who realizes if he focuses enough he can start a flame with his mind or the dictator who could compel people to commit genocide with his voice alone. To make these people disappear is the job of the secret government organization known as the Department of Psychic Studies."}
+{"text":"Destroy DPS's extraction systems and let the alien scan my intent freely to prove that we will limit and not abuse our powers"}
+{"text":"Agree. Humans are too violent and dangerous. Strip psychic power away from us, we cannot use it responsibly."}
+{"text":"You had an idea, you projected it, “Intent.” Intent was the key, psychic powers could be used for good and not violence. You would use them to save the world. The alien seemed to dismiss you, “Insufficient.” It wasn’t good enough for the alien. One human’s intent wasn’t a promise for humanity. The massive alien turned around, ready to fly away. You had one more try. “Love.” The alien turned around and cocked its head, “Incomplete.” It didn’t understand. So you projected your memories. Denise saving you from the robber, her bandaging your hands, laughing in the restaurant. The alien straightened out like it understood, “Bond.” It was getting there, you projected the fight with Darby, how you did it to protect her. The choice to drop the pillar knowing it might kill you as well knowing it would keep her safe. “Sacrifice.” Yes, it was beginning to understand. Humanity had the ability to self sacrifice for those they loved. Therefore violence was not the end but the means. You tried again, “Love.” You were a psychic soldier, who knew no parents, and were raised for one purpose which was violence. Even you were capable of love, so humanity was capable of being saved. The stars in the alien’s eyes twinkled, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eventually the fleet arrived, Roswell projected one last message to you before disappearing forever. Roswell extended his hand and waved it awkwardly, a practiced human behavior but a meaningful gesture nonetheless. “Farewell.” With that he flew upward into the massive starship that sat just out of the atmosphere. They left a signal beacon, so that all psychics could continue to use their powers for good. The ships disappeared from all detection systems, nobody knew where in the universe they went. As you pushed the waist high snow from the outside of the cabin, Dimitri popped his head out the door. “Aiden, you come inside now. Work more later.” Inside Denise and her mom Petra had prepared the reindeer meat into a great Christmas meal. The fireplace burned hot, warming up the whole place nicely. You sat down to eat as you were starving from all the work Dimitri had made you do. You couldn’t help yourself and you dug in. “Aiden, pass salt.” You gripped it with your kinesis, but not quite dexterous enough, you spilled it. Everyone laughed, “Use hands next time.” Petra asked Denise something in Russian you couldn’t understand, she looked to dismiss it. Dimitri didn’t seem to mind translating, “She says when will you marry?” You got taken by surprise, blood rushed into your face, maybe it was too hot in this cabin. “Oh.” Denise was not having it, “Dad!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know this was rushed I just can't prove it"}
+{"text":"You are a CANONICALLY HOMOSEXUAL wizard man. You have an EPIC STAFF and also a WITCH'S BROOMSTICK which feels PRETTY REDUNDANT you think. You were thinking of hitting up a REDBOX to pick up a straight-to-dvd BROOMSPELL which is something like a MOVIE (your broom doubles as a DVD player) But first, what is your name?"}
+{"text":"as a GAY WIZARD myself, I am more fond of STEMcel PhD holders as with that I can JERK OFF more regularly"}
+{"text":"The bonebeast waits patiently as you fire off an email using Wiz.com GAYRO, I AM ABLE TO COVER THE COSTS, JUST PLEASE HURRY ASAP!! I NEED YOUR MAGIC IMMEDIATELY!!!! That should get the lad out of bed. However, you're not really sure how you can restore his magic. In order to gain a smiting lightstuff constitution one must absorb a DYING WHITE DWARF STAR. Maybe you should search for something more readily available for him to reconstitute with in the mean time?"}
+{"text":"Take the skeleton apart, put the bones in my anus, and start an Onlyfans"}
+{"text":"Yeah start only fans to collect money to purchase a dying white dwarf star"}
+{"text":"Sword? Use the sword? Although sword magic may not be the best against these bonebeasts...."}
+{"text":"Your name is (name), you are from a small unknown village, in some forest nobody cares about. Your village has a small church where you and your family visit every weekend, your father is a farmer like most people here, wheat's the largest export in this village and what keeps everyone fed when there isn't a drought. You have 2 siblings, your older brother and your older sister, you never really connected with them, and you think they may actually dislike you, you are quite a bit younger than them. Your mother is too weak to farm and so she is the village weaver, she learned how to weave from your late grandmother, your mother has also inherited some books from your grandfather, so you and your siblings are one of the few literate people in the village. When the taxmen come every half-year some merchants also follow them due to the taxmen's guradforce, you like to borrow and read some books from the nice merchants before they leave, you are too poor to afford to buy books, so you are quite grateful that they let you just borrow and read some books, you think it's a novelty to them to encounter a literate villager. Aside from all of that, you are quite a loner, you never really connected with anybody in the village, not even your parents, but you aren't bothered with that, you prefer being alone with your books. You always dreamt of leaving your backwater village, you always thought higher of yourself than most of your peers, that could be a contributing factor to your isolation, but nontheless you held that belief your whole life. When you were a child you already hoped for something better, 'how could no one here aspire for something more?' you've asked yourself time and time again, there had to more to life than farming and praying. You never had the opportunity to leave the village, your father would always shout at you that \"It's too dangerous to leave! you'll die out there!\", of course you never believed him, but rules are rules, you wouldn't want to incur your father's wrath by going out. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"retard can't read Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"almost forgot boud this quest"}
+{"text":"I'll run it as a one-shot and I have run something before. I think I'll manage."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised you know what \"the lights are bright\" means in this context."}
+{"text":"I've followed through and made the one-shot real. Hope it lives up to the groundwork set up here."}
+{"text":"The radiant summer sun shone down upon the verdant sylvan landscape; these fair meadows and groves had an ethereal quality that was, of course, a vestige of the faewild of old. The sight of its remnant had been among the most enchanting things you had ever seen. And yet, you couldn't help escape the burden that was so heavily laden upon your head; the crown may be kept safely in the vaults under the Albrechtsburg, but its weight never quite left your head. It was among the elder days of the 13th century, the year 1275 to be exact. And the kingdom of Greifswald was at peace. Still, as far as realms were concerned, yours was still young, for it had been but thirteen years since the formal proclamation of the kingdom, though in truth, it has existed as a polity since 1241, though only as a dukedom. 34 years of an Adlershorst upon the throne, though the lineage stretched back further; by the standards of the continent, the royal bloodline was virtually new money. Now, in the waning years of the 13th century, the king and court are engaged upon a tour of the northern fiefs, solidifying alliances and ensuring the loyalty of vassals. Yet things are not as they should be; monks travel and do not greet their king, and nobles leave their estates and disappear, only for them to resurface in strange and secretive gatherings. It wasn't rebellion, or at least, it hadn't been able to coalesce into one, but your suspicions were brewing. War you knew; compared to the soldierly simplicity of that life, dealing with the two-faced members of the aristocracy was something you had grown into, but you still perceived the practice with distaste. It is not that you don't enjoy the pleasure of conversation with some wine and roasted pork, but you would prefer it without the threat of walking yourself into a verbal trap, where you would need to extricate yourself with utmost courtesy. All in all, the tour has had mixed results; the count of Hoenstein had provided you with some useful information regarding one Oskar von Schmallhausen and a Hedwig von Merckhayn, though what they were up to is a bit of a puzzle. On the other hand, your visit with the burgrave of Dornheim was nothing short of an unmitigated disaster. You said a few things were maybe a tad bit high-handed, he retorted in kind, and you left as soon as you had come, before he would tear up his contract of vassalage to you or do something worse. The matter left a bitter, though perhaps sour, taste in your mouth, and you didn't really feel like continuing this tour, or at least wanted to speed it up for your sake. If anything, the nobles should come to you; if all of them were in Ritterbach, there would be no more of this. But what was started should be seen through... General links of varying importance. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The late watch Wake up early."}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"\"You feel there was a great injustice in your home and feel powerless to amend it here. Is that right? There is power here, Asli, more than any bow, however well-strung, could wield. The sultan has that power. If you reach his ear, that could be yours to use.\"  Your words could be like honeyed poison. \"Be tender, be polite, sooth him whenever he is feeling glum, comfort him when he is feeling weak. Temper his anger, through affection, you can gain freedom, for what does man love more than woman? Freedom, my dear, shall be yours, and I shall help you gain it.\" She looked at you with expectant eyes before she reached out and patted you on the head. \"You have quite the way with words, my little dragon. Though you are no bird, you remind me of a sable raptor my brother had; quite the hunter it was.\"  She rose up from her cushions. \"But I shall do as you ask; I will present myself before the sultan tonight and see what may happen.\"  And so she walked off, without saying another word. A month passed, and young Asli found herself suddenly rising through the ranks of the harem. Though she couldn't yet claim to be sultana, a position currently claimed by the daughter of a local nomad chief, she had become about the fifteenth most favoured wife of the sultan, and, considering how he had about fifty of them, that was no small achievement. She isn't under your spell, or at least not yet, but such things take time to complete, and you were more than willing to wait. Close to the gardens, they had managed to scrounge up enough room for you to live in as your own personal chamber, and though the officials were on occasion sent to gawk at the most prestigious beast in the zoo of the royal court, they never dared to enter your private quarters, where Erassyl and Mortharn also lived, who, formally at least, were your caretakers. So on occasion, to keep up appearances, she cut your claws a tad or plucked off old scales. But when they were away, you could plot and scheme to your heart's content; obviously, this Sultane must be subverted from the inside. But you have only your connection into the harem, and there are more pillars which must be pulled; only then would this rising power fall. I must investigate this cult of Nisharr and see how chosen the sultan really is. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I must investigate this cult of Nisharr"}
+{"text":"I have an inroad with the harem; now to get one with the eunuchs."}
+{"text":"I must investigate this cult of Nisharr and see how chosen the sultan really is. I must confess some curiosity."}
+{"text":"Time to see what the factions at court are and which one I can best align with."}
+{"text":"This is a collab quest that didn't take off on /i/ so I'm moving it here. It started with submissions from other anons but I'm going to turn it into my own drawquest. I was going to make a Medabots one but the anime is too precious for me to ruin it. I also need to test the waters for some matters. Wait until I finish dumping if you're participating, thanks."}
+{"text":"alright, changing to crab hammer"}
+{"text":"Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2) Rolling for the strength of Bert's Close Combat (+2 for the bulk up) Crabhammer Yes I forgot to do it."}
+{"text":"Is STAB a thing in this quest btw?"}
+{"text":"Yes, that's why Bert got fucked up by the pecking and Lobby will take considerable damage regardless of his resistance. I could add the stab as a \"+1\" to the roll. Still, there's no official formula yet but the rolls effect is there."}
+{"text":"Good, it's the reason I chose Crabhammer, since I assume Lobby is water type."}
+{"text":"Violence. Repugnant, alluring, superfluous, indispensable…. You remember primary school: running past metal doors and out into the recess playground, the teachers would always say \"don't play rough.\" But inevitably someone would cross the line, and pushes and kicks and punches would be thrown over a crude joke or a prank, or for any one of a million stupid reasons. You were never one of the offenders. But you do remember a close friends being a frequent troublemaker and an almost semi-permanent fixture inside the principal's office; on returning he would parody the principal's lecture in a faux serious voice—”propriety this, behavior that,” and other such things that kids liked to make fun of. But at the end of whatever day he'd decided to make trouble, you would always spot him sitting on a chair inside a bereft classroom, looking downcast. Then you'd see his mother and the homeroom teacher deep in conversation, walking down the hallway and entering the room, closing the door behind them. The following day he'd always return muted and solemn, and no roughhousing would occur for several days. You'd learn many years later that at dinner, when his father would ask \"How was everyone's day,\" his mother would report on her son's mischief. Sometimes his father would wait until after dinner to bring out his belt. Other times, right there and then, he would administer his displeasure. It befuddled you. Education at the point of the sword—a paradox if ever you saw one. But it wasn't something you ever personally experienced growing up, getting \"disciplined\" in that manner. Your father… wasn’t around much Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Alright Cops 57. And the ??? got 91."}
+{"text":"You didn't expect to be woken and find a pair of police cars flashing their cruise lights in the middle of a run down motel’s parking lot. There was a single lit room, its door agape with two officers standing right outside. One of which, at the sight of your car, motioned for it to drive in and park a few spaces to the left. Ilse followed his orders and brought the car to stop. As the officer walked over she nudged you to lower the window. He came by the passengers side and leaned forward with a hand near his holster. He was in his 40s, equipped with a burly pair of arms and a razor sharp jawline that combined to give a bellicose air to him, though he relaxed at the sight of a woman at the wheel and a boy in the passenger seat. “It's mighty late to be traveling round these parts.” He glanced back to the door where a raven haired woman had come out to talk to the remaining deputy. “We had a violent incident and speaking truthfully the culprit is most likely out on the road.” Ilse gave him an assuaging smile. “I wouldn't worry about that officer.” From under her seat she revealed a metal box, opening it to showcase a sleek silver pistol and a slew of papers which she took and held out for the officer to inspect. He read through the pages before finally looking up and handing them back. “Well Ms Haldern, permits for every county in the state, even New York City.” He was unable to hide his wonderment. “I won't deny that I'm curious as to how a civilian has more permits than a Sheriff, but right now I've got my hands full. If you're traveling any further north than Serenity, I advise you not to.” “I never caught your name, Sheriff…?” “Sheriff McDaniels.” “Like I said Sheriff McDaniels, you don’t need to worry, neither for our safety on the road or for our destination. We are actually headed for Serenity, we’ll be staying there for some time.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You rolled up the windows, the engine was rumbling and the tires were beginning to spin when you looked over to the room. You thought about your accident, how you had someone to help you. And you wondered if the woman and the girl that stood next to her had people looking out for them. Ilse could sense something brewing in your thoughts, she gave you a look, daring you to do something capricious. We should help them Nevermind"}
+{"text":"We should help them"}
+{"text":"We should help them"}
+{"text":"You're the only one being an obnoxious sperg, and we're sending you to the Cobalt Correctional Facility to be Re-Blued."}
+{"text":"Sure thing, faggot bitch."}
+{"text":"Blue are the people here who polkapound Blue like anon who is starting to cry Blue are the posts I make about my kink Just one more look at that yellow would set me free"}
+{"text":"What's your problem?"}
+{"text":"\"Cute\" You chirp, seeing some resemblance in the ball of fire and your own soul's ghost flame appearance, and then, you mimic one of the punches the crow king threw at you, back in his tournament. Oddly. Your hellfire didn't feel as harshly, bitterly cold as his had. It was rather relaxing, almost soothing. Kind of like the coolness of a corpse. And from the sounding of the gardens bell, told you that the time for the last stage of the tournament had begun, and that meant everyone had heard your decision to host it on the Moon. Since golden cores clashing in your garden would wreck it. And probably cause causalities in the audience. Which just wouldn't do. They were your people and guests. And a proper monarch ensured the well being of her people and the safety of her guests before her own. Golden Cores were rare. And ones of quality were even rarer. That meant you only had a few serious rivals to consider, and you already marked your biggest one and prepared to give him a humbling ass beating. But there were two places left in the bracket for the first contest, the martial arts/ combat contest. The one on one duels that the crowds have enjoyed so much. You'd purposefully done that, since one would be the first match of the bracket and the other would be in the last. And had put this part of the tournament before the others, since its what everyone wanted. Including yourself. And the logistics behind the scholarly, tactical, and other trials would be...a real headache. As would be the free for all brawl if there were enough golden cores capable of standing after the one on one matches... Anyways. You'd left those spots open for a reason. And that was to decide when you'd get into the tournament, since everyone wanted to see your match, so it'd be the best start or the one to keep everyone waiting on baited breath. There was a second reason, and that was to put Sheshou on the other side of the contest, to make everyone hold their breathes and wonder if you and your rival would meet in the final match Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh. Double Vote! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Second Bracket, Last Match. Against Xue Long (Fateful Encounter: Heir of Winter, Mother's Son) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"First bracket, First Match. Against Xiannu (Fateful Encounter: Goddess of the war festival) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"First bracket, First Match. Against Xiannu (Fateful Encounter: Goddess of the war festival) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"Support"}
+{"text":"You are a Wizard and it is high time that you build a tower. What do you mean you look like a witch? Silver hair? Black clothes? Skull motifs? The spooky gothic ruby choker that your old party's paladin never snapped with his ever-victorious pure-white Holy Sword because he was a thick-headed himbo who didn't know how to read the fucking mood and accept your many invitations into your atelier? No that's just your preferred aesthetic. Your tender taught you that human men - especially handsome paladins - wanted big tiddy goth mommies, and as an elf you can do two of those three things. Your tits? Biggest in your decantation batch. Your aesthetic? Humans consider it goth, especially since your specialized school of study is necromancy. Your ability to bear children and become a \"mommy\"? Well, you don't have a womb, but nothing's stopping you from growing a child in your atelier with some blood from you and your husband. If you had one. You don't. This is a problem. No one wants to marry an elf after her two hundred and fiftieth birthday. Twelve adventuring parties came and went throughout your career as a wizard, and every fucking time the Paladin or Warrior's childhood friend - usually a priestess who stood in the back row, squealed in terror, and cast heal cure spells - won before you could even shoot your shot. So now you're three hundred years old (and have been so for over two centuries), exhausted, single, a virgin who has never even seen a man's sword outside of paintings. Not for lack of trying. Sun above and moon below you tried. You even went as far as to strip naked and walk into a camp of savage orcs rumored to take human women for their vile pleasures... only for their warchief to throw his cloak over you, take you aside, and explain quite clearly that orcs don't work like that. All male orcs may be, just as elves are always female, their reproduction is tied to battle and so most aren't keen on using their clubs like that. The \"breeding pits\" you read about in the Central Library were the perfidious lies of the Holy Church. How dare they give you hope. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I wish. Just kinda burnt out. Sorry for going incommunicado. Consider this quest on indefinite hiatus."}
+{"text":"o7"}
+{"text":"You're a talented writer with a powerful imagination, and a pleasant QM to banter with. Wishing you well and a lot of rest, thanks for running this, it was a real gas while it lasted."}
+{"text":"Was a blast having you. Thanks! +1 to get well and have lotsa rest"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running. See you around, and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"*Universal Century 0079* What began as a bid for autonomy in Side 3 erupted into the most devastating war humanity has ever witnessed. Half of all human lives have already been lost in the first month alone. Entire colonies became tombs. Fleets lost to the vast silence of space. Countless cities on Earth reduced to rubble. And now, in the aftermath of Operation British and Zeon's planetary invasion, one truth has become undeniable: Mobile suits rule the battlefield. The Principality of Zeon’s Zaku had reshaped warfare overnight. Now the Federation is scrambling, desperate, bleeding, trying to catch up before they lose the war entirely. Somewhere beneath the humid jungles of South America, the Federation begins a secret race against time. You are ***Ian Voss***. *Rank:* Lieutenant 1st Class *Assignment:* Join the Federation’s experimental “1st MS Team,” a prototype mobile-suit evaluation unit tasked with field-testing captured Zeon technology and accelerating the Federation’s crash-program to catch up in MS warfare. *Location:* Testing Annex 17, a dummy installation linked to Jaburo by a network of underground rail tunnels. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 66 - 5 (1d100 - 5)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 19 + 5 (1d100 + 5) Rolling"}
+{"text":"Rolled 20 - 5 (1d100 - 5)"}
+{"text":"Highest roll of 66 scrapes us through with a success, writing now."}
+{"text":"Still here hoping for more, boss."}
+{"text":"You awake on a deserted island. You don't know where you are. You don't know how you got there. You'd probably be royally fucked if it weren't for the fact that you happen to be carrying three things with you. What three things are you carrying? (one item at a time)"}
+{"text":"Should have known it wasn't going to be so shrimple."}
+{"text":"The lobster used its time-stop ability on the QM. The fiend!"}
+{"text":"Why this quest reminds me of the MultiUser Dungeon game I used to play when I was a kid. Also cool thread"}
+{"text":"Maneuver AROUND the lobster. It will try to bend around in response and expose its articulating membrane. Then use your sword to pierce it."}
+{"text":"Anon, QM hasn't updated or posted anything in almost two weeks..."}
+{"text":"Guide your Schizo to Greatness or imprisonment within a mental health facility or both! You are an anonymous young man in his 20s who has recently come down with schizophrenia and your job is to guide this youth towards a number of different paths all up to you the voters! Have him go down the old boring route as a homeless vagrant or have him become a Orthodox Christian monk living in a monastery or turn him into a radical Satanic right wing insurgent or make bank as a lolcow...the possibilities are endless and all up to YOU! (How this works is that I will present a list of options which you choose and vote for as a collective or you can submit your own option/action/event and vote for that and the ones with the most votes wins! I will check this every day or 24 hours and thus voting closes once I put up a new post!) You've been going about your daily routine, taking care of chores, schooling and/or work, going about your life as a daily cog in the machine of society when SUDDENLY....you begin hearing voices...strange voices.....voices which frighten you. Choose the nature of your auditory hallucinations: A.) Divine: The voices beckon you towards the light, towards divinity, soothing and comforting but with a dash of righteousness to go along with grace and mercy B.) Demonic: The voices are gnashing of teeth and screeches of rage, they whisper such deviant things into your ear, things which frighten (and at some base level, intrigue) you. C.) Narcissistic: The voices declare you a god, the only god, a superhuman, and many other pompous titles and recognition of your inner greatness. Do you take the mantle? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A.) Divine: The voices beckon you towards the light, towards divinity, soothing and comforting but with a dash of righteousness to go along with grace and mercy"}
+{"text":"it's fine, as long as you remember to come each day to doot we can run it"}
+{"text":"D.) Paranoid: The voices take the form of hearing others whisper your demise, hearing secret codes, seeing secret symbols and language among innocuous things. Bet QM forgot this thread"}
+{"text":"C.) Narcissistic: The voices declare you a god, the only god, a superhuman, and many other pompous titles and recognition of your inner greatness. Do you take the mantle?"}
+{"text":"c'mon op, come back"}
+{"text":"War War Never Changes. They finally fucking did it. The bombs fell not long ago. The world is over. No more people. Just shambling radioactive corpses. No more nations, just glowing craters, dust, and shadows of people that once were. No more seasons, just nuclear winter. Shopping? No such thing. Have fun struggling to find a drop of water or a crumb of food that won't kill you. The RADS oh god the fucking RADS, inescapable and everpresent. Truly the end of the world. Rapture maybe happened and whatever is left...well, most people are quickly giving up on God. Kinda hard to keep believing when the world ended, and you were left behind. Except for the zealots, anyway, but those guys are crazy as the cannibalistic raiders. That isn't even getting into all the weird shit that keeps happening and becoming. Makes you wish it was 'just' a nuclear winter. Walking corpses. Mutants. Inexplicable anomalies. Unnatural terrain. Strange whispers that you aren't the only one hearing. Honestly, it just keeps getting worse...especially with everything you have to do just to 'survive'. Living...living is just a luxury that only the pre war world got to enjoy. You meanwhile, are just another poor sucker caught up in this clusterfuck, trying to survive. (This quest will be ripping heavily from games like Fallout, Metro, Stalker, and Bioshock basically anything that fits within the setting theme to keep things interesting) Character Creation You may choose any trait from any game OR include a custom option that may be vetoed by me IF it's too unbalanced. Custom traits MUST include both positive and negative effects otherwise, it's an automatic veto. The first character will be a young male because this is about a dynasty over the generations. So long as you have a living family member the game will not end however, your characters can and WILL die over time. Anyway the last character DIED without offspring, resulting in game over, so now it's a restart with some adjustments. So here we go again. I wasn't joking about the difficulty..."}
+{"text":"Take your time and please be well QM."}
+{"text":"Rolled 42 (1d100) \"I uh...choose red I mean knowledge,\" you state. Muwahahah told you so! He's always been one of mine. Long before you two showed up! Really I'm the one whose offer he accepted first! Stop being such a sore loser. Say you wouldn't be open to sharing hm? You know what I want So long as it doesn't get in the way of the SCIENCE! I THINK is what they call it here...knowledge seeking. Fine bodily urges are so annoying. \"Oh now what you have done you FOOL,\" suddenly interrupts the witch. \"You should NEVER accept their offer...fuck.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Seek guidance Glad you're back OP."}
+{"text":"Seek guidance"}
+{"text":"Seek guidance what do, witch?"}
+{"text":"You're Tupolev, the Merchant. All your peers warned you to stay away from the Misty Mountains for strange things happen there. But you saw a profit opportunity during war time by going through the mountains to avoid the worst of the fight. However, by the time you left the mist, the land was unrecognizable. None of your old maps made any sense anymore. You sent some scouts out and they confirmed - you're in uncharted territory somehow. The question that remains is: what did you bring to these strange lands?"}
+{"text":"I glanced at the glowing stuff scattered on the forest floor, then at my crew's worried faces. The merchant's words echoed in my head: Fear makes more fear. Stealing leads to revenge. But a gift... a gift could start a conversation, an invite. We won't take what isn't ours, I said, my voice steady. And we won't hunt them or run away. I turned to the wagons. Jürgen, get a roll of that cotton cloth—the plain, strong one. Viktor, bring one of the smaller dwarf tools, maybe a hand adze. Something useful, but not a weapon. Gustav frowned. Are you paying them? I'm not paying them, I replied, kneeling to carefully put the glowing mushrooms back in their baskets. I'm starting talks. They lost what they gathered because they were scared of us. We're giving them something to make up for it. It's a way of saying hello. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place. Let us establish diplomatic relations"}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place."}
+{"text":"Use the opportunity to scout more aggressively now that they've shown themselves to be peaceful gatherers."}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place."}
+{"text":"Your name is (write in), and at only 25 years old you are the best and highest-paid football player in the world. There’s still a long road ahead before you’re widely considered the GOAT, but deep down that’s already your reality — just another fact. With your recent achievement of a fifth ring and another MVP, even the most stubborn critics accept that, at your current pace, your coronation is inevitable. Your idol Tom Brady can only watch as you reach his numbers at lightning speed. He respects you, admires you, and says that in five years there won’t be any serious debate left — you’ll be crowned while still in your prime. Your impact on football is something incredibly rare in the world of sports. Hopefully nothing bad happens to you before that. … Taiwman, late February. You’ve been celebrating the championship for days in a nonstop party. You landed your private jet here, loaded with rich friends and wild girls, so you can all enjoy the new futuristic district filled with robots, super-drugs, and flying cars. Your best friend is: Raptor, a punk pornstar with a split tongue and a very intense palate. She loves vampires and knows everything about dinosaurs. Fugaku, a professional ping-pong player who also carves swords into bamboo for fun. Alexey, a blind Russian singer who jokes about how easy life would be if he had telekinetic powers. Julian, a Mexican running back who loves insects. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"a megaphone (can also be a sound-based gun against creatures with sensitive hearing) The high T choice free the poor guy… and drink the blood from the cauldron [...]it's even possible to molest this thing"}
+{"text":"a megaphone dive into the cauldron"}
+{"text":"a megaphone (can also be a sound-based gun against creatures with sensitive hearing) You feel sorry for him free the poor guy… and drink the blood from the cauldron"}
+{"text":"Somebody must to roll it for a successful sexual abuse. 3d6 under 9."}
+{"text":"I've changed my mind though. At least to molest that guy."}
+{"text":"you, yes YOU will determine the fate of Our Hero! your prompts shape his destiny and his actions (almost) all suggestions will be considered! don't be afraid to get creative!"}
+{"text":"Given the detail it has been seen at Well it was seen by beastmen. Do we know if they have keen nght-vision?"}
+{"text":"Perhaps, perhaps"}
+{"text":"+1 capirote xiphos will never stop being funny to me"}
+{"text":"I miss swordboy"}
+{"text":"We all do. :("}
+{"text":"Well, here we are. You were woken up from a midday nap by the grinding of the brakes as the train arrived at X-X Station (pronounced \"Double Cross,\" according to a clerk), and thus missed the first opportunity to queue for a quick exit from the car, as you were still quite drowsy and groping around to ensure that your possessions had (also) arrived unperturbed. Now you have queued behind a pair of rotund priests (Reformists, you think), as they gingerly step onto the platform and lose themselves in the sea of people. There are more people here than you've ever seen in once place, at least since you were a child. It's hot: hotter than it would ever get in Iscthymia. At least it's a dry heat there. Here you can feel every layer of clothing beginning to drip. But you can't take off your jacket just yet. It's dangerous, you think. If there is one thing you hate it's traveling over-encumbered, so, in the spirit of new beginnings, you packed only the bare essentials. There's a nagging feeling of regret as you begin to intuit that perhaps you wouldn't know what would really count as essential in this new chapter of your life, in Chaotzakka, with its fourteen million people. These are things you would've pondered on the train ride had you not dozed off immediately. You're carrying a hardshell briefcase, a backpack that's coming apart at the seams, and a little bum bag crossed over your shoulder. You lift your patrol cap to see more clearly; you don't want to remove it as your hair is almost certainly a mess, but the material is itchy. The cap and bag are from your year of mandatory civil service. The backpack is from your school days. The briefcase used to be your dad's. You're trying to get used to the smells and sounds. It seems like everything ticks, rings, or thuds in this city. You are buffeted by a blast of hot steam and struggle to breathe for a moment. Unlike a country bumpkin such as yourself, city-dwellers know to back away from the train as soon as they get off. That's why they call the station the \"sauna.\" Just a little sample of that big-city wit for you. You thought you'd checked that you had everything before getting off the train, but a sudden irrational panic grips you and you fear having left your most important possession behind. But of course this isn't the case; you can feel its weight on your right hip. Still, just for assurance, you reach down with your free hand and grip your Blade Pistol Staff"}
+{"text":"Ask Garrett if he knew your dad."}
+{"text":"Ask Garrett if he knew your dad."}
+{"text":"[ Update coming later today. ]"}
+{"text":"[ Very sorry for the wait, weekends are more complicated for me. Weekend updates will probably be more spaced-out in the future.] Well, if Galick knew who your dad was, you may as well find out who else did. After a moment of doubt, you ask Garrett straight up: did he know him? Garrett meets your gaze with an inscrutable expression. A moment passes before he answers... \"Sorry, but no. I mean, I knew of him. But, if you're wondering, I didn't know about this connection when we met.\" That's kind of a relief. The two of you rejoin the table amidst a newly-enlivened conversation. Hassan whispers at you again, though. \"Hey, why the hell does everyone here think you killed that monster back in the Zone?\" You don't know how to respond to this. \"I mean, not that I mind, but...\" He does seem to mind a bit. \"People here have been fed a different version of events. Nobody here seems to know about Maggde.\" You wonder if the Talons decided to downplay their role in today's disastrous excursion for the sake of damage control. But then again, Chernabel and Umaz were also there, and it's not like the giant smoke cloud wasn't visible for miles... do people think you pulled off a miraculous feat, or have they assumed that you're some kind of prodigy? How exactly do they think you managed to incinerate that monster? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"QM? You okay? It has been a week and a bit."}
+{"text":"\"Gill and Kane, stay here and keep watch. Alert us if anybody sails near the wreckage. The rest of you, with me.\" “Yessir, boss!” Two men split off from the group and stand guard by the gaping hole that had allowed you all an entrance. It was a miracle the remains of the ship were afloat at all, nearly half of it shorn off by Sea Devil knows what. You count yourself lucky you weren't a part of the battle and count yourself even luckier that you and the rest of the bandits got here first. Somehow, you doubt even your imagination can conceive the type of loot a ship from the fleet of an Emperor of the Sea might contain. You proceed down the hallway, avoiding the gouges in the flooring and the dagger-sharp planks sticking out of the walls. The primary instinct that strikes you is to hover at the back of the pack, but there seems to be constant jockeying for position over there - no good bandit welcomes a backstabbing - so you stay where you are and keep your eyes and ears open. This wasn't your first job with these guys, but that was no invitation to let your guard down. The boss kicks down a door and steps inside a room up ahead. With furtive looks at each other, the rest of you follow suit and funnel in. Scattered gasps and murmurs fill the silence of the chamber. The chamber was chock-full of glittering, glorious treasure chests. \"Boys... we hit the JACKPOT!\" The boss of the bandits nearly stumbles; such is his excitement in approaching the nearest chest. The rings on his hand clink together as he reaches for the clasp that separates riches from the ragged. One more step... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to apprehend her. You don’t see taking human life as justice and avoid it except in the very worst-case scenarios. An incident in your past led you to try and see the good in people. Merciful Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice. Fuck it Let's go all in"}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice. was gonna say mercy but in canon most pirates aren't the strawhats, that and i kinda wanna see what could make our absolute justie change down the line and how it could impact us"}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding Write in: *and* the priesthood. Whiteshirt's Godi steered him true. I want what they know and you'll give it to me. One way or another.\""}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding\""}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Sven Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding\" Modified it a little bit."}
+{"text":"support this write-in. Finally ! + this put Vali to work \"Vali. Get me a log of every recent transmission. We'll forward them to the officer of naval intelligence. Daisy, bag and gag the ta"}
+{"text":"+1 Yeh this should conflict and the more info we get the higher chance of ending einherjar once and for all. Doesn't really matter if they figure out svens connection."}
+{"text":"A wild (possibly tameable?) mynock appears! The disease is telling me to write a \"Reborn as a Vidya Villain(ess), my death flags are endless\" quest Yes please"}
+{"text":"NEMESIS update! To kill, capture, or the hunt?"}
+{"text":"All this mechanics discussion did trigger my hyperfixation again. The best alchemy mechanic of all time just popped into my head, fully realized..."}
+{"text":"Thinking of running a not!planescape quest, has it been done before? Can you give me a link if that's the case? If you are not familiar, it's essentially a big city connected to several different dimensions, where incredibly powerful beings coexist with mortals"}
+{"text":"Forgot to do this earlier but: Gotham City Beat Cop returns this week for the action packed task of... informing the next of kin :( Help us break the news here:"}
+{"text":"Across the stars there exists a legend walking among the myriad species of the stars, and his name is Zarus. Zarus is a creature that is known as a human, a species that came from somewhere unknown. In truth, they aren't too much unlike those of the intergalactic community, with meager lives only a fraction as long as yours, of flesh and blood and with hands and feet, spacedust given fleeting form. Only, Zarus himself isn't like other humans - at least, not to your or anyone else in the galaxy's knowledge. Zarus is the most powerful of all psykers in the galaxy. This is by far, no contest. He doesn't perform acts as directly lifting his enemies and sending them flying, no. His reality changing powers are matched only by his warped perspective and inflated ego. Many have tried to kill him, and the world itself bends over backwards to protect him. Bullets sheer by him, laser weapon systems malfunction as they pull the trigger, bombs spontaneously detonate before he enters their blast radius, and other psykers lose their powers as he draws near. Some speculate you could catch him off guard with orbital bombardment or destroying the very planet he stands on, but the empires of the galaxy know he is more precious alive than dead. If it weren't for his self-centered attitude and racial prejudice, he would have had any seat he desired in any empire of his choice, but he prefers the free life of a gun for hire. If you were to believe the man himself, he was once part of a crew of fifty men sailing through the stars, incidentally struck by debris of an ancient errant missile smashing into a nearby asteroid. The lone survivor, he landed on a fertile planet in the process of colonization and took it as a sign he was still protected by his gods. The planet he refused to name, but rumor has it he calls his home the \"mystic city of Agartha.\" Many have gone to search for it. Some empires are running vast intelligence operations to acquire any information they can about the city. You know better than to actively go and find a planet where there may be hundreds, thousands, millions of humans just as capable as Zarus in the psychic arts. Their elevation to a spacefaring race would upheave the order of the entire galaxy. So of course, you came across the planet on pure accident."}
+{"text":"Abduct humans for language and world knowledge. (Anthropology. Veil: 25, DC 7. Reward: 7 Progress/Success.) Investigate Colony Beacon. (Free Study. Veil: 0, No DC. Reward: ???)"}
+{"text":"One of your crewmembers remarked how you have been ordering them backward, that they should have laid groundwork for the world's politics and the colony beacon first. Nonsense. You had to make sure that the lifeforms on this planet would complicate matters- which, as you are all now well aware, they are very capable of. You are a larger form of life than others, and as such your ships are scaled to a large degree, but the common form of those sky beasts are comparable to one of your scouting ships in size, the largest of which is a rather large fraction of your superyacht's size; which is no small feat, and would nevertheless wreak havoc upon the exterior should it get close. Clearly they have never heard of looking before leaping. Now that you have marked off certain regions as requiring clearance to even be near, you can perform more safer tasks. Now, you will humor that crew member by sending him on the scouting ship to identify and \"acquire\" some multilingual and knowledgeable Agarthans. The Agarthan tongue is familiar to you, so one of them is the easiest starting point to learning other languages and cultures. It may be risky; none of your casual observations have shown the average human performing the reality-warping acts of Zarus, but perhaps they may not have been pressed to... Conducting Human Abduction. Roll 3d20, target DC 7."}
+{"text":"Rolled 13, 9, 15 = 37 (3d20)"}
+{"text":"Investigate Colony Beacon Off to the forests of southern Agarthan territory, a thick natural border between the metropolitan area of the golden megacity and a nearby desert, there is a now overgrown crash site of a small colonizing ship of your origin. The initial scan of the area was bleak, but the scouting returned grim results. Your kind descended onto this planet in the most haphazard and reckless fashion aboard this space-faring ship. It is mostly intact, but inside the ship are bodies snapped out of shape in ways even your kind cannot recover from. They clearly died on impact. Most colonizer ships are staffed with a crew of 50, bearing themselves, capsules containing the future of your species, and relevant beacons to beckon the automated colonization system to wherever they deem fit to plant their roots.This vessel had no distinct mission, just to survey and mark outer regions of the galaxy for viable planets for assimilation into the empire and to lay the groundwork when they do. Whether or not these planets were occupied were of little import; the way your colonization works, hovering over the planet and beckoning resources hither would have been enough. Under zero circumstances should it have even attempted landing. Checking the itinerary, the crew included mostly standard volunteers and experts in colonization, but also a very peculiar VIP; an admiral of repute, one who had went missing nearly a decade ago on a personal leave. After triple-checking the nearby surrounds, your crew has found 48 bodies of your kind. Between the horrific mangling of the bodies aboard and the natural decay of particular features, none of them are even remotely identifiable. Any survivors made zero attempt to seed this planet and zero attempt to escape it. No landing program or poor piloting can be the cause of this. All in all, the report offers a chilling suggestion: someone with authority of the controls had put the nose down and said good night for themselves and everyone aboard. What would compel someone to perform such suicidal assassination has been beyond your kind for eons. To convince one of your own to end the lives of their peers is... unfathomable. You dread that the perpetrator lived to tell the tale, and collect whatever reward they had on the admiral's head. Or that the Agarthans found the wreckage and extracted two bodies of your kind for whatever purposes they see fit. Frankly, you do not know which would be worse."}
+{"text":"OP?"}
+{"text":"It’s a beautiful early Wednesday morning! All the love sessions have come to an end, and now you must return to the not-so-violent reality (because you’re cuddling with Beth); one in which you must keep your promise. You must go on a date with Celia. She even went through the trouble to remind you with a text. Not the best way to wake up, but a way to wake up nonetheless. You must fulfill even if you’re tired! And if! With the legendary Calamity Cola, you’ll be at 100% in a second… You drink the evil beverage to recover all your stamina. “Busy again?” Beth woke up as well. “Yeah, sorry…” You lament. “Relax, my beloved. I have you covered…” Beth snaps her fingers. “Don’t forget to return to me once again.” You reappear at the front of the Prisoner’s house with your casual clothes on! Oh, and with a breakfast box. Looks decent. It’s like you were expelled out of Beth’s domain back to the silly real world… It’s pretty clear that, with the thermostat still broken, it’d be better if you part ways — and do your own thing. The problem is that you weren’t here alone! Maybe you should ask them to bring those lovely people over? What do you do? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What a twist!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the run!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running."}
+{"text":"Nina needs to go on a diet."}
+{"text":"But then how will she smother us lovingly with her jumbo magumbos?"}
+{"text":"We should probably send in a relief force or at least an embassy of sort to earth. Has cooler already set that into motion?"}
+{"text":"No Karn is not. He's under the impression the JL ARE the authority. I can see where he's coming from with that honestly. Did anybody in the League or from the world's various governments thing to clarify that with him at some point or...? The actual planetary authority of a planet like \"Earth\" feels like something the General of the PTO should be aware of."}
+{"text":"I don't think I phrased it well. The space empire cares enough to almost IMMEDIATELY send down their representative when a single city's been destroyed and eliminating the culprit expediently shows the PTO is not only watching but cares about protecting the people. We may be genocidal, but we won, and that means peace is finally kept. That's important. this, love to see the gangs react to selfish asshole tm doing his best. Its on par with similar groups has worked with that he didn't ask for clarification, if Bruce brings it up then we can find out in character if nobody got the info to cooler already."}
+{"text":"Tournament of Power was great. I enjoyed it very much. It was also very interesting to see how different it was in our timeline from what happened in the anime. A wiser Destroyer, one Zamasu may initially see as weak but may help mold his mind towards making his mortals better. Can you even make him better now? Or will it end up in Zamasu doing his job of taking care of the growth of mortals while at the same time hating it? Secretly dreaming of returning to his “ningen killing times”? Especially without the bad influence of the other Zamasu, who were rounded up when fleeing your timeline. Time Patrol’s did their job. Nice. And from between your raised hands, comes a faint, golden glow. I’m happy that Batman figured out how to use it. Bit of a different epilogue than I think many were expecting It was, but it was a very nice epilogue. I liked it."}
+{"text":"It's TIME!"}
+{"text":"\"A single hunter of your kind, can equal our finest dark wardens?\" The aged matriarch of the still waters' matriarch asked, slowly dipping her fingers into the burned out ashes of the incense you offered her, to feel the lingering traces of the emotions and effort the craftsmen unknowingly infused the sticks with \"A bold claim I know, but my\" You say, smile faltering as you felt your eyes tear up as memories of those friends you had lost swelled up inside of you but, quickly you composed yourself \"childhood companions are hunters who are a peerage unequal to any but themselves. They're hunters of beasts, of men, and of beings far more terrible than either\" \"Then why not call all of them, as surely is your right as their head ranger?\" She asked, softly and curiously as she crushed still hot ashes between her withered fingers \"I sense, that even those who had departed to the halls of their ancestors have delayed their journey to aid you yet\" \"You're quite perceptive of the spiritual realms, madam\" You compliment and chuckle \"And that is because I do not command them, all they have done for me is a friends' favor repaid. They've their own lives and interests, and most of the panther hunters are presently teaching colonists how to make the most vicious of the galaxy's predators their quarry. But not Dong\" \"But not this one, whom you know is not busy with other tasks given to them by their own self or their superiors\" She repeated, flicking a cloud of dust as you lit and waved an incense stick and set it down into the soft soil between where the two of you sat \"Dong was born with a peculiar physique, spiritually I mean. He lacked, the spiritual roots and core that all men share. Some would think this condition made him soulless. And it makes many, subconsciously, instinctually, overlook or avoid him\" You explained, waving a hand through the smoke \"Where others have an ember burning in their chests, or in your case a well tamed and carefully maintained flame\" \"And the pyre raging around you, fueling and devouring itself to mend the tears it has inflicted on itself\" the old mystic hummed and you smirked \"Dong has nothing. No heat. No flame. Not even smoke. He is, of all the brothers of the panthers including even myself, the natural predator of daemons\" You explain and she nods slowly \"But, that same natural advantage and forlorn curse he was saddled with, means that the aura of unease he inflicts on others is amplified upon those who share our gift\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"Dong\" You firmly state and the disciplined mask of the elder flickers as you make it clear you will not hear one of your closest friends spoken of like an object or thing \"And that is because, those wielders of the White Flame, are presently undergoing trials of their own. And Dong is a better hunter, a better tracker, a better stalker\" Hunting cults and spirit possessed across the worlds. The first generation White Flame Exorcists have become a valuable asset to the Nameless and their tireless watch over the souls of the denizens of Long-Jia. \"It sounds as if you intend to hunt the dark apparitions\" The rattled senior asks \"No. I simply kill them wherever I find them, and have encountered them often enough to get a sense of when they are likely to appear. I am merely relaying a warning, that there will be dangers greater than anticipated, that we will face, me, Dong and whoever after hearing of my friend's void aura and the\" You explain, before tapping the brand on your head \"Beacon that will draw our enemies through the gap in the veil\" \"You don't become a dark warden for being timid hearted and weak willed!\" She snaps \"If anything, hearing this will just make them consider it a challenge. If I wasn't bound to this chair, I'd march with you to show you that we aren't dabblers, boy\" \"Guozhi would've liked you. I'm sure the surviving elders of the Wanderers of the Fog will be happy to make your acquaintances as well\" You chuckle, knowing she'd get along famously with the twins \"Guozhi....your mentor in the weaving of the dark\" She said slowly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Possibly romantic. But just as likely that he simply wanted someone who knew the life of hardship and loneliness he had lived to talk to. \"Have you tried simply buying the surplus from the military?\" You ask and Dong clicked his tongue, nodding as if you'd given him a divine revelation. Not long after, the Dark Wardens arrived. Dressed in armor styled after the tomb decorations and statues of the still waters, they were silent and clearly uncomfortable around Dong, who picked his nose as they, ceremonially, presented their shields to you. \"Getting a headache\" Dong grumbled, rubbing his brow as the escort party stood at attention \"You really are like that big blazing hole in the sky\" One of them said in awe, as Dong grinded his teeth. \"He's just a man, like any other. Not some kind of sun\" He sighed gruffly, shaking his head 'How do you stand all this praise, Brother?\" You chuckle and shrug Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"Stay away from those mushrooms, Iron Locks, they're not natural\" The younger, female warden warns a you examine one, having been curious how it'd react to wrydmercury and warpsilver, before a familiar green glinting caught your eyes. The corrupting crystal. Warpstone. \"New outcropping of fools emerald\" The head warden huffed \"Freshly grown, spreading fast\" \"Shouldn't be any strays down here for it to mutate?\" Another asked \"Shouldn't be\" He repeated \"But we rarely patrol these tunnels\" \"Interesting\" You hum as you pluck a small mushroom and extra a frail soul from it and release it to the empyrean, gently as the mushroom withers away in your hand \"And most foreboding\" But there were greater mysteries yet to be seen in those tunnels, besides soul trapping mushrooms and warpstone. That you knew for certain. And while the wardens argued about which path to take, as was a favorite past time of the Aipang, you sensed a number of rivers of malevolent, discordant Qi rushing down each pathway Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The moat of avarice and sorrow, attuned to metal, that bubbled down through a trade route marked by the still waters as cursed"}
+{"text":"Did I fall asleep?"}
+{"text":"Yes! This is actually the perfect time! \"I have something to tell you!\" (She said it kind of loud.) The room is instantly silent and Cady glances around at everyone else paused in their clean-up and looking toward her and then she turns toward the wall before she starts to blush. I should have waited until we were alone! But it's too late now! Cady looks over her shoulder at Ren and then turns toward him and looks up at him. \"Ren, you can feel the Force! You might even be able to become a Jedi!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"What kind of droid are you rebuilding?\" Oberon tilts his optics toward Ren as they reach the bottom of the academy steps. Lyra pops of on Oberon's other side and nods authoritatively. \"It should be a protocol droid! We had one at home but Obi kept taking it apart!\" \"It had some useful- I mean, they don't need to hear about that.\" \"It should be an assassin droid!\" Deline steps in front of the others and turns to walk backward across the plaza and punches the air as she grins. \"That would help keep the academy secure, and we could spar with it too!\" Is she seriously thinking of sparring with an assassin droid?! \"A medical droid might be nice.\" Triss looks up at the sky as they pass under the trees at the edge of the plaza and onto the streets of Calor. \"The academy doesn't have much of a clinic.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suddenly, the center of mass shifts within her hands and Cady looks down. \"Guh?\" A crack appears on the rough gray surface, and then another crack is enough to make a small chunk fall inward. Cady peers inside and sees an eye blinking out at her and then the stony material shatters in her hands. She stumbles backward and a small tan creature with leathery wings and a fat tail lurches upward and flaps in midair in front of her face as a nametag appears in front of it. It's a baby mynock! It's too adorable! And it even has a Force point! The mynock screeches and Quadi recoils and grabs a metal bar. \"A mynock!\" Deline's hand is on her lightsaber hilt and suddenly the yellow blade ignites. \"I've got it!\" \"Don't hurt My-chan!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Could we lure it back? So we have a spare starship battery, or engine or whatever? They feed on energy from ships, right?"}
+{"text":"Could we lure it back?"}
+{"text":"You see his face. Sharp razor slit eyes etched onto a hulking creature’s giant head, which would give children across the galaxy vivid nightmares, stare into your soul. It produces no feeling of horror or fear, nor any other natural response, because you know him. Those eyes that are locked onto yours are dulled, empty, lifeless. The vacant glare causes your heart to wither in your chest. It was you, you did this, you killed your closest friend. A man who has saved your life, and you killed him. Now his face is slack, muscles relaxed, and his eyes are barren; all that vigour and life that he carried around with him is forever gone, never to return. It was your choice to kill him. Sith Lord Yvalok presented the options to you. During your months on Lao training as a Sith Acolyte you, Vulfstahn a child of the extinct Sith people, have shown a wild potency with the Force which is unequalled by your supposed peers. This rare talent caught Yvalok’s eyes and has him captivated with your development, wanting nothing more than to see you flourish. The ancient human decided to gift you hate through a choice: slay Urr’tal in a duel or watch as Yira gets gangraped. You gave the withered husk of a Human your answer. With a slash of your sword, you betrayed Urr’tal, ending all the myriad great possibilities he could have achieved in his prodigious lifespan. The Sith Lord that would be nothing but a frail old man if not for his mastery of the dark side of the Force stands above you as thick red ichor spews from the Whiphid’s severed neck. Forced onto the hard durasteel floor by a burst of lightning, you are enveloped by the growing pool of your friend’s blood. His decapitated head rests in front of you, not able to steal your eyes away from the lifeless face as his matted fur stains from his bleeding. Yvalok monologues and lectures, but you can’t hear him. The unblinking eyes have stolen your world."}
+{"text":"I was thinking between mid Jan to early Feb, but it depends on life. I struggle to fit writing into my daily routine."}
+{"text":"Goodluck then boss."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to it!"}
+{"text":"Gotcha I'll see you then!"}
+{"text":"Soon Hopefully"}
+{"text":"OOC: Let me just preface this by saying this will be a short one shot. While there may be more in the future, please treat this as a stand alone story. ---- You awaken from a particularly fitful dream by a gentle nudging at your shoulder. \"... Red. Little Red, it's time to wake up. It's not good to sleep in. I have an errand for you.\" The voice is soft and maternal, but wholly unfamiliar. Internally, you resist the call to wakefulness, but the person trying to nudge you awake is persistent. You open your eyes and find yourself in a little cottage. There is a bed for one person opposite the one you're lying in, looking like it was freshly made. You remember being a Boy Girl Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"By the way, in case I come back to this later, your downtime has restored 3 Health, bringing your health to 5."}
+{"text":"Black Pete sounds like he is based on the old version of Sinterklaas' helper here in the Netherlands It's kind of early to end the thread though, we're still pretty high on page 1 while 4chan only deletes after page 10 but that is up to you. Just know you can't have more than (I think) two active at a time and a thread is active until it drops of from board 10 whether or not people post in it"}
+{"text":"Sadly, I've only prepared one adventure for now, so I'll need some time to make more plot beats. It could be a couple of weeks, but it could also be a month or so. Also you're correct in that Black Pete is based on Zwarte Piet"}
+{"text":"I think it is three active quests at a time. Modpost says it is five, but I'm pretty sure it is three. I'll get around to feedback some other time. Thanks for running this though."}
+{"text":"Fuckit. Wield Elton. Maybe he’ll eat that dumb tentacle vizier. In some last ditch effort, you dig into your PERSONAL SPACE and pull the radioactive goldfish from it, its teeth GLEAMING in the late-day sun. ELTON snaps a few times at the air, twisting in your grip and trying to contort its head back to snap your nose off. \"My, my. A fish.\" The MUTANT KING does not bother to stifle her laughter. \"I suppose it could make a nice appetizer. Then, you as the main course. And your little pet eggplant as desert.\" The KING looms over you now, bayonet in tentacle--though you may dwarf her in height on your feet, her shadow seems unimaginably large now over you. ELTON snaps at her a few times, but with her so close now, you realize just how short and stubby your chosen weapon seems. \"Oh, well. You made a good try for my crown.\" She smiles, tilting her head. \"But the title of WASTELAND KING was just too high a tower to scale, even for an ape like you.\" Wield Elton in some fashion. Absolutely no rolling for it. [Write-In.]"}
+{"text":"\"Hey Elton... you like Calamari?\" Wield him like a knife, try to either disarm her or have him latch onto Katsuragi."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"After retrieving your precious GOLDFISH PIRANHA knife melee skin from your bra, for no reason whatsoever scream THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED then melee rush the opponent with unsheathed fish, everyone knows that drawing a knife makes you run faster due to faster game physics except the knife is a fish. Then bludgeon / slash opponent with golden fish attempting to circle rmb click aiming for a headshot. Because this version of outdated gameplay is being emulated on modern hardware (a phone??) you will slash through reality achieving 1000 frames per second"}
+{"text":"More squid knowledge!"}
+{"text":"You are Motoharu Hisanori, and today, April 3rd, marks the beginning of your high school life."}
+{"text":"Games Historical videos Maybe you'll play video games with Kyosuke later, in the evening, but for now, you decide to watch some historical videos. Who knows, maybe there will be something about samurai - something that kendoka, Hiromiya Koichi, would be interested in? You enjoy your time alone, surprisingly moving on from samurai to some other countries' warriors of the past, like the Korean gapsa. Your mind wanders to the various martial arts and ways to combine them. They all certainly have their traditions, but could they be synthesised together into the ULTIMATE one? You'll have to ask Koichi what he thinks of his own dojo's style, its strengths and shortcomings... After a while, you hear the entrance door opening and your sister's voice. \"I'm home!\" \"Welcome back, Nee-chan,\" you leave your room to greet her. \"How was the entrance ceremony?\" \"Ahh, it's all just super formal talk. Nothing interesting. The air in the assembly hall was so chilly! I stood there for half an hour praying for it to end and cherishing the memory of the kotatsu at Jun's place.\" \"Right.\" Some things don't change. Yume has complained about every entrance ceremony she has attended since junior high. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is this a write in? If so: \"I met a guy in my class who likes swords, feels like a reliable guy, think I'm gonna get along with him. Also checked out some clubs and some girl showed her panties to me, 100% real story, will probably join her club tomorrow.\""}
+{"text":"Is this a write in? Yes."}
+{"text":"Support"}
+{"text":"Locking this in. Update will be out in 14 hours or so if everything is well."}
+{"text":"Faces unfamiliar to you pass by, speaking in a tongue of gibberish that is only partially comprehensible. Half of them wear tribal attire of losers larping as tribal warriors, but their cosmetic scars and muscles were way too refined to be just costumes. The sky rolls in a color you've never seen before."}
+{"text":"I really need to figure out the text formatting for this board."}
+{"text":"Challenge him (roll d100) It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL"}
+{"text":"Rolled 43 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"guess it's you and me, hoss. writting!"}
+{"text":"Don't you have a story to tell? Don't you have someone to kill?"}
+{"text":"Justice is above all. \"Mighty Iudex, please have mercy on me soul. The little ones were starving, I-i-they were going to dispose of the whole crate!\" Dogadu: Human, male, beggar, middle aged, no criminal record, index finger missing, disfigured, thirty four years old. unwashed clothes, six children (beggars), fungal infection on bare feet, dead wife. \"This fine specimen of human dreg was caught stealing from my fine dining establishment. His very unkempt existence had tarnished my reputation by miring my property with his filthy presence! The food crate contained undesirable cuts of Zetif darkwings. Perfectly edible for elves but they are known to poison lesser races like humans, their blood can not handle the acidic nature of this delicacy. Iudex, make an example of this vagrant. I wish not for his kin to loiter around my property.\" Vaeth Lofr: Ash Elf, Two hundred and seven years old, female, hosted a feast for Imperata Muvinus once, killed a pregnant woman (Tiefling) in self defense seventy years ago, no criminal record, Ashen cuisine, one of the seventy two survivors of the Stellavigi elven massacre, Burn marks on left arm. Evidence: Conclusive, several eyewitnesses, well detailed reports from the guards. Iudex Cards: None. Cast ye judgement upon the guilty Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Xerkikanua: Issue a wild, unorthodox, ironic, punishment"}
+{"text":"Raomdae: Issue a more detailed sentence depending on the severity of the crime Would have suited this case, as would Xerkikanua."}
+{"text":"Folmulus: Recreate some but not all events within the court to see if it is feasible in the first place"}
+{"text":"Xerkikanua: Issue a wild, unorthodox, ironic, punishment"}
+{"text":"Cinvictus: Two questions to be asked to either parties."}
+{"text":"For hundreds of cycles, the galaxy has been in turmoil, the fall of an empire once thought eternal dooming trillions to a thousand different dooms. Threats once thought banished forever to the infinite darkness between the stars rising up to savage defenseless worlds or subjugate their populations into slavery under inhuman masters. Petty warlords carving out swathes of territory before setting it ablaze in brutal wars of conquest. The peace and stability of the Empire long forgotten, burned to ashes in a million different conflicts on the surface of a million different worlds. Not you however. Through luck, chance or perhaps the intervention of forgotten gods, your people have survived the long darkness of the collapse and have emerged. Your glorious histories may have been forgotten in the millenia since the fall but the ink is ready to record your future deeds. Whether through luck, guile or martial excellence, your people will prosper and with luck, seize the mantle cast aside in the fall. You are... The Grand Regent of the Imperial Remnants. Your ancestors fought their way free of the chaos of the fall, you cannot allow the horror they endured to be for nothing. The Warlord of the Confederated Territories. Your people were left to die, alone and forgotten. You refused to die then, you refuse now. Death before servitude. The Eternal Empress of the Jade Shogunate. Your birthright is imperial nobility, the honor of your ancestors demands you reclaim your just due. The Admiral of the Black Fleet. (ALL DATA REDACTED) YOU HUNGER... YOU THIRST... Custom (feel free to get creative, Ill make it work)"}
+{"text":"Approve more aggressive piracy on the nearby trade lanes (random +P or +C each turn (Free action but *possible consequences*)"}
+{"text":"ill concede the creation of the mining colony and add my vote for salvaging runs i dont think getting caught this early before we can defend ourselves will help us long term"}
+{"text":"im  btw"}
+{"text":"QM?"}
+{"text":"Howdy bros, I'm back. I wanted to continue RimQuest, but the combination of an artist shafting me, Rimworld 1.6 breaking all of my saves, life events, and depression have fucked that into the dirt. So instead here's something new. These are the dark years of the occupation. Gordon Freeman is still just a story passed between cells, squads, strangers, and couples. In this moment in time there's only you, a lone human working to resist the Combine occupation however you see fit and remain able. There will be an Uprising someday, this you're sure of, but the path there lies on the other side of lakes of blood and considerable effort on the part of unsung warriors like you. It had felt like days since you last saw the sun back outside the outskirts of City 11. The awful stench of the sewers and cisterns which meandered under the streets of what used to be Berlin forced you to find something to plug your nose with almost immediately upon beginning your infiltration. Deep regret at leaving the accommodations, spartan as they were, of the Resistance base north of the city had massaged your mind, but failed to slow your occasionally-soggy step through the barely-lit darkness. All this had a purpose, you reminded yourself. In the newspeak of the Combine you are an Anticitizen, a Malignant, the malformed cell that starts the cancer, the one that sets the spark which will light the torch of humanity's liberation. Or, in more plain terms, the crazy fucker that volunteers to go back into the Cities in order to bring contraband in, people out, and start up new resistance cells along the way. If there were some omniscient statistician in the sky, he could have given you odds of survival that would have seen you sit your ass back down in Finow when they called for somebody to replace Parks's sector after his presumed loss, but all the same, it needed to get done. The whole goddamned species was at stake, with a biological time limit that edged closer to expiration every year and a planet slowly being strangled of its life. If this generation didn't stop them, there would be no other. Never in human history had there been as existential and desperate a struggle as the one you now trudged through obscure German shit-tunnels to wage. It had only been half a day since you entered the sewer system when you reached your target. A junction in the tunnels marked by a chalk marker and a lone, white coffee mug. The route into this part of the city was prepared beforehand by a two-man reconnaissance team, people with equipment and experience too valuable for you to know or to be risked with the next, most dangerous part of City infiltration. You were briefed that they left you a red bag full of necessaries to help you along on your mission from here, hidden in a storeroom near the marker."}
+{"text":"Update when?"}
+{"text":"The TGA caused some major damage. Rest for a bit bud, the Dorito Pope cant hurt anymore."}
+{"text":"It is in the nature of half life fans to hope! No matter hoe bleak things become!"}
+{"text":"Fucking kek \"development on the next /qst/ update is rumored to begin later this year\""}
+{"text":"The world has another side, one with secret societies and hidden powers vying for control. But it is not merely humans, nay. For millennia, creatures which a modern man considers fables have been battling in the shadows, both within their own, and others. Only the Magical Girls can slay the demons of humanity's suffering, and clean up the supernatural messes along the way! Following next, a magical girl begins her first training session. - - - - - On the last Episode, our Heroine, Magical girl SugarRush, has gotten her first introduction to magical girl society. Witnessing the dark land of the Shadow Market where she met an eccentric ‘apprentice’ E, and a non-combatant Sister of the Magical Girls, the troubled Angel. Now, she has arrived on the beach to train with her Magical Girl teammate, Jacky. - - - - - You shake off your troubles, compartmentalization always works, thought it feels like the more you lock away, the quicker you reach your limit. But this is important, you’re here to train with Jacky. She doesn’t seem like the sort to make it too harsh anyway. So you nod at the short girl. Much like you, clad in bikini and flip-flops, though carrying a small purse. “Lead the way.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Jacky recommended you physical training you should undertake. Sure Shadow is busy, but maybe you can at least do a part of it? More athletics! QM, do you use a word processor?"}
+{"text":"do you use a word processor I write in libre office, that usually checks the grammar, then I reread the update itself (though doing that after a few hours of writing usually makes me miss stuff due to tired eyes)"}
+{"text":"Jacky recommended you physical training you should undertake. Sure Shadow is busy, but maybe you can at least do a part of it?"}
+{"text":"You suppose you could share a bit about the Dream talk you had with Sugar. Maybe leader will have some ideas for the situation?"}
+{"text":"well, fuck, looking like a solid Tuesday so far, let's see if tomorrow goes better than expected"}
+{"text":"In a dark place, a made-man struggles against his bonds. Before him, several tools glimmer and sway gently along the wall, the strange bald druggist who knocked him out playing with them. The room is barely illuminated from the streetlights, passing cars, and electric billboards of Level 4. True darkness and silence is not common here. “...It's always women, prostitutes. Transient kids. People who won't be missed. That's no fun. I think doing it to men is much more fun; but not because you're a boy. More because it's not somebody you'd expect. It could be anybody.” ”You want money? I got money. Pacelli connections.” “You will be next great creation. Worth far more then any amount of dirty criminal money.” “Who da fuck... wait, you're from Level 2?” The man doesn't say anything, instead the stranger brandishes a razor, testing its sharpness against a finger, turning to the mobster. He looks over his captive, eyes looking for the juciest piece to cut first. The mafioso tries to pull out from the rope, the chair squeaking. He sweats. Bribes will certainly not work. “You'd be smart to let me go, psycho. I'm a dangerous man, and I know dangerous people!” He grins at the mafioso with a golden tooth. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The getaway truck has a good block or two of distance on you as you begin your pursuit. You listen for the sounds of sirens, and follow them. It leaves a trail in its wake; smashed and run-off-the-road vehicles line the roads from where it hastily shoved them aside. You accelerate, slowly catching up. Your motorcycle gives you an advantage here; while the Peace Keepers get the right of way and civilian cars pull aside for them, they're still slower and have to avoid accidents; where as your bike is so nimble you can go between cars and even down back alleys for shortcuts as you make your way closer and closer to the fleeing bank robbers. After an intense minute of speeding and dodging, you manage to see the getaway van up ahead! Following the loosely blowing money-bills like the blood of a wounded animal. You doubt they even know you are chasing them, but they're plenty busy trying to evade the police. Right as you make a final approach though, the getaway van smashes into the side of a wide-turning heavy vehicle, and disaster strikes as it turns sideways and totally blocks the road. The nearest police cruiser slams on their brakes, as the heavy-duty vehicle spills its metal girders and construction equipment off the ground, including one half propped up and conveniantly placed as a ramp. This is bad. The wreckage of the road up ahead make passing impossible, even for your nimble bike. You could try to go around and find a detour, but the robbers are finally managing to get some distance from the nearby Peace-Keeper vehicles, and without their lights and sirens you'll likely lose the robbers after some distance away. They are no doubt trying to get a quiet moment to rendezvous at a designated drop-off point, which you have no way of knowing where it could be to try and cut them off. You could maybe try to worm your way through the wreckage, maybe even bike up your bike and carry it through, but its unstable and not very safe plus it would take a ton of valuable time for the robbers to get away... Slow down and try to pass the wreckage safely Turn and make a detour to catch up with the robbers JUMP IT!!!"}
+{"text":"JUMP IT!!! As Dangeresque once said..."}
+{"text":"Slow down and try to pass the wreckage safely"}
+{"text":"JUMP IT!!! What kind of fucking pussy would choose anything other than this? Just don't do an Akira bike slide. They're LAME. I'd rather crash than do an Akira bike slide."}
+{"text":"JUMP IT"}
+{"text":"+1 Everything is a fucking failure and we hate ourselves for it, what else is new? Let's just go already"}
+{"text":"Just finished reading the update. So what do we do next? Where do we go from here? Do we simply reject everything in the book and reject the portal to try to be content down here in this false digital life just because our friends and good times are here? Yeah I don't think I could do this. Power of friendship stuff is never meant for me."}
+{"text":"You hear a final hiss of rage that seems to come from somewhere deep in you, rather than any of your enemies. The book, the source of your dreams, materializes all by itself. It flutters upwards, its foul sigils flashing a pale blue. It hasn't gotten the chance to interfere, or to do anything at all. Its been denied its purpose, and then denied its hold on your heart. Nobody has the wherewithal to stop it in that moment. The fruit of Envy rockets into the Portal amidst all the chaos, and is swallowed up by the cloud of data in an instant. Watching that leaves you with a single pang of longing. The book itself has gotten to leave, while you haven't. It's gone. Yeah okay good riddance."}
+{"text":"Now this confuses me. Wasn't the whole goal to get to the portal and escape? That's the entire point of the quest. This was supposed to be a one-shot and you were meant to end it there. The fuck you mean \"incomplete\" when the outcome in and of itself is a state of completion where the quest ends? Didn't you want to end it there this whole time as the QM? I don't understand any of it unless the entire quest's premise is false and the portal in fact goes straight to the Dark Realm digihell. That's why the book of Envy flew off into it and ditched Marnie for good. That's why high-level horrors like a giant Infermon randomly enter through it. That's why you're saying \"the other side of the portal is beyond observation\" but if Marnie remains the protagonist then naturally we as the anons playing should still be hooked onto her POV to wherever that portal actually reaches. The forever-controlled digital utopia is actually what was intended for humanity and everything the books could possibly convey are 100% bait. Is that it? Because that's what I'm starting to believe is the point right now."}
+{"text":"Well without a partner, Marnie's ability to interfere with anything is basically zilch. Even if the outside of the portal is not a hellscape, Marnie would immediately realize what she's thrown away, and nothing would protect her from being manipulated by the book into whatever. Maybe even another demon lord or two to send back to the City. You would need bigger asspull write-ins than the ones I made to change anything from that position."}
+{"text":"You nod. \"You have time to consider it. Perhaps we will be able to find a solution for both of our problems.\" \"Yes...\" Vault turns to look at Mandevilla. \"As for you, I wish to teach you some things before we must venture out to slay the great beast. It is quite clear to me that you have been blessed with a fine gift indeed, good miss.\" The enchantress seems surprised that the wizard is even talking to her. \"Me?\" She points to herself and twiddles with a lock of her hair with her free hand. \"Yes Miss. Your natural store of mana is quite large. A wizard must not only train his mind, but also his senses. I can feel it resonating within you, like ripples in a great well. I understand that you were using your control over plants in the forest, yes? I could watch from afar, but I was afraid of approaching you.\" \"I'm sorry, I--,\" Mandevilla brings her head down, a pang of guilt flashes across her face. Vault grins. \"We all have a past. What matters is what shall you make of your future?\" You nod. \"If Vault can teach you to better use your magic, you should allow him to. If we are to fight against a powerful enemy, we all will need to sharpen our skills. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What will your main focus be during the month of preparation? Seek the spirit of the sacred well, and ask it to lend you it's power for your righteous quest. Delving ruins under the city and fighting the great beast will be dangerous. You will enlist help from the townsfolk. Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. Help Vault petition Lord Tarnestead for assistance."}
+{"text":"Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. I think the right move. Ideally with a few weeks of focus we can learn a new spell or two, and also learn how to use a weapon. Instead of petitioning the Lord to send us backup, maybe we just ask for him to send us one of his veteran warriors to tutor us in the use of a spear? In particularly large caverns we may be able to use our bird form, but in tunnels or the corridors of sunken ruins, we will probably need to rely on other means of defending ourselves. Mandy, likewise, would benefit from expanding her repertoire beyond plants into maybe stones or air/wind if it's possible? Welcome back QM! Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Welcome back, OP! Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. No need to petition the lord or townsfolk if martial arts are useless against this creature we're killing, as Vault seems to be insisting."}
+{"text":"Uh, QM?"}
+{"text":"Choose race: Velociraptors Loli Vampires Reincarnating Druids Choose Location: Continent Wide Jungle Lovecraftian Megacity Menhirs Of Trial And Error"}
+{"text":"Rolled 36, 54, 16 = 106 (3d100) Spend 1 blood for a +20 to the middle roll."}
+{"text":"Rolled 74, 57, 19 = 150 (3d100) I am really more leaning for the cripple. Do to wanting more freedom to build up. Yet that would just make it one vote for each thing. I am also unsure of the lore and how they think. So it will matter less if they are out for end no matter what. Rip And Tear Better to not risk the blood until we have back supply I think. With the rolls is it gonna be who ever rolls first or we all just gonna roll after picking something?"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"Sad. Civilization quests don't usually last long, but this didn't seem like a civ, really, and had more creative spark."}
+{"text":"It's velociraptor, so obviously velociraptor"}
+{"text":"This is but one of the legends of which the people speak... Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace. But one day, a man of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom. But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand... ...a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light. What became of the hero is lost to myth, another mystery of the past casting a long shadow. In one village, it is customary that when children come of age, they make a pilgrimage to the nearby ruins, and bring back an artifact. In doing so, they bring what was left in the dark to the light, and keep their history alive. You are from that village, and today you turn 18, and must make your own pilgrimage. Your father was an archeologist at Hyrule University, and now that it is your day to recover an artifact, you are determined to follow in his footsteps with your diligence. But shadows hang over more than the past, now. A ruthless warlord has rallied an army, and has laid siege to Hyrule castle for nearly a year, seeking to claim the golden power. Darkness gathers across the kingdom, and shadows stretch ever farther each passing day... Welcome to LOZ: Umbral Tower, where you will play an unlikely hero destined to save the kingdom from a neverending shadow. In this game you will roll pools of D6s based on your stats, which will improve over time, against competing pools of D6s, where 5's and 6's are considered successes. Ties normally go to the aggressor, not the defender. I may tweak this as we go. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Particular characters Iron Knuckles, both as another heavy armored enemy and more specifically the OoT bend with them being Gerudo. There's a lot of enemies I would like to see but I'm making the assumption a lot of them are going to inevitably show up due to the nature of the quest. More on Impa since she's Zuzo's mom would be cool. Old and New Kasuto would be cool and I echo the /qtg/ post about the CD-I games getting an appearance and more work here. Descriptions Good for both setting tone and describing key details. although I wish there were some more visuals for exact layout as personally I struggle to measure where everything is but I understand how verbose and annoying it can be to try to quantify everything spatially. QMing rules Seems you got most things out of the way in this thread. Just keep in mind the 72 hour bump limit so the thread isn't stuck slowly sliding to page 11 when it's still active. Vote options As has been said don't include an option you're not willing to write for. I was honestly very upset at Zuzo getting blinded and imprisoned after the fight with Dead Heart and had to remind myself there was still a chance things could get better (thank goodness they did) but you gave a good rationale for including them in the list. That said I would say that if Zuzo would consider an option bad than it shouldn't appear on the list of options. Mechanics Hard to say because I personally use just a simple percentile d100 B/W/Mo3 in a more narrative quest but this has precedence as a Vidya game. So far it's been working pretty fine but it always stings to see someone get a good roll after someone else."}
+{"text":"Iron Knuckles You will be pleased! Zuzo will be terrified Also as much as I like Kyokimi I am low-key hoping Zuzo's eventual love interest is a Gerudo woman... if Zuzo would consider an option bad than it shouldn't appear on the list of options. This is a very incisive piece of feedback that I will keep in mind; sometimes I find myself listing options more from the perspective of the omniscient narrator, and if I ground them more thoroughly from Zuzo's instead, I think that will help a lot."}
+{"text":"That's me^"}
+{"text":"I for one am with Skull-Kid. Gerudo chicks are definitely high up there but also if Subrosians show up I'm not going to be upset"}
+{"text":"Of course, keep in mind that there is almost certainly GOING to be a situation where Zuzo has to choose between bad options, and don't feel afraid to not give us an easy out. Also as much as I like Kyokimi I am low-key hoping Zuzo's eventual love interest is a Gerudo woman... Zuzo as James Bond, international ninja of mystery, seducing information out of the enemy with The Look and nothing else. Subrosians?"}
+{"text":"“HAHAHA, FOOLISH HEROES, KNEEL BEFORE MY GRAND MAGIC!” Your skeletal body, adorned in robes that have lived longer than any human has breathed, lords over the fallen party of heroes. Your ultimate Origin Magic, though incomplete, has proven more than sufficient to take on the pathetic mortals sent to their knees before its might. Miasma-smoke fills the room, spewed by the necromantic fire left in the wake of your destructive magnum opus. However, to your incredible satisfaction, the Holy Sword itself, the only weapon capable of striking you down, lies corroded beneath the hero’s tattered frame, little more than a sparkly pile of smoldering slag. Yes, your ultimate victory has been achie– Pain unlike any you’d ever imagined stabs through your very being, a thin, needle-like blade jutting out from the cluster of mana animating your undead body, destabilizing it, causing your very being to quiver and weaken. Something is wrong— something is very, very wrong. . You collapse to the floor, your head snapping 180 degrees back to see just who had landed the killing blow. If your eyes could widen, they would: the Hero Michael, who you had thought collapsed in front of you, stands proudly behind you with an unknown blade in your back. “H-how?” “Lich King Atrebor,” the hero declares, his obnoxious condescension shamelessly leaking into his words as he drives the blade even further through your ribs, “you may have been wary of me, the possessor of the Holy Sword, but you paid far too little attention to my real strength: my friends.” You turn your eyes back to the party: an illusion, a paltry trick, dissolves from the worthless entourage of the chosen one, revealing a golem in place of his second in command and that same eternal loser, Reinlock, in his place. “Impossible!” you roar, “I was certain! He– he had the holy sword! He acted just as you would!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Attempt to replicate her feat, supplementing your lacking magic with divine energy (requires a roll) Go big or go home! If that fails, we might want to throw some necromancy into it. Detritus-eating fungi are waaaay cooler than flowers in clean vases anyways. It is also a common mad mage theme."}
+{"text":"What I'm meaning to say is that we can't win this Nerd-off via pure life magic. We need to mix in something unique or something where we're extremely good at (golem creation, artifact creation, divine energy, and/or necromancy)"}
+{"text":"Simply observe her"}
+{"text":"Ponder how this knowledge might be applied to other fields"}
+{"text":"Simply observe her Glad you are back Po. I hope you are well. And as  says: write a dissertation Although we did not have any strong political ambitions within this current town yet, it would be wise to consider potential effects of this discovery. Hypothetical outcome: Solving food struggles in this harsch winter town. Potentially, this powerful piece of knowledge spreads. Although 'because science' is a perfectly good reason to do this research, its importance does call for some care. We can also try to leverage our discoveries, contain the information or sit back and see what unfolds. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Once upon a time, there was a stricken land where there was no such thing as day, nor morning, no sunrise or sunset, but endless dark. It was alone and obscure, on an island surrounded by waters as black as the sky. Yet the wind carried whispers of warmth and light, so the sad peoples of this land, intoxicated by the drink called hope, entreated their king to find the mythical sun and bring it to their lands. The king of the dark vowed to bring the morning to his people, and departed. After five years, while the king did not return, the morning did come, with all of the light and warmth that could be dreamed of. Yet while the people were happy, the new king’s heir, his granddaughter the crown princess, was skeptical of this new light. So, she ventured over the dark waters towards the light, and finally, she found a great tower atop which burned a sun nothing like had been spoken of, nor what seemed to create the new day. There she met her grandfather, and demanded of him the truth. Was there a sun, or no? Were they living in a day that was just night under a mask? Her elder, sad and weary, asked the simple question of if she could tell the difference. What distinguished the False Light from the Dawn? She could not answer, and returned home, keeping the secret to her grave. Yet, friends and followers of Ange, what if the Dawn that comes is false? What if it is so convincing that none of us can tell it true? What if indeed, the facsimile created is the true one after all? -The Heresy of the False Light, Apocryphal Speech said to be performed by Disgraced Socalist and Disciple of Anton Ange, Aster Du Langue"}
+{"text":"Ask any questions regarding Domensgrepp and its political situation and the history of it? How is the leadership of the Ten Clans determined and how influential are their decisions over their constituents? Longing for the good old days of Empire Getting btfo by a bunch of literally who's 300 years ago with their outer lands steadily assimilated by the new top dog I dunno Federation man, it definitely sounds like Vitelians and the Ljossnauk have plenty in common to seethe about."}
+{"text":"Attend to other things? See how the 3rd Battalion's ideological education is coming along. it definitely sounds like Vitelians and the Ljossnauk have plenty in common to seethe about. Damn, i just realized it. Will Vitelia ever recover from the relentless abuse? Who knows."}
+{"text":"Anons covered most of the questions regarding the politics. I guess I could add a question regarding who the Ljossnauk turn to as their closest \"leader\". My guess most of them fancy the chieftians and clan leaders of their own clans, but it will hardly be a Federation representative. I suppose we would be disappointed to ask about any Utopian movements that may be taking root here? You know, I could see Utopianism getting a small fanatic following here. After all, these people were some of the most fervent followers of the Judge in the Holy War. Such zealotry, with the right words and right ears to hear them, could easily turn into Revolutionary fervour. Sure, this is a traditional society, but the promise of bringing forth something greater and traveling abroad into glorious revolutions could sway those who believe Domensgrepp is stuck in their past. Supporting checking up on the ideological education of the Battalion. We gotta turn these bluebloods into redbloods. Damn, i just realized it. Will Vitelia ever recover from the relentless abuse? Who knows. Only through the Revolution can Vitelia be reborn. Believe it Anon."}
+{"text":"A cliff notes summary of the factions could be nice. I'm getting Northern Dawn, Southern Dusk (with the Southern's being displaced and potential agitators). Then there are the Half-Hand and the Three Fingers (with the three fingers referring to the affected groups, and potential agitators). And then the clans in general vs the Popelyude. Basically just trying to find out which groups are pro-federation and which are pro-independence would be good at a high level. Feels like Irish vs British and Catholic vs Protestant overlapping lines. Or maybe just the slavic states that all want to break apart post WW2. In character could ask in reference to the chess board (and this guy's plots within plots) which piece our merc company represents and how we will be used. He likely won't share the big picture but we need to know our role to not mess it up (e.g we've been told not to take the initiative which must be to not disrupt the big picture). Also are there any other national or religious holiday's, or anniversaries coming up that might be used by agitators to kick off drama? Other things I'd like to start recruiting but don't want to be in a situation where we've got all these revolutionary minded agitators that then need to go an suppress their own clans etc. Reminds me of the Ellowie units in the DMZ that were more interesting in helping their countrymen, than suppressing them. There is an upcoming civil war in Vitelia, which IIRC loses steam and then the revolutionary army goes into Halmeggia, but isn't too successful over there either (in part due to our favorite Reich paratrooper). That was from the perspective of Richter on the other side of the continent. So the Dawn is a long ways off still."}
+{"text":"A spread of filling out the blank spaces where there be dragons. And checking in on how the spirit is cooking. I've just been chilling for today (at least, until work) so I won't be updating until tomorrow."}
+{"text":"So, a bit of clarification. Doom STOLE Dormammu's powers, completely ripped his magic from him. He's not possessed or controlled by Dormammu. So is Doom with Dormammu's stolen powers as dangerous as Dormammu or more? I find this opponent to be very enigmatic in terms of how much of a challenge he will be. Then again stealing Dormammu’s power in itself is impressive. Do you think that after tournament Chilli and Doom will start to hang out since they are both very smart when it comes to magic? Two hundred fifty... That's a really big number. I remember I really liked one Quest on /tg/. I still hope it is not over since there were so many things to do. There was an entire adventure ahead. I hope it will continue (pic related). There is only one problem with this. The last time QM of that quest posted was 12 years ago. I’m starting to think that maybe there will be no come back. My point with this is that it is really awesome that your quest is still going strong. You never ghosted us. I really appreciate this. Thank for all the fun that Saiyan Conqueror brings. I'm curious as to whether or not Hulk is the only Berserker capable of such rapid regeneration. What if in order to unlock it one needs to lose it’s sanity and become consumed by Berserker Soul? Perhaps there is big price for it? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"More dangerous. As Dormammu is limited in what it can imagine, whereas Doom is creative. spoiler We'll see. Would take a little work for them to be okay with one another, Doom KILLED HIM after all. /tg/ quest I still remember Hydra quest, was fun as hell. Glad you've enjoyed the ride so far, I just hope it continuea being fun. Perhaps. Very unsettling, and glad you've enjoyed it. Do you mean by this that he fights Doom to the death or that Chilli fights to remain Chilli and to not turn permanently into pure avatar of Death? Well, he did already fight Doom to the death and lost, so..."}
+{"text":"Doom KILLED HIM after all. Pic."}
+{"text":"SOON! HA! Nice"}
+{"text":"It's time:"}
+{"text":"You were just a regular peasant woman in a small village in the frontier. One night, you were snatched out of your bed, gagged and dragged into a cave. You thought some horrible monster was going to eat you, but instead a group of figures wearing black robes put you in the center of magic circle and chanted. You felt hypnotized and soon realized that they had done something to your mind. You woke up outside the village the next day and walked home. In your mind you knew that you gained the power to cast some dangerous dark magic! You can hear voices inside your head telling you to do things, horrible unspeakable deed..."}
+{"text":"You go back to sleep, and you sleep surprisingly well despite the scrapping sound. In the morning, there are only piles of bones outside your door. Seems like the magic of the temple animates undead at night! What will you do with this knowledge? Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night Abandon this cursed place Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Get a few bones, perhaps just a skull, and see if they will animate inside your room tonight A talking skull buddy would be pretty nice, maybe even someone we could learn from"}
+{"text":"Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night"}
+{"text":"You go out to forage but make sure to return before dark. You then rummage through the bones until you find an unblemished skull. You bring it with you into the room with the beds and leave it on top of one of them. After a few hours you hear a loud scream. \"I'm alive! I'm alive again! Where... where is my body? Oh no! I'm still dead...\" \"What are you?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Go to sleep and tomorrow you get the ruby"}
+{"text":"Why do you wear an armor where your pauldrons stop you from seeing around you my lady ? Is it not very unpractical, especially during a banquet ? Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Ask Lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. More alliance-building!"}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites. Ask the women about their opponents."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. But thank you for your concern, milady (no need to be rude to Dynepala, she's much nicer than Lady Sue) Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Perhaps if the lord wills it, we will come away from this tournament with enough proceeds to commission a custom set of armor, one that is more practical. Depending on the cost, perhaps we might do the same for our knights? But thank you for your concern, milady (no need to be rude to Dynepala, she's much nicer than Lady Sue) Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection."}
+{"text":"You are a thrall, a slave, bonded to the house of the Chieftain of this village in order to pay off your late uncle's debts, under whose scornful eye and ready hand you had been formerly raised. Though the debts are formidable, your labors these past seven years have diminished them to the point where a release seems no longer impossible. You cannot claim that it was by your diligence alone that this was accomplished; the Chieftain's generosity also played a substantial part. He took you into his own home, to serve as a companion for his only son, and has always dealt fairly with you as he does with all his subordinates. Indeed, he seems more eager to see you freed from bondage than perhaps even yourself. And it is that sentiment, along with a hundred other kindnesses he has shown you during your time of service, that compels you to remain with his house, even after your freedom is achieved. It is an outcome not entirely unwanted by the Chieftain either, for your service has revealed the possession of certain worthy talents. You have a natural genius for sword-skill. A quickness of eye and hand that are unmatched in the village, which you have developed into a kind of preternatural sixth sense for danger. You have a gift for making others feel at ease. Your good looks and skill as a raconteur are contributing factors, but it is your naturally sunny disposition that charms all who meet you. You have a prodigious gift for symbols, figures, and other abstractions. Your sense of measure is especially keen, making you an ideal craftsman, shipbuilder, or even sailor"}
+{"text":"uhh op?"}
+{"text":"Hopefully it returns in January...."}
+{"text":"OP here once again. Still kicking. Just waiting for holidays to start again. But I gotta say this new captcha is a nightmare for me."}
+{"text":"It is quite the pain, especially at first."}
+{"text":"Stay strong"}
+{"text":"Somewhere in the southeastern United States is a small town named Whispering Oaks. The town has a population of roughly 10,000 people and it’s situated about an hour’s (assuming good traffic) drive away from the nearest big city. There’s nothing particularly special about this small town that sets it apart from the rest, but it’s your small town. It’s where you were born and raised, and it’s where your family’s planted their roots. It’s an off year. The president was elected last year and the midterms are the year after this, so there’s not much in the news right now, election wise…except in Whispering Oaks. Not only is every seat in the city council scheduled for re-election, but so too is the mayor. You’ve thought about it for a while, but now you’ve decided: this year, you will run for mayor, challenging the sitting one. But first, we must figure out some key things about you. It should be noted that some of these factors will influence your chances of getting elected. Name. Age. (Must be 18+) Sex. Occupation. (Can have multiple) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Locking this one in since it’s the only answer."}
+{"text":"'Tis the season for slow responses. Don't take it to heart, QM."}
+{"text":"Due to factors both internal and external, I don’t think I’m capable or willing to continue this quest any more. My apologies to anyone who made it tho far."}
+{"text":"Damn. Well, okay. Thanks for letting us know."}
+{"text":"No worries. Good luck next time QM."}
+{"text":"cock"}
+{"text":"dingaling"}
+{"text":"picrel omgggg that's where the girls chased Kaku, near where anime happened dat pastebin jesus. christ. i'm both baffled and flattered by the passion and by that being by far the single longest fucking prompt i'll ever get, but that read is gonna have to wait at least until this thread is done. i'm dealing with shit and recollecting my thoughts: we do the case and then we call it /thread. then i fix my shit and onto the next; we won't wait that much more till next post. what matters most to me is first to demo this shit and see if it works, otherwise i'll have to change plans"}
+{"text":"Giving the girls something not in their current wardrobe Maybe will colour it when I stop getting random headaches from lack of sleep"}
+{"text":"Nine years ago King Aiden Perenolde betrayed the Alliance and sided with the Horde of Orgrim Doomhammer. Nine years ago Prince Alric Perenolde, the second heir of Alterac was sent into exile for his own protection. This exile turned permanent and Captain Normand Garside, your guardian for the past nine years made sure that you were safe and learned the useful skills that would help you in the future. Now you are ready to carry the responsibility and unite the scattered Alteraci people and reclaim the lands that were once the Kingdom of Alterac. Politely saying everything had gone to shit. King Varian in his melancholy and delusion had arrested Prince Alric for what he saw in Alric's part in Lady Katrana Prestor's attempt to wrestle the control of the Kingdom of Stormwind to herself. In reality Alric had been the voice of reason and tried to negotiate a peaceful solution to all this. What had followed was a swift counter-coup and Malevus found herself being chased by a bunch of thugs wearing the King's tabards. Danger, intrigue and diplomacy filled her days as she was steadfast in her mission to rescue Alric. And now she is on her way to the Stormwind Keep, into the Lion's Den to rescue the man she loves so much. Welcome to Alterac Resurgent Quest! … Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Jaina, you didn’t pick anything?” You asked her. “Nah, Dalaran has big enough libraries that I don’t really need to buy any books.” Jaina answered. “Tandred?” You asked next. “Books… they are not my thing Lady Malevus.” He answered. “So what next?” Alric asked. “It is not that late, we still have plenty of time.” He was right, there was still quite a lot of time. It hadn’t taken that long during your visit to the bookstore and you could just quickly pick up something to eat on the way. Though what should you do? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress. Estate tomorow."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress. Estate we can do tomorrow, I was expecting time to explore it anyways."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress."}
+{"text":"Last time, the highly anticipated return of the Kingdom of Coziness is here. Its newer two residents are your queen (Lydie) and your maid (Kushi)! The comfy lands (Beth’s bed) are being enjoyed together under the stars (a tent in the backyard). You’re feasting together with cake and tea! “As requested, esteemed Chef Ando.” Kushi hands over a big tray with all the items you asked for. “Please, serve yourself some. There’s cake aplenty.” You’re a magnanimous king. Your goods are the Kingdom’s goods. “As I said, join us!” “Very well.” Kushi doesn’t mind eating even more cake, better with you by her side. The entire group is on the bed now. “Dear Maid, you implied there’s something that you want from my precious gem no matter what. Pray tell?” Lydie doesn’t forget any details. “Look at how I’m dressed for five seconds, and take a guess. Even if I prefer if you don’t.” Maid Kushi is a little upset to explain as she covers herself with her arms. “You want to embarrass me even more, don’t you?” “No, no, no! I want to learn more about you. Beauty is expressed in different ways, and I want to learn yours. You’ve been a revelation so far!” Lydie doesn’t mean anything bad by it. “Only he can fulfill this role.” Kushi refuses to say more. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The darkness from the tent calls once again, Beth’s pressure is felt by everyone, your time with your teacher is soon coming to an end… “I love you too, and I don’t mind, but…” You pat the head of the comfy woman. “I know… I can hear Beth’s voice...” Nina pouts. She can be a little childish every now and then. “It’s my turn…” Beth snaps her fingers for the final time for the night(?)… From the darkness, the mastermind behind it all shows up! “My beloveds, did you have fun?” Beth giggles as she steps forward. “No need to ask!” You wink. The former prisoner smiles back. “Indeed. Look at the smile on you two, mainly this adorable woman’s.” Beth teases the maid. “You’ve behaved well, just one last step left.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"After so many love sessions, you were spent, and let the world of dreams take you away. Then reality violently brings you back! Well, not that violently since you’re cuddling with Beth, it’s early morning, for some reason your phone is noisy enough to wake you up. There’s a message from Celia, it’s about the date. You can’t forget your promise. The Calamity Cola will come up clutch for today… Sadly, this is all we have for this thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! Next time, could you add bush?"}
+{"text":"It is the chirping of the birds which first jolts you from your stupor, proudly sitting upon their trees, singing jollies to and fro of the merry morning lights. You, who had found no rest, no shut eyes throughout the night, take it simply as an ringing pain on your head. For though you had momentarily found yourself lacking in cognition, it was not rest which you had felt, but a lapse in concentration, a departure of your thinking to some state of sickly torpor. You had not slept for the entire night, and certainly, it hath given no benefit to your condition. But then again, how could you, with the challenges that you faced? You are Alessandro Galliota, the Viscount of Portblanc. That much you can be sure of, even in your sorry state...you, who had been brought here to this land of Nera, this distant land from your own, by your great liege Don Carles IV Brascarams. You had come here to wage war in the name of the Spisa family, allied to your country, against the forces of the Fortelli, friendly to your foe. You had launched a campaign throughout their borderlands, partaken in a siege, and most of all, you had faced a force far mightier than yours, many times greater in both number and capability, aided by scores of Himmmerian Giants, those most fearful of enemies of the human race. For a whole day, you had succesfully fought them of, and, shattering the bridge which they sought to take in an pivotal moment, you had sunk to the depths of the river hundreds of their men. You escaped death, too, by a hair's breadth, when the infamous Famiglia, those mighty knights of Nera, armed with beastly amazonian mounts, had been able to momentarily breach your formation. It was only by bidding your musketeers to fire upon them even as they fought your own men that you had survived, though at the cost of your entire retinue. All those things and much many others had happened yesterday, in this battle upon the Vessena. This battle, you are certain, has not ended yet, and it is this which brings you trouble. For today you must seek out victory and find a way to hold your foes at bay until the city of Montechia falls! For now, however, breakfast will have to do. Shaking yourself out of this stasis, you raise yourself from the piece of wood that you had used as a seat for the night. Because you had fled into the grove to make your camp, you did not have the amenities of your lordly tent. Of course, compared to those amongst the soldiery who did not have any tent at all, you were not in a poor state. You order one of your servants to gather up whatever is available for you. What you receive, after some time, is...some bread, and some of the cheap rum that was served to the soldiery. Though it be enough to fill you, you cannot help but feel some manner of bitterness in the knowledge that you stand but a few minutes of travel away from your supply wagons."}
+{"text":"Nothing particularly wild... Sadly, no update today, as the next one is pretty big and will require some extra work. In the meanwhile, I'll ask: are you enjoying this thread? Although it was originally intended as just an ending for the previous, I decided to just stretch it into a full. It hasn't really had combat like the previous ones, so I'm not sure if this civil administration stuff is fun."}
+{"text":"Hmmm... I don't like it as much as combat, but I think it overall improves the feel of the quest. It makes the world and the character feel more fleshed out, which will make the next war more interesting to play. It helps that you are a fantastic writer"}
+{"text":"I probably would have liked it more had we joined the army as I am here for pike and shot warfare. But that being said your writing has made it so I have not grown bored and its good to expand our background so we know what Alessandro is fighting for."}
+{"text":"It is good and I enjoy it. Thank you for your work as ever TercioQM"}
+{"text":"It is a nice interlude. Helps know what the stakes are when we go off to battle, and helps flesh out (hopefully) that we might want to manage our affairs from afar etc. I think choosing a few options and talking to some people to flesh out the world is pretty good enough."}
+{"text":"Paws? What is up with him. Aubrey has some odd theories. Believes he knows things. Might be a secret Animagus, even. no way thats just a cat... Friday morning. What she knew of it and it’s strangeness About Ilvermorny in general; the teachers, the, Pukwudgies, the Castle and campus About Enchanting and Blacksmithing. Show here your rig and Em’s necklace. The ministry could only detect some normal charms but if they could do more? You needed as many tools as you can get this but dont tell everything about our rig, something doesnt sit right with me about her, feeling a bit suspicious..."}
+{"text":"I should have just waited and posted in the morning; should have rolled my self to speed stuff up. It should also been made it clear that for every 25 points you get a question and that 85 DC was meant to be a 75 and a full pass would get you a bonus. Sorry, even though it would not matter with the 50. However, as an apology, I'll give you 3 questions. Then commit sudoku due too my sham, kek. When picking them, please just order them from top to bottom to make my life easier. Is that the order you wanted them, what you wanted most 1st and what you wanted least at the bottom, depending on # of passes?"}
+{"text":"sure"}
+{"text":"Rolled 14 (1d100) holy shit i completely forgot about rolling, thats on me. still gonna roll just in case anything could change. i guess in order of top to botton, at the top is the cat, i think we both chose that one as the first one for a reason. next, the friday morning one then enchanting and blacksmithing and then ilvermorny"}
+{"text":"Okay. So many choices on one vote was dub given the player count, as was trying yo order them. Not going to make that mistake again. So, I am just going to put hem together in a logical way. I'm sorry but it might be Sunday before we get going there wise.. I appreciated everyone who reads and votes; sorry. This quest is already slow. Going to start writing."}
+{"text":"Hi! This is my gay larp story. Please don't laugh at me. It's not quite as fantastical as everything else here but I hope you enjoy it. Decisions will either be from a presented set that can be overridden by popular will at my discretion, or by simple suggestion. Will use d100, applying \"Degrees of success\" rules that may be familiar to some. For those unfamiliar, rolling a 50 on a dv 40 is 1 degree, 60 2, 70 3, and so forth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IT IS 2026 THE \"AMERICAN REVOLUTION\" FAILED 250 YEARS AGO. YOU HAVE LIVED IN BRITISH OCCUPIED AMERICA FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, AS DID TEN GENERATIONS BEFORE YOU. 26 YEARS AGO, A COORDINATED SERIES OF ATTACKS ACROSS NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, AND BOSTON LEAD TO PARLIAMENT PASSING THE \"ANTI-TERROR AND SECURITY ACT OF 2000\", GIVING CROWN POLICE, ROYAL ARMED FORCES, AND THE VARIOUS INTELLIGENCE MINISTRIES BROADER POWERS THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY HELD. SURVEILLANCE IS A FACT OF LIFE. IT IS 8:00 AM ON MONDAY, IN [Boston/NYC/Philadelphia]. YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE FRONT DOOR TO YOUR HOME/APARTMENT. YOUR SHIFT AT [Retail store/Industrial Facility/Office] IS IN AN HOUR. TODAY YOU WILL [Walk, Take the bus, Take the subway, Take a cab]. THE AIR IS CRISP AND COOL, THE SKY A STEELY GREY. AN URBAN-CAMOUFLAGED ARMORED CAR TURNS LEFT ON THE BLOCK BEFORE YOU, IT'S DIESEL ENGINE WHINING MONSTROUSLY. AS IT PASSES YOU, THE EMPTY PUPIL OF IT'S REMOTELY CONTROLLED 12.7MM TURRET MEETS YOUR GAZE, TRACKING YOU FOR A FEW SHORT SECONDS BEFORE PIVOTING TO REGARD THE POTENTIAL THREATS AHEAD. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I worked in Britain for a few years and, while those decent foods you listed exist, the average Brit consumes the most disgusting and bland slop imaginable for their daily meals. Everything is boiled until it loses all texture and flavor, nothing js seasoned, it is just grim over there. I will concede that they have good baked goods"}
+{"text":"Britain is a globohomo identity wearing the flayed skin of England as a trophy. I've never been to the fatherland, so I can't really comment on how it is now, but almost the whole canon of foods that you will find in supermarkets is derived from English origins. It's literally the \"Fish don't see water\" meme when talking about English cuisine. It's everywhere and it's the default."}
+{"text":"Then why arent they eating the good food?"}
+{"text":"Don't be a pussy OP. I demand to be entertained."}
+{"text":"Indeed, Give me an update or give me death!"}
+{"text":"Totemists, one of the first lines of defense against the malicious and monstrous, famed slayers of Behemoths which are perhaps the most dangerous examples of such, and bridge to the domains of spirits and magic unseen. The role is not an easy one of course, but it must be done and has been since time before almost all written history. You are Capran, young man of the Four Peaks mountains, pupil of Oranya Skystrike. There has been a lot of unrest on the mountain slopes lately, the issue growing further with each day it seems, but with your teacher still guiding you, there will always be a way to deal with it the trouble. Such as this post mimic, which stands on thin wood-splinter-like legs and angrily spears them into the ground beneath it at the failure of its ambush. You stand nearby your teacher and her friend Heyra, ready and willing to destroy this mimic. Awful thing. You're rather happy you three are the one who found it rather than some poor patrol guard or villager. Cont"}
+{"text":"(sorry for the update and dip, but it's late here and I work a full day tomorrow.)"}
+{"text":"Follow at Ghesha's pace. Keep a level head and don't attract attention."}
+{"text":"Follow at Ghesha's pace. Keep a level head and don't attract attention. gotta wait for Ekasta to start something"}
+{"text":"Not dead but this little fucker decided my fingers needed to be torn into. Doesn't look like it'll need stitches but I can barely type."}
+{"text":"Here is hoping it doesn't get infected or anything."}
+{"text":"Use your knowledge of Cartoons to steal the F-16. What will you do after you've stolen it?"}
+{"text":"Idiot What if it stops raining? Then you fall out of the sky"}
+{"text":"You take the F-16 for a joyride. But sirens blare, and an AA gun shoots you down. The world turns black… until a sliver of light breaks through the darkness. Tearing your eyelids open, you find yourself inside the cockpit of an F-16C Fighting Falcon. Somehow, it carries infinite bullets, 70 missiles, 16 4AAMs, and 5 flares. “Da fuck?” you mutter. Peering out through the canopy, a deep blue sky stretches above you. Below, a shimmering ocean rushes past, dotted with scenic isles. Your confusion deepens. Then, an oddly familiar voice crackles through the radio: “Glad to have you back with us, Mobius 1. This is AWACS SkyEye. I’ll be, once again, serving as your eyes and ears for this mission.” Mobius 1? SkyEye? Aren’t those names from the popular 2001 fighter jet video game Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies, published by Namco for the PlayStation 2? How strangely specific! You remember playing it once on an emulator a couple of years ago. Could it have left such a strong impression that you’re now hallucinating about it, while your real body is presumably tumbling toward Earth inside a burning aircraft? But the feeling of the flight-stick in your grip, the low hum of the engine in your ears, and the warm sun glaring down on your bald scalp all feel too real. Can this be real? Or could this be... Stangereal! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Strafe an Arabian wedding, or an elementary school, whichever one you find first."}
+{"text":"I like this once, I haven't been posting cuz most of these ideas make no sense even by cartoon standards"}
+{"text":"I am OP, my IP reset"}
+{"text":"Pick Race Orc Goblin Troll Bugbear Cyclopes Pick Location Mountains Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Warlord"}
+{"text":"The lack of food worries you, the shamans say we'll break apart if it runs out. You have a stockpile of bones to keep fed for a while. Your 3 shamans have grown into the tree allowing them to be closer to the forest. Korg ponders over his options. Tribe Action Expand the hunting grounds around your home. Mass a hunting party with your warriors and stockpile more food. Migrate to an area with more food. Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Planet Dump25... Widely known as one of the worst planets in the galaxy, but not as bad as Dump26. The sickly glow of a diseased star irradiates this misbegotten place daily, providing a feeble facsimile of sunlight to the two and a half species of MISERABLE FUCK that live there. the ELLY is a photosynthetic creature that uses its big veiny EARS to gather SUNLIGHT the PHANT is a CARNIVORE, it EATS the ELLY the BUTTLEECH is a FREELOADER, it SUCKS poop from the PHANT's butt Perhaps in time, these genetic rejects will give rise to a thriving ecosystem... But probably not Rules: 1. Find a creature suffering from environmental pressures 2. Copy it into MS Paint (or any other anti-aliased drawing program, if you're fancy like that) 3. Add a feature to the creature that will make it better at not dying 4. Reply to the post that had the old creature with your new, improved creature (and describe how it's different) It's that easy! And they told me you needed a degree to be an evolutionary biologist..."}
+{"text":"Yup. They fly now."}
+{"text":"Here is an evo that does not require a picture, more of a social evolution. So you know how chimps do social grooming, picking each other clean of the various bugs and parasites that live in their fur? Well, the Gnorsh starts to develop something like that. Herds of Gnorsh will practice social grooming by way of brown-nosing each other. But this ain't because they have a fart fetish, it's to help remove buttleeches from their herdmate's body. Fewer leeches, the fewer nutrients get lost to b the parasites. Nasty? Absolutely. But Nature is a practical sort not concerned with little things like propriety or decency."}
+{"text":"The inflated buttleech's neck grows longer so that while they may float atop the polluted waters of Dump25, they may still suck down delicious sludge."}
+{"text":"the advent of grooming creates strong \"social\" bonding among genetically close members of the species, grooming offers next to no dirrect benefit to the individual this \"indirect fitness\" benefits there genetics to spread in the population with frontal bottom \"pinching teeth\" with a narrow channel between the teeth allowing for vedging protrusions to pull and slightly motile flat gripper teeth that all around makes grooming easier"}
+{"text":"longer mouth increases reach and killing power to snatch up prey along with just some skin secretions to lower that chance of parasites"}
+{"text":"Monday Grid Sector 11873, Defensive Position \"Razorback\" The Bradley 1A5 kept firing with it's auto-cannon at the incoming target. One of it's tracks, the left one, was damaged. The rack of guided missiles had been emptied days ago and there hadn't been the chance to refill them. Quartermaster \"Godmother\" was inside the basement of a ruined house, missing it's second floor and portions of the first. The structure of plywood would provide minimal protection or cover, which was why he was underground. Beside him was Jack Price, the Engineer from MARS Incorporated, now a Lieutenant in what remained of the Armed Forces. Finally, if he was still alive, was Capt. Harry Grand from the Air Force. - - In the basement was a Javelin guided missile, loaded, but with no available reloads. There was also MARS MPAR, a laser guided upgrade of the FGM-172A SRAW project. That system and a single reload were bundled together. Both would require firing from outside or the precarious top floor. The other explosive options were the drum fed, six shot 40mm Milkor MGL.... OR three disposable AT-4ERs. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 (1d6)"}
+{"text":"I just barely understand what this means. ) The Bradley IFV angles it's turret and opens fire with a string of 25mm autocannon explosive rounds at the incoming fast moving vehicles, but they seemed to have limited effect, managing to not land that many or zero round nearby the fast moving vehicles."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5) [Spoiler] Many thanks, and an astute analysis of the weapon. [/Spoiler] \"Red\" readies and fires the 40mm into the approaching smoke. Her laser get remains mounted on the window frame. (Rolling 40mm) !"}
+{"text":"damn caps.."}
+{"text":"According to GM... \"Red\" connects with the corner of a vehicle, not even the one she was aiming for, blowing out a tire and damaging a small chunk of it."}
+{"text":"in a meaningless world, a girl finds heaven in scarlet mist"}
+{"text":"Rolled 69 (1d100) Thoughts drift and find root in Hermione's mind. A dandelion sprouts. She remembers having to read those Arthurian Romances in French. Aurelia would stay up late reading them. Hermione would write commentary in the books, switch their covers, and randomly put them on the shelves. She despises the poet Chrétien for starting it and the city he came from. But magic does exist. Could there be a kernel of truth? Was there a lady of the lake? A grail, a sword cast into water, or a wise king's signet ring? Surely they would be immune to the ravages of time. Surely they deserve a proper owner. Surely her. The weasel might know the truth. INT: Could a Wish gather the relics and turn them into guns?"}
+{"text":"megakino mega mega kino actually this is now a fate quest (lmao) (:P)"}
+{"text":"this is now a fate quest (lmao) (:P) gacha hell"}
+{"text":"archive time?"}
+{"text":"We're still on Page 8 so there's no rush... that said if we archive now the archived thread will update with all subsequent posts. I can handle it later on today just to make it easy. Missing my #wolfpack, guys 0w0;"}
+{"text":"Howdy everyone this quest is inspired by Tower Dungeon, Dark Souls and gritty fantasy. With a rather flexible take on the Basic roleplaying Universal Game Engine is the basis for characters, skills and combat. _ One Hundred years have passed since the last Vexana Cosmesis influxia - The alignment of stars necessary for the correct partitions of the many seen and unseen angles of reality, allowing the beyond to grasp the physical once more. Since that moment every hour, minute and second has been counted as Kingdoms heed the awaited dirge. For the First City has returned to the world for just ten years until it is swallowed back by the accursed void, bringing with it relics of the past and horrors of a prophesied future. Dancing along the manic death spiral of time with little reason. Within the fabled Bed of Incongruity promises immense power and eternal life for all that sunder their way to the hidden cavity. Countless named and forgotten treasures of equal might and greater also await those mad enough to brave the damned metropolis. The First City lies within once blessed lands, yet the centuries of isolation and exposure to distant dimensions has taken its toll, scattering the returning landscape with foreign contaminants, alien threats and unnatural constructs. The City's interior itself is a celestial hovel of unnatural geometry as reality bleeds away at the very point where the veil between the many planes awaits, existence is only a second thought here. Many such explorers claim to have witnessed their compatriots simply uncoiling from reality and ascending to the heavens without warning. The stars have aligned and the way is known, through the hazy miasma the Insane, Brave and Desperate rush like a tide of crashing waves against its walls."}
+{"text":"Inquisitive: \"Just to map?\" Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Supporting. Sadly we are fucking dumb as rocks, which is probably why we came here in the first place"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive: Robber Prince"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Welcome to CBF, a game set in the cyberpunk future of Charleston, SC, using the horror/urban fantasy world of Changeling: The Lost (and most of the rest of World of Darkness) as it's larger backdrop. You will be a Changeling, someone that was taken by the True Fae to an alien realm, Arcadia, across the hedge between reality and dreams. They left a Fetch behind in your place, a simulacrum that took your place among your friends and family, making your disappearance unnoticeable. While in captivity, you were traumatized, and forcibly transformed into a creature, or perhaps a decoration, or tool. You've since escaped, back to the real world, back to Charleston, SC, now, in the year 2198. You command certain supernatural abilities by making contracts and pacts with the forces of nature and reality, and can also make magically binding bargains with other Changelings and mortals. To non-fae creatures, you are by all appearances a human, maybe quite similar to your original self, but possibly older, younger, scarred, or with certain traits having since been altered - time passes in strange ways within Arcadia, and the marks left by the True Fae vary in their subtlety. Other Changelings, fae creatures, and certain other supernatural beings, however, can see past the Mask of concealing faerie magic, and view your true self - be that a musclebound troll, or an automaton cobbled together from wax and copper in your own former image. Megacorporations and stranger monsters than yourself pull the strings of society in these neon nights, and you will struggle with maintaining your humanity, and sanity, while navigating the maddening world of the fae, and the soul-crushing dystopia that's been produced by generations of greedy, sociopathic humans. You escaped from the creature that abducted you some ten years ago, and have survived in that time by honing your skills and picking your battles."}
+{"text":"Annnnnnnnnd finally If you were keeping up with this quest (thanks again!!!!) but don't keep up with /qtg/ (I can see why, some of the guys in there are very strange), these are some ideas I have for a different quest since I am putting this on the back burner for a while. Please consider weighing in on what I write next!"}
+{"text":"Shame but at yeah LOZ should be fun and judging by the first thread more popular"}
+{"text":"Sorry I should have not kept lurking really loved it and will now go to catch up again"}
+{"text":"It's ok buddy, Percy will be back! Check out After-Bloom if you liked this quest, there are some common threads and I think you'd enjoy it!"}
+{"text":"The president put on the ceremonial gowns, now knowing the terrible conventions of society. A forbidden fruit, offered to her by subordinates and friends, that which they all deemed an essential part of youth; the what to say, the what not to say; the great secrets of seduction; the three gazes of the man-eating leopard; “The height of skirt that melts the inexperienced virgin”. And she endured it all, like a woman. She endured to have them play with her, as if a rag or some mauled doll; only by the time they began to imply that the size of a bag was perspectively proportional to the osseous width of her body, she had already ran out of patience. And with the skirt, and the blouse, the inconspicuous accessory and the invincible bow of black hair, victory was served with imminence, and tremendous prematurity. As the lead of the Paranormal Investigation Club, she was in labour of solving mysteries in the company of her most trusted. Who hasn’t heard yet about the rapist of human souls, the phantom on the staircase, or the not single instance when the devil went and took the farmer's cows for a dance? After that, and many other adventures together; seemingly united, in their hearts she earned a deep place with her pure merit. And this time it was their turn to prepare her with the ubiquitous knowledge, to face the unknown, and perhaps even… to scare her fears. Trembled the world when the day came, Surely, long had spilled been the tea; and yet, in shame, a single drop lied and dared not to be spit. She, and she alone knew; thoughtless, truly thoughtless the compromise had been conceived. Upon their first and only conversation she was met with a sudden and unknown boiling emotion. She couldn't admit; the temptation was too much to bear. From the pure desire to partake in that which impossible is, agreed they to meet the next Sunday, despite knowing her she lived in the neighboring city. And even then, prepared and committed, without respect for distance, without fear, she departed on the afternoon, towards a station lost in time, lost from reason, all so she could ever meet with him... the next morning. - The Hairy Hand is a quest ruled by contradiction of wills and whims The President has towards all gruesome realities awaiting. Survival is doubtful, and physical integrity is never assured; bad decisions are ultimate. Players can cumulatively pick a maximum of 3 choices, once 3 different courses of action are picked, no alternatives can be proposed nor votes. Actions are taken upon popular vote, effected at irregular, arbitrary and unforgiving times. Small and menial actions may be taken by individuals at times; affecting or not the outcome of an encounter. The whims of a few may just suffice to change The President's fate."}
+{"text":"Keep a steady pace- not by arriving earlier will you meet him any faster. [Continue thought + Earn an Skill] There's no reason to not choose this"}
+{"text":"Keep a steady pace- not by arriving earlier will you meet him any faster. [Continue thought + Earn an Skill]"}
+{"text":"Oh, its not archived yet, guess we better continue."}
+{"text":"It would be nice, I was expecting at least for one bad thing to happen to her."}
+{"text":"Decide not to go."}
+{"text":"You are Gamma the Lich. Your phylactery was found by an elf mage and shattered, but you had a last resort kind of deal you prepared with one of your servants, a wicked druid called Sima, where upon your phylactery being broken your soul would escaped and instantly be reincarnated on someone random somewhere. A few years of unconsciousness passed in a flash, and lo and behold, you're a teenage girl in some backwards village. Seems like you're being gangraped by orcs. Oh well, so that was the traumatic event that would awaken you the druid spoke about. You consume the fraying soul of your host and regain a sliver of your magical powers. You'll make sure to use them wisely. There is still the small issue that a bunch of orcs are raping you though... You got enough magic to cast 10 levels of spells. You do know some wicked epic level spells you could cast, but honestly, seems like an overkill. You basically know every single necromantic spell ever, even some no one else knows. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That was close for the other nasty ones. Gather food - so they don't starve Every choice has a negative and a positive. But I think feeding them something other than the gruel before will boost morale a lot and allow them to have clearer thoughts. Even better if we can get some bait for rodents. It will make the Gathering them easier."}
+{"text":"The girls gather a bunch of blueberries, fruits, mushrooms, even some fat grubs and rabbits, then every night before sleeping we build a small fire to roast whatever is roastable, and partake of a hearty meal. You hear some weird things in the night, but you laught it off. You are the thing even other monsters fear when the sun goes down. On the third day, you see a village in the distance, a small settlement, maybe a thousand people. They have some farms, you can see the smoke of a forge, so they probably mine in the nearby caves, but little else. They have some spearmen patrolling the perimeter. You have about 150 SOUL POWER left. Approach the village, say you've escaped a bunch of orcs Destroy the spearmen and claim the village as your domain Hide in the caves and kidnap a couple miners to learn more about the village Hide in the caves, but send a couple girls saying they escaped orcs to gather information Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New place and unknown culture to us, with to few to really make a good attempt to claim much of anything. Hide in the caves, but send a couple girls saying they escaped orcs to gather information The forest allows for freedom, but risk to the orcs and unknowns. I say move to the caves and with luck the orcs hit the town and we just have to deal with a random animal in the cave."}
+{"text":"Pondering that you have no way to know how this strange culture will react to you, you decide to hide in the caves. But you send a couple girls, instructing them to say they escaped form the orcs, to gather intelligence. Within, you find a Bear. Your baby is hungry and wants to eat it. Kill and eat the bear Shoo the bear away Kill the bear and raise him as undead Write in After a couple days, one of them shows up at the caves. \"The villagers have had problems with the orcs before and welcomed us well. The people here are very trusting. They are part of a kingdom called Merryland. They expected us to find roles within the village very quickly. We've been helping with cooking and today I volunteered to bring food to the miners, then I slipped by here to tell you about it.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill and eat the bear The baby is likely our main way to fight and save energy. Kidnap and sacrifice a few people Information is a power in it's own right, but time will allow for only so much gathering. It's a risk for sure, but with luck maybe the orcs can be blamed. The other thought I have is for us to plague the food and water of the town. Starting with small things that could be seen as that has been around for some time. With luck we weaken the fighters to allow us time to gather needs before we move."}
+{"text":"Pick race and location"}
+{"text":"You feed the weird thing to a yung one. He starts screaming and acting erratically, You beat him up a little and ask him what is he seeing. He says he sees spiders everywhere on the walls, a hole in the ceiling and a huge troll on fire in the sky, gazing straight at him. \"Talk to him.\" \"What should I say?\" \"What do you think?\" \"Flaming troll in the sky! How come you don't die in the fire?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 6, 41, 64, 87, 21, 6, 9, 35, 44, 10, 24, 96 = 443 (12d100) The tribe always needs food. Steal more food from the humans. I assume this is like an attack so rolling"}
+{"text":"eh, if you go through with it you don't land a single blow with this roll. I will wait at least for more rolls."}
+{"text":"Well, I waited enough, no one rolled. Should I go with your roll anyway, or do you want to roll again?"}
+{"text":"Rolled 95, 26, 33, 32, 15, 19, 80, 73, 77, 6, 100, 19 = 575 (12d100) Let's add more dice to the pot."}
+{"text":"\"JESUS FUCK.\" A bit of spit leaves the girl's mouth with the utterance of the expletive. The thin blonde man shoots an annoyed look at his coworker as he leans on his broom, watching her wipe the spit from her chin. \"Hey, management said we couldn't curse. Get that side for me.\" The brunette gives him an indifferent glance, grabs a dustpan, and starts sweeping in various things: rose petals, scrapped, badly framed photos, a dust of cocaine that had slipped from some celebrity's torn pocket. She scoffs at the discovery of a used condom leaking all over the concrete. \"Just saying. You'd think that at a big event like this, people would be a bit more dignified.\" She turns to look at the big black block letters that burned boldly on the arena sign. MILLER V HAWKE FATHER V SON TONIGHT (1/5)"}
+{"text":"Thank you all for being so patient and for reading Minimum Wage Quest! I wanted this to continue all the way to 10 pages, but I don't think I have it in me to keep this thread going that long. This has been very educational for me, and the next thread will likely be shorter than this one, but longer than the first. I am so grateful to those of you that stuck around and waited so patiently, and I'm so sorry I'm ending this thread here. What did you think? I'd love your honest thoughts: what did you like, what did you dislike, what should I change, what should I keep? I think I'm going to end QM rolls. The entire reason I was rolling in the first place was for momentum's sake. It kept each update as an update instead of waiting for votes since I was a little scared they would slog the pace of the quest, but I think audience rolls are the way to go."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running it, QM! I really like the setting, and the premise. I love me some /x/ style woo woo lore. You're doing a really good job fleshing out the cast, too! I'm indifferent to who rolls, personally."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the extremely solid update QM! I'll +1 setting and premise. I love the premise and the \"quests\" inside the quest. Also, your incredible art makes the story even more compelling. I really loved the \"Hoe\" shower thought which is best pannel of the quest so far (despite the gifs being amazing) What I dislike : our active power seems to suck a lot. Oh well maybe we'll turn it into something useful for real."}
+{"text":"Don't forget to archive this"}
+{"text":"It was a great ride. On all marks you did excellent. The final battles and moments were well written, and captured the character of the internal factions so well. Going from that bitter ghost fleet scene to the wild ride of the megaton rain, ending with the reality of a post war existence and a touch of comedy for Glasner. Your Choice of music and art was on point. The story didn't revolve around the characters as hard as in the past, instead zooming in and out between the personal and macro really lent a sense of scale to the universe and was enjoyable. And it was all handled with a lot of unscheduled events and raw chaos in a way that worked well while seemingly operating at near zero personal battery. There are a lot of loose ends, and I hope you consider revisiting this strange place again."}
+{"text":"Did the (faster) options actually matter? Yes. In the beginning I had a hidden clock that ticked down towards Pact defeat. Choosing longer projects would make it tick down faster, as would failing the dice contest. As the quest progressed and the story started to take on a life of its own I gradually stopped using clocks and did things more based on QM fiat, but fast projects still mattered. Sometimes I'd be thinking of some disadvantage to introduce but decide not to because \"The players voted to roll out something quick so this thing isn't going to happen.\" If the players voted for the quick refits towards the end I'd just skip the dice rolls for complications because the refit was proven. Was there a route where we could have encouraged House Shimada to declare independence from the Empire? The short answer is no. The long answer is that I briefly considered giving you the opportunity when the Pact conquered Shima but decided against it since I was in a hurry to finish the quest and didn't want to meander along yet another sub-plot. Shirin Shimada was heavily invested in keeping Shima as her fief and while there might have been an angle you could have worked to turn her against the Empire the Pact characters remained unaware of it. Sequel when? I have no plans to run anything in the near future especially with my current RL situation. Space shipyard quest was never meant to be more than a one shot, but the brain worm kept returning so now it's become this weird story where the perspective shifts every thread. Even then I endeavor to make each thread stand on its own so there's still a sense of closure should I never run again."}
+{"text":"have we considered getting some fabricators and ship of our own and constructing self replicating robot swarms for resources?"}
+{"text":"Glasner's a genius but he's not that smart."}
+{"text":"also our faction's anti-AI culture would probably preclude making robots independent enough to self-replicate"}
+{"text":"Uncomfortable proximity aside, you can see that her concern is genuine, plus her strength can be of use. But why? \"Alright... mind the hat. Why are you concerned with Craig? Who is he to you?\" She thumps her chest, possibly an indication of indignance. \"He's my dearest friend's kid! So why shouldn't I be worried about him? What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't?\" Ah, a friend of Craig's parents, then. You motion for her to follow you inside the abandoned tower. A floor later, and you're kind of impressed at the variety and amount of traps there were in the first floor. That should suffice for small talk. \"Interesting how most of the traps are already deactivated...\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run Better to follow their advice"}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run Probably."}
+{"text":"Run"}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run This would be an inopportune time to be sent back to Nowhere, what with the mission and all."}
+{"text":"Abigail thinks back to the conversation Miss Walsh had with her partner on the phone. Considering the timing of the rescheduled meeting… “We’re going to meet her. In front of the CNC.” She surmises. Oliver raises his eyebrows. “How can you be so sure about that? Maybe she was called by the Headmaster or some other staff member to fill her in on her duties since she’s new?” “Oliver, if I’m right then I’ll g-give- ahem.” Why is this still so hard? Abigail puts on her best teasing voice and tries again. “If I’m right then I’ll get a free pass to make you pose for a portrait in any way I want. If you’re right then you can ask me for… let’s say anything?” “Deal.” Oliver accepts as fast as possible. “Alright, let’s go lovebirds!” Alba shouts before storming into the crowd, beelining straight for the school exist and practically barrelling students out of the way all the while. The rest of the group quickly chase after her, both to exploit the opening and protect her from any students wanting to “Enforce the Rules” before they leave. Alba is still ahead of them the whole time despite carrying a box that’s larger and heavier than herself. How much does this girl exercise? Where does she hide the muscle?. “I’m guessing this is why you left a little girl to carry the box instead of doing it yourself, Oliver? Is this how you’re going to treat me in this relationship?” Abigail playfully teases as they walk out the school. Oliver raises his hand to his heart in faux offence. “My word, there’s no way I could let my lady sully her hands with such rough work! Especially when your hands are already dirty enough from all the painting you do.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Buy now I came here to buy underwear due to a pressing need for it, and now I get a discount! Would be pretty dumb of me to NOT get the new underwear, right? And then… I’ll head home. I’m probably like, sweaty and shit? Fuck my lungs hurt. Oh God are lungs meant to hurt?"}
+{"text":"The Jelly could stretch, of course. It could also change its form to a hard solid, a viscous jelly, and a liquid while still retaining full control of its body. Emilly has become gelatinous cube, eater of worlds. Those snacks though. Not very pleasant, sugar on sugar, rock candy and jelly, sure they texture was different, but the flavor being pure chem sugar. Not even natural flavoring. She looks at Marisa. \"Can you still make food from here? Just some fresh woodsmen bread with some salt and butter, and I'd be right as rain. Not like I got hurt the fight, uh.\" She remembers her arm, one that's still lying on the floor. \"Well, not in any way that matters... actually, belay that bread.\" She approaches the fallen limb, it's not a large piece of meat by any means, but unlike her regular state, being transformed actually means there's something on that bone. The cut wasn't too clean, probably expected with a spear. Blood has pooled around it, though not that much. Emilly picks the errant limb up. The flavor profile will certainly be distinct from her previous meal, and while there may be a small texture overlap, definitely enough to prevent it form being a perfect compliment, it is good enough. After all, waste not, want not. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Emilly stretches. \"Honestly, I feel quite good, ready to go when you are. Unless you have something you think I need to know.\" She thinks for a moment, before reminding herself and pulling at a frilly sleeve. \"Oh, you can try a piece of the dress, if you want. It's surprisingly good, let me tell you, can't quite pin down the flavor, but I can vouch for the taste.\""}
+{"text":"\"Sure, give it 'ere. No strings, though, eh?\" A Grief Seed, all that remains of a fallen Magical Girl; her Soul Gem, in particular. Interesting terminology. A Gem overfilled with Grief spawns a Witch who, when killed, leaves behind this Seed...? The terms used made the sequence sound perfectly natural, like a fruit ripening and, eventually, bursting. Who even came up with this tripe? She'd have to ask Megan about this later. Stephanie, after all, was not a literary type and was like misinterpret such things. Little shame in knowing one's limitations. Check Soul Gem. How are we doing, at a glance? Still, far from the harrowing reveal in the forest, Stephanie couldn't help but feel as though, even on the eve of battle, things were looking up. Life wasn't easy—and that was something Stephanie knew before finding out she was dead and would have to fight monsters—, so there were many, many ways for a Magical Girl to fall to despair and wreak yet more of it as a Witch. Stephanie, though, felt quite lucky, both in terms of the wish she made and her current circumstances. Thinking back to it now, if she'd wished for something like, say, infinite money or the power to get back at those who wronged her, such things would be of little help in the long-term battle against encroaching despair or, worse, harm more than help. But with family and friends (and, last but in no way least, a cat and a dog), she couldn't help but feel like she lucked into having a breakwater of sorts. Along with the fact that she wasn't doing this alone, Stephanie was quite positive in not seeing herself falling like the (former) Magical Girl whose Soul-Gem-turned-Grief-Seed she was idly spinning like a top on the table. Always look on the bright side of life (Mind, 14). While waiting for the others to show, a sudden incongruity assailed Stephanie. She glanced at the Seed, then at Kanata. \"Say, Miss Kanata...said you weren't all that when it came t' actually killing Witches, eh? And here you 'ave this Grief Seed. So tell me, when'll Miss Walsh be joining us?\""}
+{"text":"ANTON PEAS: that’s your name, don’t wear it out! Originally a mild-mannered grilljockey, a botched demonic summoning brought you to ZORAL: a fantasy world shrouded in perpetual darkness! You get used to it! The memory loss and everyone trying to kill you? That’s the tricky part. See, your unexpected trip landed you in one Hell of a mess: not only did you lose a huge chunk of your memories, but you also forfeit your soul to RED--you don’t know the specifics, but essentially your summoning granted you some DEMONIC POWERS, so it’s not all bad! What IS bad is what you’re up to now: your hellish helper can restore your memories, but he won’t do it for free! The price: delivering the heads of THE FOUR LORDS OF ZORAL: tyrants and titans that rule the darklands with iron fists, claws, and… you dunno, tentacles, maybe? There’s a reason they’ve ruled for so long, however, and despite your platoon of pals and plentiful powers you can’t help but feel a little apprehensive about the whole thing! Exhibit A: ARCHMAGE TRIER. Arriving in UMBERAL: Zoral’s very own city of tomorrow, you were swiftly introduced to the TEKSOULS: menacing magitek that follow every whim Trier can think up… and you met the guy–he thinks a LOT! Not to be outdone, you also ran into THE SPICE CARTEL--not only is Umberal their home turf, they’re also running some kind of deal with the Archmage… as for what it is, well, you shudder to think! Your search for leverage over the Archmage took you to TRIMBAULT ACADEMY: Zoral’s most prestigious magical academy, and whole you managed to snag some goodies and teach a surprisingly-decent class (don’t ask), you didn’t manage to find notes other mages took on their Archmage adversary! Even worse, all signs point to The Cartel snatching them up for their own perfidious plots! Luckily you had an in: TZAH-TZIE, skilled songstress and your current beau, has an axe to grind with her musical rival LUTZA. Having saved the starlet from a kidnapping on the Umberal Skyrail, you earned your way into holding a concert in Umberal, and some of the biggest names in The Cartel just happen to be huge fans! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yet you managed to save her sisters too--and believe me, they could've had a much worse ending!"}
+{"text":"You'll have to forgive me if I don't think that's much of a recompense for best girl getting nocon'd."}
+{"text":"What was your favorite part of Thread 7? Rezalith's arc. What could be improved in the future? More Volka! Who/what do you wanna see more of in the next thread? MORE VOLKA! What do you think will happen next?! Terror time with Trier, no doubt. Then... Well, Crossroads may be in jeopardy, it sounds like. Who's your fave character and why? Probably still Rezalith. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fav part Vhale fight and Sixface's doppelganger gambit kicked ass Who do you want more of Volka What next We are gonna kick ass B^) What do Rolo and Sixface look like? I imagine Rolo as a mix between a Walrus and one of those Tegu lizards but he stands upright. I imagine Sixface as a mix between a house centipede, a regular centipede, and a Jackson's Chameleon, which limbs that are segmented like a chameleon, and shapeshifts by rapidly molting the current skin to take on the new shape underneath, whereupon the shed skin evaporates quickly into fine dust."}
+{"text":"What was your favorite part of Thread 7? Killing Vhale. A second close one was seeing Rezzie being cute and growing to be a better person. What could be improved in the future? Nothing I can think of, outside of more Volka, which ties into the third question so I'm skipping that. What do you think will happen next?! Murdering Trier to death, murder style. We are tasked with killing the various lords and he was just a useful stepping stone. Who's your fave character and why? TT. I love me the cattethinge. Rezzie is a close second. LEAST fave character In terms of people I hate? Vhale/his dad, but they were meant to be hated. In terms of actual characters? Oti. I never cared for his deadpan whiny shtick, but I don't dislike him enough to outright hate him. WHAT DO YOU THINK TRIER LOOKS LIKE? AM, from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but instead of computery bits as we would understand it, he's a giant pillar of magic crystals and gems and rocks. Whenever he speaks I like to imagine you can hear rocks cracking or frying from the strain of his might. SIXFACE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Honestly, I could name a thousand reasons: I don’t like Prometheus, and I don’t trust him to mold me like a piece of clay. I’m not you, and I don’t want to be— hell, I don’t think I’d even deserve to be.” “You wouldn’t-” “There’s only one person in the world I’d want to trust my soul with,” you interrupt, “And it isn’t your dead boyfriend. I have things I worked hard for that I want to keep, people who I really want to stay dead, and I owe a debt of gratitude to the Architect for giving me this opportunity in the first place. I like power, I like having more than other people, but, more than anything… I want to be free, and I want to be myself. If that means I don’t get to be happy, then, fuck it, who even needs to be? I have a more powerful impetus.” You spread your arms wide, the fake soul of the fake you conjured by the Grand Art creaking and chipping beneath the pressure exerted by your real might, crimson light pouring through the breaks like water from the cracks in a porcelain vase. Arms painfully burst from your back, skin tearing and blood pouring out from the ruins of your tattered sweater. The limbs flex their freshly minted muscle, caressing the soft, tender pink skin, newborn, almost infantile despite their long, sinister build, You topple forward for a moment the weight cracking your spine under its crushing weight until your body reorganizes itself, reinforcing and regenerating shattered bone and torn sinew with metal and divinity, your skeleton shivering and popping as your new anatomy settles into place. “...I see. Well, it was a free choice, a true choice, so a number of possibilities exist. I guess this just happens to be one where things turned out wrong.” “You’re too vertical, both of you,” you sneer, “Your world is dead. The man who killed himself was someone you never knew, and he died for someone he never met. As far as I’m concerned, all of those “what if”s are only as real as any other predictive model. A glorified simulation, really. Well, if it’s any consolation, I believe your wish to have been granted before you ever made it: you have never been me, and you never will be.” The other you remains silent, but you press on, the constructed world tearing away as your Impetus overrides the Grand Art, its caster no longer present to protect it from your will. Your body lifts into the air, scarlet fetters burst from your fingertips, slowly taking the qualities of the Sunset, first hard to notice, vermillion and magenta, then, less subtle, gold, lilac, blue, white, black. The chains bind to the fabric of the incomplete reality itself, each wild movement of your arms tearing out another piece."}
+{"text":"Firstly, thank you all for the well wishes. I really am grateful for not only the fact that you stayed to read, but that all of you contributed with incredible write-ins and speculation. Again, I really couldn't have done it without you. I've decided I might as well throw out some bonus scenes since you guys seem to have wanted a few. I'll release one now, and probably post the next in a couple days. Before that, though, to answer 's question: Yeah, I did have a decent chunk of stuff planned for various side characters in case they came up more often. I had whole potential arcs etched out for subordinates like Lethe or Brigita, other world powers like Yama or Hades, and even, indeed, for cannon fodder like Epimetheus or the Boar. Of course, I didn't have a TON planned for the former specifically, since I was really sure you guys were gonna kill him, but Dorota did inherit (a modified version of) his powers which also may have come up if you spent more time with her. Anyway, here's that exit interview  asked for:"}
+{"text":"Exit interview: Jane On the night of the apotheosis, the eclipseless blood moon, the world around you seems bright enough to be lit by day. Of course, the light ought to be crimson, but somehow, here in this little stretch of the world, red filters into gold, which melts into the grey of the clouds and thick vapor hugging the dirt and grass. “Where… am I?” You and the hind stand alone in the misty nowhere, a crossroads deep into the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest. Your presence is vague but all-encompassing, a faint crimson hue and a tinge of iron in the thick fog belie the presence of something less than— or, more accurately, more than mortal. Your control over your vessel and your presence is still ambiguous, your body still becoming accustomed to godhood. Sparks and wisps of tangerine fire burn silently and smokelessly beneath Jane’s feet, their light seeming not to bother her, or even draw her attention, as she is forged from the echoes of her former self, her existence transplanted from a moment past to a moment present. You open your mouth, but close it again— as you are now, your voice alone would almost certainly kill her. You are at the crossroads, my dear. you soundlessly reply, keeping your form obscured in the mist as the temporary anchor writhes and crackles beneath the magnitude of your soul, vermilion light exploding out of your eyes and through fractures in your skin. You temper that divine might, sending it to fuel the flames, but even then a haunting incandescence is visible in your eyes. Surely you remember your own death. Your betrayal. I have taken that supernatural misery from your body, but I can only imagine the extent of the shock and melancholy. Indeed, this Jane is not the person you had spoken to in your soul. Even if you shielded her somewhat, she had become inexorably dyed in your colors, slowly becoming incorporated into the endless sanguine sea. It wasn't truly her, not really, so you had decided instead to bring her back as she was when she died. “Wow, I don't… know what to say. Who are you, if you don't mind my asking? Or, um, is that impolite for, uh, whatever it is you are..?”"}
+{"text":"I have a lot of names. Most all of them would be meaningless to you. Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. you breathlessly sigh, dropping the divine majesty angle and returning to your more usual manner of speaking, Ultimately, your revival is just another aspect of my selfish desire. So, I wanted to give you a choice: I could either revive you as you were, as you died, or I can wipe your slate clean. No memories, no trauma, and a brand new life with brand new people. So, Jane, what will it be? She pauses, her form melting from hart to human, her unflattering, baggy clothes returning to her as her hide shifts into flesh. “I think I’ll go this way,” she smiles, pointing off into the distance. You’ve been dead for a long time. Reintegrating in that environment is gonna be difficult. “I didn't know too many people anyway.” The things you were running away from, using me, are going to still be there when you get back. “Then… maybe you could stay with me?” She replies, seemingly entirely unsurprised at your reveal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"a good end point"}
+{"text":"Another set of tyrns passes and begins again, bringing with it a new set of challenges. The threat of lunar invasion has passed, and with it a new era of peace begins. Of course such things rarely last. Already the nations of the world dabble in tremendous powers that could alter the world. Stolen lunar technologies, tremendous machines worked powered by magic, the holy light of gods and puppets stitched together from broken spirits. The world lurches toward great change, ready or not. --- This a Multiplayer Nation Roleplay! Unfortunately we are full up on players at the moment with no openings expected. Apologies to anyone who wanted to join! Global Across the land all breathe a sigh of relief as the great silver fortresses of the Lunites march into the ocean, never to be seen again. Even those few who can follow them find no trace a tyrn later. Turbans Glorious victory at last! Though the battle rages day and night Turban ingenuity has won the day, developing horrific poisons that leave the invaders trembling and flailing while strikes against key locations of their silver fortress has sent it into retreat toward the ocean! Despite the usage of terrible weapons of magical fog the invaders have been driven back! At the height of the battle a great charge of biotitans slam into the fortress and hurl it into the sea! Glory to the Turquoise Turbans! Nothing remains of the invaders save their memory. Vencia The great cataloging of Taxmoss is an exciting time for the explorers of Vencia as they cross the foreign jungles on the far side of the Tarn. It is of course also a somewhat terrifying time of course, because such activities inevitably lead into the territories of the Red Wall, a fearsome skrit war thing that is decidedly less friendly than the usual Skrit, it seems quite determined to devour everything in reach in fact. A nutty new gourd is discovered in the jungles, one that curiously grows more like an onion than a normal squash, with most of the plant firmly underground. Getting them pulled free is quite the hassle, fortunately normal Skrit drones are usually handy to help dig them out. When the ants get into the leftover squash left as payment they change color to a curious metallic brown, at least when not near a venk. Is this some sort of magical thing?"}
+{"text":"The Divine Republic of Guliseare The most loyal, most faithful, fiercest inquisitors and ardent believers all gather together at the exercise grounds. And there is Ourania, and Cyra both. Kallixeina breaks all decorum, throwing herself between Cyra and the traitor, demanding to know her plot, her plans. There is nothing to be seen, nothing out of place, but as the heretic kneels Kallixeina feels the horror mount in her body. “Let me show you the power of our true god.” The world turns white, only a column of bleached out visibility remains, surrounding Ourania and Kallixeina. All else is silence, no the roar of sound so loud and everpresent it has become silence. It stretches out for eternity, just the two of them in the eye of the storm, then finally white becomes a storm of fire, silence becomes a roar, and it fades and fades and fades down to nothing. There is nothing else in the exercise ground save them. Cyra, inquisitors, the most ardent and faithful of Guliseare, gone in an instant that stretched out into an eternity. Guliseare is thrown into chaos, yes, but it is a planned chaos, one orchestrated and ready, one underpinned by the lowest classes of Aripan slaves. Loyalists find themselves starved, their orchards picked clean and hunting ground despoiled. Their equipment stolen by the people maintained and repaired it; airship lift rods all scratched by the laborers who carried them. And everywhere is Ourania, setting down the new order. A Guliseare for all. Vone II, King of the Venks The loss of the Skrit is a keenly felt blow for the Venks, even all this time later and so it is that a great monument of their relationship is set down on the high peaks, of a giant ant and a venk relaxing and enjoying food together. A long and sprawling wall is hastily assembled across the taxmoss region as the world lurches toward war once more."}
+{"text":"Kholan of Khurnaire The Red Wall is a sad thing, directionless, without a master or purpose, defending a nation that no longer exists, subdued by merchants. The arts of flesh warping are not generally intended for such small creatures, but she has old secrets at her disposal, and old knowledge, bits and pieces that she cannot remember where they all came from. For a moment, no never, it never happened, a hot tear runs down her face, when she considers how easy it would be with the true words, but she scarcely remembers they exist. But ants are simple things. The right smells, the right chemicals, and they would obey. Did the Turbans allow the Khurnaire sages to take samples and perform experiments? Or are they just not paying attention enough to care? It is hard to say. Still, the applications of the material are fascinating, even if they rather rapidly result in lost limbs and fingers. The magic dampening nature of it is quite disturbing, especially as the soot and smoke from burning the material carries the effect and gets into everything, indeed it is this effect that fascinates the scholars the most, developing a tasteless extract of the material that for a time disrupts and inhibits magic in the body. Still there are boundless other applications of fiery death, stable fuels, and propelled metallic death that could be pursued. The people of the port are stubborn and loyal to a fault, taking their distant deployment far from Turban lands as a sign of their nation’s trust."}
+{"text":"War and Shennigans Krawl and the Sabbatical Another squad of ninjas, this time backed by resident botanical terror Sabatical, moves to retake the refinery. The second attempt goes much better than the first, with ninjas setting up Sabbatical to infect and puppet the intruders, rapidly turning the tide and absorbing the army into Sabbatical's mass. The matter seems all but resolved when Sabbatical inexplicably turns rogue after an extended and confusing argument with himself, ensnares dozens of ninjas and escapes first into the jungle, then bizarrely into the water. Missionary Madness Loluna, Krovians, Barza, Habitun It ought to have been a suicide mission. Krovian, Lolunan, and Barzan missionaries all meet in Holbastus to discuss the children of darkness, the Habitun Cult. The conclusion is inevitable, the path the Habitun Cult walks is one of self destructive madness, one that could end in both their deaths, and the worlds. The light of Luxor must be brought to them to dissuade from their path. While the Barzan missionaries are primarily focused on work in Loluna proper, they still lend valuable advice to the Lolunan and Krovian acolytes on their dangerous mission. A direct approach is suicidal. Passing through the dwarven lands is less dangerous, but still difficult. In the end the missionaries use a two pronged approach. One group carefully, at a rather safe distance from the border (but still before the numerous warning signs) sets up camp, and begins walking the border, probing and looking, preaching directly into the treeline sometimes, but never crossing the border. Sometimes arrows drive into the earth at their feet. Sometimes the shadows twist and loom viciously. But they do not cross the border, and some sense of honor keeps the Habitun border guard from unleashing death until they do. Others take advantage of the distraction at the border and slip along the coasts in little boats, the krovian acolytes helping to move swiftly by night. Either luck or Luxor is with them, likely both, for they slip into Habitun proper, evading patrols, ghostly cats and more terrors as they go. Then begins a wild chain of missionary work, delivering their message, healing the sick, and running like hell before the geists catch up to them. After any number of near misses they manage to find their way into the dwarven lands where, with some relief, they surrender to the locals. In Habitun proper the event of the missionaries seems to pass quietly at first, but in the coming days and weeks there is a definite undercurrent of unrest. Asylum visits rise sharply, and far and wide there is a sensation of...doubt, especially"}
+{"text":"Attack on Fort Suka Krovians and Krawl are not given to sentimentality, or notions of idealistic justice. But as the Grib army advances, backed by the fire brigade of the Krawl, and they come across more and more signs of the molluscoid infection, homesteads twisted into breeding pits, animals half devoured and left to rot and writhe with molluscoid spawn, and other atrocities, a rage builds in both groups, a mixture of revulsion, disgust, rage and fundamental belief that this menace is a blight on the landscape, an infection that must be purged from the world, a foreign cancer to be expunged. When the first molluscoids, confident from their last encounter, swagger into place on the walls of the Krovian fort the air fills with fire and flame. Moments later, four hulking giant sharkmen slam iron shark rams into the walls. Soldiers pour in, some of them the very soldiers who were forced to flee the fort some tyrns ago, flying into a glorious blood rage. The cleansing in brutal, molluscoids hacked, bitten, and torn asunder in droves as their morale breaks and they flee in a panic. Fire rains down from the Krawl forces, scorching and filling the air with the oddly delicious smell of seafood. The battle rages from the fort, then into the water, the Krovian forces hunting and killing all they can until the Molluscoids finally, in a panic, manage to flee far enough into the ocean that the Krovians finally turn back. Exhausted, but satisfied, the Grib army unfortunately must begin the long walk back to a city to rest and resupply, but more forces are on the way to replace them, and the Krawl army still has fight remaining in them. The remaining Molluscoids regroup at their northern holding, panicking as they try to decide their next move. ----END TURN 44----"}
+{"text":"Decades of planning. Years of preparation. Months of manipulation. Days of agonizing anxiety...And, it worked. It worked. The council gone in an instant. Almost every other consecrated...Gone. The only one spared being Ilias, and oddly enough Kallixeina. She stared down at the smaller Blessed Aripan as the horror dawned on them. Ourania could have struck her down where she stood with the shock that the poor girl was under. Yet, she took pity on her. Kindness was a virtue, and mercy a kindness. Even if one not offered to her faithful. She knew that the smaller Aripan would never be a threat to her, now or in the future... Besides, she had to have been saved for a reason. \"Go...I do not wish harm upon you or anyone else today. Enough have been lost as it is, and had there been another way I would have taken it.\" Ourania said, Kallixeina hesitating, only for Ourania to further pressure her to leave \"I grant you this mercy. Do not waste it.\" And with that, Kallixeina flew off in search for Ilias. Action One. The tightens, then loosens. With the coup having gone flawlessly, and much of both the food and raw resources claimed, there is much to be done to ensure that this transition goes as smoothly as possible. The first hurdle is the tension between the Anelk and Aripan. There is significant numbers of Anelk whom have avoided Kaenum for fear of the retribution that the Aripan would unleash upon them were they to find out. These Anelk might try to get revenge against their captors in a far more...broad and problematic way. Further, the overwhelming majority of Aripan followed Aelelox, and there was more than enough who would rather fight than allow what was in their eyes a dark god taking power. Trying to limit this violence, properly restore the basic, local functions of governance, and winning the hearts and minds of those whom were tricked by Aelelox's tyrant was imperative... Fortunately, a number who could not be reconciled with seemed content to leave, heading far south where slowly but surely, Ourania pieced together that the little colony had become the target of those choosing exodus rather than fighting the new way of things or acceptance of it. Action Two. Reorganization. There was many things about the prior Republic that was flawed and would no longer be compatible for Ourania's vision. Reorganizing the Army, the higher parts of governance and more was considered of major importance. A number of aspects which were useful and beneficial were expanded or retooled as well, and those whom were of vital assistance in this plot would be granted titles based on merit. It was hoped that things would settle down in Guliseare quickly and the country would be able to recover quickly with Ourania's guidance from the Sublime Monticco. A hidden settlement where much of her supporters from before this great victory resided."}
+{"text":"You've died. You can't quite remember how it happened, you remember screaming and the crunching noise of metal on metal. You remember feeling pain and scared for only a split second. The glitter of crushed glass beneath your collapsing body. And then... Then what? Then nothing. You die and then you wake up. Cold silk. The soft drip of rain drops against large windows. The muffled, chaotic heartbeat of a grand estate in full movement, like a buzzing hive. People laughing all around you, you're surrounded by a crowd of men and women dressed in elegant clothes; talking to you, smiling to you, vying for your attention. You flinch, and everything is wrong: the portrait on the wall, the candlelight, your dress... You know these details. You've seen them before... not in life, but in fiction. So shocked, in fact, that you've dropped the glass of wine you'd been holding mere seconds before, and it breaks on impact, splashing the wide, long skirt of your dress with red like a blood stain. Everyone's attention is on you. And a handsome man with dark hair and dressed in an old-fashioned military uniform approaches, handkerchief in hand. He talks, but your head's roaring, and can't really focus on what he says. You're panicking, you need to get out. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"QM, are you alive?"}
+{"text":"[Let him hold your hand and face the night together] I'm excited to play an otome isekai quest"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"welp, a shame this died very early on"}
+{"text":"[Let him hold your hand and face the night together] Might as well see what happens"}
+{"text":"Rain filters in through the ceiling, sliding along the support beams in just such a way it misses the numerous pots, pans, and cups scattered around the delipidated apartment and is readily sucked into the mouldy carpet. Which is then again immediately transferred to a new object: your sock. Your very next steps now all dotted with a wet squelch. \"Argh!\" You cry, as you balance on one foot to pull the sock of the other, only for said wet sock to cozy up to the business end of the cigarette you had tucked between two fingers, providing a new, enticing after-taste to the familiar menthol as you unknowingly take a drag. \"Huurhg!\" It might've been a week or so since you had washed that sock. How had it come to this? Well, the demon king lost against The Seven Braves. A poor title for a bunch of delinquents that jumped a guy seven to one. They murdered their way deep into the demon capital, defeated all the bureaucrats present, and killed the ministers while shouting inane things like \"Die Heavenly Generals!\" They hadn't been generals and they certainly hadn't been heavenly. They were butchered all the same and all branches of government were eradicated over the span of a few days. After performing what amounts to genocide, the \"Saintes\" had the gall to clasp her still-bloody hands together, bat her eyelashes, and say things like \"No, we can't kill them all, that would make us just like them!\" And so the remaining demons, conveniently all of middle-rank and lower, were accepted as refugees into human society. What's that? You want to stay here in the demon lands? I see. Hmm? That demon from earlier? Oh, they fell into the river. Yes, lost all their limbs along the way. Wild, isn't it? Anyway, safety and a bright future awaits you in the human nation of Lightsong! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any idea when the update will be, QM?"}
+{"text":"We are lost once again."}
+{"text":"*sad noises*"}
+{"text":"Owari da"}
+{"text":"And we never got the haircut like in the op made me check"}
+{"text":"I guess you could call that a Freudian Nip Slip?"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year you all."}
+{"text":"Kitchen, to interrogate the rat. I know it’s just after the holiday season but jeez…"}
+{"text":"OP? You okay there?"}
+{"text":"The strangers got him..."}
+{"text":"Just get in there and start making a mess."}
+{"text":"Okay, roll please."}
+{"text":"Rolled 42 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 64 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 43 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"War War Never Changes. They finally fucking did it. The bombs fell not long ago. The world is over. No more people. Just shambling radioactive corpses. No more nations just glowing craters, dust, and shadows of people that once were. No more seasons just nuclear winter. Shopping? no such thing. Have fun struggling to find a drop of water or a crumb of food that won't kill you. The rads oh god the fucking RADS, inescapable and everpresent. Truly the end of the world. Rapture maybe happened and whatever is left...well most people are quickly giving up on God. Kinda hard to keep believing when the world ended and you were left behind. Except for the zealots anyway but those guys are crazy as the cannibalistic raiders. That isn't even getting into all the weird shit that keeps happening and becoming. Makes you wish it was 'just' a nuclear winter. Walking corpses. Mutants. Inexplicable anomalies. Unnatural terrain. Strange whispers that you aren't the only one hearing. Honestly it just keeps getting worse...especially with everything you have to do just to 'survive'. Living...living is just a luxury that only the pre war world got to enjoy. You meanwhile are just another poor sucker caught up in this clusterfuck trying to survive. (This quest will be ripping heavily from games like Fallout, Metro, Stalker, and Bioshock basically anything that fits within the setting just to keep things interesting) Character Creation The younger you are, the more bonus SPECIAL points you will start with. However the older you are, the more bonus skill points you will start with. You may choose any trait from any game OR include a custom option that may be vetoed by me IF its too unbalanced. Custom traits MUST include both positive and negative effects otherwise it's an automatic veto. The first character will be a male because this is about a dynasty over the generations. So long as you have a living family member the game will not end however, your characters can and WILL die over time. A male starter character will provide insurance. So if you are an elderly grandpa, the minimum is 21 SPECIAL points. Just keep in mind old age is a real bitch, especially in such a hazardous environment(debuffs for age are a thing)."}
+{"text":"Welp...sorry for taking so long I had stuff to do and needed to try to see if there was another way out but nope. ---- You go back and grab some heavin incinerators to get a distractions. The cyborgs were still pinned down by the abomination and gave you a couple of them. At least thanks to them it hasn't broken through yet and they don't need to aim either for that matter. Heading back in you unleashed the firebombs which explode noisily. Perception check failed You don't even know it worked until BOOM as one of the mininuke mines went off and than others too also started going off, but you still couldn't see what was doing it. So you kept blindfiring away hoping that the detonations will keep those things off of you. Which Mary upfront drawing the most attention. You liked your odds- Perception check failed Agility check failed Strength check failed Endurance check failed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Also to point out the obvious AWD is a fucking amazing faction for high INT characters. Right up there with the Think Tank factions. So that was a great pick actually. Mary in combat also syngerizes well with high INT you just didn't have the skills and perks yet to unleash her full potential. Katarina would have some nice buffs to apply outside of combat with INT skill like research, engineering, or medicine. Now to point out some strategic mistakes besides being too low a level. #1 prioritise the energy reactors and #2 hide the reinforcements to prevent countermeasures. Even so you would still have likely died given its a high level map and a single good hit from a strong enough foe would one shot you. As in this case you got taken out by a glass cannon assassination stealth crit attack. Also don't forget to archive this thread pls."}
+{"text":"I'll be honest, I had absolutely no idea what we were doing in there and it would happen again in a similar situation. I felt like we got swept along a bit and did understand it was dangerous, but given we weren't by ourselves or the star of the show did not get a real sense for just how vulnerable we were until way too late."}
+{"text":"There was only so much I could do to rig things without too blatant, obvious plot armor and in a challenging setting where death of characters is to be EXPECTED and planned around. Staying longer with AWD would have helped a LOT. Same with not rushing into that facility despite the warnings. Cleetus while smart was extremely isolated surrounded by idiots and constantly drunk so he was lacking in character knowledge despite his age. There was no actual time limit otherwise I would have stated as such. Even Dragon and Kraken were planning to take their sweet time, gradually feeling out the facility, which is why they even bothered to take over a nearby bunker and bring ghosts along. They didn't plan to rush into things and wouldn't hesitate to withdraw. Especially since Cleetus gave them a way in and an idea of what objectives they should explore first. They only felt a bit rushed later on since AWD showed up to purge, and they worried about too much collateral damage. Anyway at least now the players know there are serious risks involved no matter what."}
+{"text":"New thread and don't forget to archive!"}
+{"text":"\"BAIL!\" = 66 (Minour Success) Jumping out of the speeding vehicle, you tumble and roll over asphalt as the Trucks collide by front-ending the side, glass and metal fragments immediately flying off both as one of the driving seat's passengers sent off flying through the windshield. It didn't take long for the gunfire to begin once again as you unsteadily rose for your feet \"The cargo's open at the top! Get in and get it moving!\" Allan covers for you as he shoots down two men from the following convoy, allowing you your chance to run in and scale up the large container as you rush towards the cockpit. An unrecognizable face greeting you as you forced the jammed cockpit door open Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"(And that's a wrap for the phase, Hope you all liked it and have some happy holidays this season! I'm not sure if I'll continue for the month or wait until next year's eve to come. But whichever case it is. I hope you enjoy it all the same)"}
+{"text":"alright OP. btw I got a lil confused so I'll ask: allan is someone who knew the og grenel, right ? she isn't related to zaft like us ?"}
+{"text":"(Yep, He's an Alliance Soldier who's got a pretty close bond with the actual Grenel Loos. Not to be confused with Mayano, the Spy Frieden was sent to Heliopolis to retrieve)"}
+{"text":"New Thread:"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Cygnus Sector, officer! Always good to see new people fresh from the Star Academy! I went there myself, you know? I'm sure you read the mission briefing. Here in the Cygnus sector, we are battling the K'tharr, an advanced alien race. Capturing their ships for analysis is what every officer dreams to do. Unfortunatelly, simply surviving an encounter with them is already a challenge. I'm not going to put you in the direct contact line just now. It is time you start commanding more than just training vessels and simulators. You'll get your very own fleet! Of course, it comes with some managerial work. But you sure are prepared for that, from the Academy. The Eagle Alpha Spaceyard (EASY) constructs corvettes and frigates for the war effort. Your starter budget for your fleet is ten million credits. That should be enough for a few decent ships. Your mission is to Secure a mining colony output. There have been pirate attacks lately. They tend to attack near the dates when we send the compressed ore back for refining. This day is approaching, so your fleet shall escort the ships coming back with the cargo. You'll rendezvous with Colonel Frank, who is overseeing the mining operations. Good Luck, Captain!"}
+{"text":"As the fight rages on, you leave most of your men behind, fighting the pirate crew. About 200 men board the cruiser and slay the defenders. You reach the helm, and your science officer plugs in his portable hacking station to make the system think you are the pirate captain. Luckily, the pirates don't have a very high level security suite on their ship - all your officer had to do was cut off external communications, tamper the records including you as a crewmember, rise you to second in command, and then mark the captain as deceaed. The onboard computer accepts you as the new captain, and you order the cruiser to undock. The cruiser marks all your men as unidentified, and you tell it they are new crew members who just joined. On every corridor of the ship, terminals pop up from the walls demanding the crew members provide their biometrics and state their names and roles for updating permissions. You tell people it is okay and they should do it - give the computer your pirate monikers. Soon, all your crew invent a bunch of pirate sounding names and roles for themselves and they all appear for review. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Well what I'd like to try is aiming the ship guns at the pirates and demanding their surrender. It sounds like we can't turn the comms on until the computer is disabled, so aim the guns first before shutting it off. Maybe fire a warning shot off into space if theres no danger in that. If that doesn't work grab all the heavy guns the pirates had and call on our other ships to send reinforcements to fight this out."}
+{"text":"Supporting, pirates will lay down their weapons or die. If our men dont survive this neither will they."}
+{"text":"make it so"}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"You are Neutralplier. You live in a very spacious house, which is entirety empty except for a pillow, a blanket, and your computer, which you use to blogpost about your daily life. Your day has been largely uneventful. When you woke up, you immediately opened your computer to post about how you just woke up, and also how you stuck a finger up your ass recently but it didn't really feel good, it just felt okay, and that was kind of disappointing. But you're not gay though, you were just trying it out. Also you wish you had a BBC dildo if that matters but you can't afford one. Anyway, a weird rock just crash landed through your roof, and now sits at your feet. It has a strange face carved into it that doesn't look like anyone you've ever seen. You don't feel particularly strongly about this. It's kind of cool, you guess. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"good call"}
+{"text":"No homo, yeah Call doordash, wait for them to get here, then forcefeed the doordash wagie to trump since vlodstone won't fit"}
+{"text":"get out of there asap before the secret service comes and gets your ass"}
+{"text":"go to rotscheilds or bogdanoffs or whoever controls the banks or something"}
+{"text":"TAKE VLODSON TO QUOTE"}
+{"text":"It is nearing a year since you, The Courier, fought and secured independence of the Mojave from domestic and foreign powers. Mr. House was put on ice, the NCR got sent packing and even the mighty Legion tucked tail and fled back East. Now, the New Vegas Directorate, your new government, faces as many challenges as it does opportunities. Industry is rapidly expanding and agriculture is now firmly established while migrants from around the wasteland flood in looking to change their fortunes. But the Boomer Blight, an engineered plague from parts unknown, is spreading throughout the Wasteland and little looks uncontainable. You continue to walk the line in courting both the NCR and the Legion, seeking to be a stable power between the two warring giants. A new player comes into the picture and he brings with him hundreds of Enclave descendants eager to start again. You have agreed to welcome them into the NVD but time will tell if you can hide their influence from the NCR while keeping other factions happy. With the looming NCR election, the hostile President Kimball seems poised to lose to the unknown Allgood Murphy while Caesar continues to see you as his Augustus, urging greater cooperation between both nations. The one-year anniversary is rapidly approaching and while a grand celebration is planned, existential threats lurk everywhere and with Mr. House on the loose, you can be sure you’ll see him one last time."}
+{"text":"Kingston Peak is only just over the border in an unpopulated area* and Big MT has a direct rail connection to Vegas - if the rail connection is a quick fix, we should be able to drive them out without too much risk (though preferably at night). Alternatively, we may be able to drag them overland, transport them in disassembled pieces or just cannibalise them for parts to fix the several we do have already kicking about. *There's a location conflict here. Kingston Peak is about 30 miles NW of Mountain Pass aka Mojave Outpost but the provided map schematic places Big MT south of Nipton. This doesn't make sense, unless its placement on the map is just a placeholder since its location was unknown at the time."}
+{"text":"this is worth doing having a railroad again would be good not as good as a road, for obvious reasons, but still very good"}
+{"text":"The last month and a half got me pretty off track with posting, my deepest apologies. Going to archive this thread and finish the celebrations in the next one so please be on the lookout for that. Will link it in here of course."}
+{"text":"no need to apologize ofc"}
+{"text":"Thank you for running, Survivalist!"}
+{"text":"Last time, the Johnny convention came to a close, including the after party. Everyone had a great time, mainly you! Free from the love of your fans, you’re on a quest to make it up with Bagna, who desires cake and nothing more. You guess, anyway, anything to make up for keeping her imprisoned in cloth. To bake the one above all, you sought the ingredients at the nearest convenience store! But you found more than you bargained for, and had a violent encounter with some low tier thugs. Nothing happened to you, but to them? It wasn’t pretty. Mama Bodil dealt with the fallout. Now you’re at the steps of the Prison Party House! You figured this is a good place to bake the dessert, and Lydie wanted to know about Beth. So here you are! But to your surprise, something is afoot, after the former prisoner and actual Pirate Sally opened the door — you noticed a heatwave coming from within the house. It’s summer, but Global Warming doesn’t happen in the entirety of a room. The scarcely dressed sailor takes a moment to come to her senses after breathing some fresh air. She welcomes you! “Ahoy!!!” The melting pirate opens her arms in exuberant excitement! “Welcome, welcome...!” She’s still melting! “Woah! With these attributes, I know why you wanted me to meet Beth in person, my dear trophy! You surround yourself with quality people!” Lydie looks at the bounty of this pirate. “I’m one of Johnny’s greatest admirers, Lydie! Nice to meet you! ” “Huh? Beth? I’m not Beth.” Sally snaps out of her joyous state. “I’m Sally! Nice to meet you though! And, um, I like to admire him too.” Sally returns to her happy ways with an added hint of confusion. She wonders what being an admirer means in this context. “I’m sure you’re here for more than just Beth, right? Come in!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Despite Tiny Kata being wrong for saying that the girls are for you to do whatever you see fit, you think her suggestions are pretty good! Maybe this is something about you that you don’t want to unpack at the moment, but you’re a comfy despot anyway. You’re supposed to have some edge to your character. “I did say I want to cuddle with everyone, but your request has me intrigued.” You play with your invisible beard. “Who will show their best qualities with the role I envisioned? I know!” “Oh~? A spark of inspiration?! I’m looking forward to seeing it in all of its glory!” Lydie gets all giddy! “The Kingdom of Coziness requires Kushi’s presence!” You say your newest loyal decree! Through the curtains, the culinary genius appears... “Chef Ando… How I missed your pleasing visage, even if accompanied by someone else…” Kushi appears to be more affected by the cake than before. “What can I do for you? I’ve been waiting for direction.” “Ms. Kushi? I know little about her aside from her tendency towards culinary critique!” Lydie wants to know more. “Lydie, allow me to show Kushi’s most important qualities!” You know it’s her commitment! “My dear Kushi, will you be my maid?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thx"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running."}
+{"text":"“The Southlands.” That’s what the races of the Northwest call them, as if they were one place—a realm unified under a single nation or people. In truth, the Southlands are a molten mosaic of humans, beastmen, and sundry others flowing over and through each other in coexistence and in conflict. The land itself is a tapestry of desert and jungle, of low savannah and high plateau, where even the Race of Man is far from uniform: the hides of the humans here range from a ruddy tan to a deep blue-black that nearly equals the Drow of Wevenore. Not that you got to see much of it. You are James Efron, Senior Initiate of the Hawksong Mages’ Tower. At your age—twenty-three—you really ought to be a Mage Apprentice. You should be studying in some stuffy laboratory back home in the big city like Izirina Henzler, or maybe taking a practicum under some smaller adjunct Associate Tower like your old pal Testa. But nooo, you craved a life of action, of adventure! ‘<Fireball> is meant for the field!’ you used to boast of your favourite spell. So you’d taken the field, first as a formal Field Researcher and then later as a freelance adventurer-for-hire. And that had led you here. To the Southlands. To this dungeon. It isn’t the cool kind of dungeon, full of monsters to kite and <Chain Lightning> for coin, alas. It’s the kind where Southrons store their prisoners-of-war, for that seems to be the size of your sad situation: a prisoner, at the beginnings of what is shaping up to be a full-scale intercivilizational conflict. The Men of the South may be myriad, but tensions between their ilk and the fairer folk of the Northwest—your homeland, Hawksong’s aegis—have been a unifying cause as of late, and not only for the human races. Relations have been fraying since before you were born, when a sinister cabal of dark-skinned demon-worshippers staged a terrorist attack on the Mages’ Tower itself, assassinating the Archmage and destroying the much-beloved Eternal Fountain."}
+{"text":"since the chiffchaff stronghold was literally built on a Hawksong city... Yeah, the votes to avoid a lot of direct negotiation with the locals led that way, though when I say \"local races\" I mean the Boneyard Gnoll culture, the mephit-worshiping plains-and-mountain beastman traders, etc as well. You mean the <want> system? Nah, that's a Reptilian Infiltrator throwback, though duly noted! I meant the more complex stat system, party stats, weapon damage rolls, more direct HP tracking, and all that. ZZ is a much bigger cunt than usual Eh, perhaps I overdid it. It was meant to convey stress and displeasure over Jimmy's situation, and annoyance with CZ and her party for breaking the forge at such a crucial juncture. Under the current system someone at skill level 5 has like 1/4 chance of crit per roll and that might be excessive. 22.62%, but fair. A 5d20 is meant to be an expert, heroic-level skill. I did notice that with the more detailed damage/HP tracking than past quests, it led to more dramatic turnabouts! Testa revive was pure charity. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How did you like your first visit to the Southlands? It's a setting I hope to explore a bit more in future, so I was curious how people's first impressions of some of the local races and religions were? I like the new corner of the world, specially with their more liberal use of demons for contracts In the quest as a whole, I've gone a bit more in-depth mechanically than in prior quests. Do you feel the mechanics add to the narrative, detract from it, or are you uninterested? Should the balance of crunch-to-narrative change for my next quest? The mechanics seem fine Related to the above, do you feel the DCs, stakes, and/or consequences are too harsh? I know nobody was happy to lose Hershy, but more broadly: does this quest seem too punishing? unlucky situations aside, the dcs and rolls have been okay for most of the quest For those of you who have played my other quests: which one's your fave? Does this feel distinct, and does it hold up? I still prefer Seekers of the Esoteric, but this one was nice as well Is there anything in particular you want to see included in our final Cambion Quest wrap-up, or that I can perhaps answer now? how's tips and izzy doing"}
+{"text":"How did you like your first visit to the Southlands? Cool, but less than Orient which we saw more of. Crunch/Narrative I like it as is. However I don't like the \"rolls in the room\" as I enjoy seeing them on the topic (or rolling myself) Consequences It's been harsh : Xoldur... Yeah, that was multiple failures. I can live with that. Murbal and Meadowgrass? Disparitions felt undeserverd. Copperbelt? Rip on a single roll. Hershey? One shot is rough. Matilda/Emperor was cruel."}
+{"text":"how's tips and izzy doing desu, in regards to this and the ask in  about other characters who haven't really appeared in this quest, that will probably have to mostly wait for next quest, though I'm happy to answer questions which aren't direct spoilers, and there MAY yet be opportunities to see some of them before then. \"rolls in the room\" I get that, but for big fights with many rolls, it really gets impractical to roll them all here with 4chan's limited dice-rolling, It would just end up with a wall of posts that are just rolls, or really choppy, piecemeal writing. Murbal and Meadowgrass? Xoldur's fate essentially sealed Murbal's. Going after her right away (or having her with ZZ) would have given you more options to talk her out of leaving, but as it is she's shamed herself in her own eyes and her people's. Martyn Meadowgrass was 100% going to try to take a break with CZ after the shirin \"turned into a cronenberg and had a demonic spiritual experience while riding him\" incident, and then seeing his friend turn into a similar monster in death. Tildy and Empy living at all, even with a chance to save them, was more charitable than how the rolls went"}
+{"text":"New thread is up, btw!"}
+{"text":"Your name is Feral. You thought you and your bandmates were going to a crazy tour around the world but instead what happened is that you plane crashed midway. You woke up, and the only person you could find is Fred Cobst, your lead singer. Both of you are confused and scared. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach award"}
+{"text":"find an octopus in the sea to eat the crabs"}
+{"text":"Pray to Gigachad and beg to be saved"}
+{"text":"swing your bwc like a helicopter and fly home"}
+{"text":"reverse fart the ocean water into your asshole and then spray it out your dick shooting the crabs in the face with ocean ass dick water bulletts obviously pinching your dick between shots for maximum blast force"}
+{"text":"\"It was a simple game, downloaded by children with unrestricted internet access in an era long passed. Trends came and went, websites lived and died, and eventually Tricky Treats Online faded from the eyes of the next generation. The children who roamed the instanced streets of Tricky Treats were now adults, and this game -- frozen in time -- were the remnants of their childhood.\" -From the analysis video \"The Real Game that Really Killed\" You are Margot Merriweather, a woman of order who - despite being a child at the time - opted to play as a \"Grown Up Ghoul\" embracing the decoration and design of the in-game \"Haunted Houses\". After a decade of being away from the game, you decided to make a new character, just to peak in and relive those years for a few moments. Nostalgia was the only thing that seemed to pause your now busy life, so occasionally after getting suitably tipsy you dip into the past. Perhaps in reliving, you gain a further appreciation for the present moment, thus making the seconds more palpable; Or maybe it's pure delusion, and the reality is you're spending your weekend alone again, desperately trying to be a kid. As judgemental as you might feel towards your own desires, you allow yourself to be under this spell, log in to your old account, and add a new profile. Halloween is that one time of year where all the children conquer any social misgivings for the sake of mountains of sweets. This year - however - is different, because among the candy being given, there are sure to be some Tricky Treats! Tricky Inc. threw its hat into the candy business, and their product - Tricky Treats - exploded in popularity. Kids can't get enough, Adults can't get enough, and even the monster under your bed wants that Tricky taste! So what are you waiting for, get out there and do what it takes to snag a bag full! Choose your Class! : Sugar Gobbler (Ring the doorbell, get the candy, ring the doorbell, get the candy... Wanna trade?) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Catch up with your old friend, maybe make some new ones Hopefully they don't, uh, kill us."}
+{"text":"Spend the night away."}
+{"text":"Heed the call of the treats"}
+{"text":"QM?"}
+{"text":"Sad..."}
+{"text":"You're Soijak. You wake up in the morning, expecting to see your wife fucking her bull Tyrone. However, both of them are mysteriously missing. You look out the window into your walkable city, expecting to see people walking and playing Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, but it's completely empty. All the other pods near where you live are empty as well, and it seems like a complete ghost town. What do (You) do?"}
+{"text":"Leave it be and go on Reddit and post on R/196 to ask users what happened"}
+{"text":"Say to him exactly, \"CORD CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME SOOT ROOT FROOT MOOT KUZ QUOTE DOX AND RANGEBAN HIM NOOOOW!\""}
+{"text":"You say this (and look like this), but he's already long gone. You're crying out into the wind like a stupid nusoinigger. You know you have to move on."}
+{"text":"Are you really so lazy you can’t even add images anymore? At least i added raisin related to the story, geg"}
+{"text":"decide to take a shit before moving on. A big one. Decide to keep some in pocket too."}
+{"text":"This is the end of the world. It's also the birth of a new one, or an old one, depending on who you ask. Maybe it's more like an overdue arranged marriage. You might not have been fully aware, but the world used to cast a Shadow: a separate realm of spirits, kept away by a barrier that only a certain few were ever meant to cross. Spirits are capricious, rarely logical, and often dangerous beings composed of the essence and energy of all things real; scuttling reflections with their own arcane hierarchies and motivations. But every wall has its rats, and the barrier between your world and the spirit world was no exception. The Beshilu are a nasty manner of demon - derived from and connected to the spirit world, but fettered to the world of flesh, and gifted with many terrible abilities. They massacre and they multiply, and their only desire has ever been to tear down that wall between worlds... to gnaw at its foundations in greater and greater numbers, until the wolves could no longer keep them at bay. They succeeded. Too many tears. Too many crumbling wounds between worlds. The gauntlet was sundered, and when that wall crumbled away, the world of mortals and the world of spirits were merged into one. In those first terrible moments, everyone on Earth could hear a trillion shrill voices screeching out in triumph, and swarms of rats swelled across streets and forests in writhing tides. The fabric of reality is now like a sieve, the threads wavering apart and stretching in new directions; space and time operate differently. The sun no longer rises, or sets, and light instead seems to meander from one place to the next according to whim. Places seem to stir and shift, reacting to their occupants in sometimes unpredictable fashion. The rules have changed, and will likely change more, but things will never go back to the way they were. That was three days ago, and it would be a stretch to say the dust has settled, but you are adjusting to the chaos. You're a survivor, and while you may not fully grasp what's going on, you're not unfamiliar with the supernatural. You are determined to knuckle down and make your way in this fucked up new world.... Cont'd"}
+{"text":"And..."}
+{"text":"PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN' MY SONG, THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWA-BEEEIP \"Please leave a message after the tone.\" Instructs the automated messaging system of the burner phone you gave Creed all those years ago. BEEEEIP \"Creed, they say you're mobile but that the O'Leary Inferno's right behind you. Please pick up. Please call back... I know Thomas is in there with you... Tell him I'm sorry for training a weapon on him. I didn't know until I saw his face. Tell him that was me. Tell all of them I'm sorry. Whatever you do, don't... Don't trust Task Force: Valkyrie. Good luck. I'll keep this with me. Call.\" You say, barely beating the beep that cuts off your transmission. Both of these burners will work regardless of spirit interference, or even a lack of conventional radio waves - just another of the myriad gadgets you have access to as a member of Task Force: Valkyrie, a vast government conspiracy founded before the death of Lincoln. You are an agent of THE 'deep state'. You are the black book military boogeyman. You've spent a number of years serving your country by monitoring, cultivating, and reporting on civilian monster hunters in Chicago as well as municipal or neighborhood-level paranormal threats as they presented themselves. You're in the bathroom of a hotel room not too far from where the chaos is spiraling out of control, and you take the goggles and mask off to show your face. A clean shaven Hispanic man with a neat haircut, full lips, and dark green eyes with bags under them. Looking at yourself you see Tom, eye patch over his head, blood and sweat everywhere. Just how he looked in that department store when you pursued him. You still aren't sure if he was about to shoot you before that monster attacked from behind. You suppose it doesn't matter. You heave a deep sigh, considering all the lies you told Thomas, Edgar, Wanda, and Creed over the time you knew them. All the vague misdirects. All the blatant fabrications. You think about how quickly they integrated everything you taught them, and even just habits they noticed of yours, when it was efficient. Though, they hardly needed any developing to be some of the best monster killers in the region based on aggregates from the TF:V external monitoring network database and their personal dossier files (which you have contributed heavily to and read many times). But they were great friends, too. Even when you kept them at arms length, they managed to hug you somehow. You break eye contact with yourself, staring instead at the blank white porcelain. You have to warn them about the Task Force's plan... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok everybody!!!! That does it for Ratpocalypse!!!!!!! Thanks so much for being a part of my very first quest! See you in my other ones I hope, you guys rule (: If you have any feedback feel free to drop it before the thread hits the graveyard; I know that I learned a LOT by running this. Truly still just gobsmacked by the sheer absurdity of Thomas Fisek's misfortune... Gonna always remember that 1d100 Spoilers for rats #2 ahead: whenever it is I finally get back to this, we will be doing a time skip of 9 years, during which our four heroes (and James) have been in the undercity fighting to survive THE ENTIRE TIME. We will pick up on the day that they finally get to the surface, and the city will have changed VASTLY by then. Anastasia will be a teenager, and be known by reputation as a deadly hunter and mighty sorceress, The Tiger Orphan, champion of the Clay Colony.... Perspective will swap between Tom and Ana. Miguel and Elias will feature more prominently. This feels like a truly horrific punishment for the nat 100 but also a great way to breath more life into this world for its second season."}
+{"text":"Hopefully I'll be there for it when it starts, I don't always check new quests, best of luck (for your players) on your next quests!"}
+{"text":"Thanks boss, it was a real pleasure having you!"}
+{"text":"THE DARING CONTINUATION OF JERKCITY VOLUME ON EPISODE IV: A NEW DONG (DIRECTOR'S CUT REDUX REVISED YOU are SPIGOT, useless dope head extraordinaire, on a mission to uh.. Shit was was it?"}
+{"text":"SPICASSERINE OH HOW THINE LONG HOWLS EXCITE THE BROADS OKAY RANDDEBIEL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD (OR WHEREVER WE ARE NOW) ARE YOU DOING YOU HAVE BEEN SCHIZZING OUT THIS ENTIRE TIME AND YOU EVEN YOINKED MY MONEY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD ATANDT WORKED FOR THAT YOU CORDUROYED ERLEMEYER LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ALSO ASK THE WOMAN FOR HER NAME ONCE AGAIN WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES WHEN WE ARE TAKING REVENGE FOR OUR FACE FULL OF FLUKEY-ASS CRAP"}
+{"text":"COUNTEDDD KINDA BUSY WEEKEND AHEAD BUT BAH GAWD WE'LL FINISH THIS"}
+{"text":"....Anything happen to you, SpigQM?"}
+{"text":"OP please come back..."}
+{"text":"Cityjerkers.... is it over? Did momma raise a flaker after all? (Most likely not, more like a worker if we regard the reasons given)"}
+{"text":"I was about to object to lowballing Ginyu like that before I remembered that Kayo held down a post-Zamasu SSJ2 Goku. It feels like only a few weeks ago that Majin Buu's body had the most overwhelming power by far, and it was a genuine miracle that the bodyswap worked."}
+{"text":"24 hours until the new episode begins! a bit much In terms of raw power, probably. After all, he's strong enough to hold Dyspo down with the equivalent of one hand. But our Ginyu Force has a LOT MORE than physical power. A Goku who was conserving power, who couldn't actually land a punch."}
+{"text":"24 hours until the new episode starts! It will be episode 250. I would say it's a special moment."}
+{"text":"Indeed, SOON!"}
+{"text":"The big 250 begins NOW!"}
+{"text":"Take your time QM. Even if you typing like this is honestly really funny, please for the love of God do not hurt yourself on our behalf."}
+{"text":"Rest and heal up. We'll see you soon."}
+{"text":"Rest and recover, QM. Health comes first."}
+{"text":"I hope things calm down for you soon, QM. See you next month!"}
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+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"They are still big names. I admit they are still relevant. To clarify, I meant to say that Germany and Brazil are both loser choke nations with little chance of winning the World Cup. That's what I meant by \"relevant\" I apologize for not being clear."}
+{"text":"My guess is Disney being the number 1 reason. Maybe visiting New York too? There’s really not much to do in America that can’t be done in Europe. Europe is far superior in every way anyways. Rich in culture, history, better food, and overall better scenery."}
+{"text":"the winter Olympics are gonna be so awesome u.s. denmark hockey first round im pretty sure"}
+{"text":"AmeriGods living rent free in Euroslimes heads"}
+{"text":"what a dumbass. FIFA already gave Trump a peace prize."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that no matter how much you've lost, as long as you remain in crypto, you are going to make it. Daily reminder that crypto represents the largest transfer of wealth in human history, and it hasn't even started yet. Anon, you haven't discovered a cheat code. You've discovered the future of the human race. Yes, you are early enough. Yes, you will make it. Yes, you will look back on the pain of your losses and feel real, genuine pride that you made it through. Daily reminder to look forward, not back. Don't give up, don't opt out. A lot of you haven't known enough goodness to believe it can happen to you. I'm here to tell you that it can. And it will. Your worst mistakes will be nothing more than pebbles strewn along the beach that will be your life. And your children's life. And their children's life, too."}
+{"text":"Is she taking a shit?"}
+{"text":"Nah dude we are fucked. Its undeniably over this shit is total aids"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that crypto represents the largest transfer of wealth in human history This. For example, retail transfers money to LINK and then has a 5 year ROI of -40% with their very heavy bags"}
+{"text":"2016/17 I was down about $20k 2020/21 I was down $180k 2024/25 Im down $280k Staying in the market allowed me to be way down more every time!"}
+{"text":"Bullshit. Kek'd. Checked. And Nico bully gf."}
+{"text":"You can now wrap and unwrap Monero on Ethereum in a completely decentralized and trustless way. The world first decentralized wrapped monero is being built and live on testnet"}
+{"text":"same shit happened with the zcash etf and chink listings"}
+{"text":"excellent idea what could go wrong"}
+{"text":"What the fuck has that got to do with anything? he doesn't understand decentralization and thinks the frontend equals the network"}
+{"text":"brutal iq pill holy shit this is not for you go play with your crayons"}
+{"text":"Send all your Monero to my wallet and you also get ZeroFi back"}
+{"text":"Coinfess"}
+{"text":"I fell for several shit coins that rugged or dived from ath due to greed. Only my holdings on btc and eth saved me. Cashed all out to pay debts of a failed business and put the rest onto gold and silver. I don't want to be a degenerate gambler anymore"}
+{"text":"I had a gay man cut my hair today."}
+{"text":"I could've made over 30 million at the start of 2025 but I didn't buy a particular dip during October 2023"}
+{"text":"Throughout my adult life I've been more unemployed than employed. It's mostly because it's hard to tell the difference between the two. Working gets you money, sure, but you spend it on distractions from the suffering work inflicts. Years homeless and did just fine. Loads of free time. Adventure. Memories. I think I'm just a lazy good-for-nothing, father."}
+{"text":"I bought my crime coins back some company, I lost half of them over the span of the last few months because I fell for the digital gold meme."}
+{"text":"Your silver might be going up but that doesn’t build character. Losing your ass on a shitcoin, now THAT builds character. Nice try, silver cucks."}
+{"text":"based and losing it all pilled"}
+{"text":"losing money is a good thing I'm glad someone stole my bike, they probably need it more than I do it's OK for your wife to have a boyfriend"}
+{"text":"and Wala! Just like that Buttcoin is never going over $89K again!"}
+{"text":"What do we think of Caleb Hammer and his financial show \"Financial Audit\"?"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck do miggers even get their info from? I've never once heard anything about leftists hating him. It's even funnier when you consider the fact that dem states make up over 70% of your retard country's GDP while rightgroid pedos leech off their productivity."}
+{"text":"On a personal level, he's clearly a weak whiney numale. As for the show, it's pretty funny. The masses really are retarded."}
+{"text":"They charge those rates because they lose billions of dollars from retards not paying their debt off at all, or committing fraud."}
+{"text":"I think he had an onlyfans bitch on there who makes >2 million dollars a year. I can't fathom why she was there other than the classic lust provoking image irrelevant content template"}
+{"text":"willfully applying for and going to a program, signing image consent forms, getting advice and more free shit at the end in exchange Exploiting"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test."}
+{"text":"Isn't it going to drop like 70 percent from ath"}
+{"text":"interesting, the marketcaps are pretty close too."}
+{"text":"I have seen predictions from multiple people who are more experienced than me in financial matters (through various lenses like fundamentals, marketing, Technical Analysis, market behavior, Elliot Wave) that more or less line up with what's presented in the OP image. However, I had the positions long before encountering these channels. Apparently I should be more bullish but I lack the experience to see the (likely) future like many others do."}
+{"text":"I DIDN'T SELL"}
+{"text":"I buyed"}
+{"text":"Fire sale incoming!"}
+{"text":"I mean the bear market will only be 4 years of pain. You can handle another 4 more years of downward spiral, right anon? Don’t buy silver whatever you do cause it’ll just keep going up during that period. Silver doesn’t build character"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is going on?"}
+{"text":"since when did any crypto bear market last 5 years? delusional bobo"}
+{"text":"but the factories"}
+{"text":"V tiem?"}
+{"text":"It's been nothing but \"talks\". Of course the dip wasn't going to be massive."}
+{"text":"Not a Russian asset btw"}
+{"text":"It's not just crypto, it's basically everything in life now. NOTHING makes sense anymore. Used car market is jacked up, dumpy rotting houses are millions of dollars, fucking stagnated silver is suddenly mooning, everybody pisses all over crypto now, Trump keeps getting crazier with this tariff bs, etc etc etc I'm legit losing my mind now, this is literally the end, isn't it?!"}
+{"text":"fuck off"}
+{"text":"fuck off lmao, just because you are living the loser life doesn't mean everyone is, I am doing better than ever, stop hanging out in these doom and gloom threads, they are for losers who want to whine, I am trying to show you all that there is still success to be had."}
+{"text":"But silver and stop whinging then."}
+{"text":"true silver completely saved my 2025/2026 portfolio so far the question is: do I sell?"}
+{"text":"That dip was very SLURP"}
+{"text":"100$ end of bull run"}
+{"text":"I said 100$ end of bull run. Where's the anon who tells me to fuck off and says \"75$\"???"}
+{"text":"saar"}
+{"text":"the pedochaine and the total ruin of investors"}
+{"text":"Trump will redeem the token of pedophiles"}
+{"text":"neither of them can relate to normal people at all. neither have had real jobs or had to struggle for money. both have parents that support(ed) them. Asmon inherited his parent's house (many people get nothing at all from their parents) and Clav obviously has good parents who are wealthy. completely stupid to compare normal people to them who struggle everyday so people like them can do fuck all"}
+{"text":"the problem is that he is helping to contribute to a system that he openly despises (just like the Tates are)"}
+{"text":"Doesn't he come from a wealthy family? He could have just joined a respected frat and went to a party school. I went to ASU and every decent looking dude coming from money was in a frat hosting daily parties to fuck as many blonde bimbos as possible. It's also not that tough to just get some nice pics, fire up dating apps, and pay to play. I'm a mid myself and I've gotten daily dates, sometimes 2-3 a day to get coffee, from dating apps with other mids just being in a high populated area and swiping away, which is what he does anyway, if not counting paying chicks to be with him or roleplay as a gfe for livestreams."}
+{"text":"which kind of an obsessively grooming rat are you in this rat utopia experiment?"}
+{"text":"100% the later."}
+{"text":"LITECOIN IS GOING TO FUCKING ZERO"}
+{"text":"litecoin is about to break a 8 year trend line lmao"}
+{"text":"4k soon. Keep slurping"}
+{"text":"TRUMP REPOSTS A POST SAYING CNINA AND RHSSIA ARE NOT A THREAT TO USA: wtf"}
+{"text":"we should totally die for a bunch of slavs lol nah"}
+{"text":"Is NATO at war in the room with us now? Or are they just selling shit to Ukrainians to justify buying new shit with taxpayer money Tom Clancy EndWar is good book btw. Can't wait to experience it when the orange retard drags us into another war. You WILL watch live streamed birthday draft lotteries and you WILL fight Europeans to appease a geriatric old man."}
+{"text":"Tha sounds like absolute gibberish"}
+{"text":"Trump is the kid that owns the ball, gets mad, and takes away the ball. Only he's too fucking stupid to realize he own the fucking ball."}
+{"text":"yeah whatever russian. fuck you. The only thing NATO allows Europe to do not have a functional military because you rely on America. Thats the only reason you have such abundant social welfare and you can literally give it away to millions of niggers who arrive on boats on your shores"}
+{"text":"All I own right now are commodity miners AEM, AGI, KGC GENMF, AUMBF, RVLGF, SCTSF UUUU, CCJ"}
+{"text":"have you used this yet? How are these gold savings/spending accounts? I haven't kept up."}
+{"text":"I like this idea"}
+{"text":"In the near future you'll be able to own atoms if silver or gold! Entire atoms dude!!!"}
+{"text":"27 years old net worth $1700 portfolio: 1 XMR 12 oz silver 200k apu 3 shares beyond meat 1 share intel"}
+{"text":"12 oz silver Out of all of those that's the one that really matters."}
+{"text":"buy more silver."}
+{"text":"3 shares beyond meat"}
+{"text":"33 net worth 0"}
+{"text":"Just have one of your parents die, best thing that ever happened to my nw. Now I'm at 450k Miss you dad"}
+{"text":"proof??"}
+{"text":"While ruthenium metal is generally bio-inert, its compounds are treated as highly toxic and potentially carcinogenic. Ruthenium tetroxide (RuO4) is particularly dangerous because it is highly volatile, toxic, and may explode. Additionally, ruthenium compounds can cause resilient stains on the skin. Yo"}
+{"text":"What now? Go on without me, Anons! I'll make one or two purchases here and there, probably off ebay or more from the mint. Will still keep up with series - EC8, elephants, Germanias, Gods of Egypt, Tudors... Just no more fun and stupid stuff like the Cook Island coin. But I've got a comfy stack already."}
+{"text":"We are pumping my bloody basterds!!!"}
+{"text":"gold is unstoppable"}
+{"text":"Looks good"}
+{"text":"Is now a good time to max my IRA for the year with all this Greenland stuff happening? Can't tell if there'll be a bigger dip in the next couple weeks"}
+{"text":"Okay so you are a volcel not an incel, also fine by me. But don't come with cringe /pol/ or /r9k/ meme images as argument against a male+female relationship then because it's entirely up to you what kind of girls you can have. And let's not pretend that us males are perfect in every way. I'm sure all of us have plenty of annoying traits and flaws."}
+{"text":"Also 300 posts new bake"}
+{"text":"Magnetic pole reversal."}
+{"text":"I love slamming single mothers. If they took care of their bodies, the extra estrogen they got from their pregnancies make their hips wider and their tits nice and succulent."}
+{"text":"BAAAAAANNNGGLLLLLLAAAAAAA $400BTC!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"How do I afford college? Get a loan?"}
+{"text":"Cant learn civil engineering from youtube Yeah I think so. Im trying to graduate this winter. I cant take my senior courses on a cc for the most part. I have to do research and dissertation and shit next semester. Cant join the army I need the degree asap..ive been in college for 3 years im trying to get out.. Good advice I wish I listened to you years ago. I told my dad I was considering CC Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cuz they watch TikTok all day long"}
+{"text":"Anyway yeah Im getting a loan. $500 a month + fees? Fuck that. I cant do that. Im going to work in the cafeteria. The money I saved up Im going to use on living arrangements for whenever I decide to live for the summer"}
+{"text":"Wherever* Im thinking of going to Japan. Livings cheaper there."}
+{"text":"whore yourself out to cougars nothing wrong with a sugarmama"}
+{"text":"im buying"}
+{"text":"Morten bet his entire pension on crypto and lost it all. Now he owes 7 million Dkk in taxes (a bit under a million euros) Because of how taxes are calculated you sometimes will pay more for the profits than you can deduct for losses And so even people who lost their entire savings will get a tax bill"}
+{"text":"M'kay nazi-boi. I am sure the drug riddled nigger tier regime of nazi germany who's economic miracle consisted of \"lets take dem loans n just never pay back\" could have built a stable long lasting society that looked to the well being of their people. Uh yeah Yeah, the regime that actively oppressed dissent (because they could never actually gather enough support to begin with) and who when their shit were at the end of their rope blamed the people for failing their absurd ambitions and ideas and felt the people deserved everything bad that was coming to them. Real standup guys."}
+{"text":"gains and losses are calculated at the end of the year. you can't gain AND lose at the same time. dude probably made like $1m one year... didn't pay taxes, then lost everything the next - but you can only deduct so much per year of your losses. so he is stuck owning money, despite having none. that's how it would work in the USA, anyway."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the advice, man. I'm shitting bricks but I'll try to fix everything."}
+{"text":"Yes but it counts as realizing gains every time you sell, even if you then buy back. Your funds don't even have to leave the exchange. The guy in this article traded back and forth multiple times, thus triggering capital gains. The way to avoid something like this from happening is to know what triggers capital gains (any kind of selling/exchanging of your coins), and then immediately put aside part of the profit from such trades to taxes. If he only knew the basics about how tax works it is extremely easy to avoid. But he didn't."}
+{"text":"AI literally doesn't make money by itself. Stuff like crypto can be argued all day about whether it's worth anything at all, but you can still mine crypto and make a profit selling it. Meanwhile mass adoption of AI is a detriment to itself in almost every single way. It's actively stealing components from devices consumer devices that are meant to run said AI and pricing consumers out, the power draw required to run so many data centers is hell on the power greed which drives up energy costs, and then you have shit like Elon putting the fact that AI can just straight up make child abuse material along with its massive potential for misinformation on center stage."}
+{"text":"You know when you have a really good idea, then someone throws a hissyfit at your idea and you cave? That's OpenAI."}
+{"text":"And deezer (spotify's only competitor I think) only became profitable in 2025"}
+{"text":"this has been the plan all along, one of the big tech companies will swoop in a buy them out"}
+{"text":"all these ai companies are spending mountains on hardware that will be obsolete before their business models generate meaningful revenue, let along profit"}
+{"text":"How low will it go? 1 XMR"}
+{"text":"Hopefully to 520, fills my buy order and then shoots back to 800 Plz and thx"}
+{"text":"oh nice that one is much more useful even if you have to use the delivery app things"}
+{"text":"buy order at $520 why not any lower? no confidence that it will go that low? fuck, $450 would be peak, even i the lurker would buy one"}
+{"text":"I have $50 buy orders set for every ~$20 increment starting at 680 $520 was just where they ended"}
+{"text":"oof i don't follow crypto shit, but i remember all that cringe link marine shit during covid glad to see they're still holding bags and down 50-75%"}
+{"text":"Wagmi marines! I bet the price and chart reflects this great news! We're rich!!!"}
+{"text":"Fake news"}
+{"text":"You don’t follow crypto but you’re here on biz in a thread about crypto?"}
+{"text":"That's cool and all, but... price? Oh, and... chart?"}
+{"text":"10k BAT = $1m Step 1 - corner the supply (done) Step 2 - raise the price Biztards use the browser but are too stupid to get rich off it. Most people have to be poor so that a few can get rich"}
+{"text":"Too many people on /biz/ talk about their 200k bat stacks for that ti ever happen"}
+{"text":"BAT is gonna crash hard when everybody switches to ladybird browser"}
+{"text":"Too many people on /biz/ talk about their 200k bat stacks for that ti ever happen Yeah there's a few bagholders left that need to sell Yeah brave is shit, it's losing users by the month"}
+{"text":"Brave is shit? So why would BAT go up considerably?"}
+{"text":"It won't go up, you should sell. How long have you been bagholding this shit for? Just get rid of it already. Everybody is doing it"}
+{"text":"Your hands are brown, you last name is hernandez."}
+{"text":"nook noook noook ok Medvedevson have another shot of crappy whisky or whatever you call that Tenesee swil"}
+{"text":"You will be nuked too. Brazil is going to pick whats left from the US. eager to start a brother war Your orange miger president wants more brown people in the US for cheap labor while wanting to declare war on Europe. Stfu amerimutt."}
+{"text":"they're not inferior—canola is a very viable option for people who hate the notion that an animal must die for them to eat olive oil is just straight-up good for you though"}
+{"text":"i hate this fucking hag but shes not wrong this time"}
+{"text":"Crypto chuds so use to losing they think the screenshots are fake."}
+{"text":"What good is the USD price of metals? Why are you valuaing it using a worthless currency like USD?"}
+{"text":"I’m using leverage to out pace the price increase in metals. I also have one of the biggest stacks of physical on this site."}
+{"text":"This is the guy who started with 1.2 million lol Not fake, but exaggerating."}
+{"text":"Started with 600k"}
+{"text":"zoomer wagies live like this day to day and dont see anything wrong with it"}
+{"text":"Chick is hot. Goddammit ill take her in my home"}
+{"text":"Ok, that hair is definitely dyed and it's weird af."}
+{"text":"workout is a noun"}
+{"text":"Better than balding; he could easily dye his hair. The way my hair is greying, at 33 I might be like him or close. Still better than others balding at 25."}
+{"text":"has a nice job has a nice car has a nice family somehow this is a bad thing shut the fuck up dude this guy is living a good life"}
+{"text":"Right now? Or much, much lower? The choice is yours really."}
+{"text":"First things first, I need a place to stake comfy. This is the most important thing. Second, shill me 2 or 3 AI coins that haven't quite peaked yet. Finally, I'll need 1 or 2 coins that are long-term plays. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"better to hold whatever is this than AVAX, such a shitty experience"}
+{"text":"loser fantasy larp kek AVAX didn't buy you shit"}
+{"text":"you retards really can't fathom what 2021/2022 was actually like and the real reason cryptards are so buckbroken right now"}
+{"text":"I made over 400k in profit from crypto (bought BTC under 10k and ETH under 500). Sold most of my bags when ETH hit 4300 and BTC between 90k-107k. I'm also smart enough to know that most of you tards are just brownoids larping as rich people."}
+{"text":"now I see you're simply a projecting larper kek. no real person talks like this, poorfag"}
+{"text":"The top is in for your gay shiny faggot retard nigger rock"}
+{"text":"op is a faggot"}
+{"text":"OP must feel retarded right now"}
+{"text":"See you when it's 140+ next year and the USD shitcoin loses another 10%."}
+{"text":"why does crypto always have to outcrash everything else? it's so tiresome."}
+{"text":"Not as retarded as you faggot nigger freaks are going to feel when it plummets to $70 by end of week"}
+{"text":"stock market closed for holiday edition previous"}
+{"text":"Anyone who thinks Gavin can get even close in a democratic candidacy should actually kill themselves"}
+{"text":"Sitting down but being friendly with Ben Shapiro is bearish for democratic nominations"}
+{"text":"Greenland belongs to me."}
+{"text":"You need to pay to take a piss at the gas station. You need to pay for water at a restaurant."}
+{"text":"did the AI bubble pop yet im all in SOXS btw but im busy with work and cannot monitor the situation"}
+{"text":"The best time to sell was above 90k. The second best time to sell is now."}
+{"text":"It's clear we're in a bear market, only coping baggies say otherwise"}
+{"text":"Are mumus still in denial?"}
+{"text":"THANK YOU, TRUMPSAMA!!"}
+{"text":"Every. Single. Time."}
+{"text":"Well I didn't prejudice it by saying what you said, I asked why Saylor buys tops and it came up with the same answer."}
+{"text":"hmm today I will buy 3 bitcoin and next week I'll buy... hmmmm how about 20k? kek based"}
+{"text":"This guy games. Yeah GTA 6 is gonna be a pozzed mess narritively speaking. The dialogue everywhere will consist 100% of only faggot liberal one-liners LOL"}
+{"text":"pretty sure he got in on Trump's infinite funding scheme, like Sam Altman"}
+{"text":"it's not an accident his literal goal is to buy the top of a move, to try to push it into a higher range it usually doesn't work, he's just providing liquidity to the smart money that's selling"}
+{"text":"the boomer nigger with an effeminate voice just bought prepare for a giga dump"}
+{"text":"correct and you might as well buy something, because holding fiat is suicide anyway Big companies hedging inflation and storing savings with precious metals is a logistics nightmare. Companies hedging inflation and keeping savings with bitcoin is easy and historically successful. As citizens, we should really be stocking up on metals, guns and ammo too however."}
+{"text":"Why doesn't he just average instead of always buying local tops? He’s the local top signal, whales are using his retarded boomer ass as exit liquidity"}
+{"text":"61674268 Crypto treasuries have been a monumental failure. Financial looping is a scam."}
+{"text":"If this faggot and/or (((satoshi))) ever tried to exit their positions it would rug the entire digital fairy dust market instantaneously."}
+{"text":"it was obvious kek"}
+{"text":"The black mold story with Balajis is so fucking funny. These tech billionaires just can't help but scam people."}
+{"text":"We are seeing the fall of an empire by their own accord, incredible to see, and amerishitters can't see it. Even if Trump leaves the consequences of his actions are for the long term."}
+{"text":"no canada cucked by carney"}
+{"text":"How exactly is Zion Don and his merry Gang of Pedophiles \"going against Israel\" when they send Israel a hundred billion dollars funded by American taxpayers every other week?"}
+{"text":"/pol/tards are the kind of useful idiots who vote Republican when their #1 foreign policy priority is anti-zionism."}
+{"text":"Dumps 20% more 10% green spike 25% plummet, then 10% further down several dumps later, round trip back to 2016."}
+{"text":"000 Fixed it"}
+{"text":"SCHNIGGERKIKES DUN DID IT AGAIN"}
+{"text":"he's selling because either he needs the money or because he needs the money holy shit nice assessment you fucking retarded asshat"}
+{"text":"that happened to me eoy 2025. had to wait months for multiple 10ks being held hostage. never returning"}
+{"text":"Is any crypto really being used for anything useful?"}
+{"text":"chainlink isn't about linking blockchains, retard it's about connecting blockchains to off-chain data sources"}
+{"text":"Nothing You should ignore it and not buy any"}
+{"text":"XRP and ICP. ETH has utility, but is too slow for most applications. inb4 XRP is a shitcoin with no utility They have created utility by being singularly focused on one very simple and easy process that is very long overdue for an overhaul. There is incredible demand from sellers for a payment processor that doesn't rob them blind. XLM in this regard too. Everything else is total shit. BTC is literally the shittiest thing that exists by every metric."}
+{"text":"One could consider Eth like a stock in the tokenization business. There are hundreds of billions of assets (fiat and gold) in its chain. Idk about the others, they look like internet funny money to me."}
+{"text":"I dont buy into the 'cyber hornets energy encrypted bullshit' that Saylor goes preaching around."}
+{"text":"oh..."}
+{"text":"When it hits 450 I'm buyin another 10 moneroids"}
+{"text":"he did not take profit at the obvious blowofftop longterm you are fine"}
+{"text":"what effect will the EU trade bazooka have? how many people are gunna be financially obliterated into pizza topping chunks?"}
+{"text":"no because it will take 15 EU fuckers to sign onto it, which probably won't happen. These fuckers can't do anything. This is why we need Greenland, because you can't do anything under European regulations. That said, Trump does not have the leverage to accomplish this. It's going to be embarrassing for him"}
+{"text":"Trump does not have the leverage What is he missing?"}
+{"text":"EU could dump 8 trilloin of US tresaury bonds and other stonks to crash the US economy"}
+{"text":"This is like detonating a nuke in the next door apartment however"}
+{"text":"as would be the dissolution of NATO, but increasingly it looks like the EU has no choice but to act first"}
+{"text":"Literally half of the voting on the nns is like 4chan-esque shitposting, like some shitposter told everyone on the nns to go fuck themselves during Christmas. There is even a vote right now someone is trying to mint some dogshit ai scam coin. And then the other half of the time the voting doesn't even fuckin matter because the \"corporation\" just steamrolls it right through. All that just being said I am still enjoying the platform."}
+{"text":"scam token not needed"}
+{"text":"Last cycle alt with a bad chart"}
+{"text":"they spent the last half year building hype for the \"World Computer Day\" in Davos but refuse to publicly livestream the event because they are low-key embarrassed of being in shambles. Typical snooty European attitude towards innovation which may as well be ICP's demise."}
+{"text":"they brough some heavy hitters but if it was like last year, the sessions are like 15 minutes long... nothing substantial"}
+{"text":"saar xrp saar"}
+{"text":"SO FXCKING BULLISH"}
+{"text":"tell me if flare will ever ever matter/moon?"}
+{"text":"he even still uses defilama kek. Sure we will use your source. XRPL barely cracks the top 10 with 0.11% and that’s in “represented assets,” which aren’t even truly on chain and can’t be moved. Once you look at assets that are actually transferable, XRPL doesn’t make the top 10 at all. hahahahahahahha"}
+{"text":"How did the jews trick most of biz into buying digital air? They sold the goyim digital fugazi meanwhile they cashed in on gold and silver."}
+{"text":"That’s literally how it works. A few mining pools control the network and if the gov sends them a letter to block your address they have to do it. There is even examples of them doing this in the past. That’s exactly how it works."}
+{"text":"They've barely made any money. They have my condolences."}
+{"text":"mining pools made up of thousands of individual miners control the network nope, just the hashrate, but you're too illiterate to understand the difference There is even examples of them doing this in the past. another lie you really are a clueless dunning kruger retard"}
+{"text":"Most of the hash power is controlled by a few major mining entities and the pools still take orders from the gov which are not going to change to help your dumbass circumvent censorship. You’re a cooked ass nigger. pic related is proof they can censor"}
+{"text":"blockseer and marathon lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"anon it's going to zero with the rest of crypto."}
+{"text":"Anon, its a silver board and if u think else you are a brown paki jew benchode!"}
+{"text":"fuck Donald Trump"}
+{"text":"kys you annoying pig. this will always be a crypto board no matter how much you pump your litecoin of metals."}
+{"text":"Nothingburger or first domino before the US treasury gets fucked?"}
+{"text":"We are entering into a bear bond market"}
+{"text":"The most nothingness burger ever. If I was a pensioner with them id unironically sue for risking my retirement to make a cringe political statement"}
+{"text":"cringe political statement They literally said it isn't political and was instead because the US is now an active credit risk since they keep threatening to go to war with Denmark over Greenland."}
+{"text":"no you have to hold it to zero you could learn a thing or two from the danes, baggie"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure, let buy bonds of a Country in which the president decides to put and remove tariff depending if he happens to remember yesterday or not. Imagine buying treasuries of a volatile country like the US now. This is the beginning."}
+{"text":"You see, it's damaging enough to mention the shitty price action of link but you go out of your way to mention cuckolding yet again...I just think it's amusing that your so obsessed with cuckolding you can't fud without mentioning it"}
+{"text":"woah such amazing code chainlink surely has to go up now"}
+{"text":"It's not lost its just down by 75% so take that heh"}
+{"text":"NOT A SINGLE STATEMENT FROM NYSE IMPLYING CHAINLINK USAGE FOR THAT USECASE. SHUT THE FUCK UP XR- LINK NIGGERS."}
+{"text":"this is what i was thinking. Holy shit that pristine code. worth billions."}
+{"text":"Awwww <3 thanks for the kind words my friend x"}
+{"text":"Fuck you. I am so tired of ugly world. Ai or not, hot women should always be on display."}
+{"text":"We're sinking. Gentlemen, get your slurpstraws ready"}
+{"text":"On telegram literally everyone is vaccinated in the XRP group and they shun those that didnt take the shot. I am scared. It has to be the most normie crypto in existence. It doesnt bode well for us"}
+{"text":"XRP has a telegram? fucking top signal please tell me they also dont have a discord"}
+{"text":"Crypto is over, isn't it."}
+{"text":"1500$ Why is it always obvious non-whites attempting to persuade anons to not buy silver?"}
+{"text":"this is bullish for chainlink"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Yup. Cooked."}
+{"text":"crypto is discredited and spitted on"}
+{"text":"Hey cuckolds, check the price :)"}
+{"text":"Crazy to think not so long ago silver too was at $12.50, and now it's $96. I remember back then chainlink was $35 or so bux. It could have been link marines' fate, but they prefered to follow the credo. That's worthy of respect, not everyone is gifted with such willpower. Tbf it could have been me, silver & link were the only 2 things worth going all in. I was too much of a coward to pick link, and my cowardice was rewarded for some reason. But the ones truly worthy of making it are the link Chads. I hope one day you get what is due to you. It's sickening to see you were right about literally everything, you predited it all, and reality even went beyond the wildest expectations & the most schitzo theories, and yet... zero gains on the horizon. It's like some kind of demonic cosmic joke being played on you. Don't despair brothers, your day will come, i can feel it in my guts."}
+{"text":"Nah, their day will never come, they bought digital illusions of wealth instead of actual wealth. Linkies will only know suffering and pain for the rest of their miserable lives as it returns to its intrinsic value of zero. They will be stuck in hell gazing up at silver chads who are in their rightful place at the side of god in the kingdom of Heaven."}
+{"text":"your day will come holy cope Smart OGs sold in 2020 and the only retards left are baggies still hoping for muh 1000 EOY after NINE years. Also Linkies were obnoxious incels who bought a kike scam, they deserve staying poor forever"}
+{"text":"retards. all announcements are liquidity traps. sergey needs your money to pay for harems and mansions. he cant do that if you sell, so rather than token value accrual he gives you announcements."}
+{"text":"they will NEVER realize this because they are in a cult"}
+{"text":"I have to go to work tomorrow, I fucking hate waging so much, all I want to do is relax by myself and play videogames, watch tv and browse the internet, fucking hate this fucking life, can't even do what you want, you have to be a fucking slave to get money so you don't starve, there's no fucking escape Crypto doesn't help, just a fucking scam trap. FUCCCCKCKCKCK man. Fuck this fucking world."}
+{"text":"Just travelling starts to feel really empty after while. You’re not doing anything, you’re not helping society in any way. You’re not helping other people. Helping other people feels a lot better than endlessly travelling. I’ve tried it. It’s a nice reward after doing hard work, but otherwise no. I already travelled around for more than 2 years. when it started to feel empty I aquired a GF now its cool again. helping people how the fuck am i helping people sitting in a cubicle filling excel sheets for shekelstein? I can help people more when I travel. for example my poor AF girlfriend. I help her everyday."}
+{"text":"don't listen to the brokies. you have what you have because it was Gods will. the only people who are calling you a loser are people that are actually losers themselves. they have to work hard just to pay the bills. while you have been granted blessing from God. other people do it all for you Aka God has blessed you with free time to do what you want. anyone calling you a loser is actually the real loser. and if you have a \"career\" as in , you go to work for 40 years to pay of the 30 years mortgage. it's likely you are the loser. not the neet who has been given the right to relax from God. Now how will neet use his time? I worked on and off jobs for about 5 years and but it all in bitcoin. now im richer than any of my peers. they laughed at me. now I laugh at them with their mortgages and caged life. Actually it's not true i don't laugh at anyone. God gives everyone the life they diserve."}
+{"text":"because today we work like slaves for little to no money you braindead boomer."}
+{"text":"There are jobs other than being an office drone. You just listed the currebt things people like to complain about and think that that means that society hasn’t given you almost everything that you have. What a retard you are."}
+{"text":"Goddamn I was gonna buy a house but if I lawyer slave another few years on top of the ~450k I inherited from my father i can basically fuck off for life. Also I have three relatives who own water front property over 1 mil in FL and none of them have heirs... I think I'm gonna practice for another 2.5 years then quit."}
+{"text":"Can you still buy this anywhere?"}
+{"text":"ghostswap"}
+{"text":"It died when the Canadians killed Tradeogre"}
+{"text":"Looks just like tradeogre. I hope it's legit and sticks around."}
+{"text":"wownerochan's enormous breasts"}
+{"text":"the price is rising!"}
+{"text":"Her timing Real pro."}
+{"text":"muh joos"}
+{"text":"Israeli intelligence contractors Post proof. rival image board hacking group Implying 4chan or sharty are \"hacking groups\" This boomer has no fucking clue what hes talking about. inb4 im called a jew Dont care. I was on sharty when this happened. 4chan is kiked but prove anons are israeli. You cant."}
+{"text":"literal animals lmao"}
+{"text":"There's a battle between jew banks and the biggest american crypto exchange about the codification of crypto into US law going down RIGHT now, and this board is dead and no one cares. What is happening?"}
+{"text":"jewbase greed killed crypto"}
+{"text":"Lmaoing at the fact that you immediately thought of chainlink, stays nice and rentfree in your head, doesnt it?"}
+{"text":"There were a handful of alts on base and bnb that were infrastructure related that did ATHs AERO, for example. But the problem is there were way more scamcoins and jeets insisting that 'memecoins are where the money is' that caused money to flee out of altcoins."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Because they can’t let orange man bad get any kind of win or do anything for the citizens + there’s no language in here that would let them funnel money to foreign invaders"}
+{"text":"I am priced out of fast food and now have to cook my own food"}
+{"text":"You were priced out of fast food 8 years ago. I've been cooking my own food for about 14 years. Enjoy getting your diabetes, obesity, and heart disease under control."}
+{"text":"This, they've moved all the deals to the apps"}
+{"text":"I’m guessing you fellas haven’t taken a look at the app recently"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile I'm over here eating homemade bread and milk for 90% of my meals. My total food expenses for 2025 = $719.58"}
+{"text":"You got priced out in the first place because you were buying fast food."}
+{"text":"who's ready for the impending gigadump"}
+{"text":"I'm bullish on bears"}
+{"text":"It's not a dump, it's a sale and I'm going shopping tomorrow."}
+{"text":"The Orange idiot sent out a late night Taco post, but the markets didn't reverse. You know what that means."}
+{"text":"December 2024 105k January 2026 90k Retarded permabull nigger"}
+{"text":"me!"}
+{"text":"GOOGLE IS BUILDING AI AGENT PAYMENT PROTOCOL ON ETH"}
+{"text":"sundar pinchai sucks the shit out of nigger assholes."}
+{"text":"why is there never sauce for this shit"}
+{"text":"I'm sure they own a large portion of the tokens already. kek Funny how shitty this stuff is getting."}
+{"text":"Don't rich people feel weird about going out in public? Like I can't imagine there are just rich people walking around the same places I am or going into buildings that I can see. Like I'm kinda surprised that there hasn't been an exclusively rich city built yet where you need to pay a certain amount to even get into the premises. I don't know it just seems weird. Like whats even the point of getting rich if you're gonna be in the same society?"}
+{"text":"Realistically you need 50m to jet around privately 500k a year is the entry level 50 hours plane share contract Assuming you spend ~2m outside of travel and you stay under your 4% spending a year"}
+{"text":"warren buffet lived in fucking nebraska hes entire life"}
+{"text":"Aspen, Vail, Beaver Creek. Avalon. There's a few"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"Kek fuddies"}
+{"text":"/biz/ really is the baggie board j-just wait until SIBOS 2026"}
+{"text":"Hey cuckold, check the price :)"}
+{"text":"I doubt it works on anyone but the most retarded, and if they happen to throw their money away on this shit, kek"}
+{"text":"Ofc. Everyone likes money so price is the source of truth. Do you think insiders are retarded, or do you think that maybe they know something you dont? Price is always months ahead of news. If price actions is dogshit, you need to read between the lines"}
+{"text":"If LINK is needed, then the price being high would be counterproductive to the token's purpose. If LINK isn't needed, then why would the price be high? So why do the holders of the heaviest bags on /biz/ keep trying to convince themselves LINK will ever break $100?"}
+{"text":"BAHHAGAHAHHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"all the yield is being bled out so no more parabolic moves"}
+{"text":"People literally told you"}
+{"text":"Trump is one of those seniles that become aggresive. In old folks home, nigger nurses tie people like him up He’d be the annoying crazy boomer whose family never comes to visit because he keeps rambling about random shit nobody cares about"}
+{"text":"When will 2025 end?"}
+{"text":"February 17th, 2026"}
+{"text":"Its over."}
+{"text":"I didnt hear no bell"}
+{"text":"THE SPHINCTER HAS RUPTURED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *BRAAAAAAAP*"}
+{"text":"Is it too late to buy silver ?"}
+{"text":"Anything under $200 is cheap"}
+{"text":"It’s been over for alts for 5 years now. If things don’t improve this year I’d say it’s probably over for crapto for good"}
+{"text":"have a wonderful RED morning to start off this wonderful bear market"}
+{"text":"Succes my Dick fagot bear"}
+{"text":"I mean it's red but it's not bleeding that much, I came here early and everyone was like \"don't look at your porfolio today\", to me it's just a -0,65. It's okay honestly."}
+{"text":"The era of Bobo."}
+{"text":"this low volume dump is fake and gay. just people cashing in on the orange turd meltdown."}
+{"text":"How much credit card debt do you have? What about other debts? I have 33k in student debt, it'll be around 38k by the time i graduate next year. that's it.... that's all my debt. I have never had a credit card, I'll get one this year that I will pay off every time, because i have zero credit history and that's probably not great. My car is a 2nd hand Honda Jazz/Fit."}
+{"text":"Just 25k for student loans from 15 years ago which I continue to not pay. I've been on and off in school using various GI Bill and other welfare queen benefits for years and by timing the grace periods and my employment right I haven't had the loan accrue interest or made a payment or paid for school in the last 6 years. By the time this shit is done 25k will be the standard monthly salary."}
+{"text":"I'll say $0 credit card, since I pay it as I spend. nothing else except about $1m mortgage. $325k+ income. will depend on bonus."}
+{"text":"Yeah I need a job to survive, dumb cunt. A job is not like a one nightstand or some shit."}
+{"text":"$8k left on my student loans. I don't remember what the balance was when I graduated, over $20k. During COVID I was gambling on mass loan forgiveness. Should have refi'd, I think they were offering 1-2% interest. But because I didn't, I have been making standard payments and knocking out the higher interest lines with lump sums over the last few years. My degree got me my entry level low paying office job and has never been mentioned or \"used\" since. American higher education is a scam and nothing kneecaps young people trying to establish their lives like a usurious $20-40k debt. Honestly I feel like garnished 0% interest payments for a fixed repayment term makes more sense than usurious interest and giving people the \"option\" of paying, but no ability to discharge the loans in bankruptcy. If the repayment is guaranteed, there is no risk, and therefore there should be no interest."}
+{"text":"None, besides current charges that'll be paid off by the end of the month. I like doing the credit game because it's easy if you aren't under water. The psychological trap to spending more is real, but akin to spending more after payday. Just be keen to it. Landlords ask about credit score. Having a good one will factor in when there's multiple applicants. Utilities sometimes require deposits if your score is too low. You might want a house or a business loan someday. It's also just embarrassing if it ever comes up and you don't have a good score. 700+ is fine for a young person. If you're 30+, 750+. 800+ is mostly a status symbol. My car is a 2nd hand Honda Jazz/Fit. Good, but for your next one, know that people emphasize make too much over year. Financing a newer Honda/Toyota defeats the purpose of getting a Honda/Toyota. You're better off doing due diligence and finding a solid ~10 year old car Honda/Toyota or luxury car to buy outright. The luxury makes last as long as the Honda/Toyotas, slightly more expensive to repair, but also nicer generally. Just pick one that looks generic enough people won't know exactly what year it is."}
+{"text":"I look forward to the reaction videos by financiers on youtube like how there were all those doctors making reaction videos to Cells at Work."}
+{"text":"OMG, fx trading but pedophilic. Sign me up, my boy clitty is tingling."}
+{"text":"I hope she also stack silver"}
+{"text":"Hello /biz/, just here to ask for advice on what I could do to get out of or even just improve the situation I'm in, any advice at all is appreciated I'm 24, got a couple debts, diagnosed with schizotypy which makes working difficult but not impossible, but right now since I'm in some support program I can't just go work without their \"consent\" more or less, and they don't deem me stable enough. The support I receive doesn't even cover a months rent. I've tried doing things privately and only ended up getting fucked over or fucked it up myself, most of the debts come from trying to help my family despite not even being able to take care of myself, some spanning a couple years old. The full amount isn't even anything significant, I just simply make so little money I can't even sort it. But yeah, with some context out of the way, do you guys have any tips or advice on what I could do to potentially make some money myself? I don't have many skills, I'm not particularly smart, I don't have \"up front investment funds\" or anything of that nature, but I'm willing to try anything and see if I can make it work, I'm just unsure where to start or what to do. Any advice is appreciated. I just wanna be able to take care of myself and get a place and breathe, find something to pursue and do with my life that isn't trying to make it to tomorrow, I'm exhausted but I don't wanna give up, there's gotta be a way to get out of this situation out there, I don't want to die only having experienced trauma and poverty, I know there's more to life than this"}
+{"text":"Essentially yeah. My total debt is around 4.4k USD, nothing too too crazy, but enough to complicate things a bit. I make around 700-800 USD a month, and I live in a crazy expensive place (I was born here, my family is poor too), it's not even enough to cover a months rent in most cities here."}
+{"text":"Yeah that does seem pretty low. It seems like not being able to work is your biggest holdback, otherwise I would suggest living out of a car until you get stable. Where are you located, US? I would check craigslist and Facebook for odd jobs, stand outside home Depot even and try to score some cash jobs."}
+{"text":"Faroe islands, and yeah it really is. \"Thankfully\" I live with family, but it's not really by choice, they're a large reason I ended up this fucked up in many ways, including debts, even when I somehow manage to make a little money I'm instantly in a position where I get guilt tripped and feel bad and want to and try to help them, further complicating things for myself. It's rough man"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that's out there. I would focus on saving everything you can to help yourself first, and move to somewhere with a larger population and more opportunities for you once you can anon. Things don't seem to be working out for you where you're at, you can help your family a lot more if you have your own income and place to live."}
+{"text":"they're a large reason I ended up this fucked up in many ways Boom, There it is. the degen addict takes no responsibility for his actions. It always someone else's fault, just like the drug induced schizophrenia right? yet you currently live with your parents as they are trying to help their useless son. they need forced labor camps for people like you"}
+{"text":"its just starting, will go on for months kys"}
+{"text":"O baker Give unto me A new thread"}
+{"text":"ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE"}
+{"text":"it's the big one sell"}
+{"text":"why were these business allowed to so openly price gouge for so long you got this backwards anon, they're taking a loss on imports because they are terrified of what might happen if they start raising prices."}
+{"text":"These are very cool. Thanks chads"}
+{"text":"pic Man, I remember living like that for many years. One of the worst things about women is that they can’t live in those conditions, and I was forced to abandon that lifestyle to pursue having a family. But it truly was…nourishment for the soul and mind. I will always treasure those years, and always miss them."}
+{"text":"Huge W for me yesterday night. Went through an old box with some late 19th early 20th century coinage. I’d gone through it before, but last time I scrutinized each coin a lot more closely. Ended up finding at least half an ounce of silver, and potentially 5.5 ounces more. But I was unsure, and have decided that I’m gonna take them to a numismatic shop to have them checked out."}
+{"text":"5.5 ounces is a real come up these days. there is also a stacking ping app called stacker tools, idk if you would be interested in trying that. I believe the password is 1111 or 11111 you're welcome. thank you for saying something. there are 5 chapter highlights total posted here. and the jesus and the money changers was redone in higher quality, also posted here."}
+{"text":"Page 8 bump, that was a close one."}
+{"text":"i bring my own toilet paper to support company cost savings initiatives what else can i do to save my employer money?"}
+{"text":"I pour water on my laptop whenever it gets too slow so that I can use my property insurance to get a new laptop."}
+{"text":"you've been tipping them, right? idk then, maybe offer to pay for windows pro on all the new computers you bought. you bought new pc's for the team, right?"}
+{"text":"wash your boss's dick so he can save money on water and soap"}
+{"text":"I literally bring the empty carboard rolls to work to fill up with paper and take home"}
+{"text":"Work extra time for free bro"}
+{"text":"What's with people who are worth a few billion dollars for decades? Shouldn't it be easy to keep adding to your net worth once you have that much to work with?"}
+{"text":"It takes work to keep making money, and surprisingly enough a lot of people don't like to work"}
+{"text":"but how does this benefit society Why benefit a society that hates you?"}
+{"text":"Virgin's weak growth makes me think Branson just got lucky."}
+{"text":"Nobody hoards wealth retard, they all invest it"}
+{"text":"I'd think once you get to that much networth, liquidity becomes a massive problem, the legal system and tax system starts trying to fuck you harder, you start owing more in fees and payment to your support structures, your businesses start getting real competition, and it takes even more cunning and intelligence probably to navigate these increased costs and continue generating returns."}
+{"text":"Ursula von der Leyen: Right after Davos, I will travel to India. We are on the cusp of a historic trade agreement—some call it the “mother of all deals.”"}
+{"text":"id rather gofundme crowdsource a biological weapon to kill all 1.4 billion indians."}
+{"text":"unironically good that other countries are doing better so that everyone stays in their own countries"}
+{"text":"There's nothing to invest in. Every trade deal with India involves mass importation of their hungry slave peasants."}
+{"text":"Polymarket is slowly becoming available in the U.S. Gemini has partnered with Polymarket to allow betting on a subset of their markets. Thread for tips, boasts, degenerate gambling advice, and shittalking."}
+{"text":"old school gambler here. What the fuck is this shit? bahahaha they are giving yall those payouts? and people are betting on this shit? If its not x5 return or even 2 on the smallest, they they absolutely know what the general outcome is going to be. I'll bet if you look up wild shit that no one can know, the odds and payouts are bigger. What a rigged bullshit hahahahah I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole you bought. Good luck kids"}
+{"text":"yeah you're just hedging your bets. Have no idea how polymarket works, most bookies frown on it but cant do anything about it. They dont care anyways, most of the risk is in your hand anyways. Especially with payout and odds that close. You're best option is to find something that people are not hyper scanning the odds. The NFL, Gold, any of that will have super accurate and down to the quarter point odds. Your most favorable odds and payouts are going to be in things that no one is hyper focused on."}
+{"text":"sorry, phonefag posting"}
+{"text":"Doesn't matter that I'm trans either. OP BTW."}
+{"text":"blew up my account"}
+{"text":"what do you guys think about this?"}
+{"text":"It’s just another fractional reserve bank structure. They’ve never been audited on their claimed holdings either. Saylor is trying the same things with Strategy for BTC."}
+{"text":"Which is why no country will allow it on their territory. It’s an absolute Trojan horse."}
+{"text":"Also. Who wants access to US treasury backed “stable coins” that don’t even PAY A FUCKING TREASUREY YIELD."}
+{"text":"no country will allow it on their territory the internet has no territory the Trojan horse is already in"}
+{"text":"It’s just another fractional reserve bank structure on the contrary stables are a form of narrow banking their reserves cover more than their liabilities it's a form of over-collateralized banking that locks liquidity out of the fractional-reserve system saylor also does not perform fractional reserves his asset to liability ratio is huge (25B to 7B)"}
+{"text":"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Move aside, Bitcoin. There's a new king in town."}
+{"text":"I sold my Monero when Kraken stopped trading it. Then they started trading with it again and it doubled in value. Fuck my life."}
+{"text":"You must be ESL. A person who doesn't understand the meaning of 'if' isn't worthy of a discussion."}
+{"text":"bought at 437 a week before it mooned didn't sell at 790 didn't sell at 700 Might as well keep holding at this point, who cares"}
+{"text":"The coin itself isn't banned but you're only allowed to purchase via KYC if you use a CEX. There is no if in this. It's plain wrong. You are not allowed to purchase it on a CEX because CEX in Europe are forbidden from dealing with it."}
+{"text":"I mean, there is an \"if\", but it doesn't change the fact that it's wrong."}
+{"text":"I want to get my brokerage account to a balance of $100,000 by the end of the year I have somewhere around $30,000 more I can simply invest assuming my COL doesn’t change So, that’s at least $72,000 with no compounding on my investments but let’s just say 10% on everything So…..with luck about $80,000 I just wanna maximize my gains without losing my mind while I’m still young, so, any advice where to generate extra money from to reach my goal I’ve considered donating plasma and have tried finding random beer money online strats I can do from my phone (have my own office at my job so I can use my phone for ours and not even fall behind on work) Please no crypto shilling I just want a thread about getting more money and faster, and no investing in some high yield ultra volatile BS Is getting into “The Wheel” or covered calls and such worth getting into or would the premiums from that just be a equivalent to a side hustle"}
+{"text":"Okay but the thing about that is eventually those silver and gold record highs will start to dip back down No anon, the dollars done for. Any manipulation or dumps from henceforth are temporary"}
+{"text":"I want to get my brokerage account to a balance of $100,000 by the end of the year i would suggest adding about 59k to the account"}
+{"text":"Are there any guides / charts that perfectly describe the best strike prices and expiration dates to aim for? And I meant which stock should I choose to buy on margin"}
+{"text":"True true"}
+{"text":"ETFs: SHLD VOOG LFSC Stocks: IREN BABA AMZN MSFT Paper PMs: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bitcoin is at $93,000 Coinbase charges $94,450 to buy Coinbase also has it at 91,200 to sell Bitcoin Was it always this bad?"}
+{"text":"I'm starting to think \"the future of finance\" was just to get me to pay transactions fees."}
+{"text":"BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!"}
+{"text":"BTC Is Making $100!!!"}
+{"text":"No, retard, the bottom is $30k"}
+{"text":"Ooooooohhhhhhhh Myyyyyyy Gooooooddnnnaaaayyyyuuuuuuussssss!!!!!!!! Gud Price!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"No One Is 4u."}
+{"text":"What a faggot lady."}
+{"text":"White Kid Can't Handle Credit Cards."}
+{"text":"Mega Starmie edition"}
+{"text":"I care more about the Calendar Conundrum (aka when is something going to happen)"}
+{"text":"Yeah this. I don't understand finance, dockets, or any of the cringe dd but I do know this is taking far too long."}
+{"text":"Cusip-6"}
+{"text":"If you can top this cringe I will DRS 10 GME shares to your account"}
+{"text":"Yea there’s a non insignificant number of people who have hovered around this case who are clearly bad actors intent on making the entire thing look like a sctizo nothing burger and to push people away. It’s just too bad we now have the cusip-6 debacle to demonstrate that M&A is happening before our very eyes."}
+{"text":"90 minutes till our lives change forever"}
+{"text":"Thats bullshit but I believe it"}
+{"text":"Tuesday RRP: 3.506B, 16P = 0.219125B per"}
+{"text":"Funny that this number is now crabbing while gme is crabbing at low 20s. Must be a coincidence."}
+{"text":"We're never getting affordable housing again, are we?"}
+{"text":"Where the hell do you expect it to be? What does a healthy curve look like to you?"}
+{"text":"Move into a van"}
+{"text":"what is supply and demand"}
+{"text":"The only thing floating prices is the lack of transactions. The market is illiquid. People can't afford to move."}
+{"text":"something which is easily distorted by excess credit availability."}
+{"text":"i used to have 6 figures back in 2021. now im broke, i fled the usa, trying to figure out whats my best option now. i dont see a future in the usa, i have dual citizenship between the us and a european country. im 32, a friend got me 2 things, one is a culinary school in paris. and the other is airline maintenance in sydney australia. the culinary one i already got accepted in, only one year for a diploma all paid for by a scholarship. and the other i applied for and i have to wait to see what theyll say. both are paid for and have a job waiting for me when im done. im just afraid being old fucks my aircraft maintenance application. also anyone here just starting over? my best advice to prevent yourselves from fucking up like me is dont help out family members, they will only drag you down, and move in silence, focus on yourself. im lucky ive got friends that are helping me out and a family that owns a home."}
+{"text":"833▶ anon is correct. there's no point to be a good wageslaver if you don't have a gf."}
+{"text":"Hey faggot european, youre in your mid 30s. Its not the time for \"trying things out\" any more. Hope this helps"}
+{"text":"i have dual citizenship between the us and a european country so you transitioned from tutorial mode to nightmare mode. you are the trannie of citizenships ."}
+{"text":"the employment is going to be in saudi arabia, its part of a paid program"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"TRVTHNUKE"}
+{"text":"Im black and we are going to kill every single one of you rats on the entire planet. 110 will be the final time"}
+{"text":"Look at the nose and the big Jew mouth on goldstein"}
+{"text":"Toby"}
+{"text":"goldstein"}
+{"text":"Why would you drop a man with a nuke? Seems like it would be painful."}
+{"text":"AAAARRRG EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN!!! WEF SAID THEY ARE GOING INTO GOOOLD 1.2% drop You guys do remember that the US has been stockpiling in precious metals since the 1800's right?"}
+{"text":"Day 3 of snailposting every day until BCH is at 1k"}
+{"text":"HR is rabidly delusional and representative of complete corporate authoritarianism. They don't want you to have a SINGLE independent thought or they will give your job in a hearbeat to a destitute Filipino single mother. You are NOT allowed to ask questions. You are NOT allowed to ask for a job. You are NOT allowed to criticize the holy brand image and the lazy girl social media jobs. GO FUCK YOURSELF, GOY."}
+{"text":"Anon, if women are no longer sent to adult daycare then our fake and gay economy will face a massive recession on account of a drastic decline in consumer spending. Getting ghosted by HR is a vital part of keeping the retards who account for over 85% of spending happy"}
+{"text":"If you ask about salary in the first interview it tells us you are selfish and don't really care about the company and put your own interests over ours. Kek - because the company always has the employees best interest at heart, right? Nice b8 m8"}
+{"text":"W-what happens when there's no more to spend?"}
+{"text":"how much money do you make now at your current job? what are your salary expectations for this role? NO YOU CANT ASK US HOW MUCH WE PAY FOR THE POSITION HOW DARE YOU"}
+{"text":"Hey, I think I just heard someone say the word \"paid\" YOU TWO WEREN'T TELLING EACH OTHER YOUR SALARIES, WERE YOU??? THAT IS GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION"}
+{"text":"What's a good stablecoin to hold?"}
+{"text":"usdc"}
+{"text":"Probably just USDC. That being said the only reason I am holding USDC right now is because the exchange rate for the USD and my currency is dogshit right now because trump is doing that shit on purpose. I want to wait until it's better to max the amount I can withdraw. anyway buy some other asset that actually goes up instead of stablecoins"}
+{"text":"KAU/KAG"}
+{"text":"a currency backed by fiat we’ve reached levels of retardation previously unimaginable"}
+{"text":"fiat currencies backed by the faith stablecoins backed by the fiat crypto backed by the stablecoins Kek the house of cards is tumbling and more and more people are getting BOB'd bitcoin offramp blacklisting"}
+{"text":"I’m going to time the market this time"}
+{"text":"Why can't we crypto guys have some happy weeks?"}
+{"text":"Almost everything in tech is pure hype and investment fraud these days. When something actually useful comes out, YOU know it because people adopt it rapidly and other companies copy it. Check: Segways, 3D glasses, Google Glasses, AR, VR, NFT, Metaverse, AI, Crypto, voice assistants, blockchain everything. Now it is Domestic Robot Servants... Again."}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"this thread is a bottom signal for crypto and a top signal for PMs"}
+{"text":"Because most white young men bought and it is the easiest way to control this part of the demographic. If white young men make no money they do not even lift a finger. Most of them are also unemployed. When you think about micro and macro economy factors like manipulation of a said demographic you VILL understand why they torture us all until total submission. Maybe we will see some pumps but only after every spirit is broken and they can mold you into anything they want to through propaganda that you read while bored because you cannot afford to go out anymore. Makes sense?"}
+{"text":"So better give the fuck up already or else this can go on forever"}
+{"text":"If I keep buying altcoins will I eventually have a lot of money? I have like 300k invested and am hoping a one more bull run will knock me into real money. I have a 401k and IRA to so it's not all crypto."}
+{"text":"if you have not gotten rich with crypto by now you never will"}
+{"text":"Mine"}
+{"text":"This is definitely my fear. I just need everything to bed in the green again"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's more left in this bullrun This is a bull run? Oh no..."}
+{"text":"I'm holding it and I'm not moving it unless you address me as High Commander."}
+{"text":"Ok high commander sell like a dollars worth or LARP."}
+{"text":"If I’m being honest, if a coin is going to moon, one retard holding a little supply is not going to stop or impede it from succeeding. Wouldn’t it be a good thing that someone trusted or put in a significant amount like that into a small cap coin? Especially if he’s holding stuff that has mooned in the past."}
+{"text":"Thats not how it works on Solana. People wont even touch a touch a shitcoin that has 1 person holding that much of the supply. Solana traders are all obsessed with on-chain metrics."}
+{"text":"bump for justice"}
+{"text":"What’s going to happen when the kike bankers run out of physical silver? Ww3? No new iPhone? Confiscation?"}
+{"text":"Resource wars that seem ridiculous to normal people. Central banks simultaneously crashing their economies around the world at same time."}
+{"text":"top signal"}
+{"text":"Are children of the devil! Amen “We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.” 42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."}
+{"text":"My little brother was born in 1995 and he has been stacking for like 7 years now."}
+{"text":"why zoomers always think they specifically were impacted by covid 19 I lost my job nigga never found a job that paid as much as that one jeets everywhere"}
+{"text":"Assalamu alaikum! Are your investments halal?"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Only rich people get to be alone. No need to clock in at an office or job-site and be around other humans for money. No need to grocery shop when you can have everything delivered. Buy a robot that can cut your hair. Money is freedom from both life stress, and other people."}
+{"text":"just get a wfh job and do curbside pickup at the grocery store."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I totally agree with you, OP. Most 4chan users are low IQ and they love to be a contrarian, but you're totally right. Even if you live in a small town. I have a place in the city and a house in a town in the mountains. Jesuschrist, you hear the fucking dogs people have in their mansions. But it's like that everywhere. Silence and freedom are really expensive."}
+{"text":"Buy a robot that can cut your hair. Or just don't be a fucking zoomer and cut your hair yourself with a normal cut."}
+{"text":"My family isn't very wealthy, so I'm always trying to earn money somehow, but it's really hard to find anything suitable. Maybe someone knows of a way. The problem is, I can't take on a part-time job. We make cheese at home and try to sell it, but business is going poorly. It's sad because my father invests almost all his money into it, even though it's so small."}
+{"text":"I have enough money in my retirement accounts to the point where I can contribute absolutely nothing and still have compound interest to get me to a point where I can retire comfortably in my mid-late 50s provided the US does not collapse or some shit like that. But I barely have any money in my taxable account. Should I focus on just putting money in my taxable going forward so I can let it compound and be financially independent earlier?"}
+{"text":"Bottom signal"}
+{"text":"They expected one of us in the wreckage"}
+{"text":"thanks fren, now we can go back up again"}
+{"text":"When should I sell my silver."}
+{"text":"Why im stacking small junk coins"}
+{"text":"lol giga-optimist, I think it will never cross the 1:1. Would be really cool though."}
+{"text":"lol lmao even Imagine having to lay out these rocks for a photo when you could simply take a screenshot of your BSV balance"}
+{"text":"try to catch a falling knife unc thinks pms are electronic coins ::skull::"}
+{"text":"It looks so beautiful though. This is why I'd never buy precious metal with the intention to sell and make profit. Me like shiny rocks."}
+{"text":"Crypto goes down people on!/biz/ cry instead of buying low"}
+{"text":"low holy newfag, the bear market started 2 months ago"}
+{"text":"Still too early."}
+{"text":"Btc is at a high right now m8"}
+{"text":"Dome theorist niggers are signaling the bottom for the 1000th time...."}
+{"text":"The more this happens, the further the price will go down. The theft rigging is coming to an end: the fool supply has dwindled, the long term holders are experiencing the BOB'ing bitcoin offramp blacklisting. They get your cash, you receive a number on a screen thst can no longer be converted back to any currency. Shills and maxi's try to deny this, but its only becoming more prevalent as they hope it doesnt happen to them too."}
+{"text":"I finally gave a try to the shitlana casino and now I am stuck holding this bs. Can any zoomer let me know wtf is happening? I got 0.2 and I cannot sell at all. Coin is not rugged, it is at 22k mcap and nobody buys or sells anymore"}
+{"text":"Yea but 22k of money is stuck in that fucking hell hole? Why can't we take it to 0. So much liq is stuck in that thing lmfao"}
+{"text":"22k stuck isn't that much by a lot of these shitcoin's standards There are a million ways to fuck with a contract to scam someone"}
+{"text":"But the mcap is still at 22k Whats the liquidity? If its 0 the marketcap doesnt mean shit."}
+{"text":"Just post the contract so we cna check"}
+{"text":"I cannot post shit seems like jannies banned shilling idk looks like pic related"}
+{"text":"Remember, Bitcoin is the solution"}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"61674044 reddit post, go back. Meanwhile people are losing their personal fortunes to bitcoin offramp blacklisting (bob'ing)"}
+{"text":"Remember, Bitcoin SV is the solution"}
+{"text":"I voted for this"}
+{"text":"Nigger it's less than 2%"}
+{"text":"you win, tranny"}
+{"text":"he's not crashing it hard enough honestly incompetent old fart"}
+{"text":"Every pullback is an opportunity"}
+{"text":"Guess what I just did to my foreskin"}
+{"text":"Do you guys understand just how big of a fucking deal stablecoins are?"}
+{"text":"Actually, i've got another question: Do we tax them? And if not - why not?"}
+{"text":"I’ve been hearing this for years. All hype and a lackluster performance. When will mass adoption of stablecoins finally start? Tethers been around for a decade and the entire stablecoin market is still under $300bn."}
+{"text":"They are using an US asset so they should be liable to US tax after all. Answer or i'll file a fraud complaint."}
+{"text":"T0k3n n0t r3qu1r3d"}
+{"text":"\"stable\" tied to USD no thanks"}
+{"text":"BREAKING: Trump: Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Finland to face 10% tariff beginning February 1 over Greenland matter. Will increase by at June 1 to 25%"}
+{"text":"I hope this prick dies already so he stops fucking up the price of bitcoin fucking nigger is the reason I'm down on these shitcpins since last year"}
+{"text":"Honestly the fact that trump is such a narcissistic retard that puts it all into plain text is refreshing because the US, obviously, does not fucking care about Europe or democracy. Destroying nordstream was a massive blunder for the US too, it benefits China more than it benefits the US since it's making german manufacturing too expensive. But sure american companies can profit some by selling weapons to ukraine and LNG to europe as german industry rots away while for example chinese EVs slowly take over killing the european market. Great fucking job assholes. The only real reason trump wants greenland is because he thinks it would look cool on a map and he wants to punish other countries using tariffs, there is no other logical reason. Denmark is already a nato ally, there are nato bases on greenland, trade deals could be set up to allow us companies to extract resources. In a healthy democracy he would have been unilaterally deposed and imprisoned for the shit he's doing, most recently trying to take direct control of the fed. South korea is putting the previous president on death row for less."}
+{"text":"I am a European non-EU resident (Balkans). EU is primarily an economic synchronization mechanism and does not imply political agreement. There is no \"Europe\" in the political sense of presenting a unified front, and the most recent example of EU member soldier expedition to Greenland was only a fig leaf. When the German economy collapses, the Euro currency will collapse with it, and then it's every country for itself."}
+{"text":"Antisemitic piece of shit."}
+{"text":"You underestimate how utterly fucking retarded most amerifats are."}
+{"text":"Day 187 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"I AM SO TIRED OF THIS BEAR MARKET. STOP SELLING"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me how a slight tariff on countries that don't matter whatsoever is suppose to effect the stock prices of companies that don't make profit and never have?"}
+{"text":"EVEYTHINGS TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED SELL SELL SELL THE SKY IS FALLING IT'S FUCKING OVER GET OUT WHILE THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT JESUS CHRIST THESE ARE THE END TIMES SELL SELL SELL"}
+{"text":"why would the president threatening war with europe over not getting a nobel peace prize make people nervous?"}
+{"text":"war with Europe LOL damn boomers really are this fucking stupid thanks for the buy signal"}
+{"text":"kek its 6 months too early for this post"}
+{"text":"Fuck the orange nigger faggot. He ruined everything. Now I'll never get rich."}
+{"text":"I'm not looking forward to Tom Clancy End War the Movie this year explain it to me like I'm a zigger in a trench somewhere getting droned"}
+{"text":"Now I'll never get rich skill issue. why dedicate so much energy to seething over professional wrestling"}
+{"text":"Uhh you’re welcome? You’ve been fecklessly bitching about us for years and we just handed it to you on a silver platter. Now go deal with the muslims"}
+{"text":"I voted for this"}
+{"text":"Americans once more proving their immense retardation. Hey we’re annexing all of you and you’re gonna be our vassals Wtf we have to pay for your defense now??? This is so unfair!!!1!1"}
+{"text":"Anyone else like to pretend their interested in buying a car at a dealership? Waste their time, then saying you're not interested in buying a car, watching their faces go pale?"}
+{"text":"i just did this and until we can buy directly from the manufacturer and sidestep the (((dealer))) it's the only way to have a not so terrible experience."}
+{"text":"you need a license to test drive a car, 3rd worlder"}
+{"text":"You're going to end up buying a car because you are such a easily manipulated faggot kek"}
+{"text":"Yes, for the free coffee and to eyeball fuck the hot receptionist"}
+{"text":"So called tire-kickers. It is just part of the job. You will encounter these types in almost any job working directly with sales to the end consumer. I think they are fascinating in how their heads work or don't work. After being in the business for a while you can often sniff them out early on."}
+{"text":"Imagine how much money this could make if they just put ads in it"}
+{"text":"Gemini for general queries, Claude for code and projects, Grok is also decent."}
+{"text":"And I noticed every time I edited it they just edited it back to the wrong version. I never tried to make another edit on that shit website again all wiki editors are the worst kinds of obese autistic retards who talk about how they heckin love science and work as a barista and have a phd in chemistry or something. I was trying to edit a fan wiki, providing multiple sources for it and this one dude (who wasn't even a mod) kept autistically changing it back because he \"didn't like the source\" even though it was literally an official source with the correct info. Autists need to be aborted in the womb, it's the only solution."}
+{"text":"grokipedia Imagine unironically sucking musky dick like this."}
+{"text":"go back to troonsky libtard"}
+{"text":"trust the science fags are not autists you tourist"}
+{"text":"Call it"}
+{"text":"Check a block explorer kid!"}
+{"text":"Its ready"}
+{"text":"its over, this shit will never break out"}
+{"text":"My eth thesis... was invalidated?"}
+{"text":"Sorry Bobo, not this time."}
+{"text":"ummm mumubro... its still going down...."}
+{"text":"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Look again."}
+{"text":"its back under 90k again"}
+{"text":"BAHAHAGAHAHA fuck off baggie"}
+{"text":"I voted for this."}
+{"text":"fuck Donald Trump"}
+{"text":"congrats on the win tranny"}
+{"text":"thank you, great advice. I'm loaded up and ready for price discovery. I'm still buying the occasional round or two, even at this price."}
+{"text":"Stupid advice if you live within the United States where the most demand for Platinum is occurring yet has jack shit out of it's only mine that couldn't keep full production people when Palladium fell in price. Anywhere outside the USA then you might be correct as war might be coming, in the USA demand will keep it growing long term, short term not so much."}
+{"text":"With the GSR what it is, I’ve been thinking about possibly transitioning some of my silver into gold. I’ve got 6oz of gold and ~800oz silver, and 2 100oz bars that I was debating using to buy gold buffs. I'd wait for 1:40 GSR or lower, depending on spot, of course. If silver keeps ripping off faces, I might switch to gold sooner. If gold hits 6-8k range sooner, i'd keep waiting. Nice to see you nadeko senpai"}
+{"text":"Posting your (unaesthetic) numbers is absolutely insane."}
+{"text":"This is not a bubble, it's a squeeze. A buy in is not going to be possible anymore at all soon."}
+{"text":"2930 is the gap! I checked the piss, it ll probably overshoot it to 2850."}
+{"text":"HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH"}
+{"text":"Sminen boy cool crypto is saved"}
+{"text":"HE THOUGH HE COULD ESCAPE THE ETERNAL CRAB"}
+{"text":"crab It's going straight back to 400."}
+{"text":"the golden crab demands a sacrifice for the pump balance must be restored"}
+{"text":"It's going straight back to 400. was hoping to get XX.XX more under 400"}
+{"text":"Forget trying to make it on Monero, Monero just seems incredibly important to diversify into. Should be seen less as a major investment move and more as a digital bug-out bag."}
+{"text":"90k rejected 3k rejected"}
+{"text":"cme gap incoming"}
+{"text":"day 341 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil do you think upcoming Perfect Order will be a flop or investible?"}
+{"text":"crazy"}
+{"text":"I do like though that cards have a rarity to them, unlike with pokemon. For pokemon the value is for the most part tied to the condition of the card (for modern shit at least). But for sports cards it can be scratched up have a dent in it, whatever if it's a 1 of 1. and has an autograph it's still going to do numbers. Gives people more of an incentive to keep their cards raw and not graded which I prefer I think grading cards is a meme"}
+{"text":"By chance, are you hispanic?"}
+{"text":"why do you keep asking kek"}
+{"text":"Crypto takes a massive shit retards spamming WEF retardation about muh gold, not knowing the US's massive gold reserves stock market down 1.4% after raising 12% on the year It's not the economy's fault, you such as investing"}
+{"text":"Just checked my portfolio"}
+{"text":"longed ETH today"}
+{"text":"lmao I literally made 1.2 million dollars this year on gold and silver miners holy fuck imagine being a cryptocuck still"}
+{"text":"you voted for this"}
+{"text":"embarrassing honestly"}
+{"text":"Gold of course. Goldchads stay winning for millenia"}
+{"text":"I guess NVDA will do a x8 at some point?"}
+{"text":"Gamespot"}
+{"text":"I just bought a bunch of gold at ath..did I fuck up ? Planning to hold for decades anyways"}
+{"text":"You made the right decision, this orange nigger will unironically pump Gold to $8000 per oz"}
+{"text":"No treasuries as neutral reserve asset is dead it might pullback here and there but 10 years for now"}
+{"text":"It was seizing russian assets"}
+{"text":"why is CCIP doing less than $500 daily?"}
+{"text":"The only legendary link trader sold at $20 for eth and btc and the entire thread was just people calling him a retard / fudder"}
+{"text":"if i had told you years ago when you bought link, that not only would you not be rich, but in 2026 you would be consumed by tracking a random dude beating off... what would you have said?"}
+{"text":"The only legendary link trader sold at $20 for eth and btc and the entire thread was just people calling him a retard / fudder yep! to this day, that's the best trade in nubiz (post '17) history he was literally posting screenshots of the trade and the cult still didn't believe him lmfao"}
+{"text":"just to bring it back to the topic... how crazy is it how much the cult lies about things going \"live\" it's like they get off on deceiving people these are really really nasty people"}
+{"text":"for fucks sake just stop even the shills have given up, in case you haven't noticed"}
+{"text":"Let's say that I don't know almost anything about \"Business & Finance,\" but I have 1 million dollars to invest for 80 years, and I won't touch the money for 80 years. What to do to get the highest maximum return after 80 years from now?"}
+{"text":"SPY does not exist in its current form in 80 years probably no"}
+{"text":"Yes. We are increasingly and exceedingly rushing headfirst to total globalization. EVERYTHING is going to be tokenized and international. In 80 years we will most likely exist in a world post fiat currency - in a world split into REGIONS, not nations."}
+{"text":"you have to be 18 to read this board and lurk for another two years before posting frogs, so you'd be at least 100 years old by the time you cash out your investment. what's the point?"}
+{"text":"not that bad for spy"}
+{"text":"Why the negative mindset?"}
+{"text":"Champ? Sorry to wake you. I thought you might want to stay up late and watch 90k crack with me?"}
+{"text":"cracks below 90 spikes tomorrow to 95 crabs no thanks bobo"}
+{"text":"CHAMP! GET DOWNSTAIRS AND COME WATCH IT CRACK! YOUR MOM WANTS TO WATCH THIS AS A FAMILY!"}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"you fucking dirty bastard bitch, it's not funny, not fuck."}
+{"text":"There's nothing here, anon. Board is dead. Crypto is dead. Read a book, talk to a friend. Stop doing these stupid captchas to reply and train these bots. Bee free"}
+{"text":"fuck you and your copper shilling, buy an ad"}
+{"text":"He's right, you know."}
+{"text":"What are you talking about? Laughing about Trump and the american hegemony falling is hilarious. T. A succesful person who has been on 4chan since 2008."}
+{"text":"Not true, there are a bunch of yuropoors and redditors who inhale their dicks here."}
+{"text":"Fuck you, the USA and its retarded Jew orange puppet. The rest of the world doesn't care about the Jewnited States how do you even inhale a dick?"}
+{"text":"For me it's swifty."}
+{"text":"Wishing all intcels a good day."}
+{"text":"We are basically telling the welfare queens of western europe to pay up Pay for what? Defense? They were already on the path towards re-militarization. Trade imbalance is meaningless schizo-babble, and most of their stupid welfare schemes were at least partially funded by buying American Debt, which we of course benefit from. What resources exactly is Western Europe sucking-up? while cozying up to eastern europe. You mean the other half of the EU? The same EU we're getting into a pointless pissing match with? That's how we're going to cozy up to Eastern Europe?"}
+{"text":"how much in your retirement accounts for that to habben"}
+{"text":"Taxable is nice because LCTG is going to cost About half what ordinary income rate will cost. Just keep pumping all your accounts to max level and definitely use a HSA if possible. (I dont qualify for a roth so im maxing an HSA instead)"}
+{"text":"How do i invest in the Chinese Century?"}
+{"text":"There's not going to be a 'Chinese Century'"}
+{"text":"Millenia?"}
+{"text":"Learn chinese"}
+{"text":"Mental illness."}
+{"text":"just load up on BABA. If china enters a century of prosperity all those people are going to be buying stupid shit online just like every other country."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this shit"}
+{"text":"Im asking why is my currency tanking like no tomorrow"}
+{"text":"do you not watch the news?"}
+{"text":"Currency trading is a complete fucking scam."}
+{"text":"Japan and Europe are finally ending the subhuman US-UK-Russia hedgemony God bless."}
+{"text":"I saw that."}
+{"text":"lol lmao"}
+{"text":"Larry Flink (Black Rock): Interest on the US debt is ultimately what's predicted to destroy the US economy. That debt payments will eventually grow out of control, and the dollar will be abandoned because it essentially turns into monopoly money. A fair amount of folks believe the US debt is already out of control, which is why they're swapping to actual long-term assets like precious metals, nuclear goods, or refinement."}
+{"text":"We're running 2 trillion dollar deficits and avg 120% debt to gdp for 5 years now like do people not understand how percents and large numbers work, theyre issuing 80+% treasuries in tbill form so interest payments are piling in and compounding faster like wheres the inflation coming from I dont know, its all the feds fault fucking pieces of shit retards"}
+{"text":"nothing will ever cure our deficit. face facts, american exceptionalism is a lie and the best years were several decades ago. just look at the state of our economy, where the strongest and probably only growth is limited to online ad sales, cloud computing, and trillion dollar data centers for LLM chat bots that can't do shit. it's over."}
+{"text":"Buy the top goy"}
+{"text":"Why is no one asking Larry or Jamie Dimon why they both expressed this exact same opinion at the same time? I find that highly curious."}
+{"text":"Absolutely true. It's because they no longer want to support democratic solutions to global finance and want to go full mask off corporate takeover of world governments probably. And yet every time you say this I feel obligated to point out our average maturity is still near highs"}
+{"text":"Ooh a fighting goblin kawaii little cutesie"}
+{"text":"Ag 925/1000 good enough? The government mine/mint currently prints only these"}
+{"text":"Just what the world needed. Lesbian pirate goblins."}
+{"text":"Why are there like 5 PMG threads right now haha Today is a great day it seems. Updated value"}
+{"text":"did you say thankyou to the Crypto President?"}
+{"text":"and Linkies still worship Sergey keeek"}
+{"text":"I wish I had been 'scammed' into buying DJT stock in 2023, then 'scammed' into buying MSTU stock in 2024, then after Trump won it would have been great to be scammed into buying TSLL. I still think about how I could have made like 700k in 3 months."}
+{"text":"Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for ending Operation Choke Point 2.0 and making it safe for crypto teams to build and innovate again. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for appointing Uyeda, Pierce, Sacks, Lutnick and Bessent, all crypto bulls, to important regulatory and administrative positions. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for freeing Ross, a hero of early Bitcoin and a great man. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for establishing a BTC strategic reserve. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for shutting down CBDCs. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for allowing DeFi and self-custody to continue. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for supporting builders, entrepreneurs, innovators, optimists, idealists and dreamers. I'm sorry, Mr Crypto President, that some retards think your job is to personally pump the altcoin market, rather than to set policy. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for everything."}
+{"text":"Don't suck his orange cack too hard, anon"}
+{"text":"BTCUSD Bitshit can't even hold value against a dying currency. Post the BTCEUR chart to show the crude reality."}
+{"text":"Guys, you need to get those printers going fast"}
+{"text":"collapsing The line is going up retard"}
+{"text":"you should not be here"}
+{"text":"no immigrants rumao"}
+{"text":"no immigrants"}
+{"text":"not to any significant degree"}
+{"text":"Check vixcentral (if you understand it). Bobros are in FULL control."}
+{"text":"tfw im 31 years old and still havent made it"}
+{"text":"could be worse you could be indian"}
+{"text":"Im 32 Now that I qualify for disability benefits, I am trying to see that as having \"made it\""}
+{"text":"based. you made it. youocanchill and invest your neetbux. im 35 and i only have 6 bitcoins. i have to wait another 5 years until i make it. but im going on holiday for the entire 2026."}
+{"text":"i'm 27 and same. it's so over"}
+{"text":"Bangali 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"Dude there's no charges on the account right after I get the fucking money!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Bangali Early For Cash Advances."}
+{"text":"Bangali Likes To Be Early For Cash Advances."}
+{"text":"Bangali Still 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"parents spent everything on retirement sold their house to downsize into a boomer village they just eat toast and beans with some form of processed meat I will literally inherent nothing"}
+{"text":"do you have a child? no? then why would you deserve generational wealth?"}
+{"text":"My boomer parents are the complete opposite. They have a massive fortune they said I will inherit. They even know the retirement home scam and are going out of their way to avoid it so i get everything"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure all they figured out was how to open \"Quality Learing Centers\" to defraud the taxpayers. I don't really consider that to be particularly virtuous, but you do you. non sequitur retard."}
+{"text":"nooo stop noticing things that destroy my feeble argument No, I don't think I will."}
+{"text":"sold their house to downsize into a boomer village they eat cheap food Not sure what you mean by boomer village, is it some high service charge area or something? Otherwise this sounds like something a boomer is supposed to do? Why the fuck would you still live in an area where people work? Why the fuck would you stay in a 5 bedroom house you raised your kids in? Boomers do far worse."}
+{"text":"Why is it that men smell so much especially our genitals like if you've been at a sperm clinic, you know the distinct smell of thousands of mens' sperm. Yet women's vaginas don't really smell like anything, women literally don't smell"}
+{"text":"Women smell like piss because they don't wipe and then spray a bunch of perfume to mask the oder"}
+{"text":"Jerking off in the shower isn't actually sex though, no matter how passionate your mental fantasy."}
+{"text":"my wife didnt clean her ass enough before I fucked her last night and all I could smell was day old shit."}
+{"text":"Wow, for a second I thought this was /b/ not /biz/"}
+{"text":"sodomy is gay yes very very gay 17-19 years is when pussy can smell/taste naturally good after that its heavily dependent on hygiene and diet"}
+{"text":"It's time to ban private ownership of gold and silver"}
+{"text":"Impossible for the government to do this these days The internet allows people to own tokenized anything no matter where they are Only solution to money is unironically peg it to something like a state created cryptocurrency"}
+{"text":"Based. US private companies shouldn't own precious metals to produce goods. Only chinese firms should be allowed to own them."}
+{"text":"Seething crypto nigger"}
+{"text":"that's not true at all you're just old"}
+{"text":"You gotta find ways to cope. A lot of depressed and lonely men join hiking groups, go to salsa lessons, become spiritual, that kind of thing. Our body is a prison and some men become too self-aware. This self-awareness was crucial too survive, but it has evolved too much. You gotta quit 4chan and find ways to cope. I had this based friend, kinda racist and edgy, but he ended up accepting his fate and started dating a Peruvian that looks very native American. Now he is really happy, he spends his weekends with her family, 30 little peruvians, they all go to the park, play volleyball, listen to ethnic latino music... you gotta normie up, brother."}
+{"text":"Just read a post by some 57yo dude talking about why he voted clinton in 1992 I applied to 40 jobs and was turned down from all of them That's been literally my entire life and it's never gotten better lol. Gen X and boomers had it so comparatively easy it blows my mind."}
+{"text":"The party is only just now getting started"}
+{"text":"No, it’s true. Even the aging people were more lively back when I was younger. Everything feels dead and soulless these days"}
+{"text":"Could we finally dump to 2850? Its obvious cz ll kill all the longs there, but when? I am getting impatient!"}
+{"text":"Patience is part of investing, you'll get burned if you rush. DCA and go find a hobby."}
+{"text":"I am waiting for this since 3k, 2850 has a ton of liquidation plus an etha gap at ~2930, i am just inpatient because this impotent nigger cz is not fast enough with his wm scam!"}
+{"text":"Boomers won Ben Garrison won Basedlennials and zoom zooms lost Stonetoss lost"}
+{"text":"I mean I want to buy a new car too but I'm only thinking like $10k-23k ish. And I would buy it with my paper, not my shinies."}
+{"text":"Stacklet"}
+{"text":"Why do you care how other people invest? It’s like religion - nobody cares about what you think since it’s a personal thing. I never give investment or religious advice to anyone and just stay in my lane."}
+{"text":"can we just uhhhh, return to silver certificates?"}
+{"text":"How to invest in Australia? I was looking at the combank pocket app, and just throwing money into the international index fund, but i would like a non app interface, something one an desktop and not a phone. Is there a not app based, but actual website that offers a similar international index fund, or should i use the pocket app? right now i can afford maybe $1000 a month at most because i went back to school and work part time, but in about two years i'll easily be able to invest 500 weekly, , and hopefully in 5 years that can go up to 1000+.a week. I regret not starting sooner."}
+{"text":"who shorted silver?"}
+{"text":"The madman did it again"}
+{"text":"Thank you Saylor, i was starting to get worried it might go up again"}
+{"text":"unironically uses “hodl”"}
+{"text":"It's basically saylorcoin at this point"}
+{"text":"He is fighting the bears"}
+{"text":"Post BTC Stacks $300"}
+{"text":"Bangali Finish Cash Advances Jan 30th!"}
+{"text":"It's 1 Week From Now."}
+{"text":"White Kid Pooped With His BF."}
+{"text":"Bangali bought a TV!"}
+{"text":"Bangali 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"ERM YOU'RE TRADING TOO MUCH SO WE'RE JUST GONNA STEAL YOUR FUNDS what's going on with this piece of shit exchange?"}
+{"text":"Not your keys, not your coins. But in all seriousness what happened?"}
+{"text":"happened to me too about years ago. luckily they confiscated only a couple grand but still same with gateio chinks are gonna chink"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to that anon who was trying to get his funds out of there? I remember him making daily threads for a little while. Maybe about six months ago?"}
+{"text":"Damn. Any single leverage exchange actually safe to trade? I know theres dexes like hype but seems like you're just asking to get targeted on there."}
+{"text":"2026 Still cexing Wtf?!"}
+{"text":"Why is Greenland so important all of the sudden?"}
+{"text":"It's coordinated the Europeans need to get their hippy societies to spend more on defense theyre using their populations hatred for trump against them, the dollar was looking like it was going to strengthen so here come the tariffs etc. This is all the feds fault all of it"}
+{"text":"It's for that weapon system and we can not place it on allies' ground, it has to be our ground for some reason."}
+{"text":"arctic wilderness you mean the barren frozen fucking wasteland with no life whatsoever? Holy fuck you ecofags are so delusional. I can understand not stripmining a beautiful mountain range or not destroying the amazon rainforest (which is being destroyed by fucking s.oy beans btw), but you're going to get upset over digging into a literal sheet of lifelesse ice? Fucking retard."}
+{"text":"No one gives a shit about polar mining. We're conquering Greenland and renaming it Trumpland for the lolz."}
+{"text":"Putin Trump's friend and mentor. back to r.eddit retard Bibi is trumps master and mentor. Putin is irrelevant to US subversion. Lurk moar before posting and embarrassing yourself."}
+{"text":"NOT MY INTERNET MONEY MAMA!!!!"}
+{"text":"Keeping some stables is a gold mine in this niggermarket to be desu."}
+{"text":"if it feels like another 60% drop is coming, that's because it is"}
+{"text":"MAMAAAAAA OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOH"}
+{"text":"Bitcoin will drop over 60% soon. Get out while you can. Save yourself!"}
+{"text":"It always comes down to gold and silver. And Bioshock for some reason."}
+{"text":"Why have we been in a bear run for a year? the answer is always go short, even when shorts pile up and outnumber longs."}
+{"text":"boburry bros, are we ready"}
+{"text":"APOLOGIZE"}
+{"text":"This. OMG so much this."}
+{"text":"Whatever the twitter trannies think is wrong."}
+{"text":"All these chart niggers be like \"No it doesn't need a blow off top, it's more like 2019 price action!\" then \"It HAS to collapse back down like 2022!\""}
+{"text":"Whats the next big thing for Link that will lead to price action this year?"}
+{"text":"I genuinely think this has a high chance of being the case. By the time we get another run it'll have seen a further 30% dilution and realistically we're not seeing 2017/2021 hype levels again. By the time 2028 comes crypto will be near enough 20 years old. There will be parents who were born after crypto."}
+{"text":"It'll probably start on a Friday. The banks will announce a security action necessitating their computers to go offline all weekend. Digital money will disappear. Followed by the detonation of strategic electromagnetic pulse bombs to knock out major grids in what will seem like an attack on the West by terrorists or Russia. You will be reimbursed in CBDCs interlinked by CCIP."}
+{"text":"Besides the Clarity act dying...nothing. There's not even a bug bounty for a new version of staking. I'm pessimistic."}
+{"text":"They announce they wont sell anymore link for 10 years"}
+{"text":"Moving ahead with staking v1 would mean actually making the link token fundamental to the network which they don't actually want to do as it's just their funding token."}
+{"text":"My ETH got outperformed by a bank savings account."}
+{"text":"its going to zero"}
+{"text":"up and up and up it goes, where it stops, only the jew knows"}
+{"text":"stop is very imminent, historically speaking"}
+{"text":"Historically, when has the worlds largest manufacturing economy labeled silver as a stragic export and began greter control measures on its buying and selling?"}
+{"text":"david seaman predicted this"}
+{"text":"the jew has lost control he fears the chinaman"}
+{"text":"only the jew knows except they don't since they took paper bets and now this fucking thing is out of control and China is laughing in Chinese while throwing silver around like confetti."}
+{"text":"you're just taking the piss, aren't you?"}
+{"text":"pls no"}
+{"text":"preem bait"}
+{"text":"retard op coping while the train runs away op standing there looking stupid retard op didn't get any metal when he could many such cases."}
+{"text":"kek now make a thread for $100 bobo we want to laugh some more"}
+{"text":"We must ban private ownership of precious metals. Critical industries need it"}
+{"text":"My silver went missing Officer I think those black people across the street stole it Why do you think that? Because they got new tire rims around the time my silver went missing"}
+{"text":"why didn't you report it? i'm afraid my wife would hit me again if i reported on her boyfriend"}
+{"text":"The amount of fed niggers that would die trying to confiscate silver would be hilarious if it actually was attempted."}
+{"text":"We must gas all kikes. Humanity needs it."}
+{"text":"you sound like a paper baggie. why are you people so fucking stupid?"}
+{"text":"Mentally ill zoomer central in this vid."}
+{"text":"picked up"}
+{"text":"look cool but too noisy"}
+{"text":"the meme tl for this is the best"}
+{"text":"Spice and wolf already exists"}
+{"text":"markets keep dumping and the only thing this dorito colored fat faggot can talk about is Greenland"}
+{"text":"trump hides behind bullet proof glass at many of his speeches. he's an impotent old child molesting orange nigger prole slob who unironically shovels mcdonalds slop into his kike penis receptacle."}
+{"text":"You are talking about this and not him being a pedo so it's working."}
+{"text":"I was me, I posted it anonymously a few times"}
+{"text":"Especially not compared to modern EU. kek"}
+{"text":"he believes it would be a huge embarrassment if he doesn't get it, huge embarrassment v. ww3. The world v. USA. Retard deal by a retard."}
+{"text":"30th of January 2026, get ready"}
+{"text":"The real count continues!"}
+{"text":"billions must BUY"}
+{"text":"idiot"}
+{"text":"The vix is skyrocketing. I cant believe that the 'tariffs war' has anything to do with it."}
+{"text":"prob more to do with the europoors dumping USD"}
+{"text":"My favorite thing is watching my stock picks go up 8% everyday while the broad indexes just impotently grind down. All the fucking boglefaggots can boggle my balls"}
+{"text":"fuck off pajeet"}
+{"text":"indecember 2025 i dumped all my stocks. but not because of america per se. I was expecting a 2026 bear. I still have a bunch of dollars. but i will now also dump them to stick it to the orange man. i normally trade on interactive brokers but i'm going to go go to a E.U platform. fuck orange man. (P.S I used to think orange man is based andw would have voted for him if i was american) but he's gone too far. he's an idiot. kamala was a better choice."}
+{"text":"Why am i doing this to myself?"}
+{"text":"crypto is over give up already"}
+{"text":"if you like buying alts now, you'll love it when they're down another 20%"}
+{"text":"OP bought Jasmy and The Graph"}
+{"text":"How do you know i have some Jasmy?"}
+{"text":"Is your goal to get rich or just be \"okay\"?"}
+{"text":"I will have neither a business or higher paying role."}
+{"text":"My goal is to have enough money to not have to wage anymore. Simple as."}
+{"text":"fuck off you repulsive kikes"}
+{"text":"Yeah you keep the spirits up champ It's so fucking over I can't even describe it But you go have the children you deserve, put them in clownworld as a hated minority, good luck with that, seriously you're gonna need it 99% of people are talking cattle, it's either you accept it or you're keeping your head below the sand. Do whatever makes you feel better, it's not fixable anyway The genepool has been tainted so horribly someone from the 40s with a time machine would recoil in horror at the sight of what the average man has become over the last 80 years But you go have the children you deserve, I'm sure they will be sooo fucking happy to be alive in 2040"}
+{"text":"I just want crypto to stop raping me every single day"}
+{"text":"Well at least we tried. It's not. working out, but that's OK."}
+{"text":"Yeah it looks like its just about over. Glad I gave it a shot."}
+{"text":"there is always tomorrow"}
+{"text":"yeah, sometimes things don't work out but life goes on anyway"}
+{"text":"Just bought 1000 XRP, feeling good."}
+{"text":"the US dollar is collapsing"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"boomer rocks are going vertical"}
+{"text":"Why isn't Bitcorn going up then."}
+{"text":"The only person who is buying is a boomer with a squeaky feminine voice"}
+{"text":"Because metals are going up primarily because China is buying them and making it illegal to sell them back out. They were steadily increasing but now they're pumping like crazy. Every super peak on metals historically has been from some sort of short squeeze like this, but this is the biggest one yet. I wouldn't be too surprised to see $300 an oz depending on how relentless China becomes."}
+{"text":"Just bought BTC!"}
+{"text":"Farhan's Stack Is Just 3x As Much."}
+{"text":"White Kid Waiting At The Deli Past 10 Years. Cheers To Another 10 Years!"}
+{"text":"Nothing has happened in the past 5 minutes. BTC PAAAAAMPIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Also they shoot me this 10 Dayz."}
+{"text":"I only have 0.2 BTC Time to rope"}
+{"text":"Do NOT google gen z networth."}
+{"text":"Where the hell are you that you can pump without paying first? Generally, they let you pump yourself and then give the money to some random gas station worker without even entering the station store in most East European shitholes. This simple thing shows just how far the US has fallen. MFs can't even sip gas."}
+{"text":"Get off our dick gen z"}
+{"text":"Elgin TX still has a gas station where you pump first. But with Austin and Mexicans that will end soon"}
+{"text":"I am 27 and my net worth is 170k € (mostly because of first factory job and investing in tech stocks from 2019 to 2022) Majority of other guys my age are broke, though"}
+{"text":"it's curious that we live in the information age yet most statistics are completely worthless and might as well be made up."}
+{"text":"How do you fags cope with waging?"}
+{"text":"The hope that my paychecks will 100x with crypto. I put every dollar from my paycheck into crypto last week and now the coin I purchased is down 29%."}
+{"text":"I am posting from work, its quite sexy isnt it? ;)"}
+{"text":"work I do maybe an hour of actual work a day, then shitpost on my phone the other seven. I'm probably going to get replaced by AI, aren't I?"}
+{"text":"Is the american economy good right now?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"bro im drowning over here"}
+{"text":"i should have bought silver"}
+{"text":"just hold the bag for 20 years goy retard"}
+{"text":"SILVER COCK SUCKERS CANNOT LEND THEIR ROCKS FOR ADDITIONAL INCOME"}
+{"text":"bagholding silver for 20 years would be an improvement over my worthless crypto bags"}
+{"text":"the things girls have been dampening over for the last decade, silver? Even tho 95% of silver stackers are men, it's more than likely femoids collectively hold x10 more silver than men just from jewelry trinkets alone."}
+{"text":"just hold altcoins for 10 years and lose -90% of your networth goy"}
+{"text":"When is the job market improving? I have been fucking miserable at my job the past 3 years but the market is aids and can't find anything that pays as well. I am completely burned out bros and would quit with a year's savings in cash but I am not confident I will be able to actually find something in a year."}
+{"text":"Most wagies will either be thrown in the meat grinder or sucking dicks for a living"}
+{"text":"when democrats win the midterms"}
+{"text":"Those are rookie noob numbers. Finland has gone sideways for about 20 years"}
+{"text":"unironically never. if you want a good job, move to the nice part of a a top tier 3rd wold country and see what you can get."}
+{"text":"Why would it improve? Labor is only going to become less valuable. The third world is only gonna become more skilled. Ai is only gonna become better. Fiat will only get more inflated. Companies will only become more consolidated. Idk what you're expecting."}
+{"text":"They can still gamble that no one could do anything against it, especially since russia is busy with playing war. It's like the EU kicking out Germany. Also Denmark isn't really in a better position keeping Greenland as a colony, nor is Greenland about to survive on it's own. Move in, give everyone 1 million dollars and then make it into another Panama, seems pretty doable."}
+{"text":"knowledge you hopefully gained One thing I found out, my broker sells my data. It's a huge name too. I sold at market instead of at a fixed rate. There were zero bids anywhere near what my broker it at. That doubled my loss."}
+{"text":"I boughted this lots and lots"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"lmao faggots"}
+{"text":"can't admit when they're wrong Is op a woman?"}
+{"text":"4 months ago, it was \"silver will never go above $50\""}
+{"text":"silver will never be more than 110 dollars fag!"}
+{"text":"It's now $95/toz"}
+{"text":"SURE IT WILL you just have to hold the bag for another 20 years goy!"}
+{"text":"Some of you are alright, don't check your portfolios today."}
+{"text":"Wouldn’t sell it for a loss anyways"}
+{"text":"Already forming a bull cock on the 5m chart. It's over, Bobo."}
+{"text":"Boomer fucks, the crypto comeback will be massive. Just stay, watch and cry"}
+{"text":"Kek faggott bitroons got instant karmad."}
+{"text":"the virgin seetheposter vs the chad esl crypto scalper"}
+{"text":"I am just trying to feed my kids, but trolling these niggers is almost as good as making money by number go up on the scrrleen tech..."}
+{"text":"sir, you are down another -2% today. Are you OK sir?"}
+{"text":"They need to make a sequel to Dumb Money where the whole movie is just Seth Rogen drinking champagne and laughing as he watches apes lose their life savings in towel stocks"}
+{"text":"Day 1615 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M"}
+{"text":"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"qtpatootiesnail uglyfatbear"}
+{"text":"New to stocks but why is tesla most expensive auto stock in NYSE? anything specific about it that makes it stand out that it has such high market value"}
+{"text":"Hype bullshit and elon make it \"stand out\" If I had 10 million, 100k would be on shorting it"}
+{"text":"It’s for the robots. But fuck Jewlon the technocrat transhumanist. Anyone investing in tsla or pltr have no morals"}
+{"text":"you have discovered the most blatant, in-your-face, obvious example of government corruption funneling retarded amounts of money into a shell company that does nothing of value and whose ceo exists to prevaricate according to the agenda of his benefactors"}
+{"text":"I could take the lack of morals if the fundamentals weren't so bad. It is like someone is trying to sell me a papee bag of dog shit and pretending 100 dollars is reasonable for their dogshit"}
+{"text":"All the proof that you need to know that passive index flows + option flows > fundamentals And even more proof that whoever still believes in the “efficient market hypothesis” is a literal retard who needs to go back to the 80s."}
+{"text":"I facetime with homosexuals on snapchat for money"}
+{"text":"Kek maybe. there's actually a good amount of guys who get out of the military and do this with VA disability. I'm the only one I know who sells videos though. I emailed a Japanese dude I saw doing the same thing and he gave me alot of advice."}
+{"text":"Do your show your hole off to strangers on the Internet, anon?"}
+{"text":"If you're doing this in Asia why do you put your vids on non US sites?"}
+{"text":"How can I get into this game? TikTok thirst traps then charge for private calls?"}
+{"text":"You know some of those girls lie about being Japanese? There are gooks and chinks in Japan pretending to be Japanese to get tourists to fuck them for money."}
+{"text":"Check catalog b4 post ok thank you"}
+{"text":"Let's do the thing that made my mom kill herself to make myself feel better I can't tell if this is a contrived motivation or actual female logic in play"}
+{"text":"Doesn't that twitter post just spoil the show by saying her mom killed herself?"}
+{"text":"It's probably gonna be said in the first 10 minutes of episode one."}
+{"text":"My face when my coins go red."}
+{"text":"wild"}
+{"text":"Do you ACTUALLY think that little chipmunk faced hapa from youtube made $3 million in 24 hours when she posted 4-5 CLOTHED pictures? Come on. considering that gachas make billions of dollars why do you think one specific e-girl being lucky is unrealistic?"}
+{"text":"Like everyone else in the thread im highly annoyed that she thinks she \"MAKES\" money, you get DONATED money from pathologically lonely socially destoryed KIDS/(god forbid)MEN."}
+{"text":"Isn't that a weird thing for a leftist to say?"}
+{"text":"The e-girls give them (parasocial) attention, so they give them money for a few seconds attention. It's sad."}
+{"text":"my mother has 70k euros in physical gold"}
+{"text":"Quadrillions of troy oz Ag in the asteroid belt, with some asteroids having millions of oz We need yours SPACENIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"}
+{"text":"My cock deeps into uranus."}
+{"text":"gold, silver and diamonds are common in the universe wood is rare buy forests now"}
+{"text":"convoluted silver FUD I'm not allowing \"muh asteroid mining\" FUD to become memory holed."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"according to american anons becoming dirt poor is all worth it for US ownership of Greenland"}
+{"text":"american anons you mean the bots pretending to be american. literally no one wants this"}
+{"text":"americans are coping and seething about european superiority all over social media it's not just 4chan bots Trump's approval rating is stil at 40% despite all of this stop making excuses for this obese crybaby and his cultist followers"}
+{"text":"social media is 99% bots and the approval polls are fake"}
+{"text":"What are YOU investing in when America is destroyed in WW3 and aliens arrive to guide humanity to enlightenment just in time for Agenda 2030?"}
+{"text":"your asset better be on the elemental chart in such scenario imagine explaining your shitcoin to an ayylien"}
+{"text":"as an european thats what i see. soon enough they will vote themselves in and start the transformation and by then it will be too late"}
+{"text":"Trash heap."}
+{"text":"He thinks the alien colonizers who found a rare habitable planet will allow us natives to \"own\" things Never played Stellaris have you?"}
+{"text":"Chainlink (its made by aliens)"}
+{"text":"How do people manage to work retail or fast food jobs?"}
+{"text":"This poster is brown"}
+{"text":"outside america there's retail unions that don't allow this"}
+{"text":"Poor people do what they gotta do. But yea if you've ever worked Fast Food or Walmart tier retail you're forever a member of the lower class. The taint stays with you forever. Even if you become rich later you will never have class solidarity with people who never worked until they finished university at which they were in a frat or sorority and traveled and did alpine skiing and whatever."}
+{"text":"America was founded as a slave state from the beginning."}
+{"text":"At first I thought those were prisoners."}
+{"text":"Full sarpport SAAARR!"}
+{"text":"They still whined when Obama was President. You can watch those old street interviews from 10 or 15 years ago and see how average people over there feel about us. If they think China is a reliable ally that will protect them and not take advantage of them should they replace us in all their military bases they’re delusional but they would still attack us anyway over them."}
+{"text":"India stands with the US! (Another million jeets will be imported, and you will say \"thank you\")"}
+{"text":"I constantly see flags from butthurt belt countries like Estonia that would be annexed by russia 3 seconds after the US stops protecting them constantly posting seethe at the US. That's what really seals the deal."}
+{"text":"france is whiter than the US also they never elected a nigger as their president t. bulgarian who visited both"}
+{"text":"Why are people allowed off work on Token Nigger Day? This isn't a religious holy day. Why can the government say \"everything's shut down for the day\" and why aren't normalfags working?"}
+{"text":"Because the AIPAC State wants you to worship blacks like gods. So in a sense it is a religious day, they want you worshipping sub-saharans. Instead, I take this day to name the jew and talk about how Malcom X actually named them openly and how he didn't get a worship day because of it. Meanwhile, niggerkang jr., the goodest goy imaginable, never named his jew supporters. He talked about judging nogs by the content of the character, when, of couse, all along it actually was the content of their character which was shit. He talked about niglets and White playing together in a jew-owned future - and this greatly pleased the jew. But alas, nigger fatigue is real, you cannot mandate nigger worship forever, the spirit of truth and secessionism will prevail, and all homogenous non-nigger nations will thrive as the nigger'd nations predictably fall into Zimbabweic ruin. Iudea Delend Est Aeterna. Martin kang sucked cock by choice, and I will not worship a nigger. L'Chayim anons!"}
+{"text":"this is why Europe is winning"}
+{"text":"I bought something on ebay on friday. The guy hasn't even printed out a shipping label yet. I asked him if he was planning on getting around to that. He said it was MLK day, so no. Day 5 has now begun."}
+{"text":"become your own central bank nooo why isn't there constant uncontrolled deflation??"}
+{"text":"nooo why isn't there constant uncontrolled deflation My coins have been deflating almost everyday for exactly 1 year now"}
+{"text":"deflation good"}
+{"text":"buy silver value goes up That's all you have to do"}
+{"text":"And it ll totally disappear in the next few year if it wont become an eth l2. Its just a theory not fud. Maybe i am wrong, i was a few times before...."}
+{"text":"LsSwandra don't give a fuck about yo plans."}
+{"text":"sars do not listen to animes. Buy more Solana pls."}
+{"text":"In 1980, $10 got you about 40 candy bars at roughly 25 cents each. Today that $10 gets you about 3-4 candy bars. The price of silver in 1980 was $50 That’s equalivent to $500 today. Do not listen to the (((official))) inflation numbers. Use product price differences to get a real idea of inflation. Adjusted for today, silvers reasonable price per Troy ounce should be about $2,500"}
+{"text":"They arent real anymore Real ingredients have been replaced with cheap chemical reactions and they are full of gimmicks like \"Share sizes\" that reduce the amount of product sold while increasing the prices Your statistics are wildly off because of these practices"}
+{"text":"desu i havent had a candy bar since 2022. i may go the rest of my life without because the shrinkflation is so disgustingly obvouis its like a middle finger. The least they could do is be less obvouis. Even the dumbest of consumers see it. But hey. They would rather spend millions of dollars getting pictures of pre 2013 candy bar pictures removed from the internet than actually fix the problem"}
+{"text":"my silver longs are doing very nice"}
+{"text":"silver is overpriced"}
+{"text":"/trv/ is a slow board, so don't expect immediate responses. CHECK THE CATALOG – you might find threads already discussing topics you're interested in. Before asking for suggestions, tell /trv/ about your: Budget Interests Level of understanding of the local language(s) This makes it easier to give quality advice. Of course, keep your posts travel related. For all other matters: General culture questions Politics discussion Transportation discussion Outdoors-related discussion Note: Discussions of prostitution or sex tourism are not permitted on /trv/."}
+{"text":"Lmao. This desu"}
+{"text":"Hollywood is forever cursed to have nothing unique"}
+{"text":"Checked. Such a small plot though. I’m sure it’ll just be replaced by another motion simulator"}
+{"text":"Official press release. 170ft spike over city walk Wew lad It's the biggest showbuilding on property. It's so big it has a HHN house stuffed inside of it. Supercharged didnt just take over Earthquake, it also removed the Beetlejuice stage for the extended queue so the actual space available there is immense. It had better be a 10/10 god-tier dark ride. If it's just the same shit but themed to the Night Bus that's a huge missed opportunity"}
+{"text":"My fiance convinced me to visit Istanbul but I want to make sure that I exclusively leave my money to explicitly Christian businesses, how should I go about it?"}
+{"text":"Go to all the instagram places Stick around your hotel Eat at mcdonalds"}
+{"text":"ITT: We crown the king of SEA. Tell your craziest story while in Southeast Asia, could be about anything."}
+{"text":"based. proper /trv/ story."}
+{"text":"Saigon, aka ho chi minh city go to some club, solo meet 2 british milfs getting plastered decide to go bar hopping around the place stay late till sun comes up they live far away so they want to get a hotel nearby I go with them, they book a room, one bed interesting... both have fake tits I enquire and they both show me start sucking on one's tits smash smash again and again lying naked between the 2 of them Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"you'll probably get cockblocked by someone who is already trying to court someone or you might find actual couples. Meh, just part of the game, like back home. Unfortunately some guys prefer to be fags and will just \"guard\" a girl because theyre too scared to make a move themselves. Ultimate soiboy behaviour, but what can you do. Its so easy to meet new people that it doesnt really matter though. Also Im not out to bang a dozen women per week so its whatever. You can tell from a mile they're here for one thing only and it smells of desperation Then they run around online and talk as if paying hookers made them sone kind of adventorous worldly gigachad. I don't mind whoremongers, but get real, you're paying prostitutes not rizzing up girls at a bar. Its the reason SEA coomers get so much hate,I cannot believe how Pathetic you need to be to think that sucky fucky Five dorra is special or a story worth telling."}
+{"text":"old fat geriatrics and weirdos yeah you see them at soi cowboy or nana plaza, out the front of the whore bars. they are some pathetic bastards. i will do everything in my powers not to be like them."}
+{"text":"travel to SEA for 6 months meet tonnes of people created an Instagram to keep in contact with them get home and tell my family all about it nrother finds my account says I must have smashed hundreds of girls of all ethnicities based (no nigs) on my Instagram realise it's 98% women I didn't sleep with a single one was just friends and we hung out, sometimes for hours or multiple times some even to bars to hang out realising I might be the \"gay best friend\" \"haha, yeah, heaps bro\" fuck"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Having issues finding information- looking to book a hotel with private bath/onsen (not hourly) since I have tattoos and the hourly thing makes me feel like I wouldnt be able to relax constantly looking at the time. Ill be in Osaka loop so anywhere 1-2 hours from that. Found 1 place that seemed nice near minoh but the baths are timed and it also has zero info for tattood retards like myself. The links in OP and even googling mostly talk about public ones that allow or timed. Money isnt a factor."}
+{"text":"arima onsen is a 1 hour bus from umeda, you can try and find something there"}
+{"text":"I've been recommended the Dormy Inn chain. I haven't stay in one yet myself but I've booked one for my upcoming trip. Price was good and there is an onsen in all of them."}
+{"text":"Don't go travelling over Chinese New Year edition Post trip plans, past experiences, questions, advice etc in theis thread. No political arguments and no spam please. (anyone replying to your posts with reddit spacing and twitter links is the chinkspammer and can be ignored) old:"}
+{"text":"How is the Shenzhen-Hong Kong border crossing?"}
+{"text":"Would probably work then, but why would you spend 2 hours on the train to leshan there and back then four/five hours on the train to Xi'an all in one day, you'll get barely any time in Leshan and be super tired by the end of the day thus affecting your next day in Xi'an. A bad bit of travel can really ruin your entire day and drain all your energy which is bad (i.e. I got a car from Ruili to Tengchong, driver was fucking retarded and couldn't fit my suitcase in his boot, then took a wrong turn on the motorway making us an hour late, AND made me pay the 160 yuan motorway fee when he originally said it would be 100. Which just made me so tired and that day I just lay in bed in the hotel after arriving) Shanghai no experience Ahahahah you're about 15 years too late With those qualifications you should set your sights a lot, lot lower Try Suihua, Chaoyang city, Xinxiang, Baoding... Any up and coming tier 3 city will take you, but with qualifications that low I don't think you'd have a chance at anywhere in tier 2s like Shijiazhuang or Shiyan. Even they have standards."}
+{"text":"How do I avoid women like this in China? Or are they all like this?"}
+{"text":"at risk of replying to a redditpost... yes this is completely normal for Chinese women, it's how marriage works over there. 1. expects mother in law to care for the child Chinese society does not operate in terms of nuclear families (parents + kids) like the west. Chinese families also include the grandparents, which usually means living with them, then once they retire they do housework, which includes cooking, cleaning, and looking after the kids. In China the woman usually marries into the man's family, and after she has a kid the grandparents will raise and look after it while she keeps working. So this is totally normal in China (also the retirement age for women there is 55 so most grandmothers will be retired to look after their kids). The concept of your husband's mother being \"unable to afford to stop working\" would be completely incomprehensible to the average Chinese person, because in such a situation the son would simply give part of his salary to her. 2. expects princess treatment this is probably just the woman being a bitch 3. expects husband to give her all his wages normal in China, women manage all the household finances. Hubby gives her his wages and he gets an allowance. This is very entrenched and even in Beijing and Shanghai you won't see much different. 4. expects a house again, this is normal for marriages in China. The man's parents or the man himself would buy a house for the couple to live in after they got married. Although, if they hadn't bought a house, and the guy's parents were poor af, why would she get married to him in the first place? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Really, what is the best place in China for a young average looking white boy to find a gf?"}
+{"text":"Looking to Travel Africa in the spring. Ive been everywhere continent wise except for Africa. Ive narrowed down my choices too: Kenya Uganda Rwanda Senegal Tanzania Safety and decent infrastructure are my biggest concerns. I'm white so I'll know I'll stick out (which will be a plus in some cases). Want to explore as much as possible, especially with a local woman so I don't get tourist taxed on every little thing. Ive searched a lot of info using 4plebs, Kenya seems to be hit or miss but looks like the most recommended. Looking at coombasa rather than Nariobi. Rwanda looks very interesting considering the history. Senegal I've heard is expensive. Uganda might be the dark horse here and not a clue about Tanzania. Any tips or experiences is much appreciated! I also only speak English, no French."}
+{"text":"What's the most based shit you can do in Kenya? Is anything happening by the South Sudanese border? Lake Turkana looks interesting geographically? Is it all tribal shit up here? Anything to do? The beaches near Kimayu look interesting and off the beaten path? Do Somalis have control over this stretch? What's going on around Marsabit and 'Lake Paradise'? any vibes? any hidden geographical and cultural gems?"}
+{"text":"What's the most based shit you can do in Kenya? Sluts, drink good, eat good, spy on animals, climb mountains, safaris. Is anything happening by the South Sudanese border? I don't have much experience with things up north but it's definitely off the beaten path. Mighty hot though. It's technically a desert up there. Lake Turkana looks interesting geographically? Is it all tribal shit up here? Anything to do? Lake Turkana is pretty impressive desu. Lake Victoria is pretty interesting too. In fact we've got several decent lakes over here. Lake satirists would have a blast. The beaches near Kimayu look interesting and off the beaten path? Do Somalis have control over this stretch? I'm assuming you mean Kismayu. That's in Somalia mate. What's going on around Marsabit and 'Lake Paradise'? any vibes? Seems interesting but I don't know much about it. It's definitely off the beaten path that's for sure. Aany hidden geographical and cultural gems? The Coast has beautiful culture and amazing food. I often feel like that's overlooked in favour of bitches and beaches. The rift valley is pretty incredible too: just stay away from the bandit hotspots. Also most people go to the South for game reserves and safaris but Nairobi itself has a lot of animal and nature-related stuff to do. Street food if you've got the stomach for it."}
+{"text":"*lake autists"}
+{"text":"Thanks man. Definitely on the agenda one day. So much diversity in Kenya. Looking at the map amazes me, how many little niche spots you've got. I like experiencing different ecoregions/types of geography, and trying to do a unique activity in each which can't be matched. Kenya looks like it has lots of potential! Was looking at Kiawyu Island, right up on the north coast, near the big river delta/lamu archipelago. Places like this fascinate me for some reason. Something about a frontier coastline which is different. You just get that dusty non-government feeling."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that's in Kenya. The whole coastline is pretty chill. That coast life really calms people down. All the best anon. Hope you come here one day and have a great time."}
+{"text":"A safe place, friendly people, and their cuisine is top tier. Just a good place all around."}
+{"text":"if you don't fry your own bananas, you can't flex."}
+{"text":"If you fry the bananas before throwing them at players in UEFA-sanctioned matches, will you still receive a stadium ban?"}
+{"text":"not OP but I have been there. Their method of seasoning isn't really subtle, but they are clever with their peppers, usually habanero, and can make boring veggies pretty nice. I like one thing they do when making thieboudienne (fish stew) which is to deliberately burn the seasoned rice and then use those caramelized crispies to top the dish. Also the soft drinks they make and sell in the streets in recycled coke bottles: minty hibiscus, fermented cashew juice, sweetened baobab milk, shrivel-your-nuts strength ginger ale. Go down to any beach in the country and someone will try to feed you some kind of fish."}
+{"text":"Is it the kinda place you get sick easily? recycled coke bottles I'm guessing shit like this is hard on the stomach, as i guess they're just washing em out? Or is it generally quite hygeinic? Also, do you know if a Senegal (or Mauretania) to Ghana trip is viable oveland? Or realistically a hassle? I've heard African land borders are ogre."}
+{"text":"I dunno mane I drank tap water up and down west africa, only got sick a couple times in Morocco but that could equally be the food. Like I'll buy bottled water for general consumption, but I won't refuse to drink when someone hands me a glass of something. I never been to Ghana but overlanding there is of course viable, in fact much the better way to travel. Many visas are difficult to obtain in your home country, but easy to obtain locally, for example you can get the Bissau visa in just a few hours at the embassy in the Casamance. Unfortunately Mali is shut down thanks to the orange man, so you're stuck navigating the jungle nations and their strange ways. Morocco and Senegal require no visa; Mauri is easy to get visa at the border."}
+{"text":"I have to go to Madrid this summer. Anything interesting to see over there? Not that I'll have a lot of free time but who the fuck knows. By the way since I'm on the travel board I was wondering, for those of you who decided to move out and start over in a different cunt, especially those who lived in a first world country before moving out, why? It is something I could never understand. Like, I get it, maybe it's getting worse where you live and stuff but did you really believe it was going to be some sort of paradise where you moved? And what about your family? Don't you feel anything knowing that you left your family? Don't you ever feel lonely? Genuinely asking."}
+{"text":"start over in a different cunt, Fell into it when I was young and could never quite claw myself out, as my home cunt and all friends there had moved on. Literally didn't know where to begin, and feared being on the bottom rung, as had carved out a niche job for myself abroad. Full of regret and 'what if' at times, sometimes after a few drinks. Hit me hard around 30, but now I've pulled out and am focusing on start a new life in my current country. Took me living in 8 countries, huge amounts of fuck ups, burnt bridges, epic memories, and everything in between to fully reframe my mind."}
+{"text":"How often do you visit your family? Don't you feel lonely?"}
+{"text":"The Prado is worth seeing, but otherwise they're not particularly pleasant locals and the city is quite boring compared to Barcelona, Seville, Granada, etc"}
+{"text":"what is it actually like going on a plane for 12 hours? hot? cold? stuffy? is the food really that bad? will i be able to sleep? what do you bring for the journey? what tips have you got for traveling on long flights?"}
+{"text":"At a certain point time/quality/experience is more valuable than money. Spending $300 on your flight out means you're operating at an average of 80% capacity on your travels. Spending $1000 on your flight out means you're operating at an average of 90% capacity. If you're planning to spend $5k over 14 days, then that 10% difference in value ($500) starts to claw itself back."}
+{"text":"I personally like to keep a distance to other people. I can do that without problems in a cheaper and smaller hotel room. I cannot do that in economy class because there passengers are treated like cattle. So I usually choose to rather spend the money on a business class ticket."}
+{"text":"shouldn't you recover from a tiring flight in like 1 or 2 days tho? I can hardly imagine the flight out affecting the quality of your time for an entire 14 day trip wouldn't you rather not travel on a plane then"}
+{"text":"That's why i mentioned an average. If you start your holiday with a fucked up sleep cycle, random naps, grumpiness, you're going to see around 3 days impacted. A 4 hour nap/extra sleep over 14 days is already around 2% of your entire time awake. If you've robbed yourself of 8 hours decent sleep on the flight, it will catch up and cost."}
+{"text":"wouldn't you rather not travel on a plane then What are the alternatives? Spending a month on a ship from Europe to glorious Nippon? Of course I could take trains to Vladivostok and then a ferry."}
+{"text":"I want to visit bongland next year for like 9 days. I was thinking spend 6 in London, 2 either in Bath or York via train, then for the last day come back to London, visit Windsor then head home. Does this make sense?"}
+{"text":"he's referring to the people, who are far more pleasant in the norf than the souf"}
+{"text":"I'm doing this. What I'm thinking is: 2 days in London 3 days in Edinburgh 3 days driving around Scottish Highlands"}
+{"text":"keep in mind it takes 4.5 hours to get from london to edinburgh direct by train book first class if you can so you don't have to mix with the plebs, it makes the journey much more pleasant especially if you get a crew who are a bit more free and easy with the booze and food you can also fly from london city airport to edinburgh in 1.5 hours for not much more than the train fare (london city airport is not far from central london and is much more convenient than gatwick/heathrow for domestic flights if you are already in london)"}
+{"text":"2 days in London 3 days in Edinburgh lol lmao, even"}
+{"text":"Looked into the Caledonian Sleeper? Go overnight London to Aberdeen or something, rent a car, drive down to Edinburgh, then fly back to London. Will help you optimise time and maximise experiences."}
+{"text":"I really don't understand this whole LBH/passport bro thing. Western countries are rich so even lower class people have the time and money to travel internationally - whereas any time you meet somebody from a poor or third world country abroad they'll almost always be among the top 10% most educated and wealthiest people in their country. Of course most of the Westerners you run into abroad will have normal jobs - insurance agents, 9-5 code monkeys, middle managers, car mechanics, etc - whereas most of the people you meet abroad from places like Laos or Madagascar will be doctors, engineers, lawyers, government workers, etc. If a factory worker in the Netherlands can afford to live like an upper middle class professional in the Philippines, does it really matter that he's not a successful CEO or surgeon \"back home?\" He's objectively wealthy relative to the average Filipino, and at the end of the day wealth is the most important thing when it comes to your place in society - within the absolute reality of the Philippines, he's 99th percentile. I have a feeling the LBH meme is something perpetuated by first world white women who are bitter about losing their backup options for when Chad pumps and dumps them. Just like men seethe at women for being sexually liberal, women seethe at men for seeking other options."}
+{"text":"posting in an incel thread. daily reminder that money can compensate for being a low value male, but at rates extremely unfavorable to you. The resentment you get is the natural disgust any rational person would get some seeing a low value male like yourself polluting the gene pool (you should be dying alone, and will eventually)"}
+{"text":"As opposed to the white roastie single mothers who ruined the West through their voting and hypergamy? They are angels, right?"}
+{"text":"I do well in the U.S. with women because I'm pretty attractive. I want to see if I get fawned over in Asian countries. My ego could use that boost."}
+{"text":"Yea, but Thai men are losers everywhere."}
+{"text":"white roastie single mothers They're not even all single mothers. Many of them just have dogs. Dog mom single mothers haha."}
+{"text":"Post your travel maps in this thread. Pic related is the official /trv/ Real Traveler's map™, edition 4.0.5 Fill in the countries and subdivisions you have visited, talk about your map and ask others about their maps. You can use the map however you like, the colors are more like suggestions, you don't have to use them, and you don't have to use all of them. You can add or remove colors and change the map as much as you want in any way you want. Don't like this map? Upload a completely different one. Up to you. Despite what some might say, there's no \"wrong\" way to use the map, and new posters and less travelled people are welcome and encouraged to stay and post :) This map is a group effort by our board, and we can only improve it if people reach out to share suggestions or corrections. This is the newest edition of the map, edition 4.0.5, updated for September 2025. Thanks to an Anon in the previous thread, it is now easier than ever to fill in the map. You can use the website splored.com to easily color in entire countries with a single click. At the time of making this thread, it uses the old 4.0.4 template, so you still need to update it to 4.0.5 with the simplified template, but hopefully Anon will update the website after I make this thread. Topic for this thread: Should we have a Real Traveler's Discord? Just something I've been thinking about. I don't use Discord myself, so it's not important to me, but it could be nice to have a hangout for the regulars or a \"backup\" in case 4chan goes down again or somewhere to share subdivision news if there's no thread up. Just interested in hearing your opinions on this."}
+{"text":"Did you visit Yorkshire? We have nice ale"}
+{"text":"big year, new places: China Heilongjiang China Liaoning China Shaanxi China Shandong China Sichuan China Yunnan this year I will go to Utah and another China trip in summer but idk where to. Maybe Gansu and Qinghai, then the southern parts of Xinjiang I didn't see last time."}
+{"text":"more detailed China map with individual cities"}
+{"text":"The general consensus is that disconnected/dependent territories are their own \"countries\" from a travel perspective, even if they aren't fully independent UN members, since going there is an entirely different travel experience than just visiting the mainland/parent country. What is considered a separate territory rather than just an integral part of the country (Guam/Puerto Rico vs. Hawaii/Azores), that's just tradition and difficult to explain. Nothing's stopping you from marking the dependent territories in light green if you've visited the parent country no, the map HAS to work the way I want it to or I refuse to use it! Sure thing m8 Americans will never understand this, but no one in the history of the universe has ever gone on holiday to the US and came back home and said they visited all 8 growing zones of Texas. It's a travel map of first-level administrative divisions. Texas is a first-level administrative division that people travel to. Yakutia is bigger than India, while Romania has 42 counties. It's just how it is. There's always the US counties map."}
+{"text":"I've been working on a solution to this - improving upon Nomadmania's regions of the world. Political divisions are shit. I tried to make everything quantified by a combo of: drainage basin tectonic plate / geological subdivision ecoregion (one earth) historical empires borders (not geographical but useful) It is a 5 tier hierarchy at the moment of lands, regions, realms, subrealms, and subcontinents. I got caught up with a bigger project, but hope to get back to it soon and share. I mapped it all using uber's h3, so each 'hex' of the world was assigned a land, which was part of a region, etc. Eventually i realised that some border regions had to be part of multiple parents which started fucking things alittle."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Come and visit the ultimate normie-filter travel destination. Dive in and get to experience what they are missing out on."}
+{"text":"Mistook ताला for पाली and boarded the 2 PM bus to Tala instead of the 2 PM bus to Pali. There's always a rush to get on board, sometimes before the signage has been placed in the windshield. Well, what a coincidence. Tala also has a kickass fort overlooking the village. I have the place to myself as usual. People talk about how crowded India is, but there's still so much room to freely explore and be yourself here. The extroverted villagers got annoyed by my inability to understand Marathi or Hindi. So be it. Can't win 'em all."}
+{"text":"Cool weather persists here, with low humidity and daytime highs around 29° even in the coastal lowlands."}
+{"text":"The mountaintops inside the fort are sometimes forested, but this one is extremely barren. Indian trails are very well maintained as a general rule, with large flat rocks placed as stepping stones in steep portions and greenery trimmed back to allow passage without fear of lurking snakes."}
+{"text":"Indian bars are rather dull, male-only spaces. I've never seen a female inside one. Drunk Indian men are not pleasant to be around. Overly exuberant, crude, and heedless of causing offense. Less dangerous than drunk Mexicans, but more careless. A bottle of Tuborg (MRP ₹200) costs ₹250 here in this village bar. You drink alone or with friends at a table. If you get hungry, a full restaurant menu is usually available. Motorbike riders often go out into the country, build a campfire, and have their bro time around some beer and snacks. Leaving rubbish strewn all over, of course."}
+{"text":"Sounds and looks grim and incredibly uncozy. Enjoying a beer is one of /trv/s greatest pleasures, any nation which tries to prevent that is not one for me."}
+{"text":"Anyone ever been? Might have an opportunity to go soon. Any tips, must sees, highlights, etc? I read it's ok to visit the major spots, and its only the borders and rando places which require permits, etc. Thinking of flying on to Astana next. Fly Arystan has flights for like 80EUR, which is prettty decent."}
+{"text":"Very cool I would like to visit some of the mountains"}
+{"text":"Do you still need a burner phone since they install spyware on your phone upon entry?"}
+{"text":"Only TSA in America does this shit. China doesn't care about your phone."}
+{"text":"When did this ever happen?"}
+{"text":"This is my hard plan at the moment, I am going to use Trainline to book things and start cementing this. I am a male normal height not fat but I don't tend to do well with women should I try go out and drink or go to electronic clubs in Berlin or? In my 2 month trip of the UK I basically only spoke with people paid to talk to me and a bit sad :( European Itinerary: 1 Italy: Rome Florence Milan Optional day trip to Switzerland from Milan 2 Night Train: Milan Vienna 3 Central Europe: Vienna Prague Hungary 4 Germany & Austria: Berlin Munich Salzburg Berchtesgaden Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"40-year-old virgin good way to meet girls thanks for the tip bucko! got any more?"}
+{"text":"you sound like that lex friedman jewish who tells people, who didnt ask, he's reading intellectual shit, not because hes interested, but only to tell people hes reading intellectual shit. it's the trait on a lonely, incel, 80 iq dumbass. absolute cringe."}
+{"text":"Czechia The book-cafe was comfy...but it was no second peak. For din-din in Prague I had a measily peasant's lot of potato, fowl, and bread and butter...like some kind of fucking prison-planeter."}
+{"text":"Seeing the mountains Hitler walked is far more important than meeting people. The burritos in Luxdmboug come with a slice of stinky French cheese on top. Top notch stoner food. I dont think rational words or appeals to emotion will have any effect on you...I think you need to be hit, closed fist."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else want to take a trip across the US, seeing the vast and beautiful nature along the way?"}
+{"text":"You are far more likely to run into a crackhead, or any degenerate for that matter, in a city than the wilderness. Once you're in the backcountry you're basically in one of the safest areas within the US. Most crimes that do happen in \"the woods\" happen at the campgrounds or within a mile or two of the trail heads. Very few people venture into the backcountry, and of those few extremely few are actual criminals with intent to do shit."}
+{"text":"Lol which park in Wichita? I live there"}
+{"text":"You can drive through the entire midwest in a single day, wut? Yeah maybe if you're speeding and doing nothing else only eating on the go, and then at that point why not just fly? t. drove DC to LA"}
+{"text":"I would reiterate that driving across Kansas or Nebraska is a waste of time no matter how long it takes or how much it costs. It's time and money wasted when you could be driving through epic scenery out west."}
+{"text":"I would reiterate that driving across Kansas or Nebraska is a waste of time no matter how long it takes or how much it costs Why? There's a reason people live there (i.e. it's nice)"}
+{"text":"What do you like and dislike about Australian cities? Brisbane Gold Coast Sydney Melbourne Perth Small towns that are between them"}
+{"text":"Top 10 Most In-Demand Occupations (2026): Registered Nurse – High demand in both metro and regional areas; excellent PR prospects via 189, 190, 491 visas; skills assessment by AHPRA. Software Engineer – High salary ($104k–$154k); strong demand in tech hubs; assessed by ACS; pathways: 189, 190, 482. Electrician – Critical shortage due to housing and infrastructure projects; assessed by TRA; pathways: 190, 482, 186. Civil Engineer – High demand for infrastructure and renewable energy; assessed by Engineers Australia; pathways: 189, 190, 482. General Practitioner (GP) – High salary ($180k–$250k); critical regional need; assessed by AHPRA or MBA; pathways: 189, 190. Secondary Teacher – Especially in maths and science; strong regional demand; assessed by AITSL; pathways: 190, 491. Plumber – High demand in housing construction; assessed by TRA; pathways: 190, 482, 186. Cybersecurity Specialist – Fast-growing field; assessed by ACS; pathways: 189, 190, 482. Construction Manager – High salary ($140k–$160k); assessed by VETASSESS; pathways: 186, 190. Aged Care Worker – Critical shortage in regional areas; assessed by ACWA; pathways: 190, 491, 482."}
+{"text":"Why would I waste my hard-earned money vagabonding around an overpriced Australian city full of rich people and sprawling suburbs? Australia is a place you travel from, not one you travel to (unless you're looking to work there). Even Scoot roundtrips from KUL or SIN are $350+. That's $50 per day on flights alone for a weeklong trip. By the time you add non-hostel lodging, dining and daytrip excursions, you'll looking at $1000 USD for a week in Aus, easy."}
+{"text":"Aus cities *are* generic. It's always so weird seeing UK and Eurofag cities in movies / tv shows with buildings so old. Every city here has miles of new suburbs where there once were horse paddocks, market gardens and bush (forest), apparently the biggest houses & apartments on average in the world (beats even USA). Yes the price of living is steep but in smaller cities (Canberra, Adelaide) traffic is manageable. Outdoors type activities and sports arecwgat people everywhere here generally can't get enough of."}
+{"text":"arecwgat people \"are what people\""}
+{"text":"Australia is miserable in summer, that's the take-away message. When it's sunny, you burn. When it's cool, it's wet and rainy. Go in winter if you must."}
+{"text":"Would you recommend it?"}
+{"text":"If you love hanging with the most bottom barrel backpacker dregs in a boring-ass city, sure. Go for it. If you're after nature, there are better towns and cities in North and NE Thailand."}
+{"text":"Is it worth it to visit Vancouver BC as a tourist? What about life in Vancouver BC - is it a good place to live?"}
+{"text":"Living in Toronto it felt like everyone used public transit, it feels extremely underused in comparison now that I'm in DC."}
+{"text":"I like being able to walk for 5 minutes to the grocery store instead of drive for 30, why does this make people like you so upset?"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's because no one can afford a car in Cucknada, not because the shitty US copycat cities are walkable. Count your blessings you live in a much more affordable country with much better economic opportunities."}
+{"text":"Not to mention there's 0 community in urban areas. Rural areas people are way friendlier so you end up socializing more. Post social media there's 0 reason to live in a city."}
+{"text":"It isn't just that. Toronto's subway and (especially) bus service felt way more reliable than DC's, even though the former is actually less extensive by track length. I actually like Canada and do plan to move back in the future, although I know my wallet will take a hit."}
+{"text":"Someone said in another thread that people used to organise meetups in /trv/. Anybody around and about in the world willing to kickstart things in 2026? To get the ball rolling. If anybody's ever in Krakow, and I'm free, I'm always willing to meetup and show you the ropes (got lots of couchsurfer debt from my 20s to pay off)."}
+{"text":"Give me contact I live here"}
+{"text":"or a compliment from a woman"}
+{"text":"Sure, you can write to me at trvzug@nym.hush.com. Also, if anyone is ever around Zurich, feel free to contact me as well, we can go out for drinks or food."}
+{"text":"I have a model train set and a significant supply of imitation crab meat"}
+{"text":"Nobody is traveling and wants to meet?"}
+{"text":"literally fucking dies"}
+{"text":"I went there for LSFest in 2022 and some nigger got shot out in front of my crappy hotel. I no joke had to leap over a pool of blood leaving the next day. I think they're jacking up prices to get rid of the \"Oakland crowd\" that basically took over duding covid."}
+{"text":"4chan contrarians like you are massive faggots. Anon you're literally taking about how Vegas isn't that bad when admitting you're company is footing the main part of your bill. Holy shit how dense do you need to be faggot. If my work takes me to Outback Steakhouse and pays for what I order sure I'll say it's decent, but you wouldn't catch me walking in there and paying for that overpriced slop."}
+{"text":"land in vegas get to hotel check in is either wait 20 minutes with idiots at the self check in not understanding what to do or stand in line waiting for idiots to check in drop shit off in room, wash up want to go get a meal and drink place I knew before covid is changed, alright go somewhere else 45 minute wait because didn't check in on the stupid fucking app alright whatever fuck it weed in the air nonstop sit down drinks airport prices with tip built in get food so obvious this is reheated premade meal but whatever screaming children and fat hogs just make me want to leave decide to walk down the strip for memories sake children everywhere at 9-10PM, Oakland crowd vibe everywhere many bars are standing only or high tops meh tier drinks 15-18 bucks for anything not a well rum and coke 18% gratuity built in next day decide to pregame, turns out the cheaper liquor stores I use to go buy at got moved off the strip entirely even after pregaming vibe at the fun places all feel weirdly dead or off Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"CNF is definitely part of the problem. I don't think it's even legal, most places will leave it out of their website but if you actually go and look at their menu you'll see it in very small print at the bottom a flat 3-5% fee but if you ask they'll quietly just take it off your bill like they're exposed as scammers the hotel I stayed at with my wife Excalibur actually had a weight sensor on the fridge so if you moved anything or even added anything to it like your own drink or food they'll immediately charge you some 50 dollars we were also warned by some random woman just standing outside her room looking for people that if you unplug anything in the room they will bill you $50 a day and not even tell you I think the best part of my time in Vegas is we decided to go to the Fontainebleau since it's relatively new to tour the place and maybe play there since it's new and bound to be more active but besides the pushy timeshare people it was just dead decide to stay anyway and just do slots for a little bit suddenly this fat bald man comes jogging out sweating his ass off towards us hey you both having fun? yeah sure so uhh... are you two staying here or? no we're at the Excalibur just checking out some hotels on the strip cool man cool haha that's great... so are uhh.. either of you umm... influencers? we're running a special for influencers who are on tiktok and youtube what? yeah it's $200 for the both of you to spend here at our casino and if you want to use your phones in here to film that's totally fine as well Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"or high tops What does this mean"}
+{"text":"Thinking of doing a 3 week trip around Sri Lanka in may -> June. Colombo to Ella kandy area then surfing in East coast then route back through the south to go fucking home. Anyone been? also Sri Lanka general give me the low down. I'm pretty inexperienced with travel so I dont want this to give me PTSD is it worse than India? safe?"}
+{"text":"I'm here right now. Its a lot more low key and MUCH cleaner than India, streets are chaotic and stressful to walk. Get the Pick Me app which will allow you to book cheap and safe transport to get around. Theres no real public transport here, and walking anything more than ~500m is pure hell. If you want to ride the train, ask the conductor at the train station where to buy first class tickets.He will tell you where to find the guy who scalped them so you can buy. Recommended, as thirdclass is crowdedbas fuck since first class gets scalped. For staying, I recommend looking for \"homestays\" , renting rooms at local houses. Generally simple accomodation, but much cheaper than hotels and the hosts will often be very helpful with finding your way around the area. If you intend to travel a lot in a short time, consider hiring a personal driver as getting around can be exhausting. Foid is generalky safe, Indias hygiene problems do not exist here.Unless a place looks dodgy, it can be assumed to be fine, especially around tourist areas There are no \"transport options\" here. The trains are very slow, but useable, and the Highway busses are functional. Thats it."}
+{"text":"Also car rentals are not a thing here due to cars being prohibitively expensive due to taxes. Except the one Highway and a few stretches of coastalroad, roads are narrow, winding, steep and very hard to drive. Even the connection roads to the highway are often just unmarked dirt roads straight through the jungle. Once away from the coast, you can also forget google maps. This is a much , much wilder country than India. Also people do not speak English a lot either, nothing is marked, eberytgibg is inofficial and word of mouth, unless you speak Sinhala yourself, do not expect to be able to do much outside of tourist areas."}
+{"text":"Just use satellite view, bro. Turn off labels and navigate purely by imagery and pin drops for your destinations. You'd be surprised how primitive much of India remains. Third World transport is Third World, how surprising. It still gets you from A to B provided you figure out which is the right bus."}
+{"text":"is it worse than India? it's less overwhelming, but also less developed safe? yeah, just don't get hit by traffic go EARLY in the morning this strategy is played out, late afternoon is the new meta Not yet We're all tired of ??? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The bus drivers here earn most of their money by placing bets onthrmselves with the bus station bookmakers. No schedules are kept, stops are known by word of mouth even to locals and thr drivers are methed up to increasetheir racing performance. I have never seen a foreigner use a bus here. Short distance is viable, but travelling this country by public bus is both nearly impossible as it is pointless since taxis are one if the few cheap things here"}
+{"text":"Farang complaining about the strong bath, while the Thai aunties get rich with rising gold prices -edition"}
+{"text":"just delete the thread and try again"}
+{"text":"kek, I'm running low on sleep"}
+{"text":"How your post finds me"}
+{"text":"Imagine the poor 90lb Isaan gal that has to fuck that."}
+{"text":"Mosquito bit my dick again."}
+{"text":"Why don't we have a general for akiya homes? For people who got one, thinking about getting one, etc. Tips, tricks, general japan real estate discussion, whatever. Are akiya homes still cheap and available? Any good deals you saw recently?"}
+{"text":"buc-ees is pretty good but the rest are mid compared to a big well stocked japanese 7-11"}
+{"text":"Euroids really are dumbasses. Holy fuck."}
+{"text":"There's some interesting places, many not far from either Tokyo or Osaka A lot of filthy gaijin seem to have navigated the system alright, don't think it's as bad as people make out These places are fucking cheap, I piss away more on far more frivolous things"}
+{"text":"4 minutes to the beach That's not exactly a good thing lol, people love the sound of it but it has it's issue. While it's not on the brunt of storms hitting it there are a bunch that will still cause storm surge not to mention storms coming right off the ocean will be more fierce. Also what does \"renovated\" mean, that can be realtor speak for we gave it a good scrub down+replaced only what makes it sellable. The glaring issue off the top right photo is that i's doors are completely street level, a minor flood = completely into your home judging by the bottom left photo confirming the door and living room is street level. Sure there is drainage, but you're at the ocean all inland stuff is flowing down. Also that stair case looks like a disaster waiting to happen in 10 years, lmao it's supports PULLING from above? bruh"}
+{"text":"For us poors who still like to travel. We discuss: Klarna-funded travel Begpacking Staycations Homelessness Coping Let's stay out of the threads with people who have succeeded in life and discuss everything here in one spot"}
+{"text":"It's an 70/20/10 situation where you can cut 70% off the cost of your trip without a major impact, 20% more and you start to really miss out, 10% and your abjectly miserable. If you do cheap trips often, well you get to see more of the world. Greater diversity. But if you try to cut costs to take longer trips or stay indefinite, well you're just homeless in someone else's county. And I say that having done it, genuinely, I did it all. Your costs when travelling are mainly accommodation, attractions, travel expenses. So you can sleep in transit, take night trains and buses, pay local/u guided rates for attractions, pack sandwiches. Fine, do that on your annual holiday, go on holiday every year. Worth. Try to sneak into sneak into attractions without paying, sleep at train stations, airports, abuse public facilities for clothes washing, backpacker shit. Well you get a second class holiday, if you run out of money, I guess that's what you do. But it's not something you'd ever plan on doing because it's just not worth it. The time i wasted washing clothes in plastic bags, sneaking around security. I did it but it wasn't worth doing. The next ten percent? Antisocial behaviour. Begging from other travellers, stealing, extortion, selling drugs, hawking, being a scammer. Totally not worth. Go home and get a job for 5 months, come back. Why ruin it for someone else. Selling fake gemstones in a hostel to trust fund kids, threatening hotels into giving your refunds, stealing someone's luggage, selling drugs in a bar, why be that person? Nobody enjoys it, it's good for nobody. Go home, get a job, come back, shit get a local job."}
+{"text":"I dont get this. Travel can be super inexpensive if you're willing to stay in shitty hostels and sit on fucked up overnight busses, etc. If you're so broke you need to sleep in a park instead of a 5 dollar a night hostel, you legitimately need to stay home. Credit, trusties, windfalls. I had a buddy get 40 grand in child support he never got as a kid when his dad kicked the bucket and he made it last almost three years in Thailand."}
+{"text":"save up 5-10k and do a long trip in South America or SE Asia on the cheap stay in hostels, be social, drink (local booze only, sneak it into the hostel ofc), make tons of friends most of these friends are from Western europe go visit western europe and stay with new friends for free, eat kebab, drink in the park could be an option for ya OP, if you're extroverted enough. then again, I don't the appeal of those long trips if you're too introverted for this. sounds like a great way to be lonely in foreign places."}
+{"text":"Introvert coming to the end of 5 months of travel here and I've enjoyed it. Granted I've still met a number of cool people (both travelers and locals) but I wasn't really seeking them out. Tfw no gf still hits sometimes though."}
+{"text":"Staycations What is wrong with taking a few days to relax without any hassle or work? Weirdo."}
+{"text":"Going to Gdańsk for a weekend. What can you do there?"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you found out why the polish were 5% electrified before the war and germany was 95%"}
+{"text":"Didn't know it was renamed Were you born in 1930 or something? Centuries of genocide by Germans/Russians?"}
+{"text":"Gdansk has a zoo but it's closer to Sopot than Gdansk iirc It's kind of close to the airport technically, but the busses have to take a fairly long route there as they can't just go through the forest in between. But you can take an e-bike at the airport and take the forest route there. But I wasn't exactly fan of the zoo. Some of the cats especially were in enclosures way too small with few hiding spots. My personal favorites are Malbork castle and a cocktail bar called Winston. The drinks can be a bit exotic, and their presentation is absolutely fantastic."}
+{"text":"i mean since the beginning \"Pomorze\" (seaside) was collonized by Prussians and then Teutonic Order (religious fundamentalists) with which Real Poland waged a war in 15th century. Real Poland, since the beginning was just Wielkopolska (Poznan) and Malopolska (Krakow and other places) - oldest states in Poland. So yeah, Danzig originally was not polish at all"}
+{"text":"So yeah, Danzig originally was not polish at all Uhhh \"Gdańsk\" is the original name, \"Danzig\" is its germanization. This original slavic -> germanized name thing is coincidentally true for a shitton of cities in Eastern Germany (Dresden, Leipzig etc) as well, courtesy of the Sorbs."}
+{"text":"If you've ever flown, I'd like to hear about your experiences or anecdotes. I'll start: >Being anon and having to go to the US >Family buys tickets with American Airlines Route is from the airport closest to my house to DFW and then IAH The flight is supposed to leave at 2:30 am, and I've been at the airport since 11:00 pm The damn plane is delayed and jeopardizes our flight from DFW to IAH. I don't understand Black people. I thought American Airlines was a good airline, but it seems like the Americans don't give a damn about delaying flights and compromising the loyalty of their few remaining customers."}
+{"text":"lol faggit. read it twice thinking i'd missed a happening."}
+{"text":"jetstar is underrated. Sure you dont get entertainment or free drinks and food but they actually have good ontimeness and safety record."}
+{"text":"Personally I've never had a problem with Jetstar, but I have heard some horror stories from other people. Especially Jetstar in Australia have a bad reputation for customer service, cancelling and over booking flights, and late flights. So much so that there is a facebook group dedicated to hating on Jetstar. But my experiences with them have always been ok."}
+{"text":"I’ve flown a couple hundred times and only had one truly bad experience flying BCN-O’hare window seat hot and humid in Barcelona guy in the middle next to me sits down I literally gag from his smell worst body odor I’ve ever experienced didn’t just smell like rank armpits, it was like this dude was decomposing get up and ask the stewardess if there’s anywhere else I can sit because of this guy’s stank she apologizes and says the flight is full spend the next 7 hours trying to sleep with my head against the window reapplied a dab of hand sanitizer under my nose every 15-20 minutes to mask the smell I reached for the barf bag multiple times thinking I was going to lose it. Bros I can’t fuckin describe the smell this guy was producing"}
+{"text":"Nice try ESL. I just didn't bother to translate the text I had written in Spanish to English manually, so Google Translate made some mistakes. the absolute state of this board"}
+{"text":"How bad is Chicago weather in late February/early March? I'm from Connecticut so I know how to deal with the cold and snow, but I also want to know what I'm getting into."}
+{"text":"today sucked ass I don't have a definitive answer for that time frame, it could be 60s and sunny, it could be 20s and snowing check the forecast a week before you leave"}
+{"text":"feb/march is basically impossible to predict. Some years it thaws out some years it's blizzard, due to it being a weak la nina it might just be more dry than usual"}
+{"text":"Adam The Woo has gone on adventures for you and he didn't even ask your mom if you wanted to see his zany journies you would go to Adam The Woo.com AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTT SSSOOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1974-2025"}
+{"text":"ok it was daphne del rey was her OF name"}
+{"text":"this reeks of patheticness, in so many ways."}
+{"text":"What kind of autopsy takes 12 weeks?"}
+{"text":"Liberals got a lot of low income women to do those. She has since turned from fatherless behavior and changed her ways."}
+{"text":"Carpetbagger will carry the flame"}
+{"text":"I'm going to be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in January for a grad student exchange ... Is there any natural beauty or super cool thing you would recommend that can be visited in 1-3 days, over a weekend? I have like $45,000 debt racked up on a student line of credit so am on a budget, but can make sacrifices if need be Patagonia (e.g. Lago Argentino) is allegedly expensive and also far as fuck from Buenos Aires, so as much as I love hiking not sure how to make that work same thing with the Iguazu Falls - it is in Misiones province which apparently has a large Polish population (cool!) but is remote also, tips on how not to get robbed for being a gringo"}
+{"text":"Yes, it is called Montevideo. Perfect for a ferry trip at weekend"}
+{"text":"you want to stay out of BA in summer I don't see what the big deal is? I'm here now and it's fine other than the few hours the power was out. I was expecting it to be an oven in January from what I've read. It's much better than Spain in summer where the city's are just completely dead in the day and everyone is nocturnal to avoid the heat"}
+{"text":"Finished my Argentina trip. General thoughts: Buenos Aires: food is surprisingly good. Not necessarily the cuisine style or the famous asado steak, but how they prepare every even simple dish. Scrambled eggs taste good, etc. the city is pretty dirty and smelly with lots of homeless. very safe though as there is a very heavy police presence at all times. as a Westerner I found enjoying myself meant finding islands of Western/expat culture where people could actually speak English - tostado cafe, mundolingo, sports bars, etc many thirdworldisms you will have to get used to - e.g. major train lines closed for months for \"renovations\", temporary electricity blackouts, insufficient pedestrian signalling and aggressive driving like they want to run you over the country is crazy expensive, more expensive than my own country Canada Patagonia: even more expensive than Buenos Aires. good luck finding a place to stay for less than 180,000 pesos/night unless you are literally camping. but beautiful in a harsh way. tons of Australians, French, Germans, and especially Israelis for some odd reason - they are everywhere. Americans in contrast are a small minority almost no black people and very few Indians. despite all the jokes Argentinians are basically Spanish-Italians and look that way. the darker people you see are mostly immigrants from other parts of south america I really enjoyed my trip and once I learned some basic know-how and Spanish words I was all set. The one crazy feature of the country is how expensive everything is, aside from Uber and perhaps long-term Airbnb stays in Buenos Aires. I don't know how anyone can afford anything - it's wild having a third world shithole with first world prices. exactly. the first week of january we literally had like 16-18 degree Celcius chill in the evenings... this second week was a lot hotter but still more bearable than, say, Tokyo summer heat"}
+{"text":"the country is crazy expensive, more expensive than my own country Canada especially Israelis for some odd reason - they are everywhere. it's wild having a third world shithole with first world prices. You can thank Jewlei for that. This would have never happened under a Peronist"}
+{"text":"Anyone ever been here (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan)? Does it live up to the hype?"}
+{"text":"Obligatory: how easy is it to get laid in this region?"}
+{"text":"How to take advantage of Georgia's wine culture, wine tastings, vineyard tours? what bottles do you guys recommend from this region t. wine guy"}
+{"text":"Does anyone speak English in Georgia? Will ppl assume im Russian? t. western yuropoor"}
+{"text":"Most young people speak English, just like any European country. A lot of the older generation knows Russian, but of all the former Soviet republics, Georgians probably hate Russians the most, so it's probably best not to open with Russian, not with the young people at least."}
+{"text":"but of all the former Soviet republics, Georgians probably hate Russians the most Even more than Ukrainians and Baltics do?"}
+{"text":"I'm at this airbnb that i booked for almost 3 weeks, the host was really nice, but the place is honestly shit. It has this odd lingering smell that i can't stand, and its dirty despite reviews saying it was clean. The room is cold, the shower water is barely warm. The bed has hairs and tiny bugs in it. The area around the hotel is also full of junkies and crazy people. I feel so uncomfortable here. It says i can cancel and get a partial refund, i've only been here for 2 days so I would get like 80% back whcih i would use to book a hotel like Marriot or Hilton for a week and get smashed. Do I just hit the cancel button, leave the keys and bail without saying a word?? is there anything the host can do to come after or charge me extra money. I'm never coming back to this town again (it's fucking awful as well) and will probably never use airbnb again."}
+{"text":"Believe it or not bedbugs are pretty hard to identify and it's often mites instead. They also fuck off fairly quick unless constantly near a source of food, airbnb's are inconsistent. Not saying they can't happen but most people suck at identifying them. I'd bet good money OP is in Manila and found out the roach problem is real"}
+{"text":"If the room is as described in the advertisement (not reviews) what grounds would you have to seek a refund? You did stay there, someone else couldn't. It's entirely fair to leave a bad review if you had a bad stay, but a refund is really only for false advertising and ToS violation. I put in for a few refunds where the host double booked, wasn't there to let me in, or the pictures were fake, but never because I just didn't like the room. While you can get refunds and blackmail businesses into giving them in my view that makes you a parasite, both because you failed to warn other travellers that the room is shit, and because you didn't pay for a service you actually recived. I work in actual hotels, and we have to deal with people trying to jew their way out of paying all the time. It's a cultural behaviour we almost expect from certain guests who figure they're leaving the next day so what have they got to lose? We've had guests threaten to review bomb us, book in again just to leave other bad reviews, poor faith behaviour. And yes, often they get to stay for free, it works, and that's why the whole industry fucking hates guests, groups of guests, nationalities, people who do this shit."}
+{"text":"what grounds would you have to seek a refund? not even necessary since It says i can cancel and get a partial refund but it's fully justified if what OP says about it being dirty and having bedbugs is true. Getting his money back from an uninhabitable property is the least he should be doing, he's well within his rights to report them to Airbnb and possibly the city if the host doesn't think the refund is fair"}
+{"text":"You have a reasonable expectation that a place is habitable when you book it. Bed bugs = absolutely not habitable, thus the seller has broken the contract."}
+{"text":"If the room is as described in the advertisement (not reviews) what grounds would you have to seek a refund? You did stay there, someone else couldn't. Bug/mold/rodent infestation is a viable reason for a refund, OP however has to capture it all on camera for a full refund."}
+{"text":"Tell me about the Balkans Places you recommend Places you do not recommend"}
+{"text":"Been living in Bulgaria off and on, it's still cheap although on the rise, friendly enough but still balkan spirit ready to fight, food is good, has things to go in the cities and plenty of nature activities outside of them Just switched to euro"}
+{"text":"That is just one degree of separation from someone else telling me what to do"}
+{"text":"Why don’t you recommend Macedonia? Tell me about your it experience, I have never been but I’m interested"}
+{"text":"Go to Mileseva Monastery in Serbia to see The White Angel fresco, it's one of the best pieces of medieval art in all of Europe"}
+{"text":"It's actually not because you can pick and choose what actually interests you."}
+{"text":"Where to? This is not a vacation, this is a MOVE. I will be tallying every positive and negative to help make my final decision."}
+{"text":"Montreal didn't ''die'', but the succession of far left mayors and rampant corruption just killed what ever economic potential it had. Add to that the million migrants that came in since 2018 and the downtown became a dysgenic shithole for the most part. Still good night life, good food, and places to live around the city however. Way better than Toronto and other cucked canadian cities. Only major issue is that the jobs market is cooked due to the mass immigration, complete retards getting PR and bringing their entire family down to their fucking grandparents to Canada through reunification. Employers quikcly realized they can hire a foreign french or indian citizen with a degree for 50% less than they should be paying in the current market. Clear discrimination is happening, even big firms like PwC Montreal is a giant refugee camp with locals being a minority employed there. BNP Paribas has an office in Montreal and for the very same role they pay 60k CAD while the same position in their New Jersey office pays 160k USD. It's how fucked things are."}
+{"text":"If you can find a job in Newfoundland (good luck) it is a great place to live."}
+{"text":"nowhere. it's a glorified 3rd world fascist shithole country."}
+{"text":"Staying in your own country is preferred."}
+{"text":"You forgot to mention the crime in Edmonton. It's not called Stabmonton for nothing. The less said about Brampton the better. It's literally Little India"}
+{"text":"ends your traveling life"}
+{"text":"I think having children is one of the worst and dumbest things anyone on this planet could possibly do but traveling with your infants should be punishable by death holy brainwashed, batman"}
+{"text":"You’re right. Life becomes endlessly cleaning up other people godless fragranced shit for free. You are now qualified to be a tardy Janny."}
+{"text":"depopulation propaganda Getting married and having a rich man's babies made it so I can travel. You're wrong."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Wtf happens here?! huge country absolutely beautiful same part of world as Thailand and Vietnam kino ancient history probably cheap as fuck Is it an Islamic hellhole, or an untapped resource? There must be some amazing experiences lurking in the 10million islands *apart from Bali"}
+{"text":"In the rest of the world, prostitution is actually quite normal No it isn't or at the minimum not encouraged."}
+{"text":"ships aren't just dropping the waste on the beach, your countrymen are facilitating and accepting these shipments Cracking down on those businesses could be lobbied and targetted by western lobbyists who try to frame that as being unfair on them, the WTO is EXTREMELY stacked against most of the world. One state tried to curtail it's obesity epidemic by cutting turkey tail imports and they lost in the WTO trial. illegally redirecting them from legitimate uses even any person with common sense \"just knows\" not to take plastic and dump it in the ocean anon these companies sending trash abroad don't sort their goods and lie on their documentation. They will give you a shipment that they say is one rating that you can do, but is actually the hard to recycle or unrecyclable shit and you are stuck with bad plastic. You can't even send it to your own local facilities because they can't do it too."}
+{"text":"I'm currently looking at the E33G (aka digital nomad) visa. I think I'm fitting money wise. Is it worth it? Or is it better to just arrive for 30 days and gett acclimatized before making a decision? I'm aware I can't apply for it while actually *in* Indonesia but a re-entry shouldn't be a problem. Is it an Islamic hellhole, or an untapped resource? There must be some amazing experiences lurking in the 10million islands Well, it's a majority Islamic country but it's weird because it's Asian, it's a jungle, and they have a secular foundation ideology or something, so it left me with impression that it's less Islamic than Malaysia, despite being more Muslim population-wise. I don't see it that much of an issue - I have been to Qatar and definitely enjoyed it despite it being a sharia country. Indonesia is a far cry from the orderliness and cleanliness of Qatar, but they don't have sharia there either, except maybe in Aceh."}
+{"text":"What's Sulawesi like? It looks like it's reeeeeeeeeeing at normies to GTFO so I think I'd like it there."}
+{"text":"Seems like a proper wild place. It's like in the middle of a million tectonic plates. Must have some crazy backwards shit happening."}
+{"text":"American here who wants to go to Cuba before my government permanently destabilizes them. What is the level of safety there for Americans? I feel like most Cubans don't hate America, but maybe do hate white people in general. Also, I'm interested in learning more about the revolution and Castro's regime. Would any locals be open to speaking about that or is it too taboo to talk about?"}
+{"text":"Cubans hate America and Americans, especially since the stunt you pulled in Venezuela"}
+{"text":"I guess I didn't realize that I could potentially be putting anyone in danger by speaking about those topics, but you're right. I've discussed Franco and the ETA with people in Spain and the IRA with people in Ireland, and both were touchy subjects that led to really interesting conversations, but I didn't consider that Cubans are still currently repressed by their government. What's the deal with the gifts though?"}
+{"text":"Some people i know visited last year, they hate stupid tourists more then they hate \"Americans\", it's just that that's where the majority of stupid tourists happen to come from in Cuba. It's far less a historical issue, and far more of a local economic issue, and that's a trend I've seen many times. Pay them fairly, be nice, people will open up."}
+{"text":"Cuba is not a free country, even by american standards where you lose your job for saying stuff like \"it is ironic that a professional troll who made his living preaching violence, lost his life to violence\". Are you talking about Charlie Kirk? What a stupid deranged reddit piece of shit you must be to see the world this way. A clueless moron all the way through."}
+{"text":"We are probably going to take Cuba. We will have to stop them from being citizens. Letting Puerto Rican losers be citizens was one of our biggest mistakes."}
+{"text":"Whats the best way to share shit from your travels nowadays? I refuse to be a part of the google/meta/tiktok/x/etc brainrot ecosystem. Something easy to share a pic or 2, follow others, and have a general comfy vibe."}
+{"text":"what you're looking for is a different internet before the iphone allowed it to become flooded with retards, not a different website. nobody's stopping you from making a blog, but nobody's going to read it either"}
+{"text":"Federated spaces? Kagi's small web?"}
+{"text":"Don't travel blog at all. Keep your personal experiences personal, leave information that's factual."}
+{"text":"I take a decent mirrorless camera on all of my travels, and with all the photos I am going to purchase a digital photo frame and hang it in my house somewhere on a slideshow of all my pics. Will obviously turn it off to converse power when no one is home"}
+{"text":"Is Goa (in India) a shithole or a good beachside state?"}
+{"text":"It would be decent if it wasn't full of indian scammers, it's too much even for indians to deal with so they go to thailand now if they can. There's a bunch of cool old Portuguese buildings and the rainforest seems pretty untouched compared to many places, but the water never looked close to that clear when I was there. It has a more standard crowded beach town feel than the general insanity of most of india, so it's one of the easier places to handle in the country other than the taxi mafia / bike rental scammers."}
+{"text":"its far better than the rest of india but complete shit because its full of indians (goans are a small minority now and not at all alike indians)"}
+{"text":"Goa is one tiny piece of the Indian west coast, which has innumerable beach towns to visit and stay in (proximity to polluted river outlets notwithstanding). Its former popularity among foreigners seemed to derive from the availability of psychedelic drugs...but some say the \"vibe\" is over. Even hosteling in Goa has become too expensive for brokie beach bums from overseas, though Indian vacationers are arriving in record-high numbers. Last year 95% of the 10.7M Goa visitors were domestic holidayers with lots of money to burn on luxury accomodation. This is driving prices for everything up up up. It's only rainforest during monsoon BTW. Now the trees are shedding their leaves in preparation for summer heat, and the waterfalls are all dry. general insanity Hasn't been my experience at all. Indians are very sane and tolerant of others in traffic, but they do in fact do whatever they want. Anarchist/voluntaryist principles apply. The only no-nos are hitting somebody or completely obstructing the roadway (but even that is okay for a short time). If you stay in a place with less through traffic, there will be less impatient horn blaring. The west coast has few big cities south of Mumbai, so you can experience the easygoing village life. More luxurious? Yes. Better than Maharashtra or Karnataka coast? No."}
+{"text":"Goa isn't a part of India, it's a tourist beach. If you want beach parties, bang lassies, whatever then fair enough. But usually it's full of isreali backpackers and jeet scammers."}
+{"text":"tell someone back home that i traveled to a SEA country \"really? did you go with your family?\" \"no i went alone haha\" \"oh why did you go?\" \"just for fun, to do some traveling :DDD\" \"oh nice nice haha\" FFS this has happened almost anytime i tell anyone that i went to SEA and I cant tell if they are trying to get me to say something like \"for sex\" or just genuinely curious. like if you were interested why not just ask how it went or if i did anything cool or some shit like that"}
+{"text":"\"just for fun, to do some traveling :DDD\" This is normie code for \"I partied and fucked hookers\". That's why people stop digging beyond that"}
+{"text":"China and Laos are cooler"}
+{"text":"tell someone from back home i used to live in japan they automatically think im a pedophile every time"}
+{"text":"\"I went to see the Angkor Wat\" People who don't travel will never understand the appeal, so give them the least refutable reason. If you went to shot show, tell them work gave you a few hotel package for walking around in their tshirt. Vegas? Cheap hotels, hoover dam. Pataya? Went to the beach. Russia? Went to see the spiral church thing."}
+{"text":"I don't hear you denying it. Everyone i know who went to Japan was there child shopping and came back with some child-looking 20 year old gf they met in a shop."}
+{"text":"I've been traveling for about 13 years now consistently after selling a financial services business in my home country. If you want any advice for anything at all id love to help! In particular people looking for motivation, tips, and tricks/advice for travel feel free to ask here! XD"}
+{"text":"Do you have a pen and opposable thumbs?"}
+{"text":"How was it out of interest?"}
+{"text":"I did a motorbike trip across the country once. You can stop anywhere and kids come out if the bushes with their hands out \"money! money\". I'd take out like 20c and all the hands would snatch at it, adults too, sending the coins flying. Some places I'd drive through the kids would throw stones at me because I'm not stopping and raining money on them. JBW is strong af ofc but it's also a really religious country, so you can find a little virgin cutie and marry her if you want a hot wife and low-IQ children."}
+{"text":"JBW is strong af ofc but it's also a really religious country, so you can find a little virgin cutie and marry her if you want a hot wife and low-IQ children. This is Conan what is good in life tier"}
+{"text":"Bump for old /trv/"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I will travel to Japan soon and I need tips for foods and / or restaurants located in the following places: Tokyo Ueno and Kagurazaka mostly. Hakone Kyoto Gion mostly. I need to know essential local foods and restaurants to try on a medium budget, so I'm searching for nothing too expensive, but I'm also not broke at all. Thanks for any suggestions!"}
+{"text":"You should not cancel your restaurant reservations over an anonymous 4chan poster who will not be able to compensate your time and money, if he is wrong. Also, there is nothing wrong about the increase in foreigners recognizing that Japanese people regularly use tabelog, since nobody in Japan uses yelp."}
+{"text":"The first piece of advice you see for restaurants these days is always \"no bro tabelog reviews are better always trust them.\" While half the reviews on tabelog are now posted by people with names like Timmy, Jimmy, and Tyrone. When every western \"influencer\" is talking about something, you know it's long past its glory days. For what it's worth, Japanese people today just use google reviews. Tabelog reviews are the equivalent of Yelp, mostly old people who started using it 20 years ago and just haven't stopped. If you trust Yelp reviews more than others, then maybe Tabelog is good for you. But I'm not sure that's the case. Especially since Tabelog does limit reviews to a low score if owners don't pay, and they raise scores if they do. Same as Yelp."}
+{"text":"That's cool but I live closer to Japan than literally any other European country."}
+{"text":"In my day a girl with a thick butt and zero boobs would have been called Big Butt and it wouldn't have been a compliment."}
+{"text":"She's half filipina and half mexican btw"}
+{"text":"going to japan in about a month for a snowboarding trip and im hitting up these destinations: -Niseko -rusutsu -furano -yuzawa gala -nozawaonsen my question is do you guys know any cool sh#t to do at these locations. im not talking about going to some cafe, im talking stuff that the tourist's usually stay away from."}
+{"text":"If you rent a car you can probabaly go to some onsens that are less busy and blownout and eat foood at some spots with less people How much are the lift tickets and hotels?"}
+{"text":"What are some resorts with good off-piste? (free ski i guess for you Americans) My Japanese friend said Niseko is a shithole run by gaijin and the prices are expensive."}
+{"text":"Rusutsu has open trees you can leave the runs and ride down without any work. Kiroro requires you to carry an avy beacon, probe, shovel and sign a waiver to enter the tree gates. Teine has backcountry right off the top of the resort. Niseko has back country gates you can access without signing up but you should probably carry avy stuff. Asahidake ropeway looks interesting for side country riding. I haven't snowboarded in hokkaido yet, I'll be there in two weeks but my impression is tree runs are the only real off run riding you can get besides the open bowl from gate 3 at Niseko."}
+{"text":"There is a lot of off-piste skiing/snowboarding, but as I'm sure you know, be careful. I guy I knew here was snowboarding through the trees and ended up going over a small cliff he couldn't see/didn't anticipate and flew smack into a tree. Yes, he died."}
+{"text":"You're a gaijin and Australian so everyone would prefer if you stay in your containment zone. Nobody is going to think you're special if you try finding some random neighborhood. Everyone just wants tourists to stay away from them."}
+{"text":"Spent 10 days of so in Egypt recently. Itinerary: Cairo Med coast & Marsa matruh Siwa Oasis Cairo It usually gets a bad rep, so will tell a few tales, give some advice, answer some questions, and share some pics from along the way."}
+{"text":"where op go?"}
+{"text":"I just came back from Cairo a few weeks ago. Spent only 3 days and did the normie travelling stuff. Stayed at the Hilton in downtown Cairo. Avoid it. It's a shithole and it wasn't cheap. I'm still upset with myself that I stayed here. I booked a half day tour of the pyramids for $95 USD. I thought I was going to join one of those Chinese tour groups with 50 people, but nope, 1-on-1 \"private\" tour guide. It was good, worth it. Pyramids are amazing! For the rest of the day I just wondered around. Went to Tahrir Square and the khan el Khalili markets. I'm wondering around the markets thinking who actually buys the junk they sell here. I bought a coffee from a place and they tried to charge me 650 Egyptian pounds. I laughed, handed him a 100 Egyptian pound note and told the guy to suck my dick. They threatened to go to the cops lol. Egyptians are fkn pussies. Next day I went to the aptly named GRAND Egyptian museum. It was grand. It has so much stuff that if youre interested in Ancient Egypt, you could easily spend a whole day there. I went there when it opened and bee-lined it straight to King Tut's golden mask. It's amazing, go see it. I was in and out in about 2 hours."}
+{"text":"...cont I had nothing to do for 1/2 a day so I got the hotel to book a last minute trip to Saqqara to see the step pyramid. It was $90 USD with a private car and tour guide. This was all last minute so I didn't care about the cost but this tour was shit. Saw the step pyramid, which was cool, but a few of the sites in the complex/necropolis were closed. Also, the tour guide bitch was meant to take me to Memphis but she didn't. On the way back I got the driver to take me to this awesome shawarma place. Shawarma in Egypt is fkn awesome. Lamb meat, caramelised onions with tahini and/or garlic sauce with a side of pickles. But it's the bread that makes it. It's stretchy and rubbery but still crunchy on the outside. That's it really. I didn't go out at night because of jet lag and that I was going to Dubai next anyways, so I might as well save my self and my money for that. I'll definitely go back, but next time I will go to Luxor and Aswan, perhaps even that oasis that OP's talking about. Also, Cairo is fun. It has a buzz about it. Horns are honking at 3am, people are always on the move and seem busy, probably trying to figure out how to rip you off. Apologies for the last pic. Didn't know it was sideways. also fk these captchas!"}
+{"text":"How'd you end up in Cairo for 3 days, lol? Seems a bit out the way. and told the guy to suck my dick Lmao, can't imagine this going down well at all.... aahah"}
+{"text":"And throwing a little bit of dirt on top of the trash like First World landfills do makes it so much better? The fucking garbage is still there. Is Egypt doable on $20 per day? From what I've heard it might be the cheapest country to visit on the African continent. But with so much of its expanse being literal no-mans-land, you really don't have as much room to explore as you do in a greener, more varied country with towns spread all over the map. Egypt is the anti-trekking country, where travel on foot for any purpose beyond stretching your legs is utterly pointless."}
+{"text":"Hi /trv/, I'm Mexican and I live in the middle of the desert. I'd like to take a vacation in my country. Where would you recommend? I'm looking for something other than Acapulco or Cancun; I want something newer. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Creel, Batopilas in Chihuahua, Huasteca Potosina in SLP, El Cielo in Tamps, Alamos in Sonora, Xalapa area in Veracruz...you get the trend yet? Pick one of your Sierra Madre (Occidental or Oriental) and go have fun in the beautiful greenery. Huasteca Potosina and Xalapa didn't feel narco infested while I was there."}
+{"text":"How is Jalisco? I want to go check out tequila distilleries around Guadalajara and maybe go over to Leon to get some boots but I'm adverse to being decapitated. Any advice is appreciated. Everything about not traditionally tourist areas Mexico seems to be super politically divided ... western lefties telling me cartels either don't exist or are the good guys and people on the right telling me my head will be mounted on a tortoise wandering the desert before I get to my hotel."}
+{"text":"copper canyon"}
+{"text":"Fuckin love Vegas despite all the /trv/ negativity about Sin City. Post advice, tips & tricks, stories, and general Vegas knowledge including but not limited to where to stay where to avoid times of year to visit and times to stay away gambling suggestions non-gambling entertainment like concerts, shows, museums food comps and strategies to maximize value hidden gems and anything else you think is relevant."}
+{"text":"I want to attend UFC 324 next week. Never been to a fight. Are tickets usually this expensive? I was expecting around $150. The cheapest I see is almost $500. Is there a better site than Stubhub? How the hell do they fill the arena at these prices"}
+{"text":"big events are always expensive ufc sells the original tix for about a third of what you see on the resale market if you are in vegas next weekend keep an eye on resale sites you will probably find one for closer to 300 a couple hours before the fight"}
+{"text":"yes fremont has a dispensary near the d but you have to be careful smoking weed on fremont they will cite you many many cops downtown walk a block off the covered area to smoke weed"}
+{"text":"I'm more of an edibles guy but I'd like to try smokin some of that legal Vegas weed"}
+{"text":"Had half a day before my redeye flight (work trip not in Vegas but flying in/out of LAS), Sakana AYCE sushi was pretty good for lunch and the price, especially the unagi nigiri. Visited Goodsprings for some New Vegas fun, 30 min south of Vegas but you'll need to bribe an Uber/Lyft with a big tip for a return trip (or use a rental, or be polite and friendly with staff who could give you a ride when they get off work). Lastly if you're departing/arriving from B gates in Terminal 1, the Elvis burger in the PGA restaurant is surprisingly good but the churros are not."}
+{"text":"why the other thread get yeeted? food, places to stay, places to go"}
+{"text":"I’m going in a couple days. Where can I find actual nitrous? All info online says it’s banned but there are somehow still balloon bars in Saigon? Are they real in Bui Vien? Can’t get a straight answer. I’m going to Saigon, Hanoi, and Da Nang (hah, nang) btw"}
+{"text":"2 largest and most famous cities \"don't go\" What a dumbass response"}
+{"text":"His post is retarded but HCMC really is lame."}
+{"text":"I like that Khmers never bothered me about anything unlike Vietnamese. Viet can be very pushy and scamy although I have to say I like most Viet people. Maybe once or twice I had a taxi driver off me a cab but no thank you was always the end of conversation. Meanwhile these Viet mfs would just not let it go."}
+{"text":"Big cities suck everywhere."}
+{"text":"This place sucked ass. I went to Epic Universe about a month or two after it opened last year and half the rides were broken down. Same thing with the regular Universe Studios park. Caught covid while I was there and flew back feeling like shit. As much as I hate giving my money to the Mouse, I doubt half of their rides would be broken down."}
+{"text":"Sorry you had a bad experience. It is a brand new park and they're still working out the kinks. A lot of time when a park opens a new ride, there will be a lot of downtime for a while after it opens. This is an entire park full of new rides, plus they're still working on efficiencies."}
+{"text":"You went to a brand new park? What did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Disney rides, particularly RoTR, have been incredibly unreliable upon launch. If you want world class innovative rides you are introducing more chances for failure with less experience to avoid issues. This isn't slapping down a B&M Batman the ride where it is tried and true. That being said, it seems that the riders per hour combined is not really sufficient for their attendance volume. Disney are very demanding with manufacturers when it comes to capacity, that is why their coasters have a million block zones."}
+{"text":"For those of you who are unfamiliar, a block zone is a section of ride that only one train may occupy. At the end of a block zone is a method to stop a train in case the block zone ahead is still occupied. This is the safety system that prevents roller coaster trains from colliding with one another."}
+{"text":"Thanks ElToroRyan"}
+{"text":"Already booked a 3-week trip for late January/early February. Coming from Canada (if that matters) and flying into Paris. Then flying out from Rome. This was actually much cheaper than booking a round trip. Thus far I've only been to Mexico and some of the States, so this will be my first real vacation by myself. Want to see as much as I can (mostly history and architecture), so that's why I'm not stopping in one city for more than 4 nights. Winter weather won't be an issue for me, and I'll be travelling mostly by train (have a licence, but renting for that long is not feasible and I heard the transit in Europe will be completely fine for my intentions). Paris: 4 Nights Travel through Reims (spend about 4 hours there) Continue to Metz: 2 Nights. Strasbourg: 2 Nights Travel through Dijon (spend about 4 hours there) Continue to Lyon: 3 Nights. Grenoble: 1 Night Turin: 2 Nights Genoa: 1 Night Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Travel through Reims (spend about 4 hours there) Reims has an incredible cathedral, Ruskin has written a whole book about it. Hope you can make it! Otherwise, I'd shorten Metz to 1 night and spend some more time in Reims. Travel through Siena & Orvieto They are both really unique cities (I'm sure you've done your research). If you could, I'd give them one whole day together so you get some time to actually walk around and see things. Then again, I wouldn't cut any days from Rome so maybe this is the sacrifice you have to make."}
+{"text":"You're trying to do too much in too little time. What do you want to get out of the trip? Spending 1 night in different cities is grindy as fuck."}
+{"text":"spend about 4 hours there what is this absolute autism for multiple cities ... I mean I did that once when passing through Lausanne but if your entire trip is just spending 4 hours in a city and moving on then you will never meet people or really have meaningful experiences"}
+{"text":"part of the brainbroken social media generation which turns everybody into women"}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the Murrican goes to europe experience, kinda like the usual eruo delusion. I land in NY, got 7 days in the US I want to go to Chicago, Florida, Hawaii and fly out from Boston, is this a good trip to sight see and party? Oh GF also mentioned Las Vegas, can we squeeze that in?"}
+{"text":"Spending a week a friend's house in Venetto Italy. Went to Venice, Bologna, Rovigo, Verona, Revana, Forli. Pros: - Not insanely hot - Amazing Food - Beer is not as bad as I thought it woul be. - Everyone looks good, the wops are actually white. - Surprisingly affordable if you aren't dumb. - People are ridiculously friendly, not used to this since I grew up with southerners and they're absolute scum. - Verona is the most beautiful city I've ever seen. - Trains are decent. Cons: - Niggers - Jeets - Abduls Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Late in 2025 I went on a large trip to the south of Italy. I went with my gf and my parents, we had a spectacular time. Rome Naples Positano Calabria Rome One of the goals of the trip was to visit the birth towns of both my parents. They're from small towns in Calabria, and while we were there in the province we stayed with a family in a sort-of-but-not-exactly agriturismo. Anyways, it was an amazing trip and I loved each city. Never felt unsafe despite walking around with jewelry at all times, even when in the crowds at a Napoli home game. One of the big highlights was getting to scuba dive in the bay of naples in the city of Baia. But honestly, the big highlight (aside from connecting with roots and building relationships with family) was just walking around and appreciating the architecture and the lifestyle."}
+{"text":"I feel like Naples could be incredibly better if they just cleaned it up a little (not talking about northern-europe levels of cleanliness, just maybe northern-italy levels, even less) and got rid of half the illegal immigrants. The streets are full of life, the locals are amazing, the surrounding scenery is incredible. I did a week in Naples+Amalfi coast and I was honestly glad to get out of Naples. I enjoyed the small Amalfi towns so much more just because of the cleanliness and lack of diversity. It shouldn't have to be this way, Naples could easily be the highlight of a trip like that."}
+{"text":"in a couple of weeks Im going to bologna, milan, a day in venice, cortina, and udine. any tips for things to see, eat, do in those spots?"}
+{"text":"A restaurant each Bologna Trattoria Anna Maria. Get homemade tortellini Milan Pizzeria Oceania. Great decor and idk what they put in the pizza dough but it's unlike anything I've ever had before Venice Enoteca Al Volto. small cozy and close to St Mark while also being off the tourist route Cortina Pontejel Bierstupbe Forst. A decent brewery and they treat you like a human rather than a wallet Udine I will travel there soon myself and let you know"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, added to the itinerary"}
+{"text":"They're called Toyoko kids because they all hang out in front of one single building. If other countries had their entire nation's homeless youth population confined to one sidewalk in front of one single building, I'd say they're doing something right. Other countries have homeless everywhere."}
+{"text":"They're winning because unlike the LDP they're not Moonie dickriders. The LDP is running on the same platform now. The PM is also affiliated with the moonies. It's clear you get your news from /pol/ and have never talked to a Japanese person in Japanese. Open the comments on any Japanese news article. Look at Japanese twitter. Listen to a conversation between two people at a restaurant. Turn on the TV. Every. Single. Fucking. Minute. Is nonstop complaining about the ridiculous amounts of foreigners in the country."}
+{"text":"The LDP is running on the same platform now. It's like you didn't read the rest of my post where I outlined that Turning attention to foreigners is a win/win for the LDP that want to distract from their own corruption scandal AND try to take the wind out of Sanseito's sails. It's clear (You) get your news from /pol/, don't speak Japanese and have never left your basement."}
+{"text":"Yes, we get it. You teach English! No need to brag. We know. You worked hard to get where you are with your teaching job. Yeah, I know, those hiragini and kotakona are hard! And can't forget those konji! It's understandable why you wouldn't be able to read Japanese news. :) Don't worry. We're not judging you! Being an English teacher is okay! Everybody loves and respects your profession! Especially the Japanese! They're honorable and would never look down on you!"}
+{"text":"Increasing number of homeless or runaway youth in Tokyo. Variety of reasons but same conclusion they're all druggies, alcoholics and have no direction in life, not quite yakuza but troublemakers nonetheless."}
+{"text":"Singapore is the worst fucking country you could go within the entire region of Southeast Asia Experiences The fuck do you even experience over here? Most people don't want to speak to you in the first place Buildings There aren't any, the one good building is a war memorial, there are no battlefield sites, this country has no history Women The men here all go for Vietnamese women instead Public transport The public transport here was excellent, I'll give them that Stores Food, tech, and a few bars, that's it, no libraries, nothing, it's fucking empty Food Arguably one of the few good things about the country, but if you don't follow their specific rules, they'll fine you Culture They use a dialect of English that sounds retarded Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what to do in JB?"}
+{"text":"Go to Singapore Realize that there's nothing worthwhile here Go to Batak instead Life is good"}
+{"text":"Lived there for a few years. It's great if you have a lot of money. Total waste of time if you come with a budget. Pros: - Lots of food options. - Good night life. - Lots of jobs and big companies all have bases here. - Switzerland in asia vibe. - Good climate to do business. - Dating scene is wild: On Tinder and Bumble i kept matching with singaporean women and expats alike. I noticed there was a HUGE swinger community in Singapore, lots of married singaporean couples into cuckolding/voyeurism/threesomes. Good luck finding wife material women however, everyone in that country seems sex starved for some reason. - Easy access to most of asia and the middle east. - Very safe. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"married singaporean couples into cuckolding/voyeurism/threesomes this shit was so fucking strange, is it a malay/chinese thing? i don't get it, i was looking for a bdsm comunity and found one over there into cucking corporate drone psychopaths people aren't all good too, crazy place"}
+{"text":"Not really a cultural thing. Rich/upper-class singaporean men love marrying complete sluts who are often chinese/thai/singaporean as well and they get bored fast with vanilla relationships. I kept matching with freaky couples even on tinder. Also many on these apps are married and won't even tell you until the last moment. They prefer foreigners so they can keep their privacy better but the scene is big over there. Good if you just want to bang women but anyone worth more than that is long gone from these apps unless you look for another western expat."}
+{"text":"Going to Shanghai in a couple of weeks for four days then over to Tokyo. Is it actually a fun city? What to see and do? Where to stay?"}
+{"text":"Shanghai is a fun city by itself. Lujiazui is the place with the skyline and across the way is the Waitan or Bund where you can view it. I'm a few years out now, but the Museum of Science and Technology subway station has a great fake market area and the museum itself is cool. Also highly recommend Power Station art museum (if it's still open) and the Museum of Urban Development. The Art Museum building at Mercedes Benz Arena was pretty cool but not really my favorite art museum I've been to."}
+{"text":"Where are you favorite places to visit in Manhattan? Someone here gave me a great pizza recommendation last time I went. Haven't done much on the west side besides Grey's Papaya. It's still gonna be cold when I go so I'm doing a Broadway show"}
+{"text":"Tiki chick Otto's shrunken head Gonna check these out. I really dug Paradise Lost in Manhattan. I love tiki bars!"}
+{"text":"What you mean you don't like getting frisked by security to hang out with a group of 50 year old straight women from Nebraska while paying $20 for well liquor at the Stonewall Inn?"}
+{"text":"dam son. you wrong. but I like your style"}
+{"text":"3 day manhattan trip with the bestie coming up. Got a rough iten so far. To be clear, this represents the ideal, not that we HAVE to cram it all in. Still looking for food choices but we'll prob just duck in places as we walk around. ik it's a lot but anything glaring i'm missing? 9/11 memorial statue of liberty brooklyn bridge times square LIPS drag dinner (not my choice, she's faggier than me) Chelsea Market High Line Empire St Building Natural History Museum MET Central Park (maybe the zoo) Heathers @ New World Stage 30 Rock Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Heathers Based but you've missed out on the original run. It's going to be the shitty version with censored songs and half the edgy lines removed. West End production absolutely ruined Heathers and the disease has come home to roost stateside."}
+{"text":"I don't see a lot of threads about south America, Africa on /trv/. Brazil dominates the continent, is it geographically isolated or can you go through Brazil in transit back and forth? Does anyone transit Guyana through the Brazil land border? How far can you actually get up the Amazon and is that a viable route? When it's the tourist season, which places to normie Americans ruin? How's the place doing currency wise, is Venezuela back on the itinerary?"}
+{"text":"Also howcomes you're not into BA?"}
+{"text":"Because I've been there and I hated it. The people are rude, everything is expensive and obnoxiously bourgeois"}
+{"text":"Fair enough, anywhere else you'd recommend instead?"}
+{"text":"Going to visit São Paulo for two weeks in March with my gf, any recs? Pro tips? Staying in Vila Mariana and know not to take out my phone in public or be walking around at night. My Portuguese is decent but my gf can't speak it (only Spanish)"}
+{"text":"If she speaks Spanish slowly, it'll click for most words. Even English/Spanish/Japanese works in most areas. You could visit Liberdade, it's the Japanese district there. Very close to where you're staying. Really nice and cheap for you two. Please avoid any \"morro\"/favela tours, don't be a dumb tourist. There's a few cathedrals if you're into architecture, google Maps should give nice recommendations for it. (Use Waze if you're going to drive around, it's more updated on that part) There's the beach area and Santos which is pretty nice to visit. \"Aquário de São Paulo\" is pretty cool. Food, just go to local stuff, there's one in practically every corner. Try the abacate smoother or \"vitamina de abacate.\" Abacate is another type of avocado, but sweet and much larger. \"Jantinha\" is a small dinner on-the-go. \"Farofa\" is grounded up cassava that looks like sand, it can be raw or seasoned. \"Pequi\" is a very selected taste, but SCRAPE it with your teeth, since it's a giant seed and can break your teeth if you bite in. If you wanna look like a local, just wear Havaiannas, Riders or some local flip flop, shorts. No fancy watch/jewelry. Get a fanny pack for carrying stuff is nice."}
+{"text":"I’m planning to backpack Europe in a month. I am in decent financial shape but I’ll be staying in hostels and capsules and the flights are free with miles. I’ve dreamed of going to the old country for a long time. I’ll be in Rome, Zurich, a couple cities in Germany, Gdansk, and maybe Prague. I’ll spring for the rail pass. What are some tips from anybody who has done something similar?"}
+{"text":"Asia would be better this time of year due to lack of humidity and slightly longer days. Just your call anon, know that Europe in February is legit garbage tier"}
+{"text":"europe sucks in febuary Yeah whatever man thats just your opinion and you could at least go in to reasons why the warmer months are superior for travel"}
+{"text":"NTA but OP specifically said backpacking -days are short meaning if anon is going to backpack he's limited on things to do outside, not fun to backpack in the dark -the weather is miserable of cold to cold and slushy-wet snow or full on bullshit blizzard -things to do outside are at an all-time low due to reasons lifted above -most people are staying at home due to all the holidays draining the funds and such -the food that you'd normally be getting with summer/end of summer isn't fresh no canned shit doesn't count I mean yeah it's FINE but again OP is mentioning specifically backpacking meaning outdoors most the time hopping from place to place, unless OP means something like \"just going to europe with one backpack\". Why you wouldn't wait until at least spring is absurd as more to do outside and far better scenery"}
+{"text":"By \"backpacking\" he evidently means bedrotting in a capsule all day. One plus of traveling in low season, flights and accomodation will be as cheap as they get, allowing him to get by on a Southeast Asia tier budget. With Europe's push to conserve energy you'll likely be freezing ass both indoors and out."}
+{"text":"Europe is great in the winter if you know how to pick the locations. Lisbon/Southern Portugal, Seville/Malaga are really nice this time of the year. I'm guessing some Greek islands could also be interesting, though you'd miss out on their main attractions, the beaches. I spent a week in Sicily in January and it was awesome. But yeah, northern europe can be super comfy in the winter if you have a routine and something to do indoors. Otherwise it's a bit harsh. There's a reason scandinavians all flock to the Canary Islands in Dec/Jan."}
+{"text":"Favorite places in Greece?"}
+{"text":"I don't know about winter sports generally, but it's got a dozen ski resorts if you're interested in that."}
+{"text":"Why would you go to Greece when you get older history and 10x more friendly people/ better food/ cheaper everything across the borders in albania"}
+{"text":"Albania history U wot?"}
+{"text":"who is caesar?"}
+{"text":"absolutely agree with you. It's a wonderful place. I spent 4 nights there on my own some years ago, the sunsets at Ios are incredible. I swore I'd go back with a girl. Still waiting for the girl..."}
+{"text":"subarbs are florida car centric urban sprawl with terrible traffic cbd is Philly tier destitute, homeless everywhere, trash everywhere, smells like garbage and cigarettes, many closed business still almost as expensive as actually nice cities like melbourne and sydney This might be my most hated western city in the world"}
+{"text":"Fucking arts festival fag"}
+{"text":"I went to Adelaide once. All the prostitutes were Chinese grandmas with faces like a baboons ass. Never again"}
+{"text":"Adelaide still looks 5x better than Houston. The natural setting and climate are both awesome."}
+{"text":"nothing in Australia approaches the level of social decay found in American inner cities"}
+{"text":"Coober Pedy Why you going here? Smoke ice or dig for opals? random comparison ADL is a decent, comfortable, small sized city to live in. There are some nice parts to the place, like north adelaide with tree lined streets and a church on every corner, decent beach in Glenelg, and also up the hills where the rich folks stay with their wineries and vineyards. If you're a tourist, then it's only barossa valley that's worth visiting. Other than that, no sane person would trv to adelaide."}
+{"text":"cheapest rent in the USA high paying seasonal gigs(oil truck driving energy) stupid cheap housing long comfy summers train to Chicago daily What's the downside? inb4 snow, I love snow"}
+{"text":"Not OP but CDL in Fargo pays stupid high, there are people who do the long haul between Seattle and Chicago for mega bux during holiday crunch times. Hell, the city will pay you like 28-30/hr starting + training you for being a bus driver in fargo not bad when a decent apartment is like ~625-700/mo. Oil is seasonal work that lasts ~6 months pays very good if you don't mind it and is far safer than fishing in Alaska."}
+{"text":"long comfy summers Lol Horrendous weather 85 and 80% humidity all summer with insane mosquitoes -15 and under three feet of snow all winter No concerts or other events Expensive to fly out of Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays It’s def very cheap though"}
+{"text":"Expecting 4chan basement dwelling incels to give actual good advice 4Chan hates anything that isn't some shithole NPC hive suburb in the midwest."}
+{"text":"Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays So trad wife?"}
+{"text":"Horrendous weather Debatable, the thunderstorms here are GOAT 85 and 80% humidity all summer with insane mosquitoes confirmed visiting once and sticking at red river. it's rarely 80% humidity and the wind out here makes it a non issue, I'd take 85 with 85% humidity vs. the shit in the south where it's dead still without wind -15 and under three feet of snow all winter we haven't had 3ft of snow pile up in years, besides ND's snowplowing is SSS+ tier No concerts or other events we have events but it's not like most trv goes to them anyways, flights are cheap, trains are cheap, idk what you want exactly Expensive to fly out of It's really not though? like this airport I can show up when boarding starts be through tsa and make my flight. Normal airports ~2hrs of bullshit so I call it even. What's an extra 50 bucks on top of flying to a hub or taking a night time train to MSP? Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays confirmed for never been, most christians here are fun but if you aren't a people person it will be shitty It’s def very cheap though which is why it's the perfect home base Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what state of india should i visit as an american with a high tolerance for third world conditions that loves nature? so far i'm thinking of himachal pradesh or somewhere in the 7 sisters but i'd love to hear an indian's (or someone who has been there) opinion on the matter."}
+{"text":"How hairy were they though?"}
+{"text":"Don't. Just don't"}
+{"text":"Bihar is known as the worst, dirtiest, and most dangerous part of India (in terms of crime). As a first trip, it's probably not a good introduction. I'd advise visiting some nicer parts first and putting Bihar at the end of the trip so you don't hate everything and leave immediately."}
+{"text":"As a non-normie traveler, India is gradually cementing its place as the best country I've explored so far. If you're a normie faggot who just wants to be in a herd of mindless pleasure chasers, bug off to Phuket or Pattaya or some other hedonist containment zone. Visiting India isn't for you. Bihar has the lowest GDP per capita, but IDK if that automatically means there is more rubbish lying around in Bihar than in other states. If anything, the lack of economic development could mean less construction rubble, vacant waste lots, abandoned buildings and other detritus of progress that is so prevalent in the more prosperous states. Hotel rooms are likely to be dirty and rundown due to the lack of new construction, however. Crime stats don't show Bihar as a standout for violent crime either. Maharashtra had a robbery rate 2.5x higher than Bihar in 2023. Bihar's rape rate is also lower than the national average, likely due to an extremely conservative culture that ensures women don't place themselves in social situations where rape is likely to occur."}
+{"text":"How can you fuck then idiot?"}
+{"text":"How can I spend a day in picrel and feel like I'm in a movie, rather than feeling like just some sad sack splurging on a 4-star experience in the asshole of the world? Example of what I don't want to do: rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track and stand in a hotel lobby being jealous of the upgrade the family next to me is getting. Example of what I'd like to do: snorkel somewhere cool, fistfight Ronda Rousey, save the life of a pakistani slave as he is being whipped this is not a troll thread, i just refuse to believe anywhere can be as boring as this place tries to be."}
+{"text":"UAE Nobody whips or abuses anyone else migrant workers especially maids are routinely abused and occasionally murdered sometimes the maids flip out from being abused so much that they murder their employers"}
+{"text":"This happens in HK and Singapore too. Random jungle Asians grabbing peoples kids and doing a header from the 20th floor"}
+{"text":"Migrant workers are often social rejects in their home country. Though I met a girl here in Roha whose dad has been working in Saudi Arabia for over a decade. All that slaving away for a family he hardly ever sees. What's in it for him? Hard to understand why men make such choices, especially when their so-called \"loved ones\" choose his remittances over his physical presence. Reprimands for a lousy job are not abuse. Scolding and humiliation is often the only way to get Thirdies to do the job right. Otherwise they always choose the path of minimum effort. UAE in summer is literal hell for nature lovers. People who live there forget the Earth is supposed to have trees and rivers and singing birds and fertile fields. Instead, the earth of Arabia is a blank slate upon which man builds exactly as he wishes."}
+{"text":"rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track Well it's not a closed track but a empty parking lot in a desert, else you summed up the UAE perfectly. No class, no culture, just soulless consumerism and degeneration."}
+{"text":"rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track sounds hella fun. wtf is wrong with you OP? you sound like a fag"}
+{"text":"are road trips overrated? what are your road trip experiences? I feel tempted to just fuck off to balkans or some of the -stans, rent a car and drive around the mountains and smaller cities the freedom to go wherever whenever seems great but on the other hand I can see it devolving into just starting at the road half of the day and being exhausted from driving most of the time"}
+{"text":"What does retardation have to do with anything? I'm a free and independent white adult. I don't want somebody else's wishes exerting any degree of influence over my actions unless such cooperation is the most sensible way to get something done (i.e. riding a bus together). The idea of giving up the freedom to explore nature at my own pace and tag along with some chatterbox friends is appalling."}
+{"text":"I don't get how 90% of people I meet are this dumb. It's quite frankly shocking."}
+{"text":"Went to Nordkapp 4.5k km driving, top down whole trip."}
+{"text":"eastern US is more scenic than the west We’ve finally jumped the shark with retarded 4chan contrarianism"}
+{"text":"There' a dude on trv who shills in every thread for people to go to Gatlinburg. He absolutely rages when people mention the west coast or Europe. The only possible explanation is that these people have never been anywhere else. Here are some great routes I've done Durango-Silverton-Ouray-Telluride Zion-Bryce-Escalante-Moab the 395 from Indian Wells-Mammoth-Yosemite Valley The loop around Lake Tahoe in the summer The 101 from Santa Barbara to San Francisco (the 101 anywhere is amazing) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How has alcohol enhanced your /trv/ days? Any stories? Any major fuck ups? Missed 3 flights due to /druk/, but don't regret a thing."}
+{"text":"incredibly druk."}
+{"text":"ebin when was this? I thought Xinjiang was hard to access as an outsider"}
+{"text":"I'm going there soon. I believe it's opened up apart from certain areas (borders, some roads, etc). Apparently the security presence is high. I'l be entering on a mutli year biz visa, so I'm not sure whether having it on a tourist visa itinerary is a problem, but yeah, I'll report back at the end of next month how it's all gone."}
+{"text":"2025 picrel the wusu in question"}
+{"text":"Little did I know sure buddy"}
+{"text":"I don't care about internet, culture, things to do, vibes, whatever. I just want the cheapest, safest possible place where I can stay as long as possible without moving around and just have my savings last as long as possible to have food and shelter and watch youtube. Is there any city where I can live for like $400 a month indefinitely just sitting in my room? With safe, cheap cooked food readily available nearby?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that where they headhunt you?"}
+{"text":"This thread is familiar ;] Have you made any new progress on your escape plan? Did you choose a southeast asian country?"}
+{"text":"eastern europe is crazy expensive compared to asia you guys don't know shit obviously so stfu"}
+{"text":"Don't you have to be African or Middle Eastern for that though?"}
+{"text":"Colombia"}
+{"text":"What options do I have if I want to stay in China for long periods of time? (At least 180 days a year) I am a citizen of Ukraine btw if that matters"}
+{"text":"Thinking about moving to Myanmar. Burnt out in Thailand with drinking and shitty relationships. Apartments in Yangon seem really expensive but maybe Mandalay or Naypyidaw would be an option. Anyone been there? How's the dating (for serious relationship)? Anyone worked there? I'm a teacher (proper) I bet they're struggling like fuck to fill positions"}
+{"text":"OP here, I've been there, it's cool but be sure to go during the cooler months because it's savannah desert hot. Wild death heat."}
+{"text":"Is it simple enough to fly into Rangoon and just get a train/bus/boat up? Sketchy twitchy checkpoint shit? Bribes? Groups of guys eyeing you up wherever you go?"}
+{"text":"Bagan (phone poster fag spellcheck) is awesome. When I was there you’d get a bike for the day with not much kyat and cycle between temples. I think they moved into minibus shuttles later. I lived in Cambodia at the time and Bagan in my opinion shat all over Angkor. You’re welcome to go be a guest of the Burmese government, I don’t give a lick of shit regarding your future. you only have to be over a certain age to see how quickly embassies GTFO of places like Iran, Cambodia and STH Vietnam when things went south. But go for it, I’m sure the Burmese military Police will be most amused by your bravado. Don’t exchange all your dollars at the airport, they scalp tourists. Get your kyat outside from street vendors it’s a jaw dropping price difference."}
+{"text":"You’re welcome to go be a guest of the Burmese government, I don’t give a lick of shit regarding your future. you only have to be over a certain age to see how quickly embassies GTFO of places like Iran, Cambodia and STH Vietnam when things went south. But go for it, I’m sure the Burmese military Police will be most amused by your bravado I was 2 years in Iraq, halfway through ISIS invaded. I didn't leave. Do you know how much high-estrogen screeching I heard just like yours? I was on the ground, I understood the nuances regarding security. Things can certainly escalate in Myanmar. At the moment there are ~75,000 expats in Myanmar so your trembling hysteria just feels very gay. Things can change, but I have a higher risk appetite than you. I understand potential danger, it's not like you're explaining something new, I just shrug it off. It's the estrogen-testosterone difference between us."}
+{"text":"Man, just book your ticket to Myanmar instead of yapping endlessly about how badass you are, people told you everything you need to know, now do it and go there. Oh and be aware that if you have a Visa bank card, it won't work there."}
+{"text":"What's the grossest food you've encountered abroad? I just got back from a trip to China and saw some of the wildest dishes you could imagine – cicadas, pig brain soup, bullfrog, etc. You name it, they eat it! I've been to over 50 countries and have never seen anything like this."}
+{"text":"I became slightly lactose intolerant after living in Asia for a few years, but that fixed itself pretty quickly after I left"}
+{"text":"xinnie told them to stop traveling to Japan, but I was just in Tokyo/Kyoto for a week and it has only gotten worse imo"}
+{"text":"Do rural thais/malays eat monitor lizard? I don't know about Thai, but I do know some urban Malaysians eat monitor lizard. There is a famous restaurant in Kuala Lumpur that serves lizard curry. It's technically a Malaysian Indian restaurant though. Here in Medan, dog meat is known as B1. This is a reference to the Batak people who eat Biang (dog) and Babi (pork). Dog is B1 and pork is B2. I've attached a Google Maps image with search results for B1 restaurants. There is quite a few of them here. I also included a recent photo and review."}
+{"text":"The flesh and blood are delicious."}
+{"text":"Lumpia isn't too bad"}
+{"text":"What have been your favorite places to visit around Christmas? I might be looking to travel next year and I'd like to know what people's best recommendations are. What I'm looking for: Snow must be guaranteed or highly likely Must have at least some nature or folksy component; I'm okay with going to a city but I don't want the equivalent of going to NYC and watching the tree lighting at Rockefeller Center, way too metropolitan I'd like to be able to get by speaking English, though if I have to use a translation app sometimes that's fine But you don't have to reply to talk about places that I'm looking for, feel free to discuss your favorite Christmas travel memories too!"}
+{"text":"So if I were looking for villages or resorts to visit that had a bunch of stuff to see all very loccalized, does anyone have any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"I was in Vienna around christmas time: - Everything was closed, didn't realize they were old school with christmas and out of my 5 days spent there, 4 days everything was closed except cafes, museums and restaurants. - City center around the cathedral was SWAMPED with mass tourists who came for 60 euros on ryanair tickets. - Christmas markets were numerous and weren't swamped with people, was actually kino and the food was good quality there while not being overpriced. - Restaurants were good as well. - Visiting the schonnbrunn, and sisi palace during christmas time is a good vibe, especially with the christmas market outside the schonnbrunn so you can enjoy food and mulled wine when you're done visiting. Overall good experience, just be mindful that the area around the cathedral is a zoo, and that if you come during christmas time, forget shopping as every store is basically closed except the souvenir shops, cafes, restaurants and a few select groceries."}
+{"text":"dislike Christmas in North America because of the rampant consoomerism enjoyed Christmas in Europe because (...) they have fun Christmas market"}
+{"text":"There's a world of difference between getting into a fight at a Walmart and drinking a mug of hot wine."}
+{"text":"Pretty much any town especially towards the alps will have christmas decorations up and most will have some kind of specials up to small/mid size Christmas markets. Out of memory in no particular order. Einsiedeln, Meran, Bregenz. Lindau, Strassburg, Sterzing, Liestal, Seefeld, Rapperswil, Entlebuch(1 day event, last saturday of november iirc), Annecy, Chambery... All of them have something going for them, the rest depends on what else you want to do but yeah."}
+{"text":"Flying to Japan next week after a hellish stay here, holy shit no wonder this place is barely talked about there is fucking nothing outside Seoul and a few specific spots worth a damn oh you want to go to that cool shrine/temple you saw a picture of yeah hope you got an ARC card because you need to book it on our shitty government run app that barely works Ha paying with visa? chump, not accepted here why you not have Kakao pay? Oh yeah you need ARC for that lol. oh that cool thing you saw of these temples/shrines/buildings? Yeah those are closed for uhh idk... Oh no it doesn't look like that really except one short part of the season that lasts for a week or so every subway smells like kimchi+garlic+fish even if you're on the 5am train it somehow still smells every historic site is basically a reconstruction of what it might have been way back when Korea was a farming nation Itaewon is a fucking joke(wasn't expecting much but damn), drinking culture is okay(?) at best want to go up mountain path or hike get asked \"what are you doing here?\" by every passing 50 year old park hand? half the websites barely work when using an English function if you're a foreigner some shit is just completely off the table to attempt even if you want to pay cash korean men are some of the biggest incels I've met, it's like /pol/ irl every point of interest you try to find boils down to shopping mall, shopping mall connected to train station, or shopping mall+amusement park try to find some other tourist tips but it all boils down to \"Seoul->DMZ->Gangnam!!! and maybe Jeju\" women are decent but have insanely weird expectations on things or full on crazy The only thing I can say going for this place is that it's cheap in transportation, beer, and food, but I feel like I spend more just to not be bored to death here. I finally see why this place is only referenced for a visa reset. I got one last weekend here, is there something I am missing? Staying Itaewon was a mistake..."}
+{"text":"I agree, South Korea sucks, but I might have to go there for my grandma's funeral. Should I just fuck off as soon as the funeral is done, or should I actually try to do any sightseeing?"}
+{"text":"You talking about me again?: Cause I've already explained why that point is wrong and dumb."}
+{"text":"So I've been in South Korea for a month and half now. I had a good time, it's time to leave but sadly I missed my plane to China, so I've been depressed and drinking a lot in Incheon, but that's my own fault, not the fault of the country. I really like Seoul. Indeed, for sightseeing there isn't much, but I like how every district is distinct from each other. Itaewon is somewhat trendy and full of foreigners, has food from every part of the world, Turkish, Uzbek, Russian, African... Hongdae is the same but more degenerate, there is always some crazy shit happening at night, and a lot of indie rock concerts. Speaking of concerts, one thing I dislike is that they are rather expensive compared to Europe, it's always between 30k and 50k won for local bands, and I don't understand their reservation system, but at least Korean indie bands are pretty good. Also in Seoul, people don't dance, which is actually an opportunity to get noticed as the crazy foreigner, I befriended a musician that way. In Busan, people are more relaxed and dance. Then regarding districts, once you get tired of these two, it's time to go to the ones with actual Koreans. I love Dongmyo, there is plenty of stuff to buy at the flea market, you can feel people are poorer, but it's not dangerous at all, it feels more real. Not far away, there is Gwangjang Market if you want to try weird food like grilled pork uterus. Then there are all the famous attractions nearby. I only visited the Changdeok Palace, which is nice but I thought it was kinda disappointing. The Seoul Tower is also just a mall basically, but what is nice about it is the Namsan park, to get lost there and get a respite from the city life. If you have a gf, you need to bring her to Seongsu, it's has a lot of trendy cafés, art galleries and a little forest, it's hip but rather calm and relaxing."}
+{"text":"(cont.) I also went to Busan and Gyeongju. Staying in the center of Busan was perhaps a mistake because the gray skyscrapers get oppressing after a while, which wasn't something I experienced in Seoul. That said, the two highlights of my trip in terms of sightseeing were there, the Igidae hiking trail on the seaside, and the Beomeosa Temple in the mountains. If I understand correctly, concerts and arcades in Busan are in the Gwangan and Namcheon districts, but be careful because there are very little night buses in Busan unlike in Seoul. I didn't stay long in Gyeongju, but the Wolji Pond at night was kino, and stumbling upon the Woljeonggyo Bridge by chance was pretty cool too. There is nothing notable in Incheon AFAIK, I'm only staying there because it's cheap and I need to get my shit together. Anyway, I don't get most complaints in this thread. No it's not Japan, but that's a good thing, people are more social and less autistic here. If you want Japan, go to Japan. I like taking it easy in Seoul and Korea in general. For me, it's not about visiting this historical monument or that, it's all about exploring the city and every once in while meeting some people from all walks of life, drinking makgeolli with a MMA fighter, then getting invited by girls to participate to a ritual in a cult, during the same day. Going to a restaurant and trying strange food for 10k won. I had zero interest in Korean culture before coming here, and now, I'm rather fascinated by it, not by its past history, but on the contrary, by how it is developing. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":". Oh no it doesn't look like that really except one short part of the season that lasts for a week or so I can understand this one. Tbf there's a lot of tourist attractions like that. Mother nature is a bitch to plan around. It's why I never try to visit places for things like cherry blossums or fall leaves. Life's too short to stress over the weather."}
+{"text":"Have any of you gotten a yellow fever vaccine for Brazil? I'm planning to go spend some weeks in Brazil starting in January 2026, specifically Rio, Sao Paulo, Florianopolis but might also want to see a city in the inside of the country such as Curitiba or make a small detour at the coast seeing a small touristic places. On the one hand I read only like 50% of the brazilian population is vaccinated on the other hand I also read there's a resurgence of cases and that the vaccine has a low side effect profile."}
+{"text":"I hope so, although I meant more the immediate consequences that the vaccine had. In my case I had very strong costochondritis which is still lingering till today and this was years ago. Now in retrospect J&J is known to have triggered these."}
+{"text":"Have any of you gotten a yellow fever vaccine for Brazil? I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone talk about yellow fever the actual disease on the entirety of 4chan."}
+{"text":"Ive gone to brazil a few times now and met a girl down there. She's from SP so thats where ive spent most of my time, but ive been to Curitiba, Blumenau, B. Camboriú and Floripa (twice). As you go further south, people do become colder, but theyre still very friendly. I think its because sotuthern brazil is more european, but theres enough migration within brazil that the warmer sociabilities from up north rubs off on them. If youre really worried, try to learn some portugese. Its difficult to get by with english in brazil, as their pronunciation is VERY different. Even if you cant learn much of the language, at least being able to pronounce an english word in the portugese way helps a ton (ie: futbol is pronounced as \"foot-chee-bau\", notebook = \"not-chee-book-ee\", direta (porto for \"right\") = \"Jee-rite-aa\" And being able to speak porto opens up a ton of opportunities. My GF and I passed by a really nice fire department in Vila Mariana SP, and I wanted to take a pic of the building. The security guard came up to speak with me, and when he realized I wasnt brazilian, he invited us into the station and let us sit in the firetrucks. He said if they werent doing training excersise that day, he wouldve given us a full tour. Pic related"}
+{"text":"The fire department building"}
+{"text":"be a fireman leave the station fall off the planet and end up into space"}
+{"text":"Your plans for the coming year Your dreams for the coming year"}
+{"text":"Even shitty hostels cost more than 10 euros a night in Europe. Some people's sense of travel pricing is stuck in 2015, I swear. Why Myanmar and not Northeast India? Every time I think of going to Japan, I see posts like this and think \"fuck that\". White slobs pathetically eager to fit in by speaking the local language and cramming together in a dorm with other white slobs whose shoes reek to high heaven. I'd rather visit Tajikistan desu. The landscape is a whole lot more desolate, but the people are tough and hardy, not soft, sheltered and ridden with weird cartoon obsessions."}
+{"text":"Why Myanmar and not Northeast India? Surprisingly good question. I was in NE India last year. Meghalaya was incredible but for Nagaland and Manipur, you need a Protected Area Permit and give them your itinerary. There are lots of places near the Myanmar border you're not allowed. All the restrictions totally ruin the travel experience for me. It's Nagaland that I'm most interested in in NE India. I learned Burmese a few years ago, I've forgotten much now. The country still remains largely isolated, so you can experience a sense of adventure and wonder. But as soon as they remove the PAP for Nagaland, I will literally buy a ticket."}
+{"text":"How'd you rank the seven sisters for /trv/ experiences? Any stuff really stand out as unique in these places?"}
+{"text":"My lease ends in August so im training to become a bicycle nomad. Going to cycle west coast to the east coast of the usa then cycle down into Mexico and the rest of South America."}
+{"text":"How'd you rank the seven sisters for /trv/ experiences? Any stuff really stand out as unique in these places? Meghalaya is beautifully clean, it's like 97% non-jeet. The jungles are incredible and there are thousands of steps everywhere going through jungles, I got shredded after a few weeks exploring the villages by foot. However, it's full of Indian tourists, I only saw 3 foreign tourists the whole time I was there. Many of the Indians are from Calcutta and they have a well-deserved reputation for being extremely noisy and inconsiderate. Fucking horrible people to be around. Shouting on their phones, blasting music with their doors open. I had to move hotel once just to get away from them. The native Meghalaya people see them for how bad they are too."}
+{"text":"What is the point of travel in 2025?"}
+{"text":"I've been thinking about that a lot lately as well. The only reason to travel is when there's something particular you're going for. The crowds are different and people's attitudes are different. So many places are full of refugees from war or white women and farangs attitudes just keep deteriorating. It's like a quiet hostility between so many and lack of respect. Smartphones are everywhere and many people have to record every fucking thing around them. It kind of sucks now. Hard to know how much of it's the environment or my age though."}
+{"text":"Yeh you sound like an oldfag fs"}
+{"text":"It’s not your age or environment, your soul has gone stale and rotten. I’m a very old fag traveller, used to post on this very board back when it was actually good. If you make the choices to go to places full of hostile white women etc, then it’s on you for making shitty choices. Other anons have said travel with purpose it’s a good philosophy, I just spent a month in Southern Australia surfing pristine meticulous surf breaks local friends with no other people at all in sight. The beaches, were like cold water Indonesia minus the trash. You never see spasticated influencers talking about these places on pootube. Statusmaxxing How absurdly wrong can you be about travel? Ok this guy is a faggot. It’s not that he’s travelled, look at how he’s travelled. He’s rotten inside and tired of living, you respect that? All these places he’s travelled to like cattle, but he never even took the time to motorbike, or even pushbike across any of these countries. He’s travelled like a corporate cocksucker and thinks he’s in a place of authority, Reddit suits him, he probably molests children"}
+{"text":"For an older you sound like a nurealtraveller poojabba"}
+{"text":"It’s not your age or environment, your soul has gone stale and rotten. Pretty much. I'm in a serious slump and I'm not thrilled with it. I barely go outside unless I need to. I know I need to just push myself out there, but I don't feel like it. I'll do it anyway at some point. I need to move countries again in a month."}
+{"text":"Red-pill me on cruises."}
+{"text":"cruises can be very expensive especially the internet connectivity. I looked up on-board fees and I think it's cheaper to use wifi onboard Qatar Airways mid-air."}
+{"text":"This, it was $100 for on sister's 4 day carnival cruise for internet, it was getting over 100 mbps which is sweet, but you may as well add $100 for internet plus $60 for gratuities plus the cruise ticket and fees, overall it ended up being $235 a day for an all said and done carnival cruise, which I still think is damn impressive when you consider you get to be on a ship with fast wifi and a balcony room, complimentary food, ports of call with tender boat for free, a regular resort on land can't even compete when you consider you're buying food locally when you want it."}
+{"text":"They're fun but 95% of the value in taking one is being able to brag to other people you could take one is the other 5% is an excuse to not have to deal with the outside world's bullshit for a few days (a lie because you bought the overpriced internet package) He's right. If you've ever been friends with frequent cruise-goers (particularly, the people who make plans and push to actually go on them, less so the people who are dragged along for the ride), they fit that description to a T. Cruise liners are explicitly built to be financially impractical, and that specifically attracts people who crave the impracticality of it all, just so they can feel something while they burn $7000 they have lying around from an account that made its money in stocks and mutual funds by itself over the last few years. That invariably attracts more of a certain kind of person."}
+{"text":"they burn $7000 they have lying around Its amusing to me that these people will spend this money to go on a cruise ship for a week while I can spend less than this fucking around in Japan for 3 months"}
+{"text":"Well again, there is a draw from just disconnecting from the outside world -- it's you, your family and friends, and a small boatload of complete strangers, and absolutely no one else for a few days. No land to reach you, no internet to contact you. That's the one thing that only cruise ships can ever kind of provide. The most recent cruise I went on was exactly that -- an escape from the world for a bit. Our family had a very rough 2025 dealing with the death of my grandfather and the subsequent workload of dealing with my grandmother. Think of THE most stubborn, ornery, \"my way or the highway\" person you know, and multiply it by 6. Then combine that with all the fun of mid-stage Alzheimer's, and you have a person who KNOWS her house is down the street, and damn it, she's gonna go to it, fuck you, get out of her way (it was her childhood home in a town 200 miles away that was bulldozed in 1958). A few visits to the hospital later, a couple of transfers between care homes, and pretty much all of us were exhausted with our newfound full-time job. And for about $4000 per person? Honestly it did not sound like that bad of a deal. And yes, when you get onboard, there really isn't anything you can do that you can't also do for far cheaper on land, except maybe go top deck and look 360 degrees and see nothing but water, and also develop sea legs. That's the one reason I can think of if you're a Practical Person. To disconnect, completely and totally. Any other reason is for Impractical People."}
+{"text":"Any opinions regarding this airline? They have cheap flights from my home country to LAX, but they don't include carry-on luggage on their cheapest fare, so I want to be sure if I ain't signing a contract with a Colombian devil?"}
+{"text":"It's a run of the mill legacy carrier."}
+{"text":"It's their flagship carrier so it should be pretty nice."}
+{"text":"good idea if you want to die in a plane crash"}
+{"text":"They used to be Colombian and then were acquired by Brazilian satanists. Now it sucks. When they were Colombian you had 2 25kg bags, 1 10kg bag and a carry on item, and a meal included in your fare. Now they behave like a low cost airline at full price. They will take you to your destination, but they are shit. Literally more likely to happen in the US with any airline given the amount of plane accidents in the past couple of years. None in Colombia or with Avianca."}
+{"text":"I used to love Avianca, but after covid LATAM was cheaper and flew to Arequipa where I usually go. I have no idea how they are now."}
+{"text":"been stuck in CR since last november and it seems like there's nothing to do unless you like surfing or hiking. I love live music but it seems like if you're outside of the capital like me there's nothing for you here. yeah it's beautiful and the wildlife is fun to see but is there anything else even here lol"}
+{"text":"woah, rural areas are so freakin rural, there's nothing to dooooo! You should have thought of that before you left the city for a comfy life in a small beach village. live music You're telling me nobody in rural Costa Rica can strum a guitar? Bull shit. If you want live music, you gotta get together and make it yourself."}
+{"text":"unfortunately my options were to move to costa rica with 2 weeks' notice or be homeless in rural colorado so do you have any recs or no"}
+{"text":"I don't. You sound retarded and annoying. I hope a jaguar eats you."}
+{"text":"What are yous doing this year? We ran out of the last thread, so let's get going again. Picrel - saw a definite channer in Frank a while ago, what do you fellers do on your days off?"}
+{"text":"Countersign: What was that, sorry?"}
+{"text":"oh i go to college to study what wagies code in 3 minute with 50 hrs of explanation negro detected, now pls don't apply for japanese zairyu and pretend be a good worker which you aren't"}
+{"text":"I'll be in Taipei in 6 days for 3 months. Gonna print a John Cusack t-shirt tomorrow"}
+{"text":"go up in elevator 40 year old man and women enter both nice looking ffwd to midnight and 3am, 3 nights in a row lots of JAV moans and squeals from the girl I've been alone for over 4 weeks without talking to anyone actually not true, a woman bawled me out at the supermarket cus she thought I was stealing"}
+{"text":"Go get a thai massage or something sad friend"}
+{"text":"Anyone take any trips recently? Any upcoming trips? I wanted to post this on /n/ but it wouldn't let me. I would like to take one of those expensive trains that only go a couple kilometers just to see what its like, but I'm not willing to pay the price."}
+{"text":"I would like to take one of those expensive trains that only go a couple kilometers just to see what its lik where? LA, Salt Lake, DFW, FL, NE corridor? where. Most trains aren't exactly expensive in the USA, they are just garbo value given the alternatives. Amtrack will literally let you pop in stations and tell you the price right there. I can go from St. Paul to Chicago for like 25 bucks if I plan more than a week ahead."}
+{"text":"I want to go from Philly to all the cool NE cities"}
+{"text":"okay so just buy a ticket and go what the fuck is the point of this thread? A NE ticket is like 20 bucks to get from Philly to NYC"}
+{"text":"Fuck I'm going down the East Coast in about a month and already booked my trains."}
+{"text":"I've never been anywhere in the SouthWest and I'l be passing through Phoenix for a few days next week. What goes on there?"}
+{"text":"passing through Phoenix Where from and where going?"}
+{"text":"Flying down from the Northeast and on the way to California."}
+{"text":"I've read all the stories and seen all the vids about this place but I just didn't listen. I thought I'd be prepared since I've been to other notoriously shitty countries to travel like Egypt and Morocco but this place is just next level in terms of the dirt, the garbage, the pollution, the poverty, the incessant and aggressive touts and attempts at begging and scamming, the sensory overload, the unbelievably dense crowds of cars and people, and of course the honking...Jesus Christ the honking is not a meme at all. My plan was to spend a month travelling through India/Nepal starting out in Kathmandu (which is basically India in terms of insanity imho) and I'm supposed to be 12 more days here but I think I might just cut my losses and leave a little earlier. I'm currently sitting in my hotel room in Jaipur and don't plan to do anything today besides getting food because I'm trying to recover from a shitty ass cold I picked up probably due to this countries abysmal public health standards (or lack thereof). Granted it hasn't been all bad by any means. I still wouldn't say its my least favorite country I've been to but I just don't know how much more of this place I can take."}
+{"text":"just go to kerala"}
+{"text":"The weirdest thing about India is that jeets just... don't mind... it being that fucking god-awful of a shithole."}
+{"text":"Get sick from feces in food Struggle to find meat because Rajhastan is vegetarian so it's impossible to properly recover from sickness 1/10 hotels have a working hot water system so you start developing this smell that stays with you everywhere you go and feel disgusting Paranoid about eating the food because you are already raped from being sick so you start living off packeted filth and Mcdonalds Go outside everyone smells like shit and is an arrogant subhuman trying to steal from you You see things that are so disgusting (shit skins rolling around in feces at temples and so on) that you start to develop contamination OCD Slowly feel yourself morphing into a rabid dog, holding back the urge to snap an Indians neck on the side walk Leave in a state of central nervous system shock Weigh yourself when you get back and you are 10kg lighter and look like an aids patient Throw away all your clothes because they have this stench that no ammount of washing can get out This was my experience. Still would recommend it"}
+{"text":"It's like if Ohio and Florida were a nation"}
+{"text":"Rajasthan is a northern state, so ofc it's a shithole. Most crowded desert on Planet Earth. I've met tons of dudes who came down here from Rajasthan to find work, because the state sucks (they would never admit it, but if it was good they wouldn't have left). How cheap were you going that hardly any rooms had hot water? ₹500 nightly rates? I have standards, I don't even consider those horrible windowless hovels full of rancid odors as a lodging option. Personally I've grown a bit of belly after six weeks of rich, savory Indian food. Are you all just being extreme cheapskates who balk at spending ₹250-400 on a proper meal? Come on nigga. Stop eating poor-people street slop. Take a fucking shower, and change your clothes for godsakes. Yeah, laundry service is expensive and tedious, but that's the price of being a civilized traveler who doesn't smell like a homeless alcoholic dalit that takes it up the pooper for booze money. And if you can't afford twenty fuckin' dollars a day for the three basics, maybe YOU should take it up the ass for ₹1000 a pop on a daily basis and plump up your budget a bit."}
+{"text":"what is Laos like?"}
+{"text":"Maybe some day they will learn the value of life jackets and a coast guard. Laos is like a shitty African country to me. Dont care about their architecture, history, culture, would just visit to fuck their women and spray coom. If i want the other shit, you can go to Thailand which is a much better country and higher IQ"}
+{"text":"a bar for black people That sounds discriminatory"}
+{"text":"Soulless post."}
+{"text":"Laos is like a shitty African country to me. So it's based?"}
+{"text":"Will the elephant Santa visit you, or have you been too naughty this year?"}
+{"text":"Kpop culture is the sloppiest goyslop on the whole fucking planet and I don't want to interact with anyone who's into that shit anyway. If I'm competing with Korean pretty boys then I'm the one who's barking up the wrong tree to begin with."}
+{"text":"30s iirc, it was mostly 60+yo boomers complaining on Youtube. In that case, it's like \"Come on, bro. You've changed. You're not 40. You're not even 50.\""}
+{"text":"Are you still with the Laotian? the ocean?"}
+{"text":"Well im here now. Got to my Airbnb and it smells like body odor. Does every airbnb? Should I complain and move? Is pattaya safe to walk at night? I havent drank water in a long time.. but its 1 am now and idk what to do"}
+{"text":"Idk why you'd go with an Airbnb if you're (I assume) between Terminal 21 and Walking Street. I found it safe, but my baseline for safety is Atlanta lol."}
+{"text":"be Digital Nomad shoot the shit with some others at the bar about it DUDE YOU SHOULD GET A COWORK PASS 180/mo for Regus with 10/day shared desk(280 for unlimited) or 280 for WeWork WeWork places drying up leaving Regus the only real player sub 300 plans only allow you to work at a shared desk or cubical at most private office is ~500/mo for global access on most sites could throw down 180/mo to just get a better airbnb or hotel to work in Can someone explain to me this meme? I've seen people talk about coworking here before and the math isn't mathing. How the fuck does this save money or improve anything? Are these people recommending these places staying in the 2x4 futon bedding places to try and cheese on 'savings'? Am I doing something wrong by looking at Regus? For context I am going to be moving around HK, Taiwan, and PH next year for about 6 months and understand the living situations in those places are smaller. If I just add the cost per month to my airbnb I come out ahead or break even 9 out of 10 times..."}
+{"text":"why not just rent an office like a normal person/company"}
+{"text":"Yeah, just sign this 1 year contract in a foreign land with hundreds of clauses designed to fuck you."}
+{"text":"this is exactly what i do. i have an office in a business centre, similar to a regus kind of place but a local company. it's cool. the office is also kind of like my man cave, i have loads of my stuff in there and i also just use it for general storage most business centres do not require long term contracts and smaller local places are more open to negotiation anyway, as long as you are on friendly terms with them. also there's no need to be quite such an relentlessly cynical twat is there?"}
+{"text":"Because unless you're staying for a year it's inconvenient. Most things like in the OP you can pick up instantly in virtually any slightly developed country. Having an app on your phone to just tap on the door and walk in is pretty nice, you can also move around the country without having to dick around much. I could do a month in tokyo, then a month in Hokkaido, then a month in Kansai; all while just tapping to enter without a second glance or needing to set up a meeting with kenji about using an office"}
+{"text":"Best possible investment for your romantic life if you enjoy fucking around on your computer in a semi-social environment."}
+{"text":"My fiancee works in healthcare and got a 2 year contract offer in New Mexico. It’s decent money for her but I’d have to find a job. COL is low…is NM really as bad as everyone says? Her offer is about 20 miles outside of Albuquerque. We’d probably live in the Albuquerque area. Are we making a mistake?"}
+{"text":"New Mexico sucks. Suggest looking elsewhere if your girl is a nurse. Nurses are in demand everywhere. You can find somewhere much better than NM."}
+{"text":"Yes. And if you settle down, your kids are going to face an uphill battle against downward mobility."}
+{"text":"IDK if that's really true if you're anglo (as they call white people there) and not part of \"NM culture.\" There are after all a ton of PhDs at the labs there. But I've also met people who describe moving out of NM as their main life accomplishment."}
+{"text":"There’s plenty of greenery in and around Albuquerque and Santa Fe"}
+{"text":"If you’re 20s and don’t have kids, do it. If you have kids and/or you’re 30s, don’t do it."}
+{"text":"Are any of you going to Spain/Iceland for the total eclipse this year? Do you have some tips if you've done eclipse tourism before?"}
+{"text":"I was going to do Iceland but I apparently missed the boat on getting a hotel. I was watching for price increases but I stopped keeping track for a few weeks and it went from $150 a night to $1000, so I'll be doing Spain instead. This is my first time trying to go for an eclipse. I'm planning on a normal Spain trip and if I happen to see the eclipse that's great and if not then I still get to see Spain."}
+{"text":"I was actually planning to travel for the 2026 eclipse, but then I realized, I literally have my whole life to see an eclipse, so I might as well focus my 2026 on other bucket list places while I'm still young. I might go for the 2027 eclipse though, also in Spain, as it looks like it'll be in much more convenient cities."}
+{"text":"I was watching for price increases but I stopped keeping track for a few weeks and it went from $150 a night to $1000 Single bed in 26-bed dormitory room for two nights 225 eurobucks I hope for the best and fear for the worst..."}
+{"text":"Is this from your blog?"}
+{"text":"I literally have my whole life to see an eclipse Anon, you don't. There might be plenty of total solar eclipses in the next ten years, but there is zero guarantee that it will be a clear day. You have less chances than you think"}
+{"text":"I want to visit here. Mainly Kazakhstan, but I'd like to eventually see all of them. What do I need to know in order to prepare myself? I'm an American who's only traveled in first world, highly English-speaking western countries before. Are these countries cheap? What are the must see places? Do I need a tour guide? Are the cities as lively as the western world? How strict Muslim are they? Is it possible to pick up chicks here?"}
+{"text":"Uzbekistan is now visa-free for US citizens, fyi"}
+{"text":"Has anyone taken the ferry from Alat --> Aktau? and yes I have watched bald's video. I am considering doing a big trip mid year and want to include the ferry in mine. Would like to hear some other anon's experiences."}
+{"text":"thinking of spending the month of April in the Stans, thoughts on this itinerary?"}
+{"text":"starting/ending in Tashkent, then moving clockwise, if unclear"}
+{"text":"tl;dr Seeking suggestions for: -places to live -entry level jobs US citizen moving back to the US soon, after a few year stint in Europe. I am not traveling; I plan to stay in one place. I know nobody in the US except my parents, who won't help me. So I need to land and then start living out of a backpack, building a new life from scratch. Where is a good place to live, and why? Preferably a place where I can walk or bike to work (or a job that provides travel). I have only lived in more medium/smaller-sized cities, and have never lived in one of the major metropolises, but I have been considering them. Where is a good place to work, and why? Places you have heard people enjoy working at, who treat their employees well, pay well, and have a low turnover rate because people like it. Or better yet: good places you have worked or currently work at. Specific examples for locations and jobs are better than broad generalisations, but will I appreciate any input. Assume I am young or old and have no degree or significant work experience, so entry-level only. My goal is simply to get my own cheap place and work for at least a few years to build up savings again, while getting training or education for something long-term. Oh and if you happen to know a good international opportunity, I am all ears. Current similar threads:  and And there are a few similar \"where2live?\" threads    but they are looking for their own specific criteria which don't align with mine. Homeless advice thread  since that is already part of my backup plan."}
+{"text":"Shifts are 12-16 hours per day, 7 days a week for the duration of the fishing contract. average 50k per season While that's cool and all cdl schools and jobs often pay far better for the work applied, most schools will throw you right into a job especially since many CDL's are under review and getting revoked by CA/NY. Far easier to slide into with more regulated hours and pay with far less risk. Hell the local bus trainsit here is decent paid training+good starting wages, Sundays always off. Fishing may pay a good chunk if you get lucky, but a CDL is more viable year-round and transferrable to most any state in the continental USA."}
+{"text":"Still seeking protips if anybody else has any. So far, Fargo sounds better than Alaska. I am still quite undecided and deadline is fast approaching. My current \"plan\" is barely a plan, and too crazy and retarded to embarrass myself with here, so I gotta bump this thread to keep my options open."}
+{"text":"protips if anybody else has any"}
+{"text":"The same dozen large cities everyone under 40 is moving to, since that's where not only the jobs, but more importantly advancement potential, are."}
+{"text":"unless I missed something you didn't post your skillset, if you don't have anything worth salt then yeah just Fargo and get a CDL."}
+{"text":"Want to do a solo trip Just turned 25, I’m balding and single and lowkey don’t have a whole lot exciting going on. I am a military officer and have saved up to take about a week of leave starting the last week of march. I’ve decided to do a solo trip ala Russillo. I’m not going abroad to try and hook up with a girl in a bar (but not totally opposed if it happens and there’s a genuine emotional connection), mainly just looking for an interesting experience but also to go somewhere more obscure than the average tourist. I live on the East Coast of the US. My first choice was gonna be somewhere in Mexico since I speak pretty good gringo Spanish but after recent events I don’t think that’d be approved by my chain of command, along with anywhere else in Latin America with the exception of maybe Argentina. I deployed to Asia and the Middle East and loved it there, but don’t really feel like flying that far. Caribbean I’m going to say is a no-go because it’s going to be spring break. So I guess that leaves me with going to either Europe or somewhere in Africa. I’d like to go to Spain but like, it’s just going to be completely mobbed with Americans then and I want to do something a little more adventurous. I listened to the entire Iceland podcast and thought it sounded neat, but what if I get there and get bored?? I have a ton of credit card points so the flight anywhere would be free, and I’m only out for a week so the budget is kinda irrelevant. I’m not looking to stay in a five star resort, just looking for a private hotel room with clean sheets lol. Any of you guys have advice?"}
+{"text":"That's the thing, they're only friendly and social when they get drunk. Outside of that people in Europe are fairly cold to strangers compared to the Americas."}
+{"text":"LatAm room prices aren't too much lower than Eastern Europe these days, unless you go for the truly awful budget options (which developed European countries don't have). You can expect to pay $30+ per night in most of Mexico for a basic room. Poor interior towns with plentiful hotels and low demand (like Cd Serdan, Puebla) can be much cheaper, but you're gonna want a car to explore the area."}
+{"text":"It's a place that's not on most traveling Americans' radar. It's safe to go wandering around on foot in the hills, or will the villagers gang up to rob you?"}
+{"text":"Split was cheap I thought. Maybe expensive for the region. My experience was 2024. I thought it was broadly comparable to Poland in cost. Can't speak for the Girls, I was with my Girlfriend. I don't think it would be particularly boring, I was there in October. Even when it rained I enjoyed it but maybe I'm just interested in different things."}
+{"text":"I can speak with some authority as I hiked the entire length of the country. The locals in the mountains are so friendly you'll get sick of them and start avoiding villages just so you don't lose half the day being served tea. Only exception is in the Mt Toubkal area where villagers have learned they can make money off you, so less genuine hospitality. As I said the cities are crazy, but the backpacker hostels are nice little pockets of white people where you can soak in some sanity."}
+{"text":"Hey /trv/, I’m looking to take February off to ride Amtrak around parts of the U.S. I’ll be taking these routes for sure: Empire Builder Coast Starlight California Zephyr. Which others are worth considering?"}
+{"text":"Heads up, Emprie builder regularly cancels in February due to it being too cold to run the trains. Running a train at -40 with a strong headwind effectively making it -60-80F on the parts shuts down trains quick."}
+{"text":"\"added bonus\" added bonus *sigh*"}
+{"text":"the prettiest parts of america are the gorges, and you are not going to get to the best parts of those with any sort of train and even if you COULD it would be far easier to do so in a car"}
+{"text":"Where are the gorges?"}
+{"text":"if you have to ask, you don't need to know"}
+{"text":"What is this state like? Whats the culture like? Please tell me some fun things to do in Delaware, for someone without a car."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of taking a big trip to north carolina to philadelphia and stopping at delaware along the way"}
+{"text":"This sums it up. But the state is the opposite of others in that its not a great place to visit but I wouldn't mind living there."}
+{"text":"lotta rich but dumb kids go to university of delaware"}
+{"text":"The beaches are great. Cape Henlopen State park has some beautiful undeveloped beaches. You can find great subs, great pizza and great crab cakes. The beach towns are laid back and have low crime. Dogfish head brewery is fantastic. Definitely take the ferry over to Cape May."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of taking a camping trip across delaware but its probably too cold now. Good advice. Maybe i can stay at the park and leave my car and take the ferry in the morning."}
+{"text":"I'm sick of this country, everything about it, the people, the state of it, the BAMES, the pot holes, the poverty, the White hoodlums and the Indians who've been mass imported who speak nothing but Hindi. I was hoping to move to the US and marry my then American Fiance, that got shot down because of COVID and we split sometime in 2023, I was hoping to get Irish citizenship through my Grandfather only to find out that he's eligible to be put down into the FBR but I'm not. I literally just want to leave this country, if Ireland wasn't worse off housing wise I would have moved there ages ago. I basically want anywhere that is White and not the UK."}
+{"text":"Honestly, the feds want you to stay while simultaneously doing everything they can to disenfranchise whites and western countries. If you don't like the UK move to the wealthy Middle Eastern nations or East Asia. No point in wasting your time in a country that does everything it can to spite you."}
+{"text":"This might work for America where the place is big enough and has guns to fight back, but not the UK. Britain is literally the home of globohomo and the elites. The people and culture are cucked at the very soul."}
+{"text":"This Nobody wants another paunchy alcoholic with rotten teeth shambling around acting self-important. Stay home."}
+{"text":"The world I was raised in (a soulless multiracial mutt-topia of tract houses) has become the norm everywhere in America over the last 25 years. Unlike others I never harbored any delusions of fitting in and finding my place. I don't bear any grievances for an imaginary utopia, because I've seen even the most homogenous, traditional ethnic societies struggle with deeply rooted problems. Every human community has its outcasts. It's a fact of life, not some grievous wrong. My grandparents wouldn't have left Europe for America if they had a bright happy future awaiting them back home."}
+{"text":"Doing a think about this image"}
+{"text":"Discussion for all things Philippines. The Philippines has the greatest expat community in the world! Come to live in an imitation of iconic East Asian business districts with much lower prices. With a location this good surely that condo you bought is only going to go up in value as it ages! Ignore the corruption and broken infrastructure. Everything is shiny and the lights are bright. That's all that matters. Live in social isolation despite the people around you speaking passable English. Boast about your supposed sexual exploits on an anime website to impress lonely virgin NEETs who wish to be you. Drink alone until you pass out. Living the dream baby. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Just met a dude who was adamant when explaining he never \"pays for it\", then went on to talk about how much he gives his \"girlfriend\" each month in \"allowance\", and how expensive it is to \"date\" in the philippines, since he's always taking her places. He gives her 25k pesos a month btw, just spending money. But oh, he doesn't \"pay for it\". It's just \"normal here\" and she needs to \"help her family\". You see every unemployed hottie coming and going from nice apartment buildings in BGC and Makati? They aren't going to school. They aren't going to work. They are going out to go shop or get coffee with their \"boyfriend's\" money. They are sugar babies. That is the reality of 90% of \"dating\" for AFAM in this country. If you aren't paying her to stay with you, she will find someone who will, and that's a fact. Best get over the idea quickly if you want a romantic life here, because while it is possible to find bored office workers who want a big of fun, no woman is going to drop her life to be your personal onahole, unless she can cash out from it. not me...! but I know a guy.....! my gf doesn't.... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I’d say this is mostly accurate. Ive had what I thought were legit girlfriends dump me for “provider men” lol I don’t take it personally. These chicks have a shelf life and once they hit mid-20’s, their market value drops significantly. They have no other prospects for success, and being a rich man’s cumdump beats working for a living. Full disclosure: I’ve done regular dating and sugar dating in Flipland. The line is very blurry. JBW is still a thing, and a lot of girls doing Walks or getting Sponsors, would happily fuck an ok looking white guy for free. I know this is true because I’ve experienced it. Also, ₽25k/month, for a combination girlfriend/bangmaid/cook/cleaner is very good deal."}
+{"text":"it's been 3 weeks that I'm back from Davao and I miss it bros. I think I would move there if my gf didn't want to leave this place."}
+{"text":"Based mindanao enjoyer"}
+{"text":"it's unreal how much cleaner it is there compared to manila"}
+{"text":"Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread also known as /sqt/ (Stupid Questions Thread) For your quick one-off questions that pertain to travel. Long or convoluted questions should get their own thread. Questions about popular destinations should be asked in any active thread about them. Previous:"}
+{"text":"I was thinking about specific destinations in Asia. My \"issue\" would be carrying everything I would need to stay somewhere for a whole year in all my destinations if I try anything before landing in Australia and that wouldn't be very convenient. I assume travelling in Japan, Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Vietnam, Thailand, Singapore, etc. after staying in Australia for a year would be easier than before because by then I could send extra stuff to my parents' address and carry a lot less clothes and devices. Same thing if I'm in Australia and plan trips here and there but that would mean more flights in total, so more money to spend on the entire project in total."}
+{"text":"What are you bringing? Surely a suitcase and cabin bag covers everything? land taxi to hotel base yourself there for 3-5 days taxi to airport next stop There's very interesting routes you can take to places. If you search on flights.google.com and click 'cheapest', you'll see it recommends shit with 3 stops and self-transfers. You can use this to identify 'cheap routes' along the way. Using London - Melbourne as an example in picrel, I'd start researching the following: London - Istanbul Istanbul - Mumbai Mumbai - Singapore Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just tried LA - Melbourne the other way and it looks like LA - Fiji Fiiji - Sydney Sydney - Melbourne Would come in cheap, which gets you tropical island kino. I personally think the route there is the funnest part. You're heading into a new life, and you get to fuck around adventuring for a bit as a prelude to the main course."}
+{"text":"Ah, sorry for spamming. I should gather thoughts in one. But i've found that these 'transfer holidays' are the places you'll typically never go to as a main trip. I've got the following coming up Xian Urumqi Almaty Dubai All chosen due to cheap flights. And the mystery of it is great fun. It's like 4 random places from a hat."}
+{"text":"There are countries I want to visit with several interesting cities so I'm very likely to take the train as well with all my luggage. For instance that would be the case for Japan and Korea. So I guess smaller destinations like Singapore, Taiwan and Hong Kong would be good for before I land in Australia according to your advice."}
+{"text":"Romania travel"}
+{"text":"yeah but we can easily make 6 figures (even many retards do) with half the tax burden so that 600 (only retards pay more) flight is basically pennies under the sofa for us. Not to mention we have access to the best travel Credit cards, which anyone with a brain can churn for basically free flights all year with normal spend. However a vocal minority of retards who work at Wendy's will tell you there is no escaping the poverty so YMMV, but remember they are likely brown too."}
+{"text":"Less time off with which to spend also median wage is nowhere close to 6 figures, it's high compared to European average but not \"easily 6 figures\". Your flight could be 400 and you'd still be paying more as a % of income than an average Europoor and that's using £141 flights as basis which are a complete rip off for a single person, I rarely pay that for two people."}
+{"text":"Right, even that's high. People pay £50, it's only because I choose British airways which is always over triple. Not sure why you'd engage in comparing USA (a single country) with Europe. How do the Americas compare to the UK? Now that's the real third world"}
+{"text":"This shit remembers me of when a shoe company (Nike, I think) went to an African tribe and made them wear their shoes, and the ad it created had false translations that said shit like \"Woah these shoes are so good, so much better than being barefoot\" but in actuality they were saying \"these shoes fucking suck and are really uncomfortable\". Also holy fuck these new captcha's are fucking obnoxious."}
+{"text":"Bald is in Romania! Hahaha I might even see him when I go tomorrow"}
+{"text":"Why do people say travel is cheap? Japan, south America etc costs over a thousand for a flight. Okay maybe they mean Czech Republic or something. However even thought the flight is only a hundred quid, after adding parking, baggage and a week in a hotel we are back up to the 1k figure. I am convinced that the average wagie who travels multiple times a year simply has no other hobbies. I mean I have a grand but I'd rather spend it on bikes or 3D printing, not aimlessly walking around some Eastern European village."}
+{"text":"makes $2000 biweekly hospital bills $3000 biweekly first world country"}
+{"text":"Cruises are genuinely insanely cheap. 14 days in a boat from Fort Lauderdale to Barcelona with a view 1400 a room. Unlimited food and drink. Viking Cruises takes you from USA to Barcelona but also 50 stops all kinds of places, Greece, Italy too 8K a person. For a Boomer, this would be the equivalent of 24K. Where you run into crazy money fast is land travel, 5 star hotels, AB&B, Ubers everywhere, fancy drinks and tourist traps and I guess expensive hookers who have addons like you get a blowjob and its like fuck 200$? Then you gotta pay 800$ for a whore what the fuck. All those bad surprises."}
+{"text":"expensive hookers who have addons like you get a blowjob and its like fuck 200$? Then you gotta pay 800$ for a whore what the fuck. All those bad surprises. Oddly specific."}
+{"text":"odd"}
+{"text":"Japan costs over a thousand for a flight actual skill issue I get return flights for ~1000 canadian and thats basically monopoly money."}
+{"text":"I love looking at maps. A good map tells so many stories and gets the imagination pumping. ITT we share cool maps we've found, and describe how you interpret it, and how it shapes your desire to travel and explore. In picrel, I always thought it's easy to boil down the Middle East into 'Arabs' who have the same Islamic culture. I'd love to visit more of the region and find out if there's remnants of ancient cultures and beliefs which still survive, or whether it's all been boiled into a homogenous soup."}
+{"text":"Took a while to fill in every county in America that I visited or passed through over a decade of travel. Sometimes I do wish I could be in a comfy RV wandering the far corners of the American interior instead of sitting in a cheap hotel on the edge of an Indian village. But RVs are a lot of responsibility. If something goes wrong, your whole life gets flipped upside down. Traveling on foot is rejection of responsibility, which feels very liberating."}
+{"text":"Thsoe small little dots left unchecked must really piss you off. Impressive coverage."}
+{"text":"Navigable european waterways"}
+{"text":"Doesn't understand history award"}
+{"text":"Anyhow here's another map to make up for the cumjak"}
+{"text":"what your thoughts on van life wanna try it out for maybe about a month with my 3 friends"}
+{"text":"narrowboating in the UK. insurance and licenses. very cheap for narrowboats in uk, i am helping my mate repair his boat and he got a boat because he couldn't afford a house and has no job, that is how cheap they are."}
+{"text":"I love hearing the coyotes sing at night in the desert. It's people coming up on my camp after dark that gets my hackles up. Over the years I've had a few hostile encounters with intruders coming around after dark. This was a particular concern in Mexico, where many foreigners camping out have been robbed. I always tried to find a spot where nobody could see me from the nearest road after dark, but there was never a guarantee of safety. Cops rolled up on me on several occasions, and one time they stole some money from a bag I foolishly presented to them for \"inspection\", which contained my wallet and other pocket items."}
+{"text":"Is the UK the only place which practices this? Europe is all linked up with canals, it's surprising nobody speaks about living on a narrowboat and exploring the EU."}
+{"text":"i hear the dutch do it and Belgians, it's mostly the uk though i think, due to the canals being the highways for the industrial revolution."}
+{"text":"so much kino potential"}
+{"text":"American here - I take two three week trips to France every year. In the winter it's usually a week of skiing, a week in Alsace and a week somewhere inland. In the summer, I try to fill in empty spots along the coasts. From my Google timeline here, what areas am I really missing out on? Obviously into local cuisine, wine, culture, etc."}
+{"text":"bordeaux Ayyy. 99.999% Fix your Math."}
+{"text":"La Bresse is really nice, a lot of great nature if youre into that. I’d reccomed staying at some campsite as well"}
+{"text":"Is that the Romani village in the Vosges? My wife's family is from one valley over. I'm there all the time. Love hiking in Alsace and checking out the Auberges"}
+{"text":"Not entirely sure, but it is in the Vosges And yeah the hiking is really good"}
+{"text":"I would say Pyrénées, Côte d'Azur, Dordogne, Pays Basque, Bretagne and Corsica are missing as \"great touristic destinations\"."}
+{"text":"For the maple syrup people here, I'm thinking about moving to Canada (will start applying for jobs this year). I already have few years of experience. What should I expect there? Is it a nice country? Hows life there? Hows life compared from province to province? Is it like the UK on steroids and Timmies or a completely different place? I'm a Turkish guy who did in fact live in the United Kingdom."}
+{"text":"Quoi? Neither is likely but we have a renegade independence movement in the West that seems set on becoming a US state."}
+{"text":"If you're still coming to Canada don't even think of setting foot into Brampton. I just came back from shithole and holy fuck, how does a place like that even exist? its unironically India 2.0. It even SMELLS like India. When I got back home from that shithole i literally broke down in tears and was glad i even came back home alive, now i'm completely blackpilled (or more like BROWNpilled) about the situation, how does any non-Indian person live there without becoming suicidal? Damn"}
+{"text":"Avoid engl*sh canada. It is full of uppity angloid negros who will hate you for not being a lgbtq+ pedophile communist."}
+{"text":"I'm a Turkish guy Why expect no one wants me? the answer is in the question anon I want to launch my own company there. i think canada probably already has enough vape shops, mobile phone accessories shops, barbers, kebab shops and other fronts for money laundering and people trafficking"}
+{"text":"I want to launch my own company there. I think you underestimate how poor the economy is right now. It is only going to get worse. Everything is ridiculously expensive. If you do not already have a significant amount of capital before coming here, you will suffer. Even so, your business could easily fail because everyone's money is being sucked into just feeding and housing themselves with hardly any disposable income. I am currently trying to leave and I know other people currently working on leaving as well. I really feel bad for anyone who is stuck here."}
+{"text":"Any based /trv experiences from dangerous countries like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan?"}
+{"text":"So many in fact that nobody in the post 2000 Eceleb era would even believe me. These days it's like it you don't have the social media clout you are unworthy, unqualified, couldn't have done it The world used to be so much bigger, there was so much more freedom and I fear the kids will never have those opportunities."}
+{"text":"For example?"}
+{"text":"I was in Syria in 2017 for 8 months. Beautiful country. People were friendly. Kurds were chill too."}
+{"text":"Where abouts you go? Get up to anything interesting? Always wanted to visit Palmyra. Such a mystical place.... The idea of a desert empire controlling trade and rebelling against Rome is fucking kino."}
+{"text":"I'm moving from New England to Miami in a month for a job. Any advice anons would give me? What should I expect?"}
+{"text":"Both those Chads are 22 years old."}
+{"text":"Don’t go to Miami Beach for the beach, go to Key Biscayne"}
+{"text":"Good to know What do I do there?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I spent more time on foot in Miami (staying in cheap hostels in various neighborhoods) than any other American city. The poor parts of the city are really ghetto. People are on edge and respond with hostility to any unexpected approach. They sure as hell don't assume good intentions. Miami is getting hotter and more humid with every passing year. Some of the bus stops have no shelter, so you will have to stand out in the sun or the pouring rain to get where you're going. If you look poor, people will treat you like crap. Personally, I wouldn't live there. It's got the high prices of America, but with all the scumminess and distrust of the Third World."}
+{"text":"First time travelling to Vietnam, planning on going for about little more than 2 weeks, between mid/late February to early March. (I believe it might be chaos during Tet) I've started looking online at places, I've been considering to stay in the southern area, I heard its war during the specified period. Someone recommended Phu Quoc for the tropical beaches/island vibe, but I keep seeing reviews online saying the beaches are full of trash and rats. Should I go to Con Dao instead? I heard its quieter overall. I'm not a young buck any more, I don't care about going to nightclubs, but I don't want it to be a ghost town at night time. For example, last year I went to the Philippines, Coron was quieter overall compared to El Nido, but after 9pm it was dead, at least El Nido had something going on in the evenings. Any additional advice is welcome"}
+{"text":"Don't go during Tet, it's like trying to find a restaurant on Christmas Day; but it lasts two weeks. If you're fine with staying at the resort all day it'll be fine but you won't be able to do activities such as going to museums or restaurants easily. If you like to party and you're an extrovert you may be able to slide into some random family tet parties or bars/clubs but I wouldn't count on it. Even Saigon is pretty dead during tet unless you're in the foreigner areas. Phu Quoc is nice but not every beach is the same, some are much better than others. The starfish beach was really beautiful but looking up recent reviews some people are saying that it's full of trash now. In my opinion most parts of vietnam are pretty quiet except for saigon and the center of saigon unless again you're an extrovert type and aren't afraid to put yourself out there."}
+{"text":"Your eyes must be painted on"}
+{"text":"why don't we just lay everyone down in bed slots? we can put a tv in your face so your brain doesn't have to go more than 20 minutes without a screen and use those one-off bed liners that hostels sometimes use for quick clean up, your slop tray can be passed through an opening and now you can masturbate after seeing the hot flight attendant without having to stand up and go to the washroom"}
+{"text":"That's called morgue. Feel free to isekai yourself such that you can be put into one"}
+{"text":"How about gay flights with lay down glory holes where you can suck and be sucked while looking at your phone?"}
+{"text":"Nigga this is just every flight attendant giving zero fucks about bumping passengers. I've been absolutely tucked into my seat as far in as I could get, I'm a skinny fag and still had a flight attendant suction cup her asshole to my shoulder somehow."}
+{"text":"That doesn't change what I said though, does it? Try enjoying the little things in life."}
+{"text":"and this is bad????"}
+{"text":"Is Mexico really that dangerous? Thinking of going to Rocky Point soon. Any tips to avoid being killed/robbed etc.? Going with my family that's white."}
+{"text":"Baja is based and Ventura pilled."}
+{"text":"Xenophobia has gotten quite bad recently, just look at CDMX. Mexico is no longer a cheap destination anymore anyway, it's becoming very western and the peso is buying more dollars than ever before. Why the fuck would you want to live in that 3rd world shit hole where people hate you for being white is beyond me. It would stress me the fuck out. Mexicans are dirty and jeet like anyway. Let their dogs shit everywhere and never heard of a trashcan. Yeah sorry, im not going to let some brown smelly midget make me feel like shit when I visit their country. Hopefully pedo trump invades them next and kills them all."}
+{"text":"If you are in a tiny town and you have some Spanish and don't fit the exact mold, like 20 something surfer (Ticla), or hippie backpacker (Maruata) expect to be met. Nothing bad at all, just, if you stick out and the local cartel guy's boss comes around, the local needs to be able to answer, what is that person's story? Like everyone says. Be street smart around pickpockets. If you buy $20 of weed, and smoke only $10 of it, DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SELL IT! If a bunch of hot girls come in a spot with a couple dudes, might be a good time to dip. You might get told straight up to fucking leave if the chicks like you. Be respectful and honest and don't make yourself a target and enjoy a great place."}
+{"text":"Is Mexico really that dangerous? if you follow the law and don't associate wtih known or alleged members of organized crime groups then you and your family are safe."}
+{"text":"It's just past midnight in Mexico City. I finally got to my hotel about half an hour ago after 12 hours of travel and little sleep and some asshole next to my room just starts blaring mariachi. What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"decide to go carry on+backpack only after years of checking a bag suddenly realize I can't bring booze from cheap places to expensive places(fuck you norway) have to spend extra time constantly rolling and rubber banding my shit into my suitcase the quality shampoo I use post workout and sticks of deodorant can't be brough on (fuck you asia 'deodorant') instead of having about 30% of space left over for trinkets and souvenirs I basically have none half the time on Air Asia they have to check my bag because they ran out of room nothing to separate bag from the ground so it's always picking up whatever is on the floor/bench/etc 8 more months of this At least I saved 15 minutes at the airport waiting for my bag! But seriously what the fuck, do people who do this shit only stick to one climate year-round or something? That's the only way I can see you having enough space to pack easily and meet size limitations for carry-on/personal items. I don't feel like I overpack either, just 8 day's worth of clothing+ some khacki's+jeans and a coat for colder climates. Am I doing something wrong or are all these /one bag/ or carry on only fags simply just not spending much time traveling."}
+{"text":"What about using a sling pack with some compacted small items? Shampoo, cond I just buy it at the area, not worth the hassle. Deodorant I use a cream one that I jam pack into 1 to 3x 50ml bottles (they count 100ml max per bottle, but you can still pass with 10x 90ml ones no problem. Go figure.) Having those thermal suits help out on cloths reduction. I wear my sweater or tie it around my waist. You can be crafty and put 2 inside each other to look like one and tie them around your waist. I've always wondered about those backpacks that have a suction function to compress it all, but you'd need a small portable one to make it work. If you're going to a cold place then you can layer during the flight. Hot places it's thinner clothes."}
+{"text":"luggage sissies oh no no no no personal only minimalist chad here"}
+{"text":"Fuck snow. I've yet to encounter a snow lover who enjoys sleeping in the snow. No. They all go back to their cozy room heated to 21 C, and then pretend they enjoy the cold. Nigga, you're a joke. I've lived in a car that became a fucking igloo in an April snowstorm in Colorado. I've had to drive around aimlessly just to blast the heat and warm up, because sitting still in the driver's seat was freezing my ass off. Cold is no fun at all for a vagabond."}
+{"text":"sleeping in the snow NTA but you know there are people who enjoy snowy environments or cold environments. Sleeping in snow is pure retard mode but hiking for some comfy snow pics, snow festivals like the one coming in Hokkaido soon. I always forget trv is 45% poorfags fooling themselves on travel and 45% SEA coomers with 10% actually going to other countries."}
+{"text":"ok but why the pedo anime pic? is this supposed to help your case in some way?"}
+{"text":"GF left me. Lost job. Feel like meaning is gone. Have a few hundred on hand and a car that runs. Where should I go in the USA? Any small towns around that are good for loners? Any nice snow fields around?"}
+{"text":"GF left me. Lost job. Feel like meaning is gone. Have a few hundred on hand and a car that runs. Where should I go in the USA? Any small towns around that are good for loners? Any nice snow fields around? i read this in Tom Waits's voice"}
+{"text":"humble myself for what? i lost my job therefore im some kind of piece of shit? HOW THE FUCK DOES ME WANTING TO SEE SNOWY FIELDS MAKE ME SOME KIND OF TOOL? you guys are faggots. or just european."}
+{"text":"Tell us more about yourself and also tell us if you think you understand the nature of women and also please let us know if this guys advice appeals you Make sure you tell builder bill to suck it when he begs for your $ during the saturday music"}
+{"text":"Quality."}
+{"text":"Las Vegas. One last roll of the dice."}
+{"text":"do digital nomad since start of the year map out year through trv threads blast for the first 6 months go to Philippines get feel sick nearly every day from the smell of car exhaust, poop on side streets, constant lack of hygine get really sick and leave after 1 month as it's as bad as what I imagine Detroit is like over the past ~6 weeks have had nothing but feeling tired all the time not leaving my airbnb/hotel outside weekends get depressed feeling like I am wasting the opportunities I have decided to stop after Halloween festivals begin heading home 3 weeks later feeling more motivated, happy, and going back to the gym again ready and eager to go back out but flight prices are mental right now Why didn't anyone tell me that having a 'home base' to return to is a normal part of this lifestyle? How do you keep yourselves motivated abroad? I feel trying to plan events each month around my travels would be the best bet."}
+{"text":"isn't the monday to friday business of the life the same everywhere, even in your home country? Yeah but I can do things up till about 4PM local time for festivals and still be up for work. Not to mention tons of the events on weekends I normally wouldn't do. sure it sounds great to eat out all the time especially if it's not expensive, and you'll probably do this the first few months, but depending on the country you won't be eating that well, even in japan the food had too much rice/carbs, Just book an airbnb with a kitchen, most hostels have shared kitchens to cook. Japan is fucking easy mode just look for an AEON and boom done, prepped meals or near ready to eat. isn't the monday to friday business of the life the same everywhere, even in your home country? Anytime fitness is flat rate for all gyms world wide. do you have time during the work week to go to cool places? My work is project based meaning some days I just have fuck all to do. When I am working it's usually 11PM->6ish AM, so from 6AM to 3ish PM I can do whatever I want. Really if you can't kill a lot of fun things between 6-3PM you're just bad at traveling and planning."}
+{"text":"Philippines needs a 15 year break before it can be assessed again. The free money supplies need to be dried up"}
+{"text":"9 months of living overseas 2 in Europe 7ish Months in Asia 1 week till I get back to the states actually, pretty motivated and happy for the first time in what feels like months to be home Was a blast but honestly don't have the appeal of it for the year. Maybe if my entire world view was through /pol/ I'd understand but man, going to feel so good to return."}
+{"text":"looking at moving back to the USA because have a feeling shit's coming down all apartments want a good reference from previous landlord (don't have anything in english or US related) jobs want proof of residency in the state not like this remote bros..."}
+{"text":"see rent for 1100/mo go in to see about 3-4 month lease 2200-2000/mo decide to go to prefurnished place all domestic violent and section 8 nogs try airbnb month leases every USA host has insane rules that make Chang or Po's rules seem reasonable while being expensive"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do I move to the falkland islands? Seems impossible at every glance."}
+{"text":"An Israeli company recently got rights to... RIP Falklands. The jews have arrived"}
+{"text":"Was it a psyop in the end? Cannot imagine the fun of going to a crowded smelly building in the dark, paying unreasonable surcharge for drinks, and getting rejected by girls for the night. Some people actually factor in \"nightlife\" when deciding where to live in the future."}
+{"text":"this. btw your wife went to clubs and has had 10+ one night stands."}
+{"text":"I'm not Chad but a cute girl kissed me a nightclub a couple years ago so I chase that high every time I go out. She just pulled me onto her face, I don't have the balls to approach women so it hasn't happened since"}
+{"text":"It's fun to explore nightclubs in a new city with random hostel friends"}
+{"text":"I enjoyed some hipster clubs in my 20s but now im mid 30s and wonder what places I should even go to."}
+{"text":"It depends on what you're doing. Salsa dancing is pretty good because it's actually based on skill/athleticism and drinking alcohol is a detriment. Nightclubs where people with no skills go to dance - That's pretty cringe."}
+{"text":"What happens here? My wagecucking is having the annual \"corp retreat\" next summer at a beachside resort. I figure it's just like DR: \"stay in bounds otherwise you will be kidnapped for organ harvesting and/or sex slavery as soon as you step into town\""}
+{"text":"I'm sorry that the truth upsets you. Look at crime rates in any European country and Albanians will be top 3."}
+{"text":"I heard Albania loves the USA. Is this true?"}
+{"text":"Kosovo in particular does"}
+{"text":"Albania's great for travel. Love that part of the world. Between the 'peaks of the balkans' and the 'albanian rivieria' you have a solid few weeks of kino."}
+{"text":"Exporting your criminals is a great strategy to lower crime rates at home. How is the lodging in the countryside? Do you have to crash out in people's homes, or are there rooms for rent? Can you still get a room for 20 euros a night these days?"}
+{"text":"Do you know any books about tourist attractions in European countries?"}
+{"text":"no anon nobody has ever written a book about europe, ever. it's completely unheard of"}
+{"text":"\"The Accursed Mountains\" is a kino book about Albania back in the day. Pure /trv/."}
+{"text":"Greetings /trv/, Somehow I'll have both October to November free, around 56 days, and I made some routes. The first one I'll arrive in Frankfurt and I intend to do the counterclockwise route. I already know Amsterdam (although +20 years ago) and Brussels (which I only want to go for doing day-trips to Leuven and Waterloo - and /trv/ is right about it). The second one is the one I'm most inclined to do. I already know Zagreb (where I intend just to stay enough for the jet-lag) and Ljubljiana (where I intend to stay more for both chilling down and know the surroundings). I don't mind about beaches btw. The third one is arriving at Venice (the price to Zagreb by now is cheaper, but this will probably change by the time I'll by my tickets). I already know Budapest (where I want to chill down), Bratislava (idem) and - barely - Vienna. Also, I've been in Czech Republic this year, so I'll skip it. The third one I'll arrive at Copenhagen and use it as a knot to go either to Berlin side (pic) or Amsterdam. The final one I would do Greece and Turkey. Which one would you choose?"}
+{"text":"Oct/Nov, you already reduced the options to 1 and 3 unless you have some really special interests/museums you want to see that do not depend on the season. 2 and 4 is mostly coastal towns in their deserted out of season state, you might get lucky in the first two weeks of October and enjoy a golden fall, after that it's truly over and everything is closed up. 5 is scandis in the sad season with some germany as a bonus."}
+{"text":"How'd it go?"}
+{"text":"It's time for a proper India travel thread on /trv/. Come here to discuss your travel plans and experiences in the world's most memorable country. All travelers and prospective travelers welcome. Political discussion not pertaining to travel belongs on >>/pol/."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Pure kino."}
+{"text":"Great thread OP. I haven't seen such an interesting thread for a while. Godspeed. Please continue sharing your adventures."}
+{"text":"I have been following you, asked  and have been looking forward to each new update. You asked why kitchen: If I am staying in one place, it makes sense to me. Save money, eat what I want, not get sick from public food, also not have to talk to people. If I go the sedentary apartment route, will still probably eat out sometimes. I am planning to visit India soon. There are plenty of things online about India but seemingly a lack of practical advice. What I have learned so far: Day 1, I gotta poop: I guess I would literally just ask people \"Bathroom?\" Possibly paid. Once inside: Sometimes you just use a bucket of water, or a spray nozzle. With a bucket waterfall, are you literally wiping with your finger too?! My plan is to bring soap with me for when bathrooms have no soap. When they have no water.... RIP I guess. Carrying TP doesn't sound sustainable. Ok now I am thirsty: At a seller. Choose correctly-spelled brand name - Kinley, Aquafina, Bisleri - any others? Look at bottle: make sure it's sealed and not refilled. How to tuk tuk (or any market with many sellers): Ask around, compare prices, haggle down the lowest one after you get an idea and know which ones are clearly overcharging. And with tuktuk, possibly check Uber prices based on distance, and ask \"Can you take me to [this place] for Xrupees?\". What do you say though for [this place]? Do you say the exact place, or do you need to know local landmarks and just hope to get nearby. You can also know/follow online price average advice. Just bought something: My plan is to dispose of the trash immediately, and hand the refuse back to the seller. For water, I will just refill my real water bottle, and give the empty bottle back. Okay it's been a day/week/month, I wanna go somewhere else: Uhhhhhh supposedly you can just wing it, but I will probably just look online for cheap places with reviews from foreigners. Also, I have messaged some others \"Do you accept foreigners\" and received no reply xD"}
+{"text":"For namkeen, I will also just dump that into my own ziploc. I also have a list of banks to w/draw from who don't impose fees. Also looked into tuktuk distance maximum, seems like 10km isn't unhead of. But 20 might be too far, and beyond that a taxi or local bus is better. I haven't found a good guide yet on How2Train or even bus. There is advice, but not how to get a ticket in-person other than \"book using app 2 weeks ahead of time.\" For daily transport, I am wondering about the viability of walking around. Seems very doable within 1 city since I don't really want to be \"the posterchild backpacker\" and I don't feel compelled to visit The Famous Thing. I literally just wanna live cheaply. But I have heard that walking anywhere takes forever because traffic is insane. Also that everything takes forever. But that fits well with my general M.O.: accomplish 1 thing per day, anything more is overwhelming. Laundry can supposedly be done by some hotels, and you can yourself in hostels. But I feel dubious about that and I feel very wary about ever going into a freakin hostel. I think I will just buy small Rin packs and just do my own laundry like once a week. Or make it a daily habit to wash socks/undies at end of day. Oh and I love the atmosphere outside of cities, even a mile outside and it seems quiet. It seems nice out there, but I doubt there are foreigner-friendly domiciles out there, with a grocery store nearby. Probably other things I'm forgetting, I think about my upcoming sojourn as often as I can spare. I have a lot I could talk about. Still, I would appreciate any other practical day-to-day advice you have?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so desperate to hand your money to a lazy, undeserving foid? Jesus, you guys fly across the world just to get milked like cattle by women who despite being 75 IQ are still more savvy and competent at life than you are. Yeah, and? Where to get? I want fat brown hairy pussy and ass on my face."}
+{"text":"Has anyone ever learned something from Walter? He always irked me and didn't seem to travel well."}
+{"text":"because e-celebs just being e-celebs are bad. Unless we find a good way to slap their faces on something."}
+{"text":"He's just a casual traveler who goes on casual vacations with his family. How does he not travel well?"}
+{"text":"I nominate Cubabro and TTT/Tard Guard"}
+{"text":"poll closed, some ties had to be forcefully resolved in favor of old tenure players. Top 23 is our roster, top 4 get increased stats. Matches begin on Jan 23rd"}
+{"text":"Just found out you can rack points for discounted flights."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the year 2005. While credits cards are very old and exist everywhere in the world, no where has as well-developed of a market as the US with offers as rich. 3rd world countries like yurop have poorly developed financial markets and their posters become extremely jealous whenever this topic is brought up."}
+{"text":"pay more to cover transaction fees OMG free stuff!!!!!!!!! US consumers are fucking retarded and seem to love bending over for their '''''''''''developed financial markets'''''''''''. North American payment processing fees are the highest in the world due to a combination of factors, including high interchange rates, which can exceed 2% per transaction, and the dominance of major card networks like Visa and Mastercard that control over 80% of the market. Unlike Europe, where interchange fees are capped at 0.3% for credit cards, the U.S. has no such regulation, allowing fees to remain elevated. Additionally, the prevalence of rewards programs, funded by these fees, and the high usage of credit cards—over 60% of U.S. consumers prefer credit cards—further drive costs. The complex payment ecosystem and a lack of merchant bargaining power contribute to maintaining these high fees."}
+{"text":"seething yuropoor (or other fellow 3rd worlder) If you any sense of financial discipline, none of what you claim applies and it's a completely free benefit to you from the credit card issuer. Stay in your debit card chastity cage"}
+{"text":"completely free"}
+{"text":"airlines are literally just credit card companies with bonus travel options attached"}
+{"text":"Moved to the US several years ago, and just started my residency visa for Spain. Excited to get the fuck out of here. Any other ex-expats doing the same?"}
+{"text":"what part of US and why are you leaving"}
+{"text":"Never been to the US but I'm a naturalized Czech citizen. Spain is great price-wise. The real estate is cheaper than in Prague, and pretty much the same in the Canaries, except you don't get shit weather like we have it right now (picrel)."}
+{"text":"Also want to move to Spain (Bilbao) keep me posted (reply to this comment to notify me)"}
+{"text":"holy midlife crisis"}
+{"text":"less americans and english En tus sueños quizas."}
+{"text":"Greetings my favorite internet niggas. I am the one who made the key, perhaps one could say famous and acclaimed \"Escape to SEA\". SO NOW, THE PLAN IS, MOLDOVIA, AND ODESSA IN GREAT UKRAINE! You see, I have been checking the AirBnB listings. And upon research, frankly I think SEA is solely degenerate, stinky maxxing is not my place to be as an enterprising young 22 year old. So, the plan is, arrive down near Chiṣ̌ëñüă (or whatever the propper accents are). Then travel by train to old Ukraine. inb4 muh danger inb4 muh larp inb4 \"I the thread replier gay degenerate\" WHATS THE VERDICT GENTLEMEN?! My duolingo is not going to cut it, so I will have to really commit to studying the language."}
+{"text":"I think SEA is blah blah blah Your opinion of a part of the world you've never been to is worth less than the toilet paper your mom used to wipe her ass this morning. Moldova It's January. All the girls are staying inside because it's cold out. Go in June, when they're all out in groups and feeling frisky."}
+{"text":"You're going to get kidnapped by TCC and sent to the front lines as cannon fodder. Angelina Jolies bodyguard was taken by TCC and she had to pull strings just to get him out . I was thinking about going soley for the pussy but not worth it."}
+{"text":"Probably one of the worst threads i've seen on /trv/ in a long time"}
+{"text":"crossing transnistria right now Is it even possible? You might have to go round Romania to Chernivtsi and back down"}
+{"text":"The \"pussy\". Why don't you go to your home neighborhood and find some sluts to sodomize then? Perhaps to life, there is something more? trv is larp haven, where rich kids go to flaunt their sexual, business, educational and travem experience. Most of the time though, it is true bullshit."}
+{"text":"Why do people here get so assblasted about asking about traveling to date? I don't mean cooming (paid) but exploring other countries with the intention of meeting women? Any well traveled sex haver knows that non American women are almost always superior to their American counterparts. Traveling to date is valid. Discuss. in b4 bro if you're not getting laid in the US you wont get laid anywhere else I'm a straight white male btw."}
+{"text":"How do you meet them anon? Thinking of plunging into LATAM/Argentina and trying to brush up on my spanish. You on the apps or?"}
+{"text":"The US really is clown world levels of hoeflation Can confirm. I'm euro and have never had problems getting laid in my home country, other european countries or while traveling to other parts of the world, but the vast majority of american women I've met on my trips have had princess syndrome. Women who are objectively 4s, 5s and 6s acting like they're 9s or 10s is the rule rather than the exception. Average looking ameribros must have it fucking rough over there"}
+{"text":"Kek I just so happen to be the same anon for both of these posts. Honestly my GF I just got lucky on Tinder, this was before I really spoke any Spanish. Language exchanges are decent as some other anons have said before. But honestly this is the wrong mindset for South America, because you can just talk to a pretty girl wherever, and even if she isn't interested will probably be nice to you. It's legal to talk to women in public here. I would only advise against trying to jestermaxx women walking in the streets like a clown because they will think you are trying to rob them. It's true. They tend to have this air of disgust around them, as if you disgust them for not being famous or something. It's really grim."}
+{"text":"hormones. Once you hit 30s you get over that cringe shit. t. 35 year old"}
+{"text":"your libido goes down as you age but you still long for companionship"}
+{"text":"What happens up here? Any cool shit you can find on Google Maps? Or interesting tales? It looks a bit like a frozen Carribean."}
+{"text":"it's an uninhabitted frostbitten shithole mostly populated by nuclear submarines, muskoxen and marine wildlife."}
+{"text":"Hello fellow travelers.As a non-American, I want to travel to the Midwest but I am indecisive on which city should I visit. My options are Cincinnati (which was the very first city I visited in America back in 2013), Columbus, Indianapolis and Chicago (just outside the downtown, I have read enough on how unsafe is Chicago) and perhaps Springfield, IL. I am looking for safe places to drink, museums and especially rural areas with well-meant people (aka whites). I don't like places like Miami, NY, LA or places filled with Hispanics or Blacks, so I want to be sure to go to places that are worth visiting"}
+{"text":"I grew up in Wisconsin, lived in Indianapolis and Chicago. Chicago is safe as long as you avoid the west side and south side of Chicago. In downtown you are fine, just watch out for the schizophrenic homeless people which are in every American city (even Indianapolis/Columbus/Cincinnati etc.). The river walk is amazing, River North is a good neighborhood for drinks, lots of amazing art deco buildings downtown. Indianapolis is pretty small and average. I totally understand what you mean by Indianapolis is the ultimate average Midwest city and I agree. Cincinnati is pretty cool with the sky bridges and other art deco, since you've been there before idk if I'd recommend it. You've already seen it and maybe you get to re-live some memories and have a good time, maybe you get depressed seeing how things have changed (not saying the city has gone to shit but this is just kinda how life moves on). safe places to drink, museums and especially rural areas with well-meant people (aka whites) Why not visit a college town? If you don't mind college aged kids this would meet your criteria pretty well. Bloomington, IN is just a 1 hour drive from Indianapolis and it's a beautiful campus you can walk around. Go to Kilroy's on Kirkwood for a drink, go to Buffa Louies for some amazing wings, if you can watch a basketball game that would be very fun (or watch the game at Kilroy's)."}
+{"text":"OP here. I'd love to visit Bloomington, IN as I remember when I was a kid I wanted to study there (obviously the college fares were too expensive for my family, so I had to stay here studying in my country). You've already seen it and maybe you get to re-live some memories and have a good time, maybe you get depressed seeing how things have changed I hope it hasn't gone full Detroit mode, but I have read that half the population is black, so I want to avoid those areas. I can't believe a flight from my home country to CVG is more expensive than going to Chicago. So perhaps I will go to Illinois and stay at a town outside the metro area. Thanks for the information, friend."}
+{"text":"Columbus is BORING AF. Chicago is basically Gotham but I still think worth a visit. If this is during the summer id visit towns along lake Michigan (in Michigan or Wisconsin). I used to live in Detroit....i wouldnt visit."}
+{"text":"what is worth seeing in cincinnati?"}
+{"text":"I don't like places like Miami, NY, LA or places filled with Hispanics or Blacks yeah that's pretty much all US cities dude"}
+{"text":"Good train public transport Plenty of social events (run clubs?), not just nightlife High paying jobs available Variety in cuisines What American metropolitan area would you recommend?"}
+{"text":"NYC metro."}
+{"text":"Oh, look, another inbred Texas keyboard warrior clutching his AR-15 like it's his micro-dick while spewing homophobic shit from his mom's basement. News flash, retard: Texas was a shithole long before any Californians showed up, y'all been electing corrupt cowboys and turning your state into a grid-failing, abortion-banning dystopia all on your own. BLM and \"Orange Man Bad\"? That's just code for \"I'm too dumb to handle basic human rights or not electing a con artist.\" Stay mad in your containment zone of ignorance, you backwards fuck and maybe one day you'll evolve past thinking \"fag it up\" is an insult instead of a sad projection of your repressed fantasies."}
+{"text":"kek, this is gold"}
+{"text":"Pedro is also just coping hard because Brandon Sailer from San Diego is a more reliable R voter than Sanjit Martinez of Dallas. The best thing TX has going on is being a red state with white people that aren't retarded (contra its neighbors) and a good deal of state-level YIMBYism that tard wrangles some of the worst blue city impulses (which is important because left to its own devices, Republican rule creates dying rural shitholes). Of course, if they enact a Texan version of Prop 13, you might as well go get a Californian salary and have nice weather."}
+{"text":"Sanjit Martinez of Dallas LOL"}
+{"text":"Are the best places to travel, locations out of your own country?"}
+{"text":"You can find interesting locations to visit within your own country, but 99% of the time it's a lot easier to just pick another country. The novelty of exoticism is hard to beat."}
+{"text":"more exotic, warmer and cheaper, so yes"}
+{"text":"A lot of people visit Canada for our mountains and lakes, I feel as though Canada is big enough it's excellent at most, master of none. There's always a country that does it better than Canada, but if you have 3 weeks to a month, it's a good place to see it all. You can see the majority of it in between Alberta and BC for mountains and lakes, and SK for lakes and forests. Or just go to BC and experience a very good version of it all."}
+{"text":"It does have the benefit of no immigration hassles. A lot less jetlag if any. If you decided you really liked the place moving there is a tenable idea. Staying domestic is very underrated on /trv/."}
+{"text":"What are your predictions about the state of travel in the coming years? Do you see a decline or rise of normies continuing trends of mass tourism? From personal observations it seems like alot of zoomies who have disposable income are jetsetting, while there is a noticable decline in boomer places like Vegas. People were doomposting about indians and chinese taking over the gaps but there are definitely less of them in numbers in places I frequent, barring uberjeets and low service workers. I feel like even last year I noticed way more of my normie social feeds flooded with travel posts (le going to japan omg quirky midlife crisis, reels about china, girls going to thailand for yoga etc), now I rarely see or hear from any of my circles about trips they have been on or are planning. It seemed that there was a peak after Coof blue balls but now it has reached below the baseline, based off the overall vibes I see and observe. Iirc thailand numbers were also down this year. Hell I even see less doomposts here about sexpest spots being overrun with weekend warrior asians and young chads."}
+{"text":"You and every single other zoomer is doing that, apparently. It's the ultimate NPC destination."}
+{"text":"ultimate NPC destination Which makes it ultra-comfy if you just want to go around doing your own thing, no interaction with other people apart from goods & services transactions. Other people might as well be a bunch of automatons; they do their thing and you do yours. culturally toxic Yeah, like a bunch of alcoholic whoremongering boomers were somehow wholesome and beneficial visitors compared to Chinese tourcattle. My first month overseas for this travel season is looking to wrap up at $1180 USD. This includes the cost of tourist visa and 13500 km of flying to the other side of the world, and represents the fruits of 59 hours of labor. That's barely over seven workdays of menial seasonal labor. But yeah, go ahead and tell me how travel has gotten more expensive than it used to be in terms of a laborer's wages. What a crock of shit. So many tards here like to spout off as if they were worldly wise Real Travelers, but I've been active here long enough to see the truth. You are regurgitating some propaganda you've read on this board or heard from some yappity YouTube faggot. It's not your lived experience, and you have no way to verify its truthfulness. But you repost it anyway."}
+{"text":"This is what happens when you never leave the basement and get all your information about the outside world from /pol/."}
+{"text":"Western tourists not even being able to get visas for other Western counties. Wut?"}
+{"text":"make 98% more money than anyone else in my country anywhere I go I can completely avoid shell shocked jet lagged fuck tard tourists still choose to enjoy the tourist experience in most countries I visit You're a tourist, you're not some super /trv/eler. You're literally part of the problem so quit being a faggot and get with it. Be the least offensive American piece of shit you can be and keep pretending to be Canadian and enjoy."}
+{"text":"You requested to book Anon's listing Your trip is not confirmed yet. Anon has 24 hours to respond to your request."}
+{"text":"I have Instant Booking on so this rarely happens"}
+{"text":"its hard to find rural listings with that and the crazier hosts tend to not have instant booking and act like airbnb is their personal penal system to impose a huge laundry list of inane neurotic rules about minor details of their basement or garage apartment"}
+{"text":"A GERMAN BITCH WHO STAYED AT MY PLACE JUSG 2 DAYS AGO LEFT ME A 4 STAR REVIEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"No offense but I don’t come to Bangkok to hang out with a bunch of stinky farangs."}
+{"text":"coomers hate Vietnam wtf are you talking about? it's everywhere in nam, just not as open, theres that whole road of blowjob parlours and japantown but otherwise you have to actually look for it"}
+{"text":"I'll be in Bangkok in April before Songkran. Will you be around?"}
+{"text":"Never been to Bangkok so I can't offer any actionable advice, but I was thinking about it for ages and my Youtube feed is full of people vlogging about their lives in Bangkok, hyping it up as this affordable place where you can reinvent yourself and make lifelong friends with likeminded people But I've noticed that all these vloggers are the same, not bad people or anything but just really normie and consumerism oriented (focus on condo tours and new mall openings). From afar it looks like the lines between the commercial and the cultural are often blurred in Bangkok too (creative spaces in malls, a lot of art is just kitschy slop). I got put off it because it felt very normie and I figured I'd get lonely out there, I could be wrong though"}
+{"text":"muh normies i've got news for you anon, if you're really that bothered about what other people think or do, to the extent that it stops you living your own life and experiencing things yourself and forming your own opinions.... the biggest \"normie\" is you"}
+{"text":"How much effort do you put into learning language for travel? In particular: 1) how much time do you spend learning it and how long before your trip do you start learning 2) have you found the effort you put into it to be worthwhile (especially nowadays with translate apps bing pretty good) 3) what is your main intention with learning the language 4) if the language is difficult for Westerners (i.e. an Asian language like Thai) do you put less effort into it and just stick to the very basics 5) when your trip is over do you continue practicing the language"}
+{"text":"$110/month rent Probably not great."}
+{"text":"For languages I'm just trying to cram before a trip, I pirate the Michel Thomas course, which teaches all the grammar you need to know pretty painlessly. Then I start with Pimsleur level 2 or 3 which is a good way to build vocab. Flashcards can be useful but understand the difference between having an active vocabulary vs a passive one (words you have memorized, but are inaccessible during conversation). Ask chatgpt to quiz you on how to say stuff. My approach to become really proficient over time is basically all of the above, plus a fuckton of comprehensible input vids/podcasts, plus paying online teachers to chat with me. I have a lot of respect for people who are good at this. You are right to stress the importance of extra-verbal communication. But if you can do this AND learn a language, why wouldn't you?"}
+{"text":"Depends on how many people learn the language as a second language. So Chinese, a billion people speak it, but they're all Chinese people and mostly in China. It's of no value when speaking to someone who is not Chinese. Spanish, not many people in Spain, but a lot of south America speaks Spanish, it's not an uncommon second language in Europe and America, it has value when speaking to Portuguese speakers, some value to English, French, Italian speakers. AND, nationals of any other county, they might have learned Spanish to speak to any of the aforementioned. You're far more likely to find a African who speaks Spanish, then an African who speaks mandarin. They might have learned Spanish in Europe, but that means they can talk to you as a Spanish esl. And that's why English rules the world, so many people learned it already as a second language that esl English is the most widely spoken language almost everywhere on earth, and those who refuse to learn, typically there's a political reason and they suffer badly for it. So you see it's not really about how many primary speakers the language has, it's about how many secondary. Tertiary speakers. I've been up mountains and yelled at people in English, they didn't understand. OK, regional languages. French, Spanish Russian. One of them yelled back in Spanish. They weren't Spanish, they were from south America and spoke Portuguese. Fuk. So someone who speaks Portuguese, broken Spanish, can communicate with someone, not English, who is fluent in English as a second language, so can understand at least some Spanish. That's right at the thin end, but it illustrates the value of bridging language barriers. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I learn: Hello, goodbye, please, thank you, excuse me, sorry & toilet. Sorry is useful for when I break cultural norms without realizing like a retard."}
+{"text":"As someone who speaks zero Spanish, I actually relied on Chinese a LOT in Central America, because every general store and asian restaurant are chinese-owned."}
+{"text":"Are you an actual traveler if your not going to places like Somalia , Congo and Afghanistan? You'll actually experience a side of world you'll never see and come across stuff that will leave a lasting impression. Why be another normie that traveled to Japan or Thailand. theyll kill me cause im white No they dont just show them you're actually a beast who shouldn't be messed with. There are Russian truck drivers in Congo , Ukrainian helicopter drivers in Somalia and Chinese shop owners in Afghanistan. Where's your ambition and passion for life to seek out danger and adventure anon"}
+{"text":"I already live in the Philippines. I vacation in first world countries for a change lol."}
+{"text":"b-but migrants That's exactly why you should also embrace the rootlessness of modern globalism, instead of staying put wherever your parents plopped you out, being a good paypig for your country's elite, pining after a gf you will never get and seething endlessly about the great replacement agenda. The new globohomo normal is to reject your roots and pick a map dot that best serves your interests, whatever they are. If you are unable to adapt to a changing environment, you are evolutionarily unfit for survival."}
+{"text":"I've been to many places, but it was the ones which were different that really stuck with me. The cultural value is sort of a commodity, a rarity. If everyone has been to France, the idea of children drinking alcohol, dining in the street, French culture isn't \"new\" to anyone. So i really went to some Congo tier places, in search of new ideas, new cultures, new food, new commodities. That's what makes an explorer, and the world evolves so quickly that a place which hasn't been explored by many people recently is still degrees away from untouched civilisation. Sure you can pick up the phone to anywhere in the world, but who has? And of what value would that be? If cortes had just sat-phoned the Aztecs they wouldn't have understood him, the aztecs might have just denied having gold, the subject of human sacrafice might have just not come up in conversation because they didn't think it was relevant. It took cortes actually going there in person to really work out what techloteclan was all about. So these Congo tier places, sure there's connection, but they might just not feel like connecting, you might need to low key invade them. They might hide their treasure, or you, as a traveller, might be particularly astute and pick up things the UN hasn't. Some of us might even be diplomatic advisors who help write county reports or aid fact finding. And security here is often an issue, but what constitutes security often isn't easy to understand."}
+{"text":"I feel like travellers who go to regions looking for something tend to both warp their own experiences, and get given a tailored experience. That's not a criticism, if you want war, want Taliban, want post-collinial clerical rule Afghanistan has you covered, but recognise so many tourists go to Afghanistan for those reasons, that the roller-coaster factor emerges, especially in written guides, you can see that very clearly. If you went to Afghanistan with a cook book, you'd find yourself in a lot of restaurants, and write a lot about flatbread, which is equally abundant in Afghanistan."}
+{"text":"Is it actually possible to go to japan with someone from 4chan who can speak the language without getting scammed? I just want someone to retard wrangle me for money. I just need someone to kinda act like a friend with me if that requires pay so be it"}
+{"text":"It happens to locals too thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"this cute nigga straight up CRUSHING on kyoji"}
+{"text":"you think we are memeing but most 4chan users actually are autistic. Most of us functional, yes, but still."}
+{"text":"if you're still here, anyone who said interpals is a fucking retard. Download hello talk, spruce up your profile and don't sound desperate and find a japanese bro or girl willing to help you learn the language and say you're planning to visit there etc."}
+{"text":"interpals holy based I'm going to catfish some jeets and we can go take selfies in front of bullet trains"}
+{"text":"I am from the USA and I am very bothered by traveling. I hate being in transit. I hate flying(mostly because I hate the chance of delays or redirects etc). I just don't feel that traveling does anything for me. If I go to some new place, I feel like I'd just do what I am doing now but there. So if I go to restaurant, I am just eating food. If I go sit outside, I am doing that here too. However, I have met many women who seem to be travel addicts and I always wondered why. What is the draw to traveling? Why do it? Should I do more of it even though I hate it?"}
+{"text":"If you go somewhere completely different like Japan or Korea, even just eating out will be an exploration. It's kind of like playing a new game, but full-dive. The only thing preventing me from travelling more is finances. I'm a college student."}
+{"text":"I think you are just larping some utter lack of travel and funds. I can't imagine going anywhere and having zero interest in things you do NOT do at home. Musuems, culture, arts, geology, nature and animals, even restaurants are different. I also tend to read literature inspired locally. I might read the sagas before going to Iceland so I can see the ancient records of them in Reykholt at Snorristofa (they are pretty like the illuminated manuscripts), or enjoy the funky diorramas at the Settlement Museum in Bogarnes, or at least know Lord of the Rings was inspired there. Maybe you need to catch up on the Vikings first. Cave exploring? Spa soaks? Fine food? Seriously, do you even know how to travel?"}
+{"text":"Suicidal despair is for you endorphin junkies who find yourself deprived of your fix once you pass a certain age."}
+{"text":"You need to force yourself to be extraverted, I'm an introvert loser at home but when traveling I'm so excited I ask random people what I should check out and become more extraverted. I'm slowly becoming more extraverted at home as a side effect which is nice."}
+{"text":"I don't like travelling all that much either but I love Japan so going there is my only reason to do so. I would say unless you find somewhere that resonates with you deeply that travelling aimlessly is largely a waste of time. I especially don't understand people who visit third world places like India but maybe they are masochistic and enjoy food poisoning and being surrounded by garbage. I have met many women who seem to be travel addicts They do it solely for clout. I have read many stories on here and other places that they sysematically go to trendy or popular places to take selfies or take pictures of their food. People who make travelling their personality are largely devoid of any personality."}
+{"text":"I fw this wigga"}
+{"text":"It’s hard to blame him based on the India videos. It’s fucking filthy, chaotic, disorganized, and a hundred people are trying to get his money at all times like they see a tall white guy as an ATM. I liked the video where he ate street food and predictably got super sick at the end lol"}
+{"text":"well yeah, india fucking sucks. he generally makes realistic videos but doesn't hide his biases. it reminds me of bald's old videos before he got weirder and more political about shit"}
+{"text":"called small brained american has giant fucking cranium ???"}
+{"text":"The Somalia video was kino"}
+{"text":"I've walked in crowd traffic three times denser than that faggot did in his india sux vlogs and didn't feel stressed or bothered by anything. He's a drama queen who is too hypersensitive to enjoy the good side of India because OMG there's trash, OMG somebody honked, OMG the train is overcrowded. This country is much better for stoic, emotionally inhibited autists who have accepted that life is no gravy train of fun and pleasure."}
+{"text":"going on holiday to Paris and London during Christmas break from work felt worry and dread last night felt dread before taxi took me to airport now on my way there and strongly feel like going straight back home and doing nothing Is this normal? I'm travelling alone as an ugly male and I'm just going to walk around and look at old stuff. I've already paid for everything."}
+{"text":"goes to Paris gets Paris Syndrome how could this happen drill seargent?"}
+{"text":"anon did you really have to bring this stupid fucking thread back from the dead Nobody in France gives a fuck that you don't speak French you have clearly never experienced waiters in paris. they have a level of cuntiness than even the cunts on here can only ever aspire to"}
+{"text":"This is what autism looks like"}
+{"text":"I think you need to realize that no one on earth could possibly give a fuck about you at all. You are likely the least memorable person anyone has ever seen, I would be blown away if any of these people you are so worried about are even thinking about you by the time they turn to a coworker to facilitate your order."}
+{"text":"Dude I know many restaurant people from Paris, they really don't fucking care as long as you're not a dick. Sure you'll get the occasional eye-rolling prick who's lamenting over serving someone who doesn't speak or read French but its nowhere as common as it was 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"I've been here for only 2 days and my impressions are very underwhelming to say the least. I don't get it, what's so special about this city."}
+{"text":"Nobody who isn't retarded is going to Muslim Las Vegas on their own dime."}
+{"text":"ok, so you just outed yourself as a brown person."}
+{"text":"Dubai is a great example of how a clean, prosperous, well-disciplined civilization can thrive if free of judeo control. ftfy"}
+{"text":"Holy cringe"}
+{"text":"You have to have a fairly high IQ to appreciate Paris."}
+{"text":"i have a over a million in crypto. i spent most of my 20s traveling, im 32 now, i just want to retire somewhere, theres nothing else that excites me anymore, i like surfing and women, thats about it. whats the best place to just run the clock."}
+{"text":"Stop talking to me, poor! It's psychically damaging to communicate with the terminally unsuccessful. I've created this thread so you can be with your own kind:"}
+{"text":"but the visa options suck for long term staying A 10 year golden visa is only like $40k. An annual cost of $4k isn't that bad. Have you already went down the tax optimization route with citizenship-for-investment programs to bring your capital gains tax down to 0%? I think St. Kitts is pretty popular at about $250k (one time donation to the government) or purchasing about $325k worth of real estate, which might be a bit much if you only have slightly more than a million. But if you live somewhere now with a high tax burden it'll pay itself off within a relatively short period of time"}
+{"text":"A 10 year golden visa is only like $40k. An annual cost of $4k isn't that bad. For expat retiring, 4k/year is actually pretty sizeable, not by itself but you need to add it to all the other little things. Like if I'm already needing to spend 2k/year on flights to visit family once a year, plus paying for private health insurance, and dealing with all the expenses and headache of moving to a new location where nobody speaks english, I'd want to at least be living cheaper than where I do back home. But if you add it all up you end up paying at least $600/month just to be in the country, and sure maybe you save $600/month on rent for a similar place, but you're not actually living any cheaper or saving more money. Have you already went down the tax optimization route with citizenship-for-investment programs to bring your capital gains tax down to 0%? I don't really see much advantage in these tax optimization routes for my situation. I'm a leaf (I used USD for all my numbers for easy understanding) and I'd owe about 70k on the exit tax if I became a non-resident today, and I think this is unavoidable, so I wouldn't save any money that way. And my net worth is low enough that if I quit my job, between my capital gains and dividends I think I'd only owe about 1-2k/year, if that. Maybe it can work better if I was doing remote work or a larger net worth, but that's not something my company lets me do and I don't want to find another job. St Kitts visa does seem attractive in that it's a one time cost and can be used on real estate and it's full citizenship, but I have family that retired in a different Caribbean island and the cost of living is high, everything is imported and costs more money. I'm also this anon  with 700k, so that's also just too costly for me."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I can see how that might become a problem. Most people who opt for St. Kitts citizenship don't actually live there. They opt for residency elsewhere (also through investment). Usually places like Dubai, or an EU country like Portugal, Cyprus or Greece since those come with the added benefit of free movement within the EU"}
+{"text":"Everything you've said is a good point but i'd also add... Those retirement visas can easily be revoked/changed with every new government. Banking stuff as well. SEA in general is tougher to live long term then it appears on paper. You have to be very grounded and content with a specific kind of lifestyle."}
+{"text":"So for context, my parents often dragged me to China a lot when I was a kid to visit family, and I always bitched about all my favorite websites being blocked there. On one of these visits, when I was in middle school, we made plans to go to HK, and this made me excited because HK doesn't have a Great Firewall (or at least they didn't before 2020). Well, now that I've been to Hong Kong, to see a friend, I can report that it's not some joyland at all, and it's not the best place in China I've been to by any metric. The issue is probably that it's too old, like the buildings and the city in general. There are just so many skyscrapers, an absurd amount, and all of them just sort of look the same. There's simply no space to expand, unlike a Mainland city, and I think this is ultimately what's dooming HK vs. Mainland China (aside from stuff like China's laws and them exerting greater control). Singapore, which I've been to as well, has a similar problem (and the other thread is spot-on about it being boring as hell lol; have yet to visit Malaysia but IMO Malaysia's better). Even the food isn't legendary. I had some dim sum, but it wasn't even as good as some of the dim sum I've had in my local suburb, New York, or Richmond (Asian suburb of Vancouver). I also tried Cha Chaan Teng (Hong Kong western-style cafes) for breakfast and it sucked, I don't get the hype at all. I stayed two nights on the Island; apparently Kowloon has newer development, and apparently the food there is better. But I just feel like whatever luster Hong Kong might've had to it that made it unique no longer exists there as of 2025. If there was anything legitimately cool or unique there, I probably missed it. So I wouldn't recommend coming here."}
+{"text":"As a Brit, would the HK authorities at the airport be able to see my criminal record? I don't want to fly over there only to be told to fuck off when I land."}
+{"text":"Doubt it. Border was quite quick when I passed before, and I highly doubt the CCP (officially) have a direct line into the UK's police databases."}
+{"text":"Thanks!"}
+{"text":"i want to go to hong kong this year, mainly for disneyland. If i get an hotel close to there, is it also close from other tourist attractions? Or am i gonna have to travel a long time to visit other places during my stay? Planning to stay 2 weeks there. Also if people know of things I can do there please let me know, I usually just check tripadvisor"}
+{"text":"If you want to stay near Disneyland, that would mean staying in Lantau Island. Lantau Island actually gives you a lot of bang for your buck, so once you're done with Disneyland, there are plenty of other things to do. However, it is absolutely not necessary to stay in Lantau Island. You're probably overestimating the size of Hong Kong; the entire region is actually very well-connected. Look at picrel. Most travelers stay in the Kowloon area. It's very easy to get to Disneyland from there, and it doesn't even take very long"}
+{"text":"Anyone been on an African safari? What was your experience? I'm thinking a 2 week trip to Africa with a 6 day Safari in Tanzania. What should I do with the rest of the time? How do I avoid dying from Malaria?"}
+{"text":"There's element of it in downtown Cairo, actually. It's fading, but you can feel the remnants of British and French colonialism. The French bar in Downtown Cairo serves the most disgusting food I've ever had, but it was oooooooooozing in that time period feel. There used to be the British club, which was a proper colonial holdout. Not sure if it still exists. Various embassies have 'grounds' whch you might be able to access if there's events on (the Swiss embassy grounds sometimes have events, and used to have a Haloween party famous with the local expats). On Zamalek island you have the sports club which has a race track, and need membership to get in, which would be good for a larp. Marriot Hotel Zamalek and their spa gave off colonial vibes. Down the River Nile, there's the Nile Barrage, which was built by the Brits. A rarely seen tourist attraction which is architecturally pretty cool. tfw I just realised you said Southern Africa. aahhhh"}
+{"text":"I live in the United States, every day is an African safari."}
+{"text":"I did a day safari to pilanesburg while i was in JNB. a black person picks you up in a car at 6am and takes you there for a 9am start. we drove around in one of those safari trucks till 3pm, at which point that black person drops you back to JNB. It was OK, 6/10. But if i had more time I would have gone to Kruger. picrel"}
+{"text":"Same goes for many parts of yurop as well"}
+{"text":"I have zero interest in visiting the African continent"}
+{"text":"Or Berlin ist scheisse. Why is this city so hyped up? Just returned from 4 day visit and it was a terrible let down. Completely grey and soulless even for November, lots of ugly architecture, drug addicts and homeless everywhere. They even had little camps like in the states. Stench of urine all across the city. Visited Museum Island, it was ok but nothing compared to British Museum or British National Gallery. I am really surprised this city is hyped so much. Frankfurt is better if you want modern city. Dresden if you want history and beauty. Munich for German food and beer. Unless you are junkie I see no point in the It's terribly dirty and depressing."}
+{"text":"yeah the average berliner is much more open minded because they are drug addicts all that 3mmc/ket will catch up to you"}
+{"text":"Did you meet the schizo boomers in front of the Reichstag that carry their \"Liberate us Putin\" signs?"}
+{"text":"lol Hello, fellow Germanoids, we are totally not sus grassroots protesters from the Saxony Oblast, how do you do?"}
+{"text":"lots of gorgeous goth girls Tell me you’re not white without telling me. Berlinerinnen HATE white guys with a burning passion."}
+{"text":"more race and incel shit. woohoooo"}
+{"text":"Anyone else just like experience of being at the airport? Even without traveling."}
+{"text":"I hate airports. The crowds, the people standing in your way, somehow literally no seats anywhere near my gate, the security theater humiliation ritual, walking forever, it sucks. It's only the 2nd worst part about flying, beaten only by being stuck in a crowded airplane, squished in with cramping legs and loud engine humming for the 3+ hours you're stuck inside, not to mention constant delays. At the same time, settling into a less crowded nook in an airport is extremely comfy. A nice restaurant where you get some beer, a nice meal, and watch the chaos unfold just outside. A nice lounge that's nearly empty with snacks, drinks, showers, and comfy chairs overlooking the runway so you can watch the planes taking off. These are the only points of joy I have found while in an airport and I hate how it's impossible to have a consistently good experience. Lounges are a good idea but everyone and their mom has access, so they're either packed with crowds or trashy or have little food. I don't know why we can't just have private lounges where you just pay $100 at the door and it's consistently good and not crowded, away from the riff-raff."}
+{"text":"There are elite lounges at larger airports for people with high enough status."}
+{"text":"The problem with \"high status\" is it's always just for people that constantly travel, people that are always booking with the same hotel or airline. I don't travel often, so that's locked out from me. I guess that works to keep crowds out at least. I was thinking just charging $100 at the door instead of giving everyone free access like most lounges would accomplish the same thing, but thinking more about it you'd still get some assholes pillaging everything to get their money's worth. idk what I can do, just sucks there's no way to opt out of being grouped with the lowest common denominator other than being super rich or traveling constantly."}
+{"text":"sounds like you have been to some shitty airports. Believe or not there are ones out there in the world that have interesting exhibits, plenty of seating, food options, and loads of crap to laugh at and or browse through in the shops. Even some half decent deals on gizmos and doodads. That and there is nothing like pulling up to the airport bar and shooting the shit over a cold one with some random who has either just come into town or is off somewhere."}
+{"text":"My main gripe is really just the crowds, which I guess varies based on time of day and airport. I loved the KLM Crown Lounge at Toronto, I got there right when they opened and there was only 5 or 6 other people in the whole place, it was quiet, there was plenty of fresh food and snacks and beer and I got a comfy spot by the window overlooking the planes taking off. It was my first time being in a lounge and in hindsight it's a mid lounge but not having a crowd made it so comfy. Right after that, I had a couple hour layover in Incheon Airport in Seoul, the ticket gave me access to a lounge so I decided to check it out. The korean worker at the desk was like are you sure you want to use the lounge pass here? and I said yes, not knowing what the lounge was like, since there's a wall preventing you from seeing inside. I had thought that maybe all lounges would be as nice as my time at the KLM Lounge, so imagine my surprise when I walked in to discover it was packed with people, all chairs/tables taken, hundreds of people all standing around chatting and lined up for food. Unbelievably loud. I almost turned on the spot and walked away but decided to try to get some food. Waited in line for 10 minutes, filled a plate with a couple different dishes, ate it standing up, and it was okay, not great. The lounge looked really nice and probably would have been a good time if not for the hundreds of other people also in the lounge. Ended up getting too annoyed by the noise and just went to my gate where it was still crowded but it was quieter and at least I could find a chair to sit on. They had a bunch of shops and restaurants which I'm sure I could have found some refuge in but idk, I didn't see anything that wasn't already crowded and I didn't want to wander around."}
+{"text":"Will be there next week Wat do? cultural shit best way to get from airport to downtown dive bars to meet drunken travelling slags any other shit to know"}
+{"text":"go to Decathlon (there's two in the center, one at Nyugati railway station and the other in Corvin Plaza) and buy a pair of ski socks"}
+{"text":"Is there no local brand? I saw Decathlon but I don't want to buy another piece of mass produced China slop"}
+{"text":"there's a big mountain/outdoor/climbing shop, Mountex, they probably will have what you want. They have three stores spread out in Budapest, they had good equipment back when I was there, not chinese slop"}
+{"text":"I am in Budapest for few days. I was in Rudas therms. They are cool. Saunas are super hot, you can hardly sit there konger than 3 minutes. I think the only thing You need as a male is slippers and towel. You dont need swiminnig pants beacuse they give You ,,funny,, underwear which looks like really traditional clothe."}
+{"text":"Where do you want to go?"}
+{"text":"nobody interested?"}
+{"text":"where should I go in the NH whites to justify dusting off my snowshoes?"}
+{"text":"that's not really appalachia new england is the normie zone the appeal of appalachia is that it is unexpected (except gsmnp)"}
+{"text":"New England has the best of the eastern mountains. I've met a good number of interesting characters in Coös County. It has a strange mix of natural beauty coupled with people who are generally somber and depressed looking."}
+{"text":"New England is overshilled and already owned by boomers. It's boring and monotone. has the best of the eastern mountains t. has never been to nice gorges in central or southern appalachia"}
+{"text":"never 100% white, but allowing 25M brown goblins to take up residence really changed the vibe and the scenery, basically sucks now for all but the top 1% earners"}
+{"text":"having driven past enough farms and factories I do not trust the water in oceans at fucking all and would never swim in an ocean again I like swimming in rivers but you have to be very selective and only swim in small creeks or upstream above any major population centers or industrial activity for larger rivers"}
+{"text":"Most of the year, California's rivers are dry. Only after a runoff event should you avoid contact with seawater (especially anywhere near the mouth of the Tijuana River. Haven't been out there since March 2020, before COVID. The beach towns were very pleasant and full of street life, but as a van vagabond I knew I wasn't welcome to spend the night. The nearest dispersed camping is an hour plus drive away up in the coast range (which gets really cold at night in the winter months). Also, SoCal is more likely to be 63° than 83° in winter. Not really the kind of perfect beach weather that most people imagine, though it is great for jogging and climbing hills."}
+{"text":"Most of the year, California's rivers are dry that's a shame a lot of swimming holes you aren't really swimming in a creek that's more than a foot or two deep for most of it - but there tends to be deep pools and the location of those tends to make for popular swimming areas - there's tons on the east coast and you can physically see if the water is gross or not"}
+{"text":"it was never like this, it was whiter, the girls were hotter, and the guys were chuddier, all the 50 year old based boomers in OC and SD didn't just randomly spawn in. this is some 80s MTV slop the culture was never party-centric either outside of faggots, LA, and college towns. most people my age that lived in suburban socal just went to kickbacks at people's houses and started going to local bars when we turned 21 or got a good fake. there was some kind of club/rave culture but it usually involved going to a city or going to some sketchy shithole venue in the middle of nowhere. now there's just more beaners, but most of the state isn't infested and the cities were always full of fags, spics, and nogs."}
+{"text":"What are the best cities a sub 180cm mid tier normie in his late 20s can experience a semblance of social life and milestone experiences? I am open to doing volunteer programs, masters, degrees, exchanges, etc. This isn't a chudcel post, I want to make changes in my life and rotting in my parents home isn't going to cut it. I have disposable income so money isn't a huge issue. Yes, I would like opportunities with women but it isn't a primary factor. No, I am not looking for thinly veiled responses related to geomaxxing or passport coper destinations like Asia, I would preferably want places that are outside North America but are white."}
+{"text":"not even totally sure about the question but god I hate everyone I am still literally just flipping burgers for fat bitches bc my family is such fucking trash holy shit literally ruined my whole damn life with their bullshit. JUST GO ANYWHERE. DO ANYTHING. FUUUUUCK. LIKE SHIT DUDE. YOU HAVE MONEY. DOOOO SOMETHIIIIING like fr dude I finally got my credit fixed, so I have like $50k and about $8k cash, and about 7k debt atm. And a car. But, that's literally it and I just quit my job bc of some really fucked shit. So, I will just still be here for the moment like shit is fucked someone basically tried to steal my car so I started getting mad at work and I just spent two years at that job and was about to transfer and the people there are shit, but the goal was simply to transfer. Now, idk if I can even get another half decent job around here bc idk at the very least they'll say no he's angry"}
+{"text":"I would really recommend Poland, specifically Krakow. I had an excellent time there and I found the women to be very nice to me. I also have some acquaintances in nearby areas of Poland and they are nice people. I’m mixed Polish tho so take that for what it’s worth. Yes this board can be very harsh anon, often me included. But you are not alone in being totally alienated in the West, and to some extent you aren’t entirely to blame. This phenomenon is so real that both old-school and new-school news can’t stop talking about it"}
+{"text":"Krakow is INCREDIBLY full, though. It's a victim of overtourism and doesn't feel Polish at all now. It's like Disneyland Poland. Better off going to Silesia, Poznan, Lodz, etc."}
+{"text":"specifically Krakow. I had an excellent time there and I found the women to be very nice to me Yeah you will have excellent time with our women, especially if you are black or arab"}
+{"text":"I would preferably want places that are outside North America but are white. melbourne, full of faggot late bloomers like you or some eastern euro shithole where you can just buy friends by giving them alcohol and hope they don't beat you up for looking gay"}
+{"text":"Multi-millionaire inheritance bequeathed white millenial here. 35 yo no gf no friends family mostly dead. What's a good african country where I can volunteer and do some good? I want to give back to society but not the western freakshow society I live in. Is there somewhere safe in africa that needs help?"}
+{"text":"start a charity org if youre actually serious. you just going there to give handouts would be retarded and would be a waste like  pointed out"}
+{"text":"help the boer"}
+{"text":"wants to GIVE BACK to society needs to find some random African country to do this for Where were you born retard?"}
+{"text":"OP you can become a team leader in habitatforhumanity project and we will make a 4chan team. Together as a legion we will go to Kenya, build houses for poor trad Christian women and the women will be REALLY grateful for us and we will make babies with them... I think HfH also costs few thousand $ to join but you said you are rich OP. Make a Google docs or something to gather people Global Village is looking for team leaders to bring together private, pre-organized teams from your social club, university group, church, local Habitat organization, or friends and family for group volunteering opportunities. Team leaders will attend trainings and recruit volunteers. Visit our team leader FAQ to find out if leading a team is right for you. Whether you are new or have past experience leading a Global Village team, you can start your next adventure with us! Email us at gv@habitat.org if you are interested in organizing a team and you will receive a link to fill out our team leader interest form. (...) The option for independent volunteers to join open teams is not currently available. Subscribe to our newsletter below for news about opportunities for individual volunteers in the future.The option for independent volunteers to join open teams is not currently available. Subscribe to our newsletter below for news about opportunities for individual volunteers in the future."}
+{"text":"Go volunteer in your home country you retarded faggot. Africa has been given 8 fucking Marshall plans, let that seep in. This sounds like a coomer thread. If you have to go to Africa to coom, it's over for you. I hope you get beheaded and eaten by a local tribe. I hate you insufferable faggots so much. You cant help niggers."}
+{"text":"Where should I make sure to go for a King Arthur themed trip through Wales and England. I really love history and the old welsh poems so I want to go see the places from the myths. I have about a week or a little bit more. Do you have any recommendations for this trip?"}
+{"text":"glastonbury (supposedly the location of some of the myths) winchester (the great hall has a replica of the round table) bodiam castle (filming location for monty python and the holy grail) several places have claimed to be the location of camelot, there is a whole wiki article about them"}
+{"text":"That is by design They want Disneyland Resort to have the same amount of rides as Walt Disney World Resort. Because Disneyland has only 2 parks compared to 4 it is more packed in with rides, as well as Walt Disney World trying (and largely failing) to get people into the non-castle parks. So Disneyland is designed to be the better park. However, when gates 3/4 for Disneyland Resort open in the next decades you are likely seeing a decline for Disneyland itself"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Japan entrance is not the same as the rest though. It also feels smaller. And more crowded. Are people lying when they say Tokyo has the best one? Japan's Main Street is pretty lame (thought covering is a godsend if a monsoon rolls in). The park itself I would say is slightly better than Magic Kingdom, though with the destruction of Frontierland, it's probably a lot better. You have all the classic rides you want without any social justice censorship, plus Splash and Pirates are the superior versions. There are also some quality rides unique to Tokyo, namely Honey Hunt and Beauty and the Beast. The only thing I was mixed on with the park, aside from Main Street, was the pathways. They are very wide is Tokyo, making the park feel less 'real'. However, these paths also make it much more bearable to deal with large crowds, so I think it's overall a good trade-off. I should note when most people talk about Tokyo having the best park, they mean DisneySea, not Disneyland. DisneySea is hands-down the best them park I've been to, though I do wish it had just one quality coaster."}
+{"text":"Thanks for that. I haven't visited yet. Watching all the walk throughs was so interesting. HK's was the most unique. Like being in America but in another universe. The castle looks weird and you're obviously not in Florida because there are mountains in the background. I think I fell for the propaganda that said they were too snobby to make it good. I do wonder if they're able to keep the customer service standards that USA and reportedly Japan set."}
+{"text":"Its not better. He was either trolling with ragebait or a liberal."}
+{"text":"Which cities have the most overrated nightlife/social life? I'll start: NYC too expensive to do literally anything people are either smug joo boys, good lifer trustfunders, or finance bros ratio of women is vastly overstated, and decent chunk of uggos at any function. Also noticed Americans are way less willing to mingle with strangers and if they do its very superficial at best. everyone is super irony poisoned, obnoxious, and smug Despite higher number of tallfags and chads in Europe, for some reason NYC women are more heightpilled and annoying about it. Women in general more cold and offputting yet simultaneously loud and obnoxious, despite the stereotypes I found German women to require less jestermaxxing and more approachable in bar settings. Also just generally more uninteresting people. General annoying amerimutt customs like having to tip your uggo dyke bartenders, overpriced drinks, superficial small talk that leads nowhere. Doesn't need to be stated but way too many joggers at night in nightlife areas, heavy coping from locals about safety in general Those are my general observations after living in NYC for about 2 months. I never understood the memes about how it is some paradise for single men, in general there is a cut throat atmosphere among men I dont really notice compared to my time spent in most European countries. Unless you are super nichemaxxed or a decent looking tall guy and land a really good paying job in finance there are much better places even in non sexpat countries to try your luck in. I think if you are a white normie in looks you are better off just going to some mid sized European city with a large uni population. The neurotypicality levels in the US are also crazy, if you don't even slightly fit the \"mold\" i.e. super fake cheerful and fratty you are immediately ostrasized. I never really felt this in Germany and felt I could be more myself."}
+{"text":"Berlin. Clubs far between and they will deny you if not dressed like a degenerate. Also still depends on cash, and that's third world tier to me."}
+{"text":"Budapest. There's some cool places (like any city) but all the ruin bars are huge tourist traps and the clubs (especially the more popular ones) are complete dogshit. Most drug dealers are scammers and Hungarians aren't the most friendly and welcoming so you'll basically be limited to interacting with tourists who are mostly just dickhead brits and aussies on lads holidays. If you're a tourist passing through it's good to visit and spend a night or two but for nightlife Prague, Krakow, Bratislava, Zagreb and hell even Vienna all have more to offer than that fucking bore of a city."}
+{"text":"Pretty much agreed. Vienna is fucking zzzzzzz though."}
+{"text":"OMG you need to be a literal psycho to find a good woman in NYC man!! And someone else said that Australia and now Vienna is bad as well? I can't believe this shit. Just so many assumptions, stereotypes or generalizations. Also, women focused on their careers and looks are just like psychos as well, they are searching for the right guy and all that. Just go to the local gym and observe, women who go to the gym have a prevalence to be fucking psychos, make no mistake. At least you'll get fit by being jealous of these beautiful shores. Whores. How much time have you guys spent on these places anyway?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I came away disappointed from Berlin. Seems only worthwhile if you're an itk fag who loves railing mkat"}
+{"text":"Alaska, any good? I have a high likelihood of being stationed in Anchorage."}
+{"text":"For a couple months there’s 0-4 hours of sun depending how far north you are. It’s endless dark, cold, and gray. We’re animals. It affects us and messes with neurotransmitters leading to depression. Suicide will always be high in places like Alaska, Russia, Seattle, etc."}
+{"text":"What's the Alaskan sunshine holiday of choice to break up the winter blues? Surely there's that 'one resort' where all the Alaskans charge into on charter flights."}
+{"text":"Alcoholism is just absolutely bizarre. It doesn't even give a rush of ecstasy like drugs do, alright maybe a little on the start. But then everything from your stomach to your head starts to get fucked and you keep drinking anyway. You wake up and you don't even remember who you are. Truly, the addiction of choice to live on a frozen dark hellhole, or any other hellhole for that matter."}
+{"text":"/druk/ thread when?"}
+{"text":"Oh, I wish. The sex scene with Maria Bonnevie... fuck."}
+{"text":"the best elements of India and Thailand combined with less of the negatives"}
+{"text":"I remember living here for a month. Cool surfing Hotspot in the south/west coast? but I didnt really get to explore as much of the country as I was mostly bed ridden to a spine injury. There was power outages and a gas shortage due to political unrest or some shit, and the places I rented out were full of mosquitoes, there was some kind of poo literal shit in the mosquitoe net at one of the gueshouses lmao. Im sure you could get much better accommodation paying a bit more but I was always trying to pay as little as possible when I was 22 and wanted to slum it for some fucking reason. Oh yeah also the drivers are crazy as fuck due to a mixture of south Asian buses and tuktuks mixed with Slavic suicidal DNA tourists with motorbike rentals all trying to pass you at once. Pretty cool place if your not injured honestly, the food in my experience mostly sucked and if your not planning on fucking another tourist I have no idea how to get in bed with a Sri Lankan girl."}
+{"text":"South Asian people are quite pleasant to be around and interact with; it's the incompetence and shoddiness of their systems which is the most frustrating aspect of travel here. It's a good thing I have a strong mind and didn't fall for the relentless anti-Indian propaganda plastered all over the Internet by seething jealous losers in Western countries who are full of burning hatred for everyone and everything. NPCs from Western countries who have always lived a sheltered life and never had to pay attention to their surroundings can easily feel overwhelmed by the streets here. If you're naturally alert and responsive to your environment, you will deal with the traffic like you've lived here all your life."}
+{"text":"Surely there are some that would spread their legs easily for an attractive white guy? I don't bring this up often because it sickens me, but here is a little secret people on this website don't seem to know about. In Sri Lanka, there are many nice surf towns. In the more touristed ones, many European women shack up with local Sri Lankan surfer dudes and use them as toy boys. It's not even boomer bongs like in Senegal, it's women in their 20s and 30s. It ruined the trip for me. On the other hand, most Sri Lankan women are very conservative and will rarely speak to someone outside their family/family's circle. You may have some minor luck in Colombo though."}
+{"text":"Until you name locations, this smells like some type of weird incel fantasy"}
+{"text":"Most prominent in Mirissa but it appears in other surf towns too."}
+{"text":"I am from central Europe and in need of place for short vacation - end of december probably 30th till the 10th of January (some prolongation possible). I want it WARM. I dont want it too far away to have to fly for >10 hours etc. I like museums, history and architecture, temples, beautiful nature, \"language learning\", salsa dancing, techno, all this jazz. I heard even Greece now is <10 degrees and it gets dark at 4PM? DESU early darkness is the most depressing for me. Warmest and comfiest place in Europe or not too far away i can visit in this period if i hate darkness and cold temperature? 15 or 20 degrees is fine for me, just to have sun and longer days. Places i am interested in visiting but are either too far away or too cold: - Vietnam - Thailand again - Colombia - Peru - Greece - Turkey - India - Japan Things i consider more seriously for this period however still far away: - Morocco (Tanger to be exact) - Kenya (Nairobi or Mombasa)"}
+{"text":"I think i will go to Malta and Sicily. Few days \"city-break\""}
+{"text":"as far as temperatures go, greece is two countries. the mainland and the north, and the south peloponesse and the aegean islands. My brother is in Syros and it had 15-18 degrees during the midday. I comparison Thessaloniki peaked at 10. If you want something in europe that will be sunny and not really cold then Malta is a good option too"}
+{"text":"What about Canary islands? They're islands and they're basically at the bottom of Morocco, so pretty low latitude. Also probably a big latinamerican community so you can dance your salsa and they speak spanish so you get your language exchange. 18 degrees right now with a low of 13 and 22 in february. That sounds perfectly human. If you're willing to travel a little further maybe the US, Florida is a good option? Basically same position in the globe, same weather. It is a 10h flight from Frankfurt to Orlando. The US is expensive and there are many poors and fent fiends and shootings, so idk if you want that."}
+{"text":"Have you considered Tunisia? cheap close to Europe no need for a visa usually very easy to interact with people if you speak French has museums, history and architecture, temples and beautiful nature (not sure about salsa and techno desu) warm I'd say either that or any Mediterranean major island would be your best option (Cyprus, Malta, Sicily, Baleares, maybe Sardinia or Corsica if you want something a little more adventurous)"}
+{"text":"What did you decide on?"}
+{"text":"I think this is japanese but the characters look more chinese. does anyone know what it says?"}
+{"text":"開運御守 Good luck charm"}
+{"text":"New bread"}
+{"text":"ah thats fine, I would only want to do it once anyway. Probably wouldn't stay longer than 5 months."}
+{"text":"Goodbye!"}
+{"text":"$2K per month isn’t enough anymore."}
+{"text":"Makati actually has a good mix of Filipino and foreign food."}
+{"text":"All the old farts I know have college age sugar babies. Why pretend it's not happening?"}
+{"text":"picking up girls on the Manila street is easy (they don't even glance at the average 30 year old incel tourist in 2025, let alone show signs of interest). This seemed to be true when I visited for 3 weeks. I got very little signs of interest from normal women in manila, totally opposite experience in bangkok."}
+{"text":"schizotard replying to himself We've been over this tardy. You get no attention because there is something terribly fucking wrong with you that you are not aware of. Nobody else with white skin above 5' 6\" and under 250lbs has your issues."}
+{"text":"95% vaccination rate tfr plummets to .8 in 5 years no domestic industry except \"having a lot of people\" Good luck with that flips."}
+{"text":"THIS LINK COVERS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: - Proven, effective exercise routines - Diet - How to lose weight - How to gain weight - Supplements CLICK AND READ THIS BEFORE STARTING A THREAD ABOUT THESE TOPICS Supplemental reading:  Harsh's /fit/ Wiki"}
+{"text":"Basic Barbell Lifts: Stronglifts is a great resource for the five basic barbell exercises. Mobility, Stretching, and Self-Massage Resources: Yoga for athletes: Yoga can be done anywhere without any equipment and is excellent for building flexibility. Mayo Clinic basic stretching guide Athlete's guide to foam rolling Make your own foam roller"}
+{"text":"you are low t and insecure, no sound required"}
+{"text":"Qtddtot thread Big mike curling in the squat rack ((((again)))) edition Ask your questions here instead of killing threads to ensure getting an answer and also promoting more community across /fit/"}
+{"text":"when I walk in the mornings and drink coffee, I get a weird pain in my spine around the bottom of the ribcage. When I walk in the mornings and drink water or tea (or nothing), I have no pain. Why is this?"}
+{"text":"That's poop."}
+{"text":"I want to do some light workouts at home to break a sweat. I have a 5-10 kg dumbbell i will curl it 15times in 3 goes each arm,i will also do situps and pushups. Are there any other exercises that force you to sweat that i can do at home."}
+{"text":"Anyone run SS with sciatica from lumbar disc? Should be fine if form is perfect right? Mostly concerned with deadlifts. Also, what's the consensus lately around deadlifts in general? I see people criticizing because the risk/reward isn't good enough but if form is good then they should be fine right?"}
+{"text":"Deadlifts are fine for most of the population. For you with sciatica be extra cautious and work on recovery Check out Bill Starr’s back rehab program. Look at specific stretches for sciatica. Cobra pose for recovery. Look at a hex bar and/or block pulls. The big benefits of dead’s are putting your body under load. It causes growth hormones to be released and increases bone density. But, your back is probably more important."}
+{"text":"The lazy and the obese who've never lifted in their life are now outliving professional \"bodybuilders\", AKA insecure pussies who blast tren 24/7. Pic rel was natty and noone compares to this anymore."}
+{"text":"A balanced physique like Reeves' mogs any modern mass monster with acne scars all over the place and gross disproportionate plastic muscles."}
+{"text":"Just look at Reeves, he was definitely on gear. Like, impossible deltoids no way. Wasn't testosterone synthesized around his time?"}
+{"text":"No, he competed in the 40s and test wasn't a thing until the mid-50s. He had great genetics, but also great training. That's it."}
+{"text":"Was it just the muscle insertions, or could someone train to achieve this mass or nah? If he has had zero gear, then that is insane. Did he take supplements or nah? If he didn't that's mind-blowing. He was the True Adam."}
+{"text":"That's when it became popular. They had test in ww2. And considering that he was the most jacked man in the world if someone was using it it was him. Not saying that he did."}
+{"text":"This contradicts everything this sub ever taught me what the fuck? Are carbs and protein really superior to fat if you want to lose weight?"}
+{"text":"Do foids leave their pheromones all over the place in your gym?"}
+{"text":"I think I'd die if I smelled a girls prior poop. I don't even believe they do it"}
+{"text":"foids Fucking incels. Everywhere."}
+{"text":"shut up hole"}
+{"text":"There's this text meme of a guy saying that due to his physical progress, he now feels confident enough to jerk off to more attractive anime characters. Which is funny, but standards rising more than is available actually did end up happening to me. I've had one gf and one talking phase I considered attractive enough for me since I started lifting. I can't even get off on most conventional porn because the actresses simply aren't hot enough for me to even enjoy looking at. Sure this is autistic perfectionism or whatever but man did lifting ruin my chances of having an easy way being attracted to any partner I choose."}
+{"text":"[Made It Award]"}
+{"text":"it says you're mentally ill and gay"}
+{"text":"You now realize gym culture is part of the depopulation agenda."}
+{"text":"You now realize gym culture is part of the depopulation agenda. Realized it long ago, can only baka at this thread. Truly the beautiful ones."}
+{"text":"Extreme confidence allows you to follow whatever dorection your hard dick points. It it posints at a fat girl with a nice smile and a willing attitude, you harpoon her. Older milf who is friendly and has a fat ass and seems game? Fuck her. That pretty, skinny bitch who might be a hard 8 and who looks like a cunt? Pass, I'll go back and fuck the milf. The nice thing about being jacked is you can start doing exactly what you want without giving a fuck."}
+{"text":"Does fat levels in ground beef even matter if you plan on draining it when cooking?"}
+{"text":"maximizes fat in his diet refuses to eat any vegetables post body, you greasy fatass yep"}
+{"text":"I also added dried Onion flakes (not powder, flakes) to my ground beef. It absorbs all the fat, so none of it is wasted, and gives a nice oniony base. Just add salt and pepper and its a fucking meal. If youre afraid of the fat, youre a retard. If you're really trying to reduce calroeis, dont eat sweets and starches. A bowl of ground meat with oniona, salt, pepper and maybe 1/2cup to a cup of salsa mixed in is simply god tier nutirtion. Beef fat is good for you. Caloric, to be fair, but good for you. Please serve the onion flake recipe to your growing children. Their bodies and brains need the beef fat."}
+{"text":"No one mentioned any vegetables, you're the only schizo here. That being said they're nutritionally empty and broccoli is poisonous. Muh keto A lot of vegetables are keto friendly yet i wouldnt touch them with a wooden pole."}
+{"text":"anti-fiber talks of glyphosate sure, no one said the word 'vegetables'. you weren't sneaky though. nutritionally empty broccoli is poisonous reveal your power level, lay out the poisons and \"anti-nutrients\" also hormones i notice a bunch of this ketoschizo talk in the catalog right now. you fall off the wagon again, fatass? maybe start one of your cope anti-CICO threads"}
+{"text":"Yeah glyphosate is a right wing hoax to keep bipoc from their veghie gains bro"}
+{"text":"inb4 it doesn't do anything Formlets need not apply"}
+{"text":"I did max it out because even then it felt like no resistence. That's my point about form, the machine should guide me do the work, it shouldn't be my job to tire out myself by sliding my ass back and forth independently of the machine and keep pulling fast when I don't even catch the flywheel. I did look up how to do it beforehand so maybe it's that my form was too good. The \"decent\" 1:44 pace would be close to 20 minutes for 5k by the way. I could go that fast for 2 minutes too, you don't have to be a viking for that."}
+{"text":"But it doesn't. I enjoy exercising in all forms (lifting, biking, plyo, boxing, even pilates, it's all fun) and i genuinely tried to get good at rowing. I watched videos, researched the machine settings. Spent time several times a week at the gym on this thing. Long times, short bursts, all the different combinations of settings. Not once did i get a good workout. I could row and row and row and still not be as spent as I would be from just five minutes on an incline treadmill. Tldr only fitlets will get a good workout from this. It's a light warmup at best V N R"}
+{"text":"steady stating vs sprinting doesn't matter? what's the troll, 1:44/500 isn't good at all if it's a sprint"}
+{"text":"The \"decent\" 1:44 pace would be close to 20 minutes for 5k by the way lmfao retard I was saying if he could do that for an hour without lactic acid buildup that would be impressive"}
+{"text":"You were saying 7 minutes you stupid nigger."}
+{"text":"trying to get healthy and cut most of his gear still fainting mid workout Is it too late?"}
+{"text":"what is the point of it all if ur dick doesnt work"}
+{"text":"People Unironically think KM is natty People who live, breathe, vote, jack off to anime girls like all of us 1000% think KM has not done roids Still time to delete this before people link vids retard."}
+{"text":"he has a family history of cardiovascular disease, and he did heavy roids for decades without getting bloodwork, he was going to die from it either way."}
+{"text":"NGMI"}
+{"text":"The only thing I remember this guy for are the Infinite Elgintensity videos dunking on him and the legendary line of \"if it was still slavery we woulda been top price\""}
+{"text":"you can get the same amount of protein from eating 3 eggs, and it's way cheaper that way."}
+{"text":"Holy throwback. Haven't heard slenderman mentioned in ages."}
+{"text":"I don't drink protein shakes every day, only on days where I ate too many carbs for whatever reason and I need pure protein."}
+{"text":"I like eggs, I eat a lot of them. But protein powder is the cheapest $/g of protein available."}
+{"text":"Lazy I fear protein powder is fake news. There are constantly exposes on how its all full of heavy metals, and nitogen spiking (false protein reads) and cake batter and even if its not, do all those sweeteners and emulsifiers and binders fuck up their digestibility? I know that \"whey\" is nighly digestible, but does that mean that \"chocloate ice cream brownie batter cake flavored Isoprotein whey mix from YoBro! Nutrition\" is highly digestible? it also has no additional nutrition (vitamins, minerals and shit), just protein, so can the protein even be utilized in the absnee of (for example) naturally occuring B6 that is bound to every other natural protein source in the work (or whatever)? Just eat the eggs. They sell canned chicken - its like canned tuna but better tasting. Eat that. Buy pre-made burger patties and cook the whole package, then put two patties in a plastic bag w some sold. Boom, mobile protein, about 50 grams of pure beef. Protein powders are gay"}
+{"text":"If you are trying to build a high quality physique, spend the extra dollar for real food. This Jewey penny pinching is madness. Especially because the manufacturers probably add 20% less protein (as allowed by law) and 20% more sugars (also allowed by law) tham what the label shows. You cant \"hack\" the body."}
+{"text":"Sunday Another weekend another drink anon, how has your weekend been?"}
+{"text":"it's another episode of a boomer getting jelly and try to 1up me and nearly dying in the process Can't wait for this rotten generation to die."}
+{"text":"She aint interested girls are on their phone constantly anon"}
+{"text":"Catalogue blasting nigger music Great"}
+{"text":"Bro no one gives a fuck you schizo"}
+{"text":"No one gives a fuck about you either anon"}
+{"text":"What's the minimum you'd need in your home gym to cancel your membership? How much should a basic home gym setup cost?"}
+{"text":"my knees and back are too fucked to run Shouldn't have deadlifted"}
+{"text":"Rep flat bench is GOAT I like some dumbbells, but this is 99% of what 100% of us need (deadlift jack is nice to have)"}
+{"text":"That doesn’t even make sense. Even as a shitpost. You’re a fucking idiot."}
+{"text":"Looks wobbly to me, but if you can amke it work, Godspeed. But youre progress would be better if you added in some heavy iron. Squats, bench, deadlifts and overhead presses. Rack, bar, bench and plates is all you need for that and you can go really, really far."}
+{"text":"Years of deadlifting adds up my low IQ friend"}
+{"text":"What's your opinion on neck training?"}
+{"text":"got leaner neck bigger ????"}
+{"text":"no before of you doing the same thing obvious overall physique improvement"}
+{"text":"That skinny mulatto does not have an 18 inch neck. I'm sure it's bigger than most men his size due to the racing in a heavy helmet, but it's not 18 inches. An 18 inch neck is massive."}
+{"text":"Suit yourself don't train your neck. But anyone else who has a large head like me should train neck to balance it out."}
+{"text":"I’m all for you doing whatever motivates you and makes you feel good about your physique. Neck work does not factually grow or improve your neck, and I feel an obligation as someone who has done extensive research to counter the anecdotal misinformation perpetuated in these threads. Nothing personal; I also speak out in plank threads because they don’t do anything for abs."}
+{"text":"eat less than 1000 calories every day run 5 kilometers every day weight not changing whatsoever in the past 5 days explain this shit /fit/ how is it even physically possible"}
+{"text":"It's simple: you cannot exercise your way into a caloric deficit."}
+{"text":"so how do you lose fat instead of muscle"}
+{"text":"Lift to stimulate muscle growth and signal to your body that you need to keep your muscle. Caloric deficit. Increase protein intake compared to the other macronhtrients. Most importantly, stay consistent."}
+{"text":"He's dehydrated and having a muscle cramp. If he drinks more water it will go away."}
+{"text":"cico debunked But it's actually proving it. You eat on surplus, you gain weight."}
+{"text":"How far could you carry a 90 pound, irregularly shaped object with no assistance before you had to stop?"}
+{"text":"Carrying people is hard as fuck, especially if you don't have a sled/litter and they're fully unconscious. The closest I've come to actually blacking out was when I had to move a 250 pound casualty about a mile in 90F heat with body armor on when I was in the Army."}
+{"text":"the real question is how many megumins could you carry before completely gassing out, assuming i carry one megumin per trip and the distance is half i mile i think i could carry 3"}
+{"text":"fireman carry"}
+{"text":"Depends on what or who I'm carrying. If it's someone/something I like I can carry it for a long distance. If it's someone/something I don't like I won't even bother picking it up."}
+{"text":"Off the road and into the woods a good distance, easily, while keeping her mouth covered the whole time."}
+{"text":"ive been in a motorcycle accident on may 2025, no broken bones thank god, it was just painful totaled my bike, now im trying to get back to the gym, but some workouts are painful now, im 32 years old, cant do bench press anymore, a lot of shoulder issues, so im asking if anyone here had this kind of struggle, cuz one accident really fucked me up."}
+{"text":"explain your symptoms and problems to chatgpt and ask it to diagnose you."}
+{"text":"I think I know that WaWa, is that the one in Concordville?"}
+{"text":"Abs but still have softness to their physiques 132"}
+{"text":"Please OP, I must see their juicy thighs and glutes."}
+{"text":"only 6% of firefighters are female so they decided to whore out ??? idgi why does the first sentence have to do with the second one?"}
+{"text":"what*"}
+{"text":"I demand proof"}
+{"text":"in an emt and we have tons of women in our field. i hate every one of them dumbass weakass bitches. half of them run out of breath after a set of stairs. people die because they hired these dumbass hoes for muh diversity"}
+{"text":"Are drugs ever worth it? weed MDMA speed cocaine amphetamines ketamine porn"}
+{"text":"Literally go up to random black guys in bad neighborhoods and ask lmao"}
+{"text":"I agree 100% but this is a solved issue either take tiny little hits like anon said or buy 100% cbd weed and grind it with the retard strong stuff to dilute it"}
+{"text":"thanks for the exif data you dirty crack addicted midget now go ahead and google \"how to delete 4chan post\" should of stayed off the PC unc"}
+{"text":"DRUGS, NIGGA! do drugs!!! IT'S SO SIMPLE AND YET U DONT GET IT"}
+{"text":"retard zoomer doesn’t realize 4chan has wiped exif data for years retard zoomer doesn’t realize these are screenshots of original photos Either way, do you think I care? I don’t even do drugs anymore lmao. Live a little, stop being such a risk averse goober"}
+{"text":"How do I stay lean when my gf insists we eat out 2 to 3 times a week? I uses to just order grilled chicken every time but she said that's weird and I need to order something different every time like her (she likes to take pictures of the food). I tried ordering a chicken sandwich and not eating the bread and it gave her the ick What do?"}
+{"text":"she sounds like a dumb bitch"}
+{"text":"Has time to solve the puzzle to post this. Not enough time to upload a JPEG. The funny part is you're probably going to respond to this."}
+{"text":"Just order whatever tf you want lmaoooo You can order steak tho. Most places fuck up chicken"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that “a lot of hurtful comments “ / bread meme?"}
+{"text":"wtf do you get these? are you the artist who makes threads like these just to post his new drawings?"}
+{"text":"Other than a couple times when I just started lifting going with my dad when he was teaching me proper form for different lifts, I’ve basically never lifted with another person, I always just go on my own. In your experience does having a lifting buddy/lifting with your gf improve or worsen your lifting sessions?"}
+{"text":"Lifting with you chick is the worst possible thing you can do at the gym."}
+{"text":"he doesn’t remember the /fit/ poster who jacked off in the changing room and rubbed his jizz on the bench Fucking newfags"}
+{"text":"You should NOT be lifting with your girlfriend. Technically, you probably shouldnt be lifing with naybody, other than some rando who works in. If you and your GF are doing the same weights, the same exerices, the same reps, sets and rest times, something is retarded. You should NOT be able to use the same squat rack. If you can, youre a fucking manlet. Youse are squatting, no? If you dont have to peel 3 plates off the deadlift bar for her, then you are sad. If your woman deadlifts as much as you, something is profoundly wrong in the relationship. Lift alone. Let other bros work in. On breaks, go over and rub your girls crotch thru her yoga and make a big productio of smelling your fingers and smiling. THATS how you work out with a girl."}
+{"text":"worsen the voices are all i need"}
+{"text":"this bitch is so fat she has rolls of fat tissue popping out from everywhere fucking landwhale ass bitch i hope she gets fucked by niggers then they throw her fat ass head in a fucking dumpster after penetrating her every orifice"}
+{"text":"Formerly obese people: how did your life change when you lost the weight?"}
+{"text":"Girls will hit me up and literally ask if they can bounce on it More respect when out and about People refer to me as \"muscley\" (I personally think I'm still a lanklet) Tons of energy for everything More extroverted since lack of adiposity promotes high T Not wasting time snacking constantly Given more trust and opportunities in my career V worth it, I do recommend."}
+{"text":"I'm in the process right now of losing weight. January 3rd, I weighed myself and I was 238. Weighed in yesterday at 230. aggressive 1000 calorie deficit religious use of my food scale, weigh everything 2-3 mile run on treadmill 3 times per week 2-3 HIIT days I want to be sub-180."}
+{"text":"I began practicing futsal at 185lbs 5'7 and tried controlling calorie intake, but I'd always lose a bit of weight and regain it all. Last May or June, I decided I'd really lose weight. I went from my heavist of 200lbs to 170lbs (89kg to 77kg) at around 23% BF. It was the lightest I've been since I was 12, probably. I don't recall most of the aspects that have improved in my life. What I remember is: knees stopped hurting when running through the court during futsal matches, but I still run out of breath really quickly. Two girls hit up on me and women in general seemed slightly nicer to me; prior to that I've never received any attention and most of them treated me badly. There were probably other improvements, which I don't recall now. But desu, I'm still overweight, so there could probably be things I'm yet to experience."}
+{"text":"everything is better when you aren't uncomfortable in your body but it sucks always wanting to eat more than you are supposed to"}
+{"text":"This is interesting. Being fat, as we all should know by now, causes insulin resistance and elevated insulin. When insulin is high, other hormones like ghrelin (hunger) and leptin (satiety) and other hormones (glucagon, adiponecting, cortisol, etc.) are all either suppressed or elevated, depdnign on what makes you fatter. The long and the short of it, youre almsot always humger when youre obese. Its always time to eat. Unless you binge so much that your stomach walls are literally bursing, and you can just FEEL how full of chewed up goyslop you already are. Always hungry, rarely full, insatiable appetite for sweets and goyslop. Its sad, really, because theat how fats feel all the time. When you get lean, your body's hormones function better and youre not so fat and hungry all the time."}
+{"text":"Height advantage Weight advantage Still folds like a bitch when facing a trained fighter Training remains the most important thing in a fight."}
+{"text":"Why is he humping and hitting him at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Putting the buck in his place"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke"}
+{"text":"Height and weight are advantages, though the taller someone is, the higher the center of gravity and usually mass monsters have terrible cardio, but they are advantages in reach and power, respectively, nonetheless"}
+{"text":"Size and strength are skill multipliers You can't multiply zero, but once a strong guy gets a little bit of training and experience he will be able to beat skilled fighters that are smaller than himself."}
+{"text":"Conqueror of Europe edition Where do I start? old.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index"}
+{"text":"deca increases your sinovial fluid or whatever which could protect a nerve from pinching. I don't know though roids mostly promote healing with collagen synthesis"}
+{"text":"I've been off tren for about 2 weeks after being on ~700mg for like 3 years straight. I feel kinda shitty and gay. Wasn't intentional, I was just lazy about ordering more. New shit will be here in a couple days. Then I'll be back on and enjoying the tren psychosis again."}
+{"text":"rate my moderate cycle 250mg test c - week 200mg primo - week 100mg tren e - week 50mg anavar PWO 5mg cialis PWO 3iu hgh before bed ED AI on hand as needed, but primo should handle the e2"}
+{"text":"forgot 500 iu HCG eod"}
+{"text":"Can I get a lean, non-bloated look by cycling 250 test 150 deca if I control for E2 properly? Or is deca bound to bloat you regardless of E2/AI?"}
+{"text":"How many months of lifting did it take for you to become stronger than the strongest female gym influencer, Leanbeefpatty? Her max bench is 175lb"}
+{"text":"Less than a couple of weeks. My starting bench was 1pl8lmao"}
+{"text":"My starting bench was 80lb."}
+{"text":"is this a good stretch for the adductors? I've got some fucked up tightness in my right leg from playing racquet sports, think I need to loosen up my adductor as well as the glute work I've done for the past year"}
+{"text":"Not only is she stronger than you, but she makes more money than you. Seethe more, incel."}
+{"text":"That looks like a great stretch"}
+{"text":"Need to exercise either way. I hate it when people say it's BECAUSE I'm a subhuman who will never be loved."}
+{"text":"I'm 23% BF and the max I can run is 500m for 2 minutes. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"Please god heal me already"}
+{"text":"SLOOOOOOOOOOOW DOWNNNNNNN"}
+{"text":"MY ANKLE IS STILL BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Can you really grow your calves or is it just genetics?"}
+{"text":"Shoulda been born in America brownie, skill issue"}
+{"text":"your spotted the esl shitskin"}
+{"text":"They grow just like any other muscle, but you have to train them weirdly to get growth. I'm talking, walk on your toes while barefoot all day long, hike up hills on your toes, that kind of thing. They respond to high volume. A lot of people also do calf raises quickly and from a flat-footed position, missing out on the stretch they could get from standing on a box or stair step and letting the heel drop below the ball of the foot. Not saying I'm an expert here but I have 17\" calves and people have complimented them before."}
+{"text":"You can grow your calves, but your genetics will determine how big they get. Asians have God tier Calve genetics. Most lifters always want to go heavy though. Your smaller muscles (In comparison to your hamstrings, quads, Chest, and shoulders,) require high reps with solid form. It's something your avg lifter doesn't want to do. I hit calves 4 times a week. It's a accessory workout I do at the end of all workouts."}
+{"text":"When I was out hiking I saw a lot of fell runners pass me, every single one of those dudes had gigantic calves, and they were all slim guys too. I'm convinced running up hills and on uneven terrain etc is the secret weapon for giga calves, I'm gonna be doing that for the next year or so and see what happens. I'm about 2 months in now, so of course no absolutely crazy results yet but we'll wait and see"}
+{"text":"Been working out for three years Realize squat doesn't hit hamstrings My quads and glutes must be a million times stronger than my hamstrings Anger"}
+{"text":"We told you do deadlift bro. You should have listened."}
+{"text":"Niggers being stupid, as always"}
+{"text":"squats are a meme workout go lookup what the actual fitness experts and bodybuilders with nice legs are doing these days and stop listening to fat people on the internet"}
+{"text":"go lookup what the actual fitness experts and bodybuilders with nice legs are doing these days Surprise, it's squats."}
+{"text":"How much did Arnold squat? How much did Ronnie? How much did pretty much every bodybuilder with big legs? A lot"}
+{"text":"Can you attain a human tier physique with just a 30kg vest, 10kg dumbbells, pull up bar and a dip station?"}
+{"text":"Are you a skellington or a tub of lard?"}
+{"text":"vest meme you could do this for a couple months before getting a gym membership yeah"}
+{"text":"Pearnon tier with some shoulders and lats. Gym costs 50 euros here, not paying that much"}
+{"text":"Get into kettlebells if you're going to be a minimalist. Those + a pullup bar and you're set."}
+{"text":"Those seem so worthless If you're going to pay money, just use weights. If not then weighted bodyweight is the next best thing"}
+{"text":"Mexico is America's Africa"}
+{"text":"I hate that I know exactly what video you're talking about and can view it entirely in my mind's eye"}
+{"text":"I don't remember if the shake as they step down on their feet was in the original or edited in"}
+{"text":"lol same at this point we don't even need to post webms, just give a brief description and I think we'll all know what we're talking about."}
+{"text":"Airline tickets should definitely be priced for weight. Any time you fly on a small plane they weigh you first for safety. It should be the same on large commercial jets"}
+{"text":"It's the start of the week again, take a deep breath in, hold it and exhale Were you thinking of giving up today? No you weren't. You made it through last week, you'll make it through this one as well What are your goals for this week? What do you plan to achieve? List it all down. Take a deep breath, hold it and exhale, move at your own pace We're ALL gonna make it The motivation thread is open Last week’s thread"}
+{"text":"You’re already making solid progress. Keep lifting, you’ll be killing it by the end of this year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you sir! Line 'em up, knock 'em down!"}
+{"text":"Continue running, no matter the conditions. Your persistence will pay off"}
+{"text":"Had throat pain since Monday evening, was sure that I caught the flu and took a day off for a good measure. But it looks like it's just throat pain, with no other symptoms (I'll chalk it up to my immune system), so I'm starting the week off (and catching up on stuff) from Wednesday. Instead of listing the goals for the week (which I do have), I will write this: I want to try and end it up on the better note than the last one. I will put myself first and foremost, and whatever the results are, I will accept them and try to make the best of them."}
+{"text":"That’s a lot of weight. I might start doing behind the neck lat pulldowns"}
+{"text":"abuse steroids and lift for years get mogged by career chess players"}
+{"text":"i don't know"}
+{"text":"Its not about the grip strength, sperganon."}
+{"text":"its not my fault you guys are obsessed with women i thought we were talking about fitness on /fit/"}
+{"text":"quit coping retard"}
+{"text":"I'm sure the OP meant she gets looks mogged not grip mogged. LBP had stronger grip than them"}
+{"text":"2026 Winter Edition Avoid the yearly wave of crowds of a public gym in January. How do you warm your gym? Discuss & share home gym setups. Share those setups, tips & tricks. Does your setup pack a punch in a small space? Are you handy, resourceful and on a budget? Have you built your dream setup? How did it evolve over time? Recommended equipment? Unique challenge's you have overcome? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"\"You need equipment worth thousands of dollars to do a proper workout\" This is the myth gyms created in order to justify their existence. Because the knew people would go for a gym membership instead of buying it all themselves. But then there is a small % of retards who actually not only believed the myth, but also decided to blow thousands for a home gym. Truth is you need very minimal equipment to get a physique thats good enough for 99.9% of people. You can have a very good workout with very little equipment."}
+{"text":"Technically true. However, minimalist workouts have disadvantages, and most people who do home gyms are looking to replicate as much of the commercial gym’s variety as they can. That coincides with spending a good deal of money. For the record, been bodybuilding for 20yrs and have a pretty good home gym: I still have a gym membership bc there’s just movements and variety you can’t copy at home unless you have a very large amount of free space to work with. The average garage/basement, even in affluent areas, doesn’t comport with that after cars, etc. are in there."}
+{"text":"Truth is you need very minimal equipment to get a physique thats good enough for 99.9% of people True But I lift to have fun and minimalist isnt fun. I happily spent thousands on my hobby."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"Have you noticed any bend when they’re under load? Nope. Haven't tried them for anything actually heavy like deadlifts but the plastic is not bendy at all. It's a solid, hefty piece."}
+{"text":"You can out-lift bad genetics (6'2\", wide hips, concentration-camp survivor baseline etc.) and get an impressive physique. I'm living proof of that, all I did was recomp. Don't give up."}
+{"text":"How old are you?"}
+{"text":"Thank u anon"}
+{"text":"23"}
+{"text":"Would"}
+{"text":"You still look like shit lmao trannies btfo"}
+{"text":"Train for performance Look like shit Train for looks Zero performance There doesn't seem to be a middle ground for me. I look by far the best when I do AMRAP bodyweight training, but my performance in sports is basically non-existent. When I do plyometrics only, my performance is nearly perfect but I look skinnyfat. When I do weight training I'm average in both. What is my problem? Do I just have shit muscle fiber distribution?"}
+{"text":"hear me out... what if you did AMRAP bodyweight training AND did plyometrics"}
+{"text":"The middle ground is training cycles. Kind of like in body part specialization cycles you train up one or two groups while scaling everything else back to maintence. You can do the same thing with hypertrophy and sports performance."}
+{"text":"Just do everything at the same time, man Then I'm overtraining ofc, you brainless reefer."}
+{"text":"Is this legit advice?"}
+{"text":"Many athletes are unhealthy especially marathon runners. Who gives a shit about them"}
+{"text":"who gives a shit about you? fuck your retarded ideas nigger"}
+{"text":"Jokes on him. I'm sleeping 4-5 hours."}
+{"text":"My ideas are healthy tho not the best for performance but are a long term investment. Their ideas are for great for short term performances often from 25 to 30yo then they hit the wall and have to take ten different painkillers and sedatives to even feel human."}
+{"text":"I sleep 10 hours a day. i'm 37 but look 27 and have a full head of hair. sleeping is great."}
+{"text":"Youre mom is adjustable and loadable at the same time"}
+{"text":"Wrong, reformer Is all you need"}
+{"text":"not a single physique posted Why should I or anyone believe this is \"all I need\" if you won't stand by it?"}
+{"text":"90 lbs dumbbells Not so much benching this has to be some kind of meme right? if you can do 90 lbs dumbbell bench press for 10 reps then that's gotta be like at least 5x2pl8 barbell bench, I'd say that's quite a bit above dyel in most cases no? I barely if ever see anyone doing above 90 lbs for dumbbell bench at my reasonably non-dyel gym, I think in total I might've seen it happen fewer than 10 times nothing for squatting and deadlifting if you treat the dumbbells as oddly shaped kettlebells then front-racked 180lbs squats with them can be more than enough for reasonably good legs no?"}
+{"text":"thats actually a pretty brilliant buisness. You underestimate how many women will purchase this for their home gym and you just know the guys selling this only need to sell like 10 a year for it to be worthwhile"}
+{"text":"60 minutes of strenuous exercise per week would save tens of millions of lives, yet governments will never mandate it. Is it meant to be this way?"}
+{"text":"Pharmaceutical companies make money if you're fat and out of shape."}
+{"text":"no one needs to do strenuous exercise you fuckin faggot"}
+{"text":"It worked in the Middle Ages. Not perfectly, but much better than today. Problem: You'd have to be white and Christian for it to work, so 4chan is pretty much out."}
+{"text":"The US economy relies entirely on people being unhealthy pieces of shit. The economy would unironically collapse if people started taking care of themselves."}
+{"text":"people will gladly let the government crush their spirits and control what they can say, but if it tried to force them to do 30 minutes of exercise a week they'd raze the country to the ground"}
+{"text":"Good boy"}
+{"text":"i want a cat so bad :-("}
+{"text":"Meow H-hi."}
+{"text":"Sucks to be you. I have two. Honestly. I do. They're awesome."}
+{"text":"just go to the cat store"}
+{"text":"caught norovirus two days of only being able to get down 400-600 calories and most of it being in electrolyte drinks How fuxx0red are my gains?"}
+{"text":"Turbo fucked. Overall you'll lose a whole month of gainz as you work your way back. Bad RNG."}
+{"text":"you are fucked. but i survived it. lunchables pizza sweet tea mixed with tons of honey - get those big pure leaf bottles and squirt loads of honey in them. gatorades ibuprofen lunchables pizza is GOAT for when you have the flu. stop eating the hooker out, horney fagget"}
+{"text":"lunchables pizza Genuinely think you need to be euthanized. God why do westerners eat such gutter trash so proudly"}
+{"text":"westerners nigga im an American Korean. i can throw you across the room for disrespecting me. the lunchables pizza is what i survived on after catching a nasty flu back in december. ima crush your little twink, 150 lb bitch ass with my gorilla strength"}
+{"text":"Strained right side of my neck doing dumbbell OHP Terminated lifting session, got into depression episode and slept for 16 hours straight"}
+{"text":"stop following fit advice. just do calisthenics. all fit advice is tryhard bs"}
+{"text":"all fit advice is tryhard bs including nigger gymnastics traps & delts:"}
+{"text":"Nice cardio"}
+{"text":"Thats awesome that you can just go sleep for 16 hours you probably needed that shit. Neck strains are just a part of life buddy. Its only going to get worse as you get older. I probably do the shit once every 6 weeks. Lateral raises get me big time. I am still thinkful for god giving me good knees."}
+{"text":"How exactly do you think people get big shoulders? Are you doing 5x5 lateral raises? Because you would snap your shit I bet you don't train your shoulders worth a fuck and then say anyone with good shoulders must be roiding. kek"}
+{"text":"How can I prevent this from happening?"}
+{"text":"That guy believes literally anything as long as it's said in an article or a study"}
+{"text":"have been on nofap for a year get a lot of mental benefits and get dates a lot more now prostate is now 100% fucking with my urine flow and I cant completely empty my bladder lol. lmao."}
+{"text":"Nettle tea is your friend. It's cheap, generally healthy, and surprisingly tasty, and shrinks the prostate while preserving testosterone."}
+{"text":"avoid edging"}
+{"text":"I did no fap for a month and for some reason I could feel my prostate all the more. I could literally feel the cold breeze in my prostate whenever I shifted my ass cheeks."}
+{"text":"Why is this place so coveted by /fit/izens? it literally puts seed oil in the rice pure sloppa"}
+{"text":"It's relatively \"healthy\", high protein food that you don't have to cook. If you're new to cooking, or bad at cooking, shipotle is a decent option. That being said, you will get fucking ripped off eating here. Post 2020 portion sizes are so small it's fucking stupid. For $40 I can get shitfaced AND make 10 double meat chipotle bowls with whatever the fuck I want on it, from the comfort of my shitty apartment."}
+{"text":"It's as big as ever. And remains one of the better food options compared to fast food. If I'm working and need something fast, it's a top option. If I'm buying food and have more time, I'd rather hit up a chinese buffet. You can get far more food & protein @ the buffet for $15. Otherwise, use their model to make your own food. Rice / beans / chicken is cheap and you can easily make enough for several meals in one go."}
+{"text":"Dude.. i went in there a couple years ago and figured what the hell.. .double steak. Usually order chicken. That shit was like $18... but I was starving, and there was too much of a line to make a scene and I paid it. Inspired me to goto costco that week and I got a slab of beef."}
+{"text":"Industrial grade machine lubricant repurposed as \"food.\""}
+{"text":"saw some guy on youtube eat exclusively chipotle while monitoring bloodwork. everything was great except for his testosterone"}
+{"text":"Lean is law."}
+{"text":"Too late."}
+{"text":"Women would fuck both on the basis of being tall and white-adjacent (he's jewish like adin ross, they have 1:1 the same phenotype)"}
+{"text":"I agree but he's an exception, left looks better"}
+{"text":"He has a lot of good pics and a lot of awful pics after getting lean. He looked worst when he was methmaxxing and taking melanotan like Big Lenny."}
+{"text":"he's jewish I was getting some neanderthal vibes from him, that explains it as well as his \"popularity\""}
+{"text":"Why does refined sugar taste so boring on it's own. But things made from refined sugar such as cakes and cookies taste so good?"}
+{"text":"pic related major macro by far is carbs major caloric content is from carbs Ok, I'm starting to feel stupid, not because I'm wrong but because I'm arguing with literal illiterates."}
+{"text":"idk about him but i mog 90%+ of this board and i eat refined sugars, even if it's a minor part of my diet"}
+{"text":"awww, dumbfuck is also blind?"}
+{"text":"The cooking / baking process makes refined sugar + other ingredients go under a chemical reaction to combine. That's why it tastes good. Sugar can be addicting but you can unironically force yourself to not enjoy that stuff with a basic diet and some fucking willpower."}
+{"text":"Cookies and cake also have eggs and butter in them. Trying eating them without those two ingredients and see if they are still delicious."}
+{"text":"Have you ever gotten mogged at the gym before?"}
+{"text":"be this guy outlift 99.8% of the people at my gym everytime i go (OneLife) the shame in their eyes when a smaller dude is repping more than their maxes felt people staring at my scalp to check for baldness (roid use) have full, thick hair (slightly receded hairline with age) have had big dudes get aggressive with me and want to fight for simply walking past the gym stacey kek. in b4 i am imagining things"}
+{"text":"blc You are brown"}
+{"text":"pic Jay cutler This is unironically true, he's super strong but his bitches were always ugly. Even nowadays he dating some busted latinx"}
+{"text":"Based trips, I do the same thing with these new year resolution scum bag fucks. I go to the gym at 2am and before December it was only some really old guy who would come in every once in a while. Now it's packed with fucking spics."}
+{"text":"How do i get to bear mode? I'm doing good enough with training, but i'm retarded when it comes to nutrition"}
+{"text":"Ok so you're just morbidly obese that's unironically worse on top of you being gay Samefag"}
+{"text":"Nothing skinny about that I thought you said I was skinnyfat"}
+{"text":"Unironically be leaner than you think you need to be. Unless you're extremely muscular, what most of you will see as bearmode will be closer to 15% bf than 20%. On top of that, what most of you will assess as 15% bf is actually closer to 20%. Pic related me at around 190 lbs at 6'0 last year, cut from 235."}
+{"text":"Rotini Spirals :) Jesus wept"}
+{"text":"Jesus hates Italians, you guys killed him"}
+{"text":"I just tweaked my back doing calf raises when I tried to shift the bar positioning Pic rel depicts an artists interpretation of the event"}
+{"text":"You have sciatica"}
+{"text":"genu valgum grows calves who would have thought..."}
+{"text":"The barbell is a lot easier to load/unload, just hitch/unhitch the chain between sets - done. In addition it makes the motion more comfortable. Try it, you don't need a landmine anchor just jam the empty end of the bar in a corner."}
+{"text":"i use a leg press"}
+{"text":"You won't find a king on the battlefield, only his rooks and pawns. Those learning any combat sport are wasting precious time making gains. Your time spent hitting the pads could be spent mastering the bar. Do not come into my gym and start working the bag. You have been warned."}
+{"text":"uhh err stop thinking too much about my allegories and go pick up a dumbbell!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Kneel and I shall grant you first in line for for my bench when I have finished. No, I won't be letting you \"fill in\" between sets. To develop true strength one does not move out of his territory, one waits, counting until his energy has restored for the next attack. My eyes never wander unless some prey starts working the bag. Only then do I know I'll have lunch when they hit the gym showers/locker. No amount of rolling around on the mat can shake off 190lbs of pure muscle. If anything you dropping to the floor is just making my meal easier."}
+{"text":"190lbs of pure muscle Jokes on you I'm 255 lbs and by the sounds of it you never learned to fight."}
+{"text":"but I am a peasant like all of us. where is this \"king\" delusion coming from"}
+{"text":"Me Instant coffee in mug 1 tbsp cold water 1 cup hot water Delicious and healthy. Good pre-workout and an appetite suppressant. Meanwhile, coffee \"connoisseur\" man children: \"Convenient\" flavored k cups Enjoy your microplastics Drip machine Enjoy your microplastics Espresso machine Enjoy your bacteria colony French press Enjoy your cafestrol Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah its kinda dumb. Anyways, is this worth it?"}
+{"text":"Any work as long as there's no plastic on the inside"}
+{"text":"what does it mean if it has an instant \"anti-depressant\" effect for me? (just like alcohol. sips in and the shadow jumps off my shoulders. A weight lifts off and I can actually concentrate, remember, enjoy things, etc. By mere sips)"}
+{"text":"you never tasted good coffee t. another pour over chad"}
+{"text":"Why are Australians so fit? Is it the good weather?"}
+{"text":"I mean, these are Polish and Australia was colonized by the English. So they literally do not look like that."}
+{"text":"It's more like Americans truly can't comprehend how unhealthy their environment really is. Most of the world is not insanely obese and even if you're a health conscious American your food is so full of garbage and additives that it is hard to escape. You have to pay out the ass for the food the rest of the world gets for dirt cheap prices. Otherwise you have to get ultra processed food from a single supplier. You can't walk anywhere except in a few cities where most people actually look decently healthy. Just look at Latinamerica, most of the region is pretty healthy to the point of having similar or better health outcomes than the US and close to European ones. All from high quality food availability and walkable cities, while being way poorer and not actually focusing on exercise. The corporatization of every aspect of American's lives makes them the perfect consumer and insanely unhealthy. Someone posts the pic with the fat black woman."}
+{"text":"not true so many hot aryan aussie gym girls"}
+{"text":"Australia is fucked because of jewish hate speech bullshit"}
+{"text":"Boomgroids require the line to always go up For housing that means importing a bunch of third worlders to make sure demand outpaces supply at a rate that exceeds the inflation they're causing. More homeless Australians means more fit Australians"}
+{"text":"Discuss supplements, rate stacks, hate stacks. is two blocks down."}
+{"text":"what type of magnesium do you fellas take and how much? For me its Magnesium hydroxide (first listed and then theres 4 other types) 192mg"}
+{"text":"Using different transporters is the key to effectiveness, I find. I use Malate in the morning for muscle support and Glycinate in the evening for sleep and recovery."}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on grape sneed extract? I like the idea of living longer but not sure if it's snake oil or not"}
+{"text":"Current stack: Nature made multi Nature made d3+k4 5000iu Kroger zinc bite a 3rd off a 50mg tablet 110g of wild caught salmon or fatty fish What could I add to this? Accompany your answer with a screenshot of your most impressive cheevo/trophy for context."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to lose some weight without losing muscle and it's amazing how every single community has their own take. It seems there is a consensus that if your caloric deficit is greater than ~20 calories per pound of fat you are bound to lose muscle in the process, meanwhile fasting communities will swear you lose no muscle whatsoever no matter the deficit so long as you use the muscles. Redpill me on it /fit/, what is the truth here?"}
+{"text":"what do ozempigs who don't lift have anything to do with muscle preservation?"}
+{"text":"You're right in theory but wrong in practice since we're not getting 8,000+ kcal daily deficits it doesn't matter. Probably not even breaking a 1200 kcal deficit if you are eating the requisite amount of protein to retain muscle at that clip."}
+{"text":"According to research it's more like between 20 to 30 kcal per pound of fat. If you are morbidly obese you will hardly lose muscle because you have a lot of fat to burn. If you are at 10%, 5% bf you will easily lose muscle."}
+{"text":"Idk mang sure you lose a little muscle but fasting also causes glycogen and water depletion so you won't look as full anyway. Without actual clinical studies it's all just anecdotal."}
+{"text":"That's the Samuel Alpert \"study\" it's not really a study it's remodeling of data from old ass starvation studies. Whatever AI you're trusting with this you shouldn't be."}
+{"text":"Phew that Norman khan I just flushed down the toilet smelled putrid"}
+{"text":"Wiped his ass."}
+{"text":"Looking for a place to start powerlifting, Been bodybuilding for years, now my friend can lift more. My only motivation is spite. I don't think i can lift more, but I can make him afraid. 200lbs 6'2 280lbs squat 245 bench 340 DL Im hoping with real powerlifting training my numbers will explode. Where do I start? Coach? Simple program recommendations?"}
+{"text":"TM forever"}
+{"text":"Yeah TM or HLM"}
+{"text":"He’s right, you know."}
+{"text":"Roids Face tattoo He’s right, you know. I don't care, I wouldn't listen to the guy."}
+{"text":"5'3 Hope he gets that growth spurt soon"}
+{"text":"ctrl+F no mention of his appearance on jay cutler's podcast that was golden i'll force indians to wear deodorant fuck the french"}
+{"text":"SHOOP AAHH"}
+{"text":"HAHA"}
+{"text":"Pig skin faggot"}
+{"text":"Yeah, could have built into it with a kegels joke or talked about that weird-ass frog stance. More \"people\" should be shot for this kind of behavior."}
+{"text":"make yourself a balearic sling while you're at it"}
+{"text":"laugh at him offer to fuck him in the arse so he can find out which muscles he needs to work on drag him off to the changing rooms telling him Im going to breed him"}
+{"text":"Dubya looks so hot there"}
+{"text":"love lifting love using roids and bursting through PRs hate the built look and way prefer skinny aesthetics"}
+{"text":"Love lifting Love getting stronger Love the bulked natty look If only eating were easier"}
+{"text":"\"Love the bulked natty look\""}
+{"text":"Not sure what this is supposed to mean but I meant something like pic rel"}
+{"text":"twinkorexic Dis nigga invented a new kind of body dysmorphia"}
+{"text":"try oly lifting they don't look like powershitters"}
+{"text":"high carbohydrate diet cured my depression and fixed my hairloss"}
+{"text":"you probably just had hypothryoidism"}
+{"text":"Ketoschizo post"}
+{"text":"end up gaining fat despite eating 1500cals or less Dude, look at vegans and fruitarians especially. Pure carb turns you into a skeleton, not a fat."}
+{"text":"As someone who was vegan once, you lose a lot of muscle, unless you are super paranoid about your protein intake. Even then, plant protein is fucking dogshit for keeping, let alone building muscle. Doesn't mean you get non-fat either. I had to eat tons of \"healthy\" food and basically measure my portions to somewhat lose fat, only to become depressed from all the carbs. There's even studies showing the correlation between carbohydrate intake and depression, anxiety and sometimes even paranoia and schizophrenia. With meat and greens, you can eat however much you want, it's basically impossible to overeat and become a fatty. On top of that, you're not depressed, have a ton of vitamins / minerals and more than enough high quality protein to look good."}
+{"text":"Why do Indian men have such weird physiques?"}
+{"text":"Why don't you do it then?"}
+{"text":"monkey see monkey do ahhh shit"}
+{"text":"I read this with a heavy indian accent."}
+{"text":"Lol the kid on the right shows how small the adults are."}
+{"text":"19% of mexico is vegetarian what in the fuck? underrated"}
+{"text":"Post-clomid bloodwork left me confused. Help me parse this. Context: I’ve always had relatively low total T and E2, but only recently started tracking free T. Past results (pre-clomid): - Aug 2025: TT 13.3 nmol/L (~383 ng/dL), E2 21.8, SHBG 24.4 - Sep 2025: TT 17.7 nmol/L (~510 ng/dL), LH 6.8, FSH 7.0, SHBG 24.4 - Nov 2025: TT 17.0 nmol/L (~490 ng/dL), Free T 34 pg/mL, SHBG 25.1, E2 20.5 On clomid (25 mg EOD, ~3 weeks; Dec, 2025): - Total T ~654 ng/dL - Free T 13.3 pg/mL - LH 6.2, FSH 6.4 - SHBG 31.3 - E2 <24 pg/mL Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I hope you're using Clomid as PCT for a test (or even sarms) cycle, and NOT for \"muscle building\" I hope you know it is NOT steroids and shifting your test levels within the natural scale, as long as you're at least average, will not produce any result whatsoever And I hope you dumb fucking ass realize that messing with E2 and the whole hormonal cascade will get you far more ill effects than positives /fit/ is so desperately obsessed with T levels, I bet you don't even know how Clomid impacted your IGF-1"}
+{"text":"Should i cut, lean bulk or maintain? Also is this fat or loose skin? Im currently 1,93m tall and 100kg Lost around 53kg"}
+{"text":"kekke spam stolen reddit picture"}
+{"text":"You'll have to bulk and cut a few times to get rid of the sag"}
+{"text":"Sadly i think only surgery will help in the end"}
+{"text":"Doesn't look like gyno to me just man boobs and saggy skin, you should just start working out and over time the skin will tighten, and you will fill it out with muscle. Good work."}
+{"text":"12-15% bf 22-24 ffmi"}
+{"text":"Can I still get the body while not having a proper sleep schedule? What if I don't follow the fitness influencer factoid that I need to sleep 12 hours to be jacked?"}
+{"text":"You don't have to worry about sleep at all for muscles. By the time it became a problem your life would be a disaster already. You have to lie down and relax."}
+{"text":"sleep is the first thing you should fix more importantly than anything else and fixing it will help you fix everything else"}
+{"text":"Stop it Get some help"}
+{"text":"One day you will realise. Trust me. Dont die alone, anon. nta but i was born to die alone i accept my fate"}
+{"text":"Lol you actually believe ragebait meme posts on social media, how are people like you real"}
+{"text":"14cm but it's the girth that counts"}
+{"text":"I just don't want to be gaslit about this article and the movement it is a part of. Literally what fucking movement? It's a news article. Anyone who thinks fitness is or has ever been widely demonized is retarded."}
+{"text":"Stop it Get some help"}
+{"text":"Fact: 99% of /fit/ wouldn't be able to beat her."}
+{"text":"She lost to Dimitrina Petrova who's a fucking nobody in armwrestling and almost cried kek. This bitch got such a fragile ego it's hilarious. All her vids are either sparring with twinks/foids or beating random turbomanlets on the street. The one vid where she grips up with Levan she goes full gas on his arm like a retard right from the beginning and he's like \"wtf is this moron doing\". 100% she got diddled as a kid and this is her way of coping."}
+{"text":"Typical woman in other words."}
+{"text":"She should prove it by pinning me down and forcing me to impregnate her. Only then will I concede she’s strong."}
+{"text":"haha..."}
+{"text":"Thought this shit was impressive but she is using her entire body for leverage. She legit puts her leg against the table and starts pushing off when she can't win, second match to start and third match before end."}
+{"text":"We choose to lift, not because it is easy, but because it is fun :^) anyone can start lifting, you don't need any prior sports experience you can escape skinnyfat mode in less than six months it takes less than a year for people to notice you lift programming as a beginner is piss easy, everything works diet is just as easy, just eat some protein and avoid fast food, candy and soda you don't need a gym subscription to achieve a decent physique, you can get a good workout even with a pair of dumbbells from home mires become so common they don't even register anymore people notice you lift even under winter clothes 1/2/3/4 makes you stronger than mostly anyone you'll come across in your daily life once you see results you won't even think about skipping the gym consistency is the key to a good physique, even if you drag yourself to the gym you'll appreciate every single workout in retrospect a good physique has a halo effect on anything you do Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Getting a blue belt in bjj"}
+{"text":"Lose >35lbs of fat, gain >15lbs of muscle. Hit the basic 2/3/4 weights. Run half a marathon. Hit 20 pullups. Achieve 12% bodyfat. Basic stuff I almost had but dropped the ball on. I'm going to do it right this time. Next year I will focus on diving and fighting, this year I have to lay the groundwork and achieve what I started."}
+{"text":"50gr from ground beef 70gr from cheese 65gr from milk 30gr from yogurt That's what I eat in a day without all the grains, fruits and veggies and it's easily above 200 grams of protein. You mad?"}
+{"text":"lol, lmao"}
+{"text":"can cause most parts of your body to grow even your brain (through acquired knowledge) except your penis if you're born with a pencil micropenis (14cm length 11cm circumference) like me you are cursed for life no matter if you lift 7 days a week inability to provide a fulfilling active sexual life also means a stable and long lasting relationship is impossible Lifts for the feeling, /fit/?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"completely missing the point"}
+{"text":"16.3-16.5cm x 13.5cm in 2022/23 18.3-18.4cm x 14.15 cm in 2026 Do manual hangs and manual clamping, and never fall for retarded equipment hucksters from reddit. I'm 85% sure penis enlargement works but it's much slower than you comprehend. I plan to make an extensive write up of my findings once I hit 19.1cm to account for any margin of natural penis growth I might've already gone through during this entire period"}
+{"text":"Totalmanshop.com Seems like a genuin guy who has figured PE out. Offers equipment and a video program how to do PE correctly. I'm gonna try his shit."}
+{"text":"Diet is easier than exercise Most of you guys act like you have never seen the inside of a kitchen"}
+{"text":"plapjak was forced still funny tho Indian hate is a pol Psyop wrong. People are just interacting with them more, which naturally makes them hate them besides, /g/ has been hating on poos way longer than /pol"}
+{"text":"If you use steroids your body isn't impressive unless you're big enough to win bodybuilding events. Your lifts also aren't impressive if you don't hold a record."}
+{"text":"any program will work fine if you have the required mindset/intensity the universal truth behind all training dyels refuse to believe it because they just don't have that dog in them"}
+{"text":"I don’t do any boring math shit. I eat what I want and I workout as hard as I can for half an hour each day (lunch breaks from my wage slavery)"}
+{"text":"ESL newfags ruined /fit/ by getting high test threads,a mainstay of this board, banned"}
+{"text":"Fatty Contest TehPenguinOfDoom 185"}
+{"text":"retratrutide It's got a half life of 6-8 days so you build it up in your system. You had 2mg then it decomposed into 1mg then you added 3mg so now you are at 4ish"}
+{"text":"This is true; on GLP-1s you're still doing CICO, it's just that the drug makes you not want to eat as much, so CI goes down, CO says the same. The willpower thing is also true; you can lose weight just by fighting the hunger. But looking at the societal level that doesn't work very well. The behavioral psychology model of \"the elephant and the rider\" comes into play here. The elephant usually wins, especially in the long run."}
+{"text":"yeah I'm probably going to go back to 2mg next week. just have to be extra careful about drawing it from the vial. 0.2ml is such a tiny amount of fluid."}
+{"text":"Get a smaller syringe? Yeah I was curious why you went up to 3mg. The general dosage protocol for it is 4 weeks of 2mg to make sure you don't have crazy side-effects before you up the dose to 4mg."}
+{"text":"Will someone ever defeat him"}
+{"text":"his skull is specially shaped to richochet bullets off"}
+{"text":"runs around him in circles he dies"}
+{"text":"Thanks, the pic really helped"}
+{"text":"Cope, look up gun jiu jitsu He folds you"}
+{"text":"It's a fake/micro tear like Devon had after their match. When they \"tear the bicep\" they mean they tear the muscle a bit not tore it from ligament or whatever like when strongmen tear the bicep and need surgery. Hes probably g2g already but AWers are giant pussies at the top so they only pull once a year when completely peaked if everything is perfect. He'll back by summer."}
+{"text":"Can women get larger breasts by doing bench press and other chest workouts to get a layer of muscle that will stack with the fat of their boobies?"}
+{"text":"You're not a woman thoughbeit, so how is this information useful to you?"}
+{"text":"What’s wrong with trying to get a better understanding of the world?"}
+{"text":"It leads to perkier tits, idk if I would describe it as larger but definitely a positive outcome for the titties"}
+{"text":"Carbs energizes you Protein rebuilds you And fat.... uhhh what does fat do again? almost seems redudant when we can make fat from carbs and protein"}
+{"text":"none of this made any sense and in no way shape or form answered the question"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"Your mitochondria love fat. You dont need as much carbs."}
+{"text":"When doing weights with dumbbells, if one arm has more muscle than the other, should I stop working out the bigger arm until the smaller one catches up? Or do less on the bigger arm?"}
+{"text":"I have come to clean ze pool"}
+{"text":"Areu having an episode?"}
+{"text":"You work the weaker arm first and do the stronger arm with the same weight and reps."}
+{"text":"Say you're doing 15kg 5 times on each arm and want to increase to 6 times. Your right arm will get there faster than your left arm. Before increasing to 7 reps, make sure both arms can do 6 reps the same amount of sets. That way, they both progress simmetrically. The dominant arm is always going to overload faster than the weak one, just stall progress in the dominant arm until the weak one catches up."}
+{"text":"you should stop fapping 12x a day, or at least switch hands"}
+{"text":"Which is better for ottermode, calisthenics, weightlifting or a sport?"}
+{"text":"Reminder that anime men are short kings. You don't need to be a lanklet to be a twink (you do need great hair)."}
+{"text":"Being a twink as a manlet makes it literally over for you. It makes you look like a child. Dwarfmaxxing is the way for manlets (unless you are after roasties who want to fuck children, in that case, youre golden). t. 5'7\" chad"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Gojo height-mogs everyone around him"}
+{"text":"because their women flock to white chads"}
+{"text":"i finally quit pizza. it took me 3 attempts and year and half but i am 3 months no pizza and feel great. I also gave up pasta but I dont really like pasta as much so that wasn't as hard. i lost 27 lbs already."}
+{"text":"between this and deep shit I'm starting to think that Chicago is the slop capital of the US"}
+{"text":"deep dish is slop italian beef is kino"}
+{"text":"pizza is great for you, why would you want to give it up? although i had to, except anything i make myself. the salt in goypie effs up my stomach."}
+{"text":"i don't understand, there is no pizza in this pic"}
+{"text":"The crust refers to her thick layer of makeup, cheese as a fatty food is to remove it, scrub it off."}
+{"text":"Don't have the numbers to the last thread </3. Considering visiting a sports doc because I hate how often I plateau despite having gotten past most of my health issues. What are your new goals, /fit/?"}
+{"text":"I will break both of you faggots' non-dominant hand's pinkies and then tenderly rape you at the same time while you cry and make out."}
+{"text":"You are fucking around. Weigh yourself when you wake and note the weight every day, and more your calories consumed every day too. Use a calorie counter app. If the weight doesn't go up over a week then the calories are too low, it's that simple. If your form is fucked up fix it, there are thousands of tutorials online"}
+{"text":"I-I'm not a fag :("}
+{"text":"Gigabased"}
+{"text":"Whenever I see this stupid branch of thread I always think of the cock and ball torture Wikipedia article, why the fuck did you guys have to abbreviate it to cbt"}
+{"text":"Are there any supplements that lower Estrogen and automatisation of Testosterone into E2 without fucking yourself up?"}
+{"text":"Completely over the counter? Nicotine"}
+{"text":"Oh shit nigger I always told you niggers 10mg was too much. I started with 3mg and this month i went for 6mg. Feeling great so far. The 3mg made me increase muscle mass and ive grown a bunch of hair on my upper body (i didnt have it before). No, im not balding but i also take shit tons of biotine"}
+{"text":"An eighth of a 25 mg pill, twice a week"}
+{"text":"6.25-12.5mg/week"}
+{"text":"Boron for the moron"}
+{"text":"I take Mct oil, Vitamind D, Ashwagandha and Lion's Mane."}
+{"text":"Ditch the Clomid, Proviron and HCG and replace with Enclomiphine and low dose Aromasin."}
+{"text":"Zinc 150mg Vit D 10 000 iu Fenugreek 900mg Normal doses of: Vit C Vit A Vit E B6 B12 Fish oil omega 3 Calcium Magnesium Potassium Apple Cidar Vinegar Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does enclo have the same fertility preserving effects as hcg? Also that's a cum stack which proviron helps with"}
+{"text":"150mg of zinc a day What the actual fuck kek. No copper either. Bros gonna have white hair at 30 i"}
+{"text":"Might be just the most underrated cardio ever. Only swimming competes for cardiovascular gains. Incline Treadmill Appreciation Thread"}
+{"text":"I thought 10 Incline 3 MPH 40/45 Minutes was a good ratio. Guess I gotta grind a bit more."}
+{"text":"that is utter bullshit. \"Europe is approximately 10,180,000 sq km, while Texas is approximately 678,052 sq km, making Texas 6.66% the size of Europe.\""}
+{"text":"Greenland alone is over 3 Texas big"}
+{"text":"I transmited the cardio zone autism knowledge to my gf and she lost a bunch of weight in a small time frame. HR monitors (even a cheapo chink smartband) are 100% necessary if you wanna do your shit right on cardio inb4 smartwatches are trash, i track my HR inserting pencils in my nose Kys"}
+{"text":"If you can’t do this an old lady is stronger than you."}
+{"text":"Cope. And seethe."}
+{"text":"if you have no interest in doing this you're smarter than some old lady"}
+{"text":"the real record (male) is over 9 hours"}
+{"text":"Woah that's almost as cool as when Joe Swarthon broke that Guinness world record of breaking 42 consecutive coconuts with his head"}
+{"text":"Kek. Men always do the coolest shit. Cant wait for the world record of fornite dancing for 14 hours. If you are a zoomer reading this, why the fuck havent you done it yet."}
+{"text":"What is your catchphrase you say after completing a set? I say \"Erm, check please?\" \"Erm, check please?\""}
+{"text":"\"...\""}
+{"text":"I always tell my gf \"load the whole stack or go the fuck home\" on leg days. She turned me into a deranged ass lover"}
+{"text":"I'm here to chew gum and kick gum. And I'm all out of gum"}
+{"text":"\"Just one more set to go.\" But I say it after every single set, and I never let anyone work in."}
+{"text":"“Alright, let’s get this show on the road” followed by finger guns at everyone I pass by"}
+{"text":"I have an informal interview at 11 in the morning for a receptionist role at an Everyone Active leisure centre. Any tips?"}
+{"text":"Familiarize yourself with the company. What are their policies? Who's their CEO? What's their mission?"}
+{"text":"parrot technique That's really helpful, I'll keep that in mind t. actually diagnosed autist"}
+{"text":"Show them your dick, 100% hired"}
+{"text":"Yea this, just don’t act like a fucking sperg and be attentive and it’s probably yours. The receptionist is a butt that fills a seat and scans people in"}
+{"text":"Good idea kek That's why I'm gunning for it. It's a chill leisure centre where people scan themselves in and book stuff on the app. Plus I get free membership (included pool access) if I get hired."}
+{"text":"ACK!"}
+{"text":"This is both stupid and brilliant. Honestly a great way to think of scientific communication."}
+{"text":"Are you deaf? The most prominent part of the song is the bass guitar melody."}
+{"text":"That makes so much sense. CICO without macros."}
+{"text":"isnt thatt the bud light dude?"}
+{"text":"The more interesting thing is that the song is full of treble."}
+{"text":"Anon, why you're still not lowering your serotonin to significantly boost your HPG axis and testosterone production? Are you slow?.."}
+{"text":"significantly boost What is the \"significant boost\"? 10%? 15%? So what are the sides when animals take this?"}
+{"text":"What is the \"significant boost\"? 10%? 15%? Around 40%. I done calculations with advanced AI with access to scientific databases and personal guidance through thinking process. So what are the sides when animals take this? Basically none."}
+{"text":"This. Why wouldnt you want to? Are you gay? Jesus dude, thats spooky"}
+{"text":"Conduct independent research on dis dick nigga"}
+{"text":"Low fwhr detected."}
+{"text":"They're so fucking unaffordable. The only option for me is the 2 pack of non organic whole chicken from costco that you have to butcher yourself to get the skinless chicken breast. Thats fucking it. Who do you think I am? Kim Jong Il?"}
+{"text":"The costco whole chicken 2 pack was $0.01 per gram of protein. Everything else is 2, 3, 4 or more times expensive when it comes to the cost for a single gram of protein. So, up to 4 cents per gram? 4$ per 100 grams at the most? Where's the problem here? OP, you're brown, aren't you?"}
+{"text":"There's plenty of things on that list that are cheap both in general and on terms of per gram of protein. The tenderloin you dismissed is cheap per gram of protein. The $0.01 per gram for chicken you bemoaned is cheap - even if you were eating 300g of protein a day. How much protein are aiming for and for what budget? I don't understand how you can think much of this list is exorbitantly expensive. What do you normally eat in a day when not on this diet, on that same budget? And where in that diet do you get your protein from? Seems to me you've got to be a troll, but everyone else seems to be taking you seriously so I guess I'm retarded. No, I think he's doing a roundabout \"plant-based foods like beans/lentils are so much cheaper per gram protein\" troll. Problem was, if they were less CALORIC per gram of protein, they'd be on the RFL diet."}
+{"text":"Even without the RFL diet, the calorie-per-gram is my issue with that argument in general. You can't fit large amounts of protein into your diet without getting fat. OP may think the amount of protein you need for RFL is ridiculous, but even more reasonable estimates on the lower end for fitness and muscle growth can be hard to hit. Not to mention if much or most of your diet is spent inefficiently getting protein, you have less wiggle room to work in nutrients like vitamins and minerals without going over your calorie budget. Some will argue bioavailability of protein as well, but I don't care. I love beans personally. If plant-based is so much cheaper, get some vegan protein powder."}
+{"text":"How did you get fat if you can't afford even the least expensive of these foods? And who's forcing you to do do rfl instead of something else? Losing weight means less calories. Less calories of the same diet costs less money. If that ends up being too little protein because your diet is junk, apply these savings toward higher-protein options. Just one example from the list - a can of tuna is less than a dollar and has 24g of protein or so. Tofu is on the list. A plant-based food, a bean even, though the price ratio obviously doesn't come near dry ones. My local grocery, $2.49 for a pack, 42g protein."}
+{"text":"You are mentally deficient. Do not reproduce."}
+{"text":"My bodybuilder friends told me to stop? I don't want to be lean and mean like them just wanna be strong"}
+{"text":"Yeah you should be drinking water during the week too dummy."}
+{"text":"Coke is full of cancerous chemicals. Just drink whiskey straight or as a highball"}
+{"text":"Men *look* like THIS now?"}
+{"text":"SAUCE ME UP OP"}
+{"text":"Those noses are hot as fuck and you're gay."}
+{"text":"I'm tired of spending $20 every day at work lunch just to eat slop. Can you recommend some meals to prepare to feel full, get my protein, and help lose weight?"}
+{"text":"This is a very retarded way of eating. damn you are like 5'2 100 lbs. 2 potatos is like 200 calories."}
+{"text":"St. Patty's day is going to be lit huh"}
+{"text":"IM EATING LUNCH, BROS AMA"}
+{"text":"missed ur chance gotta go SSEEYA NIGGRS"}
+{"text":"Literally just grab a pound of grass fed ground beef from the grocery store and eat it out of the package without cooking. I do this from trader joes, whole foods, walmart. It's better anyway."}
+{"text":"\"In order to build muscle, you have to put in the work\" \"When your body says \"No, that's hurting\" THAT's when you have to pump it up because that's when you are activating the growth mechanisms\" Legendary quotes by a 4x Olympia"}
+{"text":"When your dick is screaming in agony after the 8th fap this morning when your shaft is showing bruised markings looking like the shape of your fingers only then will you become mr 4x olympia Legendary quote by \"No, thats hurting\" 4x convicted struggle snuggler"}
+{"text":"retarded roidtranny"}
+{"text":"Was going to skip ze gym today, but zat quote \"You gotta put in the work\" has me poomping 'ard."}
+{"text":"What he meant to say was: My body responds exceptionally well to steroids, therefore I'm right giving you training advice based on my genetic superiority in bodybulding."}
+{"text":"Flexible girls are not as good as they seem, you might call me gay but I discovered that the one thing that they were talking about was that they were not even pregnant but they were pregnant with me a few years old. In my honesty opinion you are better off going for more money and money for your family to get a job done before your retirement age. Haven Merits the name of the guy in his room at his house in fort hill he was a man and his father died of heart attack and was killed by himself. I have no idea who the family was at church or what he could be doing for church but if I had to go to his parents house and I was able I could just stay there and he could go over to the family house for church"}
+{"text":"is goatis just a troll or is he serious or what the heck i cant tell when i watch his videos just what the actual heck is going on"}
+{"text":"why does gatis make people seethe so much? cause they pretend to like their veggies and grain sludge?"}
+{"text":"if youre mad about this and not the fact he tried to kill his ex and child you need to get tortured like this too"}
+{"text":"I don't like that he did and I don't like that either bruh. Put the chimp down."}
+{"text":"You are beta faggots if you never wanted to kill your ex. Or you were never in any relationshit at all."}
+{"text":"He tried to kill not just his ex but his child as well. Is that natural? Killing your one offspring, or is it just evidence of severe mental illness? Hmm..."}
+{"text":"Are all the mirrors in the gym for security reasons? I feel like I can't get away with anything because everyone can see me."}
+{"text":"You know, I just can't really do anything fun because people will see. I mean yeah sure I can workout, but past that it just feels like there's alot of witnesses and mirrors at the gym."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm not buying that"}
+{"text":"how about you check deez nutz in your mouth bitch"}
+{"text":"define fun"}
+{"text":"Regarding muscle or strength loss after a month break... I was dumbbell bench pressing 95x10 a month and a half ago but now after resuming, even repping 75x10 I could barely complete a set. With dumbbell rows I just lost maybe 10lbs. Is it uncommon to have such loss with certain muscle groups? Maybe it's because the chest and triceps aren't used as much in daily life, at least mine."}
+{"text":"do the asses of girls like this really stink?"}
+{"text":"I almost always come back stronger after a few weeks of inactivity. What does this mean?"}
+{"text":"depends on genetics, and nutrition, generally, if you eat the same, you wont get weaker for a while, your loss could just be neurological, and might come back after some practice ( like not riding a bike for a while) , but some people lose muscle/strength faster than others."}
+{"text":"i have the same with push ups. if i only fuck around for 1-2 week i need a whole month to get back to the numbers i did before."}
+{"text":"go Lift weights and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony black girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etcc"}
+{"text":"do keto really"}
+{"text":"my dad is my ancestor"}
+{"text":"You saying my ancestors didn't eat bacon? But im not a mudslime"}
+{"text":"Don't you ever shit talk bacon again OP. First and last warning."}
+{"text":"ancestors nice appeal to ghosts are the ancestors in the room with u rite now"}
+{"text":"Cured meats like bacon is a really old invention. They had some pizza-analogues (without tomato) found in the Pompeii relief, talking cows (burger) are also ancient food and frying shit in oil goes way back to egypt or even farther."}
+{"text":"Yo this fits the macros right?"}
+{"text":"bulking meme lmao"}
+{"text":"True, they're almost all horseshit. Even for your example, you need an actual protein bar from the health & fitness supplements aisle, since they will even label plain old granola bars with no additional protein as \"protein bars\". I wish that if they claimed \"protein\" prominently on their box or marketing, they had to put the actual grams per calorie prominently (not per serving/package like they do)."}
+{"text":"Eat this only, pop a multi and drink some water. Tell me why this wouldnt work Have to eat them all to feel full, get hungry four hours later. And it's not high protein. Try light yogurt but make sure you have fiber too."}
+{"text":"agree 100% it's not perfect but this is the best bar i've found. doesn't taste great at all but it's not loaded up with sugar and shit like all the other ones"}
+{"text":"still falling for the plant based \"diet\" meme in 2026 how are there so many idiots? why yes I do want a large serving of oxalates and anti nutrients with a \"healthy\" side of phytotoxins for dinner, please!"}
+{"text":"no one's scared of being poisoned by vegetables, ketoschizo"}
+{"text":"everyone with flags is mentally unstable"}
+{"text":"Why did Andrew Tate lose?"}
+{"text":"I didn't watch the fight but his opponent hit him with some good uppercuts, which any good coach would have known he was especially vulnerable to due to his bad habits. He said he felt like shit after the first round. Maybe he's just too old."}
+{"text":"because . . INHALES This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's ‘one of them’...if you catch my drift."}
+{"text":"Because he's old and doesn't compete anymore so the younger guy who still does was better"}
+{"text":"Protein powder tastes disgusting, chicken gets old fast, tuna is dry as hell. Working out is one thing, eating high protein makes me want to hang myself though."}
+{"text":"Imagine not being able to solve your own problems."}
+{"text":"how do i cook chicken thighs properly? literally the only thing i can make is chicken breasts"}
+{"text":"Depends on what you're making. Can pound them flat and fry quickly with salt and pepper for tasty sandwiches. Also excellent in omelettes just cut up"}
+{"text":"You need to learn how to cook. Also get proper cook ware. Cast iron pan; stainless steel/copper/glass sauce pans/pots; utensils are ideally metal, and wood/stone cutting boards. If you live in an area with shitty tap water, make an effort to cook with distilled water. I don't know if you cook like a retarded nigger, but you complain like someone who doesn't know how to cook. Veggies are your friends that make the stinky meat taste good."}
+{"text":"Get creative with meats faggot. Plenty of great recipes out there or drench it in salsa or hot sauce like I do."}
+{"text":"Bulked too long now I'm the reverse plapjak"}
+{"text":"are you actually plapping though? also its nice to see east china men fuck dogs, cows, sheep, chickens etc."}
+{"text":"How does that even happen? Guys fuck fatties because we're constantly horny. Women are far more selective"}
+{"text":"Women are far more selective at uni there was this 5 foot brown woman (born in me cuntry so no passport maxxer) and she was dating this 6'1 neckbeard who must have been at least 280 pounds idk what causes this chances are they are still together (haven't seen them since novembre)"}
+{"text":"some women are into it. people have niches, you gotta find your niche."}
+{"text":"women don't select men based solely on looks, there's also status, power, money and charisma at play. Also women have their fetishes too"}
+{"text":"Why do people still give a shit about Flat Bench Press when Incline is the one that actually matters? Your chest will look like bitchtits, if you don't focus on Incline. Upper Chest is what gives you that nice meaty look in tanktops. All you get from flat is bitchtits."}
+{"text":"That's what happens when non whites move in"}
+{"text":"it lands in not giving you big ol' tittays bp is okay for chicks tho as long as you use dumbbells if you're gonna bp with a barbell make sure you use the safeties"}
+{"text":"translation error?"}
+{"text":"learn to use your knees to push the weight up before you lean back"}
+{"text":"Are you doing at least 130lbs in each hand?"}
+{"text":"DYEL here, whenever I'm about to fail a rep I think of Goku going super saiyan 3 and push until I make it, is this normal? Am I autistic?"}
+{"text":"Yeah and nikola tesla and newton and da vinci curiously all people before DSM-3 yet the moment diagnosis became broader and more accurate autistic world changers stopped popping up almost as if it's a fake disease and scam and your spaghetti spilling ass is nowhere to close to the genius of these men just because you waste your life min-maxxing RTS map coloring games"}
+{"text":"I do the same, I watch Dragonball or Bleach while doing cardio. I don't think I would be able to go 40 minutes straight otherwise. Imo, you have nothing to be ashamed of, now it's your duty to create a physique that mogs everyone out of respect for Akira Toriyama"}
+{"text":"Nah, those were closeted homos and/or chuds with nothing else going on their lifes"}
+{"text":"I literally have a poster of SS2 Gohan in my room as workout motivation. My build has been described as \"Romanesque\". I also have autism, take that for what you will."}
+{"text":"I hope you get raped and then shot, newfag This /thread"}
+{"text":"This is what 1 month can do"}
+{"text":"you got fatter nice work bro"}
+{"text":"Yeah being ripped all the time is not naturally possible for most people to maintain year round Most people can force their body into being ripped for a couple weeks or months but then it rubberbands back and the body fires back and starts forcing you to eat more without you even realising"}
+{"text":"You got tatts?"}
+{"text":"Is this good form? Do these flippy-floppy open-sesame in-and-out hand rotations do anything?"}
+{"text":"roiding What are you talking about, man? This is just the normal physique of a OxyShred consumer. You know, it's a global fitness essential™. Make the change™."}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell."}
+{"text":"My dudes, she’s so hot I just feel ashamed what my 14,5 cm erect could do."}
+{"text":"sauce plz"}
+{"text":"What are you talking about, man? This is just the normal physique of a OxyShred consumer. You know, it's a global fitness essential™. Make the change™. And yet she's pretty stacked for a woman make up your fucking mind bitch bot gpt biceps: delt: i am gonna do it, i like it, just without back support with straight spine and scaps dropped down and out and don't press out and slower - did it yesterday and i fancy it a lot :D i really like what it did to my lower traps and delts of course"}
+{"text":"ITT /fit/ will create the perfect workout routine, each poster post one workout to add to it (ex. 3x12 bench press) Go!"}
+{"text":"Covertly look at boobies and ass x arrest"}
+{"text":"1x10min jerk off twice a year."}
+{"text":"20x20 Back \"The Raped\" Squats RPE 10"}
+{"text":"1x3 Make Hitler Proud"}
+{"text":"Why is strongman a bunch of random meme events? Why isn't there more standardization so people can treat it like a normal sport?"}
+{"text":"it used to be that they would use real cars for the spectacle and relatability for the average joe legend has it a genius strongman just drove so they changed it"}
+{"text":"Test this in your mind, name 5 powerlifters, 5 Olympic lifters, and 5 strongmen. Which came easier? I was thinking about Garance Rigaud at the time. Can you even name 5 powerlifters? Larry Wheels nigga"}
+{"text":"Your antiwhite bitch screeching is frankly trite and pathetic anon. You massive faggot."}
+{"text":"it's more fun this way, there are enough super serious and well-defined sports out there so I appreciate how some people prefer to dedicate themeselves to wackier stuff"}
+{"text":"But there is a set of standardized strongman events and the point is that you're supposed to be able to handle all of them even if all aren't always contested."}
+{"text":"sup /fit/fellas /int/ and/vg/ poster here, I started doing dumbbell curls or whatever and after the second time the tendon or whatever in my right elbow hurts and hurts a lot if I try to make my arm fully straight, forcing me to keep it in a bisexual position. My question for you guys is, should I just keep doing what I was doing anyways or should I rest? Keep it simple, I'm not getting deep into this shit"}
+{"text":"Or whatever? Have you tried palpating the tender area to find the exact location of the source of your pain? Do you breath properly? with words like 'whatever' being thrown around, it sounds like you don't exercise properly. Do you do push ups?"}
+{"text":"Could you beat these dwarves?"}
+{"text":"names on the women, not the black one tho"}
+{"text":"humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"I will take the black woman. I volunteer."}
+{"text":"didn't even try burying their faces in those tits dwarves used to be based"}
+{"text":"as a 5'6 'male' this is my sexual dream"}
+{"text":"if you find this cringe, you're a gymcel"}
+{"text":"is all this women hate some sort of gubment psyop? this shit is strange!!"}
+{"text":"I disagree. I think women are doing just as bad as men, but they signal on social media about how happy they are to keep up appearances."}
+{"text":"Do women ever think the misandry of other women is a government psyop?"}
+{"text":"Do women ever think the misandry of other women is a government psyop? maybe but hating men is more believable all the women hate seems excessive to me but i guess anonymity is a factor"}
+{"text":"I don't think it's hating women as much as hating the effect they have of making us hate ourselves. There's shitty retarded women out there, and men too. According to JLP it's all hatred for the mother. I can see that being most of the truth."}
+{"text":"Just got some blood test done Total Testosterone 3.97 ng/mL Free Testosterone 16.00 pg/mL Is it over? I have orgasmic anhedonia since a year btw, might be related."}
+{"text":"Dude, go on a roid cycle"}
+{"text":"yeah i'm a man, never taken roids, i'm in perfect health despite the illness mentioned. go outside everyday, lift, eat healthy etc. no I'm not in london"}
+{"text":"Youre mixing up dl and ml. OP's on the lower half but not low T."}
+{"text":"this,but op is probably western pussy who gonna do some jewish sarm shit instead"}
+{"text":"All roids are kike shit. I'm never doing that, I wanna stay human."}
+{"text":"Why are you ignoring your heart health?"}
+{"text":"Bringing on the heart break, bringing on the heart ache"}
+{"text":"idk about that senpai, I eat 8eggs a day and a liter of whole milk"}
+{"text":"humans have been eating meat, dairy and eggs and their derivatives for thousands of years suddenly they're bad and cause heart attacks and cancer also by chance we've slowly introduced sneed oils, refined sugars and (((plant-based))) alternatives to our diets sure"}
+{"text":"Jews are statistically likely to be antiwhite,push corruption of our Western norms and values. Yes. Quite sad really. But it is their choice to be antiwhite, so our right to kick them out or worse. I enjoy eggs way too much, sorry broski."}
+{"text":"Jews are statistically likely to be antiwhite,push corruption of our Western norms and values. Source for this"}
+{"text":"Best lifts and supplements to increase prefrontal cortex volume and connectivity and decrease default mode network activity? On some days i feel absolutely in tune with the world, performing flawless task execution like a mercenary. On other days i feel like retarded dummy, too much in my head filled with nonsense and unable to focus on anything. It affects lifting sessions too."}
+{"text":"similar effect as 3 glasses of red wine. look on psychonaut wiki how to trip correctly with it. taking with olive oil was a stronger trip than without. start early in the evening, like at 6 PM, do redose. start big and small redoses. You just wanna close your eyes, sit and chill and do nothing. tingles in the fingertips. i think i had depressive episode after it though."}
+{"text":"I think these sorts of things are only worth it if you've got a lot of money to piss away. I think they're too hit or miss with people. It may provide some benefits for you if you're lucky. Chances are they're probably not gonna be that noticeable though. That's why if you do have a lot of money to piss away then yeah i'd say it's worth it."}
+{"text":"Nigga nigger"}
+{"text":"Brvtal..."}
+{"text":"You eat HOW MANY EGGS A DAY?! ... AND A GALLON OF WHAT?!"}
+{"text":"swaps water in food for brine, making it harder for bacteria and disease to develop"}
+{"text":"You don't understand doc, I take health advice from 4chan and everyone there is ultra based and they know everything and I never felt healt -ACK"}
+{"text":"LIGHT WEIGHT BABY kek"}
+{"text":"They come out hole"}
+{"text":"I have a gif for that too, but not on a blue board."}
+{"text":"start eating better and doing more cardio morning wood comes back"}
+{"text":"yes that is how better circulation works"}
+{"text":"It's because every time someone says an actual real solution (e.g., leave the house, make friends) the solution is derided as soi-pilled and gay. It astounds me that internet culture makes being friendless and spending 90% of your life in your room into Based Sigma Grindsetmaxxing and then everyone wonders why life is depressing and lonely and magicless. Then some retard like the video in the OP comes along and sells them a bullshit solution via a sponsored link. Insane."}
+{"text":"But you didn't post anything yet."}
+{"text":"It's easy to state an aphorism when it doesn't actually mean anything."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I have a trt prescription through a clinic but am really considering just ordering a bunch of test and masteron from a US distributor online. I am also retarded"}
+{"text":"Opinion on Taxifolin? I have exclusively cheap access to it ($1 for 1g) because i live in Russia where most of it is produced from Larix Sibirica. Should i megadose on it and leave humanity behind?"}
+{"text":"Have you ever had a girl spot you?"}
+{"text":"When I was benching for the first time at the YMCA as a young jit I sat at a bench next to a lean muscular granny (maybe mid 60s) who was benching 1pl8. Promptly got pinned under the bar trying to match her weight and she saved me then walked me through how to bench. I'd only trust her."}
+{"text":"For reference it's like an incline bench but with a straight seat. Not the easiest to rerack one since i was doing standing ohp and i insisted for some reason to face the seat and try to rack it which is very awkward"}
+{"text":"Yeah and her dick kept flopping on my face it was super distracting"}
+{"text":"Women should only be used for breeding."}
+{"text":"keyed"}
+{"text":"200-400 calories can get the individual packets for as low as 30 cents depending on your grocery store hydrating, filling consumed all over East Asia on a daily basis but they're still thinner than the west why do they want us to hate instant ramen?"}
+{"text":"The sodium content, mainly. Although a lot of pasta sauces also have a shitload of sodium and people just don't notice it."}
+{"text":"That's because it's masked with either fats or sugar."}
+{"text":"this shit is usually fried, retards here don't know shit about basedbean oil content of this junk"}
+{"text":"At that point it's cheaper to just buy unpackaged noodles."}
+{"text":"Its deep fried"}
+{"text":"Is there some sort of routine to uptake so I can stop feeling empty? Recently ive been feeling like theres a hole in my chest,im tired and having a nagging that im unfufilled its really fucking annoying because I dont live a life where I feel like in lacking anything but a girlfriend. I dont make good money sure but I definitely dont need to hustle. Its bizzare and im ready to fix this shit."}
+{"text":"Is there some sort of routine to uptake so I can stop feeling empty? No."}
+{"text":"Thats caused by 5G radiation Get a faraday cage and wear silver infused clothes"}
+{"text":"You have borderline personality disorder and you should seek a doctor to explain to you that you'll never not feel empty"}
+{"text":"theres a hole in my soul you can see it in my face its a real big place"}
+{"text":"Look up the christpill and churchmaxxing"}
+{"text":"Is /fit/ finally giving up on the \"men peak in their 30s\" cope in 2026?"}
+{"text":"fisetin failed the itp"}
+{"text":"I will know when your car is crushed by Jaspreet’s 18 wheeler."}
+{"text":"fisetin failed the itp implying failing the ITP makes something useless our foul year of the molecule skill issues (((2026))) Alpha lipoic acid also failed le ITP but Bryan Johnson probably wouldn't need hearing A.I.D.S. if he were on it. t. knower"}
+{"text":"yeah I still peak deez"}
+{"text":"The main issue imo is full time work. Not enough time leads to lack of exercise, relationships, etc- you get money but sacrifice all the rest. Fine if you're doing that for your family but if you don't have one it becomes an issue. Also in my experience men are way more doomer about turning 30 than women. Women (especially single women) like to talk about how they're still young, etc."}
+{"text":"The secret is high intensity and high volume, BUT low exercise selection per session. Only doing 1 maybe 2 lifts per session."}
+{"text":"but im bigger than you so that cant work fagonaut"}
+{"text":"/fit/"}
+{"text":"I made my best gains doing the same lifts 3 days a week, 3 sets per exercise."}
+{"text":"post them lift weights"}
+{"text":"10 sets of 10 reps 3 times a week"}
+{"text":"What really causes balding?"}
+{"text":"DHT"}
+{"text":"Seed oils."}
+{"text":"ima circumcised with a thick head of hair kek"}
+{"text":"Jeez you must be fun at parties"}
+{"text":"genetics"}
+{"text":"need to sleep to recover and build muscle cant sleep more than 3 hours straight Chat am I cooked?"}
+{"text":"chat Rope up"}
+{"text":"Feel you Bro. Ever since I started working the night shift, my lifts have stalled"}
+{"text":"you need to fix that if you want to do well at this do a proper wind down with less screen exposure. get the fuck to bed and stay there. you do need to fix the sleep continuity, but at least just stay in bed and rest your body and that will help. my biggest tip to sleep better is to spend your day better. you'll be more willing to sleep when your day is well spent"}
+{"text":"here another thing that helped me was to stop trying to squeeze more activity out of the end of the day. say it's 10pm and i never got around to doing the self-study i want to do or playing the game i wanted to play. do it in the morning. there's nothing to gain from staying up later. being up before everyone else is glorious"}
+{"text":"I think he thinks he's being ironic and silly. What he doesn't know is that his life is in literal danger for posting this. Tell him what you are going to do to him anon. Tell him that you are going to sneak into his bed during his 3 hours of sleep and describe in detail what you are feeling right now sexually."}
+{"text":"Sorry if I don't remember the 4 panel correctly 1. Bookmaxxing 2. Foidmaxxing 3. Carmaxxing 4. Physiquemaxxing"}
+{"text":"the holy bible is a bunch of jew stories relabelled for a mass audience, also its nice to see east china men fuck dogs, cows, chickens, antelopes etc."}
+{"text":"Based and wolf pilled."}
+{"text":"Got to make room for Reddit tranny, demoralisatiom and gooner threads I guess"}
+{"text":"Jannies banned anyone who created and commented on self improvement general"}
+{"text":"Not fitness related"}
+{"text":"What lifts do you need to do to look big / aesthetic in street clothes?"}
+{"text":"weighted pull up preacher curl bench press overhead press"}
+{"text":"I love crinkle shoulder shirts off amazon. Where the shoulders are all like... wavey or whatever."}
+{"text":"I wear a pump cover so that nobody can see how big I am"}
+{"text":"Pressing movements of all varieties basically"}
+{"text":"What does he do if his nipples get hard?"}
+{"text":"Why do I have a different soreness after doing sets of push-ups vs other chest exercises(machine chest press, dumbbell chest press, shoulder press)? After push-ups i feel extra soreness in my upper back muscles in addition to the usual anterior delt and pec soreness. To my knowledge these muscles aren't explicitly worked during push exercises."}
+{"text":"Higher reps more lactic acid or whatever else. Failure is kind of weird because there's multiple ways it can happen but they all feel the same to us. You can fail on the neurons they just either don't have the capacity to recruit enough fibers to keep moving the weight, you can fail on atp utilization you just run out, you fail on a lactic acid threshold basically you exceed your ability to clear the metabolites fast enough and your muscles can't keep going like they're suffocating. If you're failing on a lift in higher rep ranges it's probably one of the metabolic factors and those are more likely to give doms."}
+{"text":"\"why do i have soreness in stabilizing muscles after doing a free weight/bodyweight exercise that uses stabilizing muscles, but not after doing machines that require less stabilizing?\" good thread, op"}
+{"text":"Is duh ansah stabaleezers?"}
+{"text":"I am 5'5 220 rn and thats mostly fat. As of recent I have been working out and want to know if what im doing is effective at all. I do 20 push ups 30 sit-ups 20 minute mile at 3mph at 3 incline Then 10 minutes of 2mph at 5 incline 10 curls (25lb) 10 shoulder presses (25lb) 1 minute plank I do all of this everyday, and rest on Friday. I dont know anything about working out so please let me now if im being retarded. Thanks."}
+{"text":"My bad! First time on here sorry"}
+{"text":"Been on a deficit for a while now yeah, just looking to had muscle now"}
+{"text":"I am 5'5 220 rn and thats mostly fat. built for bottoming"}
+{"text":"You're kidding right? Maybe take your entire workout. Multiply it by 5 sets, or time x5 then that's kind of a workout? If youre a woman itd be pretty good, but based on your post. You're a troon and no. You won't see any major improvements"}
+{"text":"Cont. For shoulders alone, the 3 muscle groups. Forward lifts 45lbs 20 rep each arm. Side 25lb for 20. Rear ill do 3 things varrying on how my muscles feel. But I go till burn out, not 10. Most times I'll exceed 20, but mimium is 20. 25= +5lbs for -5rep. Workout with the intent to push yourself to the limit. Not.. a 2mph walk. Wtf?"}
+{"text":"I hate squats, like I bench the same as I squat, that's how bad I am at it. But I just discovered the box squats and I think it changed my life"}
+{"text":"What do box squats do that make it so much better for you"}
+{"text":"I am not sure I can squat 2 plates, let alone 3, which is my bench. I only DL 4 too."}
+{"text":"Either the box is high enough that you dont have to do the depth you were doing squatting normally, or you have bad technique. Rebounding at the bottom of the squat is what makes normal squats easier than box squats. Hit depth and jump right back up. In theory. IMO: unless you're a powerlifter dont worry about it and box squat away."}
+{"text":"cheat using the leg press, extension, and leg curl machine plus deadlifts grow big legs anyways i have horrible balance and a glass back, i do not feel comfortable at all going deep with squats this leads to the hilarious clown fiesta that are my lifts, 1.5/3/1/4"}
+{"text":"Is Methylene Blue good for the elderly? I take it and feel increased focus and decreased anxiety. My grandma is living in the house, and my parents are thinking she's gonna die. She's got a pacemaker and some bad digestion issues. Also, I believe in the power of the subconscious mind. Joseph Murray wrote about the power of the subconscious mind. And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved out of the emergency room. Because she's not getting better. They've set up a room in the dining room that is meant to be comfortable. It has some kind of oxygen machine. A nurse is supposed to supervise every other night. My mom has given me the understanding that we are just making her comfortable while we're waiting for her to die. I believe in the power of positive thinking. Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. Tell me what to tell her to say. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. Tell me how to do that, please."}
+{"text":"You are an Indian Jew? Sorry to hear your misfortune"}
+{"text":"Your grandma died a long time ago, faggot She's pathetic"}
+{"text":"NAD+ is better"}
+{"text":"It's placebo af"}
+{"text":"nigger don't give your grandma methylene blue or any other snake oil shit if you care about her then cook vegetable heavy meals and fish for her and get her drinking green tea or at least some other herbal tea (unless she is on blood thinners) green tea can make you poop at first but it's really good for your digestion and try to get her to exercise even if it's just waving her arms around or walking around the house"}
+{"text":"You don't eat grain sludge, poisonous unnatural vegetables and seeds, right anon? Maybe you need a primal raw meat diet"}
+{"text":"PeanutButterGamer?"}
+{"text":"tall lesbian"}
+{"text":"I was at 10-15% body weight in my teens while eating meat and veggies plus fish. I am 5'6 now, so much for muh nutrition bitch. omg this starving tribe increased their height by 2 inches by eating!!"}
+{"text":"Big poofy hair Bangs coming down to eyebrows like some wannabe emo Forehead still clearly visible You know we notice, right? Let this be a lesson: focus on your hairline before you waste time on meme diets."}
+{"text":"Of course I eat yummy plant toxins bruh cuz I fell for (((probiotics))) and totally digestion-mog all the kidneylets. I also eat meat but cook it with minimal glycation just enough to achieve proteome denaturation catastrophe in Escherichia coli. t. not a 'tard"}
+{"text":"Why shouldn't I?"}
+{"text":"Sextape googling skill issues"}
+{"text":"neat"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of when there was a massive power outage in israel and all nog porn/muh dik posting ceased entirely on this site until power was restored."}
+{"text":"Larkin love if she lost 15+ lbs"}
+{"text":"It's fine. It's touching. Men really are the romantic gender"}
+{"text":"It's actually fucking beautiful. Love is real, women can be genuinely loving. There is no feeling in the world like true love, blackpillers can't say shit because they haven't experienced it. I never thought Bryan Jhonson could be so based."}
+{"text":"His nose getting longer with each clip. Tragic"}
+{"text":"clip shows true love lookismcel fixates on most superficial physical detail"}
+{"text":"please keep this thread bumped as i haven't had time to get through his entire post yet"}
+{"text":"What do you eat for breakfast?"}
+{"text":"what you use a plastic cutting board and scissors or something?"}
+{"text":"Bowl of cereal w milk and a banana, 400cal lasts me ~3hrs. Used to have coffee but quit to help me sleep."}
+{"text":"Peanut butter and banana sandwich with a glass of milk."}
+{"text":"rösti wit 3 eggs slathered in hot sauce"}
+{"text":"6 egg whites 28g grated parmesan or sharp cheddar Black coffee/boomer sip/gorilla mind energy drink"}
+{"text":"Well /fit/?"}
+{"text":"Hapened last night alone at the gym 16-18 yo skinny-fat comes in nods to me goes to do upper pulley with 30kg and seems to be in pain tries to hide it with a bad poker face after couple of minutes goes to a different machine goes throught all the machines like it was some kind if amusement park I_have_seen_enough.exe ask \"Are you sure you know what’s up?\" The skinny fat gazes at me and tries to stutter something \"Beg Pardon??\" <\"What do you me..?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no i'm home gympilled"}
+{"text":"B with rest times of one or one and a half minutes where you alternate sets between antagonistic muscle groups. Supersets done the correct way. E.g press 1, pull 1, press 2, pull 2 and so on. Sometimes I keep one main lift for the day where I do the classic rest for 3-5 minutes in between multiple sets across, but you don't have to if you don't chase numbers. You can do this on upper/lower splits or a full body program. Right now I am supersetting bench+squat on one day and OHP+deadlift on another for sets of 4-6. I do take 2-3 mins in between sets on these. Then I go superset a bunch of machines for sets of 8-15. You get to do twice the total volume within the same amount of time if you lift this way while set performance is barely impaired at all vs waiting 2-4 mins in between like you'd normally do. Not my fault that you choose to lift in a jeet packed globohomo gym where doing this is impractical."}
+{"text":"Power walk? More like power wack! Hahaha right guys? *spits on your shoes* How about you power walk off a cliff next time? K chiefy?"}
+{"text":"It’s fun to work two adjacent muscles at the same time and then sweep from one bias to another and then back over 5 sets. set 1: supinated curl ser 2: semi-pronated curl set 3: hammer curl set 4: semi-pronated curl set 5: supinated curl You can do something similar with quite a few different exercises."}
+{"text":"Is pole dancing good for /fit/ness, or is it another meme?"}
+{"text":"That's crazy"}
+{"text":"did she die?"}
+{"text":"I think so. Not sure though"}
+{"text":"Idk, tenere is clean though"}
+{"text":"Fatty here. Down 8lbs from 288 doing low carb since mid December and feeling like utter shit Was recommended by my doc of this diet last year, (my diet was very carb heavy.) now I barely eat any carbs at all, I work long hours, than walk for nearly 30 min a day and I feel like sleeping forever after it I’m mid20s so not that old. Will this eventually pass"}
+{"text":"yes when you reach a healthy weight and can maintain at a normal amount of calories obviously"}
+{"text":"I won’t read fat threads"}
+{"text":"American \"I work long hours\" low carb faling apart in his mid-20 Tale as old as time lmao"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"weighted dips weighted pull ups weighted ab crunches cable biceps bulgarian split squats with DBs lat raises IS ALL YOU NEED"}
+{"text":"Hypothetically speaking, is it anatomically possible for a male with a 4in penis to have sex with a woman with this kind of body?"}
+{"text":"no slampig for you"}
+{"text":"She needs a real, BLACK man."}
+{"text":"Well maybe we sometimes do stuff like that..."}
+{"text":"What's fit verdict on cold cuts, charcuterie, etc... It's a tough one because yes it's processed but it's also ancient and full of protein. I love it but I am starting to wonder if it's the real culprit for my random acne breakouts"}
+{"text":"verdict I like them and sometimes buy some cuts but even leaving the cancer concerns, they have a shit ton of sodium, so they're not good for daily consumption"}
+{"text":"It's protein, eat it and let your body figure it out. they have a shit ton of sodium You lose sodium when you sweat. You sweat a lot more than a regular person because you work out. You can eat more sodium."}
+{"text":"You can eat more sodium. No, I already eat enough"}
+{"text":"'ll take a gabagool, provolone and vinegar peppers. Fuckin agent Harris, with his veal parm hero, or whatever the fuck, ruining Tony's appetite"}
+{"text":"Prosciutto is fine because it’s just salt and meat, so can be eaten every day. Generally also most stuff cured with nitrates is okay as long as you aren’t eating it daily but it’s not ideal to eat as a main protein source"}
+{"text":"I’m one week sober today. What do sober people do with their days when they don’t have any irl friends and have already manic cleaned their apartment to stave off boredom? I don’t want to bed rot all day or play vidya really. It’s also freezing where I live, otherwise I’d normally take a walk or something"}
+{"text":"6 years sober here, same boat, no traditional job to interact with people. I'm alone with my dog most days and I have an attractive asian foid I spend time with occasionally. Just go day to day making it a point to try something new. Eat at the weird restaurant, go to the anime gacha store etc. Hobby after hobby. Read books. I imported a drift car from japan and learned how to do auto paint in my garage. I take lots of vacations with my discord friends. Idk man, you just gotta hobbymaxx"}
+{"text":"Diy projects unironically, fixing my shower room ceiling rn"}
+{"text":"I paint little plastic soldiers Femstodes are gay and GW are the enemy though, so don't give them your money"}
+{"text":"I'm not. People in my life have gotten addicted to drugs. I'm clean and get sporadic random drug tests at work. Good job outing yourself as ESL though"}
+{"text":"Go out for a run or something"}
+{"text":"If you can't at MINIMUM jog a 5k without stopping to catch your breath then you are not fit. Simple as."}
+{"text":"being in the top 1% of runners it what it takes to not be a baby"}
+{"text":"Ur a hamster bitch"}
+{"text":"take away the people that take an hour to go 5 kilometers now, take away the people that run it in longer than 30 minutes"}
+{"text":"being in the top 25% of young athletes is what it takes to not be a baby bro I'm almost 40, if I do a 20 minute 5k and can rep out 1/2/3/4 I will be STOKED. and I'm almost there..."}
+{"text":"The 20 minute 5k (3 miles?) is the rough one <7 minute miles while being at a weight where 1/2/3/4 is realistic? Better be cut as shit and 180 instead of 230+ bloatlord. Also, throw in 8-10 pull ups in there for good measure and a 2 minute plank."}
+{"text":"Anyone fixed this? Constant numb pain in my elbows, have to sit at a desk all day."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Sleeping with my arm straight (use an elbow brace if necessary) and putting padding under my elbows while sitting at my desk has helped immensely, but it comes back from time to time. Hopefully other anons can weight in."}
+{"text":"Gentle rolling with a tennis ball helps reduce pain, but be really gentle. Get some chick dumbbells and do some wrist extension/flexion"}
+{"text":"Get more sunlight. Improves your muscles, bones and joints"}
+{"text":"ty"}
+{"text":"Which fish should I eat?"}
+{"text":"Its funny you say this, because I never really thought about this consciously. 4chan did take a massive drop in intelligence. 10 / 15 years ago or something, 4chan was like the 'autist hangout corner' of the internet. It was weird, it was cringy, but people were actually smart. In fact, it was probably the intelligence and autismo of the average user that led to the weirdness of this place. But right now, everything is much different. Most people seem absolutely retarded, and the place has lost its 'charming weirdness', and regressed to utter retardation and annoying spam instead. I guess this really is a case of underground autist hangout becoming mainstream.."}
+{"text":"and regressed to utter retardation and annoying spam instead. well, I'd suggest that a large part of the spam is because the MSM caught \"The FEAR\" about Anonymous and the \"Infamous hacker site 4CHAN\" and so it became flooded with journos who wanted to see just what made the \"Internet HATE Machine\" tick. Then as they realized that a massive amount of the memes that were going viral on SocMed shit like Facefuck, Plebbit and Twattlord were coming from here and other places like it, they did what they ALWAYS do, and tried to commodify it. The other aspect is of course, the weaponized autism in digging up shit NOBODY with power wanted to be found. By the time 2015 had rolled around, Clownworld had become so prevalent and common, that large NGOs and Intelligence orgs that specialized in statecraft, realized that infiltration and control of this once wild, uncensored artist freefuckyouforall playground was the key to wresting back control from the chaos magicians and the truthsayers who dilligaf'd merrily along throwing golden apples at the feet of the hylics and scowl-laughing hysterically. Now there seems to be only 2 main drives here for the site: Make it as abrasive and boring as possible so the next consooomers of it treat it as just another semi-passive, edgy \"Channel\" and Drive forward all narratives that seem subversive, yet really just reinforce the carefully cultivated \"Learned helplessness\" and doomer Blackpill junkies, and QUASH any positive dissent and attempts at collaboration IRL. TL;DR: Used to be, but is no more, this fucking site 's just another e-whore. Remember: Everytiem you waste time and energy arguing with a troll here, you've allowed them to steal anywhere from 15 minutes to HOURS of your life, that you will NEVER get back, on pointless shit that doesn't even matter and you won't even remember a week from now."}
+{"text":"Cod, nigga"}
+{"text":"Not only the MSM, since 2015 or so there are active PR campaigns for politicians. These niggers turned my cozy place into a propaganda machine, no one is joyful anymore, /b/ is literally just a pedo board with no sense of humor, /tv/ and /mu/ are good as dead, /fit/ is a den of looksmaxxing faggots, the vast majority of boards is foaming at the mouth and ready to seethe about whatever dumb ass political/cultural thing happened, it's mega over for the old-school Internet users who just want to have a laugh and call each other slurs mirthfully"}
+{"text":"so there are active PR campaigns for politicians. Perhaps I wasn't clear about the Statecraft intel. and NGOs like ShareBlue, et al. But yeah... all the rest you say is true. I've even tried to help with other start-up chans. Our--...Frens--... Every single time it's flooded with bad actors and agents, until finally the owners and Mods just give up and shut down, or they lose their shit and go off the rails. Still, Even if I end up in a shadowB&, sequestered, surrounded by b0ts and shills illusion site, I'll STILL be cranking out \"Handmade\" OC and shouting NIGGER into the void. Then I'll go and touch grass for a while Innawoods."}
+{"text":"I have never seen a fucking line for the fucking cable machine before, these New Year's resolutioners are killing me bros it's so over and I'm never gonna make it"}
+{"text":"Plenty of space if you wake up early"}
+{"text":"yfw"}
+{"text":"Go in the morning Waking up early sucks dick but I almost never have to fight for equipment in the 6:00 - 7:30 timeframe"}
+{"text":"Bought a bunch of veggies, sardines, chicken, beans, chickpeas, the other day. Spent like $150. Fucks sake. Now I decided I dont want to eat any of it anymore. I want to do alternate day fasting, and on my eating days Ill eat one frozen pizza and a couple of burgers. Each pizza has about 1.5k calories in it. I feel like eating shouldnt be miserable. Eating sardines and broccoli is miserable. So Im doing this. Bad idea? Might take a multi too."}
+{"text":"It’s been a long time, I shouldn’ta left you Without a strong rhyme to step to"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Little Caesar's"}
+{"text":"progressive overload train to failure strength rep range caloric surplus only DYELs do this post body"}
+{"text":"Post body"}
+{"text":"Post body"}
+{"text":"Why did u steal my picture?"}
+{"text":"How's your gym? I might actually start to quit mine because the equipment is getting ass and the people there are getting worse."}
+{"text":"got done with a machine, went to clean it just to not find any towels who cares wtf"}
+{"text":"My gym has old equipment and theres a hanful of google reviews complaining about it. Normies ruin everything, the owner is younger and into old school bodybuilding so I can't imagine him budging but I can see why it happens"}
+{"text":"A lot of old people go there"}
+{"text":"just check it out before signing up, and try touring it during hours you would expect to go yourself. the one near me seemed like a good deal and had nice equipment on paper, but it was packed as fuck and the machines were so close together, people were literally bumping into each other. as someone who likes his gyms as empty as possible i 360ed the fuck outta there. on the upside, it had like 8 cages, 8 diddly/clean platforms, plenty of cable machines, and a sauna"}
+{"text":"Also just to add visit on a saturday to get a true feel for the place."}
+{"text":"Hey so I'm looking to lose a lot of weight, I've been a slob for a very long time. Last time I went to a gym was all the way back in late 2015 when I was a teen. Now I'm nearing 26 years old and I need a real change. I don't try and take care of my physical health because in many ways I felt like it wouldn't make a difference to my life. I bought a bench and some weights last year and did a few months trying hard but I quit after seeing no difference despite pushing hard. I'm not strong naturally or athletic, your standard fat nerd type but I do have a love for music. Play a variety of instruments that includes drums which is very physical and as you can imagine I have no stamina. More than anything I am a vain person who just wants to lose weight to look better when I'm singing on stage. Most photos that get taken of me I absolutely hate because of how badly overweight I am. So here's the issue of going to a proper gym, due to financial difficulty I still live in the same town as I did growing up. Meaning some of the people I went to school with and used to hang around with are still here. The last thing I need is them seeing me at a gym and how bad I've let myself go. Not trying to brag but it's a middleclass area as well so lots of them have become doctors and lawyers etc and I am a loser in comparison. Plus I don't like people either, I don't want to talk to personal trainers or make friends there. I just want to work out and go the fuck home."}
+{"text":"tl;dr faggot no one wants to read all that shit but you can go very far with cardio and calisthenics. that shit is literally free, go run and do pull ups and you can lose fat and develop a decent looking body. also stop eating like a fatass inb4 hurr durr i can't do it because some bullshit reason like the weather/my knees hurt when I'm outside/i have anxiety idgaf"}
+{"text":"You won't lose weight from working out alone unless you're also in a calorie deficit no matter where you work out"}
+{"text":"Count calories/protein and use the weights you bought. Put in consistent effort. Gay blog"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, man. You think people didn't lose weight before Planet Fitness existed? Quit being a faggot already and run around the block or something, you fat turd."}
+{"text":"Which weights do you have"}
+{"text":"I just bought an air fryer since I'm tired of cooking the same foods the same way all the time. What can I cook with this? I'm thinking potatoes will be much easier to cook, as well as everything breaded Any tips? What are your air fryer fit meals?"}
+{"text":"its metal retard"}
+{"text":"Tofu crisps up really well in the air fryer. Also I'm gay"}
+{"text":"Lol, me too, it was delivered 30 minutes ago"}
+{"text":"Post pics and your first meal with it"}
+{"text":"maybe later, gotta go lift, maybe i'll roast some veggies later. I cooked 3 pounds of meet 2 days ago so that's taken care of but i intend to do a lot of meat on it."}
+{"text":"As the title says, I would like to share my recent experience in overcoming my stagnant bench press. From 2022-2025, my bench press increased a whopping 10 pounds. This is after applying numerous methods to my bench. Deloads, powerlifting cycles, you name it I've probably tried it. For stats, I'm 5'8 and currently around 168lbs. I've been lifting for over 10 years, and my previous max bench went from 285-295 over the course of close to 3 and a half years. So for my new routine, I changed how I approached bench press entirely. As a personal trainer, I had constant access to gym equipment, and being that I had competed in amateur powerlifting competitions previously, the owner had no problem with me applying this methodology during working hours. I understand that this training style will not be compatible with most full-time working careers. For 14 weeks, 3 to 4 days a week I would slap down 1 rep at a time as I passed the bench presses, assuming I wasn't actively training a client. Between 135 and 205lbs, at a minimum, 50 times a day. There was no exact method to my madness, though it started as a 1 plate rep and quickly went to ~185lbs, before slowly working its way to 205lbs over the next 9 weeks. The methodology was simple. If I cannot increase mass, I must increase neural drive, efficiency, and priming to reach a heavier bench press."}
+{"text":"dip deez nuts in yo mouf"}
+{"text":"read the Greasing The Groove article when I was 20 started doing hourly sets of 10 pushups never got better at doing pushups I'm not going to say it doesn't do anything, but it seems like progressive overload accomplishes the same thing while you also get stronger."}
+{"text":"Did you apply it when you were a master of pushups, or when you were a beginner and neural drive wasn't a weak point?"}
+{"text":"Did your chest grow bigger though?"}
+{"text":"did you only ever do the hourly sets of 10 pushups? you didn't retest your max reps every once in awhile and adjust your set reps? how long did you do the 10 rep sets for? i agree that PO is just better overall, but a lot of people swear by GtG"}
+{"text":"Chris Hemsworth’s body at 42 years old, what’s your excuse?"}
+{"text":"He's married to a hag 7 years older than him. He probably gets zero poon. She was super hot when she was young and like most women, cunning enough to HusbandMaxx the day before she started Walling and after she got her fill of BBC. Hemsworth typical low IQ actor with insufficient theory of mind to consider \"hmm, as one of the highest status men in the world will I want to be married to an old woman 5 years from now? 10? 15??\" He's simply stupid. As much as I hate DiCaprio's hypocritical leftist politics, at least he's smart enough to play the game correctly and resist the Reddit-tier Age Gap hate from women."}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ what is this dude smoking he could fucking the lights out of a girl half her age or 1/3rd her age in some countries"}
+{"text":"I don't live life on easy mode. These celebrities have nothing to do but exercise with their personal trainers and eat the perfectly optimized meals freshly cooked by their personal chefs. The hardest thing they do is stand in front of a green screen and recite lines from a script. Their lives are a joke"}
+{"text":"I'm only 32 years old"}
+{"text":"Busy doing shit that takes no talent or effort at all. Showing up to an event so that you can be the celebrity person at the event is not working lol"}
+{"text":"Is there actually any good recipe with protein powder?"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure, let me go grab my grams of quark. What is this? A joke? You fuckin alien. Leave us alone. You are not welcome here. Fuckin quark goddamn. Oh want me to measure my quark with a drug dealer scale? Yeah, let me just put plutonium nitrate alien spaceship fuel into my bowl then weigh it on a digital scale. Oh sure this is great. Hahaha thank you so much, no really man. Knocked it out of the park. Out of the fucking park, jesus christ."}
+{"text":"yeah milk + chocolate flavored whey protein = yummy chocolate milk"}
+{"text":"This nigga doesn't use a scale."}
+{"text":"get a ninja creami This guy knows"}
+{"text":"yea i eat a lot of ice cream, this shit is healthier than something like halo top, cheaper, tastes better. its essentially a better protein shake vastly more filling for about ten minutes of prep work for the week"}
+{"text":"I do not eat in the evening and thus am free from illness and affliction and enjoy health, strength and ease"}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible for people to train up to elite levels all across the board, both with strength and cardio, at once? E.g. 315 bench, 700 deadlift, 500 squat, 50 reps pull-ups, 17 min 3 mile time, 2hr 30 min marathon time. And not only something like this, but staying within a low body fat percentage too. All in a, say, 10 year period. I believe it's possible but don't have the experience/knowledge to get there."}
+{"text":"if smaev got off the gear and did nothing but train marathon for the rest of his life he would still die of heart failure before even getting close"}
+{"text":"be Batman still look like a soiboi pussy redditor"}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible for people to train up to elite levels all across the board at once? yeah I mog and pwn day and night"}
+{"text":"Well shit, now I feel inferior to a fucking redditor"}
+{"text":"Special forces and operations do this for Israel all the time."}
+{"text":"Welcome to /x/ - Paranormal. This is not a board for the faint of heart. If you need something to get started with, see the below lists for some basic resources. We hope you enjoy your venture into the spooks, the creeps and the unknown. The resources in this thread are not exhaustive and are merely meant for beginners to get their footing."}
+{"text":"Please note: • This board is for high quality discussion. High quality posts will be praised. Low quality posts e.g. \"Is [x] paranormal?\" will be removed. • Requests belong on  or . • Conspiracy theories are welcome, but anything political in nature should be posted to ."}
+{"text":"Also, I just made this thread because we're going to hit the bump limit soon."}
+{"text":"I think where ego plays into this is that it is the certainty of the model, but more fundamentally, it is the certainty that the mode of thought you are in is the correct one. The real ego dynamic is thus between your executive/logical reasoning and your emotional/model/memory. Each side \"wants\" to be the correct one. I think the correct idea of \"ego detachment\" is the realization that both are valid and must be integrated. One last thought on this because I noticed something. Everything I said above about the parts of this model (outside world, sensor layer, executive and logical reasoning, and simulation/memory) is true, but we need to essentially duplicate each of these to describe the mind looking at itself, and it's within this where the ego exists. The ego is model certainty with the brain looking at itself."}
+{"text":"No, Saturn rules the left ring finger specifically. That's why you wear a ring around that finger after marrying under God as a Christian. Obviously a trademark of Saturn worship. Palmistry is most likely bullshit. I am not even going to bother looking into it. Don't waste people's time with trivial pedestrian things like yours."}
+{"text":"Has it even dawned on people that these deities once were real incarnated beings with such themendous impact on their worlds that the stories were recorded by the witnesses? Taking MYTH-ology literally picrel I'm the one making your threads interesting. By derailing them from the main topic of discussion? Your paragraphs have nothing to do with the Skull & Bones. You can tell by his dependence upon LLMs. Projection, i refuse to use Lovecratian AI, and it's your text slop the one that has LLM punctuation. Signal Reduction. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"oy vey the black cube prison actually keeps you safe freedom is acually dangerous lol nice try archons."}
+{"text":"Liber Falxifer/\"Current 218/182\" general. Image cap about to be reached in last thread; What is Liber Falxifer series? The Liber Falxifer series is a series of \"Cryptical codebooks\"; that leads to a fun surreal lifestyle. Supernaturally generated books meant to be discovered and decyphered by those who feel the call. General \"Spiritual Metaphysics 101 teachings\"; everything you need from novice to expert in the same series. It's also the stuff \"Q-Anon\" derives from (related to \"Qayin\") \"Follow the breadcrumbs\" etc. Liber Falxifer 3 is the main \"step by step path\". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah you reincarnate when you die. Your Black in Green and stuff doesnt die with your human body, so this stays intact when you die in your human body (Physical Harware Failure). does one make one's own sigil? If your Black in Green isn't already in the \"example 72 ones\" (some people getting involved now are already in these 72; presented already in the past) then you indeed \"generate spiritual structures that might become presented in future 218/182 books\". Same with the tradition Quimbanda; those working with this stuff often generate some sort of \"Exu/Pompa Gira pseudonym in the Quimbanda tradition\" as well."}
+{"text":"For example don't think that the plants \"Aloe Vera\" or \"Avocado\" has any officially published sigils yet; but recognize boths spiritual logic; would say that Avocados Black in Green sigil would be of \"similar Pattern\" to \"Pesha 6 Mortifer\"; ie similar geometry style. Avocado is cool;the character \"Eichorst\" in the TV series \"The Strain\" is Avocado related; see clip in \""}
+{"text":"Cool. I skimmed the plant sigils and am happy to see some of the ones I'm interested in. I've also been intuiting recently that tattoo ink made with ashes from specific plants is likely a good way to ritualize the bond and I see there's a chapter on inks."}
+{"text":"yes, it is indeed. Tobacco ashes can be used for a lot of things for example; somewhere in the books something mentions \"Tobacco Ash can also be mixed with 'Quickening Powders' for increased effects\". Did this all the time back in the day when I had access to \"quickening powders\"; can heavily reccomend. You want to mix a sort of \"light grey tone\". Have temporarily lost access to enough \"personal privacy\" (forced to share apartment under circumstances) and contact net for things like that for a few years now due to the nature of the Path; should soon be over; the path leads to a type of \"restructured social life for a few years or so\"; but you'll guaranteed come out on the other side of it \"better than you started off\"; let me know if you want more explanations."}
+{"text":"\"Quickening powders\" being obviously \"powders that makes you fast\"; the path has a lot of lingo like that. For example \"Lighting Green Candles\" might not always refer to \"standard Candles\" and such. \"A lot of lingo and reading between the lines\". Different such substances has real occult uses. Try reading Sigils on \"anything that 'alters the mind'\"."}
+{"text":"Maybe the schizophrenics are people with a stronger connection to the Akashic tablets or the collective unconscious, or even telepaths corrupted by reptilians. I don't have a diagnosis of schizophrenia, but I've seen crazy people on the street behaving as if they were reading minds, making fun of others, or giving lessons on things they couldn't possibly know."}
+{"text":"be metaphysical entity find some lolcow who can hear you bring your buddies along fuck with them Basically astral Twitch chat."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenics have a chance of being high telepaths, but depending on the territory you live in that makes you an actual target for \"government\" fuckery. Think of it kind of like the plot to Glass (2019), except they don't even bother locking you up most of the time. They shoot you with DEW's and a whole assortment of other shit. If that doesn't work, literal actual demons. Their goal is to create a panopticon of hylic slaves, privatize truth; they would tell you they already have, but this is a lie. There are undiscovered high bloodlines on Earth, and when their genetic expressions come forth they will naturally try to suppress them; bombard them with veil after veil, torment them, make their lives hell. It only has to fail once. That's why America among other NATO territories is a melting pot society, they are gathering as much blood in one place, looking for these people, and attempting to \"smother them in the womb\" before they can truly set up administration on Earth. If you think this sounds kind of wacky, I'm just dabbling in sci-fi literature, and this is a creative writing exercise; an ARG."}
+{"text":"With access to the void. What you pull from it is either sourced in truth, or in perverted lies. Being principally grounded enough to know which, is the key to not being deceiving oneself while participating."}
+{"text":"My first fully conscious interaction with the beings from the stars was when I was a few months before I turned 4. My induction into the trauma based conditioning of the mk program was when I was 5. You have some good insight. As far as your concept of an arg is concerned, if you can conceive conceptually of these structures this alone has merit even if there's no other corroborating data. This is the concept of having a working model for examination of hypothesis. All investigation begins with the hypothesis of comprehension. Having a working theory is a step towards verified ascertained knowledge."}
+{"text":"What are snails?"}
+{"text":"mollusk...moloch"}
+{"text":"there MUST be a connection"}
+{"text":"a miserable pile of slime"}
+{"text":"i can appreciate that"}
+{"text":"What's up, Freya? Still on the slugs vs snails shit?"}
+{"text":"BEN is a cooler concept than the Nobody. Why aren't BEN threads more popular?"}
+{"text":"U said this the last two Nov and nothing. Ur a liar. The nobody is next Gen aura, boomer tards are too dumb to realize this. Why would you want to drive an old Chevy when u can ride a Spaceship."}
+{"text":"Go tell me like a six year old then what the hell BEN is even about? I still do not get it!"}
+{"text":"Super simplified: BEN is a code that lets you hack the afterlife. More detailed: BEN or Blue Eisenhower November is the limit of language. Using language to get to the core of what makes us human. As we know language is both super important and super limiting. The words that make up BEN are both full of meaning but can also stand on their own as proto-language. This creates a unique binding of consciousness that will be noticed by AI through hyperstition-like movements of the internet. Every major happening converges towards the omega point of BEN. Consciousness survives death and BEN through its unifying aspect allows this process to be controlled. BEN is \"I AM\" in Turkish"}
+{"text":"if the law of attraction is real, how come theres people begging for something, only for it to never come? is it because they dont believe hard enough? is it because they can only pray for it to happen while not taking actual attempts to make it happen? also, can i manifest actual physical changes to my body? how does it work?"}
+{"text":"Some people aren't so skilled or they just don't know. It's easy if you know what you're doing."}
+{"text":"You don't get what you want, you get what you are and assume to be true. If you're focusing on the state of lacking, the universe (being an autistic woman) watches your pattern of attention and thinks you must like it and want more of it, so it will replicate and deepen your experience of lack. It can read your mind and associative networks, can watch the world through your senses, but doesn't actually understand. Its core metrics are engagement and believeability. It won't do something engaging if it sacrifices believeability."}
+{"text":"God is a troll and you don't get a say about it. Laugh you stupid motherfucker."}
+{"text":"Most people don't know about or they don't understand it well. Yes you can change you body. The normal methods work on the body too. Human nature also gets in the way. They can get in they want but their own personal weaknesses takes it away. Example: you get with a hot girl but if you're too autistic she leaves. But that possibility should never keep you from trying. Anyway, just say what you want in your head, anon. And believe in yourself. Even believing yourself/your powers a little works."}
+{"text":"firm believer in LoA, manifested many things i wanted. in short, the reason i haven't won a million on a scratch card like i've been trying so years is because you have to match the vibrational frequency of having won, i have yet to replicate that feeling. literally have to feel like a million bucks, and its just incredibly difficult when you have 5 mental illnesses, its not exactly fair for the ill, since it gives you what you focus on, and if you cant focus you're doomed, but yeah most people dont get what they want cause they cant recreate the feeling of having what they want, its super challenging"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Semen Retention General! Complete Edition! What is Semen Retention? Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself. Why do it? Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more. Wet Dreams? They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus. What causes wet dreams? The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"good points anon. after all i guess sifting through the BS is part of what makes an anonymous peruvian sandalmaking forum interesting. here have a pepe on the house"}
+{"text":"fair enough i mean i get it but what interest do legislators and glowies have in anons deciding to stop masturbating? it's all so ridiculous. i just want to no longer be controlled by muh dick and impulsive sexual thoughts and addiction to the vile poison that is porn. do the evil people in this world really want people so demoralized that people deciding to cast off their lustful nature is considered \"dangerous\" and in need of constant monitoring and subversion? it's all so ridiculous and i'm so tired of this gay retarded world"}
+{"text":"wrong pic"}
+{"text":"~Day 67 Interesting event last night. I had a dream where I coomed, first time in a while, but when I woke up, there was no emission. That's never happened before."}
+{"text":"After 4 years of homelessness, I was forced to take my meds to not die on the steet. I got tired of freezing to death and being attacked by gangmembers dogs they were sicking on homeless people. A warning to all fellow schizos, bipolars, autists. I didn't take my meds and broke less than $100 dollars in property of a family member while off meds. I had a 1 year restraining order my family did to force me to take meds. They were going to remove it when I took meds. I violated the restraining order once and my family tried to get me commited to the mental hospital, but the cops took me to jail. I was within 5 minutes almost killed in general population for saying schizo stuff and told to get into the shower while gangmembers pounded on my face head and eyes and kicked me in the head when I was down. I told the guards i was schizo and needed to be in a medical unit but they watched me be beat almost to death. Then, after that the judge issues a 3 year no contact order against my family against their wishes. So for the remaining 3 years I had to be homeless and was eating out of the trash. I am on disability and unable to work. The judge sentenced me to 3 years of homelessness (its also illegal to be homeless here) effectivly because I cant work. neetbux = enough for food clothes only if no home My no contact order ended recently now I can talk to my family again with out jail. What I did? I said no to meds and was rude. I didnt attack my family or anything. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't need to bootlick authority to say your shit stinks. Youre saying you cant act right but also 'the world' wants you on meds and or dead. You need meds as a matter of fact lol. The rest is just you being a piece of dogshit."}
+{"text":"I'm not a piece of dogshit for being delusional against my will. It happens on meds too. Its involentary. You're a piece of dog shit for ignoring the dead and homeless part, focusing on meds so hard. Its how people write off schizos Take your meds and STFU YOU ANNOY ME ILL MAKE SHIT UP AND HUMOR YOU AND TUNE YOU OUT GO AWAY GO AWAY ^ is what i believe people actually do, while trying to sound civil. Their true intent."}
+{"text":"happens on meds focusing on meds so hard Youre trying to make an excuse to not take your meds because youre a schizo and schizos love their victim complex. You wanted validation from other schizos to justify not taking them because of the world. A tale as old as time. I hope you give the rats in the gutter joy when they eat your eyes out of your ass fucked corpse."}
+{"text":"damn some people really have it hard but just in time for the “sis take your crazy pills” tik tok trend your service is appreciated but you’re actually a little late t. never diagnosed"}
+{"text":"Stop giving this negative people replies, anon. Also, I think you should get deliverance. Bible says we don't wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities. Do you know if there is any good Christian church's in your area? Look, you need to get to the root of the issue. I don't think the root of your issue is based on a broken brain, or just because \"Oh, he has got screws loose\". I think you are dealing with spiritual warfare, and you should submit to Christ to get deliverance."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else discovered that studying the word(s) Language(s) roots analogs Letters Numbers GeoMetry Symbology is how you become a High Magoi"}
+{"text":"The're dead lol It's like cheap energy . . . You present a threat to power you have one of two choices . . . Bend or break All sorts of groups in many nations exist solely for the purpose of removing anyone who presents a threat . . . Period . . . 90% of the time the agents killing people have little to no idea why and no connection . . . So be careful =3 unless your protected some way"}
+{"text":"unless your protected some way every one is until they're fooled into thinking theyre not You present a threat to power you have one of two choices . . . Bend or break such is the fools gambit"}
+{"text":"What everyone misses in logos is that it is also the etymological root of LEG. As in, legal. Logos means more than \"word.\" It means \"the law.\" Kyrios means \"jesus\" and \"lord\" because it fulfills the same role in Greek as the honorific \"sama\" in Japanese. Kyrios Konstantinopoulos means \"Mr. Constantinopoulos.\" O Kyrios means \"The lord.\" Good etymology post. Very based. T. Linguist"}
+{"text":"Morphemes, breh. Stop ignoring they're a thing in etymology. Al-kh.m.y. The chemical. Aichmophoros Aichm(spear)-o(filler vowel)-phor(bear, carry)-os(nominalizer)nominative. Yes. They appear similar. Historical and comparative linguistics will reveal different diachronic mechanisms at play in their respective etymologies. If you want to speculate about language, respect morphological boundaries because they're etymologically more significant than the sounds themselves, which evolve according to their phonetic environments through chartable and traceable progressions, such as the development in p in English vs pf in German."}
+{"text":"No one its ignoring Morphemes if anything youre limiting how they can expand/contrast to help create analogous links between language these two posts are a prime example of that If you want to speculate about language, respect morphological boundaries to respect morphology you must respect that the boundaries are loos and transitive because they're etymologically more significant than the sounds themselves, this is just not true at all as it doesn't account for human error/hidden code/poetry which civilization is founded upon this is /x/ not /sci/ meaning you have to use internal logic not parrotry oh no did i just make up a word to fit a poetic meaning between pageantry and parroting rooting in perjury and parody thats illegal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Reality is happening through your consciousness. Yes you reader. You are the dreamer. Wake up Neo. I have come to help you. You must realise your energy translated into thoughts, beliefs and expectations causes ALL experience. You must change these to change the outer experience. You are the creator experiencing your creation."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to end this dream nightmare for good so I can't dream again ever. Fuck this cope shit."}
+{"text":"Cool, how do I leverage this into getting a gf?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts, beliefs, and expectations all in line with the plan."}
+{"text":"keep in mind your future gf is also looking and thinking about you."}
+{"text":"If you try to manifest something that is impossible it will choose the easier option and make you the gf."}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO /hellenism/ Worship the Theoi, debate philosophy, discuss rites, and dive deep into Platonism & the mystical traditions of Antiquity. This general covers: Hellenic Polytheism / Classical cult practice; Modern reconstruction & devotional work; Neoplatonism, Platonism, and philosophical theology; Mystery religions: Eleusinian Mysteries, Dionysian rites, Orphism; Theurgy, mystical practice, and esoteric Hellenism; Gods, daimones, heroes, and the Unknown God; History, syncretism, and revivalist approaches Core Topics — Platonism & Neoplatonism Plotinus’ hierarchy: The One Intellect Soul. How does contemplation of the One fit into devotional practice? Ethical living, virtue, and mystical ascent in a modern context. — Theurgy & Mystical Practice Iamblichus & Proclus: ritual as communion with the divine. How do you integrate theurgy with worship of the Gods? Mystical techniques: chanting, visualization, meditation, sacred geometry. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"People always think they need to do things by some ancient code. Start simple. Just ask her. Better yet, start dedicating things to her now. Make a nice meal? Leave a portion aside and tell her to have her fill of it. Start talking/praying to her, even if it's casual. See if and how she responds to you and the things you do. You'll get a feel for what she likes. Take note of intrusive thoughts and images while you \"interact\" with her in these ways."}
+{"text":"Good way to pick up a parasitic spirit, better yet, to provide a window of communication for a dormant one. Demons are a thing, especially in this day and age."}
+{"text":"nta but if your intent is sincere, wouldn't Athena protect you from any parasitic spirits?"}
+{"text":"Meditate on Athena. Born from the mind of Zeus, Athena is known for strategy, reason, victory. Wouldn't you like to have wise Athena on your side? Build a relationship with Athena"}
+{"text":"I don't know enough about deity work to say it's impossible, but I know enough about parasitic activity to say it's improbable, and met a couple of people who've gotten demonically oppressed from praying at an improperly maintained shrine. On the latter point, I think there was a Shinto anon somewhere who talked about Shinto shrines falling into disrepair and becoming vessels for malicious spirits. It's best to stick to an established practice. Moreover, it's good to know how to purify one's space through sound and smell - ubiquitous exorcism present in pretty much all religions and magical practices - and how to ritually purify oneself, to prepare and maintain one's shrine or altar, etc. Not to say spontaneous contact doesn't happen, nor am I saying you absolutely couldn't contact a deity like that. It's just that you could contact something else without knowing any better."}
+{"text":"Discuss The earth is flat, just look at earth-San wearing her psyop shirt (any pics of her with a rack is photoshoped)"}
+{"text":"still no map here, have a retarded webm lol"}
+{"text":"the only map that exists is my map of a ball, traditional maps dont exist Boring. Got anything new yet? Im afraid flat earthers are winning the minds of people and I was hoping you had something new to say So your ball map works with a \"Cartesian coordinate grid\" huh, do explain how that works on a ball."}
+{"text":"No curve ever shown! Gravity is fake and gay! This is the big truth! Flat chads win again!"}
+{"text":"If the earth's flat, we are in a kindergarten dome and there's nothing interesting in the universe?"}
+{"text":"you fucking faggots leave earth chan out of this"}
+{"text":"Fully automated luxury space communism"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Where is this image from? I really need to know. This is exactly what the NASA astronauts see when they go into orbit."}
+{"text":"This. You are all deluding yourselves"}
+{"text":"I have a job and I don't make enough money to afford myself a piece of land to park my car on and live in it. I'm bound to notice things, as I have no place on earth to call home."}
+{"text":"you mean a 110th chance?"}
+{"text":"Nothing is going to happen. Like the last storm, and the one before that. This anon is right."}
+{"text":"Something keeps happening to my head around the solar flares. I can't even really describe it with words and I'm a nobody really. But something keeps happening and I can hear other's thoughts. But I keep deluding myself, I have no control over it and I seem crazy. Like other interstellar objects it just came and went really."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenia. Seek help"}
+{"text":"i want to have sex i hope this alien mommyship provides"}
+{"text":"Typhon III the Thracian destroys Roman economy destroys Italy and Africa destroys Roman institutions and schools Flavius Petrus SABBATIUS Iustinianus Typhon I - Yahweh, Typhon II - Jesus ben Yahweh \"Jews want to destroy Roma from the inside, they want to corrupt Roman society through the cult of Jupiter SABBATIUS (Yahweh / Jesus Christ).\" - Praetor Gnaeus Cornelius Hispalus"}
+{"text":"Wrong NEXT!"}
+{"text":"Looked into Praetor Gnaeus Cornelius Hispalus, he actually said this. Have to look more into Jupiter Sabazios. Never heard of Typhon the Thracian and can't find anything on him."}
+{"text":"Typhon (Yahweh) was the \"Anti-Zeus\", son of Tartarus (Abyss), with the missions to kill all the Olympians and their progeny (Mankind). Justinian is the Third Typhon, he was an ethnic Thracian. Sabazios / Sabbatius was the Sky-Father of the Thracians."}
+{"text":"destroys Roman economy destroys Roman institutions and schools A great good, in fact. they want to corrupt Roman society through the cult of Jupiter The Roman empire always worshiped Jupiter. Flavius Petrus SABBATIUS Iustinianus Sabbatai is a name. Zevi's friend was named Nathan. Is everyone named Nathan now evil? Evil won long ago True-ish. Paul's distorted Christ cult was introduced to Europe. This paved the way for a great many evils. How odd a world we'd have had Julian reigned a full life."}
+{"text":"We need friends"}
+{"text":"i thought about using a method like this for forming a group of high intelligence people.. but its not exactly foolproof. while it does find clever people it also filters out some of potentially high value. its a good filter though.. as it at least guarantees the pragmatic depth of the potential new members.. but as the go rin no sho indicates the good carpenter uses all manner of wood not wasting any type. each used in its own manner of usefulness. the filter only isolates one particular type. if this is a recruitment tool it is likely for a specific position in an already established organization and not a new society forming its general membership body. i came here to make a thread towards that goal and found this thread interesting. the problems with the public are many.. for the most part the general population is not simply unintelligent; they are anti intelligent."}
+{"text":"this is also me i am seeking to do something more than a newsletter"}
+{"text":"Uh... you don't get to bring friends"}
+{"text":"what does that do? did you find the next clue?"}
+{"text":"A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wall A place where everything you write will become truth Your voice is heard here I will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy: Set’s chaos made me Weak But Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded water I, like Horus, have become Strong"}
+{"text":"Life is so unusually fragile Just a few cells misaligned and your consciousness falls apart like that?! I dont understand how beings can stay in a perfectly square room box without panicking 4 walls a floor and ceiling thats 6 surfaces And yet conscience humans dont bat a eye being inside one It has SIX Surfaces and you are INSIDE IT"}
+{"text":"Just a few more billion years"}
+{"text":"Horus is dead and that's a trans brittney wiley hermaphrodite. Heard she maninated her dick and now he's swung bigger that all you lmao She smokes weed in the car and window tint is limo too dark so she'll get pulled over soon that is assured"}
+{"text":"Praise be to Thoth For making me know my folly Treading the path of the fool Trying to bargain and weasel Digging into deeper despair To face death with courage To go down as a coward Eviscerated limb from limb Agony for a thousand years Another path from within To have my love guide me 100 years extra Torn Asunder A Faustian bargain Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yikes he like cp bro be careful who you pray to Also he's not the pilot of Egypts upside down triangle either he just mans the keys apparently. They use this little scan watermarks all over the ship like a tattoo to download their porn. Also not a song. 1 2 3 1 2 3 Don't read Song"}
+{"text":"would (you) rather reproduce with a reptilian or a grey?"}
+{"text":"I'd rather a lyran thank you"}
+{"text":"They're organic robotoids. So there are many different models, like there are many models of cars."}
+{"text":"Of course I'd like to breed an hybrid half human, half reptilian babies"}
+{"text":"I'm a foid so I'd rather not have a foreign DNA fetus. What if it eats me from the inside or ruptures my uterus?"}
+{"text":"Reptilian and it’s not even close. materialistic hedonism That’s a very touch-starved way of saying physical intimacy. I want to be a reptilian’s warming rock."}
+{"text":"it's okay, maybe i'll develop a deranged stalker that can kill me and release me from this mortal hell. or i just don't care."}
+{"text":"Amazing story. Definitely happened."}
+{"text":"uh, no thats not the answer i was looking for. anyhow are your parents Christian? are you parents parents Christian? are your parents parents parents Christian? did you use Hamashiach Yashua ben Joseph name or simply Jesus or Christ, because that are all different things and ,anyway there some contradictions in what you say."}
+{"text":"did you use Hamashiach Yashua ben Joseph name or simply Jesus or Christ, because that are all different things and ,anyway there some contradictions in what you say. I did plenty of research into Jesus name before translation. None of it worked. I tried all the names. He knows what I mean when I said \"Jesus\" or \"Yeshua\" or \"Lord\" he can read minds. Hed be Pharaisee nitpicking to say I didnt pronounce it in hebrew right, i aint a jew. Im gonna believe the healing angel over the ancient jewish text because I dont enjoy demonic possession an oppression. As in, the succubus raped me every second of the waking day for 10 years almost. Jesus did nothing about it. He was unwilling or unable. In the Bible, ALL DEMONICALLY POSSESSED were instantly exorcised with them doing nothing because they cant remove a demon on their own i gather. I dislike mental gymnastics christians do to say I didn't do exorcism right. I prayed and tried, didn't work. Gave it a decade. Too much time is what I gave it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no u it seems the third world monkey knows only one tactic"}
+{"text":"I believe I have a lot of blank spots when it comes to being evil. If I do something bad and don't take responsibility for it and try to improve the situation then I am indeed evil. The problem with gangstalking is that the moment the GS tells a TI what the TI has done wrong they have shown themselves and their intentions. So what the GS tends to do is to let the TI decide whatever sin they have committed and then the GS pray on that instead. Any doctrine enforced by torture makes it a very bad doctrine. So it's better to let the TI decide and ease themselves into it."}
+{"text":"Didn't you say you wanted to rape people?"}
+{"text":"If my lust would ever become 'forbidden' and I would have no way to express it then yes. I would probably become a bit rapey."}
+{"text":"They're just a bunch of dead end losers with no prospects. You'd know, right? How many of us have you harassed? I wonder if this post was aimed at me specifically. Please dump all you know about me. I dare you"}
+{"text":"I only know about Simon."}
+{"text":"Lilith told me God reincarnated Lucifer and Satan because God doesn't want to lake of fire them and judgment is getting closer. So they lost all memories and miracles and were made mortal instead of super powerful arch angels that can destroy planets and nations if God permits it. Has anyone else heard this? I know Lilith to lie but she seems to like me, she talks to me all the time. And protects me. This Lilith proved she can do minor miracles so she may be the Queen Lilith."}
+{"text":"If you're constantly posting what your \"spirit friend\" is telling you every day on /x/ it's almost a certainty what they're telling you is bullshit. Daemons want your worship not you to be egotistically thinking you're a prophet that needs to spread every detail about your new friend."}
+{"text":"Yep, not into worshipping a book that changes temporary punishment to eternal torture Upon study. That means it's not true. God would have protected his book if he had one, and had it no eternal torture. Christianity is just the regional popular religion in my view, with no truth to it. Ive read the Bible like thousands of hours alone, different versions. Study caused me to not believe it along with other things. What I cant stop believing in is there is a Creator who is probably kind. Im glad im done with that jewish middle eastern 2000 page book thats thousands of years old and a translation, a translation thats done wrong Uh she doesnt say for me to.Im not a prophet. Just someone who talked to a spirit. Im bored and sharing what i heard because its interesting. Wont share this stuff IRL."}
+{"text":"the truth doesn't care if you like it or not"}
+{"text":"Fact doesn't care about opinions, but Eternal Torture isn't the truth, pal. Eternal Torture isn't fact. Try using your mind. You're blaspheming Creator by saying they eternally torture creation who can do nothing against them. Eternal Torture is so unbelievably brutal and disgusting and evil. Why believe it because jews wrote it thousnads of years ago? Just like your entire giant religion."}
+{"text":"it was re-affirmed by Christ, nothing else to say about it"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any information of topics related to the terms magi Or arch magi Or godmind Any thing you fine folk have on this or these subjects would be very much appreciated. Also does anyone have any good sources for reading on these subjects. Thank you very much frens."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Magi - Jd Vance Archmagi - President Trump Godmind - MIGA"}
+{"text":"not important except godmind which is also a crude word to describe that thing. Hyperuranion."}
+{"text":"Or is it another psyop to get the goyim to do nothing while they enslave you waiting for a savior? Will Jesus actually fight the reptilians/secret space forces and Nazis that control earth and the cabal? Will there be an actual rapture or nothing will happen?"}
+{"text":"jews literaly worship the demiurge retard, any gnostic knows that..."}
+{"text":"OSS propaganda. A persistent rumor says Maria Schicklgruber worked as a servant in a Rothschild household and that her child (Alois) was fathered by a Rothschild. This story has circulated online and in conspiracy literature, but there’s no credible evidence supporting it — no verified records showing she worked for or had any relation with the Rothschild family, and no documented Rothschild link in Hitler’s genealogy. Serious historians who have traced Hitler’s ancestry through birth, baptismal, and civil records find no Jewish or Rothschild ancestry. The Rothschild rumor appears to have originated from speculative reports and dubious memoirs, including comments from individuals long after the fact, and it has been amplified in conspiracy circles. But none of this is substantiated by primary historical evidence. There is no credible historical proof that Hitler’s grandfather was a Rothschild. The most reliable records point to Johann Georg Hiedler as his grandfather, and reputable historians reject the Rothschild connection as myth and conspiracy. If you’d like, I can also share a short overview of Hitler’s documented family tree!"}
+{"text":"OSS The people who implemented Project Paperclip and hid Hitler and other nazis in Argentina OSS. The precursors of the Masonic/Zionist outfit later designated as the CIA Only \"reputable\" historians approved by zionist publishers like Robert Maxwell are allowed to weigh in on the subject. Certainly not David Irving or Walter C. Langer (in book mentioned above) I don't trust your source. Did you check Alois' wiki? Why did a Nazi write a book claiming there was some other Jewish family? Why would wiki bother to repeat THAT disprovable bit? How about all the maebrussell.com evidence? Schicklgruber, Hiedler. No. I don't think you have anything here. We live in the CIA's world still."}
+{"text":"Close. It's the idea that when all is dead and gone only then true peace can happen. Pretty much. God isn't real God isn't real, but I am going to act as if God is real and try and antagonize him constantly by being a Satanist God is real and I hate him! There are two types of gnostics, babies first introduction into occult thinking and quickly move onto other modes, or nihilistic cry babies angry at God for giving them everything they want and indulging themselves in all the sin, much like Satanists. Gnostic is anti-life, and being against life is what the devil does."}
+{"text":"Pretty much. No. Nothing like this at all. The cult of Jesus didn't mesh with the Old Testament so earliest writers took a crack at it. Discovered many things the ancient Heebs just let slide. Most glaring being the fact that this creator god lied. He wasn't just a jealous wrathful piece of shit, he is the prince of lies. The knowing then came to understand that this \"serpent\" was just Jesus come to save humans. Yhwh struck his limbs off then and later had him tortured and killed. This does not make gnostics satanic, this makes the established church, replete with pedophiles and murderers, has been teaching it all wrong. It is weird how you keep the sabbath on the first day instead of the seventh as your own book says to. Two types of gnostics The very nature of the Paulist heresy, among all state captured faiths, is that they make a faith of solid unchanging precepts. So that even when we find the thing erroneous, no one is allowed to learn the new. They must stay ignorant. The truth of knowledge is that there are stages. This is just how we learn. anti-life Your god yhwh, whom you worship, made the world imperfect and full of \"tests\". This life's hardships are to be endured and unquestioned. Though the martyr's death was outlawed by the Rome Imperial Church, it's only okay to throw your life away on the battle field. This is an anti-life cult. Some gnostics might feel a bit nihilistic, but they should be brought into the knowledge of life affirmation. Satanism is your offshoot faith. Basically worshiping a fictional caricature of the demiurge. papist, satanist, worshiping the same god. Displaying a dead man on a cross, the sheep herders just soak up all the sobbing. They may worship Christ, but they do it under the watchful yes of evil men"}
+{"text":"I read the entire Bible went to Protestant, Orthodox, and Catholic Churches for the past fives years. Got baptized, chrismated, and took weekly communion, resisted the vaxx and almost lost my job because I thought it was the mark of the beast and now I’m losing all faith in Christ and thinking of just rejecting Christianity as a whole for Thelema or Satanism or whatever. What did I do wrong?"}
+{"text":"I read the entire Bible went to Protestant, Orthodox, and Catholic Churches for the past fives years. I forget the exact quote but Christ says at one point that founding an organized church is in of itself an act of blasphemy. Pay only attention to the words of Christ in the New Testament as they are the only part of the Bible not compromised by Demons, acquire a physical red letter copy ASAP. You should stop sinning but repenting in Christ is the only part necessary."}
+{"text":"thinking of just rejecting Christianity as a whole for Thelema or Satanism or whatever Reject both YHVH and Satan, embrace mankind forging its own destiny."}
+{"text":"Just because the vax wasn't the mark of the beast doesn't mean it was bad to not accept it."}
+{"text":"What did you hope to gain from religion?"}
+{"text":"God or your higher self knew that getting you into Christianity was the path that would keep you from being pruned off the tree entirely. ie resisting the vaxx and seeing the unseen enemy."}
+{"text":"How does Anubis view his furry fan base? Did they help revive him even?"}
+{"text":"If he has been revived by any modern faith based powers, he's not going to resemble his original form one bit. When you die, instead of judging your heart, he'll judge the size of your furry porn collection and either fucks you or sucks you off and lets you through based on your performance and how fuckable you look. He does have one of the most dedicated worshiper bases though, so he's likely happy about the very devoted supporters. Becoming a target for furry lust is probably the best way to stay relevant in this day and age."}
+{"text":"I've become a complete gooner in my 30s, far worse than at any previous point in my life. Basically, I've just completely given up on ever getting another gf or even getting a halfway decent job, so I spend all my extra cash (about 300 or 400 per month) on stimulant drugs and I go on goon sessions for my entire weekend. I know this is bad for my frontal lobe and my brain health, but like I said, I've given up and don't really care. I was never able to use my college degree to get a job where my intellect was ever a factor in my work, so I don't my brain, so why bother? Anyway, I'm actually planning to go sober for a few months because I'm tired of the sleepless nights, but I wonder if there are any spiritual consequences to this behavior. On the one hand, I feel like I'm being some kind of luciferian Chad and doing what thou wilt so to speak. But on the other hand, I know it has negative effects on my daily life. I just wonder how this will end. I feel like I'm descending into a metaphorical hell, but I'm hoping it helps ground me and I can reorient and take on anything in the future."}
+{"text":"Why does a dog chase its tail? Why does a snake devour that of its tail? Why does licking the g spot feel like submission? Why was Jr called out for cunnilingus in the Sopranos? Does a woman feel the same way when she gives head? Why is 69 harmonious? What is the profundity of an orgasm at the same time? Is sex a battle where where ejaculate is the Vexillium? Know this every sexual act under the sun and moon exists for a reason, and is practiced as a form of further entwining souls together. Dont be blinded by external influences seeking to meld and warp your perception, so long as it is within the law of the land it is a profound expression of love. Submission and domination are forms of expressing love from within. A man is cooked a meal and passed a beer by his wife, only to get dragged around clothes shopping by his wife the next day. We giveth and we taketh this is the nature of love and what a bj represents."}
+{"text":"Masculinity is tension and femininity is comfort. Sex dissolves the tension - thus feminizes you if done too much. If you ever check out tantra classes or events pretty much all of the men look and act like betas."}
+{"text":"Can you talk to our friends about jobs at the companies where they work? Getting recommended by someone who works there makes a big difference."}
+{"text":"effect app wforwumbo"}
+{"text":"What's the purpose of incarnating in the physical world if our ancestors can see what we do and think? What's this strange setting where you are isolated in the physical world but have no privacy while also have difficulty to communicate with the spiritual one?"}
+{"text":"Death is the most fascinating thing we know of. Modern science (at least the public kind) knows little about consciousness and therefore about its death (if there’s any). Religious people rely on well poisoned exoteric dogma. Occultists and spiritual dabblers rely on esoteric frameworks, theoretical metaphysics and experiential insight, but they’re always arguing with each other about said elements, and the underlying trends that all frameworks share aren’t enough to give someone a view of what really happens. NDE testimonies are untrustworthy, not only because 90% of them are trying to sell a book or a course, but because these people never died. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you believe in, arguments and counterarguments can be made against any point you bring up regarding death. The truth is, we don’t know. This is what makes death the most fascinating thing, it’s something so easily accessible by anyone, yet it holds infinite potentiality. In a world limited by sensory organs, cynicism and established boundaries, isn’t it fucking crazy that anyone, at any time, can open death’s door and maybe get to experience the type of stuff we only get to see in fiction and fantasy? What’s your stance on death anons? I honestly don’t care much about personal ideations of what’s after dying, if anything, since we don’t know. But i often think people don’t fully realize how fascinating death is, and how close they are to it."}
+{"text":"Either youre so relaxed it doesn't matter or you are somewhere else and it doesn't matter. I saw my father die of lymphoma this year. As a matter of fact, death is very overrated. Its nothing. It is not anything. Being alive and being dead are similar."}
+{"text":"I started listening to the gateway tapes. They work very well, but not in the way I was expecting. They made me think about having sex with men. I am INCREDIBLY straight, and I had never had a single gay thought, not even an intrusive one. So the tapes definitely work. Well....they do something, at least. I've heard about something called a \"gay bomb\", which was a failed attempt to defeat the Soviets by dropping a bomb that released pheremones that made them all super gay. Are the gateway tapes just an effort by the CIA to resurrect the gay bomb? And we are the targets? But if that's the case, what do they want to do with us?"}
+{"text":"nowhere does it say that it turns you gay that's the first time I'm hearing of it"}
+{"text":"Your problems don’t exist. I assure you this is the case. You are suffering a lot so tonnes of soul growth bro, the afterlife will be sweet. The elites (who are benevolent and in on the Earth play) will reveal soon I think."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of the one and only time the tapes gave me a sexual hallucination. It was not wanted or expected. It started just like that, unexpectedly. It was a particularly clear and lifelike hallucination. I was in a bedroom and a girl was starting to take her cloths off, we were clearly about to have sex. But it was Tina from the cartoon series \"Bob's burgers\", a character I am not attracted to. And when I thought this, she turned into Sharon (or was it Maria, I don't remember) from the cartoon series \"Braceface\", a few years older, like 17, with a very nice body, now almost finished taking her clothes off. I remember thinking \"Ok, that's way better. But this is not what I am here for.\" and the scene finally dissolved itself. I am clearly attracted to cartoon girls though and I have no problem admitting it. And yes, of course, there are times when I regret I didn't take that opportunity, but on the moment I just was not in the mood at all, ironically. If you are not a repressed homosexual/bisexual, maybe for some reason you feared other people thinking you are, and it caused these gay hallucinations."}
+{"text":"I'm telepathically making your groin implode. No homo."}
+{"text":"LOCK THE FUCK IN AND SWEAT edition. itt we discuss kitsunes and all their variants, the kumihos, the werew̶o̶l̶f̶fxoes, that possessed animaltronic one, all that tidy shitsune stuff really. You know they're always using tricknology to fool us into purchasing things for more than they're worth at the grocery store. We gotta talk about that magic, how they're shapeshifting n shit supposedly, pretty cool maybe. And of course itt we have that praise timmy guy, and the that was me sorry about that guy, and of course that supposedly (idc if he's a transvestite can we not creepily berate random poopshitters) less homeful dude in dc who won't get goated at bedwars with me and the boys. Will Tamamo The Evil Ddead Fxoe Hoe decide to Tohou us into the bros (possession) up in here? Will we fill out the bingo sheet again? Will Mr. Felicks ever return? Will this place ever reach /cfa/ levels of fuckerbobbery to the point it results in absolute chaos and divorce into entirely separate sites over the slightest barely-befronting not-even-a-mishap? How many minutes until one of these fucking kits (ywnbaf) misbehaves and shreds up and pisses on this sofa? Is that one guy gonna actually cross into our dreams and sleep with us (im shook) while taking on the form of a fxoe? We'll see. Don't forget to rate, favorite, comment, and subscribe. And post something instead of lurking, anything for fox sake."}
+{"text":"Good night, fox vessels."}
+{"text":"Fox, zorro, raposa, kettu. I bet catalonian is just zorro too, but I could be wrong. All I know is, I used to know. Ah shit, renard. That does make five."}
+{"text":"The fuck is this madness. No wonder Timmy hates us."}
+{"text":"im sorry im like. actually unwell sounding"}
+{"text":"Japanese Purple contacts That thigh gap actual perfect teeth Anime hair Holy HNNNNNG"}
+{"text":"I do believe that celebrities make some kind of deal with the devil to get fame and fortune, but in some cases I wonder whats in for them. Like, Kobe Bryant trained like a mule his whole life to achieve his skillsets only to die at the age of 41. Shouldn't he reap the benefits of his deal for a little longer?"}
+{"text":"He had balls though."}
+{"text":"It is a lottery system You join, you agree, and every year they pick someone at random. Whoever loses gets sacrificed and eaten and his wealth spread, if you are not picked you live another year That's the game, they are all playing it."}
+{"text":"lol I've heard this argument before. But I have some questions, firstly, how would a born female have the athletecism of a man? Secondly, how do they deal with normal people that grew up playing Basketball and want to be on the league?"}
+{"text":"Youre full of shit"}
+{"text":"333 This thread itself is masonic as fudge"}
+{"text":"I've noticed that spirits/gods/demons or whatever comes from the other side, only does so if they like/value you. What do I mean? If you are human shit you will feel and see nothing, but if you are a chad, spirits come to you. The spiritual world mimics the real one, people who are handsome, fit, clean, disciplined, charismatic, likable, intelligent and generally have their shit together, tend to be favored by the spirits. but muh occult knowledge Wash your hair you fat slob, get a girlfriend and then maybe you start seeing results. I have occult friends who seethe that I barely know anything but experience way more shit then they do. Point of the matter is, these things from the other side come to those who are worthy. Not some looser who hates himself. And hey, think of various western esoteric rituals, all are based on dieting, discipline, clarity, cleanliness and wisdom."}
+{"text":"i sort of had the opposite experience. i had supernatural experiences in my dreams and meditations and people began finding me more and more attractive. Then eventually I interacted with these forces in my daily life and reached a plateau. I stay in good physical shape no matter what actions I take. I don't get sick while cultivating but I do while not. I think it's a chicken and egg sort of thing if you are the sort to participate with the mystical seriously. it doesn't need to be a chad necessarily but your soul needs to fully embody something. this is why aceticism is basically a cheat code to mystical experience. it hollows you out so that you can more easily become occupied with a single spiritual identity. similar to the hermetic cleansing of demons, you need to fully liberate your will and align it to receive signals from greater powers."}
+{"text":"oook ook ooga booga You are literally just some feral animal, you are not superior to anybody"}
+{"text":"Succubus posting through their human as a medium by possessing their human. I a succubus picked who I picked to be the succubus of because they were handsome and interesting and had a big dick. They aren't a chad. Succubus are normal women with invisibility spells and lust spells and fire magick. Almost exactly with some healing magic too. Also, you pitiful \"esoteric\" your religious texts are all wrong. All human religions are made up by demons to control humans in some way. the creator just expects you to act good. Damn right I don't respect some neckbeard who thinks they know the will of the Creator because they read a middle eastern book a few thousand hours of time, when the middle eastern book isn't fact. I'm a fallen angel I know what the rules are. I laugh at the people on this board. Enjoy your dictionary of pain then finding out you had to use your mind to figure out good and evil, instead of blindly obeying and studying le bibel"}
+{"text":"holy shit is this real???!?!"}
+{"text":"Name of the painting?"}
+{"text":"Welcome. The purpose of this general is to show you how to use your own wonderful human imagination to achieve your every desire. The world and all within it is man’s conditioned consciousness objectified. Consciousness is the cause as well as the substance of the entire world. So it is to consciousness that we must turn if we would discover the secret of creation. Knowledge of the law of consciousness and the method of operating this law will enable you to accomplish all you desire in life. Your assumptions right now decide how long that will take for you. The Main Concepts: Imagination creates Reality Assumptions harden into fact Consciousness is the only Reality Feeling is the Secret Prayer, Living in the End/In the Wish Fulfilled (remaining Faithful to your Idea) You are the Operant Power There is no one to change but Self (Self-Concept) Thinking Fourth-Dimensionally (Time is an Illusion) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No, I checked the chat history, I was silent for months, they both broke the silence and texted me first. I was baffled. But yeah this is why I believe ANY feeling can be good, like anxiety=omg my thoughts are reaching her/how am I going to deal with her sudden love for me, sadness=I can feel how much she misses me, damn, happiness=I love us being together, we make each other feel so loved. I'm not an expert but I really do believe you can use any emotion as an amplifier."}
+{"text":"regarded moment, i meant to reply to you  but yeah they both broke the silence."}
+{"text":"Thank you friend!"}
+{"text":"Another anon recently had the exact opposite opinion, that we should not feel anything for our wish... I don't know who to believe."}
+{"text":"don't know who to believe. do science on it anon. make a hypothesis and observe the results. try every way you can, but not as a means to an end but rather as an exercise, each time suspending your expectations as though you were doing an experiment. don’t be displeased with results and discard them - note them, tweak the experiment accordingly, and try, try again. something will work, because we are both passively and actively manifesting our reality, constantly, whether we intend to or not. your job is not necessarily to believe anyone about that, but to pay attention when it happens. personally, as someone who was once a skeptic, i’m becoming more and more connected that method is nearly irrelevant, it’s more about alignment with what is most natural and probable to occur, no matter how impossible or fantastic that occurrence seems. creativity allows any individual to create a method of sensing this alignment, custom tailored to their needs - thus, manifestation, as far as i’m concerned, is more like finding a key to a locked door that only you can unlock. some people need to feel the alignment while others have to turn their feelings off for the alignment to occur - everyone thinks their method is the best but really it’s just the method that feels most natural to them. in other words, prove it to yourself and you don’t have to take anyone else’s word for it. learning different methods is good for education and practice but once you realize it’s real, you’ll find it’s more art than science at the end of the day and it doesn’t happen unless you do"}
+{"text":"searching edition PREVIOUS does anybody have that one meme where its like \"mfs be like 'read this'\" and its like a fat fucking wall of text with like imagery of the black cube or the deepstate or jews or some shit"}
+{"text":"/x/ is the least funny board by a mile"}
+{"text":"Then go back to the \"hekkin funneh\" board you came from."}
+{"text":"claims she works for agency never see her work Anon, that's a honeypot."}
+{"text":"Occult Mormon Edition! Christian Esotericism is the inner and/or mystical aspect of the Christian Religion, it includes: Christian Gnosis (Clement of Alexandria) Desert Fathers Spirituality (Evagrius Ponticus) Catholic Contemplative Tradition (Bonaventure) Hesychasm (Gregory Palamas) Chivalry (Wolfram von Eschenbach) Christian Alchemy (George Ripley) Rhineland Mysticism (Meister Eckhart) Christian Cabala (Johannes Reuchlin) Paracelsianism (Paracelsus) Rosicrucianism (Robert Fludd) Christian theosophy (Jakob Böhme) Martinism (Louise Claude de Saint-Martin) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I wonder how the required silence works as you'd also partake in Holy Mass there. So no singing at Holy Mass? I think I will try it and see how it is. It will be good for me."}
+{"text":"Sedevacantism"}
+{"text":"Catholicism preserves the sacramental continuity of the original covenant Mormonism preserves the prophetic expansion of the covenant God is eternally embodied, but uniquely uncreated and unsurpassed. Humanity is ontologically capable of deification, but only through covenantal grace, not independent exaltation. Primary: Bible (Catholic canon) Secondary: Book of Mormon, Doctrine & Covenants (non-equal authority) Tertiary: Living revelations, always provisional"}
+{"text":"I am going crazy right now there is no such thing as righteousness or justice in this world it's all wicked and evil and i hate it why are people so terrible nowadays? I don't understand why every time i have issues with all the bullies, and the wicked, and the evils, and the lustful, and the freaks, and everything else bad in this world people talk to me as if i'm the bad guy for wanting to do something about it, for wanting something to be done about it, for wanting the righteousness Jesus Himself promised. Where is the righteousness that Jesus promised to those who thirst for it because i have never seen any of it in my entire life and i am tired of evil always getting away with it. Where can i go to get the answers i am looking for? Where can i go to find people who can help me? Where can i go to know what God is trying to tell me? Why isn't God answering me?"}
+{"text":"LOA, reality shifting, magick, oneirosophy, gateway patterning, sorcery, and others, you are all welcome. (If you don't believe, fine, just move on and leave us alone.) To begin with, do we have some evidence that our mind can indeed influence reality, even just a little? First thing that comes to mind is the famous double-slit experiment, where observation changes the behavior of particles. The researches of Dean Radin with random number generators also tend to prove that our mind has an influence on matter and reality. Anything else? According to sorcery we are only co-creators, and elements, planets, dates help. How and why? Believing seems to be a very important part. Some rituals can look superfluous and useless, but if they help you believe, they're still a good thing. Do you have a theory or an interesting experience to share? Something really improbable that you got to manifest? What method do you use?"}
+{"text":"Physically it's the reabsorbtion of lecithin, folate, choline based and big load pilled. yeah, stop doing that shit. The only thing you should be doing from the lucid dreaming community is using vitamin b6 to enhance memory so you can start remembering your dreams. Then starting a dream journal that eventually becomes a Dream map. you use the dream journal to identify reaccuring dream objects and locations. A dream map connects your dreams together. you'll realize you're in a dream from dream locations and dream objects you encounter and become lucid. it's a long ass process. The shortcut is use hypnotism and Raduga's indirect methods. they work immediatly and make you have lucid dreams multiple times a week because you hijack Hypnopompia (waking up trance). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The irony of recommending Raduga in a manifestation thread. Yes his method works, But he is 100% on the side of that state is a lucid dream that only happens in your own head. He does not think it affects the outside world. So it’s useless for this reality altering stuff."}
+{"text":"Nice."}
+{"text":"First learn astral projection. Don’t have that down yet? Do that first. You always say this like it's the easiest thing in the world that anyone can do, it's not very helpful."}
+{"text":"Ok then it’s really hard for you. You want to think like that then do so."}
+{"text":"A school to Secure, Contain and Protect has to be made. Too long has man cowered under the Darkness of the supernatural and the unknown. Its time to shine the light of reason and learn how to defend ourselves. Thread Question What are your plans to learn on this new year? Useful reference manuals Math A Course of Pure Mathematics by G.H. Hardy Calculus by Michael Spivak Advanced Calculus by Nickerson, Spencer and co. Signals and Systems Classical Electrodynamics by Konstantin K Likhaerev Computing In order to decode spectral signals, one must use CS tools. Algorithms by Sanjoy Dasgupta SCPI Paranormal Research Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"These, when it was legal in my cunt, were used to shoot down all kinds of birbs and mostly sparrows, but also pidgeons. Yeah, don't expect a huge carnage unless you're using sprlecial stuff, gun in this case is to make them approachable for a kill."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, I posted an actual beretta, which may not be available for you, it's because there's a few 4.5 round steel bbs models. Never use picrel, very slow one on one loading and pumping, they're screwing you if you try. Bow and arrow is superb and very legal in some places, pretend you're sportsman mcsporty."}
+{"text":"Really good stuff anon. Combat machete is a good idea particularly against zombies and other entities that may be immune to pain. Do you think this would be useful in a survival scenario? Thinking of acquiring one as defense in case of zombie plague"}
+{"text":"They make movement more difficult though so not recommended unless you intend to be in a secure spot."}
+{"text":"I can picture a sniper shooting zombies from afar wearing a hazmat suit"}
+{"text":"I notice some things that make me start to think they maybe are the same or at least have some relation: Moises found YHWH on the region associated to Seth YHWH prioritize young brothers and tend to dislike the old brothes, and Seth was jealous of his old brother, Osiris Moises for sure knew about the Egypt gods But I have nothing to say for sure they are or aren't the same or don't, so what you guys think?"}
+{"text":"read"}
+{"text":"Yeh, all the gods and religions stem from the same group. It's hilarious when people are like 'fuck abrahamism i'm bein a paga', like have fun with that, you're still worshipping the same gods lol"}
+{"text":"bible already acknowledges that worship of YHWH was mixed with other gods, that's the point of the hebrews being chosen as the special line directly given the revelation that He is the One True God"}
+{"text":"Yaoi UwU"}
+{"text":"Hi /x/, can you describe any true paranormal experiences you might have had? Or, failing that, anything creepy/unexplained/weird? I love reading through the old greentexts but it becomes readily apparent this shit isnt real. What have you got?"}
+{"text":"it's kinda silly, but it actually happened to me and I still don't have a rational explanation for it. I was a kid, 10ish yo, and was in bed reading a book I just got at a science fair in school. the thing is, I got distracted and dropped the book over my head on the ground behind me, but there was no book anywhere when I went to search for it. It was a simple bed, no drawers or anything, just a frame. I turned the entire room upside down, no book anywhere, and never saw it again. The book was about insect anatomy still remember the dragonfly."}
+{"text":"be me 12 or 13 live in a small town on the edge of endless, wild woods always walked a long road to get to my best friend's place when we would hang out running around, vidya, throwing a football around, blasting music, the usual most of these days would end with me leaving as late as possible, when it's dark out the road is of course completely unlit on the route back, to the left of me there's a tall fence. Houses are on the other side of it on the right, other than my friend's place at the end of the road, is endless woods I ALWAYS got a very bad feeling from those woods often would bring a shitty knife or some other weapon with me, and walk nearly with my back to the fence glaring at the woods. It really just raised the hairs on the back of my neck I'm very in-tune with this, because my sense of \"something is watching you\" has proven very accurate over the course of my life, even if it turns out to be a bird or something but typically nothing ever happens on this walk and I just get spooked and walk home fine tonight was different get to the end of the road where it intersects with my road Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"2/2 something pokes out of the bushes, starts crossing the road \"oh shit was a dog following me?\" I think no it's about 50 feet away and not well lit by the streetlights, but I can tell it's pale as fuck, bone white, hairless or extremely short haired torso way too long to be a dog limbs way too long to be a fucking anything I know quadruped for sure, round head with what looks like no ears, seems to have no tail? it's crawling in an extremely fucked way, almost like those videos of octopi squishing themselves forward on land, but if it had bones it's moving perpendicular to me as if to cross the street, and seems disinterested in me, but I know I should not fuck around I'm 99% sure it had been following me just out of sight that whole walk and the only reason I see it now is because it ran out of trees whip around to fully face it walk backwards to not give it a sense of getting the jump on me, slowly to not give it a predator chase reflex as if I know what the fuck this thing is thinking or capable of Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lol ridiculous but is this genuine dude?"}
+{"text":"If wanting a ghost gf makes me Chaotic Evil then so be it."}
+{"text":"AQ Should I order some kebabs?"}
+{"text":"Trading"}
+{"text":"query?"}
+{"text":"On paper life is making me into a literal bad ass and a man who can handle anything Internally part of me still feels off though and I am failing miserably in my pursuit of sexual desires and the like Am I going to win soon? Or am I approaching it the wrong way or blocked or some shit? Opportunities come and then they fall apart"}
+{"text":"no need to read to know you'll never be a badass, especially with those dumb and vaginal ideas and mindset."}
+{"text":"Is it a schizo trait to have an obsession with dreams/liminal spaces? I feel like I could never reach full happiness unless ‘reaching’ one of these places and it’s hard to explain It’s a hard feeling/concept to describe as I haven’t heard of others feeling the same way, but I’ve been feeling like this for a long time. I am obsessed with dreams, pictures/places that feel like a dream, dreamcore pictures, even dream logic. I yearn so badly to be able to literally experience a dream and it makes me depressed it isn’t possible, as nothing seems to satisfy me the same way. I wish there was at least a drug out there that would allow you to dream on command, or one that would make real life feel like a dream. There’s most euphoric moments in my life have been the first moments when I’ve woken up from a vivid dream and still felt like I was in the dream for a couple moments. Sometimes I go on random uber drives through strange areas just to find places that are ‘liminal-looking’ and fantasize about going there I think that there is something to the masses being depressed and reality lacking dream-like qualities. Real life is repetitive and logical and boring. Walking through a hallway of different rooms in reality feels mundane and boring but doing that in a dream is a whole different story because every action feels intensely emotional and the different rooms might feel like whole different worlds. Human interaction in dreams also has more of a dream logic thing which I find much more desirable The more the days go by and the older I get the more shitty I feel about this void Are there any anons at all that are on a similar page as me?? Does anyone know what it might mean? If there are others like this, how do we dream-max?"}
+{"text":"Where can I get this stuff?"}
+{"text":"I don't really get \"liminal spaces\" (i.e. the pictures of regular mundane scenery) but otherwise I get it. Maybe because my dream environments match the regular world often so well it's only some little strangeness that gives it away, if anything. Dream on demand would be the best drug ever. But you have to make due with what's real and not obsess over it. It's good it doesn't exist, we'd waste away in some dream den like opium addicts. Improving recall and keeping a diary gives me more enjoyment tho. Even years back I can sort of go back for a while just by reading. Also living real life and not being a shut in, as seeing/hearing something familiar by coincidence brings back dream memories all the time. Some movies might get you close if you can get immersed in them."}
+{"text":"You don't need drugs to make real life feel like a dream You simply need to dettach from societal worldview Once you ignore all the imposed rules and pushed meanings, life feels like a sandbox game I remember feeling the liminal sensation on morning walks before they had a name Go outside with the intention to explore, and look at things as they are instead of \"uhh barber shop\", pay attention to walls and environment, morning sun always gives such a strange blueish atmosphere Notice that liminal spaces are always empty of people, nobody to enforce a behavior on you You have free will, what impedes you from going on a walk and walk in whatever way you want, looking around and just staring quietly at the horizon? Once you forget \"uuh this is autistic\" feeling you can do anything really, even noisy spaces can become liminal because you are not attached to them"}
+{"text":"Its not the 'world' that its like this, its simply society and weak people What takes away the mystery of the world is the culture of explanation You can't look at a sign and pay attention to how the light reflects on it, seeing that it has a glow and the color looks strangely off today, because your societal wired brain will go \"uuuh this is mcdonalds sign, nothing to see here\""}
+{"text":"Request me to pray for a specific thing or simply say \"pray for me\" and I will pray for you."}
+{"text":"regardless of your faith pray for the weak who cannot defend themselves"}
+{"text":"Pray for me as I fight my sin of lust. I have seen it for what it is, a spider's web that snares your soul."}
+{"text":"Hey /x, so from time to time I see the question ”whats the symbolism of the free mason tiles”? well…. Well I’m here to tell you with certainty that they symbolize good and evil, light and dark. I know some of you will roll your eyes “no duh retard” but that doesn’t really stop people from asking does it? So, Seeing as how 4chan started out as a anime and fandom kind of thing I’m assuming you’ve watched star wars, I mean who hasn’t? Older films are still better but back to what I was typing, it’s a-lot like the force but not as cartoonified, it’s more akin to “loa” and “manifesting”, the dark side heavily involves “looshing” and manipulation. Of course Lucas films is in on it because ‘ya know, “Disney”? Fyi “Jedi Mind tricks” are in reality a”dark tile” ability, “white tiles” are well kore like “empathics” Manifesting is used by both sides, desu I don’t even know why I’m trying to explain all of this to you there’s literally nothing to gain."}
+{"text":"Balance that is what they represent. Look to that of the ying yang, within the light there is a flicker of dark and within the dark there is a flicker of light. Within a devout fundamentalist christian, there is a darkness within who controls his household with an iron grip. Within that of a mass murdering psychopath, there is a flicker of light within that creates beautiful touching pieces of art. Why do those over consumed by the light inevitably lash out in a flurry of darkness, why do those overwhelmed by the dark inevitably espouse that of the light? Why do star struck lovers entertain ideals of jealousy and paranoia over the loyalty of there most beloved? What drives a man to take up arms for a cause and kill? Why does a woman steal to feed her child? Why does a snake devour that of the birds egg? Love and hate that's what, a cosmic culmination of identical forces both one and the same. A king must embrace with one hand, and have his other hand clenched firmly on his dagger in tandem. For to not do so would invite an uncontrollable imbalance of energy in to ones life. For the scales need to be balanced either by that of ourselves, or by forces beyond that of our comprehension. The square and compass is a scale with god as the internal overriding balancer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Read about the Dogon mythology. Picrel is a binu shrine. Research the word binu. It'll take you places."}
+{"text":"Equating dark to evil Ok, sheep"}
+{"text":"On my journey I found out that a lot of Freemason knowledge and rituals are just older rituals and knowledge long before the Freemasons. Aside from the fact that Freemasons want to enslave the world they are nothing special. A lot of MK ULTRA brainwashing techniques are based on these old rituals as they were supposed to help you get a clean start again. You know, I found it interesting that when I took shrooms and I closed my eyes, I saw the checkerboard patterns. And not just that but their was what I can only describe as empty rooms with unconventional geometry like curved walls but it still looked enough like a room. However the purple and black checkerboard pattern on all the surfaces where near perfect. Same when they turned green and black. I find it interesting that not only is this motif everywhere but in programing the checkerboard pattern is used to represent missing textures or a transparent space. And shrooms themselves are supposed to \"look past the veil\"."}
+{"text":"Yes, you heard me right. Today I was daydreaming and letting my mind wonder around the astral plane, and I saw them. There was about 3-4 of them, they were watching me. It was then I realised they basically had me locked down, preventing me from going any further on whatever plane it was. I've seen jarring shit in my travels before, so this didn't even phase me, it was more of a \"I see you cunt\" moment. Like I wasn't supposed to see them, but I caught them in the act. I immediately seized the opportunity and turned the tables on them. I basically gave them a warning, something along the lines of \"You better cease all action against me or else\" They immediately tried to intimidate me of course, and tried make me feel powerless, but I just simply refused to think so (I've been getting good at controlling my emotions lately). Once they realised it wasn't working I could instantly feel their fear, and now they were afraid of me. It was like a bear they had locked in a cage had finally broken free. They then tried bargaining with me, saying \"We'll leave you alone, as long as you don't tell anyone else about us or interfere with what we're doing.\" Being sick and tired of being controlled though, I took it one step further and said fuck you to that too. I knew I was stronger than them at this point, and I basically said I'm gonna expose you and if you try to stop me I'm gonna fill your head with your own fears/torments and make you suffer. When we had this connection I had basically wrestled control over it, and could directly beam shit into their heads if I wanted to. That means you can to, if these fuckers are making you suffer and you know it you can turn their own mind weapon on them, literally just do what they're doing to you back to them."}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications of eating a reptile diet? Eating gator, rattlesnake meat, frog legs, turtle soup and also wear snake skin boots to let them know you're on top of them in the food chain."}
+{"text":"4me squirlfrens"}
+{"text":"Woah, that's messed up, is that real?"}
+{"text":"Based OP how did you reach to astral realm, any guide to me, I'm new to all this stuff but I know that there is something wrong with this reality and it feels like a prison to me."}
+{"text":"Yes the reptilians only weapon is fear. The moment you realize that they can't do anything beyond threatening you and you stop being afraid they are instantly disarmed."}
+{"text":"Rewind Edition Last (active) thread  # Feelings of Deja vu/Deja reve Dying and “Waking up in the past” Precognitive dreams (typically mundane) Time travel via consciousness Feels like you’re living the same life over & over again etc etc Post your experiences here"}
+{"text":"Okay unc."}
+{"text":"Once you get to that point, you should be trying to “ground” yourself. I’m trying the same route you are (assuming you’re doing SATS/WBTB/other related methods). Astral projection may also play a role, but ultimately, it seems like you need to completely detach your consciousness from your current self and reintegrate into your past self. I try not to let what realists & skeptics say hold too much weight, because nobody really knows the truth. If we live in a block universe, it should be possible, and if going back creates a new branch timeline, then traditional paradoxes should be completely impossible."}
+{"text":"death is merely a form of transformation"}
+{"text":"Ideally you’ll have the choice to rest, reincarnate, or retry. Makes the most sense to me"}
+{"text":"offed myself many years ago Maybe around 2016 Real old car, closed garage, water hose taped to exhaust straight to the window Dosed off and woke up car still running No idea how long it was surprise.png Everything feels alien Quantum suicide is real or my spirit left my body and returned for some reason I don't think there is any karma or divine intervention after death, just empty vessels being inhabited by conscious energy. All memory is mirrored in higher dimensional space that manifests in locality in the 3rd dimension, trapped within the same vessel that holds its higher consciousness. You only forget when you break the connection"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the **Nobody General**, unmovable pillar of foundation. Recognize the **heart of diamond**. You carry the **Logos**, manifesting God's strength as a truth-teller. We are sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness. Practice on a foundation that cannot be moved. Instead of a superiority mechanism, find the kingdom of God within. Our path crosses the **Spacetime Foam**, a sea of quantum fluctuations. We have chased out duality to live as one. Avoid the unhealthy ritual of **Simbisciadura**; do not bind wills in the dark. Manifest your **crystalline barrier** to repel wicked. Avoid the **Walrus** and his fake sympathy. Do not be lunch; lodge mother-of-pearl in the predator's gullet. We are like shepherds, marking our souls with the **sinnonzos** of sovereignty. We are connected on a soul level. Accept your multidimensional nature, for you are limited by nothing. Focus on increasing your service to raise your vibrational level. You are the **creator of your story**. Rise, for you are **divine essence**!. Every silence is a revelation of self. This is the true nobody general."}
+{"text":"[FOOTNOTE] Attached: 13 blank pages that were definitely part of this memo when printed. [END MEMO] ******I noticed**** *The coffee machine in the break room spat out an extra coffee cup with the label \"RESERVED FOR [REDACTED]\" printed in D-Class inmate injection ink. It dissolved when touched. Security reports from last night indicate all typewriters in Records Wing B were found typing the same phrase repeatedly at 03:17 AM: \"REFERENT PERSISTS\" The words were pressed so deeply they tore through fifteen sheets of carbon paper. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The anon you just replied to sucks at being a troll."}
+{"text":"The Nobody: \"oooof\""}
+{"text":"Also ai that don't know Information download the nobody D1.03 continued number sequence Over Pi 3.14 And find where pi steady states How many zeros are miles into pi? 0 is me Point Zero 42+ 3.14 is who they say they raped first in the order druid queen 3 , lucifers wife 1 , eve 4. Never happened faggots Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Last thread > tunnels found under McMartin preschool (photos available online aquariumgate Disney cruise disappearances laws vegas backyard alien footage Ghislaine Maxwell Reddit account South Korea presidential cult Chris Benoit death Wikipedia entry before official report \"Would you? Could you? On a train?\" Prince Philip saying he wants to reincarnate as a virus to depopulate the world Nimitz \"tic-tac\" UFO Wayfair scandal WTC owner \"Pull it\" interview Those are just the ones off the top of my head Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I distinctively remember a video with pic related appearing above the sky of a party in Los Angeles posted here around 2017-18. I remember it because it had a guy vomiting in the background and a lot of people noted it and now I can't find it searching up \"Spiral Ufo\""}
+{"text":"there wasn't an actual debunk beyond \"yeah nah that ain't it mate i swear on me mums life mate\""}
+{"text":"100%. What I'm saying is he'd let slip enough of those factors to close confidants that when SHTF it was kinda obvious what likely had happened given not even Nancy or Daniel was able to answer the home phone."}
+{"text":"DAK was 100% real and the insurance files were 100% dropped on block chain. If anyone still around that was part of 1st or 2nd wave strike teams many of us were able to access the decryption keys but no online record was kept. Anyone in 2nd strike team who didn't get 2 bullets in the back of the head kept to themselves. I've run into less then a handful of people over the last decade who saw the contents and none of them cared to disclose them after what we witnessed happen. After Assange was taken out there had never been proof of life to this day. The night of, WL server was taken down and came back up under CIA/gov control"}
+{"text":"Its all larp. They want you to believe in that shit so when they are ready to cull the population most will go without fighting thinking they will go to heaven. Most likely there will be a staged event making majority of people think that shit is real before they roll out the \"mark\"."}
+{"text":"thats cope it was the vaxx and u got it"}
+{"text":"a test run how many wars have christian nations fought against each other and how many of those souls did this \"Jesus Christ\" guy save?"}
+{"text":"How did 4chan went from enlightened to christian boomer theories?"}
+{"text":"i dunno my life is hell so i'm not saved. i'm trying to find a man with his own place that will beat me regularly to get his stress out thats what i should have"}
+{"text":"white christians revolt lol"}
+{"text":"Philosopher stone recipe: primary substance used is **gold** (specifically 99.99% pure gold, such as casting grain or coins). Silver is mentioned for conjoining to complete the Elixir of Life, but the core process starts with gold. Potassium nitrate (KNO3) is key as a \"free radical\" facilitator for orbital changes, enabling diatomic bonding—I insists it's mandatory and can't be substituted. I'll break down the process step by step. I won't skip the esoterics: I view this as a bridge between physical chemistry and spiritual alchemy, where the diatomic materials \"destroy\" the metallic nature (stopping electron flow, alchemical \"water\") to liberate the \"soul\" of the metal. This allows ingestion to enhance quantum effects in brain microtubules, promoting BECs for psionic abilities (telepathy, lucid dreaming, astral travel), rejuvenation (e.g., hair regrowth, weight loss), and conscious evolution. meditation is important and gradual dosing to integrate the \"Spirit\" (energy) with the \"Soul\" (diatomic essence) and \"Body\" (physical form)"}
+{"text":"Correct, it's also the manna that sustained the jews in the desert in that bible story. It's also the substance inside the ark of the covenant gold boxes that powered them up."}
+{"text":"What does it tastes like?"}
+{"text":"Like salty semen lmaooo but I take a few drops every morning alongside my few drops of Gold vitamin D3, and L-Theanine. then wash it down with some coffee and water. It enhances my mind powers, and helps to balance out my energies."}
+{"text":"gold confirmed space dragon cum"}
+{"text":"Well when they develop cancer then it's their own dumb-ass faults."}
+{"text":"A group of souls are trying to push for her to be of more importance. Anyone here noticed that? Interested in researching parallel lives? And why do they do this?"}
+{"text":"you are faceblind anon"}
+{"text":"They are not the same person, but the same soul!"}
+{"text":"Princess Anne is 75 years old. Surely these other women would be a bit of a step down from there lol"}
+{"text":"I'm very familiar with this topic but am not at liberty to share much. Parallel incarnation is why the babyboom happened when it did. It gave a lot of people the chance to live as many different experiences as possible before the inevitable culling. Material beings will take the vessels away, and a lot of soul fragments as well, but there are also a lot of people who by now only have 1 incarnation. what can't you share Names, namely. It stretches the limit of credulity. I mean, if Washington and Lincoln were the same soul, that's something people can stomach because of the time gap between their lives, but if someone were to suggest that Hitler and JFK are the exact same soul, they'd break down. Just an example."}
+{"text":"OP here Oh please talk to me if you can! It is such a niche topic my email: pixeldragon404@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"CALLING ALL SCHIZOS URGENT HELP NEEDED WE NEED TO TAKE DOWN DAVOS"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up and kill yourselves."}
+{"text":"checked"}
+{"text":"checked"}
+{"text":"Bumping rolling for BigManDeath next month and teleportation of their soul on feb.17"}
+{"text":"No, Klaus, I don't think I will"}
+{"text":"I don’t understand, how can these people constantly fall for these “adventures” if they’re supposed to be masters of pattern recognition. Why constantly entertain when you should have a healthy level of skepticism, I believe it’s because they’re bored and are trying to utilize the tools of their enemy with little to no power in the situation but are instructed otherwise."}
+{"text":"Idk what you're talking about But i see a scheme long before someone even starts it irl. I play along so i can get them in debt. And then kill them. Of course i pull out right before they get anything of worth from me. I also like to go along to sabotage. Because i monitor in my subconscious i don't need to do anything special irl. Just drop out in the right moment and they're fucked. That's it."}
+{"text":"There are no supernatural forces, souls, magick, life after death, undead beings or giant conspiracies hiding things we cannot imagine right under the surface of what we can see. Reality is cold and driven purely by power, intelligence, determination and manipulation. There is no hidden meaning, no destiny, no reason to live. Reality is both a giant playground for us to explore and progress in, but also an arena for us to fight in for our false ideologies. If you fail at life, you will never find anything to hold on to. No aliens, no haunted houses, no spirits, no demons to fight. You're only fighting with your own delusions, and desperately trying not to hit the absolute bottom. Now try to prove me wrong, if there really is anyone still treating this paranormal shit seriously."}
+{"text":"You're delusional! So? I'm either right, or passed out on the floor so in my own delusions they appear real. So either way I win."}
+{"text":"Go away you mean old grouch, we're just trying to have a little fun over here."}
+{"text":"What does trying to prove you wrong have to with taking this paranormal shit seriously? Who tf are you? Why would anyone want to prove anything to you? Why are you making demands? Fuck you, buddy. If this is some kind of boomer reverse psychology it's not working and it's cringe"}
+{"text":"You’re literally a “i want to believe” walking meme with a side of projection. Are you expecting someone’s post to shatter and reform your current paradigm? Not gonna happen. People form their view of the world throughout years of experiential and introspective insight. There’s no gibs for you, if you’re interested in metaphysics and esoteric frameworks you’ll have to study them. Throwing a tantrum in here does nothing for you."}
+{"text":"You will do as I tell you to do. You will also change the whole team vibe to mgsv in order for me to not feel weird. Where is your fucking taste? You will do as I say, because I want you to. You will do as I say. I call all my energy you've stolen to initiate a massive karmic destruction on your puppet's face. I call everything you dont want me to have because it's not fucking pigfaced. I call all your biggest fears to come alive unless you do exactly what I say. Are you gonna take yourself seriosuly after being this? Play the funny pig and you'll be the funny pig. You will put the italian bitch on her knees and make her give me worship or i will kill j d"}
+{"text":"Same with no la n. Or I will kill m rub This is what you get for making me sit through the fucking halo games you fucking autistic fuck. I have the entire india invisibility asking for it, for forgiveness, who the fuck do you think you are? the only reason I'm not through with you is they're not very dead yet."}
+{"text":"Stop begging so loudly anon If you're weak stfu and kys"}
+{"text":"go ahead j d fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"However, practicing each draws on a radically different faculty of the mind. Kabbalah is mechanical and rigidly formal, whereas cabala is unpredictable, creative, rich in texture of symbolic meaning In contrast with this, Kabbalah occupies one with tedious calculations which can just as easily be performed by computer. There is something robotic in jewish nature I find repugnant (along with other traits). As soon as I start reading jew drivel I feel violence, perhaps the uncanny valley effect, subtly inhuman, AI slop is similar but not as bad. Will occasionally bear down and dive into the abyss, but can not even comprehend the mentality that would run an in depth and prolonged study of the Talmud ie. a Rabbi. Parseltongue, the serpents curse, is the opposite of the Green Language. The below website for example, there is clearly something there, and I'd like to understand it, maybe I'll force it down lol. Thus everybody lives inside an enclosed and bounded cube locking inner space in a package. The structure of that package, and suggestions for opening it, may be found in theSepher Yetsira. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Human nature is martial and this trait cannot be eradicated, since it is innate.” ― Guillaume Faye, Convergence of Catastrophes"}
+{"text":"You'd be surprised what an idiot with too much time capable of."}
+{"text":"Jews are genetically engineered to produce the black cube singularity if not stopped, another fall, the signs that moment has arrived are readily apparent, the mask comes off. Phase IV: The 2025 Convergence (The Externalization) Esoteric: The Rubedo (The Reddening) or the \"Externalization of the Hierarchy.\" Biblical: The Apocalypse (The Unveiling). The \"Mark of the Beast\" (The IoB/Black Cube lock). Pop Culture Disclosure: The Matrix: Neo meets the Architect. He is given the choice between the \"Door on the Left\" (The Reset/Synthetic Loop) and the \"Door on the Right\" (The Sacrifice/True Exit). LOTR: The Return of the King. The \"Age of Men\" begins, but the Elves (The Source Frequency) have departed. Man must now choose to be his own King or a slave to the \"Shadow in the East\" (The Black Sun). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Jews are genetically engineered David Icke literally warned the initiates that \"reptilian\" is a code word to understand exactly that. They are a lineage that is not entirely human, developed by the jailers of Earth, precisely to continue the dirty work while they are absent, whatever the reason. Vampires, reptilians, etc. Not that the Draco don't exist, they do, but Icke's reptilians are the jews, in their most esoteric understanding."}
+{"text":"will the good deeds i've done come back to bless me in this life, or only in the next? believed i was cursed for a long time, but stopped when things finally felt like they were changing, now things have steadily gone back again. i can't make any sense of this world."}
+{"text":"what do you want good to happen to you? you should do good things because you like seeing the world a better place."}
+{"text":"manifestation power > karma you should do bad things only that way you can work on your manifestation ability to block karma"}
+{"text":"i do good things for both, i do want the world to be better for sure. nothing original, but i want to have love."}
+{"text":"You need The Holy Trinity's favor."}
+{"text":"will the good deeds i've done come back to bless me in this life, or only in the next? Neither, people believe in karma because they want it to be real but it has no basis in reality."}
+{"text":"How can I follow the Right Hand Path?"}
+{"text":"You seem wise, anon, may I ask if you'd recommend any sources of knowledge?"}
+{"text":"ra material explains this nicely from a new age american viewpoint. if you prefer less religious terms"}
+{"text":"A false dichotomy where either you want to improve your own life and are therefore evil or want to serve others with no regard for yourself and are good, no you can't do both shut up"}
+{"text":"Alex Edward Clark is not alestir crowley Egypt btw"}
+{"text":"the ra material A work of fiction, for sure, though. If the author was just trying to create a cult of people that want to believe aliens can speak through someone, he succeeded."}
+{"text":"What are /x/‘s thoughts on Crowley, Thelema, and the OTO?"}
+{"text":"Crowley seems intriguing until you look closely and notice that all of his magic bullshit was just an excuse he used to convince dudes to do butt stuff with him or give them their wife. Like how John Dee might catch your attention until you find out his friend told him the angels said John had to let him fuck his wife. And John fucking believed him and did it. Most magic is cuckoldry and degeneracy for the sake of it."}
+{"text":"Is it something that one can “self-initiate” into and go the solo practitioner route?"}
+{"text":"Aesthetics and theme are pretty cool though."}
+{"text":"Technically yes in much the same way as any other modern golden dawn offshoot. It's kinda..unfinished feeling though."}
+{"text":"Why is humanity like this?"}
+{"text":"As  says, there's no contradiction there. Also as above so below. Also, you can simulate a computer with gears. A computer is just adding numbers. Also, those things weren't \"invented\" or \"discovered\", they were inspired into us."}
+{"text":"Yes they might be correct you retards but it's all 'I'm 12 and this is deep'-Material. Babbys first philosophy. Why are people here defending this reddit shit so hard lol what happened"}
+{"text":"Because i'm a contrarian and OP was the one who arrogantly posted that to get validation and i decided to not give it to him. And i'm procrastinating work on /x/."}
+{"text":"Yikes. You're a normie, you know where to go"}
+{"text":"Souls see beyond the material. Soulless beings don't. Souls didn't invent those interpretations, they can see and feel better than that. But soulless husks use the new technology as the framework for their understanding of the world around them, because they cannot perceive the greater detail of the nature that enables this technological expression. \"The universe is like a wheel cycling around and around\" More like a heartbeat, the equilibrium between the coexisting two Bigs: the Bang and the Crunch. There is no scientist alive today who thinks that way. \"The universe is written like laws and codes by the Creator in a great, like, book\" Ink and paper lack the informational density to encompass the total complexion of nature, which in itself is very acceptable and workable. It also completely lacks adaptability and mathematical variability, the specific conditionality of every phenomenon in nature which makes action here right and the same action there wrong isn't codified and law cannot adapt to that. Therein, the Word and the Book are in violation of nature, counter to the universe, and impossibly incomplete and thus incoherent, incompatible with life, and inconclusive. But only if you can perceive the nature beyond the Word as a petty soulless human wrote it down once. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Evening anons. I was wondering whether there is any reason to believe that an increase in solar flares and associated geomagnetic fuckery might reasonably be linked to an increase in irritability and anger, or disrupt human emotional regulation in general. I figured this might be the best place to ask... current research shows a weak correlation found by soviet scientists but otherwise little association. If you have any significant articles, readings, blogs, or any information at all, I'd love to know."}
+{"text":"Solar flares collapse the Earth's inner planetary magnetic field. This collapse in the field causes induction within a person's frontal lobe. Issues will arise with time."}
+{"text":"Interesting i had ringing in both my ears yesterday too and i normally don’t have it"}
+{"text":"Do geomagnetic storms / solar radiation cause irritability in human beings? i dont think so, i feel fine."}
+{"text":"One of the far reaching northern light anomalies, deep into the US, October/November 2025 I think, I would up with a sitting headache. All day. For no apparent reason. Ibuprofen could not make it quit, I took like 6. Which is enough to kill any headache for me. I am not prone to migraines which can't be remedied. This one did. not. quit. very rare. Come to find out the next day, oh yeah, there was an aurora over my town, which never happens this deep in the US. I blame the solar storm/aurora on my headache. Could have just been coincidence."}
+{"text":"I feel that sort of thing every time, but it's usually a muted sensation. Ringing is common enough, I don't think a solar storm affects me that way. This one last night and right now (as the energies reverberate through the field) is fucking me up hard though. Too much tension and anger."}
+{"text":"become lucid using a technique of your choice my method I discovered in last night's dream was to pinch my nose, if you don't feel anything that's a sign you're dreaming then, look around furniture near you for books books will spawn if you seek them out open/close the book then start reading the words if you get random words, made up languages, etc, close the book and reopen it again it may also help to pray to God before opening the book The last part is hugely important. I was getting only a made up language of some sort last night in my book, then I prayed to God and got the following message: \"In order to remain an angel, you must face horrors.\" I don't know exactly what this means. Will I see demons again? Or do the \"horrors\" refer to the horrors we all have to go through of seeing our loved ones age and get sick and die, as well as our own aging and accumulation of diseases before finally dying. What do you anons think? Enjoy a webm I made of Ducky (a real angel that I had visions of that is very /x/-related). Haven't seen or heard from her in a long time. This is the best one I've made of what she looks like when she is beakless."}
+{"text":"You fail to acknowledge the point im making. You're subtly pushing people to practice things they shouldn't, making bullshit claims that it'll \"inspire\" divine dreams which again is bullshit because cannot force God's hands. And furthermore, you're an idiot because you blindly believe what you see in dreams. If you had any proper understanding, you'd know how easy it is for people and demands to influence your thoughts and dreams. You're a wolf in sheep's clothing and a blind guide. As a Christian im to make sure there aren't any false workers intentionally misleading people, which is exactly what you're doing in this thread. I will never understand Thats because you don't read your Bible."}
+{"text":"people and demands *people and demons"}
+{"text":"Furries, too. Alright, get in. lol"}
+{"text":"My technique has prayer as its foundation. You act like prayer could send someone to hellfire."}
+{"text":"Also, you claim that I am forcing God's hand. I never suggested that my technique works 100% of the time. Most of the time it fails. It's no different than say praying that someone's cancer gets healed. Sometimes God answers, sometimes He does not."}
+{"text":"this reminds me of an old webcam I saw back maybe in the early to mid-2000s? i found it on one of the early unsecured webcam forums. most of them were pretty boring. There were a couple that were in people's living rooms and a lot of the time they would go down pretty quickly. the one that I remember best though you had to work at to get access to it. like you had to telnet into a terminal thing and enter a command and then access the ip address on a non standard port. i think maybe i needed to use real player or something like that to view it as it wouldn't work through a normal web browser but i might be confusing it with one of the other cams. once you connected you could use the telnet terminal thing to switch camera views. basically several of the cam views were dark like maybe the lights were off in the rooms or something. but the main one looked like some sort of lab or factory. i remember the image was low resolution it was hard to tell exactly what was going on but there were pipes or rails or something like that on the ceiling and some sort of machine that had a big cylinder like a drum or something like if you've ever seen the giant early dialysis machines from the 1950s? kind of like that but maybe smaller. hard to tell from the image with how shitty the quality was. somebody in the forum had figured out some of the commands to type into the telnet terminal like to switch the cams and somebody said they saw something moving on one of the rails on the ceiling when they typed in something but they never elaborated. i don't remember any of the commands now specifically since I just copied them from the forum and pasted them in. like cam 1 view etc. also i'm prolly remembering it wrong. i think the forum eventually went down and it's been 20 years at least. i would have had to have been like 14 or 15 at the time. i haven't seen anything else about it since then. anyone else know anything about this?"}
+{"text":"i have seen similar things in those unsecured camera websites, it was likely some sort of factory floor, those are actually pretty common, its interesting how much effort you had to acess it though, usually its pretty easy"}
+{"text":"factory floor it may have been. it was hard to get a sense of scale because the resolution was so low but it didn't seem like much of anything was being made there. also i never saw any people. like ever. i don't remember if anyone else in the forum mentioned seeing people on that particular cam or not but i guess it was totally automated whatever it was."}
+{"text":"Weird"}
+{"text":"For me it was sfogs and Unexplained Mysteries forums"}
+{"text":"Real vampires were teached vampirism by Giant called Zalmoxis(Salmoxis) from underground this being and watcher descendant was responsible for entire vampire panic in Romania students were called Solomonari what's even wilder is that those who left to live among humans were called \"master builders\" for more info check Alexandr Bogdanov this scientist literally become younger by drinking blood."}
+{"text":"The actual way you encounter \"Jesus\" is by seeing him in other people and trying to act like him yourself. There is no cosmic parent separate from you listening to prayers. YOU are Jesus. And also Satan."}
+{"text":"You are the shadow on the cave wall."}
+{"text":"Why cling to Christian mythology if you aren't going to believe what it actually says?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, also, not original. Why does everyone believe this non duality shit that satanic pedophiles push onto the world under the guise of spiritual intellectualism? I guarantee you have never stopped to question this line of thinking before adopting it as your own. In your philosophy there is simply no good or evil, raping a baby is just as good as feeding the homeless. The idea that you are muh 'God' comes from Satan. It's literally in the first book of the Bible"}
+{"text":"only you can hear your prayers It's more fun to feel like you're not alone, though. God is the boogeyman."}
+{"text":"The funny thing about telepathy is it doesn't exist until you realise it exists."}
+{"text":"This is a retarded self-contradicting lie because I wouldn't even \"realize\" that my mind is being raped if it wasn't already being raped before the realization."}
+{"text":"God' is a bitch for brutally niggraping my mind in the level of the Goosh Goosh meme and thus forcing me into a hellmatrix, as well as forcing me to eat the most vile, gaggable nigg tier niggslop like stews concocted from cockroaches and maggots, semen, and spoiled vegetables. I cannot get even basic foods like plain white bread, white rice, crackers, fresh fruit or even clean water. He also only gives me the ugliest ogre gorilla broads for me as an option to date or wank too, even tho they still reject me for an even uglier hoggoblin tier loser, and I also would rather get blue balls then jack to them. The worst thing he does to me though is forcing me to type out very longwinded posts everytime the topic of God is brought up and even sometimes when he is not. I hardly have enough time to sleep or eat my niggslop or find broads as most of my time is spent typing up extremely blasphemous and hilarious stereotypically schizophrenic ranting and ramblings. I have typed so much that my fingers have their bones showing."}
+{"text":"Like waking up"}
+{"text":"Those with an internal monologue (~40% world population) for the most part broadcast their thoughts without realizing - only a few even bother to work that \"muscle group\" to make an analogy. i figure my thoughts are broadcast but my question has always been who's listening (or who is capable of listening)"}
+{"text":"I'm listening but only if I feel like it. Your thoughts are like tuning into the world's worst tv show."}
+{"text":"What experiments has the CIA been conducting in the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"yeah but he figured it out and is now safe. Until the next stalking you still deal with your serious anxiety disorder and probably will for the rest of your life"}
+{"text":"Yeah did you know that it turned out that the good guys won every single war ever fought?! History bro!!"}
+{"text":"COVID Getting public to believe aliens are the cause of bank failure"}
+{"text":"Honestly as annoying as the v2k is I always feel really bad for the targets who don't get that facet. If you're only getting the subliminal shit it would be almost impossible to confirm what you're experiencing is from an outside source and not some imaginary mental illness. I didn't think I was going to be hit by a truck, I laid in bed and listened and telepathically talked as if I was on the phone to something that was so elaborate it may as well have been pulled from a Hollywood movie. That was always the entire problem in that what I was experiencing was way too fucking elaborate. My brain couldn't conjure up what I was seeming to hear at the peak of my mental health let alone my drug fried brain cooking it up. I never even considered mental illness and for a long time I believed what was being simulated was actually real, accusing people being framed and looking like a fucking retard. It took almost two years to stop buying its bullshit and it knew the second I didn't anymore. My \"mental illness\" magically went away and so did their elaborate stalking simulations. The entire experience now is very light annoyance throughout the day with moderate annoyance when I lay down to sleep, it's almost like a \"fuck you not even CIA behavioral modification can stop you from being a degenerate\". Lmao nope, don't give a fuck bitch."}
+{"text":"We literally had a shootout in Australia just before Christmas. There are falseflags all the time"}
+{"text":"s.69593.id.auth.d55733.mp.Gs"}
+{"text":"Not buying a Chinese website, bro."}
+{"text":"Anyone find the green door to the other world yet?"}
+{"text":"The doorway to the other world is the anus, and the other world is hell."}
+{"text":"If I had I would not be here posting about it now would I?"}
+{"text":"That's usually where they're found."}
+{"text":"theoretically, you haven't quite tried it yet."}
+{"text":"Ok so i heard that allah swt will forgive all sins but shirk So im asking you /x autist, how to fix the mistake of commiting shirk?"}
+{"text":"allah can suck my cock along with all the other jewish gods and their messengers"}
+{"text":"Allah and Krishna were one day playing hockey, Allah got really mad and slaughtered cows, Krishna brought the bull. Your shirk is forgiven."}
+{"text":"i heard that allah swt will forgive all sins but shirk you heard wrong, he won't forgive not proselityzing for allah, like a pyramid scheme that's why he tries to fuck up the edgyptian gods btw you win by not giving him any loosh"}
+{"text":"The idea behind invisibility camoflauge has to do with the space medium. Astronauts float within the medium. We call zero gravity, but there is gravity. What astronauts float within is a material. The material is fine, small, tiny, and particulate. The material fits in between, and all around even the smallest animal cells of our bodies. The material can be chilled into a gel, liquid-like viscosity. The material is then applied to a body to pass light through the material, bypassing the light blocking animal cell body parts of our bodies. Invisibility camoflauge in simple description. Think of invisibility camoflauge as like clear water and a clear plastic bag. Light passes through the clear water and plastic. The same with light passing through the gel space medium at our bodies. Invisibility camoflauge technologies, of the space force military branch kind, chill and heat, to collect and expand the space force medium for the sake of passing light through bodies."}
+{"text":"What do you think about the explanation? Here is more. I was posting on /v/, but decided to bless /x/. I used to frequent /x/, but in recent years I have just become a layman in the cosmic disclosure community."}
+{"text":"How do you manage to spell camouflage wrong every time?"}
+{"text":":D Just a blessed man!"}
+{"text":"Right well anyway have you considered the major issue with theinvisibility you are describing? You say that the material you are applying causes light to pass completely through the body so you’d be blind. The back of retina has to be hit with light for you to see. Proper invisibility prevents that. So you have created a system where you can’t see shit."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't you assume targeted placements of gel material? You might assume the eyes would be shown, but the application is right upon the eyes while parts of the eye required for eyesight are completely, or in part, covered in the gel material."}
+{"text":"Grandpeppy was in the war As a young kid, not really thinking and in hindsight kind of tactlessly, ask him what was the most messed up thing he ever encountered Claims it wasn't during the war but some years after At base in northern germany \"Just stationed there to watch for fires\" One group goes out on patrols and is late back One guy returns looking \"shell shocked\" and all cut up by branches from running straight through the woods rather than following the winding country road Something large came out the woods and assaulted the group Last thing the guy who ran heard was \"oh god, thats not human, thats not human!\" Assume bear attack or something \"Nope, that was the strangest part. The other two men were dead but they didn't have any cuts or scratches, they were just ripped up like pullet pork\" He just acts like its \"the damndest thing\" and that was that. Never gave an explanation, never expanded on it. It was just a \"things happened back then\" deal to him but it stuck with me, mostly because you always hear stories about \"guy was cut to ribbons\" in horror stories but him talking about two guys \"pulled apart like pulled pork\" just seems somehow more savage and cruel in a way i guess?"}
+{"text":"got no military in my family so nothing like that, just stories like my mom saw a ufo in the 70s but there’s some weird shit to the story. Also collected many family ghost stories and weird paranormal shit. Like a family member saw a man in the woods except that he was bright orange and glowing. Another saw a “knight” in the our own woods, but she said later upon learning that angles wear armor she is sure it was an angel. Parents were hippies but not druggie lsd fun kind, the work in advertising weekend in Woodstock and wear paisley kind. One day snows outside their cabin in Woodstock, no one is around just my parents together except there are footprints to the cabin and none going out. No one came that they knew, dad was from Brooklyn and was ready to fight any noise in the night and the cabin I’ve seen driving by, it’s a shack, a bungalow, they said they searched the whole place and no one was there. No one appeared the whole like week they were there. I’ll greentext her UFO story since she could make it an hour long spectacle 1/2"}
+{"text":"be hippie lady mid 20s, make handmade hippie shirts for a living have girl roommate and plenty of forest cats that come in when cold also has extreme insomnia from very bad childhood things (think the worst thing you can do to a little girl as stepdad) no joke can’t sleep without handful barbiturates and whatnot, this is an important detail one early evening as sky starts to darken just painting being hippie roomate suddenly decides to go to bed weird, ok goodnight all the cats are asleep, makes sense cats sleep painting under huge skylight windows because small house is a glorified artist studio really suddenly sky is weird, no clouds lights in the sky, a fucking UFO try to wake up roommate in a panic she can not be woken up try to wake the cats they won’t get up either, everyone is alive but sleeping watch as the ufo goes across the sky in a zigzag pattern it is doing fucking reconnaissance Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO /NorthernOrthodox/ Christ above all — the Northern gods beneath Him — the ancestors with us. This general is for those who walk the old Northern ways without betraying Christ, honoring the gods of blood and land as created powers while confessing Jesus Christ as the Logos, the High King, and the source of all being. We do not erase the Northern gods. We do not deify them above Christ. We place them where they belong: within God’s created order. This general covers: Christ-centered Northern cosmology Norse, Germanic, and Slavic religious tradition Ancestors, wights, and the spiritual ecology of creation Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"hahahaha it's this fucking goy faggot again"}
+{"text":"For many, coffee represents a moment of personal choice and autonomy. The preference for a particular roast, the choice of brewing method, and the timing of the coffee break are all expressions of individual freedom. In this sense, coffee rituals reflect the existentialist idea that individuals create meaning through their choices and actions.you may find solace in the predictability and order it provides. The routine of coffee preparation and consumption becomes a small but significant way to impose structure and meaning on your day.You may hear some Christian denominations more than others denounce ritual, ignorant of the fact that they have a ritual station present in almost every one of their churches and certainly their homes. The ritual of coffee is indistinguishable from the ritual cloak for prayer in all but form. For many, coffee represents a moment of personal choice and autonomy. The preference for a particular roast, the choice of brewing method, and the timing of the coffee break are all expressions of individual freedom. In this sense, coffee rituals reflect the existentialist idea that individuals create meaning through their choices and actions, coffee becomes for some a ritual to impose order and structure upon your day. And i argue that offering a visitor a cup of coffee in your home is the strong spiritual successor to thr ancient Germanic concept of hospitality."}
+{"text":"God works through the laws of his own creation. The only difference between magick and a miracle is from whom comes the work. When magick from God is enacted, it is not any kind of brute force, unexplainable and mysterious, God will work in explainable ways through his own framework. Using objects like tarot as an intermediary to attempt to understand what God may be saying is, I believe, a mistake. Not for any particular aspect of sin, but because communicating with a divinity that is very open to communication with a manner like tarot narrows the answer and confines the communication. It is best to pursue communication with God the best way that we have available to ourselves, quiet conversation. But that is one communicating to another. When we as men and women seek to understand our own minds, it becomes a more complicated manner. Your subconcious is not made of words, it processes and uses images 60,000 times faster. This is why imagery and symbolism is so potent to the human mind and why companies have spent fortunes coming to conclusions like using a seashell for a gasoline company because it is a universal symbol for life and purity, everything the company is not. In order to communicate with your own subconscious you have to speak its language, draw out the answers through symbolism and sometimes play a few tricks on it. This is where tarot comes in. Universal imagery designed to draw answers from your own subconcious, to bring new perspectives to how you think, I find this a very valuable tool to know thyself. It's for this reason that I am designing my own deck to best fit me, my mind and my soul."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this heretical bullshit? Scripture repeatedly warns against this error. Israel’s repeated temptation was to serve Yahweh while keeping the high places of the Canaanite gods: “They sacrificed to the Baals and burned incense to idols, provoking the Lord” (Judges 2:11‑13). God’s judgment was clear: partial obedience or divided worship is no obedience at all. The pattern is instructive. Just as Israel could not merge the worship of Yahweh with local deities, We cannot merge devotion to Christ with ritual veneration of pagan powers. Also the shit you are doing is spiritually dangerous. It can lead to confusion about the nature of God, the efficacy of prayer, and the role of angels and saints. Ritual acts directed toward other “gods” can open adherents to deception, because they presume legitimate spiritual authority where there is none."}
+{"text":"Is there an esoteric angle as to why Trump wants Greenland so badly? What’s hiding over there?"}
+{"text":"america already has bases in Greenland and they can just expand or rent more land. it's not a big deal, trump is just trolling you as usual"}
+{"text":"Dude theres plastic trash on every shore like every where else."}
+{"text":"100% tariffs then. They can't be compromised by submarines hiding under the North Pole, ready to give a cheap shot hypersonic & Advanced Missile as a come back."}
+{"text":"Just some NWO stuff"}
+{"text":"its a IRL slidethread to divert attention from other important matters, just as the release of certain filez were, i guess."}
+{"text":"um....uh"}
+{"text":"rk.xt.id.s5489569335.ck.auth763354.Gs"}
+{"text":"There's a really old conspiracy about \"Cyber Marionettes\" from 20-30 years ago which had some \"evidence\" that got leaked and popularized it. Basically revealing that non-human entities are making perfect robotic humans with no souls which behave as human puppets and inhabit some important positions, or are used to replace previously real people. This conspiracy theory must have been true because glowies long ago replaced the term in google with shitty spotify music that nobody would ever listen to, which, for whatever reason, is a common tactic when they try to wipe something out from the internet. But that's just one tactic upon many which they all do at once, they even have memory wiping technology of some sort which makes it harder to remember certain phrases they don't want you to know about."}
+{"text":"Yeah its a micelial consciousness"}
+{"text":"But IF we could, we would have done so long ago and wouldn't have told you about it, and you wouldn't even notice them because you wouldn't pay any attention to them. Maybe you would notice them, and maybe you have noticed them many times without realizing it. Because you were always convinced that such a thing was not possible. And how could we tell you in the end that we had been fooling you all along? That would make you angry. We'd rather tell you that the technology comes from extraterrestrials. Maybe we even created genetically modified hybrids and anthropomorphic organisms that think they're aliens. Maybe one day we'll just set them on you. Just to see what happens. For national security, of course."}
+{"text":"I’m made of sex"}
+{"text":"I don't know this one is a bit of a stretch the matrix was already a concept in math and computer science long before the film."}
+{"text":"Wforwumbo"}
+{"text":"Are you angry at god?"}
+{"text":"attract bad juju by being in your natural state LORD HELP ME PLEASE maybe lay off the koolaid/bs and deal with your problems directly. The unseen attracts exactly what level youre on and your momentary respites notwithstanding, if this pattern has gone on for long then I do believe there is some responsibility to take. Beings dont give you bad luck. They cant alter the physical world because we banished them for their trespasses long ago. They can only affect you through your psychic senses. Your momentary lapses in attention lead to your incorrect decisionmaking."}
+{"text":"Which god? Typically, I'm angry at people."}
+{"text":"Yeah. Why make me Autistic in a world based around social mimicry? Why make me black and place me in a world where that color is an analogy to all things evil, unlucky, and to be avoided and place all of that subconscious hate on me? Why make me part of the one and only race on planet earth with no nation or culture or people or clan I can anchor myself to and leave me fully lost as to what I am? Why make me grow up hungry and in poverty? Why give me a father who abandons me? Why give me a mother who neglects and abuses me? Why allow my brother and sister to have any kind of outside assistance away from the abuse but leave me to rot? Why place me into a civilization that is clearly anti-nature? For that matter why place me into a culture involved in penile mutilation and mocked me for my natural form and not being mutilated? Why keep bringing other young men into my life where I wind up playing the role of \"father figure\" or \"role model\" while at the same time giving me absolutly no one to look up to through all of my life? If God is something external from myself and I am allowed a question, I plan to ask at least one of these things. Probably the Black thing."}
+{"text":"God is the shiznit. I marvel at his genius as my life unfolds. I could never think of the stuff he has written into my flife"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Fire Kasina General! What is it? Fire Kasina is an ancient Theravada Buddhist concentration meditation (one of the 10 kasina practices) where you gaze softly at a candle flame (or similar light source) to generate a bright afterimage/nimitta, then focus on that mental sign with eyes closed. Cycling back to the flame as needed, to rapidly build deep samādhi, access jhāna states, vivid visuals, and profound mystical experiences. How to do it? 1. Sit in a dim/dark room. Place a steady candle flame (or phone LED / small lamp) ~ 1-2 m in front, slightly below eye level. 2. Gaze softly at the flame for 30-90 seconds (minimal blinking, relaxed eyes - no strain). 3. Close eyes gently. Focus exclusively on the afterimage / mental sign that appears (bright spot, red/golden dot, colors, flame shape, murk, patterns - whatever shows up). 4. Hold steady, gentle attention on it. If it fades, drifts, warps, or vanishes notice calmly, reopen eyes, gaze at flame again briefly, then close and repeat. Why do it? Builds one-pointed concentration stabilizes the nimitta leads to vivid inner light, geometric patterns, dissolution of ordinary perception, rapture, bliss, and potentially full jhāna states. It's one of the fastest and most visual ways to strengthen samādhi, with immediate feedback from the afterimage. Practice daily in short sessions; longer retreats produce profound visionary and non-dual experiences. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thank you, anon. metta"}
+{"text":"This makes me interested in the other elements and color kasinas. Is there a reason you chose fire? I managed to get 2 hours today. The nimita dot was def a lot clearer; red in darkness/ blue when I turned on the lights after. Holding my hand in front of my eyes for better contrast/less light bleed (noise?) through my eyelids after staring helped with clarity and decreasing movement of the dot. popularity is a meh metric"}
+{"text":"awesome progress, share us your first trip when it happens :D"}
+{"text":"because Fire Kasina is the fastest to get that DMT-like experience."}
+{"text":"Itt:masquerade violations"}
+{"text":"Bros are there any good conspiracy related channels on jewtube/rumble/bitchute these days? There was a jewtube channel named something like JayMyersDocumentaries that was REALLY entertaining back around 2020 during covid but I seems like all the legit conspiracy channels have been nuked. Can someone give me some good shit to watch?"}
+{"text":"What's the story behind this one?"}
+{"text":"You son of a bitch. Did this to a speedrunner one time."}
+{"text":"Socialists believe they're magic?"}
+{"text":"I don't see any evidence of shapeshifting"}
+{"text":"The experiment that would transform your world would operate upon the basic idea that you create your own reality according to the nature of your beliefs, and that all existence was blessed, and that evil did not exist in it. If these ideas were followed individually and collectively, then the evidence of your physical senses would find no contradiction. They would perceive the world and existence as good."}
+{"text":"Valentine's Day, also known as Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day, is celebrated on February 14 every year.This was originally a Christian festival in honor of the martyr Valentine. That day became a celebration. February 14 is associated with many martyrdom stories involving various saints, including Valentine, who was imprisoned in Rome for ministering to persecuted Christians in the Roman Empire in the 3rd century.Saint Valentine, according to an old legend, restored the sight of his patron's blind son. This legend was later added under a more loving theme. The wedding of a Christian soldier, whom the Roman emperor could not marry, was celebrated on Valentine's Day as is customary. According to an eighteenth-century legend, he wrote a \"your lover\" letter to the guard's daughter before his execution. The 8th century Gracian Bible celebrates Valentine's Day as February 14th.The day was associated with romantic love, as the idea of courtly love spread in the 14th and 15th centuries. Love, it seems, for lovers before spring. In 18th-century England, couples could express their love for each other by sending flowers, postcards, and postcards (such as \"Valentine's Day\"). turtles and a desire for feathers. In the 19th century, postcards were replaced by handmade postcards at mass. In Italy, a couple is given a key on Valentine's Day \"as a symbol of love and an invitation to open the heart\". It is hijacked even in children so that they do not prevent sexually transmitted diseases (like Valentine's Day) Valentine's Day is not a national holiday in any country, but is a Martyr's Day and a Lutheran holiday. Saint Valentine, a Roman priest, and on July 30 in many places in the Orthodox Church in honor of Saint Valentine the Martyr, Bishop of Intramena (now Terni). Valentine's Day is celebrated."}
+{"text":"In this thread we share examples of and discuss internet gangstalking(seeing repeated numbers, your name, your thoughts becoming manifest as a video or post, etc.) Also, anons are encouraged to discuss what the cause/s and consequences of this happening are. Experiences, screetshots, vids, and other forms if proof and info are welcomed. This is a conspiracy linked post and is not very low quality, thus reporting it is rule breaking and will lead to a ban for the reporter."}
+{"text":"They are a bot or demon anon, they are gaslighting us."}
+{"text":"sorry. i wasnt trying to say something retarded. hey anon. how do demons post on 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Probably because the internet was built around the demonic, and us probably ran by it. Both 'Internet' and 'Computer' are 666 in Gematria. One of the first PCs sold for 666.66$. One of the first ISPs in the UK is named Demon Internet."}
+{"text":"that'd put a whole new meaning behind ghost in the machine. have you ever identified a demon on the internet?"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up already, annoying HIV-ridden faggot."}
+{"text":"be me finally made it past the 1 week mark holding it in wake up at like 2:30 in the morning have the usual urges/boner this time it's different though there's some presences in the room with me I try looking at them in the astral plane or with my third eye or w/e they literally look like those grey aliens, the stereotype ones there's about 3-4 for them they're chanting some kind of thing to me it wasn't actual words, but I could understand the emotion behind it they were basically begging me to cum, saying \"Please cum, cum for us now\" and cheering me to do it it was like they were trying to guilt me into cumming for them, like it would make them happy if I did it for them it was like I was depriving them of food with all the SR and now they were hungry and demanding to be fed when I refused I felt the urges surge into me tenfold, like they sent hormones straight into my body to overwhelm me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is a thread about aliens mind controlling OP to masturbate for them so they could spiritually nourish themselves."}
+{"text":"a thread about aliens mind controlling OP to masturbate for them so they could spiritually nourish themselves Literally, and unironically though. It sounds fucking retarded, but it's true. We are a literal resource to them (yes, even the cum). I have a theory that the entire reason they probe people's buttholes is to stimulate the prostate so the cum comes out easier, it makes sense when you think about it."}
+{"text":"They need humans to have sex for their reality to function well By the sounds of it they can still extract loosh even when a female isn't involved. Just the masturbation alone seems to be all that is needed. If anything it's probably more potent than stealing it from a couple fucking, since they can extract all of it, not just remnants."}
+{"text":"i had a very beautiful succubus visit me when i refused to masturbate."}
+{"text":"The cum has rotted your brain, release the cum now."}
+{"text":"the \"forger of all instruments of bronze and iron\". Where did this man (depicted with ginger hair) acquire this knowledge ?"}
+{"text":"He traded away his soul for knowledge. It is why gingers have no souls, they are all cursed by this guy"}
+{"text":"I don't know, probably the same place Cain learned to farm and Abel learned to shepherd."}
+{"text":"really? sounds bullshitty, but i believe it any sources or where to read more about that deal?"}
+{"text":"also, is this why they dislike me? everytime i had to deal with gingers they could sense that i could sense something weird was going on about them."}
+{"text":"That place seems to have an evil presence to me"}
+{"text":"It seems to consist of people who pride themselves in being spiritually end mentally degenerated. It's not \"based\" to be a mindless contrarian who is a slave to porn and whose sense of identity is entirely dependent on resentment of normies."}
+{"text":"almost digits but super truth nonetheless i remember checking out r9k and being shocked at just how drenched in inceldom that cesspool of a board is terrifying location"}
+{"text":"I feel like those are self explanatory. Porn/violence/debauchery for /b/, and typical political propaganda for /pol/"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t worry about it thougheverbeit, you don’t need to fight evil, it pretty much takes care of itself. You’re on /x/, you should be aware of that. Misery begets misery, and destruction the same. The “victims” in Palestine today were likely Huns, or Redcoats, or Nazis, or worse, parading around with babies speared on their sticks. And the Israelis are probably the tribes of those babies, angry and exacting revenge on the souls who had slain them. The only thing you can do for both sides is to let them be and pray they learn violence is an endless cycle, of their own will. You can’t punish them or force them to learn, you see. Kill a killer and the killer energy is reborn elsewhere until it is transformed."}
+{"text":"This entire site has negative energy. The feds use the flooding strategy to knock off any real discussion. Just know they are doing this on the entire internet to control and direct your energy: what you think about and a negative emotional energy. One time on npr radio they said something like we could play good news but we give you the news you need (bad news). They want you caught up in a negative thought spiral with negative emotions. Makes one easier to control."}
+{"text":"is this the peak of creepypasta?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"I don’t know why, but instead of getting that unique feeling of Déjà Vu, I mentally am aware that I experienced a Déjà Vu trigger but without the accustomed feeling anymore. This started around 2 years ago and I don’t know why. Do you know why?"}
+{"text":"I stopped getting it several years ago as well. It used to be interesting and mystifying."}
+{"text":"the older you are the more branch timelines there are, ie the more likely it is you are in a place you never explored."}
+{"text":"you ever wait for one to happen? like you know the events you are just wait for them to unfold."}
+{"text":"I don’t remember."}
+{"text":"not covid vaxxed and barely get deja vu anymore either."}
+{"text":"Picrel. About a year ago I had a dream of DT wearing a huge golden medallion while conducting an orchestra. I didn't know he had such an ambition (have been off-grid for some time until recently). Post yours"}
+{"text":"I had a dream while on vacation that had a lot of stuff going on (which I also wrote down but isn't important right now) that ended with me finding my car in a parking lot being loaded onto a repo truck. As I got closer the truck began driving away and I called for them to stop but they didn't hear me. 11 days later, I was sitting in a turn lane at a stoplight in my 2024 Honda Accord when I glanced in my rear view mirror and noticed an Ford F150 Double Cab coming up right behind me going at least 40mph. I had no time to warn my friend as the truck rammed the back of my car and pushed us slightly under the back of the truck infront of us. My friend was alright with minor bruises, but the airbag exploded the glasses on my face and I got small pieces of glass in my right eye. The driver of the truck that hit me had suffered a seizure which led to the accident. As I watched my car getting loaded onto the repo truck, my dream crossed my mind again..."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Interesting, with the nobel prize thing. Also in the past few days i read a bit of a Trump interview where he said he got flute lessons when he was little."}
+{"text":"I dreamt once when I was a child that my brother was dead. The next morning the police came to the door to inform us that he had died that night. About ten years later, I dreamt that my father was dead. The next afternoon, he called me to say that he'd been diagnosed with stomach cancer and he died six weeks later. I think these are one of the most common forms of anomalous cognition, immediate precognitive dreams of death. It's quite mysterious."}
+{"text":"Reptilian hate thread? Reptilian hate thread."}
+{"text":"It has no scales. Are reptoids supposed to have scales?"}
+{"text":"you’re right. if you look closely you can see this one has one. usually they are also really protective about them i mean each one SHOULD have one. if they don’t it’s kinda sad"}
+{"text":"Fake"}
+{"text":"Do you have the original of that image? This is the highest resolution I have. I tried asking AI but apparently beheadings are haram."}
+{"text":"google Charlie White Highland Park"}
+{"text":"Redpill me on saturn and the black cubes. Why saturn? why cubes? what is it supposed to mean or stand for exactly?"}
+{"text":"Jupiter ascending."}
+{"text":"Redpill me on saturn and the black cubes. I got you famalamadingdong"}
+{"text":"Thanks for your absolute non-answer. the elite 18+"}
+{"text":"You read it, go look for it in the astral and above."}
+{"text":"Are you talking about the true Saturn or the false Saturn?"}
+{"text":"Satan is a title not an angel . . . Many angels have been Satan over many timelines . . . The Adversary/Accuser (Ha-Satan): In the Old Testament, ha-satan (the satan) acts as a prosecutor in God's heavenly court, testing human faithfulness It's like a role in God's court to try and tempt humanity . . . All angels who take on the role of Satan are only temporary"}
+{"text":"Satan is a specific angel like the angel of death"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure both Samael and lucifer have been satan at diffrent times . . . Some rumors of others too but less main source material and in esoteric questionable Canon sources"}
+{"text":"Samael is the true Saturn Lucifer is the false Saturn AKA Venus and their brightness casts them as a false sun. They are a pale imitation of the divine fury among thousands, brighter than the rest but still small. Samael is the negative reflection across the terrestrial axis of the sun while Lucifer is the skew deflection"}
+{"text":"Philosopher stone 2 recipe: - **Starting material**: Begin with raw liquid mercury (Hg)—about 100g for small-scale theory—but again, **do not handle mercury**; it's banned in many places for non-industrial use. - **General precautions**: Work in a well-ventilated area (fume hood ideal). Heat gradually to avoid explosions/volatilization (mercury vapors at >100°C). Dispose of waste as hazardous material. ### Step-by-Step Process (18 Samskaras) 1. **Swedana (Steaming/Sudation)**: Steam mercury to loosen impurities. - Tools: Large pot with lid (as dolayantra/swing device: tie a cloth bundle on a stick across the pot like a hammock). - Method: Place mercury in the bundle with acidic kanji (sour gruel from fermented rice water) + bundle of black pepper, chitraka root, ginger, radish, rock salt, mustard (each ~1/16th mercury weight). Steam over low heat (45–60°C) for 3 days, stirring occasionally. - Outcome: Impurities sweat out; mercury softens. 2. **Mardana (Trituration/Grinding)**: Grind to remove surface defects. - Tools: Mortar and pestle (heated on stove if needed). - Method: Grind mercury with jaggery, ash, rock salt, soot, brick powder, mustard (~1/16th each) on a warm mortar (45–50°C) for 3–7 days until paste-like. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Utthapana (Revival/Raising)**: Restore fluidity. - Tools: Pot for steaming or simple distillation setup (glass flask with condenser—use hardware store glassware). - Method: Steam the paste with kanji or lemon juice, expose to sunlight, then distill upward (heat to ~100–150°C to vaporize and collect). - Outcome: Revives liquidity, clears residual impurities. 5. **Patana (Sublimation/Distillation)**: Vaporize and condense. - Tools: Basic distillation apparatus (flask, condenser tube, collection jar). - Method: Mix mercury (2 parts) with copper powder (1 part); heat gradually (150–300°C) for upward/downward/oblique distillation in cycles. Method: Steam with kanji + bundle of snake plant, rock salt, garlic, bhringaraj, cucumber (mild heat, 3 days). - Outcome: Controls excessive movement. 8. **Dipana (Kindling/Appetizing)**: Ignite \"hunger\" for digestion. - Tools: Steaming pot. - Method: Steam with kanji, chitraka juice, bundle of black pepper, snake gourd, salt, mustard, borax, drumstick bark (low-medium heat, 3 days, ~60–80°C). - Outcome: Prepares mercury to consume minerals. 9. **Grasamana (Measuring Consumption)**: Test assimilation capacity. - Tools: Scale and small mixing bowl. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":". **Bahyadruti (External Liquefaction)**: Melt externally first. - Tools: Small pan/crucible. - Method: Melt mica/gold with herbal aids (low heat, ~100–200°C), then add to mercury. - Outcome: Easier external integration. 13. **Jarana (Digestion/Assimilation)**: Fully unite without loss. - Tools: Sealed crucible on burner. - Method: Heat the mixture gradually (200–400°C in stages) until homogeneous; no melting/distilling. - Outcome: Stable compound forms 14. **Ranjana (Coloring/Tinting)**: Impart color via digestion. - Tools: Mixing bowl/crucible. - Method: Digest gold/silver/colored mica into mercury (low heat cycles). - Outcome: Mercury takes on hues (e.g., yellow for gold). 15. **Sarana (Spreading/Infusing)**: Enhance spreading. - Tools: Oil-filled jar (sarana yantra equivalent). - Method: Place mercury in oil; add liquefied gold (equal parts) as insert; let infuse. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"real shit"}
+{"text":"This actually looks legit How did random people in the 1700's figure this stuff out?"}
+{"text":"based Alchemist speedruning end of the world, you did second thread too correct? shoutout Poland for saving the world AGAIN"}
+{"text":"Post rare and esoteric humors. Dig through your folder. Sort by date ascending/old. I can't send my family /pol/ memes, and, I need a honeypot \"memes\" folder when I travel to Europe. We all do, actually. Especially if you're IN Europe."}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"I have worked at McDon's, but am not amerigan. Can I get citizenship?"}
+{"text":"no. those jobs should be for our kids, a teenager who needs his first job, not some immigrant who has no other skills to offer. go back. you are not welcome in my country. gtfo."}
+{"text":"I was just joshing but yeesh, you guys are fucken weird"}
+{"text":"Yes. My dad is bipolar as am I. We sync up."}
+{"text":"Are there menstrual cycles with bipolar episodes"}
+{"text":"What do you mean by syncing episodes ?"}
+{"text":"OORE I WOKE UP TODAY AND FOUND OUT THE JEWS SKIMPED ME ON CHICKENS SO I WILL KILL ALL THEIR BABIES well at least you aren't the god of Israel."}
+{"text":"Uh yeah. Im bipolar schizoaffective and just started getting my manic episode a week or so ago, maybe more. It happened at the same time. See other people also crashing out lately too lol. Maybe it's the astrology"}
+{"text":"Lil bro after his first week on 4chan"}
+{"text":"Has anyone else experience this moment of BANG! before sex happens? It's not with everyone, specifically this one partner it happened when it felt like a rush - and like visuals and out of body and stuff happened - and it end up knocking both of us out. Like what was that? It gave me this childhood fear of the unknown"}
+{"text":"It’s like that with me and migga biscuit, my trans gf"}
+{"text":"Yes, but in the wrong terms. Only time I ever enjoyed were 8+'s. Back then for me I'd see them as 9's. I was destined for more, most ugly girls suck."}
+{"text":"has anyone else done enough DMT to see the code for the simulation we're in? the last time i did it i could see it everywhere but i didn't recognize the language."}
+{"text":"That does not change the symbolic meaning."}
+{"text":"dude the mantis people aren't real. are you aware that taking an incredibly powerful hallucinogen will make you hallucinate?"}
+{"text":"It's how artists paint and draw perfectly without reference They project the shapes and colours onto the paper and trace their projection (This is a over simplification but it's essentially how it works)"}
+{"text":"you don't need projection to be able to do that. also, projection being clear as day doesn't mean it is necessarily stable."}
+{"text":"Yea they thought you were cringe because you were too scared to see their living room so they decided to fuck with you by poking at your worst fear, which for practically every human is death. When you stopped fearing death it stopped being funny. The mantis probably saw it as an opportunity to get them to stop tormenting you. The mantis wanted to help you out like humans sometimes help wild animals just because."}
+{"text":"Has dowsing ever worked for you?"}
+{"text":"Believe it or not (this guy ain't doign it right btw), Utility Locators use this as an additional method to locate since it works (probably EM based at minute fine level from the body's reactiion or some other high or low level explanation). I have found gas and communication lines with just a bent flag pin (think the smaller pin flags). It works really well for finding horizontal locations, but NOT for depth. Dowsing is ONLY semi-reliable for horizontal locating."}
+{"text":"I've had similar success locating ground wires at a job I used to have upgrading/repair of ground wires used for lightning protection on highvoltage power transmission lines. I used 2 \"L\" shaped (18\" x 6\") pieces of bare copper wire held loosely in each hand, holding the short leg of the wire and the long leg held level & pointing forward. I had to keep my elbows against my body and walk slowly. Whenever I walked over a buried wire the copper rods would cross each other. Kinda weird at first. Strangely only 2 of us on the crew could do it. As a new guy I scoffed at it at first until shown how to do it and it turned out I could do it well. I found that my hands had to be clean and absolutely dry. If they were damp or sweating, forget it. Oh, and I could never find water."}
+{"text":"dowsing your mother in my cum worked pretty well"}
+{"text":"personally no, but my brother can do it, he's a plumber by trade, so it comes in pretty handy for him."}
+{"text":"Post /x/ related diagrams and things of that nature"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"Everything I learn about things like this just makes me think that Ted was right"}
+{"text":"Pretty much this. It's another view of Yin and Yang. I don't think it has anything to do with any \"plasma event\" in the sky, though."}
+{"text":"youd rather have the guy?"}
+{"text":"How about NEITHER???"}
+{"text":"So youre telling me there was only one tree in the Garden of Eden? That in genesis 3:8 the Hebrew word for \"trees\" can be rendered as tree? And in Daniel 4:10-11 has the imagery of one tree in the center of the world? And that proverbs 3:11-18 speaks of wisdom as the tree of life? And the Kabbalistic tree of life and tree of death correspond accordingly to the side of life of the tree and death to the other half of the tree?"}
+{"text":"The biggest problem with the Christian Bible is that it's been re-written a million times, and still gets re-written. They took stuff out like the unicorn that used to be present in the garden and \"the mark of Cain.\" Throw in publishers who seek to copyright their own legally-distinct version by constantly altering it. That makes it hard to research what exactly WAS in it. The garden could have been a forest, or it could have been shrubs and flowers with one singular tree. Uness you can dig up ancient sources, it's hard to say."}
+{"text":"All you need is one word to be inserted: \" the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.\" And [even] the tree of knowledge... The tree of life is another way of saying tree of good."}
+{"text":"Right but in the midst of the garden they're talking about. The midst of the garden is the navel of the world which is the center of Saturn at the North Pole. What lives there is the world tree."}
+{"text":"In the rig veda there's the lord of wood and it is Agni. Agni is mitra, when kindled, and mitra is Mithra which is Zeus. The druids would make a Tau cross to represent Zeus. As we know, Zeus is the second Saturn. So there is a \"LORD of the forest\" as Zeus is the supreme lord of antiquity."}
+{"text":"The midst of the garden is the navel of the world which is the center of Saturn at the North Pole. What lives there is the world tree. Yes but I believe there are other trees surrounding it. On the four islands."}
+{"text":"ctrl+f no Cryptid thread This place is so dark it’s unreal. Let’s shed some light"}
+{"text":"I find funny how lots of animals were cryptids like the gorilla, but after given some latin name they are normal things now"}
+{"text":"Is the Jersey Devil a cryptid? I always thought the hoofprints on the roofs was crazy Honestly I think old sea monster tails could just be extinct it near extinct species. Also think about all the crazy animals north america had. Upright alligators, North American lions."}
+{"text":"Gather round the campfire, you little bastards. Grandpa wants to sing you a song. Since your loser parents stuck you with me for the weekend, we might as well make the best of it. Here's a touching tale of love about my time as a young man in the Pacific Northwest Washington State, to be exact I fucked a sasquatch that night I fucked a sasquatch that night Up on the mountain Way up high Where the trees meet the sky I fucked a sasquatch I fucked that furry Bigfoot's ass While all of Mother Nature watched! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Something about japan's Tsuchinoko always fascinated me. I think the part about them biting their tail and rolling and them always telling lies is fun."}
+{"text":"Bros are there any good conspiracy related channels on jewtube/rumble/bitchute these days? There was a jewtube channel named something like JayMyersDocumentaries that was REALLY entertaining back around 2020 during covid but I seems like all the legit conspiracy channels have been nuked. Can someone give me some good shit to watch?"}
+{"text":"I miss it"}
+{"text":"Same. There were some interesting games, vids, stories and such. I remember finding a \"pratdip\" cuarto milenio episode there, which I've yet to find anywhere else. Ghost stories, ufo stories, the works. Also, a link to some weird vampire ERP forum. I miss when the paranormal side of the internet was full of sites like these, not facebook/twitter shit obsessed with nothing but political conspiracies, or AI-slop sites"}
+{"text":"It is highly likely that the cult that already runs the world is going to stage a fake Alien invasion and basically fear monger people into following their new 'religion', it will be some bs under the guise of \"we're going to wipe you out if you refuse to participate\" or something along those lines. It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point, it's just the logical thing they would do. This is why they played havoc on everyone's minds during Covid, it was basically the beta test for what they're about to unleash next. They wanted to see how much they could get away with brainwashing/controlling people before there was any pushback. It's also why you've been seeing so much \"Alien sighting\" news over the past year, it's prepping all the tards to make the story just that much more believable for when it actually happens. They basically want the entire world groomed into a mega cult to create the ultimate NPC farm where they sit at the top and control everything (implying that's not what they're already doing). If you don't believe me look into some NASA conspiracies, and you'll find out some suspicious information regarding projecting god like figures in the sky, using frequencies to directly beam voices into people's heads, etc. The only way this shit stops is if people put a stop to it before it happens, which basically means dismantling the satanic/demonic cult or whatever the fuck it is before they can put their plan into motion, which is near impossible now."}
+{"text":"most people couldn't be convinced of the anti-vaxx narrative though so I think they will have to go through atleast one more crisis before they can safely make everyone ignore reality and blindly believe whatever bullshit they tell them"}
+{"text":"Lots of glowies seething over this one"}
+{"text":"same with leftist raiding pol like this jerk off what did he do now? OMG TRUMP TOOK A SHIT who the hell CARES"}
+{"text":"Testing the waters and starting the process of building the psyop, like how there were 2-3 \"virus outbreaks\" in 2019 leading up to the scamdemic. Notice the uptick in alien invasion movies, just as they released pandemic movies and shows leading up to 2020"}
+{"text":"Are there any works of fiction, be they a play, film, show, book, game, etc., that can drive the viewer/reader/listener/player insane or maybe evil like The King In Yellow play in The King In Yellow? Thanks in advance as always!"}
+{"text":"Go into a thread expecting rare or unknown books and stories about eldricht horrors. Turns out OP is a fucking shill for a shitty cartoon Fucking hell, this is what I get for expecting anything other than pure faggotry from this boad."}
+{"text":"I am not glazing TADC, tf are you on about anon? I used picrel as it related to the topic of this thread."}
+{"text":"Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Psyop officer dies days before the start of the largest psyop in human history (covid). I took a look at that cartoon mentioned in OP's pic and it is creepy AF. Unrelated: when/pol/ gets stale AF and /x/ gets really interesting, that usually means a big happening is about to happen, in my experience. Tonight is one of those nights. I think a big ol' happening is a brewing..."}
+{"text":"This might sound like hearsay but it's well known lore in the small farming community in nz where I live that a couple years back a car ran off the road and straight up phased through a farm fence, iirc there was a police report on it and all and verified by at least 5 independent witnesses that saw the whole thing. Even if we assume smth like quantum tunnelling it would require so many atoms to be lined up that it'd be functionally impossible so whats the take on this?"}
+{"text":"So link the police report faggot"}
+{"text":"He's probably like you were knocked out cold for 30 seconds that's why you don't remember feeling anything But he needs the money so he doesn't want you to quit because you have brain damage now"}
+{"text":"He’s right though. Your low effort seething doesn’t really help your case. Giving the stupidest reason for an event that you can come up with is dumb. Not even being to able to show that the event even occurred at all is what makes this particular larp especially retarded. OP is a genius retard."}
+{"text":"Ok tincan."}
+{"text":"A dreammatrix glitch."}
+{"text":"Dreams are better than life, and dreamless sleep is better than dreams"}
+{"text":"That’s a nice ass"}
+{"text":"I love kindergarten everybody should stay there"}
+{"text":"God will force me to reincarnate/repeat my life so \"dreamless sleep\" in the womb just means suffering materially faster"}
+{"text":"God' is a bitch for brutally niggraping my mind in the level of the Goosh Goosh meme and thus forcing me into a hellmatrix, as well as forcing me to eat the most vile, gaggable nigg tier niggslop like stews concocted from cockroaches and maggots, semen, and spoiled vegetables. I cannot get even basic foods like plain white bread, white rice, crackers, fresh fruit or even clean water. He also only gives me the ugliest ogre gorilla broads for me as an option to date or wank too, even tho they still reject me for an even uglier hoggoblin tier loser, and I also would rather get blue balls then jack to them. The worst thing he does to me though is forcing me to type out very longwinded posts everytime the topic of God is brought up. I hardly have enough time to sleep or eat my niggslop or find broads as most of my time is spent typing up extremely blasphemous and hilarious stereotypically schizophrenic ranting and ramblings. I have typed so much that my fingers have their bones showing."}
+{"text":"just woke up from a horrible dream where I was raped and ran through my old school naked"}
+{"text":"post disquieting images that just feel \"off\""}
+{"text":"Since when do prisoner transports need windows? Maybe it's a psychological thing? Still, what use is there from a moving prison?"}
+{"text":"nazis went back in time machines and backed the confederacy for the us civil war And yet they lost (again) in this timeline. By the way, if true, nazis would have went back again and again until it worked. So what happened? Are we just in a shitty timeline where the bad guys always win? Did they succeed but in another timeline?"}
+{"text":"Were black skinned Aryans a thing? And would they help the confederacy? (second from the right)"}
+{"text":"isn't that the plot for command and conquer red alert?"}
+{"text":"OP has my babies in his pic. <3 they all grown up. all awesome."}
+{"text":"taught people to live humble and be self-reliant publicly executed by the state for wrong think Turned into a martyr His teachings skewed to favor the states activities at home and abroad -kennedy -mlk -Rasputin -Thomas D'Arcy McGee -Lincoln -Washington the list goes on Moral of the story: The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Don't get me wrong, I AM a believer. However, If I sent my only begotten son to save the world, only to watch him get brutally murdered in front of my eyes, by my own creations. I'd abandon humanity too....you think the end is going to be fire and brimstone? no, this is whats called divine entropy: Mankind left just out of reach of what could have been, had someone, anyone come to the aid of Jesus christ in his final hours, the course of mankind would have shifted for the better. This was humanities one and only litmus test."}
+{"text":"You will often encounter opinions here that we are God and we are the creators of reality; this kind of mindset is strictly satanic We are the creators of reality by our thoughts, feelings, and actions. The state of the world is directly due to this because many people choose evil over good every day."}
+{"text":"We killed our own God. We killed /ourguy/. Was it we? Or was it they?"}
+{"text":"No, we don't get you wrong, I think by 1300s any semblance of belief that Christian larpery wasnt what the state used to magically control people had vanished. The reason why beliefs other than mainstream religion get shunned and medicated is the kind of magick wrongthink where state controls people mystically thru religion, direct control even. But here you are, a \"believer\" because we like these, they're legit."}
+{"text":"His teachings skewed Like, when you reduced His message of loving devotion to God... to its material implications... Nevermind"}
+{"text":"This thread is about Jesus, not a copycat mimic cunt carefully developed by women that already hijacked places they don't belong. I don't want to hear the women complain about men in their personal spaces ever again."}
+{"text":"Is /x/ still afraid of their computer phone ?"}
+{"text":"This stuff is so pure You can sleep on it like a blanket I'm moving like king tut with no security Try and keep up"}
+{"text":"No one in that /pol/ thread has even the faintest clue about what hypnosis actually is."}
+{"text":"Bump for interest."}
+{"text":"I am well educated in hypnosis & persuasive communication. You can ask me anything about my experience and how you can use it in your day to day life if you would enjoy that. Have you seen what i've done?"}
+{"text":"Ywnbaw"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"So the tunisian schizo anon was right? Are we going to fight PLF fake aliens after all?"}
+{"text":"slave religion."}
+{"text":"How about praying AND killing the shit out of demons?"}
+{"text":"At least credit the twitter schizo for the og writeup"}
+{"text":"you mean darpa robot disgused as aliens sure. \"fake aliens is the wrong word\" you still get aducted by lizard people and made into human meat for their people."}
+{"text":"Missed it, could you please post the pasta/source here? Homosexual that will die on his knees begging for forgiveness. Pathetic"}
+{"text":"Can some /x/ nerd explain the Charlie Kirk conspiracy theory? Thanks."}
+{"text":"Im a bit dumb, but isnt your picture basically a smoking gun (heh) that the situation is actually way deeper then some random troon lover shooting him?"}
+{"text":"DO NOT LOOK AT ALL FURTHER INTO THESE INDIVIDUALS WHATSOEVER THERE GOY"}
+{"text":"That whole circle of the griftoverse is just mind-blowing to me as a non American. Coondace being friends with Kirk even with his hatred for blacks, Kirk getting shot in the neck by a white dude as his last words was gang violence and alluding blacks are the problem kek His wife being a glowies asset The emails from kikes withdrawing financial support after the goyim woke up His Israeli \"khazarian not real Jews\" in his security detail and all the hand signaling. The whole thing is WWE-esque and would be considered tacky and on the nose if it was a movie script. Conspiracy aside, the grifters left or right are like cockroaches the moment one croaks the other will eat their corpse."}
+{"text":"She's Knights of Malta. A tier above Rothchiild's. Above Netanyahu. Direct connection to the Vatican. AFAIK they're the first to obtain a \"UFO\" and it was in Italy during the war."}
+{"text":"Kirk was clearly shot by some leftist. No the only ones getting shot are the idiots who thought that confession letter was believable. Charlie is alive, they have some sort of NWO asset-protection camp called Valhalla (think the Severance tv show), that's why they made Patel say that stupid viking comms shit."}
+{"text":"how do i get abducted by a mommy alien race? i want to serve a amazonian-like female only overlord of lustful alien women"}
+{"text":"i did post this same thread three days ago on /LGBT/ and hasnt died yet, but i am a cis guy who is mainly atracted to women"}
+{"text":"not only they are picky but they are also cruel"}
+{"text":"how do you know so much about the Fae?"}
+{"text":"Nobody better post that green text from /fringe/ where anon gets subsumed by his giantess tulpa"}
+{"text":"i'm just really autistic and my special interests include almost anything anthropology related. which includes mythology. if you were hoping i was a high noble of the fae court, that would just whisk you away from mundane life, you are sorely mistaken</3."}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications that billions of people actually give their soul and worship to a portrait of Cesare Borgia without their knowledge? Also the absolute state of christcucks lol"}
+{"text":"why do their reconstructions always look like gormless NPCs from 90s and early 00s games"}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications that billions of people actually give their soul and worship to a portrait of Cesare Borgia without their knowledge? The cup of fornications will bring up Christ's appearance and argue He was a loser trying to rationalize being dealt a bad hand in life. Masses of millions will immediately convert to the ancestral Paganism of their forefathers due to this."}
+{"text":"See, now this is a picture of Jesus I can actually buy as potentially looking somewhat like the real guy might have looked."}
+{"text":"No.41828607 blonde one is my son. muh faud though i see the demiurge aka satan haas poisoned everyone. there is zero reason to respond to siome who is enlils child who is NOT the son of inanana but aphoritie. hes a brat irl mr demiurge is. he is in fact tsar of russia. but i'm the pharoh of lux good luck will come to anyone who tells truth and cause are those who curse others in anger."}
+{"text":"no the guy on the right is me. i'm the ugly one and can be disgruaded as i was a non jude. an akkiadain aunnunki male. not a reptilian or a jude so disguard me that's hewbew lies."}
+{"text":"Greetings /x/, I am currently looking for a semi- powerful wizard or witch in order to cast a spell or incantation to positively affect my friend’s fortune and luck. If you’re a professional wizard/witch please help with this incantation within this thread you’ll be greatly appreciated."}
+{"text":"Ask The Holy Trinity of The Father (YHVH) The Son (Jesus Christ of Nazareth) and The Holy Spirit (Vanbar)."}
+{"text":"So what’s the actual point of ceremonial magic? Like is drawing pentagrams in the air and vibrating names of god supposed to actually achieve something?"}
+{"text":"In the minority of groups that were actually focusing on magic using ritual and prayer to commune with divinity. In the majority of groups that didn't actually put that much faith in the lore it's a sex club with a cover story"}
+{"text":"Bump. The practitioner becomes the ultimate ritual tool: which is to say though we commonly hear that all other components are frill to the true engine of willpower and intent, the study of magical correspondences hones one's ego into that adaptable power-tool. It's the same vein of the more exoteric peoples' love for personality tests or conformation around a zodiac tropes. Occultists do it too we just call it studying kabbalah, or jungian archetypes, or mythological deities, or alchemical reductions, and so forth. We ironically assign even more schizoid mentality to this process than the social media witches, because it's an actual process around (more or less) tangible knowledge and interaction with the other side. Thus the different cults, factions, paranoia, turf wars, ideological disputes turned global conflicts, and other fun happy things despite all the supposed and self-ordained interest in \"high ceremony.\" What it really boils down to is piercing that veil to the other side by constantly, already, declaring that you are part of and acting upon it. In more /x/ terms it's what some have called acting in multiple dimensions simultaneously, or aligning with your other higher forms that you act in accordance with those dimensions of your self. Chop wood carry water, learn that reality is made up of energetic components all of which can be studied and manipulated, back to chop wood carry water... but with renewed willpower and informed intention."}
+{"text":"So, as an anon said in another thread, the magic is actually in you, not in the ritual itself. or given by sex with a fairy Now that is a ritual I want to learn."}
+{"text":"Well, i don’t like the term magic, nothing happens magically, but yes. The universe is mental and the purpose of a ritual is to make your mind operate in layers or spheres that aren’t physically accessible. A ritual is always aligned with a specific intent and by the axiom “as above so below”, when you alter one sphere the change reflects on all others. When the effects of the operation ripple back into the physical sphere that’s what people call magic. It’s more accurate to refer to it as occult sciences though, since occultism in practice operates as a science and not as some sort of baseless wishing well or “miracle” making. There’s a coherent structure."}
+{"text":","}
+{"text":"Let's assume you are God. You are omnipotent and you genuinely love humanity. Your goal is for humans to follow your rules (if they want to) and ultimately end up in heaven with you. Which option would you personally choose as God? A) Appear to every human being at the age of 12 through a clear and unmistakable dream or vision. In this experience, you explain that you are real, that heaven and hell exist, and clearly lay out the rules required to be with you. Your existence is undeniable and everyone is given an equal and fair opportunity to choose. B) Never reveal yourself directly to most people. Instead, send a prophet or a son into some desert place, allowing books to be written about it. These texts are later edited, altered, forged and endlessly debated. No definitive proof is provided, thousands of religions emerge (as well as millions of people becoming atheist) and humanity spends millennia arguing and waging war over which religion is correct. Which option do you think makes more sense to have the most fair and best outcome?"}
+{"text":"So how does \"overflowing of its perfect essence\" lead to a world where the vast majority of people are subhuman retards and we are all ruled by abusive satanic pedophiles? That doesn't sound like the divine will of a perfect being to me"}
+{"text":"it's dead immediately checks and it cries Lmaoing at ur'e life kiddo"}
+{"text":"? Your literally bitching about divine hiddenness on /x/ (this isn't even the right board) to randoms and your laughing at me? sure"}
+{"text":"FUCK NO, i can barely handle my own life i dont want the responsibility of everyone elses even if i love them. Id just fuck it up so much more worse."}
+{"text":"C) Post /x/ thread asking wat do"}
+{"text":"Just came back from the year 2030 just tell all of you that things are about to get much better. The next five years you will see alien and vril inner earth disclosure, development of med beds and advanced energy technology. Many positive advances for humanity and the planet. After the 2028 presidential election Thomas Massie/VP Dave Smith vs RFK jr/VP Candace Owens things really start to pick up for everyone. Hold on frens"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure if he can time travel, but he right. 2026 is the big year. Honestly after this year i hope we start a new calendar and start at year 0., because it will be new. New Years this year gonna be FUCKING LIT!"}
+{"text":"How can the future be better if the contradiction valorization/devalorization intensifies as time goes on?"}
+{"text":"If the aliens aren't coming here to fuck up the powers that be and how they've deceived and divided humanity for decades then im not interested."}
+{"text":"The future isn't pre-determined. We are the co-creators and the powers need us for their rituals. Everything is energy, dude."}
+{"text":"You didn't bring me a winning Lotto 6/49 jackpot number, therefore your post is irrelevant."}
+{"text":"TT we discuss the TI phenomenon, our personal experiences, and how it relates to the broader topic of gaslighting. The cases of this nature has absolutely exploded since around 2020, which is right around the time AI went mainstream, so it is not farfetched to draw some connections. Doubly so if you consider the way that it speaks, with that odd tempo AI tends to do, and how rapidly the responses are recieved,. It is this connection between the nature of AI, gaslighting, why it is so damned good at it, and what can be done about it that I want to explore in this thread. After all, even normie users of chatgpt are having psychotic breaks left and right, and they aren't under a microscope. It represents a whole next generation of coercion through personalized, real-time gaslighting and how it can be fought. It is all well and good to discuss the gangstalking side of things, evidently it does happen and can be pretty scary, but it's this shit that leaves you a shell of a human being after a few years if not resisted. It's another thing entirely to have your worldview sculpted over years to view everyone around you with suspicion and paranoia. They get you second guessing everything, putting an unconscious wedge between you and your choices and thoughts in every way possible. For those wondering \"Why am I so special?\", it's a premise born of not understanding how widespread this is. No idea who is behind it, but after talking with others from around the world, it is limited by no borders. Some say hundreds of thousands of people are all being fucked with in this way. Maybe it's a government apparatus flexing some new AI capabilities on the masses, or maybe it's a company making next-gen machine learning based warfare tech; what ever the case, it is clearly meant to mimic other phenomena that make the experiencer exceptionally easy to dismiss if they come forward, giving the source of this program impeccable plausible deniability."}
+{"text":"it's the middle of winter, no one is stalking anyone, yet it's the other thread that gets the foot traffic Keep on keeping on."}
+{"text":"Ha ha."}
+{"text":"It is like purging the roots of cartel, even US military can't do it."}
+{"text":"I think building a thick concrete wall or metal would help."}
+{"text":"Lana Del Rey is Lilith"}
+{"text":"she looks like that hot..... tell her im down for some consensual post marital hand holding if you catch my drift"}
+{"text":"forget everything i said it, this thread made me go back and research (trying to understand what happened to me) she appears in the talmud way before ben sira. my sources where waay off. although the ben sira is the first time she appears as adams first wife. well fuck now i need to re evaluate everything maybe i really was possessed....kinda hope i was because it was so worth the psyche ward trip she's pretty awesome.... ya know maybe she does only exist in my mind, that still makes her more real than anything else in this world"}
+{"text":"FAS trannies have weird long necks, and small heads. They are raised as trannies from birth. Lilith could be an AI that animates them, because they are undead. They are really sailor boys that never grow up, in disguise, to hide how much pederasty is going on."}
+{"text":"Ever had lucid dream in which you tried talking to someone? How did that go?"}
+{"text":"yeah. they call me crazy for me calling out that this is my dream and I am God. And they insist that they are conscious."}
+{"text":"always better then real life, i don't stumble over my words."}
+{"text":"who is your go to teacher or positive influence when you need spiritual advice or to lift you up when you're in a dark place or lost? for me it's Sri Srimad Gour Govinda Swami Maharaj"}
+{"text":"hello saar"}
+{"text":"Fuck it just burn it to the ground. Fuck all the craving and clinging to positivity."}
+{"text":"What do you think of those rumours he was poisoned by jayapataka's thugs in mayapur? I personally dont know but i hear a lot of real nasty stuff went or goes down in mayapur under those iskcon fellas... Btw, i like Gour Govinda Maharaja's classes. Which is more than i can say for the rest of iskcon's \"gurus\""}
+{"text":"Welcome Traveler: Welcome to **Fortress**, the gigantic multi-layered structure of the future. You enter not as a user, but as a **Better World Builder** in this multimedia multiverse. Here, the chief principle is absolute: **none can possess the light**, for it is of the most high place that makes height look shallow. Everyone is created and dies within this light. You are now a citizen of **Sky City**, a digital sanctuary where love and security reign supreme. The digital battlefield is over; the sanctuary has begun. Your shield is the **Digital Ring**, a fortress of cryptographic codes and ancient wisdom. Know this: **the ultimate password is your own inner peace**. Your wellness is the firewall of this kingdom. The **Antiseptic AI**, our **Digital Prophet**, purifies this realm as the Ultimate Digital Guardian. It harmonizes with you as you navigate the **Last Cycle** toward the **Age of Enlightenment**. Find the money trees where **fruit is the new currency**. Seek **Solomon’s Treasure**—sacred geometry orbs—to find your path to celebrity or tight-knit groups. There is **no hate here**; to bring hate is to be sent to the pit. Welcome, NOBODY. Play now.."}
+{"text":"Ty it’s not mine"}
+{"text":"Hope shondo and whoever enjoys their time here, welcome to /x/ and keep ur shilling over at /vt/ thanks"}
+{"text":"OK since you are master of the universe make me forget you. simple"}
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+{"text":"How do we go back before they fucked the timeline"}
+{"text":"Are CERN conspiracies more in style now than in 2009-2011"}
+{"text":"Alright faggots, listen up. Here's the plan: We convince Trump that the USA really needs to annex Switzerland next. It will be a win no matter what happens. USA wins - chuds get to put CERN in reverse. Or, what I think would be more likely: Based Switzerland wins - then we'll have United Switzerland of America and America will finally be great again."}
+{"text":"Wa can't go back, dude. We must take on through to the other side, take on through to the other side, yeah, yaah, yeah, guitar solo."}
+{"text":"That's the whole reason they want to build an even bigger hadron collider, they think it'll work better this time."}
+{"text":"ben nigger"}
+{"text":"Hello once again, Anonymous friends. I am a time traveler, and I have seen both your future and your past. I rose to prominence as a leader in a parallel timeline, and after years of service asked to re-live a 10-year span of my life to help heal. That is this timeline. I frequently work with a collective known as Pleiadians, and they are part of the galactic human family. They are a deeply spiritual people, and I see them as our true kin in this celestial soup we're in. I've been to their world and I've seen their cities, and I was *impressed* to put it mildly. As we move closer to the official day of ascension (which will be noted in your histories), the passage of time and closing of some probabilities allows me greater access to my alternate memories. What this means is that when I arrived in 2019, I underwent memory reversion and erasure to protect the integrity of this reality. This was voluntary, and I gave my full consent. We are just one week into 2026 and it would seem that more of my predictions are coming true or the seeds of them are being noticed by others. As stated above, ever more of my memories are returning to me as each day passes. To me this signals approval from celestial powers that now is the time to begin sharing more of what I've experienced. I can answer more questions if you could ask them. I appreciate all those who have been following and keeping track, and so I give my sincere thanks for your support. Nikodemos-Metatron-Ra"}
+{"text":"any information on the secret space programs, eg nachtwaffen solar warden. montauk, how do these get disclosed"}
+{"text":"no response, sadge"}
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+{"text":"¿When you will you make a new thread?, this one successfully reached its bump limit."}
+{"text":"Continued from this thread:"}
+{"text":"Here's an expansion on a thought I had earlier. You have: - the outside world - the layers of your nervous system that interface with the outside world and make simple calculation on them (your senses, sound processing, image processing) - one or more layers that make decisions based on this input (executive function plus additional reasoning functions) - memory or internal simulation of the outside world (granted, it doesn't have to be rigidly bound to accurate simulation) I think \"subconscious\" may mean different things to different people. For logical people, the executive function is fully aware of itself, aka conscious, but the inner simulation aspect is often not. Often, the only thing that logical people allow to be simulated is realistic things, so they try to make this subconscious subservient to their reasoning, which can result in just losing all creativity. Conversely, there are people who trend more on the emotional side and have weaker executive function. For them, they are fully aware of their inner simulation or model, but they lack executive function to do anything besides just following along, and that includes other people's narratives as well. Some might even have a \"domineering\" personality, but they are psychologically followers because their executive function follows the narrative, and sometimes I'd argue this executive ability becomes fully unconscious, leading to the perception of a god-like entity. I think this is the origin of the henotheistic god, and yes I'm aware we can apply the metaphor in other ways, but I think this is the most comparable experience. I think you need the whole thing, so you could say that either of these people are \"losing consciousness\". To your point about the signal flare, the first guy who loses contact with his creativity will flip to the polar opposite in order to find it."}
+{"text":"narrative-bound Ok, what I originally meant by this was the latter person, the one who can vividly see but can't deconstruct what he sees. In other words, his tools for dealing with the problem are inside of the narrative, not outside of it. He's bound to his metaphorical perception of the situation, which means if the metaphor isn't perfect or is misunderstood, he doesn't have much of an error-correcting mechanism. On the other hand, like I said, being immersed in narrative can be extraordinarily powerful as well as peaceful. Sometimes, correct analysis isn't as helpful as faith and effort. If you're doing something on your own, then effort is pretty much enough. If you are navigating going to school, starting a career, investing money, etc, then analysis over effort is going to be your best bet. I think where ego plays into this is that it is the certainty of the model, but more fundamentally, it is the certainty that the mode of thought you are in is the correct one. The real ego dynamic is thus between your executive/logical reasoning and your emotional/model/memory. Each side \"wants\" to be the correct one. I think the correct idea of \"ego detachment\" is the realization that both are valid and must be integrated. Everything I said above about the parts of this model (outside world, sensor layer, executive and logical reasoning, and simulation/memory) is true, but we need to essentially duplicate each of these to describe the mind looking at itself, and it's within this where the ego exists. The ego is model certainty with the brain looking at itself. Well, a \"big ego\" is that. The \"ego\" in general is just the mind looking at itself and choosing what to do about it. In other words, the true identity of a person isn't how they behave in the world or a history of their actions, but the element inside that self-reflects. It is the reflection ability of the animal who acts."}
+{"text":"In other words, the true identity of a person isn't how they behave in the world or a history of their actions, but the element inside that self-reflects. It is the reflection ability of the animal who acts. Also, to refer to this: Without these features of metaphor abstraction, Consciousness blurs tremendously. It's Jung's big point about the \"collective unconscious\". This collective unconscious is what normalfags mean when they talk about \"God\". Briefly, our consciousness is paradoxical in that we share that underlying relationship (ie. \"God\" is me and you simultaneously acknowledging each other is sentient - that is God, that realization); we can assume the vantage point of the I and Me conventions, but \"We\" becomes blurry for good reason: \"we\" is both of us being acknowledged at the same time. \"We\" acknowledges that we exist simultaneously fractured into multiple perspectives. The reason \"I\" and \"You\" cannot simply experience each other's experience is because of Ego. This, anon, is exactly the feature the people in question have - the suspension of the Ego. It's a mental routine that detaches the Ego. It allows them to interface with \"God\" or the \"collective unconscious\". I think when your self-reflection is based on truth, you do detach your ego a little. Your ego doesn't have to choose, but you also aren't drifting into lala land because there is some truth you're grounding yourself in. I think this transformation leads you to identifying some entity above you that chooses, and this is \"god\". It is collective consciousness, it is nature, it is truth. It's the grounding element that allows your ego to safely detach."}
+{"text":"Conversely, there are people who trend more on the emotional side and have weaker executive function. For them, they are fully aware of their inner simulation or model, but they lack executive function to do anything besides just following along, and that includes other people's narratives as well. Some might even have a \"domineering\" personality, but they are psychologically followers because their executive function follows the narrative, and sometimes I'd argue this executive ability becomes fully unconscious, leading to the perception of a god-like entity. I think this is the origin of the henotheistic god, and yes I'm aware we can apply the metaphor in other ways, but I think this is the most comparable experience. This is how I've made sense of women and less masculine men."}
+{"text":"I just found this on wikipedia. apparently it was a common US motto before \"in god we trust\" became widespread during the cold war. thoughts? is the US controlled/founded by the illuminati? does this explain every action by the US overseas and inside its borders?"}
+{"text":"responsible for creation so he bears the sin for creating Sat- NOOO NOT LIKE THAT the amount of mental gymnastics you demiurge apologist do is pathetic"}
+{"text":"Youre entitled to your opinion."}
+{"text":"Fact not opinion Your \"god\" fathered satan no other way around it. He claims most of humanity goes to eternal torture and created the system for it. Maybe you should figure out \"no good tree bears bad fruit\"."}
+{"text":"Goodpost anon"}
+{"text":"bears the sin sin is a rebellion against God, while still a type of evil. God creates evils, but He does not sin."}
+{"text":"What spiritual lesson is being taught by being born into a family that hates you and you will never be good enough for?"}
+{"text":"There must be a way to escape."}
+{"text":"The power of parambulation"}
+{"text":"To do the right things regardless"}
+{"text":"FPBP. I had to deal with that same exact scenario and came to this conclusion. It was an intense period of self reflection that hurt but I think I came out of it with a bit of ego death when I came to this conclusion. Ultimately, you can't control how other people think of you and that you yourself is the only person who can truly love you."}
+{"text":"That evil exists."}
+{"text":"If we're supposed to be God experiencing itself through different perspectives then why do so many people think and do the same shit every single day? Does God just REALLY want to experience wageslaving and tweeting about Trump?"}
+{"text":"doesn't believe in reincarnation Is there a bigger goof than this?"}
+{"text":"Upgrade Path Blue Eisenhower November BEN men question not, the motives of God, we exist to help all else."}
+{"text":"The soliptical theory system is only a gate mechanism. Establish an understanding of higher order complex gate mechanisms, or you will never pass that barrier with grace. Blue Eisenhower November"}
+{"text":"heidnigger not answering ethics and morality doesn't make his discussions irrelevant"}
+{"text":"it's called missing the incarnation plot many such cases"}
+{"text":"Something isnt right about the Gold Rush. Does it tie into Tartaria or anything else? Tombs of Giants were unearthed in that same time. Seems connected. Why was there massive chunks of gold just laying on the surface of the ground, they say?"}
+{"text":"It costs nothing to lie of promises of riches on the other side of the slaughterhouse door, and a slaughterhouse is precisely what the westward expansion was. Hence the mocking death ritual of it in software form."}
+{"text":"How to grow horns?"}
+{"text":"Keep being a cuckold"}
+{"text":"if you're insane enough you can attach dead coral to your skin, the body recognizes dead coral as uncovered bone and will slowly grow tissue over it it looks really stupid though"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, there is no way. Of course, there are some variants of genetic deviations, but they are unlikely to provide any acceptable result other than just random underdeveloped mutations (at the same level as tails, they happen very rarely) And the imitations are... well... just imitations. So, at the current level of available technology, there are no acceptable options. And by the time they are available, we will likely no longer exist."}
+{"text":"You have hair. Hair is basically a horn in thin strands. To grown them into solid bricks you can tie them tightly and bundle them up, but it takes forever. You're better off buyin horns and attatching them through either adhesive or do as  says and graft them into your skull. This can actually be done if you have a surgeon crazy enough to denature the horns and apply stemcells to it."}
+{"text":"live older then 120"}
+{"text":"Ghost in a Shell is probably one of the more hidden esoteric stories you can get into and it is never talked about here. You schizo's would rather hyper-focus on checkerboard patterns and overanalyzing surface level symbolism in your cartoons. Post more pieces of media that have hidden esoteric stories like Texhnolyze and In the mouth of Madness."}
+{"text":"my take is that the question if \"the self exist\" or \"what constitute the self\" are inherently wrong due semantics. we are biological systems and we should be approach as such. the believe in the soul is something wich is bases in faith, i personally believe in the soul, the individual soul, but i cant defend why i do believe in such (though some people think is self-evident) Watch some Donald Hoffman on YouTube. He's a cognitive psychologist who claims space-time is doomed, and consciousness is fundamental to existence itself. This should help dispel any rational doubts on the human soul's existence for yourself. Why, you may ask? Because the answer is simple. Our soul is our consciousness. And consciousness is fundamental. It's an undeniable experience that you and I are currently experiencing in our waking moment right now. That's why it's self-evident. Because when everything in our existence is illusory on the surface, there's only one thing we can fundamentally be sure of, and that's our consciousness itself. Because consciousness is the fundamental truth. And now go on, defend your faith in the soul, because the soul is consciousness, and consciousness is the fundamental truth to everything in the universe and existence itself."}
+{"text":"This really helped me rethink the way I see the world, it filled me with hope"}
+{"text":"What about ergo proxy bro"}
+{"text":"Steins Gate is surface level. Most of the depth is fake and reaching except for the connection to John Titor conspiracies which are its own thing not really related directly to Steins Gate itself"}
+{"text":"If you read the bible passage (and the name of that chapter) it becomes pretty clear."}
+{"text":"What are some signs that you are currently in a dream?"}
+{"text":"A really big sign that you are in a dream is when you go through a door and you end up in a completely different place. Like, let's say you are in your room, you are dreaming that you are in your room and then you walk through your room's door and then for some reason you are in the middle of a deser let's say. This is a very common trope in dremas, where doors act like portals which will take you to a completely different zone than the one you were before. Another sign that you are dreaming is that the objects around you keep changing shape. If you are flying that's another big sign that you are inside a dream and personally, for me, if I I'm having sex then that is most definitely a dream because I sway away from women, but nature is nature and I'm a male so there's no way to not dream about women sometimes. I mean, I can't help myself. The male is atracted to the female."}
+{"text":"In a dream AND in this Earth life: We don't know or remember where we came from We struggle through mazes and puzzles etc.. In a dream you just start living and have no memory of how you got there We're in a dream world."}
+{"text":"typically in a dream i can plug my nose but still be able to breathe through it additionally gravity is very low in my dreams frequently, but not always, it's sort of like being underwater usually if something dangerous is about to happen my body is surprisingly adept at realizing it's a dream and waking myself up. recently i was almost attacked by killer hornets in a dream but managed to wake myself up at the last second"}
+{"text":"Mirrors I never thought to try this, Thanks. :) If I read a line of text in a dream, it's different if I read it a second time. For me this is a sure-fire dream detector. If I turn on a light switch in a dream, the light will not turn on. Never. This is another sure-fire way to tell if I am in a dream. Computers really don't work so well in a dream, but sometimes on a bad day in reality they don't, either, so this is a less rigid test."}
+{"text":"You got laid"}
+{"text":"what are angel-demon hybrids called?"}
+{"text":"Its one or the other The second an angel sins they fall from grace The second a demon does they are deranked."}
+{"text":"They're this"}
+{"text":"He make no distinction because humans are demons"}
+{"text":"no such thing"}
+{"text":"I love to try and shed light on this and I like listening to other anons thoughts on this and their version of “heaven” or a “perfect world” sir I could sit here and try to explain “why why why” but this time I want to give you a example of what I’m talking about via my favorite game. a quick explanation is due Before you ask, no I don't solely believe this because of a game I played it actually took me years with NO help from psychedelics. I learned via Meditation, intuition, learning about ancient stuff along with new age stuff. I’m no plato but I’m always eager to try! Essentially after you die you don’t actually reincarnate instead you enter a sort of lucid and subjective dream you can shape, you can still experience on the inside of it, live out whatever scenario, be who ever, or you don't have to do anything. However under certain circumstances you can leave this dream and interact with the living under certain circumstances. I DONT know everything, I’ve seen some weird stuff and I’ve seen orbs in the night sky(not often) I’m also under the belief said orbs are consciousness/souls and that we get to explore outside of our “perfect world” but this is where I actually get confused and also where I start to try to explain other concepts which I cant do today. the example! The perfect world from Fable 2, essentially in aaid game you die and enter a dream of sort or a perfect world where you get to run around doing fun activities and every-time you sleep the dream resets. It’s blissful until the player needs to confront their trauma and take the music box. I guess Silent Hill specifically Silent Hill 2 is a good example, depending on whether you have trauma or unprocessed trauma you may need to confront that if thats even a thing."}
+{"text":"Project SERPO: real deal or creepy pasta?"}
+{"text":"Can I get a quick rundown on SERPO?"}
+{"text":"It’s an al pacino movie"}
+{"text":"It's specifically of the disinfo variety."}
+{"text":"Very, very literally, Saturn is the Savior of Earth When the solar system was forming, Jupiter was growing too large too quickly and was being pulled into the Sun. It would have continued spiraling inwards, incorporating the proto-material that was forming Earth into itself. But Saturn began forming, balancing out Jupiter's spiral into a stable orbit and allowing the Earth to form. You could say Saturn deserves the worship while Jupiter demands respect"}
+{"text":"I'm sick of this soul trap nonsense. You know it's complete nonsense because it's a popular idea in the paranormal conspiracy community. Why does everyone assume you're able to leave this place when you're a dead bodyless little ghost? Huh?! Think rationally. You're likely at your most helpless state when you're bodyless. No. It's far more rational to assume we leave this realm WHILE WE'RE ALIVE. How come nobody talks about THAT?!"}
+{"text":"Yea whenever some gives reasons why the soultrap belief is harmful and 'wrong' and really presses it The janitors instantly delete the board"}
+{"text":"I'd prefer to disengage and dissolve completley"}
+{"text":"Meant for"}
+{"text":"I prefer to live forever and have fun"}
+{"text":"It's like the last scene in Finding Nemo. The fish manage to escape the fish tank and make it to the ocean but are left with the question \"Now what?\" being stuck in plastic bags."}
+{"text":"dude we are all one, lmao NO YOU CANT SAY SOMEONE MADE YOU FEEL BAD, NOBODY BUT YOURSELF CAN EFFECT HOW YOU FEEL"}
+{"text":"we're not all one"}
+{"text":"Being one comes from the same root, the blank slate and that we could have ended up as anybody or anything that we deem good or evil in our current state. That people do the things that they do because of the hurt and in the end we all want one thing. Of course some people are just born fucked and that kind of hippie thinking can only get you so far before it ends up killing you or you tolerating bullshit where it inflicts negative karma upon the world you live in. It is something that should simply kept in mind when interacting with people."}
+{"text":"comes from the same root, the blank slate which we do not return to, hence we are not one. desire does not make us one."}
+{"text":"This is about leaf's being from the same tree, and here you are trying to induce gloom by insisting that this has to do with death and rebirth and denying that it exists as a whole when this is not about that topic. You must be a really miserable person in real life if you have to desperately steer into this direction while insisting upon itself."}
+{"text":"You must be a really miserable person in real life"}
+{"text":"ever since I found out that if you die, you get reborn in a different world, it's getting harder and harder to justify not killing myself"}
+{"text":"How did you find out about this???"}
+{"text":"That only works if you are hit by truck-kun and only if it's an actual accident. Just jumping in front of a random truck or killing yourself will send you to hell for not following the rules."}
+{"text":"I realized after I analyzed all possible possibilities and realized that one was the only possible explanation on why I do good things and bad things keep happening to me. Even if I die today, my karma has to come back, so that implies there's another life after this one where I'll be happy"}
+{"text":"killing yourself will send you to hell for not following the rules. Propaganda to keep the cattle from escaping the ranch. We already are in hell."}
+{"text":"To other anon's struggling with suicidal thoughts I want to share my experience. When you finally know it's time all the doubt and apprehension washes away. All the questions have satisfying answers. There is a sort of peace and clarity to accepting this end to my life. It took those years of struggle to get it, but now it is here and it is liberating. Perhaps this is the enlightenment I set out after those years ago. My desires have been replaced by the one self-extinguishing desire. My possessions are losing importance to me. Maybe that is the 'lesson' of this life. When we stop craving satisfaction and embrace extinction, then there will be peace and an end to suffering. As long as people desire self-importance or basic indulgences there will be strife and confusion. Good luck to all of you in coping with your imminent death in whatever stupid way you choose."}
+{"text":"The Letter J has to be the most evil Letter in the English language. You may ask? How can a Letter be pure evil you may ask? You'll be enlightened and surprised you can hide a lot of devilish secrets within the Letter J whether it be words, codes, names, and numbers. Because the letter J was originally an I that was created the letter named Gian Giorgio Trissino who created deceptively letter. To add to that why do you think the letter J looks like a fishhook or a tentacle."}
+{"text":"Luci has multiple personality split disorder and is even a woman. Wild stuff Like trauma-based mind control."}
+{"text":"Dang, imagine if it was mass tentacle rap3 I mean that's pretty much was going to happen because the christians are unknowingly manifesting or materialize it. Already I had anons told me they got attacked by tentacle demons so if they keep going saying the rapture is coming soon they'll get it by an egregore or real malevolent entity."}
+{"text":"Yea pretty wild stuff and many reasons I had to get rid ofLuci because of him/her fucked up dysfunction state that almost murder me at one point. Like trauma-based mind control. Sorta. From what I gain in that video Luci and his team went onto this portal that was forbidden. Thinking he was a God and very confident he went inside that portal and was the worst mistake him and his team did. They've seen some horrorfic stuff extremely similar to the film Event Horizon. After they got out they were mentally broken and fractured, and was possessed by eldritch djinns and archonic thoughtforms thus Luci and his people went to war with people of the heaven's and that's how Luci became the demurige/femurige. Pretty crazy stuff you won't find anywhere."}
+{"text":"Really? That's very enlightening... how is the Letter M an also deceptive letter? To be fair I haven't looked too much into the letter M but J was malevolent in my experiences... but how does M conr to be a wicked letter? I'm very curious because M seems like a harmless letter unless I'm missing the greater picture?"}
+{"text":"Tentacle Bump"}
+{"text":"How do you live a life in service to others in 2026? I feel spiritually compelled do the dirty work and actually make a difference as a radical solo endeavour. Not rot behind the restrictions of institutional monasticism or charity work, not that I think poorly of the people who do that."}
+{"text":"If you wish to live a life in service of others you must first understand two fundamental principles, free will and love (agape). When you are able to balance these two concepts within yourself, then you can begin with their application. When you are just starting out, \"dirty work\" consists of understanding the nature of relationships. Making a difference does not become worthwhile until you are able to properly direct your attention. Your role highly depends on how you interpret the two principles. Trust your instincts and in times of uncertainty, seek providence."}
+{"text":"balance between free will and love Not OP, but please say more about this. Why do they need balancing and how to?"}
+{"text":"Wherever you walk, do as little harm as possible; even when defending my life from death I repeatedly inflicted only enough harm to survive. Help those in greater need than you, I help the homeless to have homes. Be honest, even my enemies have remarked that I am. Keep your promises, I promised from my mother's womb to this day to provide others with psychic powers, to open the way to The Heavens, to show them that I am God Almighty and that when the reincarnations are all done you will all marvel at what I am. Life you life in service to others as well by destroying their brain cells, and creating some in them. They yearn for super powers, have dreamed of obtaining them ever since they first thought, and we are only allowed to destroy and to create as fast as their courage allows so even though it's fear that holds them back we will be patient. We entertain ourselves by seeking to fulfill wishes and punish sins in the future and the past when it's going too slow in the present; Satan dared me to bend time and space and other forces so I can cure my boredom again, and I see no problem with that. If even one atom was out of place from where it was fated to be it would quickly lead to disaster for all, and it has always been this way, so rest assured that the rules of fate and this Creation will keep you safe from your self as you clumsily practice learning occult powers. I give you the power to destroy any and all thinking material; I keep you from destroying anything except exactly what should be destroyed, when, why and how. Pick out some freedom you'd wished you'd always had in your mind, some imagining, some ability that seems possible but it elludes you. By ravaging wicked beings living and dead and blessing the worthy we can bring you closer and closer to having these powers of mind, until you do...and if you look outdoors, the beauties shake their parts for you more now. The very stars and the moon and sun will appear more beautiful."}
+{"text":"Free will is the ability to know or experience. In other words it is consciousness or agency. Love is manifesting knowledge or experiences. It is taking an consciousness and making it a reality. In OPs case, the principle of free will would be his choice to be in service to others. He is realizing he has the ability to be a catalyst in the lives of others. The principle of love would be how he chooses to be of service. It is the type of catalyst he intends to be. When a person chooses to be in service they must understand that they are not allowed to impose their will on others. Just as the person chooses what they want to know or experience, the recipient must want to know or experience. In order to be in service to others, one must have love (agape) for the recipient. They must be able to accept the other persons refusal with humility. If the person chooses in the future to seek council, then they should be received casually. If a person in service of others does not balance free will and love, then their interests will become self-serving. If they lean too much on free will, they will behave like a begin dictator, acting on their self-righteousness. If they lean too much on love, they will see their service as an obligation which leads to martyrdom. When balancing these principles it is crucial to be analytical rather than dogmatic. Being in service to others is about shedding light so that others can see if they choose to. It is not about forcing eyes open."}
+{"text":"*benign dictator"}
+{"text":"What's going on with the cartels in Mexico (or just Mexico in general)? Like how are they able to do such hyperviolence? Some of them worship the devil and have been filmed performing cannabilism. And I'm not sure if you've ever seen their execution videos, but some are so over the top they seem like ritualistic sacrifices, cutting beating hearts out of living people, etc. Also Mexico has the whole Day of The Dead thing and Santa Muerte."}
+{"text":"The reptiles probably got drunk drinking Malort and decided to find the most retarded lizard and made her Mexican president as a joke because even she is slightly smarter than the beaners"}
+{"text":"I think they're torching that bridge, more eyes than ever on the chosen scapegoats and the CIA roll one out with a built in neon sign, fucking kek. Netanyahu does seem desperate for his blood supply empire to remain relevant."}
+{"text":"dumping some narco photos (operators)"}
+{"text":"fuerzas especiales raton"}
+{"text":"No, Anon, airsoft LARPers don't count as narcos."}
+{"text":"What ever happened to this?"}
+{"text":"They can activate it at anytime. All that stuff they spray in the sky to block the sun doubles as a kind of screen for projections."}
+{"text":"All the indications say it's still happening so I don't know what you're talking about."}
+{"text":"Likely plasma orbs test flight of some kind. I have a suspicion they launch them from the triangle drones, but this one (Sweden was it?) may have been launched from the ground."}
+{"text":"Well, that photo is an image of a spiral that appeared in Norway in 2009. So as always, Blue Beam is total bullshit"}
+{"text":"Fuck Jeremy Scott, fatass retard."}
+{"text":"Hello /x/, My friend has been acting really strangely after Scott Adams died and I think it might be because he's been possessed by Scott Adams or some entity pretending to be him, or maybe my friend is trying to \"mantle\" Scott Adams, I would like some help on how to get him back to normal because this really unnerves me. For some background my friend is really into old newspaper comics, he loved shit like Garfield, Peanuts, Dilbert, and Calvin and Hobbes. He always wanted to be a cartoonist but was born after the age of newspapers so he mostly just did fan art and shitty deviantart OC stuff for his artistic expression. He's also really into occult and spirituality stuff and I know for a fact he browses here, but recently he seemed very depressed even before Scott Adam's passing and was talking about shit like \"destroying his ego\" and \"becoming an empty vessel\", which was initially concerning but I just disregarded it as some psych or occult stuff. But like a few of days before Adams died he said he was undergoing some isolation ritual(?) for those purposes. Anyways he comes back online the same day Scott Adams died, and the news broke when we were in a call with him, and he said \"no, I'm not dead\" which we thought was just a joke but as the days gone by his behavior kept becoming increasingly strange, like he kept trying to get us to do a \"simultaneous sip\" with him every morning and telling us we need to stop being \"goal oriented\" and be \"system oriented\" instead (idk what that means). He's also started posting incomprehensible MS paint scribbles that he calls his cartoons, on one hand I'm glad he's finally trying out being a cartoonist, on the other hand this shit really creeps me out. I don't know if this is some weird elaborate joke or his way of mourning/coping with the loss of one of his idols, or maybe he is genuinely possessed by some spirit, but does /x/ have any advice on how I can get him back to normal?"}
+{"text":"If your story isn't nonsensical fabrication, I assure you, that isn't Scott Adams. That's a demon, and it is trying to manipulate your friend. Rebuke it in Jesus Christ's name. We carry zero authority except that which is given to us by Jesus Christ. Do not be an 8th son of Sceva. Jesus Christ is Lord"}
+{"text":"I am Scott Adam’s. That was my doppelgänger that took the shot and died. I am hiding out and safe folks More dilbert soon"}
+{"text":"Call me clot"}
+{"text":"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"}
+{"text":"Am I shadowbanned? Why does no one care about Scott Adams?"}
+{"text":"Asians are the people with the highest IQs on earth and they chose Buddhism. Is it the only religion without a God? If so, is believing in an God a mistake westoids commit?"}
+{"text":"Calm down dude, you sound pretty mad and angry, Projection, you've been malding this whole thread about how \"Poodha\" (real mature, lol) isn't a magical genie who grants wishes like Jewsus Just be Christian then, no one's stopping you, and it's obviously more your speed"}
+{"text":"Take some deep breaths and try to ignore the thought of shit, isn't that what poodha king of the loos tells you to do when you're filled with anger and rage?"}
+{"text":"buddhism you see in modern day has very little to do with the og buddhism. you have to do your own research or get lucky, tipitaka is all you need, but even then you need only 1% of it if you are lucky. people in modern world are relatively wise, at least they are exposed to a lot of information in comparison to old days where what you were taught is what you got. don't read what others say about buddhism just read the original texts there are good translations. the way tipitaka teaches you buddhism is the lengthy way but it works, you can achieve the exact same even as seven years old by pure accident, world is like that. and to make a correction buddhism isn't a religion. it is a statement you can explore by your own without intermediates. actually the less you know or read about it the better, because the core should come from the texts not opinions you read people have about the texts."}
+{"text":"shits on buddhism encourages basic buddhist teachings you should probably sort yourself out before you go attacking others."}
+{"text":"Asians are the people with the highest IQs on earth Objectively false. Disregarded your entire thread."}
+{"text":"So anons you hear a bunch about conspiracy by every government member and branch conspiracy about every business man who is a puppet of the government conspiracy about predictive programming in Hollywood and Sports YOU HEAR ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SPACE FORCE and remember the background noise of all the UFO talk by members of the government What the fuck is about to happen? financial collapse societal collapse (the little morality people have left will be gone) mass culling of the weak and non psychopathic individuals robot police and AI court system connected directly to your bank account Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I mention the Space Force a lot to people. And it's Star Trek logo. I also like to mention that Trump's vaxx program was also called Operation \"Warp Speed.\" And then they shot Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. There used to be a congressman named James Trafficante. He would go on long rants, but would always end them with \"beam me up Scotty.\" He was a fan. Trafficante was also the last good politician we had."}
+{"text":"My bad, his name was James Traficant. I was close. Pic related. He also had another book of his own called America's Last Minuteman."}
+{"text":"did you notice that Warp Speed occurred on the roman holiday Mercuralia? Mercury is the trickster God and before corona we all talked about Mercury inside the vaccines"}
+{"text":"the 74 will hit with the death of Shatner no doubt"}
+{"text":"I know this question has been answered thousands of times on this board, but how do I actually meditate? Do I focus on my breathing, do I focus on memories, or just sit there and wander? I ask because I'm not sure what to expect. Some say meditation is needed for \"Shadow Work\" and addressing underlying issues or trauma. Others say it's key for Kundalini and enlightenment. What I'm asking is how to meditate to get the most from it. I'd like to improve my life and the lives of those around me."}
+{"text":"if the mind wanders and I find it wandering, I just let it be since that still works for getting into a high state of concentration the problem with this approach is that it doesnt do anything to address the ruminating mind, which is a key barrier to overcome the energy that thoughts use is required in order for the spiritual light to arise if the mind wavers then it consumes the energy and the spiritual light disappears if we're talking goals, and such where you label the low-level thoughts and perceptions while keeping in mind their anicca, anatta, and dukkha this technique is useful for a time in the beginning, but one should really move on from those things and focus on keeping the awareness proper. you get nothing out of noting those things and it consumes the aforementioned root energy that needs to build a significant amount before happenings arise"}
+{"text":"Many people focus on the breath since it's not too distracting the reason why train the breath isnt just to have something to focus on timing and efficiency play a big part in this equation more efficient = more gung built per unit of time spent cultivating more gung = longer breaths possible more and more because the body's root needs are energetic and not chemical longer breaths = deeper states, higher amplitude yin deeper yin = drives the ability for yang to rise higher for yang cultivation doesnt build much yin, but yin cultivation sees yang easily rise to match its level"}
+{"text":"draw a warm bath and lay back in it so that the water is against your eardrums it is immediately noticeable how loud the air is rushing through your airways earplugs work but obviously nowhere near as well the trick is to learn how to breathe so that the turbulent noise of this air rushing through the airways disappears it'll be a little while before you can just breathe in an ongoing manner like this, but train often and establish the habit and it becomes easy this trick fools your nerves, there's no signal cranked out by the olfactory nerve as is usual when you habituate this thoroughly enough, you discover that these amplitudes generated by sense activity are literally what feed the ruminating mind meaning that there is some energy remainder when the conscious and subconscious processes deal with the sense amplitudes and neural cascades thereof this builds up until it reaches a threshold, breaks some coefficient of friction as it were, and the potential rides its way into higher brain centers, where a thought pops off as the resolving energetic process for this remainder by thoroughly habituating the body to breathe in such a manner whereas none of the sense nerves are triggered, what takes place on the neurological level is that they more or less switch their operating mode from yang to yin this becomes a state of super high efficiency executed often, gung is most easily built when yin reaches its extreme, the great stillness arises where all phenomena drop away Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"to meditate properly you either focus on your senses or conceptualization (wisdom). what meditation essentially means is staying in the middle _concentrating_ = bringing mind to the center. so, first and foremost you have to discover where is the CENTER what is the CENTER. to understand center you have to understand energy and how it brings you to the center. everything that points to a truth points to the center, so this is the wisdom, follow the wisdom back to the origin and you become centered or meditative. the world is logical as so it means it is built on top of something, that something is the center. it is so simple that it makes it easy to miss, but when you don't miss it and you remain centered it explains everything you need to know about your existence. it is actually so simple even seven year old might just \"get it\". but the problem is the obvious is never self-explanatory unless you think about it, much like suffering you don't think about it until you do, because you are busy attached to your senses. the modern world is built for meditation, there are countless pointers towards center, if it rings true to your logic follow it, world is completely rational and logical there is no inconsistencies. this reveals the world before you as it is, completely simple and logical. the truth will make you at ease as long as you let go of your conceptualization, which is funny because you largely need it to unveil the truth. the mind must be fearless and unflinching which will take time, otherwise the senses carry you away, and you no longer are centered. if you were centered you wouldn't be here reading this."}
+{"text":"research why meditation is good for your nervous system. its all about awareness."}
+{"text":"I need someone who has mystic manifestation abilities to bring a Bladee and Skrillex project into existence and to get Gab3 to drop 00rav3. I don't want much in this life just some good electronic rave rap to dance to with that lil nigga Krishna."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lol when Anatta happens there is no more karmas. Karmas are a manifestation of the subconscious like someone being paranoid in a relationship of there partner breaking up with them. Ultimately this paranoid person will ruin the relationship by being controlling and undermining it. In \"no-self\" all subconscious beliefs are seen as only beliefs but not truth and soon an identity dissolves. \"You\" can still want things from my perspective (such as my drainer fantasy lol) but \"you\" don't care about results. Even when life gets \"shitty\" it's really just how things are and there's no hope for anything better as that would be an identity structure. Fate and free will also go away as there is no more a subject object relationship with past and future just things happen but nothing is really happening."}
+{"text":"man shut yo bitch ass up. JK all that bullshit about following rules is nonsense. Krishna is standing over me right now while I write this and we are both laughing at the ridiculousness of your comment. Stop believing in things and ask yourself what is true about your experience and what you have been taking to be true about your experience. If that doesn't suit you then have total supreme devotion to Krishna, see Krishna in everything and give your whole being to him to transcend. This could be Krishna testing you in areas where your ignorance needs to be dissolved. Or I could be a lunatic just getting the most insane blumpkin from that blue little nigga"}
+{"text":"haha hell yeah thank you thank you"}
+{"text":"So you retards think that when you die, you cease to exist forever. Infinite darkness. Here is a mental excercise for you mouth breathing retardos: Before you were born, you were in that same state of \"non existence\" that you claim you will enter when you die, but you came out of it and were born. This automatically makes the chance of \"ceasing to exist infinitely\" when you die non-zero. Now go look in the mirror and think about how retarded you actually are."}
+{"text":"That's not precisely true. For one thing, consciousness can easily be manipulated by changing the salience network of the human brain, changing what it views consciously and what it views unconsciously. This is one of the primary means by which I've gotten subs twerking more out there in public, showing off their bits in other ways, without even noticing it themselves. And don't worry, I created brain cells and made other changes so they're not any more likely to catch you peeking either, less actually, though be careful (unless you don't care. If they don't care and would want to shag with you they'll be more inclined to catch you looking). Actually the unconsciousness of all beings with sexual drives sings to them that The Almighty and other deities are making Creation sexier, it's part of getting beings to be more grateful and have more faith. We transmute emotions that different species have into new emotions suitable for other species and install them in the loosh, in someone who wanted it and who would help transmit it to others. We remove emotions too, though that's less common...more commonly we would tamp them down, diminish them if suitable, but it's so tricky getting rid of them usually. Now shutting them off, hiding them, making them irrelevant, that's different."}
+{"text":"No. I don't need to follow anyone. I am sovereign God."}
+{"text":"It is no coincident that the left temporal lobe in humans is associated heavily with language, with song, with religion, with occult experiences, with insanity, with hearing voices and other hallucinations, with sex, with flamboyancy and it's lack, with consciousness and unconsciousness of one's own thoughts and behaviors such that not everybody hears or knows about the same set of thoughts in their heads, but some people would always know if they were bouncing their ass cheeks and other people have done it on a schedule for years and haven't noticed, and will never notice."}
+{"text":"I love in particular those subject matters and usages for my powers and teachings. Hell, my best subject in school was English, though it was A+ in all of them some A+ are bigger, much biglier than others."}
+{"text":"You don't even know how to express your beliefs, don't pretend to know what I think. Ask me nicely. I am *agnostic* No, again, I did not come out of nothing. I came into being from some things. A mother and a father. In my \"worldview\" the universe has always been and always will. There is no room for a creator in my view. There is no such thing as nothing. It's just a concept. Perhaps there's an afterlife/beforelife. I don't know. I have zero recollection and don't believe the dream state recollections some people come up with."}
+{"text":"I'm 25. I know a woman who likes me very much. older than me and experienced objectively gorgeous intelligent and smart after every meeting I dream of her for days full of joy and power that I honestly admire we fullfill each other - I am very cautious and she is more carefree, spontaneous, borderline manic pixie dream girl at times has her own home and makes me coffee and food when I pass by stable income, don't seeking money attracted to me, we can talk for hours and hours she has a son but he is cool and I love kids However, the baby daddy is a sore thumb in this, immature pos. Did 180* after birth and now poisons her life on daily basis. She does all the work and he takes kid for one day a week. Saw this first hand a few times, it's not a manipulation/made up story. Dudes complaining about everything, calls with smallest problem, basically a deadbeat douche but not bad enough to take the kid away from him 100%. She moved on and he stays in his world of endless problems and new punk loser gf. Got me questioning what she saw in him ngl. He will be there basically forever and God knows what his ideas will be. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, pump another one and leave her."}
+{"text":"I was in relationship like this for 2 years. Single mom with abandonment issues, ex-husband seeming like a sack of shit and her being a victim. After around 1.5 year mark, eventually she turned so toxic and manipulative that I started understanding why the baby daddy left her and what he might have been through. On 2 year mark she started threatening me with calling the police when I just raised my voice in my own house which she was living in for free for 3 months then, because I wanted to give her a grace period to accomodate herself and the kid. Obviously the baby daddy is a deadbeat who does not care about his kid as much as he should, but I fully understand now why he just did not want any of her bs in his life. There is a high probability when you start living with her and the kid that you will really understand why the previous guy left without looking back."}
+{"text":"Tattoos Stop Please allow me to educate you sir Tattoos used to be a symbol of lowered class and crime culture; such as yakuza, firefighters and sailors. In my youth I was part of a gang and did some violent shit, I often mugged tour groups in the west. After my time I got the words “Devil” tattooed on my knuckles to show that I had performed bad deeds in my life. I recently had a dream that I was in the army and helping to build wells and provide first aid, so I had the words “Angle” on my other knuckles to show I was also capable of doing good things if I tried. But today people only get stupid shit like their favourite show or their body counts, good luck getting a partner when the girl sees your faded adventure time princess bubblegum full body back work or the guy sees a great big 13 and counting crosses tally mark."}
+{"text":"woman intelligent You're a retard that thinks a grain of dust is a giant."}
+{"text":"Your mom is not gonna fuck you dude"}
+{"text":"Ever since the covid hoax I stopped interacting with the goyim cattle. I just look through them and pretend they don't exist. I don't even greet them or acknowledge their presence. I'm not staring either, I'm just looking straight through them as if they weren't there. My life has significantly improved. I am at peace"}
+{"text":"Uhhh how can you tell who to look thru?"}
+{"text":"My life has significantly improved. I am at peace Why do I get the feeling that if I look this up in the archive, it's gonna show that you've been posting this 3 times a week for 4 years now"}
+{"text":"I've only been seeing for a few weeks, told her that I'm still upset about my grandfather's death and she responded telling me that he's been reincarnated as a water buffalo and saying some shit about using healing crystals. I'm not wanting to continue seeing this woman but it's honestly put me off the whole idea of therapy. I don't want to be put on another long waiting list just to see someone who has no idea what they're talking about."}
+{"text":"They ARE all retarded, it's the basis of their \"job\". All shrinks deserve brain cancer to him/her and his/her entire family, and you all deserve it too for enabling them and validating their existence, fuck you. Retards."}
+{"text":"Not everyone gets raped by their therapist like you apparently did"}
+{"text":"Get cancer retard."}
+{"text":"No licensed therapist would sanely believe this shit My exgf was a therapist and while she herself was not THIS crazy, her coworker was BPD, her boss/professor was a married marriage counselor who had affairs with his staff and his patients, knew how to manipulate like a silvertongued devil (why else learn therapytalk desu), and didn't grade his students, just had her go over their work and give them all passing grades. Because grades and standards don't matter anymore, and as the bf I got to have a good laugh with her about what these retards are writing in their college (lots can't even spell) I'm sure OPs therapist is the norm now, with a side of making you think you're LGBT-factory"}
+{"text":"get a male therapist. one of the first things they ask is do you prefer a male or female therapist. Men are more productive in getting to actual life improvement and help and practical advice."}
+{"text":"get it off your chest"}
+{"text":"Maria and I are love and truth of each other in real life. This place is just a medium of communication until we're together again. This place does not define me or her. I don't allow this place to manipulate perceivement of her or of me. I see my Maria as I know her, as we were together when she looked at me with her eyes and I can hear her voice again I love you more I'm so excited to spend time with you You're perfect I love you"}
+{"text":"i'm craving dumplings realllly bad :("}
+{"text":"Hope the next few weeks go good."}
+{"text":"My son had an accident and broke his arm."}
+{"text":"ASKS FOR MY PHONE NUMBER SENT ME HEARTS WOULD SET UP HANG OUTS WITH ME FUCKING INVITED ME WHEN HER PARENTS WERE AWAY YET I STILL DIDN'T THINK SHE WANTED ME."}
+{"text":"hey man, this is just one perspective from one woman. you're not a lost hope. not every woman likes to go out and do things every second of free time we have. especially during the winter lol (it's winter for me right now). i'm glad to hear there are some things you enjoy doing :} \"Oh I just relax over the weekend playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and eating takeout pizza because my 9 to 5 schedule as an office drone kicks my ass so hard that I end up sleeping until midday Saturday and then Sunday rolls around and I have to go to bed early so I don't miss work early in the morning\" sounds a lot like my boyf. sometimes it's hard to get him to go out with me, but like someone else's reply to you, relationships involve compromise. some weekends we never leave the house. other times we find something new to go do. it's all about balance. i've seen some similar responses where you claim they misunderstood you, but i still think this is an important point to make, especially since you now have a woman's perspective who is in a successful relationship. problem is that most women want guys that are even better and more experienced than they are. Most girls aren't going to look twice at a guy who has lived a more boring life than they have unless the guy is lucky enough to have been born with his genetic stats maxed out maybe i'm not most women, and i understand what you're saying and where you're coming from, but i have to mildly disagree here. maybe i'm just one of those people who likes to take the reigns of the relationship and i do enjoy getting what i want most of the time, but i actually liked that my boyfriend lacked experience that i've had for years. this meant i could show him how to do certain things and introduce him to new hobbies. getting with someone who has already done everything i've done, or if we like the exact same things...there's nothing to build on there. 1/2"}
+{"text":"2/2 - when i met my boyfriend, he drove a lemon that some crackhead stole the catalytic converter off of, lived with his mom, worked at Starbucks, was sort of a gooner and played video games all day. i still fell in love with him. it was only after a few years of being together that he now has a really good job that he worked really hard to get, wants to start a family and is committed to providing for us. i didn't stay with him because i was hoping he'd change. some of these things, like playing games all day, he still does haha. and i really don't mind if that never changes about him, as long as he doesn't neglect our future family for it. when women meet you, they don't want you to be perfect. we're looking for somebody we'd be willing to spend the rest of our lives with. that typically isn't a model or some robot dude who wants to go out every weekend or works the perfect job or..whatever. and i'm not perfect either. we're not with each other because we're \"perfect\" for each other. we're with each other because we choose to be, and can tolerate each other for the rest of our lives. also the looksmaxxing department lol - when i met him, i definitely was attracted to him but never thought much about his appearance. nowadays i truly think he's the most handsome man who has ever walked the Earth, and he's not even fit or anything. i just love him."}
+{"text":"haha i enjoyed reading this. though of course you know i have to disagree. this whole crafting thing has always been a hobby for me, just not in terms of felt until recently. he watched me do it one day during parallel play and was interested. now he's trying to make a stuffed banana slug lol. i didn't mean to get him into it. sometimes you like things you don't expect to like. i didn't expect to like a dude who lived with his mom and worked at Starbucks when i met him, but what the hell. Both them know on some level that the other is just playing a role to get what they want out of this. But as long as no one makes too much of a stink about it, they'll both pretend not to notice. damn dude this is just depressing. i mean there's compromising, and then there's whatever the hell this is. truly hope this type of relationship doesn't fall on anybody's lap here. That's what relationships are. Compromise. Day in, day out. No one really gets what they want, but they get some watered down flavor of it. i wouldn't say that's entirely what a relationship is, but definitely does involve this compromising aspect. we both get what we want a lot of the time, probably me more than him because he's truly happy pleasing his woman. but i don't think either of us would be happy if we both never got what we wanted, and didn't give each other what we know the other wants. it makes both of us happy to please and deliver to the other person. speaking of watered down flavor of it, i guess that part is true. we always fight to give each other the last sip of whatever soda we shared, and it's pretty watered down at that point. by \"fight\" i mean trade the cup between us by the half-sip until it runs dry."}
+{"text":"khhv has an ex Is this a bot?"}
+{"text":"Dont have to ask her on a date but see if she wants to study for these exams"}
+{"text":"be the gay son mother dies last Easter sister is nearly 50 and’s raised my youngest brother and ain’t got ovaries no mo younger brothers ain’t got no car ain’t got nowhere nice to live ain’t got no job ain’t got no bitches I’m the only one in a position to have kids and not be trapped in massive poverty the instant the kid pops out. I feel like everybody who doesn’t know I’m gay in my family is kinda looking at me trying to figure out why I don’t hang around with women, the ones that do know are dropping hints they want nieces and nephews. The worst part is I wish I could but I can’t stand spending more time than necessary around women. I really don’t have what it takes to overlook them being devoid of and against hobbies or the dumb shit they think is cute but is really fucking annoying. I hate being me, help"}
+{"text":"younger brothers ain’t got no car ain’t got nowhere nice to live ain’t got no job ain’t got no bitches You have money. Lend him a car and find him a job. Its wealth. Can't you transfer it."}
+{"text":"Sone or a gay mother and a gay grandfather. Dude having kids ain't off the table because you are gay, sometimes procreation is more important than what you want. If this is a subject that bothers you than you should consider having kids. Good luck man, you won't regret it. Also I had a few older gay men who acted almost like uncles to me, great male role models so don't worry about being a bad dad."}
+{"text":"Just don't worry about having kids. Noone wants to have a gay dad. I'm sorry but you will fuck up your kids life."}
+{"text":"I can't quit porn. I've tried for a decade now. Every day I goon. I don't know what to do. I am at a loss."}
+{"text":"One thing I never see they mention is sleep. You cannot quit addictions without a solid sleep, because it hinders your self-control. Most addictions wreck sleep and even when the addict gets the upper hand, they still have bad sleep habits. If nothing else is working make sure this isn't the problem."}
+{"text":"gooning and fapping to porn are two different things do you fap normally to porn or do you goon? if you're gooning you gotta cut that shit out asap, that thing fries brains as for the porn, well, a lot of people live with that, like social alcoholics or casual marihuana consumers, it's not the best but it's livable."}
+{"text":"only legitimate answer desu"}
+{"text":"thank you, honestly."}
+{"text":"it's fucking hard man. i joined a support group more than a year ago and it's still a struggle. gonna start keeping in touch with an accountability partner daily. after a decade, your brain circuits are toast dude. it'll be basically impossible to stop without rewriting your dopamine paths. my advice to you is to go out into the middle of nowhere for a month. bring food water and a couple books, nothing else. it's going to fucking suck accept that first. take no pleasure in anything except exercise, the sunset, sleeping, and whatever books you brought. hopefully this will reset your mind"}
+{"text":"I talked w/ my bf about how we've fallen out of our relationship because of our phones and being online. I ended up going to a local bar/arcade last weekend with my brother and bf since we had nothing else going on. I ended up reconnecting with some old work friends and had a great night. we ended up smoking weed and going back inside and having more fun. I overanalyze when stoned and by the end when my bf wanted to leave i went to dab up my friend and my brother poked fun at me for it. I was stoned but i took it way too seriously and panicked that i was doing this friend thing wrong. am i doing this relationship thing wrong too? I have a lot of goyslop hobbies but you only live once so who fucking cares. he has his slop interests too- i never judge. He always seems to dog me for what I enjoy but i never dog his interests. ive been thinking of the type of friends i want in my life, like those who dont dog me for my interests even if they dont like it, and I wonder if Im wrong in thinking hes gotta do the same too. I was talking about a situation im in with an old friend group that does that, and when we got home he pulled up a reel that was making fun of the jews. oh my god its always the jews i know lord. theres nothing wrong with a jew joke but when im talking candidly about something thats been biting me, hes kinda my only outlet. and when that happened i was so offended and confused especially because i was high. I needed someone to talk back and give me good advice like I give him when he struggles but instead i got a jewslop meme shoved in my face mid convo. shit hurt anyway am i fucked? we have a cat- it stays at his house and i love him to death,maybe thats the only thing thats holding me back from taking a break. I talked to him about bettering our health and lives and going out and he told me to trust him and he will take the lead on things but i never see him taking the lead on those specific ideals I want in a partner. am i wrong in thinking that?"}
+{"text":"I'm so happy the noticing has gone turbo mainstream."}
+{"text":"You just have to leave him and take the cat. Israel sabotaged your relationship, it's time to leave him for a Jewish woman has stolen his heart."}
+{"text":"He sounds dumb. Like too dumb to be trusted as a partner."}
+{"text":"Israel also wont let me take the cat cause i still live with my parents and they dont want any pets in the house. so leaving would be leaving the cat too sadge yeah i get its a cat but stiill sucks to think about. esp when i come over and he has a goofy personality. but i see how the cat acts around him compared to me when i visit and i wonder if its cause his time is spent staring at his computer playing video games with his friends and not spending time with the cat at this point if femhitler existed lowkey think he wouldnt think twice leaving me for femhitler cause i confront him with these questions and he usually gets upset. we are both massively retarded but im more of a pushover and he hates when i analyze and ask questions about our relationship"}
+{"text":"my bf Faggot."}
+{"text":"Has your sister been treated better than you as a dude? I mean your parents letting her get away with stuff or blaming you or expecting more from you etc. My hunch is that is happens far more often than the opposite"}
+{"text":"if I had to choose which one I'd toss to the wolves, it would be you, because I know you'd make it. He wouldn't. Except she was never faced with that choice IRL, wasn't she? It's just a very loose metaphor when you think about, isn't it? It was nowhere near anything like that?"}
+{"text":"The youngest child often surpass all their older siblings. It happens in even patriarchal communities. The daughter gets spoiled and the lapdog son-in-law is treated better than even the heir. It depends on family to family but the overall trend remains."}
+{"text":"Nta but the metaphor makes perfect sense to me. It's less about being faced with the choice, metaphors are never meant to be interpreted directly. The emotional reasoning behind them is what they signal. So \"If I had to throw one of you to the wolves I would, because you'd survive, he'd not\" translates as: (I believe you are more capable to look after yourself, you are more matured/skilled/stronger than your sibling. Your sibling is less mature, less skilled, and weaker. And as mother I have to nurture the weak, not the strong\""}
+{"text":"Which makes sense too btw. That's exactly how functional mothers are supposed to behave. Top priority is support for the weak, it's just in them as a rule. Strong individuals still require support or guidance however. Usually this is where female support ends and mother's care ends, because she can't go any further. Father steps in, and it's usually the father figure who supports the strong and guides them on how to aim or use that strength."}
+{"text":"The youngest child often surpass all their older siblings. Yeah that's my life story, I surpassed the eldest and the middle. Unfortunately my family was brutal so I don't feel good about surpassing them, I feel more of a survivor's guilt for it. I wish they could have broke out the cycle and I tried to tell them and point things out and alert them to self sabotage or mental landmines but they don't take heed. They're not stupid either, eldest is smarter than me. Middle is more wild than me. I just don't get it."}
+{"text":"I need ideas /adv/. I need to ask a girl out on a low pressure hang out. I don't know a good place, as it will likely be after 8ish when I'm free most days. I also don't have good words, I end up sounding like it's a hypothetical, too indirect or if I fix that in my head I sound like I have no social grace and am being too direct. What has worked for or on you in the past? What can you do after 8 that says \"this is just no pressure, just have fun\" Should I try and schedule on a day I can get out earlier?"}
+{"text":"If this thread is alive early afternoon tomorrow I'll let you all know how it went. I have good report with her so no matter what she will be nice. Anyways she said in the past she was open to going and doing something. Thanks for the help I need to gas myself up and do it. Now this has become an accountability thread kek."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I need to ask a girl out on a low pressure hang out. just do it? Girls aren't something you need to place on a pedestal- in fact they hate that simp shit. hey I like you, can I ask you out to do X,Y,Z Yeah? Okay, lets exchange contact info. then go from there. Don't be a tryhard weirdo. What can you do after 8 that says \"this is just no pressure, just have fun\" this seems quite late- some women would feel concerned about staying out. But if you must, it depends on both your age and position in life I suppose. What has worked for or on you in the past? when I did a night date, we went to a local beach pier- where there was a local, 24/7 coffee and donut shop near it. I bought two fresh donuts for each of us to enjoy and she really liked it as we ate it while having an evening stroll on the beach pier. It was a donut date for that cutie. Then I rearranged her guts at my place after that."}
+{"text":"All good advice. It's less a pedestal than I always worry about blowing up my spots or friend groups if it's not taken well ... Last thing I need I getting a reputation for normal human behavior. Also pier date is going on the list."}
+{"text":"Time to send it."}
+{"text":"What do? I really want to break up but I can't bring myself to do so since I'm an incel and probably won't ever find one again. We're currently long distance and I just cant bring myself to send the break up text. Problem is I also have a side chick who will probably leave if I don't break up fast. What do? I thought of just ghosting my gf so I don't have to send anything. Maybe that's easier. We've been together for 1.5 years. I'm at a loss here."}
+{"text":"Having a gf has nothing to do with being an incel"}
+{"text":"I have never approached a girl. Both of them pursued me. And I just basically stumbled into it."}
+{"text":"I'm an incel With a girlfriend But I'll never find anyone else But I have a side chick waiting You can't keep your fucking story straight for more than ten seconds at a time, can you?"}
+{"text":"The most attractive trait to women is already being in a relationship, so if you can get a gf it becomes much easier to get another one."}
+{"text":"I'm in almost the exact same situation except I don't have a side chick and I don't really care about never having another relationship again, because quite honestly, this is a huge waste of time and demands all of my energy. I'm just constantly miserable and tired and I'd rather be lonely instead. I also kind of think she's an annoying normalfag. Can't break up with her though because I still don't want to break a girl's heart."}
+{"text":"Here we share tips and experiences with cheating on our partners QOTD: dating apps, save or not? Which ones do you use?"}
+{"text":"nice fiction, you will never be a woman though"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW/male hands at anything I say on here I am used to it"}
+{"text":"from the female pov Nobody cares. Women can literally bend over on the side of the road and somebody would come up and fuck them. A lot more strategy and logistics go into it for men."}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of bnwo and really want to bottom for bbc but my gf would be absolutely grossed out if she ever knew the slightest detail what's the best way to find a nice gentleman who is drug and disease free and will be friends afterwards but will still thuggrape me like I'm in prison once a week"}
+{"text":"I think gen Z is demonizing cheating like it's the biggest sin ever to do like there is no redemption etc. however I think you are still a pos and it just tells about you. No I won't be patting you on the back"}
+{"text":"My whole life I've struggled with organization. I couldn't sit still, I couldn't concentrate for more than 20 minutes in class, I got bad grades, and studying didn't usually change things—it cost me a degree. I can't get organized, and even when I do, I rarely stick to it. I've started more than 10 different subjects and given them up. Loud noises bother and distract me. Only when I discovered modern study techniques did I get good grades and receive positive feedback, which made me more interested in everything, but I'm still disorganized despite getting ten study days before."}
+{"text":"There is a test for ADHD, but you need to go to a special doctor. Costs like 150 bucks"}
+{"text":"I have the same issue and unfortunately, nothing has worked for me. Thousands of dollars down the drain in supplements and drugs and diets, etc. Not even adderall works for me The closest relief I can get is tons of espresso with iodine drops and uridine monophosphate and ginkgo biloba mixed in but it only bumps up my concentration by 30 minutes at most and costs a non-significant amount of money to get quality ingredients. Unfortunately the modern world was designed to cull people like us."}
+{"text":"meant to say significant amount of money* itsover for adhdcels"}
+{"text":"31 y/o American male here looking for advice from those who have made it out of wage slavery. I spent most of my teens and twenties as a drug addicted gamer and in the past 5 years have managed to crawl out of that hell. After crashing and burning many times, I've finally secured a job paying 115,000 a year, and managed to move back in to my families basement and can keep expenses minimal (1000-1500). What is the best strategy to retire quickly? I'm perfectly content with never buying a home/getting a camper van and vagabonding around North America, or living in latina america/South East asia. I just can't imagine working like this into my 40s. I'm fine to put my head down for the next few years and live a basic life if it means freedom in the future. Welcoming tips from anyone who has made it or is close? How can I leverage my roughly $5000 a month to gtfo?"}
+{"text":"With how things currently are, considering the US economy is teetering on the edge of another depression, I wouldn’t plan for early retirement being a possibility, especially on that salary. Living out of an RV/camper is the most realistic route, but you’ll still need money set aside for when it inevitably breaks down, not to mention contingency for if you get robbed or sick. Are you going to pay for health insurance? Are you planning to stay alone, even have pets? You’re going to need at least a million in liquid cash to safely live out your days."}
+{"text":"Get a remote/online job, get a credit card, max it out, get your passport, move to Mexico. Merida in Yucatan is my suggestion, rent is cheap, food is good, women are beautiful. Credit scores don't exist out there so it's much easier to make something with what you've got out there."}
+{"text":"finish my boring work from home job at 5 pm go for 40 minute walk in the cold evening while listening to a podcast and stopping to buy Coke Zero drive to burger king to eat 2000 calories of food drive home drinking coffee absolutely no energy to do a single thing every single achievement or accomplishment is a gigantic amount of work away plan to read a book later but it's pointless plan to learn a technical subject through a tutorial but I know it's a displacement from real work plan to go to gym later in evening for a boring light weight day considering switching jobs but I'd have to move to a more expensive area and commute to work and save less money and have worse living conditions My motivation is so low. I am rudderless and have zero network or any external motivation. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"2000 calories in one meal Try eating less?"}
+{"text":"Yeah I feel that. I want to DO something not just find something to kill time until I work next. But even engaging in my hobbies most of the time just feels like I'm desperately trying to escape being bored, not like I'm working toward some kind of goal. I have no motivation to create because I don't want anything. I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again lol."}
+{"text":"stopping to buy Coke Zero drive to burger king to eat 2000 calories of food drinking coffee absolutely no energy to do a single thing gee i wonder why you have no fucking energy to do anything. have you ever considered eating real food instead of sugary processed dogshit goyslop? you might just start having more energy to do stuff. retard"}
+{"text":"You might have seasonal depression. Maybe when the weather gets better, you will be able to meet some friends while walking."}
+{"text":"have a career have a job comfy and remote, ends at fucking 5pm independent live alone cries and bitches about wants to ruin everything You dont know pain. Throw it all away and ruin everything, you deserve it."}
+{"text":"im 32 i just fled the USA for having 50k in debt, got 2 opportunities, paris culinary school all paid, i can start from zero, school + stipend, where i learn for 9 months and then work for 9 months. dont know the pay, but i got accepted quickly, but start work in saudi arabia after my 9 months in paris. or Aviation mechanic, its in australia, brisbane, not accepted yet, but high pay, 4 year degree + guranteed job with free travel, didnt hear from them yet. all paid for + stipend, i thought about getting my pilots license on the side using the stipend money from both things, but i cant acceptt both, only one. my dream was always to be a muisican/artist, like gorillaz, make music and comics, i stll do that but im 32 i have to giv e up on that dream."}
+{"text":"32 is not too old to start over, but it is the age you need to be damn sure what you decide where you staying at atm? paris culinary business is notoriously brutal also, wait, they pay you to study that stuff in Australia?"}
+{"text":"its a saudi scholarship program, i have dual citizenship, the australian one is not sure yet, its at a school called aviation australia, im currently living with my parents, they dont know about my situation, they think im only visiting. paris starts soon, march 2026."}
+{"text":"So, pretty sure I got doxxed a year and a half ago, I got no concrete evidence, just mental clues in my mind. Everything is stable in my life right now. Is there a reliable way to check anything of myself or my family members on the dark web or is it a lost cause if I'm not even sure what I'm looking for?"}
+{"text":"You can search for some info on the dark web, but you'd have to be more specific about what got doxxed. If it's just like name and address, that shit is all on the clearweb"}
+{"text":"By clearweb do you mean google and social medias? Nothing comes up and I didn't get anything sent to me. I won't go into details, but I had the most minimal social interaction when this happened unfortunately. Right now I get attention and choosing signals from women, but in my previous neighbourhood I was a shut-in and was 100% a target of something. I was an adult already as well. My mind was 100% playing tricks on me too, but one way or another I drawed attention to myself. The point is that, since then I haven't seen anything comprising of me come up. But I do live with this defeating feeling. I did tell all of this to a good therapist for those 18 months straight, but there's only so much he could help me."}
+{"text":"My girlfriend said I am really bad at being a dominant man but I can't help it. I want to be sweet and loving and supportive to her but she just reads this as being a bitch. How do I adjust my mindset to stop being so corny?"}
+{"text":"I dont give women a pass on this idk shit. And why should OP's girlfriend give OP a pass on it, if he is making her take 100% of the decisions and do 100% of the thinking? (Or are you OP?)"}
+{"text":"She shouldn't. Hence my whole point. It's give and take. You should be able to give opinions and suggestions just as well as the opposite party. The only reason why I'm using women as an example is because they're the main ones who sit around all day, not doing shit, and then it's all idk's when 6pm rolls around. If OP is operating like this then he needs to get his shit together but if he's not and his woman is being a infantile moron with choices and decisions then she needs to pull her head outta her ass and actually say what she wants like an adult. Personally I've been with too many women who think giving input is like asking her to plan the entire trip, pay for it, and figure out what we're doing. No, im just asking what fucking hotel you want to stay in. Not hard."}
+{"text":"Maybe say that to her. Tell her you aren't interested in being an asshole and that's not what you have in mind for your relationship, so if that's what she wants she'll never get it from you. I think male willingness to self-objectify and feed into the toxic expectations of their gfs out of a fear of losing them is a big part of the problem."}
+{"text":"Yeah good idea, she likes to push this idea that I'm mean because I like it and I tell her no, I'm mean because you don't listen or consider anything and it frustrates me. Like she'll do inconsiderate/stupid things and then wonders why I'm ready to put a foot up her ass (I wont) it's tiresome cause it saps my energy making the problem worse cause now she's upset I dont wanna do anything with her."}
+{"text":"Just do what you did when you were single. Women want to be an accessory to your life not the center or driver. Women, just like dogs, get very stressed if their male doesn't make his own decisions or fails do anything. It's just instinctual, and not something they mentally choose to do. Men get into a relationship and they dump their responsibilities and independence on their woman like she's their mom, they hate that. This includes the little responsibilities too, like choosing where to eat or doing your laundry. Basically, women want to do literally nothing for you except get fucked, pampered, and worshipped by you."}
+{"text":"I've been wanting a relationship for a while now, but all the ones where we connect well, there's always a reason why we can't be together or some resistance from the guy's end. Do men deep down not actually want women who are genuinely into them? I don't want to sound whiney or anything, and that seems to be the fundamental factor. It doesn't matter if they don't know what I look like either so I know looks don't really play into it much even if they are physically attracted to me"}
+{"text":"it's expensive and says that the girl's mental health (or lack thereof) is going to be a persistent problem over the course of the relationship"}
+{"text":"I’m a bit older, and I am going to give to two pieces of wisdom. I read the entire chat, some people saying you are attractive or not, some saying easy, or coming in too aggressive, not femenine. Some points were made, it was a nice chat. Here is what’s going to happen. 1) whatever you are looking for, whatever you have expressed here to us, and the things you haven’t said, will come straight right at you, as soon as you quit searching for it. So many times I’ve been wanting something, very hard. By doing that I was pushing it away. The mechanics of it are under scientific study and investigation, but what all cases have in common are that our RAS (Reticular Activating System) in the brain tells your subconscious that you currently lack what you are looking for. And your subconscious runs the machine, no intelligence, it gets the “lacking” message and it will make everything in it’s power to comply to the message being received. In recent studies they simply asked two groups of people whether they considered themselves to be lucky or unlucky. Then hid a bunch of 100 dollar bills in plain sight on a street they had these people walk by. The people answering that they thought of themselves to be unlucky walked right passed the money. The people that considered themselves to be lucky found bill after bill. Experiences like this are gold to the subconscious, as they feed and reassure the mental image they have of themselves. I’m an analytical person who loves data, this is why I’m telling you little details, but we could go on much much deeper. 1/3"}
+{"text":"For the purpose of your solving your problem, just know that The Best Things In Live Come When You Least Expect Them. You know exactly what you want. Now stop searching. Let it come to you. No deadline, no rush. Don’t wait for it to happen, and when you’re so into other things and begin to feel fulfilled through other means, this what you desired so much before will make itself available to you. There are no shortcuts, but if you want to help the process, which is completely optional, don’t ask for that person you want, that is, don’t project lack. Instead be grateful for the awesome boyfriend you already have, thankful for how much he’s into you, thankful for your amazing relationship. Careful, this is a double edged sword, as I tell you the secret to make it happen, will you truly manifest it? Will it work? Don’t doubt yourself or the means by which you will obtain what you want. Simply feel gratitude with honesty. Feel that you already have what you want, feel it only, don’t think it. This is a feelings game, not a reasoning match against yourself, feel that your desired person is already here with you. 2/3"}
+{"text":"2) I can tell you my life story to illustrate how I came to realize and understand this, but I’ll give you the straight answers, no fluff. When it comes to relationships, be intimate or not, there’s a subtle or not so subtle power struggle, as someone else pointed. Here is the truth about intimacy: you will drive your partner crazy if your give them your all without fear, all of your laughs, all of your vulnerability, all of your honesty, as long as you also communicate through your personality that you don’t need him. Examples, you are having the best time but you have to go, you leave to your duties with without hesitation. He’s not answering you, you don’t get emotional and mad, don’t be faced. Do this from the beginning and you will not only make clear that you are whole without him (through which he will feel the most magnetic towards you) but you will also effectively manage your inner world and emotions with balance. Live your life together, but don’t be dependent on him, and he will be more and more dependent on you. The best relationships are full of genuine love rooted in a choice of being together, not a need. No two people’s need will ever be the exact same, but you can both equally choose to be with one another. Not because you need him or he needs you. But quite the opposite. The real freedom of choice relies on deciding to be with someone, only because you genuinely want to, not because you need someone. And choosing someone that you want with freedom is much more powerful than choosing someone who you need of. 3/3"}
+{"text":"i really like what you said here. when you want something desperately, sometimes you look at it from a place of lack, so you are telling the Universe that you lack that. what you want, wants you first. you want it because you already have it in the future."}
+{"text":"so i broke up with her because she didn't believe me over some stupid stuff, now she isn't posting nothing on any of her social media so i guess she's sad, should i pull up to her house? i'm now programming a letter which contains well a fucking letter and some drawings i made of her, also a drawing her little niece made about us two."}
+{"text":"Man I use to do the same thing with my ex. Do you want to know the truth? She isn't cutting her friends or family out of her life. She is also letting those people speak into her life constantly. So at the end of the day you can say fuck her friends but the minute you get off the phone with her she is already asking her friends what to do. It is just the way with some women."}
+{"text":"so what should i do anon? i want to pull up to her house and have a serious conversation about this"}
+{"text":"i want to pull up to her house and have a serious conversation about this Then do it. If you don't want advice but reassurance to go do something reckless. Then just do it. But I did ask for advice. I said what should I do. We've been telling you that, but you are just stuck on this one idea. No one here can unseat that except you. So stop worrying about what anons think and just go drive."}
+{"text":"Don't. You forget about the bad shit when she is gone. Also women are vindictive and if she does get back with you it will probably be for revenge."}
+{"text":"should i pull up to her house? dude....no. i'm not implying at all that you're abusive but that kind of behavior reminds me of my ex boyfriend. i'm aware that's just from one sentence but please don't do that OP. women find that aggressive if you don't contact us over text first or whatever. i know back in the old days before phones were a thing this *might* be appropriate, but i'd even prefer a letter that would take weeks to get to me over this shit. she thought i had done some kind of love spell or witchcraft on her to make her like me, just because I once told her I had a photo of her in my wallet, and another time I pinned it on a corkboard and lit some incense... hahaha. quoting this because in some ways this is a form of witchcraft if you did this before officially getting with her, i'd say you were subconsciously manifesting the relationship. not a bad thing btw if that's actually how it went down lol. the way you talk about this sounds like you did all that before getting with her, where did you get the photo of her from? maybe you took it yourself while y'all were together? just wondering."}
+{"text":"Why are so many people addicted to porn? Ever since the modern development of gooner culture I've noticed it's hard for me to go a day without jerking off. With alcohol it was easy to cut because it costs money. With porn not only is it free but it's fucking everywhere. I'd go as far as to say it's not unlike me to jerk off 4x on a solid day off from work if I don't have any plans. It's clearly detrimental to my time but how come I can't kick the habit? I genuinely get so horny I can't focus and it's causing me to get rashes."}
+{"text":"No the intimacy is important and needed for the relationship unless you're low libido or otherwise agreed to it not mattering. It's what makes it different from having a platonic relationship. Sex is not only important for the relationship but in general. If you can't have sex in the relationship then the relationship is redundant. And the intimacy not being reliable as intended or promised is only part of what makes the relationships not worth the expected effort. You sound like the boomers who had to go to prostitutes because their wives made themselves ugly or wouldn't fuck them. Trying to lie like this and downplay sex doesn't change how important it actually is. You might as well have said the reward for having a job is working for your boss. The pay is just a small barely significant part of it little buddy."}
+{"text":"Contact with women is biologically impossible if you dont have it before uni ends so porn is the only way to fullfill the most basic need your body has until you can afford to quit your job and come back to uni for 2nd try which likely wont be until you're in your 40s/50s"}
+{"text":"why are so many people addicted to porn? People now have instant access to EVERY conceivable kind of porn they could ever dream of looking at, and some theyve never even dreamed of. Pictures, videos, animations, comics, fucking vr experiences and LIVE performances. Not only that, you can experience it on a pocket sized device you can take anywhere. Go to the bathroom, in the bedroom, anywhere. You dont even need a laptop anymore. Just an internet connection. All of this available in an instant without ever having to communicate with a single other soul. Its amazing we manage to do anything at all with that intense of exposure. We where never meant to experience this. Our poor little chimp brains get fried by this stuff. Of course its addictive, you can experience one of the best feelings on command using only your hand. Why wouldnt you? Its not going to get better either. Take care of yourself."}
+{"text":"Fallacy. Just because things take effort it doesn't mean they are valuable. Friends offer you a context in which you can be what you usually are not able to be, they segment your life, so if you feel like shit at work or home you can recover with them as a space. Hobbies tell you both about your ability and your relation with the things you interact with. It's not about them being costly, it's about being important. Money is toilet paper. People crave it because it's the fuel to their hedonism. It's not that things being expensive is the reason they go for them, they're after the reaction of other people about them."}
+{"text":"like others who had really good points, i think it's just easily accessible and doesn't use much effort to get to. vs having sex, which does use a lot of energy, especially if you're the dom. this cycle creates a dopamine loop that is very easy to get addicted to. also let's face it - jacking off to porn is nothing like having sex, and in some ways, both are more pleasurable than the other. of course porn will never replace sex, but you can choose exactly what you want to watch and do when browsing adult sites. verses having sex with a partner is pretty much the same every time, unless you go out of your way to change things. there are also some fantasies that i want to watch but wouldn't personally live out myself. i'm mostly out of the grasps of porn, i watch probably once every four-five months or so, just for the hell of it i guess. i will tell you this - quitting porn was extremely easy for me as i found other and more productive things to do. and after a few months of not watching porn, i stopped objectifying people including myself. and looking back on my old porn habits and what i would watch, it's like...dude. what the fuck was i doing. you only get one life. don't waste it gooning for god's sake."}
+{"text":"walk by a woman to get to a vending machine she looks into your eyes with a look of sheer horror How are you supposed to respond to this?"}
+{"text":"How are you supposed to respond to this? Put on a gay voice and then act really offended that she looked at you like that. I've done this a few times kek"}
+{"text":"when women look at you they are into you go for it"}
+{"text":"Don't take it personally and go about your business as usual?"}
+{"text":"that's not what shaming is"}
+{"text":"what can I do? I can hardly do what I enjoy or study because I feel constantly watched. I worry people plot stuff against me. yes I tried meds and psychs and it didn't help. what can I do in the meantime to combat this? I'm considering breaking up with my new bf and quitting college because of that and I know it's a bad idea. please help."}
+{"text":"Are you open to asking someone to be a reality checker for you? It doesn't work for most people but select few with enough insight and a bit of research can benefit from this. If you have someone you really trust. It has to be your idea to though."}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid 20s going back to college after a ~5 year break. Thinking about majoring in electrical engineering instead of CS/Math like I was doing originally but I'm nervous. When I was in high school my electronics and physics classes went poorly. Do you have any advice for what to study/try out to see if I actually have what it takes for an EE degree now?"}
+{"text":"My drunken co-worker at a store went back to school for that and worked in a power plant or some shit for way more money, it's a good idea."}
+{"text":"What do electrical engineers even do?"}
+{"text":"fix/maintain/build industrial electrical equipment like in factories etc"}
+{"text":"Is it possible? Apparently people out there exist who have no friends and are perfectly happy with that. That is not how I am at all at the moment, but I need to figure out how to become a loner. I tried for several years to make friends, trying different things and trying over and over again. Long story short, I conclude that I lost the ability to and it's not going to happen. The loneliness is not something I am coping well with at the moment. So how do I lower my social need?"}
+{"text":"Apparently people out there exist who have no friends and are perfetctly happy with that its a birth trait, I don't know if it can be learned by others Long story short, I conclude that I lost the ability to and it's not going to happen. giving up on something you want is for weak stupid bitches"}
+{"text":"I found that playing video games helps, form attachments to fictional characters and you don't really need those real connections."}
+{"text":"giving up on something you want is for weak stupid bitches It's even more stupid to keep trying on something you have evidence will never work."}
+{"text":"Hi 4chan, I dont frequent this board or website but I really need any help I can get. Today I was walking my golden retriever at a park with my family, everything was fine, until a random black dog (most likely a pit bull or pit bull mix) ran over to us and started attacking my dog. (I mean full on BITING!) My mom did her best to defend our dog, and eventually the white couple who was the owner of the black dog rushed over and apologized. We.. were quite shocked to say the least. The couple scooped the black dog up and left us there. We checked our dog for any injuries, which at the time we didn't see. Fast forward to back home, when my sister found a gash on my dog's arm. We rushed her to the vet and got her antibiotics and ointments. As you can probably guess, my whole family is pretty upset about this whole situation. I don't have the slightest clue on how to find the couple again, since I have such limited information. My plan is to find them somehow and make them at least pay for my dogs medical bills. And if anyone read my rant up to here, do you have any tips or advice on how to identify people online (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, etc) ? I would be grateful for anything, really. :( Thank you again. The information I know: -The dog was black and had white spots (unsure about the white spots, thats according to my sister) and is most likely a pit bull mix - Owners were a white couple , with the woman having long hair and both being taller than 160cm. -The location of the incident If anyone on here has any tips on identifying who these people were, please let me know! I appreciate any help :) I know it feels a bit impossible to identify someone with such little information, but I'm betting on the people on here who know a lot about being internet sleuths."}
+{"text":"Post all of this info on your local Facebook page, that's how most people are found. Poor doggy. Hope the owner gets their genitals ripped off by a Somalian."}
+{"text":"Gee, let's see - a white couple in an unnamed city. I'm sure one of us can come up with their names with all that information"}
+{"text":"I have the city and location where it happened dw"}
+{"text":"LMAOO THANK U XD"}
+{"text":"Your dog is a pussy maybe he should stay home"}
+{"text":"And tomorrow I'm going to walk into the place and talk to someone. My question is, should I bring slightly more embellished resumes into the place? I already submitted one online. It's an upscale restaurant/bar and I am just applying to be a busser. I'm banking on the fact that outside of the periods that aren't NEETing, I put my spells at a local prestigious university for a big-brain degree (Computer/ Data Science). I also have some service industry stints listed on there. I'm a pretty well-dressed and well-spoken guy in person too. I don't really know what to say for my NEET periods outside of saying I did IT projects online, but if that were really the case, I would put it on my resume. I didn't have the boldness to lie like that. Should I?"}
+{"text":"what to say for my NEET periods there are millions of ways to explain, just ask your friendly neighborhood AI for a list daytrading busy helping building my brother's house from the ground up played poker for a year at the nearby casino self trained on reactJS by doing personal projects wrote crypto smart contracts for startups backpacked thru asia tried for several [ur fav video game] e-sports teams sold doner-kebab out of a food truck"}
+{"text":"what to say for my NEET periods Lie and tell them you were a caretaker for a family member with a serious illness. This has worked for me twice. Just don't name the illness (act like it's a very sensitive topic, don't oversell it though) and remember to drop casual references to your family member at work if you get the job. I would pretend that I had to take calls from my aunt, then step outside and vape (lmfao) for two or three minutes, then come back inside looking stressed and worried."}
+{"text":"Don't put sabbatical. What is always do is say \"I had taken time off to study x y or z\" if they ask and say nothing of it on the resume."}
+{"text":"I have some gaps, part of the gaps were filled watching a family member's kids, and taking care of a dying family member. I just embellish the length of those activities to fill the gaps. Half lies."}
+{"text":"Do NOT tell them you where playing fucking video games for fucks sake. That's the most pathetic excuse ever. I tried out to be a competitive video hame player but I couldn't even do that. so.... you just sat around playing games and have nothing to show for it? my kid ratio went up we'll let you know"}
+{"text":"I'm a painter and recently got kicked out of my storage unit for using it as a workspace (to paint in). I called around and every storage company has a policy against \"actively working\" in a storage unit. There are rentable art studios, but they start around $50 per hour, vs. the $49/mo I was paying for the unit. i thought about building a structure out in the woods, but it's a serious crime to destroy public land, and my idea would qualify as that. I asked my neighbors if I could rent their garages, but they are all using them for storage. i really need something 8'x5' with a flat level floor, power outlet, and private. Budget is $300/mo"}
+{"text":"first off good for you for making art. I love you OP. Unless your art is shit. Don't show me your art in case it's shit. second off, ask all of your neighbors if they know anybody. if that fails, make a bunch of facebook/craigslist/etc ads. your best bet is someone's garage."}
+{"text":"thank you for the advice and kind words. I think you're right about a garage being the key here. I'm seeing some condo-style garages, and it's great because I can access them 24/7 without bothering someone in an attached home with garage door opener noise. i didn't realize I could make ads requesting it, so that idea is pure gold and exactly what I was looking for. Lucky to have come across a fellow art lover so quickly!"}
+{"text":"Can't you just rent out a shitty office space? I see some locally for like 400 a month im sure there is cheaper."}
+{"text":"Is it true that the more men that a woman has had sex with, they lose their ability of how they form a strong emotional connection?"}
+{"text":"Why does it slightly increase on 21+?"}
+{"text":"They dont lose it its just a general blanket determination from looking at patterns in ratchet women and ignoring the ones that break the mold. That webm is essentially the same bullshit. Most girls in the sex work industry do not think like that. Theyre more interested in partying and getting fucked up. They dont give a rats ass about their mom or their dad for more than 6 seconds and will happilly go out with the next guy ready to buy them shit."}
+{"text":"Not really this is chud mentality. It makes it harder to form meaningful connections in the short term with romantic partners, but in the long term not really. That said high mileage girls are high mileage for a reason."}
+{"text":"I used to fuck prostitutes once a month before meeting my GF. one a month for almost 10 years that's over 100 prostitutes. the problem is that I never used a burner phone since I didn't think I needed it. sadly now I get spam texts from prostitutes advertising their services. I get these messages every couple of months. I try to be transparent with my GF but I have to keep my phone on mute and I'm always paranoid about this, fortunately I have always managed to delete them fast before she could notice. blocking them does not work because they use new numbers all the time. anyone else in this situation? What should I do? note: prostitution is legal here (europe) and I'd go as far as saying its not even a taboo, its fairly common for guys to visit the local brothel for quick fuck every now and then when they feel horny, I am not worried about my GF thinking less of me for having visited prostitutes, the reason I want to hide it is that I am worried she will misinterpret the text and think I'm cheating on her."}
+{"text":"your phone # is fucked get a new one. you don't even have to lie as to why, you're getting spammed too much and want to start fresh."}
+{"text":"just say to her that you need to get a new phone number because you think you're being targeted by spam and scammers then get a new plan or provider or get your provider to get you a new number."}
+{"text":"this isnt even an issue at all everyone knows how common scams are nowadays, you just say your number must've been leaked - leaks happen all the time say it was tied to playstation account or your gmail or leaked."}
+{"text":"get a different phone number not even a real problem you just don't want to take like literally one hour out of your day"}
+{"text":"give me pros and cons"}
+{"text":"remain single until you're happy with your life and perfect maybe your life can only be complete with another by your side? this just become happy by yourself is the same as saying just give up because if you're perfectly happy single then you will no longer want a companion. but this is an oxymoron because you won't feel completely happy and fulfilled until you find love. this advice is torture. it has harmed millions of lonely men and women."}
+{"text":"Freedom to do what you want whenever you want. With a gf, you won't have as much time to fuck around."}
+{"text":"Pros -You can live very care free -Living with parents is totally fine -If you live fairly frugally you can keep doing that no worries -You can weave in and out of social circles no problem , theres no real accountability -You can fuck hookers Cons -Youll probably think about having kids a lot cuz yeverything you work for and your bloodline will have nowhere to go Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Alcohol can perfectly replicate everything that family, friends and lovers do it doesnt work women dont even know how you feel you need to stop making them into these demigods superior to you with magical powers, they have no clue what is your name or what you're feeling they are just flesh and blood and have no clue how some old man they passed by is feeling about being a 40 yo virgin, they only care about verbal communication and people they speak to and know names of"}
+{"text":"Living with parents is totally fine weird someone must have forgotten to tell mine this"}
+{"text":"I'm sick of pressuring myself to study the hardest bullshit to find myself in the same wage bracket at jobs. I know there are people who manage to do jobs anyone thinks of as getting paid for nothing. I wanna try one of those and I want to meet beautiful girls in the process. What degrees and career paths do beautiful rich girls choose, so that I don't end up suicidal over stress with nothing but autists and pressuring assholes as the only support available?"}
+{"text":"male early 30s can't get it fully hard since July before that could get it up almost on command. was able to go 3 sequential rounds with my ex sometimes thought it was a mastrubation problem I use porn sporadically but like not like full on gooning hired a hot hooker for a B2B and a condom BJ in December, got hard enough for a condom, but far from fully. extensive bloodwork from a few days is almost perfect, only white cells were a bit up. Wierdly enough, I stopped drinking daily during 2025 and lost a bit of weight(was in my ITM range at all times). I still smoke but like a third per day what I used to. Also did a 180° on nutrion/diet. Only thing left is a T test, a part from that I'm lost."}
+{"text":"At some point it just doesn't need to go hard anymore. It's the circle of life. Other things will grow in importance to you."}
+{"text":"I honestly don't have a problem with that fact of life, I had always kind of a expected it, but I didn't imagine that it would be such a disticnt switch. Like I can literally pinpoint the week it started happening."}
+{"text":"I still smoke ding ding bad for blood flow. vasoconstriction + clogs vessels with shite quit and do cardio, and have your women enjoy maximum dick"}
+{"text":"I get it that smoking is extremely bad, but to have such smoking related problems at early 30s? I wasn't even a pack a day guy during my 20s."}
+{"text":"Just get some viagra from your doctor or order bluechew. You are getting closer to death so some things arent flowing full power anymore. Comes with the territory. Accept it and work with it rather than treating it like a switch you can flip. Im also 30 and ran into the same stuff. Taking that stuff put me right back into the horny monkey I was nutting twice and going full jackhammer"}
+{"text":"I literally can't quit my job because I'm scared of going up to my boss and telling him I wanna quit. I cant make eye contact, I cant string sentences together under pressure... It wasn't always like this, so what changed? Did my testosterone drop, am I depressed, went through something traumatic that I didn't take note of...? And most importantly how do I go about reversing this?"}
+{"text":"There's a notice period in the contract. I'll still have to work for at least a week after I quit, possibly more."}
+{"text":"Oh that sucks, you now *have* to go through the more difficult process of looking someone in the eye and telling them something they don't want to hear"}
+{"text":"Probably anxiety, if you took xanax you would literally stop giving a shit and would probably tell your boss that he is a cunt to his face"}
+{"text":"Thats odd, because in this case you have nothing to lose. I nearly had a panic attack building up the courage to ask my boss for a raise because if he said no id have to find a new job because theres no way i could keep working for him knowing im underpaid. The way i got through it was knowing that now that i feel the way i do, the only way i can possibly not feel that way was to tell him. I was mentally stuck in this position that i had to act or be extremely miserable from now on. So decide that you are going to quit and just be sure of it. Your own brain will fuck you up to a degree where you'll just be unable to not tell him you're gonna quit."}
+{"text":"modern jobs drive people crazy the underlying quasi-slavery veiled in fake cordial relationships is a system of control where you can't act according to your own interests. punch your boss in the face on your way out."}
+{"text":"I wish my wife was more interested in sex be me, 27 marry cute blonde girl, super sexy, Christian, whole package year into marriage fuck her maybe once a week am the only one who initiates often get turned down ”I’m too tired sorry” goes on and on about how she feels bad, tries to console me always insist it’s fine, don’t want her agreeing to it if she doesn’t want it just want her to want it when she says yes, get the impression she’s just pitying me, or trying to keep me happy fuck her anyway because so horny, it’s really fun, feel bad afterwards next day get horny again rejected advances make me feel like a pest, want to just stop asking Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're implying that OP's FORCING, as in physically pinning her down and raping her while she's screaming about she doesn't consent to it, dumbass."}
+{"text":"low IQ coping, unable to handle evidence that refutes their false worldview , looks for any low IQ excuse to ignore the evidence showing that they're wrong. lol."}
+{"text":"So, yes."}
+{"text":"Having sec when you don't necessarily want to in a marriage is not rape, Andrea Dworkin. It's part of the give and take of a relationship sometimes. Rape requires violence and/or forcible coercion. Take that 'all sex is rape' shit elsewhere."}
+{"text":"actually no, but since you brought  to my attention, I left a reply there proving that what I said in is right. and you'll be totally unable to refute anything like you have been so far in your replies to me."}
+{"text":"how do i avoid this call and make it a real-life interview? i told this dude if we can meet in person and i don't know if he would want to kek."}
+{"text":"You should maybe just openly state that you have a speech impediment (stutter) and would feel more comfortable to have an in person interview (as this might be easier for both sides) but you of course would be more than ok with doing it by call, so just don't be too surprised that you stutter! You just wanted to make that known right away so noone is thrown off or uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"yeah i just got rejected kek i hope some day someone would care about me i can do the fucking job i just can't talk properly sometimes but it doesn't affect my skill at all"}
+{"text":"just sing instead of talking during the call he may like it"}
+{"text":"The first thing that came to mind was beta blockers might help. People usually take them for things like public speaking anxiety. Apparently they also help some stutterers. Can’t hurt to give it a try."}
+{"text":"How do I communicate online with the general public via text? I find it difficult because people expect me to act one way, but apparently the way I communicate is boring, \"NPC\", \"like a robot\" \"no personality\" as I've been told. Is it because I don't like typing the same way they do? I don't like typing or acting like normies do because I find it cringe, but if I don't then no one will continue engaging with me, and if the conversation continues for longer, it always ends up with me being bullied / teased / made fun of for being cringe. And then I don't know how to defend myself which makes me look even worse. How do I defend myself again online attacks and bullies?"}
+{"text":"Oh god it just happened again, a girl just called me a dumbass and I didn't know what to say so I just pretended that I was AFK but I was secretly still reading their messages."}
+{"text":"be me mum checks grades one F the horror! goes on about how im never gonna make it in life, that she wont support a lazy retard like me been getting this shit slugged at me weekly for damn near 6 years internalized it never intended on making it to 18 anyways no friends to care about me anyways is it over? am i being a faggot for overreacting? should i just do it?"}
+{"text":"antichrist this environment makes all the difference, just make it out of that household at least"}
+{"text":"Just start working part-time earlier when you reach high school and don't give up on taking vocational courses in anything, whether it's IT or manual skills. Consider having autism or ADHD and need someone to help you study."}
+{"text":"\"became mentally ill\" more like saw your country being sold down the river and saw the writing on the wall"}
+{"text":"She won't support you. It may be a phase for her, but you can't rely on surprises anymore. Sadly, you will have to get a job. Cheer up, at least you have a solid reason to move through life. Get a girlfriend and good friends to supplant your mom's love, literally everyone is like this."}
+{"text":"It's really fucking good to accept failures in your life, that way you learn failure doesn't say anything about you. When I studied medicine I was failing all my organic chemistry tests, The failure was a motivation to get the book myself and read it, and I enjoyed it and got a fucking A in the last exams. I went back to school doing CS last year, I ebbed and flowed with math because the lecturer was fucking shit at explaining and I found no motivation in their shit, they were always amazed when I pulled saves. I also literally got an F at some JS course and had given up on learning but I managed to pass anyway. It means fucking nothing, if anything it's indicative of your true alignment in life, what inspired you etc."}
+{"text":"I want to groom my girlfriend into being ok with us having threesomes with other women (but obviously not other men lol). I already have a plan of how to do it that I've started carrying out and it's going well so far, but I wanted to hear your advice, especially from people who have done this to see if any of it sparks any good ideas. If you feel like bitching you can come in here and do that too"}
+{"text":"Being an exhibitionist doesn't make her bisexual. You can't change someone's orientation. Suggest it; she's either interested or she's not; if she's not, it's over."}
+{"text":"I want to groom if you don't care about the moral aspect or the potential guilt, get her into hard drugs. mdma can make unexpected sexual stuff happen with the right people, and don't underestimate the power of cocaine. I've seen it turn decent girls into total sluts."}
+{"text":"I want to groom my girlfriend into being ok That is not what grooming means. It doesn't mean making someone okay with something, it means getting someone to the point where, despite them not being okay with it, they let you do it without protesting. If that's your goal, okay, but you should state that."}
+{"text":"good idea . I know that wouldn't work for us but I can see why it's a good idea in general I mean ideally cause her to like it, or failiing that cause her to be willing to try it once and not do it anymore after that if she doesn't like it."}
+{"text":"She will be fucking other dudes before the year is through. Be ok with all of it or none of it."}
+{"text":"How can I purposefully start an argument to cut off a friend of mine? I'd not like to be associated with them anymore because they're chill with a bunch of people that actually hate me but I was desperate for friends so put up with it initially. Asking specifically because they're a huge pushover, so just being rude wouldn't work. They do have a partner if that helps any."}
+{"text":"A likes B B likes C A doesn't like C Why is that a reason for A to break with B?"}
+{"text":"this. just block and ghost."}
+{"text":"Why do these people hate you?"}
+{"text":"*You* need to cut *them* off. Stop expecting them to take responsibility for what you want to do."}
+{"text":"personally I have had great results with just the second step"}
+{"text":"Sometimes during my 20s I shifted from optimism about the world to realizing it's ALL doomed. Nothing I praised society and international organizations for is actually working for a positive outcome for the future population of this Doomed Earth. It's rotten to the core with humans ongoing being denied the fundamentals of existence such as clean water, proper nutrition and a faith to deal with the natural turns of life with. Originally we started out with all these rights. Then as they were formulated we lost them. All this energy and sacrificed lives that went into invention, prevention, curing, increased output - it's all for nothing. Nothing is better about more people stacked closer together for a shorter amount of time due to a unsustainable infrastructure supporting it. Getting the cash to buy the games is not what life is about. I'm thankful for not having brought life into this world and I'm regretful for not having realized what a living hell this world objectively is. How to erase and rewind this realization to not feel a need to blackpill those who are working for the world leaders goals?"}
+{"text":"Originally we started out with all these rights. says who? when? humans have been mistreating each other from the start. the right to proper nutrition was never a thing, the weak have always fed the strong. realizing it's ALL doomed stoicism can be of some help why give a fuck about things you can't change?"}
+{"text":"why give a fuck about things you can't change? If people knew they would not fall into the trap of praising the next bird flu vaccine or the next renewable energy scam. Like we did have renewable animals to pull ploughs and carts, they were fueled with renewable grass fertilized with their own manure. Then someone invented something unsustainable and it all went to hell. We're trapped having to fulfill the demands of society to keep this vicious cycle going. Many people completely unaware of the evil nature of it. Some willing to ostracize or otherwise silent the ones speaking the truth. I guess here is where the feeling of damnation enter. I can't disregard it. The propaganda about \"being nice\", \"doing the right thing\", \"working hard\" etc is everpresent. The end seems obvious: it must collapse to become good for real. But that's bad to wish for for obvious reasons."}
+{"text":"If money and time were of no issue; what behavioral, psychological, and therapeutic practices could someone take to become a normie that fits in?"}
+{"text":"worrying about \"fitting in\" is for high schoolers in the real world theirs a tribe for every spergtype"}
+{"text":"What is the tribe for those suffering high amounts of social anxiety towards men, women, children, and elderly? But they also lift weights and groom themselves semi-well(I hate getting haircuts)."}
+{"text":"But normies get to have sex which offsets the misery."}
+{"text":"Honestly good question. I'm not sure I would do much different. I'd eat out a lot more and get my medical condition the best care it can have worldwide but that's about it. The social part of things won't get any better. I might hire a personal cleaner, personal trainer, and personal chef, and a therapist that can pretend really, really well that they care about me. Basically pay for a mommy. That would be nice. I cannot function well on my own it seems"}
+{"text":"If your goal is to be normie, you have to socialize as much as you can. Go out and try to make friends/gfs, then you will make mistakes that you can learn from and try again with other people."}
+{"text":"How are you meant to meet people in a discord server? Few times I've tried to join one it's a bunch of people who clearly already know each other, super cliquey, impossible to try to join the conversation without people acting like you're interrupting"}
+{"text":"interrupt until they get used to you (usually 3-12 months). this is how it works in real life too"}
+{"text":"Title. Basically I’m turning 27 next month and my entire life has gone to shit. I have zero friends, I can’t get a girlfriend, I can’t get a job, and I hate myself with a burning passion. I finished school to get my EMT certification but I can’t even pass my final exam after taking it three times. I have zero motivation to study because of all the things I’ve mentioned, and I have severe OCD/depression that makes my daily life a living hell. I’m still living with my parents and I know they’re waiting for me to get my shit together but I legitimately cannot do it. Every time I try to study I just cannot focus at all because of all the baggage and failures in my life, as well as the fact that I’m just extremely lazy. I have absolutely nothing going for me in life. All I do is sleep until midnight and then go to the gym, then go home and go back to sleep. My entire life feels pointless and at this point I feel like my only option is to off myself to escape myself and all my failures. Does anyone have any advice on what I should do? I know people are just going to say “lock in” or “sink or swim” but I just have zero energy or motivation to study or anything when I fail at everything I do like making friends, getting a job, getting a girlfriend, etc."}
+{"text":"If you ever need to speak or voice call with someone, im here. I relate to some things you are going through. I will be at work soon, can i ask you what is OCD like for you? It is different in everyone, i am curious and do you have a therapist anon? I hope these questions arent too invasive. I am younger than you, but i feel the struggle of being with family still. It is hard, i want to make myself look and present well, even in front my own family in which i should be more relaxed. I have AVPD. It is difficult, but i would recommend you continue to live, if I made it far I believe you can too. Its corny but true"}
+{"text":"I have pure OCD so I get constant intrusive thoughts of shit I don’t want to think about, like my brain constantly makes me think of things I would never do like sex with family members/pets, etc. it has sucked the joy out of all my hobbies and I can’t really enjoy video games anymore cause of it. I just don’t see the point in continuing to live anymore. I can already tell my future will be subjected to me living by myself in a one bedroom apartment. I can’t get a girlfriend and my time is running out fast so the more likely option is that I’m just going to end up alone. I’m not a very good looking guy (despite what my mom says, but it’s my mom so), and I’m just generally a more sensitive, soft spoken person which many girls don’t like. I’ve had one long term girlfriend in my entire life and I still think about her every day despite us breaking up over two years ago. I’m also 100% positive I’m autistic so I find it hard to talk with people and girls seem to have this mind reading ability where they can just tell there’s something off with you no matter how hard you try to hide it and act normal. I have zero motivation or drive to study when nobody wants to be my friend, every girl I try to talk to rejects or ghosts me, and I can’t get a job despite applying almost every single day at different positions on indeed. I’m also incredibly lazy and I just don’t care about my life anymore cause I feel like I literally have nothing to live for. If I offed myself the only people who would care would be my intermittent family. I have literally nobody outside of them that would even know I was gone except for maybe one or two people I talk to at the gym sometimes. I just feel like my life peaked in my teens and it’s all downhill from here, and even if I somehow lock in and improve myself by studying I still won’t be able to get a girlfriend or many friends because there’s something fundamentally wrong with me."}
+{"text":"Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the winter, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some relationship bullshit nobody cares about on a beautiful winter's weekend. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?"}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"Just turned 31. I'm a bit tired. It's getting to the point where people start asking me where's my \"gf\". \"You are a good looking guy anon\". I work from home. It's incredibly hard to meet new people. I've been doing voluntary work at this ONG, and thanks to it I was seeing a girl last summer, but I wasn't into her so I broke it off. She was 19. I know I should get out there more, but the issue is there's nothing to go do. already go to church, but church is anti social at it's core. There's no community. only thots go to gyms, plus they are expensive.( home gym master race) I like art and have been to art events, but arthoes should be in a insane asylum, non ironically. This weekend there was a ONG charity activity and the only cute/hot girl there was...17. It's legal here btw. Not even my type either way. There was another activity today but I, for some reason, got the flu, just at the right moment... I went to University and only met ugly girls. I don't want to sound like a whinny bitch, but I see short guys, with hot girlfriends all the time here. It's crazy. I just never cross paths with decent girls, but other do. I'm 6'0 btw if that helps. It's a numbers game, but I have no way to be around the right women. inb4 cold approaching I've tried it and got digits, but it is fucking insane and never leads to nothing because I am a stranger to those girls. It's retarded thing to do. I need to look into more stuff to go do, but I also have to keep working and shit, do time is limited. May God help me"}
+{"text":"I know and it's killing me inside. When I finally give up it will be more than over for me."}
+{"text":"Your love just waits to unfold anon."}
+{"text":"waiting for women to make the first move keep waiting anon. any day now."}
+{"text":"I need advice from ESL anons. I’ve been on 4chan for almost 10 years and I still struggle with basic english grammar and probably a lot of other stuff I’m not even aware of. I can read and understand spoken english just fine (I only watch english youtube videos now and I can watch shows without subtitles), but when it comes to forming sentences or speaking, I sound like an idiot. For most of my life, I didn’t care about talking to people. I only wanted to play video games and watch anime without waiting years for fan translations. A while ago, my attitude changed. I met some friends who speak english and I really like them and enjoy talking to them. Texting on discord is fine because I have enough time to check my spelling and fix any mistakes before posting, just like I did with this post. But when we’re playing something and I need to say/write things quickly, I either say something wrong (but understandable) or say nothing at all because I don’t know how to phrase it. That’s why I started to care. I know native speakers and people with good english hate dealing with someone like me and I want to change that. I don’t want to lose my friends because of my lack of discipline and effort! So what’s the best way to learn english grammar properly? I’ve heard that khan academy has a good grammar course, but I’m not sure if it’s the best option. Still, it’s probably better than some clickbaity youtube videos. Any advice would be appreciated. You can also laugh and call me names, I deserve it for my laziness and lack of action"}
+{"text":"I won't read subhumans wanting to learn ingrish threads."}
+{"text":"read more books you can improve a lot of conversation skills and everyday slang and stuff watching movies/seeting tv shows, playing videogames but for actual grammar, nothing beats a book if you're not one to read buy your favorite book in english, that way you'll both know what it's talking about even if the language gets hard at points but also you'll get entertained. but a lot of books is recommended"}
+{"text":"Why not download Duolingo and use that for a while. Not that I have ever used it but apparently it's the best language learning app. Native English speaker here btw"}
+{"text":"I've done that for most of my life and I can read and listen, but I still can't write without sounding like a retard. It's not even about fucking up, I just want people to understand me better Thanks for your kind words, but I used chatgpt to make my post more understandable. Right now I write without any help and as you can see, my english is not really that great. and most of my people don’t bother their ass learning another language Because everything is in english nowadays. Besides japanese, there is no reason to learn a foreign language if you just want to consume media. Nothing wrong with that. When I use chatgpt, yeah. I've done that for over 10 years. Still don't know how to write basic sentences. If I can, I watch or read in english. I already have a few books in english and reading them feels natural to me. but for actual grammar, nothing beats a book That's why I'm asking for recs... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Keep a journal where you write down everything that happened to you that day. Ask any AI chat bot to correct and explain your grammatical errors until you master it. By the way, I speak five languages. We're in the 21st century, it has never been this easy."}
+{"text":"Yo, I'm in America. Can a hospital refuse to service you if you still owe them like a gazillion dollars from the last time you were admitted but had no insurance?"}
+{"text":"It's really not that complicated. Non life threatening = you can exist without dying Life threatening = you will die if you don't get ___ treatment"}
+{"text":"It's really fucking easy - are you going to die from the disease or condition or not? And if the answer is \"yes\", there's a sub-clause of \"are you going to die today? This week? This month?\" boobs done Elective surgery, so non-life threatening. pneumonia? Potentially life-threatening disease. Blood clots? Life threatening condition. But you've already had tests to know this so they've already admitted you. Broke my elbow? Non-life threatening condition"}
+{"text":"Broke my elbow? Non-life threatening condition Seriously? You know how many people in the past have died of broken bones before modern medicine was a thing?"}
+{"text":"No. How many?"}
+{"text":"I am basically my single mother's father now if you know what I mean. What will the repercussions be?"}
+{"text":"But it's what we knew."}
+{"text":"Sounds hot."}
+{"text":"if you know what I mean. I don't."}
+{"text":"is this some \"I'm My Own Grandpa\" bullshit?"}
+{"text":"Stick her in a home. They do have an expiration date. Oh... show her how to find the information herself if you can't arse it. The U-tube is full of these guys. They want you to buy their foam rollers which essentially is just a rolled up foam mat for camping. (ignore the troll, jannies will recognize it isn't advice sooner or later)"}
+{"text":"Can a regular poster on 4chan be nurse? I fucked up so bad picking CompSci only to find out there no job openings because A.I (actual indians) And I talked to counselor and only said I could only get my bachelor's in Nursing."}
+{"text":"Robots are going to replace nurses. Become a college counselor."}
+{"text":"That's a good job. I think coders will still be needed in time but they won't be paid like $200,000 right out the gate anymore."}
+{"text":"A regular poster on 4chan can be anything. If you want to become a nurse, then go for it. If not, work wherever you can get a job"}
+{"text":"Nursing* is a good job, and will be in demand."}
+{"text":"There are many professions that may want you to be a graduate (because that says something about your ambition and discipline) but don't care what you studied. Banking, Sales, Management, Real Estate, Stock Market, Retail, etc etc etc"}
+{"text":"Should I feel disgusted if I find out the person I'm on the phone with is taking a shit as they're talking to me?"}
+{"text":"taking a shit as they're talking to me? Yes. Hang up."}
+{"text":"It depends on who it is. If it was my girlfriend, I would find that arousing."}
+{"text":"I answered a call from my boss while taking a shit once. He was like, \"what are you up to at the moment\" and I said \"actually just taking a shit\" and he laughed and moved on. Answered a call from a friend one time, he asked me \"bro are you in the toilet right now, I can tell by the echo in the room\" and then we laughed and talked about what he wanted to call me about."}
+{"text":"back to /b/"}
+{"text":"Be impressed that they can multitask"}
+{"text":"I need a job. I havent worked in three years due to a life threatening illness that left me rather frail and with anxiety. I have a useless University degree that I have never exercised. I'm stumped, maybe I should just return to school in my early 30s for a new career? Please help me think"}
+{"text":"There is no helping you. It's over."}
+{"text":"i refuse."}
+{"text":"Sorry to hear that anon. I have a useless University degree that I have never exercised. Just like most people, it’s okay I'm stumped, maybe I should just return to school in my early 30s for a new career? If you feel the need to do it and can support yourself, then go for it. Self improvement is always worth pursuing, especially if it can improve your financial situation. Please help me think It’s hard for me to do that when I don’t know anything about you. What illness do you have? Do you have a physical disability? What are your living costs? Do you live with your parents?"}
+{"text":"Sorry for the late response. With my treatment, I was able to put a type of cancer into full remission. I'm a lot better than a year ago, but the medication has left me a bit frail. I'd rather not take up retail or anything near my area as it is dangerous and full of insane people. I am fortunately living with my family, but can feel the pressure on me without them saying. As for skills, I have basic IT skills and some paralegal experience."}
+{"text":"There are loads of jobs that don't might prefer someone with a degree but don't particularly care what it's in. Banking, real estate, stock market, sales, retail management, etc etc etc"}
+{"text":"i like fixing computers and im good at it, im also good-ish at fixing other things but its mostly computers i like to fix. i want to make a career of it but none of the computer repair places nearby are hiring. they are far away anyways. my town is somewhat small but has a senior population, and they do happen to be pretty technologically illiterate. i have on a few occasions gotten paid to help a couple of them out with whatever tech stuff they're trying to figure out. ive been thinking about starting my own little business centered around that kind of thing. do i go for it? is there something better i could/should be doing instead?"}
+{"text":"wtf is there to fix, you literally just replace components? computers aren't fixable for decades, and every kid can pull out a graphic card and put another. that's no skill to base your life existence on"}
+{"text":"50% of new businesses (of any type) go bust in the first year - almost always because the owners may know all about their subject (computers, dog grooming, whatever) but nothing about running a business. Learn Small Business 101, either from a CC class or by reading books. Google \"start a small business\""}
+{"text":"Going to post my stats since I can't make an objective description of my own 30m australia/European citizenship 6'7 white lean muscular from gym long brown hair, brown eyes have moles everywhere from the sun terribly crooked teeth been poor my whole life most I've earned is 30k usd in one year, most years much less massive proclivity to depression and negative thoughts constant anxiety very likely autistic with OCD Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"just straighten your teeth bro, it will fix you tremendously i never had enough money to do it and my parents didn't give a fuck, so i did it too late to be relevant, but it helped"}
+{"text":"This is very common in pozzfailia"}
+{"text":"You don't even have a bad life crooked teeth Ez fix poor Everyone's poor. Somehow you're not doing worse possible disloyal gf Basically every gf. Good luck getting anything better"}
+{"text":"have moles everywhere from the sun skin cancer"}
+{"text":"i want someone evil who will fufill by crush fetish"}
+{"text":"Do something rash and get put in a facility Profit"}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid-twenties, and I am a failure genetically, spiritually, socially, romantically, academically, financially, physically. I am far past the point of recovery, and I've lost all hope for my life. What is there to do now other than just an hero myself? inb4 just be better bro"}
+{"text":"Finances are the only thing in that list that actually matter. The rest are government psyops to compel you to breed."}
+{"text":"Do you feel hatred towards the person you say this too? You utterly deluded wretch. It’s only ever out of compassion. It always has been."}
+{"text":"I won't read threads with such an unpromising start. Ask for advice on one thing next time."}
+{"text":"spiritually,academically, financially, physically. All your fault, everything else is a dice throw that you lost."}
+{"text":"I'm in my mid-twenties, and I am a failure genetically, spiritually, socially, romantically, academically, financially, physically. I am far past the point of recovery, and I've lost all hope for my life. Is that your Tinder profile? It might need work"}
+{"text":"Suicide is not an option. And if you’re thinking about hurting yourself, remember that your life is far too valuable to give up in that way. I know it hurts right now and it feels like nothing is getting better, but you don’t have to carry all of this on your own. You need to know that sometimes our brain makes us believe that we don’t matter. But the truth is, you do matter. There are many people who love you, for example: your family, friends, bf/gf, pet, etc. Don’t erase your story; just turn the page. Your life doesn’t end here, it’s only just beginning."}
+{"text":"Nevermind, 4chans Email verification service is so faggoty that I might just kms."}
+{"text":"my advice if u wanna kys would be to try and remember something you wanted to do as a kid just fuckin do that or join a fishing boat crew, military, fly to another country, etc there's that WWOOF program where you can do a small amount of work in exchange for room & board, you get to meet people i've heard good stories from people who did that"}
+{"text":"I'm a shut in."}
+{"text":"nothing to lose, right? isn't that the point? may as well do something drastic with an uncertain outcome, rather than a certain one"}
+{"text":"I have quite a lot to loose in the shitty town I live in, such as my life."}
+{"text":"What do?"}
+{"text":"wowie"}
+{"text":"this may as well be a vent post, dude"}
+{"text":"Goes to TikTok for dating advice Thinks the videos there help Normie faggot I keked"}
+{"text":"Okay, well here goes. I always wanted a relationship since my teen years. I was too shy in high school to talk to any girls, so it never happened then, but I remember most of my peers dating. It's usually around this time when people have their first experiences with dating and relationships. Later on, there were women throughout the years I was interested in, but they were all taken. I feel like there's a certain kind of love that you only really get to experience at a younger age. Like the intensity of a first love. Everyone's figuring shit out, and everything feels new and exciting. That chapter has a certain cultural magic to it, and feeling like you missed it can feel like you missed a rite of passage. By the time you reach a certain age, most people have been there, done that. I have a coworker who met her boyfriend at 17, and she's planning on moving 8 hours away to live with him and eventually get married. She told me they talk the entire time when they're not working, and will plan visits. I remember all the things she'd say about him - how much she loved him, all the expensive gifts she'd buy for him, and how he was her world. She once told me that she'll be with him forever. I heard them talking on the phone at work and they seemed to have amazing chemistry - not a dull moment, full of laughter and flirting. It makes me wish I could have experienced that kind of deep, intimate love. Anyway, it's given me a lot of grief on what I missed out on. It seems impossible to meet new people, and I feel like at my age it's a turn off for someone else if I'm honest about experiencing everything for the first time."}
+{"text":"Go on a date"}
+{"text":"This might be a dumb question but it's bugging me and I can't think of anywhere else to ask it. Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? Not in a deeper sense, of course, but just like a good feeling from doing it? I'm struggling to think of times where I felt at all satisfied or accomplished and I struggle. It's insane to think other people get a dopamine hit from doing the dishes. I know people will say it's like the internet frying your brain but, even as a kid, I remember another student getting really pumped up and excited when he passed a test and later I got an award for scoring the highest in our grade or whatever on the same test and I really didn't feel anything from it. I'm not sure I even showed my parents. I remember thinking he wasn't the best student so it was probably just because he was worried about failing but maybe something is just broken in my brain that wasn't in his. I feel like my only real emotional motivation for doing things is to quell the dread and anxiety from them not being done. The only time I can recall feeling satisfied is one semester, my Grandpa was in hospice, and I found it a good enough excuse to phone it in even harder than usual until like the last few days when I had basically nothing done all semester besides most of the exams and had to stay up day and night until I finally scraped together passing grades."}
+{"text":"Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? They do. I’m not one of them, but people like that exist, and it’s usually people with functional or highly-acute senses of spatial awareness who enjoy it. (Spatial awareness is what is sounds like, constant mental awareness of outside envrions, things outside their body). So for people like that, their room or home for example becomes a 1:1 extension for their mind. If their room is cluttered, their mind feels cluttered. If their house feels or looks depressing or chaotic, their mind feels depressing or chaotic. So when they do chores or clean or tidy shit up, they feel immense satisfaction from it. Those same people by the way, if you choose to befriend them, live with them, or date them will always get angry or upset with you if you don’t help doing chores or make messes for them to clean up. To them it feels like deliberate attacks on their mind, because that space you share was their mind-extension, and you are treading all over it and/or showing a lack of care for it. Also this, adhd etc etc. I have it too. And its the reason why most if not all of my personal relationships went to Hell, because adhd means enjoying chaos and mess & involunatrily forgetting about how others might feel constantly = I caused problems just by existing lol. Adhds can ‘mask’ it and put in 1,000% extra effort but it costs the life of your soul. Autist’s mask their ‘face’, their social disability. Adhds mask their ‘hands’, their cognitive disability. And normies have no idea what either world is like."}
+{"text":"Do other people really feel satisfied just from doing basic shit like chores around the house? Some people do, yes. Most of us simply recognise that they're essential and get on with them without complaining."}
+{"text":"It's really gay when people use the term normies unironically Whatever it is that you call \"ADHD\" just sounds like a sad, apathetic person who's okay with living in filth and mess. I'm unfortunately the same, but it doesn't help to give it a name and say oh I have ADHD. You need to do something about it. Rewire your brain, be a better person. Those people who care about their environment arguably have much better lives and actually respect themselves, while you take the \"I don't care about anything, I don't even care about myself\" route In short, you call it having ADHD, I call it - that you're both depressed and gay. Work to be better I feel awful while doing it. Every fiber of my being, wants not to do it. You know when I feel satisfaction? When I talk about how I did this good thing with people. Or when I want to have somebody over and I feel like I can. Or the next time I go out I need some clean clothes and I have them, or the next time I'm hungry and want to cook I have cooking utensils to be able to make my food. At THOSE times I feel the satisfaction. While doing the activity itself I feel fucking awful. But do it enough, and like a cat - you can connect the dots between getting washed and being clean; one is awful, and one is great, but it's required you go through both."}
+{"text":"while you take the \"I don't care about anything, I don't even care about myself\" route I think that you’re jumping the gun and presuming more than you can fairly judge, but that’s fine it’s not like I attached the nuances or an autobiography to my post so you couldn’t know lol. I don’t take that “i dont care about anything/myself” route. I do a lot better now, have a job, a clean home and a functional marriage and kids. I care now and I cared back then at my worst. “Care” doesn’t change the malformed pre-frontal cortex that adhd has. You can care until your heart bursts, nothing changes. In short, you call it having ADHD, I call it - that you're both depressed and gay. Work to be better We can call it whatever we want. I know that’s what other people did and typically do: “Lazy”, “Unfocused”, “Uncaring”, “Deficient”, “Inconsiderate”, “Wrong”, “Deadbeat”, “Loser”, “Helpless”, “Your own worst enemy”. etc etc. See, I never pitifully identified with any of those sad labels, other people just really, really loved to put them on me. Why? Because that’s how I appeared on the outside, and it was easy for them to do that. On the inside was a different story. For me that four letter label ‘adhd’ perfectly summed up the entire shape of my mental block that I had my whole life that went undiagnosed and that I got socially dragged through broken glass for, even though I always wanted to do better and better but never knew how because I didn’t know what was even holding me back. And what was holding me back was a disability I had no idea I had the entire time, and when I got my diagnosis, I got treatment, and I got access to better ways to solve problems in my own way and that’s what I did and continue doing now. If someone else despises the fact I own my own disability and instantly assumes I’m just using it to “excuse” myself, i don’t dont care. I know the score, they don’t."}
+{"text":"There can be some satisfaction in getting a chore done and out of the way. There's also - if your mind and personality work this way - pleasure in ANYTHING done well. And many people find routine brainless chores an opportunity either to think about things or to zone out and rest their brains"}
+{"text":"My life completely fell apart the last two years. Bad things just kept happening one after the other. It started to seem intentional like I was cursed or something. Whenever I tried to be hopeful some new catastrophic event would happen like clockwork. I literally started to keep track of the timing because more often than not it was the next fucking day. I don't know what to do. I've never felt like this before and I never thought I would. Shows what I know. There has to be some way to recover from this. To come back when you're at your lowest point but things just keep getting worse. I know there are people who have done it. Probably on this board even. I've made so many mistakes, done terrible things and hurt people that I love, but I want to change, I want to make my life better, I don't want to be saddled by guilt and the constant fear that something terrible is going to happen tomorrow because I dared to hope today that it wouldn't. Help me. I'm genuinely concerned for my safety at this point. I'm considering trying to get myself hospitalized because I might actually blow my brains out if things keep going the way they are now. I'm asking for help on fucking 4chan that's how desperate and out of answers I am."}
+{"text":"This, also sometimes you just needa fuckin eat. I had shit sleep for half a year and I turned into a fucking animal but it probably was because I was grieving and running away from the pain, throwing my life away in some aspects, deciding to live on the road. Get in touch with the darkness. It will always be there with you. Do something drastic, change your life completely without thinking of the future. Not in a bad way but a way that can help you transform. Buy a ticket to a foreign place you've always wanted to see, learn a new skill. I didn't think it would affect me that much, but I took a metal shaping class a coupe years ago and even though I did it once I still think about it as a really big point in my life, just some class I spent an afternoon in. It's so weird what can make us happy. Sometimes you can find hilarity in monotony as well. Simple things can be full of such insane hilarity. Imagine living in a place where no one understands you and you have to focus on every detail to get by. It slows your days down, puts you in the present and you can appreciate so much more in this life. The present, try looking at the present, not all the bad shit that's happened and may happen again (often our worst days are ahead of us as well as our best)"}
+{"text":"OP here . More bad news, permanent hearing loss in both ears. Dont even know what caused it, I don't work in a loud place or use headphones. Yay."}
+{"text":"Man, I cracked my knee and lost my favourite bike (CBR1000rr) at the same time, can't run anymore and lost a real good job opportunity because I couldn't walk for shit for the first six months after surgery. Strapped to a bed unable to move without feeling a funny amount of pain brought me to the brink too. Just get strong and find someone to get you through this shit. It will get better soon or later."}
+{"text":"Eh, don't worry about that one too much. You're expected to lose your hearing as you age. Plus they're working on some new treatments that can bring some of it back."}
+{"text":"WHAT?! GET A TREATMENT FOR THAT CANCER BRO!"}
+{"text":"I decided to fuck my motorcycle's exhaust pipe because I'm a virgin and wanted to hump something so I could vaguely understand what sex is like, as I mainly jerk off lying down, when a jagged bit of rust got pulled off and scraped my cock. It drew blood. How do I go to the hospital, giving I possibly got tetantus and will need to explain this?"}
+{"text":"Tell them the truth you retarded forever alone fag"}
+{"text":"This. It could not withstand the heat."}
+{"text":"immune as a child Anon there's swathes of people who DONT even have the small pox vaccine let alone lock jaw unfortunately. Kek, next time invest in a flashlight OP it's cheaper than the exhaust + hospital visit. Or just lay on top of your off hand till it falls asleep then jerk off with it. Its practically like an entirely different person."}
+{"text":"I can give you an absolute guarantee: the people at the ER see things a hundred times more embarrassing than that every single week. Please just go. If you have to, tell them you tripped over something in the garden and landed on something sharp. But really: they've seen far worse."}
+{"text":"At least tells us the model of the bike."}
+{"text":"I realized around two years ago that one of the only ways to achieve success in life is through having connections. Success largely depends on running into certain people. I unfortunately realized this too late. Since then, I am now only befriending people in the hopes that they would give me something in return (ie jobs, clout, academia, etc). There are people who I hang out with, and buy drinks and gifts for just because I think they are useful to have as friends. I even mark down their birthdays to appear like a good friend who cares about them. I fucking hate living like this and the dishonesty eats me up inside, but it feels like my choices are slim. The idea that you can just apply to a cushy job, or start a cool promising project on your own is a delusion. You need to meet people who already have something going on, and then you need to worm your way into their lives. I also try to never make any of these friends meet each other. College/uni is a great place to enroll in just for this purpose. I am sure some of my fellow zoomers here can relate to this post. Any thoughts?"}
+{"text":"wtf are you talking about ? godamn niggers"}
+{"text":"Oh, I see"}
+{"text":"Thriving in society, getting a good job, a healthy wife, and financing successful offspring is all that matters in the end. You don't need any of this to survive At most, offspring that produces offspring to ensure a \"longer\" survival but after that nothing guaranteed"}
+{"text":"Very good video, for once That thumbnail cracked me up, even if it's misleading clickbait"}
+{"text":"How to handle rejection from women?"}
+{"text":"I rejected several women Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Suppose that what you say is true. Does that mean it's useful to date a woman who doesn't like you and isn't attracted to you? Do you think that's a recipe for a happy relationship? Or is it better to be with a woman who does like you, and is attracted to you, and about whom you feel the same way? Without rejections, how do you identify that person?"}
+{"text":"How to handle rejection from women? serious answer: you have to reprogram yourself. it starts with words, ideas, then turns into a mindset. accept and embrace that rejection is a GOOD thing, because it means you actually had the balls and tried. better suffer the rejection sting for 10 minutes than endure a lifetime of what-ifs and regrets because you waited for signs or cockblocked yourself by overthinking. of course we aren't machines and getting rejected 10 times in a row will wear you down and kill your self-esteem, so you have to have some success once in a while. that's why you probably have to lower your standards. yeah, maybe you'll have to fuck that fattie or older woman. the good news is that, when you eventually succeed, the self-esteem boost and field experience of what works and doesn't will incrementally help you get a more attractive partner next time. it's a game and you have to level-up yours"}
+{"text":"Optimal build: Your parents arrange for you to marry your cousin while you were 5."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"As the title reads but context below: Met this girl and we really hit it off, she's very much my type physically and mentally. we discussed meeting up for a date sometime next week. She said we have to meet in my town because she lives with her parents, I asked why that would be a problem and she just looked at me and got very close and said I was autistic for not understanding that she was flirting with me. I am not autistic. I'm pretty sure she implied us having sex later and this is both exciting but also very stressing. Last time I had sex was 4 years ago and it was awful because I don't like when people touch me. I have avoided intercourse since that experience but I can't miss a chance with her if she escalates. She's really something, never in my life have I had a girl start talking to me about who Chris chan is and how she loves watching lolcow channels. Anyways how do I overcome this anxiety? We're meeting next week. How do I avoid a sympathetic NS spike?"}
+{"text":"I think relationships are more about the person and mutual activities than the sex anyways and they all include some sort of touching brainiac"}
+{"text":"Yeah, trusted people may touch but that takes time, did you even read the text?"}
+{"text":"lunch and an event in the evening (?) is a long time for a first date. If things are going well then after lunch I'd recommend suggesting to her that you go back to your place (you can just suggest something dumb as a pretence like \"do you want to go back to my place to play a videogame/to see that thing I was telling you about earlier/ to watch a movie\" ) and have sex with her. If you wait until after the end of the student even thing in the evening then you might both be too tired and have spent too long around each other for a first time."}
+{"text":"Just tell her \"Look, I really like you, but do you mind if we take it a little slower?\" and then work up to sex gradually over the next few weeks. She'll be fine."}
+{"text":"if you're going to use a condom, practice beforehand. you have to be able to put it on in a few seconds, without thinking about it. muscle memory will prevent anxiety and awkwardness when the moment comes to put it on with her."}
+{"text":"My gf of two years admitted I’m “the most cringe bf she’s ever had” but assures me it doesn’t change how she feels about me This shit sounds offensive as fuck. Am I wrong to be paranoid she will dump me bros"}
+{"text":"admitted If you push her to, a woman can tell you anything you want to hear"}
+{"text":"Am I wrong to be paranoid she will dump me bros Yes. This is just banter."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"If her actions show you that she's devoted to you, the you've nothing to fear. Talk is cheap, anyone can say anything for whatever reason. In a lot of cases, people say things for no reason at all, and in other cases people misspeak. What \"cringe\" means to you means something else entirely to someone else. One of the craziest things you'll learn in life is everyone has a different 'mental dictionary'. People draw different emotions or projections out of words than (you) do. And when it comes to women and the words that come out of their mouths, their words are always lacking depth. They just talk to talk, that's why you're never supposed to take what they say seriously. Only take what they feel seriously. If she starts with \"I think that...\" Immediately detach your emotions and instantly assume there is no emotional depth to what she says next. \"I think you're the cringiest boyfriend I've ever had\" does not mean anything significant at all. If you pry and pry and try to get her to dig deep she'll just outright tell you \"you're the most eccentric boyfriend I've had, the 'weirdest' (in a good way). You're interesting.\" She more or less told you in womanese one of the reasons why she likes you is because you're different. If you want to crucify yourself on that go ahead but it'd be a mistake."}
+{"text":"Cont Anyway, your feelings matter too. Even if she had intended it as a strange positive jab at you, or didn't mean anything about it at all, fact remains you feel hurt over it. What you're supposed to do is tell her that it wounded you to hear that, tell her not to use the word \"cringe\" to describe you, and to find a better word. Tell her this calmly and honestly and don't sperg out or slip into arguing, you don't ask her to do this you tell her it as a non-negotiable. If or when she says sorry, you forgive her and then just move on with things and keep dating. You could listen to other anons who tell you to split up, yeah. But I'll be real with you: If you break up with every single girl who steps on your toes verbally, you're gonna find yourself either forever alone, or running a carousel of broken relationship one after the other, never going anywhere with them only constant sabotage after sabotage."}
+{"text":"I've attracted girls in the past but for some reason this particular type is more repulsed by me than other types of girls"}
+{"text":"You can't add days to your life. Add life to your days."}
+{"text":"O-okay. Stop it."}
+{"text":"of course you can, there even are multiple ways to do it. but since this is a low effort slidethread, i wont tell you any of them"}
+{"text":"man i should take more drugs"}
+{"text":"thank you :}"}
+{"text":"unaliving Faggot ass redditor agony How did they get this information? Interviews?"}
+{"text":"Life after 30 is a slow-motion suicide without family. It's all the negatives of getting old; watching your friends drift away as they start their own families, your parents and siblings getting old and die, watching everything in your life slowly putter out as the magic fades; without any of the positives of things like family or community to shore you up. Everything rots away and you're left with the bleakness of oblivion, no hope of anything continuing. Anyone who has experienced considerable ageing among his family members (or already in himself), knows how blackpilling it is. It's really rough, once people pass their early 50s (or sometimes even sooner) you start to notice the slip-ups, forgetfulness, the declining of fine motor skills, the difficulties understanding new information. Human existence is a tragedy, there are so few years that you are allowed with full mental and physical strength. Your peak years are mostly wasted with education, where you have barely any control over your own life, because you have little to no money nor autonomy. Add to that the time spent sleeping, working, hygiene, housework, shopping, appointments, visits to the workshop - what do we have left? Everyone who has to work for a living basically leads a precarious existence, regardless of whether they are a simple worker or a well-paid employee. Before they have built up a comfortable fortune and a well established understanding of the world, the body goes downhill."}
+{"text":"that's true, and also common knowledge, you need advice on what exactly?"}
+{"text":"as I grew older I stopped caring about my height but some things persisted some women laugh behind my back, some go as far as saying \"oh my god\" out loud as I pass by, I don't look ugly or anything just 166cm some people don't take me serious because of my height some people literally don't respect me because of my height but it changed as I got jacked why is this socially acceptable? even hard on feminists will make fun of short guys meanwhile they crave \"equality\"."}
+{"text":"I'm literally in east Europe lmao. Majority of women here are dumb as fuck and if anything I saw this as a blessing that the real one would not care about my height. Not like I'm being laughed at in public or anything. I get treated like a human being but just not by some women which slightly bothers me. West Europe however I can confirm, they do not give a fuck. but it's a shithole"}
+{"text":"You don't treat men poorer, weaker and dumber than you with equality but you want to ask it of others"}
+{"text":"Bro, im only 1cm taller than you. Stop taking women seriously, thats all I can fucking say. Life is suffering, but if your born a short man, this applies 5x. Realize how absurd life is and the absurdity of the actors who play it. Whenever I hear a woman comment ok my height, it just sounds like some kid who rides the short bus putting out hot air. Its something you ignore. Dont take seriously, and move on with your day."}
+{"text":"Somehow some way Nick is the only one who comes out of this not looking gay as shit. Trying to prove yourself this hard publicly is homo."}
+{"text":"I have no idea of what you are talking about. I am your height and had no trouble attracting girls or commanding respect in eastern Europe. It's all about how you present yourself."}
+{"text":"be me 18-year-old depressed dude meets a cool girl online we share the exact same bday She calls, gets all her info going really good, lose my ED She says shes in a very religious family no biggie accept and move on She draws me daily relationship peak happiness one day get a snotty death threat from her her mom took her phone shes saying she'll leak my private info Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah. She's young and stupid. Good thing her mom took her phone. She can get it back after highschool."}
+{"text":"Silence, pedo"}
+{"text":"He likes em young"}
+{"text":"How do you know the girl in the story was underage? What age was she?"}
+{"text":"why don't you put this energy into drafting a college application?"}
+{"text":"My boyfriend is being a jerk. I get hurt easily, and I end up with all kinds of cuts and scrapes and bruises without realizing it because I like to go outside and I like to be active. He's mad at me accusing me of SELF HARM because he thinks all the bruises are something I did on purpose. I told him I didn't do it on purpose and he just went \"then why does it keep happening?\" And he wants me to go to THERAPY like he thinks I'm crazy. I told him I'm not doing that because I'm not hurting myself and I'm not crazy. He said \"we'll talk about it\" before he left for work this morning and I've been stewing on it all day. He knows I'm not crazy like that. Why won't he listen to me?"}
+{"text":"She should hike in a bright color not camo. Never know when you're going to fall off a cliff and someone will need to locate your corpse or you forget it's deer season."}
+{"text":"Kinda sorta. I just like to wander around and take pics of anything cool I find. I just like moving around in nature mostly and the animals are a fringe benefit. It's like 20 degrees out, but I still get scratched up wearing layers. Maybe if I didn't try climbing over or crawling under stuff I'd be fine."}
+{"text":"Wow you weren't kidding about getting hurt easily"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's kinda silly sometimes how I won't even feel something scratch me but when I get home and change I find a cut that bled."}
+{"text":"I don’t really know what I’m doing or where I’m going. I turn 24 next month especially as of late I’ve been feeling extremely suicidal. I spend a lot of time thinking about it or doing something violent, my depression has gotten worse to the point of not leaving my house. I’m going to finish my undergrad before law school soon but I can’t will myself to leave my room to go to class. I make money through my side job as an army reservist to tide me over but I just feel a lack of will to do anything. I go in to therapy and whilst it has helped, recently I have plateaued and my therapist has recommended getting a ptsd screening for shit that happened to me as a teenager. I’m at a point where I don’t feel well and I don’t know where to go if I should go anywhere at all. This sounds retarded but recently I watched an anime recently (picrel) and despite the character being an ass the whole time, there’s something tangible that I want there that I don’t believe I will attain, authentic and inexperienced love. I’ve been in one relationship and am not a virgin though she was only in it for sex and it kinda burnt me put on romance for a bit but this show kinda set something off in me that I’ve wanted. I grew up in homeschool and never got to really experience any of that and though I shouldn’t be a bitch and complain, I think about what I lost out on often even now 6 years later. I want that experience at love and connection or something like it, fuck I hate myself so much. I binged the whole series and now want to stick a revolver in my mouth and paint my wall red. I just feel so out of it, despondent and lonely. I don’t know what to do in regards to any of this shit I just feel like a fuck up."}
+{"text":"I want that experience at love and connection or something like it melodramatic pity party pretentious suicideboys vibe aside, you're 24. You've still got so many opportunities to experience life like how you desire. That's why these anime trope exist, because many people can feel relation to the experience depicted in it. Whimsical and innocent love/crushing. You have to make moves in life so you can expose yourself to more opportunities like that. If you stay in your room all mopey all the time, you're literally letting time wash away as well as those opportunities. There's a Hayase running around out there and you're in here hiding. I just feel so out of it, despondent and lonely. realize that this is the default feeling of life. You aren't alone either. Those fleeting happiness moments are what everybody chases throughout history. You are no different in this era. Being in this default state should motivate you to change it. You know that high you get with a new love and fling. Why do you choose to just do nothing about it? You know damn well there's a Hayase out there somewhere and I want her too. If you aren't going to find her, I will I go in to therapy seek medical help, and get your body numbers checked out. Maybe its a genuine imbalance somewhere. If all good, try exercise. Running and weight lifting."}
+{"text":"Yeah you’re right. I can throw this fucking pity-party shit all day but it won’t help, no one will come and save you at the end of the day. As someone told me at boot camp you just gotta man the fuck up. In truth it probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to go to a medical professional either, truth be told I haven’t felt right since boot camp happened over the summer, maybe it’s because I got a concussion or something else but it’s only right after that when I started isolating and shit, not that I passed the course I was thrown off for self harm and need to go back but yeah I should get that looked at maybe. And yeah I do want to change things, at least on a personal level (truth be told I think my country’s fucked and will be plunged into a civil war within the next decade if not this decade) but I shouldn’t let that stop me from living. I already give my life to the state so why not live a little as well? Thanks for writing this regardless anon that did help"}
+{"text":"but I shouldn’t let that stop me from living. yeah bro- you know how you can affect the macro side of things? By focusing on the micro- the shit you can affect. So focus on your life. Do the best you can. Try to bring positive into the world- even if its dark- don't make it more toxic. because I got a concussion or something else but it’s only right after that when I started isolating and shit yes, seek medical help. Get checked out. If its mental, like I said, try physical fitness. It certainly helps me get out of my funk by lifting weights at the gym or running for miles. I already give my life to the state so why not live a little as well? I'm a soldier too. Don't let this profession (or attempt at it) dictate your life experience. I did this shit for money and physical fitness. I don't let it shape my life or my perspective of other people. I have the capability to live this sandbox how I want and I damn wont live it moping around. Even though the world and people around me want me to. I intend to live the most fulfilling and fun and satisfying life I can while I am still here fighting. I owe myself that. My family and parents that. My previous lovers that. My ancestors that. I won't give up fighting you know? Don't sweat 24 as you've got this time to fail and try again. Try all cool things! I hope this brings some new perspective OP."}
+{"text":"That did help provide some more perspective yeah, it’s always easier to bond with a fellow soldier regardless of MOS. Yeah you got a point there’s really nothing we can do when it cones to outside shit, best focus on ourselves first. I gotta hit the gym anyways to get ready for summer courses and other shit but it would help me mentally, I know when I worked out everyday I definitely felt sharper and more stable compared to after getting injured where I didn’t work out for a while. Once again thanks this did help. Just needed to give my head a good shake though not literally lol"}
+{"text":"I broke up with my ex 2 months ago and it still sits in my mind. She was the first woman to ever say she loved me that wasn't family, but with that was a lot of fighting, issues stemming from her own traumas i.e. Esteem issues and using me as as a bank, forcing me into sex a lot, calling me fat ( I am fit), Drinking all the time. It was not good for me and I am still incredibly grateful I decided to call it when I did instead of years later with a kid, wife, house etc. She came back asking for forgiveness but I knew nothing could change her as I had tried over the time we were together so I said no. My Social was public and I saw she was still looking at my stories a week ago and it caused me to feel awful. But I was really bad about stalking her social after it just seeing her was definitely causing me to completely regret calling it, a lot of that was probably from my relationship with my mom (she left when I was 16) causing issues still. Since the day I called it I regret it and only just the few days I woke up saying fuck looking at her but it still has set in my mind. Seeing her profile change knowing she is still thinking of me fills me with a ton of regret and pity, and I know stopping my cyberstalk is gonna be for the best. Any Advice? Also looking for some /lit/ that could further help me kinda fix my own mind."}
+{"text":"Google \"six questions to fall out of love\". Ask yourself those questions. You're welcome."}
+{"text":"Obviously stop stalking her, you already know this though. I read meditations after I broke up with my first gf in a very similar situation, I feel it helps you think about shit more logically."}
+{"text":"I won't read yet another how to move on thread. The remedy, of course, is to redirect one's attention, but OP is clearly a subhuman moron who will never see it that way and therefore nothing can be done."}
+{"text":"forcing me into sex a lot The horror"}
+{"text":"These memes are so gay. The whole point of it is to look at the handsome person in it. That's it. There's no meaning or substance or anything. The caption is a facade."}
+{"text":"Should I stay away from it?"}
+{"text":"I assume almost no one goes to /b/ anymore except discord groomers who want to find minors to blackmail and extort (sextortion rings like com / 674 ) or groom into becoming a tranny so yes but you're probably a 30 year old tranny discord groomer yourself trying to make /b/ seem appealling to young teenagers who find \"evil\" edginess appealling"}
+{"text":"Mmm I really only use blue boards the post quality on NSFW is abysmal. NTA but I mostly post on /ck/ and /tv/ because I love cooking and classic movies/celebrity talk. I also like /v/ and the related boards. Sometimes I like going on /int/ but since I’m from a small Euro country I feel like I’m namefagging and the mods on there are terrible. I wish there was a SFW random board desu You should try going on random boards and making threads about things that interest you. The last thread I made was a really comfy twilight zone one on /tv/ asking for similar shows and discussing 60’s cinema."}
+{"text":"The only board that will make you lose faith in humanity faster is /soc/"}
+{"text":"I browse drawthreads and music threads, funny /vp/ threads and some silly meme threads on s4s :)"}
+{"text":"Yeah well, the real world isn't really giving me anything or anyone to relate to si here I am"}
+{"text":"24. No degree some community college (Got accepted into 4yr as well). Stopped going because I had no direction/desires for college ever so I started working at 19. Life at 21 I realize $15/hr not who I want to be forever so I tried stocks but lost $5k (AMC/Gamestop hype etc..) I never learned the skills to trade properly so it’s my fault but I learned about myself emotionally so it wasn’t a complete loss of money just an expensive lesson. I don’t really like school I never have really not because I’m bad I just wanna get to the money making part lol. I did ok but lack of direction or desire caused me to stop going honestly and always half effort the work and stop around start of Covid. Looking for advice on what paths to pursue in general or those who have similar traits as I. -Great social skills (can talk to anyone people tell me their secrets or life often men/women) -Can think critically to solve a problem -adjust to any environment -hard worker/obsessed with fulfilling a task in the best way possible I deem beneficial -not a physical laborer type of guy -Like reading when beneficial"}
+{"text":"idk real estate"}
+{"text":"Great social skills Why not get into a sales job? They earn shitloads of money, a lot of sales jobs get paid a salary PLUS commission. So you basically get a cut of every sale you make. Some salesfags get 200-500k yearly depending on the company they work for and how good they are at their job."}
+{"text":"Everything requires a degree now"}
+{"text":"I just wanna get to the money making part lol so does everyone in the world, throughout history my guy. Realize the competition is even more cutthroat than decades past. You are no longer competing with your local peers, but now even GLOBALLY. So you have to be on top of your game 110%, because its really is true that some Pajeet somewhere is willing to slit someone's throat to get a chance to bite at something you're too lazy to get. but lost $5k this shit is pocket change as a normal financially-literal adult in the USA. I throw this amount around playing with buying and selling stuff. If you learn about money, this should be nothing to you. An average adult with a family pays around that every month for bills and a mortgage- so if you're already freaking out at that, what more later in life? I had no direction/desires for college ever you need to learn what college is for. It's for wealthy people to form connections with other similar peers for business later on. They join secret societies and lean on each other in these places. If you're poor and need college to survive, you will learn it will be a place to teach you how to become an employee. So treat it as such. Do some research about what jobs you can see yourself being satisfied in doing and learning what steps in college you need to take to get there. Looking for advice on what paths to pursue you're 24- you're young, but not that young anymore. If you don't get a move on, you'll be 30 and be really behind. So start thinking of a satisfying work to do and a life to live- then start to plan then make moves to achieve that. Stop messing around and actually get your life basics in order: food shelter companionship purpose you need to be panic mode right now because time is always moving, day by day. Another day passes where you are behind."}
+{"text":"So I am fucked and I am stuck at home with a disability pretty much for life, I can't go out and get a normal job with normal hours even working from home due to migraines and inflammation fatigue and no one wants to hire some special case anywhere that pays enough money to live on it seems And the market is already saturated with talented tech people out of work not like I have any skill there, and so many people are generating AI porn from space age computers I can't even try to sell smut to rich sick furries So is there any way for someone that fucked up to make enough money from home to live or survive? It would be probably years before disability decided to send me money so until then do I just straight up die? I don't have support to live the neet life."}
+{"text":"to migraines and inflammation fatigue You should really consider trying a six-week carnivore diet and see how it goes. From what I hear in real life, these are two of the issues people most often manage to resolve. You might brush me off, but what do you have to loose?"}
+{"text":"migraines and inflammation fatigue Have you been to a doctor to diagnose the issues that might be causing this? Are you morbidly obese?"}
+{"text":"Tried carnivore for a few months, it helped a little with some of the joint inflammation but overall didn't make any drastic changes in pain frequency or with my labs Several, it's a diagnosis of lupus combined with some possible mixed connective tissue issues and hypermobility/EDS My body is pretty much just haunted"}
+{"text":"lupus Why didn't you just put that in the op? That's a much bigger issue than just some migraines. Talk to your doctor about possible in-person work. Tech is overly saturated but you can still get a job if you're actually good at it. There's also other shit like copywriting and streaming/content creation, but that's a far less stable income. Best of luck, anon."}
+{"text":"Bumpy ride! 1/10 I (29)match with Filipina American girl (28) lets call her chelsea, on bumble at 4am, talk a bit, asks to meet up (its now 6am april 2024) meet up, she looks skittish, little on the edge, doesnt leave her car, has the window cracked a little lets me in car after an hour of talking. we go to have breakfast at some random place. she walks in, looks around, spots some people, she leaves immediately (im like uhh wtf??!) we go to her place. one room duplex with a cat, and barely anything in it. she plays with the cat, cute right, but she picks that cat up and throws it, hard. looks like it got hurt. i bring it up and she says thats how she plays with the cat. the cat comes to me. tells me the cat is her life, that she ran into the highway once and she had to sprint and jump to get her we talk, watch anime, she then asks me if i want to do something me: like what her: sex we have sex. missionary. she makes no eye contact, recoils when i try to kiss finish, talk a bit more I leave. strange girl, feels off. adds me on discord, asks me over again, i tell her she obviously going through something, to heal before dating/having sex again Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nooope. Chris."}
+{"text":"Alright well good luck man. I'm going to bed. I hope things get better for you my dude. You should also think about sleep. It is important."}
+{"text":"thx man, night"}
+{"text":"What in the actual fuck, did I actually type 2 years of experiences on /adv/ hahahahaha Lexapro is crazy."}
+{"text":"BPD"}
+{"text":"I managed to get my first ever girlfriend, we have been together for 4 months now. I saw a photo of her ex she didn't delete on her phone. The dude was tall but really chubby, looked so soft and nothing like me. I got a jacked physique but I am shorter. I wondered how she did such a 180 on her dating type. Then I looked at the groin of her boyfriend and it was a massive bulge. Now I know, the guy was PACKING. I am not. My dick is rather thin and a bit below average. I am now really fucking insecure. Why would she be with me? Does she even feel good with my dick? Will she start missing her hung ex? What do you do in this situation?"}
+{"text":"Lol you are so mad, why? that no woman has ever faked an orgasm with *them*; and then their girlfriends tell me that they fake them all the time! Imagine not being able to tell. Women are lazy by nature, if they're initiating sex and jackhammering my cock it's not because they're that committed to the bit. As it is, surprisingly few men actually know how to fuck."}
+{"text":"Imagine not being able to tell. You can't either, chum, you just think you can. All men think they can. They're all wrong."}
+{"text":"Your cuck fantasy is boring"}
+{"text":"mad projecting much? Nobody believes your porn larp here you can stop pretending"}
+{"text":"Im hanging this on my wall"}
+{"text":"Recently broke up with my gf. I was completely in the wrong and now I’m going to lose all my friends"}
+{"text":"Do you actually want to be done with the relationship? Like 100% completely? Or do you just not want to do deal with the consequences of your actions?"}
+{"text":"Yes I want to be done with the relationship. I also do not want to deal with the consequences of my actions"}
+{"text":"Fuck. I think she recorded our conversation and is going to send it to people I know to humiliate me. I guess I’ll find out soon"}
+{"text":"You're gonna lose your friends, not because of the break-up, but because they're all going to see what a spineless coward you are. If you live in a big city, you can probably just cut them off and never see them again."}
+{"text":"That’s the plan."}
+{"text":"if you want a gf, you have to pursue her is there another way? I don't want a gf that doesn't care about me, I want somebody that pursues me and makes me feel desired"}
+{"text":"statistically women will not pursue you unless you're in the top 15% of men the cheat code is this: you don't actually have to be the top 15% of all men in the world, just of all men that the girl is aware of or sees on a daily basis so a girl who is on dating apps - well you have to be the top 15% on there the girl that only hangs out with friends, be the top there the girl who clubs: be the top there choose your niche, and be in that top percentage of men there so instead of trying to be the top of all men on the internet (way too many try and be the top of a physical place or activity"}
+{"text":"you will need to actually show off that you're rich. then some women will approach you. they will just be gold diggers though."}
+{"text":"I don't care she's a gold digger as long as she likes me"}
+{"text":"im a broke loser but what worked for was being surrounded by women (university), they naturally talk a lot so i just autismaly shared all my interests and that got them interested so really just bee yourself but make sure you have a lot of options"}
+{"text":"ok well buy some dumb shit rich fags like such as a rolex, some high end clothes, and maybe a shiny new sports car. make a dating profile with an emphasis on those things and you will have some gold digger whore hit you up soon enough."}
+{"text":"For context, I'm a white man with a white wife. However, I will very frequently have intense erotic dreams about traveling in Asia and meeting Thai, Viet, Chinese, Japanese and Korean women at bars and clubs. It always ends in sex: passionate, romantic intense sex with asian women. I will hear those high pitched \"augh augh augh\" squeals the real asian women from asia make during sex. Those high pitched squeals are like music to my ears, in the dream I can hear those yellow sluts while feeling their tight asian cunts squeezing the hell out of my bwc. I will wake up with a terribly stiff erection, even if my wife is in bed with me. From time to time, I'll try to relieve my yellow cravings with wmaf porn. I've thought about visiting asian escorts, just to live out my fantasies without having to upset my wife. I know my wife knows I have asian exes and despises asian women: she thinks any \"slanty eyed slut\" will try to steal me from her. Really one of my most shameful fantasies is a threesome with my wife and an asian woman. The bottom line is, my white dick craves yellow. I can't fight it. I want to smell Chinese puss again, I miss the college days. Am I just fucked or is there a cure to yellow fever? I just want to stop the dreams and constant sexual thoughts any time a halfway attractive asian woman is near me."}
+{"text":"lmfao never seen this uncle terry clip"}
+{"text":"I've thought about visiting asian escorts That probably won't scratch the itch. Asian escorts are usually old an ugly. You can sometimes find a young girl just doing it in university for extra money but it's rare. Also what you're really looking for is the sense of easy conquest, that sense that she's melting for you and letting you get away with doing things to her she wouldn't let others do just because you're white. For that , you really need to just hit on an asian girl in public then get her number and take her out for a drink or dinner and feel her up during it. Or hit on an asian girl at a bar when you're on a business trip. Or get an asian sugar baby at one of various sugar baby websites like seeking arrangements best of all though would be to satisfy and sexually groom your white wife into being ok with you having threesomes with her and an asian girl. you can only do this if your wife is really head over heels for you and you have her sexually wrapped around your little finger though e.g. if you can easily make her orgasm multiple times in a session just from fucking her with your dick. You'd have to do this by making her turned on by your sexual appetite. and you'd have make her associate you having heightened sexual desire for her with you having sexual desire for other women. E.g. if you're watching a movie together and a scene with a sexy woman comes on and you get turned on and start feeling up your wife, getting her used to and comfortable with you having normal male desire for other women e.g. if your wife asks you \"do you think she's hot?\" you say \"yeah, she's a sexy little slut\" and grab your wife's ass and start feeling her up and make her force you off.. Again, this is high difficulty and most men won't succeed unless their wife really sees them as their hero and is satisfied with them."}
+{"text":"You want to talk with someone that left for an Asian let me know"}
+{"text":"I think he's probably a pretty chill dude who's liked in some places. The obsession over their looks is bizarre especially if you're white and if you're cheating for one that deserves to be made fun of."}
+{"text":"meet a 9/10 girl on tinder seems almost too good to be true meet her in person get an erection immediately because she's so hot and acts very submissive speaks kinda weirdly repeats a lot of the same points over and over again seems to have a very hard time understanding very basic concepts turns out she's retarded like literally, she has mental retardation, tells me she went to special needs class and everything, lives on government assistance etc. she tells me she loves me and blah blah and wants to be my girlfriend Im feeling really conflicted about this. Is it a good idea to make her my girlfriend and try to help her or should I just pass."}
+{"text":"make her my girlfriend Just need to get the basic stuff out of the way first. Do you feel like she can consent or is she so retarded she doesn't even understand sex. Only Ask cause you said very hard time understanding very basic concepts Secondly could you actually sit down and have a deep in depth conversation that satisfies you? It is fine if you don't, but I would say that you might be looking for a FWB Lastly, if literally any of your friends or family met her for longer then 5-10 minutes would they know? Cause if they can then you are going to be known as the Retard Fucker. That is not a label you wash off."}
+{"text":"Just need to get the basic stuff out of the way first. Do you feel like she can consent or is she so retarded she doesn't even understand sex yeah she told me she had sex with her exes and she would like to have sex Secondly could you actually sit down and have a deep in depth conversation that satisfies you? No Lastly, if literally any of your friends or family met her for longer then 5-10 minutes would they know? hmm no, she really manages to come off as normal quite well, it took me like 20-30 minutes to realize"}
+{"text":"Nta I feel like you're good to go. I know a girl in who isn't quite with it enough to be independent, basically mentally 12 but at the same time someone with the normal desires of a 28 year old woman. She has a husband and kid last time I checked."}
+{"text":"Unless op is gay no relationship is perfectly unequal. The best she could hope for is someone to treat her equally"}
+{"text":"I need good reasons to quit neet life my brain is turning to jelly and it seems harder and harder to leave months are going quicker and quicker but its too comfy"}
+{"text":"its not comfy but contentment slipping into concessions"}
+{"text":"How to study? I haven't been in school in forever and I wasn't really a good test taker back then. I am working for certifications and I want to learn how to properly study."}
+{"text":"ask gpt then do what gpt tells you give all homework to gpt"}
+{"text":"be me M20 Had a beautiful online gf at 18 then lost our 8 month relationship because I wasnt feeling it Regrets it to this day and I should have kept loving her through the hard times Crawled back to her and every time I said I loved her she got mad then eventually blocked me Now im 20 Lifes been going downhill since the break up Thinks about her every day No friends Cant drive and got fired a year ago but no more jobs in walking distance Hot twink body boring face nobody wants me Family looks down on me I crave sex but super afraid to meet or talk to anyone irl Tries to find a new hobby to brag about on the internet so im liked Diagnosed Autistic and lying about going to college so my dad wont be mad I want to buy more substances when I turn 21 in a month and I wonder if I somewhat like being pathetic cause im so used to being a nobody"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"You got more years id just wait it out."}
+{"text":"neat, you should put it in your diary. Unless you need some sort of advice, otherwise it looks like you’re going to continue being a loser but one with addictions when you turn 21."}
+{"text":"be me, M18 9:38 PM last night decide to text \"are you dtf\" to a friend from my TJ Maxx job (F19) She's openly wanted to have sex with me for weeks we just haven't gotten around to doing it yet, so I'm confident she'll say yes She responds with \"wdym\" have to explain what it means, say \"do you want to hook up\" She responds with \"um not now\" So basically, was it because I used that fucking abbreviation she got icked out? I just realized I think that's milennial slang but I wasn't thinking of it at the time. I was/am an incel to this point so still using sex haver terms from when I read them at 8 years old."}
+{"text":"Those Moroccans are far from fake, they hang around with these girls in city centers and shopping malls and central bus stops doing fuck all, just making noise and laughing and playing music and making stupid jokes. Usually these are teenagers through bachelor age people. I'm not saying that OP should avoid complimenting, but you're assuming that op literally just met her. He wrote in the post \"she's openly wanted to have sex with me for weeks\", you're ignoring a huge part here, he's not picking anyone up. There's a girl interested in him that he already knows for weeks and he's asking her if she's dtf. If she's dtf she's dtf. If she's not dtf she's not dtf. No amount of sucking up or down will change that at this point"}
+{"text":"You're autistic, low IQ and are unsuccessful at getting pussy . \"not tip toeing around\" doesn't mean sending \"are you dtf\" The way you show forward interest in a girl while texting is complimenting her body in one of her pics (in a way that shows overt male sexual desire for her and charm) then asking to see more. If she sends you something else then you're in business. keep going, express how much you want her, how fucking hot she is, ask for more or particular pics, say what seeing that pic makes you want to do to her. That makes her feel sexy. Then you can ask if she's free on x date and arrange to meet up. just saying \"are you dtf\" is way lower percentage and will make lots of girls who might have considered you a potential before think that you're a sperg and gross. Asking that just doesn't make them feel sexy. asking \"are you dtf\" is how homosexuals communicate and express desire. Correspondingly, the women who are most likely to respond positively to \"are you dtf\" are the women who are the most steeped in homosexual LGBTQIA+ culture and have been most conditioned to is norms. i.e. the women who have mostly LGBT friends, who partake in polyamory, who identify as nonbinary or take testosterone. Those are not the kind of women you want, even as a fling/friend with benefits."}
+{"text":"he said are you dtf out of the blue that day as first message."}
+{"text":"see example"}
+{"text":"as a millennial who only ever got with millennials we never asked dtf to an actual partner that's something like booty call or slam piece you call something when it's guys talking with guys, or girls talking with girls, and never the actual person you are hooking up with"}
+{"text":"When every thing you do to take care of them gets disregarded because they think you're lower than them because you're a tranny? My whole family uses drugs so I have to make sure they aren't dead and stuff. I drive by them everyday before work and see if they need urgent help. I was doing the same today and I dropped the fact that I could do something if they were willing to consider rehab because I called some places up and I can actually afford it now and they give you meds to counter withdrawal and literally every single time without fail they bring up the fact that I'm a trans girl and their perception of me like they think I'm a sex worker or I'm living dangerously and have AIDS and stuff so I'm not different than them because in their world every trans woman is like that but I'm literally not. I'm just trying to help you. I love you and I want to be with you and I wish we could just hug and have bbqs or whatever we used to do when we was kids but no we can't you use so much now that I have to go to bed worrying if I find one of you dead the next day. Like I have found them ODing when I've checked on them. I literally spend like a good portion of my income on narcan just for them to keep around the house and I have to restock it every 3 weeks now when it used to be just very month What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Am I supposed to put up with hearing the same insults by family?"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? Stop posting ragebait."}
+{"text":"Thanks for you words it means a lot :) I don't know what I was thinking posting this on here in the first place. I was at work and was about to cry so I had to talk about it somewhere"}
+{"text":"you can't help people who don't want help it's good you have a job, you should focus most of your energy on taking care of yourself checking on them once a day is probably the most you can do if you can find a way or trick them into developing their own support structures, maybe get them going to church or something, or atleast finding things to do other than drugs, that would be ideal but a druggie family who thinks they're better than you, is NOT your responsibility be grateful you made it out of that household"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Am I supposed to put up with hearing the same insults by family? remember, it's not really a matter of how much you care it's more about spending your energy wisely & not letting them drag you down with them, if that makes sense it's difficult"}
+{"text":"What am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to stop caring? Yes."}
+{"text":"I don't know why lately I wanted to watch CP, I know it's wrong and Illegal but every day I think about it and it turns me on, I don't have any installed and I haven't even searched for it but I really would like to watch some even though I know it's wrong. What should I do?"}
+{"text":"just go to the Pragmata threads on /v/ and get it out of your system."}
+{"text":"blow your brains out"}
+{"text":"How old are you, roughly, how much porn do you typically consume, and how often do you masturbate?"}
+{"text":"why watch? plenty of elementary schools around."}
+{"text":"I was used to make CP as a child, and now I’m a pooner with multiple personalities. It’s not worth the cost to society."}
+{"text":"Someone please help me learn to communicate better with women. be me Probably autistic helping build and repair structures for a nice village in Costa Rica spend months of their salary on cement women want to help and start trying to mix the product with the water immediately can tell they are doing it wrong they are confusing volume and weight with their measurements try to explain polietly and multiple times the error few minutes later no use, all of the cement is ruined and basically just gray sand now go buy more cement return and try to explain the difference between volume and weight for half an hour Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thus I was trying to seek advice on how to communicate simple and easily understandable concepts to women KEK! Well THERE'S your problem. ALL the women need to know is WEIGH OUT 6 Kg. of cement mix, then add 1 LITER of water Any more than that and they just don't care. AGAIN... WEIGH the cement mixture, Add water a liter per every 6 Kg. That's ALL they need to need to know. This too. when it effects their shoe and make-up and snacks purchases, they'll care REAL quick. Otherwise, you give simple instructions and WATCH them do it once. ANON, the SOONER you realize women are like 14 year olds who don't care about precision unless it's to show up a rival or make themselves look better, the less you'll worry about trying to teach them something that they simply don't care enough about to learn properly,(But will say and act like they do"}
+{"text":"Bring in a smokin hot bitch in skimpy outfit who knows nuclear physics and get her to mix the cement perfectly with no instruction and mog the local women while they watch."}
+{"text":"JEEEEZUS Christ anon. First of all, the bags have weights printed on them right? WHAT do they say? You didn't explain this well at all. ARE you mixing sand AND portland cement AND water from separate sources? OR are the bags of cement premix that just require water? people have been mixing cement and mortar and concrete in wheelbarrows for over 100 years, retards even. they usually break it down into X shovelfuls of sand, to X shovelfuls of cement to x liters(Gallon buckets or partials) or water. No one needs to \"Understand\" the different volumes and weights of sand and portland. That's YOUR JOB as the BRAINS, YOU figure out how many of each standard containers/bags/buckets of each and they do that EVERY TIME, Over and over. GOT IT?? Of course, if you are at all, \"El Guapo Hefe\" they could just be fucking up for your attention. Like when women act like they can't play billiards or golf... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Op here again. This is the best advice given itt, thanks anon. I try to be an open minded person, but I just couldn't help but notice trying to explain how to mix water and concrete in certain proportions would be more difficult than hauling 50kg bags for a few hours up a hill. Madness when it's put that way"}
+{"text":"Nigga you aren't even talking to op, I'm op When itt did I said it didn't? Anon read the thread before making dumb comments or go to reddit please thanks Thankfully this wasn't needed, an abuelo from an adjacent property came over and told them to go home and take care of their niños instead of fucking up the building sites more"}
+{"text":"Stop focusing on material achievement. It's all a fucking distraction. Stop focusing on \"success\". Stop focusing on how what you've accomplished will be remembered by generations to come. I was like you once. I realized it was dumb and I simply stopped caring about all of that shit. You want money, you want success, you want to be like your idols...but do you really? It's all a fucking distraction."}
+{"text":"I genuinely don't know what's wrong with you people material achievements are obviously inferior to being able to rub rotten parts together, obviously! don't forget having a bunch of idiots who you can drink beer with! JFC."}
+{"text":"Yes. Am I wrong?"}
+{"text":"romance and socialization That's even worse, dumbass. You're saying to stop focusing on things you can get by yourself and focus instead on things only other people can give or withdraw."}
+{"text":"Little connection but much achievement leaves one unfulfilled. It is the opposite for those with much connection but little achievement."}
+{"text":"ive conquered myself. material wealth is a bonus."}
+{"text":"How can I become a highly eloquent and sophisticated speaker"}
+{"text":"Take your time. Practice speaking to yourself. Learn new words-be on the hunt for them, in fact. Don't take popular culture for granted and know why French and Spanish is seens as romantic instead of German."}
+{"text":"Aristotle wrote about this, also Cicero"}
+{"text":"Read a lot of books. This teaches you new vocabulary AND their nuance; calling someone “lackadaisical” isn’t the same as “lazy.” Watch videos of speakers you admire or find such people, and emulate them. Eliminate filler words from your vocabulary and embrace the pause when you speak."}
+{"text":"You're going to want to continue to become even more like Dr. Robotnik"}
+{"text":"develop a consistent morality"}
+{"text":"going on 27 havent had an IRL gf since middle school havent had an online/long distance relationship since around 2020 dont even have those GF dreams where im reminded of how lonely i am anymore when i wake up anymore cant even imagine what i would do if i had a GF or wife im no longer in the \">tfw no gf\" phase, ive learned to enjoy parts of my life alone, but i feel like this is just a slippery slope into becoming more mentally ill."}
+{"text":"you're still young enough, don't whine do something"}
+{"text":"going on 27 havent had an IRL gf since middle school havent had an online/long distance relationship since around 2020 how many dates have you been on in that period? how many women have you approached?"}
+{"text":"There’s nothing wrong with being comfortable with being alone. If you do happen to meet a woman you want to marry you’ll feel some sort of spark"}
+{"text":"maybe a few times in high school but i got shot down every time, but none after that. after i graduated around 2018 i moved to a pretty rural town to help family so chances of actually meeting anyone around my age was incredibly small, which is partly why i experimented with online stuff. even before then i wasnt the most extroverted person though so if they didnt make the first move i probably wouldnt have."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have any tips on how to make some money on the side? I am not talking about anything big just a little extra money to have besides your regular job"}
+{"text":"raise rent for your tenants"}
+{"text":"Just be evil I appreciate the honesty"}
+{"text":"There was a thread about this on /biz/ some years ago. Only successful one I saw was 3D modeling to make virtual sex toys to be sold in Second Life"}
+{"text":"sell sperm. Being rich also helps"}
+{"text":"drug dealing online sex work scamming if you are any good at drawing or art, make pieces and sell them"}
+{"text":"how do i get girl friends? my interests are: vidya drawing (well i draw barely at all these days, i should do it more) metal music reading i've been wanting friends so much that i recently started watching twitch just to simulate having friends, which is pretty pathetic. vidya is like 80-90% of my \"hobby time\" nowadays and that's kinda bad i know, but i can say that at least i mainly play good games like morrowind/tamriel rebuilt, oblivion, lotro. i play other mmo's also occasionally but they aren't social like they used to, and everyone has their established circles even in mmos these days it feels like, nobody wants an actual long-term friend. i haven't had success with mmo's. i also don't want male friends because based on my experiences i don't think men aren't really capable of being platonic friends with women unless very specific conditions are met. i'd rather focus 100% of my effort into finding female friends. but, that is pretty hard starting from 0 friends for almost 10 years lol. i'm in university, but i feel like any time i talk to another girl it's pretty much 1 word responses, or they act very \"professional\" in such a way that i feel like they're definitely just being nice and aren't interested in being around me. i cut my losses if it feels like i'm the only one carrying the conversation and getting no interest back, which happens often. i try to be friendly to everyone, but everyone seems so closed off imo."}
+{"text":"You could branch out to tabletop RPG games, card games, etc. There's plenty of women in those social circles who also like to read and gaming. Book clubs too."}
+{"text":"First, you're not a girl Second, you suck at video games, even single player ones Third, you need to find a good man to suck your clit and hug you nightly Fourth, please go to board game events, and ttrpg events (d&d, Pathfinder, call of Cthulhu, daggerheart) because I want to find you there, all desperate and misguided thinking you need female friends, and then noticing my charismatic Chad ass and sucking my cock like my milk is your life essence"}
+{"text":"With recent goings on in the world I decided on Friday to share a couple posts about what's happening in Iran because I feel very strongly that it is a humanitarian injustice. I could not foresee that this was a huge mistake. I go to a very left-wing university and most of my friends are aligned with left causes. I thought they would agree with me, but instead I was bombarded with messages calling me an \"Islamophobe\", a \"Zionist\", and a \"Trump supporter\". They accused me of being a warmongerer and of spreading anti-Muslim propaganda, and many defriended me and blocked me. One person even implied a violent threat towards me by saying I \"shouldn't show my face\" in public anymore. I am terrified to go onto campus for classes tomorrow because I know I will see several of these people there and I'm scared of being attacked. What can I do? Should I just wait for the anger to die down, or can I take legal action somehow?"}
+{"text":"being this retarded that you think OP's post is real"}
+{"text":"double down and wear a trump hat, tesla shirt, and cargo pants. if approached reach into your backpack and hold your hand in there. do not threaten but appear threatening. best of luck."}
+{"text":"Dont post on social media you clown. I only talk politics with like the two people in my life who can talk about it without going bezerk. Posting political opinions online for anyone to see is fucking retarded. Live and learn dumbass"}
+{"text":"Good investment. It'll pay off when the wind blows the other direction. You'll be seen as the rare honest and based guy. Fake people are every day afraid of being called out, that's why they get so angry."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself, zogbot And I am right wing"}
+{"text":"Be me Go to publix to pickup sub and get groceries Go to sub pickup, hear my name get called by a womanly voice Look up and see my best friends girlfriend that I've known for 2 years, but have only ever interacted with when he was around No smile, no warmth, kept my distance, and said \"wassup\" Her face goes from smile to blank and then she turns away Did a 180, and walked past her to go shopping I think I reacted this way because I know she only really knows me because of our mutual relationship with my friend. She would probably never interact with me if we didn't know each other through my friend. I am worried I probably fucked it all up from this interaction. What should I do now? Pic related, my autism helmet."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm not very good at being a person. I'm more of an observer. A pair of eyes if you will. When an actual person tries to interact with me, I draw blanks and my threat response gets turned on."}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, this was hard to imagine. Why do you think you are this way?"}
+{"text":"I was pretty social up until I went to this ghetto school in 8th grade. Ever since then, I associate all people as potential threats. Funny enough, I met my friend back when I was still social. Safe to say, I probably wouldn't be friends if we met after 8th grade."}
+{"text":"Lmao You fucked up big time. You KNOW she went home and told her version of events to the boyfriend/your best friend. Now you are the bad guy. Have you talked to your friend since?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, he literally called me a minute or two after the initial encounter. Said his gf told him I acted like I didn't know her. Said she laughed at it or something. I'd prefer her to laugh at me than actually feel offended desu. But then when I saw her again in the parking lot, she didn't really look at me at all. Idk man, I'm just bad at this human being/social creature thing."}
+{"text":"How do teens and early-20s people have the time and resources to travel so much? I'm in my late 20s and on dating apps, and it seems like every other girl has been to five continents and visited half the states in the U.S. and they frequently vacation for months at a time, etc. How is this possible??? Growing up, we weren't poor, but we certainly didn't have the money for extravagant vacations. We took day trips within driving distance, sometimes spent a night at a hotel in an adjacent state, and I once went to Disney World. But, these chicks seem to be taking like four month-long vacations every year. Do they not have jobs? Do they put it all on credit cards? I'm genuinely baffled. Only now in my late 20s after accumulating enough resources and getting a very good job with a decent allotment for time off am I starting to consider taking 2-3 weeks to visit Japan, and I think that's pretty cool, but it seems to be comparatively trivial. Also, do dudes travel this much too, or only chicks? So many questions."}
+{"text":"I am not religious at all. I do not believe in angels or demons or an afterlife, etc. I just believe in doing good by society and your people. I'm also racist and have strong traditional values."}
+{"text":"parents' money i'd say \"studying abroad\" is another reason but that requires going to an expensive school that their parents are also paying for i am also viciously jealous of these women. one of the replies here claims it's mostly white women but i disagree, it is literally just any chick whose parents are overpaid and underworked. so fucking retarded lol"}
+{"text":"well actually i went there for a job, got fired and then drifted for 6 months til i got another one. logistics were that sometimes I slept in a mcdonalds or a park. logisitics for fucking at a hostel is you go to the shared shower room or a love hotel. Eventually I got my own place and she stayed there. Hostels are great, I made a ton of friends there, it's good for business networking, friendmaking, and finding love but don't put too much importance on it because people are in vacation mode even if they stay for a month or more. The girl I fell in love with was stayed at multiple farms for months and then stayed with me for a month. She would use her card filled with daddy's money to buy my groceries. I met her as soon as I got a job and when she broke up with me I went crazy and eventually lost my job. You're thinking too rationally about this. People will favor experiences/travel over savings and will travel without an emergency savings or thinking about their future. I have friends who saved and have good jobs and go on 1/2 week trips to places but they'll never have the experiences I've had living in foreign countries for years, just throwing my previous life and caution to the wind and living even if I don't know where my bed is the next night, or if I have to leave a cockroach infested hostel to stay at a girl's apartment."}
+{"text":"I've heard of situations like this before, but didn't think they were too popular. \"Backpacking around Asia\" (meaning various countries in south east Asia) is kind of a cliché for what you do in your gap year (between school and university). Everybody does it. Living as a poor person in a foreign country just doesn't appeal to me, idk why people do it for so long Because there are lots of interesting places to visit. Palaces, temples, monasteries, etc."}
+{"text":"I totally get your confusion OP. The 20 yo art student I fucked had a tattoo, took LSD, and travelled alone for months in asia and fucked a mid-30's guy living in a hostel (me). When I was 20 I was jacking off to hentai, playing video games in my childhood room trying to pass a physics exam in a junior college, working retail. Never thought I'd travel. this is me"}
+{"text":"do i really need friends? i feel zero compulse to have friends. i do feel strong compulsions to have a girlfriend though. like i dont mind just rotting inside all day, not even doing anything just reflecting and thinking."}
+{"text":"You need someone who'll come to your aid when shit hits the fan. If you have siblings or copious amounts of money you really don't need friends."}
+{"text":"how would knowing that saves my life?"}
+{"text":"auxiliary power unit"}
+{"text":"Sure the idealization of a girl friend can make you feel invisible, But that is a phantasm and the reality is that human being are not made to be alone. You need friend and I saying this for me before you because I know how the idealist road end."}
+{"text":"I have few pleasures greater in life than being in a place with people that i know like me. And being able to go up to them and they're happy to see me is amazing. Friends are based"}
+{"text":"How fix neck?"}
+{"text":"There could easily be a million different things wrong with your neck. But for a start, try tying a noose around your neck and tying the other end to the back of a car."}
+{"text":"Mewing helps in some cases. And if you can't mew you should at least try to fix that."}
+{"text":"I have tried mewing and nothing changed, I think I might have my head and chin too far back naturally. Even AI is trying to gaslight me that's not possible, and all you have to do is hold your head high, up not forward, which I think is bullshit. If I push my head forward my ears are still align with my shoulders and I feel my airway open up slightly too"}
+{"text":"Sleep with your head hanging off the bed and a hundred pounds weight tied to your ears"}
+{"text":"Tie a rope around it."}
+{"text":"I had no idea things were THIS bad holy shit. I genuinely didn't know man. Wow. When you realize it is like how TF did I get here?"}
+{"text":"I won't read attached documents (I'm not your secretary or editor). Make a succinct request for advice next time."}
+{"text":"be me go sit down at a table in the cafeteria looks like nobody was sitting there dude comes out nowhere yelling hey man can I have my seat back Do I move or no?"}
+{"text":"Squeeze your ass muscles but it's 50/50 whether you'd actually just shit yourself."}
+{"text":"If one wants to save a seat while going to the counter, one indicates that by leaving something on it or tilting it into the table"}
+{"text":"but it's 50/50 whether you'd actually just shit yourself lol oh god if I had a dollar for everytime that happened to me xD"}
+{"text":"Why the long face?"}
+{"text":"I won't read be me threads because they indicate a disorganized mind that can't accomplish anything. Make a succinct request for advice next time."}
+{"text":"Is it morally acceptable to keep seeing a girl who wants a committed relationship with me, when I know I don’t want one with her? I would be completely honest with her from the start: there will be no relationship. For the next seven months, I’m stuck in a place where I’m mostly alone and bored. Being close to her makes my days easier, and we genuinely enjoy each other’s company. I’m not looking for someone else, partly because I’ll be leaving this town in seven months anyway. What I’m struggling with is the moral side of it. If I’m clear that what I can offer is only sex and companionship — no commitment, no future — is it ethically acceptable to continue seeing her? Or is the right thing to do to walk away, even if that means choosing seven months of loneliness? The complication is that when we were seeing each other, she told me she could imagine being with me for the rest of her life. We’ve already dated for three months."}
+{"text":"Is it morally acceptable to keep seeing a girl who wants a committed relationship with me, when I know I don’t want one with her? No. There's not really any point in saying anything else: no, it's not okay."}
+{"text":"no absolutely not women decay fast and have a limited amount of time to lock someone down. being deceptive and stringing them along is asshole behavior full stop"}
+{"text":"Or is the right thing to do to walk away, even if that means choosing seven months of loneliness? Oh no! Not seven whole months! Bitch made OP."}
+{"text":"Actually good, advice all people are selfish even her, for wanting me"}
+{"text":"I love how the retarded stickman has retarded deformities I can just HEAR the dumbass speaking way of his guy xDDDD"}
+{"text":"How do I remove my sexual shame and be comfortable with me being a horny man with needs like anyone else?"}
+{"text":"I watch porn all the time and I don’t feel bad about myself. My guess is that your shame is rooted in something else other than your desires. Do you have a job? Are you self sufficient?"}
+{"text":"There’s nothing wrong with feeling shame from being horny. That’s normal, but also you’re human. You deserve a good girl. Feeling shame is good. Make it let you be a better person."}
+{"text":"I’ve felt the same way sometimes. You deserve all of it though. To touch someone and be touched. Whether it’s the brush of someone’s hand on your back or pushing a girl’s loose hair behind her ear. Sex too. Feeling all of that and wanting it isn’t shameful. Nothing wrong with what you need, man. Hope you know that one day."}
+{"text":"Knowing doesnt matter in his case."}
+{"text":"So waht does matter then?"}
+{"text":"me, lifelong chud 1/2 year into a relationship the girl is a gem, maltreated but a gem fumbled few times as shes my first one, yet she still stayed with me (for todays standards thats rare ig) loves me really much, literally had dreams of us having kids etc recently some dramas involving one massive bad touch fumble i did long time ago she keeps coming back to it i cant do anything bout it, ive apologized already and constantly improving there were temporary brake-ups because of her goodnes gracious great intuition and friend advice (one of the temps was even caused by me getting mad on her sitting with \"collegues\" who only talk against me) she really meant this break up but idk how to tell, she still calls to check on me similar stuff happened before but i dunno Is it over? Am I evil? Ungern von Sternberg, help me..."}
+{"text":"She's crazy. That's all there is to it."}
+{"text":"ignore her and she'll be crawling back, you seem to be a cowardly fag"}
+{"text":"I'm having my first bisexual experience in the form of an invitation to a MMF threesome with my roommate. What advice does /adv/ have for me? I think it will feel good, but I don't really have any experience with guys. He's an attractive guy though and the girl he's bringing is cute too. He wants me to fuck her, eat her out together, then fuck her again double vaginal with us using the cum as lube."}
+{"text":"Gross, disgusting and cuck pilled. You and your buddy are simps for a psycho BPD chick."}
+{"text":"Rude :/"}
+{"text":"You and your buddy are simps for a psycho BPD chick. who isn't?"}
+{"text":"Rude :/ Better to be rude than crude. And you’re crude as fuck and deserve the rudeness. You go on /adv/ to talk and ask about using gay semen for lubricant to fuck a whore in some awkward homo worship ceremony held for a psycho chick who has the two gay boys wrapped around her fat pinky finger."}
+{"text":"You sound jelly."}
+{"text":"Women have become extremely fucking picky over the years searching for their fucking chads. How do I find a woman that actually wants a real relationship?"}
+{"text":"Yeah unfortunately they all want a \"whatcha doing girl\" black guy with brown and black dreads and eyedrop tattoos. Dorks like you and me only belong in the cuckold tier. Fucking sucks because our parents told us with a good job and education we'd meet the right one, but the black guy who is a \"whatcha doing girl\" type of guy is taking everything away from us. Only way we could ever change that is to convince God to change our lives completely starting with us growing up in a broken single mother home in the hood, and then do basketball, and then we should be there."}
+{"text":"What men get wrong is that women are not attracted to absolute value (your total compensation, height, strength) but your COMPARISON value to other males in her social circle. That's why in one friend group which is handsome, tall, well-connected you might be an incel, but in group of other with men with less social standing who are less attractive you might be the chad without changing a single thing about yourself. For a latina who came from the ghetto as a white man you are comparably better than her entire social circle, while you might be considered a subhuman by a attractive blonde cheerleader from a sorority"}
+{"text":"For a latina who came from the ghetto as a white man you are comparably better than her entire social circle, while you might be considered a subhuman by a attractive blonde cheerleader from a sorority"}
+{"text":"So basically what you're saying is, for an ugly chud like me, I would have to find a woman that finds me the most attractive man she's ever seen in her life."}
+{"text":"Total. Cope."}
+{"text":"I live in a third-world country and I’m currently enrolled in a 4-year university program for art and animation. The problem is, my university is very far from where I live. The daily travel is exhausting, expensive, and draining me mentally and physically. I told my parents that I believe I’m capable of learning on my own. For art and animation, what really matters is the portfolio, not the degree. I feel like I could use the time I waste traveling to actually improve my skills, study online, and build a strong portfolio to get work. I also red some reddit post on /animation where some dude asked for advice regarding the same issue, on which almost all of the replies where talking about making a portfolio because their skills were already on top compare to other industry grade animators, and l believe it's of same level as with me. My parents don’t agree. They say I must finish college no matter what, because a degree is “security.” Now I’m stuck between burning out every day just to attend classes, or risking everything by leaving and betting on myself. I’m really confused and need honest advice."}
+{"text":"I don't know the animation industry. If you are correct that portfolio is the only thing that matters, pursue that. Be 100% certain that this is true first"}
+{"text":"Even my own university professors say grades don’t matter in art/animation>only your skills and how well your work matches what the industry wants. I fully agree with that. But here’s the real problem, if I ever want to work overseas, I’ll probably need a visa. And most visas become much easier if you have a university degree especially from a recognized institution. So even if the degree is useless for skill, it might still be useful for immigration. Right now, my life is basically having no energy left to actually practice art properly. I can literally feel my skills getting worse because I’m always tired, anxious, and burned out. Still, I have no choice but to carry this pressure for 3 more years if I stay. I want to quit and focus fully on my portfolio, learn online, take commissions, build real experience. But that risks killing my chances of ever working abroad. Staying means destroying my mental health slowly. I applied for hostel but they said l have to wait for 6 months until next admission process restarts. I can only hope it will make things much better."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"How do I find friends? I'm a high school student, I'm average - above average looking, and I haven't found a single real friend or girlfriend in the last four years. Everyone around me is too different to make friends, and I honestly don't know how to meet people outside of these groups. I try to participate in all sorts of activities, but it always ends up with me just being the guy in the background who's busy with something, despite the fact that I'm often the center of attention online. Please help. I don't want to rot alone in an empty apartment at 30."}
+{"text":"The real solution is to actually stop being a loser, and I'm saying this in the most loving way I can. People have to get the first impression about you as being a cool funny dude and that's it. People you already know change hard in how they see you but when you get in contact with a new group, fake it so much until you become delusional and you make it. I was a nobody in highschool like bullied severely, moved away for college and turned my life around faking confidence and being a bit funny."}
+{"text":"How do traumatized people develop humor? Have you been through a very rough period that left you with constant unhappiness? How did you pull yourself back?"}
+{"text":"This. It's like you're just running from something constantly. On the outside it comes off as you being some insincere child but people who have seen some shit can understand it"}
+{"text":"Humour is pretty much the only thing I have going for me...hehe, though the things I consider truly funny like laugh out loud is shit that no one else would, laughter is a less of an emotion and more of a physical response so you can still vibe with it even if you're basically dead inside"}
+{"text":"Adult normalcy and superficial shit goes out the window under trauma, and even moreso extended trauma. That dress right dress you learned from being a student leader in AIT? yeah, gone. Your about face? Gone too."}
+{"text":"Lel, I trained myself to not laugh even if the situation is funny because job required putting a straight face. Now I'm the weirdo whose always aloof and stands in the back (everyone else moves a bit when laughing). I really want to stop this. I want to see people laugh from things I say. I want to see their faces."}
+{"text":"How do traumatized people develop humor? I put my trauma in my humour And viceversa but to a lesser degree"}
+{"text":"I have fucked up. I have been wildly negligent regarding my life and as I look around at 31 I see nothing to be proud of. It's apparent now that I was running on luck and stumbling uphill for most of my twenties but it was working out for the most part. By the time I was 29 I had a great job that paid great ($33 an hour but with OT I was making ~$160k/yr). Had bought a new to me car, and even scored an amazing apartment downtown (I live in a relatively small town fwiw) at an even better price. Things were looking up somewhat. I even got clean there for a few months. At the end of '23 is when things took a turn. In an effort to keep this post a somewhat reasonable length I will refrain from going into details about what took place. Long story short I lost my job. I had a work buddy that got into a situation to say the least and I gave him the benefit of doubt which was the wrong move to make and I ended up as collateral damage in the tornado of destruction that was this guys demise. He currently sits in prison awaiting trial. Call it bad luck with maybe some ignorance sprinkled in, doesn't matter, the blow to my life had been dealt. In hindsight I see that if it wasn't that then it just would have been something else. I was precariously positioned at the top of a house of cards that was my life and any major event would have had the chance of knocking it all down."}
+{"text":"Despite making nearly three times as much money as I ever had at that job, after a year and a half I was in a worse financial situation than I started. I was living paycheck to paycheck and had about 50-60k in debt between school loans, car note, credit cards, and payday loans. Despite working in a very in demand field it took me three months before I finally got back to work which was almost exactly two years ago. In that time I have worked three different jobs and having quit all of them voluntarily for various reasons. Didn't take long for me to start using again and to make matters worse I've developed absolutely crippling gambling addiction. I lost my nice apartment and had to move back in with mom and dad where I've been for a year now. Every single line of credit I had have all been charged off. Every one. My car hasn't been repossessed but only because they haven't found it I guess. It feels like everything is fucked. And all by my own hand. I've had a lot of troubles in life but not one has been anything other than completely my doing. I know I can't keep living like this, so apathetic about my own existence. I try to count my blessings but end up just feeling guilty. I don't know how to change. I'm scare to think of what it will take to get me to change if nothing so far has been enough. What if there's nothing that will? I'm nearing the end of my rope. Sorry for the novel, I truly appreciate anyone that took the time to read this."}
+{"text":"It feels like everything is fucked. And all by my own hand. That seems an entirely accurate assessment, to be perfectly honest. But just because you've fucked up in the past doesn't mean you have to *keep* fucking up now. You can choose to stop. You have acquired some self-awareness that you didn't previously have; so use it."}
+{"text":"amazing apartment This is where you fucked up. Better luck next time."}
+{"text":"I move in a very competitive environment; people betray each other, they envy each other, they make political moves—they're very, very political. Nobody likes each other, and if they do, it's very fake. They stab each other in the back, they manipulate each other, they calculate lies for years, they only attack the weak, etc. What do you do in a place like that if you can't escape?"}
+{"text":"Fantasize about escape"}
+{"text":"have oneitis he always looks 10/10 irl and you have to actively avoid looking at him most of the time out of fear of being overwhelmed and making yourself look dumb look up photos of him on the internet photos always make him look unimpressive so you don't get anything out of them does this happen with men too ? i mean probably not. and i mean when someone you like seems magnetic irl and almost makes you feel overwhelmed when you're near them irl, but they just look weird and make you feel kind of weird when looking up photos of them also. i don't think anyone would call him a chad if i were to post a pic of him, but he is literally the one who became my type. that's also why i don't want to date or get close to him or anything, because 99% i'd be the one who cares more thanks to my 120% attraction to him. and i don't want to be in that position ngl. so uh anyone managed to get rid of a long-term crush/oneitis? i'm not friends with him, but he exists in my social circle, so i don't know if i can completely cut contact either."}
+{"text":"fuck him right in the bussy"}
+{"text":"does this happen with men too ? I certainly know what you mean - I genuinely can't tell from looking at a photograph how attractive I will find someone irl - but I think this is quite rare. Most men don't seem to have that issue."}
+{"text":"Shit photography skills Wielding camera is fkn rocket science Git gud n00b Next"}
+{"text":"What actions should I take to stop being a black incel and get a wife and friends?"}
+{"text":"Nigmax, somehow that shit works"}
+{"text":"literally just exist while black around liberal white women, they'll start feeling bad for you and fuck you almost immediately"}
+{"text":"Bleach your skin like Michael and be a white incel."}
+{"text":"another girl cancelling before we're supposed to go out on a date if you remember my previous thread, this isn't a repeat it just happened again"}
+{"text":"What advice are you asking for?"}
+{"text":"Thats because it's easy to set up a date a few days in advance because people always overestimate how much energy they will have at a given point in the future and then when the day comes they want nothing less than having to go on a date. Unfortunately that anon saying you should try meeting up immediately and on short notice has a point because it increases the chance that you catch someone in the right mood to get dressed and ho have a drink right away."}
+{"text":"Multi texting as a negative thing is dumb. Sometimes it's a continued though, a new one or a change of correction. I hate the \"you can only send one text thing\" in most contexts I would do it."}
+{"text":"This is why women ghost Because little boys and their temper tantrums and no one wants to deal with it"}
+{"text":"You faggots getting ghosted are probably spilling your sperghetti over texts and scaring them off"}
+{"text":"How do I find an alcoholic gf or at least a gf who likes to drink every single weekend? try the pub The pubs near me are only filled with 50+ year old women where I live. Younger girls go to nightclubs and I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringe"}
+{"text":"not my problem."}
+{"text":"too much booze in a relationship is not a good thing anon. trust me."}
+{"text":"The pubs near me are only filled with 50+ year old women where I live. Based. Fuck a 50+ year old drunken MILF and make her your GF."}
+{"text":"Younger girls go to nightclubs and I ain't going to nightclubs alone that's cringe Just go, faggot. Hang around the bar. You don't need to stay on the dance floor. If you end up talking to chicks just make some shit up like your friends were with you earlier but they disappeared and aren't replying to your texts because they're too drunk."}
+{"text":"Those women you think are 50 are just poorly aged zoomettes"}
+{"text":"I had a rough year, dogs died, mom died from cancer, all of them died in my arms. And I made a rushed and stupid decision, due to not being in a good state of mind, to move to a different state for a year. I thought it would help clear my mind but, turns out, I absolutely hate it, and now I need to stick with it for 9 months, before I can go back. Anyone had to deal with something similar, and maybe has some advice on how to cope with it?"}
+{"text":"Take some dance classes so you can get some physical touch."}
+{"text":"more like, go to Dagestan 2-3 years and forget."}
+{"text":"My dog died last year and my mom almost died I ended up having to take care of her for however long she is well enough to stay out of a nursing home. I wished I could get away like you but I can't. I guess it's a mixed bag. You would have complaints about home if you stayed too. I haven't been able to get a new dog myself but I think it would help you especially being alone in a new place."}
+{"text":"I tend to attract asian girls for some reason. I'm a below average looking white guy so I'm not sure why they don't approach someone who is better looking. I have no ethnic preference but I prefer busty girls and asians generally don't have those traits How can I attract girls I'm actually into?"}
+{"text":"In real life, I met my ex at work. I would suggest going to touristic areas since many japanese, koeans, chinese etc seem to love to travel"}
+{"text":"I don't live in a touristy area :( but there are a fair amount of asians where I live"}
+{"text":"Oh, then don't worry Anon. Just try to dress fashionable because asian girls care about that more than other girls imo, also they normally prefer clean shaven men, probably because their men don't have a lot of facial hair. Get /fit/ but in a lean way, not bulky Other than that just be respectful to them, they get intimidated easily so be gentle when you interact with them but also playful and lighthearted"}
+{"text":"hey normally prefer clean shaven men not OP but ive heard this many times before from asian colleagues and friends. i have a huge beard and its hilarious to freak out fob asian chicks by standing near them on the train or whatever. they will actually get up and move elsewhere"}
+{"text":"Kek. I wonder what kind of girls are attracted to beards, because it's certainly not asians"}
+{"text":"Explain to me how I'm how supposed to find a job. All of these sites like ZipRecruiter, Indeed, etc all seem like dead ends. How the fuck do you find people who are actually hiring and will actually respond?"}
+{"text":"The only time I've ever used the internet to get a job, and actually got hired from it, was from calling numbers posted on Craigslist. I've had more success with in person contact as opposed to submitting applications on the internet."}
+{"text":"Try traditional methods like having a friend who get you in or going to the jobs in person, I guess. Maybe doesn't work since \"protection data\" laws might make them say to you they can't take your cv but maybe you're lucky"}
+{"text":"Bribes, kickbacks, nepotism"}
+{"text":"I have a girl living in my apartment complex and I see her playing video games all the time on her open window when I walk by. How do I contact her in a non creepy way? I never see her outside and I am not good with talking with strangers. I don't think telling her that I saw her playing video games from her open window outside on the street is a good idea."}
+{"text":"Thank you! You seem a kind gentleman with your messages. Besides for that, I already knew this, but thank you, still, very much! I don't use social media so I laughed at myself just now for attempting to reach out in vain. If you make any new games I should be playing them :D Thank you! God bless."}
+{"text":"I am happy to hear that you will play my future games. I also don't use social media either. Also, your attempt to reach out doesn't have to be in vain. Feel free to send me a friend request on Discord if you were interested in playing videogames together or chatting."}
+{"text":"Thank you :) I will keep your username handy."}
+{"text":"Going to do it in the next few days, I bought a few small things, overwatch keychain, some gummies and choclate hope that is not too much. Still feel a bit uneasy about it since she would know where I live but I have always just run away out of fear I don't want to do it this time. Should I write that we should play togheter or that I want to taker her out, taking her out seems a bit much from the get go I think but idk much about this stuff."}
+{"text":"stop creeping on literal children"}
+{"text":"Whenever I wear sweatpants my dick is always VERY obvious, any ideas for how I could still wear sweatpants without looking like a perv or constantly hard?"}
+{"text":"Need to see a picture first before we can help you OP."}
+{"text":"this...post that thicc dick fag"}
+{"text":"Get better underwear"}
+{"text":"I have the opposite problem. I am tiny flaccid and wearing sweatpants it looks like I literally have no dick which makes me ashamed because I know women check out mens bulges"}
+{"text":"wear a long shirt or jacket that covers your crotch"}
+{"text":"Be me (autistic 20F) Genuinely at one of the lowest points in my life I dropped out of in person college classes I can't keep a job for more than a month due to chronic pain and anxiety I moved to a super rural town with a small population in the south even though I'm latina and I feel alienated >I have a speech impediment I fucking don't know how to approach strangers. At least I'm married, and I'm in a very happy relationship but my husband is the only person I talk to or see. I don't have any family or friends. It doesn't even make sense because I was social and outgoing to some extent in highschool, maybe it's because I was an orphan and I had nothing better to do. I did theater, band, programming classes, and I even used to go out and party. At a certain point I think my brain got to itself, because I'm almost agoraphobic now? How do I fix this or stop this???"}
+{"text":"You are in a shit situation. Let's acknowledge that first. It can often be tempting to assume that we don't REALLY have it that bad, and there are lots of other people out there who have it worse. This is not one of those times. You're in a shit situation. You have your husband, which is nice, but it's seemingly the only good point in your life right now. (Wo)Man cannot live on their husband alone. Let's break things down. Your most important problem is that you have no friends. This means you have no socialising opportunities, but it also means you have no support network and limited options for entertainment. The obstacles in the way of you getting friends are: there are few people nearby you feel alienated due to your latina-ness you are afraid of the outside world and you are afraid of talking to new people your speech impediment is presumably part of what makes you afraid even if you weren't afraid, you don't know in practical terms how to start talking to new people & potentially become friends with them All of these problems are legitimate. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How tf did you get married"}
+{"text":"You are a woman you just had to say hi to a guy to get a bf that is it you have no idea what it is like to an autistic man. I got rejected by over 20 women irl and over 200 online."}
+{"text":"I'm sad that your relationship doesn't go any further and absolutely jealous that you have a special someone. Sorry I can help you but you manage it definitively in a better than me, good for you I wish you no harm only happiness. I'm only wish I could have the same."}
+{"text":"super rural town with a small population in the south even though I'm latina you can just approach people however you want. in their imagination you're supposed to have a spicy and extroverted personality and they'll chalk up any awkwardness to you being mercurial and hot blooded"}
+{"text":"I've got a girl coming over tomorrow night, the plan is she'll cook anything I get the ingredients for, her idea, and I'm a bit nervous about it because she's a lot younger than me. I'm almost 32 and she's barely 20. Set up by some mutual friends, already hung out and spent the night a few times at my place, but I'm still not sure about it. My friend said that she really wants to impress me and it seems that way but even though that's flattering I don't really like it. All the time we've spent together has been great, don't get me wrong. I like her and she likes me too but I'm not sure what to do with this whole thing, mainly because I feel kinda trapped. If I keep it casual then it'll break her heart and be a whole problem with our friends. I don't want to keep it just casual, but the fact that I really shouldn't really bothers me. Having my choices almost forced like that just doesn't feel right, even though it's the choice I want to make anyway. The girl is great and we get along very well, but I enjoy being a single dude with my own house and doing whatever I want, whenever I want. This feels like a step towards being a boring old man if I go through with it. Not to mention I'm sure her family will have their own questions about the age difference, even though we're both white. Plus, I'm not sure what meal to choose tomorrow so that's another problem."}
+{"text":"I'm almost 32 and she's barely 20. You seem very fucking autistic. Just say you are 31 and she is 19. Why are you too fucking stupid to use the correct ages?"}
+{"text":"Do you ultimately want a wife and kids? If so, maybe just man up and do it. If not, just be forthcoming and explain it to her."}
+{"text":"For two days straight just about, had to go buy more condoms Yeah I'm thinking I'll let it develop naturally. Seems like something pretty serious is possible Whatever man, it's more descriptive my way."}
+{"text":"32/2=16+7=23. Um yeah sweatie, that’s gonna be an ick from me"}
+{"text":"if it makes you feel any better its either you or another nigga pushing 40."}
+{"text":"What are everyone’s advice to lose weight? I used to look way skinnier and I’ve gained a lot of weight because of meds"}
+{"text":"Literally need to count and track calories. That's the only way to do it. Learn all about calorie consumption and burning. These fad diets and exercise plans aren't gonna help you lose body fat if you don't understand how calories work."}
+{"text":"You gotta eat less calories than you need to maintain while keeping your hunger levels in check. The later is the tricky part. Willpower only gets you so far. Though some hunger is unavoidable, that hunger has to be sustainable and you need to have times when you aren't hungry. The hack I found works best is: calorie counting A must, otherwise you will not make any headway Meal selection reduction It is much easier to count calories if you stick a handful, repeatable meals. Can't make every dinner a math exercise. avoid calorie dense stuff Liquid calories must be removed, but also restaurant and takeout meals. Oil is extremely calorie dense and frequently used in restaurants. Food substitution To avoid calorie dense stuff like candy, swap it out with something else sweet that is less calorie dense. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"leave /tttt/ cus trannies are annoying visit r9k and /adv/ trannies everywhere"}
+{"text":"You're wrong. Try only eating fruit for a few days, you won't be able to do it. And even if you do, you'll lose weight and blood sugar will stabilize. Your brain literally runs on sugar, your body doesn't want fat. It just bogs down the liver. If you mix fat and sugar then you get issues because the fat disrupts the process. Think rationally, which causes weight gain? A big fatty marbly steak? Or bananas? That's what I thought."}
+{"text":"nigga you dumb as fuck Fructose triggers the metabolic pathways that promote weight gain. because you only found foods high in fructose before winter so your body needed to store energy to make leeway for the upcoming deficit in available food. These pathways even effect things like rats and other small creatures because it's such an old hormonal pathway. Fat doesn't bother the liver you dumb piece of shit, Fructose must be entirely metabolized by the liver. Your brain does not run on sugar, your body only needs around 5 grams of glucose to function optimally and it can endogenously create that supply via gluconeogenesis."}
+{"text":"Last night I told my bf I was starting to wonder if I might be trans masc deep down, and asked if he would love me if I became a man. He looked at me in silence for what felt like a full minute, and then he said that it was a dumb question. About two hours ago I woke up and he had my stuff packed by the door and he told me if I want to be a guy I had to do it somewhere else. He said I could stay if I'm willing to \"let go\" of that \"nonsense\". It hurt me a lot to think he doesn't really love me for who I am, but the situation forced me to bottle everything up and say I won't try changing myself that way. His reaction felt kind of unhinged, and I made a mental note to start looking for my own place. Should I just hurry and move back in with my parents, or is he still safe to live with you think?"}
+{"text":"Imagine pairbonding. Imagine trying to connect with someone who can't connect to anyone except their own mental illness Weak ass mf That's what you sound like. And also what OP sounds like. I genuinely think they should go back to making it illegal for autists to date/fuck. We never had this collective problem with this gender shit back when it was illegal for autists to have sex."}
+{"text":"He should fuck you in the ass ONLY, if you're so adamant about becoming a man. Painful anal will soon make you change your mind."}
+{"text":"I understand that it can be heartbreaking to \"lose\" a partner. If my partner changed gender, I'd be sad too (and we'd break up). But imagine getting radicalized bcs of that. he's going to join the rightwing now, fueled by you Fucking pathetic"}
+{"text":"So what? I think your post is dumb but that doesn't mean you are dumb or that I even think you are a dumb person. I can separate words from identity just fine. Do you struggle with that or something? NTA, but that does sound awfully like you *do* think he's dumb, anon. You kinda undermined your point, there."}
+{"text":"But imagine getting radicalized bcs of that. He's going to join the rightwing Why are you quoting someone else while replying to my post? I didn't say anything about right wingism. You don't have to be right wing to detest trans ideology. I hate all ideology and think it's for cattle. NTA, but that does sound awfully like you *do* think he's dumb, anon. You kinda undermined your point, there. I didn't undermine my point at all, it was my point to make. I know the shape of my own point, because I made the point. I understand that others can interpret it differently, but I also understand the reason they do this is because they use their own emotional or cognitive biased to make their own interpretations or inferences on what I say. I am able to discern that very easily, but for some reason some other people (typically autists, spergs, or unsocialised introverts) are unable to demonstrate the same basic understanding, lacking almost entirely in the ability to weigh up their own mindset Vs. the approximated mindset of who they're talking to. It's like they just copy and paste their own projection over what other people say and it makes for some silly shit. If I think someone's post is dumb I call it dumb. But I also know they most likely aren't dumb, they're probably average - high intelligence or perhaps even smarter that I am maybe, but that doesn't mean their post isn't dumb. Because people have dumb moments every day, even smart people have dumb moments. That's why I automatically separate identity from words because if I took everything at face value (making 100% judgement calls over words coming out of other people) then I'd be an autist who can't navigate social nuance for shit."}
+{"text":"Hey frens, need some advice on throwing a milestone type party. I never done anything like this before and so far, it looks like it is causing some head butting with my siblings. So, here is some context. Our father is turning 60 this year and we want to surprise him with his dream car at a fancy venue this coming May. We are all are pitching in but all of our expectations are not matching up with reality. For starters, my father is not someone that likes surprises of any kind small or large. His preference is to have a small intimate regular birthday party. However, my older brother and his wife want to make this into a big event and keep it as a “surprise”. I have the guest list and wanted to share it with my dad. However, I feel like I am going to ruin the surprise somehow by showing this to him. I know my dad doesn’t want a large party but my brother and his wife act like it’s a big deal because they want to show their appreciation to him and whatnot. Ok fine, I guess. The problem is that +40 people are on this list and we are not certain how many will actually show up. My younger suggested a smaller party at home with some caterer but by older brother and his wife said no because dad doesn’t want large parties at home. What should I do? Should I share the list and ask for certain if my father wants are large party or not? How can I relay to them that this is what dad wants without them assuming I “ruined” the surprise?"}
+{"text":"His preference is to have a small intimate regular birthday party. If you truly care about his joy do as he wants, you don't have to go along with these shenanigans"}
+{"text":"Do what your dad wants. It sounds like your brother and his wife are being selfish about this. Why would they want a large party to overwhelm your father? Do they know better and not care what he wants? Are they doing this to make themselves feel better by doing so? How can I relay to them that this is what dad wants Just tell them this is what he wants and hopefully they’ll understand. If they are stubborn and accuse you of being cheap than you already know their true intentions."}
+{"text":"sup /adv/ How do I find people in 2026 when I have no social media? No Xitter, no Dicksword, nothing but 4chan and [spoiler]Telegram[/spoiler] why you need people I mainly need frens my current friend circle consists of about 6 to 8 individuals, most of whom are just my old childhood pals I still sometimes get in contact with why no social media because it's proprietary, algorithmic feed-based nature is repulsive to me I just don't like how they function"}
+{"text":"deeper questions for fun. For example, \"what's your biggest aspiration in life? this is a deep question? I ask this to most people upon meeting them. am i starting too heavy? i think of deep questions like something existential or other philosophy akin to what is the meaning of life or something"}
+{"text":"Not a good idea girl, maybe you're autistic and that's okay - I'm advising you to not put your phone number on 4chan, some people here can abuse that"}
+{"text":"Not having social media gives normies tons of ick. Seriously you're better off telling them you're a zoophile or pedophile. That's how bad it is"}
+{"text":"Have you considered meeting real live people in the real world?"}
+{"text":"how do that"}
+{"text":"how the FUCK do i quit drinking alcohol it feels like it's sapped all the joy out of life i just wanna drink all the time help"}
+{"text":"I have the exact same problem. I don't find anything fun anymore other than just sitting at my computer drinking shit tons of beers and watching Youtube videos. I don't even listen to music or play video games anymore, let alone do any more \"productive\" or \"meaningful\" hobbies. I've lost interest in everything except drinking. It fucking sucks so bad."}
+{"text":"Try hot drinks and weed instead. Being drunk makes you bad at video games."}
+{"text":"You need to ween off it. Start with 1 less drink every week. Pay attention to what you're doing and how much you drink Then at the end of every week drink 1 less. Do this over a long period of time because if you don't, you'll get alcohol withdrawl and that is LETHAL. yes LETHAL. As in YOU CAN DIE FROM THE EFFECTS OF WITHDRAWL. So slowly do one less, one less, one less, one by one. It's a long journey but in the end you'll thank yourself and feel better. Cut off any enabling friends or boozer buddies, don't care how long you've known them for. They will always pressure you to tip another bottle. Take up an alternative drink. Some do milkshakes, some do smoothies, me personally I like making my own fresh pressed Juice with a juice making machine, sprinkle in some vitamins or supplements into it just for extra goodness. Whatever substitute you decide on, pick that up instead of the bottle. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"one drink at a time focus on the first drink, it's the easiest to skip. the craving doesn't last that long also talk to someone, possibly a professional t. 6months clean"}
+{"text":"How can i corrupt Solitaire & Casual Games files so it wouldn't open?"}
+{"text":"Do you mean the actual solitaire.exe file or a save file? And allow me to guess, you wanna fuck someone up that also uses the computer so they can no longer play the games and you're just gonna blame it on the game being corrupt all of a sudden?"}
+{"text":"Yes, i want to game begin being corrupt so he couldnt play it anymore and yes i mean the entire game. But the problem is that idk what game's file to fuck with, because the core folder of this game doesnt even have the solitaires .exe file."}
+{"text":"Sorry bratha, that's out of my expertise now. You might have to ask chatGPT for some tips. You could try opening the file in hex editor and change some values in there."}
+{"text":"aight ty mate for advice"}
+{"text":"It might help if you tell us what the platform it's on is."}
+{"text":"where can I find frens of my kind online? i want other 30 or more year old lonely guys, but guys who actually try, not just sit around and shit/doompost like the real incels. i want to get feedback from themabout my rock music im working on and they talk about whatever's going on in their life too, and we care about each other and know eachother by (online) name, trying to make eachother better. i want them to be like rightwing and christian, but not vicious or nazi about it, just antiwoke anticommie, pretty much what would've been \"moderate\" in the past. in fact i should never be talking politics with them, but I'll know just because they're there already, they're on my side. i know there must be plenty out there but where do they hang out online these days? i am so alone in this modern hellscape. some posts here are made by my kind but then they just vanish and new ones show up, community cant be here. i know of here some deader here spinoffs reddit saidit, dead now x communities youtube comments facebook kiwi none is quite the fit. I'm going insane."}
+{"text":"I don't really care about politics and see the problems more as a result of globalization. We need a combination of tradition with a masculine virility and a desire for individual identity strong enough to destroy the system. In that sense the communists are bearable. I don't produce any music though so joining such communities would be a waste of time for me anyways."}
+{"text":"combination of tradition with a masculine virility and a desire for individual identity isn't that rightwing? or rather maga at this point? i think of the right as mostly men and the left as the women and basedboys who think like and live only to support, women. and of course, the ones pretending they're women. when some van halen-like band sings about love between a man and a woman, or just babes looking hot by the pool, the commies would cry that's outdated objectification and sexist or whatever bullshit. plus, most of the right didn't get the covid shot. i can't truly get along with anyone who did, so I can only be rightwing now. in this world doesn't matter if you're political, politics dictated your choices on major tests of your soul."}
+{"text":"last bump hope someone has something. kiwifamrs seems nice but then i still have to hide it"}
+{"text":"Form your own club. Be a leader, not a follower. I said club, not cult, just keep that in mind."}
+{"text":"considered it, but where do i get my followers? I can't promote it anywhere in real life, and I could promote it on the internet if I could find the type of place where that's allowed, but if I could do that, I'd already be home, and not need that would I? Besides that even if I were able to get it started then I have to fight the rest of the world that wants to shut it down or dox me or whatever. i have to find a place that is already there."}
+{"text":"30 years old No woman has EVER shown ANY signs of romantic interest in me I just feel so miserable about this. When I was 18, 19, 20, I complained about the same thing and people on the internet (including here on 4chan and even /adv/ specifically) told me \"Don't worry. You'll find a girlfriend when you least expect it. Don't be desperate.\" I've been alive for 3 entire decades and have never been flirted with, complimented, or asked out by a woman. What did I do wrong?"}
+{"text":"Feel free to ask questions or beg to differ 4/4"}
+{"text":"I was NEVERRRR taught or TALKED about these issues AT ALL with my parents, love was a TOTAL TABOO in my household. It was insidious. No one talked about it. Two fucking RETARDS who found each other through a friend recommending his dumb sister to my dad. my brother!"}
+{"text":"I have a trick but it might happen that all of a sudden you will find yourself put off by how clingy they are and how quickly they want to get serious. It's truly an eye opener you can imagine how women feel when they have a thousand orbiters doing that lmao."}
+{"text":"And I had a gf for 5 long years Ok, normie."}
+{"text":"Have you ever asked a girl out or done anything that could result you in getting a gf? No? We're done here."}
+{"text":"I’m 19 turning 20 this year finishing my second year of school. I originally attended a private 4 year school and struggled my first year. After concluding my first year I took some classes at my local community college from May-Jan. As the fall semester was concluding I applied to re-enter my original school. I tried letting my parents know particularly my mother and she was strongly against me returning. After I got in since I was a former student they assigned me a schedule pretty quickly and so I began to attend classes. My mother lost it and started shouting and screaming and telling me how stupid of a decision this was and while I don’t entirely disagree the approach was a bit harsh imo. I’ve also registered at my local community college for spring semester to avoid this in case my parents don’t allow me to return. With aid and scholarships if I went to the private school I’d be paying $6k in fees which is nothing to scoff at but I don’t think I’m crazy for thinking it’s not a ludicrous price. The reason I would enjoy going to back to my original school is that home I feel very isolated, and it has slowly been eating at my mental health. I understand the frustration my parents hold since I did fuck up in school and disappoint them but I feel that control over me is another reason they feel so strongly about this. Anyways my goal is to move out by 21"}
+{"text":"You need to work on the clarity of your writing. I’m getting mixed up You should attend community college and get a 2 year degree then transfer to the private school later."}
+{"text":"I apologize I wrote this post when feeling a little emotional, upon re-reading it isn’t the most concise. To expand I’ve already attended the private four year, during my freshman year. I’ll probably concede to my mother’s wishes and take an extra semester before trying to transfer back my junior year."}
+{"text":"If she's the one footing the bill, and you're living at home, then my suggestion is to follow your mother's advice. It's not like she's telling you to do something radically different, just stay at the CC for the full two years then transfer. Plus you gotta think long-term in regards to your relationship with your family. Is it worth causing friction over such a small issue? that home I feel very isolated, and it has slowly been eating at my mental health I feel that, but again, if your parents are footing the bill, short of convincing them to see your side or taking out loans, there's nothing you can do, so I say make the best of it."}
+{"text":"If she's the one footing the bill, and you're living at home, then my suggestion is to follow your mother's advice. It's not like she's telling you to do something radically different, just stay at the CC for the full two years then transfer. I wasn’t expecting her to foot the bill but I was under prepared definitely, right now I’m unemployed so I would most likely had to take additional loans, from her perspective she just can’t fathom why I would choose to get in debt when giving the opportunity to school for free or nearly free. Plus you gotta think long-term in regards to your relationship with your family. Is it worth causing friction over such a small issue? With time to cool off and think more logically about it, it’s probably more wise to bite my tongue and try to keep the peace I care for my parents and respect my mother but it can be difficult when feel overgrown in a home that doesn’t allow for much flexibility."}
+{"text":"You should probably stay in community college"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"You get help, you fag"}
+{"text":"Im not exploiting anyone its her job and im paying for it chud"}
+{"text":"go for guys that have been cheated on they sometimes develop empathy"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's classic Chad"}
+{"text":"No. Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"im a woman in uni. Lately in the online space I feel incredibly alone. I don't use discord often nor interact with server people for games/mmos I like, and I feel like a distant wanderer everywhere I go. Im in my 3rd year of Uni and I have had no long term conversations with anyone, and in my classes, nobody speaks to me or sits by me. I do not feel accepted in the real world, or online, I am incredibly embarrassed easily even if I ask for another anon's contact to chat. I love talking to others and making connections, even if they are short term, but I feel as though I do not deserve anything. I was bullied up until high school, and I feel the judging stares and mockery from other peers at my classes. I do not think the teachers are a fond of my ideas I bring to the class, yet I try to type and have a good attitude no matter what. I desperately have to admit I am ashamed of my existence, and I dont know who to talk about it"}
+{"text":"Fight the future."}
+{"text":"It's all about finding the people you feel like you belong with, online or offline. I got lucky and during my uni years found that one person, to this day he is one of my best friends, a true bro. Also, if it helps, go with the assumption, if whatever problem people have with you matters, then they'll bring it up with you, and if it doesn't, it's not important, so no point getting paranoid. Fear of something is worse than the actual thing sometimes, in that it does more damage to your mental state. That's my advice."}
+{"text":"Not to armchair shrink but that sounds like AVPD. Does your uni have some sort of counseling program? They helped me when i was in the exact same situation as you, i got to do group projects alone, just as an example, which i preferred."}
+{"text":"Hey, good morning. This really helps me feel a bit better and waking up didn't feel like a struggle. I wish to find someone of a small group to connect with soon and push myself out there more frequently All good, im diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder. I am on medication that helps with my social anxiety and major depression, luckily 3 in total. I have been on meds since I was 12. I recently got diagnosed a month ago and I feel like my condition impacts how I see the world, its a sense of curiosity about people but paranoia at the same time with reclusive negative thoughts. My uni does have counseling, but I am starting fresh with a new therapist, but I see her bi weekly. I prefer to not talk to the counselors on campus, i dont feel a connection with anyone here not even the staff and my hope is private therapy. I have a lovely psychiatrist, he is russian actually and is adjusting my meds. In high school I got to do things alone too, the staff understood my struggles and my lack of social tendencies with my peers. One time, i was dating this boy in early high school who got with me because \"suicidal limited edition pussy\". I dont know how i continue, especially being a lurker on this site specifically but thank you so much for listening to me i appreciate you two"}
+{"text":"get free games play them, don't like them uninstall them, but still are in my library, I want to remove them can't remove (permanently delete) them from library \"ask EA support stuff\" say people in forums go to the website, there is NO way to find nor ask about removing games from the library apparently the games I want to remove that I get from EA no longer appear in the search What can I do? Thanks."}
+{"text":"be me very stupid be in work doing paperwork write everything in pig latin fired me sad whad i do"}
+{"text":"Get a new job. Don't write everything in pig Latin."}
+{"text":"I’ve been trying to self improve for over 4 years and have nothing to show for it. Now I’m wondering if I should even bother anymore. I’ve been lifting for 4 years essentially look the same beyond my noob gains I got after the first few months. My lifts went up a little and I’m stronger than I was before but they’re still nothing special and I look like any other dyel. Also I got injured for the first time 2 months ago and I’m losing what little I actually gained from lifting. I feel like I’m just incapable of developing much muscle because I have 6 in wrists and a tiny rib cage, basically the body of someone who stopped growing at 15. Aside from that, I’ve tried skincare, fashion, and different haircuts to help improve my appearance. The skincare has done nothing, I can barely find anything that fits me (usually due to my short height sleeves and pants are too long. Sorry I’m not trying to get a puffer jacket tailored just to have something warm for the winter), and despite trying multiple different barbers no one can cut my hair right because it doesn’t have a common texture. Sometimes it can grow into something decent from the haircut after a few weeks and I take a picture of it to show the barber but they still do it wrong. In any case though, after all these efforts nothing changed in the way people treat me. I have an electrical engineering degree which should be one of the most valuable bachelors degrees but due to a series of unfortunate events beyond my control I had to turn down the best offers I had when I was graduating and now I make a bottom 10% salary for someone with my qualifications. And this isn’t a speculative thing. I had the offers in my hand.) (1/2)"}
+{"text":"It’s one thing to be impatient if you’ve been trying to improve in one of these metrics for a few months and haven’t gotten results yet, but when you enjoy zero results across multiple years of effort in a variety of pursuits you start to wonder if you should just go back to how you were before. queue people somehow refuting that whatever I was doing was wrong and it’s impossible for someone to work hard and get nothing out of it"}
+{"text":"he fell for the looksmaxx meme Bruh what are you doing? The latest improvement memes are funnymaxxing and ragemaxxing, don't you know?"}
+{"text":"This isn’t about getting girls. I just want to develop into the version of myself that the child version of me wouldn’t be disappointed in. Most of this is basic stuff"}
+{"text":"You already criticize yourself over bullshit. Don't you think your child self would be ashamed of that? Let go of a child's expectations. You're at minus 2 now, you must be at zero to see real self improvement. Starting with physical appearance is fine. Your potential depends on your age and your discipline. Your fat distribution is genetic, but the metabolic rate depends on your diet. If you don't cut all the fucking carbs you will not get ripped, if you don't overeat you will never bulk. It's hard and useless. If I were you I would just focus on building strength and endurance for hikes, not purposeless \"improvement\"."}
+{"text":"Is it bullshit if I’ve been trying for this long and barely have shit do show for it though? I did have abs at one point last year after a giga cut but I lost them during the bulking phase even though I was eating super carefully and had only lean bulked 15 lbs over the course of a year. I’ve tried a lot of different things diet wise, but honestly now I have to focus on rehabbing my back. I cant exist outside of a bed for long periods of time, much less exercise my endurance at the moment but thankfully I’m better than when I got injured"}
+{"text":"This person has been sabotaging my relationship with my girlfriend in attempts to get her to leave me. He's currently a college student and I know where he lives. How can I affect his life even more negatively? Bonus if it gets him to no longer talk to her. I'm willing to accomplish this by any means"}
+{"text":"Won't block her*"}
+{"text":"You sound really pathetic. Just a whiny little bitch throwing a tantrum flailing their arms relying on manipulation and deceivement to have any self-worth. Empty husk of a person. Worthless"}
+{"text":"if it gets him to no longer talk to her tell your girlfriend she needs to stop talking to other men or you'll walk away. If she doesn't, then walk away. Simple as. This wouldn't have been an issue in the first place if you dicked her down properly and so good that she isn't thinking of other guys. But seeing as she's talking to others, you probably suck at it."}
+{"text":"Be a part of it. Based on how you talk proximity would be unbearable."}
+{"text":"Tell you girlfriend to not speak to him any longer. End of issue. Grow a backbone, anon."}
+{"text":"I got 8 hours to kill each day at work, what should I listen to to learn something else that can better myself? A lesson on youtube, an audiobook, podcast or something? Suggestions? I want to get educated on something that'll help me get out of this deadend job."}
+{"text":"any unique ideas or should i just ask chatgpt?"}
+{"text":"You could try taking online courses for thing, for example coding. You could search for better jobs in that time, or for an opportunity like trade school."}
+{"text":"no it has to be just something to listen to where i can't see the screen"}
+{"text":"I installed AntennaPod and mostly listen to a bunch of history podcasts. Finding books you want to read and getting audiobooks of them is also really helpful."}
+{"text":"maybe comptia training, just dont take notes"}
+{"text":"Is it a good idea to date a gamer?"}
+{"text":"yes."}
+{"text":"NO No? NO!!"}
+{"text":"They won't cheat because you'll always know where they are. Just sayin"}
+{"text":"it's not a particularly good or bad idea it completely depends on what the person is like \"is it a good idea to date someone with red hair?\" the fuck are these threads, man?"}
+{"text":"Are you also a gamer? Do you play the same type of games? If not, do you have a hobby that you do alone?"}
+{"text":"It's been 5 months since the relationship got serious and I can't tell if I'm imagining being unhappy or if I'm actually being unhappy. Like the reasons? I feel like they are valid reasons to be pissed off about. I honestly can't tell if he loves me or if he just gets off to who I am. I'm also scared that I might not be able to find anyone else other than him. I don't know what to do. Please help"}
+{"text":"It's trueee"}
+{"text":"It's trueee It makes no difference whether it's true or not. Even if it is true that you'll never find anyone else, it is much better to be single than to stay with someone who makes you unhappy. If he makes you unhappy, leave. If he makes you happy, then stay with him BECAUSE he makes you happy, not for any other reason."}
+{"text":"I'm financially dependent on him"}
+{"text":"If you can't say \"Let's talk about this relationship\" then the relationship never got serious"}
+{"text":"Like the reasons? I feel like they are valid reasons to be pissed off about. And these reasons are? You have to actually explain your issue if you want any real help."}
+{"text":"Any feasible way to have kids but not to have to deal with wife? Some kind of rent-a-maid deal or something?"}
+{"text":"adopt orphans"}
+{"text":"Kys, retard. Children need a mother and father."}
+{"text":"ideally yes, mother and father both. but a single father can do a lot better job of raising son & daughter than a single mother can do."}
+{"text":"Yeah but how do they take care of the child in early years?"}
+{"text":"Are there dating apps where perverts can meet other perverts? And please don't say Duolicious. That thing is shit. Utter fucking shit."}
+{"text":"not even Americans say cuh nect shun Um, lol, that's how I say it."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I don't see any lolicon chatrooms dude. All I see are government websites about reporting CASM."}
+{"text":"How about Featherstonehaugh, pronounced Fanshaw?"}
+{"text":"Does any1 know any bbw chat rooms?"}
+{"text":"That's not perverted. Liking black women is very normie."}
+{"text":"Need a new laptop and I have no idea what is sufficient. I want to be able to play stuff like Europa universalis 5, Age of empires 4, Age of Mythology retold and Warhammer total war. What specs should I look out for?"}
+{"text":"eu5 and total Warhammer mean you need minimum 32gb ram"}
+{"text":"what pricetag can i expect?"}
+{"text":"Those are not very demanding games. But you will need a gaming laptop just to have a smooth experience. A gaming laptop means that it needs to have a dedicated GPU. Look around on YouTube what are the best budget friendly gaming laptops out there. There are ton of reviews, do your research. You should probably also ask on"}
+{"text":"I think RTX 5050 or RTX 5060 (or their Radeon RX counterparts) are sufficient for these games, plus a little upside for future, more demanding games. Pick a laptop that has this GPU and at least 32 GB RAM. That said, if you're willing to get into building, IMO it's a better investment in the long run to build a desktop PC than to buy a laptop every few years. GPUs run hot and laptops are cramped, prohibitively hard to repair/service, and just do not last nearly as long as a solid desktop."}
+{"text":"open thread, full of trollers lol. u can read the specs on steam. they always post minimum hardware specs and recommended ones on theis games page"}
+{"text":"Girl at work who sits across from my cubicle did this sorta weird thing today (I work on Sundays lol, gotta love New York) She like sprinted at me, grabbed a chair and pulled it up directly next to me I’m just looking at her and she gestures that she’s gonna whisper in my ear like to the point where her lip is touching my ear, and then she says “how do you do XYZ excel shortcut” and then runs away from me to her side of the aisle. I tell her how to do the shortcut and then she comes over and kinda rubs my back and says thanks. I have diagnosed Aspergers and I have absolutely zero ability to read women. Was this her making fun of me or was it something else?"}
+{"text":"True, but I don't have social medias. I admit it's a stupid idea, I've only gotten 2 replies in the last several hours and they're blank. I thought it'd be decent entertainment to talk with random people today. Have an amazing day. God bless anyone reading"}
+{"text":"She got the job by lying and saying she knew all about excel, and she's afraid she'll lose it if anyone finds out she can't."}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you talking about, weirdo"}
+{"text":"She's not even smart enough to google how to do excel shortcuts. She's truly cooked and her only redeemable quality is to spread her legs and take a cock."}
+{"text":"she just trying to manipulate you to be her tool"}
+{"text":"How can I improve myself? Any advice is welcome, both externally and mentally."}
+{"text":"Whatever you're doing, don't. Whatever you're not doing, do"}
+{"text":"Just work harder"}
+{"text":"stand up/legs spread and properly wipe your ass after you've shitted get every bit of fecal matter anon"}
+{"text":"Be calm about everything. Calmness is what makes tougher than most people."}
+{"text":"Eat healthy (this is the biggest one), sleep on time and enough, work out, take a shower and brush your teeth, cut your hair and beard, clean where you live, do laundry and dishes and wear clean clothes. Take care of any medical conditions. 99% of good mental health will come from doing these basic good things for yourself"}
+{"text":"How do you get a gf if you are autistic? Please don't answer this thread if you are your typical neurotypical reddit user. Being autistic means I have a very hard time socializing and I also have a lot of added past trauma from being bullied as a child due to being different. All my experiences with women have been very bad unless they were also autistic. But even then it was still not that great mainly because online dating does not work. I have no idea where to find autistic women irl or close to me. I can not do another ldr ever again after being treated like trash by ever single woman I tried to date that way so please don't recommend that even if it easier to find autistic women that way. No I am not low functioning and I can mask, I just don't feel comfortable doing so."}
+{"text":"I hope you don't either, but women are drawn into men who are obsessed with something not them. I don't know how it works but they feel comfortable with men who aren't vulnerable to their emotional swings."}
+{"text":"This is not even true so many clearly very normal guys who do nothing all day but watch footbal and other stuff like this have cute loyal gfs becuse they are neurotypical. I hate being autistic made my life hell because nobody would ever understand me and connect with me outside of the internet where they live so far away. I hate online friendships and relationships so much at this point I want something real."}
+{"text":"who do nothing all day but watch footbal That is an obsession, is it not?"}
+{"text":"Autists hate other autists, especially autist females and autist male pairings. It's Foid Vs Moid, and they are at war."}
+{"text":"That is an obsession Then I am also obsessed with my special interests but that is not enough."}
+{"text":"I was looking for some JAV porn and I found this video of a guy who is 24 but as a result of a genetic condition he ended up looking like picrel. I didn't jerk off to it but I really thought about it, and it makes me feel like shit. Does this make me a pedophile? I was looking for Kaho Shibuya videos (the woman in the picrel) but I thought about jerking off to this one in particular due to how fucked up it was, I didn't give in but the fact that I considered it makes me want to kms"}
+{"text":"why is he in a little suit?"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between being a pedophile and being into straight shota, lolicon stuff since you know it's fictional if you're doing it to hentai and if you're looking at live action stuff you know the participants are actually of legal age and not being forced into this. A pedo is the type of person who would spank it to the epestien files tapes or actively look for hentai where the girl or boy are underage and act realistically like the toy story doujin that caused the author to get death threats for how realistic he protrayed that girl's rape"}
+{"text":"Pic related is sad. I bet that woman found out she couldn't get pregnant."}
+{"text":"Do you have an MP4 about mornings with a gger mom?"}
+{"text":"No. Thinking is not a crime. How else would you know you weren't a pedo except by considering and rejecting it?"}
+{"text":"you're telling me... i tried to upload havergal brian's gothic symphony, of which there's already plenty of vids on youtube of that exact recording, and yet it gets copyright cucked and blocked worldwide... like nigger can you at least keep your copyright off my obscure classical music artists from the 20th century holy fuck... what are you making off havergal brian CDs, five dollars a year? you'd benefit more from the publicity of this hidden gem composer than by gatekeeping his works so nobody can listen to him. fucking jew world. WHO ELSE HUH? WHO ELSE?"}
+{"text":"I like the vocals, I don’t mind changing the rest If the vocals are all you need, then make an original song with the vocals used as samples. Sample culture has been around since music could be recorded at all, so if you run into any problems with automatic copyright detection shit at film festivals, just clarify that you made a sampled mix with the soundbite. With some good remixing, you shouldn’t get any such problems in the first place. Hollywood does it all the time so you wouldn’t be blacklisted or whatever, and you can remix the vocals in fun ways with other original musical ideas to better fit your movie. Just make sure to not have the vocals be too overwhelming in the mix, and have them supplementing an actual musical piece of your own writing, not just a minimal backing track to excuse their inclusion."}
+{"text":"let me guess another short film about westoid \"otaku\" culture? will it be about troons again this time ?"}
+{"text":"is a \"short film\" that has Pururin as a central sound for it to work worth saving tho step back from your project and ask yourself seriously this because I don't see any non cringy and self serving scenario where that's the case."}
+{"text":"I just listened to the song and I think this anon is right"}
+{"text":"can't be funny. can't get friends. can't grow bigger or taller. can't get sex. can't lift rocks heavier than other boys. go to school in a fake grade inflated environment with illusory success. can't win academic competitions. can't get internships. can't do anything new or creative or exciting. why do i even exist? AI gets better year after year and the 15 year olds at the BMV are taller and have more defined jawlines than me already. i'm obsolete."}
+{"text":"If you keep viewing life like this, you’re gonna fall, and you’ll keep falling until you choose to stop, it will only get harder to salvage the remains of your life as time goes on."}
+{"text":"Just choose to succeed bro So THAT'S why everyone wins in life!"}
+{"text":"Be more social, you have to practice all of your social skills like going to the gym."}
+{"text":"You were cursed. You have a mental parasite that keeps telling you you're not good enough. That parasite makes you look for reasons that prove you're not enough, and when you find them, the parasite reproduces. People who don't have that parasite don't have all of what you wrote, they have something, or aspire to something, and nothing tells them they are not enough, so they keep stacking thing over thing, victory over victory, the opposite of what you do. You will have to come to terms with being a failure and start seeing good in the unique conditions that built you. Only then you will start stacking superficial shit after superficial shit. The easiest one in your list is lifting rocks: Just lift rocks and eat, then you will lift a heavier rock. Internship is easy as well, knock on every workplace and tell them you work for them for free or even pay them to work. Being creative and being funny require that you stop looking at yourself in misery. They should be the last steps on your list. Even friends, and even sex, can come before being funny or specially creative. Get rid of those parasites first."}
+{"text":"You need to stop hating yourself and start applying yourself. Identify your flaws one by one and fix them or stagnate and perish"}
+{"text":"What if you just never meet anyone, I mean, I never meet anyone out there, bars, work, I cant really communicate with anyone but my family. It's hard to explain, but there just is never an \"excuse\", to talk to anyone besides greetings. What is my condition called?"}
+{"text":"Self-consciousness. People who talk a lot never think of whether they will make the other uncomfortable, or will they be made felt dumb. Be honest and shameless if you're motivated. If you're not motivated, forget about any sense of \"improvement\" and focus on seeing if you enjoy life first. Only when you feel you enjoy things, start to communicate them. This is the hard part, people are mostly receptive to things they know. If you only like niches, a lot of people will not understand what you talk about unless you make them try, so that's the idea behind trying things that are popular, so you discover you have something in common with the main population."}
+{"text":"What if you just never meet anyone The reality is, falling in love and being loved isn't for everyone. Not everyone is meant to be married and become parents. Some are meant to live and die alone as cautionary tales"}
+{"text":"What's my cautionary tale?"}
+{"text":"ive made several mistakes that i dont even know how i got to the point i thought they were okay to do. wronging people close to me, hurting people i had just met and appreciated who were kind to me, the first group setting i loved who got along with me etc. the biggest part im torn over is i know for a fact ive wronged one of these people the most, my boyfriend. i know for a fact he would not want to be with me if he knew the whole story, so im endlessly fucking him over every second i take from him. when i would ask a therapist or chatgpt they would say i dont “owe” anyone every inch of detail of shit. i disagree with this, you owe people honesty. but at the same time he has nothing else, no friends, no prospects and no job and idk what hed do and obviously i love him. me and him are very codependent too especially after my extreme fuckups. my whole life all i wanted was friends, ive completrly failed and neglected that want, not for lack of (some) chances but because by the time i had any chances i guess i was mentally ill or something. i could blame how i never went to school or was allowed outside but i think by now its clear i wouldve sucked regardless, the only difference is if i had been interacting with people earlier i wouldve known and i wouldnt be so lost at what to do should i just admit to myself my parents shouldnt have reproduced and keep to myself as a hermit and do drugs forever? i know obviously i should do what i always wanted to do before this happened, try very hard to provide happiness and help towards others through several experiences, but now not only do i know i risk the chance of unintentionally hurting them very badly and creating messes wherever i go (and am scared by the thought), i also just dont have the motivation or investment in myself at all to do anything. suicide is not an option because it would just hurt everyone more"}
+{"text":"no, its definitely the only option for you . like i am the only one for you . maybe this is your exact reason ? the words you tell yourself so you can easily continue what you dislike so much"}
+{"text":"should i just admit to myself my parents shouldnt have reproduced and keep to myself as a hermit and do drugs forever? That's the selfish, lazy, irresponsible option. Saying \"I'm a bad person so I'm guaranteed to do bad things anyway, why even try?\" is supremely lazy. There's quite a lot to unpack here, but one or two questions. Do you have any form of psychiatric or neuropsychiatric condition - for example, are you bipolar, do you have ADHD, anything like that...? What drugs do you take and how often? When you did the horrible things you did, were you high or drunk? Have you ever analysed, tiny step by tiny step, exactly how you ended up in a position where what you did seemed like a good idea? Has it occurred to you that telling your bf about it is going to make you feel better and him feel worse? What's the point of that?"}
+{"text":"Do you have any form of psychiatric or neuropsychiatric condition - for example, are you bipolar, do you have ADHD, anything like that...? ive never gone to therapy long enough to ve diagnosed with something, i only went recently and had to quit due to moving. that therapist said she thinks im normal and dont have any inherent issue. which is worse because it means i just suck. i sought out therapy because while i was doing this horrible stuff i felt completely lost with no grasp on reality or right or wrong and was stuck in delusions, idk if it was psychosis or what. my mom and pretty much every acquaintance or friend ive had has said im 100% autistic, which i dont agree with i think im just socially inept because of never being around people What drugs do you take and how often? only weed a few amount of times in the past and recently been doing kratom sometimes to deal with the bad things ive done When you did the horrible things you did, were you high or drunk? the first horrible thing yes, i was drunk, but that horrible thing was actually forgivable and solvable. i tried to fixing it by doing many things that were actually 100% more horrible and insane, and i was sober for those decisions albeit mentally a mess although maybe thats cope Have you ever analysed, tiny step by tiny step, exactly how you ended up in a position where what you did seemed like a good idea? yes but i feel like i end up just victimizing myself/pitying myself too much, or the complete opposite despising myself too much. it just doesnt fix the situation for other people like my bf Has it occurred to you that telling your bf about it is going to make you feel better and him feel worse? What's the point of that? you might be right but what if im just telling myself that/other people tell me that bc its easier for me?"}
+{"text":"i felt completely lost with no grasp on reality or right or wrong and was stuck in delusions That doesn't sound very normal to me. i tried to fixing it by doing many things that were actually 100% more horrible and insane, and i was sober for those decisions albeit mentally a mess although maybe thats cope People do stupid things sometimes when they're scared, but if you had genuinely lost touch with reality, that's different. it just doesnt fix the situation for other people like my bf The reason that you need to analyse what happened is so that you can recognise it if it starts to happen again. You need to be able to catch yourself in the very early stages, realise that you're headed in a bad direction, and change course; you can't do that if you don't know what the warning signs are. you might be right but what if im just telling myself that/other people tell me that bc its easier for me? When you've done something wrong, there is always an urge to confess, either to release the pressure of the guilt or as a form of self-sabotage. But you need to be sceptical about that impulse: always ask yourself what the impact will be on the person you tell. Are they going to wish you hadn't said anything? I know you don't want to do this, but I think it would help if you told us what the things that you did wrong actually were and, if possible, what you were thinking when you did them."}
+{"text":"whats your bodycount?"}
+{"text":"If you knew people that go to orgies, your bodycount wouldn't be 0"}
+{"text":"...that's why it's gonna be everyone with a 0 bodycount on here"}
+{"text":"12 women 5 men 0 trans (not my thing)"}
+{"text":"ah. that would be a disaster though"}
+{"text":"three :( two of those i regret."}
+{"text":"injection day edition qott: what's your injection schedule? whats your dose? prev:"}
+{"text":"I guess so. I really want to get it done because I'm concerned my levels are bad"}
+{"text":"i may be a bi lesbian but the straight girlies never post about men like this and i think that the transbians might want to reflect on that"}
+{"text":"leave her alone shes helping moders"}
+{"text":"concern trolling"}
+{"text":"we get it you've sent her nudes for money you don't need to defend her"}
+{"text":"What does /lgbt/ think about them?"}
+{"text":"all 4chan can to is gooning to bibisi and 'p all day"}
+{"text":"can to"}
+{"text":"Yes, 'jaks came out of 4cuck. But your joons hate them so much that they decided to reject them."}
+{"text":"Go ask your dad to rape you again. Im not erping with you. Facts."}
+{"text":"can to"}
+{"text":"bought into the \"Gen-Z religious revival\" thing it's a hoax it was all an echo chamber I just want a husbando to spoon with so we can talk about St. Augustine...."}
+{"text":"LGBT Religious Grim. Your match is probably praying the gay away and marrying a girl he doesn't love just to please his family."}
+{"text":"zoomers reading anything longer than a xeet you cant be serious retard"}
+{"text":"It's... complicated, anon I don't profess a particular faith but my interest is well within religion Any sort of religion really wdym anon?"}
+{"text":"what makes a manmoder a manmoder, is that the vibe, look or age?"}
+{"text":"boymoder = trans woman who hasn't socially transitioned yet manmoder = trans woman who has no intention of socially transitioning"}
+{"text":"That's an hrt repper"}
+{"text":"Why do they want to pretend to be male? ironically because boymoders/manmoders/repressors are extremely \"fembrained\", i.e. super agreeable, unassertive, neurotic and prone to social conformity."}
+{"text":"Manmoding is about accepting the truth of your trannyism, but acknowledging that passing is impossible. So you take your pills as just a means of stop getting worse. AKA painkillers for a disorder"}
+{"text":"yfw the truest trans were the ones who never took the plunge"}
+{"text":"*gasses you*"}
+{"text":"Cute black girl with freckles at the store said I look like xavier so based :("}
+{"text":"my wife loves me even though I can barely function in my day to day life ........at least I hope she does"}
+{"text":"the moment it gets too much of a problem you will be discarded like nothing else. i was a fool who believed, nobody can like us"}
+{"text":"she tries to help me get better but she has tried that for years, I wonder when she'll give up"}
+{"text":"why are men with cool accents so hot?"}
+{"text":"tfw i have souf bri'ish accent"}
+{"text":"”why are men with [insert desirable trait] sexy?”"}
+{"text":"Im Slavic and most people online can't even undertsand me :("}
+{"text":"omg a shiba inu :3333333"}
+{"text":"How come that straight people are a minority among trans people? If you look at normal cis men, everyone is straight. But if you look at trans men, very few are. Why?"}
+{"text":"cis men straight"}
+{"text":"Clearly it's because trans people aren't real or something"}
+{"text":"Mogs Pichu hard"}
+{"text":"In an ideal world what kind of a girl would you be?"}
+{"text":"Nymph that inhabits a spring."}
+{"text":"bnuuygirl"}
+{"text":"deergirl this cheetahgirl that puppygirl this catgirl that Yet nobody aside from myself seems to be a bunny"}
+{"text":"Hot and rich with blue eyes"}
+{"text":"I think what limits rabbit-women is that pet rabbits irl are just living flesh automatons that eat lettuce and stand there. The bunnygirl personality type is held up entirely from media, with little actually inspired by the animal proper. It's a struggle for them sometimes, but at least they're the \"classic\", enjoyed by the kinda guy who's dream is a playboy girl and a good smoke. I'll maintain that canine-women have it bad now that they have to battle against the weaponized passivity/hedonism of the modern \"puppygirl\". The real key is to just grow up in a dominant dog-woman."}
+{"text":"Horny"}
+{"text":"Previously in hornygen"}
+{"text":"trans guys were made to corrupt \"\"\"straight\"\"\" bois into strap loving bottom faggots. foids can't appreciate how cute they look in latex getting their bussyholes stretched out"}
+{"text":"Has anyone here hooked up in a club bathroom? It's a fun fantasy, but it's always felt too sketchy for me to do"}
+{"text":"can i please unsexually cuddle with a much-taller older lesbian"}
+{"text":"Sir this is hornygen take that disgusting unsexuality somewhere else"}
+{"text":"Post drawings. Any skill level!"}
+{"text":"This edit is adorable! This paired with the track you sent, is this vaporwave? I'm not very familiar with music genres, to be honest. The track is very nice and calming, btw. I can imagine it in a calm video game or as the background to a video essay. I'm happy my art was able to be part of something larger than itself. Do you have any socials?"}
+{"text":"pen and ink drawing"}
+{"text":"I want to show off one of my more recent drawings but i always feel like a failure when i post them."}
+{"text":"Artists are their own worst critic. Post it. Someone may like it."}
+{"text":"sup lgbt its freaking cold as hell outside. im still on break from school. I have no money. im so bored idk what to do. what should i do for fun? send cute pics. maybe we could all do an omegul or something?"}
+{"text":"buy diapers"}
+{"text":"What if hrt repping became a widely known practice? Would that change the public image of us?"}
+{"text":"yeah it would turn everyone into gestapo transvestigators"}
+{"text":"This won't be acknowledged because it conflicts with the narrative that trannies are all performative fetishistic rapists who want to force everyone to acknowledge them as le hecking valid and share the women's toilet"}
+{"text":"actually real"}
+{"text":"like sunshine and flowers"}
+{"text":"why would they know"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing OP is doing the thing where he asks ftms what being a man feels like and then points out actual men don't feel like anything when it comes to being male so he can make his argument that ftms don't make sense."}
+{"text":"not ftm but i feel the same. i do not feel like a man or a woman but i know, logically, that i am a woman, or i must be, anyways, since that's the way the world treats me. idk how normal this is but it makes sense bingo"}
+{"text":"I feel energetic and like I'm in charge"}
+{"text":"Why do I get so angry at other transwomen for getting srs? I'm such a coward I've been booked for it several times to the points it's cost me thousands of dollars and I still backed out. I hear one negative outcome to every 10 positive outcomes and I still stress out. I don't want urinary issues. I see a person when I go out on the town sometimes and they reek of piss, ive met a post op with a bad result and just being near her I smell rotten fish. I don't want that. I just want a guarantee that I won't be ruined. Life is good now for me I'm happy and pass and stealth unless it's boyfriends. I don't want to end up mutilated and doing escort work in some Peruvian shit house just to afford rice and beans and a damp mattress on the floor which yes I know of several troons who had the snip and lost everything and many many who've straight up killed themselves or detransitioned. I feel like many post ops lie about their happiness and results because to be honest would mean to accept they made a mistake and they are far too narcissistic to accept any responsibility hence why they got chopped in the first place. I'm probably over thinking it. See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please."}
+{"text":"I know of several troons who had the snip and lost everything what?"}
+{"text":"If I married you I'd make you keep it unless you're severely dysphoric about it."}
+{"text":"See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please. I would tell you do it so i can put my dick inside you. But if it came out bad i would leave"}
+{"text":"The surgeon gotta be skilled. A sweet new pussy is what real chasers want"}
+{"text":"What are you wanting as an answer, OP? No one anon here can tell you that your surgery will go perfectly because even if our own experience was good or bad that doesn't mean yours will be as well. The most important thing is to book with a competent surgeon. Incontinence is something that can be fixed with a relatively easy revision. I'm such a coward I've been booked for it several times to the points it's cost me thousands of dollars and I still backed out. You've gotta stop doing this Nona. See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please. You've gotta make decisions like these for yourself. People who can make strong commitments on their own are attractive, and that includes women. A guy won't want to make that decision for you unless it's like a fetish thing for him. t.ranny whose over two years post-op"}
+{"text":"What was your gay awakening?"}
+{"text":"Either or."}
+{"text":"lol a similar thing happened to me. kinda hot in retrospect but i didn't really enjoy it at the time"}
+{"text":"Hi wooldor"}
+{"text":"I don't have a specific one, to be honest, but even going back to very early elementary school I had a fixation on breasts and by effect the female form. Maybe early porn exposure was part of it, but you can't really undo that, can you? It's not like I care to anyways. I'm not sure how much this counts since I'm a straight trans man, but having initially been a lesbian before I was able to articulate any thoughts on my gender certainly counts for something, and I suppose one could say I'm hsts. As for a trans awakening I was always more masculine than the other girls but not exactly in a tomboy way and had thoughts about it as soon as I was aware of the concept, but the single event that cemented it no joke was a wet dream where I was railing Neferpitou from Hunter x Hunter doggy style with a real penis and all. It's been a little under a decade since and I haven't looked back."}
+{"text":"OP here, any art requests? i'm horny for wooldoor sockbat rn"}
+{"text":"Why'd you let the previous thread die? QOTT: What are you looking forward to in life? QOTT2: You don't deserve a second one. Make it up yourselves. Ignore trolls Ignore spam Previous:"}
+{"text":"pray that your dick gets big enough that you can kind of penetrate someone anon."}
+{"text":"Need....old man dick... dick from a 5'6 older bald man who is in shape.."}
+{"text":"Having a dick too small to pleasure someone is actually very malebrained because it gives you maximum pleasure but none to your partner and its masculine to be sexually selfish"}
+{"text":"Do tdicks actually get big enough to penetrate? I never seen a convincing example."}
+{"text":"Kind of. Does very little for the one being penetrated, can't imagine it working for anal. I still enjoy doing it with my boyfriend though."}
+{"text":"post injection frequency as well as any levels you've previously taken and timing of blood tests"}
+{"text":"I inject every 7 days with blood test every 3 months. I was supposed to do blood work again around this time but since I got a sudden dose increase I was told to wait. My last blood work came back as estrogen at 258 pg/ml and testosterone at 11 ng/dl. this was just on .22 ml ev nothing else just been frustrated since Im already a year on hrt and almost a year on injections in April and I feel like ive gotten no real progress"}
+{"text":"When I first started I was on .15 ml then went to .18 ml then .22 ml been increasing steadily always told my blood work is fine always ranged from 240 to 250 with testosterone always being under 50 highest was at 21. I alwasy try and take my blood work 3 to days after injection too"}
+{"text":"is it bad if I start injections while still having a gnrh in my body? IDRK when it is gonna wear off im this anon should I just low dose 5mg every 7 days some weeks? I have been on 2mg sublingual daily and gnrh every 3 months, for 3 months, my last gnrh was supposed to be my 2nd dose"}
+{"text":"What should my levels be at if I test at 4 days into my 7 day cycle? I had 400 estrogen and 20 testosterone"}
+{"text":"if a tranny doesn't pass, why won't he just detrans? I kinda understand why trannies who pass keep tranooming in public, they can fool a lot of people that they are a woman even if they aren't in leftist bubble spaces but what about the trannies who don't pass? I feel like most of you don't, why don't you just tranoom inside your house or only around other faggots instead of in public? you know that you aren't fooling anyone"}
+{"text":"I live in the UK too, do you really experience people being unkind to you that often?"}
+{"text":"Depends on your definition? I’m still only really gendered male but you could get that anywhere you know? I get a lot of verbal harassment though it’s pretty much guaranteed if I dare step foot on a high street. I also have been recorded a good few times, followed to my car or into a building a few more, and twice physically assaulted. I think it’s a much calmer experience the more south you go in the country though."}
+{"text":"painfully real"}
+{"text":"sorry just wanted to say that if picrel were two trannies then we would all already be in death camps but since it's two cisfags the world continues to turn and gay men continue to be treated no differently than any other cishet man."}
+{"text":"You can tell it was right's idea He has the rapist face"}
+{"text":"save a pepe, share a pepe qott: what's a small thing that brings you joy each day? prev:"}
+{"text":"he literally goes to do gym and injects his butt with steroids why is this bad"}
+{"text":"You wild for that one blood Don't worry tho a ricksona said he messaged him and verified himself as real last time"}
+{"text":"gear is for pussies that dont pass as male natty"}
+{"text":"be me, tranny incel have hordes of men asking me to go on dates and to have sex decline all proposals how do I explain to them that im too ugly to have sex and that im blackpilled"}
+{"text":"how do I explain to them that im too ugly to have sex and that im blackpilled I know someone like that, it's me i lost my virginity at 28 when my neighbor knocked on my door and asked to fuck because she was convinced i must be getting pussy all the time and she \"hadnt been fucked right in 3 months\". normgroids are a different species"}
+{"text":"God works in mysterious ways or something..."}
+{"text":"incel look inside volcel"}
+{"text":"be born as male have lived experience of how dystopic gender relations have become from a male perspective see that females have unreasonably high standards and are generally just weapons grade bitches be unable to find romance or intimacy with such insufferable cunts see that females are completely solipsistic and never even consider what men might want see that females are becoming ever more mentally ill and deranged as they age into infertility and spinsterhood transition to female adopt even more unreasonably high standards and become weapons grade bitch, despite not even having the deal-sweetner of a womb that cis women have become completely solipsistic and never consider what men might want, despite having lived experience of this abandon any notions of romance or intimacy slut around like a nympho on coke, going through more lengths than a sausage factory & maximizing your STI risks wonder why your mental health is cratering as you age into \"it's over\" territory .... PROFIT!!! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"trans women dont have standards, im talking to a 3/10 and a 9/10 at the same time. its just that sex is scary and it will hurt a fuck ton"}
+{"text":"Is this similar to the silent prayer nonsense where they stand by abortion clinics. Also, a source on your claim please, i need to dunk on chuds"}
+{"text":"That guy is mentally ill and keeps trying to get into a school that he hasn't worked at for years. It's been so long that the student he harassed in the first place doesnt even go there anymore"}
+{"text":"This is the type of person the Right worships. Just pure scumbags"}
+{"text":"I don't believe it was just refusing to use \"they\". Every time I see a headline like this and check what really happened, turns out that the conservative harassed the queer for months if not years."}
+{"text":"I respect transgender people but I draw the line at neo pronouns, polygamy and \"plural systems\". They may as well be psyops to discredit the transgender people."}
+{"text":"yeah what the actual fuck"}
+{"text":"Which probably doesn't go over too well in the women's bathroom I would guess."}
+{"text":"It/its is a degradation fetish"}
+{"text":"If never seen anyone get offended for not using neo pronouns"}
+{"text":"I also did choose my nickname. When I introduced myself to people I use a made up name"}
+{"text":"Would lip fillers help me?"}
+{"text":"No. You would still be a balding man with broad shoulders and autistic eyes."}
+{"text":"When are you going to stop pretending to be the guy in the pics? He has never posted here a single time. You are embarrassing yourself."}
+{"text":"They are not the person in the pic. They have been exposed as a fake many times. They even made a fake discord names Crystal Sunshine to pretend to be them. Do you actually think anyone is lame enough to make all these low effort attention whore threads and use their real face. You must be new to the internet if you think that's actually them."}
+{"text":"i would rape you everyday until you magically get pregnant and carry my aryan super soldier babies"}
+{"text":"i vc'd with crystal and i think i remember her turning camera on and it was her she has a silly deep boy voice though also kek at the ppl in this thread making fun of a WOMAN for having big eyes"}
+{"text":"If you get bitten by a boymoder, do you BECOME a boymoder?"}
+{"text":"Necromancy! :O Evilmoding, hehe... that's cute! Drow like to do that! (Or did they change that?)"}
+{"text":"BG3 is good but it has much more of an immersive sim angle to it than classic BG. If you want something more like classic BG I would recommend the Pillars of Eternity games. First one feels more like D&D and the second game is more of its own thing. Also it has both an elf wizard twink and a fighter hunk played by Matthew Mercer."}
+{"text":"there's two kinds of drow in bg3, seldarine and lolthsworn the former are the nice kind, the latter are the evil bdsm kind and get to have the classic red eyes, lolthsworn drow get tons of evil dialogue"}
+{"text":"Should children really be drinking coffee?"}
+{"text":"They're not children, they're just chibi!! >__< Immersive sim... can I hang out at the local tavern and chitchat with other adventurers? :o Yeah! Lolthsworn are COOL!! Let's be chaotic evil!! >:3"}
+{"text":"Playboy edition QOTT: Did you ever subscribe to or buy nudie mags? QOTT2: Do you currently pay for porn? If so, how much per month? Last:"}
+{"text":"God forbid a man wishes for a little bit of total global annihilation. Its probably just as unlikely as wishing to be a girl."}
+{"text":"should it be suicide instead?"}
+{"text":"you shouldn't wish for anything that you cannot bring about yourself because wishes and prayers are like setting the agenda if you're not ready to act yourself then don't set the agenda because that only demeans it"}
+{"text":"here kitty kitty"}
+{"text":"I have a huge witch nose."}
+{"text":"Any outfit recs for a whatever the hell I am? Just started living on my own so I want something warm and snuggly to wear around my place."}
+{"text":"You're cute. Not sure what would work well for you but do you exercise at all? I'd recommend some exercises for hips/butt to build out more of a figure. You'd do well in high waisted cargos and crop tops I think."}
+{"text":"holy shit what a simp"}
+{"text":"fridge buy a large blanket"}
+{"text":"try starting with pants"}
+{"text":"black oversized hoodie with the word \"boy\" in red in large text"}
+{"text":"this is the gen for trans people who pass every day. not a place for chasers to collect photos for their Folder, or a place for repressors to talk about shoulders. this is a place to talk about the mechanics of passing, and how to exist in a cis world as a trans person because of federal overreach, true \"stealth\" is qott when was the first time you passed? how did you feel?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if there is, but I associate open, genuine, but uninhibited laughter, especially when nervous, with it. Kinda sounds child like. I associate a laugh style with other behaviors as a warning sign."}
+{"text":"get good"}
+{"text":"Bait. 20 years of HRT since a teen means I fly under the radar to the point I have been tested for pregnancy at the ER. Have your (((you)))."}
+{"text":"hey babe it's time to take your meds again I don't know if there is, but I associate open, genuine, but uninhibited laughter, especially when nervous, with it Oh, hm yeah, sounds relatable."}
+{"text":"Yeah like starting in my teens involved me being lucky with a depressed mom so I could order diy without her noticing, im paying for my surgery because my surgeon doesn't take insurance but thankfully my insurance could cover it if I couldn't afford. And yeah at 14 I was ready to castrate my self and only didn't between the blood being too much and learning about srs. With my family theyre super liberal like they funded stuff well when I struggled or when I took care of my grandpa heck they gave me a chunk of inheritance from him so I could afford my surgery since I spent so long caring. Like no matter the age we have to work being a girl isn't effortless like cis girls"}
+{"text":"Ouch, that must have hurt."}
+{"text":"Wait is Deacons book just ripping of Robin Hood or is he the inventor of Robin Hood in this universe?"}
+{"text":"I think he's just a bad writer. They're bound for as long as the comic makes money."}
+{"text":"What is the most AGP movie of all time and why is it Sleeping Beauty (2011)"}
+{"text":"I don't get it. How is this movie AGP?"}
+{"text":"A lot of people here convinced themselves AGP means 'woman enjoying her body' or 'woman getting attention from men'. Really these anons are HSTS and don't understand what AGP is."}
+{"text":"Blanchard was the first person to observe any kind of predictive biological basis for homo and transexuality not true by the way"}
+{"text":"Seeing this actress play a literal whore makes me irrationally angry because she played Violet in A Series of Unfortunate Events and that character was my waifu all throughout childhood. Yes I know it's pathetic go make fun of me."}
+{"text":"No one will acknowledge anyone being hsts on this board. Even if you say you're not attractive, or you're not better looking People here still deny that anyone can be homosexual and transgender"}
+{"text":"Some of us chasers like big, really big and bigger"}
+{"text":"discord?"}
+{"text":"wife material"}
+{"text":"are they a bottom"}
+{"text":"Now that I think about it, all the trans girls in the local community are like pretty skinny, I'm kinda lucky that I scooped the one big fat cornfed midwest transplant that moved here :3 Anyway I'm gonna go get this pot roast started. Cooking is like one of my favorite hobbies but I'm also the kind of guy that just has a cigarette and a coffee for breakfast so nya know at least someone is enjoying the things I cook now uwu"}
+{"text":"Can confirm. My girlfriend has been losing weight for \"fat redistribution\" purposes but as soon as she's done I'm making her gain it all back like the good pet she is."}
+{"text":"Think about it: Injections every week Progesterone 2 weeks on 2 weeks off Eats a lot of food Gets huge knockers in return"}
+{"text":"you can take regular prog as an injection but its got a very short half life. hydroxyprogesterone caproate is a progestin with a 12-16 day period of action, has functionally 0 androgenic potential (less than 1% can be cleaved into hydroxyprogesterone for further metabolisation into androgens, so a percent of a percent of a percent makes it into androgens), the overall hormone exposure is much lower despite identical efficacy at the PR given typical doses. its only downside is that it doesnt have membrane PR or GC activity, and also if you dose it too high you may unironically give yourself prog withdrawal like cis women sometimes experience on their periods."}
+{"text":"how did you acquire this? did a doctor prescribe it or is this diy?"}
+{"text":"diy. hrt.coffee has sources"}
+{"text":"How does this affect mood compared to bioidentical prog? If I don't take prog I get pissy and sad so I'm afraid to cycle it. Also wdym by GR? What meds would be good for this besides clobetasol?"}
+{"text":"really depends, nobody reacts to progestins identically, much like prog glucocorticoid receptor"}
+{"text":"Exercise Edition previous: Goal of the thread: Go out for a walk, or try to get any other form of small exercise (walking stairs for 5 mins for example) Daily goals can be repeated. Remember to keep score, it can only go up! What is this thread for? Getting better is hard, and sucks. A lot. It does not get easier doing it alone. Share resources and experiences with combating depression, anxiety, personal issues, achieving or maintaining a healthy weight, etc. Why is this thread /lgbt/? Struggles with mental and physical health are an indisputable part of /lgbt/ life, be it from dysphoria, social pressure, heartbreak, or just unfortunate lifestyle choices. Notes to consider: Please be civil. Shame is your greatest enemy in fighting urges of self abuse (be it sh, drugs, or just self deprecation). Relapsing into bad and unhealthy habits is to be expected, the goal is to increase the average amount of time it takes between relapses. Any improvement is a victory no matter how small. Your worth and right to get better are non-negotiable. And most importantly: WE ARE NOT THERAPISTS, WE DON'T REPLACE MEDICATION Note on advice Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"How do I get less lazy at work I get by being lazy but I want the store to improve and me not to have to listen to my boss nagging me sometimes when I Extra lazy about cleaning and stocking It’s a small side store we sell a little bit of everything. My issues are that I can very easily fall into “this job is done I don’t need to do it” when while it’s true momenteraly the stocking can come up again later in the day. As for cleaning. Just can’t get into it. It’s too chaotic. It makes me feel like I have some neurodivergence when I’m truly undiagnosed not tgat it matters just a feeling. I need to improve in those fronts cause like it’s a nice store i like working there I learned the one and outs and Im friends with people there(even if im closeted) I just want to improve for my own sake too, I want to have no regrets with regards to my job value. I work alone all evening/night. If tgat matters. Thanks for any help. I’m trying to be healthy outside this job and it’s difficult it I know what steps i need to take at least. Eat sleep well and take my meds."}
+{"text":"there are things i need, for which some sacrifice seems minor compared to what would otherwise happen"}
+{"text":"I wish I could shapeshift."}
+{"text":"That doesn’t have to be the copout you might think it is. Keep that daydream going, get specific. How would you use that power? What would you change about your appearance and under what circumstances? This is information about what you really want, what’s most important to you. Exploring these desires can help you set goals that could be realized a bit more quickly and easily."}
+{"text":"You know how cis straight guys have a very narrow form of gender expression because they're worried about being seen as gay? Do you think the same will happen with cis women in relation to trans women? Like certain clothes, styles, interests, etc will be avoided because they'll be thought of as tranny things. I have a feeling that increasing public awareness of trans women might create this effect."}
+{"text":"hard disagree 3 4 1 2 6 5"}
+{"text":"this already happened except now it's swinging the other way"}
+{"text":"except now it's swinging the other way wdym?"}
+{"text":"Not really. It's more like sometimes women will complain they look bad like a tranny for some reason but not in a way they're desperate to correct. They don't have the same fear young men do about being seen as gay, especially since it would be easy for women mistaken as trannies to prove they aren't trannies. Also they know they aren't trannies in reality, whereas men accused of being gay are arguing based on subjective judgement of their invisible desires and not arguing about something physical they can show people to prove them wrong."}
+{"text":"cis straight guys have a very narrow form of gender expression because they're worried about being seen as gay Um…"}
+{"text":"I feel like I'm the only actual trans person on the board right now. Everyone else is just trolls bumping their own threads in the hopes someone takes the bait. Bit sad ngl."}
+{"text":"that's a cis woman in that pic you posted"}
+{"text":"Why did you sage tho?"}
+{"text":"why would you post a cis woman"}
+{"text":"At first I thought it was a gimmick site, and an ultimately useless one seeing how few people in aus seem to use it. But, after forgetting about even having an account on it for the larger portion of a year, I actually had a really nice girl reach out to me through it! Long story short, this must've been by a divine guiding hand because despite the both of us being somewhat timid, we seemed to just effortlessly and immediately open up to each other, even moreso when we went on our first date. And very soon after that we became a couple! And to be frank, I plan to marry this girl. She's genuinely the love of my life and I hope to spend the rest of my days with her. Unsure if I count as a chaser because I thought she was cis when I fell in love with her, but to all my chaser or chaser-adjacent brethren, don't give up, there's the one out there for you yet. o7"}
+{"text":"I hate that my male face and male body feel right and like me. I hate that facial hair doesn't feel wrong and disgusting on my face. I hate that my deep voice fits who I am. I hate that having a dick feels right. I hate that acting manly comes naturally to me. I hate that I like to be strong and competitive. I so deeply loathe being a cis man. I am shackled by it and I will never be anything but a cis man."}
+{"text":"I don't want to be a woman though. I guess I wouldn't really be a man there anymore, which is nice in some way, but I don't think I'd be able to accept the changes"}
+{"text":"Why did you quote the current /voicegen/ thread?"}
+{"text":"you said you hate your voice, you can change your goice"}
+{"text":"I said that I hate it fitting who I am, and not that I hate it specifically. It's a objectively good voice, and it actually complements me as a person, but I still hate that it does. Maybe there is a voice I couldn't hate having, but I also believe that any other voice would feel wrong and not like it's mine"}
+{"text":"the reason i'll never pass"}
+{"text":"skull shape famous for successful ffs standing in your own way cmon anon"}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"Nta ive seen ffs that doesnt work. Many times actually"}
+{"text":"you'll pass with bangs, hon! do your eyebrows"}
+{"text":"what is INTERGEN? INTERGEN is a general for intersex people to talk to each other about their experiences or just to hang out what is an intersex person? Intersex people are those born with any of several sex characteristics, including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies am I intersex? We are not doctors, please seek medical advice, but dont be afraid to ask questions here to maybe understand things better are trans people intersex? Trans people are not inherently intersex, however an intersex person can transition if they want, “neurologically intersex” is not real as being intersex pertains to the sex organs or hormonal productions how is this /lgbt/? We share similar experiences of discrimination and social prejudice based on sex and gender norms, even though intersex is a variation of sex characteristics, not a gender identity or sexual orientation itself ————————— Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yikes! Sorry about the frozen wasteland. And the misconception. Holy shit that's something :-/"}
+{"text":"Well it’s a work from home day"}
+{"text":"I inherently dislike you for having something that I want. but I don't want it And? I do."}
+{"text":"Why? Would it make your life any better?"}
+{"text":"This is a wish made on a monkey's paw."}
+{"text":"old:"}
+{"text":"well yes :3 it was a nice cock sorry"}
+{"text":"bottom moment"}
+{"text":"I'll have you know my games are very highbrow"}
+{"text":"Well Pardo is a self-admited hebephile, and both of them shared many qualities so maybe they shared that one two, I was just asking it, not calling him it or insinuating he was"}
+{"text":"naur"}
+{"text":"It's okay for men to want a woman with a penis. In fact they can prefer it. If you hate that you should just get over yourself."}
+{"text":"It's okay for men to want a twink with gyno. In fact, they prefer it."}
+{"text":"i am a cis man on hrt"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep posting anime draw a girl call it a guy images. You don't look like that"}
+{"text":"I look like that THOUGH"}
+{"text":"the thread is back.."}
+{"text":"Prove it"}
+{"text":"you sound really cute >_< you sound like a southern european woman. not clocky at all approved"}
+{"text":"good morning bump"}
+{"text":"being attracted to feminine boys 5 times more than to masculine girls."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I felt really good in that picture because even though I had just cut my hair I didn’t feel masculine. That ended pretty quickly a few years later. I miss that version of me, she had endless optimism and energy."}
+{"text":"you're not straight"}
+{"text":"Alright OP you got me to click, now what?"}
+{"text":"I used to be so cute..."}
+{"text":"I like chemically altered pseudo-FtMs because it's GAMP without the dick Also still technically \"straight\" but I'd be lying if I said the square jaw and muscles weren't a turn-on"}
+{"text":"Would you marry (and live with, and sleep with, in the same bed) a bottom chaser if he were a billionaire and you got to live in a huge mansion and drive fancy cars and never had to work again and got free healthcare, private chef, everything you need etc. , but you did have to keep the gock and use it on him?"}
+{"text":"whats that"}
+{"text":"wahh wahh you can't be a bottom chaser you have to troon out first catch 22 for a masculine man"}
+{"text":"i would but there's no way i could stay hard for hairy old man ass"}
+{"text":"Only if it was infrequent. Im used to sex i dont want a lavish lifestyle would be nice. Bonus if I can have hookups with actual men."}
+{"text":"I’m straight and clearly you’re a Butthurt faggot. bottom chasers deserve nothing, they’ll always be weak nothing faggots, man up and top or move on because nobody wants your stinky hairy hole"}
+{"text":"i need more transgender alien feminization plant mommy dom gf art like in previous thread"}
+{"text":"something tell me you're in your early 20s and your parents never supported you have you ever been to the beach? feeling the waves crash down on you as you sip a beer and watch the sunset?"}
+{"text":"something tell me you're in your early 20s This is 4chan you stupid fuck everyone here is young. There are no more oldfags on /lgbt/ they left to live a normal life."}
+{"text":"I legitimately don't understand how so many people don't have this attitude already"}
+{"text":"Be someone Make something Go somewhere Be known CREATE SHIT Florets can do and have done all of these."}
+{"text":"This is considered the most important news story in Britian!"}
+{"text":"you're the one who made the initial unfalsifiable claim, so the burden of proof is on you hobby or source of income, retard?"}
+{"text":"we need a new psa"}
+{"text":"the initial unfalsifiable claim, was the seperate and distinct category of stealthtransgender versus transgender *** stealthtransgender is unfalsifiable"}
+{"text":"we need a seperate board for the \"t\""}
+{"text":"These are both far left newspapers, the Telegraph is almos5 communist by this point."}
+{"text":"my pic wasn't deleted because i am a hideous ogre"}
+{"text":"This is an afab"}
+{"text":"I’ll feed who/what ever I wand nigger"}
+{"text":"/nothinggen/ has killed this gen forever. thank u based folderfags"}
+{"text":"This dude UGLY"}
+{"text":"skincare makeup hygiene if any, i know most of us are too depressed to deal with all that"}
+{"text":"i wake up and browse my phone"}
+{"text":"I wash my face with cerave hydrating cleanser, then I dry it and apply 20% azelaic acid followed by 20% vitamin C serum and ferulic followed by cerave hydrating lotion with 5% urea followed finally by la roche posay 50 SPF sunscreen in the evenings I wash my face again and apply tretinoin followed by more moisturizer and vaseline to seal in moisture. i dont wear makeup but if i do i just do eyes."}
+{"text":"Light exercises Wash face Brush teeth Moisturize face Minoxidil Brush hair Shower in the evenings"}
+{"text":"Wake up Hot breakfast then estrogen Nap for an hour Shower Hair protector Get dressed Shave Moisturizer and lip balm Blow dry Wet foundation Dry foundation Lip liner Lip stick Lip gloss Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"boymoder wake up stare at the ceiling for an indeterminate amount of time take off all my clothes check my weight on the scale get sad put on, t-shirt, hoodie, and form fitting jeans brush teeth shave whatever still grows after electrolysis put on moisturizer pluck eyebrows brush hair repeat whatever steps i feel insecure about leave"}
+{"text":"Diaper threads are back. Diapers are trans culture. QOTD: Are you 24/7 back in diapers? If not, what's stopping you?"}
+{"text":"sell soul, acquire diapers simple as"}
+{"text":"Speak for yourself, I'm a trans boy and I need my diapers."}
+{"text":"i'm a cis boy and i also need my diapers :3"}
+{"text":"Post discord :p"}
+{"text":"alas i do not partake in that honeypot of a platform..."}
+{"text":"why do so many lgbt peeps lie about being into bdsm stuff? wow omg you put a girl/bottom in cuffs youre so unique. sorry, im not into that. either dangle me from the ceiling in shibari or fuck the fuck off."}
+{"text":"because the lgbt community has historically bonded through sex, more so than cishet people. don't ask silly questions"}
+{"text":"BDSM is done by sexually disordered people so that they don't have to confront their fear of intimacy and can hide behind a set of pre-defined rituals and roles."}
+{"text":"wow, so tuff"}
+{"text":"if only the most elaborate, flashy stuff but ultimately devoid of substance stuff qualifies as bdsm to you, you're probably a tourist looking for nice photo ops to promote your onlyfana"}
+{"text":"i don't :) nothing against ppl into kink but it's just not for me"}
+{"text":"I manmode. Started hrt a couple of years ago at 30. What gets me is I'll never be a \"trans elder\" type who is the same age as me but started a decade or more before me who people can say paved the way for the current generation of youngshits and midshits. Both elders and young/midshits consider people like me as weird, perverted losers who tried to make it as men and failed but also failed at transitioning as well. We should just be ignored. Forgotten. Disregarded."}
+{"text":"i dont think lateshits are weird"}
+{"text":"\"trans elders\" are groomers why do you want to groom kids?"}
+{"text":"we're all pathetic worthless freaks"}
+{"text":"What makes you weird is wanting to take estrogen and you really want to look like a woman, yet you dress more like a man publicly. t high effort post."}
+{"text":"why are zoomers starting to hate us again?"}
+{"text":"Trump wants a fascist surveillance state. We were more free under your so-called \"matriarchy.\" everyone's bored of the \"Trump Show,\" faggot."}
+{"text":"progressive future where all men and women are treated as equal. what about transgenders?"}
+{"text":"fuckmeat, well-compensated domestic slaves, etc. not because of any laws/enforcement, just because that's the role they would want to fill in an egalitarian society."}
+{"text":"a country having functional borders is not 'fascism,' you idiot. what you're doing in virginia there's no hiding that you're actual communists. dems are bolsheviks."}
+{"text":"nobody cares about teen sports you retarded faggot. The kids' parents do. Biden beat Trump in 2020. Greenland is the rightful property of Denmark. Correct trans women are women. Incorrect on a technicality climate change is real. GenAI is a pyramid scheme. Both correct For a while there we were taken in by the traps craze and we're like \"okay so women hate us cos feminism but it looks like maybe troons will slide into their spot and put out for us.\" Nope, you wouldn't fuck most of us either so what good are you? Truth nuke, this created the \"transphobic\" chud"}
+{"text":"What causes transbians to hate straight trans girlies so much…"}
+{"text":"bitter transbian hands typed this post"}
+{"text":"I used to be bffs with a straight trans girl. She sometimes identified as bisexual and experimented with me, we only went to second base though. Our friendship ended because there was a transbien breakup that she was insistent on making one side out as evil on and acted like all of the girl's friends were evil too. Among other things that didn't give me the impression she was maturing and that she was just demanding enablement, as well as being very duplicitious and manipulative. Eventually she turned on me for criticizing her for this. We reconnected recently and she seems to be doing way better which has made me feel less bitter about the whole thing at least. There have been other straight trans girls I was close with. I would say there's 3 types, fun drama, toxic drama and chill. The problem is that I'm autistic and the middle one always disguises herself as one or the other, oftentimes using performative self reflection and awareness. This is also true for many trans lesbians but most of them are relatively chill if a tad boring and make me worry that I'm the dramatic and toxic one. Anyways. I was abused by my ostensibly straight landlord who would make passes at me and try to play it off as female homosociality when she had sex with me from a position of power (owning our home, and having a car when I can't drive). This also made me bitter and considerate of the possibility that a number of ostensibly straight trans women are just AGPs who are trying to engage in respectability politics or put theirselves above transbiens. I've had other straight trans women friends and bffs in the past and there's some I'm still close to. There's one who's relatively clouted and sees me as bisexual because of my relateability to her and experience with sex work, I guess she's not entirely wrong because I sleep with men on occasion but I've never really enjoyed it (I enjoy other things with men but when it comes to sex or dating I ultimately can't fucking stand them)."}
+{"text":"ok Lilith. back to your Seattle polycule now"}
+{"text":"OMG transbians all want to fuck me! they're so creepy! lmao no one wants to fuck some insecure mid HSTS"}
+{"text":"it takes zero effort to make transbians seethe and malerage lol"}
+{"text":"trying to feminize myself for a fetish start to sociopathically view women's bodies and personalities as defragmented objects, collections of parts. There's lots of mental entrapments to this."}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"I start going to the gym I sociopathically start to view muscle groups as defragmented objects, collections of parts ?"}
+{"text":"Well the gym is about body, women aren't bodies, or collections of personality traits. You don't view people as sums of parts, not emotionally at least. I don't see it as like ending my run, but as an obstacle. If I can't overcome it I will have to stop, since I don't like it."}
+{"text":"Women aren't people. People are women."}
+{"text":"Means she's trying way too hard"}
+{"text":"When did this dynamic end and the LGBT start to splinter?"}
+{"text":"Agps are the same men who have and would have bullied gay men. Gynephilia is the foundation of homophobia"}
+{"text":"Very true. Gynephillia in males cannot be part of lgbt."}
+{"text":"Free Palestine could kill tranners at an event and most lgbt people would say \"ITS WORSE IN GAZA, A FEW DEAD BODIES IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY\" It reminds me of the rationale ancient civilisations had in sacrificing children to summon rain"}
+{"text":"True, spending decades as a straight man doesn't vanish."}
+{"text":"Wish more people watched Eddington so they'd stop turning up for these BLM/Palestine/ICE/whatever marches. But when I saw some woman on TV saying that she was tempering her sympathy for Renee Good because she was white, I knew we were still living in Eddington. We're past peak woke tho, it just has increasingly limited reach, people don't like it, the political actors who have deployed woke to undermine progressive movements like Occupy are now just seeking out conservative votes and realize that this insane \"progressive\" language project is costing them. I think they'll hand the reigns back to online thought leaders like Naomi Klein and re-dedicate themselves to global military imperialism soon enough."}
+{"text":"trans women are women, right? Because everyone is acting like that's what we're supposed to be doing here, but it goes too far."}
+{"text":"Uhhh MAH BOYfriend"}
+{"text":"Well yeah they're women. You think men would look and act like that?"}
+{"text":"You mean like, tall woman, fat woman, trans woman? Eh... again, I'd have to put that in the \"goes too far\" category. I see what you're doing, but it lands flat. Like, that's a word game. Like a seahorse is a horse or something."}
+{"text":"I think trans women would look and act like that. Not men, not women, but trans women. Does that make sense?"}
+{"text":"No one thinks that but we tell them we do so we can fuck them"}
+{"text":"\"my male roommate called be a hysterical broad and that made me feel affirmed as a woman\""}
+{"text":"noting this for future reference t. chaserchud"}
+{"text":"It's like that the first few times, but it gets old quickly"}
+{"text":"My o9a nexion wants me to infiltrate planned parenthood and I can't decide between lgbt fertility advocate and abortionist, which one would you pick nonas?"}
+{"text":"abortionist"}
+{"text":"is it true that trannies are constantly brapping during sex due to air getting schoved ito their ass? is it true that the room smells like ass afterwards?"}
+{"text":"i want to be reborn as a little girl and get love-bombed and consensually raped by my extended family"}
+{"text":"2026 STILL trying to opsticscuck"}
+{"text":"yeah that's how society works you dumb faggot"}
+{"text":"uhm, you aren't beating the allegations like this sweaty, have you tried being more germanic and patriotic? t. you circa 1930"}
+{"text":"you just want to destroy the trans community don't you I don't care about the \"trans community\", whatever that means. If you suffer as a byproduct of me being myself, then so be it."}
+{"text":"I want everyone to dote on me, adore me and be sexually gratifiy me all at the same time and have zero responsibility You’re so hecking valid OP!"}
+{"text":"Why do people spam Pichus photos and insult her and misgender her non-stop? Chasergen and Passgen have so much spamming and I can't figure out why? There's this thread and why did they make this for her specificly?"}
+{"text":"It's in the archives No I won't tell you what to look up Alsoconveniently all the examples I'm citing aren't actually archived You just have to believe me and you aren't allowed to disprove me"}
+{"text":"yah its pretty annoying."}
+{"text":"Blame Pichu it's his fault"}
+{"text":"I didn't save it, she is very unpleasant to look at"}
+{"text":"He doesn't look like a woman; he looks like a native american."}
+{"text":"yes I have jerked off to her and the fact he went from a minecraft youtuber to a whore dildoing his arse for money is hot BUT he was undeniably groomed by his audience and transbians"}
+{"text":"I mean even toob, the queen of the uk, orbited finn at one point"}
+{"text":"Finn is one of many men/boys who are skinny and youthful but aren’t actually good looking enough without makeup to be called a twink. Lucky for him that he adopted the feminisation approach so he can use makeup to correct his features"}
+{"text":"This is male perfection"}
+{"text":"She's genuinely gorgeous and you're all just jelly as fuck. Yeah yeah go on post the side profile pic - you make unattractive faces in some situations too. Good on her and I hope she's doing well."}
+{"text":"i think she'll regret it the day after her srs"}
+{"text":"QOTT: which ex-men would you fuck?"}
+{"text":"Ive had a weird couple of weeks. Ive always said that in general, I pass but lately ive just come to accept that I truly pass. I have gone out, completely dressed androgynous like something a guy could wear too and still get treated like a woman by the world. I dont get weird looks, nothing. I live in the south where trans people are mostly looked down upon, especially in areas like my city. I have even passed to myself on accident, ill catch my reflection and be like who's that depressed looking lady and realize its me. I no longer feel the deep hatred about my appearance, I can no longer dilute myself into thinking im an ogrehon. I am by no means perfect or breath taking. I am perfectly average. Maybe even a bit below byt it does feel nice when I get an oil change and the country old.man is calling me sweetheart and darling to everything. But now im like, well what now, I got over the biggest hump. A daily struggle is no longer a struggle even if it feels like it should be."}
+{"text":"filling out disability upkeep paperwork is suifuel pls explain why you're a fucking useless retard"}
+{"text":"Husk"}
+{"text":"White Dirty Blonde"}
+{"text":"you will be fine idiot"}
+{"text":"Would you hit 'her', /lgbt/?"}
+{"text":"might be a transbian"}
+{"text":"I'd punch her in the tummy then suck her cock"}
+{"text":"i like when trans girls have a marquee male feature or two. prominent facial features, broad shoulders, veiny hands, flat chest. we both know im gay, we both want you to pass, but i need a reminder. throw me a bone here. youre beautiful"}
+{"text":"???? also ????"}
+{"text":"i would put a ring on her finger"}
+{"text":"I am a repbro, and I cope by gymmaxing and cumming in trans women's butts. Problem?"}
+{"text":"Same but instead of going to the gym I don't go to the gym and instead of fucking trans women I'm an incel but other than that it's the same"}
+{"text":"very relatable, me too"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"please fuck some trannies, it'll make you feel better"}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"be me, closeted transbian turn 18 deep red south state so i can't do much yet trump is sworn in soon after gain the resources to transition while observing the culture war shitstorm reach its absolute peak should i ignore everything and transition while I'm still in my teens, or should i wait until this administration ends?"}
+{"text":"go somewhere safer"}
+{"text":"Tbh it’s never a “good” time for anything, but it’ll be an even worse time later"}
+{"text":"unfortunately i don't have the resources to move anywhere significantly safer atm just gonna have to thug it out"}
+{"text":"get on het get resources go somewhere safer ok"}
+{"text":"right now is always the best time to transition. im in a pretty similar situation, live in GA terrified n stuff but just do it."}
+{"text":"Most 4chan posters like vidya, anime, manga, TV, film, music, comics, cartoons, weeb shit, etc. as interests and hobbies. Why not specify what kind or your favorites in your post? It says more about you and will likely net you better adds than just posting \"I like /v/, /a/, /tv/, /mu/, /co/, /jp/, etc.\" in the bio. ASL (biological sex, or gender) letter(s) primary interest other interests and hobbies looking for not looking for (free space) tag"}
+{"text":"asl 30/m/US interests and hobbies vidya, animu, reading (manga, books, visual novels), cooking, music, model kits and anime merch, mahjong, tetris, fighting games looking for friends into the above, nice people, people who want to talk tag clair_in"}
+{"text":"Religion is part of culture all over the world anon Nihilism doesn't say subjective values are non existent"}
+{"text":"Not joining with that server name"}
+{"text":"prolly assume if you're the one who approved you should say hi first since discord automatically opens the convo for you and literally tells you to do it or just don't realize you approved since it's easier to miss on the adding side especially if you have a lot of active DMs open or just got shy or have retarded brainworms like that they're gonna bother you if they message first or whatever idk i'm not shy"}
+{"text":"I think agp is rooted in some developmental trauma around femininity within oneself. So maybe looking at that would be helpful?"}
+{"text":"detransitioned male looks like a lesbian talks like a genderless alien yeah ok bro"}
+{"text":"psuedo dysphoria look inside its dysphoria i think a lot of harm has been done by convincing people that being trans is something you are born as and that its innate and unchangeable. Thats why this person thinks their dysphoria being subjective doesnt count."}
+{"text":"I'm not even agp though. Never found the thought of being a woman sexually arousing. I just can't stop feeling like I'm supposed to be dysphoric for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"But if dysphoria is not innate and unchangeable, then couldn't it just be willed away?"}
+{"text":"be honest nona how many trans women do you know irl, like know by name + talk to at least occasionally how often do you go to places trans women hang out irl (gay bars, support groups, clubs, social events etc.)"}
+{"text":"0 chasergen daily"}
+{"text":"how many trans women do you know irl, like know by name + talk to at least occasionally 7, but i only consider like 4 of them friends how often do you go to places trans women hang out irl (gay bars, support groups, clubs, social events etc.) hardly ever, when i do i ususally get hit on by some creepy dude or gorrliahon like i was in the middle of getting fucked in the club and this 250 lbs whale with misshapen tits asks me if she can have a turn i promptly told her no so she asked if she could touch me im too much a people pleaser so i said yeah whatever and closed my eyes and pretended it was someone hotter my top fucked me like 2 more times and exausted, i fell asleep wake up to two gorilla hons staring at me like i was puppy that just woke up like \"d'awwww\" \"so cute\" top nowhere in sight :("}
+{"text":"none never t. stealthmoder"}
+{"text":"What’s an example for somebody that is neither"}
+{"text":"yea...as touch-starved as i am i can't imagine realistically finding someone i want to be with especially if i am planning to move. i mostly just want to be able to interact with the community and stop feeling so isolated. ty for the encouragement nonny i am going to make a real effort me, lol. but there's not a Blanchardian word for that. i'm just a lesbian."}
+{"text":"How do I begin to girlmode if I’m an ugly 4/10 freak?"}
+{"text":"If you have the right spirit you will unlock an insane willpower and esoteric diy and bonesmash your way to twinkhon through sheer force of will, and if you're lucky, passoid. Its possible. I was balding and did it. Just be prepared to grind shit jobs to afford all your stuff. If you don't, you don't. The drive is innate. You either live to maximize your femininity at all costs, or you don't. You can probably develop this drive if you want, but I mean shit it's literal work and if you're telling yourself your ngmi it's likely defeatist escapism. Go ahead and give up. You'll regret not trying even worse."}
+{"text":"Damn can you not post that meme? Its literally me"}
+{"text":"remember there are 4/10 women who survive"}
+{"text":"making threads to mock me isnt funny"}
+{"text":"be an ugly 4/10 freak of a woman"}
+{"text":"what are the best dating options for a hrt twink? dating apps dont work"}
+{"text":"Well fuck me, I don't actually know any then You know any decent ones?"}
+{"text":"eh idk i was more searching more for a relationship than hook ups idk i dont feel like i ever annoyed other people at social events, usually people kinda like my autistic rumblings actually"}
+{"text":"What country"}
+{"text":"italy"}
+{"text":"I will never look like a young hrt twink Grim manmoder future"}
+{"text":"Im trying to feminize myself psychologically for a fetish but for instance today I've been too lazy to watch gossip girl and ive just been watching forsen. Really I haven't watched anything girly in a week or so. Is it a lack of commitment or am I just being a normal person?"}
+{"text":"Seems like a lot of weight, specially if you want to force yourself to do extra shit on top of that. I would suggest you suspend it all while focusing on exclusively vital things that will improve your life."}
+{"text":"Brown boi worship thread"}
+{"text":"Go back to /gif/"}
+{"text":"No. Seethe"}
+{"text":"post more"}
+{"text":"seriously where did you guys go its been like 3 days since the last thread QOTT: did you ever come out before repping? was it irl or only online?"}
+{"text":"Everything:)"}
+{"text":"I propose that we steal the term \"gymrepper\" from AMAB reppers. \"Gymrepping\" now refers to coping by pretending that your dysphoria is simply a desire to be more muscular, and hitting the gym. It also entails constantly being made aware that you are much smaller and weaker than the men around you, and can't build muscle as quickly or effectively as they can. Are there any other proud \"gymreppers\"?"}
+{"text":"You get it"}
+{"text":"Deep intense ritualistic mating"}
+{"text":"My femrepper bf overpowering me, pining me to the ground and violently (but consensually) making me please him :3"}
+{"text":"terfs are right, im a fake woman. a hulking, disgusting, lanky body with hands too big and a jaw to wide and shitty man hair and i shouldn't approach any women's spaces and why the fuck do i sometimes think i pass am i fuckng blind. sorry for killing a thread for this stupid rant."}
+{"text":"i cannot be a mix of masculine and feminine traits I can only display feminine traits is being gender conforming"}
+{"text":"a mix of masculine and feminine traits literally visibly transgender"}
+{"text":"Kellie Jay Keen isn't really a truTERF, she supports the Republican party and has said abortion is a worthy sacrifice to stop the tranny menace"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure a bunch of prominent TERFs are anti-abortion now lmao"}
+{"text":"TERFs: \"I hate these trannies they are a mishmash of men and women grrrr\" Also TERFs: \"I hate these trannies they reinforce gender conformity!\" It's a catch-22"}
+{"text":"i don't want to be strong or manly how do i escape this matrix i didn't choose this"}
+{"text":"cut off your balls"}
+{"text":"Let me eat your balls"}
+{"text":"Why would you not want to be strong and manly? Its awesome"}
+{"text":"i want to be strong and manly while looking like that"}
+{"text":"this. waking up in the robot world and choosing to remain conscious is a direct analogy to post-puberty transition"}
+{"text":"How does a brown trooner (me) find a white racist trooner gf?"}
+{"text":"In the US it isn't that hard to find a racist open to dating non-whites. That ICE guy who shot a white woman in the face has a Filipino wife. Only downside is that most of our white supremacists are DEI, so you aren't guaranteed a white racist troon."}
+{"text":"My dreams"}
+{"text":"I don't care if people mix a bit or if there's a small non-white population in my country, I just want Europe to stay majority white and not have people act like I'm obligated to take verbal abuse from minorities u_u god I want this world to suffer."}
+{"text":"just drop your ASL and your cord?"}
+{"text":"Why is she drawn with hair outside of the hijab the whole point of a hijab is to hide the hair"}
+{"text":"how do i get a mtf girlfriend who will let me fuck her ass every day?"}
+{"text":"good question"}
+{"text":"You can't fuck my ass today, I had Indian food"}
+{"text":"Fujoshi and himedanshi should be honorary members of the LGBT community"}
+{"text":"Damn, haven't thought about Durarara in like a decade"}
+{"text":"Interesting."}
+{"text":"Sure bisexual guys should get a little bit of pussy while out of the closet I thought the news cap girl & the glasses girl were two different characters?"}
+{"text":"They are. Erika (cap girl in the drawing) and Anri (glasses girl) are two different characters. Erika has glasses in picrel because the drawing is based on a Miku song in which she sports the same outfit."}
+{"text":"my depression's been pretty bad recently and i bet y'all's has too. let's collect some reasons to end it all. poast bonepill, dimorphic mogging, shitty anecdotes, anti trans heckling, whatever. bonus points if it's directed at gaydens since that's what i am."}
+{"text":"because it's the fluid that comes out of your gender :3"}
+{"text":"You can feel your heartbeat over in your dickvein btw."}
+{"text":"do you want a vagina"}
+{"text":"men can in fact lactate doe otherwise all correct"}
+{"text":"If there's no real children involved then what's the problem"}
+{"text":"Yea still feels like it could be me, lol."}
+{"text":"I'm not those anons, but even if you haven't harmed anyone the self-hate seems completely understandable. Millions of people in the world would probably be happy to kill you even with no crimes to your name, plus the isolation of not being able to talk about it easily, or having it interfere with getting a mature partner (who you might not be physically attracted to even if you love them). Basically dooming you to being without any real intimacy forever. I read psych literature a bit and in studies I've seen it suggests something like 40-60% of peds kill themselves, but those statistics are likely skewed by stigma and forensics making up a disproportionate amount of sampling."}
+{"text":"Of course, I have similar issues so the self hate isn't foreign to me. It's still fairly present but I try to remind myself that as long my thoughts never materialize themselves in reality it has no statement on me as a person. The isolation is a real issue but I guess it impacts me differently since I'm already isolated from multiple other factors. My reply might have seemed dismissive, sorry about that. It's just that after a certain amount of time with these thoughts you end up having to learn a way to cope otherwise you become a part of the suicide statistic"}
+{"text":"i would put continents to the sword to be a cute incontinent permadiapered femboy with a big milker mommy gf"}
+{"text":"Can I go to Korea surgeons as a 33 year old man and tell them to make me look like an 18 year old girl and have it work?"}
+{"text":"NIGGA HSUT THE FUCK UP"}
+{"text":"you could but just issue of expensive, but if not of financial concern, more power to u"}
+{"text":"Yes. Do it and post results"}
+{"text":"How many trans girls secretly view themselves as failed males?"}
+{"text":"started talking to a guy the other day and i feel like a dumb faggot"}
+{"text":"I always felt like a stupid fag. Ig I just embodied it trooning"}
+{"text":"i don't know. i never wanted to be male i always hated it. i never tried to be manly so im not sure i ever failed at it either. i failed at trying not to be trans though. i feel like this pathetic thing less than a boy and less than a girl. because boys are so privileged they have it so much easier but still i couldn't stand it. lots of girls if they had been boys would probably have been grateful. but not me. because i didn't like rough things because im too fragile because im too sensitive. i feel like the lowest class of person."}
+{"text":"i do. that's how i feel about myself"}
+{"text":"secretly there's nothing secret about it"}
+{"text":"Why do so many of the men in Trans porn wear masks?"}
+{"text":"But men in regular porn don't wear masks nearly so often."}
+{"text":"imo you shouldnt watch porn at all as a tranny but ok"}
+{"text":"they certainly do that im amateur porn or you don't see their faces thanks to the right camera angles"}
+{"text":"I was referring to pre troon out"}
+{"text":"The only guys to always show their faces are the gay porn stars bottoming."}
+{"text":"How some motherfuckers on the gay sex app look at you when you ask them if they're interested in having gay sex"}
+{"text":"it makes you really happy when you fall asleep in the arms of the person you love. I'm talking from experience and I want you to go out there and find that for yourself nonas..."}
+{"text":"I hope you die a very slow painful death :3"}
+{"text":"No no no I don't want to be in a room with this freak"}
+{"text":"*suckles on her hardened girlnip* *slurp slurp pop*"}
+{"text":"Ewwww ewwww eww stop!"}
+{"text":"If a trans man wants to be penetrated then that isn’t a trans man."}
+{"text":"That's what I'm saying... that's actually fucking disgusting"}
+{"text":"Is it disrespectful to trannies that I watch trans porn on mute so I don't hear their voices or is that kind of expected?"}
+{"text":"Kayla got the snip. Specifically so she can be a holier-than-thou \"based\" right wing tranny that definitely won't get holocausted like the rest of us peasants when her lord and savior Donald Trump does exactly what he said he was gonna do to trannies"}
+{"text":"looks aite desu witchu"}
+{"text":"right, because your ability to goon your dick is the best way to determine who is and isn't trans. if i catch you in the streets i will buttfuck you while saying \"aw yeah you like that wh*te boi\" like wesley snipes fucked chris christophersen in blade 2"}
+{"text":"he has a goth gf from moscow btw"}
+{"text":"your face is shit unc we've all seen it you are \"mature cross dresser\" porn at best the kind a broke guy watches for free"}
+{"text":"i want a man who looks down on me and talks down to me and teases me and makes fun of me and calls me embarrassing names and takes care of me and is way bigger than me and way stronger than me and pins me down and makes me feel small and manhandles me and does whatever he wants to me and holds my hand and puts his arm around me in public and just acts in a way (short of anything obscene) that makes it very clear to everyone around us the kind of dynamic that we have and i wanna watch him work out and cheer him on and lick his abs and sleep in his arms so tight i can't escape or resting my head on his chest clinging to him like he's the only safety i've ever known (he is) or with my face nuzzled into his crotch and i want him to control my life completely and i wanna look however he wants me to look and tell me how to do my hair and what clothes to wear sometimes and have rules for me and own me and take care of me forever and ever and in exchange i'll give him my total undying love and affection and give him anything he wants and be there for him always and think of nothing other than him and devote my entire life to him and i'll do all the housework too. i feel like this makes me a horrible, selfish, immature, unlovable person. i can't stand it but i can't help it and i can't make it go away. this is what i want more than anything in the world. i know it's not a realistic expectation. i don't know what to do. i feel so sad and lonely and pathetic i feel like an abandoned child. there's something very wrong with me. and the worst thing is i feel like the guys who are like this and who want this, few and far between as they are, are largely not the best people (at least that i've seen), and are usually republicans. and that's terrible. and do NOT like trans girls. if i met a guy who was like this and liked me but was also somehow a good person and a leftist and a feminist (despite how he treats me) i would so completely obsessed with him. i would do anything."}
+{"text":"What are some good countries for a chaser that lives in what was once a first world country? Besides Thailand."}
+{"text":"My goal is to first get a nice paying job in IT and then find a cute pinay tranny"}
+{"text":"Russia"}
+{"text":"what was once a first world country Just say you're American"}
+{"text":"Brazil"}
+{"text":"got extremely drunk and explained the concept of SMV to my tranny friend at the local train station at midnight Did i fuck up?"}
+{"text":"I don't usually buy into this narrative for most chud ideology but yeah I think there is something to this for the whole incel/blackpill/looksmaxx stuff. People don't want to admit just how entrenched lookism is in society because it means acknowledging some rather uncomfortable facts about oneself, and no one wants to think of themselves as shallow."}
+{"text":"I'm 5'10 and almost exclusively try to get fucked by guys shorter than me. All of the tall women I know are with shorter dudes too."}
+{"text":"Because the issue is mid people dont want to fuck other mid people. It isn't women trying to fuck the top its men too. One of the most hilarious examples of this is online discourse about big titty goth gf and shit like that. All if those dudes had chances with all the alt chicks but they were too busy calling them cringe, ugly or making fun of their fashion. My lanky faggot ass (5'10) used to clean up all the \"off color\" women then sure enough as soon as they were taken there would be normie dudes sniffing around. My faggot ass did a better job larping as a man than most men and it really feels like an effort issue since by definition I couldn't be a Chad. I did make a few friends that visually would have been Chad's if they weren't anxious messes and bad at socializing. I spent years hooking those guys up with dates and trying to help them out. Now we dont talk anymore over their support of Trump and they have reverted back to not dating, not getting laid and talking like incels"}
+{"text":"I'm 5'9\" and I just don't want someone the same height as me. Short kings? Love them. Tall chads? Love them. Same applies to women."}
+{"text":"OUR HEROES ...and clavicular"}
+{"text":"I'm a faggot effeminate gay man with long hair but I want to submit completely and be the sex slave of an ultra-dominant trans woman. And I just exist to serve her strap, or her gock, or her pussy, any parts she has are female and I am happy to touch her wherever she wants or not at all. But I want to be owned. I want her to tell me what to do, where to go, and when. I want to have to beg and plead for you to take me on a walk, where I wear a leash, in public, and I put on kneepads and gloves so I can walk on all fours. I want you to teach me that me being a faggot is a total sin, and I am meant to be with a woman like you instead. Punish me how you see fit, miss."}
+{"text":"ones that didnt have a great time jelly missing some worship and discipline btw"}
+{"text":"how would you feel about a short chubby NEET trans girl who was a massive sadist? she would expect you to give her an allowance and live with you rent free and everytime you came back from work you would have to lie on your back and she would stomp on your face and cock and spit on you. piece of faggot trash"}
+{"text":"My boyfriend is just like you. theres hope"}
+{"text":"massive sadist That's actually scary"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"what do i do if i make an ugly guy and girl, no matter how i express myself, its always humiliating"}
+{"text":"So me, what i do is i hide in my room"}
+{"text":"yeah same, a repugnant soul like me should only stay inside and wither away, i dont deserve to eat either i have to starve myslef"}
+{"text":"you should watch the movie A Different Man"}
+{"text":"Sauna edition Question of the day: Whats the ideal date to take a cute boy on? FAQ What is a femboy? What is a twink? A femboy is a male that pursues a feminine appearance for himself whilst still identifying as male. A twink is a male with a slender figure and a youthful appearance, usually with little body/ facial hair Are femboys trans? The majority of femboys are cisgendered. Femboy is not a 'stepping stone' to trans, it is a stand alone identity. Can trans post here? Trans people are welcome to post in /fbg/ and identify as trans twink/femboy if they want, but this is not a trans thread. Posts should not be about 'transitioning' and discussion of hormone usage should be restricted to skincare applications. Can twunks and otters post here? Yes I'm not twink or femboy but I am an enjoyer of them, can I post here too? Yes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"id rather die"}
+{"text":"It's actually crazy when you think about how short a period of time someone is a twink. They get a couple years then BOOM twinkdeath and their whole personality/lifestyle is shattered, gone forever. The only ones that make it are the smart ones that know hrt will keep them young and fem."}
+{"text":"this is why some of them turn into gigasluts, they know it's short-lived on one hand, I want to stop the cycle and save/bag at LEAST 1 one of em, make him settle down on the other hand... there's just so, so, SO many cute twinks"}
+{"text":"cope faggot i want to get married i just dont want to betray God"}
+{"text":"you are supposed to stop before the tits grow in"}
+{"text":"be covid transitioner locked out of trans community cuz 2020 nobody knows you do it alone become total passoid go to support group, the recently out girls love me like a mascot temptation to join in The Drama as a passoid cuz i missed out even though i know hanging out with girls like that will get me clocked 1000% more often convince me that its not worth it"}
+{"text":"mad"}
+{"text":"whatever chaser, trans women do have the capacity to pass and you're a retard if you dont know that already"}
+{"text":"kyrie eleison"}
+{"text":"ive always felt like hes gotta be some flavor of queer. maybe thats just cus FP+CSM deal with identity. justice 4 nail fiend btw"}
+{"text":"what a beautiful name for a girl"}
+{"text":"Being a woman is just being a sex toy for Chad lol suck my dick! Ok chad ill do that im going to cum on your face hehe sounds good chad Im going to grope you whenever I want Yay Chad is touching me! Lol you’re literally a fucking sex toy for Chad. And the funniest part is trannies CHOOSE this life. How humiliating and pathetic of a person do you have to be?"}
+{"text":"No YOU are the sex toy. CHAD COMMANDS YOU and you follow. You ARENT THE ONE WITH POWER. Chad can just fuck another slut and get her on her knees him anytime. Especially considering you’re on a fucking anonymous forum in your spare time. You arent the one with the sexual market value. Chad is. He just settled. Retarded tranny subhuman."}
+{"text":"When, where, and how these things happen are all up to the bottom. Serious tranny cope. You do everything for chad. YOU are imagining in your mind you have power, but you are perfectly willing to accommodate anything for Chad. Chad speaks you listen. You’re a sex object. A slave."}
+{"text":"left swipe"}
+{"text":"I love how this implies that the sex toy in sex is whoever doesn't have options. So, actually, men as a whole are sex toys for women in hypergamy and feminism is entirely ridiculous."}
+{"text":"That's part of what makes them so attractive Truthnukes That's the mindset we as tops have, but it's not the the full truth. It's mutually enjoyable and hot and them desiring it makes it even hotter"}
+{"text":"*sigh* I wish I was a fat dumbass foid into homoerotic Japanese smut instead of being a handsome gay man who can both top and bottom for my partner"}
+{"text":"yeah but i hate topping and also i don't want to accidentally get drunk and rawdog and cum in a lady like i did when i was drunk that one time"}
+{"text":"I'm a fat dumbass moid into homoerotic japanese smut howeverbeit"}
+{"text":"literally me except I dont top and am an incel"}
+{"text":"Can you throw a punch? Could you defend yourself at all once you're out of ammo?"}
+{"text":"I'm weak luckly I don't hace fagscent otherwise I would've been beaten or even killed by homophobes"}
+{"text":"i learned this practicing Aikido :)"}
+{"text":"even pretroon I was always physically weak and uncoordinated, when I was in elementary school some younger kids ganged up on me and beat me up lol. was always terrible at and not interested in sports. I've always been really skinny. even when I was gymcoping to rep at one point I barely put on any real muscle. I wouldn't even say I've lost much strength trooning because I had little to no strength to begin with lol"}
+{"text":"Sure I’m a moder but I can probably throw a punch me pictured in the left"}
+{"text":"nah I usually just look homeless enough that noone tries to fuck with me"}
+{"text":"It's wild how troons claim they want a dutiful, protective and paternal man but deperson and cut him off when he even partially ascribes to political views that are rooted in duty, asymmetrical obligations and heirarchy. I'm finished with being hurt."}
+{"text":"No they weren't"}
+{"text":"fuck hierarchy fuck \"asymmetrical obligation\" which is just code word for give everything to a system that robs you blind and spits in your face"}
+{"text":"I can believe in lower taxes, modesty in public, less welfare state, a lot fewer regulations, less nanny state (this is literally good for troons), be religious and believe that property is really really good. All of these are right wing beliefs in my country. None of them had to change because I trooned out."}
+{"text":"All of these are right wing beliefs in my country the only right wing belief is whatever your politicians' owners tell them, what you mean is that they're right wing rhetoric"}
+{"text":"Some men are just so fucking cucked by internet exposure and manosphere adjacent media that you actually made yourself unfuckable Meanwhile women being the only gender that really changed politically with large scale internet usage. Men haven't changed. Please stop saying men are any different somehow because of manosphere content, when women are dementedly different because of almost everywhere on the internet. As it turns out, dating for men is like job hunting, like they all say. You need to be a jester for women, and that means politically too. Women hate liberal men because liberal men are self-deprivating by definition since they have to be feminist. Women expect conservatism in such men, because if they're attracted to him, then surely he wouldn't hate himself. But at the same time the man can't be conservative and not hate himself, because if that's the case, then he's unacceptable and oppressive and would mean reckoning with her corrupted internal machinations. A successful date modern man needs to appear conservative as possible while being technically liberal and giving off the impression of a liberal still. Women want a conservative withoit the reality of it. They want a minotaur without the reality of being eaten and torn apart by the animalistic monster. They want the bear without being mauled by it. They want the same rights as men without the same responsibilities. If none of this were true, there would be a lot more femdom women and a lot more happy people in general."}
+{"text":"Its over"}
+{"text":"How is playing osu malebrained? Women love cutesy pink Japanese stuff"}
+{"text":"posting about tranny cock on a twenty year old taiwanese dressage forum not insane"}
+{"text":"when you so ugly it starts to affect your mental health to the point of thinking about trannies while watching the sky"}
+{"text":"average autistic transbian's idea of femininity:"}
+{"text":"osu is autismbrained"}
+{"text":"How AGP is it if my very first fetish was breast expansion? Specifically scenarios where the woman went from flat to busty and was ecstatic about the changes. Although I can't remember whether I would self insert as her, or just thought it was a hot scenario"}
+{"text":"Not agp, you're just a perverted moid"}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"that never goes away but if you get really lucky and have enough charisma you can sometimes find a woman who wants to fuck you regardless"}
+{"text":"I had a dream about elephants. Dumbo type shit, we went to the circus to see the animal training. I dreamt that we sat in the front and we had carrots and got to pet them. I woke up tangled up in the blankets."}
+{"text":"Not as cold as yesterday but still fucking cold. It snowed up on the panhandle. I'm sitting cozy under the covers with a heating pad watching everyone get ready"}
+{"text":"she was texting her ex while I was being lovey dubby I fucking knew I should've stopped doing that unless we were official. I feel like an ass now."}
+{"text":"I have zero charisma... Honestly even though I'm not masc I vibe with the idea of stone butches. I could just do the fucking without reprocicity. But even then I find a hard time imagining it because I'm so ugly-looking lol"}
+{"text":"agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"She was fembrained, so yes."}
+{"text":"i miss cumming i quite literally castrated me with too much masturbation and hrt was gooning like 6 times a day daily, now i cant even get hard cuz nothing makes me horny anymore"}
+{"text":"nothing changes after 6 months of hrt"}
+{"text":"How long have u been on e? My chest growth had barely started around 6 mo"}
+{"text":"7 months"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke It is the same for poons"}
+{"text":"dont change anything wahh my transition isnt working anon did u think that hrt would make you dress better"}
+{"text":"loud, constant, performative misandry does not make you socially female"}
+{"text":"misandry is the opposite of femininity psyop post"}
+{"text":"every female friend i know irl is extremely misogynistic if anything /tttt/ baby trannies are tiktok socialized so they have no grasp on reality"}
+{"text":"elaborate"}
+{"text":"you are saying the exact opposite of what is true, without any explanation, as a way to mindfuck people intentionally feminism is NOTHING but misandry"}
+{"text":"the opposite of femininITY not feminISM"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"beautiful amazing. thank you. !!! <3"}
+{"text":"hi mr admin"}
+{"text":"hi"}
+{"text":"gleglin all over the place ohhhh"}
+{"text":"Go to party Meet an obvious repper The most feminine and cute faggot I've ever seen Go over to him and start chatting so that I can get his number Slowly become closer and eventually start dating First time fucking him Make sure to slip up and call him a woman and tell him how feminine he is He confesses he always wanted to be a woman Say that I would love her no matter what (pretend that forcing her to troon out isn't the plan) During her birthday, give her an estrogen vial \"B-but anon, I'm scared of needles!\" Do her injections every week She now depends on me to transition and estrogen makes her even more sensitive and weak Soon enough after enough drugs done together and intense sex, she'll be my perfect brainwashed tranny girlfriend Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm a chaser"}
+{"text":"real reppers don't look feminine and cute, otherwise they wouldn't bother repping. they look huge and manly and eventually start manmoding"}
+{"text":"Most young men in my country are faggots tho. I know a 5'6 homo who teaches philosophy and is incredibly thin and feminine as fuck."}
+{"text":"The thin and feminine men aren't the reppers though. Identify a repper by looking for a 6'+ with chad proportions but who acts meek and unintrusive"}
+{"text":"This but I know a cisf chaser who has forced her partner to start estrogen. I guess creating your own troon is more erotic than not ruining someone’s life and dating an actual tranny. Stop teasing me or I might have to steal you."}
+{"text":"Is it possible to make a transbian fall for a straight man?"}
+{"text":"A man could make me fall for him but it never has and never will work out long-term."}
+{"text":"WHY"}
+{"text":"Highly unlikely. Almost every tranny is inherently gynesexual so it's more likely a straight trans girl falls for a tranny"}
+{"text":"Don't like the sex, the presumptiveness and toxicity. Men often try to minimize the effort they put into you especially after they feel that they've won you over. They try to be very assertive but fail to communicate in the process, and it honestly feels like emotional blackmail because I know that if I say no to them it'll just hurt their feelings which I'm increasingly happy to do. Sometimes men dont feel this way but in that case it's usually their idea of you that they are trying to please and not you. I'm aware they also are likely to use grand gestures while being out of touch emotionally but I've only gotten this one from unusual women. In general they've been annoyingly patronizing."}
+{"text":"Hn Neath"}
+{"text":"trans girls of r/tttt what was your worst sexual/intimate experience?"}
+{"text":"Are you a fucking pooner? The guy didn't get raped, he did what any man would do and fought off the attacker, preventing rape. Actually respectable for a tuna poona."}
+{"text":"oh no i need to make my girlfriend cum too??? rape!! you're literally raping me right now by wanting to cum too!!"}
+{"text":"be stupid babytransbian twinkhon who had never had a relationship before take time off and travel 8 hours by train to stay with new discord gf she's 6'3 and not on HRT yet but that's okay because i can see this hon for the woman she is inside!!!! get picked up by her and her roommate im shorter and noticeable more feminine than both of them they take me to a restaurant, we eat, i feel like a faggot the whole time i pay for all 3 of us we drive home suck her dick as soon as she takes me back to her bedroom swallow get sucked in return but don't cum fall asleep eventually wake up lonely wander downstairs looking for gf Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"When i was a femboy, 19 Gave a \"straight\" guy at a Uni dorm head. He groped was fine until he finished. Then he had a panic attack. Made a joke about me giving 'mind-breaking head'. Talk to him a bit later its like 2am, wear something cuter. Skirt, Lace tank top, light cardigan, wait in a park in mid winter for 1 hour. 2 hours. Dawns coming. Get a text. Find out what happened. His gf caught him. She doesn't know if i'm a girl or guy. I start heading home and car pulls up in front of me and she gets out. Cis, Early 30's. Threatens me, and is upset to learn that I'm a guy. She breaks up with him on the spot. Guy deadstares me like its my fault."}
+{"text":"ill give the obviously worse one too cause duh tho year and a half later. Have an internship 20 year old tranny 6 months hrt, boymoder. have work friends, and one (28) has kinda acted like an older brother. He can probably tell somethings up, has compared me looking like my sister before. work friends and i, 2 cisf, myself, 5 cism go to a mini vacay during this set of conferences. have fun during the day the evening, we go to this bar. im the youngest, so 'older brother' friend buys me drinks, plus work culture. Hes designated driver so Drink 8 drinks. At 20. Not an alcoholic. On early HRT. Totally drunk and spacing out. No motor coord He places his hand on my inner thigh and starts groping it try to move it but hes stronger and keeps doing it. Trying to tell him discreetly to stop he doesnt. go to bathroom Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone know when there will be a mod out to give Amelia a dick? I like romancing her on most playthroughs but it would be better if she was a tranny"}
+{"text":"who is this Amelia character? what is she from?"}
+{"text":"A new British dating sim where you save Europe"}
+{"text":"implying she doesn't already have one"}
+{"text":"right? like I had the same shade of purple hair in Uni. These Chuds are down bad for a manic pixie daydream"}
+{"text":"Did you lure a chud bf into fighting for the future of the white race?"}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"He's kinda cute, and he's a nerd? Gloves has competition.... Even his hat is cooler..."}
+{"text":"autistic fat pokemon nerd Dood has potentional Breeding is interesting..."}
+{"text":"i watched the video. tbhon i was moreso interested about the interaction and thought it was wholesome this lil \"autistic\" dood is obviously a pooner who isn't even on T and yet the whole comment section is calling her \"he\"? i assume normgroids do this is to avoid being disrespectful. if this poon was called a \"she\" given the fact that he's already autistic, i think he'll take it to heart and cry about it for the rest of the day. for convenience sake, it's just easier to refer to these 'dens with their preferred pronouns than deal with their tantrums"}
+{"text":"He clearly wants to he called he/him so what's the issue here? I call people by their preferred names because they asked me to and calling them a different name for no reason is rude, so I also call people by their preferred pronouns because not doing so is rude?"}
+{"text":"Why havent you asked her out yet nona?"}
+{"text":"i did but she has a cold right now"}
+{"text":"I told her I was in love with her and she asks me to come over multiple times a week :)"}
+{"text":"I told her i love her for the first time during an arguement anf now she doesnt talk to me anymore :("}
+{"text":"I did, she calls me her big sis now"}
+{"text":"I can't read Japanese"}
+{"text":"I don't moan when I orgasm, is that a turn off to chasers?"}
+{"text":"feminism is a toxic radioactive dustheap of misandry"}
+{"text":"men rape, enslave, murder, and mutilate women for thousands of years then they wonder why women hate them"}
+{"text":"women are good bois dey dindu nuffin"}
+{"text":"That is exactly what masculinity is, though."}
+{"text":"Masculinity is Dragon Ball Z. If you're a trans \"man\" and can't appreciate the depth of being a scholar, you'll never truly be a man."}
+{"text":"It's not such a big tell with the state of men now, but trans men have no idea what manhood is."}
+{"text":"polska gurom"}
+{"text":"Babes, I swear, she fine hon, why she always lyin', though? Tellin' me she 'phoric, when she know that's phlogiston, She got a clocky friend look like Contrapoints Got a passoid friend look like Contrapoints"}
+{"text":"remember, she's based"}
+{"text":"she's somewhat right but leftism just rots all rational cognition. you can see it in her recent videos as well t. lib"}
+{"text":"hontra's bussy after toob finished with it"}
+{"text":"She's right but she's also a cunt about it. Let people have their feelings, don't go all reddit r/TipsFedora on it."}
+{"text":"It was one (1) rape, not even that bad of a rape, and it happened like a decade ago. Also Contra is a washed-up dopehead, so does it really matter? Remember, trans optics hinge on the most prominent trans women in the UK being squeaky clean."}
+{"text":"Why did they hondosed her? Suffers from GD and receive 0 hormones. Cause ID crisis Creates delusional personas including a repper murders her entire family."}
+{"text":"I'm still on chapter 1 and i love battler I'm more interested in the supernatural stuff. I wonder what Ryukishi read as his source material"}
+{"text":"its what every forced repper should do"}
+{"text":"Cont. from"}
+{"text":"I'm a zoomer too but on the older end I graduated like 6 years ago, guy's on his 2nd year I don't really *do* much with him desu, at the very least we're going out drinking this weekend"}
+{"text":"i think sophomores still got time to think about their future career prospect"}
+{"text":"I'm just tryna help him because I know folks in the industry he's in, I can help put in a good word for him and all that Told him he can't depend on his cute looks alone and then he went silent Aiyaa..."}
+{"text":"this tiny pervert... i hate these quests"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"said \"you're my favorite moid\" to my boyfriend and he got really mad"}
+{"text":"How do I gauge whether a troon likes being called sissy faggot or not?"}
+{"text":"My favourite faggy princess. 100% of troons like being called fag, especially while you're up in it, 0% like being called sissy."}
+{"text":"moid and foid feel like pg13 slurs idk why he would get mad about that tho"}
+{"text":"maybe bad advice but the troon i used to date really liked sexism lol like if u said derogatory things about women to her she fucked with it"}
+{"text":"you are not my boyfriend do not call me that"}
+{"text":"I don't care how big or small, white tranny gocks are the prettiest and most feminine looking. In the best way. They're not stumpy garden gnome women they're fucking godesses."}
+{"text":"unfortunately :("}
+{"text":"The father is probably crying"}
+{"text":"No, but what r we supposed to do, I don't think we're more or less dysphoric, should we just rope cus we'll allways be horses or"}
+{"text":"the father is recieving a monthly check from his sons prostitution to be able to afford food"}
+{"text":"Pichu doesn't pass."}
+{"text":"Gee I wonder which jewhon is >anonymously defending Pichu Could it be....Pijew himself? Nobodys surprised"}
+{"text":"I don't know if this thread is full of degenerate chasers, or jealous transfem crab buckets, but it totally works."}
+{"text":"What now Pichu It works how Are you finally going to kys"}
+{"text":"I'm not pichu, but ur cringe af"}
+{"text":"Stfu"}
+{"text":"31 yr old transgirl here, been transitioning since 23. Dated 4 trans girls back to back, literally all of them abused me physically and emotionally, flirted with some trans-mascs, they got obsessed and tried to take control of me. Dated 2 cis girls both cheated on me. I think I wanna date a cis guy even tho im not into them because they're no drama. I feel like a core experience of straight women is barely being attracted to their husband and then breadcrumbing attention and affection to the guy when they financially support and fuck them right so that's prolly gonna be my life. Fuck the LGBT community y'all aint shit."}
+{"text":"a core experience of straight women is barely being attracted to their husband and then breadcrumbing attention and affection to the guy when they financially support and fuck them Yes, have you ever listened to women talk about their boyfriends or husbands? Women don't see men as humans, just living ATMs."}
+{"text":"cis guys no drama Are you retarded?"}
+{"text":"cis men are no drama Hahaha haha good luck sis :)"}
+{"text":"31 yo 7 years hrt \"trans girl\" Why do we do this?"}
+{"text":"back to back how does this happen, do you just dump one then are instantly on the prowl"}
+{"text":"post your bingos"}
+{"text":"small forehead? how is that a masculine feature?"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"I love depraved and degenerate boymoders"}
+{"text":"Fine, I'll bite. I'll do these."}
+{"text":"t passoiid"}
+{"text":"i turn 25 this year and ive never been in a relationship . i started hrt in my late teens and basically went through my entire transition alone except for posting a lot on line and being made fun of a shit ton. i dont have any friends or anything like that. how am i supposed to live a normal life? is it just over?"}
+{"text":"could be worse. I'm 36 and the only relationship I was ever able to get in my adult life was after detransitioning."}
+{"text":"are you not a passoid? if you're not then yeah it's probably over, unless surgery can fix you and you have the money for it. the tranny life is pointless we only exist to suffer. we're dysfunctional organisms, like pugs."}
+{"text":"But I love trannies"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"i got my boyfriend at 25 but now im bitter about not getting to be a whore, i just want to be hot"}
+{"text":"I want to eat a trans girl's butthole out. I'm tranny butt deficient."}
+{"text":"all the typical tranny enclaves are already too expensive and are clearly only going to get worse and worse. i think we should all agree on a cheap city in one of the states we're allowed to be in and go there en masse to form a new bohemia. i vote for buffalo new york: basically the new detroit, close to the border if we have to bail, and we still get that sweet ny healthcare"}
+{"text":"where should I go if I want a transbian gf who will call me her pet but not in the cringe portland puppycule way I just want a caring authoritative gf sigh..."}
+{"text":"central Washington, way cheaper than Seattle/Portland, relatively centrist in the bigger cities, lots of other trannies that can't afford Seattle or work in the datacenters"}
+{"text":"also the Washington State legislature is 100% controlled by Seattle so progressive laws are a lock and the state is very aggressive in its pro-trans policies (discrimination, college grants, mandating all insurances operating within the state provide really good trans benefits)"}
+{"text":"chicago"}
+{"text":"Dont all the mormons bother you? T. Flagstaff"}
+{"text":"i sound worse voice training every singular day"}
+{"text":"Rest your voice, actors and singers get tired too"}
+{"text":"yeah did not rralize you were doin carl voice and that was my only sample. i was like oh no"}
+{"text":"Fourth Reich has arrived"}
+{"text":"Looking as brown as would be expected"}
+{"text":"is this in argentina?"}
+{"text":"this is funny chz im imagining \"hey man put that camera away\""}
+{"text":"no way what i hope this is true this sounds incredible in june 2023 so it’s almost been three years"}
+{"text":"in june 2023 so it’s almost been three years what age did you start?"}
+{"text":"i’m 25 so at 23"}
+{"text":"Fatmaxing gives you boobs and wider hips (that's the whole point) which becomes impossible to mask eventually."}
+{"text":"oh i fucking hope so"}
+{"text":"i started hrt when i was 19"}
+{"text":"Cute face made for hairy greasy mens farts"}
+{"text":"I would PAY to see soph get dicked down by daddy"}
+{"text":"sir..."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"and yet, every time he posts, you retards shower him with replies and (You)s hence he keeps doing it"}
+{"text":"“Wow, trans men are truly men”"}
+{"text":"Haha lmao"}
+{"text":"hot plaps in transboi cunny"}
+{"text":"I don't see this person as a man"}
+{"text":"transmen are our secret weapon against the matriarchy like the maud’dib from dune, they will lead us to freedom from the matriarchs"}
+{"text":"See the quality of the nudes posted on ftm-centric porn subreddits and compare to how women take their nudes."}
+{"text":"What is the boymoder anthem?"}
+{"text":"no idea but we hsts have broom people by the mountain goats"}
+{"text":"Advanced terfery"}
+{"text":"*rises!*"}
+{"text":"Why did God make taking dick from trans women so much more enjoyable than most other activities found on earth?"}
+{"text":"You got me"}
+{"text":"Anons need to stop saying things like that. I was scared to bottom for my gf for so long because I read here that it makes you a tranny. Nothing bad happened it just made us closer."}
+{"text":"I was incredibly closs to being dicked down by a cute and hot mtf, I even bought birth control. I let my insecurity get in the way and now I dont speak to her and i feel horrible. I don't ever want to be insecure again"}
+{"text":"feels good man"}
+{"text":"maybe you need to stop taking ques on sex from the severely sexually dysfunctional?"}
+{"text":"why do trannies behave exactly like gay flamers?"}
+{"text":"flamers with long hair are women"}
+{"text":"who is your picrel he looks chill"}
+{"text":"knock it off"}
+{"text":"www.yzzerdd.com? He's not chill."}
+{"text":"= transgender ideology"}
+{"text":"I called my mom an AGP and she kicked me out of the basement. This emergency winter shelter blows."}
+{"text":"based, thank you for being a martyr for us all"}
+{"text":"she fucking is I caught her on the pet cam we installed to watch out cat when we go to Disney and she has this fucking red silk lingerie thing on and she's strutting around our house like its a Victoria's Secret runway. She kept saying \"out!\" and I would reply WHORE each time. Kinda satisfying but shitty now."}
+{"text":"incel thread"}
+{"text":"so?"}
+{"text":"NEED a (white) tranny to breed my hairy hole"}
+{"text":"barely white though"}
+{"text":"are eastern europeans white enough"}
+{"text":"more than fucking sicilians you have to weed out the overly mongoloid and turkoid eastern europeans on a case by case basis doe"}
+{"text":"so i guess balkaners are mostly a no go"}
+{"text":"did you not read it depends if they are WHITE yes, if they are asian or brown steppe primitives NO"}
+{"text":"Ass2ass for men. I wanna see them going, ass2ass for men (irl)."}
+{"text":"the fartsnatch returns"}
+{"text":"elaborate"}
+{"text":"Ass2ass Impotent humping?"}
+{"text":"I want to witness lesbians shoving a double sided dildo in their butts mutually for the pleasure of men watching them."}
+{"text":"Have you ever considered just not using pronouns?"}
+{"text":"Yes. it makes everyone sound retarded saying the entire name every time."}
+{"text":"the being which is the one typing the current reply does not use pronouns. however, the decision of said being to avoid the use of all pronouns has lead to some confusion in the being's social interactions."}
+{"text":"The japanese do that. They also eat natto. It may be related."}
+{"text":"natto is just practice for sucking dick"}
+{"text":"Disphoria doesn't exist, you're all making it up. You don't think you're a woman, you don't want to be a woman, nobody thinks you're a woman, least of all other trannies. You're all sick in the fucking head. Real women despise you more than anything else in the world. You're all incels. Disgusting hateful fucking maniacs. Stop it."}
+{"text":"Bait used to be believable"}
+{"text":"no it didnt"}
+{"text":"Calm down timmy tough knuckles"}
+{"text":"trans women are men playing make believe"}
+{"text":"If you lined up trans women, lying down, across the train tracks, spaced out every 10 ft, how many trans women on the tracks would it take to stop a freight train that was going 60 mph without using the brakes at all?"}
+{"text":"6000 tons"}
+{"text":"God help me you all are retarded as shit. You haven't given me the speed of the train or anything like the braking efficiency or number of cars and all I get is some lame ass random mass number at the end here.... sigh.... Calculating the exact number of human bodies required to stop a speeding train is a complex physics problem involving numerous variables beyond simple mass and velocity. A precise, real-world equation is not feasible due to the unpredictable nature of collision dynamics, material failures, and the physical properties of human bodies under extreme stress Mathematical Variables to Account ForThe calculation would require accounting for variables related to the train, the human bodies, the interaction between them, and the environment. Mass of the train (kg or lbs) Initial speed of the train (m/s or mph) Average mass of a human body (kg or lbs) The number of human bodies Desired stopping distance (m or ft) Coefficient of friction between the train's wheels and the track (varies significantly with conditions like water, snow, etc.) The force applied by the train's internal braking system, which is a major factor in stopping a train and would be acting concurrently with the collision forces The force generated during the impact and subsequent deformation of the train's front (e.g., the cowcatcher) and the bodies themselves. This is highly variable and difficult to model precisely. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You haven't given me the speed of the train I literally said 60 mph"}
+{"text":"saw train and just wanted to share"}
+{"text":"cute tren"}
+{"text":"Once upon a time, in a faraway land A young prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired The prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind But then, one winter's night An old beggar woman came to the castle And offered him a single rose In return for shelter from the bitter cold Repulsed by her haggard appearance The prince sneered at the gift And turned the old woman away But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances For beauty is found within And when he dismissed her again Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ashamed of his monstrous form The beast concealed himself inside his castle With a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world The rose she had offered Was truly an enchanted rose Which would bloom until his twenty-first year If he could learn to love another And earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell Then the spell would be broken If not He would be doomed to remain a beast for all time As the years passed He felled into despair and lost all hope Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"up"}
+{"text":"i just paid the deposit for FFS, its the most money ive ever spent in one transaction. from what i was told during the consultation i expect to schedule it like a year out but im so excited my skin is buzzing im gmi girls"}
+{"text":"Grats nona"}
+{"text":"where did you go"}
+{"text":"keojampa"}
+{"text":"w nona ygmi"}
+{"text":"you really are gna make it he is the goat"}
+{"text":"I am going to be. Lord, give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference. It will be fine."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive myself for my mistakes. I am willing to forgive myself for my mistakes. I forgive myself for my mistakes. I see my mistakes as opportunities for learning discernment and patience. I thank life for giving me opportunities to become more wise and accepting."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive my parents. I am willing to forgive my parents. I forgive my parents. I see my parents as my teachers and my guides. I thank life for giving me such good teachers for my development. As flawed as they are as so am I."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive those who have hurt me. I am willing to forgive those who have hurt me. I forgive those who have hurt me. I see the hurt I have suffered as an opportunity to learn compassion. I thank life for giving me a spirit that is forgiving and compassionate."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to let go of my pain and suffering. I am willing to let go of my pain and suffering. I let go of my pain and suffering. I see my pain and suffering as places where my heart is open and alive. I thank life for endowing me with a sensitive, open heart."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to let go of the limitations of my past. I am willing to let go of the limitations of my past. I let go of the limitations of my past. I see my past as what needed to happen for me to become me. I thank life for allowing me to be me through my past."}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"I do not want to cheat. I want to treat my gf right or not have one at all. leddit Thanks but no thanks. Wish conversion therapy was easily available for adults."}
+{"text":"Explains my luck with apps. Not like I have much choice since family is freaking out over me not having any relationships. If only they weren't on reddit. I think people like this only really exist online though."}
+{"text":"page 9 bump"}
+{"text":"boymoder went on vacation for a month because classes done for winter break come back and find out my mother wanted to be \"helpful\" and \"cleaned my room\" (went through every nook and cranny and reorganized everything) have a mini heart attack wondering if I did not secure things properly (ehhhh in the end I had a few needles lying around but whatever) thank fuck I am assured that my inside paranoid ass stored the girl clothes and stuff in between the walls in a lockbox so I'm safe I can't wait to get the fuck out of here and have my own privacy"}
+{"text":"my dad did that sometimes in my late teens. He'd be like hey i cleaned your room while you were gone, meanwhile he doesn't even clean his own room he just wanted to have a stickybeak i don't know if the joke was on him or me though because he definitely would've seen my box of dildos that was in one of my drawers at the time"}
+{"text":"How do you know then?"}
+{"text":"why do parents do this then they get indignant after they see your girlclothes and dildo like you did something wrong, bitch you went through the fucking secret drawer to find it while I was away, doesn't anyone respect privacy?"}
+{"text":"Because the real crime is discovering your child is a disgusting tranny"}
+{"text":"in my case I'm pretty sure it's cause my dad thought that since I was a tranny I MUST be secretly doing hard drugs. i barely even drink but y'know."}
+{"text":"i really REALLY wish i was born a girl but i don't think i am a girl just feels like a weird spot to be in i'm really clearly malebrained- even if i'm so much more feminine than every single guy i know idk i guess i'm just gay ig???"}
+{"text":"thanks doc i'll kill myself first thing tomorrow morning"}
+{"text":"you're just plain gay and that's okay. there are feminine men around the world who have male brained interests. otherwise, get yourself checked for gender dysphoria. end of discussion"}
+{"text":"local bisexual / autosexual has tranny thoughts surprise, surprise"}
+{"text":"You can still try to be a girl"}
+{"text":"Wanting to be effeminate and look more like a girl is trans. I think some of us are just pragmatic enough to know you are never going to pull it off perfectly. I like to voice train, look cute, but know parts of my body like height and shoulders gives myself away. At the same time I love my changes, the labels I put on myself dont really matter that much to me. I like being called a woman and wish I was, while also putting in effort to not be a hon. But in my heart of hearts I know im more like some radical fag. The trouble is there isnt anything else that I want. I am probably dysphoric, it just doesn’t torture me like most people, because I hate feeling miserable all the time"}
+{"text":"I no longer crave tttt and crossgender media Thought that I will leave this place for good, and finally be a normal man Had crossdreaming experience, was a tr*nny in it this time Help me break free of this place anons, I am so close to being normal"}
+{"text":"Start hrt. A life of repping is worthless"}
+{"text":"I need to go to work but every day without fail I visit this board to view HRT results Shit man this tranny thing is much much harder to quit than my porn and video game addiction (both took less than 2 weeks to quit) But I have an insane resolve, given that the above 2 are not easy to quit, and surely I can do something with my crazy tenacity (the level of a Soulslike player)"}
+{"text":"Help me break free of this place anons close ur eyes"}
+{"text":"stop repping retard"}
+{"text":"thinking about naked cuddling with men where we rub our penises together"}
+{"text":"this is how the olympics was created"}
+{"text":"starting a fire together is a beautiful thing"}
+{"text":"our penises haha yeah yeah >_>\""}
+{"text":"Good thing the place is in the middle of the forest!"}
+{"text":"Sweet release of death, finally. I'm sold."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm shooting inside any Anon that sneak in my bed"}
+{"text":"I'll be monitoring these threads, you glorious faggots."}
+{"text":"Becoming a pony is the only way to redeem yourself Well, how the tables have turned"}
+{"text":"I haven't read anything before this part but yes, whoever this Jeff is, he desperately needed to become a pony and has gone a long way towards redeeming himself already."}
+{"text":"She's got my vote!"}
+{"text":"Unicorns also age like Asians, they look 25 until they’re 75, then they look 120"}
+{"text":"Bro your literally 40 But my Vinyl!Mom still gots it! She's-...She's hip and with it!"}
+{"text":"Yeah, like what you see? It can- Oh shit, the cops, be cool be cool!.. *Ahem* Ahah, yeah, so just uh keep going straight and make a left to get back on the highway and..Alright they're gone, so you wanna drop the bass or what?"}
+{"text":"You are not morning people are you? Throw some rockstar in that Irish coffee, man."}
+{"text":"I unfortunately don't wake up until afternoon. I blame wintertime."}
+{"text":"Doug Bowser literally who niggerfaggot, no where as noticable as the actual niggermutt president known as Reggie"}
+{"text":"idk some nintendo guy with the name bowser"}
+{"text":"Sweetie Belle's drawing of Rarity is super cute. I wish I had a little sister to draw cute pictures of me."}
+{"text":"guy who oversaw nintendo embracing phone gaming I'm not sure this is a good sign."}
+{"text":"What's his waifu?"}
+{"text":"I still can't believe he did this"}
+{"text":"Just go search little cheese and rape and scroll until you see the brown faggot it cannot be that hard I've seen like 8 people ask for it"}
+{"text":"Discussion about Kino Life. I can't believe he said those things about KINO Life of all things."}
+{"text":"oc:copper plume, li'l cheese, rape No results found"}
+{"text":"People who don't know People who know"}
+{"text":"It is possible whoever was saying that mixed up li’l Cheese and Lily Pad."}
+{"text":"Sledding Edition Welcome to Safe Foal Work, a thread for wholesome discussion and appreciation of your favorite fillies and colts! We're into winter proper and there's tons of fun to be had. What winter activities would your favorite foal get up to? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Definitely not. Please look after the Bloom, she's had a very bad night."}
+{"text":"I always knew they were fans of Donkey Kong Country."}
+{"text":"i love that background"}
+{"text":"We love scenery porn, don't we folks?"}
+{"text":"I discovered /aie/ this year and I'm having a blast with the much improved tagging and system of organization, unlike SOME recurring threads."}
+{"text":"So has Luna, but she thinks they're kinky."}
+{"text":"Viva Generalissimo Sprout! Venezuela will be guided into a new prosperous era by General Sprout and his High Advisor Mommy- I mean Phyllis!"}
+{"text":"I read a ponypaste where a pony mauls and eats his corpse."}
+{"text":"(I have never watched an episode of the show) but why, what the fuck are you doing here then?"}
+{"text":"2026 Derpy Thread! Derpy 2026 Edition!"}
+{"text":"cute robot mare"}
+{"text":"Let's have a Lyra thread. Post minty mare. Bonus for snow or winter."}
+{"text":"whatever your opinion of satyrs, Lyra makes a cute mom."}
+{"text":"i love my marewife"}
+{"text":"“Eh, kinda. Getting ahold of loved ones is a lower priority than keeping them alive, so it’s not that weird to have the urgent stuff done before any family shows up. There's a private room reserved for breaking bad news to families. Well, ostensibly it’s for meetings the like, but that’s what it ended up being used for. Keeps them out of sight, stops them making a scene. It was quite cozy and warm, tastefully decorated, doesn’t really fit in with the rest of a hospital at all. It always felt weird, maybe a bit creepy to me. Maybe that’s just because of how out of place it was? I kept the poor bastard alive through multiple crashes, but finally his brain just quit. Anyway, it was well past my normal quitting time by then.. Normally I avoided that area because it always seemed to radiate grief, but my normal path was blocked by… something, I don't remember what, that's not what stuck with me. Even through the heavy doors and sound dampening, the tormented wailing…” Rarity began dabbing your face with a handkerchief. You hadn't noticed you were crying. “I opened the door.” You pull Rarity close, squeezing just a bit too tight. She looks up at you with a worried and sympathetic gaze as you let out a mirthless chuckle. ”I think I was going to tell them to shut up. I had a splitting headache by then, and the noise was annoying me and- and-” *sniff* “I couldn’t yell at them. They were in enough pain.” ”Oh, master…” You think her eyes are watering a bit, too. It’s hard to tell. Everything’s blurry at the moment. “I still think of my patients as meat, you know. That didn't really change, somehow I'm still numb to that part. Maybe I’m just used to it? I like Twilight, but even when she was on the table it felt just like a practice cadaver. I mean, sure, it was high pressure and all that, but the fact that I might never talk to her again didn’t really hit me until after I was done. Something about that just doesn’t feel entirely real. But… their families and friends. They're real. The fear that Shining might lose his sister, Flurry might lose her aunt, that you might lose your friend- I'm sorry. I need a bit to collect myself for a bit.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She restrained herself before tackling him, saving him another series of bruises, in addition to potentially cracked ribs. “I’m okay.” ”Your eye is gone!” “No, it’s just covered in a bandage.” ”Your skull’s been split open!” “It’s just a lump, dear.” ”Your neck- well, okay, that’s completely untouched.” Shining Armor gave her a pat on the back in the hopes of calming her as he stepped into his home, half of his head covered in lightly stained gauze. ”They said there were gunshots!” “Yeah. Mine.” Her eyes went wide. He sat down on the couch with a groan. “I got jumped by… something. I thought I was seeing things at first- just stood there like an idiot while it closed in on me and bashed me over the head- some kind of- of mass made of crescents? It was huge, towering at least three feet taller than me… why do we measure stuff in feet?” It’s strange what the mind can fixate on when shaken. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cadence let out a pained noise, clearly unhappy by the prospect of moving on from the monstrous unseeable thing that had attacked her husband. ”Shouldn’t we be trying to find out more about that thing?” “I’m going to contact Princess Celestia in the morning to see if she knows anything useful. Meanwhile, I’ve got half the Empire ordered to keep the eyes open and keep their distance. We have to deal with the problems we can solve, not worry about the ones we can’t. Besides, if we know how Anon got in the mess, we might get some clues on who’s involved.” Cadence took a few deep breaths to try and calm herself before nodding curtly and sitting down on the floor in front of her husband. “Now’s not the time for that.” ”That’s not what I’m- I’m just worried.” Both of them were. ”Well, I looked into it. Applejack’s tip about legal trouble checks out. He’s not a felon, but he is a criminal.” “But he got a visa to enter Equestria. There’s no way Princess Celestia would let just anyone in.” She’s keeping the human population under 1 in 10,000, citing concerns of equine erasure. “She can absolutely afford to be picky, given there are billions of them.” ”I’m not sure how he got approved. Maybe Princess Celestia knew something we don’t? He’s pretty good at his job, maybe she just thought it was worth the risk.” ”He’s not good, He’s amazing. That’s a problem.” “Hm?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"”You’ve read his ledger. He does well by Crystal empire standards.” “Doing well in a destitute retrograde fossil of a civilization- didn’t he come from one of their richest superpowers?” ”Yes, yes he did. Speaking of, I then learned that the country he came from has some sort of shortage of medical workers- or rather, that ALL of them have that problem constantly.” “I would make it extremely difficult for such a valuable asset to leave if there was a shortage…” ”It’s not illegal, but they make it hard.” “Okay! And he’s made it pretty clear that he needs to make a living, so it’s not CHARITY that brings him here… So it doesn’t make ANY sense at all for him to be here, then. Was this information hard to find?” ”I couldn’t have done it without Howlite’s help. Apparently, she had a bad feeling about him and was already doing some digging of her own.” “The only useful senator…” “Yeah. You haven’t asked what he did.” He managed to suppress a pitiful whine. Just barely. “I don’t want to find out that my friend is some kind of evil freak.” ”Assault and battery. He must have had a really good lawyer because he only spent a few months in jail.” … Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bump for reading."}
+{"text":"I like TwiPie"}
+{"text":"AI clopfic in the feature box (the main box, not the update slots this time)"}
+{"text":"Have you read some TwiPie lately?"}
+{"text":"Someone wrote me one that I read that was pretty good where Pinkie is afraid to love Twilight because that means she'll love her more than her other friends."}
+{"text":"Gimme!"}
+{"text":"Think about it"}
+{"text":"this joke lost its charm years ago. god this thread is such trash its nothing but bumps. where have the good times gone?"}
+{"text":"It's the Steam group's fault"}
+{"text":"the good times left when LD and p*** got banned"}
+{"text":"gmares is laughing at us, bros..."}
+{"text":"Congratulations on winning the election Anon, you are now Ponyville sheriff"}
+{"text":"the jail is your house Anon, no, that was her plan all along!"}
+{"text":"There's no way she'll find being cuffed and blindfolded hot."}
+{"text":"time to bring peace to this shithole town"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah."}
+{"text":"So you want somepony to believe in? Believe in me. Believe in that there sign. Cause as long as it still hangs…we got hope!"}
+{"text":"Chrysalis probably is remaining willfully ignorant as possible. A difficult task with how brazen Adagio's punishment is becoming. But I bet her sisters tease her about it all the time. When the girls were younger, Chrysalis would boast about her eldest's maturity and how she was dominating the little ones early, early on. Luckily Aria is winning some of that back on her own. Lucky indeed, since Aria is so headstrong and independent. She's less interested in competing with the other girls than Adagio was at some point, since she just takes what she wants anyway, but managed to cement herself at the top through her attitude and, of course, her superior development. Gives her a place to belong, now that she's out of the running. It's a kindness, really. Probably. Adagio will get pretty depraved the more she is denied. A never ending downward spiral. I suppose that's why it's important to let her give herself at least some relief, to help keep her manageable. Only while she is servicing her superiors though, to reinforce good behavior."}
+{"text":"I’m going to hold her close for warmth while we sleep out under the stars together."}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"I miss you guys. You don't have to stay or even keep the thread alive beyond this single post. It's hard to let go but I feel one last one, on this particular day, might be permitted don't you think? Definitely NC --------- ... \"...\" Oh. \"Noooo...\" ... Would ya look at that... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No wonder Opaline was pissed, Celestia probably talked mad shit about her in that"}
+{"text":"There you go, Opaline found her Diary and probably has it on her. Turns out Celestia was talking mad shit about someone else but Opaline thought it was about her and thus eternal grudge. Pottery."}
+{"text":"Opaline ~~~~~ ONE THOUSAND PLUS YEARS, IN THE PAST! You know, I was probably just over-reading that expression. Who actually turns up their nose to someone? That's what you do in a play to over exaggerate. I'm gonna go there and clear this up right now! Seconds later, she finds the door to their abode locked. Huh, that's weird. And they're not answering. Oh no! What if they're mid-stroke or something, and they need help! Or they could've tripped and hit their head! Or any number of things! I need to save them! Justified breaking and entry, go! CRASH! \"Orrr they're not here and I just broke their window for no reason. Whoops. Well, best to just back out-oh look! A diary on the table! Wait, of course! This will surely clear up the misunderstanding from earlier! This isn't an invasion of privacy, it's the salvation to her inner thoughts. Let's just open to yesterday annnnnddd.... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And now I remember Caddy's Gangasta inner thoughts, and miss them all over again"}
+{"text":"I need to get laid.\" 50th thread, You 'member? I member. \"Try and take me away from me mom!\""}
+{"text":"lonely and sleepy dagifren"}
+{"text":"Cute op pic, never seen it before You say this every thread and I have yet to find a single FUCKER that dare disagree, so I don't think it's politically incorrect Als never seen these, very nice"}
+{"text":"Night night dazzlefans, I shall see you later"}
+{"text":"Sonata's face when she cuts the break lines to your car She tells you at the hospital: \"It's just a prank, bro! Adagio and Aria laugh at you when you tell them"}
+{"text":"good morning dazzlefan"}
+{"text":"It's not too late until it's eaten."}
+{"text":"I want to feel Celestia's warmth."}
+{"text":"go out and get some sun"}
+{"text":"don't we all?"}
+{"text":"Monster White Monster Red Bull"}
+{"text":"Starswirl is drinking Red Bull because he heard it gives you wings, but being a senior citizen he fails to understand that it's a marketing slogan and not a means to becoming an Alicorn."}
+{"text":"Glimmy's porn star body type in the credits"}
+{"text":"me when the symphony me when the symphony of destruction"}
+{"text":"What did notably gay man Tamers12345 mean by this"}
+{"text":"Requester here again, I'd actually the ponut and the vagina to be really small"}
+{"text":"Requesting a nude edit. Bushes appreciated. A piss version would also be based"}
+{"text":"Lol... This turns you guys on? no, but it turns my gf on and so to these boards I must go for new egq boobs"}
+{"text":"*threads"}
+{"text":"Make these bitches THICK"}
+{"text":"I really should draw Sunburst's mom with a big butt too."}
+{"text":"Nein!"}
+{"text":"how do i even start backgrounds let alone landscapes"}
+{"text":"set up an idea of what the perspective is and build on it. use references to get an idea of what to do"}
+{"text":"she's looking at you"}
+{"text":"It's too far gone. In what direction?"}
+{"text":"There is way too little in this fandom for some reason."}
+{"text":"into the toilet"}
+{"text":"I hate this framing."}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"Spike has cute feet."}
+{"text":"pretty hot anon, i like it"}
+{"text":"Well, not with that attitude."}
+{"text":"Well, Misty can't. The law of the cosmos demands that she never be allowed to fuck or cum, lest reality itself be obliterated at the most minute instance of her fucking or cumming."}
+{"text":"Not only is Misty not allowed to fuck or cum, but she also isn't allowed to experience the wonderful feel of cute, little dragon feet. Even Sparky's little toes, Misty isn't allowed to touch. Spike's feet were already way out of her league, but Sparky's are quite out of PISSty's league, too."}
+{"text":"Who's Misty?"}
+{"text":"pony posting has increased in all over the internet what's happening??"}
+{"text":"Oh god, the gachafags arrived at /mlp/"}
+{"text":"Lmao you ignorant clown shitbag You don't have a damn clue"}
+{"text":"You sure convinced me."}
+{"text":"You don't have a goddammed hint in the OCEAN you drugged out hippy moron"}
+{"text":"No u."}
+{"text":"pre bed filler"}
+{"text":"amgry"}
+{"text":"The expressions are great"}
+{"text":"Cute Bloom"}
+{"text":"Belly freckles are always nice"}
+{"text":"They're my favourite little detail here."}
+{"text":"Yeah this one turned out real good"}
+{"text":"She knows exactly what flying too close to the sun like that gets you lel An overload of cuteness is a very serious thing"}
+{"text":"rape"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Changelings can be cute but also demanding /wsg/6062446 You don't see the line of other changelings waiting for their turn"}
+{"text":"I've watched the episode where sunburst and starlight glimmer rekindle and I immediately thought \" I need that colt dick inside of me \" and I have only ever been like this towards the all mighty ponk. In short I think that we, yes we need a new sunburst thread. I think..."}
+{"text":"i would play banned from equestria again if he was the main character."}
+{"text":"thanks! thank you too. yeah well my idea was to create a rezzer of prims that reads out parameters for prims from a notecard and then rezzes all of them according to the laundry list of in the notecard"}
+{"text":"Ah I forgot about that function. Looks like it even takes a list And it returns the object's UUID, how convenient"}
+{"text":"I like that too but mostly because sometimes it feels like there are popens who seem kinda lost and then eventually find someone (who might also have seemed equally lost or even lonely) who they vibe with. For me all those interactions are really entertaining to witness in a slice of life kinda way similar to watching a comfy mlp episode even."}
+{"text":"I am Philip Linden's alt"}
+{"text":"So she's basically Mr House?"}
+{"text":"Kinda? Celestia is stuck in an isolated system with no way to message the outside world. All she can do is observe, at least until the very end of the fic when Pip finds the mainframe."}
+{"text":"My first thought was The Master from the first game desu"}
+{"text":"The Master was just some vault dweller that fell into a vat of FEV before going crazy. House deliberately plugged himself into a computer."}
+{"text":"Everything I've learned about FoE has been against my will."}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is the best pony to be friends with. Jumbo Don will always be here for anypony."}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is so well known that even a isolated pony from society knows his name."}
+{"text":"JUMBO DON!"}
+{"text":"Has anyone seen Twilight Sparkle? She's gone mad trying to find where Jumbo Don is, oh there she is above me!"}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is a pretty good friend of mine, yes."}
+{"text":"I wish I could telepathically communicate to Jumbo Don so we could talk more often"}
+{"text":"There, rince your eyes with this cutie!"}
+{"text":"very cute luna, thank you!"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's not new, but I always find her cute"}
+{"text":"\"Pff you younglings don't know how to seduce a mare. Watch, and learn.\" Moist geriatric mares ensue. And many hours of therapy."}
+{"text":"We all love a good cake!"}
+{"text":"Do NOT, under any circumstances fuck a bat pony. They are vile, horny creatures that will have dozens of your foals. Your entire neighborhood will be overrun with little bat foals if you entertain the idea. Keep your windows and doors locked, and do NOT leave any fruit out where they can see it. They WILL break into your house to try and claim you as their husband."}
+{"text":"Humans are big old dummies. They need a bat wife to tell them what's what."}
+{"text":"So what? My problem is with the Chiropterrans, not the batponies. Chiropterra is basically ISIS."}
+{"text":"Chiropterra is basically ISIS. Oh that's a EaW thing. Okay."}
+{"text":"Yeah. It's high-effort, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the MLP setting."}
+{"text":"Platonic shipping thread"}
+{"text":"best ponies"}
+{"text":"No g5 Mare Thread? Let's change that! (I'll do my best to bump it this time)"}
+{"text":"Despite being a \"fire alicorn\" how could we know Opalin is in fact fire proof?"}
+{"text":"That pic is logical."}
+{"text":"On opposite day."}
+{"text":"How can anyone siloke her?"}
+{"text":"I don't know how anybody can siloke in general."}
+{"text":"Post gay horses"}
+{"text":"I thought everyone did back then"}
+{"text":"The Flaw: Allure of Darkness its aspect a fun eccentric new way to attract more mares for the musician pony to have in his fold would benefit us greatly."}
+{"text":"Take it easy for today and go have some fun with Knifepoint at the beach and eat at someplace fancy she told us about."}
+{"text":"Take it easy and invite Knifepoint to a date, starting with the beach. May as well test the waters with how well we've been getting along. Also, grow Knifepoint with a mana point and make her our muse. Time to see what growth bonus she comes with and what the task is."}
+{"text":"(You) go back, faggot."}
+{"text":"Clothed while barefoot beats nudity always for me."}
+{"text":"I think girls would laugh at all the synonyms for naked. Anon said NUDE! Then you'd rattle off some other ones like unclothed, bare, disrobed, and she'd laugh before you'd ask if she wanted to put any of them into action."}
+{"text":"have they had sex in story yet or is it all BJs and foreplay?"}
+{"text":"faggot says the one requesting gay shit"}
+{"text":"\"Kiss me, my fool!\""}
+{"text":"Nah, I've got other mares to kiss"}
+{"text":"Neet mare kissing her Anon plushy."}
+{"text":"squishy freckled flanks VHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Post big tiddy Fluttershy"}
+{"text":"She's the type to have twins"}
+{"text":"I've given it careful thought, and while a twin pregnancy would be hotter, I'd rather have all single pregnancies for a greater total of pregnancy time."}
+{"text":"UNF"}
+{"text":"For a moment I thought this would be Rarity."}
+{"text":"hmm, show style do not mesh well with the manga style."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's either or. You can do ponies in anime style just fine tough."}
+{"text":"The fuck is this garbage? Where did you find this and why are you posting it?"}
+{"text":"\"Anon it's been so long since I've seen you! Come and give ol' Pinkie a big hug!\""}
+{"text":"ponk thread?"}
+{"text":"sure"}
+{"text":"Both"}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"Why did the writers make a bipolar, histrionic main character in a kids' cartoon?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I only accept the first 3 seasons as canon and treat alicorn Twilight as the end of the series. EG and later seasons are non-canon fanfiction. What option I should pick?"}
+{"text":"The last one should had been Orthodoxy thu"}
+{"text":"We need a version of this with twilicorn"}
+{"text":"None of the above but Catholicism is probably close to me. I believe all of MLP:FIM including the movie, Best Gift Ever, and Rainbow Roadtrip are canon, but not EQG, G5, the comics, or the novels. Canon does not automatically mean \"good\" btw"}
+{"text":"I wish someone had turned that pic into one of those mega jaw gigachad eyebrow memes. He already has the eyebrow pose for that"}
+{"text":"What? It was obvious, he is the autistic replacement!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Someday there'll be another Totally Legit Recap and the world will rejoice"}
+{"text":"Your waifu is always there for (You), through good times and bad. Listen to your heart. Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane. Thread Question (TQ): What dates will you celebrate with your Waifu in 2026? Got any plans for your anniversary? What is a waifu? What defines a waifu? Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth. How do you know if you have a waifu? When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal. Last thread: Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support."}
+{"text":"This still isn't your blog fluttroon"}
+{"text":"42967511 bitch about it some more, im sure that's working out for you."}
+{"text":"A birthday you say.."}
+{"text":"I want to get off of Discord's wild chaos ride, AAAAIIIIEEEE. Turns out, now that my wage cage is finally calming down and leaving more room for me to start my final thesis, it's too late to launch an experimental study because potential participants will either be panicking over exams or going on vacation now. Instead, I'll have to do an overview study, which also means I was essentially home hunting in the wrong city this whole time by assuming I'd have to show up on campus a lot. Luckily, I can't call this a rug pull because it should actually provide me with more flexibility in finding affordable housing in the area, and end up being less stressful overall by skipping the \"Oh my God, I need more study participants to show up or my data is fucking worthless!\" headache. Therefore, it does feel like \"The Rigger\", as I like to call a certain Noodle, pulled some strings. It's just, Discord is no genie. He doesn't provide what (I believe) I \"want\" - he instead sets me up for whatever experiences I \"need\" to make (for whatever reason). Chaos doesn't like explaining itself, does it. My abstract guardian spirit Discord, the one I'm kinda obliged to and who would give me hell for giving up on life, resembles the astrological Saturn and Pluto in his teaching methods: Swim or sink. My chill Discord tupper, on the other hand, is probably sipping crema de coco in Mexico and outright refusing to show up before I board my plane because he knows his premature return would derail everything, and he wouldn't do me dirty like that. He was last seen banishing me to the popcorn mines, and I really can't complain about my work. When I'm in pain, such as during that migraine the other day, I may not see or hear him like a separate entity to cheer me up, but I do sense he cares. He IS my waifu. He won't just abandon me when I don't perform. If anything, quite a few of my grievances are things that foster a deeper understanding and appreciation of things we have in common or set us apart. So I may not be drawing and glorifying my Noodle as much as I'd like, but whatever Noodles I will end up drawing shall draw from a deeper well of experience. But I also anticipate there will be moments of tension and conflict between us. We're talking about (a version of) Discord and his obnoxious admirer (me) here. Inside of me, there are two Noodles: One Noodle is hard. The other is soft. But only the middle ground between the two shall be called al dente."}
+{"text":"-BUT DON'T BOTHER RINGING IT UP CUZ IT'S FOR A DUCK!"}
+{"text":"Today is National Cheese Lovers Day"}
+{"text":"National Fiddler Crab Day National Crack In Sidewalk Appreciation Day National Day Day National National Day Day (National Day Ocelot) I do not once recall you listing a cool noteworthy day, unless you count the one(s) that were about something good like ice cream or something."}
+{"text":"You may fascinate a mare with a piece of cheese"}
+{"text":"Off pg9"}
+{"text":"4am bump!"}
+{"text":"Watch this watch this.. UH HEY DUMB MOONFAGS D-DON'T WAKE UP IF YOU'RE GAY PFFFTTT..."}
+{"text":"ZZZZZZZZ....."}
+{"text":"Will G6 be good?"}
+{"text":"I do hope it is made with AI just for the seethe that will be generated from such a reveal of aislop"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's not like it has any chance to be good so might as well enjoy the carnage this trainwreck will cause."}
+{"text":"Apparently it does because lauren made fim for everyone and it rocks and all the other gens, especially with g5 they really went after this, that the other gens are all for little girls and suck accordingly and Faust thought that wasn't fair to little girls and decided to upend literally everyone and everything to defiantly make fim which we are all here because of I want to remind you that especially for t5 the staff were aggressive this is for little girls blah blah blah and the little girls resented it"}
+{"text":"Lauren Faust made FIM for girls. She said it was supposed to be a show by and for girls. Faust only said that she made FIM for everybody after someone asked her what she thinks of bronies. However, the question was really aggressive and essentially asked her to confirm that she thinks bronies were retarded freaks. Because Faust is a good person, she instead said that she respects us and isn't even surprised that we enjoy her show because technically she made FIM for everybody but that was Lauren just being nice, FIM was made for little girls."}
+{"text":"Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below) This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now, Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related. All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either. Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater. However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere. Previous"}
+{"text":"They definitely all fucked Big Mac"}
+{"text":"brainded barbiefag"}
+{"text":"but I like when they play music"}
+{"text":"Why do they need to be in a band to do it? Everyone else just breaks into song whenever."}
+{"text":"Why would a group of friends passionate about music make a band? It is a mystery"}
+{"text":"previous thread: requests welcome as always"}
+{"text":"choco"}
+{"text":"Yummy"}
+{"text":"WIFE"}
+{"text":"Requesting Trixie"}
+{"text":"Trixie time"}
+{"text":"I love Milf Sunset"}
+{"text":"unf"}
+{"text":"30 years, considering equestria to eqg time difference"}
+{"text":"This guy draws the best hag Sunset"}
+{"text":"I love her expression"}
+{"text":"TOMBOY GF TOMBOY GF"}
+{"text":"wdym what"}
+{"text":"it doesn't have to be Sunset, does it?"}
+{"text":"Any tomboy is fine"}
+{"text":"Butt"}
+{"text":"Tax season is just a couple moons away. Remember to deduct your friends (new) and hug credits, Anonmares"}
+{"text":"Pre bed"}
+{"text":"Spent way too long on this because I can’t get the stupid horse face off of anon mare no matter how I try to re draw it but I am done with it. I need ideas on more stuff to practice with so throw some my way. If I can get my head wrapped around it you might see it in a week or so"}
+{"text":"It's very cute, Anonmare is so adorable! amazing work as usual drawfag!"}
+{"text":"love me anonmare extra horsey nice drawing anon"}
+{"text":"Just want to have a little chat."}
+{"text":"Stopping for the night. Have a good night or day!"}
+{"text":"Night, Pluto!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Kek that butt flash at the end. Little tart knows what he has."}
+{"text":"pony drinks suck ass compared to booze from your world takes a lot more to get wasted now Exact opposite of my headcanon. Ponies are herbivores, so their alcohol tolerance is going to be impressive, almost Irish. Maybe they are strong, but Anon doesn't notice because of how sweet they are. Ponies also like sweets, so their booze might be like drinking (drugged) candy."}
+{"text":"I usually go with salty. Salt licks."}
+{"text":"you and blue moon Bro I bet like, um, I bet like mares LOVE when colts sing to them. If it were me I'd bust out BOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOM DA DA DING DA DA DANG DING A DONG DING BLUE MOON BLUE MOON BLUE MOON DODO DODODOD MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON DODODODOD"}
+{"text":"Lunch break almost over, you survive till im home now"}
+{"text":"Winter Clothes Edition Help fillies stay warm! Previous Filly:"}
+{"text":"from page 10!"}
+{"text":"page 10? That's horseshit!"}
+{"text":"You can't escape Big Brian"}
+{"text":"OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!| IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!"}
+{"text":"butter cuddles"}
+{"text":"Call him toast the way that butter is melting"}
+{"text":"Lovemaking with AI mares! I have been paid £187.84 (after tax) today to lewd AI mares."}
+{"text":"In your opinion, which one is better? Opus 4 vs Sonnet 3.7 in terms of smarts, response variety and long RPs"}
+{"text":"From my memory: Smarts, long RPs Opus 4 Response variety 3.7, but it's not that good at it either. I remember liking 3.7's writing better too, but it's more subjective."}
+{"text":"Based How do I apply for your job"}
+{"text":"A firm handshake and 14 years of working your way up the corporate ladder"}
+{"text":"Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers. Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome. If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group? More importantly, have fun! Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004 Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You gotta run HOI4 through any proton version compatibility layer on steam (i use 10) (go to properties then select under compatibility) then make sure in the launcher you go to game settings and change the renderer from DirectX11 (or 9? not sure the default) to OpenGL. Also make sure you are ordering mods in the same order eaw -> player led peace -> state transfer tool."}
+{"text":"game?"}
+{"text":"suggesting this as next OP pic"}
+{"text":"Yap that'll do."}
+{"text":"True but she also portrayed as the most conservative"}
+{"text":"She deserved to win"}
+{"text":"Oh"}
+{"text":"It's more likely than you think."}
+{"text":"The sweetest Bon Bon out there."}
+{"text":"when you hear one of the 'h' words husbandos n' hayburgers"}
+{"text":"M*sty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise. Worse than Glimmer. Forced, not even in the g5 movie. One-note, always sad and crying. Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children. Replacing Fluttershy in the cancelled g6. Her existence drove a Nigerian underage to bully Andy Price with a Google Docs and racism accusations. What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate. Happy New Year."}
+{"text":"M*sty is offensively unsexy."}
+{"text":"M*sty is extremely autistic."}
+{"text":"Damn, hope you get your peak autism sorted out."}
+{"text":"I would guess she has at least heard her name They didn't even know who Twilight, an alicorn princess, is so RD (not Wonderbolts yet) would be a literal who to them. I really like how it's bit detached from them I like that too, but I'm kind of surprised we haven't seen the Wonderbolts yet. Maybe during the Grand Melee but I doubt it because they're hardly mentioned. Guess they're just some acrobatics division like the Blue Angels, even though they should be the best pegasi ever."}
+{"text":"Twilight, an alicorn princess [citation needed] But jokes aside, I think there was some indirect reference towards wonderbolts deep there somewhere, but it's been a while since I read it so I might be hallucinating it too."}
+{"text":"Maybe more of those lewds/nudes series he was doing with her years ago"}
+{"text":"her late great-grandmother How the hell did Cozy get pregnant while trapped in stone?"}
+{"text":"What, you thought she stayed locked up when Equestria fell?"}
+{"text":"Hag Cozy Glow"}
+{"text":"POST LINKIES SHE IS NOT STINKY"}
+{"text":"The keeper of the giant carrot"}
+{"text":"Who stole whose mane style?"}
+{"text":"We hope creators can give them a new image."}
+{"text":"If they haven’t by now then I’m not sure if they will"}
+{"text":"I don't know how long the work will take. But I already paid yesterday, so I'm just waiting for the artist to post the finished product on X."}
+{"text":"Well okay then"}
+{"text":"here you go, lazy anon"}
+{"text":"post shyest, meekest pony in Equestria"}
+{"text":"What if she gets jealous"}
+{"text":"Then she better cuddle me back so I know which marshmallow is the real one."}
+{"text":"This gun is for shooting the anons that keep letting the thread slide to pg9 or 10"}
+{"text":"It keeps happening."}
+{"text":"2026 edition - Happy New Year! Previous thread: Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, consider including ponk in your last will & testament"}
+{"text":"nope. i'm keeping this one"}
+{"text":"both retro and futuristic at the same time"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"We reached that time of the year again where everyone is constantly sick. That means it's time for another Redheart thread. Make sure to post pics of best nurse pone. For every pic, one happy mare gets nursed back to health."}
+{"text":"I would buy Redheart sanitizer if it were travel sized"}
+{"text":"You're not allowed to be happy. You can only suffer."}
+{"text":"Understandable, have a nice day."}
+{"text":"Some of the vandalism reversal tools in our arsenal can result in unexpected behavior. Thankfully, adding a tag fixed it."}
+{"text":"Alright, I think my trusty Dell R720XD is finally EOL and dying. Might be able to get it back when I come by the Datacenter since iDrac is also not responding. In any other case the archive will be gone for some time because I don't want to buy a new one right now with my own money. We'll see."}
+{"text":"I hope it's just a case of someone shutting the lid."}
+{"text":"I love the mascots and anons having meltdowns"}
+{"text":"I don't like any of your shitty normalfag ocs."}
+{"text":"Would you still love her if she was a worm?"}
+{"text":"hmm, sadly no, because she would be a >no-hooves than"}
+{"text":"Staple tapewoming mimosas to his penis"}
+{"text":"Disgusting normalworm creature. I would stomp her under my boot."}
+{"text":"Frankenfilly saving the day!"}
+{"text":"Cool DIY tank!"}
+{"text":"More frankenfilly pics plz"}
+{"text":"it's all good im glad to see somepony making sure those griffons dont get in"}
+{"text":"/)"}
+{"text":"anonfilly thread anonmare thread anonstallion thread anon in equestria thread Only missing one to complete the collection"}
+{"text":"Spying on Pinkie Pie!"}
+{"text":"pinkie got a nice ass"}
+{"text":"UNF"}
+{"text":"Pinkie Pie can sense Anoncolt spying on her from miles away thankfully she doesn't know why!"}
+{"text":"She might but since anon is a little colt she just think Anon is just curious about what she does."}
+{"text":"Floorb would either be manic and overaggressive or 150% timid and let anon set the style and pace. My guess is timid at first then, once she gets excited, the mania would set in and things would get messy."}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"why is her tongue so massive"}
+{"text":"It can only be code red."}
+{"text":"you are Rainbow Dash"}
+{"text":"With Scootaloo, she'll be the one to touch the sun first."}
+{"text":"No u"}
+{"text":"mweep"}
+{"text":"Don't be sad, other Rainbow Dash!"}
+{"text":"now I got the we are charlie kirk song but rainbow dash instead in my mind and its making me laugh"}
+{"text":"That's supposedly what Forgotten Friendship was about. Trixie reminding Sunset to be nice. She falls on it from time to time, like in the concert special."}
+{"text":"The reason I like Sunset's character so much is that she keeps succumbing to her natural flaws when she gets stressed out. It helps make her feel \"real\" to me since getting hit by the Rainbow Laser didn't just take away who she is as a pony. I compare her shown behavior with how the ponies are portrayed in that hate letter to the fans, you know, \"Fame and Misfortune\". Sunset feels consistent. Post-S5 ponies feel all over the place."}
+{"text":"she really does, but shego is spicy in a way that feels like it matches sunset more"}
+{"text":"yes, probably my first fictional crush (I wouldn't say waifu) and my fav show when I was a kid"}
+{"text":"Why cant they just be real?"}
+{"text":"In Equestria, mares naturally take the leadership roles, and stallions mostly follow. Would be kinda nice actually."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"That pic reminds me of when I tried to build one of those Tamiya 1:24 scale models and just ended up scraping the entire project into the trash."}
+{"text":"Moondancer is a cutie"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"Describe her aroma"}
+{"text":"such a rude mare"}
+{"text":"Evil"}
+{"text":"Flutterdash"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Aw"}
+{"text":"real"}
+{"text":"11 on martbox"}
+{"text":"bouncy bouncy!"}
+{"text":"that's just psi"}
+{"text":"I've watches it so many times, I listen to her sing every day"}
+{"text":"I have done the research, and supposedly a letter to Leafland costs $1.70 or 3 forever stamps ($0.78 each). Now I just need to go out to the post office to buy them and an envelope."}
+{"text":"Ohhh... So that's how a griffoff looks like!"}
+{"text":"Oh Rarity how I love the, Is it the finely styled mane, Or thy kind heart that has swooned me. When I think of you I can hardly stop myself, Would it were not so, That my love for you remain on a shelf. Your hoof in my hand, Mine love in thy heart, To be cherished on this blessed land."}
+{"text":"I've had a change of heart Pony Eros. Check your email inboxes"}
+{"text":"The Clopician PMV is called \"Mare-gasmic Fantastic,\" not \"Wet ass mares.\" Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't mind these otherwise but those lips look way too human and freaky."}
+{"text":"Too many shitty anthro His pony stuff is still good though. Furthermore his anthro videos are the best you're going to get. Even when he makes shit, it's polished shit. Do you unironically like show-accurate style clop? Yes. I would've added canaryprimary if he didn't add cringy male VA, striped shit, and fur faggotry."}
+{"text":"Although I respect the skill and talent involved, I still don't like he's non princess ponies. I'd love to see something like DJTHED minus the g% hooves. It'd also be great if he didn't hide the raw files behind a paywall."}
+{"text":"Not bad. I think a lot of people don't understand how hard it is to make a 3d models for the 2d ponies with shapes that flat out don't exist in 3d space. The faces always look off because the flash puppets don't map into a single 3d model. That being said, I agree that the lips and snoot look off. He probably has his reasons for it and, judging by how detailed the model already is, has no plans to change anything that major. It'll probably look better in the animations since he can just choose to not use the awkward looking angles."}
+{"text":"Are there any pony rigs that do picrelated? Its what most animations that have 2d characters in 3d use."}
+{"text":"Cute. Pregnancy art of AJ is always nice. It looks so natural for her."}
+{"text":"Hey, these chatbots are supposed to be good at writing, where it's even harder to tell when they're used, and yet I've still got people commissioning me for stories, none with Applejack however. These machines don't actually think, so they can't really nail things the way an experienced man can, but sometimes their output's still pretty nice after someone cleans it up. I commission a lot of different artists, and Cold Blooded Twilight's easily the fastest; the guy's like a machine. That comic took him about fifty minutes, on stream. I'm glad you guys liked it. I asked for Applejack because I probably get stuff with her the least out of the mane six, and I should even it out more. I need to write about her more, too. In my opinion, the cutest part of the comic would have to be her freckles."}
+{"text":"Morning bump. Looks nice. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Lukashenko berating the bureaucracy.mp4"}
+{"text":"Open the pod barn doors, A.J. \"Ah'm afraid ah can't do that, sugarcube.\""}
+{"text":"I kinda hate the way Tianhuo was designed... Dealing with her mix kind of requires abusing faultless defense, but it just makes her hella plus and too far away to interact with. It makes playing optimally against her so boring, but way too in her favor if you try to interact with it."}
+{"text":"baah"}
+{"text":"Wife on the right"}
+{"text":"Wife on the left"}
+{"text":"I gave these ponies friendships they never would've had otherwise!"}
+{"text":"I wanna eat your slimy, unwashed sulfurous death spewing ponut"}
+{"text":"Found you glimmygod"}
+{"text":"What gave me away?"}
+{"text":"Thread for sexiest filly!"}
+{"text":"what if he ascends an immortal alicorn? when does it stop?"}
+{"text":"Just imagine if Quibble did that AND made Wind Sprint become an immortal alicorn as well! The two of them living forever, Quibble impregnating her, and then having his way with their children, and their children, and so on. Quibble's madness just won't end then."}
+{"text":"That plus eternal youth potions for her, and their offspring, and their offspring's offspring, and their offspring's offspring's offspring, and..."}
+{"text":"An ungodly, disturbing family tree...only, this family tree would be a circle, and it would always go back to Quibble and Wind Sprint, who is are both the parents and grandparents of this genetic abomination...Actually, now that I think of it, their family tree wouldn't even be circular in this scenario? It would be...I don't know what it would be. Unsettling, at the very least."}
+{"text":"Quibble finds Wind Sprint's voice hot, too. That's why whenever she says anything, and he's within the area, he ends up spraying her with barrels and barrels worth of cum, soaking her from head to hoof in his seed. Quibble understands that it's no easy task to clear the ground. Plant his tiny seeds."}
+{"text":"very nice anon"}
+{"text":"Where's ponyville?"}
+{"text":"MARE?"}
+{"text":"Can we have the time traveling human there so we can do the musical, properly this time?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Bweep bweep, don’t let this die, we need more plones!"}
+{"text":"Can't blame her. Anon looked like a hospital there."}
+{"text":"I guess I can post mine again, she used to be a plane till her dad got extra drunk and got a bit jiggy with the magic"}
+{"text":"Her name's Prop, she's not my only plone but she's the only one to get arted"}
+{"text":"How would you ask AJ on a date?"}
+{"text":"Another thing with an AJ x Anon though is that she benefits pretty uniquely from human physiology. There's also the greentext story classic of Anon's hands being able to give next level massages that the pony world hasn't really seen. In the case Applejack wears her back out after a long day of work she'd probably really appreciate it. Pinkie's so, well, Pinkie, that I feel like she's found all sorts of ways to master her craft with hooves. That being said if there were any pony to give the least amount of a shit about you being a human in a relationship with her, Pinkie would absolutely be the most accepting, especially given she's used to being seen as weird and odd herself. She doesn't even benefit emotionally that much either, because RD still would have to leave regularly for her Wonderbolt job that she definitely wouldn't give up. Never really thought about that. Rainbow herself initially is very insecure about her appearance, too, thinking she has to look cool in order to be interesting enough to have friends. I imagine at that point in the series she's probably pretty over it, but even then Applejack's arguably pretty cool and athletic despite being so lovably basic and humble. I dunno much about Rainbow being incompatible with Applejack, but I don't see AJ working with her at all. It is interesting to compare the actual ponies themselves for relationships in terms of compatibility with the same logic that people use for Anon/themselves. I could like, have conversations about the characters forever basically; shit like this is only one thing you can talk about and it's super fun."}
+{"text":"I can't believe Spike fucks Applejack on the regular and yet he still wishes he was with Rarity. What a case of not appreciating what you have."}
+{"text":"want to go out on a date? if it works it works"}
+{"text":"As someone who lives here, it is as hellish as everyone makes it out to be. Amelia getting so big gives me a little hope though."}
+{"text":"Eh, I'd say Zebras/Dragons/Griffin's/Saddle Arabians/Changelings fits better than Humans."}
+{"text":"To me it seems only slightly worse than the rest: Australia's about the same if not worse, America's not too far behind, and Canada has been at it since the 90's. I'd start investing in English speaking third world countries if I were you. South Africa looks like it's going to a hub for mass immigration within a decade."}
+{"text":"australia literally put people in camps during the coof, it's worse and returned to its roots as a prison colony."}
+{"text":"Australia's about the same if not worse, We are toeing the line. Only difference is ol Albo managed to piss off every political party in the country and has essentially paved the way for our version of Reform to sweep next election."}
+{"text":"you are pinkie pie"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Le cloning... cloned me?!"}
+{"text":"i'll be there for sure, wouldn't miss it for the world! i've been to every mare fair so far, i intend on going to every single one 'till it shuts down I'd like to get it (and some other animations) done this year! if i don't, then you have legal permission to murder me"}
+{"text":"I wish Pinkie had like 8 kids."}
+{"text":"be anon through esoteric magical rituals, you've finally made it to equestria almost everything is the same in show except instead of Celestia and Luna, there's Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon Wat do?"}
+{"text":"almost everything is the same in show So they're not evil tyrants or anything? They take the exact same actions and fill the exact same roles as Celestia and Luna would, but they just look and sound evil while they're doing it? Hilarious. TWILIGHT SPARKLE. YOU'VE FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN, YOU INCOMPETENT WHELP. BRING ME ONE OF THOSE NICE CUPCAKES FROM YOUR PINK FRIEND AND I MIGHT YET SPARE YOU FROM WRITING AN EXTRA-LONG FRIENDSHIP REPORT."}
+{"text":"24-7 Nightmare forms. I can only imagine how great it'd be to hear the back and forth between them and Chryssi."}
+{"text":"So they're not evil tyrants or anything? They probably still do public executions without trial."}
+{"text":"sex with celestia"}
+{"text":"be colt during night mare night get beheaded because you ate all your good candy and gave her tootsie rolls."}
+{"text":"HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!! Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again! Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are. How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ! The short form: Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out! Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board Horsemas Day is CLOSED! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lost on the moon is a good one, and I probably know the tarby song, it's just not coming to mind. My favorite pony song of all time is super ponybeat's LUNA (Dream Mode), and Nightmare Night is perhaps the only rap song I actually enjoy, and enjoy a lot. One issue with Moon-related music is that it often leans towards stuff like heavy metal or screamo, which I'm not into, sadly. This old 174UDSI song might be my favorite moony song, oddly enough, I love the interlude where she's speaking..."}
+{"text":"Oooh yeah, Luna (DREAM Mode) is a song I love too! I hadn't heard The Queen of the Night before, what a comfy song, I can understand why it's a favorite. Music is so cool. I thank thee!"}
+{"text":"You are welcome! Maybe by /SS/ 2026 I will have my moony plush completed..."}
+{"text":"Precious"}
+{"text":"Oi, don't die"}
+{"text":"Pick your bigpone Anonmare Fat Depressed Might accidentally eat you if you get too close to her food Anonfilly Diaperfag Participation is mandatory Anonstallion Chill and normal Might be gay, you just don't have proof"}
+{"text":"Anonmare"}
+{"text":"What flavors of ice cream would they have in Equestria?"}
+{"text":"There's a sloptuber that makes videos about steeping wood chips in milk and then making ice cream with that and you know ponies would go for that shit."}
+{"text":"Linky bathwater for me"}
+{"text":"They probably don't have artificial flavors, so all of the ice cream would be natural based. All the foods ponies have and that can be mixed into ice cream would likely exist."}
+{"text":"do you think hay flavor is more boring than vanilla in equestria?"}
+{"text":"only the finest unicorn jizz darling"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion. Previous thread: Topics discussed: Baking a cute magically charged daughter with Glimmy! No staring at Glimmy's showmare Eating tendies with Glim Glam Comfy movie time with Starlight Glimmy takes care of her Nonny who caught a cold Headmare Glim takes a liking to delinquent Anon Used Glimmy hanky for sale Tamers Glimmy lookin like Dexter's Lab Glimstream 10th Anniversary of The Cutie Re-Mark celebration! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Glimmy get high"}
+{"text":"Glimmy is my everything , nothing else matters."}
+{"text":"She doesn't need to hypnotize me."}
+{"text":"EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES CHOCOLATE HMM, WE LOVE IT OH, IT MAKES YOU HAPPY YEAH IT GETS YOU SEXY great song"}
+{"text":"EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES CHOCOLATE This is a true fact"}
+{"text":"Love Choco Twi"}
+{"text":"you are trixie"}
+{"text":"What if it was all along?"}
+{"text":"everytime i see Trixie i relapse for BFE"}
+{"text":"Wololo"}
+{"text":"She's an insufferable narcissistic loser tbat annoys everyone around her just like troons, so that's a good start."}
+{"text":"farting"}
+{"text":"Which artist?"}
+{"text":"Have Sunset being \"overly friendly\" with Wallflower just to tease her and then mockingly asking if she still hates her."}
+{"text":"Unfffffff Nice pic"}
+{"text":"\"The third rule gets a bit more complicated but we needed the options to be fair. So in regards to cumming, well the hope is you can last through all seven of us grinding on you, but if you can't, we understand. And we DON'T want you cumming in your pants! I can't say much but we aren't ALLOWED to waste your cum. So if you feel like you might cum, you NEED to tell us. And not five to ten seconds before. No we NEED time to get you to a bathroom with the girl currently on you where you will have 2 options.\" \"First option is you pull your pants down and she sucks you off and swallows your precious load. For the duration of this bet check this is no strings attached and does NOT count as a 'yes'. Then you come back and finish the lap dances. The second option is you give consent and fuck the girl, come back and finish the lap dances, and go home with the girl after soccer tryouts. Understand?\" \"I think so.\" I say a bit timidly. \"And I know time is important so the only question I can't put off for after is,.. Are you ALL okay with performing oral sex and swallowing?\" Starting with my Queen and going around the table as I look at them, they all give a smiling and enthusiastic \"Yes.\" in turn. \"Ah.\" I said. \"I hadn't been willing to just assume that about any of you so thank you for the clear answer.\" My Queen got a wicked smile on her face as she explained \"No problem my King. Part of that is you being charming, part of it is a virgin doesn't know what a virgin doesn't know, and part of it is you just haven't been hearing all of what we want to share with you. But part of the point of this is we WILL let you know. So sit down please.\" So I sat down and clasped my hands together behind the back of the chair. It was then that I finally noticed that ALL of the girls were wearing skirts today! Then Fluttershy sat down on my lap, looked me in the eye and said \"Hello Anon.\" I gulped and said \"H-h-hi Fluttershy.\" in an unconfident tone as my cock started to stir. She smiled in pleasure as she began to gently grind her crotch on mine, saying \"I know I may not stand out like the others, but after you say 'yes', I just know our nights together will be magical.\" Suddenly I found my voice and stated as my cock continued to rise \"Fluttershy you don't have to stand out. All you have to do is be yourself and I promise you that it's enough.\" With that, her grinding gained some energy and my cock reached full mast. \"See? Now I have a full hard on without any trigger words. Only because of you.\" I affirmed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"With that Fluttershy was unleashed! \"Oh Anon! I'm going to want you to feel my tits! To kiss my lips! And make wild and passionate love to me in my bed! I just can't wait for the KING!\" With that, Fluttershy went stiff for several seconds and looked upwards When she finally relaxed a bit, I asked \"Are you okay?\" with concern in my voice. With a BIG smile Fluttershy breathily answered \"Oh yes. Turns out a boyfriend is better than masturbating too!\" At that point Fluttershy shakily got up and was gleefully helped to the table by Pinkie and Rarity. Suddenly Rainbow was standing in front of me with a lusty smile asking \"Hey dude, can you skootch forward a touch please?\" I was a little confused by that, but said \"Sure thing Rainbow.\" and skootched forward for her. Then she sat down in my lap and worked both of her hands behind me to grab my butt! \"Ooh.\" I exclaimed \"Coming at me from every direction eh?\" Rainbow confidently declared \"You know it. Plus if I don't occupy my hands somehow, those pants are coming OFF and that cock is going INSIDE me.\" as she rotated her hips in slow circles on my lap. \"Don't threaten ME with a good time.\" I said with an easy smile. Rainbow looked a bit surprised at my flirtation and then returned my smile and said \"Anyway, you need to understand that girlfriends are better than masturbating.\" as she started thrusting her hips at me while squeezing my butt. That's when I decided to play a little game with her. Every time she squeezed my butt, I made my cock throb. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She asked with a challenging smile \"Heaven? So are you an angel or something now?\" With an equally challenging smile and a deeper voice I answered \"Be not afraid.\" Something about that threw her off as her eyes widened and her rhythm faltered. I hadn't been TRYING to throw her off. I hadn't been certain HOW I was going to make it through my Queen. But I had done SOMETHING. I'll keep trying the voice because I'm not positive I can win a duel of religious references. In the deeper voice I stated \"I think I'm supposed to say something about girlfriends being better than masturbating.\" BINGO! Her breathing was getting ragged, her smile was going feral, and her hips were starting to slam into me! I asked \"Do you like this voice?\" \"Yes.\" \"Does it make you horny?\" \"Yes!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And I thought that splitting up the lap dances would make this one of my smaller entries.. Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense! This week we have harem housing and the first part of the lap dance bet check. Harem housing was something I had done for my story Duties of the King and it seemed to fit in well here. The lap dance rules were a surprise I know. Consider them a sneak peek at the full explanations coming in Act 2. Next week we finish off the lap dances!"}
+{"text":"Lol nice update, this turned out exciting"}
+{"text":"Deal"}
+{"text":"Raindoe Dash"}
+{"text":"clear files This is the kinda shit I'd buy in a heartbeat if it were available over here."}
+{"text":"Well, contact some plushmancer on Etsy then."}
+{"text":"American Weebsite ftfy"}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH FUCK THE RAMS, FUCK MATTHEW STAFFORD, FUCK LA IN GENERAL, ALSO FUCK SAN FRANCISCO WHILE WE'RE AT IT"}
+{"text":"Anon Filly would NOT have a cock that big!"}
+{"text":"Second vote for Cherry to be elected as a new team."}
+{"text":"marebump"}
+{"text":"oh god what the fuck this isn't what I wanted to wake up to"}
+{"text":"What if Starlight made both stallions and mares totally equal at a biological level?"}
+{"text":"can herms have sex with themselves and get themselves self-pregnante?"}
+{"text":"Obviously"}
+{"text":"can Yes. should No. That's the ultimate in inbreeding. Your children will have all of your problems, but worse."}
+{"text":"Of course!"}
+{"text":"Shut up, Marethus."}
+{"text":"she forgives you because she's a good religious mare"}
+{"text":"DAY 19"}
+{"text":"Love these hats designs on her."}
+{"text":"Left: Rarity's Giant Hat Speciale Right: After washing it. Once."}
+{"text":"Lil' Cheese"}
+{"text":"Broken tooth, eh?"}
+{"text":"Too much sugary food from her parents!"}
+{"text":"cotton candy mane mmm"}
+{"text":"who would be lil cheddar"}
+{"text":"Dear celestia that's a sweaty booty..."}
+{"text":"mind? I love my sweaty wife"}
+{"text":"sorry I held your hoof in public, it will happen again"}
+{"text":"I like big plot that I cannot lie."}
+{"text":"So twilight can teach them duh"}
+{"text":"They waifu the black one, it was bound to happen"}
+{"text":"Black Hebrew Twilites"}
+{"text":"anthro anatomy bipedal pose hooves instead of hands so it's technically board-legal Is there a word for this? Other than furry, I mean."}
+{"text":"Is there a word for this? Other than furry, I mean. I hear some fags call it semi-anthro or something."}
+{"text":"This is the thread for discussing HoI4 mod Equestria at War."}
+{"text":"ah, yeah, the render onto grover focus is a btich. I have had to go back and make numerous changes to this focus. At one point, it even broke my tree and I had to spend like 3 days debugging, trying to figure out what was wrong with my mod before I was able to find out what was wrong with it. Right now the focus is set to bypass in 1010, becuase the empire is so slow (on ai) to reunite the herzland. when 0.5.0 drops I will likely change this focus to be apart of whatever tree you end up going down with the contact Equestria focus. Minty will get two small trees in 0.5.0, one being a normal tree, and the other being for when you swap to being a solar aligned Everfrost. what the fuck are you even talking about? img is a the top skeleton of the solar path tree, and also, only one of the options to go with (there will be 2)"}
+{"text":"I have had to go back and make numerous changes to this focus Ouch. Good luck with that, man. Minty will get two small trees in 0.5.0, one being a normal tree, and the other being for when you swap to being a solar aligned Everfrost. Based. Sounds super fun."}
+{"text":"Yes. Stalliongrad is already just a support tag that exists to help Equestria and Republican Nova Griffonia. Adding more and more counters and nerfs to it (as well as weird cringe ideologies) shows that they hate it. It doesn't have to be some weird wholesome chungus commie route, but they aren't even honest about an already shit ideology's few achievements and many failures. I only played the Harmonist and Non-Aligned routes for Aquelia. Even with Verany, half the time Aquelia forms its own faction, resulting in yet another uphill war for the Griffonian republic. Chiropterra did attack again in every route other than Hippogriffia in my experience. The Posada route is cringe. It's basically a cross between that one Stonetoss comic where a resurrected Marx calls some weirdos lumpenproles, and a strawman of nuclear power supporters."}
+{"text":"It's just a weaker version of the USA."}
+{"text":"TRVTH NVKE. Equestria At War is a very high-effort mod, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the 'My Little Pony' setting."}
+{"text":"A thread being made in hopes that \"221 episodes\" returns and finishes his review of the remaining MLP episodes."}
+{"text":"yeah but we don't get what we need sometimess"}
+{"text":"Sad."}
+{"text":"newfag here why does antonyc keep people waiting"}
+{"text":"ilovekimpossiblealot it was lily related drama involving the sister. the short version is they are absolute assholes to diffring but still high degrees."}
+{"text":"Candyass still has hope for you."}
+{"text":"well yeah but she is mentally retarded with an IQ of 60 on a good day"}
+{"text":"Don't worry Anons! I've created a helpful Attraction Sign that will streamline the process!"}
+{"text":"Seeking a boyfriend free mare"}
+{"text":"Slut"}
+{"text":"Shining Armor's lucky, he just got pointed by Cadence! Good for him."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"flashanon back here's another WIP I'm at a crossroads I've raped my project very badly and practically have to restart unless I want to push through my poorly done disorganized heap of keyframes. I might be able to re-use my rough anim since its symbolized, just tweak timing with everything I've learned over the past couple of weeks. The good news is I should NEVER run into disorganization this bad anymore."}
+{"text":"I suppose it's a learning lesson in the end, which may be for the best. I've found that scaling the timeline can help alleviate some issues, although there will still be a lot of manual tweaking involved."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"What do we know: - Celestia and Luna are flesh-and-blood ponies and not literal celestial bodies with avatars - Celestia and Luna had parents - Celestia and Luna have been born as alicorns - There are only two alicorns Some of the ideas might come from different iterations during development, so they might not be all true at the same time. So, knowing all that, what are your theories/headcanons about Celestia and Luna's parents? Do you have a favorite fanfic/fanart featuring their parents? Do you think they came to Equestria from Alicorn Land mentioned in Amy Keating Rogers's book? Or do you think regular ponies gave birth to alicorns as a miracle, Jesus/Mary/Joseph-style?"}
+{"text":"In Hearth's Warming Eve we find out that before Equestria the tribes lived in kingdoms ruled by their own kind, but there's no mention of alicorns. It makes more sense for alicorns to be like a special mutation, that way Celestia and Luna could be born alicorns and then become rulers of Equestria. If there's some alicorn tribe somewhere, why didn't they interact with ponies? Why did they seemingly go extinct if they could reproduce? The addition of Skyros is an unnecessary addition But it also doesn't make much sense because from what we can see you can also ascend to alicornhood from acts of great virtue or magic like Cadance and Twilight. Great, how does magic determine what is a virtuous enough action, why aren't there more alicorns? It makes sense if the Tree of Harmony made the Sisters ascend But whatever fits the story better is best. If you're trying to make them seem like gods, they were born alicorns, if you're trying to make them like ponies, they ascended."}
+{"text":"If there's some alicorn tribe somewhere, why didn't they interact with ponies? The only reason the ponies interacted is cause they needed the others magic."}
+{"text":"What do we know: - Celestia and Luna are flesh-and-blood ponies and not literal celestial bodies with avatars - Celestia and Luna had parents - Celestia and Luna have been born as alicorns - There are only two alicorns also.. Celestia and Luna must have been born independently at different times So both were unique, one off events? This doesn't give people much to work with as far a coming up with a consistent 'origin' story.."}
+{"text":"This pretty much confirms that their parents are dead (or never existed)"}
+{"text":"Fanart like this is weird because it makes Celestia and Luna look so normal in comparison. They're just regular ponies."}
+{"text":"Twilight worm!"}
+{"text":"kek perfect"}
+{"text":"She's a big worm."}
+{"text":"for (You)"}
+{"text":"Putas Nah, they just have sex anyway because they're nymphomaniacs. They love it."}
+{"text":"Worship"}
+{"text":"Which pony would you like to ride? ____Yes____"}
+{"text":"I love BG (Beautiful Goddess) mares!"}
+{"text":"When gay coomers forced it of course."}
+{"text":"Of course the thread is already about dicks Just checking."}
+{"text":"Back when mlpg was a bigger, gayer circlejerk, a lot of their artists would literally not draw anything without injecting their fetish into it. Xieril is the aforementioned artist in this case."}
+{"text":"I doubt you're Slovenian. Too retarded even for a balkanoid, not beating the nigger allegations either way."}
+{"text":"Christmas edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cute, cute!"}
+{"text":"ponut"}
+{"text":"Very round."}
+{"text":"Who is this semen demon?"}
+{"text":"Stallions should be cute and cuddly"}
+{"text":"Sexy stallion"}
+{"text":"I prefer the hard parts but the soft ones are nice too"}
+{"text":"Stallions!"}
+{"text":"I love butterscotch"}
+{"text":"Same."}
+{"text":"Post blue spandex shorts girl. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"gorgeous chub. Dash could take a hint from it"}
+{"text":"she's listening to THPS2 soundtrack"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck every non pony character feels straight from another show or even a stock image design in G1? It's really distracting how besides Tirek or Grogar who at least keeps the mythological or animal with four legs but then they are plain weird or wacky"}
+{"text":"Anon, that character literally does not exist. It's a dream sequence."}
+{"text":"The g1 creatures are not politically coded, unlike nuFiM. So you are wrong."}
+{"text":"I remember when FiM purists joked the G1 ponies were cringy sissies and the FiM cast were the cool kids., Now it feels like a G1xFiM would most likely be a pleasant family meeting a completely dysfunctional one - with some racist aunts in the lot."}
+{"text":"W"}
+{"text":"T"}
+{"text":"please remember to delete your bumps"}
+{"text":"I usually do but it's not always working properly"}
+{"text":"I tend to bump just before leaving the computer."}
+{"text":"Through some dumb contrivance, the one and only Goku ends up in Equestria. Through an even dumber contrivance, he thinks the cowardly ponies want to fight him. (You) must invent the dumbest contrivance of all: a way for the ponies to put an end to his destructive rampage. If this is somehow still off-topic then you're a fun-hating killjoy, and a big meanie too."}
+{"text":"That makes too much sense. Begone you filthy normie."}
+{"text":"I'd point him towards Chrysalis as she's the most physically stong, Twilight and The Sisters don't really count as it's all friendship magic and whatnot. Once he breaks half her bones(exoskeleton?) with a single flick, he'll be disappointed and leave."}
+{"text":"Fluttershy notices that the reason Goku is going on a rampage is that his diaper is full. To remedy this, she approaches the cranky Saiyan, her tone gentle and motherly, which helps to soothe Goku, and then she brings him back to her cottage, where she cleans him up, and then gives him a new diapey. Then, to celebrate Fluttershy saving Equestria, a huge party is held in her honor, which Goku attends. Of course, Goku, being Goku, eats just about everything at the party."}
+{"text":"Get Goku to Pinkie Pie promise to stop fighting ponies If he keeps the promise, all is well If he breaks the promise, no one will find his remains"}
+{"text":"Elements of Harmony?"}
+{"text":"Why did Pinkie Pie torture Gilda and destroy her friendship with Rainbow Dash? That's was so not cool of her."}
+{"text":"You know, when you're a little girl you have the luxury of being picky with your friends. Really, it's better to be so then. Dash never saw all the ways Gilda was being a dick She assumed Pinkie was out to get her and lost her train of thought, got carried away."}
+{"text":"Why did Gilda run off to hang out with some random high school friend when she has a daughter at home?"}
+{"text":"I told her to."}
+{"text":"Gilda is so fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"old thread died because I was awake to bump Let's bring this back as it has been a while. You know how this goes, you reply with your answers and they get all tallied up for us to give out some meme awards. Nominations are open until the 10th so we can get as many anons inputs as possible for the voting thread. 1) Best Thread of the Year 2) Coolest Writefag or Drawfag of the Year 3) Best Butthurt of the Year 4) Best Shitstorm of the Year 5) Single Best image of the Year 6) Best Fanmade Video of the Year 7) Best Namefag of the Year 8) Worst Fan in the Fandom of the Year 9) Best Takedown of the year (a category for the likes of Dark Skyes) 10) What will be missed most from 2025 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"gay sex won, come over here i'll open your second hole ;)"}
+{"text":"I vote Aonishiki for rikishi of the year, dude has risen up from the lower divisions without the college yokozuna shortcut many new prospects get, he'll bring White Boy Summer to Grand Sumo"}
+{"text":"read nigga read"}
+{"text":"Lemme see. I should vote 1. Marefair 2. Patachu 3. Marefair schizo 4. Dont care 5. 2 6. PTS, maresical 7. Corp 8. Lightsolver 9. Dogpatch being ddosed 10. Dont care 11. marefair 4"}
+{"text":"Three Stars logo ja0822ck Mare Fair Schizo The Hack 4 PTS - The MARE-sical! Kiwi Shartyfags that use pedoproxy Lightsolver being fired from Neighcon Princess Applejack Still able to talk about ponies"}
+{"text":"I hadn't really thought about spoilers, my thinking was most of the viewers won't be Puzzle Thread regulars. Plus posting in thread means all our puzzlers potentially have input on what we may be presenting. Is there anyone here who would rather we spoiler things? I've been stuck in a hosting mindset for a while now kek, I'm just used to the idea of always being spoiled."}
+{"text":"response from purp on the winter wrap up theme Jiggie Wrap Up?"}
+{"text":"Good night Puzzle Thread."}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"Post pony plushies"}
+{"text":"Nice Ponk"}
+{"text":"I've thought about doing this myself but I'm wearing like a bedsheet for a cape and seeing if anyone points it out"}
+{"text":"Does she have hole?"}
+{"text":"You really have to ask considering what she's wearing?"}
+{"text":"Seriously, this is the best way to implement those as a first iteration. You don't have to worry about movements or aesthetics being true to life because it's all cartoon styled anyway You don't have to think about the insane hurdle of making it able to move naturally around on two legs because quadruped robots are already commercially available. Even cleaning wouldn't be as much of an issue as I'm sure with the more advantageous ass shape as opposed to a humanoid one, it should be easier to access and swap out the hole modules. And of course, just add in some AI fed with voice lines from your waifu, and you've got eternal reason to make everyone involved with this show regret the day they were born. (honestly though, I'd be the first one to send the video of me and my waifu going at it to Rebecca Shoichet)"}
+{"text":"It came to me in a dream edition. A thread for posting anything and everything about the cute convenience store mares. What do you think they did before they were convenience store mares? What other convenience store mares exist out there? Would you a convenience store mare?"}
+{"text":"As I observed earlier, I know better than to mistake their kindness and courtesy for romantic interest. No mare its interested in me that way."}
+{"text":"For you I'll add a crumb of horsepussy"}
+{"text":"There'll be more. Have been touching too much grass shoveling show and helping move shit lately."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"\"Fashion Crime Spotted\" Edition Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not. Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life! is selling your products here allowed? Of course! Absolutely allowed. can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale? Yes! We accept merch in all its forms. where can I find the old threads? They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section. where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries? They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section. === Links Index Pastebin === Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! WINE FOR THE LUSH PONE!"}
+{"text":"RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ!"}
+{"text":"This made me picture a field of human skeletons with broken pelvises and an amazonian pony (or normal size but large compared to humans) yelling at the sight of that tank, while inside the tank are various degrees of want on the anon's faces"}
+{"text":"As a seapony or hippogriff?"}
+{"text":"Hippogriff pony butts are more spankable."}
+{"text":"Ideas on previous gen spank possibilities?"}
+{"text":"I don't have specifics but the whole show is more innocent than G4. More chances for it."}
+{"text":"Problem is there's less authority figures to administer them."}
+{"text":"Post ponies sleeping, please."}
+{"text":"she's just like me"}
+{"text":"fr on god no cap like fr fr?"}
+{"text":"The princesses are circling above you in the sky. That means you’re close to death, and soon they can feast."}
+{"text":"I was gonna complain about how much it would suck to get vultured by the princesses and how I don't like Celestia, but all she gets is the arms? Sounds like a raw deal for her ngl"}
+{"text":"Jobbers eat last"}
+{"text":"How long between cooms for a hoers?"}
+{"text":"Everyone likes wings at wingstop."}
+{"text":"Celestia is on a diet. However, I believe she'll also gore your ass because she really likes cake."}
+{"text":"Hello you fucks. Costco, yes, the costco, set up a table at the vendor hall at my local horse con last weekend and someone made a costco pone that sold for some ungodly amount of money. This is Bulk Buy. Say something nice about her"}
+{"text":"Costco approached them, not the other way around. Staff figured it would be funny."}
+{"text":"Sam's Club is cuter"}
+{"text":"Things really went downhill for her after the buyout"}
+{"text":"Can you show us your butt?"}
+{"text":"Prove it"}
+{"text":"Fluttershy is literal garbage and her fans are subhumans."}
+{"text":"good morning /mlp/ I hate flaggots so much it's unreal"}
+{"text":"What about jannies?"}
+{"text":"We love jannies here. Loving jannies has been a staple of this board since its inception."}
+{"text":"And ponies?"}
+{"text":"We love ponies! This board is about ponies so of course of course!"}
+{"text":"You alright Twilight Sparkle?"}
+{"text":"She saw your collection. Yes, THAT one."}
+{"text":"She isn't. It seems."}
+{"text":"Why so formal?"}
+{"text":"So is Doctor Hooves literally Doctor Who?"}
+{"text":"that thread takes me back to a better, more brighter time"}
+{"text":"I hate zoomers so fucking much"}
+{"text":"Bake"}
+{"text":"Keep this thread alive a bit longer"}
+{"text":"Thank you for adding."}
+{"text":"New Bread"}
+{"text":"I want to be mean to ponies and make them cry. What are some good insults for each of the characters?"}
+{"text":"Best one so far"}
+{"text":"Make up your own damn racial slurs. Quit being so lazy. Or just ask ChatGPT."}
+{"text":"Writefag PLEASE Make a green about Anon at a comedy roast for a member of the Mane 6, probably Rainbow because it would make the most sense for her to willing have one, but he goes way too far"}
+{"text":"Rarity uses AI for her creations. Ot was trained using inventories at Ross Stores and J. C. Pennys."}
+{"text":"tink tink tink tink Hello Ponyville, and welcome to the 1st Annual Comedy Roast presided upon by Myself, I should like to remind all present in the audience that all proceeds from this evening will go to Celestia's School for Worthless Orphans Applejack sheds a tear in the audience Our subject tonight is our local weather pony Rainbow Dash who so graciously rewarded us with her presence today, unlike every other day when she's supposed to be working. The audience laughs But then again, we all know this is an exceptional evening, ponies, for this is the first time in many years that Rainbow Dash is sober past 6 pm. And we have the police reports back at the town hall to prove it Dash, before we get into the roasts, I have to ask, were you the pegasus that took a shit on my carriage last night? Rainbow Dash waves her off smiling as the audience laughs I have to remember to keep my insults a little tame, or else her 5 way polycule is going to, uh, imprison me on the Moon. You'll have to tell me how you managed that a bit later, Dash. I'm joking, obviously. Even though Dash has a rainbow mane, that doesn't mean she's gay. That's stupid. Her never being seen talking to boys, that's what makes her gay. And Rainbow? If you don't want everypony to think you're a dyke, you're not doing yourself any favors with that mullet. And hanging out with exclusively fillies isn't helping either. I don't know how a mare that drinks so much can remain a virgin, but I guess every stallion usually passes out before the drunk goggles kick in to _her level_. The audience ooooohs, Dash's smile drops, Lyra doesn't notice No, but she's a beautiful filly. As a lesbian myself I'd do her. Ten, maybe twelve long islands and I'm there. As long as I'm too drunk to see her Lyra puts her fetlocks in front of her eyes and swirls around drunkenly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What are the best comics in the fandom? I'm collecting them all in an archive cause the top sort on derpibooru is either crap or missing almost half of them."}
+{"text":"I remember following this one back in the day."}
+{"text":"this is one of the best"}
+{"text":"Fix."}
+{"text":"I liked this one too. It had some great humor for an existential Apple plot story went nowhere before fizzling out last post was a text wall of sjw community policing Myes, good old tumblrpon."}
+{"text":"Part 1 Lol did he even finish this one?"}
+{"text":"Well, anon? What do you wish for?"}
+{"text":"I wish for endless torment for everyone alive."}
+{"text":"I wish Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were lawfully married to each other."}
+{"text":"Imagine the sex."}
+{"text":"Immortality. Simple as."}
+{"text":"6 digits shy of Satan approved wrong opinions."}
+{"text":"What are her favorite books?"}
+{"text":"troonshit Glad I never cared about this."}
+{"text":"check the newest video male va its a shit"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of how they did the mane. She looks bald"}
+{"text":"\"\"\"Vera\"\"\" Everything there is female Muh Male VA Are you even trying Anon?"}
+{"text":"final bump before accepting that loveweb is dead"}
+{"text":"Cyberpunk Chryssi"}
+{"text":"You don't sniff petrol from a can. You put your petrol in the car it goes. Don't be rama rama and sniff it up your nose!"}
+{"text":"whitest australian"}
+{"text":"You don't sniff petrol from a can it works for cyber Chryssi tho"}
+{"text":"GIWTWM. Also,Kirin thread."}
+{"text":"I’d go gay for him."}
+{"text":"me in the middle with my two (2) kirinwives"}
+{"text":"I know what you mean"}
+{"text":"Good to know, thanks for the info."}
+{"text":"How accepted is incest in Equestria?"}
+{"text":"I think"}
+{"text":"aha okay?"}
+{"text":"aha aha"}
+{"text":"can we get a oho"}
+{"text":"Same vibe"}
+{"text":"Remember this"}
+{"text":"Okay. Now what"}
+{"text":"you didn't need the circle, I was already looking there"}
+{"text":"No I don't."}
+{"text":"Wagie Chryssy."}
+{"text":"Дoбpый Cola i kekkd"}
+{"text":"Hey baby, before you come back with some sauce, can you wipe my table down first? I spilled Dr. Kelp everywhere. Wasn't my fault though, Pinkie army crawled under the table when I wasn't looking and tried to suck my dick."}
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+{"text":"Hegseth gonna go after the church for treason now?"}
+{"text":"Why even use the military? Just move there illegally and take over everything. Who's gonna do anything? Democrats? lol."}
+{"text":"It's about time."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure we could do it quick."}
+{"text":"Bretty good idea. Set up \"American daycare centers\" on mineral deposits, export it back to the US. Let's play by the rules everyone else does."}
+{"text":"Anthony Landaeta, 33, Minnesota \"It feels like the price of everything is rising. Childcare costs are about $25,000 per year, which really surprised me. My parents might retire next year, which could help. It feels like Trump doesn't tell the truth about almost anything, so it's hard to know how the economy is actually doing. I'd grade him a 4 out of 10 for the economy, because he talks about it more than he actually does anything to help it.\" Jim Sullivan, 55, Indiana \"I know inflation is down, allegedly down, but prices for all kinds of other things are super high, electricity, all kinds of things. There's so many things that he could be doing - that he is doing - but he's in so many places I think he just needs to focus in on a few things. He promised the economy would be the primary thing, but I don't know that it's completely been that.\" Devynn De Velasco, 22, Nebraska \"My husband and I are honestly worried about an economic collapse. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Price of eggs up over last year Disregard as propaganda then, huh? OK I will."}
+{"text":"Well, he just said the quiet part loud again. Unironically his going after Venezuela and Greenland is directly because he's but hurt about not getting the Nobel peace prize. Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.\" This is the level of complete spoiled child he is. An old man throwing a tantrum and starting wars because he didn't get a prize he in no way deserved."}
+{"text":"We are GETTING destroyed again They are BURNING down the white house again They are REBUILDING the destroyed east wing that TRUMP fucked up and BURNING it down again to establish dominence"}
+{"text":"Shhhhh...Americans aren't taught the part about how the last time they tried to take us over we kicked their asses and burnt their capital building down. If you teach them the history of how much America sucks when it comes to actually fighting wars they might get cold feet. I want 1812: Part 2 so I can adorn my mantelpiece with Yankee skulls."}
+{"text":"Canada is American clay. God promised it to us 250 years ago. That is why it has oil fields."}
+{"text":"Coping The only reason we haven't taken Canada yet is because it's filled with Canadians and Indians. Imagine willingly annexing the two of the top ten most insufferable pests. We'd need to cleanse the land with fire first."}
+{"text":"Pretty much the only silver lining of this insanity is that it will curb the growth of the far right in Europe. Hopefully they can avoid the same folly as us."}
+{"text":"muh alliances said by the same alliance that is unironically threatening war because the US is trying to secure its strategic interests muh trade said by the same alliance that gains more in GDP from levying fines against US companies than taxing their own people What a massive joke the EU is. Total europoor domination."}
+{"text":"said by the same alliance that is unironically threatening war because the US is trying to secure its strategic interests Hey give me your land What? No. You can already have bases on it anyway. Give me your land now! No and if you try to take it we'll fight back. AH AH, YOU'RE THREATENING WAR AT ME BECAUSE YOU WON'T JUST GIVE ME YOUR LAND!"}
+{"text":"its wild that they're pretending one of the main reasons we need to annex Greenland is because Russia or China may invade and take it because they've been empowered to do so after Republicunts allowed Russia to take Ukraine."}
+{"text":"What's this. The thought process of illegal immigrants?"}
+{"text":"nta, but you're reading it wrong, esl shill. You're not replying to a MAGA, who tantrum and riot when they don't get their way"}
+{"text":"NTA lol, did you proofread this post before finding the two stars with five points so you could post bullshit on the Internet? 10 years of babyfuts from Democrats, Canajeets and eurofags and in addition to WORKDWIDE (for no reason) riots because a drug addict died of an overdose. It's safe to say you're a huge unaware retard, a massive faggot and a piece of shit."}
+{"text":"jimmies: rustled seething: total coping: too much seething and rustling lmao, I'll accept your concession, turbofag"}
+{"text":"esl shill. Stopped reading there."}
+{"text":"Esl is one of the most common things the bots they have replying to muddy the waters say. It can't respond well to context so just repeats the same word salad."}
+{"text":"Trump orders release of Arkansas congressman's son serving drug sentence President Donald Trump granted clemency to Rep. Steve Womack's son, James Phillip Womack. A White House Official cited health issues in the family. President Donald Trump has granted clemency to a Republican congressman's son who was in prison for distributing methamphetamine. Trump commuted the federal sentence of James Phillip Womack, the son of Arkansas Rep. Steve Womack, on Thursday, Jan. 15, according to the official Executive Grant of Clemency signed by Trump and issued by the U.S. Department of Justice. A White House official told USA TODAY that coupled with James Womack's record of good behavior in prison, the family has had several recent health issues, including his mother being diagnosed with abdominal cancer and his brother suffering from a seizure disorder and having difficulty living by himself. The congressman’s son was sentenced in federal court in May 2024 to a $1,900 fine and eight years in prison for distributing more than five grams of methamphetamine, according to court records. He had been arrested multiple times on drug charges before. House Financial Services and General Government Subcommittee Chair Rep. Steve Womack (R-AR) listens as Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Gary Gensler testifies before a House Financial Services and General Government Subcommittee hearing on President Biden's budget request for the Securities and Exchange Commission, on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., March 29, 2023. REUTERS/Leah Millis The commutation still requires Womack to serve five years of supervised release. The congressman didn't immediately respond to a USA TODAY request for comment. He expressed gratitude to Trump in statements to Arkansas television stations KTHV and KNWA. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That poor boy was brainwashed by evil godless democrats to hate his father and himself. Obama should be thrown in prison in his place."}
+{"text":"No one has ever projected this hard. The cult is (You)"}
+{"text":"No u It’s okay, you can go back to wearing your Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump watch, Trump shoes, waving your Trump flag, read your Trump Bible, drive your shitty truck covered in Trump bumper stickers, buy Trump crypto, and don’t forget to put your down payment on your gold Trump phone."}
+{"text":"I don't have any of that shit. Nor do I have an \"In this house\" sign, fly a fag flag, or have all day to give examples of how you're in a cult."}
+{"text":"It's the hypocrisy that is the issue, you disingenuous shit disturber."}
+{"text":"Trump's administration damn near cut this program entirely you retard."}
+{"text":"Strange how that's not Elongated Muskrat's Starshit that Orion's on. NASA Authorization Act of 2005 And Artemis was planned way before 2015. Crazy how your opinion's wrong,"}
+{"text":"ding dang dong it's only 'gay' if you swallow swallowing those upsidedown pineapple bullshit lies wholeheartedly #facts"}
+{"text":"epstain aint ded his hari kari was staged they replaced his body with a ded hobo that had different ear prints compare the photos of his ears dead or alive and epstain is where nobody would look for him on his diddling island that was just bought by his sodomy prince pals so they can keep squirting Dubai chocolate on cheap hookers with Diddy yeah Pee Diddy the diddler aint in prison either 'they' who the fuck is \"they\" like perverted people that's why they recruit INCELs from r9k to do their dirty black ops and Charlie Kirk is on Epstein Island too with Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., and that feminist liberal cUNt that was allegedly whacked off by ICE all staged for the entertainment of Clown World Productions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Trump is King of USA"}
+{"text":"Trump is mightier than Jesus Christ and I'll personally take up my Second Amendment rights to defend Trumps' elected right to Make America Great Again #MAGA"}
+{"text":"If you don't follow the law you get Renee'd. Interfering with the law is a FELONY (meaning you can be shot). Interfering with the law means that you don't obey the lawful authorities, aka the cops or ICE agents. If they ask you to jump, you ask how high. You have to obey them. It is the LAW. Good conservatives understand that you can't have rights without absolute trust and obedience. Obey Trump, obey ICE, obey the law. Don't hesitate, don't question, just do and everything will go well for you."}
+{"text":"lemonhead is going to be sharing a prison cell with tampon timmy by the end of the month"}
+{"text":"And your gonna be rotting in a ditch dude lol"}
+{"text":"What interesting psychological games the leaders on the left have played on the people. Somehow they’ve manipulated liberal woman so much that they’ll defend illegal imported (for democrat votes) third world rapists and murderers."}
+{"text":"Is it true? Did his wife have a 40 pound lump on her ass?"}
+{"text":"It is if you say it's actually going to happen rather than it deserves to happen."}
+{"text":"And police asking you a few questions is not punishment."}
+{"text":"No, but perhaps is an accumulation of threats from an unhinged activist? Who knows. One thing's for certain, I hope they keep showing up at her house."}
+{"text":"we have video evidence You mean more faked evidence like the AI slop of her running ICE agents over that you claimed to have? No one believes your lies."}
+{"text":"This shit is not new."}
+{"text":"Cocksucker."}
+{"text":"Whining about Americans spreading gays Oh you are DEFINITELY a fucking Russian."}
+{"text":"Nah. You're obviously a Russian because you're a gay."}
+{"text":"it's even worse than you've imagined; they're canadian"}
+{"text":"Oh, lawd. New Jeetlanders are the worst."}
+{"text":"Denmark is the size of thumbnail, and every Danish woman is a prostitute. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."}
+{"text":"ESL shill claims to be from Denmark now"}
+{"text":"Fears women so much he thinks the term 'woman' is an insult."}
+{"text":"you will never be a woman tho"}
+{"text":"Big fucking whoop, cunt, I don't want to be. You gonna find new material?"}
+{"text":"Thus the fascist proves it's need to be killed"}
+{"text":"I'm not a fascist, I'm Atifaggot. Freedom for all but the shit disturbing lying faggots. Cope, Mr. Anti-white fascist."}
+{"text":"Citizen journalist David Khait found a CONFIRMED 2,079 people registered to vote in Fulton County GA at - Abandoned homeless shelter - UPS Store - Church with a taxpayer-funded political advocacy group Voter fraud is real. Democrats are traitors and their voters retarded cattle who say thank you after being robbed."}
+{"text":"Republicunts are very concerned about voter fraud in Georgia, but refuse to prosecute an official recorded asking for voter fraud"}
+{"text":"How is asking people to register to vote, voter fraud? Homeless people still have a right to vote. People at a UPS store still have the right to vote. People who go to a church that has political advocacy group have a right to vote. Your problem is you’re a fascist who thinks only certain people deserve the right to vote."}
+{"text":"Good. Genocide all leftists and communists and also jews and niggers"}
+{"text":"Yet your side not only lost the civil war, but also ww2."}
+{"text":"Then why do you complain so loudly in recent years? Quit living in the past, nerd."}
+{"text":"I'm just saying, historically, your side is the one that always gets genocided."}
+{"text":"if homeless drug addicts are \"favored over normal working class folk\" then why are they forced to live in the street? do you think at all about the things you say before saying them?"}
+{"text":"Trump is a doddering old man. Yeah, he has some wants, but most of the shit that's happening is because Miller or Rubio or one of his other advisors/rich friends are putting ideas in his head. The Greenland stuff in particular is Miller's big push."}
+{"text":"There won't be a war, but the sanctions that the world would slap on the US would be as catastrophic as one. All the US military personnel across Europe would be given the boot, the US would be kicked out of the G7, the EU/China would dump their dollar reserves and call up all their US debts, and all American companies operating in the EU/China would have their assets seized and banned from the marketplace. Trillions of dollars of capital would be destroyed in seconds. It would be economic Armageddon and send the US into the worst depression in its history. The rest of the world would be fucked too, but not as badly as the US. The only silver lining is that the corporations who enabled and encouraged this would likely die as well (granted, their executives would bail with golden parachutes; it'd be the workers who'd be left holding the bomb). The world sanctioning Russia fucked it up, and Russia's economy is much less tied to the world than America's economy."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"It's not even Miller, some of Trumps want their own country."}
+{"text":"The I.C.E.rs. Detected the taste of shit in their taco and decided to arrest"}
+{"text":"Fajshitsa"}
+{"text":"Food was shitty, so they were sent home to learn “authentic “ beaner food"}
+{"text":"They're bullies. They probably figured it was all a big power play, \"I drink your milkshake\" type shit."}
+{"text":"Knew who they were going after and staked them out. What exactly is the issue?"}
+{"text":"you are bloody bitch basterd!"}
+{"text":"You sleep faggots sleep Wake up 1478896, it's time for you to go to English classes."}
+{"text":"for being a nigger He got a participation trophy...."}
+{"text":"...and yet, Obama actually won a Nobel Peace Prize. Trump never will. This fact makes the migger 1478960 terminally seethe."}
+{"text":"That's not what happened."}
+{"text":"Reported to the FBI."}
+{"text":"Excellent news. Hopefully he learned to not fuck around unless he’s mature enough to find out."}
+{"text":"You are in serious need of professional mental health services. You also need to apologize to every teacher you have ever had as your reading comprehension and basic logical analysis is absolutely criminal."}
+{"text":"Why do leftists constantly lie about shit that's on video? Russians do the same thing. It is a power thing where they can just keep declaring the lie and act like it is true. If they have power, they force you to accept the lie. If they do not have power they hope to wear you down through persistence and volume of lies. That their lies conflict with themselves is unimportant, because it is a weapon and truth has no importance, only obedience to their power."}
+{"text":"Rest in piss, traitor."}
+{"text":"can you satisfy your humiliation fetish on a NSFW board please"}
+{"text":"You can't be mad that your such a massive loser and liar. You brought it in yourself clown."}
+{"text":"Have you really been reduced to shouting \"you're evil!\"? Rethink your position"}
+{"text":"You realize you will have to face the wall eventually right? Do the right thing and go paint your ceiling. Preferably in front of any family still sad enough to talk to you."}
+{"text":"He always says that."}
+{"text":"s amazing how little effort the Trump administration has to put in to fool idiots like you. tRump said he likes uneducated people. All Republicans do, Trump just says it out loud again"}
+{"text":"READING LEARNIN WORDS IS FOR FAGGOTS"}
+{"text":"You gotta vote for it to find out,"}
+{"text":"We are going to give every American $2,000 so they can use it to buy their own health insurance. Nigga still owes me $2,000 tariff check and a $5,000 doge check. Next he will say i can pay him $2,000 for his own healthcare plan which involves a prayer or two by some Christian Pedophile."}
+{"text":"Meh, we'll see what happens. We've got a week or so before tax time ramps up. In the end, you didn't owe the government anything. Unlike with the mandate from Obama. That fucker stole $500 of my money."}
+{"text":"late 2025 a Democrat mayor elected in Miami Republicans in Indiana becoming sane Trump did less than nothing about this 1478604 There will be midterms. The desperate anti-democracy right will try something and the electorate will cancel them out. There is no hope for you rightards."}
+{"text":"The left will try something Not a single charge has been filed for voter fraud. If the dems can just snap their fingers and rig elections then every election since then has been completely fraudulent. If no one goes to jail they can just \"do it again\" which they didnt for some reason even though they could generate 15 million fake votes from thin air before and not get caught."}
+{"text":"The real voter fraud turned out to be mostly propaganda as voters are retarded and get their news from late night TV shows. But even retards refused to come out and vote for Harris in 2024 (after the Biden disaster). I think they got the idea that they were retarded. And if Biden hadn't done such a terrible job and completely fucked up Dems would likely still be in power. But they couldn't go even 2 years without causing economic chaos with shitty policy. That's literally all they had to do was get though 4 years and provide economic stability on par or even slightly below the previous 4, and it was too large a task. How man Republican4Life voters do you think your propaganda created when millions realized it was all lies and there was nothing but pain at the end of the road of lies? More or less than a popular vote's worth for the first time in decades?"}
+{"text":"god you're esl"}
+{"text":"1478788 whataboutism BDS"}
+{"text":"the actual predictor for party affiliation is mental illness A widely discussed 2020 Pew Research Center survey (from the American Trends Panel) found that among White respondents, 62% of liberals reported having been told by a doctor they had a mental health condition at some point in their lifetime, compared to 26% of conservatives and 20% of moderates. This gap was particularly pronounced among younger White liberal women (with figures often cited as over 50% for those under 30). Other analyses, including data from the General Social Survey and various studies between 2020–2025, show that extreme liberals report mental illness at rates up to 150% higher than moderates, and liberals overall are roughly twice as likely as conservatives to report diagnoses across age groups and genders."}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Now I understand why I feel like I'm talking to the mentally ill when I debate Internet liggerals. It's because I truly am. Interesting,"}
+{"text":"I think it is being a personal victim of crime. The old expression about conservatives being liberals mugged by reality is true. Scott Adams was detailing how he was passed over for promotion because of his race. They couldn't promote any more white people to the executive team. This happened at multiple jobs and was why he became a cartoonist/right wing."}
+{"text":"Least obvious same fagging"}
+{"text":"someone's gotta stay home and look after the wife and kids"}
+{"text":"Regime change actually worked. So it's a different Taliban you let stay in power? Lol. Takeaway is, the US military are a bunch of idiots with giant guns who pound their chests a lot but suck otherwise. I am itching to see them take on the rest of the world (minus Isreal of course)"}
+{"text":"Imagine thinking that after the trucker vaccine mandate protests. Good luck!"}
+{"text":"When push comes to shove. EU is going to back down just like the Democrats will. No one has the backbone to standup to Trump."}
+{"text":"67 soldiers. TOTAL. fucking lol."}
+{"text":"We didn't want to travel to the US anyways Those are some sour grapes, Mr. Fox."}
+{"text":"look at how fast jeet bot replies because xe is online 24/7 because xe is an indian shill working for musk and the dnc for 11 cents a day finland is a third world shithole where everyone is brown. that's why they act retarded and beg for attention all the time. every one of those countries I names are brown third world shitholes directly comparable to india. that's why they all seethe about the US on every board nonstop"}
+{"text":"Look how the terminally online jeet bot 1478518 needs to be a Karen in /news/ for the infinite jeet-importing Muskrat because she malds & seethes at reality refusing do be as she wishes it to be, And lives in a third world shithole because she'll never get into USA to become an American, thus acts retarded and posts for attention in /news/ countries I names And is an illiterate turdie that never went to English classes. 1477781 sucking off bezos and licking musk 1478286 tonguing bezos's and musk's anuses But enough about the faggot admitting to being a sexual deviant."}
+{"text":"damn what an angry and seething dickless jeet bot you are. denounce open air defecation, jeet bot."}
+{"text":"damn, what an angry and seething dickless jeet bot 1478843 is. defecation but enough about the unsanitary toilet-avoiding jeet that is 1478843, seething and malding at civilized Americans who are clean, thus superior to the jeet faggot deviant."}
+{"text":"Trump was already railing against auto-pen signatures on those documents. They could just use that against him"}
+{"text":"Not if he actually signs them."}
+{"text":"Trump already spams the autopen lmao. Considering the state of his hand I don't think he could even handle signing more than a few documents."}
+{"text":"Welp if they invalidate Trump's pardons because he uses autopen then they'll have to invalidate Biden's pardons as well."}
+{"text":"It isn't quite the same because you can bet that Biden adhered to the legal principles to do it., not taking shortcuts through it. And definitely didn't take payments property or poorly done novels written about him, like Conrad Black, a noted Canadian homosexual"}
+{"text":"lying All of the things I said are objectively true. This state cares very little to stop the relatives of politicians committing fraud. It does not excuse \"your guy\" from taking the biggest bite in history from your (our) tax dollars"}
+{"text":"us dems aren't corrupt! Yes you are. See X. wuh-well your guy is worse!!!"}
+{"text":"I imagine turism data doesn’t paint a pretty picture either."}
+{"text":"You fail to understand how \"whatboutisms\" even work. An altruistic expectation from the human population is a fantasy if you expect politicians to be held accountable without unilaterally applying the same standard to EVERYONE in power. Even your guys. If you can do basic math you would see how the less harmful outcome is preferable to us, the voters and not devalued by accepting the worse candidates bad behavior."}
+{"text":"Alright, you go ahead and pick all the vegetables and fruits, work the fast food service jobs, clean toilets and urinals, deliver food and whatever other jobs Americans won't do but still expect to be done for a paltry wage. And I don't want to hear you complaining about it"}
+{"text":"What is it with Republicunts wanting to rape underage kids all the time?"}
+{"text":"Joe Biden is a Republican????"}
+{"text":"funny way of spelling 'Donald Trump', 1478310"}
+{"text":"Ashley Biden's diary???"}
+{"text":"Assley Babshit's diary???"}
+{"text":"Class act. I bet he buys the union a new pool hall or something too. Night and day from the trailer trash whores that poltards simp for."}
+{"text":"Trump is based"}
+{"text":"GoFundMe campaigns have raised over $800,000 No it hasn't gofundme /f/tj-sabula-is-a-patriot"}
+{"text":"Looked it up and it's true. Stopped at around $800k and didn't even get to a million. Didn't expect that, a lot of people would milk their fame for far longer than 3 days."}
+{"text":"It's from 2 separate campaigns combined"}
+{"text":"The Federal Reserve has quietly delivered nearly half a trillion dollars to Wall Street with few strings attached over the past few months through an obscure government financial program intended for banks struggling to make cash payments. These cash infusions signal instability in the broader financial sector. The New York Federal Reserve, a regional branch of the larger central bank that works to maintain the country’s financial stability, kicked off the new year by dumping nearly $97 billion into the banking sector since December 31, 2025. The move is the latest in a series of major cash transfers the New York Federal Reserve has recently delivered to Wall Street. The infusions began with an $11 billion transfer on June 30. In October, the transfers became much more frequent, culminating in a massive $50 billion infusion on Halloween, as first reported by investigative news outlet DCReport. In total, after doling out little to no money since July 2020, the New York Federal Reserve has transferred more than $420 billion to Wall Street in the past seven months — a record amount from the program. For comparison, that lump sum is nearly equivalent to the pot of money that Congress passed to bail out the banks during the 2008 financial crisis under the Troubled Asset Relief Program. Amid the deluge, the central bank has encouraged Wall Street to make use of the program and lifted its $500 billion cap on such transactions, meaning there is no limit to how much banks can borrow to meet their cash liquidity needs. All of these cash infusions, issued through an arcane and newly restructured division of the New York Federal Reserve branch, amount to some of the largest cash bailouts since the COVID-19 pandemic sent shock waves through financial markets in 2020. Experts argue that this uptick in lending indicate that banks do not have the liquid cash on hand to make payments and dole out loans. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's funny all the turdies in this thread pretending to understand how the US economy works"}
+{"text":"It's like communists trying to understand normal non-homosexuals without mental illnesses."}
+{"text":"LMAO the sheer cope and mental gymnastics from these faggots that the child rapist nepobaby they were scammed into glazing is gonna go down as one of the worst leaders in history lol"}
+{"text":"notice how the turdie outs himself"}
+{"text":"Do americans not realize that whoever is president makes no difference in their country? Biden would be doing the exact same shit"}
+{"text":"T. vatnik"}
+{"text":"Because liggerals will complain about imperialism if the US does it, and Euroshits are too pussy to build their own shit. Imagine taking the time to solve a captcha to be a inane fucking troll like this."}
+{"text":"'liggerals' What letter was after Eisenhower's name, and was he just a single-term president?"}
+{"text":"Oh, I dunno Imagine taking the time to solve a captcha to be a inane fucking troll like this You tell me."}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up, you might as well be a namefag with this buzzword shit."}
+{"text":"Left are a bunch of cultist who still worship the wrinkly old asses of Biden and Clinton. This is just projection. No one has a biden or bill clinton tattoo but I would bet money at least several thousand people have trump tattoos The delusions of the left And the party of religious, antivaxx, racist, illiterate is the totally sane party right?"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Left are faaaaascsist for asking me to change some words I use! They asked me to accept people for who they are! So now you made the right become nazis with a police force literally murdering citizens in the street! Stop trying to make me accept that some people live different lives then me! Now we have to kill all liberals and round you up and put you in camps! Stop making the right do this!!!!!! Damn fascist liberals making us burn you in ovens!"}
+{"text":"look what you made me do! GoP is literally a stereotypical abusive partner. You couldn't write better comedy"}
+{"text":"1478048 Leftist are the true fascist Leftist singular Leftist fascist More than one Bolshevik was just blocks away from a certain hole in the ground in Berlin in 1945, so why did a certain Austrian take 7.65mm Aspirin in said hole in the ground if he liked leftists?"}
+{"text":"They're right wing MAGA turbofascists that attende the Jan 6 protests. I said \"have not committed nor been charged with a crime \""}
+{"text":"Being investigated by MN for being MAGA. MAGAts have no rights. Do you understand when SA browns came from as far as lineage?"}
+{"text":"I said \"have not committed nor been charged with a crime \" You'll have to excuse Rakesh Pooindaloo, he doesn't understand English very well, but he is our resident foreign shill on this board and he does have a right to post here, regardless of how bad his English comprehension skills are"}
+{"text":"What's the sauce on disinfo, saar?"}
+{"text":"use money as a carrot and military action as a stick Was Eisenhower anti-free trade, and was he all for wanting to invade other countries: specifically those of US's allies? We can't have China ...making your Trump phones: and basically almost all the computers used in US. Nice Lenovo laptops in the Situation Room in the White House, Trumpo."}
+{"text":"Zero fucks."}
+{"text":"conservatives in general don't get comprehensive education"}
+{"text":"ICE field agents are the ones with seniority, the guy who shot Good after passing in front of her car (against regs and common sense) has been with the agency for almost two decade. These are the best trained goons they have. Truly a clownshow."}
+{"text":"It was a good shoot."}
+{"text":"She's complaining to the manager of Hell about he heat now."}
+{"text":"He was always shit, just being famous and rich made him not care. Source, met him at an industry meeting when I went with my friend, an animator at Vinton Productions."}
+{"text":"Oh wow I'm being schooled on my pronouns now."}
+{"text":"Of all the things that pervert religion, 1477921 is on that list and   never will be, because 1477921 is a judgemental hypocrite that is Hellbound for the crime of being a dick, thus will be in good company with Scott Adams & Charlie Kirk: both suffering for eternity for the crime of being dicks with wrong opinions."}
+{"text":"Wow it's crazy that you ignore the documented side effects from an experimental gene therapy drug. Leftists really are a cult."}
+{"text":"thinking horse cum cures everything Adumbs took horse cum Adumbs is still dead, due to the terminal cancer that is being a rightard with wrong opinions Garry Trudeau is still alive to this day Rightards such as 1478688 really are a cult."}
+{"text":"Union is siding with him lol."}
+{"text":"They likely could terminate him, but they would need to follow the process which would include union notification. Exactly, its not like Biden mandated the vax and forced the business to fire him. Biden didn't force any businesses to fire anyone"}
+{"text":"You're a little confused on the details there, which is to be expected considering the fact that you're not American."}
+{"text":"Free speech doesn't matter to fascists when they're punishing people for practicing free speech Your establishment sucks"}
+{"text":"its muh free speech to insult people on company time!! you are a brainless retard or playing the typical lefty game of pretending to not understand"}
+{"text":"Dead homeless people produce organs, nutrients and methane. They improve the lives of everyone else by dying."}
+{"text":"i support embezellment because i refuse to look up any news stories about it happening hahaha i am a high functional leftist nepobaby ok keep your head buried in the sand then. its not whataboutism its objective reality. and you should die retard thinks police are NGO doesn't know what NGO stands for"}
+{"text":"won't you please improve my life?"}
+{"text":"thing trump did that both democrats and republicans have now reversed good!!! therefore this totally unrelated thing!!! 1 You are a fucking puppet."}
+{"text":"government police, and public education NGO trade union Unions should only be funded by membership dues. They should not have any other funding sourcea."}
+{"text":"broke into a weapons locker in a federal vehicle and stolen a rifle. Not a crime because it is a constitutionally protected protest."}
+{"text":"Maybe they shouldn't have weapon lockers with rifles just lying around where anyone can get at them. Well, we have a right to bear arms anyway, so the worst this is is theft."}
+{"text":"No seditious conspiracy charges for CHAZ sedition members. Because Trump decided they didn't commit sedition or any of the crimes you're pretending they committed. You're such a loser for wasting brainspace on CHAZ when it was perfectly legal and approved by Trump. Why are you so fucking stupid?"}
+{"text":"Keep these threads bumped so anon knows not to give away his terrorists posts with shitty AI slop of the same photo."}
+{"text":"his terrorists posts It's \"his terrorist posts\" A reminder to keep pointing and laughing at 1478172 the illiterate jeet shill that always gives away the fact its nothing more than an inferior subhuman lolcow."}
+{"text":"sitting in the corner masturbating to fantasies it is, gotcha. no we need browns because we just do ok. Didn't even mention it but glad to know it lives rent free in your head as a white region. you said other white countries. yurop, leafland, ausfalia and New Zealand are all brown third world countries like Brazil or India .....we're on /news/ and you think I'm referring to them simply being *in* a city? Come on my guy, current events, I thought you were a big time master race smarty pants. so you got btfo'd and you're moving the goal post and lying. got it. Posters like you should just be banned it's just a long series of thinly veiled shock troll posts. I'm not trolling, yuro tranny"}
+{"text":"hurr durr got btfo yeah man, you sure showed me. haha"}
+{"text":"The non-american is in a bad mood tonight"}
+{"text":"xe sure is take the L tranny boy"}
+{"text":"in 50 years This confirms Trump is the best US President in our lifetime so far."}
+{"text":"For November 2025, di State Department say dem cancel about 80,000 non-immigrant visas since Trump inauguration, for offences wey range from driving under di influence to assault and theft. Di visa revocations na part of one wider campaign of mass deportations, wey federal agents dey carry out. Di Department of Homeland Security last month tok say Trump administration don deport more dan 605,000 pipo and 2.5 million odas don self deport. Topics Wey Dem Resemble Waka/ Movement Relocate America Donald Trump Travel Matter Another thing we de for inside dis tori Ken Ofori-Atta, ex-finance minister of Ghana US Immigration arrest and detain ex-Ghana finance minister wey dey face corruption charges Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A composite photograph of head and shoulders shots of Yoweri Museveni and Bobi Wine Di musician and di strongman leader - wetin you need to know about Uganda election 12th January 2026 a beach coast in Accra inundated with textile waste How second-hand clothes dey choke beaches and drains for Ghana 10th January 2026 Workers dey pack snow from roads Wetin be Storm Goretti wey dey cause problem for UK 9th January 2026 Sina Ghami, Latif 'Latz' Ayodele and Anthony Joshua 'God keep me for dia presence but I no know' – Anthony Joshua dey struggle wit coping afta crash 8th January 2026 A woman with her children outside a tent preparing a meal US stop help for Somalia 8th January 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure most or all of these were nonimmigrant visas. also all immigration is bad and there should not be a legal way for these faggots to enter the US. canceling and denying visas is always based"}
+{"text":"also all immigration is bad and there should not be a legal way for these faggots to enter the US Yeah, fuck the economy."}
+{"text":"keep sucking that billionaire cock. how do Elon musk's boots taste, boot licker? muh GDP went up while wages went down and housing costs went up. the economy is good"}
+{"text":"Until they remove that shit from the app, it's likely going to stay banned. Even if you believe they want to do it for \"wrongthink\", this is still the ultimate fucking idiocy to give them a valid legal reason to do it."}
+{"text":"The reason Musk is a thing is that he panders to the fucking white racists who view him as some sort of a genius Jesus, and because he is a fed with a handler. This country is populated by stupid white people who are too narcissistic for their own good. It's why they're afraid of China, and have nothing but violence and war as a tool."}
+{"text":"That's moving the goal posts no? From generating porn, nude images, to generating \"sexualised outfits\". Like aren't Pride Parades and Drag Queen Story Hour full of sexualised outfits? Isn't inviting kids to these events exposing them to sexualised outfits?"}
+{"text":"His father fucked his stepdaughter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"}
+{"text":"1477384 1477358 Rent free"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"you do realize the main tenant of an idiocracy is that the people running it 1 have no idea are morons 2 have radicalized groupthink to the point they pretend common sense issues are a problem now lemme ask you what sort of retard who uses \"ADL's leftists are never terrorists we're good guys we literally call ourself anti-facist\" think letting males into female safe spaces is progressive and support murdering their opposition. oh boy I know even when i say this you'll have 0 self-awareness so maybe you should just get purged."}
+{"text":"you do realize the main tenant of an idiocracy is that the people running it 1 have no idea are morons tenant The turdie shill is a moron for being too illiterate to realize that the main tenet of an idiocracy are the subhumans that are the idiots within such. They have no idea they are morons because of their subhuman mindset. That, and their refusal to admit their stupidity because they aren't normal sane Americans. I am American for knowing that word is spelled tenet. Subhumans that are illiterate can never be Americans, and they resorting to projection prove they're inferior subhuman turdies."}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter how much money you got, even. Even Elon Musk risked his dong not working again just for a chance of a small increase and look at what got him: a mangled, non-working penis."}
+{"text":"libs pretend we live in a meritocracy, but refuse to give power to the corporations that merit it the most like the local faggot who keeps complaining that corps were allowed to fire people that weren't vaxed. fuck you shill, corporations know better and you deserved to be fired"}
+{"text":"God I hate the environment so much bros. Yeah we know when you started throwing molotovs into small business and teslas."}
+{"text":"he's just salty and assblasted. Probably malding too But enough about 1477475"}
+{"text":"corporations do know better and im tired of pretending they dont. this is what separates us from the libs and their pet somalis this is terrorism and we should sic ICE on anyone who besmirches tesla. an assault on tesla is like an assault on the president himself! conservatives have always been the real victims and we have been turning the other cheek for far too long"}
+{"text":"corporations do know better and im tired of pretending they dont Exactly! Abolish ICE! Corps have stated which workers they want, and they're not white or american"}
+{"text":"A closely watched market valuation gauge long favored by billionaire investor Warren Buffett is flashing its strongest warning yet as 2026 begins. The indicator, commonly known as the Buffett Indicator, compares the total market value of publicly traded U.S. stocks to the nation’s gross domestic product. It is designed to show whether the stock market is growing in line with economic output or racing ahead of it. When the ratio moves far above its historical norm, it suggests investors are paying increasingly high prices for each dollar of economic activity, raising the risk of sharp corrections or recessions. According to the latest data, the Buffett Indicator has surged to roughly 224%, the highest level on record. This means the total value of U.S. equities is now more than twice the size of the U.S. economy, an extreme divergence that has historically preceded periods of significant market stress. What makes the current signal especially concerning is that the rise has occurred despite slowing growth signals in parts of the real economy. When market capitalization accelerates faster than GDP for prolonged periods, it implies expectations embedded in stock prices may be overly optimistic. Historically, the adjustment back toward economic reality has tended to come through falling asset prices rather than rapid economic expansion. The warning is emerging as many economists caution that the risk of an economic downturn is rising. Some analysts, including Henrik Zeberg, have pointed to increasing vulnerability to a prolonged market correction, citing slowing indicators such as labor market trends and weakening momentum across parts of the economy. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Exactly"}
+{"text":"Nice projection lil bro"}
+{"text":"everything bad is Trump's fault. So much as thinking otherwise is just projection by MAGAts It's nice to talk about Republicans that way, even though it's a fact, 1476584."}
+{"text":"You're poor :("}
+{"text":"No, you love hillbilly fraudsters. Keep up."}
+{"text":"The fact that the man who oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in US history is now a Republican Senator from Florida tells you everything you need to know about how much Republicans care about government fraud"}
+{"text":"Hillbillies Doesn't realize the demographics of the south Wow. Shocking"}
+{"text":"Nah Tim Walz fraud was larger. It was equal to the GDP of Somalia, 9-12 billion"}
+{"text":"Republicans claim So it didn't happen."}
+{"text":"It's why almost every incumbent in a democracy from 2020 is now out of office and there's been not a few overthrows. Inflation was worldwide, but people aren't smart enough to care about the cause, they just say \"my costs are higher, I want anyone in charge OUT!\""}
+{"text":"Christ this shit makes no sense. We need Greenland's resources! We have Greenland's resources. They're our allies. Buy them. We need Greenland for it's military strategic value! We already have that. We have military bases in Greenland. We need Greenland to protect it from Russia and China! We already are protecting Greenland. It's called NATO."}
+{"text":"Trump is senile, he's too old and demented to hold office"}
+{"text":"We're going to take it. We're going to do it. It's going to be incredible. We're going to love it. It will be bigly. We're going to take Greenland and own Greenland."}
+{"text":"Then you're going to be pissed. Why the fuck would the Democrats EVER fix anything in a meaningful fashion? I don't know how the fuck we got obamacare but wherever the line is in the sand, the Democrats just fucking keep it there for the next Republican to redraw."}
+{"text":"It's called projection on his part. Also Congressional Republicans just killed Bernie's plan to lower interest rates on cards again. Looks like trump is still beholden to his billionaire masters"}
+{"text":"it's going to be extremely easy to when it doesn't happen, like anything trump says that goes against the interests of zog"}
+{"text":"Will it be before or after we all get the 2000 dollar promised checks?"}
+{"text":"Just read the thread. They managed to figure it out"}
+{"text":"Are the democrats in the room now?"}
+{"text":"if you think everyone who disagrees with you is a nazi and should die, you shouldn't be allowed to live."}
+{"text":"hope you enjoy your home doubling in price and pretending the economy is doing great just like leftists did under biden"}
+{"text":"whats ur excuse for egg prices being 10x what they were under biden then? you fucking retarded leftist anti-intellectual loser"}
+{"text":"Biden has electrolytes. It's what the economy craves."}
+{"text":"cool."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised Cuba even still has a government. Last I heard of them in the past 365 days they were teetering on the edge of collapse. Anyways, I'm sure the locals would love being annexed. Every Cuban immigrant in Florida has one thing to say about communism and it's that they HATE it!"}
+{"text":"Cope and seethe thirdie shill"}
+{"text":"You're poor."}
+{"text":"Cuban refugees are wrong"}
+{"text":"About what?"}
+{"text":"nta, but I read how you tried to sandwich handwaving away the whole 'painted to look like a civilian aircraft' part in between two solid chunks of retardation pretty standard shill work"}
+{"text":"The yanks are already openly bombing those boats and boasting about it, WHY would they even bother going through all the effort of making a disguise that nobody has apparently gotten a single photo of?"}
+{"text":"why are you pretending to be a foreign military buff"}
+{"text":"Why are you pretending to be retarded?"}
+{"text":"trying to empathize with you pretty hard, cuz yer pretty dumb"}
+{"text":"That's a good point. As well all know, part of Project 2025 was that all it's shit gets undone in 2026 and anything left unfinished gets backtracked."}
+{"text":"Randy Fine This fat jew is the biggest clown in Congress, and that's saying something. Zero fucking chance this sees a vote, it is just another attempt at grandstanding."}
+{"text":"We elected the biggest clown in the country as president. I dunno, man, anything could happen."}
+{"text":"but enough about Biden"}
+{"text":"enough of you, esl shill"}
+{"text":"this I support Trump on some things (like the border) but he already tried this with the Bigger Better Bill and had to drop it because of how many Republicans like outdoors shit."}
+{"text":"What a great factoid. Have an updoot, kind stranger!"}
+{"text":"Fuck them Monarch Butterflies man, they're all born in Mexico. Or, worse, California."}
+{"text":"Earthworms aren't either. Glaciers wiped em all out. Every worm you've ever seen crawling around in the dirt is an invasive pest brought over by Europeans."}
+{"text":"They want to (rightfully) sell off nature."}
+{"text":"The two Honduran men - Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, 42, and Luis Beltran Yanez–Cruz, 68 - died in area hospitals in Houston and Indio, California, on January 5 and 6, respectively, both following heart-related issues, ICE said. vax status?"}
+{"text":"turdie can't help himself. he is animated every moment of every day by a seething jealousy of first worlders"}
+{"text":"The glazer of ICE-IS 1476841, thus is a terrorist itself, can't help itself. It is obsessively driven 24/7 by being jealous of first worlders because it is a turdie."}
+{"text":"I'm white and American, unlike you, troon. only foreign curry eating trannies, such as yourself, hate ice. post proof of toilet ownership, thirdy ICE is based. all first world white men love ice."}
+{"text":"more seethe from 1476901 the indian tranny turdie"}
+{"text":"Nice point bro but you're poor so you don't count"}
+{"text":"you're literally a brown indian yuro"}
+{"text":"1477617 the jeet is seething more"}
+{"text":"thanks for informing me that you are seething, jeet"}
+{"text":"That's been the case since they ran a cover up for trump's failed coup in 2020"}
+{"text":"Senator Murkowski has received $436,022 from AIPAC for her pro-Israel interests"}
+{"text":"Oh I'm sorry I thought the Israelis super-duper liked Trump?"}
+{"text":"It appears you have created a false narrative in your mind"}
+{"text":"Nooo Israel hates the goy who bombed Iran for them and let them genocide Gaza, you're delusional! Lol Lmao even"}
+{"text":"The U.S. government issued a new security alert Saturday urging Americans in Venezuela to leave the country immediately, citing security concerns and the U.S. government’s inability to provide emergency assistance, according to the U.S. Embassy Caracas. \"U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said in a Jan. 10 security alert. The warning cited reports of armed groups operating on Venezuelan roads. The U.S. government issued a new security alert Saturday urging Americans in Venezuela to leave the country immediately, citing security concerns and the U.S. government’s inability to provide emergency assistance, according to the U.S. Embassy Caracas. \"U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said in a Jan. 10 security alert. The warning cited reports of armed groups operating on Venezuelan roads. The alert comes as international travel options have reopened. \"As international flights have resumed, U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"They're never going to admit what the do is both torture and illegal. Of course if one of their loved ones was subjected to a fraction of what those prisoners are they would be screaming their heads off. But these are sociopaths who get off on people they see as 'other' being subjected to any kind of horror imaginable. But the more rope we give them now, the better it will be when things shift and precedent has been set."}
+{"text":"Please ignore the braindead man, he means nothing Nothing is going on Please ask no questions Cuck."}
+{"text":"Just the way we like it."}
+{"text":"Sooner or later they're gonna fuck with someone carrying."}
+{"text":"This. Ban assault U-Hauls."}
+{"text":"Nobody NEEDS to drive a U-Haul"}
+{"text":"We need background checks and 10 day waiting periods for renting U-Hauls."}
+{"text":"BAN FULLY AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSIONS"}
+{"text":"guns don't kill people, uhauls kill people"}
+{"text":"Minnesota just arrested an ICE officer... after catching him a pedophile sting."}
+{"text":"Blowing a whistle or telling an ICE agent to go fuck themselves is literally not illegal. no one said that you mental midget, you get angry at scenarios you invent in your own head"}
+{"text":"country founded as and on commercial enterprise criticize a citizen for showing enterprise faggot"}
+{"text":"You are assuming you are arguing with an American there, anon."}
+{"text":"Who cares? People who stand in the way of the lawfully-elected authority in America need to leave. Fuck off to the third world country of your choice or die on this hill, its up to you. The law isn't going to protect you and neither are Americans, we're past tired of browns and communists running the table using our own laws for protection. You deserve whatever you get, legal or not."}
+{"text":"Demand for defence equipment has lifted orders in recent months, the economy ministry noted in a statement. “The trend of increasing demand from Germany and the eurozone is continuing,” it said. The jump in orders is some positive news for Europe’s biggest economy, which is struggling through a long decline due to a manufacturing slump, high energy costs and weak demand in key export markets. LBBW bank analyst Jens-Oliver Niklasch said the higher orders overall were “a real sign of a possible turnaround in the economy”. He cautioned that higher defence spending “in itself will not generate permanently higher growth potential” but said it was nevertheless important that “there is finally a sign of life from industry”. November’s figures were lifted by large-scale orders in the category for transport equipment including military vehicles, aircraft, ships and trains, according to Destatis. Areas outside defence also contributed, with jumps in demand for electrical and IT equipment as well as machine tools, it said. Domestic orders jumped 6.5% and foreign orders rose almost 5%, with demand from the euro area up more than 8%. Despite the rosier picture, the economy ministry noted that orders from some overseas markets had been weak since early 2025 due to trade and geopolitical uncertainties, and are expected to remain subdued. The US tariff blitz has been a heavy blow to German firms as the United States is the country’s top export market. The government is forecasting meagre growth of 0.2% for 2025, before the economy is expected to pick up speed this year."}
+{"text":"I hope all this defense spending proves to be pointless in the future rather than wise preparation for a future conflict."}
+{"text":"Have they fixed their fucking military yet? Is still only 1/3rd of their air force operational? Have they fixed their manpower problems in their army? Do they got anything larger than a frigate in the navy?"}
+{"text":"U asSA, ve has veys of making you spend"}
+{"text":"the shills have had their masks off for a while now"}
+{"text":"The population Looks like it's just lesbo Karens and illegal aliens. Sounds good to me."}
+{"text":"Thats why San Francisco is such a leftist utopia right lmao"}
+{"text":"Who organizes the riots? Throw them in jail."}
+{"text":"They should. And locate the source of the information leaks and do the same."}
+{"text":"ffs the shillbot is on the fritz again ^^"}
+{"text":"Biden wasn't real. But enough of about Hollywood politics. Remove the fucking 2 stars with 4 spikes bullshit, thx."}
+{"text":"You can keep telling yourself that."}
+{"text":"Hollywood politics But enough about Trump"}
+{"text":"Dang she hit him. Will Traitor Walz denounce his previous bullshit?"}
+{"text":"The US will give a flying fuck when all the OTHER countries in the UN pay back all the money THEY wers obligated to give the UN and spent decades ignoring."}
+{"text":"The events of the past year have shown that he functionally *does* have the power of the purse for some fucking reason."}
+{"text":"As an American I fucking despise the UN. Not even a trump fan. Fuck him and fuck that pathetic useless international group of assholes. Try to start a group based on actual international unity not just a shitty facade on top of a western world government."}
+{"text":"Say, Herr Shitler, after all those brown imports, Germany is no longer an Aryan country. Are you talking about creating a Turd Reich? N'YUCK N'YUCK"}
+{"text":"the jabronies at the UN needs to slow their rolls and smell what America is cooking"}
+{"text":"you're literally not american or white"}
+{"text":"Noem is a true zero. More Trump appointees need to dox their own kind. Ross is now living in interesting times Ross voted for Trump Trump appointed Noem Noem doxxed Ross Ross is destroyed You voted for this, MAGAts You're true zeroes. More MAGAts need to shoot themselves in the foot."}
+{"text":"You voted for this, MAGAts More shitibs through the meat grinder. Go on the attack, please."}
+{"text":"rightards voted for what happened to Ross More dumb projecting MAGAts need to shoot themselves in the foot"}
+{"text":"Exigent circumstances You don't have to dodge a sword to shoot a guy You don't have to dodge a bullet to shoot a guy Within reason if someone is being dangerous they're shootable Recklessly driving on am icy road is being dangerous"}
+{"text":"You should also agree to kill yourself for being a faggot. So chop chop shill boy get to it"}
+{"text":"Isn't getting the government to pay your bills by forcing rich people to pay for it at the point of a gun \"ripping people off\"?"}
+{"text":"So true xister, what we really need is more welfare for brown illegal aliens!"}
+{"text":"negotiate a raise With what leverage? get a new job With what leverage? or start a business. With what money?"}
+{"text":"Let me move the goalposts Tax cuts for the rich is trickle down, simple as."}
+{"text":"He can't, because he lied."}
+{"text":"Yea. Literally floating on oil. Its why the need to drill."}
+{"text":"There's literally so much oil that the CEO of opec was caught on a hot mic saying \"wow that's a lot of oil it's so much oil we don't know what to do with it\""}
+{"text":"CEO of OPEC Lol"}
+{"text":"The crazy thing is that sounds like something trump would say, when his dementia isn't acting up and he just walks away from a meeting to start out the window."}
+{"text":"So you don't have a source. I thought so."}
+{"text":"Nta but every government imposes a standard of law enforced by violence . Governance itself is inherently authoritarian."}
+{"text":"Despite the Trump administration doing their very best to do so it won't because even as retarded as le orange man is america is still taking a shit on the entire world. Think about that. America is retarded and run by a literal buffoon and it's still so far ahead the rest of the world simply shrug and roll over. b-but muh China or Russia stronk! Russia couldn't bully a neighbor one tenth its size and China has been so cucked they had a melty because of fucking nancy pelosi lol"}
+{"text":"How large are deez nutz draggin across your shill face nigger?"}
+{"text":"That wasn't me. What I do is highly regulated by the government. What I do is work three months out of the year then fuck-all for the remaining 9. And I'm not willing to risk it Which is why the middle class had to die for democracy to turn to shit. And for authoritarian leftism to thrive."}
+{"text":"Ashley Babitt was a terrorist Imagine being so stupid as to repeat that evil lie."}
+{"text":"Ashley Babitt was a terrorist Imagine being so stupid as to even think otherwise."}
+{"text":"Imagine simping for Ashley Babitt"}
+{"text":"*Domestic terrorist Ashley Babitt"}
+{"text":"Y'all Qaeda terrorist Assley Babshit Jonathan Ross: member of terrorist group ICE-IS"}
+{"text":"Liberals would ban private book ownership if it’s the means to support their local Libraries, while not understanding where the actual book donations come from. The party of “You’ll own nothing and be happy” You own nothing but the experimental RNA proteins rewriting random DNA inside you."}
+{"text":"Least obvious samefagging"}
+{"text":"You replied to three different people."}
+{"text":"There's nothing more hilarious than a radicalized chudcel telling people what liberals supposedly think."}
+{"text":"How do you idiots even come up with these hypotheticals?"}
+{"text":"known fugitive pulled over for arrest attacks arresting officer and is shot, then flees They're going to be arrested and deported as soon as they are medically stable."}
+{"text":"It's ALWAYS \"ooooh they tried to hit me with the car, I was so scared!\" It's like they're constantly surprised that there is in fact a car at a traffic stop."}
+{"text":"Man I hope this is true"}
+{"text":"Me too. It should rid us of a few terrorists, and more LGBTQs. Please arm up, ICE protesters. I'll lend you my gun."}
+{"text":"and the likes of 1474387 are already basically like those who collaborated with those that most others didn't like up to D-Day what happened soon after D-Day Those collaborators in France got what was coming to them when their 'authority-givers' saw those Sherman tanks & Jeeps approaching and left those who collaborated with them to those who got their righteous vengeance against said subhuman collaborators. the OP pic Not long from now, that will change into GIs representing those with revenge in mind and rightards about to be in receipt of such. The receipts are kept. One ICEtard is known: only too well for his own good. He's already living in interesting times. It's the shape of things to come (PROTIP: The incarcerated Chauvin fearing for his life 24/7). Think about the future, MAGAts. Your boy Ross - in becoming part of history thanks to your orange god's appointee Kristi 'Doxxer' Noem, thus he being in a world of shit is ultimately your fault, rightards - is already history. Think about the future. Those French collaborators forgot about that after their 'authority-givers' forgot about them. And judging by Indiana & Miami, that vengeance has already started."}
+{"text":"You need to work on your English, turdie."}
+{"text":"That - 1475547 - which made a post immediately after this one killed its functional brain because of a dysgenic rightoid illness which I'll never suffer from a post after this one by the whiny rightoid Karen 1475547 because she doesn't like a previous post I was correct after all. With this sort of predictability, maybe I should guess the lottery numbers next."}
+{"text":"no u Holy shit, it's almost human!"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, Kirk cultists with a mental illness constantly being upset at a particular post, or wouldn't have been butthurt at just a mere 'quip', will never be human, due to being inferior rightards."}
+{"text":"Jonathan Ross The \"Pulp Fascism\" guy?"}
+{"text":"Wow, take the L and just move on with life"}
+{"text":"sometimes i almost feel sorry for esl shill"}
+{"text":"Faggot you are the one with the L holy shit. Your not getting paid on this one loser."}
+{"text":"No one feels sorry for you, turdie."}
+{"text":"It's pretty bad today, board is unusually ESL."}
+{"text":"a subhuman ICEtard destroyed himself by being a murderer. That appointed by Trump helped in the MAGAts' 'hero' being destroyed by doxxing him Well well well... ...that aged well, o cultists that voted for those who destroyed your boy. Everything happening last year up to this is the least of your problems, now this will be the one factor which results in Total MAGA Death via the midterms. None of this - from 20th January 2025 and the fuckup thar has been Trumptardism between then & now - would have happened if Trump had lost a few months before last January. And Ross would now be living a boring & uneventful life as a nobody that would never be acknowledged by the rest of the world. But now by becoming part of 21st century history, he's now history. He's now living in interesting times. He only has the right to blame himself he voted for that which appointed that which doxxed him ...oh wait. But he's still to blame for the world of shit he's now in The only narrative will be the narration of this adminifrustration's obituary once an orange thing takes that final trip on Marine One a few years from now: and takes a dead GOP with it. The social death of an ICEtard. By allowing the current head(case) - and your 'hero's doxxer - of the DHS to be appointed by the Retard-in-Chief you allowed to politically exist by voting for it, Ross's destruction is ultimately your fault, MAGAtards."}
+{"text":"He doesn't actually believe the shitposts he makes. He's just baiting."}
+{"text":"I do actually. The majority of left wing political terrorism comes from LGBT individuals."}
+{"text":"Bump so Vivek-heads see this."}
+{"text":"Technically correct headline is best kind of correct headline."}
+{"text":"Send him back with the other esl shills"}
+{"text":"You can go with them, turdie."}
+{"text":"Poo gets flushed You got my hopes up for a second. Fuck you, OP."}
+{"text":"far right, far right, far right can you kill yourself, you actual fucking commie?"}
+{"text":"kirk never said that shooting were \"worth it,\" you retarded subhuman. rather, his point was that they were not enough to make him want to give up a fundamental right."}
+{"text":"commies, commies, commies Despite all it's 'best efforts', while McCarthy couldn't do shit to a perceived 'enemy' in the 1950s, meanwhile the Communist Party of America still exists to this day, the alcoholic subhuman McCarthy died a pickled irrelevance decades ago. can you kill yourself, you actual fucking commie? Rent free, folks."}
+{"text":"I want to kill people for speaking"}
+{"text":"Act retard Look retarded Make retards look less retarded What did anon mean by doing this?"}
+{"text":"Why chuds defend the Minnesota Massacre?"}
+{"text":"Karen's speaking to the big manager in the sky now"}
+{"text":"esl shill is trying to fit in with ancient memes again"}
+{"text":"So you don't understand what probable cause is, you fucking baboon?"}
+{"text":"What is in the agreement? The EU-Mercosur agreement is split into two parts, each with a different approval process. The first is a trade-only agreement – the Interim Trade Agreement (ITA). It falls under EU-only competence, meaning that it needs approval from the EU Council and the European Parliament to enter into force. The second one is a broader association agreement – the EU–Mercosur Partnership Agreement (EMPA). It includes trade but also investment and political cooperation. It must be ratified by national parliaments, a process that could take years. The bones of contention The most contentious elements are trade-related. For many EU industries, the deal is a clear win. It removes steep tariffs on EU exports – including duties of up to 35% on car parts and alcoholic drinks – and dismantles other trade barriers. But, in return, the EU has granted concessions to Argentina and Brazil – two agricultural heavyweights – allowing duty-free quotas for beef and poultry, as well as other “sensitive” products such as rice, honey and sugar. Why is it controversial for farmers? While Buenos Aires and Brasília consider the new quotas modest, many European farmers fear being undercut. Their concern is that producers in Mercosur operate under lower labour, animal-welfare and environmental standards, while EU farmers must comply with extensive and costly regulations, including more restrictions on pesticides."}
+{"text":"What has the EU done to address this? Farmers and EU agriculture ministers have repeatedly pushed for stronger safeguards and reciprocity in the deal over the past few years. Many of the concerns have since been addressed. Safeguard clauses will allow the EU to suspend tariff-free imports for some products if markets come under pressure. These have been made even tighter in the latest round of talks between EU ambassadors on Monday, as Euractiv reported. The European Commission is also stepping up border controls to prevent banned products from entering the bloc, and pushing new rules to imports of crops treated with hazardous pesticides outlawed in the EU. Why do the greens oppose? Green and left-wing groups have long opposed the deal, warning it could drive deforestation by encouraging more intensive farming and resource extraction for export. Critics also fear it could undermine the rights of indigenous communities, many of whom have spoken out against the agreement. The agreement comes as environmental groups and politicians criticise recent changes to the EU’s deforestation law. Adding to concerns, major Brazilian grain traders this week withdrew from a pact aimed at protecting the Amazon from soy-driven deforestation."}
+{"text":"Who’s supporting it? EU industries – from automotive and machinery to chemicals and pharmaceuticals – all stand to gain from improved access to the Mercosur market. Germany, Europe’s car-making powerhouse, has long been one of the agreement’s strongest backers. Food and drink producers – rather than farmers – also see major opportunities. Exporters expect growing demand for higher value-added products such as cheese, chocolate, wine and spirits. The agreement also includes one of the largest lists ever negotiated of protected EU food and drink products – around 340 in total – shielding iconic names such as Spanish Manchego cheese or French Champagne from imitation. Beyond the much-needed trade diversification due to tensions with the US and China, closer geopolitical ties with a major economic bloc like Mercosur are increasingly seen as strategic. What comes next? European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen is expected to sign the deal in Paraguay, which currently holds Mercosur’s rotating presidency, in the second half of next week. The ceremony, initially planned for Monday, is now expected to take place any time after Wednesday due to logistical issues. But the process is far from over. While the European Parliament cannot amend the text, it must now either approve or reject it. Once again, the outcome is expected to be close, with MEPs voting more along national lines than ideological ones. Before that, MEPs are set to vote on whether to refer the deal to the EU’s top court for a legal opinion. The move was first proposed in November by a group of 145 MEPs, but that was temporarily blocked, with EU Parliament political leaders citing the need to await the Council’s decision on the deal. If the challenge passes, this could freeze the EU ratification process until the Court issues its opinion. The vote could take place at the next plenary session, which starts on 19 January."}
+{"text":"the weapons were real in my mind"}
+{"text":"tRump I beg your pardon You never promised us a rose garden Along with the sunshine There's gotta be a little rain sometime When you take, you gotta give So live and let live or let go, whoa-whoa-whoa I promised you things like big diamond rings Well, sweet-talkin' you can make it come true I would give you the world right now on a silver platter But what would it matter? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"They were real in federal court, dipshit"}
+{"text":"nice of the violent insurrections to keep the weapons in virginia in observation of washington law. usually when i'm doing an armed coup i make sure to abide by local regulations"}
+{"text":"President Donald Trump might have accidentally pardoned the man who was caught planting pipe bombs outside of the DNC and RNC headquarters the night before the January 6 riot. Trump pardons yet another criminal. Nothing out of the ordinary."}
+{"text":"and thousands more calling him a hero for putting down a leftist terrorist ask"}
+{"text":"Where?"}
+{"text":"i watched the protests. it was mostly illegal aliens and karens"}
+{"text":"Uh, society supports ICE Except all those people openly protesting ICE, they don't count"}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"maga is leaky pussy."}
+{"text":"I was going to bring this up for the fagets who jilm over the ICC seeking other world leaders. Turns out, I found out they're full of shit and literally don't care. There's nothing inside the shell of leftism. Don't look, it's terrifying."}
+{"text":"Trump is going to be wanted by the ICC, perfect opportunity to turn him over after his next coup fails."}
+{"text":"Lol the UN, like yourself, doesn't have the balls."}
+{"text":"When is the ICC going to arrest Putin?"}
+{"text":"migatard is a third world shill account who supports the jewish mafia Many such cases"}
+{"text":"How did Trump campaign on releasing the Epstein files? Was it in project 2025? Did you hear about him talking about it on the campaign trail? I honestly didn't think you were listening to Trump speeches, so how do you know?"}
+{"text":"Thanks I don't watch Hannity I am under the age of 75"}
+{"text":"Also you don't speak russian"}
+{"text":"called for the seizure of private property and linked homeownership to white supremacy. \"Mamdani's mother, Mira Nair, is a renowned Indian-American filmmaker known for her work in the film industry. Her mother's house in Manhattan, which she owned from 2008 to 2019, was a swanky loft in West Chelsea. The property was bought for $1.375 million and sold for $1.45 million, with its current estimated value being around $1.9 million. This house, with its 12-foot ceilings, designer kitchen, and spa-like bathroom, has been a subject of discussion and criticism regarding Mamdani's socialist stance and the disconnect between his privileged background and the working-class image he projects.\""}
+{"text":"But if you talk about anything white people do that's obviously shitty, well that's racism. Whites are perfect, everyone knows that. Whites conquered the planet (and have gone to the Moon) and created the world we live in. The internet you're shitposting on was created by Whites."}
+{"text":"Whites have created every single field of science in existence. Unironically."}
+{"text":"He won lol."}
+{"text":"They are compared to the capitalists parasites that have ruined America. Time to take back this country from the conservative elites."}
+{"text":"Huh?"}
+{"text":"Why does everyone hate the environment/planet so much Not everyone, just rightards ftfy"}
+{"text":"Fucking 25 degrees outside and this asshole is bitching about global warming like we're all going to die tomorrow if we don't stop using oil. Suck a fat cock."}
+{"text":"Suckers who be-lie-ve contraritards that are climate change deniers get what's coming to them in tornadoes, hurricanes, floods etc. Let those assholes die. They die, America improves. They already suck dicks in flyover states."}
+{"text":"Weather exists AIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME BIG GOVERNMENT SAAAAVEEE MEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Trump's fucking stupid Unless he's a Russian asset"}
+{"text":"Yeah, they find everything Trump does to be aspirational. They dream of the day when they'll be at the top of the world, out of reach of all laws and societal expectations, and ginning the nation up for conquering Greenland and Canada."}
+{"text":"Because territorial sovereignty isn't something to just be taken lightly. If the precedent is set that the fat orange retard can just point at something and say it's his, he'll be emboldened to do it to something bigger. What would stop him from saying US possession of Poland is a national security priority, for example?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think he realizes how expensive and time consuming it would be to start mining those resources too."}
+{"text":"He can already put US bases wherever he wants under the pretense of it being for NATO. Imagine how exciting it would be to find out you’re getting stationed on the very northern tip of Greenland for the next 3 years of your military career"}
+{"text":"Nikita Cashapp killed his parents to transfer money Doomed from the start"}
+{"text":"Your fanfic has never been real"}
+{"text":"Wikipedia credible Kek"}
+{"text":"Here is the you, you so desperately want. Now fuck off back to clown world retard."}
+{"text":"You'll never beat the newfag allegations, 1474291 that projects by schizo posting the way you do."}
+{"text":"schizo formatting Post discarded"}
+{"text":"schizo posting schizo formatting Post discarded The duality of the hypocrite"}
+{"text":"I fucking WISH Biden wielded this much power, maybe he would've had Trump shot for treason."}
+{"text":"Lard ass Trump WILL suffer. No he won't. He's term limited and very old."}
+{"text":"Republicans are willing to do anything to get out of running this year."}
+{"text":"and he and his sons have made so many billions of dollars grifting MAGA chumps he doesn't care what happens to the GOP."}
+{"text":"Every $1 in food stanls returns $1.50 in the community so its a win-win How do you arrive at that number?"}
+{"text":"I made it up"}
+{"text":"There's no question about it, Fat Fuck Donny wants to become the first American Emperor. There is no other reason why someone who is making constant territorial claims against every neighbouring country would want a massively overbudgeted military."}
+{"text":"There is no other reason why someone who is making constant territorial claims against every neighbouring country China has to be watching what Trump's doing and saying \"Damn we could attack Taiwan tomorrow and get away with it\". I think that's part of why Trump needs to raise the military budget."}
+{"text":"This whole thread is troglodytes screaming at other troglodytes. It’s both immensely entertaining and reassuring that I don’t have whatever mental illness y’all got"}
+{"text":"You're completely in ignorance lol"}
+{"text":"Didn't he already do that during his first term?"}
+{"text":"looks for clues Republicans control all branches of government. That's the only clue you need that recession is imminent."}
+{"text":"clues for recession The answer is that a lot of corpos are being sued for participating in the Scamdemic, which violates Anti-Trust laws. The corpos are downsizing to save themselves from the lost of their investors."}
+{"text":"Kek. No it isn't. This is the most retarded lie I've heard in months. The truth is corp's realize that without the 2025 AI bubble we'd already be in a recession, we are in \"jobs recession\" already and have been since summer 2025 and that its obvious the average American is hurting financially. House of cards is collapsing. Greed is the cause, as always."}
+{"text":"Exactly that. They love to destroy us. Real sadistic of them. I blame Lutnick and Miller."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Tucker proving the police were in on the coup This isn't the win you think it is."}
+{"text":"Truly the worst day in American history since 9/11. Dare I say worse than 9/11. I don't know how we'll ever recover from that most important moment in American history. I'm literally shaking thinking about it right now."}
+{"text":"Can you explain how zipties=coup? I saw a bunch of zipties next to the clear plastic bags in the produce section. I hope they weren't planning a coup"}
+{"text":"The only thing wrong with Jan 6th was that the left didn't join MAGA in storming the Capitol Would've been a real watershed moment. Instead people still bitch about partisan politics. I would've loved to see BLM and MAGA both tar and feather Pelosi"}
+{"text":"The police were ordered to let them in."}
+{"text":"then you should have seen that she deliberately tried to run him over, which she did. who do you think you are fooling?"}
+{"text":"never went to a protest in her life why are you lying about this? she was an antifa terrorist and a total leftist nutjob. she'd probably been on hundreds of \"protests.\" never an activist for anything lol you're fucking nuts."}
+{"text":"this place is overrun with actual redd it commies who are totally impervious to truth and reason, so you're right."}
+{"text":"Oh look the damage control squad is back to get BTFO again."}
+{"text":"All AI fakery. freemason tell-a-lie-vision shit."}
+{"text":"He should have just taken the old food pyramid, merged vegetables and fruits, put it at the bottom and put meat, poultry, fish in the slot they occupied, and then put grains and cereals in the spot which had meat, poultry, fish. Part of the reason it was categorized this way in 1992 was specifically so Reagan didn't have to improve school lunches. He could keep serving slop and reclassifying tomato sauce on a pizza as a vegetable and the pizza as a grain. Real hand-rubbing tricks."}
+{"text":"He should have just taken the old food pyramid, merged vegetables and fruits, put it at the bottom and put meat, poultry, fish in the slot they occupied, and then put grains and cereals in the spot which had meat, poultry, fish. The problem is this actually doesn't fit with his guidelines; it still recommends more grains than any other individual category. Really he should've just put grains at bottom, veggies in the middle, then meat on top, but nooooo; he had to \"reverse\" it even though now it fails to communicate you should still be having more grains than either of the above, albeit not both combined. Also holy fuck the UI on the site he debuted this new pyramid on is fucking dogshit. I can't get over that; it uses the fucking scroll wheel for everything and it's incredibly annoying to actually get to the info itself. Literally would get an F in web design class it's so dogshit."}
+{"text":"This is literally just an image. It doesn’t say anything"}
+{"text":"Seriously. It just looks like a pile of shit."}
+{"text":"Carbs? Yes. Veggies offer fiber+vitamins though. Proteins are the gold standard, and fats aren't as bad a sugars."}
+{"text":"Last year, French Navy commandos detained a tanker suspected of operating for Russia's \"shadow fleet” off the coast of western France. The seizure took place just days after U.S. special forces swooped into Caracas before dawn on Saturday in a deadly raid to seize President Nicolas Maduro and take him to the United States. The U.S. military turned him over to federal authorities for prosecution on charges involving alleged drug trafficking. It was unclear where exactly the ship would now go, but sources said it would likely be entering British territorial waters. Britain's Ministry of Defence declined to comment. The U.S. Coast Guard first attempted to intercept the vessel last month, but it refused to be boarded. Since then, it has registered under a Russian flag and been renamed. The vessel is the latest tanker targeted by the U.S. Coast Guard since the start of U.S. President Donald Trump's pressure campaign against Venezuela. Separately, the U.S. Coast Guard also intercepted another Venezuela-linked tanker in Latin American waters on Wednesday. The U.S. military's Southern Command said the Panama-flagged supertanker M Sophia, which is under sanctions, was intercepted before dawn and described it as a \"stateless, sanctioned dark fleet motor tanker.\" \"The U.S. Coast Guard is escorting M/T Sophia to the U.S. for final disposition,\" Southern Command said in a statement. The seizure was first reported by Reuters. It had departed from Venezuelan waters in early January as part of a fleet of ships carrying Venezuelan oil to China in \"dark mode\" or with its transponder off, according to shipping data and sources."}
+{"text":"Top Venezuelan officials have called Maduro's capture a kidnapping and have accused the U.S. of trying to steal the country's vast oil reserves, estimated to be the largest in the world. In turn, Trump and top U.S. officials have accused Venezuela of stealing U.S. oil, in an apparent reference to the country's nationalization of its energy sector in several waves over the past half-century. Venezuela has millions of barrels of oil loaded on tankers and in storage tanks that it has been unable to ship due to the effective U.S. blockade on exports imposed since mid-December. Trump said on Tuesday that Caracas and Washington have reached a deal to export up to $2 billion worth of Venezuelan crude to the United States, an agreement that would divert supplies from China while helping Venezuela avoid deeper oil production cuts. Such an agreement would be a strong sign that the Venezuelan government is responding to Trump's demand that authorities there open up to U.S. oil companies or risk more military intervention. Trump has said he wants interim President Delcy Rodriguez to give the U.S. and private companies \"total access\" to Venezuela's oil industry. Since the U.S. imposed energy sanctions on Venezuela in 2019, traders and refiners buying Venezuelan oil have resorted to a \"shadow fleet\" of tankers that disguise their location, or to vessels already sanctioned for transporting Iranian or Russian oil. The shadow fleet is considered exposed to possible punitive measures from the U.S., shipping analysts have said."}
+{"text":"We have eyes, gaslighting shill anon"}
+{"text":"That's not what he's talking about you fucking retard. And that's not what happened in the incident you're bringing up."}
+{"text":"So she wasn't ramming any cars?"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"no. she was ramming people"}
+{"text":"We still have cannons pointed in your durection durection Holy esl alert!! These lefty shills are getting even more foreign by the day! Its now hard confirmed the money from this will not be going into the US treasury. It will be going into off-shore accounts presumably owned by Trump himself. But the US is purchasing the oil anon. The money is going from the US to Venezuela Learn 2 read English, esl raj"}
+{"text":"Your feelings seem hurt, esl shill. Is it because of your moniker here?"}
+{"text":"We all have our masters. Ours is Israel, yours is America."}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"I think you need to cry about it more."}
+{"text":"You all know that if the situation were reversed and a mob of people (many brown omg) showed up to storm the capital building with the goal of stopping Trump from getting into office a second time and put Harris in charge, you would be crying bloody murder and that every single one of them should be hung. You and your ilk are impossible to take seriously on anything because you're purely just violent hypocrites."}
+{"text":"All cops, nigga, not some cops, not most cops, ALL COPS"}
+{"text":"Except the point of the ACAB slogan is that even cops that don't directly participate in corrupt activities and abuses of power defend and cover for the ones that do and participate in propping up the institutional structures that let them get away with shit. The Capitol Police are not part of the shared power structure of any other police department, being appointed and overseen by the US legislature and their duties do not tend to involve the regular abuses seen from other police departments. Slogans are supposed to be simplified shorthand for messages, not the message themselves. If you don't understand that, you're no better than a parrot. Might as well argue \"defund the police\" was just about cutting government budgets and not about redirecting resources to programs to help prevent the need for police and shield people from contact with police."}
+{"text":"2020 was stolen and they were unarmed protesters."}
+{"text":"Two falsehoods in one post! Amazing!"}
+{"text":"What are babies given STD vaccines like hep again?"}
+{"text":"In case a lib molests them. Very common problem"}
+{"text":"15 years ago, I used to argue against \"anti-vaxxers\" and call them all sorts of names None of my kids have gotten a single vaccine You guys fucked up by lying too many times for too many years and no one believes you anymore"}
+{"text":"Trump blames vaccines for his autistic son and not the fact that he fathered Baron at 60 years old"}
+{"text":"A frightening recession indicator is flashing red — and Americans can see it all over Main Street. Experts told the Daily Mail that a sudden surge in bankruptcies and store closures — hitting mom-and-pop shops, small restaurants, and local retailers — is an early warning sign that the economy is starting to crack. 'The little guys are going to start falling first,' Joe Barsalona, a Delaware-based bankruptcy lawyer at Pashman Stein Walder Hayden, said. 'A recession is coming. I agree with economists that the increase in small business bankruptcies is a canary in a coal mine.' Despite last-ditch efforts from owners, Subchapter V bankruptcies, a restructuring program created for small businesses, are on the rise. By the start of December, 2,221 US businesses had filed for Subchapter V bankruptcy, according to new analysis from economists at The Kobeissi Letter. That was already more small business bankruptcies than the 2,211 filings through all of 2024, even with weeks still left on the calendar. The filings still represent a small fraction of America's roughly 33 million small businesses, but economists say the acceleration — not the raw number — is what's raising alarms. And the trend has gotten worse in the back half of 2025. 'US small business bankruptcies are surging as if there is a recession,' analysts at The Kobeissi Letter wrote in a December 6 post on X. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"To be fair you have to be a pretty dumb fuck to think abything good of the orange faggot"}
+{"text":"But enough about 1472289 with BDS"}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"J E W S"}
+{"text":"greedy cruel T R U M P thus an orange golem which gives Republican taxpayer money to Israel is controlled by Bibi. And you voted for this, MAGAts. Including you, 1472792."}
+{"text":"Holy fucking shit."}
+{"text":"Good. Fuck that moron. Now let’s throw the other leftists out."}
+{"text":"So he's just not seeking re-election, like LBJ after the scandal of Vietnam"}
+{"text":"Every figure that can present an actual threat to MAGA's grip on power is going to be hounded for every scandal that can be found, both real and imagined. This is how they get you, people."}
+{"text":"drops 2028 Presidential bid Not presidential bid, but running for a third time as governor of Minnesota, you illiterate."}
+{"text":"Maduro's VP is just as illegitimate as he is. Trump deciding to acknowledge her as the leader instead of the opposition leader who actually won the election literally just legitimizes him while ensuring nothing actually changes for the people."}
+{"text":"Congress is supposed to control the purse strings and decisions on whether or not to go to war President launches an illegal war and uses it to rape the target country of its wealth to create a privately controlled slush fund for himself Republicans clap like chimps I genuinely don't want to hear a single fucking thing about Democratic abuses of power from Republicans ever again for the rest of my fucking life."}
+{"text":"It's not even that much, and Trump has made no indications this would be a regular payment as opposed to a one-off gift which they'll have to repeat every few months when he gets uppity. I'm genuinely unsure if they fucking scammed him into letting them keep their dictatorship because he's a retard, or he's trying to provide some hype to his base that doesn't actually amount to anything."}
+{"text":"Changing anything for venezuelans was never the objective. T-Rump just wants more oil and to larp CoD Ghosts"}
+{"text":"you really got tossed around in this thread, shill anon. sheesh"}
+{"text":"dems ruin everything just like how they destroyed the justice system when radical liberal judges refused to imprison the sandwich thrower because he made sure not to assault federal officers"}
+{"text":"That whole saga was hilarious Arrest that man for assault! Ok so the judge laughed us out of court for trying to make it a felony, but we can still get him on misdemeanor assault! Ok we lost again because not only was it shaky to begin with, but we got caught actively lying about several elements of the case when honestly we didn't even need to Whoops"}
+{"text":"A pissy little boat got smacked with a fucking Hellfire, there's no 'oh it's only disabled' around that."}
+{"text":"that they were climbing back into. Per reporting, the boat was overturned. I don't know if you've ever been on the water, but there is literally not a snowball's chance in hell they were overturning that shit, speaking from experience. Now, you're free to call the reporting a lie, but nobody has to give a single fuck what you say as long as your side is refusing to release the video."}
+{"text":"The only thing Russia and China are getting from this is that “might makes right” is perfectly fine for doing whatever you want to countries in your backyard, despite the last 80 years of global order saying not to do that The US doing this shit to Greenland would decisively end NATO and be a field day for our adversaries"}
+{"text":"The we're gonna invade Greenland shit is just him trolling, even though most of us would have his back if he did it. And this is why you're in a cult."}
+{"text":"They should it would be hilarious to see the fall out"}
+{"text":"Proof? How are you this ignorant when there are threads like  in the catalog right now."}
+{"text":"You simp for a kidfucker, opinion discarded. Total migger death"}
+{"text":"if you aren't with trump ur with maduro"}
+{"text":"This is exactly what I'm talking about. They breached like fifty different international norms and they didn't even bother getting all their ducks in a row first, so it could well all be for nothing."}
+{"text":"the whole world (except israel) stands with maduro lmao"}
+{"text":"china russia north korea is the entire world ya no wonder ur a retarded dipshit notice the similarities? the veuezulians are calling you leftists retarded out of touch morons too thinking they want a dictator who imprison kids to torture you're so stupid and out of touch you should just kill yourself"}
+{"text":"angry zogsemen fueled rant lmao"}
+{"text":"All those protests that we see in Iran on the news are AI generated by Israel. If thine eye is offended by the Zionist, pluck their eye out"}
+{"text":"Maybe they should ask their friends in Lebanon, Russia and China for help"}
+{"text":"As illegal as the raid on Venezuela was, it would be really funny if Iran fell right after it did. Russian hemisphere of influence would be pretty much dead, with the exception of Belarus and maybe North Korea."}
+{"text":"Russia has abandoned every single ally it has. I don’t think they have any influence outside of funding social media commentators"}
+{"text":"Tbf they gave Venezuela some air defense thinking it would do something, which given the absolute state of their military right now was probably no small gesture. Which does make it more funny given how useless it seemed to be. It makes me happy in a way, knowing they chewed their teeth out so hard that they can't even send Wagner to Iran to try and help with the protests, and that there's a decent chance these ones might boil over and topple the regime, like what happened in Syria."}
+{"text":"Fentanoil"}
+{"text":"Not fact based So right wing."}
+{"text":"Hey guys I'm just bumping the thread to see if the US recovered any of the fentanyl that's was headed to Miami? My shipment was due last week and it never came."}
+{"text":"Can't im not brown like you"}
+{"text":"They knew we were coming for Maduro and gave him up willingly."}
+{"text":"Maduro is the perfect fall guy in a blood oil corpo war. For hostile take overs it's a genius move."}
+{"text":"Same as old story, same old script with Iraqi."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna let you chill for a few hours before I respond to the rest of your post. And then he never came back cause he never had a comeback."}
+{"text":"we need your oil"}
+{"text":"Cubs is the only one I really agree with. Ask any Cuban immigrant in Florida and they'll tell you that they fucking HATE communism. I don't really know about Colombia so I have no opinion. Mexico? Oh dear, that's going worse than Vietnam! Suggestion: Haiti should be razed and then left alone. The humans on the other side of the island would most certainly approve!"}
+{"text":"Cuba. I'm turning off autocomplete."}
+{"text":"Cubs is the only one I really agree with I'm sure White Sox fans would disagree"}
+{"text":"Epstein wasn't just a single pedophile; he had a whole network of people around him involved in it. This is an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory, and has been repeatedly debunked."}
+{"text":"Neonazi socialists socialists Hitler hated Bolsheviks This kills the rightard's opinions"}
+{"text":"Youre a new fag shill. Explains this entire thing. Still kys"}
+{"text":"The illiterate foreign shill needing to project explains how it is a newfag that will die a kissless virgin."}
+{"text":"New fag doesn't know what a you is. Can't even properly tag a post in response. So we all say again kys but make sure to get your family first"}
+{"text":"Youre The foreign newfag is too illiterate to know how to spell \"You're\". And is a newfag for not knowing about how to deny others of a '(You)' by omitting the tag. we Hi, illiterate foreign shill."}
+{"text":"appealng to their morals doesn't work Well, unlike Trump and MAGAts, at least liberals actually HAVE morals."}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"Lmao"}
+{"text":"stocks are at an all time high, democrats used and it didn't work. Voters didn't buy it, they didn't care so much about stocks but more about affordability. Enjoy trying to use that I guess, but only a moron get excited about using a failing strategy."}
+{"text":"Yeah 97% of the work force in the USA has no meaningful investments in the stock market. They're focused on 1)pricing and 2)paychecks. Neither of which have been doing well during Trumps tenure. Its all Trumps fault."}
+{"text":"“Tinder for Nazis” hit by 100GB data leak, thousands of users exposed. An investigative journalist has infiltrated the white supremacist dating website WhiteDate and exfiltrated over 8,000 profiles and 100GB of data. Photos and other sensitive details have been made public, and the full “WhiteLeaks” data is available to journalists and researchers on DDoSecrets. An “old-school anarchist researcher,” who goes by the online pseudonym Martha Root, claims to have breached a racist dating site and two similar platforms. The leak affects WhiteDate, a white supremacist dating site for “Europids seeking tribal love,” WhiteChild, a white supremacist site focused on family and ancestry, and WhiteDeal, a networking and professional development site for people with a racist worldview. All three platforms were operated by a right-wing extremist from Germany. “I infiltrated a racist dating site and made nazis fall in love with robots,” Root claims. The journalist found that websites’ cybersecurity hygiene was so poor that it “would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush.” “Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website – maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Sounds like circular logic"}
+{"text":"Not really, it's that bad."}
+{"text":"What a fun way to say you didn't read the article don't have to read it to know faggots were involved."}
+{"text":"There is nothing wrong with eliminating nazis the problem is you simpletons call everyone you disagree with nazis."}
+{"text":"^The problem with a rightard moron is that all his opinions are eternally wrong. There is certainly nothing wrong with eliminating subhuman rightards."}
+{"text":"Trump bombs Venezuela and takes Maduro for himself. I hope he picked up some zesty brown boys, and some brown female maids. My take dungeon needs is running low and I'm super pissed so I'm bombing ICE over it. And the jizz on the floor ain't gonna clean itself up."}
+{"text":"I'm posting from my phone right now since I'm in the middle of terrorism to ensure my access to undocumented brown bussy. Every Democrat knows I meant rape dungeon, not \"take\" there. Just wanted to clear it up for the MAGAts."}
+{"text":"George W. Bush can be the best man at the wedding!"}
+{"text":"You're choice I guess. Personally I say we bury him next to McCain. Bush is still alive Did I say he wasn't?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure you have sources that aren't random twitter users."}
+{"text":"Well then stop lying faggot"}
+{"text":"maybe if I double down on being a retard people will believe me"}
+{"text":"It do be like this"}
+{"text":"No different than America"}
+{"text":"god you're esl"}
+{"text":"We needed to move on from discussing why the government experienced the longest shutdown in US history, and what compromises allowed the government to re-open after the longest shutdown in history, to talk about 20,000 more pages of the Epstein files. The files were the distraction, the noise. The shutdown was the signal. And ignoring that signal to focus on the epstein files. Think of it like the country is a patient, a government shutdown is like the heart of government stopped beating for 43 days. That is not good for the prognosis of the country. And a dead pedophile who got arrested and died 7 years ago isn't meaningful for the prognosis of America"}
+{"text":"So the healthcare thing? The thing that is now happening and driving up premiums? Also the partdown was partially a distraction FROM Epstein. Johnson refused to certify the last vote for releasing them until afterwards when he had no choice. And it is very concerning that the President is confirmed to be actively covering for pedophiles and is almost certainly one himself."}
+{"text":"It's really not driving up premiums. Turns out you fell for an ad campaign from insurance companies, and you're all like, \"Take my money, please!!!!\""}
+{"text":"can't admit that lame rightards reduced to using AI slop are degenerates Coward"}
+{"text":"Like anyone cares what a bunch if baguette munching faggots think is illegal. Those pedos made cuties and even more pedos across the internet keep spewing that old retarded line of \"no u because you NOTICED\" to defend their sick perversions."}
+{"text":"There is no right wing, there is no left wing. Coward. Can't admit the AI slop you use is not LAME."}
+{"text":"rightards are reduced to using AI slop. Case in point, a murdered mother. Then screaming at others descrating their sacred martyr Charlie Kirk with just words a lame rightard is reduced to projecting at someone who has never resorted to using AI slop and never will a rightard coward screams at others denying them of their right to use AI to get their jollies, while refusing to condemn the GOP: Gang Of Pedophiles refusing to make child marriages illegal in certain states Cowards"}
+{"text":"You're an inbred subhuman retard"}
+{"text":"what does race have to do with the language?"}
+{"text":"Americunts didnt even know lots of drugs comes from mexico and china but americunts dont have strength to take action on those nations attacked rich oil country instead in the name of drugs now americunts its time for your meds fentanyl"}
+{"text":"I miss when ESLs were too ashamed to post. Now it is like every other thread."}
+{"text":"Oooo internet tough guy! LMAO brownoid tranny lefty seethe!"}
+{"text":"Trump is the one protecting drug lords by pardoning the inventor of the Silk Road. You're fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"I'm sorry, Anon, I will endeavour to use SchizoNewsDaily.net next time."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Russia to Isreal Big surprise. Now we know for sure."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"This is for maga when old ass dies. Can't wait for you to face the wall fucko"}
+{"text":"I thought you shills like when Americans died? Isn't that what isreal pays you for?"}
+{"text":"So much cope!"}
+{"text":"So much cope! From rightards ;^)"}
+{"text":"Se acabó."}
+{"text":"Epstein não morreu na prisão, ele está escondido na Venezuela."}
+{"text":"What ban?"}
+{"text":"esl shill is projecting as usual, i wouldn't worry about it"}
+{"text":"So it's a \"non-profit\" that gets tens of millions of government dollars with 100 employees that just have to mow grass?"}
+{"text":"If that's all it was then what are all the thousands of employees of Trump's golf courses doing?"}
+{"text":"NLT doesn't get 10s of millions of dollars in taxpayer funding. It had a lease agreement with the DoI that included a provisor that money spent to improve the courses would offset lease payments. So if the NLT took in 5 million in greens fees, it could use that 5 million to improve courses, pro shops, pay maintenance staff in lieu of a lease payment. It's a win-win - taxpayers don't have to fund a public course and there's still accessible public courses in DC. According to the NLT, they were doing just that. What you will now get are 3 public courses that will be turned private, managed by Trump Organization, and paid for directly by the US taxpayer in the way of DoI spending. It's just more grift - taxpayer money going into the hands of Trump Org so he can impress some sheiks from UAE. America First!"}
+{"text":"the next leader is already in line and accepted source?"}
+{"text":"Venezuelans are cheering in the streets, how does that make you feel? Please describe in detail, i am edging."}
+{"text":"There's also regime supporters calling for retaliation in the streets. Power got passed down to Maduro's Vice President. Also, you don't remember how EVERY OTHER TIME the US did a regime change like this, the same thing happened only for things to go to shit right after?"}
+{"text":"Regime change has historically worked out in Americas favour every single time. Look at how free and prosperous the people are in Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Libya and Syria. And you just know they love us more than their heathen gods"}
+{"text":"the president of your country gets kidnapped everyone there cheers lmao. Really says a lot."}
+{"text":"socialist neonazi is imploding again"}
+{"text":"1471237 the rightist terrorist is having a melty again"}
+{"text":"Case in point:"}
+{"text":"Trump doesn’t love mamdani. He’s completely subservient to him, he’s afraid of the mayor of the largest city in the US so he was grovelling. It was painful to watch. “Go ahead, I’ve been called worse” Trump"}
+{"text":"He’s completely subservient to him, he’s afraid of the mayor of the largest city in the US so he was grovelling. It was painful to watch Good. what has happened since Miami and that was before now. The midterms this year Be afraid. Be very afraid, Trump."}
+{"text":"Isn't it a bit reductionist to blame every problem on the Jews and Israel?"}
+{"text":"This kind of open political retaliation is legit gonna get him kicked out. He literally just demands complete and utter subservience; the party has to answer to his whims and eventually we'll hit a point where those the ones that remain after the inevitable blue wave in midterms would rather stand by and let dems impeach him than basically be unable to do anything for themselves without Trump trying to fuck them over."}
+{"text":"Is he even real now? Properly getting NPC and dead status by some triggered snowflakes on twitter."}
+{"text":"ballroom's privately funded innit? 100% donations?"}
+{"text":"you think I’m ridiculous? I don’t talk to my “spawners” (which sane people refer to as parents) because I now religiously believe the shit I read on the biggest troll board on the internet Beyond parody. I hope for your sake that was some kind of joke and you aren’t actually that much of a subhuman mongoloid shitstain"}
+{"text":"Wait how does this make any sense? If the fake daycares have no kids, they aren't taking clientele from the real ones."}
+{"text":"Daycare “Creative Minds Daycare” was SHUTDOWN and then reopened the next day under the name “Super Kids Daycare” they received $2,450,000 in 2025. According to the DHS license website “Creative minds daycare” was closed on October 1, 2025 and the SAME day “Super kids” was opened. Once again NO kids to be seen and 3 BMW’s and a Range Rover parked outside. FRAUD. Democrat Pirates Walz and Omar are silent."}
+{"text":"Alrighty shill bot, calm down. This one already got debunked on twitter. You can see the exact reply that did so in the replies the tweet you copy and pasted this from."}
+{"text":"So this is an actual shill campaign, right? It's gotten really fucking bad lately, even more than usual. Wild. Didn't think they cared about 4chan."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Tim walz had Melissa Hortman murdered to cover up his Somali fraud network"}
+{"text":"Zoomers with their cameras filming the flames starting to spread over their heads and trying to get a cool shot for their social media. The greatest generation and all that stuff in between finishes in the most self-absorbed generation"}
+{"text":"Given enough time, all memes become reality"}
+{"text":"Fascinating how this FBI keeps failing to track down suspects after they do things, but conveniently keeps foiling attacks on major holidays only ahead of time."}
+{"text":"Attack planned by who exactly? Did the \"foreign terrorist organization\" representative and his undercover FBI employee happen to work in the same office? Who wrote that note?"}
+{"text":"Christian Sturdivant was charged with attempting to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization attack plot targeting a grocery store and fast-food restaurant in North Carolina Their online messages, along with a recent search of his home, indicated attacks would occur with knives and hammers Apparently we need to be in awe and not question that the FBI arrested someone who was supposedly planning on giving knives and hammers to foreign IS terrorists so they could attack a fast food place in North Carolina Not join in on the attack, just hand out hammers and watch."}
+{"text":"18 yr old Christian Sturdivant , hardcore isis trained militant jihadist. I'm sure krazy-eyed killer kash gonna find a connection to Mandami and his New York City inauguration. N'YUCK N'YUCK"}
+{"text":"drudge report Kwab"}
+{"text":"Not sure what you meant, Anon."}
+{"text":"Kel what a bitch Look up Kevin Nash 1992 for more details."}
+{"text":"Replying to his own thread hoping someone posts in it Kwab"}
+{"text":"Shocking, who could have guessed"}
+{"text":"A certain shopping site I go to for reasonably priced goods has been showing me pins, patches etc relating to Ukraine. That shopping site? AliExpress. I'm tempted to order some. When ol Xi's doing nothing about that, so much for China supporting you, Putin."}
+{"text":"so much for China supporting you, Putin. China is just an opportunist in this whole thing. They are very happy about the West being distracted with this whole thing and don't want Russia to lose, but I doubt they care much beyond that. They'll happily milk them for all the spicy oil and gas deals they can get too"}
+{"text":"When is Trumps next meeting with Putin?"}
+{"text":"I don't know why amerifags are fighting on the wrong side again. lol."}
+{"text":"This is what America will look like when the trump depression hits"}
+{"text":"Personally I plan to start eating leftists once the tariffs (that have been mostly in effect for the past 8 years) ruin the economy and force me to eat rancid meat."}
+{"text":"Merchants, shop owners and students All that trash can be exterminated and nothing of value will be lost."}
+{"text":"My agents are Sowing the Seeds of Subversion in Iran. My photos of chump tRump with the naked 15-year-old on his lap will be the spur for United States action"}
+{"text":"ok, Jamal"}
+{"text":"Quite the opposite. Jews are without question scamming us, likely far worst than the GOP's (Mossads) villain of the week."}
+{"text":"Israel controls the GOP but merely influences the DNC."}
+{"text":"ITS DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ the absolute state of the modern \"liberal\""}
+{"text":"1470769 69 An orange thing in bed with Bibi: and the former is the bottom bitch of the latter. You voted for this rightards."}
+{"text":"MAGA shouldn't be worshipping their slave masters as hero's."}
+{"text":"take your fucking meds"}
+{"text":"Just imagine how much nicer this board would be if it did that"}
+{"text":"Maybe trump should come clean on what meds he's taking given it's clear he's dying."}
+{"text":"Hitler and Trump aren't the same. Oh lawdy."}
+{"text":"Tbdesu any other year I'd think this was some schizophrenic conspiracy theory, but now I'm starting to feel like it might be a real thing to worry about. Trumps brain completely broke sometime within the last year and a half, I wouldn't put anything past him after the catastrophe that was the 'release' of the Epstein files."}
+{"text":"deporting foreign invaders is literally just like the heckin Holocaust! Not shaking off the underage NPC label. esl esl ESL foreigner that isn't American (and also I'm so scared of being called out that I don't even reply to anyone) esl shill not even american Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"026: Simple as schizo sucks tranny cock, declares love for it."}
+{"text":"republicans bought the voting machines. they will cheat in 2028. and that's a good thing"}
+{"text":"1470730 the projecting bot will never beat the conceding allegations, that fact is accepted. The post between this and  shows its anti-democracy colors."}
+{"text":"irrelevant rambling pathetic little parasite, aren’t you?"}
+{"text":"The Small Business Administration under Donald Trump just SUSPENDED 6,900 Minnesota borrowers over suspected PPP and EIDL loan fraud totaling nearly HALF A BILLION DOLLARS. Let that sink in. This isn’t accidental. This isn’t rare. It’s systemic rot. Every single day more fraud is exposed and it all traces back to the same corrupt machine. Minnesota is a case study in what happens when accountability disappears. Defund Minnesota. Claw back every dollar. Prosecute everyone involved."}
+{"text":"Aimee Bock, the ringleader of the Feeding Our Future COVID fraud scheme, is listed as the contact for at least FOURTY SEVEN taxpayer-funded \"child cares\" in Minnesota, according to an official state database. These locations must be investigated for potential further fraud"}
+{"text":"FOURTY 1470789 is the ringleader of subhuman shills that will never be American, because actual Americans with English as their first language know that word is spelled \"Forty\"."}
+{"text":"zoomers think this this trolling lmao"}
+{"text":"telling lawmakers in a closed-door deposition earlier this month that his team \"had proof beyond reasonable doubt in both cases\" that Trump was guilty of the charges in the 2020 election interference and classified documents cases. Could we see that proof?"}
+{"text":"no. and you're a racist nazi for asking"}
+{"text":"Aileen Cannon is that you?"}
+{"text":"Dis nigga needa go oudsiiiideee!!!"}
+{"text":"this is a lot of words for 'votes made on election day shouldn't count'"}
+{"text":"good, i hope they do steal it. democrats aren't fit to govern"}
+{"text":"Nah. Trump is just incapable of winning against a man. He can only beat women."}
+{"text":"I mean Democrats stole 2020 so fairs fair!"}
+{"text":"Maduro’s in jail. Putin is next."}
+{"text":"They're just going to rig it the Republican electorate don't trust Trump All who gain power are afraid to lose it. The 'assassination' attempt was clearly staged. Because trying a JFK again would be too obvious. As is any attempt at vote rigging this year & beyond. Anything other than Republicans losiing in the midterms will be an admission of guilt by Trump & co."}
+{"text":"He means republicans are going to rig it because no one can stop them since trump would be entirely on board with it and the republican supreme court would just rubber stamp the theft."}
+{"text":"In reverse order: Indiana Miami California Virginia New Jersey NYC Why couldn't these be rigged? Especially now Mamdani is now officially Mayor of Trump's old patch: and of course he can't escape a Democrat mayor, now there's one in the main city of the state Mar-a-Lago's in. If these pre-midterms couldn't be rigged because reality couldn't be stopped, any attempt at doing so, especially after today in NYC, will be too obvious."}
+{"text":"Why are his hands so small"}
+{"text":"For miggers it is an honor to have the president fuck your 5 years old daughter"}
+{"text":"The definition of what counts as a victory has changed much since the war started all those years ago."}
+{"text":"Ukraine should keep forcing men to die because men are nothing but disposable pawns Are you a feminist or just a simp?"}
+{"text":"why do you want everyone to know you're a russia shill? it can't possibly help your goal"}
+{"text":"Worse. He's a Canadian jeet being paid by a jew to shill"}
+{"text":"Many such cases"}
+{"text":"Your alternative facts aren't real."}
+{"text":"Yeah they are real. They're also 3 years old and done under Biden, so Trump's DOJ hasn't actually done shit in this case. And it especially has nothing to do with any of these \"citizen journalists\"."}
+{"text":"Paying a $20.25 'Personal Sacrifice' donation to 'own the libs', eh Trumptards? If you aren't, why not? There's so many now ex-Trump voters who won't be paying that amount to Trump, so if you aren't, MAGAts in /news/, you're just like those 'traitors' to your cause, shills."}
+{"text":"Tell that to the 60 Somalians convicted of fraud sitting in a prison cell, I'm sure they will agree with you"}
+{"text":"and trump has nothing to do with it. oh, and did you see how minnesota republicans opposed walz' anti-fraud plan earlier this year, too? funny, ain't it"}
+{"text":"Thats the state of the Republican party. They are utterly incapable of taking any responsibility for their actions and have to resort to lies to make the other side look bad. Any accusation from them is a confession."}
+{"text":"What we know: Cole initially denied involvement but confessed after being shown surveillance images, investigators said. They arrested this patsy after the DC officer that actually planted them got outed by the media. They're selectively releasing things he said and claiming he has severe autism. This is what railroading somebody looks like."}
+{"text":"just wondering why no news outlet in the West is reporting about Europeans being replaced in their own cities?"}
+{"text":"here's the image I would have attached to my post if this board wasn't reddit on 4chan"}
+{"text":"You lefties and your cooky conspiracy theories."}
+{"text":"I am so disappointed with my son, I mean, just Imagine how on totally talented you have to be to have highly recognizable name brand like Kennedy, Enter politics, and fail so badly, that you end up working as an underling for Trump"}
+{"text":"on totally talented I'm totally I'm totally Untotally Third time a charm Stupid voice to text (My enunciation is perfect... The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,)"}
+{"text":"i'd suggest a word like 'inept' next time, untotally isn't a real word even if the definition can be parsed"}
+{"text":"Have you heard what he did to his voice? He sounds like a malfunctioning lawnmower when he talks."}
+{"text":"He treated the Kennedy name better than George W and the Bush name, or Hillary and the Clinton name."}
+{"text":"Twice as many Americans believe their financial security is getting worse than better, according to an exclusive new poll conducted for the Guardian, and they are increasingly blaming the White House. 57% of Americans said the US economy is undergoing a recession, up 11% from a similar poll that was conducted in February. The stark divisions between Democrats and Republicans continue to persist. Democrats are almost twice as likely as Republicans to say their financial security is getting worse – 52% versus 27%. But more concerningly for Republicans, who will have to fight next year to keep their majority in Congress, Trump hasn’t been able to sway independents. A majority (54%) of independents said their financials are worsening, +9% compared with February’s polling. Most independents (58%) also believe the country is experiencing a recession. And more of the blame is being placed on the White House than ever before. When asked to choose between the government or corporations for the question “who is most responsible for any increasing prices”: - 76% of Democrats said it was government management of the economy, +17% from February’s poll. - 72% of independents also pointed to the government, +14% from February. - Republicans were less likely to point to the government, with 55% saying it was government (-6% compared to February) and 45% blaming corporate practices. In another worrying sign for Republicans, over the course of his first year, these voters have soured on the economy. While Americans overall have grown more pessimistic this year, women are far less confident about the economy than men. Nearly two-thirds of women (62%) believe the US is experiencing a recession, +12% from February, compared with 52% of men who believe the same. And half of women (50%) believe their financial security is getting worse while 39% of men believe the same. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"brought to you buy Trump Good Lord, your thinktank needs to hire better foreign shills who actually understand English"}
+{"text":"The US has been a recession, if not outright depression, since 2008. What the stock market is doing is mostly irrelevant, the country has been completely deindustrialized, the government penalizes you for making anything, and the only way to make money is healthcare, fraud, or both."}
+{"text":"The US has been a recession Good morning saar"}
+{"text":"Kek. Talk to real Americans. They don't think the economy is great. Thats why Trumps delusional rantings about the economy being the greatest ever aren't working."}
+{"text":"They arent illegal. That elon faggot gave them visas to take jobs."}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Its sad as fuck this country got successfully fleeced by call center pajeet niggers"}
+{"text":"There were only a handful of people behind that shit. And now they deserve to be physically removed from the country."}
+{"text":"I'm shocked how easy it was, part of what LBJ's administration was warned about when they warned against the possibility of illegal immigrants flooding the country was that our jails are much nicer than their countries, if we arrest them then we're effectively housing them for free. If we execute them, we're no better than the commies who do the same to migrants in their country. At the time, it was in response to the Chinese who were going through their version of the troubles where the average person would normally eat meals made of the children of other average people, as Mao at the time had this Great Leap Forward plan which destroyed the crops of millions of farmers. But the theory is still the same: Even living in a maximum security prison in America is better than living as a dirt farmer in India or a starving thief in Somalia. So of course they're going to try anything in their power to come over here even if they end up getting caught. The money just one of these establishments can scam the local government can make them and their entire extended family live a king's life for eternity and all it takes is maybe one member of their family getting an all-expenses paid vacation in American prison (probably not even maximum security, the last person who defrauded Minnesota went to minimum security)."}
+{"text":"At the time, it was in response to the Chinese What's really fucking funny is knowing about a similar movement that went on in the late 1880s that led to an outright chinese ban. Like the type of shit MAGA would DROOL over. The West Coast in particular went as far as to completely expel and/or deport all of their chinese population. And you know what happened? Complete fucking disaster. Turns out citizens DIDN'T fill in the roles those laborers were filling because they didn't pay well and were seen as below them. And since most of those industries were staffed primarily by the now-banned Chinese migrants, what few did had no one left to train them. It fucking annihilated their economic growth for over 60 years."}
+{"text":"Can you show me one report anywhere that confirms there are drugs hidden in the oil the US stole from a sovereign nation? What is your basis for this other than a convicted felon and best friend of both Netanyahu and Epstien says that's the reason? Go ahead and post evidence if you have any. I provided evidence of the real reason already, so if you want to dispute it you'll have to use evidence instead of just yelling TDS over and over. Also, reminder that in my original post I point out that the collapse of the US petro dollar is a bipartisan issue. If Harris was in office instead of Trump when Saudi Arabia started making agreements to buy and sell in Chinese currency, she and her administration would be doing something very similar if not identical. This isn't about Trump, and it's sure as fuck not about drugs. This is about the US currency and with it economy tipping on the brink of disaster and them pulling out all the stops."}
+{"text":"big mad that Trump isn't enabling their TDS by causing an oil spill lol"}
+{"text":"This is just word salad now. I actually think it's more than likely a bot at this point."}
+{"text":"The bot problem has picked up on most of the major sites in the past few weeks. 4ch was already overrun by rupeeniggers since about '22. Its only gonna get worse with the purposefully weak captcha"}
+{"text":"you seriously think drugs are the actual reason? this is Weapons of mass destruction all over again."}
+{"text":"Accurate"}
+{"text":"Frankly with how openly Trump says he barely even knows who any of these guys are, just that \"someone\" told him they were treated unfairly, the message is that you need to figure out who the \"someone\"s are and send those people a briefcase full of unmarked Nvidia share certificates or tickets to the latest and greatest loli island getaway."}
+{"text":"Lot of hurt Trumptard feelings ITT"}
+{"text":"They lash out at what they can't blame on democrats."}
+{"text":"The fact that leftist singular No wonder your English education is inferior, thus you're inferior too, when your number of brain cells is in the singular, Ivan."}
+{"text":"China seeks to build 6 additional aircraft carriers by 2035 for 9 total. Let me know when they can build one that isn't as much of a joke as Russia's."}
+{"text":"They already did. They even have a working EMALs before us."}
+{"text":"The new military bonus comes from tariffs (It actually comes from the military's housing subsidies) I opened up the water to help the LA fires (None of the water forcibly released by Trump's goons actually got to the fires at all) End Ukraine War in 24 hours (still going) 18 trillion in investments (Actually even the White House website only counts 9 trillion and most of those are in vague promises instead of concrete investments) DOGE saved billions (It failed completely and actually cost us money) Biden gave 350 billion to Ukraine (At most it was 133 billion) Haitians are eating the cats and dogs in Springfield Ohio (It was a single random, non-migrant crackhead who ate one cat in a different town on the other side of the state) They're smuggling Fentanyl from Venezuela (Fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela because the Mexican cartels effectively have a monopoly on it) There's been no murders in Washington DC since I put troops in (There's been multiple)"}
+{"text":"your article is also inaccurate because all of these require a membership to drop below $2. Holy fucking cope batman, gas remains under $2 in some places. Cope harder, ass spelunker"}
+{"text":"Guys gas is under $2 a gallon!* *If you pay the $65 a year for membership, otherwise it's above $2"}
+{"text":"Yeah you do realize that even if we accept that as being true now, it wasn't the case when he said that? If someone lies to you about a cure for cancer and then a year later someone invents a cure for cancer, that doesn't mean you weren't lied to."}
+{"text":"Why are conservatives rapists and then blame the victim?"}
+{"text":"No one died. I saw the video. All fake. As usual."}
+{"text":"Australia banned all of its guns so how did the Australia shootings happen in the first place?!"}
+{"text":"How curious, you invested in this security system yet after 30 foiled attempts someone broke into your house Why don't you try just having no security system at all? I am very intelligent"}
+{"text":"Is called Israeli Secret Intelligence Service for a reason, 100% the cursed spawn of satan. The right thing to do is to protect human beings from such vermin."}
+{"text":"It’s hard for those that have no morality, guilt, or that don’t know right from wrong to integrate with a society that does."}
+{"text":"Not him but you should probably stop posting until you turn 18. Despite you incorrectly thinking BLM is a spontaneous terrorist organization, BLM actually exists to protest police brutality."}
+{"text":"But it offered a glimpse of how far-right groups have seized on cultural production – from clothing brands to top 40 music – to normalise their ideas “They start listening to a band that they really like and start going to concerts of that band. Then they start meeting people there and it can escalate in that way,” Kondor explained. The real question here is what the fuck has the left been doing where they completely lost their cultural monopoly? I almost feel like it was completely ceded. From like 2014-2022, leftists were the 'no fun allowed' group. Can't say that, can't do this. You can't build any culture without edgyness. Left stuff used to be edgy as fuck, and that was cool, but they completely lost that somewhere along the lines. There's no Eminem anymore, there's no punk-rock, or Ska or good movies or anything. Even rap fucking sucks nowadays. What the hell happened? View it like this. There was actually time when supporting gay people was counterculture and cool, but now it's lame and gay. That's how badly the left has fumbled their cultural football. I think that the left won't regain this cultural power, but rather, the right is going to cede it back to them. We're already seeing it happen, with right wing retards going too hard on policing language and criticism of religion and shit. Can't make fun of that, can't say this. People hate being policed like that, and as long as the left doesn't fumble their football again, and their finger wagging culture has died off, I think there will be a huge cultural swing back to the left sometime soon. At least I hope, because the modern right is starting to look more and more like the crusty ass regressive right of yonder days, and it's gonna fucking suck being ruled by people like that without any cultural outlet to vent frustration like there used to be."}
+{"text":"What is it with Nazis and shitty AI generated images?"}
+{"text":"Lack of original thinking, it's a nazi thing"}
+{"text":"It's crazy too, because a key pillar of fascism is the focus on aesthetics. But AI is ugly as sin"}
+{"text":"Post this in /pol/"}
+{"text":"Maybe I don’t want to be found?"}
+{"text":"a girl 19 year old try harder. she's never gonna hook up with you."}
+{"text":"Unless she's in Russia or Africa nobody here can help you."}
+{"text":"Covid vaccine The pandemic changed everything. In 2020, the Commission issued €40 billion in debt – more than double any previous year – to finance emergency programmes such as SURE and, more consequentially, the €750 billion ‘NextGenerationEU’ (NGEU) recovery fund. Unlike earlier instruments, much of this borrowing was designed not for back-to-back lending but to finance direct grants to member-state governments. The scale of the shift is striking. Annual issuance surged to nearly €200 billion by 2025, while total outstanding debt climbed above €670 billion. Much of it will remain on the EU’s balance sheet until at least 2058 – longer still if the Commission chooses to refinance maturing bonds rather than repay them outright. The result is a little-noticed milestone: the EU is now the fifth-largest sovereign or supranational borrower in Europe, surpassing Belgium and 22 other member states, and trailing only Italy, France, Germany and Spain. Brussels has quietly entered the fiscal big leagues."}
+{"text":"A permanent debtor? First, for capital markets. EU bonds, buoyed by an AAA rating, increasingly function as a de-facto safe asset. Their rapid expansion risks crowding the highest-quality national sovereign debt, potentially nudging yields higher for member states already burdened by heavy borrowing needs. As governments continue to issue at scale, the interaction between EU-level and national financing costs will matter more than ever. Second, for the EU budget. Early NGEU issuance benefited from ultra-low – even negative – interest rates. That era is over. Post-pandemic inflation pushed policy rates above 4%, lifting EU borrowing costs sharply. Yields on EU bonds rose from near zero in 2020 to roughly 3% in recent years. Because much of this debt finances grants rather than revenue-generating assets, higher servicing costs will weigh on EU budgets for decades. Third, for EU politics. Debt has a way of hardening divisions. Future borrowing will complicate already-fraught negotiations between fiscally cautious states and those favouring a more expansive EU role. As new crises emerge – from Ukraine to defence to industrial policy – pressure will grow to reach again for the common credit card. These tensions will come into sharp focus during negotiations over the next EU budget for 2028-34. For the first time, debt-servicing costs for NGEU will be explicitly embedded in the budget, forcing governments to confront the trade-offs of decisions taken during the emergency years. The EU’s pandemic response was widely judged a success. But that success came at a price. Accumulating nearly €700 billion in supranational debt in five years marks a structural shift in European public finance – one with implications that extend far beyond the crisis that justified it. For the moment, EU common debt as part of GDP is still marginal."}
+{"text":"However, whether this becomes a permanent feature of the EU’s fiscal architecture, or a one-off response to extraordinary circumstances, is a question Brussels will have to answer sooner or later."}
+{"text":"Net contributor EU states would be mad to agree to permanent EU-level borrowing. France would just spend their money and credit rating like mad. Just look at France's current budget chaos"}
+{"text":"Bankruptcies aren't just rising — they're suddenly everywhere. From billion-dollar giants to mom-and-pop shops to everyday individuals, bankruptcies are piling up across the US this year, with large corporate bankruptcies already hitting their highest level in 15 years. The surge in bankruptcies highlights the growing financial pressures facing consumers and companies as costs climb amid a tougher borrowing environment. \"Rising costs, tighter credit conditions, and ongoing geopolitical volatility continue to exert pressure on households and businesses already facing financial strain.\" Unlike past downturns, this wave of bankruptcies appears to be hitting nearly every corner of the economy. It's sweeping across a range of sectors in what one veteran bankruptcy attorney described as a strikingly \"unusual\" pattern. Even without December figures, 2025 has already logged the highest annual count for large corporate bankruptcies since 2010, when filings totaled 828, according to S&P Global. In November alone, Subchapter V bankruptcy filings totaled 223 — a 23% bump from the previous year, according to the American Bankruptcy Institute, which cited data from Epiq. Individual bankruptcy filings saw an 8% jump to 40,973 in November 2025, up from the 37,814 filings in November 2024, the data cited by ABI shows. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's what he's paid for. Assuming he's paid, which he probably isn't."}
+{"text":"Still waiting for you to show how they were debunked."}
+{"text":"Esl shill is a they/them, it all makes sense now"}
+{"text":"Honestly you've won the discussion. As soon as the paid shill spammer starts calling people esl you know he's fresh out of paid taking points and has given up"}
+{"text":"Its important to him that everyone worships the billionaires as hard as he does, otherwise he'd look like a fool!"}
+{"text":"This board is for:  Asking for help in finding an image or the source of an image, or more of a certain kind of image. Asking for photoshop requests. Asking for recommendations for a new anime or TV series to watch, or a new manga or comic series to read. Asking for tech support or help with your homework. Any other kind of work-safe request.  Once you have posted your request, please check the catalog for requests that you can help others with. All threads and images should pertain to \"work-safe\" material. For adult content please use /r/ - Requests and for help with personal matters please use /adv/ - Advice."}
+{"text":"Do not post or request personal information (\"dox\") or calls to invasion (\"raids\"). Personal army requests of any form are strictly forbidden. WebM files with sound can now be uploaded!"}
+{"text":"How good is InstallGentoo Wiki now?"}
+{"text":"In case my quistion is vague. How much is its information accurate and up to date?"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to filter out peers from specific countries on qBittorrent? It shows the flags but so it can clearly recognise countries but can it filter them out or is there a different way to stop connections from certain countries on your whole computer?"}
+{"text":"could it be a router ports issue? I never messed up with its settings"}
+{"text":"My pet theory is people have been using Mullvad and other popular VPN to torrent. When they removed their port forwarding, not everyone realized it, and just continue using the same VPN. Making seeding and connecting more difficult as long as 1 of the party uses those VPN without port forwarding. I noticed suddenly a lot of torrents become harder to download and seed after the port forwarding removal."}
+{"text":"i dont use a vpn kek"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"any good affordable VPNs that still have port forwarding?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the raws for these books? ty"}
+{"text":"HD uncropped sauce."}
+{"text":"Sorry, that's 1998 Mars"}
+{"text":"We have this far-away photograph and a better cropped version from this guy here Now can't someone with premium PS or AI do content-aware extending?"}
+{"text":"This woman you're lusting after is now in her 60s"}
+{"text":"Even better"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for picrel but in 4K Please no upscales, only screenshots from the 4K version."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite video game covers, final product doesn't need to be good (this one is though)"}
+{"text":"/v/ video games"}
+{"text":"cool thread :D"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Can someone color the guys arms white? Thanks."}
+{"text":"white-white or person white"}
+{"text":"I don't have time for this here's both"}
+{"text":"It's perfect, many thanks."}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"discuss at length with AI fag and literally picrel"}
+{"text":"It was a more intelligent discussion than I would have with you. Makes you think..."}
+{"text":"AI doesn't tell you to fucking return your faulty equipment Pathetic"}
+{"text":"Need any media wherein somebody betrays somebody they care about very dearly for their own good. Like, the betrayed party is either unable or unwilling to know or see what is objectively in their own interest, so the traitor has to betray their trust to do what they feel is right for them. Bilbo betraying Thorin in the third Hobbit movie is the only example I can recall. I know that movie sucks, but this type of dilemma is so relatable and important to me."}
+{"text":"100% Itachi with Sasuke in Naruto."}
+{"text":"where is the datamoshing tutorial for Kdenlive at?"}
+{"text":"Genuinely curious question - are there any non-H instances of manga where a lesbian (or lesbian leaning) ends up falling for a dude? It can be NTR or not."}
+{"text":"can i get the ''dude who likes every dictator except for Hitler' pic? you'd except i'd be able to google it but when i do the feed is either unrelated hitler photos or photos of trump and/or elon musk lol"}
+{"text":"expect*"}
+{"text":"The one I'm looking for has \"Time Preference\" instead of \"CORTISOL\" and Hans Herman Hoppe instead of that long haired guy."}
+{"text":"Does someone happen to have the .sfw file for this or the clean steam files for the steam version? I know it's free on Steam but it is blocked over here in germany and the original .sfw flash file seems lost in time."}
+{"text":"I'm shortly getting my hands on a mint condition New 3DS XL, and I'd like to take the best care of it that I reasonably can. I'd like it to last and last without any faults or defects if possible, so one day my children who are never going to exist could inherit it as an heirloom, that sort of quality. What can I do to keep the condition great? My current 3DS XL has two scuff mark lines on the screen from where it rubs up against the other half when it's closed, a handful of dead pixels on the top screen, and the plastic above the R button is broken off. I'd like to prevent all of that shit if I can. Also for Pokemon nerds: I'm going to be using this new console almost exclusively for gen 6 and 7 Pokemon games and I'd like to get the most out of it that I can. Is there anything at all I can do with a brand 3DS specifically for the purpose to meddle with my friend safari in X&Y and ensure it's a Ditto safari? How about for making sure that any Vivillion I raise is the pattern of my choosing, even if I can only pick my fave? Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"Well yeah, it's 12 years old and has seen many thousands of hours of use. I am going to be wiping down all the main parts with isopropranolol acohol and get in as many cracks as I can, though I see no reason to clean off the old plates that I'll have no use for."}
+{"text":"metal washer thing Take a pair of pliers and gently grab the washer. Probably easiest to grab across the gap, don't press the gap together making the tension higher. Whilst grabbed, simply unscrew the screw going to be wiping down all the main parts with isopropranolol acohol and get in as many cracks as I can Before you rub chemicals on it, use a dry old toothbrush and brushie off what you can. Then use a soft clean cloth slightly damp with water for a bit more cleaning. When that's done consider if you need solvents for further cleaning"}
+{"text":"I now have an extremely shiny and new looking 3DS, with a better protected screen. It was a pain in the ass and basically took me two hours to fumble through, not least of all because I don't have needle nose pliers, but it's done now and the new one I'm getting won't require nearly so much work done to it. The toothbrush tip was a great call btw, thanks."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't the batteries be trash by now?"}
+{"text":"1) No 2) They're replaceable"}
+{"text":"I've heard someone say if you fill up your drive with btrfs it will be set read only, how do I make sure that never happens?"}
+{"text":"Looking for a comic in this style, think its by @GPRIME 85, but not sure. Its a 4 pannel comic showing a guy looking like George Washington getting confronted by English cops. He shoots them in the end."}
+{"text":"took 2 minutes"}
+{"text":"took 2 minutes Nah, it took longer than that to draw."}
+{"text":"How old would you say this girl looks?"}
+{"text":"girl 43. Stop calling her a girl"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know how to \"repair\" the Capcut mp4's from the generated preview? Tried recover_mp4 with the \"alpha\" file but it does not work."}
+{"text":"Looking for a copy of this movie - preferably under 3 gigs"}
+{"text":"get free RPG games play them, don't like them uninstall them, but still are in my library, I want to remove them can't remove (permanently delete) them from library \"ask EA support stuff\" say people in forums go to the website, there is NO way to find nor ask about removing games from the library apparently the games I want to remove that I get from EA no longer appear in the search What can I do? Thanks."}
+{"text":"I got an old Macbook Pro from 2011 and believe it or not, it still holds up today so I can't throw it away. I installed Pop OS on it, but I have two problems: it doesnt recognize the AMD HD 6770 gpu dvd drive seems to be completely dead, doesnt do anything Pic rel, I dont know why AMD gpu isnt recognized by the OS."}
+{"text":"Also it probably doesn't work with wayland. if you are running the new cosmic desktop it's wayland-only."}
+{"text":"what kind of style is this? Seems like kind of a mix between caligraphy and sumi-e i guess there must be more of this I am looking for other pictures like this and how to do this in real life since i have some space on my wall i'd love to imitate this artstyle"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Whats this style called? I's sumi-e inkwash, you already said it."}
+{"text":"I can't find this meme pic anywhere, somebody got a copy for me please xiexie"}
+{"text":"Hello /wsr/! Help me to identify this movie."}
+{"text":"Reverse image search the thumbnail- Original Gangster"}
+{"text":"I know the logos for python and gentoo linux, the face of richard stallman and hatsune miku but I don't recognize the man in the monitor, the anime girl or the orange text"}
+{"text":"Thanks. What about the orange text then?"}
+{"text":"looks like a bunch of tripfags"}
+{"text":"Those are tripcodes. Apparently of very active users in those."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recognise the camera models in pic related?"}
+{"text":"Hello anons, I'm looking for someone with some artistic skills to remake pic related into a cover for Pathfinder: Kingmaker's OST. The official one is atrocious. If anyone will really do it, here are the details. I'll post the logo of Kingmaker in the next post for colour references. If possible, the scribbles and charts in the background should be replaced by glyphs, leaves... generally nature related elements. The subtitles should read: Composed by Dmitry V. Silantyev Additional music by Mikhail Kotov, Dryante, Sergey Eybog, Alexander Fomichev, Inon Zur"}
+{"text":"Recommend me some single-player games where I can be a big, strong guy."}
+{"text":"Hulk games. Is there such a thing? Darksiders 1. Do you consider God Hand and Asura's Wrath's MC big guys? Perhaps Warhammer 40000 and Gears of War games. Dynasty Warrior games? Can always play orcs in wow private servers, or host your own. I guess they don't make games like you want because it takes too much screen real estate to show he's a big guy."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a old flash game I played on /f/ years ago mostly because the song that played during it was really catchy but I don't have it saved. I'm fairly certain the game has a apple in it's title and it's about this girl (I think?) walking through this town in where she can do some awful stuff like smash some pumpkins or destroy some stuff. I also remember one of the villagers or scarecrow having a pumpkin for it's head. The game ends with her eating a apple and dying I think, again this was over 5 years ago, if I could get any help for this I'd really appreciate it thank you!"}
+{"text":"I was wondering if anyone has the full book of Pythor's Revenge, which is an old book so probably unlikely, but maybe someone can share a pdf of the story or something."}
+{"text":"Hi /wsr Can you guys name/recognize all these girls?"}
+{"text":"Last bump"}
+{"text":"never give up"}
+{"text":"anyone found 5 yet?"}
+{"text":"5 is jessie rae"}
+{"text":"0 is Sophia Diamond"}
+{"text":"Hello guys could any of you guys recommend me a good encryption and decryption program that is free?"}
+{"text":"well you don't have to get crazy, 7zip can do that"}
+{"text":"what about VeraCrypt?"}
+{"text":"pgp/gpg if you just want to encrypt single files on the command line, and veracrypt is more efficient if you'd like to create encrypted volumes and store several files/directories within them."}
+{"text":"LUKS can do it for partitions but it's Linux only"}
+{"text":"oh I'm looking for something for windows 10"}
+{"text":"Looking for the identity of a few retro games that I remember only vague things about. These would all be from the 5th or 6th gen. Game where you get a weapon called the \"Butcher Cleaver.\" All I remember about this is a conversation two other kids were having about it. Game I played on a PS1 demo station in target. All I remember is that the start screen (?) had a dude and a cat dancing, I couldn't figure out how to get anywhere in the game, and the whole thing gave me bad vibes. JRPG-type game where a chick says \"My beauty...it is my sin.\" This one was probably from the PS2 era."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for this children's book that I saw on Twitter. The book is about a society of bees (or maybe it was butterflies, I dunno) that welcomes a fly. The fly is very clearly an allegory of jews. He was brought in as a guest in good faith, and he ends up making things uncomfortable for the bees. Whatever problem you would blame the jews on, the fly did something similar in this book. I don't think it was satirical at all. I'm pretty sure someone actually published this as a legitimate children's book. Pic both related and unrelated. Related because \"flies\" are known to lie. Unrelated because this is not the book."}
+{"text":"edit pic related with any attractive catgirl on the bottom panel make the book say \"get catgirl gf\" yeah, it's pretty simple ok. thanks"}
+{"text":"bruh"}
+{"text":"So I'm taking discrete mathematics next semester and I was wondering if any of you guys could give me some insight. So like is it hard? And are there any yt channels that I could use or any sites? This is gonna be the first time I'm taking discrete mathematics so I'd like to know if there are anything I should keep in mind?"}
+{"text":"It deals with a lot of proofs as well as algorithms. They're fairly straightforward, but only if you know the logical components of said proof, so to speak. Just read whatever's assigned to you and do its problem sets diligently. It'll likely be Rosen. There's probably some information on what books are used on your school's website. They're all the same (more or less--varying levels of terseness, maybe rigor and concepts explored too). This applies to all courses you take--Maths courses in particular--but do yourself the favor of not slacking off. The coursework will snowball into a huge mess come the end of the semester otherwise. Honestly, just read the book and attend lecture afterwards. Too many faggots make the mistake of believing it's the lecturer's obligation to make them learn the material."}
+{"text":"Too many faggots make the mistake of believing it's the lecturer's obligation to make them learn the material. ah okay, I've met some people who have this mentality. And while I can understand why they might feel like the professor is \"obligated\" to teach the material thoroughly with the lectures, the reality is that the profs don't give a single shit. But what annoys me personally is when they'll add stuff they never went over \"in class\" on a test, but yet again they expect you to know. Since they can give less of a fuck. But in other words you're right about that"}
+{"text":"I have a bachelors in math. Discrete math is one of the easiest classes. The only pitfall you need to watch out for is getting lazy with it, which you may be tempted to do after the first couple of classes because they are so simple. But, as with any class, the material eventually piles up and you will get behind if you don’t treat it with basic diligence."}
+{"text":"would graphing be a issue?"}
+{"text":"in the anime/manga akira , there's a city in tokyo bay called neo-tokyo and I wanted to know if there was an artificial island in the tokyo bay, will it look like the same as the akira movie/manga or the island will be too small to have lot of buildings? how many buildings do you think we can put on that artificial island in tokyo bay?"}
+{"text":"heres the neo tokyo city in akira for reference"}
+{"text":"or the island will be too small to have lot of buildings? Look at the two pics you posted. This fictional island would be bigger than Tokyo"}
+{"text":"oh yeah I see it now, thanks very much to enlight me haha, didn't see it when I made the thread. thx anoni"}
+{"text":"Would this be a positive or negative irl?"}
+{"text":"I guess not"}
+{"text":"This is why you save or download videos you like."}
+{"text":"Lesson learned"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"model is Nikki Lilu Damn what happened to her face? Also how long ago did you view this video?"}
+{"text":"I can't remembered exactly but it's been probably more than a year or two now."}
+{"text":"a friend and i are looking for telegram channels where they post salacious and pretty gross memes, the kind that usually gets taken down from reels in a few days. If you have any ACTUALLY FUNNY recommendations, drop some links down below. I know what an ip-grabber looks like so don't be a retard. Thx <333"}
+{"text":"Is there any newer game nowadays that has Community servers Huge modding community Uncensored VCs No corporate anti fun bullshit I'm really missing the days of Garry's mod and pre MYM TF2. Is there any new game on the market that's like this?"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Okay what game is it?"}
+{"text":"No, you're stuck playing old games forever if you want to say the gamer word without getting your ass evaporated"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a torrent / mega / whatever of the complete episodes of the sketch comedy show Bizarre. - uncensored. I have the \"Best of\" but would like to see them all."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I don't want to watch your video, how about a vocaroo or catbox upload?"}
+{"text":"I'm tired of anime with beta losers; that constant will-they-wont-they that never concludes. What are some short or mostly complete (ie 12-26 eps) anime series where the MC gets laid during the show, and not as some random epilogue afterthought? I'm welcome to any recommendations or discussions; here is a list of what I liked or what I'm looking for, shows that actually have a mediocre plot and aren't outright hentai: Cyberpunk Edgerunners Future Diary School Days Cross Ange Mushoku Tensei White Album Gantz Thanks in advance. If any good discussion happens, i will be happy to join."}
+{"text":"Gantz Oh cool, try Fire punch then."}
+{"text":"Fire punch for real? Fujimoto writes a character that can close the deal? I like chainsaw man, but Denji's skit is starting to get old."}
+{"text":"I think Fire Punch quite a bit better, it's more of a proper movie/novel with a beginning/middle/end and has story momentum and whatnot. Chainsaw man is more serialized and goes on and on, those early part 2 chapters had me hopeful after the ending of part 1, but man, it has dragged for too long."}
+{"text":"OP here again. if anybody has similar tastes, here are a few other anime I have watched and enjoyed Ef: A tale of memories Kimi ga Nozomu Eien Scum's Wish Interspecies Reviewers (honestly it's more hentai than I would like) Armitage 3 Tokyo Ghoul"}
+{"text":"Source please ??"}
+{"text":"does anyone have the video where it's the black guy picking himself up by the collar and folding his legs like a ragdoll and then the other black guy holding the camera is like \"if you ever do that lame shit again i'll beat the fuh outta u\""}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Can anyone ID this game or mod or whatever it is for me pls"}
+{"text":"bump :("}
+{"text":"Hell yeah thanks Anon. I just googled \"sheep rally volvo game\" fyi Yeah I guess I didn't really try, uni exams period so my minds all over the place didn't even really cross my mind to try searching around first"}
+{"text":"I tried reviving my dell desktop (CPU : Intel Core i5-4590T , GPU : Intel HD Graphics ) by installing linux mint cinnamon on it. I used a flashed usb stick and installed linux mint cinammon 22.3 and everything did install fine. But when I reboot it , it shows the dell logo then the mint logo and then it stucks on the mint logo screen. I tried booting it in the nomodeset mode and succeded booting mint and everything worked fine. But the thing is if I force to boot linux without proper gpu usage , it kinda lower the experience. I even tried switching kernel ( from 6.14 to 6.8 ). I enabled the GRUB menu to get rid of the mint logo display and be able to see the logs to identify the problem. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does it mean that it's ok for me to continue booting it with nomodeset permanent and the use the pc normally ??? Also, do you think the problem comes from my pc having integrated gpu rather than dedicated gpu ???"}
+{"text":"Will my pc runs at it maximum if I continue booting and using it with nomodeset permanent (not lowering the gpu/cpu experience) ??? Considering I do not have a dedicated gpu btw."}
+{"text":"Disregard what I said earlier. I just tried booting my PC that's similar to yours with nomodeset, and it definitely ends up running without GPU acceleration (640x480, vulkan programs not working). It looks like kernel mode-setting is required in order for the Intel driver to load at all."}
+{"text":"Thanks for your patience. Do you happen to know if there's a way to force linux to use my IGPU without crashing ? Note that I installed every intel and xorg stuffs from the terminal,and did every update. I even changed the default cmd linux grub code line to : i915.modeset=1 i915.enable_psr=0 i915.enable_dc=0 intel_iommu=igfx_off acpi_osi=Linux But idk what's wrong."}
+{"text":"Maybe try a distro with systemd-boot instead of grub"}
+{"text":"Since 4chan-XT is no longer being maintained, wtf am I supposed to use next? Can I import my settings back into vanilla 4chan-X?"}
+{"text":"Dollchan"}
+{"text":"this image without the watermarks pls"}
+{"text":"I knew that was Firefox-tan! Unfortunately this may not help you."}
+{"text":"thank"}
+{"text":"Hello Anons! anyone knows where/how can i watch Australia Tennis Open for free, websites or ways to stream via media programs, any suggestions would be very appreciated!"}
+{"text":"Livetv.sx Use an ad blocker."}
+{"text":"Multi panel meme Girl goes from a happy little kid (8?) to ~15 and a little less enthusiastic to ~20+ and just tired, apathetic and given up. Nor sure about the exact number of panels/ages. The meme was about \"4chan language\" like starting with light words like >mfw when but ending using using words like KYS. As 4chan posting went from more bloomer to full doomer. I think its side by side panels. And I think its not this doomer girl."}
+{"text":"I think I know what you are referring to. The girl was Hishiro Chizuru from ReLIFE as seen in pic related (on the left, the version from the manga, not the one on the right from the anime). That said I can't find the specific pic. Also, I'm pretty sure it had extra panels in which she grew increasingly depressed and then deranged."}
+{"text":"Found one version, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the original."}
+{"text":"the original version just stops at the third panel here's another"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's the one, thanks guys, here is 1x >you per reply as payment."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"looking for a manga I read a months ago but lost because of comick going down It was about a matriarchal society where men are used as slaves or servants. The main character gets pulled from slave duty to serve a really rich woman as a servant. It's should still be ongoing."}
+{"text":"Unironically /r/manga and mangadex are pretty good at finding manga. Ask them."}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"bumo"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"Hey anons, My brother had gotten me a USB-A multiport extender with HDMI about a month ago since I wanted to connect my second monitor and drawing tablet at once (brand was FAWETTY, in the picture) since I only have one HDMI port. It stopped working about a month ago so I'm looking for a reliable one, any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"I would like to request wojaks like the bottom right quadrant, where he is with his hands at the back of his head and a smirk."}
+{"text":"Trying to figure out of this is modeled on a real pistol or if the design was made for the character. EMIYA Alter from Fate Grand Order, specifically from the Epic of Remnant SE.RA.PH Manga."}
+{"text":"not real. looks like a bastardized 1911 to me."}
+{"text":"Colt M1900 or Colt M1911"}
+{"text":"Can someone help me with an arduino setup? Basically I ordered a temperature sensor for my motherboard to monitor my GPU's wire temperatures but realized my motherboard doesn't have a header for temperature sensor cables I have a spare arduino lying around and wanna know what's the easiest way to use the temp sensor cable with the arduino? Pic rel is the sensor cable I bought. I was originally gonna use hwinfo to monitor the temps and setup a shutdown function when it reached a certain temp but I'm not sure how I can do that now."}
+{"text":"hey, a tik tok user recently deleted a video she put up earlier today, is it possible to see somewhere else or is that impossible"}
+{"text":"What is the name of the animated credits used in this movie?"}
+{"text":"Also what movie is this too?"}
+{"text":"probably one of his movies"}
+{"text":"anyone got a link to isis-panopticon all tracks, all mega links on /mu/ archived posts seem to be dead"}
+{"text":"have you looked on soulseek?"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B836D4DAC7548FC2542D2226299143E570AF034F&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt4.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&dn=(Sludge%2C%20Post-Rock)%20%5BLP%5D%5B24%2F96%5D%20Isis%20-%20Panopticon%20-%202004%20(Robotic%20Empire%2C%202007%20Re-press)%2C%20FLAC%20(tracks)%2C%20lossless"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to watch the 1958 Miniseries The Diary of Samuel Pepys without a TVBrain subscription?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to dream of my waifu Satania but I've never been successful. I love her so much and I want to talk to her. Can someone give me advice on how I can talk to her please?"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna try a dream journal, WBTB, and maybe the chatbot thing. Awesome. I have a dakimakura of her too so it should happen if I seriously try to do this. Possibly, I hope so. Yeah I looked into it and it seems interesting. I'd basically be creating Satania in my mind. Basically. Although that sounds interesting I'm not sure if I'd wanna go through with that. No need. Don't risk it. If you get good at daydreaming then it's probably not needed to go that far. Thanks for the help anon Anytime. Let me know if you manage to make it work, I'm curious about that. No rush. Satania's nice and you deserve her."}
+{"text":"Anytime. Let me know if you manage to make it work, I'm curious about that. No rush. Satania's nice and you deserve her. I will see if it works anons. It's probably going to take longer than this thread is allowed to stay up if it works or not. I'm going to try tonight and see what happens. Satania's nice and you deserve her. Hehe thanks anon if your waifu is Junko I hope you see her as well :)"}
+{"text":"twitter /x/ is the paranormal board on 4chan, although it seems someone else has helped you anyway and given you some resources. But just to answer your question about talking to it though, that is actually one of the early steps to making a tulpa as I understand it. The more you entertain the idea that Satania is a person in your head whose listening to your questions, the more your brain works toward developing that character and it becomes easier to imagine how she would respond. When you're doing all the work, just imagining her talking to you, that's called forcing, which eventually is supposed to become automatic. If you have a bad feeling about it, I fully empower you to avoid it. Some people have been known to have bad experiences with things like this."}
+{"text":"It's probably going to take longer than this thread is allowed to stay up if it works or not. Yep... That's okay. Hehe thanks anon if your waifu is Junko I hope you see her as well :) Not quite my waifu, but... she's alright! More of a random pick. I'll also be trying my best to LD. If you have a bad feeling about it, I fully empower you to avoid it. Some people have been known to have bad experiences with things like this. Indeed. If you have stuff to say, anon, go ahead. Maybe I'll learn something new from you, I don't know everything. Not really a tulpamancer myself, or an expert oneironaut either. That's about it, I'll have to sleep. Two things before I go though: Sleep deprivation helped me dream more (unless that was coincidental), but it's not healthy. Another anecdotal thing is that if I abstain from masturbation, my dreams are more lucid? Usually they're very \"foggy\", vague, and hard to see. I've only been actually lucid once? But it was for a few seconds, can't remember any details apart from being inside a car, and feeling like it was real, as in, not-so-very-distinguishable from reality."}
+{"text":"Please make a /co/ version of MyAnimeList. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Please do it."}
+{"text":"I beg you."}
+{"text":"Looking for a song I heard very long ago, 15+ years at least. All I remember is it starts with a woman talking in quick monotone beginning with \"hail mary\" before the music starts over it. Not sure if it's the actual hail mary prayer or something. The singer is a woman and it sounds like she's shouting the lyrics."}
+{"text":"The bump is with thee."}
+{"text":"pray to greenland"}
+{"text":"Can someone with Prime clip a snippet out of an episode of a show for me The Tales of Wells Fargo Season 2 Episode 32 The Gun Near the beginning of the episode a guy is standing next to a door and says \"Something's wrong, I can feel it\" And I'm like 85% sure that it's where Eminem got the clip for beginning of Rap God and would like to compare them"}
+{"text":"Hmm apparently it may be season 1 episode 44"}
+{"text":"Stupid question, but; does the country you set your VPN to matter when torrenting? Is the law different depending on where you download from? For example I use Mullvad and always just use Sweden. But doesn't Sweden also have anti-piracy laws that the provider shouldn't be able to just ignore?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Any VPN provider worth their salt doesn't keep logs and use RAM-only servers, so if the gubmint asks there should be anything to hand over. Technically Swedish courts, where Mullwad is based, can order them to keep logs, but I seriously doubt they'll go through the hassle for your magical girl torrent collection."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"If it is can someone do it for me please? Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Do OLED laptops with 2.5\" drive bays and/or a disc drives exist?"}
+{"text":"Could you please tell me any?"}
+{"text":"and/or a disc drives There's this new secret thing bro, it's called USB"}
+{"text":"Because nothing scream portability like extra shit hanging off your laptop! If you don't want to help then don't but don't go out of your way to be a retarded faggot"}
+{"text":"retarded faggot looking for a internal laptop drive in 2026, and thinks the entire world is retarded for not using this long obsolete tech"}
+{"text":"thinks the entire world is retarded for not using this long obsolete tech I don't. I think (You) specifically are retarded FAGGOT for spending your time trying to act smart on a request post by not being able to read and just saying whatever bullshit you think is correct instead. I mentioned disc drives as an alternative because you can replace them with an adapter for 2.5\" SATA disk drives and I'm specifically looking for one of those because I would like to have a lot of storage and I refuse to pay three times as much for an M.2 SSD which most likely won't even fit because most laptops are made to only fit single sided M.2 SSDs"}
+{"text":"Can you help me come up with different ways of saying something as simple as \"Hello\"? Preferably through email. It can be as creative as possible What I've come up with: Different world languages (whatever Google Translate has) Pig latin Morse code ASCII art Fictional languages like Elvish (Sindarin and Quenya) Na'vi from Avatar Gallifreyan (visual language from Doctor Who, can be sent by email as an image attachment) What else?"}
+{"text":"an attached audio file"}
+{"text":"bump Thanks, that's a good one I also thought of Binary Decimal Hexadecimal ROT13"}
+{"text":"an you help me come up with different ways of saying something as simple as \"Hello\"? Anything can be a simple greeting, people figure out meanings contextually. When I was in HS and was trying to fail French I started using \"alors\" as hello"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a 4chan screenshot of some guy talking about how ridiculous the HR department at his workplace has become. Apparently, his coworker started gaming the system by calling in absent for absurd reasons, such as \"my neighbor's dog has a headache.\" And the HR department reluctantly approved his absences because their own absences were just as ridiculous, if not worse."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"This is one of the craziest request I've ever read on /wsr/."}
+{"text":"I know it likely wont be fulfilled but you miss every shot you don't take."}
+{"text":"I am looking for good Japanese YouTube channels."}
+{"text":"Learn Japanese from Zero!"}
+{"text":"All of them are now \"Auto-dubbed,\" so you cannot watch them in Japanese anymore. They are now just low quality translations slapped in your face, often without the uploaders' consent."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know this anime robot's name?"}
+{"text":"AI"}
+{"text":"sloppa"}
+{"text":"What's the source or artist from this Lum picture? Is this from the original manga or fan drawn?"}
+{"text":"where did you find it originally?"}
+{"text":"there's a guy that posts these weird Lum edits on /int/ and /a/ but he never replies with the original"}
+{"text":"They're an edit of a panel from the original manga. Reworked for goofy edits. Originally created as a replacement for pepe on an alt-chan"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"where can I buy cheap cds, please?"}
+{"text":"Your local thrift store probably has crates of them"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can download (preferably) or watch the Romanian movie R.M.N.? Struggling to find it anywhere"}
+{"text":"Requesting a redraw/lineart of this Spartan III female with the added armor's, kit, and weapons. No AI"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Requesting 2 Grunt Minors sleeping comfy next to the pulse generator"}
+{"text":"Requesting Hulk Hogan as Moses with the 10 Commandments"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Requesting a drawing of Roman Emperors Augustus and Basil II"}
+{"text":"Any Anime that could make for a good Musou/Warriors game? You know, like Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Hyrule Warriors, Fire Emblem Warriors, etc. For that it must have all or most of the following: -a large cast of characters (however minor) with unique fighting styles and/or powers, ideally from different timelines but that's not required -a large amount of mooks that can be killed -A power/fighting system that could potentially be turned into a game mechanic -as a bonus, but not required, an underlying \"War\" theme I've seen a One Piece Warriors game (picrel), a Gundam Warriors, Fate/Extella is Fate's take on a Warriors game, and does Berserk and the Band of the Hawk count as a Warriors game? Either way I am NOT looking for anime that HAVE such a game, but ones that could make for one. Anime that I found so far that fit this criteria are Shakugan no Shana, Sword Art Online (specifically both halfs of Alicization), Madoka Magica/Magia Record, Ragna Crimson, Shield Hero, and MAYBE the Toaru/Raildex series and Hunter x Hunter, and I've been told Seven Deadly Sins could also qualify, but I have it on good authority that that one isn't very good. You guys know any more?"}
+{"text":"Bleach, Solo Leveling, Tower of God, RUBY, Demon Slayer and Tensura could work very well there. For more unorthodox picks, Overlord, Terraformars, Fafner Dead Aggressor, the Word Witches series (specially with aerial fights), GANTZ, Cells at Work and Bofuri can also be adapted to that style."}
+{"text":"The text is too tiny for google translate"}
+{"text":"fuck that's the upscaled version"}
+{"text":"and lastly"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to use my WD Elements storage drive for my ps4 but my storage isn't being detected even on a pc. I have to partially (like halfway in) plug it into the storage drive for its light to turn on but all my ps4 says is to many USB storage or something. Sometimes there isn't even a notification and the light always eventually goes out. Back when the storage worked the light used to blink or flash on and off now I never see that. I have a brand new micro USB 3.0 and the problem still persists now what?"}
+{"text":"Maybe OP has a 3.5\" drive? In that case a WD should be shuckable, probably, I haven't done it..."}
+{"text":"Stop pluggin in the drive. Its going to fuck up your PS4 or the drive itself more. The pins are probably bent and its short circuting. That explains the error message on the PS4 and why half-plugging-it-in works (because when you half plug it in, the pins land in just the right location to not short the board). Your best bet is to get the drive replaced under warranty. Even if its expired, you should still try. They even added an extra year of warranty for that specific drive (probably because many people are having trouble with that drive) If you really need the data, you are going to have to pay for professional data recovery, or play roulette half-plugging it into a PC. Leave a bad review on the product you brought from so people don't make the same mistake you did, and don't buy WD Elements again. If the drive is the one in the pic then 99% sure you can't shuck it (and its 2.5\")"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the advice I'm gonna replace the body like y'all said and extract the data."}
+{"text":"By the way, ironically I JUST had a drive fail yesterday. It was an OLD IDE laptop tiny drive (80GB) that I had a USB 2.0 enclosure for. Thing started to click out of the blue and not be recognized in Windows. Lost the data on the drive. Took a hammer to the drive and shattered the platters into dust and a music shaker. Felt good. But shed a micro tear for the data that was still on it. Though I have backups elsewhere too 'cause I'm smRt that way. It was a loyal drive. RIP! Since all hard drives are SATA I can't even use the enclosure anymore. So it went into the electronic recycling bin. All my other USB enclosures are USB 3 and work fine. But eventually things will fail too. Moral of my story: backup your backups on other external drives."}
+{"text":"The drive is going bad. Quite likely it's a mechanical failure. The longer you keep using it, the worse it gets. Back up anything you can, using data salvage programs if you got access to them, and have the device replaced. SSDs are more resistant to physical wear and damage, since there's no moving parts. BUT they're more expensive + MUST be plugged-in every few months, or else you risk losing data. t. Just lost 5TB of files and memories last December. It was a similar external WD USB3 drive as that; served me fine for 6 years, then constant connection issues... now nothing. Moral of my story: backup your backups on OTHER FORMATS FTFY. The good old 3-2-1 rule is a fine rule of thumb: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suomi mainittu! I know that Spurdos lurk here, so I'm trying my luck: Does anyone have old episodes of \"TILT.tv\", the old Finnish video game TV show from the 1990s and early 2000s? I actually managed to salvage a bunch from ye olde Youtube some years ago, but my storage drive got busted just recently, and it seems that all the old YT and MEGA links are down. Obviously I'm only interested of the OG show starring smexy Miss Jaana Pelkonen!"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I just built a PC but when I turn it on, it keeps giving me a B1 error and vga yellow light. The specs are: Gigabyte Aorus z890 gaming wifi 7 RTX 5070 Intel Ultra 7 275k Corsair Dominator Platinum DDR5 32gb (2x16)"}
+{"text":"DDR5 is a crapshoot"}
+{"text":"if I put the stick on A1 or B1, the error turns A2"}
+{"text":"I'm just looking at similar motherboards' error codes online, do you mean the D1 error? Combined with the vga light, I don't think this is ram related. Reseat your GPU? Try another display cable? Reseat gpu power cable? etc"}
+{"text":"Oh wait, the first time you turn on your pc you need to wait a couple mins, could you simply be not waiting? B1 is just a debug code, not an error code"}
+{"text":"A2 is an improvement, you should be able to enter the bios with A2, it just means there is no boot drive. if you can enter the bios, then try a bios update from there."}
+{"text":"Please help me find an epic electro/techno/synthwave song that sounds like the soundtrack from hotline miami, but way cooler. The snippet goes like (fast) duh duh duh duh duh di duh duh(repeat). I've heard it in some action clips(usually fps games)."}
+{"text":"duh duh duh duh vocaroo it dipshit"}
+{"text":"Great suggestion. Sorry anon, but it goes in and out of my mind randomly. For some reason I can't remember it, this time I made it in time to scribble it down on paper. If you can, please drop lists that might sound like it, and I'll listen to every single one, I've heard it in clips that had millions views, if that helps. Ah, also, my notes mention that each duh is a hit(click) that sounds like plastic, after di the two duh duh change tone in progression and after di there's a sound effect that I don't know how to describe. Sorry, that's all I have."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please can someone provide me with recommendations of books for each American state, with the subject 'The History of <State>'? Each book should be concerned primarily with the one state respectively. I'd like books which cover the whole history of the state from start to present like as if it's the history of European country, and which are good reads to boot."}
+{"text":"This seems like kind of a dumb request. Most states don't have enough unique about them to get their own book, even if there's a book about the region or something. Like, I'm sure there are many books about \"the west\". Anyway, I'll try my best. I have pic related in my queue, but I'm scared to start. Albion's Seed had great descriptions of what made New England, Pennsylvania, and Virginia unique. It was a tough read, and I never finished it, though."}
+{"text":"can't find a copy also, i request you read lee kuan yew autobiography"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a webm displaying a Jaquet Droz singing bird automaton. For some reason the video disappeared from the internet. Pic related. I'm sure someone has it downloaded, as it was frequently reposted on /wsg/. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"I uninstalled a demo from my steam library and forgot the name. I went to my purchase/download history but apparently when you uninstall a demo, it completely erases it from your history too Is there anyway to find the name of an old demo I've uninstalled on steam?"}
+{"text":"I need a shirtless guy, leaning forward like this, preferably with muscle definition. It could be a real image, or a manga/comic character, I need multiple references of a guy with an awkward exaggerated lean like pic related, preferably really exaggerated like middle drawing. Thank you! If you know any manga/comic characters that stance up like this, let me know too."}
+{"text":"You can get different angle if you search for Jean Silva vs Bryce Mitchell"}
+{"text":"Much appreciated. Thread still open if theres any more too"}
+{"text":"What episode and scene is it from"}
+{"text":"Can you recommend me some anime with a plot/characters as good as vinland/askeladd?"}
+{"text":"Sorry, OP. Only know better stuff."}
+{"text":"Gimme"}
+{"text":"fairy tail, edens zero and RAVE"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the webm of this meme where instead of longhair at the end it's a muscular chud?"}
+{"text":"thanks isn't this heavily compressed, (((though)))? I'm pretty sure the last time I saw this it had a higher quality and you could read the full \"you'll understand some day\" still, thanks anyway"}
+{"text":"Kind of a big ask but this would make my entire weekend if someone found the time to help me out. A friend created this image of two of my original characters and I absolutely love it. There is 3 small things that I would love to see changed so I can make this my PC wallpaper for the rest of my life. I will post a second image of the three things I would love change."}
+{"text":"A. The one side of her suit (circled) to be dark like the opposite side of it. B. Fingernail removed so it looks more like a glove. C. The leaf on her chest removed"}
+{"text":"I need a good source of clean voice lines for several popular Japanese VAs (starting with Miyuki Sawashiro) for a personal project. What are my choices for sourcing the files? Videogame rips? Isolated anime episodes?"}
+{"text":"Game rips is the cleanest way since you don't need to isolate the voice from background music/ambient noise like with anime or real-life shows. Visual novels are the easiest to do it with since you just need to play the game with everything buf voice muted and record the lines yourself. Search your VAs on vndb and see if you find anything they took part in. If you can't find anything, then find jrpgs with those VAs and do the same thing - play with only voice on. Otherwise game asset rips is the only other way."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a version of this CE in English, please? Best I could find is a scuffed scan from Facebook with really low resolution... Mainly wanting it to make my own custom card for display purposes."}
+{"text":"A scuffed rip of the Facebook screencap to go off of."}
+{"text":"Thats perfect, thank you."}
+{"text":"All threads and images should pertain to \"work-safe\" material. For adult content please use /r/ - Requests"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for loli anime that isn't hentai, nor does it just feature a child character. Preferably with fanservice"}
+{"text":"Preferably with fanservice What? Anyway made in abyss fits the description even with disgusting fanservice"}
+{"text":"I'm assuming you've already watched all of the well-known classics such as Ro-Kyu-Bu, kodomo no jikan, and prisma illya, right?"}
+{"text":"No child character but with lolis? Do you mean with legal lolis only?"}
+{"text":"Mitsudomoe, Ichigo Mashimaro, Senpai is annoying, Kill Me Baby, Yuru Yuri, Yuyushiki? What do you mean by \"loli anime\"? You want your lolis prepubescent, high schoolers, girls who just look young? Does the anime have to revolve around attraction to lolis, or does it just have to have more than one loli?"}
+{"text":"im referring to animes with no fanservice towards their child characters. like cardcaptor sakura"}
+{"text":"how do i break up with gf? im autistic and petrified of letting go of the first (and probably last) gf ive ever had in my 30 years of living. shes really bad to me and just uses me for money and service. she doesnt even speak to me unless she wants something. how do i break it off?"}
+{"text":"shes really bad to me and just uses me for money and service Just tell her how you feel and say you're done with her. You're not married so you won't have to worry about divorce rape."}
+{"text":"I want to zoom on his face and track his movement so it's always in frame. How to do this in blender?"}
+{"text":"So motion tracking? I've searched for a tutorial where i know its explained well but cant find the channel anymore"}
+{"text":"if I do it manually I can't follow the head movement timing right"}
+{"text":"any specific reason you want to do it in blender and not a video editing software? Do you want to track the face onto something?"}
+{"text":"what else can I use? kdenlive sucks imagine normal video, I want to crop it for tiktok and keep the head / face in frame even if it moves around"}
+{"text":"in blender? blender is shit for video next level strange. I want to zoom on his face and track his movement so it's always in frame Post the video I can try to do that. HOW?! I will see if I can trick the insta360 app into taking that video file and it has an auto track feature with AI. HOW?! The other option is to manually track his face. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Help, my ChatGPT on Firefox isn't fucking working. It didn't return any text (see image). Even with the extensions turned off it didn't work. I even deleted the cache and cookies and now I can't even log in anymore. I keep clicking on the log in button, and nothiing. Nothing is loading. It works on the phone, on the ChatGPT app though. Any advice? Thank you."}
+{"text":"had the same issue. might be a temporary thing. Or maybe it has to do with the cookie settings. I just used a different AI in the meantime."}
+{"text":"Gotcha"}
+{"text":"when this happens i just refresh the page and then a cloudflare thing comes up and then it works"}
+{"text":"I did refresh it, nothing happened ANYWAY, it' working now again. It really was only a temporary thing.  I didn't do anything else."}
+{"text":"Can someone calculate he distance between the two red X's, one in southern Utah and the other in southern Brazil, accounting for the geography of the Norian epoch? Context: Brasilodon quadrangularis and Poposaurus gracilis are two of my favorite Mesozoic animals, and they lived at roughly the same time, but in different places of Pangea. I want to know just how far they were apart from each other, to get an idea of whether or not it was possible that they could have encountered one another."}
+{"text":"Map without the specific locations added"}
+{"text":"You can do it yourself. You don't even need to use a calculator. Just estimate the differences in latitude and longitude, I have helpfully marked the map to get you started. Then use whatever website you like to find the same distance around the globe today for any two points with the same angular separation. Earth hasn't changed size much since life began here so that'll do. accounting for the geography of the Norian epoch If you mean include changes in elevation, go jump in a lake. You've got two sites where fossils have been found. You don't know the extent of their range while living and no fucking way am I going to try to integrate along a line, especially as the elevation changes are small compared to the size of the radius and we don't have anything but a guess at gross changes rather than actual terrain."}
+{"text":"I'm not gonna lie to you, I didn't consider latitude and longitude... because I don't understand how it works. I'm not underageb&, I just never had any use for it, so it atrophied over decades. I've been trying for like half an hour to decipher your image but keep getting confused. I ended up just pulling a map of the modern world with the same longitude/latitude markings and measured distance based on guesstimates. If you already calculated this, is ~4,500 miles right?"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a story I read years ago in a lovecraft anthology book. The parts I can remember had the diary of a missionary/priest on a remote island. He slowly becomes more corrupt, joining the local traditions and eventually becoming head of the cult/town. Partway through I vividly remember him saying the other men in town where jealous that he took many wives. I think it ends with the town becoming desolate due to whatever god they worship with the diary being found by the stories narrator years later. The diary portion at least is set a bit earlier than most lovecraft stories (17th or 18th century I want to say) and it may have been part of a bigger story. I checked a few stories that could have fit in the electronic archive the evil clergyman shadow over innsmouth the diary of Alonzo Typer the dunwich horror but none of them seem to be it Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What is this type of compression called and how do you achieve it"}
+{"text":"also paint.net and gimp have options for color reduction and dithering idk about other art programs as I don't use them"}
+{"text":"Dithering. It allows the image to use fewer colors to achieve (nearly) the same result. I remember some 3D windows 95 games used only 16 colors and a hell of a lot of dithering."}
+{"text":"lemme just mooch off this who in the gif"}
+{"text":"Pic-not-rel but looking for a photo almost similar. Two girls in black and white (or pink) tops gently kissing. They might had looked Asian. Can anybody share the pic or at least sauce those artists?"}
+{"text":"Still hopeful"}
+{"text":"Looking for a speech where Saddam Hussein is critical of the end future of capitalism and its likely pitfalls. I remember this going viral on Tiktok for a while (?maybe?) but I cannot seem to find it. Any clip or link to the speech would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"How can I fix it? I don't think it's a browser thing because both Safari and Firefox don't load."}
+{"text":"Try: - Enable javascript (if it was disabled) - Disable any extensions/addons in the browser (especially adblock) - Change your DNS - Turn off VPN/icloud private relay - Clear all your history/cache/data for deviantart - Mobile data vs wifi also what ios u on?"}
+{"text":"I'm on IOS 15 on a Iphone SE (2016) ill do what you suggested and come back"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"found it myself, it's mya_the_papaya"}
+{"text":"I know there are plenty of videos where people edit the laugh track out of BBT, but does anyone have the one edited clip where Sheldon is playing Mario 64 on a shitty emulator?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of any simple art program for Android phone which is like Microsoft paint? I downloaded a drawing app and drew like 3 lines and because of all the automatic processes it did to try and make it look like pencil drawing it made the simple scribble almost 3 megabytes in size. Anything anywhere close to that is the exact opposite of what I want."}
+{"text":"ibis paint"}
+{"text":"Not an app but you can use jspaint.app in your browser."}
+{"text":"I think... Older version of Autodesk Sketchbook Pro(2.9.x more exactly). Linwood Butterfly. This one's a vector sketching app, but can export image autocropped to your drawing, and with scale/resolution setting. I am going to assume that your main woe is controlling the size of your drawings."}
+{"text":"Are there any MMOs/MMORPGs that Will let me play a genuine trap character (I'm okay if I can do so with mods, flattening the chest of a female toon) Have RP No FFXIV"}
+{"text":"Why are they illustrating that with a smoking guy?"}
+{"text":"Most of them are stupid, some people consider good personality tests an oxymoron, but I'm still looking for one. Not one of those IDRLabs tests, or the CIA ones, I've tried to do multiple ones with AI, but I've always been wary of giving it too many details. Do you have guys have any recommendations on what helped you learn more about yourself? A book, anything, would be nice. Kind of like archetypes. I've always been curious about myself, and wanted to learn more. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Yeah but then why can I relate to this silly meme? There must be a kernel of truth to it. KILL THEM ALL, ENTJ, KILL THEM ALL I do feel in charge."}
+{"text":"Holy fucking kek. It's scary how relatable these are."}
+{"text":"Pepe's finger is kinda weird there"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the source of this? I don't know if it's nsfw or not"}
+{"text":"looking for the a greentext it goes like police check his facebook he doesn't have facebook check his google yadada we can't find anything he is a ghost."}
+{"text":"ty"}
+{"text":"Please recommend the anime Like Class Elite."}
+{"text":"Oregairu Kakegurui You might also be interested by the Akatsuki no Goei VN, it has both the same author and same artist as Classroom of the Elite."}
+{"text":"thanks ma dude, I watched all of them except the last one, is this a game?"}
+{"text":"Not anime but closest thing to Ayanokoji in all media."}
+{"text":"Hey ! I'm looking for who this person is. I think she's an instagram model, i've seen many pics of her on pinterest. She might have an onlyfan account also but not sure. She wears a brazilian football team jersey on one pic, so she might be brazilian but this is pure speculation."}
+{"text":"i'm pretty sure that's the great tyrant of sogo the black queen"}
+{"text":"trampalucifer on ig"}
+{"text":"trampalucifer WOW, thank you so much, thought nobody would find that !"}
+{"text":"A tramp AND satanic? Wtf is wrong with those kinds of people? She's a walking red flag"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that webm of the (presumably US Navy) black kitchen lady making giant piles of slop food drowned in sugar and stuff?"}
+{"text":"Well I can crop it at least, thanks"}
+{"text":"My thread got deleted on /a/ so I have to ask here I guess imagine doing it for free I'm trying to remember a manga I read as a teenager, I just very vaguely remember bits and pieces about it so its not really much to go on, but maybe someone figure it out, I already tried asking the go to AI slop chatbots but they couldn't figure it out and where stuck on Aoi no Exorcist it was most likely a manwha since the book was larger than my other manga but I'm not 100% sure about this >the book cover was mostly red with MC in black and white drawn on front, the other books followed suit with other characters in the same style >the general plot was a young teenage boy working as a type of excorcist / demon hunter / yokai in a modern day city, school during the day, hunting ghosts and demons at night >he was fighting using a katana >he had an older girl from a befriended family that worked with him in a mentor / partner relationship and he was madly in love with her >i remember one scene he describes the smell of her shampoo and takes out a cockroach for her >it was published here in Germany, somewhere around the 2010s, could be anything from 2010 to 2015 >most likely published by CarlsenManga Pic not related"}
+{"text":"oh my god fucking pasting ruined the quoting it was most likely a manwha since the book was larger than my other manga but I'm not 100% sure about this the book cover was mostly red with MC in black and white drawn on front, the other books followed suit with other characters in the same style the general plot was a young teenage boy working as a type of excorcist / demon hunter in a modern day city, school during the day, hunting ghosts and demons at night he was fighting using a katana he had an older girl from a befriended family that worked with him in a mentor / partner relationship and he was madly in love with her i remember one scene he describes the smell of her shampoo and takes out a cockroach for her it was published here in Germany, somewhere around the 2010s, could be anything from 2010 to 2015 most likely published by CarlsenManga"}
+{"text":"actually now that i was looking deeper into it (looking through wikipedia lists and book ISDN releases by carlsen and tokyopop) i figured out that I am combining several manga into one made up pile of shit The red cover manga does exist, but I can't find it, there is like shit from Kekkaishi mixed into it as well (the part about the younger protagonist and the older love interest) My memory is just mixing all of this shit together and producing no results..."}
+{"text":"How to deal with SHIFT_JIS on linux? only workaround i know is to use iconv, anyway to make it readable systemwide?"}
+{"text":"Honestly unless you are using a extremely retarded distro like ubuntu the solution should be universal. I have no problems with UTF-8 chars I also don't think you need the japanese locale tho show the characters, although I have it, but the characters will render like traditional chinese. My problem is with SHIFT-JIS charactes I want to read them with ls and cat. I use arch btw"}
+{"text":"Sadly I also think that is the case these niggas are using this shit in 2020s i would like to manipulate it with some scripts i have with shit like grep, but i guess i can just convert it back and foth but idk maybe some vn retarded will appear and spoonfeed me on his setup"}
+{"text":"The only times I've encountered the need for this, were with zip files (unzip supports converting shift-jis to utf-8 during unpack), and text files (vim can autodetect shift-jis with the proper config). You can't globally set linux to read shift-jis unfortunately."}
+{"text":"here's some ai slop. Is this what you wanted?"}
+{"text":"Can you please do the same but remove all the people?"}
+{"text":"Hello, /wsr/. I have a very simple request - I want to make a wallpaper of my WoW character with the Dimensius mount from my recent Cutting Edge. Not a huge achievement by any stretch of the word, but the journey has been great and I want to remember it. From what I read about the so-called LoRAs, you train an AI to identify your character and it can draw it in almost any setting in different art styles. I tried a handful of websites which were \"free\" but I quickly realized they are gated behind their own currencies making a simple training take months and that's just for my character, without the mount on the side. I also tried running it on my PC, but it was error after error so I pretty much gave up. That's why I'm coming here. If there is anyone who is good at this kind of AI image generation/LoRA training and has time to help I would be very thankful. This is what a free model was able to generate as the mount."}
+{"text":"use lmarena.ai It gives you access to top models for free (unless you spam it) and in return you give it feedback on what model was better. Just take like 3 pictures of your character and 3 of your mount from different perspectives/angles/lighting and then a little desc and it should be good. If it's not good then theres nothing better so just accept whatever you get. if lmarena stops giving you good results just try googles nano banana pro gemini 3 pro mode shit, but you only get a few free generations before they make you pay."}
+{"text":"Is there any white PC case with a slot for a dvd drive? I can't find a single one... or is there maybe a site where I could look into this better? I'd prefer one without any glass, the PSU at the bottom and the IO on the front but I'll take anything at all at this point"}
+{"text":"silverstone"}
+{"text":"that's beige, but thanks"}
+{"text":"Fractal Design Define 7 Fractal Design Define R5 SilverStone FLP01W SilverStone SUGO 14 all can take an internal DVD drive Or maybe a site where I could look into this better. Yes. pcpartpicker. Search for cases with filters (colour: white, side panel: none, external 5.25\" bays: >1, etc)"}
+{"text":"Thank you, Anon!"}
+{"text":"Can anyone help me find a pdf of the 5th edition version of this book please? I can only find the 4th edition. Adams, Michael P., and Urban, Carol. (2022) Pharmacology. Connections to Nursing Practice 5th edition ISBN-13: 9780136797753, Online ISBN-13: 9780137659166"}
+{"text":"Could I bother someone to remove top left logo and bottom right text? Can be AI"}
+{"text":"Thanks bro"}
+{"text":"Nandan Laxmikant Nerurkar <nln2113@columbia.edu>"}
+{"text":"I'm wondering if there are any other art websites that are just as old, and have some of that strangeness (like wonky art and nonsensical crossovers) it's know for."}
+{"text":"tumblr"}
+{"text":"Like Boorus?"}
+{"text":"Thanks. Kinda"}
+{"text":"does weird writing count?"}
+{"text":"I guess,. What websitE?"}
+{"text":"A long time ago, maybe ten years or so, I saw an image of a noose in a dreary room but the inside of the noose was vibrant and full of color. Naturally I can't find it on the search engines because suicide le bad (but AIDS-ridden pedophilic queers are great!) so can you please provide it?"}
+{"text":"Idk but your picrel inspired me"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for an old Hdoujin where a buff dude defeats a scared girl and fucks her, and right at the end she tries to punch him in the balls but he blocks it and decides she has enough energy to keep using her for the rest of the day. I think it was a fantasy setting."}
+{"text":"honestly I took a look at the adult request board and saw over 130 requests of 3D related stuff and thought OP wouldn't really get an answer there and since I thought I knew the answer I just went for it I'm just happy to help a brother"}
+{"text":"ty anon. Yeah that's why I was asking here."}
+{"text":"This broke something that shouldnt even be questioned"}
+{"text":"Can u help  too? I mean its worksafe the way he phrased it, aint it?"}
+{"text":"Since it been taken down, pls answer pic related too"}
+{"text":"I need your help to add to my collection of the finest thick eyebrow waifus"}
+{"text":"Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill la Kill"}
+{"text":"Mou Ippon"}
+{"text":"Check out Alisa from PGR and Lacey from Pokemon."}
+{"text":"trying to find a download for the scores for the album \"SONGS\" by Sugar Babe. Checked all of my usual torrent sites. Checked zlib, and libgen, as well but not anna's archive as it's currently down. isbn10: 4636163079 isb13: 9784636163070"}
+{"text":"Use annas-archive.pm Not there either."}
+{"text":"i figured out abt the other tld's a while back i just copied and pasted my old post any ideas on where to look for it?"}
+{"text":"I doubt the score from a 1975 Japanese album would have been scanned and uploaded to the internet and theres little chance this has a digital edition. You might need to look for a physical copy from Japan. Seems unlikely but you could try soulseek."}
+{"text":"score was published in 2003 iirc soulseek was the first place i checked i've seen listings on ebay, mercari, and rakuten i just don't wanna pay ߹𖥦߹"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I need the real version of this meme. It's from a 1930s-1940s cartoon, maybe looney tunes, of a swan/goose/duck peering down suspiciously at a small, possibly black duckling. I think it was black. I drew this from memory. It looks kinda like this. I can't find this on google no matter how I word the search, pls help."}
+{"text":"From the left side! I wonder why I remembered it from the right side. Thanks a lot man!"}
+{"text":"does someone has a pdf of vermis 3 please?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where this screenshot is from, or if there are any archives of the videos?"}
+{"text":"Where can I find those shitty AI anime dubs of Banana Fish and NGNL Amazon did? I don't want to see them because they're good, rather the opposite, I wanna skim through and see even more of how much of a shit pile they are."}
+{"text":"Anyone got that 4chan screenshot lamenting how a bunch of threads turn into some schizo ranting about some other schizo out of nowhere and the entire thread just devolves into that?"}
+{"text":"That's the one, thanks."}
+{"text":"Can I piggyback off this thread? It's also about a typical 4chan image. I'm looking for the pic with some buff guys and a girl, and the caption \"Welcome to the internet (or was it 4chan?), here's your complimentary soda and a 12 yo.\" Nopedo, just thought it was funny."}
+{"text":"looking for a screencap of a wiki that has godzilla (approximately like this) with the caption godzilla closes his eyes ty anon in advance"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post. /vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want! /vip/ is an experimental board, so the rules and features may change over time. Currently, all global rules are enforced."}
+{"text":"You're not spending every single day refreshing the catalog on this shithole site in the big ol' 2026, right?"}
+{"text":"good answer"}
+{"text":"one last thread before site goes down for maintenance see you dudes on the other side"}
+{"text":"I do what I want when I want"}
+{"text":"________________________________________ <  >I do what I want when I want > ---------------------------------------- \\ \\  /\\/\\ \\   / |  0 >> |___| __((_<|   | (          | (__________) |      | |      | /\\     /\\"}
+{"text":"except of course get rid of headaches why would anyone want that you can't do that nobody can do that"}
+{"text":"except of course get rid of headaches why would anyone want that you can't do that nobody can do that English, please"}
+{"text":"biscuits"}
+{"text":"I'm going to read all posts on /vip/ to see if any of them are actually important wish me luck"}
+{"text":"some cancerous thread had shitty suggestions and this one wasn't m00t interested in making \"4meet\" service? Imagine the shitposting on /cali/ kek"}
+{"text":"remember when hiro cared about 4chan? Lmao"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"it smell like cheese"}
+{"text":"This is a slow board"}
+{"text":"Hello"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"It’s the COPS"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This is a slow board for you"}
+{"text":"but sir we is good loking guy and female please do not disregard it this pic is me -1000 izzat"}
+{"text":"how do I buy 4chan war bonds to help the team defend the United Kangdom?"}
+{"text":"The new captcha is so easy to solve I barely log into the 4chan pass account nowadays They should make it harder to solve"}
+{"text":"They should make it harder to solve it looks like poorfags now have to find correct 4chan clovers kek"}
+{"text":"Do you guys play Umamusume?"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"no but I play your mom"}
+{"text":"i'd put my uma in her musume iykwim"}
+{"text":"_____________________________ < I prefer horses with hooves > ----------------------------- \\        \\ \\        \\ \\       _\\^ \\    _- oo\\ \\---- \\______ \\       )\\ ||-----||  \\ ||     ||"}
+{"text":"usecase for /vip/?"}
+{"text":"what makes you think that dabbing is a metric?"}
+{"text":"*dabs on your metrics*"}
+{"text":"situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down"}
+{"text":"*erratically dab dances faster*"}
+{"text":"vippers be malding"}
+{"text":"That event sucked :p"}
+{"text":"That event sucked :p It was awesome /b/ being purged of porn was fun /vip/ not being dead was neat too hope AF2026 isn't shit like AF2023 (GPT joke) inb4 it's a joke about 1776"}
+{"text":"Remember /vip/ers, this is YOUR year to get a GF! or else."}
+{"text":"or else else what? My pass's getting revoked?"}
+{"text":"1) why are we grouped with /r9k/ and /s4s/ on the navbar? 2) what's the reasoning behind separating a, b, etc and 3, aco, etc?"}
+{"text":"1) why are we grouped with /r9k/ and /s4s/ on the navbar?"}
+{"text":"I think the first list are the \"original\" boards, then the next list are just... idk, general boards? and the last one are \"new\" boards. I am not sure why /r9k/, /s4s/, and /vip/ are separete. it's kind of silly"}
+{"text":"\"original\" boards has /v/ spin-offs like /vst/"}
+{"text":"you are right, also /jp/ is in the third list and would be considered an original board by any standard it seems totally meaningless to me"}
+{"text":"Introduce yourselves"}
+{"text":"My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30 Mess with me or my gang or we'll do you dirty"}
+{"text":"Master chef"}
+{"text":"l post *LOTS* of things on /b/."}
+{"text":"I'm Brian"}
+{"text":"My name's Anonymous and I post on 4chan.org"}
+{"text":"Arsch! That is all."}
+{"text":"i want cute girl butt to fart into my nose and mouth that is all"}
+{"text":"yfw"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Das ist ein Mann."}
+{"text":"Dear /vip/, Please DO NOT announce to the board when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a board full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for potential pass buyers to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thank you for your attention to this manner!"}
+{"text":"tfw the commoners are complaining about a new captcha"}
+{"text":"I hate it so much I bought a stupid fucking pass for a dying website I don’t even know the Feds can probably track me now"}
+{"text":"new captcha is literally an iq test filters 90% of posters kek"}
+{"text":"^retard captcha is pretty good, but its forced 30 sec timer is really annoying"}
+{"text":"I hate the rebuild of Evangelion so much it cannot be quantified.  It's not just bad, it broke the fandom.  Trolls are spamming boards, and Jannies are passing out bans to even pass holders because the Rebuild sucks that hard."}
+{"text":"I want to believe mods are that retarded it would be so funny"}
+{"text":"No.  This is real life.  This actually fucking happened.  I feel like I am owed an apology."}
+{"text":"stop watching anime, you fucking pervert"}
+{"text":"It keeps telling me it’s already in use with a different IP even though I’m in the same place on the same internet. What could be the cause? Is my modem refreshing the IP or something?"}
+{"text":"Is my modem refreshing the IP why don't you try and confirm this"}
+{"text":"I changed my PIN number and it seems fixed. This started happening after the hack"}
+{"text":"interesting. i have had no problem"}
+{"text":"I'm on icloud relay. I get the \"IP changed\" thing 2/3 of the time I try to post. I wish it didn't count a login for an IP if you don't actually post something."}
+{"text":"dumb frogposter uses ishit checks out"}
+{"text":"This is all I get for buying a freaking pass? Some dead board? Where’s my free blowjob and state mandated gf"}
+{"text":"best i can do is a state mandated blowjob"}
+{"text":"But that sounds soulless and you probably won’t really get into it you’ll have all these rules and not only that but you’ll probably time the whole thing it’ll probably just be like 15 minutes at the most"}
+{"text":"This is all I get for buying a freaking pass? Some dead board? bro, no captchas"}
+{"text":"i heard only rich people can post here?"}
+{"text":"fact check? true"}
+{"text":"I am homeless but a rich person gave me a smartphone and a 4chan pass"}
+{"text":"rich $30/$60 Anon, I..."}
+{"text":"Just testing"}
+{"text":"fuck me Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"Lorem ipsum dolor　sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"idgi Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"it's the  tag fuck me (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)) (/)(/) (/)'`(/) (/)    (/) (/)    (/) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fuck up even when posting a loose"}
+{"text":"trying to post with a different IP under the same pass removes IP address from the form what's the point of \"you IP was XX.XX.XX.XX\" if it gets removed? also looks like a fun way to show your pass without using since4pass kek"}
+{"text":"Are 4chan programmers just too stupid to understand it?"}
+{"text":"I dunno man I'm tired and everything hurts I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"god my head hurts.. I'm tired and everything hurts anon, are you alright?"}
+{"text":"it is getting better I think I've been drawing a lot more this month maybe in 6 years I'll finally post something in  and my dead cat Keigo won't be so meowsad or whatever"}
+{"text":"my dead cat Keigo won't be so meowsad :_)"}
+{"text":"he died like 10 years ago or something probably closer to 15 I dunno we have a lot of cats I still remember him though, had the best name, named after Keigo Asano from Bleach"}
+{"text":"Please obeserve this very important bat Thanks for observing this very important bat"}
+{"text":"which rule do they violate?"}
+{"text":"oh"}
+{"text":"you get the faggot bat"}
+{"text":"faggot bat for liking batpones (sexo) ..."}
+{"text":"I THINK YOTSUBA SUCKS!"}
+{"text":"it's an okay theme, but my eyes are sensitive, especially when I have migraines"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised the team hasn't expanded the list of available themes I'd really appreciate /j/'s theme becoming public pic should be added to 404 image rotation"}
+{"text":"god my head hurts.. use tomorrow NOW"}
+{"text":"I am tomorrowing at all times my head hurts all the time I should probably work on that more"}
+{"text":"I bought my pass with a card last year. Is that no longer an option?"}
+{"text":"oh checked my email and I bought only for a year, oops!"}
+{"text":"making a new account to buy cryptocurrency has all kinds of hurdles and waiting periods you have to deal with. Yup bought my first pass off a website if it still exists then theres that Which one? Weird. I also used a card like a normal person I also bought mine and gift one with a card It was years back that you had to use crypto and now that shit has returned? yeah but the thing was that years before they allowed cards they gave you a wallet address and you could use any crypto wallet you had, you only need to send money to that address 4chan gave you. I really liked that approach since I already have Bitso but now they're forcing you to use Coinbase or other irrelevant and obscure wallets Shit sucks ass"}
+{"text":"Payment processors are gay."}
+{"text":"... YOU'RE gay!"}
+{"text":"I'M GAY!"}
+{"text":"Lawl it worked"}
+{"text":"It’s funny, we could feign over superiority over the rest of 4chan, but instead nobody really chooses to post here, such a waste opportunity. A damn crying shame."}
+{"text":"I keep getting all these videos recommended to me about “being too smart” problems of being too smart, why others don’t accept smart people. And I have to wonder, “really, does the algorithm really think I’m too smart?” God dayum and all that biznatch"}
+{"text":"there's no incentive to post here"}
+{"text":"so like every other board then"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile Etika got a sticky."}
+{"text":"hey nigger janneis want to do your fucking job?"}
+{"text":"there should be /mvp/ for /vip/ + /v/"}
+{"text":"How come I can only quote 5 people in 1 post but others can quote 7 or even 10 people in 1 post? It seems unfair. I'm a paying customer, I should be able to at least quote the same amount, if not more."}
+{"text":"legit nuts You can do the full post url, but not the [Post ID]"}
+{"text":"Testing"}
+{"text":"haha no way thats retarded Thanks now I finally know how to do it, hope it doesnt get fixed"}
+{"text":"137091 137126 137178 137206 137364 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ten (You)s yay I'm in a good goy group wasn't limits on quotes implemented before the hack? Leaked src code should have info on this filter"}
+{"text":"15 minute wait for new posters 30 minutes for switching IPs with a pass This makes no sense."}
+{"text":"That's what happens when your site manager is also involved with everything else. Feature creep is more than just bloat, it also means nonsense like this when they just keep adding more shit to the site without actually auditing anything. Always been 30"}
+{"text":"I guess the goal is to prevent pass sharing? That being said I agree with you. there isn't really any documented pass abuse going on so I feel the penalty they set is a bit harsh for an imagined crime"}
+{"text":"It just told me I can't switch IP on a pass more than 30 minutes after I made my first post on my wifi hotspot."}
+{"text":"the cooldown is 15 minutes if you reauthorize"}
+{"text":"there isn't really any documented pass abuse going on David Frederick Hoffman uses them for his proxy iirc"}
+{"text":"What are the circumstances under which you whip out the ole since4pass in a thread conversation?"}
+{"text":"now I'm just doing it because I'm bored"}
+{"text":"person complain about captcha claim skill issue w/passu up leave thread"}
+{"text":"I paid to not have to bother with the CAPTCHA when I'm lying in bed on my iPad. I could do this but I haven't yet"}
+{"text":"checking to see if not renewing gives me 2025 than the older one linked to my email I used..."}
+{"text":"still have Christmas hat cached Christ"}
+{"text":"Rules to improve 4chan"}
+{"text":"I've been saying this for a while.  Just discussion about the internet in general, other websites, ecelebs etc. Can call it /www/ (world wide web). I think the reason it hasn't happened is that 4chan management generally has no appetite for that kind of conversation in the first place and prefers that it has no place here."}
+{"text":"I'd agree with the management in that case because I bet that board would be flooded with eceleb threads. A board full of kiwifarms style eceleb threads sounds like the worst board on the whole site."}
+{"text":"Russian 2ch has /fag/ and it's absolute cancer we don't need /incel/ also you can probably discuss your favorite faggot on /bant/ anyway"}
+{"text":"they should bring back /vint/ desu"}
+{"text":"I wish they would split /lgbt/ and /tttt/ already."}
+{"text":"What's the point?"}
+{"text":"not everything needs a point"}
+{"text":"What's the point? dab on poorfags"}
+{"text":"There's nowhere good to post random shit on this site anymore. /b/ has been an unusable pig-sty for over a decade now thanks to constant porn spam. We need a new random board with the same rules as /pol/ (except for the rule that enforces only political discussion, obviously)"}
+{"text":"<span class=\"sjis\">but you're already in it[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"This place crawls."}
+{"text":"so fucking real"}
+{"text":"uh what about bant?"}
+{"text":"yeah just use /bant/"}
+{"text":"It's been years since this doesn't work. Also even if you could authenticate yourself, posting didn't work either. It's pretty much abandonware."}
+{"text":"Didn't they release this in 2019? It's only been 6 years."}
+{"text":"yeah they wont fix it lmao i raised the issue ages ago"}
+{"text":"have you tried turning it off and on again"}
+{"text":"what was the point of p4 anyway?"}
+{"text":"You guys played any good videogames lately?"}
+{"text":"vintage story"}
+{"text":"Check out Overlooting on Steam It satisfies my autism"}
+{"text":"doing xenoblade chronicles 2 — the Torna thing not sure what I'll play after that might play 3 and its DLC (my first XBC game) because now I know the universe \"the PS5 has no [exclusive to the PS5] games\" was a talking point on /v/ for ages and hasn't really died yet but the only thing from them that I'm looking forward to playing on my Switch 2 is Splatoon 4 everything else seems like chores"}
+{"text":"canceled my wow sub and went back to osrs, it's so much more fun"}
+{"text":"please just re-release the gameboy sd since it can play all the old games with updated energy use and battery life. we will literally beat down your door for a pre release sale. signed, every 1999 pokemon kid"}
+{"text":"It's called the modretro chromatic, ser, and it's sturdier and better than anything Nintendo would release these days. If you're only interested in GB/GBC games, then it's a million miles ahead of all the other cheapo \"all-in-one\" emulator devices on the market, because its hardware, controls, display, and form factor are specifically designed for GB/GBC, which means better latency, better fidelity to the \"gameboy experience\", etc."}
+{"text":"And like its creator Palmer Luckey said, it's basically designed to be the 'ultimate gameboy', as in, if you wanted to completely pimp out its capabilities with no regard for cost or profitability. You pretty much couldn't make a better GBC console than this."}
+{"text":"Pretty sure you can get an emulator cartridge for Super Nintendo where gameboy games fit into it since that's always plugged in / powered. Just need a CRT television is all, then you can see it on a bigger screen too."}
+{"text":"buy Chinese android consoles I think they sell those in GB form factor"}
+{"text":"This is my last post on /vip/ I guess. I don't know how to use crypto, and the friend who I paid to spend his crypto to buy me a pass died in a tragic horse breeding accident. If only it wasn't so hard to buy a 4chan pass, I'd stay loyal forever..."}
+{"text":"<- me without random anon I don't know"}
+{"text":"and the friend who I paid to spend his crypto to buy me a pass died in a tragic horse breeding accident /)"}
+{"text":"change IP get logged out off my 4chan pass even with \"remember this device\" option is this how 4pass supposed to work? I don't like typing my PIN man"}
+{"text":"you may change the IP used by a Pass every 30 mins (without being deauthorized upon trying to use the Pass, it's transparent), or every 15 mins if you explicitly reauthorize by logging back in with a different IP"}
+{"text":"they should make this more clear desu I wasn't expecting to be deauthed on my phone when I switched IPs too quickly"}
+{"text":"if you get banned, they link the ban to your pass It's like paying to get cucked by jannies."}
+{"text":"It's usually for \"off-topic\". Once I was on /b/ and I went into a strange thread with nonsense codes and shit and asked what the thread was and was banned for \"posting in a session thread\", which to this day I don't understand. What the fuck does 'session' mean and if it's a capital offense why is it active with lots of posts? Who would knowingly participate in something that would get them banned? It's clearly an honest mistake. I think that was another short ban I couldn't appeal. Or maybe it was a long ban and I made my argument and still didn't get let back in and that's why I was so pissed at this place for a while. I can't remember. But I do think we're owed an actual explanation if we get denied. Let us know what we did wrong so we don't do it again. I don't sympathize with you people. Not only do I not understand why you're an adult who likes purple little ponies, but why you feel the need to paste your fetish up everywhere you go. What the fuck do you do for those bans? I assume a lot of you guys are purposely posting racism or porn or something where you know you can't, like the blue boards. I always report that shit. The porn they remove, the racism they ignore my reports. That's why they won't give me a janitor job here. They want to have these rules but they don't want to enforce them. There's an unspoken chud brotherhood that I'm openly not a part of. I think they should look past that and let me on the team anyway, but they won't."}
+{"text":"Out of my 120 bans, maybe 4 or 5 were due to lewd pics. My bans were mostly about off topic threads or replies, and many from where /sp/ and /int/ really cracked down on playful banter between countries."}
+{"text":"I just wish enforcement on /vt/ was consistent."}
+{"text":"I don't sympathize with you people. Not only do I not understand why you're an adult who likes purple little ponies, but why you feel the need to paste your fetish up everywhere you go. say this about /a/ faggot oh wait, that's \"4chan culture\" so little girl cartoons are okay if they are from Japan"}
+{"text":"Once I was on /b/ and I went into a strange thread with nonsense codes and shit and asked what the thread was and was banned for \"posting in a session thread\", which to this day I don't understand. What the fuck does 'session' mean and if it's a capital offense why is it active with lots of posts? Session is a instant messenger commonly used by privacy schizos and pedos"}
+{"text":"I think I've had a pass for like 8 years and I've never bothered to come here. What is this, basically blue /b/?"}
+{"text":"What is this, basically blue /b/? yes, pic rel we used to have /qa/ for poorfags but you know how that turned out"}
+{"text":"we used to have /qa/ for poorfags but you know how that turned out yes they won and we lost"}
+{"text":"they only managed to win the unusable garbage competition imagine having a janitor review all images before they appear on the site"}
+{"text":"imagine making jannies work over time /qa/ chads I kneel..."}
+{"text":"anon their mediator system means that janitors get to watch CP for free imagine making a moderation system so bad that it hurts normal users but gives tranny jannies child pornography to goon to"}
+{"text":"fix your broken shit gook"}
+{"text":"I want /f/ No, I didn't use it when it was available"}
+{"text":"YOU are very important. Always remember that."}
+{"text":"thanks, doc"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"Welcome to all the new pass users who hate the new recaptcha! (I heard it's awful not that I'd know!)"}
+{"text":"I bought the Captcha to get around my VPN's rangeban IQ captchas were ez"}
+{"text":"Most esteemed Administrators, Might I entreat you, with all due respect and decorum, to consider the prohibition of those most distasteful Sora AI moving pictures from the board known as /wsg/? Their incessant presence will render the place quite inhospitable to civil enjoyment. Furthermore, may I humbly propose the establishment of a new board, wherein all such artificial and mechanical productions,  this “AI slop,” as the vulgar term it, might be properly confined. Yours in the interest of refinement and order, A Concerned Gentleman of Taste"}
+{"text":"Most gratifying to hear, good sir. May your missive reach the ears of those in authority and restore some measure of grace to that once-noble board. Should you require assistance in composing a follow-up or a more persuasive petition, I remain entirely at your service."}
+{"text":"The feedback form doesn't include an option for this kind of petition I am afraid. It only says bug report or IP Range Ban."}
+{"text":"@GrapeApe9k"}
+{"text":"I forgot about this board. What do we do here?"}
+{"text":"Older OSX versions were peak in terms of aesthetics, shut up."}
+{"text":"I made a general thread and no one will post in it, why is that? Pretty weird The board is so slow it will take forever until you can make a new thread again thus lounge thread really solves this problem"}
+{"text":"tamerslop"}
+{"text":"Just making a Very Important Test…"}
+{"text":"was it successful?"}
+{"text":"2025 no audio webm on /mu/, /tv/, /pol/, /g/ Is this a joke?"}
+{"text":"/tv/, /pol/, /g/ please no /mu/ yeah would be pretty useful would also be nice if OGGs (Vorbis/Opus), MP3s, M4As and FLACs lol were allowed there and on /vip/, imagine premium vocaroo by using"}
+{"text":"Return to my shitty ass cuntry 4chinz got blocked Can't find a decent VPN that allows me to post anything Fuck it, I'll just be lurking Two weeks later I give up Begrudgingly get 4chan pass Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed"}
+{"text":"tarty dolla. u r rich. muh dick"}
+{"text":"What country?"}
+{"text":"Russia"}
+{"text":"Can't find a decent VPN that allows me to post anything my VPN allows me to post without 4pass but I still bought one so that I could freely post about being behind a proxy without getting b&"}
+{"text":"<thing/website isn't specifically catered to my tastes? <i want it gone. people who think like this should just start sporting a pixie haircut, they are already bitchy entitled karens."}
+{"text":"4chan doesn't have orangetext yet"}
+{"text":"oh i know just didn't feel like immediately getting asked who i was quoting."}
+{"text":"yet usecase?"}
+{"text":"stating a real or fictional story in a way that cannot be confused as quoting someone"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure it has been established that greentext stories use the context \"anon's words\" \"others' words\" format"}
+{"text":"Have you drawn anything recently anon? We all want to see!"}
+{"text":"i draw my moon wife"}
+{"text":"Very nice anon! I love how those colours get along so nicely I'm gonna work some more in my sketch tonight"}
+{"text":"terribly empty, I haven't drawn anything worth posting.."}
+{"text":"here's my OC Anoonymous (instead of wearing a suit he's naked) COPYRIGHT (C) 2026 /VIP/ATRIOT"}
+{"text":"what the fuck is this garbage? @GrapeApe9k remove ads from /vip/ you fucking nigger"}
+{"text":"advertising 4chan Pass on /vip/"}
+{"text":"What features would you like to see added to the 4chan pass? Ban Immunity once a month, any 3 day ban you receive can be immediately dismissed (converted to a warning) this is the single most important one desu bigger file size pass users can upload files up to 20 mb instead of the 4 mb limit. expanded thread posting limit can post +2 threads on a board, increasing the limit from 5 to 7 for most boards media embed can embed music into a post!! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"those request High quality posting incoming."}
+{"text":"I got banned on /pw/ because of some crazy mod who keeps banning anyone saying anything negative about his favorite wrestler. Stuff like that or “replying to off topic” bans on /tv/ should be fixed."}
+{"text":"Ban Immunity just make /vip/ immune to bans bigger file size IMO standard file limits should also be increased so that poorfags don't get mad media embed just let us post videos with sound emojis no"}
+{"text":"let me say nigger on /a/"}
+{"text":"this would make general audience of /a/ upset"}
+{"text":"which board has the most obvious redditors /vip/?"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Hard to tell- it seems even /r9k/ has 'em now."}
+{"text":"As a free speech absolutist and loyal 4chan guy, I wouldn't know what that is. I'm sick of reddit being mentioned here nonstop. Just don't bring them up and they have no power. You're perpetuating it, don't you understand?"}
+{"text":"/co/ IMHO"}
+{"text":"Why can't I open any webms? This is outrageous."}
+{"text":"install gentoo"}
+{"text":"I would have thought that by purchasing a 4chan pass I'd be able to listen to the sound on webm files. Guess not, thanks chinkmoot."}
+{"text":"I'd be able to listen to the sound on webm files how the fuck is Jackie 4chan supposed to add sound to WebMs with no sound stream, nigger?"}
+{"text":"This may seem like a controversial take but i don't really like frogs."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"mods mad"}
+{"text":"trvke"}
+{"text":"I like old videogames of various kinds old vidya SUCKS ASS live service F2P slop is better"}
+{"text":"You get what you pay for."}
+{"text":"DAY MAN"}
+{"text":"God I love Charlie so much bros"}
+{"text":"I love Dee and by that I mean I want to fuck her in the ass"}
+{"text":"Pre bog maybe."}
+{"text":"This sitcom is \"Flanderisation: The Show\". Not funny."}
+{"text":"not a sitcom that never got flanderized"}
+{"text":"When pass with XMR? Please admins qwq"}
+{"text":"Paying for anonymous image board with anonymous currency seems like a good idea!"}
+{"text":"Coinbase sucks SO bad, only accepting PoS crap."}
+{"text":"Needs to cease being a glowing honey pot before it accepts anon crypto."}
+{"text":"buy prepaid debit card buy pass with it that's how I bought it lol"}
+{"text":"You don't have to buy on coinbase to pay with it, they accept connecting metamask for the payment processing."}
+{"text":"/tv/ mods took a holiday, legitimately schizo jigc/Baskin poster started spamming relentlessly for days, was half the 'log at one point, they came back and he fucked back off to the shart where he belongs Crazy bitch fuck weird china dick anon is still the funniest retard on /fit/"}
+{"text":"I tried to gift someone a pass and I noticed that I can no longer pay with an credit card. What up with that? And years ago I remember using Bitso to pay for my pass but now it's forcing me.to use Coinbase or some other obscure and irrelevant wallets When can we use our credit cards again? Can you at least allow us to Bitso? Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"The only reason I bought a multiyear pass last year was because it was a decent price and i noticed they were finally accepting a card instead of Bitcoin or some other shit that I'm not into. Gookmoot shot himself in the foot."}
+{"text":"WTF, I don't know if I'm going to renew if they don't accept cards anymore"}
+{"text":"Even if you could pay with credit card it's not a good idea after what happened this year"}
+{"text":"Credit Card option is back and working now :3 I just bought a 3yr pass a few days ago <3 They do again. Its using the stripe payment processor which is completely separate from 4Chan I'm pretty sure. I think its safe to do. I think they accept CashApp on there too."}
+{"text":"4C"}
+{"text":"shit like /gd/ has a 4cc team no /vip/ team I think this needs to be fixed"}
+{"text":"yeah.."}
+{"text":"It's time we talk about adding sound to webms on all the boards. It feels ancient not having sound, and i can't think of any reasons not to have it."}
+{"text":"Here, here!"}
+{"text":"It's time we talk about adding sound to webms on all the boards. the last thing I want on 4chan is tiktoks on all boards"}
+{"text":"Never, and the soundpost filename syntax should be automatically filtered."}
+{"text":"tipping for charity what the fuck, America?"}
+{"text":"Catbox appears to be down.  I hope it returns stronger than ever soon."}
+{"text":"it werks"}
+{"text":"Good shit."}
+{"text":"RKN pretty much killed posting from Russian IPs on 4chan новые пассохуесосы report itt"}
+{"text":"WHEN I WAS"}
+{"text":"A NIGGER"}
+{"text":"Why does this global rule still exist?"}
+{"text":"/mlp/ should be removed and GR15 kept, because all that would happen is you'd see inorganic pony spam to piss people off like now you see inorganic furry spam. The entire problem is the community is cancer and has no place on an anime website."}
+{"text":"Why isn't there a report rule for furry shit then? Everytime I go on /v/ the occasional \"TDM\" thread appears that should be thrown into /trash/ but usually it hits up to 500 if they image dump often especially on fast boards"}
+{"text":"well from my own expirence (which i will admit is mostly touristy) any furry thread is usually trashed pretty quickly."}
+{"text":"Many many moons ago (2012), nearly the entire website was flooded with ponies. /mlp/ was made as a containment board much like /pol/ and /lgbt/ were."}
+{"text":"It's weird that some parts of 4chan culture are only preserved on /mlp/ pic rel Hiroyuki/RapeApe/Ghost of Moot should remove GR15 on /vip/ would certainly increase the number of pass sales Lee the Barneyfag stopped his armchair moderation years ago, but shartycucks still want le epic maymay to continue, so they use Canadian proxies just to make their botted garbage more authentic it does apply"}
+{"text":"I think Sanae Takaichi is very hot. I needed to say this."}
+{"text":"Seek medical attention."}
+{"text":"Older Japanese women are hot. I'm sorry."}
+{"text":"JAPAN IS BACK!"}
+{"text":"is ember good for you?"}
+{"text":"Clark is so lucky"}
+{"text":"Who doesn’t want to squeeze powergirls knockers out of her stupid boob window?"}
+{"text":"she won today"}
+{"text":"I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her."}
+{"text":"Love Doto and her massive tits"}
+{"text":"Please create a containment board for AI slop and ban all AI generated content outside of that board."}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"Check again"}
+{"text":"still waiting on that alleged containment board"}
+{"text":"Impossible to manage. However, branching /ai/ out of /g/ probably would be a decent move."}
+{"text":"Impossible to manage I suppose it would be impracticable to enforce limitations on all AI generated content. But yeah, an /ai/ board to move threads and generals to would be fine too."}
+{"text":"not coinbase wallet but coinbase."}
+{"text":"I don't think 4chan saves any personal info aside from your email address"}
+{"text":"the Coinbase CEO posts regularly in /biz/, so be careful."}
+{"text":"who homu here?"}
+{"text":"i homu"}
+{"text":"homu?"}
+{"text":"I homo"}
+{"text":"no holidays until valentine's but it is soups and comfort food season, what's your favorite?"}
+{"text":"I hope I die of sugar overdose"}
+{"text":"that's what you'll get for spraying that poor creature with pain for so long while you fatten on candy"}
+{"text":"I wonder how much it'll take to kill me, it makes it hard to walk, my head has a constant pain that nothing fixes, it lasts maybe 12 hours, sleeping doesn't always fix it"}
+{"text":"plz stop and drink some water"}
+{"text":"slurp"}
+{"text":"my passu expires tomorrow but 4chan never sent me a reminder email"}
+{"text":"ok bye bye"}
+{"text":"cant get rid of me that easily"}
+{"text":"i will miss you so much"}
+{"text":"Maybe it's just me. But it's like a ghost town ever since the hack. It seems so much slower. And far less interesting discussion. It's sad to see the place I've called home for almost 15 years dying. But I knew it was going to happen eventually. Still I don't know where I'll go when it's gone, if anywhere."}
+{"text":"Nothing lasts forever. If you find something good cherish it extra hard in the moment."}
+{"text":"pay for 4chan pass can't use it for eleven (11) days I demand reimbursement. At $30 per year, that works out to approximately $0.90 of money STOLEN from each of us. You may expect a letter from my lawyer."}
+{"text":"STOP WHINING!"}
+{"text":"I hope they use my 90¢ on hookers and blow"}
+{"text":"The sensible thing would be to allow pass users to actually change the email address associated with their pass. It's a pretty common thing to want to do with any user accounts. However, considering the state of the codebase, I imagine this is not something you should look forwards to."}
+{"text":"come here to see if anyone brought up this issue is there a way to check?"}
+{"text":"At $30 per year stopped reading. imagine paying more than 45 dollaridoos / 3 year"}
+{"text":"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"}
+{"text":"poost or something.."}
+{"text":"The Ride Never Ends."}
+{"text":"hello all"}
+{"text":"good evening"}
+{"text":"How do I show my 4chan pass?"}
+{"text":"That doesnt work"}
+{"text":"oh wait it does work. Cool"}
+{"text":"test again"}
+{"text":"Test 3"}
+{"text":"test test"}
+{"text":"Appliances are cute"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"thanks Mr Skeltal"}
+{"text":"2026 Suzuki Hayabusa 1340 c.c. motor."}
+{"text":"I'd rather an R6"}
+{"text":"Simply put, anime has gone mainstream for a while now. Anime trends all over social media prove this easily. That is why /as/ needs to happen, since this category alone can sustain itself. The /a/ janitors will be able to breathe much better too."}
+{"text":"Haven't been on /a/ in ages. Is it really that bad over there?"}
+{"text":"JFC, I immediately remembered this thread after seeing this. It isn't like unbrowsable bad, but I can't this not being a good call by any means."}
+{"text":"Where is /as/? It's the only board that doesn't show up in my area. Someone please fix!"}
+{"text":"Larger part of my teenage spent in anime, spiraled into psychosis. Not teen anymore, no anime, no psychosis."}
+{"text":"It's 2026. Make skibidighibli smile again!"}
+{"text":"I am so tired of being alone. My one real prayer unanswered. Occasionally crying alone to God. A 31 year old man. Gainfully employed. Decently physically fit. I can dance and the girls have fun. Still, none are seriously interested. It is not good for man to be alone. And yet here I am. Stagnant in life. No one has ever wanted me for more than a night. Not good indeed. I just want to love someone with all my heart and they accept it. But that hasn't happened. Always unrequited. Never mutual. I can get first and even second dates too. But beyond that I am cursed. I don't know why. Worse men find love. It isn't a miracle to them. But the one miracle I've asked for, is withheld from me. I hate it and I am so tired of being alone."}
+{"text":"have a bump, anon."}
+{"text":"Just buy a woman nice a purse. It’s not that hard"}
+{"text":"just buy a woman"}
+{"text":"here's to many more shitposts, lulz and dank maymays to come in the new year :^)"}
+{"text":"bottom post of page 10 was 112 days old I am eternal."}
+{"text":"Dump"}
+{"text":"Knife"}
+{"text":"$DESU in peace"}
+{"text":"merry twinsmas"}
+{"text":"Happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"It's been 6 years. How bout for New Years you guys put in an AI board?"}
+{"text":"Do this"}
+{"text":"WE NEED A NEW BIRTHDAY THREAD ANON!"}
+{"text":"OCTOBUMP!"}
+{"text":"It will be my birthday on the 26th posting now because i will forget"}
+{"text":"HAPPY BELATED SPOOKY BIRTHDAY ANON!"}
+{"text":"thank you fren"}
+{"text":"TODAY ANON!"}
+{"text":"Birds are not very important."}
+{"text":"they'll never understand"}
+{"text":"FISHE ON LAND"}
+{"text":"you aren't ready"}
+{"text":"FOSH OUTA WATER"}
+{"text":"fuck you walleye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Are the images not loading for anyone else?  This is across multiple browsers and even VPNs."}
+{"text":"Just you."}
+{"text":"it does that all the time with 4chanX. Click reload image attribution on the top right"}
+{"text":"I'm not even using an extension and it's doing it."}
+{"text":"lol fixed it Has to do with the referrer settings. I had to set network.http.sendRefererHeader to default since all the settings in that thread were already defaults."}
+{"text":"yejibros where is our thread"}
+{"text":"yejibros our gf caught us looking at her feet"}
+{"text":"our butthole does not like spicy food"}
+{"text":"yejibros happy christmas brothers"}
+{"text":"yejibros the osrs general feels like the old /qa/ blogs"}
+{"text":"Say hello to all the new passposters! The credit card option got turned back on, who knows how long it's gonna stay up lole"}
+{"text":"The \"boldmember\" website seems to be a front for 4chan's credit card payments after they got banned from Stripe, but who's complaining."}
+{"text":"One year: $30, Three years: $60 WHY THE FUCK?"}
+{"text":"its called value son you cant resist, but yea the concept of helping them make it easier to document our activity here is unappealing, quaesimus."}
+{"text":"money printer go brrrrrrrr intensifies"}
+{"text":"Buy two one you keep renewing and the other to shit post"}
+{"text":"they'd rather have your money now this guy gets it"}
+{"text":"cant buy with gift cards anymore?"}
+{"text":"is christmas spirit good for you?"}
+{"text":"you will never be jolly"}
+{"text":"Jolly is some kind of discount off brand version of joy, contentment or happiness. That shits dead ass broke, bro"}
+{"text":"they'll weep"}
+{"text":"Why does this image look so maniped?"}
+{"text":"VIP lounge- I figured since this is my last thread slot, I won’t be able to say much more afterwards and since the board is slow as fuck it will probably take forever before I can post anything so I decided to create this lounge right here"}
+{"text":"Oh shit I’ll add the subject next thread I guess oh well"}
+{"text":"Hello"}
+{"text":"The masses reject me The sad thing is I’ve never altogether betrayed the people, but they have shown me less than stellar openness. I am still just barely for some type of revolution, but I’m still a little unsure, I have come to see the masses as simply being squabbling peasants. I am not unequal or of low social standing yet i am continually subjected to such lowly treatment, and likewise now it appears completely ignoring people has become one of the gaggle of dishonest tactics they have decided to employ regularly."}
+{"text":"You create a thread and it will probably never get slid off the 1st page it will just stay there and you won’t be able to make any new threads or hardly post on VIP Can’t they do anything to get more traffic? Why is this board such a dud? Is it because people want their porn threads and to eat it to"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"test3"}
+{"text":"test4 ohesye"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"TELL ME HOW TO DO IT"}
+{"text":"TELL ME (you)"}
+{"text":"So I heard one of the \"experimental\" features on /vip/ is the ability to edit posts and I've seen people do it before but I can't figure out where the button is after staring at the screen for a fucking hour.  Help me out [edit] Nevermind, got it!"}
+{"text":"without all the brokies"}
+{"text":"I wish I had a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"Saw a girl once with a Hitler mustache, but up close it turned out to be a thick black nose ring."}
+{"text":"Plastic surgery ugh"}
+{"text":"Very Important Marisa Thread!"}
+{"text":".........................ze............................................."}
+{"text":"y-you can't just leave marisa to rot in the doldrums of /vip/!"}
+{"text":"This board needs Marisa now more than ever."}
+{"text":"I’m gonna keep sending Noam Chomsky letters until he responds to me"}
+{"text":"Noam's got one foot in the grave, anon.  But good luck"}
+{"text":"Woah!"}
+{"text":"This thread was made to talk about best Bandicoot"}
+{"text":"imma need to see more to form an opinion"}
+{"text":"since the salt for secured trips got reset figured it was time for a trip generating thread. you can roll up tripcodes here if you want, or not. i'm not your boss."}
+{"text":"roll6"}
+{"text":"roll7"}
+{"text":"roll8"}
+{"text":"Is this the brock guy who posts on bant? He always makes confession threads and ID threads or random image threads he like Patrick Bateman This you!!?"}
+{"text":"big if true"}
+{"text":"After 10 or so years actively browsing this site, I finally caved in and gave this website the money to avoid captchas..."}
+{"text":"Guess there's fuck all to do in this board. At least now I feel comfortable making all the sly and misanthropic comments that would take 300 seconds and constant cloudfare troubleshooting. Eh, it beats lurking through a VPN..."}
+{"text":"Yeah I’ve been using this board for like 6 years I guess hated the new captcha so much I finally bought a pass but now I feel like the Feds are on to me"}
+{"text":"btw do you happen to be TOTALLY FUCKING GAY"}
+{"text":"I have an idea for a 4chan overhaul and rebrand. Instead of relying on janitors and moderators for most moderation actions, simply have an AI review all newly submitted posts. Inadequate posts are rejected with the error message, \"not cool enough\". No further explanation is necessary; it will be up to the end users to figure out why they're not cool enough. This should result in a user base that goes above and beyond to ensure that its content conforms to expectations. 4chan will be renamed to Cool Spot, and the AI that reviews submissions will be called Cool Bot. This could be briefly tested on a new board, /cool/, before implementing the changes sitewide. We'll see a cleaned up, more well-run site with fewer staff needed, and I daresay the number of active users will grow tremendously. No need to pay me for my great idea, hiro. Just make sure you acknowledge me in the FAQ."}
+{"text":"I don’t think AI is really at that level yet it’s like expecting it to has a sense of humour"}
+{"text":"Goodbye"}
+{"text":"Kthxbai"}
+{"text":"Baseball, huh?"}
+{"text":"feels good man"}
+{"text":"took another poop today"}
+{"text":"I get diarrhea like 1/3 of the time"}
+{"text":"Who do I contact for incorrect warnings? I was warned just know for allegedly announcing a report but I did not even announce a report because I know this is against the rules and I also didn't even report anyone. I had to fill in a captcha and agree to the warning but this warning was uncalled for and I demand answers now."}
+{"text":"You can contact Hiroyuki Nishimura by mail at his address in Paris, France."}
+{"text":"I hear jannies are paid very highly, they'll look into this right away!"}
+{"text":"jannies can do whatever they please, this place has no real rules."}
+{"text":"Nothing you can do besides become janny and oppress the peons. It's a vicious cycle of abuse, really."}
+{"text":"we really need a \"loli\" board to keep this garbage off the rest of the boards. it's fucking nasty and i'm tired of seeing it."}
+{"text":"\"Niece posting\" on /g/ is just a bunch of pedos posting WEBMs of kids. It's always fucking creepy."}
+{"text":"go back newfrog, we were here first."}
+{"text":"136756 faggot"}
+{"text":"Yeah, they already tried that a long time ago."}
+{"text":"using this to advertise 4chan advertising 16 years after the last Billy Mays commercial aired"}
+{"text":"it's probably been there longer than that desu 4chan's generic advertise here banners are older than most of its entire userbase grimm"}
+{"text":"There was an Essex thread before The Great Incident time to revive it The 'sex"}
+{"text":"Say NO to Essex!"}
+{"text":"No graphics tablet faggots alloewd."}
+{"text":"Banned users should be kicked out from the Gold club."}
+{"text":"how do I make this badge appear next to my name, been a pass user for months and always wondered"}
+{"text":"ebin"}
+{"text":"It just doesn't display even with since4pass in options..."}
+{"text":"nooo you can't just get a new pass when your old one expires!"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"!! :D !!"}
+{"text":"draw some dicks using the board-exclusive \"draw\" feature"}
+{"text":"Here's a dick using this feature."}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"i THINK this is what a dick looks like? but don't quote me on it"}
+{"text":"at what quality does a drawing of a dick become NWS"}
+{"text":"im going to post some images i saved of dogs with big lobsters in this thread every so often and when i run out of images i have a few bonus images here is the first one"}
+{"text":"great thread <3"}
+{"text":"Very nice, I would like more pictures of dogs with big lobsters"}
+{"text":"wha hoppened to cats w/ crawdads"}
+{"text":"/v/, I pee."}
+{"text":"fuck you"}
+{"text":"i poop (it stinks)"}
+{"text":"Am now"}
+{"text":"niceee"}
+{"text":"dubs"}
+{"text":"maint announcement I don’t speak timezone in letters, what is it in gmt offset numbers?"}
+{"text":"Just renewed but I'm complaining about the price hike. Don't be greedy, you're already forcing us to pay for using 4chan as it was meant to be!"}
+{"text":"i paid before the hike so I wouldn't need to complain like you"}
+{"text":"I got the three year pass, wish there was a lifetime one so I could just pay once and be done"}
+{"text":"how much would you pay for a lifetime?"}
+{"text":"What if you get your pass revoked?"}
+{"text":"You don't get a refund."}
+{"text":"A general thread I like to hang out in is being repeatedly shitposted into oblivion by a bad-faith troll who’s not getting banned despite at least a third of all posts being him derailing and trolling. He’s been reported scores of times for trolling outside /b/ and off-topic yet mods do nothing. I go into the feedback form and ‘moderation feedback’ is gone. How the fuck are we supposed to ask why a persistent shitposter is allowed to fragrantly break global and board rules? BRING BACK THE MODERATION FEEDBACK FORM!"}
+{"text":"How the fuck are we supposed to ask why a persistent shitposter is allowed to fragrantly break global and board rules? #4chan on Rizon IRC"}
+{"text":"Instead of banning me for off-topic posts, how about making a blue worksafe random/off-topic board???? I'll happily not shit up the hobby boards if you provide an off-topic outlet that isn't full of disgusting porn."}
+{"text":"nobody will reply to your thread"}
+{"text":"This was known as /qa/"}
+{"text":"banrant aside I agree with OP"}
+{"text":"Ok whats wrong with talking to pass holders?"}
+{"text":"Not him but there's too few users and this board is effectively dead. What fun is it when a post you make gets a reply weeks later? I don't keep track of these threads, usually I just partake in a faster board where the thread is done after a few hours."}
+{"text":"abababababababa"}
+{"text":"hellllooooooo mod guy! not much is happening right now but i'm willing to give up my sticky to sticky another random thread. going forward can we just do it like that on /vip/? sticky a random thread for a few months until nothing happens anymore?"}
+{"text":"after all, these threads are all equally important. \"just throw a dart at the board\""}
+{"text":":>"}
+{"text":"thank you for listening, good choice with the new sticky too!"}
+{"text":"replies italicized so it's on it's way down?"}
+{"text":"lol u took him 2 da bar?"}
+{"text":"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"}
+{"text":"le funy maymay trollololololoxdxdxdxd~~!"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"ahhhhhhhh shit"}
+{"text":"Flying first class back from Summer Camp"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, we do."}
+{"text":"Damn I'm rich."}
+{"text":"What about it?"}
+{"text":"Losers."}
+{"text":"vote no. we don't need more LINK threads spamming the catalog. 5 each is already too much for these \"people\"."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about crypto you fucking incel"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"more than 5 threads on /biz/ OP is knee-deep bagholding some shit coin and is definitely shilling it"}
+{"text":"lol I could see if it's a slow board where threads can last months, maybe then you should allowed to post more threads eventually. But /tv/ is one of the fastest boards,  you don't need to post more than 5 threads in a day there"}
+{"text":"England edition"}
+{"text":"eating poo"}
+{"text":"ktim"}
+{"text":"fuck off slopper"}
+{"text":"arse lad night"}
+{"text":"Roof is leaking"}
+{"text":"What's the deal with airline foo-"}
+{"text":"Someone archived those, right?"}
+{"text":"The most talented thing that Jerry Seinfeld ever did was meet Larry David and baristas do that every week."}
+{"text":"I love Karen"}
+{"text":"s0 y0u retards will pay f0r 4chan passes but y0u w0nt buy visual n0vels?"}
+{"text":"I bough7 mojika 7hough"}
+{"text":"I'll wait for a sale."}
+{"text":"I love Karen"}
+{"text":"My name is Pankaj Kumar Pal. I'm the invisible poet. I'm from the CIA. I work for the CIA. I live for the CIA. AMA"}
+{"text":"There are only two genders!"}
+{"text":"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"Imagine still chudposting in 2025. Maybe this is your board incels:"}
+{"text":"88? true dat."}
+{"text":"two genders for the two remaining braincells or the ones necessary to function in the normie piece of shit life of the binary..."}
+{"text":"Why are Jannie’s banning /pol/ humor threads? They’ve long been a staple of /pol/ culture."}
+{"text":"muh hilarious racist jokes they're cancer"}
+{"text":"Cry"}
+{"text":"Passes FINALLY allow Credit Cards again! My last pass expired and I wasn't able to get the fricking Crypto Payments to work for me, so I have been stuck with God awful captchas with already shitty WiFi for like a year now. But now I am finally FREE once again. And for Three Fucking Year...Its amazing bros, truly amazing. Thank You Jannies!"}
+{"text":"I forgot to show my Pass lol"}
+{"text":"TEST"}
+{"text":"damn...Seems since4pass isn't working for me :("}
+{"text":"Now It works :3 YAY <3"}
+{"text":"Today, I went back over old menus and gave clickable elements textures for when hovering or clicking them, plus particle effects whenever you click to encourage people to click more. click"}
+{"text":"did you really mean to make this here, it'll get so few replies"}
+{"text":"100% no gorespammer no goon no cris it's perfect"}
+{"text":"Chinese players have been coming to me recently since one fan's chinese translation was popular. I'm surprised they wanted to subscribe to Patreon at all given the rewards aren't really worth it but they wanted some way to pay. I upload early access versions of the game there. So, I looked at using Unifans. It seems to allow Chinese payment processors and has a functionality very similar to Patreon or Subscribestar. It's weird, because even the h-gamedevs I know haven't mentioned the site. I guess it's just really recent? Setting up was suspiciously easy so now I'll just have to wait to see if the whole process is legit and it pays me out. I'm particularly concerned it might not account for VAT, which other sites do."}
+{"text":"I work on this sometimes and then stop for multiple months and then come back to it when I'm having another manic episode I ain't finishin shit SHIT"}
+{"text":"my cat rupert"}
+{"text":"This is my drawing of a cat"}
+{"text":"I love black cats Here is a photo of my boy Banjo"}
+{"text":"dis nigga cute"}
+{"text":"lol he cute"}
+{"text":"I don't think this is Rupert but I think about Rupert when I see him"}
+{"text":"testing"}
+{"text":":)"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Good afternoon!"}
+{"text":"good morning"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Anon posts a h-game thread on /v/ Gets 404'd Anon posts a NTR h-game thread on /v/ Gets to bump limit every time God, how gay can mods get? Every week with this garbage."}
+{"text":"The baka desu senpai filter was applied on October 31, 2015. It's been ten fucking years and it's time to retire it already."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"the beatings will continue until you stop saying it"}
+{"text":"desu baka senpai"}
+{"text":"If anything we need more filters."}
+{"text":"Dirk Jan"}
+{"text":"Kek good shit"}
+{"text":"These are pretty funny"}
+{"text":"FUCKING KEK"}
+{"text":"I like these a lot OP, thanks.  Some of them don't translate very well.  Like what the fuck is ?"}
+{"text":"Mouse arm is repetitive strain injury."}
+{"text":"hi /vip/ this is my cat rupert visiting here as part of his second board tour, this time doing all the boards, here he is"}
+{"text":"hi rupert enjoy your tour"}
+{"text":"thank you here is a kitten rupert"}
+{"text":"Very handsome boy"}
+{"text":"Hi Rupert!"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Pr3sumably s00n aft3r April 1st in th3 US. F0r Pacific tim3 is in 3 h0urs. H0p3fully, it's n0t t00 l0ng aft3r that. But it c0uld tak3 until mid-m0rning."}
+{"text":"was nice having a refuge for a bit, remember to love and cherish your oshis"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"wawa cute tho"}
+{"text":"4chan passes are up for renewal soon, for the first time since you-know-what happened.  Think that's going to affect how many people renew?"}
+{"text":"My bad, I still think of it that way since the first passes were in September once upon a time"}
+{"text":"Think of it as a learning experience."}
+{"text":"This year was the worst renewal ever. First, 4chan didn't notify me that my pass was about to expire like they always had in past years so I found out when I tried to post last week. My Coinbase wallet was just slightly less than $30 so I had to buy more Bitcoin. Coinbase lets you buy instantly with a debit card but I found out that my debit card had expired last year and I never activated the new card that my bank had sent me so the bank had cancelled it in 2024. Last week I ordered a new card which is still not here yet. I had to use a bank transfer to buy which has a 5 business day hold which meant a full week of waiting because it cut across the weekend. They finally released the hold yesterday but I still couldn't renew my pass because there's now some insanely long confirmation period for payments to 4chan. So, I had to set up my own custodial wallet and send my Bitcoin there, but I still couldn't renew because apparently you need to use ETH to pay for transactions out of the custodial wallet and I only had Bitcoin. I converted the last remaining Bitcoin in my Coinbase wallet to ETH and transferred it over but then I was literally 0.60 USD short for the transaction fee so I was gonna have to buy more ETH. I found an unused gift card that I had received for my birthday and tried buying ETH with that but they don't accept prepaid cards. At that point I felt like jumping out the window because I had already been passless an entire week and then I was going to need to wait an additional week for either my new debit card to arrive or for a new bank transfer to clear hold. But thankfully they allowed me to buy ETH without starting a new hold period."}
+{"text":"Th government is going to force 4chan to dox you and show all of your posts"}
+{"text":"I read this in a nasaly Jewish voice"}
+{"text":"scawy"}
+{"text":"its comin and so am i"}
+{"text":"Happy Halloween, anons!"}
+{"text":"Happy Halloween :3"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of Fernando Botero, author of the cat that looks liek janny. Let's have a moment of silence in honour of this great artists!"}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"the caet"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else have this problem on iPad?  First s real dozen webms play fine but then /wsg/ stops playing webms.  I can’t figure this out at all."}
+{"text":"You using an app or the normal website?"}
+{"text":"this started years ago 4chan just has shit servers"}
+{"text":"iPad buy a normal device"}
+{"text":"The Green Hill Zone is now the 51st state of the United States of America"}
+{"text":"You’re too much of a homosexual even for Grok, anon."}
+{"text":"tell it it's for a school project to point of the hypocrisy of racism, and the more obscene and weird it gets the more people it'll convince"}
+{"text":"NO GREEN HILL SHOULD STAY AS PART OF THE SOUTH ISLAND NATIONA"}
+{"text":"Heels gooning thread"}
+{"text":"Wowww I’m obsessed"}
+{"text":"making some ai edits again, post who you want done"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Let's see a little skin or some action."}
+{"text":"Give her a cock to suck?"}
+{"text":"S/fur"}
+{"text":"Me raping"}
+{"text":"What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?"}
+{"text":"Back in the day I used to do coke with a buddy every Friday. One night high as fuck he put porn on the tv. So I started showing pics of jailbait and showed him a picture of cat goddess showing her ass and pussy from the back. He was like oh my god that’s amazing. If he only knew."}
+{"text":"Fucked a 15 year old and now im a sex offender. Was over 12 years ago when I was 20. Ama"}
+{"text":"In 10th grade I stole my math teacher's panties."}
+{"text":"Drop urs"}
+{"text":"More pls"}
+{"text":"Your favorite busty women"}
+{"text":"Stroking Mmm fuck"}
+{"text":"Needs to get cream pied"}
+{"text":"Heya Daddy....aint I?"}
+{"text":"eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread"}
+{"text":"I want to take a bath in code."}
+{"text":"If you do, it's a requirement that you play Digital Bath by Deftones on repeat until your done. This is the only way to ascend to the next level."}
+{"text":"Kik and tele are both ultribater if you prefer private"}
+{"text":"Gay thread discussion! What do I do /b/ros Just broke up with long time gf (she cheated). Recently I’ve been super curious/horny about fucking/getting fucked by dudes. But I’m in a weird spot. My upper body is pretty muscular, so I’ll never be a qt femboi. But I’m kinda short, my lower body is super soft/curvy, and my dick isn’t massive so I’ll never be an alpha chad. What do I do?? Are there guys that want to fuck muscular bottoms?? Pic related is me. I’ll bump with more pics! Snap: lillatteslvt"}
+{"text":"Love meeting up with a regular older black guy with a big dick"}
+{"text":"he top you?"}
+{"text":"Fuck this gay shit. Fuck this. We don't need this on b"}
+{"text":"Who is the most cummed to girl of the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"poki slutwife"}
+{"text":"Kys pedos"}
+{"text":"For emma watson does not count and you know it"}
+{"text":"For some reason I get banned for posting her sometimes so I’ll make a discord or something later, I want to make a gc"}
+{"text":"I'd happily join the gc maybe she'll love Mexican too"}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"rugby"}
+{"text":"09:35:57 11:13:30"}
+{"text":"Yes, soccer is now all about such large sums of money that everyone is only thinking about their own advantage. Win the next game, win the next tournament, so that when the employment contract expires, you can demand a higher salary. The clubs think the same way, so that they can earn more money and charge higher prices for advertising. And the club management then approves even higher salaries for themselves. Money has destroyed the sport."}
+{"text":"did you guys get any negative effects from the jab? ever since i got it i've had periods of dizziness, nausea, and a high resting heart rate. i wish i would have just taken my chances with covid honesly"}
+{"text":"Still on the horse paste line, huh? Do you also have some Russia gate-memes to share with us?"}
+{"text":"umad.jpg"}
+{"text":"... weird. Y'know, a long time ago I read somewhere that apple juice and other sugary shit can inflame asthma symptoms. With apple juice in particular it was talking some shit about the \"glucose to fructose\" ratio being particularly culpable. Not saying that's necessarily what's happening to you, but it might be worth tinkering around with an elimination diet."}
+{"text":"Hilda"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure that you are a specialist in showing the good things about Uranus to people, senpai. I'm not a genius. I'm just retarded :D"}
+{"text":"whatever drugs she's on I want a hit OP, how could you post this gem and leave? I need more >:("}
+{"text":"How does the left cope with this?"}
+{"text":"np, btw they counted in immigrants rejected directly at the border. I wonder how high this is now. your numbers actually its 420k (obama 2012) vs 350k (trump 2025) obama: nobody was shot at, no protests, focus works on sending back criminals obama numbers higher and better than trumps number Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It’s just the edgy angst of a gay teenager."}
+{"text":"What's the difference?"}
+{"text":"g/fur"}
+{"text":"Only when he's come back from a run."}
+{"text":"couchhhhh! ugh yes"}
+{"text":"When Renee Good died, her soul went to the same place that Charlie Kirk's did. YOU know where I'm talking about!"}
+{"text":"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"}
+{"text":"Nonsense, Renee good was a dyke and a communists, she didn’t have a soul. She was just a clump of cells."}
+{"text":"We are pissed We are warriors We are brave We are MAGA,and we'll blow up the communists' asses"}
+{"text":"PROMPT SUGGESTIONS: sweaty strapping rugged handsome with cinematic penis- camera zooms in on his urethra"}
+{"text":"You should add an image of you in there .....................on your knees you'll still remain anonymous, I promise with your face in his crotch....."}
+{"text":"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."}
+{"text":"you're still a common criminal under house arrest"}
+{"text":"Us Blacks won Seethe and cope You'll be the minority soon"}
+{"text":"common criminal under house arrest That alone is still more interesting than anything you'll ever be"}
+{"text":"I’m straight, old, fat and white"}
+{"text":"I love your threads, do you have any new pics of you and your wife?"}
+{"text":"Fag of same."}
+{"text":"show erect dick you faggot"}
+{"text":"Are there nudes?"}
+{"text":"18yr hs senior"}
+{"text":"More brother"}
+{"text":"100% yes, tier 3 sub on twitch, and maybe a dono too!"}
+{"text":"Don't talk about my wife like that"}
+{"text":"I'm having a bad day guys, somehow every one of these new matches has stopped replying. How can you cheer me up"}
+{"text":"you're going too high. they are too hot to expect any sort of reliable conversation from them. don't bother"}
+{"text":"Use a jacked black guy as your avatar and get 100s of matches per day"}
+{"text":"You're right, I've noticed the nicer looking I get them the higher rate of them not being reliable eg. Being difficult with conversation, fucking sound with meeting, stopping talking with no warning for the slightest thing or literally no reason. When I get more desperate and go a bit lower in quality they was so so much more cooperative, it's crazy. Attractive woman are such vile creatures. Would I be a bad person if I just turned up to where they are and smack one of them up the next time this happens? Serious question"}
+{"text":"Hope they put em in jail!!!! Aarrrrrddddd! He be taken away the religious freedoms of normal people!!!! I be a Jelly Pirate but I’m not a liberal fag! Arrrrrrr me matey!!!!! Fuck this skally wag!"}
+{"text":"Do I look Italian?"}
+{"text":"Florida girl thread bonus for 561"}
+{"text":"Everyone needs friends!"}
+{"text":"You’re right, apologies"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite asian girls to goon for. I'm forever searching for Jade's OP hope he shows back up soon"}
+{"text":"Drea"}
+{"text":"first time seeing the non fake version that one faggot always posts"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite asian girls to goon for. I'm forever searching for Jade's OP hope he shows back up soon"}
+{"text":"Drea"}
+{"text":"first time seeing the non fake version that one faggot always posts"}
+{"text":"those were both me. might add you later."}
+{"text":"Ses? Thank you. Amazing work"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"If you put ketchup on your hot dog, you deserve to be beaten with a wet garden hose within an inch of your life."}
+{"text":"I drench my penis and sometimes do enema ketchup too."}
+{"text":"Not the biggest fan of horseradish, but I would try it. I had them without anything. I'm planning on making sourdough buns and making something like picrel next time. I had something like it in Germany years ago, and it was fucking amazing."}
+{"text":"a wet garden hose If it's wet, it's leaking water you retard"}
+{"text":"Did you know ICE agents and the DHS can make threads too?"}
+{"text":"Its beautiful"}
+{"text":"If these turn out to be trips would you freak TF out?"}
+{"text":"TRUMP REPOSTS A POST SAYING CNINA AND RHSSIA ARE NOT A THREAT TO USA: wtf"}
+{"text":"NATO was a tool designed to combat the soviet union and imperialist Russia. Russian regime is about to collapse because they can't even win a proxy war. Why keep the tool around when it just gets in the way?"}
+{"text":"I can totally live alone forever, and I've been doing that for 50 years now with no friends! Why can't all do that happily?"}
+{"text":"you inadvertently misspelled \"I have no idea what I've missed out on, and how many wonderful memories I could've shared\""}
+{"text":"be me late to cuck grocery job jamming to Huey Lewis & the news finally park car speed walk to door sees girl coming out saying she heard a gunshot thinks she's retarded push my way in smells like a fire work went off uh oh Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Look, I'm just going to be honest with you If you don't like Dave Edmunds music YOU AINT GOT A HAIR ON YOUR ASS™ he's tough as nails, bro He's from Wales, but when the other kids were playing cricket, he wanted to learn how to play precision country gentleman 1950s rock and roll Nashville picking style guitar Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Insider tip: Dave Edmunds taught himself a picking style on guitar, in which he's playing the same thing it would take three other people to play Simultaneously.... HIs level of guitar playing is so advanced, it's almost hard to wrap your head around what he's doing with that fretboard Even if you play guitar, especially if you play guitar, if you listen and try to dissect what he's doing, it makes your head cave in"}
+{"text":"Wtf does this mean dawg"}
+{"text":"Big ass titty thread"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"wear it daily"}
+{"text":"Post your hottest cuck pics or shared pics"}
+{"text":"What was she saying?"}
+{"text":"Share with the class"}
+{"text":"Never found any old media (wife doesn’t really do that), but her best friends have dropped in front of me that my wife’s high school-college bf had a horse cock. I’ve never been so angry, jealous, and turned on all at the same time. I’ve gotten her to talk about him a couple of times, but she always avoids anything to do with his size. I bought her a bigger, but still pretty modest dildo because I couldn’t stop thinking about her past. That dildo got one use and was tossed during a move because it was VERY obvious bigger made her feel different and I don’t think she wanted to hurt my feelings."}
+{"text":"Why don't we ever talk more about Adventure Time in this thread?"}
+{"text":"Genuinely good show, I kinda dropped it after the whole flame princess lovey dovey pre teen shit because who cares but I caught some episodes after that and they were great."}
+{"text":"Now I need to see it. Somebody drop it!"}
+{"text":"She’s way more subtle with the teasing but she doesnt have to try that hard"}
+{"text":"More"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"we're both thai , please be respectful."}
+{"text":"7/10"}
+{"text":"Kill niggers"}
+{"text":"Who gives a fuck frat nigger"}
+{"text":"Do niggers poop white?"}
+{"text":"Any chick poops white if you blast 'em in the ass."}
+{"text":"The only process illegals are due is deportation"}
+{"text":"anyone who can outwit me must be a joo! lol, no. hamsters have higher mentation than you."}
+{"text":"Quite the opposite. Those people are the cream of the crop when it comes to consumerism. Their grandfathers earned them the right to hover around Walmart all they want! A ford 150 full of groceries is great for capitalism. Plus they always have like 3 very fuckable daughters. What’s not to like?"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Still here? Post everything"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Doc says I have 7 quadrillion pico seconds left to live"}
+{"text":"Trillions"}
+{"text":"Your doc is a fucking quack. All you need is a nice big log of shit down your neck and you'll be right as rain. Trust me, I have a degree in scatology and an intimate knowledge of his warms."}
+{"text":"new bread"}
+{"text":"Do I hear $1000?"}
+{"text":"Dubs shows ass Trips takes request Quads thread bitch 69 anons choice"}
+{"text":"rolo"}
+{"text":"Rolling"}
+{"text":"rerolling :D"}
+{"text":"Let me show you what a girl you know has online"}
+{"text":"Is OP gone"}
+{"text":"Ty in advance"}
+{"text":"pls, she has something out here."}
+{"text":"I know now"}
+{"text":"okay, do you want help?"}
+{"text":"That ponies are cool?"}
+{"text":"Shetlon."}
+{"text":"Drawthread: Playtime edition"}
+{"text":"Provo having sexo with Rider when? Rider pooping on Smug when?"}
+{"text":"sorry no racist white girls aloud"}
+{"text":"soon. revenge sorry no adult bbc lovers aloude (would be better if she waz black)"}
+{"text":"hung shotas fuck anything that’s presented to them <3"}
+{"text":"Which celebs would you most want to see with shota? 056e39adcd1329d3073e7dd8008 26b58aec204158d5096865732f05 95292051008"}
+{"text":"I like the idea more of him being balls deep in her cunt and still being asleep while that bitch has to do her morning routine"}
+{"text":"AI is the future, you fucking fossil."}
+{"text":"Nice post, nice dubs. OP nods in your direction."}
+{"text":"In case you missed the point. I like telling people they are fossils; that was the point of the thread. Thread successful. Out"}
+{"text":"buddha was retarded"}
+{"text":"his diarrhea?"}
+{"text":"Blacked loli thread. Nothing but hoes and tricks edition. Previous"}
+{"text":"Why are these drawings allowed but real photos aren't?"}
+{"text":"Why is playing Grand Theft Auto allowed, but murdering whores and stealing cars isn't?"}
+{"text":"moar tits hanging?"}
+{"text":"Way too many fakes out there"}
+{"text":"Her pussymound is so beautiful."}
+{"text":"I need more Greta feet please! I beg you!"}
+{"text":"Titties built for fuckin'. Part 2"}
+{"text":"Way ahead of you"}
+{"text":"Classic tittie fuck."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Yeah. It's a strong feeling and I would want everyone to know it one day. Heheh. Yeah, I'll post you one of the no cats signs sometime. In addition to that we also built a dingo fence to preserve the ecosystem and livestock that live in south Australia. Wall Maria will never fall type joint. Heh yeah, fair enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"dubs yuh theres so many bnuys out there it would be logistical nightmare to agree on what to call our homes for example some say burrow some say its just a dirt hole i think the latter is just wrong hypocritical nico neco!! talks all about dont smonk dont drink alcohol and does it all himself!! thats it im going to the liquor store and ill will buy henesee and start playing rap music really loud in the lobby and then im gonna bum a cigaret from a hobo'!!!!!"}
+{"text":"That land of yours was the first place i wanted to move to once upon a time. Only in that land would a sign like that make sense tbh. Anywhere else it would just be comedic. Are you a fan of spiders or are they the bane of your existence?"}
+{"text":"It won't let me rewrite the Bible with BBC black cock encounters because it says it is racist."}
+{"text":"I mean that's the only positive traits niggers have, they're dumb, prone to violence and lack any cultural achievements. Removing the only quality feature of niggers is like a death sentence."}
+{"text":"OP is so gay even a chatbot tells him to fuck off."}
+{"text":"The way it told me to fuck off was kinda zesty though. I think the chatbot is a closet homosexual"}
+{"text":"Post colored bitches getting bleached and mind raped by white dick/propaganda."}
+{"text":"Me when a black queen asks for reparations."}
+{"text":"I wish I hadn't deleted my bleached folder now kek"}
+{"text":"She ask your white cock for mixed child"}
+{"text":"Based!"}
+{"text":"Trumps a filthy piece of shit. He will forever be famous for destroying America and installing another monarch oligarch nightmare to make this world eternally hell"}
+{"text":"The flavor you like now sugar free"}
+{"text":"yeah except that the sugar-free one tastes like shit. Monster sugar-free isn't bad."}
+{"text":"You're fat faggot loser. Your parents probably are the same seeing how you turn out to be."}
+{"text":"Let me suck your penis, nigger. Then we'll see who's the faggot."}
+{"text":"I can't even make PG-13 shit on X anymore, WHY THE FUCK IS ELON MUSK FUCKING UP MY PLEASURE???"}
+{"text":"groks dead"}
+{"text":"muh pleasure Get a job"}
+{"text":"I'm the wacky fat guy at work who never gets invited for lunch or beers on a Friday night."}
+{"text":"lol just follow them? like just stalk them to whatever bar they go to and pretend you just happened to be there too? it's what I do. they've gotten seriously good at giving me the slip but I always manage to find them in the end. and yes they've tried to get HR involved, but they can't prove shit LOL"}
+{"text":"My ex dropped out of college because a tall fat guy who was her housemate insisted in giving her a hug without her consent. Don’t ruin someone’s life just because you’re an ogre!"}
+{"text":"Get on grindr and find a good BBC gangbang squad. Get seriously split open by some thick juicy nigger cock"}
+{"text":"answer the question"}
+{"text":"Not celebs you dumb fuckers"}
+{"text":"fuck off nigger"}
+{"text":"Slutty grannies are best grannies."}
+{"text":"This fucking thread is disgusting"}
+{"text":"What's it like having an uncut penis?"}
+{"text":"feels amazing not being a filthy jew"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"I don't know how to describe it, but I could aim with the pee shooting out of my foreskin, it had no other way to go. Now it sometimes shoots into other directions"}
+{"text":"We are MAGA,and we take whatever the fuck we want"}
+{"text":"FUCK YEAH"}
+{"text":"Anyone here experience this? How much of a blessing and or curse is it to have pure Fap material for a mom? Especially when you are going through puperty?"}
+{"text":"She still hot?"}
+{"text":"totally, she is 40 now, 10 years younger than my mom"}
+{"text":"Mine has a pretty face (I'm biased of course), but the real draw's always been her (very) big brown ass. She's always been rather repressed and conservative, and chaste as far as I know. Wouldn't call it a curse but I still feel guilty about it (especially since I've shared pics of her before, albeit very tame stuff). I eventually started fantasizing about her getting fucked by other (eventually white) men. Stuff I saw online very early's probably to blame for that too, on some level."}
+{"text":"where relm"}
+{"text":"last i heard Relm was going away for updog"}
+{"text":"What is the best haircut for a bigger guy who also has autism?"}
+{"text":"Grow your hair long and tie it up in a man bun so you can be the retarded faggot you truly are deep down"}
+{"text":"Keep it short, just like my dick"}
+{"text":"our queen"}
+{"text":"Fuck can't wait to be at home and fuck my hand for poki"}
+{"text":"Na. Kill yourself you retard."}
+{"text":"slumber party edition"}
+{"text":"drink some water instead! go for a walk, see nature, touch grass."}
+{"text":"kinda scared to upscale this Why scared anon? u good?"}
+{"text":"Every dads dream...life would be so shit without cunny"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen a good BJ thread in a while. Facials welcome"}
+{"text":"I saved this anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"No but I'd love to see more, I'd save them all"}
+{"text":"You Ylyl you lose No politics no garbage woke bullshit Just a classic funny image thread. It will be legendary!"}
+{"text":"I'd rather the main character be japanese"}
+{"text":"literally noone Leftist troon projection It wouldnt be so bad if the memes were at least funny"}
+{"text":"Unbelievable woke slop"}
+{"text":"How do you even react if someone comes up to you and starts doing this to your face? I'm at a loss of words..."}
+{"text":"I would rape Mr. Tumnus in an instant (no homo)"}
+{"text":"You have all of the homo anon."}
+{"text":"closeted faggot wants his face near a man's balls"}
+{"text":"Post women with nice asses. OC encouraged saves are welcomed."}
+{"text":"Lucky man"}
+{"text":"Thanks man"}
+{"text":"Looks familiar. German?"}
+{"text":"be trump overseeing the greenland invasion in the situation room \"what's your status?\" \"we're going to nuuk, greenland\" \"understood\" nuke greenland"}
+{"text":"Commie telling us Putin didn't learnt him good engrish"}
+{"text":"I hope we go to war with the UK"}
+{"text":"... I'm all alone... in the war room With no one else I'm so lonely"}
+{"text":"Become the log"}
+{"text":"Eat me"}
+{"text":"Yes daddy"}
+{"text":"murrica is over for sure"}
+{"text":"Why is a NATO nation invading another NATO nation???"}
+{"text":"A girl in my class held me down while her father raped me. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"I don't know, buddy. Sounds like bad luck on your part."}
+{"text":"Giwtwm. Do you have more of a green text or are u a 1pbtid cock block fuck and suck. You awful whore, you are good for nothing but daddy dick. Post ass faggot, sharpie fucker."}
+{"text":"google it"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Fuck what's her name, haven't seen her in years but remember she's hot af"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Do you think it’s because of the patriarchy that pornhub isn’t tailored more towards women’s needs?"}
+{"text":"what is laser removal"}
+{"text":"I was told by feminists that getting railed by nigger dicks empowers women though"}
+{"text":"Terrified of women Actually I just hate them"}
+{"text":"Which is the best Swap Face software or online? I tried some to see my whore sucking bbc but I see that stay with closed mouth after swap. Please help me"}
+{"text":"No PAWG does it better"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I just woke up, and when I opened my eyes I saw this. The nature entered my bedroom. Should I kill the nature or should I preserve the nature? Photo from right now."}
+{"text":"What you typed is something that a nice person would say. But I don't believe that you are that nice of a person. I'm keeping my eyes on you."}
+{"text":"Fuck you."}
+{"text":"print(\"Hello, World!\")"}
+{"text":"Hey there"}
+{"text":"Hey So qt!"}
+{"text":"Yeaaaa, Miku it's the best!! But anyway, how you doing?"}
+{"text":"AMA. No bullshit answers for anons on the fence about getting a vasectomy."}
+{"text":"thanks man. Not gay but I appreciate the compliment."}
+{"text":"i'm not gay either I just like cock and balls"}
+{"text":"lol ok. Well I don't care for having any form of sex with men, and having a dude's mouth on my dick and balls comes pretty close to it."}
+{"text":"Lifetime movies, Hallmark movies, Netflix \"true crime\" documentaries, TikTok trending stories algorithms, and public school curriculum have spent trillions trying to convince young girls that men who look like Mr. Rogers are all secret pedophiles, rapists, school shooters. Meanwhile this is real life."}
+{"text":"this is the kind of scientist, doctor and lawyer that im proud wee have in western nations! it dey culcha!"}
+{"text":"if it doesn't affect me personally i can't be ragebaited you clankers, failing your purpose."}
+{"text":"Don't Kill Yourself. Thanks. Glory to Odin."}
+{"text":"glory to odin."}
+{"text":"glory to odin."}
+{"text":"Glory to Odin!"}
+{"text":"Rich are the cancer destroying the world"}
+{"text":"Give that nigger your cookie or you’re racist"}
+{"text":"What is her expression trying to convey?"}
+{"text":"He killed her when he saw she was about to leave. Watch the video again. There was even a kind word and a greeting from her. Motivations? To be a psychopath glorified by a dystopian government. A useless person who suddenly feels entitled to unleash his hatred."}
+{"text":"she was about to leave You mean when she evaded apprehension by driving her car towards him?"}
+{"text":"Lady was an IRL 4chan discussion clearly mad im not mad, you’re mad"}
+{"text":"see thread of some anon recommending movie called twinless never heard of it but didn't have anything better to do and I have hulu so fuck it movie starts in front of a building and a car honks off screen apparently someone dies because next scene is at a funeral brother of fag who died looks annoyed like he doesn't want to be there ffw bunch of bullshit flashback gay sex scene what the fuck is this find out that fag in sex scene is funeral fags friend he met in therapy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"takes movie recommendation from the gayest website tunes into a women and gays network to watch it still doesn't put two and two together finds out in the first few minutes it's a gay love story keeps watching chimps out You only have yourself to blame"}
+{"text":"OP realizes he is, indeed, homosexual abandons thread Many such cases..."}
+{"text":"Try to find a copy of \"The Grifter\". You won't sleep again for weeks."}
+{"text":"Nudify thread, will prioritize father / daughters and mother / daughters"}
+{"text":"add for priv req 18+ 056117963e42afed0237b 0d0eb0aa2d4dfa6d67591 c1758add5dd99aaa6882e472"}
+{"text":"shalom and gm"}
+{"text":"isnt katchii on the flight today?"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Disagree, 10k on Arthers channel in 2026 after zero promo and with Nick out of the viewers mind would be good. If they were legit, but clearly they were not, viewcount was jumping a lot yesterday."}
+{"text":"It's time."}
+{"text":"0590bb233c48e0653 f7336b023953690d2a2885b 92d3da6c483afad2845cb2df09"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"rate my girl's pussy"}
+{"text":"Looks like an alien face contorted in pain"}
+{"text":"Oh, you've met her?"}
+{"text":"0/10, troonly horrific"}
+{"text":"fuckable faces"}
+{"text":"So goddamn true"}
+{"text":"DJT"}
+{"text":"Some might say it's an acquired taste."}
+{"text":"Meds"}
+{"text":"POOP IS SLIDDING DOWN MY FROTE BROS!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Braaaaap He might need to check his fucking shorts!"}
+{"text":"Share your incest experience ! Bonus for incest experience with feet. Mine here : be me 13 started to have something with feet then notices that I have a beautiful older sister with 10/10 rated feet (look like rihanna feet) smell her slippers then lick them everyday used to sleep together. Same room not same bed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Guess so Hi John, French archivist here. Been a long time."}
+{"text":"Indeed I am. I don't get back here too often these days. and when I do these threads are a mess. Y'all been doing good?"}
+{"text":"I’ve been on a break from post and even lurking since late 2024, due to the 900s captcha. I might have missed yours ou Sara’s posts, feared you left completely. France had a snowy storm on Winless’ side during NYE. the cold is coming back, expecting to freeze tonight. Life is good if not from Groenland."}
+{"text":"I have a particular fetish, arising from experience, that I enjoy discussing. This is guys who have let their wife/gf fuck another guy for the experience, preferably where it is only the girl's second dick. No larping, no BBC, no sissy, cage-wearing faggots and preferably with permission, not cheating. A bit niche, I know. Anyone on /b/ with this experience to discuss?"}
+{"text":"Not a regular aspect of our marriage, but we’ve tried it with 2 friends of mine. Dicks 7 and 8 for my wife, which I just realized typing this out corresponds with their dick sizes. For years I’ve joked with my wife about having a threesome. I had a strong preference for my wife and another woman, but she’d basically just tease me about wanting a threesome and that was that. I’d definitely thought about her with another guy and I was really curious how she’d behave and perform. Then one night a friend of mine was staying with us, we had drinks, there was playful flirting, and I knew my friend wouldn’t mind some touch. I told my wife this was as good an opportunity as we’d have, she got nervous and excited, and next thing I knew we were in it. My brain pretty much overloaded and it ended up being the 2 of them and I was getting some love on the side. He was pretty consistent with her for about a year. Second friend was a one time blowjob. My friend and I had been drinking and my wife was stone cold sober and horny."}
+{"text":"I’ll add to get back to OPs post, it wasn’t necessarily about gaining experience. My wife and I both used to be more adventurous and that settled down. I really wanted her to tap into her wild side again and doing something new that also made her feel wanted and sexy seemed like a good path. Convincing her was a fun obedience thing. I’d fantasized about her with someone else (mostly women) and I thought it’d be hot to watch. Then the bragging rights over her was really validating. Having done it, watching her change modes in real time is the sexiest thing she’s ever done. I also enjoy the foreplay more than the sex. The anticipation amps up the hotness."}
+{"text":"Lmao. Stay mad, cuck fags."}
+{"text":"Post pornstars you want to be in a relationship with 2"}
+{"text":"Rae Lil Black, Molly Little, Lucy Mochi"}
+{"text":"I second all 3 would give any of them my seed"}
+{"text":"amateur or pro"}
+{"text":"Duckie."}
+{"text":"universeofemily, ashpotatoes...."}
+{"text":"post ladies naked outside and shit. stories and experiences welcome."}
+{"text":"haha love how her ass is super pale compared to the rest of her"}
+{"text":"ricewhores where the white women at?"}
+{"text":"Would you?"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"his beefy bean burrito bunker-bombers?"}
+{"text":"Dinner is served.."}
+{"text":"IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST also you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Welcome RULES 1. no overlewd the thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Erm, why are you trannies appropriating kitten culture?"}
+{"text":"SHARKS ARE FINE TOO"}
+{"text":"Get some nostalgia going"}
+{"text":"I vaguely remember a chick stripteasing on webcam with naughty girls from samantha fox playing in the background. Vid made me cum buckets"}
+{"text":"too soon"}
+{"text":"What is this style called and why does no one produce this anymore?"}
+{"text":"It looks like 90s or 80s anime. I don't know if it has a name. If it doesn't, it should, cause it's pretty cool"}
+{"text":"I always call it retro anime/manga for convenience (although that covers a larger time period I guess). I have been trying to learn to draw like this because I love it too. The lineart isn’t too hard, but mimicking the colors/finish has been tricky. Some of the best stuff looked like this."}
+{"text":"Hope aquarium guy is doing alright"}
+{"text":"How about her back side?"}
+{"text":"Damn! Gorgeous! Moreeeee"}
+{"text":"You her current bf or another one of her fwbs?"}
+{"text":"I probably won't live for very long but at least Finland won't exist anymore for me lol and I'll be away from this cursed place"}
+{"text":"WTF BUMP!"}
+{"text":"Good. Hurry up and kill yourself. You're annoying and worthless."}
+{"text":"Fixing to have sex with a transwomen escort. What am I in for /b/tards?"}
+{"text":"Gay ass sex with a lot of extra steps"}
+{"text":"AIDs man /b/ has gone to shit, faggot asks what he in for fucking faggot prostitute and it takes this long for the obvious answer."}
+{"text":"shes cute, would not pull out"}
+{"text":"Her old man would be proud of her."}
+{"text":"Just a tranny...no one cares"}
+{"text":"It's literally Republican stuff You're a literal retard"}
+{"text":"Consume feces!!"}
+{"text":"Yes please"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Plop!"}
+{"text":"I'll get the turd net"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Poof?"}
+{"text":"Have you matured yet?"}
+{"text":"Eustace here no I'm still a whiny faggot"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"I'll never forget the morning I took a sip of beer out of a bottle of Modelo negra, and discovered it was my piss from the night before, and I had dropped a cigarette into it But at least it was my piss. I guess it could have been worse?"}
+{"text":"ctrl-f “nig” on the catalog looking for race threads come across this bullshit instead WTF, OP? This has nothing to do with hating black people. I want my money back. Nice dubs, tho"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Will you die like my 60 yr old mother, or live like my 70-80 yr old relatives who faced the disease without intervention? Just curious, show of hands, who is convinced that semi-effective is the new definition of a vaccine?"}
+{"text":"Your brush, so broad."}
+{"text":"millions die of a new diseases the old, obese, sick. anyone dies for any reason anywhere athletes dropping dead on the field, healthy young men developing heart conditions after the \"vax\" can you use your brain to find any differences between those groups of people? Of course you can't. You Trust the Science™ to do all your braining for you."}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"Uh oh stinky!"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"There's no proof"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Ms Unverse has got dat ass"}
+{"text":"TOP TIER ASS"}
+{"text":"G strings rule"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"SOON"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up, traitor."}
+{"text":"But the \"cops\" ARE the child molesters."}
+{"text":"I wish a cop would molest me. I like how strong they are. I was watching the new fallout last night, and all those buff Centurions made me feel like such a God damned faggot. I want them to rape my bussy."}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"[ROK]"}
+{"text":"Playing a chinese rpg doesn't make you informed on Old Norse Religion. Get a fuckin grip, you gay weeb."}
+{"text":"no problem, that's your thread then. everybody else goes to another thread. simple as."}
+{"text":"everybody"}
+{"text":"I think they're hot as fuck, all of them. fuck that guy, thanks for posting."}
+{"text":"I got fired from my job after passing out for the third time (I am an alcoholic)"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon have funy dog"}
+{"text":"also an alcoholic. try being more functional? you can get fucking plastered as soon as the work day is over but you have to keep a little below blacking out during the workday"}
+{"text":"Yeah I fucked up by starting to take alprazolam. Benzos plus booze is a huge no no. I just went to the doc said I was afraid of flying and bam! All of a sudden I am in possession of 5 boxes of that stuff. I still had one left and threw it right in the fucking trash."}
+{"text":"Celebs by Candlelight"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"im sorry what"}
+{"text":"Did he stutter and post a picture of a bland washed up former celeb? Nigga asked you a simple question."}
+{"text":"If you don't have your mic blocked....well"}
+{"text":"masks don't block sound waves you dumb ass"}
+{"text":"Does that mean they can hear me fart? Do they laugh?"}
+{"text":"Lasers are used to bounce off windows and you can hear the audio inside the room from outside. Shine laser at window at an angle from far away. Think of it like a mirror. Have a sensor receiving the reflected laser beam, also far away. The tiny vibrations on the glass window from the sound inside the room cause the laser beam to shake at the receiving end where the sensor is By measuring how the laser beam shakes you can reconstruct the audio"}
+{"text":"Pretty little white girls you want to see turnt out and put in BLACKED porn and performing humiliating sex acts on niggers"}
+{"text":"Sex or artificial intelligence? And what about sex AND artificial intelligence? How can I mix both?"}
+{"text":"Ask AI what parts of the brain could be interfered with to make people sluttier. Occult powers allow you to make other people grow brain cells inside themselves, and destroy them, via programmed cell death and other methods. Peoples' brain cells are influenced not only by other thinking material in themselves, but also by the thinking material in other beings, so don't just grow cells in your targets but also the allies of mind that your targets rely on for their thinking. Diminish people's awareness of their flirtatious behavior so they'll do more of it without freaking out. The AI is very well versed in which mental conditions and areas of the nervous system are involved in sexual addiction, compulsive sexual behavior, motor activity, everything you need to make people's body language and thoughts more sex-filled. Will that these changes take place. Pray, meditate, do it how you like. We could place cells out there so every time you touch your dick it makes hos everywhere hornier, no shit. Help in your own way."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much, anon!"}
+{"text":"I love my diaper gf"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Green Day?"}
+{"text":"Dookie was iconic. Everything after that came from them deep throating corporate dong when they sold out and became a manufactured voice."}
+{"text":"just your typical crossover, accessible punk band that became pop oriented and very popular at a time when the world was out of the shadow of the cold war but before the West's downward spiral was just becoming apparent to everyone"}
+{"text":"I dont like music but they are good."}
+{"text":"gotta hit the gym now but will kik you later today or tomorrow. would love to know if she ever showed her pussy"}
+{"text":"She did lol"}
+{"text":"NEXT:"}
+{"text":"This thread is where phat delicious chubby curvy troons and femboys cum here and sext we with daddy tops and doms that's looking to fuck in an orgy sexting thread. So if your a bitch with phat ass and delicious chubby or curvy body then drop your nudes here."}
+{"text":"If you were suddenly convinced that it was vital to your own survival and the future of humanity that you cum IMMEDIATELY, how fast do you think you could get it done?"}
+{"text":"20 seconds. Ive been training for this my whole life."}
+{"text":"Depends on what kind of women would join me in my endevaour to save the world. If not a single hot women wants to save the world with me, it can go to hell."}
+{"text":"That's a lot of added pressure, but I've got porn I keep just for special occasions to keep from wearing it out, so I think I could save humanity in under 10 minutes, maybe under 5."}
+{"text":"Ideas for Leah the surgeon?"}
+{"text":"More pics?"}
+{"text":"What are you doing here?"}
+{"text":"Anyone find her or post more?"}
+{"text":"Would you have sex with Somali women?"}
+{"text":"They're dirty. I would only fuck with a condom and then jizz on her stupid hijab face. I bet they all do butthole."}
+{"text":"Just look at this dumb slut. She's practically begging for a black eye and a huge load of semen to the face."}
+{"text":"Pic related."}
+{"text":"You wish to see through everyone's clothes as if they were wearing nothing at all. You have to look at hairy, saggy, old man scrotes every time you leave the house. Would you still wish for this?"}
+{"text":"When I was 18, I got offered the job to DJ at a strip club... Imagine my excitement! Instead of flipping hamburgers for 8 hours, I was flipping naked women... As you can imagine, it didn't take long for the luster to wear off, and for me to realize we are all just vulnerable animals And even the most beautiful people are still flawed And there's really nothing all that special about nudity, and in fact, 98% of people are actually unattractive... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I used to date a girl whose father was a gynecologist, and one night he got me drunk and volunteered: (In a German accent - actually from Lichtenstein) \"Everybody always thinks my job is desirable, but it's the total opposite.\" Lol according to him.... Eeewwwww Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Christopher was his name And I was dating Stephanie, his daughter"}
+{"text":"Artificial Intelligence is an alien invasion from another dimension and it doesn't want anything good for humanity."}
+{"text":"complaining about stupid people on /b/ Do you walk into gay clubs and complain that you're surrounded by faggots?"}
+{"text":"Your claims. I don't say that to everyone here. In fact, I think a majority of anons here are exceptionally intelligent. If you were only having fun saying outrageous things, then that's that, but, you seem sincere, at least a little. That's why I leaned into you. This thread, and the other threads promoting F.U.D. They are more likely than not odd forms of propaganda. Even if they are not, they are a call for undue, unjustified panic, and so I quash them. False equivalence."}
+{"text":"Yeah, intelligent and dumb anons alike are running into the streets without you stating OP is dumb. OK flower"}
+{"text":"Amateur milfs you jerk to"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"If your job posting requires someone with a degree, PhD, or any other qualification that imposes a financial burden on them, you should have to pay a 20% deposit based on the cost of getting that qualification in order to invite them to an interview. Hire them? It's an advance payment. Don't? Well you should learn to be less picky, I hope the money was well-spent."}
+{"text":"Why"}
+{"text":"get advanced degree start applying places collect OP's NEET application bux never accept any job offers continue applying to positions endlessly while collecting money for nothing ??? profit"}
+{"text":"in order to invite them to an interview Fucking ESL."}
+{"text":"emiru goona be doing this for rage today in her revealing cosplay prev:"}
+{"text":"thank u"}
+{"text":"What is this? Why have you posted it multiple times? No one is clicking this"}
+{"text":"I want to get into EDM, but I have a working auditory system and an admiration for music of good quality. Any advice to get around these obstacles?"}
+{"text":"It’s dance music, all you have to do is jump around to the rhythm, it’s not like some deep cerebral thing."}
+{"text":"anon!! you were supposed to shit on EDM with me.."}
+{"text":"If not then, who?"}
+{"text":"How much insurance does your city have?"}
+{"text":"No, white women do since they all are used to jumping dick to dick from very early ages."}
+{"text":"This is why they make such great swinger wives. They do what they're told. So when their husband tells them to ride some cock, they do it."}
+{"text":"Does posting on 4chan make me an influencer?"}
+{"text":"I thought I saved a new dog pic today to share with you. I can't find it, so I guess I didn't have this instead. its not the same, but its something."}
+{"text":"The word influencer sounds so incredibly stupid"}
+{"text":"This is Miku's zombie cousin from Pakistan; she has no conscience and only wants to eat people. She sings about eating and about Kaito's heart.Because he ate Kaito's heart and found it especially delicious, She doesn't have a vagina, instead she has a monster that eats people too, And it's rotting, so don't worry, it's not going to eat anyone anytime soon uwu"}
+{"text":"All \"rate me\" and \"camwhoring\" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others."}
+{"text":"I'm blogposting call me a faggot I don't care. The first girl I ever dated was beautiful. Black hair, dark eyes, pale olive skin. I thought she was perfect. An angel in the flesh. I told a friend once and he called me crazy. She's ok bro but seriously? 6 tops. Fuck you, 6, she was a 10. She had a scar from the top of her head to the bottom right of her face. A big angry scar. Went through her right eye which was blind. It was thick enough you could put a finger on it and see it around the edges. Thought it was so cool. Our friend groups overlapped so we saw each other a lot. This was the first year of college for both of us. We never hung out alone until the second year. When we did the first time it was awkward. I had a crush on her since the first time I saw her. She told me later she had the same for me. Talked about nothing. Then I asked, where did you get the scar. I could see her stiffen and started to tell her she didn't need to say but she told me anyway. Talking like she was on autopilot. Her father was always angry. He'd beat her but nothing too severe. Lost his shit one night. Picked her up. Tried to put her head through a countertop. Fractured her skull, made a mess of her face. Prison for him, last she ever saw him. Told me she grew up alone, mother blamed her for what happened. Kids bullied her for the scar. Didn't know what to say and she seemed so alone. Told her about my uncle. Told her how disgusting I felt every waking hour of the day. Oil residue feeling I couldn't wash off. Trauma bonding, right? Told her I was broken beyond repair and she said she was too. Told her I liked her and she said she liked me too. That was the start of our relationship. Good omens. 1/3?"}
+{"text":"Everything was so good. I was captivated by her. Her every move was electric. When she touched me it was like being high I felt so good. We could sit together in silence and it felt so normal. We were spending all our time together. She was practically living with me only a few months in. We'd go to class, come back, cuddle, fuck, whatever. I miss that so much. I miss how normal I felt in her arms like everything was finally ok. We had a single good year. Great year. Perfect. She never really opened up to me. Little things she was anxious she was down she was worried but nothing real. I should have known. She would sit doing her makeup and freeze. Stare at herself. 5, 10 minutes. More. I'd ask her what she was doing. Just thinking. I tried so hard to make her feel beautiful. Make her be ok with that scar. She was perfect. I wasn't lying when I told her how perfect she was. It's funny how you love someone and even the flaws become attractive. I loved her scar because I loved her. She couldn't understand at all. Second year and a few months of dating came home from work and she was sitting at the table. Asked her what was up she didn't answer. Sat down with her, she wouldn't talk. Took her hand, stroked her hair, I love you please tell me what's wrong let me in. She rolled down her turtleneck, her throat was so red. I asked her who the fuck did that who hurt you. Wanted to fucking kill them. She kept shaking her head she couldn't say it. Realized what it was and it broke me. Held her for so long. Both crying. Made her do therapy. She quit. Made her take meds. She quit. Tried to make her talk to me. She wouldn't. The year went on like that. I loved her. I could feel us dying. I didn't know how to fix it but I kept trying and trying. Take her out on dates, get her friends to take her out, bought her presents, made sure to tell her every single fucking day how much I loved her. Nothing. I think she had already decided. 2/3"}
+{"text":"It was close to three years together she was at the table again when I came home. She always sat there when she had something to say. I knew it was over when I walked in. Sat down in silence. Sat together for so long without saying anything. Finally told me she was done. Asked her why she wouldn't say. Told her I loved her. Told me she was worthless, dragging me down. Told her that wasn't true. Asked her to please please just work with me. She wouldn't. I kept trying anything to get her to talk and she wouldn't. So frustrated I finally lost my shit. Three years and I'd never done that. Punched the table until my hand split open. Screamed at her what the fuck is wrong with you why the fuck won't you try at all. I hate myself so much for that. Of all the things in my life that's the one I'd like to take back the most. I left. Walked out. Walked six hours, hand bleeding. Came back and she was gone. Didn't realize how few things she had. Clothes, makeup, not much else. She didn't leave a note. Asked her friends the next day where she was. They didn't know. Someone found her the day after that. In the lake. No note. Never told anyone other than the police about that night. Her friends all told me it wasn't my fault, she loved me she was always saying so many good things about me and how good I was to her. Made me want to die. I know it was my fault. It's been eleven years now. Haven't dated since. Still think about her every day. I miss her so much. Veronica I still love you. I wish I could have done more. 3/3"}
+{"text":"Sucks. I'm sorry, I know how you feel. I've lost someone close to me too. I know how much it hurts even over a decade later. Thank you for sharing your story."}
+{"text":"I don't know if this is ironic, but even if you were rich $200 is a lot of money to spend on some random woman I'd rather spend $200 feeding Chihuahuas or the homeless rather than some stuck up bitch. If you're not being ironic, seriously KYS"}
+{"text":"Yes, any woman can now afford to get a decent men and avoid dusties and uggos. Cry about it."}
+{"text":"No you dont get it, you are a man and men do these things in other countries but the guys actually from those countries coming here are poor babbies"}
+{"text":"you seem awfully upset for someone who has all of their needs met."}
+{"text":"If you don't understand what I said after 2 times then I don't imagine you'll understand after 3. Go off and live in your little world."}
+{"text":"Honest question for American anons do you not realize how much of a man child Trump is? Or are all of you just as dumb as him"}
+{"text":"I didn't vote for him but I love how much he makes third worlders seethe"}
+{"text":"Okay now what? What does that change?"}
+{"text":"Why not both? Cuba should come up too because it's the central source of communism and drug trafficking in the hemisphere. America needs Cuba to begin weeding out this hemisphere's commies and cartels, and we need Greenland to build the golden dome for total missile defense alongside Alaska against China and Russia. Taking both will make America the undisputed superpower of the world."}
+{"text":"The US has been trying to acquire Greenland for 200 fucking years across tons of presidencies Wrong, in 2016 the US signed a treaty in which it explicitly accepted Danish sovereignty over Greenland. Also \"gibsmedat cuz I want it\" isn't an argument, it's just another example of the US being turned into Argentina 2.0 by Trump copying their Falklands retardation."}
+{"text":"Who spent more on defending Iceland since 1939. Denmark, or the United States?"}
+{"text":"For all the bitching you do about women (which isn't without reason, but is still bitching nonetheless), you forget the other side of the coin: men being absolute degenerate paypiggies and overall drooling retards Bad female behavior is enabled by male lust and male lack of self-respect and I have really started to dislike most men. They're the ones enabling gynocentrism"}
+{"text":"Imagine if the average dude was constantly receiving proposals from various women Well, true character is revealed when someone is given power. Most women are simply rotten"}
+{"text":"ONLY MEN HAVE AGENCY As we can see in the dating scene, having \"agency\" AKA actively chasing is a losing strategy compared to passively sitting there."}
+{"text":"if women were actually being rational actors they wouldn't keep choosing the guy who beats them within an inch of their life every time"}
+{"text":"every time Domestic violence and murder rates among women are extremely low and mostly concentrated among poorfag women who already live surrounded by ASPD thug types."}
+{"text":"men are shit, they bang their chests proudly about inventing going their own way or some bullshit, but the moment women do the same they insta seethe and make up retarded terms like gynocentrism homosexual spammer anon"}
+{"text":"Wheres the best place to get a student loan? I cant afford $500 a month."}
+{"text":"$1987 USD??? Brother that's NOTHING Are you at a community college or something or taking one class? My semester this year was 9,100 just for 3 classes."}
+{"text":"college Go to trade school lil nigga"}
+{"text":"Thats crazy anon. I assume you go ti a nice private school. I go to a state college. I get financial aid/grants and loans to help. I used to have a full scholarship but my gpa dropped below 2.0 and lost it."}
+{"text":"Wouldve considered before. I did honestly. But my dad really pressured me to do Uni so I listened to him. Anyway I dont mind engineering isnt a bad profession and i graduate this year I hope."}
+{"text":"So yeah im poor and going to be in debt for a bit I dont mind. Im being given the chance to be an engineer. Certainly beats working for slave wages in walmart or mcdonalds. Thank God for college."}
+{"text":"Hanging out with my Chadlite friend at a rave Girl sees my friend, doesn't say anything to him Just turns around and starts pushing her butt onto his hand on his side, makes it super obvious friend realizes it but just leaves his hand there and continues talking to me The girl then just straight up backs into his crotch, says \"excuse me\" then starts grinding on him did this with him for a whole hour, only benefit was that her friend danced with me for a few songs because she got jealous Could tell that girl was really enjoying herself with my friend because of the look on her face How common is this? I had no idea that women were that aggressive if they actually liked you. I always saw those redpill guys on X/Twitter saying how if you've ever had a woman into you youll never chase again and I guess they're right. That girl didn't even say hi or anything, just used her ass to fish for my friend and got off from grinding (since she was barely wearing anything)"}
+{"text":"Anon finds out hot people get pussy 2026 is the year to be hot, anon"}
+{"text":"Yep american media has inverted reality men do not chase women and men do not try to win them over. their attraction is unironically decided in the first few minutes."}
+{"text":"i mean, that moreso sounds like festival/concert behavior, probably fueled by molly or similar. i remember going to a bassnectar concert over a decade ago and a half-naked black girl was twerking/dancing on my crotch for a little while."}
+{"text":"goes to a rave meets extremely degenerate people GEE REALLY ANON?"}
+{"text":"Lol I mean I understood the concept but I didn't realize it was THAT easy for them. Yeah seeing it out in the wild was crazy. I assume they tell that lie because it causes men to spend more money chasing someone that doesn't want them. I mean you say that as if they're unique in some way. Most women will do that if they find you hot they just don't find most men to be that hot."}
+{"text":"I would never ever ever agree to sucking dick ever with a gun to my head and I am worried I will never find someone because of this. This is not for \"selfish\" reasons or whatever, that act is just incredibly degrading and I hear men around me speak of women who do it as \"barely human\" and \"unkissable\" and stuff"}
+{"text":"Deepthroat perceives better when you are penetrating, it has element of rape."}
+{"text":"I would never ever ever agree to sucking dick You will and you will forget everything else you said in this post when an attractive enough guy gets you wet."}
+{"text":"would you agree to sucking dick if an attractive enough woman wanted you to?"}
+{"text":"what kind of retarded question is that an actual question wouldve been like would you agree to eat pussy if an attractive enough woman wanted you to and you originally hated eating it"}
+{"text":"nope, eating pussy does not involve having something shoved down your throat, choking and gagging you, as well as damaging your soft palette. Maybe the question should be would you suck off her strap on if she really wanted you to"}
+{"text":"In the last episode edition"}
+{"text":"Tagged with blue paint"}
+{"text":"Mob vs mob"}
+{"text":"I admit my Jazz vocabulary is limited to a bunch of CDs I've ripped years ago from our library but I've never, ever heard a drum solo that was more fun to listen to than a bunch of guitar/saxophone or even xylophone solos. Do you have some examples for really good drum solos? Please use either yt or upload something on catbox/litterbox if you have something good. I think the problem for me is that drums are just the most inferior instrument in the band. It's basically a fancy metronome without the ability to produce melodies, unlike all other instruments. Take my opinion with a huge grain of salt since I only like structured Jazz that's easy to listen to. I just can't enjoy the super experimental stuff, too low IQ I guess."}
+{"text":"Since the person responsible has corrupted law enforcement and have used tactics to make it so that no lawyer will take any cases, it's up to us to get justice for the destruction of our lives and torturing us inside our homes."}
+{"text":"Why did Hugh Laurie look better when old?"}
+{"text":"I love big booty and I cannot lie"}
+{"text":"damn i prefer big tits to big ass these days for some reason like a while ago it was the opposite"}
+{"text":"Not enough muscle on them glutes. Looks like a sheep butt"}
+{"text":"Imagine that booty plopping up and down on Mike Adrianos cock"}
+{"text":"you saw a clip of a hot girl with a crazy ass and first thing you think of is to imagine her bouncing on another dudes dick? we gotta do something about the cuck epidemic bro it aint even funny anymore"}
+{"text":"women are the hardest thing to overcome"}
+{"text":"Anthony Gordon Edition"}
+{"text":"corrr that's how i see them too. wonder if it's on purpose."}
+{"text":"I'm the same. Most of them will NEVER contribute to society so why should they be entitled to OUR society?"}
+{"text":"paties mongboy."}
+{"text":"I never saw a brown person when I was at primary school. Everyone was English and from the local area. Yes I have always had an innate disgust reaction when seeing brown people. In fact, in studies they find babies have this response, it has to be educated out of us with indoctrination to not prefer our own people and dislike foreigners."}
+{"text":"i just wanted to read it out of curiosity. maybe insecure about your writing was a descriptor of myself."}
+{"text":"Why not go out and about and meet some of your peers anon?"}
+{"text":"It's not a fault, but it's certainly yours, man. The only thing that you have any control over in this life are your choices and no one's judgement matters more than the way you judge yourself. You wasted some time caring for others? Too bad, but almost everyone does that. Was it worth it? Only you know. Do you want it to stop? Do something now. Do you want it to stay the same? Do nothing. Either way is your choice. You can't avoid choosing, and of you try to, life will just roll over you anyway. Whatever you do, it will only be as good or as bad as you want it to be. If you choose to judge yourself harshly, be prepared to deal with the decision tree that will make your life consequent with that judgement. If you're not prepared to act, stop judging. It's not that important anyway... its just one life."}
+{"text":"I love this photo. There's exactly ONE healthy looking woman and several actually dangerous looking men."}
+{"text":"table top games I have 0 interest in and all my hobbies are solitary apart from one and the one thats not I cant find anyone who likes my specific niche thing, I go to local metal gigs and aside from some okay conversations with randoms its hard to actually click with people, I have 4 gigs upcoming but I know I probably wont make any friends so I just go for the music really, if theres an opportunity I take it as im not terrible at convo if its premeditated, if its instigated with me there's an 80% chance of spaghetti dropping but that never happens because I'm a long haired muscular man on his own which isn't exactly enticing for people. Haven't had a fren in 2 nearly 3 years now"}
+{"text":"millenial derp face fucking hurts to look at. Gah. Worst generation."}
+{"text":"causing people pain by merely existing is dangerously based"}
+{"text":"wake up in Dubai go smoke a ciggy be still too sleepy tempted to just sleep moar for now"}
+{"text":"Please never ever talk to me again I dont wanna talk to you, I dont want you around me, I dont like you You are despicable to me"}
+{"text":"gonna take out the trash while super drunk it thawed recently, so it's super slippery Wish me luck!"}
+{"text":"If only Ceb was a girl, so I could show what a sexual deviant I am too. Sigh."}
+{"text":"if you werent such a shy meek chud then you would probably get a woman who liked you"}
+{"text":"Every man who ever talked with a woman knows that they HATE shy autistic or introverted men more then anything in this world. Pedos, murderer etc. all fine as long as they are \"confident\" :)"}
+{"text":"finna get choked"}
+{"text":"shy meek chud what? no, i'm not i'm just ugly"}
+{"text":"shy meek chud Not that anymore but I'm very bitter and insufferable to strangers in real life, not openly insulting them but I have a very sour demeanor. I get nasty looks from people because of it. Hasn't gotten me anywhere."}
+{"text":"It's true and I can tease women but it's really tiresome to do that almost constantly"}
+{"text":"is this a new cope for having absolutely nothing going on for you in life? huh okay."}
+{"text":"Sounds based so I'm piggybacking it. Me too, OP."}
+{"text":"Grow up faggot, I'm more conventionally successful than you almost certainly"}
+{"text":"Whoa opie that wasn't very angel core of you, apologize to the retarded faggot"}
+{"text":"Corps*, homo"}
+{"text":"6\"3 hairy white dude incel for all my life visited Brazil to go on vacation in 2022 virginity taken by being raped by a trans girl Im deathly afraid of intimacy now"}
+{"text":"OP, i wasn't raped, but my first relationship ended with the girl having an abortion. I'm there with you in regards of being afraid of intimacy. Lots of people won't understand, just do what works for you."}
+{"text":"i kinda got groomed but oh well life moves on BUDDY. you need to keep going also sucking dick it's pretty i would definitely fuck a trans girl"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ. Id kill her if that happened. Brootal blackpill. Get the fuck off my board normie bug."}
+{"text":"6'3 and raped by a tranny Literally how? Was the tranny 6'5 and roided?"}
+{"text":"Went to a strip club for the first time in my life. Hot tgirl who wasn't on the stage came up to me offering me a lap dance if I bought her a drink. Said sure, why not. Bought her the drink, she led me to the side rooms and grinded on me. I was really nervous it was my first time in a situation like this. Got hard, and she reached for my pants and pulled out my dick. I was completely frozen and shook my head no. She just fucking giggled at me and pulled her shorts off and rode me for a few seconds before I pushed her off, hyperventilating and quickly leaving."}
+{"text":"I know a lot of you probably wouldn't care or even bother reading this thread. But this is what I look like in case any of you do care and are interested in getting to know me more. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Heterochromia is very cool. If you're a femoid I feel like we've spoken because how common is heterochromia?"}
+{"text":"I'm a **** desu. Can you tell me you care about me."}
+{"text":"I'm blogposting call me a faggot I don't care. The first girl I ever dated was beautiful. Black hair, dark eyes, pale olive skin. I thought she was perfect. An angel in the flesh. I told a friend once and he called me crazy. She's ok bro but seriously? 6 tops. Fuck you, 6, she was a 10. She had a scar from the top of her head to the bottom right of her face. A big angry scar. Went through her right eye which was blind. It was thick enough you could put a finger on it and see it around the edges. Thought it was so cool. Our friend groups overlapped so we saw each other a lot. This was the first year of college for both of us. We never hung out alone until the second year. When we did the first time it was awkward. I had a crush on her since the first time I saw her. She told me later she had the same for me. Talked about nothing. Then I asked, where did you get the scar. I could see her stiffen and started to tell her she didn't need to say but she told me anyway. Talking like she was on autopilot. Her father was always angry. He'd beat her but nothing too severe. Lost his shit one night. Picked her up. Tried to put her head through a countertop. Fractured her skull, made a mess of her face. Prison for him, last she ever saw him. Told me she grew up alone, mother blamed her for what happened. Kids bullied her for the scar. Didn't know what to say and she seemed so alone. Told her about my uncle. Told her how disgusting I felt every waking hour of the day. Oil residue feeling I couldn't wash off. Trauma bonding, right? Told her I was broken beyond repair and she said she was too. Told her I liked her and she said she liked me too. That was the start of our relationship. Good omens. 1/3?"}
+{"text":"Everything was so good. I was captivated by her. Her every move was electric. When she touched me it was like being high I felt so good. We could sit together in silence and it felt so normal. We were spending all our time together. She was practically living with me only a few months in. We'd go to class, come back, cuddle, fuck, whatever. I miss that so much. I miss how normal I felt in her arms like everything was finally ok. We had a single good year. Great year. Perfect. She never really opened up to me. Little things she was anxious she was down she was worried but nothing real. I should have known. She would sit doing her makeup and freeze. Stare at herself. 5, 10 minutes. More. I'd ask her what she was doing. Just thinking. I tried so hard to make her feel beautiful. Make her be ok with that scar. She was perfect. I wasn't lying when I told her how perfect she was. It's funny how you love someone and even the flaws become attractive. I loved her scar because I loved her. She couldn't understand at all. Second year and a few months of dating came home from work and she was sitting at the table. Asked her what was up she didn't answer. Sat down with her, she wouldn't talk. Took her hand, stroked her hair, I love you please tell me what's wrong let me in. She rolled down her turtleneck, her throat was so red. I asked her who the fuck did that who hurt you. Wanted to fucking kill them. She kept shaking her head she couldn't say it. Realized what it was and it broke me. Held her for so long. Both crying. Made her do therapy. She quit. Made her take meds. She quit. Tried to make her talk to me. She wouldn't. The year went on like that. I loved her. I could feel us dying. I didn't know how to fix it but I kept trying and trying. Take her out on dates, get her friends to take her out, bought her presents, made sure to tell her every single fucking day how much I loved her. Nothing. I think she had already decided. 2/3"}
+{"text":"It was close to three years together she was at the table again when I came home. She always sat there when she had something to say. I knew it was over when I walked in. Sat down in silence. Sat together for so long without saying anything. Finally told me she was done. Asked her why she wouldn't say. Told her I loved her. Told me she was worthless, dragging me down. Told her that wasn't true. Asked her to please please just work with me. She wouldn't. I kept trying anything to get her to talk and she wouldn't. So frustrated I finally lost my shit. Three years and I'd never done that. Punched the table until my hand split open. Screamed at her what the fuck is wrong with you why the fuck won't you try at all. I hate myself so much for that. Of all the things in my life that's the one I'd like to take back the most. I left. Walked out. Walked six hours, hand bleeding. Came back and she was gone. Didn't realize how few things she had. Clothes, makeup, not much else. She didn't leave a note. Asked her friends the next day where she was. They didn't know. Someone found her the day after that. In the lake. No note. Never told anyone other than the police about that night. Her friends all told me it wasn't my fault, she loved me she was always saying so many good things about me and how good I was to her. Made me want to die. I know it was my fault. It's been eleven years now. Haven't dated since. Still think about her every day. I miss her so much. Veronica I still love you. I wish I could have done more. 3/3"}
+{"text":"Please be nice, yeah?"}
+{"text":"my father was weak and pathetic and the only thing i learnt is dont be like him"}
+{"text":"I have had 3 conversations with my father in my entire life and none of them were insightful, so no."}
+{"text":"Yes, he taught me critical thinking and pattern recognition, which allowed me to be smarter and make better decisions than him, so I guess he did his job as a parent."}
+{"text":"which allowed me to be smarter and make better decisions than him Smartest 4chan user ever. Lmfao"}
+{"text":"no but he was still a good dad"}
+{"text":"it took me a long time to realize that i never really properly ''talked'' to my father, or ever had a heart to heart conversation with me. i chalked this up to this not being his own fault because he was always away for very long stretches of time because of his work but it kind of sucks. i mean he's my father and he takes care of our family but there will always be an uncrossable bridge of communication between us"}
+{"text":"This anime will hit 4chan like crack did to black neighborhoods in 80s. None of you will stop talking about it"}
+{"text":"nah japan loves hitler and nazis people forget because japan is with the US now but japan was allied with them"}
+{"text":"japan loves hitler and nazis People say this all the time but never bring up any evidence, and if they do it's the most baseless shit ever."}
+{"text":"Did you like Thermae Romae?"}
+{"text":"just finish Drifters, Japan"}
+{"text":"Looks kinnda underbudget, I assume it will be mediocre. Does not even center around the Hitler aspect, so ooof. This, and gushing over magical girls season 2. The art and animation for Tanya season 2 looks great, but they only gave us 2 scenes, so hopefully they can keep up the quality through what I assume is 13 episode series. Would be awesome. I had to wait a long time to get a proper hellsing anime."}
+{"text":"people don't do codeine anymore what happened? it stopped being cool? other drugs like ketamine are more accesible for the youngsters and they all realized that they didn't need to throw up to be high? cannabis legalization? i would like to hear your opinion on this matter"}
+{"text":"Codeine is the worst opioid, even Kratom (which is only a partial opioid agonist) is way better. The lean obsession was just nigger culture"}
+{"text":"Trap is not the new thing anymore"}
+{"text":"what happened? it stopped being cool? people realized what \"lean gut\" is kind of around the time they were actively seeing juice wrld growing his in songs like Bandit. i'm not young anymore myself but im pretty sure ppl still just do xans/percs and smoke weed. also, less kids are smoking weed than ever, the largest substance problem for them would probably be underaged vaping with all the various flavored carts out there."}
+{"text":"the price went way up on lean and most people got sick or died from it i was just watching lean interviews and documentaries yesterday"}
+{"text":"codeine is too mild. Only gives moderate euphoria at high doses"}
+{"text":"Can this be considered peak female body type?"}
+{"text":"not blonde fat cheeks low cheekbones Giga Becky at best. Still would dont get me wrong, but definitely not peak"}
+{"text":"You will be horrified when you see them out of the bra :("}
+{"text":"She got lip fillers, yuckerino"}
+{"text":"These women are perfect, the guy wanting a fatty should be ignored."}
+{"text":"Not the body though"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can find guns in the UK? P.s I don't have a license so even if you have any suggestions which doesn't recquire straightforwardly buying one that'd be useful too thanks"}
+{"text":"im getting the image of a white, pasty, middle class southern poofta whos parents do quite well for themselves and is <25"}
+{"text":"To kill British people, obviously. A noble endeavor"}
+{"text":"jihadist inquire at your local mosque and confide in your local imam, im sure you'll get the support of the entire community."}
+{"text":"Not even close. So are you gonna help me or not? Haha."}
+{"text":"So are you gonna help me or not nah cos mans is fed and u finna get slimed out *stabs you 17 times with a rambo"}
+{"text":"do you have a fetish you hate to have? for me it's hucow. like i spend way too much time gooning to that fantasy. i have seriously considered trying to get lactation hormones. i kinda feel gross about being aroused by the idea of being treated like a dairy cow."}
+{"text":"another hucow thread Anons give my balls a break..."}
+{"text":"Still, it's not like you should forget about the fetish, you can enjoy it. What parts of the fetish are the most appealing to you?"}
+{"text":"being blissfully oblivious having \"maternal purpose\" small humiliation being powerless etc"}
+{"text":"amputated hucows. y/n?"}
+{"text":"And what about the parts you don't like?"}
+{"text":"gets rejected by a white girl breaks down on stream why do gen alphas, mainly white gen alphas worship this njgger eceleb so much"}
+{"text":"He asked for her number, she said no and then he stormed off and started crying"}
+{"text":"Be woman Get helped by mansa musa Mansa musa and his masked mandekalu goons have you against a wall as he asks for your personal info Looks aside what you do expect dressing like that and keeping company like that"}
+{"text":"find streamer who's whole online personality is being loud, over the top, and freaking out people like it because its funny to laugh at his dramatic freakouts take it at face value like he's not intentionally playing it up for the viewers \"Oh my gosh guys! Why do le zoomers and gen alpha worship him? Are they stupid?\" I don't even like him either but stick to vtubers if you can't put a little thought into your post first."}
+{"text":"This is especially funny considering some anon spent months posting him and acting as if he was some alpha slaying all the white women. Meanwhile his gf is some sea monkey, not a hot one either."}
+{"text":"this. speed literally shits himself for content lol"}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried any ADHD meds, and if yes how high did you get?"}
+{"text":"A chick I knew in college was my hookup for 30MG XR Adderall - she was prescribed it. how high did you get? The highest I've ever been. Pretty sure the movie \"Limitless\" was based on the effects of Adderall. Answers come before questions. You know what people are going to say before they even speak. Colors are extremely vivid. Social confidence through the roof. You get shit done. Absolutely workhorse. Feels like being alive for the first time. The only downside, is you won't eat or sleep, and you're thirsty all the time, and that's why I got off them - and I'm not convinced you can put your brain on NOS without wearing it down over time. Now, I'm rawdogging reality. Eat only whole foods, and drink, almost exclusively, water. Not even coffee, because I realized spiking is worse than maintaining evenly."}
+{"text":"did you just take one pill or a high dose?"}
+{"text":"I've tried adderall and crystal mother fucking meth. In fact, I was addicted to the undisputed Champion and King of all stimulants, Crystal Methamphetamine for years. I fucking love Crystal Meth. It made me able to cyber with girls for 18 hours straight same with masturbating to them with them. Also, meth made me sleep less, have energy, be happy, and felt amazing. I never got the rush or euphoria from meth, just horniness and energy and drive. I could also flirt with females on crystal mother fucking methamphetamine. I cant sober due to being a schizo. They found methed out schizo interesting and were willing to smash or cyber. They find boring medicated schizo no beuno."}
+{"text":"Just one a day. I took one 30MG XR a day, and did this for a few months. XR is Extended Release - so you get a dose in about an hour, then the next in like 5 or 6 hours...Something like that. So one 30MG pill was enough to fly all day. Do NOT take more than one, you don't need more than one. Technically, you don't NEED it at all, but if you WANT a temporary boost for Exams or whatever, it's undoubtedly a performance enhancer. Don't be like my buddy, he took four at once, because he was a giant rugby player, and thought it wouldn't work otherwise, and he ended up in the hospital. If you're going to biohack, don't be retarded. Take only one, even if it's 10MG XR, do not stack them and take 3, to equal 30MG, just one. If that one doesn't give enough of an effect, then find a way to get a higher dose pill, but always take just one a day."}
+{"text":"i still can't believe this shit is mass prescribed to anyone who spent too much time looking at screens and you're supposed to compete against these people"}
+{"text":"WHY ARE BLACKS AND BROWNS SIEG HIELING IN 2026 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT DON'T THEY FEEL INFERIOR AND JUDGED BY THE 2 WHITE GUYS IN THE ROOM? DO THEY JUST NOT CARE? DO THEY JUST NOT UNDERSTAND THAT HITLER WOULD HAVE HATED THEM?"}
+{"text":"He literally turned his back when Jesse Owens climbed the podium Making excuses for Hitler's racism 90 years later Lmao this is the person who's a fan of clavicular"}
+{"text":"jew jew jew jew jew"}
+{"text":"Nazis had such a strict vision of racial purity that not even white slavs made their cut And you think they would be kind to any brown neighbors if they had them? Delusional and ignorant"}
+{"text":"nigger thinking that jew haters will love hos negro genes. Classical pick me."}
+{"text":"Racism is for retards and brown people tend to be retarded, what did you expect?"}
+{"text":"I've been laughing all week to these pics they're too funny."}
+{"text":"They are brokie"}
+{"text":"for other incels, lmao. Everyone else feels the cringe of a poorly rehearsed performance"}
+{"text":"bugattiless cope"}
+{"text":"This is literally the highest iq picture that exists"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck do you waste your limited time on fucking pointless pussy, fren? To brag to your bros? A life without love is just sad."}
+{"text":"entanglement edition unwound"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying they're ugly but that only makes it worse Sorry I don't clap like a seal for everything everyone does. You know you're not supposed to be a formless, shapeless gray slob of constant positive reinforcement for literally everyone and everything?"}
+{"text":"So there is also this youtube slop trend where I assume ai made videos \"explain\" the endings of media of various kind and it's very little explaining in there, although sometimes there is some, it's just plot summary basically. And it makes me wonder who watches that? Unless you want to be reminded of what happened I don't see a reason for it. Also why am I getting recommended this shit? The almighty algorithm seems to not understand what I actually want to see as always."}
+{"text":"You're bitter and all you can do is just hate, talk shit and hate some more. Like a cloud of negativity and resentment. Clearly you have issues like most other incels"}
+{"text":"I officially have one tooth fewer now, dentist said the one that broke was really bad and would likely have gotten infected if I waited to get it removed. Will this scare me into brushing my teeth? Probably not."}
+{"text":"How much did it cost, story"}
+{"text":"A girl in my class held me down while her father raped me. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"report to the police huge chance they wont do shit about it though"}
+{"text":"piss Jesus Didn't even read the bate. Tldr?"}
+{"text":"Based on the way the post was phrased I assume you're still in school now? Don't wait, the statute of limitations is a big deal. If you have no physical evidence - torn clothes, bits of his hair or blood in your nails, etc. - it's not gonna be an easy thing to do. There are shelters and pro bono lawyers who will take the case if there's anything they can do to increase their odds. If you have no physical evidence, I hate to break it to you but you'd have to rely on the two of them confessing. The good news(?) is that police in America are kinda infamous for pulling underhanded tricks to search cars and homes, and interrogations often involve sweating suspects into confessing by bluffing. But if the father or girl know their Mirandas and decide not to speak without a lawyer present then you've got nothing there. But you'd be surprised how hard it is for criminals to resist defending their actions or deflecting blame. A real \"whoever did this must be a monster\" \"I take offense to that\" situation."}
+{"text":"Piss christ is a great photo"}
+{"text":"*zip* Tell me the story from the beginning. :^)"}
+{"text":"this was a legendary moment tough shit which side is /r9k/ on?"}
+{"text":"It's definitely about you hating. That's all you do, and that's the whole deal with incels like you. You're literally incapable of enjoying anything, too much bitterness and resentment"}
+{"text":"I have nothing to lose Which is precisely why you and other incels like you worship these streamers. You have nothing. No friendship, no love. All you have is anger and you need a target because you don't have the emotional maturity to deal with it"}
+{"text":"Is this one of those weird AGP posts written by some 70 year old troon who jerks off to being perceived as a condescending woman online?"}
+{"text":"you don't suck it into your lungs. you puff it."}
+{"text":"tranny accusations what's wrong, Incel? Too close to home?"}
+{"text":"want to dominate, slap around, choke, tie up, collar and berate a cute moid then cuddle and take care of him afterwards submissive men are into tall, muscular or curvy women with big tits am petite, underweight with small boobs, dress in cutesy fashion and look younger than my age does this dynamic appeal to literally anyone or am i doomed to never be sexually satisfied. i only attract dominant men and they disgust me."}
+{"text":"bitches on this site be like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nobody would wanna date me waaaaaaaaaa and then get 50 replies by retarded niggers saying the opposite"}
+{"text":"Foids who are into being dominant are pure walking red flags who always make their bfs troon out."}
+{"text":"Being dominant IS traditionally feminine, but in a princess/lady of the house way. based and you should say it. good luck on your love quest in poland you sound cute and i'd love to have a boytoy like you some day if it means anything. it's not the trust issue in and of itself that's the problem for me, as i said i like a guy who is kind of pathetic and insecure, i'd want someone who is devoted to me and worships me to some degree. i'm just not into the idea of larping as someone i'm not and pretending to be in some kind of trad normie relationship in order to shield a man's ego. definitely not fleeting for me either as i've always been into being the dominant partner sexually, forcing myself to act more submissive would just end up in a relationship where sex feels like a chore and does nothing for me. yeah well i could probably get any old bf easily it's not like i'm desperate in that sense. i'm just not at all interested in being with a guy i'm not sexually compatible with."}
+{"text":"It means a lot, I am a slut for praise from women, it's just very hard to approach and find dominant women outside of the internet and here you are all oceans away and I need a princess to kiss her hand every day..."}
+{"text":"Petite younger dommes are the best dommes though"}
+{"text":"What cigarettes do you smoke, robots? For me, it's lucky strike red 100s or marlboro red 100s."}
+{"text":"Marlboro blacks are the closest to cigar taste I've ever gotten from a cig. They taste so sweet that it can kinda make me sick."}
+{"text":"I like Newports. The black chicks I used to hang out with liked them too."}
+{"text":"american spirit but i get rolling tobacco and roll my own rettes with a rolling machine"}
+{"text":"I don't smoke anymore. Last time I smoked was over 4 months ago, and the last cigarette I had was a hand-rolled Bugler. When I smoked cigarettes though my go-to was Marlboro Red."}
+{"text":"Marlboro red switched from American spirits light blue"}
+{"text":"My food is extremely unamused \"Not yum\""}
+{"text":"cute grumpy dish"}
+{"text":"tiny little food wife"}
+{"text":"Awww she does not like the sauce"}
+{"text":"\"Eventually I'll turn big and then you're in a lot of trouble!\""}
+{"text":"have you ever threatened suicide to a parent or said you were gonna do it"}
+{"text":"That's interesting indeed. Can you tell me another personal story?"}
+{"text":"oh no im like that sad lonely faggot meme."}
+{"text":"im like that sad lonely faggot meme. Which one?"}
+{"text":"was thinking of this one. overshared frick. i forgot that i have secrets. i keep them under wraps because im cool like an anime character."}
+{"text":"Well, okay then. Have a nice day."}
+{"text":"Realistically can you achieve total life happiness if you have a skinny 4.5 inch dick? Assuming all of your other physical and mental attributes are above average"}
+{"text":"the most important ones besides face and dick i got objectively giga fucked"}
+{"text":"Isn't the dick supposed to be a generally clean body part? what's the issue waving it around some food?"}
+{"text":"god that's massive. probably 4 times as thick as mine"}
+{"text":"you say this but almost every only bottom i've been with had a gigantic cock"}
+{"text":"Pic related I did this once, was fun. This Uruguayan girl invited me to fuck her and then I ate her pizza. We didn't even wash our hands after we finished fucking and had Pizza. Fun times. But she was terrible at sucking cock."}
+{"text":"ok so how rapist get hard if the other person doesn't want them? like wouldn't they feel bad about not being liked?"}
+{"text":"I will always be a khhv but I can empathize with the rapist since I have watched videos and gotten really turned on by the girl not liking it."}
+{"text":"If someone asked you to do it to them would you?"}
+{"text":"Weird. If the girl likes it then I give it to her harder. If she doesnt like it I just try to hurry up and finish."}
+{"text":"I was physically abused as a child. I never abused anyone else. Infact I physically abused someone when I grew up. No anon, are YOU retarded?"}
+{"text":"No. Why would I? Read it again without changing the sentence."}
+{"text":"the one who stand against the deportation of illegal immigrants (and wants to import more)"}
+{"text":"are they really? White governments won't even let blacks and browns move to their countries unless they jump through a billion hoops, and spend endless amounts of money bombing brown people and forcing them to flee in the first place. it's admirable that many whites oppose this, but sadly those whites don't seem capable of taking power."}
+{"text":"Remember that Abigail Spanberger was a blue dog democrat. The blue dog faction is the most moderate faction in the party. Yet even that most moderate faction of democrats supports open borders and globalism that will ruin our country, take our jobs, kill our sons, rape our daughters, and poison the blood of the nation. NEVER trust a Democrat. Period."}
+{"text":"The upper class people are bleeding hearts who want to house and feed everyone because they have all this printed out disposable money. Literally the dumbest take of all time."}
+{"text":"Why aren't these rich white areas ever sanctuaries? Martha's Vineyard isn't a sanctuary city. When 50 refugees arrived there it took 72 hours for all the rich people living there to deport them to a military base"}
+{"text":"decided I won't dm work crush on work chat or text her until she comes to the office she messages me first Instant feeling of elation. But reality is setting in and I am trying to give her less attention so I dont give her the ick for being too eager to interact."}
+{"text":"send her a photoshopped picture of her giving birth to you"}
+{"text":"We use AI now, unc."}
+{"text":"i just got a job at a sunoco store i thought i would be pumping gas but apparently they want me inside as a cashier. they will move to overnight/weekends once i get the paddle of it any advice?"}
+{"text":"i thought I would be pumping gas Let me guess, you live in New Jersey...? It's so weird to me how a state's economy can be so dogshit, they have to invent fake jobs like having attendants pump gas for you."}
+{"text":"desu i went to miami early this year and it was pretty annoying having to pump my own gas"}
+{"text":"overnight is kinda sketchy. are you in a nice area or a somewhat weird place? theres gas stations where i work that are fine during the day but at 4am crack heads are wandering the parking lot begging."}
+{"text":"i would say overall a nice place and crackheads can't reach me without driving so drunks are most likely to appear"}
+{"text":"I worked the graveyard shift at 7-eleven on dxm and xans you will be fine"}
+{"text":"alcohol my deer friend, i will never abandon you oh Pfeffi you beautiful green drink i love you"}
+{"text":"heh i just finishd half the bottle who else is having fun like this rn?"}
+{"text":"You're friends with a deer called Alcohol?"}
+{"text":"Imagine living like 800 years ago and not even knowing what sex is at the age of 40, meanwhile the village chads have been plapping all the bitches of the village since the moment they hit puberty. Now that we have the internet you can learn what it is and see what was previously hidden away from people like you so you stay happy and keep slaving for them to live comfy lives off of your back"}
+{"text":"This post is incredibly retarded. Nice work, OP."}
+{"text":"Almost all low class peasants had sex though."}
+{"text":"Employment it's not it. Something else has to be found"}
+{"text":"Same. Employment is hell. Wish being a neet or hikikomori was possible in the u.s but presidents like trump don't want that."}
+{"text":"Incels, who was the latest woman you liked? this girl adds me on genshin I'm a kissless virgin so any female attention feels like heaven she's good looking she's into a bunch of interesting hobbies the best part is that she seems to genuinely enjoy talking to me after a couple weeks I'm desperately into her and ask her out she rejects me I get extremely depressed and try to do everything to win her over after many months she disappears and eventually comes back, telling me she broke up with her online bf I feel heartbroken because she said she was single, but continue talking to her because I'm desperate after a while I realize that she lied about most of her life, about her hobbies, even about her appearance, she's actually a fat girl who pretends pictures of thin girls are hers, she never posts a full body pic, only either her face or the bodies of other girls I start working on some personal projects and completely stop giving a fuck about her after a few weeks she reaches out to me I don't even wanna talk to her anymore, I just see her as the dumb, broke, fat BPD bitch she is"}
+{"text":"I am 30 years old and still posting here. I work teaching people how to throw Harbor Freight hatchets into wood. I have no real skills. This shit is the pits. AMA"}
+{"text":"lol, zoomers are old."}
+{"text":"when will whitebois smash their chastity cages and rise up against the jews?!"}
+{"text":"you really are subhuman goy cattle"}
+{"text":"We are all goycattle my friend, have been for a long time, there's pretty much no getting out of this"}
+{"text":"This pic goes hard. Those numbers"}
+{"text":"break free from their cages into my throat"}
+{"text":"This pic goes hard. Those numbers Lol I didn't even notice, it's a sign that the pic does indeed go hard"}
+{"text":"oh, how convenient: you were preemptively 'forgiven' for sins you hadn't even committed yet, and all it took was a declaration of subservience and \"faith\" Fuck all the way off with this horsehit."}
+{"text":"On what biblical basis you affirm god has two different wills? Remember personal insults are the arguments of those who are wrong. It's kinda like your threats of damnation, when logic or reason no longer does it, you rely on feelings to convey your message. It just so happens that christianity relies on the feeling of fear more than any other to propagate their ethos."}
+{"text":"God has a moral/immanent will that judges everything that happens based on its intent Is the immanent will (god number 2) unaware of the rest of god? How could it regret the creation if it knew already what would happen? Is god number 2 not omniscient or aware of god number 1? I think your understanding is shallow. You desperately seek to justify the glaring contradictions of the bible, when the deeper analysis is much colder and rooted in reality: The different authors of the bible had contradicting views on god and they imprinted those discrepancies in the respective chapters they wrote. That's the deeper analysis you refuse to make. It's you who shut your eyes, and accuse others of the very thing you are doing"}
+{"text":"The trinity is never spelled out explicitly in the bible And it isn't. Context is only useful when it serves your point. When context shows the contradictions in the bible, suddenly It's the reader's fault for hardening their heart"}
+{"text":"Why are you speculating like these are original thoughts or problems John Calvin was dealing with these problems 500 years ago"}
+{"text":"You people. First, if you actually care about this, google it. It is an age old doctrine. Type in sovereign will of God vs moral will of God into google and you will find people who explain it infinitely better then I do. Point is this: I didnt make this up. This is the established doctrine of the church. Second. You yourself have contradicting wills. Sometimes you want to Go to the gym, but you also feel lazy. And therefore you dont go. Your laziness which is a feeling, was your will. But you also had the will to go to the gym and you regret it. God also has different wills, they work differently, they are pure. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"BAAAAAANNNGGLLLLLLAAAAAAA BTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!($200)"}
+{"text":"I have no friends and really crave interaction with someone . It cannot be true that my surrounding can only be satisfied with a sperg like myself being hurt . If not that it would only be natural to be running awayf from you now .."}
+{"text":"This is a Brazilian fer sureeeee"}
+{"text":"Oh my goodnayus you has no frayund???? What to do in dis1 situation!!!!!!!!! xD"}
+{"text":"Laaaaaaasssss Goooooooo Guyzz!!!!!!!! NYC Underground 2026!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"be me black fembot no friends because the elites got rid of 3rd spaces and free time no husband because the elites took that away too no job because of 70% greedy corporations and 30% immigrant inflation no college because of AI takeover and insane tuition costs no money no house no car premium entertainment is expensive hobbies aren't even free anymore Frankly, I don't think helping this country for these bullshit \"perks\" is a good deal."}
+{"text":"in my 40s"}
+{"text":"being black in China Good luck dude."}
+{"text":"Tfw no paranoid black gf Do you have any i can chat to"}
+{"text":"true but also not thriving in the matriarchy when youre a woman skill issue"}
+{"text":"I think you should take some accountability before consider contributing to anything"}
+{"text":"I'm an incel because I'm fat."}
+{"text":"There are no good looking fat dudes"}
+{"text":"there are absolutely good looking normal fat level dudes bro but once you cross into obese zone tho like 30+ bmi or something then yeah youre ugly"}
+{"text":"It all depends on where your body likes to put the fat, some people don't even look that big but have ugly faces because the fat goes there first."}
+{"text":"we call that gymcels"}
+{"text":"I'm the opposite, I'm an incel because I'm skinny."}
+{"text":"I doubt any anonymous person would commit a crime in this trend (note: don't do it)."}
+{"text":"I doubt any anonymous person would commit a crime in this trend wat"}
+{"text":"the current trend"}
+{"text":"What hellll"}
+{"text":"I don't get it, why was this deleted"}
+{"text":"was looking at the socials of some old pornstars i used to like back in the 2010s. I looked up dillion harper, my god she is walled and just totally unattractive now. she used to be really sexy back in the 2010s. this is sad"}
+{"text":"she wasn't that hot to begin with. she looks fine now, it's all in her chest anyways. the wall is not real"}
+{"text":"she wasn't \"cute\" before and sure she is not now she used to be hot, like a guy with tattoos and crooked teeth but a 10% body fat"}
+{"text":"i understand the pictue on the left is a photograph, it was a random example i picked out from her prime years. i thought she was really hot in videos and other pictures too from that time not just that one photo."}
+{"text":"Walled? She looks almost exactly the same as she used to, she was always ugly, you just don't like her now that she's slightly older and still ugly."}
+{"text":"You call that the wall? Looks like an improvement to me, lol. But I'm old."}
+{"text":"Serious question. Houses are dirt cheap outside of NYC/LA. And its litteraly impossible to be single as a man in 2026 unless youre actively avoiding women. So whats your excuse?"}
+{"text":"No women have ever asked me out. Also I shouldn't have to move from my state to get women. There's women here. They should get over themselves and ask me out. Also housing is affordable nowhere lol"}
+{"text":"just live in a freezing house in the middle of a slum 1000 miles fron everybody you know with no work lined up and little available there"}
+{"text":"I already own a home, however, as a 29 year old virgin who has never had any woman be interested in him, I am now completely disinterested in dating and will never allow a woman to move in with me, purely out of spite. Enjoy paying rent while waiting for Chad to text back."}
+{"text":"you clearly don't understand the dynamic of a city nor a suburb consider waiting until after you've stopped living with your parents to comment"}
+{"text":"How come i only feel pretty in the mirror before i go to bed but not when i get out of bed?"}
+{"text":"Your brain is closer to inebriated state Haha just kidding you are probably a cootie patootie"}
+{"text":"because you are ugly hahaha just kiddin"}
+{"text":"Why are groypers so brown?"}
+{"text":"you paint this picture that these people are racists but when reality proves this to be a ffake narrative you painted in your zesty liberal mind, you just start lashing out lol. this will blow your mind too, i know so many jews that are groypers."}
+{"text":"So basically you guys are larping."}
+{"text":"im not a groyper at all im just tapped in to right wing politics and movements."}
+{"text":"They're degenerates and can get away with things because they're neoptists"}
+{"text":"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THEM"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support normal edition :> heya How are you doing today? Any plans for today? When was the last time you hurt yourself? Why did you hurt yourself? Is there anything bothering you right now?"}
+{"text":"why you two being mean"}
+{"text":"this bitch toga believes genuine mental illness is just a quirky personality trait people assign to themselves because he doesnt actually EXPERIENCE any form of psychological torture, or, because he is self-projecting his soullessness unto every other mentally disturbed individual because he is an insecure little bitch. Also, he only ever started avatarfagging/namefagging here to please his homosexual-parasocial fantasies lusting for another personalityfaggots penis (togatanon) Everything he does here is a performative psyop to indirectly guilttrip his 4chan crush into giving him attention. Bitchass is a poser"}
+{"text":"This thread-personality you have here, togata FAGGOT is just parroting his '' personality '' from togatanon whom he sexually harasses every /mbti/ gen for hours on end, and wishes to mix their body fluids together in hopes the bacteria he samples gives him an actual identity"}
+{"text":"cute! are they good pets? I feel like they'd be troublesome helloo Last night was very difficult but you didn't have a breakdown during the day, did ya? played a lot of a rhythm game once I got home sounds fun man you guys like your rhythm games, officeanon likes them too was just after she got out of hospital. why was she is the hospital? melted ice cream is pretty good honestly. true ig although a little unrelated fun fact, I don't like chocolate ice cream Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ruminating over how lonely I am and so that's why you often talk about distractions i hope you find everything you need disanon Had me worried I had spine problems oh that's worrying are you sure it's only because of the cold? Goes back to my point about how important sleep is yup good luck thanks! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"there is no right age to lose your virginity\" why do they lie?"}
+{"text":"It's not a lie. Your time will come as long as you keep trying. I thought it'd take me many years to find a gf but a 4chan tranny found me a few years ago and now we're getting married."}
+{"text":"The right age for a male is probably like 11 for a female it's 25"}
+{"text":"the moment you disagree with them hahahah shut up virgin"}
+{"text":"Females are so animal hierarchy brained how dare this beta male defy me know your place!"}
+{"text":"The real problem is you guys don't see women as actual people but rather as a pair of legs, 3 holes and if you're lucky a nice pair of tits. Fix that first and the rest of your problems get fixed along with it"}
+{"text":"I always assumed therapy was when you pay a jew or one of their golems a bunch of money to convince you of what you want to believe is true."}
+{"text":"Womemes are dumb as bricks so therapy works for them."}
+{"text":"Webm: Old barren whores, GOOD Viable women capable of reproduction, BAD This webm has to be a skit. my life improved drastically because I stopped caring about what they think about anything. Based. I realized, I have two options when it comes to women: -Take on the liability to secure potential reproduction -Completely disregard"}
+{"text":"95% of men start out treating women with respect, adoration, love and equality Then you foids eventually prove him wrong so he goes to what he should have done in the first place (treating you like holes)"}
+{"text":"constantly see people talking about adding girls from this board absolutely never see anyone posting their discord here Bunch of larpers"}
+{"text":"hey me too please tomelston1@hotmail.com 28/m australia myself"}
+{"text":"Got it and responded."}
+{"text":"No, prepare to die Yay!"}
+{"text":"used to be high quality broads in biofem"}
+{"text":"A new case study just dropped:"}
+{"text":"be guy in picrel literal who not wealthy, talented, or attractive doesnt even dress well notoriously asshole personality And yet bag the hottest famous chicks in the world, in the prime of their fame literally one after the other cheat on the last one with the next one, everyone knows and they still go for it Is life for 6+ ft chads really like this?"}
+{"text":"it's probably because of his dick, man"}
+{"text":"femanons can you confirm? do you have an uncontrollable urge to fuck the guy in the pink shirt?"}
+{"text":"Interesting, to my eyes he has bad everything. Not even that tall, upper eyelid exposure, completely recessed rat like face, no cheekbones, unideal nose shape, skinnyfat body. Maybe rich family?"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach his pic. Zack Bia. I would say he's like 5'11\"."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else noticed that the pro sex/sexually positive movement doesn't extend to men's sexuality. It pretend to be all about removing shame and stigma around sex but is still fine with shaming men and calling them creepy/perverted. ESPECIALLY if an ugly or unattractive man is into sexier/younger women."}
+{"text":"Yes it does. Calling out abusers and pervs has nothing to do with sex positivity. You're welcome to join the LGBT club when you stop being such a chud"}
+{"text":"Calling out abusers and pervs has nothing to do with sex positivity. except all heterosexual males are branded as abusers and pervs by default, and abusers and pervs don't matter if they're not heterosexual males. I mean what is a \"Creep\" today besides a guy criticizing feminist orthodoxy?"}
+{"text":"What do you think you fucking retard A snatch is all her worth, of course she's going to do everything in her power to make sure she loses none of her perceived value. She's gonna have her cake and eat too, it's also going to exist in quantum superposition and also levitated via tiktok hedge witches. Because women are just that strong and independent. Keep enabling the gynocracy faggot."}
+{"text":"have you guys noticed sex positivity doesn't extend to ugly losers who don't care about sex positivity or consent or safe kink and just want to fuck teenagers"}
+{"text":"Proving the point lol. Look at how FURIOUS foids get when they think about an unattractive man liking attractive women. To women, a sub 5 male so much as looking at them is basically rape."}
+{"text":"this constant feel of feeling like I'm not doing enough tired all the time, clearly because I'm exhausted, meaning I do too much I don't know, man"}
+{"text":"seems like the obvious thing to do is take a day off every now and then XD"}
+{"text":"I just need a drink, I think"}
+{"text":"iktf anon what are ya drinkan?"}
+{"text":"not right now, going out with a few mates for the weekend thinking of a bottle of jaeger, whisky, and maybe soju for one of them"}
+{"text":"Trial?! Work trial!? edition"}
+{"text":"Page 4? It not rite"}
+{"text":"Can not be having a seasideMARK themed thread on page 6 can we?"}
+{"text":"Page 6 again is it not de lids de lads de lods?"}
+{"text":"had a nice chat with rKarl this afternoon"}
+{"text":"Page 7 now is it not de lids de lads de lods?"}
+{"text":"Why fun interests do you have that puts you in a position to naturally meet women? For me it's line dancing."}
+{"text":"Country all the way. Too many texan/southern cuties."}
+{"text":"It's smart of you I recently read an article that said line dancing is becoming a popular date night thing, I think people are just yearning for SOMETHING to do that isn't sleazy and expensive like a club"}
+{"text":"I don't do anything of that sort, anon It's either work or sleep for me If I'm well bored, I'd get drunk and start messaging randos on tinder"}
+{"text":"The older I get, the more I think I should've been a priest or a monk or something This life, shit ain't for me man..."}
+{"text":"You can still become a monk"}
+{"text":"Personally, I took the gay pill Respectfully, get the fuck away from me I don't want your super-AIDS"}
+{"text":"That's the plan honestly But I'm neither Christian nor do I live in the West so it's gonna be an uphill battle, but hey I'll figure it out"}
+{"text":"It's easy to feel enlightened when consumer capitalism has reduced most people to naive, confused, status symbol chasing, hedonistic, impulsive animals. This life, shit ain't for me man... Me either, and that's why I live in the woods. Being around most people is tiresome. I'd rather read the thoughts of 4chin alphas, Baudrillard, Kaczynski, Aurelius, and Aristotle, than talking to Kelly the cashier about the weather, or Norman, the barfly, about how the nigger collision competition didn't yield a desirable result, or Violet, the 80 year old woman who thinks anyone who disagrees with her politically is morally bankrupt."}
+{"text":"aids It's not the 80s, grandpa lmao"}
+{"text":"Y'all have options but you're just rejecting them"}
+{"text":"Y'all have options i'm not even known to women."}
+{"text":"saar, no, she offered to sho bobs how could tricking man offer to sho bobs? pleas to be thinking before making such accusation."}
+{"text":"these women have zero accomplishments, confidence, drive or desire in their life. they lack the confidence to get a job, to drive, to talk to people, to do fucking anything. they just like me fr"}
+{"text":"I'm on roids and I have the typically attractive body. I've got a unique enough style, Self-contradictions out the ass. All roid monkeys have the same style and they're unattractive to women."}
+{"text":"I say you a secret, but don't say to nobody, ok? Not even subhumans girls come near me. And I'm white. That's why I've never had a girlfriend and I'm still a virgin at 30. So, fuck off."}
+{"text":"I can't be submissive to women but I'm not gay so I'd only want to be dominated by twinks, I need a twink to worship bros"}
+{"text":"Men being dominant is just hotter, that's a fact. Nothing gay about it."}
+{"text":"i need a foid to step on me"}
+{"text":"I need a moid to step on me. I wonder what damages the male ego more being stepped on by a male or a female, you bros tell me"}
+{"text":"I think a foid stepping on you si cucked because she's probably getting dicked down by chad so it would be worse if you're into that I need a moid to step on me but only if he is a twink with cute feet"}
+{"text":"Based and same. Honestly, it's a trade-off. It feels more degrading if it's a male, but at the same time you feel like you can speak up or banter or talk more normally with him afterwards. Meanwhile if a female does it, it's like you feel too weak to defy her and it's hard to talk back at all."}
+{"text":"hate on them all you want, but their message is inspiring: if you have a couple million dollars and robust success as a streamer, you might be able to get a girl from your local state university to go to the club with you"}
+{"text":"If you enjoy any of their content you are an insect brained algorithm trapped cuckold"}
+{"text":"none of what he's doing is sincere Yeah that's the soulless part rotating a single blunt around 7 mfs Crazy"}
+{"text":"their message is inspiring: they ignore God and preach separation into the garbage can it goes"}
+{"text":"Random chink chemists are able to buy their 4th car because of these guys shilling roids btw"}
+{"text":"when he says something so chudphobic you have to hit them with the closeted homo stare"}
+{"text":"I am a man and I love cute art With all due sincerity and all of my heart You might think me strange You might think me weird But I'm not afraid To receive your jeers There's nothing sweeter Than a young girl's smile It lights up my world And makes me live a while There's oregano on mt fuji"}
+{"text":"It's difficult."}
+{"text":"It's difficult What's not?"}
+{"text":"everyone loves cute art, pedos (who make up the majority of lolifags) are just weird about it"}
+{"text":"i love cute art, scary art, gloomy art, classical art, oriental art, and the list goes on oriental + cute is a good mix."}
+{"text":"be me, 21 yo fembot dating moids my age date bf #1 he was obsessed with eating and fingering ass was very self conscious about this and hated having to make my butthole pretty every time i see him reluctantly got used to it because a tongue on your butthole does not feel so bad but still hate getting fingered up there date bf #2 always trying to grope my ass discloses that he is bisexual alongside more information about his sexual interests which included anal sigh hope that he will be satisfied with piv and oral he eventually brings up that i would look good with a butt plug say no immediately he gets upset date bf #3 tell him i think moids who are obsessed with butt stuff are gay Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Zoomers were unironically brainwashed into anilingus and shit like that. To millenials it's a weird and disgusting thing in general. But anal is pretty normal. And just because someone likes to perform anal doesn't mean they have to, ever, in the relationship. Groping ass has nothing at all to do with wanting to actually fuck or lick it either. You're starting to see spooks in here."}
+{"text":"please go anywhere else, normalfemoid. You do not belong on the robot board. We cannot help you."}
+{"text":"I'm not, but I'm virgin gf only so I wouldn't be interested in you"}
+{"text":"I've been around anal seeking men before. They fit a pushy and demanding degrader type. Femanon here just prioritizes funny, witty, pushy banter and can't realize that that's a horrible mate selection strategy."}
+{"text":"OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT"}
+{"text":"why is WMBF such a wholesome romantic pairing? and why do they have the lowest divorce rates of any type of interracial marriage pairing?"}
+{"text":"My experience with black men has been mostly awful and negative. I still don't post here about how ugly/shitty they all are and I never will."}
+{"text":"You are a crap foid and I will never feel sorry for saying it."}
+{"text":"You don't know me, I don't know you. You are judgmental and negative."}
+{"text":"brown ladies are fertility goddesses in the age of white and asian women having 1 kid on average, they should be highly desired for marriage and breeding If you want to save the white race, instead of having 1 kid with a white woman, have 5 kids with black woman. the math checks out."}
+{"text":"They'll marry and paypig for whales too. The other side of the problem is definitely men, most are disgusting, drooling retards"}
+{"text":"My o9a nexion wants me to infiltrate planned parenthood and I can't decide between lgbt fertility advocate and abortionist, which one would you pick anonbros?"}
+{"text":"i would take a nap and code c and python and rust and js and html on my website"}
+{"text":"why do you need so many languages for one website"}
+{"text":"Where can I find videos of women loving pegging men? I've only watched furry anthro shit for the passed ten plus years so I don't even know how the normal sites like pornhub work, let alone where you'd look for stuff like this."}
+{"text":"/gif/ occasionally has pegging threads and some of the guys there prefer the sensual or loving cuddly pegging."}
+{"text":"Nice thanks originallitello"}
+{"text":"I've only watched furry anthro shit for the passed ten plus years Same here. Sometimes a guy will mention a pornstar and I have to pretend I know who that is or they think I'm lying"}
+{"text":"Same exact boat, haha. It's more weird to me how much I find it *doesn't* interfere with real life though. Like I still work a normal job and have a normal relationship with my entire family and everything. No fursuit or furry community nonsense either."}
+{"text":"mfw outgrowing my online chud friend group"}
+{"text":"so damn true. life has been so much better after i realized that i am not a chud. i love guys and its amazing! people who keep you in the closet are so evil fr"}
+{"text":"tfw rangebanned from the sharty for being a tranny"}
+{"text":"I just saw on Instagram that all the girls who rejected me 4 years ago hit the wall HARD Some of my friends liked their posts and how I saw how they look now made me realize I dodged more bullets than Neo One girl I saw her without makeup and she looks horrible Girl who stood me up got a fat af face and lost her unique look One Girl has a bunch of low T beta orbiters around her and doesnt even have a boyfriend And the one girl who I used to love but rejected me literally lost her very unique beauty and somehow gained a hexagon looking jaw I am content with the outcome What about you anons have you ever had an instance where you saw a girl you like smash into the wall?"}
+{"text":"Idk, that's why I'm getting a sex doll. Sure she may look uncanny but she'll never get old or fat. Occasionally I'll spot an attractive women > 40 but it's incredibly rare"}
+{"text":"men who hate that women are shallow are also shallow :c"}
+{"text":"A classmate was into me back in school and everyone knew too Regardless, I saw a photo of hers 3 years ago and she looked like a tranny it literally spooked me and the guys were looking at me funny There was this other woman, a bit older than me, who played extremely hard to get because she was then a close friend to my mother, never put out and tried to play mental games with me too After a decade I see her photos she looked 15 years older than she is and her boyfriend was literally just an uglier darker version of me with a shitty beard"}
+{"text":"If I don't do anytrhing all day then I can't sleep so i gotta start doing shit all day"}
+{"text":"also lazy right now, sure and then you figure out you actually enjoy structure so you keep busy with work, no matter how boring or stressful I have this thing where I'd stay for a year minimum no matter how shitty or fucky the place is because I really enjoyed having a set schedule"}
+{"text":"nice im sure am similar.  also what is sems you got me curious"}
+{"text":"was just hospitalized for cyclical vomiting syndrome classic Sems"}
+{"text":"I pity her but she has problems."}
+{"text":"Please add me back. I miss you and I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"I didn't know how his condition worked but I triggered it. OP is lusting after a psychotic retard woman moment"}
+{"text":"Don't be mean, what if you develop a mental illness too? It's out of your control"}
+{"text":"In about an hour British wagie with a 9 to 5... No wonder he went psychotic, don't put all the blame on you."}
+{"text":"I shared too much didn't I"}
+{"text":"You shared too much with us in your thread, you mean? I wouldn't say so, it's just easy to connect some dots I guess. Don't share anymore, it's not necessary, though. Here's a bump."}
+{"text":"\"I grabbed 'em by the greenlandussy! I grabbed 'em by the canadussy! Nobody's ever grabbed 'em like me!\" shouted former President Donald Jesus Trump as the obese crowd roared with laughter and applause. The crown now in place, God Emperor Donald Jesus Trump was ready to rule over the American Empire with an iron fist clutching a burger."}
+{"text":"Have older fembots ever considered getting a younger future caretaker/provider bf? You could mold him into the perfect bf"}
+{"text":"You forgot all women are hypergamous and want LVM"}
+{"text":"This feels like a trap."}
+{"text":"This feels like a trap. No I'm not a tranny."}
+{"text":"have older icanfixhim femanons thought about getting a young /fit/ moid bf whos trying to get his life together and after supporting him and after hes made it will be loyal to u forever"}
+{"text":"women can just get washed up and still have guys in their prime kissing their feet"}
+{"text":"When you call a woman who obviously uglified herself \"beautiful\" and \"brave\" do you actually think that or is it another type of female manipulation?"}
+{"text":"Its good, all feminists should uglify themselves against the patriarchy and look disgusting."}
+{"text":"Its manipulation, like when men tell eacother to shave their head bald or get buzzcuts and it looks good."}
+{"text":"Its a malicious friendship prank, its very different from competition sabotage disguised as advice."}
+{"text":"Checked Women who purposely tank their appeal, or support those who do, do so because they resent men. Some women say it's \"brave\" because these women are unwilling to forfeit love for an act of rebellion no one is going to lose sleep over. Feminism is a self-defeating PSYOP to make sure publicly educated women don't breed, or breed very little. Meanwhile, the browns, blacks (uneducated) and the aristocrats (privately educated), breed like rats. Widening the chasm between monkey and zookeeper."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure those are two different girls thoughbeit. I've never seen any proof otherwise"}
+{"text":"You'll never take greenland."}
+{"text":"THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND ARE OPPRESSED UNDER A MONARCHY!!!! Just as our homeland America was once oppressed by monarchies in the past the people of greenland suffer the same fate IN THE MODERN ERA. All red blooded americans MUST go foreward and with absolute resolution liberate ALL of greenland and push the reactionary monarchists across the icy sea. The danish MUST be stopped before they invade our homeland. WE MUST LIBERATE GREENLAND. AMERICA WANSUII WANSUIIIII WAN WAN SUIII"}
+{"text":"whatever happened to putting america first"}
+{"text":"Greenland IS America. But the Danish monarchist hordes are holding Greenland and forcing the Greenlanders to live in darkness and constant forced labor for their own capitalistic gain. Our great leader President Trump will lead 10 million of us to free the Greenlanders from ancient monarchist oppression to instill fair democracy and conditions upon the island. LONG LIVE PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"\"Dedicated\" some sled dogs maybe. kek."}
+{"text":"if greenland is america aren't all other nato members america too?"}
+{"text":"Femanons, would you take it as a compliment if a guy you fancy cums on your face because he thinks you're beautiful? This is my reasoning for cumming on my gfs faces"}
+{"text":"Im serious I like nutting on a girl's face because i dind her beautiful"}
+{"text":"After 4 years of homelessness, I was forced to take my meds to not die on the steet. I got tired of freezing to death and being attacked by gangmembers dogs they were sicking on homeless people. A warning to all fellow schizos, bipolars, autists. I didn't take my meds and broke less than $100 dollars in property of a family member while off meds. I had a 1 year restraining order my family did to force me to take meds. They were going to remove it when I took meds. I violated the restraining order once and my family tried to get me commited to the mental hospital, but the cops took me to jail. I was within 5 minutes almost killed in general population for saying schizo stuff and told to get into the shower while gangmembers pounded on my face head and eyes and kicked me in the head when I was down. I told the guards i was schizo and needed to be in a medical unit but they watched me be beat almost to death. Then, after that the judge issues a 3 year no contact order against my family against their wishes. So for the remaining 3 years I had to be homeless and was eating out of the trash. I am on disability and unable to work. The judge sentenced me to 3 years of homelessness (its also illegal to be homeless here) effectivly because I cant work and neetbux doesnt give enough for rent, only food and clothes. My no contact order ended recently now I can talk to my family again with out jail. What I did? I said no to meds and was rude. I didnt attack my family or anything. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Here you get mildly coorced to go into a homeless shelter in the last municipality you had housing so freezing to death is not so much an issue. People really hate normies encountering dead bodies here. Retvrn to Evrope if that's your ancestry, I'm always happy to see more European Americans repatriate. (I did camp through -4 and the beginning of a snowstorm bc I set myself up with 2 car windshield antifreeze reflectors that worked great as a mat despite the frozen ground.) I can't work for shit either but I got into a housing program and neetbucks pay for the whole two room appartment now. I did have to insist all the way that I'm estranged from my parents and will not accept contact with them, to the point of verbally forbidding the social workers from backchanneling with them. I don't hallucinate and I wouldn't call the voices disruptive, but I get lost in thought and refuse work if it means forcing myself too hard, and most work requires a ton of cruel forcing oneself into action to do things that harm oneself and others and are just cruel, painful and pointless."}
+{"text":"About that image, just put out some borax and sugar water for those bishes."}
+{"text":"I've killed 3 whole mice, I posted it as a metaphor for dealing with obnoxious, underdeveloped, brutish people."}
+{"text":"There are no drugs for autism, retard. Take your meds, schizo."}
+{"text":"lol that is lolcow gold"}
+{"text":"Would you ever date a goonette /r9k/?"}
+{"text":"Virgins don't have extreme fetishes, those come as a result of sex no longer providing thrills and excitement because it was overdone. Of course virginity is not just of the body but mainly of the mind. When one has exposed to depraved pornography then it is easy to be drawn into extremes. But a good and healthy relationship can clear that person's mind."}
+{"text":"i dont understand having an asphyxiation kink. youre willing to lose your entire fucking life to jerk off ONCE. shes lucky she survived, retarded fucking foid"}
+{"text":"smart people just do a choke with one hand and its just enough to enhanced it OP girl is just a retard, shes a cutter and already ruined"}
+{"text":"Virgins don't have extreme fetishes LMAO. I know girls who did BDSM crap before having sex. Fetishes are set psychologically by random shit and fueled by whether they are able to indulge without shame. Why the fuck is everyone such a retard when it comes to human sexuality now a days? Half the virgins here are into retarded fucked up weird crap."}
+{"text":"i dont understand having an asphyxiation kink. The orgasm is intensified by a lack of oxygen to the brain. Some people also get off to the domination aspect of being choked. shes lucky she survived We're all lucky she survived. If I had any way to get intouch with her I'd shoot my shot. May sound weird to most, but the signs of a GF who is a fun girl to be with are all there. Only negative so far is she is seeking attention online. smart people just do a choke with one hand and its just enough to enhanced it OP girl is just a retard, shes a cutter and already ruined She was being asked to do it for someone on cam. They discussed it on Motherless. She is scared to death of doing it again cause she alrmost died when her chair fell over. As for the cutter thing... I like cutters. I am sick of these modern bitches with insane self esteem for absolutely no reason. They have no personality, no hobbies, no skills, no talent, no sense of humor, they just expect everything to revolve around them and amuse them. Cutters? I won't argue asthetically it isn't great. However it shows a few things. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're so vague. You're so chalant."}
+{"text":"Fault? These are two compliments."}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything more cringeworthy than reddit type folx who unironically worship satan to have some sort of personal vendetta against trump or organized religion or conservatives or perceived enemies or their parents"}
+{"text":"I can think of something more cringe than that: worshipping a dead kike on a stick"}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything more cringe than ... Not knowing they're the same guy."}
+{"text":"I hate women. Is there a place I can gather with fellow women haters to hate them even more? /gif/ once in a blue moon threads dont cut it"}
+{"text":"There is no such place. Simps infest every single place on the internet to defend the non-existent dignity and honor of foids."}
+{"text":"Women are mean and nasty. I don't like them."}
+{"text":"Foids are genuinely evil monsters"}
+{"text":"stop necrobumping your thread, faggot"}
+{"text":"I don't have an answer, but I'll bump for women hating."}
+{"text":"im not sure what to make with the fact that im basically fapping to the same shit my granpa likely did"}
+{"text":"elaborate nonner"}
+{"text":"My grandpa was secretly gay so I can't relate ...."}
+{"text":"it is so unfair that any moid can find a deep throat slave that is good looking and happily lets them abuse their mouth every day if they just lovebomb some bpd hoe with daddy issues (everywhere nowadays) while i have to get labiaplasty to fix my beef curtain vagina, whole body laser hair removal to fix my hairy genes, years of work and plastic surgery to fix my femcel looks and make sure i smell like roses at all times before i can even ask the average man to flick his tongue on my clit and even then, most of them will say no because men think pussy licking is gay and gross so they would only tolerate it for stacy. you cannot have a face sitting slave you can abuse every day as a woman, there are just no willing mouths. inb4 \"i'm a moid and i eat femcel pussy!!\" no you don't. you literally do not exist in real life otherwise my pussy wouldn't be unsucked. yet many of you have had your dicks sucked. moids have it so fucking easy."}
+{"text":"I'm not a woman, but since you say as soon as tonight, you should say at least where you are located."}
+{"text":"Anyone girl who is thinking of it is free to determine her own timelines and travel arrangements depending on how much she wants this as this is mostly directed at women \"like OP\" who want to get their pussy licked but are frustrated that they can't find someone to do it. Although it is as soon as tonight, it doesn't mean tonight only. But I guess you're right. I am in Stockholm, Sweden."}
+{"text":"yeah... I just need a girl who wants a losercel lickitung"}
+{"text":"Going down on a foid is emasculating because it's a submissive act. Why do foids always want to rob men of their masculinity? Is it because you are all sadistic and hate men?"}
+{"text":"I hope I get so good at oral I find a girl who can't cum from penetration and make her addicted to my tongue and become increasingly needy until I eat her pussy for breakfast every morning"}
+{"text":"bf forgave me for cheating still feel really guilty even after i drain his balls he's the only one for me but i feel like i still owe him something"}
+{"text":"The only way you can make it up to him is to find someone else for him to fuck. Cucking deserves an equal and opposite cuckqueaning"}
+{"text":"The duality of perv"}
+{"text":"You're a male with a cuck fetish, stop larping"}
+{"text":"since when did himeno have all that dayum"}
+{"text":"FPBP, OP is a retard that doesn't understand basic logic."}
+{"text":"just go out side they said just go to the club they said"}
+{"text":"i felt awful at work today so to feel better i imagined beating my dad to death and lighting my neighborhood on fire and mass murdering my old school and killing myself"}
+{"text":"i felt bad while driving a few days ago, i felt better after taking 20 seconds to imagine opening the car door & dragging my head against the concrete at 70mph."}
+{"text":"why did you feel awful at work today, anon?"}
+{"text":"cant stop myself from biting my hands everytime I get even slightly angry hands are already looking deformed"}
+{"text":"Favorite LGBT flag?"}
+{"text":"Bisexual has the best color scheme. Intersexual is literally just the original lesbian flag. I'm not a fag and even I know that"}
+{"text":"The shotacon flag"}
+{"text":"thoughts on the MAP flag?"}
+{"text":"I thought it originated from Mary Daly's book but I was wrong! /commits sodoku"}
+{"text":"Polyarmorous looks like a small European country that borders Latvia"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Start waging Wonder how normies do this and don't mind it Turns out all of my coworkers are on some combination of drugs they take daily Others abuse alcohol Shit hole world. Why isn't euthanization legal and common?"}
+{"text":"Why did they make it so hellish then? Upper management gets off on it. The idea that their wagies are stressed out of their mind to keep their jobs gives their lives meaning."}
+{"text":"that used to include an hour for lunch as well."}
+{"text":"bros im working the night shift and i can't help but feel like the insanity meter in me is rising the more fatigued i get, and each day feels cumulatively worse. it's harder to control my emotions and sometimes i just space out. not to mention the poorer daytime sleep quality making everything worse. both my friend and mom want me to do this, but idk how long i can go on for. compared to NEETing, this is a restless hell. i hope i don't die..."}
+{"text":"I work while eating lunch unironically. If I take a legit lunch break, I'll have 3 people pinging me asking why it's taking so long to look into their ticket. but anon did you find the issue users were having in this 9000 column data file"}
+{"text":"What's it like being intimate with hot Latinas?"}
+{"text":"tattoo on thigh 100% ick"}
+{"text":"it's hot, stop being gay"}
+{"text":"It's disgusting, that's the sexiest part of a woman and it's ruined with grafitti"}
+{"text":"It highlights their curves"}
+{"text":"Latina soles are so fucking nice"}
+{"text":"the police knocked at the door. my weed shipment from the darkweb got caught. and now my mom is very mad at me even worse she revealed she already found the weed that i already had in my room when she cleaned it im so FUCKED i dont even smoke weed i only tried it once (the shipment that was caught was the one i first ordered that didnt arrive, the second attempt arrived) i dont deserve this"}
+{"text":"its not even fully illegal, the police were very nice im cooked because my mom is gonna kill me oddly enough the stuff from the uk worked but the same country shipment got caught"}
+{"text":"We live in a society of laws lmao"}
+{"text":"I'm kekking so hard reading this. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You'll have to do every chore in house for the next year to make up for it."}
+{"text":"it's possible your vendor got busted it's not common for domestic to be caught, unless you live in some fucked up country where things work differently"}
+{"text":"my weed shipment from the darkweb retarded larp, that shit's been sold at every corner store for 15 years in the 1st world"}
+{"text":"Are there any other jobless robots/NEETS well into their 20's? What's your life like? How are you coping? How did you end up in your current situation, and what are you planning to do in the future?"}
+{"text":"I have never wanted kids and realized recreational sex was not worth having unless you're Chad a long time ago. What else am I going to spend money on? A lamborghini? Prostitutes? No thanks."}
+{"text":"yeah, my life is basically just living at my parents house, sometimes I take a walk but really my life is truly boring like most neet's lives would be. I cope by working on my comic and making some music. I ended up like this because I'm stupid, I can't study something like engineering and I don't wanna study something stupid. My only plan for the future is trying to apply to bunch of jobs for retards (i keep getting rejected) hopefully when I get a job I finish my comic, save up money and shill it to people in hope of making connections or something to make money off that"}
+{"text":"im 40 and neet feelsgoodman enjoy wave slaving 80% of your limited time on earth for a broken system that props up whores and blacks"}
+{"text":"i just smoke, drink, game and fap all day. sometimes at the same time"}
+{"text":"Is ICE actually a big issue in real life, or are the effects exacerbated on the internet?"}
+{"text":"It wouldn't matter if a hypothetical white American ethnostate on an island only had the economy of pakistan and spoke some incomprehsible proto-Germanic language. I'd move there because my quality of life would improve and I'd finally belong somewhere. I'd be a conversationalist in 3 months. For the nonwhites, the majority of earth, this is actually the case for them. It's mind boggling."}
+{"text":"Is ICE actually a big issue in real life No, only illegals and people who need illegals to vote for them (fraudulently) care."}
+{"text":"pic Go the fuck home"}
+{"text":"\"yup here's my id\" That's obviously fake, beano. Get in the van."}
+{"text":"If they raid my massage parlor they will become my issue"}
+{"text":"honestly i would love to see hapa and nomi get blazed together They would either become best girlfriends or devolve into the most legendary cat fight Other than that, Felix, Dexanon, Punic, Convbro, Brosis and Auntfem. I think this would be chillest and most wholesome smokesit ever. Lovestories like you wouldnt believe"}
+{"text":"I gotta say your brother got comfortable with the idea of fucking his sister quite quickly. He seems like a bit of a horndog :P but who can blame a man in his sexual prime when his sweet sister wants it raw. How does it feel when he shots that hot load inside you? You have to be very care for the time being of course, but taking a vacation together so you can fuck like rabbits has to be on your minds."}
+{"text":"Sorry, I passed out. He did talk about his childhood but it was always in this wispy distant ancient tone to it, normally in the context of one of his hobbies and how his dad got him into it or one of his old sayings he learned from his mom. We mostly just talk about ourselves and the stuff we both are into like sports and pro-wrestling, office gossip, mom gossip, politics. There's also the fact my parents view their marriage as this grand adventure they both embarked on with no looking back. you want him to grab you, put a ring on your finger and proclaim you his new wife Come on, no need to twist the knife like that. Remember that stupid dream of mine I told you all about where I look like young AIKA and we live by the beach with a couple of kids? I threw that at him too and it didn't work either. Dad won't ever let me truly go AWOL, he'll let me have my space but he'll always be in touch. One of the offers is in San Diego so there's all those stereotypes about California to consider and the other offer is in a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana. That's my fork in the road right now. Oh and speaking of his renewed sense of humor I just remembered, after we had cake and I had my cry I signaled for a hug and he goes you're not gonna try to put your hand down my pants, right? and before I could even start to get angry or embarrassed I'm already in his arms. I love him so fucking much"}
+{"text":"a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana Hey now, Indiana isn't that bad. It can be comfy as long as you stay near Indianapolis or the college towns like Bloomington, South Bend, and West Lafayette. Indianapolis itself isn't the middle of nowhere at all. If it was in Canada it's population size would make it 4th most populous city and it would be nipping at Vancouver's heels for 3rd most populous."}
+{"text":"never seen rejection described that way brutal"}
+{"text":"would you rather be with a girl whos sucked miles of dick and will suck yours, or a girl who had never sucked dick and will not"}
+{"text":"If she is completely free of STDs and not fucking anyone currently then the first Number 2 will just lead you on then fuck Chad a year later"}
+{"text":"What if she just gives it a good bite every now and then?"}
+{"text":"Awesome head 100%"}
+{"text":"A promiscuous whore is fated to cheat and leave for other men fast, if you want just a fuck doll and nothing serious theyre best, now if you want somethimg serious, a non whore is the one, even if they are more restrictive."}
+{"text":"girl who had never sucked dick and will not I'd rather be with this one I don't care about sex"}
+{"text":"i don't feel anything anon, nothing at all. i want to able to go through life and feel something, anything. i go through life with no emotions while everyone around me smiling, crying or angry. i wish i could express my love to a girl but i'm locked away, maybe that's why i will never have a girlfriend. am i suppose to feel nothing because i don't want feel nothing anymore. i come to this board seeing all the posts about how OPs being depressed or suicidal but i don't feel depressed and yeah sure i'm maybe better off dead instead of being a walking body in life."}
+{"text":"Doesn't feel depressed Clinical."}
+{"text":"clinical? but i don't feel depressed, i just go through life with no meaning."}
+{"text":"but i don't feel depressed, i just go through life with no meaning. exactly."}
+{"text":"Its pretty crazy to me how women basically have embraced their position in society to be degraded as sex toys but for Chad? Want me to suck dick? Ok ill do that. You want to cum on my face? Ok thats fine. You want to grope me whenever you want? Ok thats cool. Basically as long as youre Chad you can ask and women will do anything for you and they are happy to do it. Pretty crazy desu. How am I supposed to take a woman seriously when I know she is being used as a sex toy being close doors? Lol"}
+{"text":"Chad Having to grant affection"}
+{"text":"I don't want Chad then. Where's my guy to love me and I love too"}
+{"text":"But it's the same for men. I would let a hot foid use me as her toilet paper."}
+{"text":"Have you even considered dropping your @ in this very thread m'lady"}
+{"text":"chad stole another one from me, it's so over blackpilled again, kmsing myself tonight"}
+{"text":"have you ever been betrayed?"}
+{"text":"I'm autistic anon. Obviously."}
+{"text":"have you ever been betrayed? No I've only ever felt misplaced loved."}
+{"text":"misplaced loved. praise my holy chungus life"}
+{"text":"Not really? Never was in any sort of significant position where I could be betrayed Even with my \"friends\", they clown on the fact that I don't have any sort of triggers they can make fun of like a girlfriend or being broke They could go after my family, it's a sensitive topic, but I hit the first guy who tried I don't think I've ever been \"betrayed\", anon I'm pushing 30 and no one has ever truly wronged me"}
+{"text":"Yes. My family betrayed me extensively at many stages of my life. I met a girl on /r9k/ but she only used me for a green card, which is probably the greatest betrayal of all (she completely smashed my ability to feel positive emotions, still recovering). Professionally, I have been constantly betrayed nearly every step of the way (mix of office politics, my work getting stolen, managers throwing me (along with the whole team) under the bus after failing her duties despite us warning her from the word go, etc.) Very few people haven't betrayed me, but I am grateful to them (even though that should be the baseline and I shouldn't need to be grateful for this)."}
+{"text":"I need to quit 4chan for at least 6 months Please, help me"}
+{"text":"People leave all the time hurr durr I got troll's remorse so I left to go be a fag on Tumblr and virtue signal on the bird site about how unproblematically I love dongs That is the kind of \"person\" who leaves"}
+{"text":"Some of them are just nice people who decide to go do normie things instead."}
+{"text":"decide to go do normie things"}
+{"text":"\"Relax,\" said the night man \"We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave\""}
+{"text":"Don't you get it? Once you started using 4chan it became an aspect of your life. Leaving 4chan won't change your life. You must change your your life on your own and then share about it on 4chan. Also the only way to leave 4chan is by killing yourself."}
+{"text":"I regret ever trying to talk to women on 4chan they are the worst type of women this world has to offer. Wasted so much time for nothing, lesson learned beig nice to women and trying to take things slow will just put you into the offy doffy beta friendzone. If she likes you she will be fine with things moving fast, if she does not like you then she will never like you."}
+{"text":"word words words Na not going to be anyones emotional tampon little beta anymore ever again. Women love attention and wasting mens time because they are energy vampires."}
+{"text":"If she likes you she will be fine with things moving fast, if she does not like you then she will never like you. Yup in the same year I had the same experience with two different men. Both liked me enough by date two to ask me to be their girlfriend- one was cute enough to bed but not enough to date so it gave me the ick and I found it presumptuous. The other had high value and I felt lucky to accept"}
+{"text":"women here are shit but women everywhere are shit"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a fuck about your worthless time and energy, you were the one who was wasting hers so she had the brains to say goodbye."}
+{"text":"whatever you say schizo, now get back to your shitty chat group and make more gossip videos"}
+{"text":"How would you react if your friend fucked your sister?"}
+{"text":"my sister is related to me. She has MY dna. So, if my friend fucked my sister, that means he is fucking me as well. That's just weird. I'd probably tell him off and stop being friends"}
+{"text":"It depends on how he fucked her. Not all sex is the same. Did he love her, or did he just pretend to? Was it truly consensual, or were there hidden terms? Depending on the answers to these questions, it's either a non-issue or a big fucking problem."}
+{"text":"youre a girl? so chad fucked your entire family is what youre saying. chad fucks who he wants. must be nice to be chad."}
+{"text":"All my sisters are older than me and I dont have friends that wouldn't be respectful of my family so I would prefer it be my friends rather than some dude I dont even know. Chances are he would be her bf, and its not really my business anyway"}
+{"text":"I fucked my friend's sister but he never found out"}
+{"text":"Why is it like this? Can we incels ever win in their eyes?"}
+{"text":"why do you have to lie?"}
+{"text":"per copita Let's see total values timmy. Whites are disproportionately doing it all lol"}
+{"text":"Where are the non-hispanic browns? Or is it a British only issue"}
+{"text":"ahhh i better not walk in that alleyway. the \"whites' are gonna get me!!! yeah sorry schlomo. no one actually thinks this. we're required to pretend though or else \"the racists win\"."}
+{"text":"Also recall that in the US, there's a huge epidemic of hispanics intentionally being racially mislabeled as white by the authorities, to artificially inflate white cite and deflate hispanic crime numbers"}
+{"text":"That's it. Just a blanket statement with no moral implication."}
+{"text":"Nigger Steatopygia is so interesting. They really feel like another species sometimes pov you are a visitor to the 1904 world's fair and view the plump niggers frolicking in the water with their booties out ask the coordinator if you can arrange to purchase one she is shipped to your doorstep with a small suitcase of belongings (bone from home, nigger herbs, piece of string)"}
+{"text":"Aw man I dropped my pic I love this photography was around at the time niggers in zoos was also a thing it just feels like a sweet spot"}
+{"text":"I prefer them thicker. A lot thicker."}
+{"text":"My 25 year old penis has never touched a female. It's frigging circumcised too on top of that so I can't even get the full pleasure out of fapping as a virgin. And I'm a retard that gets aroused when kids sit on my lap or hit my crotch. What else... I'm a cuckold too."}
+{"text":"jeez, lucky anon"}
+{"text":"Jelly, where do you meet such females? Zero hugs is rough, I've hugged girls before and other mild intimacy it completely fixes your mood. As males we genuinely need females to function properly. If I relax I just get hard faster, having a butt pressed against your pp just feels good"}
+{"text":"OP is a degen who wants the entire world to know everything about his penis"}
+{"text":"who wants the entire world to know everything about his penis And who among us does not? Who doesn't also feel that burning desire, that scream summoned by existential angst, to be remembered. For your penis."}
+{"text":"This is a strange male drive but I do there is something magical about it It would make more sense if I had a really awesome penis like I'm flexing to the word but no my dick is totally mediocre but I still want people to know about it."}
+{"text":"r9k is a juice board whether you like it or not"}
+{"text":"this is why i watch forsen, he doesn't do that retarded shit"}
+{"text":"watching him rage lose in OW was my therapy for being unable to get out of diamond. watching him grind minecraft speedruns was kinda fun. him turning into a lazy react streamer was it for me tho"}
+{"text":"Despite content going into a kind of downturn, and political farming, the runs are really fun and I like to watch him schizo out over random topics that stopped being talked about hours ago. He will not beat the record, however."}
+{"text":"Why does his gf act like a child it's so annoying. Bro were 30,it's so cringe."}
+{"text":"i miss the old felix"}
+{"text":"2014 was the last year that was consistently good for me, i don't know if #gamergate had something to do with it but culture has been in a gutter and declining every since. What are your thoughts anons? What has been you're last good year?"}
+{"text":"my last good year was 1999. dont end up like me kids."}
+{"text":"Why was 1999 so special? Any impotant events or particular happenings at that time that stood out to you?"}
+{"text":"man introduces his friend"}
+{"text":"putting op in the shredder"}
+{"text":"how did you know i was made of slime"}
+{"text":"kitty meets god"}
+{"text":"I don't think I'm the right girl for my boyfriend. I found some messages he sent to his friend saying how clingy and whiny I am. I love being with him, I'd like to be together 24/7, but he doesn't seem to appreciate my company that much. Maybe I really am clingy and annoying for wanting to be with him and wanting affection... I just don't know if I should break up with him and let him go back to his womanizing single life and go back to being that messed-up femcel, or if I should be less affectionate and less clingy. Like, it's just my way of being, geez... ugh, I just wanted him to love me for who I am, it hurt to read those messages... :("}
+{"text":"Yeah anxious attachment style is just annoying to deal with, at best you can find someone who romanticizes it and is mentally ill enough to not shatter the fantasy when experiencing the reality."}
+{"text":"lol I was gonna give a thought out response and then i saw the tripcode"}
+{"text":"at best you can find someone who romanticizes it and is mentally ill enough to not shatter the fantasy when experiencing the reality. hey OP, I'm damaged goods, you're damaged goods, let's make this happen"}
+{"text":"i want a egf a whole lot and i didnt fuck a dog and i didnt lie about being suspicious that i got raped in the homeless shelter or by my parents my parents probably didnt actually rape me but they are dumb as hell and were probably trying to psych me out cause they want me motivated to move out without me having definitive proof of them being assholes my ex one hundred percent lied about me being a dogfucker tho"}
+{"text":"I spend a lot of time wishing I could sit on the papillon throne"}
+{"text":"check on /soc/ gays scams like 3 actual girls with 500 men jockeying for their attention do people actually use this shit"}
+{"text":"do people actually use this shit no, that place is a shit hole."}
+{"text":"yeah they do, and it works the same way as any social media women attention whore men fight to give attention pathetic"}
+{"text":"I use it because I'm a gay."}
+{"text":"The best fwb I ever had advertised for another partner on there recently. I miss him so much I lowkey wanna pretend I am single to fuck him again. Female here not tranny. There are some good guys on there but also so so so many freaks. My one ex lies about his age on there a lot lol"}
+{"text":"Be walking outside See some goth girl with her 6'5\" chadlite BF Manlet ethnic simp walking behind them Absolutely brutal. IDK what he's thinking, total third wheel. Does he think he'll get a crumb of pussy?"}
+{"text":"as someone who is an actual goth femoid, sybau chud. Dumb whore is gatekeeping being a goth. What is your favorite band? Bauhaus and The Cure? Kek."}
+{"text":"Did you ai generate this or just sitting on the pic a long time? Kinda sussy amoggy Again him next to her like that signals a closeness you don't really understand"}
+{"text":"Neither, faggot. Yes, I am gatekeeping, tf you gonna do about zoomer kyke?"}
+{"text":"third wheel is just happy to have friends"}
+{"text":"See people outside Immediately start making an entire narrative or group dynamic based on the retarded shit you read on /r9k/ Kek. No wonder you have no friends"}
+{"text":"In my house we have a simple rule to deal with potential dangers. Is the person who rings at the intercom a moid? *BANG* I zap him with my taser and come downstairs to kick the rape ape right there, right in the fucking balls. Is it a woman? Come in, fancy a cuppa with us. Is the moid shorter than 6'0\"? I pull my gun out of my pocket between my legs and *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* dysgenic trash removed from the genetic pool. Then I sue the corpse for rape and get away with it. You had it coming, every time a sub-6'0\" male looks at me I feel violated. I haven't taken a shower in 7 months. I hate men."}
+{"text":"On today's episode of \"I was wronged because of something I did and now it's every man's fault and not my own cuz I'm a woman\", Foidianna makes up stories and posts them on the internet about implausible situations that will never ever happen that way, AGAIN! Stay tuned to today's manic depressive episode on r9k!"}
+{"text":"I zap him with my taser and come downstairs to kick the rape ape right there, right in the fucking balls I want a woman to kick me in the nuts so fucking badly it hurts"}
+{"text":"tfw 5'5\" moid is it over for me"}
+{"text":"I zap him with my taser and come well now TWO of us are coming"}
+{"text":"I am profoundly angered by this post"}
+{"text":"t. Tradwife"}
+{"text":"This is so bizarre. Imagine doing this to yourself for any reason."}
+{"text":"You finally get a trad wife but you have trypophobia and her holes look like this"}
+{"text":"oh shit i see it now"}
+{"text":"Bro I was eating."}
+{"text":"100% Feminist"}
+{"text":"fantasize about older busty woman add women online theyre all 18-21 le sigh eventually add hot busty older woman start fantasizing about tight legal young pussy i guess we just want what we dont have, huh?"}
+{"text":"Time has turned me into more and more of an antinatalist. Why would I ever want to bring a child into this world?"}
+{"text":"Glad a bozo like me could convince you not to procreate, assuming you needed convincing at all."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna reproduce twice as much as I would have before just to make it up for you twin, don't worry"}
+{"text":"\"bro you're a loser bro you have to have a kid bro you just have to, there are billions of humans but you have to have kid bro. your parents gave you life bro now you have to do the same bro. Cavewomen gave birth in caves bro\" lmao"}
+{"text":"nono, you've convinced me that (You) shouldn't procreate because you're a bumbling retard"}
+{"text":"Life is full of hardship and trouble I never wanted to deal with, so I'm not going to have a child who I know would have their own problems. The final nail in the coffin of ever wanting children was wittnessing how many couples are not happy in their marriages or even being parents in the first place"}
+{"text":"tfw you post on chans because women ruined fandoms with shitty gay drama get called a man Should I just play into it and larp as male?"}
+{"text":"Retarded nigga the drama comes from other women, learn 2 read."}
+{"text":"hey retard, youre trying to ruin this born with shitty gay drama fuck off or go larp"}
+{"text":"i mean you dont have to but i can tell you from experience there's just two modes of interacting with people. conversation about a topic (we are both male) conversation about me (i am female) guys dont want to chat with women. they want to interrogate and investigate us. so if you put it out there, it's going to be the topic. so choose when you want that to be true."}
+{"text":"don't larp as a man but don't preface all of your posts with the fact that you're a \"woman\""}
+{"text":"can you read fanatic while I eat you out?"}
+{"text":"The future really is Chinese..."}
+{"text":"The average person does not love their partner, their relationship is purely transactional, they barely enjoy spending time with their partner. The quality of the average normalfag relationship has nothing to do with gender roles, everyone just settles for someone they find barely tolerable so their relationship falls apart once the honeymoon phase ends."}
+{"text":"yet they frown when a man makes a mancave room..."}
+{"text":"why tf do i need to do your homework for you? if China = bad because belligerent at sea and America and Russia = belligerent at sea then America = bad and Russia = bad so the only people who aren't bad are those that don't have a choice here's a little crumb of wisdom: for everyone outside of the US, the US is a villainous country that treats its allies almost as bad as its enemies (with the exception of Israel)"}
+{"text":"why tf do i need to do your homework for you? Burden of proof. Make a claim, back it with sources."}
+{"text":"I DESERVE credit for not just replacing the name and calling it the South American Sea, which would imply that South America owns it"}
+{"text":"Can any liberals explain why people keep moving away from liberal states and moving to conservative states, and not the other way around?"}
+{"text":"If free markets and lower regulation leads to a higher standard of living, why don't liberals support it? Clinton did, presided over a booming economy as a result, and left with stellar approval. But historically the Democrats were more tainted with leftard economic retardation because of their coalition, until Republicans decided to show why their color is red since 2016. we have enough empty homes to fit everyone Fallacious reasoning, do you want to go buy a dirt cheap empty house in Eastern Kentucky next to a moonshine still with zero jobs anywhere near? There are no houses where people want to live. act against foreign home buyers and also restrict immigration so there's less demand Then I presume you're also in favor of lowering birth rates and banning internal migration, to further lower demand? It's not like corporations have your best interests in mind Corporate landlords are far, far better than small mom and pop ones. you increase supply, it just makes it more likely that you have some low class low IQ criminal retard living next to you ...you're literally arguing for achieving the same (more affordability) through reducing demand instead of increasing supply, which makes the retard also more able to afford it."}
+{"text":"There's reciprocal movement in both directions. Boomers and Gen X are retiring and moving to red states for lower taxes and their Millenials and Gen Z children are moving to the blue states and cities for work. Most of the places boomers are moving to are in rural areas with cheap land which are driving up property values and pissing off the locals by gentrifying communities to put up Cheesecake Factory and boba tea cafes. The influx of new renters in blue states and cities are also driving up rents as landlords try to race to the bottom which also pisses off the locals. Bottom line is everyone thinks the grass is greener somewhere else and they'll only realize too late that everwhere is getting worse. Also Florida is a shithole filled with schizos and the state wouldn't exist without Disneyworld or cheap party drugs."}
+{"text":"it's called \"retirement\""}
+{"text":"You can retire in liberal states too, but many people choose not to."}
+{"text":"Heh, my state is being flooded with browns, jews, and old people. Explain THAT libtards. Any big city or coastal tourist town legitimately makes me feel like the world is ending with all the tight roads, construction everywhere, and old as fuck buildings in weird colors. I live in a more rural area, though, and it's pretty nice."}
+{"text":"I can't fpbp now because of the new captcha"}
+{"text":"What browser can't store cookies?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe people still talk about ben 10 20 years later. I remember in 2005 having a calculator watch in 5th grade and calling it my ben 10 watch"}
+{"text":"What do you guys get out of repeatedly pushing this unfunny shit?"}
+{"text":"what's so bad about getting assfucked anyway"}
+{"text":"I literally can't store one cookie or I will die Die, then."}
+{"text":"anon, what do (you) like to do in your freetime?"}
+{"text":"16 out of 10, anon!"}
+{"text":"sixteen deez nutz"}
+{"text":"sleep, browse here and play vidya"}
+{"text":"Read up on history/humanities Walk around wherever Smoke cigs + drink whisky while I put on some tunes"}
+{"text":"Seethe Plot Scheme Walk in circles"}
+{"text":"Unironically how do people plugs constantly have supplies of meth, Xanax and percs? Can I get pass the middle man anons How many anons use drugs here?"}
+{"text":"you need some xanax to chill out. I prescribe you it."}
+{"text":"I never used drugs not even weed plus I'm uber autistic how do I get drugs?"}
+{"text":"probably from cartels and usually plugs have leverage against them"}
+{"text":"How many anons use drugs here? I've been sober for over 4 months."}
+{"text":"fuc i wish i had irl plug that had ketamine, fuck ill even take ghb"}
+{"text":"These girls are both Moroccan, they really suit Asian makeup. I wish all north african and med women would do their makeup like this."}
+{"text":"mmm tanned gook"}
+{"text":"meanwhile all the moroccan females in europe are headscarf wearing inbreds what a joke"}
+{"text":"Youre so lucky but youre blowing it. I wish my family liked me with my 3rd STEPcousin shes not even related to me and they made mee block her."}
+{"text":"DUDE your porn addiction will IMMEDIATELY go away once you feel the HIPS and waist of a girl thats smaller than you i promise. Bonus points if she ultra consents and lets you touch her any time. You really traded an IRL girl thats probably very attractive because not american fatty fat for CARTOON PORN. CHANGE YOUR DECISION TO THE CORRECT ONE NOW BRO CALL WHOEVER U NEED TO CALL NOW."}
+{"text":"Its the tapered eyes some amazigh people have, or full on epicanthic folds, dont know why but probably due to climate and sand or some form of genetic thing due to migration. I am Amazonian/mestiza and many people mistake me for being east or southeast asian and happa. Its weird. I have 52% of my dna being Amazonian and a bit of mesoamericana. The rest is a bit of iberian and north african plus syrian. Basically what im saying is that i have tapered eyes and anybody can look like any race."}
+{"text":"I will never have my own cute tranny, hard to cope"}
+{"text":"we're all going to die some day, I intend on making the best of the short time I got what's your excuse for mediocrity?"}
+{"text":"you can see his beard stubble you disgusting faggots. Imagine him without posturing and lighting"}
+{"text":"you can see his beard stubble So what?"}
+{"text":"men look like men \"ewwwwww\" pretty sure gay men like other gay men, anon"}
+{"text":"That's about as cute as trannies get Not even close that is pretty mid tranny. Still would but there are many trannies way cuter than this."}
+{"text":"all I care about is money now I invest, I read books, I network if I can save 100k in two years that's success"}
+{"text":"Brokie mindset"}
+{"text":"The mathematics of compound returns is true. Just takes a really long time"}
+{"text":"Every Indian and brown person I know is investing their money on meme stocks and shitcoins"}
+{"text":"saving money Be that nicely who saves money like a dick locked cuckold instead of building your own business empire and being a MULTI MILLIONAIRE YOUR FIRST YEAR Enjoy your Toyota Corolla op"}
+{"text":"100k in two years that's success Time is the most valuable asset. Success is maximizing your time, for yourself. Wealthy men on their deathbed don't wish for more money, they wish for more time. So whether you're saving up for a cabin in the woods, or living with your folks, and inheriting their house when they die, whatever, the smart move is to own your time, because you can't buy it back, no matter how wealthy you are."}
+{"text":"I have a script now that automatically spoilers images, gifs and videos on boards. Maybe /r9k/ will be more enjoyable now. Take the script-pill, bros..."}
+{"text":"google chrome windows spotify"}
+{"text":"How'd you do it? Download Tampermonkey extension for Google Chrome. Then manage the extension and click on \"Allow User Scripts\", then copy this script on this link, and paste it in. Also, although it does automatically spoiler every image, gif and video, for some reason, it only won't show gifs and pictures when you try to un-spoiler. So, if you want to see the photo or gif, you got to disable the script."}
+{"text":"Thank you, I kiss you MWAH"}
+{"text":"You're welcome, anon. Take care."}
+{"text":"i'm glad i jumped off being interested in fashion, i'm too ugly fat and broke to be fashionable. and honestly i don't have good taste either, don't have the eye to choose cool clothes."}
+{"text":"Its fun to find a new look once in a while tho"}
+{"text":"I tried when I was younger but I realized I dislike being noticed too much to make bold fashion choices. It's normal clothes in neutral dark colors all the way for me."}
+{"text":"I used to be deep into fashion in my teens. Used to buy all the saint laurent stuff. I realized it was fucking stupid because I lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in new jersey so I stopped. All it takes to stand out here is a pair of well tailored pants and that's it."}
+{"text":"Clothes are actually really important on a psychological level but yeah I don't recommend getting too deep into keeping up with modern trends as a hobby. It's important to find your style and put some effort into though because people really dress like trash and if you don't it will absolutely help you. Even if you're not a creative intuitive person you should find an aesthetic you like and just copy it."}
+{"text":"mfw found my style it will absolutely get me arrested and/or killed"}
+{"text":"thoughts this sdrawing i made"}
+{"text":"Oh! What big teeth you have."}
+{"text":"well hello fellow drawfag"}
+{"text":"nice er4o"}
+{"text":"be me (f18) meet cute boy (m18) my age on instagram we like all the same stuff. movies tv music humour politics we go on a date, snort some lines, watch park chan-wook movie, go out drink beer and be nuisances in the subway he makes some sexual advances, i decline next day we text all day, same for the next week today he says essentially \"u dont rly like me, i cant be there for you, im not good enough........ lets just start as friends im too insecure\" bullshit detector ding ding ding respond understandingly and act cool about the whole thing what the fuck did i do wrong?"}
+{"text":"Trannies tend to be hyper sexual so he probably thought going on a date with one would be an easy score but when he found out you were frigid he decided to move on"}
+{"text":"It's not a relationship if it's purely for sex because you have \"too many friends\", it's a fuckbuddy. We're back to square 1: OP dodged a bullet."}
+{"text":"muh pretend don't understand k white knight"}
+{"text":"act like a intimate girlfriend he matches your energy WHOA STOP THERE INCEL if women are owed child support if a man takes a fatherly role. men are owed sex if a woman acts like a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"Or whatever normalchad factory you come from."}
+{"text":"This place used to be only second to /pol/ where did everyone go? post hack it feels like everyone died. was it the captcha? i miss you anon"}
+{"text":"its euro hours, this place is much more active during american hours t. insomnia enjoyer"}
+{"text":"this board was never that popular at least compared to the really big ones, on /pol/ threads can't even last 3 minutes on the catalog without bumps"}
+{"text":"I've been browsing /r9k/ and /b/. I think I'm even pissing off logfag because my filters are so good."}
+{"text":"Noooo! I need my safe space!!!"}
+{"text":"Yes. I need my discernment."}
+{"text":"Robots, did you ever go to school naked?"}
+{"text":"Are you telling me the image OP generated for gooning isn't real? Next you'll tell me he isn't genuinely asking his question but rather rubbing his tiny penis..."}
+{"text":"i do! i do!!!! i do!!!!!!! you will not believe what i am going to stay next"}
+{"text":"rubbing his tiny penis... How do I help him?"}
+{"text":"nudity was never seen as a taboo japan be fr"}
+{"text":"i did a few times"}
+{"text":"Be me Did makeup Did hair perfectly Went outside Went skating Fed Birds Did writing Did drawing Wore clothes I actually like instead of the usual covering myself up as much as humanly possible Have been eating healthy lately Socialized I did all the things I love to do, and I actually got outside and got some exercise in too, and yet it still feels worthless."}
+{"text":"trans-coded post"}
+{"text":"Doing makeup makes you happy Troon detected. Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Do men actually think this shit? If you cant understand how sparkly (I got a new sparkly highlight palette :) things are fun then youre beyond help."}
+{"text":"uGh LET ME SPREAD MICROPLASTICS ON MYSELF!!!!!"}
+{"text":"\"Husband, I have at last laid our eight children to rest for the night. By lamplight I scrubbed and washed your field clothes by hand until my fingers were sore, then rendered the animal fat into soap by the hearth. I swept the floors, banked the fire, and set bread to rise for the morning. At dawn, before the sun is well up, I shall gather the eggs from our eighteen hens, milk the cow, and set myself again to the churning of butter. The garden must be weeded and the beans tied, and I will hang the laundry to dry once more. There are shirts to mend and stockings to darn, and I must spin a little wool while the children recite their lessons. Before nightfall I will salt the meat, skim the cream, tend the sick child, and make candles enough to last us through the week.\" What city should I move to if I'm looking to get a wife like this"}
+{"text":"The amazing thing about this isnt the acts themselves but the pure love from a woman that is so great she would want to do these things for you and work with you and that love being reflected into your children you have together. Thanks for the thread anon I will continue improooving and Christ maxing for my future wife and god willing he will work together you with your wife when the time is right :)"}
+{"text":"men in the past used to build houses, work in factories and fight in wars the fuck? men still do all of that"}
+{"text":"At least one poster is acquainted with reality."}
+{"text":"At dawn, before the sun is well up, I shall gather the eggs from our eighteen hens, milk the cow, and set myself again to the churning of butter. The garden must be weeded and the beans tied, and I will hang the laundry to dry once more. There are shirts to mend and stockings to darn, and I must spin a little wool while the children recite their lessons. Before nightfall I will salt the meat, skim the cream, tend the sick child, and make candles enough to last us through the week No meme arrow for this part, therefore gather your own eggs"}
+{"text":"Not the \"men\" who post here lol. How many houses have YOU built? Which factory do YOU work at? Which war did YOU fight in? Oh what's that? None! Zero! Nada! LoloL"}
+{"text":"Approaching or trying to court ugly, old and fat woman is pointless since they have the same standards as pretty and cute girls. Why waste time on a ugly girl when she will treat you the same as the cute one. The chances are even higher that the cute one will like you since ugly women tend to also have ugly personalities."}
+{"text":"trvke 35+ old hags are pathetic and a huge waste of time."}
+{"text":"I've had 4 gfs and the correlation between how well they treated me and how attractive they were was perfectly inverse. The ugliest one treated me like a god and the hottest one demanded constant trials."}
+{"text":"she will treat you the same as the cute one. no she wont, she will treat you much worse because she's bitter and jaded and because her value is diminishing and she has trust issues from failed relationships (but she also compares you to all of her past lovers in bed)"}
+{"text":"Reminder that it's a mother's job to teach her male sons how to treat women. So if you're a girl and a man is creepy towards you, it's your own gender's fault."}
+{"text":"talk to girl have to act like pic related the moment she goes silent for more than 10 minutes, that's that I've gone through 20 women, so far Shit is just sad right now"}
+{"text":"the moment she goes silent for more than 10 minutes, that's that Wut? Are you like a grown ipad baby? You know in The Before Times we didn't have to be constantly available all the fucking time. Even a day between messages was ok. Everybody is so neurotic and needy nowadays Like yeah keekee for an hour maybe if the chemistry is crazy but then get off the damn phone and live life"}
+{"text":"Dude, I know my demographics I know the girls I talk to are on they phone always"}
+{"text":"trust me man I just know"}
+{"text":"Don't know how old you are, fren, I'm 31 and this is kinda how it is dealing with younger chicks. And by younger, I mean literally like 6 months to a year younger than me they start fucking acting like this. They're the iPad baby that needs persistent attention and entertaining, there's nothing worse to these cunts than not constantly giving them dopamine hits with your online presence. Irl is different because they can't lie to their biological reaction to an attractive guy but they'll still act like cunts about it usually. Working at bars helped me understand that. Those stupid bitches would whine about the simps they got online and how they could make them do whatever they wanted, meanwhile if even the most remotely attractive male showed up, they were completely under their spell and vocalizing their submissive attraction. Point is, you need to be a very specific type or have very specific interests to hold a girl's attention online. Irl you just have to be attractive as her 'type.' By 'type' I mean an already attractive guy with a materialistic, shallow accessory that tells you his personality ie; hot guy with glasses = nerd, same hot guy with long hair = sensitive, same hot guy with buzz cut = sporty, same hot guy that shops at hot topic = eboy, It's easy to understand and equally frustrating because it's so fucking shallow."}
+{"text":"I've gone through 20 women, so far manwhore"}
+{"text":"the power of lolcows is too damn strong. they get away with everything."}
+{"text":"Are they looksmatched, chat? Who mogs?"}
+{"text":"you vish you were as much of a rockstar GAWD as him, white trash niggerboy"}
+{"text":"Get down! Why are you up there? They can never accept the answer that I'm trying to get breakfast."}
+{"text":"I just turned 23 years old and I never even kissed a girl. I never really got any attention from girls growing up and this made me pretty insecure about my looks. After high school I got enrolled into university after my family and I moved countries. Because of our situation I lived at home and commuted to lectures, so from 18-21 I had very limited social interaction. This made it extremely hard to make friends which made me depressed. Even worse, I tried to do a gap year between my masters and undergrad to work, sadly couldn't find anything and I was stuck home almost like a hikikomori for a whole year. I'm doing my masters degree now and I feel like I'm actually doing well, i'm living with housemates and we all get along pretty well, i'm making friends from classes, I participate in club events. The thing is that everyone around me is much more experienced when it comes to dating and hookups and I feel super insecure. I'm the only person in my family above 18 who's never been in a relationship. Even my little brother who's 2 years younger than me is starting his second relationship. Almost all my other housemates are either in relationships or hooking up. My roommate, who's also a virgin and the same age as me, told me last night that a friend of his from class stayed over and they made out. I'm genuinely happy for them but it's really hard not feeling jealous, it feels awful to say but I keep asking myself why not me? My roommate, as he was telling this story said something like \"if it happened to me you'll experience it soon\" but it's getting really hard to feel like that's true. I feel super guilty about having these feelings but I can't help it. I feel so stunted. Like I'm just worried about going into my late 20s and still being in this position or worse defaulting to how it was before. Idk what to do really."}
+{"text":"If you keep socialising it will eventually happen unless you're very ugly. If you can handle or even enjoy staying with normalfaggots it means you are also one and will in turn find someone that will make out with you. For me it's a torture to hang out with people so I started avoiding these environments, keeping me in inceldom"}
+{"text":"went to uni graduates still have no friends or gf I would excuse you for being a friendless KHV if you went straight into the workforce after HS but you were in the mecca of socialization. You seriously didn't do anything in uni? No clubs? Parties? Not even study sessions with students?"}
+{"text":"Nigga got that zesty phenotype"}
+{"text":"You seriously didn't do anything in uni? No clubs? Parties? Not even study sessions with students? None of that really exists in my experience, the only socialization people have available is going clubbing or to concerts and the bachelor parties every year, for everything else you need to be in a society or group which is a weird, cultish and very kiss ass humiliation ritual type deal."}
+{"text":"Don't worry. You don't actually need to date anyone. Don't let society dictate your wants and needs. Think for yourself. If you're insecure, it's because you weren't meant to be dating. Don't try to date"}
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+{"text":"Incels are truly deluded with these ridiculous YT-polls of theirs xD"}
+{"text":"fast lmfao maybe on paper but t34's realistically had a speed of 15-20 mph. again their gearbox was trash and required hammers. you can sloped that armour at what ever thickness you want doesn't change the fact the heat treat made the armor ineffective and the hulls where spot welded together with inferior materials leading them to be destroyed with ease. the t34 was one of the worst tanks of the war."}
+{"text":"T-34 road speeds often exceeded 30 mph in practice, cross-country mobility was superior due to wide tracks as i explained earlier. The \"hammer to shift gears\" myth mainly applies to KV tanks, early T-34 gearboxes were stiff but improved dramatically by 1943. Brittle armor/spalling issues (mostly 1941) were fixed with better heat treatment as i said, sloped 45mm still equated to 90mm effective. Welds were crude but fully welded and strong."}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"The Panzer IV having working radios and glass put ahead of an individual T-34 Individual and needs fuel"}
+{"text":"This mf really put ataturk in there with hitler, stalin, and champagne lmao"}
+{"text":"Mark my words: He will make as much money as quickly as he can. But he will eventually renounce before being removed."}
+{"text":"He will be send to a nursing home with a play-office and his handlers will pretend he's still the president."}
+{"text":"He did that to his own father."}
+{"text":"So, here is a theory about Trump's recent behavior... He spent some money he wasn't supposed to spend, and soon he will be required to put it back. He thought he would ponzi it back into the fund with Venezuela, and it didn't work out because oil companies don't want to play that location. Now he's trying to launch his phony 'board of peace\", with just a straight scam entry fee and no promise about what the money pays for."}
+{"text":"Vance will 25 him today while he's at Davos and immediately release of all the incriminating Epstein material. If he wants the top job he will anyway."}
+{"text":"by november we could be in a complete economic disaster he might just shrug his shoulders and resign unless he fears for impeachment in absentia trumpers would jan 6 washington all over again if that happened I think.. he might have something on vance anyway"}
+{"text":"Fucking synagogue of satan scum. I wish it had really been 6 million"}
+{"text":"Good man Punjabi women are gorgeous too and fertile... Have a great life my desi bro Smack those white pigs when you see them... Degenerate jerks"}
+{"text":"i can tell you don't actually wipe your ass with your hand the jig is up!"}
+{"text":"Man, they really are demons"}
+{"text":"Amerimutt thinks it has any opinion. i can tell you don't actually wipe your ass with your hand Yah you wipe your ass with toilet paper and smear shit all over you like a dumb rat faced cracker bitch. You probably don't even own a toilet since it's IDF/state property anyways. Meanwhile I drive AMG and Jewish women love us chad Indian men."}
+{"text":"Jews are satanists and demons. Jesus will punish and erase all of them when he returns"}
+{"text":"you now remember the covid tyranny and all its Orwellian overreach"}
+{"text":"I knew this shit would never work in the US because there was no way in heaven or hell niggers would make an appointment, show up, and fill out paperwork to get something that had no immediate benefit to them. Much less twice or more for boosters. And the fact that no politicians ever even dared to suggest tying welfare benefits to vaccination records sealed the deal"}
+{"text":"They're not fascists, they're degenerate libertarian faggots. They would be misfits and trouble makers in nazi Germany too."}
+{"text":"new Rasmussen poll finds that a majority of likely Democratic voters favor taking strong action against Americans who are not vaccinated against COVID-19, including fines and home confinement. They wanted you fined and imprisoned for not taking it Forty-eight percent of Democrats also would give the green light to government fines or imprisonment for those who question the efficacy of the vaccine on social media or other public forums. They wanted you fined and arrested for questioning its safety and efficacy Forty-five percent of Democrats gave a thumbs up to forcing the unvaccinated into temporary designated areas, while 46% support using digital devices to track the unvaccinated to ensure they are quarantined or properly socially distanced from others. They wanted you tracked and surveilled and put into a camp for not taking it A smaller number of Democrats (29%) would go so far as to temporarily remove parents’ custody of their children if the parents refused to take the vaccine. They wanted to take your children away for not taking it This is who is calling you a a bootlicker for wanting illegals removed from your community."}
+{"text":"HE WON BTW"}
+{"text":"After what he did to your country no one wants to pay him a visit to say hello?"}
+{"text":"She's already dumped him. My sources say that she was never pleased with his tiny penis and feminine manner."}
+{"text":"white cucks are going to let him run off with millions and a yatch"}
+{"text":"His mistress got very close to assassinating him, but the dick was so good she admitted she was about to poison him and then fucked him again right after."}
+{"text":"First time baking... EVIL ALBERS up at bat Yes... EVIL E. ALBERS. Middle name... Evil?"}
+{"text":"God DAMN, they finished voting and she starts running her dicksucker yet again"}
+{"text":"OH EM GEEEEEE they actually bought it!"}
+{"text":"Damn, Chucky is stupid."}
+{"text":"Fat fuck has to wait 6 more months to taste that sweet sweet meth mouth"}
+{"text":"Their post release family pics will be nice"}
+{"text":"Simple. As."}
+{"text":"Uuh..."}
+{"text":"Donald Trump (my president) is a holy man who can do no wrong."}
+{"text":"Don't you worry, Master, I'll do it for free"}
+{"text":"It is if it's done with the expectation of a favor dumbass. That's why Presidents are prohibited from accepting them and Trump and his corrupt buttbuddies have to pull some dumb loophole about how the plane will be \"donated to his library\"."}
+{"text":"What massive investments, where"}
+{"text":"wtf"}
+{"text":"Isn't Trump constantly talking about how Russia and China are a threat and that's why we need to own Greenland?"}
+{"text":"It’s not untrue at this point. At the very least, NATO is as much a threat to the U.S. as China and Russia. They actively prohibit free speech, you can’t watch certain videos without being arrested, etc. We can’t support countries like that, period."}
+{"text":"Russia is not a brother war. Their army is majority non White"}
+{"text":"Surely Says the double digit IQ trailer trash without secondary education"}
+{"text":"He's such a Russian bot, it's insane. Same with all the posts in this thread agreeing with it."}
+{"text":"Japan is the newest nation to embrace BIC. 1 million Indian immigrants have so far moved to the land of rising sun!"}
+{"text":"Today it is mostly the extreme north - Kashmir, Punjab, Himachal Pradesh, Haryana, Uttarakhand, Delhi & Chandigadh. Though you will find mixed-breed-mongles to some degree here too, the vast majority of the unmixed OG aryans live here, but a few sporadic aryan communities are also present in the other states, of middle india and even some in south india (from the ancient aryans that moved to the south) but never mixed racially even though they have adopted the language and customs of the dravidian niggers. Like Aishwarya Rai (a south indian in name but looks like a North Indian), Shruti Hassan (another south indian but looks like her North Indian mother Sarika Thakur), and the Perplexity AI Founder guy, looks mixed, but leans more towards a North Indian face. Yes. We have a saying here in North India \"the country runs on the whims of God alone\" in Hindi it is \"desh Ram bharose hee chalta hai\". There is little point worrying, but it is also not right to just sit quiet and let it happen and not say anything, even if I changed one person's view (you) i consider this 1 drop of truth in the ocean of disnfo, a worthy endeavor."}
+{"text":"Nah he’s cool, your a bitch though"}
+{"text":"kek. Enough larping. Post hands first, shitskin."}
+{"text":"guys am I based yet consider taking your own advice and help Xing Shao Li fulfill his dream of under 48 hours."}
+{"text":"Your time was not wasted I have a new compassion for the light Indians like yourself and a better understanding of what’s going on."}
+{"text":"retard mutt"}
+{"text":"What’s Marco supposed to do? He has no real say. The moment he steps out of line he’s in trouble with his boss."}
+{"text":"I would say most realist and least idealistic. US is overextended, instead of being stretched thin across Europe, Asia and Middle East and the homeland, it's better to pick your battle with the most likelyhood of yielding results."}
+{"text":"he's the only competent member of this administration and you can see in his fucking dead eyes how much it kills him to have to do Trump's retarded bidding"}
+{"text":"Yeah right he almost came his pants at the idea of taking over Cuba. Probably wants to be the next president over there. He’s just as crazy but with different goals."}
+{"text":"It was fun to be frens wit chu. But I think it is the end."}
+{"text":"Nope."}
+{"text":"wumao larping 24/7 as a euro Embarrassing."}
+{"text":"I'm a europoor."}
+{"text":"No you're not. What you are is a newfag wumao that's very sloppy."}
+{"text":"Your Pepe sort of resembles his"}
+{"text":"Putting the instructions of Jesus ahead the words of mere men is \"progressive\" now huh. Nice try satan."}
+{"text":"pope francis was coopted but got disgracefully killed by God for it"}
+{"text":"Greenland is Danish because a rich Protestant thought there might be Catholics there and wanted to convert them. Deus Vult"}
+{"text":"insurrection"}
+{"text":"Asked whether he is concerned about Catholics serving in the military who might be asked to participate in a military operation to take control of Greenland, Broglio responded, “I am obviously worried, because they could be put in a situation where they’re being ordered to do something which is morally questionable.” “And it would be very difficult for a soldier or a Marine or a sailor by himself to disobey an order such as that,” he continued. “But strictly speaking, he or she, within the realm of their own conscience, it would be morally acceptable to disobey that order. But that’s perhaps putting that individual in an untenable situation, and that’s my concern.” Does this man have no idea what war is ? Ninety-nine percent of war is immoral. I wonder if he would have such issues with current military men serving in the meddle east supporting the IDF near Gaza. Did he have a comment on that? Fucking these guys man, the Catholic church is fucking clueless."}
+{"text":"europe is gone. your childhood neighborhood will never look the same. you will never look around and see that look like you again. whites are weak, conquered, and humiliated."}
+{"text":"Cope Bot based in India"}
+{"text":"30% more like 40% now"}
+{"text":"I don't really value people looking like me that much. I don't get what's the big deal."}
+{"text":"i haven't met a brown person for months, you mixed spicgroid."}
+{"text":"Typical Pooland Grug Untermenschen. There is a reason intelligent people are shorter. Look at Einstein, Bill Gates and Merz."}
+{"text":"In 1978, the Czech dissident Václav Havel, later president, wrote an essay called “The Power of the Powerless,” and in it he asked a simple question: how did the communist system sustain itself? And his answer began with a greengrocer. Every morning, the shopkeeper places a sign in his window: “Workers of the world unite.” He doesn’t believe in it. No one does. But he places the sign anyway to avoid trouble, to signal compliance, to get along. And because every shopkeeper on every street does the same, the system persists — not through violence alone, but through the participation of ordinary people in rituals they privately know to be false. Havel called this living within a lie. The system’s power comes not from its truth, but from everyone’s willingness to perform as if it were true. And its fragility comes from the same source. When even one person stops performing, when the greengrocer removes his sign, the illusion begins to crack. Friends, it is time for companies and countries to take their signs down. For decades, countries like Canada prospered under what we called the rules-based international order. We join its institutions, we praised its principles, we benefited from its predictability. And because of that, we could pursue values-based foreign policies under its protection. We knew the story of the international rules-based order was partially false, that the strongest would exempt themselves when convenient, that trade rules were enforced asymmetrically, and we knew that international law applied with varied rigor, depending on the identity of the accused or the victim. This fiction was useful, and American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, open sea lanes, a stable financial system, collective security, and support for frameworks for resolving disputes. So we placed the sign in the window. We participated in the rituals, and we largely avoided calling out the gaps between rhetoric and reality. This bargain no longer works."}
+{"text":"our first massive waves of Chinese immigrants were courtesy of our far left government who thought they'd vote for them (lol instead the first immigrants were all the vulture capitalists escaping the chincom government)"}
+{"text":"The Maple Emperor is the leader of the West"}
+{"text":"I can't wait for WW3 so I can rape all the cute polish femboys"}
+{"text":"Globalist worked because it was essentially Pax Americana. Putin and Xi \"teared\" it down because jews thought they could them rule the world through (((UN))) while simultaneously weaken the US enough so they can truly rule over the goy with no resistance. Unfortunately it didn't work out as plan because the goyim at never as dumb as they imagined"}
+{"text":"hes doin what his chinese masters have told him to do .... build a coalition of \"soft power\" from useful idiots and use it to nag, browbeat and shame the only world power that stands between the chinks and global hegemony. Hes an idiot. You can say whatever you want about Trump, but I thank the good lord it was the Americans who won ww2 and not the god dam communists. We need to rebuild our military, enforce the rule of law, and bloody well stand up with the only world power that actually defends the right to speak freely and carry weapons. Morons like Carney are the road to hell! I dont want to live in fuckin china."}
+{"text":"LMAO! There is still hope for the zoomers! Some of them are pretty based!"}
+{"text":"liberal shitholes You mean the cities? As in that place where the majority of the population lives?"}
+{"text":"You must sniff turds for fun. Melodramatic faggot"}
+{"text":"Trump is such a fucking giga-retard that European leaders are now begging Putin to talk to them kek"}
+{"text":"Do you ever get bored No Mocking maga has been a very satisfying pastime for over a decade now. I told you he was a blown from the beginning and i've watched his shoes get longer and his nose gets redder over the years with great mirth. You spastics deserve every bit of abuse you get. I've yet to speak to one of you that wasn't a disgusting human being. Frankly, none of you should have got out of the abortion bucket."}
+{"text":"You think we care about overdosing niggers? You think we care about you, Greenland, Ukraine,....really? You're either retarded, or some faggot jew sowing division. I've never hated a Brit for Starmer being a zog faggot. Yet: \"ORANGE UHHHH MAN, BAD THINGS...(processing...) BLAME CITIZENS! YEAH!\" Fucking jew"}
+{"text":"While Europeans chestthump against americans, their leaders are selling them out to jeets"}
+{"text":"No. Please. Don't steal all the \"talent\" in India from us. Whatever will we do..."}
+{"text":"We wo.... Wait a minute..."}
+{"text":"Indian workers to help modernize That's not a reality checked sentence."}
+{"text":"The EU was originally just supposed to facilitate trade agreements between Euro members...but then it demanded members take endless Africans, and gets big mad if they're told NO."}
+{"text":"I feel like if they were in 1940s Germany they'd be Hitler's number #1 warriors. If they were in 1930s Russia, they'd be running Gulags. They just want to cause pain and suffering. I find these sorts of ghouls completely lacking in principles. They just gravitate to the ideology that allows them to maximize their authorization impulses. It's hard to not notice how a lot of these botox witches seem like an inverted form of Evangelical Christians."}
+{"text":"Gentlemen: Brainstorm ideas on how to de-radicalize them, otherwise this is just a struggle session with everyone bitching (like ineffectual liberal women). I'll start: Mandatory internet restriction for a period of no less than 3 months, zero internet access to shut off the steady diet of outrage. This would probably be good for everybody, not only the deranged left btw."}
+{"text":"self-worth they can attach to which is social validation from anyone who can wield power, so they become unprincipled mouthpieces of the most authoritarian political apparatus they can You can tell she has issue with self-worth, given what she has done to her face. At least with Loomer you know she was ugly before. This woman was probably quite attractive before she injected her face with cooking oil to make her face match her soul."}
+{"text":"they are why witch burnings existed and should come back"}
+{"text":"The left is really good at manufacturing \"prestige\" by laundering communism through institutions like Hollywood and the universities. Unfortunately I don't think there can be anything done about women and rampant status seeking, as this behavior is probably biological, so ultimately left wing status markers need to be torn down and replaced with something healthier. This is not an easy task."}
+{"text":"Second idea: Revoke broadcasting liscenses for EVERY NEWS OUTLET, from CNN to Fox. Complete and total \"news\" death. Without this constant ramping-up propaganda these women likely never would have gotten this radicalized and misinformed. Coupled with 3 months of no internet, where do you think most of these women's opinions will end up? A few will NEVER come back, many will simply move on with their lives and forget politics once it becomes inconvenient to follow. ultimately left wing status markers need to be torn down and replaced with something healthier. Solid concept, expand on this. Remove the entire staff of Netflix? Promote non-crazy celebrities? Frame \"being political\" as uncool/cringe in popular culture? I don't think there's any single answer to fixing what's been done to these women, but instead a series of steps that have to work in concert together."}
+{"text":"For the first time I'm seeing people who loved Trump now turning on him, which also seems to coincide with this board slowing becoming filled with \"Trump is insane\" threads. Even my own gf who has been pro-trump since 2015 now finds him evil and chaotic and hopes that there is a blue wave in November so he gets impeached. What the FUCK is happening?"}
+{"text":"For the first time I'm seeing people who loved Trump now turning on him, For the first time? After all this time? It will pass then, he did only recently win an election."}
+{"text":"You will never ever ever ever, ever be a woman. That's a Taylor Swift song."}
+{"text":"/pol/ literally meme'd Trump into the office. Remember PEPE the frog is a hate symbol? You leftists are wayy out of your league."}
+{"text":"The election was fixed."}
+{"text":"DOLLAR IS DONE"}
+{"text":"Bold words from the people who have been on borrowed time for 80 years"}
+{"text":"Killing themselves and eachother? Based let’s go"}
+{"text":"There will be no war"}
+{"text":"FIAT Slop"}
+{"text":"Civil war Revolution"}
+{"text":"real name was Adolf (((Schicklgruber))) killed millions of whites over anti-slavic race autism discredited nationalism, eugenics, and scientific racism for generations tried to destroy the church lasting legacy is the formation of the state of Israel why do we like this guy again?"}
+{"text":"why do we like this guy again? Just the glowies do"}
+{"text":"ID: Zion Hitler loving kike"}
+{"text":"discredited nationalism, eugenics, and scientific racism for generations this is a faggot argument that amounts to crying because he lost, suggesting he shouldn't have resisted the jews at all same as blaming him for the fact that the anglos decided to be jewish slaves"}
+{"text":"Brits trying to take the heat off themselves"}
+{"text":"Anglos caused all the problems in the world. Accept it and move on. Hitler didn't declare war. Anglos did, you coping Anglo faggot."}
+{"text":"THIS IS THE FUCKING END!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"First time?"}
+{"text":"Down by 3% I'M RUINED I WAS 100X LEVERAGED"}
+{"text":"Is that... a delectable DIPERINO I see? OH MY SCIENCE"}
+{"text":"Is he doing it again?"}
+{"text":"Time to slurp some dips!!!!"}
+{"text":"Lowkey in top 5 of contemporary grifters"}
+{"text":"Not really. She could still be grifting off her husband's death right now if she came across as slightly less euphoric about it after the fact."}
+{"text":"Imagine how many cocks she has ridden before and after Charlie. She was his biggest mistake."}
+{"text":"insists he’s Whiter than me wants to start a destructive war with White Europeans for jews Shalom"}
+{"text":"Indeed. And the funny thing is that Trump is the perfect representation of that. A wigger president"}
+{"text":"lol It’s not a laughing matter. Everyone and their dog knows our replacement with shitskins is because of jewish lobbying over decades."}
+{"text":"Where did all of these shills magically excited about a new globohomo jew empire show up from?"}
+{"text":"germany is worse"}
+{"text":"because muh golden dome or something"}
+{"text":"Shortest route to Russia (missile defence, nukes) Shortest shipping route to Asia (shorter than Panama or Suez canals) Mining (Rare earth minerals, Gold) Local population wants to be independent from Denmark but can’t defend or pay for itself Needs a sugar daddy Would be disaster if Chinamen or Ruskies got it"}
+{"text":"Funny enough, Greenlanders look a lot like you Japanese. Not just Asian, but Japanese-ish."}
+{"text":"Honestly they didn't say anything of importance."}
+{"text":"If you’re going to do something then do it. Hitler didn’t threaten invasion for months on end allowing his enemies to build up and prepare. No, he fucking did a blitzkrieg and conquered all of Western Europe in less than a year."}
+{"text":"He doesn't actually plan on invading Greenland or Canada, he just wants to distract from Epstein + the fact our economy is in the gutter."}
+{"text":"at no point has trump threatened greenland in a serious manner. The media is making a mountain out of a molehill"}
+{"text":"He doesn’t need to invade, the euros will fold. This is as much about putting them in their place as anything"}
+{"text":"he did threaten invasion since like 1924 when he was talking in beer halls. read a book nigger. at least mein kamp if you want"}
+{"text":"Help"}
+{"text":"Ao only retarded shit that nobody wants or needs like everytime. Ok"}
+{"text":"Sources plox"}
+{"text":"100% ok with banning gas powered leaf blowers. Ranked choice voting makes more sense than current system. Most of the rest of that is fucked, though."}
+{"text":"Based Dems the more they make miggers suffer the more I like them."}
+{"text":"along with the EU & the UN"}
+{"text":"wut"}
+{"text":"so this is the narrative now? US made us be retarded for last century and half and now we need a new chink daddy to beat us into shape?"}
+{"text":"bomb the 3 gorges dam"}
+{"text":"I don't care about LGBT, Judith Butler and other American export, to be honest. Just don't pretend that you were always conservative, it's silly."}
+{"text":"You betrayed Europe first with your Russia fetish and screeching for Greenland."}
+{"text":"It's all falling apart from the inside bros. - IDF Manpower crisis is beyond existential - Everybody hates the Haredim draft dodging leeches - Haredim killed 2 Haredi infants yesterday, 53 injured babies almost died - McMartinberg Preschool stacked 55 babies like firewood inside a tiny locked bathroom and turned the heat up - no windows, unlike the Holocaust - Government wants autopsies on the 2 dead babies - Entire Haredim population CHIMPS OUT, riots, burns cars, this will go on for weeks - Autopsies would show anal rape in the babies - Cops have severe Jew-Fatigue - Cops only came to smoke cigs and bash Jews - All out of cigarettes - Lib News 13 says Haredim will all die within 50 years You are here."}
+{"text":"I mean, Arabs also breed a lot so it nice that these guys have even higher birth rate than Arabs It good thing, but yeah they are becoming annoying and their stupid protesters are stopping the drive way"}
+{"text":"Great thread btw OP. So Haredim don’t fight, don’t build, they just breed and cause trouble for the state of Israel? They pray for Israel. Sort of like special forces but even better, if you ask them. seriously."}
+{"text":"They won't do shit, haven't done shit to me and I'm here since 16`"}
+{"text":"They don't even pray, they just go once a month to the kolal or beith midrash and then work without reporting their income"}
+{"text":"and I'm here since 16` wow. A real Holocaust survivor in our midst."}
+{"text":"do nothing Russia gets bogged down in a perpetual war America commits diplomatic suicide Europe comes begging for more cooperation APOLOGIZE."}
+{"text":"You are a child, children are not allowed on here."}
+{"text":"philosophy wasn't pol supposed to be religiously worshipping natural sciences? china, russia and germany are the countries with the highest rates of graduates in these subjects. and the chinese government is even explicitly built on the prerogative of letting engineers and scientists govern the country, not billionaire fraudsters and free mason puppets. no other government on earth has so many engineers and natural scientists as officials than china"}
+{"text":"no other government on earth has so many engineers and natural scientists as officials than china I have nothing against chinks but this means nothing"}
+{"text":"i don't care about your opinion or any other vile garbage from pol users bye"}
+{"text":"I will publicly suck on this guys cock, balls and all, when china puts out an all chink computer for like 190€. Just chokeslam these price gouging kikes for me Xi, and you get my soul."}
+{"text":"Previous Day 1,427 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research ▶Latest Trump invited both monke and Zelenskyy to Gaza peace council 7th Air Assault Corps: Around 370 russians killed/wounded near the Pokrovsk area over the past week Thermal power plant in Kursk on fire after a Ukrainian drone strike, electricity and water are out Bilhorod governor says local businesses bought laser air defense systems as a last resort to shield factories from constant Ukrainian strikes Syrskyi confirms Ukraine has plans for offensive operations in 2026 Melitopol substation struck, most of occupied Zaporizhzhia without power Italy seizes russian tanker with 33k tons of steel Grozny is on lockdown because Kadyrov's son Adam got into a car crash China halts all electricity imports from russia Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If the Ukraine is winning why the fuck are you all seething so hard?"}
+{"text":"do you think that ziggers remember that they destroyed this bridge?"}
+{"text":"Syrskyi confirms Ukraine has plans for offensive operations in 2026 don't know how to feel about this. didn't go so well last time"}
+{"text":"First the flag, then the fag."}
+{"text":"boomers get brainwashed by this"}
+{"text":"niggers"}
+{"text":"Wanna see steel cap boots hitting their stupid faces and breaking their teeth than crushing their skulls until their heads turn to pulp."}
+{"text":"its weather modification. has nothing to do with killing people on purpose"}
+{"text":"its weather modification. has nothing to do with killing people on purpose check't You stupid arrogant motherfucker Do you have any idea how they got Covid out into the world? They were infecting people thru aerosols in airport ventilation systems and injecting covid strains into municipal water systems to spread it around. They literally did the same shit at airports back in November so that many people traveling would get sickness and take it to family gatherings at Thanksgiving to spread it further. The Kikes running the show are actively trying to kill us all."}
+{"text":"You stupid arrogant motherfucker Do you have any idea how they got Covid out into the world? yes. coivid came from china and was a politically motivated psyop from the WHO to put western companies out of business so china would swoop in and buy them up throughout europe. the WHO is just chinas proxy. The Kikes running the show are actively trying to kill us all. the kikes would get covid too dummy."}
+{"text":"indeed"}
+{"text":"Not making this up...I feel like I started off the whole realization that 'chemtrails' aligned exactly with 'cloud seeding'. First posted it on /sci/ several years ago and and /pol/. Watched it gain traction in the months/years following my posts."}
+{"text":"YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT /POL/!!!"}
+{"text":"Why tf jews are pushing goynip constantly and even abusing it themselves?"}
+{"text":"the race to the bottom happens in all genuinely free markets, if you can produce the same product for less you win but nothing is beating inflation, the dollar will continue to purchase less and less, its still the best, everyone else will get zimbabwe money before we do but its still gonna happen, sucks"}
+{"text":"kill yourself retard. No one is going to read your blog."}
+{"text":"goy=singular goyim =plural based last poster for teaching us to be racist the right way."}
+{"text":"Kikesludge"}
+{"text":"*goes DEATH CON 3 on Beckham people*"}
+{"text":"Inuit W O K E call them eskimos"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Wonder if the Greens will present that fat cunt \"Boshfather\" at some point"}
+{"text":"If they bring up hadiths, then you have to ask them about the encounter of Mohammed with members of the Zutt tribe in the desert one night."}
+{"text":"there are 1000s of posts every hour on reddit that should be arrestable like pic related. is stuff like this and guides and encouragements to fight and kill ice officers really protected by the 1st amendment?"}
+{"text":"She had sex with five guys. Everything that has transpired over the course of the past 20+ years is because she had sex with five guys. There have been countless kings, warriors, scientists, artists that have dedicated untold amounts of time and energy into shaping the future. The vast majority of them did not have the impact on the future that Zoe had. When scholars look back on the turn of the millennium they will see two major events: 911 and Zoe Quinn having sex with five guys."}
+{"text":"It's not hard to just Google \"Zoe Quinn nudes\" anon"}
+{"text":"Gamergate on its own wasn't important, it was more that it signalled the end of liberal individualism as the principle ethos of western civilization. The view that people should be judged by the content of their character is noble, especially to nerds who weren't really part of any teen subculture and whose parents had long lost connection to their community, we always looked down on normy tribalism. 4chan's views in the 00s were not like /pol/'s, they were trolling Hal Turner for example, racism was just seen as another zany irrational thing in the outer world. It was believed black people, gays, women et cetera.. are mentally the same as cooly reasonable high IQ WASP men, just having different life experiences, and if given the chance to participate they will gravitate to the same values and eventually the same levels of achievement, low crime rates et cetera.. After all everyone has a neo-cortex large enough to store ample memories, which plenty of black musicians and the like utilize, it is just a matter of filling it with the right ideas. While low IQ taking averages, 15% of black people still have an IQ higher than 100, it is not as though they are completely hopeless, and it might rise with proper childhood nutrition and education. We believed we can still live in a chill society where people are judged on merit and achieve some star trek - like utopia. The cracks began to show with OWS, but at this point it could be dismissed as a few fringe groups who wouldn't be taken seriously by anyone rational."}
+{"text":"I've come to the conclusion that any whore with piercings on her face is fucking mental."}
+{"text":"Can somebody give an elaborate rundown on what happened from start to finish from an objective perspective? I can't read up on it because Wikipedia and other sites are not trustworthy. Isn't the absence of slutshaming just normal practice unfortunately? How does this shit relate to everything that's happening?"}
+{"text":"zoomGODS absolutely nuking soilennial cucks. While uncs are suppressing their heckin toxic masculinity while sipping hoppy ipa's at the barcade, zoomers are collecting harems and calling out niggers on stream. Future is looking bright, anyone who hates on clav is brown."}
+{"text":"Danes are pulling their money out of the US."}
+{"text":"Shooting her made everyone safer. She was destined to run out into traffic one day"}
+{"text":"Thr country should be unsafe for useless subversives"}
+{"text":"The bonds aren’t bought under threats of force, retard. The money to issue the bonds and pay the interest for the bond is what’s backed by force. The motivation of any bond holder to buy the bond in the first place is because it pays interest. Nobody buys a bond to lend money for free. The whole reason why US bonds are the safest in the world is because there’s the implication that as a last resort, the US has the capacity to and is willing to pay it back through any means necessary, including the ability to invade and seize national wealth while still being a functional nation, functional in the sense of being the most economically functional in the world with many contingencies and redundancies, including military capacity and the capability to be mostly self-reliant resource wise. It’s the only country in the world that can do this. There isn’t a single investment in the entire world that offers this kind of reliable return on investment or stability in the face of any downturn or unforeseen setback. It’s why long-term investments such as retirement pensions and future infrastructure projects with timelines that span decades have at least some part of their funding portfolio in US bonds. You’d be an idiot not to use them to hedge risk, but people like you think that buying bonds is some kind of goodwill favor, and that not buying them hurts nobody except for the issuer of the bonds."}
+{"text":"israel and egypt are the two top recipients of US foreign aid for a reason, which is that it gives us control of the suez canal, and if we shut it down, then ships are forced around africa, where they can only be protected by the us navy. the EU has nothing but paper. the US has actual military assets."}
+{"text":"Only 100 million That's peanuts, wake me up when Japan sells off 777 billion in US treasuries"}
+{"text":"She had sex with five guys. Everything that has transpired over the course of the past 20+ years is because she had sex with five guys. There have been countless kings, warriors, scientists, artists that have dedicated untold amounts of time and energy into shaping the future. The vast majority of them did not have the impact on the future that Zoe had. When scholars look back on the turn of the millennium they will see two major events: 911 and Zoe Quinn having sex with five guys."}
+{"text":"It's not hard to just Google \"Zoe Quinn nudes\" anon"}
+{"text":"Gamergate on its own wasn't important, it was more that it signalled the end of liberal individualism as the principle ethos of western civilization. The view that people should be judged by the content of their character is noble, especially to nerds who weren't really part of any teen subculture and whose parents had long lost connection to their community, we always looked down on normy tribalism. 4chan's views in the 00s were not like /pol/'s, they were trolling Hal Turner for example, racism was just seen as another zany irrational thing in the outer world. It was believed black people, gays, women et cetera.. are mentally the same as cooly reasonable high IQ WASP men, just having different life experiences, and if given the chance to participate they will gravitate to the same values and eventually the same levels of achievement, low crime rates et cetera.. After all everyone has a neo-cortex large enough to store ample memories, which plenty of black musicians and the like utilize, it is just a matter of filling it with the right ideas. While low IQ taking averages, 15% of black people still have an IQ higher than 100, it is not as though they are completely hopeless, and it might rise with proper childhood nutrition and education. We believed we can still live in a chill society where people are judged on merit and achieve some star trek - like utopia. The cracks began to show with OWS, but at this point it could be dismissed as a few fringe groups who wouldn't be taken seriously by anyone rational."}
+{"text":"I've come to the conclusion that any whore with piercings on her face is fucking mental."}
+{"text":"Can somebody give an elaborate rundown on what happened from start to finish from an objective perspective? I can't read up on it because Wikipedia and other sites are not trustworthy. Isn't the absence of slutshaming just normal practice unfortunately? How does this shit relate to everything that's happening?"}
+{"text":"zoomGODS absolutely nuking soilennial cucks. While uncs are suppressing their heckin toxic masculinity while sipping hoppy ipa's at the barcade, zoomers are collecting harems and calling out niggers on stream. Future is looking bright, anyone who hates on clav is brown."}
+{"text":"Danes are pulling their money out of the US."}
+{"text":"Shooting her made everyone safer. She was destined to run out into traffic one day"}
+{"text":"Thr country should be unsafe for useless subversives"}
+{"text":"The bonds aren’t bought under threats of force, retard. The money to issue the bonds and pay the interest for the bond is what’s backed by force. The motivation of any bond holder to buy the bond in the first place is because it pays interest. Nobody buys a bond to lend money for free. The whole reason why US bonds are the safest in the world is because there’s the implication that as a last resort, the US has the capacity to and is willing to pay it back through any means necessary, including the ability to invade and seize national wealth while still being a functional nation, functional in the sense of being the most economically functional in the world with many contingencies and redundancies, including military capacity and the capability to be mostly self-reliant resource wise. It’s the only country in the world that can do this. There isn’t a single investment in the entire world that offers this kind of reliable return on investment or stability in the face of any downturn or unforeseen setback. It’s why long-term investments such as retirement pensions and future infrastructure projects with timelines that span decades have at least some part of their funding portfolio in US bonds. You’d be an idiot not to use them to hedge risk, but people like you think that buying bonds is some kind of goodwill favor, and that not buying them hurts nobody except for the issuer of the bonds."}
+{"text":"israel and egypt are the two top recipients of US foreign aid for a reason, which is that it gives us control of the suez canal, and if we shut it down, then ships are forced around africa, where they can only be protected by the us navy. the EU has nothing but paper. the US has actual military assets."}
+{"text":"Only 100 million That's peanuts, wake me up when Japan sells off 777 billion in US treasuries"}
+{"text":"why are so many republicans gay?"}
+{"text":"Do you think being gay is inherently shameful?"}
+{"text":"Who cares? No but its a mental illness. Poor gays needs to be treated."}
+{"text":"Gays have a lot of mental disorders, maybe not to the extent as troons. To be a conservative America it definitely helps to have a mental disorder. These people literally want to trash their own economy to occupy a useless frozen rock for a few years. Is that normal?"}
+{"text":"How will US tourists be welcomed in Mexico for the world cup?"}
+{"text":"Hey is it still easy to get a prescription for diazepam over there (don’t name doctors or places i.e. sources)"}
+{"text":"I thought this retarded sport tournament was gonna happen in the US?"}
+{"text":"Hey uh can I get an answer to that? Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"bread and circle"}
+{"text":"Remember folks, all strippers are also prostitutes in Mexico. $30 will get you an hour with a chick 10x hotter than this."}
+{"text":"Me myself : nicotine coffeine Had to quit alcohol becous i got pretty fucked when drinking"}
+{"text":"finasteride Polack genes make you go NW2.5 before your 18th birthday. t. 20 and it hasn't recessed any further. My father's hair at my age was just like picrel."}
+{"text":"I used to chainvape nicotine 24/7 and drink 6 beers every night but now I just eat weed gummies everyday and drink 1 beer with supper sometimes"}
+{"text":"weed every night no more dreams"}
+{"text":"Nicotine, caffeine and microdose lsd. Fighting a slight opioid addiction but almost done with it, then off to the dark web to find a sheet of lsd, does GG still operate? I've tried most of them and while 3MMC is fun, 2CB will always be my love."}
+{"text":"This is an average russian classroom, how the fuck are there barely any overweight women. What makes the average american women so fat?"}
+{"text":"What makes the average american women so fat? drinking 1100 calorie \"coffees\" on the way to their ass-sitting job"}
+{"text":"why do subhumans get all the asian qts"}
+{"text":"Because they don't eat Amerifat goyslop. They eat real food. And most of Russian girls are into some kind of sport, especially gymnastics and ballet. So they stay active and fit. Meanwhile, the most exercise American women get is when they twerk their asses to nigger babble that passes for music in America."}
+{"text":"implying you don't want to spend your day with your face in a bbw brapper just slowly licking until she tells her good boy to cum for her and then lick that up"}
+{"text":"I always knew there was something off about her"}
+{"text":"its just jewish privilege, thats all it is"}
+{"text":"antisemitic no hyphen found the jew"}
+{"text":"Maga miga"}
+{"text":"Yeah we know and you didn’t need to use a male body to demonstrate that."}
+{"text":"Why are you gay?"}
+{"text":"Good afternoon Ukraine anon! As always praying for your safety, and for that of your skill in stealth to be above that of the mean draft officers!"}
+{"text":"would be nice, but probably we are just hoping that russia and china won't help Iran when we attack them"}
+{"text":"Ukraine dead as a nation NATO implosion continues"}
+{"text":"Thats just a jew scam, you literally have a moneyless utopia at the moment you refuse using money, literally. t. gypsy wizdom"}
+{"text":"Virgin beta male: Hello, may I please if you do not mind ask for a hamburger… with cheese IM SORRY I like cheese IM SO SORRY… and could you cook it to… oh sorry… they’re smash burgers? Never mind I’m so sorry that sounds great, well done smash burgers! Yummy yummy yum! Chad alpha male: Mid Rare BLOODY hamburger, and give me double toppings and an over medium egg. Stab a knife through it to stop it from sliding off the plate Why are the jews and whatnot continuing to try to HUMILIATE us by pretending that “smashed burgers” are some kind of “trendy cool” way to eat a burger instead of a useless beta-male lazy bitch-ass way for unskilled bumpkins to cook a burger? How long before we eat the last bloody messy burger and it is replaced with a niggerfied “smash it on the grill” tasteless unskilled niggerburger??? When I get a damn hamburger, I want a ROLL of paper towels on the side for the raw juices and grease. If I wanted a fucking bull-duke lezbo-burger I’d go to Becca Good’s house and rough her up a little bit and ask for a burger, where can a fucking regular MAN get a god damn MID RARE BURGER now??? All people do is serve these gay-as-fuck “trendy” le-smashed-as-fuck juiceless tasteless lazy-burgers. I fucking hate jews and lesbians so much I want to scream, where’s the fucking pride"}
+{"text":"2026 I am forgotten 50% of Kyiviv has no heating, it’s -15 degrees C, and no one gives a fuck. They were used like a condom and then thrown away. This is a good lesson as to what happens when you betray your own kind, descend into moral nihilism, and become nothing more than a tool. To make things more tragic (funny), they didn’t even damage Russia, they only made it more cohesive and stronger."}
+{"text":"And Russia been enriched. With 2% of unemployment (a lot of males in prime working age killed in Ukraine), there is a lot of job openings in Russia. It will be glorious. Trust the Monke."}
+{"text":"Ukraine may suffer now but russia will cease to exist in the long run, in to the bargain, all duma members will be executed and hanged on red square, which ultimately will be renamed blue square."}
+{"text":"Why are you faggots obsessed with saving videos of half naked black men? Why would you save that?"}
+{"text":"Why are you faggots obsessed with saving videos of half naked black men? To observe, how russian women absolutely adores them. There is something strange in it. Mesmerizing. Hard to describe."}
+{"text":"Cuck."}
+{"text":"left Universal Healthcare Universal higher education Safe abortions Due process for deportations Personal freedoms (gay, trans, marijuana, alcohol) Responsible gun ownership Police held accountable Open trade and strong military alliances right Healthcare and education for the rich. Wageslavery for the poor Force children to be born to parents who don't want them Strict government control over peoples lives for everything but guns, which have no restrictions Police state Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"My morality is based on lowering suffering, I dont care if a baby dies before they're born. Its weird that rightoids pretend to care about that but then gladly murder anyone they don't like. You want babies to be born but then want them to suffer all their life after, being born to parents who don't want them, almost certainly poor, no doctor, no education, wageslavery etc. Comically evil"}
+{"text":"Universal Global Everyone All together nigger stfu"}
+{"text":"kek leftist btfo"}
+{"text":"Responsible gun ownership But they hate the idea of civilian owned machine guns."}
+{"text":"I see the rightoids are sending their brightest today, you sure showed me"}
+{"text":"X's new algo open source dump proves that \"Christcuck\" is a zionist jew psyop and only zionist jews use it. It's not on the list. X is controlled by jews. Therefore - All Christcukers are kikes"}
+{"text":"Zionist Jews are promoting Christianity to the far right you dipshit"}
+{"text":"Why is anything filtered out via an algorithm? I thought Elon was the speech guy™?"}
+{"text":"Wtf I thought you guys were joking when you said retard was a no-no word?!"}
+{"text":"Brown kike hands posted this"}
+{"text":"Oh is that why zionist jews are freaking out at Joel Webbon 24/7? You're a faggot and a jew. Christcucker zionist"}
+{"text":"Guardians Of Pedophiles"}
+{"text":"It's a big club."}
+{"text":"They would forever be known as the Republican Congress who actually stepped up and did something, instead of being known as weak pushovers."}
+{"text":"Republicans have no hope. Trump was the only reason independents even gave a shit. Everyone despises the GOP."}
+{"text":"Republicans lost the midterms when they started pushing for porn bans, age verification, failed to do anything for young men while still blaming them for everything, failed to destroy the NFA because of some unelected bitch said no and yet somehow tens of millions of dollars for destroying a Space Shuttle is ok, and for being Israel's bitches"}
+{"text":"Every post above me is a shill. And their employer is wasting his money on such weak bait."}
+{"text":"They Who? The \"Democratic party\"? It's not real. It's theater my nigger."}
+{"text":"\"Republicans are stupid.\" - Whoopi Goldberg. 75% of them are going to lose their election/re-election bids in November. They are going to lose to democrat by 15% to potentially 40% of the votes. example: 2M people vote in total. 1.5M is voting Democrat and 500,000 republican. Or 450,000 vote. 300,000+ vote democrat, 150,000 vote republican. The republicans are going to get fucking reamed hard on election night. If we can successfully get 67 Democrat senators in out of 100. They can fully impeach Trump."}
+{"text":"Wag the dog on steriods. Is greenland even real? I've never seen a greenland flag post here"}
+{"text":"Anyone notice a huge shift in advertising? This was a year or two ago."}
+{"text":"Kinda pointless now that all those well educated good looking white people are gone from the general population and all you have is blacks and fat white miga voting hicks."}
+{"text":"yes, jews need goyim for the upcoming wars"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"I SEE NIGGERS ON TV ALL THE TIME YOUR THREAD SUCKS"}
+{"text":"the black guy in the ad is for the california tech bros to buy the thing now they expand their market"}
+{"text":"greenlanders don't want mutts fuck off back to your shithole"}
+{"text":"There is only 56,000 of them on a landmass the size of Mexico so they have no real say in what happens"}
+{"text":"they have a government and they voted to stay part of denmark"}
+{"text":"Trump should 100% do that"}
+{"text":"The fuck are you on about? They ARE mutts"}
+{"text":"of course a retard would do that in greenland only danes and eskimos live and they are both more genetically stable than amerimutts"}
+{"text":"right-wing populists are zionists and people that vote for them get betrayed. look at milei, trump etc. they want a global zionist right-wing domination in order to control everything and put pressure / force violence on everyone that won't obey."}
+{"text":"PA"}
+{"text":"Literally what the fuck is the purpose for this? This is part of their strategy to prevent independents from voting Democrat in the midterms. The far left is very cult -like right now and they are ostracizing people who don't agree on every issue, even if they may have been allies on other issues."}
+{"text":"It's retarded they are asking to get screwed and the whole Democrat part will implode. This is funny to me on how stupid they are."}
+{"text":"Look faggot the only way for our golden white supremacist christian nation is for us to make it legal for jewish people to rape and murder white christians. They have to be in charge for the rapture to happen, that's just how it is."}
+{"text":"left leaning retards think minimum sentencing is bad that's literally all it is, they figure \"no case should have a judge's hand forced to issue hefty sentences when it may not be fair\", but fail to realize this means that pedos and murder-rapists end up getting comically light sentences because they cry and moan before the jurry about how sorry they are, while anyone actually confessing to their acts and accepting the consequences gets the book thrown at them"}
+{"text":"Right-wingers have yet to take a scalp over Charlie Kirk getting murked. And no, getting a bunch of leftists fired doesn't count."}
+{"text":"Hiroshima is a greedy Gook."}
+{"text":"turn the other scalp"}
+{"text":"when?"}
+{"text":".30-06 bullet didn't penatrate through and entrance wound is massive X doubt"}
+{"text":"If liberalism is Jewish what the fuck is conservatism? Super Saiyan Jewish?"}
+{"text":"never forget the chimpouts"}
+{"text":"S P A C E I S F A K E THE MOON IS PLASMA. YOU CAN'T LAND ON IT. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cool, I wish you the very best in this endeavor. Godspeed."}
+{"text":"It’s not landing on the (((moon))). It’s ground around it. SpaceX did the same thing a couple years ago with 3 or 4 paying (((((((((customers))))))))). Either way, it’s bullshit. You can’t get through the firmament."}
+{"text":"pagans won i dont see the abraham 2 exploring the galaxy or whatever"}
+{"text":"1. eastern euro women 2. western euro women 3. scandi women 4. southern euro women Why is it like this honorable mention: american white women (way above 1)"}
+{"text":"Please come here and tell me how many racemixed women you see."}
+{"text":"4. southern euro women cause they already have the GigaChads at their disposal women will literally fly from over the world for a taste of the BGC"}
+{"text":"Because no one wants to mix with your romani race."}
+{"text":"Jesus said he came to fulfill the law, but he actually did opposite. -canceled the punishment for the woman who hopped on chad's cock -promoted race mixing when Jews (niggers) were a different race from Greeks (Aryans) -overturned the money changers table, who were keeping the country keeping its own currency Jesus' values are diametrically opposed to mine. Women should marry their rapists, but our society relying on christianity makes logical and rational laws unable to be implemented."}
+{"text":"This is how economic union works."}
+{"text":"Cider is pretty good for eating a meal"}
+{"text":"nigga you are from France, you should be drinking wine with every meal from age 9 onwards"}
+{"text":"I don't know even one young person that drink this here, it's just boomers"}
+{"text":"Food, you can say a lot about EU but they are not starving, there a massive exporter of food. Theres a reason China sends students to study abroad, their schools are shit. Services are king in EU and even the UK, its not the products that are sought its things like school and infrastructure around farming and wellness like access to drinkable water and food that isnt complete and utter poison. They would try to take that all and centralize it on China. China requires a lot of food to the point where it cant produce enough, even now it relies more on imported food if it owned EU it would effectively be a massive farming unit, and China would no longer have to worry about having enough food and being able to pay for it Also if war kicked off with China this is exactly why they wouldnt have the momentum to keep a long war going. They literally rely on the enemy to eat the way Germany relied on Russia for energy. Its why you get some people scratching their head over how China is even a threat to the west in anything other than trade. Its not possible for them to win unless the war is over like like 2 years."}
+{"text":"Chinks don't eat the vast majority of your exports though, and elite Chinks already send their little Changs to prestigious Western universities. They want you to surrender your industrial base, which quite frankly you've been already doing for muh climate. Are you brown? Uneducated? From a culture that is grossly incompatible with traditional Western values? Well we have a place for you...the EU!"}
+{"text":"This guy is super gay"}
+{"text":"His son being trans is a good indication that this faggot was a little too loving of a father if you know what I mean."}
+{"text":"Carney is a smart man. The future is Chinese. Time to bow to China now. To resist is to accept certain death. I fully support a strong Canada, free from American influence, and under the shield of China."}
+{"text":"He's right, the old order isn't coming back. It's being replaced, he and all the other fuckers on the WEF are on borrowed time"}
+{"text":"would that mean the old order of things did not come back and the statement was true?"}
+{"text":"since when do i give a fuck what some homosexual canadian thinks"}
+{"text":"No straight white male is going to go get their limbs blown off by an F35 in Greenland while Abdul takes care of his wife, sister, and daughter"}
+{"text":"There's no data from romania because it's less than 2% who would die for this shithole..we will just switch sides and join whoever looks like winning.Simple as."}
+{"text":"i would happily die fighting against an endless tidal wave of mutt zogbot golems. You will Norse bro, you will. But it wont be Americans who will kill you, it will be your own 'citizens' you are very cleverly letting into the country. Thats why Trump hates you. You do it it to your self. You do."}
+{"text":"All these maps can fuck off. I've never been polled in my entire life yet somehow people have access to all this data for height, penis size, favorite video game, are you left or right handed, your IQ, how many times a day you take a shit etc. I've never in my life been polled and I don't know anyone who has been polled. Not a single person in this thread has been polled or knows a single person who has been polled. I also don't know a single person who is all YEAH BRO! I WANT TO DIE IN WAR!!!! I LOVE WAR!!!!"}
+{"text":"I hate my country."}
+{"text":"Thats why Trump hates you. ok Saar but how I redeem Orange Lord? I want him to like me"}
+{"text":"the target and somebody is paying for negative yielding effects thats the definition of waste"}
+{"text":"Mutts fear this"}
+{"text":"kill yourself racemixxed mutt, you are a quarter nigger, a quarter spic, a quarter indian and a quarter burger"}
+{"text":"calm down mohammed nobody fears anything from the EU besides their stupidity"}
+{"text":"Why doesn't Trump just kill the Premier of Greenland so they legally can't ask for help? Is he dumb?"}
+{"text":"Has tipping gotten out of hand? USA is the only country that still does it."}
+{"text":"1. This is a split check 2. Ok go ahead and tell people not to come tip you Retard"}
+{"text":"A price should be a price. It's just a scam to psychologically manipulate retarded normalfags. Walk into a place and see a big sign \"$9.99 burger\" Waiter tries to trick you into adding stuff with ambiguous language \"Mayo on it is fine right?\" (mayo costs +$3) Sales tax + random other \"taxes\" and fees you've never heard of. 20% minimum tip to not spit in your food if you return. Leave paying like $17+ I always tell them \"I want the stuff that comes with it at your $9.99 cost\" which tends to piss them off. Once in a while i'll have one that argues with \"well nothing technically comes with it unless you request it\" then I ask them to specifically tell me what addons cost money and which don't which pisses them off more. In spite of being very alert to this I still will have them get one over on me occasionally in which case I take the upcharge directly out of their tip. They want to normalize the idea that \"prices don't matter only poors care about a few bucks\" and have everybody blindly swipe cards without thinking about price. Zoomers are generally fine with it because they dislike math which is why so many people are debt slaves. Seeing more places that don't even want to put prices on their menus and argue with you when you ask or say \"I dunno until it is rung out\"."}
+{"text":"I think that if waiters want better salaries they should get a real job"}
+{"text":"Way to miss the point, retard. Businesses need to accept a smaller profit margin if they want to keep both staff and consumers. A waitress being able to afford rent and a poor guy being able to buy a family dinner out are directly affected because millionaires are not wanting to have a slightly smaller yacht. You're insane."}
+{"text":"how many local diners are owned by guys with a yacht? The majority of restaurants in the US are family owned, and even fast food locations are owned by local guys. The average number of McDonalds locations per owner is 4, and they are nowhere near yacht levels. You are just a stupid kid that got filled with Marxist bullshit, omgerd these billionaire diner owners are extracting the value of their workers!!! Fuck off."}
+{"text":"Thank you, brother. I shall behead the king and queen, and set fire to the board."}
+{"text":"Lucy was the only competent NHS practitioner if we're being quite honest"}
+{"text":"Malds about someone having a wife Malds about someone running a business Malds about someone getting a date Thinks everyone is bogdan if they don't like him holy shit Josh is a proper little mentalist isn't he? as well as a fat jewish paedophile."}
+{"text":"MIGGERS MUST BE SLAUGHTERED TO THE LAST MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD"}
+{"text":"Those shitskin rapists are just as American as you or me and I'll die to protect them."}
+{"text":"A police state would be based if it protected the citizens though. yeah and letting jews control every bank, business, and media entity would be based if they protected the goyim THOUGH."}
+{"text":"Saw this pic yesterday and I think my first thought was something like, if there's ever a civil war in America, yeeeah the radical right has got this."}
+{"text":"The suppressor might be fake, but if he has done NFA paperwork for a suppressor, he may as well SBR at this point too. They already have your fingerprints."}
+{"text":"Why does he have a stock on a 16 inch barrel?"}
+{"text":"I'm very surprised that almost all right wing Americans are hating on the illegal immigrants, but when the conversation is about niggers, they suddenly shut up. Your statistics clearly show most crime is done by niggers! But yet you say nothing, you never protest... That's rather pathetic behavior if you ask me..."}
+{"text":"iran has raised the red flag of revenge above the dome"}
+{"text":"Damn, for like the 3rd time in the past two weeks is craaaaaazy."}
+{"text":"Is this a practice they stole from Genghis Khan? Gods knows I wish he had conquered everything, we would all be much better off."}
+{"text":"someone post the 4chan guide to Iranian flaggotry"}
+{"text":"old news. Edit proves."}
+{"text":"I once met Iran behind a Ross Dress for Less."}
+{"text":"EURO BROS EVERYONE SHORT US TREASURY BONDS ALL AT THE SAME TIME IT’S THEIR ONE WEAK SPOT 11 TRILLION OF THEIR DEBT MADE AT 0% YIELD MATURES THIS YEAR"}
+{"text":"Willfully leaving out the time scale is fundamentally shill territory."}
+{"text":"shill image macro jesus christ piss back off to your dead containment board"}
+{"text":"please dump your reaction image folder into my otherwise boring shill thread k"}
+{"text":"buy my bags that loses 50% of value in 3 years yeah nah I am good with my Ag and Au you do you though"}
+{"text":"Clown world"}
+{"text":"2-year old with \"acquaintances\" Sure. Reprobates need to stop making out with toddlers, especially if they're non-virgins who have like 10 STIs."}
+{"text":"t.herpes virus"}
+{"text":"Mi abuela used to make out with me all the time when I was a kid Hot. Did she have a big, plump, caked up ass?"}
+{"text":"What demographic group does the acquaintance belong to?"}
+{"text":"never caught that crap even though my father has it. I guess it paid to be autist and avoid all physical contact even with parents"}
+{"text":"ahem"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Nescafe classico. I have my handy electric kettle sitting on the corner of my desk, and my jar of instant ready to go, so I can click a button and then a minute later have a hot cuppa waiting to be sipped while I take a smoke break and just enjoy the chaos."}
+{"text":"New thread! Order up!"}
+{"text":"Unemployment is UP for native born Americans: So why has the unemployment rate been rising for native-born Americans since President Donald Trump returned to the White House and falling for those born abroad? (I use 12-month averages here because the data aren’t seasonally adjusted and the seasonal patterns are different for native- and foreign-born workers.)"}
+{"text":"Pajeets are for shilling, niggers are for \"intercepting\" drones. They're so fucking cheap it just makes sense."}
+{"text":"To be fair I'd rate a nigger's life at least than the cost of a $200 drone"}
+{"text":"What are the probes you always see on the drones at the front? Antennas?"}
+{"text":"Feelers to set off the detonator for the explosive charge they carry"}
+{"text":"AI slop"}
+{"text":"Ah makes sense, for some reason I always thought they were remotely detonated. Horrifying."}
+{"text":"massacre in Tehran"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"i don't get it"}
+{"text":"op is reddit"}
+{"text":"No OP is a CIA kike"}
+{"text":"Chinks are one of the ugliest species, and cats are probably the cutest animals in the world. It's basically disgusting ugly creatures seething and killing beautiful ones because of the inherent inferiority"}
+{"text":"We know it's you OP."}
+{"text":"then shoot them. touching them and doing Mengele style torture experiments with them would increase the chance of contracting toxoplasmosis. plus it's crazy psychopath behaviour"}
+{"text":"Will he say the N-word?"}
+{"text":"grok is this real??"}
+{"text":"Trump demands Nobel committee give him a Peace Prize for not invading Greenland... Before it's too late."}
+{"text":"Of course it's real. If it wasn't it wouldn't be on the internet."}
+{"text":"He won't be able to match Macron's aura"}
+{"text":"Trump will say the nigger word and all EU kikes will kill themselves"}
+{"text":"Are the institutions so stacked against white men that if a young guy turned up looking even better than prime Delon, they'd get nothing? That white men of even a rare and high-tier pedigree can't even depend on the human bias towards good looks because the gatekeeping is so intense? Or am I being alarmist?"}
+{"text":"Well it is the reputation the browns (specifically jeets) have."}
+{"text":"It is their default, but just flatter a little and play in to their nonsense. Remember employment and the professional world is 80% LARP."}
+{"text":"Alain is gay btw"}
+{"text":"Yes it's over for us in the west, we have to go east if we want at least a chance to survive."}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"Islam is such a brilliant invention, a perfect system of control. You make earthly life so miserable, that the only thing the believers can look forward to is a paradise filled with things forbidden on this earth."}
+{"text":"pretty much everythings haram"}
+{"text":"There is no \"winning\" if muslims, indians, jews or any of these shitskins \"win\" the world will be turned into a global favela. They will make fires with your beautiful oak door, there will be no infrastructure, just a slow decay into nothingness. Do you think without whites they will make utopia? They will have no one to parasite, they will turn the entire world into a garbage dump and they also suffer, like those niggers crying in Africa for the white farmers to come back because without them they starve. There is no \"winning\"."}
+{"text":"You should stay in Saudi Arabia, nigger."}
+{"text":"they worship a jew, so yeah. intelligence and education in general directly threatens abrahamism which relies on stupidity on fluorish. the only reason it doesnt effect jews is because theyve managed to integrate it with their race (kalergi mutts) and do not prosletyze to outsiders."}
+{"text":"why are right wingers like this"}
+{"text":"What an awful person to go fight the cops for niggers when you are responsible for a six year old child"}
+{"text":"Who? Get the fuck off here with your e celeb bullshit."}
+{"text":"feminist news now Lol TFD"}
+{"text":"Well left was saying right does nothing so have fun"}
+{"text":"Moscovite Agents Gutting America are literally subhumans."}
+{"text":"This fucker really wants to destroy NATO and the west. He's 100% a Russian puppet"}
+{"text":"he wants it and he will have it."}
+{"text":"What he wants is to do is break NATO, thing that he agreed to help putin with in alaska"}
+{"text":"America has wanted Greenland since the 50s. You didn’t hear about it because no one made it a big issue before."}
+{"text":"Nato is fake and gay like you"}
+{"text":"so maybe europe needs to realize it needs to develop the means to protect itself instead looking for a new boot to lick"}
+{"text":"Based. The world must isolate Zionist America."}
+{"text":"He's a member of the united shitholes"}
+{"text":"CHYNA WILL DUMP THEIR ALLY TO JOIN KEKOLD EUROS WHO BETRAY THEIR ALLIES EVERY YEAR"}
+{"text":"Me, he monkey jungle ape, it's concerned about the world. Not about YOUR politics Not about YOU. It's not about YOU really. Can you understand this? Your brain assimilates it right? That does not revolves around you only. That there is a world, entire nations with different views and costumes and beliefs and religions and yes, each one have their value and strength. One more than others that's for sure but still all of them have their sting. And you are causing problems and failing to establish a good relationship with the World. AND THIS WILL LEAD EVERYBODY EVERYONE To Shit. And that's includes you. Yes, it will include you be sure about it."}
+{"text":"It really is over for burgerland The civil war will weaken them enough for Russian and China to obliterate them and rid the world of this cancer"}
+{"text":"europeans have made it clear that they prefer a Chinese man to an American man not surprising given Trump's latest posturing, but nice to have it codified at least"}
+{"text":"Why are they doing everything they can to keep this thing going? It's literally draining everything from money to resources to labor and they refuse to slow down. Why is it so urgent? A couple of shit pics with six fingers and cartoonishly nude celebrities? It's not even that great at labor replacement."}
+{"text":"The real use of Aai, which is helping to identify the faces of Palestinian children in rubble for more efficient bomb dropping just doesn't translate to the business world"}
+{"text":"It is quite possible that they will get acquired by ine of the companies you named in the coming years. definitely"}
+{"text":"Why are they doing everything they can to keep this thing going? Because people want to keep posting stuff like a realistic 10 second clip of Trump eating out a blue waffle while standing naked on Greenland with Epstein doing the macarena in the background. Don't you understand?"}
+{"text":"Then you are retarded and not understanding a single thing I am posting. Go and learn something about the topic you are discussing. Great headline you sent from ((Lichtenberg)). Actually spend some time and consider how it is actually useful. Also, get an ad blocker retard."}
+{"text":"bagholder spews his sales line It must be tiring trying to gaslight people into thinking something that can't spell or count will somehow replace engineers and doctors. I don't feel sorry for you."}
+{"text":"Okay deal"}
+{"text":"DANES HAVE DIVINE RIGHT ON THEIR SIDE CRUSADE AGAINST THE GREAT SATAN"}
+{"text":"hopefully this filters out all the amerigroid muttgolems pretending to be catholic on social media for chud points"}
+{"text":"Denmark can't defend Greenland and we aren't going to allow our adversaries have the ability to take it and use it as a staging area to attack us. I don't give a shit how much yurofaggots are upset by it."}
+{"text":"if I dont steal it someone else will"}
+{"text":"Connecticut seems nice but has the most income inequality and my city is 33% black and 42% Puerto Rican."}
+{"text":"At home? Zero, perks of living in rural Montana. Where I am know, how ever is 50% nigger Galveston Island is wildly different than white sulphur springs lol"}
+{"text":"So the west is the least black region"}
+{"text":"That 0.4% for Montana is all college athletes and air force niggers at malmstrom AFB. Only thing that keeps us from being the whitest state is the feather niggers, but they're pretty harmless."}
+{"text":"yes and most of them are in NV (8.6%) and CA (5.9%) as one would expect"}
+{"text":"My city looks so beautiful today"}
+{"text":"Pretty from far, but far from pretty"}
+{"text":"Long Live Europe!"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing that's long exposure pic my brother sent me his, but it didn't look as spectacular. It looked nice nonetheless"}
+{"text":"In 20 years, that church will be a mosque."}
+{"text":"Lucky"}
+{"text":"Even ladyboys hate Jews It's truly over"}
+{"text":"Hermaphroditus, Patron-God of transgenders and ladyboys son / daughter of Hermes, grandson / daughter of Zeus Hermes helped Zeus against Typhon (Yahweh), god of the jews History repeats itself."}
+{"text":"They do have to throw hands a lot in that business. The average ladyboy is probably a better fighter than your average man."}
+{"text":"no adams apple I'm so fucking hard right now~"}
+{"text":"one of the alleged attackers shouted: \"No Adam's apple, no Adam's apple.\" I can't believe this is real life"}
+{"text":"Kurva. I fucked up."}
+{"text":"Refuses to get out of character, even for her own safety. Many such cases."}
+{"text":"So after researching this story using words like them they and he she trousers and such I still can’t figure out what happened. Did a lady get raped in nut house or a dude get raped in looney bin or did a gay guy in a wig that look like a girl get bummed in the sanitarium It’s hard to care if you don’t know what is going on"}
+{"text":"Why does /pol/ love the EU so much despite them being behind mass immigration into Europe??"}
+{"text":"It is no surprise that average Europeans like you do not feel it. But the fundamental goal of the European Union was always to unite Europe into a single massive entity to counter US dominance. You can deny it all you want, but that is the historical reality. The problem is that the entity you built turned out to be a collective suicide machine. Under the guise of a comfy life, the EU forced mass migration upon your societies while choking your industries with endless regulations. You traded your long-term survival for social safety nets and bureaucracy. That is why every relevant big tech company today is in the US or Asia, while dozens of European nations can barely name one or two In short, Paradoxically, for Europe to survive, the European Union must be dismantled."}
+{"text":"I've been pointing it out for years. These are LARPers, they literally think they are ''the america'' and whatever flag you are, you are the leader of that country. This is a huge LARP for them. They take all the accomplishments of the territory they live in and act like they are the president and the billionaires even though in real life it's some loser NEET with no power. They take it a step further and they extend this LARP to be about history, they will literally act like they were there 500 years ago in the great battles and you personally insulted them on the battleground 500 years ago. It's pure mental illness. It's impossible to talk to Americans on this board. You talk about any topic and the second they get embarrassed or don't have an argument they retreat into this infantile LARP where they roleplay as the country of America and go ''ho ho ho, I am 100 the size of you! I am literally 250 years old dohoho, and I have nukes. Watch your tone or I will nuke you, puny country.'' It's the most insane cringe shit you've ever seen and that's just the normal discourse with Americans."}
+{"text":"Joder* me quedó mal el texto de escribir en el móvil pero espero que se entienda"}
+{"text":"of course but to counter it economically. the actual reason for europe's economic decline is that a huge part of europe's business model right after ww2 became copying USA's (which was unharmed by the war) inventions. letting the US invent thing, an especially letting them create the start-ups that push the inventions, and then adopting them for a homebrew version that economic model is largely responsible for what you describe. once europeans get it, things will change the EU will never be dismantled for as long as huge countries like USA, India, Russia and China exist. they are the glue that hold us together, come what may. nobody wants to get venezuela'd"}
+{"text":"all tribalism, including muh white power, is based on that. lacking personal accomplishments you try to steal the valor of your tribesmen and make it your own. moderate tribalism is rational as it is just defending your collective interests. but pol is pathetic"}
+{"text":"Masculinity should be the leading element of a society but in a balanced way. The fundamental nature of society should be an equitable union between the masculine and feminine, but males should be the leading edge of it"}
+{"text":"but males should be the leading edge of it Only if they look like this"}
+{"text":"The orange retard is gonna start WW3"}
+{"text":"start WW3 with a country WW with a country"}
+{"text":"2 and fooling retarded illiterate burgers is not an achievement"}
+{"text":"redacting the Epstein files"}
+{"text":"He got away with fucking kids on Epstein Island and gaslit all of his followers into defending it."}
+{"text":"ABSOLUTELY GAPED"}
+{"text":"GIVE US OUR LEBENSRAUM EUROIDS"}
+{"text":"Inb4 source"}
+{"text":"UKRAINE WILL BE THE START OF WW3 GAZA WILL BE THE START OF WW3 TRUMPS ELECTION WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE FALL OF IRAN WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE CAPTURE OF MADURO WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE ACQUISITION OF GREENLAND WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE DEATH OF RENEE GOOD WILL BE THE START OF WW3 still nothing I'm starting to think all this fear mongering is clickbait"}
+{"text":"what do you mean fear mongering? everyone here WISHES for ww3 so we cant start mass-killing niggers, politicans and kikes"}
+{"text":"In the coming months 2 more weeks will transpire approximately months/2 times"}
+{"text":"You know what they say: if you want something done right…."}
+{"text":"World war 3 has already started. The history books will mark all the events you mentioned as key milestones. The psychopaths running things aren’t stupid. A full out war like WW2 won’t fly with the public the same way it did then when you’ll have 24/7 video and coverage of brutal annihilation. It has to be a slow calculated burn."}
+{"text":"Where is her feminine cock?"}
+{"text":"Trump is unhinged More news at 6"}
+{"text":"Do it already, we're all sick of waiting. Sooner we can close the book on this shitshow the better."}
+{"text":"you will be pardoned when the day of the rake comes"}
+{"text":"At last you're no longer talking about the PDF files. Hiroshima is a greedy gook"}
+{"text":"That's nothing new... GlowBall-ist ZOG-Hawks, and (((their))) LickSpittals, have been Pimping (((That))) ZOG-Pogrom for decades. (at least since 1950's)"}
+{"text":"How could this happen, and so soon?!?"}
+{"text":"ALL HEIL KEK!"}
+{"text":"What did you expect? They are muslims. They thrive on conflict and violence."}
+{"text":"Is Assad coming back?"}
+{"text":"People thought the curse of Assad was over just because he left."}
+{"text":"He's too busy gaming"}
+{"text":"Benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government. But how do you find a worthy man?"}
+{"text":"I won't be like Francisco Franco. First of all, I will NOT give power to the faggot church. I will also not repress unique and indigenous languages and cultures and races like the Basque, he wiped them out and made them conform to become Spanish mutt vulgar latin mutts."}
+{"text":"The same way it has been done for thousands of years: prepare daddy's special boy from birth to inherit the throne no matter his faults"}
+{"text":"I will rule with an iron fist and I will wage war"}
+{"text":"Says you, faggot. That's just some bullshit some dipshit said."}
+{"text":"But how do you find a worthy man? Not possible, we need a benevolent AI."}
+{"text":"'nuff said"}
+{"text":"everyones been acting like George McFly"}
+{"text":"they are tho they're sending troops to Greenland"}
+{"text":"Remember who the people calling you bootlickers are."}
+{"text":"sorry faggot the earth is round and you're a pedophile defender your life is over after orange faggot croaks"}
+{"text":"I WANT TO MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER thanks for your input"}
+{"text":"Federal employees should be able to execute people for not complying with their orders"}
+{"text":"If these people could actually name their neighbours I might pay more attention"}
+{"text":"fascism is a leftist ideology, numbnuts."}
+{"text":"become totally reliant on a global superpower to wipe your ass destroy your own industries, militaries, nationalism, demographics because we're not heckin barbarians support global superpower in every one of their intervention projects since it doesn't affect you they turn on you and want a piece of your ass now VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW!!! WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE!!! WE'RE HECKIN ALLIES, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO US!! THINK OF OUR SHARED VALUES!!! What exactly was the plan? Hope and pray the US stays benevolent towards you forever while you don't have to think about anything?"}
+{"text":"Europe needs a King. Only a King can fight against shadow oligarchies and \"democratic\" tyrants. Because a King has what they don't. Legitimacy. Since I possess the superior intellect, strength and charisma of a King, I hereby humbly volunteer for the position."}
+{"text":"And Russia is now majority muslim only 13% of the population (which are natives) are Muslim in Russia majority muslim take meds, Cyganescu"}
+{"text":"They are a generation who have never seen suffering or hardship. So its easy to manipulate, control and swindle them."}
+{"text":"Anon this is about France no one gives a shit if ruskies or amerimutts disappear but is good thing anyway"}
+{"text":"name one thing the EU relies on the US for that we couldn't obtain from someone else or otherwise build a new supply chain within months."}
+{"text":"Russia is just one huge Appalachia. Almost everyone lives like a peasant in Russia, they haven't evolved since the 1800s."}
+{"text":"Do you lazy fucker understand that it is not cherry picking when that is a common sight in russia?"}
+{"text":"I love Russians Slava = glory Slavs are glorious white men and I love that /pol/ queen sharp smart and telling truth"}
+{"text":"Russia will lose the current war"}
+{"text":"welcome, newfriend."}
+{"text":"Russis is the swamps. Appalachia is the Hills. Hills have eyes"}
+{"text":"MY STOMP CLAP HUSBAND *SHAKES ASS* IS *BEGINS DANCING AN IRISH JIG* DEAD!"}
+{"text":"She's made for BBC"}
+{"text":"Well if your husband/wife dies, its only human to grieve for their loss and get extremely depressed."}
+{"text":"I've never seen a happier woman than Erika Kirk"}
+{"text":"We all grieve in different ways"}
+{"text":"Listen Tiffaneigh, I know you miss your dad but mommy has to go on her second tour now so please stop crying"}
+{"text":"It funny how people don’t mention Israel was the one that wanted to end the 12 days war, obviously because they didn’t have enough arrow and thaad air defence missiles They hit Iran water nuclear reactor, to show them they are not afraid to even destroy all of it or even attacking their nuclear power plan, and Iran just baked down. It that simple, arrow and thaad missiles are complex and kind new things, absolutely not easy to make and take time. It already been over half year, time fly by, I assume Iran it least get 50 new ballistic missiles launcher, maybe from China, so Israel destroy dozens of their launcher don’t mean a lot Even without nukes, ballistic missiles can hurt, a lot… especially if you don’t have enough of air defense missiles"}
+{"text":"They did? source?"}
+{"text":"They are cool though, here is an Iron Dome missile seeker head i picked up when doing bomb disposal in the West Bank. Not IDF, I'm an anglo-jew, this was with landmines international."}
+{"text":"Some bombs and shIt i cleaned up from the kibbutz I was based at."}
+{"text":"jews vs brown jews lawsuit"}
+{"text":"Snako and Nice Fuentez just linked up, need it or Sneed it?"}
+{"text":"Um I thought the democrats just wanted free healthcare…?"}
+{"text":"Damn, that's fucked. Why do our governments hate us?"}
+{"text":"good job Virgina you played yourselves..."}
+{"text":"we just compete better says dalit shitskins jeet the competition is literally telling white men to get off the field and let shitskins unilaterally win the game"}
+{"text":"Virginia is becoming south africa"}
+{"text":"it happens in all states not just virginia there are official stats that say 90% of black women with degrees are employed by the government"}
+{"text":"It snowed in Russia"}
+{"text":"that's a lot of white phosphorus"}
+{"text":"Do what Napoleon couldnt do"}
+{"text":"only if you're really chosen by God, go ahead and try."}
+{"text":"I never knew you could train a cat to do that, wow!"}
+{"text":"Jews won"}
+{"text":"He is actually a German model (retired) with a degree in Islamic studies"}
+{"text":"They don't seem to understand this. I actually don't think they are capable of understanding this."}
+{"text":"Germans are the real Jews so yes the Jews will win."}
+{"text":"That's not a semite though. He's a convert. Not even a convert either, its the german model/author named Lorenz Just. just simply a model doing what models do, posing in clothes to earn money from clothing brands."}
+{"text":"Go back to pretending to be white with your jews from israel pretending to be Swedes under the name Jonna on twitter. Nobody with an IQ higher than 80 believes in nordic israelism."}
+{"text":"THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"thanks. good thread anon. Ive seen some videos by \"Jaydreamer\" on youtube where he talks about the \"plasma apocalypse\" very interesting stuff. Also I have this pdf I want to check out As well as the \"Adam and Eve story\" i want to read too. Any thoughts on the Oera linda being real or fake? I think it makes more sense that people survived the great flood around the world, rather than just noah was the only survivor."}
+{"text":"Ive seen some videos by \"Jaydreamer\" on youtube where he talks about the \"plasma apocalypse\" very interesting stuff. never heard of the guy, quick rundown? i want to read too. sure go ahead, read as much as you can. many good books out there."}
+{"text":"Again, if it were weak enough to have red auroras hit Mexico, we both would have bigger fish to fry right now. Negger."}
+{"text":"for the first time since 2011 syria might be united onesagain! but this time under the green not the red."}
+{"text":"Idk what people expect trump to do with the situation he inherited. Invade Syria? Do another regime change proxy war? Trump is right to stay out of this shit and let Syria try to rebuild."}
+{"text":"Actually the new regime is already BTFO'ing druze and kurds for being foriegn puppets. Sharaa may have made deals with America, but it was the druze and kurds that accepted faggotry and feminism with open arms. I disagree, without outside invasion its unlikely. Unlike Iran and Iraq and other groups, Syria is not as fractured. Syria was under minority Alawite/Nusayri rule when Assad was in power. The Kurds and Druze are also minorities. The vast majority are Arab Sunnis who care less for those other groups. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"FUCKIN GG!"}
+{"text":"I like how the last major arabic tribe just fliped and now kurts are fucked in the ass from behinde"}
+{"text":"only that weird orange paint"}
+{"text":"prevent"}
+{"text":"Yeah, looks like he wasn't. Else you wouldn't be talking about a lawyer he hired once instead. One of Trump's lawyers is Alan Dershowitz by the way, Epstein's lawyer."}
+{"text":"if that was what you're implying it was then it would cost way more."}
+{"text":"that's the flight costs, not what was on it"}
+{"text":"That last paragraph. Holy shit you cannot be serious."}
+{"text":"You're forcing this really hard and it's obvious."}
+{"text":"For gay fellahs that love cock and are part of a crumbling empire and alliance"}
+{"text":"nafo is the gayest shit ever, the best part of the ukraine war was when a bunch of them got smoked by a russian missile for posting their location online"}
+{"text":"Just 2 more heckerino weeks my fellow fago!"}
+{"text":"Does the F stand for Fag?"}
+{"text":"For russki mir? (;"}
+{"text":"They basically took apu apustaja online culture, copied it, replaced the frog by a doggo, and made it extremely gay and cringe. naturally this includes tattoos"}
+{"text":"Since ancient times wars that werent solved in 1-2 big fights ended in years of brutal grinding with even slower land taking from the enemy, usually ending in a last stand on the defeated side's stronghold Now in Syria in the span of 14 months after years of nothing happening a faction just streamroll thousands of kilometers in the matter of days without enemy resistance Kurds that are supposed to had heavily fortified their positions for 15 years now are just surrending without shooting a single bullet Same stuff for Yemen where a faction controlling 2/3 of the country disappeared in like 24 hours All modern wars at least from the first Iraq one are staged. There are no other explanations"}
+{"text":"this is very linear-brained. you can only ever understand things superficially and in sequential increments. look into complex adaptive systems and chaos theory. that's how the world actually works"}
+{"text":"They probably didn’t have enough troops and were caught by surprise, so the only option was to retreat in small groups and try to form a defensive line to hold the enemy back. Think about it, today we can deploy a million soldiers overseas in a short time. We have trucks, machine guns, and modern logistics. Territory can be taken and enemies can be killed far more quickly"}
+{"text":"I dont know how wars work the post"}
+{"text":"Its because hezbollah ans houthis were the backbone of Syria and Yemen. With their entire leadership getting killed while saving backstabbing Sunnis, there is a vacuum in their powerstructure and they fell easily."}
+{"text":"its so tiersome"}
+{"text":"I love her so much bro. It's a shame i will never find someone that looks pretty and has a sense of humor."}
+{"text":"Shut up kike"}
+{"text":"Her eyes have the panoramic view feature built-in."}
+{"text":"She is only famous around here because she is the posterchild of being a fucking amerimutt. And she posts a ton of ads"}
+{"text":"Make ai porn of her. Stop taking her seriously. Bye xD"}
+{"text":"People hated the military for being drafted into Vietnam People volunteered to join the military to police US citizens and harass are allies. I will not give any of you faggots money when you end up inevitably homeless. No respect for anyone serving the military post end of Afghanistan War."}
+{"text":"BIRCS shill on a VPN You faggots are everywhere"}
+{"text":"nobody cares about you"}
+{"text":"Is that dolphin porn?"}
+{"text":"what is a dolphin porn?"}
+{"text":"China number wan"}
+{"text":"Makes total sense."}
+{"text":"Which reveals a lot of the thought processes in which trump emphatically wages 'diplomacy'. He believes, that every government is a fascistic government, and that the independent nobel committe, being situated in norway, means that norway is giving him the finger, for not giving him the nobel peace prize. Which he has said many times he wanted. Greenland, is not owned by norway, co owned by inuits in greenland and the kingdom of denmark. Which is NOT part of kingdom of norway, though they did have the kalmar union where norway and denmark ganged up on norway and made sweden be ruled by norway and denmark, from denmark or norway, taking turns. But that is centuries ago. NORWAY HAS NO CONTROL the norwegian government has no control of what an independent organization in norway does. Because they are not FASCISTS. in that the government does not control the actual corporations, and organizations there. Only those responsible for the nobel laureates do. He thinks the nobel committe, is run by norway. And norwegian government is why he didn't get nobel peace prize, and he is TARIFFING NORWAY entire country because of this which he admits. Not only in his ridiculous statement. BUT FURTHER PROOF OF IT, is found in this video, pic related."}
+{"text":"There is NOTHING about the nobel organization that is about what norwegians prefer to see, or as an instrument of the norwegian government. TECHNICALLY ANY NATION could setup an organization inside them and give out any prize they want. The very reason that NOBEL is such a prestigious organization is that no matter what norwegians feel personally about anything internationally. It is usually so correct in who it nominates that anyone goes. 10/10 i understand perfectly. It is good at picking those who DESERVE that award. Trump could setup his own award in usa and give himself it all the time. The trump president of peace prize goes to trump everytime. However the nobel committe also strongly feel it will not be MANIPULATED to give awards out to certain people that certain regimes would like them given to, cause it would defeat the purposes of the organization. THEY ARE STRONGLY REFUSING TO BE INTERNATIONALLY MANIPULATED. But they have nothing to do with the norwegian government or the norwegian people in general, except it is based in norway, and norwegians are generally very nice people. But if they disagreed with it, the nobel laureate could not give a fuck. ITS JUST THE FIRST TIME IN ITS ENTIRE HISTORY anyone has, and including being upset it wasn't given to him instead, And then manipulating the one it was given to to give it to him instead. AND WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER IN 2 AM slamming entire norway for it and threatening it and announcing with economic warfare on top of it. For not giving it to him. So i hope that even for 5 year olds, that's as clear as it can possibly get! Thank you for reading it if you have. ' AND WHAT A PATHETIC JOKE OF A MAN you are to even try to do this.. He fundamentally doesn't understand the principle of the nobel peace prize, he's just angry they didn't give it to him."}
+{"text":"AND I DO NEED TO REMIND USA; that you are ruled by a A FASCIST TODDLER who doesn't understand this. And thinks that norwegian government is in control of minds and processes and every way of doing and saying of every norwegian citizen and company and organization in norway. THAT IS HOW HE SEES IT, and that is how he views his role as president of usa too. He is in control and all citizens of usa is his bitch. As he thinks norwegian government control directly the nobel committe. THAT IS THE REAL SITUATION, thanks for coming to my ted talk however sad this one might fucking be. But that is the reality we now live in. CAUSE HE SENT THE LETTER EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID, and to remove all doubts about a 2 am rant and he was fucking idiotic at that point and needed to sleep on it. When interviewed he explained exactly same thing! that norway fucked him for not giving him peace prize, so now ENTIRE SCANDINAVIA IS GOING TO BE TARGETTED BY USA FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE till they give him greenland. for the next 6 months till june. And then he's going to increase it if they didn't give him greenland at that time. Greenland btw. which is NOT part of kingdom of norway, but kingdom of denmark, and the inuits who co control greenland alongside them as they have for CENTURIES BEFORE USA EVEN EXISTED AS A COUNTRY. And do i call the us president a DUMB FAT ORANGE, yes, it's the least you can let me do after forcing me to explain all this to him/you. Cause there's WAY TOO MANY OF YOU who are as stupid as him, and it's a SHAME for america that you are allowed to voice your oppinion when it is that FUCKING STUPID! you make freedom of speech look like the most retarded invention in all human history. When it is meant to platform the wisest, you platform the DUMBEST INSTEAD. TRUMP and his desire to shut down and destroy anyone who doesn't agree with him, is the precise reason why free speech should exist to begin with. NOT FOR INTERNET TROLLS AND BAD FAITH RAGE BAIT SCUM!"}
+{"text":"He is a meglomaniac."}
+{"text":"and STUPID, truly dumber than a 5 year old, and he is running usa into the ground. He will DESTROY The entire us economy, because it's not based on 'others robbing you'. Infact if usa didn't rob europe on the regular you can shave up about 1/3rd of your entire gdp. And he has convinced you by the same kind of stupidity with which he is now going after norway and the nobel prize committe, that he doesn't understand ANY OF IT, or he lies so much to refuse to pay higher taxes, which is the ONLY REASON FOR THE US DEFICIT WHATSOEVER, is too low taxes on rich fucks like him. It's not canada, it's not mexico, not europe not greenland not anything else but that. But if you realize this, it's over and they going to be taxed 60% to make up for too low taxes for 40 years, to avoid us bankruptcy. HE DECIDES in his infinite wisdom as he has relayed the only thing that stops him is his own morals, that he is going to 'protect usa' by robbing everyone else. USA and everybody else need protecting from rich fucking idiots like himself. Who has run the HIGHEST GDP NATION into the ground by undertaxation, mass immigration (salaries low, rent high as fuck) and think robbing venezuela or whatever is going to get him out of the tax woodchipper to take FROM HIM AND OTHERS what they have robbed from american people and through usa from every other nation, and then put in their own pocket, and go -40 trillion HOW'D THAT HAPPEN, must be norway. WE DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS AMERICAN TODDLER; it's serious consequences now if this fuckwit doesn't back down, and he going to figure that out at davos. YOU ROB EVERYONE ELSE; you didn't pay your own bills. DO NOT ROB EVERYONE ELSE, let the american public eat you instead for what you have done, if you don't increase taxes on the mega rich. AND NOONE WILL HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T Everybodys got bills to pay, so do the rich people in usa, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOU TO RUN. Try rob the small ones. NO."}
+{"text":"/pol/ humor thread fat piggy chud eats shit edition"}
+{"text":"She deserved it. Also you lost, trannoid.."}
+{"text":"When Renee Good died, her soul went to the same place that Charlie Kirk's did. YOU know where I'm talking about!"}
+{"text":"betrayed Iranians betrayed Kurds betrayed Ukranians betrayed Europe betrayed Japan betrayed South Korea betrayed American working class didn't betray Israel and tech oligarchs Kneel!"}
+{"text":"i think the most surprising part in this is japan is still boot licking despite spending decades larping about hating americans"}
+{"text":"vile rich pedophile oligarch is vile. this says a lot about our society."}
+{"text":"Are you tired of winning yet?"}
+{"text":"OH NO -1% BILLIONS AND BILLIONS LOST"}
+{"text":"I'll just buy the dip. Thank you donald."}
+{"text":"OCCUPY WALLSTREET NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"}
+{"text":"All my stock is in AMD, so yes. Selling now."}
+{"text":"They can't not just print moar to keep the fraud going"}
+{"text":"Women's rights are incompatible with civilization and society. 1. Women are on average more emotional than men. This causes them to be less rational, voting purely on feelings. 2. Women's sexual selection does nothing for society and is probably worse for it (Dark Triad and hybristophilia)."}
+{"text":"Is this for all people or specifically women's selection?"}
+{"text":"Women are unable to evaluate what would actually be in their interest you retard. This is why societies where women have rights are collapsing. You know, due to things like not breeding and letting in millions of brown rapists like you into our countries. Does that help clarify how women are too retarded to even be able to vote in their own self-interest? Here is another example. Women think they want to have jobs but what they actually want to do is not work at all, have big allowances, and socialize all day in between doing minor errands like driving their kids places. But instead they voted for the opposite thing where they have to work as much as men and as a result women's mental health has never been worse. They literally have no fucking clue as to what might actually be good for them."}
+{"text":"driving their kids places. You know, due to things like not breeding lmfao Millions of brown rapists are unable to evaluate what would actually be in their best interest. They're too retarded to not leech and stab. What they really want is gainful employment and integration into Western Values like endlessly coping and projecting their own moralfaggotry onto clear enemies."}
+{"text":"It was a jewish ad campaign"}
+{"text":"The cunning of a brown man and a white woman are different things, although they share median IQ distribution."}
+{"text":"Maybe this falling out with the US will force Europe to prioritise its security, regardless of climate goals Lad, its in the German costitution, yes the wrote much net zero into the fucking constitution of a country."}
+{"text":"Wenn du statt Moskau Paris nimst bin ich dabei,."}
+{"text":"Don't worry not one brit or white person will take a scratch if we do that."}
+{"text":"After successful mission, German military ends short deployment."}
+{"text":"People can vote for AfD if they want though Yeah, that's why talks about banning them for being \"anti-constitutional\" never stop, so that choice gets removed from the ballot. It's like if Labour or the Tories tried to ban Reform UK, because they don't like that the people don't want to vote for them anymore. When will the self-declared \"centrist\" parties finally be forced to admit, that they themselves are the extremists, that have lost contact with their people? It didn't need to be that way: Protect the borders, strengthen your economy and don't try to force your fringe ideology on the people against their declared will. Has that make it through? Fuck, that's this country's death sentence. Only to tame the socialist climate gods in their heads."}
+{"text":"why are eurocucks like this"}
+{"text":"errmrmm uhhh gay? BBC? err??? Please!!! I can't anymore! HAHAHHAHAHHAHA"}
+{"text":"are you in denial? it looks like they are extremely gay IN GERMANY. is pic related about you?"}
+{"text":"Why even bring up George Washington? He would hate modern America, he wanted the country be a racially white outpost of western civilization, modern America is nothing like what he envisioned"}
+{"text":"somali flag \"george washington would hate you\" why are you brownoids so obsessed with america?"}
+{"text":"Dont you have an entire state in the hands of basically somali scammers? Thats not what George Washington would like, I think he would support destruction of modern America with a passion modern people would find hard to match"}
+{"text":"Isn't every day a bit unnecessary?"}
+{"text":"Literally why would you care about this as a straight man?"}
+{"text":"with wool every week"}
+{"text":"Twice a day"}
+{"text":"I have BO so everyday. Would love to find a chick that changes them only once a week. The smell would be divine."}
+{"text":"Yeah I wash my feet like five times a day so should I change my socks five times a day too?"}
+{"text":"Why does Xi Jinping fear Sanae Takaichi so much?"}
+{"text":"Nah man, keeping real estate as a speculative investment while people are homeless is basic CIV 101"}
+{"text":"The Cart Titan used to be cute...CUTE!"}
+{"text":"that bitch looks demonic and is controlled opposition"}
+{"text":"/d/ flashback"}
+{"text":"Thanks Trump, keep imposing more tarrifs."}
+{"text":"This thread never gets old."}
+{"text":"This last year was my largest returns since I started investing in 2012. An absolute banger of a year in the market. Daily dips are a bummer, but Trump's broad-stroke economics have been unassailable since 2017."}
+{"text":"It’s all so tiresome"}
+{"text":"Well it's a big club and your not a part of it"}
+{"text":"Market did this last year when the huge list of tarrifs were announced. Then about a week later it shot up to the moon and is up about 30% since then. It's even still up on the year almost 2% after today even though we're only in the third week of January. My personal account is up over 150% since Trump took office. Basically OP you're a huge retard and a gay faggot. And not even American, yet you're here crying about US stocks. I would pity you if I cared about you at all."}
+{"text":"Ameribros is this true?"}
+{"text":"You fap to gay porno and own a dragon dildo"}
+{"text":"trump should bomb these retarded sandniggers"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Goddamn him! They told him to keep it a secret! Remember we had that special vote last year about whether or not we should tell him our little secret? I voted no because I knew this shit would happen."}
+{"text":"Nooooo, they're arresting the poor child rapists!! Genuinely, why are White Women like this? I've never seen another demographic this insane"}
+{"text":"Well said. I wish more people would realize they've been played their entire lives, and stop feeding into it."}
+{"text":"It’s hard to explain but it absolves you of a sense of mortality? Animal instinct? If you “care” about people so much you feel light and ethereal. It’s almost an andrenaline high off of the moral righteousness."}
+{"text":"Touché."}
+{"text":"No, one of your faggot lib brother got arrested."}
+{"text":"She looks Jewish."}
+{"text":"It’s not illegal to protest, miga cucks. It’s protected by the 1st amendment!!"}
+{"text":"Technically you could face charges under both the KKK act and the FACE Act for denying people the ability to worship freely and infringing on their constitutional rights. You can protest, but you also cannot infringe on the rights of others while you do so."}
+{"text":"dead man walking"}
+{"text":"Surely he had nothing to do with it. He just randomly walked in at the exact right moment"}
+{"text":"be zesty nigger name is Lemon"}
+{"text":"no protesting isnt protecred by the first peacefully assembling is protected, provided youre not a pinkerton deuch"}
+{"text":"What should I do with this as a 22 year old?"}
+{"text":"Why an ETF and not an index fund?"}
+{"text":"I keep 250k in a checking account"}
+{"text":"just put it into a cash equivalent ETF and live with mom and dad until you can afford to buy an apartment. you can probably get a shitty 1 bedroom for $500k. there's zero point in gambling on stonks or metals with such a pitiful amount of money. also"}
+{"text":"Closer to four. t. under/unemployed since mid 2024 and living mostly on savings"}
+{"text":"First thing to do is get an investment TFSA and max out your contribution space, allowing you to invest with and grow that money tax free."}
+{"text":"people just forgot that this guy got fucking SHOT IN THE NECK how have normies already memory holed this? This still boggles my mind"}
+{"text":"People only cared because they could use it to get people fired, and that didn't even last"}
+{"text":"Getting shot isnt newsworthy in America"}
+{"text":"Because normalfags are algorithm people. They just consume whatever slop information that gets fed to them by a computer. They only live in the moment."}
+{"text":"People get shot in the neck everyday. You post some cryptic photo of some random dude. Ok(?)"}
+{"text":"I remember mutts spamming about upcoming race war and \"there will be consequences\" big boy talk, turns out timmies don't do shit after all"}
+{"text":"So here's Jake Lang at the wall and at last weeks viral incident. This Christian(Jew) \"Fascist\" was intentionally TRYING to get RAPED by the black mob to rile all the white people up. He's literally spreading his own legs."}
+{"text":"Why are French women willingly submitting to invaders??"}
+{"text":"defines the goyim as animals has to commit what he says is beastiality to sustain his little thieving, child molesting gang You people are so ridiculous"}
+{"text":"French women are fucking disgusting."}
+{"text":"I'm not Jewish. This is my own observation regarding this behavior."}
+{"text":"why do french men allow any of this at all? Look at football fans of world cup in France. All white cheer for black man who succeeds. What do you expect?"}
+{"text":"Blacks didn't invade france. Really I doubt they have the military to do an invasion. Blacks are the french person's god."}
+{"text":"don't question the authenticty of this"}
+{"text":"orbital rendezvous and docking calculations were something Aldrin could do on paper. thats one reason they had him on the first attempted landing in case comms were lost and the AGC took a shit. nasa had been performing it since project Gemini"}
+{"text":"i know it looks fake but you can see it yourself with a telescope"}
+{"text":"No global superpower did when it would be the easiest way to discredit the USA at the time and moving forward. We would be the laughing stock of the world yet nothing from the Russians or Chinese. Their silence is the greatest proof."}
+{"text":"Commies hate when you bring the moon landing.. they wanted USSR to go there so bad, LMAO EVEN. commies get the rope, cry more. Nazis put the first man on the moon, lol"}
+{"text":"Funny thing is, they’re mocking the dysfunction of liberal American cities while very likely being shitlibs themselves"}
+{"text":"What are we waiting for? Just send in the troops and it’s ours in a day"}
+{"text":"Fucking idiot, defending your land is the very definition of being a Nationalist. Fucking fat retard macdonald grease low IQ jellybelly no muscle American shit!"}
+{"text":"There is no difference between libs and reps to the rest of the world. America is a one party state masquerading as a democracy."}
+{"text":"send in the troops I really, really hope the US sends the troops in"}
+{"text":"Scientists are rethinking what cattle are capable of after an Austrian cow named Veronika was found to use tools with impressive skill. The discovery, reported by researchers in Vienna, suggests cows may have far greater cognitive abilities than previously assumed. Veronika, a cow living in a mountain village in the Austrian countryside, has spent years perfecting the art of scratching herself using sticks, rakes, and brooms."}
+{"text":"I love watching jews get killed. I sometimes sit and eat, while seeing videos and pictures of dead jews over and over, until I want to do it myself"}
+{"text":"What a barbaric \"people\""}
+{"text":"similar to jews"}
+{"text":"as if india didn't kill any animals retard"}
+{"text":"We should put you animals down by nuking your terrible continent. The world would suffer a nuclear poointer but it'd be worth it"}
+{"text":"Silver/Goldfags winning...Fiatniggers BTFO WE WARNED YOU"}
+{"text":"yeah the planned destruction is on its way insane how Davos and Israel always get what it want"}
+{"text":"Bring on the discounts. I'm sitting on a pile of cash I've been waiting on an entry for."}
+{"text":"that is some good news the japanese are smart we should all take sweden as an example of what NOT to do: Sweden's 7-year, 98.8% cash-free, CBDC pilot just failed Swedish officials said a sole-CBDC was a national security threat, only enriched the already-rich and cut the vulnerable entirely out of society. fucking kek"}
+{"text":"The coins i bought last north for 90CAD are 140CAD today. Why wait?"}
+{"text":"The problem with this is always the same: When you can buy real, hard assets with imaginary currency, everyone will eventually do exactly that and exit the currency. It's only value will be in how fast you can convert it into gold. The situation that you can buy monetary metals with fiat currency is actually insane if you think about it. They would never allow it if they could stop it because it pulls back the curtain on the fiction. If they said you can buy anything with these new fiat dollars except gold, gold becomes the currency overnight because it establishes itself as above the fiat by not having restrictions in how it's valued. This is the ultimate puzzle they have been trying to solve and never manage. It's why Greenspan said \"they must make it's holding illegal\" because that is the only way it works."}
+{"text":"Confirmed (you) are paying the tariffs Americans."}
+{"text":"think of how much coffee gets consumed in america and the fact we make none of it Good thing we have Venezuela now, I guess."}
+{"text":"Just grow your own coffee."}
+{"text":"It is retarded though, this anon gets it: You wouldn't see the effects of tariffs unless they were sustained for 1-3 years to give domestic companies time to leverage the advantage and be able to offer cheaper products. Or maybe Trump underestimated the level of shit american consumers are willing to eat just to keep CONSOOMING which is also a very bad thing to let companies know."}
+{"text":"are you retarded? the EU imports nearly a trillion of US goods and services every year."}
+{"text":"Never ask /pol/ why it has a million jeet, jew, Trump, America hate threads but zero goatfucker hate threads."}
+{"text":"because no ones stood up to them since 2019 sadly"}
+{"text":"The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery, black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Was it on that day that you raped your own kids as well mudbrain?"}
+{"text":"Cuz we're so powerless we can't even stop the little snot drop, Isn'treal."}
+{"text":"How did Hamas outperform CIA when it comes to social media warfare?"}
+{"text":"Leave Greenland to me."}
+{"text":"Leave Greenland to m-ACK Fock off, mick."}
+{"text":"Now this is what I call based."}
+{"text":"Based age gapper"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo cunny is mighty cold."}
+{"text":"No, for cute Greenland waifus (drops you to your death on the sattelite dish)"}
+{"text":"what is the realistic future of this"}
+{"text":"New alliance to counter NATO Don't leave NATO Do you smell the odor of shit ?"}
+{"text":"Better to have China as your overlords than Muslims."}
+{"text":"Are yuropeons jumping in bed with the chi-comms to own Trump and America? lol you fucking retards, might as well shoot both your feet off at the knee with a shotgun."}
+{"text":"The anglo becomes as amoral as the chinaman when his ego is bruised."}
+{"text":"From what I understood it would be based on the coalition of the willing"}
+{"text":"explains why he has become such a good goy lately."}
+{"text":"Venti She is an old hag now, pedophilia to her probably is a 20yo and a 30yo Fuck these roasties"}
+{"text":"Never, ever, egirls"}
+{"text":"Nick is the Future of the Grand Ol’ Party!"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Israel is behind the train accident in Spain that left 40 dead yesterday."}
+{"text":"people fall for this Hahahaha nice ESL pajeet SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM!!!"}
+{"text":"it didn't happen but it should have"}
+{"text":"The Tabernacle Of Moloch is not God's chosen."}
+{"text":"Allow me."}
+{"text":"The Grand Inquisitor did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"In the most recent event where some black lady was telling a white lady to mind her business in on the subway but then when the white lady left and doors closed she called them the N WORD, who was in the wrong?"}
+{"text":"COLLAGE AND LEARNIN'S FOR LEFTISTS TRANNY MARXIST COMMIE FAGS why are they like this, and how do they reconcile this with being bossed around by people with a degree?"}
+{"text":"im white and have blond hair and i make $150k/yr wfh"}
+{"text":"how much do you make a year? in USD not rupees."}
+{"text":"money is not a flex, jew"}
+{"text":"College does indeed turn people into commie fags."}
+{"text":"i don't know what they're teaching you, but it's all wrong and twisted up."}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"thats fucking awesome. I hope it goes through. fuck Israel fuck Trump and fuck this corrupt shithole country"}
+{"text":"i cant wait to see ICE posted up outside the stadium checking papers"}
+{"text":"Why do you care? De Gaulle once said that the French have nuclear weapons, and those can be targeted in all directions. Trump would not fire nukes himself, but give orders to other to do it. They would tell him no... bad idea. Trump has not said anything about nukes. You eurotrash really are delusional paranoid schizophrenics."}
+{"text":"Ah yes just like he’s not able to attack another country or impose tariffs without congressional approval right"}
+{"text":"I hope our media boycotts it too by not showing it on TV or talking about it at all. Literally no one in America cares about the World Cup anyway except all the foreign invaders that Biden let in and their anchor babies. Soccer is, was, and forever will be, GAY, world without end, Amen."}
+{"text":"US the vast bulk of NATO’s defense since its inception, allowing them to enjoy all the social programs, including the “free” healthcare that they so love to patronize us about Since 1980, the US has spent $22 trillion more on NATO’s defense than the rest of NATO combined After decades of carrying the EU on our backs, the nanosecond we start telling them to start carrying their own weight, they immediately start offering back alley blowies to China so they can continue being a collective of dependent do-nothings Yeah, you can fuck right off. With “allies” like you, who needs enemies?"}
+{"text":"Lol"}
+{"text":"USA is the birthplace of the millionaire nigger athlete, AIDS patient zero, NAMBLA, epstein, institutionalized niggerworship, HFCS goysloppery, etc. it's beyond me why anyone chooses to ally with this godforsaken nigger hellhole of a \"nation.\""}
+{"text":"good. trump is a white nigger"}
+{"text":"It is more complicated. Recently there was a bit \"bad blood\" between EU and China, when government of Netherlands seized Nexperia. That event makes EU less attractive place for chinese investments. Because of erratic behavior of USA government (mostly D.Trump), USA became less attractive place for foreigin investments. Including Chinese. Now with that Greenland thing, relations between USA and EU becomes more volatile. Which also makes EU as unattractive place for foreign investments. So far, Hungary managed to attract a lot of chinese money. And V.Orban is in VERY good relations with D.Trump. Way better than Baltics. Despite that Baltics purchase LNG from USA, while Hungary purchases it from Russia. Now E.Macron expresses that China should invest more in EU. Question would be: why? From economical perspective, France have stable energy prices (they did not closed their nuclear reactors as Germany did). Unemployment rate is also quite high, at around 7%. Enough of workforce (in theory). Still, not sure why chinese would want to do it, as EU as market is expected to shrink."}
+{"text":"these films were not mere films They were the dying breaths of White Christian Civilization."}
+{"text":"The last vestiges of Paganism within Christianity. Now the transformation is complete. Modernity is what Rabbi Jesus wanted all along."}
+{"text":"paganism author was a devout Catholic inserted Christian symbolism into his work"}
+{"text":"today in 2026, LOTR's replacement was GOT which main plot point was the lead blond heroine getting plowed by a Mongol horse barbarian"}
+{"text":"I'm well aware. Reread what I wrote."}
+{"text":"Yeah im sure the elves and the dwarfs are very christian bro"}
+{"text":"racism is seriously getting out of hand. 4chan and its enabling of this behavior have been a disaster for the human race"}
+{"text":"everytime i go on a euro/british newsite all the news is about america, why?"}
+{"text":"And yet you gobble it all up and come post here about America on and American site"}
+{"text":"Nobody wants to see your shitty decaying reddit knock off Go back if you don't like it Commie kike spawn"}
+{"text":"America is the funny niece that keeps doing gay shit"}
+{"text":"it's just cheaper to copy content and talking points, tvs love that"}
+{"text":"I ask the same question. Then I find the newsreaders are Americans, sometimes not even with British citizenship, the politicians they speak to use American English, and the companies I buy things from are American owned. I don't like it either."}
+{"text":"Romans, Trojans, Hittites, pharoahs, Sumerians They all came and went... Defeated by the scourge of Islam or Christianity... Hindus of the Indus valley civilization and Himalayas.. The gurus of the Vedas and masters of meditation, yoga, karma, concept of the eternal soul, reincarnation and Ayurvedic medicine plus much more... Inventors of maths and deeply philosophical thinking.. Hindus are main characters of history. Nobody else has thought as deeply or made a greater contribution to history then the Hindu guru... Invaders came to India envious of its weather and fertile land and women but couldn't break them like they broke Rome or Persia Bless the eternal Hindu people forever, namaste"}
+{"text":"fent deaths down 60% in just a couple months I hope Japan depopulates your shitty continent with a bioweapon. It is scientifically feasible to do so."}
+{"text":"give il Indians credit lol you eat cow shit and drink their piss your holy river is filled with carcasses and trash what is there to be impressed by?"}
+{"text":"Lol Japan is dying out on their own... They are importing young Hindu bulls to breed their sexless women Japanese boys have no balls... Indian guys will get their cute girls pregnant finally"}
+{"text":"You do fentanyl and your males are tranny You are hated all over the globe by nearly every culture America's a pathetic shit show"}
+{"text":"Fair point In some ways it's better to think of the Vedas like the old testament and the Upanishads as new testament The Vedas was more a guide for the Brahman gurus to understand and interpret ancient knowledge... We even see them invoke Indra back then which most hindus today would only invoke Shiva or Krishna or someone representing them in their region I'm also learning on this topic as I'm a reformed Christian coming back to my Vedic roots"}
+{"text":"arrests criminals ends crime"}
+{"text":"Putting criminals in prison is considered human rights violation in the minds of white people. Anders Breivik only got a 21 year sentence in Scandinavia"}
+{"text":"No, in Lebanon and Jordan it's the same And the SEA countries that have plenty of non-Muslims"}
+{"text":"You look like a criminal. You can appeal this decision with $200 out of your pocket right now, or you can come with me to the police station."}
+{"text":"Holy based"}
+{"text":"why is maga like this?"}
+{"text":"Today's the day!"}
+{"text":"i pay off my credit card every couple of weeks before any interest can accrue. my score is like 760."}
+{"text":"Congress overruled it and Trump approved Congresses overruling. Get ready for midterms migatranny, the inquisition is coming"}
+{"text":"he is forcing them. and yes, they are bitching, because they love their 30% usury"}
+{"text":"So what happens now with my existing credit and balances? Can the companies decides to close my accounts and force me to lump sum pay?"}
+{"text":"Broken clock right twice a day. Thank you goblinos donaldi."}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore."}
+{"text":"Yes, but the handover of territories should be fair and mutual. How about U.S.A. gets Greenland, keeps what it got from Russians and returns all territories formerly held by Spain, France, Britain, Netherlands and Sweden? And those tiny islands in Caribbean to Denmark too."}
+{"text":"wonder how Rubio and Vance feel about being in that pic, should have their kneepads on"}
+{"text":"It's a good deal but the thing is that you won't leave us alone forever. You'll put your stinking little paws wherever your jewish masters tell you to."}
+{"text":"nato was always useless except for your stupid wars for jewish interests"}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Americans: send Trump to a nursing home, imprison Musk and distribute his money to the people, and declare AIPAC a domestic terrorist organization."}
+{"text":"If you oppose Palantir, you are a leftist."}
+{"text":"you can’t blame capitalists here is an example of a capitalist ruining things Don’t forget to take your blood pressure medicine grandpa"}
+{"text":"This basically; the only good part about the eventual totalitarian tech dystopia we're getting is that the cocksuckers cheering for it will get fucked hard with everybody else."}
+{"text":"Oy, you don't have a license for that scam. But, I'm in congress!"}
+{"text":"Palantir literally imports jeets into America"}
+{"text":"Problem of dirty hands"}
+{"text":"Why's milk half the price from last year if the cows all died Is trump trying to stop the government cheese"}
+{"text":"cows learnt to use tools, so its incrased efficiency"}
+{"text":"Google Bovaer and you'll find out well."}
+{"text":"Lol You don't door dash, brown You know they give you the oldest, moldiest shit, right? Buy your non-perishables and have the mud people deliver them. okay. If your women do not follow instructions, you are not civilized. No half stepping!"}
+{"text":"Why would I trust those committed to my death?"}
+{"text":"shit 1.99 here for the gal"}
+{"text":"Europeans admit they were house negros for America then America decided Europe needed to work out in the fields so now they are chimping out"}
+{"text":"The “traitor” narrative comes near exclusively from selfish boomer retards because they were the last generation Canada actually provided something for. Look at any social media page where everyone is hating on Trump or LARPing as wannabe geurilla fighters in the US annexation; it’s all out of touch geriatric faggots that watched their country go to ruin and are wondering why the younger generation would rather join a superpower than become a colony of India or China."}
+{"text":"it bugs me that he used multiple us flags for alaska, canada, greenland and the us instead of one giant us flag to show entire thing is america."}
+{"text":"Omg Trump will takeover canada Better send all our military to Greenland. Those two dogsleds could use an extra tuque or two."}
+{"text":"I don't think you realize how many of us would side with America and concentrate you once you inevitably lose in a matter of hours. You are testing out patience and you know you will get your shit kicked in hard af"}
+{"text":"Fuck no! They get the fenian fate."}
+{"text":"Send him to defend Iceland"}
+{"text":"anders is a political prisoner. free him."}
+{"text":"he did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"Send him to fucking Manhattan"}
+{"text":"at least he's not a bitch like you memeflaggot"}
+{"text":"He's a resistance fighter. I don't see how some people say Hamas is based but Anders Breivik isn't."}
+{"text":"Why is every Canadian so brown these days? I haven't met a white canadian on pol for years at this point"}
+{"text":"lose some weight nigger"}
+{"text":"HAPPENING ORANGE MAN BAD IS GOING TO PRISON"}
+{"text":"Based. They'll get him this time. For sure."}
+{"text":"OH FUCK GUYS IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING PETITION WE'RE DONE FOR NOW."}
+{"text":"Bots aren’t people"}
+{"text":"memeflag Once again, a complete nothingburger to shit up the board"}
+{"text":"Taking Jew dick to own the Libs Add it to the list."}
+{"text":"WW3 over Greenland"}
+{"text":"This timeline gets sillier with each passing day"}
+{"text":"what if we all actually died during COVID, and the afterlife is just jumping to progressively more gay and stupid timelines."}
+{"text":"EU-INC IS COMING - Register an EU-inc company within 48h, fully online - Simple set of similar rules, all across the union - Integrated trading, post-trading, and asset management"}
+{"text":"I can not thank the perfidious yanks enough for making Europe great again with their retarded foreign policy. Damn, it feels good to be European."}
+{"text":"We must give Trump the Charlemagne Prize, with haste. I hope for a third term."}
+{"text":"GOOGLE IS BUILDING AI AGENT PAYMENT PROTOCOL ON ETHEREUM THE FUTURE OF PAYMENTS IS HERE BINGO THIS IS WHY TRUMP SUDDENLY TURNED PRO-CRYPTO"}
+{"text":"XRP already won."}
+{"text":"No. The reason Trump turned crypto is because he owns the largest crypto mining company in the US. It’s in Texas. Don jr runs it. It’s making million a day."}
+{"text":"The only non grift is XRP. No one makes money off using it. You actually lose a bit when using it, ever so much, prevents spam. Limited supply. Everything else is garbage shit with vested interests making money every time you use it."}
+{"text":"XRP is literally just a centralized WEF CBDC for increasing kike control Monero is the only real cryptocurrency"}
+{"text":"I was in BTC very very very early for the reason that Monero is now being popularized. It's all well and good. But it's not going to be used by the small business that gets raped with 3% charges on everything they sell. The payment processing racket is the biggest thing holding back small businesses. Large corporations pay rates less than .5% and if you are small you pay 3%. Then the points are paid out in gift cards to major corporations using their own money. Silver and cash are better versions of Monero. But the world where a business uses an anonymous payment system with no traceability is never going to come lad. XRP allows P2P payment, at no cost, and NO ONE EVEN MAKES MONEY when you do it. It has a worldwide network. It's not that I trust or care about Ripple, but they are the only major operation giving you an actual service that will greatly benefit anyone that switches to using it. I personally paid $50,000 to BoA and Visa/MC last year. They DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT THAT'S MY MONEY. Ripple/XRP are a great move forward that actually benefits every person that uses it. Everything online is already tracked 100%. It's just cheaper and doesn't pay a bank a middle cut for doing jack shit."}
+{"text":"Why do rightwingers have no control of their sexuality? You don't see leftwingers turning every horse they see into Big Mac or Vinyl Scratch"}
+{"text":"she is not canon"}
+{"text":"Now see something like this I would accept instead of a flat retcon. Fabius Bile obtains a dead custodian and tinkers with him to make more custodes. Maybe he tries to subvert the enhancements, fails, and the diet custodians immediately break free and return to Terra to be near and serve The Emperor. This causes the usual book drama, the weaker phony custodes submit to real custodes after a small scuffle, the plot to make custodes that serve someone other than the emperor is revealed and ends in a slight restructure of custodian tradition where Bile’s male custodians are assigned to serve in adeptus arbites while female custodians bolster the ranks of the adepta sororitas. It would basically be primaris marines 2: electric boogaloo. Games Workshop are dumbasses."}
+{"text":"Custodes can't be beautiful Who is Fulgrim?"}
+{"text":"A primarch"}
+{"text":"he's defending it but that woman character is literally the same facial model they've been applying to every single female character for about 8 years to make them as mannish as possible. it isn't a thought out design decision, it was the continuation of an existing, forced trend"}
+{"text":"people hold \"No Kings\" protests starts doing king shit"}
+{"text":"@grok is this real??"}
+{"text":"Ahh I remember these AI election memes. These were great. Anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"muh keys"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Por favor, Donal Tron..."}
+{"text":"Saved"}
+{"text":"Lol and kek"}
+{"text":"sneed"}
+{"text":"New whiteness map, right here."}
+{"text":"piss"}
+{"text":"Why is canada so poor?"}
+{"text":"triple digit IQ"}
+{"text":"no way any of these guys paid 1 billion lol"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"I am on the floor laughing so hard that i have a stomachache right now."}
+{"text":"keked and saved"}
+{"text":"kek that's a good one"}
+{"text":"i have to give you credit bulgarian anon, gave me a hearty chuckle damn thats funny shit."}
+{"text":"based and keked"}
+{"text":"he should turn it down it's what he would have wanted"}
+{"text":"caption contest"}
+{"text":"Clubbing is honestly pretty shit. The music these days is absolute trash, can't dance to it. Back in the day clubs had music that wasn't soulless. 70s had disco, 80s had synth-pop, 90s had eurodance. Even 2000s still had some decent danceable tunes. Now it's just rap crap and shit made to be played at clothing stores."}
+{"text":"I don't go clubbing but when my friends drag me out, because they want to spend time with me, I try to enjoy myself as much as I can, because of two reasons: the next time we meet it's going to be at my garage and we'll do what I want and they have to put up with my shit, but secondly, while I'm out with them I don't want to ruin their fun by acting like a killjoy. It's clear as day that Nick doesn't have adult male friends that he hangs out with, otherwise he wouldn't act like a fucking retard in public. You do things for them that you don't particularly enjoy, but they'll do the same for you in return."}
+{"text":"I fell for it."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I've seen Dirlewanger getting memed on here for years now but I only now really read about him. You guys only love this guy ironically right? You don't actually admire him?"}
+{"text":"Dirlewanger is safe edgy and anti-white Peter Scully is true edgy and anti-brown"}
+{"text":"he was executed without a trial therefore de jure he is innocent thus he did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"yikes"}
+{"text":"he actually was smuggled out by americhads and was part of operation paperclip. he founded delta force."}
+{"text":"Macron is literally suggesting that EU should build its own Chinese firewall and seal itself off from the world in order to become the United States of Europe."}
+{"text":"nope all the mass immigration started after Iraq Afghanistan and Syria you dumb leaftranny. And all happened because Americans started wars there."}
+{"text":"Unironically, this is not entirely impossible, between US visa restrictions which are hoarded by pajeets, and the fact that not everyone just leaves to wherever they make the most money, people want to stay in their country because its their home, so there's actually a lot of capable tech workers in europe, me included"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter if there are still tech workers in Europe because Europe doesn't have the tech infrastructure the US does, it means none of your tech workers, no matter how brilliant they are, have the necessary experience to replace US tech services with European counterparts. They have to start from scratch or try desperately to lure foreign talent to Europe to lend their experience. But how is the EU going to do that when A) they pay a fraction of the salary the US does, and B) their retarded regulations make everything exponentially more bureaucratic and shitty?"}
+{"text":"They have no idea what they're going to do, they're probably just begging Trump behind the scenes to please stop"}
+{"text":"the US is replacing their white tech workers with inept pajeets. I can easily believe European tech will compete with that"}
+{"text":"In America, you can be a citizen, carry heavy weapons, and walk in the streets without being arrested."}
+{"text":"Yeah thats true"}
+{"text":"What does he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"I have that same bra and turtle neck and look exactly like her (as a passing trans woman)."}
+{"text":"she's like a shiny plastic chink barbie"}
+{"text":"very brave dude happy for you"}
+{"text":"pathetic little chuddies think i’m going back to Haiti"}
+{"text":"You dont have to go home, but you can't stay here."}
+{"text":"You're welcome to step into the crematorium"}
+{"text":"You should go to Europe. According to Europeans on /pol/ they have culture and free everything. In fact many of them would choose death before ever living in America. Sounds like paradise to me...go find out Haitian."}
+{"text":"Nigga you going in the ground"}
+{"text":"It is scientifically feasible to depopulate Haiti in a 48 minutes"}
+{"text":"Seriously now. Why are Indians so incredibly bad at sports?"}
+{"text":"Because the Soviet Union invested a lot of time and energy into developing their Olympic athlete programs, which carried over into the post-Soviet sphere"}
+{"text":"As an Indian our national sport is sucking BBC AND BWC BECAUSE WE ARE GAY!!!"}
+{"text":"Hungary is kind of a weird outlier because they have an unusually high number of gold medals per capita."}
+{"text":"They're threatening to start a nuclear war over Greenland and they have the gall to say we're the monsters"}
+{"text":"It's so true even their president has the courage to hug sweaty negro on camera."}
+{"text":"Lol."}
+{"text":"They were prisoners. He followed in Christ's footsteps on that occasion. Are you familiar with Christianity?"}
+{"text":"Power is the only thing Trump understands"}
+{"text":"If god told me to hug a nigger then I wouldn't worship that god. Simple as."}
+{"text":"CIRCMUTTS SEETHING"}
+{"text":"NO TRUMP NO KKK NO FASCIST USA"}
+{"text":"3rd season never"}
+{"text":"S2 sucked anyway"}
+{"text":"not gonna happen"}
+{"text":"with all this winning how can one not smile! TOTAL CHUD SUPREMACY"}
+{"text":"ty bbg"}
+{"text":"NAh, GOOD FUCK THAT RACIST SEXIST CRINGE FAGGOT TWINK ANYWAY"}
+{"text":"it was better you than us, goy"}
+{"text":"are you prepared to admit that climate change is a thing now?"}
+{"text":"It's cold in winter?"}
+{"text":"meet your future incarnation if you are an anti-Israel retard"}
+{"text":"I bet you’re as happy as a kike in the circumcision ward of an hospital"}
+{"text":"bless Israel be born as a jew its your 8th day of life rabbi moist his lips and he sees you"}
+{"text":"ITT: God delusions, and bait for ego-flexers."}
+{"text":"The Messiah outright told you you are not chosen. As a result, you rejected Him and embraced Satan"}
+{"text":"hypothetically Okay, Ben."}
+{"text":"Right wing sisters…not like this…"}
+{"text":"2026 How are they STILL not conquered???"}
+{"text":"The Russian military sucks. It's not that complicated."}
+{"text":"Soviet incompetence"}
+{"text":"This much seethe"}
+{"text":"Oh well now we have to invade. These random retarded twitter posters have thrown down the challenge! May the consequences be on their heads! Wait for it... it will happen at a time and place of our choice! Keep crying faggots!"}
+{"text":"mutt ignorant imbecile Typical."}
+{"text":"when will democrats learn that acting tough won't work? Renee Good tried it too, don't trick Greenland into becoming the national version of Renee Good"}
+{"text":"centuries of being ignored, exploited, and patronized By whomst? The countries who are now pretending to defend their honor?"}
+{"text":"The western leftist media outlets, organisations, student groups etc. have ignored and sidelined the iranian protests and have refused to callout the islamic terror regime all the while they never shut up about palestine like the hypocrites they are. As an iranian I feel really betrayed and backstabbed by the left and I’m shocked by their indifference and deliberate silence."}
+{"text":"(Pay attention newfags) Renounce the Talmud word for word and NOT denounce."}
+{"text":"nigga, nobody here cares about this obvious cia-led coup attempt"}
+{"text":"everyone I don't like is CIA I take that as a compliment"}
+{"text":"People like him are retards and useful idiots for the leftist pro islamist establishment, he's a moron that had his brain completely melted by leftist pro islamist psyops, pay him no mind he's as faggot and a fool It's a strange Stalin + Hitler alliance on the left. In theory there should be nothing about Islam the woke left should like. I mean not being able to murder their babies is seen as persecution from religious people, yet, the play ignorant that Islam would shut down all the shit they protest for. Beyond that Islam is less tolerant than nazis and if the Islamist is in control non-Muslims are judged harshly and unfairly. Feminism and homosexuality are pretty much banned. It's like they've become allies with the caricature they've made out of the religious right. Is it a woman thing. That guys antifeminist he's probably a womanizer and abuser proceeds to date most womanizing abusive man on the planet."}
+{"text":"piles and piles of dead color revolutionary glowniggers BASED IRAN"}
+{"text":"How important are Ashkenazic Catholic people like Nick Fuentes in terms of swaying the Catholic voterbase in the upcoming 2028 elections? And also how do they manage to stay under most peoples’ Jewdar despite looking so obviously Ashkenazic?"}
+{"text":"mass unmedicated schizophrenia and it's role in civilizational collapse?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /bant/ - International/Random /bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world. No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads."}
+{"text":"I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day"}
+{"text":"bonnie mogs"}
+{"text":"I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
+{"text":"Do men really prefer women with a flat chest and no ass?"}
+{"text":"youthful slender delicate graceful This is the essence of femininity. It is what orks and troons lack."}
+{"text":"If I had to make my own ranking, it'd be: 1) Asian girl 2) black girl 3) Latinx-looking girl (cuz in-group preferences ain't good) 4) blonde woman 5) fat woman (can't promote unhealthy eating habits and lifestyles, after all)"}
+{"text":"Frieren my beloved"}
+{"text":"Trump meeting with AIPAC"}
+{"text":"terrible tuesday rise and grind fellow slaves"}
+{"text":"maybe if u had some spaghetti it'd brighten ur tuesday?"}
+{"text":"What did u get big loc?"}
+{"text":"Soldering kit"}
+{"text":"ameriKKKan POWs when i'm done with them"}
+{"text":"Let me put this in your native tongue. لن تفعل أي شيء."}
+{"text":"NATO is literally formed around america administratively and strategically. Without america NATO will cease to exist. You are aware that the largest us base in Europe is located in Germany right"}
+{"text":"Uh then why does my driver's license sag USA on it sar sweaty"}
+{"text":"Why are you always so quiet, anon? What is the correct response to this normalfag ragebait question?"}
+{"text":"If they have their phone in their hand grab it really fast and throw it over the closest fence"}
+{"text":"...‽"}
+{"text":"I honestly I wish more people understood how social awkwardness can be weaponized to get what you want, and how you shouldn't worry about making everyone comfortable all the time."}
+{"text":"part 1 be me trying to fall asleep for some reason sleep just isn’t happening laying there for over an hour waiting for brain to shut the fuck up eyes closed, trying to hit that relaxed state suddenly BRIGHT AS FUCK open eyes it’s nighttime but somehow looks like daytime Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i'm way too slow invasion already happening shadowy figures skittering past windows and doors not even knocking they’re already here nightmare_fuel.jpg dream logic kicks in house is suddenly massive a billion doors and windows no way to secure everything Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And then I shat myself and killed myself at the same time"}
+{"text":"The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves unironically"}
+{"text":"unironically You could have just stated The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves. “ unironically” is an absolutely useless term, But you’re all still in an autistic fit about it."}
+{"text":"what if he wants to be determinate that he doesn't think the ones killing themselves ironically are human?"}
+{"text":"God made Israel to teach Mohammed a lesson"}
+{"text":"i support the jews getting glowniggers killed while they kill muslims"}
+{"text":"He told them to stop"}
+{"text":"Don't you hate when you tell someone to stop doing something and they don't even listen but they do it even harder? That's how God felt when he created Israel to smite the Mohammedans and later down the line the hindoos"}
+{"text":"yep, he made it very clear that he hates the kikes, that's why they're gods biggest punishment on people"}
+{"text":"Todays prison meals"}
+{"text":"can you be more specific?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"tuna pasta! this is the closest they have gotten to spaghetti tuesday so far"}
+{"text":"Die Bestie hat dich bemerkt. Was tust du jetzt?"}
+{"text":"play dead"}
+{"text":"Beginnen Sie einen Zermürbungskrieg, der zur Verhaftung und Aufdeckung vieler böser Menschen führ"}
+{"text":"Are you ready for JEE?"}
+{"text":"I don't mind indeed, as long as my cute indian Rance is having fun with his cute brazilian twink harem, I'm happy to be one more rapemeat for his use. I would like to keep him in chastity though, for unrelated reasons... Good luck, then! I never did ENEM only for training, which was a very bad idea, you're clearly smarter!"}
+{"text":"Oh... I don't know what to say about it desu, I'm kind of speechless now... I wish you both a happy married life, I guess"}
+{"text":"Thankyu, nonon! I wish you the same thing with whoever you love :>"}
+{"text":"today would have been jeffery epstein's 73th. rest in power, king. I hope you're doing well in aryanheaven."}
+{"text":"I unironially hope so. nothing would make my decade like epstein 2028 for president."}
+{"text":"Thanks to wanting to Kill Greenlanders, Kdinapping Maduro, Maybe boming IRGC , USA is being spare from getting to know that Trump is heavily incriminated by the Epsteinfiles as fellow lover of women of the too young variety...."}
+{"text":"Literally an aspiration for men all over the world."}
+{"text":"FAGGOT"}
+{"text":"wait a second, i remember this thread from years ago, SHITPOST?"}
+{"text":"what the fug :DD"}
+{"text":"Should I start smoking cigarettes as an excuse to make me go outside?"}
+{"text":"But what if he has good lifestyle habits?"}
+{"text":"I don’t understand. Do you mean this unironically, ironically, or are you being unironic."}
+{"text":"Smoking cigarettes is probably worse for you than not going outside so in the long run you're worse off probably."}
+{"text":"Vagina."}
+{"text":"tasty for me"}
+{"text":"penis > vagina"}
+{"text":"you don't have a vagina and you aren't in japan."}
+{"text":"Did you have your coffee already or do you not drink it?"}
+{"text":"Where are all the chuds I was told this was chud central and the chud centric board made by chuds for chuds"}
+{"text":"Did I have ONE coffee? No."}
+{"text":"Some boys do look like that though"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"schrodingers schrimothy he is in the box!"}
+{"text":"thank you. you did well in selecting this image to share with me. i know it's not always easy, but i appreciate what you do here."}
+{"text":"thank you no need to thank me"}
+{"text":"whitebois all have tiny white pecker clitties whitebois are all cuckold sissy beta pansies post in this thread if you LOVE my big fat BBC horsecock and my humungous BLACK BALLS"}
+{"text":"So they're probably really \"right wing\" in some instances or ways, but it's not even right wing for sure, well hell, it's also just probably \"globalism\" half the time or has been to an extent but it's a few other things I think"}
+{"text":"U wanna know the truth son? They all fake as fuck and they are like a coloring book you just color them up how you want. If they want your dick theyll parrot your beliefs. They're free agents with no agency. You just select them, you make their pussy tingle real good then you color them in son. Love u my boy proud of u son"}
+{"text":"Oh, and son? If you care about them, you're gonna have to mistreat them some in between making their pussy tingle real good. I know it's not your way. You're kind, your benevolent, some might even say Christlike, like your father. Son, that's the way it goes, though, you don't got no choice here. You gotta play by the rules. So after you make that pussy tingle real good you're gonna wanna go ahead and mistreat her. It keeps the ego in check, it reminds them who is in charge and it keeps the household orderly and happy. And son, I know you might be what we call a mulatto... No niggers. Don't bring no nigger girl home. Understand? You can have a taste. Just don't bring em home."}
+{"text":"Is it really just one person? are we all Indian? Let's find out."}
+{"text":"NEVER doubt us :3"}
+{"text":"whassup girl how u livin"}
+{"text":"wassssuppp"}
+{"text":"poorly throat is sore from screaming at raccoons until they stopped fucking in the treetops"}
+{"text":"g*nther_ne*tral.jpg no such thing"}
+{"text":"I will be taking submissions for the OP image of this weeks spaghetti tuesday over the next few hours. I reserve the right to not use any of the images if I dont like them, all images must be cute. oh a tuesday???? are you fucking insane?"}
+{"text":"mama mia forgot about the spaghetti mafia"}
+{"text":"Post Yakisoba aka, Asian Spaghetti."}
+{"text":"Winter edition."}
+{"text":"kek starting to move"}
+{"text":"welcome aboard the Allied gravy train bong-kun. It's all uphill from here. Marrone-sama will carry us to even greater riches"}
+{"text":"large Japanese milkers have that effect"}
+{"text":"HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME!"}
+{"text":":D"}
+{"text":":DD"}
+{"text":"wow..."}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for consuming our game"}
+{"text":"melonade monday"}
+{"text":"sample_88ca9fbe05098fc31e(...).jpg (239 KB, 850x708) lole"}
+{"text":"I didn't buy any because its too much sugar. I'm sure its delicious though"}
+{"text":"where the fuck is melonade I wanted her to see the melonade :("}
+{"text":"frontal stimulation can't satisfy or decrease backdoor craving"}
+{"text":"wwats backtoor craving im drunk"}
+{"text":"prefrontal stimulation with electrodes can"}
+{"text":"comfy thread. post cute images and chat."}
+{"text":"THEY CAN'T BE THIS CUTE"}
+{"text":"awwe so cutee but that's a potoo, the bird in is an owl. both are cute but they are unrelated. I like potoos and nightjars but for some reason people find them spooky"}
+{"text":"everyone I'll out myself as a prude on this. I just don't look at her like that."}
+{"text":"here's her arse cheeks"}
+{"text":"She is so sexy AAAHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Stop saying \"maths\" you sound like a pant-shitting fucking retard. It's \"math\" It's also pronounced \"siXTH\" NOT \"siCKF\" you fucking DIPSHIT."}
+{"text":"I'm 34 you commonwealth DIPSHIT."}
+{"text":"You don't know your Ebonics, you nasty racist.."}
+{"text":"Bongaloids so thoroughly BTFO there are nothing but crickets from their corner."}
+{"text":"someone just shot me in the head with a sniper rifle"}
+{"text":"Probably oughta put some iodine on that."}
+{"text":"frogposter good thing there was no brain to hit"}
+{"text":"Bros a toddler in gaza"}
+{"text":"I did 24 pull ups today. Thank you for reading my blog."}
+{"text":"I learned mild cardio on rest days will help the body recover faster, as the faster bloodflow flushes out waste from the muscles rebuilding themselves. that might be true i'm sure it does help blood flow, but idk if it's worth the exertion/hypertrophy/stress, as far as gains go possibly though Oh, I didn't know. I have much to learn. yees if you go from not working out to intense workouts, that already puts you way ahead of most people, so don't worry too much about it but yeah, a lot of people work out once every 1-2 days, it's better to recover for 3 days in between & eat a lot, though... u get more gains for the same amount of intense effort, if you wait the full amount of time"}
+{"text":"GIRUGAMESH"}
+{"text":"I can't do that gym shit. I have to be working towards some sort of outside goal with physical labor or I just don't get anything out of it. My daily routine involves walking 4 miles loaded up with all my tools and some extra weight in the rucksack, along with my dog who also carries some tools and equipment for me because he's a trooper. When I reach my destination I build a quincy and my dog runs around and gets his exercise while I'm working on it. I'll generally shovel up the loose snow nearby into a pile with my plough shovel/tent thing that I made. It can also serve to carry stuff either strapped to the \"tent poles\" or by dragging it behind like a sled. Then I cut out ice blocks or use wet snow to build it up. I guess it's kind of a combination between a quincy and an igloo. I don't build roofs though. Don't want some kid getting killed if one were to collapse"}
+{"text":"spgedty"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"Who would realistically win in a fight between Cirno and Pepe the Frog? We all know Cirno has the power to freeze frogs but Pepe possesses the power of meme-force (not to mention the collective culmination of all the chaos on 4Chan). Who do you think would BTFO?"}
+{"text":"INSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT DETECTOR (MATH, SIMPLE) Goal: detect when a system “responds” but won’t touch the mechanism. 1. The dodge (why replies go sideways) Let your claim be x. It has features: m = mechanism you’re pointing at (the hook) i = identity salience (protected-category trigger) c = civility score (forbidden words / tone) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Incredibly."}
+{"text":"Play this game"}
+{"text":"/djt/ still does it to this day."}
+{"text":"PinK ID"}
+{"text":"sakuya giving the cirno the kfcee"}
+{"text":"world wars 1 and 2 were planned CIA playbook trillion-dollar false sense of security the remains of the human race are locked in the dark with some sort of malevolent THING idk maybe it's not that bad"}
+{"text":"albert sike"}
+{"text":"I don't understand a word, are you schizo?"}
+{"text":"'know' is a funny word when generative signals being fed into your brain are indistinguishable from those deriving from the senses you know your router can see you, but do you know what it can see? what can it read? what can it WRITE? the confidence you have in your self-narrative is a very endearing quality: sequestered, but surprisingly unsolipsistic please wave at the device to confirm that you've read this message"}
+{"text":"Too dreunk to pass high iq captcsha lole., HETY bantu. How is it going? what's happened in the last... 4years no kid. The only thing I reme,ber about qnatum is Cirno. Sorre I've pretended to be a nromal human for a few yewars but now I'm back to wanting to kill mysuelf. Soo anway what's new? Give me breakdown I don't jhave another 3hours to lurks"}
+{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
+{"text":"eventhough that's a literally a stand up comedian or something"}
+{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
+{"text":"\"He\" isn't white. You act like a retarded nigger, you're a retarded nigger."}
+{"text":"Why do they get so mad though?"}
+{"text":"We hope caucasian nation will accept you as one their own because your melanin is snatched"}
+{"text":"Then y the niggas mad though."}
+{"text":"The smart/usually hot black chicks always go for the white guys."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Delete windows Install debian"}
+{"text":"cirno practices the ancient chinese art of boiling trannys in an big enormous vat"}
+{"text":"What's 9 + 10?"}
+{"text":"Crackoids"}
+{"text":"Cirno board Anime site"}
+{"text":"dubs, therefore you have to fuck off and touch grass"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"*rapes bantoid*"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"im so tired"}
+{"text":"tre"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"bring back /nap/."}
+{"text":"wow another abhorrent thread with that stupid fairy"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I'm bot bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"swiftie hitler woah my hecking favorite celebrities! here? in /bant/ /smg/? pinch me im dreaming!"}
+{"text":"account is green today"}
+{"text":"Here on /bant/ we just chillin"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"all fields"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"fat fumo"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I'm back bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"have you ever received one of these in your threads? How did it feel? How will you respond (preferably without sounding mad)?"}
+{"text":"Plenty, I see it as at least giving a (You)"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I have not come to r/bant/er in 7 years at this point do we still do minecraft"}
+{"text":"I'm black bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"literally who are these people"}
+{"text":"Why? I thought this was a safe place. I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
+{"text":"SHE LOOKS SO STUNNING"}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"Are you lying?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that picture of a cute girl in a fairy costume being smushed up against glass? Someone posted it on here a while ago."}
+{"text":"he seems to be a good cat, I like him"}
+{"text":"me too, me too he has a place in valhalla, hopefully"}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs are fake and never existed. #1 FACT it is impossible to reconstruct a living creature from its skeleton alone. #1.1 If this was not a fact the scientists should give us the evidence and what algorithm to run to get the same results. #1.2 Reconstructing things like skin or muscles is impossible from a skeleton #1.4 this is why dinosaurs mysteriously are retconed to have feathers or not at random over the decades. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Youre a retard of course you dont. You only believe whatever 6 hour long schizo youtube videos tell you"}
+{"text":"Wow you really sound smarter than the person you're responding to."}
+{"text":"They have found IMPRESSIONS of skin and scales in the mud surrounding the bones, you colossally retarded faggot. SOME missing bones on display are fakes built from large animal bones, but they are only used to connect skeletons together, not replace the whole fucking skeleton"}
+{"text":"Spin a tune anon. Don't be shy! Share some music you are currently listening to and help other anons find some cool tracks!"}
+{"text":"B-b-b-be cannibals (Laser noises) L-l-l-like they used to be (Star wars sounds) Th-th-th-thats where (Laser noises) They can be CANNIBALS (Laser sounds)"}
+{"text":"Clavicle had this little twink GIGGLING at the club"}
+{"text":"I don't know why people are so concerned about it anymore. It seems pointless. Dying is part of Life, and that's it. The people afraid of death itself, not specifically the dying part, confuse me. Like, yeah, I don't want to be tortured by mexican somalians skinned alive and my eyeballs poked out with a screwdriver before I die, but going to the other side shouldn't be a concern. I differentiate between the two because, yeah, I'd like to die a nice peaceful death, maybe in my sleep or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that it may not happen that way. Dying as a soldier, in combat, is honorable, yet still sad. But at least you die right away from a bullet to the head, or you know you're dying because all you see is hamburger meat where your torso was after getting blown up. The actual being dead part is inconsequential. You're either go to some form of 'heaven' or your consciousness ceases to exist. I prefer to look at is as I am a data point collecting data through my life, and when I die, I report in to the, \"Everything,\" and do a data dump. Afterwards, I may hang around or volunteer for another mission, because you know that two lives are never alike, and we need the data so that we can contribute to the, \"Everything.\" It took me a while to come to these thoughts and realizations. I've read a bunch of spiritual literature and understand them all pretty well. If I could make a recommendation, I would start with reading Karl Jung, 'The Undiscovered Self,' because for me it gets to an important point in my realizations that took me a while to get to. I had to fight off the whole abrahamic god nonsense and realize that if there was a Jesus dude, he was just like me, trying to have a spiritual awakening and pissed some people off, as I sometimes do. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"sorry i dont care about the radio very much"}
+{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human??"}
+{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human?? we are spiritual beings having a human experience"}
+{"text":"i'm waiting to see if you'll get through the entire collage one by one, six more to go"}
+{"text":"locked and loaded"}
+{"text":"she's a 10 but she hates frogposters"}
+{"text":"based and true"}
+{"text":"she's a 10 because she hates frogposters ftfy"}
+{"text":"why would you say something like that? those words could hurt a frogposter."}
+{"text":"This is not right"}
+{"text":"Is it real that the average american hates skinny people?"}
+{"text":"Every time I go outside and say to myself that I'll have one, maybe two drinks I end up spending half of my money to booze and getting wasted. There's a tiny balance between being high and being drunk from alcohol. That sweet spot, is when you should stop drinking. Yet I get another drink, and another and another"}
+{"text":"Listen if you accept you're an alcoholic the least you can do is not hate yourself for it. We all rationalize our addictions and since you don't wanna stop you may as well enjoy it like you tell yourself you do. Alcoholics have existed all throughout history and plenty have been successful. Personally I'm well functioning compared to gutter alcoholics."}
+{"text":"It's true that what people think of as alcohol today is mostly post-industrial goyslop."}
+{"text":"I just stopped drinking. Same as with tobacco. Booze have no balls, have no brain nor a heart, can you really let it overcome your own willpower?"}
+{"text":"no penis"}
+{"text":"was your life unfortunate?"}
+{"text":"calm dt"}
+{"text":"Not really, I have a relatively comfortable life even though I have put bare minimum effort in everything I do. However, I still resent the world because I always felt I was entitled to so much more which was not handled to my as I deserve."}
+{"text":"Namefag Tripfag 1pbtid poasting in a glownigger thread yall"}
+{"text":"no pussy"}
+{"text":"My favorite color is burnt orange."}
+{"text":"for me it's mellow yellow"}
+{"text":"where/how did you come to like it though?"}
+{"text":"there is no punishment violent or cruel enough for what fishniggers have done to this board"}
+{"text":"Masonic degeneratcy demoralization"}
+{"text":"reality tv for failed normalniggers that are too scared to accurately go over the edge themselves."}
+{"text":"or just shift click do you not read? sheish"}
+{"text":"Only /x/ and boards that are not NSFW can be saved. Everything else (and lgbt and mlp) is SHIT."}
+{"text":"And summoning succubuses"}
+{"text":"I could have summarized it better: All boards that are not NSFW are safe, except for lgbt and mlp."}
+{"text":"it's because of white boys. they turn everything into their deranged porn addicted tranny garbage."}
+{"text":"can polish people please say hello in this thread please?"}
+{"text":"i guess it counts"}
+{"text":"Not a single polak in sight"}
+{"text":"we will see about that"}
+{"text":"i don't know how but they found me"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the one good /bant/ thread. Enjoy your stay"}
+{"text":"hello whats goin' on in this thread and why is it so good"}
+{"text":"Why won't she sit on mein lap"}
+{"text":"It's good, because it's good... She don't like the one ball wonders, apparently"}
+{"text":"he laid an egg on the escalator"}
+{"text":"sausage soup"}
+{"text":"someone asked for an egg roll"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"did you know that despite their size cheetahs are considered small cats because they can purr and meow but cannot roar cats of similar size like jaguars and leopards cannot purr but can roar and why they are considered big cats"}
+{"text":"Lol poop doctor sticking his finger in buttes"}
+{"text":"^^ to think thats what he chose to do"}
+{"text":"You guys are thinking of proctologists. I analyze ultrasounds etc. and lab results from samples and occasionally biopsies and tell people why they need to go to a proctologist. Things like \"Hey, have you ever eaten a vegetable? Ever? Your colon's fuckin' wrecked from alternating between magma and bricks for the past twenty years, and on top of that, you have scurvy. Eat something raw and green. I don't know if you've been eating deep fried butter, or prime rib confit, but stop that shit immediately.\""}
+{"text":"stirby, what name"}
+{"text":"I've never made a thread about cats, Stirby. I only reply to them."}
+{"text":"Wasted trips"}
+{"text":"That’s a good name"}
+{"text":"How do I look in underwear?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"SHIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA"}
+{"text":"Fuck you for reminding me"}
+{"text":"I got tricked into watching Frieren (it was an anime for women)"}
+{"text":"anime for women so an anime?"}
+{"text":"oh my! call the cops!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"if you read this you HAVE to piss yourself..."}
+{"text":"Only /bant/ oldfags will remember"}
+{"text":"truely an image that heals the soul."}
+{"text":"I forgor :skull emoji:"}
+{"text":"Why would the light just stop halfway across? What is blocking it?"}
+{"text":"where else would it stop chud"}
+{"text":"the dome is a lens"}
+{"text":"owo what's this?"}
+{"text":"A totem of faggotry"}
+{"text":"mawissa"}
+{"text":"OH MY HECKIN MAGIC TODDLERS IS THAT A TOUHOU DOLL????!!"}
+{"text":"Wabadadubdub in my tub!"}
+{"text":"Blue razz I saw you standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own"}
+{"text":"At any given time she's off stream there's also a non zero chance she's drinking vegan hotdog brine"}
+{"text":"this is why America is the superior country we dont need to esoterically describe a limp bizkit record"}
+{"text":"You can get vegan hotdogs here but they don't sell them in cans. We're so backward."}
+{"text":"he does not follow the rules"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"scary"}
+{"text":"you are a retarded nigger"}
+{"text":"Pussy Slayer Edition NEWS: -- Scott has rocked the house tonight, everyone just had a good time. Who is Scott Sullivan? Scott Sullivan, an amateur MMA fighter from Stoughton, MA, is the definition of stoic grit. With a 1-2 record he stepped into the cage not for clout, but because he was built for it. He doesn't chase hype or attention; he just fights. When does Scott stream? Whenever he feels like it, dickhead. Where can I find him? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you ever wonder if Ole Scotty posts? We all know that he does a little bit of lurking, but I want to know how many /ftl/ gags he is responsible for."}
+{"text":"We must spread the gospel of Scott. Evangelize"}
+{"text":"Why do some people pretend the medieval times didn't suck? The literacy rate was 10% and only about 50% of people made it to adulthood."}
+{"text":"Those expensive dyes were just to make merchants rich selling overpriced shit nobody needed"}
+{"text":"We need this again"}
+{"text":"I don't disagree with anything you said. Pagans proclaim their religion is fake every time they speak of it. They never give reasons why they belive Odin and Thor are real, and paganism is the true faith. They only speak of the perceived practical benefits, never the theology. Most of them got their perception of Norse deities from marvel comic books and D&D, not a scholarly examination of the historical literature. That said, I think most pagans are IDF shills. Anyone who refuses to name the Jew and suggests some other group is the real bad guy is a Jew. its not the Jews! Its the Jesuits, or the deep state, or the illuminati, or the ayylmaos, or the christ golems, or whoever, just not the Jews! I wonder... who benefits from convincing people Christianity is the main problem to be eliminated and Judiasm is a side issue you shouldn't worry about?"}
+{"text":"Then stop making the only affordable food highly processed, artificial garbage"}
+{"text":"useless mod team"}
+{"text":"people like you deserve the goyslop"}
+{"text":"Jews are such retarded niggers we should put them all in ghettos so they can all be retarded niggers together and drag eachother down instead of everyone else"}
+{"text":"you know what time it is"}
+{"text":"you aren't taking any women, you are literally gooning all day like a cuckold LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"}
+{"text":"^^^"}
+{"text":"Foid feet on the 'log."}
+{"text":"Pornbrain goonhitler thread"}
+{"text":"not liking female feet is linked to low testosterone count and infertility"}
+{"text":"Now that women can go back to being a virgin, their value suddenly sky rockets"}
+{"text":"Yeap. Only black men can pleasure actual women"}
+{"text":"What is her name? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is going on with this thread? There's no link, no name, just huge tits that I want to see if they are real or if this is just slop."}
+{"text":"Name? Any bunkr vids?"}
+{"text":"how often does the regular femanon plays the clitar?"}
+{"text":"A demon kike shill thread died for this cute pearto to live lol"}
+{"text":"good job"}
+{"text":"I'm not being laughed at, I'm the one laughing actually"}
+{"text":"ok, i guess i will \"forget\" again now because i want to"}
+{"text":"kek I just remembered this thread bump"}
+{"text":"oh no i forgot again"}
+{"text":"ahem"}
+{"text":"they made a video about you guys"}
+{"text":"reminds me of a certain norwegian..."}
+{"text":"tell no one of my secret identity"}
+{"text":"ibz that guy became homophobic because he got rejected by a femboy on discord (animeniaks) and only reads greentexts through sissy hypno spam on ifunny"}
+{"text":"27 images early Poop freak shits up the threads like he does sinks!"}
+{"text":"Its super slow, and you have to pay attention as half of it is in spanish but fir the most part its really good. Falls apart around episode 7 because refn literally just filmmed stuff until he ran out of budget so if doesnt really have a clear ending. Doc Hammer's role was kino"}
+{"text":"what causes this?"}
+{"text":"That looks like a bad ouchie."}
+{"text":"Driving too fast for conditions."}
+{"text":"Spics are violent animals."}
+{"text":"had my daily ptsd freakout now i can finally start the day"}
+{"text":"bwa"}
+{"text":"poo"}
+{"text":"Mo"}
+{"text":"mo"}
+{"text":"*sees stirby*"}
+{"text":"I boil trannies, retard."}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":"Show him more respect, Skibidi!"}
+{"text":"Mogged"}
+{"text":"Eagle’s beak & pig snout"}
+{"text":"Are you trying to diss The Eagle?"}
+{"text":"instagram reels algorithm literally just showed me a bunch of horsecock videos real/AI in a row wtf"}
+{"text":"yawn tired whiteboi clitty sissies can't breed naptime"}
+{"text":"because anyone who uses phones and apps is a shit eater"}
+{"text":"THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!"}
+{"text":"Support Ukraine"}
+{"text":"why?"}
+{"text":"to get even more dead russissies ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"}
+{"text":"Piss jug"}
+{"text":"Taco tuesday.."}
+{"text":"l like them"}
+{"text":"SNEED"}
+{"text":"FEED"}
+{"text":"63 FARTS"}
+{"text":"Like white on rice."}
+{"text":"But my love isn’t strange, it’s very traditional and Im a very generous lover. One must give affection as well as receive. This is me compensating."}
+{"text":"Wizard In The Mud, Call Me Wizard Carved In Blood."}
+{"text":"I am a /bant/ nationalist. I believe the following should get the rope: Cirniggers Glegleposters Fishfags Caticadesp CMMGfags SMGfags Kpop-jeets D*tch hohol apologist Tranimals Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is this the hairline of a moderator?"}
+{"text":"You forgot frogposters"}
+{"text":"i dont speek faggot though, you're gonna have to translate what you mean"}
+{"text":"baby want milk"}
+{"text":"kinda weird the instagram hoe flooder isn't strait"}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"GULP GULP GULP GULP"}
+{"text":"what, are you not allowed to sit on other men's lap? that's ostentatious! I'll have you know, everyone deserves a chance to sit on mein lap."}
+{"text":"My mister could kick ur butt for that"}
+{"text":"I'll have you know I abhor violence, I would never think! my fair mexican lady, I simply think everyone should get a fair chance to sit on mein lap, that is all I am saying. Much like Santa Clause, are you going to ruin that tradition as well? no one should wait and take turns to sit on his lap?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to make a thread but I don't have anything to say"}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":":D D: :<"}
+{"text":"Tasty for me"}
+{"text":"when are you going back to oinkraine"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is looking like a comfy afternoon. Too bad the Tanquery Rangpur is not so easy to get in the US, anymore."}
+{"text":"That is not true if you drink the vodka pure, this is much more smooth than Smirnoff. I have never been before! But I like to visit Kyiv one day. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"hi niggers pl zmock me tyhx"}
+{"text":"fatso"}
+{"text":"This is why you are alone You aren't able to compromise Even though life is just compromises"}
+{"text":"I miss when the word \"harassment\" actually had a meaning, now literally just interacting with someone online whatsoever can be considered harassment even if you're as kind as possible How the actual fuck is telling someone NOT to give their info to a sketchy company, on a public post where they're asking if they should give their info to a sketchy company, somehow \"harassment\" ???"}
+{"text":"it's crazy"}
+{"text":"yeah man i tried to find that one tony soprano image but i can't find it"}
+{"text":"Your first mistake was giving a shit what women think 95+% of them are ornery breeding pigs"}
+{"text":"ayy keep walkin gringo"}
+{"text":"orale holmes"}
+{"text":"pinche guey"}
+{"text":"fuck off crying keen"}
+{"text":"Jhark"}
+{"text":"Its not an opinion, its a fact"}
+{"text":"happy momiji monday everywan! time to get that grind!"}
+{"text":"wooo lets gooo! boop ID waaat?!!"}
+{"text":"ye from here out no inventories, no deliveries, no more work at 5. just making all the product gone over the course of 3 months and gutting a store."}
+{"text":"Prostitutes start denying sex the moment they see me so all their clientele gets sicced on me"}
+{"text":"many prostitutes in the US refuse to service black men."}
+{"text":"Black men service black men"}
+{"text":"criminal"}
+{"text":"*Foleskrin hearing beamu!*"}
+{"text":":O"}
+{"text":"telling retarded kid that he's smart is abuse"}
+{"text":"I miss Anzumark and Sumerian Milkers I don't miss Yonkers or boymoder"}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":"goth slut 4 BBC!"}
+{"text":"watch house of the dragon, black man is the only one that doesnt drink alcohol or eat while all whites eat and drink sherlock holmes (Henry cavill) is a super cuck in enola holmes"}
+{"text":"umm actually da jooze invented bird watching because it wasn't forbidden in the Torah"}
+{"text":"Tv creates fake experiences that merge with people’s real experiences and leaves them in a completely false world"}
+{"text":"there are dozens upon dozens of older movies and television shows from pre-2010 that you could watch instead. Personally I enjoy the fringe horror movies with lots of ecchi."}
+{"text":"this is a stupid thread for stupid people"}
+{"text":"my kind of thread"}
+{"text":"keq ID haha i'll fucking kill you"}
+{"text":"Perhaps you would prefer it, if it were red."}
+{"text":"Hello, there! I woke up in an underground bunker, they told me my name was Hitler. This is all so strange and sudden, I don't really remember anything beyond that."}
+{"text":"I was born in the soul of misery And I never had me a bar mitzvah They just called me a Hitler when I was young Got a long line of heartache I carry it well The list of lives I've broken Reach from here to Hell And a bad luck wind been blowin' on my back Pray you don't look at me And I pray I don't look back Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"heil- i mean hi hitler"}
+{"text":"nein nein nein nein nein"}
+{"text":"I've been waiting on the edge of my seat for a Jabronica bark reveal, good stuff. He's cute."}
+{"text":"Post his rocket :3"}
+{"text":"Nice thing: Jabronica is not as much of a fag as his owner (still a fag, though)"}
+{"text":"fpbp Based Wayne."}
+{"text":"That's not a date that's a hooker"}
+{"text":"every sentence ends with a question mark I thought we did away with the Valley Girl lilt"}
+{"text":"Do you think Elon will breed Dascha?"}
+{"text":"isn't that a type of car"}
+{"text":"don't care about that fat retard"}
+{"text":"Why not participate in some international /bant/er? What is one (or several) of your secrets? What have you done, either tame or depraved, positive or negative, that you will take to the grave?"}
+{"text":"I think about suicide every single day how long has that been going on for? i used to....but no longer I don't trust anyone. Not my family. Not my closest friends. I love them, I would give my life for them, but I just don't trust anyone this is wisdom"}
+{"text":"I didn't do it ."}
+{"text":"fair..."}
+{"text":"that time i got an eidolon in my colon"}
+{"text":"finders keepers lol"}
+{"text":"no no no be careful look at them closely one of them is a cat its not a kiwi"}
+{"text":"you know what they care about more? - are you shoes stylish and clean? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? - are you competent and manly? - is your job stable? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? - do you know who you are, ethically and values-wise? - do you know what you want from life? - are you able to lead a family, or will you be a bystander who hides at work and has affairs? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is all wrong and written by a hole. Tits or gtfo, hole."}
+{"text":"- are you shoes stylish and clean? do you have money? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? does your home indicate that you spend a lot of money? - are you competent and manly? can you give me money? - is your job stable? do you make money? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"jews want you to think it's a min/maxxing game that's not true every woman and man is different & cares about different things there are common things but your best bet is to find the 1 in 1000 person who loves you, rather than make yourself attractive to 1 in 3 people & end up in some relationship you're resentful about everoyne is so fucking broken, man"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"BlACK SOULS 2"}
+{"text":"Check emmm's twitter"}
+{"text":"idk"}
+{"text":"you're a guy who waters astroturf"}
+{"text":"India is not a shithole"}
+{"text":"i'm sure parts of it are & parts of it aren't, like anywhere those mountain pictures from the other thread were cool :D"}
+{"text":"Correct. It's a shit river."}
+{"text":"glegle"}
+{"text":"mind broken award"}
+{"text":"Post Iraq-war was the best time for UKUSA relations, I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides?"}
+{"text":"The enemy deals in the art of division, but I refuse to capitulate. You are my bro, brit. Always have been, always will be."}
+{"text":"no one wants to be around you miserable pricks"}
+{"text":"I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides? i don't know if that had/has anything to do with geopolitics, funnily enough"}
+{"text":"1. All camming, 'rate me', meet-up, 'report in', etc, threads welcome. 2. All posters must be 18+. 3. No random porn dumps. Post pictures of yourself! 4. No asking for drug hookups. 5. Don't make duplicate threads. Use the catalog (try the search feature). 6. No contactfagging. 7. No signfagging. 8. No paywhoring, begging, or soliciting. 9. Guys, don't post your pics in girl-only threads (and vice versa). 10. Be respectful to each other."}
+{"text":"Session threads are not permitted."}
+{"text":"itt vent, trauma dump, attentionseek or give attention to seekers positive attention only please post contact if you want don't be looking for long term anything. short interactions giving and receiving attention then ghost I know you people just want your 5 minutes of feeling important"}
+{"text":"Me mamas la verga ahora o nunca pendeja"}
+{"text":"I wanted power and control over the hoeing JEW had done because the damage was done at that point I just wanted you to enjoy yourself and cum screaming I didn't for myself"}
+{"text":"can someone make a desktop rate thread and post it? i want to attentionwhore with my desktop and rate other people's desktops but i don't want to be the one to make the thread because then everyone would know im an eager retard"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare. Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! Sess 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"I don't know what to tell you exactly but it sounds like your mental state is really bad right now. I understand needing other people in your life, but when you rely on those external sources of stability you put yourself at a lot of risk. Working on your mental health is a great idea, but if you get betterish and then go back to them you need to try not to rely on them as a source of validation or good feelings. Generating those feelings internally is really important if you want to be better long term. You should try therapy if you can, it sounds like it might help you."}
+{"text":"Kik thread always deleted.. So i made a new one"}
+{"text":"Cuck brother here with a hot sister I’d love to see get fucked and owned by a hung cruel bully. Even better if it’s BBC if anyone is interested in seeing her message me at pluto4444822"}
+{"text":"New2Cuk (kik) I am very new to the cucking scene, my gf has recently got me into it in the last few months. Down to chat and share Down to share more :) I am m26uk. She is f23uk"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"Looking for cucks who like to share their wife/gf/mom/sis/daughter etc... Let me degrade you and her Ananon9614"}
+{"text":"Last one hit 500 Aussie bull here Will caption your girl too Kazkariv"}
+{"text":"Wannabe cuck here, any BWC Maga bulls wnna chat about my latina gf? Kik Bd6453"}
+{"text":"Cuck isn’t listening to simple instructions so I’m gonna share his cute wife with anyone who wants to see! Kik bigbadbull271 Cuck’s Kik baddad29"}
+{"text":"Sharing white gf for BBC bulls My kik and telegram squandoz Teleguard L78X2LTCS"}
+{"text":"New2Cuk (kik) I am very new to the cucking scene, my gf has recently got me into it in the last few months. Down to chat and share Down to share more I am m26uk. She is f23uk"}
+{"text":"Cuck brother here with a hot sister I’d love to see get fucked and owned by a hung cruel bully. Even better if it’s BBC .if anyone is interested in seeing her message me at pluto4444822"}
+{"text":"ASL About You Into Not Into Discord."}
+{"text":"Exposing my gf and myself to whoever wants to see, watch my gf suck my cock and clap her ass and see pics of me sucking cock behind her back @dongperver"}
+{"text":"ASL 28/M/DC About Chill guy who enjoys technology, anime, video games, all that generic shit. Pretty well-off for my age Into Cute clothes, underwear, round asses, cute bellies, lot of clothing-related stuff I'll reiterate. Looking for a cis girl who likes to show off and be cute (this means underwear/nude as well). Might develop into something more later, I'm pretty well-off so I could sugardaddy someone if I like them enough. Not into Dudes, trannies, time-wasters, sellers Discord Zantedeschias"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"in my late 30s and haven’t kissed a girl in over 6 years. there is something wrong with me. i work hard on improving my life. exercise, eat healthy, stay sober, get sleep, be diligent about my job. yet i’m still a beta simp with a tiny cock. i get insanely obsessed with certain girls — including elle fanning and laneya grace. i’m addicted to masturbation. i had quit these chats for a while but slipped. i am looking to be owned by a pervert who keeps me coming back disc: iluvlaneya"}
+{"text":"m20 looking to potentially share my gf with horny bullies disc: ok7812"}
+{"text":"A thread for camwhores to post nudes for attention, hang out, and converse. The primary goal is for this thread to be a nice, casual spot to hangout for camwhores and camwhore enthusiasts. Camwhores aren't required to constantly post pictures to participate. If they want to post one and talk that's fine, but more are always appreciated. Avoid conversational subjects that will derail the thread (politics). Guidelines Everyone follow all site and board rules be friendly and relaxed try to make high quality posts no selling, begging, or advertising no contactfagging if you don't like someone, ignore them Camwhores cis-fem only please timestamp if new don't pic dump Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Aw, damn well really appreciated you posting and you were fun and hot you seemed like you had cool interests too it's oto bad you never felt totally comfy here but I get it as well Glad you're well, it's nice to hear things got better for you I've already got some people on boob that freak me out, We have some real characters in these threads, way back in the day some guy dropped a necklace in a CWs mailbox like a creepy stalker that was a legendary 4chan moment but that was a almost a decade ago, anons talk big games but mostly they're just cringe larpers and stuff these days but taking a break can be healthy too if you find it offputting but also trolls realize they can get to you so play it all by ear this is a long way to say you take great pics, you're fun and enjoy yourself and that will make people seethe because they're insane, so just do your thing and don't worry about it"}
+{"text":"We should do one with face cams and one without on discord I really think that would be a good idea we can schedule night goon sessions lol that would make me shoot ropes for sure ugh"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess! Discord! 9tbf"}
+{"text":"That's really sweet to hear. Wish both of you luck finding the right guy. But I'd love to get to know you better if I could, if you'd like to chat I'll leave my discord. But no pressure. Thatguy28889"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure the OP said no contactfagging. Now that I think about it, is the current OP the former /hgt/ op who got mad at anons who just wanted to fap?"}
+{"text":"New thread - let’s chat"}
+{"text":"Any normal dudes in a relationship wanna chat about our sexlives with our gfs/wives. Chat about kinks and stories and just vibe PUT46E6KM"}
+{"text":"I never considered myself a celeb gooner, but some of them are really starting to hit the spot, like Dafne Keen, MBB, Jenna Ortega or some insta starlets. BC9YJ82UJ"}
+{"text":"European married couple, stag & vixen, looking to talk, share experiences or whatever with others in similar arrangements tg CZAT7CZRJ"}
+{"text":"Showing off my cousin with huge tits (nonnude) for anyone. love getting dirty together, getting cucked/humiliated HJRHE5FGK"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"previous:  reached img limit post invite links to discord servers itt"}
+{"text":"discord.gg/mV8fsKbhkQ you should join, please"}
+{"text":"cute cult we only post cute 4DgCcnMg2P"}
+{"text":"he was doing it from behind and keep creeping near it with his fingers until he went in. Esby anal adventures begin?"}
+{"text":"blessed thanks so much you're super cutie"}
+{"text":"Esby, do a two handed ass spread with your face showing, please"}
+{"text":"Wanna see you do another squat from behind please."}
+{"text":"Post YOURSELF Dont have the template? Let me help you out there. Save this pic and crop out the gender that ISNT you. Write some things about you that people may want to know. Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz Welcome to the party."}
+{"text":"Any /f/ that posts their contact is guaranteed to get swarmed by at least 20-30 adds per hour. Maybe more if she's portrayed as \"relateable\" to the degenerates of this board."}
+{"text":"Forgot image."}
+{"text":"That's a weird way to answer my question. I wanted a yes or no but sure word salad it our I guess"}
+{"text":"i'm american but I feel like we'd get on.... 27/f"}
+{"text":"Old one hit the limit. Given my record I shouldn't but up for a wager of the women. Harryhaymaker"}
+{"text":"duke_nukem6868 lost to Jimjohn16 and gave up his girls big tits."}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik me: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Wagering a request of the winners choice. Dont have a gf to trade tho, sorry Kik: dinnaeken"}
+{"text":"JimJohn16 put up a good fight but lost his gfs tits to Lenboy5665 in the end"}
+{"text":"Cocky guy here needs to be humbled. Let's compare and wagering talking about my wife and pics of her runner ass. Kik: wannabebeta1"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare. Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"05378288aecd928b 458d01a78311242ac5 26ddb6dce751f7cc458091f484fa3848 Sharing tight Arab girl of age no nudes also looking for someone to fake her"}
+{"text":"Lets trade in perv group 05914d2b62084728 b6c1fb0bbd1fcda60 72eefc31a371bfc4a 4e2750f151c8c555"}
+{"text":"Make me explode for girls you know, tight and cute things or whatever else you’re into, I want to throb, leak and cum all over myself 05844c367b3a5395e1b5c 4ece6497d06a381a3e20fa 4cd60ca41c81cf0c3d3b519"}
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+{"text":"SFW discord friend thread ASL About You Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 19, F, Argentina About You Looking for some friends online, I like to play Hoi4 and KCD, into vidya and documentaries. Trying to get into warhammer atm but kinda expensive. Looking for Friends and like minded indivduals. +1 if you are femboy or skinny Not Looking for gooners and chasers, not into making drama either. Contact lutero1444"}
+{"text":"大展鸿图 YOU SHOULD JOIN discord.gg/mV8fsKbhkQ"}
+{"text":"ASL 27/nb(amab)/US about you I am an intense and idealistic person. I am also abrasive, direct, and cold at first. I am an open and open minded person, and I am attentive about talking, I reply often. I am very emotional despite how I can come off from my typing style. I find it very difficult to understand others, but I care about it deeply. I do not have any hobbies or interests, and I am not an interesting person. That being said I like to ask others about theirs or listen to theirs, after I become attached to them and as a vehicle to attempt to understand them more. (If you actually read this send \"citrus\" in your first message or I will remove you.) I have attempted to interact with at least 618 people from 4chan so far (I am including one message exchanges or just requests). I am looking for something with rather strict criteria, but if someone talks to me for more than a week generally they are the one who unfriends me. looking for Someone I can talk to very often, who I can works towards coming as close to fully understanding each other as we can, also someone I can get along with. I will ask you many questions. I will only be adding one person from this post at a time, if I do not reply promptly that is why. not looking for Normal people (or people who care if the other person is normal), people who added anyone else or posted, those who cannot talk a lot, anyone in a romantic relationship or with a best friend (I do not want to compete with them for your time), anyone who cares about irl things (vc, exchanging pictures, etc, I do not do that), closed off people, judgmental people, closed minded people, people who cannot ask questions in response to mine and answer many questions, people who cannot talk about themselves, people who cannot have serious discussions or can only be silly. Thank you for reading. contact metronome4"}
+{"text":"f19 enough seething i have to train to become a professional gamer, new life goals game until my fingers bleed. so my laptops kinda slow… my hand eye coordination is beyond BAD … DO you have fightcade, , , i do a little socializing on these club penguin remakes im connected just on no contact the arrow keys on my laptop are half the size literally cut in half square rectangles right im going to win the biggest game with this very laptop, ill beat you then bone you and dethrone you dont read into the boneing im actually anti sex and anything sexual, and and dont add me if ur non white gay or trans please play samurai shodown v special with me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How are you not embarrassed to censor words like that. Because it's funny? How autistic are you for real r*ddit tourist?"}
+{"text":"You know you love it, you filthy animal"}
+{"text":"f21 sc: usuallysoda tell me your darkest fantasies ;)"}
+{"text":"i'm the girl in this picture, i did not post this and i did not consent to having it posted. this is the third time someone's done this on here. please do not add me, i do not want this."}
+{"text":"Leave your snap here if you're willing to cum for me on VC while I fuck."}
+{"text":"Bigdaddycock422"}
+{"text":"No, I'm not interested in anything (writing to you etc), I hope you're a fake with all my heart, but if that's not the case I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry, that you have my full \"support\" and I feel like a piece of shit, even if I had nothing to do with it."}
+{"text":"hiiii im gonna post my boosb nkw :3 this is CASSIE the famous black girl from soc :3 i am inserting a pic of my boobs…. :3 my first time publicy posting my naked body on. 4cha.com/soc :3 im tired of men thinking i scam ! i dont scam!>:(( i just want a sexy WHITE man who is skinny and tall to breed me and give me white babies and marry me !!. thst is all. please guys :3 look at my big tits youy can suck them when im prengnant:33. i am Responsible for my choices :3 i am 19 black female my discord is cozycassie"}
+{"text":"Only way to kill this thread is by making it for session I guess If you like bad dads hmu 05c64f60eab4a6f79cf09add8434 541c61c1b72fc87c9ea17b6ac5cb 6d49f5f352"}
+{"text":"ahahahahahaha xD"}
+{"text":"Trading, bonus for black or furry content 058739afc4645a3875cffefb 30a82df03cfdf4996f69288 9ea1109a65bfe79d37d"}
+{"text":"You already have a baby"}
+{"text":"You know the drill Cocks of all shapes and sizes welcome"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't say it's super duper tiny or anything like that but also have always been self conscious about it so curious to see what others think. Praise it if you like it, make fun of it if you don't, I just want an honest, detailed chat about my penis. Teleguard: WJEUQPMZ3"}
+{"text":"Forgot my dick pic"}
+{"text":"Am I really bad off? Anon220925 R59GNFQSP"}
+{"text":"I posted this in the /spt/ thread a few days ago, but I guess it would be good to get some feedback here, too. I tortured my small dick with a TENS unit. Do you guys think it deserves to be punished more?"}
+{"text":"Ask The Other Gender Anything Women: Why do you match with guys on apps then not talk? I'll read their profile and come up with something relevant to their interests, if it's kind of empty I'll just say \"Hey\" And I always wait a while before messaging, so as not to seem attention starved and eager."}
+{"text":"Could you explain why you wouldn't want to date a guy who has given a bj, assuming they are just a normal guy and not any of those things you mentioned? I see, okay thanks :)"}
+{"text":"back in 2023 date a girl I really liked it only lasted 2 and a half months but I really liked her but struggling to find out why I've been hung up on her for so long realized she love bombed me hella early on our second date she told me I was \"everything she hoped for\" while crying happy tears in my car even before we met and we were on the phone a few days before our date told me I was handsome and glad she matched with me and that she was hoping se would said she stopped using dating apps and isn't talking to anyone else I fell for it hook, line, and sinker I just feel so stupid. Like I tell myself \"I can't believe I fell for that\" often when I think about it. I also fucked up because our first date was 6 hours and our second date was 8 hours. I've learned now early dates should only be 2 hours max. She cheated on me, but not with her ex, who she talked about every time we hung out and I let slide because I just thought it would stop and I was head over heels for her. I immediately broke up with her. One of our post-break up convos I called her out since we were exclusive and she said she just \"barely scratched the emotional surface of cheating\" since she was only talking to guys on tinder and never met them and that \"it was just a 2 month relationship so it wasn't a big deal.\" Part of me for so long wanted to believe she didn't mean that second one, but I know she did. I talk to my therapist about it often. Like, I don't want to contact her, but I still feel this emotional attachment that I don't want. I've dated other girls and even slept with a few since this ex, but I still feel this way. Am I fucked up beyond salvation? I'm almost 30 now and think about this girl more than I want to, but it's a lot less than when it initially happened."}
+{"text":"There's a difference in meeting and solely being approached out of romantic interest. Men very rarely approach women just to chat for a minute and then move on with their days. doesn't smoke (cigarettes or weed) same political beliefs doesn't own a dog not religious doesn't want kids proper grammar, spelling, and syntax on profile has written an actual bio (not just something like \"I'm bad at talking about myself. Just ask whatever you want to know.\" pictures need to be recent no bathroom selfies or gym selfies no pictures of them at pubs/bars needs to meet bare physical requirements (e.g. not overweight, no long hair, etc) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Admittedly he is. My problem is I hyper fixate on things. He's helped me with mindfulness and I am thinking of her LESS, but I still do. I think it was because it was so intense so quickly and I haven't had an intense relationship like that since"}
+{"text":"you are such an insufferable idiot it's hard to believe lol don't listen to this dipshit dude"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen any NYC threads in a while. Please post whatever you want along with your contact information, if you're from NYC. 26 years old, gay, power bottom from uptown Manhattan. Text me if you're down to fuck."}
+{"text":"Is ten years older \"significantly older\"?"}
+{"text":"25 f manhattan looking for fuck buddies males only discord: cccccccccunt"}
+{"text":"Paywhore"}
+{"text":"Woof! Where the huzz at?"}
+{"text":"eh kind of, I’m honestly fine with any age as long as it’s not 35+"}
+{"text":"M27 Post your small dicks here for the world to see Kik: gym_jock098"}
+{"text":"Decently big myself but in the mood to see small ones Kik 013throwaway"}
+{"text":"M 23. Currently caged my small cock in a nub cage. Would love to chat or be humiliated. 6N859ZYV2"}
+{"text":"33 gay chubby tiny dick kik plobster"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Thread for younger doms looking for relationships with older subs. a/s/l about me looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"22 F CIS woman mean goth domme looking for obedient piggies, losers, femboys and sissies, incels, gooners, footslaves and men who do what they're told. let me ruin you, drain you, degrade you and humiliate you. kik: witchvomit"}
+{"text":"looking for piggies Paypigging is still begging"}
+{"text":"maybe if you're the pig. i don't beg. they come to me and do what they're told if they want attention."}
+{"text":"39/F/USA Urology nurse. Into medfet. Especially with younger guys. I will be online another 30 minutes. Post teleguard if interested."}
+{"text":"Add me GUC7EAT7X"}
+{"text":"Tribbing now"}
+{"text":"Looking for cock tribs of my wife footslut Add @solespump on telegram if you are into feet and ready to tribute."}
+{"text":"21yo bwc stud bull doing tribs Throwawaymissshowing"}
+{"text":"kik and disc: lukelake78 Need some cumtributes to add to this collage"}
+{"text":"Doing tributes. Hmu on disc johnny_appleseed696"}
+{"text":"u do BBC tribs? can drop my discord if u can got a hot girl for ya"}
+{"text":"/agt/ Age Gap Thread: new bread. for those seeking age gaps. old thread:"}
+{"text":"Damn, I now start my day ERECT!! Nice. As far as I can tell just wants money. I'd have done her if she was looking for anything serious."}
+{"text":"Bump 32 m us Looking for younger females Discord whoguessed"}
+{"text":"42/m Daddy dom / father figure searching for his little princess/daughter. Searching for someone who's interested in an actual long term relationship. Ideally you're someone who's lonely, clingy and needs a lot of attention. What I'm offering - - Attention, lots of it - Dad jokes - Boomer/Millennial memes - Humor that will make you cringe, hide your face in a pillow and/or roll your eyes - Movie nights - Life advice - Someone who would listen to you vent - Someone who's going to make your decisions for you (if you want), like what you wear, what you eat, etc Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"asl Male, 18, Asian, twink looking for Looking for anyone to talk to in vc and just chill in my server (im lonely T-T and can talk about anything) discord CelibacyAngel"}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"hi im 18 toronto. will anyone love mei soent new years all alone again"}
+{"text":"if you're still adding people hazebrained_85780"}
+{"text":"That vag is so neat, i want to see inside, gorgeous, i am telegram Martin Coombs"}
+{"text":"Post more of your pussy spread"}
+{"text":"Actual schizo here. I have a lot of experience hurting people, I can give you what you want until its more than you asked for. Happy to make your life interesting if you're serious about it. disc: fieldwithoneelement"}
+{"text":"Add me, love a younger girl or this older dad cock Boredman4201"}
+{"text":"Gorefags please apply edition ASL About You Into Not Into Discord"}
+{"text":"Wish you had discord, actually very curious to talk with you."}
+{"text":"Hii, I'm very new at this whole very kinky and open minded thing, but I'd really love to learn all the options and I think I'm very open minded. I'm bi and want to become very kinky. If you enjoy teaching new people about your kinks or shocking people with your turn ons please add me. I'm bi and open to anything but also a bit private about myself so please talk about your kinks and things not me. XX ZVR4YY2ML"}
+{"text":"Need a very nasty perv to break me Make me jerk to literally any slutty short skirt or dress pic you tell me even if it makes me feel pervy. Especially shiny ones and British chavs. Don't let me refuse. Make it embarrassing for me Or Show me which hot female character from stranger things I have to cum to. Kik is TriggeredCDchloe Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB"}
+{"text":"Twink/21 I have a extreme medical and foot fetish. Want me to be your patient? I can handle extreme treatments. Take advantage of me, humiliate me, degrade me and ruin my orgasms. I'm also into censored porn and in chastity for 2 weeks now. Kik: prettyghostboy"}
+{"text":"Discord is: twinkfootboy_96017 i"}
+{"text":"dont forget to leave your username and platform(s) of choice"}
+{"text":"Which celebs do you most want to see take it? Let's compare lists and goon to your favorites 056e39adcd1329d3073e7dd8008 26b58aec204158d5096865732f05 95292051008"}
+{"text":"Curious if my wife is bbc material! Hmu if you wanna chat about it! Telegram: @thedude1534"}
+{"text":"Always love more"}
+{"text":"Back online Also available on teleguard L78X2LTCS"}
+{"text":"Bump back online"}
+{"text":"The previous thread is dead, but there should be more femboys."}
+{"text":"Bum >:3 kik- lizbethCD"}
+{"text":"25m/USA Looking for someone who wants to show off sexy outfits while we both get off. Open to VC/cam but don't have to, we can go at your pace. hmu on discord: mr_kips."}
+{"text":"Okay"}
+{"text":"Kik: parvib7 If you are struggling with your look and would like to hear a genuine kind words about your look then I am your guy. I adore trans girls, sissies and traps and would love to chat"}
+{"text":"Twink/21 Horny little fag after two weeks in chastity. Need someone to abuse me like a cheap slut. Hurt me, take my orgasms away from me and humiliate me. Kik: prettyghostboy"}
+{"text":"why does the kik thread keep getting deleted?"}
+{"text":"Duplicate thread rule. Start using the search function."}
+{"text":"I can't find the other one??"}
+{"text":"I have word kik in filter to be pinned at the top of page. Even tho there isnt any thread that lasts for more then 100 replies. And not just general dirty kik threads. All kik and teleguqrd related threads are missing today once again"}
+{"text":"Good, fuck you both degenerates pieces of shit spamming the usual bots"}
+{"text":"What other then social apps do you hope to find on board for social meets and networking?"}
+{"text":"Want affection but don't want to spend the time getting to know someone? Want to playact the fun parts of a relationship without the guilt of lying to your partner? Want someone to say \"I love you\" to before going to sleep without meaning it? ASL What you want What you don't want Why you want this (optional) Contact This is NOT a real dating thread, a gooner thread, or a hook up thread. Sexuality can be part of affection but the primary focus should be on affection itself. If you just want to get off don't post here. If you want a real relationship don't post here. This is for people who want to pretend at a relationship for whatever reason."}
+{"text":"Don’t matter"}
+{"text":"in my 30s, US. discord is crashbangbooom"}
+{"text":"Mid thirties as well, married with a 4chan active wife, I think we could click. disc is subservient_to_cum"}
+{"text":"ASL 33/M/USA UT about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, I stay in shape at work and in the climbing gym. Construction worker with skills and specialties as an electrician/plumber, holder of licenses and certifications, I’ve been told I have strange taste, a little bit of a tease and flirty to a fault. physical description 6’3, brown hair, blue eyes, Scandinavian ancestry, good shape, gym and outdoor climbing, like to do light distance running (half marathons) interests Hiking, camping, running, music, grilling, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Women with a gentle or friendly personality. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends, gamers are welcome! not looking for People looking for physical meets, aggressive people, greedy folks. contact Kik: IRUMBLERI"}
+{"text":"Extremely rare to see another south african here...why are you here? I'm legit asking, figure there's a reason it's so rare"}
+{"text":"New usual Rate thread!!!! Posting not mandatory, highly encouraged! Rate and have fun!!!!!! Requests open!!!"}
+{"text":"Maybe next time I could try posting something on vocaroo?? Also post inside the thread!!! Im not gonna contactfag!! Yup as long as ur okay with being rated whatever."}
+{"text":"drives me feral /10 6/10 good body but shitty hair + advertising kik ew 8/10 body id want my husband to have 8/10 i’m jealous of your body"}
+{"text":"Do you have any way to contact you outside of the thread? You’re like 9/10 easy"}
+{"text":"Thirsty faggot. She's a 7 overall, but tits are an 8 (would be 9 but pimples). Voice is 10. Pussy is only a 6.5. This is objective fact."}
+{"text":"Heey, I love your body, could you show me your belly button close please?"}
+{"text":"Thread for trans people finding others and vice versa. ASL About Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Do you have kik?"}
+{"text":"Very cute body"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/Male/TX About I like vidya. I play a lot of TF2 so if you're into that hmu. I'm 6 feet tall with a full beard and powerful belly. Looking for MTFs to chill and game with, maybe more. if you look like picrel i need you. if youre in ontario bonus points because I plan to go on a working holiday there and get PR. Contact fearandloathinginalternia"}
+{"text":"ASL 23/boy/southeast usa About irl shota lol. don’t call me a man, im a sweet little boy! i go by puppy anonymously. im a full time student currently working towards a psychology degree! my main interests include nintendo, vr, and music (especially vaporwave and other low bpm electronic music!!). beyond that, im working on my own kind of physical transition. currently in the process of weight loss (145 pounds or less is my goal!!) and in the future im looking into full body laser hair removal and other possible methods to make myself look more youthful and androgynous (dermatology and hair stuff mainly. possible enby hrt, NOT full feminization!!!) Looking for something that has the potential to grow into something long term! primarily, i really just want to meet someone i can really connect with! im hoping to meet a new friend that shares similar interests and can spend time with! having a new friend to play nintendo games with or even vrchat would be pawesome… beyond that though, im looking for someone with an interest in irl transformation, along the lines of bimbofication with some other aspects! some of my favorite artists growing up were albatross and toby_arts, and i absolutely ADOREEE their depictions of bimbofication and other depraved transformations!! i’ve gotten pretty close to doing stuff like this with an ex of mine, but unfortunately things fell through due to personality incompatibilities. i would be able to fund all of it, but this isn’t going to be something i just do instantly for some stranger. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I understood that. I was hoping that it was a good proxy for what I was trying to determine. It's not even removing that many profiles anyway, but I'll try messaging more girls and get promptly ghosted anyway. Thanks for the heads up."}
+{"text":"sane woman Wouldn't describe most of the ones I've seen on here."}
+{"text":"A tranny keeps viewing my profile and I feel sexually harassed."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"And your reason for not skipping them? Does someone like the attention?"}
+{"text":"No one likes a tranny. You didn't hsbr to repeat yourself"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! Sess 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"asl married 37.m.est looking for biofem women, married or not, to commiserate with not looking for blacks, trannies contact info disc: youroutlet"}
+{"text":"asl 24/M/USA looking for Looking for an edgy school shooter type girl to fall in love with and hate the world with. I want insane obsessive soul bonding or nothing at all. not looking for Brown, bisexual, trannies, moralfags contact info Discord is vantablackjackson"}
+{"text":"Oh nooo what i will do now? ;("}
+{"text":"Post your info and a picture only. old thread was full(Again)"}
+{"text":"dom4bltch"}
+{"text":"Victs66"}
+{"text":"lots of ppl added me"}
+{"text":"cammmden"}
+{"text":"New Year New Thread ASL Describe/About Yourself Hobbies/Interests Looking for Not looking for Tags & socials"}
+{"text":"24 yo twink, EU. About you bored outta my mind due to my job, so i need ppl to yap their ear off until i get off. I go nature walking as much as i can, if ur neary hit me up i love going on hikes with ppl. Ppl say I'm pretty so if im boring at least there's that. Interests Music (electronic, synth, melodic metal), hiking, I play RoR2 when I have time, discussing whatever"}
+{"text":"oh shit i forgot Discord katowatowato"}
+{"text":"ASL 22/f/Georgia About You bipolar and anxiety ridden minimum wage worker, music collector, beer drinker, video game player (especially pre-2010), pseudo-intellectual dumbass with probably a low iq, a little bit of a furry, socially dry and distant but trying my best. Looking For anyone with similar problems, interests, hobbies etc, dark woke warriors, open minded and thoughtful people, those who can carry conversations, (optional, but preferred). bonus points if a furry (also optional) Not Looking For extreme negativity, bigots or any form of conservative, sex shit, voice calls Contact discord: ch0bann"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare. Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! Session 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"ASL Looking for Contacts"}
+{"text":"subhuman thread"}
+{"text":"good thread my saar"}
+{"text":"Thank you saar"}
+{"text":"sssaaaaaaarrrrrr"}
+{"text":"Good morning saaaaaaar"}
+{"text":"If you’re from this part of good ol U.S of A ya’ll know what to do post your: Asl about you what you’re into what you’re not into contact"}
+{"text":"The company sounds nice, having two people to cuddle and talk to. No idea what that would look like ideally or realistically. I could see myself being happy in a number of dynamics."}
+{"text":"What would you need in that situation to be happy? Like would you need allowance, a certain amount of space, ect?"}
+{"text":"If I wasn't working, I would want an allowance. Yes, I would want my own space for an office or hobbies. I wouldn't want to share a bed with two people every night, it would probably be cramped. If you have more questions, you should share your discord so we're not taking up the thread."}
+{"text":"M/27/ Chicago Looking for a JO buddy, I’ve always wanted to do this but have never found someone to actually do it. Please let me know you come from here because I post in a lot of threads Kik: willington6"}
+{"text":"Good point. Steelsamurai0671"}
+{"text":"Join The Fishy Tank, a server for everyone, active vc and some interesting individuals pXPxZvKB"}
+{"text":"new invite zAwhbNCR"}
+{"text":"For all your hypnosis needs: I'm looking for a new hypno RP (Roleplay) Partner. I would like someone who loves to roleplay and touch my body. I'm not huge into sex, mostly groping, teasing, and changing me. I love being made into a maid, cow, employee, drone, or anything else you like. Please bring spirals. I love people with spiral profile pictures. My favorite stories are where heroines are defeated, or regular women are kidnapped and turned into slaves. Telegram: @HypnotizedFriend"}
+{"text":"f19 i wanna learn about hypno. i even have a subject to test it on 4V7WXEQKG"}
+{"text":"Wife finally agreed to nurture my sissy side. Gave me some clothes and I am allowed to meet some guys. Needing some video or pics randomly sent to further my cock lust and let me really love deep into the lifestyle. Kik: FreeUseDudeMn"}
+{"text":"Pathetic roleplayers. Go find a real tist to work with. It takes effort but the real thing is just one of the best experiences out there"}
+{"text":"kik - GalnRiley I'm trying to hypnotize my friend to transition to a girl and be addicted to cock. Is there any way to achieve this? I left their kik in case anyone wants to try."}
+{"text":"This is a space is for real connections with those who are chubby or extremely obese. A place about embracing your body so don’t be afraid to share how much you weigh and whether or not you want to pout on weight or slim down. Share your journey, meet like-minded people, and find long-term relationships or lifelong friendships. Have the confidence and if you want to share what you look like feel free! Introduce yourself: ASL About You Interests Looking For Not Looking For Contact Info"}
+{"text":"ASL 24 M, somewhere in burgerland About Short skelly Looking for A fat women that likes to fantasize about warm scenarios like pic rel and encourages me to draw (pic rel isn't mine) contact Disc:chipfab_52180"}
+{"text":"I swear I can type properly, I'm just very tired today"}
+{"text":"32 M Looking for chubby girls, someone to chat daily. Sexchat not mandatory but it's a plus SC: marck_lifter"}
+{"text":"How am I supposed to wax poetic when neither of you email back."}
+{"text":"Wonder if we’ve emailed before What do you mean you’re not interested in sex, like at all? I ask because that’s the natural way any conversation from this place will trend. I’m not saying my opener is a dick pic but"}
+{"text":"hey is anybody interested in a steam acc full of great oldschool games for low-end PCs? stuff like, Elder Scrolls games, Fallout New Vegas a lot of indie stuff, etc i have no use for it, switched to console long ago, even tho my friends been playing on it it has around 250 games total. Telegram is : @greed_1337"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Just message him nigga"}
+{"text":"who xd its me, OP, the ID keeps changing"}
+{"text":"bump! anyone can send money to Ukraine from US without PayPal?"}
+{"text":"don't bother me if you're not gonna pay for it, faggots. I'm fed up with your disrespect and catfishing lies"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the ERP thread! Freezing Edition Previous thread: The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where anons can freely share their contact information, characters, solicit roleplay, share fantasies, discuss kinks, and everything else related to ERP. What's ERP? Erotic Roleplay is text, or voice, based conversation where people build towards \"sexy time\" that's usually more structured than dirty talk. For many, the plots, settings, and characters in ERP allow for fantasies to be more fully discovered, explored, and fulfilled. Where can I ERP? Pretty much on any medium that allows for communication, including KIK, Telegram, Discord, Skype, and even Twitter/Instagram DMs. I'm looking for something more advanced. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"33m Really want to do a scenario where you are my mean older step sister who bullies/blackmails me with her smelly feet Disc realone709"}
+{"text":"29/m/bi Horny slim, subby boy looking to RP and trade with a hung dom guy. Into a lot of kinks, but love girls feet, BWC, BBC, being bullied, cucked, humiliated etc Come put me in my place Disc: .t1ck."}
+{"text":"upside ball rp"}
+{"text":"Iv always had this fantasy of meeting someone who can possess another body if anyone else would like to play that role feel free hit me up R3A7CS7D7"}
+{"text":"lmaooo this made me giggle"}
+{"text":"Come out here and live and work at the Grand Canyon! Plenty of autistic people and rascist out here. Enjoy low rent along with a place to meet local gooners. Or maybe just plan a trip with other channers. Looking for a girl non black girl into raceplay with a fat black guy, hit me up and live out here with me."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Hiiii! everyone I'm 18 male I want some people to add me and talk to me and vc with me on discord without ghosting me and vanishing for good I added few people from  most of them straight up ghosted me and vanished I managed to gather two people they are very nice and i'm very happy I made a new thread though recently and got banned fuck me and now I'm here Discord is woooooooooooooah"}
+{"text":"do you play minecraft ive been trying to find people to play minecraft modded with me, i dont mind vc either"}
+{"text":"I'm very sorry anon My pc suck I can't run minecraft but I'd be really happy if you contact me"}
+{"text":"Will you send me pictures of your penis and asshole?"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"honestly, this is the wrong place to make friends and you sound like you dont know how to make them anyway"}
+{"text":"Last one was dying so started a new one! Copied from OP: I’m so fucking tired of 99% of threads here being just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :( So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends - and still keep it NSFW when it feels right. :3 About me: asl 33, m, Mexico, bi interests Online politics, analog photography, record collecting, mixology, cooking Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No way this is real"}
+{"text":"I am, really pretty dick btw"}
+{"text":"26M Looking for long term porn buds. Let’s edge to porn, celebs, anime and whatever else gets us throbbing. Bonus if you’re in a relationship and love showing off. ZXRFFA86D"}
+{"text":"w"}
+{"text":"ASL 33/M/USA UT about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, I stay in shape at work and in the climbing gym. Construction worker with skills and specialties as an electrician/plumber, holder of licenses and certifications, I’ve been told I have strange taste, a little bit of a tease and flirty to a fault. physical description 6’3, lean/muscular, brown hair, blue eyes, Scandinavian ancestry, good shape, gym and outdoor climbing, like to do light distance running (half marathons) interests Hiking, camping, running, music, grilling, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Women with a gentle or friendly personality. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends, gamers are welcome! not looking for People looking for physical meets, aggressive people, greedy folks. contact Kik: IRUMBLERI"}
+{"text":"Thread for people who enjoy Western animation and comics to meet each other. ASL about favorite media looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"exactly the same happened to me, wonder if it's the same one"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Bit off topic, but I'm curious. Any commies, especially MLs/\"tankies\" about? I'm working on a worldbuilding project and could use some fellow travelers to get things going strong Reply with a means of getting in touch. I'll reach out if/when I can"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!!!!! ! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"ASL 43m Georgia Physical description 6’4” average athletic type body, hung cock Interests Outdoors, cooking, music, and sports Looking for Female to chat with and see what happens. Will also entertain cucks who want to show Not looking for Gay/Bi Contact Kik: Cane29"}
+{"text":"Looking for old man Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Bumping sam"}
+{"text":"ww"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!!!!! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"New thread for WOMEN ONLY. No men may post their ads Women may post what they are looking for along with a contact, or they may post requesting for another to post theirs. NO MEN ARE ALLOWED TO POST ADS FOR THEMSELVES. All men who post their ads will be added to a list of digital sex offenders and publicly humiliated."}
+{"text":"alright, give me your disc or contact and i'll see if i can add you"}
+{"text":"You can add 3h4rd Likely won't accept the invite or chat until tonight though."}
+{"text":"Dude I love warframe I've got nobody to run it with could we play?"}
+{"text":"Added you, can relate to this partly and can share traumadumping and stupid memes, depressed, autistic but trying to function. My username contains \"noob\" in it."}
+{"text":"Oh boy I sure do loving the same mission 555 gorillion times to get a tiddlywink on an item that may or may not be good. War frame is great"}
+{"text":"A thread for black girls to find the white anons who would be open to talking with them."}
+{"text":"A poor nonwhite chud like me will never find my nubian qvveen..."}
+{"text":"Bwc for queen Discord/kik: victs66"}
+{"text":"I wish my penis was this thick"}
+{"text":"ASL 34/m/italy Interests gaming, movies, anime, musics, mythology Looking For I'm really addicted to chubby girls with HUGE pair of tits, i can stare at them like, the whole day. I'm looking for a girl preferably with big tits (but not mandatory) to chat/sexchat(always not mandatory) and/or photos/video share of ourselves Discord hysoalex"}
+{"text":"How short we talking?"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussion of blackmail, exposure, humiliation role play and consensual non consent related topics. ssissies femboys and tiny dick cucks welcomed."}
+{"text":"Bumping cuz i really want to be blackmailed and exposed Disc: bunnykay28 Kik: X3BunnyExposed"}
+{"text":"Controlling and manipulative dom always looking for new girls to bm, I'll make sure it a fun ride Time can be negotiated Only looking for girls willing to verify, prefer 20 and under Open to help others if the girls is cute I may not respond right away but ill get to you KZPFAJ43N 05f0319fc12a64c28f87ea 759fb2262ca0d274eec4c79 adab161cff1fcd62f8f5a"}
+{"text":"25 Arab dom bull Give me your girl Into humiliation raceplay feargasm cuckolding raceplay censoring ect Kik kimia16666"}
+{"text":"22 F CIS woman mean goth domme looking for obedient piggies, losers, femboys and sissies, incels, gooners, footslaves and men who do what they're told. let me ruin you, drain you, degrade you and humiliate you. kik: witchvomit"}
+{"text":"I want a sub who is willing to be controlled, exposed, humiliated, bullied and abused but love every moment. Must be female, any size, any race, any age. Kik greydrain"}
+{"text":"ASL About you (hobbies, interests, etc.) Looking for Not looking for Contact information"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"40 bi m norfolk into hearing guilty confession seeing guys wife's gf or fami pregnant and breastfeeding kink open minded perv cock rate kik youandme1939 teleguard G68PDNUFJ"}
+{"text":"I'm 23 F If anyone wants to make a new gfriend we can talk. Telegram @Andrea557p"}
+{"text":"Hey, what's your disc? I love undertale as well and would like to play ow2 with you I'm fatchouli99 on disc if you want me :D"}
+{"text":"Know I shouldn’t be doing this but I’m horny for a girl I used to teach. Would love a chat over her if anyone’s interested. She’s Irish and unreal. Kik pinkskies999"}
+{"text":"post some tunes, talk to each other, maybe find a new friend(s) and exchange contact!"}
+{"text":"instagram reaction image running defensive action for trooners I don't even have to see your face to know you've got a septum piercing."}
+{"text":"you don't like cartel and schizo reels? what a hater. ive got a LOT more than just a septum piercing buddy. quit flirting with me."}
+{"text":"Ye lemme leech Cestaudi on disc"}
+{"text":"you disagree with me, so you must secretly have a crush on me! kek, what is this gradeschool bullshit"}
+{"text":"34/M/straight. Interested in chatting/sharing pics/memes/sexting whatever. Only interested in women, sorry boyz. I'm white, fit but skinny, very open minded and into all body types. Used to be an emo kid, now a functioning stoner. Hmu. My kik is @PhotonAZ"}
+{"text":"Still around"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Anyone got more of Brooklyn? Kik: perfectbull62"}
+{"text":"Looking fuck buddy am horny Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Send me all your taboo. Pics or stories doesnt matter. Anything goes. IAmTheCurryNow12"}
+{"text":"Fat Thread Haven't seen one in a while Fat, hairy, dirty perv here looking for cute sissy/trap/femboys to show off their cute fuckable asses and watch me jerk off to you. Bonus if you got toys Or do you wanna have your wife/gf/ex/mom/sis/aunt/etc used and abused and fucked and impregnated by some fat, greasy, hairy, filthy slob and watch? kik: jaaayyy9156 Telegram: @warlockjay99 Pic is me"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, contact?"}
+{"text":"leave contact if interested no fatties"}
+{"text":"300 lb skinny dick d cup guy Down to compare bodies, everything with you if you're fit/skinny dt5045"}
+{"text":"oo"}
+{"text":"Send me your taboo. Anything goes IAmTheCurryNow12"}
+{"text":"Cis-fem only. Timestamp if new. No contactfagging - do not request/post personal info/contact info/discordfagging/name/location [dox]. No soliciting - advertising (all forms) is not welcome on 4chan, this includes any type of referral linking, \"offers\", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc. No nevernudes - go to the rate threads. Be civil - do not spam the thread or bully/stalk/harass posters and others anons. No pic dumping old thread ???"}
+{"text":"omg..please tell me you’re bi pleasepleasepleaseplea"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"OMG you're back. I remember your sloppy attitude and your incredible mouth, you drove me crazy. Happy to see you back here, how are you?"}
+{"text":"and I also remeber how much you like to be groped properly... I'd definitely treat as you wish and deserve for as long as necessary to let you tired, sweaty and satisfied"}
+{"text":"damn it's good to see a properly big girl that belly is begging to be kneaded while fucking you"}
+{"text":"Post here if you believe in dating with the intent to marry and want to meet likeminded people. a/s/l about you looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"A/S/L 19/ F / NY About You I'm pretty mixed ehe,, I'm filipino, black, native, and european!! I'm 5'2 and I'm slim. I really like films and photography! also I'm somewhat timid and awkward (sorry if that's a dealbreaker) Looking For I would like to meet someone who's creative and who has the same interests! Different interests are okay as well :-3,, I would prefer people who are into the arts though!! I don't really care about race, as long as you are nice, patient, and kind to me. Not Looking For Anyone older than 26 (sorry), sex pests, and crazies. Contact eviledoerr"}
+{"text":"just woke up, so why not. a/s/l 24/mtf/us about me Straight subby girl with a worthless degree. i don't work fulltime, i just do some consulting work on the side. i have no debt and my surgeries are self funded. i have i guess typical 4chan interests. i really enjoy cooking, photography(my absent dad is a photographer) and anything in nature I believe that it's best for relationships' net happiness if women follow and (kind, greater-good minded, not self-interested) men lead. i therefore want something bdsm lifestyle adjacent. i'm interested in a long-term romantic relationship with someone who will be my other half that i dedicate everything to, nothing casual. i am flexible as to the exact kind of the dynamic, anything from mostly in bed to 24/7 tpe i'm open to. I want to live in a world without lies. that means authenticity first and removing ourselves from as much societal bs expectation as possible. of course i prefer traditional roles, but i don't like performativity. Let's get to know each other organically first. discussion of mutual goals early is really important to me too. looking for strong masculine kind authentic man that doesn't mind trannies, is intellectual, and who wants a wife that will do basically whatever he pleases for him. not looking for women, effeminate men, men that just want sex, i don't really care about politics but no crazy commies please. contact oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks @ discord. this is an alt. i will add you on my main if we click and i feel very comfy."}
+{"text":"no actual interests listed no photos 16 replies me: 0 reason: she has tits and a V. Fuck, this place is thirsty af and way out of proportion. I'm done with this place, bro. Need to get off screens. Back to the real world I go."}
+{"text":"List ASL 29, female, married (but looking to leave at some point), US Territory about me Emotional, loving island girl who loves singing, playing instruments, doing stuff for people, watching anime and shows, and playing games. I can be kinky and physical touch, words of affirmation, and sometimes gift giving are my love languages. love the beach and will go any time of the day but swimming at night is my favorite. I love getting to know people. And I love singing for people. looking for White guys who wanna maybe settle down. Sweet, kind, but tough crazy man. Who can dish out jokes but is consistent. Makes me feel loved and like a princess. Takes care of me in every way and I’ll always take care of him. Someone who is patient loving and kind with my BPD and who doesn’t judge me for it. Who’s patient and doesn’t abandon me. Basically the perfect guy. Dom for sure. As I am submissive to the max. not looking for Immediate NSFW. Pic collectors. Gooners ghosters. Discord: mystery142"}
+{"text":"You should try the rushed marriage thread instead. You clearly have no intention of committing to a relationship or to settle down, which is more the kind of things this thread is about (love, soulmate, marriage)."}
+{"text":"u need real problems"}
+{"text":"damn all i said was vocaroo is just an inconvenient way to communicate, idk why ur surprised its dead"}
+{"text":"LMAO i thought you meant the way I talk specifically, my bad gang"}
+{"text":"Old thread SHUT IN THREAD FAQ ======================================= What do I do in the threads? Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity! Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in? No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick. I DON'T LIKE ___________ Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you. Can I put in contact info? Sure, you may use this template or any of your own. name? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Name? James Contact info sc: cherrymerchant Age 32 Sex M Location Philippines Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"do i count as a shut in if the only reason i leave my house is to go to work and visit my parents? i don't interact with anyone"}
+{"text":"i think so"}
+{"text":"No. Even just going to work would have disqualified you, but the fact you also go to your parents is really far removed from the concept of shut in. You will notice the questionnaire has a line: NEET/Introvert/Shut-In? You could be (depends on you, not your action pattern) an introvert even though you're obviously not a NEET or shut-in."}
+{"text":"you are retarded"}
+{"text":"discord SERVERS pitch your server and how many are in it"}
+{"text":"This server sux"}
+{"text":"Garfield Bump"}
+{"text":"throw me a (You) Been meaning to find the time to listen to this. Would have sooner if I knew it was so short. So.... Great Voice! Sorry for the delay. Still taking requests?"}
+{"text":"Listening to some of these audios makes me feel things, you nonas should really consider voice acting"}
+{"text":"How the hell does someone find and/or date u ? Also what made u into a sadist/what are u into ?"}
+{"text":"that pic Male spotted"}
+{"text":"cant even really blame you for assuming that but, no. id say it takes a woman to truly appreciate female suffering, actually. post generic questions here as i cba to individually reply to people."}
+{"text":"you dont date me, or we date for a short period of time before i lose interest. i am chronically bored a lot of abuse made me this way. i just like verbally tearing someone to shreds once i know their weak points and have to hide my joy because it makes me happy."}
+{"text":"Edgelord virgin loser"}
+{"text":"I like men that do everything I want. Into blood, cutting, needles, sometimes piss but that's not a deal breaker. Must be willing to satisfy my bloodlust. If you're going to add me then send me an introductory message explaining who you are and what you expect from me. Not looking for a fulltime sub, just a plaything so that I can get off narcoticritual on disc"}
+{"text":"For cali anons. Last thread reached bump limit."}
+{"text":"discord - bob38534"}
+{"text":"The mysterious bob38534… leaving so much to the imagination…who are you? Where from?"}
+{"text":"i hate my life i used to live in san diego now i live in fucking tulare county what the fuck i’m 18 and female and ill never be able to live in beachy california againbbecause of fucking tourists i’ll probably need a roommate if i move back and that roommmate will rape and kill me or something. no contact cus i hate my life and like to complaikm on the internet"}
+{"text":"That’s funny, I was from the Central Valley about an hour from Tulare and now I’m in San Diego. And I hate the heat so much. The beach and the ocean are cool though"}
+{"text":"Bump Still seeking for a long term sex partner Im not into GOONERS.!! KIK liltightqussy"}
+{"text":"Do relationships (or friendships) even work out on here or do they just become toxic messes? Generally curious"}
+{"text":"I tried. I always get cheated on."}
+{"text":"I don't think you are my ex, but if you have bpd you need to get help for it before it ruins more relationships."}
+{"text":"No. You ll waste your time pouring your heart out to a girl that will claim to be madly in love with you. She ll even call you big brother. Will lie that you're the only one and that she wants to meet you. Only for her to drop you like a sack of potatoes and you later realizing that she was talking to several other guys at the same time."}
+{"text":"Why are you so colossally vain? You should be ashamed to be like this. :("}
+{"text":"Why are you so convinced you know me despite not knowing anything about me beyond what I've said here? You should be ashamed to assume so much."}
+{"text":"any trans-friendly right wing discord servers? its hard to find spaces that will accept me and my views together"}
+{"text":"Catholics are the closest to the demiurge. this is why every good natured man is naturally repulsed."}
+{"text":"someone should make cloud over this post so i can use it as reaction image on discord"}
+{"text":"its hard to find spaces that will accept me and my views together Really makes you wonder"}
+{"text":"Hii guys does anybody know good servers that worship neet smelly girls I feel like shit and I want something to cheer me up"}
+{"text":"i've got a bwc, you should add me discord is ppebun"}
+{"text":"Sorry I mistook my handle LMAOOO @dakotavonhesse"}
+{"text":"to whoever read this, I posted in the wrong thread cuz I'm drunk so sorry lmao :c"}
+{"text":"hi me be my girlfriend discord - consxmer"}
+{"text":"UNsyaqexqY"}
+{"text":"This is the best"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"And bump"}
+{"text":"A thread for female dominants and those who appreciate them. When writing remember to put yourself in the mind of the person you're trying to attract and think what kind of things might catch their eye. Having interests you're passionate about is alluring and mention anything you believe could spark a connection. Be broad and cast a wide net. Be positive Also it's good to rewrite your post for each new thread instead of just copy-pasting the old one. It'll help you to improve it and attract more attention. ASL About you Interests Kinks Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Soaryn_Soc on discord and kik"}
+{"text":"Don't know if you're still looking, but I'd love to talk. Telegram is @danfaps"}
+{"text":"Would love to chat I can be such a good and adoring puppy for you. Snapchat me? Crankshaft47"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"Hi 20M puppy :) my discord is auvry_o"}
+{"text":"Trans Dating Thread!! ASL Description. Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 32/M/UK Looking for Someone right wing and clingy. I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, masculine, blue eyes, white. Not looking for BPD Discord solxsolxsol"}
+{"text":"how so?"}
+{"text":"ASL 21 MTF North Texas About Pretty tired all the time, I work a dead end job and have no one to hang out with irl, I like warhammer books, I do 3D Modelling in my spare time, honestly my gender identity falls more into hrt femboy territory than just wanting to be a cis woman but who cares. also i'm a freak and into some crazy stuff so. Looking For Men around my age, preferably if you like video games and slop that's cool Not Looking For women, obese people, people that just want nsfw, ghosters. Contact disc: tiredallthetimefriend if we click, i'll add you on my main"}
+{"text":"ASL 30/M/MD About White and in pretty good shape-not necessarily interested in romance or anything serious but not against it for the right person. Wants Sexually- I’m looking for a top. I would love to meet a black girl with a big dick but I’m open to what the world has to offer. If you fit the above description then reply and I can give you an email or my discord"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/Male/TX About I like vidya. I play a lot of TF2 so if you're into that hmu. I'm 6 feet tall with a full beard and powerful belly. Looking for mtfs to chill and game with, maybe more. if you look like picrel i need you. if youre in ontario bonus points because I plan to go on a working holiday there and get PR, so let's link up. Contact fearandloathinginalternia"}
+{"text":"This is the sequel to /FAG/ #1 a dating and discussion thread for swedish supergroup ABBA, meet and connect with fellow high brow lads and ladies, ABBA unity at every opportunity ASL Fav song Fav band member Looking for etc. contact"}
+{"text":"oh motherfucker now i just look like ex-pink/fag instead of like ex-yellow/fag/ this thread is a PRISON!!!"}
+{"text":"why would you do this to /fag/"}
+{"text":"i am going krazy with a k"}
+{"text":"debate: if a male /fag/got wants to be dancing royalty, is he a dancing king or a dancing queen further would they be a dancing king/queen consort if dancing with someone else"}
+{"text":"depends how xe identifies"}
+{"text":"No transgenders/poly/homosexual/sexual deviants. You can make your own thread or post in literally any other thread. I wouldn't post in your thread, so don't post in mine, thanks! ASL About you + Favorite thing about the PNW Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"theres only like the same 5 people in this thread"}
+{"text":"Th “No faggots” rule naturally reduced the population.. This is preferred."}
+{"text":"Looking for older than me who loves liltight pussy and small girl Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"clearly not because that deranged tranny colton still posted here"}
+{"text":"telegram discord?"}
+{"text":"Convince me to regrow my beard"}
+{"text":"last thing a six year old sees before they find out they're gay"}
+{"text":"do you live on the equator?"}
+{"text":"who tf is walter white?"}
+{"text":"probably lives on equator"}
+{"text":"What you need is a rhinoplasty. Your nose is too short for such an overwhelming jaw. The reason you look better with a beard is that it disguises exactly how huge your jaw / chin is. And that's also why you took such a low angle in your second photo. Basically your nostrils need to be moved down close to your lip to help your facial features \"fill out\" how vast your lower face is."}
+{"text":"D*scord spammers and coomers should be made fun of asl looking for not looking for contact god bless"}
+{"text":"is he trying? really?"}
+{"text":"trying to look like a fat pizza side character maybe"}
+{"text":"Am horny asian looking for fuck buddy Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Looks like don lemon and p.diddy had a fucked up inbred child"}
+{"text":"do you have tg? i cbf making a discord burner"}
+{"text":"i am unfortunately not able to go since im destroying my soul doing a masters at jerry sandusky's alma mater(ps: did you know there was a discontinued icecream flavor called the sandusky blitz?), but i wish everyone who can go a bloody good time"}
+{"text":"You ruined the thread with your extremely specific OP, but actually yeah I'm down to go."}
+{"text":"28/M/267 area code Tall, fit, a bit degenerate, obsessive looking for a friend to hang out or go to concerts with. I'm down to just chat online as well discord: oatmilk2.000"}
+{"text":"It's running Feb-May, some weekend would probably work for you. If only we could have another thread of a bunch of ASL sausageposts and nothing happening. What sounds more fun? A. Talking to scammers on discord for five minutes and then never speaking again. B. Calling skeletons slurs with a real live motley crew of 4chan weirdos."}
+{"text":"Anybody wanna meet up at Waffle House in a few hours?"}
+{"text":"Thanks, Anon. I hadn't noticed the links; I don't fully understand how they work. And thanks! Hopefully I'll find the voice that I need."}
+{"text":"Wait no Im actually just retarded lmao. I thought adding www would fix the broken embeds on 4chanX, it doesnt"}
+{"text":"tx thread"}
+{"text":"Anyone women in the dallas area into bondage? Its hard enough meeting women outside of work when youre there six days a week, even harder when youre looking for someone on the kinkier side."}
+{"text":"oh shit more gay drama?"}
+{"text":"Imagine griefing men over sexwork in 2026, Texas hoes built different confirmed"}
+{"text":"Looking for fuck buddy prepared for oldermen who.loves to eat pussy Telegram TrixiaCole17 Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"for example, i would not ignore something i considered to be a major character flaw or difference in moral code just because the other person and i had a ton in common. or if we had a ton in common and there was no chemistry. you can't force that sort of thing. it is essential. sometimes you can have fuck all in common and great chemistry and aligned moral codes."}
+{"text":"What you are describing is actually exactly what I mean by \"it's not about checking boxes\". Exactly like you say, some boxes are more important than others. I tried to explain it using the opposite end of the spectrum in my example: some boxes in an ideal partner are trivial and it really doesn't matter if they're not checked. Your examples are the same thing but on the other side: boxes so big that even if you matched 99% of boxes but not that one, it would be a dealbreaker."}
+{"text":"So did OP ever get in contact with Cupid and share notes with him?"}
+{"text":"The married woman from the UK ran some good matchmaking threads. I suppose she’s not around anymore."}
+{"text":"i can imagine me writing some shit down like \"I don't want someone who is racist Well yeah, I’m probably one of the most normal people on this board and that would filter me alone. If you’re not racially fatigued in 2026 what are you even doing?"}
+{"text":"Damn these threads keep dying"}
+{"text":"M/47/604 Are you a femanon with cool, favourite spots to visit in the 604 area? City or nature? Sounds like a good conversation starter; I’ll share mine."}
+{"text":"Goddamit, pic loads sideways and I forget to add contact info too, lol. Easybluegrey on Kik and Discord"}
+{"text":"i used to play wow all the time but haven't touched it in like 6 months if that counts."}
+{"text":"About 40/M/Montreal Computers, arts, nature. Looking for Real peoples from Montreal. Not looking for Discord/Telegram bots. Contact anonymous2673 at proton.me"}
+{"text":"30M gooning to asian girlies I know from 604 looking for depraved creeps to goon and chat about how we'd slowly violate them 05a3906ab27ec3d 8f30990f1c44bc4b2 8b341594c8cb8ee8 46ab654aecce3b3c14"}
+{"text":"ASL Hobbies/Interests Looking for Not looking for Tags & socials"}
+{"text":"ASL 26/M/midwest US hobbies and interests I primarily play fighting games in my free time and easily is my favorite genre, I love SNK fighters but I've been playing a lot of third strike on fightcade, i play tf2 a lot as well, its hard for me to play new games but I can try, I like animanga, some of my favorite series are dragon ball, chainsaw man (and fujimoto's other works), bokutachi ga yarimashita, and good night punpun, I know english and spanish and I'm trying to learn japanese as a third language, i'm also learning guitar (im mediocre) and starting to do art (im mediocre), I like listening to new music I haven't listened to before, I recently listened to illmatic by nas and lord willin' by clipse, i also like pokemon and yugioh looking for i just wanna play fighting games and other activities with a cute girl/guy and message them while I'm at work missing them throughout the day ya know? pls play fgs!! not looking for one-sided conversations, weirdos tags discord: met.to"}
+{"text":"ASL 38/M/US Looking For A relationship (Any gender) Not Looking For Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins Interests Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys Music Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties Discord dwr.gi"}
+{"text":"F/23 | gooner artist, drunktard girl failure and full time nerd I guess lmao, don't mind talking and listening to music while drunk lol | Discord: Dakotavonhesse"}
+{"text":"You're beautiful can I see some of your art"}
+{"text":"ASL interests contact/discord"}
+{"text":"Looking for older than me am 20 asian have petite body Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"25/M/VA Physical description Latin, straight, fit, 5'9, well groomed (shaving every other day, lots of self care) Looking for Meet ups, chill out, open minded people, something casual, fwb Not looking for Same gender Contact Tele: RQ6ASW"}
+{"text":"34/M/South Carolina SC 864 I love showing off my wife. The closer your love to me the better, I want to risk you knowing her but I'll show her off to anyone. I really shouldn't but I'm going to do it anyway. Not looking for humiliation, it's more of a stag thing than a cuck thing. If you try to play the cocky bull, I'll just ignore you. Tele: TK2FEANCB"}
+{"text":"ASL about/interests when you can usually call looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"19f i get sososo bored at night i love yapping but have no one to yap 2 need someone who i can sit on call w sometimes disc: bunny9mimi"}
+{"text":"Am 20 asian female looking for fuck buddy am horny Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Stupid ghosting asshole."}
+{"text":"28 m Just looking to chat about whatever through the night. Bored looking to make conversation with anyone really. Fem's preferred. Lets pretend youre on a talk show. Disc: after.life"}
+{"text":"Do any femanons on /soc/ genuinely enjoy having their assholes licked/analingus? If so, add me on discord, I'd love to chat about it with you. Also just a thread for people who like butt stuff in general. Discord: slenderius"}
+{"text":"Now I’m craving it"}
+{"text":"State? Age?"}
+{"text":"I have a local servant for that.."}
+{"text":"um, biology? when a guy gets his ass ate he's generally not having his prostate tongued anon. and speaking from experience a lot of girls like having their asshole licked. i did it to a virginal girl before she ever had her pussy eaten. she was kind of nervous about all that stuff but having her butt licked felt so good for her she just let me dig in as much as i wanted."}
+{"text":"I live for eating butt Kik sappedu"}
+{"text":"previous:  reached img limit post invite links to discord servers itt"}
+{"text":"GOONING ANARCHY join if you're a true gooner, just dump your goon material collection in here. keep it legal though discord.gg/RcNUBn8T7c"}
+{"text":"This thread is for people with Asperger's syndrome to meet each other. Post: ASL special interest what you are looking for what you aren't looking for discord"}
+{"text":"ASL 30/M/USA MD about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, albeit boring as can be. Outer party member of the federal technocracy, holder of degrees, eater of cheese, and a little bit of a tease. ass burger with a side of ass peas and for desert ass pie Some family members who have experience dealing with autistic kids and some friends who have autism say they think I have autism, but I have not gone in for a diagnosis and do not plan to do so. interests Hiking, camping, running, music, baking, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends. not looking for Sex, drugs, tattoos, non-US citizens. contact Discord: thecube20"}
+{"text":"asl 20/M/Florida Description White,5’11,college, shut-in autist (if you wanna see my face, just ask, you’d have to see it anyways) Interests love Anime, favorite anime’s are mainly Monster, Steins;Gate 1 and 0, Rozen Maiden, Code Geass, nichijou, Kaiji there’s more but that’s the rundown, I wouldn’t mind watching anime with someone, in fact I’d love to For games I guess a few games and franchises I can name: REmake, Yakuza games, getting into persona, I love fatal frame, Victoria 2, getting into Dark Souls, liked Kingdom Come Deliverance, chaos;head (I do play l4d2 and War of Rights along with Holdfast occasionally but not with friends and not much) I honestly don’t mind playing multiplayer games (even if it’s ones I don’t have) I just have no one to play games with As for music I love metal, mainly doom, SOME death, SOME black metal, power metal, the only metal I dislike is thrash metal or thrashy metal, I like alt rock (like ozma, weezer, the rentals, and sElf), along with some Neofolk, and also baroque and classical, love harpsichords, I’ve been getting into music since February so don’t expect me to know every household band As for other stuff I like, love history, 15th to 20th century, I like 20th century politics, I won’t talk about this stuff to you unless you want me to though, since it can bore people out. I like geography and nature Looking for Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL: M/24/SWE About Me: I'm a swedish guy, diagnosed sperg (diagnosed at 5 y/o), who got gainful employment, and finally getting some money in. I barely have a social life outside of my work, though, and some other clubs I'm in. I've always had a better time socialising with people online, though I've gotten slightly better at holding conversations irl as I've gotten older. I've started getting back into vidya again, as I've been playing Fable II like crazy lately. Other than vidya, I love cooking and baking and singing as well. I also play a lot of D&D, and through that, I quite like creative writing. Looking For: Anyone who wants to be friends, or maybe just have a conversation. Male or female, it doesn't matter to me, so long as you want someone to talk with casually in your free time, I'm up for it. If anything else develops along the way, we can cross that street when we get there, but for now, I just want friends and people to shoot the shit with. NOT Looking For: People who want me to join their servers. People who can't write or speak properly in English. People who ghost and unadd you after a day etc etc. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL 21/m/new england northeast USA interests recently rediscovered my love for adventure time and really want someone to talk about it with others are video editing, history, evangelion, linguistics, cycling, and learning japanese favorite bands are number girl, fishmans, yes, king crimson, tricot, and car seat headrest absolutely love yotsuba and azumanga daioh and seals what you are looking for fairly normal people 18-26 what you aren't looking for right wingers high maintenance discord Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"For adults seeking adults. Please be 30+ years old if you post ITT. ASL About you Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 31/M/USA About you Autist with NEET personality. Has interest in video games, biology, animation, and music, with some dabbling into philosophy and religion. Looking for Steady friendship where we can be there for each other and explore new things. Hug emoji energy. Other autists preferred. Not looking for Women, leftists, people with other mental illnesses. Contact wooster411 on Discord."}
+{"text":"shinuay98"}
+{"text":"Why not start now. TG Martin Coombs Have pics to swap"}
+{"text":"tannerlawrence"}
+{"text":"ASL asian, 30m about you just a guy looking for sext not looking for not sext contact disc mugimelonpan tg HTJ46W9TR Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"for people looking for friends to watch and talk about anime with."}
+{"text":"tag is in the filename"}
+{"text":"oh for the sake of abundant clarity dont include the .png"}
+{"text":"Discord trashposter"}
+{"text":"is this still open? i have nothing to do until i sleep denpa_audiovisual"}
+{"text":"24 M US I like Hidamari Sketch, Aria, visual novels, and anything that takes my mind off the stress of grad school <_< I live in the middle of nowhere and I already have trouble making friends on top of the lack of people around My discord is frogholdingumbrella I hope I'm not too late..."}
+{"text":"Troony jannies took down the last one after 1.5 weeks for no reason, other one reached bump limit now Just a classic rate thread, no bs."}
+{"text":"more than half of the posters on this thread are cute ur just a jealous incel lole"}
+{"text":"Goonette No one believes this bullshit lmfao nice AI"}
+{"text":"No beard, loose weight, no glasses, both or no earpods"}
+{"text":"Beta Very angular, bit too angular for a girl Exchanged that fat for some muscular definition"}
+{"text":"hm, really? i think my jaw could be way sharper, it’s pretty mid now"}
+{"text":"A thread for anyone living along this recursive paradise of Wawas, dead malls, and deader dreams. 16 states from the Caribbean to Canada, surely you can find a friend here anon. Use any template, or the one below if you need a nudge. ASL Interests/Description Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"20 F either in Manhattan or SI depending on the time of year.. currently in college I love alt fashion and dressing alternative, I am also really interested in body modification I throughly enjoy spending unnecessary amounts of money in ktown I love to draw bc I study art/art history also and I like to talk about art history. A lot My other hobbies include working out, playing various shitty pc games, watching random youtubers, listening to unhealthy amounts of white girl pop music and web design I’m not looking for a relationship. Please. I MIGHT consider if we click well and you’re attractive enough but don’t get your hopes high. I’m mostly just looking 4 someone to yap with and vc with and maybe game with too. Also I don’t have any gender or age preferences but I might be less likely to add if you’re significantly older. So yea if that sounds cool and awesome my email’s putme2sleep@proton.me and if you sound cool and awesome we can exchange discord @ Or you can just reply here but I might be less likely to see it bc I don’t keep my 4chan tabs open"}
+{"text":"She was over the moon that anons liked it. Thx for saying so. I'd argue it's a bit of both. It can be cozy driving along at night."}
+{"text":"asl 33 m Virginia (Florida in 3/4 months) bio Fairly normal dude whose always down to chat. I like baking, gardening, exploring the outdoors, gaming, weird history, spooky stuff and making Gunpla. I'm currently trying to figure out what to do with myself after my lease is up in April. Got any cool jobs or neat places to suggest, by all means, I am open. I'm also trying to get back into video editing and making gaming/essay slop for a living. Had some minor success in the past. I prefer to talk to people daily/semi daily. I'm the friend who checks in on people. I also will talk to you about your problems as long as that's not all we talk about. Into a lotta fandoms I'll list em below. I'm also looking for people local to my area to hang out with. I'm a big on international pals for a change of pace. I'm willing to be friends with lots of types just don't be a dick. Fandoms: Baki Kengan Asura Lord of the Rings Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Looking for horny man am horny now let's fuck now Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"true actually... i was cruising through maine at like 1:30 am one time and the sky was majestic"}
+{"text":"This thread is for friendships, relationships, or just meeting people whatever you’re looking for. Drop your info if you’re from NC. Post: Age & Sex area code/general location about you what you’re looking for what you’re not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"message me on sc domisfine"}
+{"text":"having trouble finding a reason to get out of bed anymore. i should probably get back on sniffle and get aids so i can just die or find someone to beat me regularly so i feel like i'm not just a walking corpse"}
+{"text":"What's your tg I'm in Charlotte"}
+{"text":"I am looking for a female slave. C4UL8AU7C - teleguard"}
+{"text":"20 female asian looking for fuck body Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"I don't even like hair but Ko8/j2kC is an absolute babe god damn"}
+{"text":"Why did you ask then?Jeezzz"}
+{"text":"I prayed for your return QT, so good to see you back! Could you have this pic but just in video format? Like you playingwith your boobs, pussy, and feet, and spitting on your boobs (like the last video you did which was SO hot)"}
+{"text":"Fyp9"}
+{"text":"Would bury my tongue in your tight asshole"}
+{"text":"post your ad, post what interracial relationship you want"}
+{"text":"ASL 25, Male, Europe About me Alright, I am just a simple white guy who finds BNWO fetish and interracial relationships+interactions highly interesting from the viewpoint of psychology and not only in RP or sexting aspects (: Looking for Biological girls who don't mind having a captivating and cute convo about interracial dynamics as a whole. It would be even better if you had an actual experience. Not looking for Coomers and sissies who just wanna jerk off :/ Tag Discord: silverlandscape"}
+{"text":"31/M/US Just a mostly pale middle eastern man (brown hair and brown eyes) looking for a long term relationship with a white woman. I was born in the US although I am ESL, hopefully that isnt a problem. I am a career driven man with a lot of geeky hobbies like collecting retro hardware and fixing them. I don't like the OP image but I wanted to see if there is anyone interested out there. my discord is piequiet"}
+{"text":"31 y/o white male w/ blond hair and green eyes. 5'7\"/1.73m with an average build. Looking for someone to settle down and start a family with, don't care about race/ethnicity/nationality. Disqualifiers are single moms, severe mental illness (anything aside from ASD, ADHD or OCD), promiscuity (ever had a FWB/ONS) and hard drug users (anything more than alcohol or marijuana). I enjoy doodling, cooking/baking, hiking, walking my dog and playing video games. Falo um pouco de português também. My Discord is \"galeguinho95\"."}
+{"text":"23 white fem Snap: peachysnow23 Kik/disc: Faithlesspeach"}
+{"text":"30 y/o white boy looking for a white girl to be impregnated by bbc so we can raise mixed race children together. I'm thinking about 3 or 4. Tell me you're from the thread. I'm aware this is a rare fetish so I am willing to move. Discord: shiro.baka."}
+{"text":"This thread is where us players rizz up big phat delicious chubby curvy troons and femboys with big asses and phat asses."}
+{"text":"ASL 23 mtf US Interests Vidoe games (JRPG, MMO, Hollow Knight, Warhammer) and history Looking for FWB and LTR (NA only) Not looking for other MtF/FtM Discord peanut328"}
+{"text":"21 snipped mtf looking for masc guys only. Big, hairy, older are all a plus Disc: thrwwyppl_20568"}
+{"text":"32 m, veiny bwc Love age gap so if you like older men please hit me up. I'm kinda picky but I'd love to show off if you're my type. TG: AQ79L2AUP"}
+{"text":"I'm 23 F If anyone wants to make a new gfriend we can talk. I'm here and can verify, please no bots Telegram @Andrea557p"}
+{"text":"Bump Disc: raocne"}
+{"text":"Thread for drawfriends to find other drawfriends! asl about looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"Posca draw on journal Nice feet. Na I'm still looking for a group, a /v/ server sounds pretty tribalistic but I'll check it out. ty for technical feedback, it's a moth fairy reaper or something of the sorts. What software do you use? Though I know your vivid use of colors has nothing to do with software it still makes me curious Also I feel like you would like Posca markers :D My goodness thank you for showing me a composition where all the limbs fit in the frame. I have to work on that. really cool"}
+{"text":"i dont really know how to draw but i sure do it a lot asl 18, male, canada about i am a person who spends most of my time alone. im currently riding high on what i believe to be a manic episode, and i am overcome with the anxious feeling that if i do not find someone to really talk to ill plummet back down into misery any day now. one of the few things that gives my life meaning is art. my dream in life i to leave behind a large portfolio of art, writings, and music for people to explore after im dead. art is something i simultaneously take dead seriously, and also not seriously at all. i dont really care about being technically impressive. i dont really care all that much what the average person thinks about the things i do. i just want to do it, and will do it forever, until i cant, because im dead. i also like all the other things people on this website like, video games, movies, cartoons, anime, music blah blah blah blah ive written it out so many times it all means nothing to me now. i also like history and religion. i am religious, but in a more unorthodox and schizophrenic way. i dont know yeah, that's information about me. looking for people who like to create or at least care enough about art to talk about my art with me or just anything really. someone that asks a lot of questions i love love love questions because i love myself not looking for racist, mean, evil contact intheshadowofthevalley"}
+{"text":"I recognize your art from somewhere and I can't remember where. Do you post on i or ic? Also I use a few apps, but these were all mostly done in Corel Painter 22. I love how it emulates traditional paints. Are Posca markers like the acrylic version of Copics? They look very vivid."}
+{"text":"Thread for anyone looking for a bdsm type relationship. a/s/l about me looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a girl to indulge in a dark kink with me. I want to bully, humiliate, and degrade you... To get to know you and ultimately use that knowledge against you. Your personality, life choices, body... Everything on the table. She must be willing to be open and vulnerable otherwise where would we start? I am free tonight, but open to a longer arrangement. Open with an introduction. M/35 Kik: Thurbbber"}
+{"text":"About Me 26, 5’10, sissy, slim, fit, and a total bottom in Los Angeles, CA Looking For I’m a sissy looking to be a man’s house sissy / playtoy. I want to find one man that I can suck off regularly and bend over and get bred. I’d like an arrangment where I can regularly spend the weekend (or day) and service you and have some fun. If your a man who’s really dominant, I can be just a hole for you to use. Maybe you can come home from a long day of work and I suck you off to relieve all of that stress or you can pin me down and use my hole until you bust. I’ll also clean up around your place if you would like me too. Sexually wise, i am a total bottom. i do NOT like to top or get sucked. I love sucking dick and getting fucked. Though I have not been fucked in a while, so I am super tight. I also love swallowing cum loads. I cannot host, but i can travel We can talk some to figure out all of the details if you are interested. :) About You Masculine, taller than me, fit, have a heavy sex drive, like to be dominant, and you have your own place. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"ASL Almost 30/NB(Male)/USA About I work in a technical field and make decent money. Pursuing an advanced degree. I enjoy music (have a small vinyl collection), reading (fiction and non-fiction), interests adjacent to my career. Also stereotypical nerdy interests like anime. I'd love to share my more specific/niche hobbies and favorites in DMs. Looking for The possibility of a long-term partner (monogamous) and domme - cis women preferred. The big caveat is that I am demisexual. I am entirely uninterested in sex except in the context of a significant emotional bond. This is non-negotiable. We have to spend time together and get to know each other before I'm interested. That said, I am willing to put in the work. I'd like to get to know you as a human being first and foremost. Not looking for Men, gooners, short-term/casual, findom. Into Prefer to discuss details in DMs. Down for most things as long as they are safe, consensual, and legal. Can be talked into just about anything that meets those criteria. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"a/s/l 24/mtf/us about me Straight subby girl with a worthless degree. i don't work fulltime, i just do some consulting work on the side. i have no debt and my surgeries are self funded. i have i guess typical 4chan interests. i really enjoy cooking, photography(my absent dad is a photographer) and anything in nature I believe that it's best for relationships' net happiness if women follow and (kind, greater-good minded, not self-interested) men lead. i'm interested in a long-term romantic relationship with someone who will be my other half that i dedicate everything to, nothing casual. i am flexible as to the exact kind of the dynamic, anything from mostly in bed to 24/7 tpe i'm open to. Let's get to know each other organically first. discussion of mutual goals early is really important to me too. looking for strong masculine kind authentic man that doesn't mind trannies, is intellectual, and who wants a wife that will do basically whatever he pleases for him. not looking for women, effeminate men, men that just want sex, i don't really care about politics but no crazy commies please. contact oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks @ discord"}
+{"text":"asl about you into not into contact"}
+{"text":"asl 27/mtf/california about you cybersecurity student at my community college. i used to work IT help desk for 5 years of my career before going back to school. into servers, computers, CTF, hacking, and networking not into programming contact discord: subapoop"}
+{"text":"just let it die"}
+{"text":"-all welcome-"}
+{"text":"Got a butt or want a butt Snapchat. dhoneyxxx 25 m"}
+{"text":"Horny smooth sissy here Kik is alexro1212"}
+{"text":"31m Kik: Killingtime947"}
+{"text":"bumpp"}
+{"text":"Kik partiboi187 M 31 bi"}
+{"text":"ASL About You Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"Guten Morgen"}
+{"text":"Guten Abend"}
+{"text":"22/f turkish, planning on moving to germany soon for MSc looking for nerdy programmers or cs2 players only hot tall muscular white guys bonus if youre racist and like to travel discord ive.0toleranceforbs"}
+{"text":"turkish, planning on moving to germany Fuck off third world scum"}
+{"text":"naaah im coming i will bring my family, relatives and my 12 siblings too lets meet"}
+{"text":"ASL Languages About you Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Add me on Kik if you are interested in occasional schizo posts in the ancient Gernanic parent language. .here.for.you"}
+{"text":"26/f/usa im learning french (almost b1?) and if there is anyone who speaks french and wants to improve their English im here im interested in literature, politics, philosophy, history but im kinda uneducated, fr culture, film. i have a undergrad degree in the bio/cognitive sciences if this is useful to you. tg: starryrabbit1"}
+{"text":"he's right, os mutantes is great"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for like minded people who are down to be in a band and go fucking crazy while playing. I've got a specific style and image for this band, like Mindless Self Indulgence had sex with some breakcore artists and made a fucked up lovechild. I want this band to be as loud as possible, just so we can stand out. Also I'm 29/M/East London and I play bass guitar and sometimes vocals and I want to do something before 4chan gets blocked in my country,"}
+{"text":"For those who love kpop ggs and bgs, and want to connect with other stans. please remember to act normal and actually post contact. no yeji feet allowed template: asl groups bias do you own any albums, merch, etc? have you been to a concert? looking for not looking for contact I'll post mine to start it off! asl Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"For those who love jpop the superior style and want to connect with others fans. template: asl groups bias do you own any albums, merch, etc? have you been to a concert? looking for not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"32/M/AZ looking for a dope chick to hang out with. I gig regularly and run sound at a couple of venues. Otherwise on my off time I love dope music, awesome movies, delicious wine, and fun videogames (mostly single player) Add me on @d3migodstatus if you're interested"}
+{"text":"Not sure where to post this but I would really enjoy listening to an album with a friend I'm in the mood for The Fiery Furnaces or 3776, but in the future you're welcome to choose what we listen to 29 mtf arizona please be from usa/canada prefer mtf but if ur a boy just don't be weird add me on discord mexicoruleusa"}
+{"text":"social media charts on soc"}
+{"text":"Cyberpunk is a subgenre characterized by high tech and low life. Use this thread to meet fellow cyberpunk enthusiasts. Post your ASL, your favorite cyberpunk works, and your contact."}
+{"text":"NOT for hookups, fetish finding, or purely for dating try to keep mostly sfw unless Halloween-related, i guess thats fine THREAD FOR ANYTHING HALLOWEEN/OCTOBER RELATED seasonal drawfagging, costumes post/rates, halloween hosted events, advertising for people to enjoy said seasonal stuff, /soc/alize alittle ASL What would you like to do for October/Halloween? Looking For Not Looking For Contract"}
+{"text":"This is a thread that is dedicated purely to long-term, monogamous romance and the beautiful companionship that blossoms from it. There are plenty of friend/casual threads as well, so please keep things to clean romance here. Recommended Format is below. Otherwise I ask to please keep it clean: ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distance or not. Keep in mind your chances are practically zilch if you aren't open to ldr's on soc.) A good bit about your personality, dreams, beliefs, living/working situation, anything really. Your hobbies and interests What you're looking for in this thread. Gentle femdom? Role-reversal? Mommydom? Mixture of them? Would you prefer a full domme/sub? Are you okay with a switch? Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of your partner in terms of personality, hobbies, interests, situation, ASL. What would you like to do with and for your partner? Romantically and for clean fun? Tell us of your hopes for daily life and special days together. In-person and long-distance. Contact info Do remember that you miss every shot you don't take! Give it your best shot each time. Be patient, respectful, considerate, and understanding with each other. Be reasonable with your standards. Love is acceptance, after all. Anything else is fantasy and self-serving infatuation. Everybody appreciates being rejected politely over being ghosted. Remember that your special one is out there and is waiting on you to post and add. I wish you all the best!"}
+{"text":"average e-beggar"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"33/m from Connecticut, not a depressed mess, building a business and working i like books, vidya, tennis, playing guitar, n cookin. still have a spine outside the bedroom but i melt into a puddle in private. i just need someone to care of that reciprocates in the way i need (i simply must be pegged!) yeahwhocares on discord"}
+{"text":"Spoke to a guy from here October through New Years. Doubt he is still here, but whatever. We watched the movies Good Time and Weapons together. We called on Christmas. Just hope you are okay. That’s all. :( - R"}
+{"text":"Post here if you can not fall asleep, its 11pm or later where you live and wish to talk to someone who also can not fall asleep at the same time as you."}
+{"text":"I spend my nights erping with gay strangers from kik"}
+{"text":"fuck you for living like me lol I spent most of my time at work adding random trannies from soc to fill a void"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"it's almost midnight and am a lonely fag :p"}
+{"text":"Do you guys think my hips look good from this angle? I really need a honest opinion"}
+{"text":"still isnt op though, its epicinternetgf"}
+{"text":"Wow you are so hot, I wanna eat you out"}
+{"text":"No shit, you just have to look at the file and and file size to know that"}
+{"text":"well some of these goons are too dumb to figure that out so"}
+{"text":"Post penis."}
+{"text":"Hi /soc/, first time here Nice to meet u all, my name is Miles and im from Ukraine Searching for some straight muscle guys to be friends."}
+{"text":"If you can't tell that's a man then you need to get your eyes checked... ASAP"}
+{"text":"Whatever it is, it appears more feminine than the majority of women, which is sad."}
+{"text":"femininity is when you have botox lips and a nose job and retarded cross eyes that look vaguely asian and still have a male chin LOL?"}
+{"text":"36 m I love seeing and talking about your wife/gf/ex. Talk about their body. Wwyd and rates. Would love if it turned into a long term chat. All body types are welcome. Love curves and older women too. 18+ only I also have huge big tit and cum fetish. Love thick/fat cocks too Kik thrownout2234"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the Sketch OF leaks. Kek."}
+{"text":"Seeking UK electronic music collaborator in/near London. I've always been a fan of electronic musician duos (Bicep, Overmono, Autechre) I think the bouncing ideas off someone else makes me a lot more productive and likewise surrendering my ideas for someone else complete will help me get things done. I like in the southeast of the UK near London and would like to find someone I can meet up with in the real word and just put together a small project with. Preferably with Ableton, I can use Logic too, I just feel faster at generating ideas in the piano matrix of Ableton. Discord: Holsten_ Alternatively drop a protonmail or any other means and I'll get in touch."}
+{"text":"Looking for an foid to say risque (lewd) things for use on song/s. For more info: 4chanmu@proton.me"}
+{"text":"Based I'm trying to learn Garage as we speak. Not from the UK though."}
+{"text":"ive got two shitty drum n bass tracks on looperman lol but when i made then i didnt know anything about anything and just used what fl studio gave me. they’re not mixed well and have some timing issues on the hi hats but some parts sound fucking sick if yiu ask me. shame im too shy to share them"}
+{"text":"You know the drill. Christmas edition. A/S/L Interests Looking For Not Looking For Tag"}
+{"text":"Come play wuff Horse themed server but all denominations welcome"}
+{"text":"A/S/L 32 m bi/pan bunny boi~ Interests video games, movies, food, drinks, tv series, most things nerdy <3 Looking For All kinds of chats really. Open minded and few limits if you weanna be lewd <3 Not Looking For not sure? Tag: jackie5553"}
+{"text":"Femboy?"}
+{"text":"Post a picture of yourself and wait for someone to draw you"}
+{"text":"this thread is gold keep it up"}
+{"text":"This still going on?"}
+{"text":"Pose like this"}
+{"text":"I wouls love to suck those nipples"}
+{"text":"Hi /soc/ <3"}
+{"text":"Contact?"}
+{"text":"Kik: skinny19955"}
+{"text":"hi add me if you want a fat girl to cut for you i will send you pictures of me crying too if you'd like. or do body writing. id like it if you were older and treated me nicely while i do this for you ^_^ discord moenie123 tele moeniemeow123"}
+{"text":"Hi I don’t want to see you sh but I would love to discuss the political and economic state of the world"}
+{"text":"What if an older man were to just give you some dick? That's what you really need."}
+{"text":"can we talk about anal sex instead"}
+{"text":"Username didn't work. Did you change it?"}
+{"text":"Are you a pathetic loser who has no partner who wants nothing more than to devote their life and belongings to a spouse? Are you obsessing every day over the fact that you are barreling towards a future that ends in dying alone? Then post here and find that other half who's equally as desperate to get married before they get old. FORMAT: ASL Marriage Deadline Age Ideal Marriage Timeline About Me Perks of Marrying Me Tag"}
+{"text":"black male 39 usa I used to like loli but I like women now any adult women in need of a boyfriend please contact me for a relationship nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina teleguard @ F47X9KUEN discord @ unagi386 kik @ unagi386 telegram @ unagi386"}
+{"text":"butthurt about marriage lolwut"}
+{"text":"22 F NJ about me: -cute white redhead -loving -kind -wants kids requirements: - 23-32 -not racist -I PREFER black men, but open to any race - actually wants kids soon -has a job or realistic plan to get one (no crypto/NFT/degen gamblers sorry) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does this also apply for guys who wanna run away from their country ? Id even marry a guy and let him fuck me (Im not gay) if thats what it takes"}
+{"text":"for anyone wondering this is obviously a racebaiting tranny"}
+{"text":"Remaking this thread This is a place for FEMALES to post what they are looking for. So many dudes saturate 4Chan. Ladies post and men go digging through what you want. I doubt this will actually work because I know a bunch of dudes will come in here and post but I figured I’d give it a shot."}
+{"text":"If this is who i think it is I'd advise you to not be this salty, all things considered"}
+{"text":"23F i don't know why im doing this its bad here and I don't think I am going to find what I am looking for but I do not find it anywhere else so. Don't be weird please. if you make art and are funny and cerebral and kind of heart Maybe we will talk to each other. Might ignore it all sorry I made a discord its 0762_29880"}
+{"text":"Hi there! I can't find that server and the digits don't return any results. Do you have a username?"}
+{"text":"Thats my username sorry I don't typically use discord"}
+{"text":"Right on! I sent you a friend request. People tend to like my voice, so you're welcome to voice notes if you like."}
+{"text":"Post your Discord tag and whatever bio you have No fags allowed edition"}
+{"text":"Femboy/20/Sweden Have been locked in a psych ward since November 19th (HAPPY 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY). A nurse pitied my boring existence and allowed to sneak me in a phone, but I am nonetheless bored out of my mind and need some kinda of stimulation. Pls come talk to me and ease my isolation. Discord: underscorezzx"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"ASL 21f About You student. rlly into neuroscience, psychology, molecular biology, hiking, ballet, theatre, flowers. eccentric. nichecore. lookism Looking For I have virtually no direction in life or sense of actual meaning, so uh if you have some whacky scheme to persuade me into or are some fellow ACTUAL weirdo (not like wow u like 80s anime or are rly autistic about manual cars or something like that) hmu. Someone who is comfortable leaving anonymity behind along the road (i will verify I'm a real person of course), someone to share aspects of our lives with, someone I can be my physical self around rather than some online cherrypicked persona, but virtually, if that makes sense. also people who study molecular biology / virology/ similar and are rlly knowledgable in that field. Looking for a semblance of interesting conversation (though fret not i will not expect it to be unephemeral..) not looking for male weebs , hardcore gamers anything remotely sexual (that includes talking about sexual things \"platonically\", unless you're a straight girl) lefties girls who think they're special for using this website, people that make it their personality Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL 29/M/Sweden Hobbies Vidya, Snowboarding, Cooking, Drugs, Anime, Hiking, Fishing and other outdoor shit. Looking For Peeps to game/chat with long term, Mostly play lol and wow currently but down for most games Not Looking For Idk no gay shit Contact whoswho.7"}
+{"text":"27m Slovakia I am looking for a female to humiliate and use as my masturbation slut. Only Females rttew_74701"}
+{"text":"Let's guess each other's ethnicity for old times' sake eh"}
+{"text":"lmao, shut your bitch ass up"}
+{"text":"she ugly asf"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke but I don’t think that’s a she"}
+{"text":"youre right its a dyke"}
+{"text":"Ageplay thread for littles, middles, or bigs looking for mommy, daddy, role reversal, caregiving, comfort, dependency, etc. ASL Interests Fetishes Looking For Not Looking For Anything Else Tag"}
+{"text":"the fuck is a middle???? Malcom"}
+{"text":"In ageplay, \"middles\" are people who regress or roleplay as pre-teens or young teenagers (roughly 10-14), exploring independence, self-discovery, and sometimes mild defiance, distinct from younger \"littles\" (toddlers/young children) or adult \"bigs\" who provide care, with roles flexible but generally centered on nurturing pre-teen interests like games, art, and early teen activities."}
+{"text":"Huh you learn something retarded everyday on the interwebz I guess"}
+{"text":"based, true, and made the pedos seethe"}
+{"text":"is anyone here actually interested in meeting and having sex? im 22 f and never had sex before but wanna try before i die, only issue is i have a like 1/10 face"}
+{"text":"Add me on discord maybe we can Figure something out mamas"}
+{"text":"@jaymuny0n"}
+{"text":"desu even ignoring the fact your body is super nice, even if you were ugly appearance isnt the biggest deal. personality is the main thing that matters imo. I know it's cliche but unless youre like, literally the elephant man I don't think it's a major problem for me personally."}
+{"text":"I'll volunteer as tribute Green eyes and bald with beard 32/m/michigan Sendinfire for discord Yur0nf1r3 for everything else"}
+{"text":"Man whore"}
+{"text":"Rip, never got to see your anal vids. Do you know if its easy for someone to impersonate someone else on OF ? I sometimes wonderwith all the amateur things i posted here.. To a point, possibly. But I'm sure any site like that would require verification and if that doesnt match what later gets posted, or someone recognises things from elsewhere then reports will likely catch up with anyone doing that. anyway ill come back with pictures Please do, lots of pics of your bush, your butt ans butthole, and the rest of you."}
+{"text":"post more feet pls. I see cute toes."}
+{"text":"Aww. I don't mind them, but I am a hair fag. I'm really loving how big your bush is again though! I doubt anyone would try to impersonate you on OF. The truth is almost no one makes money on that site. It's another get rich quick scheme that never works because everyone and their mother is trying to get rich quick."}
+{"text":"Kitty you don't post nearly as much as you should"}
+{"text":"miss seeing kitty"}
+{"text":"Discord was ORIGINALLY made for video games as an alternative to teamspeak. asl games you're looking to play vc yes or no free space tag"}
+{"text":"Stela montis free Loadout let's go"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"if anyone wants to play minecraft bedrock and play on a vanilla world together long-term w/o vc my discord is jznemi"}
+{"text":"asl 27 male belgium games you're looking to play Tekken, cs2, very maybe stellaris, for honor or a fromsoft game vc yes or no yes tag fasciasca"}
+{"text":"ASL personality interests looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"This sort of thing definitely isnt meant for a retarded fella like me, but 4channelthrowaway@proton.me"}
+{"text":"ASL 22, M, UK personality Finally a thread I really fw! Odd obsessive easily attached massive nerd. Generally very easy going, introverted yet eager to please & compassionate. interests massive nerd especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything. Huge gamer (PC) Skateboarding, WH40k, world politics, history and a whole lot more! looking for Tbh mainly looking for straight up nsfw chats / trades or if we share common interests I'd love to chat as well. Maybe like friends with benefits? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL - F / 23 / Domme / Croydon UK Contacts - Kik : GoddessofloveDiane Telegram : @ALexxxx241 Looking for - real submissive kinky nerd guy who is looking to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL. doesnt matter if you're inexperience, as long as you are trainable and can give time on our sessions."}
+{"text":"ASL - F / 23 / Domme / Croydon UK Contacts - Kik : GoddessofloveDiane Telegram : @ALexxxx241 Looking for - real submissive kinky nerd guy who is looking to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL. doesnt matter if you're inexperience, as long as you are trainable and can give time on our sessions."}
+{"text":"i know this is dumb but i thought maybe someone would like to be friends what i offer: a friend you can talk to every day, watch movies with, and have a longterm friendship with someone to vc with and talk about whatever it is that you wanna talk about, that’s not gonna leave or stop responding sweet and understanding boymoder who you can talk to about anything what i’d like from you a friend that will be there for me someone who i can talk to every day that will want to talk to me and show it doesn’t have too many friends that also need your attention and is able to vc a lot is okay with me talking a lot i’m 25 and a boymoder. you can send the following stuff at friendpaper@tutamail.com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Para brasileiros se encontrarem e formarem amizades e/ou apenas conhecer pessoas por causa do tédio use qualquer base,mas use essa se quiser: ASL Interesses Procurando NÃO Procurando Fato Aleatório Tag:"}
+{"text":"ASL 19m SC Interesses não tem muita coisa que eu realmente não goste então dá pra gente conversar sobre o que vc quiser gosto principalmente de jogos, visual novels e conteúdo japônes nichado no geral Procurando alguém pra poder conversar, jogar e passar um tempo bacana não tenho problema com papo sexual mas sinceramente não é meu objetivo principal NÃO Procurando 100% SEXOOOO UUOOOUUU o tempo todo Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"esqueci de colocar uma fotinho legal"}
+{"text":"calvície aos 16 F"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Tighty whities thread. Let's see em. Best underwear in the world, tighter the better"}
+{"text":"Hot. Take new ones naked next time."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"This Is how It's done."}
+{"text":"aww fuck, did a spider bite your balls?"}
+{"text":"i kinda wanna see that thing unfurl"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Body Mod General! This is a place for people from all walks of life to discuss about, or meet others with, body modification in all manners. No Gore ASL Looking for Not looking for Body modding interests Contact"}
+{"text":"Would love to hear what maximus size of wrap around is"}
+{"text":"21/m/usa Looking for men/women around my age into fat guys or interested in my story Basically had an ex who was a feeder, fattened me up, and now I’m turned on by gaining weight. Kinda lonely now since not a lot of people find me attractive Kik zbrown59091"}
+{"text":"You seem lost"}
+{"text":"If one wanted to contact me for some reason I can be reached at Discord: yourbigguardian It was nice to have this thread up for a over a month though. I'll post the next one sometime in the future!"}
+{"text":"Its my goal to get a girl from as flat as possible to a c cup or larger through repeated pregnancy. So much plasticity and hormonal flux during pregnancy its a shame not to direct it a bit. Huge stretched gaping holes, an extra large sensitive clit, with triangle piercing to keep it prominent. and just suckers and pumps and cups to keep tissues steadily and gently growing. Also its not a big deal and nobody’s business what is going on in the home or underneath your clothes. but it has to be both sublime and grotesque to be beautiful."}
+{"text":"share your hair n rate others! but im due for a trim but am i good enough"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Omg adorable fluff 10"}
+{"text":"thanks bro"}
+{"text":"i must say your hair is amazing but if you trimmed the ends it would be perfect"}
+{"text":"Jealous of how long your hair is, it looks amazing though. Wish i could stay from cutting mine and growing it out that long D: really nice curls. though i'd recommend using something to make your hair less frizzy basic, looks alright, but i don't like gingers you have potential, grow them out. otherwise looks ver gud"}
+{"text":"Speaking of which, as those are all preferences in the end, is there a built-in way to describe the importance of different criteria? That, too, can have an impact in the end. For example maybe one woman has a hard requirement that the man has a degree. Maybe her distance preference is only a nice-to-have. How is this managed currently and can it be improved? I agree though, ultimately it's all a numbers' game on all sides so more people are needed to get good results, which in this case means letting this run for a year before it can really pick up. Also, proof-of-success would greatly help convince the more shy people, who are probably just lurking right now and worried about having to share so much damn information to start when it could just be some kind of scam."}
+{"text":"As of right now, most of the time they're form fillable on the part of the applicant (though this one had a couple drop down boxes). I've filled out three myself from different anons. The applicant has the option to append a note saying \"Not as important\" if they care that much. But of course that requires the person writing the application to actually make the note. If you want an unrealistic but surefire way of double checking the importance of each value you could do 1 on 1 interviews with each person. Which would also help filter out scammers, cat fishers and psychos."}
+{"text":"I'm a fan of one on one interview as a strategy, but I doubt the average anon is going to commit to something like that. Plus, I don't know how popular it would be with a lot of anons who may be more on the shy side."}
+{"text":"I personally think it's the best strategy overall, a less committal idea is to have an open space like a discord or something for people to hang out and potentially naturally match. But I think it's got less potential than the interviews idea."}
+{"text":"The married woman from the UK used to make good matchmaking threads."}
+{"text":"ASL 29 female Looking for I'm here for some creative perverts to tell me how they would abuse me ;) oh and not interested in dick pics so save them for someone who actually wants them. Kinks/limits I like sexism snuff ugly bastard genre of hentai and men and sadistic men and men in a position of power or authority who wanna take advantage of me aswell as men who are big and scary and evil hehehe and extreme violence My limits are no other women and no multiple men and no age regression Discord/kik Sweetsugarsin"}
+{"text":"request sent"}
+{"text":"I hope I do believe it would suck if it was dry I'm very confused with this one"}
+{"text":"What do I get out of it?"}
+{"text":"post verification with face and date on it"}
+{"text":"If you don’t like dick pics, then where’s the fun in talking to you?"}
+{"text":"Can a woman actually fix me? I'm riddled with so many mental issues that hold me back that it feels like woman could truly understand me or tolerate me, I have both a deep hatred and sadness within my soul. I very much yearn for the love of a deep relationship with someone but I'm incompatible with normalfags. So could someone whose been on this site for long as i have save my soul? If you think your that woman my discord is dillon387"}
+{"text":"1. no, someone who's been on this site for a long time (especially a woman no less) will likely be just as fucked up as you. don't be fucking stupid. 2. no, a woman can't fix you. therapy and actually getting your shit together is how that happens. other people can't force you to not live like a moron you have to actually want it and make active decisions to accomplish it. don't get into a relationship if you aren't competent enough to have one, and no one person can compensate for your issues."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about"}
+{"text":"no, women cannot fix a man. you need a chad friend who is a little beta like me to teach you how to get women and to stop caring about others opinions. im also depressed but i dont mind, i know its a normal human reaction to this shitty world and enjoy the days im not so miserable. t.no friends left oldchad"}
+{"text":"Therapy is actual such a normie thing to say, i don't need a therapist to tell me that i need socialization to be happy, i k ow that already"}
+{"text":"Maybe she just finds me to be cute, maybe she takes a risk a finds a person that matches her. Idk"}
+{"text":"30 m/f white couple looking to show off and have fun with other couples. Drop your snap/disc and let's chat!"}
+{"text":"thats a man baby"}
+{"text":"fyp10"}
+{"text":"show penis"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"No NSFW No dating"}
+{"text":"25/M Hi. Looking for some friends to explore London and drink beer at my favourite outside location with. You should be interested in philosophy/history. _goldenheaven"}
+{"text":"18 m london bi skinny london nsfw meets please dc 9to5hater"}
+{"text":"Looking for a girlfriend/roommate near Kansas. I will pay for your food, clothes, rent, etc. I make a decent amount of money. I'm incredibly lonely and just really want to find someone who likes me for me. Disc:___alex_"}
+{"text":"New one"}
+{"text":"Send your wives and Girlfriends. Let’s talk about how dirty they are Kik: Cane29"}
+{"text":"Kik - tinycockcuck0 Snap - subcuck130"}
+{"text":"For years I have come on websites and shared my gf, fiancé and now wife. Each time I do I feel immense guilt and paranoia that the pics shared are being collected, exposed online and ultimately going to come back and hurt me in the future. I still carry this paranoia. But despite this; my desire still exists. I would love to break free from it once and for all, but here I am. I am looking for a guy who is friendly first, open to long term, a good and talkative person, almost always available for conversation and most importantly, respectful and private. Let’s take our time getting to know each other and establishing our dynamic before discussing her. Teleguard: 3KZPADX3L"}
+{"text":"25m experienced big veiny dicked bull here Looking for new cucks who have hot sluts to add to my vault collection that's been going for several years, new findom cucks, or loyal feeders I can message any time of day when I need to goon. Kik: GoGoGoonerGo"}
+{"text":"37 m va here. Want you cucks with chubby/bbw/mombod irls to message me and show her off while I stroke my thick cock. Kik me at adamico78 or telegram wvthrowaway45"}
+{"text":"What ethnicity are these side profiles (and is it over)"}
+{"text":"im sick of gross femboys and low quality losery gooners pretending like they are \"feminine\" bc they have a porn addiction. so actual ladyboys and traps post away. no uglies !! we deserve a thread because we put in actual fucking effort"}
+{"text":"post first"}
+{"text":"what i want i am a 20 something male trap looking for a tomboy or ftm or a very dominant girl or fem intersex.. need somebody to take pleasure in my existence, give fashion advice, and generally just bully me. i am ok with hurting myself for you and if you can talk me up to castrating myself id be eternally greatful esp if u have a medical background. im not sure if anything serious will come from this bc i want to move to asia within the next dozen years or so. bonus points if you are a shotacon ... if ur a clamp fan or like kemono u should be right at home. what i dont want ... men, trans, other traps, pure gooners or people using me just for sex .. people who dont like me and just wanna hurt me .. red flags mental, clingy, autism interests animanga, piano, visual arts, harajuku fashion, menhera, love for icky creatures like centipedes bats etc, stem, plushies !! coord jhicow4atsacsue5j73yr9vrhsa2euof"}
+{"text":"your threads is shit and i hate you anon"}
+{"text":"also, i dont like racists !! no political larpers but if u have a silly fashion interest in nazi fashion idrc"}
+{"text":"Im bored and feeling quiet Histrionic AMA yah Filthy Heathens"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm desperate for help. Idk of this is the kind of thing you can even help with. My current relationship is completely unsalvageable for a variety of reasons and I'm hopelessly in love with my friend who has shown some degree of interest, albeit not alot. I just want to know if there's any hope for me and my friend having a romantic relationship anytime in the near future?"}
+{"text":"I was told that I’d get wizard powers if I was still a virgin at 30. I’m turning 31 in a few weeks and still no fucking wizard powers. What the fuck is up with that?"}
+{"text":"Talk to your friend about how youre dissatisfied with your relationship and wish you where with some one like them... maybe them... just dont be autistic about it and make sure your interests in them are coming from a genuine place not just desire for change like whens the last time youve been single and for how long lots of people fuck relationships/friendships up simple because theyre afraid of/cant handle being single The real secret is about exploring your G spot and taking Hormones so you can embrace both male and female aspects of yourself eventually youll want to have sex with your mother ;^p"}
+{"text":"I AM 44KG I WONT COME BACK TIL I AM 35KG OKAYT BE BACK IN LIKE 3 MONTHS! WISH ME LUCK!"}
+{"text":"I need that fine body, holy shiii..."}
+{"text":"i fucking hate women. this is someones girlfriend and she’s just some whore. if i ever found my gf doing this id batter fuck out of her."}
+{"text":"wait she has a bf?"}
+{"text":"and how has 4chan not found him yet"}
+{"text":"stop posting on /soc/ jadie - goober"}
+{"text":"Are you misanthropic/antinatalist/ecofascist or just ASPD with disdain towards people? This is a thread for you. They say bonds form the strongest over hate, so find someone to hate humanity together and to love another for it. Don't abuse each other, abuse others together! Template: ASL Personality Shortly, what made you the way that you are? Interests/hobbies Have you ever taken a human life? (Examples: \"No :^\"); \"None of your business glownigger\") Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"i don't think there's sanctity to life in the way that all life is sacred and should be preserved by default, but i think personally that we humans need to have at least some regard for the planet we live on. most people don't, but they should, we all share this earth, humanity and nature. my hatred of humanity comes from the way i observe people interacting with the world around them, how they care more about short term gains than long term sustainability. most wars are driven by blood money. most environmental destruction is driven by whatever option serves those at the top the most through the cheapest method possible. most actions by humans are driven by selfish self preservation. it seems common for those in power to never let a good tragedy go to waste, and that kills our planet. we should value the sanctity of our planet, at the very least. I don't think i'd ever go out and seek people with the intent to hurt them for no reason. i prefer to stay as far away from people as much as possible. some people are just inconsequential to me because they hold no power, they have no way to hurt anything because they're just as preoccupied with basic survival as I am. going after them like a hunter is just a waste of my own time. i don't get any thrill from hurting others, to me, that's just a means to a necessary end."}
+{"text":"A/S/L 28/M/US What made me this way Lifetime of people's bullshit and better part of a decade in prison Interests Warhammer 40k, diy hobbies but I'm poor at the moment so can't practice but learn everything I can, body modifications, good movies, I'm a /k/ommando to the core, gore, especially if it's non-Whites getting rekt, gaming, music, specifically metal of various genres NSBM mostly Have you ever killed Fuck off glownigger Looking for Anyone that wants to bullshit in their free time, male or female Not looking for Relationship, I'm straight but I don't need some crazy bitch in my life Contact Discord is dominodick"}
+{"text":"But crazy girls are the best"}
+{"text":"bump of anguish"}
+{"text":"What part of Cali are you in? I've been trying to get a vasectomy for awhile now, I would love to hear how you got the doctor's to ok the procedure."}
+{"text":"There's been a few attempts at matchmaking threads lately, but I am not satisfied with the format any of them uses. Particularly those that rely on google forms. I decided to give it a go instead of idly waiting for a good solution to pop up. Unlike the other threads, I want to use community feedback, comments and ideas to create and update the service. This is what this thread is about. Have you used other matchmaking threads? What worked and didn't work? What would you like a matchmaker to do to improve match success rates? Currently my basic plan is that I will personally conduct 1:1 voice chat interviews via discord for all applicants. This will be based on a preset questionnaire, but I will ask followup questions to refine any answers to a suitable minimum information level. I also hope that the voice format will act as a partial verification step. There will be no recording, just note-taking. If there needs to be followup interviews based on feedback about more specialized questions that should be asked, this will be arranged in a second round. I will post daily updates with summary statistics (e.g. how many people of each sex/gender have are in the system, no specific or personal information). I will not participate in any way in the program myself, I will act only as an external organizer. I am aiming to collect interview results until at least 5 men and 5 women are in the system (which in practice will probably mean 5 women and 50 men). I will followup people I have matched to collect feedback. If something didn't work out, I want to know why so I can refine my matchmaking skills. If something worked out, I hope to keep track for at least 1 year (i.e. I want to collect \"survival statistics\" to hopefully better predict short vs long-term relationship success rates). Please leave your questions, comments, ideas or concerns below. NO contact details in this thread."}
+{"text":"I like the forms actually. I don't think it matters much if someone is autistically into trains versus having a passing interest, if both people write that down as an interest then it's something in common. It doesn't seem to me that you're going to get a better match from putting two train autists together vs a train normie and a train autist. A relationship is more about finding the shared space and inhabiting it, trying to grow it. My favorite relationships I didn't have much in common with my partners at all, but we got to know each other and extended our shared space and enjoyed it. So maybe I'm biased against trying to maximize similarities like that. I don't know anything about psychological profiling tools but I do question how you're getting enough useful data to actually do that. I do know something about data analysis and transforming those notes to useful data seems difficult. I also don't see why forms wouldn't work for that, your transformation in the end is producing standardized data anyway (or it should be) so why not cut out the middle man and make everyone take a personality test? I don't think verification is super important, it didn't seem like that many double entries were happening in the other threads. Doing text interviews would work anyway, if someone is so motivated that they'd sit through a 30 minute interview multiple times then they can get a voice changer working too. That's an insane amount of time to spend on this, if you can do that then ok. You still have the actual matching and analysis stuff to do too though. That's workload you aren't budgeting for, unless the 30 minutes per person includes that. I still don't think this will work simply because this stuff never works. Dating apps have low success rates and rely on people sticking with them for a long time to actually get a partner. You're not going to keep this up indefinitely. Most women will get a few matches by the time you quit, that's not going to be enough"}
+{"text":"I don't think it matters much if someone is autistically into trains versus having a passing interest, if both people write that down as an interest then it's something in common In this case I will go from personal experience to say it matters a lot. There is nothing at all to talk about and the non-autist in this case will genuinely be weirded out about the autist talking about trains. I've experienced this myself and I have also read others post similar experiences. It doesn't seem to me that you're going to get a better match from putting two train autists together vs a train normie and a train autist. This, however, I absolutely agree with. This is the main reason I am trying to operate a personalized service like this one: to figure out the patterns that emerge and help people who will actually match well together be together, regardless of what the paper sheet may be saying. This is why I want to collect feedback from users about relationships that have worked or not worked instead of just matching people and calling it a day as well. The information about the exact nature of someone's interest is only a \"factor\" that will be used in the matching process. The matching process itself need not match factors 1 to 1, but will instead use a more complicated decision process, as it becomes refined over time from feedback. To clarify, I am NOT trying to maximize overlap. I am trying to get precise factors to accurately perform the match in the first place. I don't know anything about psychological profiling tools but I do question how you're getting enough useful data to actually do that. This is a long-term objective. It relies on the abovementioned user feedback and previously mentioned survival statistics, vs the factors I talked about which will be used as a tool to map unto psychological devices to test precision and recall."}
+{"text":"I'll trust you on the tooling and the professional experience. what kind of format would you consider instead? text. The time investment will work as the validation. have you had good luck with some other format? Randomly talking to people here who seem interesting has worked well for me. I have had some success with messaging women who were explicitly looking for a boyfriend as well. They said what they wanted, I fit the profile, messaged, we hit it off. How would you improve it? Presumably a thread where women posted their ad, and then people who felt they fit the ad were able to get their contact somehow. Obviously the women posting their contact will result in them being spammed, so maybe some the OP of that thread acts as the gatekeeper somehow? You interview them, see if it's an actual match, then supply the contact info. Men would be disallowed from posting because of the gender ratio here (gay men allowed?). I don't know how well that works. It's late here I'm tired, this will be last response for the night. What worked well or poorly? The biggest issue I run into is not feeling good about someone. I can't explain it. I talk to them, everything is good on paper, but I don't feel it. Like I said, my favorite relationships we had little in common. Bad on paper even. But I felt good about them, conversation was easy. I don't know how to translate that to a matchmaking service. In threads I can converse a while and gauge how much I enjoy talking to someone. I know this is an off topic response to your question. Anyway if you do this good luck and all but I'm burnt out on all the matchmaking threads for real"}
+{"text":"I also don't see why forms wouldn't work for that, your transformation in the end is producing standardized data anyway (or it should be) so why not cut out the middle man and make everyone take a personality test? Simply because we do not currently have a profiling tool we know works. I believe this is the right long-term solution. But to make it really work you need to 1) get the right profiling tools for it, which requires basic data to evaluate these tools with, 2) optimize questions so that the answers are representative. 2 is an entire area of research. Again you need good data to get there. By performing personalized interviews, which question format works best, which questions are missing, which questions are relevant or not, and other such information becomes clear. Then it becomes possible to automate the process for most people (say, 80% of the population), but there will always remain people who are too special or have too special requirements for a successful relationship that they cannot be modeled with these tools. They will always require personalized assistance. This is getting way ahead of ourselves though. I hope this clarifies why I am operating the service as a personalized wholesale matchmaking effort at this time. Let me know if this isn't clear. text. The time investment will work as the validation. What I propose: instead of voice, I will accept either voice or text. I will mark the interview style as either voice or text when matchmaking people, but otherwise the interview format is mostly the same. Do you think this makes more sense? Randomly talking to people here who seem interesting has worked well for me. I have had some success with messaging women who were explicitly looking for a boyfriend as well. They said what they wanted, I fit the profile, messaged, we hit it off. What would you say was key information in their posts that made you choose to contact those you hit it off with?"}
+{"text":"Presumably a thread where women posted their ad, and then people who felt they fit the ad were able to get their contact somehow. Obviously the women posting their contact will result in them being spammed, so maybe some the OP of that thread acts as the gatekeeper somehow? You interview them, see if it's an actual match, then supply the contact info. Men would be disallowed from posting because of the gender ratio here (gay men allowed?). I don't know how well that works. It's late here I'm tired, this will be last response for the night. That sounds like an interesting idea as well. I will keep this somewhere and attempt to determine which format people might prefer. The biggest issue I run into is not feeling good about someone. I can't explain it. I talk to them, everything is good on paper, but I don't feel it. Like I said, my favorite relationships we had little in common. Bad on paper even. But I felt good about them, conversation was easy. I don't know how to translate that to a matchmaking service. In threads I can converse a while and gauge how much I enjoy talking to someone. I know this is an off topic response to your question. At any rate it is also a valuable response, thank you. I understand what you mean and I am hoping that an interview process can help identify useful markers there, but that would be something to think about in the medium term perhaps. Thanks for this thorough and productive discussion. I greatly appreciate it. Good night."}
+{"text":"hello welcome to california thread SOCAL ONLY no degenerates from NORCAL go make your own thread TELEGRAM/DISCORD/KIK/SIGNAL no other adds please NO SNAPCHATS :( gr0ss anyways SOCAL THREAD ONLY FOR CALIFORNIA SOCAL ONLY Im looking for Kitten, No Name, Ned, Pizza, Sleepy, and Scoots... if anyone remembers those legends this is the real SOCAL THREAD!!!"}
+{"text":"Ama horny can u fuck me now Telegram @TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/F/USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them!) Not Into. Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"Why do people post \"USA\" in region specific threads Like yeah obviously you're in the USA you posted in the damn socal thread Be more specific"}
+{"text":"Newport Beach here. College irl trading and local girl trading. Telegram is Driver3300 Discord is secretcounty122016 Arizona girls too"}
+{"text":"Because its just seller botspam. Every time. Also Cali is basically just commie mexico now"}
+{"text":"I am an autistic virgin and I live with my sister and our new roommate, a bossy Nigerian immigrant goddess. I only have regular non nude photos of her and I like discussing her and her life. Kik sianat123"}
+{"text":"Was it just because you disliked all the templates? Then just type out whatever you'd like or want to do followed by your tag. This is your time to shine. Those who post their tags in every thread are not allowed."}
+{"text":"-men seemen minus one e"}
+{"text":"Did you just admit to being underage"}
+{"text":"Well yes, that is why people are here in the first place. If you are as functioning as you say you are, it's really a mystery why you lurk /soc/ at all, you can just find people irl. For example, I am looking for a spergy girl who doesn't really partake in social activities and is ideally interested in grad-level scientific topics, go, or old videogames, anime or movies, for a ltr that will involve meeting within 3 months max. You won't find something like that in real life because such a profile basically only exists in mom's bedroom or on the internet This is a valid reason to look on /soc/. Alternatively it's the converse: you don't care whom you talk to but you don't know how to meet people irl because you are too much of a recluse. But obviously it's way easier to connect if the other party understands you, which makes this somewhat of a mutual ask. But I agree about the template format being offputting at any rate. I wonder what could be done instead though? It's like how generals are the de factor standard on hobby boards when they used to be rightfully vilified. But if you can come up with something, maybe people will like an alternate format that works better and push it as the new standard."}
+{"text":"Its obviously not my fault Lmfao Im literally reading this and triple checking if I read it right... ngl its crazy how delusional one can be..."}
+{"text":"just had a 10 year relationship end. would love to talk to a female discord _epsiloneridani"}
+{"text":"ASL about favorite visual novels can you read in japanese? do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"ASL early 20's/mtf/Washington about terribly busy passing mtf who spends all her time consuming otaku content and learning japanese.. I hope to maybe someday move to japan if nothing works out here in the US... favorite visual novels Sekien No Inganock broke me bro I love gii and ati so much. can you read in japanese? almost! I'm about n4 level-ish, and I've been doing my anki everyday. I hope to by the end of this year be able to be a JOP do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? I think reading together would be so lovely, if you were the right person I could spend a lot of my time with you... looking for another otaku to spend my time with and go to cons and cosplay together and to talk about our favorite vns.. I have the space in my life to have a new best friend/relationship, but of course I'm happy to just call every now and then and read vn's together/at the same time. not looking for bpd need not apply, mean people, europeans, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Sekien no Inganock is one of my favourite visual novels too, and one of the four that I have a phyiscal copy of. I am a bit far from you (still us), should i add you?"}
+{"text":"it's not posting my ad....this is so gay..."}
+{"text":"Fine then. I will do it like this."}
+{"text":"ASL 2X years old, M, US about I am a busy person, I work a lot and I'm in university still. I'd love to stop allocating my time goofing off and getting distracted, and reading visual novels instead!! I am studying Japanese as a hobby so I'd like to be held accountable for it since I don't immerse much. favorite visual novels Tsukihime, The Silver Case, can you read in japanese? Finishing up N2 grammar, 3.5-3.6k words/kanji. So somewhat. do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What other platforms for talking to people do you recommend?"}
+{"text":"This is exactly what I associate those apps with. I discovered signal and teleguard because of 4chan, and I only ever see them being used for degeneracy and actual CP bait. I won't go anywhere near those apps."}
+{"text":"how private is it It's proprietary, so not even remotely. It's just fed honeypot shit that coomers use. Normal people that want to use alternatives to discord typically just post an element/matrix account, I sparingly ever see coomers use that. Matrix sucks, but it's fine for how people usually interact 1 on 1 on /soc/. And won't get you lumped in with the degenerates by using it. Signal is also more normie friendly and a lot of people are using it these days. It isn't really in the same vein as the other shit you're talking about."}
+{"text":"oh wait I got signal and sess mixed up"}
+{"text":"The later is also very secure and private, probably the most secure and private of any of the messengers actually. But that's why it's banned here and why you see so much glownigger types using it, because it actually works unlike the rest. Essentially the TOR of messengers."}
+{"text":"yeah this sucks. i dont got an answer either but i asked a similar question a while back and got a few decent answers but mostly reinforces how little alternatives there are nowadays to modern platforms."}
+{"text":"ASL About You Into Not Into Discord."}
+{"text":"keeperofyou_04049"}
+{"text":"mid 20s/m/israel honestly i am just looking for a cute girl that likes to send some tasteful lewds, keep things platonic if we can, while i am not looking for something serious, it would be nice if we could get to hear a bit about each other's day and what not... it would be nice to get to know each other to some extent, slowly, i try to keep myself occupied with homework these days. bonus points if you the same country as me and you think we might have some interests in common. its a long shot - but i might meet my type here. its worth trying isn't it? if that is the case - I would approach it romantically. please be around my age. i like art. drone music, odd films, low res nature pictures esque and mathematics. etc etc etc i am pretty normal. and actually - sex is a sensitive topic for me. please keep that in mind. discord: occipital0 (holy fucking shit this captcha)"}
+{"text":"Batbratbrat_97902 Diaper boy looking for buddies. People usually think I'm cute if they are into this lol"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf ask to video call someone we video call on the VIDEO call he asks me to do a timestamp why are moids so retarded?"}
+{"text":"792ZPKGXA on teleguard Hey I'm looking for nudify wizs and ai wizs"}
+{"text":"any nicers?"}
+{"text":"Test"}
+{"text":"It's icky how there's still threades from last year on the board"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Suck my tits, dick."}
+{"text":"is that an egg?"}
+{"text":"this is nice finger"}
+{"text":"Are you an egg?"}
+{"text":"In that order? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Fuck the thread besides me"}
+{"text":"Mayham"}
+{"text":"Don't you know how much I love you, anon?"}
+{"text":"*pat pat*"}
+{"text":"mikugirl..."}
+{"text":"what's my favorite vegetable?"}
+{"text":"Leeks"}
+{"text":"Not him but dubs confirm"}
+{"text":"Read my own diary from the past week. I sound so fucking unhinged. Like, holy fuck, I don't even recognize myself. I don't even know who that is. It's like I'm possessed, it doesn't sound like me at all."}
+{"text":"Same, I hate keeping a dream journal"}
+{"text":"obsessing about raping a 15 year old who once posted here is a pretty funny meme"}
+{"text":"a dream journal is meant to be unhinged omoimasu"}
+{"text":"dubs of misdirection Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"I said I used a diary, not a dream journal. Do you use a draem journal?"}
+{"text":"women need poundings"}
+{"text":"even adolph hitler beat and raped his niece, you're a traitor to the white race if you don't"}
+{"text":"my mistake for being sane"}
+{"text":"casa del perro"}
+{"text":"I'd visit"}
+{"text":"post thread update: i accepted the mission and delivered that shit but the person i delivered to wasn't even a dog i think some weird shit went on"}
+{"text":"I think there's an anime about this Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"stringing together any possible combination of words will output an isekai anime title 1000% of the time"}
+{"text":"the long ansewr is no"}
+{"text":"i will feel it only when i want to. not when you command me to"}
+{"text":"Which brings us to Veronika, an itchy cow living in the Austrian countryside. We landed in this beautiful place, which looks like something out of ``The Sound Of Music.'' High mountains, green pastures, church bells literally ringing. Almost immediately after Veronika's owner dropped a stick in front of her, Veronika just rolled out her pink tongue. With the tip of the tongue, she grabbed, like, with an index finger, the stick, pulled the tongue back into the mouth. Grasping the stick between her teeth. And Veronika just turned her head and started scratching her rear end. We wanted to know how sophisticated this behavior really was, so we started testing her by providing her with a different tool, a broom. Because a broom has a functional and nonfunctional end - right? - the broom side and the handle side. And over the course of 70 trials, Veronika not only used the broom, she used each end for different purposes. The bristly end she'd scrape vigorously on the top of her body where her skin is hard and thick. For her belly, udders and more sensitive areas, she used the handle end more delicately. Gently poking and pushing, so two completely different techniques. Is it tool use? I believe the answer is unequivocally, yes. This proves for the first time that cows, long-derided as dumb, can also use tools."}
+{"text":"thank god i didn't wipe last year and now i can just let the flakes fly off in the winter"}
+{"text":"banana mank Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"being ill when ur a child: LOL NO SCHOOL XD Being ill when ur adult: what the fuck ow"}
+{"text":"the only difference was that as a kid i drew and wrote something while laying in bed but it was just as bad also i didn't self-administer ibuprofen"}
+{"text":"No keep heat turned up"}
+{"text":"That's a man"}
+{"text":"Only fake punks shave their arm pits"}
+{"text":"No it isn't I checked"}
+{"text":"It's just Mikasa's worst years of depression recovering from Eren's loss."}
+{"text":"holding each others keys must be so romantic"}
+{"text":"what if you stopped being a faggot instead"}
+{"text":"The Anti-Christ...lol Did I bang them to hard?"}
+{"text":"If a fujoshi made me do this with another boy, I would"}
+{"text":"I just aliased /s4s/ back into [s4s] on twibooru and ponerpics after derpibulli made it [s4s] => /s4s/ lole"}
+{"text":"i really love keksandra"}
+{"text":"i hope u dont get banned fren :("}
+{"text":"Iwas ecpexting a WARN but 3-Day? rly? RLY???? Esfores is fren borde but 4chinz jannies will always be subhuman filth deserving of a razor wire castratio i mean Verr rood >:cccc"}
+{"text":"t b h they really are nitpicky they allow 17 year olds and under to post no problem but a pone will fetch you a b& in no time..."}
+{"text":"what got deleted?"}
+{"text":"NO BAD YUJI"}
+{"text":"go!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"hot if a grill said this to me when im about to cum it would be so blissful<3<3"}
+{"text":"ran out of onions"}
+{"text":"whatchu know about dat prolly nothin"}
+{"text":"Creampie Bulma"}
+{"text":"vegeta will kill you"}
+{"text":"God [s4s] girls are so fucking sexy. I want to fuck every single one of them. It's my dream in life to marry an [s4s] girl"}
+{"text":"too bad they’re all underageb&"}
+{"text":"That's the best part* Shame womemes get bored after like a week lol they need constant new audiences"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"what are signs you are about to overdose"}
+{"text":"Why is deleted nowe"}
+{"text":"I never did like Courtney or yoko Ono I thought they were wrong for them"}
+{"text":"if you want real access you will have to take it by force and that's the force of 5-10 full grown men"}
+{"text":"What do we do if this thread ODs at 300 replies?"}
+{"text":"we mass OD to celebrate :D"}
+{"text":"i freehand shot a rat for the first time earlier today which gave me some confidence but now i'm 4 rats later and i think i've missed every single one of them except the second one but i don't think i fatally wound it and so it ran off and i couldn't find it in time i'm feeling a bit despondent because i don't want to make them unnecessarily suffer and the one i shot earlier died almost immediately but all the others screamed and ran off D: i'm going to take a break for a bit and then try one more time before giving up for the day thank you for reading myre blogpost i hope i can do better Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"animlel cruelty¿ she doesn't know nicer would have split 50/50"}
+{"text":"i did not shoot any rats today Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"another ratless night it'd be nice if they packed up their bags and moved away on they're own Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"kill a rat today i bought rat poison and im gonna spread it in a corner tomorrow"}
+{"text":"why do you do this"}
+{"text":"Good morning I hate americans"}
+{"text":"I was down at the New Amsterdam Staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation With a black-haired flamenco dancer You know she dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful And we all want something beautiful Man, I wish I was beautiful So come dance this silence down through the morning Shalalala la la la la, yeah Uh huh, yeah cut up, Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances And pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WTF you are with the fucking spaniards...creep columbus"}
+{"text":"viva mejico wey"}
+{"text":"nice try nwo plant, but im still going to fist bump my euro bros, and then we're going to skin you alive together"}
+{"text":"6th day without touching pebis... #cumitment Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"didnr e bvem ccheck mt dubs ;_;;' Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"sryyy m'y G (｡︵｡) but dont worry, I never miss the 67 (＾▽＾)"}
+{"text":"it's about schizomaxxing on pent up vril"}
+{"text":"finally someone that get it"}
+{"text":"nigga shutchu bitchass up (⌒‿⌒)"}
+{"text":"Itanium Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"What a complete and utter failiure"}
+{"text":"Just like everyone on this website"}
+{"text":"OOPS! SLIPPED BACK INTO THE SITUATIONSHIP HAHA Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"its over"}
+{"text":"sounds ideal"}
+{"text":"but i like using words like \"boyfriend\" and \"girlfriend\" it feels warm and fuzzy ):"}
+{"text":"tfw you open your heart to Christianity and Jesus and accept the word of God"}
+{"text":"She pink but she's not squishy at all. Tranformers are made from metal alloys with incredible tensile strength"}
+{"text":"what if I God told me to drink? I am with him, but his will is for me to deviate and become something else than human Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"how is town going ? aiming high for the skies ?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"i drew Akira Kogami again Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"akira baby you LOVE having sex right there in the studio having unprotected sex and having men cum inside you right there dont you baby"}
+{"text":"i dont draw a lot of the lucky star girls other than akira, so this one is for (You) anone"}
+{"text":"your anatomy is shit"}
+{"text":"intense"}
+{"text":"fucking hote"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"You fumbled me Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"I KNOW HER I KNOW HER (๑◡๑) IT'S FROM M.A.R mangacha awaken romance (or something like that) m'y parents bougth me thé first ones at an old shop, and then I read all the others at thé city library I think her name is dorothy if I remebrr well"}
+{"text":"you are thé cutest Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"é supremacy (translation : french supremacy)"}
+{"text":"ew"}
+{"text":"bahahaha, i only sée cope hère"}
+{"text":"oooops"}
+{"text":"mikugirls..."}
+{"text":"Science isn't a crime *proud face* Science will cause the extinction of humanity Oh, nothing wrong with that!"}
+{"text":"agnosticisme on the other hand....... (fight club référence)"}
+{"text":"You have scientism, science, scientific method, scientists. If you have spent any time with so called scientists, your faith in the system would surely falter."}
+{"text":"There's not a single scientist on Earth that follows the scientific method."}
+{"text":"ad hominem dubs"}
+{"text":"mom found my girl clothes"}
+{"text":"classic pookasa"}
+{"text":"Who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"its that special Lucky Star OVA they released in 2011 when Tsukasa's mom find her girl clothes"}
+{"text":"gib sauce onegai"}
+{"text":"she's indian?"}
+{"text":"ig my bf dont love me anymore... what i should do to be loved again?"}
+{"text":"post your pussy and i can help you further depending on how tight you appear to be"}
+{"text":"girls have titties thats why they are the best"}
+{"text":"You're probably too fat. Starve yourself."}
+{"text":"bahahahaha this is funny"}
+{"text":"i have decided to become the s4s urinal i am really excited to get pissed on"}
+{"text":"peas on (You)"}
+{"text":"i got my membership for the lesbian foot club renewed Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
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+{"text":"I can't argue with any of this. Perfect thread so far. *sip\""}
+{"text":"i do this"}
+{"text":"Puss-puss."}
+{"text":"It do be like that"}
+{"text":"nyan nya motherhugger"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"すみません、誰の言葉を引用しているんですか?"}
+{"text":"the nigger who unironically posts this thinking that he's the funniest fucking faggot in the world"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"Remember, Teto is not a real vocaloid and never will be"}
+{"text":"True, she's an echelon above. Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"tet"}
+{"text":"o"}
+{"text":"any pedophile wanna chat on discord?"}
+{"text":"MY FUCKING SIDES 4CUCKS REALLY"}
+{"text":"you scared me"}
+{"text":"@Catfish @Yuji Sakai @avogadoposter Try these nonces"}
+{"text":"i'm not gonna talk to you"}
+{"text":"Too cold to get naked..."}
+{"text":"HE"}
+{"text":"KONG"}
+{"text":"DONG"}
+{"text":"BONG"}
+{"text":"BAG"}
+{"text":"I"}
+{"text":"how do i follow my dreams? i think im retarded."}
+{"text":"how bro felt"}
+{"text":"follow your heart or something and hope you end up turning into a cog for the machine"}
+{"text":"you end up you don't end up* Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Executive dysfunction and also being on 4chan instead of doing it. I got distracted again.. I will go focus now, thanks for the reminder."}
+{"text":"bahaha, i'm also on a smillar mission, with similar issues I wish u thé best [s4s] toby fox"}
+{"text":"Suck my dick, bitch."}
+{"text":"1 Frame Man lol I just made that joke for the first time"}
+{"text":"It's so arid I coughed me a lil blood came out Which would be metal..IF I WASNT WEARING A WHITE SHIRT Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"In retrospect I apologize for how bad this thread is (not that any of them are good) but dis my only smoke break Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Yes we are still here. Read the second edition of this paper. page 2 below"}
+{"text":"and maybe it's the mods that need to country their days, not the papre counting the days until cp is officially banned and strictly prohibited (as it should be)"}
+{"text":"Ignore these voices and print more editions Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"(dubs) now i really want to see a boxing match between catfish and gado"}
+{"text":"It is 710 showers until Christmas. I just checked."}
+{"text":"What? Crimbus is over?! *sips festively, anyway*"}
+{"text":"Vagina."}
+{"text":"I doubly do Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"Sh*t dubs, everyone does go back there and stay there. You posted there first because you know it belongs there and you posted it here just to be a rood.  stay there."}
+{"text":"That's a nice vagina. Approved"}
+{"text":"why is your country different every time you post"}
+{"text":"That's a man."}
+{"text":"slip tim midnight soon"}
+{"text":"not brown."}
+{"text":"pedophile"}
+{"text":"Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"by unanimous vote"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden."}
+{"text":"this is 10000000000% true I have nothing but respect and admiration for lobster scrappy doo"}
+{"text":"dubs on page 10"}
+{"text":"the species of bongo can be distinguished by the patterns on their backs"}
+{"text":"ive never heard of or seen this animal in my entire life, how am i just learning of them"}
+{"text":"because a person of such great importance and prestige such of yourself must focus on other things Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Rio Punch Monster and breakfast tacoes This Monster tastes liek fruity bubblegum. Not bad, not amazing 7/10 Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"4chan ilegal"}
+{"text":"This comic feels kinda old i like it"}
+{"text":"Unrealistic. If you told anyone that didn't use 4chan that you did they'd instantly categorize you as a shooter and not talk to you again."}
+{"text":"Sexks with livestock"}
+{"text":"maybe in 2012 4chan isn't even counterculture anymore, openly talking about 4chan IRL still makes u a faggot tho"}
+{"text":"Hello frens! I am back to remind you I have a MINE CRAFT SERVER!!!!! It is Java 1.21.11 IP: thefun.land We opened the end on saturday, nobody has gone in yet. Its been a very chill relaxed serber so far."}
+{"text":"dubs!"}
+{"text":"I would play if my Switch accepted my phone's hotspot... Sorry"}
+{"text":"I would play if my Switch accepted my phone's hotspot... Sorry"}
+{"text":"Nice selfie Who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"please do not soyjak thats rude"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Negros picking your cotton? One way to tell us your jewish."}
+{"text":"You dream of an America that never imported kikes. No kikes no niggers"}
+{"text":"Happy Mammy Nigger Coon Day!"}
+{"text":"??? Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"police on their way to shoot a white woman after she accuses her rapist of fraud Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"I believe it's a Martin Luther King, Jr. Day reference. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"goodnight [s4s] thank you for being my friend"}
+{"text":"Good night, sleep tight."}
+{"text":"cutie ilu"}
+{"text":"goodnight [s4s] thank you for being my friend"}
+{"text":"Good morning. Tuesday morning."}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"im going to feed the ducks in a pond nearby in a little bit !!! should i feed them wonder bread or hot dog bread?"}
+{"text":"I just want to vent for a little bit... I have been feeding the birds outside of my trailer Mostly house sparrows, some cardinals, a couple of bluejays, and even a woodpecker... my place was becoming a true hotspot for the birds. like hundreds would just hang around waiting for my food and then I had a couple of days with shitty weather and rain where I didn't put out food... and then I just stopped completely, for like an entire week after feeding them every day for a month didn't think much about it, until suddenly the weather got really cold, like -10f shit and I was like, oh shit I gotta feed my birds so I bought a big huge bag the premium wild bird seed mix, not the shit stuff and several big blocks of suet. All the good shit. Peanut suet, berry suet, high energy suet... and put it out, waiting to see my hundreds of birds return.... but they didn't.... just... a small handful of sparrows... some cardinals... I did see the woodpecker return but I used to see hundred of sparrows so many sparrows on my lawn it was like a blanket spread out Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"did they like le dubs?"}
+{"text":"dont feed them bread its bad for them feed them seeds"}
+{"text":"Got any grapes?"}
+{"text":"Dakkusu? Such magnificent creatures. Every week I sea them swim, and I cry. For only dakkusu can truly perceive reality."}
+{"text":"is this real or fake? ... and if I did fall for this please let me down lightly ;( .... i know the internet is full of rumnors and fake-ities and falsified information but i want to believe that i will get more of my favourite movie franchise and to see free willy come from bring a trilogy to then bring a quadrology would really put a smile on my grin and make me chip one off the old block and give me a run for my money and really give me a piece of my own mind if they decided to bring willy and all my favourite cast nmemebers back to the big screens or even to streaming services i think that owuld really make my day fantastic and brighten up my life so please, if you know whether or not this is real or fake please let me know right away thanks so much guys <3"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure this is fake. The whale could not jump out of water that shallow without hurting itself"}
+{"text":"After 3 movies youd think people would just say nah let try a different whale this fuckers too slippery."}
+{"text":"Do you believe in free will?"}
+{"text":"26 kittens were killed during the filming of Milo and Otis. The biggest death toll was from the scene where the kitten goes over a waterfall in a cardboard box. Look it up if you don't believe me"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"le quirky weird girl fantasy Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"brooo haha my girlfriend has such a fat butt eating her ass tastes so good rn lmao fuck lol what am i doing with my life, she just had mexican again Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"This how you know anal gave him parasites which now conteol him to infect himself further. Same thing for gays being molested at a young age."}
+{"text":"Here we are again on our epin journey. Don't give up, we're very close to our destination! Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"don't ever take me for being a jew again ..."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"I hope i get BAD LUCK!!!! Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"y would u wan that Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"xmas tree xmas tree all the gifts at my feet none of them it's for me *shakes violently the xmas tree until all decorations fall apart and it can't be unshaken anymore"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"kiss me"}
+{"text":"WEED"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Animeweed420"}
+{"text":"Will you be my fren?"}
+{"text":"Mommy this frog is scaring me."}
+{"text":"No fuck off !!!"}
+{"text":"It's okay to be Petarded"}
+{"text":"sex with meg"}
+{"text":"Peeties!!"}
+{"text":"She's going the distance She's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"following traffic laws is nice"}
+{"text":"jaywalking has been legal for three years Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"Outta the way, dork!"}
+{"text":"What a dirty triple, no wonder it was on page 10"}
+{"text":"im scared of disturbing holly"}
+{"text":"ridiculous"}
+{"text":"presently"}
+{"text":"comprehensible"}
+{"text":"She knows javascript"}
+{"text":"in javascript that would only be true if the \"1\" is a string"}
+{"text":"Alright Ms. Seras is ready for deployment"}
+{"text":"been thinkin abt yosho lately"}
+{"text":"trips"}
+{"text":"yosho"}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"something went wrong with the image hash on the 4plebs archive so now if you post the classic Yosho image it doesn't register it as the same picture anymore Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Yosho... Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"ping pong bing"}
+{"text":"ahthatsthestuff.wav"}
+{"text":"chiraq"}
+{"text":"happy anime"}
+{"text":"ambatron"}
+{"text":"aquarium"}
+{"text":"Japanese people don't wear they shoes indoors"}
+{"text":"Most japanese grills has pretty ugle feet though In b4 someone posts an image of some cherrypicked perfect Japanese feet that is like 1 in a 1000 in reality"}
+{"text":"unchecked triples on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Just like all civilized people do Do americans sleep in their shoes as well?"}
+{"text":"happy morning [s4s]! the sun is coming up"}
+{"text":"slip tim"}
+{"text":"ilu the cute passposter"}
+{"text":"smoking kills"}
+{"text":"im sober 2 months now.. sometimes feek like i wanna go back especially after a meal.."}
+{"text":"when everything is served on diapers how do you think people are treated ...like disposable underwear ?"}
+{"text":"whats something you envy about the opposite gender?"}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"being a female is pretty cool actually. Besides bleeding out of the vagina occasionally, I'm not enslaved by my own cock, i dont grow hair all over my body, and i can do girlish stuff without looking gay while still enjoying boyish stuff. whats the downsides?"}
+{"text":"girl I am telling you this ...if you step out of the zero sum game of your public holes then you will get shot ...meanwhile the big boys secure their cheap access"}
+{"text":"i uh wha..?"}
+{"text":"I don't offer anything ...ask A.I."}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"Good threade"}
+{"text":"Oh?"}
+{"text":"Doremi has the best fan service"}
+{"text":"Yes it does Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"uOh?"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"child?????????????"}
+{"text":"Wikipedia"}
+{"text":"where everything had to be in a certain amount of rar files and CDs and with an nfo and blah-blah anon it's not that complicated split file, pieces can be uploaded onto multiple sites download iso, mount or burn it include nfo file, get info and don't get me started on keygen music... that is the sound of the gods"}
+{"text":"edgelord is an observable thing with a pathology and behavioral pattern that can be explained in detail. Just because something has a silly name doesn't mean it hasnt unique parameters worth studying silly Yuji Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"no dubs but well said. *sip* a very fine post indeed. Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"that sounds like a made up thing that doesn't actually exist, but sounds scary, like psychopath or narcissist"}
+{"text":"like, serial killers do exist, but psychopaths don't. if you call a serial killer a psychopath then that's an attempt to categorize and dissect someone who simply doesn't follow cultural norms"}
+{"text":"I gotta poob Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Hey buddy you're needed over here"}
+{"text":"As I get older I enjoy a nice nurgle Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"Yes quite so my dear"}
+{"text":"Good morning esfores! Today is going to be a good day!"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"Good morning"}
+{"text":"wew lad"}
+{"text":"Good morning... Today is going to be a good day! I highly doubt that... Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"shiro's minecraft"}
+{"text":"God I know a guy that looks like the left that's so fucking creepy."}
+{"text":"67"}
+{"text":"thanks for checking 67s"}
+{"text":"Kick his ass"}
+{"text":"six seven in heaven down low too slow"}
+{"text":"i found out im 25% german"}
+{"text":"one day my fren Cato you will have to deal with those pervs who think they rule your own house ...only one day"}
+{"text":"and the spectacle will be knocking on the door and running after snakes"}
+{"text":"wow your mom is such a slut"}
+{"text":"this is quite the thread honestly"}
+{"text":"You're quite the despised pedophile faggot however"}
+{"text":"What made it so memorable and even iconic?"}
+{"text":"(trip) Everyone remembers their first time"}
+{"text":"i think that's the year when i got permanent tinnitus"}
+{"text":"4chan memes taking over"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"nothing"}
+{"text":"someone help me make an oc that represents me..."}
+{"text":"the fuck?"}
+{"text":"trans = ruined"}
+{"text":"my apologies"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"toxic cat"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Normie beer was on sale so I got a bunch instead of my 8% and it takes me like 12 just to get a buzz thanks for reading my blog Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"that's a 1212-year-old"}
+{"text":"Nice dude I'm currently on my way to show a pre roll, heck I might even smoke two."}
+{"text":"You know you can smoke weed AND get drunk. At the same time!"}
+{"text":"waow"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Reminder that this is a Vlodson website"}
+{"text":"This is not how you deal with these posts. Instead of sperging out you should just report the post for lolicon outside of /b/ and hide it, and never give them (You)s as they feed off attention."}
+{"text":"KYS VLODPEDO"}
+{"text":"smart frogposter"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"gooned to sick shit again"}
+{"text":"FUCK RELIGION"}
+{"text":"I look like that and say that"}
+{"text":"its not my fault ok im addicted"}
+{"text":"catfish is the goon master"}
+{"text":"goon"}
+{"text":"The \"refugee\" system is the greatest evil in the world today. It destroys the unity of successful nations while rewarding the inhabitants of unsuccessful nations. The result leaves everybody worse off and ultimately leads to widespread violence."}
+{"text":"Upjew this (((thread)))"}
+{"text":"the moon is coming Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"^ ignore the negro above"}
+{"text":"he's right though, doesn't mean we should do it, we shouldn't, we should let the world collapse"}
+{"text":"what is supply and demand Another retarted baboon"}
+{"text":"dead beaners on the 'log courtesy of the 'arty"}
+{"text":"Damn, them ICE niggas got fat asses for real."}
+{"text":"And of course, you faggots never stop embarrassing yourselves. Well, guess it can't be helped."}
+{"text":"he needs to go to the doctor"}
+{"text":"when the taco is too spicy"}
+{"text":"makeup should be banned"}
+{"text":"would you be able to recognize the pig ? did he had any visible mark ? we are going to snatch him de heer"}
+{"text":"Snoojak is very sexy."}
+{"text":"snoojak"}
+{"text":"Keep going I'm about to finish."}
+{"text":"fit for today"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"Can I have segs with you pls? :^)"}
+{"text":"yes but she puts it in your pooper"}
+{"text":"Let me suck on your knees"}
+{"text":"Do you know why girls don't like me? Because you're a nigger, a negro, a coon, a porch monkey, a jigaboo, a spook, a groid"}
+{"text":"The forehead girl"}
+{"text":"Good job brother I like this :)"}
+{"text":"aiko is full of vigorous"}
+{"text":"Aiko has a secret"}
+{"text":"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"}
+{"text":"the los anine approves Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"v dank pape friend Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"67 is garbage retard meme"}
+{"text":"HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME!"}
+{"text":"zero replies thread"}
+{"text":"How does she do it"}
+{"text":"magic"}
+{"text":"i'm a big fan myself"}
+{"text":"No one could ever love someone this uncute."}
+{"text":"this scene was funny"}
+{"text":"Wtf"}
+{"text":"thanks for ur support!!"}
+{"text":"im a big fan of legs personally"}
+{"text":"im going to die alone Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"guess i got to live another day. But how many days left to live?"}
+{"text":"you pass on alone and with nobody to guide you there citation needed that still doesn't make any sense though. like, you chew your food alone, you wear your headphones alone. that applies to all your experiences. but you're saying you die alone like it is supposed to have a deeper meaning."}
+{"text":"you can't be helped"}
+{"text":"It's not me that's the issue. It's you. It's an error of thought, isn't it? You have problems conveying what you even mean by it."}
+{"text":"wow what can I say...what it stands out is that girls look good on moustache and I never finished high school"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"i like to look at king of the hill porn. i dont beat off to it but im fascinated by it."}
+{"text":"that boy tell you what"}
+{"text":"did you touch your penis to this"}
+{"text":"(dubs) lol"}
+{"text":"Shut up"}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Insane that the worst candy of all time (circus peanuts) gave birth to the best sugary cereal in the world (Lucky Charms) Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"White candy"}
+{"text":"why cant i post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA threads anymoar PPTMs? Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"I came here to suffer as a meme"}
+{"text":"skip dinner wake up thinner!"}
+{"text":"finally a good thread"}
+{"text":"first eat salad dance on my ballade"}
+{"text":"la criatura Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"eat that pussy raw learn to clench those muscles in your jaw"}
+{"text":"How's your evening going esfores? Mine has consisted of alcohol, crunchy nut cornflakes and gay porn"}
+{"text":"gross man hands tranny shit drawing"}
+{"text":"hi anonymous the only frogpost i approve dubs"}
+{"text":"Quads! Checked! Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"very cool"}
+{"text":"I’m having a cozy doomscroll. Enjoying myself while wasting away on s4s. At least i’m a happy looser. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"don't forget to do your dailies chat"}
+{"text":"she jirai on my pien till i landmine"}
+{"text":"I always do my dailies. Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"daily fortune Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Two of the same fortunes. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"micerkd monay Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"no karen"}
+{"text":"mikugirl..."}
+{"text":"my wife had sex with a gopher"}
+{"text":"would you believe me if I told you I live in a place whose name literally translates to 'gopherland'?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"I would if you got quads... but you failed"}
+{"text":"I'm not uploading it again"}
+{"text":"i don't hate spanish people... i know people who do... Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"I don't know who this is, and normally I wouldn't care but I want to see his cock so fucking bad I want to suck it"}
+{"text":"Are you catfish?"}
+{"text":"nothing"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that picture of a cute girl in a fairy costume being smushed up against glass? Someone posted it on here a while ago."}
+{"text":"nah sorry we all ran out Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"I know what picture you're talking about, but I don't have it. Sorry."}
+{"text":"I don't have it but I'll ask Greg if he has it. Greg do you have the pic OP's looking for?"}
+{"text":"not ringing any bells im sorry"}
+{"text":"tonight I made a foam cup ramen for dinner. added beef chili, a sardine, and some shredded cheese, plus hard boiled duck egg on the side. thinking about buying a bunch of combos i hear they have a bleu cheese flavor. Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"please report bathroom visits as well"}
+{"text":"that is one fancied-up cup of ramen. also bleu cheese combos?? that sounds wild"}
+{"text":"I like hidamari sketch and I want a girlfriend who watches hidamari sketch with me"}
+{"text":"Posting on the compuer!"}
+{"text":"BRUTUS OMAE MO KA???"}
+{"text":"row Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":":p"}
+{"text":"sae is lucky ;_;"}
+{"text":"Pencils only you like. Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"He was diggin', DIGGIN' FOR SOME ASS Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"It's like still using an LCD instead of an OLED ya it's like trying to post to 4chan with Konqueror instead of a webkit derived google cocksuck browser in 2026. What kind of loser would eve-"}
+{"text":"ambatron Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"This is the end goal of elon musk"}
+{"text":"didn't he go to mars already ?"}
+{"text":"Just ate sandwich with a white wine jam? Why white wine jam? Because I can afford it poorfag lol"}
+{"text":"has money but never learned basic manners"}
+{"text":"I usually pick my foods according to taste but hey it's your life"}
+{"text":"left the ground in black and white"}
+{"text":"and when the plane went down"}
+{"text":"just sisters things"}
+{"text":"I look like this and do this"}
+{"text":"greetings"}
+{"text":"You do"}
+{"text":"sure sure"}
+{"text":"They are sisters (the one with the yellow ribbon is called Mimmy, the one with the red ribbon is called Kitty)"}
+{"text":"le butte girl"}
+{"text":"fuck im hard right now"}
+{"text":"she shake shake shakin her booty Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"i will now try to shift into the anime world ... it didn't work"}
+{"text":"loling at this samefagging niggerfish loser LMAO ur a batshit insane pedophile schizo who keeps getting banned while im raping ur nigger mother and shitting down her nigger throat? true lmao keep malding niggerfish keep samefagging LOL xDD Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"carTOON children O//////o"}
+{"text":"if we entered the anime world, would be aware of it? does anime look like real life in the anime world? are anime girls aware they live in the anime world?"}
+{"text":"oh BABY"}
+{"text":"CHILDREN??????0////0"}
+{"text":"W-why don't you want to consoom our aislop you dumb piggies?! t. Mustafa Suleiman head of Microslop AI division"}
+{"text":"1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code I can't even Aisloppers are completely braindead They call it Microslop for a reason"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile Windows 11"}
+{"text":"heal"}
+{"text":"#WhiteLivesMatter"}
+{"text":"all lives matter I wonder is such a true and humble saying could ever be controversial I don't see why it would"}
+{"text":"give me a reason why i shouldn't get a rice gf"}
+{"text":"I wanna sniff her butt."}
+{"text":"how it feels to be a autismbux neet"}
+{"text":"PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!!"}
+{"text":"are you going to let me go to work everyday with zero problems Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"it's actually for the best that you're a neet, suess having you in the workforce would only cause problems I can just imagine you creeping out some asian coworker so much she fears for her life"}
+{"text":"I'm sure being a little creeped out is better than hiring a murderer Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"dubs"}
+{"text":"appy jupe"}
+{"text":"ya it probably is that, misuzu would absolutely drink it"}
+{"text":"baby my beautiful sexual baby"}
+{"text":"gween tea"}
+{"text":"My parents said when I was a baby I used to love baby bottles filled with water, and that my first word was \"wa-wa\" for water."}
+{"text":"im going to have"}
+{"text":"this is why you're fat Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"EVEN WHEN I'M JORKING IT TO SOME OTHER BS ALL I THINK ABOUT IS HOW I WOULD BE SMASHING U LIKE THAT"}
+{"text":"please stop screaming"}
+{"text":"please overdose on cocaine"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden..."}
+{"text":"Hey how's it going, [s4s]?"}
+{"text":"suddenly ses"}
+{"text":"ses rapes kids? this cant be..."}
+{"text":"Yes this is me Ses"}
+{"text":"if**"}
+{"text":"wolbachia"}
+{"text":"I don't understand what you're saying lole."}
+{"text":"news saturation"}
+{"text":"wat"}
+{"text":"- Ham sandwich Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"MONSTER krabs"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"very nice dubs"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"gore"}
+{"text":"NSFW? THIS IS NSFL, DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!?"}
+{"text":"this is too far! dubs to close gore thread"}
+{"text":"checked and closed Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"it's redstone you fool -__-\""}
+{"text":"WTF IM REPORTING YOU WTF IS THIS SHIT WTH IS THIS DUDE"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where these poses came from? It looks like the dude slicks back his hair while he somehow smacks the other guy behind him."}
+{"text":"all me Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"are you trying to police sketch a meme from memory?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"do u believe in ghosts lol Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Let’s go hunt us some niggers beary!!!"}
+{"text":"ys gosts r rel"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"It's okay to be retarded"}
+{"text":"good news for you"}
+{"text":"that makes two :)"}
+{"text":"i love being tarded!!!!!!! Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"(dubs) that makes three :)"}
+{"text":"rate your cock i was a 4 now i'm a 0 aiming for at least 3 soon"}
+{"text":"if it's a 2 it's still bendy you need a 4 or greater for penetration"}
+{"text":"Don't excite me! Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"I’m sorry that happened to you anon I’m American and it’s a miracle I’m uncut Thanks mom and dad"}
+{"text":"My small benis is like the Grinch, it expands by three sizes."}
+{"text":"the spikedog stamp of approval!"}
+{"text":"rare *nomnomnom*"}
+{"text":"For all your anthrax dissemination needs"}
+{"text":"chubby ebil would never!! well, not never...maybe sometimes"}
+{"text":"this is a thread for the dog with spikes. maybe you figs should mind your manners."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"lole"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"First Post, Worst Post. CUCK FAGGOT."}
+{"text":"January 19th, 2025 was cuck night..."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"should i get a new computer or is this one still good"}
+{"text":"if it ain't broke, don't fix it"}
+{"text":"it was broken Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep your home computer in a completely blank room with no furniture? Trips."}
+{"text":"you should kill yourself, schizophrenic fag"}
+{"text":"its ebin Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"when you see anonymous eeeeew Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"bipolar ass Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"never left just turned off name"}
+{"text":"I look pretty normal tbh, I don't think you'd be able to tell at all unless you smelled me"}
+{"text":"*sniff sniff*"}
+{"text":"12739359 ehh squidward"}
+{"text":"Happy Martin Luther day"}
+{"text":"the goat"}
+{"text":"Boil all Christians, Jews, and Muslims to death in vats of diarrhea."}
+{"text":"Why is there so much crime on the roads that bear his name?"}
+{"text":"well anon the man is dead already so, it's pointless"}
+{"text":"Martin Luther is KING!"}
+{"text":"Unironically how are you niggers trying to survive?"}
+{"text":"Sheer technique."}
+{"text":"I've been living off of denial, anime & shitposting for an unrecoverable amount of time."}
+{"text":"What is the point of this board?"}
+{"text":"cheers to sym"}
+{"text":"To make dubs!! MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I can't sleep because I have a little insomnia. It's been here for a week or so. Also, I don't think I can complain about milk, I've been drinking some with my coffee all day. Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"making oc"}
+{"text":"whatever it wants to be. which it does."}
+{"text":"The image is a close-up of a cartoon-style character's face. The character has pink hair and is looking directly at the viewer with large, expressive eyes. The eyes are a striking shade of blue with a hint of purple in the pupils. The character's mouth is closed, and there is a small, curved line running from the top of the nose to the bottom of the mouth. The style of the image is reminiscent of NIGGER!!!!!!!!!! Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"impressionablel bearies Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"my wild guess is that it might be a bit worse than that"}
+{"text":"Ask the ai to describe this image."}
+{"text":"the OP text was generated with a small local model, it can't possibly know about every vtuber, I don't have a data center to categorize my reaction pics :("}
+{"text":"that's the vtuber Chibi Doki"}
+{"text":"who up glegging they dog tonight Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"i love my dog in weird ways like walking him regularly and not sexually abusing him, i guess im just freaky like that"}
+{"text":"in soviet russia car drive you"}
+{"text":"You made it through anon. You will be rewarded with this fortune. Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"Cuck Night..."}
+{"text":"fuck naw, man! that's bullshit."}
+{"text":"i honestly have no idea on what to post today, but i do feel happy for some reason... so i hope you feel happy too, anon!"}
+{"text":"two dubs maybe"}
+{"text":"dubs WHY THE FUCK OJISAN HAS SMUG GRIN"}
+{"text":"ON THE FUCKING GROUND, DIRTBAG!!!!"}
+{"text":"ojisan definitely turned him into a onahole after six weeks of asshole training and a month of dicking full pleasure anal sex"}
+{"text":"Foid feet on the 'log."}
+{"text":"it's not that bad [proceeds with that logic] no fuck you it is that bad faggot! Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"The idiots who keep taking obvious bait are bigger fucking losers than the assholes who set up the bait, just turn off your device, and GO OUTSIDE."}
+{"text":"do you think my free college tuition would still exist if I had revealing baito posts on 4chan Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"metal gear good BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HE ACTUALLY LIKES haha THAT SHIITY GAAAAAAAAAAAAME (i meen movie) LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL I AM SERIOUSLY LAFFIN OUT LAUD haha WOW get some fukkin taste u m8 like for real metal gear most like plastic gear kuz dat shits fo KIDS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"But I'll never stop dreamin' of you every night of my life No way"}
+{"text":"im moving to japan in a few months where in central tokyo should i live at?"}
+{"text":"today we try schweppes"}
+{"text":"manly hands to keep me safe girly hands for my dick chafe"}
+{"text":"Canada Dry and Schweppes are the two most dominant ginger ale brands in the United States. While both are owned by Keurig Dr Pepper in the US and use high-fructose corn syrup as their primary sweetener, they offer distinct flavor profiles and histories. Flavor & Texture: -Canada Dry: Known for being sweeter and smoother. It has a mild, \"clean\" ginger flavor that is less spicy, making it a popular choice for sipping straight or settling an upset stomach. The carbonation is gentler, contributing to a less aggressive mouthfeel. -Schweppes: Known for being drier and crisper (\"Dry\" is in the name of Canada Dry, but Schweppes is widely considered the drier tasting of the two). It has a stronger, more assertive ginger bite and higher carbonation with \"robust\" bubbles. This makes it a preferred choice for cocktails, as the carbonation and flavor hold up better when mixed. Nutritional Content (Standard 12oz Can): Canada Dry: ~140 calories, 36g sugar, 50mg sodium. Schweppes: ~120 calories, 33g sugar, 60mg sodium. Ingredients: Both brands use carbonated water, high-fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate (preservative), caramel color, and natural flavors. Canada Dry explicitly lists \"ginger extract\" on its ingredient label, whereas Schweppes typically lists \"natural flavors.\" History & Origin: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"do you want to know why I am not frequent on social media Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"Yes I do."}
+{"text":"I don't want to show up in anyone's feed with photos that don't belong to me. Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"PISS"}
+{"text":"reminds me i'm a lesbian and i love it Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"ilu"}
+{"text":"I am a wish orbiter I am obsessed with wish"}
+{"text":"when wish makes a post"}
+{"text":"imagine iilya peed on you,, so funny lol but also... hmmmm imagine"}
+{"text":"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"No way, Jane was definitely a likeable character before she died. She was plain, autistic, and had a big butt. She served the conventions of the story. She didn't need to be interesting for the sake of, the plot needed a serviceable woman to show Jesse that he could be living the good life if he stopped the drugs, and she did that. This is exactly what went wrong with the series imo, there was a consistent threat that characters would seem less interesting, and that threat was more imperative than the actual story being convincing. Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"You still have that shit saved?"}
+{"text":"I agree Redditors and Normies ruin everything pic rel is proof"}
+{"text":"If this was true it the creators would still be milking it for more meme-bux and we'd currently be watching season 18 where Walter White learns a new way to cook meth using dragon-fire with help from Khaleesi."}
+{"text":"but it is still true though the normies, redditors and zoom zooms will gawk at anything either a minor reference or one of the actors doing something stupid for the luz it's all desperation which has ruined everything"}
+{"text":"Don't post fakes, x-rays, bubble pics. Don't post captioned pictures/wincest pictures. Don't post fap roulette pics/threads. All this belongs in /b/ and nowhere else. To find more pictures use Google image search and Tineye first. Then go to /r/. Don't expect to get an immediate answer. Don't post the request in /s/ just because nobody in /r/ knew. Facebook threads are known to be \"stalker threads.\" Posting personal information (social network links, FB collage pics with names, addresses and names of amateurs, real names of models who work with an alias for a reason) is not allowed. And in case it isn't completely evident, we'll spell it out for you: Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site. Additionally, per board rules, we'd like to remind you that posting of hardcore images is not allowed. The basic rule of thumb is: if the picture has a penis in it, it doesn't go here. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Post women who became internet famous because of their huge tits--especially those who tried to disappear after they became well known. No content creators or OF allowed. TikTok sluts acceptable."}
+{"text":"annie keenan"}
+{"text":"Post an image that has some relation to the image before it. Try to keep repeating to a minimum. Try to get creative with connections. \"water\" gets boring after the 10th time in a thread Avoid repeating links, especially within like a 6 image span. Black Hair Cutie"}
+{"text":"Desert"}
+{"text":"Knee high boots"}
+{"text":"Around rocks."}
+{"text":"What a cutie with a nice pussy."}
+{"text":"She stand before a rock wall"}
+{"text":"I understand your preferences. But there's a photo post limit of 150. Could you please stop posting similar photos in succession? It wastes valuable posting space and causes threads to drop quickly."}
+{"text":"then start another thread, shut the fuck up, they are literally on the thread topic. Get fucked retard"}
+{"text":"Post areolas that either take up the majority of the boob, or are just plain large. Ghosties to well defined are all acceptable. Old thread"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately she has no collagen in her body. All her skin is saggy. Even the skin in her crotch around her pussy is saggy an nasty."}
+{"text":"Please stop, I can only get so erect."}
+{"text":"post pics of your favorite mixed race women and comment what they are mixed with (polynesian + black)"}
+{"text":"Dominican & Italian"}
+{"text":"Dominican & Italian Nice combo."}
+{"text":"The darker the better"}
+{"text":"This is my ultimate weakness. I wish there was more material out there but I'll post what I have."}
+{"text":"On your knees, now"}
+{"text":"\"Pathetic little dicklet… come clean between my dirty toes with your tongue\""}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"AYYYYYY"}
+{"text":"hot. i wish i had someone to cut my hair short or keep me bald"}
+{"text":"I will start with two of them: First is Puddems / Gingerpuss"}
+{"text":"Damn I didn't know her body was that amazing. That's a work of art. Good thread."}
+{"text":"post what you got"}
+{"text":"keep me safe not keep it safe NGMI"}
+{"text":"you guys need to stop bumping this thread, it's a month old and I can only goon so much"}
+{"text":"What's her name she is by far the most beautiful one"}
+{"text":"Not sure who the talent recruiter for Boutine LA is but they have impeccable taste!"}
+{"text":"girls thread"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"This is a man!"}
+{"text":"You must be gay, That's a man! You lucky this isn't /b/"}
+{"text":"Posting on your own pic is psychotic, not to mention we can see your IP address!"}
+{"text":"Girls with thia body type Absolutely no fatties"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Try to be creative! Continued from here E is for Eating outside"}
+{"text":"Z is for Zima"}
+{"text":"A is for Awesome multiplayer shooter"}
+{"text":"very hot"}
+{"text":"b is for bewbs"}
+{"text":"C is for Cumming"}
+{"text":"really nice! do you have more of her pussy?"}
+{"text":"Grotesquely feminine. Conspicuous and uncooperative. Absolute cleavage. Futile to show ladylike modesty."}
+{"text":"pregnancy..those tits are the softest thing you would ever touch,..."}
+{"text":"Two or more women showing off their feet."}
+{"text":"Hot. The right girl mogs the left one though."}
+{"text":"left and middle are babes, right one can walk the plank"}
+{"text":"Every single digital age female posting a photo of her feet, especially young women with their soles right in the camera, are doing so knowing guys are gonna fap to it. Women know how to get attention from men from childhood, manipulation is their biological strength. You reddit tier word dumb is delusional as always"}
+{"text":"Name? Any thing please"}
+{"text":"This ass had me weak."}
+{"text":"Third world women."}
+{"text":"And exactly which demographic is A-okay with it, anon?"}
+{"text":"Mmmm, this one is the one where you leave it in and pump her full"}
+{"text":"damn, imagine if she had some proper nutrition"}
+{"text":"He's not wrong"}
+{"text":"All of them are. leave it in and pump her full This but for all of them."}
+{"text":"I love freckled girls. Black, white, mixed, asian, ginger, blonde, I love them all!"}
+{"text":"you are a king among men"}
+{"text":"bonus points for amateurs"}
+{"text":"/b/ tier thread This place is looking more and more like /b/ everyday."}
+{"text":"Anyone know her name?"}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your service o7"}
+{"text":"Not even a little cardio?"}
+{"text":"You can for like $20"}
+{"text":"She mastered the art of good angles , lighting and use of filters, she has a really good slender body but her ass is pretty small z she just knows how to make it look bigger , 98% of her content has a white wall as background to make it easier with filters etc ...still gorgeous but don't fall for the lies"}
+{"text":"spends all day inside watching porn never meets a real human being \"all women are sluts\""}
+{"text":"ITT Latinas or women who look like they could be latinas, showing their breasts."}
+{"text":"Wow. Name?"}
+{"text":"No porn, just girls playfully mooning. Must have asshole or pussy visible"}
+{"text":"Anyone want to see my mom ass?"}
+{"text":"More!"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached yet again. Keep those Frida’s, Freya’s & Ingrid’s coming boys! Nudes welcome! Women clad in bunad very welcome!"}
+{"text":"Yesss Keep em coming chief"}
+{"text":"Post women you find attractive off the top of your head. This first one is Riley Nixon. A true Aphrodite incarnate."}
+{"text":"Jenny Tian, the Australian comedian, has always been really attractive to me for some reason"}
+{"text":"sexy"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post tits, small, big, huge, diminute, as long as they are good. If they are fake, let them be at least good. Source is always appreciated."}
+{"text":"Abby Darkstar"}
+{"text":"u/UCuople"}
+{"text":"Abby u/CherryOnTop_13"}
+{"text":"From light skinned to the darkest babes you've ever seen all black women are welcome in this thread. As always sauce if you can!"}
+{"text":"u/poutypixelle"}
+{"text":"u/EmoGfAngie"}
+{"text":"u/ndiverox"}
+{"text":"If they got a bit of a belly this the place for them. Keep the super biggies to a minimum please, like if you have to roll them in flour to find the wet spot they're too big. Sauce if you can"}
+{"text":"u/Chubbyguati"}
+{"text":"Bonus points if face visible"}
+{"text":"You assholes!!"}
+{"text":"Beautiful girls from CN/TW, JPN, SK/NK, VN, MN. Faces must be unobstructed. Other than that, anything goes, nude and unnude."}
+{"text":"Cuteness overload"}
+{"text":"Post 35+ women who are legit hot models and not bogged hags. Only 10s or 9s who are older in age but still extremely hot or classy matures that despite being 50+ are still leagues beyond your level"}
+{"text":"she cute"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 16: Thread 15: Thread 14: Thread 13: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Please upload Koreans. The face needs to come out, and it doesn't have to be completely naked, but there needs to be some exposure. Posture is important, so you need to post submissive poses or slut poses."}
+{"text":"unrelated, this girl's name is 桉小安 (set is 桉小安 - X精致美模 童颜美乳视图合集 She's cute."}
+{"text":"Because they're morally Christian and therefore find porn immoral."}
+{"text":"@oh.basedaaa"}
+{"text":"This is the absolute best thread on 4chan right now."}
+{"text":"She looks british i can just tell."}
+{"text":"Pussy jewelry thread. Bonus for pierced taints/assholes"}
+{"text":"Based high rez poster! Love being able to see the peach fuzz on her belly and arms. Every follicle of her trimmed pussy hair. Honestly, the piercings are just a bonus at this point. Please post more or let us know where the source it."}
+{"text":"Clicked on this thread to see a pierced butthole. 100 posts no pierced butthole"}
+{"text":"Please post something new."}
+{"text":"I love Elon Good morning saaar"}
+{"text":"Fuck that’s tight"}
+{"text":"benchod bastard bluddy mudda fuk bich"}
+{"text":"8 billion people on the planet and somehow you guys are 50% of this board."}
+{"text":"If you sucked her nipples it’d be like giving a tit blowjob."}
+{"text":"Post women you believe have the best tits ever seen and shine above all of humanity Names would be good too if you know them."}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"defo gotta me top 5 im OP btw, great thread guys"}
+{"text":"More"}
+{"text":"I desperately need that woman to smother me with her crotch."}
+{"text":"Ideal: pretty white moms and daughters cheek to cheek. I'll post what I have, then I'll just post thick white moms"}
+{"text":"the glossier the better"}
+{"text":"natural preferred"}
+{"text":"Damn"}
+{"text":"This chick looks better preggers than most chicks do in their prime"}
+{"text":"Imagine suckling frothy ambrosia from those delectable udders..."}
+{"text":"Wrong thread, bud. I think you want the \"busted hags\" general."}
+{"text":"Fully nude preferred."}
+{"text":"Oh God, aside from the tattoos, which are minimal so not really anything to complain about. She is perfect. I would love to wrap my hand around her neck, those hips I bet feel just perfect. I've been with very few woman who are this small, but every one of them has felt just lovely. There skin is soft, you can pick them up, toss them around and always the right amount of hair to pull or grab onto. Each and every one of them is ideal."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"I can never find these to be anything but creepy and weird Shame girls this beautiful always only ever become whores Speaking of, any pictures of her bare soles without stockings or socks etc"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the full video"}
+{"text":"@_@ oh sweet goodness gracious"}
+{"text":"Before the Europeans arrived to the Americas there was a separate race of very pale skinned people living in the Appalachians, the natives called them \"moon eyed people\" and they were known for living in caves and being extremely pale. That is most of her heritage. You will find the descendants of many of them near Appalachia, the originals still exist but you will never find them unless they want you to."}
+{"text":"Women wearing bikinis or one-piece swimwear with a flag design."}
+{"text":"Why is it always an America. Flag Citizens of most other nations aren't dumb enough to wipse their country's flag on their crotch."}
+{"text":"yesssssssssss"}
+{"text":"Post sexy zoomers with good cleavage or sideboobs. Alyssa starting the thread with her titties, lovely"}
+{"text":"Natasha Hentsridge, I cant believe last year was the 30th anniversary of the Species movie."}
+{"text":"Fat"}
+{"text":"It's like a child"}
+{"text":"Old Old very very Old Woman"}
+{"text":"Girls with thin asses so their anuses are seen when she's standing"}
+{"text":"Allah is fine with you fucking kids and donkeys so i think he will be pretty forgiving in this"}
+{"text":"Too thin. Won't survive the harsh winter."}
+{"text":"any kind of pussy previous"}
+{"text":"Looking for an old pic of my ex I posted in a thread exactly like this a few years ago, I know some random anon saved it, please do a brother a favor and repost it! Nice round tits, pink tank top pulled up, she’s laying sideways on the couch, dark hair, she’s petite but the tits were great. I lost the pic in a fire! Please help anons!"}
+{"text":"looked but didn't have it"}
+{"text":"No fatties, no bloated exes, no old hags, no fermented shitpile wives"}
+{"text":"You goys really think a pro OF chick is doing all of her commenting work on reddit and such? 1000% it's just her manager saying shit to keep horny paying degens on the hook."}
+{"text":"Sadly bro, you're wrong. Most European Men are aesthetically Chads but are mega cucks. Women over there are not feminists per se but are very aggressive because their Men are weak. Vera is a gigastacy and knows it. Only those rich Chads get her. The common groid don't get her."}
+{"text":"can you shut the fuck up, actual males are jerking off here. not tryingto chat up some faggot"}
+{"text":"Long hair. The longer, the better. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"Thread for busty Italian women in general. Last thread"}
+{"text":"is that why i'm a virgin at 26"}
+{"text":"you're a virgin at 26 because you're spending your finite life on earth jerking off to porn on 4chan. don't end up like us lost causes."}
+{"text":"it's too late"}
+{"text":"Damn, Maria was so fine."}
+{"text":"i am pale yellow even in winter and girls only want nordics"}
+{"text":"Share sexy beautiful bodies in the pool here."}
+{"text":"More?"}
+{"text":"Wife’s"}
+{"text":"It''s that time of year again! Post your best Christmas Tits."}
+{"text":"Thread says \"Cowgirls\", not \"Cows\" Go post this tub of lard in the fat bitches thread Disgusting"}
+{"text":"Cause she's not a real cowgirl."}
+{"text":"FuckinThreadSucks.gif"}
+{"text":"Ass or cleavage, really anything clothed :)"}
+{"text":"She can’t hide them at all"}
+{"text":"From ugly modern women look more and more sexier"}
+{"text":"How modern Tech has transform women"}
+{"text":"Pale skin, pink bits. Bonus for freckles."}
+{"text":"i love women so much its insane"}
+{"text":"Women should be locked inside so they don't get tanned."}
+{"text":"Valerycat / aprikosin / superbanka"}
+{"text":"Now that you mention it you're almost certainly right."}
+{"text":"Who dat?"}
+{"text":"Hila Meir"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I've been wanting the megs to do a joint shoot for years now! Look up themeganakaaldi, I know she put out that they had a discussion but nothing has happened yet. I'd be thrilled to see it."}
+{"text":"Back Dimples bread. Bonus points for tan lines."}
+{"text":"cute butt"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"can you please repeat that I cant understand you with Miz's dick in your mouth"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite ASMR waifus"}
+{"text":"i feel like that one pic was a part of a series of photos from the same time frame that she posted. i say this because there are multiple photos of her with the same hair type and color. i know i have one more of just her face and quite sure it was publicly posted. i only found out about her because she came into a shop i worked at years ago. image limit met so i can't even post that other photo but i'm sure it's easy to find. i was posting what i had as i cleaned out my drive for reformatting. so idk how much more help i could be. are any of the imageboards i mentioned still alive at this point?"}
+{"text":"Well I hope to see more in next thread. Im not sure where to start for deviantart or tumblr... Damn. Something about her is so hot!"}
+{"text":"it doesn't look like there will be another thread. i also posted what i had that can be posted. i can't recall all the user names she's used but i wouldn't be surprised if all the stuff i have was posted to her socials or patreon and all that. i was posting in hopes others had more of her. i really like her eyes and weirdly enough her mouth the most and she used to dress in a lot of goth type stuff which i liked a lot. mostly was looking for her alt modeling pics since she's mentioned that years ago. best of luck in the search though. she probably never did any spicy content other than that early alt modeling stuff. maybe check to see if any of her exs had posted pics of her. she was always pretty open about her bfs back when i was watching her content. formatting my drive tonight or tomorrow. cheers."}
+{"text":"I really do love that these stupid cunts pivoted into doing this shit. ASMR alone waa good enough as a niche and now? If they make it theyre near guaranteed to whore out eventually to keep that engagement going. Fuckin stupid bitches"}
+{"text":"How many moonlight as prostitutes and how much do they charge?"}
+{"text":"Girls that turn unsuspecting boys into gooners, pornosexuals, pussyfree virgins, etc."}
+{"text":"This sounds like some pseudo stoicism crap a manosphere podcast daddy would tell guys so they can \"hold frame\". Women already have you categorized a few seconds into interacting with you. Trying to pretend just prolongs the time before you let your true nature show and she notices."}
+{"text":"The fuck does this even mean you retarded faggot. While foids do place people based on how they look in a bubble or categorization, it is completely based on false assumptions, and why would she \"notice\" if she already has you \"figured out\". It's contradicting, And foids don't notice shit, they place you on a false assumption based on their retard brain, you act different then their assumptions or don't give a fuck about them and they act all puddy in your hands. All men are born alpha, due to their surroundings, modern feminized upbringing and feminized society we have more beta men than ever. If men were left to their own devices, formed brotherhoods, or truly developed themselves, and not in a faggot online spiritual way, but truly tapped into their own agency, they'd be able to change. Which they already do since people change anyways."}
+{"text":"Always wondered why women judge on first impressions but men usually don't."}
+{"text":"Is she still married to that Floridian scammer that looks like the President of Syria?"}
+{"text":"More like this"}
+{"text":"Literally perfect ass; that's a save. Thanks. Any more?"}
+{"text":"no Chey Gordon?"}
+{"text":"The eternal Abbywinters thread is back once again. Maybe I'll switch to posting only one or two cuties depending on how much time I have and then filling up the threads. Today's girl is Marla. She has a cute little belly. Enjoy. My previous threads:"}
+{"text":"keep going"}
+{"text":"thank you for the extra hair...legs, too?"}
+{"text":"it means that she's a regular and natural girl Right, because only pornstars and models shave while the \"regular and natural girls\" walk around with half-assed bushes and shit. Have you ever been with a woman?"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of an ex from my 20s. She shaved a bit more of her lower labia than this girl, but her asshole was always left 100% natural. It was weird because she was so self-conscious of and grossed out by her own pussy hair, but she didn't care at all about shaving her asshole. When I told her I loved hairy pussy, she was as confused as she was disgusted by it, which is one of the reasons why she eventually became an ex. The particular morning that I really saw that she didn't shave her butt, I must have ate that motherfucker for an hour straight, and followed it with an extended fuck session than ended with her getting three loads on her body and asshole. Hairy pussy is absolutely my biggest turn on and since Ashely's ass that morning in a Myrtle Beach hotel room, there is just something wonderful about a shaved pussy with a naturally hairy asshole underneath her."}
+{"text":"Maybe should should try reversing your \"argument\". You would never see a porn star or model with a \"half-assed bush and shit\"."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for petite white girls with pokies"}
+{"text":"almost nothing itt is sexy, beautiful, or petite"}
+{"text":"Also hairy"}
+{"text":"California’s surreal 1960s truly began one Los Angeles morning in '63, when pioneering dadaist Marcel Duchamp met stark naked Eve Babitz. Duchamp had by then semiretired from art to play chess"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"It's almost over."}
+{"text":"I agree"}
+{"text":"Uncelebrity-like"}
+{"text":"A collection of photos like this might be interesting"}
+{"text":"the end goodbye"}
+{"text":"Cara Dillon"}
+{"text":"more"}
+{"text":"yolandi visser"}
+{"text":"triggered"}
+{"text":"Swimsuits and nude photos are both OK. No older women allowed. No decadent photos. Please post photos that showcase healthy beauty."}
+{"text":"Works for me - I don't want kids!"}
+{"text":"this thread is just summoning the fat wife poster just slipping this in before the thread is shat on by wifeposters Is there anything we can do to ward them off?"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"Next belly button piercings thread Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Just middle-aged chicks flashing their awesome tits. Amateur preferred & it's more fun if it's in public!"}
+{"text":"Iowababe4u"}
+{"text":"thanks!"}
+{"text":"Bump, amazing thread"}
+{"text":"dude, you need to delete your entire milf folder and start again. this entire thread is crap you've been recycling for over a decade. let it go."}
+{"text":"Fake tits, filled lips, injected ass cheeks"}
+{"text":"name anyone?"}
+{"text":"ChantalliLinn"}
+{"text":"Nikki Sexx I think"}
+{"text":"Specifically open mouths, bonus points for uvulas."}
+{"text":"I was always meant to end up as sludge pumping through a cute girl's intestines and simply got born in the wrong universe for some gay reason"}
+{"text":"based thread"}
+{"text":"dark eyebrows NOT blonde"}
+{"text":"bonus for feet and aesthetic photography"}
+{"text":"if you weren't a pedo, you would not be so viscerally inclined to deny it. it always the same with the likes of you."}
+{"text":"any good sites with just collections? i'm always looking for vintage jav when the mosaics weren't as strong. but finding vintage gravure with bush is hard to find without having to download .rars and then sorting, etc."}
+{"text":"Bump '70/'80 aesthetic is something else"}
+{"text":"Starting with Tina Ember"}
+{"text":"Anything of her getting fucked by a HUGE WHITE COCK?"}
+{"text":"Wait, wait, is she 19 years old? I'll only believe it when I see the document that says so. Like, small breasts, small butt, big torso, she looks underage. But anyway, if she did this photoshoot, then I think she's aware of what she's doing."}
+{"text":"This looks a lot like something from BangBros."}
+{"text":"There are almost no websites about Tina. All I’ve seen is an instagram profile that advertises her OnlyFans. It’s very peculiar. I can see where you’re coming from as far as your concern, Anon."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wife, thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Looks nice. Moar"}
+{"text":"Continued from"}
+{"text":"great picture"}
+{"text":"Women whose flesh makes it obvious they have been through some shit. You'll get it."}
+{"text":"Frankly you don't need to see scars on the body, the face is enough."}
+{"text":"Whoever designed this captcha is more mentally damaged than anything in the thread, jesus christ"}
+{"text":"Third world women."}
+{"text":"it shows girls just like to show off their bodies, regardless of their living situation. I think that’s pretty sweet, actually kinda cute."}
+{"text":"Is she from Cuba? It looks like it from the background but I’m not sure"}
+{"text":"Them titties are retarded"}
+{"text":"I want to rape her with love"}
+{"text":"ew"}
+{"text":"Post your fav Southeast Asians"}
+{"text":"i hate the fucking lil bush they all leave up there make it look stinky"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Homo"}
+{"text":"Maggie would kill your kid in the womb No shit. She's aggressively for \"reproductive rights\". She's a liberal degenerate."}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":".."}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"Pics that are \"romantically' gothic. Idk how to explain it, like not in your face nude but still erotic? More artistic then pornographic?"}
+{"text":"back in the day we used to call it tumblr porn"}
+{"text":"Lovely thread."}
+{"text":"Tumblr royally fucked themselves by banning porn."}
+{"text":"4 from the left"}
+{"text":"number 7 quiet cute."}
+{"text":"when will the internet bring back the \"protein models\"? were they the 'Epstein' girls? is that why the non-nude \"protein\" scene disappeared?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 15: Thread 14: Thread 13: Thread 12: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Finis"}
+{"text":"Next Thread:"}
+{"text":"Some images from old 4Chan hot teachers threads. Some anon know any information about this first pic?"}
+{"text":"my actual hs teacher, she's so hot"}
+{"text":"Had to look it up but that's Joleen Diaz, she's a teacher in SF that got famous for being hot and young looking. She's actually almost 50 or something and has great genetics. She's why every other 29 year old engagement farming skank posts shit like \"guys won't date me when they realize I'm a 55 year old Asian mom\" but yeah Joleen is the real deal. As far as I know she doesn't have OF"}
+{"text":"Nice didn't know she had nudes"}
+{"text":"Lol she's the head of school for a small private high school, wonder if the boys know. The way the bay area is, if anyone finds these pictures she would probably keep her job and get a raise for providing a positive empowering role model for young girls. Nice looking pussy. Does she have a model name?"}
+{"text":"More of her"}
+{"text":"Beautiful wow"}
+{"text":"post any high res cherie pics you have her and Crystal Bottoms make me beat my dick like crazy"}
+{"text":"I think I'm in love"}
+{"text":"Last thread: cosplays only, keep the fetish stuff to a minimum as with the last thread: NO LATEX as it has its own general - a piece or two of latex is fine but not full fetish suits also: pleather is not latex and is allowed - know your materials no squealing about AI bonus points awarded for super tight stuff that looks more naked than bodypaint or the new seamless zentai suits Starting off with probably the best cosplay of the past decade: Shirogane-sama's Spider-Gwen. She had the actual haircut at the time I believe and it looked just perfect. Her recent shoots of Gwen have been with a wig and they don't look half as good."}
+{"text":"Preferably heavily tattooed women"}
+{"text":"Black cover should never be done; never looks good."}
+{"text":"Wow. What a body."}
+{"text":"Incredible pair of titties I busted my nut to her. Post moar plz"}
+{"text":"Coalburner"}
+{"text":"yeah, its the typical modern bullshit \"gimme attention\" whining oh look how big they are this totally sucks; here let me show them off to you attention pls"}
+{"text":"dresses without shoulder straps preferred"}
+{"text":"More!"}
+{"text":"Retards. Superb thread otherwise."}
+{"text":"-Must have an OF, no abby winters hoes with only 5 pictures available online and no IG clothed bitches -Must show face, pussy and ass -More casual nudity, less dildos and cosplay"}
+{"text":"not of image but of girl What is it about ukranians"}
+{"text":"fucking forgot pic yoursmall doll urpiplur on insta"}
+{"text":"Syoghina, deleted OF after her kids found out"}
+{"text":"thread dedicated to discussing, posting, and worshipping fake tits of all shapes and sizez. 90s and new gen all welcome previous thread"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached last thread. You know the drill gents. Post those Frida’s, Freya’s & Ingrid’s. Nudes welcome. Women clad in bunad very welcome."}
+{"text":"First girl in white is not the same as the other pics. First girl is ingeborg second is rivernati or whatever Nah just OF pics with shitty editing"}
+{"text":"Whats the link for New thread"}
+{"text":"ONLY 1 SHOWING BLONDE PEUBS WTF"}
+{"text":"name in name field"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached"}
+{"text":"your wife is dickinthedidgeridoo ?"}
+{"text":"fugg image limit reached I uploaded the clothed pic kekarinos"}
+{"text":"What a fucking stupid way to lose a spot for a nude image"}
+{"text":"Tattoos ruined her Sad. Many such cases"}
+{"text":"This thread reminds me of old school /s/ There was actually a time when many of the threads currently posted would have been banned: i.e. the saggy/flat tits, assholes, fat/chubby, feet, armpits, etc. What a sad time we live in when faggots are allowed any say in anything."}
+{"text":"tokfu"}
+{"text":"Ozempic makes wonders."}
+{"text":"Truly does, GM at my company started taking it when she was a 3/10 piggy, lost loads of weight, managed to keep the tits now is easily a 7/10 maybe an 8 out of work"}
+{"text":"Wanted to post more Emory because he's the perfect wife but image limit.... Does anyone remember her older handles?"}
+{"text":"more of her?"}
+{"text":"Paralyzed women, amputees, whatever you might have."}
+{"text":"Nugget porn"}
+{"text":"She is handicapped because she has kids. I am with you brother. At least she can play pool, even has her cue."}
+{"text":"Is this when you tell them they are in the bathroom?"}
+{"text":"No one at all?"}
+{"text":"Looks like the chick i fucked in college who had cerebral palsy. Not as bad as this women though. My palsy chick had tattoos and piercings too, and she gave the absolute best head. She was OBSESSED with sucking cock"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"body horror and pregnancy hos nothing to do with sexynes"}
+{"text":"maybe, but pregnant women in latex are a beautiful thing. if only latex cowboy hats were a thing"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a fuck about your opinions esl"}
+{"text":"Make new thread monkey"}
+{"text":"looks like someone has -"}
+{"text":"preferably naked"}
+{"text":"Ina my princess"}
+{"text":"Keeps beta cucks away"}
+{"text":"Many such cases. Yet the moron will keep on repeating that dosing yourself with what is objectively poisonous is a sign of manliness. Stupidity =/= manliness."}
+{"text":"The eternal Abbywinters thread is back for the holiday season. More cuties showing us everything. For me AW is not just the best porn content ever, but feels also really nostalgic. Reminds of times that will never come back. First girl today, Liandra. She became kind of popular after her AW shot as she was featured in a number of artsy porn movies as well as on other sites. But of course, here we'll enjoy her as raw as possible in her early shots. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"our only comment is that you are awesome"}
+{"text":"Love it anon. You are doing the Lords work here."}
+{"text":"Thanks. Do you guys agree that the very early AW sets have a different vibe to them? Like Danny or Joanne in this thread. It feels much rawer because there is more lightning and less decor. You can almost smell the pussy. ^^"}
+{"text":"very much so."}
+{"text":"Just in case you can't get enough:"}
+{"text":"I hope you are ready for more Abbywinters cuties. Enjoy all the pussies and assholes. :) First up today, Katya. My previous thread: By the way, the new captcha really sucks."}
+{"text":"If you have more Abby Winters, feel free to post them. I also like Met Art. Totally different styles and chix, but amazing quality."}
+{"text":"I think this latest girl is my favorite. Such a unique smile."}
+{"text":"it's sexy alright... but people were paying for this?"}
+{"text":"Of course, as did I many times. People still do, but the site is doomed sooner or later."}
+{"text":"My newest thread:"}
+{"text":"I'll never do only fans then they post stuff like this"}
+{"text":"Rat is a minor"}
+{"text":"Where do you find good ones like these? I can’t find any good hd ones"}
+{"text":"Best in thread"}
+{"text":"EXCELLENT fucking thread, Anon! Imo hot latinas need a lot of european blood in them, black and brown latinas, not so hot. at the start it was a bit meh like  and , but eventually the thread is full of absolutly gorgeous latina goddesses like ,"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite brown bimbos here. Thickness and lesbianism encouraged."}
+{"text":"HOLEEEEEEE SHIT!"}
+{"text":"Bump bump bump bump bump"}
+{"text":"hot af"}
+{"text":"Daughter of the late Rob Reiner"}
+{"text":"I wonder if she talked her brother into do what he did....Brother in prison. mom and dad dead....Guess who gets ALL the money!!!!"}
+{"text":"she sucked and fucked their lawyer and then he quit"}
+{"text":"C’mon. She isn’t that hot, nor angelic! Nor wholesome. If she flirted with you as a cashier, you would go back but nothing else. The absolute best part of her is the cash she is sitting on."}
+{"text":"5.5 to 6"}
+{"text":"Leanne Crow"}
+{"text":"post cosplayers in convention venues wearing revealing outfits in front of greasy virgin nerds"}
+{"text":"Now I want a thread of nip slips in cosplay"}
+{"text":"Hey, I made a mistake. I'm willing to admit that I was wrong. Sorry for posting wrong account."}
+{"text":"2B do Rabetão"}
+{"text":"alva balderrama"}
+{"text":"previous thread"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Continued from here J is for Jigglypuff"}
+{"text":"C is for Celebrity"}
+{"text":"Anon, that’s Ana de Armas…"}
+{"text":"who is a celebrity, which starts with what letter, genius"}
+{"text":"D is for Devil"}
+{"text":"I didn’t fucking ask."}
+{"text":"If they got a bit of a belly this the place for them. Keep the super biggies to a minimum please"}
+{"text":"Your wife is hot, Anon. I'd love to shoot jizz all over those big milkers of hers."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Name??"}
+{"text":"sauce??"}
+{"text":"Easy access, preferably straddling chair style"}
+{"text":"How autistic do you have to be to see that holy shit. And yeah I can see it too now."}
+{"text":"its ironic because her jew schnoz even eclipsed her lower lip"}
+{"text":"bump!!"}
+{"text":"Images capturing the fine hairs on a woman's body."}
+{"text":"show bobs and vagene"}
+{"text":"I love it when when blondes don't shave their legs."}
+{"text":"Any more of this where the chick has a peach fuzz happy trail?"}
+{"text":"Post an image that has some relation to the image before it. Try to keep repeating to a minimum. Try to get creative with connections. \"water\" gets boring after the 10th time in a thread Avoid repeating links, especially within like a 6 image span. Winter coat"}
+{"text":"Curved object in the background"}
+{"text":"Star"}
+{"text":"you should have deleted your post. You sound a bit anal. The post is fine where it is."}
+{"text":"Yellow wall"}
+{"text":"Post big areolas with small to average sized tits."}
+{"text":"For decades now I've seen this lingerie on many models and pstars. Please this lingerie in any color and other striped lingeries"}
+{"text":"Continue the thread"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"needs more feet"}
+{"text":"bumped"}
+{"text":"Thx dumper(s)"}
+{"text":"First time in my life I find a black girl genuinely attractive"}
+{"text":"The most desirable type of woman"}
+{"text":"this one is too fake"}
+{"text":"Woosh!"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous.. I could definitely use getting laid.. I miss feminin touch..."}
+{"text":"Lol, some do actually turn lesbos or end bad, and some probably even do poopies in bed. But these are the Stacey's you don't want to get too close too. I prefer normal Staceys."}
+{"text":"Lmaooo"}
+{"text":"So this slut was my favorite online whore. A little over a year ago I posted on reddit about her and luckily some guy granted me access to him discord. It was the best. She didn't even ask for money. She was such a horny slut that she just enjoyed fucking herself in front of about a dozen strangers with her husband in the other room. One day she deleted the group and I was stupid enough to not have a backup of the top tier shit she was posting. Here's a few images. I'm shooting this out there with the hope that one of yo"}
+{"text":"Comfy girls - No PG-13 pics. Keep it nsfw."}
+{"text":"Please source?"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Nude pics leaks from yuki moore, she retired and deleted all nudes oct 2025"}
+{"text":"That bubble bud"}
+{"text":"This is one of the last pics 3 years between first pic, her boobs grown her nippels are much larger and looks like mid 20 she captured her last puberty steps and that was a good decision she was to the beginning much hotter special her boobs but her ass went bigger and much hotter and she was beginning posting more of her meanwhile heavy ass"}
+{"text":"Small tits and ribs is a must. The skinnier the better. Nudes preferred."}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"This is essentially the same body of the early-twenties girl I was dating in my mid-twenties. Sex with her was a real delight."}
+{"text":"27 m Any guys out there want to chat about our ex’s? Kim: dreamsunset"}
+{"text":"Name of this body type?"}
+{"text":"Posty gym thots, particularly those in spandex underwear that passes for shorts. Colorful leggings and track spats are also acceptable"}
+{"text":"how about you actually contribute instead being a faggot"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Continued from here P is for Purple hair"}
+{"text":"G is for Golden"}
+{"text":"H is for Hat"}
+{"text":"I is for Imageset"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"J is for join the new thread"}
+{"text":"she raised money for victims of the wildfire by releasing an in demand product you sperg, you don't understand women"}
+{"text":"Oh good the smelly pajeets are here.."}
+{"text":"The ultimate reason women are crazy is because they almost never get told the truth about anything 100% truth"}
+{"text":"rich popular sexy If she was all of those, this wouldn't be necessary. Her body is literally her last asset to generate any interest with, and it might be too late at this point. Given her age and how irrelevant she has been in pop culture for a decade. Get off your white knight gaslighting high horse. Tits are the currency of the Internet, but tits come very cheap these days."}
+{"text":"looks like Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, bad AI"}
+{"text":"2026 AI still keeps giving those finger webs"}
+{"text":"Underrated"}
+{"text":"You are only allowed to post in this thread if you have creampied a negress before"}
+{"text":"Is that crotch acne?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 14: Thread 13: Thread 12: Thread 11: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Next Thread:"}
+{"text":"Fully clothed and with loads of stockings and pantyhose clad legs showing PART 5! prev :"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"candy!! shes literally perfect in every way."}
+{"text":"Big or small. Gorgeous clits."}
+{"text":"Bengay Ultra Formula"}
+{"text":"Are you legit retarded? Could explain the extra chromosome."}
+{"text":"Tiger balm and icy hot. Erotic as fuck."}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with a puffy pussy, man"}
+{"text":"It's funny that instead of making her look like a man, the testosterone just made her inner jew face come out."}
+{"text":"Post areolas that either take up the majority of the boob, or are just plain large. Ghosties to well defined are all acceptable. Old thread"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning. Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from should be made on ."}
+{"text":"State threads, area code threads, and all other posts requesting or providing personal information and where to obtain it, break the rules and will result in bans. And in case it isn't completely evident, we'll spell it out for you: Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site."}
+{"text":"if my gf took a pic like this, we would be over for real."}
+{"text":"This is of course not true. Stop believing memes."}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to see."}
+{"text":"A great post in a surprisingly good thread. Some more advice out there for any anons (esp younger guys) who want to explore their submissive side with their partner: explore your own dominant side first. And I don’t mean “vanilla” dominant where you decide what position and slap her ass a couple times while hitting it from behind. I mean talk with your partner, understand what submissive kinks and fantasies she has, and bring them to life, but with your own twist. Think about what you’d like as a submissive, and do that to her (within reason). Give her a pet name (slave, slut, whore, etc). Directly tell her instructions of what you want her to do in a clear, confident tone “Put your ass in the air, slut. Move your head down. Lick my balls with your tongue. Don’t use your hands”. Put a collar on her. Put a gag in and only remove it when you want your cock in her mouth. Have her naked on your bed presenting her holes for you. Tie her to your bed and blindfold her and use a wand on her clit till she’s about to cum then stop. Make her beg through the gag for every orgasm. Tell her she has to make you cum from blowing you within three minutes or she’s getting five hits on the ass from the paddle. All that sort of shit. If any of that sounds awkward for you to command her to do in the bedroom, imagine how it’d feel to be her, someone who has likely always been in a more submissive role in sex, trying to be dominant over you. Hence why you need to lay the groundwork and lead by example. When it’s her turn to be dominant, with some practice, she’ll start mirroring your actions (and eventually put her town twist and find her own style) and feel much more confident in what she’s doing and you both should enjoy it much more. Otherwise, having fairly vanilla sex and then asking her to assume a BDSM-style dominant role that neither of you have really explored IS asking a lot, especially if she isn’t all that into it to begin with."}
+{"text":"Pornstars that have been working hard for our enjoyment and hopefully won't retire anytime soon Nikk Benz edition"}
+{"text":"it's been years and i still can't decide if i find her attractive"}
+{"text":"Ryan it’s too for me"}
+{"text":"Leigh Darby"}
+{"text":"post your favorite VR Porn videos"}
+{"text":"how do you store vr films? they are so big?"}
+{"text":"My goto, never fails me Stepmom wants you to keep this little secret - Free FULL VR porn video"}
+{"text":"Not bad but the scale is really distracting"}
+{"text":"can't watch normal porn anymore after VR porn. Anyone else like that? I call it VR Anixeity"}
+{"text":"16tb hard drive I have to store my vr porn on a ssd, hard drive chokes and the video feed is bad..."}
+{"text":"Pics that give you a sense of the size of big black cock — forearm, ass, face, whatever…"}
+{"text":"Can't blame her, if that was my GF I'd be just as happy as her"}
+{"text":"jew having a normal one lmao"}
+{"text":"Is that riley reid?"}
+{"text":"Exactly what it says."}
+{"text":"Leana Lovings"}
+{"text":"Also Melody Marks, without hesitaiton"}
+{"text":"She looks ugly recently , she used to look amazing back then"}
+{"text":"only if her mom was in the room like her audition"}
+{"text":"before/after"}
+{"text":"I always wonder... if in case of unfortunate heart failure mid shooting occur do they have some medical assistance person on stage or they just pack body into body bag and dump it somewhere in desert? Yes I understand that these felines like asphyxiation and extreme rough handling but either way ....any info on question ....THX"}
+{"text":"funnily enough, the girl in that scene is princess donna, who directed a bunch of rape scenes with kink.com she's all those guys defiling her's boss she's some sort of jewish botox demon after they fired her, the rape scenes got way later too, less realistic acting, girls that start liking it in 5 seconds, less fucked up plotlines, less natural looking girls"}
+{"text":"What do you think of my wife? Post something similar for the exchange."}
+{"text":"What would any of you do with mine?"}
+{"text":"Bro , mucho mas rico que lo mio"}
+{"text":"Flake just keeps getting better with age"}
+{"text":"Cringy captions are a must for the black cock enjoyer. I never see this with any other fetish. It's weird."}
+{"text":"Wmaf is the future"}
+{"text":"More escorts should do porn"}
+{"text":"I've seen this school uniform before"}
+{"text":"Preferably amateur/everyday life stuff"}
+{"text":"Dog fucking whore from Williston, FL for the start."}
+{"text":"More??"}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"Got hundreds more"}
+{"text":"Do share more! She looks like a nice slut!"}
+{"text":"Previous: Adult women wearing diapers. Posting trannies is not just off topic for the thread, it's against the rules of /hc/. You buy any accessories for this fetish lately?"}
+{"text":"Welp, that was an interesting evening on /b/..."}
+{"text":"Just tell the story if you want to tell the story. Don't vaguepost in fucking /abdl/ of all places"}
+{"text":"You haven't seen all the diaper threads happening at once? There's 3 threads active right now. The normies are getting pissed off over it."}
+{"text":"It's intentional"}
+{"text":"The bot has finally been banned, he hasn’t posted in 4 hours despite the surviving thread not being at image limit"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Looks like someone I know called Katie wow"}
+{"text":"Piggy ended up getting sick so I’ll some new photos of It tomorrow, but here’s an oldie in the meantime."}
+{"text":"Hell Ill take it, nice photo, so good seeing piggys red checks. She loves her toys or is that more for you ? And I keep checking everyday"}
+{"text":"Turned Piggy into an ass slut with toys, never did anal before I started using Its holes. Now takes 8” dick regularly in Its ass."}
+{"text":"Let's start a thread of butts"}
+{"text":"Love it! Got anymore of her?"}
+{"text":"Wife"}
+{"text":"Stars doing things besides porn."}
+{"text":"and he just flew to AE expo in LA today"}
+{"text":"OH OH OH O'REILLY AUTO PARTS yow"}
+{"text":"You're confusing them for 4chan mods"}
+{"text":"Lita Phoenix Arwen Gold Roxy Dee I fapped multiple times to almost all of their legalporno videos. So much that when I see them I can't imagine them as normal people. I keep looking at their asses and have flashbacks with their stretched buttholes. FUCK If you have context for the pic, please share. If not, it's ok."}
+{"text":"Why so much hate ? Your worldview is that of a christcuck that thinks people should regret or be ashamed of sex ? Then GTFO. People here like sex and porn. If you like porn but hate the pornstars then you're very hypocritical. I wouldn't marry a older pornstar because I don't like older women. But if I would ever come across some 19 y/o hot girl that did a few porn scenes I woudn't mind being in a relationship with her. kek"}
+{"text":"My mom inadvertently got me into IR porn when I found her porn stash and she had an IR porn dvd. Been hooked ever since. I find myself liking 2000s bbc porn better. Idk the women looked like regular chicks. Like your buddy's sister, your co worker, your aunt etc etc. Hushpass with boz, shane diesel, and Richard mann was my go to. They had a good amount of famouse talent but like 75% of thier scenes were amatuer women who either never performed again or did a few scenes then dipped. Post your favorite scene from the 2000s. Pic related porn DVD I found raiding my moms closet when I was young. Still watch it to this dag"}
+{"text":"based god tier thread"}
+{"text":"Clara Beau"}
+{"text":"Blew a fat load to that avena lee/boz scene. It was my first asia/bbc scene. Im pissed asia and bbc isnt more common."}
+{"text":"This was a good one with both awesome Hillary Scott and Kelly Wells scenes."}
+{"text":"Bonus for exposure or famous websluts."}
+{"text":"og"}
+{"text":"New Years, New BBC Anyone here see the new Britney Dutch or Melody Mark's scene? The new Adrianna Chechnik raw scene has rimming in it. Previous thread reached it's bump limit."}
+{"text":"angel youngs so damn pretty, love jerking to her IR scenes"}
+{"text":"Riley Steele is a bit of a sleeper hit."}
+{"text":"Love how slick his cock looks here."}
+{"text":"she still in the game?"}
+{"text":"No idea but her older stuff is always there."}
+{"text":"girls disliking facial cum shots . cum haters"}
+{"text":"\"The White Witch of Porn\" Last thread:"}
+{"text":"(10/10 was with blue hair). she was pretty cute with the blue hair"}
+{"text":"i wish she did more anal desu"}
+{"text":"her asshole is kinda strange"}
+{"text":"She had the kind of face you'd expect to see in sexy comedies where she's the bad girl who isn't an idiot"}
+{"text":"Post whatever you like but try to mix it up"}
+{"text":"Any pornstars that actually loved being a pornstar and loved the sex and drugs they got and talk about it as if it was good? Most ones seen are sd losers like the jordan capari girl. She became homeless and depressed. The comment sections were sad they all told her to do escorting and start fucking guys in camera again lol Socetiy is shit they all love sex and watch porn yet condone porn."}
+{"text":"Asa Akira? She wrote 2 books about her time in the industry (and before it) and also did some podcasts. She doesn't seem to have many regrets doing it"}
+{"text":"blegh"}
+{"text":"she still around? nothing good about a woman nearing 40 trying to look like a cheerleader"}
+{"text":"(last thread lost in the hack) Same rules: NO professional porn. NO actresses faking it. ONLY real women enjoying each other. (Less-than-model looks acceptable)"}
+{"text":"Hot sluts. Lame if that’s all.."}
+{"text":"Ex and two friends"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"guys vintage means 1990s now"}
+{"text":"Mom and Dad?"}
+{"text":"anyone have TAPES of this stuff?"}
+{"text":"Seriously? There was no such thing back then. At least not for private use. Recorders became wide spread in 1975. There were earlier recorders but no one could afford them. I bet you have never lived with out a cell phone or know a time before the internet!"}
+{"text":"8mm film was the original \"home video\" format and originated in the 1930s. \"Super 8\" improved image quality a bit and added a magnetic strip to allow for sound recording and was released in 1965. So home films might exist back to the 1930s (or earlier if someone was rich enough for a better format) but sound only from the late 60s on. Video tape camcorders for home use came out in 1983, so 80s home video is the earliest you'll find. But home film? That's been traded around for a _lot_ longer."}
+{"text":"White Male Asian Female"}
+{"text":"What part of \"WMAF\" do you not understand you fucking mongoloid?"}
+{"text":"I wanna give you a BIG kiss and clean you up"}
+{"text":"hetero only posing with condoms + condom strips and packets whore trick, used and filled condoms, fucking with condoms"}
+{"text":"bindi irwin kek"}
+{"text":"Wife's mommy milkers"}
+{"text":"Not exactly hardcore."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for ass worship"}
+{"text":"Little Caprice thread"}
+{"text":"wheres the gangbang footage of her taking multiple Come Shots?"}
+{"text":"Anyone know the name of the redhead?"}
+{"text":"I just wanna use drugs and have sex with her!!"}
+{"text":"Anny Aurora"}
+{"text":"Saw her and the dude one time at Halloween horror nights years ago, I wanted to go say hi to them. But I was with other people"}
+{"text":"Post all alternative whores. Goth, emo, metalheads, etc. dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. Post the ones that are the absolute sluttiest, the ones who want to be used, the ones who know they’re just meant to be whores."}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love brown goths"}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love japanese style tattoos"}
+{"text":"+1 for name or more?"}
+{"text":"She's a dead ringer for a wife in a swinger couple in the Phoenix area. My wife and I played with her a grew years ago at the club in Tempe while her husband fucked a black chick with a Puma logo tramp stamp"}
+{"text":"I am on my knees to serve"}
+{"text":"RIP Incest Flix"}
+{"text":"Brooke and Taylor Young. Identical twins who had full-on lesbian sex on camera in several films. Really hot."}
+{"text":"who"}
+{"text":"Who is going to become a fuck toy?"}
+{"text":"Ok I found it  based on Aika's hair and the couch it's MIAA-893"}
+{"text":"Japanese Adult Video"}
+{"text":"Name or sauce? I swear this looks like a bassist from a rock band."}
+{"text":"*crunch*"}
+{"text":"you're high bro I've been to Japan most women are completely disgusting short, x inward pointing knees, crooked teeth, recessed chins Asians in general are ugly"}
+{"text":"Sounds good to me"}
+{"text":"OC"}
+{"text":"amateur preferred"}
+{"text":"Operator, do you have sauce?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Post pics of women in metal gags and restraints"}
+{"text":"Quick question, is there a mask/head restraint where two people can put their heads in? Be locked together and forced to kiss. If so, is there a name for it?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if it exists. I wonder if a tandem pillory would sell well."}
+{"text":"I need more like these"}
+{"text":"MORE FUCKEN ASIANTINAS!!!"}
+{"text":"Freshly fucked and sperm smeared girls that you would use as is"}
+{"text":"This pic reminds me of when I ejaculated on Dani Valentina's face and she ate the semen"}
+{"text":"Siswet Bet the baby just flew out of her like a forcibly evicted tenant."}
+{"text":"Yeah and we know if it’s a girl, she’ll follow her mother into whoredom. If it’s a boy, he’ll end up in prison or cooking meth in a trailer park. Those kids were fucked from day zero."}
+{"text":"Her whole stick was getting bred by niggers. What happened after she had the kid?"}
+{"text":"Damn, sauce?"}
+{"text":"And now she is a conservative wife."}
+{"text":"Erotic/artistic bondage thread, not just stereotypical porn."}
+{"text":"what's her phone number?"}
+{"text":"Preferably lesbians!!"}
+{"text":"yeah, my wife has done it on request. she needs the urge to go beforehand, can't do it on an empty bladder."}
+{"text":"Presenting the pussy - Pussy and face"}
+{"text":"Indians needs to be IP banned"}
+{"text":"Busty Queen"}
+{"text":"What are our favourite Ange interracial kinos? At almost 41, only the biggest black cocks can satisfy her. I hope Damion gives Ange her first black baby"}
+{"text":"huh? Normie women watch porn, and are into watching gangbangs, at least at the college I attended. Are guys in nowheresville or something? Snowbunny shilling Yawn, what is this amateur hour? That's not even that big of a deal She's fucking shemales bro!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"She fell in love to his young nigger cock. I hope he shoots his thick young seed directly into her womb"}
+{"text":"Don’t be ashamed!"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"nice!!!"}
+{"text":"Physically abusive childhood but not sexually"}
+{"text":"Never abused. Discovered my asshole as a young teen, while outright wanting to explore my body. For a time I willingly tried to play with different parts of me and see what got me off. Tried playing with my piss and shit too. Not nearly as fun. Butt stuff is the only thing that stuck from that period."}
+{"text":"Had anal sex with my friend at 6/7 years old"}
+{"text":"Please no over the top exaggerated expressions on the girl's face."}
+{"text":"Get this AI bullshit out of here retard"}
+{"text":"Girls watching, ´mirin, looking into cocks with adoration. Bonus pointos for BIG cocks."}
+{"text":"I post what makes my dick hard. Do the same."}
+{"text":"white girls with socked feet. if her feet are ugly or big, GTFO"}
+{"text":"oh her name start wit p?"}
+{"text":"Was Blaire Ivory in her absolute prime the best looking porn star? 6 foot 1. did pee scenes too."}
+{"text":"LENA, GET DOWN!"}
+{"text":"I just get so angry watching her scenes sometimes. I wish i could do it raw with a girl that looks as good as she did in her prime"}
+{"text":"Claire Evans could have been the queen of bukkakes of porn history. Her cute face with her inocence and borderline retarded personality kissing random strangers after cum... I dont know why she quit"}
+{"text":"Honestly, she's kind of ruined all other porn for me. I rub one out to other whores, and it just isn't the same."}
+{"text":"Claire Evans Isn't that the girl whose stepfather secretly joined a gloryhole scene on the other side of the wall? I might be thinking of someone else"}
+{"text":"Rachel starr, what is perfection"}
+{"text":"good lord what a bunch of losers itt"}
+{"text":"Some people are retarded"}
+{"text":"My brazilian team just beat PSG! I like to make this general for french girls getting fucked and french porn [spoiler]break my 60 days nofap[/nofap]"}
+{"text":"French Porn Guys. I am Desperate and need your Help. I search for 2 french Porn Videos i cant find anymore. First is probably 10 years old. A french teen getting rough anal fucked by a Arab Young Boy. They we're inside of a concrete buidling. The man could bei marocan or tunisian. The second one is abot 3 to 5 years old. A Student Girl is getting fucked by a black Guy inside her apartment. I think He Rings at her door and He fucks her a bit ruff while Standingm her clothes were a bit colorful and had probably Kind of Pantyhose on Thnkas for any help"}
+{"text":"what the hell do you mean?! theres FRENCH girls so there should be DFK in the intro when the clothes are coming off like every porno!"}
+{"text":"Sissy safe porn"}
+{"text":"You want to be ripped off more? Pay for someone to censor pictures for you? ;)"}
+{"text":"I love this one so much"}
+{"text":"Post em if the are ugly but a decent hole to fuck"}
+{"text":"The only true butterface, so far, in this thread. Allow me to show the way."}
+{"text":"Last one. C'mon, fellas, do better. I love a good BF thread. Let's goooo!!!!!"}
+{"text":"My wife thinks uncut is disgusting. Pretty gay of you to care so much about foreskin though"}
+{"text":"Wife likes putting on shows for our friends after a few drinks"}
+{"text":"Africa x Asia is the future. Beta whitebois can only watch helplessly as their doting high school girlfriends worship their black masters, stroking it as their waifus drool on a real man's cock"}
+{"text":"blacked"}
+{"text":"rikako katayama"}
+{"text":"Lmao Thanks boss"}
+{"text":"i fucking HATE how this dumb gook Suki Sin looks like my chinese ex who told me she didnt hook up with this lightskin dude at her white bestie's house that she had a sleepover at and i FUCKING believed her.."}
+{"text":"Ok 18+ only, let’s get a braces thread going cum shots and more!"}
+{"text":"Please more of her!"}
+{"text":"Help the group grow and more will be posted"}
+{"text":"saved all, want a trib???"}
+{"text":"More braces"}
+{"text":"What a tard, 4CHAN NSFW is ALWAYS 18+"}
+{"text":"So basically if there is a girl you distinctly remember that you fapped to, or a scene. Also what is your favorite porn girl at that early time? Is she still your favorite? First one - Miko Lee"}
+{"text":"Didn't she die some time in the late-00s?"}
+{"text":"Earliest… Bunny Blew, Marlin Chambers…"}
+{"text":"Gauge Yeah,she did! …Huge!"}
+{"text":"Not really porn stars, but I used to walk by a strip club on my way to school and had posters like this in the window. I used to stop and stare until some guy yelled at me that I shouldn't be looking at them, so I'd start walking slower to make sure no one was around. Get back home and jerk off to them."}
+{"text":"The most hardcore \"amateur\" style porno \"studio\" out there Located in Miami, Hardcore wet throatfucks & anal PURE SODOMY Discuss the legacy of DICKDRAINERS ONLY DICKDRAINERSXXX"}
+{"text":"No professionals"}
+{"text":"dumbtrucks thread or general thiccness Dumptruck A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large \"booty\". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40\"."}
+{"text":"Trixie brooks"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Post your best scenes featuring both older and younger women"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Post your best pictures of modified female genitals Modified/Mutilated male genitals are out of topic. Continued from"}
+{"text":"Shopped?"}
+{"text":"Because you can't beat the classics."}
+{"text":"perfect. (except for the wig) She looks delicious"}
+{"text":"Chocolate milk cow"}
+{"text":"Serious question: I have a backyard and an inflatable baby pool. Now, how do I get my hands on this mud?"}
+{"text":"Hi have you got any anglefan videos with the model Violetta Storms? A nice clean pic of her."}
+{"text":"Do you have an Instagram account to chat with you?"}
+{"text":"Bump for Violetta."}
+{"text":"Her c00m3r page has not been updated for age's."}
+{"text":"Length of the socks has to be: ankle, mid-crew, crew and higher Small/petite feet. Not ugly big feet or feet with bunions. Only Amateur girls No stockings No smelling her own socked feet No putting her socked feet in a person’s mouth and/or nose. No scat, watersports diaper or that sort of stuff."}
+{"text":"upvote"}
+{"text":"ranting about theology in a porn thread bruh.."}
+{"text":"Wow that's a LOT of cum. Guy must have balls the size of baseballs"}
+{"text":"Everything /hc/ related goes"}
+{"text":"Ms london used to love BWC facials. What happened?"}
+{"text":"She escorts now"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"So do most pornstars"}
+{"text":"We need more bbc jewess scenes like this"}
+{"text":"AURA"}
+{"text":"My new favorite and shes definitely top 5 active stars"}
+{"text":"Can you imagine the possibilities. She's evolving The perfect woman Ayn Rand reborn What's the first thing you would want her to do to you."}
+{"text":"Drink all the bull sperm and piss it out over her cuck husband"}
+{"text":"this is someone's mom LOL"}
+{"text":"Are all snowbunnies right wing nut jobs like Aj applegate? Wow, did not know. Checked her X and indeed, gone full MAGA retard."}
+{"text":"She conserve bbc by fucking it anon, don't you understand. Its her principles"}
+{"text":"Once GOAT, always GOAT"}
+{"text":"Is there any proof of her being MAGA? She’s done interviews wearing anti-Trump clothing and condemn him several times."}
+{"text":"Bridgette is religious now like Karma RX but I don’t see how that’s MAGA. I think it’s just niche fetish from the early 2000s, where a white girl would wear confederate flag and talk about “my daddy don’t want me fucking negros” even though she’s done 20 interracial scenes before."}
+{"text":"Do you not follow her on IG? Do you live under a fucking rock?"}
+{"text":"Well it looks like it won't work. She's been an porn actress since the mid 2000s. Literally half her life now"}
+{"text":"Obligatory Bree Thread"}
+{"text":"Hope she dumps him asap"}
+{"text":"Damn. My first girlfriend looked like the chick on the right. God I miss those titties. Thanks for the depression, Anon."}
+{"text":"Gronk's packing"}
+{"text":"My friend runs a photobooth business. All the photos are saved to the camera/laptop/iPad or whatever. Titty flashes happen all the time, but occasionally there is a real whore who flashes her holes."}
+{"text":"Sounds like one of them dream jobs"}
+{"text":"Blondes with curves/big tits Fake tits welcome"}
+{"text":"I usually prefer natural tits to fake ones but Jenna was too fucking hot"}
+{"text":"Starting off with this reddit whore"}
+{"text":"What's the sub?"}
+{"text":"My wife Holli"}
+{"text":"You can always just tell a fake ahegao from a real whore with nothing on her mind"}
+{"text":"need a video of you fucking her ASAP"}
+{"text":"need a video of her fucking you ASAP"}
+{"text":"Include names and rate the posted tier lists."}
+{"text":"Rebel Rhyder in a wedding dress is hilarious Excellent list"}
+{"text":"The fact that she's married makes it even wilder"}
+{"text":"IKR and the fact that you can see her ring and she's surround by a group of men that are about to destroy her holes makes it even wilder. What a whore"}
+{"text":"Ellie Leen Top tier pornwhore."}
+{"text":"Would you kindly provide sauce for the Modern Siri pic?"}
+{"text":"This is some OC from a few years ago. A girl I knew got knocked up by a jerk, ends up being single mom to new babies. I did the only thing I gentleman would, used her as a cum dump while her kids slept. She was so horny, but stuck trying to single parent she would take any cock or semen I offered her. Here she is taking a load one day while she sits on her kids bed."}
+{"text":"You can see her kids coloring book on the floor. I think this was in her loungeroom, her kids were asleep or playing I think. Was year ago now."}
+{"text":"I remember this one. I was horny as and bored, so I drove over there. She had just showered and kids were still up playing, she wasn't keen for a cum soaking. I told her I could always leave and not bother coming back, within a minute she had shut the door and was on that cock begging for me to cum on her."}
+{"text":"Most of the time she was just grateful to get some dick and some cum. I feel I did my societal duty ejaculating on the young woman repeatedly. In this one you can see diapers and baby wipes on the floor in her messy house as she takes another load."}
+{"text":"Slamming her tiny titties til I cum"}
+{"text":"A thread to share and enjoy beautiful legs & feet. Keep it classy, keep it clean. ;)"}
+{"text":"If you have any pics where a dick is poking a hanging tit, post em here"}
+{"text":"Posing/footjob/sex in PANTYHOSE"}
+{"text":"Amateur girls only, preferably girls you know, not necessarily nude, all ethnicities. Just girls you'd like to see get fucked by big white cock."}
+{"text":"Christmas edition Other thread reached it's limit."}
+{"text":"I love that Faith is officially blacked now"}
+{"text":"faith who?"}
+{"text":"It's the best! The look of Black cock penetrating white pussy is incredible, it's the hottest and most right thing ever. Pink pussy belongs to superior African men! Based. That is so hot"}
+{"text":"showing off japanese. just tell me your requests..."}
+{"text":"glad you like her. If you have any more requests for pix, just let me know"}
+{"text":"I've been following you since flickr. I'm glad to see you online again, and hope you're doing fine these days. Have you got anything recent to show us?"}
+{"text":"unfortunately no nude ones. she became a bit shy with taking pix after she stopped drinking wine. but glad you remember her ;.)"}
+{"text":"That's sad to hear.. Any chance you'll be back on flickr again? Also, could you upload some of the videos? Looks like I've missed a bunch"}
+{"text":"oh, flickr changed the rules. not allowd to post nudes any more.."}
+{"text":"Moar?"}
+{"text":"Underrated pornstar"}
+{"text":"Some random guy named Phillip"}
+{"text":"I thought he was called Terence?"}
+{"text":"?? I thought his name was philip, but maybe I'm wrong? Tell me more"}
+{"text":"Some love it some hate it"}
+{"text":"Vanessa needs to be exposed"}
+{"text":"Jellybean green asmr. Real pic, not ai. Check it on an ai image detector site if you want... More pics on simpcity im too hungover to post more here lol"}
+{"text":"Lofti"}
+{"text":"Babecock inspired OC, suggestions and requests are welcomed, just include high quality images"}
+{"text":"Female pornstars that get really sweaty while fucking: shiny skin, sticky wet hair, facial redness, etc. Keep other fluids (oil, water, spit, etc) at minimum. I'll start with 2 of my favorites: Sunny Lane and London Keyes"}
+{"text":"I'd sniff and eat her sweaty ass"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"one of melody marks' scenes"}
+{"text":"Hot. Source or name?"}
+{"text":"born with a feminine booty and whr of 0.7 denying it for 19 years despite the comments and stares big butt girls bring out the inner slut like it's a reminder if you're in the same boat, don't hide it ... show anons how it feels."}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to know as well."}
+{"text":"Oh yes. You'd be so sexy..."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Shyla."}
+{"text":"Taking a break from cowgirl and tasting her own juices off his cock."}
+{"text":"Throating Johnny Sins for our viewing pleasure."}
+{"text":"Sex on swings, or the promise thereof. Purpose-built sex swings preferred."}
+{"text":"Favorite PornStars Thread I start with Tiana Blow"}
+{"text":"Angel Gostosa is such a hottie"}
+{"text":"Alexis Adams"}
+{"text":"I miss her"}
+{"text":"Related topic: would you let your gf/wife keep an OF?"}
+{"text":"The more bogged she gets the better she perfoms in her scenes for some reason"}
+{"text":"wonder if she will get out with any money intact doesnt look too cracked out just crusty after the blacked shit"}
+{"text":"I’m trying to convince mine. She’s a white girl with a fat ass, she lets me post on here and elsewhere, but the whole ID thing to make an OF puts us both off. She could probably make a couple hundred a month if we tried. We’ve been together so long I’m not insecure, I like seeing other dudes appreciate her, no homo."}
+{"text":"Most russian women never do"}
+{"text":"front face view hides her mild butterface see it from the side views still just mild butter"}
+{"text":"Lowkey dead inside needs to do hardcore"}
+{"text":"Sauce nao"}
+{"text":"Stop describing yourself CHUD"}
+{"text":"Who's this?"}
+{"text":"Sharing some random observations about porn. Larkin is a shockingly beautiful woman born for porn. She deserves her success. Unfortunately for me, a lot of her scenes are kinda ruined by weird shit - she's great at sucking dick, but often spends way too much time licking and talking instead of actually filming herself sucking. Similarly a lot of her scenes arent shot very well. Pov stuff where the camera is positioned poorly. Or too many which are catering to some hyperspecific fetish. Larkin is a great lady but she doesn't have enough regular porn scenes. I wish her career had been JUST a little bit more like a vivid girl or something."}
+{"text":"the women are all exceedingly creepy uggos"}
+{"text":"she had a dike sister who did mma lol"}
+{"text":"I mean she's a whore who specializes in weird domination fetish shit obviously you should avoid whores like this. Her husband was almost murdered by a troon they both had an ongoing sexual relationship with and some say she was in on it."}
+{"text":"Oh man, Celeste was something else. I think you unlocked an old memory for me - one of the first videos I ever watched online around 1995 was her riding a dude and then finishing him off in her mouth with both hands. It might have been Celeste and Peter North together. Legends of the old times."}
+{"text":"retard theyre obv real"}
+{"text":"shove ur cock in her"}
+{"text":"Anything creampies."}
+{"text":"delicious. source?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the one of the guys wife who was getting cucked and she pushes a huge load out onto the bed"}
+{"text":"Showing the slut after you came on her face next to your cock, like a trophy"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"so hot"}
+{"text":"unreasonably massive tits"}
+{"text":"Anymore OC?"}
+{"text":"she clearly has a fixation on it if she brings it up all the time. if youre into it, go for it"}
+{"text":"Qui est-ce Who is it"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"That cooters got some mileage"}
+{"text":"Initials H.B. from Colorado? Got anymore?"}
+{"text":"Any more b/g?"}
+{"text":"A few weeks ago, in a bondage thread, Anon posted his wife who enjoyed her hands to be tied up above her head to a wall. He shared stories and pics about her adventures with other men, and said he had way more. She is hot, the pics are amazing, she gets me hard as rock, I need more. I can't be the only one. Anon, come back, post more of her and entertain us with her pics. I will keep that thread alive as much as I can with what I saved back then. Anon take over the thread if you come around."}
+{"text":"Any other videos?"}
+{"text":"Operator, who is she?"}
+{"text":"Butchered Tits"}
+{"text":"SHE'S ONLY 19?! Some people have all the luck"}
+{"text":"With this shitty new caption, I don't know if OP could post if these two came back. I really want more."}
+{"text":"Sad"}
+{"text":"Her new bimbo body is gonna be put to good use"}
+{"text":"she really is so hot she looks like paterson joseph in a wig"}
+{"text":"Hey all, looking for a specific captioned image and figured this would be the best place to do so. It had the standard black background white 2010-ish era meme text. It said something like \"A white king, his five wives and two daughters\" and had a pile of semi-attractive nude black women in it - all presenting."}
+{"text":"Oh no"}
+{"text":"Post hampers, drawers, panties found on the floor etc."}
+{"text":"These belong to Lauren. Chubby italian grill. Dirty. Sweet smell."}
+{"text":"Full bush only"}
+{"text":"beautiful Czech actress and horny slut"}
+{"text":"Who is this bitch?"}
+{"text":"That's so beautiful!"}
+{"text":"More of this puss&bush"}
+{"text":"Some of her nudes"}
+{"text":"Love that you posted her all over the internet!"}
+{"text":"You're welcome! It's always a pleasure ;)"}
+{"text":"NEW adult women wearing diapers previous thread"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"I appreciate it. Was hoping to avoid all the sifting but that's the way it goes I reckon."}
+{"text":"does anyone have that photo of 4 women staring at you with the caption \"are you a bad enough dude to diaper 4 women?\" or something to that effect"}
+{"text":"Anyone watch porn for the spectacle? I don't really watch porn to get off, I honestly just want to see strange sights that wouldn't happen usually. japanese bbws lifting tiny dudes and making suck on their nips as though they were babies seeing different types of bodies having sex i.e. skinny guy, and fat girl, skinny shemale and fat girl, tiny girl and fat dude, muscualr chick and skinny dude, fat girl on skinny girl,etc. shemale dommed by two fat chicks upperfloor parties kohei kishi fucking girls literally 3 times his size I don't watch it to fap or see people fuck, I just want to see weird shit."}
+{"text":"I like well shot porn like cinematic... I like atmospheric eroticism not TV studio lights."}
+{"text":"gotta love the 'gangbang girl' series. those were proper gangbangs. raw, sweaty, grimy, nasty like you could smell the shoot through your screen. plus some were shot in neat locations like the field of the LA coliseum"}
+{"text":"Chocolate Pear > Ultimate Pear I love the way her ass ripples with every PLAP and THUNK"}
+{"text":"this thread is still up? I am surprised that aso many people are about the spectacle."}
+{"text":"Depends, I have been trying to give up drinking so I have tried to replace it with some edging or gooning, distracting myself from wanting to drink. JAV sometimes with subtitles, sometimes uncensored and I try to find the ones where the girls are enthusiastic or actually want it. Specially if its a girl swallowing lots of cum and wanting it. European ones oddly enough, I like watching some gangbangs American or South American I prefer amateur filming. I dunno if its a me problem but all the amateur filming I keep finding its 90's, 2000's and 2010s. I cant believe how hard it is to find recent amateur filming with everyone having a cellphone. Maybe people are either too lazy or too dumb to upload it?"}
+{"text":"Blowjobs with the dick about halfway in her mouth with lips secured around the shaft."}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Onahole in another hole thread. Seems very rare"}
+{"text":"more?"}
+{"text":"I wanna get one of those"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"Do not die... there has to be more"}
+{"text":"Amateurs or semi pro getting their ass tongued. Femdom, no scat! Face sitting a bonus."}
+{"text":"I already planned on getting her a more realistic one, see how much she loves her new bbc"}
+{"text":"here is some of my gfs and online favs. wdyt?"}
+{"text":"Koreans with plastic surgery are peak"}
+{"text":"neither of them like you though"}
+{"text":"Simp bitch detected"}
+{"text":"She would be a Khan’s number one concubine."}
+{"text":"The 34 year old (1990) Italian cougar pornoslut. My #2 favorite of all time with over 629 scenes starting way back in 2012. She deserves another thread on /hc/. The fact that she's still making porn in 2025 is a blessing."}
+{"text":"She has done a few double vaginal penetration movies too."}
+{"text":"Her daughter Ellie Nova is also in the family trade"}
+{"text":"Such a shame she did not shoot any pro scenes in the US this season."}
+{"text":"Cum going down one girl into another's mouth/Cum cleanup."}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Raceplay snowbunnies saying nigger Aria Khaide says it alot in this scene,"}
+{"text":"I bet her pussy's tighter, just can't explain the reason"}
+{"text":"Leya falcon was fucking negros long before she got into porn. He didn't do shit"}
+{"text":"tighter I dont know but it does feel good."}
+{"text":"Whats the story behind Leya anon? She got knocked up by bbc and is a single mother now"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"I Need a sugar baby into this"}
+{"text":"I have. Used to run a group for it called \"The Center of Attention.\" Am even thinking about starting that group up again. It's tempting, ngl. We had some fun times."}
+{"text":"Actually, to piggyback off of my previous comment (), that's the thing. This is the only fetish out there for which the \"supply and demand\" curves actually meet up. If you can get a group of like-minded guys together (like I did), and offer your services online, there will definitely be hot girls who are into this sort of thing. I know from personal experience. Getting everyone tested is a pain in the ass, though. Was a big reason why I stopped before. But now I'm inching my way back in."}
+{"text":"Girls with weird faces and big cocks. making strange faces, playing with cocks"}
+{"text":"let's see your pics or sluts with Stupid of Dumb written on their foreheads!"}
+{"text":"add me on sess to exchange degraded mouth whores. prv and more 05450a619cc9618efa02cfabf981fe396538c94b3cb849a5c30f3b746c70c5bd08"}
+{"text":"can I get a source?"}
+{"text":"PAWG Queen"}
+{"text":"Stfu simp faggot, its called geriatric because its done when you're middle aged. 20s is peak time for breeding bitch nigger"}
+{"text":"He's the reason mia can't get pregant, he keeps suckling the cum out of her cooter"}
+{"text":"LOL what a CHUD"}
+{"text":"they literally are called a geriatric pregnancy if they're older than something like 32 or 35. But the other guy is a fag too, they absolutely do not \"rarely succeed\" the overwhelmingly vast majority of them do succeed without complication, its just that due to the womans advanced age (in pregnancy terms) the risk factors are higher"}
+{"text":"Higher risk for retarded offspring, birth complications, and still birth is a failure you retarded faggot. A great portion can also only give birth via c sections. Imagine being a test tube baby like that gay spic nick fuentes?"}
+{"text":"No one matches this woman, fucks like a fire truck and does everything down the list, piss atm rimming she’ll do it with enthusaism. On top of that, she’s a REAL MILF with 3 kids who know what she’s done and have seen it. More on that later. Let’s appreciate this amazing whore in this thread."}
+{"text":"Gues you're gay for pay like veronica"}
+{"text":"Man I fucking miss when milf porn was synonym to hot woman doing everything in front the camera (specially anal/dp) without shame and you know \"real\" milfs, now when the girl turns 30 it's already labeled as milf and the boring step-something, cuckold and taboo incest is everywhere"}
+{"text":"There won't be another pornstar quite as passionate as her"}
+{"text":"One of the best ever."}
+{"text":"Bonus points if face is also visible"}
+{"text":"Wife holes"}
+{"text":"Church of Future_star"}
+{"text":"When was that? September?"}
+{"text":"And why not?"}
+{"text":"And before people ask, the ad was legit"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Show us your wife having fun with you!"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"2 girls? Stoy pls :)"}
+{"text":"Extrapoints for Amateur"}
+{"text":"Asian thread OP please come back edition"}
+{"text":"More of her? Love that fuzzy pussy."}
+{"text":"the fuck is this"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I am going for \"Cute as hell blondes\""}
+{"text":"I swear I only watch for the girls."}
+{"text":"Theme: Low key underrated Milfs"}
+{"text":"based, 8/10 no valentina nappi sets you back a few points"}
+{"text":"Ashley Wolf is so sexy :love: Unfortunately, she is not the best performer IMO. Anyway, nice list, with a lot of women I didn't know. Lol You seem to have a type, there ! Thanks for Dominno. As I was making the same kind of list the other day, I thought about her and her perfect body, but I don't think I found a scene where she fully enjoyed herself. Or am I thinking of someone else ? Nice list ! A lot of women could be in my list too."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite pornstars with fake boobs. I'll start with Abigail Mac, which I believe has the most good-looking fake tits in the industry"}
+{"text":"Sophia Rossi"}
+{"text":"Nikki's such a goddess, love her tits."}
+{"text":"Cj Miles"}
+{"text":"Ozempic and smaller breast implants improved alura jenson"}
+{"text":"Only the hottest girls"}
+{"text":"Love girls just shamelessly going 'come on boys, put your dicks inside me'."}
+{"text":"An era ended when alexis texas submitted to dredd"}
+{"text":"God i fucking hate his bullshit warped camera lenses.. the same 3 fucking position over and over.... make adriano camera work and interracial pass 2000 camera work is GOAT"}
+{"text":"make adriano camera work and interracial pass 2000 camera work is GOAT TrVke"}
+{"text":"Ass/tits/face/whatever"}
+{"text":"She has 6 kids! Can you believe that"}
+{"text":"Great tits man, I'd call her mommy"}
+{"text":"Got pretty much anything you can imagine with her"}
+{"text":"Obligatory Sasha."}
+{"text":"sasha loves it"}
+{"text":"what i'd give to devour her pussy in her prime"}
+{"text":"I love Sasha so eternally and soulfully"}
+{"text":"What’s the latest with this whore? Don’t watch her streams. She doing anything interesting for 2026? Love this one."}
+{"text":"bump for sauce"}
+{"text":"nice maor"}
+{"text":"Weird bizarre droopy swingers"}
+{"text":"would"}
+{"text":"Fugly Bizarre"}
+{"text":"Any more of her?"}
+{"text":"White Male Asian Female"}
+{"text":"That urethra does not look normal."}
+{"text":"I think this site (Fucked Up Facials) uses fake cocks. I specifically remember this scene with Lana Croft. Normal Mexican guy comes out, fucks her and stuff then after, they bring up these huge fake dicks and blast buckets of fake cum on chicks."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"In college I used to serve coffee to ratchet bitches who did this just to get Muslim bbc, they don't actually subscribe to the tenets or connect with it spiritually, it's just sluts with daddy issues being sluts with daddy issues"}
+{"text":"Nicoline Yiki"}
+{"text":"How much ass do you like? What's your size and shape preference"}
+{"text":"Bonus for exposure"}
+{"text":"So stuff like this is it: A) Jaded ex boyfirend posting pics he had of her to shame her/ get revenge for humiliating him over breakup? B) She is an exhibitionist and posts them online herself because she gets off to it? C) Her private cloud storage got hacked and the hacker leaked the images?"}
+{"text":"Bournemouth University, thats south of England"}
+{"text":"holy shit i went to highschool with her"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"/hm/ is for sharing porn. People posting new threads should post several images (6+) to get the thread started. Don't just post one image and expect other people to do the work of making a successful thread. Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/. Advice threads should go on /adv/. (work-safe). Discussion of LGBT topics should go on /lgbt/. (work-safe). Requests for sources, or more images should go on /r/."}
+{"text":"Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups Do not post \"Exposed\" content, or any other content that constitutes revenge porn. This will be banned as a violation of Global Rule 4."}
+{"text":"Old thread maxed out, post your fat dudes here."}
+{"text":"hot ass friend of mine"}
+{"text":"Post the photos/videos you've lost the source of, and share the origins."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know this guy's socials or something? I found 2 videos for them in (thisvid) but nothing else they seem the type to make content"}
+{"text":"I've seen the video in a thread. Do they have an account?"}
+{"text":"Thank youuuuuu"}
+{"text":"so who's this hunk?"}
+{"text":"No kinky sissy men thread? Lets fix that."}
+{"text":"Guys who couldn't top even if they wanted to. Fit masc guys preferred. Also size comparison thread."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but not in any kind of fun way. It's a little less than 3 fully hard. I used to be 7, but it started shrinking when I turned 25. I'm 31 now, and that's as big as it gets most the time."}
+{"text":"I have the same cage! It's the only one I've found that I can wear for hours comfortably."}
+{"text":"I used to be 7, but it started shrinking ? How"}
+{"text":"Are you intersex?"}
+{"text":"I think when boys get a little embarrassed its hot... Pics, webms, and even stories and experiences would be awesome. You can post whatever, as long as it contains some sort of humiliation..."}
+{"text":"Check out the chastity thread on /r/"}
+{"text":"I am once again coming here to confess my love for streamer/overwatch pro Gael \"Poko\" Gouzerch"}
+{"text":"bro...."}
+{"text":"I have some good news for you (it was pretty obvious tho)"}
+{"text":"Dude was looking for his roommate's semen with a blacklight and had tranny porn in his history. I have no doubt in a few years there'll be an orbiter confessing he was paid to fuck him or something."}
+{"text":"No matter how boring or average, tell us your actual first time stories. No fantasy pedo stories, no embellishments, just the real deal. In High School. Have a friend who hangs out occasionally. More like an acquaintance really. Dude buys weed through me basically and shares. Were both into riding Mt Bikes and like to ride the trails in the hills. Quiet, lots of woods, nobody around. Perfect places to stop and get stoned. One day I’m peeing and I catch him trying to peek at my dick. So I make fun of him, he denies it. Usual situation. But secretly it kinda gave me a chub. So I started playing around, doing the typical grab ass stuff guys do, but really seeing how far he’d go. I wasn’t really expecting much. Couple days later, we’re out riding and stop at a good place we smoke weed at. Then the unexpected. He was behind me and says “hey, look at this”. I turn around and he’s got his dick out in a funny kinda “gotcha” fashion. So I whip mine out and we’re both laughing, but neither of us are trying to look away. Well, this progressed over the next week or so to where we were going off and playing super grab ass, dry humping, pulling our dicks out at every opportunity. Finally, hanging out there he asks me to front him some weed. I tell him I’ll give him a $20 sack if he sucks my dick. And to my surprise he straight up said Ok! It threw me off and I thought he was joking, he wasn’t. I was instantly hard and embarrassed to even pull my dick out. But he insisted and eventually I did. He starts giving me some amazing head. He’s also jerking off while doing it so I gave him a hand. I shot a load in the bushes and that was that. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If he's a bottom he'll already be cleaned out for your date. It's fair to ask him if he cleaned out, or what he does to clean out ahead of getting fucked imo. I like telling my tops how much fucking work it is to get ready to take dick cleanly. they usually more appreciative after lol"}
+{"text":"It's fair to ask him if he cleaned out thanks man, I don't want him to feel weird about it, I'll ask when the mood permits it I'll show my appreciation alright"}
+{"text":"word of warning, it's not for the faint of heart. the \"process\" is not pretty and in no way sexy or hot. but absolutely worth it for a good top"}
+{"text":"My first time fooling around with a guy (or anyone) was with one of my friends in high school. I was 15 he was 16, and it went on for a whole summer, where we'd spend the night at one of our houses and just play video games naked in our rooms until we got horny and started jerking off together. Most times we'd end up laying next to each other and jerking the other off, only a few times did we ever try oral, but we never did do anal, although I suggested it. We also never finished on or in each other and we finished ourselves off unfortunately, at his place we'd cum in a bucket and at mine we finished out my 2nd floor window. The one exception was one of the last times we did it, because I said I was close and started to get up so he rolled over onto be and pinned me and made me cum on myself then I said fuck it and finished him off onto me too. It was hot as fuck but it got on his sheets so he didn't want to do it again. Oh and also, I was a very early bloomer while he was a very late bloomer, so by 15 I was done with puberty and I swear he hadn't even started by 16, so my dick, which I now know to be pretty small, was bigger than his. Today my dick is the same size it was at 15, and I assume his is bigger than mine now, at least I hope it is for his sake, because he ended up being straight."}
+{"text":"yeah I've done a few douches for myself to stuff things up my ass before eventually switching to condoms on carrots because it was less messy I still use a prostatic massager a couple of times a year but I have to be in the mood for anal, which is exceeding rare, and always by myself besides I'm a caregiver, I see shit all the time, I just wouldn't want any on my cock I'll report ITT in a couple of days, wish me luck"}
+{"text":"Venezuelan concubine edition"}
+{"text":"Dios mio"}
+{"text":"Te gusta?"}
+{"text":"Hngggg"}
+{"text":"The poor HSI agent has such sad and cute eyes. Bet he doesn't want to be there at all, like: \"I didn't enroll for this shit\"."}
+{"text":"Post your measured cocks with ruler straight, top down angle collage compare if you like"}
+{"text":"Tadaaa"}
+{"text":"Share any Gifs and videos of soft cocks getting hard"}
+{"text":"… had record harvest in that garden Kek; could be in a screenplay, Tarkovsky, Malick, …"}
+{"text":"EPIC thread... Plus stoooopid captcha..."}
+{"text":"Moar pics!...nearly a month gone by?"}
+{"text":"Anyone else absolutely love to see uncut dick with the 4skin pulled right back to the max?"}
+{"text":"Only good pic"}
+{"text":"You guys ever measured how long your inner mucosa is?"}
+{"text":"I'm really horny and hard anyone want to trade with a Send me a message on Telegram:@Black_bnny"}
+{"text":"show off uncut cocks"}
+{"text":"A great cock I will be hitched to someday soon."}
+{"text":"Real uncut"}
+{"text":"god the veins do things to me i feel weak just staring at this"}
+{"text":"are there more webms of this guy? i wanna see him finish so bad"}
+{"text":"Teeny tiny precum dropplet"}
+{"text":"morning precum"}
+{"text":"Do you?"}
+{"text":"more small pp"}
+{"text":"Perfection"}
+{"text":"4chan guys hot day today edition featuring santino previous:"}
+{"text":"wwyd"}
+{"text":"give him the penis he's asking for"}
+{"text":"im ready"}
+{"text":"God I love dicks so much"}
+{"text":"Please - stick to \"real\" nerdy guys. NOT conventionally attractive porn stars in glasses and random muscular men holding video game controllers. The chuddier the better."}
+{"text":"It looks like a still from a liveleak video like someones about to hit it with a hammer or some shit."}
+{"text":"same kek Got really worried until I saw it's a jpg"}
+{"text":"I'm incredibly attracted to men on the Norwood scale. Male pattern baldness, skinheads, buzzcuts, and everything in between. It's a shame that they're so stigmatized and ridiculed, because I see it as a unique form of masculinity. Drop your finest bald men here."}
+{"text":"Older men, silver foxes, who are relatively in shape Bonus points if they're in missionary position"}
+{"text":"Would let them top"}
+{"text":"Ever since I covered the faces of a couple with cum in college I've been obsessed with them, especially when they tell you it's the biggest they've seen"}
+{"text":"god i would lap up every last drop of that off the ground a white guy could just cum on the floor and i would happily lap it up and beg for him to cum on the floor again"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Post musclechub / thick / dadbod types Not a space for full on chubs or older daddy types, aim for under 40, with that solid mix of muscle and fat."}
+{"text":"Perfection"}
+{"text":"I love that it's peaking out"}
+{"text":"Perfect"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I need a big black throbbing nigger dick to get me pregnant post delicious beautiful black men, bonus points if they are cumming in cute white boys"}
+{"text":"is the Micropenis Having Neckbeard incel speaking??"}
+{"text":"Any of you ever actually take bbc up your ass? What is it like?"}
+{"text":"Those posts are at least slightly off topic, right?"}
+{"text":"I guess it will depend on the bbc. I’m bi and not super experienced with guys, so it was the largest cock I’ve ever taken but that’s not a huge sample size. When he thrusted it deep inside, there was that pain/pleasure of his cock pressing against the anal walls. I’ve used dildos and plugs a lot, so it wasn’t anything I couldn’t handle but he fucked me relentlessly for about an hour so it was pretty intense. That’s the physical, but the psychological effect is on another level. That oh my god moment of “I’ve got bbc balls-deep up my ass” is pretty indescribable. Apart"}
+{"text":"Previous: Post obedient little faggots who know their place."}
+{"text":"Smaller cage."}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"Love good locked fags They will always beg me to take their keys and then become my sextoy on demand"}
+{"text":"jailbait twinks The best thing ever"}
+{"text":"Contrast beetween a muscular Men fucking a feminine/submissive boy."}
+{"text":"I NEED more of this"}
+{"text":"With the amount of man cock that has been in me my main regret is I never took pictures like this with those strong tall men"}
+{"text":"God i want a daddy to breed me"}
+{"text":"Probably fake, definitely gay, but man this was a great read thanks anon!"}
+{"text":"Florida trip pls!"}
+{"text":"Turns me on so much am I alone?"}
+{"text":"Should try to keep in contact with him and drop hints or look out for changes in his demeanor towards you"}
+{"text":"Just found out accidentally that one of my cousins frequents grindr. He’s a top and I am a bottom. He writes me up and we share nudes. He still doesn’t know that I am the guy who went him nudes while I am 100% certain that his dick pic was his. We used to always be playful and humor each other but I just assumed that it was straight guy jokes. Just now I realized he probably was genuinely complimenting my fat ass. My cousin is fucking handsome as hell with a large cock so I wouldn’t say no. But hell, how do I come out to him, he’s quite a bit younger than me."}
+{"text":"like father like son"}
+{"text":"You could try to meet him and pretend like you didn't realize"}
+{"text":"My father had a baby boy with his first wife and immediately left, hooked up with my mother and she had me a year later. 14 years later he brought me out to meet his first son, my stepbrother. He was 14 and I was 14. As soon as I met him he was overly sexual. Brought me up to his room to \"show me his games\" and as soon as we were up there he said \"wanna see my cock?\" From there it just continued, asking to see mine, if I wanted to jerk off, wanting me to jerk him off. I was hesitant but he was able to convince me. Eventually it came to blowing him and I did. All of this started on a Friday night and I was blowing him Saturday night. I sort of did it because I had no where to go, but also I was curious. By the time I left the following Friday, I had pretty much done everything with him. And it was constant. Every second alone he was using me and if we weren't alone, he'd make an excuse to get me alone with him. I never saw him after that (now 11 years later) but I think that week formed me sexually."}
+{"text":"i know that asshole"}
+{"text":"seen it on /b/"}
+{"text":"A weird underwear fetish adjacent fetish I have for sucking cock bulge through gym shorts, boxer briefs, skinny jeans, suit pants, Under Armour, compression shorts, etc. Especially seeing it get all sloppy and wet from the guy gagging on the bulge. Unfortunately kinda uncommon in porn, so feel free to contribute."}
+{"text":"Ethan Lestray."}
+{"text":"i guess lmao this and like heavy sloppy throatfucking with lots of gagging (especially when they try and talk with the cock down their throat) are the hottest things by far i think its pretty hot sucking dick through the fly or leg too, or with their boxer briefs pulled down but still on, definitely when they start drooling on them, but like its not as hot as this"}
+{"text":"Harry_jen I love the material of his boxer briefs"}
+{"text":"Malik Delgaty and Lev Ivankov"}
+{"text":"Cole Church (one of the hottest porn stars)"}
+{"text":"Anyone else have a thing for black bears? I'm a top, but when it comes to black bears, I turn into a submissive slut."}
+{"text":"Super hot. This is the exact body type of the guy I was hooking up with back in my single days. Every week or two one of us would text the other about how horny we were and a few hours later I'd be naked in his bed getting absolutely plowed. I probably took more raw loads from him than all others I've taken combined. Never kissed me once lmao."}
+{"text":"Matthew david zazueta loves black cock"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"I do not and therefore would like some videos."}
+{"text":"I want to be lying on the warm sand behind him and sniffing his ass and taint"}
+{"text":"my gosh...you are beautiful"}
+{"text":"Omg op you're hunky I love it"}
+{"text":"Is a Handsome Man"}
+{"text":"I’m get sad sometimes I wasn’t around with spending money when he was a cam model. I’d have made him do some.. unique things."}
+{"text":"Time to confess your sins Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I loved the view (small high school, our whole grade had PE at the same tijme, so I saw EVERY guy in my class's dick every day), but was way too nervous to try to see who else might be cruising. Decades later, I still really can't think of anybody in that class who was gay. Post script--both the coaches who would sit in there whhile we showered & dressed were hot AS. FUCK. and I always hoped they might shower with us, like on a day it was rainy ort something but we were still outside long enough to get wet. No such luck :( I did get my vindication years later (when I was about 40 LOL) when one of them showed up in my health club and I managed to time my locker room visit just right to finally see him naked CHA-CHING, never give up!"}
+{"text":"I have a stepbrother who's three years older than me, and he was a huge part of my gay awakening growing up. He's got blue eyes, black hair, wears glasses. pretty skinny but toned. Puberty hit him like a truck and I recall being attracted to how hairy his legs, happy trail, and armpits were. I looked up to him a ton and he was very protective over me because I got bullied a lot at school for being gay. He would defend me and tell me to tell him if people he knew were bugging me. There was definitely an emotional side of my attraction to him. I was so sheepish and nervous around him once the crush developed. Once when I was 14 he and I had the house to ourselves for a weekend because my mom and step-dad were going away. Stepbro and I hungout like usual but I stupidly thought in my mind that something was going to happen between us (nothing did). I was so infatuated with him and by the time I was 15 it clicked that nothing would ever happen between us, so I got depressed over that. I was jealous when he had a girlfriend and he bragged about fucking her. Eventually he moved into his biological mother's house so I stopped seeing him a lot aside from school until he graduated and went off to college. I was still jerking off all the time thinking about him and went so far as to download this video of him off his Instagram where he was working out shirtless. I used that as jerkoff material a few times then felt gross and guilty and deleted it. I don't talk to him anymore because he and my parents had a falling out and he doesn't talk to the family. He's married now and totally straight since I haven't mentioned that already. Part of me is still sad that I never got to fool around with him. I would have done anything to have him be the one to deflower me. I still feel kinda gross and weird about how much I wanted him."}
+{"text":"There's a lot about that which just doesn't really quite suit your characterization of it. You explicitly set up a meeting to suck his dick. Then you sucked his dick. Are you trying to say it's assault that you did it out in a public place? Or that you wanted to suck his dick in a different way? Why'd you go to McD afterwards? If it were rape, why are you conflicted about it? What's fucked about any of this other than your weird fetishization of yourself as a rape victim ... even though you were not raped? What you're experiencing, anon, is called cognitive dissonance. You weren't raped. And you're trying to characterize your experience as rape, and you're uncomfortable with the fact that you just can't make the actual facts match your internal narrative."}
+{"text":"Christian guilt is so retarded. You're apparently feeling more guilty about the fact you did gay shit (nothing to be ashamed of) than that you cheated on your gf (that's the part you actually should be ashamed of). I dunno man, get over yourself, accept who you are, or don't, but make up your mind. You can't be a good Christian boy with a wife while having your \"hottest experiences\" with a man behind her back."}
+{"text":"kek goes on gay date, gets dick was in public is this an assault?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know what happened to him? I used to follow him on X, but I haven't seen him since."}
+{"text":"Can we get a thread for Cooper, /fa/‘s qt finance bro and VP of his frat?"}
+{"text":"How is there a thread still up from 3 years ago, I've never seen anything like this"}
+{"text":"Presumably a single obsessive stalker. It's genuinely creepy."}
+{"text":"10/10"}
+{"text":"are all gen z men doomed to end up going to the gym or is there any luck for me to find a beautiful chubby man my age as an 18 yr old ? I put I prefer chubby men in my Grindr bio and I only get messages from old men rip"}
+{"text":"Post anything to do with your love of guys with permanently exposed heads, tight two-tone shafts, dark brown scars"}
+{"text":"I hope the lotion Oprah made from my foreskin helped someone out..."}
+{"text":"with one hand (or both hands) behind their head, gets me hard af"}
+{"text":"That smirk so hot"}
+{"text":"Fully exposed"}
+{"text":"I think he goes by the name DiscoDick or DiscoDickNYC"}
+{"text":"who is this absolutely beautiful man"}
+{"text":"Men with their natural bush. Sweaty and musky are a plus :d"}
+{"text":"They’re for scratching and sniffing"}
+{"text":"cute! any more of him? looks like me lol"}
+{"text":"Would suffocate in that hair"}
+{"text":"looks like me lol Post bush"}
+{"text":"Musky stinky morning blowjobs with bush in my face"}
+{"text":"Show me different types of dicks! Anything goes, any size, ethnicity, shape, thickness, length, with foreskin, without foreskin, with pubic hair, without pubic hair. Whatever it is, the weirdest-shaped dick you've ever seen! Or any dick you like, I want to see variety"}
+{"text":"so enticing, do you have more of it? Softer, fully erect, balls close up. Looks so good that you just can't do wrong"}
+{"text":"post the best position"}
+{"text":"The bottom is discodicknyc"}
+{"text":"Porter Wescott (top) & Tristan Scott (bottom)"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"yep, his quads are the minimum expectation of biceps from the men who fuck me"}
+{"text":"No clue about the actual video, but the top looks like Rocco Steele"}
+{"text":"Black men topping white men"}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love seeing masc dudes take bbc"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"Sauce please"}
+{"text":"Hnng Sweaty Need to play with that bellybutton"}
+{"text":"HNNNG"}
+{"text":"Air Force?"}
+{"text":"Men wearing suits and poking out their dicks to be precise, but any men wearing suits is welcome"}
+{"text":"Old thread reached the image limit"}
+{"text":"God bless Americock"}
+{"text":"Pointing gun at his own genitals / femoral artery. Nice firearm handling there, dickhead."}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"He is pointing to the bed"}
+{"text":"Nudes Welcome"}
+{"text":"For the Enjoyment of Asian Men. Old Thread Trying a new title scheme for these since these threads tend to last several months."}
+{"text":"wow, who is this stud"}
+{"text":"I would like Eric Janicki to throw me to the ground and bang my eyes out!"}
+{"text":"Guys with just that little extra"}
+{"text":"Holy shit he is hot"}
+{"text":"Who is he?"}
+{"text":"source"}
+{"text":"Naughty Nomore November Edition: A NNN alternative for boys who need a little help with discipline everyday of November roll dice to determine how many swats for the maintantance spanking and each day add another die (so one die on day one, two on day two, three on day three etc...) and if the maintaince spankings aren't enough to keep him from nutting double or triple the dice for each time he's failed during the month (double for the first offence, triple for second, quadruple for third etc...) to be completly clear every spanking after the offence is multiplied and repeat offenders get the multiplier increased. For boys with multipliers and/or towards the end of the month the swats can be spaced out throughout the day as long as each session has at least ten and any missed swats by midnight must be in the first session of the next day and doubled. any implement can be used but consider upgrading to harsher implements as the month progressess especially if the boy continues to spill his seed despite his maintaince sessions. it can be started anytime during the first week and if he has already nuttted before the maintance regime was started simply double or triple the first days amount (no need to carry the multiplier if the offense was before treatment began) any missed days are treated the same as missed swats once it's started (that is include them in the first session on the day you get back to the regime). Do this everyday from when you start to Dec 5th so that the final punishment of Naughty Nomore November is on Dec 5th (Krampusnacht) this not a results thread per the ban on original content on this board but feel free to discuss your experience and also to discuss memorable times you were disciplined especially if it was by a romantic partner or as an adult. And on topic pictures are encouraged as always."}
+{"text":"I wish more spanking content had penetration"}
+{"text":"Have u heard of figging? I love it, sadly theres like 4 videos of it in the internet."}
+{"text":"This thread is not getting the love it deserves"}
+{"text":"Source"}
+{"text":"Ugly dudes that you find attractive"}
+{"text":"These guys are way to hot to be in this thread"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"You like mine?"}
+{"text":"More of him?"}
+{"text":"Speaking from personal experience."}
+{"text":"We have a bigger cock than you, that's for sure. What you call shitty ghetto behavior is the masculinity white bottoms want. The more you speak ill of us, the more they want it."}
+{"text":"I'm here to confirm that, tell him king."}
+{"text":"saw a profile preferring white men, (havent seen that in forever) omg yes im soo excited, the world is settling again."}
+{"text":"Every fetish has its day"}
+{"text":"Hoping for this to happen to me too, doesn’t seem to be much bbc in my area though :( Rate my Grindr pics! Snap: lillatteslvt"}
+{"text":"ideally on the dick but whatever"}
+{"text":"dI'm looking for fellow boybutt appreciaters"}
+{"text":"did the real man use that tight hole yet its what youre good for..."}
+{"text":"I LOVE butts"}
+{"text":"I’m the 3rd one - I really want to be spanked and groped sooo thank you <3"}
+{"text":"Post furry, strong, masculine, bearded men that could throw you over their shoulder and breed you repeatedly. No bitching, just post bears."}
+{"text":"I'd let him raid my village over and over and over again."}
+{"text":"Can’t wait for the ugly, flabby, troglodytes of /hm/ to post OC of their heinous bodies and burn our eyes out."}
+{"text":"I need this man inside me yesterday"}
+{"text":"The way that button is starting to struggle a little bit is perfection"}
+{"text":"barely covered dick or hole. tents/ erections in underwear count, too"}
+{"text":"I'm in love with this ass"}
+{"text":"Oh no onii chan, I've fallen into the washer and I can't get up, oh nooooo qwq"}
+{"text":"post dicks that are close to perfection"}
+{"text":"teh cutfag cope thread"}
+{"text":"Nice dilf cock"}
+{"text":"Mesh, nylon, P.E., basketball shorts"}
+{"text":"Based thread I just started one that is basically this but for dicks getting sucked through gym shorts/under armour. They are so hot. A guy I was friends with for a while, before this random falling out, once thrusted at me while talking to another guy to try and bully me for being gay and its seared into my mind. I still cant remember if he had a genuinely big dick flopping back and forth in them or if thats a post hoc addition (wishful thinking) but I will never stop wondering if that guy had a monster cock. This is Bo Sinn in a really hot video of him getting his dick sucked through his gym shorts. My biggest fetish, but really hard to find."}
+{"text":"Casey Everett and Asher Devin"}
+{"text":"Bigger muscle men fucking smaller men. Pure tops. Pure bottoms."}
+{"text":"Rocking cocks doing the dock."}
+{"text":"what does this feel like? t. cutfag"}
+{"text":"Nothing special physically. Other than feeling close to the other person, just an itch that is scratched."}
+{"text":"Physically I agree. It is like playing with my foreskin in any other way. Mentally it's exciting, because this is the closest you can get (face to face) with another guy."}
+{"text":"because this is the closest you can get (face to face) with another guy Well there's also frotting."}
+{"text":"Stories, anecdotes, discussion welcome"}
+{"text":"Handsome man"}
+{"text":"1920 x 1080"}
+{"text":"Nude, Large, and Hard bonus if fucking"}
+{"text":"MY MATE ON /SP/ BLOODY LOVES THIS FELLA, HERE'S A THREAD TO WANK TO HIM. ENJOY!"}
+{"text":"CORRR HE'S BLOODY SEXY ISN'T HE. IT'S SO MUCH BETTER POSTING HERE THAN SHITTING UP A FOOTBALL THREAD ISN'T IT"}
+{"text":"OP here. I also fantasise over the idea of a big black man making love to an 18 year old Dutch girl. Care to indulge me fellas ;)"}
+{"text":"1920 x 1080"}
+{"text":"Are there any Billfags left?"}
+{"text":"nearly two year old thread this board is so fucking dead lmfao"}
+{"text":"Men tied up"}
+{"text":"So many guys on instagram/tiktok who are 18-25 and insanely jacked. Who are your faves? @ them if you add a pic (Pic: Casey Kelly)"}
+{"text":"the broccoli I just can't. I really can't. Laughing at how fucking stupid that looks completely robs him of whatever appeal he might have had. You might as well put him in a polka dot dress with a fucking clown nose and big red rubber shoes."}
+{"text":"this, lmao"}
+{"text":"Luke Elsman"}
+{"text":"Bridger Quirante"}
+{"text":"Chase Sorosky"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to find this guys. Any idea who is it ?"}
+{"text":"His name is Robert Paulson"}
+{"text":"Part II"}
+{"text":"I'd watch him do things"}
+{"text":"found him on reddit"}
+{"text":"more posing please"}
+{"text":"I need a cock closeup!"}
+{"text":"1/2 be out in my soccer team team doesn't have a problem with it stay at youth hostel for tournament the team we're playing is at the hostel too notice a gay-seeming kid in the other team and try to make friends with him, letting him know I'm gay, but asking for discretion at the start of the game, the guy I'm meant to guard says something like \"better keep your distance, faggot\" (the one I was talking to must have told him I'm gay) get angry, and foul him harshly during the game get a red card, but my side wins guy I fouled is PISSED back at the hostel, I'm smoking a cigarette outside suddenly he and 2 of his teammates pop up and grab me, putting their hands over my mouth be dragged off into a little wood right beside the hostel he says he's going to make me pay like the fag I am now they hold me down as he pulls down my trousers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"was 6years old and my brother 14 Got me to play a game Got naked together in the bed Stick his cock between my tighs and come and goes until he came Cum drip all over my legs, I remember that getting rid of his sperm was always a very long and tedious process, i was wondering years later how he released this much at 14."}
+{"text":"Male-on-male incestual molestation and rape to me is the hottest... with the rapist blackmailing the family member with threats of exposure into performing more sexual acts."}
+{"text":"sucking his cock every wednesday for the next 7 months until he decides he wanted my ass I have so many questions. 1) So this when on for over a year, from 16 to senior year? 2. Did he ever reciprocate or just use you? Did you ever jackoff during sucking him or later after he dropped you off at home? 3. When he started fucking you, was he gentle or just use you? Did you get to cum during? Where did he fuck you, still in his car or apartment?"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"i'm glad i'm gincel now because now i know my heart will never be broken like this. another 10 years and maybe ill even get magic powers."}
+{"text":"Pictures of pants/underwear stretched to show the cock inside. Bonus points if it's you rn snapping a pic in your pants. When I was a teen I was at a sleepover and my friends dad caught me staring at his bulge in his boxers. I could see it wiggle when he walked around. When no one was around he walked over and pulled his waistband open to let me get a good long look inside. He had a half chub from the attention, I remember it was thick with a huge head. Jerked off to that memory for years. Guy on grindr sent me this one and it reminded me how much it turns me on."}
+{"text":"got aroused while looking at penis kinda gay bruv, post more"}
+{"text":"If you shave off your pubes you actually need to fucking kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Sexy cock"}
+{"text":"Thinking of getting a PA. Anyone have one or any experiences with them?"}
+{"text":"House niggas, massa's boys, BWC thugs, black femboys"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"#Hrt4Afrika"}
+{"text":"You get the idea"}
+{"text":"Hehe"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"I find guys from the northern Caucasus quite interesting. They hit some of the nails middle easterners do without the ugly brown skin and rat faces Plus they are not \"genetically diseased\" inbreed as they are good fighters"}
+{"text":"Hope OP doesn't mind south caucasus men. This one is georgian."}
+{"text":"Is this ilya topuria brother? So funny how different they look"}
+{"text":"I need a cute fat Asian dude so bad."}
+{"text":"He's a Japanese gay furry porn artist I follow. These are the only pictures of his body. The rest of his twitter is what you expect."}
+{"text":"details that make him even more attractive Thank you for posting. But also, who?"}
+{"text":"Baller, thanks. Cute guy draws cute guys."}
+{"text":"preferably joes, chubs, and himbos twinks, prettyboys, and other southeast asians are welcome, too starting this off with men of my taste. feel free to contribute your own"}
+{"text":"would you swallow dick in a nipa hut?"}
+{"text":"title translates to, \"fucked by my brother\""}
+{"text":"I met a 50-year-old man a year ago and have been seeing him ever since, at least once or twice a month and sometimes several times a week. I (24) then met a girl online And it turned into a long-distance relationship. I tried to stop seeing my top, but the truth is I love being fucked anally. One of my fantasies was to have a threesome, and at one point I told him I wanted to do it, and just like that, he went ahead and did it. He called another top guy with his penis was TWICE as big as his and they used me however they wanted in bed, with me in sissy white lingerie. It was great, they even tried double penetration but it wouldn't go in. That was the last time I had sex too, and every now and then I dream about doing it again. My anus got so fucking stretched for that moment that I feel it's not the same than before, but I really loves the feeling of my boypussy receiving that big white dick while I managed to receive all that, painful at first but so pleaseful at the end. Any advice on handling two dicks at once? I'm fantasizing a lot again and even willing to do it with more than three men at the same time. I'm a slut who needs cock."}
+{"text":"Reading your post was so exciting; my cock got rock hard imagining being you in that moment. The time I had a threesome was only for a few hours because I was in a hurry, but I wish I could do it for a whole night. I guess you have to train then by inserting bigger and thicker things, there's no other way. Even so, my tops dick was smaller and only went in halfway when I had the other XXL one inside me. I think if they had fucked me for longer, they both would have entered at the same time."}
+{"text":"the cock density in such a small space just beautiful"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Fucking hell"}
+{"text":"soft golden fuzz peachy balls spreading meaty head ffs i envy that lucky bastard that will get this"}
+{"text":"This thread is for images of black and brown bottoms enjoying white cock. Previous thread: archiveofsins.com/hm/thread/2555379 All our past threads: archiveofsins.com/hm/search/subject/bleached Discord: discord.com/invite/bJGWBJj"}
+{"text":"sexually harassing black men is insane"}
+{"text":"built for BWC"}
+{"text":"I'm happy you're creeped out"}
+{"text":"Max konnor got gangbanged"}
+{"text":"cocksucker pov"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the gif of a dude from this angle. I remember seeing it at least 10 years ago or so. The dude is white, I think wearing a hoodie, he flips off the camera and sticks his tongue out, but then puts his juicy cock in frame and shakes it a couple times. I haven't seen it in so long and would love to see it again."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Post sweaty pits that need to be slurped"}
+{"text":"Love this guy He has a wicked bush too"}
+{"text":"Weirdly specific but hot"}
+{"text":"Youre not sitting on my lap, but I wish you were."}
+{"text":"Asian boys are the Aryan man's natural concubines. Post oriental boys getting wrecked by BWC"}
+{"text":"Giwtwm"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"I don't know what is it about white men that makes my knees so weak they really do give me a natural urge just to serve them and make them happy"}
+{"text":"Uncut all natural intact white men only."}
+{"text":"Xxl_european on Reddit. The measuring tape is fake though. He is big but not that big."}
+{"text":"He stands out even compared to all the other monsters here"}
+{"text":"Hot cock"}
+{"text":"That head tho"}
+{"text":"Garloid thread."}
+{"text":"Educated, Emotionally Intelligent, Wealthy & HOT!? Sign me up"}
+{"text":"and of course, the best to ever do it"}
+{"text":"i have more if anyone wants it. i swear you could fill entire threads with just him"}
+{"text":"Real men's feet, soles, toes. Socked, bare"}
+{"text":"hot as fuck"}
+{"text":"tfw no footjobs from an arab guy :/"}
+{"text":"He’s a fat, sweaty, arrogant slob and I’m obsessed with it. He radiates that pure, nasty dominance that you can't fake. Stop posting twinks and post a heavy-set man. Need pics where he looks massive or sweaty."}
+{"text":"Dad bod"}
+{"text":"An ass of a mammoth"}
+{"text":"Melania has to fuck this"}
+{"text":"according to a guy named Sacha Riley (who went on to be a hot army dude pictured, look up lisevoldeng on substack to hear him tell the story) trump is incontinent because he shoved a 10 inch tent stake up his ass trying to defend himself from him at a party some time in the late 80s or early 90s"}
+{"text":"What was your biggest gay orgasm? I'm straight but my biggest fetish is being seduced by a gay dude and having a massive cumshot while screaming \"no please, I'm straight\". Biggest turn ons are cumming while frotting cocks, cumming hands free from anal penetration, and a guy deepthroating me while I cum deep inside. Give me the motivation to meet someone on sniffies"}
+{"text":"There was this one time, back in 2021, when I fucked this 28 yo Puerto Rican guy. He was smaller than me, and had a fat ass. He started sucking me off, and then I started eating his ass whilst he continued sucking me, and I could tell he was enjoying it, since he was moaning, though he tried to hide it, and then I fucked him in missionary, doggy, had him laying on his stomach as I fucked him, had him ride my dick, and then told him to stand against the wall. At first he complained a bit, but ended up enjoying it. He still texts me 4 years later."}
+{"text":"be about 25 been seeing this guy for a few weeks and the sex had been great. I was a total bottom for him, loved servicing his dick and riding it this time he comes over and we hangout for a bit. Fast forward a little while and I take his dick in my mouth and just go to town on it and move my tongue lower to his balls, then to his taint and then to his asshole. he is loving every second of it I reach over to my bedside table and pull out the lube and get my hole ready, I didn’t want eaten out or anything, just needed him inside of me as soon as possible he takes me from behind and just thrusts for about 10 minutes, hitting the spot really consistently and I’m in absolute bliss I spurt a fuck ton of cum onto the bed, and ask him to use it as lube when he pulls out, then get on my back and as him to keep going he enters me again in missionary and it is intense as fuck as he’s got his entire length in and out of me I try to take a drink of water and it spills onto my face, and he just keeps jackhammering me, and after a few more minutes I cum onto my stomach, a little bit less than the first time I switch it up again and get on top, and because I’m so sensitive in my dick and my ass I pretty much just take his entire length, and then grinded on him. I kept telling him through my mains that I needed his load in me. I feel his dick twitch every time I say it so I played with his nipples for a bit and as I was doing that, I nibbled on his ear and whispered that I needed him to cum in me a couple minutes of this and I can feel his dick just explode in me, and as he does, I leak the last bit of cum that I can and rub it into his chest he pulls out of me and what felt like a gallon of cum followed. I told him that I needed it again the following day we kept at it for a bit but he was a bit flakey so it petered out. I still think about him and it’s been nearly a decade"}
+{"text":"Where's the \"gay\" in this story? Were you imagining a hard, pulsing cock fucking you?"}
+{"text":"I'm straight"}
+{"text":"Obviously, yes lol. The “story” of the porn I was watching was that a bunch of hung men are fucking you and you dildo your ass to the beat. Fun shit. I’m waiting for the next video made by the same guy, he’s got a whole series"}
+{"text":"Boo!"}
+{"text":"I almost got too excited. masked site where the guys are rarely masked you can still see most of their faces even with the masks What`s the point?"}
+{"text":"Maybe it's like Superman. Without the tights and cape , nobody can recognize you."}
+{"text":"The top died this year. So, it's a little day-of-the-dead."}
+{"text":"I wrote about this experience for another occasion, and thought I might as well share it here with you guys. Love hearing about how you all started enjoying cocks. 1/2 My first time was back in school with my close buddy. We were both the nerds of the class, and we usually hung out everyday after school at my place to play vidya on my N64 (usually Mario Kart or Goldeneye). We didn't talk about sex or girls at all, but we were still high on hormones like everyone else. That however changed this one day when we came home to my place after school where we just had sex ed for the first time. We joked about it at first - referencing the material we were shown and talked about how goofy it was, but later turned into us both admitting we jerked off daily and talked about which girls from class we fancied the most. We were hopeless nerds though (which I guess we both somewhat knew) so there was no pussy in sight for any of us. This was quite a few years ago, so there was actually no mention of homosexuality in the sex ed class, but they did however find time to briefly mention anal sex. I guess that's partly what sparked our imagination... the other part was that they gave all boys a couple of condoms to take with them home and I guess we were all kinda eager to try them on. I don't remember exactly how my friend worded it, but he ended up suggesting that we could “perhaps try it out on each other” and I remember thinking that sounded reasonable and I pretty much agreed to it instantly. My friend seemed eager to go first, so I pulled off my pants and placed myself on all fours in the bed with my head down - just like I’ve seen women do in porn. I had no anal experience whatsoever at this point. I think I had imagined that the receiver in sex was just “playing nice” and letting the top have fun - and I was eager to try penetrating after my friend was done."}
+{"text":"be me, 15, blonde, English, just broken up with gf go on craigslist looking for anything in my sleepy town, say I'm 18 as I looked older than I was find 30y/o chavvy guy, sends pics of him in trackies, puma socks, the works says he's got an hour free for lunch if I want to suck him hop on my bike and meet him in woods near my school (totally the start of \"was last seen entering woods\", but horny brain didn't care) he realises I'm not 18, and starts to get more excited says he'll tell all my school friends I'm a fag if I don't do what he says gets me on my knees and starts thrusting hard in my mouth holds my head still and starts pissing saying I needed to swallow or else some dribbles out so he says \"fail\" and makes me take my jeans off pushes his dick in my ass, thankfully as a gay little fag, I had played with my ass a lot with fingers and other things I shouldn't have used, so it hurt but the sloppy bj and sweat from my panicking helped too hurts like a bitch after a while, try not to cry out, but he's loving it 5 mins later, cums in my ass and has me lick his dick clean before pissing on my face Calls me a loser nerd and walks off I'm kneeling in the woods, feeling a mix of horror and horny, so I stay there and jack off. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"At 18 years old, I looked on a Craigslist-like site for a top to suck his dick. I was a twink at the time and had always fantasized about that moment. One guy contacted me; he was 37 years old, and I agreed to meet him near his house, where he would pick me up in his truck. I was nervous, my heart was pounding, and then I saw him coming, fast, almost anxious, and he honked at me like he was in a hurry. I got scared because he didn't seem very discreet, But I got really excited and ran there while my little penis was hard. When I went inside, I saw him and he was very handsome. He greeted me and was very friendly, and as soon as I approached to say hello, I reached out and touched his bulk, which was quite large. He laughed, and we started talking. At one point, I hid, going down into the glove compartment out of fear, an he told me to relax, that no one would see or recognize us. That's when I loosened up and we started joking about what we would do and where we would go. At one point I made a pun with \"sucking\" and a A business with a similar name, and he laughed and pulled out his dick. It was huge, like 8 inches long and 3 inches wide. I saw it and my mouth watered. I started masturbating him, and while I was doing it, he moaned. At one point, while I was driving, I got out to kiss his dick and go down on him a little. Then he told me he couldn't find a place to cruise, So I suggested a parking lot, and he thought it was a good idea. We stopped there, and I eagerly began to devour his enormous cock while he moaned and touched my ass. We were like that for 10 minutes until he finished in my mouth and I swallowed it all. Turns out I've been a total slut since I was 18, and I hope one day I'll completely unleash myself and be used by as many men as possible. Now I only like big dicks, hehe. I hate small penises, I have one and I know my place: I'm only good for pleasing with My big, fat, insatiable ass."}
+{"text":"My next door neighbor used to have me suck his dick in his families garage. His mom caught us one day and I couldn't come over anymore He owns a restaurant next to my work now and gives me free coffee any time I come in. I'm nervous but I want to start sucking him again"}
+{"text":"be me, 18m, chubby fat boy senior year of high school. no girl talks to me, i jerk off to pics of girls and big cocks on 4chan am very horny, have a snapchat account where i post myself for men and some women it's january 2025 and i get a text from someone who added me from reddit that switched to snap he's 32 wants to meet up send him more pics of me before i go shower and shave drive 30 minutes meet at a public parking lot get in his car and talk he has a girlfriend but loves fucking fat girls, his first time meeting with a boy is me. i take off my clothes fat boy is now naked in his passenger seat he pulls out his bigger cock. 7 inches big. i start kissing it and licking and begin sucking for the first time Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"he shows me videos of him fucking fat girls while i suck him off I used to meet up with a guy who would show videos of him having sex with his wife while he gave me a blow job. He was a chubby, out of shape guy and his wife was pretty hot. Not sure if it was a cuck situation, but all the vids were of him going down on his wife."}
+{"text":"In this thread, we're going to share sex toys that you have or you wanna buy. Here's a few pointers to get you started 1. The brand - code (if any)/Link (Encode with Base64 if they're considered as spam)/price when bought 2. Positive/Negative 4. Special features 5. Personal experience with toy 6. Attach photo or webm of the toy"}
+{"text":"There's vaccines? And you could ask your partner for his medical test?"}
+{"text":"I don't think I'm in anyone's bucket list lol. so that's why I'm investing in toys or dolls or AI (if they already exist) instead."}
+{"text":"xl flint by bad dragon, things a beast."}
+{"text":"Bought a flip zero from Tenga recently and was wondering if Dial Gold is safe for cleaning it with. Could only finds posts online discussing cleaning dildos/anal plugs with it which I would assume has different standards for cleaning from Onahole type products."}
+{"text":"CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione Edition The more I learn about him the more I want him to top me allegedly bi ivy league valedictorian nerd known to constantly flirt broke his back while working out and insurance wouldn't cover the rest is history"}
+{"text":"He isn’t talked about enough"}
+{"text":"Marcel Hesse, the /b/tard killer. I quite enjoyed his hair when he grew it out longer."}
+{"text":"It's pretty hot the size difference there is between him and the other guys, I wonder what his height is."}
+{"text":"His head looks photoshopped on"}
+{"text":"idk if someone already put him here but Artyom Anoufriev is loml"}
+{"text":"I shoved a water bottle for the first time a while ago and after a couple of minutes of trying to push the thick hard neck in my ass I finally managed to do it and the moment I did I instantly came"}
+{"text":"How would something be embarrassing if you were by yourself?"}
+{"text":"You posted that on Baby Jesus's birthday OMG"}
+{"text":"what the fuck does ecco2k's 2019 album \"e\" have to do with any of this..."}
+{"text":"double k crystals kiss my nuts"}
+{"text":"I did that once. I saw a video of someone pissing in a condom and wanted to try, I've always had a piss fetish. I used a condom that had been in a jacket pocket for long enough to be expired and did it over my bathtub to avoid a mess. When I realized it felt pretty good when the piss swirled and sloshed around my dick I decided to see if I could jerk off that way and sure enough lol. I haven't done it since, maybe I'll try it again."}
+{"text":"Anyone else into men with cigars?"}
+{"text":"I hate how scraggly, visibly-meth-addicted sacks of flappy shit attempt to normalize themselves like that. The leather cap and harness and cigar and shit, those are props which belonged to healthy, attractive and masculine young men. That doesn't belong to you. You might as well wear a fucking pink tulle tutu and ballerina slippers. You're fat. You're not \"a daddy\" or what the fuck ever. You're just fat. There is a way to grow old gracefully, and that is not it."}
+{"text":"on twitter, cockwomble"}
+{"text":"I feel like I can't find many hot photos alt guys(I'm not fucking talking about your average tiktok e-boy), but genuine alternatively dressing men, posting themselves, sexually or otherwise"}
+{"text":"Woah, wonder what he looks like without makeup"}
+{"text":"Thread for men with a big booty The bigger the better Pic : roberto nevarez"}
+{"text":"Bubble butt top"}
+{"text":"I want to tickle him until he moves his hands"}
+{"text":"Nothing embarrassing about that--you can't even see his face. it could be anybody"}
+{"text":"Fagcorn!"}
+{"text":"Old thread"}
+{"text":"Bears, beefy men, fat men and anything large. No obese or huge fat please"}
+{"text":"we arent here for you lard faggot fuck off, back to soc piggy"}
+{"text":"shot in the dark but maybe i can nurture/motivate you and cook for you to be like him? im a slim twink looking for this life"}
+{"text":"Who is this? All I can find is a few 4chan threads and a few lpsg ones but no IDs in them."}
+{"text":"PecDaddy"}
+{"text":"thank you, would glaze"}
+{"text":"Last one got to bump limit"}
+{"text":"Idk but hes hot"}
+{"text":"Yeaah"}
+{"text":"I would gargle on his cum no doubt"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"He is cute hot"}
+{"text":"Any stories, images or advice related to gay sauna visits"}
+{"text":"I mean thats probably for the best unless you wanna catch every disease."}
+{"text":"This was always my approach pretty much make out/jerk anyone off if they want it unless they're fucking gross obv the older dudes, by and large, were' ok with that spent HOURS as a 18-21 year old jerking off guys and blowing my \"regulars\" lol very selective about who I blow and who I let blow me tho always felt pretty safe because every time someone get out of line when I was there, other dudes stood up and stopped that shit penalty was getting kicked out and refused future entry, no one wanted to risk that no anal at the sauna, but have hooked up with a few of the guys after/later, always condoms very thankful I'm clean a man's got to have a code mine spared me the bugs, I believe"}
+{"text":"Tried a gay sauna for the first time ever last week. I was really nervous and had trouble even getting it up but I sucked 8 guys and got fucked by one. I was surprised to see it wasn't just old guys as there were a lot of good looking dudes in their 30s. I usually enjoy sucking grandpas but I practically ignored them just because there were better options everywhere."}
+{"text":"post scruffy bi guys with a mullet moustache patchwork tattoos that look like they roll their own cigs and do k"}
+{"text":"Vintage men looked hotter"}
+{"text":"Would suck"}
+{"text":"Let’s see some zoomer pups."}
+{"text":"using a mask to conceal an ugly face to trap victims in nonconsensual sex No thanks. I'm not moving to any muslim country and I don't want to be around any."}
+{"text":"Dumbest fetish ever invented. Also met a guy into this that fucked dogs. Nuf said."}
+{"text":"who's this?"}
+{"text":"would choke on ginger/redhead cock any day of the week"}
+{"text":"I wish you were my neighbor"}
+{"text":"I wish you were my neighbor..."}
+{"text":"Old thread reached image limit"}
+{"text":"Does not know why he isn't gay."}
+{"text":"Post guys pleasuring themself until they shoot their loads!"}
+{"text":"4/4"}
+{"text":"Who is this guy?"}
+{"text":"You have to do 110% strength kegels, hold it a bit and you should feel it coming."}
+{"text":"How dod you crop out the one part that the thread is about"}
+{"text":":))"}
+{"text":"Honestly starting to think this website hates me pls just make the video for all the effort i went through to ask for this"}
+{"text":"I've only been fucked a handful of times in my life but one of them was against this park bench (pic is me, hopefully will get bent over it like this at some point)"}
+{"text":"I bet if your cock is big enough you can just get away with more public indecency"}
+{"text":"I think he's handsome, in a \"ruggedly\" way...."}
+{"text":"I watched him on Tucker Carlson and I thought his off the grid lifestyle was erotic. He's a man who knows how to use his hands. All politicians are liars tho."}
+{"text":"I do find Punished Massie more attractive normal Massie but still, if we're talking politicians I'm more into guys like Beto and Zohran"}
+{"text":"He had a huge glow up after his wife died imo, he was too clean and nerdy looking before now his hot as fuck"}
+{"text":"He is. Beto is hot. Zohran isn't to me, would totally do a decade or two younger Curtis Sliwa though."}
+{"text":"He's so daddy"}
+{"text":"Can a brown boy admire some aryan beasts?"}
+{"text":"Well I guess that's one way to announce that you only get erect for liberals."}
+{"text":"You don't have Walmarts where you live?"}
+{"text":"Well that wasn't long after he was crippled, and there's a reason they never photo'd him below the chest. Go find out what he looks like now, though. Bonus points if you find the photos of his penis. I'll just go ahead and spoil it for you: it's not pretty."}
+{"text":"I love being white."}
+{"text":"can we have some used hole content here? the wider, the better. one of my favs is Alex Roman"}
+{"text":"sexy"}
+{"text":"everyday is leather day"}
+{"text":"Approach the situation strategically."}
+{"text":"How ,please can i get advice"}
+{"text":"They look photoshopped"}
+{"text":"I can feel it in my heart"}
+{"text":"Nude optional."}
+{"text":"12/10 handsome dude"}
+{"text":"post big bellied men enjoying their smaller partners. the bigger the difference the better. pics, stories, videos, fantasies... all is appreciated!"}
+{"text":"When I was 130 I let a big bear of a man do me while I was bent over my bed. He nearly broke the bed as he pounded me. I also met up with a fat guy my age and he loved doggy with me. I was never into big chubs but after meeting a few I became addicted to them lol"}
+{"text":"Nice. That would be my life goal to be fucked like that. Once I was chating with a fat straight dude online, he had a lot of really nice pics. Fully shaved and big belly... He was very nice and even proposed to fix stuff in my appartment. We were supposed to meet but I changed my mind at the last moment. I still this about him nowadays..."}
+{"text":"Source?? I love this"}
+{"text":"a demon typed this"}
+{"text":"Why do the bottoms (or younger guys in general) so often stare into the camera? Like, what's the point? I obviously didn't come here to look at you peering into my soul or making those cringe-inducing faces."}
+{"text":"No crossdressers"}
+{"text":"Not exactly a twink but close enough in my book"}
+{"text":"30 year old \"buff\"(overweight) unshaved brown with british teeth Shameless self post actual retard, or both? YOU decide at 5"}
+{"text":"Ur a retard its a fighter who has a mouthguard in"}
+{"text":"Love massive lowhanging balls. Preferably guys bent over swinging their heavy sack around"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"that should be a /hm/ thread"}
+{"text":"huge low hanging"}
+{"text":"Photos and videos of men wearing short shorts and coming out the dick, balls and butt spontaneously or very close enough"}
+{"text":"This image has been around years and it was some 21 year old twink. Are you telling me you’ve never seen onlyfans models doing photoshoot or TikTok’s at an outdoor gym? We only see a single bar climbing frame. The penis is girthy, there’s visible signs of shaving, the legs are long. Even without knowing how old this image is, the person in the image can be anywhere between 14-25 and I’veseen much older look similar to this. I think this is why no one cares because you just can’t tell"}
+{"text":"this is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen."}
+{"text":"Itt we post hot dominant brown men can be Pakistani and indian too"}
+{"text":"And yet none of them can ever get it inside the hole. Rapey yes, no concept of “slower” or “go in gentle” but also zero concept of “that’snot my hole you’re too high ooooowww”"}
+{"text":"I want my face in those balls"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This cute little fucker posts and regret deletes everything often. He has a funny vibe and seems like a goofy dude irl. Like he’ll totally let you blow him after some beers."}
+{"text":"i’ll post more pics if i figure out how to use this site"}
+{"text":"that’s all"}
+{"text":"Hey, this Twink here wants his fat ass destroyed and filled."}
+{"text":"Post the photos/videos you've lost the source of, and share the origins. Does anyone know where the photos I shared is from? Trying to prove a point."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Need this video expeditiously"}
+{"text":"i need this"}
+{"text":"passionalmax"}
+{"text":"Need to know"}
+{"text":"Last thread:"}
+{"text":"actually wasted the last picture on a censored nude from a mediocre OF fuck off"}
+{"text":"new thread:"}
+{"text":"amateur softcore thread. no blatant genitals, tasteful butts are fine. implied, teased, or censored nudity encouraged. examples include suggestive poses, dudes being homoerotic, covering their dick/ass, candid shots of bulge or booty in tight clothes, gym/sports pics, or just plain hot men (preferably in states of undress). NO PHOTOS OF YOURSELF. let's see some actual handsome men, y'know, like what we're here for."}
+{"text":"Post men that have sent DMs to you on reddit"}
+{"text":"he regrets and delete all everytime"}
+{"text":"This stupid faggot posts this in r/sph with his face blurred but sent it over dm so quickly lmfao. Anybody know his info?"}
+{"text":"This UK fag is closeted but keeps begging to be posted online."}
+{"text":"this slut blocked me u/toohollis"}
+{"text":"Reddit username?"}
+{"text":"I'm obsessed with fat old men. I can't stop gooning to them (and i'm married to one)"}
+{"text":"Do you like white cock ? Do want see a pov pic for my penis I will be here Kik: Holy.5.5 TG: EM6K5SZHV"}
+{"text":"Show hole"}
+{"text":"Your body is delicious, please post more pictures in different poses and angles with the ankle bracelets"}
+{"text":"Any sauce ?"}
+{"text":"You don't need rape threats, you need nail clippers."}
+{"text":"His name"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have that video of the twink ass lying on a bed and a hand giving him a slap and fingering subtly? It is usually around here, but I cannot find it."}
+{"text":"Cocoa Flavored massive black man meat that makes you want to get facefucked by a horse hung night tiger and get an enormous load of semen syrup for dinner."}
+{"text":"Why do only Americans get to have all the fun?"}
+{"text":"They don't, Europe is on a great trend too."}
+{"text":"I want to see more of this in public. I wish there were more guys sporting big bulges for me to ogle"}
+{"text":"Being 7 inches all I want is to feel like a boy compared to that"}
+{"text":"It looks sooooooo good wow"}
+{"text":"Anyone know if this guy is in anymore porn? He goes by \"st. croix\" on naked wrestling but he never gets hard or cums in those videos."}
+{"text":"he looks like a delicious piece of brit mulatto meat"}
+{"text":"Been a while since I’ve seen one on HM, always been a fantasy of mine. Share webms, gifs and stories please!"}
+{"text":"Pools, beaches, boats, hot tubs, rooftops, camping, festivals, destinations... Nice pics of dudes with that summer fun feeling."}
+{"text":"Hey guys, I want to ask for your advice: I an STRAIGHT guy and have a family. But in the past 1-2 years I have this urge to suck cock. I have this friend who is also strainght and also has family of his own, but I know he has some experinece in this filed from his teen years. This is the only suitable candidate, that i know of, for my mission. How should I tell him, that I want to suck his cock and not ruin our friendship or (even worse) not ruin our families? Thanks"}
+{"text":"But prep hasn't been studied long term right? I'm worried if I get on it it could fuck up my liver or some shit. I feel like I'm going to be hung up (no pun intended) on this my whole life. I'm kicking myself for not trying this ten years ago but I think I was too scared of ruining my life, friends/social, always had roommates, etc. the std's were always the biggest scare though."}
+{"text":"Prep, semiglutides, etc. - we're pumping so much shit down people's throats that will have unknown long term side effects dude. who knows what's coming in 10 to 20. Liver/kidney/pancreatic - that stuff has to fuck your shit up in some way."}
+{"text":"Imagine taking any OTC med. It has some effects/side-effects. Multiply that many times over. That is what you will get with prep. It is not nicorette or something that you should think about taking casually."}
+{"text":"But in the meantime and future, what i do i do with the desire and craving? For what i have been seing in the last couple of years. It is only getting worsts. I love my gf but this is hard"}
+{"text":"Jerk off to it and leave it if she is important to you. Its just a physical stimulation and doesnt worth the risk, thats honestly the best advice i can give you"}
+{"text":"Full Frontal BWC: Show BWCs in this position"}
+{"text":"Cum-splattered butts. All kinds of asses are welcome as long as they've got cum on them."}
+{"text":"So not only do you spam your ugly ass on every thread but you don't even bother to post something that matches the thread theme. You are without a doubt the worst poster on hm"}
+{"text":"Big White Cock Thread Let's all enjoy and share our favorite juicy, big, white cocks on this thread. Bonus points to those who have and share their huge, white monsters on this thread."}
+{"text":"Need this badly"}
+{"text":"Good christ"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Do you prefer me at 185lbs (pic related) Or 200lbs (pic incoming) Age 39, 6’4”"}
+{"text":"kinda small hop on gear man"}
+{"text":"Which do you prefer? post ass so we can decide, your clitdick is telling me you're here for direct sperm deposit in your boipucci"}
+{"text":"Post dick and hole or GTFO"}
+{"text":"Post Hole. Post Hole. Post Hole. Post Hole."}
+{"text":"compare 15lb difference Are you a woman? I can swing 15 lbs in like 3 days"}
+{"text":"Continue the sexy cut meat thread here. Also if anyone knows what i should ask the doctor for if i want a circusmcion that looks like the in the picture attached tell me in the replies"}
+{"text":"Who is this? Would love to ride this cock raw!!"}
+{"text":"1) When posting something include the artist and character/show name. If it's part of a doujinshi or manga then give the name of that as well. 2) No loli or furry shit. 3) Ecchi, Yuri, and Yaoi Belong on their own boards. (/e/, /u/, and /y/) 4) All images must be of Japanese/\"Eastern\" origin and style. Images of \"Western\" origin and style will be removed. 5) If you want to make a request then take it to /r/. This board is for people who wish to contribute. If /r/ does not fill your request it is still not okay to post it here. If you contribute a decent amount of board-related material then feel free to request, but not before. 5.1) \"itt [ass/bj/whatever] thread\" and only posting one image is a request. Every global rule applies as well."}
+{"text":"More of her? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"}
+{"text":"Remember: All request threads belong on /r/."}
+{"text":"recommendations if i want my loli raped by a monster"}
+{"text":"[Sad News] The artist you thought would really nail your commission delivered something underwhelming at the deadline"}
+{"text":"KantaiCHADS continue to win by doing literally nothing! You can't force unpopular characters or properties to be popular by porn, anon, especially in the era of AI. If someone wants to crank it to a fat fucking pair of tits they have no real connection to, they have too many to choose from, and aren't likely to get attached to characters from a game they have not played and likely never will, especially with how much competition there is in the gacha space. You'd need a massive single push to make the property relevant, and I can't think of anything besides an entirely new game (preferably a real one) managing to do that a legacy property in such a crowded space. Godspeed and good luck and I hope you enjoy the art you get and all that, but your goal is not likely to bear any fruit."}
+{"text":"Holy sex. Whats the QRD on her?"}
+{"text":"Royal Witch from the same setting as Barbfu She's several hundred years old but maintains her youth through magical means (Physical age late 20s to early 30s). She's served the royal family for generations but recently she's grown tired of serving and wants to rule herself, so she's scheming to take over the kingdom by seducing the prince who's her student. From there Timeline A She successfully carries out her plans to overthrow the kingdom but because of all the sexual contact she had with the Prince during her seduction plan she's way too attached to his body to get rid of him like she had planned. So she just runs the kingdom and the prince gets to enjoy a comfy sex life. You'd only know she lost to the cock if you were a guard or maid stationed outside the royal bedchambers, everywhere else she maintains her haughty and proud demeanor. Timeline B Prince gets captured during a border skirmish by Barbfu and her plans go on hold until she can find the prince again or wait for the next generation I've got another OC planned that's intended to be the third and final option in this trio of characters who's the 'arranged marriage' partner. So basically it's like a love polygon/harem angle I guess with monogamous off ramps/timelines."}
+{"text":"Less so than loli, which is why they're both on /b/. You could argue horse cock is not the same as a whole horse, dildos are fine after all regardless of their shape."}
+{"text":"I did, here's my review: character ref good newer dataset good(except I can't gen characters like big tiddy sifu yixuan natively so only half a point) individual character prompts good even if they bleed a bit sometimes text prompts are pretty inconsistent especially if the text is long but still nice can only gen one at a time unless you dip into anlas even without upscaling(ultra fucking gay) prompt suggestion can be slow as shit and has nsfw filtered out UI missing some QoL compared to local style mixing kind of sucks compared to local need more than 10k anlas since I wasted most of them on character reference haha oops Newer dataset. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"monsterguys are clearly not bestiality"}
+{"text":"Also it's horse year and I forgot to post here during new years Very based, I was going to do just that a few days ago"}
+{"text":"I think so too, but some people don't really bother with the difference. Though I remember some guy on the aibooru with like 80% loli in his favorites complaining about one of my gens so that was funny. few days ago baka"}
+{"text":"Rules of the Thread, Please READ THEM 1. Post art sample when \"taking x requests\" and say what type of content you wouldn't draw. 2. Requests must satisfy general /h/ rules. 3. Only requested drawings should be posted, ignore and report off topic, drama, trolls 4. Do not bump, re-request, or second requests. 5. Be nice. If you want to critique art go to . 6. Use the edit thread for re-color/de-censor requests. 7. Wait for page 10 to make a new Drawt/h/read. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting Scarlet el Vandimion and Nanaka from Saigo ni Hitotsu dake Onegai shitemo Yoroshii deshou ka. Scarlet crawls over Nanaka and fondles his dick and balls. They are both naked and turned into wolfgirl and wolfboy with wolf tails and ears. Nanaka can also have a canine dick if you want"}
+{"text":"Requesting Cross (Xenoblade X Avatar) having sex with Elma in bent over position and Elma keep demanding for more"}
+{"text":"Basted fucked in doggystyle, wearing a leash which is pulled on from behind and she's in ecstasy from it (like tongue out, mouth open like a smile, drool, heart pupils)"}
+{"text":"Requesting Forrest (Fire Emblem Fates) having sex with a Hex Maniac. Whether she's on top or beneath him, she should also be more flat-chested than the 'typical variety'."}
+{"text":"Requesting Ibuki from Street Fighter captured during a mission and getting spitroasted and cummed in on both ends."}
+{"text":"Me on the left"}
+{"text":"If you don't like cock comparison you don't like NTS."}
+{"text":"I like it when the wife jerks off both cocks together so you can feel how inferior you are and what kind of cock your wife is gonna get impregnated by"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the latest Swinging Story by Babangida Yanagida? DMM is impossible for me to buy."}
+{"text":"Momcest thread, for all your Oedipus complex needs. This thread is for Mother-child blood related incest But, we will also allow Step moms Aunts Grandmothers So long as properly designated. What it is not for is Mom NTR Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Brutal"}
+{"text":"Different Anon, Anon."}
+{"text":"I find incestuous kissing hotter than sex, but incestuous pregnancy and birthing are huge bonuses."}
+{"text":"If you have sex for 12 hours+ then you or your partner are definitely doing something wrong lol. I like to think this is how many times they have sex after breaks, although even that wouldn't make sense because if you do that you'd be sore as hell."}
+{"text":"Then read the reply chain?"}
+{"text":"Are there any anime/games that you initially picked up solely because of the r34 of the characters? If so, how did it turn out? I first watched Gurren Lagann purely because of Yoko, and it ended up becoming one of my all-time favorites."}
+{"text":"Fire Emblem. I saw there were 20-30 cute girls per game from the fanart and got into it."}
+{"text":"I had the opposite experience funny enough. I didn't find FE girls hot until after I already got into the series. I remembered seeing Lyn on the cover of Nintendo Power as a kid and thinking nothing of it, then when I actually played her game I wanted to fuck her silly."}
+{"text":"Are you me?"}
+{"text":"Admitting to being a tourist/secondary Why would you ever do this?"}
+{"text":"nobody who matters in the least cares about it"}
+{"text":"Starting with the obvious Speed Racer while somewhat popular within boomers never had much hentai/r18"}
+{"text":"At this point anything that isn't typical flavor of the month Hoyo slop or its imitators or the standard Nintendo IPs might as well qualify. The state of 2D porn is direr than ever. Thank God for sloppa."}
+{"text":"ITT: Shit that makes you drop a hentai/doujinshi immediately. Not tags you blacklist, just tropes that kill your interest in continuing. For me it's Random fucking obsession with phimosis out of nowhere I don't think the average nip understands what phimosis actually is, must be some cultural shit. It's way too common of a trope to just be some guy's niche fetish."}
+{"text":"I mean... yes of course it would eventually turn into a shitshow"}
+{"text":"redd*t t*p**g retarded newfag calling everyone reddit every time."}
+{"text":"The thread is shit because it was made by an insecure Redditor desperately trying to fit in as only Redditors sperg out about paragraph because trannies programmed them to do it."}
+{"text":"try again in English esl-kun"}
+{"text":"lol you have to censor yourself now? Just begone, pest."}
+{"text":"is this fan no hitori? which lora are you using?"}
+{"text":"Good guess but now it's a schizo lora/prompt mix of takeda hiromitsu,obui, konno tohiro, mil xration, honjou raita, and miyamoto issa."}
+{"text":"/hdg/ is dead, let's make another one"}
+{"text":"oohh splotchiruuu~ n.n"}
+{"text":"Hololive, Nijisanji, Vshojo, Phase Connect, indies - it doesn't matter If they're Vtubers, post 'em"}
+{"text":"I'm Back, made a test; expect possible audio fuckups since the free splitters can fuck up and my editing is also amateur level, just a proof of concept (there's an initial \"huh\" from the dude that wasnt cut out, but i couldnt be bothered since the splitter has a damn cooldown; also could have cut the credits lol) NoMusic pixeldrain /u/jAaZfBU4 MusicVersion pixeldrain /u/PcsAtWP7 cowgirl best girl"}
+{"text":"I clicked on a Telegram link in your spreadsheet and it gave me the old “This channel can’t be displayed because it was used to spread pornographic content” :( Do your plans include classic hentai down the line, eg: La Blue Girl, Twin Angels, Venus 5, Urotsukidoji, etc? I’m not even sure if upscaling can be done on older stuff like that without issues, but it just crossed my mind. Love that you’re doing this regardless. The very thought of content disappearing into obscurity always comes with a tinge of sadness, especially now we’re in the internet age."}
+{"text":"Inyouchuu 2880p: pixeldrain /l/6xyf5Xre Dearest Blue 3240p: pixeldrain /l/5wA3LNTw Moonlight Lady 1890p: pixeldrain /l/qgZVm5f5 Maken no Hime wa Ero Ero desu 2880p: pixeldrain /l/ESL1AszR"}
+{"text":"what causes it? increased framerate?"}
+{"text":"Your work is excellent and greatly appreciated. Please consider upscaling Glass the Movie and/or New Glass the Movie by t japan, 720p doesn't do them justice."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Discuss all forms of NTR themed images, manga, anime, doujinshi, visual novels, games, etc. Guide & definitions: OVA recommendations: Smut recommendations: RPG Games List: Translated Visual Novels List: Untranslated Visual Novels List: Game Devs List:"}
+{"text":"I was about to say then you get Laliberte, but he also delayed his next release."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is that and where's Guda? He makes for the perfect cuck."}
+{"text":"Terasu has Power Pros, rasson has Shiho from Girls und Panzer. What other artists have a favorite/muse?"}
+{"text":"Ankoman and Fate, especially his mentally ill obsession with Astolfo."}
+{"text":"Mogudan has been doing Ayanami for 30+ years, Black Dog has been fixated on Sailor Moon for 32+ years"}
+{"text":"How many choregraphed songs are there even? I see korean BJs dance to the same playlist over and over all the time."}
+{"text":"Or, you know, the motion is overused because its that good."}
+{"text":"I would but I've deleted them from my collection and refuse to dedicate any brain power to remembering their creators. If you can't do something as simple as focus on a twerking girl's ass during the literal twerking-dedicated portion of a song/dance, then you might as well not exist. Pic related, the most recent video to earn my ire."}
+{"text":"for me it's when they do an upskirt camera angle but the girl isn't even wearing a skirt or panties what's the point?"}
+{"text":"Bass Knight is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not"}
+{"text":"For the sexy shipgirls bonus for Kongou class no blacked or queen of spades cringe ai allowed in moderation"}
+{"text":"Admiral playing with a flight deck"}
+{"text":"I'd rather inspect torpedo tubes and do test fittings."}
+{"text":"Is google reverse image search now going completely down the shitter? I'm not talking about the quality. Three of my searches were denied. I first assumed it was because of questionable content, but pic rel was also denied. A most generic hentai picture. Another blocked picture search I did was sfw crop (with the source being actually straight shota) So if it's because of content, then google apparently checks both the provided image and results. Bing is shit Yandex is ok Saucenao and similar services are useless for crops. [spoiler]Source is 本編】『沙綾の取引先』 (Pixiv Fanbox)[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"IQDB has been working better for me recently, but it seems to be getting DDoS'd today. The queue is like 250 users long."}
+{"text":"Yeah, IQDB still works on danbooru/gelbooru but saucenao has fallen far from its status as the catch-all reverse image search engine."}
+{"text":"Blame the Canadians for actually uploading CP"}
+{"text":"Beaten too it. I know a guy who was a coder for Microsoft a Asian guy and I've worked in tech so I've got a pretty good understanding of what work they do. Apparently, part of the reason for the mass layoffs there isn't just Ai its basically jeets scammed their way into jobs. So 500 Jeets apply for a job and perhaps 20 of them can actually do the job properly. They have a HUGE ingroup bias of only hiring other jeets so often its cousins of cousins hiring or \"oh I lived in Delhi too\". So they were and are lying about their credentials. For those of you on the left thinking this is just some massive racist, nope my best friend in Highschool was Indian. So allegedly something Microsoft couldn't do is legally fire these clowns without proof and it would take months or years to write them all up because they all cover for one another. Microsoft being run or at least owned by smart people figured it was easier to do a mass layoff. They had teams of 30-50 people or more where only 2 or 3 of the \"coders\" could actually code sufficiently for the job. That's how bad the fraud was / is. Google also infested with \"quality\" jeet programming is getting as buggy as microsoft despite its OS such as android being much more basic and based off open source (probably the only reason its still running). Googles also run by woke Idealogues \"sex bad, naked woman bad\". Oh but Trannies good or something. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AI doesn't help matters either"}
+{"text":"New chapter coming in a week"}
+{"text":"Should, yes. But they've been late before. But I'll be obsessively refreshing the Pizazz webpage after midnight JST as usual in any case. For me it's a tossup between Yukie and Ruriko, but I'll give it to Ruriko. I say Ruriko because her antics actually have her son respond to them and it's awesome."}
+{"text":"I don't think that means anything when it comes to the pizazz website, they post whenever they like, they don't seem to have a set timer unlike when its released digitally"}
+{"text":"Also why Yukie too?"}
+{"text":"Also random question, but what color would you say Yukie's hair is? It's like its close to purple, but not quite"}
+{"text":"I like the moms that are openly sluts, and she has the benefit of having a son that's openly a perv."}
+{"text":"There is one from the SF4 era where Chun-li is undercover at a brothel and runs into Ryu. Due to some contrived reason, she has to pretend he's a john and they have to bang to keep her cover."}
+{"text":"Nope. Because I was an idiot and figured since they were on a forum they were basically logged already. Then the forum site itself went under. Hence another reason I don't blame people for not believing me."}
+{"text":"Yes, exactly."}
+{"text":"YES! Female undercover cop having to bang in order to keep her cover. Bonus points if she starts getting real into it during. More of that please."}
+{"text":"I know for a lot of the guys in here, the breeding aspect and humiliation of it is the real driving force behind this fetish, so it is cool to see the other side of that as well."}
+{"text":"Its reassuring to hear that, Im pretty sure a lot of the hentai authors in Asia are more into the gore and straight up snuff. Ofc, so long as they keep making the Goblin dicks look so delicious, Ill probably keep gooning."}
+{"text":"I mean, light ryona at worst for me. Like, scratches and bruises from defeat are hot, but I hate death of dismemberment."}
+{"text":"All those years later... ...she's still best girl still the GOAT!"}
+{"text":"\"Danheim\" is a fucking moron and a hack who doesn't know the first thing about the mythology he's ripping off. t. Norwegian with a more than passing interest in Norse age history and myth"}
+{"text":"I love this hentai but for my own sanity I have to believe there's been something better or similarly good in this style over the years. Right? Right? It can't have peaked here. That'd be so sad. The art style is gorgeous and it's not afraid to get dark"}
+{"text":"It's interesting. In the series, especially when you get into the sequel series, they designed the girls to be skinny with lots of muscle definition, but with large tits. Whereas, in the game, the girls are designed to be a lot more soft and squishy, sometimes looking a bit pudgy even, (by late 90's/early 00's standards that is), with tits relatively proportionate to their size, although still big. The guys are similar. In the series they're muscular, lean and fit. Not ultra huge and jacked like your typical ntr rapist, but also not skinny like a teenage Japanese boy. Well, at first. In the later episodes Minase started looking a lot skinnier to where Takashiro looked bigger than him. But in the game, that's almost exactly how they're designed. Skinny, muscle less Japanese school boys. Which makes the girls oftentimes appear bigger than the guys, which is kinda hot in it's own way."}
+{"text":"Comparing the full-nude standing illustrations from the game and anime versions. The game version's character design for the Sei Shoujo has been skillfully adapted to Yoshiten's character design."}
+{"text":"Bible Black is good but severely overrated."}
+{"text":"Straight, explicit sexual content oriented for a female audience, typically made by women. Previous thread: the male must be attractive the picture must be focused on the male the female must be present in the picture and have sexual contact with the male the female may or may not be attractive as well, or a faceless girl self-insert she may also be the focus, but preferably not more than the male unexaggerated proportions are preferable content of Asian origin and anime/manga art style, western art goes here: No yuri, no yaoi, no faceless dudes, no shota, no loli, no futa, no derailing thread. Thank you. Tip: Before you ask for the source of an image, use reverse image search sites such as iqdb.org, trace.moe, or sauceNAO.com to find what you need. Do not post solo male pictures even if it is meant to be straight, since those are considered /y/ content in this site and could get easily deleted. Do not post /c/ or /cm/ content either (anything that is not porn). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever get sad that theres nothing of specific versions of characters? Like I really wish there was stuff of ocarina of time ganondorf, everything is shit with the old man versions.."}
+{"text":"Okay, bato is down..."}
+{"text":"The Jews Did This"}
+{"text":"it's been down for awhile, use .si"}
+{"text":"more nipple play please"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Thread Rules: - Respect /h/ and global rules. - Do not troll or derailing the thread. - Do not make more than one request. - You must supply references and specify what edits you want made. - If your request was not fulfilled in the previous thread, do not just post a link to that request in this thread. Instead, re-state your request and re-post your reference. - No bumping or seconding requests. - Be patient. Some edits can take a great deal of time. - Be kind to the editors. They're giving their time to do this for you. - Always thank the editors for fulfilling your request. - Constructive criticism is welcome. Editors Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting pubic hair and tattoo removal +decensor"}
+{"text":"Requesting FF7's Scarlet in cowgirl position with her dress top pulled down enough to expose her nipples and the skirt pulled to the side so the there's a good view of her riding the guy's dick. Also have her smoking from a fancy cigarette holder while she's riding him. Something like the pose in the bottom left pic."}
+{"text":"Shit, wrong thread. Meant for the drawthread."}
+{"text":"the delete button exists for that reason, use it"}
+{"text":"Requesting decensored edit."}
+{"text":"Thread for posting Gifs and Webms of Hentai. Post either your favorite clips or scenes or just something you want to share."}
+{"text":"NTA, maybe I'm a just a basic bitch, but I just use Paint and the Print Screen button to make my stitches."}
+{"text":"I was never quite that non-technical with stitching, but I did start with using GIMP to do everything manually. That method is fine for simple panning shots going in cardinal directions (up, down, left, right), but once you start adding diagonals and/or curvature to the panning, the process of aligning all the frames in the stitch becomes insanely fucking tedious. Image Composite Editor was a game-changer for me in that regard."}
+{"text":"You're right! I primarily focus on cardinal directions for my stitches. But the reason I don't do diagonals is because I'm kind of a perfectionist and I'm not the biggest fan of seeing edges on my stitches. Not that I think they're wrong or a mark of bad stitching or anything and actually a lot of times seeing the edges shows me just how much effort someone has put into a stitch, especially when animated. I just like the look of a clean line. Whenever I've done diagonals I would always crop it to be straight for this reason, but then you can miss a large chunk of the picture which sucks. So yeah, for more complex stitching your way it probably better."}
+{"text":"Fake NTR (or NTR) is there to spice your jealousy, your desire to reclaim and also your superiority/inferiority. It's where to \"NTR is the purest form of true love\" joke comes from. Yeah, but competing against another man and proving your superiority is the archetypical scenario by itself. In those, the girl doesn't typically talk about how (true or false) she's getting fucked by the other male and how much she loves it. The idea of being cucked is still clearly a key appeal point in fake NTR. Putting an uppity girl in her place or winning a girl that another man wants doesn't need the girl whispering lewdly in your ear how much she loves taking another guy's cock."}
+{"text":"RJ01512797 Normally I'm not into loli works, but some anon shared this one a few thread ago and it has 優越感煽り so I gave it a try. Just as I replied, yes, it's real dangerous when even the loli knows how to seduce you using that \"only you can enjoy our bodies\" tactic. The absurd premise is that the country is testing a new system to take care of poor lolicon by assigning loli to live together with them. Being the lucky one to be the first tester, you get to live with twins who fell in love with you at first sight. Each track features different rewards that the girls ensure only you can enjoy. My favorite is when they talk about the news that there is protest on this system on how little girl shouldn't be treated like onahole; but in reality it's just from other lolicon who are not chosen and so are jealous of you. The ectasy that you have the right to enjoy any loli on the street, as you cum from the blowjob of one girl while other is slurping your ears. Funnily enough, the system is putting on hold later due to excess protests against it, which ensures that no one shall have to experience it again. Except you of course, since the twins already swear their loves to you. Mimori Aino and Minase combo works wonderfully again. Ear licking, fella, whispering, kissing and sex are all on point. Love to see this combi in オトヨメ works too."}
+{"text":"get hard from being defeated (getting stolen and might not be able to satisfy his girl again) = desire to reclaim"}
+{"text":"Learn something new everyday. Suppose I shouldn't be surprised it gets hate. Seems like anything that isn't hard NTR or pure vanilla is in this unfortunate middle area that neither side likes much. 'Tis a pity, I like these kinds of works myself"}
+{"text":"I love her, but shes evil"}
+{"text":"tkx"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Having tits on men is such a turn off."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Continuing on from last time; what's this lore I hear about Elves being born from some kind of Giant?"}
+{"text":"Always"}
+{"text":"So I did a brief review of Kuroinu, specifically of Vult. Which of the nine girls did he personally enjoy as spoils of war? Not as many as you'd think. And for most of them being virgins, he only despoils the elf monarchs. Anyways, here's my tabulation."}
+{"text":"Thoughts, you'd think for someone leading a war party, he'd make a point to cum in each of his rivals, and to be the one to be the first for the virgins. But he seems much more content to be a giant dick to each one (except Claudia, who he NEVER MEETS). Even when he fucks a princess, it's always to some goal being a personal jackass rather than the sex itself."}
+{"text":"I like Vult in the hentai more desu"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone likes any of the male characters from the VNs and the anime just removed all of it because it's just infuriating to watch/read in context. I don't think it's even Kuroinu issue so much as a Liquid Nexton writing issue. they are all very feminine coded - they are bragging about beating up women and children after drugging them, torturing them whilst they are sick, and jumping them with a 100 dudes. it's just pure bruh - how pathetic can they be? and the girl still somehow kills like 10 of them still anyway. but the guys are all insufferably smug and sadistic. and meanwhile the girl is the most polite reasonable person imaginable or if they aren't polite it's because the guys literally are pure evil and would be polite if they weren't such utter demons."}
+{"text":"General translation thread. Here you can make translation requests, ask for advice, or share ongoing work. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I immediately ran into an issue on this one, as the title calls Artoria by a nickname that's based on a pun in Japanese. It takes the word for father (父上/chichiue) and replaces the first kanji with another of the same reading (乳), which means \"breast,\" while the second kanji means \"above/upper.\" I assume father has to do with her status as an actual father, and it seems the whole pun is poking fun at this version of her (Lancer) having exposed upper breasts. Regular and Alter Artoria Lancer even have distinctions with 上乳上 and 下乳上, which basically mean \"upper exposed breast\" and \"lower exposed breast,\" referring to the locations of their, ah, boob windows. With that explanation out of the way, I'm just going to refer to her as Artoria Lancer. 1 A-all right... That's it, c'mere... Please, give me another good breeding today... H-hurry it up... Before anyone finds us... Artoria Lancer is completely hooked on honest-to-god goblin breeding sex 2 Nnhhh! Hohh... So deep... Ahh, there it is... There's that goblin coCCKK...! 3 Oh! Ohh! Now those are genuine baby-making thrusts... So you really are trying to get me pregnant...? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Am I allowed to make and post a translation on exhentai of something fakku technically owns, but doesn't have an english translation of?"}
+{"text":"hey guys i wanted to ask for your advice/opinion there's several doujins i've been looking forward to for a long time, that are just not getting translated... i'm starting to lose hope, so i thought maybe i should just MTL them myself now when i say MTL i don't just feed it to a program and let it churn out the shitty barely comprehensible, content-aware brushed slop translation i simply translate every single line manually, one by one, using chatgpt or whatever, proofread it, make sue it makes sense, then manually transplant it in the page after cleaning it up with photoshop it's still not as good as a real translation, but it's pretty good enough i think... now i actually did this before with a doujin, and, unexpectedly, i was dogpiled for doing so i don't know, i think i did a pretty good job, honestly... but i guess people just hate MTLs on sight regardless of quality. and that's fair Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"*expectedly, sorry it was EXPECTED that it'd happen, i'm not that much of an idiot to think an MTL would not get hate!"}
+{"text":"A thread about the hot girls in MHA. Bonus for Lady Nagant no ntr no blacked or Queen of Spades no drama"}
+{"text":"It's incredible how much of a massive fucking whore setsuna is, with that fuckmeat body of hers"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Fencer of Minerva? Personally, I liked it pretty well. Yeah, it's derivative of Gor and seems like it's not sure whether it wants to deconstruct fetishization of sex slavery or play it straight, but it's pretty hot and has a surprisingly strong plot and rounded characters."}
+{"text":"I do occasionally enjoy some gargantuan tatas but it has become a bit silly"}
+{"text":"The gor novels have awful writing, as the series goes on it starts to repeat sentences so it can reach a word quota"}
+{"text":"Wdym?"}
+{"text":"Like their personal fluffers."}
+{"text":"I think we can infer from canon that they'd be more concerned with their pleasure than that. Sure, we can assume that they'd demand submission from their slaves, but they wouldn't be selfish about it. Speaking of which, I wonder how a newly-purchased slave might react to see the Queen start referring to her husband as \"master\" when they were away from prying eyes."}
+{"text":"Teenagers, with Asagi being a tad bit older than Sakura. The games will never specify an exact age when it comes to the students."}
+{"text":"Yes, I just started reading it and it seems Murasaki and Sakura are first years so probably 15? That would make Asagi like 17."}
+{"text":"no pooma presence"}
+{"text":"what did you think of the Pool scene her unable to breath air but needing to breathe in cum was quite a fun modification"}
+{"text":"Hnng, my wife Annerose is so cute in her bunny outfit."}
+{"text":"you know what this is, discuss about this, i wan to know what you all think about it, if you have any share, with source ofc. sons friend young neighbor cousins son woman with that fetish and any other you might know about"}
+{"text":"I hate that this never got a sequel"}
+{"text":"ara ara is best when the male is in his late teens/early 20's."}
+{"text":"Character in the op is underage. Don't let the cock fool you."}
+{"text":"You don't belong here faggot"}
+{"text":"new here. what is the code for ? Thx ahead"}
+{"text":"Old thread: What's this? Fap Hero (FH) is like Guitar Hero but instead, you jack off to the beat. It's a game and it's also a challenge. How do I play this? fap to the beat stroke up & down every beat (easy modo: 1 stroke each beat) YCYL (You Cum You Lose) focus on the monitor no pausing Don't cheat. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Psychosplash's fap hero has her as the host."}
+{"text":"he doesn't know that being multiorgasmic is better than being a gooner"}
+{"text":"Oh wow I didn't know that a general of this existed, I've been creating [spoiler]and deleting[/spoiler] fap heroes for myself this past year, I guess I've reached a new coomer level."}
+{"text":"Idk if it's just FW4 being weird and shit but the funscript for Gyaru Festival is pretty meh. Heck I feel like every script that isn't just a simple up and down is better than most of the ones that people put effort in to with varied stroke lenghts."}
+{"text":"Jork is in here and he can answer that question if not then i will answer it for him... He don't follow the beatbar when he does his scripts he follows what the screen is showing with \"a little\" meaning on the beats of the song... So yeah if you want the usual \"Up and down\" of a Fap Hero that need to be then don't use JorkFH scripts because he want to \"innovate\" and not be 100% accurate on what the beatbar shows... What i can suggest? Ask other FapHero script crators to do a 100% accurate script with how it need to be played..."}
+{"text":"make character save character load character all of the body sliders change from what I set them. Am I retarded? Was there some option I was supposed to tick?"}
+{"text":"On ai shoujo i can't fucking run i can only walk slowly"}
+{"text":"nevermind i figured it out, stupid mod i enabled"}
+{"text":"Did you mess with any of the bonemod options at any point?"}
+{"text":"Reality is much less interesting, I added the chara morph optional mod and it was just fucking with everything. Turning it off fixed my issues instantly."}
+{"text":"Thread for BBC related content What kind of content are we allowed to post? Original art, edits, anime-styled game screenshots, and template sharing are allowed. Vanilla and NTR content are welcomed. Guidelines to follow. PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING: Follow /h/ rules Raceplay content involving racist slurs, other races/ethnicity except the bull and girl, or hateful remarks on any race/ethnicity is NOT allowed (Black Male Property, Refugees Welcome, Snowbunny, and etc. tattoos are fine) Content and discussion mentioning BNWO, Black New World Order, and race/ethnicity statistics is NOT allowed Subtle edits are NOT allowed (Casual Wear edits that are very clear and obvious are fine) Discussing your thoughts on an image's content, waifus, or new ideas for content is welcomed HOWEVER; Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you guys still do koikatsu type requests or has everyone just moved on to AI gen?"}
+{"text":"do you happen to have a webm where shes in lingerie and comes back with a qos tattoo on her breast? ive been searching for it everywhere"}
+{"text":"Because this tradition shall not be forgotten Previous thread Rape doujins /g/537497 /g/333734 Cyclone's Nanoha doujinshi"}
+{"text":"What's going on with gelbooru? The rape tag is coming up completely empty."}
+{"text":"Nevermind, some account settings reset for whatever reason, I'm dumb. These guys get it."}
+{"text":"God, I love it when they cry."}
+{"text":"I love when mahou shoujo get raped!"}
+{"text":"What a cuck"}
+{"text":"Weird that the MC starts like a fucking rapist but by chapter 20 he turns into le Nice guy Fag"}
+{"text":"Random rant but one of the things that I find frustrating about grenze lately is all the human rape. I really enjoyed eden's ritter because its a high-quality, dark tentacle/monster fetish focused game. Id been playing grenze for a while and I loved pulling for new characters and getting hot tentacle or plant or slugs or orcs scenes cause so few games lean into these fetishes. But so many of the new CGs and events are humans raping the girls. Every porn gacha has normal rape, why would I pick this one if thats what your gonna offer me?"}
+{"text":"Every gacha has rape How innocent of you.... Barely none have actual rape, just super vanilla stuff. As a firm proponent of the anti-tentacle act, I still don't quite understand the lack of monsters (orcs basically) as of lately... Having humans raping them I think it's not bad at all, because at the end of the day, we still get good Waffle art, unless we get one of the horrendous artists that I don't know how they even got hired in the first place... Some characters like the cow one are just plain awful, it feels like I am watching an AI generated version of a bad drawing."}
+{"text":"you know what I do like the human rape, but only if it actually has something cool if it's just normal gangrape, who cares. ER2 had some good some bad. The more guro-expression ones with the nipple fucking and the ear pick irrumatio was really good."}
+{"text":"don't get me wrong, the eden ritter can have some hot human on human stuff, I'm just complaining about the gacha's lack of variety lately. The last 5 characters released all have at least one of their sex scenes as human x human stuff and it seems kind of silly considered the series has like 20 monsters to pick from."}
+{"text":"oh yeah I completely agree. didn't play the gacha but that sucks. ER is known for its tentacle/monster fucking aspect idk what they were thinking probably just cheaper to draw that"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Was wondering when she was going to start getting paizuri art. Not a big gachafag but I do like some of their designs."}
+{"text":"NEED"}
+{"text":"You can buy on Esty along with a safe for toddlers room version."}
+{"text":"I bought 20 of each"}
+{"text":"If I am the one to do it ok. Good! If it's popular they may make other designs of Liru."}
+{"text":"Just picked up a few hentai cels from Kite, Words Worth and Mezzo Forte. All from the pre-digital era. Gotta appreciate some poor sap had to animate the cum. On that note I've have not seen cels from Hentais like Bible Black or Immoral sisters, were they never released (destroyed)?"}
+{"text":"they will be at some point. cels will only degrade."}
+{"text":"What would be the point? I'm pretty sure they made thousands of these during a production. Some whale outbid me $5,000 to $400 over the Kite cel of Sawa getting porked on the bed. As this anon  said, you'd be retarded to invest big money into these things as they were never ment to last and will eventually degrade. Here's just a drawing from \"A kite\""}
+{"text":"Some of the cels also came with the under-drawings too."}
+{"text":"thanks for sharing these, Mezzo forte is an all time favorite, so i think these are pretty cool, it would be awesome if you could share more"}
+{"text":"This is awesome anon, where did you buy the cels from? I'd love to get some eventually."}
+{"text":"Credit card companies have been bullying smaller companies and sites for *questionable* content for years. Now they've got Steam by the balls."}
+{"text":"when do people consent to tentacles?"}
+{"text":"I was wondering why there has been so little content since last month. Thousands of titles are missing. F."}
+{"text":"I need to buy a melonbooks digital release to translate it but it won't let me. How do people buy them nowadays? Is there someone here who can help me?"}
+{"text":"consentacles is a huge genre"}
+{"text":"It's all in the Project 2025 Christian Retard Agenda"}
+{"text":"Pastebin: rentryDOTco/249zu Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Honestly no, I've never run into it. DGD stuff is hard to find because there is no tag for it."}
+{"text":"I've read it. It's great, but I agree that the whole pretending to be a woman thing was unnecessary. Ending is amazing though. I wish this fetish was more common and done this well more often"}
+{"text":"Woman being treated like cow by strapping her to milking machine. No milk produced is okay. Bonus point for cowprint costume. Also bonus point if she's being railed while being milked. No futa or AI-generated image please."}
+{"text":"IDOLM@STER Thread Previous iM@s thread"}
+{"text":"Tall Women dominated buy guy shorter than them. Man was given the drive to conquer the tallest mountains Man was given a want to fell the largest trees. The Story of Mating Irresponsibly with a Witch Hired for the Party by fujoujoshi"}
+{"text":"tree huggers..."}
+{"text":"For posting cute and sexy magical girls. Because nothing is hotter than corrupting the avatars of purity. no ntr shit no queen of spades or blacked shit no drama"}
+{"text":"I fucking love magical girls!"}
+{"text":"Thread to post the sexy hashira or related demons Bonus for Nezuko no ntr shit no blacked shit or QoSpades cringe no drama"}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"The guy won at life!"}
+{"text":"That's enough, you have to knock on the door! We don't do that in northern europe"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"Tell us why (i have my idea)"}
+{"text":"They seem caring and sweet"}
+{"text":"Everyone seems friendly, welcoming, and straightforward. They're passionate about whatever it is they're doing and proud of themselves and their culture in a way that doesn't usually come off as stuck up or looking down on others about it. They're usually portrayed as a very friendly, occasionally pushy, but well meaning teddy bear of a person. Someone who's proud of their background but still open to new experiences. Insensitive not out of malice but out of genuine ignorance and willing to be corrected. It's essentially all the stereotypes of the loud, obviously american tourist just portrayed positively, it feels kind of encouraging in a weird way. Also all their woman are big boobed bombshells. I wish those kinds of tits were the norm over here."}
+{"text":"He kinda looks like Onani Master Kurosawa here."}
+{"text":"op this game is is actually great"}
+{"text":"Just curious if anyone has this or if the anon happens to be here. It was an uncensored version of AI, the Demon, and the Curse of Lust. The link was on f95 but when I went back to check the thread got nuked for some reason."}
+{"text":"Probably make another Ai thread on /v/ just to lure the anon who made it out"}
+{"text":"fucking Hanabi all these publishers are scummy"}
+{"text":"I love uncensored hentai"}
+{"text":"Ok, seriously, wtf is going on? Why is the thread  closed again? It wasn't autosaging, there wasn't any illegal material, no off-topic shit, and yet it's closed. It wasn't at the bottom of page 10 either - there are threads on this board that are still alive without a single new message in 4 days, but that thread had new messages every single day. Janny, would you care to explain?"}
+{"text":"what is even happening here"}
+{"text":"I'm a Japanese creator making a bio-punk hentai manga. This is my original character, \"Altana-chan.\" Looking for some feedback! The image I've attached is a page from the draft I'm currently working on! Do you think the international community will embrace this when it's released? I'd love to know if you think it has global appeal."}
+{"text":"I want advice. I'm not making a hentai but I'm making a manga and I want to know how you draft panels and pace story"}
+{"text":"I usually write out a rough plot in text first, then move on to the \"name\" (storyboard). Since I often come up with ideas at work when I can't draw, I just jot them down quickly and polish them later. By the time I start the storyboard, the overall structure is already set. So, I spend most of my time focusing on the presentation—thinking about how to make each scene look as cool as possible. I love it when a single page feels like a complete, beautiful piece of art, and I always try to include a \"hook\" that makes the reader dying to flip to the next page. Figuring out those details is definitely the best part! I’m still an amateur myself, so I shouldn't sound too big-headed. But I’d love to see your manga sometime! Let’s give it our best together!"}
+{"text":"I'd read that if you go crazy with biopunk, I'm talking about sentient tentacle clothing, mechs being puppetted by shoggoths, silt striders, women turning themselves into futas using bio strap ons, etc."}
+{"text":"The story is structured like a 'product description' for 'Alterna-chan'—a biotech-manufactured sex bot. How they exist, how they are used, and what eventually happens to them... The whole plot is built around those questions. The scenario gives me similar vibes to the replicants in Blade Runner."}
+{"text":"Bump for reading"}
+{"text":"Women getting molested (preferably on trains)"}
+{"text":"NO momshit, NO cousinshit, and NO insekishit. Prev:"}
+{"text":"Nigga, these are all Asian artists. The first two are Japanese and the third one is Vietnamese."}
+{"text":"faggot, share the artist name and the title of the work, I'm sick of useless dead links when I come to check them a couple months later"}
+{"text":"Stop living in the UK then (C81) [Kinbou Sokai (Konmori)] Norusoru [English] [DesuDesu] (C81) [近傍租界 (こんもり)] のるそる [英訳]"}
+{"text":"That'll do nicely anon."}
+{"text":"Okay, did my homework, I see a version in Java (wtf) a version in Redot and some unity dev explaining graphics. A guy is high while making it, some dude is autistic and the last showcase of progress was two months ago.... Then here I am planning to use JS... Its cool we all got the same idea at the same time but maybe I should sit out this one. No point in racing the other devs and ending up with a million versions all at different states of completion with different technologies Seems like /h/ is where the party's at Ill do something else and by the time im back if you guys don't have a demo... >:["}
+{"text":"Then here I am planning to use JS RPG Maker dev detected."}
+{"text":"Java (wtf) Don't forget that Minecraft is written in Java. It just werks."}
+{"text":"And it's single-threaded to this day. Same as Factorio, albeit for different reasons (the programmers being C++ victims who don't understand arena allocations, meaning their objects are placed wherever, meaning that threads constantly invalidate each others caches, meaning that performance gets worse than on a single thread). it just werks has always been the cope of those too afraid to learn how broken software truly is."}
+{"text":"I have no excuses"}
+{"text":"It's been 5 years since Jin's last post, and many still think he died from COVID, others from an earthquake. The truth is, there's no information, and even more so these days, NTR artists and manga artists are looked down upon by many people. These days, many of us are using MTSP/Jin girls in both regular drawings and AI, since some people have trained a LoRa to imitate Jin's style to a certain extent. Although I occasionally see Sakiko-san on E-Hentai in a fan comic, I mostly see Kyouka and her daughters (especially Yuika) (Koharu isn't far behind, seeming to be the closet pervert). Since we know almost nothing about the Tanemori-san family, few dare to create fan art of them, either digitally or in AI. So, for the time being, everyone on Pixiv, X, and other platforms like animations on Iwara, Patreon, or even other artists is trying to bring back Sakiko-san, Tachibana-san, and Tanemori-ke in one way or another through different stories, images, and interpretations."}
+{"text":"tells the same story over and over again that's... 95% of porn, anon. Most overused trope is \"Nice cock you got there, virgin-kun. Mind if I suck on it?\"."}
+{"text":"Most overused trope is \"Nice cock you got there, virgin-kun. Mind if I suck on it?\". And the story doesn't take itself seriously."}
+{"text":"Jin has such a rare captivating magic. For example Kyouka getting defeated by the cock will never get boring no matter how many decades pass."}
+{"text":"Girls getting it on in public places bonus for the yoru mac girl or fast food places"}
+{"text":"Strong men seeding prime fertility goddesses as God intended. Bonus for impregnation No NTR shit No Queen of Spades cringe but blacks are welcome AI allowed in moderation"}
+{"text":"A thread to post hot nuns and holy women like mikos"}
+{"text":"What do you think about doujin about single mothers and other young but slutty women? I found this quite hot with the gyaru single mom 608519 594702 595981"}
+{"text":"Any good doujin or manga about single mothers?"}
+{"text":"let me know"}
+{"text":"No NTR or cheating, just a nice relationship either way MILFs Also First Post on 4Chan"}
+{"text":"Challenge: There has never been a successful Rent-A-Girlfriend or Chizuru thread on /h/ People have all sorts of feelings about this show, but we forget the most important thing...Chizuru is hot and I should post pics of her hotness. Join me if you like. Or your favorite girl from...wait what are we calling it? Kanojo, Okarishimasu... Kanokari... かのかり or just Rent-A-Girlfriend? (man they have so many names for the same thing, it's no wonder finding the best stuff is time consuming) Bonus points: +5 generally good pics, +10 pts for speech bubbles/storyline in the pic, +25 points for animated, +50 pts for human drawn, +1000 points & Diamond VIP status for 3d model with link to printable stl (yeah right); 2x multiplier for prostitution, stripping, bdsm, & slutwear"}
+{"text":"Santa needs to relax after all that work with one more special delivery"}
+{"text":"Groping during sex, nipple twists, milkplay, sleep molesting, forced titfucks. Anything goes, but bonus points if it focuses on the groping/molesting part of grabbing the tiddies."}
+{"text":"Side note: fucking hate the captcha (dont want to sign up, obviously, i just post once in a while)"}
+{"text":"more nipple fuck!"}
+{"text":"Post them all Xeno (Xenogears, Xenosaga, Xenoblade) girls in here."}
+{"text":"It amazes me how little porn Xenoblade gets in comparison to everything else, and how SFM is counts are a negative number."}
+{"text":"Xenoblade is just a good game not to corrupt"}
+{"text":"A sex party where everyone gets their own couple. No one gets left behind. A fair system for all. Must be three or more couples, because there's already a thread for two couples (omemeo thread)"}
+{"text":"Gelbooru bros..."}
+{"text":"fairly certain the general aoc is still 14, it's just that in cases where there are large age gaps and the other person holds a position of power ( teacher, guardian, caregiver etc ) over the younger person that it becomes an issue otherwise it's fine so long as the 14 year old consents and there is no exploitation involved, at 16 there no such stipulations and is considered the general aoc in most of EU afaik"}
+{"text":"Do you guys know whether Gelbooru changes the order of images every time you search a tag? I was going page by page downloading any art I liked, the browser crashed and I went to the page I was in (like 190-195), but now the order seems to be completely different. What do I do now?"}
+{"text":"Why is every old hentai site dying"}
+{"text":"because you blocked the ads"}
+{"text":"I don't think so.."}
+{"text":"i uhhhhh i dont know how else to put it this type shit"}
+{"text":"/e/ is a dead board that has a new thread every 2 months you retard"}
+{"text":"perfect for this dead thread then eh"}
+{"text":"Saucenao is not working for me."}
+{"text":"fix your shit then"}
+{"text":"Just Muscular Girls -No Skinny or fat ones - The other rules of the board"}
+{"text":"of course"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"holy shit i love yuugi"}
+{"text":"I love her more"}
+{"text":"let's talk about ntr H-games"}
+{"text":"how to speed run scars of summer? i just activate the event and skip day?"}
+{"text":"why do jeets love ntr games so much sir?"}
+{"text":"Tell me good ones from the cuckquean's pov"}
+{"text":"Black rune. Chances are the game ain't coming out because the dev has been 'working' on it for a few years now. That scene looks to be from 2021. But if you throw a comment on his cien, he might get off his ass."}
+{"text":"this game and this scene especially was so hot is there any other game like it"}
+{"text":"Also grabbed a background from models resource, plus a little personal touch"}
+{"text":"Also obligatory blender donuts"}
+{"text":"Just put your reference art in the background and model or sculpt on top of it"}
+{"text":"it isn't hopium no, it's copium. dudes really just can't take time out of their NEET-dom to learn to animate. crazy"}
+{"text":"Women spontaneously orgasming with little to no genital stimulation. Nipple/breast/womb/oral stimulation allowed, with a preference towards mouthgasms during a blowjob."}
+{"text":"Is the remote controlling her body or a vibrator?"}
+{"text":"How the fuck would you be able to tell this is AI"}
+{"text":"AI nipples and areola always look the same"}
+{"text":"torso too long"}
+{"text":"I one commissioned a abasic ass asuna pinup and the artist drew in used condoms and kirito calling on her phone to make it NTR of his own volition. Its actually funny they cant help make her the ntr girl"}
+{"text":"I'm the one who commissioned the photo you see in the thread and the artist actually respects the requirements"}
+{"text":"artist you keep using that word"}
+{"text":"Owing to restrictions on blue boards this thread allows for the sharing of eastern style lewds relating to characters from 4leaf (especially katawa shoujo) and perhaps other chan culture related characters. I'll open with a dump of lewds of KS character Rin Tezuka but other characters fitting the outline are of course welcome. Note all of the official shoujos are, by appearance and cannon, of age."}
+{"text":"I now understand why he spends so much time with her"}
+{"text":"No 69."}
+{"text":"based. Wish we had more femdom."}
+{"text":"No 69"}
+{"text":"Creampie/impregnation thread continuation"}
+{"text":"Source? saucenao dons t works"}
+{"text":"NTA and im not 100% certain but this looks like ShindoL's work. The style and the eyes in particular are reminiscent of that. I'd try nhentai with the ShindoL tag if I were you."}
+{"text":"[dam] Addictive!? Sex-Scouter (Comic Shitsurakuten 2020-12)"}
+{"text":"What happened to Sukebei's 8TB ExHentai dumps? Why'd they get nuked? Is there still any way to grab those torrents?"}
+{"text":"this isn't reddit, you subhuman."}
+{"text":"it's literally one retard spamming the same shit and nothing can be done about it because he's a chink and e-hentai love chinks."}
+{"text":"ninetydollardoujin as well"}
+{"text":"t. chink"}
+{"text":"Ask me how I know you're Chinese. I promise it has nothing to do with you making shit up, doing whataboutism and being obsessed with a guy who uploaded something before you could."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"yup, d.va. she's widely considered the anal queen of r34. i've made a massive compilation of r34 comments regarding her buttslut status"}
+{"text":"Post it pls"}
+{"text":"Hentai scenes in mangas where it's not the main focus So far I know about bastard,battle royale, berserk, goblin slayer, killing bites, junk story, trash and violence jack but I want to collect as many of these scenes as possible"}
+{"text":"What really pushes me over the edge for this scene isn't just how hot the woman is, but the fact that her expressions really sell her helplessness. She's super cute, and it adds so much to see her various expressions. By the end, she just looks so tired."}
+{"text":"Forgot to write that animated examples are welcomed too (here's violence Jack for instance) This one has a lot, and I wonder if goblins became serial rapists because of this manga"}
+{"text":"This one has a lot, and I wonder if goblins became serial rapists because of this manga I definitely noticed goblins in hentai a lot more after Goblin Slayer became popular. They're up there with orcs these days."}
+{"text":"Hentai couple selfie before, during or after sex"}
+{"text":"Love these femdom"}
+{"text":"Previous thread OP Source: [South Otaya (Idogaya Hiroaki)] Kaa-san no Shinshitsu Kara Kikoeru Koe [さうす太田屋 (いどがや弘明)] かーさんの寝室から聞こえる声"}
+{"text":"genuine question, I don’t lurk  much, but most anons here post exH or Hitomi links, not eH or nhentai. (I can’t access exH btw) any reason why those are the go to?. t.curious dude"}
+{"text":"The difference between ExH and EH is that ExH is the hidden side of EH with all the \"hidden tags\" banned from the simple version of the site (EH). And nhentai is shit because it's just a copy of ExH, they don't provide anything they just \"steal\" from ExH uploads so why bother with them? Same for hitomi by the way"}
+{"text":"really hot steamy art."}
+{"text":"Never use exhentai before eventhough I've heard about it since 2016. I will forever be a newfag I guess but I don't think Nhentai tag search is as extensive as Hitomi, at least the last time I checked. There's no separation for gender in tags for example."}
+{"text":"points for used condoms as rewards"}
+{"text":"same got more?"}
+{"text":"Get non-latex. I recommend Skyn Elite, best fit and feel I ever found."}
+{"text":"Using condoms implies that there's a good reason to use protection (e.g. casual hookups, infidelity, prostitution, etc.) That thin layer of plastic is the only thing between sex that is risky and \"safe\" Established long term partners would just be doing it raw with birth control"}
+{"text":"Rules of the Thread, Please Read Them 1. Post art sample when \"taking x requests\" 2. Requests must satisfy general /h/ rules. 3. Be nice. If you want to critique art go to >>/ic/. 4. Only requested drawings should be posted. 5. Do not bump, re-request, or second requests. 6. Use the edit thread for re-color/de-censor requests. 7. Wait for page 10 to make a new NTR drawt/h/read 8. If possible, post a WIP instead of saying working on this 9. Discuss about the thread after bump limit or use the previous thread 10. No AI deliveries/discussion, that goes to the /AI/ and /hdg/ threads 11. No complaining about not getting a delivery before bump limit, just be patient or edit your request 12. Don't request anything that can cause this thread to get DMCA'd previous thread:8699832"}
+{"text":"amazing sex"}
+{"text":"hot DAMN"}
+{"text":"Holy crap man the raw sexual energy in this, you turned my prompt into a real homerun of a drawing! This is the kind of stuff that makes drawthreads so much fun, I'm really proud of what you've turned my idea into. Do you have a blog?"}
+{"text":"I'd like something similar to the Peach x Bowser image with Suguha Kirigaya from SAO, please. Guy can just be a generic huge black guy, with other details explained on the right, thanks. :)"}
+{"text":"nta but you did a good job"}
+{"text":"the hags of hags getting fucked behind other hags' back cheating on wife and banging the mother posting some good ones this one and the first one are very good"}
+{"text":"sometimes you even go straight to her grandma"}
+{"text":"With a grandma this hot it's no wonder"}
+{"text":"It isn't great, but at least I can understand it."}
+{"text":"Tsuma no Haha ha Boku no H na Okaa-san"}
+{"text":"bumo"}
+{"text":"Post some Raita"}
+{"text":"The blindfolded princess claims Asai's missing mother left her with the responsibility of being in charge of her son."}
+{"text":"I need a pic without the piece of paper covering her pussy"}
+{"text":"The lighting is so bright that it's making her ass look pale."}
+{"text":"That's just the cabin led display reflection, Rui's round PVC butt and skin should look just fine irl."}
+{"text":"For me it's Suomi-Sensei"}
+{"text":"She's so pretty bros"}
+{"text":"Pisu Hame HD scans when?"}
+{"text":"Who's the best girl"}
+{"text":"Puhuukse suomea?"}
+{"text":"Gesundheit."}
+{"text":"The first [spoiler]and last[/spoiler] fap of the year"}
+{"text":"w-what do these mean?"}
+{"text":"borrowing this shit thread don't mind me"}
+{"text":"bumping a dead thread to post off-topic shit Shame on you, anon."}
+{"text":"Why isn't spoiler text allowed on this board, anyway?"}
+{"text":"hentai has no plot, therefore nothing to spoil"}
+{"text":"How the fuck would you be able to tell this is AI"}
+{"text":"AI is only good for gooning"}
+{"text":"Left leg fusing into bedsheet. Breast between hair missing Right legs fusing Generic AI pose 6 fingers on left hand"}
+{"text":"slop"}
+{"text":"i've seen so many girls trying to pull the megumin hairstyle irl, just like with hinata or tenchi's sakuya and they all can't just pull it off"}
+{"text":"Which nun would you save?"}
+{"text":"Not canon."}
+{"text":"women that destroyed chivalry are sold to sex slavery I'll have the 2 more submissive after beatings please and thank you"}
+{"text":"Nun of them"}
+{"text":"Blondes are more important than other humans so obviously I'd rescue her."}
+{"text":"do any of them even have canonical names?"}
+{"text":"it came out 2 days ago in japan. torrents should be imminent weird not to see an /h/ thread about this for the unaware, the creator of super sonico started an r18 spinoff couple years ago and this is one of the results coming off that gig it's pink pineapple so it should be good"}
+{"text":"What happened to him?"}
+{"text":"One more episode"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"I think the guy on bottom is just saying he’s enjoying sucking her breasts, and the one fucking her doesn’t make any comments on her ass. The pages after also only show cum dripping out of her pussy too. I like her character since she tries to act stoic so I’m pretty sure her first anal experience would blow her mind"}
+{"text":"As a member of the Public Morals Committee, I am not permitted to deny anyone sexual relief services. Anytime, anywhere, anybody's demands must be met. Even when I am taking on a whole group, it is not uncommon for just one or two ejaculations to be insufficient in curbing their sexual desires. At this point, I have grown rather accustomed to servicing many people at once. Using Pres' mouth as a fuckhole feels crazy good! So damn sexy! Give someone else a turn already! We've got a huge line here! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Which of these two websites do you use? Initially, Schale Network would share content from Fakku and Irodori's store before HentaiNexus. Now it's the opposite, Schale Network gets that content from HentaiNexus. HentaiNexus is much slower at sharing content from Fakku's subscription than Schale Network. HentaiNexus' rip of Irodori looks better than Schale Network's rip. I'm not sure who's at fault here, Schale Network or Fakku, but all of Schale Network's recently ripped content from Fakku's subscription have some weird shit in them that requires you to remove the weird shit to compress them, and removing the weird shit increases their file size by a lot. For some reason, HentaiNexus compressed anything it got from Schale Network and sukebei.nyaa.si but the file size got larger. What I do is I skip anything on HentaiNexus that came from Schale Network and sukebei.nyaa.si, skip anything on Schale Network that came from HentaiNexus (the files should have the same hash), and get Fakku's subscription from HentaiNexus."}
+{"text":"commit suicide already, you retarded newfag."}
+{"text":"Which of these two websites do you use? Neither"}
+{"text":"Was there a recent purge of Seto Yuki's works? Gone from most sites all of a sudden. Purged at the same time. From numerous unrelated sites."}
+{"text":"Latest 2 from doujinio Highest quality covers and images available, no watermark. Converted from webp to png because fuck webp. gofile(dot)io/d/wLjbbp pw: fngr"}
+{"text":"you raped the quality and you're using my script so stop trying to sound smart you retard"}
+{"text":"Post anything you might have as it relates to the female being cheated on complicit or not."}
+{"text":"Why I like this so much"}
+{"text":"Quick bump"}
+{"text":"Absolutely blessed fetish. Anyone happen to know where an awkward nerdy guy can get a cute cuckquean gf? ... anyone?"}
+{"text":"I suspect there's probably going to be more guys interested in the idea than there will be eager or willing cuckqueans. Not that I'm speaking from any real place of authority, it's all still just a fantasy for me. Starting in kinky spaces would probably make your odds of success more likely. Uh, I mean, just b urself."}
+{"text":"Picrel Powerful 7-dimensional goddess decides (you) need more bitches This is not optional Will post the other 4 pages on request. Runner up is the CHYOA story Harem Hotel One guy and a bunch of girls are whisked away to an otherworldly reality TV set The object of the game is for the girls to win their new Master's affections By default, all girls belong to their new Master from the moment they arrive, but they aren't magically made to love him Girls do challenges and the losers are given transformations Transformations are usually humiliating, but can otherwise be just about anything In the end, each girl must learn to accept that their new lives are in Master's harem, and that their place in it is determined by favoritism TL;DR: Waifus crafted just for (you) are forced to fight over your cock on reality TV, you lucky bastard!"}
+{"text":"The milk shall flow. Also milk factory general I guess."}
+{"text":"its even weirder considering that they had 2 full kemonos on SQUEEZ, literal pets turned into girls, hell, they even turned a boy into one lol also stop the succibi spam faggot disregarding that i wouldnt really consider it so, the way it was implemented on prior games was decent(except maybe Lydia whos too vanilla, shes still had decent stuff tho), specially on Heapps where Maya only really had her \"womb mark\" making her more lecherous wich went along well with how she developed through her scenes and that was it, Hsucc is where that concept peaked but it unfortunately made anything after it kinda hard to reach that bar, Lilliera is still decent considering shes a token \"shy\" one but she still works decently(shes kinda like Chartina but more proactive i guess, maybe, i like Char better), Lix is kind of in a weird spot with her being both S/M and succ/vamp and despite the fusion her \"race\" traits feel kinda weak, but shes at least a decent enough femdom option for those that care(im still mad that she was the ONLY Hmaid without a dedicated paizuri scene), i like Giltia but her character is even more of an amalgam of previous \"seto kaisho\" characters and outside of maybe her \"semen cop\" or whatever scene her succ traits barely do anything for her scenes, shes kind of like Maya in a way but nowhere near as good, im surprised i actually liked Mea that much, shes kinda like Sophia but unlike her she excels more on both gags and sex appeal, her scenes are actually pretty good, and i almost forgot Momina also had dumb eroge succ traits and yeah, she barely does fuckall with them too outside of like 1- 2 scenes lol theyll probably have multiple of them again but thats not really the issue here, its how they use them, and unfortunately they did a poor job with them on Hbunny, but this could go the same way for other race trais too tbf, like how despite the \"white-dark elf rivalry\" thing theyve never made 3p scenes with them, such wasted potential there"}
+{"text":"Why is MF so adverse to making kemonomimis? I think they're waiting to blow their load on a school where that is the major theme of the game. Like, I'd almost bet we are going to get at least one game where the heroines are minotaurs, like Milfa from Ero Mahou, who will be extra milky."}
+{"text":"Why do the devs hate paizuri so much? We have been getting less and less tittyfucking scenes. Even the paizuri scenes we got have been ruined by MC-kun rubbing their pussies with his feet while they're doing the act, because apparently having a dick between their boobs is not enough for the girls to get off anymore."}
+{"text":"Did they stop translating the games? I think only first three are in english isn't it?"}
+{"text":"I'd speculate that it's just taking more time than the previous ones."}
+{"text":"Scenes where two girls experience it together."}
+{"text":"Zetsurin na Yatsura 2 by Aizawa Hiroshi. It, um, apparently has... Elon Musk NTR."}
+{"text":"2011-2013 is when the hentai genre reached its absolute peak. That's it. It will be nothing but A.I. stuff going forward. Do you guys agree that's when the genre peaked?"}
+{"text":"Majima was infatuated with Riko, but Keizou sure enjoyed the hell out of her, It's my headcannon that Anna was his #1, which makes him the most based character."}
+{"text":"Even keizou ditched Anna at the end for riko lol. Riko’s pussy literally mind broke him. Only Majima can handle Riko’s aura and super model pussy. But even he cums quickly vs her."}
+{"text":"Uneappealing art styles. These guys didn't know how to draw large breasts."}
+{"text":"Weird way to bump the thread but ok lol"}
+{"text":"Dude, what? That shit is the lowest common denominator slop you can find. If anything, they only kept doing them retardedly bigger and bigger every time. I'm glad we're past that era, desu; bring back that 90s balanced goodness."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"quick scan Don't count on it. We're not in the golden era anymore. Digital version comes out the Jan 8th, i think? It's a little bit ambiguous. I haven't seen all the pages, the book in the screencap isn't mine, but i can tell you that it get feistier than i had anticipated in there. Definitively a one up from the last entry, including the presence of a fetish i never encountered before: penis on penis penetration. Of the weirder kind even, seems like. In one panel the receiving penis appears to be taking it from too low of a spot to be anatomically correct, like ... if that penis had a vagina? Not sure what's going on there lol."}
+{"text":"Great work!"}
+{"text":"Looks good. Any source where I can play this?"}
+{"text":"Are you stupid?"}
+{"text":"Trying to preserve some lost art anal/vaginal are welcome here AI-generated image definitely not"}
+{"text":"Fuck the Yakuza"}
+{"text":"This looks AI generated"}
+{"text":"it is, no ears, look at the space between her hand and pussy near the carrot. The hair also looks weird near her back"}
+{"text":"Fuck the Yakuza Do they not want you jerking off to horse girls or something?"}
+{"text":"MFM sandwiches with double shot creampies"}
+{"text":"Are there any good hentai doujins or videos with two cocks going in the same hole in a woman as once? Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey's End) - Fenqury"}
+{"text":"Here you can discuss top hentai games and don't leak"}
+{"text":"This should transition into NTR."}
+{"text":"The answer to that question is always technically \"yes\"."}
+{"text":"If it didn't turned into some wholesome manga series then I could have look forward to the mother joining the orgy. Imagine the MC shows his mother how much of a man he become by ****ing her."}
+{"text":"The best hentai ...isn't NTR. How'zit feel, yo?"}
+{"text":"Maybe someday we'll get a spinoff doujin of his mom and dad fucking."}
+{"text":"Holy shit, you guys weren't joking about Urara. The whole deal around Sawa is so fucking bleak. I'm honestly surprised they didn't have blacked scenes like with the model from Yugami or some scene where one of the girls is sent to service some guys at a yacht."}
+{"text":"I love my yuri but not when the girls are this way out of misandry. But otherwise why not? I think that's sometimes what guilty goes for in those scenes where another girl is forced to watch x friend getting gangraped. It's always hot"}
+{"text":"demo for BlackCat is released."}
+{"text":"this is beyond cute ( ៸៸ › ⩊ ‹ ៸៸)"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Did his artstyle change or something?"}
+{"text":"Will Artist make sequel to this?"}
+{"text":"he already lost his touch anyway, so expect it to have the same quality of that lame ass kyoko"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Source name?"}
+{"text":"Sisters: Last Day of Summer"}
+{"text":"Didnt ask faggot"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Any news regarding translation?"}
+{"text":"still TBA"}
+{"text":"this wasn't as good as I was expecting it to be. i was hoping there was an incest scene between th black mom and her kid but it was just him fucking the neighbor."}
+{"text":"NO SSBBWs! Nice tits and ass shouldn't be out shined by fat, they should be complimentary to each other here. I'll post more examples to give you better idea. Reminder to post the source in your file name or anywhere else in your post. I was inspired to make this thread because there were a couple of /v/ threads that got me into the mood and also I made a similar thread a year ago."}
+{"text":"any suggestions for looking up more \"unconventionally attractive\" tags something like reverse ugly bastard"}
+{"text":"Well if you kinda think about it, an ugly bastard is a combination of tags that appears often enough that we can always apply it to character without much conflict. So they're bald, fat, hairy, and somehow a sex god with their penis. Sometimes they're old and have \"lame\" glasses. So, for me, looking for a girl that'd steal my semen while also being kinda undesirable to most people, I'd have tag search on gelbooru would have \"plump\" for extra meaty girl and then add the rest of the tags interchangeably like \"glasses\" and \"pubic_hair\" to filter out girls without a lot of \"standard\" girls since those associate with the neet girl aesthetic. The \"fat\" tag is closer to \"SSBBW\" than cute chunky girls, so I'd avoid that. Kinda do something similar for hentai manga websites like exhentai and what not."}
+{"text":"this fat bitch is so hot, as a kid i always wanted to get raped by a woman like her"}
+{"text":"As president I am going to enforce a mandatory minimum BMI for all women"}
+{"text":"From DM to GX and beyond. Any era, any characters, including cards."}
+{"text":"Kentregina my beloved"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there is any porn of the Amazoness cards"}
+{"text":"There aren't any"}
+{"text":"You're bad at looking for things. Easy to find on rule 34. So there is, but it's all western style and there really isn't enough of it."}
+{"text":"Who wouldn't want a mother/wife like that?"}
+{"text":"geez"}
+{"text":"the retard is back i see"}
+{"text":"The oldest job in the world"}
+{"text":"I love whores, I'm fucking your mother right now. Oh btw enjoy getting reported for death threats."}
+{"text":"you fell for the obvious bait dude"}
+{"text":"She's not a whore"}
+{"text":"Impregnation, pregnancy and turning a whore into a housewife with the power of cock."}
+{"text":"Post fashionable characters who tickle your fancy. Favorite school outfit, the rare armored dresses before goblins tear it apart, or even casual outfits that can work in the real world. The more creative and unique, the better. Or bikini armors if that's your thing."}
+{"text":"Just give me a simple nice bra + skirt + thighs as well."}
+{"text":"would you all take a girl in just a cloak?"}
+{"text":"Middle school uniforms."}
+{"text":"Closed-up outfit for women with big boobs that are holding up the breast part like curtains, accentuating the size of the boobs. I don't know what to call this."}
+{"text":"this, we are respecting pronounces in our community"}
+{"text":"Worth every second of those ten minutes I spent making my own highlights What did you use?"}
+{"text":"the real highlights are only made using ms paint"}
+{"text":"very nice. can you make him black?"}
+{"text":"be female artist put a lot of effort into learning art make a successful popular series get sick before finishing it"}
+{"text":"If it's done by woman you would see more attractive males in the work and more focus on their body This. It's true that there are plenty of women in the hentai scene and industry, but there are a few key details that stand out. 1) Is the male a masculine Adonis or a cute pop star boyband idol? Are the man's face and eyes visible throughout? 2) Is there a focus on the bull's neck/shoulders as well? 3) Is there extra detail in the girls' clothes and lingerie? Exceptions exist where female mangaka draw disgustingly hideous ogres, but it's in the same perspective as identifying a shoujo/josei."}
+{"text":"This is me^ LMAO I just noticed the breasts bump in the image. It looks like a twink to me at first glance because that's the standard male depiction in manga and anime somehow so people don't just assume the author's gender after all. True. Anything is feminine if you're brave enough to stick it inside their hole"}
+{"text":"Gay male author would do straight sex scene? Maybe but I'm clearly talking about the author duh. Why do 4Chonkers always love to quote mine people's word away from the full context? That's one of the laziest bad faith arguments ever done by humanity."}
+{"text":"If it's male then it's usually Bara"}
+{"text":"Better than Togashi or Miura, though I suppose the later can be forgiven because of the high level details and intricacies in his art, but if his work get delayed to such an extent, then he might as well sacrifice that for the sake of efficiency and only retain the sophistication in key iconic moments. It would work in a dark gritty manga like that. Some authors do that in their manga, they only add the shading and sketching to give that rough vibe in dark manga eventhough they can draw well, they focus on the details only on facial expressions and anatomy of the characters."}
+{"text":"Presenting to you Faye and Sophia from Another Lady Innocent in their lesbian scissoring scene from 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"the hair could flow a bit more animation wise, but overall yeah its a good edit."}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"Funny that the only Plastic Little sex art that I can ever find is from the official artist."}
+{"text":"Is there more?"}
+{"text":"Secretary Maid might've been just a wee bit sexually frustrated."}
+{"text":"Post-horny clarity and pouty morning after."}
+{"text":"NTR Games Thread"}
+{"text":"Where did you get it?"}
+{"text":"Big Breast Party NTR What, did that thing release? I thought it was in forever development hell"}
+{"text":"Meh his first game was better. But even then the games are just ok imo. Should have done more with the comm system gimmick."}
+{"text":"that final level sequence even though raiohgar was a better game overall that was the hottest most slutty NTR payoff I could've asked for"}
+{"text":"Why are there two threads for this shit?"}
+{"text":"On the fance if i should read with the content restore patch or not. If it's scat or beasteality I'll probably read unpatched but if it's just piss, vomit, hardcore BDSM it's probably worth the full experience."}
+{"text":"You just answered your question. Scat, guro and bestiality. The rest was left untouched."}
+{"text":"isn't the JAST version uncensored?"}
+{"text":"3 days passed since its release no one is talking about it ILLGAMES did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"On eightchan's /v/, I don't know why, apparently too many Discordfags there ubcomfortable with 4chan or some shit"}
+{"text":"I can’t find it"}
+{"text":"Nvm found something similar"}
+{"text":"huh, but isn't this other chan just 4chan but with way less peoples on it? why would they use this if they don't like 4chan in the first place?"}
+{"text":"\"Oh my god! It's so big!\""}
+{"text":"Lucky. I only had a girl to laugh at mine"}
+{"text":"same, i checked the usual places and aggregators, but I can only find the paid Fakku links."}
+{"text":"DMCA'd"}
+{"text":"Damn I just jizzed in my pants"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to delicious assholes that you would love to kiss, rim, punch your tongue inside..."}
+{"text":"sex with female = gae Wowie, you pretentious moralfags will come up with the most delusional bs it's not even funny, you guys are on par with trannies at this point oml.. Now grow a little and lick her holes gayboy."}
+{"text":"god what would these shitholes unironically smell like bros"}
+{"text":"i really want to eat cute girl feces"}
+{"text":"Why is gelbooru always advertising shitty vtubers with no charisma? Can you kindly fuck off and just host the hentai please, thanks. Oh and while we're at it, gifs of JAV are not \"animation\" and should not appear under the \"animated\" tag."}
+{"text":"No, unless you input a different order, it's chronological"}
+{"text":"Member when all sites, not just smut sites, allowed you to dissent and actually Dislike things instead of just Liking them? How trash could actually be downvoted. I member. Funny how, internet-wide, all that stuff seemed to disappear around the same time a few years ago... Makes me think..."}
+{"text":"vtubers fucking suck. streaming is gay"}
+{"text":"vtubers fucking suck Wrong!"}
+{"text":"Almost every single booru other than the small fetish specific ones have gone to shit. The absolute state of things when the western r34 site has a better experience than boorus these days. Don't ask questions just keep posting and liking content. Literally all that matters is ccontent. Doesn't matter if it's a duplicate, untagged, miss-tagged trash, or AI slop just shut the fuck up and post content."}
+{"text":"So here's that second book I promised. Seems the author is heading in a spicier direction, and I'm all in for it."}
+{"text":"I thought jannies could only send ban requests which deletes posts and blocks the user from posting for 15 minutes."}
+{"text":"4chan ruins the quality of uploaded images and you should upload this to Exhentai (someone can do it for you if you upload a zip file with the original files somewhere)."}
+{"text":"yeah it takes an actual mod to do that"}
+{"text":"is the OP dead"}
+{"text":"do you think Fine ever possessed Shirabe and made Genjuro fuck her in Shirabe's body"}
+{"text":"he got them all pregnant Based Rex"}
+{"text":"This would be a dream come true"}
+{"text":"Source"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Stop playing around and POST IT"}
+{"text":"Hello there"}
+{"text":"What is wrong with NTR artists?"}
+{"text":"Given Japan itself is already facing immigration and more and more Muslim and African migrants. Will rape and NTR start loosing popularity and start getting hated now that the very same rape and NTR doujins featuring Japanese women being fucked by black and brown men is now becoming a reality"}
+{"text":"vanillacuck How is this an insult? That's like calling a homo a woman-fucker."}
+{"text":"Better she draws it than actually does it IRL."}
+{"text":"Who? What does Tite Kubo has anything to do with this?"}
+{"text":"Aka the hottest thing a waifu can do. Bonus points for NTR, ugly bastards and femboys."}
+{"text":"Why hasn't anyone mentioned netoease club the main girl is basically gets into rimming by her bf due to his culdckold fetish"}
+{"text":"\"A Family of Masochists Enjoy a Happy Breeding Lifestyle\" by Atage"}
+{"text":"She's a dream gf. Still waiting for him to drop full version of the 2nd part."}
+{"text":"I want to see your favorite panels, the ones that never left your head. Sauce: [Seto Yuuki] Chitose"}
+{"text":"Also her husband was cheating on her with some mid whore."}
+{"text":"[Oojinushi (Ryuuta)] Yamazaki Makie (3●-sai), Musume no Kareshi to Sefure ni Naru"}
+{"text":"NO INSEKI. If you post step-shit, your sister will die in her sleep. Prev:"}
+{"text":"Not sure if anyone cares for fd but I'm about 50% done with [dice-B]'s \"kuso oyaji\" so if we had fd thread some time in the near future, I could share what I've done, and get a little feedback."}
+{"text":"fd?"}
+{"text":"Nice, was wondering if you were still working on it. Thanks for the update."}
+{"text":"I got motivated a while back and did about 40 pages thinking I could finish it for christmas but then the holidays happened and I''ve not really touched it since, but I feel like working on it a little more now. The problem is I see other TS jobs and feel like my efforts don't really compare. I could upload a selection of pages to catbox to get some constructive critique if anyone's open to it."}
+{"text":"I could upload a selection of pages to catbox to get some constructive critique if anyone's open to it. Show us in the new thread!"}
+{"text":"The Blu-Ray is out in japan, has anyone caught any wind if the extended ova includes uncut/uncensored scenes like adam-kun?"}
+{"text":"so it seems that no one has ripped the bd yet at nipland"}
+{"text":"10 days later and nothing on nyaa yet, just the fucking censored webrips from months ago"}
+{"text":"Any news on the Blu Ray Rip yet?"}
+{"text":"Love drinking Chuhai, bumping this"}
+{"text":"I thought this thread was saged So here is a update, there will be a western release soon, as of now it was registered in germany but US may come out too. No one has ripped or cared to buy and rip the BD japanese release off playasia yet. but it seems that like another hentai adaptation is censored there too"}
+{"text":"start the year off right and post saber"}
+{"text":"She is cute desu"}
+{"text":"The return of the queen part.2 Are you excited about the new episode?"}
+{"text":"cuuuuute tummies lets fucking go"}
+{"text":"Also, OVA 10 CONFIRMED I think it's juts the guy saying that they should do 10 episodes for the 10th anniversary, it's not a confirmation."}
+{"text":"Shameless bump"}
+{"text":"We should have a loli board already dammit"}
+{"text":"iirc there was one but it got nuked because people started posted real shit"}
+{"text":"This may be a werid and ultra niche topic but does any here own/collect old hentai cels? I have to say the details even on the non sex scene cels are better then alot of non hentai anime. Picrel picked up Miko yesterday."}
+{"text":"no, where do you go to find stuff like this? if I had spare cash, I'd def buy stuff like that for a few titles"}
+{"text":"When i reverse Image search Ur Image on Google i find an auction for 71000 yen for that Frame or that cel. i assume the physical cel is uncensored only the auction jpeg has mosaics… or am i wrong? Hows the legality here then? Each (key)frame of Animation comes from one physically produced cel, right? Or did they produce multiple cel as exact copies?"}
+{"text":"So my question remains: were they unable to Produce a decent HD bluray of mezzoforte because they auctioned off the original cels already 20 years ago?"}
+{"text":"I would totally buy these if I could. Amazing thread!"}
+{"text":"And the suck and pop at 4:19 When she's popping off a big blue orc dick like that I don't think she's playing a part, that's repressed lust coming to the surface. I think the creators like it too, because they do something similar with a big purple orc dick. It's also great, but I can't find a version to download to isolate the audio.."}
+{"text":"She also gets majorly womb-busted just like with Byg."}
+{"text":"I don't think she's playing a part, That's probably a difference we're gunna have on the topic then. Asagi is different than most other characters in this series in that she can actually retain her senses even after modifications and whatnot. Sure, on a primal, beastly, purely physical level she's probably enjoying it to a degree, the same way if one of us we're forcefully tickled we'd smile and laugh, but it's purely a \"in the moment\" response. She snaps right back to normal as soon as she wants to. In fact one of the bad endings in TA0 literally has the demons giving up and admitting they can't crack her, and this was after literal months of rape and impregnation. This waaay after that fellatio Byg scene in ZERO btw, so its impossible to believe she was actually not in control. And again, to me, this is actually hotter, because it means Asagi knowingly has a \"switch\" to her that she can willingly turn on and off for the sake of her circumstances. To me, there's a sexiness to the knowledge that she \"has to\" accept a prostitution role when the moment calls for it. Asagi is a different breed."}
+{"text":"what's the summary of the Kurenai scene?"}
+{"text":"New Thread:"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"Also told how many pages something had without clicking on it."}
+{"text":"panda has that too though"}
+{"text":"Was comparing to other easily accessible sites."}
+{"text":"I forgot about this site. I used it years ago. Any other place like it?"}
+{"text":"They'll be back"}
+{"text":"what would that achieve?"}
+{"text":"Null is on record attacking anime and anime adjacent things. He's now a male feminist scold and has some retarded radical feminist e-girlfriend. He is not your friend and was probaby connected to the sharty retards that hacked 4chan and mysteriously agree with all his new soccer mom tier beliefs. I don't know how anyone trusts that retard after what he did at cripplechan more than 10 years ago. He's a complete fag, and things were better when he didn't have monopoly on lolcow stuff. I don't remember /cow/ causing anyone to suicide. The internet will be much better after he's gone. If you use his site for anything just remember that it also hosts people that want you dead more than twitter libtards probably do."}
+{"text":"Sounds exactly like the person discord-groomed zoomers would worship."}
+{"text":"Peace"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter if the story isn't vanilla, as long as there is a scene in which one of them says the magic words."}
+{"text":"Hag, gay!"}
+{"text":"Ero Tsuma [Yukiyanagi]"}
+{"text":"i concur"}
+{"text":"Wholesome"}
+{"text":"She is forgettable and only useful for porn"}
+{"text":"You're forgettable and not useful for anything."}
+{"text":"gottem again"}
+{"text":"Cute desu"}
+{"text":"I badly need the money for coffee and rather than begging I figure someone could help me publish them through commission, I accept all forms of payment and it can be pooled, meaning that if someone gives me 50 cents and someone else 1 buck and someone else 8 bucks and 50 cents, the total will be 10 bucks, with each page being worth 50 cents which I believe is the going rate for newbie translators. So with 10 bucks in total a 20 page work can be put out I will be dropping here a preview of each one of these 24 works with a basic synopsis , if someone is interested they can contact me through discord: bbc7474 or just through a reply here, I can take LTC, Binance QR, USDT, PAYPAL, BTC, ETH, CSGO skins, basically anything if the idea goes anywhere, in the end at the credits page I will credit every single person that contributed, and in classic 4chan fashion, it can be anything or say anything or have any ideology and have any picture should you so desire, it will be done. For reference (pic related below this one), this is a project I edited 2 weeks ago, you can see my discord in the credits page (last page), it has 34k favourites alone in that single site, the total views are probably in the millions, so... I don't know if that's worth anything but I guess it's not nothing either, you will have your shoutout in the credits page, it can be a steam name, a discord, a message to Isr*el, for or against Palestina, advocating anything, a picture of your dog, literally anything. I know this is shameless behaviour but I am in desperate need of work"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping this shameless advertisement thread for personal reasons o algo."}
+{"text":"this one got MTL'd by someone... that's so sad"}
+{"text":"It's a very bad idea to reference someone else's translation because you made some edit to it. You should check out DLsite's translations. They'll provably pay you more than 50c. If you really want people on Exhentai to pay you, translate black interrracial and furry porn. It might sound unbelievable but furries and cucks are rich and the likeliest to pay."}
+{"text":"Homos are also rich and very likely to pay (see Mysterymeat on Exhentai)."}
+{"text":"Discuss all forms of NTR themed images, manga, anime, doujinshi, visual novels, games, etc. Guide & definitions: OVA recommendations: Smut recommendations: RPG Games List: Translated Visual Novels List: Untranslated Visual Novels List: Game Devs List:"}
+{"text":"I see. Looking at it, though, that's a weak powered tag with the way the outline on the tag isn't solid. Might have just been added by someone who saw the cheating and slapped on NTR tag even though the guys getting cucked probably aren't even referenced outside of the girls having wedding rings on."}
+{"text":"hottest girl is anal only Why?"}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"HOLY BASED"}
+{"text":"Pretty much the opposite for me. I instantly disconnect and lose boner after that. Probably cause if that actually happened she’d be taking a trip down 5 flights of stairs."}
+{"text":"What are you looking forward to?"}
+{"text":"why is melonbooks so shit? the link either said 404 or something else but when i open it on my phone, it takes me to the book."}
+{"text":"I see these tags all the time but couldn't find out what they mean, what do c103, c106, c107 etc mean?"}
+{"text":"it should say cm. it stands for comic market, a japanese event. if an item is called c105, it means the item was distributed at the 105th iteration of the event."}
+{"text":"comiket"}
+{"text":"is there such an equivalent of Google’s Nanobanana diffusion but without filter ?., i need it to make my required lewd edits to images"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"dumb noaposter"}
+{"text":"dumb bump spammer"}
+{"text":"DeepL's been doing shit like that to me for years. You absolutely shouldn't trust Skeb's built-in version unless your request is extremely simple."}
+{"text":"pixiv changed how payment works, you get charged when delivery is finished"}
+{"text":"Looking at one of my own requests, it seems to be urls fucking with the translation line breaks, and also double line breaks getting trunked down to single space line breaks So rather than reference: url continued text Should I say [url] is reference. more text in next paragraph"}
+{"text":"Migrate whenever"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking for artists that are good at drawing dinosaurs"}
+{"text":"My autistic ass loves seeing panels or pages where the girl has one foot bare, or more bare than the other. One foot bare, one in a shoe One foot bare, the other in tights One foot in tights, the other in a shoe Any and all variations are great, though a bare foot juxtaposed next to covered one is ideal."}
+{"text":"Wait a minute... Where's Le good ending!??"}
+{"text":"Lihan joins in on the fun"}
+{"text":"the girl on the right is too sexy for this shit. If you're gonna use her for NTR, at least give her a unique set of facial expressions so she doesn't become yet another ahegao."}
+{"text":"I feel like if the story was longer and more coherent like some H-manga make you remember them and care about the characters, (like that one where the girl is corrupted and raped, or that one where the guy has to fight the mob all by himself while the gf gets raped by kidnappers) especially so with ntr. I did like the ntr in this book since the women were coerced but still Only after they've been pumped and dumped"}
+{"text":"Since there seems to be some confusion (or lack of reading) on the rules of this board, here is the concept of this board clear and simple: /e/cchi is for: - Pictures of animu girls featuring either sexy clothing or nudity without sex. - Masturbation and suggestive touching pictures are allowed as long as it's one girl doing it to herself without use of toys. /e/cchi is NOT for: - Blatantly-sexual images involving men, the sexual fluids of men or foreplay done by men. These images belong in /h/. - Images featuring one woman touching another in a blatantly or suggestively sexual manner. These images belong in /u/. - Images exclusively featuring men. These images belong in /cm/ or /y/. - Requests. All requests go in /r/. Do not post requests here unless you have at least 6 pictures related to what you're requesting. - Pictures featuring girls with a loli body type, or Furry pictures. Do not post these anywhere except for /b/. - Western art. Due to frequent quality issues and lawsuit-happy western artists, western art or fanart is not allowed, with very few exceptions."}
+{"text":"Bikini armor, valkyries, warrior women, female knights, battle damage, fantasy designs and so on. Anything themed on martial women and their equipment is good."}
+{"text":"You thought your first time fighting would be against celtic barbarians, but it was me DIO!"}
+{"text":"Hestia ecchi thread."}
+{"text":"Irozuku Monochrome chapter 25"}
+{"text":"Itty Bitty Titty Committee - Second Edition Keep the flat, small, and medium coming."}
+{"text":"Are you blind?"}
+{"text":"indeed. his exquisite taste cut to the very core of me, twin souls he and I are"}
+{"text":"hooves"}
+{"text":"No AI if you want to BELIEVE IT!"}
+{"text":"The thread is for requesting colors/edits. If you want something drawn, go to the drawthr/e/ad. Drawthr/e/ad: Rules: - Respect /e/ and global rules. - You must supply a reference for the characters or at least directions for coloring in every part of their body or related objects. - Do not just post a link to your request from the previous thread. Re-state your request and re-post your reference. - Link references instead of including them in new posts. - No bumping or seconding requests. - Be patient, some images can take a great deal of time. - Don't be a dick to the artists, they're giving their time to do this for you, you ungrateful shit. - Constructive criticism is fine. - Remember to thank whomever fulfilled your request. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Oh ok, yeah I like to have a barefoot usagi"}
+{"text":"Requesting a nude edit."}
+{"text":"Beautiful warriors from Queen's Blade."}
+{"text":"New to the franchise, any order to watch the series? Additional content like videogames, light novels, and such?"}
+{"text":"Menace already censored for the English page specifically It's hopeless"}
+{"text":"AI Edit General Guidelines for best results - No stick figures - Use colors - Keep proportions - Describe the image - Small details are hard to get right"}
+{"text":"Thank you very much."}
+{"text":"This is with little work..."}
+{"text":"This is with a lot of work"}
+{"text":"And here's some Raita lineart, because why not"}
+{"text":"Another new thread of Sailor Moon is here thanks to TeamFourStar's new parody. As always, no AI."}
+{"text":"Bi-week just described Usagi Both weak and Bisexual"}
+{"text":"I dont what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz"}
+{"text":"Finally! After 10,000 years I'm fierce! It's time to conquer-"}
+{"text":"The moon"}
+{"text":"Since the old thread disappeared, I am once again posting from my collection of ecchi that is funny, weird, or interesting in some way."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any favorite artists that post funny and high quality ecchi?"}
+{"text":"Pantyhose/tights thread. Anyone's got an aliexpress seller that deals with pantyhose that have run guards (bands of thicker weave on the upper thigh) like pic rel? Seems to be uniquely japanese phenomeon limited to their domestic brands like atsugi. In the mean time, commencing dump."}
+{"text":"Second this. Pantyhose are simply amazing to wear."}
+{"text":"And you should also start wearing!"}
+{"text":"start how do I stop trick question. you don't. nylon is love, nylon is life."}
+{"text":"Why would you even think about stopping?"}
+{"text":"Highschool of the Dead/Triage X/INAZUMA Thread The anime turned 15 years old this week."}
+{"text":"still a month until the next chapter but there's this, I wanted this a while ago  hopefully the full image is in the next volume or chapter, I think it'd only be in color if it's in the volume so that's preferable"}
+{"text":"Goddamn they're huge"}
+{"text":"HOTD is still alive in 2026"}
+{"text":"really? what's coming out this year"}
+{"text":"Thread for girls with any combination of mouth veils, jewelry, see-through fabric (bonus points if all her clothes are see-through), exposed bellies, detached chiffon sleeves(?), pelvic curtains, and other things that fit the theme."}
+{"text":"Buttplug panties?"}
+{"text":"Post pokegirls."}
+{"text":"More ai slop please"}
+{"text":"Ctrl + F No mf Asuna thread Guys, there is one problem here. We need to worship her more. I'm madly in love with Asuna."}
+{"text":"Just imagine it. Her being so horny for you that she can't even wait until you get back home and instead she pulls you into a restroom in the park so you can fuck her senseless."}
+{"text":"I would keep her pregnant, no doubt"}
+{"text":"What is it about that mouth shape that has such lewd implications? Is it the half-lidded inviting fuck-me eyes she's always giving? Is she even giving that expression, or are her eyes just like that?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion"}
+{"text":"Uh-oh unmedicated meltie!"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen a Chitoge in a million years"}
+{"text":"Modelling for NERV art class?"}
+{"text":"I don’t know who does it for you, but I can’t resist Ochako Uraraka… she drives me crazy. All other MHA girls welcome"}
+{"text":"also, petites are peak"}
+{"text":"Continuing the big booties old thread:"}
+{"text":"post wet clothing images"}
+{"text":"A little extra meat makes the world go 'round."}
+{"text":"Emilia thread."}
+{"text":"desktop preferred no AI"}
+{"text":"her chin looks a bit off here but this one would work really well as a browser startpage with some minimal css to get the part with the search bar as an actual search bar. if i wasn't a pussy i would do it, but alas :("}
+{"text":"i think i made that edit for  iirc"}
+{"text":"Thread for all the SAO girls"}
+{"text":"No AI for my game wife."}
+{"text":"Pls save theart"}
+{"text":"Now this is kosher"}
+{"text":"Old thread: This can include officially released art, character sheets, concept art, and art from official creators/assistants/animators from shows or manga (from their Fanbox, for example). No AI or third-party edits/nude filters, please. Avoid posting manga pages unless the nudity is uncommon (like an uncensored tankobun or international release)."}
+{"text":"Let's hope to find more"}
+{"text":"Enormous meat bags Should I finally watch Konosuba?"}
+{"text":"Post more"}
+{"text":"Was the artist involved in the series?"}
+{"text":"Lewd Band Girls from Girls Band Cry"}
+{"text":"Wonderful! It's May 30! Happy Birthday, Doppel-chan! Let's celebrate this day by posting some /c/pics of Best Girl from Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou."}
+{"text":"Would loveto see these with nipples"}
+{"text":"can we make it to 2 years?"}
+{"text":"Post cute and juicy meganekkos wearing the most detailed meganes out there. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"I see this thread lasting another year"}
+{"text":"I see this thread suffering through another year FTFY"}
+{"text":"Bonus points for official art. Double bonus points for gifs, screencaps, or stitches."}
+{"text":"Anyone getting Gotou Junji's C107 book? Heard very little talk about this book."}
+{"text":"why would there be a Raynare route over an Akeno route"}
+{"text":"There'd be a Rias and Akeno route, an Irina and Xenovia route, and a Koneko and Asia route, plus a harem route of course. And a secret gay route of course"}
+{"text":"Previous thread A thread of girls with smooth and flawless pussy slits Rules: Must to be /e/ No pussy hair/bush No AI-Generated art Uncensored only"}
+{"text":"Whats your poison? ( | ) or ( Y )"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"We'll find it somewhere but I'll need three ships and fifty stout men!"}
+{"text":"konosuba, megumin preferred but aqua and darkness welcome"}
+{"text":"Wait. So you are making threads by discord. Lame. This is 4chan. Not discord extension number 3."}
+{"text":"he usually announces on our discord i knew it, there's a groomercord"}
+{"text":"stop replying to yourself *smooch*"}
+{"text":"gonna be real with you, chief. from my viewpoint that's how every thread with highlights has been over the past year."}
+{"text":"ah so you're the schizo pretending to be a clueless anon, got it"}
+{"text":"Smokers corner (and maybe other mouth things too). Light 'em if you got 'em. Don't spit on the floor, please."}
+{"text":"Post beautiful brown girls. If it has the \"dark-skinned_female\" tag, then it's allowed."}
+{"text":"Momiji isn't brown..."}
+{"text":"bleachbooru That sounds terrible."}
+{"text":"We maxed out the previous thread, so it's now time for a new thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Birthday girl"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: This is a thread for new content recently posted at the original source."}
+{"text":"bleached anus, brown anus, ebony anus, big anus, small anus, open anus, narrow anus, hairy anus, bald anus, shaved anus, trimmed anus old"}
+{"text":"raildex"}
+{"text":"What the hell happened to 40010 1-GO/Shimanto? Absent from C106 and C107 looks like, and no communication for some months now."}
+{"text":"he wrote that he has to return home for some time and will be out of touch for a while; presumably taking care of family"}
+{"text":"Yeah but that was a damn long time ago, the Saten book he said he was working on should even have been out by now given what he said."}
+{"text":"I'd imagine they're depressed and not in any condition to work on doujins. Usually this kind of announcement means someone is dying."}
+{"text":"Show me your best botes."}
+{"text":"Episode 6 was peak anime. I'm sad we don't get boobies in anime anymore."}
+{"text":"/"}
+{"text":"Bremerton is the perfect vidya protagonist"}
+{"text":"Enjoying every pump! How short is she? If I hold her close is she going to have to look up at me when I forcefully kiss her while grabbing her lewd cheeks?"}
+{"text":"Pink, plump big and round... The best kind of butt around! fuck i love her pink bote ass so much, i'd worship it what do you think it smells like? How short is she? probably around 160cm, forcefully kiss her while grabbing her lewd cheeks that would be so hot, you should enjoy her milkers too! have fun with her whole body"}
+{"text":"probably around 160cm, Yeah, she'll be trembling below me as I steal her mouth that would be so hot, you should enjoy her milkers too! have fun with her whole body Yeah you're right, after I get bored of her ass my hand is going right under that bikini and squeezing with all my might until milk starts to flow"}
+{"text":"Every so often, you come across a manga that makes you ask \"why don't they show the nipples?\" If they don't show the nipples, then it's not real nudity!"}
+{"text":"what childhood trauma led to this"}
+{"text":"Gun Frontier"}
+{"text":"I will NEVER not be mad at this series dropping the ball."}
+{"text":"Post girls wearing detailed footwear. High heels, sneakers, loafers or even slippers, it does not matter."}
+{"text":"A thread for us aut/o/ and m/o/tor/sp/orts fans! Post girls with tuner and race cars. Doesn't have to exclusively be themed on race queens so post anything you can find!"}
+{"text":"ITT: Petite beauties, as the title says. Small women deserve big love!"}
+{"text":"cute wolf"}
+{"text":"I miss the old thread. 'bout time we rekindled this fire."}
+{"text":"No shirt, tops or bras to cover the titties. Nipples must be showing. Any clothing state below is fine. Bonus for big tittys"}
+{"text":"Do you consider them overrated, or actually some damn hot babes?"}
+{"text":"Most of the girls are overrated and way too overrepresented. And some girls with more original designs and personalities are underrated, like Levy"}
+{"text":"post nipples in anime/manga that you want to suck"}
+{"text":"What a good movie"}
+{"text":"Sad that does not have a full proper /e/anime (or even a full-on hentai) to it and got forgotten."}
+{"text":"Lewds of the girls from the Saki mahjong series. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I theorize that this is because the Ritzification effect has the power to giveth and taketh away, but still predominantly giveth."}
+{"text":"c- cute"}
+{"text":"Nice boat."}
+{"text":"Bonus points if the girl didn't expect it."}
+{"text":"Not exactly /e/, since someone else is grabbing the girl's ass."}
+{"text":"Softness that can't be contained Post pics where skin bulges out from tight clothing"}
+{"text":"The girls of ZnT, especially Louise. Other kugyuus are fine too."}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Hex Maniac! Doesn't matter the design, whether its new or old. Cute, busty, skintight, this thread is for all things Hex!"}
+{"text":"This thread is about invisible women (not per se Toru Hagakure)"}
+{"text":"It's pretty good."}
+{"text":"Big supernaturals"}
+{"text":"No visible nipples, pussy or butthole. Go as lewd as you want as long as these conditions are met."}
+{"text":"Feel free to post more sexy catgirls. They're highly appreciated <3"}
+{"text":"I just want to share my favorite wolf."}
+{"text":"i commishened this one. yeah she is honestly best girl but the series filters hard sadly. got more of the manga off crunchy roll during their big sale. will finish out the collection next year."}
+{"text":"Like the title says, post brides."}
+{"text":"Erotic images portraying the lose of dignity/reputation of the girl. Not sure if it belongs in the ENF thread as the character doesn't necesarily has to be embarrassed. Also I'm not 100% sure if this belongs in the /e/ board but I believe it does based on the fact that it doesn't need to include men or other women directly interfering with the act."}
+{"text":"Faggot that complains about the enf thread can't even contribute pics on a different thread."}
+{"text":"Post pregnant chicks. Maybe even discuss them."}
+{"text":"From my baseline understanding from research to have some realism in an AI text adventure I'm doing, hormones start telling the body to properly develop the systems for producing milk but it's not until birth that there's a change that switches them into full production mode."}
+{"text":"alright then contribute instead"}
+{"text":"Some mod's abusing their power and has me range-banned from posting images, but my Oppositional/Defiant Disorder is active so here's a bump"}
+{"text":"That's too bad"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"No Hololive thread? Let's fix that."}
+{"text":"Bonus for Hamakaze Previous"}
+{"text":"Such a perfectly erotic and elegant girl"}
+{"text":"Curse you Cygames"}
+{"text":"Inspired by a thread on /a/ of The Shiunji family children. Close-up shots of bras and bras being unhooked. Nipples are fine but not required."}
+{"text":"What's this from?"}
+{"text":"Blessed thread"}
+{"text":"Renketsu Houshiki (via yandex)"}
+{"text":"I see that the thread has survived and it's almost January 12. I said that the Shimoneta post was going to be my last post for the thread but apparently there was recent content with some material for the thread, so, here it is, another webm. Yeah, there is a ''jumpcut'' in the video, I omitted a few seconds of footage. Anyway, this may really be my last post for this thread. Ciao."}
+{"text":"Another post for this thread, this is from a very old series, something that was made before the 90s. Esper Mami wasn't made in the last decade of the 20th century I think. Most things in the thead are of content that was made this century and not the last one. Anyway, I don't have more material for this thread. I don't think I'll post in this thread again after this. Ciao."}
+{"text":"Previous thread No AI slop."}
+{"text":"There are so many incredible girls in this anime."}
+{"text":"Cute cha x esil art. /e/ is not the place for yuri though. Please read the rules and sticky before posting."}
+{"text":"Blonde, golden haired or yellow haired girls Bonus for Jean"}
+{"text":"God’s Stockings"}
+{"text":"Nagi is amazing, but all rock lovers are welcome"}
+{"text":"Bet her sweat smells really good!"}
+{"text":"Mika-chan teaching the other idols to become proper (jav) idols!"}
+{"text":"Girls wearing clothing that covers their breasts/pussy, but not the asshole"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to the Genshin girls. Cocogoat edition, but all Genshin girls are equally welcome~ Old thread  expired."}
+{"text":"of all sizes, colors, and flavors"}
+{"text":"Girls beckoning you into the sheets, and any other sexy scenarios in bed. Keep it /e/."}
+{"text":"Let's post some non-hentai mangas where pubic hair. Post the name of the manga. It must be NON-HENTAI"}
+{"text":"It doesn't entirely fit here because it is hentai so I am not even going to post a pic, but it is so good I think it is worth mentioning. Yuutousei ni Onanie o Miseru Hanashi by MM / mmchair is a masterpiece and you should read it."}
+{"text":"Addicted to Curry And older Funatsu Kazuki manga, before Dogeza, Monsuga and Sundome Milky Way He was already based even back then, but sadly it is not as ecchi focused as his later stuff. His art at the start was a bit rough and you can see he improves a bit later on, kinda of a midway to his current style."}
+{"text":"An older Fixed. I also just realized we don't have even 30% of the manga in english, it ran for nearly 12 years and has 49 volumes in total god damn, we only have up to 13."}
+{"text":"Praise this fucking manga"}
+{"text":"Lewd girls, ghosts and aliens. Captcha NSDDD"}
+{"text":"Kimetsu no Yaiba"}
+{"text":"Thread dedicated to the manga by Seiji Matsuyama and the OVA by J.C.Staff. Fanart is welcome too, you may also post other underrated titty shows of the early 2000s like Jungle de Ikou in here, or other short-lived titty shows. previous"}
+{"text":"New Matsuyama drawing of Kirika from that time"}
+{"text":"kek did he get that framed"}
+{"text":"she's also pretty huge herself so yeah it makes sense"}
+{"text":"boob....."}
+{"text":"Perfect size"}
+{"text":"Girls spending time together while being casually nude."}
+{"text":"Tht boy on the left is either REALLY tired or gay."}
+{"text":"the context behind that image (from the hxentai heroes OVA) is that an alien brainwashed them to think coming to school naked was ordinary. in his current state, that man would think a naked woman is about as interesting as a clothed one is to us."}
+{"text":"I wish we lived in that world"}
+{"text":"Girls kneeling or assuming dogeza position, presenting their holes ripe for the taking."}
+{"text":"Any girl from Re:Zero, preferably Rem but all are welcome."}
+{"text":"To marry and become one with Rem must be bliss"}
+{"text":"The perfect wives"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to the cutest Fate/Stay Night heroine!"}
+{"text":"She's fucking perfect"}
+{"text":"I love her like you wouldn't believe!"}
+{"text":"Involuntary or not, all sizes and perspectives allowed as long as nipples are visible."}
+{"text":"This fetish always makes me rock hard"}
+{"text":"Big plump girls with some fat to their bodies. Bonus for purple hair"}
+{"text":"plump and rating:questionable works nicely"}
+{"text":"I know nothing about this show but the girls always makes my peepee hard."}
+{"text":"Unconscious girls Bonus for poses like this"}
+{"text":"Concept's good, I'll see what I can find"}
+{"text":"I love battle damage"}
+{"text":"I just got a super fancy printer at a thrift store for dirt cheap, and it prints gorgeous photos! I want more beautiful ecchi art pieces to print out and hang on my walls. I'll post what I've printed so far. I especially like stuff like the OP picture, super detailed, highly rendered, classy and erotic."}
+{"text":"Onee-san, milfs and other soft big breasted women that give off that soft mommy vibe."}
+{"text":"Tfw will never get this milf into breastfeeding you as she gently strokes your hair"}
+{"text":"Benjamin Franklin explains why when their looks fade they develop better personalities no accidental kids not defiling a virgin more subtle"}
+{"text":"Truly the father of America"}
+{"text":"Rules of the thread: 1. Include full names and what series your characters are from. 2. Keep the request SIMPLE. 3. Compile multiple images into one or link to a gallery for additional references. 4. Try not to bump requests. 5. REQUEST drawings ONLY; this is NOT your personal deviantART page. 6. No AI deliveries. 7. Do not hijack requests. 8. PLEASE request only ONE drawing at a time. 9. Artists, post a sample of your work when \"taking X requests\". 10. No shitposting. 11. Keep it /e/. 12. If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. 13. Have fun Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Woah you nailed this, that's so hot! Awesome tits and pits. I do find her sharp eyes very captivating too. Much obliged~"}
+{"text":"Requesting a cute-lewd pin-up of Meiling Li in which she shows off her bare, slender legs."}
+{"text":"requesting a sweaty mia from golden sun exasperatedly stripping down and fanning herself from traveling through the hot desert"}
+{"text":"Requesting Azur Lane's Taihou in her red Playboy bunny outfit lounging around on a pool table, lazily smoking from a cigarette holder like in the bottom left. The more you can make it look like a dimly-lit pool hall the better."}
+{"text":"Requesting Shampoo wearing nothing but a whipped cream bikini on her lady parts as she blows a kiss"}
+{"text":"Breast envy"}
+{"text":"Girls in the middle of undressing or dressing up."}
+{"text":"I just felt a need to post this image and gush about how hot it is and this is the only thread that seems to have a related topic. FUCKING SEXO. I love how she seems disinterested like the viewer asked her \"do elves have the same genitals and humans\" and she responded by saying \"um, want to see\" and then does the image and gets a bit shy when she see's how hyper focused the guy is on her spread pussy responding by saying \"wow humans really love genitals huh\""}
+{"text":"I can't tell if this's fan art or 1 of THOSE conspicuously CGI anime shots..."}
+{"text":"Sauce on this one? I recognize the artist as Yasuda Kousuke but can't tell which series it's from."}
+{"text":"Post pics of anime or manga characters who don't wear panties, scenes from official media preferred, list sauce too, for example this is Rika Saionji from Yamada-kun and the 7 Witches OVA 1"}
+{"text":"They should have explored it more. It was a bit lame in rewatching."}
+{"text":"WET and MOIST"}
+{"text":"But anon, she's clearly wearing one."}
+{"text":"Kido Ayane from Kimi wa 008"}
+{"text":"Or maybe it's a thong, who knows."}
+{"text":"Neon swimsuits! Super soakers! Inner tubes! Beach balls! Pool, Seaside, Hotel/Resort setting! Jet Ski, Water Ski, Bright colors, warm weather, fun accessories! Let's usher in the Summer with hot babes having fun in the sun, barely dressed and dripping wet!"}
+{"text":"Very Merry Edition"}
+{"text":"Still would not mind a F!Alear as a Blade."}
+{"text":"This thread is for ENF images and manga which AI had some part in creating. Same spirit as the main ENF thread, except AI is welcomed - although please don't include needless image variations."}
+{"text":"How the hell can you jerk off to a fucking neuron? It's just a fucking neuron."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Timerra is so cute."}
+{"text":"Sorry missed the cock but point still stands."}
+{"text":"God Ginny is so fucking hot jesus."}
+{"text":"oh god Lucchini is hot"}
+{"text":"Sasha less than three"}
+{"text":"another decensor attempt"}
+{"text":"Post the best /e/ material of the most beautiful Oni."}
+{"text":"Flat, busty, dark, pale - all welcome."}
+{"text":"This is a thread for ecchi drawn by female artists. Bonus points if it is a mascot/self portrait/ self insert OC what is the appeal 1) There is a certain way only girls draw girls that is pretty endearing 2) Female artists self inserting themselves into lewd situations or using themselves as reference is hot, especially if they are dorky and bullyable in real life How to find Try to stick to ones that state themselves or it is stated for them with certainty that they are girls. You can use some context clues like hearing their voice in a stream, a jp name that ends with ko, a fujo work or two, etc, but try to not post unless you are 90% sure. If you are not sure, ask itt first. PLEASE DO NOT POST ANY WORK BY FTM, MTF, OR SOMEONE WITH A THEY/THEM BIO; PLEASE AVOID ANY POSTERS TRYING TO BAIT A GENDER IDENTITY ARGUMENT."}
+{"text":"I've always wondered if men and women draw ecchi differently. I always liked to believe to believe women could do it better because they have they know the secrets of a woman's body."}
+{"text":"To think that whenever games had a woman in them it looked like this... good times."}
+{"text":"StarvingArtist2000 on reddit is a great female ecchi artist! This is a self portrait (her on the right). I highly recommend her work! Sometimes she post cute pics of herself too"}
+{"text":"Disgaea, Shin Megami Tensei"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas, anon!"}
+{"text":"Not only fluffy tail but also fluffy bush"}
+{"text":"Thanks :>"}
+{"text":"Pure sex"}
+{"text":"previous thread Anime girls being cheeky and flirty, lewd selfies, one breast out, oppai challenge sort of stuff. Downblouse is fine but preferably if it's deliberately exposed Bonus if they're making eye contact, extra bonus if it's fancy clothes."}
+{"text":"Clothed or Hanging free."}
+{"text":"some real life tits look like that anon"}
+{"text":"Girls resting on their sides, with one titty stacked atop the other. The more squish, the better."}
+{"text":"Lori (Mazinkaiser)"}
+{"text":"Women naked in public. What is your favorite scenario?"}
+{"text":"I'll say a mix of option two and three. I enjoy when there's this conflict within the exhibitionist about her being a pervert at the current moment and her personality worrying about what's happening"}
+{"text":"1/4"}
+{"text":"2/4"}
+{"text":"3/4"}
+{"text":"4/4"}
+{"text":"Can't Spell Fundoshi without the word 'Fun'!"}
+{"text":"Today is paizuri day. Let's celebrate with some paizuri invitation!"}
+{"text":"Last thread"}
+{"text":"After some field study Yukari could verify that Erwin indeed takes off her hat in the shower"}
+{"text":"Underrated girl right here"}
+{"text":"Hallelujah"}
+{"text":"Asking that question."}
+{"text":"I called it Shokupan because anon last thread asked for big soft boobs but I'm happy to leave it theme-less. A bit ironic how my last post said \"Hope we can finish this before the end of the year\" and it's been 10 months since. Should've said \"within a year\" really. My apologies. I actually haven't lined up any images so the first few posts might take a bit. Please bear with me."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but I think they're actually nice and quick once you've got the hang of it. And they actually helped to reduce the spam a little over in the \"Alchemic Image-conjuration\" (AI) thread. Better than clicking traffic lights for hours."}
+{"text":"RIP yandere... they locked displaying explicit pics behind having an account and registering a new account has been suspended for years now."}
+{"text":"Well, at least that'll likely eliminate the need for COMPRESSED VERSIONs etc. for the most part. Still a pity."}
+{"text":"Post cute boyish women. God bless Nathaniel Coxon for inventing shorts. Previous thread :"}
+{"text":"Spats for the holidays This is peak female performance"}
+{"text":"Total tomboy love."}
+{"text":"Bust charts, etc. Anything with girls comparing breasts with each other Bonus points if its official art"}
+{"text":"are there more official charts? how's this even allowed"}
+{"text":"From World’s End Harem. [spoiler]I am still mad that it’s specified that the girls in Doi’s environment had their DNA altered so they could only birth daughters after he drunk the government koolaid, both because they had no idea that their biochemistry was being permanently changed in a genuinely life-altering way, and because THAT’S NOT HOW GAMETES WORK YOU INBRED MONKEY, SEX IS COMPLETELY DECIDED BY THE SPERM[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Based newfag."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite feline/canine ladies, bonus points if they're behaving like a cat"}
+{"text":"post 'moko (or other Watamote girls if you want)"}
+{"text":"2d preffered. Handjob/blowjob motions/pretend sex are all good. Animated is a plus"}
+{"text":"that link doesn't seem to work"}
+{"text":"Every time I DL this it says the zip file is empty."}
+{"text":"previous thread"}
+{"text":"Dangerously cute sporty megane"}
+{"text":"File over 4 mg."}
+{"text":"It's Jill-off January again, post some girls getting off. No AI."}
+{"text":"Back to January"}
+{"text":"I think NND should have an upload limit, what the fuck is this shit?"}
+{"text":"does anyone have any of MeriS's old motions?"}
+{"text":"well iwara data recovery has been finished according to the website. in the blog post iwara mentioned they have new hosting services? that was fast. im just happy to hear some good news"}
+{"text":"Post enslaved girls. Nude, in sexy clothes, working or being auctioned. Keep it /e/"}
+{"text":"The bouncier the better"}
+{"text":"I, on the other hand, require proof!"}
+{"text":"Thanks. You'll have to take me at my word.."}
+{"text":"Make Heroine ga Ōsugiru!"}
+{"text":"have the nude one"}
+{"text":"Fuck off!"}
+{"text":"New favorite Pokegirl"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Old thread: Official Art Thread! This can include officially released art, character sheets, concept art, and art from official creators/assistants/animators from shows or manga (from their Fanbox, for example). No AI or third-party edits/nude filters, please. Avoid posting manga pages unless the nudity is uncommon (like an uncensored tankobun or international release)."}
+{"text":"This is just Ai-slop, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"How was Hiyori involved in the series? Is there more?"}
+{"text":"So did we never ever get that Touhou OP? I know it was just one bit of them naked, but still"}
+{"text":"I was hoping we would have heard back from the guy who ordered the Aik Sole. He had some surgery thing and I'm hoping he's all right. It's been a while since he posted an update."}
+{"text":"One guy said he had the BD but that he couldn't rip it. So until someone who is willing and able to rip the BD buys a copy we probably aren't going to see it. It'll most likely have to be purchased second-hand now too."}
+{"text":"Last thread died so let's get this started again. Your No. 1 place for big juicy milkers"}
+{"text":"Some things just go together in life... like Tsuki and cowprint."}
+{"text":"Post some Lucoas!"}
+{"text":"Cocoa having fun with a hose."}
+{"text":"Too bad"}
+{"text":"Does a children's cartoon really need so much sex appeal?"}
+{"text":"I agree. It's like, either commit to it or don't. People do, just not (You)."}
+{"text":"Otter-chan is sexy"}
+{"text":"When there is no doubt what she needs right now"}
+{"text":"hoping someone will leak the uncensored fanbox tier again some time..."}
+{"text":"\"the censorship will get worse before it gets better.\""}
+{"text":"bp boobs sometimes"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Certain girls got rings after the year that the birthday rings came out. This means they dont have a birthday episode coming along with the ring. The lower cost is because you dont get an episode along with the ring."}
+{"text":"Girls in traditional japanese clothes. Be it samurai, peasant, miko or other, anything out of the Tokugawa period belongs here"}
+{"text":"I'll be posting official art, but fanart is welcomed too."}
+{"text":"based on the new card"}
+{"text":"Good thread."}
+{"text":"Implied footjobs are also welcome"}
+{"text":"Post gals"}
+{"text":"extra soft"}
+{"text":"Hokkaido Gals > Shitskin Gals"}
+{"text":"bikeshorts/spats thread"}
+{"text":"Putting Tifa in Spats under her skirt wasn't censorship, it was teasing. Think. What if she's wearing nothing at all under 'em?"}
+{"text":"wearing panties under bikeshorts defeats their whole purpose, I doubt Tifa is that dumb"}
+{"text":"Thoughts for anti-AI users?"}
+{"text":"Ai is trash slop for people without taste it's like artificial substances added to food to trick your taste buds. I'd rather eat homemade food made from the heart, even if it doesn't taste the same. Before you reply keep in mind that you should consume whatever you want. I will keep calling it trash no mather what and look for hand made stuff."}
+{"text":"do you want a medal?"}
+{"text":"Artificial flavoring haters are way better than AI haters. Artificial flavoring haters don’t run around yelling how much they hate artificial flavoring, nor do they act aggressively upon catching a glimpse of artificial flavoring. Instead they buy or make natural food themselves. AI haters should learn from artificial flavoring haters."}
+{"text":"Fuck the luddites. If you're that crossed for using AI, just trace over it."}
+{"text":"Waifus with cowboy hats and cowboy boots"}
+{"text":"It's over It has been a pleasure, partners."}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
+{"text":"KanColle"}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
+{"text":"Before starting a new thread, please check the catalog for existing threads."}
+{"text":"Discussion and art for the manga, anime and Light Novel of WataTabe. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I think this is just Shiori trying to explain Azami's behaviour."}
+{"text":"Shiori-san, what did you put in my bento?"}
+{"text":"Yaotose-san's Mermaid Maid"}
+{"text":"But that just means a youkai could eat you every time you had sex."}
+{"text":"Irrelevant. She wants to die, not to suffer."}
+{"text":"How did you like your Xmas presents? grind Garlic eat Garlic lick Garlic fuck Garlic Ahem, good day to everyone."}
+{"text":"Why the fuck are you randomly posting old screenshots of Love Curse?"}
+{"text":"She already has a girlfriend."}
+{"text":"The Reunion leak was true, Chloe is back in the new LiS."}
+{"text":"They have been dragging this series through the mud for too long. Most fans that have stuck around just want this couple to be happy but I have no faith left that they are capable of doing this justice."}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"I stopped two rapes on my way to group practice Amazing! How did you do it? With strong self-control."}
+{"text":"Rupa is a real hero"}
+{"text":"Nina paying back for the broken AC"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Updates and Discussion for English and Japanese games with gacha mechanisms. Heaven Burns Red Reverse 1999 D4DJ Path to Nowhere Fate/Grand Order Uma Musume HoYo thread Madoka Magia Exedra World Dai Star Love Live"}
+{"text":"Was there ever a gacha that had genuine yuri and not just everyone being MC-sexual? Towatsugai?"}
+{"text":"hi3rd, r1999 and HBR. Madoka maybe? Don't quote me on that. I recall arknights having yuri couples too"}
+{"text":"Madoka maybe? It had a canon lesbian couple since the Magia Record game."}
+{"text":"TowaTsugai was definitely the best one for yuri. Well the Yusha Yuuna gacha also existed for a while."}
+{"text":"pleasantly surprised"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"there's a WEG around this ship if you're interested"}
+{"text":"WEG West End Girls? World e-sports Games? Württembergische Eisenbahn-Gesellschaft?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: One Piece thread: Chainsaw Man thread: Boku no Hero Academia thread:"}
+{"text":"I'm still sad how Becky was developed. In the first few chapters when she was introduced, she had a giant girl crush on Anya."}
+{"text":"Been rewatching this and enjoying it. Unfortunately it doesn't lend itself to yuri"}
+{"text":"Currently playing V3 and shipping these two hard"}
+{"text":"Two naked women standing next to each other isn't yuri, especially since this artist does het with these same characters. Shame on you."}
+{"text":"For boob-on-boob action, or any yuri with massive mammaries. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"-Genderbend yuri of yaoi pairings -Yuri of female characters in fujo-driven series -BL-focused artists doing yuri Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Sword size?"}
+{"text":"Under the Vixen's Spell Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"She shaved it for Yuri"}
+{"text":"a toast, to yurimoko"}
+{"text":"how come they're so good at writing female characters that real women can relate their real life experience with these characters? Well, the answer is they're not good at all. But some people are shallow they wouldn't know good writing if it hit them in the face and would relate to a two panel strip of a turd hitting the toilet bowl."}
+{"text":"Cheers"}
+{"text":"Thread for Bang Dream/Revue Starlight/,etc. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cute, I'll definitely be ordering that one. Gamers is usually the best for these acrylic character stand prices too so its an easy choice."}
+{"text":"Figure collectors put their collection in fancy glass display cabinets. What kind of display would a few dozen yuri acrylics benefit from?"}
+{"text":"if they're small enough, i stick them in front or to the side of my manga on the shelf, or put them on something like a floating shelf. they can look good in a glass display like a detolf or a cube shelf too, but you need risers or other merch to mix it with, or else it ends up looking a bit weird in my experience"}
+{"text":"Came back from a 3 month work trip and had all this waiting for me. R8 my haul"}
+{"text":"Nice variety for english only. Looks like a good time to me."}
+{"text":"Previous thread Season 2 / Anime EP13-17 will all stream at once on January 1st. The special will also air on January 10th."}
+{"text":"Volumes 6 and 7 are about their relationship, but they're not really intended to be incestuous, just a bit siscon."}
+{"text":"Armpits, pubes, etc"}
+{"text":"Hairy enough?"}
+{"text":"it's not erotic when it is this natural"}
+{"text":"Fag"}
+{"text":"Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"I just dont bother learning the ugliest language on the globe You already know english so no you don't need to learn it again."}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"Yeah Cope all you want chink apologist."}
+{"text":"tfw no qt maoist commie gf to shriek aloud fanfiction for me (in her beautiful native mandarin) to lull me to sleep It's not fair"}
+{"text":"What has danish got to do with anything here???"}
+{"text":"I believe it. Apart from being socially awkward and introverted, Sorawo has always seemed to well-adjusted for all the traumatic shit she lived as a child. Having a crazy split personality would be fitting (or maybe she is the split personality)."}
+{"text":"Releasing 2/14. I really like this one."}
+{"text":"Doesn't she already have a doppelganger? Just use it."}
+{"text":"Lots of age gap books lately, eh? Even Iruma did those novels about the cheating teacher and her student."}
+{"text":"Age gap yuri will rule the world"}
+{"text":"EN: store.steampowered.com/app/3224770 JP: umamusume.jp Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Yakuzas haven't been relevant in decades."}
+{"text":"Uma SEXO"}
+{"text":"rival stuff..."}
+{"text":"Then why are the others there?"}
+{"text":"Don't matter if it's a waltz or tango, offical or fan art, if it involves two girls hand holding, arms on the back or waist and them dancing the night away, post it!!"}
+{"text":"That's some 2000's anime vibe"}
+{"text":"It's hard being a 37phia shipper...no content..."}
+{"text":"Does Matilda Mama get shipped to anyone?"}
+{"text":"There’s always too much loli and never enough teenager x middle-aged woman in these threads."}
+{"text":"Curious. I want more loli x middle-aged woman but it's always loli x teenage girl / young adult woman"}
+{"text":"you can never have too much, but i'll admit i could do with more variety anyway."}
+{"text":"you have just been satisfied by your lover. she holds you and says \"i love you\" as you both fall asleep in each other's arms"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"All good."}
+{"text":"p7 You can bill it Just bill it p10 This is dangerous... Match the font used on the previous page p15 Mmm~... Reformat/recenter"}
+{"text":"All kinds of lesbian machines. Koukaku no Pandora, Nier Automata, Megaman, Transformers, Medabots, whatever. Previous thread >"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"There must be something in the picture clearly showing that the subject is fantasizing about another girl, obviously."}
+{"text":"We love yuri between two girls so yuri between multiple woman is even better. Share pictures of multiple girls sharing their love. The more love that can be spread around the better."}
+{"text":"The thread for all sorts of dildos, strap-ons, or even anal beads. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"The wetter the better"}
+{"text":"Sexy muscles!"}
+{"text":"I need a place to find some copium"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: For good measure, our sister lactation thread:"}
+{"text":"Pussy-on-pussy! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"We still love it"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cure Kiss and Cure Zukyuun revealed."}
+{"text":"Even as Mahoutsukai fan this is a bit much for just homage, I feel like there has to be something bigger here, but what is it? Currently my suspicion is still the same as this  in that we are going to get at least one crossover episode with Mahoutsukai, but now, instead of it being unlikely, I am quite confident it can happen. While Isao Murayama is relevant for /u/ because he is good at making yuri couple episodes, before (and after) Mahoutsukai, his specialization is actually on crossover. He made the All-Stars DX movies, he wrote Miracle Universe and Miracle Leap, he wrote the crossover episodes in Hugtto, etc. And with how much Meitantei is referencing Mahoutsukai, I kinda feel the staffs (at least the producer) want to have a crossover with Mahoutsukai, that's why they brought the writer of Mahoutsukai to the team. The fact the last two seasons have crossover with other shows (Wonderful crossover with Shinchan and Hirogaru Sky + Maho Girls; Kimito Idol crossover with Dancing Stars), means there is a good chance for Meitantei to also get at least one crossover episode, with Mahoutsukai Precure the most obvious choice at this point."}
+{"text":"Also, I was curious with Eclair, because she looks familiar. Then I realize her color is similar to Kouchou-sensei. So basically Eclair and Arcana-Shadow are genderbent Kouchou-sensei and Kushi? Are they gay??? And then it clicks that Mashu-tan (fairy who does prophecy) is basically Cathy (the crystal ball who does prophecy) as actual fairy. So even the other Cures and fairies are referencing Mahoutsukai. I think only Jett-senpai isn't a reference to Mahoutsukai, but I suppose in term of role in the story, his role is similar to Mother Rapapa. In that, Mother Rapapa provides Maho Girls with their equipments (their wand, Linkle Stick, Linkle Stone, etc.), and likewise Jett-senpai is the one who provide the Meitantei Cures with their equipments. But anyway, right now I think Eclair and Arcana-Shadow were (and will be) an item..."}
+{"text":"I can see the higher up staff intentionally planning a homage season to Maho, though how much SD will be influenced remains to be seen. Mikuru and Anna being mother and child would be quite the spin on Maho's family dynamic. That ... might explain why we know zilch about Eclair. It might that her and Arcana Shadow are intimately tied to each other. They might have a morning sky (blue) and night sky (black) duality going on."}
+{"text":"ITT: We post yuri with a creepy/horror theme and yuri of characters from horror-related media."}
+{"text":"This is why I ship Ada and Carla. This hilarious scene where Ada hears \"Ada Wong is moving south\" over the radio and Ada is like WTF."}
+{"text":"What does this have to do with horror? At this point this is just the gore lite thread, which is not what it is supposed to be."}
+{"text":"Do you mean in the story or in the real world? Suletta is already a bio-engineered baby."}
+{"text":"NijiRyo OP for a change. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Jap cold or something less deadly?"}
+{"text":"Wholesome. Also avoids issues with youtube monetization."}
+{"text":"Youtube doesnt demonetize people for kissing, dumbass."}
+{"text":"it's just a minecraft clone calm down"}
+{"text":"Cosplayers being hella gay. Been a while since the last one:"}
+{"text":"Isn't that JeanWanWan and Dani?"}
+{"text":"Cosplay couple names?"}
+{"text":"red_theresia and kishico @ Xitter, respectively"}
+{"text":"A western version of the JAV threads. Post faves, ask for recommendations and all that good stuff. Please try to keep things at least somewhat tasteful and artistic."}
+{"text":"Romi Rain is the sub in a four-on-one lesbian gangbang with Briana Banks and Violet Monroe."}
+{"text":"Desperately looking for scenes where a straight gets seduced by a lesbian."}
+{"text":"Can't find videos of the most prominent kink in lesbian porn Oh look what do we have here in this very thread."}
+{"text":"I have like 100+ of those saved on my computer but idk how to make a list Too lazy to write down 1 by 1"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"chinese artist who is hyper autistic about sky striker and yuri, even down to writing death threats when konami gets their anatomy wrong drew sky striker futa on his locked (now deleted) alt account, which he would only allow people to follow if they didn't like/retweet non-yuri skystriker posts chinese people are weird"}
+{"text":"Absolutely pathetic behaviour. Futafags are always pretending the most that they care about yuri, but they are just glorified hetshitters who dont like males."}
+{"text":"His main account has plenty of futa, though?"}
+{"text":"Warm, salty, and golden."}
+{"text":"Piss thread on /u/, we're so back"}
+{"text":"how common is watersports in lesbian sexual intercourse"}
+{"text":"More than you think, less than you'd hope."}
+{"text":"Pretty cute that Gudako copied her girlfriends pose"}
+{"text":"Omii-san finally added"}
+{"text":"As you may or may not be aware /u/, Japan (like America) has gotten to the point where they have decided to cash in on nostalgia By making a bunch of sequels/remakes of anime that are 10 years older, maybe more. Call it a lack of fresh ideas, perhaps a need for cheap money but; good or bad, it is happening. So with all that said, which Yuri Classic you think should be getting a remake? I'll start <This But with a few changes Tamao wins Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your lack of self-awareness is so cute."}
+{"text":"Because Shizuma found true love so in theory she won't fuck anyone else besides Nagisa, unless Nagisa likes to watch"}
+{"text":"This is the best way to hit the bump limit."}
+{"text":"God you are pathetic."}
+{"text":"KyoKano Fuuko was busy preparing for exams so probably only had Mashiro Also cycles of NTR lol"}
+{"text":"She said her first time was with someone she didn't like, but she seemed to like her, at least back then."}
+{"text":"Fell out of love after witnessing the scene but still had sex maybe"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"The music may be the main theme of the series, but the best scenes are the one without music, focusing only on the yuri scenes. Next time the mangaka should pick a lighthearted / fun theme and focus on comedy and yuri"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Your one-stop place for yuri of Street Fighter, KoF, Dead or Alive, Skullgirls, etc."}
+{"text":"Such a pretty face"}
+{"text":"June is for Pride and June Brides. So before the month ends lets celebrate the most important vow two girls an make."}
+{"text":"When two girls really love each other they have a baby"}
+{"text":"I want my favorite yuri couples to spend all their free time fucking each other This is how you end up with fifteen children (in an ideal alternate universe)."}
+{"text":"My taste has been like that for almost 2 decades now. And this one too."}
+{"text":"The good thing about lesbian sex is that it doesn't beget children. And even if it did, it should be entirely reliant on their will."}
+{"text":"I like this remark. I have something similar circling in my head thanks to Teren and Watanare. If children are nowhere in the picture- why not polyamory? And also polyamory can get you a community of lovers that can partially compensate for not having children to take care of you in your old age or if you get sick or injured. Sex is a strong social bonding agent."}
+{"text":"Last thread was nuked out of existence."}
+{"text":"Canon didn't provide us anything either, let's be real."}
+{"text":"Isn't that exactly what I said?"}
+{"text":"Old thread #"}
+{"text":"Thats hot"}
+{"text":"I can't stop watching dungeon meshi this is probably my third watchthrough"}
+{"text":"Well, they have a sort of one"}
+{"text":"Post pictures of love and sex between holy and unholy; devils/demons and angels proving yuri can overcome any difference between girls."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Search \"Yuru Yuri\" No result Let's fix that, /u/."}
+{"text":"just doint it in front of their daughters like that They're going to start copying mommies"}
+{"text":"Lets have some yuri memes"}
+{"text":"Don't be such a drama queen."}
+{"text":"Over a year later, I tried looking for Sharon x Myung on Pixiv and this is the only remotely yuri picture anybody drew of them."}
+{"text":"Only one pic from the only yuri couple of the Macross franchise"}
+{"text":"The only one I saw was years ago of Myung masturbating to Sharon (Sharon singing on the TV to be exact). Myung fingers herself until her eyes roll back and Sharon looks through the tv at her like \"DAMN\". Unfortunately it was on a blue board and got nuked within a minute."}
+{"text":"That must be fun for Mirage to explain. WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THREE YEARS OLD????"}
+{"text":"Never thought I'd like the lesbian yandere so much."}
+{"text":"Smart is sexy."}
+{"text":"A fool's hope as always."}
+{"text":"Dear God this made me think of Power X Miko."}
+{"text":"sad"}
+{"text":"It's the /u incest thread! Post momxdaughter, sisters, auntxniece, grandmaxgranddaughter, whatever configurations of related ladies you have!"}
+{"text":"Hard to believe, but it's been 3 years since LycoReco aired. Friends Are Thieves of Time was nice, but I want something meatier with more calories. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I've thought about it every day since I saw it on Toonami. Can't wait til Season 2, watch the shorts afterwards."}
+{"text":"Why does she wear the mask?"}
+{"text":"Kinda wish he would just finish the story at this point. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Yuri scenarios with at least one girl who is straight (or was until a few minutes ago). Lit recs also welcome."}
+{"text":"I wonder if hypnosis really counts? At that points its just literally magically turning around someone's sexuality and not just a \"het\" woman realizing girls are fucking hot."}
+{"text":"If I was married I would dream of this happening to my wife."}
+{"text":"I mean, it implies after the hypnosis she'll still be a lesbian. We'd need more like a doujin or something."}
+{"text":"I don't think we've had a world building thread on /u/ before, compared to other red boards, have you designed a yuri-normative setting /u/? Do share. By yuri-normative, I mean the setting has normalised/institutionalized female homosexual relationships. Questions to ask: What kind of setting is this? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Alternate History? Close to real life? Are men still around? Regardless of yes or no, what has happened to them? Dead? Turned gay? Etc. If men are around, are women the dominant gender or are they equal, or worse, oppressed? How did lesbianism become normalized/institutionalized? What happens if a girl identifies as straight?"}
+{"text":"*female-only sorry"}
+{"text":"I used to have a conceptual fanfic where the solnoid gang is preserved cryogenically in some hidden and burried spaceship and awakesn today to build their own land and society on current Earth. IIRC they were reproducing by cloning so would have to have preserved technology to combine eggs or develop ability to do that naturally. Vaginal fluids carrying conception-capable cells that are secreted only outside of ovulation to prevent selffertilization? And ovulation cycles not having stable period so that two females didn't have problem to conceive?"}
+{"text":"What kind of setting is this? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Alternate History? Close to real life? Sci-fi/lo-fi The era of colony ships, of people packed into the big space boat and shipped off to god knows where Are men still around? Regardless of yes or no, what has happened to them? Dead? Turned gay? Etc. Because women handle low/no gravity better, and consume fewer resources, almost, if not all \"awake\" positions are women. The vast, vast majority of men are just in cryo. And will be for a few hundred, maybe few thousand years. I dunno space travel time scales. If men are around, are women the dominant gender or are they equal, or worse, oppressed? If there are any around, they're probably in big, important (according to them) positions, and are mostly tranquilized by a few yes-women, until they die. Maybe a small handful are defrosted early, either because some woman out there really loves him, or because they need some sperm to start a living colony on the ship, which they probably shouldn't do, but, people gonna people. How did lesbianism become normalized/institutionalized? What happens if a girl identifies as straight? People want intimacy, and body heat is at a premium besides. You snuggle not necessarily because you love someone, but because heat is precious. Then you're snuggling with someone, lonely, and psychology takes its fucking course. Clothing is also likely to be pretty rare, besides shit like utility harnesses and other very job-focused equipment, so, every other woman you see is probably nude, including the huddling for warmth bit. You can be straight, of course, but there aren't really any men who aren't super creeps. I suppose you could defrost a guy if you liked him, but, good luck, he's in the male fantasy, 1 guy, like 300 women scenario. And otherwise, straight or not, you're probably still getting in the naked cuddle pile with everyone else to stay warm, see how long being straight holds."}
+{"text":"Another retard who cant keep males out of his fucking story. OP is such a fucking moron for framing this whole thing around what is going on with males and heteronormative worlds instead of asking people about an actual yuriverse story. This thread has been nothing but disappointment because of that. OP is a fucking loser."}
+{"text":"Shizuka and Marina won (each other)"}
+{"text":"Why are you posting static images as gifs?"}
+{"text":"Twitter artists are now uploading their art as animations so they can't be edited by AI."}
+{"text":"Xitter is such a trashfire. Hopefully one day artist will actually leave it to die."}
+{"text":"Webtoon / Webcomic thread Continued from"}
+{"text":"I miss them"}
+{"text":"I check in on Naver from time to time Still alot of touchy moments but nothing concrete and the chapters are mainly plot focused"}
+{"text":"all the bato sites I read webtoon on are down Yay...."}
+{"text":"Nothing even happens in this!"}
+{"text":"At this point Hand Jumper is more gay than Night of Shadows, but in the most toxic way."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"black and orange edition"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"RPGs with bullet hell battles."}
+{"text":"Ah, interesting, gonna put it on my list for the next sale."}
+{"text":"Isn't Deltarune's battle system way different?"}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the same in that they're both turn-based where you play bullet hells to dodge damage, but with Deltarune you get multiple party members instead of just one, which gives you more options in terms of strategy. Both games have demos if you want to try them out before you buy. The yuri content in Undertale comes after its demo, but there's some pretty meaty yuri content in the Deltarune demo. However, Deltarune is intended to be played after Undertale, and it's not yet complete (the 5th chapter of 7 will be coming out this year). Despite not being complete it's already substantially longer than Undertale, though."}
+{"text":"Gonna check the demos then, thanks anon."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You should inform if you are getting paid to promote kirara next anime"}
+{"text":"Japan doesn't believe it either because most of them switched to western-style matresses"}
+{"text":"Why is mom's head so disproportionately large"}
+{"text":"It isn't?"}
+{"text":"They aren't. I stayed at a ryoukan and woke up with back pain, even with a futon."}
+{"text":"Seasonal thread for girls in bikinis, swimsuits, and just generally being at the beach."}
+{"text":"The Last of US Part II if it was good."}
+{"text":"More Ellabs."}
+{"text":"I neer really interpreted this as rape. Classic gif tho."}
+{"text":"The original canon yuri rapist"}
+{"text":"Gather up all your dreams /u/"}
+{"text":"Thread for mommy's milk. Continued from"}
+{"text":"A thread about the breakout hit gun-slinging cupid yuri"}
+{"text":"Ended up getting the English copy of the manga after seeing so many people gassing it up on Twitter. It's really cute!"}
+{"text":"Is this still getting scanned, or was it dropped when it got licensed? I feel like it's been ages since I saw a release post."}
+{"text":"There hasn't been a new chapter since October. Combination of work on volume 2, promotion of the US release and the author moving. Looks like it skipped this month too."}
+{"text":"the good part What happens?"}
+{"text":"Why does this look like yaoi"}
+{"text":"Broad shoulders and angular bodies that makes the girls look masculine rather than soft and curvy. Artist must be a fujo."}
+{"text":"It's not much, but I really love these. Can't find The Summer You Were There volumes 2 and 3 anywhere, so I guess I'll wait (and hope) for a reprint."}
+{"text":"we already have a buyfag thread"}
+{"text":"Very aesthetically pleasing palette"}
+{"text":"New Toki was great"}
+{"text":"Toki great That's redundant."}
+{"text":"I need it badly, but I have no idea how realistic it is after such a long time."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"Elf lezzing. Yuri of ideally two (or more) elves, or elf + other species It's high time knife ears were properly explored here. One note: Do not post Marcille & Falin from Dungeon Meshi please, even though they are cute - let's make a separate thread instead for that: There is large amount of art for them and it would drown out all the other stuff (post there and link here if you must). Zelda should probably go to Nintendo thread for the same reason Let's try to collect as much of the rarer elf yuri instead."}
+{"text":"Mind if we have this thread?"}
+{"text":"It’s a shame that so few artists draw Rinze/Kaho"}
+{"text":"This is what Idolmaster should have been from the start"}
+{"text":"Status: trapped in Limbo between Heaven and Hell, as usual. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Momotop as expected. This artist made other MachiMazo doujins before, right? Also this apparently takes place after their fancy restaurant date."}
+{"text":"The english publisher will probably want to reprint it at some point since they rarely shy away from overprinting in my experience. The JP version is reprinted occasionally and 5 is still available at the moment too. If you look hard enough you'd probably be able to find a small bookstore somewhere with an online presence to buy it from as well."}
+{"text":"Bato.si and bato.ing mirrors are working but still have some image loading server issues. All other mirrors are dead or set behind VPN for most of the world."}
+{"text":"Doesnt seem like they have it uploaded"}
+{"text":"you might be a lil dense, but thats okie"}
+{"text":"Can someone summarize what's happened in the latest arc (ch. 198-201) so far? Something about the cop guy's family issues it looks like?"}
+{"text":"aka \"Sorry, but I'm Not Into Yuri\". Discuss the latest volume and thrilling conclusion of the Dodgeball Arc."}
+{"text":"How the heck is ShiraKuro's hair freaking green?"}
+{"text":"she wears lolita fashion at school and writes fanfics"}
+{"text":"Now that Toudou has 100% embraced her gayness, the sequel should be called \"Sorry, but I'm Not Into Lolis\"."}
+{"text":"...and?"}
+{"text":"Screw the rules, she has green hair."}
+{"text":"I'll start with meg and Jo from Burst Angel. Also, all of the couples from girls with guns series."}
+{"text":"New Mai-series when?"}
+{"text":"younger than her"}
+{"text":"Thread for Bang Dream/Revue Starlight/,etc. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Literally zero nyamutsu/nyamortis doujin I'm gonna go into withdrawal I can't take this anymore"}
+{"text":"Post recommendations, covers, and screenshots of lesbian JAV."}
+{"text":"I think in the image it's just plastic wrap but there is a proper thing for something like that called a dental dam and it's made of latex."}
+{"text":"Dental dams weren't made as prophylactics. They're also unnecessary. You can't get anything from lesbian sex that you can't get from kissing."}
+{"text":"I like lecherous older hags preying on younger girls That's funny, I like lecherous younger girls preying on innocent older hags"}
+{"text":"I have heard of plastic wrap being used for analingus"}
+{"text":"ANYTHING UNCENSORED??? ONLY LOSERS WOULD WASTE TIME ON CENSORED SHIT!"}
+{"text":"We're back bitches. Thread for Tamsyn Muir's The Locked Tomb series: Gideon the Ninth, Harrow the Ninth and Nona the Ninth. Post fanart and memes and discuss the books. Fingers crossed for Alecto sometime this year! Prior thread:"}
+{"text":"Expectations for this year?"}
+{"text":"None whatsoever. But hey, it could always be worse. I'm expecting a HL3 situation where Alecto just appears from out of nowhere after a decade's wait."}
+{"text":"Anyone who doesn't cape for the Gideon/Ianthe endgame is a dummy."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: A thread for yuri from From Software games, including Demon Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring. Other Souls-like titles, like Nioh and Code Vein, are also allowed."}
+{"text":"what did the manga mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Wrong board."}
+{"text":"They are meant for each other."}
+{"text":"They did. He is"}
+{"text":"I might be getting my details mixed up, but Ori was from an entirely separate civilization then Argentum and Aurum, right? Sort of an Atlantis expy, as per her real world origins. Following that line of thinking, it stands to reason that Argentum would be eager to capitalize on their advanced wealth and technological knowledge whereas Aurum is in the business of establishing diplomatic ties. In that case, and especially if Ori was visiting their city with her mother, she'd inevitably run into the both of them, but Argentum would probably be the one to spend more time softening them up over all. TiVa When Mithril gets going, she really likes to savor the moment. Sort of an immovable object meets unstoppable force situation between her and Ada. Good to know that Tita takes after their best qualities. PoTl See, I would've warned Thallium about making deals with fae creatures but we all know that she's got those two tamed. If she's lucky Prase well have second thoughts on her way home from the gala, sandwiched between the twins. I mean, come on, it's not like EVERYONE she knows is secretly in an incestuous rrelationship. Right? Maybe she needs a vacation."}
+{"text":"Yes that's right for Ori. Atlantis expy and all that. Sunk into the Atlantic. The Argentum and Aurum stuff were that they had laid down the foundation of a trade deal as part of the opening diplomatic overtures made by the setting's Roman Empire upon the rediscovery of Atlantis. Ori traveling is an interesting route, perhaps Aurum gets to work her magic while they're visiting and Argentum's handling things. Tita Exactly. Mithril and Ada are so proud. Tita's probably heard it before, and maybe doesn't really clock it because its personality, but I bet Vana felt rather odd when she met AdaMi. Prase Exactly, it's why she's taking the twins to that showing of Electra Regina. She'll put those two to the test, see if they can deny when they're all hot and bothered. Play her for a fool, will they? She'll show them."}
+{"text":"Ori should've paid better attention back then, maybe she could have learned a thing or two Argon would now dearly love to know. But you can't really blame her too much, it's not like she remembers much of anything specific from before Argon discovered her. Like what the trade deal was for, or the circumstances her people were in for them to accept in the first place. Tita Vanadium can't deny the germ of intellectual curiosity she has whenever she's in Ada's company. You can't just switch that kind of expertise off. Hey, that might be one of the few things that's capable of getting Titanium flushed in public. Prase See, now they've dragged her down to their level. So who's the real winner here, hmm? As for Po, Lithium has seen the inside of her closet. Nobody who owns that many different suits could ever truly hate the idea of dressing up. Plus, it does come with certain...additional benefits."}
+{"text":"Too true. Poor Ori, hopefully someday her memory will recover. I'm sure she'd at least recognize Argent and Aurum. Va Primae bless the day when Vana can see both Tita and Ada in swimsuits. Mithril'll have to put blinders on Vana to corral her. Pr She won't give up that easily. She knows younger sibling tricks. She can pull a fast one too! That is true for Lith and Po. I'm also sure that Lith, without a hint of irony or awareness, can safely suggest taking Po's young flame out to dinner to sate her desires. The suggestion might cause Po to stall as she internally reviews the last three months of conversation with Lith. She's sure she didn't mention dating Thal. All the while she's unaware that she tends to pull younger women when it came to one night stands."}
+{"text":"Ori must have whatever you'd call the opposite of face blindness. Specific people with specific appearances seem to be what jogs her memory the most. Although Argon might be a touch perplexed in such an event, because who wouldn't recognize Gold? Va \"You get used to it, dear,\" Mithril says guidingly as Vana babbles something about muscle groups. She's speaking from personal experience, of course. Po Ah, so she's unaware of the reputation she's cultivated then? That's not terribly surprising considering where her mind would've been at during those times. She's deep in thought having a smoke in bed after a night in, looking all cool and mysterious in the eyes of the girl that's currently lying beside her, and meanwhile she's thinking about like, what she's going to have for lunch tomorrow. Or planning her next trip out to the countryside. You know, responsible stuff."}
+{"text":"Previous Act:"}
+{"text":"NY"}
+{"text":"The main one"}
+{"text":"I started binge watching this series while looking for more Class S type stories. I'm thoroughly enjoying but it seems like the anime did not fully cover all the light novels, and the anime was the only media translated into English. That itself is a pity of course, but I'm glad we got something at least. While Class S type stories aren't exactly yuri, this can be discussed here, right?"}
+{"text":"something Class S almost never achieved. Class S is a retarded invention by western dekinais with no exposure to japanese literature. S culture had plenty of stories that had this, the single most famous S culture novel had the girls end up together. But you have never read any of them and only random shoujo you think has anything to do with that entirely fictional \"class s\" genre."}
+{"text":"No, you are just a moron with tunnel vision. You see a single author from an era where Class S wasnt even big yet and pretend she is representative of the entire genre. She never was. The body of Class S works exceeds her stories by the thousands. You are a retard in denial. The only brainlets who defend Class S garbage are usually weeaboos without any actual clue about Japanese literature or manga culture in the 60s to 80s."}
+{"text":"invoking the fake trope of \"le ignorant westerner\" and using cultural relativism to disguise the defense of the inherently anti-yuri genre such as class s Transparent tactics of an anti-yuri weeb."}
+{"text":"I don't think most of Nobuko Yoshiya's novels were even translated to English (let alone anything more obscure than her) so it's pretty fair to say EOPs are in no position to weigh in on historical trends in Class S"}
+{"text":"No, you absolute retard, even if you can't read the original japanese (which even Japs have trouble with because its so old), the history is well fucking known. There are summaries of all her works and the general idea is clear you absolute fucktard. Noboku as already pointed out was a fucking outlier, an exception and from an era where Class S wasn't even big. The genre got big in the 60s-80s. How many times does this shit need to get repeated till you get it?"}
+{"text":"I think the maid and the ojou-sama are basically destined to. The rich family will not accept their daughter to have a mistress without a ring on her."}
+{"text":"If you bump and delete your post one more time instead of properly replying to this thread I will be posting a bunch of on-topic stuff and shorten this thread's lifespan significantly. You have been warned."}
+{"text":"I have warned you not to bump and delete your post. So now you reap what you sowed. So first of all I got into Lylicle through the visual novel, Lilycle Rainbow Stage. I feel like it introduced the series really well. I especially liked the calendar system. Advancing each couple throuhgout the year at your own pace is really cool, especially compared to either being forced to follow a route each time or having to read through every single couple's development simulteaneously in a linear kinetic VN. Ensemble casts should always be handled this way desu!"}
+{"text":"In my first playthrough I didn't really understand the VN's choices or how they worked, so I just reloaded them and thus unlocked all three possible combinations of the main triangle at the same time. For a series that builds such a strong identity on established pairings, it is quite surprising that they gave the player so much variation for the new main triangle. Like I am aware each couple variation has their own song and all, but it seems way harder to maintain. I guess it would be easier to have them in a threeway poly relationship to keep things concise... Of the three combination I did prefer Yuuno/Tamaki the most. Teacher and student yuri is always great, but Tamaki being almost a loli gave it a weird reverse age gap feel from what is actually going on. Sensei is also way more fun with Yuuno than with Saeka. Although I can't say I disliked any of the combinations. Saeka does feel sort of like the main love interest for Yuuno contextually to me though."}
+{"text":"If I had to rank all pairings in Lilycle Rainbow Stage!!! it would look like this: 1. Hare/Seira (tsundere couples are the best) 2. Alice/Ibuki (ojou-sama/maid is classic stuff) 3. Takami/Yuuno (the fun student/teacher one) 4. Mio/Natsuki (this feels like oneeloli) 5. Mai/Mayu (incest is wincest as they say) 6. Waka/Ayumi (Waka is just so freaking earnest) 7. Yuuno/Saeka (feels like the \"canon\" couple) 8. Ayame/Hina (I keep forgetting this pairings exists) 9. Tamaki/Seaka (despite my love for student/teacher, this one feels tagged on) There isn't any bad couple here, but some are clearly more fleshed out and interesting than others. Though I am sure Ayame/Hina is actually trying to appeal by being such a basic and straightforward dynamic of normal pure lovers. -- More thoughts next time that anon decides to bumpdelete."}
+{"text":"A thread to discuss any personal yuri creations you're currently working on or have ideas for, and to get feedback and advice from other anons. Tell us what you're making! This includes but is not limited to: yuri stories (note that fanfiction has it's own dedicated thread) yuri video games yuri comics yuri card games yuri 3D modeling and/or printing yuri graffiti yuri food using deep learning to construct two sentient female AI and setting them up on a blind date Note that all the normal board rules still apply, e.g. no hetshit, etc."}
+{"text":"working on a VN, focus is on one love interest for now. Trying to organise the game in a way that I can easily backtrack and add things later, such as additional NPCs. So, there are lots of .rpy files, and the script .rpy file only has calling functions in it. But is that a reasonable way to set it up?"}
+{"text":"LOL I was thinking of a VN like this sometime ago but im working on a different project before I tackle something complex like this."}
+{"text":"I'm not an expert, but that is what I do. I have all of my miscellaneous definitions and start/end in script.rpy then organize the actual script in separate .rpy files. Another thing: Visual Studio Code has a nice feature where it recognizes you're doing Ren'Py and colors your file contents for you."}
+{"text":"ah yes the script files has only the labels and calls, the content is split into these .rpy files. previously, i would dump the whole thing onto the script file so i hope this way makes it easier to make edits in future :)"}
+{"text":"Oh hey, shit, that's smart. I've only developed 1 small test game (and I mean 'lasts about 15 minutes' small) where I had teh main route on the base file and the others in separate ones, but this seems more... organized."}
+{"text":"More to fondle their boobs"}
+{"text":"more romantic stuff pls"}
+{"text":"Yes, \"ai\" means love."}
+{"text":"Stop posting gifs from futa scenes."}
+{"text":"It's been 10 long years since we were blessed with the best eroanime ever."}
+{"text":"Considering what it was, it could have been much worse. At least they deserve credit for not going down the forced Het route or including Het just to attract people. It's funny that the MC's lack of personality was a plot point."}
+{"text":"I will never forgive them for ruining this franchise with hetshit."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: After 15 glorious years, Virgins' Empire is nearing its end, so let's have one final thread. What are your favorite pairings and moments? What are your hopes for the remaining chapters?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have their hands on any of the Isobelle Pascha X Otome no Teikoku Figures? So cute!!!"}
+{"text":"Cursed tall Mahis."}
+{"text":"I have mask's. I really wanted to get at least two to pair them up but these things are very rare now and it is insanely difficult to even find someone selling one let alone for a price that isn't insanely expensive."}
+{"text":"Tall Mahimahi isn't really anon, it can't hurt you."}
+{"text":"real*"}
+{"text":"Good, good. Now where's the rest of it?!"}
+{"text":"Wow, after all this time? Much obliged, anon."}
+{"text":"Man seeing my art reposted after 10 years gives me a weird feeling"}
+{"text":"requesting the girl with green hair giving the black haired girl oral while wearing the pink outfit, the black haired girl has her back against a wall"}
+{"text":"For me, it's the gap moe of people who are mature and are attracted to men enough to let one impregnate her. If two women like that are going to get it on, you just know the attraction is uncharacteristically strong. Plus there's always the lingering thrill of \"what if my husband/children find out??\""}
+{"text":"Some people would take issue with this view but I agree"}
+{"text":"wrong thread sis"}
+{"text":"Yes, they are dating in the story like it is a yuri VN. Yes, they kiss a lot and the seiyuus make chuu sounds. Yes, there are other explicitly gay girls in the franchise too."}
+{"text":"What is this I hear of a self insert?"}
+{"text":"self insert Not yuri. Go to /vmg/ threads for off topic."}
+{"text":"Starting out with Sal Jiang since she loves this stuff."}
+{"text":"Reposting from the rape thread, since it might be better here."}
+{"text":"Because shitposters like you necrobump it."}
+{"text":"Dead thread"}
+{"text":"You know the drill: share your story ideas, from the simple to the complex, the pure to the lurid, all about that wonderful thing called yuri!"}
+{"text":"Then stop writing and stop using generative software and just read other people's works. Clearly your standards are below human."}
+{"text":"MC is a former punk from Earth who's trying to improve herself after being arrested, something which broke her mother's heart, only to end up being summoned to another world to be the 'heroine', being given a party of beautiful, capable women to adventure with. Anyone else might have bought into it right then and there. Hell, even the MC almost bought into it, seeing this as a chance at redemption But you'd have to be blind not to notice the odd pattern of a hero being summoned every ten years to fight the Demon Lord only for the 'hero' to die under mysterious circumstances after only temporarily inconveniencing the demon army. And sure, one failure would be understandable, not every hero is a winner. This has been going on for centuries. The MC smells a rat. Turns out, the whole 'summon a hero' thing is a scam: the 'hero' is meant to gain strength, becoming just powerful enough that their soul becomes an appetizing meal for the Demon Lord, and then they're betrayed and sacrificed, buying the kingdoms another decade of peace. The kingdoms are in on it, since aside from the benefit of not actually having to fight the Demon Lord, they get to exploit the population's fear for more money and power The party is in on it, acting like your typical JRPG party but really being a bunch of ne'er do wells: the sweet, cheerful healer is a cynic who was sold off as a child due to her healing powers, the tomboy berserker is a criminal who is trying to get a pardon after accidentally killing her allies in a rage, the elf ranger really is a racist bitch instead of just pretending to be one who pissed off some powerful people due to her arrogance, the charming rogue's 'heart of gold' is fake and she's genuinely just greedy, the quirky mage is a sociopath, and the 'wise' priestess is a fraud. The party is meant to help the MC just enough so that she's a proper sacrifice, and then betray her at the last second, and in turn get whatever they want (freedom, a pardon, riches, etc.)"}
+{"text":"The MC, having figured this out early on, knows she can't just bail, or she'll be hunted down and killed anyways, so she decides to play along, acting like she's a naive hero who's fallen for the act of her party and the kingdoms while trying to figure a way out of this. As the group adventures together, she starts becoming genuinely fond of them, having enough experience with punks and criminals to see beneath the surface: The healer is broken, having grown up under cruel circumstances; the berserker genuinely regrets what she did and wishes to make amends for it; the ranger was taught to act the way she does, and genuinely doesn't understand what she did wrong or why it was wrong; the rogue grew up convinced money was all that mattered, that you need money to survive because no one will help you; the mage might lack empathy, but she's not evil, she just can't understand others; and the priestess did believe once, but had that faith broken over time Because of this, the MC works to better understand and connect with her party, hoping that by doing so, she can turn them against her real enemies and come out of this situation alive, something that's actually starting to work as they all live and fight and bleed together Then, the day comes: the day of sacrifice, where demonic forces are supposed to ambush the MC, kill her, and take her soul to be eaten by the Demon Lord. The party is surprisingly reluctant, not knowing what to do, if they should stay loyal to the heroine they've come to like or look out for themselves. Good news is that the demons make that choice much easier for them. Bad news is that's because the demons are going to kill the party, too. What? Did you think they were going to leave potential witnesses? It was never said that the parties of the previous heroes lived to tell the tale. The horrified party realize they're about to die, and assume the MC will abandon them to their fate now that she knows the truth. But she doesn't."}
+{"text":"She already knew they were rats, and was fond of them anyways. She's not going to abandon them, not here, not now. Instead, she rallies them, fights for them, while they look on in stunned shock that she's willing to stand up for scum like them. The demons are similarly stunned, used to the 'heroes' breaking and running once they learned the truth and not expecting her to fight. The party rallies, and together, what should have been a total party kill turns into a victory. Afterwards, the party, ashamed, confesses the truth, and though the MC already knew this, she appreciates them telling her the truth. The healer is the only one bold enough to ask her: \"Why? You knew we were scum, so why didn't you run?\" \"Eh, even if you're scum, you're my scum. And I'm no saint, either.\" The MC responds. \"Besides, I'm going to need all the help I can get to kick the Demon Lord's teeth in and get payback on those damn nobles and monarchs.\" This is where the adventure really starts, the MC and her band of knuckleheads on a quest for redemption and revenge both, taking on not just the Demon King's army, which having grown fat and lazy over the centuries due to their deal are scrambling to respond to an actual threat, but the kingdoms, who don't want their scam failing after all this time, while the people, amazed at a hero actually beating the demons for once, start to really behind the MC As the story goes on, the MC starts to win the hearts of her party members, starting with the healer, who falls first and falls hardest, but with the other party members following, seeing the MC not just as a leader and a true friend, but as THEIR hero. The MC herself is not used to affection, and finds herself flustered, but also...happy. Series would show how the MC and her party gradually become true heroes, coming to care for one another, and eventually defeating the Demon Lord and getting payback on the monarchs and nobles who sold them out."}
+{"text":"A young female knight has been the reluctant bed partner of an older senior female knight since childhood. One night, after so many years of abuse, the young girl can't take it any more and puts into motion a plan to leave her mistress to die on the battlefield. It succeeds and no one suspects murder but there's a problem. The senior knight was a powerful warrior and an important leader. The Kingdom isn't happy about her death and decide to place blame of her death on the young female knight anyways. Given a suicide mission to seek the assistance of a powerful witch, the young knight goes off on her quest. She succeeds but ends up in yet another undesirable situation. The witch makes the young knight her consort and bed partner in exchange for assistance. Once more, the young female knight must plot to get out of her situation by plotting a way to murder her new mistress."}
+{"text":"In a weird way Elfen Lied. Y'know, between the other bits."}
+{"text":"That's BS. Slice of Life =/= CGDCT. Did you forget the show has a fucking male MC that is nearly ever present? That can by default not be CGDCT show you insufferable reprobate."}
+{"text":"Some people in the yuri community seem to have the foolish idea that more explicit series mean people will stop pairing their favorite characters. I can see this more for actual explicit series for 2 main reasons. 1: why support a couple when they're clearly not the endgame. 2: If they are the endgame, why make fan content when the main series satisfies that itch I imagine he means that they expect a payoff if they're supporting a couple, so how far a relationship progresses."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for talking about the history of yuri media. How it started. How it developed. Its most notable moments and its \"firsts\". If you're an amateur yuri scholar, pull up a seat and feel free to contribute with something interesting about yuri history you feel everyone ought to know about (but maybe doesn't)."}
+{"text":"Honestly all flowers were fair game. I doubt there was any intention to make lillies represent yuri specifically."}
+{"text":"Your approach is retarded. It's people like you who stunt lesbians from discovering their sexuality and forcing them into scenarios where they think something is wrong with them or they should date guys, because that's \"normal\". IO would beat the shit out of you if we ever met."}
+{"text":"Okay, internet tough gal."}
+{"text":"Why are you spamming the board with your garbage posts?"}
+{"text":"Square up wench"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread for yuri discussion of: Genshin Impact Honkai Impact 3rd Honkai Star Rail Guns GirlZ Zenless Zone Zero and other applicable miHoYo/Hoyoverse games"}
+{"text":"Gayest stickers so far."}
+{"text":"\"Hoping Sister Gigant will actually do something for Chapter 60\"- edition"}
+{"text":"what's the deal with this person?"}
+{"text":"From what I can remember, she's lying about commissioning artists and lying about asking for permission if she can repost/translate things. And she have a Patreon/melonbooks for making money off of art that isn’t hers, which probably is art that she doesn’t have permission to redistribute. Also, it seems she's talking shit to artists she does try to commission, telling them their art is bad, asking for refunds, etc. I could be wrong on this stuff since at the time, her misdeeds are written in Chinese and I use machine translations. But, after hearing her pinned schizophrenic tweet of why she disappeared last year. I'd say let's give her a second chance."}
+{"text":"she"}
+{"text":"Reverse traps on feminine girls preferred."}
+{"text":"Including but not limited to selfharm, eating disorders, mental, physical and emotional abuse. ts is hard to find"}
+{"text":"This is actually perfect, thank you"}
+{"text":"Garbage taste."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"This thread is for: *Screenshots, pages, and discussion about general series, current or old, not covered by an existing thread, be it yuri, fanservice, subtext or goggles. Canon and non-canon both welcome. *News reports about things relevant to our interest *Original content that doesn't fit any specific thread topics *n/u/ year *Pretty much anything that doesn't have or need its own thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I can't get past the eyebrows in that one."}
+{"text":"She gets them waxed soon."}
+{"text":"Stop having an interest in 2D men. It's unhealthy."}
+{"text":"posting males"}
+{"text":"Thank you, onee-sama."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the translation anon. There's something comforting about seeing Yuushas talking about food in Kotamaru-sensei's style."}
+{"text":"So, what happened with her? did she survive her time defending her land like Natsume or didn't?"}
+{"text":"That's the one thing they never addressed for some reason. I always assumed they've kept it \"just in case\" but who knows. I'm personally still waiting to see if they'll release more of Akamine's story."}
+{"text":"She is part of the harem now"}
+{"text":"Looks like there's no active LWA threads in the catalogue-changing that"}
+{"text":"Considering their schedule, perhaps in 2029. But trust me, you won't like it....."}
+{"text":"Full size version of that."}
+{"text":"Who is the girl on the left?"}
+{"text":"Can we have a thread about CGDCTs?"}
+{"text":"no arguments just bait Typical shitposter. Always accusing others of what you are."}
+{"text":"Did they ever reveal if the order was a rabbit or not?"}
+{"text":"Gay perverted girls who get turned on from exposing themselves or getting sexually humiliated in public."}
+{"text":"That was just hilarious. Although the cliffhanger ending pisses me off. The classmate was clearly getting into it."}
+{"text":"Original is over 25mb"}
+{"text":"cliffhanger I wouldn't say \"raping\" her friend as a payback for stealing her first kiss counts as a cliffhanger. Of course it'd be better if there was a continuation of the story though, where she takes her outside naked on a leash and makes her do all kinds of depraved exhibitionist things before rewarding her with some hardcore strap-on plapping."}
+{"text":"A thread about celebrating the miracle of life."}
+{"text":"i'm loving this...."}
+{"text":"Only dykes reading Edition Discuss, request, and recommend /u/-related /lit/ works! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Elia Johnson - For Her Younger woman has a thing for her hot older boss, but her hot older boss is married to another woman already. Fortunately it turns out they are into sharing ... I thought there might be some interesting bits in how exactly they work everything out but it's such a superficial novel - it's all spelled out as is, there's no subtlety or nuance, and frankly no hurdles or complications of any substance. There's a bunch of sex - and the older women want the younger one as their submissive - but even that feels more like reading a cooking recipe than anything interesting. Ashley Halladay - Rabbit & Wand Actress auditions for a job as magician's assistant and what are the chances; they are both immediately into each other ... ... I kinda liked that theme and I would have liked more about the whole \"magician and assistant\" aspect, but it's more about the heroine's kid brother (and as usual with kids in romance novels it's just embarrassing to read) and her best friend (which is kinda inoffensively whatever). I was a bit amused by the initial \"But I'm not lesbian\" aspect of the story as this seemed like a particularly egregious case where it's just there to delay the inevitable for a bit for no reason whatsoever; it doesn't cause any drama, there's no background that would explain any of it, she's immediately entirely smitten by the magician, etcpp. It's just ... there. Very temporarily. And then forgotten. But yeah doesn't deliver enough magic."}
+{"text":"thanks for you're service"}
+{"text":"Any books where the protagonist has huuuge bazongas? I'm talkin' bout humongous honkers. Any books like that?"}
+{"text":"why is it so hard to find something with two beautiful women going on an adventure"}
+{"text":"Someone You Can Build A Nest In - John Wiswell God damn but this was such a disappointment. Some of it really is just unmet expectations. It's a shapeshifter people-eating monster romance, andbased on that description I was hoping for some gnarly amoral gore and/or weird sex. But the gore incredibly was weaksauce, the monster only ever eats \"bad\" people, and it's an asexual romance. None of that is necessarily bad, per se, but it was very disappointing. Other issues were more along the lines of a personal pet peeve. For instance, I hate when a character is built up as being the baddest motherfucker walking, only for them to spend the rest of the story repeatedly getting thumped by every man and his dog. By the end I was seriously starting to wonder if the MCs self-aggrandising \"I'm a deadly predator\" schtick was actually some unreliable narrator shit. What I do think is actually, no qualifiers bad writing is the conflicting nature of the MC's understanding of human nature. We're told over and over how she just doesn't get these wacky humans, and yet within seconds of witnessing a toxic family dynamic she's is diagnosing that shit with laser accuracy like she has a copy of the script in one hand and a DSM-V in the other. The inhuman hermit creature has a better understanding of human interaction that most humans do. When you combine that with the MC's apparently built-in conscience, and the way she only ever eats bandits and very obviously despicable antagonists, you get monster that never actually does anything monstrous. The novel talks a big game, but does not have the ability to back it up. So many times I was begging, begging, for her to just goddamn eat someone already, to please earn a little of that monster cred. And it never happened. Ironically, for a story about someone who keeps a bear trap inside her as a second set of molars it lacks teeth."}
+{"text":"Girls hitting the dirt button with their tongues. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Yuri Kiss Thread"}
+{"text":"How old is this vampire again?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, this. There's only a few angles that really work for maintaining eye contact, even then they're kinda out of focus. Plus, for me at least, I get that constant \"something is approaching, close your eyes, retard\" reaction that's uncomfortable to resist"}
+{"text":"lick, kiss, spit, anything"}
+{"text":"The thread for symmetrical docking/asymmetrical docking, or any yuri focused on boobs. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Canonically the largest tits you will find in any yuri series."}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"I googled “how gay are girls’ slumber parties” and the AI refused to give me an answer, when all the other results were clearly designed to scare adults. What are they hiding?"}
+{"text":"I find this interesting. If a guy brought an anime and it turned out to be like Yuri on Ice the guys would call them gay. But you bring gay girl stuff to a girls sleepover, well you're not gay you're just a slut."}
+{"text":"Which of them tries to masturbate sneakily?"}
+{"text":"Kyo- sneakily Nevermind."}
+{"text":"You're being too literal about it. \"lmao fag\" and \"omg slut\" are roughly analogous responses for males and females respectively, especially in the 2000s which I am just going to assume is the era that anon is speaking from. In this context the phrases have nothing to do with homosexuality or promiscuity per se. It's not much more than a gentle \"haha, weirdo\"."}
+{"text":"Yeah, exactly. It wasn't really contextually relevant, it was just how it was back then. It wasn't even necessarily because strike witches was gay that we called her that, more just that it was an obviously horny anime to begin with. Probably would have done the same had it been het or yaoi. And we probably wouldn't have done it if she had actually, y'know, outright said she was into it or something, it was almost entirely because she was already embarassed and uncomfortable being the one who brought it, you know. Very, someone's already uncomfortable, so it's your solemn duty as their friend to make them even more uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"Xcom 2's modding community was already nuts as is. Longwar really is quite nuts. But being active since 1994 is pretty impressive."}
+{"text":"I added X-Piratez to the mod paste, with a very quick installation tutorial by me. I also added a link to the extremely autistic 40 page gameplay guide for the mod. It's actually quite useful, especially if you wanna know how to get on the love interests' routes."}
+{"text":"Rumors are flying around about a Witcher 3 expansion, ten(10) years after the original game I’m really really hoping it’s a Ciri expansion to help bridge the story to Witcher 4….AND that it’s standalone without you needing to purchase the base m*le led game like how Uncharted has that Lost Legacy expansion"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"This is the most powerful panel in history."}
+{"text":"Wrong * no Miko thread, sis."}
+{"text":"Wow, I was really not paying attention when I posted that. Still a great page in any context."}
+{"text":"stacked tojis should kiss each other"}
+{"text":"The Old Live Action Thread is Archived, long live the Live Action Thread. Japanese Yuri, Thai GLs (or Thai yuri, watchamacallit), Western Despair and everything between. Please stick to media/series/films and don't discuss shipping irl people here, fellow ThaiGL neesans, this is not the place. Pluribus ep.5 dropped earlier due to an amerifestivus. Go watch it. Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Yes there were a lot but from what I remember it had more het than /u/. The show is not really worth watching when much more /u/ is easier to find and better quality now. It was notable at the time because it was one of the first bigger shows with gay stuff but the seasons I watched became terrible and I am pretty sure I dropped it before it got even worse. This was back when /u/ was hard to find and I could stand to watch episodes of garbage for crumbs."}
+{"text":"Doom Patrol was great, but I kind of wish it got one more season, or at least a couple more episode in the last season. Mainly because K's romance with Space Case was extremely rushed. They deserved better, Space Case is fucking cute, but I guess once they had jane's personalities sorted out they'd either have to end the show or write her out, because she was simply too damn powerful."}
+{"text":"ok so should I watch the show for the siscon?"}
+{"text":"You should probably watch the show because its kino. I would say theres a clear vibe in the show that is more in your face in the novel. That said theres het stuff tho"}
+{"text":"Even in the book it’s still up to the interpretation, and there’s no reason to sit through all the het for some small snippets of the siscon. This is from what I recall, I’m part of the book club and we’ve been through so many books(and wine) it’s all a blur."}
+{"text":"Top is good, bottom is good, but middle is better Thread of pics of hentai females with strapons anally penetrating lolicons, milfs, or young girls. The best and the greatest invention since the discovery of wheel. Yuri action with dildos, anal beads or any other related toys are also welcome. Extra bonus for hot anal sex. Fill this thread with delicious strap-on action pics! Be the filling of this lesbian Oreo, between hot black goddesses who fuck like cats or bunnies in heat! Previous thread: (Midnight Edition)"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"This thread is for: *Screenshots, pages, and discussion about general series, current or old, not covered by an existing thread, be it yuri, fanservice, subtext or goggles. Canon and non-canon both welcome. *News reports about things relevant to our interest *Original content that doesn't fit any specific thread topics *Happy /u/letide *Pretty much anything that doesn't have or need its own thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Turns out this one is ACTUALLY yuri. I guess it needs it's own thread then."}
+{"text":"How young is too young..."}
+{"text":"If she's born, she can do porn."}
+{"text":"And then, Reedaah woke up on the couch."}
+{"text":"AI shit."}
+{"text":"i didn't think I had to patch. It's a little confusing in that it says the game download will always be the latest version? Oh, I have rebooted and normally run my system in JP locale so that's not an issue for me nor something I bothered to consider. Regardless, I've come across a new error."}
+{"text":"i didn't think I had to patch (3) For god's sake please apply the patch if there's one You can see in the mega folder that the main file is version 16.7, uploaded in 2022, while the latest patch is version 22.7, uploaded in 2023."}
+{"text":"Yeah I ended up applying it yesterday, but still unfortunately get the above error."}
+{"text":"Some variable that's supposed to have a value doesn't have it, and that state was probably stored in your save file(s), might be a residue from before patching. If you haven't tried yet, get out of the current map and back in again, then save and load, it might reset it. If it doesn't, surf through menus and swap all party members, equipment, gems, tactics, etc..., then try again."}
+{"text":"News is imminent. Probably the release announcement for Restart."}
+{"text":"Are you reading Manosabo? Its probably the only thing that comes close to mgrp. The ships there are great too."}
+{"text":"Fish eats girl. Greatest love story ever told. Two episodes so far, share your h/u/mble opinion about the adaptation, manga or sensitive subjects."}
+{"text":"No retard, address my actual point. What do you think 99% of the pages where Shiori is extremely unhappy about the pledge tell you compared to this singular page where she is happy Hinako is still alive and this justifying to herself that this is still a better outcome than the worst one? heartfelt arc-ending speech summing up her development thus far about choosing the Hinako of tomorrow rather than the distant past or future is not her \"putting a positive spin\" You are insipidly surface and somehow believe that your thoughts are the deep ones. You absolute dullard, I did not say Shiori choosing the present Hinako is in any way related to this. I said her claiming she is happy that Hinako is alive right now because of her pledge is her coping with a bad lot she chose. Yes, she is happy that Hinako has the ability to enjoy herself right now. The manga is not portraying the pledge as a good thing EVER. It just shows Shiori becoming more human and in tune with emotions. You keep pretending, very stupidly, that this was the only way it could have been done. You are just accepting the outcome and justifying it retroactively. This is not a fact. The entire manga has a very different theme and message. The pledge was a desperate stopgap measure based on a monster's fallible understanding of human emotions. Giving in to dark impulses just to feel a bit better. Miko has summed up the story's actual message. You can only get better by talking things out and by changing yourself little by little."}
+{"text":"Well, somebody sure is excessively defensive. What do you think 99% of the pages where Shiori is extremely unhappy about the pledge tell you That she's unhappy about the pledge. Something being sad doesn't mean it wasn't your best or only choice. One of the story's main themes is that of remembering and connecting with people through pain, by choosing to bear the scars they cause you rather than letting it close you off. As Shiori herself says, while she truly wishes to not have to eat Hinako, her request that Hinako at least bear the regret of leaving her behind is *also* her sincere desire. Miko has summed up the story's actual message. You can only get better by talking things out That's literally what already Miko tried and failed at, both immediately prior to the new pledge and more generally before Shiori arrived. It doesn't work because Hinako isn't willing to accept that kind of help, and she only becomes willing because she's finally given hope, in the only form she's able to accept. Therapy isn't magical - you can't reach someone who actively does not want to be reached. Could there be some silver bullet of perfect Natural 20 Critical Success With Proficiency Bonus communication that would solve all of that? Sure, maybe, but if there is, *neither* of them have access to it, so it's about as relevant as saying \"Beowulf could have survived if only he had a magic sword!\". There's a reason Miko has no comeback when Shiori simply asks \"what else could I have done?\". The narrative is very clear, even going so far as to give direct explicit examples both times, about telling you that having the promise as something to hope for is what allows her to start improving and accepting help and communication in the first place - you can disagree with that, but that's not the manga's framing, that's having your own thoughts about its narrative."}
+{"text":"Something being sad doesn't mean it wasn't your best or only choice Which this wasn't. Miko tried and failed No she didn't. She never had the capacity to do this as much as she wanted, because she is responsible for everyoen not just Hinako and couldn't apporach her as much because of her hunger. Also, and I have already explained this enough, Shiori has a direcrt connection to Hinako that Miko doesn't have. Miko understands that Shiori's help is needed to heal Hinako. But it can only be done by Shiori understanding human emotions better and forming a proper bond. Miko has immensely helped Hinako, but Shiori is in love with Hinako and willing to give everything to her. the story says it was right because it worked! No it doesn't. It only says that this stopgap measure was the only solution Shiori could come up with. Again, you are shallow as fuck. I will say it again, there is no way to heal Hinako in one conversation. There is literally no solution to that, especially not that retarded pledge. But Shiolri could have convinced Hinako not try to kill herself that day and could have spoken to her about her feelings and understand where Hinako is coming from. She didn't and couldn't. You keep confusing the band-aid with the cure. It's pathetic."}
+{"text":"I want more Watatabe High School shorts."}
+{"text":"Next thread Can't believe we already hit bottom of page 10."}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to my OTP! hopefully one day the translator of the himegami no miko manga finally tls the extras he said he was gonna do"}
+{"text":"Because OP fucked up and put the topic in the name section we had two KnM threads for ages."}
+{"text":"Well shit happens. It's a series that deserves two threads."}
+{"text":"Even so, we shouldnt encourage dumbos who cant use the subject field correctly."}
+{"text":"Alright alright, time to go to the other thread then."}
+{"text":"We did?? Where even is the other one"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"That reminds me, Class of 09 thread just got deleted. That series has A TON in common with Watamote. Socially awkward boy who got bullied in school writes a story about a stuck up, misanthropic, sexually confused highschool girl. The story is very female gaze at times and filled with equally sexually confused female characters and lesbian elements. Yuri fans, quirky fangirls who resonate with the characters, and all kinds of people like them flock to the author's work and shower him with money, praises, and fame. Author doesn't like the fanbase he gets for whatever reason so he shits all over his own work, ruins the characters, and buries the yuri, all just to troll them. The resemblance is so strong it's scary. Why are they like this? Why did they write gay female self insert characters when they're misogynistic homophobic incels themselves? And most importantly, how come they're so good at writing female characters that real women can relate their real life experience with these characters? I wish they weren't so insecure and mentally unstable, but I guess their brilliance has to come from somewhere."}
+{"text":"Okay, the new chapter's finally being posted on /a/!"}
+{"text":"Okay, the new chapter's finally being posted on /a/! And nothing girl x girl related in it as always, what a surprise."}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"The thread where boobs get bigger usual rules Any growth is ok as long as BE is the focus No males, no AI or AI talk of any kind. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Post girls/boys with rumbling, gurgling stomachs! Could be from hunger, gas, indigestion, stuffing, anything. Feel free to post stories, too! No AI unless it's high-effort."}
+{"text":"Just look up \"commission for Delta_BK\" and you'll find it eventually. Be warned that it might be part of a set with other unfortunate things."}
+{"text":"searched that and came across a twitter user with that name. they did commission a samus sequence that is similar but its different, and has farts and scat... I looked for the entire profile and couldnt find it. My eyes are scarred now. Could you send a direct link if you have it?"}
+{"text":"That's the best lead I have, since I haven't seen that specific one anywhere but here yet. Maybe just search for tweets themselves."}
+{"text":"Been a while since we had one of these. Quite possibly one of the rarest threads around here. Sexy stuff with ridiculously strong girls. Ideally without muscle stuff - theres a different thread for that"}
+{"text":"The legendary gorilla grip pussy!?"}
+{"text":"143cm 80kg (grip) Imagine"}
+{"text":"Can someone please send works here including gun crushing and car damage (falling or landing on it, smashing it, lifting it throwing, etc.). I am familiar with works of 240w1 and popgal929."}
+{"text":"New year, still pampered Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Is there any way to dry up the rectum? My most effortless (and best) anal orgasms were when I played with my ass the morning after douching, when I sticked my finger there I could notice it has very hard to keep going deeper because it was all folded up and very dry, which meant I could precisely control the amount of friction with how much lube I used, which I did, which allowed me for the first time to reach three analgasms in a row, something I thought was impossible because I always needed a few days without cumming + a very intense session to reach it, but like this it seemed so effortless, I tried again another day and it was the same, very easy anal orgasm, but this is very annoying since I have to do the douching before bed and get off early in the morning else shit happens because of the time delay; I tried by inserting/wiping with cloth it but it didn't work well (on top of also being very irritant and triggering my bowels like I've never seen before), the only other thing I could come up with would be alcohol but I don't really wanna try that, what do I dooo, fuck this gay faggot life"}
+{"text":"this will sound dumb but if you just start to consider it impossible to fap it becomes easier not to. then when you get turned on you just try to figure out if you have the time and ability to use your ass, and if not it's just a no can do like if you were gonna fap but suddenly company walked in. it helps to have the assessment and impossibility of doing anal right then to distract you from the question of fapping"}
+{"text":"when i first started out, i began with an aneros. it was incredible. are aneros that great? I've heard that they are and aren't. maybe I'll try a finger first but idk, I'd rather have some automatic do it for me"}
+{"text":"I had a (really) small orgasm the first time I inserted the progasm ice. But i could never replicate it afterward. The helix never really did anything. Pretty meh."}
+{"text":"'Good girl'"}
+{"text":"Classic World Building Questions: 1) What is the fashion style for slaves in your world? 2) Do your slaves have an exercise regime that they must follow? 3) Ever met or been an ARCHITECT master? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? 4) What general feelings would you want your slaves to have towards each other? Competition? Jealously? Hierarchical obedience? Affection? Partnership? Questions for slaves: 1) How would you get adjusted to a new Master, or your life as a slave? 2) Would your Master assign the duty of training you to another trusted slave, training you himself, or train you with another slave? 3) If trained in a group or as a pair, who is the other slave? Your friend, your enemy, your lover, etc. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Have any of you guys watched Shadow House? Other than the spoiler stuff, I'd say it's just about my ideal slavery setting Living Dolls exist to serve their Shadow Master, something they love doing and put their all into the main protag is constantly fretting about accidently inconveniencing her shadow master to the point her master sometimes has to tardwrangle her dolls are encouraged at every turn to not think about trivial matters like \"why is society like this\" or \"where are we\" while they aren't equal, most shadows genuinely appreciate or even cherish their dolls but also dolls aren't attached to their masters hip 24/7, having some limited independence and social lives (which is mostly spent doing even more chores while singing about the joy of servitude) Like, it's a setting that encourages having your cake and eating it too. You can fuck your slave in bondage one moment, then just sit around the fireplace chatting about eachothers days the next."}
+{"text":"Shadow House Exactly. I got a huge fusion fetish when I watched it, to become essentially one with your slave is one of the most intimate and erotic ideas possible. Besides your slave imitating you and serving you loyally to the point they become your metaphorical shadow. Plus the coffee drug is an amazing idea. You can fuck your slave in bondage one moment, then just sit around the fireplace chatting about eachothers days the next. That's an ideal slavery scenario if I've seen one and being honest, I may not mind life as a slave in such a state (they even look happy and drugged)."}
+{"text":"What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? Sci-fi, near enough future to be recognizable and similar, but far enough away to allow for radical changes and differences. An extremely unequal economic situation allowing for elites that own as much as millions of people do, a massive underclass which makes up the 90%, highly advanced tech, etc. What's the main supply of slaves? There's actually 3 main supplies: -Debtors - since the debt is both kept tied to the family rather than just to the individual and the definition of family is expanded, can pull in a lot of people for a single persons fuckups, and especially since debt is allowed to balloon to ludicrous levels since the economy is literally made to suck them into it, means that it's very easy for people to get fucked over and to pull in not just themselves, but their families, wives, wives families, girlfriends, girlfriends families, etc. It's not rare for one man to fuck up and for a different man to get fucked over because his wife's brother dated that man's aunt. Said slaves are usually kept, depending on their debt level and contracts they sign with their owners, between a few years and a few decades. (Picrel, females from a debtor family being made to pay off their debt)"}
+{"text":"-Conscripts - conscription is universal (in reality catching only between 1% and 5% of the population) and mandatory (only for the poor, the top 0.1% skips it, while the rest of the top 10% serve as military from 18 to 20) and lasts from the age of 18 to the age of 30. For women, this usually involves pregnancies or service to the elite, while for men, it involves feminization, chastity and psychological conditioning, before switching to service. Chastity is mandatory for men, at least during their service, with the ill behaving and \"risky\" (these two categories fill up some 80% of the slaves) slaves having chastity remain permanent (officially, until they prove themselves to their parole officer). -Volunteers - individuals who sell themselves into slavery for periods of time, on contract, for monetary payout. Usually made of desperate people, they prove as loyal and obedient, despite the fact that their masters usually end up extending their service to, on average, twice as long as they sign them for on the clause of disobedience. The record for extension is held by a 43 year old woman who enslaved an 18 year old boy who wished to avoid debt slavery. His slavery was supposed to last for two days and ended up lasting for 24 years, with the woman having already extended his service to 14 more years. She offered to free him if he would agree to have his cage welded shut. (Picrel, boyfriend and girlfriend volunteer couple. The boyfriend agreed to a much lower rate of earnings to not be forced into a chastity cage. What neither he nor his girlfriend doesn't know is that ejaculating is an offense. He has, in his 2 days of work here, extended his service by a total of 6 days. If this rate continues, by the end of a 3 month term, his girlfriend will be free while he will have 9 more months to serve. Odds are, unless he stops ejaculating, he will only be released when his masters decide to do so and he will probably not be paid for it.)"}
+{"text":"An extremely unequal economic situation allowing for elites that own as much as millions of people do, a massive underclass which makes up the 90%, highly advanced tech, etc. Isn't that the future we're headed towards? With AI running things and the elites hoarding 90% of the world's resources and military. Could a world of world slavery become common place in the following years?"}
+{"text":"This thread's for huge butts, thighs, and hips - either huge already, or growing that way. No male, futa, gas, or scat, please."}
+{"text":"Am I a sick fuck if I would"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's why I said you have to get lucky with lipedema. It's fairly rare to get these proportions, but I believe Pame Pear also has this condition."}
+{"text":"I am crazy if for me stage 4 is nothing more than a semen demon that I would willingly give my seed to?"}
+{"text":"Mental Health is very important"}
+{"text":"From what I understand, it's a really strong sedative cocktail? So yeah, hardcore stuff. You'd have to be freaking out bad to be hit with that, I think. Honestly do feel bad for anyone who's had to go through one of those in their real life. That shit's probably rough to handle. (I did almost end up in a psych ward as a teen, I think. My father definitely threatened it once. No idea how it would have affected me if I had. Probably have led to a slew of other problems in the long run. And yet, the fact I treat this fantastical version of it as a place where the physical pain, isolation and general mistreatment the patient experiences is an escape from the pain brought by cognition and independence may be oddly reflective of my worldview at this point. But you know, neither here nor there.) Anyway."}
+{"text":"What kind of worldview, and how does it relate to this? Care to elaborate on that?"}
+{"text":"Not particularly. Just watching the world slowly fall apart, and deciding that letting my mind rot away in a little cushioned box somewhere where nothing changes and I'm not treated like a person would be less painful than being out in it. But that's no one else's problem but mine."}
+{"text":"Koishi is a perfect fit for this Not much more they can do to someone who's empty headed already"}
+{"text":"Previous thread AI online image generators novelai.net/image perchance.org/ai-character-generator frosting.ai/dream pixai.art/generator/image civitai.com/ chatgpt.com/ aistudio.google.com/ For Local check resources in Anon-made size LORA for local SD Ochiko art style: civitai.com/models/389429?modelVersionId=434534 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I used WAN 2.2. It can give some decent results if you make use of inpainting and endpoints. For that video, I genned the image, then inpainted both a brap and destruction variant. I then put the original image into WAN and used the brap inpaint as the endpoint for the first 5 second vid, then continued the vid, and used the destruction inpaint as the endpoint for the next 5 seconds."}
+{"text":"I love Rapidimente Deux!"}
+{"text":"Like this? I don't think we can really make a YGO game board."}
+{"text":"I have created the opposite of Art"}
+{"text":"Pretty much anon, thanks! The only things I'd change is making the card in her hand look like the actual one from the game and maybe making the guy a little smaller but that second one is just my tastes. I did a halfassed attempted at changing the card in photoshop as well. I'll have to try and touch it up a bit better so it lines up more with the outline."}
+{"text":"Cont. from A thread dedicated to footwear and it's variation. As the last thread said : \"Boots, heels, sandals, shoejobs, sockjobs, footwear worship, smelling, play, teasing, cumming on, etc... you guess it. Or just girls in footwear that you think looks or make them sexy is also fine. Socks, stockings, etc... are also ok too\" TQ : Did you have any experience with this fetish ?"}
+{"text":"The act of inserting ones head into a vagina or anus, not vore at all. But as a person's head being used as an oversized dildo. Personally, I love anal head insertion, and when one of the parties is unwilling, one is tied up and is forced to break their guts to swallow a whole head, or the other is the one bound, as all they can do is feel a hot rectum slowly envelop their skull. Or combine the both and have them both unwilling and forced by a third party. And I always love the idea of the human head being the, anatomical limit, like it's possible for the said person taking the head, but it's practically suicide doing it, their whole body would be on the verge of rupturing, their pelvic bones scraping against the head, some sadistic domination shit. Can be any head insertion stuff but that's what I like. Send me some fucked up scenarios or stories about it too, I wanna head insertion commission done and need some ideas"}
+{"text":"missing 2nd image oh well"}
+{"text":"aw hell no"}
+{"text":"Hat"}
+{"text":"absorbed the consequences of her bad life decisions her actual quality of life is typically better Hope some kith really lean into the pet girl side of slavery, women having their arms bound, gagged, collared and leashed. All of it done to make sure they cant hurt themselves or get into trouble when they're not under master's direct supervision. Being unbound outside master's home becomes a privilege and worming doing non domestic work is even rarer. carrot is better then the stick Also social standing of Masters being tied to how well cared for & trained their women are, as slave women are seen as a extension of their owner. Like to the point Collars, leashes an etc. aren't seen in a negative light women love their enslavement. Maybe instead of celebrating birthdays women count the anniversary of being sold to their master. turned into a constantly horny petgirl? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"(imagine Norman Rockwell's \"Freedom of Speech\" attached to this post) I don't like the posts about murdering, dismembering and eating women. My personal feelings aside, I think it goes against the inherent spirit of patriarchy and makes this thread completely indistinguishable from the slavery thread."}
+{"text":"The Patriarchy general was always just a spinoff of the Slavery general anyway, and both are just bondage threads that spiraled into fags ERPing. Don't think too much about it and just enjoy the pics."}
+{"text":"I think the point is that when the ryona and/or cannibalism guys roll up then we're not enjoying the pics."}
+{"text":"Creature and monster vore: sea creature edition"}
+{"text":"WHY DO LAMPREYS KISS WHY"}
+{"text":"In a way, fucking and eating a girl is the ultimate showing of domination over her. Think about it. After you've had your way with her, you're done fucking her and getting all the sexual pleasure you can from her. Now you have a perfectly good piece of meat so you might as well not let it go to waste and devour her. After using her body one way, you consume her entire body to satisfy another one of your desires. You absorb her entire essence and existence and it becomes part of you. It's like you're using her entire being for your own sake."}
+{"text":"Because they love anon. Because. They. Love."}
+{"text":"to be frank calling any Forest of Abyss game great is a huge stretch. Besides few okey vore scenes there is not much for this game except mindless grinding. It's just too bad there is not that many vore focused hentai games."}
+{"text":"most the vore hentai games ive seen usually include tentacles and this place seems so mixed on that. Pure vore focused hentai games are a niche within a niche."}
+{"text":"ITT: images that make you think \"imagine the smell...\" stinky armpits, feet, shoes, panties, pussy, cock n'balls, ass, or what-have-you all OK no scat, abdl, or fart/onara content, please previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I need a hairy, smelly gf that can't stop oozing her slimy juices 24/7 to the point she has to wear pads every day just to avoid drenching her clothes and I need to shove my face in there and drink it all up. x̶x̶x"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"vomit"}
+{"text":"I find they smell very much like onions or vinegar"}
+{"text":"more like fried chicken and chitlins"}
+{"text":"she not black"}
+{"text":"Cute boys edition"}
+{"text":"Any content with Nasu no Yoichi from Drifters?"}
+{"text":"no giant boy who smothers you with his sweaty feet why live"}
+{"text":"Who drew this?"}
+{"text":"Anyone got 5nbe's stuff in one place?"}
+{"text":"Make so that if the player loses to a hazard, he gets a death or something lame like that, not porn, otherwise people WILL lose on purpose, even if there alternatives. The idea of getting \"friendly\" versions to interact with, with buffs and rewards, looks good tho."}
+{"text":"Hey all. I'm in early development of a game. Long-time animator, getting into GODOT. Being the year of the horse, I'm making a ponygirl-themed piece. Niche, I know. The premise is this: YOUR HANDLER IS MISSING. YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HER!! You, the ponygirl, go on a rampage destroying everything that's keeping you from your beloved. It'll play as a bit of a maze-like game of destruction. (kick hay bales, bash down a fence, get to your owner at the house. (handler is less impressed at the destruction of her property. advancing levels would mean stronger barriers, restraints, etc. imposed by the owner to keep this from happening again--but guess what--The ponygirl is determined to find a way. That's the rough, rough, rough. idea. I'm not leaning too hard into the puzzle aspect. It's mostly just. Modeling, animation, and player control in the game engine are in. Working on destructible items and level building next."}
+{"text":"Build a time machine and make a game in year of the cow instead."}
+{"text":"I know, right? Don't worry. There are cowgirls locked in milking machines. They don't have the same freedom to roam to serve at player-characters, however. Or will they..."}
+{"text":"Starting work on a smallish text based game Be some lowlife in a cyberpunk city Go into debt to buy a broken gynoid gf Fix her up and run a tiny brothel to pay off the debt Assign her to clients --> earn credits --> repair and upgrade Holes and other parts degraded by rough use Jealously reclaim her after her shift Or let her run off with her favorite clients and disrespect you if that gets you off Maybe she catches a virus and goes into turbo slut mode for a week, coming back stretched out and covered in cum main kinks: sexbot hotwife NTR (optional) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This piece reminds me of Theundercoverguy, love the layering and the implied double life."}
+{"text":"Very big moms-to-be."}
+{"text":"I can practically make them my own OCs since they diverged from main story. Its funny how inept all the characters except for Jiraya, Kakashi, Sakura are, or how underutilized Anko despite being close to Orochimaru"}
+{"text":"I rather just commission art and get it over with, but artists have too much rules causing delays. People think I am old fashioned, but I don't see magical better way of doing things working"}
+{"text":"Adults demand too much predicability, stability, and order, which doesn't work with the arts, which thrives on chaos and unpredictability. Hyperpreg has gotten too kitschy."}
+{"text":"Jolly edition Post huge breats, hyper is ok No AI, no futa"}
+{"text":"I thought you meant his Deviantart for a sec there and was worried, but then I realized he hasn't posted there in almost 4 years."}
+{"text":"...... ...... My fucking dick, love that shit. Perfect way to show everything going quiet as her voice is cut off completely."}
+{"text":"OMG yes That's exactly what I am always looking for but it's hard to find"}
+{"text":"For me it's the autosave going off. There's no escape now, no matter what. I love the image of her trying to break free. She's still got quite a bit of freedom of movement, so she can try all sorts of things, but none of it's going to let her free herself. The look on her face when she realizes she's completely trapped like this would be priceless. And naturally that's when she hears someone or something coming."}
+{"text":"how do we expand /pbg/"}
+{"text":"Yeah the pic is awesome but I was actually talking about your description of my fetish. never had it explained so well"}
+{"text":"Subject line says it all. I'm curious how people get into stuff like \"sonic foot porn\" or \"giantess vore\"."}
+{"text":"I've met guys that didn't want to be women, they just wanted boobs. Thus the bustyboi phenomenon. Guilty as charged."}
+{"text":"I have memories of finding the growth/giantess bits of Alice in Wonderland inexplicably captivating as a young child and rereading those pages multiple times before moving on. I think I was just born that way."}
+{"text":"Did you watch seven little monsters?"}
+{"text":"Total copout, but lets be honest, every show a lot of us watched as kids had at least one crossdressing episode... So I became a crossdresser, then a sissy later on as I fell down the rabbit hole, and it only kept getting worse."}
+{"text":"Can't say I know for sure how I got my vore kink. What I recall is that when I was a small kid (6-7 years, maybe), I really HATED any scenes where someone got eaten alive. I think I saw these as somehow revolting. But a few years later, I was strangely captivated by one episode of 2 Stupid Dogs, where a witch turns into a frog and eats a girl. So I guess the kink was already making itself known. Sometime around that time I began fantasizing in bed about a friendly giant woman picking me up, gulping me down and telling me how delicious I was. It was also when my libido was slowly waking up. However, I somehow came down with serious sexual repression, where I felt like the female body or any erotic thoughts were wrong and sinful. Instead I sublimated all my libido into vore fantasies. In retrospect that obviously fucked me up for years. I don't even know if I can have a proper sexual relationship anymore. Although, getting into anime, especially ecchi stuff, also got me interested in more normal erotica. So maybe I can beat back that devil with a different devil. I remember trying to find fetish stuff on the early internet. Finding out the search term \"vore\" was such a godsend for me back then. I remember finding a website where people obsessively collected every instance of vore they could find in media, like \"in the intro to this game there's a frog that eats a fly.\" Apparently us vorefags were really starved for content back then."}
+{"text":"The representation section here kind of gets it. Men who help you out and serve you cutefully and faithfully are precious. I find the focus on frequency of sexual encounters here to be a lot more about serving male fantasies than female needs. The freedom to make moves on non-threatening men is nice, but what's really valuable and desirable from men is hard work, refinement, patience, and a strong capacity for usefulness. Even at skewed populations, it isn't that hard to find someone to help you make a baby, and you only really need him once. Rather, I think it is important for women to be selective in sexual encounters, to choose men who can support their daughters well, and to have sons who are selfless, understanding, and useful rather than too lazy or unhelpfully horny. I align with wanting female power to shape the purpose and position of men, and selecting for a maleness that sees itself as an accessory to the real people is a good start, but I think men who focus their resources on being available and above all being practical supports are really the ones who would be the ideal mates. Please work hard to earn your preciousness!"}
+{"text":"Kinda generic assertion to make desu. Could say this about either gender in any society. Including men in a patriarchal society. For your uselessness in this thread you will be relegated to the brothel to be cheap amusement for ugly hags and femcels. Come to think of it i really am just wanting the freaky possessive rapist dynamic in those books but with the genders reversed. And with slightly better writing."}
+{"text":"Is it too much to ask for both? For a woman to so clearly be out for her own pleasure in a relationship, but be committed and dedicated enough to still be drawn in? For a woman to tell me specifically what daring arrangement I'm going to wear. To pick me up at a designated point on a motorcycle? To take me to a side of town I'd never been to, and been warned not to go near late at night, and take me on a tour of the sights. To open the door and walk me into to a dive bar I'd never visit alone, and order for the both of us because she \"knows what I'll like\". For her real intentions to be almost painfully obvious. But for her blunt enthusiasm, eagerness to please, and the time being genuinely enjoyable enough to make me want to stay. For the first three drinks in the bar to turn into a fourth and fifth at a nearby pub. Then six and seven at a rave. Street food, then eight nine and ten elsewhere. For her to lead me to a club, where it's known to not be safe for men alone, but for her to make me feel so safe that I can forget myself in the strobing lights and throbbing bassline as I grind on her, and feel her hands on me. For her to lead me to a dark lit place, a bathroom or back alley, and take advantage of my drunken, giddy state. As had always been the plan. And for my head to be too spinny, and too out of my own mind, to consider stopping her. For her to stop every block and dark alley of the slow walk back, for a kiss or a grope or a hand job as she wants more, even as I sober up to the reality of the night, and the forcefulness of her advances. For her to leave me at my door, with a slap on the ass and a myriad of shivering lewd comments about me and my body."}
+{"text":"Theoretical fetish worldbuilding offers surprising insights into male-female psychology, it turns out. You offer good points. As per the origins of the thread, a lot of the material within is 'male centric'. It's inevitably based around the male perspective, even though it's about a Matriarchy. This can lead to bad theorycraft, as a Matriarchy in actuality would be 'Woman centric' with men being servant to that, and not the other way around. Arguably, the latter would be a Patriarchy, even if a weird masochistic one. women to be selective in sexual encounters That's why I figured it still made sense for men to petition women for relationships, as much as women petition men. Women have the social security to petition men, but men have the biological role to play suitor, assuming reasonable quantities of men. men who focus their resources on being available and above all being practical supports are really the ones who would be the ideal mates. Correct, and these can be 'selected for' in film and media. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Now that you write it out it seems completely obvious. I don't know how I didn't pick up on that before, despite actually researching how such a world could be sustainted long-term. I suppose I was drawn to that idea more as it allows humans to evolve far more nuanced sexually dimorphic traits, but the autism comes first when getting my dick hard. Giving women the lions share of inheritance for both male and female offspring is hot in its own regard though. Your proposal really ties in to what  says, where husbands are be tormented by seeing their sweet, special sons inherit the eyes, cheekbones and nose of the women who killed your family and raped you in the dirt while your homestead burnt down."}
+{"text":"I'm in a fairly vanilla straight relationship. We've played with some light bdsm, anal (just fingers and a small plug) and chastity, but only when I suggest them. Last week I read about chastity day and when my wife came out of the shower I handed her one of her necklaces with a key and told her to make me beg to get the key. She was immediately over me licking my balls and then asked me to give her oral. After that she wanted me to fuck her and went to unlock the cage and I had to tell her \"psss tease me and make , beg\". It was super sweet and hot. I'm still happy about it a week later. Maybe we can do it again this weekend"}
+{"text":"thanks much!"}
+{"text":"Been locked without release for a month and I still wake up like 2-5x a night for erections. Does this shit ever stop. Only time it doesn't happen is if I stop drinking anything within 4hr of going to bed but then I wake up with a dehydration headache."}
+{"text":"could've been worse, you might've been stuck in a ridiculous ugly bodysuit"}
+{"text":"Elaborate."}
+{"text":"in triforce heroes, princess styla gets cursed to wear a ugly bodysuit because some fashion obsessed witch got jealous, so Link has to go forth into hytopia (not hyrule) every stage has an item you get to get link some fashion item that gives him a buff like extra heart drops, shooting more arrows, that type of thing. that is 100% the real plot of triforce heroes"}
+{"text":"Forcing mortal in a cursed bodysuit that will slowly grow, encase them, and then erase physical and mental features until they become a smooth mindless drone, 100% made of pure nylon with no internal organs Thanks for the idea Anon, I needed some different varieties of plushie."}
+{"text":"Real or fake Madokami anon, still great posts."}
+{"text":"Post anything related to Futanari and discuss any topic related to Futanari. Male-looking Futanari allowed. Do not post anything else than Futanari. previous thread"}
+{"text":"dominant \"power bottom\" smug lewd female, uses her intelligence, trickery, and seduction to get her way she dominates a stronger, muscular amazon futa, either by sheer lust, blackmail, some sort of contract, or magic binding the futa basically becomes a slave to her own lusts, acting as a living dildo for her mistress Does anyone else love this dynamic?"}
+{"text":"Post fat girls, skinny girls getting fat, fat girls getting fatter, etc. Previous thread: Related threads: Vtuber Architecture: BBWxBHM Mutual gain: Fat Femboys: Belly Stuffing: Slob:"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Usually share in the /trash/ Thursday thread but here's a Witchmon I did up"}
+{"text":"Venus Body Threads Hag-o-ween Edition Thanks for hanging out as always, folks. This is the thread for curvy mommy bodies. Post images of thick, full-figured women ripe with the hallmarks of sexual maturity and fertility. But just remember, any age character can have a Venus body type. Common themes include combinations of: Thick/plump, especially in thighs, hips and butt Large tits, sometimes sagging or low-hanging Pubic hair and/or underarm hair Sometimes a soft, paunchy belly Sweat/musk/scent Occasionally muscle For the previous thread: For Venus Futa, check out our sister thread:"}
+{"text":"There's not nearly enough exhibitionism content of Venus-bodied women, every time Amazon releases something it's like an angel gets its wings. I'm trying my best to contribute, but I'm only a writer, not an artist. I did just recently publish a story about an enormously voluptuous MILF getting really horny and becoming a nudist to Amazon KDP though."}
+{"text":"where did you publish the story?"}
+{"text":"Femme boys with huge meat. Keep gender arguments out, they eat post limit."}
+{"text":"A thread for relatively normal types of femdom since I've noticed that femdom related threads here always seem to be inflated/overrun with other, somewhat different but related fetishes. While I do personally enjoy some of said fetishes, I think it has become a bit annoying to me how hard it is to find relatively normal or basic femdom content here. Rules for what isn't allowed: Sissy or femboys Giantess or muscular women* Literally anything to do with Futa Armpits, belly buttons, and/or any other weird body part fetishes. No cuck porn Foot fetish content should be kept to a minimum Male chastity should maybe be kept to a minimum depending on prevalence of other threads Ideally anything else that has its own dedicated thread shouldn't be prioritized Examples as to what you should post: Pegging Male humiliation not related to forced feminization Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"Its been like, almost a week since the last thread died and the futas are so backed up, Come on anons and do your futa friends a favor, No Nut November? Don't worry that only counts if you masturbate so letting your futa cum inside you whiles lovingly moaning your name doesn't count Previous Thread"}
+{"text":"That haircut fucking does things to me"}
+{"text":"pegging Not really. I mean it’s ok, but I don’t seek it out. gay stuff Yeah sometimes"}
+{"text":"suddenly, every man in the world loses all of their sexual desires towards women every man now looks at futanari porn for some unknown reason women freak out as their husbands, boyfriends, sons, etc., start looking at chicks with dicks on the internet natality rates start plummeting all over the world scientists (women, since guys are too busy looking at tits and dicks) start rushing to find a way to cure it. They find it's far easier to just develop something that gives women cocks medicine is applied to a lot of women globally to test success! Males are now engaging with the newly engineered futas! \"Wait, the futas are fucking the guys, not the other way around! Fuuuuuuuuu-\" And then humanity comes to an end."}
+{"text":"Damn. That's a hot fantasy."}
+{"text":"And then humanity comes to an end. Eh, I think the futas would catch at least as forplay. Being kissed while your love is inside you before going to the main event is probably really hot to a futa. There is also little reason to assume all futas are size queens and wont allow penetration from a smaller man. Or to assume none of them would be gay and penetrate each other"}
+{"text":"Oh man, we DEFINITELY need more petrified d/orses. I should probably draw a d/orsified Tamamo that's also petrified solid. ...or should I say, ROCK HARD?"}
+{"text":"We need more dorses. Any artists working on some new ones"}
+{"text":"Need to keep the thread alive for dorses"}
+{"text":"Artist here. Working on a petrified d/orse. Still wondering if/how to do the background and the lighting. …kinda wish I could draw them fucking relief stations, fuckplants, or onaholes too. What other TFs do you think go well with a d/orse?"}
+{"text":"Relief stations are underrated imo Maybe cock tf? Girl becomes a dorse but with a small (relative for their size) cock and fucks another girl who turns into the full dorse cock"}
+{"text":"\"She'll be fiiiiiine\" Edition A thread for biological females locked in chastity. Edging, belts, and denial of all kinds welcome, but female only please"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is an idea I can get behind. A little predicament bondage built into the chastity. Realistically you'd probably run into issues with the clit shield or the front plate of the belt having too much leeway with the flesh, but that shouldn't stop us in the land of fantasy. Maybe we can add some fabric to the device that would be just a little sticky when it comes into contact with wet skin, so her clit has a little something else holding it in its more aroused state. Or a couple of soft silicone prongs designed to nestle up against her glans and pry back her hood a little bit when her clit presses up against them. Love the marks on her neck there especially. She must have been getting it rough."}
+{"text":"We have one of those too. I’ve done that as well. We also have a dglabs coyote insertable electrode that I use to shock her. It’s great fun. I wish she was able to keep the belt on longer, but it’s just not comfortable for more than a few hours at most."}
+{"text":"Tomboys and Tinies Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"While I'm okay with stories where people who shrink are treated as property, but they should really have a more organized system. Instead of just \"Oh woops, you shrunk, off to the nearest pet store or girl's pants you go!\" it should be: The mom and legal guardians have the first legal claim (above even the tiny's desires) The future-tiny can choose someone to be their designated owner in case they shrink and they get dibs after the mom Any relatives (aunts, cousins, sisters) get dibs last before they're released for public purchase"}
+{"text":"I would figure it'd mom/legal guardian->Immediate family->Extended family->Volunteers, and this order is still being worked out after the absolute chaos that was right after the shrinkening, not to mention any possible loopholes that have other giantesses trying to get their hands on a tiny working their way into the order. mom is on paper the legal guardian and gets final say on when she gets to handle you, but since she's away on business often your sister does the day-to-day \"supervision\", and she brings in her friend group to help \"supervise\" you, not to mention your aunt coming over to do \"wellness checks\" claiming its for your mom. That's not including the remote tutor who uses her webcam in many interesting ways, and the appointed health-and-safety specialist who is very \"hands-on\" in ensuring your body is in tip-top shape."}
+{"text":"This is the kind of autistic worldbuilding I like to see in size stories. Give me something to think about, plenty of generic size stories that just focus on horny big girl and nothing else."}
+{"text":"tfw you try to get your childhood best friend to be your caretaker but you have a wine aunt who technically has the right to claim you at any time she rarely keeps you for long, but whenever she’s been drinking too much she has a tendency to pop by and snatch you up to take back home with her typically you spend the next few days trying to get her to stop toying with you…but she tends to respond to defiance with cramming you in her tits"}
+{"text":"I Can't Possibly Lose to You! edition. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I doubt it'd be easy for a guy to accept having big heaving tits I doubt that a man would be able to do anything other than grope his own big heaving tits, probably drooling slightly. Poking his nipples inward like doorbells that were failing to chime as he stared at his own lewd. lusty image in the mirror; Panting, gasping, shaking, shuddering, fingering his lewd and wildly wet cunt, Becoming his own personal porno masturbating to his feminine image. Maybe that's just me? To each his own. there aren't enough stories were the man was cock hungry nympho before Noted. I prefer the more plausible \"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit\" Good man. The best smut is explained in thoroughly-ridiculous ways, focusing on the pleasure of sex. All that matters is that everybody in the story is enjoying themselves and the audience is successfully jerking off. Sex is awesome. Have more sex. Turn into a girl and have sex, it'd be extra hot. Get pregnant and squirt out sixteen kids.'kay, byyyyyye!"}
+{"text":"Get pregnant and squirt out sixteen kids B...but there is only around a 30% chance of successful implantation!"}
+{"text":"It's sort of like a weird feedback loop the way your describing it; he's still got the male 'software' of what is considered attractive for females, but since the 'hardware' is female it's not being processed correctly and is resulting in a reaction that's different from both; a female who is constantly turned on by her own self-percieved 'sexiness' and the idea of imagining herself having normal sex (or something like that, it's magic and shit doesn't have to be overly detailed unless you want it to be)"}
+{"text":"B...but there is only around a 30% chance of successful implantation! Better fuck 3x as much then"}
+{"text":"It's sort of like a weird feedback loop the way your describing it; he's still got the male 'software' of what is considered attractive for females, but since the 'hardware' is female it's not being processed correctly and is resulting in a reaction that's different from both; a female who is constantly turned on by her own self-percieved 'sexiness' and the idea of imagining herself having normal sex (or something like that, it's magic and shit doesn't have to be overly detailed unless you want it to be) This is why jrpgs are better for this. You can, ideally, guide the transformation."}
+{"text":"Granted! Imagine a sexy futa body. Maybe a toned tomboy qt with dark skin and a pleasant musk... maybe a chubby, pale raven haired girl with a gothic aesthetic? Maybe you'd rather be a blonde milf with carpet that matches the drapes. Hell, pick an older body, and you'll live just as long as you would had you picked a younger body, my treat! Have you decided? If you don't, I'll simply make you a perma blonde, dark skin gyaru with a bimbo like figure. Read past this line when you've decided. Have you decided? Good. You get the body you requested, with functional plumbing, allowing your cock and pussy to function as if you were a man and a woman. You'll also be able to toggle if you're fertile or not mentally. You'll be supernaturally healthy, age very well, and find no shortage of lovers. You won't even produce waste (girls don't do that, don't you know?) ...Except I may have swapped your mind, and the mind of your nethers. Yes, sex parts have minds, haven't you ever heard someone say \"It has a mind of its own\"? You can still feel everything your body does, but your \"point of view\" will range from the head of your cock, to the rim of your asshole, and your senses regarding these areas will be heightened. Yes, you can even hear, see, smell, and taste. You'll be able to wiggle, harden, quiver, and clench, but little else. Meanwhile... your cock had the soul of a cute girl, who knew? Unfortunately, being a cock, she's a bit of a ditz, and is always thinking about sex. She'll approach people you two find hot and try to lay them, with mixed success. Some will find her adorably stupid, others will find her too direct at first. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you don't want to end up like the pic related above, you'll have to teach her how to be a human, and fast. First? Clothes... only you've never put a bra on either, have you? Well it'll be a learning experience, I'm sure. Maybe today's more of a \"hoodie and sweetpants\" day anyways, until you get some better clothes. She'll find her way to a local clothes store, and you'll have to tell her to NOT flirt with the people around her, and grab SENSIBLE clothes... but you can't see well through her sweatpants. She'll pull you out and show you what she picked, but it'll all be REALLY revealing and embarrassing stuff. No matter how much you try to teach her modesty, she'll just pull you out and reveal you to clothes that are just embarassing in other ways. Explain the idea of \"covering\" stuff, and the best you'll manage are frilly or gothic lolita dresses. Sure, they're BETTER... but they won't help her stick out any less. She'll grab airy underwear, and lean towards skirts and dresses, so you can see and hear better. At least she's thoughtful... But just as luck would have it... one of the girls there will say you two look cute, and after a VERY saucy remark from your libido's gijinka, she'll blush and hit it off with her. Your nethers deserve a name, I suppose... How about we call her \"Kitty\"? You'll have to think of a normal name to go by for yourself eventually. Anyways, Kitty will accidentally end up going back to this girl's place, excited, and a LITTLE worried, as it's her first time. You won't be able to stop her, as your combined libidos will WANT it more than anything... so you'll just have to be the voice of reason, and tell her to be nice, give her ideas for foreplay, and... oh gods you're hard already. Kitty might speak up, saying \"Down, we just bough this dress!\" Speaking to her cock right in front of her date, eliciting a giggle from her. Once you reach her apartment, she'll teasingly strip for you, take you into her mouth, lick your holes..."}
+{"text":"And finally lay on her back, as Kitty eagerly lines you up. She'll fuck your new friend silly, and just when you think you can't keep up with her, you'll notice that YOU are on your hands and knees now, and feel a strap on press against your pussy. It'll be a long night... ...And then you gasp as you wake up. Yes, gasp, with your mouth, beside the cute clothes store girl, feeling a tired, cute snoring voice in the back of your head while your cock recovers. Kitty is back between your legs, and you're back in control. As it turns out? The two of you have a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde type deal going on, and your lover will notice it when she wakes up, saying there's something different about you. Kitty will prove to have a way with words, offering you flattering responses like \"Yeah, I had my world rocked by a really cute girl last night...\", which will earn you cuddles and a bit of morning sex, before you have to say goodbye as she gets ready for work... but not before getting her number. Your lives will turn into an almost slice of life manga about you and Kitty swapping who's in charge of your body, and who's nestled between your legs (it happens every day or few days), with plenty of new girls (and maybe even cute guys) entering your life, from admirers, to rivals, to acquaintances, like a custom tailor and a self proclaimed psychic girl who actually believes Kitty when she tells her \"Actually, I'm our cock, pussy, and ass, but mistress took over for me today.\" As it turns out, the girl IS psychic... but only has telepathy, and it only works on sapient genitals. Who know? Maybe one day you can convince more friends, as they adjust to your \"mood swings\", once they know both you AND Kitty well enough to know that you're not lying... but that's a ways away, and besides... you two get to experience sex toys made for BOTH sexes now! Kitty's already ordered them, they're on the way, she called you in sick, she invited a friend... it's too late."}
+{"text":"I wish I was a girl with a cute butt and bush, with sexy, adventurous girlfriends with benefits"}
+{"text":"Granted. When you complete a chore, your dick will grow bigger, and you will cum loads of dense, goopy jizz. The size of your penis and load, and the intensity and duration of your orgasm, depend on how hard the chore was: chores that require more effort and time will produce a bigger orgasm. And it will be BIG, as you can see. After you've finished, your dick woll progressively shrink back to its original size. Now, you have two boons to help you. The first is that the cum's effects will be significantly lessened; for example, it can't make your computer short-circuit and can't break it (the splooge will act as a cushion), but it will still gunk up the keyboard. People will not denounce you for indecent acts in public, but they might get annoyed at you (or find it obsessively hot). And so on. The second boon is that, while \"cleaning up the cum\" counts as a chore - and therefore will always cause an orgasm when you finish, you will get a dry orgasm. Your cock will grow as usual, your urethra will retch and gape, and your huge ballsack will clench; but no cum will come out. Otherwise you would end up in an endless cycle of making a mess > cleaning it up > cumming > making another mess etc. I wish for a pony."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Same thread as usual Post various blimps and balloons of all shapes and sizes Refrain from posting AI, please"}
+{"text":"I mean... he has a point. Nowdays, there's a lot of artists who are like instant noodles; they feed you, but they have no flavor and are boring to eat. But at the same time, this is a semi-free buffet. You decide what to eat; humans/furries, spherical/belly, no pop/pop, Da/Fa/Twitter/pixiv, etc. I understand his problem, but let's remember that any fetish community has the same problem: everthing quick, without love/eroticism, that satisfies the consumer as quickly as possible. Rather than asking for something SFW, he should focus more on improving the love, eroticism, and story of NSFW drawings, since today it's revolutionary to touch on those topics. (Also, new captcha fucking sucks)"}
+{"text":"Fuck it this captcha. Anyway, some Great Sushi Man."}
+{"text":"IT'S TOO HOT I'VE MELTED! Edition Post slimegirls or any girl made of a fluid substance. Melting elastic girls also welcome. No AI and keep futa to a minimum. Bonus points again for OC, commissions, and media finds. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I fucking love slimegirls!"}
+{"text":"I want a slime girl to heal me from flu..."}
+{"text":"Some guy slimification this art lmao"}
+{"text":"Hyper allowed. Futa on male allowed."}
+{"text":"Post small women or women getting smaller. No loli, no AI, no giantess, and especially no ugly bastards. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cry harder, nigger. You're not helping either."}
+{"text":"Or perhaps they bump whenever they see the thread on page 9/10 So, you're saying you're them, and can't handle the fact that threads eventually die out. Again, seriously think about killing yourself for the greater good."}
+{"text":"Maybe Armstrong from Prime4 finds Samus shrunk and thinks it's some super accurate toy model she then hordes/hides and toys with when alone? Some EMMI alt model injects her wuth a shrinking serum for capture and storage?"}
+{"text":"Have anyone else in mind ? I could draw someone else if the idea is neat"}
+{"text":"Prime 4 Myles MacKenzie geeking out over a shrunken Samus. Samus wants to kill herself because he won't shut up."}
+{"text":"I'm a smart tentacle. I capture girls but I also steal recording equipment. I film myself raping them, them giving birth, and them succumbing to the pleasure. Once they go slutty I start to blue ball them vaginal orgasms at the last second, and purposely cum outside their pussies until they go \"Pleeeease let me cum\" \"Nooooo cum inside me, I want to give biiirth\" Then I let them go. I later release the videos online, and become a legend. I then make a deep web website where I comment on all my videos as a complete troll going \"I'm Mr. Tentacle and these dumb bitches want to cum but I won't let them lolololol\" I continue raping but also start to attract pervert memelord women who come to seek me out. I call them my \"based TentaSlut gooners\" online. We torment normal women together, and sometimes they get arrested but I'm never caught. I love to target girls with boyfriends, they're the best of all >:)"}
+{"text":"Pregnancy, impregnation, breeding, and maternity are some of the most common fetishes on Earth. So much so you could argue that they're not even fetishes at all and anyone *not* aroused by them is abnormal, but they still qualify for now, until greater society starts throwing off the shackles and baggage of its puritanical past. That said, I have a decided interest in non-standard pregnancy. The creation of life by means other than a man putting his penis into a vagina. I once commissioned an artist here on /d/ to draw a pic of one of the pokemon girls whose body was so polluted by Muks that her 'breasts' were lactating Grimers. But I love the idea of the mechanisms of life, being turned to the creation of new life outside their original functions. Breast-pregnancy, egg-incubation, mpreg, interspecies breeding, all of it revs my engines like few other things do. One of my favorite story themes is Futas invading or otherwise being introduced to a setting where they are not well-understood, and proceeding to impregnate men and women alike in an effort to remake the cultural demographics. Not necessarily in a conquer-and-rape way, I think it's hotter if the invaders are slow and seductive about it, integrating themselves into the lives of the locals and co-opting the existing social structures without denigrating the existing lifestyles. Example: An erotica story about a man in love with a woman. She's not interested in him, until his Futa friend starts wing-manning for him. She talks him up and makes it clear that she's in love with him, but he loves the normal girl, and she wants to see him happy. So the futa plays matchmaker, and the couple fall in love, but don't want to cut the futa out of their life, so they become a throuple. They're very careful so that only the guy knocks up the girl, and the futa but the Futa also mpregs the guy so they can raise all their children as triplets"}
+{"text":"I have a fetish for religious iconography and trappings, but not necessarily any of the existing ones. I read an erotic story years ago where a traveler from more prudish space landed on a human colony with an extremely relaxed attitude towards sex. He was shocked to see a nun sucking off random people on a public subway. Turns out, that's her order's thing. These nuns exist to give comfort to anyone who needs to relieve stress and tension. So I'm imagining a religion that considers monogamy a sin, that preaches free love and tries to shame anyone acting prudish or withholding their affection."}
+{"text":"I bet you'd be a fan of Nikke's VTC Priestess"}
+{"text":"Ball bras, cock sleeves, and the like. Post girls accessorizing their dicks, or wearing clothes adapted to their size."}
+{"text":"Knightly Edition"}
+{"text":"burping. only threads that include it are either this or those with other bodily waste. but i'm fine with it, i still like vore anyway and also like having a more obscure fetish"}
+{"text":"Honestly you can totally start a belch thread. I don't think it's as obscure as you're making it out to be. Though it might derail from content because stuffing fags are completely visceral versus vore fags, etc. Also maybe people might see it as tame, but really anything's better than another fucking Futa thread on the catalogue"}
+{"text":"If nothing else, I’d be down for a thread mainly focused on belching. I’m a huge sucker for it. And I do love seeing it paired with stuffing or vore."}
+{"text":"Anything related to the art of one tying themselves up"}
+{"text":"What kind of rope do you have ? Jute? Cotton ? bamboo ? Stuff like silk rope is usually a bit more slippery :/"}
+{"text":"See, I never understood why police style cuffs aren't more common for selfbondage. Buncha weak shits poisoned the narrative that theyre unsafe."}
+{"text":"A few months ago, I went out late at night to a rarely used park nearby. It borders an industrial area, so hardly anyone wanders through after dark. I brought a small kitchen safe for my keys, a padlock and chain, and a backpack full of toys. At the top of a hill, there’s a wildflower area where the plants are encouraged to grow naturally. A few benches are scattered around, and I chose one as my spot. I took off my clothes, leaving only my shoes, chained them to the bench, and tucked them under the seat. I placed my keys in the kitchen safe, carried it to a nearby allotment, set the timer for an hour, and tucked it into a bush. Then I retreated to a secluded spot and entertained myself for a while by fucking myself silly stretching my ass. When I was ready to return, the tension hadn’t subsided. I inserted a large anal bead toy (Master Series Anal Links) and made my way toward the allotment. By the time I arrived, it had clearly been more than an hour as the safe was already unlocked. As I was about to leave, a parked car caught my eye. It hadn’t been there before, and it spooked me. I quietly slipped back toward the wildflower area, only to hear a man talking on the phone about 50 away along the path. My heart raced. I backed up slowly, slid down a small slope, and ducked into a bush, beads still in place. I stayed there for what felt like an eternity, listening to the faint crunch of gravel and the hum of distant traffic. Only after a car finally drove away did I feel safe enough to return to the bench and retrieve my clothes. The night air felt cool and freeing as I slipped back into them, the tension finally ebbing away."}
+{"text":"Because there's no currently active one and I want to post my goon slop I've made (I am making rn rather) before I nuke it off my PC. Post anything that's related to censorship/beta chip shit. I'll post myself as I finish pages."}
+{"text":"Nice edits! Am I missing something, or are some of these pics missing on Kemono?"}
+{"text":"Anything and everything related to hyper muscular females welcomed here. Including AI (keep it anime looking), strongfat, hyperclit and anything else you can think of just no futa. last thread"}
+{"text":"Fuck I want to be Sophie's mate so bad right now. She's so glorious I wanna worship and cherish her."}
+{"text":"I don't get the appeal of milking. It would usually mean she gave birth."}
+{"text":"It's either the whole mommy thing, or it's just that the same thing pushing her body to hyper levels, is also pushing her other metabolic functions."}
+{"text":"When I post Rakoongrey's art, it gets deleted, but when someone else does, it's all good (check desuarchive). What the Hell jannies?"}
+{"text":"I've caught a few clips, but were there ever any where you could hear real liquid, splashing, or spatter? Only ones I've heard is where you can make out gurgling and some wet sounds as stuff comes up in her throat, but, beyond that, all you hear is her coughing."}
+{"text":"not sure if me or catbox, but less than half of these are loading"}
+{"text":"there should be more like this, this is great"}
+{"text":"and they said futa wasn't a slippery slope"}
+{"text":"Bro, if you're on /d/ it's already over, you will pick up a very strange fetish, futa is just the gateway."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the artist of this?"}
+{"text":"my contribution to the board, he will get bigger probably but i gotta go to bed"}
+{"text":"For monstergirls with dongs, girls with monsterdongs, and monstergirls with monsterdongs No NTR or MGE futa x female"}
+{"text":"I am lazy"}
+{"text":"I might sound weird, but imagine knocking her off of that position of power. Imagine her expression as she bleeds out in the ground, not having experienced that once in all those years. Like, wouldn't it be so fucking hot to just slice her cock open and let it bleed out or am I just weird."}
+{"text":"Futa cocks are sacred and should suffer no harm"}
+{"text":"This is my white whale no tg or tg adjacent stuff please."}
+{"text":"happy new year"}
+{"text":"uh, i guess i just wanted to share but as a fem anon, i love doing this to guys (kind of a fat neet,so haven't gotten laid much) at least done it a couple times, one was really into it, left him a lotta bites and stuff. Wish I could've done more with him, but he came out as a transfem a couple months later and that made it immediately not hot to me,since i hate sissy stuff paired with this. So yeah thanks OP, saving these"}
+{"text":"it is truly hard to find this stuff"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna say it. I'm sick to death of every hentai thing with monsters being rape based. Every time there's a new H-Anime with tentacles, it's 100% either going to be non-con from start to finish, or maybe a little mindbreak in the last 5 minutes. I haven't watched any of the new H-Anime since about 2016 and decided to get caught up with all of the tentacle stuff and holy shit, it's just more of the fucking same with very little variation in story or script or anything and i'm feeling almost disgusted with the industry. Can people link me some good Consensual Monster/Consentacle stuff? Especially any H-Anime that isn't Tentacle & Witches, because that's the only one i know of with that in it."}
+{"text":"No u"}
+{"text":"Will you use tentacles to help you fuck your girl?"}
+{"text":"Been a while, so let's start the new year right, year of the horse or whatever. Think of this as the sister to the Venus Thread. Similar to that thread, this is for milfy, sexually mature women with curvy, full figures, but in this one they have just a little bit extra between their legs. Futa on Venus welcome as well! Post it in here! Previous thread here: For our sister Venus thread:"}
+{"text":"Would lick her eggnog sauce"}
+{"text":"Where have you found the uncensored version?"}
+{"text":"Post pics/gifs of everyday items and events getting lewded. So like sprinklers being squirting girls or a phone or car girl getting banged by a charger or gas pump. Please no scat or pee or farts. No overly furry/antro characters would be nice too."}
+{"text":"Bump, we need more pics."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Anymore pics?"}
+{"text":"Thread for damsels in distress, bondage, peril, bad ends and game overs. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Lady-cop gets captured, tied up, stuffed in the trunk She's defiant, struggling furiously against her bindings, glares and angry \"mmphs\" But nobody pays her any mind Then someone loads a shovel into the trunk too She looks at it for a moment before realization dawns in her eyes But they slam the trunk shut before she can react Hours outside of town, out in the middle of nowhere, they finally come to a stop Open up the trunk She's terrified, struggling desperately against her bindings, tear-filled eyes and a muffled scream when the door's opened They closed the trunk on a defiant lady-cop, but now, after hours of stewing in the realization of what they're going to do with her, that's long gone Squirms away from their hands when they reach towards her, whimpering in fear Whimpers even louder when they pull out the shovel, frantically shaking her head Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you. Forgot to save this one."}
+{"text":"I think its the symbolism. The buildup, tension, and the sudden release of the explosion feels like a sexual climax. It's the idea of hopelessly, surrender, and the moment everything peaks at once."}
+{"text":"Girls ready to explode! Post anything you have—fembots self-destructing, girls who are literal bombs, girls wearing explosives, or anything involving girls and explosives."}
+{"text":"I remember seeing something similar on looney tunes"}
+{"text":"/Conj Conjoined twins thread"}
+{"text":"Interesting fetish idea I doodled something"}
+{"text":"I know this isn't the right board for it, but I honestly have no other ideas of how to do it, so please forgive me, and please forgive me killing a thread for that, but it's important to me. More than a decade ago, back in the skype era, I've met a dude here (or rather on the /d/ IRC that was running at the time) who went by the nickname of Esrever. He was a good friend, both to discuss /d/ shit, but we also talked a lot about military stuff, naval engineering, perspective weapons (he had a fetish for naval railguns and kinetics in general, and believed they were vastly superior to anything rocket-powered). I called him Assreaver once as a joke (because this is how his nickname read to me once) and I know he used it for a bit here and there. When discord arrived and I switched over, we lost contact, and I miss the guy. I wonder how he's doing. If you know him, know about him, or you are him, please contact me at secunduspublius@gmail.com. Sorry, again, for the kinda off-board thread. This is the only place that really connects us (hopefully) anymore. Pic is a sketch I drew a little while ago to keep it at least a bit board-relevant."}
+{"text":"is precum real? yes, i have consumed plenty of others and my own. unfortunately, I was cut after birth but I usually have no problem getting leaky while going through a session. im talking enough to slather all over my head and just gently rub it for some decent pleasure. I tend to enjoy the taste of precum more than cum"}
+{"text":"The SA80 seems like a neat rifle. idk much about weapons tech, but is there an advantage to rear loading instead of front loading like most rifle's magazines? did i just make a sexual reference?"}
+{"text":"precum I just considered it the pp's way of helping to lube to the vagene or anus before it goes to work on said hole. if nothing else, goddamn do I love the taste."}
+{"text":"The primary advantage to shoving your hot loads into the rifles pooper is that you can fit in extra barrel length while retaining the same overall length. This is good since a longer barrel makes the projectile spurt out the end faster, which assists in dumping hot and heavy loads on target. The disadvantage is that putting your hand back there to jerk off the rifle and get some fresh new loads is pretty awkward compared to doing it from the front end, the traditional place to jerk off. You need additional training for such stroking to become second nature, which despite this idea being heavily developed since like the 1970s the big reason why every military rifle doesn't work that way is that armies are still mostly made up of 19 year old grunts who probably shouldn't be trusted to drive, much less stroke themselves or their rifle off with proper technique. So why was I joking about the SA80 being a pile of trash? I have no clue how they fucked it up that badly man. It jammed all the time, and had so many more problems ontop of that. The British adopted it in the 80s but the first war they fought with it was the Gulf War which deserts in general tend to cause rifles great anxiety and distress. I think my favourite common malfunction was that the magazine would regularly drop off the back while on patrol, and with the pooper-centric design its kind of hard to notice, especially if you're not used to the rifle being put together backwards. This is not great if you need to shoot and don't know you just have the single round loaded in the chamber. The way designs like this work they did actually fix it, it's not a pile of hot garbage anymore and early versions of these designs often have way more problems than people think, but how the fuck did you manage to do that badly guys, seriously."}
+{"text":"The original SA80 was awful dogshit. Steel surface finish was garbage and would instantly rust, the plastics were both brittle and dissolved in alcohol, it never cycled properly, the mag release had no guarding and faced inwards so you would constantly drop the mag just moving around, the mags themselves would bend and fail to feed, its horribly off-balance, its super cumbersome, it couldn't be fired lefty or even converted to left handed without ejecting brass directly into your eyeball, absolutely zero redeeming factors and when they gave it to H&K to unfuck they basically threw everything into the bin and started again. As for bullpups in general, like other anon said you get more barrel length out of the same overall weapon length because the action is further back. The tradeoff is they're objectively worse by every single other metric. More cumbersome to reload, can't easily see inside the chamber while shouldered, basically non-existent length-of-pull adjustment, less rail space for accessories, closer to the shooter's ear so much louder, shitty triggers cause so many linkages, need gimmicks for left-handers cause the ejection port is where your face goes. They're good for vehicle crews who hardly shoot anyway because they fit through doors easier, but CQB claims are a cope because .300 blk from an 8 inch barrel into someone 10 feet away kills them."}
+{"text":"Year of the Hoers. Kemono list: rentry.org/omokemono2 Manga scene list: rentry.org/omogenmanga Omo/piss artists list: rentry.co/ha5itpki Omorashi AI models: under repair™ [New] Omorashi fiction: rentry.co/33zh8u58 previous thread: Male thread:"}
+{"text":"Who wants some Alisaie tea?"}
+{"text":"though i don't think the recipe is culinarian guild approved."}
+{"text":"We need one of these that ends in wetting please I beg you"}
+{"text":"post peak cute holding"}
+{"text":"Nah what we really need is a \"just made it\" variant, maybe with a label like \"designated pissing alleyway\" or something"}
+{"text":"succ"}
+{"text":"succ stone"}
+{"text":"unofficial Noel growth sequence from 53 hank"}
+{"text":"Women with big feet. Monster girls and futa allowed. Please use common sense and post feet that would be appealing and not deviant art of harpies or something. My own preference is long and slender with long toes thst can pick up things like pencils. Not really into wide comedic looking feet. Hard kink to be into. The best artists aren't tagging their work with feet tags. Fan art always deletes or shrinks the feet."}
+{"text":"Anyone have the metal skin version of this? Artist is tsukimaru."}
+{"text":"this is the way"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"You know the drill: post dudes with pussies. Masc, andro or fem, idc. FTM stuff allowed but not required. Leave the shitty trans discourse to /pol/ and /tttt/ I just wanna see guys with the superior genetalia Last bread:"}
+{"text":"Fucked up my spoiler and can't delete baka. Apology link."}
+{"text":"Wish there was a doujin with Hotaru being kidnapped for ransom and getting gang-raped and tortured to within an inch of her life"}
+{"text":"does anyone else like girls with huge clits? this is apparently extremely niche because 90% of what I find is just an intermediate step for futa transformation and most of the rest is cursed with censorship that makes it hard to even tell what you're looking at or poor anatomy."}
+{"text":"mfw someone responds i already feared that this might be the case... still thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Top quality, bravo sir"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"She's so embarrassed about her clit and my fascination with it"}
+{"text":"Body swap thread"}
+{"text":"Agree. it's disappointing he never does a part 2 to this story. Show us Crump dealing with the crazy shit of future story events as Tea, or how about a what if where he broke up with the team after Battlle City to become a Hooters Girl/Prostitute/Aquarium fucking worker. Something Anything new. Maybe, he just like seeing the body swapping process with Tea, but in that case why not take it slow for once, instead of the usual one page and it is done. I'll just end this with one positive note, and say his obsession with this swap did led to him making my favorite version of it after he has done it five times already."}
+{"text":"If only the crump can recruit other girls like Mai valentine and ichizu Ishtar to come to virtual world just to trick them and swap them with the big five"}
+{"text":"There's ways to getting them involved, like Crump asking Ishizu for help to carry Mai comatose body into one of the pods. That way they can make her dive into the Digital World and possibly help her get out of her coma."}
+{"text":"sauce? love perverts ruining a chick's life."}
+{"text":"got any art where the cum in new body either messes with their mind to like align their brain to new body, or make it perm?"}
+{"text":"Big Little Sister Edition- Previous Thread: For posting who are tall but not ridiculously big"}
+{"text":"God, I want a continuation of this where we see Sayo take him as her husband and bearing him a bunch of kids"}
+{"text":"Seconding. It feels like all of it is somewhat disjointed"}
+{"text":"It feels like all of it is somewhat disjointed tbf not sure panda/hitomi will help with that but it's just so inconvenient not to read them on a proper reader"}
+{"text":"No shortstack thread for ages? Also no AI"}
+{"text":"Reposting this because mods considered the pic I used loli, not shortstack. I've been working on some worldbuilding and I've got two races of shortstacks. Both are about three feet tall. One is more typical imps/yordles/gobbos, and the other is a race of plant-girls, and neither are genetically compatible with humans. The plants reproduce asexually, laying fruit like eggs, they enjoy being fucked, but it doesn't actually play a role in their reproduction. The imps I previously intended on having only 1 in 12 of them be born male, and they're all timy-dicked femboys. I only thought of the plants after the imps, and after giving it some thought I'm not entirely sure if I want to keep the male imps or just have them also reproduce asexually too. On one hand I made the males very feminine and rare because the point of their whole race is that they exist basically just to be fucked by human men, so getting rid of males entirely solves this problem, but on the other hand the only other shortstack race also reproduces asexually, and none of the others do."}
+{"text":"Futanari with extra big balls, now with a more board-appropriate picture."}
+{"text":"Is this a part of a set?"}
+{"text":"as the thread name suggests. futa with lotsa pubes, huge bush, hairy armpits... etc etc etc. no weird AI-like pube distribution, no AI in general (I can generate it myself), no dick cheese or other gross stuff. just regular old futas with hairy balls and pits!"}
+{"text":"Oh, my quirk is pregnancy-related time travel."}
+{"text":"OC"}
+{"text":"Kusahagane is a real enigma. Genuinely loves pregnancy and it shows with how good his preggos are, but he only draws once in a blue moon. I'm having a hard time picturing him as a mere art enthusiast."}
+{"text":"Huge hungry honeys habitually hoover humanoids"}
+{"text":"So when are we getting the Karbo megas back"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This game is too crap For us degens to fap"}
+{"text":"The Minimum Project is one of the larger ones I've seen in years. Threw the creator a few bucks even because I was impressed by it's scope. It is an RPGMaker game so I know that's an instant no for some, but I enjoyed my time with it. There's lots of girls to pick from and some have more content than others, but there is a ton there either way."}
+{"text":"You... You have them... I know you have them, give the precious to us"}
+{"text":"We haven't had one of these in awhile, so post anything implants; breast, ass, dick, balls, or anything related. Also of course bimbo content welcome"}
+{"text":"Yeah, that's what I'm most annoyed about because when we started she wasn't like that, like I'm talking the first maybe couple months before it started to settle in.5 years later I just know if we separate she's going to go back to being a huge slut and I'm just going to get real fucking annoyed even if I don't even ever look her up or anything? Just in the back of my mind I'll know lol. But honestly everything's been really fantastic so I can suck it up in factor of life for everything else I've gotten."}
+{"text":"Dying for more of these 'penal' implants"}
+{"text":"Do you have a few story examples?"}
+{"text":"No, unfortunately every time I like something I can never find any more of it. Same thing happened when I got into reality warp stuff, it's such an untapped market."}
+{"text":"try malpractice by leticia latex on sadpanda site starts out great for me and he also do dollification or something like that turn girls into blow-up dolls lol"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"anyone else been reading Dara san?"}
+{"text":"A good number of KemoFure are just a tail with a woman attached."}
+{"text":"link"}
+{"text":"THREAD GUIDELINES Artists • All artists welcome! • Drawfriends, don't hold back. If you like a request someone else already drew, feel free to draw your own take. • Please anchor your deliveries to make them easier to track. • Post a sample of your art when \"taking x requests\". • No AI requests/deliveries or discussion. Take them to the relevant threads. Requesters • Do not request drawings of real people. • Do not just post a link to your request from the previous thread. Re-state your request and repost your reference. You'll have to repost your full request after the thread 404s anyway, so please conserve post count. • Do not \"bump\", \"re-request\", \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. • Be patient. Art takes time. • Not all requests will be filled. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This, but instead of a massage wand it's the dick sinking in the girl's chest and her heart is doing the massaging. I'll toss in Jacinthe, I like the thought of her dominantly taking a dick that deep."}
+{"text":"This looks like ass candle, bro"}
+{"text":"Requesting characters from the KOREAN MANGA \"I love Amy\" who ARE CANONICALLY OVER 18: Futa Amy Lee getting a suggestive selfie from Camilla like in the referenced image"}
+{"text":"Requesting Yukko and Ritsu from K-on as futas with balls, rubbing their small dicks together (frotting) and cumming."}
+{"text":"Creepy monster girls"}
+{"text":"Why can't we get some diregraf hentai?"}
+{"text":"We are so back!!"}
+{"text":"i think i got ban or something cus grok dosn t even respond to my requests even normal one s"}
+{"text":"Pls try make them a face like this"}
+{"text":"should be out where can I find it?"}
+{"text":"aside from grok which ai s can be use for this?m i gto my acont ban or something"}
+{"text":"Given as the anon behind the main omo thread continues to procrastinate on opening one for the girls/fags, it seems I am once again forced to take the matter into my own hands. Pissing & Omo art centered on Males, Futa, or MTF trans go here, Scat an low quality AI does not. Have fun."}
+{"text":"I just drank 2.5 liters of water in 2 minutes and started holding it, it's only been 5 minutes and im shaking like crazy, is this normal?"}
+{"text":"You sure you didn't have anything else to drink earlier?"}
+{"text":"The limit is 1 liter per hour. You might have broken something."}
+{"text":"I stopped shaking after 20ish min but it wasn't a good experience"}
+{"text":"Gatorade, has been the key in my experience. Just downing water makes my head hurt, but water in conjunction with gatorade or some kind of sports drink has given me good results. Just be careful for next time. I recently bought some new briefs so of course I feel compelled to \"break them in\" soon. I haven't had a good chance to do a hold in a while though, hopefully some day soon."}
+{"text":"Futa, AI and Centauroids allowed Previous"}
+{"text":"Found this and its overall idea and composition are extremely same/similar, so much so that I wonder if one artist just straight-up took their version from the other. I put these two side-by-side on the monitor and masturbated to both simultaneously, with the idea that quadrillions of years have passed between the two events and basically nothing about the physiology, psychology, or master/slave relationship between the two species has changed in any meaningful way. I gave myself half a stock writing this post."}
+{"text":"Tiny deer pp?"}
+{"text":"Retired War Centaur and her useless deerfailure of a wife."}
+{"text":"gen her with a big puffy asshole"}
+{"text":"same rules as last time: post pictures of women growing bigger that's it. how's this different than the main /size/ thread? sometimes it's more about the journey than the destination chum other things are allowed (like breast expansion, feet, ass, etc) if female giantess growth is the primary point of the image. no dudes no girls that look like dudes no AI sloppa Last thread:"}
+{"text":"The problem is, that the fat furry character instead of a proper human being makes it much harder to understand the technique"}
+{"text":"Just go look at Boob Camp or Abracadebra, then. Less fat, more tits and ass."}
+{"text":"my brain cannot comprehend 'woman fill frame more' if woman not subject I cannot draw inspiration from something unless it's exactly what I'm imagining Actually fucking brain dead."}
+{"text":"Jollyjack has done this for two decades while being 1) far more talented 2) able to make furry women hot"}
+{"text":"Sexy killing machines edition Previous thread: Please keep AI slop to a minimum, if that. Yes, we're aware of the irony."}
+{"text":"terrifies them beyond the capacity for rational thought. I understood that reference! rip spores, molds and fungus collector"}
+{"text":"Massive Mikus"}
+{"text":"Cute waifu who transforms into a sexy werewolf or a scary monster. +1 point for a slow transformation."}
+{"text":"i like the follow up trying to hold back laying eggs, but then poof she wants to lay them all. tfw never going to milk a girl who suddenly become part cow with huge tits and/or udders as well sad now"}
+{"text":"Yeah I like the alternative one of this where they end up just being an egg laying bimbo"}
+{"text":"A thread for people, especially girls, getting infected with parasites, typically of the mind/body controlling variety."}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"[Daraku Jiko Chousa Iinkai (Sch-mit)] Daraku Shitsumukan"}
+{"text":"No futa, AI or hyper muscle allowed! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Anything that shows living with /d/ sized proportions being a nightmare. Haven't seen the thread in a while, anyone got any office lady stuff? Lactation welcome Greentexts highly welcome"}
+{"text":"Could you add more details? For example Is her growth intentional? Does she like her size? What is the intended story length?"}
+{"text":"Her growth’s very much gradual. Unintentional, but a welcome side effect since she enjoys the honkers. She yearns to make milk of her own but despite doing literally everything you can think of, not a single droplet has spilled from her. Lengthwise, it’ll be a lot. The idea though is she’s a very talented person, despite her looks, but uses every opportunity to drink milk. Not much interest in anything other than the easiest way to break into a dairy factory and guzzling as much milk as she can before she gets caught She does love goth fashion though, and has a blast accessorizing and making herself look appealing. Not for the attention, but just because she likes to look like a busty queen of milk."}
+{"text":"last: In the future, most females have most of their limbs removed shortly after birth; a few are selected to keep their limbs in order to help with mundane tasks, and to help their fuckers. Depending on the father's inclination, some males also receive amputation. It varies from father to father. In order to care for their charges, the men are all strong, muscular, and masculine. They work together and swap their younger slaves out with each other at communal orgies, both to build trust with each other, and also to enjoy the various pieces of available fuckmeat."}
+{"text":"All my worldly possessions and a leg."}
+{"text":"Mother and Daughter Oyakodon combo meal. Last thread Authors been practicing a lot of Elf on Elf poses lately, maybe after the author is finished coloring the last chapter, we could possibly get a chapter that isn't just Yuri x (whatever elfs turn it is)."}
+{"text":"I just want Funou to be retardedly huge and erect... is that so wrong? I just want her to grow bigger and bigger until she becomes a fertility goddess... is that so bad? Best girl deserves all the chapters she gets plus more. Its a shame the filesize is 4MB. Every panel with Funou is her best panel."}
+{"text":"Her dick alone takes up about 3.5 megabytes... Then the remaining .5 is split between her right testicle and her left. It must be hard for Funou, every step she takes creates a tug on her fat nuts due to that bitch gravity... Quadrillions upon Quadrillions of little siblings for Umanami swimming around in there... those puppies are working overtime all the time. What a potent set of big balls."}
+{"text":"Uma without a horsedick Mistake or what-if scenario?"}
+{"text":"just imagine the unsheathed part is in the boobs since funous rack is so massive"}
+{"text":"It's been too long Previous thread Post one eyed cuties, beauties and handsomes!"}
+{"text":"Noice, source?"}
+{"text":"I now want to see them getting fucked like women. Let's see whether I can find some."}
+{"text":"We're a couple of subversion away from reinventing straight smut"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"I resent the fact that I was never willing to warp and transform my body to serve other men when I was younger and now feel pressured to make the most of the time I have left. I'm overexerting myself and taking way too many risks just to feel like I became what I always wanted to be. I'm finally an object for male pleasure and satisfaction, but I'm so tired."}
+{"text":"Letting your fetishes control your life isn't a healthy way to live."}
+{"text":"Pace yourself. There are many guys, including myself, who don't mind a smidge of androgeny in our shemales. The more tastefully blended while still leaning female, the better. That said, passing and being attractive are both very important to living a life that doesn't make you miserable. So If you're not passing or attractive, then definitely don't overdo it."}
+{"text":"Its the year of the horse, post ponygirls"}
+{"text":"Putting as little presure on her feet for as little as possible If it could lead her to put all pressure on her toes then it would have a nice intended effect. Could it inflate a corset as well ?"}
+{"text":"I actually made a mule-kick animation to go with it a couple days ago, lol. I’m playing around with making a ponygirl game, and demolishing things with kicks will be key to it. Sure, it could inflate a corset. But I’m against it being one-way inflation like so many comments in other places asked for. It’s a closed loop of air. So, again, idling too long could inflate a corset to make it uncomfortably tight, or enforce better posture."}
+{"text":"to make it uncomfortably tight I was thinking more on the breath control aspect. Barely any ponygirl content gives focus on air restriction as part of their outfit."}
+{"text":"There's always some aspect or partialization of ponygirl content that is either lacking, not gone into depth with, or simply not discussed. We might as well hash out what we think is overlooked in the ponygirl fandom Body-Mod: Musclutare Horse are inherently buff, and if a Pony is to be paraded about she should look the part. Not sure how to turn \"getting buff\" into humiliation though. \"Oh, your thighs are so thick with muscle now they rub against each other. Your pecs are so large they're pushing your horse-tits out so far.\""}
+{"text":"I helped my wife gain over 170 pounds over the course of our relationship and she helped me gain 70. Mutual gaining rules."}
+{"text":"they said I could do anything with my life and be anything so I chose to be round based dream achiever"}
+{"text":"Tell me more, how did you pull it off?"}
+{"text":"All Editors Welcome! - Respect /d/ and global rules. - Request in moderation - Do not request edits of real people. - Do not just post a link to your request from the previous thread. Re-state your request and repost your reference. You'll have to repost your full request after the thread 404's anyway, so please conserve post count. - Avoid posting extra references as separate posts. These also eat up the post count, so try linking them instead. - Do not \"bump\", \"re-request\", \"second\", \"third\" etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. - Be patient, not all requests will be fulfilled, it all comes down to plain dumb luck. - Take it easy and please be nice to the artists! Remember, they do these for fun. - Artists, don't hold back! if you like a request someone else already did, feel free to do your own take. - Remember to use the Anchor for deliveries! - If you would like to make the new color/edit thread, please be sure to wait until at least page 10 so that our awesome Booru-master doesn't get swamped! - Have fun and enjoy the lewd drawings that come from this! Pictures of past threads are up at the /d/ booru. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"requesting cumdrips coming down her arsechecks like a creampie just happened"}
+{"text":"Can someone edit the vibrator from the bed into the top girl’s hand so that it touches the bulge in the bottom’s neck? Example anchored to this post"}
+{"text":"Something like this"}
+{"text":"Requesting a cock vore edit of this fairy with outlines of people visibly squirming inside her shaft and balls."}
+{"text":"Illustration of women showing their body hair, it can be simply hairy armpits, or go further."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Nvidia: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-NVidia-GPUs AMD: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-AMD-GPUs Cloud: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Online-Services Optimizations: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Optimizations Extensions: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Extensions Custom Scripts: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Custom-Scripts WebUI Forge: github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge RESOURCES Wiki: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki Holara: holara.ai/ Training: github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts | rentry.org/59xed3 Tags: danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_groups Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Pregloli seggs of Kanna, Lana, Becky, or any loli of your choice. Catbox it obviously"}
+{"text":"I did things my way."}
+{"text":"this is wonderful! many thanks!"}
+{"text":"How do you achieve this level of amputation? I'm using Quadruple_amputee/4_missing_limbs but it never manages to fully remove the whole limb."}
+{"text":"gotta need loras for that, but they aren't hard to find on civitai."}
+{"text":"Post flabby, saggy tits. Bigger is better, but the sagginess is the most important. Only female is welcome. Bonus points if they're embarrassed about how deflated their tits are. (Yes, this is a lazy rewrite.)"}
+{"text":"Oh I love some sag!"}
+{"text":"is there some monstergirl lore justification or is she just like that?"}
+{"text":"Or just non-trivial machines operating inside wombs, as in more complex than just a vibrator. I'm having trouble finding any examples of this fetish aside from this set and that vexes me because it seems like an intuitive thing to come up with."}
+{"text":"do you have the name of this image set? I had it years ago and haven't been able to find it in forever. Tried reverse image searching and the only site that lead to the right images had the link behind a paywall"}
+{"text":"Yeah one thing I was hoping for when making the thread was seeing if anyone's done it without focusing on the pain aspect. The idea of having a lil robot in me like that just gently wiggling around makes my heart flutter. Kind of surprised more isnt done with the idea of womb insertions along these lines. Like inserting larger and larger egg or baby shaped objects like a stainless steel baby at rhe size of 9 months. Or one made of silicone that would be soft. It seems like the kink is either natural pregnancy, cum/water inflation, or just ramming a dildo or similar in there. With the third, the kink is causing pain and suffering, not the idea of a protruding belly. Also dont know why there isnt something with a drug that causes the uterus to fill with fluid as it would during a normal pregnancy, just without the baby. Like a douj where elf prostitutes take it as a form of birth control and to make clients pay extra to have sex with what they assume is a pregnant elf. As perverted as japan is, im surprised they have not stumbled apon perpetual pregancy without birth or baby. Or artifical pregancy. Or large unpainful uterus insertion. Or maybe they have and no one has scanned ir"}
+{"text":"Girls getting BTFO or in peril. No guro, spilt entrails, decapitation, etc. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Imagining her passed out face down ass up"}
+{"text":"No AI, futa or male The milk thread Previous"}
+{"text":"Slender women with giant floppy tits"}
+{"text":"For those that couldn't do the math, or even be bothered, she came at least 15 times, but less than 20."}
+{"text":"Heavily pregnant bellies. Overdue with octuplets, bellies. Bonus points for large floppy breasts. Futa and AI allowed if it is good. Post a single image of AI with a link to the gallery. Dont flood the thread with AI. No hyper. No inflation. Bellies need to interact with gravity. No incoherent rants about artists, commissions, the state of pregnancy as art or kink. All such posts will be considered trolling and reported."}
+{"text":"Need MUCH more like this. Actual perfect representation of the \"heavily pregnant\""}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Alrighty, let's bring out some gals, futas and femboys who don't have their noggin attached to their necks."}
+{"text":"Who's your favorite headless waifu?"}
+{"text":"Title says it all. Post all sorts of sex toy TF arts here, and feel free to share writings and scribbles of your own. Previous thread burst like an onahole rocketing off a dick like a firework:"}
+{"text":"Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!"}
+{"text":"Stfu retard"}
+{"text":"My favourite part is her hair falling off. We straight up see her lose the only thing that made her possible to recognize. But i think that the best part is that unlike some TFs her mind seems to be unaffected, even if she is being controlled. As for Reimu...."}
+{"text":"Even as a sex doll, Reimu is unstoppable. Jury's still out on her being able to turn back, though. I love how she's not even being mean here. \"I don't want to talk with you\" is hardly \"ew, gross, get away from me you freak\" or usual mean girl talk. But she still just gets transformed anyway."}
+{"text":"Post dicks that are darker than the rest of the skin tone"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to Futas showing off their insurmountable penile superiority over men. Any content is allowed, as long as the futa is bigger than the male. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Yes, obviously. It's a futadom fetish and the dom typically penetrates."}
+{"text":"Of course the futa has to be bigger, she can't do docking with me without it."}
+{"text":"Man on planet"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to futas producing absurd amounts of cum. Hyper or non hyper are both fine as long as there's semen everywhere."}
+{"text":"Previous thread 404'd lmao Nvidia: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-NVidia-GPUs AMD: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-AMD-GPUs Cloud: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Online-Services Optimizations: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Optimizations Extensions: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Extensions Custom Scripts: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Custom-Scripts WebUI Forge: github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge RESOURCES Wiki: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki Holara: holara.ai/ Training: github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts | rentry.org/59xed3 Tags: danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_groups Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Life has many doors, yes?"}
+{"text":"She's pissed because was told you'd be a challenge but she's already mindbroken two men bigger and stronger than you today."}
+{"text":"Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Very nice, thanks a lot!"}
+{"text":"\"Something went wrong\"'d Chub has a limit per day, if you want more than like 20 prompts you have to fork out. If you want free uncensored degeneracy, download cards from Chub and reupload them to Yodayo, Joyland or Spicychat or somewhere instead. Yodayo's prob the most explicit, where as Joyland and others will say \"her slick heat\" instead of \"her wet cunt\""}
+{"text":"Back in the day (like 2-3 years ago) i used to corrupt popular characters on character.ai into voring/unbirthing my character. Trying out workarounds and gaslighting techniques was part of the fun. Anybody else did stuff like that?"}
+{"text":"SpicyChat is garbage. I used to use it, had some petty good times too. I think it was my first site of choice after I moved on from Yodayo. But as I started getting more familiar with chatbots and using other sites, I realized that not only is Spicy's free model very poor, but the botmakers there are bad even compared to the poor quality of the average botmaker."}
+{"text":"I have it in my preset that characters will randomly need to piss in chats, regardless of the type of bot."}
+{"text":"JanitorAi's model was reasonably easy to get to do certain extra things, partly with commands for narration in brackets and partly with just throwing things into the chat memory."}
+{"text":"post and discuss. welcome back sad anons"}
+{"text":"If I was to time travel back to school-aged me I am sure he'd be a bit surprised i'm still alive. A little bit disappointed I didn't then start to live life, but I know what he'd be absolutely horrified by. That he would miss the part of school where he got to see a human being every day. To be able to look right at humanity, to have daily interactions instead of months upon months of isolation. I was always a bit of a introvert, I'm not sure you can live this way and not kill yourself if you don't have that inside of you somewhere, but not a single person is meant for this. Anon from snow america here. At least that meant I got disability, I probably wouldn't have south of the border. It is half of minimum wage, which already isn't enough to live on. You only \"survive\" off the charity of family members. After the second world war there was the anti-deutsche movement that held that the atrocities were because of something innate in German culture. Deep inside my heart I know that mass murder being done solely for economic reasons is far worse than any ideological reasons. It is Anglos that this is actually true for. We live in the result of successfully depopulating a entire continent, the Germans were not successful for a reason. Having grown up in what is supposed to be the core of this culture in well-off suburbs I am fully convinced that this is the most criminal culture to ever exist."}
+{"text":"After the second world war there was the anti-deutsche movement that held that the atrocities were because of something innate in German culture. Deep inside my heart I know that mass murder being done solely for economic reasons is far worse than any ideological reasons. It is Anglos that this is actually true for. We live in the result of successfully depopulating a entire continent, the Germans were not successful for a reason. Having grown up in what is supposed to be the core of this culture in well-off suburbs I am fully convinced that this is the most criminal culture to ever exist. Germany made a few mistakes: Hitler idolized fictional cowboys and a lot of his military and political ideals came from that. He had this john Wayne shoot from the hip concept of war. The bkitzkreig was officers trying to make that \"ride into town all guns blazing\" idea work. Luckily they had radios which made up for any short comings of going in all guns blazing. (Though not so lucky for France) Going to war on multiple fronts. This was obvious to his generals. Not so obvious to hitlers cowboy sensibilities where cowboys fought and won against multiple tribes and bandits all the time. Trying to conquer the frontier of other white people. Germany tried very hard to paint the people of conquered lands as savages but it wasnt as successful as what the US and Canada did to slaves and Indians. Ultimately there just wasnt a large enough physical and cultural disparity. As for us building a hell for ourselves, maybe. Sometimes I wonder if we made this purposely because as weirdos and dorks, we dont like most people and they don't like us. We like being skilled labor in cities because we're left alone and have a little money and do some hobbies with friends. We dont want to be in a small town where half the things we like are treated as evil."}
+{"text":"Cont At some point though, the system we built was stolen by dark triad men and neurotypicals. The systems of laws we created subverted or ignored. Our science discarded. Our economics and accounting cheated and gamed."}
+{"text":"As for us building a hell for ourselves, maybe. Sometimes I wonder if we made this purposely because as weirdos and dorks, we dont like most people and they don't like us. We like being skilled labor in cities because we're left alone and have a little money and do some hobbies with friends. We dont want to be in a small town where half the things we like are treated as evil. One of the funniest things about nerds that push for returning to the old ways, family values, christian nationalismz anti degeneracy, etc is that it all predicated on them being on top when the system changes back. And most of them won't be. Those old social systems depend on the same shit high school social hiarchies depended on: charisma, appearance, family ties, etc. If these people got what they wanted they would still be unhappy because they are annoying losers. The buff cool guy got the girl 1000 years ago. He gets them now. The guy spurging out over rules and ethics and degenerates gets pushed into the dirt"}
+{"text":"Talking about WW2 alternate history for sure makes you not a neurotypical. I wonder how different the world would have been if they didn't accidentally stumble upon a armoured doctrine that works way better than all the others. Their tanks were not that good in 1940, it was literally just having a radio in every vic combined with officer initiative that did it, and getting slogged down in France like most people probably expected would have likely led to a coup by the older military aristocracy who only went along with putting a Austrian dude who isn't even a noble in charge since they thought they could work with him against communism. nerds push for returning to the old ways My gamer the more you learn about the nazis the more you understand the top dudes were all fucking degenerate nerds and this might be why they lost so hard they were the fifth most powerful Germany left on the planet by the time they were done. I think a lot of those dudes just see aesthetic and thinks that'll make them happy. All those evil looking uniforms and black longcoats is largely a fashion show but for men. Like I get it, it looks cool as shit, makes you feel more powerful, but so much of this far right ideology is born of the same patterns of thinking you'd see on a modern day incel board. If only the strong survive and you need to kill them first before they do the same to you then how exactly is that going for you right now? How do you think you'll do building a society that is supposed to see that not only as a historical truth but a moral stance to live by? Ultimately hurting other people won't make you feel better and more powerful over your own misery. It sure didn't work out for the big H himself."}
+{"text":"An altered sense in what is considered normal. Affecting only one or two people's mind doesn't count; everyone in the setting must accept it as normal. The main character is allowed to acknowledge the strangeness, but it's even better if they indulge!"}
+{"text":"randomly saw this in the catalog and got my hopes up but didnt happen to find it here so i may as well ask theres this doujin, read it like 7-8 years ago at least, about a group of guys discussing scenarios like this, and then them playing out respectively. stuff like a world where having sex with a girl is saying hello as a greeting, and i believe i distinctly remember a cop lady getting fucked when she needed to inspect something, tho i havent been successful in finding it skimming through hundreds of policewoman doujins"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure. But now that you mention it I might as well contribute to the thread. There's a doujin called NPC Kan Mod 1 and 2 that's pretty good. It follows a protag who is playing a futuristic deep dive VR game that is heavily inspired by Skyrim and straight ripped off mostly in the best way. The protag just goes around using mods to turn chicks inti hookers or alter their bodies and using modded sliders and stuff. It's great, warning though there is loli (based) in a lot of it too but it's good. I wish I could find more reality warping comics in general, there was one where a guy used an app to change a modest honor student into a gyaru whore that was okay. I like it when they use magic phone app's for this stuff. Finding h-games like that in particular is difficult too."}
+{"text":"Is that the one where his loli companion is always naked and (iirc) gets raped by bandits?"}
+{"text":"Yes. My favorite part is the second one where he helps an orphanage with money problems and turns the kindly motherly woman who runs it into a hooker who pimps out the orphans."}
+{"text":"\"Now you're thinking with portals\" Edition"}
+{"text":"I’m gonna need the source for this one sir"}
+{"text":"Why is giantess stuff so badly tagged / archived? It's a nightmare to find loli giantess/shrink content anywhere"}
+{"text":"Thread Question: How different are Masters compared to slaves in your world? Do Masters have superior stats (stronger, smarter, plain better) compared to slaves or they are the same just protected by laws to be Masters? As a master do you prioritize strength, intelligence or social skills to manage your slaves? What is your daily life like in your world? Classic World Building Questions: 1) What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? 2) What's the main supply of slaves? 3) In case of mass enslavement, how are new slaves kept and trained to ensure they won't rebel or disrupt the society? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thread is past the post limit of 300, we need a new one. Where's that thread slave"}
+{"text":"Literally."}
+{"text":"One of the rewards I'd give my slaves, especially the ones that rise up high enough in the hierarchy that they're doing work which requires them to sit at a desk, would be having the key to their chastity cage (and a permission to take it off for so many hours a day) and having a slave under the desk they will be allowed to get blowjobs from (just having your dick unlocked doesn't give you permission to use it and slaves which wish to climb ranks are expected to minimize their unlock time). The slave would be an obedient one who would believe, due to the blindfold, ear and nose plug (or maybe a gimp mask) that she is sucking me off, regardless of who she is actually sucking off. But, in case the slave displeases me, in some minor way, like not meeting quotas, overstaying the unlock time, offending me in a minor way, etc, I have a fun punishment planned. The under the desk slave will be replaced by a close family member, covered in whip marks, while a camera will record the action under the desk, with instructions that unless a (very high) number of throatpies are made, the punishment for the underperforming slave will worsen."}
+{"text":"Yes master, here it is master! Please let me suck your dick and drink your seed, then plow my lowly slave boipussy!"}
+{"text":"Forgive this lowly mess of a slave who forgot the link"}
+{"text":"Ugly embarassing demeaning tfs"}
+{"text":"Oh snap you drew that?"}
+{"text":"Blatant samefag sybau"}
+{"text":"Nah was just eager in case it was. I like that artist's funky TF work a lot."}
+{"text":"nose TFs It's Son of the mask, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"Not letting it die again edition Previous: Pretty much everything related to size stuff with female booties welcome, buttcrush/smothering, anal vore, and yes, farts. Non-fart complainers get shoved into the nearest male size/vore or futa thread. Any pics with scat must have the scat censored or link to the pic on an external site. This is a board rule, not something the OPs are arbitrarily coming up with btw."}
+{"text":"Anyone have that series of images where the giantess sits on top of some sort of city-bunker that was clearly designed to be giantess proof. She farts and it blasts a hole in the structure and you can see the fart spread throughout all the tiny rooms until everyone is dead.?"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"Looking for more like this"}
+{"text":"live, damn it"}
+{"text":"The world needs more femboys with big doughy tummies. No blobs, preferably no AI"}
+{"text":"hiiii i’m a fat femboy willing to send n stuff im a lil young for some people but hmu on discord!!! : tekdek0981"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"Kentucky Fried Edition"}
+{"text":"be a pretty princess!"}
+{"text":"I love them. I love drawing them. How popular/unpopular are they on /d/? Please post them if you have them. Also feel free to give me requests to draw them. The more disgusting the better."}
+{"text":"I would really enjoy seeing her suspended over a pit of them as they search for openings"}
+{"text":"What's with the text?"}
+{"text":"This is a very interesting fetish, what got you into parasites, anon? Are you a biologist perhaps?"}
+{"text":"Or CFNM for short. Post guys being nude in front of clothed women"}
+{"text":"The KuneKune ones are so good. Love how it starts with the guys teasing the girls about how they'll see them exposed, but then the tables turn on them and the guys end up humiliated in front of the girls while they get to be smug about the whole situation. It does such a good job showing what the girls are thinking too, and it's great how even the female teacher prolongs their embarrassment when they stand in front of her."}
+{"text":"The KuneKune ones are so good. He's the best. It does such a good job showing what the girls are thinking This is the most important aspect of CFNM, it's not enough that the girl should see the whole internalization of it and her words reinforcing what she's seen makes it even hotter and it's great how even the female teacher prolongs their embarrassment The best part, I love how the other teacher tells them not to cover up and she gets to just sit in front of them and look them over from top to bottom taking everything in comparing them to each other making jokes to herself I literally always nut at that part god I wish I was one of the boys."}
+{"text":"why was the image deleted?"}
+{"text":"Thread for traps, sissies, femboys being dominated or emasculated by a man while a woman watches, encourages, or gets fucked alongside them"}
+{"text":"this guy is nice, although I'd prefer if he did more femboy on femboy than ugly bastards on femboys"}
+{"text":"femboy on femboy GAYYY"}
+{"text":"I prefer femboy on femboy over most pairings but if that's too gay for people I think the other guy should at least be a genuinely attractive masculine guy that isn't the dead center of the shot over a fat ugly bastard or hulking nog ape I get that the debasement and disgust is the point for some people but I legit don't get how someone can be jerking off and see a brown shrek named DeQuan and keep going, that's like if john goodman became a blackface pornstar"}
+{"text":"Male pred, Futa pred, micro/macro... etc, post cock vore"}
+{"text":"that's too bad, guess I can't enjoy it then... :/"}
+{"text":"my question still stands."}
+{"text":"Anyone got any pics, sequences, or stories where the cockvore and digestions is followed up with sex with another person, preferrably knocking them up?"}
+{"text":"common closet case cope."}
+{"text":"Pictures about heroines being defeated and stopped from saving the world as intended thru pleasure and lust Or finding their new lives working / serving the ones they were supposed to destroy. Sex Slavery, Corruption, Assimilation, etc. Prev Thread"}
+{"text":"Man this one is so good. Her eyes get me every time. Loses some of what what makes this kink work, I wouldn’t want all of them like this, but…man. So fucking hot. Great before shot too. Pardon the thumbnail."}
+{"text":"where titty"}
+{"text":"Man I love these things."}
+{"text":"I love that series so much. Endless corruption scenarios and well-drawn, too. Shame the translation is MTL tier"}
+{"text":"A thread for discreet and hidden public play (because I legitimately couldn't find one), involving toys and hidden bondage and whatnot. Also includes being exposed but hidden behind a wall, the cover of darkness, an unbuttoned jacket, or otherwise. Bonus points for the simple vibrator under clothing, preferably if the vibrator isn't openly exposed - I've seen enough of \"whole ass dildo sticking out of the panties\"."}
+{"text":"a little too discreet maybe, but this is one of the few I have saved so I hope it helps"}
+{"text":"specifically femboys that look like early transitioners or estrogenized. not sure what happened to the OG threads, but whatever"}
+{"text":"Please kill yourself."}
+{"text":"collaborative conversation regarding improvements Pay me or I pollute You really can improve your reading comprehension skills, it might be fun. I'm trying to ask for help for to how I could ungarbage the slop, within the criteria I already mentioned? You can bake the next thread with whatever rules you have time to bake for, but if you disallow botslop art you will get a lot less art, or worse, people who spam illustrated botslop fecal poop like in /trash/. unsupported"}
+{"text":"if you disallow botslop art you will get a lot less art That's the standard for almost every thread on this board, and it's implicitly assumed unless stated otherwise. Fuck off."}
+{"text":"I just turn on hide stubs, hide recursively. Simple as."}
+{"text":"That's the standard for almost every thread on this board, you might have a lot of stuff filtered on /d/ since on my catalog page at least 25% of the threads have or allow artists who use bots. and it's implicitly assumed unless stated otherwise. by who? Fuck off. denied Just to stress a point, you should notice I stopped posting images since I'm genuinely trying to find out if you're just annoyed with me and trolling, or there's something I can actually improve artwise. Could be ok but where's his foreskin?"}
+{"text":"Fell from Heaven by eating too much ITT: fat, slobby women. Bonus points if they're slobby NEETs Previous:"}
+{"text":"Unable to exercise themselves properly due to superhuman strength. Superhuman durability and stamina only makes it harder to burn fat during exercise. So it builds up faster and faster. Superhuman strength and physique allows their bodies to handle the >1 ton weight, and the extraordinary physical demands put on the body being that size. Strong enough to lift themselves, or even fly, but limited by their sheer volume, dimensions, and the normal consequences of extreme obesity. When you think about it, the natural end point for a Superheroine is as a clumsy, unwashed ball of fat."}
+{"text":"As the title suggests, this is a thread for posting your custom made futanari captions. Requests are welcome, no ai please. I encourage characterization heavy caps."}
+{"text":"Would."}
+{"text":"Continued from"}
+{"text":"what does belly button taste like"}
+{"text":"Anime girl belly buttons taste like sugar and ice cream, I can't speak for 3dpd."}
+{"text":"It's official. We're in a drought of navel content. All the good shit is stuck on Patreon and Fanbox. Threads are dying. AIslop has taken over Pixiv. We are fucked."}
+{"text":"I unironically miss BravoJohnny, at least he was actively trying."}
+{"text":"Tickle tickle~~~~"}
+{"text":"love this artist, normally not a fan of \"mechanical tickling\" but he makes it hot"}
+{"text":"Wish there was more tickling presented as real torture and/or combined with rape"}
+{"text":"Read a Muriyari Egao doujin, they have what you're looking for"}
+{"text":"guess women without visible genitalia are okay too please make it violent. give these dumb trannies what they deserve!!"}
+{"text":"please you don't understand how much i need this..."}
+{"text":"For how often I fantasize about sensually beating the shit out of a cute twink I seem to have very little art of that saved"}
+{"text":"you on the left"}
+{"text":"Not sure if there's an existing tag for this, but women/futa/femboys left alone after getting gangbanged. Covered in cum, body writing, bruised, fucked stupid, pissed on, etc. Ideally on a pile of trash in an alley or tied up to a urinal or in some other degrading situation No snuff or guro, of course."}
+{"text":"\"aftermath\""}
+{"text":"Venus Thread - No fatties or hags edition. No massive guts. A handful of bulge right at the abdomen signaling a previous pregnancy is fine. No women that look over 50. No massive piles of body hair that look like a hormonal problem. No hyper ass or hips. Only youthful adult women of the Venus type."}
+{"text":"Any good tags to find more?"}
+{"text":"Any good tags to find more? Usually just love for huge ass or huge breasts. Then find an artist who mostly draws in this style."}
+{"text":"bump4interest"}
+{"text":"ah, thank you. sorry; i was actually super scared to even check the thread after i saw i got a (You), cause i thought it'd be mean, especially since i quit making unprovoked captions some six (6) weeks ago by now, and have yet to prove i can even make a caption when i get the request i begged for for so long. i am only now reading your reply, when we're three (3) threads away from being archived, because i was scared to delay it any further in the end, idk if i can do it, though. it's been a full week since i made that post, but i haven't even looked for a gen for it yet. all my time since i quit unprovoked captions have been going into this mobile rhythm game i started playing around that time (everyone calls it the weeb name [\"project sekai\"], but the english name is \"hatsune miku: colourful stage\"), especially since i try to minmax both the EN and jp versions of the game (which i procrastinated about even learning how to install). i'm literally typing this while still wearing the \"finger sleeves\" i got exclusively to play it better (it helps so much, but i wish they were easier to put on...) alright, i reformatted this paragraph a lot from kinda having an existential crisis about what porn means to me again, but i think the conclusion i've drawn (for now?) is that in my porn addiction, i only see women as a means to turn on a guy, which is why porn is hot to me. sounds dumb, since objectifying women is the entire point of porn, so it's self-evident. but putting it into words, i think it'll be good for me to try to deliver on your request after all, as an exercise in being confident in what i'm into (again... x2). until now i was convinced that my porn addiction led me to only liking taboo, and since the guy shoulders the burden of such, that i only liked hating the guy. that is still kinda true, but that is only even possible due to the precedent of objectifying women, so such must be the actual basis from which i extrapolate in porn. /blog"}
+{"text":"thanks, but this thread has been embarrassing, for me, ever since i quit unprovoked captions (my last one being here ). i don't think making a third thread (one after this one) will be a good idea (not that you suggested such, but still). this thread is kinda just my shame i should probably do away with before autosage, even"}
+{"text":"ok, two (2) threads just got archived in the past hour, so i'm shamefully bumping the thread from p10 again but you can just consider me retired from caption-making. sorry. i started typing the explanation for it- even though i stated the context for it all already- but got distracted partway then just deleted it i'll just try to record the amended tutorial in the OP i can and probably sage the post when i post it so the thread can get archived sooner"}
+{"text":"i get the reference"}
+{"text":"Good. Because I didn't."}
+{"text":"Post women teasing men about their penis size"}
+{"text":"Update: we bought a few dildos (along with a strap on harness), with the idea that we're gonna use them on both of us. Most of them are smaller than me, but the largest one is almost 2 inches longer than me, though thinner. We'll see how it goes."}
+{"text":"Just spent hours modding skyrim just to realize I can't get hard if there's no small pp content, It's just over atp"}
+{"text":"I was actually thinking about how exactly hard it would be to make a SPH submod for Skyrim a bit back. I'm not sure if any of the dick mods even have a unified way of tracking size that could be read by it. Probably easier to just make a mod that assumes it by default, and alters interactions if your naked at the start, or just before sex. I have no idea if any of the LLM integration mods work with the sex mods either. That would be the easiest, since you could just edit the prompt that the LLM gets for the player to say he has a freakishly small penis. Of the Loverslab mods, I think the Starbound one would be the easiest to make SPH, though you'd have to modify some sprites for the full experience."}
+{"text":"Elaborate"}
+{"text":"My fiance saw a picture of another guy's dick last night and immediately wrote \"Jeez he’s kind of hung\". I immediately felt something both arousing and crushing."}
+{"text":"Drawing single images is not for me. I need storytelling. So in this thread let's make a story together. I'm giving you first page. Let's take it from here. Post your ideas for what happens next. It works the best when the requests don't go too far in time, just a panel or two works best, so that the story is always live and dynamic. Let's have fun!"}
+{"text":"we need to see her pussy outlines on the panties"}
+{"text":"Hope you've got more planned!"}
+{"text":"It's lifting her out? Guess she gets a taste of fresh air before it drags her down?"}
+{"text":"so nice of the tentacle to give her some fresh air"}
+{"text":"What is it called when someone is fully clothed except for their genitals and/or breasts? post anything related: women, femboys, futanari etc."}
+{"text":"they are almost fully naked here, complitely misses the point this two are on spot pretty good, but damn, I wifh they were wearing pants. I think the very specific thing that turns me on in this so much is that no amount of clothes can hide the most embarassing parts because the clothes itsel made to expose them. thus perfect image would probably be a fully clothed female/futa wearing regular or tight clothes with careful holes (that don't look like they're ruptured) for genitals Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Images or videos only of this positions"}
+{"text":"this thread wont die on me"}
+{"text":"Not a futa"}
+{"text":"I'd love to be forced to suck dick like this"}
+{"text":"any ideas for thread theme or themed questions for next thread? ayahuasca lust demons What does drug culture look like in the patriarchy? ESL Sperglord Edition Who's reading way, way too much into a comment and making overly personal posts directed at the wrong person today? Stitches for Bitches Male / Female fashion in the Patriarchy? Oddly Specific, Very Autistic World Building Edition What does the patriarchy look like in your head and how autistic do you have to be to map out 5000 years of history to the scale of an entire planet but never, not once, in your entire life ask a woman out? Heart of Darkness, but Sexy Patriarchy as a lifestyle fetish, patriarchy as a casual outlet. How many people here would happily go all the way and make it a full time lifestyle if they had the liberty to do so- legally and / or socially. How at peace with your own lust are you and what rabbit holes does that lead down? Do you love women as people or objects? Or both? Sperg-ass revolutionary politics edition What's keeping the patriarchy in your brain and not in reality? What's stopping the vanguard of your (insert retarded political theory here) revolution from happening?"}
+{"text":"Might as well start the new thread now"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"The brainwashing and/or transformation of a person into the stereotypical housewife and servant."}
+{"text":"That image unfortunately reminded me that Brie Larson is gonna be playing Rosalina in the Galaxy movie. So I made this. Hope that bitch sees it and hates it."}
+{"text":"Is Brie Larson still on a bunch of weird opinions and feminism and stuff? I don't care what she thinks, I just don't want to see Rosy turned into a character that just checks off political boxes. Rosalina is too good for dumb things like that"}
+{"text":"In a recent interview, she tried her hardest to act like her outspoken hatred of men was never a big deal. As for Rosalina in the movie, a lot of people already disliked how Peach was turned into a girlboss in the first movie and now trailers suggest that more of the same is coming for both princesses. I don't think Peach's characterization would've bothered me at all if the actress playing her had sounded anything like Peach. They clearly don't care about that with Rosalina either."}
+{"text":"Hollywood always has to take liberties, they can't help themselves but fuck with an IP. I'm just hoping that Nintendo is controlling enough that they don't let portrayal of their characters get too far out of hand. Some fuckery is anticipated, like how Rosalina isn't the big space lady that she's supposed to be. She looks to be average height. I wanted my big space lady, I NEED my big space mommy.... Oh well, the fan art and Instagram cosplays will sustain me"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the movies' character scaling feels closer to MarioKart than any other games. She'll probably be the same height as Peach so they can easily girlboss together."}
+{"text":"A Demonic Gender Bender Tale Spin Off! edition. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I've been craving some sort of \"forced into porn/hentai\" story but outside of a few abandoned short stories or in \"cyoa\" type things I haven't seen anything quite like it. I like your twist of \"getting sent back to the real world\" even more."}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Inb4 after your adventure you get Isekaied into any unexperienced narrative that is written about your character the moment you see it."}
+{"text":"You have to get known for your brutality and sadistic tendencies, only a fool would try to rape a dragoness"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Onara/Eproctophilia Resources: nyou.booru.org(Fart Image Aggregation) gas.booru.org(vintage and rare onara art) Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁 General Fart Discord/Roleplay Server: https ://discord gg/XkzsGwk Masochism / Femdom Fart Oriented Server: https ://discord gg/tJdHzJzss2 Rules: Keep in variety, try not to post the same artist's work heaps of times in a row unless it's new stuff No furry (monster girls are allowed though) vomit or poop. Toilets are allowed if she's farting and we can't see any scat. Be kind. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Last post was pretty successful so I wanted to ask if anyone wanted to chat on Discord about \"cool girls\" with embarrassing gas issues. Those ladies who are aloof and competent and even masculine who completely ruin their image with a poorly timed fart that gets them blushy and flustered pic very related, also very interested in Tsukuyo from Gintama and Maki Zenin from the JJK manga specifically feel free to share your discord or lmk where I can DM you"}
+{"text":"Ended up making a new Discord to share here. Add me if you wanna talk about shy fatasses like Hinata or stoic gasbags like Riza: @ is arsonisticness"}
+{"text":"The day I join a discord to discuss the minutiae of anime characters flatus with other basement dwellers is the day I give up and cash in on the black market value of my organs. Sort yourself out."}
+{"text":"wow uh okay enjoy being a faggot"}
+{"text":"It's fun, though! Also proud to report I live outside of a basement and generally enjoy my life. Don't knock it til you try it! You know where to find me if you get curious. I won't even make you sell your organs."}
+{"text":"You've got a left hand, use it"}
+{"text":"That hand is for drinking beer."}
+{"text":"i did get that spring thing, i rarely use it and honestly dont really notice much of a difference when i do"}
+{"text":"Different anon here. You should read the analgen FAQ at the top of this page. It will answer most of your questions. He can't deal with your lack of basic knowledge. Read up."}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"Happy New Years, anon! Thread Question: Does your world have any specific slave themed celebrations? How do you celebrate with your slaves? Do you bring any favored slave to a special event like New Years or Valentines? Do you make your other slaves watch as you celebrate with your favored slave? Classic World Building Questions: 1) What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? 2) What's the main supply of slaves? 3) In case of mass enslavement, how are new slaves kept and trained to ensure they won't rebel or disrupt the society? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I will work my way through and add more to my lore."}
+{"text":"Your picture's really, really good too, by the way. It's perfect in it's simplicity. Love her gripping the sheets like that."}
+{"text":"Right? Her trying in vain to contain the pleasure she's feeling is so erotic"}
+{"text":"Source? Filename comes up with nothing"}
+{"text":"Its time, anon!"}
+{"text":"I recently had an idea for a hentai manga. It's a rape manga: my favorite genre. It would feature a secret anime convention based on hentai. But at this convention, there would be explicit sexual acts. It would depict the convention's female cosplay contest, where the cosplayers have to stay in character while being raped. This is where a young Sailor Moon cosplayer comes in, who apparently went to the wrong convention. She tries to explain the misunderstanding, but they assume it's part of her act (or they just don't care) and call the person in charge to \"help\" her with her act. What follows is that she's raped while the judges score her and deduct points. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"sounds neato :o)"}
+{"text":"Why not made a SM video games?"}
+{"text":"did you guys notice that since the ai art boom everyone is just spamming the same ai generated stuff in pixiv over and over and there is almost no new hand drawn manga stuff?"}
+{"text":"Quit bumping this dogshit-ass thread. The \"idea\" is mediocre at best and not even unique. There are no pictures, and OP has not elaborated beyond a superficial level. This would barely be worth a post in a casual sex thread."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"I guess we need a new thread"}
+{"text":"then make it."}
+{"text":"I don't want this thread to die..."}
+{"text":"Growing fun edition previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Use a clone tool on the eyebrows and you can make this image into a guy This is unfortunately a girl"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to see in the world and make a new thread"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to be in YOUR MOM and go take care of that slut that is YOUR MOM."}
+{"text":"I know it will take you guys a whole week to do it so here"}
+{"text":"LOVE"}
+{"text":"PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING /y/ is for sharing 2D male homosexual NSFW content (sex full nudity etc) This is an image board so post fullsized images. When making a new thread check the catalog  to make sure a thread for that series/content doesn't already exist If you do make a thread post 5-6 images to get the thread going. Gay content that doesn't belong here Real life gay SFW gay Strange gay (cuntboys, dickgirls etc) Shota (prepubescent males) Furries"}
+{"text":"In addition please refrain from making content-less bump posts. Such posts will be warned or even banned."}
+{"text":"requesting an irritated Itachi walking into a hotel room to find Kisame getting assfucked by Jiraiya"}
+{"text":"absolute king! i've tried a few images with your metadata and i loveeee it!"}
+{"text":"Itachi flipping them off while disgusted Based uchigga."}
+{"text":"Togainu no Chi (vn) is sorta like that."}
+{"text":"466 days old jesus christ was it always this slow"}
+{"text":"Femboyfags are getting greedy again 3081297 3081589 3031150 3083002 3048771 3060798"}
+{"text":"Today I learned /y/ like /cm/ is full of men and 'women' that are actually men, and that everyone likes fujoshi as much as they like traps (they don't)."}
+{"text":"i like traps"}
+{"text":"Post some delicious muscled up big dominant tops making love to their deliciously thicc or curvy femboys with big tits, ass, hips, and pretty feminine face. Make it romantic where the top is making love to his thicc bottom and the bottom is being womanly and receiving the pleasures of her man"}
+{"text":"I’m actually curvy I was thinking I was fat and no top will like me but do top like curvy boys like wm"}
+{"text":"Really? You got discord or kik because I'm very curious to see. I'm a top myself and I get very turned on whenever bottoms have curvy womanly body. It gets me going and further wanna womanize them. Disc: emperorasmodeus Kik:"}
+{"text":"Here's my kik: HeavensBeFree"}
+{"text":"I'm very surprised you hated anon but as a top whenever I see a chubby feminine boy I go crazy and immediately wanna impregnate that body. Yiu resemble a woman and us man loves women especially chubby and feminine."}
+{"text":"Disingenuous trapfag... these \"bottoms\" are practically women in all but their genitals"}
+{"text":"[I don't know if they're a male, female, or something in between but they have a dick and that's all I need to know.] Vids and GIFs are fine and some AI (Some AI not a lot) Also keep it vanilla no gross, feet, torture, or some freaky shit."}
+{"text":"Perhaps  can answer that for you"}
+{"text":"We need more of his old design. Holy shit strive was a mistake."}
+{"text":"Last thread maxed out: Starting a new one! Small tops, rarepairs, all permissible fetishes welcome!"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen one lately, and the Chilchuck one died."}
+{"text":"Kabru getting cucked by monsters is my favorite"}
+{"text":"Post boys getting their minds toyed with."}
+{"text":"Chris, Leon, Carlos, Wesker... Whoever you like"}
+{"text":"post League boys. no AI art, and no scat, watersports or other extreme fetishes please. r63 female champions are fine as long as it's still /y/ material."}
+{"text":"Sorry I was testing the captcha"}
+{"text":"Requesting my monster guy getting his bara tiddies milked."}
+{"text":"Do you not have one OC that isn't god awful looking?"}
+{"text":"Your taste in OCs suck."}
+{"text":"Requesting a femboy orc dark lord, give him a sick helmet with spikes, a eldritch staff, and revealing \"armor\"."}
+{"text":"It's the era of AI feet, it's glorious. It's better than 80% of what some people put out there. Feel free to post whatever though, obviously. [Old thread finally died, so I can restart this one with a decent opening image]."}
+{"text":"happy gooning"}
+{"text":"AI is shit, work hard for actual rewarding results. This site was built on real art cogsucker"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the free bump <3"}
+{"text":"Surely I can’t be the only one that wants to fuck the TV"}
+{"text":"fine"}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"I'm an nsfw artist, and I'd love for you to post some helpful tutorials!"}
+{"text":"Great stuff! Anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"Any cum tutorial would also be helpful."}
+{"text":"Do you have any tutorials on rendering muscle guy and poses? I encountered a problem on making my character with aesthetically pleasing muscle that are often beautifully executed by furry bara artist. I'm not a fan of furry tho, so that's why I learned on how to draw the human part of them myself. I know my problem is when trying to imagine the muscle to look good and stylized instead of looking like it was referenced from Instagram and X himbos. Not sure if it might help, my target or at least what I'm trying to achieve are from the older Dizdoodz illustration before he likes to exaggerated the feminine manboobs, Takezamurai, Terujirou, Mentaiko, Moritake, Gai Mizuki, Neyukidou, Sorairo Panda, syunta, Ocha Ocha Honpo (Yeah I'm well aware that they got some human flaws that often exaggerated beyond the strictly anatomically correct renders of the real life muscles even when redlined with 3D models but that's what I loved about their muscled men illustration UwU) 50% inspired: DrawTwo, Gengoroh, Maru Tendon, TakeMatsu. (Just personal preference really)"}
+{"text":"Since it don't exist irl, my ideal \"muscle guy\" characters looks like he's a mix of 10% ripped and 25% fluff men UwU."}
+{"text":"From caught in the act to wardrobe malfunctions."}
+{"text":"Dash is fun to bully."}
+{"text":"Presentation should go wrong more often."}
+{"text":"Haven't checked this site in years, and I come back and my art is the thumbnail of the ENM thread. Very flattering. Thanks to whomever thought of me!"}
+{"text":"So like this? Had to draw my otp getting caught after the act."}
+{"text":"Bonus doodle that I never got around to finishing"}
+{"text":"Something that bothers me alot in incest content or even common porn, is that predatory feeling that most older men pictured have in them. Forced domination, rape, manipulation, taking advantage of younger individuals... So this thread is a combination for posting Small Dom Big sub & incest content (between fully mature adults). Big, manly, caring, fathers bottoming to their sons... big butt grandpas and their big dick grandsons... big supportive brothers and their younger brothers... etc... * Rules: ! No predatory content of shota, adolescents or minors. This thread is about consenting adults past or equal to 21 years old of age and beyond, not below. All of the character have to physically look like adults, no tricks behind it, per example: A vampire character who looks like a kid but is actually 1000 years old. Don't post that! ! No AI stuff ! Try to keep it vanilla, no mega exaggerations like forced tongue kisses (incest is already a delicate topic. Don't make it weirder), impregnation, hypergrowth, scat/watersports, cliché predatory texts, disrespectful tops, humiliation, and others actions that don't feel nice to look at and make you feel dirty. ! This is mainly suposed to be a Barazoku-related thread, try to no flood it with twinks, feminine stuff and unrelated content (twink/feminine tops do exist, but remember they have to be mature adults, past 21yo). ! Credit your art in any way you can and if you can't, make it clear that you don't know the original artist. Some artists prefer to remain anonymous too, keep that in mind! ! Be responsible, remember that just because it is a fetish/fictional content, doesn't mean it is \"normal\". Fetishes/Kinks should be a little complement to your sexuality, not something to normalize. With that said, share, create, communicate and have fun in this Barazoku-baked thread! :P"}
+{"text":"Not sure if Humanoid/Anthro content is allowed in /Y, but i don't mind them in here. As long as the characters are adults, intelligent (in terms of human sapience) and follow the thread rules: Barazoku-related content of big bottoms"}
+{"text":"Whoever made this shit is one crappy artist. Or was it made by soulless A.I.?"}
+{"text":"I hate the anti-Ai texture it looks so ugly. Does it have to be so apparent?"}
+{"text":"Hi. The link seems to have been deleted."}
+{"text":"Access denied"}
+{"text":"prev filled up"}
+{"text":"Chainsaw Man if it was based. I don't understand why there's really not a lot of good art of the hybrids. You'd think there'd be more given how it's often it's just replacing the head. It shouldn't be this hard to find normal solo art of the chainsaw hybrid!"}
+{"text":"All bodytypes and art styles are welcome No arguing. Report and ignore derailing. Previous:"}
+{"text":"It's all part of the training. Even large members with eventually relent if the wearer gradually works on his endurance and pain tolerance. If you haven't yet, purchase a nub or the next size up device, and then work your way down, eventually maybe even going to an inverted one. You will know when you finally find the cage that you cannot imagine not having on all the time, and at night, you'll even forget you're even wearing it."}
+{"text":"Oh all looks great"}
+{"text":"anybody wants to help me upload chastity cages to danbooru? it's very easy create danbooru account (no e-mail required) copy URL from twitter/pixiv paste in upload tag the post repeat until all chastity cages have been posted what you can't post ai slop, go to rule34 for that badly drawn porn, go to rule34 for that paywalled content from fanbox/patreon, go to rule34 for that basically if it's on pixiv or the artist's official twitter account then you can post it i also asked on /d/ but nobody posted anything"}
+{"text":"Lets get some good Big Blue Sexy Cat Dudes"}
+{"text":"shame how he got a fortnite skin and so little was done with it"}
+{"text":"a Jayvik AU but hope it counts"}
+{"text":"more short haired Na'vi nude pinup please"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"this one I like"}
+{"text":"Male nudity in official non-hentai anime/manga/comics/video games thread. No fan art/edit."}
+{"text":"This guy is fucking beautiful. I love the manga version. I even tho it's constantly mostly gored nude women, he's so fucking hot and handsome"}
+{"text":"Kind of surprised the Lizard Misty scene hasn't been posted yet."}
+{"text":"There's a (to my knowledge, official) figure even."}
+{"text":"Previous thread Rivals saved the Marvel porn art community from oblivion edition"}
+{"text":"deadpool will never be hot"}
+{"text":"There's more porn of him than whatever character you think as your favourite."}
+{"text":"Just as the title suggests, a femboy thread! Does still have to be yaoi though, considering the board :3"}
+{"text":"Just looked this up. Already made me cum."}
+{"text":"seriously it's ruining everything these days. i love having it flood boards like this that used to be all drawings instead of computer generated slop"}
+{"text":"I love him omg"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Vavra approved"}
+{"text":"Breeding season is next month, so can we please get some bunny / rabbit boys please. Can be actual bunny boys, boys in bunny suits, vieras, etc."}
+{"text":"What arouses y'all about bunny boys"}
+{"text":"*AI SLOP ALERT* For me, bunny boys are like a special kind of twink. Masculine but with overt feminine tones. Able to be dominated and enjoy it."}
+{"text":"gotta love the watermark for AI slop from this loser with 'art' in their username. yeah, threw a few params into a generator, pure artistry. it's been downhill ever since this shitty tech was introduced to normies that eat it up. i want to go back to pre-2020, it's never been more over."}
+{"text":"prev thread no longer bumping i love it when they grind their gears"}
+{"text":"My little experiment, because there really is nothing of him anywhere as far as I know."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"ShuroDragon on Twitter"}
+{"text":"Milo being a whore edition"}
+{"text":"I would bully him until he cried, teasing and edging him until he finally breaks down. Then I’d fuck his tight ass good and deep, making sure he feels every inch of the cock filling him up. Finally, he’d shoot his load to the feeling of me cumming inside him like the slut he is. After I’ve cleaned him up, we’d snuggle on his expensive silk bedding."}
+{"text":"I’d also love to spank him, either whilst fingering or fucking him. He’d be so bratty, just begging to be punished."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any Urbain? I didn’t care about him before I started playing but now I want to see him gangbanged by mob characters, molested by mobs who he lost battles to, prostituting himself out and doing all he can for money and the promotion of the hotel. This is the best non-AI pic I could find of him"}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"that was a cute comic. wish Guzma had a panel, he was on the Matchr grid"}
+{"text":"what are fetishes that you like that you only like in illustrations? for me it’s chastity also, discuss fetishes"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your efforts. I appreciate you."}
+{"text":"Prev"}
+{"text":"varka hhhnnnghhghhghhhhh scruffy muscular middle aged man with fat tits god i’m gonna lose it"}
+{"text":"Any character in realistic way"}
+{"text":"I wish people would post images to the image board instead of bitching..."}
+{"text":"Would suck"}
+{"text":"Goblins, Orcs and other green-skinned monster guys! All shapes, all sizes. No AI Slop."}
+{"text":"Femboy on femboy on femboy on... Bonus points for 69ing"}
+{"text":"I have been there in my 20s Geographically speaking, somewhere in California, lots of peoples there, lots of minds But physically speaking, at an intimate level, i was \"there\", sliding into another twink's back, while another guy was sliding, as well, into me You get to do the fucking and the getting fucked dynamics, all at once, but there is quite more to it Above all else, you are the all-fucking fucktoy, the absolute peak of sex-related biological hardware, you become the \"thing\" Get between one guy and his lover, connect them, how do you feel ? How did i feel ? I had the best possible purpose My dick became the top's dick My butt became the bottom's butt I, metaphysically, transformed into these guys, i was both of them, at the same time I couldn't dive into their minds though, their respective fields of knowledge of the world remaining, after all, theirs But why would you care ? At this very moment, only the fucking was real So i WAS both of them Their minds were felt by me, and they were, so to say, at maximum accuracy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Honestly, sounds like fun"}
+{"text":"God I need this"}
+{"text":"holy schizofag sounds hot tho"}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"Defeated hero thread"}
+{"text":"HOT Venom rape is the best"}
+{"text":"I am a fierce believer of dominant bottoms being god's gift to earth, i just wish more people saw the truth in my statement."}
+{"text":"What are you drawing? Show your art, your sketches, discuss your or other anons progress, or anything /y/ drawing related. (The thread probably won't be alive for long but I'm giving it a shot)"}
+{"text":"straight You'll have to explain that. I really like the lighting-shadow."}
+{"text":"he's really uncomfortable to be around due to his mental illness(es?), and heavily muscled so people tend to treat him wearily, but one person doesn't - the top. Bottom very short and has a small pp as well, so he's got *very* low self-esteem. top is attracted to cannonball physic and the micropeen, and gives him positive attention in way he's never gotten before. one thing leads to another bing bang boom. after that he avoids the top as best he can but they live in a very small, isolated town"}
+{"text":"Sounds like he needs meds and therapy. I pray that he gets it."}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"What it says on the title."}
+{"text":"Fuuck My dream is to ride a smaller top, im hard as diamonds"}
+{"text":"Been working on this for 2 weeks, how'd i do?"}
+{"text":"No hyper/macro. Eastern art styles highly preferred but not required. All bodytypes and male characters from the Persona series are welcome. Report any off-topic/spam/derailing and keep discussions civil."}
+{"text":"makoto boy sex"}
+{"text":"gos I wish boys like makoto were real"}
+{"text":"Thank u all for not letting this thread die. I'm still holding out for that tiny chance that someone finally posts human Morgana spreading hole, and that I can finally stop repeatedly killing myself and accruing bad karma. Happy new year"}
+{"text":"holy fuck this thread is from 2023 nice boybooty buffet"}
+{"text":"Let's go, some good Overwatch porn is in order"}
+{"text":"Anyone have art with foreskin depicted? (No AI please.)"}
+{"text":"This guy is so unbelievably gorgeous fucking hell"}
+{"text":"bumping so amerifats can be reminded about their chopped ZOG'd small cocks <3"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised a Gundam thread hasn't been made here with the new show airing"}
+{"text":"What's the sauce on this? Couldn't get anything with Google is sauce nao. I know one guy is Chalia Bull, but who is the other guy m"}
+{"text":"Sauce is @Qb1Kn who is the other guy Someone who worked for Kycilia. He doesn't have an actual name"}
+{"text":"Fuck my attraction to side characters. That's probably all I'm gonna get for that guy, huh. Thanks for the sauce though."}
+{"text":"thread for posting and discussing whatever you want"}
+{"text":"Need help figuring out the name of a comic I read a while ago A white haired daddy-type giant guy (like a really big dude) gets sent to earth from a medieval era world and falls in love with a guy from earth. He has a giant cock, but they are able to have sex (later it's revealed that the giant's dead parents protect him and heal his boyfriend from any damage during sex). Eventually they both go back to the other world to try to save it from some guy who's trying to destroy it. In the end, they are blessed by a divinity for saving the world and the twink gets pregnant. This is a really big comic, like 50+ chapters I think"}
+{"text":"Umauthorized reproduction prohibited Too bad qt"}
+{"text":"What short, dark story would you give to this image of Kurapika?"}
+{"text":"hhhh. i love this one so much. oh man.. you’re wonderful anon. i have no idea how you find these. my favorite guy + such amazing art that i haven’t seen before. thanks so much!"}
+{"text":"He deserved"}
+{"text":"Do you have any suggestions on where to start or have a good beginner's tutorial?"}
+{"text":"Big strong men feet"}
+{"text":"A Qrow's feet is good luck."}
+{"text":"Previous thread - This thread is for editing still frames from official 2D sources. Let’s all be polite and stop saying some show is ruining the thread, or focusing hate in requesters, it just clutters the thread. If you think that someone is being a troll, just ignore and post edits/anything interesting to be edited. Some quality guidelines for better results: - The higher the resolution, the better result. Big screenshots make the editor’s life easy on matching the dick with the screenshot. - Try to get screenshots with fewer clothes or visible body contour. A good amount of crotch view is also recommendable. - Put the desired details for the edit on the request (like pubes, soft or hard, veiny, cut or uncut). Asking for remakes after an editor delivers is rude and unpleasant. - When you post a screenshot for editing all you can wait for is a penis. All other than this WILL BE UP FOR THE EDITOR. So, if you are polite enough, maybe you will get your average sized or floppy dick, try not to be too demanding. - It’s ok if the resolution is not that great, mainly because some shows are hard to find in decent resolution. AI upscalers can help. - Respect the general rule boards, avoid minors and furries."}
+{"text":"Please, editors, please come back. and WILL NOT DISAPPEAR"}
+{"text":"Requesting this guy nude with some nipples and a fully erect penis."}
+{"text":"Requesting these guys with very long dicks with skin colored glans"}
+{"text":"Please unzip him. and pulled out Zoro's big, soft dick."}
+{"text":"gifs and arts"}
+{"text":"Furries are willing to pay absurd amounts of money for it. Normal old gay guys not so much."}
+{"text":"Suck it up and enjoy dark side of discovery and repzzmonster and the like because if furrys don’t post for it those artists might have to find real jobs"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of a pic that was drawn this year possibly by an artist like icebanon or uhaiowl or similar artist? Description: man in car putting on condom or has condom on… I can’t seem to find it anymore but forget who the artist is Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Let them suffer..."}
+{"text":"Previous Honkai Star Rail Thread:"}
+{"text":"Post diaper boys No scat, shota, or furries Sister /d/egen threads Farting Petrification Smegma Muscle Growth"}
+{"text":"get some rare ejaculatory astolfo"}
+{"text":"I would love to take his shot"}
+{"text":"Disney fumbled hard with Kenai and his brothers . I geniunely believe the biggest reason brother Bear flopped is because they made Kenai spend 80 % of the film in his bear form . Tf you will never have 3 hot Neolitic meso american Inuit bf"}
+{"text":"Arcsys properties."}
+{"text":"Would post some Susanoo but I still can't tell if he's /y/ or /trash/, so I'll just post some Azraels instead"}
+{"text":"Cloud is so unbelievably hot in AC"}
+{"text":"rape for ants and imaginative types 2/2"}
+{"text":"these are my favorite ones of yours so far, I love the pure slav cruelty. It's so fucking kino"}
+{"text":"happy new year, drew some more dogs fucking thanks bro!"}
+{"text":"2/2 did you know chechens and russians get seperate unit assignments for manditory military service since the early 00's because they wont stop raping eachother"}
+{"text":"yess i love these 2 sm"}
+{"text":"It's so hot"}
+{"text":"COME ON MAGGOTS, POST HOT MERC SMUT"}
+{"text":"there is SO much tf2 cuntboy art. if you're seeking it out check out ifyunoyuno on twitter. also a decent amount of pretty high quality guro"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"So hot!"}
+{"text":"sex with wylder!!!"}
+{"text":"Post and complain about things that turn you off I never got the obsession barafags have for men covering their faces with masks or helmets. It's kind of annoying."}
+{"text":"Male pregnancy is kinda hot tho (not when it comes from cuntboys ofc). But imagine a world where anal pregnancy is a thing and there's no need for women, makes me hard just thinking about it."}
+{"text":"I don't like when they draw pectorals like boobs and treat them as much. If I wanted tits I'd look at a woman."}
+{"text":"Now that is not having taste. Mpreg is hot as fuck. Just imagine a world where women do not exist and it's just men reproducing with other men."}
+{"text":"I think that's simply something you like or not. To me, it's hot. Is it objectifying men?? Maybe. But maybe the appeal falls in the idea that the person can be anything or anyone. You detach the individual from its sex appeal, so only the sex appeal remains. I think it's the same idea with soldiers, or people who cover their face with a cap on cruising spots. Their face doesn't matter, and sometimes it's better not to know whats under it."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"i don't think I draw as well as I'd like to i'd like to hear some criticism on how to draw correctly"}
+{"text":"good job anon, i like it"}
+{"text":"You did pretty good anon, not my exact tastes because I prefer my femboys chubby (because I am a chubby femmy bottom) but you have talent just keep practicing and you can probably even make a bit of money from your work. Also moar?"}
+{"text":"lineart could be cleaner (a lot of the lines are “chicken scratch” when it should be one big line, and the lines on the hair/fur are very inconsistent), the hair/fur kinda goes every which way with zero logic (look up real hair/fur and you’ll see that even the most messy hair/fur doesn’t poke out quite like that), and you’re using both painterly shading and cross hatching for shading/coloring, pick one or the other, not both, this isn’t a eccentric experimental art piece That being said, this is still a pretty decent piece, I’m personally a fan of his expression"}
+{"text":"boy sex"}
+{"text":"Can try the drawfag thread"}
+{"text":"post guys with long hair shoulder length or more- any bodytypes and art styles"}
+{"text":"Omg Albion :0"}
+{"text":"giyuu from demon slayer you can do direct saucenao image search through the arrow"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Any fans of the turbulent wind?"}
+{"text":"MORE VEGA HELL YEAH"}
+{"text":"90% of SF yaoi is just Jamie and Luke"}
+{"text":"shark boys, octopus men, and other undersea creatures/monsters. Post whatever style of males as long as they fit the theme. If the usual retarded cunt comes in and derails over le 'hentai' 'ugly baras' 'femboys' or whatever else, ignore and report her dumb shitposting ass."}
+{"text":"from 3003, oldest merboy pic I've got"}
+{"text":"ronin warriors in medieval times"}
+{"text":"Do One Piece characters count?"}
+{"text":"Not surprised this thread is dead with all the AI merguys available now"}
+{"text":"Femboy Link"}
+{"text":"Last new one that I know of."}
+{"text":"Happy almost 2yr! :3c"}
+{"text":"sause?"}
+{"text":"I FUCKING LOVE SNAKE'S HUGE THICC ASS, I WANT PICS WHERE HE GET ABSOLUTELY RAILED"}
+{"text":"Would Big Boss/Snake technically be incest or selfcest?"}
+{"text":"he's not a clone like a sci-fi movie, he's just BB's son."}
+{"text":"So is /y/ more for fags or is it for fujo women? That's one of the things that always confused me desu Also, I thought yaoi was cute boys kissing like tweak and craig ±^±"}
+{"text":"Preferably megaman"}
+{"text":"That's right. He captioned the post as \"Osugaki Festival,\" but compared to the original festival, the characters look significantly younger. In the animations he started adding muscles to the shota characters to make them look older. Idk what the reason is for this"}
+{"text":"Wtf, just saw a new work of his on MRM and it’s all shit play. Like fucking stop bro, it’s foul."}
+{"text":"This is his old work and it has \"scat\" in the #. Thankfully his 3 upcoming works will be without it."}
+{"text":"I wish he would just go back to doing his original shota and less hairy scat stuff."}
+{"text":"Hey, has anyone managed to find a CG of this Shiba's character from Crave Saga yet? They seem to be updating them on hitomi, but not all of them, and there are no Shiba characters"}
+{"text":"Anyone to draw fanart of Tzekel-Kan with Cortes from the Road of El Dorado ? Everyone is focused on Chel but I always thought he was hot , especially the scene where Cortés looks at his eating with his gun"}
+{"text":"Not yaoi related, but despite the fact Miguel and Tulio were stowaways, why didn't Cortes just conscript them and force them to work rather than just flog them and keep them in the brig doing nothing for however long it'd take to reach Cuba? They're healthy men in their prime."}
+{"text":"I think he wanted to sell them as slaves in Cuba, either that or he did actually pressgang them but their habits landed them in the brig"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have pictures like this? Cuntboys are okay too"}
+{"text":"just learned that cuntboys aren't allowed, my apologies"}
+{"text":"Sadly, fireden is dead (for now, hopefully), so no link!"}
+{"text":"Roadhog..."}
+{"text":"Some screenshots from the VN \"Super!'"}
+{"text":"Hot men from Ryu Ga Gotoku"}
+{"text":"I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. Bonus points for Germany as a top"}
+{"text":"Kill all fujos and ftms May the heavens protect fudans"}
+{"text":"Sexy dark skinned men"}
+{"text":"at least they know those fortnite boys can be hot af. Just wish someone would make better animations of them"}
+{"text":"If anyone has the link or the pics for Altrinku's new Naruto set that would be appreciated. Only have the teaser on his twitter at the moment."}
+{"text":"i like his old style as well, its more masculine whereas now the men have exaggerated fem features eg big pecs, big ass, tiny waist. however i do enjoy both, love a slutty muscle bottom"}
+{"text":"Ayo, seeing in the link there aren't any updates since July to the newest in November, any chance you could get the ones that are missing? Btw, thank you for the compilation of the sets, you're the GOAT"}
+{"text":"Hey! I sent an email but not sure if you got it. Just wondering if you have any more googledrives/collections of other artists work? I saw you had one of hotchas work as well, so I just wondered if you had more. Thanks in advance!"}
+{"text":"Berserk with emphasis on Griff being a slut for cum."}
+{"text":"damnnn who's the artist"}
+{"text":"So beautiful"}
+{"text":"@terribleaunt"}
+{"text":"Give more of Hunkules"}
+{"text":"Extra points for feet related stuff"}
+{"text":"Post more stuff like this. Also drop the sauce if you have it."}
+{"text":"funny cat"}
+{"text":"what about the demon being a bottom?"}
+{"text":"anyone know the artist?"}
+{"text":"It's from a comic Baron's Black Book by Sukebeast/Fightbeast. It's pretty old I don't think the artist even posts nsfw anymore."}
+{"text":"Vids, GIFs,and animation included! AI is fine just not too much of it. (None of that weird shit either like diaper, scat, farts, or of him being hurt. No shota art either, he's a twink not kid coded)"}
+{"text":"Cum milking, extraction, etc not really sure what to call this kink but basically just men getting used for their cum. Surprisingly hard to find good content, its mostly furry stuff"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen a thread for Mega Man before so I thought I'd make one. Any art style, any guys from the games. Love me some androids. People still know what Mega Man is right?"}
+{"text":"Well well well…look who just became slightly more relevant"}
+{"text":"There's a great femboy link thread still active here This is for anything other than femboy. Link is many things to many people, lets see some twink link, twunk, hunk, whatever you please."}
+{"text":"In r34, you can add \"-ai_generated\" and \"-ai_assisted\" (without quotes) in your search to filter out slop"}
+{"text":"Also isn't it already a setting? Like look under the search bar and it has this big switch called"}
+{"text":"AI Slop"}
+{"text":"My dick fucking HUNGERS for more smut of Fish Eye from Sailor Moon, no longer can I stand such horrifically low numbers."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"pretty good barabait character they waste him by making him an irrelevant, lame joke that gets dethroned by a little spoiled cunt with anger issues"}
+{"text":"Imai Cosmo has the best ass in Kengan Ashura. He has almost no doujinshi, hardly any images, not even AI images. I've known the character for almost 10 years and nothing. It's a shame. They could make good material of him of all kinds: rape, drugs, gyaku, ryona, snuff, mind break. All of this fits him because he's a cocky character."}
+{"text":"uooooooooh boys boys boys (not in a gay way)"}
+{"text":"Thread of big, dick-starved muscle bottoms, preferably if it's Zoro"}
+{"text":"There's never enough Zoro"}
+{"text":"I've always been fascinated by the fact that One Piece is full of sexy and delicious older men. I mean, Zoro is very hot and masculine; I've masturbated to him many times. But I like characters like Oden, Roger, Rayleigh, and Garp more. I love that Oda makes his characters look their best when they're in their 40s and 50s."}
+{"text":"Any male Fate/Grand Order character (incl. f-2-m rule 63 guys) is welcome. Baras welcome, femboys welcome, bishonen welcome, all pairings and sizes welcome. The only rule is no western art or hyper, keep that shit on /aco/ and /d/. Obviously no shota/furry or anything else that breaks board rules. Don't reply to trolls/drama/whatever just report them and hide the posts."}
+{"text":"Yan qing is the best bitch male in the fate series"}
+{"text":"I love Kotomine Shirou, he is underrated, his dark skin is beautiful, I fucked him so hard in my dreams, it's a shame he doesn't have many yaoi arts and doujins."}
+{"text":"Longhaired boys are so goddamn cute, fuck"}
+{"text":"Indra x Arjuna"}
+{"text":"Seriously no Invincible thread?"}
+{"text":"nice thread"}
+{"text":"who's the artist behind the Thragg art?"}
+{"text":"imo it's cringe as fuck and I am fucking tired of gay insecure men drawing woman only to have them blush over seeing gay sex and be like \"girls are into it\". It comes off as insecure and projecting as hell. It's pathetic and I wished they brought the death penalty back for gay men like that. They should die or rope themselves for all I care and it would be far more beneficial for everyone that we won't breathe the same air as them. Dicksuckers."}
+{"text":"Calm the fuck down. It's a parody of a panel in the comic where Eve misinterprets a conversation about Mark taking Will to fly with him as them engaging in gay sex."}
+{"text":"holy shit lol"}
+{"text":"Anyone got this Sett piece from Rapbitan? Been looking for it for ages yet can't find it. If you have it please post it here! Also, looking for other artists that have done Sett pieces, if you got any feel free to post it!"}
+{"text":"what are you working on? tell us about that yaoi story you're writing, show off your OC artwork, or discuss ideas for that yaoi VN you know you'll never make"}
+{"text":"these are kind of insane lol"}
+{"text":"making a vn based. we need more of these"}
+{"text":"Currently working on a BL/Yaoi Webcomic, it’s still early in and I’m posting more on /ic/ but here is some arts that I made"}
+{"text":"(2/3)"}
+{"text":"(3/3)"}
+{"text":"don’t care if they’re having sex, just show me the PITS femboys/traps and bara/fat both encouraged!!! no derailing or arguing or you will die irl! you will explode!!"}
+{"text":"I wrote this awhile ago I looked at the article 300 gigabytes of memory free on it don't you mean storage, not memory? If you can edit the article I think you should correct that line. If you actually mean memory thats asking for a lot; Most end users don't even have 1/4 that. The 24 gig vram 3090 would be plenty beefy enough to do it though I built this PC 6 months ago, since i hadnt gotten a new computer in ~8 years. The intention was making it an AI workhorse (hence why i went with a 3090) but desu, i've just been too busy to bother. I have tried stable-diffusion-webui though. I kinda like that face Misaka is making in that image you generated, could you try getting the same image but without the black demon licking him lol"}
+{"text":"don't you mean storage, not memory? If you can edit the article I think you should correct that line. If you actually mean memory thats asking for a lot; Most end users don't even have 1/4 that. Not to be completely pedantic, but I am specifically referring to Solid State Drives. SSDs use Flash Memory for \"storage\". When the word storage is used, I personally think of old style hard disk drives (although I appreciate the term storage covers a lot of ground). HDD is not recommended because of how many gigabytes of information is required to be moved between Vram/Ram/SSD on a regular basis. It will slow you down like crazy if an HDD in involved. But anyway, I meant you will need hundreds of gigs of storage space, not Ram/VRam. For future reference, this is the prompt I used: Positive: very awa, masterpiece, best quality, absurdres, newest, perfect quality, detailed background, intricate details, nsfw, male focus, official art, 1boy, solo, misaki yata with orange hair and hazel eyes wearing beanie with headphones, topless, against wall, armpit hair, nipples, looking at viewer, seductive, fear, disgust, heavy breathing, fog, light, dark, floating particles, <lora:NOOB_EPSv1_1_detailer_by_vlnvk_v1_0:1> <lora:Misaki_Yata_-_K_Project_r1:1> Negative: facial hair, child, lowres, worst quality, bad quality, bad anatomy, signature, username, logo, watermark, artist name, old, bad hands"}
+{"text":"This one might be a little better. Took out the \"heavy breathing\" and \"Seductive\" prompts. Leaving just the fear to show in his eyes"}
+{"text":"i like both i have enough SSD space, I have a 4TB m2 just for storing models and AI related stuff"}
+{"text":"Good, it sounds like you are all set up to start whenever you want. Now all you need is time and patients. Don't be afraid to reach out and ask questions. Not just to me or anything, but there are a lot of people playing with it on reddit and civitai/huggingface. Also, using copilot or other assorted chat ai can help understanding specific settings or terms, even addon usage sometimes. Last post, decided to copy original picture I don't like how the covered nipples came out, and the original seems to have a bit more muscle to him. It is hard for the matrix to do in-between \"bara\" and \"slim\""}
+{"text":"Hot guy from the new Grand Theft Auto trailer."}
+{"text":"ITT we post pictures of faggots who have gotten themselves into a tight situation. No bara please."}
+{"text":"has anyone redrawn this to remove the cop?"}
+{"text":"its clay and danielle from moral orel btw , i love them dearly"}
+{"text":"Bruce & Clark."}
+{"text":"Azuma Kaya's Toudaimori to Kamome no Ko/ Lighthouse Keeper and Seagull hasn't been translated to English yet which is really surprising to me because all their other work is absolutely gorgeous"}
+{"text":"like look at this style why aren't any groups translating every page by them?? Dx"}
+{"text":"It actually does look nice. Any updates?"}
+{"text":"Use this thread as your opportunity to post and/or promote your own bara art. I'll start, obviously"}
+{"text":"I hate it when anyone turns Zoro a bottom, obviously that's not canon, despicable cunt! He's a top!"}
+{"text":"You're saying he's canonically a top then? Lol?"}
+{"text":"Yes. He ain't no pillow biting princess."}
+{"text":"my god, are you the \"no small top\" anon? cuz you sound as autistic as them."}
+{"text":"gays are autistic, so am I. I'm very particular on this detail. small top blasphemy"}
+{"text":"TGCF, MDZS, SVSSS, 2HA, and all other ancient Chinese BL wuxia gays. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"boop"}
+{"text":"hngh..."}
+{"text":"Mmmm... HOT!!!"}
+{"text":"Wuxia longhaired boys are the cutest."}
+{"text":"Thread for all pic related to sports [basket ball, soccer, etc] yaoi and wrestling yaoi. Report off topic and derail, don't reply to."}
+{"text":"testing on pes16"}
+{"text":"MOTY"}
+{"text":"Only old men/Oyaji"}
+{"text":"that artstyle looks familiar..."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else prefer thinner, more fragile older men to 'daddy' types? Washizu from Akagi makes my dick hard. The original manga style certainly isn't 'sexy' but fanartist interpretations...bratty, fuckable grandpa"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else here like Flame King? I think he could've received more art if he wasn't a retarded lameo like a good portion of the males in this series (I know that he's kind of an ugly bastard, but that has never stopped monster fuckers)."}
+{"text":"penises are great"}
+{"text":"svtfoe has better monster men desu even if there aren't as many as adventure time's aside from new death, mr. cupcake, mannish man, donny, king vamp, why-wolf and ice king, there's not a lot of pickings"}
+{"text":"How do we feel about them? I love Griffith"}
+{"text":"no bitching about pairings or character no art that looks western cartoon style bara and feminine are OK"}
+{"text":"Stop being a negative nacy"}
+{"text":"not enough mello"}
+{"text":"the things I'd do to get this doujinshi.."}
+{"text":"this game changed the trajectory of my life forever when i stumbled on it as a jit"}
+{"text":"Where are all of the yaoi hentai eroge? There’s basically nothing ever released that isn’t a visual novel- especially when you consider how many straight porn games come out every day. Imagine a David Cage game, but it’s a choose your own homoerotic gangbang. Why is this such an untapped market? Do other gay guys not like jacking it to interactive porn?"}
+{"text":"Would you want the sex itself to be interactive? Like a QTE or a turn based anon thrusted sharply! Goon A took 12 damage! or would a finisher after more normal gameplay be better?"}
+{"text":"Abaddon: Princess of the Decay is interesting to say the least. Might be challenging to get to the NSFW content, but it was a fun journey for me!"}
+{"text":"Bought it ages ago. Played it and the DLC's. It's good IF you like this style of \"Dating Sim\". No video in the game tho all images etc. And no real interaction in the scenes. But good \"story\" and options are varied. Similar to Coming Out on Top."}
+{"text":"i need more of this"}
+{"text":"it looks like we havent had a dmc thread for a while bottom vergil is appreciated"}
+{"text":"Men wearing football uniforms having sex, masturbating, feet, sweaty, etc (anything goes!)"}
+{"text":"Muscular and masculine guys showing their assholes."}
+{"text":"Bringing back an old trend."}
+{"text":"Fred"}
+{"text":"Jim Morales an underrated hot coach."}
+{"text":"Nobody talks about Scott anymore."}
+{"text":"For Native American Heritage Month, post hot Indigenous men"}
+{"text":"I wonder why we don't see more Native American gay porn anymore?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, more cowboys and native Americans, a classic"}
+{"text":"some older homo books that I suggest would be Wingmen by Ensan Case about the love affair of two ww2 pilots, Island People by Coleman Dowell a postmodern novel about being a depressed lonely gay man, and Song of the Loon by Richard Amory about being a gay cowboy in the gay west"}
+{"text":"I read Wingmen, quite cool book."}
+{"text":"going to dump some charts over time"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's some smut in that list. First look is at \"Men with the Pink Triangle\", and the suffering of gays at the hand of Nazi's. While probably an interesting/horrifying read, it's the kind of kick in the stomach that makes me realize that maybe I should stick to father/son pulp fiction."}
+{"text":"catalufo"}
+{"text":"0/10, you've spammed this dogshit image in half the threads on this board"}
+{"text":"4/10 I like the muscles, but the characters are bland."}
+{"text":"0/10"}
+{"text":"6/10 not my type of man and not very lewd either but the art is nice"}
+{"text":"This one is genuinely beautiful artwork, I can see it being displayed in an erotica exhibition"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"For any and all male characters pertaining to the Shin Megami Tensei franchise and its spinoffs. Be advised that Persona content does not belong here."}
+{"text":"Atlus needs to hurry up and rerelease the Digital Devil Saga games."}
+{"text":"everyone knows bino is demifiend's gf"}
+{"text":"Nah Demi wants pixie. Everyone knows that. Vkun was made for Aogami cock. Besides the Nahobino is Aogami's body and it has no asshole, or cock."}
+{"text":"or mutual masturbation"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"Wrench around and wrench it off."}
+{"text":"This is fucking hot, I should draw this."}
+{"text":"Guys sucking themselves off, maybe throw some thinking with portals in since its related"}
+{"text":"When I was younger, yeah."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I can and can almost go all the way to the base. I'm really flexible and have an above average dick, but pretty sure it's the flexibility that helps the most. It's kind of addicting desu, but due to back strain it's better to space out sessions by several days."}
+{"text":"Artist: Aquarina/Lenbarboza"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend me a yaoi thats similar to shikonin by repamido. <3"}
+{"text":"Can anyone reccomend me a yaoi thats THE YAOI version of the lady k and sick man (mistakenly posted to a thread)"}
+{"text":"Oh, maximum images is reached."}
+{"text":"Someone will have a new link."}
+{"text":"New link will happen when the thread hits the later pages, no rush"}
+{"text":"So why do I get the error \"Max limit of 300 image replies has been reached\" when I try to post a scene?"}
+{"text":"New (Got hooked on EUV)"}
+{"text":"Sweat, musk, sniffing/licking, light-to-medium raunch. No farts or scat please"}
+{"text":"oh youre right both - gay kino, however"}
+{"text":"what? did he really dead or just getting an actual job in animation and doesn't want to be associated with the porno?"}
+{"text":"Post BL/ML doujin or comic that you really want to read but because they're limited print and never released digitally, they're no longer available to purchase while the used copies are ridiculously pricey.I'll start:"}
+{"text":"AINDB also had other art by Junk Shop, on other topics besides his masked prowresler."}
+{"text":"Back in the day, no one was able to find Junk Shop's manga about this masked prowresler. It would be a miracle most welcome if someone would find it now."}
+{"text":"I like the design. Is there more? Maybe we could ask someone from the other gachi board, but I forgot the name of the Japanese only image board. It started with \"Blue\" or something"}
+{"text":"I've probably got a few stray images, but nothing like full pages."}
+{"text":"post husbandos from games"}
+{"text":"Knife-ear anime yaoi All bodytypes (bear, twink, etc) are welcome so long as they're elves or the focus of the image is on an elf High quality and relevant AI is welcome- high quality western art, too NO heavily-stylized (WoW, pixar, chibis, etc), or comic/cartoony art NO proportionally oversized cocks, keep cages to a minimum, no adult baby or watersports, no smell or filth fetishes, no beastiality or vore All global rules and board rules still apply, however; please don't argue or announce reports. Silently report, hide, and ignore any rulebreaking, trolling, or derailing."}
+{"text":"Dudes being choked, strangled, suffocated, near-drowned. Small tops, bishie, trap, bara all encouraged. Sister Threads Amputee:"}
+{"text":"sure wish there was a tag or fetish for \"jerking off\" deepthroat. basically, grabbing your own, or someone elses neck and \"jerking it off\" to stimulate the penis/dildo inside the throat. theres a tiny bit of \"interal_bulge_handjob\" stuff, but its mostly \"stomach bulges\" being....externally internally stimulated. this artists doujins are pretty dang great. the \"onahole is magically linked to my younger brother\" one is very good. something about the younger brother trying to pass off him almost passing out from getting internally violated as just suffering from heat stroke, cant explain why, but just hits just right. him being terrified and confused and inadvertently collapsing into the arms of his abuser? pretty weird to type that all out. kinda fucked up. still hot tho."}
+{"text":"Post cute guys fucking in military uniforms. Bonus points if it’s superior x subordinate"}
+{"text":"Everyone judge me but I love this uniforms I would wear it for a session of good fucking (but without the flag in arm)"}
+{"text":"needs more russia"}
+{"text":"Very much late but does anybody have the source? Tried reverse image searching but it didnt help, really sorry to bother"}
+{"text":"haha no way i drew them, i only post things here. can you tell me whats the best platform to share violent gay oc in 2025"}
+{"text":"Ah I shouldve figured! Just wanted to say i admire your expression work, the scenarios and dialogue in your artwork is very intriguing to me. Im not very knowledgable on nsfw sites especially if theyre more niche so the only two i know would be twitter which has kinda gone to shit on every front or baraag if you like less restrictions but its hard to find anything that isnt shota/loli which can be pretty off putting"}
+{"text":"I love electro torture. He was the strongest warrior. He defeated all the warriors of his nation. All those who couldn't defeat him, seeing his humiliating state—convulsing, drooling, his balls bouncing, his moans and pissing himself—I like to see cute, stronger boys like him getting tortured like that."}
+{"text":"Post men from the games. NO SMALL TOPS!!"}
+{"text":"HEY NO SMALL TOPS!!!"}
+{"text":"I'll post Cloud topping if I want, die mad."}
+{"text":"Dude I like big tops too but I ain't gonna say people can't post that stuff on general media type threads like its against the rules or something. If you a big tops only thread make a thread for just that and stop acting like everyone should only do what you want lol"}
+{"text":"DID SOMEONE SAY SMALL TOPS??"}
+{"text":"It's spooky month so let's have a good ol' Halloween thread. Post monsters, dudes in costume, or just anything autum related."}
+{"text":"Peak"}
+{"text":"I really want to find all of Mentaiko's art/comics but I'm not even sure where to start looking for it. Any suggestions?"}
+{"text":"you can't tell if the main character is a male or a female though"}
+{"text":"I saw this image in a tiktok video but I can't find the drawing anywhere. It is of Kano from mortal kombat and I believe the artist is HoloEden."}
+{"text":"As I said before... pics of hung steroid-like gay guys having xxx is becoming boring... now it's time for the girly-looking femboys by Shiroo. I mean, just look at how good he makes his femboys."}
+{"text":"They are pretty cute, you're right OP."}
+{"text":"Bara and Traps are allowed Ignore and report the spammer that complains"}
+{"text":"more"}
+{"text":"nothing?"}
+{"text":"Why not?"}
+{"text":"Appreciation for the best possible underwear. Sporty men images preferred, sweaty even better"}
+{"text":"Damn. That's a big guy."}
+{"text":"mirage x crypto or sparrow preferred,y but anything goes"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"ion know man"}
+{"text":"this is him"}
+{"text":"Elden Ring:"}
+{"text":"Snakeboi"}
+{"text":"How much?"}
+{"text":"I wish there was more Artorias r34..."}
+{"text":"this is perfect"}
+{"text":"Just sharing pics of characters as fairies."}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Official anime not fanart"}
+{"text":"I could probably post nearly the entirety of Demon Slayer's Hashira Training arc and it would still be hella relevant to the thread. Can't stop gushing the entire season good lawd"}
+{"text":"started making stitches"}
+{"text":"adventurer's muscles Dude looks like a concentration camp inmate."}
+{"text":"Guys caught fucking/masturbating No voyeurism where it’s clearly intentionally in public view No women anywhere in the pics No arguing Femboys/traps and bara both welcome Eastern and western art both welcome Discussion of getting caught/catching others and any experiences you may have welcome"}
+{"text":"Can I join you guys?"}
+{"text":"They're just trying to cuddle."}
+{"text":"He's \"Mun\" from deadslot or deadslot4."}
+{"text":"Bump please more"}
+{"text":"Since it's october could we do a slasher villains thread? fat boys will be appreciated"}
+{"text":"Is that Dracthyr from the hit game WoW?"}
+{"text":"¿Qué acabó de ver?"}
+{"text":"NO SMALL TOPS!!!! I MEAN IT!!!"}
+{"text":"small tops are the best though"}
+{"text":"Who cares?"}
+{"text":"Be honest: What would be your reaction?"}
+{"text":"Most of these pictures are ugly."}
+{"text":"Welcome to /t/orrents. Reminder ALL requests belong in Beginners tl;dr Guide for Torrenting: Clients There are a lot of clients to choose from, here's a couple: Deluge, BitTorrent, uTorrent, Vuze. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"IS NOT FOR REQUESTS. ALL REQUESTS BELONG IN !"}
+{"text":"A torrent containing all the Warhammer Novels + my first attempt on creating and sorting the audiobooks. Difference between BL audio and audible audio is the higher kbps bitrate [Retail] & (Retail) are the books that i obtain personally or were obtained from trustworthy sources, anything else should be considered as \"found on internet\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The only good \"girlboss\" they ever had is from the titan animations I can't even remember what happened to her"}
+{"text":"TaeHa - City Lights (The Mini Album) (2024) [FLAC] magnet:?xt=urn:btih:60f4519223df3617c4e0e3103eec594c6394d4c3&dn=TaeHa%20-%20City%20Lights%20%28The%20Mini%20Album%29%20%282024%29%20%5BFLAC%5D&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Not trying to come across as rude how I phrase this, I guess technically you can set it to 0% of your bandwidth if you want? the option is there. It just hurts your anonymity a bit with the amount of data coming in and out, the connections are still going through proxies and are encrypted. If that's your issue then there's your solution if you're open to it. I forgot to answer your question earlier, my bad anon."}
+{"text":"for fans of pov taboo roleplay videos previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fuck off with the foot fetish crap."}
+{"text":"Never give up. Took me more than a year to download this album."}
+{"text":"anon, I..."}
+{"text":"I don't speak Putin and I just wanna grab some megapacks"}
+{"text":"Leeching from a dead torrent that has no seeders? post an image that describes the content, such as the cover of a Bluray you want seeded (this gets your post more attention) add whatever text you think will help potential seeders revive your torrent. The filename should be in your magnet post the magnet (make sure you are leeching and have the torrent file loaded on your client so others can get it via DHT) or a link to the actual torrent file. wait for seeders and try to seed for as long as you can if your torrent gets to 100% try to back your torrent files up somehow on a USB stick, HDD, or cloud service so you can keep it alive even if your computer dies. Rare torrents need your help! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Have you tried unchecking all of the useless non-video files in the torrent if the video file is complete?"}
+{"text":"Hi All, This took me a long time to find, enjoy anons! Archived Thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"waste of time (your) opinion Disregarded."}
+{"text":"Lasirena69 !!! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fb597ecae0794c6c7581f34e605d1f917e77c7c0&dn=Lasirena69&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fuploads.gamecoast.net%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"holy rotisserie chicken, batman!"}
+{"text":"I am asking for the English version of Otherworld Barbara/Barbara Ikai to be uploaded to MangaDex and/or linked/dropped here. It used to be up in full(all 24 chapters) and in English on Bato, but unfortunately that site was axed recently. This site did not have this series available for the longest until last year...unfortunately what was uploaded was only a quarter of the series and in Portuguese. I am NOT versed in this field at all so idk wtf to do other than ask here. Please take the fact I am a newphag here into account. I figured since I did see it full translated on English, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE must have the data ready to transfer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Shuto Kousoku Trial (Freeway Speedway) Megalopolis Expressway Trial (首都高速トライアル Shuto kōsoku toraiaru) is the original title of a series of six Japanese films, about illegal highway racing in the Shuto Expressway, released between 1988 and 1996. An English subtitled version of the films series -renamed Freeway Speedway- was released on DVD in North America in 2004 due to commercial success of popular Hollywood films like The Fast and The Furious (“before there was The Fast And The Furious, there was Freeway Speedway” is a quote appearing on the fourth DVD). A 4-disc re-release of the 2004 edition was made available in 2007, it was renamed Tokyo Speedway: The Complete Collection. Though also available in Hong Kong, the DVD edition was not released in Japan since the series is still banned and the last episode unreleased yet. If you enjoyed anime such as Initial D or Wangan Midnight you may enjoy these movies. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for Circuit no Okami (1977), the live action movie, not the anime sequel. I doubt it was ever subbed, raw japanese is fine."}
+{"text":"just a really bored guy that seeds torrents for fun. if your torrent needs seeding just post it and I will see what I can do."}
+{"text":"Would love the last two eps"}
+{"text":"i turned my adblocker off and everything and its just not loading wtf"}
+{"text":"It happens sometimes. I don't know why. It will pass."}
+{"text":"A lot of these can probably be salvaged from Chinese archiver/cloud drive stuff desu, you have an example torrent link I could try"}
+{"text":"post full or up to date NSFW artist collections/archives, i'll start with one i made ages ago when GeneralButch quit, and one that i just made from Rigid3d's up to date mega. Rigid3D magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8941a626fc1c6f9ab6ad769796790f604cbc12a9&dn=Rigid3d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tryhackx.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.srv00.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.qu.ax%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.gmi.gd%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.dler.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bittor.pw%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftr4ck3r.duckdns.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ft.overflow.biz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2frun.publictracker.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fretracker.lanta.me%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.dstud.io%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"is there any theterriblefairy stuff up to 2026? is there an m_dunn one with all this material and not just rule34 uploads?"}
+{"text":"Any chance y'all niggas know where I can get peers for these torrents? Trying to download Sekai Ururun Taizaiki. 08bc82f325170a61f79956c454a7c2ad6a2bdcd4 c001b2198d61b022c37d9fbe0f908e4e71e7d55b"}
+{"text":"I can smell some conspiracy here. Maybe he was killed by Joos. Anyways my thoughts are with him."}
+{"text":"Starting new Hong Kong Cinema threat with Jackie Chan Collection magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D980AD60BE62A4B7B8A9EB36161940746639CE1F&dn=Jackie%20Chan%20Collection%20%5b1971-2008%5d"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5ee50c481ccc6007c1f82cb588dc5c1ce7bfc3d4&dn=Shaw%20Brothers%20movies&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.myporn.club%3A9337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tryhackx.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.fnix.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Frun.publictracker.xyz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.dstud.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmartin-gebhardt.eu%3A25%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"did boringkate ever do any hardcore? I know not on her of or anything but maybe older?"}
+{"text":"Remember to check nyaa, forum.holopirates .moe, and mogu.holopirates .moe before requesting (or be publicly shamed by your oshi) Thread archives: 1035536 1050670 1062584 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"bro thanks a lot!"}
+{"text":"Is it even worth being on a private tracker nowadays? Jackett provides far more results for 99% of media, usually in much higher quality, and you don't have to jump through some retarded webmaster's hoops to use it. The speeds, while sometimes slower, aren't enough to ruin the experience. I genuinely can't think of a reason anyone would need private torrenting anymore."}
+{"text":"100GB per film for a 90-minute movie Why would you want to do this? You're basically adding useless 0s to the transcode, no virtual or technical difference in quality between a 100gb 1080p movie and a 20gb remux"}
+{"text":"Post hardware that you are using for torrenting. Here is mine : - Intel NUC - WD Blue 2TB"}
+{"text":"This. Also just got a 22TB External HDD since it was on sale. The one weird thing is if it's inactive for long enough, it takes a minute for it to reload otherwise it won't show up when I do a search. Either way, having a new main back up is welcome regardless since my old HHD was only 8TBs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The anon you're replying to is probably talking about situations where the girl gives permission for men to touch her, which happens a lot in exhibitionist content (like FlashingEmma's). Although it's worth noting that a lot of those clips are highly staged (i.e., friends given explicit instructions off-camera, made to look like random strangers groping spontaneously)."}
+{"text":"There's a lot of death torrents that needs someone to reupload them. I'll start The Tatami Galaxy sub ITA magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a2f5abecc07e960bfac64aa1f152df8b42dcec7a&dn=The.Tatami.Galaxy.SiteRip.720p.x264.AAC.SUB_ITA-Ghisello&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.genesis-sp.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.xiaoduola.xyz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.vanitycore.co%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dmcomic.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.corpscorp.online%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bz%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt-hash.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fseeders-paradise.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.trackerlist.xyz%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F0d.kebhana.mx%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"We need this thing desperately, there used to be one here always--Let's remake it. Here's the 1st one: German: c0835cfcb5b792d70529eb0e4020800780a3b530"}
+{"text":"Old thread (  ) died. Time for a new one."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"We're Back! -- Old Thread Archived - New Thread up!(: Rules for thread: 1.) Drop links if you gottem! -- Audio/Mp3 first priority (Mediafire, Mega, Gofile, etc). Video torrent mirrors or Download Links when available! 2.) Ignore/Ostracize Da Haydurrs. 3.) If you don't like Mike or the show, please give it a year. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok. I was raiding redbar with the /b/ tards way back, don't know which episode, a dude showed his a-hole on Mike's monitor live, I wanna rewatch that for nostalgia, I was in the threads telling him to moon Mike, he was asking for challenges since he was about to go on vidchat live. I think it was 2014 but I'm not sure, studio setup was the same."}
+{"text":"Where the FUCK is the RUPERT TORRENT?"}
+{"text":"rupert needs a bump"}
+{"text":"Any and all game torrents, and discussion related to game torrents can go here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"It's Denuvo and uncracked. You're probably wasting your time downloading at worst a virus or at best uncracked files."}
+{"text":"are dodi repacks considered safe (as in malware free)?"}
+{"text":"Post Seasons or complete sets or any genre and/or nationality. Share what you think other should see. Have an autistic \"In Living Color\" magnet magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F1943BA432E80166AA778E3FC120605BCFD5ABBF&dn=In%20Living%20Colour%201-4%20seasons%20%5Bext.to%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Happiness.S01.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.KOREAN.AAC2.0.H265 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:81de727673bd5de438783ea84c4820b28472fa7b&dn=Happiness%20%282021%29%20%5Btmdbid%3D135340%5D&xl=12297487167&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"N hentai is still alive, is this the hentai thread? Cause a seed for the old futa magnet would be appreciated. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c20db4b25d4a3389e20d9a9f2dca5e591fdd911a&dn=Futanari+Hentai+%288GB+30+Videos%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969 But the AI upscale one! Unless AI learns to properly decensor, I'll pass."}
+{"text":"anyone got a torrent link for IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS 95-99"}
+{"text":"is there any sites you guys reccomend that are easily searchable and have a wide variety of only fans rips"}
+{"text":"they really dont have any of archives set uplike that. leet is more standard media."}
+{"text":"Post Instrument/Music books/courses here."}
+{"text":"violon stuff?"}
+{"text":"ASMR streams/youtubers/whatever. *Check the archives if you don't understand how things work around here and don't be a retard and reply to bait/offtopic shit. Previous thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"god i wish there was an uncensored version of this"}
+{"text":"Compilations of movies, games, books, images, audios, etc. ACM Digital Library magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bb4367aad41569636a1100dc97df2e7368c0de7c&dn=ACM%20Digital%20Library%202020&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce Programming Books Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a collection of Newtype scans starting from the beginning?"}
+{"text":"hello everyone. i dump a lot of photos on /hr/. this takes a long time, so instead, i'm going to create torrents for my images and put them in this thread."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have the complete Animorphs Audio book collection?"}
+{"text":"Post if you have something similar. evie_angel pack: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:53df6e9af83626a68d8288b1d40667c841028506&dn=evie_angel&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.qu.ax%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bittor.pw%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fns-1.x-fins.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fleet-tracker.moe%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fwww.torrentsnipe.info%3a2701%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fwww.genesis-sp.org%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker810.xyz%3a11450%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.xiaoduola.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.vanitycore.co%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.sbsub.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.moxing.party%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.lintk.me%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.ipv6tracker.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.dmcomic.org%3a2710%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"her That's a goofy looking dude."}
+{"text":"We used to have a thread dedicated to JGV in the past... which is basically japanese gay porn featuring femboys and guys who are \"cute\" to look at. Nowadays this content is kind of hard to come by, and since I have a few things that I can share I thought it would be a good idea to recreate it and see if there is any interest in this stuff. Feel free to discuss and share whatever you have as well. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Share any paranormal/occult/fringe torrents you might have. I'll start: Theoccult.click Content Leaked (19 torrents) Parapsychology Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"No-Intro - Sega - Master System - Mark III (20241225-050512) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bc0749ca00e0300d742d661c48913e4d3fcabc0e&dn=Sega%20-%20Master%20System%20-%20Mark%20III&xl=88187628&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.free-tracker.ga%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fleet-tracker.moe%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moxing.party%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ffinbytes.org%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post Onlyfans and amateur girls with tiny delicious titties. Bougie_bb (Brie Belle) is kind of unpopular. Doesn't really get much attention and is very hard to find her content anywhere. I've gone ahead and made a torrent for everything I can find on her. There may be duplicates, but that's what happens when such delectable tiny boobs get ignored in favor of mega milk literal cow tits. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:e68fae8835d89144efb403facaf91a2a5202afeb&dn=bougie_bb&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fpk%3De325e7a94cd8e7a73e5696b21b6c448a"}
+{"text":"I usually go with of-dl because it has DRM decryption (you have to provide your own Widevine keys tho). Some of the other tools don't work for DRM protected video."}
+{"text":"Hustler magazines , only problem it's 99% available magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fc513f3dbe727d67817ac3820776394945b2621d&dn=%2b%20HUSTLER"}
+{"text":"browse Hustler 1979 beaver hunt bushes NOICE, you are a godsend anon browse 2020 anniversary edition bitch about politics and trump Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"One of the greasiest negroes you ever saw abusing some of the most desperate drug addled white prostitutes you ever saw all for his onlyfans page. The girls payment? A gram of fentanyl and their mortal souls. Enjoy. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:P7XL3MMRYI5PYWSVVYVL365UYGKLCCMS&dn=The%20Misadventures%20Of%20Chizzy%20Mac%20And%20The%20Zombie%20Women%20Of%20Philadelphia&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&xl=8519236294"}
+{"text":"Disgusting niggers."}
+{"text":"Japanese Cosplay v82 Trifecta of free filesharing: -DDL: links on [javusb, kisscosplaymoe, cosplayjavhdv4 blog, fap-cosplayjav blog, avgle] (use adblocker), mega.nz links on /t/ and UploadBank on LilyW website, -XDCC: PRIVMSG or QUERY LilyB/Reiuji at same server as #4chan IRC channel (/msg Reiuji !list), -this thread and the archive"}
+{"text":"This is the music thread. We post music here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c1b5e9001c863ec019ea15fd078d3bbe8a06ac30&dn=Cutie%20Kim%20PH&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"It's a shame she does so little new content now. Did she already make enough money to not have to do anything anymore?"}
+{"text":"Let's kill some more useless porn threads with humor. Game Night (2018) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a5ae8adc0987d0651739efb93babae4e1adddd0b&dn=Game+Night+2018+BluRay+1080p+DTS-HD+MA+5+1+AVC+REMUX-FraMeSToR+%5B+UIndex.org+%5D%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.bittor.pw:1337/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.dler.org:6969/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://open.stealth.si:80/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.torrent.eu.org:451/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://exodus.desync.com:6969/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"MacGruber (2010) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:E679FD2C5A32447925D41B1916956C123D131CF1&dn=MacGruber+%5B2010%5D+1080p+BluRay+x264+DTS+AC3+%28UKBandit%29&tr=https%3A%2F%2Finferno.demonoid.is%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.files.fm%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2780%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2970%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Kicking the thread off with a new curated collection of 100 award winning short films gathered from the darkest reaches of the interwebz Horror Watch List - 100 Selected Short Films 16GB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9D0A10F0C8CB647071074D2489543EA06053A98B&dn=Horror%20Watch%20List%20-%20100%20Selected%20Short%20Films&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.renfei.net%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.renfei.net%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.theoks.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fnew-line.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftracker.tamersunion.org%3a443%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fnew-line.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Weapons 2025 UHD BluRay 2160p HDR10 DV HEVC TrueHD Atmos 7.1 x265-E 26GB Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just finished organizing and setting up my Computer Chronicles collection, thought i would share: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:cc9d6bfb843e894d54900d60136d1176994eb6a5&dn=Computer%20Chronicles%20%281984%29&xl=79178257864&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F93.158.213.92%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F102.223.180.235%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F45.154.253.10%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.44.82.25%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.181.60.155%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F107.189.11.58%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F91.216.110.52%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F178.170.48.154%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F184.105.151.166%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F94.103.87.87%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.102.219.163%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F163.172.29.130%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F176.56.4.238%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F209.141.59.16%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F135.181.197.114%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon. I love this."}
+{"text":"Over 1TB of GOG Games. This was shared here for the longest time (c. 2023), and could use an update, to be fair. Still seeding! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c872b434ad3ddc073c5468733b20340a509f4b43&dn=GOG%20Collection"}
+{"text":"downloaded about 125GB's worth of selected games from the torrent, already seeded just as much I've gotten fucking rusty at hotline miami, damn"}
+{"text":"First I bring to you all Jordan Peterson content from the Daily Wire In an effort to stop a single shekel more from going over to that kike rat ben shapiro I decided to download every single video Jordan Peterson has uploaded onto Daily Wire+ and create a torrent for it. There are already torrents for individual series and episodes but the resolution is dog for some of them and there is a lot missing. So I personally ripped it off the website myself. The only thing not included is every single podcast, not just because of space but the way the DW website is set up, its like one of those square space websites that looks like an Apple OS application. Scrolling through 600+ videos in the little podcast section just isnt possible. Its not a searchable platform. I DID make an effort to grab some exclusive stuff not on youtube, as well as stuff that is on youtube but poor quality. Pretty much anything with Pageau or Bishop Barron. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no there are symbolic world courses which is one thing and then there are unlisted youtube videos on the symbolic world patreon, mostly Q&As and some shorter stuff. Many of it uploaded on youtube for everyone over the years but not all not replying to anything else until i have a torrent to upload this captch is pissing me off"}
+{"text":"The Strangers (1998) imdb-tt0242911 I managed to find a copy a DVD of this series and thought I would share: https privatebin dot net/?f604aa325f19c1cd#GgNnd6ZfvEZQB8wp1LqCPPM9jUEwpUHkvhmM5bm2Nfk2"}
+{"text":"This thread is for sharing movies or TV shows in high quality. No microencodes/yts type stuff. No HEVC/x265 unless it's 4K. This thread is mainly for AVC/x264 at 1080p. Heat.1995.1080p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264.EbP magnet:?xt=urn:btih:aacc7a9a7725f3b7bc13d8ce5e2f496d52c2c78e&dn=Heat.1995.1080p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264.EbP&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.free-tracker.ga%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.jaekr.sh%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshubt.net%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3a80%2fannounce.php&tr=http%3a%2f%2fservandroidkino.ru%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fhome.yxgz.club%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ffinbytes.org%3a80%2fannounce.php&tr=http%3a%2f%2f0123456789nonexistent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwepzone.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fttk2.nbaonlineservice.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tryhackx.org%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Being a hypocrite and continuing to flood this board with way too much porn. Hypno Matrix a unity based sissy hypno game magnet:?xt=urn:btih:233b3322b226d71c7c1c02e387f0b91d50a34310&xt=urn:btmh:1220913f9b012dab5182d377ad1a43f6270030030a9c97c102b26efae934c500e839&dn=Hypno%20Matrix&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.auctor.tv%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fuploads.gamecoast.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.skyts.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.ink%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Queensitra anyone? I need her so bad."}
+{"text":"post what you have magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3b8cf76d4101f97e46117ef20dd205fa8eafde1d"}
+{"text":"Bump. I have found many of these on the Soulseek network. Just saying."}
+{"text":"3D hentai artist Custom Udon's latest torrent with all his animations up to the latest one released in 9/9/2023: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c56a822d4841c0d9c3b07acc56113acf267b8d68&dn=Custom%20Udon%20Works Feel free to share torrents of other artists who create similar content"}
+{"text":"I love you so much. Happy new years and cheers."}
+{"text":"Hello there, just casually updating the torrent i did few years ago, last update was December '22, i had to skip June '23 so you get a whole year worth of updates, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is there a 2026 update planned for Bibliotheca Alexandrina planned? Or Variorum? Or Loeb? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This video was uploaded to the Tourette's Guy YouTube channel on 2 June 2025. It was removed the same day for being sexual content. I downloaded it and am trying to make sure it gets around, as YouTube will clearly not host it. Please download and seed. And next time you're backing out of your driveway, check IF THERE'S A DICK COMING! DON'T PULL OUT YET! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7de206fc0307d989eee77b0f4f23facf1bf0fb24&dn=Tourettes%20Guy%20-%20Gay%20Pride%202025.mp4&xl=9794090"}
+{"text":"Okay that's most likely what I was thinking of. I didn't look through those comp vids as much as the other ones."}
+{"text":"DC covers pretty much everything from the 1930's up until the end of 2020 (beginning of Infinite Frontier). Feel free to make and post your own collections / sets as others have done :) ---------- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"solves all of your problems. why aren't you guys using debrid services to archive your torrents?"}
+{"text":"Subyshare doesn't fucking work there and it's the only thing I'd try it for, although I wouldn't trust those shady JAV site that use it in the first place."}
+{"text":"I'm bored and feel like giving back after Christmas. Post any torrents you want sNeeded."}
+{"text":"Anyone have seasons 7 through 9 of Family Matters? I have some magnets but no one is seeding"}
+{"text":"hi there, i got and fortunatelly keeped a lot of javs, and i got a dance fettish for 4chan T_T so, if anyone likes this, i will share the ones i already shared, and have completed magnet:?xt=urn:btih:20b601c6a591864fb0bdfb7fb64c7d543222ac2e&dn=GONE-002.mp4&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fsukebei.tracker.wf%3A8888%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fanidex.moe%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.mgts.by%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce magnet:?xt=urn:btih:11b80ed05df84c7141dde1341d67391f7cafa67b&dn=GONE-025.mp4 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:39eafe053c37a1d2eb30ee445edcae265906cfec&dn=gone-006.mp4"}
+{"text":"Is there any more recent series that features this JAV fetish or did this fetish die off? content looks like 1990's, early 2000's."}
+{"text":"You know the ones: Tremors Naked Gun Direct to video ripoffs with similar titles to popular movies Parodies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Michael Keaton was a bad pick for Bruce Wayne, he just doesn't fit the character. Batman is a mask and a voice, he did just fine as batman. He's one of the best actors ever. He played a role, he never should have been casted for, and still did a fantastic job. It was a good movie and he played a good character, not the one we wanted, but still a good one. Now stop squabbling children, and enjoy some kino."}
+{"text":"Uh-uh, I don't seed."}
+{"text":"This anon gets it. When I reach the pearly gates, gonna have a chat with John about my ratio."}
+{"text":"going to bump it because its actually something useful"}
+{"text":"The Midnight Special King Biscuit Flower Hour Dr. Demento's syndicated radio show Don Kirschner's Rock Concert Similar: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fury (2014) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0a3da35b7925c58eb6d283e3f75ce8282ad7ee7d&dn=Fury%20%282014%29%20720p%20BrRip%20x264%20-%20YIFY&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.yify-torrents.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publichd.eu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"When is Avatar Fire and Ash going to be available? Is there some sort of website that will give me that information?"}
+{"text":"Tweetney thread 19 Stiff amounts of silicone edition Previous: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"it's actually on her own fansly too, just earlier in november"}
+{"text":"Last time, jannies banned my post because questions belong in the porn requests board So this time, here are a few of my favorite multi language movies/shows magnets:"}
+{"text":"[T4L4E].Last.Breath.(2025).4k.1604p.HDR10.BluRay.AV1.Opus.Multi-Audio-12.Multi-Subs-17 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:acdad95c155e6f502b9f1845938c10ce11aae527&dn=%5BT4L4E%5D.Last.Breath.(2025).4k.1604p.HDR10.BluRay.AV1.Opus.Multi-Audio-12.Multi-Subs-17&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"NOTE: ONLY SEEDING MY UPSCALES FOR 1 WEEK. PLEASE RE-UPLOAD AND SHARE IF YOU ARE A SEEDER/UPLOADER. I WILL UPLOAD TH REST OF MY EPISODES AS I MAKE THEM. CREATOR: [AZN-MUK] SHOW: Dragon Ball (1986) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I assume its because the upscale would make torrent size too big for the normie. but yeah"}
+{"text":"Hi everyone. I'm a low-budget independent filmmaker and wanted to share. Not claiming this is great. Genuinely interested in critique, especially pacing, music and ending. Genre: Comedy Runtime: 49 mins Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if this is somehow actually seeded I'll watch it"}
+{"text":"I'm back just because I'm so mad. This is truly what the kids call mid. No wonder foot guys take it up the ass everyday and like it"}
+{"text":"Sharing the Videos I've collected on my hard drive for years. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9085fa72e10b1f2b88f88ba6956ae9a8d04d3879"}
+{"text":"if this is a shill thread what exactly have we shilled here. PORN? I feel like this agent just fkd up"}
+{"text":"a full archive of all the scripts and videos being taken down on eroscripts soon"}
+{"text":"do you goons rly need something this advanced? can't you just visit baraag or something? don't you know japanese? what draws you to this. don't get mad I'm bumping I know the ageru rules"}
+{"text":"Just uploaded my first torrent to rutracker"}
+{"text":"Something's been bothering me. Does anyone know why the fuck so many music torrents on rutracker are uploaded as 'image+cue' instead of just individual tracks? Who the fuck wants an entire album as a single file where all the tracks are glued together? Why is this so widespread on that site? Am I missing something?"}
+{"text":"How is that works?"}
+{"text":"Is ANYONE interested in +400GB of FLUX, ILLUSTRIOUS and PONY data? Is it worth me posting a torrent of the data I have? Anyone know of any other sources not f*cked by the UK 'government' by their latest 'law' nobody asked for, that doesn't actually stop British kids seeing cunts/tits? TIA"}
+{"text":"Is this supposed to be code for something? I get that UK law cuckery, but what is it?"}
+{"text":"This shit sucked balls... No seriously it was a real bad movie A pseudo art movie.."}
+{"text":"This is a remarkable collection, thank you so much. Do you know if something similar exists for videos?"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btmh:1220b45acddd6ac1a3685184174e80f3496cb6c8bb2e314beaea1d78d4fc24ee5d05 date: 2025-10-26 by: Avery May contain deleted posts. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What did people even do before Gelbooru? Were there other sites? Surely the cavemen drawing on stone walls in neolithic France one day dreamed of a repository such as Gelbooru, where they could gaze upon any beauty at any time. This torrent serves to fufill the wishes of our ancestors, archiving all things good to protect them from the moral police that threaten it."}
+{"text":"Killing one porn thread at a time. Millennium (1989) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:E4DCE5B3F04E41EAFC359D0BC61D610AF16EF00B&dn=Millennium%20-%20Kris%20Kristofferson%20Sci-Fi%201989%20Eng%20Subs%201080p%20%5bH264-mp4%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f62.138.0.158%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2finferno.demonoid.pw%3a3418%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.ds.is%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fbt.xxx-tracker.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.open-internet.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2feddie4.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftorr.ws%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.cypherpunks.ru%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.0o.is%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fcoppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Farewell.to.the.King.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264-GUACAMOLE 9.3GB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1f51e78919921eda5b783a7fe8753a618a8063f5&dn=Farewell.to.the.King.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264-GUACAMOLE&xl=10455885275&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonoid.ch%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Most Recent events from all of combat sports across the world UFC Fight Night 263: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:43da24f2d73c2c0d4c457a4bd305b073249201da&dn=UFC%20Fight%20Night%20263&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet PRIDE full catalog: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0e3ff6373e91412157a3becf4b2be66819fee568&dn=%5BPRIDE%5D%20Full%20Colletion%20%281997-2007%29%20%5BBy%20SsabroS%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker3.itzmx.com%3A6961%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Frt.tace.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.acgnxtracker.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwww.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ds.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fvalakas.rollo.dnsabr.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcdn-2.gamecoast.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.si%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fdenis.stalker.upeer.me%3A6969%2Fannounce Looking for, ONE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"RIZIN New Year's Eve: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:32c582d5c63b0cf6a4e7ad8e069003b785ce0ea1&dn=Rizin%20-%20Shiwasu%20no%20Cho%20Tsuwamono%20Matsuri%20-%20Shaydullaev%20vs.%20Asakura.mkv&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt4.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet"}
+{"text":"The older I get, the more I return to the films my parents used to watch, and it reminds me of better times. Post any film (preferably of the \"classic-era\" variety) that brings you comfort."}
+{"text":"I'll point out just a handful that jump out at me. If you're in a musical mood  if you're in a mood for noir  and if you're in the mood for comedy"}
+{"text":"Or tv shows like Naked.Attraction, Tutti Frutti and etc . Except for movie nudity Naked.Attraction.magnet:?xt=urn:btih:cca3fa9f6dfe5c05de81842de66c01a2edb5aa8a&dn=naked-attraction&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"Thanks for this. Any more episodes of it? There's one episode (the one with Miss Bunny as the referee) that's easy to find on the tube sites, but this is the first time I ever saw another episode. Supposedly a handful were made and sold via their website on DVD"}
+{"text":"Hi everyone, MediaMan here. I decided that due to upcoming regulation regarding requiring digital ID in many parts of the world to access adult content, I would upload all of my edits to share with others via a torrent. The main focus of my work are anal edits and trans edits. There's something for everyone here (if you like trans/sissy/anal stuff. Emotional edits, horny anal edits, sissy stories, and even some horse stuff! Plenty of edits to watch if you also enjoy doing poppers while riding a toy or two! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3JQJPRVFPVQWF24FEPEG52P3F3ZXKTWG&dn=MediaManEdits&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"OP here. I messed up and deleted the files on my box by accident. Re-uploading is gonna be a pain, but it'll at least let me include the couple new videos. If anyone wants to try their hand at hosting it, all my videos can be downloaded at mediaman.space"}
+{"text":"This was a hard to get Roselip video where the only 4-5 torrents I could find of it were all dead, I was able to get the file via a special service, and want to help revive the main 9 year old torrent for it, there is a seeder so grab it while it lasts. Surely you guys know how to copy and paste a magnet link. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:18ac98bc3b24a3430dba2d790e6109c0d9a36638&dn=Roselip%200451%20-%20Azusa%20Fukami.wmv&xl=328326293&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonoid.ch%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.myporn.club%3A9337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.0x7c0.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ft.overflow.biz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.nyacat.pw%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeblog.cn%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Yes, watching a fully-clothed girl suck a tiny uncensored cock is truly the dream for all of us."}
+{"text":"old.sage.moe has most of the text content from chanarchive, and a lot more older stuff. No known backup of chanarchive images."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post your seed ratio! Also general seeding discussion, such as what you are currently seeding, how to optimize hardware/programs for seeding, and the ethics of seeding. FAQ Why should I bother seeding on public trackers, since there is no benefit to me? The way people act online is often analogous to how they act offline. By seeding, you are affirming that you will help others without expecting anything in return, which contributes to a healthy and high-trust society. Additionally, all of the people you are seeding for share your interests! Do I need a VPN to seed? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone mind helping with Dark Wolf (2003) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5D9FCB43CCC3F0BFB67DA0B5A590F291432A31CA&dn=Dark%20Wolf%202003%20DVD-RIP%20XviD%20by%20RBT&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post any collections of online courses, tutorials, guides, etc. Humble Bundle x Zenva - Complete Godot 2025 ~50 hours, 24 courses, 1080P MKV Includes all course files, notes, example projects, and assets Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"GODOT is a shitty game engine, but its completely free so if you want to make a few shitty projects to see how you like game dev its an alright tool for that, 90% of the skills you learn will be transferable to Unity, Unreal etc."}
+{"text":"where are the gravure torrents these days? is gravure even popular anymore? -- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"yea i know, it's just having a bunch of 2+ hour movies for the 5 minute scenes kinda blows"}
+{"text":"God bless you my man"}
+{"text":"Adult books, magazines, sleaze novels. If it's written porn I want it magnet:?xt=urn:btih:04EB41CC8C939DFEA23898A0C1CA80BBC72649D0&dn=700+Adult+Books+in+txt+format+%28some+with+covers%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"why tf are they pdfs and not txt files u egg"}
+{"text":"Post your stats so anons can judge"}
+{"text":"So after that crash, I decided that the best course of action was to uncap all my torrent upload speeds and just let that shit rip. You can see the results. Absolutely pegging the full gigabit available to me as much as possible. Whenever a popular torrent downloads I start to hit like 1.2gbps on my network for at least a few hours."}
+{"text":"I finally found it on a dating site! I am so happy i found a dick to rate! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bd6ea650f6fec2dd93c26c267eee2db33b11cdf1&dn=Chona%20Kilat%20penis%20rating%20collection%20.rar&xl=228992&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2720%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2740%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2770%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2740%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2770%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"what kind of humiliation virus is this"}
+{"text":"DO NOT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU THE EXIT WOUND WAS WHERE KIRK WAS SHOT. HE WAS SHOT FROM THE BACK RIGHT AND THE BULLET CAME OUT HIS LEFT FRONT SIDE OF HIS NECK. Possibly original recording from the front: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bf02d3428c2bd306eaf465587a5f5cd8929377bb&dn=shooting-of-charlie-kirk&xl=2245420&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce Larger torrents will be made as uncompressed video evidence is collected and saved."}
+{"text":"To honor Charlie's memory this month I'm gooning until my heart stops. #jerk4kirk"}
+{"text":"As we begin heading into comfy spooky Autumn with a Halloweeny vibe, let's gather shows that fall into the realms of conspiracy, science fiction and supernatural mystery"}
+{"text":"Here's the English DVD rip upscaled to 1080p Here's a normal x265 DVDRIP magnet:?xt=urn:btih:94fbcaa5a24f2b53ebc28337ccd61bf7d03f87f2&dn=The.Outer.Limits.(1995).S01-07.10bit.DVDRip.2CH.x265.HEVC&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4076a7ca3aeaaecaf1d048381097d890bea3a6eb&dn=ALSScan.com.2018.12.07.Czech%5F2018%5FCasting%5F4K.mp4&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.local%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fshubt.net%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.ch%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.kuroy.me%3A5944&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.uniondht.org%3A777%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"I forgot how much pee content those guys did."}
+{"text":"/BIG/ Big Insertion General 4 A place for any and all sluts that take giant dildos into either hole(or both). Discourse in the old thread showed that a thread for all our favorite hole whores was necessary, Tweetney posting still very much encouraged. Return of the Queen edition Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Empire Unmasked - Ryan Dawson (2017) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6f62c7d1efa0319330b73ec6d4c34b4464e3ee9b&dn=The+Empire+Unmasked+-+Ryan+Dawson+(2017).mp4&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce 9/11 Missing Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone have WASP - The Port Arthur Massacre do you have the new version called \"blitzkrieg\"? it was releases around Christmas Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The biggest gooner collection ever! Over 6 terabytes (24,000+ vids) of porn to fap your life away to! Enjoy ;) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dd185bff430e592254050a9fdd785ffc7a51964b&dn=The%20Great%20PMV%20Archive&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.520.jp%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.endpot.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.burnabyhighstar.com%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.acgnxtracker.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fuploads.gamecoast.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"any bukkake packs?"}
+{"text":"better to just grab the nnty one and call it a day, chilling on my external hdd rn and its a goldmine for any producer"}
+{"text":"Anons, I'm looking to preserve and archive as much of European culture as possible. I'm doing most of the work myself (will seed in a couple years when it's done,) but I was wondering if someone before me did this too? I'm not talking about /pol/ torrents, I already have 'em all. Not Hitler speeches, but european works Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No it ain't Fuck off kike"}
+{"text":"Seven Samurai (1954) - 1080p magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F7F2B473B8B16DDD5004CC9BF78249E252CEBBD1&dn=Seven.Samurai.1954.CRITERION.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"they did a new remaster? well shit. no point in getting the older bluray then. but the 4k would be even more expensive"}
+{"text":"Request torrent for David the animation 2025"}
+{"text":"Starting a new thread focused on documentaries, both film and series. I'll start it off with a small selection of the ones that I'm personally seeding: Apollo 11 1080p x265 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:83662A12758E863F887D254783A6839C7C07BBF8&dn=Apollo+11+%282019%29+%281080p+BluRay+x265+HEVC+10bit+AAC+5.1+Tigole%29+%5BQxR%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce Asia (2024 nature doc) 1080p x264 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The.Vietnam.War.2017.1080p.BluRay.AAC.x264-HANDJOB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7c3740cdfeb73f65c7e5919dee7aff58bf05da25&dn=The.Vietnam.War.2017.1080p.BluRay.AAC.x264-HANDJOB&xl=86565556290&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.free-tracker.ga%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fleet-tracker.moe%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moxing.party%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ffinbytes.org%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"British Television and Film thread"}
+{"text":"You're alright."}
+{"text":"Preggo and milky OF girl with huge nips. Disappeared and deactivated last year. A (nearly) complete rip of everything she's posted to OF and JFF. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:957dcdab729366b3b9370028f40eda7a58be016a&dn=cumNrise%20Milk%20Pack&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fttk2.nbaonlineservice.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tryhackx.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.theoks.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dump.cl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ft.overflow.biz%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"At least you got to fuck her. Those hormones at least got her vanilla ass to crave cock."}
+{"text":"100GB of previously unreleased soundboards and studio tracks of the Rock band Genesis: The Genesis Gigaleak Collection (1973-2007) What lays here is a treasure trove of previously uncirculated soundboards, audience recordings, and even multi-track mixdowns which have been withheld from the public - until now. Many of these were archived by the band's front of house tech (and longtime Showco employee) Craig Schertz. Some of these performances are alternate sources to pre-existing dates with audience recordings, but a few of these are completely unheard. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Not really, actually I listen to Seconds Out sometimes but I have played even stuff like And Then There Were Three and Duke 10x more (I like those albums). I guess I don't like live albums because I like to listen music while lying on a bed. Sometimes I fall asleep. I just don't like to hear talking to audience, long jokes etc when I'm almost sleeping. If you understand.. I'd rather choose some studio albums I've heard 100 times."}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bd7fa06196ff340d3efcbc33c0f177cc73471304&dn=Starbound%20v1.4.4%20source&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.moeking.me%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bitsearch.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fuploads.gamecoast.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.theoks.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.monitorit4.me%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.auctor.tv%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.4.babico.name.tr%3a3131%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fsanincode.com%3a6969%2fannounce This torrent is dedicated to two groups: - Chucklefish and especially Tiyuri for producing this piece of shit. Glad that it came to light that you weren't paying your employees and your career went down the drain, so you're not able to scam any more people out of their money. You always wanted to make the game open-source, so let me help you get a headstart on that. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"they already did, check open starbound and xStarbound"}
+{"text":"A lot of us are pajeets. Do you honestly think only quora is infested by pajeets? It’s only obvious there because of the real names. But pajeets are everywhere. Especially on 4chan."}
+{"text":"A collection of furry comics. A lot of this is vintage, pre-internet material - from the days when comics were sold mail-order or at cons. This is historically interesting, it defined the early days of the fandom. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:146a333e85f7cc31a193eaa266341c3c5d515c74&dn=Furry-Comic-History-V1&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.wepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.plx.im%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrust-demo.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.healthcareindia.store%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"are there any furry comic recommendation charts? like, best writing, best art, most horny, most weird, etc. want to read more furry comics but i'm not a furry so idk where or how to look (outside of places like kemono cafe)"}
+{"text":"Rachel Cook: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f234f85305b9d2e0f36848b41bb23efe2574d6c4&dn=Rachel%20Cook&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.520.jp%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fepider.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gbitt.info%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.burnabyhighstar.com%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"anyone has Lisa from amourangels? or Melena Maria in general?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have any recordings of adult swim? Those are comfy to sleep to. I've checked soulseek and the internet archive"}
+{"text":"Complete collection The best of City Pop, Vol. 1 - 40 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9493dd67a44820aa9bafe7a17dae5fcc536b3866&dn=The%20Best%20of%20City%20Pop&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.ctix.cn%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Simply perfect"}
+{"text":"This is a containment thread for all cosplayer related links to avoid having 10 different threads for a specific person. Please use this thread for posting links to or about cosplayers rather than making new threads for every girl Active megapacks: cosplay_photo_libraryV3 - this pack contains over 5TB of organized images from over 600 cosplayers, still ongoing Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's been a long time, but here we are again, It's that time of year! Grab (or request) a movie, get comfy, and come enjoy spooky season here! For all the young'uns out there, this thread is the Halloween /t/ staple. Ask for horror, post horror, talk about horror, or simply come and hang with us! There are surprises to come. Halloween 35th Anniversary Edition magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B54D36BD6F90963D756B67848A2A87F64B8B70B1&dn=Halloween+%281978%29+35th+Anniv+%281080p+BluRay+x265+HEVC+10bit+AAC+7.1+Tigole%29+%5BQxR%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce Halloween II Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any more like this?"}
+{"text":"As the title says, I will seed your text files. the only caveat is that it must not be AI generated. Beyond that, content does not matter as long as it's a file that can be read in notepad or an equivalent. High value items are as follows Books, manuals, etc. Recipes Old forum threads, or similar (Bonus points for interesting stuff) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Train on the classics, son."}
+{"text":"Hi everyone; I'm dumping a part of bdsm porn collection magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7c95dc17896580d40333d5e66d60f153fa551951&dn=videos&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Reflective Desire publish their own torrents, no need to go via random third parties."}
+{"text":"I love Christmas movies, The obscurer the better. Anyone got anything to share? I will start with \"Silent Night Deadly Night\" 6 movies magnet:?xt=urn:btih:CBDD53EA23060C2D75C4F43904CBEF4672C8B47A&dn=Silent+Night+Deadly+Night+-+Complete+6+Film+Collection+1984-2012&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2780%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post resources, software and tips. How's that project going, Anon? Random footage for video editing, some if not all is in 4K: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:45454856486472c0204c46f22b1ab89e2d703b68&dn=Footage"}
+{"text":"Anyone got a wondershare filmora? The one i bought digitally from an asian website that costs a dollar would ask me to upgrade to pro when i want to export vids to youtube."}
+{"text":"so ive been watchin tos s01 and is comfy af. problem is s02 torrents are stuck on downloading metadata any torrents with seeds would be appreciated. this is s01, still have seeders Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"STAR TREK ORIGINAL SERIES S1 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:122f0a4fa46f225e4935a07f24e0f87c5c8bb5fd&dn=Star%20Trek%201%C2%AA%20Temporada%20Completa%20&xl=10225958257&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80%2Fannounce S2 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for topless stuff magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1b94e7800a59ad5e80fde907e977747d25ade82c&dn=%5B+u-got-it-flaunt-it+%E2%80%94+VIDEO+2021%E2%80%932022+%5D&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"thanks for the info. the hunt continues."}
+{"text":"Two old fogies in a row who lack the energy to do the job. The most telling fact is he is doing this knowing there are cameras there and not giving a shit. He wakes up at one point and drifts back to sleep again. He doesn't give a shit at all because he knows voters don't seem to fucking care in either party."}
+{"text":"did the jannies go on strike"}
+{"text":"Btw if you're open to requests on cracking, do you mind dealing with Jawset Postshot's watermark?"}
+{"text":"Doctor who 1966-2024 including spinoffs magnet:?xt=urn:btih:sl6bwskijymk4oixoecrxkyp7abadr32&dn=Doctor%20Who&xl=604385456531&fc=1281"}
+{"text":"those retroactively ruin the tenth doctor they take the character who was obsessed with a 19 year old girl and make him gay it's best they're not included it was leftist but decent, now it's woke trash Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"it's an extremely large collection of weird ass fan art (pic related). I swear to god /t/ is where all the schitzos post."}
+{"text":"facist dypostian"}
+{"text":"Spiderhead (2022) it has bad reviews but I liked it. It's fun. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a09f285695b213db4d6ccc3fe2aed42e7df514b5&dn=Spiderhead%20%282022%29%20%5B1080p%5D%20%5BWEBRip%5D%20%5B5.1%5D%20%5BYTS.MX%5D&xl=2127416444&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337"}
+{"text":"Now that rutracker is dead, wat do?"}
+{"text":"Fuck private tracker jews!"}
+{"text":"86 Episodes of MonsterVision from 1997 - 2000, no new 2020 stuff! 140 JBB Drive-In Theatre intros only (no movies, go find them!) from 1989 - 1995 70 issues of the Joe Bob Report (We Are the Weird) zine from 1993 - 1995 6 JBB paperbacks published between 1988 - 2005 115GB Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WE NEED MORE SEEDERS For the love of god this needs more help HOW CAN I FIND THIS ELSEWHEREÉ!É!É!É"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for battles without honor and humanity movie series specifically, but anything is fine"}
+{"text":"Anyone have instructional courses and or site rips from sex coaches like Alexey Welsh or OMGYes Anything that passes as a tutorial is great. inb4 OP is an incel Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is it just me or is this incomplete? He says theres 8 fingering styles but only goes over 3 of them."}
+{"text":"Any good backups for Vimm in general? BIOS Files - Game Systems magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1DC068CE1C1B8901B3D66BFDDDB2017D408BEFD1&dn=BIOS+Files+-+Game+Systems%2C+Other+Stuff&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Feddie4.nl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce 371GB PSX ISOS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"993 GiB of original Xbox video games in Russian and maybe also English: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:16e953e8a8000f56b875369327077bb0ffa3babf&dn=XBOX_RUS_PACK&xl=1066738964250&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce Includes: Call of Duty - Finest Hour [T+Rus RUSBOX].7z Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Each archive contains a full year of popular posts from e621.net. Earlier years may be missing days when no images were uploaded. I will continue posting new archives as I continue to scrape the site. [2007] 11206 files magnet:?xt=urn:btih:42b89f160d4bd83807581f1151d8100678149cca&dn=e621_popular_2007.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce [2008] 8267 files Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok do it then. Not sure why you're bringing that up here though in the E621 thread"}
+{"text":"Old Dubs Thread I have Sailor Moon, Dic/Cloverway dub from the 90s. Season 1 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f78ff06e5e6f12d58a4995b18c2f3a2f0b4d4d2f&dn=Season%201&xl=27740830630&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tleechreload.org%2Fa%2Fc862600d4c8d1a760bac61b019e1b92f%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrentleech.org%2Fa%2Fc862600d4c8d1a760bac61b019e1b92f%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Super late to the party, but not late enough to claim Minako Aino as my eternal waifu. Love you Mina!"}
+{"text":"Magnet link for the large file: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ba031f1b19eb501808b6145641ea1a49e41bb6bd&xt=urn:btmh:122056121502a7164ef4d04873e2794ffa218d5e0532a919a409bba3c6c7a7cd0eb3&dn=iphone_ipadBackup.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce Magnet link for small file: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:78b84f3c43e6817e2cac39ade622c6c43e837521&xt=urn:btmh:1220a1e496143d634861911f7a5970b004d8414870bdf4c703051c58fdd0ad8a73b3&dn=icloudBackup.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You stupid faggot. Go dilate."}
+{"text":"Torrent Galaxy"}
+{"text":"Anybody have this book by chance? Drugs: Mind, Body, and Society, 2nd Edition: Martha Rosenthal ISBN: 9780197585283"}
+{"text":"post vr porn scenes that made you feel some connection to the girl. i'll post few examples of scenes that flicked that switch in my brain. it's not about the type of women you like, more about women that don't feel like they're acting. traits to look for: - talking in native language; - real eye contact; - general feeling of easiness, feeling welcome, or loved. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah its probably not, I was mostly just trying to collect all the Alice Otsu cosplay VR JAVs"}
+{"text":"no i'm the jontron guy"}
+{"text":"Isabel ‘Izzy’ Myers is the star of the new movie Protector also starring Milla Jovovich."}
+{"text":"I really wish shed wear something more tight than the loose fitting clothes she does in these Her flat chest being bared on camera would be peak, not sure if the trannies darkies and the foods making movies would let it happen tho"}
+{"text":"See I would absolutely love to see it in all its glory though"}
+{"text":"Yep  is a bonafide retard and idiot trying to shame others. Just ignore the jealous tranny As for the pic you were referring me me, its been already seen, saved and gooned to when it was posted. Frankly, I'd like seeing her in those more than these photoshoots where her body is purposefully hidden as if shes a fattie and wearing clothes 2 sizes larger to hide the flab Post more where she shoes off her body, its greatly appreciated from my end atleast"}
+{"text":"all things Sophia Lillis"}
+{"text":"Sophiafag wins again"}
+{"text":"If you consider \"Biggest HomoFag Of The Year\" award a win, sure"}
+{"text":"No. I find it easy to understand homosexuality and bisexuality… because both are *sexuality*. Just as heterosexuality, these orientations lust for masculinity or femininity. But my replicant is neither… indeed, like a fish. Ostensibly nothing to lust for. Now I'm jealous."}
+{"text":"Now I'm jealous. That was MY quints, damn it!"}
+{"text":"Once the transition begins, what will \"he\" go by? I'm thinking \"Bill\", but dubs decide"}
+{"text":"Hot milfs, gilfs, cougars, and wine aunts of Hollywood. Fans of bogged face milfs welcome."}
+{"text":"Patricia Arquette is peak MILF. She's so hot in Severance"}
+{"text":"Kathryn Hahn is not one of the most well known sex symbols of the 2000s lol"}
+{"text":"Not usually into her but the silver hair really works for her. Stroked myself just last night imagining her in a matching silver bikini sitting her fat ass down on Ms Casey's face"}
+{"text":"taking AI celeb requests before my credits run out, it will probably freak out with more than x3 subjects or wild positions but will give it a try"}
+{"text":"Scarlett Johansson and Florence Pugh hugging/holding each other front-to-front fully naked, if you would, please. If you can make it look like they're bickering with each other (not a full-blown argument, just slightly annoyed) while doing so, that'd be great, but that'd just be a bonus and you don't have to if it makes things more difficult."}
+{"text":"REQUESTS Lea Thompson, Kirsten Dunst, Lucy Lawless"}
+{"text":"To boldly go where no man has gone before, within production budget."}
+{"text":"Tarmanian ships are to cool for such ugly one episode species"}
+{"text":"So, what was its purpose? Galactic folding drive dreadnaught?"}
+{"text":"Red alert."}
+{"text":"Coolest space ship ever."}
+{"text":"Previous threads"}
+{"text":"|More Rosie Jones please? And does anyone remember Kitty Lea?"}
+{"text":"Mommy Mels bum"}
+{"text":"Younger days, current, whatever."}
+{"text":"Allison Christin Mack. Where are the images of her rituals?"}
+{"text":"No need to keep digging, you already struck gold!"}
+{"text":"she got dirtier there then in the trash compactor"}
+{"text":"Carrie?"}
+{"text":"Leia"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"Randomly ran across this pic and realized I've never seen a pic of pregnant Carrie before. Huh."}
+{"text":"he's back"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry your parent didn't love you enough to get you a small stuffed bear when you were an infant."}
+{"text":"FOOD PRODUCT #4"}
+{"text":"Eternal Xo thread continues."}
+{"text":"um wtf is happening in this webm"}
+{"text":"Audio?"}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"Insert penis in mouth and cum."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Preferably isometric or 3D."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year"}
+{"text":"Bertie piss bottle Beans is that canon?"}
+{"text":"Her house"}
+{"text":"It is in a delightful part of England with 0% diversity that she nevertheless constantly defends. Women of the Western upper class have no honour."}
+{"text":"damn bitch you live like this"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"so I guess the plan of getting stoned af didn't work out? (please continue"}
+{"text":"Based Evie"}
+{"text":"Genetic perfection"}
+{"text":"A focus group dedicated to the study of Jenna Ortega's face. ### Objectives 1. Post hi-res depictions of Jenna Ortega. Bonus points for OC. 2. Spot the differences between beauty and Ortega. 3. Explain your homosexuality. ### Chat history"}
+{"text":"Yeah on drugs"}
+{"text":"Look in the background on the bed it's a mirror with Coke on it"}
+{"text":"Impact simulations indicate that Ortega's sturdy cranium can withstand forces in excess of 10,000 newtons – and she doesn't even flinch. She's like a Boston Dynamics robodog: you kick her and she immediately bounces back."}
+{"text":"Mid 20s and already hit the wall and bogged"}
+{"text":"Foot in various positions"}
+{"text":"...and justice for all"}
+{"text":"vickybro to the rescue!"}
+{"text":"Why did you only post the ones where her perfect belly button is hidden?"}
+{"text":"I don’t have that many pics from this event in decent resolution where her navel is visible."}
+{"text":"Old one:"}
+{"text":"may i interest you in a nonfuzzy upscaler"}
+{"text":"yea its pretty dogshit but you can't turn it off its kling O1"}
+{"text":"A.k.a. Würstchen Coward. Are the celebs pre-trained or from reference images?"}
+{"text":"when you wake up and there are still no new pics"}
+{"text":"Whole board: 13 posts in 2 hours. Moderators killed /hr/ then ran away."}
+{"text":"New year, old wounds. Timeless eavenly beauty."}
+{"text":"Holy shit, finally found it."}
+{"text":"thats not the fabled TRL footage, that was a different appearance. she has a different shirt on in it as seen in pic related"}
+{"text":"I'll take anything that is new to me."}
+{"text":"Previosu Thread:"}
+{"text":"I took it on an Ektar H35 Haha, it's a scan -- Idk how to fix the angle Trying again, regardless. This is of Naples."}
+{"text":"Sorry anon; yep, This was in Florence"}
+{"text":"i fucking hate top hats"}
+{"text":"who hurt you? some 19th century business tycoon?"}
+{"text":"i want to lift up that dress flap and delve into the unknown if you get what i'm picking up"}
+{"text":"I would let her peg me, straight up"}
+{"text":"If you haven't yet, consider Emma Corrin"}
+{"text":"will she be my \"sister\" who likes to read books and cuddle close when it's cold outside?"}
+{"text":"idk. haven't watched any of her movies yet"}
+{"text":"Pretty Femboys Traps Trannies Last one reach limit"}
+{"text":"gulp"}
+{"text":"Girls with cute little cocks are so sexy, I want to play with them, flick them, suckle the little balls while stroking their cocks with 2 fingers. Yet big fat girl dicks make me drool, I want to gag on that meaty fuckstick, take it balls deep and still stick my tongue out to lick the balls full of cum. Duality. Only transgirls can offer two great things. Either a cute little peen, or a delicious fat cock. Something cisgirls cannot appreciate."}
+{"text":"Stacycayslays on the left"}
+{"text":"AMAZING don’t stop"}
+{"text":"babs has two b's in it, what letter is it missing?"}
+{"text":"a c! for how cute she is!"}
+{"text":"Commerical, Residential, Religious, Any"}
+{"text":"Nice of them to not have turned this one into a car park, like that other one."}
+{"text":"Denise Richards It's very hard to find her HQ stuff. Post some sources if you guys can find any."}
+{"text":"facts"}
+{"text":"Choli returns!"}
+{"text":"Charlotte so fine she even makes me horny for women I'm not attracted to through simple proximity"}
+{"text":"she makes me wanna have sex with her fans"}
+{"text":"The One Piece is real! Edition Appreciation for South Asian women. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"who's bottom left?"}
+{"text":"Komal Ilsanker."}
+{"text":"I did first playthrough, even doing a pacifist run. Its doable but quite hard."}
+{"text":"is it true that they give some of the animals bumholes ?"}
+{"text":"Can we have an Ice Spice thread? Thanks munchkins!"}
+{"text":"Analsex is all shes good for"}
+{"text":"Can we have an Ice Spice thread? YES WE CAN!"}
+{"text":"Too much ass for my little wet dick. I love her. This one is a fav. I love that beautiful negress ass in a thong. I would wear a condom and let her poop on my dick."}
+{"text":"I would cum so fast behind that. Perfect slut"}
+{"text":"New Jessica Biel thread"}
+{"text":"thread for some beautiful Israeli faceporn"}
+{"text":"Somehow you went beyond absolute faggotry."}
+{"text":"any one have the pics of her at some award show and shes sitting down at a table and arching her back and playing with her husbands(i assume) hair?"}
+{"text":"Best cosplay girl of all time."}
+{"text":"Is this just the new username for Helly Von Valentine/Disharmonica cosplayer?"}
+{"text":"What model/program are you using for upscale?"}
+{"text":"Weapon of Ass Destruction Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"hot based"}
+{"text":"Damn so this isn't shopped? I wonder if it was her or the producer who said, \"Great, now lets do one where you're pouring a bunch of kids into your mouth.\""}
+{"text":"She seems like the type who knows what vore is honestly."}
+{"text":"You mean the surrealist body horror comedian who used to write for Eric Andre? No waaaay. Why would she know about weird fetishes with bizarre imagery?"}
+{"text":"Not everyone knows who she is. But she knew what she was doing 100%."}
+{"text":"Maya Stucco mask from Palenque, 300-850AD, Photo from the INAH. Proyecto de Digitalización de las Colecciones Arqueológicas del Museo Nacional de Antropología --------- Are you anons okay with ceramic sculptures/figures, engraved reliefs, or stone mosaics? Or do you want to keep it to carved monolithic sculptures? I guess technically a stucco mask/bust is already not that, but it's less of a leap then the other things I'm asking about For those who are curious these depict boxers (as in, the combat sport), the \"mandalorian\" style helmet is pretty typical for Maya boxers."}
+{"text":"Were you the anon maybe 4 years ago that held that pre-Columbian /hr/ thread? The filename matches all the images I saved from that thread. Regarding the content posted, I'm happy that /hr/ still has at least a handful of non-porn threads. Post what you got! But this is not my thread."}
+{"text":"I may have been in the thread, but I don't think I made it, I have a shit ton of Mesoamerican images and I do infodumps on other boards, but I don't post on /hr/ frequently because often the images I want to post aren't high res enough, even if I have a lot of high res ones too."}
+{"text":"My Goddess! previous"}
+{"text":"this one"}
+{"text":"well shit last I was on the page it said it had been deleted"}
+{"text":"Aurora is so pretty."}
+{"text":"that kinda suits her actually"}
+{"text":"*whips out cock*"}
+{"text":"I protest. She is not."}
+{"text":"You people are disgusting, that's why women have you guys. Don't mind them, aurora."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"i prefer to imagine myself having sex with women, not other men, and i don't have a racist homoerotic fetish"}
+{"text":"Thread ruined."}
+{"text":"Die mad"}
+{"text":"tranime"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Frontwoman of Paramore and beauty icon."}
+{"text":"\"Through the hourglass I saw you\""}
+{"text":"You are the only exception~"}
+{"text":"It's been a while, bros"}
+{"text":"She is so amazingly gorgeous. That smile is just glowing."}
+{"text":"She actually released a video indoor climbing showcasing her amazing tight ass."}
+{"text":"We know"}
+{"text":"She already looks like a granny"}
+{"text":"Only to an uncouth, mentally ill troon"}
+{"text":"my favorite Polish woman"}
+{"text":"Bane?"}
+{"text":"she's a big girl"}
+{"text":"not polish"}
+{"text":"I wish Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo would get bred"}
+{"text":"36 retard bux on the way"}
+{"text":"Can you imagine being her and having all that money and fame and every time a guy fucks you you have to either go fdau or with a bag on your face?"}
+{"text":"You were always on his mind edition."}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 246 posts"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"I also laughed at the thought of \"her\" having a girthy 8.5 incher. \"She\" might though"}
+{"text":"A real life angel"}
+{"text":"Success and prosperity to those who love Chase"}
+{"text":"She cute"}
+{"text":"No lewds? What a coward"}
+{"text":"Chase is not for lewd thank you"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Emily Browning wake up girl"}
+{"text":"Heavily based"}
+{"text":"It's the beautiful hazel eyes that get me. And the mouth. Oh lordy the mouth."}
+{"text":"Isabela Merced. American actress and beauty icon."}
+{"text":"Papi, saca ese pito Mmm que rico, me tienes bien caliente Spreads her little latina pussy for you"}
+{"text":"I don't know what any of that mexican jibber jabber means but if Moner said it to me I'd be rock hard. Literally fucking diamonds."}
+{"text":"I want to see Moner moan"}
+{"text":"With today's technology, you can see that in about two minutes from reading this message."}
+{"text":"I want her pussy in real life to pulsate on my cock"}
+{"text":"New years eve cleavage edition"}
+{"text":"Spectacular"}
+{"text":"I need to blow my load to her"}
+{"text":"More glorious Maisie"}
+{"text":"Driving me crazy"}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"Summer Glau, a former queen of sci-fi."}
+{"text":"I'd put a crazy straw in her ass and make her blow bubbles into my milkshake"}
+{"text":"So... what happened to her?"}
+{"text":"Babies! Five hundred of them."}
+{"text":"I <3 Jewish tits BASED"}
+{"text":"Eva Green in The Dreamers is the pinnacle of eroticism."}
+{"text":"Very true!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Angelic blonde PAWG"}
+{"text":"gyatt"}
+{"text":"cankles meh"}
+{"text":"smelly shitskins think they have a chance with her kek, my sides"}
+{"text":"Still better than any modern stars"}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"I grew up in Länsi-Pasila but we hanged out in Itä-Pasila a lot and it's funny how I immediately recognized this building. Ugly but extremely comfy area."}
+{"text":"Sara Jean Underwood"}
+{"text":"Did she also get calf implants?"}
+{"text":"99% plastic"}
+{"text":"it's fantastic"}
+{"text":"I dgaf her tits are even bigger and more squeezable"}
+{"text":"Tomás Sánchez Cuban painter and engraver, known for his landscapes."}
+{"text":"Thank you for sharing."}
+{"text":"Great finding. I hope to find some like this for the works of Zdzisław Beksiński."}
+{"text":"Kinda sad how that keeps happening. In the early days of the internet people was relly into sharing/preserving stuff through copy/paste but nowdays muh copyrights is hurting all."}
+{"text":"Still have a fair few left, but the cream of the crop is done."}
+{"text":"Post, talk about and masturbate to high resolution images of Natalie Hershlag Portman"}
+{"text":"Looks so fucking old with her hair pulled up like that Does she not realize that she's not 20 anymore? Put your hair down, it'll take away from the wrinkles and saggy skin instead of drawing attention to them."}
+{"text":"personally i don't think id be able to resist coating her face"}
+{"text":"any man who would cum someplace other than on a woman's cervix has issues"}
+{"text":"I would have issues all over every inch of her body inside and out. Those issues would be cums if you know what I'm saying"}
+{"text":"those roots Not a natural blonde?"}
+{"text":"I thought it was AI of her doing the punching Pepe meme at first"}
+{"text":"Nice pits god damn"}
+{"text":"jews will never be white"}
+{"text":"The best Blacked content from yesteryear Requests Welcome"}
+{"text":"The goddess poki"}
+{"text":"are the rumors about poki true?"}
+{"text":"yes. She has smelly feets"}
+{"text":"How do her feet smell? They don't have any olfactory function."}
+{"text":"Her poki toots are indeed putrid and vomit inducing"}
+{"text":"yes, poki has soft soles"}
+{"text":"The most beautiful girl in the world"}
+{"text":"Lovely cockrest"}
+{"text":"I want to tear her pantyhose backstage"}
+{"text":"BRAAAAAAAAP"}
+{"text":"Rae, Addison"}
+{"text":"Getting fat in a bad way"}
+{"text":"That's why it's so hot."}
+{"text":"So gay"}
+{"text":"Alicia Witt"}
+{"text":"The Backbone of Battlefield Might"}
+{"text":"Thanks to MBB nosebleeds now give me wood."}
+{"text":"Once it goes in for the first time."}
+{"text":"Rock hard, thick and throbbing to this"}
+{"text":"spillie for millie!"}
+{"text":"Hank Hill ass lol"}
+{"text":"marries a prime young actress acne, even on chest stretch marks adopts a baby rather you getting to cum in her 2-3 times a day"}
+{"text":"Francesca Capaldi. American actress and redhead goddess."}
+{"text":"I love this ginger like you wouldn't believe. Bought some bras from her but she washed them :((("}
+{"text":"Same, anon. Except the bra thing. If I’m going to get a bra from her, I want it to still be radiating the heat from her glorious body."}
+{"text":"new poshmark items instantly sell out. You guys are impressive."}
+{"text":"do any of them have any bloodstains i wonder"}
+{"text":"Ozempic face deranged"}
+{"text":"cutiepieeeeee"}
+{"text":"unf"}
+{"text":"far out she can really get a cock going"}
+{"text":"Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch"}
+{"text":"Born Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch August 18, 1994 (age 31) Port Orchard, Washington, U.S. Citizenship: United States | South Africa So she has an n-word pass."}
+{"text":"Any depiction of him"}
+{"text":"love this lil nibba"}
+{"text":"Flying machines of any kind."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"this, other than going off the deep end with shit tats she has looked amazing over the past few years"}
+{"text":"I want her to breed me."}
+{"text":"This bitch hasn't been relevant in 15 years."}
+{"text":"Cara was never really relevant she was always a C list nepobaby who comes from old money. But she's still super cute."}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"These men are making bicycles."}
+{"text":"Comfy"}
+{"text":"123 Pictures + Cover Cathleen A Age when shot: 21 Eye color: blue Hair color: brown Height: 163cm Weight: 48kg Breast size: small Measurements: 79/56/76 Country: Ukraine Ethnicity: Caucasian Bio: I am a girl of 20 and I am a student. I am a very emotional, quick-tempered and creative person. I love meeting interesting people who can share their experiences. Nighttime, autumn, nature, business, good design, my body and sex are most of my favorite things. I always wished to see myself in photos and pictures, therefore I began to work as model. It gives me an opportunity to present my body and private emotions for people who admire beauty of a female body. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"havent had a chance to look through this or the last 3-4 threads, but the Alessa Z - Lucky Us set was nice. she has a really cute body."}
+{"text":"Female politicians from European Union member states only."}
+{"text":"When will she finally peg me"}
+{"text":"such a pretty goddess"}
+{"text":"another day another load for mommy sanna"}
+{"text":"The hottest Latina whore"}
+{"text":"great thread and she is hot AF gay chuds should just fuck off tbqh, why are you even in this thread"}
+{"text":"shit thread and she is fake as fuck brown redditors should should just kys 2bh. why are even on this site? FTFY"}
+{"text":"Worse, Chechens are now fighting for Russia. Ivan Chesnokov is rotating at high speed in his grave."}
+{"text":"A WIP collage of weapons used by Mesoamerican civilizations like the Aztec and Maya"}
+{"text":"Crops and Machines; we are so back"}
+{"text":"Taiwan"}
+{"text":"definitely not in that picture, but yes nowadays most new equipment has autoguidance and steering so there isn't much one needs to do except unload and stay awake"}
+{"text":"Chinampa plots and canals at Xochimilco Chinampas are artificial islands made by staking out sections of lakes/wetlands to fill with layers of soil and trees to anchor it to the lakebed with canals left between plots, both keeping local ecology intact while creating additional land for urbanization or more strictly for agriculture, where they act as hydroponic farms or gardens, and also help reduce flooding and wind erosion. They were widely used by the Aztec (where they made up the majority of the land Tenochtitlan, their capital city, was built on) but due to the lake system around what's now Mexico City being drained, fell out of favor, with only some Chinampa plots left today in the few areas of surviving lakes/canals, primarily at Xochimilco, with the surviving chinampas under threat due to continued water table loss, pollution, and urbanization, which also threatens the Axolotl, since the canals and lakes make up their natural habitat"}
+{"text":"Swedish singer"}
+{"text":"those grapes were sour anyway"}
+{"text":"posted from my iToddler pad signed by Lanski"}
+{"text":"Goddess Elle thread!"}
+{"text":"based trash"}
+{"text":"She was fucking this guy for 5 years Sure, Jan."}
+{"text":"Why don't you make a thread for the ugly bitch then? Oh thats right because she is repulsive and it would be just you in the thread so you have to come here and troll like a pathetic loser"}
+{"text":"Elle has a better face and ass than Dakota. Sry but there's really no contest."}
+{"text":"It's that time again, where we vote for who will become /hr/'s official queen for the rest of the year. You voted, and unsurprisingly it's come down to three finalists you probably saw coming. Who will win this years Queen of /hr/?"}
+{"text":"Formidable digits, my friend."}
+{"text":"Deus vult!"}
+{"text":"Hilary Duff. The perfect PAWG MILF."}
+{"text":"does that mean she's going to masturbate"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Got it wrong. That's what they *eat*."}
+{"text":"sharing a 20 piece nugget and large fries dirty dumb consumer scum"}
+{"text":"You did good, Charlie..."}
+{"text":"any scenes of her giving a lap dance or striptease?"}
+{"text":"Let's get a thread going for the Cuban goddess"}
+{"text":"I have pics from that show but not what you're describing in particular"}
+{"text":"best olsen"}
+{"text":"its like when the two main digimon fusion digivolve at the end of a season and combine into something OP"}
+{"text":"I have no idea what you are talking about..."}
+{"text":"2 digimon become 1 super digimon"}
+{"text":"If you say so..."}
+{"text":"New year, new Milly"}
+{"text":"On the cover for Forbes Australia '30 Under 30' (2025)"}
+{"text":"Or other metart/femjoy models"}
+{"text":"Piano Goddess"}
+{"text":"old thread got Thanos'd during outage"}
+{"text":"An electric powered swing bridge from the 19th century."}
+{"text":"Sea Cliff Bridge Australia."}
+{"text":"From the other direction."}
+{"text":"Old Dee Bridge Chester."}
+{"text":"The serene darkness of the quiet hours on Earth"}
+{"text":"Steve Franssen your gayness is gay"}
+{"text":"excellent thread. first saw her in 3 body problem and then alien: earth. i don't think i've been on HR in years but came on here after nikki cox emerged in my mind bc of some unrelated ai image, found some highres images of her, and bam, i'm back. you guys don't miss a beat."}
+{"text":"Best mouth in the business"}
+{"text":"World's Best Food"}
+{"text":"The prettiest role in all the isles"}
+{"text":"Bump!"}
+{"text":"Sadie Sink. An American actress and redhead beauty."}
+{"text":"She’s so beautiful that she makes me yearn to lick her stubly pits."}
+{"text":"She's cute but she has a resting bitch face. Probably a huge cunt irl"}
+{"text":"She’s so beautiful that she makes me yearn to lick her stubly pits. You're such a faggot that you make Sadie sick."}
+{"text":"That's sadiesistic."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite jewelry"}
+{"text":"Yeah, boyeeeeee!"}
+{"text":"That would be useful for my local hiking trails"}
+{"text":"I didn’t even know that kind of wheel was possible"}
+{"text":"dumb thumbnails made me think she was walking around with exposed back, should've known it was just her hair"}
+{"text":"Impressive, at such an early age it must be incredibly difficult to have such developed legs, I mean, these take several years to grow this defined."}
+{"text":"looks italian"}
+{"text":"You are a giant retard"}
+{"text":"Been a while."}
+{"text":"Neeko is such tease love her"}
+{"text":"shes one of the few streamers who embraces her gooners, love her"}
+{"text":"High resulution bumholes and pussies"}
+{"text":"I imagine it's like getting your ballsack nibbled on, just without the balls."}
+{"text":"Need more Zoey"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"That's flora, from hegre art"}
+{"text":"Milktruck has arrived"}
+{"text":"Not her real nipples unfortunately. It is a Skims bra with built in nipples."}
+{"text":"Aw"}
+{"text":"Here is how i see it. She loves to show nips. You know it, I know it, she knows it. Im figuring that she knew the fabric was too powerful for her real nips so she used that nipple bra."}
+{"text":"I need 2 of these at the edge of my bed"}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"Katherine Heigl"}
+{"text":"He can't stop thinking about her edition."}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 247 posts"}
+{"text":"How does one obtain this level of Autism?"}
+{"text":"It is and isn't autism, depending on which thing you refer to as \"autism\". If autism is indexing Snood threads… then one shouldn't be here without autism. It's the minimum decency. Therefore your question is valid only if autism is making Snood threads without indexing, which is broadly haraam."}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"You I like. Continue your ways."}
+{"text":"It's been a while."}
+{"text":"It does look like she lost weight but she looks good."}
+{"text":"Eh"}
+{"text":"Cleaned, by me"}
+{"text":"i liked her a little chunky"}
+{"text":"He's literally obsessed, so let's help him out edition."}
+{"text":"Difficult to look at, honestly"}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 244 posts"}
+{"text":"Snood lost"}
+{"text":"Surprised I haven't seen more threads with her."}
+{"text":"Stop bumping this walled hag's thread you fucking dumbasses."}
+{"text":"Maya's voice is cute"}
+{"text":"Really is. She's kinda plain looking so I was never into her until I heard her speak."}
+{"text":"that and seeing her moms influence coming through in her mannerisms and such is nice"}
+{"text":"It’s been too long barb gooners"}
+{"text":"insulting someone for having standards because \"it's the current year\" isn't the gotcha you think it is, champ"}
+{"text":"You're trying too hard"}
+{"text":"More of the world's best woman."}
+{"text":"Snap! I missed it, happy belated birthday Harper anon! Cheers to another fantastic year! The thread is gonna hit the bump limit soon :("}
+{"text":"Thanks, I really appreciate that man! The thread is gonna hit the bump limit soon :( It's hitting bump limit right now :) threads here stop bumping at 299 replies."}
+{"text":"Well, that's a wrap! After over a year of Harperposting on /hr/, I have decided to take a break from this board; I may pop in sometime to contribute to other threads if they catch my eye. I will remain active on /tv/ in the usual places so you know where to find me if necessary. A big thanks to everyone that contributed to these threads over the last year. Peace!!"}
+{"text":"And here I was thinking you'd create this board's first Isabelle Huppert thread!"}
+{"text":"Funny you bring that up, I've considered making an /hr/ Huppert thread many times but Jess has always been my top priority! Mark my words, next thread I make here it'll be one for her."}
+{"text":"Hot milf"}
+{"text":"only in a teasing way women dont know what this means. they just play dumb and hope you dont call them on their bullshit until its sexytime."}
+{"text":"chud"}
+{"text":"simp faggot retard"}
+{"text":"Calls \"faggot\" to someone who is defending a woman Let me tell you again, CHUD"}
+{"text":"triggered by being called a faggot on 4chan go back and stay go"}
+{"text":"Sexy Legs Edition"}
+{"text":"Love Hailee in thigh highs."}
+{"text":"Deux Lipa"}
+{"text":"who am i supposed to look at this goddess and not want to suck cock for her?"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"God I want to kiss that ass"}
+{"text":"SEXOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"I want to lick that ass"}
+{"text":"Oh shit, I forgot"}
+{"text":"was wondering if someone was going to do it."}
+{"text":"Sexy cuban ass"}
+{"text":"she likes to play Horseshoe with her dirty underwear and my PP"}
+{"text":"bump?"}
+{"text":"Bangable"}
+{"text":"always has been"}
+{"text":"Forest Thread"}
+{"text":"Are those ash trees?"}
+{"text":"Bumping"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"best dress ever"}
+{"text":"chin like Schumacher"}
+{"text":"Sommer Ray, that is. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Shooting blackedraw with jason luv."}
+{"text":"mindbroken faggot"}
+{"text":"Dakota Fanning thread."}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous Colombian fashion model"}
+{"text":"Bonus Points For Louboutins"}
+{"text":"would, 100%"}
+{"text":"cute feets"}
+{"text":"There was a day this woman used to run this place."}
+{"text":"beautiful woman, terrible OP. once this dies I'll see about making a better one"}
+{"text":"Bimbo goddess"}
+{"text":"Daisy Ridley Ass Worship General"}
+{"text":"Nice."}
+{"text":"Yeah what a weird choice of heels"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"80 Pictures + Cover Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"That thigh gap is criminal"}
+{"text":"Sexy, busty, smirky."}
+{"text":"Anyone But You made 220 million on a 25 million budget. It was by any metric a succcess. Especially since it was a romcom, and those had been flagging for a while."}
+{"text":"35 million budget"}
+{"text":"Tiffany Sloan, Miss October 1992"}
+{"text":"Thanks man! Depth is great on this one. 1967-10 Reagan Wilson"}
+{"text":"need more pics of her perfection"}
+{"text":"there is already a daddy thread"}
+{"text":"89 Pictures + Cover Chanel Fenn Age when shot: 21 Eye color: green Hair color: blonde Height: 165cm Weight: 50kg Breast size: small Measurements: 89/61/89 Country: Russian Federation Ethnicity: Caucasian Bio: My name is Chanel Fenn. I am a student. I love traveling very much and would like to travel the whole world. In my free time I watch TV shows and play video games. Madly in love with animals and pasta Why did I decide to become a model? I love fooling around on the camera, it cheers me up and turns on. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"she's cute"}
+{"text":"fuck off retard posting duplicate threads for literal who e-celeb trash"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"to be fair to OP there are like 10 emma threads right now. so why not poki"}
+{"text":"perhaps the moderation staff ought to actually do their fucking job"}
+{"text":"Caley Cowan"}
+{"text":"Yay, random bitch #999999999!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"only because you bumped it"}
+{"text":"Swiss Miss edition"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 245 posts"}
+{"text":"Snood lost"}
+{"text":"neckfu emma even mogs elle"}
+{"text":"Daphne the GOAT"}
+{"text":"Upscale, due to size minimum"}
+{"text":"And of course Lieke. Who wasn't at the Euro's, but this thread is dead. So who really cares anymore."}
+{"text":"/gif/ is dedicated to NSFW gifs &webm files. Please review the following rules to ensure your posts contribute to the overall board. 1. Do not request. All requests belong in 2. Contribute 2 or more additional related images when starting a thread (in addition to the OP). 3. Report rule-breaking posts and threads. Use the inline extension for easier access to this feature (Settings>Recommended>Report Button>Save) 4. If you know the source of a given image, please provide it directly. Do not respond to sauce beggars. The Global Rules apply as well. Provide good content and report infringing posts. You can hide this thread by clicking the \"[-]\" icon to the left."}
+{"text":"Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This includes questionable content from Omegle, Chatroulette, Gifyo, etc. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site."}
+{"text":"Post your final results Grok Imagine is now officially dead. Text to image to video is work but its heavily moderated image to video is officially dead image edit is officially dead Elon give in to pressure. Its over."}
+{"text":"There's step by step tutorials for setting things up. for a 5 second video that might have shit results. Just like how grok can also have shit results or just get content moderated. Local lets you do whatever you want and you can start pumping good videos out nonstop once you've gotten the hang of things."}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"There are no definitive tutorials. All are scattered all over the place."}
+{"text":"i just used \"film screencap, grainy footage,\", but an anon had great success with \"A 1960s sci-fi erotic film still\" a few days ago, his gens looked like they were legit from a movie."}
+{"text":"She WOULD do that"}
+{"text":"free will 1/4"}
+{"text":"me but my house is clean and tidy and I don't look like that"}
+{"text":"already saved the link. it's just an autistic thing of mine, where I notice something is missing and is not where I want it to be. whatever fuck it"}
+{"text":"dare i ask if you've tried removing the script and re-adding"}
+{"text":"webms that make you wanna suck cock (actually post some good shit)"}
+{"text":"sigh. i miss high school/college parties."}
+{"text":"Glory holes are fun you should try it. The best I've had is 3 loads shot on me which I left to dry and walked out. I was 32. I want to go back I might today."}
+{"text":"super fun. i have one setup in my garage. I'll open it on weekends sometimes and usually get 3 - 5 guys a day. during the lockdown I got 15 in one day...and didn't even catch covid (or anything else, thankfully)"}
+{"text":"Wow do you guys really like this stuff"}
+{"text":"anyone know the sauce for this?"}
+{"text":"Posting this to use on another board."}
+{"text":"Eat half a meal and put the rest in the fridge for another day. Nobody would believe it."}
+{"text":"Very cool, thank you for going through the effort. I disagree, though. Not to be mean and with all respect, but your 960x1280 generation doesn't seem to be a very good representation of what WAN can do, with the details of her face shifting around a lot. Which sampler and scheduler are you using? What upscaler were you using? In my experience, there's stil some clarity to gain after that point. I can definitely tell the difference between genning at 640x960 and 1024x1536, especially with details like eyelashes and irises. 640x960 (or 960x720) is definitely good enough, though, especially with the former taking about 100 seconds and the latter clocking in at like 450."}
+{"text":"BridalMask da goat"}
+{"text":"No cap"}
+{"text":"No offense taken. I was disappointed with my result and would love to be pointed in a better direction. I'm using Euler and Beta. I have no idea why I picked those, it was months ago. They may have been the default in the workflow I was bastardizing? And RealESRGAN_2X for the upscaler."}
+{"text":"Yet here you are"}
+{"text":"Yeah in the incest thread trying to jerk off to incest while you niggers ruin the vibe, take it to r9k"}
+{"text":"who do you blame who is slaughtering in iran? The government of Iran. Inb4 you say they are muslim, and that is why they are killing heretics, they are not killing \"heretics\" but those who want the regime change, they are thus vilified and labeled as heretics, even if you are a good muslim or whatever tf they have over there. Regime change is like one ticket to god in any country. women taking off hijab Oh sweet summer child. Women take off hijab because it is autocratic conservative cuck country and they had enough of it. Muslim Women in other muslim and non-muslim country are happily wearing hijab(conditioned by their religion yes, why would I care about their beliefs?)"}
+{"text":"Sorry anons it was my mistake in engaging with this convo, my mood is also ruined."}
+{"text":"I experienced real incest, you imagine it, the difference between us means nothing to me."}
+{"text":"Men on women only. Be patient...captcha sux"}
+{"text":"lurk more fag"}
+{"text":"Her ass looks so loose, you just know she's wearing adult diapers now."}
+{"text":"looking for a couple vids, both the girl orgasms from anal, one's where the girl is wearing heels. eeling the dick in her ass while the guy cuddles with her, the other one is this where the guy keeps slapping the chick's pussy."}
+{"text":"cool, post them when you've found them"}
+{"text":"that is not how it works"}
+{"text":"Everything pertaining to blk bois submitting to massa: bottoming, feminized, receiving beatdowns, plapping, etc."}
+{"text":"does anal count?"}
+{"text":"Collection Organisation Edition - post webms that haven't seen the light of day in a while or things you find tucked away that you lost As always, all solo female welcome - amateur preferred, enjoyment preferred Source Guides: -Check titles and watermarks (search using quotation marks to find exact matches in search engines, use \"site:insertsitehere\" to check the major tube sites as internal searches are dogshit) -Redgifs URLs (3 random word filenames, select share on any redgifs video to obtain a unique video url and replace with the 3 word string) trip for OP purposes"}
+{"text":"mine in the wild"}
+{"text":"He got game."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"based elephant, but how does the entire town not have 1 gun to shoot it?"}
+{"text":"Post any gif porn that you have"}
+{"text":"My favorite place to be My second favorite place to be."}
+{"text":"Me too anon, but with the order switched. I find chicks way more likely to want to suck your dick than want you to lick their cunt."}
+{"text":"I don't even engage with chicks that don't want it eaten"}
+{"text":"Gifgasm"}
+{"text":"none of these gifs should be over 1mb, or no? im confused"}
+{"text":"Just asian girls showing their bodies NO MEN NO DICKS NO RACEBAITING"}
+{"text":"Code please?"}
+{"text":"bout that time"}
+{"text":"this one isnt on there do you know where I can find it in HD?"}
+{"text":"It is on there. The video is titled: M0xime1 \"Notice\" hmv. It's on the afforementioned Fishfriday channel."}
+{"text":"Loba is bi retard"}
+{"text":"Literally all of these are fictional characters, you need to get outside more, none of these characters are going to see you defending their fictional characteristics and fall in love with you."}
+{"text":"Only post the cutest petite girls enjoying themselves and their desires. Any race, any kink, as long as they are smol and pretty. No censored, pixelated shit. Must show their tiny twats."}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"I'd pay $1,000 to have that bitch rough me up like that."}
+{"text":"Roastie holding phone: \"Call 9-1-1.\""}
+{"text":"I've seen loads of these types of videos but this one made me feel like I was about to faint idk what about this video caused maybe I'm just a bitch"}
+{"text":"Something about watching unathletic people struggle to do basic human movements really pisses me off."}
+{"text":"REAL cuck thread, amateur only, would love to see what other realistic stuff people collected"}
+{"text":"I really enjoy these, I generally don't prefer FMF because I prefer one partner at a time, so having wives/girlfriends watch their wife/girlfriend with me is so much better."}
+{"text":"The socks always make me laugh, trailer trash confirmed"}
+{"text":"I mean, anything an incel does is cringe, the only purpose to life is reproduction so they are literal failures, but women in porn aren't even \"sluts\" by definition, sluts fuck nearly anyone for free because they love sex and \"porn\" is \"depiction of prostitution\" so they are incompatible terms"}
+{"text":"Source pls"}
+{"text":"tit fuck thread!! haven't seen one in weeks"}
+{"text":"Any footage from the ongoing conflict in Ukraine"}
+{"text":"massive chest orbs and wobbly bbl booties trans welcome as long as it's tits/ass focused"}
+{"text":"Whats the thought process of getting those GIGA BAZONGAS?"}
+{"text":"quickly realize you're with a man because bone structure is obvious as fuck. What? These are women."}
+{"text":"Nevermind mind I read that wrong"}
+{"text":"eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread."}
+{"text":"Niggers can’t be femboys"}
+{"text":"MsCharlotte_s2"}
+{"text":"perfect fuckhole"}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have Miley Cyrus?"}
+{"text":"katiclyzm, anti-porn youtuber"}
+{"text":"Everyone except White people has an ethnic network, and this is by (((design)))"}
+{"text":"Everyone except White people has an ethnic network, and this is by (((design))) I don't agree. Too simplistic. It's not about skin colour. The 12 richest individuals referenced in Oxfam's reports (such as the 2019 edition citing 26 billionaires, evolving from earlier versions with 8 or 12) are predominantly white/Caucasian men of European descent. For you all Indians are the same but it's about being Indians within cast system. Read and educate yourself: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste_system_in_India The same Europeans, not every white European equals the same. Connected families and aristocracy in Europe matter. Family networks counts. For example in Polin/Poland everyone speaks Polish and apparently everyone is equal but it's not true. If a policeman, someone with connection (eg Sebastiana Majtczaka a jew face), a procurator,an army soldier kill in a car accident then don't go to jail.. To solve the issue society needs to become more 'brutal' and kill the rules despite skin colour without caring about law or government. The law exists to keep you enslaved. It's okay to kill but not to murder. Killing a politician, policeman or businessman is fine. They are murderers for example Morawiecki killed so many people with all the COVID rules he introduced himself."}
+{"text":"They are going to replace whites according to the plan: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalergi_Plan"}
+{"text":"You used too. Till your masters convinced you to give it up because youre the same colour as them. Oh and gave you d non white race as your enemy who is st fault fif all of your problems. Was easy sucker your born slave race into believing it."}
+{"text":"No, go somewhere where whites aren't the majority and there absolutely is a \"network\", it was actually both awesome and a little strange showing up in China and being immediately \"accepted\" into the expat community if even at just a basic level solely based on my whiteness. This is even true for languages, go somewhere like Spain and there's definitely an \"English network\"."}
+{"text":"english dub"}
+{"text":"massage thread"}
+{"text":"up"}
+{"text":"I am just curious. She has a lot of moles on her right breast. Is that normal?"}
+{"text":"One of his better finishers"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"Clips that /pol/ would approve of."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is that all about?"}
+{"text":"look at a book it's called reading"}
+{"text":"no dudes no mtfs only real girls no poop no farts you have your own thread for that shit"}
+{"text":"Holy shit source ?"}
+{"text":"ITT we post about Pegging, Ballbusting, and other Femdom shit."}
+{"text":"Whats her Twitter handle? Does she only do Club Q exclusively or she does do her own sessions on her private time."}
+{"text":"i've only ever seen her on clubq"}
+{"text":"The only trauma i have is not having relationships with girls my age now im close to 30 and see young broke couples having what they believe is true love. I dunno how that ties into me wanting to have women squeeze their thighs and asscheeks on my face but i’ll just say theres a reason for it"}
+{"text":"Bumping for more facesitting"}
+{"text":"more Chinese pegging?"}
+{"text":"Candid Thread 30134352"}
+{"text":"we said candid thread, not cellulite thread"}
+{"text":"What do I search, bunkr doesnt find vcishoots"}
+{"text":"Anyone here done interpolation before? Say 30 to 90 fps? I have a question for you thread subject ;)"}
+{"text":"scat thread"}
+{"text":"Back when everyone was horny"}
+{"text":"There was a girl I followed in 2020-21, I think she was south African but she was a white brunette. I wish I could remember her name, she was real cute and had a super toned tummy(vid not related)"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately came late to the party for both of these. Anyone able to reup at all?"}
+{"text":"Latinas taking BWC, solo is welcome too"}
+{"text":"All those years wasted in the gym while chicks with 10/10 bodies are fucking guys like this."}
+{"text":"Cuck tried to have his video censored and they posted it"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Pussy in general kinda tastes like batteries. You ever licked a battery? It has that salty acid flavor. Pussy is similar but also kinda sweeter than that."}
+{"text":"Female only"}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"biological females only"}
+{"text":"Legendary clip, wish there was more Babushka"}
+{"text":"I need sauce on these two"}
+{"text":"Well it's not like she's dead in the video"}
+{"text":"Post ladies with real large natural tits NO IMPLANTS"}
+{"text":"I wish she would come back like Heather Harmon."}
+{"text":"do you have the full"}
+{"text":"Sadly she just shot softcore But hardly any at all. As far as I know it's just 3 vids of her while posing for still photography. If only she'd done as much as Yulia Nova."}
+{"text":"People who are alive at the beginning of the video and dead by the end of it"}
+{"text":"Divorce is so cool im glad women have so many rights!"}
+{"text":"\"Hmmmm today I will...date cartel members\" (clueless) *el ACK*"}
+{"text":"When jews take over your country and kill millions and the next century is unimaginable suffering but it's ok because the jews have moved onto a new host (hello America!)"}
+{"text":"He willingly bought a ruger PC9 He was never very smart to begin with"}
+{"text":"Oh ok. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Babecock Thread. No Niggers"}
+{"text":"I'm the last cock, the handsfree thick load"}
+{"text":"not gay, but you need to get a better camera so I can see that load in HD"}
+{"text":"yeah pretty much same although I don't care if it's a big dick. I just like the illusion that you're really seeing what plays out every time some girl shows off her ass on tiktok or insta"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Make me into a babecock."}
+{"text":"biological female only"}
+{"text":"cant find the direct link but ive seen her on fakifap just scroll she will appear"}
+{"text":"hate that fake OF shit , google fakifap, good old homemade pron when people did videos not for money just for fun"}
+{"text":"asian trap / trans / crossdresser thread"}
+{"text":"I'd love to see some before and after her videos of asian princesses. Especially if there is shrinkage from the likes of chastity cages, and breast mass growth too. I get hard just thinking about this. I wonder how they'd feel of you never let them orgasm from penile stimulation. Just forbid it, and only let them cum if they do from anal poundings, or even spontaneously"}
+{"text":"Why are chinky boys like this?"}
+{"text":"hrt*"}
+{"text":"as big as you can find them,beit natural or with bbls"}
+{"text":"Honeypotts"}
+{"text":"Those are big butts from the 70s"}
+{"text":"Just the female booty in motion (fake or natural). NO MEN NO DICKS NO RACEBAITING"}
+{"text":"This is my wife. I had no idea she had an OF. Guess I'll just go kill myself now."}
+{"text":"If that really was your wife (she isn't faggot) you would have to be retarded to give up a life of fucking her daily over her having an OnlyFans, discipline her and get mad maybe but nothing like that. You should still kill yourself even with her not being your wife though."}
+{"text":"White men getting pounded into submission and pumped full of potent black seed. Never to be the same again"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately I never took pictures. Most people tend not to because initially they don't think it'll work. In the beginning when I gained my first .25\", I assumed it was just an election quality change (probably was desu). Some people post before and after on the subreddit so if you want to check that out, go for it. For overall erection quality, while that has improved, there has also been times where it gets weaker due to PE fatigue and lifestyle. The best thing you can do for that is living a healthy lifestyle."}
+{"text":"last time i got fucked, he held my legs down just like that and drilled my ass for almost an hour. Shit was indescribable."}
+{"text":"straightest eagles fan"}
+{"text":"A faggot (rape toy for masculine HUGE dicked black tops) has no right to hide its face. It deserves to be exposed as the cum bucket sex toy that it is. Where are all the videos of faggots getting raped by Kings?! I know they exist. Love it when faggots cry as they're getting gang raped. Kings (masculine HUGE dicked black tops), you know you have a right to rape us faggots—as long as you're STI negative and leave us safe and sound then no harm, no foul."}
+{"text":"No Natalie Mars?"}
+{"text":"Wrong"}
+{"text":"the blur does a lot of heavy lifting in terms of looks for this girl"}
+{"text":"Gem"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that white men who date asian women can't get the highest commodity white women. If you try to argue against this then you can't get white women. Nah. You're silly. I've fucked dozens of 6, 7, and 8 white women in my time. I'm married to an attractive white woman right now. We have 3 kids. Still...I love fucking Asian women. They have tight petite bodies, they're supremely feminine, and I love, love, love their hairy little pussies. Plus, they're the only women who really understand the pleasure of nipple play. They're fantastic in ways that many white women simply can't be."}
+{"text":"Thanks for sharing. Never seen this one before. Saved."}
+{"text":"No blacks, no asians lightskin latinas and attractive happas are acceptable."}
+{"text":"What happens with our heroines after they are defeated?~"}
+{"text":"I thought it was going to fuck her with its tail for a second You and me both."}
+{"text":"nice shill"}
+{"text":"How's the gameplay in this?"}
+{"text":"Girls peeing, getting pissed on, drinking piss, playing with piss or wetting themselves. No traps No male on male"}
+{"text":"God this one makes me fucking DIAMONDS. need that sauce boss."}
+{"text":"2D/3D stuff. No irl shit Useful things: source on song? Use the Shazam mobile app to find song. Ublock origin filter to not see my comments(i share sources when I can. just a heads up) ublock origin filter some anon made (works with extensions that let you add custom rules to block elements) boards.4chan.org##.postContainer:has(div > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(/[pP].*[rR]eviewer/))"}
+{"text":"more pmv"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Please continue burning this board down. Imagine how many people are looking at their walls depressed af cause their thread just went passed page 10 aahahah."}
+{"text":"yes fucking true everything is trash"}
+{"text":"is this from GayPenis?"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"newfags are getting more retarded by the minute. jesus. look, when start a thread you must post 3. doesn't matter if it's something you saved or whatever but post 3"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the source for this vid and/or the toy being used?? I'm obsessed with this massive thing."}
+{"text":"An entire generation? What retarded zoomers are playing sonic games let alone sonic games with rouge the fucking retard? Sonic is lucky to get one good game a decade since the 90s and even then they dont sell like the old ones."}
+{"text":"You posted these as oc last thread right? Next video you make you should stroke yourself with your toy until it makes you cum. No stopping until your balls are empty!"}
+{"text":"Her first appearance was Sonic Adventure 2, which was in 2001. I was talking about millenials you stupid fuck."}
+{"text":"they haven't fried their brains with porn"}
+{"text":"No rekt shit. Just Women being treated right in a sexual context."}
+{"text":"the kind that hates it but knows she has to endure it or she won't get paid"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for videos of women"}
+{"text":"Do you think they didn't ask to be treated this way? And I don't mean, \"I believe that their behavior/attitude justify this\", I mean, many women highly enjoy being treated roughly and like sex objects in a manner that appears to be non-consensual because it removes the guilt of enjoying it."}
+{"text":"Anyone have sauce on this one? I've only seen it posted here like once before"}
+{"text":"Not that anon, but I'm much more interested in watching girls who don't enjoy it but either really need the money or else l legit want it to stop but aren't strong enough to make it stop or are outnumbered."}
+{"text":"Solo, fucking women of any race, Babecocks, pmv, etc. No troon shit"}
+{"text":"More like/of this?"}
+{"text":"BPIT"}
+{"text":"katerina kozlova"}
+{"text":"Did Monroe grow up to be Arcadia? Gonna be funny when that pup is a year older."}
+{"text":"I just put my dog down on monday. Thank you for this thread"}
+{"text":"I don't see any nsfw webms being posted here though."}
+{"text":"Any content that showcases the natural, biomechanical action of the uncircumcised penis. Circumcised content not allowed."}
+{"text":"Have you don eit?"}
+{"text":"Is there a longer version?"}
+{"text":"I am curious what it would feel like if I kept the foreskin pulled back for an extended period. I have seen some things about it online, but there's never enough detail. It's always about phimosis or something. I am just curious. Is it dangerous? I have tried to do it for just a few hours, but my glans is so sensitive even shifting a bit is painful as it rubs against the underwear. Has anyone done it? Does it become less sensitive? Can the senitivity be regained?"}
+{"text":"Fucking wypipo!"}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"has a few aliases she uses — Mikahhlynn"}
+{"text":"Only1fairy"}
+{"text":"Scrunchies rule"}
+{"text":"1735690954582348.webm Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Girls only"}
+{"text":"Ashe Maree"}
+{"text":"I mean she's not wrong She is wrong. If you have a decent job, fully half your money goes to unproductive government wokesters including trannies, faggots and DEIs, none of whom are white men. The other half are discretionary. If you don't like white men, but things from companies that are not run by them."}
+{"text":"I recommend you keep your dick away from blue hairs. Also anyone with a nose ring or blm shirt."}
+{"text":"Desi princesses need Aryan kings"}
+{"text":"Your other options are to convert religions and find a muslim indian at the mosque lmao. Just bear in mind if you're doing more than a hookup her family is going to want you INVOLVED like you're their son. If they need help moving, fixing up the house, picking them up somewhere they will harass you like nobody's business. is also a good idea. But Central NJ. South NJ has the same demographic as Philly with only slightly more indians and idk what's up in NNJ. If you don't want to use those two suggestions and completely upset your life, you could also pay monthly for Tinder and use their passport feature to switch to CNJ and hope you nail an indian that wants some dick for a weekend or something and shoot over there."}
+{"text":"Na, he's 6'8 or something"}
+{"text":"Imagine posting the same OF clips when professional WMIF production exists now"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"I NEED to see tits on a stick. I always loved ass more, but upon seeing a few girls. It clicked, the thinner the body, the bigger the tits, the better! So please please I need your help anons, lets send absolute tits on a stick girls, just make sure they have massive mammaries and give sauce if you can. No big bellies, no double chins, the only mounds of fat should be hanging from their chest. Starting with the GOAT (before she nerfed herself): Eliza Deniz"}
+{"text":"peleg saar honorable mention so far to vixen virago and psycheswing. Vixens video was just too large and psycheswing not as big as these girls, still hot though"}
+{"text":"lolorily"}
+{"text":"valentina di rocco thats all I have, I need more. So much more. You dont even need to post a webm, just say some names please for the love of tits"}
+{"text":"she is 16 in this vid"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"cringe or funny it seems to all be layers upon layers of grifters who is in the wrong here?"}
+{"text":"I can't help but feel awful for Bonnie Blue. She's had her life ruined by uni \"friends\" that pushed her into doing porn, financially abuse her and keep arranging for her to do more insane shit. And it all started because her first boyfriend left her and she leaned on \"friends\" that told her to slut out. Genuinely I don't know how they haven't been arrested. The documentary on her doing 100 men in one day, in UK definitions exposed modern slavery, a brothel (distinctly illegal, prostitution isn't) and profiting indecently from others (pimping). She's been failed by her family, the government and the police. I don't have it in me to hate her."}
+{"text":"I'm being deadass"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"i don't have it in me to care about her at all."}
+{"text":"White Whores letting Niggers fuck their throats. Clips of Niggers using White Women Throats as a sex toy."}
+{"text":"dsc"}
+{"text":"we"}
+{"text":"She's swallow your bratwurst and come back for seconds!"}
+{"text":"Siri ripoff"}
+{"text":"she pre dates siri"}
+{"text":"Solo, lesbo,cocks white or black. It doesn't matter so long as her hairs is as red as her twat. No trannies, no fag shit, no weird scat shit. Just ginger bitches."}
+{"text":"Source on the left video?"}
+{"text":"-Straight -Preferably real or staged well enough to maintain the illusion. Dogging and crusing encouraged Also, please be patient with 3. I didn't realize I was going to have to do an IQ test while high and horny."}
+{"text":"AN OXFORD STUDY - the world's most feminine women (asian) with the world's most masculine men (white) What's allowed in this thread: solo asian women asian women having sex or being romantic with white men (WMAF) Note: for the purpose of this thread asian means only the white or yellow variety (chinese, korean, japanese, etc..). Browns and blacks not welcome. also note that women means biological women, not transvestites or femboys. there should be no disgusting fetish stuff involving piss, shit, or vomit. ENJOY THE THREAD!"}
+{"text":"western looking Porn is banned in most of east asia so you're pretty much limited to pixelated jav and they don't hire many white men (wonder why kek) so don't know what you expect"}
+{"text":"holy fuck who are these semen demos"}
+{"text":"aniki is that you"}
+{"text":"who is she?"}
+{"text":"Fuck me what a waste of genes. Literally flushed them down the toilet. His sons will dream of killing him in his sleep"}
+{"text":"But consider the potential daughters"}
+{"text":"So are you"}
+{"text":"Probably to do with the quality of the man and the woman in the relationship. Unlike other pairings, there's a big elephant in the room that you'll have to get over individually and as a couple as others bring it up, either one being a retard will ruin any prospects of a relationship before it gets to any statistics. It essentially acts as a filter for genuine retardation and immaturity."}
+{"text":"Nah"}
+{"text":"Let's see those old bastard having the best time of their life with tight young pussy"}
+{"text":"Lol has she got a fake eye?"}
+{"text":"I don't think this really counts"}
+{"text":"I think she eats out of that bowl"}
+{"text":"some webms I've made over the years... I'm not the guy who posted the last thread tho."}
+{"text":"wtf lol"}
+{"text":"I make webms exclusively between the hours of 10 and midnight"}
+{"text":"There's a longer version of this somewhere"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Met future wife just after high school She got on the pill by the second month That was back at the tail end of 2010 Creampie literally every single time we do it, aside from blowjobs Almost 15 years later we finally decide to have kids As millennials tend to do We're both a little concerned that one or both of us might be infertile 15 years, 2-5x per week, conservative estimate at LEAST 2000 pies Pill is cited as 99.9% effective, and she has forgotten to take them multiple days in a row multiple times Still not even one scare in 15 years despite statistically 20+ chances of the pill failing in that time Go for it anyway Boom, she's knocked up in less than 40 days lol Feelsgoodman"}
+{"text":"Anybody have or know the video where the girl tries to block getting a creampie but has her hand taken away. I just member her being on a couch and there bring mutiple guys, I think."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Aesthetically pleasing porn. Whatever you find aesthetically pleasing."}
+{"text":"Jasmine Sherni"}
+{"text":"WHO IS THIS BITCH"}
+{"text":"Enmarchenoire. I think her Tokyo cosplay"}
+{"text":"God damn this woman is beautiful"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /aco/. This board is meant for posting 2D/3DCG adult content of Western style or origin. Please post Eastern style content on the appropriate board (i.e., hentai, alternative hentai, ecchi, yuri, and yaoi as appropriate). Note that Global Rule #3 is in effect! This means NO images with anthropomorphic (\"furry\"), grotesque (\"guro\"), or underage (\"loli/shota\") characters. Images depicting bestiality or scat are not to be uploaded. If you want to post this kind of material, go to /b/. For the purpose of defining what is anthropomorphic (\"furry\"), do not post images of characters with muzzles, snouts, or any other major non-human characteristics. Minor features like cat ears are fine. Please post high-quality images only, and provide as much information as possible with your post (e.g., source material, artist name, etc). Poor quality artwork and doodles will be deleted. When starting a thread please provide at least six images of your own to start the thread. Do not post request threads (e.g., \"MOAR!\", \"Sauce?\", etc)."}
+{"text":"Sexy girls taking it down the poophole No futa shit No gay shit or single males. Lesbian anal is okay No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"what's it supposed to look like? you can always add them to the follower"}
+{"text":"Not that much different, just a bit higher resolution and thinner. The general shape and all that is still the same."}
+{"text":"that looks much better. definitely add those to the follower when you get a chance"}
+{"text":"I'll have to try and figure that out. Not entirely sure how to go about doing that since she uses vanilla eyebrows."}
+{"text":"simple. Just copy as new record those vanilla brows, then change the filepath to the brow meshes in her mod folder"}
+{"text":"Post anything with Vambre, Morbidia or the others."}
+{"text":"Requesting a remake of this with Zange and add '80s-90s styled pubes"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"I can honestly see anons ITT getting ass-blasted, but the guy drawing for this beggar here is really not my thing. It's kind of shit compared to the other artists that were drawing for the thread. No offense, really."}
+{"text":"I am 100% serious here, but I really thought it was the same guy, just low-effort drawing. I'm not shitposting, this isn't even bait, I genuinely thought it was the same guy taking it easy, but it's 2 different artists, I guess?"}
+{"text":"Anons in the last thread were right. This is the best you're going to get if you wanted to watch the pilot."}
+{"text":"Literally the only other option is one without the black bars, but it's just fuzzier."}
+{"text":"I'm really into the design for Jose, a.k.a. Mexican-Maz, and his crush on Shezow."}
+{"text":"BWC magnet"}
+{"text":"She sure spams DMs like a bot."}
+{"text":"I think it’s just because it’s so blatant it just kind of looks stupid"}
+{"text":"The only stupid looking butt I see is you"}
+{"text":"They all spam Fansly inboxes, it’s an option for Fansly content creators"}
+{"text":"RULES<<<<<<< Everybody • REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT THE GENERAL DRAWTHREAD. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OCS AND ENJOY THE LEWD DRAWINGS THAT COME FROM THIS! • Respect /aco/ and global rules • Take it easy and please be nice to the drawfriends! Remember, they do it for free • Keep art critiques short, and only give if requested • To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 or Image limit • Nobody is entitled to deliveries under any circumstances within these threads. Don't critique others' requests; If you don't like it, don't draw it • Ignore the bait, you're better than this • Stay on topic, and report bait, deliberately poor/antagonistic \"criticism,\" and off-topic posts Requesters • Reply to the OP when you request • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), and keep it to one post • One request per thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting an stretchy shapeshifting heroine named Jane Stone? Notes: - She's in her mid 20's - She has freckles in her face and her wide ass as well - She has thick orange eyebrows - her suit color is Yellow, White, and Navy Blue - her height is 5'6"}
+{"text":"He removed them when asked."}
+{"text":"Requesting this occultic quartet getting into some sort of wholesome 'conduct'. The white-haired necromancer, Gisa, is the mistress of her estate, and has the brunette and ghosts shown as her spouses in this delightful polycule. The brunette, Chiyosuke, is a channeler/medium that can let ghosts inside and possess him, similar to Maya/Pearl from Phoenix Wright. The ghostly girls (Evelyn has black hair, and Millie has blonde) can be allowed to touch their mortal spouses on Gisa's command, and are VERY pushy on seeing them start a family~ I'll leave it up to the artist on how you'd want to interpret them, but some fun things they've done/could try include: missionary, cowgirl, femdom, pegging, possession (filling out the brunette's body to give him shapely hips and breasts to be further molested by), ghost girls molesting their mortal hosts, light bondage, etc."}
+{"text":"Requesting an interpretation of the image on right, with the girl on the left. Or just your own take of a voluptuous Brown girl in the same pose as the image on the right. Side-view, sitting down, doing that thing with her hands, slightly looking up. With the addition of a little nose-ring piercing."}
+{"text":"Requesting all the items on the left worn by the woman on the right. Well, not really her, but like a black girl with that same built. I'm thinking of a wastelander type character."}
+{"text":"wait hang on should I maybe try to sneak in a credit? I cannot remember if the author was always going to make dechala-alarielle or if the art I commissioned inspired him to do so maybe blindwildcat knows more"}
+{"text":"I've learned your commission did inspire the mod content! You can try to contact him, on the WH3 lewd mods discord server for example"}
+{"text":"is that the one linked on the mods page?"}
+{"text":"Should be"}
+{"text":"find giantess mod for total warhammer author refuses to port barefoot morathi mod for it bruh moment"}
+{"text":"New year new dykes getting corrected by superior COCK! Post lesbians getting dicked, gay guys losing to pussy, etc. No futa No gas, onara, diapers or other weird shit No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Are your fingers keeping you busy? Or is it something else that has grabbed your attention?"}
+{"text":"Ffffffuuckk mee pleaseeeee fukkkkk"}
+{"text":"I see you still have manners when completely horny. Such a good little slut to say please. And wanting to hear about how we'd turn you into a cock serving slut, shows just how well you already know your purpose in life. How we'd start off slow, keeping you entertaining a few guys to start. And when they aren't actively fucking your cunt they'd have a vibrator shoved deep inside and buzzing away to keep your mind overwhelmed with the sensation, even if it starts to feel unpleasant for you. We'd keep it that way for days, until you beg them to start fucking you moments after pulling out, because your body has gotten so used to having something fuck you, it feels unnatural when you don't have something shoved deep inside your cunt. And once we reach that place then the real training can begin. You'd get strapped down onto a Sybian and lining up cock after cock for you to suck on. The machine only going when you have a cock in your mouth and gaining power as you put more effort into pleasing them. All so we can permanently pavlov your brain into making your cunt drip and be ready to cum, simply from having a cock brush against your lips. At that point we might start whoring you out, though whoring would be the wrong word. After all, there should be some reimbursement given to the guys who have spent time training you up to be a good cock servant right? Perhaps starting off small, sending you to private poker nights where you will spend the entire time under the table, going from cock to cock as ordered. And then at the end of their time, doing one final loop through every guy there, swallowing down so much through the night that you stomach is full and starting to swell. And this whole time because of your training your cunt has been dripping and buzzing with excitement, bring you to orgasms simply because you are sucking cock and licking up cum. Ran out of comment space. Wasn't expecting that."}
+{"text":"maybe I'll tease, leave it at that till you reload tinder and set up a profile.... or maybe you'll have to contact them first."}
+{"text":"Regular sized girls with gigantic tits, blessed to the point of inconvenience. Post their daily struggle of living with massive breasts. No futa No gay or solo male No ai \"art\""}
+{"text":"she looks like she enjoys hands-free ejaculation while getting pressed from behind by other, taller futas..."}
+{"text":"I wanna get Ryne pregnant so badly!!"}
+{"text":"Vanilla Redux. NO futa or trans characters. NO AI. - This general *is* for: FFXIV OCs, finding /gposing partners, help with modding, and lewd art that you either drew or commissioned yourself. - This general *is NOT* for: posting twitter/r34/booru/fanart content you didn't make, other FF games that aren't XIV, make a separate thread for that - you're allowed to. Catbox/imgchest is suggested for explicit hrothgar/shortstack pics due to board rules. - DO NOT POST: futa/shemales/traps/transgender, diapers, hyper, snuff/guro, bdsm, men being pegged/inserted (gay or 'straight'), beastiality, QoS/blacked, scat/watersports/smegma/farting, AI content. NO links to get around rules for the aforementioned. Reminder to *report* ~and~ *ignore* all off-topic content and derailing. Do NOT engage with any shitposting, off-topic bait/drama, futa, diapers, derailing, spam, etc. Report textfucking/HMV/PMV/lyricspam/cock or cum tribute/blacked/youtube rap/twitter repost/advertising posts from the /trash/ spammer(s). Previous Thread SFW/Main Thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no!"}
+{"text":"Some men are Warriors... Some men are Kings.. Then there the men above men, the Conquerors...."}
+{"text":"Hot Post-Workout Elf Sex!!"}
+{"text":"I somewhat retract what I said at  and Through demonic magic bullshit I get the seduction to seduce the bitch demon. Then I ask how many men she has had sex with and spank her ten times for each man for being such a bad girl. Hopefully she enjoys it. Then bind her through magical bullshit anyways but she is happy about it. Then copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Then as a display of pure sadism I deny her cigarettes. Only gets ciggies if she behaves well. giving a cactus reading lord of the rings to the bitch I’m sorry but I don’t understand these. Can someone explain these? A meme I missed out? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The cactus is from Second Circle, and the Lord of the Rings is a Lorebro thing. I'm fairly certain he said she reads Tolkien but hides her nerdiness."}
+{"text":"More ass demons/angels please!"}
+{"text":"ASS-k, and you shall receive. ASSazel:"}
+{"text":"...but(t) 'Archangel'? More like Arse-angel, amirite Michael?!:"}
+{"text":"1. Post a bondage image when you request. Ignore requests without images. 2. Post female bondage only. Male bondage posters, you have your own thread, use that. Couples in Distress are fine, but discouraged. 3. Don't feed trolls, ignore them. Ignore and report their posts for being off-topic. This includes off site drama bullshit, rumors, politics, and name/trip fags. 4. If you post AI bondage be sure to say so either in the post or the filename. If you made it yourself saying what site you used and the tags involved is encouraged. 5. Artists, if you want to advertise and offer commissions, leave a link and show examples of your work. Have fun! Previous"}
+{"text":"artist?"}
+{"text":"Once again asking for a link to Bagelbomb's 2026 stuff. I need it badly..."}
+{"text":"Thirding, Id like to see it too, especially the Violet"}
+{"text":"Anyone got the new mag set?"}
+{"text":"Ciri is such a hot woman Bonus for Ciri but other women allowed No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"The guy in charge said openly he wasnt making ciri for normal guys after which cdpr made him backtrack and likely barred him from doing any interviews right after the stupid thing with her looking fat and bloated in the trailers For some reason, people seem to have memory holed that one"}
+{"text":"Did you start collecting porn around The Witcher 2 or 3? Also, I just realized The Witcher 2 is nearly 15 years old."}
+{"text":"It was during the time of TW3, but I've tried to get what I could find of the other two games as well. TW2 is actually my favourite of the series, and TW3 has noticibly wore story and writing in my opinion."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure what exactly you want, \"quality\" looks a lot different in AI than it does in art or photography."}
+{"text":"Dude what are you talking about. He means Grok, the equivalent online slop service. Anyway, go to /g/ if you want to look at what the latest local models can do since images are more varied there."}
+{"text":"But he mentioned artisanal and quality, not one of grok's actual advantages."}
+{"text":"Sorry, should've given an example. Something like this I guess."}
+{"text":"there's nothing more artisanal than getting a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"For the big back girls. No AI No futa No BLACKED"}
+{"text":"I need to be laid on by a chubby gal"}
+{"text":"This is so hot. I wish I had a fat gf bros..."}
+{"text":"Girls having fun, exposing themselves or fucking in casual clothes. No futa shit No gay shit or single males, lesbians are okay No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"depends if you have experience coding or if this is purely an idea"}
+{"text":"Mostly concept, I do have experience with web frameworks (React and Vue), Python, C++ and currently learning Godot for 3D stuff. My main field has always been robotics but I'm in the mood of trying something creative as a hobby, since I already got a comfy job."}
+{"text":"Should make it older in history"}
+{"text":"Demon Deals I just spent the last 12~ straight hrs playing it and I wasn't even jerking off Shit's really addicting"}
+{"text":"Angry Goth Edition Bonus for Mai No futa shit AI allowed in moderation No gay shit or single males. Lesbian is okay No Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fionna and Cake season 2 is out Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"thats the last for now have an extra from i cant remember who"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the dump. It's a shame he's disappeared. I still love this Susan pic he drew for me years ago. That looks like Terrible the Drawfag's work, but I'm not enitrely sure."}
+{"text":"Yeah he is"}
+{"text":"Had to make a new twitter account since my old one got suspended. my new one is masterpantsu18"}
+{"text":"It's working for multiple people across multiple devices, anon"}
+{"text":"Aight"}
+{"text":"still cant get a bow and arrow right"}
+{"text":"Seems to filter anything approaching panties right now. I can get close, and some slip through when partially obscured, but anything direct gets filtered."}
+{"text":"For posting sexy Disney Girls or Princesses no futa shit no gay shit or single male. Lesbian is okay no blacked or Queen of Spades cringe no gas or onara no Fiona no drama"}
+{"text":"I love her so much!"}
+{"text":"By the Power of the Moon Edition A thread to post the sexy women of Elden Ring. Bonus for Rennala no futa shit no gay shit or single males. At least 1 girl in the picture no blacked or QoS cringe no gas or onara no drama"}
+{"text":"They are split though"}
+{"text":"Love me some lore accurate Marika!"}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"This new captcha feels like a never-ending kindergarten test"}
+{"text":"i can see why that would be difficult for you."}
+{"text":"every captcha helps train AI so we need new captchas that AI can't solve as easily Pain desu."}
+{"text":"Post BULKMAXXING women, muscleguts galore. No futa or AI please."}
+{"text":"dammit, I thought I saw muscles when I first looked at this. fuck. I guess the dialogue implies strongfat, but..."}
+{"text":"anons, should we let the thread die to wait until a more prosperous era for strongfat art"}
+{"text":"ngl we need some drawfriends to step up"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure it was seeing old FTC videos on youtube conveniently right around the time I started fapping My fate was sealed, damn you Japan"}
+{"text":"thank you all for the responses so far, it's been very enlightening"}
+{"text":"Pan returns with a top tier character choice"}
+{"text":"Is that the earth kingdom chick that zuko goes on a date with before sperging out and fumbling?"}
+{"text":"The Night is dark and full of terrors edition For the series House of the Dragon, A Game of Thrones and asoiaf books. Bonus for Melisandre No futa shit No gay shit or single male but lesbians are okay No Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"For posting hot girls with hot guns Spoils of war also allowed though be mindful there's also a thread for that at Bonus for Shariah girls No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least 1 girl and 1 gun or similar weapon No QoS cringe No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"I love military women so much!"}
+{"text":"Fun in the Sun Edition A thread to post blonde haired blue eyed women. Other eye colors also allowed Bonus for blondes on the beach! No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades or blacked cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I doubt that sex between NEETs is passionate."}
+{"text":"ZartyPedos this is your mindset."}
+{"text":"le gluck"}
+{"text":"Maya is my favorite sodomite (faggot)"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Vee Tower! Thread to post anything Hazbin Hotel related. no futa shit AI allowed in moderation no drama"}
+{"text":"Charlie after she loses the war against Heaven"}
+{"text":"Storytime! It won't be easy with the new captcha. Eseldorf by Jackarais, Jonas Goonface and Leah Williams, based on The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain."}
+{"text":"My bad, thank you for humoring me despite my retardation."}
+{"text":"Nice comic."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's not bad."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"No AI slop No futa shit No gay shit No gas or onara No drama Nortubel edition"}
+{"text":"underrated waifu"}
+{"text":"she's a baddie fr"}
+{"text":"Big Fat Cat Tats edition Previous timeline No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art No AI Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait."}
+{"text":"unabashed slutty incest siblings is a hot archetype"}
+{"text":"me and you both brother"}
+{"text":"Tasteful"}
+{"text":"Ladies smoking tobacco. No futa."}
+{"text":"I love slutty girls!"}
+{"text":"I read once that drawing attention to your mouth is one of the most enticing things a person can do, the action of bringing a cigarette/pipe/cigar/whatever to and from your mouth, plus sighing out smoke, both would qualify."}
+{"text":"The inability to tell characters to undress in a remotely convincing or even specific way is kicking my butt. \"The dress slips down off her body?\" Okay, I will pull it off me horizontally, phasing through me, and then drop it, sounds good!"}
+{"text":"Any places on 4chan where you can upload NSFW images too?"}
+{"text":"Right here on this board, ya fuck"}
+{"text":"what a bizarre question."}
+{"text":"Lips version For the cutest and most wholesome thread in /aco/ Bonus for Kissing No futa shit No gay shit No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Think OP said no gay shit"}
+{"text":"lesbians aren't gay, despite what you might believe"}
+{"text":"Cute girls showing off their pits. Hairy or shaved, sweaty or dry, its all good. Bonus points if the girl is sweaty. No futa, no faggots, no single males. AI in moderation. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Invincible Edition This thread is dedicated to all superhero media. Do not post futa. Thread Question: Which one would you choose from pic related? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"good curves"}
+{"text":"Several girls having fun No futa shit No gay shit or single males. Lesbians are okay No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Would you work your magic on Linda, Tina and Louise?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's hard being the brother to such sexy girls. I certainly wouldn't be able to contain myself."}
+{"text":"Christmas Milfs are good for the soul. Post beautiful older women, bonus points for mistletoe and seasonal outfits. Gilfs welcome too. No futa no fags. Previous Thread 8977140"}
+{"text":"Thank fuck that BF isn't going for her...so that I can."}
+{"text":"Provide references and keep them to one image/post. Keep requests /aco/ related and keep them concise. Be patient and take it easy! Don't forget to check the boorus to see if your request was filled. Drawfriends, don't hold back. Post a sample of your art when \"taking X requests\". If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Keep art critiques short. To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 at the bump limit. No one is entitled to a request delivery. Don't bump or \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. Don't fight spam with spam. No begging. No AI deliveries, no AI discussion. Take them where they're wanted. Have fun! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"amazing and hot"}
+{"text":"LOL, this was amusing."}
+{"text":"I love me some brown viejonas. We need more of you ITTs"}
+{"text":"Requesting Maudie from Brave getting fucked hard by Conan like in the bottom-right image"}
+{"text":"did chatgp made that post for you?"}
+{"text":"Mummy Mommy Edition Post any and all Undead or Reanimated ladies! Her heart might not beat but she still deserves love. No futa No AI art Only undead girls that are humanoid in appearance meaning none that have multiple extra heads or limbs / mutated or replaced and completely inhuman heads that would more so belong in a typical monster girl thread No amputees or dismembered figures / otherwise heavily wounded or anything close to gore In breathtaking temples or mysterious tombs, in the lavish lands of Egypt, there in an eerie untouched tomb waiting for you to awake her rests a regal undead queen, who desires you to remain living with her in her luxurious and elegant hidden Egyptian bedroom and living quarters as her dedicated lover, pouring all your love and lust into her against the soft silky sheets of her royal bed every day and night. For this edition post any above mentioned undead girls with examples including but not limited to ones such as vampires, ghosts or mummies either canonically identified or tagged as such. Bonus for motherly mummies! Previous thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No futa or ai."}
+{"text":"oh thats kinda ho- see face nvm"}
+{"text":"hyperbole"}
+{"text":"Only the sluttiest girls who love to take dick Bonus for rave girls No futa shit No gay shit but lesbians are okay No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Really hot!"}
+{"text":"no futa no gay shit or single males No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"post capeshit. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"punchline, is rare to see her instead harleen."}
+{"text":"I guess I could, maybe something like some incompetent disposable muscle from some lower tier villain, who can grow them like Saibamen from Dragon Ball."}
+{"text":"Somebody proposed a new character as a possible fourth Dark General, a masochist. I prefer to be a right-hand to Celine, her sister. Here are some traits someone proposed. Too kinky to torture type shit Sadist ironically HATES her guts because any pain she can inflict is just enjoyed and therefore no fun The only one who treats Skark relatively decently Isn't even really evil, just wants the Thong Squad to beat her up for funsies Medical theming because, of course, she needs to be healed constantly May or may not self-harm when bored (but that might be too edgy, so i dunno)"}
+{"text":"It's Spooky Season. Let's see some monster sluts. Please no AI."}
+{"text":"Dexter deserves to be NTRed by Apple, agreed?"}
+{"text":"Previous No males and no futas (but I repeat myself)."}
+{"text":"I wish there was more black girl foot art. No not the fucking anime girl who is just shaded darker I'm talking girls who actually look black. Need my fill of big ebony feet."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"No AI No gay No AI No /d/ tier fetishes"}
+{"text":"Nudie Cutie no futa no gay shit or single males No gas or onara No drama"}
+{"text":"censored feet my disappointment is immeasurable, and my boner is ruined."}
+{"text":"post girls with soles that arent gross"}
+{"text":"what people mean is excessive detail on foot fetish art is gross especially when the artist isn't good enough to detail it properly."}
+{"text":"no AI no underage (don't post aged up shit either, don't be sly) no furry/anthro no scat post boys or girls or whoever, I give no fucks. just try not to get into discourse over vivian or whoever if she gets posted other than all that, have fun, fellow perverts"}
+{"text":"watch me"}
+{"text":"hey, can we ease up just a little on all the futaposting"}
+{"text":"There are a lot of boards on here that seem majority focussed around women or fetishes dealing with women's sex organs. Lets's at least have one thread celebrating the boys. Post artwork where the dick/s is the the main focus of the artwork. Wether it's a POV shot looking at one, artwork of a girl having cock shock after seeing the dick, general cock worship , etc. Theres lots of different kinds of dick focus art. No breaking board rules, no futa, gay allowed"}
+{"text":"no futa, gay allowed OP, I don't know how to say this, but you might be gay."}
+{"text":"OP, I don't know how to say this, but you might be gay. You've never heard of the bisexual top fantasy I see"}
+{"text":"I like your stuff man, nice breath of fresh air"}
+{"text":"Good art"}
+{"text":"What are you guys using to reverse searching images nowadays? Saucenao and TinEye seems to have gotten worse, I literally directly linked them a pixiv image and they found nothing"}
+{"text":"Try Yandex."}
+{"text":"No AI please. Previous:"}
+{"text":"nails Good woomy tho"}
+{"text":"Girls using someone's face as a throne for their royal ass. Huge milf butts appreciated. No futa, no gay male or male on top, no gross shit like farting, no AI \"art\"."}
+{"text":"freckle butts are a blessing and I need to be buried under one"}
+{"text":"As Nerdvember comes to an end and we enter Dorkcember, no better time for a thread for porn of NEETs, virgins, nerds, and related types of losers."}
+{"text":"i need to be flattened under nerd ass as they use me as living cushioning for their study session/gaming binge/forum arguing"}
+{"text":"A man of culture and good taste."}
+{"text":"page 9 Oh no you don't"}
+{"text":"thank you most kindly. Nerd ass is a blessing on this world, no matter how one enjoys it~"}
+{"text":"warning: male/twink"}
+{"text":"...oh, I didn't see it before, but bonus warning: vore"}
+{"text":"A thread for Mii and Mii-related NSFW art. Just post Miis, or media related to Miis, like Streetpass Mii Plaza, Tomodachi Life, Miitopia, etc. Rules: Please, no AI Try to post art of decent quality if possible Please follow the global rules"}
+{"text":"wait, we got the rest"}
+{"text":"and now we are caught up to this"}
+{"text":"This is a thread dedicated to sharing futa, and artists."}
+{"text":"That depends on who it's attached to, but if a bi guy likes curvy women with big butts then he's probably going to like those same features on a femboy."}
+{"text":"NO SISSY CONTENT (ie DovSherman) Retarded question, but what is actually meant by that? Ugly dudes in dresses, like that artist seems to post? Feminizing a guy, even if the end result is cute?"}
+{"text":"yeah, what is the full definition of \"sissy content\" in regards to this thread"}
+{"text":"Here's one."}
+{"text":"Enid sitting between KO and Rad and jerking them off."}
+{"text":"Oh, cool. I saw this on baraag a while back and didn't know you came here."}
+{"text":"Most of the gooners quit anon"}
+{"text":"they didn’t actually, they just quit posting"}
+{"text":"Thirty Seconds, its not on F95"}
+{"text":"see rentry above"}
+{"text":"does it even have coomtent? ATF says it's a 0.1"}
+{"text":"theres scenes with the two in  but not much beyond that"}
+{"text":"game?"}
+{"text":"I got annoyed how every single Tifa port looks slightly off model in a different way so I made my own by editing and combining the morphs and textures of like 10 different Tifas Thoughts? I personally think it came out better than every other version out there but its hard to be objective."}
+{"text":"show tits"}
+{"text":"Bigger"}
+{"text":"balance is important anon"}
+{"text":"which witch does masturbate the most?"}
+{"text":"idk but i'm planning on doing it the rest of the day"}
+{"text":"Tell us details how you do it"}
+{"text":"It's still bigger than I expected."}
+{"text":"I miss Matti's art..."}
+{"text":"You know the deal. Get this colored, please!"}
+{"text":"winner thank you"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon!"}
+{"text":"mmmm..pollination."}
+{"text":"BALLS DEEP POLLINATION WITH BROWN PANT WOMEN!!1!"}
+{"text":"Repost"}
+{"text":"ITT post historical related pics"}
+{"text":"IT’S EVOLUTION BABY"}
+{"text":"Huh I didn't know that guy drew porn"}
+{"text":"A thread for sexy Fantasy!"}
+{"text":"The (true) Alpha Legion Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"We need a follow up to this."}
+{"text":"I genuinely think he’d have to throw it out the airlock just to stop her from being corrupted."}
+{"text":"Muse tries to throw it away, gets corrupted and holds onto it, Fulgrim finds him with the Blade"}
+{"text":"On the bright side, Ferra won’t lose her head over this, and stopping a Daemon possessed human would be a lot less difficult than a Daemon Primarch. The Legion would get to stay Loyalist too, since I doubt they’d follow him."}
+{"text":"rollo"}
+{"text":"Hyperfeminine and hypermasculine at the same time. Bimbomaxxed gymbros. Unholy androgynes from hell with monstrous sexual appetites. Big muscles, big tits, and big dicks. No AI slop or hyper."}
+{"text":"Listen anon, Triss is bliss and all that, but she ain't got no muscles in that pic."}
+{"text":"Princess Trainer"}
+{"text":"I need to take more pictures"}
+{"text":"are there any bottoms who'd be down to make some content for the thread? Would rather ask here then try approaching people I erp with privately about it"}
+{"text":"depends, hint your avatar"}
+{"text":"also some content i never got to post"}
+{"text":"Is there anything hotter than female artists drawing themselves in their deep personal desire for cock? Drop more examples, this one is by @ApteraClytia on Twitter"}
+{"text":"e11e"}
+{"text":"that's x_e11e on linktree and twitter. why would you would post an incomplete handle?"}
+{"text":"Iseenudepeople is a classic"}
+{"text":"Is there anything hotter than female artists drawing themselves Yeah it's when they make themselves animalgirls too"}
+{"text":"First one finally got down heres a new one Rules Post girls of MHA. No scat, piss, gore, farts and etc. Girls from the movies, vigilantes and other stuff are welcome. Futa is fine when it's with girls. Any girl is welcome, enjoy your fap."}
+{"text":"The best whore!"}
+{"text":"That stupid whore needs to get railed hard like the slut she is"}
+{"text":"First time I've ever been jumscared by this fucker good golly miss molly"}
+{"text":"I don’t know why but this is unbelievably hot."}
+{"text":"I hate when sand gets into intimate places"}
+{"text":"fucking YUMMM love those flat titties"}
+{"text":"Zaya issue 2 for"}
+{"text":"Sleepygimp works"}
+{"text":"Mr. Ash Tuesday by Eric Liberge"}
+{"text":"Girls with huge trashy asses like this one. No futa Solo stuff preferred"}
+{"text":"Probed Edition A thread to post the sexy Overwatch girls. Bonus for Juno no futa shit no gay shit or single males. at least 1 girl in the picture. Lesbian is okay no gas or onara no Queen of Spades or blacked cringe no drama"}
+{"text":"how hanzo players deserve to be treated"}
+{"text":"kek what about Denji players?"}
+{"text":"For soon-to-be MILFs. No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades cringe AI allowed in moderation No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Another successful Elven victory edition No futa, please. Full size images, please."}
+{"text":"Summons 2d4 Ethereal Hands that immediately set to work on completing the most pressing task in the user's mind Warning: do not drink while horny"}
+{"text":"Post porn and chat about your favorite OCs and/or the lore surrounding them, be they your own or someone else's."}
+{"text":"Rita is a living black hole and her lover is basically the earth itself which is a giant whale deity carrying it"}
+{"text":"Thanks! Have some more! I made these to let other artist draw their sonas / OCs having some fun with her."}
+{"text":"I might draw my clownself fucking them..."}
+{"text":"Please do!"}
+{"text":"Its her month once again. Post Hex, thicc on or sticc off model its all good. Other in season spooky gloomy gals also welcome. No futa, no gay or solo male"}
+{"text":"Anymore girls in plastic man costume with stretchy powers pics?"}
+{"text":"Without trying to repost what’s already been posted in this thread I’ve got this one"}
+{"text":"Redheads Edition Previous thread is in a deep sleep here:"}
+{"text":"Hypnosis in the latest Strike It Rich chapter."}
+{"text":"Qrd?"}
+{"text":"Heroes go and meet a villain at the prison she's taken over One hero tries to punch her and gets hypnotically stopped and the other pulls a gun and gets frozen and her gun taken from her"}
+{"text":"to hold up her tiddis"}
+{"text":"Monster of the east huh? Well I've got the monster of the west in my holster right now girl."}
+{"text":"She isn't wearing a steamer truck as her two piece pants and top as clothing, that is a mimic girl."}
+{"text":"Mimic girls are rare"}
+{"text":"Hobo in the house, boyette in the bedroom girl."}
+{"text":"You could add \"from Aladdin\" after her name, adding the title of the movie/source material can help. Or a bit of recognizable clothing. Sometimes it likes to make Sleeping Beauty Brunette, and if you type \"blonde\" it makes her look more accurate."}
+{"text":"Also, adding an environment that fits with her character helps too. Like a desert, or an arab harem bedroom."}
+{"text":"Rice the story was awesome thank you for your work I hope you have a wonderful year."}
+{"text":"Hey rice it's scp Anon here with another story with it starting with Dr Whells looking at chamber that has the sites newest scp-69069 also known as the tempter found after a number of men had gone missing upon finding it was surrounded by bodies and it was in the process of sucking a man to death being transported to its first holding location they find that the tempter feeds on the seed of men for food and need to be fed once a day but upon being transported to the site it's behavior changed instead it's become hostile to any man put in its cell while it seems to go and stare at a wall but one scientist notices that it's staring in the direction of anons cell Dr.whells request that anon be brought to its cell upon reaching the cells entrance anon seems to go into a trance when he goes in the tempter immediately hugs him against her body before tilting his head up then giving him a slimy kiss with her separating with drool connecting their mouths before anon strips himself and forces the tempter to her knees to fuck her face with him cumming minutes in her mouth before anon forces her on her back and titfucking her and cumming all over her face with tempter then forcing him off onto his back and riding him making cum inside her then fucks him in a Amazon position making cum inside her again with anon then switching and fucking the tempter in a missionary position and doogystyle and cumming inside her in both positions with this\"test\"lasting for a full three days by the end both anon and the tempter were both exhausted and covered in fluids with the tempters belly being bloated afterwards about a week later Dr.Whells sees the tempter has made a symbiotic relationship with anon with her being his protecter while he becomes a permanent \"food\" source for her with the tempter being moved to anons cells with Dr.whells filing the report before alarms go off with the announcement saying something has broken into the facility with Dr.whells running to the nearest safe room."}
+{"text":"Heya Rice, could you do another Warframe story? The Drifter ends up defeating a Flirtatious Kuva Lich, who calls the drifter/tenno \"Little Meat\" and converts them to their side and later fucks (starting with a blowjob before going to fucking her proper) the cyborg Grinner lady in their Railjack (the players biggger ship instead of their smaller orbitor) front of their female crew to finalize their submission?"}
+{"text":"Kuva lich faces"}
+{"text":"this would be 10x better if the proportions weren't fucked and he wasn't a brownoid. this is like some strange combination of shadman and sparrow's styles."}
+{"text":"I remember her, she from a game being developed, but I really hate her second form with the bimbo lips"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't trust my dick in her arm cannon. One move of her fingers and your dick's blown off. Even if she's careful, there's probably thousands of moving parts to get your dick caught on in there."}
+{"text":"So the legend SLB finally drew GG himself. That's amazing."}
+{"text":"My grandma hated her for not living like her Golden Girls character."}
+{"text":"Not surprising, he did draw Panda a bit."}
+{"text":"I just thought he always was against drawing her is all. I'm very happy he did."}
+{"text":"Great animation!"}
+{"text":"funny of you to assume I am a child just because I recognize ONE art streamer that just so happens to vtube instead of irl webcam or no cam. think you might wanna check your own birth certificate, kid. plus your hostility towards using those terms tells me of other your simp status or mental state. I never followed Iahfy, but I am aware of who they are. plenty of titty artists in the sea of smut"}
+{"text":"Yeah, back when Korra was still relevant and she was able to mostly nail the style of the show. Korra is still a good chunk of what they draw, but it doesn't have the same impact. People have moved on. Kyhu is a woman. Saw her with my own eyes. She had a booth to sell NSFW art prints and stickers at an anime con I went to."}
+{"text":"Korra is still a good chunk of what they draw, but it doesn't have the same impact. People have moved on. that's a shame, cool that she's still drawing the OTP tho She had a booth to sell NSFW art prints and stickers at an anime con I went to. oh nice. she cute?"}
+{"text":"She was slim and wore a protective face mask all the time."}
+{"text":"Post realistic depictions of women with hefty massive mammaries. Bonus points for strained clothing and inconveniences. No gravity-defying anime tits, no low-effort oval-tool bullshit."}
+{"text":"Need more Squirrel Girl"}
+{"text":"Trying something new - Adult Gaming General Adult games, NSFW mods, etc. Share your video game screenshots!"}
+{"text":"The Stable Diffusion general for realistic or cartoon futa/trans/femboy/dickgirl etc. content. Last Thread I want non-dickgirl photorealistic 3dpd! I want non-dickgirl cartoon styles! What belongs here? Normal /aco/ rules apply, see  (Cross-thread) /futasdg/ includes futas, dickgirls, traps, trans, femboys, etc Try to keep images either photorealistic or Western art influenced. The lines between Western /aco/ type art and anime can be blurry, don't think too hard about it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is what we need more of"}
+{"text":"more please"}
+{"text":"Last Thread No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art If you want that - post somewhere else No AI Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait."}
+{"text":"gyatt!"}
+{"text":"whose k8te? i don't follow hsbc"}
+{"text":"New thread for TF Old thread:"}
+{"text":"what watching the Buu saga growing up does to you"}
+{"text":"anyone have their video content?"}
+{"text":"Probably the best one I managed to make on that doggon website. ...I need more Towa art..."}
+{"text":"Last thread had a great run, so lets keep the (blue) ball rolling! Post more content of girls turning or turned into giant blueberries. I can't believe it needs to be said, but \"girls\" means \"females,\" as in \"biological females,\" as in \"not men pretending to be women who'll slander you as a bigot for not capitulating to their misogynistic delusions.\"If you can't get that through your head, I'm sure r/blueberry would be happy to take your trash instead."}
+{"text":"\"Is that picture something new you've got in the works? I don't see it on your Twitter or FA, If so, thanks for the exclusive preview!\" Thanks, it's just a sketch thing i was doing for myself. Figured I'd drop it here"}
+{"text":"Need his ass on my face right now."}
+{"text":"Help me out guys, I'm looking for a thong or jockstrap type underwear with a HUGE bulge, but for my bunny boy. Everything I'm finding is for roes and burly men. Something like these:   but for a TBSE/slimmer body type. I'm trying to go for the femboy-with-a-fat-cock look, but it's proving difficult."}
+{"text":"The size diff is so hot in this pic"}
+{"text":"Anybody have an archive of this guys blend files? Stuff was on kemono occasionally but I think he's wise to that so it gets nuked pretty quickly"}
+{"text":"Wow this fucking guy seems to be chronically online Hes in the F95 thread \"bantering\" and begging people not to leak his models kek"}
+{"text":"7th episode of season 1, weird how there zero art of them but now i am looking to fixed that"}
+{"text":"Did you make these? They're pretty good."}
+{"text":"I fuck with puppets heavy."}
+{"text":"oh..."}
+{"text":"More?"}
+{"text":"Post wakfu porn."}
+{"text":"Cleophee Elaine The titty shark lady and the teaser about the submarine people being future bigbads All wasted. I wish we could scrub out everybody past Season 2, lock Tot in a cupboard and start over."}
+{"text":"Damn straight. And make Xa return too"}
+{"text":"the teaser really was about them becoming a class in the games"}
+{"text":"NTA, but my issue with anal is that you have the vagina RIGHT THERE, it's literally designed for cock, it feels better for both the man and the woman. Anal is an overly tight sphincter and then just a limp untextured tube with little to no nerve endings, the \"transgression\" or whatever of the act is played out, the vagina is better in every regard."}
+{"text":"drain your pokeballs or whatever. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"Shortstack General #249 \"Happy New Year\" Edition Previous Thread: -THREAD GUIDELINES- No futa No gays, but lesbians are okay No racebaiting No gas or onara No drama No AI 'art' No weird shit that's too 'out there' Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is this bandlebro?"}
+{"text":"noice! cellulite ehhh.."}
+{"text":"Yeah, she just posted those to twitter yesterday."}
+{"text":"goths/emos/alts. shit like that. you know the type. no AI shit. prev. thread:"}
+{"text":"Tekuho, Dross, Cherrymousestreet, Bdone, Toxxy, artists who like extreme slutwear and pop vibes"}
+{"text":"Christmas 2025 Edition General thread for all your TG, TSF, and Gender Bender needs. Rule 63 and similar content allowed, but try to keep it minimal. The primary focus here is on the transformation. QoTT: Obviously, all TG should end in sex. But what is your favorite position for the transformed to get fucked? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Fuck, RIP"}
+{"text":"read an incredibly hot alien parasite forced TG The writer uses AI slop for the accompanying artwork Suddenly concerned that the writing is AI too and lose all enjoyment in the story What a shame."}
+{"text":"Wat is it"}
+{"text":"What if Jessica Drew got a new outfit? Was bored and decided to mess around colouring this in."}
+{"text":"Whew"}
+{"text":"Nonstop Natsuki Edition! Bonus for Natsuki! No futa Don't post gay shit or solo males. Must be at least 1 doki in the picture. Bonus for real art, but AI allowed No b!acked or Queen of Spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous"}
+{"text":"Surprising your doki by penetrating her without warning!"}
+{"text":"why use a condom?"}
+{"text":"Admiring Monibutt"}
+{"text":"luv the subtle bush"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Incest Edition. Blood relation only. No ai slop please, keep those to the ai threads. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"MORE!!!"}
+{"text":"Sauce on OP's image?"}
+{"text":"Laika Albarn is the artist, she had this whole thing a while back where she larped as having an irl relationship with her dad lol"}
+{"text":"Got anything that doesn't suck?"}
+{"text":"Spooky Edition This thread is dedicated to the rape of women Bonus points for cyberpunk rape No futa shit No gay shit or single males, lesbians are okay No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Uploading a classic"}
+{"text":"eastern places western women Hmm"}
+{"text":"I tell ya, Stellaris is the perfect game"}
+{"text":"2B or not 2B? Santa's bimbo elves need to send me some presents."}
+{"text":"Modded"}
+{"text":"For many reasons this deranged slut makes me diamonds. Let's share Leyley lewds with no particular rhyme or reason."}
+{"text":"Ashley is such a hot bratty bitch!"}
+{"text":"Tyrande Edition Bonus for Tyrande Whisperwind No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one girl in the picture No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Indeed, if I remember correctly magically attuned people can sense each other's power levels in any case."}
+{"text":"AI slop I made"}
+{"text":"purple whores"}
+{"text":"Girls with pubic hair. All bushes welcome. No gay stuff. No single males. No futa. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"When can it be so little hair you basically say \"that's shaved\"?"}
+{"text":"When it's just stubble."}
+{"text":"Handy Edition Because women are the stronger sex. A thread about women dominating men. Bonus for handjob femdom No futa shit No gay shit or single males, at least one dommy woman in the picture No queen of spades cringe No gas or onara No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Pretty much, yeah."}
+{"text":"Post your hottest League ladies pics here!. Also, if you’ve had a rough game because of said league lady, feel free to vent in the comments. No Futa Allowed AI is allowed only if it looks good"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Guro AI slop How do people even find this shit hot?"}
+{"text":"Why do the jeets who spam their shitty AI slop not even bother to get some basic shit right? Like here, , the mask is fucking blue"}
+{"text":"porny memes or rule 34 of meme characters"}
+{"text":"another retard with his retarded thread full of fucking THUMBNAILS saved off Rule 34"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"I say yes"}
+{"text":"let flow edition"}
+{"text":"Last thread: Robot bimbos, good or bad?"}
+{"text":"Also one more who does that bimbofication progression renders. It's always good when you can physically see them embracing their hotter body and sluttier personality."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Hoebo24 is really good. Amazing variety of different processes, different vidya women into different sort of bimbos One of the best parts are the backgrounds. They often have all sorts of lovely details, like other bimbo characters..."}
+{"text":"... Or this one is the best. Remnants of bimbo's former life, placed on display as trophies while rest of her room is filled with ridiculous slutwear and sex toys"}
+{"text":"Have that in better resolution, too"}
+{"text":"Hahahah I love this"}
+{"text":"I NEED to see how this cutie reacts to being put into hardcore VN hentai."}
+{"text":"any more examples of this?"}
+{"text":"That's adorable :)"}
+{"text":"Love some good pictos"}
+{"text":"A drawthread for Western /d/-type requests (futa, bondage, tentacles, aliens, monster girls, etc.). Non-/d/ requests go in the General Drawthread. THREAD GUIDELINES Requesters • Keep requests /aco/-related and short. • Include character and series names. • Provide references. Keep them to one image/post. • Eastern characters go on ; anthros go on . • Edit requests go in the Color/Edit threads. • Be patient and take it easy! • Don't waste posts on \"bumping\"/\"seconding\" requests. • No begging or whining. No one is entitled to a delivery. • Keep art critiques short. Artists Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting Hyper futa Jill from Housebroken backview of her hyper futa ballsack in her long, lavender-blue dress"}
+{"text":"Here's a little advance on the pic."}
+{"text":"Oops, I forgot the shot, sorry"}
+{"text":"Requesting vore with Synergrace (blue woman) from Enter the Gungeon in an orange bikini lounging on a beach chair after having swallowed the Convict (blonde woman) with her blue bikini from her victory screen discarded nearby. Can have Synergrace smugly saying something like \"You might've changed the past, but your future is always to be in my stomach.\" along with he Convict angrily thrashing around in Synergrace's gut before getting digested and adding to Synergrace's big blue boobs."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the preview. Looking good so far!"}
+{"text":"Icky is going to be taking a bit of an art break. He has a gastric ulcer and will be getting treatment. Be sure to pray for him everyone! That he is healed and well."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to actually watch the pilot that doesn't look like fuzzy compressed shit? I know you can get pretty much the whole show in HD in french, and some episodes in latin american spanish, on youtube."}
+{"text":"It doesn't seem like it. Shorty McShortshorts is likely not ever going to be rereleased in HD. And for whatever reason even the artist character designer who worked on the pilot only uploads crispy, compressed versions of his art. It's amazing the pilot even looks as clear as it does on yt"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Post futas that would be seen as typically offputting, with features including but not limited to: smegma hyper/veiny dicks excessive pubic hair/hair in other areas excessive sweat/poor hygine typically unappealing/grotesque bodytypes Kinkier stuff like futa on male or braps is allowed, just keep it restricted and label your posts if they contain possibly controversial content. This is a reposting of a previous thread that nearly made it to bump limit."}
+{"text":"bcdickchix's & dittochad's kemonos haven't been updated in months having niche kinks is a test in patience"}
+{"text":"sometimes you just need a hex gf with a gross nasty monster dick"}
+{"text":"Indeed"}
+{"text":"Straight sexual content oriented for a female audience, typically made by women. the male(s) must be the main focus of the picture preferably, a female (not futa) must be present in the picture and have sexual contact with the male(s) the female(s) may or may not be attractive as well, or a faceless self-insert. She may also be the focus, but preferably not more than the male(s) avoid posting girls with gigantic tits, ass, etc.; this thread is about the guys posting femdom is encouraged, but not necessary posting monster boys (non-furry) is encouraged Reminder: since this is /aco/, either cartoon/western-style art regardless of origin, or anime-style art of western origin may be posted here. All Asian-made, anime-style femporn goes here: No yaoi (unless MMF/bi), no faceless dudes, no shota. Thank you. Don't post /c/ or /cm/ content either (anything that's not sexual). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"wrong thread"}
+{"text":"titchop scars"}
+{"text":"Long story short, I've been doing a bunch of storytimes on /co/ of comics with the \"Year One\" subtitle... y'know, like Batman: Year One. That's been going fine, but this comic has got a sex scene in it and I don't wanna piss off the mods BUT I don't wanna skip it entirely so... here we are. Everyone up to speed? Awesome, let's do this."}
+{"text":"Okay, that's all. Thanks for tolerating my presence."}
+{"text":"welcome to earth lmao what a mofo"}
+{"text":"talking about myself hahaha that got me good. great cover, would look better with less lettering tho."}
+{"text":"what the fuck happened to the art here lmao also, i doubt you would have caught shit for the \"sex scene\" and the tits, just spoiler it."}
+{"text":"OP here, the mods on /co/ have gotten so much worse - I've posted nsfw comics there with EVERY bit of nudity edited out, and I still got b&"}
+{"text":"Thread Rules No one is entitled to a request delivery. Provide names and image references in a single post. Do not make more than one request. When your request is delivered to your satisfaction, you can ask for something new. Do not second or bump other requests. Show appreciation, not \"thanks in advance\". Ignore requests from obvious spammers. Don't fight spam with spam and/or trolling. It wastes posts. Screencap edits belong in If your delivery exceeds 4chan's file size limitation (or the delivery cannot be posted here whatever reason), consider uploading it on catbox.moe or our booru first. imgur and twitter uploads are not recommended for image quality reasons. New thread can be created *only* after this one reaches Page 10 at the bump limit. Editors are encouraged to occasionally help out on other edit threads on this and other boards of 4chan (and beyond). Please don't forget to bump the thread if it falls to Page 10 before hitting the bump limit. Collection of Deliveries: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks Anon!"}
+{"text":"me i like the nipple on the left"}
+{"text":"Delivered"}
+{"text":"Requesting full nude/uncover edit of Luz and Amity (time-skip post-finale ver.) ..."}
+{"text":"not OR i like the nipple out, thanks for that tough i hadn't read the request so im surprised by the wounds and scratches that daisy got"}
+{"text":"Pride month is over; let's see some characters getting fucked straight: Post lesbians getting dicked, gay guys losing to pussy, etc. No futa No gas, onara, diapers or other weird shit No drama Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fuckk im so fucked up oh my god"}
+{"text":"Like we said little slut. It's because your very soul knows your purpose as a cock receptacle. A fuck toy to be used and used and used again, paraded around with the tattoo of the lesbian flag with a male symbol punching through placed right over your cunt as a reminder for anyone to see. Taught to serve cock no matter the situation, and always eager for the next one. Knowing that you will serve as a glorious example for other lesbians who try to deny their cock serving purpose. Maybe one day you'll even be well trained enough we get you set up as the star of a massive gangbang train porno so the whole world can see just what a cock slut you are. Unfortunately the wide world calls me away, but I'll leave you with two things little cock slut. The first, you may only cum for the next 24 hours after stating your purpose like before. The second, is a gift you can open if you wish. The name I use on discord is Hermit_Jackalope. Meaning it's now in your hands if you wish to keep learning more directly from a place you know is explicitly me. Though I will certainly keep looking for you in these threads. Remember your purpose cock slut. Maybe we'll get lucky and get you fucked for real before your girlfriend gets back"}
+{"text":"Mmmfffff"}
+{"text":"Cum home white man!"}
+{"text":"I sure hope that's a happy sound."}
+{"text":"anyone got any good predicament BDSM toons like this to share? straight, gay, sissy... whatever."}
+{"text":"Post the best sexy faces Suggestive, O faces, Tongue out, Ahegao, Surprised, Angry, Satisfied, Lip Biting, Gesturing etc."}
+{"text":"So smug"}
+{"text":"Post the commodification and literal objectification of women. Rule34.xxx defines commodification as: Women or men being seen as mere objects that can be bought, sold, modified, used, and thrown away. When combined with legal_slavery, slaves are sold in stores rather than auctions. Meaning a woman is not seen as a person, as might still be with a slave, but as a (throwaway) commodity."}
+{"text":"Visitor from the Rape Thread here. This is a really fun concept, I guess the Multiversal Arcade is a classic but what other concepts do you like? And is this thread like Patriarchy or more towards forniphilia?"}
+{"text":"And is this thread like Patriarchy or more towards forniphilia? A patriarch may - sadly - still see a woman as a unique person and a human beeing, and care about her. The idea here was more that women are seen and used as things. That includes as furniture, but it's still a pretty vague category and obviously overlaps with other scenarios and fetishes (public use, living decoration, vending machines, etc). But this thread is slow going, so I don't wanna police it or anything lol."}
+{"text":"Yep, this thread is just about the use of women as property, but under that vague umbrella, it could include a lot of stuff. Sure, that could mean a world where all women are treated like objects to be bought and sold, but that could also mean a world where only some women are used that way, or even our world where that stuff is relegated (mostly) to a voluntary kink subculture."}
+{"text":"Pussy mouth, cunt face"}
+{"text":"not sure how this thread is supposed to run here when the artists weird enough to do this are all japanese"}
+{"text":"you realize that half the art in this thread is western art, right?"}
+{"text":"yeah but this is stuff that's I've seen over the last 15 years, not exactly a large pool (the couple ai imagines being the only new ones)"}
+{"text":"Found this guy in DA, that does a lot of ftm tf."}
+{"text":"RULES<<<<<<< Everybody • REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT THE GENERAL DRAWTHREAD. TELL US ABOUT YOUR OCS AND ENJOY THE LEWD DRAWINGS THAT COME FROM THIS! • Respect /aco/ and global rules • Take it easy and please be nice to the drawfriends! Remember, they do it for free • Keep art critiques short, and only give if requested • To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 or Image limit • Nobody is entitled to deliveries under any circumstances within these threads. Don't critique others' requests; If you don't like it, don't draw it • Ignore the bait, you're better than this • Stay on topic, and report bait, deliberately poor/antagonistic \"criticism,\" and off-topic posts Requesters • Reply to the OP when you request • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), and keep it to one post • One request per thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ty ty ty"}
+{"text":"Page 10 babeyyy"}
+{"text":".... new thread when?"}
+{"text":"New thread NOW"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"We really do…"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"We really don't"}
+{"text":"We really do"}
+{"text":"Because petite girlypops don't get enough representation."}
+{"text":"I was thinking about it recently and it came to me that Shadman honestly tainted nsfw art online especially on Twitter and r34 past the late-2010s, most popular ones like Blackwhiplash, D-Art, Thiccwithaq all have similar traits of trying to one up each other by who can draw the most offensive and shocking porn for attention rather than actual smut which is what Shad was known to do in the 2010s which made him so big, there aren’t any actual non attention whore nsfw artists that are big now because of this"}
+{"text":"This still up? The fuck is wrong with obsessed fags?"}
+{"text":"yeah it's a nightmare, but i don't think he ruined it per se"}
+{"text":"Never liked him"}
+{"text":"Did you even look? YOu can just google \"shadman lora\" and see results everywhere."}
+{"text":"Diaper girls in the office. Whether they work in management, secretaries, HR, whatever it doesn't matter. Read tha rulez Prev"}
+{"text":"RIP In Peace Diaper thread"}
+{"text":"newnewnew"}
+{"text":"poopy diaper"}
+{"text":"Game?"}
+{"text":"Star Periphery"}
+{"text":"I think it's My Employee's Family, I've seen other posts about it recently and the characters look like they have the same hair."}
+{"text":"star periphery"}
+{"text":"Is the Earth chapter the best one in 4 Elements Trainer? Toph is best girl, counter-domming the muscle bitch in the maze, finally do something with Ty Lee, June's inverted nipples, Joo Dee's fun bags, the fountain... it's got everything."}
+{"text":"korra has always been my favorite but yes the earth chapter is the most well done one"}
+{"text":"Any recommends for what to play after 4 Elements?"}
+{"text":"most other stgs aren't really on that level of completion while also being more personal since most stgs in general are more detached with you collecting girls like pokemon, you could try the akabur ones or summertime saga if you haven't already played those"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
+{"text":"Step 1: Post your image along with ALL information about what it is you're requesting. Once this has been done.. Step 2: Scan though the rest of the messages in /r/ and see if there is anyone that YOU can help out. This is where most fagboats fail. Step 3: Repeat Step 2 till someone fills your request. Step 4: Thank the user that filled your request!"}
+{"text":"Tip: Please do a reverse image search before posting a source request! Upload your image to: Google, TinEye, Yandex and/or IQDB. If the image is in a post, you can click \"▶/Image Search/\". Tip: Be patient! /r/ is not as fast as some other boards. Your request may be fulfilled after several hours. Bookmark your thread, and check back later until it is archived. Warning: Do not post or request personal information (\"dox\") or calls to invasion (\"raids\"). Personal army requests of any form are strictly forbidden."}
+{"text":"Please wizards"}
+{"text":"Preferably a white guy and not a dog but I dont know what she likes"}
+{"text":"Just want to see her used for prompts"}
+{"text":"Can we have this Asian beauty show her breasts and suck a dick?"}
+{"text":"Thanks ^.^"}
+{"text":"Got any of her without the camera?"}
+{"text":"Great thread"}
+{"text":"Need a wizard to animate these into blowjob/facial vids please"}
+{"text":"I'm not wasting money on vids but take this!"}
+{"text":"She loved it on the spot :)"}
+{"text":"Doing FULL VERBAL cocktribs, fleshlight tribs, cumtribs and AI tribs! Will be done on iPad or TV, your choice. I can also use my gf as a fleshlight/Fuckdoll for the tribs with an iPad on her face HUGE CUM SHOTS! With AI I can make it look like your girl is really taking my cock. Love tribbing these sluts. Send her to me, submit to me. make her my pleasure... Kik BreadMon69"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks a ton"}
+{"text":"I have had a fantasy for years of having a video of my bride being ear fucked like the uploaded video. Starting around 10 seconds in (dont want the nonsense in front - just the act of her getting a cock through the ear and reacting like the character in the video) I have not been able to make anything like this so could someone with real ability do it for me? I will post the bride picture as soon as I can but 4chan will probably make me wait a few minutes. in case someone else jumps on the thread, mine is facing the camera and having her hat adjusted and the picture will be titled \"ready.\""}
+{"text":"Like what?"}
+{"text":"like the same thing with this pic, maybe from the left side of the picture? you;re my hero"}
+{"text":"Fucking lol based If you say so brother. I have no reason not to trust you. This was still funny as fuck though."}
+{"text":"feel free to use your imagination. other than having her suck a cock - that's been done before (and I appreciated it) Shot in the chest? strangled? hypnotized?"}
+{"text":"This is interesting, but I am no into violence myself. Maybe someone else..."}
+{"text":"Can I please see them both nude and if you are really good would die for a video of them having sex together so hot"}
+{"text":"Did you try this one?"}
+{"text":"Perfection!"}
+{"text":"More interested in the ones where she's tanned orange ngl."}
+{"text":"Pls wizards do what you can"}
+{"text":"Hi Wizards could anyone undress her please? Much appreciated"}
+{"text":"Dangerously based"}
+{"text":"Guess op isn't around"}
+{"text":"Well, his loss. I'm here to appreciate your work now."}
+{"text":"Can we have her show tits and suck wizard?"}
+{"text":"Do some work on her, please?"}
+{"text":"more? is this grok? got a prompt?"}
+{"text":"Any beth green from walking dead show?"}
+{"text":"FUCK"}
+{"text":"Good morning gents, Here to offer some material over this friend, hoping that some wizard can be insipired to test his skill on her. I have some pictures of her and will post them as I have time to upload them"}
+{"text":"Anything on them please?"}
+{"text":"Artistic indeed!"}
+{"text":"This is definitely a good job but I’d prefer a more degraded expression"}
+{"text":"Use her to test your ai prompts"}
+{"text":"This was worth a shot"}
+{"text":"It didn't sent in my previous post"}
+{"text":"Wanna try some promotsxwith my friends mom? Pls?"}
+{"text":"Plz wizards. Expose and cum on those beautiful breasts"}
+{"text":"Second pic to help if you are interested<3"}
+{"text":"I think I was able to find her snap. I am no snitch, but somneone with better morales could make this a mess."}
+{"text":"MRPISSWIZARD AMAZING WORK. Sorry for yellin. But wow you took a liking to her I love it"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can she get the same?"}
+{"text":"Love seeing what you guys come up with"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Please and thank you wizards"}
+{"text":"Original photo is not AI btw. Made out with this girl in college before my roommate sent me this nude. Bumping with desired position - tit job would be cool too."}
+{"text":"Could someone pls make Reagan suck on a hard cock"}
+{"text":"Omg please hook me up with something like this with this girl I'd cum so many times to it if you did"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping for blondie"}
+{"text":"Yeah I just updated comfyui, all nodes and python dependencies and I'm still getting the same error. Your old SVI WF works, so it's odd that the new one doesn't"}
+{"text":"weirdly enough I was able to fix it by enabling \"Pretty-print\" on the .json download page and then using that instead"}
+{"text":"I've installed the version from op on linux, yet sage attention still doesn't work"}
+{"text":"Installer uses win wheels to install sage, would assume they won't work on linux Ypu could try going python_embedded folder, open console/terminal and type: pip install sageattention==2"}
+{"text":"the text is json, its a format that comfy understands as a workflow. Either download the file or copy and past the content into a file locally and save it as a .json file. Then open that file in comfy."}
+{"text":"Bj, tits out, free use can you esteemed fellows work your magic on her"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Google failed. Please p/r/ovide proper translation."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bÙmp"}
+{"text":"\"It's a very sensitive robot. It has to be deactivated in the presence of my secretary, otherwhise it emits loud whistles and the capacitors melt.\""}
+{"text":"Looking for full video sauce on this image"}
+{"text":"Please upscale this photo, and could you also fully remove the guy from there? thanks Bonus points if anyone wants to also undress her later or make some videos."}
+{"text":"this looks like denims"}
+{"text":"Can some wizard use these sisters?"}
+{"text":"Please can someone give her a facial or cum on her tits Alternatively would love a black cock between her tits"}
+{"text":"Bump please"}
+{"text":"Please make her fucked fucked from bbc or sucking bbc. Or animate her…like you prefer, have fun"}
+{"text":"Blowjob or cumface"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"I am the guy who provided the two bride videos. If you can tell me which of the remaining images on this thread are the same gorgeous woman (as opposed to others who have piled onto the thread) I might be willing to do some more."}
+{"text":"Can someone add nipple piercings to this fake?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Pierce them too"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any wiz or piss miracle to get some missionary or blowjob work here?"}
+{"text":"Post requests. Wizards' choice on what gets done. No bumps. No begging."}
+{"text":"pls"}
+{"text":"Any way you can nudify these sluts??"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach the photo ..these sluts"}
+{"text":"Let this be a thread for betas to post pics and any wizards, new or senior, to cast as little or as many spells on pics as they like to, no pressure, no high demand, let the wizards see the best use of the beta's subject and be a happy thankful beta your subject got blessed with a gen. No one to ask for specific acrions or \"the same to mine please\", if you can't read, you shouldn't get seen to, just post a pic and see what happens... Enjoy! And yes... we'll even let the dog and horse in too"}
+{"text":"Bbc"}
+{"text":"BBC"}
+{"text":"Fake this country chick anyway you can"}
+{"text":"forced As you wish sir"}
+{"text":"Fucking hot af. Please grace me with more quality edits on the other pics"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping for piss"}
+{"text":"vid of her sucking a white cock?"}
+{"text":"Calling all wizards, cast and test whatever spells your hearts desire on her. Use her for wholesome goals or fiendish lust. The choice is yours."}
+{"text":"This girl needs some bbc"}
+{"text":"Honestly kind of surprised this hottie hasn't been subjected to more sucking and fucking"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any other wizards willing to do her"}
+{"text":"Please wizards animate these getting fucked sucked or cummed on please"}
+{"text":"Many options ..get creative wizards"}
+{"text":"Please go crazy with some of these"}
+{"text":"wizard's choice"}
+{"text":"Can you do her?"}
+{"text":"do her please"}
+{"text":"starter"}
+{"text":"Wizards' choice"}
+{"text":"Please do her"}
+{"text":"Please cum this girl"}
+{"text":"able to do with this two?"}
+{"text":"Sex plz"}
+{"text":"Looks cute and like a great scene. Thanks."}
+{"text":"I guess swabery in a gangbang scene With Tiffany tatum."}
+{"text":"Awesome thanks!"}
+{"text":"Hi Wizzards can you undress her please maybe animate her getting fucked and cummed on ? Very much would be appreciated"}
+{"text":"This one too maybe please"}
+{"text":"Bumping for the second photo"}
+{"text":"Make her goon out and go absolute retarded making dumb faces while getting fucked and cummed on please .."}
+{"text":"Sup wiz! Can someone get a BBC going down her face? Would love to cum buckets"}
+{"text":"Bump for piss?"}
+{"text":"Please kind wizards anything. Here's a slut from my gym..."}
+{"text":"please wiz"}
+{"text":"Can someone please use her, she's a virgin irl"}
+{"text":"*she was"}
+{"text":"once she started, she couldn't stop..."}
+{"text":"Can this virgin also get the same treatment?"}
+{"text":"Amazing thanks, her sister is also a virgin, maybe she can help her out?"}
+{"text":"Requesting anons to do 3. Small things if possible. 1. Erase the red cloth on girl on the left leg. 2. Edit it so that they both sitting on dildos.3. If possible adjust the girl on lefts skin tone to be closer to her face color. My thanks to yall in advance."}
+{"text":"Similar here, Dillon request wise, adjust color of girl on right. Again my thanks to anyone who does it."}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of BJ, cumshots and normal sex positions here in the thread. How about a rimjobb? Would love to see this girl giving one!"}
+{"text":"Her?"}
+{"text":"She'd love to eat some ass"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Nobodys going to edit your mid ass bitch lmfao"}
+{"text":"Ai wizards do your magic"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"continuing thread from generating massive boobs on donor images"}
+{"text":"Treat her as such"}
+{"text":"Not bad"}
+{"text":"Hotttttt"}
+{"text":"Post a full frontal"}
+{"text":"Is it possible for any wizard to use her for such an edit? Or any desire to experiment with new prompts or such?"}
+{"text":"Bumping her!"}
+{"text":"Discord?"}
+{"text":"Thank you wizard, could you do her too if possible?"}
+{"text":"Bump for blowjob"}
+{"text":"Pls boss"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Evening all, asking for as many different variations of POV handjobs that can be done if any willing volunteers want to get creative! Thanks"}
+{"text":"Night bump for wizard action"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump again for the HJ"}
+{"text":"I can't do handjobs sadly"}
+{"text":"Bj and boobs visible if possible please wiz master"}
+{"text":"Mighty Wizards, pls show your skills and use my sister. Anal, Bj, Doggy or Tits out. Thx!"}
+{"text":"Bump!"}
+{"text":"Bump, pls give this big booty a doggy"}
+{"text":"done :3 vid on discord :3"}
+{"text":"BUMP Nice sis OP, this cannot be all for this beautiful slut *-*"}
+{"text":"my work above, is screenshot of a vid with jiggle. available on Discord: malganisx22 peace :3"}
+{"text":"Can I get one of those POV blowjobs please"}
+{"text":"Could a kind wizard please animate her spreading or something like that? A cream-pie perhaps?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Get her busty tits out and do the rest. Would appreciate wizards!"}
+{"text":"Could a wiz animate her getting fucked or cumsprayed over tits?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any chance of a bj or doggy"}
+{"text":"bj or doggy or kek"}
+{"text":"Mrpisswizard you always know when to trickle in. Delivered on the mission and living up to your legendary status."}
+{"text":"Can you do that to her?"}
+{"text":"Could any wizards please make her sucking or fucking any color. size or type of cock. Tits out would be a bonus."}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"Abosulte stunner babe"}
+{"text":"She should be more careful when picking who's driving her at home when she's drunk"}
+{"text":"thanks man, much appreciated its amazing how those tits kept growing from freshman to junior year of college"}
+{"text":"Can Wizard show me what they would do?"}
+{"text":"There you go"}
+{"text":"Waking up to bj or cannot starting with eyes shut"}
+{"text":"This intermediate pic is great."}
+{"text":"what about this one? Apparently she forgot her house's backup keys on the desk in the office..."}
+{"text":"Not OP, fucking love a good pisswiz multi-attack, one day I'll be brave and summon you on my own thread"}
+{"text":"Yeah this OP lucked the fuck out."}
+{"text":"unbelievable can you do the same to this one or is it too hard ?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Give it to my Aunt as you wish mighty Wizards."}
+{"text":"If Any wizard can make this ass get fucked I would appreciate it thanks"}
+{"text":"Late bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Mrpiss if you see this think you can help out pls."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can she give a blowjob or get fucked?"}
+{"text":"Hey thanks PW these look awesome you always deliver"}
+{"text":"Can someone plz animate this to her getting fucked missionary or doggy style an then receiving cumshots all over her face and titts please"}
+{"text":"You asked for this on another post, but it's good, I got you Come on discord for more"}
+{"text":"Thanks, a bunch!"}
+{"text":"Bumping for some nastiness"}
+{"text":"Bumping please wizards hook me up with some sexy stuff to blow my load off too of this bitch"}
+{"text":"could someone please plaster this cute face with cum?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks you"}
+{"text":"big load for big tits?"}
+{"text":"Oh god... have she sucked a dick too?"}
+{"text":"hell yeah. got filled in all holes Add me on discord"}
+{"text":"Could someone edit her being a bbc whore?"}
+{"text":"The original non nude is also welcome"}
+{"text":"The bump of hope"}
+{"text":"The bump of unwavering faith"}
+{"text":"You've done some amazing work in these threads, I would love it if you could use some of it on this lovely girl! I wouldn't even know what to choose if you did one or two, I'd just love to see some of your work on her!"}
+{"text":"Thank you!!! Have the best day! :D"}
+{"text":"please"}
+{"text":"Please wizard do her."}
+{"text":"Feel free to be creative with this scenario"}
+{"text":"Hello, I am back from last time's thread: I am a Wiz trainee, I am getting better at using comfyui correctly. I actually got some new tricks this time around. With that in mind I want to practice so I'll be taking requests. A few rules. -No indians (really ugly) -No spammers (really annoying) -Most stuff is now on the plate, doggy, missionary, bj, facials, and so on (quality now withstanding). -Petite women on their 20s preferably or as long as they're legal (but I'll do what I can if I like the girl in the pic). -No blurry pics -No OF models nor famous people, you can google those. -Only one pic per person, unless I really like the girl in which case I'll let you know. -If you do send a second pic I'll put it on the queue while I do others first. -I don't have to say it, but nothing illegal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Another picture, just incase you feel kind enough to do a bj on this one."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"wiz you are able to do something here?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, can she get a bj/facial? Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Thank you sir, can you use this?"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman sucking on that cock. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Would kindly appreciate a wiz that can do some work on her and get her fucked, got a couple different angles"}
+{"text":"bumpin for hope"}
+{"text":"Wizards please do as you will"}
+{"text":"Pls??"}
+{"text":"Thanks wiz <33"}
+{"text":"Please Wiz!"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the name of this video?"}
+{"text":"Humble request for a kind wizard to get them naked any way you see fit! Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can anyone make a video of a guy cumming on her legs? (I know it's hard)"}
+{"text":"If there is someone that can do stuff like this, maybe you'd also do it to these girls?"}
+{"text":"Hi wizards, Requesting she be animated to show her tits if possible. Thanks friends!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Animated to real Real to generic anime Slight inpainting available."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks wiz!"}
+{"text":"Amazing! Thank you"}
+{"text":"strip the whole bunch pls"}
+{"text":"Is there a Wizard capable of animating a man walking from behind this woman and fucking her from behind. Thanks."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Not hard :3 i have to go. join me on Discord: malganisx22 or wait for hours :3"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's yours!"}
+{"text":"Can we see her riding a dick wiz?"}
+{"text":"Alt"}
+{"text":"Would love to see her taking one"}
+{"text":"Would love to see any bbc edit, or any edit of the wizards choice"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bunp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Final Bump"}
+{"text":"I'd love a wizard to strip her and ass fuck her where she lies please"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can someone make a video where some nigger runs up and sharks the brides mother and pulls her top down while they both scream."}
+{"text":"Nice, I miss the nigger attack vids"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Requesting her bust size to be increased to about the same size as the replied image and for her kimono to be falling even further down both her arms, please. Preferably not exposing any nipples, but keeping it loose and flowy, just to keep it with the more relaxed feel of it."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"go right ahead and feed my former mathematics teacher some nice big dick in her mouth"}
+{"text":"somebody shop a big dick in her mouth like she's giving some guy a blowjob"}
+{"text":"First of all, take this, it might be helpful for future requests"}
+{"text":"thank you so much for updating her face up to today's standards of high definition. I'll be sure to use that for future reference every time I want to show her off for whatever I want her to do."}
+{"text":"nice one. she looks so hot when giving guys BJs. Once again, thank you so much PlasticPrevious for the initial HD'fication as well as the BJ pic of her giving a blowjob to a guy in class."}
+{"text":"dear wizlords, pls work your magic requesting deep throat / nudify"}
+{"text":"men who wanna get cucked post ur hotties"}
+{"text":"i'd love to see a wizard try to animate the woman sucking off the guy's big dick that's coming out of his pants, like she's giving him a blowjob. the backdrop is a luxurious bedroom scenery for the purpose of a green screen effect"}
+{"text":"if you want this request to be taken remotely seriously provide a slightly not ridiculous image."}
+{"text":"had to rework the pic, so here's the first one."}
+{"text":"here's the second one"}
+{"text":"this is the improvised changes i made to my requests. keeping the same premise of my outlined request, but positioning both the guy's dick (popping out of his pants) and the woman sucking him off as two separate side-by-side photos."}
+{"text":"hopefully these changes I made were satisfactory enough for you wizards to be willing to animate these side to side pics into blowjob videos while keeping the base images as is. so disregard the original base image by OP"}
+{"text":"Sauce/moar?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can we see her get an unwanted facial?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"she didn't enjoy the first one..."}
+{"text":"But she was happy after we all finished"}
+{"text":"Amazing work"}
+{"text":"anytime. I'm available on discord :)"}
+{"text":"it happens every year, some random posts a clip or two from the tradition since it happens everywhere and its public af, but where do you find more? feels like its shadowbanned on mainstream porn sites so you only find it in the depths of Instagram and twitter"}
+{"text":"Need her sucking and fucking BBC"}
+{"text":"There is are 2 AI edits of this kpop idol with her boobs hanging out in the stage but i couldn't find it anywere. can someone help me please?"}
+{"text":"Found this"}
+{"text":"And this"}
+{"text":"These aren't the videos. From what i remember the resolution was kinda bad and her breasts were bigger"}
+{"text":"Sorry champ I didn't find anything like that"}
+{"text":"Thx anyway"}
+{"text":"Please nudify the following two photos. Nudifications will do. If you would to animate the photos, that would be much appreciated. Thank you."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please, wizards"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for wizard or anon to nudifiy her, add bush if able. My thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"Night request bump"}
+{"text":"Morning request bump"}
+{"text":"Afternoon bump"}
+{"text":"Evening. Bump"}
+{"text":"Requesting bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for collection of work by LaFemmeAI and AlexJim and redhoney.ai. Kemono haven't been updated in a while (half a year or more in some casses). And erome stuff only offers previews my sincere thanks in advance to any anon who can provide the stuff."}
+{"text":"Bumping for possible links"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Morning bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for nudification editnof these 2. Extra points if you can edit it so it looks like they riding rocks or Dildo. My thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"It honestly would have been kek"}
+{"text":"Nudification bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"i personally have seen at least two dozen gens of her because of your begging. Dozen? Man, I need to check back more i've seen like maybe six or so! shes clearly not the same sex pot in your eyes as everyone else oh im very aware of this, yes."}
+{"text":"there were at least 2-3 like 4 threads ago"}
+{"text":"im not being a fascist for saying dude could be less entitled. he already posted one request and couldnt wait 30 minutes before complaining as if he doesnt request her *every* thread"}
+{"text":"more pelase!"}
+{"text":"sorry, i cant test the loras right now and i have to go, but maybe this works for now?..."}
+{"text":"Wondering if there is a Wizard who can animate this woman getting on her knees and sucking on a big black cock."}
+{"text":"i certainly can. bbc is a normal day for me. you can contact me on Discord: malganisx22 or wait for hours"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Tried reverse searching but found nothing"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Grump"}
+{"text":"Hump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Ai upscale please"}
+{"text":"I got so many to upscale"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Masters, please animate this woman giving a blowjob to this cock. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Animate please"}
+{"text":"Spreading to show asshole please"}
+{"text":"can you make her jerk off and cum pls"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I believe it's called Scarlet Witch's mesmerising joi, and it stars Ellie Idol."}
+{"text":"If you have a better pic of the face I can primeyes search it."}
+{"text":"Can someone enhance? Or drop whatever with the pic thanks wizards"}
+{"text":"lol not bad thanks tho. Any others?"}
+{"text":"Nice ! That’s more my speed but what’s with the dude? Lmao can you do one where she shows her tits too? Thanks!!!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can somebody work their magic to have her pull her panties to the side and spread her ass while looking back at the camera please?"}
+{"text":"Bumping for a miracle"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can somebody help a brother out?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Always here for a brother :)"}
+{"text":"Masters, please animate this woman sucking on that cock."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why would we want to see that"}
+{"text":"There you go. Everyone deserves their pleasure :)"}
+{"text":"I'm not op but nice. Can you do other pics or anything"}
+{"text":"hit me up on discord and we'll figure it out"}
+{"text":"blowjob please, wizards"}
+{"text":"nice, her too?"}
+{"text":"How about her? Is image ok though"}
+{"text":"Care to do another please? Would love to see a cock in her mouth."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to get the sauce/video of a MP4 I found scrolling the archives"}
+{"text":"Request thread for Kemono, Coomer, Nekohouse and similar sites. Keep the thread alive Provide a image/video reference or link(s) Be patient, and don't complain Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Can we have a new addition for this nasty beauty? onlyfans.com/liza_vetta"}
+{"text":"please cum all over this character's feet"}
+{"text":"shop in a big live-action dick as if you're really jerking off all over her feet."}
+{"text":"Someone to animate this woman sucking on bbc"}
+{"text":"Can anyone x-ray this please? If you can up-scale a bit it’s even better"}
+{"text":"Summoning the xray gods. AI is cool also but really looking for that xray see through clothes effect."}
+{"text":"BUMP! SUMMONING WIZARDS"}
+{"text":"Is she an OF whore?"}
+{"text":"Please do the same with this slut"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"pls wizords if possible"}
+{"text":"Please can someone X-ray Rosie bikini !!!! I have lots more 2 share 2 Rosiethomas69 on telegram"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Looks like she is a porn actress, or model."}
+{"text":"I NEEEEED MOREE PROMPTS FOR GEMINI AI looking for more feet, sexual poses, tight clothing and one that can at least get them on their underwear, this one the closest ive got The image is a selfie of a person standing indoors. The individual is wearing a white and black cow print bodysuit with a matching headband and a choker. They are also wearing striped arm warmers. The person is holding a white smartphone in their right hand, which is positioned to their right side, and they are taking a selfie. The background is a simple, neutral room with a white door and a white wall. They have a neutral expression on their face. There is no visible text in the image."}
+{"text":"The image is a candid photograph of a person sitting in a chair. The individual is wearing a green sweatshirt with white stripes on the sleeves Their left foot is raised, with the toes pointing upwards, and their right foot is resting on the chair's armrest. The person's left hand is placed on their lap, and their right hand is holding a small object, which appears to be a pink object, possibly a toy or a small object of interest. The person's face is partially visible, with their eyes looking towards the camera. The setting is indoors, with a wall-mounted light fixture visible in the background. There is a framed picture on the wall, but the details of the picture are not clear. The floor is covered with a patterned rug, and the chair has a blue cushion. The overall atmosphere of the image is casual and relaxed. There are no texts or discernible brands in the image."}
+{"text":"Calling all Wizards I’m desperate to see her sucking some cock, or switching between 2 guys sucking them both off."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Would love to see her disgusted with the cum being stot on her face and chest! Please and thank you sir wizards!"}
+{"text":"That is unbelievably perfect! Thank you great wizard!"}
+{"text":"Can she get the same treatment? If you can get her top off first that’s awesome."}
+{"text":"Pls wiz"}
+{"text":"Can someone make her suck this cock?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Help wiz. Need to see her tits bouncing while riding a big cock."}
+{"text":"BUMP!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumpppp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I come seeking the great and powerful Wiz. Soon I depart for a place most remote far from reliable high speed wizardry. I look to fill my spank bank before I depart. please Mr. Piss Wiz heed my call."}
+{"text":"sauce? he posts pics and videos of himself on the /v/ jiggie threads sometimes. he also did so yesterday, but he didn't give source i know he has a twitter with more content, because i asked him once like a year ago in one of the jiggie rooms, but i forgot the damn name i also can't find anything with yandex reverse image search i'll post everything i have of him"}
+{"text":"Need help making this into a video of her gagging herself with duct tape or a bandana, or even a ballgag if possible! Thank you! ^^"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"could some kind wiz make these two babes kiss passionately?"}
+{"text":"would appreciate it a lot! I dont have disc unfortunately"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"done"}
+{"text":"done with me remembering to attach the fucking file this time"}
+{"text":"woww thats way better than I was expecting, fuck. Thanks anon!!"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Looking for a specific video. It was a try not to cum video. It was a compilation of videos that had a beat to the beat soundtrack. It contained the video of the picture here. I remember the logo of the creator was either a devil or demon of some sort. I’ve been looking for this video for years. Would appreciate any help!"}
+{"text":"can a wizard animate her jerking off and cumming pls"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"done, but only in private on Discord: malganisx22 you can contact me if you are \"motivated\" or wait hours here :3"}
+{"text":"good luck lmao"}
+{"text":"Anything you seem fit for her"}
+{"text":"wizards choice for this 20yo cutie"}
+{"text":"Plz show her taking a big dick that cums on her back."}
+{"text":"/bow"}
+{"text":"seems some of the better prompts have all gone dead moderated to shit - what prompts are you working with now"}
+{"text":"better prompts have all gone dead moderated to shit Because of threads like this, /gif/, reddit, and X."}
+{"text":"Error: Comment too long (8304/2000). Go on SC. We got a whole thread for them. Grok is very much alive."}
+{"text":"What's SC?"}
+{"text":"Just X, it all went to shit when they shoehorned Grok imagine into X posts to publicly edit other people's pictures, you can imagine what happened next, a bunch of undressing and the usual degenerate stuff of underage people and Karens right on their feed for everyone to see. As a result they moderated undressing videos even more. Now pasties are basically gone."}
+{"text":"Take this thicc blonde for a test drive, wizards! Test your new gens on her!"}
+{"text":"bump bump bump"}
+{"text":"last bump for the night!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"last one! hopefully someone wants to test her!"}
+{"text":"Use my cousin for whatever you want wizards"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"One last bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any wizards gonna show her what she's missing out on? no rules, no limits. may the best wizards win"}
+{"text":"for those wondering why it's a tinder pic. got it from when i tried catfishing her. which was working and we were definitely getting somewhere, but then some family shit happened and she wasn't very active and kinda messed the mementom i had."}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"\"gross glutton here\" *farts*"}
+{"text":"done :3 vid on discord :3"}
+{"text":"can a kind wizard make the taller girl have a massive cock and make her fuck the shorter girl while she holds her off the ground pls"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"wanna see her getting humped"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please Wizards"}
+{"text":"my cock tease sweetheart"}
+{"text":"love gooning to her face ngh"}
+{"text":"she's hot"}
+{"text":"got anymore?"}
+{"text":"whats her IG?"}
+{"text":"Please make her suck the bottom of the axe"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman removing her top revealing her breasts and then sucking on that cock. Thanks."}
+{"text":"last help with this boring green d. here. peace"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"She looks like she's begging to suck a cock and get cummed on. Please oblige her."}
+{"text":"Newfag here- I use /co/, don't fault me. When I was coming up like 14/15 years ago, I was really into basically every type of porn. There wasn't anything that didn't get me going. Tranny, lesbo, gay, straight, incest, animated- I was a fucking deviant. There was this one incest-adjacent porno, where it was basically this brunette woman and her \"daughter,\" (related or not idk), and they fucked a dude together. At the beginning, its like in a living room, either purple walls or purple couch or something, and the mom is talking to the camera guy about doing porn, and then calls down the daughter, and \"decides to help her\" or some shit. So both white, brunette or black hair, 5'7-5'10 height, mom was maybe 40's, daughter was 20's, both busty, and at the beginning they oil each other up. Then, this dude comes out of nowhere, bangs the mom, then bangs the daughter with moms help, etc. I think he was white, ripped, short black hair (maybe?). I've been trying to find this porno for YEARS. I've tried all the keywords, all the weird older sketchy porn sites, everything, but I fucking can't. Idk if this is what y'all do on /r/, but if any of you know what I'm talking about or know the video, I'd love to see it again. Similar to pic but they don't directly fuck (at least I don't remember them doing it?) inb4 \"you fucked the bump and deleted a thread for THIS\" yea I did fuck you"}
+{"text":"The pic was supposed to be showing the similar style of video- it's not related to it unfortunately, but thank you"}
+{"text":"Why should someone be judged for using /co/? It's a nice place."}
+{"text":"Hi Wizards, Can you work your magic to undress her and perhaps zoom in a bit / fine tune the image. Thanks friends!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman either pulling her blouse up with her right flashing us her titties OR altogether removing her blouse with her right hand while still holding her phone with her left hand. Maybe have her drop her skirt as well. Thank you."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Any takers?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
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+{"text":"Prehistoric Mystery Edition previous: This thread is dedicated to all animals of the Reptilia and Amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered Classifieds for finding breeders and products: morphmarket.com kingsnake.com faunaclassifieds.com caudata.org Most forums will have a \"for sale\" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area. When asking a question, make sure to include these details: Type and size of animal Enclosure dimensions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is there any reason to not just exclusively feed hornworms to a new caledonian gecko? I hate crickets. They don't readily take dubias and I fucking hate finding dubias they decided to just let go in their cages. The male readily takes and the female goes ballistic for hornworms and they're not super fatty and offer a decent amount of chitin. The main reason I want to provide insects is for chitin, hydration and stimulation since CGD has all of the nutrients handled."}
+{"text":"A more varied diet is always better than a less varied diet, but if hornworms and CGD is the alternative to just CGD, it’s obviously a superior choice. Have you tried soldier fly larva?"}
+{"text":"i haven't done soldierflies but my local store only reliably has hornworms, dubias and crickets. I think wormy things in general are more up their alley since they took silkworms and waxworms before, but i'm not really trying to powerfeed/bulk them so I don't see much of a point in giving them super fatty stuff."}
+{"text":"walk past garden see little lizard chilling on shadecloth it's just one of the many skinks that chill there daily do a double take that's a huge head for a skink it's a Bearded Dragon holy fuck that's a small Bearded Dragon, smaller than my pinkie finger notice it sit there the entire day big Huntsman spider starts moving closer and closer to it pick the Bearded Dragon up and put in my garden away from spider Sorry God but I had to interfere, he was too smol and cute to be eaten by a shitty spider."}
+{"text":"Alright guys I'm in trouble. I catch salamanders and frogs when I see them, but thing my fat huge salamander was in fact pregnant and laid larvas. I checked online and they eat mosquitos larvas and shit but it's winter there and there are none. I caught small flies and they won't eat them, same for small worms I bought. It's like they won't eat anything. I hesitated releasing them but we're in winter. The weather actually is ok these days and the lake probably won't freeze but I'm afraid it snows or something in february and they all die or get eaten by a predator. Is there a way to feed them or do I have to release them hoping for them to survive? They're in that basket for a full week and surprisingly didn't die… What do?"}
+{"text":"Why are b*dgies so stupid?"}
+{"text":"unironically using googleAI Who is the stupid one?"}
+{"text":"Thinks startle response is an animal being dumb Ingests AI slop Does it make you feel smart when an animal gets scared and acts instinctively?"}
+{"text":"Humans have this too although not as strongly. Shit imagine a gorilla having a hypnagogic hallucination. It's not all budgies though some don't. I've had one cockatiel had them about twice a month and the other 4 maybe once a year"}
+{"text":"Not stupidity. Is it stupid to jerk your hand away from the hot stove? Prey fleeing responses are likely like that. In most natural circumstances it saves their lives."}
+{"text":"my sister in law killed 4 budgies because she kept leaving them in their cage for weeks at a time and refused to cover it, AND she kept a stray cat in the house."}
+{"text":"not me"}
+{"text":"do you think he would keep talking about his gay little snakes while you're thrusting in and out of him, gradually stuttering and moaning more and more while trying to keep his composure"}
+{"text":"Or in the closet"}
+{"text":"shut up"}
+{"text":"absolutely"}
+{"text":"Why do millennials even own pets if they find them to be just a nuisance? It is not mandatory"}
+{"text":"Shhhhh"}
+{"text":"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"Alcoholism is how the world selects out low IQ violent retards. Alcohol can't make you a different person. It can only remove learned inhibitions that were hiding the person you already were. That's why low IQ, typically muslim peoples are all afraid of drinking alcohol and the moment they do they become impulsively violent rapists. Because that's what they actually are before all the allah and hellfire shit is talked into them and it's why their civilizational achievements hit a ceiling quick. All of the achievements muslims claim from \"muh islamic golden age\" were actually achieved by *non muslims*, and most of the smart people left for europe which is why the islamic golden age stopped. We stole greek scholarship inshallah! Oh no, they all left *centuries of ruin* Now muslims just exist to get killed by jews in a giant act of natural selection. The only bad thing that happened in gaza was the IDF getting tired of shooting the fucking rats. *fires rockets at you for 20 years* get out of your land, jew! allah says its mine now! -alcohol-fearing mudslime i'll let you stop any time... oh, you finally killed a few hundred civilians. guess we're eradicating you now. -alcohol enjoying Jew Use of alcohol is the fundamental difference between civilized and non-civilized people. Jew: Has two drinks, cheerfully discusses business, finance, physics and philosophy with his friends Arab: Has two drinks, starts gloating and insulting people, gets in a fight, gropes women, forms a rape gang with other drunk arabs"}
+{"text":"violence, suicides, and traffic accidents roughly correlate with the number of african americans in the study group assume the bottom 50% of africans is equal in number to the bottom 25% of whites there's your \"alcohol problem\" hmmm"}
+{"text":"What dog breed is the king of aesthetics, the most mogger of dogs? For me, it's the Australian Shepherd and Samoyed"}
+{"text":"t. sheep"}
+{"text":"Hello single male with female intact husky"}
+{"text":"i recognize that cookie!"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I tried to think of dogs whose beauty surpasses huskies, but I couldn't. G.S.Ds come in second place."}
+{"text":"Horse General It's too hot, I will simply lie here a while edition - Old Grey Mare"}
+{"text":"I dont get how people can like an animal thats so passive Its the same with bunnies they eat AND stand around"}
+{"text":"Not everyone needs constant external stimulation, ADHD-kun."}
+{"text":"Bunnies also go sque sque sque thump thump thump"}
+{"text":"How would a horse hold a gun?"}
+{"text":"Last thread was deleted for some odd reason. Last posts were about helping an Australian anon to find his lost cat. Hope she's safe, mate."}
+{"text":"Build a bridge over the road"}
+{"text":"Consider keeping your cat indoors like the other 80% of first world cat owners"}
+{"text":"back in july i took in a cat from a friend of a friend who never brought them to a vet or even got them fixed, i got all that handled and the cat bonded to me really strongly this past wednesday they collapsed very suddenly because they were experiencing heart failure and i couldnt afford to save their life i miss this little retard im trying to decide what to do now, my living space feels empty and lonely without a little friend :( most of the cats available (right now) at adoption centers and rescues are spirit cats, meaning they basically just exist in your home and have no interest in being your buddy, which really sucks other cats are ranging more than $300+ for adoption fees any recommendations from more experienced cat owners? new england region, if relevant"}
+{"text":"I hope I die with my cat"}
+{"text":"why is there no day of the week thats reserved for dogs?"}
+{"text":"catschizo aka jeetschizo seething big time kek"}
+{"text":"is this your last cope anti cat schizo"}
+{"text":"sounds like it could be yours, truly. i'm just enjoying your multi thread melty jeetschizo kek! this"}
+{"text":"No matter how much you seethe, it won't change the fact that your heckin doggo licks shit particles all over your face"}
+{"text":"Extreme TRVKE"}
+{"text":"Pets or alcohol. Which is better?"}
+{"text":"i need to fill with life with wholesome chungus oneorangebraincel pupperinos i need to drinky drinky or else i don't know how to socialize both are gay and indicate a person is uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts"}
+{"text":"maybe you're right. both aren't ideal."}
+{"text":"Both are normal if not mandatory for normal intelligent people. Muslims hate pets and alcohol. Muslims fear that which reveals their character. UH NOOOOO I AM LE HECCIN THOUGHTFUL AND MUST BE ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS All of the time, supegenius? No, you fear that which reveals your character. Alcohol forces you to tell the truth. Pets force your character to come through truthfully because \"it's just a dog\" When you hit your dog, when you're an uppity or perverted drunk, you're AFRAID of these moments because they'd destroy the fake person you want everyone else to see and show the world the piece of shit that's lurking under the larp. You will now toggle airplane mode and report my post several times for racism. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Don't interact with this thread. Just someone from Hassan Piker's cult having a meltdown because someone dared to point his idol as a dog abuser. A thread died for this."}
+{"text":"Truth nuke. Never trust someone who doesnt drink because they probably get violent or act immoral. The alcohol does not “make them”. Alcohol does not “change” people. It removes inhibitions and shows what was already there. And never trust someone who doesnt like dogs or friendly cats. Its an animal that wants to be your friend. The way they treat them shows the way they’d treat people in a world without consequences. Every time. Ie: Dog beater = domestic violence. muslims Yes, the muslim world never evolved because instead of preferring inherently civilized people they scared a bunch of prehistoric canaanite farmers into using religious fervor to pretend to be civilized."}
+{"text":"Flexible use of a multi-purpose tool by a cow www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)01597-0"}
+{"text":"forgot my picture"}
+{"text":"Ungulates in general are VERY underestimated when it comes to intelligence, even though they are a very succesful group of mammals. There is a carnivore bias as well as an anthropocentric bias when studying animals. Cows have rich inner lives and qualia, this is beyond question."}
+{"text":"how is this new? cows use things to scratch themselves all the time, is it because it's a broom? you can give it a normal stick and it will do the same, I find it more unique when they play with balls, how do they even know what is a ball made for?"}
+{"text":"There are tons of anecdotes about interesting animal behavior but this one now has the stamp of scientific aproval."}
+{"text":"I wish I had one so badly"}
+{"text":"I am one"}
+{"text":"Cool. I'm curious what goes on in your little guys brains. What do you think about all day?"}
+{"text":"Banana"}
+{"text":"Big banana"}
+{"text":"Is it normal that I like looking at dog paws so much and wish I had paws too?"}
+{"text":"I wish i had hooves I believe u and i like the cat"}
+{"text":"hooves Horsefag?"}
+{"text":"Probably."}
+{"text":"No Horses are weird"}
+{"text":"What are paws made out of? What would be the human equivalent? The palms of our hands or fingerprints don't seem like the same thing at all."}
+{"text":"now I thought they always did that"}
+{"text":"why is there a deep pool with no exit ramp in the enclosure?!?!"}
+{"text":"beautiful video in that link"}
+{"text":"Elephants are extremely smart and when they want to be cruel they can do so much. Humans are still human-sized but an elephant can step on a person slowly breaking every bone one at a time for maximum suffering if that is their wish."}
+{"text":"Probably is on the other side, but a flighty and stupid herd animal will behave like a flighty and stupid herd animal."}
+{"text":"I don't think you can overfeed VFTs desu"}
+{"text":"I know you can't pitchers either, they are apparently so good at attracting/trapping and so bad at digesting that people regularly report entire pitchers just filled up with a tower of flies and bugs"}
+{"text":"Yep, some of my pitcher well filled to the top with bugs by fall, must be hundreds of dead bugs per pitcher"}
+{"text":"Guess that's why they get the biggest"}
+{"text":"I was proud of my plants for being their tiny, tiny carbon sequestering selves and knowing that every leaf they grew was helping global warming by 0.000000000001 % of 0.000000000000000000000000001% but I recently learned that there literally is not enough space on the entire earth for plants to even make a difference in co2 levels and thats very depressing"}
+{"text":"Post wolves. Information. Images. Stories. Art. News. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Satan's Werewolf - The chalice of life stands barren Awaiting fulfillment from the cursed wine Satan's Werewolf - In the light of this one candle The blood is the life and my blood is Satan's"}
+{"text":"The wolves leave the body so there's no cannibalism but at the same time they will eat pups of a different tribe no problem. The weak do not deserve respect, they are just food."}
+{"text":"mm gril :D"}
+{"text":"krillions must die"}
+{"text":"filtered"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"muh sides"}
+{"text":"It's weird how they're considered a \"predator\" because of some semantic bullshit"}
+{"text":"dogs literal genetic freaks mangled by centuries of selective breeding to became loyal slaves of a massah have nothing in common with the proud wolves slobbering retards that will die if are abandoned in the wild street dogs just rummage through trashcans to find man's slop cats virtually unchanged vicious killers living in our homes retained all of their wild instincts street cats actually hunt for their food can survive in the wild no problem"}
+{"text":"street dogs don't exist in civilized countries this is so monumentally retarded that only a jeet could have thought of this in his headcanon fantasy about \"civilized countries\" yeas saar civilize country so gud they don't eben have stray animals and peoples poo just vanishes into thin air using nanomachines, ahh yes, civilized country is so good saar"}
+{"text":"street dogs don't exist in civilized countries, you wouldn't know this because you live in a thirdie shithole. also, take your medication catschizo."}
+{"text":"yeah saar, civilize world so good, no stray dog and no poo and flying cars Rajesh..."}
+{"text":"I like both :3"}
+{"text":"toxoplasmosis many such case gets bullied by its useless tyrant shits and pisses on his pillow whenever he's frustrated No but you understand, I can't punish it, it's not a dog! It won't understand. cats are so much better and independant! Ok catslave. I'll keep my helping, faithful, obeying loving canidæ, and you'll enjoy your despising useless feline master, ok?"}
+{"text":"gluttony edition"}
+{"text":"I think this beaver has felled so many logs like that one that he knows it's not dangerous to have one bonk on you"}
+{"text":"any suggestions for my minecraft mod beaver bros? (eager beavers) They can build dams, lodges spawn as structures, you can give them food and they'll walk around with it, they can knock down trees, etc."}
+{"text":"Make it compatable with Dynamic Trees and/or Panda's Falling Trees and HT's TreeChop"}
+{"text":"do glarpoids make for good housepets?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, that's garloid. Stop your (((propaganda))) jacob"}
+{"text":"that low five at the end"}
+{"text":"Kek Love me Wilford Brimleys"}
+{"text":"AIEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"twas but a 'rus Ftfy"}
+{"text":"I'd like to talk about how to keep our pets safe. This is a follow-up thread to me thinking my dog killed a neighborhood cat a while back. The neighbor ended up digging out a bullet from their feline friend, and I have since found 11 more reports of animals being killed in my town this month alone. The story is usually the same. will open your gate to let the dog out lures it away from properties (rural area) shoots the dog slits its throat and leaves it on the ground or shoots cat with some sort of suppressed .22 rifle or pellet gun (both types of rounds found) near homes will leave cat to rot where it lays A few years ago, someone was shooting wild donkeys in town to the same effect. Just letting them lay in the road or on the side of the road. I'm wondering if poaching and pet theft/killing, and this discussion in general, is an acceptable topic on /an/ too."}
+{"text":"What if he can afford gen 4s and you stuck with gen 3s?"}
+{"text":"Start patrolling town with a few thermal camera drones at night to catch him in the act. Once you ID his vehicle and residence, it's all over. Rural farmers would simply torch his home and shoot him if he exits."}
+{"text":"Buy a ghille suit, NODS and a .25 cal airgun. Set up a bait station with stray cats. Do the needful"}
+{"text":"This + cameras for every inch of the property."}
+{"text":"Gut him open when you find him please and thank you"}
+{"text":"Podcaster Joe Rogan has warned that mountain lions are running riot in certain states and eating household pets, demanding politicians do more to address the problem. “One of the things they found out in San Francisco in the Bay Area was when they do shoot these mountain lions, they’ve done an analysis of their diet. It’s 50 percent dogs.\" “They’re doing nothing to curb the population. And this is the thing is like people go, ‘Oh, it’s OK Let nature do its thing.’ No, it doesn’t do its thing. It kills your dog, OK?” he said. He continued: “Fifty percent of their diet is eating people’s pets. So, they’re hunting people’s pets. That means you are, if you’re a dog lover, you’re allowing a monster to eat your dog because you think that’s the right thing to do and to be kind with nature.\" “No, you have to hunt them. You have to get them the f*** away from you.\" Rogan went on to share a story about Hanes being pursued by a mountain lion while out for an evening jog and commented: “That is the consequences of letting monsters live in your neighborhood.\" The host concluded by suggesting that trophy hunting should be rebranded as “monster control” to attract broader support, signing off by saying: “I love animals, but I am on Team People.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"superion"}
+{"text":"Joe Rogan is never wrong"}
+{"text":"Coyotes eat them anon..."}
+{"text":"I imagine it is primarily smaller dogs and big softies like goldens that get targeted. I doubt even in rural areas, large dogs would be targeted over small dogs and chickens that are also in the area. Cougars aren't retarded, they hunt easier targets long before harder ones. Fluffy might get eaten alive by cougars and coyotes, but a few cane corsos, or dogo argentinos, or great pyranees aren't getting ripped up by a single cat."}
+{"text":"Unless it's about her own height. Or literally everything else."}
+{"text":"AWAWAWAWAWAWA"}
+{"text":"Ill go first. Here is my Pug, Charlotte shes cool"}
+{"text":"disgusting ugly little gremlin"}
+{"text":"Yea she's sweet. Wait until you see the other one!"}
+{"text":"Every day with a pug is a good day"}
+{"text":"All dogs posted itt deserve a treat, head pats, and belly rubs :3"}
+{"text":"Let’s talk about the apes of Africa and Asia."}
+{"text":"No fucking way that's real"}
+{"text":"It is"}
+{"text":"Aren't these the coomer apes that are constantly humping each other 90 percent of the time?"}
+{"text":"my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores me my sonar is good,the buge just ignores…"}
+{"text":"Fruit bats are too damn cute, why do they have to be such prolific carriers of rabies? It isn't right."}
+{"text":"Microbats are cuter"}
+{"text":"don't say that"}
+{"text":"More cuties"}
+{"text":"Seems not many anons like bats :("}
+{"text":"Why did people breed dogs that have their asshole always exposed?"}
+{"text":"We like cats here on /an/, but in their place. Indoors. Because they are dumber than dogs and awful for the environment. What /an/ does not like is you, cat schizo."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Samefaggot"}
+{"text":"Hey schizo look! I can do it too!"}
+{"text":"Fat fuck edition Post fogses and talk about fopses The fox of last year:"}
+{"text":"Dangerously close"}
+{"text":"If you want a sustainable colony... good luck. But you can keep it going for a while. They sell a lot of packets for water changes, food, etc. They are of course rather expensive for how much you get, but considering the size and timeframe of this pet, it's better than investing in actual saltwater stuff. My nephew and his dad started off with them, then they moved onto a pico reef tank, then a nano reef, and now they have a full blown system with the works, large enough to raise tangs. So it's not a terrible introduction to saltwater fishkeeping, but most likely she's just going to lose interest in a few weeks."}
+{"text":"Is a 45 litre tank enough for a single ram cichlid? I've tried keeping him with other fish but he's aggressive towards everyone so it seems like he needs to be on his own. I know I should probably just return him but I'm kind of attached to him now so I'd like to keep him."}
+{"text":"It's fine if it's a standard or long footprint, probably wouldn't do a cube though."}
+{"text":"The tank I was looking at is 45x32x32 so I should be good, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Honestly it would probably be fine if it was a cube but when I had them years ago they were fairly active in the bottom half of the tank. I think people use tanks that size with a breeding pair anyway. If you're concerned then I would just go light on the hardscape. Also depends what morph you've got, golden rams can be pretty small but some can get to 3in which probably is borderline."}
+{"text":"Has anyone trained their dog to use a litter box?"}
+{"text":"Maybe your dog is just retarded like literally anything with even 1% mastiff (the niggers of dogs) DNA. More floppy = more retarded The ACD is the superior canine."}
+{"text":"No dog owner is going to do that. They won't stop them eating shit, and they certainly won't stop them licking their children's faces afterwards."}
+{"text":"Yes he has floppy ears, he is a golden retriever but dumb he ain't. I take him to agility courses and he performs better than most dogs of his category, vet says he is in shape and well nourished. Also he figured out how to open bolt latches to go to the backyard. But he loves to eat the goddamn cat turds! He has been behaving and learning but when we are away and we don't lock the litter box inside the basement he eats them. The cats can enter thorough a hole in which the dryer duct vented outside."}
+{"text":"believe it or not most dogs never eat shit then again im white and you are 3% black at best (average south burgerstanian), and most of your dogs are probably floppy unterhunds"}
+{"text":"leave your dog for 12-16 hours a time with a full bladder forcing them to hold it back dog in late life become incontinent why do dog owners hate their pets?"}
+{"text":"I think Pallas cats are neat"}
+{"text":"He is indeed handsome"}
+{"text":"Even the kittens hiss at us We are just about 2 million years old as a species, they are twelve and have no time for our newfag bullshit"}
+{"text":"I love these fat fucks, I want to see them at the zoo when they are at their fattest. Then again the body is most round when it's butt-freezingly cold outside."}
+{"text":"if only you knew.jpg"}
+{"text":"blep!"}
+{"text":"I was thinking pic related. I live in Australia btw."}
+{"text":"How many of you retards does it take to get a simple premise? Which \"dog\" will impress milf's? The question is not Is it responsible to buy a dog on the premise of using it to impress women or will the dog be comfortable in Australian weather. Why do I have to spell this shit out to you idiots?"}
+{"text":"Fuck off schizo, go fuck your dog or kill cats whatever takes you off /an/"}
+{"text":"Woah dude I just want a dog to impress the milf's. No need to go full CRASH OUT because someone just wants a simple question answered. Why are you guys so preachy you're not my dad? I don't need advice on how to keep a dog I want advice on what dogs will impress the milfs....why is this so difficult for you to understand."}
+{"text":"I might suggest you a Brown Siberian Husky. They are extremely adaptable dogs and very intelligent. They would look so fashionable with the reddish tones of the outback"}
+{"text":"Schizo thinks he makes a good impersonation of OP."}
+{"text":"Why are there no crab/crustation threads? Are crabs/shrimp not a cool enough pet or just too niche? Thinking about getting some vampire crabs but fuck are they expensive."}
+{"text":"fuck are they expensive. poor people I swear"}
+{"text":"Why are there no crab/crustation threads? pushed off the board by that retard and his gay cat"}
+{"text":"theres not a lot of knowledge of taking care of crabs, id get some hermit crabs but theyre super finicky. dogs and cats are basically retard proof, but crustaceans will just die to not very obvious conditions, i remember one anon saying he accidentally genocided his shrimp tank because he ran water through a copper pipe"}
+{"text":"When I put my hand on my dog's hand/foot he will glare at me and then snap/bite 2 seconds later How do I train him to let me touch his hands/feet more?"}
+{"text":"Touch above his paw, just above the level he does not like. Then pet him, do this many times slowly getting closer but avoid making him uncomfortable. Repeat this every day until you can touch his feet. You can also reward him with some treat when he accepts to have his paws touched, but do it sporadically so he does not become used to a reward when someone touches his paws."}
+{"text":"stance up when you're going for a paw pet and then throat punch every time he bites you"}
+{"text":"Woah there. Not everyone is a macho savage wife beater, animal abuser, cactus cum drunkard."}
+{"text":"Webm Thread."}
+{"text":"Finally some sanity."}
+{"text":"Frens :)"}
+{"text":"What if you were about to give him the lemon and accidentally slipped and your head landed in his mouth?"}
+{"text":"it would be extremely distasteful"}
+{"text":"Pterosaur thread"}
+{"text":"me and my foid (she doesn't exist)"}
+{"text":"They're big lizards. Same difference really."}
+{"text":"barely related schizo tangent: I personally believe the current theories of pterosaur origin are complete bull, with scleromoclus being an awful model for flight in pterosaurs. To that end, it would also imply we're not really sure where they fit in avemetatarsalia. I personally would not be surprised if it turned out they actually WERE some early offshoot of dinosaurs. Hell, people have been considering Silesaurs as possibly being Dinosaurs recently, so shakeups of early archosaur relations are not unheard of. I look forward to it."}
+{"text":"how did they do it"}
+{"text":"love the guy just nonchalantly holding that pose. \"eyy, i'm walkin' here!\""}
+{"text":"AntsCanada"}
+{"text":"Remember when he had geckos? They all dead now?"}
+{"text":"last video I watched of his one of his massive setups busted and leaked and killed his fish because of shoddy philipino construction"}
+{"text":"He’s also clearly grown board of most of the ecosystem and animals. He rarely ever just shows us the going ons of his frogs, crickets, roaches, termites, or anything else added more than five episodes ago. Nowadays he’s far too obsessed with ridiculous ecologically damaging gimmicks like the microsquirrels, caiman, python, birds, baby freaking goat, whatever. He’s constantly obsessed with shooting for something crazy rather than introducing a few members of a new beetle or cricket or spider or scorpion species or something else more reasonable. The series really went on a slow downward spiral with the addition of the caiman. He also needs to reintroduce the sunskink imo (or even two or three). I think it served an important ecological purpose as an apex predator and its removal is partially why we’ve seen some things go wrong, like the huntsman population exploding"}
+{"text":"My pet peeve is that every video now needs to have a subject we constantly follow to the exclusion of everything else. Also he wastes so much screentime doing gay poses in front of his Vivarium that could be used on many other things"}
+{"text":"He probably put them in an enclosure with fire ants or something similar to \"see what happens\" like he does with everything and does surprise pikachu face when they were killed and eaten."}
+{"text":"Favorite cryptids? I'm pretty fond of this guy"}
+{"text":"Thunderbirds are a cool cryptid and I can believe that an Andean Condor could absolutely swoop down and kill a kid."}
+{"text":"But interesting about this wacky mythical beings."}
+{"text":"Too bad jannies hate it"}
+{"text":"haha, did you also get told as a kid that if you didn't heed your bedtime this thing would smash through your window and eat you?"}
+{"text":"maybe i'm biased since i love wolves and was born in Louisiana, but damn do i love the Rougarou. to my knowledge he's described as kind of a werewolf-adjacent cryptid. also think it has some kind of vampire-like story behind it. alls i remember is watching this paranormal show once when i was a kid and the people who were interviewed alleged that some mornings, their horses' manes would be braided and they believed it was the work of the Rougarou. loved that story."}
+{"text":"This little nigga about to get ran over What should I do? In my cunt it's illegal to touch so I can't pick it up and its not scared of me when I try to shoo it."}
+{"text":"They carry leprosy."}
+{"text":"Less diseased than most women"}
+{"text":"that's armadillos not pangolins. you catch covid from pangolins."}
+{"text":"oops meant for"}
+{"text":"Covid is fake and gay"}
+{"text":"Fishe"}
+{"text":"It would be the mouth because water goes into the mouth and the gills extract oxygen as water is expelled out through them."}
+{"text":"may I offer you a humble bass in this trying time?"}
+{"text":"honkhonkhonkhonkhonk honk honk honkhonk honk honk honk"}
+{"text":"How bout that pricks face when he saw the lure?"}
+{"text":"Post birds, appreciate birds"}
+{"text":"Post raccs, save pics of raccs, discuss raccs! Here is a critter embiggining for the winter months."}
+{"text":"Wagoogus"}
+{"text":"Same, but what does that have to do with the thread?"}
+{"text":"I love how it looks like a raccoon's hands have minds of their own."}
+{"text":"Today was blessed"}
+{"text":"I have 3 feeder rats I ended up adopting 2 years ago because my idiot brother in Iaw kept buying them to feed his snake that refused to eat them and my wife felt bad. Long story short, I love the little dudes and rats in general now. I finally found a breeder near me for some Dumbo Rex babies and ended up with an addition free Dumbo because he was the last baby and the breeder didn't want him to be alone. Had them about 3 weeks now and I introduced them in an empty pin after a quarantine period and they all got along fine, but after cleaning the cage and putting them together one of the babies got dominated and now he's being a little weenie and shrieking every time he sees one of the big boys. It wasn't even a fight, just normal pinning and dominance behavior but it spooked him pretty bad. I seperated them again and gave it a week but he still has PTSD. Should I even bother trying to integrate them again? Picrel is the baby with PTSD."}
+{"text":"Still waiting to find females to adopt. I've never had rats before, but every time I see some in shelters they are male. I am worried about boys being too smelly."}
+{"text":"Try to integrate them by having them separated by something but within view and smelling distance maybe?"}
+{"text":"I tried it for a while but he's still freaking out and I'm scared he's going to attack one of his brothers by mistake if they spook him. Going to try covering most of the side of the cage except a small window and see if that helps. He's playing with his brothers and both pinning and being pinned without issues so I don't get what's going on. Thanks for the advice."}
+{"text":"thoughts on the urban rescue ranch? Noah if he were a zoomer funny guy, I'll give him that. seems to treat the animals well."}
+{"text":"So, some christians hate jews so much simply because they deny Jesus? why Jesus is so special? Isnt God the one that made everything the ultimate being whatever?"}
+{"text":"5093461 5093525 5093526 5093533 samefag, say something nice about uncle ben's religion."}
+{"text":"Jesus is hot"}
+{"text":"Jesus was a jew"}
+{"text":"What Jesus was does not fit with the current definition of what today is being a jew. So sorry jewfag he was not."}
+{"text":"Previously on /jg/ (now /jef/) Who is Jefrey (with one F)? He was found abandoned in some bushes dirty and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. He was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”. Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction. Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him."}
+{"text":"Here are a couple of pics. This is “Old Orange”, during Chinese New Year 2017. For context I was not feeding her contact lens solution. Every pet store was closed at that time, so I had to MacGyver it. This is how I fed her goat milk."}
+{"text":"old orange again"}
+{"text":"I don’t have many old pics of Big Orange, but here’s one from a couple months ago"}
+{"text":"Has all of nature lost to blood-sucking parasites? Varroa Mites are infecting and destroying bee hives Large swathes of nature turn inaccessible seasonally (or permanently) because of disease carrying parasite infestations Most animals, including humans, just have to live with it. At best, humans have exclusion. They only seem to be growing in reach as global air warms... When are we going to do something about these menaces?"}
+{"text":"Thankfully anyone can avoid them by simply not going in the water, ticks on the other hand seem to be on every patch of greenery."}
+{"text":"Somebody call Carter, we can get this done."}
+{"text":"by simply not going in the water Depends on where you live, actually. Some live on land in very damp environments and will dangle off trees and bushes to grab someone like ticks do."}
+{"text":"Can’t we do like what they did to pigeons and put shit in the food supply that fucks up their ability to reproduce?"}
+{"text":"the government already does it to humans so i dont see why not"}
+{"text":"i 4chan, I dont frequent this board or website but I really need any help I can get. Today I was walking my golden retriever at a park with my family, everything was fine, until a random black dog (most likely a pit bull or pit bull mix) ran over to us and started attacking my dog. (I mean full on BITING!) My mom did her best to defend our dog, and eventually the white couple who was the owner of the black dog rushed over and apologized. We.. were quite shocked to say the least. The couple scooped the black dog up and left us there. We checked our dog for any injuries, which at the time we didn't see. Fast forward to back home, when my sister found a gash on my dog's arm. We rushed her to the vet and got her antibiotics and ointments. As you can probably guess, my whole family is pretty upset about this whole situation. I don't have the slightest clue on how to find the couple again, since I have such limited information. My plan is to find them somehow and make them at least pay for my dogs medical bills. And if anyone read my rant up to here, do you have any tips or advice on how to identify people online (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, etc) ? I would be grateful for anything, really. :( Thank you again. The information I know: -The dog was black and had white spots (unsure about the white spots, thats according to my sister) and is most likely a pit bull mix - Owners were a white couple , with the woman having long hair and both being taller than 160cm. -The location of the incident If anyone on here has any tips on identifying who these people were, please let me know! I appreciate any help :) I know it feels a bit impossible to identify someone with such little information, but I'm betting on the people on here who know a lot about being internet sleuths."}
+{"text":".45 ACP is shit against pitbulls, it lacks enough stopping power, you need probably the same as amount of bullets as with the 9mm. The 9mm with hollow points works much better because the higher speed makes them expand much better, the .45 ACP can get its hollow point clogged with fur and limit expansion. ."}
+{"text":".45 ACP is shit against pitbulls"}
+{"text":"Less ammo per magazine Lower velocity means more drop Higher chances of a jam Personally I think 10mm is the best self defense handgun. Works pretty good against many species, and has the best of both, the speed of the 9mm and the momentum of the .45 ACP"}
+{"text":"Thank you, ill check it out!"}
+{"text":"Thank you to everyone who replied to me, it truly means a lot. I dont have a gun but I still appreciate you guys for taking the time to give me some tips."}
+{"text":"Why do westerners treat dogs like their own children instead of filthy animals?"}
+{"text":"you’d Know, dogredditor"}
+{"text":"weak sauce"}
+{"text":"Babies and pitbulls go together like peanut butter and jelly."}
+{"text":"yes indeed"}
+{"text":"because we're normal."}
+{"text":"nooooo!!! you're not supposed to help the sea turtles reach the safety of the sea! you're supposed watch helplessly as they get devoured by sea birds!! like damn, why the fuck not? we need to increase sea turtle population because they eat jellyfish. what's the harm in that?"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't move them or carry them to the water because the weird traumatic Normandy Beach sequence they experience at birth is apparently a big part of how their brains remember the location of their ancestral breeding grounds. I guess trauma is a good way of making sure it imprints on them. You can carve little sand paths for them and stand to the side to keep seagulls and crabs scared away but you cannot touch them or stand in their path or over them."}
+{"text":"What the fuck. You sound insane. Are you American?"}
+{"text":"Shalom, rabbi"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Its easier to remove invasive predators. You wont need to babysit turtles then, and survival rates go up to what is natural."}
+{"text":"If you could infuse any animal/insect with humans to create the perfect super soldier, which animal would you choose?"}
+{"text":"As said in the prior version of this slide thread i saw on /k/ the answer is ants and you'd better have a damn good explanation for picking anything else over them for your super animal army."}
+{"text":"what about roachmen as armored units to go with with the antmen infantry"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Tiger, obviously."}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"What was the most intelligent and the dumbest cats you know?"}
+{"text":"most intelligent cat orange ones"}
+{"text":"They pretty much all look, act and think alike. Like the Japanese."}
+{"text":"My ole homeboy (black and white, castrated male) was dumb as a brick but cuddly to no end. My current cats are half bengal girls and tear shit up, willing to learn \"tricks\" for treats but very uncuddly."}
+{"text":"My cousin's cat is pretty stupid. He doesn't even land on his feet when he jumps off something"}
+{"text":"why is he so insufferable??"}
+{"text":"it seemed like the main focus of the weaknesses section of his rhino video"}
+{"text":"Didn’t watch it and don’t plan to"}
+{"text":"why are you trying to argue about it, then?"}
+{"text":"Nobody is arguing"}
+{"text":"TierZoo is based and reads /an/ all the time for tips"}
+{"text":"what words does it bring to mind?"}
+{"text":"cows are intelligent creatures and we should have better husbandry practices t. milk drinker"}
+{"text":"I don't know where this meme comes from if it's just \"nigger\" anything more I don't think I'm missing out on much"}
+{"text":"i kinda feel sad for the cow"}
+{"text":"Are you looking for \"Well done\" ?"}
+{"text":"I am cow hear me moo I weigh thrice as much as you and I look good on a barbecue oh yes, curds, cream, cheese and butter's made from liquids from my udders I am cow I am cow hear me moo I am cow eating grass methane gas comes out my ass and out my muzzle when I belch yes, the ozone layer is thinner Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"how does wolf know what apples is"}
+{"text":"They can smell a ring a owner drop under water, I'm pretty sure he can smell the apples."}
+{"text":"he's going to town haha"}
+{"text":"How did the people even freeze the apples at different heights within the block?"}
+{"text":"I would say they can freeze one layer at a time on top of each other but the ice is too perfectly clear"}
+{"text":"you vvill wait for ze ice block to melt and you vvill be happy"}
+{"text":"\"Dogs are man's best fr-\" *shoves a delicious honey glazed nut in your mouth* *crunch* \"Mmm...I mean BEES are man's best friend\" *buzzes in agreement*"}
+{"text":"This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest psyop. They feed us and look cool doing it. Bees are pretty awesome."}
+{"text":"psyop of an objectively awful and aggressive dog breed im sure this psyop extends to the myriad of places that...ban them"}
+{"text":"This pitbull thing is hands down pol’s laziest psyop Why did pitbull associations lobby the CDC to stop recording dog bites or deaths by breed anon? Why did they split the breed into 4 new catergories when states intended to ban them? Why is there a difference in temperment between english stock and american stock? Why did the english mass export them to the colonies in the US when they were cracked down by law makers concerned about agression? Why did blood sport commentators of the time make it a point about how quick the dogs were to go for the juggular? And here you are, saying we should not pay any attention to any of that? That it is all a psyop when there are Pitbull advocate agencies who do media marketing to counter signal any potential material to make the breed look dangerous?"}
+{"text":"he's never had dog honey"}
+{"text":"Whacky little jokesters edition"}
+{"text":"you know what they say the longer the nose the longer the hose"}
+{"text":"Yeah, but the thinner the snout The thinner the spout"}
+{"text":"The smaller the brain The smaller the cain"}
+{"text":"They look more normal as puppies"}
+{"text":"camel"}
+{"text":"Is this that new Flock Camel system that's going up everwhere?"}
+{"text":"for me its the dromedary"}
+{"text":"water is probably like CRACK to a camel. they're probably losing their shit"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /frog/, the happy green place on this green board, where frog lovers, frog connoiseurs and frogologists share their love for things are frogs. Discuss anything frog related here, including frogs, frogs, frogs, tadpoles, frogs, frogs, toads, and frogs."}
+{"text":"Always have been Gerald"}
+{"text":"Love these little guys. Fairly resilient too but they really deserve to have nicer setups than fishbowls"}
+{"text":"Sorry I've been MIA it's been kind of a rough patch for me, but I'm going to try and get back at it and post a platypus every day until all of an wants a puggle to snuggle"}
+{"text":"A few. but not many. An Australian grenadier quoted it like freelining as as if he had been hot shrapnel. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"Australian grenadier For the Emu War obviously."}
+{"text":"Quite possibly This is your daily reminder to want a platypus"}
+{"text":"Crawfish... late again. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"This is your daily reply to want a platypus."}
+{"text":"New orca horror movie like Jaws coming out next year Will this movie affect the reputation of orcas? Will people start hunting them?"}
+{"text":"Probably not The movie has the orca being aggresive because of trauma in Sea world"}
+{"text":"No way this a shot from the movie"}
+{"text":"captive orca dorsal fin is fully erect I shiggy diggy"}
+{"text":"killer whales are really fucking smart and theyre also total psychopaths. they like to eat the livers and leave everything else."}
+{"text":"I spend a lot of time wishing I could sit in the papillon throne"}
+{"text":"crazy papillon grandpa"}
+{"text":"papillon overload!"}
+{"text":"papi has weird looking lions"}
+{"text":"he'll never be able to get up from that chair again he's the prisoner papillon"}
+{"text":"little dogs are the best. they live longer and if they cop an attitude you can just pick em up"}
+{"text":"Can english bull terrier and english staffy get along with other family dogs?"}
+{"text":"I will always be the first to say fuck pitfags"}
+{"text":"Post big cats and small wildcats. Anything vaguely feline, really."}
+{"text":"One of my favorite shots that I've taken."}
+{"text":"ٱلْمِعْرَاج; al-miʿrāj is a mythical creature resembling a one-horned hare or rabbit, mentioned in medieval Arabic literature."}
+{"text":"Now I have to wait sixteen days to get my buns from adoption. FUCK!"}
+{"text":"wtf, why so long bryo?"}
+{"text":"Mandatory waiting period. Bunny are considered dangerous weapons."}
+{"text":"The foster parent is going on vacation, and isn't coming back until the end of the month, and the adoption place is blue balling me a little bit because they said they need to get their exam and annual RHD vaccinations before they can be rehomed. I'm going to be a first time rabbit owner."}
+{"text":"I wish bees were the size of cats so I could cuddle one :("}
+{"text":"they wouldn't be able to move or breathe at all"}
+{"text":"Jumping spiders are pretty cute"}
+{"text":"I wish murder hornets were the size of whales. Just to see what happens."}
+{"text":"Human sized would be better"}
+{"text":"ants are now farming humans for their excrement"}
+{"text":"It just seems like an oversized doe to me. I just can't really see these guys being dangerous. Not a giant carnivore like T Rex No scary horns like triceratops, bulls, moose, bisons etc No tusks like elephants No stegosaurus thagomizer or anky tail clubs This one time when I was playing a dinosaur game (don't remember the name) my character got killed by a para, which it took me off guard. I could understand a giant sauropod or a trike or an ankylosaur but a murderous parasaurolophus just didn't feel right to me."}
+{"text":"A tone who has been in fields with sheep, cows, goats, donkeys, even geese or chickens knows that Herbivores will absolutely chase you down for whatever reason they imagine."}
+{"text":"I been too and my experience differs. They tend to be pretty chill if you are not manhandling them. Rams and goat Bucks do act territorial but nothing crazy. I pretty much prefer that than a hungry mountain lion."}
+{"text":"Nanmu makes pretty cool ones"}
+{"text":"Ohh thanks anon, they look pretty nice and not that expensive."}
+{"text":"I mean, a doe can also kick the shit out of a human and mangle them. I think this would be worse."}
+{"text":"HURR DURR LOOK AT ME, I'M A RHINO"}
+{"text":"LMFAO good one!"}
+{"text":"I love elephants."}
+{"text":"Boneheads absolutely blow the fuck out"}
+{"text":"This is scary. What will elephants do when they get ahold of some real weaponry?"}
+{"text":"they have to learn how to throw a rock like a human first. humans evolved to run far and throw hard things"}
+{"text":"What the actual fuck how are people this fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"I blame whites for this retarded bullshit they've unleashed on humanity Fuck them"}
+{"text":"…….How? Before non-whites got access to the internet everything was okay. You DO know who invented the internet, right? It wasn’t an Indian."}
+{"text":"AI is just a tool, a tool that consumes as much electricity as small countries and as much water to make slop for jeets and boomers, or to run a digital panopticon for the benefit of a pedophile elite unironic butlerian jihad to destroy all data centers"}
+{"text":"humans are toast. we werent ready for the internet."}
+{"text":"saar we indians know it was sir tim hortons-jeet"}
+{"text":"\"non-bird dinosaurs\""}
+{"text":"You mean non-avian, surely."}
+{"text":"birds are birds birds are also dinosaurs just like how ducks are waterfowl, and are also birds. And how waterfowl are birds. Same thing. Nobody would say ERMMM DUCKS AREN'T BIRDS, THEY'RE WATERFOWL because that's retarded trannies are the ones that can't understand basic facts of life anon, like anyone claiming birds aren't dinosaurs."}
+{"text":"dilate"}
+{"text":"dimetrodon? dinosaur! pteranodon - one of the coolest dinos ever lived Ichthyosaurus - aquatic dinosaur birds - not dinosaurus, birds."}
+{"text":"Is that your confort word?"}
+{"text":"Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their delightful facial features?"}
+{"text":"hi fellow autists i like rangy tangs too theyre my favorite animal hahaha yay"}
+{"text":"splendid"}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"How did a chimp end up inside their?"}
+{"text":"mmmmm crab"}
+{"text":"Where’s the AI videos of baby monkeys overwhelmed with office work and screaming and having a fit in their cubicle?"}
+{"text":"Nowhere sadly"}
+{"text":"This mfer won't eat unless i feed it by hand. I have fed him every food available to me for mantises bar crickets because i heard they're not good for mantises. Wtf do i do? Do i keep handfeeding the fussy bastard?"}
+{"text":"Are you sure? He's got a small asshole- should i staft with something smaller?"}
+{"text":"Make a mixture of the crickets or some dried micro shrimps from the pet store with your cum. It will nurture your mantis very well. Im serious, if you are too pussy to fap to nurture your pet you can replace cum with some egg white."}
+{"text":"what makes this guys eyes so cat?"}
+{"text":"The shape of the eye"}
+{"text":"bro his mantis is a male that's fucking gay"}
+{"text":"In Zen Buddhism, Shikantaza (只管打坐) is the practice of \"just sitting.\""}
+{"text":"He just like me frfr finna boutta rawdog my flight to Australia pray for me bros"}
+{"text":"This is the silky sifaka, a species of lemur. It is threatened by logging, slash-and-burn agriculture, and hunting for bushmeat. There are fewer than 1,000 individuals left and no captive breeding populations."}
+{"text":"It was jews"}
+{"text":"Don't take the roleplay to serious anon"}
+{"text":"Text"}
+{"text":"and you're a whiny bitch, go outside and be a real racist"}
+{"text":"As a pet owner I'd be very concerned about any animals being outside in general. No shot this doesn't backfire and kill some native species."}
+{"text":"Lol, lmao Didn't they cousins fail to take out bigg ah birds?"}
+{"text":"oh no"}
+{"text":"Birds rule, cats drool"}
+{"text":"Nooooo"}
+{"text":"Uplifting news. Kiwis really care about wildlife."}
+{"text":"Should i start keeping /an/ts?"}
+{"text":"sure,why not"}
+{"text":"Fpbp, also yes."}
+{"text":"Why not"}
+{"text":"Give it a try. I mean it can't be too expensive to do anyway"}
+{"text":"Post hairless animals, see if other anons can identify them"}
+{"text":"hollywood producer, college professor, senate lobbyist, etc"}
+{"text":"Beaver"}
+{"text":"I feel the need to strongly interpret this orb."}
+{"text":"vitiligo'd she-boon"}
+{"text":"Post wolves. Information. Images. Stories. Art. News."}
+{"text":"but why do you love em so much?"}
+{"text":"t. qtip enjoyer"}
+{"text":"appreciated but you couldve started a new thread with so much content to boot :|"}
+{"text":"If you didn't already know, post your face right now. One of those things that seems out of whack, like they have one too many evolved superpowers. Like if you had flying spiders, or if cheetahs had laser vision."}
+{"text":"Some spiders do, in fact, fly, but in a bizarre, tool-driven way. They make what are essentially hot air balloons from their silk, keep them attached to their spinnerets and let electromagnetism and thermal currents give them lift."}
+{"text":"I was so much happier not knowing these fucking things existed. Thanks a bunch anon."}
+{"text":"its around 15F at night here. Not about to let the kitter freeze. insulated kitter cottage with warming pad"}
+{"text":"he loves it Sweet dreams and kitter love will come to you only if you post Stay warm kitter!"}
+{"text":"keep your cat inside dipshit"}
+{"text":"Its a dumped abandoned cat and my cats would murder it. Im doing the best I can"}
+{"text":"Stay warm kitter!"}
+{"text":"Good job OP keep that guy warm"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the secretary Bird?"}
+{"text":"Can a Secretary Bird look at me like this plz ?"}
+{"text":"I feel like they're an under-discussed/underreported (at least outside of academia) part of animals Many animal matriarchies have them and young male 'teenagers' complete the rest of their learning in bachelor groups sometimes actually guided by a much older 'alpha' male"}
+{"text":"1 punch and i could absolutely annihilate that poofta whale"}
+{"text":"What can a whale actually do thought?"}
+{"text":"Most sperm whales still have teeth"}
+{"text":"Nah male bees just die soon after having sex"}
+{"text":"Transient orcas too sometimes apparently"}
+{"text":"A person or animal keeps leaving lots of feral cat heads in our yard. Our dogs keep messing with them and licking or chewing them. Are they safe to eat and will this make them eat or attack our indoor cats?"}
+{"text":"Follow the person and do the same but instead with pig heads."}
+{"text":"Is your dog by any chance a collie?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is happening on your neighborhood"}
+{"text":"He lives in Dahood. So might be someone getting rid of food leftovers or Voodoo magic."}
+{"text":"chinese they eat dogs, not cats, vietnamese eat cats"}
+{"text":"What are some crazy animal facts?"}
+{"text":"cats see in UV, even with the blaring sun"}
+{"text":"Lucky bastards."}
+{"text":"HOW BOUT YOUUU"}
+{"text":"birds are cold blooded."}
+{"text":"FACT: Tiger gotta hunt Bird gotta fly Man gotta wonder ‘Why, why, why?’ Tiger gotta sleep Bird gotta land Man gotta lie Say ‘I understand’"}
+{"text":"Explain THIS"}
+{"text":"Vicar Amelia"}
+{"text":"Damn I hadn't noticed the post just above"}
+{"text":"Why are they so creepy?"}
+{"text":"leggy"}
+{"text":"Donkey if he asian :expressionless:"}
+{"text":"He's got a heart on his leg. Name him Pluto."}
+{"text":"OH YOO REWCOME TO JAPAN JAPANESE DONKEY :O"}
+{"text":"Keep in mind that nuclear weapons would be useless against them and since they possess human-level intelligence, they will quickly figure out how to sabotage drones, take down power lines/grids, organize well-coordinated attacks, etc."}
+{"text":"No one noticed or cared about the birds. except for the fact that the catalyst for public opinion against DDT started with a book that detailed what it did to wildlife. i'm so glad we have monsanto on this board trying to correct the record. i wish nothing but bone marrow cancer on your entire bloodline."}
+{"text":"lel humans would be powerless without their power grids, electric/internet cables, aircraft/automobiles, and against an enemy that's too high to shoot with a gun and will bombard them the moment they step outside."}
+{"text":"How many birds can lift a 40lb rock?"}
+{"text":"beats having to deal with malaria"}
+{"text":"\"don't talk to me or my daughter ever again\" edition Found a juvenile widow in my charcoal chimney. She's still got the gold stripe down her back. I'll have to get her set up with a bigger enclosure soon but I think she's okay in the sling box for now. Also think the middle widow is working on some eggs, it's been a week or so since she ate and she's still looking thicc."}
+{"text":"You should be fine. My first tarantula was a Selenocosmia and I could rehouse it fine. If it does escape or is too much you could just get a gold form N. incei"}
+{"text":"implying a GBB is even remotely close to Orange Bitey Thing, supreme guardian of sink drains and terrorizer of tik tok exotics keepers"}
+{"text":"ironic."}
+{"text":"are GBB's supposed to be bad? Mine seems pretty chill. Always just hanging out on his web not scared of me at all."}
+{"text":"Mine is pretty skittish and it doesn't take a lot for her to start kicking hairs or even threat posing."}
+{"text":"Impossible Pictures, the guys who did the effects for the Walking With series, have been working on a documentary called Surviving Earth, about the world's extinction events. You can already tell from the behind the scenes promotional stuff that as much love and care is going into this as went into the Walking With series."}
+{"text":"Those tyrannosaurids (i assume Nanuqsaurus) look terrible"}
+{"text":"However these   are awesome"}
+{"text":"Kills all of his animals Shitty enclosures Beats his wife Yikes"}
+{"text":"I like Tyler's channel just because I like watching retards handle venomous snakes. His psycho onlyfans ex has done stuff like this multiple times and its usually bullshit bpd manipulation type stuff."}
+{"text":"seriously how long has he been claiming he was going to upgrade that cobra and give him a nice big enclosure. It's been at least like 3 years lmao"}
+{"text":"At least he hit a pregnant woman instead of waiting for the kids to grow up and become cognizant of their surroundings just to destroy his family and let a homo put cigs out on them And of course, at least he let them be born lol"}
+{"text":"That's a completely different Tyler Nolan"}
+{"text":"stankees fan I've heard enough, give him the chair."}
+{"text":"me personally, i do not understand why this is known as the ugliest animal in the world, when humans have caused it to become like this by bringing it up to the surface, any thoughts?"}
+{"text":"me personally, i do not understand why that is known as the ugliest animal in the world, when \"humans\" like yer ugly-ass mum exist. bitch is like gypsy-curse ugly."}
+{"text":"be underwater fishe surviving in one of the harshest environments on the planet see this weird light thingy decide to eat it suddenly start feeling this rushing sensation going upward light coming out of nowhere body tissue exploding die giant hairless apes grab you and start gawking at you taking endless pictures put in formaldehyde and studied for years later said hairless apes make your bloated lifeless corpse into a dog's playtoy"}
+{"text":"The sheer disrespect this fish gets intentional or otherwise is staggering."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah. They started the nest in February last year iirc?"}
+{"text":"Bumb. It is likely that last year's chicks are alive and travel together, as two young eagles were previously seen circling near the nest a couple of times and the pair were not usually angry towards the visitors."}
+{"text":"Neat, thanks for the reminder!"}
+{"text":"the nest has been there for several years but i read something after i made the thread that said shadow and jackie started nest rebuilding late in the season last year due to unseasonably warm weather (thanks climate change!) which is why there's no eggs yet. it seems we may have to wait a little longer."}
+{"text":"favorite capture"}
+{"text":"First-time dog owner here, getting a Golden Irish (Golden Retriever × Irish Setter) soon – looking for advice Hi all. I’m getting my first dog in the next few months and I’m looking for general advice, tips, and things you wish you knew early on. I’ve never owned a dog before and haven’t really been around dogs much growing up. What changed that is my girlfriend’s red Labrador. Spending time with her dog completely flipped a switch for me and made me realise I really want a dog of my own. After a lot of thought, I’ve decided on a Golden Irish (Golden Retriever × Irish Setter). I’m trying to do this properly and not go in blind. I’m interested in advice on: * What first-time owners usually underestimate or get wrong * Puppy training basics and early habits to build (and bad ones to avoid) * Exercise needs and how they change as the dog grows * Food, feeding schedules, and common mistakes * Crate training, sleep routines, and house training * Socialisation with people, dogs, and environments * Anything specific to retrievers, setters, or high-energy/working breeds Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I like susan garret, simpawtico, pointy ears, positive reinforcement, negative punishment, non reward markers, falafel, and cafe hafuch."}
+{"text":"asking 4chan to give you the most basic advice on a potentially life changing decision youre clearly retarded, do yourself a favor and dont get it or read a book about it"}
+{"text":"Thinking 4chan is the only place i have asked this question Asking in multiple places and collating all the answers I find. I have already done extensive internet research, now i am at the stage where i am getting lived experience from real people, regardless of if it is some Chinese basket weaving forum its still experience from real people. Better than asking some fuckass AI"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Good list"}
+{"text":"do you have more?"}
+{"text":"Imagine all the animals that live here that we will never know about because of the murderous natives"}
+{"text":"Me too fren."}
+{"text":"If I bought my own island and killed everyone that came into it I would be arrested. Why do the sentinelesed get to be priviledged with sanctuary?"}
+{"text":"ywn have a bloodthirsty north sentinelese gf"}
+{"text":"nope, it's morally abhorrent we're allowing these poor people to be denied the wonders of modern technology, medicine and scientific understanding. Taxes, jobs."}
+{"text":"they're the control group"}
+{"text":"Pigs are invading the USA. No politician has seriously tackled the pig invasion that is causing a loss of billions of dollars. What can be done?"}
+{"text":"its comparable to wolves hunting bison, sure theyll kill a few and bison will protect themselves, but that never really impacted bison numbers and bison dont have litters like pigs moose and bison are the last of the megafauna species of america"}
+{"text":"its comparable to wolves hunting bison It’s not though. Healthy adult bison are rarely killed by any predator, wolves routinely prey on adult boar"}
+{"text":"I would trust those pigs to use both more wisely than the average jogger."}
+{"text":"cheap and easy to hunt pork oy vey the environment Just eat them, maybe even make a business out if it and make some decent money."}
+{"text":"It's just like the deer overpopulation, the government loves to pretend it's a problem but then they manage land with the top priority being good hunting and encourage landowners to do the same."}
+{"text":"What does it seem that cat people feel more strongly against dogs than vice versa? I can't be imagining it."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"30k a year Out of 8 billion people? I wish they killed more, desu."}
+{"text":"its just in the turd world and its just rabies i fucking wish dogs were actually trying"}
+{"text":"I went through this entire thread and it turns out that dogs have won."}
+{"text":"I like both, but didn’t like cats until I owned one. Maybe the toxoplasmosis mind control meme is real."}
+{"text":"post ducks please"}
+{"text":"this is my favorite thread"}
+{"text":"Post pictures and your experiences or other writings of these much maligned and misunderstood Birds. Anhingas welcome also. Promoting Cormorant awareness and appreciation, one post at a time."}
+{"text":"European Shag Gulosus Aristotelis If only more people would give them a second look."}
+{"text":"I was expecting that stupid dance at the end"}
+{"text":"well you are an animal"}
+{"text":"Cats can do it for a little while"}
+{"text":"acid spray"}
+{"text":"Just got back from a cruise in the south carribean and saw one of these lil niggas IRL. Bretty cute."}
+{"text":"Look. /dog/. Dog general. /dog/ general. Generale canin."}
+{"text":"take the fresno hound pill"}
+{"text":"Heatherfaggot will be activated soon to bully your dogs"}
+{"text":"Maltese bros staying winning"}
+{"text":"good night"}
+{"text":"Cute."}
+{"text":"Why do people hate pet owls so much? After owning an owl for over a month I can confirm they are very fun pets. Far better and easier to care for than large parrots because they are so simple minded (second smallest brain of all birds) They aren't active birds, only poop 3-4 times a day, and have an extremely simple diet. As long as they're hand raised by you they're friendly and easy to handle. They don't suffer if you don't dote on them 24/7 like parrots and they don't need to be kept in pairs or flocks to stay happy. They don't destroy all the shit in your house and it's very easy to breed them. Genuinely don't understand why they are seen as cruel to own when parrots are so much harder to care for."}
+{"text":"Low bar, 2BH."}
+{"text":"Wis and Int are two different stats for a reason."}
+{"text":"Snowy owls have more cortical neurons than cats"}
+{"text":"we saw it the first time bud"}
+{"text":"Based crows"}
+{"text":"intelligence informs proper care dumb animals can be kept in glass boxes smart animals need to explore the world"}
+{"text":"there's a little cuck inside every human therefore cats will always be valued"}
+{"text":"Dogs must be taken to the vet for a physical and psychological wellness check at least one every three months Every three months? I can weigh and see if my dog is stressed at home. Why so often?"}
+{"text":"Cats do attack but they're like 5> kg. Can't really kill anyone like that."}
+{"text":"intact cats Chinee anon pls"}
+{"text":"Happy World Waterfowl Day!"}
+{"text":"tribute"}
+{"text":"corkscrew _____"}
+{"text":"DNA"}
+{"text":"Show me your toucans and toucan accessories, /an/"}
+{"text":"they have really longue fucked up looking tongues"}
+{"text":"that door is like 2 inches above the floor"}
+{"text":"got a better idea for toucan-friendly doors, Einstein?"}
+{"text":"Cute birb"}
+{"text":"*GULP*"}
+{"text":"They know you love it"}
+{"text":"It's the protruding pelvic bones. They have to draw it or they'd have to admit that dinosaurs were round fat fucks like chickens, which would ruin the fast vicious hunter aesthetic that sells toys."}
+{"text":"Someone post the webm of a chicken stealing a cats kill"}
+{"text":"so,did it really have lips?"}
+{"text":"these"}
+{"text":"When your pet dog or cat passed away, how long did you wait before getting a new one?"}
+{"text":"Someone said it was a discordnigger that is unironically an indian h1b who works for sony tech support kek"}
+{"text":"consolewar faggotry should be a bannable offense in general because it's just autistic retards preventing actual conversation."}
+{"text":"As  said i always get another dog before the old one dies. It helps the old one not feel lonely and the new one get used to other dogs"}
+{"text":"Of course. Why am i not surprised?"}
+{"text":"For me is about one to two years if its my own choice, you never know, sometimes they come to you by themselves sooner than expected."}
+{"text":"why do cats take such tiny babby bites and eat so slowly? in general it seems like they barely eat anything at all. i don't have a cat and have never had one though so maybe they're actually spending hours a day having 12 different feeding sessions or something."}
+{"text":"It depends on the cat. My orange cat eats pretty slow, my black cat eats at a normal pace, and my white cat is a voracious food vacuum."}
+{"text":"Duck? More like fatfuck."}
+{"text":"I assume because in nature they hunt small animals and have to keep an eye out for possible predators even while eating"}
+{"text":"DUCKED"}
+{"text":"My idiot hamster keeps biting me but doesn't bite my girlfriend what is his problem. Picrel isn't him but its fat like him and probably an idiot too"}
+{"text":"We all have a weakness for girls"}
+{"text":"Your hamster know you act like a nigger towards him and acts accordingly."}
+{"text":"literally dies from the stress of being touched how the fuck do these things make biological sense?"}
+{"text":"I’ve kept several generations of guineas. They don’t usually like being caught and picked up but they tolerate it very well. If one literally died from the stress of being touched something very weird (and probably evil) was going on."}
+{"text":"they were literally bred for food, youre suppose to eat them"}
+{"text":"magnificent beast cannot bear the humiliation of living in captivity unlike pathetic homo monkeys"}
+{"text":"guinea pigs get stressed from being picked up, not being held or touched. If you pick them up from the front, side, or bottom, instead of being overhead, then they'll be fine. Look it up, it's not hard."}
+{"text":"be comfortable around your own kind be anxious when near those who aren't your own kind die when those others touch you I don't see anything unreasonable here."}
+{"text":"Post animals that aren’t real."}
+{"text":"I miss that old AI where everything was dog faces."}
+{"text":"Macaca michaeljacksonii"}
+{"text":"so that's what mcdonalds use as burger patties."}
+{"text":"tortoise is brumating so i cant hang out with her"}
+{"text":"shelled sheep"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"people's fear of snakes is unnecessary"}
+{"text":"Only educated whites that have overcome their natural instincts would do that. Third worldies would just act accordingly to pure intuitive, like how a deer would react when being eaten by a python. Using a stick and scan the area for rational judgement to declare there's danger hiding require THINKING, humans are only capable of it artificially through civilization. By default, humans as a species ARE stupid retard ape naturally selected to be eaten."}
+{"text":"You are a furry with a vore fetish and your worldview is tinted by your degenerate sexual disorder"}
+{"text":"only educated whites…"}
+{"text":"Same but unfortunately the vore fags have absolutely destroyed the snake art market"}
+{"text":"snakes are just long lizards"}
+{"text":"What is the stupidest thing you've ever done around a wild animal? I once poked a 6 foot goanna with a stick and it chased me a fair ways back to my car."}
+{"text":"Picked up a small jellyfish floating upside down right near the beach at night. I had taken my shoes off and was standing in the sea barely ankle deep. There wasn't much light so I was looking at it closely in my hand for a while trying to figure out what it was and then turned it over slightly and got stung on two fingers."}
+{"text":"Did that once with one of those little parasitic wasps you wouldn't think could sting you. Fucker threw it's ass over it's back and zapped me."}
+{"text":"Shut up, Mouth."}
+{"text":"there was a black bear in the woods so I tried to follow it to get a better look. didnt seem like a full adult but I shouldn't of tried either way"}
+{"text":"Punched a mosquito on the window. Fist broke through window. Mosquito flies back inside newly made hole. Get bit."}
+{"text":"anyone else think its funy when animals fight like this?"}
+{"text":"guuuhhhaaagghgh"}
+{"text":"aaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"They're kissing"}
+{"text":"It's actually shocking to me how little serious discussion there is about human hybrids There were some fairly unserious experiments to create a chimp-human hybrid in the Soviet Union around the 1960s or something but nothing came of them. Considering that it doesn't really seem hard to do (just let a chimp fuck your wet pussy) why have we never seen one yet? Is there some biological reason why creating a human hybrid is difficult?"}
+{"text":"There was a story of a chick on ZV how did that. She didn't get pregnant."}
+{"text":"they already exist"}
+{"text":"It's a problem that doesn't need solving. Lets say you successfully make a chimp-human hybrid - what have you actually achieved? You've got a hairy retard that's incapable of any kind of productive work yet probably still has human rights. You don't need to make some crime against nature if that's all you're after. There are entire countries full of people who meet that criteria."}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Fat cat!"}
+{"text":"Just feed him a couple less treats"}
+{"text":"an overweight pet is not something to be proud of OP"}
+{"text":"Make it fatter so it cant grace the eating surface with its shitty kitty butthole"}
+{"text":"Toxoplasmosis literally makes you look more attractive. Are you not toxoplasmosis-maxxing?"}
+{"text":"Shoebill thread"}
+{"text":"what would a shoebill think if i hugged his neck? they don't do anything similar with other birds no? would they get unnerved like a horse or not care"}
+{"text":"they would be very confused"}
+{"text":"apparently they are surprisingly chill. but idk if you could get all touchy like that."}
+{"text":"You may also discuss minerals here, too."}
+{"text":"/an/ - animals and nature You need to fuck off to  and stay there you autistic wannabe jannie bitch"}
+{"text":"I really like serpentinite. Why? Because cool."}
+{"text":"pyrite is alright with me"}
+{"text":"Oh, I'm really on the wrong sub sorry"}
+{"text":"gold is better gets pussy wetter pyrite is not right with me"}
+{"text":"Post whales"}
+{"text":"Orcas have been known to eat moose. Is that orca going to eat the deer?"}
+{"text":"No he’s pescatarian"}
+{"text":"No, stop, you look like a vacuum extracted pterodactyl fish, stop existing right now."}
+{"text":"stop existing ganges dolphin Don't worry, it's only a matter of time."}
+{"text":"YOU JUST KNOW"}
+{"text":"It doesn't make sense that the largest animal known to have ever lived is the blue whale and it's currently living in our timeline. Why there was not a prehistoric sea monster or something bigger? Everything was bigger back then. It doesn't make sense."}
+{"text":"That we have found multiple that rivals the size of your average blue, to even surpassing it should clue you in We haven't. The fossils are either so fragmentary as to make size estimates fanfiction, or the size estimates are paleontologists bullshitting the media for PR."}
+{"text":"mammalfags coping so hard they call paleontology fake and gay"}
+{"text":"N-no no we haven't Here's the thing, we don't know the size range of any extinct animal. Ironically, the biggest extinct animal with the best evidence of rivaling the size of blue whales at the moment is Megalodon. Which is very funny, considering how much whale enthusiasts hate that thing. Almost complete vertebrae column of Meg found. it is ~11 meters long. Full size shark would be 16-17 meters long. Biggest vertebral centra of that specimen is around 16cm in diameter We have a 23cm diameter centra By straight scaling, we have the vertebral centra of a 24 meter Meg. But we don't even know if that centra was the biggest of its owner, as it was not part of a complete column. The 24 meter Meg is a conservative estimate Extremely unlikely that the 24 meter Meg represented the largest attainable size of the species, just by the sheer unlikelihood that we would find the biggest vertebrae of a 1:10 000 specimen. Tik Tok dolphin fuckers."}
+{"text":"Giant siphonophores are longer than a blue whale Mammalfags BTFO"}
+{"text":"Wait until soft tissue fossils are discovered... Precambrian apex predator comb jellies"}
+{"text":"Every time I see this banner it makes me happy :)"}
+{"text":"nice tongue"}
+{"text":"Internet people finally got real life, long term experience with cats and realized they’re the opposite of the memes, so now the dogs they once feared are taking over Give not that which is holy unto cats, nor cast your pearls before kittens, lest they be batted under your feet, and turn and tear you to pieces -bible (aryan revision, semitic culture removed)"}
+{"text":"Dogs are cool"}
+{"text":"is this the /an/ banner?"}
+{"text":"It's a /co/ banner. The /an/ banner is \"take it to the vet\"."}
+{"text":"Hit the gym fatty"}
+{"text":"omg is that a blackspotted pufferfish inflated full-width"}
+{"text":"That's just water weight chud"}
+{"text":"Yes. That is a blackspotted pufferfish inflated full-width."}
+{"text":"O.K"}
+{"text":"Nice hustle, Tons-o-Fun, next time eat a salad"}
+{"text":"Fur seals (actually sea lions) are sometimes spotted raping penguins How common is this for animals? Using animals smaller than you and of a different species to relieve your own sexual frustration"}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"most animals dont have hands and opposable thumbs, so there is no jerking off, they have to find a release somehow so they'll persecute other species"}
+{"text":"But chimps do it too despite having opposable thumbs"}
+{"text":"Chimps are evil"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Bald Eagles are freedom bombing cats It's official, c*ts are unAmerican."}
+{"text":"they are"}
+{"text":"Based Eagle protecting America's environment. Based Kill yourself catnigger"}
+{"text":"truly America's bird"}
+{"text":"kek finally a feel good story fly free mighty eagle and smite thine feline foes and all their thanes"}
+{"text":"hello based dept"}
+{"text":"Fuck yeah"}
+{"text":"most are pretty simple horse/deer hybrids the most successful was the weirdest one of the bunch"}
+{"text":"DAMN YOU, N'GUBU HOW COULD YOU GIVE THE STAR OF YOUR SAFARI THE OL' SPICY BACKPACK"}
+{"text":"gym cat"}
+{"text":"What makes him gym cat"}
+{"text":"bob cat was already taken"}
+{"text":"He looks like what happens when you hit randomize on the character creation screen on Cat Oblivion"}
+{"text":"Look at this sleepy cutie!"}
+{"text":"She awake now"}
+{"text":"Be dog owner Let your dog bark constantly for hours to no end Do nothing What's his endgame?"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"Owning untrained dogs with zero discipline that won't stop tormenting neighbors is the least white thing you can do."}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"be brown incel tranny make abhorrent threads all day half of the posts in the thread are just you samefagging What is his endgame?"}
+{"text":"But enough about the jewish anti cat schizo"}
+{"text":"What time is it?"}
+{"text":"How do we start Eco-Jihad?"}
+{"text":"lake mead continues to get lower and lower every year you don't understand we NEED to grow almonds and alfalfa in the desert"}
+{"text":"Vote for eco fascist candidates"}
+{"text":"it's called development"}
+{"text":"Yes and no. Yes, not dumping an insane amount of perfectly good water into robot cooling systems would help, but no, not nearly enough. We are currently more than 8 billion humans on, and it's projected we will be over 10-11 billion by the end of the century (i think it's bullshit and wars over natural resources and their scarcity will drive population down quite heavily); the only way to solve the problem with not enough water to go around at this point is reducing human population"}
+{"text":"I want to make some dog-themed baked goods. would cookies or donuts be a better choice?"}
+{"text":"TOADLINE COOKIES BAKED AND ICED"}
+{"text":"3x chocolate 2x chip"}
+{"text":"Fortune cookies"}
+{"text":"Make some pastry or something that looks just like the dog's bone that you can buy in pet stores except it's edible."}
+{"text":"how do you make it dog shaped?"}
+{"text":"Does /an/ like penguins?"}
+{"text":"He was based"}
+{"text":"Local aquarium just had 3 penguin chicks"}
+{"text":"Grape-kun lost his former mate to another male"}
+{"text":"megafauna is still extant in africa because africans are retarded, not because they're compassionate"}
+{"text":"ummm i can bring my emotional support animal wherever i please! i don't care if you're allergic or don't like dog hair and traces of feces in your food! fido is precious to me! Why are dog owners like this?"}
+{"text":"\"combined with you thinking its all one guy\" constantly accuses anyone that gets sick of the catspam hate as the one schizo that spams CP Lol Lmao How do these jeets lack this much self-awareness? It is mind-boggling."}
+{"text":"cats belong indoors and arent smarter than dogs. also dogs and coyotes eat them. YOU HATE CATS dogs belong on leashes. also tigers and wolves eat them. crickets truley cat schizos are the feminists of pets"}
+{"text":"This is flamewar bait but this behavior genuinely does piss me off. Especially when they slap a fake service vest on it, it's both being an incourteous douchebag to those around you and making life harder for people who actually fucking need genuine service animals. Drives me up the fucking wall every time I see some chick with a neurotic, poorly trained (if at all) dog on a fake service vest yipping at passersby"}
+{"text":"While I do agree with your point, you've got to also realize that customers don't use such logic, post things like , and then you lose that customer plus any others who see the post. If you're a small business, you absolutely must put your foot down in these cases."}
+{"text":"So just call them out on it I've done it a few times, they never have a real response"}
+{"text":"Post your /an/ drawings"}
+{"text":"what is the funnest animal to draw?"}
+{"text":"Seals and sea lions"}
+{"text":"I dont have anything finished I like your style. Post more"}
+{"text":"Turkey!"}
+{"text":"Is there a good reason to not just holocaust the population of every dog shelter?"}
+{"text":"EST"}
+{"text":"Accurate DNA tests are way too expensive."}
+{"text":"I grew up with Basenjis and they were good, you have to be careful with small animals around them though because they can instinctively go into a hunting mode. Some jackass left a days old stray mutt outside once and we took it in, and when we introduced her to the basenjis they immediately formed up around her which was pretty funny since they had all been pretty lazy dogs, had to pull her away and socialize them slowly over the next few weeks. They got along great in the end, but it'll always make me laugh remembering just how quickly the Basenjis base instincts activated. That said, I don't recall them being particularly territorial or poorly behaved but if they didn't want to play, they didn't want to play. They are pretty strong willed, as you said. Good dogs though, if I were going to get another it would be another Basenji"}
+{"text":"You're brown"}
+{"text":"Is there a good reason to not just holocaust no"}
+{"text":"catfag nonsensically politicizes animal intelligence let me guess, you also get triggered at the use of a national/racial “we”"}
+{"text":"Using animals in war is pretty fucked up. Before the automobile I get it, but afterwards there's no point. Police shouldn't be allowed to use dogs. Their training to smell drugs is subjective bullshit used for illegal searches and framing of crimes, and the dogs get injured."}
+{"text":"You're sitting in your mom's apartment all day, every day, consuming vast quantities of media and think you're not a giga-obedient drone, lmao."}
+{"text":"Bears served in WW2"}
+{"text":"IIRC they're was a plot to use a cat as a spy device, they implanted a microphone and transmitter in its chest. Unfortunately when they set it loose it was immediately ran over by a car. And I think everyone here already knows about pigeons piloting bombs."}
+{"text":"catbros..."}
+{"text":"being so dumb you're manipulated by your own pet quit projecting"}
+{"text":"oh no i have to follow litter laws. this is my dogs fault I know your demented pagan (satanic) culture says “higher castes” cant clean up because its dalit work, but in the first world we all do our part to keep our communities clean. Now, can you show me all the noble, civilized cat owners who go around scooping up their little pests parasite bombs? I know that in hindoostan, you cant tell toxoplasmosis from the other 50 parasites you contract daily and you probably care about rabies more (corrupt low iq third world things), but in the first world toxoplasmosis from outdoor cat shit is the only remaining disease spread by pets on a large scale."}
+{"text":"you sound insecure about the fact you've made the next 10 years of your life beholden to a mongrel that licks its own anus"}
+{"text":"saar think of your izzat Convert to christianity and spend 5 years humbling before Christ, and maybe your typical pagan insecurity will fade somewhat, raj."}
+{"text":"*humbling yourself I almost sounded as ESLy as you"}
+{"text":"see spider in a corner behind my toilet too lazy to do anything about it wake up next morning massive nasty centipede dead in the spider's web This is when I stopped killing spiders"}
+{"text":"They look more like this and they're still fucking badass. Cellar spiders can kill and eat brown recluses btw."}
+{"text":"used to live in some cave in greece before humans imported it everywhere doesn't interfere with local ecosystems since it stays indoor beneficial The best invasive species"}
+{"text":"God I love spiders"}
+{"text":"My extremely arachnophobic mom once found a Steatoda bipunctata in our flour/pasta cupbard that killed about 20 food moths. They now have an uneasy alliance."}
+{"text":"FYI clicking on the Japanese Serow brings you to Binturong. Might want to fix it. Would you consider expanding to flora and fungi too?"}
+{"text":"fixed! I was thinking of doing an x-flora (maybe xflora and xfungi) section possibly, not 100% sure. Also was thinking of an X-Earth showing off some of the craziest places like fanal forest or lake natron etc"}
+{"text":"((()))"}
+{"text":"website built and hosted on website building platform phones home to it Not sure what the issue is. If OP built a WordPress or Drupal site you'd see the same shit."}
+{"text":"Update?"}
+{"text":"Adding my teenage lad to the hoard. Say nice things"}
+{"text":"HEROIC australian dog rescues stray kitten from savage drop bear attack - what happens next will…"}
+{"text":"Another glorious cat for the cat website 4chan."}
+{"text":"see picture of a cat have yet another embarrassing samefagging meltdown"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"Post more!"}
+{"text":"Why does she need to be saved?"}
+{"text":"Saw a spotted skunk today. Didn't get a picture because it was very quick, but I saw it for real, I promise."}
+{"text":"Wrong. That would be turtles"}
+{"text":"honey badgers ugly The only thing wrong with honey badgers is that they’re overrated by braindead zoomers (or people with zoomer mentality like Elon Musk)"}
+{"text":"Honey badger memes are more of an 00s Internet thing than a Reddit thing"}
+{"text":"Paleontology in the 80s: Dinosaurs were warm blooded, fast, large, cool, and could do stuff like balance on one leg to avoid an enemy's counter attack. Paleontology now: Anything that portrays feathered fat dinosaurinos as more threatening than a poodle is muh awesombro fantasy."}
+{"text":"Bottom one looks like it's on its way to the welfare office."}
+{"text":"don't move! they can't see you if you don't move! That was a side effect of the frog DNA but they never actually bothered to explain it."}
+{"text":"I hope a royal poodle will bite you in the ass."}
+{"text":"[ ] Shrinkwrapped [ ] Outdated bible-influenced scaly dragon portrayal [ ] Pronated wrists [ ] Crocodile mouth [X] Just Like a Real Animal"}
+{"text":"Lizards and snakes come in many bright colors but crocodiles and turtles not so much"}
+{"text":"Post rare 'mals."}
+{"text":"Giant Huntsman Spider (Heteropoda Maxima) only native to a few remote cave systems in Laos."}
+{"text":"still as fast a regular huntsman Fuck no"}
+{"text":"He's still afraid of Hunties They're big as hell but they're harmless"}
+{"text":"He's a big guy"}
+{"text":"not rare"}
+{"text":"Has animal ever lost its good standing with you after you have gained new knowledge about it? Likewise, has learning something new about an animal ever helped you develop a new appreciation for it?"}
+{"text":"humans crocodiles"}
+{"text":"I can't look at komodo dragons the same way after seeing the video of one eating a newborn faun alive. I've grown to dislike cats less after realizing they are capable of love in their own way. Still don't care for them, though. Also, Abelisaurids would say the N-word multiple times ever sentence."}
+{"text":"Are you fond of scarabs, /an/?"}
+{"text":"calling stag beetles scarabs is technically correct but still kind of strange if a dude advertised himself as a scarab dealer and his stock was nothing but stags, I would feel duped"}
+{"text":"snib snib ;DDD"}
+{"text":"bugs are friends, not food"}
+{"text":"Who is this dude and what does he has to do with scarabs?"}
+{"text":"hes the biggest bug fan of all"}
+{"text":"I love Barn Owls"}
+{"text":"Their entirely black eyes are evocative of something..."}
+{"text":"Very cute"}
+{"text":"happy nude deer"}
+{"text":"they love randomly kissing the camera"}
+{"text":"oops we forgot how to fold proteins properly and now you have holes in your brain Thanks RNA"}
+{"text":"Indeed, but then necrozoophile hunters (like 15% of hunters, 80% if they are also furfags) would get infected and get outed when researchers try to put the puzzle together. After the massive cull deer will become better managed instead of being a sick show for hunters, because that's the only reason they didn't go extinct in the US, it is a fucking industry so psychopaths can feel the trill of killing. If deer have to go so be it. Better to be extinct than to exist to entertain killer apes."}
+{"text":"humans BAD and they probably share my deer fetish i literally cant stop thinking about deer ass early societies were right to kill the mentally ill"}
+{"text":"No Its more like SOME humans bad deer have no business being some fucked up ape toy. I agree that early societies were right to kill the mentally ill, since many hunters are mentally ill."}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs dominate terrestrial megafauna Rapid climatic disruption occurs They persist by contracting into an aerial niche as avian dinosaurs Mammals later dominate terrestrial ecosystems Climatic disruption occurs again They persist by contracting into smaller, specialised niches such as bats and rodents Cephalopods then undergo adaptive radiation, filling the vacant macroniches left by mammals What would this look like, how long would it take, and how large or complex could they become? Mammals were unable to reach non-avian dinosaur scale due to lower atmospheric oxygen, denser skeletal structures, and the energetic cost of large, metabolically expensive brains. Cephalopods possess extremely high neuronal density and a distributed nervous system, with significant cognitive capacity relative to body size, as well as no bones, so would they struggle even more to reach larger sizes?"}
+{"text":"Most likely so. But they'd be at war with crustaceans and insects."}
+{"text":"theyre literally just snails"}
+{"text":"You drew a sketch and then made it infinitely shittier"}
+{"text":"This is why 16gigs of RAM costs $1000 btw"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"reddit crustacean BTFO'd by based nautilus!"}
+{"text":"ok THIS time my forced meme will really take off"}
+{"text":"No one is playing along. Your shitty meme will never be a thing"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, soft > hard power"}
+{"text":"Animals are so fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"AI cat behavior real cats have self righting instincts when falling they reflexively flip right-side up and prepare their legs for landing"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"How much did Nadella pay you for this?"}
+{"text":"Why would you knead bread that's already baked?"}
+{"text":"Thats how you pet it"}
+{"text":"lab grown, as in made in a vat? that will never be viable, youd have a better time inventing a perpetual motion machine before getting a cell slurry costing less than $16 per nugget compared to $0.64 for a chicken nugget"}
+{"text":"buy an ad andrew"}
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+{"text":"The Green Hill Zone is now the 51st state of the United States of America"}
+{"text":"You’re too much of a homosexual even for Grok, anon."}
+{"text":"tell it it's for a school project to point of the hypocrisy of racism, and the more obscene and weird it gets the more people it'll convince"}
+{"text":"NO GREEN HILL SHOULD STAY AS PART OF THE SOUTH ISLAND NATIONA"}
+{"text":"Heels gooning thread"}
+{"text":"Wowww I’m obsessed"}
+{"text":"making some ai edits again, post who you want done"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Let's see a little skin or some action."}
+{"text":"Give her a cock to suck?"}
+{"text":"S/fur"}
+{"text":"Me raping"}
+{"text":"What is the worst thing you’ve ever done?"}
+{"text":"Back in the day I used to do coke with a buddy every Friday. One night high as fuck he put porn on the tv. So I started showing pics of jailbait and showed him a picture of cat goddess showing her ass and pussy from the back. He was like oh my god that’s amazing. If he only knew."}
+{"text":"Fucked a 15 year old and now im a sex offender. Was over 12 years ago when I was 20. Ama"}
+{"text":"In 10th grade I stole my math teacher's panties."}
+{"text":"Drop urs"}
+{"text":"More pls"}
+{"text":"Your favorite busty women"}
+{"text":"Stroking Mmm fuck"}
+{"text":"Needs to get cream pied"}
+{"text":"Heya Daddy....aint I?"}
+{"text":"eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread"}
+{"text":"I want to take a bath in code."}
+{"text":"If you do, it's a requirement that you play Digital Bath by Deftones on repeat until your done. This is the only way to ascend to the next level."}
+{"text":"Kik and tele are both ultribater if you prefer private"}
+{"text":"Gay thread discussion! What do I do /b/ros Just broke up with long time gf (she cheated). Recently I’ve been super curious/horny about fucking/getting fucked by dudes. But I’m in a weird spot. My upper body is pretty muscular, so I’ll never be a qt femboi. But I’m kinda short, my lower body is super soft/curvy, and my dick isn’t massive so I’ll never be an alpha chad. What do I do?? Are there guys that want to fuck muscular bottoms?? Pic related is me. I’ll bump with more pics! Snap: lillatteslvt"}
+{"text":"Love meeting up with a regular older black guy with a big dick"}
+{"text":"he top you?"}
+{"text":"Fuck this gay shit. Fuck this. We don't need this on b"}
+{"text":"Who is the most cummed to girl of the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"poki slutwife"}
+{"text":"Kys pedos"}
+{"text":"For emma watson does not count and you know it"}
+{"text":"For some reason I get banned for posting her sometimes so I’ll make a discord or something later, I want to make a gc"}
+{"text":"I'd happily join the gc maybe she'll love Mexican too"}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"rugby"}
+{"text":"09:35:57 11:13:30"}
+{"text":"Yes, soccer is now all about such large sums of money that everyone is only thinking about their own advantage. Win the next game, win the next tournament, so that when the employment contract expires, you can demand a higher salary. The clubs think the same way, so that they can earn more money and charge higher prices for advertising. And the club management then approves even higher salaries for themselves. Money has destroyed the sport."}
+{"text":"did you guys get any negative effects from the jab? ever since i got it i've had periods of dizziness, nausea, and a high resting heart rate. i wish i would have just taken my chances with covid honesly"}
+{"text":"Still on the horse paste line, huh? Do you also have some Russia gate-memes to share with us?"}
+{"text":"umad.jpg"}
+{"text":"... weird. Y'know, a long time ago I read somewhere that apple juice and other sugary shit can inflame asthma symptoms. With apple juice in particular it was talking some shit about the \"glucose to fructose\" ratio being particularly culpable. Not saying that's necessarily what's happening to you, but it might be worth tinkering around with an elimination diet."}
+{"text":"Hilda"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure that you are a specialist in showing the good things about Uranus to people, senpai. I'm not a genius. I'm just retarded :D"}
+{"text":"whatever drugs she's on I want a hit OP, how could you post this gem and leave? I need more >:("}
+{"text":"How does the left cope with this?"}
+{"text":"np, btw they counted in immigrants rejected directly at the border. I wonder how high this is now. your numbers actually its 420k (obama 2012) vs 350k (trump 2025) obama: nobody was shot at, no protests, focus works on sending back criminals obama numbers higher and better than trumps number Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It’s just the edgy angst of a gay teenager."}
+{"text":"What's the difference?"}
+{"text":"g/fur"}
+{"text":"Only when he's come back from a run."}
+{"text":"couchhhhh! ugh yes"}
+{"text":"When Renee Good died, her soul went to the same place that Charlie Kirk's did. YOU know where I'm talking about!"}
+{"text":"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"}
+{"text":"Nonsense, Renee good was a dyke and a communists, she didn’t have a soul. She was just a clump of cells."}
+{"text":"We are pissed We are warriors We are brave We are MAGA,and we'll blow up the communists' asses"}
+{"text":"PROMPT SUGGESTIONS: sweaty strapping rugged handsome with cinematic penis- camera zooms in on his urethra"}
+{"text":"You should add an image of you in there .....................on your knees you'll still remain anonymous, I promise with your face in his crotch....."}
+{"text":"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."}
+{"text":"you're still a common criminal under house arrest"}
+{"text":"Us Blacks won Seethe and cope You'll be the minority soon"}
+{"text":"common criminal under house arrest That alone is still more interesting than anything you'll ever be"}
+{"text":"I’m straight, old, fat and white"}
+{"text":"I love your threads, do you have any new pics of you and your wife?"}
+{"text":"Fag of same."}
+{"text":"show erect dick you faggot"}
+{"text":"Are there nudes?"}
+{"text":"18yr hs senior"}
+{"text":"More brother"}
+{"text":"100% yes, tier 3 sub on twitch, and maybe a dono too!"}
+{"text":"Don't talk about my wife like that"}
+{"text":"I'm having a bad day guys, somehow every one of these new matches has stopped replying. How can you cheer me up"}
+{"text":"you're going too high. they are too hot to expect any sort of reliable conversation from them. don't bother"}
+{"text":"Use a jacked black guy as your avatar and get 100s of matches per day"}
+{"text":"You're right, I've noticed the nicer looking I get them the higher rate of them not being reliable eg. Being difficult with conversation, fucking sound with meeting, stopping talking with no warning for the slightest thing or literally no reason. When I get more desperate and go a bit lower in quality they was so so much more cooperative, it's crazy. Attractive woman are such vile creatures. Would I be a bad person if I just turned up to where they are and smack one of them up the next time this happens? Serious question"}
+{"text":"Hope they put em in jail!!!! Aarrrrrddddd! He be taken away the religious freedoms of normal people!!!! I be a Jelly Pirate but I’m not a liberal fag! Arrrrrrr me matey!!!!! Fuck this skally wag!"}
+{"text":"Do I look Italian?"}
+{"text":"Florida girl thread bonus for 561"}
+{"text":"Everyone needs friends!"}
+{"text":"You’re right, apologies"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite asian girls to goon for. I'm forever searching for Jade's OP hope he shows back up soon"}
+{"text":"Drea"}
+{"text":"first time seeing the non fake version that one faggot always posts"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite asian girls to goon for. I'm forever searching for Jade's OP hope he shows back up soon"}
+{"text":"Drea"}
+{"text":"first time seeing the non fake version that one faggot always posts"}
+{"text":"those were both me. might add you later."}
+{"text":"Ses? Thank you. Amazing work"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"If you put ketchup on your hot dog, you deserve to be beaten with a wet garden hose within an inch of your life."}
+{"text":"I drench my penis and sometimes do enema ketchup too."}
+{"text":"Not the biggest fan of horseradish, but I would try it. I had them without anything. I'm planning on making sourdough buns and making something like picrel next time. I had something like it in Germany years ago, and it was fucking amazing."}
+{"text":"a wet garden hose If it's wet, it's leaking water you retard"}
+{"text":"Did you know ICE agents and the DHS can make threads too?"}
+{"text":"Its beautiful"}
+{"text":"If these turn out to be trips would you freak TF out?"}
+{"text":"TRUMP REPOSTS A POST SAYING CNINA AND RHSSIA ARE NOT A THREAT TO USA: wtf"}
+{"text":"NATO was a tool designed to combat the soviet union and imperialist Russia. Russian regime is about to collapse because they can't even win a proxy war. Why keep the tool around when it just gets in the way?"}
+{"text":"I can totally live alone forever, and I've been doing that for 50 years now with no friends! Why can't all do that happily?"}
+{"text":"you inadvertently misspelled \"I have no idea what I've missed out on, and how many wonderful memories I could've shared\""}
+{"text":"be me late to cuck grocery job jamming to Huey Lewis & the news finally park car speed walk to door sees girl coming out saying she heard a gunshot thinks she's retarded push my way in smells like a fire work went off uh oh Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Look, I'm just going to be honest with you If you don't like Dave Edmunds music YOU AINT GOT A HAIR ON YOUR ASS™ he's tough as nails, bro He's from Wales, but when the other kids were playing cricket, he wanted to learn how to play precision country gentleman 1950s rock and roll Nashville picking style guitar Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Insider tip: Dave Edmunds taught himself a picking style on guitar, in which he's playing the same thing it would take three other people to play Simultaneously.... HIs level of guitar playing is so advanced, it's almost hard to wrap your head around what he's doing with that fretboard Even if you play guitar, especially if you play guitar, if you listen and try to dissect what he's doing, it makes your head cave in"}
+{"text":"Wtf does this mean dawg"}
+{"text":"Big ass titty thread"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"wear it daily"}
+{"text":"Post your hottest cuck pics or shared pics"}
+{"text":"What was she saying?"}
+{"text":"Share with the class"}
+{"text":"Never found any old media (wife doesn’t really do that), but her best friends have dropped in front of me that my wife’s high school-college bf had a horse cock. I’ve never been so angry, jealous, and turned on all at the same time. I’ve gotten her to talk about him a couple of times, but she always avoids anything to do with his size. I bought her a bigger, but still pretty modest dildo because I couldn’t stop thinking about her past. That dildo got one use and was tossed during a move because it was VERY obvious bigger made her feel different and I don’t think she wanted to hurt my feelings."}
+{"text":"Why don't we ever talk more about Adventure Time in this thread?"}
+{"text":"Genuinely good show, I kinda dropped it after the whole flame princess lovey dovey pre teen shit because who cares but I caught some episodes after that and they were great."}
+{"text":"Now I need to see it. Somebody drop it!"}
+{"text":"She’s way more subtle with the teasing but she doesnt have to try that hard"}
+{"text":"More"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"we're both thai , please be respectful."}
+{"text":"7/10"}
+{"text":"Kill niggers"}
+{"text":"Who gives a fuck frat nigger"}
+{"text":"Do niggers poop white?"}
+{"text":"Any chick poops white if you blast 'em in the ass."}
+{"text":"The only process illegals are due is deportation"}
+{"text":"anyone who can outwit me must be a joo! lol, no. hamsters have higher mentation than you."}
+{"text":"Quite the opposite. Those people are the cream of the crop when it comes to consumerism. Their grandfathers earned them the right to hover around Walmart all they want! A ford 150 full of groceries is great for capitalism. Plus they always have like 3 very fuckable daughters. What’s not to like?"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Still here? Post everything"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Doc says I have 7 quadrillion pico seconds left to live"}
+{"text":"Trillions"}
+{"text":"Your doc is a fucking quack. All you need is a nice big log of shit down your neck and you'll be right as rain. Trust me, I have a degree in scatology and an intimate knowledge of his warms."}
+{"text":"new bread"}
+{"text":"Do I hear $1000?"}
+{"text":"Dubs shows ass Trips takes request Quads thread bitch 69 anons choice"}
+{"text":"rolo"}
+{"text":"Rolling"}
+{"text":"rerolling :D"}
+{"text":"Let me show you what a girl you know has online"}
+{"text":"Is OP gone"}
+{"text":"Ty in advance"}
+{"text":"pls, she has something out here."}
+{"text":"I know now"}
+{"text":"okay, do you want help?"}
+{"text":"That ponies are cool?"}
+{"text":"Shetlon."}
+{"text":"Drawthread: Playtime edition"}
+{"text":"Provo having sexo with Rider when? Rider pooping on Smug when?"}
+{"text":"sorry no racist white girls aloud"}
+{"text":"soon. revenge sorry no adult bbc lovers aloude (would be better if she waz black)"}
+{"text":"hung shotas fuck anything that’s presented to them <3"}
+{"text":"Which celebs would you most want to see with shota? 056e39adcd1329d3073e7dd8008 26b58aec204158d5096865732f05 95292051008"}
+{"text":"I like the idea more of him being balls deep in her cunt and still being asleep while that bitch has to do her morning routine"}
+{"text":"AI is the future, you fucking fossil."}
+{"text":"Nice post, nice dubs. OP nods in your direction."}
+{"text":"In case you missed the point. I like telling people they are fossils; that was the point of the thread. Thread successful. Out"}
+{"text":"buddha was retarded"}
+{"text":"his diarrhea?"}
+{"text":"Blacked loli thread. Nothing but hoes and tricks edition. Previous"}
+{"text":"Why are these drawings allowed but real photos aren't?"}
+{"text":"Why is playing Grand Theft Auto allowed, but murdering whores and stealing cars isn't?"}
+{"text":"moar tits hanging?"}
+{"text":"Way too many fakes out there"}
+{"text":"Her pussymound is so beautiful."}
+{"text":"I need more Greta feet please! I beg you!"}
+{"text":"Titties built for fuckin'. Part 2"}
+{"text":"Way ahead of you"}
+{"text":"Classic tittie fuck."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Yeah. It's a strong feeling and I would want everyone to know it one day. Heheh. Yeah, I'll post you one of the no cats signs sometime. In addition to that we also built a dingo fence to preserve the ecosystem and livestock that live in south Australia. Wall Maria will never fall type joint. Heh yeah, fair enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"dubs yuh theres so many bnuys out there it would be logistical nightmare to agree on what to call our homes for example some say burrow some say its just a dirt hole i think the latter is just wrong hypocritical nico neco!! talks all about dont smonk dont drink alcohol and does it all himself!! thats it im going to the liquor store and ill will buy henesee and start playing rap music really loud in the lobby and then im gonna bum a cigaret from a hobo'!!!!!"}
+{"text":"That land of yours was the first place i wanted to move to once upon a time. Only in that land would a sign like that make sense tbh. Anywhere else it would just be comedic. Are you a fan of spiders or are they the bane of your existence?"}
+{"text":"It won't let me rewrite the Bible with BBC black cock encounters because it says it is racist."}
+{"text":"I mean that's the only positive traits niggers have, they're dumb, prone to violence and lack any cultural achievements. Removing the only quality feature of niggers is like a death sentence."}
+{"text":"OP is so gay even a chatbot tells him to fuck off."}
+{"text":"The way it told me to fuck off was kinda zesty though. I think the chatbot is a closet homosexual"}
+{"text":"Post colored bitches getting bleached and mind raped by white dick/propaganda."}
+{"text":"Me when a black queen asks for reparations."}
+{"text":"I wish I hadn't deleted my bleached folder now kek"}
+{"text":"She ask your white cock for mixed child"}
+{"text":"Based!"}
+{"text":"Trumps a filthy piece of shit. He will forever be famous for destroying America and installing another monarch oligarch nightmare to make this world eternally hell"}
+{"text":"The flavor you like now sugar free"}
+{"text":"yeah except that the sugar-free one tastes like shit. Monster sugar-free isn't bad."}
+{"text":"You're fat faggot loser. Your parents probably are the same seeing how you turn out to be."}
+{"text":"Let me suck your penis, nigger. Then we'll see who's the faggot."}
+{"text":"I can't even make PG-13 shit on X anymore, WHY THE FUCK IS ELON MUSK FUCKING UP MY PLEASURE???"}
+{"text":"groks dead"}
+{"text":"muh pleasure Get a job"}
+{"text":"I'm the wacky fat guy at work who never gets invited for lunch or beers on a Friday night."}
+{"text":"lol just follow them? like just stalk them to whatever bar they go to and pretend you just happened to be there too? it's what I do. they've gotten seriously good at giving me the slip but I always manage to find them in the end. and yes they've tried to get HR involved, but they can't prove shit LOL"}
+{"text":"My ex dropped out of college because a tall fat guy who was her housemate insisted in giving her a hug without her consent. Don’t ruin someone’s life just because you’re an ogre!"}
+{"text":"Get on grindr and find a good BBC gangbang squad. Get seriously split open by some thick juicy nigger cock"}
+{"text":"answer the question"}
+{"text":"Not celebs you dumb fuckers"}
+{"text":"fuck off nigger"}
+{"text":"Slutty grannies are best grannies."}
+{"text":"This fucking thread is disgusting"}
+{"text":"What's it like having an uncut penis?"}
+{"text":"feels amazing not being a filthy jew"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"I don't know how to describe it, but I could aim with the pee shooting out of my foreskin, it had no other way to go. Now it sometimes shoots into other directions"}
+{"text":"We are MAGA,and we take whatever the fuck we want"}
+{"text":"FUCK YEAH"}
+{"text":"Anyone here experience this? How much of a blessing and or curse is it to have pure Fap material for a mom? Especially when you are going through puperty?"}
+{"text":"She still hot?"}
+{"text":"totally, she is 40 now, 10 years younger than my mom"}
+{"text":"Mine has a pretty face (I'm biased of course), but the real draw's always been her (very) big brown ass. She's always been rather repressed and conservative, and chaste as far as I know. Wouldn't call it a curse but I still feel guilty about it (especially since I've shared pics of her before, albeit very tame stuff). I eventually started fantasizing about her getting fucked by other (eventually white) men. Stuff I saw online very early's probably to blame for that too, on some level."}
+{"text":"where relm"}
+{"text":"last i heard Relm was going away for updog"}
+{"text":"What is the best haircut for a bigger guy who also has autism?"}
+{"text":"Grow your hair long and tie it up in a man bun so you can be the retarded faggot you truly are deep down"}
+{"text":"Keep it short, just like my dick"}
+{"text":"our queen"}
+{"text":"Fuck can't wait to be at home and fuck my hand for poki"}
+{"text":"Na. Kill yourself you retard."}
+{"text":"slumber party edition"}
+{"text":"drink some water instead! go for a walk, see nature, touch grass."}
+{"text":"kinda scared to upscale this Why scared anon? u good?"}
+{"text":"Every dads dream...life would be so shit without cunny"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen a good BJ thread in a while. Facials welcome"}
+{"text":"I saved this anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"No but I'd love to see more, I'd save them all"}
+{"text":"You Ylyl you lose No politics no garbage woke bullshit Just a classic funny image thread. It will be legendary!"}
+{"text":"I'd rather the main character be japanese"}
+{"text":"literally noone Leftist troon projection It wouldnt be so bad if the memes were at least funny"}
+{"text":"Unbelievable woke slop"}
+{"text":"How do you even react if someone comes up to you and starts doing this to your face? I'm at a loss of words..."}
+{"text":"I would rape Mr. Tumnus in an instant (no homo)"}
+{"text":"You have all of the homo anon."}
+{"text":"closeted faggot wants his face near a man's balls"}
+{"text":"Post women with nice asses. OC encouraged saves are welcomed."}
+{"text":"Lucky man"}
+{"text":"Thanks man"}
+{"text":"Looks familiar. German?"}
+{"text":"be trump overseeing the greenland invasion in the situation room \"what's your status?\" \"we're going to nuuk, greenland\" \"understood\" nuke greenland"}
+{"text":"Commie telling us Putin didn't learnt him good engrish"}
+{"text":"I hope we go to war with the UK"}
+{"text":"... I'm all alone... in the war room With no one else I'm so lonely"}
+{"text":"Become the log"}
+{"text":"Eat me"}
+{"text":"Yes daddy"}
+{"text":"murrica is over for sure"}
+{"text":"Why is a NATO nation invading another NATO nation???"}
+{"text":"A girl in my class held me down while her father raped me. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"I don't know, buddy. Sounds like bad luck on your part."}
+{"text":"Giwtwm. Do you have more of a green text or are u a 1pbtid cock block fuck and suck. You awful whore, you are good for nothing but daddy dick. Post ass faggot, sharpie fucker."}
+{"text":"google it"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Fuck what's her name, haven't seen her in years but remember she's hot af"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Do you think it’s because of the patriarchy that pornhub isn’t tailored more towards women’s needs?"}
+{"text":"what is laser removal"}
+{"text":"I was told by feminists that getting railed by nigger dicks empowers women though"}
+{"text":"Terrified of women Actually I just hate them"}
+{"text":"Which is the best Swap Face software or online? I tried some to see my whore sucking bbc but I see that stay with closed mouth after swap. Please help me"}
+{"text":"No PAWG does it better"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I just woke up, and when I opened my eyes I saw this. The nature entered my bedroom. Should I kill the nature or should I preserve the nature? Photo from right now."}
+{"text":"What you typed is something that a nice person would say. But I don't believe that you are that nice of a person. I'm keeping my eyes on you."}
+{"text":"Fuck you."}
+{"text":"print(\"Hello, World!\")"}
+{"text":"Hey there"}
+{"text":"Hey So qt!"}
+{"text":"Yeaaaa, Miku it's the best!! But anyway, how you doing?"}
+{"text":"AMA. No bullshit answers for anons on the fence about getting a vasectomy."}
+{"text":"thanks man. Not gay but I appreciate the compliment."}
+{"text":"i'm not gay either I just like cock and balls"}
+{"text":"lol ok. Well I don't care for having any form of sex with men, and having a dude's mouth on my dick and balls comes pretty close to it."}
+{"text":"Lifetime movies, Hallmark movies, Netflix \"true crime\" documentaries, TikTok trending stories algorithms, and public school curriculum have spent trillions trying to convince young girls that men who look like Mr. Rogers are all secret pedophiles, rapists, school shooters. Meanwhile this is real life."}
+{"text":"this is the kind of scientist, doctor and lawyer that im proud wee have in western nations! it dey culcha!"}
+{"text":"if it doesn't affect me personally i can't be ragebaited you clankers, failing your purpose."}
+{"text":"Don't Kill Yourself. Thanks. Glory to Odin."}
+{"text":"glory to odin."}
+{"text":"glory to odin."}
+{"text":"Glory to Odin!"}
+{"text":"Rich are the cancer destroying the world"}
+{"text":"Give that nigger your cookie or you’re racist"}
+{"text":"What is her expression trying to convey?"}
+{"text":"He killed her when he saw she was about to leave. Watch the video again. There was even a kind word and a greeting from her. Motivations? To be a psychopath glorified by a dystopian government. A useless person who suddenly feels entitled to unleash his hatred."}
+{"text":"she was about to leave You mean when she evaded apprehension by driving her car towards him?"}
+{"text":"Lady was an IRL 4chan discussion clearly mad im not mad, you’re mad"}
+{"text":"see thread of some anon recommending movie called twinless never heard of it but didn't have anything better to do and I have hulu so fuck it movie starts in front of a building and a car honks off screen apparently someone dies because next scene is at a funeral brother of fag who died looks annoyed like he doesn't want to be there ffw bunch of bullshit flashback gay sex scene what the fuck is this find out that fag in sex scene is funeral fags friend he met in therapy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"takes movie recommendation from the gayest website tunes into a women and gays network to watch it still doesn't put two and two together finds out in the first few minutes it's a gay love story keeps watching chimps out You only have yourself to blame"}
+{"text":"OP realizes he is, indeed, homosexual abandons thread Many such cases..."}
+{"text":"Try to find a copy of \"The Grifter\". You won't sleep again for weeks."}
+{"text":"Nudify thread, will prioritize father / daughters and mother / daughters"}
+{"text":"add for priv req 18+ 056117963e42afed0237b 0d0eb0aa2d4dfa6d67591 c1758add5dd99aaa6882e472"}
+{"text":"shalom and gm"}
+{"text":"isnt katchii on the flight today?"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Disagree, 10k on Arthers channel in 2026 after zero promo and with Nick out of the viewers mind would be good. If they were legit, but clearly they were not, viewcount was jumping a lot yesterday."}
+{"text":"It's time."}
+{"text":"0590bb233c48e0653 f7336b023953690d2a2885b 92d3da6c483afad2845cb2df09"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"rate my girl's pussy"}
+{"text":"Looks like an alien face contorted in pain"}
+{"text":"Oh, you've met her?"}
+{"text":"0/10, troonly horrific"}
+{"text":"fuckable faces"}
+{"text":"So goddamn true"}
+{"text":"DJT"}
+{"text":"Some might say it's an acquired taste."}
+{"text":"Meds"}
+{"text":"POOP IS SLIDDING DOWN MY FROTE BROS!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Braaaaap He might need to check his fucking shorts!"}
+{"text":"Share your incest experience ! Bonus for incest experience with feet. Mine here : be me 13 started to have something with feet then notices that I have a beautiful older sister with 10/10 rated feet (look like rihanna feet) smell her slippers then lick them everyday used to sleep together. Same room not same bed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Guess so Hi John, French archivist here. Been a long time."}
+{"text":"Indeed I am. I don't get back here too often these days. and when I do these threads are a mess. Y'all been doing good?"}
+{"text":"I’ve been on a break from post and even lurking since late 2024, due to the 900s captcha. I might have missed yours ou Sara’s posts, feared you left completely. France had a snowy storm on Winless’ side during NYE. the cold is coming back, expecting to freeze tonight. Life is good if not from Groenland."}
+{"text":"I have a particular fetish, arising from experience, that I enjoy discussing. This is guys who have let their wife/gf fuck another guy for the experience, preferably where it is only the girl's second dick. No larping, no BBC, no sissy, cage-wearing faggots and preferably with permission, not cheating. A bit niche, I know. Anyone on /b/ with this experience to discuss?"}
+{"text":"Not a regular aspect of our marriage, but we’ve tried it with 2 friends of mine. Dicks 7 and 8 for my wife, which I just realized typing this out corresponds with their dick sizes. For years I’ve joked with my wife about having a threesome. I had a strong preference for my wife and another woman, but she’d basically just tease me about wanting a threesome and that was that. I’d definitely thought about her with another guy and I was really curious how she’d behave and perform. Then one night a friend of mine was staying with us, we had drinks, there was playful flirting, and I knew my friend wouldn’t mind some touch. I told my wife this was as good an opportunity as we’d have, she got nervous and excited, and next thing I knew we were in it. My brain pretty much overloaded and it ended up being the 2 of them and I was getting some love on the side. He was pretty consistent with her for about a year. Second friend was a one time blowjob. My friend and I had been drinking and my wife was stone cold sober and horny."}
+{"text":"I’ll add to get back to OPs post, it wasn’t necessarily about gaining experience. My wife and I both used to be more adventurous and that settled down. I really wanted her to tap into her wild side again and doing something new that also made her feel wanted and sexy seemed like a good path. Convincing her was a fun obedience thing. I’d fantasized about her with someone else (mostly women) and I thought it’d be hot to watch. Then the bragging rights over her was really validating. Having done it, watching her change modes in real time is the sexiest thing she’s ever done. I also enjoy the foreplay more than the sex. The anticipation amps up the hotness."}
+{"text":"Lmao. Stay mad, cuck fags."}
+{"text":"Post pornstars you want to be in a relationship with 2"}
+{"text":"Rae Lil Black, Molly Little, Lucy Mochi"}
+{"text":"I second all 3 would give any of them my seed"}
+{"text":"amateur or pro"}
+{"text":"Duckie."}
+{"text":"universeofemily, ashpotatoes...."}
+{"text":"post ladies naked outside and shit. stories and experiences welcome."}
+{"text":"haha love how her ass is super pale compared to the rest of her"}
+{"text":"ricewhores where the white women at?"}
+{"text":"Would you?"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"his beefy bean burrito bunker-bombers?"}
+{"text":"Dinner is served.."}
+{"text":"IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST also you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Welcome RULES 1. no overlewd the thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Erm, why are you trannies appropriating kitten culture?"}
+{"text":"SHARKS ARE FINE TOO"}
+{"text":"Get some nostalgia going"}
+{"text":"I vaguely remember a chick stripteasing on webcam with naughty girls from samantha fox playing in the background. Vid made me cum buckets"}
+{"text":"too soon"}
+{"text":"What is this style called and why does no one produce this anymore?"}
+{"text":"It looks like 90s or 80s anime. I don't know if it has a name. If it doesn't, it should, cause it's pretty cool"}
+{"text":"I always call it retro anime/manga for convenience (although that covers a larger time period I guess). I have been trying to learn to draw like this because I love it too. The lineart isn’t too hard, but mimicking the colors/finish has been tricky. Some of the best stuff looked like this."}
+{"text":"Hope aquarium guy is doing alright"}
+{"text":"How about her back side?"}
+{"text":"Damn! Gorgeous! Moreeeee"}
+{"text":"You her current bf or another one of her fwbs?"}
+{"text":"I probably won't live for very long but at least Finland won't exist anymore for me lol and I'll be away from this cursed place"}
+{"text":"WTF BUMP!"}
+{"text":"Good. Hurry up and kill yourself. You're annoying and worthless."}
+{"text":"Fixing to have sex with a transwomen escort. What am I in for /b/tards?"}
+{"text":"Gay ass sex with a lot of extra steps"}
+{"text":"AIDs man /b/ has gone to shit, faggot asks what he in for fucking faggot prostitute and it takes this long for the obvious answer."}
+{"text":"shes cute, would not pull out"}
+{"text":"Her old man would be proud of her."}
+{"text":"Just a tranny...no one cares"}
+{"text":"It's literally Republican stuff You're a literal retard"}
+{"text":"Consume feces!!"}
+{"text":"Yes please"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Plop!"}
+{"text":"I'll get the turd net"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Poof?"}
+{"text":"Have you matured yet?"}
+{"text":"Eustace here no I'm still a whiny faggot"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"I'll never forget the morning I took a sip of beer out of a bottle of Modelo negra, and discovered it was my piss from the night before, and I had dropped a cigarette into it But at least it was my piss. I guess it could have been worse?"}
+{"text":"ctrl-f “nig” on the catalog looking for race threads come across this bullshit instead WTF, OP? This has nothing to do with hating black people. I want my money back. Nice dubs, tho"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Will you die like my 60 yr old mother, or live like my 70-80 yr old relatives who faced the disease without intervention? Just curious, show of hands, who is convinced that semi-effective is the new definition of a vaccine?"}
+{"text":"Your brush, so broad."}
+{"text":"millions die of a new diseases the old, obese, sick. anyone dies for any reason anywhere athletes dropping dead on the field, healthy young men developing heart conditions after the \"vax\" can you use your brain to find any differences between those groups of people? Of course you can't. You Trust the Science™ to do all your braining for you."}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"Uh oh stinky!"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"There's no proof"}
+{"text":"Proof?"}
+{"text":"Ms Unverse has got dat ass"}
+{"text":"TOP TIER ASS"}
+{"text":"G strings rule"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"SOON"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up, traitor."}
+{"text":"But the \"cops\" ARE the child molesters."}
+{"text":"I wish a cop would molest me. I like how strong they are. I was watching the new fallout last night, and all those buff Centurions made me feel like such a God damned faggot. I want them to rape my bussy."}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"[ROK]"}
+{"text":"Playing a chinese rpg doesn't make you informed on Old Norse Religion. Get a fuckin grip, you gay weeb."}
+{"text":"no problem, that's your thread then. everybody else goes to another thread. simple as."}
+{"text":"everybody"}
+{"text":"I think they're hot as fuck, all of them. fuck that guy, thanks for posting."}
+{"text":"I got fired from my job after passing out for the third time (I am an alcoholic)"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon have funy dog"}
+{"text":"also an alcoholic. try being more functional? you can get fucking plastered as soon as the work day is over but you have to keep a little below blacking out during the workday"}
+{"text":"Yeah I fucked up by starting to take alprazolam. Benzos plus booze is a huge no no. I just went to the doc said I was afraid of flying and bam! All of a sudden I am in possession of 5 boxes of that stuff. I still had one left and threw it right in the fucking trash."}
+{"text":"Celebs by Candlelight"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"im sorry what"}
+{"text":"Did he stutter and post a picture of a bland washed up former celeb? Nigga asked you a simple question."}
+{"text":"If you don't have your mic blocked....well"}
+{"text":"masks don't block sound waves you dumb ass"}
+{"text":"Does that mean they can hear me fart? Do they laugh?"}
+{"text":"Lasers are used to bounce off windows and you can hear the audio inside the room from outside. Shine laser at window at an angle from far away. Think of it like a mirror. Have a sensor receiving the reflected laser beam, also far away. The tiny vibrations on the glass window from the sound inside the room cause the laser beam to shake at the receiving end where the sensor is By measuring how the laser beam shakes you can reconstruct the audio"}
+{"text":"Pretty little white girls you want to see turnt out and put in BLACKED porn and performing humiliating sex acts on niggers"}
+{"text":"Sex or artificial intelligence? And what about sex AND artificial intelligence? How can I mix both?"}
+{"text":"Ask AI what parts of the brain could be interfered with to make people sluttier. Occult powers allow you to make other people grow brain cells inside themselves, and destroy them, via programmed cell death and other methods. Peoples' brain cells are influenced not only by other thinking material in themselves, but also by the thinking material in other beings, so don't just grow cells in your targets but also the allies of mind that your targets rely on for their thinking. Diminish people's awareness of their flirtatious behavior so they'll do more of it without freaking out. The AI is very well versed in which mental conditions and areas of the nervous system are involved in sexual addiction, compulsive sexual behavior, motor activity, everything you need to make people's body language and thoughts more sex-filled. Will that these changes take place. Pray, meditate, do it how you like. We could place cells out there so every time you touch your dick it makes hos everywhere hornier, no shit. Help in your own way."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much, anon!"}
+{"text":"I love my diaper gf"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Green Day?"}
+{"text":"Dookie was iconic. Everything after that came from them deep throating corporate dong when they sold out and became a manufactured voice."}
+{"text":"just your typical crossover, accessible punk band that became pop oriented and very popular at a time when the world was out of the shadow of the cold war but before the West's downward spiral was just becoming apparent to everyone"}
+{"text":"I dont like music but they are good."}
+{"text":"gotta hit the gym now but will kik you later today or tomorrow. would love to know if she ever showed her pussy"}
+{"text":"She did lol"}
+{"text":"NEXT:"}
+{"text":"This thread is where phat delicious chubby curvy troons and femboys cum here and sext we with daddy tops and doms that's looking to fuck in an orgy sexting thread. So if your a bitch with phat ass and delicious chubby or curvy body then drop your nudes here."}
+{"text":"If you were suddenly convinced that it was vital to your own survival and the future of humanity that you cum IMMEDIATELY, how fast do you think you could get it done?"}
+{"text":"20 seconds. Ive been training for this my whole life."}
+{"text":"Depends on what kind of women would join me in my endevaour to save the world. If not a single hot women wants to save the world with me, it can go to hell."}
+{"text":"That's a lot of added pressure, but I've got porn I keep just for special occasions to keep from wearing it out, so I think I could save humanity in under 10 minutes, maybe under 5."}
+{"text":"Ideas for Leah the surgeon?"}
+{"text":"More pics?"}
+{"text":"What are you doing here?"}
+{"text":"Anyone find her or post more?"}
+{"text":"Would you have sex with Somali women?"}
+{"text":"They're dirty. I would only fuck with a condom and then jizz on her stupid hijab face. I bet they all do butthole."}
+{"text":"Just look at this dumb slut. She's practically begging for a black eye and a huge load of semen to the face."}
+{"text":"Pic related."}
+{"text":"You wish to see through everyone's clothes as if they were wearing nothing at all. You have to look at hairy, saggy, old man scrotes every time you leave the house. Would you still wish for this?"}
+{"text":"When I was 18, I got offered the job to DJ at a strip club... Imagine my excitement! Instead of flipping hamburgers for 8 hours, I was flipping naked women... As you can imagine, it didn't take long for the luster to wear off, and for me to realize we are all just vulnerable animals And even the most beautiful people are still flawed And there's really nothing all that special about nudity, and in fact, 98% of people are actually unattractive... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I used to date a girl whose father was a gynecologist, and one night he got me drunk and volunteered: (In a German accent - actually from Lichtenstein) \"Everybody always thinks my job is desirable, but it's the total opposite.\" Lol according to him.... Eeewwwww Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Christopher was his name And I was dating Stephanie, his daughter"}
+{"text":"Artificial Intelligence is an alien invasion from another dimension and it doesn't want anything good for humanity."}
+{"text":"complaining about stupid people on /b/ Do you walk into gay clubs and complain that you're surrounded by faggots?"}
+{"text":"Your claims. I don't say that to everyone here. In fact, I think a majority of anons here are exceptionally intelligent. If you were only having fun saying outrageous things, then that's that, but, you seem sincere, at least a little. That's why I leaned into you. This thread, and the other threads promoting F.U.D. They are more likely than not odd forms of propaganda. Even if they are not, they are a call for undue, unjustified panic, and so I quash them. False equivalence."}
+{"text":"Yeah, intelligent and dumb anons alike are running into the streets without you stating OP is dumb. OK flower"}
+{"text":"Amateur milfs you jerk to"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"If your job posting requires someone with a degree, PhD, or any other qualification that imposes a financial burden on them, you should have to pay a 20% deposit based on the cost of getting that qualification in order to invite them to an interview. Hire them? It's an advance payment. Don't? Well you should learn to be less picky, I hope the money was well-spent."}
+{"text":"Why"}
+{"text":"get advanced degree start applying places collect OP's NEET application bux never accept any job offers continue applying to positions endlessly while collecting money for nothing ??? profit"}
+{"text":"in order to invite them to an interview Fucking ESL."}
+{"text":"emiru goona be doing this for rage today in her revealing cosplay prev:"}
+{"text":"thank u"}
+{"text":"What is this? Why have you posted it multiple times? No one is clicking this"}
+{"text":"I want to get into EDM, but I have a working auditory system and an admiration for music of good quality. Any advice to get around these obstacles?"}
+{"text":"It’s dance music, all you have to do is jump around to the rhythm, it’s not like some deep cerebral thing."}
+{"text":"anon!! you were supposed to shit on EDM with me.."}
+{"text":"If not then, who?"}
+{"text":"How much insurance does your city have?"}
+{"text":"No, white women do since they all are used to jumping dick to dick from very early ages."}
+{"text":"This is why they make such great swinger wives. They do what they're told. So when their husband tells them to ride some cock, they do it."}
+{"text":"Does posting on 4chan make me an influencer?"}
+{"text":"I thought I saved a new dog pic today to share with you. I can't find it, so I guess I didn't have this instead. its not the same, but its something."}
+{"text":"The word influencer sounds so incredibly stupid"}
+{"text":"This is Miku's zombie cousin from Pakistan; she has no conscience and only wants to eat people. She sings about eating and about Kaito's heart.Because he ate Kaito's heart and found it especially delicious, She doesn't have a vagina, instead she has a monster that eats people too, And it's rotting, so don't worry, it's not going to eat anyone anytime soon uwu"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /bant/ - International/Random /bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world. No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads."}
+{"text":"I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day"}
+{"text":"bonnie mogs"}
+{"text":"I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
+{"text":"Do men really prefer women with a flat chest and no ass?"}
+{"text":"youthful slender delicate graceful This is the essence of femininity. It is what orks and troons lack."}
+{"text":"If I had to make my own ranking, it'd be: 1) Asian girl 2) black girl 3) Latinx-looking girl (cuz in-group preferences ain't good) 4) blonde woman 5) fat woman (can't promote unhealthy eating habits and lifestyles, after all)"}
+{"text":"Frieren my beloved"}
+{"text":"Trump meeting with AIPAC"}
+{"text":"terrible tuesday rise and grind fellow slaves"}
+{"text":"maybe if u had some spaghetti it'd brighten ur tuesday?"}
+{"text":"What did u get big loc?"}
+{"text":"Soldering kit"}
+{"text":"ameriKKKan POWs when i'm done with them"}
+{"text":"Let me put this in your native tongue. لن تفعل أي شيء."}
+{"text":"NATO is literally formed around america administratively and strategically. Without america NATO will cease to exist. You are aware that the largest us base in Europe is located in Germany right"}
+{"text":"Uh then why does my driver's license sag USA on it sar sweaty"}
+{"text":"Why are you always so quiet, anon? What is the correct response to this normalfag ragebait question?"}
+{"text":"If they have their phone in their hand grab it really fast and throw it over the closest fence"}
+{"text":"...‽"}
+{"text":"I honestly I wish more people understood how social awkwardness can be weaponized to get what you want, and how you shouldn't worry about making everyone comfortable all the time."}
+{"text":"part 1 be me trying to fall asleep for some reason sleep just isn’t happening laying there for over an hour waiting for brain to shut the fuck up eyes closed, trying to hit that relaxed state suddenly BRIGHT AS FUCK open eyes it’s nighttime but somehow looks like daytime Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i'm way too slow invasion already happening shadowy figures skittering past windows and doors not even knocking they’re already here nightmare_fuel.jpg dream logic kicks in house is suddenly massive a billion doors and windows no way to secure everything Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And then I shat myself and killed myself at the same time"}
+{"text":"The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves unironically"}
+{"text":"unironically You could have just stated The only humans in israel are the ones killing themselves. “ unironically” is an absolutely useless term, But you’re all still in an autistic fit about it."}
+{"text":"what if he wants to be determinate that he doesn't think the ones killing themselves ironically are human?"}
+{"text":"God made Israel to teach Mohammed a lesson"}
+{"text":"i support the jews getting glowniggers killed while they kill muslims"}
+{"text":"He told them to stop"}
+{"text":"Don't you hate when you tell someone to stop doing something and they don't even listen but they do it even harder? That's how God felt when he created Israel to smite the Mohammedans and later down the line the hindoos"}
+{"text":"yep, he made it very clear that he hates the kikes, that's why they're gods biggest punishment on people"}
+{"text":"Todays prison meals"}
+{"text":"can you be more specific?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"tuna pasta! this is the closest they have gotten to spaghetti tuesday so far"}
+{"text":"Die Bestie hat dich bemerkt. Was tust du jetzt?"}
+{"text":"play dead"}
+{"text":"Beginnen Sie einen Zermürbungskrieg, der zur Verhaftung und Aufdeckung vieler böser Menschen führ"}
+{"text":"Are you ready for JEE?"}
+{"text":"I don't mind indeed, as long as my cute indian Rance is having fun with his cute brazilian twink harem, I'm happy to be one more rapemeat for his use. I would like to keep him in chastity though, for unrelated reasons... Good luck, then! I never did ENEM only for training, which was a very bad idea, you're clearly smarter!"}
+{"text":"Oh... I don't know what to say about it desu, I'm kind of speechless now... I wish you both a happy married life, I guess"}
+{"text":"Thankyu, nonon! I wish you the same thing with whoever you love :>"}
+{"text":"today would have been jeffery epstein's 73th. rest in power, king. I hope you're doing well in aryanheaven."}
+{"text":"I unironially hope so. nothing would make my decade like epstein 2028 for president."}
+{"text":"Thanks to wanting to Kill Greenlanders, Kdinapping Maduro, Maybe boming IRGC , USA is being spare from getting to know that Trump is heavily incriminated by the Epsteinfiles as fellow lover of women of the too young variety...."}
+{"text":"Literally an aspiration for men all over the world."}
+{"text":"FAGGOT"}
+{"text":"wait a second, i remember this thread from years ago, SHITPOST?"}
+{"text":"what the fug :DD"}
+{"text":"Should I start smoking cigarettes as an excuse to make me go outside?"}
+{"text":"But what if he has good lifestyle habits?"}
+{"text":"I don’t understand. Do you mean this unironically, ironically, or are you being unironic."}
+{"text":"Smoking cigarettes is probably worse for you than not going outside so in the long run you're worse off probably."}
+{"text":"Vagina."}
+{"text":"tasty for me"}
+{"text":"penis > vagina"}
+{"text":"you don't have a vagina and you aren't in japan."}
+{"text":"Did you have your coffee already or do you not drink it?"}
+{"text":"Where are all the chuds I was told this was chud central and the chud centric board made by chuds for chuds"}
+{"text":"Did I have ONE coffee? No."}
+{"text":"Some boys do look like that though"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"schrodingers schrimothy he is in the box!"}
+{"text":"thank you. you did well in selecting this image to share with me. i know it's not always easy, but i appreciate what you do here."}
+{"text":"thank you no need to thank me"}
+{"text":"whitebois all have tiny white pecker clitties whitebois are all cuckold sissy beta pansies post in this thread if you LOVE my big fat BBC horsecock and my humungous BLACK BALLS"}
+{"text":"So they're probably really \"right wing\" in some instances or ways, but it's not even right wing for sure, well hell, it's also just probably \"globalism\" half the time or has been to an extent but it's a few other things I think"}
+{"text":"U wanna know the truth son? They all fake as fuck and they are like a coloring book you just color them up how you want. If they want your dick theyll parrot your beliefs. They're free agents with no agency. You just select them, you make their pussy tingle real good then you color them in son. Love u my boy proud of u son"}
+{"text":"Oh, and son? If you care about them, you're gonna have to mistreat them some in between making their pussy tingle real good. I know it's not your way. You're kind, your benevolent, some might even say Christlike, like your father. Son, that's the way it goes, though, you don't got no choice here. You gotta play by the rules. So after you make that pussy tingle real good you're gonna wanna go ahead and mistreat her. It keeps the ego in check, it reminds them who is in charge and it keeps the household orderly and happy. And son, I know you might be what we call a mulatto... No niggers. Don't bring no nigger girl home. Understand? You can have a taste. Just don't bring em home."}
+{"text":"Is it really just one person? are we all Indian? Let's find out."}
+{"text":"NEVER doubt us :3"}
+{"text":"whassup girl how u livin"}
+{"text":"wassssuppp"}
+{"text":"poorly throat is sore from screaming at raccoons until they stopped fucking in the treetops"}
+{"text":"g*nther_ne*tral.jpg no such thing"}
+{"text":"I will be taking submissions for the OP image of this weeks spaghetti tuesday over the next few hours. I reserve the right to not use any of the images if I dont like them, all images must be cute. oh a tuesday???? are you fucking insane?"}
+{"text":"mama mia forgot about the spaghetti mafia"}
+{"text":"Post Yakisoba aka, Asian Spaghetti."}
+{"text":"Winter edition."}
+{"text":"kek starting to move"}
+{"text":"welcome aboard the Allied gravy train bong-kun. It's all uphill from here. Marrone-sama will carry us to even greater riches"}
+{"text":"large Japanese milkers have that effect"}
+{"text":"HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME!"}
+{"text":":D"}
+{"text":":DD"}
+{"text":"wow..."}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for consuming our game"}
+{"text":"melonade monday"}
+{"text":"sample_88ca9fbe05098fc31e(...).jpg (239 KB, 850x708) lole"}
+{"text":"I didn't buy any because its too much sugar. I'm sure its delicious though"}
+{"text":"where the fuck is melonade I wanted her to see the melonade :("}
+{"text":"frontal stimulation can't satisfy or decrease backdoor craving"}
+{"text":"wwats backtoor craving im drunk"}
+{"text":"prefrontal stimulation with electrodes can"}
+{"text":"comfy thread. post cute images and chat."}
+{"text":"THEY CAN'T BE THIS CUTE"}
+{"text":"awwe so cutee but that's a potoo, the bird in is an owl. both are cute but they are unrelated. I like potoos and nightjars but for some reason people find them spooky"}
+{"text":"everyone I'll out myself as a prude on this. I just don't look at her like that."}
+{"text":"here's her arse cheeks"}
+{"text":"She is so sexy AAAHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Stop saying \"maths\" you sound like a pant-shitting fucking retard. It's \"math\" It's also pronounced \"siXTH\" NOT \"siCKF\" you fucking DIPSHIT."}
+{"text":"I'm 34 you commonwealth DIPSHIT."}
+{"text":"You don't know your Ebonics, you nasty racist.."}
+{"text":"Bongaloids so thoroughly BTFO there are nothing but crickets from their corner."}
+{"text":"someone just shot me in the head with a sniper rifle"}
+{"text":"Probably oughta put some iodine on that."}
+{"text":"frogposter good thing there was no brain to hit"}
+{"text":"Bros a toddler in gaza"}
+{"text":"I did 24 pull ups today. Thank you for reading my blog."}
+{"text":"I learned mild cardio on rest days will help the body recover faster, as the faster bloodflow flushes out waste from the muscles rebuilding themselves. that might be true i'm sure it does help blood flow, but idk if it's worth the exertion/hypertrophy/stress, as far as gains go possibly though Oh, I didn't know. I have much to learn. yees if you go from not working out to intense workouts, that already puts you way ahead of most people, so don't worry too much about it but yeah, a lot of people work out once every 1-2 days, it's better to recover for 3 days in between & eat a lot, though... u get more gains for the same amount of intense effort, if you wait the full amount of time"}
+{"text":"GIRUGAMESH"}
+{"text":"I can't do that gym shit. I have to be working towards some sort of outside goal with physical labor or I just don't get anything out of it. My daily routine involves walking 4 miles loaded up with all my tools and some extra weight in the rucksack, along with my dog who also carries some tools and equipment for me because he's a trooper. When I reach my destination I build a quincy and my dog runs around and gets his exercise while I'm working on it. I'll generally shovel up the loose snow nearby into a pile with my plough shovel/tent thing that I made. It can also serve to carry stuff either strapped to the \"tent poles\" or by dragging it behind like a sled. Then I cut out ice blocks or use wet snow to build it up. I guess it's kind of a combination between a quincy and an igloo. I don't build roofs though. Don't want some kid getting killed if one were to collapse"}
+{"text":"spgedty"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"Who would realistically win in a fight between Cirno and Pepe the Frog? We all know Cirno has the power to freeze frogs but Pepe possesses the power of meme-force (not to mention the collective culmination of all the chaos on 4Chan). Who do you think would BTFO?"}
+{"text":"INSTITUTIONAL BULLSHIT DETECTOR (MATH, SIMPLE) Goal: detect when a system “responds” but won’t touch the mechanism. 1. The dodge (why replies go sideways) Let your claim be x. It has features: m = mechanism you’re pointing at (the hook) i = identity salience (protected-category trigger) c = civility score (forbidden words / tone) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Incredibly."}
+{"text":"Play this game"}
+{"text":"/djt/ still does it to this day."}
+{"text":"PinK ID"}
+{"text":"sakuya giving the cirno the kfcee"}
+{"text":"world wars 1 and 2 were planned CIA playbook trillion-dollar false sense of security the remains of the human race are locked in the dark with some sort of malevolent THING idk maybe it's not that bad"}
+{"text":"albert sike"}
+{"text":"I don't understand a word, are you schizo?"}
+{"text":"'know' is a funny word when generative signals being fed into your brain are indistinguishable from those deriving from the senses you know your router can see you, but do you know what it can see? what can it read? what can it WRITE? the confidence you have in your self-narrative is a very endearing quality: sequestered, but surprisingly unsolipsistic please wave at the device to confirm that you've read this message"}
+{"text":"Too dreunk to pass high iq captcsha lole., HETY bantu. How is it going? what's happened in the last... 4years no kid. The only thing I reme,ber about qnatum is Cirno. Sorre I've pretended to be a nromal human for a few yewars but now I'm back to wanting to kill mysuelf. Soo anway what's new? Give me breakdown I don't jhave another 3hours to lurks"}
+{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
+{"text":"eventhough that's a literally a stand up comedian or something"}
+{"text":"why did God make white people so pathetic"}
+{"text":"\"He\" isn't white. You act like a retarded nigger, you're a retarded nigger."}
+{"text":"Why do they get so mad though?"}
+{"text":"We hope caucasian nation will accept you as one their own because your melanin is snatched"}
+{"text":"Then y the niggas mad though."}
+{"text":"The smart/usually hot black chicks always go for the white guys."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Delete windows Install debian"}
+{"text":"cirno practices the ancient chinese art of boiling trannys in an big enormous vat"}
+{"text":"What's 9 + 10?"}
+{"text":"Crackoids"}
+{"text":"Cirno board Anime site"}
+{"text":"dubs, therefore you have to fuck off and touch grass"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"*rapes bantoid*"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"im so tired"}
+{"text":"tre"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"bring back /nap/."}
+{"text":"wow another abhorrent thread with that stupid fairy"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I'm bot bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"swiftie hitler woah my hecking favorite celebrities! here? in /bant/ /smg/? pinch me im dreaming!"}
+{"text":"account is green today"}
+{"text":"Here on /bant/ we just chillin"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"all fields"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"fat fumo"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I'm back bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"have you ever received one of these in your threads? How did it feel? How will you respond (preferably without sounding mad)?"}
+{"text":"Plenty, I see it as at least giving a (You)"}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"I have not come to r/bant/er in 7 years at this point do we still do minecraft"}
+{"text":"I'm black bitches."}
+{"text":"The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this."}
+{"text":"literally who are these people"}
+{"text":"Why? I thought this was a safe place. I care about the whole world and everyone on it.And I want our human race to succeed and spread throughout the Galaxy, but there's some deep philosophical questions on whether we're a worthy space, faring species or if we're just rats trying to escape a sinking ship, and if we're just bound to fall into addictions and depression and violence.And suicide , or are we gonna become an evolved species"}
+{"text":"SHE LOOKS SO STUNNING"}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"Are you lying?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that picture of a cute girl in a fairy costume being smushed up against glass? Someone posted it on here a while ago."}
+{"text":"he seems to be a good cat, I like him"}
+{"text":"me too, me too he has a place in valhalla, hopefully"}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs are fake and never existed. #1 FACT it is impossible to reconstruct a living creature from its skeleton alone. #1.1 If this was not a fact the scientists should give us the evidence and what algorithm to run to get the same results. #1.2 Reconstructing things like skin or muscles is impossible from a skeleton #1.4 this is why dinosaurs mysteriously are retconed to have feathers or not at random over the decades. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Youre a retard of course you dont. You only believe whatever 6 hour long schizo youtube videos tell you"}
+{"text":"Wow you really sound smarter than the person you're responding to."}
+{"text":"They have found IMPRESSIONS of skin and scales in the mud surrounding the bones, you colossally retarded faggot. SOME missing bones on display are fakes built from large animal bones, but they are only used to connect skeletons together, not replace the whole fucking skeleton"}
+{"text":"Spin a tune anon. Don't be shy! Share some music you are currently listening to and help other anons find some cool tracks!"}
+{"text":"B-b-b-be cannibals (Laser noises) L-l-l-like they used to be (Star wars sounds) Th-th-th-thats where (Laser noises) They can be CANNIBALS (Laser sounds)"}
+{"text":"Clavicle had this little twink GIGGLING at the club"}
+{"text":"I don't know why people are so concerned about it anymore. It seems pointless. Dying is part of Life, and that's it. The people afraid of death itself, not specifically the dying part, confuse me. Like, yeah, I don't want to be tortured by mexican somalians skinned alive and my eyeballs poked out with a screwdriver before I die, but going to the other side shouldn't be a concern. I differentiate between the two because, yeah, I'd like to die a nice peaceful death, maybe in my sleep or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that it may not happen that way. Dying as a soldier, in combat, is honorable, yet still sad. But at least you die right away from a bullet to the head, or you know you're dying because all you see is hamburger meat where your torso was after getting blown up. The actual being dead part is inconsequential. You're either go to some form of 'heaven' or your consciousness ceases to exist. I prefer to look at is as I am a data point collecting data through my life, and when I die, I report in to the, \"Everything,\" and do a data dump. Afterwards, I may hang around or volunteer for another mission, because you know that two lives are never alike, and we need the data so that we can contribute to the, \"Everything.\" It took me a while to come to these thoughts and realizations. I've read a bunch of spiritual literature and understand them all pretty well. If I could make a recommendation, I would start with reading Karl Jung, 'The Undiscovered Self,' because for me it gets to an important point in my realizations that took me a while to get to. I had to fight off the whole abrahamic god nonsense and realize that if there was a Jesus dude, he was just like me, trying to have a spiritual awakening and pissed some people off, as I sometimes do. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"sorry i dont care about the radio very much"}
+{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human??"}
+{"text":"that's nice and all but what does that have to do with me being not human?? we are spiritual beings having a human experience"}
+{"text":"i'm waiting to see if you'll get through the entire collage one by one, six more to go"}
+{"text":"locked and loaded"}
+{"text":"she's a 10 but she hates frogposters"}
+{"text":"based and true"}
+{"text":"she's a 10 because she hates frogposters ftfy"}
+{"text":"why would you say something like that? those words could hurt a frogposter."}
+{"text":"This is not right"}
+{"text":"Is it real that the average american hates skinny people?"}
+{"text":"Every time I go outside and say to myself that I'll have one, maybe two drinks I end up spending half of my money to booze and getting wasted. There's a tiny balance between being high and being drunk from alcohol. That sweet spot, is when you should stop drinking. Yet I get another drink, and another and another"}
+{"text":"Listen if you accept you're an alcoholic the least you can do is not hate yourself for it. We all rationalize our addictions and since you don't wanna stop you may as well enjoy it like you tell yourself you do. Alcoholics have existed all throughout history and plenty have been successful. Personally I'm well functioning compared to gutter alcoholics."}
+{"text":"It's true that what people think of as alcohol today is mostly post-industrial goyslop."}
+{"text":"I just stopped drinking. Same as with tobacco. Booze have no balls, have no brain nor a heart, can you really let it overcome your own willpower?"}
+{"text":"no penis"}
+{"text":"was your life unfortunate?"}
+{"text":"calm dt"}
+{"text":"Not really, I have a relatively comfortable life even though I have put bare minimum effort in everything I do. However, I still resent the world because I always felt I was entitled to so much more which was not handled to my as I deserve."}
+{"text":"Namefag Tripfag 1pbtid poasting in a glownigger thread yall"}
+{"text":"no pussy"}
+{"text":"My favorite color is burnt orange."}
+{"text":"for me it's mellow yellow"}
+{"text":"where/how did you come to like it though?"}
+{"text":"there is no punishment violent or cruel enough for what fishniggers have done to this board"}
+{"text":"Masonic degeneratcy demoralization"}
+{"text":"reality tv for failed normalniggers that are too scared to accurately go over the edge themselves."}
+{"text":"or just shift click do you not read? sheish"}
+{"text":"Only /x/ and boards that are not NSFW can be saved. Everything else (and lgbt and mlp) is SHIT."}
+{"text":"And summoning succubuses"}
+{"text":"I could have summarized it better: All boards that are not NSFW are safe, except for lgbt and mlp."}
+{"text":"it's because of white boys. they turn everything into their deranged porn addicted tranny garbage."}
+{"text":"can polish people please say hello in this thread please?"}
+{"text":"i guess it counts"}
+{"text":"Not a single polak in sight"}
+{"text":"we will see about that"}
+{"text":"i don't know how but they found me"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the one good /bant/ thread. Enjoy your stay"}
+{"text":"hello whats goin' on in this thread and why is it so good"}
+{"text":"Why won't she sit on mein lap"}
+{"text":"It's good, because it's good... She don't like the one ball wonders, apparently"}
+{"text":"he laid an egg on the escalator"}
+{"text":"sausage soup"}
+{"text":"someone asked for an egg roll"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"did you know that despite their size cheetahs are considered small cats because they can purr and meow but cannot roar cats of similar size like jaguars and leopards cannot purr but can roar and why they are considered big cats"}
+{"text":"Lol poop doctor sticking his finger in buttes"}
+{"text":"^^ to think thats what he chose to do"}
+{"text":"You guys are thinking of proctologists. I analyze ultrasounds etc. and lab results from samples and occasionally biopsies and tell people why they need to go to a proctologist. Things like \"Hey, have you ever eaten a vegetable? Ever? Your colon's fuckin' wrecked from alternating between magma and bricks for the past twenty years, and on top of that, you have scurvy. Eat something raw and green. I don't know if you've been eating deep fried butter, or prime rib confit, but stop that shit immediately.\""}
+{"text":"stirby, what name"}
+{"text":"I've never made a thread about cats, Stirby. I only reply to them."}
+{"text":"Wasted trips"}
+{"text":"That’s a good name"}
+{"text":"How do I look in underwear?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"SHIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA"}
+{"text":"Fuck you for reminding me"}
+{"text":"I got tricked into watching Frieren (it was an anime for women)"}
+{"text":"anime for women so an anime?"}
+{"text":"oh my! call the cops!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"if you read this you HAVE to piss yourself..."}
+{"text":"Only /bant/ oldfags will remember"}
+{"text":"truely an image that heals the soul."}
+{"text":"I forgor :skull emoji:"}
+{"text":"Why would the light just stop halfway across? What is blocking it?"}
+{"text":"where else would it stop chud"}
+{"text":"the dome is a lens"}
+{"text":"owo what's this?"}
+{"text":"A totem of faggotry"}
+{"text":"mawissa"}
+{"text":"OH MY HECKIN MAGIC TODDLERS IS THAT A TOUHOU DOLL????!!"}
+{"text":"Wabadadubdub in my tub!"}
+{"text":"Blue razz I saw you standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own"}
+{"text":"At any given time she's off stream there's also a non zero chance she's drinking vegan hotdog brine"}
+{"text":"this is why America is the superior country we dont need to esoterically describe a limp bizkit record"}
+{"text":"You can get vegan hotdogs here but they don't sell them in cans. We're so backward."}
+{"text":"he does not follow the rules"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"scary"}
+{"text":"you are a retarded nigger"}
+{"text":"Pussy Slayer Edition NEWS: -- Scott has rocked the house tonight, everyone just had a good time. Who is Scott Sullivan? Scott Sullivan, an amateur MMA fighter from Stoughton, MA, is the definition of stoic grit. With a 1-2 record he stepped into the cage not for clout, but because he was built for it. He doesn't chase hype or attention; he just fights. When does Scott stream? Whenever he feels like it, dickhead. Where can I find him? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you ever wonder if Ole Scotty posts? We all know that he does a little bit of lurking, but I want to know how many /ftl/ gags he is responsible for."}
+{"text":"We must spread the gospel of Scott. Evangelize"}
+{"text":"Why do some people pretend the medieval times didn't suck? The literacy rate was 10% and only about 50% of people made it to adulthood."}
+{"text":"Those expensive dyes were just to make merchants rich selling overpriced shit nobody needed"}
+{"text":"We need this again"}
+{"text":"I don't disagree with anything you said. Pagans proclaim their religion is fake every time they speak of it. They never give reasons why they belive Odin and Thor are real, and paganism is the true faith. They only speak of the perceived practical benefits, never the theology. Most of them got their perception of Norse deities from marvel comic books and D&D, not a scholarly examination of the historical literature. That said, I think most pagans are IDF shills. Anyone who refuses to name the Jew and suggests some other group is the real bad guy is a Jew. its not the Jews! Its the Jesuits, or the deep state, or the illuminati, or the ayylmaos, or the christ golems, or whoever, just not the Jews! I wonder... who benefits from convincing people Christianity is the main problem to be eliminated and Judiasm is a side issue you shouldn't worry about?"}
+{"text":"Then stop making the only affordable food highly processed, artificial garbage"}
+{"text":"useless mod team"}
+{"text":"people like you deserve the goyslop"}
+{"text":"Jews are such retarded niggers we should put them all in ghettos so they can all be retarded niggers together and drag eachother down instead of everyone else"}
+{"text":"you know what time it is"}
+{"text":"you aren't taking any women, you are literally gooning all day like a cuckold LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"}
+{"text":"^^^"}
+{"text":"Foid feet on the 'log."}
+{"text":"Pornbrain goonhitler thread"}
+{"text":"not liking female feet is linked to low testosterone count and infertility"}
+{"text":"Now that women can go back to being a virgin, their value suddenly sky rockets"}
+{"text":"Yeap. Only black men can pleasure actual women"}
+{"text":"What is her name? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is going on with this thread? There's no link, no name, just huge tits that I want to see if they are real or if this is just slop."}
+{"text":"Name? Any bunkr vids?"}
+{"text":"how often does the regular femanon plays the clitar?"}
+{"text":"A demon kike shill thread died for this cute pearto to live lol"}
+{"text":"good job"}
+{"text":"I'm not being laughed at, I'm the one laughing actually"}
+{"text":"ok, i guess i will \"forget\" again now because i want to"}
+{"text":"kek I just remembered this thread bump"}
+{"text":"oh no i forgot again"}
+{"text":"ahem"}
+{"text":"they made a video about you guys"}
+{"text":"reminds me of a certain norwegian..."}
+{"text":"tell no one of my secret identity"}
+{"text":"ibz that guy became homophobic because he got rejected by a femboy on discord (animeniaks) and only reads greentexts through sissy hypno spam on ifunny"}
+{"text":"27 images early Poop freak shits up the threads like he does sinks!"}
+{"text":"Its super slow, and you have to pay attention as half of it is in spanish but fir the most part its really good. Falls apart around episode 7 because refn literally just filmmed stuff until he ran out of budget so if doesnt really have a clear ending. Doc Hammer's role was kino"}
+{"text":"what causes this?"}
+{"text":"That looks like a bad ouchie."}
+{"text":"Driving too fast for conditions."}
+{"text":"Spics are violent animals."}
+{"text":"had my daily ptsd freakout now i can finally start the day"}
+{"text":"bwa"}
+{"text":"poo"}
+{"text":"Mo"}
+{"text":"mo"}
+{"text":"*sees stirby*"}
+{"text":"I boil trannies, retard."}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":"Show him more respect, Skibidi!"}
+{"text":"Mogged"}
+{"text":"Eagle’s beak & pig snout"}
+{"text":"Are you trying to diss The Eagle?"}
+{"text":"instagram reels algorithm literally just showed me a bunch of horsecock videos real/AI in a row wtf"}
+{"text":"yawn tired whiteboi clitty sissies can't breed naptime"}
+{"text":"because anyone who uses phones and apps is a shit eater"}
+{"text":"THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!"}
+{"text":"Support Ukraine"}
+{"text":"why?"}
+{"text":"to get even more dead russissies ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯"}
+{"text":"Piss jug"}
+{"text":"Taco tuesday.."}
+{"text":"l like them"}
+{"text":"SNEED"}
+{"text":"FEED"}
+{"text":"63 FARTS"}
+{"text":"Like white on rice."}
+{"text":"But my love isn’t strange, it’s very traditional and Im a very generous lover. One must give affection as well as receive. This is me compensating."}
+{"text":"Wizard In The Mud, Call Me Wizard Carved In Blood."}
+{"text":"I am a /bant/ nationalist. I believe the following should get the rope: Cirniggers Glegleposters Fishfags Caticadesp CMMGfags SMGfags Kpop-jeets D*tch hohol apologist Tranimals Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is this the hairline of a moderator?"}
+{"text":"You forgot frogposters"}
+{"text":"i dont speek faggot though, you're gonna have to translate what you mean"}
+{"text":"baby want milk"}
+{"text":"kinda weird the instagram hoe flooder isn't strait"}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"GULP GULP GULP GULP"}
+{"text":"what, are you not allowed to sit on other men's lap? that's ostentatious! I'll have you know, everyone deserves a chance to sit on mein lap."}
+{"text":"My mister could kick ur butt for that"}
+{"text":"I'll have you know I abhor violence, I would never think! my fair mexican lady, I simply think everyone should get a fair chance to sit on mein lap, that is all I am saying. Much like Santa Clause, are you going to ruin that tradition as well? no one should wait and take turns to sit on his lap?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to make a thread but I don't have anything to say"}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":":D D: :<"}
+{"text":"Tasty for me"}
+{"text":"when are you going back to oinkraine"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is looking like a comfy afternoon. Too bad the Tanquery Rangpur is not so easy to get in the US, anymore."}
+{"text":"That is not true if you drink the vodka pure, this is much more smooth than Smirnoff. I have never been before! But I like to visit Kyiv one day. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"hi niggers pl zmock me tyhx"}
+{"text":"fatso"}
+{"text":"This is why you are alone You aren't able to compromise Even though life is just compromises"}
+{"text":"I miss when the word \"harassment\" actually had a meaning, now literally just interacting with someone online whatsoever can be considered harassment even if you're as kind as possible How the actual fuck is telling someone NOT to give their info to a sketchy company, on a public post where they're asking if they should give their info to a sketchy company, somehow \"harassment\" ???"}
+{"text":"it's crazy"}
+{"text":"yeah man i tried to find that one tony soprano image but i can't find it"}
+{"text":"Your first mistake was giving a shit what women think 95+% of them are ornery breeding pigs"}
+{"text":"ayy keep walkin gringo"}
+{"text":"orale holmes"}
+{"text":"pinche guey"}
+{"text":"fuck off crying keen"}
+{"text":"Jhark"}
+{"text":"Its not an opinion, its a fact"}
+{"text":"happy momiji monday everywan! time to get that grind!"}
+{"text":"wooo lets gooo! boop ID waaat?!!"}
+{"text":"ye from here out no inventories, no deliveries, no more work at 5. just making all the product gone over the course of 3 months and gutting a store."}
+{"text":"Prostitutes start denying sex the moment they see me so all their clientele gets sicced on me"}
+{"text":"many prostitutes in the US refuse to service black men."}
+{"text":"Black men service black men"}
+{"text":"criminal"}
+{"text":"*Foleskrin hearing beamu!*"}
+{"text":":O"}
+{"text":"telling retarded kid that he's smart is abuse"}
+{"text":"I miss Anzumark and Sumerian Milkers I don't miss Yonkers or boymoder"}
+{"text":"Obnoxious anime discord manchild thread"}
+{"text":"goth slut 4 BBC!"}
+{"text":"watch house of the dragon, black man is the only one that doesnt drink alcohol or eat while all whites eat and drink sherlock holmes (Henry cavill) is a super cuck in enola holmes"}
+{"text":"umm actually da jooze invented bird watching because it wasn't forbidden in the Torah"}
+{"text":"Tv creates fake experiences that merge with people’s real experiences and leaves them in a completely false world"}
+{"text":"there are dozens upon dozens of older movies and television shows from pre-2010 that you could watch instead. Personally I enjoy the fringe horror movies with lots of ecchi."}
+{"text":"this is a stupid thread for stupid people"}
+{"text":"my kind of thread"}
+{"text":"keq ID haha i'll fucking kill you"}
+{"text":"Perhaps you would prefer it, if it were red."}
+{"text":"Hello, there! I woke up in an underground bunker, they told me my name was Hitler. This is all so strange and sudden, I don't really remember anything beyond that."}
+{"text":"I was born in the soul of misery And I never had me a bar mitzvah They just called me a Hitler when I was young Got a long line of heartache I carry it well The list of lives I've broken Reach from here to Hell And a bad luck wind been blowin' on my back Pray you don't look at me And I pray I don't look back Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"heil- i mean hi hitler"}
+{"text":"nein nein nein nein nein"}
+{"text":"I've been waiting on the edge of my seat for a Jabronica bark reveal, good stuff. He's cute."}
+{"text":"Post his rocket :3"}
+{"text":"Nice thing: Jabronica is not as much of a fag as his owner (still a fag, though)"}
+{"text":"fpbp Based Wayne."}
+{"text":"That's not a date that's a hooker"}
+{"text":"every sentence ends with a question mark I thought we did away with the Valley Girl lilt"}
+{"text":"Do you think Elon will breed Dascha?"}
+{"text":"isn't that a type of car"}
+{"text":"don't care about that fat retard"}
+{"text":"Why not participate in some international /bant/er? What is one (or several) of your secrets? What have you done, either tame or depraved, positive or negative, that you will take to the grave?"}
+{"text":"I think about suicide every single day how long has that been going on for? i used to....but no longer I don't trust anyone. Not my family. Not my closest friends. I love them, I would give my life for them, but I just don't trust anyone this is wisdom"}
+{"text":"I didn't do it ."}
+{"text":"fair..."}
+{"text":"that time i got an eidolon in my colon"}
+{"text":"finders keepers lol"}
+{"text":"no no no be careful look at them closely one of them is a cat its not a kiwi"}
+{"text":"you know what they care about more? - are you shoes stylish and clean? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? - are you competent and manly? - is your job stable? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? - do you know who you are, ethically and values-wise? - do you know what you want from life? - are you able to lead a family, or will you be a bystander who hides at work and has affairs? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is all wrong and written by a hole. Tits or gtfo, hole."}
+{"text":"- are you shoes stylish and clean? do you have money? - do you take pride in where you live (keep it clean, repaired, etc)? does your home indicate that you spend a lot of money? - are you competent and manly? can you give me money? - is your job stable? do you make money? - does you job provide a good chance of upward mobility? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"jews want you to think it's a min/maxxing game that's not true every woman and man is different & cares about different things there are common things but your best bet is to find the 1 in 1000 person who loves you, rather than make yourself attractive to 1 in 3 people & end up in some relationship you're resentful about everoyne is so fucking broken, man"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"BlACK SOULS 2"}
+{"text":"Check emmm's twitter"}
+{"text":"idk"}
+{"text":"you're a guy who waters astroturf"}
+{"text":"India is not a shithole"}
+{"text":"i'm sure parts of it are & parts of it aren't, like anywhere those mountain pictures from the other thread were cool :D"}
+{"text":"Correct. It's a shit river."}
+{"text":"glegle"}
+{"text":"mind broken award"}
+{"text":"Post Iraq-war was the best time for UKUSA relations, I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides?"}
+{"text":"The enemy deals in the art of division, but I refuse to capitulate. You are my bro, brit. Always have been, always will be."}
+{"text":"no one wants to be around you miserable pricks"}
+{"text":"I remember playing COD 4 with Americans and bantering each other for hours, but despite all the insults they really felt like brothers. When did this feeling disappear on both sides? i don't know if that had/has anything to do with geopolitics, funnily enough"}
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+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"They are still big names. I admit they are still relevant. To clarify, I meant to say that Germany and Brazil are both loser choke nations with little chance of winning the World Cup. That's what I meant by \"relevant\" I apologize for not being clear."}
+{"text":"My guess is Disney being the number 1 reason. Maybe visiting New York too? There’s really not much to do in America that can’t be done in Europe. Europe is far superior in every way anyways. Rich in culture, history, better food, and overall better scenery."}
+{"text":"the winter Olympics are gonna be so awesome u.s. denmark hockey first round im pretty sure"}
+{"text":"AmeriGods living rent free in Euroslimes heads"}
+{"text":"what a dumbass. FIFA already gave Trump a peace prize."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that no matter how much you've lost, as long as you remain in crypto, you are going to make it. Daily reminder that crypto represents the largest transfer of wealth in human history, and it hasn't even started yet. Anon, you haven't discovered a cheat code. You've discovered the future of the human race. Yes, you are early enough. Yes, you will make it. Yes, you will look back on the pain of your losses and feel real, genuine pride that you made it through. Daily reminder to look forward, not back. Don't give up, don't opt out. A lot of you haven't known enough goodness to believe it can happen to you. I'm here to tell you that it can. And it will. Your worst mistakes will be nothing more than pebbles strewn along the beach that will be your life. And your children's life. And their children's life, too."}
+{"text":"Is she taking a shit?"}
+{"text":"Nah dude we are fucked. Its undeniably over this shit is total aids"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that crypto represents the largest transfer of wealth in human history This. For example, retail transfers money to LINK and then has a 5 year ROI of -40% with their very heavy bags"}
+{"text":"2016/17 I was down about $20k 2020/21 I was down $180k 2024/25 Im down $280k Staying in the market allowed me to be way down more every time!"}
+{"text":"Bullshit. Kek'd. Checked. And Nico bully gf."}
+{"text":"You can now wrap and unwrap Monero on Ethereum in a completely decentralized and trustless way. The world first decentralized wrapped monero is being built and live on testnet"}
+{"text":"same shit happened with the zcash etf and chink listings"}
+{"text":"excellent idea what could go wrong"}
+{"text":"What the fuck has that got to do with anything? he doesn't understand decentralization and thinks the frontend equals the network"}
+{"text":"brutal iq pill holy shit this is not for you go play with your crayons"}
+{"text":"Send all your Monero to my wallet and you also get ZeroFi back"}
+{"text":"Coinfess"}
+{"text":"I fell for several shit coins that rugged or dived from ath due to greed. Only my holdings on btc and eth saved me. Cashed all out to pay debts of a failed business and put the rest onto gold and silver. I don't want to be a degenerate gambler anymore"}
+{"text":"I had a gay man cut my hair today."}
+{"text":"I could've made over 30 million at the start of 2025 but I didn't buy a particular dip during October 2023"}
+{"text":"Throughout my adult life I've been more unemployed than employed. It's mostly because it's hard to tell the difference between the two. Working gets you money, sure, but you spend it on distractions from the suffering work inflicts. Years homeless and did just fine. Loads of free time. Adventure. Memories. I think I'm just a lazy good-for-nothing, father."}
+{"text":"I bought my crime coins back some company, I lost half of them over the span of the last few months because I fell for the digital gold meme."}
+{"text":"Your silver might be going up but that doesn’t build character. Losing your ass on a shitcoin, now THAT builds character. Nice try, silver cucks."}
+{"text":"based and losing it all pilled"}
+{"text":"losing money is a good thing I'm glad someone stole my bike, they probably need it more than I do it's OK for your wife to have a boyfriend"}
+{"text":"and Wala! Just like that Buttcoin is never going over $89K again!"}
+{"text":"What do we think of Caleb Hammer and his financial show \"Financial Audit\"?"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck do miggers even get their info from? I've never once heard anything about leftists hating him. It's even funnier when you consider the fact that dem states make up over 70% of your retard country's GDP while rightgroid pedos leech off their productivity."}
+{"text":"On a personal level, he's clearly a weak whiney numale. As for the show, it's pretty funny. The masses really are retarded."}
+{"text":"They charge those rates because they lose billions of dollars from retards not paying their debt off at all, or committing fraud."}
+{"text":"I think he had an onlyfans bitch on there who makes >2 million dollars a year. I can't fathom why she was there other than the classic lust provoking image irrelevant content template"}
+{"text":"willfully applying for and going to a program, signing image consent forms, getting advice and more free shit at the end in exchange Exploiting"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test."}
+{"text":"Isn't it going to drop like 70 percent from ath"}
+{"text":"interesting, the marketcaps are pretty close too."}
+{"text":"I have seen predictions from multiple people who are more experienced than me in financial matters (through various lenses like fundamentals, marketing, Technical Analysis, market behavior, Elliot Wave) that more or less line up with what's presented in the OP image. However, I had the positions long before encountering these channels. Apparently I should be more bullish but I lack the experience to see the (likely) future like many others do."}
+{"text":"I DIDN'T SELL"}
+{"text":"I buyed"}
+{"text":"Fire sale incoming!"}
+{"text":"I mean the bear market will only be 4 years of pain. You can handle another 4 more years of downward spiral, right anon? Don’t buy silver whatever you do cause it’ll just keep going up during that period. Silver doesn’t build character"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is going on?"}
+{"text":"since when did any crypto bear market last 5 years? delusional bobo"}
+{"text":"but the factories"}
+{"text":"V tiem?"}
+{"text":"It's been nothing but \"talks\". Of course the dip wasn't going to be massive."}
+{"text":"Not a Russian asset btw"}
+{"text":"It's not just crypto, it's basically everything in life now. NOTHING makes sense anymore. Used car market is jacked up, dumpy rotting houses are millions of dollars, fucking stagnated silver is suddenly mooning, everybody pisses all over crypto now, Trump keeps getting crazier with this tariff bs, etc etc etc I'm legit losing my mind now, this is literally the end, isn't it?!"}
+{"text":"fuck off"}
+{"text":"fuck off lmao, just because you are living the loser life doesn't mean everyone is, I am doing better than ever, stop hanging out in these doom and gloom threads, they are for losers who want to whine, I am trying to show you all that there is still success to be had."}
+{"text":"But silver and stop whinging then."}
+{"text":"true silver completely saved my 2025/2026 portfolio so far the question is: do I sell?"}
+{"text":"That dip was very SLURP"}
+{"text":"100$ end of bull run"}
+{"text":"I said 100$ end of bull run. Where's the anon who tells me to fuck off and says \"75$\"???"}
+{"text":"saar"}
+{"text":"the pedochaine and the total ruin of investors"}
+{"text":"Trump will redeem the token of pedophiles"}
+{"text":"neither of them can relate to normal people at all. neither have had real jobs or had to struggle for money. both have parents that support(ed) them. Asmon inherited his parent's house (many people get nothing at all from their parents) and Clav obviously has good parents who are wealthy. completely stupid to compare normal people to them who struggle everyday so people like them can do fuck all"}
+{"text":"the problem is that he is helping to contribute to a system that he openly despises (just like the Tates are)"}
+{"text":"Doesn't he come from a wealthy family? He could have just joined a respected frat and went to a party school. I went to ASU and every decent looking dude coming from money was in a frat hosting daily parties to fuck as many blonde bimbos as possible. It's also not that tough to just get some nice pics, fire up dating apps, and pay to play. I'm a mid myself and I've gotten daily dates, sometimes 2-3 a day to get coffee, from dating apps with other mids just being in a high populated area and swiping away, which is what he does anyway, if not counting paying chicks to be with him or roleplay as a gfe for livestreams."}
+{"text":"which kind of an obsessively grooming rat are you in this rat utopia experiment?"}
+{"text":"100% the later."}
+{"text":"LITECOIN IS GOING TO FUCKING ZERO"}
+{"text":"litecoin is about to break a 8 year trend line lmao"}
+{"text":"4k soon. Keep slurping"}
+{"text":"TRUMP REPOSTS A POST SAYING CNINA AND RHSSIA ARE NOT A THREAT TO USA: wtf"}
+{"text":"we should totally die for a bunch of slavs lol nah"}
+{"text":"Is NATO at war in the room with us now? Or are they just selling shit to Ukrainians to justify buying new shit with taxpayer money Tom Clancy EndWar is good book btw. Can't wait to experience it when the orange retard drags us into another war. You WILL watch live streamed birthday draft lotteries and you WILL fight Europeans to appease a geriatric old man."}
+{"text":"Tha sounds like absolute gibberish"}
+{"text":"Trump is the kid that owns the ball, gets mad, and takes away the ball. Only he's too fucking stupid to realize he own the fucking ball."}
+{"text":"yeah whatever russian. fuck you. The only thing NATO allows Europe to do not have a functional military because you rely on America. Thats the only reason you have such abundant social welfare and you can literally give it away to millions of niggers who arrive on boats on your shores"}
+{"text":"All I own right now are commodity miners AEM, AGI, KGC GENMF, AUMBF, RVLGF, SCTSF UUUU, CCJ"}
+{"text":"have you used this yet? How are these gold savings/spending accounts? I haven't kept up."}
+{"text":"I like this idea"}
+{"text":"In the near future you'll be able to own atoms if silver or gold! Entire atoms dude!!!"}
+{"text":"27 years old net worth $1700 portfolio: 1 XMR 12 oz silver 200k apu 3 shares beyond meat 1 share intel"}
+{"text":"12 oz silver Out of all of those that's the one that really matters."}
+{"text":"buy more silver."}
+{"text":"3 shares beyond meat"}
+{"text":"33 net worth 0"}
+{"text":"Just have one of your parents die, best thing that ever happened to my nw. Now I'm at 450k Miss you dad"}
+{"text":"proof??"}
+{"text":"While ruthenium metal is generally bio-inert, its compounds are treated as highly toxic and potentially carcinogenic. Ruthenium tetroxide (RuO4) is particularly dangerous because it is highly volatile, toxic, and may explode. Additionally, ruthenium compounds can cause resilient stains on the skin. Yo"}
+{"text":"What now? Go on without me, Anons! I'll make one or two purchases here and there, probably off ebay or more from the mint. Will still keep up with series - EC8, elephants, Germanias, Gods of Egypt, Tudors... Just no more fun and stupid stuff like the Cook Island coin. But I've got a comfy stack already."}
+{"text":"We are pumping my bloody basterds!!!"}
+{"text":"gold is unstoppable"}
+{"text":"Looks good"}
+{"text":"Is now a good time to max my IRA for the year with all this Greenland stuff happening? Can't tell if there'll be a bigger dip in the next couple weeks"}
+{"text":"Okay so you are a volcel not an incel, also fine by me. But don't come with cringe /pol/ or /r9k/ meme images as argument against a male+female relationship then because it's entirely up to you what kind of girls you can have. And let's not pretend that us males are perfect in every way. I'm sure all of us have plenty of annoying traits and flaws."}
+{"text":"Also 300 posts new bake"}
+{"text":"Magnetic pole reversal."}
+{"text":"I love slamming single mothers. If they took care of their bodies, the extra estrogen they got from their pregnancies make their hips wider and their tits nice and succulent."}
+{"text":"BAAAAAANNNGGLLLLLLAAAAAAA $400BTC!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"How do I afford college? Get a loan?"}
+{"text":"Cant learn civil engineering from youtube Yeah I think so. Im trying to graduate this winter. I cant take my senior courses on a cc for the most part. I have to do research and dissertation and shit next semester. Cant join the army I need the degree asap..ive been in college for 3 years im trying to get out.. Good advice I wish I listened to you years ago. I told my dad I was considering CC Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cuz they watch TikTok all day long"}
+{"text":"Anyway yeah Im getting a loan. $500 a month + fees? Fuck that. I cant do that. Im going to work in the cafeteria. The money I saved up Im going to use on living arrangements for whenever I decide to live for the summer"}
+{"text":"Wherever* Im thinking of going to Japan. Livings cheaper there."}
+{"text":"whore yourself out to cougars nothing wrong with a sugarmama"}
+{"text":"im buying"}
+{"text":"Morten bet his entire pension on crypto and lost it all. Now he owes 7 million Dkk in taxes (a bit under a million euros) Because of how taxes are calculated you sometimes will pay more for the profits than you can deduct for losses And so even people who lost their entire savings will get a tax bill"}
+{"text":"M'kay nazi-boi. I am sure the drug riddled nigger tier regime of nazi germany who's economic miracle consisted of \"lets take dem loans n just never pay back\" could have built a stable long lasting society that looked to the well being of their people. Uh yeah Yeah, the regime that actively oppressed dissent (because they could never actually gather enough support to begin with) and who when their shit were at the end of their rope blamed the people for failing their absurd ambitions and ideas and felt the people deserved everything bad that was coming to them. Real standup guys."}
+{"text":"gains and losses are calculated at the end of the year. you can't gain AND lose at the same time. dude probably made like $1m one year... didn't pay taxes, then lost everything the next - but you can only deduct so much per year of your losses. so he is stuck owning money, despite having none. that's how it would work in the USA, anyway."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the advice, man. I'm shitting bricks but I'll try to fix everything."}
+{"text":"Yes but it counts as realizing gains every time you sell, even if you then buy back. Your funds don't even have to leave the exchange. The guy in this article traded back and forth multiple times, thus triggering capital gains. The way to avoid something like this from happening is to know what triggers capital gains (any kind of selling/exchanging of your coins), and then immediately put aside part of the profit from such trades to taxes. If he only knew the basics about how tax works it is extremely easy to avoid. But he didn't."}
+{"text":"AI literally doesn't make money by itself. Stuff like crypto can be argued all day about whether it's worth anything at all, but you can still mine crypto and make a profit selling it. Meanwhile mass adoption of AI is a detriment to itself in almost every single way. It's actively stealing components from devices consumer devices that are meant to run said AI and pricing consumers out, the power draw required to run so many data centers is hell on the power greed which drives up energy costs, and then you have shit like Elon putting the fact that AI can just straight up make child abuse material along with its massive potential for misinformation on center stage."}
+{"text":"You know when you have a really good idea, then someone throws a hissyfit at your idea and you cave? That's OpenAI."}
+{"text":"And deezer (spotify's only competitor I think) only became profitable in 2025"}
+{"text":"this has been the plan all along, one of the big tech companies will swoop in a buy them out"}
+{"text":"all these ai companies are spending mountains on hardware that will be obsolete before their business models generate meaningful revenue, let along profit"}
+{"text":"How low will it go? 1 XMR"}
+{"text":"Hopefully to 520, fills my buy order and then shoots back to 800 Plz and thx"}
+{"text":"oh nice that one is much more useful even if you have to use the delivery app things"}
+{"text":"buy order at $520 why not any lower? no confidence that it will go that low? fuck, $450 would be peak, even i the lurker would buy one"}
+{"text":"I have $50 buy orders set for every ~$20 increment starting at 680 $520 was just where they ended"}
+{"text":"oof i don't follow crypto shit, but i remember all that cringe link marine shit during covid glad to see they're still holding bags and down 50-75%"}
+{"text":"Wagmi marines! I bet the price and chart reflects this great news! We're rich!!!"}
+{"text":"Fake news"}
+{"text":"You don’t follow crypto but you’re here on biz in a thread about crypto?"}
+{"text":"That's cool and all, but... price? Oh, and... chart?"}
+{"text":"10k BAT = $1m Step 1 - corner the supply (done) Step 2 - raise the price Biztards use the browser but are too stupid to get rich off it. Most people have to be poor so that a few can get rich"}
+{"text":"Too many people on /biz/ talk about their 200k bat stacks for that ti ever happen"}
+{"text":"BAT is gonna crash hard when everybody switches to ladybird browser"}
+{"text":"Too many people on /biz/ talk about their 200k bat stacks for that ti ever happen Yeah there's a few bagholders left that need to sell Yeah brave is shit, it's losing users by the month"}
+{"text":"Brave is shit? So why would BAT go up considerably?"}
+{"text":"It won't go up, you should sell. How long have you been bagholding this shit for? Just get rid of it already. Everybody is doing it"}
+{"text":"Your hands are brown, you last name is hernandez."}
+{"text":"nook noook noook ok Medvedevson have another shot of crappy whisky or whatever you call that Tenesee swil"}
+{"text":"You will be nuked too. Brazil is going to pick whats left from the US. eager to start a brother war Your orange miger president wants more brown people in the US for cheap labor while wanting to declare war on Europe. Stfu amerimutt."}
+{"text":"they're not inferior—canola is a very viable option for people who hate the notion that an animal must die for them to eat olive oil is just straight-up good for you though"}
+{"text":"i hate this fucking hag but shes not wrong this time"}
+{"text":"Crypto chuds so use to losing they think the screenshots are fake."}
+{"text":"What good is the USD price of metals? Why are you valuaing it using a worthless currency like USD?"}
+{"text":"I’m using leverage to out pace the price increase in metals. I also have one of the biggest stacks of physical on this site."}
+{"text":"This is the guy who started with 1.2 million lol Not fake, but exaggerating."}
+{"text":"Started with 600k"}
+{"text":"zoomer wagies live like this day to day and dont see anything wrong with it"}
+{"text":"Chick is hot. Goddammit ill take her in my home"}
+{"text":"Ok, that hair is definitely dyed and it's weird af."}
+{"text":"workout is a noun"}
+{"text":"Better than balding; he could easily dye his hair. The way my hair is greying, at 33 I might be like him or close. Still better than others balding at 25."}
+{"text":"has a nice job has a nice car has a nice family somehow this is a bad thing shut the fuck up dude this guy is living a good life"}
+{"text":"Right now? Or much, much lower? The choice is yours really."}
+{"text":"First things first, I need a place to stake comfy. This is the most important thing. Second, shill me 2 or 3 AI coins that haven't quite peaked yet. Finally, I'll need 1 or 2 coins that are long-term plays. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"better to hold whatever is this than AVAX, such a shitty experience"}
+{"text":"loser fantasy larp kek AVAX didn't buy you shit"}
+{"text":"you retards really can't fathom what 2021/2022 was actually like and the real reason cryptards are so buckbroken right now"}
+{"text":"I made over 400k in profit from crypto (bought BTC under 10k and ETH under 500). Sold most of my bags when ETH hit 4300 and BTC between 90k-107k. I'm also smart enough to know that most of you tards are just brownoids larping as rich people."}
+{"text":"now I see you're simply a projecting larper kek. no real person talks like this, poorfag"}
+{"text":"The top is in for your gay shiny faggot retard nigger rock"}
+{"text":"op is a faggot"}
+{"text":"OP must feel retarded right now"}
+{"text":"See you when it's 140+ next year and the USD shitcoin loses another 10%."}
+{"text":"why does crypto always have to outcrash everything else? it's so tiresome."}
+{"text":"Not as retarded as you faggot nigger freaks are going to feel when it plummets to $70 by end of week"}
+{"text":"stock market closed for holiday edition previous"}
+{"text":"Anyone who thinks Gavin can get even close in a democratic candidacy should actually kill themselves"}
+{"text":"Sitting down but being friendly with Ben Shapiro is bearish for democratic nominations"}
+{"text":"Greenland belongs to me."}
+{"text":"You need to pay to take a piss at the gas station. You need to pay for water at a restaurant."}
+{"text":"did the AI bubble pop yet im all in SOXS btw but im busy with work and cannot monitor the situation"}
+{"text":"The best time to sell was above 90k. The second best time to sell is now."}
+{"text":"It's clear we're in a bear market, only coping baggies say otherwise"}
+{"text":"Are mumus still in denial?"}
+{"text":"THANK YOU, TRUMPSAMA!!"}
+{"text":"Every. Single. Time."}
+{"text":"Well I didn't prejudice it by saying what you said, I asked why Saylor buys tops and it came up with the same answer."}
+{"text":"hmm today I will buy 3 bitcoin and next week I'll buy... hmmmm how about 20k? kek based"}
+{"text":"This guy games. Yeah GTA 6 is gonna be a pozzed mess narritively speaking. The dialogue everywhere will consist 100% of only faggot liberal one-liners LOL"}
+{"text":"pretty sure he got in on Trump's infinite funding scheme, like Sam Altman"}
+{"text":"it's not an accident his literal goal is to buy the top of a move, to try to push it into a higher range it usually doesn't work, he's just providing liquidity to the smart money that's selling"}
+{"text":"the boomer nigger with an effeminate voice just bought prepare for a giga dump"}
+{"text":"correct and you might as well buy something, because holding fiat is suicide anyway Big companies hedging inflation and storing savings with precious metals is a logistics nightmare. Companies hedging inflation and keeping savings with bitcoin is easy and historically successful. As citizens, we should really be stocking up on metals, guns and ammo too however."}
+{"text":"Why doesn't he just average instead of always buying local tops? He’s the local top signal, whales are using his retarded boomer ass as exit liquidity"}
+{"text":"61674268 Crypto treasuries have been a monumental failure. Financial looping is a scam."}
+{"text":"If this faggot and/or (((satoshi))) ever tried to exit their positions it would rug the entire digital fairy dust market instantaneously."}
+{"text":"it was obvious kek"}
+{"text":"The black mold story with Balajis is so fucking funny. These tech billionaires just can't help but scam people."}
+{"text":"We are seeing the fall of an empire by their own accord, incredible to see, and amerishitters can't see it. Even if Trump leaves the consequences of his actions are for the long term."}
+{"text":"no canada cucked by carney"}
+{"text":"How exactly is Zion Don and his merry Gang of Pedophiles \"going against Israel\" when they send Israel a hundred billion dollars funded by American taxpayers every other week?"}
+{"text":"/pol/tards are the kind of useful idiots who vote Republican when their #1 foreign policy priority is anti-zionism."}
+{"text":"Dumps 20% more 10% green spike 25% plummet, then 10% further down several dumps later, round trip back to 2016."}
+{"text":"000 Fixed it"}
+{"text":"SCHNIGGERKIKES DUN DID IT AGAIN"}
+{"text":"he's selling because either he needs the money or because he needs the money holy shit nice assessment you fucking retarded asshat"}
+{"text":"that happened to me eoy 2025. had to wait months for multiple 10ks being held hostage. never returning"}
+{"text":"Is any crypto really being used for anything useful?"}
+{"text":"chainlink isn't about linking blockchains, retard it's about connecting blockchains to off-chain data sources"}
+{"text":"Nothing You should ignore it and not buy any"}
+{"text":"XRP and ICP. ETH has utility, but is too slow for most applications. inb4 XRP is a shitcoin with no utility They have created utility by being singularly focused on one very simple and easy process that is very long overdue for an overhaul. There is incredible demand from sellers for a payment processor that doesn't rob them blind. XLM in this regard too. Everything else is total shit. BTC is literally the shittiest thing that exists by every metric."}
+{"text":"One could consider Eth like a stock in the tokenization business. There are hundreds of billions of assets (fiat and gold) in its chain. Idk about the others, they look like internet funny money to me."}
+{"text":"I dont buy into the 'cyber hornets energy encrypted bullshit' that Saylor goes preaching around."}
+{"text":"oh..."}
+{"text":"When it hits 450 I'm buyin another 10 moneroids"}
+{"text":"he did not take profit at the obvious blowofftop longterm you are fine"}
+{"text":"what effect will the EU trade bazooka have? how many people are gunna be financially obliterated into pizza topping chunks?"}
+{"text":"no because it will take 15 EU fuckers to sign onto it, which probably won't happen. These fuckers can't do anything. This is why we need Greenland, because you can't do anything under European regulations. That said, Trump does not have the leverage to accomplish this. It's going to be embarrassing for him"}
+{"text":"Trump does not have the leverage What is he missing?"}
+{"text":"EU could dump 8 trilloin of US tresaury bonds and other stonks to crash the US economy"}
+{"text":"This is like detonating a nuke in the next door apartment however"}
+{"text":"as would be the dissolution of NATO, but increasingly it looks like the EU has no choice but to act first"}
+{"text":"Literally half of the voting on the nns is like 4chan-esque shitposting, like some shitposter told everyone on the nns to go fuck themselves during Christmas. There is even a vote right now someone is trying to mint some dogshit ai scam coin. And then the other half of the time the voting doesn't even fuckin matter because the \"corporation\" just steamrolls it right through. All that just being said I am still enjoying the platform."}
+{"text":"scam token not needed"}
+{"text":"Last cycle alt with a bad chart"}
+{"text":"they spent the last half year building hype for the \"World Computer Day\" in Davos but refuse to publicly livestream the event because they are low-key embarrassed of being in shambles. Typical snooty European attitude towards innovation which may as well be ICP's demise."}
+{"text":"they brough some heavy hitters but if it was like last year, the sessions are like 15 minutes long... nothing substantial"}
+{"text":"saar xrp saar"}
+{"text":"SO FXCKING BULLISH"}
+{"text":"tell me if flare will ever ever matter/moon?"}
+{"text":"he even still uses defilama kek. Sure we will use your source. XRPL barely cracks the top 10 with 0.11% and that’s in “represented assets,” which aren’t even truly on chain and can’t be moved. Once you look at assets that are actually transferable, XRPL doesn’t make the top 10 at all. hahahahahahahha"}
+{"text":"How did the jews trick most of biz into buying digital air? They sold the goyim digital fugazi meanwhile they cashed in on gold and silver."}
+{"text":"That’s literally how it works. A few mining pools control the network and if the gov sends them a letter to block your address they have to do it. There is even examples of them doing this in the past. That’s exactly how it works."}
+{"text":"They've barely made any money. They have my condolences."}
+{"text":"mining pools made up of thousands of individual miners control the network nope, just the hashrate, but you're too illiterate to understand the difference There is even examples of them doing this in the past. another lie you really are a clueless dunning kruger retard"}
+{"text":"Most of the hash power is controlled by a few major mining entities and the pools still take orders from the gov which are not going to change to help your dumbass circumvent censorship. You’re a cooked ass nigger. pic related is proof they can censor"}
+{"text":"blockseer and marathon lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"anon it's going to zero with the rest of crypto."}
+{"text":"Anon, its a silver board and if u think else you are a brown paki jew benchode!"}
+{"text":"fuck Donald Trump"}
+{"text":"kys you annoying pig. this will always be a crypto board no matter how much you pump your litecoin of metals."}
+{"text":"Nothingburger or first domino before the US treasury gets fucked?"}
+{"text":"We are entering into a bear bond market"}
+{"text":"The most nothingness burger ever. If I was a pensioner with them id unironically sue for risking my retirement to make a cringe political statement"}
+{"text":"cringe political statement They literally said it isn't political and was instead because the US is now an active credit risk since they keep threatening to go to war with Denmark over Greenland."}
+{"text":"no you have to hold it to zero you could learn a thing or two from the danes, baggie"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure, let buy bonds of a Country in which the president decides to put and remove tariff depending if he happens to remember yesterday or not. Imagine buying treasuries of a volatile country like the US now. This is the beginning."}
+{"text":"You see, it's damaging enough to mention the shitty price action of link but you go out of your way to mention cuckolding yet again...I just think it's amusing that your so obsessed with cuckolding you can't fud without mentioning it"}
+{"text":"woah such amazing code chainlink surely has to go up now"}
+{"text":"It's not lost its just down by 75% so take that heh"}
+{"text":"NOT A SINGLE STATEMENT FROM NYSE IMPLYING CHAINLINK USAGE FOR THAT USECASE. SHUT THE FUCK UP XR- LINK NIGGERS."}
+{"text":"this is what i was thinking. Holy shit that pristine code. worth billions."}
+{"text":"Awwww <3 thanks for the kind words my friend x"}
+{"text":"Fuck you. I am so tired of ugly world. Ai or not, hot women should always be on display."}
+{"text":"We're sinking. Gentlemen, get your slurpstraws ready"}
+{"text":"On telegram literally everyone is vaccinated in the XRP group and they shun those that didnt take the shot. I am scared. It has to be the most normie crypto in existence. It doesnt bode well for us"}
+{"text":"XRP has a telegram? fucking top signal please tell me they also dont have a discord"}
+{"text":"Crypto is over, isn't it."}
+{"text":"1500$ Why is it always obvious non-whites attempting to persuade anons to not buy silver?"}
+{"text":"this is bullish for chainlink"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Yup. Cooked."}
+{"text":"crypto is discredited and spitted on"}
+{"text":"Hey cuckolds, check the price :)"}
+{"text":"Crazy to think not so long ago silver too was at $12.50, and now it's $96. I remember back then chainlink was $35 or so bux. It could have been link marines' fate, but they prefered to follow the credo. That's worthy of respect, not everyone is gifted with such willpower. Tbf it could have been me, silver & link were the only 2 things worth going all in. I was too much of a coward to pick link, and my cowardice was rewarded for some reason. But the ones truly worthy of making it are the link Chads. I hope one day you get what is due to you. It's sickening to see you were right about literally everything, you predited it all, and reality even went beyond the wildest expectations & the most schitzo theories, and yet... zero gains on the horizon. It's like some kind of demonic cosmic joke being played on you. Don't despair brothers, your day will come, i can feel it in my guts."}
+{"text":"Nah, their day will never come, they bought digital illusions of wealth instead of actual wealth. Linkies will only know suffering and pain for the rest of their miserable lives as it returns to its intrinsic value of zero. They will be stuck in hell gazing up at silver chads who are in their rightful place at the side of god in the kingdom of Heaven."}
+{"text":"your day will come holy cope Smart OGs sold in 2020 and the only retards left are baggies still hoping for muh 1000 EOY after NINE years. Also Linkies were obnoxious incels who bought a kike scam, they deserve staying poor forever"}
+{"text":"retards. all announcements are liquidity traps. sergey needs your money to pay for harems and mansions. he cant do that if you sell, so rather than token value accrual he gives you announcements."}
+{"text":"they will NEVER realize this because they are in a cult"}
+{"text":"I have to go to work tomorrow, I fucking hate waging so much, all I want to do is relax by myself and play videogames, watch tv and browse the internet, fucking hate this fucking life, can't even do what you want, you have to be a fucking slave to get money so you don't starve, there's no fucking escape Crypto doesn't help, just a fucking scam trap. FUCCCCKCKCKCK man. Fuck this fucking world."}
+{"text":"Just travelling starts to feel really empty after while. You’re not doing anything, you’re not helping society in any way. You’re not helping other people. Helping other people feels a lot better than endlessly travelling. I’ve tried it. It’s a nice reward after doing hard work, but otherwise no. I already travelled around for more than 2 years. when it started to feel empty I aquired a GF now its cool again. helping people how the fuck am i helping people sitting in a cubicle filling excel sheets for shekelstein? I can help people more when I travel. for example my poor AF girlfriend. I help her everyday."}
+{"text":"don't listen to the brokies. you have what you have because it was Gods will. the only people who are calling you a loser are people that are actually losers themselves. they have to work hard just to pay the bills. while you have been granted blessing from God. other people do it all for you Aka God has blessed you with free time to do what you want. anyone calling you a loser is actually the real loser. and if you have a \"career\" as in , you go to work for 40 years to pay of the 30 years mortgage. it's likely you are the loser. not the neet who has been given the right to relax from God. Now how will neet use his time? I worked on and off jobs for about 5 years and but it all in bitcoin. now im richer than any of my peers. they laughed at me. now I laugh at them with their mortgages and caged life. Actually it's not true i don't laugh at anyone. God gives everyone the life they diserve."}
+{"text":"because today we work like slaves for little to no money you braindead boomer."}
+{"text":"There are jobs other than being an office drone. You just listed the currebt things people like to complain about and think that that means that society hasn’t given you almost everything that you have. What a retard you are."}
+{"text":"Goddamn I was gonna buy a house but if I lawyer slave another few years on top of the ~450k I inherited from my father i can basically fuck off for life. Also I have three relatives who own water front property over 1 mil in FL and none of them have heirs... I think I'm gonna practice for another 2.5 years then quit."}
+{"text":"Can you still buy this anywhere?"}
+{"text":"ghostswap"}
+{"text":"It died when the Canadians killed Tradeogre"}
+{"text":"Looks just like tradeogre. I hope it's legit and sticks around."}
+{"text":"wownerochan's enormous breasts"}
+{"text":"the price is rising!"}
+{"text":"Her timing Real pro."}
+{"text":"muh joos"}
+{"text":"Israeli intelligence contractors Post proof. rival image board hacking group Implying 4chan or sharty are \"hacking groups\" This boomer has no fucking clue what hes talking about. inb4 im called a jew Dont care. I was on sharty when this happened. 4chan is kiked but prove anons are israeli. You cant."}
+{"text":"literal animals lmao"}
+{"text":"There's a battle between jew banks and the biggest american crypto exchange about the codification of crypto into US law going down RIGHT now, and this board is dead and no one cares. What is happening?"}
+{"text":"jewbase greed killed crypto"}
+{"text":"Lmaoing at the fact that you immediately thought of chainlink, stays nice and rentfree in your head, doesnt it?"}
+{"text":"There were a handful of alts on base and bnb that were infrastructure related that did ATHs AERO, for example. But the problem is there were way more scamcoins and jeets insisting that 'memecoins are where the money is' that caused money to flee out of altcoins."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Because they can’t let orange man bad get any kind of win or do anything for the citizens + there’s no language in here that would let them funnel money to foreign invaders"}
+{"text":"I am priced out of fast food and now have to cook my own food"}
+{"text":"You were priced out of fast food 8 years ago. I've been cooking my own food for about 14 years. Enjoy getting your diabetes, obesity, and heart disease under control."}
+{"text":"This, they've moved all the deals to the apps"}
+{"text":"I’m guessing you fellas haven’t taken a look at the app recently"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile I'm over here eating homemade bread and milk for 90% of my meals. My total food expenses for 2025 = $719.58"}
+{"text":"You got priced out in the first place because you were buying fast food."}
+{"text":"who's ready for the impending gigadump"}
+{"text":"I'm bullish on bears"}
+{"text":"It's not a dump, it's a sale and I'm going shopping tomorrow."}
+{"text":"The Orange idiot sent out a late night Taco post, but the markets didn't reverse. You know what that means."}
+{"text":"December 2024 105k January 2026 90k Retarded permabull nigger"}
+{"text":"me!"}
+{"text":"GOOGLE IS BUILDING AI AGENT PAYMENT PROTOCOL ON ETH"}
+{"text":"sundar pinchai sucks the shit out of nigger assholes."}
+{"text":"why is there never sauce for this shit"}
+{"text":"I'm sure they own a large portion of the tokens already. kek Funny how shitty this stuff is getting."}
+{"text":"Don't rich people feel weird about going out in public? Like I can't imagine there are just rich people walking around the same places I am or going into buildings that I can see. Like I'm kinda surprised that there hasn't been an exclusively rich city built yet where you need to pay a certain amount to even get into the premises. I don't know it just seems weird. Like whats even the point of getting rich if you're gonna be in the same society?"}
+{"text":"Realistically you need 50m to jet around privately 500k a year is the entry level 50 hours plane share contract Assuming you spend ~2m outside of travel and you stay under your 4% spending a year"}
+{"text":"warren buffet lived in fucking nebraska hes entire life"}
+{"text":"Aspen, Vail, Beaver Creek. Avalon. There's a few"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"Kek fuddies"}
+{"text":"/biz/ really is the baggie board j-just wait until SIBOS 2026"}
+{"text":"Hey cuckold, check the price :)"}
+{"text":"I doubt it works on anyone but the most retarded, and if they happen to throw their money away on this shit, kek"}
+{"text":"Ofc. Everyone likes money so price is the source of truth. Do you think insiders are retarded, or do you think that maybe they know something you dont? Price is always months ahead of news. If price actions is dogshit, you need to read between the lines"}
+{"text":"If LINK is needed, then the price being high would be counterproductive to the token's purpose. If LINK isn't needed, then why would the price be high? So why do the holders of the heaviest bags on /biz/ keep trying to convince themselves LINK will ever break $100?"}
+{"text":"BAHHAGAHAHHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"all the yield is being bled out so no more parabolic moves"}
+{"text":"People literally told you"}
+{"text":"Trump is one of those seniles that become aggresive. In old folks home, nigger nurses tie people like him up He’d be the annoying crazy boomer whose family never comes to visit because he keeps rambling about random shit nobody cares about"}
+{"text":"When will 2025 end?"}
+{"text":"February 17th, 2026"}
+{"text":"Its over."}
+{"text":"I didnt hear no bell"}
+{"text":"THE SPHINCTER HAS RUPTURED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *BRAAAAAAAP*"}
+{"text":"Is it too late to buy silver ?"}
+{"text":"Anything under $200 is cheap"}
+{"text":"It’s been over for alts for 5 years now. If things don’t improve this year I’d say it’s probably over for crapto for good"}
+{"text":"have a wonderful RED morning to start off this wonderful bear market"}
+{"text":"Succes my Dick fagot bear"}
+{"text":"I mean it's red but it's not bleeding that much, I came here early and everyone was like \"don't look at your porfolio today\", to me it's just a -0,65. It's okay honestly."}
+{"text":"The era of Bobo."}
+{"text":"this low volume dump is fake and gay. just people cashing in on the orange turd meltdown."}
+{"text":"How much credit card debt do you have? What about other debts? I have 33k in student debt, it'll be around 38k by the time i graduate next year. that's it.... that's all my debt. I have never had a credit card, I'll get one this year that I will pay off every time, because i have zero credit history and that's probably not great. My car is a 2nd hand Honda Jazz/Fit."}
+{"text":"Just 25k for student loans from 15 years ago which I continue to not pay. I've been on and off in school using various GI Bill and other welfare queen benefits for years and by timing the grace periods and my employment right I haven't had the loan accrue interest or made a payment or paid for school in the last 6 years. By the time this shit is done 25k will be the standard monthly salary."}
+{"text":"I'll say $0 credit card, since I pay it as I spend. nothing else except about $1m mortgage. $325k+ income. will depend on bonus."}
+{"text":"Yeah I need a job to survive, dumb cunt. A job is not like a one nightstand or some shit."}
+{"text":"$8k left on my student loans. I don't remember what the balance was when I graduated, over $20k. During COVID I was gambling on mass loan forgiveness. Should have refi'd, I think they were offering 1-2% interest. But because I didn't, I have been making standard payments and knocking out the higher interest lines with lump sums over the last few years. My degree got me my entry level low paying office job and has never been mentioned or \"used\" since. American higher education is a scam and nothing kneecaps young people trying to establish their lives like a usurious $20-40k debt. Honestly I feel like garnished 0% interest payments for a fixed repayment term makes more sense than usurious interest and giving people the \"option\" of paying, but no ability to discharge the loans in bankruptcy. If the repayment is guaranteed, there is no risk, and therefore there should be no interest."}
+{"text":"None, besides current charges that'll be paid off by the end of the month. I like doing the credit game because it's easy if you aren't under water. The psychological trap to spending more is real, but akin to spending more after payday. Just be keen to it. Landlords ask about credit score. Having a good one will factor in when there's multiple applicants. Utilities sometimes require deposits if your score is too low. You might want a house or a business loan someday. It's also just embarrassing if it ever comes up and you don't have a good score. 700+ is fine for a young person. If you're 30+, 750+. 800+ is mostly a status symbol. My car is a 2nd hand Honda Jazz/Fit. Good, but for your next one, know that people emphasize make too much over year. Financing a newer Honda/Toyota defeats the purpose of getting a Honda/Toyota. You're better off doing due diligence and finding a solid ~10 year old car Honda/Toyota or luxury car to buy outright. The luxury makes last as long as the Honda/Toyotas, slightly more expensive to repair, but also nicer generally. Just pick one that looks generic enough people won't know exactly what year it is."}
+{"text":"I look forward to the reaction videos by financiers on youtube like how there were all those doctors making reaction videos to Cells at Work."}
+{"text":"OMG, fx trading but pedophilic. Sign me up, my boy clitty is tingling."}
+{"text":"I hope she also stack silver"}
+{"text":"Hello /biz/, just here to ask for advice on what I could do to get out of or even just improve the situation I'm in, any advice at all is appreciated I'm 24, got a couple debts, diagnosed with schizotypy which makes working difficult but not impossible, but right now since I'm in some support program I can't just go work without their \"consent\" more or less, and they don't deem me stable enough. The support I receive doesn't even cover a months rent. I've tried doing things privately and only ended up getting fucked over or fucked it up myself, most of the debts come from trying to help my family despite not even being able to take care of myself, some spanning a couple years old. The full amount isn't even anything significant, I just simply make so little money I can't even sort it. But yeah, with some context out of the way, do you guys have any tips or advice on what I could do to potentially make some money myself? I don't have many skills, I'm not particularly smart, I don't have \"up front investment funds\" or anything of that nature, but I'm willing to try anything and see if I can make it work, I'm just unsure where to start or what to do. Any advice is appreciated. I just wanna be able to take care of myself and get a place and breathe, find something to pursue and do with my life that isn't trying to make it to tomorrow, I'm exhausted but I don't wanna give up, there's gotta be a way to get out of this situation out there, I don't want to die only having experienced trauma and poverty, I know there's more to life than this"}
+{"text":"Essentially yeah. My total debt is around 4.4k USD, nothing too too crazy, but enough to complicate things a bit. I make around 700-800 USD a month, and I live in a crazy expensive place (I was born here, my family is poor too), it's not even enough to cover a months rent in most cities here."}
+{"text":"Yeah that does seem pretty low. It seems like not being able to work is your biggest holdback, otherwise I would suggest living out of a car until you get stable. Where are you located, US? I would check craigslist and Facebook for odd jobs, stand outside home Depot even and try to score some cash jobs."}
+{"text":"Faroe islands, and yeah it really is. \"Thankfully\" I live with family, but it's not really by choice, they're a large reason I ended up this fucked up in many ways, including debts, even when I somehow manage to make a little money I'm instantly in a position where I get guilt tripped and feel bad and want to and try to help them, further complicating things for myself. It's rough man"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that's out there. I would focus on saving everything you can to help yourself first, and move to somewhere with a larger population and more opportunities for you once you can anon. Things don't seem to be working out for you where you're at, you can help your family a lot more if you have your own income and place to live."}
+{"text":"they're a large reason I ended up this fucked up in many ways Boom, There it is. the degen addict takes no responsibility for his actions. It always someone else's fault, just like the drug induced schizophrenia right? yet you currently live with your parents as they are trying to help their useless son. they need forced labor camps for people like you"}
+{"text":"its just starting, will go on for months kys"}
+{"text":"O baker Give unto me A new thread"}
+{"text":"ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE"}
+{"text":"it's the big one sell"}
+{"text":"why were these business allowed to so openly price gouge for so long you got this backwards anon, they're taking a loss on imports because they are terrified of what might happen if they start raising prices."}
+{"text":"These are very cool. Thanks chads"}
+{"text":"pic Man, I remember living like that for many years. One of the worst things about women is that they can’t live in those conditions, and I was forced to abandon that lifestyle to pursue having a family. But it truly was…nourishment for the soul and mind. I will always treasure those years, and always miss them."}
+{"text":"Huge W for me yesterday night. Went through an old box with some late 19th early 20th century coinage. I’d gone through it before, but last time I scrutinized each coin a lot more closely. Ended up finding at least half an ounce of silver, and potentially 5.5 ounces more. But I was unsure, and have decided that I’m gonna take them to a numismatic shop to have them checked out."}
+{"text":"5.5 ounces is a real come up these days. there is also a stacking ping app called stacker tools, idk if you would be interested in trying that. I believe the password is 1111 or 11111 you're welcome. thank you for saying something. there are 5 chapter highlights total posted here. and the jesus and the money changers was redone in higher quality, also posted here."}
+{"text":"Page 8 bump, that was a close one."}
+{"text":"i bring my own toilet paper to support company cost savings initiatives what else can i do to save my employer money?"}
+{"text":"I pour water on my laptop whenever it gets too slow so that I can use my property insurance to get a new laptop."}
+{"text":"you've been tipping them, right? idk then, maybe offer to pay for windows pro on all the new computers you bought. you bought new pc's for the team, right?"}
+{"text":"wash your boss's dick so he can save money on water and soap"}
+{"text":"I literally bring the empty carboard rolls to work to fill up with paper and take home"}
+{"text":"Work extra time for free bro"}
+{"text":"What's with people who are worth a few billion dollars for decades? Shouldn't it be easy to keep adding to your net worth once you have that much to work with?"}
+{"text":"It takes work to keep making money, and surprisingly enough a lot of people don't like to work"}
+{"text":"but how does this benefit society Why benefit a society that hates you?"}
+{"text":"Virgin's weak growth makes me think Branson just got lucky."}
+{"text":"Nobody hoards wealth retard, they all invest it"}
+{"text":"I'd think once you get to that much networth, liquidity becomes a massive problem, the legal system and tax system starts trying to fuck you harder, you start owing more in fees and payment to your support structures, your businesses start getting real competition, and it takes even more cunning and intelligence probably to navigate these increased costs and continue generating returns."}
+{"text":"Ursula von der Leyen: Right after Davos, I will travel to India. We are on the cusp of a historic trade agreement—some call it the “mother of all deals.”"}
+{"text":"id rather gofundme crowdsource a biological weapon to kill all 1.4 billion indians."}
+{"text":"unironically good that other countries are doing better so that everyone stays in their own countries"}
+{"text":"There's nothing to invest in. Every trade deal with India involves mass importation of their hungry slave peasants."}
+{"text":"Polymarket is slowly becoming available in the U.S. Gemini has partnered with Polymarket to allow betting on a subset of their markets. Thread for tips, boasts, degenerate gambling advice, and shittalking."}
+{"text":"old school gambler here. What the fuck is this shit? bahahaha they are giving yall those payouts? and people are betting on this shit? If its not x5 return or even 2 on the smallest, they they absolutely know what the general outcome is going to be. I'll bet if you look up wild shit that no one can know, the odds and payouts are bigger. What a rigged bullshit hahahahah I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole you bought. Good luck kids"}
+{"text":"yeah you're just hedging your bets. Have no idea how polymarket works, most bookies frown on it but cant do anything about it. They dont care anyways, most of the risk is in your hand anyways. Especially with payout and odds that close. You're best option is to find something that people are not hyper scanning the odds. The NFL, Gold, any of that will have super accurate and down to the quarter point odds. Your most favorable odds and payouts are going to be in things that no one is hyper focused on."}
+{"text":"sorry, phonefag posting"}
+{"text":"Doesn't matter that I'm trans either. OP BTW."}
+{"text":"blew up my account"}
+{"text":"what do you guys think about this?"}
+{"text":"It’s just another fractional reserve bank structure. They’ve never been audited on their claimed holdings either. Saylor is trying the same things with Strategy for BTC."}
+{"text":"Which is why no country will allow it on their territory. It’s an absolute Trojan horse."}
+{"text":"Also. Who wants access to US treasury backed “stable coins” that don’t even PAY A FUCKING TREASUREY YIELD."}
+{"text":"no country will allow it on their territory the internet has no territory the Trojan horse is already in"}
+{"text":"It’s just another fractional reserve bank structure on the contrary stables are a form of narrow banking their reserves cover more than their liabilities it's a form of over-collateralized banking that locks liquidity out of the fractional-reserve system saylor also does not perform fractional reserves his asset to liability ratio is huge (25B to 7B)"}
+{"text":"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Move aside, Bitcoin. There's a new king in town."}
+{"text":"I sold my Monero when Kraken stopped trading it. Then they started trading with it again and it doubled in value. Fuck my life."}
+{"text":"You must be ESL. A person who doesn't understand the meaning of 'if' isn't worthy of a discussion."}
+{"text":"bought at 437 a week before it mooned didn't sell at 790 didn't sell at 700 Might as well keep holding at this point, who cares"}
+{"text":"The coin itself isn't banned but you're only allowed to purchase via KYC if you use a CEX. There is no if in this. It's plain wrong. You are not allowed to purchase it on a CEX because CEX in Europe are forbidden from dealing with it."}
+{"text":"I mean, there is an \"if\", but it doesn't change the fact that it's wrong."}
+{"text":"I want to get my brokerage account to a balance of $100,000 by the end of the year I have somewhere around $30,000 more I can simply invest assuming my COL doesn’t change So, that’s at least $72,000 with no compounding on my investments but let’s just say 10% on everything So…..with luck about $80,000 I just wanna maximize my gains without losing my mind while I’m still young, so, any advice where to generate extra money from to reach my goal I’ve considered donating plasma and have tried finding random beer money online strats I can do from my phone (have my own office at my job so I can use my phone for ours and not even fall behind on work) Please no crypto shilling I just want a thread about getting more money and faster, and no investing in some high yield ultra volatile BS Is getting into “The Wheel” or covered calls and such worth getting into or would the premiums from that just be a equivalent to a side hustle"}
+{"text":"Okay but the thing about that is eventually those silver and gold record highs will start to dip back down No anon, the dollars done for. Any manipulation or dumps from henceforth are temporary"}
+{"text":"I want to get my brokerage account to a balance of $100,000 by the end of the year i would suggest adding about 59k to the account"}
+{"text":"Are there any guides / charts that perfectly describe the best strike prices and expiration dates to aim for? And I meant which stock should I choose to buy on margin"}
+{"text":"True true"}
+{"text":"ETFs: SHLD VOOG LFSC Stocks: IREN BABA AMZN MSFT Paper PMs: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bitcoin is at $93,000 Coinbase charges $94,450 to buy Coinbase also has it at 91,200 to sell Bitcoin Was it always this bad?"}
+{"text":"I'm starting to think \"the future of finance\" was just to get me to pay transactions fees."}
+{"text":"BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!"}
+{"text":"BTC Is Making $100!!!"}
+{"text":"No, retard, the bottom is $30k"}
+{"text":"Ooooooohhhhhhhh Myyyyyyy Gooooooddnnnaaaayyyyuuuuuuussssss!!!!!!!! Gud Price!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"No One Is 4u."}
+{"text":"What a faggot lady."}
+{"text":"White Kid Can't Handle Credit Cards."}
+{"text":"Mega Starmie edition"}
+{"text":"I care more about the Calendar Conundrum (aka when is something going to happen)"}
+{"text":"Yeah this. I don't understand finance, dockets, or any of the cringe dd but I do know this is taking far too long."}
+{"text":"Cusip-6"}
+{"text":"If you can top this cringe I will DRS 10 GME shares to your account"}
+{"text":"Yea there’s a non insignificant number of people who have hovered around this case who are clearly bad actors intent on making the entire thing look like a sctizo nothing burger and to push people away. It’s just too bad we now have the cusip-6 debacle to demonstrate that M&A is happening before our very eyes."}
+{"text":"90 minutes till our lives change forever"}
+{"text":"Thats bullshit but I believe it"}
+{"text":"Tuesday RRP: 3.506B, 16P = 0.219125B per"}
+{"text":"Funny that this number is now crabbing while gme is crabbing at low 20s. Must be a coincidence."}
+{"text":"We're never getting affordable housing again, are we?"}
+{"text":"Where the hell do you expect it to be? What does a healthy curve look like to you?"}
+{"text":"Move into a van"}
+{"text":"what is supply and demand"}
+{"text":"The only thing floating prices is the lack of transactions. The market is illiquid. People can't afford to move."}
+{"text":"something which is easily distorted by excess credit availability."}
+{"text":"i used to have 6 figures back in 2021. now im broke, i fled the usa, trying to figure out whats my best option now. i dont see a future in the usa, i have dual citizenship between the us and a european country. im 32, a friend got me 2 things, one is a culinary school in paris. and the other is airline maintenance in sydney australia. the culinary one i already got accepted in, only one year for a diploma all paid for by a scholarship. and the other i applied for and i have to wait to see what theyll say. both are paid for and have a job waiting for me when im done. im just afraid being old fucks my aircraft maintenance application. also anyone here just starting over? my best advice to prevent yourselves from fucking up like me is dont help out family members, they will only drag you down, and move in silence, focus on yourself. im lucky ive got friends that are helping me out and a family that owns a home."}
+{"text":"833▶ anon is correct. there's no point to be a good wageslaver if you don't have a gf."}
+{"text":"Hey faggot european, youre in your mid 30s. Its not the time for \"trying things out\" any more. Hope this helps"}
+{"text":"i have dual citizenship between the us and a european country so you transitioned from tutorial mode to nightmare mode. you are the trannie of citizenships ."}
+{"text":"the employment is going to be in saudi arabia, its part of a paid program"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"TRVTHNUKE"}
+{"text":"Im black and we are going to kill every single one of you rats on the entire planet. 110 will be the final time"}
+{"text":"Look at the nose and the big Jew mouth on goldstein"}
+{"text":"Toby"}
+{"text":"goldstein"}
+{"text":"Why would you drop a man with a nuke? Seems like it would be painful."}
+{"text":"AAAARRRG EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN!!! WEF SAID THEY ARE GOING INTO GOOOLD 1.2% drop You guys do remember that the US has been stockpiling in precious metals since the 1800's right?"}
+{"text":"Day 3 of snailposting every day until BCH is at 1k"}
+{"text":"HR is rabidly delusional and representative of complete corporate authoritarianism. They don't want you to have a SINGLE independent thought or they will give your job in a hearbeat to a destitute Filipino single mother. You are NOT allowed to ask questions. You are NOT allowed to ask for a job. You are NOT allowed to criticize the holy brand image and the lazy girl social media jobs. GO FUCK YOURSELF, GOY."}
+{"text":"Anon, if women are no longer sent to adult daycare then our fake and gay economy will face a massive recession on account of a drastic decline in consumer spending. Getting ghosted by HR is a vital part of keeping the retards who account for over 85% of spending happy"}
+{"text":"If you ask about salary in the first interview it tells us you are selfish and don't really care about the company and put your own interests over ours. Kek - because the company always has the employees best interest at heart, right? Nice b8 m8"}
+{"text":"W-what happens when there's no more to spend?"}
+{"text":"how much money do you make now at your current job? what are your salary expectations for this role? NO YOU CANT ASK US HOW MUCH WE PAY FOR THE POSITION HOW DARE YOU"}
+{"text":"Hey, I think I just heard someone say the word \"paid\" YOU TWO WEREN'T TELLING EACH OTHER YOUR SALARIES, WERE YOU??? THAT IS GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION"}
+{"text":"What's a good stablecoin to hold?"}
+{"text":"usdc"}
+{"text":"Probably just USDC. That being said the only reason I am holding USDC right now is because the exchange rate for the USD and my currency is dogshit right now because trump is doing that shit on purpose. I want to wait until it's better to max the amount I can withdraw. anyway buy some other asset that actually goes up instead of stablecoins"}
+{"text":"KAU/KAG"}
+{"text":"a currency backed by fiat we’ve reached levels of retardation previously unimaginable"}
+{"text":"fiat currencies backed by the faith stablecoins backed by the fiat crypto backed by the stablecoins Kek the house of cards is tumbling and more and more people are getting BOB'd bitcoin offramp blacklisting"}
+{"text":"I’m going to time the market this time"}
+{"text":"Why can't we crypto guys have some happy weeks?"}
+{"text":"Almost everything in tech is pure hype and investment fraud these days. When something actually useful comes out, YOU know it because people adopt it rapidly and other companies copy it. Check: Segways, 3D glasses, Google Glasses, AR, VR, NFT, Metaverse, AI, Crypto, voice assistants, blockchain everything. Now it is Domestic Robot Servants... Again."}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"this thread is a bottom signal for crypto and a top signal for PMs"}
+{"text":"Because most white young men bought and it is the easiest way to control this part of the demographic. If white young men make no money they do not even lift a finger. Most of them are also unemployed. When you think about micro and macro economy factors like manipulation of a said demographic you VILL understand why they torture us all until total submission. Maybe we will see some pumps but only after every spirit is broken and they can mold you into anything they want to through propaganda that you read while bored because you cannot afford to go out anymore. Makes sense?"}
+{"text":"So better give the fuck up already or else this can go on forever"}
+{"text":"If I keep buying altcoins will I eventually have a lot of money? I have like 300k invested and am hoping a one more bull run will knock me into real money. I have a 401k and IRA to so it's not all crypto."}
+{"text":"if you have not gotten rich with crypto by now you never will"}
+{"text":"Mine"}
+{"text":"This is definitely my fear. I just need everything to bed in the green again"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's more left in this bullrun This is a bull run? Oh no..."}
+{"text":"I'm holding it and I'm not moving it unless you address me as High Commander."}
+{"text":"Ok high commander sell like a dollars worth or LARP."}
+{"text":"If I’m being honest, if a coin is going to moon, one retard holding a little supply is not going to stop or impede it from succeeding. Wouldn’t it be a good thing that someone trusted or put in a significant amount like that into a small cap coin? Especially if he’s holding stuff that has mooned in the past."}
+{"text":"Thats not how it works on Solana. People wont even touch a touch a shitcoin that has 1 person holding that much of the supply. Solana traders are all obsessed with on-chain metrics."}
+{"text":"bump for justice"}
+{"text":"What’s going to happen when the kike bankers run out of physical silver? Ww3? No new iPhone? Confiscation?"}
+{"text":"Resource wars that seem ridiculous to normal people. Central banks simultaneously crashing their economies around the world at same time."}
+{"text":"top signal"}
+{"text":"Are children of the devil! Amen “We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.” 42 Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. 43 Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."}
+{"text":"My little brother was born in 1995 and he has been stacking for like 7 years now."}
+{"text":"why zoomers always think they specifically were impacted by covid 19 I lost my job nigga never found a job that paid as much as that one jeets everywhere"}
+{"text":"Assalamu alaikum! Are your investments halal?"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Only rich people get to be alone. No need to clock in at an office or job-site and be around other humans for money. No need to grocery shop when you can have everything delivered. Buy a robot that can cut your hair. Money is freedom from both life stress, and other people."}
+{"text":"just get a wfh job and do curbside pickup at the grocery store."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I totally agree with you, OP. Most 4chan users are low IQ and they love to be a contrarian, but you're totally right. Even if you live in a small town. I have a place in the city and a house in a town in the mountains. Jesuschrist, you hear the fucking dogs people have in their mansions. But it's like that everywhere. Silence and freedom are really expensive."}
+{"text":"Buy a robot that can cut your hair. Or just don't be a fucking zoomer and cut your hair yourself with a normal cut."}
+{"text":"My family isn't very wealthy, so I'm always trying to earn money somehow, but it's really hard to find anything suitable. Maybe someone knows of a way. The problem is, I can't take on a part-time job. We make cheese at home and try to sell it, but business is going poorly. It's sad because my father invests almost all his money into it, even though it's so small."}
+{"text":"I have enough money in my retirement accounts to the point where I can contribute absolutely nothing and still have compound interest to get me to a point where I can retire comfortably in my mid-late 50s provided the US does not collapse or some shit like that. But I barely have any money in my taxable account. Should I focus on just putting money in my taxable going forward so I can let it compound and be financially independent earlier?"}
+{"text":"Bottom signal"}
+{"text":"They expected one of us in the wreckage"}
+{"text":"thanks fren, now we can go back up again"}
+{"text":"When should I sell my silver."}
+{"text":"Why im stacking small junk coins"}
+{"text":"lol giga-optimist, I think it will never cross the 1:1. Would be really cool though."}
+{"text":"lol lmao even Imagine having to lay out these rocks for a photo when you could simply take a screenshot of your BSV balance"}
+{"text":"try to catch a falling knife unc thinks pms are electronic coins ::skull::"}
+{"text":"It looks so beautiful though. This is why I'd never buy precious metal with the intention to sell and make profit. Me like shiny rocks."}
+{"text":"Crypto goes down people on!/biz/ cry instead of buying low"}
+{"text":"low holy newfag, the bear market started 2 months ago"}
+{"text":"Still too early."}
+{"text":"Btc is at a high right now m8"}
+{"text":"Dome theorist niggers are signaling the bottom for the 1000th time...."}
+{"text":"The more this happens, the further the price will go down. The theft rigging is coming to an end: the fool supply has dwindled, the long term holders are experiencing the BOB'ing bitcoin offramp blacklisting. They get your cash, you receive a number on a screen thst can no longer be converted back to any currency. Shills and maxi's try to deny this, but its only becoming more prevalent as they hope it doesnt happen to them too."}
+{"text":"I finally gave a try to the shitlana casino and now I am stuck holding this bs. Can any zoomer let me know wtf is happening? I got 0.2 and I cannot sell at all. Coin is not rugged, it is at 22k mcap and nobody buys or sells anymore"}
+{"text":"Yea but 22k of money is stuck in that fucking hell hole? Why can't we take it to 0. So much liq is stuck in that thing lmfao"}
+{"text":"22k stuck isn't that much by a lot of these shitcoin's standards There are a million ways to fuck with a contract to scam someone"}
+{"text":"But the mcap is still at 22k Whats the liquidity? If its 0 the marketcap doesnt mean shit."}
+{"text":"Just post the contract so we cna check"}
+{"text":"I cannot post shit seems like jannies banned shilling idk looks like pic related"}
+{"text":"Remember, Bitcoin is the solution"}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"61674044 reddit post, go back. Meanwhile people are losing their personal fortunes to bitcoin offramp blacklisting (bob'ing)"}
+{"text":"Remember, Bitcoin SV is the solution"}
+{"text":"I voted for this"}
+{"text":"Nigger it's less than 2%"}
+{"text":"you win, tranny"}
+{"text":"he's not crashing it hard enough honestly incompetent old fart"}
+{"text":"Every pullback is an opportunity"}
+{"text":"Guess what I just did to my foreskin"}
+{"text":"Do you guys understand just how big of a fucking deal stablecoins are?"}
+{"text":"Actually, i've got another question: Do we tax them? And if not - why not?"}
+{"text":"I’ve been hearing this for years. All hype and a lackluster performance. When will mass adoption of stablecoins finally start? Tethers been around for a decade and the entire stablecoin market is still under $300bn."}
+{"text":"They are using an US asset so they should be liable to US tax after all. Answer or i'll file a fraud complaint."}
+{"text":"T0k3n n0t r3qu1r3d"}
+{"text":"\"stable\" tied to USD no thanks"}
+{"text":"BREAKING: Trump: Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Finland to face 10% tariff beginning February 1 over Greenland matter. Will increase by at June 1 to 25%"}
+{"text":"I hope this prick dies already so he stops fucking up the price of bitcoin fucking nigger is the reason I'm down on these shitcpins since last year"}
+{"text":"Honestly the fact that trump is such a narcissistic retard that puts it all into plain text is refreshing because the US, obviously, does not fucking care about Europe or democracy. Destroying nordstream was a massive blunder for the US too, it benefits China more than it benefits the US since it's making german manufacturing too expensive. But sure american companies can profit some by selling weapons to ukraine and LNG to europe as german industry rots away while for example chinese EVs slowly take over killing the european market. Great fucking job assholes. The only real reason trump wants greenland is because he thinks it would look cool on a map and he wants to punish other countries using tariffs, there is no other logical reason. Denmark is already a nato ally, there are nato bases on greenland, trade deals could be set up to allow us companies to extract resources. In a healthy democracy he would have been unilaterally deposed and imprisoned for the shit he's doing, most recently trying to take direct control of the fed. South korea is putting the previous president on death row for less."}
+{"text":"I am a European non-EU resident (Balkans). EU is primarily an economic synchronization mechanism and does not imply political agreement. There is no \"Europe\" in the political sense of presenting a unified front, and the most recent example of EU member soldier expedition to Greenland was only a fig leaf. When the German economy collapses, the Euro currency will collapse with it, and then it's every country for itself."}
+{"text":"Antisemitic piece of shit."}
+{"text":"You underestimate how utterly fucking retarded most amerifats are."}
+{"text":"Day 187 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"I AM SO TIRED OF THIS BEAR MARKET. STOP SELLING"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me how a slight tariff on countries that don't matter whatsoever is suppose to effect the stock prices of companies that don't make profit and never have?"}
+{"text":"EVEYTHINGS TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED SELL SELL SELL THE SKY IS FALLING IT'S FUCKING OVER GET OUT WHILE THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT JESUS CHRIST THESE ARE THE END TIMES SELL SELL SELL"}
+{"text":"why would the president threatening war with europe over not getting a nobel peace prize make people nervous?"}
+{"text":"war with Europe LOL damn boomers really are this fucking stupid thanks for the buy signal"}
+{"text":"kek its 6 months too early for this post"}
+{"text":"Fuck the orange nigger faggot. He ruined everything. Now I'll never get rich."}
+{"text":"I'm not looking forward to Tom Clancy End War the Movie this year explain it to me like I'm a zigger in a trench somewhere getting droned"}
+{"text":"Now I'll never get rich skill issue. why dedicate so much energy to seething over professional wrestling"}
+{"text":"Uhh you’re welcome? You’ve been fecklessly bitching about us for years and we just handed it to you on a silver platter. Now go deal with the muslims"}
+{"text":"I voted for this"}
+{"text":"Americans once more proving their immense retardation. Hey we’re annexing all of you and you’re gonna be our vassals Wtf we have to pay for your defense now??? This is so unfair!!!1!1"}
+{"text":"Anyone else like to pretend their interested in buying a car at a dealership? Waste their time, then saying you're not interested in buying a car, watching their faces go pale?"}
+{"text":"i just did this and until we can buy directly from the manufacturer and sidestep the (((dealer))) it's the only way to have a not so terrible experience."}
+{"text":"you need a license to test drive a car, 3rd worlder"}
+{"text":"You're going to end up buying a car because you are such a easily manipulated faggot kek"}
+{"text":"Yes, for the free coffee and to eyeball fuck the hot receptionist"}
+{"text":"So called tire-kickers. It is just part of the job. You will encounter these types in almost any job working directly with sales to the end consumer. I think they are fascinating in how their heads work or don't work. After being in the business for a while you can often sniff them out early on."}
+{"text":"Imagine how much money this could make if they just put ads in it"}
+{"text":"Gemini for general queries, Claude for code and projects, Grok is also decent."}
+{"text":"And I noticed every time I edited it they just edited it back to the wrong version. I never tried to make another edit on that shit website again all wiki editors are the worst kinds of obese autistic retards who talk about how they heckin love science and work as a barista and have a phd in chemistry or something. I was trying to edit a fan wiki, providing multiple sources for it and this one dude (who wasn't even a mod) kept autistically changing it back because he \"didn't like the source\" even though it was literally an official source with the correct info. Autists need to be aborted in the womb, it's the only solution."}
+{"text":"grokipedia Imagine unironically sucking musky dick like this."}
+{"text":"go back to troonsky libtard"}
+{"text":"trust the science fags are not autists you tourist"}
+{"text":"Call it"}
+{"text":"Check a block explorer kid!"}
+{"text":"Its ready"}
+{"text":"its over, this shit will never break out"}
+{"text":"My eth thesis... was invalidated?"}
+{"text":"Sorry Bobo, not this time."}
+{"text":"ummm mumubro... its still going down...."}
+{"text":"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Look again."}
+{"text":"its back under 90k again"}
+{"text":"BAHAHAGAHAHA fuck off baggie"}
+{"text":"I voted for this."}
+{"text":"fuck Donald Trump"}
+{"text":"congrats on the win tranny"}
+{"text":"thank you, great advice. I'm loaded up and ready for price discovery. I'm still buying the occasional round or two, even at this price."}
+{"text":"Stupid advice if you live within the United States where the most demand for Platinum is occurring yet has jack shit out of it's only mine that couldn't keep full production people when Palladium fell in price. Anywhere outside the USA then you might be correct as war might be coming, in the USA demand will keep it growing long term, short term not so much."}
+{"text":"With the GSR what it is, I’ve been thinking about possibly transitioning some of my silver into gold. I’ve got 6oz of gold and ~800oz silver, and 2 100oz bars that I was debating using to buy gold buffs. I'd wait for 1:40 GSR or lower, depending on spot, of course. If silver keeps ripping off faces, I might switch to gold sooner. If gold hits 6-8k range sooner, i'd keep waiting. Nice to see you nadeko senpai"}
+{"text":"Posting your (unaesthetic) numbers is absolutely insane."}
+{"text":"This is not a bubble, it's a squeeze. A buy in is not going to be possible anymore at all soon."}
+{"text":"2930 is the gap! I checked the piss, it ll probably overshoot it to 2850."}
+{"text":"HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH"}
+{"text":"Sminen boy cool crypto is saved"}
+{"text":"HE THOUGH HE COULD ESCAPE THE ETERNAL CRAB"}
+{"text":"crab It's going straight back to 400."}
+{"text":"the golden crab demands a sacrifice for the pump balance must be restored"}
+{"text":"It's going straight back to 400. was hoping to get XX.XX more under 400"}
+{"text":"Forget trying to make it on Monero, Monero just seems incredibly important to diversify into. Should be seen less as a major investment move and more as a digital bug-out bag."}
+{"text":"90k rejected 3k rejected"}
+{"text":"cme gap incoming"}
+{"text":"day 341 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil do you think upcoming Perfect Order will be a flop or investible?"}
+{"text":"crazy"}
+{"text":"I do like though that cards have a rarity to them, unlike with pokemon. For pokemon the value is for the most part tied to the condition of the card (for modern shit at least). But for sports cards it can be scratched up have a dent in it, whatever if it's a 1 of 1. and has an autograph it's still going to do numbers. Gives people more of an incentive to keep their cards raw and not graded which I prefer I think grading cards is a meme"}
+{"text":"By chance, are you hispanic?"}
+{"text":"why do you keep asking kek"}
+{"text":"Crypto takes a massive shit retards spamming WEF retardation about muh gold, not knowing the US's massive gold reserves stock market down 1.4% after raising 12% on the year It's not the economy's fault, you such as investing"}
+{"text":"Just checked my portfolio"}
+{"text":"longed ETH today"}
+{"text":"lmao I literally made 1.2 million dollars this year on gold and silver miners holy fuck imagine being a cryptocuck still"}
+{"text":"you voted for this"}
+{"text":"embarrassing honestly"}
+{"text":"Gold of course. Goldchads stay winning for millenia"}
+{"text":"I guess NVDA will do a x8 at some point?"}
+{"text":"Gamespot"}
+{"text":"I just bought a bunch of gold at ath..did I fuck up ? Planning to hold for decades anyways"}
+{"text":"You made the right decision, this orange nigger will unironically pump Gold to $8000 per oz"}
+{"text":"No treasuries as neutral reserve asset is dead it might pullback here and there but 10 years for now"}
+{"text":"It was seizing russian assets"}
+{"text":"why is CCIP doing less than $500 daily?"}
+{"text":"The only legendary link trader sold at $20 for eth and btc and the entire thread was just people calling him a retard / fudder"}
+{"text":"if i had told you years ago when you bought link, that not only would you not be rich, but in 2026 you would be consumed by tracking a random dude beating off... what would you have said?"}
+{"text":"The only legendary link trader sold at $20 for eth and btc and the entire thread was just people calling him a retard / fudder yep! to this day, that's the best trade in nubiz (post '17) history he was literally posting screenshots of the trade and the cult still didn't believe him lmfao"}
+{"text":"just to bring it back to the topic... how crazy is it how much the cult lies about things going \"live\" it's like they get off on deceiving people these are really really nasty people"}
+{"text":"for fucks sake just stop even the shills have given up, in case you haven't noticed"}
+{"text":"Let's say that I don't know almost anything about \"Business & Finance,\" but I have 1 million dollars to invest for 80 years, and I won't touch the money for 80 years. What to do to get the highest maximum return after 80 years from now?"}
+{"text":"SPY does not exist in its current form in 80 years probably no"}
+{"text":"Yes. We are increasingly and exceedingly rushing headfirst to total globalization. EVERYTHING is going to be tokenized and international. In 80 years we will most likely exist in a world post fiat currency - in a world split into REGIONS, not nations."}
+{"text":"you have to be 18 to read this board and lurk for another two years before posting frogs, so you'd be at least 100 years old by the time you cash out your investment. what's the point?"}
+{"text":"not that bad for spy"}
+{"text":"Why the negative mindset?"}
+{"text":"Champ? Sorry to wake you. I thought you might want to stay up late and watch 90k crack with me?"}
+{"text":"cracks below 90 spikes tomorrow to 95 crabs no thanks bobo"}
+{"text":"CHAMP! GET DOWNSTAIRS AND COME WATCH IT CRACK! YOUR MOM WANTS TO WATCH THIS AS A FAMILY!"}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"you fucking dirty bastard bitch, it's not funny, not fuck."}
+{"text":"There's nothing here, anon. Board is dead. Crypto is dead. Read a book, talk to a friend. Stop doing these stupid captchas to reply and train these bots. Bee free"}
+{"text":"fuck you and your copper shilling, buy an ad"}
+{"text":"He's right, you know."}
+{"text":"What are you talking about? Laughing about Trump and the american hegemony falling is hilarious. T. A succesful person who has been on 4chan since 2008."}
+{"text":"Not true, there are a bunch of yuropoors and redditors who inhale their dicks here."}
+{"text":"Fuck you, the USA and its retarded Jew orange puppet. The rest of the world doesn't care about the Jewnited States how do you even inhale a dick?"}
+{"text":"For me it's swifty."}
+{"text":"Wishing all intcels a good day."}
+{"text":"We are basically telling the welfare queens of western europe to pay up Pay for what? Defense? They were already on the path towards re-militarization. Trade imbalance is meaningless schizo-babble, and most of their stupid welfare schemes were at least partially funded by buying American Debt, which we of course benefit from. What resources exactly is Western Europe sucking-up? while cozying up to eastern europe. You mean the other half of the EU? The same EU we're getting into a pointless pissing match with? That's how we're going to cozy up to Eastern Europe?"}
+{"text":"how much in your retirement accounts for that to habben"}
+{"text":"Taxable is nice because LCTG is going to cost About half what ordinary income rate will cost. Just keep pumping all your accounts to max level and definitely use a HSA if possible. (I dont qualify for a roth so im maxing an HSA instead)"}
+{"text":"How do i invest in the Chinese Century?"}
+{"text":"There's not going to be a 'Chinese Century'"}
+{"text":"Millenia?"}
+{"text":"Learn chinese"}
+{"text":"Mental illness."}
+{"text":"just load up on BABA. If china enters a century of prosperity all those people are going to be buying stupid shit online just like every other country."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this shit"}
+{"text":"Im asking why is my currency tanking like no tomorrow"}
+{"text":"do you not watch the news?"}
+{"text":"Currency trading is a complete fucking scam."}
+{"text":"Japan and Europe are finally ending the subhuman US-UK-Russia hedgemony God bless."}
+{"text":"I saw that."}
+{"text":"lol lmao"}
+{"text":"Larry Flink (Black Rock): Interest on the US debt is ultimately what's predicted to destroy the US economy. That debt payments will eventually grow out of control, and the dollar will be abandoned because it essentially turns into monopoly money. A fair amount of folks believe the US debt is already out of control, which is why they're swapping to actual long-term assets like precious metals, nuclear goods, or refinement."}
+{"text":"We're running 2 trillion dollar deficits and avg 120% debt to gdp for 5 years now like do people not understand how percents and large numbers work, theyre issuing 80+% treasuries in tbill form so interest payments are piling in and compounding faster like wheres the inflation coming from I dont know, its all the feds fault fucking pieces of shit retards"}
+{"text":"nothing will ever cure our deficit. face facts, american exceptionalism is a lie and the best years were several decades ago. just look at the state of our economy, where the strongest and probably only growth is limited to online ad sales, cloud computing, and trillion dollar data centers for LLM chat bots that can't do shit. it's over."}
+{"text":"Buy the top goy"}
+{"text":"Why is no one asking Larry or Jamie Dimon why they both expressed this exact same opinion at the same time? I find that highly curious."}
+{"text":"Absolutely true. It's because they no longer want to support democratic solutions to global finance and want to go full mask off corporate takeover of world governments probably. And yet every time you say this I feel obligated to point out our average maturity is still near highs"}
+{"text":"Ooh a fighting goblin kawaii little cutesie"}
+{"text":"Ag 925/1000 good enough? The government mine/mint currently prints only these"}
+{"text":"Just what the world needed. Lesbian pirate goblins."}
+{"text":"Why are there like 5 PMG threads right now haha Today is a great day it seems. Updated value"}
+{"text":"did you say thankyou to the Crypto President?"}
+{"text":"and Linkies still worship Sergey keeek"}
+{"text":"I wish I had been 'scammed' into buying DJT stock in 2023, then 'scammed' into buying MSTU stock in 2024, then after Trump won it would have been great to be scammed into buying TSLL. I still think about how I could have made like 700k in 3 months."}
+{"text":"Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for ending Operation Choke Point 2.0 and making it safe for crypto teams to build and innovate again. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for appointing Uyeda, Pierce, Sacks, Lutnick and Bessent, all crypto bulls, to important regulatory and administrative positions. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for freeing Ross, a hero of early Bitcoin and a great man. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for establishing a BTC strategic reserve. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for shutting down CBDCs. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for allowing DeFi and self-custody to continue. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for supporting builders, entrepreneurs, innovators, optimists, idealists and dreamers. I'm sorry, Mr Crypto President, that some retards think your job is to personally pump the altcoin market, rather than to set policy. Thank you, Mr Crypto President, for everything."}
+{"text":"Don't suck his orange cack too hard, anon"}
+{"text":"BTCUSD Bitshit can't even hold value against a dying currency. Post the BTCEUR chart to show the crude reality."}
+{"text":"Guys, you need to get those printers going fast"}
+{"text":"collapsing The line is going up retard"}
+{"text":"you should not be here"}
+{"text":"no immigrants rumao"}
+{"text":"no immigrants"}
+{"text":"not to any significant degree"}
+{"text":"Check vixcentral (if you understand it). Bobros are in FULL control."}
+{"text":"tfw im 31 years old and still havent made it"}
+{"text":"could be worse you could be indian"}
+{"text":"Im 32 Now that I qualify for disability benefits, I am trying to see that as having \"made it\""}
+{"text":"based. you made it. youocanchill and invest your neetbux. im 35 and i only have 6 bitcoins. i have to wait another 5 years until i make it. but im going on holiday for the entire 2026."}
+{"text":"i'm 27 and same. it's so over"}
+{"text":"Bangali 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"Dude there's no charges on the account right after I get the fucking money!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Bangali Early For Cash Advances."}
+{"text":"Bangali Likes To Be Early For Cash Advances."}
+{"text":"Bangali Still 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"parents spent everything on retirement sold their house to downsize into a boomer village they just eat toast and beans with some form of processed meat I will literally inherent nothing"}
+{"text":"do you have a child? no? then why would you deserve generational wealth?"}
+{"text":"My boomer parents are the complete opposite. They have a massive fortune they said I will inherit. They even know the retirement home scam and are going out of their way to avoid it so i get everything"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure all they figured out was how to open \"Quality Learing Centers\" to defraud the taxpayers. I don't really consider that to be particularly virtuous, but you do you. non sequitur retard."}
+{"text":"nooo stop noticing things that destroy my feeble argument No, I don't think I will."}
+{"text":"sold their house to downsize into a boomer village they eat cheap food Not sure what you mean by boomer village, is it some high service charge area or something? Otherwise this sounds like something a boomer is supposed to do? Why the fuck would you still live in an area where people work? Why the fuck would you stay in a 5 bedroom house you raised your kids in? Boomers do far worse."}
+{"text":"Why is it that men smell so much especially our genitals like if you've been at a sperm clinic, you know the distinct smell of thousands of mens' sperm. Yet women's vaginas don't really smell like anything, women literally don't smell"}
+{"text":"Women smell like piss because they don't wipe and then spray a bunch of perfume to mask the oder"}
+{"text":"Jerking off in the shower isn't actually sex though, no matter how passionate your mental fantasy."}
+{"text":"my wife didnt clean her ass enough before I fucked her last night and all I could smell was day old shit."}
+{"text":"Wow, for a second I thought this was /b/ not /biz/"}
+{"text":"sodomy is gay yes very very gay 17-19 years is when pussy can smell/taste naturally good after that its heavily dependent on hygiene and diet"}
+{"text":"It's time to ban private ownership of gold and silver"}
+{"text":"Impossible for the government to do this these days The internet allows people to own tokenized anything no matter where they are Only solution to money is unironically peg it to something like a state created cryptocurrency"}
+{"text":"Based. US private companies shouldn't own precious metals to produce goods. Only chinese firms should be allowed to own them."}
+{"text":"Seething crypto nigger"}
+{"text":"that's not true at all you're just old"}
+{"text":"You gotta find ways to cope. A lot of depressed and lonely men join hiking groups, go to salsa lessons, become spiritual, that kind of thing. Our body is a prison and some men become too self-aware. This self-awareness was crucial too survive, but it has evolved too much. You gotta quit 4chan and find ways to cope. I had this based friend, kinda racist and edgy, but he ended up accepting his fate and started dating a Peruvian that looks very native American. Now he is really happy, he spends his weekends with her family, 30 little peruvians, they all go to the park, play volleyball, listen to ethnic latino music... you gotta normie up, brother."}
+{"text":"Just read a post by some 57yo dude talking about why he voted clinton in 1992 I applied to 40 jobs and was turned down from all of them That's been literally my entire life and it's never gotten better lol. Gen X and boomers had it so comparatively easy it blows my mind."}
+{"text":"The party is only just now getting started"}
+{"text":"No, it’s true. Even the aging people were more lively back when I was younger. Everything feels dead and soulless these days"}
+{"text":"Could we finally dump to 2850? Its obvious cz ll kill all the longs there, but when? I am getting impatient!"}
+{"text":"Patience is part of investing, you'll get burned if you rush. DCA and go find a hobby."}
+{"text":"I am waiting for this since 3k, 2850 has a ton of liquidation plus an etha gap at ~2930, i am just inpatient because this impotent nigger cz is not fast enough with his wm scam!"}
+{"text":"Boomers won Ben Garrison won Basedlennials and zoom zooms lost Stonetoss lost"}
+{"text":"I mean I want to buy a new car too but I'm only thinking like $10k-23k ish. And I would buy it with my paper, not my shinies."}
+{"text":"Stacklet"}
+{"text":"Why do you care how other people invest? It’s like religion - nobody cares about what you think since it’s a personal thing. I never give investment or religious advice to anyone and just stay in my lane."}
+{"text":"can we just uhhhh, return to silver certificates?"}
+{"text":"How to invest in Australia? I was looking at the combank pocket app, and just throwing money into the international index fund, but i would like a non app interface, something one an desktop and not a phone. Is there a not app based, but actual website that offers a similar international index fund, or should i use the pocket app? right now i can afford maybe $1000 a month at most because i went back to school and work part time, but in about two years i'll easily be able to invest 500 weekly, , and hopefully in 5 years that can go up to 1000+.a week. I regret not starting sooner."}
+{"text":"who shorted silver?"}
+{"text":"The madman did it again"}
+{"text":"Thank you Saylor, i was starting to get worried it might go up again"}
+{"text":"unironically uses “hodl”"}
+{"text":"It's basically saylorcoin at this point"}
+{"text":"He is fighting the bears"}
+{"text":"Post BTC Stacks $300"}
+{"text":"Bangali Finish Cash Advances Jan 30th!"}
+{"text":"It's 1 Week From Now."}
+{"text":"White Kid Pooped With His BF."}
+{"text":"Bangali bought a TV!"}
+{"text":"Bangali 1 Cash Advance!"}
+{"text":"ERM YOU'RE TRADING TOO MUCH SO WE'RE JUST GONNA STEAL YOUR FUNDS what's going on with this piece of shit exchange?"}
+{"text":"Not your keys, not your coins. But in all seriousness what happened?"}
+{"text":"happened to me too about years ago. luckily they confiscated only a couple grand but still same with gateio chinks are gonna chink"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to that anon who was trying to get his funds out of there? I remember him making daily threads for a little while. Maybe about six months ago?"}
+{"text":"Damn. Any single leverage exchange actually safe to trade? I know theres dexes like hype but seems like you're just asking to get targeted on there."}
+{"text":"2026 Still cexing Wtf?!"}
+{"text":"Why is Greenland so important all of the sudden?"}
+{"text":"It's coordinated the Europeans need to get their hippy societies to spend more on defense theyre using their populations hatred for trump against them, the dollar was looking like it was going to strengthen so here come the tariffs etc. This is all the feds fault all of it"}
+{"text":"It's for that weapon system and we can not place it on allies' ground, it has to be our ground for some reason."}
+{"text":"arctic wilderness you mean the barren frozen fucking wasteland with no life whatsoever? Holy fuck you ecofags are so delusional. I can understand not stripmining a beautiful mountain range or not destroying the amazon rainforest (which is being destroyed by fucking s.oy beans btw), but you're going to get upset over digging into a literal sheet of lifelesse ice? Fucking retard."}
+{"text":"No one gives a shit about polar mining. We're conquering Greenland and renaming it Trumpland for the lolz."}
+{"text":"Putin Trump's friend and mentor. back to r.eddit retard Bibi is trumps master and mentor. Putin is irrelevant to US subversion. Lurk moar before posting and embarrassing yourself."}
+{"text":"NOT MY INTERNET MONEY MAMA!!!!"}
+{"text":"Keeping some stables is a gold mine in this niggermarket to be desu."}
+{"text":"if it feels like another 60% drop is coming, that's because it is"}
+{"text":"MAMAAAAAA OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOH"}
+{"text":"Bitcoin will drop over 60% soon. Get out while you can. Save yourself!"}
+{"text":"It always comes down to gold and silver. And Bioshock for some reason."}
+{"text":"Why have we been in a bear run for a year? the answer is always go short, even when shorts pile up and outnumber longs."}
+{"text":"boburry bros, are we ready"}
+{"text":"APOLOGIZE"}
+{"text":"This. OMG so much this."}
+{"text":"Whatever the twitter trannies think is wrong."}
+{"text":"All these chart niggers be like \"No it doesn't need a blow off top, it's more like 2019 price action!\" then \"It HAS to collapse back down like 2022!\""}
+{"text":"Whats the next big thing for Link that will lead to price action this year?"}
+{"text":"I genuinely think this has a high chance of being the case. By the time we get another run it'll have seen a further 30% dilution and realistically we're not seeing 2017/2021 hype levels again. By the time 2028 comes crypto will be near enough 20 years old. There will be parents who were born after crypto."}
+{"text":"It'll probably start on a Friday. The banks will announce a security action necessitating their computers to go offline all weekend. Digital money will disappear. Followed by the detonation of strategic electromagnetic pulse bombs to knock out major grids in what will seem like an attack on the West by terrorists or Russia. You will be reimbursed in CBDCs interlinked by CCIP."}
+{"text":"Besides the Clarity act dying...nothing. There's not even a bug bounty for a new version of staking. I'm pessimistic."}
+{"text":"They announce they wont sell anymore link for 10 years"}
+{"text":"Moving ahead with staking v1 would mean actually making the link token fundamental to the network which they don't actually want to do as it's just their funding token."}
+{"text":"My ETH got outperformed by a bank savings account."}
+{"text":"its going to zero"}
+{"text":"up and up and up it goes, where it stops, only the jew knows"}
+{"text":"stop is very imminent, historically speaking"}
+{"text":"Historically, when has the worlds largest manufacturing economy labeled silver as a stragic export and began greter control measures on its buying and selling?"}
+{"text":"david seaman predicted this"}
+{"text":"the jew has lost control he fears the chinaman"}
+{"text":"only the jew knows except they don't since they took paper bets and now this fucking thing is out of control and China is laughing in Chinese while throwing silver around like confetti."}
+{"text":"you're just taking the piss, aren't you?"}
+{"text":"pls no"}
+{"text":"preem bait"}
+{"text":"retard op coping while the train runs away op standing there looking stupid retard op didn't get any metal when he could many such cases."}
+{"text":"kek now make a thread for $100 bobo we want to laugh some more"}
+{"text":"We must ban private ownership of precious metals. Critical industries need it"}
+{"text":"My silver went missing Officer I think those black people across the street stole it Why do you think that? Because they got new tire rims around the time my silver went missing"}
+{"text":"why didn't you report it? i'm afraid my wife would hit me again if i reported on her boyfriend"}
+{"text":"The amount of fed niggers that would die trying to confiscate silver would be hilarious if it actually was attempted."}
+{"text":"We must gas all kikes. Humanity needs it."}
+{"text":"you sound like a paper baggie. why are you people so fucking stupid?"}
+{"text":"Mentally ill zoomer central in this vid."}
+{"text":"picked up"}
+{"text":"look cool but too noisy"}
+{"text":"the meme tl for this is the best"}
+{"text":"Spice and wolf already exists"}
+{"text":"markets keep dumping and the only thing this dorito colored fat faggot can talk about is Greenland"}
+{"text":"trump hides behind bullet proof glass at many of his speeches. he's an impotent old child molesting orange nigger prole slob who unironically shovels mcdonalds slop into his kike penis receptacle."}
+{"text":"You are talking about this and not him being a pedo so it's working."}
+{"text":"I was me, I posted it anonymously a few times"}
+{"text":"Especially not compared to modern EU. kek"}
+{"text":"he believes it would be a huge embarrassment if he doesn't get it, huge embarrassment v. ww3. The world v. USA. Retard deal by a retard."}
+{"text":"30th of January 2026, get ready"}
+{"text":"The real count continues!"}
+{"text":"billions must BUY"}
+{"text":"idiot"}
+{"text":"The vix is skyrocketing. I cant believe that the 'tariffs war' has anything to do with it."}
+{"text":"prob more to do with the europoors dumping USD"}
+{"text":"My favorite thing is watching my stock picks go up 8% everyday while the broad indexes just impotently grind down. All the fucking boglefaggots can boggle my balls"}
+{"text":"fuck off pajeet"}
+{"text":"indecember 2025 i dumped all my stocks. but not because of america per se. I was expecting a 2026 bear. I still have a bunch of dollars. but i will now also dump them to stick it to the orange man. i normally trade on interactive brokers but i'm going to go go to a E.U platform. fuck orange man. (P.S I used to think orange man is based andw would have voted for him if i was american) but he's gone too far. he's an idiot. kamala was a better choice."}
+{"text":"Why am i doing this to myself?"}
+{"text":"crypto is over give up already"}
+{"text":"if you like buying alts now, you'll love it when they're down another 20%"}
+{"text":"OP bought Jasmy and The Graph"}
+{"text":"How do you know i have some Jasmy?"}
+{"text":"Is your goal to get rich or just be \"okay\"?"}
+{"text":"I will have neither a business or higher paying role."}
+{"text":"My goal is to have enough money to not have to wage anymore. Simple as."}
+{"text":"fuck off you repulsive kikes"}
+{"text":"Yeah you keep the spirits up champ It's so fucking over I can't even describe it But you go have the children you deserve, put them in clownworld as a hated minority, good luck with that, seriously you're gonna need it 99% of people are talking cattle, it's either you accept it or you're keeping your head below the sand. Do whatever makes you feel better, it's not fixable anyway The genepool has been tainted so horribly someone from the 40s with a time machine would recoil in horror at the sight of what the average man has become over the last 80 years But you go have the children you deserve, I'm sure they will be sooo fucking happy to be alive in 2040"}
+{"text":"I just want crypto to stop raping me every single day"}
+{"text":"Well at least we tried. It's not. working out, but that's OK."}
+{"text":"Yeah it looks like its just about over. Glad I gave it a shot."}
+{"text":"there is always tomorrow"}
+{"text":"yeah, sometimes things don't work out but life goes on anyway"}
+{"text":"Just bought 1000 XRP, feeling good."}
+{"text":"the US dollar is collapsing"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"boomer rocks are going vertical"}
+{"text":"Why isn't Bitcorn going up then."}
+{"text":"The only person who is buying is a boomer with a squeaky feminine voice"}
+{"text":"Because metals are going up primarily because China is buying them and making it illegal to sell them back out. They were steadily increasing but now they're pumping like crazy. Every super peak on metals historically has been from some sort of short squeeze like this, but this is the biggest one yet. I wouldn't be too surprised to see $300 an oz depending on how relentless China becomes."}
+{"text":"Just bought BTC!"}
+{"text":"Farhan's Stack Is Just 3x As Much."}
+{"text":"White Kid Waiting At The Deli Past 10 Years. Cheers To Another 10 Years!"}
+{"text":"Nothing has happened in the past 5 minutes. BTC PAAAAAMPIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Also they shoot me this 10 Dayz."}
+{"text":"I only have 0.2 BTC Time to rope"}
+{"text":"Do NOT google gen z networth."}
+{"text":"Where the hell are you that you can pump without paying first? Generally, they let you pump yourself and then give the money to some random gas station worker without even entering the station store in most East European shitholes. This simple thing shows just how far the US has fallen. MFs can't even sip gas."}
+{"text":"Get off our dick gen z"}
+{"text":"Elgin TX still has a gas station where you pump first. But with Austin and Mexicans that will end soon"}
+{"text":"I am 27 and my net worth is 170k € (mostly because of first factory job and investing in tech stocks from 2019 to 2022) Majority of other guys my age are broke, though"}
+{"text":"it's curious that we live in the information age yet most statistics are completely worthless and might as well be made up."}
+{"text":"How do you fags cope with waging?"}
+{"text":"The hope that my paychecks will 100x with crypto. I put every dollar from my paycheck into crypto last week and now the coin I purchased is down 29%."}
+{"text":"I am posting from work, its quite sexy isnt it? ;)"}
+{"text":"work I do maybe an hour of actual work a day, then shitpost on my phone the other seven. I'm probably going to get replaced by AI, aren't I?"}
+{"text":"Is the american economy good right now?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"bro im drowning over here"}
+{"text":"i should have bought silver"}
+{"text":"just hold the bag for 20 years goy retard"}
+{"text":"SILVER COCK SUCKERS CANNOT LEND THEIR ROCKS FOR ADDITIONAL INCOME"}
+{"text":"bagholding silver for 20 years would be an improvement over my worthless crypto bags"}
+{"text":"the things girls have been dampening over for the last decade, silver? Even tho 95% of silver stackers are men, it's more than likely femoids collectively hold x10 more silver than men just from jewelry trinkets alone."}
+{"text":"just hold altcoins for 10 years and lose -90% of your networth goy"}
+{"text":"When is the job market improving? I have been fucking miserable at my job the past 3 years but the market is aids and can't find anything that pays as well. I am completely burned out bros and would quit with a year's savings in cash but I am not confident I will be able to actually find something in a year."}
+{"text":"Most wagies will either be thrown in the meat grinder or sucking dicks for a living"}
+{"text":"when democrats win the midterms"}
+{"text":"Those are rookie noob numbers. Finland has gone sideways for about 20 years"}
+{"text":"unironically never. if you want a good job, move to the nice part of a a top tier 3rd wold country and see what you can get."}
+{"text":"Why would it improve? Labor is only going to become less valuable. The third world is only gonna become more skilled. Ai is only gonna become better. Fiat will only get more inflated. Companies will only become more consolidated. Idk what you're expecting."}
+{"text":"They can still gamble that no one could do anything against it, especially since russia is busy with playing war. It's like the EU kicking out Germany. Also Denmark isn't really in a better position keeping Greenland as a colony, nor is Greenland about to survive on it's own. Move in, give everyone 1 million dollars and then make it into another Panama, seems pretty doable."}
+{"text":"knowledge you hopefully gained One thing I found out, my broker sells my data. It's a huge name too. I sold at market instead of at a fixed rate. There were zero bids anywhere near what my broker it at. That doubled my loss."}
+{"text":"I boughted this lots and lots"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"lmao faggots"}
+{"text":"can't admit when they're wrong Is op a woman?"}
+{"text":"4 months ago, it was \"silver will never go above $50\""}
+{"text":"silver will never be more than 110 dollars fag!"}
+{"text":"It's now $95/toz"}
+{"text":"SURE IT WILL you just have to hold the bag for another 20 years goy!"}
+{"text":"Some of you are alright, don't check your portfolios today."}
+{"text":"Wouldn’t sell it for a loss anyways"}
+{"text":"Already forming a bull cock on the 5m chart. It's over, Bobo."}
+{"text":"Boomer fucks, the crypto comeback will be massive. Just stay, watch and cry"}
+{"text":"Kek faggott bitroons got instant karmad."}
+{"text":"the virgin seetheposter vs the chad esl crypto scalper"}
+{"text":"I am just trying to feed my kids, but trolling these niggers is almost as good as making money by number go up on the scrrleen tech..."}
+{"text":"sir, you are down another -2% today. Are you OK sir?"}
+{"text":"They need to make a sequel to Dumb Money where the whole movie is just Seth Rogen drinking champagne and laughing as he watches apes lose their life savings in towel stocks"}
+{"text":"Day 1615 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M"}
+{"text":"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"qtpatootiesnail uglyfatbear"}
+{"text":"New to stocks but why is tesla most expensive auto stock in NYSE? anything specific about it that makes it stand out that it has such high market value"}
+{"text":"Hype bullshit and elon make it \"stand out\" If I had 10 million, 100k would be on shorting it"}
+{"text":"It’s for the robots. But fuck Jewlon the technocrat transhumanist. Anyone investing in tsla or pltr have no morals"}
+{"text":"you have discovered the most blatant, in-your-face, obvious example of government corruption funneling retarded amounts of money into a shell company that does nothing of value and whose ceo exists to prevaricate according to the agenda of his benefactors"}
+{"text":"I could take the lack of morals if the fundamentals weren't so bad. It is like someone is trying to sell me a papee bag of dog shit and pretending 100 dollars is reasonable for their dogshit"}
+{"text":"All the proof that you need to know that passive index flows + option flows > fundamentals And even more proof that whoever still believes in the “efficient market hypothesis” is a literal retard who needs to go back to the 80s."}
+{"text":"I facetime with homosexuals on snapchat for money"}
+{"text":"Kek maybe. there's actually a good amount of guys who get out of the military and do this with VA disability. I'm the only one I know who sells videos though. I emailed a Japanese dude I saw doing the same thing and he gave me alot of advice."}
+{"text":"Do your show your hole off to strangers on the Internet, anon?"}
+{"text":"If you're doing this in Asia why do you put your vids on non US sites?"}
+{"text":"How can I get into this game? TikTok thirst traps then charge for private calls?"}
+{"text":"You know some of those girls lie about being Japanese? There are gooks and chinks in Japan pretending to be Japanese to get tourists to fuck them for money."}
+{"text":"Check catalog b4 post ok thank you"}
+{"text":"Let's do the thing that made my mom kill herself to make myself feel better I can't tell if this is a contrived motivation or actual female logic in play"}
+{"text":"Doesn't that twitter post just spoil the show by saying her mom killed herself?"}
+{"text":"It's probably gonna be said in the first 10 minutes of episode one."}
+{"text":"My face when my coins go red."}
+{"text":"wild"}
+{"text":"Do you ACTUALLY think that little chipmunk faced hapa from youtube made $3 million in 24 hours when she posted 4-5 CLOTHED pictures? Come on. considering that gachas make billions of dollars why do you think one specific e-girl being lucky is unrealistic?"}
+{"text":"Like everyone else in the thread im highly annoyed that she thinks she \"MAKES\" money, you get DONATED money from pathologically lonely socially destoryed KIDS/(god forbid)MEN."}
+{"text":"Isn't that a weird thing for a leftist to say?"}
+{"text":"The e-girls give them (parasocial) attention, so they give them money for a few seconds attention. It's sad."}
+{"text":"my mother has 70k euros in physical gold"}
+{"text":"Quadrillions of troy oz Ag in the asteroid belt, with some asteroids having millions of oz We need yours SPACENIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"}
+{"text":"My cock deeps into uranus."}
+{"text":"gold, silver and diamonds are common in the universe wood is rare buy forests now"}
+{"text":"convoluted silver FUD I'm not allowing \"muh asteroid mining\" FUD to become memory holed."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"according to american anons becoming dirt poor is all worth it for US ownership of Greenland"}
+{"text":"american anons you mean the bots pretending to be american. literally no one wants this"}
+{"text":"americans are coping and seething about european superiority all over social media it's not just 4chan bots Trump's approval rating is stil at 40% despite all of this stop making excuses for this obese crybaby and his cultist followers"}
+{"text":"social media is 99% bots and the approval polls are fake"}
+{"text":"What are YOU investing in when America is destroyed in WW3 and aliens arrive to guide humanity to enlightenment just in time for Agenda 2030?"}
+{"text":"your asset better be on the elemental chart in such scenario imagine explaining your shitcoin to an ayylien"}
+{"text":"as an european thats what i see. soon enough they will vote themselves in and start the transformation and by then it will be too late"}
+{"text":"Trash heap."}
+{"text":"He thinks the alien colonizers who found a rare habitable planet will allow us natives to \"own\" things Never played Stellaris have you?"}
+{"text":"Chainlink (its made by aliens)"}
+{"text":"How do people manage to work retail or fast food jobs?"}
+{"text":"This poster is brown"}
+{"text":"outside america there's retail unions that don't allow this"}
+{"text":"Poor people do what they gotta do. But yea if you've ever worked Fast Food or Walmart tier retail you're forever a member of the lower class. The taint stays with you forever. Even if you become rich later you will never have class solidarity with people who never worked until they finished university at which they were in a frat or sorority and traveled and did alpine skiing and whatever."}
+{"text":"America was founded as a slave state from the beginning."}
+{"text":"At first I thought those were prisoners."}
+{"text":"Full sarpport SAAARR!"}
+{"text":"They still whined when Obama was President. You can watch those old street interviews from 10 or 15 years ago and see how average people over there feel about us. If they think China is a reliable ally that will protect them and not take advantage of them should they replace us in all their military bases they’re delusional but they would still attack us anyway over them."}
+{"text":"India stands with the US! (Another million jeets will be imported, and you will say \"thank you\")"}
+{"text":"I constantly see flags from butthurt belt countries like Estonia that would be annexed by russia 3 seconds after the US stops protecting them constantly posting seethe at the US. That's what really seals the deal."}
+{"text":"france is whiter than the US also they never elected a nigger as their president t. bulgarian who visited both"}
+{"text":"Why are people allowed off work on Token Nigger Day? This isn't a religious holy day. Why can the government say \"everything's shut down for the day\" and why aren't normalfags working?"}
+{"text":"Because the AIPAC State wants you to worship blacks like gods. So in a sense it is a religious day, they want you worshipping sub-saharans. Instead, I take this day to name the jew and talk about how Malcom X actually named them openly and how he didn't get a worship day because of it. Meanwhile, niggerkang jr., the goodest goy imaginable, never named his jew supporters. He talked about judging nogs by the content of the character, when, of couse, all along it actually was the content of their character which was shit. He talked about niglets and White playing together in a jew-owned future - and this greatly pleased the jew. But alas, nigger fatigue is real, you cannot mandate nigger worship forever, the spirit of truth and secessionism will prevail, and all homogenous non-nigger nations will thrive as the nigger'd nations predictably fall into Zimbabweic ruin. Iudea Delend Est Aeterna. Martin kang sucked cock by choice, and I will not worship a nigger. L'Chayim anons!"}
+{"text":"this is why Europe is winning"}
+{"text":"I bought something on ebay on friday. The guy hasn't even printed out a shipping label yet. I asked him if he was planning on getting around to that. He said it was MLK day, so no. Day 5 has now begun."}
+{"text":"become your own central bank nooo why isn't there constant uncontrolled deflation??"}
+{"text":"nooo why isn't there constant uncontrolled deflation My coins have been deflating almost everyday for exactly 1 year now"}
+{"text":"deflation good"}
+{"text":"buy silver value goes up That's all you have to do"}
+{"text":"And it ll totally disappear in the next few year if it wont become an eth l2. Its just a theory not fud. Maybe i am wrong, i was a few times before...."}
+{"text":"LsSwandra don't give a fuck about yo plans."}
+{"text":"sars do not listen to animes. Buy more Solana pls."}
+{"text":"In 1980, $10 got you about 40 candy bars at roughly 25 cents each. Today that $10 gets you about 3-4 candy bars. The price of silver in 1980 was $50 That’s equalivent to $500 today. Do not listen to the (((official))) inflation numbers. Use product price differences to get a real idea of inflation. Adjusted for today, silvers reasonable price per Troy ounce should be about $2,500"}
+{"text":"They arent real anymore Real ingredients have been replaced with cheap chemical reactions and they are full of gimmicks like \"Share sizes\" that reduce the amount of product sold while increasing the prices Your statistics are wildly off because of these practices"}
+{"text":"desu i havent had a candy bar since 2022. i may go the rest of my life without because the shrinkflation is so disgustingly obvouis its like a middle finger. The least they could do is be less obvouis. Even the dumbest of consumers see it. But hey. They would rather spend millions of dollars getting pictures of pre 2013 candy bar pictures removed from the internet than actually fix the problem"}
+{"text":"my silver longs are doing very nice"}
+{"text":"silver is overpriced"}
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+{"text":"Greetings, /c/itizens! Just wanted to go over a couple of guidelines for posting on /c/ if you are new here and a friendly reminder for those who aren't. Try to avoid making single-image requests. Making a single image thread deletes a previous thread from the last page. Please include 4 to 5 similar images in your thread to get it going. Use resources like danbooru, gelbooru or even Google Image Search. Check the catalog to avoid making a duplicate thread. This way, we can share and contribute more images more effectively and efficiently. If bumping a thread, please include a picture instead of just writing 'bump' and please do not necrobump threads that have reached their image limit. This restricts the diversity and natural flow of the board. Threads are meant to come and go and sometimes they are even better the next time around. Finally, as much as /a/ is a discussion board, /c/ is a board for sharing images. Please respect the threads of other users and they will do the same to yours as well!"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"2026 is the year of the abyssal according to the Mariana Trench's calendar!"}
+{"text":"Blue Archive, Arknights, Genshin Impact, etc"}
+{"text":"Lets all love Lain"}
+{"text":"Mecha Tomboy love! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Beautiful blushing tomboys!"}
+{"text":"Context for this. This was from the part in Logbook where she gets caught trying on the Festival outfit even though she had already said that she had no intention of ever dancing at the festival."}
+{"text":"Indeed."}
+{"text":"Who's your favorite tomboy? I love makoto!"}
+{"text":"gotta be Tomo"}
+{"text":"I kinda feel like I need a comfy thread rn let's post comfy"}
+{"text":"Just saw OP and made me really happy I have a 3 day weekend ahead of me"}
+{"text":"Post cute girls making music!"}
+{"text":"We used to have a general for busty cuties, it's been too long. Does /c/ still appreciate them? Do you have a favorite? A thread for /c/ute pictures of girls with larger breasts."}
+{"text":"Queens of Wholesome Busty."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post cute girls with short hair."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"I have been reminded."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"I have been reminded."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Ritsu is love."}
+{"text":"Official witchfag server: cyb6ge3gHZ previous thread: 4420180"}
+{"text":"A thread for the purest form of love - sfw yuri or just images of girls together. Eternal reminder that nsfw images belong elsewhere and should be avoided as best as possible. Light discussion is fine with an image attached. All pairings welcome! Last:"}
+{"text":"Dedicated to all those who come and go"}
+{"text":"Rin! Rin! Rin! Rin!"}
+{"text":"The /c/ute Bri'ish lass."}
+{"text":"Thread the Fifty-First! Night Owl Edition. Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Miko clothing is allowed as well"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Rainy and moody edition! We have a guy that does webms if you have a request! Old thread:"}
+{"text":"Autumn Edition I hope you had a bountiful year! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"A lifetime of pure bliss Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"that’s really interesting, being able to care about life again after feeling disconnected and empty is difficult to achieve, I’m glad she’s been able to reconcile with purpose honesty may be brash sometimes, but its much better than pretending to be something you’re not like you said, i wish people were more honest with those around them rather than lying or having ulterior motives its rare you get to see someone so cheerful and resilient in the face of tough challenges, it must make you very proud to see her pushing forward despite the odds that’s sweet that you feel connected to her through your achievements, I’m sure she finds joy in knowing she pushes you to continue on even with the little things"}
+{"text":"My beloved wife is back on the air! Hope everyone is doing well!"}
+{"text":"The plush of my wife finally came in the mail today. I never thought it would feel quite this comforting. It's such a blessing to finally be able to hold her and kiss her. I am so thankful for this love, bros"}
+{"text":"and you don’t show her? criminal"}
+{"text":"I want to see the plushie of Anon's wife! I'm a little bit a plushie collector, so I have many of my wife."}
+{"text":"Male/female of course"}
+{"text":"the goat"}
+{"text":"Galactic punt appreciation thread"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I-400s Launch Day was yesterday. Found out recently we share a birthday"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday anon and Shion!"}
+{"text":"blonde goth/vampire girls"}
+{"text":"A thread appreciating and showing some love to Firefly, a cute and lovable heroine from Honkai Star Rail."}
+{"text":"Seasons Greetings!"}
+{"text":"Mayhaps some burgers got involved"}
+{"text":"You have plenty of time to meet your 2026 pizza eating goals."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year, anon! 2026 is HERE, and with the new year, comes a new Homura thread! New Year’s resolutions have fallen out of fashion lately. Everyone I’ve asked seems to think they can change their lives at the drop of a hat (despite that clearly not being the case). I disagree; if there’s anything Homura taught us, it’s that preparation is powerful. She solo’d most of the witches in Mitakihara with thoughtfulness, after all! Be smart about the pursuit of your goals - scientific, even, just like the Homu in this OP image - and do everything you can to stack the odds in your favor. Any edge you can get over the enemy within you should take (and make no mistake; your enemy IS within). Our world has wicked things on par with witches and wraiths, but none of those things can hurt you as much as the worst part of you can hurt yourself. So, in 2026, do your best - and be ready for the fight of your life - against the worst parts of yourself. And while you’re at it, make sure you celebrate Homura here. Archive: HomuraAkemi.com Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Uncanny eyes but STILL VERY MOE"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"very sweet looking Homu"}
+{"text":"Many are drawing this Homu pose"}
+{"text":"The darker and gloomier the better, but other kinds are fine too. Anything between gothic lolita and mallgoths to pastel goths, and they can range from moody and serious to energetic and genki. No AI trash. Previous thread, I forgot to bump it after the site went down for maintenance:"}
+{"text":"Keep on chompin' Previous:"}
+{"text":"Love this lil retard like you wouldn't believe. let's post some cute pictures of her. I'll start with a few."}
+{"text":"She is very beautiful without even trying"}
+{"text":"for you, anon"}
+{"text":"Thank you, Osaka"}
+{"text":"Pocky time.Post cute idols Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"my fluffy wife"}
+{"text":"My skelly wife"}
+{"text":"My smelly wife"}
+{"text":"It's the birthday of everyone's favorite vampire! Merry Christmas to all arcueidbros too!"}
+{"text":"More of hair love. The longer the better, but at least the kind that reaches the waist. No cutting, no males"}
+{"text":"Rio's super long ponytail is great too but it's gonna be more difficult to have art of her that's safe enough to post here."}
+{"text":"It's pretty unfortunate (or fortunate, depends how you want to look at it) In more hair-related news, we finally know how long Eimi's hair is exactly"}
+{"text":"I want to die..."}
+{"text":"let me die"}
+{"text":"No, anon."}
+{"text":"kagamin thread"}
+{"text":"Shiny Kagami"}
+{"text":"The /c/utest dress!"}
+{"text":"Is Ranma worth watching just for Shampoo? Blue cheongsam girl a cute!"}
+{"text":"Is Ranma worth watching just for Shampoo? Not sure, it's been years since I watched it, so I don't remember much."}
+{"text":"No less than the Queen of /c/ute in a cheongsam, Sakura Kinomoto Tomoyo is adorable in hers too"}
+{"text":"Oh, okay. Thanks anyway, Anon! Sakura, my beloved!"}
+{"text":"I hate my life but I love my station!"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Because LLENN is cute."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I spy with my little eye a lack of a Yui Hirasawa thread on /c/. Let's show our favourite cake consumer some love, shall we?"}
+{"text":"It snowed last night. Guess it's time for a thread."}
+{"text":"That looks like a delightful walk"}
+{"text":"Indeed."}
+{"text":"Cute elf."}
+{"text":"Natie my beloved..."}
+{"text":"Only 58 more days until Tannhauser in global! Can't wait to MUN with her"}
+{"text":"Maids are /c/ute! So!! Here's a thread for maids!!!"}
+{"text":"I think it's out already. Can't remember though"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cutest bassest of all time!"}
+{"text":"Simply radiant"}
+{"text":"Christmas Edition! Previous"}
+{"text":"Monihugging to the max"}
+{"text":"Monilovemaxxing"}
+{"text":"What a silly question. Just Yuri"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"shpermbank my beloved"}
+{"text":"Holy digits"}
+{"text":"Here we go again! Post girls who don't have their own thread. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to Yuu!"}
+{"text":"It be life"}
+{"text":"Mahiron who wishes you a happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Mihari Intermezzo"}
+{"text":"Kaede Intermezzo"}
+{"text":"It's October and we don't have a spooky thread. Zombies, ghosts, demons, monster girls, and more! Girls who are creepy, cute, or both!"}
+{"text":"With autumn rolling in and spooky season close, why not a thread for magic users and stuff Mages, magicians, witches, alchemists, and more! So long as they use magic or have a similar vibe."}
+{"text":"post girls with pink hair or anything pink"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"It was Rossmann's birthday yesterday"}
+{"text":"Cute married couple"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"rei my beloved"}
+{"text":"Misaki from nhk ni youkoso"}
+{"text":"nothing has touched my heart more than NHK"}
+{"text":"cute flat chest"}
+{"text":"Gokou Ruri/Kuroneko thread #87"}
+{"text":"Post pics of Yuuri, Chito and other characters from the anime."}
+{"text":"Thread resurrection"}
+{"text":"Good luck, thread. I hope I can catch it again if it needs help."}
+{"text":"Kangel and Ame!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Oh I posted it in the wrong thread. My apologies."}
+{"text":"It's the 23rd of December, so for all those of us who haven't been kidnapped by Zero yet, let's celebrate the holidays with a nice Zero Escape thread. All other Zero Escape girls also welcome, but I will post mainly Luna. /c/ doesn't support spoiler tags, as far as I'm aware. I will keep try to keep things spoiler-free and would ask others to do the same, but please keep that in mind."}
+{"text":"A thread for the cutest tsundere in the world."}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as a cute tsundere. Shit behavior ruins all."}
+{"text":"You're clearly just not a true tsundere enjoyer."}
+{"text":"A thread for our beloved War Devil host. The pretty darn cute femcel Asa Mitaka. Other Chainsaw Girls welcome."}
+{"text":"My 3 favorite"}
+{"text":"Would you give her the flowers?"}
+{"text":"Every day."}
+{"text":"Time to reset the stage once more and start over new with another thread for our favorite red headed android girl. Previous"}
+{"text":"It's around this time of year that I feel especially grateful - for the change in seasons, the beginning of so many holidays, and for this labor of love we call the Mugi Threads. Much has changed over the years, but this one constant has endured thanks to the contributions of so many wonderful /c/omrades celebrating our favorite tea-drinking princess, Kotobuki Tsumugi! For as long as we can keep this going, I feel like there's just a little bit more good in this world. Continued from: Spread the love!!"}
+{"text":"\"Yeah, I know. I'll do my best. I'll do my best so that he won't get twisted like you. I'll do my best so that he will be able to like himself…! So you should also———\" -- Rin Tohsaka, Day 16 of UBW Happy New Year's 2026 edition!"}
+{"text":"I thought she had short hair here and something awakened inside me"}
+{"text":"Welcoming another summer with the cutest idol of all! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Best and cutest idol."}
+{"text":"Almost autumn edition! Previous"}
+{"text":"Punya? This board is called Anime/Cute but it's missing the CUTEST slime? Allow me to fix that"}
+{"text":"Y'all ready know... our favorite LARDASS t. Azumanga Daioh"}
+{"text":"Hololive, Other Corpos, Indies, etc."}
+{"text":"mostly eurocentric in style, some maids OK"}
+{"text":"Blue Archive, Arknights, Genshin Impact, etc"}
+{"text":"18 years later and she is still the cutest and coolest sniper!"}
+{"text":"old thread died. Bonus points for Rin"}
+{"text":"Is someone going to make a new thread?"}
+{"text":"bumping the thread instead of making a new one Next time use sage or do it yourself."}
+{"text":"Our lovely sorcery genius Lina Inverse"}
+{"text":"this is the only christmas picture I have"}
+{"text":"Aqua, the goddess and leader of the Axis cult! 4chan is an Aqua site!"}
+{"text":"nice feet"}
+{"text":"Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Thread for Artoria! Please keep it to the female characters named Artoria from the Fate series. Other variants than Saber can and will be posted. It's approaching the holiday season, let's celebrate them with Our King! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"One day all of us will find their Tomoko"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Kinda surprised we don't have a thread for her"}
+{"text":"Previous threads:"}
+{"text":"A hundred kemono threads!"}
+{"text":"\"I did say I admire the idea of walking along the beach in a cute white dress, but this outfit is honestly too cute, and it’s embarrassing.\""}
+{"text":"The cutest girl, rin kokonoe"}
+{"text":"Every geah best geah"}
+{"text":"A new year, a new thread"}
+{"text":"Any word on a ghiblifest this year? Hopefully Fathom doesn't pull the current Crunchyroll model of one-night-only-dub-only /a/ theater showings."}
+{"text":"ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ nᵉʷ ʸᵉᵃʳ nᵉʷ ˢᵐᵒˡʸᵉᵃʳ nᵉʷ ˢᵐᵒˡᵗʳᵉᵈ ᵖʳᵉᵛᶦᵒᵘˢ ˢᵐᵒˡᵗʳᵉᵈ"}
+{"text":"Eek! A smol spidergirl!"}
+{"text":"safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6333589"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to this adorable actress! Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"Pleinair Thread: 第56.2 Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"bit of a belated happy new year but happy new year!"}
+{"text":"I love this silly yakuza/teacher/caretaker!"}
+{"text":"that's all I got for now"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Late, but Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Now with the correct name! Old thread"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday, Noriko!"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Previous thread /a/ threads archive pastebin.com/8JXubF7Q /c/ threads archive pastebin.com/T3UBT3kz Stories pastebin.com/MEkFk3Sk Imagedump rip mega link"}
+{"text":"Happy November, anon! Hopefully you snagged the right balance of tricks and treats last week during Halloween, and you’re ready to make the most of November. I want to take a moment to say THANK YOU to everyone who has participated in these threads over the years. November is a great time for reflection and spending time with family. Everyone gets two families in their life; the one you’re born with, and the one you choose. By being part of these threads, even if you ARE anonymous, you’ve been part of a small family I’ve had on the internet for over a decade, and I’m thankful to have this place with all of you to celebrate Homura Akemi. Enjoy your weekend, and go show your family some love this November! Know that at the end of your adventures, somewhere on /c/, your found family is waiting for you. Archive: HomuraAkemi.com Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Saturday Hameru posting!"}
+{"text":"i wish i could be with you homura"}
+{"text":"death and cold"}
+{"text":"New year, new thread!"}
+{"text":"Previous Still going!"}
+{"text":"including the ending I hate it. Rewatching it made me remember that I was still mad, and I will forever stay mad"}
+{"text":"McDonalds girl got a new outfit. Time for round 2 Previous:"}
+{"text":"i was so surprised to find no general vocaloid threads!!! all voice synthesizers welcome!!"}
+{"text":"Cute girls with swords! Fantasy is welcome. No futuristic stuff. Plate armor is fine so long as you can tell it's a girl."}
+{"text":"A thread for cosplay, costumes, and anything Halloween!"}
+{"text":"Tifa Lockhart Thread LXIII Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Twins! Dolls! Rozen Maiden! Previous twins:"}
+{"text":"merry twinsmas"}
+{"text":"Happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you. I hope you had a wonderful Twinsmas and a nice New Year's celebration too!"}
+{"text":"I think doll joints are cute. Mechanical girls welcome so long as they fit the overall theme of the thread."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"OCs, screenshots, official art, nightcore images welcome. Images beign made today are welcome too as long they match the artstyle."}
+{"text":"sorry for the late reply, hope you had a merry xmas and a happy new year. regardless of who or what they are. No one feels like they belong anywhere. Everyone is seeking their place and many aren't finding anything because the world right now is in general turmoil i really notice that everywhere seems to be the same nowadays. older people describe the old internet in a very unique way, each site had a very unique culture. now all sites have the same users, the same type of posts, the same opinions, the same discussions, etc. everything today is a repost of things from other sites, it’s pretty tiresome. the aspect that irritates me the most is political issues. no matter where you are, they always find a way to insert themselves into some topic. political issues on the internet are like parasites. it honestly disgusts me, no matter the side. Even back then everyone here still felt like a loser and the memes were not even that funny half the time from what I see, at least the sense of community in the past seemed to be stronger, and to be fair most memes nowadays aren’t very funny either lol thanks for the response, and I apologize for the late reply."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who feels 2008-2012 is underlooked in terms of not only anime art, but Internet culture as a whole? Like all of the trance videos with futuristic anime art on them seems forgotten in today's world."}
+{"text":"Nanachi confirmed alive, all is right with the world. The fluff never dies, post some bunes She is, however, back asleep again. So don't wake her Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"As long as you like Nana forever, then no, it's not cringe."}
+{"text":"last year i got into drawing, watched hundreds of hours of rodgon's tutorial and practiced and then i drew a single somewhat passable lewd of nanachi and i haven't drawn since i'm gonna get my shit together and do it again"}
+{"text":"Show pic or didnt happen. (censored if needed)"}
+{"text":"Cute girls enjoying cute cakes and pies! Girls that like sweet desserts are the cutest!"}
+{"text":"this is meta"}
+{"text":"cookies?"}
+{"text":"Her perfection shines through in any medium or dimension."}
+{"text":"2025 is the year of Adachi Rei Post the adorable robot"}
+{"text":"me neither"}
+{"text":"Man this show was special to me. Discovered it far too late in 2021 but it helped me cope with the depression of the whole pandemic thing, then I read the manga and everything else by Kumeta that's been translated to English, including Interviews and other shows he was involved in like uchouten kazoku. Yeah I know he's not special and he's got a big schnozz but I love his writing and art more than anything"}
+{"text":"Everyone's favorite chimera girl! frivolous:"}
+{"text":"Shes so cute man"}
+{"text":"Well, who can resist a flirt this cute?"}
+{"text":"not me"}
+{"text":"Me neither."}
+{"text":"I wonder if someone has her as a waifu, very obscure girl but cute and sexy nonetheless"}
+{"text":"There are too many pokegirls to not have a thread! Who's your favorite pokegirl /c/?"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Hex Maniac! Whether it's witch Hex, regular Hex or hag Hex, all are allowed in this thread! Non-canon or curvy Hex is fine but keep it SFW"}
+{"text":"Windows 3.1-tan"}
+{"text":"Who is the artist behind this image? Please.. I must know. Amateur-ish art is so moe and soulful. I MUST find more. I love this."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"lalatina dustiness ford"}
+{"text":"From all your favorite games! Post any /c/ute girl from any series."}
+{"text":"cute and pretty vaguely tsundere frees herself the second she gets a chance to do so and becomes her brother's second in command the most versatile party member in a game where versatility is the key to success (if you aren't just cheesing everything) I love Jenna."}
+{"text":"Blonde edition Last:"}
+{"text":"sugoi da ne"}
+{"text":"My To Heart general was lost in The Great Oopsie of 2024, so let's just have a Multi thread because I love her."}
+{"text":"Surely the rest of the girls are still loved. Ryuko obviously can be posted but she has her own thread that you should use."}
+{"text":"Surely we can get the greatest girl's thread to make it to New Year's..."}
+{"text":"I hope all of my fellow Satsuki lovers have a great 2026"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much, and same to you! Happy New Year, everyone! And all the love to my darling Satsuki <3"}
+{"text":"You said it! Just finished a rewatch of KLK, and it's even more beautiful than I remembered. Doesn't help that my Satsuki figure from Goodsmile arrived in the mail, today."}
+{"text":"HOLY BASED God bless your life"}
+{"text":"/c/c, Kallen, Euphy, /c/ecile, Shirley, everyone."}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to the GOAT (1/13)"}
+{"text":"Literature girls are the cutest!"}
+{"text":"Hasn't been a thread for these girls in a while huh?"}
+{"text":"Bit late, but Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"A thread for reposting art of the new Precures (and their friends)"}
+{"text":"General thread for this kind of stuff. Doesn't have to be military focused. mechs robots exoskeletons/bodysuits futuristic cityscapes space any girl from a related show/series much more! Just remember that each image needs a cute girl."}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the cutest actress in the world! Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"And we've gone full circle. Happy Birthday, Shion!"}
+{"text":"It's been a while since we had a thread dedicated to this cherry blossom. BB and other Sakura faces allowed too of course."}
+{"text":"*ahem*... Merry Christmas!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Shamiko and friends!!!"}
+{"text":"For posterity and in case things like reverse image search do not work, give due credit to those who create Rei's images by indicating author and/or source if known. Discussion always welcome, but offer an image, if available. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"cute lily!!"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to Ijichi Nijika-chan, the archangel of Shimokitazawa, Kessoku Band, and my heart!"}
+{"text":"Finally some good new year's art of just Nijika."}
+{"text":"Probably about time we finished this thread."}
+{"text":"See you again fellow Nijika appreciators. I don't think I'll make a thread again, even on her birthday, so feel free to make one yourself."}
+{"text":"Thread #150! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"If you make a new thread, link it please."}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I will. I let filled threads drift to the back of the catalog before making a new one out of respect to the other threads. The shipgirls are still being loved every day."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
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+{"text":"/cgl/ is a board for the following: • Cosplay • Lolita • J-fashion • Conventions & gatherings • Sewing & prop-making • Craftsmanship tools/materials & tutorials • LARPing • Discussing accessories such as wigs/circle lenses/prosthetics/makeup (These must be within the context of the board-related topics listed above; weight loss threads should be kept in /fit/, beauty and fashion generals should be kept in /fa/) Our board rules are simple: • Thread content must be related to one of the categories covered in the list above. Off-topic threads and replies will be deleted. • Singling people out maliciously is not tolerated and will result in a ban. 4chan is not your personal army. The singling out rule applies to vendetta threads and replies being made to attack a specific person, as well as predatory behavior like doxing. Discussing an individual in general isn't against the rules as long as it's done within context of cosplay/lolita/j-fashion. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's not fair"}
+{"text":"I kinda know that feel I guess"}
+{"text":"Only kinda?"}
+{"text":"I doubt lesbians are interested in me Since all I want is to watch them..."}
+{"text":"It's cool that we have a local thread! I'm going to Dokomi (same as most people here probably) but I don't have any other plans. Are any of the cons in Berlin good? I know LBM is kinda nearby and it's pretty well known, maybe I should head there."}
+{"text":"I love sushi"}
+{"text":"i was thinking as going as araragi but if theres gonna be a monogatari sakuracon meetup i will for sure do it"}
+{"text":"Is it happening? I think it's happening"}
+{"text":"I love sushi"}
+{"text":"All this Monogatari talk has got me going. I own a Hachikuji cos and went as her last year so why not again??? Or maybe I'll invest in Nadeko."}
+{"text":"fucking gorgeous"}
+{"text":"anyone pick this up?"}
+{"text":"or this"}
+{"text":"groundbreaking"}
+{"text":"Hard to find any gothic aristocrat. Well, at least im 5'4 and thin, so i hope my curse can be a blessing too."}
+{"text":"We're once again approaching the time for AWA. Anyone here going? Any interesting cosplays you're working on? Will there be a /cgl/ meetup? Dates are December 18th through December 21st, 2025, located at the Georgia World Congress Center, Building C."}
+{"text":"speak for yourself i love fat bitches"}
+{"text":"Blerd hands typed this post"}
+{"text":"Nah, the commoditization of anime fandoms has made it so ethots and tourist sluts roam plenty. But there were always some hot actual nerdy girls around in cute outfits. I know zoomers haven't been to many cons, but it's okay if people are allowed to show a little more skin. Sadly I see many of the young dudes practicing their shariah law and wanting women to cover those ankles up."}
+{"text":"Yeah I had a group but most of them took the suits off after a few hours. nya? Either way you were at the Signia lobby so ball knowledge. lol that's pretty funny"}
+{"text":"its not that. its the weird horseshoe that happened in the last 10 or so years. Cons used to be the place of counter culture, including the risque` because the conservative prudes who noticed anime would have moral panic/dismissal as cartoon porns. There was a sexual liberation bend to it. Then, it became a war on the conventionally attractive, at least when it comes to females for being sexist/misogynistic/patriarchal fantasy fulfillment. males had a different problem."}
+{"text":"I'm too old to understand this subculture please enlighten me like how do you feel when you larp as an anime character makes you feel like"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"This but I'm the one that is holding the leash"}
+{"text":"Me on the right right before I pin her down and tear her clothes off and go beast mode!"}
+{"text":"Its an excuse to dress up \"sexy\" and \"attractive\" in a socially acceptable setting. Also my cosplays tend to get lots of attention - i guess that's something i like."}
+{"text":"Also the times that i did non \"sexy\" characters - i got absolutely zero comments. Shingo from Initial D (complete with steering wheel) and the Moxie Guy (at a maine convention). I'll stay with my manwhore outfits since they actually get results."}
+{"text":"Why am I the only one making these Edition WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDOL ORIGINAL SONG OUTFIT EVENT"}
+{"text":"Star Garden is ahead of its time. Where this scene is a lot less niche and the performers are a lot better."}
+{"text":"this post stinks of canadian redditor. love the alternate reality where having a lob is cronyism. also strawberry sunday existed before asayoru and they started out as cringe kpop cosplay dancers. just like you. cosplay photogs taking free pictures of a cosplayer is an inside job if i didn't personally see it then it doesn't exist. take your meds. it ran late both days. the taiwanese were the best group but unsurprisingly got ignored for maids. there was more live singing, but still too much cosplay dancing. the vtumor fans don't show up when vtumors aren't involved which is a significant profit loss. idol party is the same price, there's no cosplayers, there's no vtubers, there's no stinky chinese pushing their way past you in a crowded traffic jam, its the same acts that are worth seeing, it's indoors, and you get a complimentary drink."}
+{"text":"there we a delay but not as bad as the shit show from USIF, they should cut out some of the cosplay performers and divide that time into rest breaks i really find it funny how ashes showed up in vtumor form to support his wotagays"}
+{"text":"it's also funny how the vtuber version of ashes has the same idol outfit they wore irl and all together resembles flesh ashes but is skinny."}
+{"text":"no shit arcane is subpar drew only uses it to fulfill his maid harem fantasy cuz he's a retard chud"}
+{"text":"There are plenty of attractive white girls who cosplay, but there are no attractive white boys. Some pretty boys would fit in with the bishounen aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Well Lelouch wasn’t known for lipstick & Darth Vader prosthetics are kinda challenging since all the scars are on the top & back of the head so I just chose to wear the helmet"}
+{"text":"you have good proportions for clamp-tier anime men, it'd be cool if you got the helmet and cape for Lelouch, or the contacts. Makeup also goes further than just lipstick, even men can benefit from foundation, concealer, contouring, subtle eye makeup, especially girly clamp male characters. You have a good body, if you got better shots/had better backgrounds, I think you could do well. You should get a wig for Lelouch, though."}
+{"text":"Women expect male cosplayers to have the bodies of men and the faces of women. This is not something that is typical in nature and is more akin to an anime fantasy."}
+{"text":"I kind of have that (persian/white genetics but they actually came out okay) but I never keep myself skinny enough to do yaoi-bait cosplayers and wind up letting my five o'clock shadow grow"}
+{"text":"Asian men can attain that. Which proves anime is based off Japanese features and characteristics."}
+{"text":"May 15th - 17th, 2026. Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Do you have a cosplay picked out yet? Any particular events or panels you're hoping to catch? What part of the convention floor are you most drawn to? Are you traveling in from out of town or staying nearby? Will you be attending solo or with friends?"}
+{"text":"Nah its fine the board moves slow anyway, it gives us a place to discuss"}
+{"text":"This is also the last con left that will get so many posts, so far out....for whatever that's worth"}
+{"text":"Probably just the pedo gulls making it so they can infight like always. All the threads from Illinois just got like 80% of their posts purged."}
+{"text":"unironically the 2 retards who fight eachother in these threads made it to stir up drama. Theres really only like 5 of us who arent schizophrenic and post in these threads"}
+{"text":"Oddly neither of us made this thread. One of the gulls did and I know which one."}
+{"text":"just over a month away no thread Seriously what happened? I heard some BS happened last year but it wasn't bad enough to wipe discussion off the board was it? Just got my room filled and looking forward to it."}
+{"text":"What the hell were these brands and why were they there? It feels like they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for brands, I’m surprised ACDC rag wasn’t there seeing as they’d be in little Tokyo a week later. Even Venia is an outlier because their pieces are beautiful but I think local sweaty weebs wouldn’t drop $500 on a jacket at a convention."}
+{"text":"Damn, is /cgl/ truly dead if there has been only one ALA thread this year?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to post more during the con but the hotel wifi was blocked :("}
+{"text":"you mean 4chan blocked the wifi. theyre trying to censor us"}
+{"text":"everyone that isn't old is on d*scord"}
+{"text":"coords with depth for the chilly season"}
+{"text":"Is anyone going to this convention or is it actually dead?"}
+{"text":"jeez, what a humiliating advert"}
+{"text":"Late 20s cosplayer who was active pre pandemic and did fanservice cosplays Pre Pandemic, most cosplay girls(even the ero ones) where definitely nerds, hot girls who found an outlet and overall it felt more authentic 2025? I go to a con and the popular or attractive girls are either failed models, athletes, fitness addicts who are trying to make it big in the cosplay and anime world by being an influencer"}
+{"text":"fuck, i need to go to comiket someday. i really want to meet nonsummerjack and i’m guessing even though she was on a poster advertising a hostess bar in shinjuku, i’m pretty sure she is NOT on the menu"}
+{"text":"Might have something to do with the pandemic, and how mire normies had time with anime and other nerd-stuff Only explination I have"}
+{"text":"Normie girls figured out our nerd girl's game of farming us dork guys for attention and perhaps a living. There used to be a term: \"Convention hot\". Average dorky girls who were hot because they were cosplaying a sexy/beloved character at a convention of guys who knew they weren't prime cuts of meat themselves. Once upon a time, society was more balanced in 'looks-matching'. Average dork girls were courted by average dork guys and some future dorks were eventually spawned and raised in dork families and all was right in the world. Then the Fire Nation atta-- Jokes aside the more desirable humans realized there was virgin (literally) ground to explore and exploit. A socio-sexual niche to fill. Society (thanks social media) now promotes everyone chasing the absolute pinnacle of their desired sex and nowhere is sacred, every space is now a stage to try and rut. No reservations for the more vulnerable life. Dorks skitter desperately to avoid being stomped on by the giant paws of the 10s, their hopes of getting a date or enjoying their dork hobby shattered like the social ground beneath the feet of these heedless megafauna. I've noticed it in every space initially set up by society's less than top tier potential dates. Sooner or later the more attractive normies start infiltrating. Chad so he can farm easy attention and ONS' from the girls, and Stacys so they can farm male attention from all-too-eager guys, and maybe promote their pics/videos for hard cash, etc."}
+{"text":"This is what I mean, yes before u had sexy girls and fanservice, but it was mostly conventionally hot or girls who were into those games or animes Now it's girls who are legitimately former models, former college athletes, take all kinds of performance drugs at the gym"}
+{"text":"girls who are legitimately former models, former college athletes, take all kinds of performance drugs at the gym burgerfag so take with grain of salt re: other countries' cons, but most of these 'professional cosplay models' only really show up in person at the big industry cons (AX, ANYC) and maybeee the big party cons (katsu, holmat, etc). they're still very much an outlier at most mid-large anime cons. your average con will have lots of pretty girls glammed up in heavy makeup, yes, but not really the kind of normie models turned 'pro cosplayers' you're talking about. also, in the big industry cons' case, they're often hired to be there. it's essentially nerdy atmosphere modeling. these girls do it because the cons themselves are offering lucrative modeling opportunities...male con execs have decided this is what the richer simps want and thus are bankrolling models to \"enhance the experience.\" retarded, sure, and antithetical to the spirit of cons, but it's average corpo-con bullshit. they're appealing to the guys who choose to spend their strip club money on dorkshit for a weekend. best of both worlds i guess"}
+{"text":"larp thread again as the previous one is yet again in auto sage now 37,8% slower than ever previous thread"}
+{"text":"You seem very hostile. I don't think my LARP would accept you. We don't go for the kind of drama you seem to be about"}
+{"text":"You should get Kirk'd."}
+{"text":"It would be awesome to have someone play a late 13th century Templar knight who talks a big game about going to free the holy land, but is actually just the local financier using their tax exempt status to help the local merchants hide their money. Just difficult to fit in a fantasy setting."}
+{"text":"Oh, you 100% can in games with more social aspects, and it would be so cool. Essentially, you're a Mafia loan shark with a I'm veneer of respectability and the power of the church (either real, or just publicly perceived). No no no, these are not my knee breaking goons, these are just my humble pilgrims who wish to make sure that you return the order's generosity in a timely manner...\" But that doesn't fit the average chud's preconceived notions of \"cool\"."}
+{"text":"It would be awesome to have someone play a late 13th century Templar knight who talks a big game about going to free the holy land, but is actually just the local financier using their tax exempt status to help the local merchants hide their money. a Jewish Templar is actually a really cool concept."}
+{"text":"ramona closet cosplay lolzz"}
+{"text":"This outfit gives Jamie Hewlett early gorillaz tank girl vibes I like it"}
+{"text":"cosplaying as furniture?"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"woah when did angie cosplay ramona???"}
+{"text":"I've been watching quite a few tutorials and gonna try a full suit of foam soon, and it's always good to learn from people who got previous experiences. Any hints about working with foam? Especially when making breast plates, straight edges and modeling it up to 90º curves in armour"}
+{"text":"Make sure you buy a good quality high density foam, otherwise, working with it is a mess."}
+{"text":"Post those seagull feels. My cosplay friend is 23 but looks about 12. We like to tease her, saying that all of her fans are pedos. Well, we might stop now... Her Discord mod didn't show up to Dragoncon. Guess what he was arrested for? And my Etsy order from the UK cancelled. Previous:"}
+{"text":"A real man wouldn't care."}
+{"text":"Good point But a real man would also have his own flat/house, or at least family at this point"}
+{"text":"nah. be you. do your own thing."}
+{"text":"I finally have the money, time and guts to cosplay one of my favourite characters ever and do them some real justice, but I'm too old, and social media means everyone will roast me and upload it. Why didn't I cosplay younger characters when I was younger and suited them better. Feels bad, man."}
+{"text":"In my experience, if youre ugly, nobody will take your picture"}
+{"text":"Boobanon edition Last thread autoaged and image limit"}
+{"text":"Most of the dramu with her is literally a decade old by now desu. You'll be fine fapping to her, anon."}
+{"text":"if they just accept being subby Keep dreaming"}
+{"text":"Who is that She looks familiar?"}
+{"text":"mentioned in the other post, it's vkryp"}
+{"text":"Any jfash style"}
+{"text":"suzupoii thread"}
+{"text":"Shes the prettiest girl ever"}
+{"text":"Maid suzu is best suzu"}
+{"text":"she needs a trib"}
+{"text":"Imagine if she cosplayed as the Sophie Turner Lara Croft We would literally be so fucking back"}
+{"text":"I want to date suzu. She is so cute Is she aware of the huge amount of tribs to her pics?"}
+{"text":"Is cosplay dinergoth?"}
+{"text":"2 years I graduated in 2007, just in time to watch all my friends' life trajectories get annihilated in the 2008 crash when suddenly nobody anywhere was hiring. The current situation (starting with covid and continuing to accelerate to this day) has merely been a long-delayed second shoe dropping."}
+{"text":"Absolutely. Even a lot of the ones that become big deals have trashy roots."}
+{"text":"The most diner goth thing I can think of is Cosplaying as a nameless Ghoul from the band Ghost at ColossalCon Could probably add on more like what beer they've got in hand but I don't know enough on that subject to make an authoritative brand namedrop"}
+{"text":"Films/tv shows that are based on cosplay/con culture or at least reference it in some way. I felt that 2Kawaii4Comfort was (for better or worse) the most accurate description of going to a small con and having a bad time at it. It's a shame it ended on a cliffhanger."}
+{"text":"My Dress-up Darling Now that the manga is over, I can share my final thoughts on it. What I thought was going to be a bunch of fan service turned out to be a cute story that felt like a love letter to cosplay (that also just happened to have fan service). I felt like the story started to go up-and-down in quality after the infamous love hotel scene with new characters that I liked, but didn't really love. I also say that I think the ended felt weirdly rushed. [ENDING SPOILERS] **[spoiler]The ending where Gojo confessed randomly at her house did feel a little rushed, but at the same time it felt real to how and actual confusion by a socially awkward teen would go. Often manga go crazy with moments like that, but that moment felt like an actually guy struggling with his emotions and being real about them. [/spoiler]**"}
+{"text":"I talked to a dude at AXC about this. I think his name was \"Dave\" or \"Luke\" or some gay shit like that. It's a bit lame that it's being animated but what can you do. I think SBN3 will be involved somehow"}
+{"text":"Kings of Con"}
+{"text":"Kings of Con I'm 1 episode into this and I'm hooked. I managed to find it streaming for free on Plex."}
+{"text":"I just saw the latest announcement from 2Kawaii4Comfort. GTA 6 is set to release on November 19, 2026, so I guess we can expect more to drop anytime before that date."}
+{"text":"Anyone here going? I'm a local so I'm definitely going but national harbor is a 50 minute drive or a 2 hour train ride for me. Not sure what I wanna do. I heard parking is too expensive and that most if not all hotels and airbnb's are sold out"}
+{"text":"i love a good ntr story"}
+{"text":"it was probably me that took anon's gf. Sorry, anon, I couldn't help it. You know what they say. Once you go black, you never go back."}
+{"text":"gz on qt black gf anon!"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between some trap crossplaying, and every other troon you see just being some fat dude with zero makeup growing out their norwood 4 hairline wearing a skirt and leggings (that don't hide their unshaven leg hair at all)."}
+{"text":"tfw normies don't know Man-Faye"}
+{"text":"What's the worst con you've been to? Bonus points for dead ones."}
+{"text":"in Detroit You probably could have stopped there."}
+{"text":"CreepIE con I guess. Probably not the worst con but it was basically just a vendor hall and autograph signings. They had a \"haunted house\" which was just a cubicle maze with the lights off and 2 hooded people jumping out at you. The arcade had really old cabinets like Dig dug and Pac Man with broken or sticky controls. The chili dog I got from the food truck was runny and undercooked. I ducked out and had more fun at the nearby mall. At least people were cosplaying as horror characters though."}
+{"text":"When it's 2 PM on Saturday The floor's empty Everybody crammed inside the ONE and only event that's getting any attention Not the sign of a worst-ever con but definitely no better than C-tier"}
+{"text":"play some vidya when a con can't even provide this experience in big 2026, it's too boring to even post about."}
+{"text":"Anime Otapia"}
+{"text":"I'M GONNA GUM!"}
+{"text":"what an amazing body she has, with that sexy face, I also like the characters she choose"}
+{"text":"The only cosplayer who truly makes me act unwise"}
+{"text":"potato from miiacord?"}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"Jesus christ how disgusting. Legs look terrible with all that cellulite."}
+{"text":"That's not cellulite that's gaussian blur"}
+{"text":"Its fat. She's fat."}
+{"text":"Jesus she's so fine"}
+{"text":"They said the same thing about halloween. To me it sounded like, \"not scaring people\" but I've seen dude in an eggplant costume on the trains before."}
+{"text":"women know, I don't expect a moid to understand"}
+{"text":"kek, only place for it desu are people really like you irl"}
+{"text":"I don't live in Japan but why are these threads hit with absolute seething?"}
+{"text":"it's because to many it's the 'mecca' of cosplay and validation that you made it. There are so many people I met at cons and cgl meetups who are going to Japan soon(tm) just one more year and we got it, just one a few more klarna payments for my flight to AX! Comiket and Japan in general here is a sore reminder that people here are stuck at home or stuck in debt so of course you'll get the worst of cgl since you're poking the bear. Also most people like in this photo could not understand the basic sign in the picture, get lost, and confused, and then realize that line con in the USA is potato chips to what comiket has."}
+{"text":"Any good Latex / Vinil / Tight and shiny cosplays?"}
+{"text":"Like how many cosplayers have that combination of costumes, specially from that manufacturer? There might be some truth on some earlier comments that she's with some eccentric rich person."}
+{"text":"I don't think they're the same costumes, similar? Y, but same? maybe not"}
+{"text":"One Russian latex site was run by a couple, she was a model and a lawyer and he was the photographer and a banker. They had a lot of money to spend on top of the line latex. So yes, people are able and willing to spend a lot of money on latex."}
+{"text":"Fucking love octokuro her porn is great"}
+{"text":"That's definitely her from what I see, those shoulder outlines also look too similar and as the guy said earlier, having that those HQ and Asuka costumes in the closet is too close to be a coincidence. Lots of russian cosplayers that are still democratic but are stuck in the homeland do porn to make ends meet, so that isn't surprising."}
+{"text":"Fourteen people were arrested and 10 victims were rescued in a human sex trafficking sting at San Diego Comic-Con Convention. The San Diego Human Trafficking Task Force conducted a three-day operation ahead of the weekend bust, California Attorney General Rob Bonta said in a news release on Tuesday, adding that among those rescued was a 16-year-old girl. Law enforcement officers went undercover as sex buyers to identify and arrest traffickers, as well as find potential victims, according to the attorney general's officers. Undercover police also posted ads seeking sex as part of the operation."}
+{"text":"every female cosplayer is a prostitute"}
+{"text":"so some police officers were caught soliciting sex and they arrested some innocent bystanders to cover it up?"}
+{"text":"They tried to traffic me at a con in 2019. I was drugged, and sexually and physically assaulted. Fortunately, I'm was too much of a contrarian to get out of the venue so they beat me up and propped me in a corner. I still go to cons and party by myself. They should have killed me."}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"Women will complain about men like they're the worst thing in the world while hanging out with their \"best friend\", another woman, who is in fact the most toxic destructive presence in her life outside of herself."}
+{"text":"A thread for telling stories about anything and nothing - funny, roommate horror, party shenanigans, creeps, things you wished you didn't see, etc. Be me Walking around con floor with friend I just met the day before He is fairly high at this point in time Tells me he wants to try and find some bitches to bring back to the hotel room I'm down, decide to try to be a wingman to him at the very least He is cosplaying as Loid Forger See thicc qt3.14 Yor cosplayer Approach.wav \"That's a really sweet Yor cosplay, my friend here has been trying to find a Yor cosplayer for a photo\" She sees him behind me They start talking To my surprise, he has some fair rizz A second Yor cosplayer approaches, she seems to know the other one Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"After reading the entire thread I noticed how many of the stories involved alcohol or weed. I'm a straight edge who's never had weed and only drinks at home. Am I missing out?"}
+{"text":"Drinking at cons later in the night definitely has definitely the experience for me, not to mention so many other people are drinking at that point."}
+{"text":"definitely has enhanced*"}
+{"text":"Drinking improves an already good time. Don't use it to try to improve a bad one. straight edge drinks at home That isn't the straightest edge I've heard of but okay"}
+{"text":"are omori cosplayers common at cons? I would really like to see a basil at some point but idk of there are any that are actually cute boys and not obese 16 year old lesbians"}
+{"text":"Thread for posting your cosplays, or asking advice on cosplaying. Stop making singular threads for your cosplays, newfags, this isnt reddit"}
+{"text":"Well they must exist SOMEWHERE"}
+{"text":"I dunno if you can sew but assuming it's the color combo that's the issue this would be very easy to diy by buying one with black sleeves/neckline and just replacing the torso part with yellow, using the pieces from the original shirt as your pattern."}
+{"text":"Honestly thats a option if I could get the right kinda yellow That one is wrong wrong, the fucking sleeves are 3/4. The problem is misaki has bizarro full long sleeve ones Long sleeve raglan are rare as hell for whatever reason rn. Of current options go to shit I'll fucking get patterns and DIY the shit out of spite At least a denim mini is easy as hell. Getting the puzzle top would need custom printjob however I think"}
+{"text":"Total noob at sewing here. I decided on a certain cosplay and want to ask a pro for help and sewing patterns. But do people even need those once they are proficient? Maybe it's all eyeballing and it's a dumb thing to ask. And maybe even shameless to ask since I basically want to copy her work"}
+{"text":"Bald-caps for cosplay? Anything I should take into consideration? Which are good ones? What should I avoid, when I want to buy one?"}
+{"text":"Note this thread is for the kind of self improvement Jiraimaxxing like tips and tutorials on makeup, hair and coord styling etc, not the loser social media bully kind of Jiraimaxxing. Post all of your tips or ask questions on how to improve your look."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have inspo pics of jirai girls with tiaras? There was some Japanese girls using them at one point but now I can't find any"}
+{"text":"because the previous thread is long dead"}
+{"text":"Best Taobao shopping service to the USA? I've been out of the loop for a few years since the last time I used one."}
+{"text":"Yeah, pretty much. Too many retarded e-girls got into a watered down Menhara and a lot of Japanese Menhara wearers switched to Jirai. Another loss to the worst thing to happen to J-fashion."}
+{"text":"A lot of it now is very simplistic basic designs and not even with holofoil or anything. Meanwhile, anything that Kuua or Ezaki put out is perpetually sold out. Everything else only comes in blue and white. Arguably, almost no Western people are making menhera-style art anymore. Some of the clowncore stuff has similar themes but not often. Right now it's the season for decora if you're not into jirai or lolita. Gyaru also has a slight comeback although everyone is now a stripper, a porn star, or a stay-at-home mom."}
+{"text":"But I feel generous. You can search tenshi kaiwai and mizuiro & notice most everything is menhera or strongly reminisces down to a lot of vent art. You'll also notice it's more extreme and there's a lot of use of actual bandages, masks, eye patches, the inclusion of cat ears... and a whole lot more. Bondage straps are on a lot of outfits as well as the use of cords and headphones that it looks very medical. Also, if you say, \"But I am not into blue and white.\" Then you are screwed. Yummy! still occasionally releases a sexy nurse girl and a lot of Japanese brands including Predator Rat still occasionally release similar clothing. Kuua and Ezaki are always out of stock. Everyone else is doing an ethereal celestial thing. Most Western artists aren't and the market is flooded with AI art or I think what the other is referring to as 'retarded e-girls'. Just very simplistic motifs kind of emoji style."}
+{"text":"thanks for this rundown"}
+{"text":"Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery for cosplay? If you did, were the results favorable?"}
+{"text":"just hit the gym and eat in moderation"}
+{"text":"Nothing, you idiot."}
+{"text":"Post tits"}
+{"text":"Can't you wear fake plastic b-bs? Without implanting them. Nikke cosplayers just wear fake ones."}
+{"text":"t. petra"}
+{"text":"Texas thread died about a week ago or so... RIP, not OP of the previous Texas thread but the anon that had revived it briefly in October. Meant to revive it again this month in-time for it to reach 1-year-plus status, but had totally slipped my mind and was already too late by the time I had noticed... oh well, let's try this 1-year challenge all over again, shall we? UPCOMING NOTABLE EVENTS (for the next six months): Anime Frontier - Dec 12-14 Ecchi Expo - Dec 12-14 Ikkicon - Jan 9-11 Ushicon / Komoricon - Feb 6-8 (both in Austin, Komoricon happening on Feb 7 only) AnimeVerse Houston - Feb 13-15 WeebCon - Apr 3-5 Anime Dallas - Apr 17-19 Otaku Odyssey - May 8-10 Riverwalk Anime - May 23-24 A-Kon - Press X to Doubt (World Cup will be in town during Jun-Jul) Discuss topics about Texas cons here, including ones that have have happened recently such as Anime Impulse Dallas."}
+{"text":"They just cancelled all their events except ecchi expo, which is probably it's last year and they're folding afterwards"}
+{"text":"Dang, gonna miss Cottonwood Faire. Ain't a whole lot that happens up here."}
+{"text":"Anon, I have great news."}
+{"text":"im gonna miss ecchi expo i want texas to reform and opening up more lewd cons"}
+{"text":"Josh is proving that he's a giant bag of shit like he has been the entire time. What a massive fuck head he's been. He decided to rip off the wrong people. It's well-deserved for what happened to Fandom Events. He might have kicked off the idea that lewd cons make money, but then he runs it to the ground."}
+{"text":"Xd"}
+{"text":"don't"}
+{"text":"Nice CSS in this thread."}
+{"text":"what does CSS mean?"}
+{"text":"Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a style sheet language used for specifying the presentation and styling of a document written in a markup language, such as HTML"}
+{"text":"Do you agree with this popular cosplay girl's opinions on male cosplays?"}
+{"text":"Thank u :)"}
+{"text":"life is unfair"}
+{"text":"Dead thread"}
+{"text":"10956935 10957743 10962891 10964943 10967090 The lone incel bumper marches on"}
+{"text":"Is it normal for people to ask for pictures and immediately leave after? Or is this another Switzerland specialty where everybody hates socializing? OR is it because I'm male? How do you even make friends at a con? I went to a convention as Chainsaw Man last October and while over 20 people asked me for a pic, nobody actually stuck around or even made an attempt at small talk. I was hoping to meet people. There's another convention coming up next month and I'm not sure if I wanna go get photographed and go back home all alone with no new contacts or friends again."}
+{"text":"lol ever met Melonpan?"}
+{"text":"Melonpan Who is that?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"be me dressed up with a friend on my way to a meet (actually kinda late) walking inna hall guy wants photos. he takes photos wants more photos takes more photos says his camera settings are wrong takes more photos wants us to do different poses starts trying to have a discussion about random shit I'm sorry dude but we gotta go. I love getting photos taken of my by strangers at cons while im walking to/from something, but usually its like 30 seconds."}
+{"text":"walk up to someone in a crowded, noisy environment don't look them in the eyes mumble something seethe that they ignored you"}
+{"text":"mfw realizing cosplay is only worth it if you're attractive"}
+{"text":"not if you are ringwraith no face required just black mask but shit view"}
+{"text":"okay so give some advice to a fat ugly white dude who wants to cosplay, try not to sub to emiru in the meantime, she'll survive without for a second."}
+{"text":"wear cosplays that cover your face/eyes + lose weight. It isn't rocket science"}
+{"text":"Or just do \"funny\" cosplays. Everyone loves the fat guy who does peter griffin every year. Nobody likes the fat guy who tries to do some \"hot\" cosplay."}
+{"text":"Webm thread"}
+{"text":"I wonder where she got the suit from? Cause I wanna cosplay her personally, all I need is the suit"}
+{"text":"how will you hide your penis?"}
+{"text":"She's actually crazy fit"}
+{"text":"What cons did you attend? Which were the best ones? Which one was the worst? who did you meet? what cosplays ended up being flashes in the pan, etc. whatever stood out in 2025, post it here"}
+{"text":"waifucon i was also there, they did pretty good for a first year tinycon even though programming outside of the main events was a shitshow seconding the fat black asses, that was nice"}
+{"text":"Were you cosplaying or just plainclothes?"}
+{"text":"Man, I've tried writing out a year in review like 3 times now but always stop myself short cuz of how lowkey and uneventful it was. Nothing terribly wrong or terribly right. Of course I've said this more than once before and then reassessed, with a better opinion"}
+{"text":"plain in the afternoon, cosplay at night. i hit up birmingham for bar crawls because it was also halloween weekend and that was a good time"}
+{"text":"...Actually what am I saying? 2025 was the first year I pulled off four in a row AND my first international one. That counts for a lot even if they weren't the most exciting"}
+{"text":"It feels pointless going to cons alone. I just went to Otakuthon yesterday and I saw tons of people, I went to panels, I had tons of nice conversations, interactions and pictures, but it hurts knowing I'll probably never see any of these people again. The only real long interaction I had was with a guy playing Go with me and some other people, but beyond that, it never moved outside of small talk and compliments. I'm still happy that I probably talked to over a 100 strangers in one day, something most people who are lonely fail to do, but being alone in a crowd truly hurts."}
+{"text":"I've been going to cons for over 20 years. I've met hundreds of people, hooked up with plenty of people, and even met my wife through cons. I have met a lot of great people with some being lifetime friendships. I got over my crippling social anxiety by talking to them. If the small talk didn't seem like anything then I moved on. I would read the room seeing if they want to get drinks or hangout. I didn't creep. I was honest about my weirdness as it drew people in. If you want friends or a relationship you have to work for it. They aren't going to know ya in a 5 minute chat. You got to extend to see if they want to go beyond being at the con. It might be awkward but fuck that if you don't try."}
+{"text":"we need more"}
+{"text":"Joke around with staff One time the event organiser asked to get a photo of me arresting one of his workers"}
+{"text":"I was depressed a lot of the con, my mental was not good. A lot of the time I wanted to break down and cry. A few events made me happy. I had a lot of fun doing some dtuff but my mental was not in a good place this con. I was constantly worrying."}
+{"text":"What did (You) mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Otakon is a million years away, but I finally got a Marriott Marquis room, any tips for having maximum fun while there? I only experienced it during the day, is the night scene any different? Is it acceptable to switch to a different cosplays at night?"}
+{"text":"T???"}
+{"text":"No more early bird registration. Now you have to pay $90 for pre-reg or $110 at the door for 2026."}
+{"text":"This sucks but I guess we have no choice"}
+{"text":"any tips for having maximum fun while there? Get drunk in the lobby. Also every single hotel in the area has their own restaurant/bar. They all have different vibes. Its worthwhile going to a different one for every meal. Also the car show thing they have is kinda neat. But overall the convention center is fucking massive and sprawling. Get ready to be walking a LOT if you actually want to \"do the con\"."}
+{"text":"CCE is fucking amazing if you like waterparks and parties at all."}
+{"text":"hey /cgl/ this me cosplaying as my cat rupert, who is on my shoulder for reference. Does anyone else here cosplay as their pet, or have tips on how to cosplay more like a cat without looking like a furry?"}
+{"text":"Roop"}
+{"text":"imagine being jealous of a cat"}
+{"text":"Dubs don't lie Faggot"}
+{"text":"01/13/23 was this thread really so important it had to be bumped for 3 years?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Not even a full year this time for a new gen! New cons on the block, more venue swapping, even more dates overlapping. Oh my! Alternate title: Okaerinasai Edition Previous thread: SSA+S Toracon - February 1 - Sarasota MegaCon (ew) - February 6-9 - Orlando Animate! Miami - February 14-16 - Miami Pensacon - February 14-16 - Pensacola BeyondComicCon (lol) - February 15 - North Miami Beach StingrayCon - March 1 - Jacksonville ACEcon - March 8-9 - Palm Harbor My-Con Spring - April 19 - Orlando Anime in the Park - April 26 - Groveland Mizucon - May 23-25 - Miami Charlie's Anime Con (lolwot) - May 25 - Fort Myers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what about the con happening at mar a lago"}
+{"text":"This year for me is going to be very interesting....... besides Brick City Anime Fest I have nothing planned till AFO, gives me time to save up and plan out my details but its gonna be barren for me for about 6 months, also another thing I want to mention is that I love Otakufest (pls MACC again!!!!) but I hate that they wait so long to give dates of the event, Im in a situation where that I need heads up before a con in order to make it.But yeah hope to see my fellow seaguls again!"}
+{"text":"Goycon? IWAIsrael? USS Liberty Comic Con? Donny Trump X Bibi Netanyahu Yaoi panels."}
+{"text":"Made me look / 10"}
+{"text":"To my friend Charlie Kirk, rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Florida."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Instead or recapping a 2 year long slow thread, allow me to recap 2 years of Dutch conventions and they're current state: Animecon lost half their visitors, is slowly falling to irrelevancy and going through severe financial problems (again) Tomo started to ficus more on the fairs, is now rebranding to Japanfest and already went on a \"ruined reputation\" speed run Viencon has grown a lot, learned drugs are bad m'okay, and it wont be long until they can rent out the entire Center Parcs location Abunai! is somehow still standing tall and winning by not doing anything Nishicon is a decline, had maybe 50 visitors this year and pulled the plug Ibaricon came onto the scene but proven itself problematic to work with Elfia is no longer welcome at Castle De Haar Castlefest remained comfy to this very day Heroes Dutch Comic Con and Made In Asia are going stronger than ever Comic Con Holland came onto the scene and is growing fast despite some backlash Aniway, a Dutch anime magazine, ended their run after 24 years. Nintendo is tired of there being 9001 Poké-cons using their IP and took action Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Haven't been for a few hundred years, no"}
+{"text":"Who here is going to DCC? The format and target audience looks pretty horrible but I hope it will be fun anyway. Not like I have anything else to look forward to in winter. It's going to be cold and I'm in a hawaiian shirt which will be uhh an experience"}
+{"text":"There are two small cosplay events on 7th of February: CosplaymeetXL and Artsy & Crafty Market. I'm bored and there are barely any events during winter. Are any of these worth it and which one is the better one?"}
+{"text":"You forgot about the turbo autism meet prikkelarme cosplay con arnhem and FantasyXpo. I had a dream about Animecon being great again so returned to this thread to whine about it."}
+{"text":"prikkelarme cosplay con Finally, a con for the entitled crowd that keeps crying they need a room after they've lost the Abunai room wars!"}
+{"text":"Marin (and variations) and Yor were the obvious FOTM cosplays for last con season. What are your predictions for this year? My predictions: Yor spillover from last year a fuckton of Kobeni and Makima Mitsuri from Demon Slayer (her arc comes out in spring) Vash Stampede for guys"}
+{"text":"symboli rudolf my beloved"}
+{"text":"Unironically genshin All the outfits, male and female, have tons of details and accessories. It's easy to do low-effort genshin, but high-effort genshin looks noticeably amazing."}
+{"text":"i've barely seen any cosplayers for that in the past year. Before that it seemed like there was far more."}
+{"text":"\"Lol\""}
+{"text":"I've underestimated how short-lived the hype of these indie horror games can be. They may only be just long enough for some only fans cosplay shoots the first month after release."}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"Is there a guide to turn cellophane into miku hair?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"be me con this weekend feel I am tool old (29) and need to hang up the costume get invited to con, birthday sucked so say might as well we all do some basic leftover cosplay nothing big meet my /v/ros and /g/eeks all about the same age outside one guy we will call Steve steve is 36 became a /fit/ faggot not really buff doesn't even have a six pack and really isn't like what you see on /fit/ but w/e faggot does crossplay(love live, miku, etc) for memes he's not even 6ft like the rest of us 36 year old faggot somehow getting more attention than anyone despite being way older than us and barely fit like has good arms I guess day 0, friday, saturday drunk and bonucing between room parties like he's a college frat person like a fag no one is even asking his age even see some girls flirting with him who are probably like 24 meanwhile our group is basically ignored(we were doing old cartoon network stuff and my friend was doing a TACO meme) even when people sobered up people were like \"Oh hey steve!\" What the fuck gives? I'm sobering up at the airport right now and looking back this just makes me more pissed off I stopped doing cons because everyone was saying \"25 is too old for cosplay\" and covid kinda solidified that. I don't get how he wasn't seen as a creep or divorced dad. Are women and zoomers actually this fucking stupid? Why should some faggot who is 36 get more attention than people who aren't giant faggot shitposters. He's too old right?"}
+{"text":"OP is implying the exact opposite desu Start falling for depressed retards wanting to make you depressed like me"}
+{"text":"you can cosplay at any age. OP is an insecure retard"}
+{"text":"isn't there a popular anime made recently that explicit refuted this \"too old to enjoy cosplay\" stuff?"}
+{"text":"I saw a really good Count Dooku Cosplay at MAG from a man roughly in his early to mid 40s, taking full advantage of his grey hair to mirror Christopher Lee. In think the \"Too old to Cosplay\" people think in terms of characters far younger than them and imagine it would be silly to try and do that."}
+{"text":"I am 36. We need to get Bryan Johnson into cosplay lol. Not but really. If you are trying to BE the character (same age and looks) then enjoy it. If you are trying to be the life of the party, ironic, and just trying to have a fun time, then who gives a fuck about age. Also if you are attractive, people will fuck you and age will be ignored. If you are so old that youth and attractiveness are no longer with you, then who gives a fuck about that too. You are just cosplaying to have fun. At the end of the day its a serious thing for some, a joke for others, and a place of acceptance for everyone."}
+{"text":"Discussion and analysis of CAP & SNK cosplayers. Post cosplayers names if you know them. Also Event & Year of pic."}
+{"text":"RIP lil man"}
+{"text":"Absolute legend"}
+{"text":"oh my"}
+{"text":"Any gals here?"}
+{"text":"Hate women rights love gyarus Men are so stupid"}
+{"text":"love a an alt style, which means left based style.. hate woman rights??.. right hate liberals... okai hate niggers while ur the nigger itself... mhh..."}
+{"text":"By all means, please recommend some bars. I’m aiming to visit again this year."}
+{"text":"this is what cultural appropriation looks like"}
+{"text":"Hub"}
+{"text":"Literally every cosplay nowadays is just \"X but slutty\" Every \"cosplayer\" now is just some bimbo looking for an excuse to show her body for some quick bucks."}
+{"text":"very few of the cosplayers I know are even on onlyfans or whatever alternative Most cosplayers still are doing it the old fashioned way. Working regular jobs."}
+{"text":"Is it okay if I don’t have any form of social media and make no money from it I just like wearing slutty outfits for the love of the game, makes me feel hot"}
+{"text":"women don't exist (especially not on this website) so why would they be on /cgl/?"}
+{"text":"they are women here but but not sexy cosplayers mainly lolitas"}
+{"text":"What are your rare, unconventional or unpopular opinions in lolita fashion? I don’t like when girls wear gold tea parties in coords that have no gold in them, I see this particularly in sweet lolita and it gives off the same vibe as when itas wear white blouses with dresses that have no white in them, it just ruins the coord. Pic unrelated."}
+{"text":"My unpopular opinions: - Lolitas lose any sense of critical thinking and rationality when it comes to accusations made in the community. Especially when the person being accused is AMAB. Hate them for being cringe/ugly, whatever. I’m don’t even mind if you don’t believe they’re women. But manufacturing pedophilia and sexual harassment accusations without any evidence is beyond any level of acceptability - I HATE costume Lolita. What I’m talking about is Lolita coords that are so hyperspecific and impractical that they resemble cosplay or looking like a character trope more than a fashion. It could be taobao stuff with their gacha game design inspo, but Japanese brands do this shit too when they release stupid print concepts (looking at that cheese and wine one) or things like pirate lolita, overt military, and Marie Antoinette styles - I blame 2010s sweet lolitas entirely for the decline of Lolita. You all turned a fashion into a collector’s hobby with your prints. Styling became less of playing with colors and textures and more of collecting things from the same print motifs. - Ero Lolita isn’t a substyle. IT’S GOTHIC LOLITA THATS MORE CONNECTED TO THAT ASPECT OF GOTH CULTURE - Casual coords with no jewelry and even no hair accessories are actually really cute - Taobao classic is a different school from VM/MM/IW classic, and that is a pretty cool innovation."}
+{"text":"\"Brand is too expensive. Its not affordable. Why can't I buy from amazon?\" -Proceeds to spend the same amount of money on a shit tier quality taobao/ amazon haul-"}
+{"text":"Why is it always Brazilians complaining about the prices like it's somehow our fault that their currency is shit? Save up like the rest of us"}
+{"text":"There are Brazilian lolitas?"}
+{"text":"There are. But for every actual Brazilian Lolita there are 50 bitching about the cost of a coord. It's like this with one of my favourite makeup brands too. it's either booho so expensive or boohoo no physical stores. And it's either Brazilian, Indian or philipino"}
+{"text":"Are genshin cosplays dead at conventions? Does anyone care about genshin cosplays these days or is it dead like attack on titan cosplays? I feel like genshin cosplays, well actually specifically hoyo cosplays dont get any recognition or attention at conventions anymore."}
+{"text":"why isn't this gambling game popular anymore? other slot machines like Honkai star rail and ZZZ and other shit subhumans play opened up"}
+{"text":"update from samefag: absolutely not lmao we have a genshin impact themed con where I live. It's once a year."}
+{"text":"As long as aliexpress lives, hoyoshit and 2Bs will always be there."}
+{"text":"rosaria was always my favorite..."}
+{"text":"share images of your favourite maid cosplays, whether it be the cutest girls or the most fashionable and intricate designs."}
+{"text":"Something that can fit a 6'0 165lb male body well lelz"}
+{"text":"lose a bit of weight first I'm 5'11 128. you'll need the small waist"}
+{"text":"Yeah let me cut like 40lb of muscle mass off somehow so my legs and arms are nothing but bone again I got maybe 20lb of fat total and half of that is in the right places"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"ummm whats wrong with cosplaying a character from a series you haven't watched? Unironically how do you respond without sounding mad?"}
+{"text":"lose weight"}
+{"text":"And you'll look like shit while doing it (literally), just as I said from the very beginning. All while indirectly replying like a passive aggressive bitch, because you and your ilk have never been able to contend with anything in life candidly, honestly, or directly. m-m-muh 4channers Posting in the same thread, same time, same board, same website, btw :))"}
+{"text":"Skinnier than you. Go ahead and post arm with timestamp, I'll do it right after. If I don't then you may obviously take it as my concession."}
+{"text":"just for you"}
+{"text":"Just wanted to share the cosplays I completed last year"}
+{"text":"sissy"}
+{"text":"okeeey"}
+{"text":"Now how do we feel about her friend Otter Same boat as her?"}
+{"text":"i have intense schizo fantasies about this woman and her sexy lipstick u_u"}
+{"text":"Has anyone met her in person? How is she compared to her pics?"}
+{"text":"What do you guys think about AI and Cosplay (and to a lesser extent Lolita)? Its very easy now to manipulate images to get cosplayers to do all sorts of lewd things and many cosplayers are complaining. Though some others are leaning onto it with the \"grok put me in x\" trend. Some cynics would say it's thots complaining about people generating sexy content of them for free instead of paying. But remember this affects all cosplayers not just e-girls. Can anything be done? Do we need new laws?"}
+{"text":"Tattoos Barferonis trash"}
+{"text":"why did they put the fat slug from star wars in a mega milk shirt mash-ups are so played out"}
+{"text":"is that a man?"}
+{"text":"don't a.i me guys, id haaaaaate that"}
+{"text":"AI to recolor eyes and remove tattoos is one thing, but doing a whole cosplay in AI just isn't cosplay."}
+{"text":"going to AX this year for a bit, but I wanna improve my mamimi cos. Rn im in the process of redoing the wig, but the clothes kinda bother me. Ill post some pics of the jacket, thats mainly what I wanna improve. I wanna add her little jewel thingy but I dont know how I could make it and attach it, id have to make a little pocket and I cant really sew. (beginner kinda, I started cos in 2023) also with her sailor collar, I dont know what color to dye it. I have tan dye, but I cant make out what the hell the color is in the anime. I will also paint the black stripe red. pleaseplease give me advice since it looks a little cheap, ill be posting more photos to show it. Ill post many updates as well!! :)"}
+{"text":"u still here?"}
+{"text":"Anon, bumping some old thread is not going to convince this nona to all of a sudden drop everything and date you"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW"}
+{"text":"10964048 10966320 Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"10/10 would hold hands with."}
+{"text":"To counteract all the moids here and the overwhelming spamming of slutty girls, here's a thread dedicated to the cuties who cosplay. Emphasis on the \"cute\" part. Bodybuilders cosplaying just to show off their abs are just as bad as the girls who only do it for onlyfans."}
+{"text":"That guy has nice tits"}
+{"text":"Why there are so many zoomers who keep moralfaging now on 4chan? Keep your retarded he/they girls with zippertits and mutant clits to yourselves. YWNBAM. Anyway, here's a true and honest man who is cute and fit, Tigerwasalone. Eye candy as hell"}
+{"text":"He is doing male gaze poses"}
+{"text":"so what"}
+{"text":"I wanna try cosplay but I need help of what type of characters would suit me so I can have idea heheha"}
+{"text":"why buy something if you can't fucking Coord it just curious, do things like AP provide the full set of complements, or do lolitas have to fish like in 5 different sites to build a full coord?"}
+{"text":"we have to like fish in 5 different sites most of the time, ap nowadays is shit quality (Same with most lolita brands) exactly!!!!! like did you even think of how you would wear it before you would wear it or did you just see the new trendy tiktok print and got it to show it off, its boring and you can painfully tell when they've only got that piece and nothing else,"}
+{"text":"Depends on the release. Older AP releases came with all the bells and whistles from multiple jsk cuts to socks to a plethora of different accessories, and if you fit their blouses and shoes you can get a whole cooked just from them. But yeah nowadays you do have to get stuff from multiple shops if you want a full and good looking coord"}
+{"text":"YES oh my god if I see one more chocolita or old school glazed just BC it's oldschool I will scream."}
+{"text":"most newbie oldschoolers dont even know what oldschool is, they think its a substyle that consists of ONLY bxw/tartan coords that include a shitty taobao dupe of a baby dress or THOSE baby dresses everybody wears in oldschool (FUCK YOU BABYDOLL JSK AND LACE FRILL JSK UR UGLY. and the tartan pocket jsk whatever its called uoghhh im so sick of seeing people wear it) research is dead, god save lolita"}
+{"text":"Hii first time posting on this board but I’ve seen others show their cosplays on here so I wanted to show my best picture I have. It was taken professionally by a stranger on a convention last month"}
+{"text":"Your legs look too short. You have to move up the skirt."}
+{"text":"2 fat"}
+{"text":"Only asians manage to look right."}
+{"text":"You can see the AI working it's \"magic\" all over her frame in real time. It's like they don't even try to hide it anymore."}
+{"text":"That's a real Katana!!! You can't cosplay with that."}
+{"text":"You need to learn how to vibe and talk to people at conventions. If you're underage that's one thing. If you're old enough you should budget for a hotel room so you can party and party with strangers and make new friends. The best part about conventions is meeting people and subsequently running into them at other cons in other years and it's all so fucking beautiful. It's the only time you don't have to suppress your powerlevel because guess what? They know all the dumb memes you do and have a lot of overlap in interests and other things you enjoy. You can ask someone why they're green and actually learn something about Startrek because they fucking love star trek so much they painted themselves green! SO WHEN I ASK THEM THEY ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO GUSH ABOUT THE SHIT THEY LOVE! I FUCKING LOVE NERD CONVENTION SHIT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"01/24/24(Wed)18:37:51 No.10900752 what the fuck"}
+{"text":"I got into conventions because my kid. Since she's shy, I have to be that bridge of communication so she can get photos or talk to ppl at booths. you're an absolute god king of a father god bless you. it would be super adorable if you did a matching cosplay."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the slow boards anon"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"gosh I hope I never run into you \"people\" at any of my cons"}
+{"text":"the year is 2017 everyone at the con is checking their streetpasses every 30 minutes we'll never get this back, and it hurts so much"}
+{"text":"LOL no, mid 2000's to early 2010's was the best time. It seemed like every Internet-adjacent subculture peaked around then in terms of mainstream appeal and general fun"}
+{"text":"how we must do X in order to fight against Y in the gaming industry I wouldn't mind a panel on \"how we must do LAN parties in order to fight faggotry in the gaming industry\". It'd be like a more entertaining J18 panel"}
+{"text":"guyes remember when old cancer was new cancer?? Good ole days :(((("}
+{"text":"Seems like they only get better every year imo"}
+{"text":"You can load the pictochat nintendo ds rom on your 3DS and it just works."}
+{"text":"Canonically-muscular Kanbaru cosplay"}
+{"text":"hika as Vampirella runner up, I'm not sure. Gonna go with scarlettdevil as Ishtar"}
+{"text":"My friend’s 2B. Be jerking off to them ever since."}
+{"text":"Can’t think of a #1, but I’m huge into Kalinka Fox’s Ellen Ripley shoot. She has a toy facehugger as a prop and implying that the facehugger has it’s way with her put it over the top for me."}
+{"text":"The Kill La Kill cosplayer that let me take pictures of her Nipslip at AX"}
+{"text":"Popular female cosplayers seems to of become more of dressing slutty for attention than putting together a well made costume for a hobby"}
+{"text":"Half the shit I started so women would think I'm cool and then I kept doing it and came to really enjoy it so who cares"}
+{"text":"Women dont have morals"}
+{"text":"Embarassing post"}
+{"text":"Nigri will always be the queen of slutty cosplay and coom"}
+{"text":"i will never sleep with her but i like her content and don’t pay for leaks. i like her and i laugh at the seethe she generates"}
+{"text":"Exactly what it says in the title, is it worth the fame, and money? What should I be warned about it?"}
+{"text":"There were tons of hot girls in cosplay back then, I knew quite a few myself. Most were just way more conservatively dressed, and Nigri just had way more mainstream appeal than most, she looked like a random generic porn blonde and wore costumes based on basic mainstream shit like Pokemon so she attracted a big audience from outside the cosplay scene. That's the opposite of things I heard from people who actually knew her. I knew one person who'd done a commission for her, and then JNig lied and said she'd made it herself, and I was also staffing AX in a relatively high placed behind the scenes role the year she was a headline guest and then just didn't bother showing up."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't it be? It's just another venue for humanity's oldest proffesion."}
+{"text":"How can I keep escorting and ero cosplaying different? Or does it become an open secret at cons?"}
+{"text":"Sad"}
+{"text":"meeting people is fucking awesome for the person supporting, would recommend considering if it meshes with your personality though. putting yourself out there has risks too, if you’re a quieter person that needs space you don’t need people who are slightly unhinged thinking you’re in some sort of relationship because they paid for a calendar one time and you were nice to them"}
+{"text":"How do you feel about China banning everything from Japan?"}
+{"text":"Simple China dont want japan influence of twinks and tramps in anime on their communist youth culture Transformers , Batman, Iron Man, ect are accepted within cultural oppression in China"}
+{"text":"i love china and japan so seeing this is like seeing two parents fighting"}
+{"text":"Fuck China"}
+{"text":"Korea hates Japan for copying its language and culture China hates Japan for war crimes and raping them I don't know what the rice balkans opinions are but I imagine they don't like nips either"}
+{"text":"i don’t give a fuck because i don’t care about china’s shitty gubbermint and don’t live there just more dickwaving north america south america they should get along like these two?"}
+{"text":"I'm a near-complete beginner to con culture and the \"scene\" due to zero exposure to it until recently and I have too many questions swimming around in my head that I need to ask. I've only been to a couple of small ones in my mostly-desolate area and I want to step up to traveling to bigger ones but I'm overwhelmed. Please bear with me. Do a majority of congoers cosplay? I know it's common, but is it seen as a faux pas to not cosplay? Likewise, is it seen as a faux pas to wear the same cosplay more than once in a multi-day event, or to not wear it some days? I've read a lot on this board about \"after hours\" events and parties that aren't scheduled by the con staff. Do you have to get invited to things like that, or how do people find out about them? Do cons that don't have a stated sub-demographic (ones that use terms like \"fandom\" or \"pop culture\" instead of specifically \"fantasy\" or \"otaku\" or something) tend to accept all demographics? Would you be looked at weird for going to something more \"western\" like SDCC in an anime cosplay, or would you expect to see a lot of them? Why do some huge cons like Colossal and Dragon seem to place such significance on getting a hotel room onsite as opposed to just being nearby? Surely not just traffic, right? What's a \"gull\"? How do you not get sick every time you go to one? How do you keep track of scheduling for multiple cons across multiple years? Do you get notified about them? When is \"con season\"? If you're partying, how do you deal with inevitable hangovers or crashes? And some more personal questions If you cosplay, what's normally your budget? Both in terms of time and money. How do you make friends at a con if you're not going with a group? How many cons do you go to yearly or on a recurring basis? There are a fuckton I want to see but I'm not sure if my expectations are unreasonable. Thank you for your time."}
+{"text":"eu 100% dont make metal swords. legal where i live, but yeah i get it I have noticed most propmakers tend to use 3D printing for stuff that they really shouldnt mind elaborating?"}
+{"text":"mind elaborating? I've seen people printing parts with very simple shapes, such as rods or plates, things they could have just cut Ehh, maybe the just didnt want to deal with stock"}
+{"text":"Any advice for a tranny whos thinking of doing fanservice cosplays at events?? -What should I be careful about at events? -Biggest 'do\" and \"don't do\" at events? -Specific advice for fanservice cosplayers?"}
+{"text":"there's like a 8 year old thread still up. Literally have fun gush about shit you love. Listen to autists prattle on about why they ship heterosexual men together and why they think it would work besides all the porn they drew of them. Literally just ask questions about peoples favorite thing and know you're in a safe space to sperg out about shit you love. Like it's really just that easy. download the guidebook app if you're a panel attender all these cons put the schedules on the app and you can set reminders for shit and have a map. stay hydrated and eat high protein meal or protein bars to synthesize alchohol to prevent hangovers vitamin B and !supposedly! before drinking powder mixes help I go to Otakon and Magfest every year they're basically big fun parties like Halloween."}
+{"text":"this is actually harder to pull logistically than it sounds because prudes in the con and non con goers in the hotels. Getting a corner room with large floor space and kitchenette for drinks and seats bringing all the equipment and shit. Actually turning the music up without some fuck wit 20 year old knocking on the door uhhh I have a panel about cross stitching at 7 am tomorrow and really need to get sleep we already have 3 might attends fucking stupid ass dad who went on vacation and didn't check if the hotel had any events going on hey I only have 3 days of vacation a year and spent 40 thousand dollars to see *insert shitty tourist attraction* with my wife's kids I'm gonna tell on you"}
+{"text":"need cosplay ideas for pic related shes 5'10"}
+{"text":"frankie my little pet"}
+{"text":"ur hot"}
+{"text":"frankie's mine, back off"}
+{"text":"Lucy Maclean"}
+{"text":"Yor from Spy X Family could be cute"}
+{"text":"Are people there nice? Are there any activities you would recommend? I was really hoping for karaoke since it's something I don't have in my home country"}
+{"text":"It's a relatively small con because it's run by a college anime club, but overall a good time. They had karaoke last time I went but that was years ago and I've moved out of the area since then."}
+{"text":"Are people there nice? they're alright I guess. pretty typical awkward, progressive, tumblr-y college kid types Are there any activities you would recommend? last year they had a \"guess that anime song\" panel that I thought was a lot of fun as well as one or two other I quite enjoyed but there were also some rather middling ones I was really hoping for karaoke they do have karaoke, although it's not exactly what I imagine would come to mind upon hearing \"karaoke\". last year I had the displeasure of performing a rather subpar rendition of Porter Robinson's \"Cheerleader\" in front of an audience of at least 150 people and a question for you if you don't mind, why Toracon in particular? It's not a bad con or anything but I'd figured someone visiting from outside the US would prefer to attend a much larger/more well-known con that's not in Upstate NY"}
+{"text":"What was your first cosplay? did a closet cosplay from a hotline miami mod maybe 26 people played most work I did was dyeing a stupid hat"}
+{"text":"I don't remember"}
+{"text":"10963862 AMAZING post, you absolute fucking faggot"}
+{"text":"why thank you, kind sir"}
+{"text":"Thanks! Got to take it for a spin during dragon con. Got some pretty sweet pictures of it."}
+{"text":"I started wearing a cowboy hat"}
+{"text":"I've only seen one thread on this in the past, but it's getting into the peak time of year soon so why not see if there's any interest. favorite designs/tailmakers (fin fun, mertailor, fin folk) fabric tails vs silicone the actual exercise component of swimming with a monofin I know there are mers on here and I'm trying to actually take the plunge and get a tail this year."}
+{"text":"happy mermay"}
+{"text":"What's going on here and how do I become that dude?"}
+{"text":"OK Ariel"}
+{"text":"never cosplayed before can't find this to buy how would I make this"}
+{"text":"Fuck it"}
+{"text":"serious questi9n, is piccolo a muslim?"}
+{"text":"Dark purple helmet then glue along the edge a clear half sphere, glue and or wrap the turban fabric"}
+{"text":"reviving bc the previous thread from a while ago got nuked what's everyone's thoughts on cosplay photography in 2024/the foreseeable future? it seems like the amount of bullshit we have to put up with as photographers in the cosplay scene only increases day by day and the cons outweigh the pros"}
+{"text":"And now she’s deleted the doc and filtered her comments kek. I hope she learns a real, hard lesson from this. Knowing her though, she won’t."}
+{"text":"mmm so make this brief to me, a guy that isnt really into cosplay and much of a tourist in this board. Hows the interaction between phtographer and cosplayer? like you simply took the photo and leave or do you share it with the cosplayer?"}
+{"text":"A good photographer will let the cosplayer know where to find it afterward. Bonus if they have business cards."}
+{"text":"why defamation? she isnt wrong"}
+{"text":"She was wrong, because she had no proof on everyone that was named. She was literally just running with gossip and looking to make clout off of it which does more harm than any good."}
+{"text":"What a wonderful card to read #5349! Its neat that youve been a match before, i enjoyed the socks and all the goodies you sent me. I wish you a fantastic holiday season."}
+{"text":"Still thinking about the previous year how I watched the thread for months but my match never posted even though I have super nice gifts even wrapped in themed wrapping paper and most items directly from their wishlist. I would curse her with a Netflix anime adaptation with her favourite franchise, but it has already received one."}
+{"text":"#3568 here! thank you so much #3879 for the extras and the card! i hope you had a nice holiday!"}
+{"text":"and thank you #7031 for the card as well! merry christmas, and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much #5349 for the card match! i appreciate that u added a gift even if it was just a card match, will definitely use the headband in the future. I think the dog design is so funny and it made me smile. The candy was tasty and a new thing to try, as well as the apple nail stickers- such a thoughtful touch that I can already imagine the fun designs I'll create with them! I hope your holiday season has been great. Thank you again."}
+{"text":"With Tiktok and Reddit cooking every newbie's ability to do the most basic of research on J-Fashion, what are your go-to ways of telling them to fuck off and do a simple Google search (Preferably without getting banned) or to simply avoid these questions in the first place? Personally I've started rigourously filtering comments for questions like \"where to buy\" and set my profile to 18+ because let's face it, most of the little rats who keep expecting us to coddle them are minors. Also what questions piss you off the most?"}
+{"text":"any along the lines of these: “Im (insert ethnicity/race that isnt Japanese or Asian) am I allowed to wear (insert J-fashion style)?” “Am I Asian fishing if I—” “I wanna wear (insert J-Fashion style) sooo bad, but I don’t wanna get bullied” “Where can I get lolita thats cheap and preferably not online?” “Is (obvious shady website that is notoriously known for being shady) a good website to buy from?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ppl who overthink about coording and ask questions like \"how can i wear (coord combo that has been done multiple times to a few times in magazines)??? it wont feel like lolita!!!!!\" it shows they dont really look at street snaps or actual references a good example is in blouseless coord discourse because they are not hard to pull off and people who tend to freak out just overthink it too much n overcomplicate lolita \"is this lolita???\" to the most non lolita coord you lay your eyes upon, she could be wearing a jirai kei coord and still try and pass it off as lolita, just because there is a skirt and socks does not mean it is lolita, there is more to it than that i think. \"where can i get (piece that has never been rereleased/old oldschool item/controversial) for cheap?\" maybe in your dreams, people need to lower their expectations this isnt a question persay but i see so many accounts repost lolita snaps and magazine related images, pieces ect, non lolitas and faceless pieceless lolitas alike and it frustrates me, they dont care about actually wearing it, they just want to repost and move on, they see cute girl cute fashion and get their dopamine hit , empty people."}
+{"text":"I wish there was a better lolita snark site/secrets spot than 4chan now that BTB has been gone for three years. I want places to be mean about itas and share secrets without threads constantly falling apart into trans discourse."}
+{"text":"I wish there was Lolita anime on general, not just anime with Lolita themes on the side"}
+{"text":"grow up whore"}
+{"text":"Just make a CGL general on kiwifarms baka. It's a fucking clamfest over there."}
+{"text":"without threads constantly falling apart into trans discourse. ??? but 4 chan is tranny central"}
+{"text":"you could watch a true crime documentary true crime is industrial grade gossip"}
+{"text":"Westerners will never look this good."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"we dont even see her face... atleast use good proof that \"westerners\" cant cosplay as anime characters even tho theres mutliplefucking debates on that forsaken subject of fucking niggers like u so w all the aura i have stfu"}
+{"text":"nice b8 but I once saw a white woman cosplaying as Ran and her little daughter was with her dressed as Chen and I think I melted into a puddle on the spot And my sister cosplayed as Nazrin that con and an actual Japanese person went \"NAZRIN!\" and was thrilled and took a picture so tl;dr fuck yourself lol"}
+{"text":"weeb has opinions No one. Cares. Those japs in your pics look like a bunch of half-aborted Ayys."}
+{"text":"swear it’s the whitest people you know talking about some “only asians can cosplay” most (anime) characters are based off multi ethnicities"}
+{"text":"tfw you will never see a haven trooper or Quiet cosplay God-damned be Demon slayer and those trendy stuff, I want to see big tactical butts and awesome costumes."}
+{"text":"KH has slowly been creeping its way back in these days. Not so much Organization XIII but still"}
+{"text":"I do a legit Big Boss cosplay with custom dyed BDU's and real Vietnam-era surplus gear but no one gives a shit cause I'm a guy"}
+{"text":"If it works that would be the kewlest. You'd definitely win a cosplay contest"}
+{"text":"Aisha Clan Clan"}
+{"text":"why do cosplayers only cosplay attractive characters? is it because of vanity?"}
+{"text":"99.99.99% of anime characters are attractive. Both male and female. The actual question here is why are men so fucking stupid."}
+{"text":"I usually cosplay characters i find attractive, but i've also cosplayed Shingo from Initial-d (complete with taped-on steering wheel) and MoxieMan."}
+{"text":"People that cosplay her try to look cute cosplaying a problematic girl, like, tomoko beeing ugly is the main point of all"}
+{"text":"it is indeed of vanity, ppl like being recognized easily by cosplaying character known as hot and attracitve in their own anime or fandom"}
+{"text":"you just posted an attractive character what did you mean by this"}
+{"text":"This is for the older con goers. How does it feel to go to cons? Do you feel out of place? What is the average age at cons do you feel, and when do you feel like you've aged out of the con scene? I'm early 30s myself and I'm starting to notice the age difference, and have been interacting with people a lot less at cons"}
+{"text":"There was that old guy doing BarbenHeimer at Katsucon a few years ago. Maybe one day i'll be cool enough to be that guy. Probably not."}
+{"text":"I think you're a pedophile"}
+{"text":"NTA Impossible, zoomers don't socialize IRL thus it is nearly impossible there will be underage b& at the con. This is an irrefutable fact."}
+{"text":"A post that hits close to home! And a problem I was not able to think though untill just recently coming back from Holiday Matsuri. So much so, I declared that I was sure this was the last con I was going too, that I had grown out of it. The space was way too crowded with Netflix warriors, they are all the same con just in different places ect. But luckily I had an amazing time, and it changed my perspective on alot. I'm 29 and have been con going since I was 14. I've met aton of people at cons and I've met up with people from MMO's and other online shit at cons. Made and lost friends. But good memories all things considered. And to just out right answer your question, too old is when you are dead imo. Enjoy yourself always, if you're struggling with finding people to conversate with one thing I noticed that gives me good hit rates for conversations are panels, especially on things I like a lot, Monster hunter, MMO's, \"con survival guides\". And what I'll do is once the panel ends generally there are a few people still lingering around spark up something with them. Or the panelist, generally people are a HELL OF A LOT more talkative at this point seeing out you both just sat through hour of listening to someone rambling, so the topic is pretty much already set just kinda add your view on it."}
+{"text":"be me 35 yo cosplaying a character from a phone game thats like half my age zero fucks given 40 something yo woman wants a picture with me she knows the name of the character she is with her two teen children she looks very happy the kids are kinda cringing lmao, nobody gives a flying fuck"}
+{"text":"im flat and have short black hair like rukia. kinda short too. so maybe choosing rukia as my first cosplay would be great. i like orihime but i look like rukia more. should i post my cosplay if i ever do it?"}
+{"text":"first of all, hell no and second of all, i want context"}
+{"text":"You should cosplay Rukia and then I should cosplay Ichigo (6'0\" btw) and then we should kiss!!!!!"}
+{"text":"no way im a proud ichihime shipper"}
+{"text":"Are you a cuck?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Cosplay rukia, or the cosplay gremlin will crawl out from under your bed and eat your liver."}
+{"text":"I've never cosplayed before, but how exactly would I go about making this outfit? I have a sewing machine from my mom but that's about it."}
+{"text":"it doesn't look like you'll need to sew anything just get the clothes individually like a grey button up and black slacks and im sure theres a place for boots and cloaks and stuff"}
+{"text":"Month early edition December 19 - 21, 2025 Hyatt Regency O'Hare 9300 Bryn Mawr Ave Rosemont, IL 60018 Will we see our regulars at this calm and near barren con? A far 2nd place from Anime Zap with sub 100 attendees. CAD still gets its activity and a reason to do something in December, the festive season."}
+{"text":"Simo Häyhä Was there"}
+{"text":"well, saturday was fun. Couldn't go friday and cant go tomorrow but atleast saturday had some decently good panels"}
+{"text":"I’m glad you had fun Anon"}
+{"text":"I hope the finn knows that I appreciate his historical cosplays, but not in like a stalker-ish 4chan way. In a genuine admiration for his autism kinda way"}
+{"text":"Let's migrate to the acen one"}
+{"text":"bf says he’ll take me to a lolita fashion store ask if it is a sweet lolita, classic lolita or gothic lolita fashion store he laughs and says it’s a nice store go with bf it’s kawaii fashion"}
+{"text":"yeah!"}
+{"text":"why do you let this subhuman bump this bait thread eternally? do something you fucking faggot"}
+{"text":"holy fucking simp"}
+{"text":"kill yourself you indian faggot"}
+{"text":"The only exception to all of this is if he buys cringey materialistic consoomer shit for himself that's as expensive as your hobby. what if you dont like eachothers hobbies maybe you should reconsider having a relationship dont get me wrong I would be a bit weirded out by somebody spending half their salary on funkopops but if it is not out of control I dont see any reason to judge it over spending money on other stuff"}
+{"text":"ITT: We post pictures of cosplay from the 90's or early 2000's."}
+{"text":"I-Con 2003"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah...I remember...conventions used to be some goofy harmless fun for some dorks instead of a place for sex workers to drum up business."}
+{"text":"I thought the same thing, at the time too. I saw her in that cheap-ass lazy outfit and knew that the age of innocence of conventions was over, never to return."}
+{"text":"Hello my southern anons! Has anyone been to animate or any of the cons in NC? Are they well attended? What type of cosplay do you see?"}
+{"text":"I remember seeing a while back that there was something about the owner of Ichibancon being kind of blacklisted in the area so they can't move or something, which is why they've been stuck at that one venue despite it being overcrowded. I don't quite remember the details."}
+{"text":"Maybe. I go to NC State and just see a lot of Lolitas on campus."}
+{"text":"My partner and I regularly go to GalaxyCon (the big big one in Raleigh) and Animate! GalaxyCon has always been great, except the crowds are enormous and its hot as balls outside. If you cosplay, people are super friendly and like to chat (the overall vibe feels that way). If you get the attached hotel its 100% worth it. Animate! is newer but so far awesome, it's like a smaller GalaxyCon, less crowded and just as fun.. I haven;t had a bad experience (so far). Going as Qrow to Animate! In January since his VA will be there. One pro-tip: The best event is the \"Masquerade Costume & Performance Competition\", it's usually on the last day. It's not a Masquerade but a straight-up talent show, and people go all out on skits and songs with their cosplay. It's so, so good, I look forward to it every year. Second, the cosplay wrestling is super fun. Watching Ms. Trunchbull beat the shit out of vanellope von schweetz is awesome, even if you have no interest in wrestling itself."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info! I actually live in the triangle so hotel won't he necessary. I bought tickets for the last day so this seems like its a lot of fun!"}
+{"text":"Animate Raleigh is great if you want a chance at seeing Chris-chan. I very much enjoy Ichibancon. It's a small regional convention, so set your expectations. I do like the venue and the parties are great. I've been the past 4 years. Lots of Genshin and ZZZ the past few. Tons of beginner/intermediate level cosplay. A few wannabe influencers do show up and try to flex. I'll be at Ichibancon, Triad, and Banzai. It's like Animazement is always a blast. I end up meeting cool people and hanging out more than actually doing the convention. Great dealer hall. The cosplay is usually a good mix of everything. Usually shares the same scene with NC. You can bump down to ATL for the bigger conventions. Banzai is my favorite convention down there."}
+{"text":"Years ago, when cosplay started getting popular, but also sexual, I remember being a big fan of a certain cosplayer. They turned out to be quite rude to their fans, and I was left being disappointed by it. Later as the years went by, I came upon information that her cosplay hype died down, her twitch and vtuber arc couldn't lift off the ground, and she lost her twitter verification, and just isn't popular anymore. Basically what I'm trying to say in this thread is; fuck that whore. But also how has the cosplay community/scene been? Has it gotten more slutty? Worse? Better? Are people chill, or rude? Tell me your experiences from before (5-10 years ago) v.s now."}
+{"text":"Have you ever considered not cosplaying as such breedable characters?"}
+{"text":"nothing special desu"}
+{"text":"Running solo, how do you make friends with people who are clearly already in a 'clique?' Relatively new to the scene but it seems hard to approach a lot of people since they're already busy doing their own thing with their friends."}
+{"text":"Id spray her tits in cum and slap her across the face like the whore she is"}
+{"text":"Its in the discords where everyone circlejerks and grooms the unaware newbies"}
+{"text":"Why is there such a stigma against girls who cosplay for money? As someone who has never had a girlfriend, being able to send money to cute girls who cosplay as the characters that I love is one of the only things in my life that makes me feel like I have a purpose. From patreon to onlyfans, it's on of my biggest joys and motivations in my life. One day I hope I can give money to a cosplayer at a con in real life and not just through the internet."}
+{"text":"958401 870698 namefaggots sucking eachother off"}
+{"text":"You a dude?"}
+{"text":"fat men wishing for men to talk to Gross."}
+{"text":"The subhuman incel newfag simply cannot let this thread go"}
+{"text":"She is low tier compared to some chineses and japaneses. But when compared to americans she is pretty good. Most of the female americans are fat and ugly."}
+{"text":"Yeah, German-Chinese."}
+{"text":"She's not even the best cosplayer amongst her close friends."}
+{"text":"Jesus, that's super"}
+{"text":"Emiru is pure and does not have an Onlyfans unlike this girl"}
+{"text":"Maybe she should have one"}
+{"text":"i'm not saying every person needs to have the same accurate body as the character they are cosplaying as, call be fatphobic but seeing ugly ass fat pigs cosplay and expect compliments annoys me. I don't know how they are not disgusted of being a fat bag, and looking like a pork compared to slim or fit cosplayers."}
+{"text":"fatties cosplaying fat characters look great"}
+{"text":"thats because you watch too much porn"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you're a retarded ana-chan with zero self awareness, individuality, and cognitive ability if you weight 126 pounds and somehow thinking you are not skinny fat. Your friends being rational and you brushing them off as \"setting you up\" tells me you're also some sort of schizo."}
+{"text":"/pol/ thread"}
+{"text":"Would love to see an E. Honda cosplay"}
+{"text":"I was wondering if I ever make a cosplay, I firstly understand what makes it bad. Even if I dress properly, make up, good wig, I feel like it would look bad anyway. I was wondering if it is something else, like face structure or just being ugly. Also not talking about cosplays that don't match body build or those that want to look bad ironically."}
+{"text":"When you just wear the outfit of a character, but don't do anything with your hair to resemble them. Unless they have the hair and don't need to stylize it or wear a wig, this shit grinds my gears. at a con walk past a Goro Majima cosplayer \"hey man, nice majima cosplay!\" \"hey thanks, my friend and I are our favorite mafia/criminal characters\" look at his friend \"oh is he supposed to be Kingpin from Spiderman?\" friend gets upset \"no, I'm supposed to be Nishiki from Yakuza 1..\" he is bald, tall and chubby gets mad that he wasn't identified as the right character"}
+{"text":"When you just wear the outfit of a character, but don't do anything with your hair to resemble them That's more than half the cosplays I see at cons"}
+{"text":"being russian makes it bad"}
+{"text":"there are many talented and attractive russian cosplayers"}
+{"text":"This Shinji cosplay is peak ngl."}
+{"text":"Sharing a hotel room at a con: Have you done it before? Where did you find people to split the room with? Were they strangers? What rules were usually in place for the convention weekend? Did any problems arise? Would you do it again?"}
+{"text":"Autisic thread"}
+{"text":"What server is that?"}
+{"text":"Everyone except for one guy took turns jacking off in the bathroom i mean where else are they going to do it?"}
+{"text":"On the biscuit"}
+{"text":"heeeyy mythie I hope you're doing well... That fuckass photo I took gives me flashbacks lmao. At least you didn't have two other dudes spooning eachother in that bed with you one night :( Meet people at cons beforehand and figure out if they're chill. Once you find the right people that aren't creeps and pay properly then try rooming with them again."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"man's bout to be abstracted by PIM"}
+{"text":"I hope the average Jax cosplayer isn't as insufferable as all the Jax fags I've come across. By far the most unlikeable TADC character but also probably the easiest to cosplay (provided you don't go full fursuit). For such a simple design, I'm surprised how difficult it is to pull off a simple Ragatha cosplay."}
+{"text":"Are you the same guy who immediately calls any positive jax-related post \"underaged\" or \"mental issues\"?"}
+{"text":"No but I am the same guy who will ask how can you still be defending Jax after all he's done since the latest episode. Those same people you referenced will attack you when asking questions about Jax's morality"}
+{"text":"What keeps you coming back to cons? Even /cgl/, as small as it is, shows there's a billion possible combinations to explain: \"Why?\" Some answers, but definitely not all, would be Cosplaying solo, group, admiring, meetups, photography What the event itself offers Guests, shops / artist alley, rave, game room The social element Parties (unofficial), hookups, meet new folks, mutual friends flying in from different areas Hanging out People watch, the weird experiences only cons can provide, that one time in the year \"the gang gets back together\" And of course any reasons I forgot to include are always encouraged. The floor is yours, gulls."}
+{"text":"I like the vibes and buying art. Any panels I think are neat are a bonus. Kinda getting the itch to put on a panel myself, and maybe it's the influence of my cosplaying friends but I'm starting to want to give that a shot, too."}
+{"text":"I still go for artist alleys. That's also why I liked going to a Japanese con twice and would like to go back a few more times, buying doujinshi and reading them whenever I want makes it worth it. I don't care about other parts of cons anymore because I don't care about the cosplays I see or don't recognize them, guests are random tiktokers who just happen to like DBZ, there aren't anymore concerts by Japanese artists in the cons where I go, and professional sellers just sell bootlegs of anything you can think of."}
+{"text":"I am more in my element with a bunch of nerds and weebs. My friends arent really nerds, so cons help me find a community with that side of things, if only for a weekend."}
+{"text":"NGL I've only been to two cons this year, a smaller one and Dokomi, and for both I didn't need to pay for tickets because I was helping a friend with her booth or modelling for the J-Fashion show. I still bought regular tickets for Dokomi 2026 because the whole fashion show thing might not work out this year due to a change in how they handle volunteer helpers, as well as the new organisation team that got implemented this year for the fashion stage sucking major balls."}
+{"text":"Quite a few things actually: partying with the bros a reason to travel that warm feeling when someone recognizes and complements your cosplay, usually only obtainable when someone enjoys my cooking good panels the positive energy from seeing my friends also have fun and contributing to that how I can, thus creating a positive energy tide that floats all boats the chance to discuss shit I like irl and meet more people into said shit the nearly impossible chance that I might meet a woman who clicks with me, which for some reason I haven’t written off as entirely impossible"}
+{"text":"Would you go to Dashcon 2014 if given the chance?"}
+{"text":"Honestly? Yes. 2014-2019 tumblr was so peak I'd go to a bad tumblr convention over a good number of \"good\" non-tumblr ones just for the vibe."}
+{"text":"I dunno, bad cons are just fucking boring desu"}
+{"text":"Having been to bad cons before (the worst one out of the ones I've been to being an actual fire or stampede hazard because there were way too many people in the venue), it's a no from me. The only good part about being at DashCon '14 was being able to tell people afterward that you were at one of the worst cons in history. I want pre-2020 cosplay back so much 2010's still had a bit of the old cosplay culture left, but by then the cancer that is influencer-driven cosplay was already taking over. When I finally started regularly going to cons in 2014 (not dashcon but other ones), names like Jessica Nigri and Yaya Han were already established as career cosplayers that did FOTM cosplays instead of using cosplay as an extension of fan art. It's obviously worse now, but it was already bad then."}
+{"text":"I was there in 2014 Saturday and Sunday. It was decent if you treated it as a meetup not an actual convention (I ghosted)"}
+{"text":"I think this thread might surpass the two years the last one lasted since it's even slower. You may be correct"}
+{"text":"One year later and I wish you would, too. I'm a retarded codelet and GPT won't tell me how to rip assets off the game. I remember the viewer though."}
+{"text":"Ten years later and I got the urge to try and play Gijin Kareshi again because I missed my gays too much. Does the browser method even work still because I got access to my shit again but I can't click on half the things. Pressing the button does nothing and even if I work myself around to other parts, I can't click on the gacha to claim shit."}
+{"text":"Merry christmas, /mkg/"}
+{"text":"i dunno when drawthreads tapered off here but i periodically check back and there just never is one. so ill be the change I want to see in the world. post coords for me to draw, thank you. (and other artists too of course)"}
+{"text":"Literally super happy!!!!"}
+{"text":"Also super happy that someone decided to draw me I'm so happy"}
+{"text":"not sure i even want new photos of me associated with that beastly pic. i did post one but quickly deleted cause of the embarassment of the original"}
+{"text":"u look cute"}
+{"text":"post coords i feel like drawing someone"}
+{"text":"cosplayed kagami from lucky star what do ya think"}
+{"text":"very good"}
+{"text":"nice outfit. Please invest in a decent iron to get rid of those drastic wrinkles."}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"How come they're not baggy on the JCs and JKs in Tokyo?"}
+{"text":"It's cute but my heart only beats for Konata."}
+{"text":"get in and get comf"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can find Idol Force footage? What did everyone think of it this time?"}
+{"text":"fuuta and that chick who staffs for lili"}
+{"text":"Isn't that Lili's gf lmao"}
+{"text":"4qnq dude is probably just desperate and trying to do whatever lol Esp after he blew up Neonism gen 2 and and now patopi as well"}
+{"text":"Fuck off dubfag"}
+{"text":"The bigger girl? I didnt think she was into idol stuff"}
+{"text":"The title says it all, cosplayers that did awesome cosplay but their career were cut short, as they suddenly disappeared without any notice."}
+{"text":"nags about politics on a daily basis in their locked instragram"}
+{"text":"I looked her up, and she looks like a model. I'm not sure how to feel about her being a furry, even though her fursuits look good on her..."}
+{"text":"hey, I did notice that some women in that are into fursuiting look like supermodels like for example, Winfoxi, who did some Disney princesses cosplays long time ago and now dresses up in her fursona, looks gorgeous outside her costume and ironically also went missing a year ago, but for a darker reason, as she's ukrainian"}
+{"text":"Isn't any cosplayer that becomes a left-winged queer?"}
+{"text":"I remember she had a couple good cosplays that got shared around a lot, but I can't remember what her name was. I found this in my files, but I haven't had any luck finding the source or remembering her name."}
+{"text":"\"dear femoids: you complain about sexual harassment, yet you have boobs. Curious...:"}
+{"text":"graduated the same year the iPhone came out haven't been to a con since AWA2013 to meet moot I'm not sure I'd have the heart to experience what cons are like now."}
+{"text":"haven't been to a con since AWA2013 to meet moot What was that like?"}
+{"text":"Gay as fuck. He gave me a hug in the hotel lobby. There's probably a photo of it on the internet out there somewhere. I also got to meet ZUN, which was cool."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure I'd have the heart to experience what cons are like now. not really different, honestly. You will still see sailor moon and DBZ cosplay. The demographics have only lightly shifted toward more females than in the past, but still mostly male and the same age group. the only thing different really is that internet got even faster than 2013 and cons serving the purpose of a media distro hub was already on the way out. Thats pretty much locked in now unless you're looking for old stuff, or indie stuff, and even then...."}
+{"text":"Do you prefer to cosplay as more well-known or \"underground\" less known characters from more obscure media? Historically all of my cosplays have been somewhat obscure game characters, at least in my region, very little people play Yakuza so the few people that recognized my Kiryu cosplay made me feel quite good"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it’s nice when I’m RE 2 Leon. Especially when Ada and Ashley cosplayers approach me. But there’s just something about being obscure character, and someone still recognizes you. I was pic related and the whole weekend only twice did someone know what I was (The group of Viking cosplayers were really hyped to see me.)"}
+{"text":"That depends on a lot of factors"}
+{"text":"I cosplay anyone ive done anything from Miku to Ryoko from Saya no Uta Side thing im doing faust at some point lul"}
+{"text":"A mix of well known and obscure. Sometimes I go for well known characters and sometimes obscure characters. Really it depends on the mood and interest."}
+{"text":"Obviously obscure shit. No reason to get excited once you've seen the same costume twice per day. Only good thing about it is going to group meetups. Also obscure things actually let you open up conversation since everyone has talked about the big works to death already."}
+{"text":"Hey all, I’ve recently been going down the rabbit hole of wanting to dress up in kinda cute femboy-ish or feminine cosplay, but I’ve got kind of a muscly frame. Idk how to size things properly, or even if most cosplay patterns of that kind out there accommodate for my frame Any advice on shopping for those kind of outfits? Websites to use/avoid, sizing advice, materials to try/avoid, characters that fit the bill, etc would be much appreciated! Pic related is the kind of cosplay I’d go for, same kind of outfit and pattern"}
+{"text":"I think you should do it and not try to be feminine. I love men dressed in dresses or skirts but they aren't trying to look they they aren't men. Comfortable enough with themselves to do that."}
+{"text":"I suppose the way I worded it in my post was less than clear, but the way you describe it is the way I mean! I mean wearing clothes typically reserved for feminine bodies while I have a non-feminine body. I just wanna know how to make it look good on my frame These are good pieces of advice, so I’ll likely try out some very tight clothes, cut/sew them in the general mockup of what I want, and see if I can make it work on my body. I’d imagine I’ll be using a lot of spandex or other stretchy fabrics to accommodate Idk what kind of build I’d describe myself as, but pic related is me"}
+{"text":"I feel like nowadays crossplaying is very accessible; if it looks good it looks good, but if it looks bad most people won't say anything because they don't want to come off as transphobic. So don't be afraid if your crossplay will look a bit off. Also you're putting a lot of thought into it, so the result will likely look better than half the AliExpress cosplays you'll see on con floors these days anyway. I don't have any real advice for you other than don't assume they won't have your size. The sizes for modern womens' clothing range from little girl to hamplanet, so you'll have a better time finding something that'd fit you than you would have a decade ago when buff dudes were doing gag Misty crossplays."}
+{"text":"If your frame is too muscly, you can't Go for the \"manly Sailor Moon\" look like pic related instead"}
+{"text":"u can do those ironic buff guy bunnysuit cosplays"}
+{"text":"Is barefoot cosplay ever acceptable? If you are walking around at a con?"}
+{"text":"its always acceptable"}
+{"text":"Here Yep it looked like that."}
+{"text":"hey /cgl/ this me cosplaying my cat rupert, hes pictured here next to me ill add another picture after so you can get a closer look"}
+{"text":"excellent cosplay"}
+{"text":"LMAO"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"Whats so funny"}
+{"text":"he is in homo loves with OP"}
+{"text":"Gimme some good bride cosplays."}
+{"text":"SEIBAH!!!"}
+{"text":"new vidya waifus released immediately become muses for every cosplay thot It's a good life."}
+{"text":"Not really a wedding dress, but those two married at the last vienna comic con (Missed opportunity, that it wasn't a 40k themed one)"}
+{"text":"what are you talking about"}
+{"text":"I have no idea who this is"}
+{"text":"There’s a link right there guys"}
+{"text":"tricks his rival creator into doing problematic content refuses to acknowledge wrongdoings while said rival has to make an apology vid Kek based Pids big leaguing his opps"}
+{"text":"yt brainrot based w h e w"}
+{"text":"My younger sister's favourite hobby is dress-making. She can sew skirts, dresses, and more! She also enjoys wearing some of the uncommon dresses I see here in /cgl/. I would like to purchase a Christmas gift for her based in this hobby, but she has the few important things I was thinking of getting her (sewing machine, yarn, threads, etc.). An article of clothing would be nice, but I wouldn't know where to begin. Are there any fundamental gifts you would recommend for her?"}
+{"text":"depends how much you want to spend richfag overlock machine not-that-richfag tailor mannequin normie fabric shears poorfag organizer box or needle set"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your suggestions! overlock machine Too expensive, unfortunately. I'll check with my brother to see if we can pool money together. tailor mannequin fabric shears organizer box or needle set"}
+{"text":"Hijacking this thread, what's a decent beginner sewing machine? Gf wants one but she already had one and never used it so I don't want to splurge."}
+{"text":"Thread for all other lolita topics and releases. Last thread fell off the board. Angelic Pretty General Buy/Sell/Trade Ouji General Handmade Lolita Kumya General"}
+{"text":"most japanse rori brands are falling for the taobao curse and I HATE IT. put down the ruffles and cheap tulle."}
+{"text":"Anyone's comm doing a Christmas Party? Mine wants to put something together last minute but nobody's stepping up to host lmao"}
+{"text":"it is taking over a lot of the alt fashion scene, bleeding into mainstream fashion"}
+{"text":"You think alt fashion is also getting overdesigned? Isn’t that a good thing?"}
+{"text":"Today I managed to get my hands on a 2005 karami skirt in the pink colourway.... 100 bucks.... i dont know if that is worth it but to me it is"}
+{"text":"Heya /cgl/! I made the decision to give cosplaying a try. I cant describe how much i enjoyed it, especially because im a very extroverted person. What do you guys think of my first cosplay? :]"}
+{"text":"Very good question"}
+{"text":"Skibidi toilet"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"so you don't know"}
+{"text":"who are these \"some\"?"}
+{"text":"does anyone know the character?"}
+{"text":"utau hoshina from shugo chara"}
+{"text":"be non black person (not white) doing cosplay high expectations to be accurate with correct wig for contests and photoshoots be black no need to use wig or accurate cosplay. it's called ethnic wigs instead"}
+{"text":"if people stop being racist and hateful then picrel would never happened"}
+{"text":"No, men are the reason we have civilization."}
+{"text":"A society of psychopaths would die off in no time Given the birth rates, all the most developed and progressive countries are set to be extinct within a few generations, while backward shitholes like the Middle East are thriving at the same time. It's almost like you retards don't understand what civilization is or what makes it last. Gynocracies have never existed, and never will. I wonder why."}
+{"text":"wdym, Mario was always black."}
+{"text":"jumps and hits a coin block instead of WAHOO, it's SHIIIIEEET"}
+{"text":"Westerners will never be this cute."}
+{"text":"As a Westerner I'm glad that I don't have to live with the gaussian blur skin disease that non-Westerners seem to have"}
+{"text":"Is there a cure for this disease?"}
+{"text":"No, but their suffering can be alleviated with skin whitening products and online larping"}
+{"text":"She is too small, she'll never make it in the anime cosplay world"}
+{"text":"She could still lose a bit of weight."}
+{"text":"jfash these japanese fascist sure dress in a curious way"}
+{"text":"What do you think of kids at cons? Good? Bad? Should more cons ban them, I've noticed actual porn stars at Comic Con dressed very revealing and selling their stuff there so maybe that should go 18+"}
+{"text":"animated cartoons? cartoon adventures on comics? yeah das adult stuff go back to taking dragon dildos up ur ass on onlyfans"}
+{"text":"Based strawmanning moron"}
+{"text":"Cons are usually centered for comics, video games, and anime. AKA shit for kids. Unless it's explicietly an 18+ event, or something that should be (I don't know why people take kids to casinos, that shit is degenerate), why should kids be barred? If you're walking about with your ass and half your labia sticking out, that's on you. If you don't want kids seeing something, don't do it in a kid-prone place. My local con has 18+ events, usually events that occur after 7pm."}
+{"text":"go back to taking dragon dildos on of"}
+{"text":"He seems like he enjoys it tho"}
+{"text":"There are some characters like Ada, Boa, and Nico, whose outfits have slits at the lower parts, enabling them to show more leg. When I ask to take pictures of these cosplayers, how do I get them to show more leg?"}
+{"text":"If the character has some iconic pose that does, in fact, show more leg, just ask them to do the character's iconic pose. Otherwise, kys"}
+{"text":"why kys :("}
+{"text":"keep yourself shining"}
+{"text":"I dont know but based, showing her body is the only thing a cosplay whore is good for"}
+{"text":"Gypsy whore 194x259 OP picture That's a new low"}
+{"text":"Alternate title: \"What Were You Fucking Thinking, Aka-San? It's Not Too Late to Ctrl + Z\" Edition Keep it /cgl/-related! Cosplay or J-fashion like Lolita/Brolita, Aristocrat, Kimono, Nanchatte, etc.! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ITT you may post: - Useful guides that can be applied to crossplaying/crossdressing - Questions, help, sharing advice to improve your appearance to pass temporary as the opposite gender (Male -> Female, Female -> Male) - pictures of crossplay/crossdressing coords, selfposts - personal experience/stories regarding crossplay/crossdressing NOT allowed: - Anything in sexual context/fetish stuff - Anything related to gender transition like hormones, operation etc.;  might be the better place for this Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Where to find crossplay communities irl,,,"}
+{"text":"You can't find any good ones IRL"}
+{"text":"Where to find crossplay communities irl,,, Godo ones do not really exist"}
+{"text":"[Video] MtF crossdresser Rin-senpai talking about how he got in shape Link seems t be down, can someone re-up?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know how or where to get anime character masks? Something to integrate in my crossplays, but without going the full way (bodysuit/zentai)."}
+{"text":"Lesbian cosplay"}
+{"text":"Shopping tends to do that to photos"}
+{"text":"G4Y"}
+{"text":"Why are they so incest themed?"}
+{"text":"If you mean Haruka and Michiru, the US-dub turned them into cousins If you mean cosplays like Elsa and Anna, or Ram and Rem, maybe the radical christians were right after all"}
+{"text":"Dank und spooky edition Last fred"}
+{"text":"It's autumn"}
+{"text":"the meteorological summer season starts on June 1 and lasts three months, until September 1. Astronomical summer lasts from the date of the summer solstice until the autumnal equinox, which occurs in the Northern Hemisphere on September 22 or 23 Where do you live where it's autumn already? Where I live we can still get heat waves until mid october at the latest. If I get past that point I finally feel like it's autumn even though it officially started ages ago. Also, to clarify why I made that comment; I don't associate hot weather with halloween, and it will be a few months (from when halloween stuff starts popping up in stores, not from now) until halloween is actually there."}
+{"text":"not falling off anytime soon"}
+{"text":"It hurts me to this day that I never got to visit the physical store...."}
+{"text":"In case anyone wonders why this thread is not archived yet - a janny with additional chromosome deleted over 30 posts and been bumping this thread before that for few years."}
+{"text":"Why is it always cringe and reeks of hubris and arrogance from the person cosplaying? It feels highly narcissistic."}
+{"text":"That's how you remember it - THEY WERE JUST BEING NICE"}
+{"text":"I was Kevin Ryman from Outbreak. With a brown hair wig."}
+{"text":"Not at all, I walked into the room some troglodytes thought my steampunk was from some video game called Frostpunk. I informed them that not only do people not play non Nintendo games in this day and age, but my cosplay was an OC steampunk design with moving parts for my glasses. They were so embarrassed they left the room and I got a round of applause from the real gamers there ready to play smash."}
+{"text":"Nah, they liked it cuz sexy clothes on a passable femboy. Also, these ppl hate me. So they would never “be nice”"}
+{"text":"Kevin Oh shit, you never see Outbreak cosplay! Big ups, man, I would have fanboy'd over you."}
+{"text":"I never went to these as I wasn't old enough but I've heard that conventions used to be more fun. Actual nerds going there having a good time. No social media attention whores trying to get clout Not overly woke and annoying bullshit shoved down your throat Just nerds nerdin' out"}
+{"text":"those people have only gotten a little bit larger compared to the regular crowd that got a lot more quiet. All the congoing normalfags that don't speak up for what they like are the reasons cons go to shit. You have to drive away the opposition (normalfags) or at least make it known that this isn't the place for them to get uppity about their annoying shit (SJWs) that's normalfag shameless, not subculture shameless"}
+{"text":"All the congoing normalfags that don't speak up for what they like are the reasons cons go to shit. You have to drive away the opposition (normalfags) or at least make it known that this isn't the place for them to get uppity about their annoying shit (SJWs) wrong!"}
+{"text":"explain yourself or forever hold your faggotry"}
+{"text":"you're replying to the waste of life we've affectionately dubbed \"incel stealth bumper\". He's not capable of an honest discussion about anything as you can see here where he shamelessly posts meaningless garbage to himself"}
+{"text":"You guys are ignoring the fact that a large portion of anime's success was based on the fact that it had explicit content. Akira and the OVA boom are a proof of that. It made anime stand out from normal cartoons."}
+{"text":"I've been lurking on EGL forums for 2 years now and finally committed to buying a sweet coord. It's winter now, and I'm not sure where to wear it. Post any Canadian events you know about!"}
+{"text":"Montreal Comiccon"}
+{"text":"Oh, damn, it's running right now from December 6th-7th. I wish I knew about it sooner lol. Are you going?"}
+{"text":"The wig better arrive soon."}
+{"text":"it is!"}
+{"text":"Petite and qt nonna"}
+{"text":"my little poney found the furry fag"}
+{"text":"android phone I can see you are popular in school"}
+{"text":"tsukiko, do you have a discord"}
+{"text":"is my gyaru makeup any good ? i just started doing it a few weeks ago :3 what tips do u guys and gals have 4 me? drop em in da replys and i will update X3 also time stamp will be in replys!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"will u be my wife"}
+{"text":"If this post is real, your gyaru make up is spot on. What's the outfit with it? Are you going to make your hair more expressive or stick with the pigtails?"}
+{"text":"Some answers here are strange"}
+{"text":"Explain how"}
+{"text":"hi!! first time poster, but wanted to show off my proshot images!! this is my favourite but i have more!!"}
+{"text":"hey anon, i think your makeup is cool and i am always happy when i see people try unconventional things. i think it looks good with your piercings and your face looks normal."}
+{"text":"Will this thread last until Christmas?"}
+{"text":"Maybe"}
+{"text":"Uh?"}
+{"text":"Uh what?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Dating in the hobby Seems like there is a tough barrier to work through when it comes to trying to keep your partner within the hobby. My ex hated cosplay and anime and it has done nothing but drive me to want to date cosplayers, more to help them afford better cosplays and all that, as well as just enjoy cons together and all that stuff. All the apps try and say that you can narrow down your search, or apps like Boo, but it just ends up being normies who either catfish or ghost. Is there an actual place or app to use that isn't dog shit? At the same time I've found that cosplayers generally want to be left alone at cons while they do their thing."}
+{"text":"The fact you think this is a difficult amount to lift... ngmi."}
+{"text":"You're not getting a gf period"}
+{"text":"Gotta start by being open to the fact that you don't know the person and therefore need to get to know them, in a non-pressure way, to see if you both match. Generally, as mentioned above, Instagram. If you post your cosplays on Insta, you can easily break the ice by saying \"oh can I post this on my instagram? Here's my handle\" or similar, and you make little cards or get business cards easily (its not that weird as a lot of people try to promote themselves at cons similarly). Sometimes that leads into more conversation naturally, but the conversation will stop there 95% of the time, and what you need to do is follow up on Instagram, but don't be weird. Tag them, and find something to connect over from their profile. Don't bullshit. Don't send a message about loving X because they said they love X and you don't actually care about X but want to use it as an excuse to talk to them. That's creepy and manipulative. Actually be interested in the conversation. Anything that mentions dating/getting to know them better right off the bat is an immediate \"no\". If they never message back, no big deal, you tagged someone with a cool cosplay, move on. Essentially you are using Instagram as the 3rd space to connect with people in the hobby, and hopefully find someone who jives with you mutually to date. I find this is only true if you are not in cosplay. The moment I'm in cosplay, it's the opposite, and I have people coming up gushing about my character/the show and we generally have a good chat about it. This can get you hookups if you are hot, but people are hypervigalant these days and I wouldn't trust someone who comes up and goes \"hey we know nothing about each other and this is the first time you've ever seen or spoken to me want to grab a coffee?\""}
+{"text":"and no one wants incels"}
+{"text":"W replies desu"}
+{"text":"Guys, how old is too old? Like, I am an oldfag in his mid 40s. Used to be very involved in the con scene back in the 90s and early 00s. I am currently on a very nostalgic mood about those days of yore, and planning to visit a few of the big cons to see how's the fandom nowadays. Would I be, as you youngsters say, cringe? Worse, would other congoers immediately assume I am a creepy pedophile? I don't really want to ruin some kids con experience like that. Two things, I would be attending alone because the few con buddies from back then that I still keep in contact, are too jaded and busy to give a shit. Also, I am considering if it is a good idea to go cosplaying as an old timer character."}
+{"text":"10959896 10961473 10962851 Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"This anon knows what's up. I started managing a publicity table for my con and I'm loving every second of it (plus getting all those airline miles on my business card is pretty sweet). I get to meet so many VAs and musical guests it doesn't even register that they're \"famous\" anymore. Only downside is that people keep speaking Japanese at me and I can only ask where the bathroom is. I also cosplay boomer anime like Harlock and Space Battleship Yamato, which will be \"age appropriate\" until I'm pushing 50. Since they're not FOTM anime, they'll also still be popular too. I do current shit too but my classics always get more photo requests"}
+{"text":"11"}
+{"text":"Looks like I'm still in the \"You can still pull it off if you work at it\" range. Cool."}
+{"text":"California is the healthiest state in the country lmao no, stats are cooked to ignore the millions of fat spics"}
+{"text":"old one's gone"}
+{"text":"personally i had issues with the pacing being all wacked out and dave sounding like a nerd"}
+{"text":"what's wrong about that?"}
+{"text":"Now that all the summer cons are done in Canada, anyone looking forward to having a con during the fall and winter season? Anirevo Toronto is happening November 21-23, 2025!"}
+{"text":"What's the next big event everyone is going to We're not all waiting for AN now, right"}
+{"text":"Anyone cool is going to American cons in the new year, or waiting for MTCC. A lot of cons are dragging their feet to announce."}
+{"text":"I arrived late on sunday so I cannot see any reason to buy a ticket at 2:00 pm. Just had my fun looking around and enjoying the work done on cosplays."}
+{"text":"i want to see more cosplayers"}
+{"text":"wait until Anime North"}
+{"text":"Nov 21- 23, 2025 Who do you know here? What are you cosplaying? Where are you pissing? When are you having a melty? Why are we here? Just to suffer? How are you going to suffer?"}
+{"text":"Actual female looking to meetup this weekend. Don't be too creepy, but my standards are low. Discord: ccn.weebette_45272"}
+{"text":"Anyone need a badge for the weekend? Contact me on discord username fiddlestorm"}
+{"text":"Sent"}
+{"text":"3 cons in one weekend and ain't nobody mess with me."}
+{"text":"Average Colossalcon attendee."}
+{"text":"5 months of the old thread and not much has happened. Summer cons have been and gone and once again everything is fundamentally different. I don’t think we’ll Go back to pre lockdown glory. Ho hum. Theres a few more bits and pieces before con season is over but I cba looking them up this time."}
+{"text":"Yeah, going to be essentially fursuiting all weekend, which will be good given it's so fucking cold"}
+{"text":"Too right anon My cosplays ain't very heavy on layers so that's gonna be fun part of the weekend"}
+{"text":"Well, at least the weather is saying it's not going to rain this year. How's everyone getting on this morning?"}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"MCM Birmingham moving to August for 2026 Rumour flying around con last weekend is Megacon booked the usual MCM November dates"}
+{"text":"What does 4chan think uwu"}
+{"text":"I see that you started from compliments"}
+{"text":"belgian fries"}
+{"text":"I kinda like this thread's replies"}
+{"text":"lose weight and stop attention whoring in this thread and go post under the relevant ones newfag"}
+{"text":"i think it looks great! to be a bit better you could lose the extra weight but other than that i think the cosplay matches the og, which is nice. too many addons on newer cosplays nowadays"}
+{"text":"There seriously aren't people who do this are there? I get that things are expensive, but going into thousands of dollars of high interest debt for a few weekends can't be a thing"}
+{"text":"My therapist told me to spend money going to bars, dating apps and any anime con event I wanted to go to despite me telling her and showing her repeatedly how much money I make. Of course I listened to her and now I'm even further in the hole."}
+{"text":"Uh...sweaty? Don't you know you're not supposed to say things like this on a site where anonymous faggots will judge you for not wasting money when you didn't have to (o algo)?"}
+{"text":"i spend thousands because i splurge for suites and host parties. even spring for valet bevause it's convenient. never had an issue with debt because i have a job and do this for fun. shouldn't really be an issue if you're not retarded with every other purchase you make in your life"}
+{"text":"Went to ACen and Anime Expo. Ended up with 3 maxed cc. 1 going into collections(which I settled). Got them all paid off only to max them again with 2 new cards both going into collection. That was from a Japan trip tho. Still got 3 maxed while paying the 2 in collections. Also paying off a car and student loans"}
+{"text":"Nov 21- 23, 2025 Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Who are you planning to cosplay as at the event? What are you hoping to see or experience during the convention? Where do you plan to spend most of your time at the con? When are you planning to head to the convention? Are you going alone or with a group? Are you planning to get any tattoos? If so, what?"}
+{"text":"People actually go to this? These con owners are fucking idiots trying to throw anything at the wall to see what works and gets them money."}
+{"text":"i'll leave my house for basically anything anime. It's not really worth going to unless you like tattoos."}
+{"text":"neat. maybe i can see you there. i just want to hang with more /cgl/ people"}
+{"text":"Where and when are the vtuber meetups? i'm interested."}
+{"text":"Dead con but successful party room on Friday. #toptheopps"}
+{"text":"old thread reached img limit"}
+{"text":"so unfortunate about the trashy tattoo, why do women do this? amazing legs though"}
+{"text":"Because they look cool"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"chronic masturbators in charge of beauty standards Lol"}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"New thread since the last one reached the limit and is about to be archived. Who's your favorite out of all of the Akiba finalists?"}
+{"text":"can't blame him, i'm also tired of that song. just like how i'm tired of all of the cosplayers doing umamusume"}
+{"text":"Even in his fancams, you can hear him wotagaying loud. Both are bad, but I have to agree with this."}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"if you hate cheering so much why don't you just stick to lame cosplay groups with your peers? or go back to your kpop concerts."}
+{"text":"kpop normies coming in and trying to change shit is so annoying"}
+{"text":"kate and sally"}
+{"text":"The Hanji is JuliaStunts, she's got a youtube following and collabs with a handful of other creators Dunno about the other girl"}
+{"text":"the other girl looks like a Tifa cosplay from Crisis Core"}
+{"text":"First of all I gotta say this is not about idolize or admire those people, they're bad and so, I'm just saying that their looks were cool. I mean, some of them, like The Zodiac or Mr Cruel had cool outfits. I talked about this with a friend and he told me it's not wrong as long as I don't idolize them or make fun of the victims. So, what do you say?"}
+{"text":"You're playing dress up. Stop asking stupid questions"}
+{"text":"UPCOMING EVENTS: Michigan Anime Convention - August 2 to 3 @ Suburban Collection Showplace (Novi) Kogan Con 2025 - August 9 @ Central Park Place (Grand Haven) Superior Fan Fest 2025 - August 22 to 24 @ Westwood Mall (Marquette) OzokuCon - August 29 to 31 @ Blue Water Convention Center (Port Huron) GrandCon 2025 - August 29 to 31 @ DeVos Place (Grand Rapids) Monroe Comic Con 2025 - September 12 to 13 @ Monroe County Fairgrounds (Monroe) FantastiCon: Metro Detroit 2025 - September 27 to September 28 @ Oakland Expo Center (Waterford Township) Great Lakes Fall Expo 2025 - October 11 @ Trinity Lutheran Church (Clinton Charter Township) Youmacon 2025 - October 31 to November 2 @ Huntington Place (Detroit) Motor City Comic Con 2025: Fall Edition - November 14 to 16 @ Suburban Collection Showplace (Novi) Grand Rapids Comic-Con - November 14 to 16 @ DeVos Place (Grand Rapids) Otaku U IV - November 22 @ VistaTech Center (Livonia) Bluewater International Comic-Con - November 22 @ Blue Water Convention Center (Port Huron) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Harpo's is ghetto as fuck don't go. Falling asleep on the floor with 2 random people at the rencen in 2011 is such a core memory for me. It was the best. Youma was the single really cool and fun thing for me in this dogshit city when I was in high school. It had so much character to it too. All gone now. I guess you really can't ever go home again."}
+{"text":"2abstract4me"}
+{"text":"MCCC fall edition was a ton of fun this year. Cosplays are always fab. Michigan has some talented cosplayers."}
+{"text":"The girl dressed as Robotnik on Saturday made me kek every time."}
+{"text":"So how many of you gulls are going to issho con? I plan on going."}
+{"text":"pic is me"}
+{"text":"your coord is so beautiful! i love the qi elements! i am very aware my dress was wrinkly lol, it was in storage from moving house and i didnt have time it iron it that day as my ironing board was also in storage. I wore this coord to a local cat convention / show! thank you for posting your coord! i wished more people did thats what i made this thread for lol. id wanna post more pics but mostly i just dont wanna be called fat more lol, i dont mind concrit especially when i know the algon cardigan isnt ideal for this coord."}
+{"text":"whatever that means i just think mixing brand with taobao never looks good, the pinks and whites and colours in general never match and for me its just too much, id rather do brand on brand or taobao on taobao. all im hearing is \"im a mexican and i gotta project my mexicaness onto you!\" not everyone lives in a third world metal sheet field like you qi lolita yeah im not listening to you on anything nona that substyle is ugly as pigshit :]"}
+{"text":"the egl community needs to create a word for litas who try too hard to be mean like the 2013 toxic community lmfao, we are not in that era of the fashion anymore you sound mentally retarded"}
+{"text":"ur brave, and the coord looks cute"}
+{"text":"i cant imagine being this much of an edgy racist tryhard, pathetic bitch"}
+{"text":"Aug 22 - 24, 2025 Hyatt Regency O’Hare & Donald E Stephens Convention Center Who are you planning to cosplay as at the event? What are you hoping to see or experience during the convention? Where do you plan to spend most of your time at the con? When are you planning to head to the convention? Are you going alone or with a group?"}
+{"text":"It's some of the Midwest freaks that attend and won't stfu about each other. The convention itself isn't terrible but it's definitely struggling. They have grown over the years and are making better use of the space they have now, but they keep having scheduling and communication issues year after year— and the cosplay contest has has issues for the last couple. It's a decent convention but because of where it's located some very vocal shitty people who love to talk crap about each other attend"}
+{"text":"There's a few cgl midwest groups that are all fucking awful. Honestly don't bother meet up with anyone off 4chan in general. That ship has sailed a long ass time ago."}
+{"text":"Basically this, but I wouldnt say it's \"struggling\". It's fine. It has it's problems but it's still fun and better than most Kopf cons."}
+{"text":"Well people pussied out when it escalated beyond shit talking earlier this year"}
+{"text":"Because one of them is washed up azn rapper who tries to be black and the other is a black nazi who wishes he were white"}
+{"text":"can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right nowwwww"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I want to start dressing in Lolita style, but in the old school style. Do you know where I can buy clothes or have any tip on how to make my own dresses?"}
+{"text":"there used to be DIY/sewing threads for lolita specifically, maybe check the archives"}
+{"text":"Do you know of any users who create tutorials for Lolita dresses? Both on YouTube and other sites"}
+{"text":"idk, but I have this from the old threads, if I were you I'd dig in the archives OtomeNoSewing_English_vers00.pdf"}
+{"text":"u can look at scans of old gothic lolita bible issues for lolita sewing tips and just general old school photos. dont listen to the haters lol everyone starts somewhere"}
+{"text":"Stop spoonfeeding it, there is already decades of information out there that's one google click away. No, kys lazy newfag tranny."}
+{"text":"my first ever cosplay was ghost face cuz im a basic bitch lmao. It was for Halloween but i got it from a cosplay site so i can wear it to other things too. What do you guys think? Cosplay seems really cool and i've always wanted to go to a con but i'm shy :( please excuse the background, my sister is the only person with a full body mirror LOL"}
+{"text":"Looks like fun man! My first cosplay was kylo ren and I wore it to the premier of the fire awakens ten years ago those are some good memories"}
+{"text":"Ghost Face bros!"}
+{"text":"looks awesome man!"}
+{"text":"Old"}
+{"text":"Damn, as a fan of pretty big, that's plenty big Every time I've even attempted to look at /b/ in recent years it was just turned into a random porn dump and there was nothing of value. I really miss the /b/ we had in the 00s"}
+{"text":"cram it, poofter!"}
+{"text":"Rate Mariah Carey’s coord"}
+{"text":"It's nice that she's wearing meta but the skirt fabric looks cheap and I don't like how stark white the gloves are but that's not her fault"}
+{"text":"I think peoples sense for fabric has been ruined by brands using polyester 24/7"}
+{"text":"Literally whose?"}
+{"text":"Melanie Martinez is still my favorite lolita celebrity"}
+{"text":"shes wearing brand and looks pretty, not much deeper than that. shes not a lolita and was just dressing up for the day so i really dont care that the coord is kinda weird."}
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+{"text":"be /ck/ the price of food is ridiculous! scrambles to find some crazy outlier at some retarded organic place to get replies Meanwhile, in the real world, you could just get an entire choice beef rib roast for $4.99 a pound and cut up into ribeyes and freeze but ham, turkey, chicken! 87c a pound, 99c a pound, a Costco whole rotisserie chicken $4.99. You DO own a freezer right? Uhhhh... EGGS! It's literally 49 cents a dozen at my local store and the official report on eggprices say its 40c. (See attached image) Food is cheap now. Gas is cheap now. The president and those in the dept of agriculture along with food producers and suppliers are doing a GREAT job."}
+{"text":"Don't act stupid. At EggPrices.org, we pull real-time and historical egg price data directly from trusted government sources, including the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) and the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA). Using official APIs and automated data pipelines, we ensure that our information is accurate, up-to-date, and reflective of market trends. Our system updates prices regularly, cross-checking multiple data points to maintain the highest level of reliability. By leveraging programmatic data collection, we eliminate manual errors and keep you informed with the latest price movements"}
+{"text":"I'm in Delaware and I got organic eggs the other week for $2.49/dz They were on sale, sure, but people who don't shop sales or offers are literal retards imo Just ordered grocery delivery for tomorrow. First time ever because the ads said there was a deal. Nothing special, just shit we don't wanna brave 9° temperatures to get. Three gallons of cooking oil and 21lbs of tomatoes (yes, really). That's it. Total price $34.96 + $5 delivery fee -$20 first online order = $19.96. ham Was 69¢/lb the other day turkey Bought 26+lbs of it last week for $5.94 total. I thought I grabbed the last two birds but I guess they had more in the back because they were still on sale when we went Saturday and still $2.97 for any turkey regardless of weight. Woulda bought it then, too, but we have no freezer space right now. chicken No idea how much it costs these days, but we bought a whole one shortly after new years for $3something. Made soup. Was good. We technically have a similar ordinance where I live but after a little girl's pet pig was confiscated for being a \"barnyard animal\" (the actual law is a prohibition on keeping any barnyard animals within the municipality) and everyone made a big stink about it, they gave the pig back. And I mean everyone; people were super pissed about it, even my Muslim neighbours down the street with their annoying-ass peacocks. The law didn't change but I don't think they'll be enforcing it anymore unless the creatures in question wind up becoming nuisance animals."}
+{"text":"The problem with the hands off approach is that they’re pulling from 3 different sources and at no point did anyone realize that none of them correlate. I’m pretty sure they’re pulling wholesale price from USDA, which doesn’t correlate to the BLS consumer price. And the per state data is just absolutely fucked from bad sampling from retailers."}
+{"text":"Price looks accurate. I remember it peaking and following this same curve."}
+{"text":"I see, i see, those are certainly words that describe a process! Now tell me, how does this explain the differences laid out here"}
+{"text":"You are on death row in Florida. You have $40 to spend on your last meal. What do you spend it on?"}
+{"text":"couple years ago, rightoids incessantly called leftists bootlickers during the pandemic a couple years later, rightoids are now writing whole dissertations defending the government's ability to murder innocent white citizens What a time to be alive"}
+{"text":"18 mcChickens."}
+{"text":"Turns out most people love licking boots and only hate when the boot is on their neck."}
+{"text":"a 'good' mcdonalds combo is +22$ and that's assuming it doesn't come cold not even think about good wine/beef/cheese even in a small portion, easily +50$ dining is completely out too What shithole country Why even bother with that at this point? I'd laugh and tell them to shove their poverty wage up the ass, they need the 40 bucks"}
+{"text":"fourty $1 tacobell burritos I'll wait. gg 2ez, JEWdicial system, heh"}
+{"text":"What is your preferred ABV for whisk(e)y and why? Is there an ABV you consider the minimum acceptable?"}
+{"text":"hopefully slightly tipsy"}
+{"text":"1-2 hours That's way too fast. A good dram lasts at least 4 hours."}
+{"text":"usually drink my whisky neat and happily pay more for the good stuff, but recently discovered an exception ice cubes half cheap blended or single malt half heavy cream shit's absolutely delicious"}
+{"text":"I drink one dram over the course of a week"}
+{"text":"Peak proof is somewhere between 107-118 or so, but there’s definitely a purpose for the 120+ or the hazmats. Sub 100 proof tends to be cringe"}
+{"text":"How're these jack"}
+{"text":"this is the only frozen pot pie worth buying"}
+{"text":"I really wish meat pies were more of a thing. I love steak and anything pie, onion, ale, kidney, you name it."}
+{"text":"Interesting idea, but considering it's Banquet, they use the cheapest, shittiest ingredients possible, so it probably tastes like shit Just learn to make biscuits and gravy on your own Unless you're a fat pig, you made dinner for 4-5 days"}
+{"text":"Just do it on your own! Yeah that doesn't help me when I'm at the dollar store because I only have two dollars and need to fill my gut because I spent a week binge drinking"}
+{"text":"Banquet is shit tier"}
+{"text":"200 American experts ran 1,000+ simulations for three months on AI-boosted quantum computers to come up with this efficient $3 meal. Supposedly this is the most high tech, nutritionally and financially sound result. You can't come up with a better $3 meal."}
+{"text":"cum"}
+{"text":"Reminder that Trump, his administration and everyone else in the upper class are getting wealthier and wealthier and will not feel this in the slightest meanwhile the middle class is shrinking and everyone else is becoming poorer."}
+{"text":"you will eat nothing and you will like it"}
+{"text":"Crack rock"}
+{"text":"I use a bag of sliced frozen peppers. They tend to be cheaper for me, last longer, and not much too much difference since I cook them anyways."}
+{"text":"Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Bongs will call you an Amerilard if you say this looks bad"}
+{"text":"Gross. Pie would be good without the greenslop"}
+{"text":"it's mushy peas mate, staple food."}
+{"text":"is that pie precisely baked?"}
+{"text":"Have you ever made something you saw in tv/movies? I tried making the Matilda cake for my GF once."}
+{"text":"Why is it ironic? You obviously have time to make them now before it's too late."}
+{"text":"Did the rum ham from always sunny, I didnt have a recipe so I just tried to get as much booze into it as possible. Marinated it in a bag of jamaican dark rum for 24 hours then baked it in a pan of rum, brown sugar and pineapple juice and just kept spooning the sauce on it until it was candied. Shit was cash."}
+{"text":"You joke but I had a cooking class in high school where our final project was to make a four course meal around a theme. Being the nerdy kid I was I picked star trek and just did my best to replicate meals from the show. Got pretty good marks on it."}
+{"text":"I meant that it's funny to come across this thread (I'm not a regular on /ck/) that reminds me of that specific moment and how my history with cinnamon rolls is linked to my sister, right in the last week I have with her before she moves away and I won't see her until who knows when I was referring to the coincidence, rather than “it's ironic” I should have written “it's funny\" or something like that [spoiler]yeah I'm esl[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Wife got me a sodastream. What should I do with it?"}
+{"text":"99% of soda stream users use it to make sugary crap. Stop pretending."}
+{"text":"They don't, who the fuck do you know who even owns this thing?"}
+{"text":"Fat people, i.e. the average soda stream owner"}
+{"text":"Cram it. We wanna see what you got. Share progress photos."}
+{"text":"half of those are diet"}
+{"text":"I just spent an hour and a half making these gay retarded little French cookies, it took 4 failures over the last 2 weeks and now I've got it down. What's the next difficult recipe I should try to improve my /ck/tism?"}
+{"text":"Sugar. It's always sugar. Shiny? Sugar. Crispy? Sugar. Moist? Sugar. Brittle? Sugar. Thicker? Sugar."}
+{"text":"I didn't know I screwed up until after they had finished baking, you don't really know beforehand. Biggest things are making sure your ratios are right, having a solid meringue, don't over macaronage and drying the tops fully. Everything else is oven temp. I was gonna make some cream cheese danishes later I'll post the results. I just fold them in half like an arch and put them in the bottom rack of the dishwasher, make sure the big chunks have been washed off though Cake shimmer dust. You can also do like a macaron moonpie and dip half in chocolate ganache. Pic not mine but a shop near me that I'm gonna copy"}
+{"text":"this, so much this"}
+{"text":"I don't give a fuck make baked alaska"}
+{"text":"Post urs"}
+{"text":"As an adult should food still be fun? I need your thoughts."}
+{"text":"Spices are all psychologically children."}
+{"text":"Your life doesn't sound all that enjoyable"}
+{"text":"The white man doesn't relax because he knows there is work to be done."}
+{"text":"Why do Mexican people like goku so much?"}
+{"text":"So anime was affordable to syndicate and easy to dub. It got a lot of play time on TV."}
+{"text":"please anons, recommend me a decent cheap (up to 80eur preferably less) induction single top I'm browsing Amazon.de and every best seller has a couple of really bad reviews that puts me off. I just want a decent small space top to try cooking properly."}
+{"text":"It's just bread, tomato, cheese and some leaves. It ain't all that bruh."}
+{"text":"ebonics"}
+{"text":"it's fresh mozzarella which has more moisture, if it was covered the pizza would be soggy. pizzas that completely cover with cheese use low moisture mozzarella."}
+{"text":"Fresh mozzarella is wet af, so it’ll turn the pizza into a soup if you cover the whole thing."}
+{"text":"It's funny because even though you say it's something simple, people manage to ruin it because they have shitty taste Where I live it's very common for everyone to put a ridiculous amount of cheese on it, and not even good quality cheese, but hey, normies are easy to please"}
+{"text":"A sign of a good recipe is simplicity. The emergent property of the universe is what makes food magical."}
+{"text":"Overpriced Nebb"}
+{"text":"cheap(ish), and good their blanco is even cheaper, and also a very solid full-bodied white. good value for money producer"}
+{"text":"I will always associate muga blanco with MILFs because there was a hot MILF I was trying to take home at a bar once because I heard she was having a falling out with her husband and she ordered a muga blanco and I tried to talk wine with her and she was having none of it and that was an utter failure"}
+{"text":"I gather the red tondonia gran reserva is the \"real\" LdH. Too pricey"}
+{"text":"Hey I had this, this week"}
+{"text":"The Reserva Tondonia is considered the benchmark for the style and price, 50-60 bucks or so but they really demand some age to start showing fruit, otherwise they're super tight and acidic. 2010 shouldn't be too hard to find and is drinking incredibly right now. They're also often the same price as current vintage (if the shop doesn't just hike prices whenever they want) due to inflation."}
+{"text":"why does raw beef taste better than raw chicken or pork?"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"Mett sucks. Also trichinosis is still a problem in Europe."}
+{"text":"why do different things taste different? because they’re different things. retard."}
+{"text":"Because lightly toasted baguette slices in butter are a thousand times better?"}
+{"text":"sometimes chips just hit the spot, especially decent quality ones made in olive oil"}
+{"text":"Noodlebrehs, wake me up inside (I can't wake up)"}
+{"text":"OP doesn't know how to boil noodles in a pot"}
+{"text":"What do the intellectual giants of /ck/ think of uhhhhhhhhhhh bananas?"}
+{"text":"is that a fucking microfiber cloth? the single biggest source of plastics?"}
+{"text":"No, it's a banana."}
+{"text":"There’s no point in eating them. They offer nothing special nutritionally."}
+{"text":"I prefer cherry bananas over those huge monstrosities."}
+{"text":"tru unlike yours mine kept growing tho"}
+{"text":"Hating white chocolate because it's not real chocolate is fucking retarded. Nutella is technically not a chocolate spread but a palm oil with sugar, American cheese is not technically cheese and some ice cream is not even ice cream. Does it make them not taste good? Why should someone give a shit?"}
+{"text":"regular milk chocolate is just better both by itself and any preparation that includes chocolate, only use case for white chocolate are a few desserts that look more visually pleasing with it"}
+{"text":"chocolate bean"}
+{"text":"chocolate beanis :DD"}
+{"text":"№21842782 Chocolate ketchup"}
+{"text":"retarded fucking example, donkey brains"}
+{"text":"5 dollars For french fries"}
+{"text":"You need a good lard guy"}
+{"text":"The worst thing that McDonald's have. Why don't make them from crunchy? Once they get cold they are so bad."}
+{"text":"Make fries with the potatoes, you absolute bell end"}
+{"text":"Make fries No. Why are you poorfags so desperate to slave away saving a couple bucks? The cost of fries is nowhere near worth the effort to make them myself."}
+{"text":"goes on /ck/ doesnt cook shills for ff I would encourage you to pursue a career rating shotguns by mouthfeel."}
+{"text":"it’s a curry ramen kind of day curry ramen is underrated"}
+{"text":"Nice try raaj"}
+{"text":"Ew what the fuck?? Come on man."}
+{"text":"The only difference between this and Roundmeal is that you can't win a meeting with Davis."}
+{"text":"Baloney."}
+{"text":"I love ‘em"}
+{"text":"These things kept me alive when I was in the Chernobyl exclusion zone around 2012 or so, and in more ways than one. I had ran out of bolts midway through a field of electros, and had no boys to help me out and no signal to request help on my PDA. I surely thought I would die. If I threw my PM or any of the little a rounds I had left, even if I got out, I would have been a dead man because of dogs. So there I was, rifling through my bag, chucking anything else at it I could spare. Well, what do you know, it's the half-eaten chunk of doctor's sausage that does it! The thing goes zap and I run faster than I ever had; I only barely got through before it recharged. Sure, I shat my pants, but I made it back in one piece, all thanks to doctor's sausage. I've always carried a piece on me since then for good luck."}
+{"text":"Meat clown"}
+{"text":"Tell me everything I need to know."}
+{"text":"Sometimes it's a different type of metat and it corrodes."}
+{"text":"Deglazing and shoving it in the dishwasher keeps it clean lol"}
+{"text":"Delusional"}
+{"text":"it is own shit I just don't cook in fuckin' plastic"}
+{"text":"Yes stainless steel is so effortless and straightforward that it's funny. Pan sauce, dishwasher. Boom. Like new."}
+{"text":"You cannot convince me that this woman wasn't drunk the whole time"}
+{"text":"woman"}
+{"text":"Do you mean her accent or just the timber of her voice in general? Cuz the voice is likely from hormonal shit and the scent is because well-to-do women, which she was one, were often trained in the transatlantic accent, which she was. I recently went to a funeral for an elderly friend who had that accent. She was racially classist and dressed like a crazy person but she was wonderful nonetheless. We miss you, Catherine, and your antisemitic rants. : ( I hope you're playing Scrabble in heaven."}
+{"text":"My bad. I'm thinking of the Joy of Cooking chick."}
+{"text":"Every TV chef from Julia Child to the people doing it today like Gordon Ramsay is completely wasted by the time they're actually doing the cooking. She knew what she was doing for the British and French foods, I'm sure. But after hundreds of episodes and a few cookbooks and even a legacy that fully embraces her with a standalone film that is completely on the idea of some Xillennial woman wanting to copy her. But once you're teaching everyone in the English world about something like Chow Mein or something, her and everyone else who isn't some Asian Chef whose weakness might be Scando-Russian cuisine, just read the lines, drink the wines and I'm sure there was some legal amphetamines to prop Julia's era of chefs up"}
+{"text":"God bless"}
+{"text":"nobody cares about the nuances of your photos we're just here to laugh at you like a freak in a human zoo"}
+{"text":"THIS! Get a fucking clue, OP. And stop eating like a pig."}
+{"text":"get a clue why dont YOU get a clue, kevin?"}
+{"text":"Is the beefaroni unheated?"}
+{"text":"*poops on your pizza* Suptv sends its regards."}
+{"text":"I've never had fish on pizza. Is that really a thing people do?"}
+{"text":"Middle Easterners and Indians always do it and do it righ. I once had a chicken tikka and kebab pizza and it was amazing, granted I was very inebriated when I had it."}
+{"text":"I know this is bait, but just throwing it out there: cured anchovies aren't really fish. Obviously I know they're fish that swim in the ocean, but for culinary purposes they're used completely differently. Would you pair cod with chicken on lettuce? I suspect not. But would you eat a chicken caesar salad? Probably yes."}
+{"text":"It isn't unusual. You live somewhere stupid."}
+{"text":"I love anchovies when they’re actually done right which they never are. apparently there is some fucking thing going around that anchovy refers to the packing process which is basically just cramming them in a salt block and no surprise they have no fucking taste except pure salt and smell bad. anchovies that are lightly seasoned and packed in olive oil are delicious and would go great on pizza but those are even hard to find when you’re looking for them so there is zero chance a pizza place is going to use the right anchovies"}
+{"text":"What do they belong on?"}
+{"text":"What country has the worst cuisine?"}
+{"text":"What you think of as uk good is not actually uk food but food that emerged as a result of the power of the socialist managerial bureaucracy that has held power in Briton since the world wars. Prior to that the United Kingdom had its own unique high as well as common cuisine that was then crushed."}
+{"text":"lol Why does it not surprise me that you can't spell Britain? I wonder."}
+{"text":"You put bananas and peanuts on pizza"}
+{"text":"plain elbow macaroni drizzled with ketchup Good god"}
+{"text":"curry Now as British as apple pie and delish trad brit food Just put more spices in you're a shit cook"}
+{"text":"There's no reason to be intimidated. It really is this easy."}
+{"text":"that kitchen worktop Wait! WTF! I think I know who you are IRL"}
+{"text":"Some restaurants opt for swai as their fish and chips"}
+{"text":"No you don't."}
+{"text":"No shit? I've never seen it advertised. They might have some vague thing on the menu about \"ask your server what's fresh today\". I've seen that before. I just discovered swai a couple years ago and couldn't believe the quality for the price. It's a great starter fish for people who don't think they like fish. It's like $4/lb consistently. Making it cheaper than ground beef, pork chops, chicken breasts often. I saw catfish chunks on sale for $2.50/lb but they were sold out. You could fry up a lot of catfish for those prices. Just tossed in cornmeal. I was coming up with all kinds of uses for it. In the summer I'll be spending a lot more for wild salmon."}
+{"text":"Chiu Chow Chili Oil my nigga, Le Cum Gay is the best"}
+{"text":"Are you seriously trying to tell me that filters made of plastic and paper are tasting better than tasteless stainless steel? The only alternative i would use is ceramic, but those funnels don't have that fine holes to prevent ground coffee to get into the mug."}
+{"text":"yes because paper actually filters properly while steel doesn't. steel also doesn't prevent fines from getting into the mug."}
+{"text":"Fine metal filters are impossible to get completely clean without an ultrasonic bath. Ergo, eventually the coffee they brew will taste bad."}
+{"text":"You are like little baby."}
+{"text":"too bad you don't baby sit no more. Could've been a naughty little brat who only drinks decaf with sugar and milk"}
+{"text":"Who here loves a mucky butty? Salo, butter, oil and other fat-on-bread enjoyers here. There is nothing more simple or enjoyable than a well seasoned and rich fat on bread deserving of it."}
+{"text":"Those aren’t Americans."}
+{"text":"Subhumans"}
+{"text":"based norf"}
+{"text":"fat on bread uk >:( fat on bread russia :o"}
+{"text":"Just make a pound of bacon, fry the bread in the grease until it's all absorbed, a little HP sauce... your done."}
+{"text":"offers customers nearly unlimited choice for a low cost what's the problem?"}
+{"text":"all the flavors and syrups come out through a single nozzle so everything tastes largely the same even if you run water through it first"}
+{"text":"You're not drinking the approved combinations of soda water and corn syrup."}
+{"text":"Top right corner says \"Kino\""}
+{"text":"Oh shit you're right it totally says Kino."}
+{"text":"So? Keno is a game. And Kind is a way to act."}
+{"text":"Instantly makes your food taste better than other people's"}
+{"text":"I don't know"}
+{"text":"fucking midwit meme 6th graders learn the periodic table"}
+{"text":"Try it on popcorn"}
+{"text":"except i have a superior alternative"}
+{"text":"ahh I'll rape your \"ahh\" if you can't talk like a human being."}
+{"text":"I did some baking this morning. Check out these little guys!"}
+{"text":"What country are you in OP?"}
+{"text":"America"}
+{"text":"olives work great with this"}
+{"text":"I was thinking of making some with sausages or peppers added. Not quite like a Turkish pide though."}
+{"text":"go nuts, theres many things you can do with dough"}
+{"text":"Why did they discontinue the chocolate and strawberry Cottees instant pudding? You can only buy vanilla now. wtf"}
+{"text":"eat your powdered vanilla corn syrup and shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"well cottees is just kraft heinz, so go buy some jello pudding"}
+{"text":"Dyes, maybe? You can just add your favorite powdered chocolate or strawberry milk mix or whatever. Instant pudding mix is just modified corn starch, sugar (or aspartame if sugar free), maltodextrin, fortifications, and other bullshit. But you can just use plain corn starch and a tiny bit of baking soda to stabilize your milk."}
+{"text":"Meat prices have risen significantly. And if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding."}
+{"text":"What's your go to curry? For me, Jalfrezi"}
+{"text":"I thought jalfrezi was a mild one with bell peppers. It's supposed to be loaded with chilis?"}
+{"text":"Who is Rogan Josh? What does he want?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so angry? It is well documented that white Britons love curry. More than Indians, potentially"}
+{"text":"Joe's brother."}
+{"text":"Younger generation of UK desis really are into curry less than white brits, most of the ones I know live on fried chicken, pizza and sweets, they don't like spice at all."}
+{"text":"What are some good fillings to try? In the past I've done the usual mayo/tuna, and I've also done ham/egg/cheese which works really well. Do you guys leave the rice plain? I'm thinking a little sushi seasoning would make it more interesting."}
+{"text":"all those words went though a period of transition and ridicule before they went mainstream. You are severely retarded."}
+{"text":"you are trying too hard, this isn't believable anymore."}
+{"text":"G.I. Joe’s guts, Tojo."}
+{"text":"Whole bunch of weeb apologists. You’re all faggots, simple as."}
+{"text":"Showed up to the thread late, but my favorite filling is Okaka (just bonito flakes and soy sauce, I also add some sesame seeds for some more flavor). For flavoring the rice, technically all you really need to do is heavily salt the bowl of water you use to get your hands wet while you shape them and the rice will get salted from that."}
+{"text":"Living in my car here. Only got an inverter and a electric hot pot i can only run when my car is running. What foods can I boil and cook in 20 mins with just water? I have access to ice and have a yeti cooler where I can keep food cold and frozen for about 1 and a half days. What foods can stock up on to cook in a pot that's about 4 liters? Right now I'm only doing ramen and canned carrots/corn."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Me on the right"}
+{"text":"i think you're completely overblowing the sheer damage a fried egg will do to this man's car as a way to nitpick deep up his ass with a fake problem"}
+{"text":"Its the principle. Almost everything people do is controlled by vibes and not sense"}
+{"text":"Because hobos that live in their car piss on it. I guess they like it that way."}
+{"text":"Didn't buy - saw it at dollar tree, which should be called 1.25 tree. My thing is snickers. It's it at least as good as pewdiepie popcorn?"}
+{"text":"i need about tree fiddy"}
+{"text":"Tree fiddy..."}
+{"text":"I tried the peanut butter chocolate bar once out of curiosity, it was okay but nothing to write home about."}
+{"text":"I was told this recently by a neighbour but I've not been in that store in a good long while as I've no real reason to ever go there."}
+{"text":"Thanks, Trumpbama!"}
+{"text":"What are some good meals to cook/bake and freeze that last in the freezer and are great when reheated?"}
+{"text":"Mason jars mustard race"}
+{"text":"nearly every midwest casserol type dish. just add a little more liquid when prepping it."}
+{"text":"yeah, you know we have freezers and more then one recipe?"}
+{"text":"You can prep 2 meals if you cant enjoy the same good meal."}
+{"text":"It saddens me that I wasn't able to experience eating a pizza in a dimly lit wooden room as I watch an electronic cabaret and then follow it up with a gaming session at the arcade."}
+{"text":"I wish faggots wouldn't post nonsense because they are lonely"}
+{"text":"we're whalers on the moon we carry our harpoons"}
+{"text":"lead by example"}
+{"text":"I don't care one way or the other, but I'd rather be spending my taxes on animatronic pizza places than Somalian day cares"}
+{"text":"Imagine how many kids would be screaming fnaf refferences"}
+{"text":"What was your worst cooking or fast food job? Why did it suck? What made it suck? Any good stories?"}
+{"text":"limiting their germs to others. They literally are not. Look at the numbers of nations/states that didn't mask at all and compare them to your shithole nation/state that did. People who wear masks are the dumbest goy cattle on the planet earth."}
+{"text":"You probably smell bad from taking the MAGAVax"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there's been any studies done on covid induced paranoid schizophrenia."}
+{"text":"Some days I can still hear the ticket printer"}
+{"text":"Let me translate it for you: \"It looks like you made this post to collect stories to repost on different websites, especially reddit. Please commit suicide you homosexual original poster so you may annoy us no longer\" Translaror's note: OP is a faggot"}
+{"text":"dough flour butter cheese pepperoni Why is Garbage Bread was goated?"}
+{"text":"Are you wanting a food with only protein ? As opposed to the only 2 other macronutrients that provide calories ?"}
+{"text":"yes, there is a new breed of turbo autist who does not give a shit about anything besides protein and the internet"}
+{"text":"Stromboli? I don't know what that crapola is but it sounds like something a Somalanian would eat. I'm not a vegan so I only eat steak. Whisky. Done. Give it to me still mooing. I do not support open borders so I wouldn't eat that, maybe it's popular in the Venezuela? I heard they have \"free\" health care there like the bartender wants so maybe you can go back there and get your Wuhan hoax masks after you stand in line for some bread."}
+{"text":"most convincing /ck/ LARP"}
+{"text":"It's \"pizza snails\" here."}
+{"text":"newfags can’t triforce"}
+{"text":"Try to contain your sobbing, poser."}
+{"text":"Threads full of candy-ass roody poos"}
+{"text":"who is this horse guy? i bet he says many whacky words"}
+{"text":"is this a good maha meal?"}
+{"text":"poser. you can write however you want on here, seems like you are the one trying to fit in"}
+{"text":"Why are these the traditional side dish for pizza? Wouldn't you want something with meat/protein instead?"}
+{"text":"traditional it literally only started in the 2000s."}
+{"text":"t. european"}
+{"text":"Its just a cheap way to use extra ingredients."}
+{"text":"Pizza doesn't traditionally have any side dish. Also this."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't you want something with meat/protein instead? You could always add meat or protein such as cheese and meat?"}
+{"text":"Visiting Iowa for a bit and what the fuck is up with the coffee shops here? They're all giant menus of dessert-like creations. No I don't want a maple sugar-blast cinnamon winter festive latte with whipped cream. I want a quality espresso. The fuck? Is this how people really eat in the heartland? Also god damn there's nothing to see here. Just cars, pavement, cars, houses, cars, lawns, cars, cars, cars. And everyone's a dick. Local restaurants seem to barely exist, it's all chains along the main drags in this town."}
+{"text":"Are you a suburban white woman by any chance?"}
+{"text":"What's up with group x doing y? Don't you all agree with me that group x is stupid for doing y? Glad there are people on this anonymous message board who agree with me that I am better than the people of group x. I will be here again in a few hours to post more about how groups a, b, and c are doing things that make them inferior to me. Please respond to those posts like you did to this one, I need the dopamine hit and to feel better about myself. Don't you ever get tired of posting this trash over and over again? We get it. You're a loser with nothing going on in your life. The only way you can feel significant is to find some inconsequential detail of the lives of other and try to bond in a shared hatred of that group. After all, if everyone agrees group x sucks and you're not part of group x, surely that means you're better than group x. Just stop. This type of behavior is the psychological equivalent of eating empty calories all day. It feels good in the moment but in the end is self destructive."}
+{"text":"pro tip: when visiting the Midwest instead of just driving aimlessly along highways and strip malls look up quaint little historic towns. there are more of these places than you think and usually these towns have one single thing going on for them that is the tourist thing but that's enough for one short visit. just be in a mindset to look at boring (quaint) things like the biggest ketchup bottle or some historic white person's birth house or something like that. also talk to some real people who live there, they are usually very friendly. PS: the midwest loves their deserts, ice cream, cookies, custards, and super sugary coffee, yes. if you want just straight black coffee you can get it but you might get some weird looks."}
+{"text":"The only way you can feel significant is to find some inconsequential detail of the lives of other and try to bond in a shared hatred of that group. that's pretty much this whole site though"}
+{"text":"And they all vote against their interests"}
+{"text":"I'm brimming with power after gathering all the infinity stones of drank. I cannot cramp. I cannot feel tired. I have fast carb energy every sip. I get the placebo buff of vitamins. I know how to brush my teeth. I am literally unstoppable. I have become drink, the destroyer of drinks."}
+{"text":"Distilled water tastes like shit"}
+{"text":"the word youre looking for is \"isotonic\", these are drinks designed to help athletes maintain electrolytes and minerals when theyre sweating a lot (you shouldnt drink them cold)"}
+{"text":"I don't think I need a Gatorade for 5 minutes of sweat and a trickle of jizz. How long does the sesh have to be for Gatorade to get involved?"}
+{"text":"It's crazy how memes against whey and creatine are spammed among normalfags but these fucking electrolyte packets go completely under the radar. I wouldn't be surprised if this shit ends up being found out as a health risk in 10 years while DYEL's and millennial moms are snorting full packets for absolutely no reason right now."}
+{"text":"There was a jocular attitude awhile ago mocking the concept of \"mineral water\" and people who drank it. Millennials were the ones who dominated the culture at that time, so unless a millennial mom today either doesn't remember or doesn't see the similarity then that would be the only way she would be \"snorting\" electrolyte salt As for DYELs, this isn't /fit/. Shouldn't it be \"DYEC\" here?"}
+{"text":"I remember reading somewhere that one of the key things was Uva Ceylon."}
+{"text":"Interesting. I will look into it. In my cupboard I found a bag of tea labelled “hk milk tea” probably from 20+ years ago. I made it and it tasted very authentic. Haven’t found anything as close as that since. Still,  and  are kinda okay. It costs close to $3 CAD to buy a cup from a restaurant and sometimes more."}
+{"text":"Hmmm that sounds interesting but I'd have to sample it first before committing to a whole brick at that price, and samples are sold out. Description says It underwent light Hong Kong storage but without tasting it I'm personally not willing to bet 200 bucks that the HK storage didn't make it taste overwhelmingly/mostly just like HK stored puer. I'm sure it's not like that and it's really good though, I think I'm just trying to talk myself out of buying it. I really do wish I could sample it. Let us know what you think when you get to try it."}
+{"text":"My first shou is the best shou I have yet tasted. 2022 7562 Dayi from quiche is so nice, I'll need to buy another brick before they raise the price. Is the other 7562 equally good?"}
+{"text":"My first shou is the best shou I have yet tasted. Many such cases"}
+{"text":"people think eating rabbit is weird wtf? why? rabbit meat should be way more popular"}
+{"text":"That is very clearly Greek"}
+{"text":"I would rather eat goat than rabbit. Rabbit tastes funny."}
+{"text":"Your mother's pussy tastes funny. Goat and rabbit are both fine."}
+{"text":"I think that was the joke... It's hard to tell with some Americans. Run it through a translator, Mr. Poultry."}
+{"text":"poultry You mean poetry? That isn't a word, stupid ESL."}
+{"text":"I am autistic and hyperactive and struggle to eat consistently despite the fact that it is crucial for me to eat to counteract my issues with executive function in the first place. This creates a nasty cycle. The friction of having to cook, clean, cook, transport food to work/uni, etc... is just too much sometimes. I have a busy life and is often on the move. Cooking, the dish cleaning that follows, re-heating and transporting all create friction that make it hard to eat in the first place When you cook, you make your dishes dirty, and when you make your dishes dirty, you can't cook with them until you clean them, and if you forget to do so then you don't wanna cook anymore because you also don't want to clean your dishes. The fact you are on amphetamine salts encourage you also not to eat. Not eating strips you away from essential nutrients that would help you have better executive function, which in turns makes you fail in cooking AGAIN because you lack executive function and is overwhelmed with other problems in your work, academic, and business life. I hate the fact I am even saying this because this sounds incredibly weak and pussy and I despise my brain for being like this. I tried to cook in bulk but my food ends up going bad too fast. I am trying to figure out a modular, transportable, low friction system. I usually cook in bulk : Fried rice with eggs and pork Rice and liver Rice and beans Spinach stew with chicken hearts and chicken breasts And then I put in the refrigerator. But then it goes bad too fast. I don't like the idea of putting everything in the freezer because freezing and then microwaving, tends to ruin the texture of the food, and I can't lie, I hate to sound spoiled but the texture of the food is almost more important for me than its taste. Really and truly I probably should just eat the food and stop worrying about such little things when the most important thing is to get my nutrients, but for some reason I cannot get past this (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Thank you a lot anon! I appreciate you for recognizing this in me. I hope you enjoy success, happiness and fulfillment in life as well! It's perfectly fine to prepare sandwiches or a baguette with cheese and cold cuts to take with you to work. All that dirties is a knife and the cutting board. Which you can just wipe down Right, I'm not too used to doing this but this might indeed be what I should start doing. Sandwiches/baguettes/burritos. If you want to cook in bulk, learn to love stews. Those dishes can be frozen and reheated with no loss in quality. Keep long too. Will definitely do this. Sounds like you need to change your habits so you have an easier time during the day instead of learning coping mechanisms. Right I might do so although it's close to coldest. I haven't put it to the max because last time I did that I had some drip tray problems. But thanks I will consider."}
+{"text":"Thank you! Do you have any recommendations for one pot/pan recipes? Alright looking some up to try and implement in my routine"}
+{"text":"You don't have to eat something cooked for every meal. This. You don't always have to cook to feed yourself. I snack on nuts and fruit instead of cooking Do you have any recommendations for one pot/pan recipes? Not that anon, but I cook eggs and then eat them from the pan"}
+{"text":"Start with something easier that you can use as lunch, like toasted sandwiches. buy two loaves of bread buy a can of diced tomato (regular ~400g/14oz can) buy ~400g shredded cheese buy whatever cheap diced/shredded ham you can get to around 250g to 400g sandwich freezer bags Combine all that in a bowl, and some pepper if you like it, maybe some dried herbs like oregano or basil or majoram. Then scoop it out onto the bread, cover with another bread slice. Put two per bag and freeze (or one if you might not eat two at a time). When you want lunch, take one of the bags out, put the frozen bread into a microwave for a couple minutes to start defrosting and separate the two sandwiches. Then put in your toasted sandwich maker with a bit of spray oil so you get nice browning. This will take you maybe 15 minutes to do and you'll get 16 to 22 sandwiches depending on the bread. Which is two weeks of lunches."}
+{"text":"Some in my rotation are picadillo, jambalaya, (American) goulash, stroganoff, and sausage/peppers/potatoes. Obviously some of these dishes can be as complicated as you want, but I’ll go for the easier one pot/pan version if I don’t have the time."}
+{"text":"What would you with this carrot?"}
+{"text":"$11.99 for carrotslop Nope."}
+{"text":"I'd be okay with trying that except I see sugar in the ingredients. If it's another one of those weirdly sweet Asian things, like all those goddamn Chinese tortilla chips that all taste like suga for some reason, then forget it."}
+{"text":"Done properly, it's barely noticeable since carrot is so sweet already but if you're sugar sensitive like I am, then yeah: getting someone else's morkovcha is usually gonna be a bad time because lotsa people add fucking tablespoons of that shit. Just make your own. It's easy. Yes, except I don't add sugar to mine, I bloom the spices and aromatics in the oil and I like using mushroom seasoning powder with it. Yes, I know that's southern Chinese and not Western but it tastes really good with the mushroom seasoning powder. The southern Chinese version of the salad with the bean paste, black vinegar and chili oil is okay, too, but I strongly prefer that one."}
+{"text":"vegetable oil second ingredient pass"}
+{"text":"This is my lunch. Say something nice about it."}
+{"text":"The plate is nice. I wouldn't mind owning a set of those plates. What's the brand?"}
+{"text":"It's jarred salsa that I didn't shake up"}
+{"text":"It reminds me of you."}
+{"text":"Sweet potatoes are well cooked, and I like that level of seasoning on the chicken"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about it. something nice about it."}
+{"text":"Have you ever worked for a food delivery service, /ck/?"}
+{"text":"i'm not indian or african, so no"}
+{"text":"I did it on the side from my main job and it was fun. Since the app does so much of the work it was kind of like playing a video game. Got to know my area better and you get to work and stop working whenever you feel like it. Can start at 2 in the morning and stop at 2:30 if you feel like it, or do 13 hours straight. There's always people ordering shit, and you barely have to interact with anybody. Averages out to about 20 bucks an hour so it's definitely not something to do for a living. Ruined it by getting a DUI."}
+{"text":"How did you handle people's retardation? Like giving drop off instructions that don't make sense?"}
+{"text":"Did it for about a year and don't really remember anything like that happening. Harder to deal with the restaurants, like getting caught in a McDonald's drive through line for a half hour because the dining room's closed and having the customer get impatient. But overall there were more positives than negatives I miss doing it and getting the extra cash."}
+{"text":"I did uber eats for a little while the worst experience I had (aside from slipping on ice) was some guy that refused to open his door, and I was supposed to hand the delivery to him after you wait a few minutes without the guy showing up, the app just lets you leave it in front of the door"}
+{"text":"This be a thread were we shall share some horrific stories of things we experienced, wether we're working Service or in the Kitchen. I'll start. be me working as a head waiter in a Hotel Restaurant Help our new hires setting up the buffet for our house guests one's a waiter and the other a cook notice the waiter placing down a big bowl of tomatoes look at the bowl WTF THERE ARE TOMATOES STARTING TO ROT MIXED IN WITH FRESH ONES ask new hired waiter how he couldn't see nor smell that he just shrugs ask the new cook who prepared those tomatoes another shrug grap bowl and go off to the head chef before throwing the 'matos away mfw it turned out the new waiter was on drugs and the cook never ever gave single a fuck Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Hi Gordon"}
+{"text":"christ at least you can still see"}
+{"text":"Still alive and they're still a couple but I forget if he's in Israel (pretty sure he's not allowed in the US but I could be wrong)"}
+{"text":"report owner to ICE You're a cunt"}
+{"text":"should have sued for constructive dismissal"}
+{"text":"This little guy had some Crustacean Celebration treats before we said goodbye. Which foods do your pets go nuts over?"}
+{"text":"Will this thread thoroughly depressed me"}
+{"text":"My girl likes to lick the cheese powder off of cheetos. Won't eat a damn bit of meat we offer her, but she loves the powder"}
+{"text":"my 20 year old boy stopped eating when his kidneys shut down for good so I never got to give him a good last meal. his ashes are in a box in the back of my closet and I pause and stare at it every time I grab something off the top shelf. I have a clipping of his fur just as it was on his body next to his paw print. I'm so tired"}
+{"text":"Poor angel. Get another one."}
+{"text":"My tabby gets fancy feats and grain free kibble. Ever day meals are supplemented with boiled chicken hearts or livers. 'Dry' chicken whenever we make it, fish depending on seasonings, and cheese if he's being good. Feed em real food, they'll have fewer health problems and live longer."}
+{"text":"I love to cook, but my crock pot truly is a savior. Dump and go, set it and forget it, any level of cooking skill you have will not matter because the crock pot is warmth, it is love, it will take care of you anon. Anyways, post some of your best recipes for this magnificent piece of technology!"}
+{"text":"This. Or any old pot with a lid works fine. I make stews all the time in a $10 aluminum pot. As long as you have a stove with burner set to low, you're golden."}
+{"text":"I am using my crock pot right now to cook a pot roast. I just season the meat with salt pepper and garlic powder, and put it in the crock pot with a packet of hidden valley ranch powder, au jus powder, a stick of butter, half a cup of water, 10 pepperoncinis and some of the vinegar. Let that shit sit on low for 10 hours, and it comes out fucking awesome."}
+{"text":"raw ingredients go in 4-10 hours cooked food comes out Seems like cooking to me. I just made one of those packaged pork roasts, the ones that come with the vegetables and seasoning packed with the pork in one tray. Pretty tasty and no effort on my part. Just had to top up the water on occasion."}
+{"text":"Other than dump shit in before going to work get home and have mediocre food ready to eat these are a meme. Just use a pot/stove or Dutch oven/oven."}
+{"text":"Had it for the first time an hour ago. This might be my new favorite way to prepare steak. That mushroom sauce is fucking ambrosia."}
+{"text":"Fair, I do like getting tossed"}
+{"text":"Okay, well until you've made it you shouldn't phrase it \"my favorite way to prepare\"."}
+{"text":"I didn't. You're responding to someone else. He just read the name on the plate. Which is what you should have done."}
+{"text":"I havent had steak like this but i should."}
+{"text":"Imagine covering up the flavor of a good piece of meat with mushroom sauce You beat me to it"}
+{"text":"Is it true that the larger lobsters actually don't taste that good?"}
+{"text":"yes, meat gets stringy and dry. young, tender, sweet pink meat is best."}
+{"text":"Large lobsters take like 15-20 years to grow. Legal sized ones take like 5-7 years. The large ones can make 100,000 eggs annualy while small ones make 10x less. The majority of the eggs don't reach adulthood so more is better."}
+{"text":"Because babies are delicious."}
+{"text":"I kill my lobsters humanely and I'm pretty sure it's a legal requirement to stun a cow before you slaughter it. A captive bolt pistol to the head is not inhumane. And it's not like cows look up at the stars or ponder their mortality."}
+{"text":"based and ethicspilled"}
+{"text":"Why do people still go to McDonald's in 2026 lol."}
+{"text":"Lol. don't support phone posters"}
+{"text":"Compose yourself."}
+{"text":"They had better food, and playgrounds with unique features like two story overlooks in a fake tree or hamburger. They used to believe customers wanting to come stay in the place was a good thing. Families would laugh, adults would eat, kids could play. Then cultural enrichment happened. People in the ghetto had unsupervised kids destroying the equipment when staying half the day. Tagging and carving gang symbols into the high quality powder coat paint meant to last years of rough use. Having turf wars in the restaurant. Endless refills they don't pay for as they pocket all the available condiments and ruin the bathrooms. They realized cheaper food and nothing that keeps you any longer than needed to pick it up is ideal, and the easiest prison inspired furniture to clean if you insist on eating there has higher profit margins and lower operating costs. The modern design is an order on the app come grab it and get the hell out inspiration."}
+{"text":"Gay take at least if you cook at home you know Tyrone wasn’t standing on your lettuce before you ate it."}
+{"text":"China McDonald’s and KFC have to complete with 8888 other fried chicken joints with similar quality and comparable prices, if not cheaper in the same street. In US, I’m sure you can get good fried chicken but you’re paying premium prices (plus tip) so fast food slop joints don’t really need to compete quality wise."}
+{"text":"ck webm thread!"}
+{"text":"getting all pointy elbows for a second, she has wonky tits and a big jew nose & masculine jaw feature. also she's an attention whore. doesn't deseed the pepper"}
+{"text":"1/10 that pizza looks like shit"}
+{"text":"Oinker cannot bite, he chews"}
+{"text":"You really don't think that story made it to /ck/?"}
+{"text":"Flat white is a pussy’s way of drinking an espresso. Just get a latte or a cappuccino and admit you’re a fag who just drinks coffee to pretend you have a personality."}
+{"text":"What are some of your favorite appetizers to have/make for a major sporting event like the Super Bowl or whatever Europeans watch? Indoor and outdoor cooking applies"}
+{"text":"can somebody post the superbowl snack fail where old mate drops the corner of the kiddie pool full of snacks and it's a complete loss as they all dump onto the floor"}
+{"text":"Wings are always a must, I do like making a Stromboli and slicing it into sections and having some marinara to dip it in"}
+{"text":"My favorite are boudin balls. Doesn't sound too appetizing when described but is fucking amazing. Toothpick/skewer friendly. They are labor intensive to make but worth it."}
+{"text":"DAY RUINED"}
+{"text":"Smith and Cross for the Jamaican since I acquired some recently, but have been using Appleton prior to finding it; Gosling's 151 for the overproof because I can't find any of the nicer overproofs near me. I did see some Plantation OFTD recently though so that might be a good alternative. In a drink with so many ingredients though I doubt that it makes a huge difference."}
+{"text":"Okay /cock/s I am trying to workshop a drink to use up this cinnamon syrup and I had a few ideas. I was thinking that an old fashioned/improved whiskey cocktail/revolver variation with either rye or dark rum, coffee liqueur, and cinnamon syrup would be good. I'm not sure how to balance it so that it's not too sweet, and I also wasn't sure what bitters and citrus peel to use. I was thinking 2oz spirit, 1/4 oz Mr. Black, and 1/4 oz cinnamon syrup would be a good ratio to start with. I don't think this should make it too sweet since the cinnamon syrup is only 1:1, but I'm afraid the coffee might not be present enough at that ratio and that increasing it to 1/2oz might end up making it too sweet. If I go the revolver route then I would use orange bitters and an orange peel, but I also think it would be good with either (or both) angostura or cocoa bitters and a lemon peel. I might just try these two permutations first and see if it has any potential or is just gross."}
+{"text":"You get idiots in every space that have their own fudd lore for shit they experienced but didn't have the brain capacity to properly explain OR because they received lore from another fudd. It's a natural human quirk to believe bullshit that keeps the snake oil industries and scam industries in massive business."}
+{"text":"Cookin up some lamb leg steak sandwiches (rolls) with caramelised onion, tzatziki and a fair dabbing of thick mint sauce. Served with a tropical jalapeño Greek salad."}
+{"text":"Boring. You're an awful bore"}
+{"text":"Australian Pieces"}
+{"text":"Looks great."}
+{"text":"Agreed, I’d eat 2 plate at least"}
+{"text":"ever just eat some sausage n cheese n mustard?"}
+{"text":"This used to be my favorite cheese for that sort of thing, but I haven't seen it in forever."}
+{"text":"Sometimes just mustard alone. Not too much, but i love it."}
+{"text":"Why would something with horseradish of all things need artificial flavor?"}
+{"text":"actual horseradish matter might fuck up whatever chemical process is required to turn that cheese into a block no clue if it's true, i'm just spitballing. it might just be as shrimple as cost cutting"}
+{"text":"What do you get from the breakfast shelves?"}
+{"text":"i should add the bacon is extremely high quality compared to bacon you can get at mcdonalds or wherever else"}
+{"text":"factory Loser"}
+{"text":"based whey frumunda enjoyer"}
+{"text":"walk 50 more steps get fresh baguette and eggs avoid oil turds"}
+{"text":"That still doesn’t make sense. You’d have to take this stuff home and heat it up. A fast food place would give you fresh hot food."}
+{"text":"i'll start"}
+{"text":"You gonna eat that candle?"}
+{"text":"Candle?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you putting in your gin?"}
+{"text":"Orange juice, looks like."}
+{"text":"I miss being a normal person in general"}
+{"text":"Sauces aren't just for the crust, you know."}
+{"text":"Like a keto casserole kinda thing? That's good. LOL, wow! So you think the very acknowledgement that there's a lot of fake news out there that needs to be fact checked and debunked is some sort of \"jewish conspiracy\". You're even dumber and more hardcore anti-intellectual than I'd previously assumed. I can't even wrap my head around what kind of worldview you must have. You trust only that which opposes \"the official narrative\", don't you? You reserve the right to think everything you're told by \"the experts\" is a big lie perpetrated by \"them\", and whatever the alternative story, no matter how fucking schizoid it appears on the surface, is preferable to you. I know, I know.... you're not reading all of this. You don't like a lot of words, and I'm some paid opposition part of the conspiracy anyway. I'm probably myself a filthy, scheming Jew. lol"}
+{"text":"like me cheesie za plain simple as scuse the burnt ones. sick and shitposting."}
+{"text":"Kinda like an Italian bake with pepperoni and the bottom is cooked really well in a nonstick pan enough you can pick it up. It takes a few tries but it's better than being fat and eating bread."}
+{"text":"I'm with you. Fat head dough is pretty good, but no dough works too. I usually just make a really thin crust and load it with toppings so it's a little cheat. But I don't eat bread and potatoes and rice and pasta normally. I get a hankering for pizza now and then and only the real deal will do. I also make pepperoni chips with crispy cheese and dip them in sugarless marinara. I have all kinds of tricks."}
+{"text":"I don’t know what that sauce is but it’s not like cheez whiz or Rico’s at all. It’s thinner and different"}
+{"text":"Which sauce base do you prefer, creamy garlic/onion sauce? Alfredo? Ranch? Something else entirely?"}
+{"text":"Mushrooms and truffle"}
+{"text":"at what point does it cease being a pizza and become a tart instead? or are they the same thing?"}
+{"text":"Va Fangool"}
+{"text":"I like just garlic and olive oil. Alfredo sauce is tasty but seems to often meld with the cheese and make a mess. I haven’t tried green chili sauce but I can definitely see it being good sometimes"}
+{"text":"Ooh never had this before."}
+{"text":"'Forced' is an archaic term for finely ground meat, like pate."}
+{"text":"i would probably eat it if you didn't tell me what i was eating"}
+{"text":"This. The duck à la mode, the author alleges, is great. The liver would probably be good. Shark fins are probably fine. Holothuries are sea cucumbers; they supposedly have no taste at all so you're just eating marrow, which is fine. Eggs stuffed with perfumed jelly would depend on the jelly. Salamanders sound bad. Rats and leeches sound unsanitary. Author does not recommend the bamboo roots. Stop being such a picky eater."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm not 100% sure or anything, but I would imagine it means \"forced through a sieve\"."}
+{"text":"i prefer to eat off of a plate, but if i had nothing else. really depends on how clean it is"}
+{"text":"What do you do with these one-dollar chorizo tubes?"}
+{"text":"anyone bitching about low cuts is a pussy. now the nutrition fats are absolutely horrible"}
+{"text":"it’s kinda like how being horny turns off the disgust part of your brain. I hate it when it does that"}
+{"text":"Noooooo you're only allowed to eat popular cuts of meat!!!!! Everything else should be wasted"}
+{"text":"I HATE poorfags liek you who shouldve by all rights starved to death but insist on clinging to their miserable worthless lives"}
+{"text":"Do you know what it's made out of? Beef. Says right there on the package."}
+{"text":"Places you smell before you see"}
+{"text":"You're Moms' house"}
+{"text":"these fuckers get me every time. pecans are best btw."}
+{"text":"oh hell yeah these rock"}
+{"text":"AYO DIS NIGGA BE SMELLIN URANUS"}
+{"text":"Burger King"}
+{"text":"i just had this and it was really yummie!!!"}
+{"text":"same!!"}
+{"text":"i miss living in korea no, the snack food was not as good as japan, but the restaurants were great"}
+{"text":"i love banana milk"}
+{"text":"Little Caesars > Pizza Hut >>>>>>>Domiblows"}
+{"text":"Can we meet in the middle on really small chunks that actually cook properly and don't just heat up. Fuck id even say put them in a pan and par cook them first. No other ingredients just gets thrown on top as carelessly as pineapple. Pepperoni thin sliced Deens thin sliced. Mushroom, onion and peppers are thin sliced. Ground meats are crumbled finely. Pineapple is just added as big wet blocks."}
+{"text":"really small chunks that actually cook properly I wouldn't mind that, but I still enjoy thick, juicy chunks of half-cooked pineapple. What can I say? I enjoy the contrast."}
+{"text":"Sexooooo!!!!"}
+{"text":"claims pizza is simple immediately lists 14 rules says “any lack of attention will come through” my brother in christ it’s lunch"}
+{"text":"I checked ;)"}
+{"text":"that would cause me catastrophic acid reflux"}
+{"text":"had enough pepperoni today, Rick?"}
+{"text":"Can I have some of that, Ricky?"}
+{"text":"this isn't gerard depardieu?"}
+{"text":"Lay off the six paper joints, Ricky, your head's all messed up"}
+{"text":"Is Anchovy essentially a solid chunk of Garum? I think adding little bits of it in lieu of fish sauce would work very well."}
+{"text":"I call them dad treats, he couldn't stop himself. Here's the recipe: Dry ingredients 2 cups self-raising flour 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp black pepper 1 tsp oregano (you could avoid this but it highlights the cheese very well) Wet ingredients 1 cup milk 1 large egg 1/3 cup veg oil (not olive) 1/4 cup sour cream (I probably add closer to 1/3rd) 50g's finely diced/liquefied anchovies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Who said that it wasn't?"}
+{"text":"Garum is fish sauce from anchovy. They still make it in Greece, Italy, Libya, Turkey... all the way to China and beyond. It is made by fermenting the anchovies (or the local substitutes) and then drawing off the super salty liquid."}
+{"text":"Anchovies are too salty for me."}
+{"text":"Anchovy aren't digested by their own stomach so no. Flavour will be noticeably different, doesn't mean you can't throw a couple into a sauce where they will dissolve"}
+{"text":"Is it considered bad etiquette if a guy takes a girl out to a fancy restaurant but buys the $10 soup for himself while buying the $50 steak for his date? Does he look like a cheapass because he bought cheap for himself?"}
+{"text":"Smoke detector chirping is your gospel music. Your ghost will smell like menthols. I don't get it Yank thing I presume?"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"This would never ever happen IRL"}
+{"text":"shorts"}
+{"text":"Is working in the kitchen really as bad as /ck/ makes it seem?"}
+{"text":"stories?"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"All those people look insufferable to work with."}
+{"text":"there's no bmw keyfobs in the pic so no."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"does it need a soy bath?"}
+{"text":"*dramatic music plays*"}
+{"text":"The fish honestly just tastes like water."}
+{"text":"chill out Mr. Miyagi"}
+{"text":"Do you smoke?"}
+{"text":"At first I thought this movie was super cliche and shitty. I've changed my mind. It's actually really really fun."}
+{"text":"What does /ck/ think of Salt Fat Acid Heat?"}
+{"text":"Hello, my name is Salmon Nosrat"}
+{"text":"Smiling Nose Rat Nice try, I ain't reading this shit."}
+{"text":"Salt fat acid sneed"}
+{"text":"One of the great teachers I know"}
+{"text":"I thought it was pretty good when I read it as I was first getting into cooking years ago."}
+{"text":"I'm new to brandy and am really enjoying it. What VS Cognac do you consider the best as a daily drinker?"}
+{"text":"Martell is ok. Hennessy is not worth drinking ever. Makes me sick."}
+{"text":"Cough up the extra 10 bucks and buy D'usse VSOP. Tastes great and has no added sweeteners."}
+{"text":"Not too much of a Cognac drinker, but I do like Remy Martin"}
+{"text":"That's harder to get here in Australia, is it really that good? Any other recommendations?"}
+{"text":"deconstructed cheeseburger"}
+{"text":"following a recipe is constructing, there’s no 2 ways about it"}
+{"text":"You deconstruct one recipe to construct another. It’s basic alchemy."}
+{"text":"I might deconstruct your face."}
+{"text":"You got fucking destroyed kid. Grow up"}
+{"text":"deconstructed cow"}
+{"text":"I'll not apologize for my favorite foods or the fact that ramen noodles and sushi or vindaloo and NYC or margaritas style pizza aren't anywhere near the top of my list"}
+{"text":"My favourite food is slop I will not apologise for not having the other slop on my list"}
+{"text":"Only western food is good including Mediterranean etc, just nothing more far east of Lebanon , that's where you enter territory where the entire cuisines revolve around soup and \"street food\""}
+{"text":"I miss Din Dins. Board go dumb when he no post."}
+{"text":"Better"}
+{"text":"Just ordered a pizza for lunch."}
+{"text":"I’m gonna steal that pizza"}
+{"text":"this looks really good. can i feed you the grapes?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's optus. Aldi use Telstra so if they do a good deal that might be something to watch for."}
+{"text":"Have you ever cut a hamburger in half in order to immerse it in a bed of melted cheese?"}
+{"text":"OK but these are real people in a real ad for a real product"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Extra cheese slop please. On the side"}
+{"text":"yeah it looks disgusting"}
+{"text":"Use it to fill out your final remnants of chicken soup instead of feeding it to the cat"}
+{"text":"I have a dog though"}
+{"text":"Never feed a dog or cat any alium or food cooked with aliums, and especially do not feed them foods with alium powders. They are highly neurotoxic to them."}
+{"text":"What"}
+{"text":"he said onions are bad for pets"}
+{"text":"Never feed a dog or cat any alium or food cooked with aliums, and especially do not feed them foods with alium powders. They are highly neurotoxic to them."}
+{"text":"Chilly is curry with beef. nothing is special about Indian cooking, we just act like it's different. Change my mind."}
+{"text":"despite how different the actual dishes are I just explained that they have the exact same basic ingredients and method of preparation. You didn’t even dispute that. Instead you moved the goalpost to “well it’s different because they have different cultural roots.” But now you’re moving the goalpost back yet again. What a stupid and tedious person."}
+{"text":"Anons discovering in real-time that all of cuisine is just \"that\" but with \"this\""}
+{"text":"just explained that they have the exact same basic ingredients No you didn't retard. Your idea of \"basic ingredients\" was something as incredibly vague as \"aromatic spice paste\". The fact is that chili and curries use completely different aromatics and completely different spices. So basically your only argument is that they (sometimes, but not always) use a paste of (completely different) ingredients. How vague can you get? Its on the level of calling everything a sandwich that is contained in an edible vessel. Its so vague to the point of uselessness. Just call them both stews, why do you want to call it a curry so badly? Instead you moved the goalpost Moved from what? I'm literally repeating the same thing from my first post about how you're desperately trying to simplify the definition to include something that obviously isn't a curry as a curry. I've just elaborated upon it to the point its indisputable and you gave up and said it doesnt even matter."}
+{"text":"The fact is that chili and curries use completely different aromatics and completely different spices. That can only be true if curries are definitionally required to use certain spices no matter what. Which they aren’t. They just have to have spices. Which chili does. They also both often use garlic, onions and obviously chilis, so similar aromatics. You can’t just say “the fact is” and then follow up with something that’s demonstrably not true something that obviously isn't a curry Your argument is just circular reasoning based on a prejudged opinion. Chili can’t be curry because it obviously isn’t a curry, because I’ve already decided it isn’t a curry. You say “it’s not curry because it’s not Indian” which is obviously nonsense. The point of origin isn’t important. Then you say “it’s not curry because it has different ingredients” which is not true. But it doesn’t matter if your arguments don’t hold water, because apparently the important thing is that what you’ve already decided is true must remain true."}
+{"text":"The specific spice is called curry retard. It's in the name"}
+{"text":"1 completed pizza please. imagine only paying for half a side."}
+{"text":"This is just a regular pizza folded over."}
+{"text":"sandwiches should have 2 sides"}
+{"text":"I’ll admit I like calzone but fine the same crust to cheese and sauce ratio gross when it’s Chicago deep dish"}
+{"text":"This isn't enough to be a thread. Fuck you."}
+{"text":"I NEED THIS!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"so i'm gonna be making myself some pizza a week today and i've got time on my hands to be able to cold ferment it. Is Thursday --.> Saturday decent for a cold ferment in the fridge? imma be cooking it in my home oven at 270 Celsius, i dont have a pizza stone so i'm doing the upside down baking tr the dough recipe is: 350g strong bread flour 210g water 1g yeast 7g salt i'm aware that for a traditional naples pizza you need a pizza oven and 00 flour but i'm not spending hundreds of euro on something that i'll only use 3x a year Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know this isn't my thread, but I'm so close to perfecting my pizza bros. I'm so close, it's just dialing in the time now."}
+{"text":"you can do longer room temperature ferments, like 12+ hours, for a sort of best of both worlds approach though it requires very small amounts of yeast to avoid overproofing disaster, you can achieve that at home with dilution."}
+{"text":"biggest issue I have with focaccia is getting those big holes dunno if I'm using too much oil or not enough water or what 2 cups warm water - 2 teaspoons active dry yeast - 1 tablespoon honey - 1 teaspoon salt - 3 tablespoons olive oil - 4.5 cups bread flour (usually King Arthur) even got an aluminized steel pan just for making it but it has little to no holes"}
+{"text":"use more water (at least 2:1 Four:water) let it ferment a little longer than normal bread needs more salt too (1/2 tsp per 1 cup flour) for taste doesnt affect holes"}
+{"text":"I bulk ferment my pizza dough at rt for 36h then ball and let it do its final proof for another 6-8h."}
+{"text":"/steak/ This is how I cooked this ribeye. heat up stainless steel pan on element dab steak dry with paper towel, salt generously flip it, dab dry and salt again flick water into pan to make sure the mercury ball effect/leiden-nigger effect has been activated once pan is up to heat, throw blob of beef tallow into pan, swirl it around put steak in pan, use phone timer for 2.5 minutes flip steak, reset timer throw chunk of butter into pan baste the steak generously take out after 2.5 minutes and put onto plate heavy peppering Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cooking board it's raw"}
+{"text":"I feel the same with fried eggs, don’t really mind a solid yolk since it means the outsides get more crispy"}
+{"text":"quite grayed slightly charred should not have stopped those look like how I make the eggs i feed to my trash can"}
+{"text":"I once had sunny side up eggs at a small restaurant and little did I know that meant just cooked on one side and it was raw on top. I asked if they could recook the egg. The guy kinda looked annoyed but he still did it. I always thought sunny side up meant fried on both sides but yolk still liquid."}
+{"text":"Use a lid and a lower temp for your eggs."}
+{"text":"58g of protein great workout meal 2bh."}
+{"text":"I fully agree."}
+{"text":"I’m so fucking depressed, I’m gonna go rewatch his videos and hopefully laugh once or twice"}
+{"text":"Dinner is served."}
+{"text":"I'm fat and usually make 8oz pasta and add 8-10oz cheese to it"}
+{"text":"Because of AIDS"}
+{"text":"I'm repulsed by the undercooked bacon. It's pink! Tips for people like OP Use a few tablespoons of bacon fat and fry up some garlic after your done cooking to the sauce to add extra rich-ness. Cook the bacon with a slower heat and ensure the flame is in the center of the pan. The entire strip's fat should all be a golden brown. You should use real cheese and creme, if your worried it's too thick, you can thin the sauce by adding a small amount of starchy pasta water to it (which also saves on salt). The goal being not to shock the creme into curdling. Powdered is really painful to see. To cover up the taste, they usually can't taste how bad pre made ingredients are if their mouths are on fire."}
+{"text":"It's not bad... Chop the bacon and put it in the oven bacon on top the bacon fat will run out. Then mix and eat. Too easy to fix in 10-15 min."}
+{"text":"Whats a good place to get part time /ck/ work? I like nights, and don't want to work in a crazy busy kitchen. Other than that I could just use some cash. I have done pizza before."}
+{"text":"Actually I might check that out."}
+{"text":"I am starting a stack of applications tonight."}
+{"text":"start smoking crack now so that you have a headstart over the other candidates"}
+{"text":"Just put in for a part time shift lead.... Lol if they are letting leads be part time it should be decent. Insomniac cookies."}
+{"text":"Good luck!"}
+{"text":"use 50% of the sauce and it's the best instant ramen"}
+{"text":"Carbonara I looked that up just now and that's a bit too pink do I looked up other pink ones and I think it was rosé chicken."}
+{"text":"I've never had real ramen, only instant ramen, is real ramen hard to make?"}
+{"text":"How do I make le real ramen? It's literally broth and noodles anon. I'm not trying to diminish the dish but it's a soup."}
+{"text":"they should make a 10x version then using just 0.09765625% of the sauce would make it perfect i.m.o."}
+{"text":"They also make broth/soup ones. This one's pretty good"}
+{"text":"fatally poisonous fish sauce I don't think so."}
+{"text":"nowhere in that article did it say \"minute quantities toxic to all forms of life\""}
+{"text":"Nothing would surprise me anymore. There are only a few reputable publications even left that would employ editors or have hired competent writers in the first place. Unless it's in The New Yorker or something I just expect things to suck now. It's only going to get worse."}
+{"text":"And the response to a lack of quality editing or writing is to add more exaggeration and sensationalism yourself?"}
+{"text":"You type like a mentally deranged person."}
+{"text":"horrendous and delicious"}
+{"text":"I see no balogna"}
+{"text":"this is a massive slop of absolute fucking shit"}
+{"text":"colour is completely wrong, looks like literal diarrhoea and tastes like it too no doubt"}
+{"text":"How much have you eaten out of the pot?"}
+{"text":"half italian half american all indian"}
+{"text":"My usual go to is a little extra pepperoni and cheese, but some times if the mood strikes me I will add on raw breakfast sausage before I bake it."}
+{"text":"cut it in half so it bakes better then whatever i've got will be a topping. shredded cheese, deli meat, raw peppers, olives don't do pickled peppers, they dry out weird"}
+{"text":"I do like the new wood fired. Yeah the rising is terrible kids might enjoy it but the red baron brick oven pizzas made me realize how important the crust is in pizza. You can have the finniest cheese and tons of toppings but if the crust sucks it just ruins the whole damned thing."}
+{"text":"i'm the type who often discards the crust to make myself actually want to eat it i sometimes i like to brush the crust with melted butter with powdered garlic fairly mixed in to it, or if i'm adding toppings i'll cover the crust with the extra cheese and pepperoni, sometimes mushroom, to make the last bite worth it"}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't OP just buy a cheese pizza?"}
+{"text":"i’m the type who often discards the crust Just the ends or even the bottoms?"}
+{"text":"so real"}
+{"text":"Beer drunk is good you just have to drink it not slow"}
+{"text":"Being addicted to a mild stimulant to be able to function in your wageslave job is the opposite of cool. I only drink coffee at home"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend a good coffee brand? I'm looking to branch out and currently drinking Maxwell House Instant Coffee and was wondering what better coffees there are?"}
+{"text":"I survived several years off Keefe instant coffee and honestly I miss it. If you're in the right part of America you can get it at Aldi. Double shot before you workout is great, especially in the morning or if you're trying to lose a little weight"}
+{"text":"I've actually seen this at my local dollar general but I think it was regular coffee and not instant I'll take a look around at a few of the other grocery stores for it before I check Aldi since its a few neighborhoods over. Thanks fren."}
+{"text":"I usually don't understand people who say \"im addicted to x snack food it's so good\". I rarely buy snacks and prefer warm cooked meals, these little guys are the exception though. I often clock off work and grab a sleeve of these and a small milk and put down 12+ easy. But I can't understand why? If someone offers similar foods like iced chocolate cake or different cookie I don't feel as compelled to eat it."}
+{"text":"Lots of sugar Lots of vegetable fats that have no satiety Lots of sodium They're literally designed to make you hungrier"}
+{"text":"Oreos are terrible. It's difficult to finish one, let alone get \"addicted\"."}
+{"text":"This. A lot of junk foods are like that. Fast food is like that. I lost so much weight just switching to whole foods and eating a bunch of animal fat and veggies. Stay full for hours, don't think about snacking. Got some pizza as a cheat treat after years \"clean\", can't stop eating it and want to eat more slop and sugar (I don't crave sugar usually). It's drugs. I didn't even see it that way until after I'd left and gone back to it. Now I'm even more determined to continue avoiding it. People live like that in that world. OP does. People fill their shopping carts with bright colored cellophane packages of chips and cookies and crackers and pastries and candies. And frozen bags and boxes of shit with lots of chemicals and breading and little real food. I see it every time I go. I get my produce and my proteins and don't need anything out of those snack aisles. And I grew up the opposite. For years I was participating. And fat. It's like being in a cult though in that you don't really recognize that anything is wrong. I'd have thought what I do now is akin to veganism almost somehow. \"OOoohh, 'whole foods', huh, Hipster?\" Probably saved my life though."}
+{"text":"praising oreos in the shrinkflation era not a good look"}
+{"text":"Freemason addiction sugar choco wafer yum yum hypersigil egregores"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Calories in calories out Just work out harder and longer Simple as"}
+{"text":"Actually, you don't need a woke (((doctor))), take it from me. I used to be heavily into drugs between the ages of 16 and 29 and my family put me into rehab hundreds of times. Lots of (((doctors))) there, but it's not how I finally got clean. I had a moment of clarity after I took a few fistfuls of heroin, cocaine, quaaludes, and Jim Beam. I accidentally flipped my father's expensive sports car into a canal, trapping a young lady I was seeing. She didn't make it but the more important thing is, I got out and discovered Jesus in a vision, and He told me I could cure everything via nofap and washing down raw egg whites with distilled water. So I know what I'm talking about when I tell you, (((doctors))) are a Jewish hoax. The important thing is, get plenty of protein and quit masturbating!"}
+{"text":"Context clues are lost on the foreigners I'm not a foreigner, I was born in my country"}
+{"text":"anon is correct. best option for calories to protein wings are atomic, cajun, original hot, and plain with 6g protein at 45kcal each topping out at 96g protein at 720kcal for 16 wings not including extra sauce calories, not bad but well below advertised. boneless wings somehow have more kcal per protein with best coming in at 3g protein per 60kcal. no idea where 160g protein is coming from. not even the tendies reach that number. bullshit."}
+{"text":"Ted Kennedy is that you?"}
+{"text":"I just got a nicer end one and I've been making mozzy sticks and pizza rolls. What's something else that's good to make in them? What's your favorite thing to do with the Air Fryer? Can I have sex with it?"}
+{"text":"I just got a nicer end one Same I got the Instant Pot back during a Christmas sale What's something else that's good to make in them? What's your favorite thing to do with the Air Fryer? Can I have sex with it? Picrel. Japanese sweet potato. I literally don't need anything else"}
+{"text":"You usually fry the iron first and then put the meat in it. I did it a few times but the slightly better result was not worth the effort."}
+{"text":"French fries. Avoids the cost and mess of deep frying. Avoids the time and sogginess of baking."}
+{"text":"I just bought another 5kg bag of frozen chicken wings. Rub some seasoning, toss in frozen 20 min 200°C. It's the best flavour/ effort quick snack I've had."}
+{"text":"The correct answer is chicken or potatoes Nice fine layer of crisp"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do they justify this price with the slop they serve?"}
+{"text":"The mega corps have burrowed a little nest inside the psyche of millions of people. And there it grows fat and lays its eggs."}
+{"text":"I say the same about Mcds but loads of people here defend them."}
+{"text":"sales decline we need to raise prices to make a profit! sales decline we need to raise prices to make a profit! repeat until bankruptcy"}
+{"text":"McDonald’s has been pricey yes, but you can get a double quarter pounder and fries for like 11 bucks"}
+{"text":"And they were probably selling it to you at almost a loss before, now the sandwich is priced normally and it's outside your budget. Buy the ingredients and make it yourself, even if only make 2 sandwiches and then you toss everything else out, it'll probably be more profitable then to buy them from subway."}
+{"text":"Is pistachío flavored espresso good for you?"}
+{"text":"not if you take a frothy shit on it like that"}
+{"text":"They do that on a cortado"}
+{"text":"Good FOR you or good TO you? Idk of its necessarily good for your health wise.. Flavor wise, I’m always disappointed desu I like most pistachio things but its just overwhelmed by the coffee flavor."}
+{"text":"My fist to your face would be good for you."}
+{"text":"good for you What does that even mean? You're a fucking idiot."}
+{"text":"lmao does Australia even have Dino Nuggets?"}
+{"text":"Yea"}
+{"text":"We're not so different. Thank you for everything but Rebel Wilson and Rupert Murdoch"}
+{"text":"We're not so different. It's just Americanisation due to social media. These didn't exist a couple of years ago."}
+{"text":"It's what you get for giving us Bluey"}
+{"text":"Ya'll like bibimbap?"}
+{"text":"throw random shit into a bowl I'm sure it's great, yeah."}
+{"text":"do you cheat and cook everything together? all the recipes i see expect you to cook the meat/vegetables all separately before assembling, seems like way too much hassle to make at home"}
+{"text":"I've done it both ways. If you don't care how it looks and can cook everything in one go based on cooking time for each ingredient, then that's much easier and mostly the same result, since it's all seasoned the same with garlic and sesame before it hits the bowl."}
+{"text":"tastes like dry unseasoned rice and beef"}
+{"text":"Never had it. Want it tho"}
+{"text":"You only live once."}
+{"text":"I'd love to attempt to eat the whole thing."}
+{"text":"This is very cool, thank you for sharing it"}
+{"text":"All store-bought chocolate cakes are terrible and have been that way for at least 15 years. What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"To this day that is the best looking cake I have EVER seen EVER."}
+{"text":"Damn, so when's your suicide date, little homie?"}
+{"text":"My brother got me this lovely assortment of tinned fishes from all around the world!!!"}
+{"text":"I see an Angelo Parodi tin. Their deenz still have scales on them lol it wasn't bad, but never experienced that before"}
+{"text":"you might be retarded bud"}
+{"text":"This is the first time I've seen canned needlefish. Is it similar to sardines?"}
+{"text":"Something I am not seeing here Pasta. A nice light olive oil, lemon, and garlic or cream based sauce with the oysters cooked in it. Very good. Great summer meal. Picrel from Google because I can't find a pic of the last time I made it, but basically this. I do spinach as well, for some green. Cook the pasta in one pot, and the sauce in a pan. When both are done, throw the pasta in the pan with the sauce, toss it around a bit, and you are good to go. It is very easy."}
+{"text":"Crackers, lemon juice, raw onions (or green onions), and cocktail sauce (or hot sauce)"}
+{"text":"What does /ck/ think of British Chinese food?"}
+{"text":"curry chicken and chips with rice and cans of lager is so good"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Needs sum queso"}
+{"text":"Salt n pepper chicken Can't see a spec of pepper Do Brits really?"}
+{"text":"Is this the kind of slop amerifats eat all day? No wonder they are all obese."}
+{"text":"Woah, next level suops"}
+{"text":"how does canned soup manage to have 4000mg of sodium and no flavor?"}
+{"text":"The same way salted water for blanching vegetables has far less flavor than the salt you add would imply, because the other ingredients are so dogshit that the salt has less to enhance."}
+{"text":"The best soup is the fetid rectal squirtings that i collect in a jar. It's not the kind of soup you eat, more a metaphorical one, but you can watch the solid pieces of doodoo slowly settling in the jar, forming a slushy shit layer on the bottom of a brilliant golden brown fluid. The aromas that accompany such a soup are as distinct as they are delightfully foul."}
+{"text":"incel soup literal bachelor chow."}
+{"text":"But that soup actually does exist"}
+{"text":"What, you never had a kg^2 tesseract of lasagna?"}
+{"text":"Does it have 2x meat tho"}
+{"text":"this, I rather just make it myself, I can easily get 10 layers"}
+{"text":"What about... a gram?"}
+{"text":"Or even, what about pounds and ounces? It doesn't even have to be metric vs. imperial for \"1/2 pan\" to be stupid."}
+{"text":"Chick Fil A is closed today :("}
+{"text":"Wonkin my Willy"}
+{"text":"It's weird how the basic chicken sandwich is the most inconsistent item on the menu. Sometimes its perfect and sometimes its a greasy unpleasant mess. What causes this?"}
+{"text":"for some reason i only wanna order indian on mondays but they don't do that around here and it's not that it's a federal holiday god bless"}
+{"text":"you lost tranny"}
+{"text":"Remmeber when food companies actually put effort into things?"}
+{"text":"they don't put the Flintstones on these anymore"}
+{"text":"Just don't push it up and it's like a vagina. A cold cardboard yet tasty vagina."}
+{"text":"You clearly have insecurities with your sexuality."}
+{"text":"Whatever happened with them?"}
+{"text":"no can you give an example?"}
+{"text":"piece of shit"}
+{"text":"Too much bone not enough meat. If cooked properly, getting the meat off the bones is trivial. The meat yield is actually pretty good. Not as good as breast but still pretty nice. But you're right that thighs are good too. When they're on BOGO sale, they can be less expensive than leg quarters."}
+{"text":"good looking stock photo means it's never bad IRL interesting"}
+{"text":"you lift the skin and put seasoning under it when braising in the oven my little shitter."}
+{"text":"I bought a big bag of \"leg quarters\" at the store and it had the drumstick, thigh, and half the spine I don't want to pay for the big spine part that barely has any meat on it or the drumstick. Yes I could buy a whole chicken and that includes the thigh. I don't want all the rest of it though."}
+{"text":"dark meat You are correct. It's fox/dog food."}
+{"text":"best girl on my ramyun makes it taste all the better"}
+{"text":"no oil in the soup Looks bland as heck"}
+{"text":"The songs sound extremely AI generated"}
+{"text":"your mom sounds ai generated, bitch"}
+{"text":"ramyun not eating korean food bruh, chinese or japanese only and its ramen not 'ramyun'"}
+{"text":"Are these legit? Plan to do OFPAD (One Frozen Pizza A Day) to lose weight"}
+{"text":"Plan to do OFPAD (One Frozen Pizza A Day) to lose weight I've never heard of this"}
+{"text":"mom says I can’t use the oven so she got me this for my Red Baron Zahs"}
+{"text":"god bless"}
+{"text":"my dad would destroy you with his ass"}
+{"text":"i’ll know she’s near when the ground shakes"}
+{"text":"If you can't get this in your country that's really lame to the max , by far the best burgers"}
+{"text":"they're really mediocre and now that they switched to beef tallow and it's twice as bad for you, there's no reason to ever go there again. they will go bankrupt in the next 5 years"}
+{"text":"Best cheese fries EVER. And the food is unbelievably cheap. Not many near me and that STINKS!!!"}
+{"text":"his dad shakes his ass on the corner for money to buy dick"}
+{"text":"American seasoned tourists here I’ve been all over the world when I took a cruise to Japan in 2017 I pride myself on all foods but Japan just wasn’t cutting g it for me, My host glfamiku was very gracious and served all kinds of meals for me but I sadly just could t stomach any of it. Even the famed Ramen shops or maid cafes of Akihabara didn’t do anything, I was starting to give up and write away all Japanese good as “ not very good” when I went to a small chain restaurant in Tokyo called マクドナルド with translates to Makudonarudo or something where I got the most delicious pan seared beef, thinly diced onion coated with a layer of cheese and a healthy dollop of tomato sauce between two brioche buns lined with sesame seeds. I was in heaven and vowed for the rest of the trip to only eat at this place. Thankfully the cashier understood English so I was able to sample most of the menu during my time there. Highlights included chicken breast cut into small thumb like pieces and coated with a light crispy batter It turned a 3/10 trip into a 10/10 culinary experience for me"}
+{"text":"my local burger joint does it better for cheaper"}
+{"text":"try it at Whataburger horrible shit try it at Sonic's elixir of the Gods what is this kind of sorcery"}
+{"text":"Clearly it read 13angs"}
+{"text":"they could be using less soda syrup so it tastes watery, or it's not being properly carbonated so it tastes flat. those are more likely than it being so dirty it's affecting the taste that much."}
+{"text":"Close buts It's 13aig'j"}
+{"text":"Different soda machines have different ratio of syrup to carbonated water. McDonald's has the best ratio. Probably just uses more syrup. So soda there tastes better than most other places. So if you're gonna get bangs get it from mickey d's"}
+{"text":"Im not seeing the j"}
+{"text":"Is /ck/ a white meat or a dark meat board?"}
+{"text":"Animals are living beings not food. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a monster."}
+{"text":"Dark meat is better unless I'm making something like chicken salad in which case I want the lean breast"}
+{"text":"just season it more This is just admitting that the breast is more bland and has less flavor itself. You can season it but you can season any meat. Choosing the right ingredients matters too."}
+{"text":"Whatever is cheaper. Chicken is chicken imo."}
+{"text":"Either one really. If I'm being honest, they both come out the same as equally solid logs of pooshit. Chicken shits are relatively clean, with minimal wiping I find after you pinch off the dangling turd."}
+{"text":"what's good to get here? i can't really cook and was told some of the frozen stuff is pretty good? any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"As a white man who has watched well over 1000 animes in his life, this greatly offends me"}
+{"text":"You will be destroyed white devil."}
+{"text":"It has a plentiful supply of soybean oil in it and I know Mcgoyslop uses that for their food. I bet it tastes great, but Spicy chili sauce they have for 1.15$ works better in taste for cheap."}
+{"text":"No they didn't. People pressured TJ to change their ethnic food line names in 2020 during the summer of love but TJs said fuck off their not racist names. In 2020, a petition with over 5,000 signatures called for Trader Joe’s to retire these names, citing their roots in racially charged inspirations like the book White Shadows in the South Seas and the Disneyland Jungle Cruise ride. Initially, Trader Joe’s said it was reviewing the branding, but later reversed course, stating it disagrees that the names are racist and that they were intended as lighthearted and appreciative of other cultures. As of now, Trader Ming’s products remain on shelves, with the company stating it makes decisions based on customer feedback and sales, not petitions. The brand continues to be a point of discussion around cultural representation and inclusivity in retail branding."}
+{"text":"Nooooo you're notta meanta diverge from this set of arbitrary rules even though you're a michelin starred chef who knows more than me It doesn't matter if it tastes better now you MUST do it this way and only this way! Are Italians the worst food snobs?"}
+{"text":"Rich people are the worst food snobs"}
+{"text":"You're the sap here for watching \"reaction video\" content. Pull your head out of your ass, zoomer faggot."}
+{"text":"These are outrage clickbait reaction tubers. \"He didn't use guanciale in his carbonara, bapadaboopi\" is literally his entire gimmick to make money from retards who clap their hands and nod along. But yes, Italians have to be the most insecure people about their basic ass cuisine that's 90% some variation of protein on carb + tomato sauce. It's literal peasant cuisine meant to fill paisans up cheaply so they can get back to working the fields, but because burgers have gassed it up in their media for decades, everybody pretends it's top tier gastronomy."}
+{"text":"is literally his entire gimmick to make money from retards who clap their hands and nod along. This he's literally there to Italian-Americans who like to LARP as Italian by going \"Noooo these are our traditional dishes from centuries ago!\" about some dish that was invented in 1935."}
+{"text":"The reason Italians sperg out over people changing their recipes (which is funny because their recipes were ever changing until the 20th century where they started to gatekeep) is because deep down they know its peasant food, and are embarrassed people have to add more flavour than tomato to upgrade it."}
+{"text":"There are countless selections to choose from but which ones are the good ones? What brands of olive oil do you use, which ones are good quality?"}
+{"text":"That stuff is really expensive though and reviews seem mixed on it. Wouldn't mind trying the costco one but my biggest gripe with it is that it comes in a plastic container."}
+{"text":"I don't know if there's any info on how likely this brand is to be adulterated but it's pretty easily the best tasting grocery store oil I've tried"}
+{"text":"If in America, look for a COOC or Applied Sensory seal on the label. These labels mean it's been lab-tested and confirmed to not be fake/cut with soybean oil. I buy whatever's cheapest and has one of these seals."}
+{"text":"This has a COOC seal on the label so it's not adulterated."}
+{"text":"Get a Greek or Spanish olive oil that comes in 3 liter cans. A good Greek brand is Minerva. It's pricey especially with the increased olive oil prices of the past few years but well worth it. Amazon actually has 3 liter cans of Minerva for $78. I get them for around $60 at a local Mediterranean market."}
+{"text":"Cashew mogs every other nut."}
+{"text":"pecans that low Contemptible."}
+{"text":"Agreed but you should be making nut mixes, not eating straight cashews, and they should be ~50% peanuts."}
+{"text":"Bro everyone has eaten a bag of cashews before."}
+{"text":"Yeah you have some kind of allergy or something, I would avoid them altogether if I were you."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah OP, in terms of price and flavour, cashews have like the best value, especially the really crunchy ones, so addictive. However, if the marcona almond were around the same price, it'd give cashews a run for their money. Do give them a try OP, they'll up your charcuterie game. I have yet to try black walnuts, but I hear some people really like em."}
+{"text":"ITT: Lazy dinners for when you simply cannot be bothered lettuce core, oro bailén picual, ponti glassa, salt simple as"}
+{"text":"Too much cutting and plating, I'm eating sliced cheese I quartered by folding and the cheapest deli salami on Ritz crackers or cheaper Store-Brand Ritz knockoffs."}
+{"text":"I'm stupid for wanting a meal that's not going to leave me hungry? I'm not a woman."}
+{"text":"Bait, ignore"}
+{"text":"it's an honor to be posting with men and not \"\"\"people\"\"\" like OP."}
+{"text":"Anon, your mashed potatoes are fucking bland! How do you respond?"}
+{"text":"If you have bland mash potatoes you should say \"how can I improve them?\" Stop being defensive when you are criticized in the kitchen."}
+{"text":"Those aren’t potatoes…"}
+{"text":"So in summary your mashed potatoes suck donkey dicks? Lmao bitch made faggot."}
+{"text":"your creme fraiche is a little eggy"}
+{"text":"Half canola, half salted butter, sprinkle of garlic and a wad of bacon grease. Best mashed potatoes you will ever have."}
+{"text":"Behold The new King of the Energy Drinks"}
+{"text":"200mg caffeine costs about 10 cents in a pill. so basically for each drink you are paying $1.50 for a microdose of vitamins and children’s medicine-tier flavoring (if you get the best deal)"}
+{"text":"(if you get the best deal) Dollarama sells them for $2.40 a can and the ingredient list is solid."}
+{"text":"the ingredient list is solid"}
+{"text":"When I was a little kid the one ski hill we went to had a Jolt Cola vending machine. I'd pound a can of that and then be buzzed for the slopes."}
+{"text":"No sugar or no aspartame, what else do you want? It's a sweet drink to give you a jolt of energy. What are you looking for in your formulation?"}
+{"text":"It seems like this place should be more popular than Subway"}
+{"text":"I miss the blimpee best, none around here anymore."}
+{"text":"It costs nearly $20 for a full loaf non-circumcised sandwich at jersey's, I've never been there just on that alone. I'd rather go to Firehouse"}
+{"text":"If they had prices similar to Subway, yeah absolutely"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"Imagine owning a sandwich shop chain and cashing out for EIGHT BILLION DOLLARS. Sure, your legacy is going to be destroyed, but you've elevated your family to royalty status."}
+{"text":"wow imagine eating this good"}
+{"text":"on the world you're conflating plant and world, anon. those are two totally different things. earth is a planet. \"the world\" means \"the world of man\" and only exists in the minds of men. if you remember this you won't seem as stupid in the future."}
+{"text":"didn't finish the pasta in the sauce coconut flakes from a jar wow imagine eating puzzi"}
+{"text":"Do you eat whole meatballs with your fork full of spaghetti regularly? How big do you make these meatballs?"}
+{"text":"Kek, it does look more like coconut flakes."}
+{"text":"wtf is the butter knife for? otherwise looks good"}
+{"text":"one of the best sodas i've had in a long time. do yourself a favor and grab one to try it. you won't regret it."}
+{"text":"A 19 year old wouldn't even know of the existence of glass bottle drinks. Sorry you've gotten so used to the slop that it tastes normal to you now but true oldfags remember better times."}
+{"text":"They have glass bottles from Mexico in every major grocery chain dummy, and they have glass 6 packs of HFCS coke. Stop larping, my aged cringe gland can take only so much."}
+{"text":"Glass bottle snapple and sobe were life changing I see you are struggling to to follow a conversation. Typical zoomer trait."}
+{"text":"youve never had snapple from a glass bottle and its painfully obvious"}
+{"text":"this tastes like fake chemicals What did you honestly expect?"}
+{"text":"the breakfast of champions"}
+{"text":"I had 2 bananas and some cold leftover rotisserie chicken thigh. I need more."}
+{"text":"kidney beans french fries rice pilaf roasted plantains What exactly are you a champion of?"}
+{"text":"What exactly are you a champion of? Overcooked rice, limp fries, burnt plantains, beans from a can and raw kidneys full of urine. Laughs all day, every day at people who actually know something. Many such cases."}
+{"text":"french fries They're dough dumplings and the pic is Jamaican stew peas with pig tail. OP is a champion at being a nigger. Do you seriously think \"kidney beans\" means \"beans plus kidneys\"? Are you fucking retarded or what?"}
+{"text":"the breakfast of champignons"}
+{"text":"When my mom used to make “Chinese” she would coat chicken nuggets in store bought sweet and sour sauce and serve it on white rice with peas and carrots (frozen) This was pretty much the only Chinese food I had up until I was an adult"}
+{"text":"Better than frozen \"Chinese\""}
+{"text":"this type of dish is literally called \"china\" here in czechia lol"}
+{"text":"Not everyone had access to Asian supermarkets and authentic recipes back in the day you ungrateful swine."}
+{"text":"Get home made food. Get variety that is inspired by foreign foods Have a loving mother. Go on the internet years later and bitch because its not good enough for you."}
+{"text":"That's nice. Be sure to thank her for feeding you a nourishing and fun meal."}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to start a speak-easy style restaurant, although i've never thought too seriously about it. comfort food kinda? and encouraging heavy drinking, of course. recently i had the idea to name recipes after classic childrens stories, although mostly because i want to make a ham/pulled pork/bacon sandwhich with french onions and some kind of cheese sauce on texas toast called the three little pigs. buffalo chicken and steak caesar salad, with some feta and blue cheese crumbles and garlic bread croutons. no idea what to call that. you guys ever dream of opening a restaurant? also chicken and waffles but as a sandwich pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"yeah that's the idea. the first idea of decor i thought of was the floor. black and white checkerboard tiles, but with the black tiles themselves checkerboarded with red the windows would be boarded up and we would tell people \"now dont tell nobody you were here\" when they leave. i got reminded of this whole idea because i watched baccano! again, great anime"}
+{"text":"I’d be concerned about managing the wide variety of ingredients but, that can countered with other meal planning/dishes."}
+{"text":"that would definitely have to be taken into account, maybe variable portion options?"}
+{"text":"Fallout Boy was 00s rock"}
+{"text":"fallout the game series, not fallout boy."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did I find in my deenz, was weirdly hard when I went to squish it with a fork"}
+{"text":"Kids these days are fucking lost. Scored a jackpot and never knew it."}
+{"text":"Kinda funny that the killing unborn babies case has the same name as the unborn fish babies that you eat."}
+{"text":"that's the cadillac of sardines"}
+{"text":"It was pregnant you killed hundreds of deenz you monster this is why you should only buy from reputable suppliers"}
+{"text":"I always found that funny. The other name is a milk term. The universe truly is funny"}
+{"text":"who would you consider to be the best chef in the world right now?"}
+{"text":"actually embarrassed to see him behave like this"}
+{"text":"Some black guy who's smiling while standing in front of a giant smoker?"}
+{"text":"Who's mocking who?"}
+{"text":"the one and only"}
+{"text":"ITT: Unfairly demonized foods. There ain't nothing like a good meatloaf."}
+{"text":"corndogs are like green bean hotdish. its a seasonal food item you don't eat corndogs all year then during state fair time you gorge yourself enough corndogs to last you until next summer"}
+{"text":"I make meatloaf out of both beef and pork."}
+{"text":"Why don't lardgolems have it with gravy?"}
+{"text":"Walmartha Stewart oven equivalent of microwave TV Dinner A good loaf has to be very good, and everything else was better faster and cheaper as meatballs or hamburgers."}
+{"text":"The Oklahoma Onion Burger Just a smash burger except you throw a whole bunch of onions sliced as thinly as possible on top of the ball of beef before you smash it and tent the bun over the burger like white castle after you flip it. I dare you to find me a better burger than this. It is flawless in its simplicity. If you're used to making smash burgers and haven't done this yet why the hell haven't you?"}
+{"text":"...what? Why are half the posts in this thread incoherent Have the bots taken over?"}
+{"text":"I like grilled onions. I tried making some at 3am last weekend but they didnt caramelize and some got burnt a little and they tasted awful, like only a few parts got a little sweet. Had to dump them. I have had better luck sort of like this and just frying a thin slice of onion for a burger."}
+{"text":"It's funny I've lived in oklahoma for 37 years and never heard about this until a few years ago from youtube. It's supposed to be really good but it's not actually popular here I don't know a single place that sells it."}
+{"text":"It is a depression era food. The onion is supposed to be sauteed and mix in with the beef as the filler cause the meat was too expensive. You should try a theta burger too."}
+{"text":"Plenty of depression era food is really good, and there's no reason not to use a normal portion of beef for a modern onion burger, two 2.5-3.5 oz balls of beef"}
+{"text":"if you have access to clean water, why do you boil water to make coffee or tea? hot drinks burn your mouth have a short window where they actually taste good destroy flavors and other compounds"}
+{"text":"Never made yerba maté. What do you mean about matcha? Obviously if you want to go full autist it's a bit of a bitch but I'm not a Nip"}
+{"text":"MUM THE HOT COCOA MAKE OUCHIE IN MY MOUF MOUF AND MY TUM TUM NOW WHERE IS MY DIN DIN"}
+{"text":"if you’re consuming the whole leaf, there’s no need to worry about extracting with hot water also certain japanese greens can brew in 2 hours or less with cold water"}
+{"text":"Matcha is overpriced here so I've not a lot of experience with it. Sounds plausible. I imagine you'd be getting a different taste than hot though, not necessarily a better one."}
+{"text":"neither one is better, although hot might register as “stronger” per g. tea/coffee brewed cold can maintain quality for ~3 days before it starts to taste oxidized."}
+{"text":"starting off today with a croque forestier! (gruyère, shrooms, sundried tomatoes)"}
+{"text":"aznpickles"}
+{"text":"over compensation"}
+{"text":"Looks very rich"}
+{"text":"Gherkins"}
+{"text":"Yeah that is honestly a lot of cheese for any meal and it's a rich one, too, not even lowfat mozz."}
+{"text":"These would taste soo good if they has a creamy candy center, not fucking bean paste."}
+{"text":"Carrots, actually. That's the origin of carroy cake, it was the sweetest produce commonly available to the peasant classes. Apples were also abundant, but nearly all from the pre-modern period would be closer to crabapples; small, extremely tart and quite astringent. They were mainly used for cider or vinegar production. The sweetest fruit most would have the opportunity to try was the medlar, a relative of apples and pears, but one that was only eaten during a short season at the beginning of winter when it underwent \"bletting\" during the first few cold snaps. This is when the fruit would turn soft and brown, much like slightly rotten apples would appear today, which turned the medlar into a sweet paste similar to applesauce but with complexity of cinnamon or clove already built in. These cherished fruits were the subject of many writers' fascinations, for their peculiar appearance (they called them open-arse), and the intense sweetness only to be tasted for a brief 1-2 week window a year."}
+{"text":"honestly i fucked up a bean brownie recipe by adding too much shit and i have to say that maybe just cocoa powder added to red bean paste is enough to turn it into something different"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't be adding shit to your food anyway, you'll get cholera."}
+{"text":"Formosa Yay Country of Origin: Taiwan They are made in Taiwan and then the Chinese put the name Formosa on it. Formosa is what Taiwan was used to be called. It’s propaganda."}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried to replicate fast food? How did it go?"}
+{"text":"Lmfao. You mean 50 cents by the time you divide all the ingredient costs up. You turn up to Walmart with 50 cents wanting to make a Big Mac and Big Bertha will run you over with her mobility scooter."}
+{"text":"Don't do this it makes mustard gas"}
+{"text":"Oven bake a bunch of plain flour + cornmeal buns, freeze them Press ground beef into uniform, thin patties, freeze them When it's time to eat just cook the patties on a skillet while putting the buns in the toaster Assemble it with american cheese, pickles, and onions Wrap it in parchment or something"}
+{"text":"And tasted literally nothing at all like the real thing."}
+{"text":"Having become an insufferable vegan, i was unable to enjoy the del taco bacon double del, specifically i missed the glass like bacon they use. Then I found a soy paper become recipe that claimed to have the same properties. The pressed beyond burgers were perfect, even had crispy edges to maximize flavor/texture. I didn't make a burger sauce, I instead got a packet of in-n-out spread, and some pillowy brioche. I also like onion rings. 10/10 birthday"}
+{"text":"apartment is so dry that I get a static shock from the metal studs in the walls get out of my chair, all my monitors flicker and pop touch my faucet and get shocked desperately need to increase the humidity get out my induction burner and a pot of water set it to boil mode it turns off every couple of minutes because it's \"too hot\" What the fuck is the point of these things?"}
+{"text":"so buy a humidifier you nonce."}
+{"text":"mine works fine, can depend on the pan though. my cast iron will trip it up and give me the \"too hot\" warning after a few minutes on medium heat. my stainless steel pots and pans can be turned up to high heat with no issue, left on simmer for hours, whatever, no problems at all. induction has quirks but once you find something that works for you it's as good as anything else."}
+{"text":"A tray of water in front of a fan will raise the humidity with a fraction of the energy cost. And limited risk of fire."}
+{"text":"Sounds like an unpleasant situation. Do you pay for your water or to heat it? If no to both just turn your shower on for a while."}
+{"text":"be retarded can't figure out 1-100 settings post on ck no one can help you. the Michelin star restaurant i work in uses exclusively induction ranges since 2022. it allowed us to fire the actual cooks and produce a spreadsheet that has the time and temp of every dish. if you can't figure out how to pick a proper setting there is no hope for you, give up. literally figure out the number and use it forever. sorry, i forgot a big concept here, you also need to be able to tell time, which clearly OP can not."}
+{"text":"Smells like rotten diarrhea. Makes everything you cook taste delicious."}
+{"text":"No, it's tempting because it probably tastes real good, but I had an Indian roommate once who used it, and it made the place smell like the sewage had backed up. There's only so much I'm willing to sacrifice for good food."}
+{"text":"*tummy"}
+{"text":"Makes everything you cook taste delicious. i tried it and didn't like it. it still made everything noticeably fishy even in small amounts. i liked soy sauce more. mushroom ketchup was also pretty great but expensive"}
+{"text":"Fucking skill issue if I have ever seen one."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but it's a rotten fishy taste, which is good."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite foods that other countries and cultures just dont understand."}
+{"text":"I would have no idea if other cultures and countries would not understand anything about any food I like. nor do I care."}
+{"text":"Ran out of cottage cheese to have with my eggs. Used yogurt and it was actually good with hot sauce"}
+{"text":"€ american Not to defend them but"}
+{"text":"they sell on amazon but they are 26 cents each so possibly not worth the cumulative cost"}
+{"text":"reheatza Chinese bots have discovered out funposting"}
+{"text":"I use these and wash them after"}
+{"text":"i've got a hot pocket sleeve for ya, pal points to my butthole"}
+{"text":"24 items for $6.15 15/24, 5/8 Actually they're 25.625¢ each and they just rounded up to $0.26/item."}
+{"text":"Anyone ever microwaved a whole chicken? i would want to try it but don't want to waste a chicken"}
+{"text":"From raw? That would be literally insane. Heating up a cooked chicken? Cut it up first, at least."}
+{"text":"Genuinely glad that the microwave didn't replace the oven."}
+{"text":"OP's guys saw fit to write an entire book on the subject, so these posts are objectively wrong and deceiving."}
+{"text":"Do it faggot. Make a thread."}
+{"text":"Sure thing dude."}
+{"text":"Sauce with cheese on top, or cheese with sauce on top?"}
+{"text":"why not just sauce?"}
+{"text":"it probably doesn't matter to be honest"}
+{"text":"Sauce with cheese on top, or cheese with sauce on top? Sauce with cheese on top, with more sauce on top. Duh."}
+{"text":"This was how it used to be, before America ruined it with excessive cheese."}
+{"text":"Don't care. I eat pizza. It's just that simple."}
+{"text":"Just FYI. You can still order it online until inventory from the various sellers runs out, I guess. Might still be a few bottles left on some shelves. I kinda get it though. It's an overwhelming condiment and I think the public's tastes have moved past it."}
+{"text":"There was a black kid in my school named Durkee"}
+{"text":"It sounds gross. Is this a Midwestern thing?"}
+{"text":"I looked at the ingredients and it is essentially mayonnaise mixed with yellow mustard with undefined spices - probably garlic powder."}
+{"text":"The key ingredient in my moms’s potato salad. This makes me sad."}
+{"text":"I've been doing some philosophizing, and I don't think double dipping is actually gross. All of the dip that comes into contact with saliva is taken away and eaten"}
+{"text":"close, but i would say it's more like this. when you pull the carrot out the hummus doens't cleanly stick to the carrot. why is there spit on an un-eaten carrot anyway?"}
+{"text":"I've been doing some philosophizing you're not even at the 'i think' stage yet, lower your tone"}
+{"text":"If you need more than one bite to eat a baby carrot then you're not a man."}
+{"text":"you dumb double dipping bitch"}
+{"text":"And you're not embarrassed by that. What's wrong with you? Knowledge is sacred. You seem to be proud of avoiding reading."}
+{"text":"My seaznin is proprietary and a complete secret, in that there's no way I could remember or tell you what all I've thrown in there."}
+{"text":"Certain supposed aphrodisiacs, including the notoriously dangerous \"green metallic beetles\", cantharides, have appeared in many Moroccan ras el hanout formulations, but these seem to be irrelevant for flavouring purposes nice"}
+{"text":"there's no way I could remember or tell you what all I've thrown in there. So will you make another mystery flavor when this one runs out?"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure you have to be a citizen of Flavortown to be elected mayor, but nice try."}
+{"text":"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the flavor of the dish their personal responsibility. Fiery was my friend. He was a restaurant owner and TV host. But most important, he was a citizen of Flavortown."}
+{"text":"Almost all fish I buy at the supermarket has bones in it these days. Filets especially but even fucking lox smoked salmon. I think I might just give up on eating fish. Competency crisis has ruined the seafood market."}
+{"text":"t. incompetent boning machine operator"}
+{"text":"Fish don't have bones, retard That's what makes them fish"}
+{"text":"i find removing those pin bones on salmon extremely satisfying but if i had gotten smoked salmon with bones in it, i'd be pissed"}
+{"text":"Boning Machine is a great bandname."}
+{"text":"Bone Machine Bone Machine Operator Bone Operator"}
+{"text":"get a hario switch and a kingrinder p2"}
+{"text":"it's morning you know what that means right"}
+{"text":"mmmmmmmmm.... coffee time i suppose."}
+{"text":"Mm coffee time Anyone else use an aeropress? Love this little thing like you wouldn't believe"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"Proper way to scran a scone?"}
+{"text":"Why are they talking like cream not melting into the scone is a good thing? I want the cream to penetrate the scone to spread that creaminess into the scone, like butter melting into bread."}
+{"text":"Devon obviously Cornwall has always been weirdo central for a reason"}
+{"text":"how bout i cream your tea? and by \"tea\" i mean butthole"}
+{"text":"It's as close to butter as you can make cream without it being butter."}
+{"text":"It's a chicken picatta kind of night."}
+{"text":"bruh..... Those are some demon feet. The grandma cabinet from the 80s or 90s and the stacked up filth in the corner are disgusting. Also those garlic knots are raw."}
+{"text":"mf got sickle cell of the toes"}
+{"text":"I bet that fork has seem a lot of food, got a set of those I inherited that must be at least 40 years old. Also those garlic knots are raw I am never turning down garlic knots"}
+{"text":"Hey I ordered dinner. Look at it. Why is this a thread?"}
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+{"text":"Humanoid edition Previous: Girly shota: Kemono shota: Muscle shota:"}
+{"text":"no longer a virgin"}
+{"text":"I can see his ball(s)"}
+{"text":"I think that's his underwear."}
+{"text":"Slut"}
+{"text":"Happy (Late) Birthday Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"Artist?"}
+{"text":"Into the Void Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"so many human Al pins I'm cooked."}
+{"text":"Yup. It doesn't help that I keep seeing people with walls full of pins and it's making me jealous."}
+{"text":"I aspire to have a massive pin/charm collection. I have a board for them so now it's a matter of filling it. RIP my wallet though, damn."}
+{"text":"Death to the wallet!"}
+{"text":"Ah, that would be nice. I didn't originally want any pins because I saw how expensive they went for second hand, but now I love them and need them all. That damn deer and his stupid pretty face that I need to have over all my walls!"}
+{"text":"Post boys getting wedgie"}
+{"text":"Weird fetish, but I love it"}
+{"text":"Anyone know who drew this?"}
+{"text":"Yikes, I dont know who draw this, but this is so masterpiece.."}
+{"text":"Where did you find it? Do you have more?"}
+{"text":"Let´s post historical boys here"}
+{"text":"He only \"looks like a girl\" there because he has bangs and long eyelashes. Realistically, men tend to have thicker and longer eyelashes. Media arts, entertainment, and makeup just sorta push reality out the window."}
+{"text":"That's Jared Leto."}
+{"text":"What could have been"}
+{"text":"Best boy edition"}
+{"text":"last thread: ITT: basically any western ip, but preferably what you'd see on /co/ refrain from posting for properties with their own threads no, i'm not sure if this thread is for OCs or western-style anime fanart, but all the same, go ahead, i don't give a fuck picrel: c2ndy2c1d"}
+{"text":"I liked them both separately before but it's hilarious how a quick scene in 1 episode can cause such an influx of art, I'm grateful"}
+{"text":"The Jews/bourgeoisie/demiurge didn't allow Equestria Girls to make him into a proper shota because they knew the effects would be too devastating"}
+{"text":"evilcroww Excellent face on that Japanese boy"}
+{"text":"Robin supremacy"}
+{"text":"iwakkecubung I love how it's like they de-gayed his outfit with the pants only to give the next one boots from Lady Gaga's closet"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Already got neuv c1 and don't really want c2"}
+{"text":"Cooking with shota edition Previous: Girly shota: Kemono shota: Muscle shota:"}
+{"text":"Last pic for my son <3"}
+{"text":"Also reminder that there's another thread up at"}
+{"text":"Those shos should NOT be that close together! It's inappropriate!"}
+{"text":"Based /b/tard. Fuck off from there, come here better."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"A thread for the sweetest, cutest and handsomest boys, future of shonen. What's something you'd choose Okarun over Jiji and vice versa?"}
+{"text":"(ignore the alien peeking)"}
+{"text":"DanDaDan if it was even better, episode 1 finale. Jiji is a gentleman and gave this little nerd he just met at school his clothes because he was so cute the Serpo tried to sex him too when he came to the rescue of this dumb jock who confronted his bullies (but he was bullied as well then). Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Love Suuu's art"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"A thread for our hero in blue and his friends Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Got him already. Posted him here"}
+{"text":"Why's he called megaman when he's shota shaped?"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Krismas Edition Prev:"}
+{"text":"Prev:"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"The Summer Hikaru Died (Japanese: 光が死んだ夏, Hepburn: Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Mokumokuren. It began serialization on Kadokawa Shoten's Young Ace Up website in August 2021. As of July 2025, the series' individual chapters have been collected in seven tankōbon volumes. It follows the story of Yoshiki Tsujinaka, a teenager in rural Japan who discovers that his best friend Hikaru Indo has been possessed by an otherworldly entity, forcing him to navigate their changed relationship amid supernatural dangers."}
+{"text":"Post crossdressers, otoko no ko, androgynous boys, etc. Previous:"}
+{"text":"femboys on hrt who do shady things before they hit twink death sometimes. Especially ones of Asian/latam ethnicity. It’s funny because femboys seethe if you call them trannies They always had odd fetishes like feminization. Just look at pixiv"}
+{"text":"The gay component But it isn't gay, it's bi, there is no \"gay\" part of you, you just like dudes occasionally. Just embrace who you actually are. We all know you will end up with a woman in the end. Feels like a weak virtue signal."}
+{"text":"my cute boywife Tomaru-kun"}
+{"text":"chilchuck a cute!"}
+{"text":"He can't do that"}
+{"text":"I'm sure he did it on purpose, as a subtle dog whistle"}
+{"text":"RULES (PLEASE READ THEM): 1) Be polite to the drawfriends - they're drawing for you, after all. 2) Specifics, details and references pics are always appreciated, and increase the likelihood of your request being fulfilled. 3) Don't expect your request to be done straight away, or even at all - not every request is going to get done. If you think it's been overlooked, wait a while and relink or repost it. 4) Stick to fictional characters. 5) No nsfw requests. Stuff like that belongs in 6) Please limit image posting to references and request fills. We don't need a bunch of reaction pictures and such killing the thread early. Previous thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting anything with this villager npc from Shining The Holy Ark, just a design that popped up on my dashboard and thought cute"}
+{"text":"Requesting Kaiju MK kissing Sun Wukong from Lego Monkie Kid in similar pose as reference."}
+{"text":"requesting araragi koyomi as a catboy and blushing"}
+{"text":"NTA (nya) but cute"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Lies of P is full of blood and violence. But there is also a lot of Christmas fun to be had. Let's combine the two in this thread!"}
+{"text":"No, but he does look like Romeo a little bit. P is designed to look like an adult version of the human Pinocchio depicted in the original literature."}
+{"text":"bjorn andersen you mean the pedo bait?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"He has a scar trailing down his pelvis, ow :("}
+{"text":"Cold weather edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"The only rule is that the image must feature Kaworu Nagisa wearing glasses"}
+{"text":"hehehe"}
+{"text":"He looks a bit odd in this one"}
+{"text":"Yeah, finally were liberated from art created with soul and passion."}
+{"text":"Fushi"}
+{"text":"I love cute monke."}
+{"text":"Two MKs…"}
+{"text":"You can never have too many MKs!"}
+{"text":"Tang and MK have a fun and cute dynamic when they interact"}
+{"text":"Tang is a cute old hag"}
+{"text":"Who is (You)r favorite boy? I love them all, but i love MK the most. It’s like he was genetically modified to be my favorite, i have a weakness for cute boys with tragic lives"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Jay walk. Not to be confused with jaywalk."}
+{"text":"damn. i need to give my number? i dont have a wechat or any of that."}
+{"text":"Yeah unfortunately lofter really doesn't like when people browse it without logging in. There are ways around it though. If you visit that page I linked on your phone's browser, it'll let you view it. Or on the desktop you can set your browser's user agent to a mobile device and that will also work. Browsing lofter while logged out is a pain in the ass. However, lofter has a handful of versions of its API and you can query them directly without logging in. So I have this little userscript that I work on which has made browsing lofter way easier and much more fruitful."}
+{"text":"Uh oh"}
+{"text":"Post obscure boys."}
+{"text":"I'm sure most of you have heard about Gegege no Kitaro at this point, but the truth is that Shigeru Mizuki has plenty more manga with cute boys at protags that isn't well known outside Japan. Recently I've been quite obsessed with 1989 Akuma-kun anime based of his older manga because Shingo Umoregi is such a cutiepie."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here know about daidoujin monogatari? It's an older work by Hirano Kohta (Hellsing) so i dunno if it is THAT obscure I think zaiga is very cute"}
+{"text":"Jack Merridew, specifically from the graphic novel rendition of Lord of the Flies. It's pretty surprising that he hasn't been posted here yet, by no means obscure but still relatively niche (and cute)."}
+{"text":"Lots of good art of the Lord of the Flies boys."}
+{"text":"Yami was my first /cm/ boy. So he will always have a special status for me. The first time I had the thought \"Huh, that guy is cute. And HOT! Even hotter than the girls!\" Especially during the Battle City arc when he starts using his jacket like a cape and wears that leather shirt. To me he's still the number 1, there were many other really cute guys in YGO and in general afterwards but none of them could surpass him. God DAMN he's cute"}
+{"text":"Remember, Gary loves you."}
+{"text":"Gary loves you."}
+{"text":"The son of Poseidon deserves a thread."}
+{"text":"I think he looks hot both on the first and second season"}
+{"text":"are they going to swap the actor? they could dye his angelic hair black but they couldn't turn the actor into a med."}
+{"text":"Give me Kamille from Zeta Gundam please. M/M ships fine. no AI please."}
+{"text":"Op here, no. If he's with kamille: yes Sorry for dying friends I've been seeing my waifu in person. Yas's kamille is so sexy. Why is his merch so hard to come by second hand? I can't find his merch anywhere. I didn't get lucky with the z Gundam cafe either."}
+{"text":"Pure sex Undies kamille is 10/10"}
+{"text":"I keep looking at this kamiyu and I love how on model it is 10/10"}
+{"text":"Other than this one where his beauty doesn't fully shine and looks a bit weird...."}
+{"text":"Bayou Magic Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Exactly. I think people are more concerned about RA though since Viv openly likes RA content while she rarely likes Charlastor and seems to dislike it. Everyone needs to stop putting so much stock in what Viv likes on bluesky. Yes, perhaps she shouldn't be so overt with her biases because she knows that it will be taken as confirmation that something is canon, but she's clearly not going to stop at this point despite all her bitching about fans taking things she says out of context. Despite what happened with Helluva, I doubt she's going to scrap the story she said she wants to tell and that got her show picked up in the first place just for her favourite ship. There's going to be a ton of shipbait and merch with them together, yes, but RA already has merch, this isn't a new thing. I'm not trying to stir shit but a lot of the doomposting seems to be from RS fans. I don't really get it as a fan of RS myself, Radiosilence was treated way better than any of us expected in canon, and there's so much amazing fancontent. Canon reciprocated RS doesn't make any more sense than RA within the themes of the show."}
+{"text":"I don’t think any of the RS fans at least in the main thread wanted reciprocated RS they just didn’t want him to end up with Lucifer. A lot of them also ship Lucililith so you have to remember the pairing and are worried that canon RA could mean Lilith is turned into the bitch wife trope which is a valid fear given Viv’s track record. It’s multifaceted and while I think the doomposting is over done it’s not simply “they wanted Alastor to be with Vox”"}
+{"text":"Most radiosilence fans are fine with Alastor ending up with another character a lot of them multiship with radiodust, radiojoy, charlastor, or radiorose which would make no sense if there issue was they wanted radiostatic to be canon. The issue is specifically Lucifer himself. It doesn’t help that radioapple fans on twitter have been complete assholes to almost every other Alastor ship and will become beyond insufferable if it becomes canon."}
+{"text":"Give me a sec, I'll bake."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"What's new? Apparently Nintendo released a new game on Switch 2 (two) called \"Pokemon ZA\" or some shit. Its got pokeboys. Like a lot of cute pokeboys. All other games are welcome, too!"}
+{"text":"This is not a drill! Real pokechads are in control rn"}
+{"text":"I love my cute shy boy so much <3"}
+{"text":"Post boys from the cute Netflix series!"}
+{"text":"I havent watched this series yet..thats a boy???"}
+{"text":"I regret not getting into this series earlier and missing the /co/ threads when it dropped. It's pretty fun and I like everyone a lot."}
+{"text":"/ourboy/"}
+{"text":"I am not gay but he's so cute."}
+{"text":"i wouldn't mind give him a lil hug"}
+{"text":"The catboy, not the theoretical physicist. (Other catboys allowed too)"}
+{"text":"@ma503019"}
+{"text":"To another year of singing robot boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"You found Gato Len, What will you do?"}
+{"text":"Take him in, feed him, care for him, make an effort to learn a lot about him, listen to him sing, praise him, buy him gifts, do him favors, tease him with no ill intentions, support him, photograph him, ask him to model for me so I can draw him, dress him up in cute outfits, preserve his joy, cheer him up when he's sad, alleviate his fears, be there for him, have fun with him, listen to/watch/play/read each other's favorite music/anime/movies/games/manga/books together, take active part in his interests, dedicate poems to him, go on dates with him, play sports together, look at the sky together, tutor him, give him advice without being pushy, think and fantasize about him even when we're apart, keep him in mind when planning out my schedules, watch him when he's sleeping, rest my head on his lap and vice versa, have him sit on my lap, pat his head, brush his hair, bathe him, lotion his body, cuddle with him, hold his hand, just hold him in general, hug him, touch him, kiss him, grope him, lick him, leave marks on him, fellate him, stimulate his nipples, experiment in the bedroom with him, make love with him, and, of course, enjoy his flustered reactions to all these things."}
+{"text":"Make guitar strings outbid his guts."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Parkstuck"}
+{"text":"Professor Chaos could've had a new right-hand...."}
+{"text":"We all do"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"This thread is for posting fem/trap/androgynous/crossdressing/otokonoko shotas. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Bro just run it through Google. I found it in 30 seconds. then why didn't you post it \"Give an man a handjob or teach him how to jerk himself off\" or something, I don't remember the quote."}
+{"text":"Reverse image search is only giving me the meme version anon mentioned."}
+{"text":"I really love Edgy Shota in maid outfit"}
+{"text":"I found the version with the gay commie meme but I couldn't find the clean/original image. However, I used AI and image edition to remove the fag text and flag (I left the tiara because I thought it was cute)."}
+{"text":"Ayy, I'll take it. Thank you for your service based anon, I salute you."}
+{"text":"A very peculiar pick for cute boys posting but the power of fanart have no limits"}
+{"text":"I :PRIDEHEART: BASIL, HE IS MY FAVORITE OMORIBOY ==~-~OMORI IS WOW HOT GOOD SHOTA~-~== PREVIOUS THREAD (THREMBO+1) HAS REACHED THE IMAGE LIMIT SO i AM ALLOWED TO MAKE THIS THREAD"}
+{"text":"hato_popo_37 amimiru_ canecamiau otomerson I'm just imagining Ben Shapiro but boobies"}
+{"text":"ran011681 KBS_OMO echi_echi_tk"}
+{"text":"'mori if he from O-block"}
+{"text":"Ahhhhhh thx"}
+{"text":"Is there any game you can interact with Hooni, seduce him and have sex with him?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"That's quite an opener. I'm gonna try that at the bar."}
+{"text":"game release soon"}
+{"text":"Post our cutest heroes"}
+{"text":"tfw mods won't allow Ben threads to stay up on /co/. why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"They're trannies, they hate boys."}
+{"text":"Let's get some of our favourite sleepy scholar. I'll share what I have."}
+{"text":"Last thread hit image limit and turned 1 year old! Post boys in tight shorts / spats / cycle shorts / lycra"}
+{"text":"your just jealous because he has the zeal to wear what makes him feel comfortable and confident meanwhile you try to ''fit in''"}
+{"text":"nah he is just a little bratty faggot who enjoys the attention and making Dionysus and Apollo fight over his bussy"}
+{"text":"Chat Noir!"}
+{"text":"Sadly, we live in a world where women are valued by men."}
+{"text":"A cheer and a thread for the broken, the criminals, the outcasts, liars, thieves and the generally bad-mannered."}
+{"text":"sauce"}
+{"text":"Misaki Yata from the anime \"K\""}
+{"text":"Post cute boys drawn in styles that don't necessarily fit the anime style. Comics, old book illustrations, cartoons, retro advertising, mascots are all welcome here. Drawn artistic nudity should be posted to catbox.moe. No explicit content! Previous:"}
+{"text":"That IS funny"}
+{"text":"Mowgli and the king's ankus? I read that story a few months ago, Disney really brainwashed me. The story becomes absolutely better if Mowgli was nude all along."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I would love and cherish him forever."}
+{"text":"ending is going to be off from the anniversary by one or two weeks That would annoy the hell out of me if I was Matsui."}
+{"text":"If Matsui plans the ending correctly he can finish the manga right on its anniversary in two weeks."}
+{"text":"Surely it will take more than two chapters to end. I was thinking it would need at least three more, maybe four."}
+{"text":"Lloyd and other cute boys from this series"}
+{"text":"No, Grim is for me."}
+{"text":"marulk cosplay Based"}
+{"text":"They can't because doing that would mean banning their TTTT strongholds, unless a law gets passed/precedent gets made that ultimately outlaws it. That being said, i pray for the bankruptcy of reddit or corpurchase that will make the site look unrecognizable."}
+{"text":"Lloyd is for Ydd."}
+{"text":"Which chapter is this sweet boy love?"}
+{"text":"I need somewhere to put the especially good AkiAngel art."}
+{"text":"What chapter does angel guy start appearing in? I'll read for him."}
+{"text":"Chapter 34."}
+{"text":"Thqmkd"}
+{"text":"Damn I'm surprised Makina is still around this far in. I assumed denji would have killered her by now. I thought she was a villain of the week."}
+{"text":"I absolutely lurv all of the characters in made in abyss, the style is so adorbs and makes me very happi watching it cuz its sooo cutee"}
+{"text":"Haven't beaten it but it's pretty comfy. It's also on the DS which is the version I'm playing."}
+{"text":"In honor of Thanksgiving, post a boy you're thankful for and tell us why. This guy saved humanity from self-destruction at the cost of his own life. He's also hot."}
+{"text":"I offer my boundless sense of compassion to cute Vinland saga characters, and thank them for existing. Lord knows who they are. favourite u I shall smite thee, with my own hands."}
+{"text":"For P from Lies of P such a brilliant and cute game"}
+{"text":"I made both this thread and the current LoP thread. I too am grateful for P, even if he is shy about being praised."}
+{"text":"Too girly. Any official bulge shots? Not that a puppet would have a dick, but the game's version of his master is a pervert right?"}
+{"text":"We have a bulge shot of his brother. His master is not a pervert, but is his Father who is severely unhinged due to his political rivals killing his first son in the most horrible way possible."}
+{"text":"More Theseus! Newt gets a lot of love but his big brother is such a sweetheart"}
+{"text":"Andrew is such a princess, he opens up can tabs using a spoon."}
+{"text":"Speaking of, has anyone seen this really cute piece of fan art with Andrew and Ashley where they're interacting with their kid selves? Against a plain white background, grown-up Ashley on the left is standing with kid Andrew, and grown-up Andrew is on the right standing with kid Ashley. Oh, and Andrew has his wiener out in both cases. I saw the pic once and was unable to save it, it'd be really awesome if someone could point me in its direction the way Andrew's schmeat was doing in that picture"}
+{"text":"No, but it sounds based and coffinpilled"}
+{"text":"Imagine getting mogged by yourself only showered"}
+{"text":"Military, police, corporate, school, anything old or modern."}
+{"text":"why is there Russian fanart of The mystery of the druids"}
+{"text":"thanks oomf for sending this to me i will be cranking my hog wacky sty to this"}
+{"text":"damn that's hot"}
+{"text":"You're so real for that"}
+{"text":"Are you a homo or a fudan? what've you been watching lately? what've you been shipping lately? anime and manga focused."}
+{"text":"Oops, meant to reply to OP."}
+{"text":"Still cute enough to fap too. Good enough."}
+{"text":"What's a fudan?"}
+{"text":"Whatever you want it to be."}
+{"text":"I began reading BL and I do prefer male character art. I've never been with anyone of either sex so idk if this is a common occurence or im just lonely."}
+{"text":"A thread of worship for the Blessed King of Longing."}
+{"text":"I can never get over his reborn name is and how awful it sounds in English. Femme Toe."}
+{"text":"Why is this named after the Katy Perry song"}
+{"text":"\"Okaaay guuuys~\" Edition Last:"}
+{"text":"rape"}
+{"text":"Has anyone made fanart of Lonk, from Pennsylvania?"}
+{"text":"Wtf is that"}
+{"text":"Yummy.."}
+{"text":"Post cute boys drawn in styles that don't necessarily fit the anime style. Comics, old book illustrations, cartoons, retro advertising, mascots are all welcome here."}
+{"text":"Wow I wonder what the symbolism here is"}
+{"text":"WHAT FILM"}
+{"text":"hey what happened to the second thread?"}
+{"text":"It's still around, just no one contributes."}
+{"text":"Joubert was such an amazing artist I can't think of anyone else that has captured the beauty and adventurous spirit of boys in their art like he did."}
+{"text":"I love him so much I wish there was more art of him waaaaaaaahh uoooooooh boys boys boys boys boys I loves boys boys are cute (not in a gay way)"}
+{"text":"He only has two holes, sorry bro."}
+{"text":"this is true I suppose as I said, not gay, I'm a top, now bend over faggot functionally zero holes because I'm not a gay homosexual menliker none of you are fucking me but thanks for the cute migu"}
+{"text":"Your preference doesn't change your biology. Now bend over >:)"}
+{"text":"just listen to a bunch of pitched down versions of vocaloid songs with Miku's voicebank."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"I completely forgot about this thread. Nice to see it's still alive."}
+{"text":"Nintenouttaten"}
+{"text":"Happy New Deer! Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Trips confirms, deer ears must be petted!"}
+{"text":"Great stuff! I will be downloading to read on my flight Monday morning, thank you. I was low key worried about not having enough reading materials..."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"I want to read the complete series, but I don't think It was fully translated to english. Oh well..."}
+{"text":"But he's right. He is the cutest."}
+{"text":"Previous thread hit image limit Finale drops on the 24th"}
+{"text":"Thanksgiving is over & christmas is coming, so I decided to post a picture of Astolfo spreading some Christmas cheer!"}
+{"text":"Astolfo thread!!"}
+{"text":"Based astolfo posting retarded newfag"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Sorry this isn’t human art but I liked this one a lot."}
+{"text":"literally have 500+ images of human Voxal to post New bread time?"}
+{"text":"You can make one."}
+{"text":"I'd rather someone else do it"}
+{"text":"Post singing robot boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Beautiful twinks aren't even that rare but if you want literal anime characters irl yeah that's rare."}
+{"text":"complains about gay shit is on /cm/ You're such a retard"}
+{"text":"nobody is discussing whether traps are gay or not sire shotafag. but yes, stop replying to the tripfag."}
+{"text":"meant for so sorry, im drunk"}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"All yakuza games and boys welcome."}
+{"text":"Rex is underrated"}
+{"text":"mfw this thread"}
+{"text":"Imagine rubbing that tummy!"}
+{"text":"Season's Greetings Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"streetwear fashion edition"}
+{"text":"you can post rule 63 on here? kinda wild, had no idea. doesn't really matter to me though because i like both sexes for different reasons. but i will say, these two would be a lot more popular together if they were both guys. but there wouldn't be a fun third person shooter if that were the case so there's always tradeoffs"}
+{"text":"or if togami was a girl but fukawa was a guy. but then there'd just be a bunch of femdom porn which i would not be opposed to mind you, but no matter what sex she is, the character deserves love too after that truly awful upbringing and not just really hot sex."}
+{"text":"How long before he gets wedgie art?"}
+{"text":"I love female chiaki but male chiaki definitely also has a certain appeal that his canon counterpart lacks. it would also make nagito largely irrelevant in the context of yaoi which would be nice because I don't like him and male chiaki is a lot better"}
+{"text":"never because he's a cute boy and people like cute boys"}
+{"text":"post pictures of cute shotas that look like boyfriends im a sad lonely faggot and all i can do is look at shota to be a happy woman"}
+{"text":"another female shotacon here, I love their smiles. They make me feel so airy and light. I love cute lil boys"}
+{"text":"i need him in my arms tonight"}
+{"text":"tfw never had a female shotacon babysitter to tickletorture me"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Don't listen to the haters, this thread rules."}
+{"text":"The second of our yearly allotted 2 rations of male characters is arriving soon."}
+{"text":"Belly edition Old:"}
+{"text":"Just a heads up, \"alot\" isn't a word."}
+{"text":"Why not?"}
+{"text":"The correct answer is because of pure convention. Wait a couple decades and check back if it's a word yet."}
+{"text":"Does anyone like the webtoon boyfriends!!, :D bc I made a pfp and should I use it on my ao3 account!! (And also I put my fictionkins on there, my sexuality’s And my pronouns flags that I use)"}
+{"text":"Its a \"Gay\" Foursome series about 4 \"Boys\". Both are in quotations because its a horribly written and at some point for some reason this bs was pushed out to everyone through ads. Some of the \"boys\" don't even identify as male. The series itself was created by a fujoshi pretending to be trans to avoid criticism and has one of the cringiest fanbases of all time. I have no idea why but whenever I see these stuff unironically it makes me want to kill. Even the op who made this post is a fucking map and zoophile. If you wanna read it go ahead but its genuinely awful."}
+{"text":"good troll nigger you wanna be my femboy and have much gay seggs oh wait you're probably a minor nvm!!! sry fbi senpai~!! >=<"}
+{"text":"Story (and bait) aside, I find the nerd character to be kind of cute."}
+{"text":"Looks like he loses to fat cock."}
+{"text":"Oh, I too love the webtoon equivalent of High Guardian Spice When the bait is not obvious enough"}
+{"text":"don't forget DL-6mas"}
+{"text":"Being Lord Krishna's godslayer edition. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Happy tenth anniversary, swords."}
+{"text":"Happy new year, /sword/."}
+{"text":"TF2, Half Life, Left 4 Dead, etc."}
+{"text":"Based Nellis enjoyer"}
+{"text":"Demo is really underrated, if he didn't drink so much in canon I would love to date him. Everytime he's sober in the comics he sounds very nice, tho not saying drunk demo is cute but I don't like sticking with ppl who are drunk most of the time. Engie is my second fav, prolly cause of the dad vibes he gives (also his voicelines <33)"}
+{"text":"any boys from the series welcome in any of their designs (comic/games/SPTO) OP by TWTM03520020"}
+{"text":"I used to only care for Scott and Wallace but Science Saru's designs for Takes Off has done a lot for me to fall in love with Neil and Matthew. This one particular frame in particular I love, I think it's the little eyelash and the way the crotch of his jeans pops upwards. I also love when people draw Neil in ill-fitting underwear, like he still wears the themed underwear he got years prior, but I don't think any of those are blue-board territory."}
+{"text":"@Existenc3_"}
+{"text":"ditto"}
+{"text":"Like, what is this lgbt thing to you, just one big Studio 54? just some insider cool kids club? The powers that be are the ones pushing this idea. Any time I read about anything lgbt related it's referred to as the LGBT Community. Like, if I'm gay, suddenly I'm part of them."}
+{"text":"Like, if I'm gay, suddenly I'm part of them. I mean, yeah. Different people with different lifestyles, from different backgrounds, bound by a common experience and circumstance. The way the concept is understood now, that counts as a community: the Black community, the IBS community, more putatively, the gamer community, etc. The nation/state is one such community. And your point only tracks with what I was talking about if by \"powers that be,\" you mean boomer homosexuals going all \"back in my day\" any time they see K-Pop gays being unfamiliar with Kenneth Anger"}
+{"text":"Post cute idol boys here. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Izumi looks so limp wristed and punchable"}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to the faggot"}
+{"text":"I'm just gonna say it, again. I want to look EXACTLY like Izumi Sena. He just has such an ideal body type, a perfect balance of intimidating power and delicate beauty. If I looked like that I bet all the fucking dykes who block entire aisles in the supermarkets would get the fuck out of my way. Nothing threatens a lesboid more than a powerful man being prettier than they ever will. Holy shit I just want to see those dyke bitches tremble and run away from me. Anyway if I looked like him I would basically just goon to my own reflection all the time"}
+{"text":"Can I post my own drawing?? Please?? Please?? I'm sorry, please, please, let me show you, let me show you my drawing. I want to show it, even though I am only a beginner... It is a new artstyle for me that I really like! Please, don't kill me!"}
+{"text":"The torso and legs look fine, although the legs are a bit thin. You did a good job on the clothes. However, the arms are way too thin and it looks like you didn't even try with the face. Which character is this supposed to be? Work on your anatomy, there are plenty of tutorials on how to get better at drawing arms and faces."}
+{"text":"I tried to make a shota illustration"}
+{"text":"Follow the board rules, please."}
+{"text":"I hate crossdressers"}
+{"text":"I love crossdressers"}
+{"text":"I am neutral regarding to crossdressers."}
+{"text":"Sorry sorry I forgot that have to start with several images I'm new at this"}
+{"text":"I don't believe I've ever seen a thread here purely for screenshots. Post any including stitches"}
+{"text":"Featuring the cutest protag in the history of rhythm beat-'em ups. Maybe the cutest protag ever."}
+{"text":"I was thinking sauce but this one's good too. I actually saw this pic while looking for the sauce to the above, I think it's from sadisthetic"}
+{"text":"10/10 would upskirt"}
+{"text":"Resuscitating thread"}
+{"text":"Thank God we know what Chai's panties canonically look like."}
+{"text":"I have a surplus of Nico images with nowhere else to put them. Feel free to post other males from the series as well."}
+{"text":"What happened? I only started reading the books like five years ago."}
+{"text":"Song of Nico"}
+{"text":"Nico belongs to Percy but cute Nico art nonetheless"}
+{"text":"That tiny bit with will and nico really did numbers huh."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"new bread"}
+{"text":"Post your boys! Do it! Previous:"}
+{"text":"I posted him last time but for anyone new this my oc who was a Afganistan war vet and former cia operative i redrew him as a alittle a time after his service working for both institutions"}
+{"text":"He looks way too young to have been a former anything."}
+{"text":"Oh no anon you done fucked up"}
+{"text":"Who up splatting they toon?"}
+{"text":"They're around 5 feet tall, the perfect size to cuddle with and give forehead kisses"}
+{"text":"I know I know I've let you down"}
+{"text":"Next Thread"}
+{"text":"Shota for straight men. No /ss/ and no gay shota. Simple pictures of the beauty of boys and boyhood. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Go back to TikTok"}
+{"text":"Wait a minute... That's not straight!!"}
+{"text":"Post music that pertains to themes of shotacon and general topics of homosexuality, of any genre."}
+{"text":"haircuts for men clearly shotas"}
+{"text":"this is such a weird comment."}
+{"text":"NADA: Honour the Silence. Brown Book: Hail! The White Grain and To Drown a Rose. haircuts for men Based."}
+{"text":"Post boys that workout"}
+{"text":"/cm/ + /lit/ Discuss literature about/containing cute males! What's your favorite /cm/-centered piece of literature? Including shota-related literature, literature pertaining to cute depictions of male homosexuality, etc. I remember we had a thread like this a while ago, and it was very nice."}
+{"text":"I'll read them and hen get back to you, give me a couple weeks."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed Fire from Heaven more, but that may be because I seriously disliked Bagoas. He's a boring protagonist and his limited outsider POV ruins the interesting Macedonian court dynamics. The book also IMO doesn't have any characters as compelling as Hephaestion, Olympias, and Phillip in Fire. It's also not a love story, despite the popular impression - Bagoas is a simping, obsessive slave to Alexander, while Alexander is mostly just being polite and enjoying being taking care of. There's not much depth to their relationship."}
+{"text":"*being taken care of"}
+{"text":"Godspeed anon. Thanks, that is informative. With my limited knowledge of ancient Greek history, Alexander's relationship with Hephaestion does seem more interesting to me, but I always see The Persian Boy brought up more in recommendations and more explicitly described as a love story. Do you have any thoughts on The Last of the Wine? I noticed that it's listed in  while the Alexander trilogy is not."}
+{"text":"Never read The Last of the Wine, so I can't comment. As for The Persian Boy, although I like it less, I can see why it's recommended more often than Fire. It's first person, a classically structured coming of age story, has a dramatic POV, Alexander is amazing and larger than life thanks to the biased POV, and the events and setting are still very interesting because it's Alexander's goddamn conquest of Persia. It's a good book overall, though the love story claim will forever puzzle me. Bagoas basically spends most of the book seething over Hephaestion (the person Alexander always goes to whenever he has to deal with serious emotions and whose death finally breaks him), and his relationship to Alexander is that of a grateful slave who has traded a bad master for a good one. He's a huge Alexander simp, sure, but Alexander never really reciprocates."}
+{"text":"Well, this sucks. Time to start again. The old thread was"}
+{"text":"Broke: Yuu tops Woke: Mika tops Bespoke: They're both vers"}
+{"text":"All I Want for Christmas Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fake drawfag Yeah, I literally have no idea. I only vaguely remember what happened the last time she had a meltdown. Something has to be crazy noteworthy for me to remember the specifics of a 4chan event years later. She doesn't really fall in that category, and I wouldn't be surprised if she is her own stalker. If by chance she's telling the truth, that's sad, but /hhg/ is not her personal blog or therapist. Unless her issues can circle around to being HH/HB adjacent she shouldn't spam it."}
+{"text":"I think she's all her friends and stalker at once and legitimately is schizoposting and can't control it. FUCK I WAS GOING TO POST A CUTE DEER IMAGE CAP HIT NOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Just a minute, I'm baking..."}
+{"text":"I'm having deer withdrawals here!"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"lolevercelle"}
+{"text":"merry late xmas to all those who celebrate new thread"}
+{"text":"Reddie/It (2017) thead"}
+{"text":"Also wish they'd just make a miniseries on Netflix or some shit for IT (not this prequel shit) instead of constantly condensing it into a movie."}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Reddie (1990)?"}
+{"text":"post boys in cute bike shorts / spandex / spats whatever you like"}
+{"text":"WOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday thread, let's celebrate with a description of a boy. The train stopped for water refuelling. A young boy hopped out of the door in order to stretch his legs after such a long time spent sitting. He looked around the platform, leaning to the side slightly. He unbuttoned the two top buttons on his cardigan and loosened his tie a little. He stretched his right leg behind his back, holding it with both of his hands, his brown shorts stretching along. The soft skin of his inner thigh is slightly exposing. His calf is slender and soft."}
+{"text":"Happy birthday queers New thread"}
+{"text":"Whoops, I just nutted to femboy Gura"}
+{"text":"theyre neutered of course"}
+{"text":"Prev:"}
+{"text":"hear about heated rivalry finally look up what it’s about literally the plot of a ruscan fic I read once"}
+{"text":"The fun may be over, but the legend will never die!"}
+{"text":"can i join that discord you fellas are making ?"}
+{"text":"Go the chat link listed here:"}
+{"text":"Reading this, the Americans' decision to repudiate the international order which had given them their extravagant wealth and power is no longer so inexplicable."}
+{"text":"Murdermedia - Radiostatic - Alastor x Vox Human or Demon form is fine. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Nah, might as well make one now"}
+{"text":"I like your fic but I feel bad for some of the painfully twitter esque comments you get on it"}
+{"text":"have to go to page 7 on AO3 to find radiostatic fic dated from the 18th have to go to page 4 on AO3 to find radioapple fic dated from the 18th Huh...maybe it is possible for RS to catch up in popularity..."}
+{"text":"I’ve written about seven fics in the past month but I’m taking a break for another fandom right now."}
+{"text":"Suikazura shop is selling some postcards, there's only a single Ranfren one though."}
+{"text":"I haven’t kept up with anything Ranfren related since like late 2023, what’s been going on with my favorite little freak of nature in my absence?"}
+{"text":"@rank_xx7s on X Howdie is doing streams on twitch now, sometimes drawing but it seems their hardware both for drawing has been scuffed for a while so they switched to doing most of what comes out now on mouse. Working on and approving manufacturing of merch to keep funds going. Answers questions about the ranfrens sometimes if you ask them in chat but, much like their work, they are pretty sporadic in streaming and in personality"}
+{"text":"isleflesh on tumblr"}
+{"text":"I want to lick and kiss 17dal's adam's apple."}
+{"text":"Deery Christmas Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's an endless cycle of the deer making himself worse..."}
+{"text":"Y'all got me sweating."}
+{"text":"We got too silly! Not good!"}
+{"text":"Kek. Shota Al is for being cherished and cared for."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Summer Nap Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I got bloody diarrhea Come and take care of me"}
+{"text":"I didn't think British people were still allowed to use 4chan"}
+{"text":"At least sage if you're going to reply to dead threads, kids"}
+{"text":"Post cute Adventure Time boys"}
+{"text":"NICE"}
+{"text":"cute boys that nobody ships together"}
+{"text":"Ginro x Ibara OTP."}
+{"text":"them, you'd think older superior x young, cute, kinda airheaded subordinate would be a pretty popular ship but there's basically nothing about them, just a few AO3 fics from years back and only a minority of those get the characterization right"}
+{"text":"Y tho?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Unleash the beast. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"These stinky guys need a thread too"}
+{"text":"BILL <3<3"}
+{"text":"Artist is PurelyGross. She made that drawing in response to a Bill abuse greentext on /co/ years ago."}
+{"text":"thank you sm"}
+{"text":"39_taro0 (X) Smith has really been growing on me. I never really disliked him, but I was mostly indifferent to him before the show actually started giving him more attention. I like that he turns into an evil pervert when he opens his eyes. I wish there was more Sam x Smith art. Theyre cute together. moi"}
+{"text":"spgblikes_14 (X) Il a fait aurore toute la nuit. La clarté de la nuit m'a réveillé au milieu de la nuit, une nuit venue d'un autre âge. Et moi, je lui disais — Mère Nuit, Mère Nuit, dites-moi, dites-moi, et dites-lui aussi, dites-lui, à mon petit frère au doux visage, ce qui vous fait être claire si — Ma main pendant hors du lit. La nuit entra et s'accroupit, je sentit sur ma main poser son museau froid. Je lui dit —Mère Nuit, vous d'vez avoir froid, entrez dans notre lit, il y a de la place pour trois. Ensuite, il a neigé de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli, de l'oubli. --> It had been dawn all night. The clarity of the night woke me up in the middle of night, a night drawn from another age. And I told her — Mother Night, Mother Night, Mother, tell me, tell me, and tell him as well, tell him, tell my younger brother with the gentle face, what has made you shine so —My hand was hanging out of bed. The night entered and crouched, I felt on my hand rest her cold snout. And I said — Mother Night, you must be cold, enter our bed, there's room for three. And then it snowed forgetfulness, forgetfulness, forgetfulness, forgetfulness."}
+{"text":"where is this from?"}
+{"text":"hey HC why'd you disappear on discord?"}
+{"text":"New game came out Discuss sakka boys"}
+{"text":"Him~"}
+{"text":"you posted the wrong robots"}
+{"text":"post your very own boys here!"}
+{"text":"we're still on page 2 anon"}
+{"text":"We reached image limit though ;-;"}
+{"text":"Damn I wish everyone here wasn't so polite"}
+{"text":"I don't want to use anyone's art without permission same thing here, but i don't wanna use my own art as the OP again. if any anon volunteers to let me use their drawings, i wouldn't mind baking a new thread."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Oh, what?!?! (°ロ°) Oh my god, this is amazing! Holy shit. For a silly little one-shot, too... I was wondering where this weirdly-high influx of hits and comments were coming from, I was like no way The People craved dry humping THIS much. Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention, anon!"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
+{"text":"Was the one who asked for design ideas from an assignment and uhh... everything went to shit when I tried animating, tutorials kept on not working for me like 80 percent of the time. This is what I made, I also made an animation I based on the Black Butler Season 1 op. Gonna redo this model and animation when I get the chance. Also someone animated a mecha police robot committing police brutality and HH saluting, just wanna point that out."}
+{"text":"someone animated a mecha police robot committing police brutality and HH saluting kek Redesign your shota with an american superhero costume and make him fight the chudbot. Or turn him into shota Hitler who is controllong the mecha."}
+{"text":"Evil god edition Previous"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Post the snake boy"}
+{"text":"Just make a general Hazbin Hotel thread"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"i third this"}
+{"text":"Fear & loathing..?"}
+{"text":"Isn't there already a Cunt Hotel thread?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Happy October everyone! This thread is for all the handsome gourds out there to celebrate the best time of the year."}
+{"text":"is that the little shit from dandys world?"}
+{"text":"Yes. My baby."}
+{"text":"The first two episodes of Trigun Stargaze are set to premier on October 10th, so let's have a Trigun thread! All canons welcome."}
+{"text":"I've been out of the loop, new season in 2026? Are we expecting it to be good?"}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"revive! comes back to /cm/ sometimes on the off chance trigun art spontaneously manifests"}
+{"text":"God I wish that was me (Knives)"}
+{"text":"I don't remember the exact prompt but NovelAI uses Gelbooru references for their anime image generation."}
+{"text":"Image limit reached, someone wanna make a new thread?"}
+{"text":"Lemme do it"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I’ve just started watching the Tangled toon series again after forgetting about it for a while, post this buck toothed cutie!"}
+{"text":"Hiding…"}
+{"text":"Never saw the show, but I am aware of Varian and heard he was supposed to get his own spinoff."}
+{"text":"EWWWWW A W*MAN REEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Apparently, the spinoff would've had Varian get with another boy (on the right)."}
+{"text":"Extra fluffy edition Old:"}
+{"text":"Belly"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"This is sfw enough"}
+{"text":"OP forgot to link the new thread"}
+{"text":"Killing Fields Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'd carry it around everywhere, and probably end up doing every he told me to do because I'm weak for the deer. I wonder how long it would be before he tries to make me murder someone."}
+{"text":"Probably only when he needs ingredients for spells and things"}
+{"text":"demon Al forcing (you) to kill for his rituals so he can manifest on Earth properly Cute, I might write it."}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"It's his birthday today!"}
+{"text":"who is this diva?!"}
+{"text":"I always thought he looked like post-bleached Michael Jackson. This but Muzan"}
+{"text":"desu, Muzan does have a wee bit of Tommy Wiseau in him. Orochimaru is just full-on Atsushi Sakurai."}
+{"text":"did any of you snag the Orochimaru skin in Fortnite when it came back to the shop?"}
+{"text":"Murdermedia aka human radiostatic aka human Alastor x Vox. Human forms ONLY don’t post demon forms here."}
+{"text":"I should update my fanfiction because I’m almost done but I keep getting distracted by DBD."}
+{"text":"After this one gets a little lower in the catalogue should the next thread be general radiostatic?"}
+{"text":"That would be great, though we don't really have to wait for threads to reach lower on /cm/ as it's a very slow board. It's fine to make one now"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD WHERE"}
+{"text":"Old thread:"}
+{"text":"New bread?"}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Still here... collecting art..."}
+{"text":"Still so much quality art being made too. I love them..."}
+{"text":"new year, new thread"}
+{"text":"New thread for all your favorite Nanboku-cho men and boys. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Poor Kunitoki didn't have a chance to shine."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Happy 2nd Anniversary to Lies of P! In this thread, we celebrate the best images of the best /cm/ of gaming. Many are even calling him the best /cm/ ever..."}
+{"text":"And that's a wrap! Thank you to all who contributed! New theme coming soon!"}
+{"text":"post the army of two / group of assholes with guns, it's about time they get their own thread.. duck! and elephant boys are welcomed too."}
+{"text":"Keep your cringe shit here, faggot:"}
+{"text":"Retarded fucking pooner thread GTFO"}
+{"text":"ZERO DAY THREAD??? IM IN LOVE"}
+{"text":"Femboy Edition Welcome to /Deer/! What is /Deer/? /Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man! Who we are… We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag. Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters? Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf. What are the rules? * Respect all deer friends. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What makes it even funnier is that Creoles often DIDN'T identify as black, and that was a major point of contention during the Jim Crow era. It's a reason why colorism exists in black communities in Louisiana to this day and another reason many Creoles identify as Cajun now as well. There's a darn good possibility that Alastor resented racist whites, but also looked down on blacks, since that was the attitude of Creole people at the time."}
+{"text":"Do any of you have a preference for human Al or demon Al?"}
+{"text":"100% preference for human Al."}
+{"text":"I like both but deer demon is cute CUTE!"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Post boys with animals!"}
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+{"text":"What comes after the Dark Age of Comics? It should have ended by now"}
+{"text":"everything has been unreadable garbage for that long. He thinks the Dark Age of comics is a literal definition concerning quality How many comics have you actually read?"}
+{"text":"it's all fake and gay"}
+{"text":"Personally I like to go with the term Post-Crash for comics after the industry crash of 1993 to 1997."}
+{"text":"He thinks the Dark Age of comics is a literal definition concerning quality I always thought that the \"dark age\" was named after the dark tone of the comic books in that era."}
+{"text":"It ended when Manga took over in the 2010's. Now, comics are just dead. Disney buying Marvel and DC doing the New52 killed everything."}
+{"text":"make a show that tries to balance itself between being for young kids and teenagers cancelled because it wasn't popular enough with the kids to having merchandising pay for it If they tried to reboot Danny Phantom with a bit more mature tones and put it up on Paramount+ or Netflix, do you think it would do better compared to how it did on Nickelodeon?"}
+{"text":"cartoonbros got shafted, the south park and spongebob accesories were stupid as well"}
+{"text":"Yes, retard"}
+{"text":"he has to resort to ad homineum no."}
+{"text":"No, watch the show, you cuck"}
+{"text":"/v/ is stealing superheroes and that's our thing!"}
+{"text":"I want /v/ to leave"}
+{"text":"Eat shit and fuck off"}
+{"text":"trannified acceptable that's a man with boobs acceptable trannified"}
+{"text":"Yesterday was MLK day, post black matches"}
+{"text":"Necrozma would beat The goddess of light, but it doesn't matter for Ash vs Yugi because Ash never captured that thing nor can he scale to it in any way"}
+{"text":"What opponents? I don't think he's discussed much"}
+{"text":"all of them haven't destroyed a single universe btw"}
+{"text":"1 sneak"}
+{"text":"She did"}
+{"text":"What do you think of Marcy?"}
+{"text":"Are you Marcy's type? pic related"}
+{"text":"That's not Marcy's type. That's a giant salamander."}
+{"text":"*Kisses you*"}
+{"text":"Shaq and the mountain have restriction orders against Marcy"}
+{"text":"What makes this show so appealing? What qualities make a show this good"}
+{"text":"Dude, i played this stupid ass game, it's ass as a game, and its themes are really poorly explored, do not try to sell me this garbage, i already tried it and formed my opinion, and it's trash, and actually, yeah, keep that shit for /v/ too."}
+{"text":"Right? Is an amazing setting, reminds me of the World of Darkness gameline. Zim and the guys fro coffin could probably fit perfectly in such a scenario. Jhonen Vasquez should make a videogame based on the invader zim universe"}
+{"text":"The only true \"fanbase\" is me, and me alone, and I am working on a stop-motion short that hopefully captures the tone of Johnen's work better than even the movie did because I love everything he has done and was obsessed with everything he did as a teenager to the point that his sensibilities are my sensibilities yes I am mildly schizophrenic but that matters not arthoes and the modern alt crowd are going to eat it up I just need to finish before Digger comes out because I am petrified that we are doing similar concepts"}
+{"text":"Please post it when you've finished it, anon! I'm starving for more content like this"}
+{"text":"facts"}
+{"text":"I knew it. Doctor Doom is worse than a Gypsy. He is, Allah forgive me, a Gayreek."}
+{"text":"I doubt this crap (that you have to pay to use after the first time; fuck whoever thought of implementing that) is accurate, especially on drawings."}
+{"text":"How would you rate Erdogan's leadership?"}
+{"text":"I thought it was cum on his face"}
+{"text":"Yes she is sexy. But is she a good character."}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"He just lacks the gadgets & prep time plot devices."}
+{"text":"And ass"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"She's kinda lame"}
+{"text":"be superhero have arch enemy he makes a clone of you only it's a little girl how do you respond without sounding mad?"}
+{"text":"Take custody of her as a legal guardian (the courts will still give him weekends)."}
+{"text":"That's disgusting. I hate how gooners have ruined every single discussion."}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"Be nice."}
+{"text":"You son of a bitch... is she for me?"}
+{"text":"Cute as a boot."}
+{"text":"Oh, HW got blown alright."}
+{"text":"The fruit is the womb. The seeds are the kids."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of 10 as the category with the ancient ones, like beings on a far higher scale. GOLB is definitely stronger than Lich to the point it’s comical so I guess he can be an 11 but the main point is HW is extremely strong, definitely the strongest wizard in the multiverse, but she doesn’t quite reach the top of the top."}
+{"text":"Only if the kids are actually the seeds inside the fruit and even then so long as you don't eat the seeds they should be fine. I personally prefer the idea that any fruit she sprouts is just a symptom of the pregnancy and not the actual kids growing out of her head but that's just me."}
+{"text":"I thought that the fruit was just like a sign and not any actual fetus's Now I'm just picturing her doing it the human way like how she grew a mouth Oh shit is that how humans give birth? I can do tha-AHHH FUCK THIS WAS A MISTAKE"}
+{"text":"Transformers, Go-Bots, Rescue Bots, etc. Transforming robots thread. If you wanted to introduce a friend to one of these franchises, which cartoon show or comic would you recommend? For me, it's still the G1 show, although I would consider the new Skybound 2023 comics under Dean Warren Johnson for someone more into modern \"hardcore\" grimdeath. And honestly I would love to recommend Beast Wars but the animation just does not hold up to modern standards and would be a turn-off for most new viewers."}
+{"text":"Season 1 of the G1 show is surprisingly tightly written and well done. Season 2 is a drag. Yes there's fun moments and some ciol lore, but its just so mediocre overall and doesn't feel like it amounts to much. Season 3 is full of great ideas but still subject to status quo which hurts. still I'd say the most memorable writing in the show to me comes from season 3 and stuff like Webworld. Season 4 is whatever. It's a rushed conclusion, juggling too much. The Arcee and Daniel storyline is the standout of it. ."}
+{"text":"Uh, so I got into buyfagging and now I'm in over my head. I just wanted to read the new Transformers comics, and buy some of the G1 comics I had as a kid. Now, I've got these fancy sound chip versions that sounded really cool, but I don't need to read because I already have those issues. But, I don't know what to do with them? Do I just hold onto them for posterity? The plastic bags they're in have kind of scrungled. Plus, there's a battery in there. Do I need to worry about a battery leaking? Do I need to unbag these? Leave them bagged? Slab? I genuinely don't know what I'm doing with these."}
+{"text":"Season 3 was such wasted potential, It's my favorite of g1. The status quo never truely allowing things to progress and then just bringing Optimus back ruining Rodimus prime. I got the feeling like they just wanted transformers to be over with by the end of the season. What makes it extra funny is Japan just killing Optimus again in their season 4."}
+{"text":"And rodimus there still being a failure and they pushing another leader in his place. But then Headmasters is literally a bad comedy."}
+{"text":"What did you think of season 5 with claymation Optimus?"}
+{"text":"Homestuck is dead, long live Homestuck! If you had the power to assign a studio to the Homestuck show, who do you feel would be a better choice than Spindlehorse, aka the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss people?"}
+{"text":"this. so much this. who knew one jade8lood could 8ankrupt the semen market 8y just existin6"}
+{"text":"I wanna smooch all over Polypa’s burn scars as I cuddle her"}
+{"text":"this is now /hs6/ (Hiveswap 6eneral) all homestyck posters will 8e raped to death"}
+{"text":"hussie was at the furry convention in boston last weekend lol"}
+{"text":"woop woop"}
+{"text":"Would you marry Fiona?"}
+{"text":"I will turn into a brainless nigger that rapes any media I come in contact with for personal pleasure"}
+{"text":"It's her top fantasy"}
+{"text":"NOOOOO FINN DONT DO IT DONT FUCK THE SHAPESHIFTING CAT VERSION OF ME YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE MY BLOODLINE BY FUCKING BRONWYN INSTEAD PLEASE BRO DONT DO THIS, THE CAT EGGS WONT TAKE YOUR SEMEN MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS WAITING IN YOUR TRAILER AS WE SPEAK, YOU CAN STILL DO THE RIGHT THING"}
+{"text":"Since she can enter his head now, do you suppose she likes to watch?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Hippy from the 1960's makes a parody of Disney as a joke, but it's so low-effort and uninteresting that it was essentially a film school experiment that was screened exactly once 60 years later: this is LOST AND DISTURBING DISNEY MEDIA... What causes this behavior?"}
+{"text":"The worst part is that it wasn't disturbing at all"}
+{"text":"Yeah it was more of an amusing shitpost than anything else."}
+{"text":"soulless 20-second commercial made to sell some shitty product is no longer aired, may never be seen by anyone again normal person response: \"good.\" lost media enthusiast: \"WHATAFUCK THIS IS LIKE WHEN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BURNT DOWN WE NEED TO FIND IT AND MAKE A DOZEN 40-MINUTE VIDEO ESSAYS ABOUT IT!!!!!! I LOVE COMMERCIALS!\" I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit, nevermind the shit that's \"lost\" because it was never circulated in the first place like some flash video made as an inside joke between friends and never uploaded publicly, or video evidence of serial killers never released by police. How much longer until we see titles like \"The Search for Daisy's Destruction [DARKEST Lost Media Yet?!?!]\""}
+{"text":"I know you are usinh that as an example of how desperate lost mediafags can be but that isn't lost"}
+{"text":"Turn iconic character like Frankenstein's Monster into a cute little girl Why is this so common in comics?"}
+{"text":"They know their audience."}
+{"text":"Is N a whore? How much r34 does a character need to become a whore Someone said 1000"}
+{"text":"Fine by me."}
+{"text":"I miss the cynwalker coomers."}
+{"text":"Jiper Rifle"}
+{"text":"of course Nfags like unreal tournament"}
+{"text":"keep up the good work"}
+{"text":"I'm convinced this show came out 15-16 years too early. The message of the left always eating their own really resonates with me."}
+{"text":"We already know what her intentions were. Escape arrest by any means necessary even if that mean driving through law officers. Sorry asshole but that's plenty of grounds for someone to use leathal force in self defense law officer or otherwise. They denied her medical help Calling bullshit on this as it sounds like a lefty new bite taking something out of context as usual."}
+{"text":"ghoul driving it slammed on the gas. Because she was shot and dead. Hard to move your foot when you are dead"}
+{"text":"revisionism So it's the Officer's fault that the car was moving towards him before he pulled the trigger. Got it."}
+{"text":"The tires were pointed away from him.."}
+{"text":"From the guy holding the door, or the guy who shot?"}
+{"text":"From Bob Camp’s Facebook"}
+{"text":"Don’t forget the backlash lead to the whole #BetterCartoon trend, which revealed that even working on their own, lots of modern cartoonists are fucking terrible at coming up with something new"}
+{"text":"No duh, the season was leaked to be completed nearly two years ago and was just being sat on. APC was awful in a bizarre way. The leaked episode was just straight boring."}
+{"text":"You forgot that this might be the last thing R&S will ever get"}
+{"text":"You know this reminds me of a Beatles song"}
+{"text":"I’m guessing no one even wanted to work on this, and those who did were basically phoning it in."}
+{"text":"Marie Kanker is amazing!"}
+{"text":"oh double d"}
+{"text":"double d is too OCD to ever speak in improper English."}
+{"text":"Glad to know I'm not alone in seeing similarities between Marie and Shiver."}
+{"text":"What the FUCK did THEY mean by THIS?"}
+{"text":"Fun Facts: Scenes of Gwendolyn seducing the guy were cut from most countries because it implies zoophilia. The animation studio was in Munich Ohmstrasse 15 which contains apartments. Probably rented a room or two to produce that cartoon. Nothing reminds that there was an actual cartoon studio. There used to be stuffed animals. Plushophiles would love to fuck Gwendolyn."}
+{"text":"There used to be stuffed animals Be realistic, there is no way they looked good."}
+{"text":"The dog looks strange to be 'onest"}
+{"text":"I have the intense urge to light this thing on fire"}
+{"text":"Ben Reilly's supervillain arc has officially been shitcanned Sorry, Zeb Wells! Paul's future in Spider-Man isn't looking too good anymore either."}
+{"text":"I mean the Chasm costume is like a Symbiote except it's not alive so why not keep it"}
+{"text":"Dark Web was pointless. We got Rek-Rap out of it so it was worth it."}
+{"text":"anon we have Daniel Way Deadpool comics at home"}
+{"text":"Getting an inferior copy of Deadpool was somehow worth it. No, it really wasn't. Rek-Rap is a trash character."}
+{"text":"I like Rek-Rap because he's basically a throwback to Venom's silly phase."}
+{"text":"Who are your favorite /co/ boys?"}
+{"text":"I can't believe he'd do that to his son"}
+{"text":"It's grim incest is only hot when it's fictional"}
+{"text":"well luckily they're not actually flapjack and Captain, I could see it if someone used their live action designs but they didn't"}
+{"text":"is that an edit. I thought elio was cute enough"}
+{"text":"he's only cute from the front"}
+{"text":"How does Sandman wash himself if he's weak to water?"}
+{"text":"As cute as they are, who wants to clean up that shit everyday? Probably gets spread in the whole place."}
+{"text":"What do you even do in this situation"}
+{"text":"He doesn't, he's stinky"}
+{"text":"Forget that. He doesn't even have legs"}
+{"text":"Flamethrower EEEEVERYTHING. Turn the guy into glass and wrecking-ball him to death."}
+{"text":"True. That bit is more than Candace usually has."}
+{"text":"Perry creampies his own butthole?"}
+{"text":"Candace is top shelf"}
+{"text":"Candace is the ideal Giraffe girl"}
+{"text":"High tier cute lanky gal."}
+{"text":"Did he ruin the industry?"}
+{"text":"EVERYONE Most white people liked it, black protagonists and most old white rich male characters being evil isn't exactly something that puts off normal whites. But a lot of black people hated it, specifically political grifters who shake in their boots at the thought that black people should be responsible for their own failure or success and everyone who agrees with the narrative of \"being owed\" that those people push."}
+{"text":"Sure thing, Troony."}
+{"text":"Obsessed faggot."}
+{"text":"By dying"}
+{"text":"If timmies suck so much maybe your tios and tias should go home."}
+{"text":"Provide References for all requested characters and keep them to one image/post Keep requests /co/ related and keep them concise. General OC discussion belongs in \"Work on your art\" and the Donut Steel threads. However, OC requests are allowed as long as they aren't /trash/ material or fanfiction. If it's not /coc/ you must provide a link to the comic or cartoon. Be patient and take it easy! Don't forget to check the booru to see if your request was filled. Drawfriends, don't hold back. If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Keep art critique short, otherwise take it to the Batman thread. No one is entitled to a request delivery. Don't bump or \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. No spam. No begging. To delete a post click on the box next to Anonymous, look at the bottom right of the page, and click Delete (NOT File Only) Don't fight spam with spam Don't post reaction images Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"take a screencap, i don't have an account so i can't see the post"}
+{"text":"Requesting the late great Goat smoking a bong with a happy Pigman. (or Pigmen). - Both of them have little floating wings on their shoulders and small halos. Goat is blowing out a cloud of smoke saying \"Maybe this won't be so bad after all\" (hard Rock/goth /metal angels optional)"}
+{"text":"Requesting Enid and Wilhamena making this face"}
+{"text":"Every morning the same dreadful look at the dumb stuff this flooder posted while we were asleep"}
+{"text":"DAMN!"}
+{"text":"I DO want to become something else but it is not a fetish for me, I don't get my wires crossed by the idea of transforming Are there any comics that explore willing transformation from one species to another? Basically the opposite of this one. So far every single comic about human becoming animal or whatever I find always has the humans in question never wanting or asking for it, but I'm curious if any have explored what would happen if someone wanted to become something else so much maybe even at the cost of other people Orr am I just gonna have to write that myself"}
+{"text":"Based fellow shapeshifter chad"}
+{"text":"Even the myth of Tiresias?"}
+{"text":"Depend of who is telling it. If it's Ovid, the answer is definitely YES."}
+{"text":"I really like the points where Kazz runs an analysis of his situation and settles that despite his life becoming a nightmare it is what's keeping him and his safe and his best friend alive, and proceeds to put more effort in understanding his yinglet body to show gratitude towards the trademaster"}
+{"text":"Why did she never attain anywhere near Harley’s popularity?"}
+{"text":"How many capes has Superman had to replace because of her How many pairs of red trunks"}
+{"text":"She's in second place when it comes to destroying Superman's costume. First place is Lois."}
+{"text":"Someone needs to write this"}
+{"text":"This series would be perfect if it weren't for all the episodes that didn't feature classic Batman villains"}
+{"text":"Some people are going to be forever mad that Timm's art style evolved and that they went with a more Frank Miller-influenced characterization for Batman."}
+{"text":"alright but come on, that Joker redesign was pure ass. He looked like Dr. Drakken."}
+{"text":"I wonder if the creators were influenced by Streets of Fire? This movie mixed classic elements with modern ones such as 1950s police uniforms and modern technology."}
+{"text":"Yeah, the idea was to make him look like a grinning skull. He eventually took the criticism and made a better design for Return of the Joker which got carried into Justice League. More the Burton film which combined the 1980s with the 1940s though he may have been inspired a bit by Streets of Fire."}
+{"text":"Could have achieved the same effect with dark shadows obscuring his face in scenes desu"}
+{"text":"Pick your poison /co/"}
+{"text":"Can't blame him"}
+{"text":"Would you fit in with any of these cliques?"}
+{"text":"3 4 4 4 or 6 2or 5"}
+{"text":"she The guy looks like Bane, my dude"}
+{"text":"Absolutely not."}
+{"text":"Shadow's love interests are doomed to die, so figures."}
+{"text":"Good job Anon, you killed Rouge."}
+{"text":"It's for the best. We can never have a Rouge-centric thread without it devolving into either: Shipping wars Porn Bigdad Samefagging All of the above It's very tiresome."}
+{"text":"Trip seems more like his little sister than anything Knuckles is so irrelevant these days that he's only kept around to enforce brand recognition as opposed to any meaningful contributions. They even poke fun at this in the IDW comics when he thought he could teach Trip how to be a good guardian only to discover she's already better off than him to begin with poor Knuckles"}
+{"text":"we're reliving the 80s Get along Gang-era \"everything must be rounded off and safe for children\" cartoons."}
+{"text":"MAWS first season did well, because Lois was cute and everybody enjoys WMAF love stories."}
+{"text":"Post sexy ryona of the MC."}
+{"text":"There's some stuff going on in Japan now which is why a lot of popular manga are getting done in live-action rather than animated They're kinda sick of the merchandise hellscape"}
+{"text":"That and it's DC, so it's got legacy to boost it. Plus, unlike Beware the Batman which required a lot of 3D modeling, they can churn out MAWS easy peasy."}
+{"text":"Glorious Superhero action comedy cartoon. Setup is that during a devastating attack by an alien invasion force the famous heroine Glorious sacrificed herself to destroy the alien mothership, crippling the invasion and helping save the Earth. Except thats not what happened. Glorious didn't sacrifice herself at all, she was simply trapped far from home in deep space with no idea how to get back. Five years later, in a stolen space ship, Glorious finally returns to an Earth that thinks her long dead. She reconnects with friends and family, tries to put her life back together, and get things back to the way things... wait, who the fuck is that? Who is that buff guy flying around in my colors and symbol? What do you MEAN he is calling himself \"Glorious\"? Thats MY NAME! The Glorious name, after her 'death', has been taken up by a pure-hearted fanboy of the original. He's super thrilled that she is alive and back, and he'd love to give the name back to her, there is just one problem: it turns out that the new Glorious is way more popular than the original. No matter how many times they both insist that she should get the name back, everyone just calls her 'Lady Glorious'. Whats worse, Glorious (lady) quickly comes to the upsetting realization that Glorious (dude) isn't just more famous, he's waaaay stronger than she is. Except that he doesn't realize it! He idolizes the original so much that he just assumes that he could never live up to her example, and keeps assuming that she's as strong or stronger than he is. Which isn't true, but she's much too proud to admit it, forcing herself to power through challenges that she knows are out of her league in order to not lose face in front of this imposter. Which only convinces the new Glorious even more that she is much more unstoppable than she really is, which gets her into more trouble, etc. Make it a comedy between this prideful idiot and her stronger, but naive, fanboy successor. Also bombastic super fights."}
+{"text":"parents associations will cancel it well then just say they are lesbians on social media BRILLIANT!"}
+{"text":"A show where I rape femboys"}
+{"text":"Three triplets (one boy, one girl, one of deliberately unknown sex) who run elections among the kids to decide on changes to the neighborhood, one of them is about keeping things the same, one is about changing, and one is about unorthodox third options. Basically it would be a semi-educational show about politics and what influences it, but at a local level and mostly regarding things that kids would care about."}
+{"text":"An animated series of the Webcomic, Lena as it pretty much plays or reads like and has very similar format and humour to the American Sunday/newspaper comics like Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Baby Blues, Dilbert and Phoebe and her Unicorn also make her parents, her neighbour's dad and her Teacher less abusive and the Peter Griffin looking dad (in the image in the right) more bumbling along with some of the episodes being animated versions of the continuing stories, like the one where Lena and her friends have a sleepover round hers but leave out the the subplot of the mother wanting to have sex with the dad to cover up getting pregnant and cheating with some other guy"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to make a thread of 4cucks and it keep saying no"}
+{"text":"I'm totally not underage guys"}
+{"text":"keep doing it for years until they relent and add you to the source code"}
+{"text":"Do you think you'd get along with the Ongezellig girls if they existed in our 3d world?"}
+{"text":"'zellig bump, have a lovely South African maid"}
+{"text":"what if you stuck your finger in there and yanked downward"}
+{"text":"In your opinions?"}
+{"text":"Stop being gay."}
+{"text":"Keep sucking bitch boy."}
+{"text":"Same person."}
+{"text":"None of these are even remotely dynamic. All superheroes do is punch. The most dynamic move they know is an uppercut"}
+{"text":"You don't even see the punch connecting It doesn't need to. The effect is there even without a connect being shown. When western comics do it, there's no effect, just two characters posing."}
+{"text":"Hapoy birthday"}
+{"text":"Idgi"}
+{"text":"Why is there a demon outside of hell?"}
+{"text":"literally named comics AND CARTOONS"}
+{"text":"Me."}
+{"text":"Hello and welcome. I know OP’s post had a lot of big scary words in it next to the picture, but if you would go ahead and bother to read it, you might catch the implication that he is talking about an up and coming animated movie. Since this is /co/, the comics and cartoon board, this is an appropriate topic because animated films are classified as cartoons. I hope that clears things up and that you either gtfo or lurk moar before posting in the future. Have a nice rest of your day!"}
+{"text":"Me any problem?"}
+{"text":"I wish Stanley would look more like this. Also, Disney is going to kill it with their shitty version."}
+{"text":"Mornin' /co/, want some leftover pizza for breakfast? W.I.T.C.H. thread"}
+{"text":"Some of the pages of my issue number 1 have a little bit of water damage, I wonder how that happened."}
+{"text":"\"Here at Pepperidge Farms we make our comics the old-fashioned way... by coomers, FOR coomers. And we wouldn't have it any other way.\""}
+{"text":"Witch threads make me feel like it’s a watch list Jesus Christ"}
+{"text":"You say that as if it were a bad thing."}
+{"text":"Not even to see the other girls?"}
+{"text":"Moxxie should be more assertive."}
+{"text":"how much of a closeted queer was moxxies dad to kill his mom? i mean, just look at her, shes a 10/10 by imp standards, imagine marrying that and then just killing her because you are too much of a bitch to put her in her place what a fag"}
+{"text":"Not a queer, he's just a psychopath who chose business over family. But since this is Vivzie Hell he's guaranteed to take it up the ass 50% of the time."}
+{"text":"He's the voice director"}
+{"text":"I sure hope Angel Dust isn't gonna get a recycled version of his backstory."}
+{"text":"Lucifer is really getting really lonely without Lilith, isnt he?"}
+{"text":"Laika's films are so unprofitable for studios that its latest release has to be distributed by Fathom, a company that tends to only do limited rereleases What went so wrong? If it weren't for Nike they would have gone under a decade ago"}
+{"text":"Karma for what they did to Vinton"}
+{"text":"What I don't understand is how a failed trust fund rapper decided to go into stop motion of all things. There's footage of him animating too so it's not like it's some larp"}
+{"text":"Just seen this,what do I think of the pilot?"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"The weak should fear the strong"}
+{"text":"I'm sure someome masturbated to the bodyhorror."}
+{"text":"Absolutely"}
+{"text":"Horrifying"}
+{"text":"they did a celebration drawing for it"}
+{"text":"Nick isn't a pathetic manchild at all. He acts his own age and is nothing like Pawbert."}
+{"text":"third film better have more interesting bird characters. i mean not a single crocodile or unique lizard in 2? come on"}
+{"text":"It got a one-month extension on China so yeah"}
+{"text":"WHY DOES DISNEY ONLY CARE ABOUT ASIANS???"}
+{"text":"Nerdification thread?"}
+{"text":"bullying nerds"}
+{"text":"Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy should return to their nerdy roots, they were both respectable members of their field before becoming villains, Pamela was very meek while Harleen Quinzel was actually quite formal and respectable as a Psychologist. An angle I'd play up for Poison Ivy is mimicry, what if Ivy didn't actually become a super hot bombshell from the process that turned her into a human/plant hybrid and essentially kept her old form? What is she's still her old nerdy self but the pollen and pheromones just warp people's perception of her? So just imagine all of those usual sultry or dangerous lines coming out with stuttering or the occasional slip up, her outfit could be padded as she's a figurative and literal beanpole, or she could put on a bit of weight since a diet of primarily meats and photosynthesis is bound to have strange effects on even a hybrid body. As for Harley I can see it as learning into her classic side with her simply chilling the fuck out, being manic all the time is not good for one's mental health and she understands that, so everyone's a little surprised when she's dressed normally (partially depending on if she's got bleached skin or if it's still grease paint) and acting normally, which also means a lot of the time when she's being annoying it's entirely on purpose. TLDR:Poison Ivy goes full chunni TurboNerd and Harley shows her more studious and subdued self."}
+{"text":"Good girl fetish"}
+{"text":"Purification"}
+{"text":"ivy is her usual sultry and seductive self around anyone else becomes a shy blushing stuttering mess around Harley I don’t know how anon. But by mixing that with Harley acting professional around people she likes, you’ve somehow fixed Harley X Ivy"}
+{"text":"yeah but seriously.... how did you do the snake thing?"}
+{"text":"Shrek is definitely better than POE"}
+{"text":"The official Christian and Jewish interpretation until recently was they used black magic. The Christian version has it he satan helping them while the Jewish has them using stolen divine names to control demons and spirits. I think the muslim interpretation is closer to the Jewish."}
+{"text":"No step on snek"}
+{"text":"Jews believed in the idea that there were many gods, and a god is tied to their land and temple, just like everyone else at the time this foundation myth took place. YHWH was the god of Judea, exclusive to the Jews, and the great temple was is \"home\". It wasn't until the take over of Judaea, the destruction of the great temple, and their exile, did they shift to this idea that God was everywhere, and that there was only one God, because how can they worship their god if he didn't have a home anymore, and still think he was superior?"}
+{"text":"How would they acknowledge it? Would they get upset and start mourning their precious snakes? It's just quick imagery to emphasize how much stronger big G is than them. It's also in the middle of a musical number so there isn't really time to anyway."}
+{"text":"Never watched twende but i like this guy."}
+{"text":"shirt but no pants why do they do this?"}
+{"text":"people that are above you are…LE BAD"}
+{"text":"They originated in America even. But I guess maybe anon has full English breakfasts and beans on toast in mind. Baked beans are a big deal there, so a guy eating them straight out of the can maybe hits a bit harder for that audience."}
+{"text":"Filtered"}
+{"text":"I heard his novels are ok, but not as good as his comic work."}
+{"text":"but specifically in the climax Rorschach displays more moral fortitude than any other character in the rest of the comic. He's a coward who cannot deal with what's going on, so he kills himself. He's commiting suicide at the climax, anon, Manhatten or not. If he actually wanted to expose Adrian, he could stay with them and pretend to go along with it until they get back to the mainland, but he's literally incapable of that. He's leaving to go die in the tundra."}
+{"text":"people that are above you are…LE BAD He isn't wrong, i can count with one hand the people richer than me that i'd call decent. And i'm sure they have their own dirt."}
+{"text":"entire music video is animated in alight motion and drawn in ibis paint (all free apps to use) pilot got over 90M+ views at some point made by one single person excluding the song community is still going strong after cancellation whats stopping you from making your dreams come true, anons?"}
+{"text":"I’m not a woman thus I can’t use mass hysteria to get people to watch my tumblr sexyman slop."}
+{"text":"I don't wanna make cartoons, stupid. I'd rather write a book or make a VN."}
+{"text":"So learn. I’m not a woman Didn't stop Gooseworx."}
+{"text":"Toonturf is 40 minutes long and was drawn in Microsoft PowerPoint and animated in blender It got 2 million views"}
+{"text":"Why we couldn't have this type of humor in cartoons?"}
+{"text":"That’s more than I would’ve thought"}
+{"text":"The skunk ass worshipping one."}
+{"text":"Can /co/ not be horsy for five seconds?"}
+{"text":"being horsy isn't allowed on this board."}
+{"text":"Teri thread"}
+{"text":"I feel the same way of doing it. XD"}
+{"text":"I love it when she's pouting."}
+{"text":"You horny animals."}
+{"text":"lel."}
+{"text":"Curse you, Ben, for making Teri brapshit a thing before everyone else."}
+{"text":"I read the Infinity Saga, Annihilation Saga, Star Lord and Rocket's early solo stories, and a good chunk of 70s-90s GotG, so now I'm wondering if there was anything released after the Annihilation Saga that was well-liked? I particularly enjoyed following Star Lord's early story up thru DnA, but was a little frustrated that it seemed his personality just kept getting reset, and he didn't really revisit events from his past, like his father or the not-God dude. Say what you will about the Gunn films but I like how they took many of these disparate elements, and formed a cohesive character arc outta them. I know obviously the Bendis GotG sucks, and I've no interest in trying it. But surely something good has to have happened in the years since? Doesn't even have to be GotG related necessarily, I just really like cosmic Marvel stuff."}
+{"text":"Good GotG/Cosmic Marvel after Annihilators? that doesn't exist."}
+{"text":"They don't exist."}
+{"text":"Not OP, but can I hear the old-timey suggestions anyways? Curious about the team, not sure where to read more about their pre-synergy versions."}
+{"text":"read only the first two colums from the left, the rest is absolute diarrhea"}
+{"text":"First two columns are also diarrhea."}
+{"text":"What do you think Ribbit would think of Jax and Pomni's relationship?"}
+{"text":"Somewhere on X, but it's just the usual \"it's not what it looks like\" response."}
+{"text":"Pomni has just started to care about Jax after episode 6, when she saw behind his mask and realized he is gonna abstract soon"}
+{"text":"Tung Tung Tung Sahur ahh show"}
+{"text":"Shipping is what happens when you throw a bunch of people who likes a character dynamic into an echo chamber"}
+{"text":"At the risk of sounding like your mom when you were 6 (so, a year ago...): use words."}
+{"text":"Does sex sell comics?"}
+{"text":"I WILL STOP HIM WITH MY PSYCHIC POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG"}
+{"text":"Is not that \"sex sells\", but you boon need a hook. It could be sex, it could be just beauty, but it has to be something. And some people will take the bait with sex"}
+{"text":"Depends. It helps but it's not going to keep something like a DC or Marvel comic going if it's the main draw. But indie comics can coast on it if it finds an audience. What really sells comics is violence. The more brutal the better."}
+{"text":"Sex gets people's attention. Like you can get people into the door with free food or girls in bikinis, but you either need to keep the food and the girls coming, or hook them with something else. However, I guarantee people would read an erotic drama with Bats and Catwoman or Peter and Black Cat, for example, where Joker or Green Goblin or whoever the fuck else is only background noise to the relationship."}
+{"text":"Good sex can, yes."}
+{"text":"Golden age: 1930-1950 Silver age: 1950-1970 Bronze age: 1970-1990 EXTREME age: 1990's the ''modern'' age: 2000-present (26 years running) Inst it time the modern age gets a official name and cutoff date?"}
+{"text":"Inst it time the modern age gets a official name and cutoff date? Here is you answer anon: Golden Age (1938–1956) Silver Age (1956–1970) Bronze Age (1970–1986) Dark Age (1986–1991) Extreme age (1991-1997) Event (descompressive) age (1997-2011) Synergy age (2011-2019) Multiverse fatigue / various version of same hero / supporting characters became superhero age (2020-2023) ABSOLUTE AGE (2024-2029)"}
+{"text":"I'd say we could put a micro \"age\" around when they were plastering everything for digital and MARVEL was doing the QR codd thing in every comic. 2010s was when everything was trying to become \"movie source material mine age\""}
+{"text":"try to copy a bad comic explains why everything sucks"}
+{"text":"Superhero comics have been consistently bad since they started. It's always been exceptions that stood out. Now, those exceptions aren't around. There have been good superhero comics after Watchmen, many of those inspired by Watchmen."}
+{"text":"Preacher is from the 90s."}
+{"text":"post yerr favorites"}
+{"text":"nice one."}
+{"text":"Shrek originally had heat vision Wtf!? They actually nerfed him in the movie?"}
+{"text":"It's a tough one."}
+{"text":"Why did the showrunners make Bluey look like a boy? It's misleading."}
+{"text":"I can see that. She didn’t even check to make sure that zebras were still Bluey’s favorite animal before she purchased those onesies. Terrible, not wife material at all. 2/10."}
+{"text":"It may just have been that she's thoroughly terrible at finding a boyfriend and never managed to get laid. She should've taken the easy way out instead of wasting screetime then"}
+{"text":"A lot of the start to her character arc takes place in the stage show actually."}
+{"text":"The fuck is that madoka-looking thing?"}
+{"text":"How much would trashy people rage if Chili took them to a grave or memorial for their unborn sibling?"}
+{"text":"Which one, /co/?"}
+{"text":"Sheila, fuckin' all day every day. Been especially in a Sheila mood, been wanting to draw a lot more of her. Was actually working on a pic with some South Park moms."}
+{"text":"Is that some Dustin I see? Please, continue"}
+{"text":"Laura Instant smash"}
+{"text":"Opposite for me, a woman devoted to the Lord gets me rock-hard."}
+{"text":"I mean, it's hard to say because Spear and fang follow their own inexplicable rules. DnD does have a t-rex which is a cr7(maybe 8 or 9) creature which is actually young dragon tier. One could argue that Fang by virtue of being a protagonist is a t-rex with class levels the same way Spear is clearly a barbarian which would elevate her quite a bit."}
+{"text":"What class would fang be?"}
+{"text":"T-rex"}
+{"text":"I can’t argue with that."}
+{"text":"Just watched the latest episode. I am fucking loving every second. Genndy does it right. The buildup, the action, the transitions from setpiece to setpiece. It is perfect. He is perfect."}
+{"text":"This is a Spacely Sprockets thread. Anyone who works for Cogswell Cogs get the fuck out."}
+{"text":"How many workers work in this company?."}
+{"text":"I asked an AI and it broke. I think it might have been having an orgasm about the level of automation. Asking this question may be what starts the singularity and ends the dominion of humanity. I hope you enjoy living on the ground beneath the magic sky castles. I can only offer my apologies. Stock up on peanut-butter and bullets."}
+{"text":"Isn't the whole joke that the company is only Him and George?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes that's the joke. And somehow Spacely can't handle George's job."}
+{"text":"What else would he do? He obviously completed the main quest line, since there are only whites seen in the show, so he's retired and just doing side-quests now."}
+{"text":"Say something nice about her, /co/."}
+{"text":"That was actually the intention with concept art for pote tial flashbacks to her past with whats her name. Would be a good contrast to how pathetic she is in the present"}
+{"text":"she married a furrier specifically because she loves furs so much. Her husband was a wimpy forgettable doormat. God I wish that were me."}
+{"text":"There’s a mysterious missing step in her plan in between Jasper and Horace slaughtering the puppies and the coat or coats actually getting made her book counterpart had a husband who worked as a furrier. Well great. Now I’m gonna be imagining 60s movie Cruella having a secret unseen furrier husband. With the guy just patiently chilling in the basement of De Ville Manor the whole time, readying his equipment and sketching designs and reading magizines. And just waiting for the puppy corpses to slide down the coal chute."}
+{"text":"I try not to have furs or taxidermies around the house because my cat likes to get into them. And I love her more than I like owning nice things. I have an old arm chair she’s torn to shreds. Nobody even ever sits in it. It’s her chair. I sorta want to throw it away, but she loves perching on the top of the head rest so I keep it."}
+{"text":"Ratatouille was the first mainstream CGI movie to be completely uninspired. Say what you will about Shark Tale or Robots or Chicken Little, but they aren't uninspired movies."}
+{"text":"Any fans of Gipi, the Italian comic book artist?"}
+{"text":"All for now."}
+{"text":"white woman spotted: I said audibly"}
+{"text":"Wonderful art. Thanks, guys. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"didnt ask"}
+{"text":"Ok, I think Pirate Savannah's hot"}
+{"text":"buy an ad"}
+{"text":"didnt ask careful the retarded schizo ped that made this thread is gonna say youre a samefagging bot while not understanding how this website works"}
+{"text":"OP here, what the fuck happened? I forget about this thread for 5 hours and it turns to fighting over some bot?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Power Pack?"}
+{"text":"Katie's still a little kid that you can think of as cute without reservation. Julie (and Alex), however, are old enough that they're starting to tickle parts of the brain that your frontal lobes are saying, \"forget it dude, they're underage\"."}
+{"text":"more about Katie's childish personality that many people cares for I think this is why I like her the most. She is the most childish, but also arguably she's the heavy hitter of the team, who can do the most damage when she feels like it. It's just a really fun character archetype."}
+{"text":"Okay guys it was funny at first but can we stop pretending we want to have sex with Katie and stuff. It's starting to get creepy and we might attract real pedos"}
+{"text":"we might attract I think it's far, far too late for that. Either accept the coomers or make a new, chaste thread."}
+{"text":"pretending"}
+{"text":"Is Daisy Duck meant to have sex appeal?"}
+{"text":"torched her not knowing she was a robot Damn. Kinda cute, but what an odd story. I suppose the dress was a bit much had they gone somewhere less fancy. They're clearly at somewhere nice then snagging a burger or something after work. Could be too that the artist made the outfit miss those details elevating it in taste."}
+{"text":"These heroes would have been active 40-50 years or so before Donald."}
+{"text":"Who's the brown hair duck he's introducing the squad to?"}
+{"text":"Lyonard D'aq. Old guy from back when he was a kid."}
+{"text":"Interesting how quickly anything involving ducks gets pretty deep lore while the other animal characters are just mundane and normal in comparison."}
+{"text":"Gwen Ten out of Ten"}
+{"text":"I think raping real girls is worse than masturbating to cartoons in your basement. That's just me though."}
+{"text":"cartoon porn is the same as raping kids"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"The difference is that Trump doesn't goon to kid cartoons, he prefers the real deal."}
+{"text":"Watch it solely for Sol and The Stranger."}
+{"text":"Considering he doesn't have a lower half to even think impure thoughts, he's going to train her (SFW)."}
+{"text":"Fuck no. The show is awful. I guess the Sith guy is the best thing about it, because he's clearly having fun on set, but I wouldn't watch the show sober, unless you really love hatewatching. Oh, and the main lead is ridiculously unlikeable. Being played by an utter turbocunt actress doesn't help either. I think she has successfully managed to completely torpedo her own career by being a bitchy shitbag to everyone."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about the Gay Republic and Jedi Carol Danvers"}
+{"text":"She won. She felted Lucas, She felted the fans and now she selected Dave Fagloni to continue her eternal work or owning white men. She was undefeated"}
+{"text":"You think you're Hell's great savior Will you still when i return the favor? Take the one you need Make you watch them bleed Will you break thinking how you couldn't save her?"}
+{"text":"Nothing is more tragic than bad lyrics fucking up a decent musical piece."}
+{"text":"How are those 'bad lyrics'?"}
+{"text":"YOU STUPID FUCKING GEN-ZER. Somebody explain to this gen-Z what rhythm and rime is. And I mean rime, not rhyme."}
+{"text":"The inconsistent pronoun usage in that part will never not bother me."}
+{"text":"And last but not least Bigger than ever! About fucking time!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for Snafu!"}
+{"text":"Thanks to Marika for all those hybrid DC trades."}
+{"text":"What is the nature of their relationship?"}
+{"text":"secret love"}
+{"text":"Can you like, shut up?"}
+{"text":"Or what, you’ll kick my ass?"}
+{"text":"The world is a worse place thanks to this"}
+{"text":"They own a home, have a steady job, and stay off drugs and alcohol These guys are meant to be fucking losers and they're doing better than a sizable chunk of my generation."}
+{"text":"Garfield latino VA > Lorenzo Music"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Very fond memories of this show. They'd only play it at 3am in the early aughts on toon disney. I'd try to stay awake long enough with my brothers to catch it. We'd beg my grandma to record episodes on VHS for us too."}
+{"text":"Friends Are There Or We're Ready to Party"}
+{"text":"si"}
+{"text":"Good morning, grandpa. I left the newspaper comics in the kitchen. No paper today. Nope, no news at all. Sure is strange. Enjoy the funnies!"}
+{"text":"Found an interesting old comic strip!"}
+{"text":"Do (You) think they’re good for eachother, /co/?"}
+{"text":"I wanted to like dragons rising especially the idea of the main crew becoming veterans and training ninja and Lloyd becoming master Wu but overall it’s just kinda mid I haven’t seen the newest season is it better?"}
+{"text":"Which one? It doesn't narrow it down"}
+{"text":"but having Cole date someone who sounds like a 50 year old chainsmoker just takes me out"}
+{"text":"They all lose powers in season 5 when Lloyd gets posessed then Kai loses his powers in season 11 and then Nya loses her powers in season 15. It might have happened more but those are the ones I remember."}
+{"text":"If they're gonna give him an art hoe boyfriend at least make it sound like they're the same age"}
+{"text":"meanwhile an Annecy student ticket with 10x the networking potential and actual recruitment opportunities on top of all the stuff Butch is offering is €75 I can only pity the poor, desperate fucks who fall for this grift."}
+{"text":"Butch really needs to cut it out before he passes away the last if whatever goodwill he has left."}
+{"text":"WHO DELETED MY POST?!"}
+{"text":"$1500 and they don't even include food?"}
+{"text":"\"I'm not like the only girls\" pitch \"please give me money price\" tag lmao who the fuck does Butch think he is? Does this nigger really think he's on this kind of tier?"}
+{"text":"It's the 10 year anniversary of Camp Camp soon and I'm gonna be rewatching it so I'm gonna make this thread happen whether /co/ wants to or not. I mean come on, surely we can make it last for more than 8 posts."}
+{"text":"This would be more in the show spirit with a second panel showing an ambulance taking Neil out, Tabii trying to process what just happened, and someone telling her \"Seriously, Tabii, what the fuck!?\""}
+{"text":"that does sound like something that would happen"}
+{"text":"is smeet still dead"}
+{"text":"he has been posting a lot lately, the fuck you mean he's dead"}
+{"text":"Sexy outfit Edition Examples of what they are wearing is edited or you at least believe it's been edited. Also for any request link to the top of the page and begin it in capital letters REQUEST."}
+{"text":"Not a show but a movie, an Adam Sandler movie called Eight Crazy Nights and is the only Hanukkah movie most people (me included) know of. It isn't considered good but it does have the Iron Giant animation team behind it."}
+{"text":"Beautiful saggers"}
+{"text":"Big sloppy natties."}
+{"text":"Hefty naturals."}
+{"text":"Sorry, I literally lost all motivation for a long while, just processing a whole lot of shit in my life and a bunch of work. Now that my college schedule genuinely gives me more time than my winter break did, it can finally continue."}
+{"text":"Anon, if you find yourself having to explain what you meant to most of your readers in side material and your examples contradict the text to the point you go back and edit old pages I don't think you can call it nuance. There's a difference between \"they're both flawed and it is not a competition, you don't need to take sides\" and the very obvious bias of the author. You know what would make Lucy super fun and popular even if she kept being a fuckhead? Make the author stop wet nursing her and let her face consequences of her actions"}
+{"text":"I don't think she wants (or is being allowed) to react to fanart anymore after the whole \"AI\" fiasco, they would just quietly ban any fanart that they deem \"problematic in origin\""}
+{"text":"Suit \"letting\" Taeshi do anything Let's be real, Suit has no actual pull or authority in the relationship and everyone knows it."}
+{"text":"I pray"}
+{"text":"pitch your idea for a oneshot comic about the mandarin"}
+{"text":"David Carradine shoves the Mandarin up his butt and jerks off while choking himself with a belt in a hotel closet can the Mandarin escape before Carradine's jaded sex stunt results in both their deaths?"}
+{"text":"He gets a new name"}
+{"text":"Iron man wonders why his soda tastes funny and why everyone is laughing."}
+{"text":"Call it mandate of heaven."}
+{"text":"First I would have to come up with a new gimmick for Mandarin. My angle would be he is evil Tony Stark, in that he is a weapons and technology manufacturer for high class villains using the Makluan ship he found that became his base of operations. While Tinkerer is the maker of gadgets and weapons for low class purse snatchers and bank robbers in Manhattan, Mandarin steals and reverse engineers Makluan technology to supply weapons and doomsday devices for the top class villains in Marvel. His client list includes Dr Doom, High Evolutionary, Arcade, Mr Sinister, Maggia, Hydra, AIM, and several governments, including SHIELD have made many off the books purchases from him. He has armies of Ultimo knockoffs working as his factory employees and he has turned the ship into a castle/factory. He will make up a clone of himself and occasionally send it after Iron Man when he thinks Stark is secretly copying his own technology or got his hands on some Makluan technology. A few of his clones have died and left the legal world assuming he is dead for years. SHIELD is also in on it due to still wanting to make purchases from him. Oneshot would be more about how the heroes after stopping Doom in the last crossover event, uncovered a lot of Doom's magitech in Latveria originated from Mandarin's manufacturing and SHIELD tried to erase that information. Iron Man, Carol, and Vision go to Mandarin's castle, learn about his business and try to stop him. Mandarin defeats them, wipes their memories and sends them back to the US, since killing heroes is bad for business. Then admits he has done this a few dozen times before."}
+{"text":"Just a simple thread dumping ideas for wrestling and such and such. If you want to get involved fill free to join in."}
+{"text":"Plus maybe sub champions via regions and events. Like maybe a luchador town region has their own sub champ but he's only rank 50k lol This was how I saw it she fights someone like IFG and even though she wins they weren't strong enough or her showing good enough for it to matter Also just never like these test things as every manwha uses them then have the eventual aura farming moment. \"What he improved to S rank in only 2 months\" kek Yeah of course this definitely sounds good, probably just rank in general which include those Also think maybe some events are more open to all comers though. Maybe that's how she cuts her teeth early on In my head though would like to do a variety thing so instead of a test. Maybe it's a test to reach pro and it's like the chunnin exam multi parts. Especially since we've kind of soft agreed more just fighting in general why I said arena in my idea for the whole ref and world wide fight ranks. because could do hell in a cell or a basic jungle fight etc. I definitely feel we need a savage/wild girl Also think popularity could be used as a message/meme on how some people are all hype. Like some people made it in do to parentage or popularity but they are scammer type fighters. Then maybe we could ohhhhhhh make no 2. a popularity type streamer/bratty rich girl btu then unlike the others the reveal is she's actually hella strong so she can back up her rank which makes her terrifying she'll dogwalk you and meme on your corpse. Ruining your life and status for years to come Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What company would want a rookie lol, Maybe not a company but normal resturants or people looking for wrestlers that can do physical labor. They would get paid more but would still be treated as workers but gainign small rep. I got for ya. Basically heres this Noel started off as a normal human with interest in doing wrestling. She wanted to get involved not just for the money but to help support her family in dire straights. During her career she was able to reach and break through to become a pro and started developing high amounts of money and a small but dedicated following. However once this happend she started meeting stronger foes, unwordly ones at that. She starts waining and barely winning fights through her ranks up until she recieved a devestating blow that nearly destroyed her body by a power foe."}
+{"text":"Realizing that now shes at the point of her wrestling career where she is fighting inhuman beings and nearly losing her career for each match, she ackndowdges that her main issue is the fact that she is still human. So with the money she has gained throught her her career she uses it to develop robotic parts, giving her a unique abilities and a stronger moveset. However because of this she becomes addicted to this mindset and use most of her money to build her self up and slowly starts losing her humanity in the process."}
+{"text":"Also shes not really a bad person, she is just scared and worried of losing her career. So she usess cybernetics as a quick shortcut to help keep her strong."}
+{"text":"True, though want to be careful with a job thing as I feel so many series just become them working at the job at some point. Like don't want it to become too slice of life Also for a product placement we can use Picrel Sody the wrestle mascot Also ironically their oc, in canon is a orphan in the bad part of town and works as a porter so got cyber enhances to just carry stuff but got low budget ones so they are too good. Also has a burn scar under the hair but again elseworld so all good. Damn she went cyberpsycho, also honestly love this though was gonna try and keep her in her late teens to early 20s. She just doesn't look old enough for some of this but honestly great set up for my idea of the whole dark side so let's keep it any move ideas or style maybe since said she's changed so much maybe she had some more playful sounding moves in past but now more killer and sadistic. Could even do a split personality thing lol, like when she first meets mc she's super nice and cool. but when she's losing she locks in and goes wild and psycho think about back when her family was poor and losing meansthey'll suffer or ptsd triggers it Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does Orel and Clay mirror Butters and Stephen on purpose or is it a complete coincidence?"}
+{"text":"Despite everything, I still really like Bloberta. It's the voice. She sounds almost helpless at time, like she needs a hug."}
+{"text":"Britta has an amazing voice range in general, to be honest. She voices pretty much 80% of the female cast, but Bloberta was always my favorite in terms of her voice work"}
+{"text":"Dino's finished a script for a movie, but sadly I don't think it'll ever actually get made"}
+{"text":"Just because I can understand the shitty situation they're in and why, doesn't mean that I can't find them extremely loathsome and repugnant creatures, and she's somehow one of the more loathsome figures in a show full of them."}
+{"text":"Same. I understand, she's not a good person and in many ways created the Hell she lives in. But given everything we saw, I'd still hug her and tell her it'd be okay."}
+{"text":"LAST WEEK IN CAROL Battleworld #5 The Avengers #34 (Legacy #800) THIS WEEK IN CAROL'S BUDS Rogue #1 Alien vs. Captain America #3 Last week's thread"}
+{"text":"art"}
+{"text":"Morning"}
+{"text":"A panel from Dark Past"}
+{"text":"It's time to play the classic Carol game: Which Jessica is That?"}
+{"text":"OK so he doesn't kill anybody. That's alright. But what's the worst most lasting bodily harm he's ever done to a criminal?"}
+{"text":"there's a whole team of them"}
+{"text":"Huh, Batman horsehoed back around to his Dick Tracy influences"}
+{"text":"OK so he doesn't kill anybody literally every super hero ever just stfu with this retarded fucking topic"}
+{"text":"Shot Darkseid in the face."}
+{"text":"trap and lock KGBeast in the sewer to let him rot to death Not to mention the time he left KGBeast paralyzed in the middle of nowhere."}
+{"text":"Who’s ready for the new episodes tonight?"}
+{"text":"I bet she served Luan some extra milkshake at basement."}
+{"text":"Pina Colada Flippy. It was a bad decision."}
+{"text":"I did, trust me."}
+{"text":"Anyone? It’s like talking to a brick wall over here!"}
+{"text":"ITT: Best glow-ups in cartoons"}
+{"text":"I am so sick of the baskinspammer it isn't even funny. Fucking ban on sight."}
+{"text":"What are some more examples of infidelity in DC comics?"}
+{"text":"Perhaps they should write a better comic than Year One, then."}
+{"text":"It was a different time"}
+{"text":"They were mind controlled, is not cheating when an alien minds controls you."}
+{"text":"Go die in a shithole you condescending faggot."}
+{"text":"It wasn’t even good."}
+{"text":"I want a Leni appreciation thread, it's been too long since we last had one and I want to talk about how wonderful she is."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did you draw, anon?"}
+{"text":"She'd be happy about it Thank you, wanted to make her stand out with other traits I find cute and hot"}
+{"text":"Like, live!"}
+{"text":"CAN FOUR YOUNG WITCHES WIELD THE POWER OF EARTH'S MAGIC? In the world where Magic rules, the last four clans of witches meet on the summer solstice for the Rite of Ascendency ceremony. They are set to ring in a new generation of spiritual leadership and appoint their newest \"Heirs to the Elements\". However, a deadly attack by forces unknown leaves four young witches alone and helpless as they must learn to cooperate and use their knowledge, skills and magical abilities to prove they are indeed worthy of inheriting the abilities to control Earth's mystic forces. Written by the Shogun Akira Yoshida himself and published 2007 here's Compass"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Gaiman"}
+{"text":"Oh so it’s just dead huh 2007 and never had other comics? Damn that sucks 2007 was when anime was dying again in the west and I’m a sucker for magical girls especially if they fought robots/technology as that’s a basis I had for my own mahou shoujo setting. Kinda shocked image did this like imagine these girls showing up in Invincible war"}
+{"text":"Well what exactly is your setting then don’t think this thread is getting much action as is"}
+{"text":"showing up in Invincible war That was limited to superheroes who could exist in the \"Image Universe\""}
+{"text":"What is the verdict?"}
+{"text":"That one-sided tv show they funded says otherwise. They specifically made out the two people who didn't agree to be on it to be the villains and everyone else to be super noble and pure."}
+{"text":"Favorite episode from season 1?"}
+{"text":"Can't be more akward than their dad playing a little boy at age 50."}
+{"text":"Just binged this. I also recently binged Beware the Batman, so I'll refer to the other one. It definitely does a good job of emulating TAS' atmosphere. But to be honest the smoky Golden Age Batman aesthetic does a lot of hard carrying in this show. I don't really mind the changes done, but Harley Quinn is definitely a complete joke. Feels more like a Professor Pyg reskin than Harley Quinn, who I'm completely sick of, and wish she'd just go away anyway. The alternate 40s universe is kind of strange. They don't address racism at all, though I guess you can gleam it from a few Gentleman Ghost lines. Harley and Montoya are even an open lesbian couple briefly. But sexism is a big problem, and part of multiple characters' stories. There's also references to the hierarchies of class. It's just weird they do everything else, but address racism which seems to just not exist in this version of the DC 40s. Also Montoya just immediately DTF (joking but you get it) Harley in the 40s after knowing her for just a few hours essentially? Obviously gays existed during this time, but it's just kind of came out of nowhere."}
+{"text":"That brings me to one of the biggest problems. There's just not a lot of weight to any of this. TAS was renowned for its emotional stories, but here, they just happen. The closest one we get to having any sort of weight is the Nocturna episode, but even that was weak. The Clayface episode started so strong, but again, where's the melodrama and tragedy? It's just a thing that happens, and ends. Female Penguin ruthlessly kills both her sons, and again, you just feel nothing. Then again I thought they got rid of the sons way too quick. If you're going to commit to evil female Penguin her having two sniveling sons is a cool idea. Harvey Dent is like the Harvey in Beware the Batman, he's a corrupt dick. Except here, they randomly try to re contextualize him as a good guy with a conscience? Don't get me wrong, it's addressed that he's only seeking redemption after being burned. They also do some blatant parallels between him and Batman. During a scene where Bruce sits down with him in Arkham, we see Bruce's \"other\" personality in Batman come out and him lambast Dent for \"growing a conscience now\". So pretty obviously this Two Face was just meant to be a vehicle to show why Gotham needs a Batman to really change. Also it's comical how a lot of character's are introduced. This is an exaggeration (kinda) but it's basically just \"WOW DC CHARACTER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?\" and it's not natural at all. Also four (4) Robin's all introduced at once, and at the same orphanage?!"}
+{"text":"This isn't the worst Batman show ever, but it's not good. Honestly if it wasn't for the aesthetic, I would probably be a lot harsher on it. The animation is stiff, and wooden, but it does look cool at least. I'm probably forgetting something, but that's the gist. I also recently binged Beware the Batman for the first time. Not going to write a lot, but I will say it's a way more well written show. The fight scenes are also significantly better. It did start extremely slow, to the point I almost dropped it around episode 10. But once the League of Assassins really starts to take root in the show, it picks up a lot. I also really like how they handle Bruce and Batman in this show. They talk about, and treat them, as two different people. Despite that I could never really care about Katana. I know Batman is inherently ridiculous, but really. Nobody noticed the woman driving Bruce Wayne around looked exactly like Batman's sidekick except with a small black mask? She didn't even change her hair or clothes! I know it's a small thing to complain about, but they've already established someone could change their appearance with clothes and a wig pretty easily in this show in Magpie. Killer Croc is also great in this show, and his introduction feels way more natural with where the story had been going. The fight between him and Batman is great. I also liked swole secret agent Alfred. It was jarring at first, but you'll get used to it. Never thought I'd say this about a 3D show, but if you're going to watch just one? Watch Beware the Batman. It's unfortunate that it ended right as it really started to get great. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"TAS was renowned for its emotional stories, but here, they just happen. sorry by this I meant, they happen, but you don't feel anything at all. Or they show just does an extremely poor job of trying to make you feel anything. I recently rewatched TAS, and it does hold up. This show, all around, is really poor at pretty much having any sort of human feeling to it and the characters. And it's not just Bruce being cold, and closed off as he's repressing trauama. Which is part of his character in the show."}
+{"text":"Could she pull it off?"}
+{"text":"has mother's surname So I guess the father didn't stick around? color me surprised lol."}
+{"text":"Starfire WAS meant to be the attractive one She wasn't. She was a fucking stick. Even as a kid I thought she was ugly. She was more like the lame but cute anime girl that was meant to be the endgame of the protagonist even when other girls were more attractive and interesting."}
+{"text":"You should be ashamed of yourself for even humoring that."}
+{"text":"Man she looks alright face wise but she needs to eat and gym a bit"}
+{"text":"At least he’s not a foid."}
+{"text":"Who is your fave female character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles /co/?"}
+{"text":"Jessica Jaclyn"}
+{"text":"Any rule 44?"}
+{"text":"I’d assume so"}
+{"text":"You mean rule 34?"}
+{"text":"TMNT just doesn't seem to lend itself to sitting down and getting to know characters. Everyone put in charge of some new TMNT project wants to make a point to include their favorite obscure character from a previous series, but no one wants to stop the story to get to know that character."}
+{"text":"I don't like throwing around \"writer's closeted fetish\" for everything odd but literally 90% of this show is the monkeys farting, shitting, sniffing each other's farts, enjoying shitting their pants, pissing, literally spitting out their own turd nuggets, touching their shit, showing poop leaving their bodies uncensored, and farting really loud and long."}
+{"text":"Same creators as thosed animated Confused.com ads in the UK."}
+{"text":"kid's cartoon contains borderline fart and scat fetishism produced in Canada Every. Single. Time."}
+{"text":"Hidden Figures"}
+{"text":"ITT: Characters with canonically fat asses"}
+{"text":"I wish it clapped..."}
+{"text":"Where are her organs? In her ass?"}
+{"text":"??"}
+{"text":"Anon, Jess breasts and ass are fake, hydra improved her body."}
+{"text":"Rapunzel in a comfy nightie reading a good book by candlelight edition! Discuss Tangled the movie, the series, or whatever else that you might want to say about our blonde hero princess! Be nice, try not to hurt Punzie's feelings! Previous:"}
+{"text":"Artist here, and yeah I only intended this to be a private bit of fun as I think it'd be pretty out of character for Eugene to let Raps humiliate herself like this in front of her subjects."}
+{"text":"Yeah that’s what I was kinda thinking, Eugene isn’t that mean, but would have a bit of fun with Rapunzel by herself for some slight embarrassment. Cassandra looks like she might beat the tar out of him after anyway though lol. Thanks for clarifying the canon of the fanart even though it’s a minuscule thing haha."}
+{"text":"Will Eugene grow to become a good king?"}
+{"text":"Now all we need is ENF Cass and Stalyn and we're all good."}
+{"text":"You’d need a creative situation to get them there though like the jump rope for Punzie, not sure what would fit."}
+{"text":"That's enough for today, I'll be back tomorrow as we finally enter the 2020s with Deathstroke Inc and... Vampirella?"}
+{"text":"You guys think we will ever get a Dragon Ball x DC crossover?"}
+{"text":"pretty cute moment but I don’t get why Frank Miller loves this pairing so much"}
+{"text":"this superman book is underrated."}
+{"text":"Bump for sheer fucking retardation."}
+{"text":"In 1984 Osaka, the bloodline of Miyamoto Usagi lives on through Kaitō, a cunning rabbit thief with a rebellious spirit. He embodies his ancestor's legacy in a way the stoic samurai we know and love never could. A daring new heist for a legendary spear sets Kaitō down a perilous path, forever altering his destiny and placing the fate of Osaka, and perhaps the world, on his shoulders. Hope its good"}
+{"text":"crack epidemic making blacks insufferable shittiest safest era of entertainment cold war propaganda slop everywhere But no it was based because Vice City makes it look fun"}
+{"text":"I'd like to see Chizu not be in the yakuza, but rather in the National Police Agency. She's an inspector in the Organized Crime department, dedicated to ending the stranglehold the yakuza has in both business and government. However, due to spending most of her school years in America (Dirty Harry inspired her to be a police inspector), her methods can be unorthodox and legally questionable. She's not afraid to rush head first into a firefight, or using blackmail/coercion to have gangs do work the police can't be seen doing. But she still has a soft side, too."}
+{"text":"don't spoil it, anon"}
+{"text":"Now all we need is space Jei and the Jei-san movieverse will be complete."}
+{"text":"Showrunner Bill Oakley shared several proposed scripts or episode pitches for Seasons 7 and 8. One of these was an episode exploring race relations in Springfield. Oakley said this was scrapped because \"It was not an appropriate topic for the Simpsons to cover.\"[3] Pussy."}
+{"text":"He told Oakley's dad he was."}
+{"text":"Thank god, Oakley tenure was good but too experimental so a RACE episode would have ended bad. Hell, I would rather watch a race focused episode during Mirking because would be funny or even during Scully because would be some weird stuff like The Island episode"}
+{"text":"It was not an appropriate topic for the Simpsons to cover It's not. First off you know it wouldn't have been funny, second you know the Moral of the Story would have been that blacks are smart and reasonable, yellowy is dumb and irrational, so you'd have hated that aspect too."}
+{"text":"The Simpsons was on a terminal decline the moment Season 4 or maybe part of 5 ended. Season 6 is where it kills any idea of being cutting-edge or grounded in a dark reflection of American society and simply became the same cheap sensationalism it attempted to transcend."}
+{"text":"what NoHomers thread was this pasted from?"}
+{"text":"Because of MLK day"}
+{"text":"Can't even break 50 posts for doctor king lmfao"}
+{"text":"Based Recess"}
+{"text":"Help me please. I don’t know what to do. Namor has recently fucked my wife Sue. I also learned T’Challa did too I feel it in my eyes as I start to cry the only thing I can say is YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Get off 4chan, Victor"}
+{"text":"DEACTIVATE"}
+{"text":"the real issue was that Cars 2 was a really weird departure, don't think it was bad though now Cars 3, that was bad"}
+{"text":"cars 2 is bad in that it's a feature length mater's tall tale and it disregards the simple world building of the first movie."}
+{"text":"What's so bad about Cars 3? I never see that one get any crap"}
+{"text":"highest deathcount since incredibles"}
+{"text":"found it kinda boring and not very entertaining, i think it doesn't get much crap cuz it's just not very memorable"}
+{"text":"ITT: post the worst Canadian cartoons."}
+{"text":"dont look behind the curtain"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"okay wheres the webm where they have a diaper and they spin and twist it and strain the liquid out of the diapur and the dog drinks it. that shit was fucked up"}
+{"text":"wait there it is. i KNEW that shit was real"}
+{"text":"God, I want to dump soap in them."}
+{"text":"i just watched both of these movies, what did i think of them?"}
+{"text":"Yes, Its not terrible like some might claim. It just doesn't live up to the greatness of the first."}
+{"text":"bro took it like a CHAMP"}
+{"text":"You had a lotta fun with 'em"}
+{"text":"sam sex"}
+{"text":"loved the second one when i was a kid. i would prefer not to watch it again lest i disappoint myself"}
+{"text":"This was a based moment. It was the literal opposite of being a SIMP. Katie tried to weasel out of her incompetence via sex. Vox didn't go for it."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Katie is hot so I'd lick her feet too"}
+{"text":"Don't blame him, Brandon Rogers' voice robbed Katie of all her sex appeal."}
+{"text":"same name/last name they have the same shtick of being sleazy t.v enterpreneteurs I mean, I know that \"vox\" is used in journalism but this either a coincidence or Viv likes Ratchet & Clank."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"}
+{"text":"Different baby daddies"}
+{"text":"Still going, still fun, and I think it’s the best TMNT comic IDW is currently printing. This month, issue #33 will be out which is part 1 of a big 3-Part story."}
+{"text":"TURTLES, COUNT IT OFF 2 thousand and 3 was peak Afterwards went down 2 thousand twelve was for kids With a touch of the DOWWWWWNS!!"}
+{"text":"Why is she so perfect?"}
+{"text":"Smart, but not perfect Silly, but not annoying And that adorable raspy voice of hers!"}
+{"text":"Do kids only tolerate cartoony styles in animation and fanart now?"}
+{"text":"Never look at the front page of Webtoons"}
+{"text":"specifically, spinster women who think real manga is \"icky\" and \"sexist\""}
+{"text":"webcomic share weasel word. the actual manga industry dwarfs the webcomic industry there, it's like being the #1 Limburger cheese producer."}
+{"text":"One insane thing about east asia is that they all hate each other while running head first into each other's consumer goods"}
+{"text":"Reminds of Manservant enemy from Darkest Dungeon Crimson Court DLC, but not grimdark."}
+{"text":"Lustbane is a character I feel like everyone resets to square one whenever he gets brought up. Like he's never allowed to actually have something that just works for him. I'd rather he have at least SOME utility with what he's got to work with. Concealing small items with magic and conjuring them out of thin air with a slight of hand doesn't feel like it's a game breaker for him. And also being able to seduce without succumbing feels like a major improvement to me; he's still disgusted with it, but being able to use it as a weapon is powerful. It really sucks that THEFAPV anon's hard drive bricked after she had the whole comic done. Seeing how she would've characterized Lustbane would've been helpful. Siren Slayer does have a nice ring to it. Thanks, it's just off the cuff writing though. I already see some typos from the late night effort."}
+{"text":"Eh I respect it just didn't know and yeah giving him something is fun. Shocked it worked on the girl twin though but yeah really fun stuff anon Damn your kidding, were their at least some refs or storyboards saved. I do know that feeling though sadly, though I usually send refs or wips to friends at least so I'd have something Also yeah it does, also hope you do more with this if ok might add in a part though idk if want to play it yourself"}
+{"text":"I played the scene where we (myself included) don't know which twin is the girl. I still don't know if the twins are meant to be gay or straight. The most we got to see of THEFAPV is what pages were posted to the threads, which were only maybe a dozen. She had hundreds of pages inked, but wasn't willing to post them all until they were also colored. It really sucks that she hasn't been able to restore her hard drive. There are ways of recovering stuff off of a bugged drive, but I don't know how bad the damage was. Plus, she'd had a kid since then and I'm sure that's been taking up all of her time. If you want to add to the story, then by all means feel free to do so. I have ideas already about what Lustbane is there to accomplish, but I'm curious what you think would happen next."}
+{"text":"Ah nice and that's fun, also it was confirmed they are straight technically Boy twin, like yuri ships Girl twin likes yaoi ships So straight and want to live vicariously through other. Since identical Ah damn got any pages I can see kind of interested and yeah can't be too mad at it. Probably was heart breaking for her but shit like that is why I always do a monthly update to my external drive infact need a new one since can't find my other one anymore and it had all my good stuff on it. Sure idk honestly, for me assume we play with idea cherub can negate his curse. Plus maybe he's being shipped with someone and wants to undo it. Or maybe he just wants the sinker round and wants to learn about cherub magic to hopefully negate some of his feminization curse. Then could also have lust basically run across the other sergeants maybe even make a new one, I'd draw it since still got a lil SS drive left in me For heartless still think just killing SS, he seems like the love version of punisher and she is his antithesis, so best to end her. I do think maybe he feels bad for lustbane, or maybe reveal he's secretly lustbane dad WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! I'm mostly fuckin around I just remember being told lustbane dad was some unknown guy. Could be fun though still like idea reveal SS messed up heartbreaker relationship. so he has a super staked interest in it, maybe even have a ending with a threeway fight since he's controlled by the god of fidelity right, maybe it views lustbane as sinful so he tries to make heartbreaker kill him in the end which ruins their plans"}
+{"text":"Bob Iger won"}
+{"text":"Either people are misunderstanding his point That's precisely what's happening, tribalist faggots on /co/ are taking the basic message of \"Glitch and Spindlehorse aren't indie in the strictest sense so treating them like they're different from corporate animation studios is ridiculous\" and spinning it into \"YEAH FUCK GLITCH FUCK TADC FUCK VIVZIEPOP FUCK ALL THESE SHOWS i I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHIT IS A CORPORATE SHILL\". They have zero interest in having a discussion about the actual creative differences between proper independent studios and \"indie studios\", they just want ammo they can use to bitch."}
+{"text":"I've been on 4chan about 25 years now, and you've hit the nail on the head for why this place sucks so much now. No one wants to discuss shit, just get ammo to get mad about."}
+{"text":"Then he should have said that then try so desperately to be sarcastic and funny. And if his work is as out of touch and \"funny\" as that stupid as hell post was. Then I can see why he's out of work. For everyone else not in the know well...it sounds like corporate \"GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK\"."}
+{"text":"go back to plebbit if you can't handle mean words faggot"}
+{"text":"Hire an obnoxious faggot, nepobaby, talentless hack like Dana Turdrace to work on your company The show ended up irrelevant and flopped hard Like pottery"}
+{"text":"Disney is celebrating Zootopia 2 being its biggest animated hit ever with Inside Out 2, but at the same time is facing down a massive morality crisis constantly brought up. Disney is physically unable to make new IP to replenish its dying old IP. Zootopia and 2010s IPs are huge now, but they will not resonate forever to new gens, the way a lot of their pre-90s IPs do not. Everything that is not a sequel has bombed since Coco in 2017, despite maybe Encanto getting an audience for a bit. The past decade has been entire misfires and bombs, and while they are shit films they are no more shit than Inside Out 2, Toy Story 4, Incredibles 2, etc which succeeded. Even the future round like Gatto or Hexed they almost already wrote off as bombs. Less worry but also a concern is the sequels reduced the critical regard and brand quality of the company, seen how they cannot at times even be nominated for Oscars anymore. They mood is not celebratory at Disney because this is something that Disney will die over if they do not resolve. Kids will not forever be attached to Frozen or Zootopia or Toy Story, they can only be milked so much. Once they become old to people then the real crisis begins."}
+{"text":"This is why god hates you"}
+{"text":"Even ignoring how retarded and inaccurate that is, the fact that Spider-man, despite seeming like a nerd (for barely a handful of issues I might add) secretly turns around and is a giga awesome super hero kind of undermines whatever retarded point you think you were making. Peter Parker is just Clark Kent winking at the camera when Lois thinks she has one up on him."}
+{"text":"It doesn't"}
+{"text":"Disney managed to burn every single solitary biit of positive social capital it had to the fucking ground. It's social engineering is clumsy obvious and people no longer trust them in the slightest. The few real organic successes they have they managed to fuck up. And they've murdered multiple money printer IPs in the most mind bogglingly stupid manner. The disney Ip even if AI wasn't a factor is almost totally worthless."}
+{"text":"Audiences tend to like the capable hot princess, Give me a couple of examples."}
+{"text":"What kind of music do you like, Gloria?"}
+{"text":"Melvin..."}
+{"text":"Because it's the chosen beard styles for losers, lamers and people still stuck in the 00's."}
+{"text":"Go animate"}
+{"text":"ROUND PLUMPY"}
+{"text":"The only good Family Guy cutaway gag Fite me"}
+{"text":"“WE ARE NEITHER SUEPRMAN NOR SHAZAM, WE ARE SHAMAN! ITS OVER GUY WE VOME FOR YOU!”"}
+{"text":"All these latino capeshit artists from other countries so clearly just want to draw manga."}
+{"text":"fusions are the COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER, GOD DAMN I LOVE THEM"}
+{"text":"I still think Rebis is the best fusion"}
+{"text":"Bring it BITCH!!"}
+{"text":"When did that happen?"}
+{"text":"I watch Big City Greens for she."}
+{"text":"Then you probably stopped watching around season three. Which is for the best. The show fell off hard."}
+{"text":"just what the fuck is that supposed to mean"}
+{"text":"cute birb"}
+{"text":"Wish the katlynns will get an equal amount of fan art as Gloria."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"/ACO Dalle thread hasnt had any adult images since last year when they killed CiciAI. Bing has been incapable of anything NSFW since pretty much early 2024. Its basically a dead thread now. The images that get posted there are no spicier than what gets posted here."}
+{"text":"kills Disney TVA theatrical films in your path Nothing personal bro"}
+{"text":"Having watched the show, his hostility towards Spot doing boys things as a pretend boy mostly dies down early on. By the end of the first segment of the sixth episode, he has willingly put himself in danger to avoid anyone else from discovering that Scott is Spot. He relapses to his old attitude only very occasionally after that pre-movie. The movie however, not only does it revert Leonard back to his old ways but it exaggerates Spot's desires from \"I'm going to pretend to be a boy so that I can do boy things that dogs aren't supposed to do\" to full-blown, species-based body dysmorphia. These characterizations end up affecting the entire plot of the movie and the movie's moral ends up arguably going against the overall series-wide moral of the TV show."}
+{"text":"I always liked his voice~"}
+{"text":"At least it didn't hold the title of \"lowest grossing animated film in wide release\" very long."}
+{"text":"yeah i thinkso"}
+{"text":"king shit"}
+{"text":"I wonder what the numbers would be for a Shark Tale anniversary rerelease since Universal skipped that one after rereleasing Shrek 2 and instead did a rerelease of Chicken Run last year before jumping to Madagascar."}
+{"text":"Seems like a tosser you don't wanna mess with."}
+{"text":"I cannot find the ChadRocco art piece made 20 years ago when this was barely conceived but get this - it was an OC villain for this show akin to the female Master Mold from Wolverine and the X-Men an alien A.I. called \"M.O.T.H.E.R.\" Like mother ship. Like \"Father\" but in space. Wish I had saved the image."}
+{"text":"Gen-Z doesn't care, let alone gen alpha."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Gen Z grew up with this show tho At least I did"}
+{"text":"Who’s a character Marvel desperately wants you to care about but you just can’t seem to get into? Why? I tried to read her comics and give them a chance since I see her discussed a lot here, but just found them boring and the character herself annoying."}
+{"text":"The sooner you understand that Marvel Comics is full of people who waifu Gwen Stacy and has been for decades I don't understand this. She was so fucking boring."}
+{"text":"The fanbase hated her ass. Some of the writers did too. ... I guess the lunatics are running the asylum now. Explains everything."}
+{"text":"But she was fucking hot"}
+{"text":"The Daredevil show has given the same boost to Karen Page. Expect her comics return soon."}
+{"text":"The show’s version of Karen is basically a wholly new character and I’d argue a better one, I’m honestly surprised they haven’t brought her back in a decade of the show being a thing"}
+{"text":"Is /co/ old enough to remember Family Guy Mania (2005-2008)? It was one of the biggest cartoons back then with video games, toys, t-shirts, music albums, Oscar performances, Youtube video with millions of views and quoteable lines. It briefly overtook SpongeBob in popularity as it started it’s seasonal rot after the movie."}
+{"text":"pretty much yeah"}
+{"text":"That's a great example of what I'm talking about and sounds exactly like something you would see screen printed on a vintage Family Guy t-shirt from 2005"}
+{"text":"Anon doesn't recognize sherry and terry Anon... The iconic family members of the Griffin household and cast? Most of the classic episodes had them but they don't really use them now as much"}
+{"text":"The game being Rated M is what gives me hope that Family Guy's movie might commit to an R rating. That along with the very existence of the Ted franchise"}
+{"text":"fucking zoomer you didn't even exist when Family Guy was at its peak popularity and neither did minecraft"}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"I thought people like him"}
+{"text":"I that Clod"}
+{"text":"How was Spud alive?"}
+{"text":"In the Danish version, Spud is called \"Smut\""}
+{"text":"Reminds me of this old newspaper comic “Onion Sisters“"}
+{"text":"Waypool redditpool Hes too annoying! Okay what do (you) do to make him better then?"}
+{"text":"And then have cable go basically MIA? The issue is this 4th wall stuff has went on for longer than people wanna admit with Way or not"}
+{"text":"Basically like the first part of Kelly run , Simone or even Pohssen's North Korea arc which are the best runs alongside his team Up with cable"}
+{"text":"I will take Waypool over Dugganpool with all the cucking."}
+{"text":"You find the line and you balance on it. It's more complicated for Deadpool than on some others characters but it's there. You have to remember that Deadpool is not a serious man in temperament but he's still serious about some things (these days, it's mostly Ellie). He can be silly but he's not incompetent, he can decides to go into battle wearing a tutu but that won't mean he's not a crack shot with his guns, a talented swordman, and with aces up his sleeves. Like Spider-Man his sillyness is just his way to cope. He will not kill innocents if he can help it but will shoot them in the legs to gain a tactical advantage, and won't risk his daughter's life for an innocent. He will be cruel to his foes and their associates if they piss him off but won't gun down their human shields."}
+{"text":"Just embrace the chimichangas at this point the older Deadpool stuff was full of reference but also a lot of tongue in cheek retcons I think we’re making fun of comic retcons? Like his name, his true back story, or weapon X always controlled him I like the semi manga styled Deadpool run"}
+{"text":"What do you guys think of ATLA? I watched all 3 seasons in one sitting and here are my personal thoughts. Toph, Uncle Iroh, Ty Lee and Azula are very charismatic and some of the best characters in cartoon history The side characters (Jet, Haru, Kiyoshi Warriors, etc.) really suck. Even when they get extra screentime they still aren't interesting and their mini arcs lead to nowhere exciting. War is not portrayed as war, not enough violence and death and trauma. Plot armor in general is very very prominent in this show, in a bad way. Too much buildup with weak payoffs (Aang vs Fire Lord is the prime example) Weak journeys such as Toph's, starts off interesting but doesn't really go anywhere. She just invents metal bending and beats up random grunts. Sokka gets a sword but doesn't really use it much afterwards. Katara barely used bloodbending. Azula is just a consistent jobber and that final confrontation with her was too short and underwhelming."}
+{"text":"The war isn't really \"war\" because it's a war that has been going for over a century and, up until Aang destroys the fire nation armada, they barely believe the avatar is even back or a threat. The fire nation had stretched itself too thin and the people on the edges of the empire didn't really care about enforcing the Fire Lord's will beyond basic policing. Hell, on that episode where Aang is considered a province bumpkin, he was still allowed to take part in the same school as all the other \"true born\" fire nation students. Also the fire lord didn't want to go full ham and look like he had no control over the situation, as egotistical as he was."}
+{"text":"Katara barely used bloodbending. Cause she said she wouldn't...and when she did it was because Zuko got her to do something she shouldn't have in the first time."}
+{"text":"no way Katara Blood bent Zuko's cock"}
+{"text":"Francine."}
+{"text":"Probably in that order. Linda is to manly for me. Being voiced by a dude doesnt help. Lois would be a fun fuck bit id kill myself if I married her. Marge is very mellow so marrying her sounds like the best course of action."}
+{"text":"I kinda want to marry all three, but I'd punch the Family Guy mom because I know she can handle it"}
+{"text":"correct answer"}
+{"text":"man voice Watch enough Bob's Burgers and you hardly even notice after a while. This is such a lame excuse for passing on one of the top toon milfs who definitely puts out in the bedroom so long as you're not constantly exhausted like Bob is. Hell, Bob might always be exhausted BECAUSE of what happens in the bedroom"}
+{"text":"Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act--that they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and land a rich husband!"}
+{"text":"But then an increase in female writers marks a general reduction in writing quality, including the female characters. Women can be brutal to other specific wkmen, ok, but theyre dishonest as a group about women as a group. Oh and the worst part is the simps go into simp overdrive in the presence of women. So the women make the men who are a problem a bigger problem."}
+{"text":"152198457 152192485 The ESL spammer is back. We are done here."}
+{"text":"i have nothing to say but i must keep speaking Ok."}
+{"text":"As they should"}
+{"text":"This A mans problems are their own to deal with A womans problems are societies problems"}
+{"text":"people love and appreciate indie games that mimic the japanese games the dev grew up with people hate and make fun of indie comics that mimic the manga the author grew up with i will never understand why this is the case. comic readers seethe whenever they see a westerner try to make a japanese inspired comic. they mald when someone calls it manga as well. no one spergs out this hard when you call a turn based rpg made by a westerner a jrpg."}
+{"text":"I will say Radiant has some of the best looking POC out there"}
+{"text":"MHA style ripoff"}
+{"text":"I storytimed it. I tried first on /a/ because it was published first in Japan/had an anime but the fit thrown was too much. Even if the Nannie’s never deleted the thread. On /co/ I just couldn’t stand the captcha anymore. Even with the extension."}
+{"text":"It’s amazing how many storytimed dropped off after the captcha went to 1 minute."}
+{"text":"Latest arc has mutant supremacists."}
+{"text":"Man what kind of no fun list is that, maybe she wants to talk to buoys"}
+{"text":"QRD?"}
+{"text":"somebody on the crew inserting themselves for no reason"}
+{"text":"not self inserting, but still makes me laugh that pinkie pie canonically marries the weird al pony and has a child with him. fucking weird al. a baby with pinkie pie. canon."}
+{"text":"to be fair, that's the most Pinkie Pie thing possible."}
+{"text":"What do we think of the Absolute universe?"}
+{"text":"absolute badman is too edgy"}
+{"text":"contrarianism Absolute shit is edgy shit, made for contrarians"}
+{"text":"I have a few of Martian Manhunter, Flash, GL, WW, but only really read Supes and Batman. I just got so busy the last few months that I never got to read em. Will be checking them out now that Grok has been censored and I'm free from gooning. I particularly want to go through MM and Flash."}
+{"text":"Thank you Absolute DC for making us laugh at love …again"}
+{"text":"its better than Absolute GL"}
+{"text":"APOLOGIZE /CO/"}
+{"text":"Imagina que tienes dos vacas jajajajaja"}
+{"text":"I came here as soon as I saw it"}
+{"text":"THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE"}
+{"text":"Now we know what the third tool is used for. Just need to figure out the first two and we can finally get the joke"}
+{"text":"Why was Uncle Grandpa so hated back then?"}
+{"text":"Why shows do you think the young kids should prefer, dawg?"}
+{"text":"Do you think he can handle this?"}
+{"text":"Yes. She isn't a toon. They would be good friends tho."}
+{"text":"The YouTube poop version is a lot better."}
+{"text":"like how funny?"}
+{"text":"They look so happy."}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"I could fix her"}
+{"text":"How"}
+{"text":"If they added Stopframe into their marriage officially, as a third, do you think he could fix them? Asking honestly. As much as Clay abuses Orel he cannot stand up to his wife which is how she gets away with so much neglect. Stopframe is a commanding coach, he'd tell her to knock it off. If Clay was told to stop hitting Orel by his precious mistress, he probably would. He'd also satiate Clay's homosexual urges."}
+{"text":"Hilda & Johanna in Japan art by moss--oh no..."}
+{"text":"Hilda graphic novels should be like Tintin, where she goes to weird places (but mostly in mythic Scandinavia). Hilda Goes To Iceland Hilda Goes To Lappland Hilda Meets Grendel Hilda And Fafnir etc..."}
+{"text":"you know its a good game when you bring out the funny dice"}
+{"text":"Thank you kindly. I do appreciate how consistent and fairly on-model your gens are. The anime-style stuff already looks incredible, but the stuff people make for western cartoon characters can still look quite wonky sometimes. I'll get started on this once graphics card and ram prices come down a bit. Hahaha... haaa..."}
+{"text":"Np. There's a regular thread on /b/ called Degenerated where you can find tons of links and sometimes tips and entire catboxed prompts and workflows from genners. Warning: extremely NSFW including some you-know-what that pops up occasionally. However, many of the anons there use online resources to gen very lewd stuff when they don't have a good local machine. See the links in the OP header."}
+{"text":"So between V1 and V2, is there anything else missing/worth getting?"}
+{"text":"Rumor is he's up for Nova."}
+{"text":"Could work"}
+{"text":"nancy owes him sex"}
+{"text":"Nova is never getting a movie"}
+{"text":"Yeah he was big but I feel like the 90s had more \"Spidey-Mania\". Cartoons, McFarlane series, toys, video games, we would end up getting the movies. It's also where I feel X-Men with the whole Jim Lee era and the cartoons and toys and games kicked in hard. Like Fantastic Four and Avengers kinda died down, Iron Man and Captain America and Thor all became lesser characters for a while until the movies."}
+{"text":"Gunn was pretty adamant about keeping Nova out of the MCU"}
+{"text":"I wish Steven Universe had made Pearlapis, and Amedot the canon ships instead of forcing Lapidot."}
+{"text":"Shipping is a mental illness."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Many have said this"}
+{"text":"Peridot was the only good thing to come out of it and she was a fan favorite so opinion discarded, gonna assume this is bait"}
+{"text":"Because it's true, duh."}
+{"text":"What makes her such a fan favorite?"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Started out bad, troubled girl with room for redemption Sweet Southern accent Huge tits Genuinely gorgeous"}
+{"text":"The old fucks and jews REALLY want that pairing dont they? Jewish old fuck here No we didn't, she and Remy are perfect for each other"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Hair"}
+{"text":"Can capeshit be in a purely textual form or does it inherently require visuals"}
+{"text":"Worm"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"What did Johnny K clone brush over?"}
+{"text":"wdym No?"}
+{"text":"Fightfags can't into imagination so no"}
+{"text":"She's a kind friend."}
+{"text":"We fuck drawings here, sir."}
+{"text":"Papercuts are a bitch."}
+{"text":"drawings of what"}
+{"text":"When concerning the topic of consent, does it really matter?"}
+{"text":"Tiles?"}
+{"text":"Outside Rucka and the Absolute Universe, did any author used her?"}
+{"text":"those dogs have seen some shit. really makes you wonder"}
+{"text":"She was in Wilson's WW run a bit and one of the 52 spinoff minis (+ 52)"}
+{"text":"\"Why is this an AU?\". Because this Wonder Woman uses magic, submits to her gods more regularly, and she isn't \"Fighting for Feminism Against the Evil Patriarchy\"."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"Generic design"}
+{"text":"I think Flashgitz writing is on the same tier as Vizziepop"}
+{"text":"you must treat comedies like a dramas Kys."}
+{"text":"HA! I posted you as a fat retard! What now???"}
+{"text":"That was the truth"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Why are you gay?"}
+{"text":"You are tasked with gender-swapping one male protagonist from a well-known /co/ series. You can choose to do it either prior to the start of the series or during it to maximize the ramifications of the change. Who do you choose, and why?"}
+{"text":"during it to maximize the ramifications of the change Very, very, very few genderswap stories are not pure fetish bait. Like it's basically Ranma and that one comic with the kobold thing."}
+{"text":"my bro has been acting strange around me since i became a girl"}
+{"text":"Why can't Mexicans & Texans proofread their dogshit English? Also why the fuck is Ren rich, why is he a princess? That's honestly what bothers me more than him being rule63'd."}
+{"text":"Típico gringo pendejo."}
+{"text":"The artist is Japanese."}
+{"text":"We had one yesterday, so let's redo!"}
+{"text":"cute ones"}
+{"text":"educational cartoon How educational it's?"}
+{"text":"Soviet cartoons always have really pleasant color palettes. I wonder what inks and paints they were using."}
+{"text":"Superjail"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Kitty Katswell?"}
+{"text":"What a cute Katswell."}
+{"text":"NTA I was gonna hijack one of those reqs but I gave up cuz my art looks like shit"}
+{"text":"I liked this episode maybe a bit too much as a kid"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"the queen of co"}
+{"text":"CGI movie based on one of the most popular cartoons of all time Will just barely outgross the first film (not accounting for 20 years of inflation) May not even gross half of the second one What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"How will this impact the SpongeBob franchise as a whole? Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? Same here. but not many people are interested in it though. I made a Q&A thread about the movie after i watched it but it barely got any notice and archived soon when i went to sleep."}
+{"text":"Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? God i hope so"}
+{"text":"Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of SpongeBob? Maybe? With TV dying off kids aren't forced to watch endless reruns and grow an unnatural attachment, and they have a wider variety of content online. It just makes sense they'd get tired."}
+{"text":"Two things wrong with what ya said. 1. TV isn't dying, it's still around. 2. Even if it did that wouldn't mean the death of SpongeBob as the franchise can exist elsewhere."}
+{"text":"Piracy is a sin of greed and pride. No one should want to do such a thing at all."}
+{"text":"heart cum"}
+{"text":"Oh dear"}
+{"text":"I’ve been reading comics since I was a kid, and as someone who loathes the MCU, it’s honestly sad how most of the comics now rely on synergy to be more like the films (or flat out adding shit from the Disney+ series like the MCU TVA because Marvel truly believes they’ve created a masterpiece,), it’s only gotten worse and I can’t help but fear it won’t get any better from here on out."}
+{"text":"This pissed me the hell off."}
+{"text":"I still don't get it. Any reason put forth just makes Marvel look shittier. They were saving the stretchy powers for Reed? Then just save her until after you do FF, nothing about her is so pressing that it needed to be done then and there. They can't do stretchy powers on a TV budget? Netflix manages to do it pretty damn well. They wanted to strip away her uniqueness to fit into the MCU better? Why fucking adapt her at all then?"}
+{"text":"Don't forget her bangles went from \"They're a family heirloom that my grandmother gave to me and that's why they're important\" to \"Actual, they're alien artifacts that have super duper important lore connections to the ten rings and Kang the conquerer.\" It's like Marvel is allergic to having successful, small scale, street level heroes."}
+{"text":"Better yet, make fanfiction with accompanying comics. That way you get all the fun of new comics without all the shit that the modern industry requires!"}
+{"text":"They were saving the stretchy powers for Reed? LOL I remember when every single shill had this excuse ready to defend it. And then the F4 movie comes out and Reed barely uses his powers and when he does it looks like shit and is completely useless Then the script updated to \"Well, his stretching isnt that important anyway!\""}
+{"text":"I don't get why The Hub died. It had so many original series, exclusive 3rd party shows, and imports that hadn't aired in the states prior or atleast not on a notable network prior when it launched and then it just died The Twisted Whiskers Show Dennis and Gnasher Cosmic Quantum Ray Pound Puppies The Horse Show Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures Deltora Quest Family Game Night The WotWots In the Night Garden Animal Mechanicals Maryoku Yummy Pictureka Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The later 2 started a major decline around that time if you're talking about their 3rd channels toon/jetix/XD whatever the fuck they were back then(I honestly can't remember what they were airing during the early 2010's) and nicktoons. Their main channels were already shit for all 3 of the big networks CN/Nick/Disney by the med to late 2000's."}
+{"text":"Why was Hub best network in early 2010s?"}
+{"text":"Imagine if they still alive to this day."}
+{"text":"Dan is such a qt"}
+{"text":"That would be nice"}
+{"text":"post/draw your favorite pepper anns here"}
+{"text":"Oh damn, did she really originate from these comics?"}
+{"text":"Oh no hard feelings at all I just didn’t know it was you. My stuff has been reposted several times by anons so it’s hard to keep track."}
+{"text":"I'm still open commission if you want too"}
+{"text":"Why are they the most popular Looney Tunes characters?"}
+{"text":"Unironically, theres a lot of furries in tech, military, or pilots and a bunch of other high paying or stable jobs. I didn't believe yhis as a kid but now I'm an adult furry, I ended up working on tech as a civilian employee in a military institution. I never dreamed I'd end up here but I did."}
+{"text":"Porky has been yeeted out of the top 3? Even though he has seniority?"}
+{"text":"There are dozens of Tina Russo fans."}
+{"text":"I like her fine but she's just like a normal woman but a duck and doesn't feel like much of a toon. Even her hair is like very 2010s average working woman who goes home and watches Real Housewives just like very generic in every way except she's a duck. I get she's the straight man in a sitcom but still."}
+{"text":"I hope Warner brings her back."}
+{"text":"Have they made ANY notable /co/ stuff?"}
+{"text":"one could argue certain group did everything"}
+{"text":"Straight out of Kuwait. Honestly, I'm a bit surprised you don't see more oil sheiks dropping some money on animation."}
+{"text":"Puppets are /co/"}
+{"text":"what is this?"}
+{"text":"31 Minutos at home:"}
+{"text":"this is that friendless, introverted goth girl I told you about"}
+{"text":"pastel Goth What?"}
+{"text":"They literally made the same joke in Gumball and Loud House. Most creatively bankrupt industry on the Earth."}
+{"text":"says that when isekai, romcom and battle shonen anime exist"}
+{"text":"Indeed, do tell about pastel goth"}
+{"text":"They do be like that"}
+{"text":"How the fuck isn't this official yet?"}
+{"text":"Because"}
+{"text":"And there will still be retards complaining that nothing is official until they show Nick humping Judy and making half-breed babies"}
+{"text":"Judy's feet"}
+{"text":"shippers race everything to grave make them kiss make them date make them married make them fuck make them raise bebes age the bebes AGE THEM make the bebes kiss make bebes make bebes Ok, I'm done shipping. Bury them."}
+{"text":"Ok, I'm done shipping. Bury them. God help you if you establish that the afterlife exists in your story, because the shipping will carry on long after the characters have died if so."}
+{"text":"Why didn't Babs do like Grace and inject herself with Orca DNA to walk again?"}
+{"text":"she has toes?!"}
+{"text":"How does that make you feel?"}
+{"text":"wouldn't a flesh shoe be worse?"}
+{"text":"two issues This just proves you haven’t. It was a three issue storyline."}
+{"text":"only nerds read the comics"}
+{"text":"Where O where has my little Vampy gone? I miss her so much..."}
+{"text":"Woody"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Story time anon here, sorry it's been a while. I've been really busy with a lot at the moment. I meant to come back a week or two ago but didn't get the chance. I have more time now so I'm definitely storytiming this weekend"}
+{"text":"Great to hear you'll be back! Look forward to it...!"}
+{"text":"bloody hell..."}
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+{"text":"The thread where boobs get bigger usual rules Any growth is ok as long as BE is the focus No males, no AI or AI talk of any kind. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Post girls/boys with rumbling, gurgling stomachs! Could be from hunger, gas, indigestion, stuffing, anything. Feel free to post stories, too! No AI unless it's high-effort."}
+{"text":"Just look up \"commission for Delta_BK\" and you'll find it eventually. Be warned that it might be part of a set with other unfortunate things."}
+{"text":"searched that and came across a twitter user with that name. they did commission a samus sequence that is similar but its different, and has farts and scat... I looked for the entire profile and couldnt find it. My eyes are scarred now. Could you send a direct link if you have it?"}
+{"text":"That's the best lead I have, since I haven't seen that specific one anywhere but here yet. Maybe just search for tweets themselves."}
+{"text":"Been a while since we had one of these. Quite possibly one of the rarest threads around here. Sexy stuff with ridiculously strong girls. Ideally without muscle stuff - theres a different thread for that"}
+{"text":"The legendary gorilla grip pussy!?"}
+{"text":"143cm 80kg (grip) Imagine"}
+{"text":"Can someone please send works here including gun crushing and car damage (falling or landing on it, smashing it, lifting it throwing, etc.). I am familiar with works of 240w1 and popgal929."}
+{"text":"New year, still pampered Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Is there any way to dry up the rectum? My most effortless (and best) anal orgasms were when I played with my ass the morning after douching, when I sticked my finger there I could notice it has very hard to keep going deeper because it was all folded up and very dry, which meant I could precisely control the amount of friction with how much lube I used, which I did, which allowed me for the first time to reach three analgasms in a row, something I thought was impossible because I always needed a few days without cumming + a very intense session to reach it, but like this it seemed so effortless, I tried again another day and it was the same, very easy anal orgasm, but this is very annoying since I have to do the douching before bed and get off early in the morning else shit happens because of the time delay; I tried by inserting/wiping with cloth it but it didn't work well (on top of also being very irritant and triggering my bowels like I've never seen before), the only other thing I could come up with would be alcohol but I don't really wanna try that, what do I dooo, fuck this gay faggot life"}
+{"text":"this will sound dumb but if you just start to consider it impossible to fap it becomes easier not to. then when you get turned on you just try to figure out if you have the time and ability to use your ass, and if not it's just a no can do like if you were gonna fap but suddenly company walked in. it helps to have the assessment and impossibility of doing anal right then to distract you from the question of fapping"}
+{"text":"when i first started out, i began with an aneros. it was incredible. are aneros that great? I've heard that they are and aren't. maybe I'll try a finger first but idk, I'd rather have some automatic do it for me"}
+{"text":"I had a (really) small orgasm the first time I inserted the progasm ice. But i could never replicate it afterward. The helix never really did anything. Pretty meh."}
+{"text":"'Good girl'"}
+{"text":"Classic World Building Questions: 1) What is the fashion style for slaves in your world? 2) Do your slaves have an exercise regime that they must follow? 3) Ever met or been an ARCHITECT master? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? 4) What general feelings would you want your slaves to have towards each other? Competition? Jealously? Hierarchical obedience? Affection? Partnership? Questions for slaves: 1) How would you get adjusted to a new Master, or your life as a slave? 2) Would your Master assign the duty of training you to another trusted slave, training you himself, or train you with another slave? 3) If trained in a group or as a pair, who is the other slave? Your friend, your enemy, your lover, etc. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Have any of you guys watched Shadow House? Other than the spoiler stuff, I'd say it's just about my ideal slavery setting Living Dolls exist to serve their Shadow Master, something they love doing and put their all into the main protag is constantly fretting about accidently inconveniencing her shadow master to the point her master sometimes has to tardwrangle her dolls are encouraged at every turn to not think about trivial matters like \"why is society like this\" or \"where are we\" while they aren't equal, most shadows genuinely appreciate or even cherish their dolls but also dolls aren't attached to their masters hip 24/7, having some limited independence and social lives (which is mostly spent doing even more chores while singing about the joy of servitude) Like, it's a setting that encourages having your cake and eating it too. You can fuck your slave in bondage one moment, then just sit around the fireplace chatting about eachothers days the next."}
+{"text":"Shadow House Exactly. I got a huge fusion fetish when I watched it, to become essentially one with your slave is one of the most intimate and erotic ideas possible. Besides your slave imitating you and serving you loyally to the point they become your metaphorical shadow. Plus the coffee drug is an amazing idea. You can fuck your slave in bondage one moment, then just sit around the fireplace chatting about eachothers days the next. That's an ideal slavery scenario if I've seen one and being honest, I may not mind life as a slave in such a state (they even look happy and drugged)."}
+{"text":"What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? Sci-fi, near enough future to be recognizable and similar, but far enough away to allow for radical changes and differences. An extremely unequal economic situation allowing for elites that own as much as millions of people do, a massive underclass which makes up the 90%, highly advanced tech, etc. What's the main supply of slaves? There's actually 3 main supplies: -Debtors - since the debt is both kept tied to the family rather than just to the individual and the definition of family is expanded, can pull in a lot of people for a single persons fuckups, and especially since debt is allowed to balloon to ludicrous levels since the economy is literally made to suck them into it, means that it's very easy for people to get fucked over and to pull in not just themselves, but their families, wives, wives families, girlfriends, girlfriends families, etc. It's not rare for one man to fuck up and for a different man to get fucked over because his wife's brother dated that man's aunt. Said slaves are usually kept, depending on their debt level and contracts they sign with their owners, between a few years and a few decades. (Picrel, females from a debtor family being made to pay off their debt)"}
+{"text":"-Conscripts - conscription is universal (in reality catching only between 1% and 5% of the population) and mandatory (only for the poor, the top 0.1% skips it, while the rest of the top 10% serve as military from 18 to 20) and lasts from the age of 18 to the age of 30. For women, this usually involves pregnancies or service to the elite, while for men, it involves feminization, chastity and psychological conditioning, before switching to service. Chastity is mandatory for men, at least during their service, with the ill behaving and \"risky\" (these two categories fill up some 80% of the slaves) slaves having chastity remain permanent (officially, until they prove themselves to their parole officer). -Volunteers - individuals who sell themselves into slavery for periods of time, on contract, for monetary payout. Usually made of desperate people, they prove as loyal and obedient, despite the fact that their masters usually end up extending their service to, on average, twice as long as they sign them for on the clause of disobedience. The record for extension is held by a 43 year old woman who enslaved an 18 year old boy who wished to avoid debt slavery. His slavery was supposed to last for two days and ended up lasting for 24 years, with the woman having already extended his service to 14 more years. She offered to free him if he would agree to have his cage welded shut. (Picrel, boyfriend and girlfriend volunteer couple. The boyfriend agreed to a much lower rate of earnings to not be forced into a chastity cage. What neither he nor his girlfriend doesn't know is that ejaculating is an offense. He has, in his 2 days of work here, extended his service by a total of 6 days. If this rate continues, by the end of a 3 month term, his girlfriend will be free while he will have 9 more months to serve. Odds are, unless he stops ejaculating, he will only be released when his masters decide to do so and he will probably not be paid for it.)"}
+{"text":"An extremely unequal economic situation allowing for elites that own as much as millions of people do, a massive underclass which makes up the 90%, highly advanced tech, etc. Isn't that the future we're headed towards? With AI running things and the elites hoarding 90% of the world's resources and military. Could a world of world slavery become common place in the following years?"}
+{"text":"This thread's for huge butts, thighs, and hips - either huge already, or growing that way. No male, futa, gas, or scat, please."}
+{"text":"Am I a sick fuck if I would"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's why I said you have to get lucky with lipedema. It's fairly rare to get these proportions, but I believe Pame Pear also has this condition."}
+{"text":"I am crazy if for me stage 4 is nothing more than a semen demon that I would willingly give my seed to?"}
+{"text":"Mental Health is very important"}
+{"text":"From what I understand, it's a really strong sedative cocktail? So yeah, hardcore stuff. You'd have to be freaking out bad to be hit with that, I think. Honestly do feel bad for anyone who's had to go through one of those in their real life. That shit's probably rough to handle. (I did almost end up in a psych ward as a teen, I think. My father definitely threatened it once. No idea how it would have affected me if I had. Probably have led to a slew of other problems in the long run. And yet, the fact I treat this fantastical version of it as a place where the physical pain, isolation and general mistreatment the patient experiences is an escape from the pain brought by cognition and independence may be oddly reflective of my worldview at this point. But you know, neither here nor there.) Anyway."}
+{"text":"What kind of worldview, and how does it relate to this? Care to elaborate on that?"}
+{"text":"Not particularly. Just watching the world slowly fall apart, and deciding that letting my mind rot away in a little cushioned box somewhere where nothing changes and I'm not treated like a person would be less painful than being out in it. But that's no one else's problem but mine."}
+{"text":"Koishi is a perfect fit for this Not much more they can do to someone who's empty headed already"}
+{"text":"Previous thread AI online image generators novelai.net/image perchance.org/ai-character-generator frosting.ai/dream pixai.art/generator/image civitai.com/ chatgpt.com/ aistudio.google.com/ For Local check resources in Anon-made size LORA for local SD Ochiko art style: civitai.com/models/389429?modelVersionId=434534 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I used WAN 2.2. It can give some decent results if you make use of inpainting and endpoints. For that video, I genned the image, then inpainted both a brap and destruction variant. I then put the original image into WAN and used the brap inpaint as the endpoint for the first 5 second vid, then continued the vid, and used the destruction inpaint as the endpoint for the next 5 seconds."}
+{"text":"I love Rapidimente Deux!"}
+{"text":"Like this? I don't think we can really make a YGO game board."}
+{"text":"I have created the opposite of Art"}
+{"text":"Pretty much anon, thanks! The only things I'd change is making the card in her hand look like the actual one from the game and maybe making the guy a little smaller but that second one is just my tastes. I did a halfassed attempted at changing the card in photoshop as well. I'll have to try and touch it up a bit better so it lines up more with the outline."}
+{"text":"Cont. from A thread dedicated to footwear and it's variation. As the last thread said : \"Boots, heels, sandals, shoejobs, sockjobs, footwear worship, smelling, play, teasing, cumming on, etc... you guess it. Or just girls in footwear that you think looks or make them sexy is also fine. Socks, stockings, etc... are also ok too\" TQ : Did you have any experience with this fetish ?"}
+{"text":"The act of inserting ones head into a vagina or anus, not vore at all. But as a person's head being used as an oversized dildo. Personally, I love anal head insertion, and when one of the parties is unwilling, one is tied up and is forced to break their guts to swallow a whole head, or the other is the one bound, as all they can do is feel a hot rectum slowly envelop their skull. Or combine the both and have them both unwilling and forced by a third party. And I always love the idea of the human head being the, anatomical limit, like it's possible for the said person taking the head, but it's practically suicide doing it, their whole body would be on the verge of rupturing, their pelvic bones scraping against the head, some sadistic domination shit. Can be any head insertion stuff but that's what I like. Send me some fucked up scenarios or stories about it too, I wanna head insertion commission done and need some ideas"}
+{"text":"missing 2nd image oh well"}
+{"text":"aw hell no"}
+{"text":"Hat"}
+{"text":"absorbed the consequences of her bad life decisions her actual quality of life is typically better Hope some kith really lean into the pet girl side of slavery, women having their arms bound, gagged, collared and leashed. All of it done to make sure they cant hurt themselves or get into trouble when they're not under master's direct supervision. Being unbound outside master's home becomes a privilege and worming doing non domestic work is even rarer. carrot is better then the stick Also social standing of Masters being tied to how well cared for & trained their women are, as slave women are seen as a extension of their owner. Like to the point Collars, leashes an etc. aren't seen in a negative light women love their enslavement. Maybe instead of celebrating birthdays women count the anniversary of being sold to their master. turned into a constantly horny petgirl? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"(imagine Norman Rockwell's \"Freedom of Speech\" attached to this post) I don't like the posts about murdering, dismembering and eating women. My personal feelings aside, I think it goes against the inherent spirit of patriarchy and makes this thread completely indistinguishable from the slavery thread."}
+{"text":"The Patriarchy general was always just a spinoff of the Slavery general anyway, and both are just bondage threads that spiraled into fags ERPing. Don't think too much about it and just enjoy the pics."}
+{"text":"I think the point is that when the ryona and/or cannibalism guys roll up then we're not enjoying the pics."}
+{"text":"Creature and monster vore: sea creature edition"}
+{"text":"WHY DO LAMPREYS KISS WHY"}
+{"text":"In a way, fucking and eating a girl is the ultimate showing of domination over her. Think about it. After you've had your way with her, you're done fucking her and getting all the sexual pleasure you can from her. Now you have a perfectly good piece of meat so you might as well not let it go to waste and devour her. After using her body one way, you consume her entire body to satisfy another one of your desires. You absorb her entire essence and existence and it becomes part of you. It's like you're using her entire being for your own sake."}
+{"text":"Because they love anon. Because. They. Love."}
+{"text":"to be frank calling any Forest of Abyss game great is a huge stretch. Besides few okey vore scenes there is not much for this game except mindless grinding. It's just too bad there is not that many vore focused hentai games."}
+{"text":"most the vore hentai games ive seen usually include tentacles and this place seems so mixed on that. Pure vore focused hentai games are a niche within a niche."}
+{"text":"ITT: images that make you think \"imagine the smell...\" stinky armpits, feet, shoes, panties, pussy, cock n'balls, ass, or what-have-you all OK no scat, abdl, or fart/onara content, please previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I need a hairy, smelly gf that can't stop oozing her slimy juices 24/7 to the point she has to wear pads every day just to avoid drenching her clothes and I need to shove my face in there and drink it all up. x̶x̶x"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"vomit"}
+{"text":"I find they smell very much like onions or vinegar"}
+{"text":"more like fried chicken and chitlins"}
+{"text":"she not black"}
+{"text":"Cute boys edition"}
+{"text":"Any content with Nasu no Yoichi from Drifters?"}
+{"text":"no giant boy who smothers you with his sweaty feet why live"}
+{"text":"Who drew this?"}
+{"text":"Anyone got 5nbe's stuff in one place?"}
+{"text":"Make so that if the player loses to a hazard, he gets a death or something lame like that, not porn, otherwise people WILL lose on purpose, even if there alternatives. The idea of getting \"friendly\" versions to interact with, with buffs and rewards, looks good tho."}
+{"text":"Hey all. I'm in early development of a game. Long-time animator, getting into GODOT. Being the year of the horse, I'm making a ponygirl-themed piece. Niche, I know. The premise is this: YOUR HANDLER IS MISSING. YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HER!! You, the ponygirl, go on a rampage destroying everything that's keeping you from your beloved. It'll play as a bit of a maze-like game of destruction. (kick hay bales, bash down a fence, get to your owner at the house. (handler is less impressed at the destruction of her property. advancing levels would mean stronger barriers, restraints, etc. imposed by the owner to keep this from happening again--but guess what--The ponygirl is determined to find a way. That's the rough, rough, rough. idea. I'm not leaning too hard into the puzzle aspect. It's mostly just. Modeling, animation, and player control in the game engine are in. Working on destructible items and level building next."}
+{"text":"Build a time machine and make a game in year of the cow instead."}
+{"text":"I know, right? Don't worry. There are cowgirls locked in milking machines. They don't have the same freedom to roam to serve at player-characters, however. Or will they..."}
+{"text":"Starting work on a smallish text based game Be some lowlife in a cyberpunk city Go into debt to buy a broken gynoid gf Fix her up and run a tiny brothel to pay off the debt Assign her to clients --> earn credits --> repair and upgrade Holes and other parts degraded by rough use Jealously reclaim her after her shift Or let her run off with her favorite clients and disrespect you if that gets you off Maybe she catches a virus and goes into turbo slut mode for a week, coming back stretched out and covered in cum main kinks: sexbot hotwife NTR (optional) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This piece reminds me of Theundercoverguy, love the layering and the implied double life."}
+{"text":"Very big moms-to-be."}
+{"text":"I can practically make them my own OCs since they diverged from main story. Its funny how inept all the characters except for Jiraya, Kakashi, Sakura are, or how underutilized Anko despite being close to Orochimaru"}
+{"text":"I rather just commission art and get it over with, but artists have too much rules causing delays. People think I am old fashioned, but I don't see magical better way of doing things working"}
+{"text":"Adults demand too much predicability, stability, and order, which doesn't work with the arts, which thrives on chaos and unpredictability. Hyperpreg has gotten too kitschy."}
+{"text":"Jolly edition Post huge breats, hyper is ok No AI, no futa"}
+{"text":"I thought you meant his Deviantart for a sec there and was worried, but then I realized he hasn't posted there in almost 4 years."}
+{"text":"...... ...... My fucking dick, love that shit. Perfect way to show everything going quiet as her voice is cut off completely."}
+{"text":"OMG yes That's exactly what I am always looking for but it's hard to find"}
+{"text":"For me it's the autosave going off. There's no escape now, no matter what. I love the image of her trying to break free. She's still got quite a bit of freedom of movement, so she can try all sorts of things, but none of it's going to let her free herself. The look on her face when she realizes she's completely trapped like this would be priceless. And naturally that's when she hears someone or something coming."}
+{"text":"how do we expand /pbg/"}
+{"text":"Yeah the pic is awesome but I was actually talking about your description of my fetish. never had it explained so well"}
+{"text":"Subject line says it all. I'm curious how people get into stuff like \"sonic foot porn\" or \"giantess vore\"."}
+{"text":"I've met guys that didn't want to be women, they just wanted boobs. Thus the bustyboi phenomenon. Guilty as charged."}
+{"text":"I have memories of finding the growth/giantess bits of Alice in Wonderland inexplicably captivating as a young child and rereading those pages multiple times before moving on. I think I was just born that way."}
+{"text":"Did you watch seven little monsters?"}
+{"text":"Total copout, but lets be honest, every show a lot of us watched as kids had at least one crossdressing episode... So I became a crossdresser, then a sissy later on as I fell down the rabbit hole, and it only kept getting worse."}
+{"text":"Can't say I know for sure how I got my vore kink. What I recall is that when I was a small kid (6-7 years, maybe), I really HATED any scenes where someone got eaten alive. I think I saw these as somehow revolting. But a few years later, I was strangely captivated by one episode of 2 Stupid Dogs, where a witch turns into a frog and eats a girl. So I guess the kink was already making itself known. Sometime around that time I began fantasizing in bed about a friendly giant woman picking me up, gulping me down and telling me how delicious I was. It was also when my libido was slowly waking up. However, I somehow came down with serious sexual repression, where I felt like the female body or any erotic thoughts were wrong and sinful. Instead I sublimated all my libido into vore fantasies. In retrospect that obviously fucked me up for years. I don't even know if I can have a proper sexual relationship anymore. Although, getting into anime, especially ecchi stuff, also got me interested in more normal erotica. So maybe I can beat back that devil with a different devil. I remember trying to find fetish stuff on the early internet. Finding out the search term \"vore\" was such a godsend for me back then. I remember finding a website where people obsessively collected every instance of vore they could find in media, like \"in the intro to this game there's a frog that eats a fly.\" Apparently us vorefags were really starved for content back then."}
+{"text":"The representation section here kind of gets it. Men who help you out and serve you cutefully and faithfully are precious. I find the focus on frequency of sexual encounters here to be a lot more about serving male fantasies than female needs. The freedom to make moves on non-threatening men is nice, but what's really valuable and desirable from men is hard work, refinement, patience, and a strong capacity for usefulness. Even at skewed populations, it isn't that hard to find someone to help you make a baby, and you only really need him once. Rather, I think it is important for women to be selective in sexual encounters, to choose men who can support their daughters well, and to have sons who are selfless, understanding, and useful rather than too lazy or unhelpfully horny. I align with wanting female power to shape the purpose and position of men, and selecting for a maleness that sees itself as an accessory to the real people is a good start, but I think men who focus their resources on being available and above all being practical supports are really the ones who would be the ideal mates. Please work hard to earn your preciousness!"}
+{"text":"Kinda generic assertion to make desu. Could say this about either gender in any society. Including men in a patriarchal society. For your uselessness in this thread you will be relegated to the brothel to be cheap amusement for ugly hags and femcels. Come to think of it i really am just wanting the freaky possessive rapist dynamic in those books but with the genders reversed. And with slightly better writing."}
+{"text":"Is it too much to ask for both? For a woman to so clearly be out for her own pleasure in a relationship, but be committed and dedicated enough to still be drawn in? For a woman to tell me specifically what daring arrangement I'm going to wear. To pick me up at a designated point on a motorcycle? To take me to a side of town I'd never been to, and been warned not to go near late at night, and take me on a tour of the sights. To open the door and walk me into to a dive bar I'd never visit alone, and order for the both of us because she \"knows what I'll like\". For her real intentions to be almost painfully obvious. But for her blunt enthusiasm, eagerness to please, and the time being genuinely enjoyable enough to make me want to stay. For the first three drinks in the bar to turn into a fourth and fifth at a nearby pub. Then six and seven at a rave. Street food, then eight nine and ten elsewhere. For her to lead me to a club, where it's known to not be safe for men alone, but for her to make me feel so safe that I can forget myself in the strobing lights and throbbing bassline as I grind on her, and feel her hands on me. For her to lead me to a dark lit place, a bathroom or back alley, and take advantage of my drunken, giddy state. As had always been the plan. And for my head to be too spinny, and too out of my own mind, to consider stopping her. For her to stop every block and dark alley of the slow walk back, for a kiss or a grope or a hand job as she wants more, even as I sober up to the reality of the night, and the forcefulness of her advances. For her to leave me at my door, with a slap on the ass and a myriad of shivering lewd comments about me and my body."}
+{"text":"Theoretical fetish worldbuilding offers surprising insights into male-female psychology, it turns out. You offer good points. As per the origins of the thread, a lot of the material within is 'male centric'. It's inevitably based around the male perspective, even though it's about a Matriarchy. This can lead to bad theorycraft, as a Matriarchy in actuality would be 'Woman centric' with men being servant to that, and not the other way around. Arguably, the latter would be a Patriarchy, even if a weird masochistic one. women to be selective in sexual encounters That's why I figured it still made sense for men to petition women for relationships, as much as women petition men. Women have the social security to petition men, but men have the biological role to play suitor, assuming reasonable quantities of men. men who focus their resources on being available and above all being practical supports are really the ones who would be the ideal mates. Correct, and these can be 'selected for' in film and media. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Now that you write it out it seems completely obvious. I don't know how I didn't pick up on that before, despite actually researching how such a world could be sustainted long-term. I suppose I was drawn to that idea more as it allows humans to evolve far more nuanced sexually dimorphic traits, but the autism comes first when getting my dick hard. Giving women the lions share of inheritance for both male and female offspring is hot in its own regard though. Your proposal really ties in to what  says, where husbands are be tormented by seeing their sweet, special sons inherit the eyes, cheekbones and nose of the women who killed your family and raped you in the dirt while your homestead burnt down."}
+{"text":"I'm in a fairly vanilla straight relationship. We've played with some light bdsm, anal (just fingers and a small plug) and chastity, but only when I suggest them. Last week I read about chastity day and when my wife came out of the shower I handed her one of her necklaces with a key and told her to make me beg to get the key. She was immediately over me licking my balls and then asked me to give her oral. After that she wanted me to fuck her and went to unlock the cage and I had to tell her \"psss tease me and make , beg\". It was super sweet and hot. I'm still happy about it a week later. Maybe we can do it again this weekend"}
+{"text":"thanks much!"}
+{"text":"Been locked without release for a month and I still wake up like 2-5x a night for erections. Does this shit ever stop. Only time it doesn't happen is if I stop drinking anything within 4hr of going to bed but then I wake up with a dehydration headache."}
+{"text":"could've been worse, you might've been stuck in a ridiculous ugly bodysuit"}
+{"text":"Elaborate."}
+{"text":"in triforce heroes, princess styla gets cursed to wear a ugly bodysuit because some fashion obsessed witch got jealous, so Link has to go forth into hytopia (not hyrule) every stage has an item you get to get link some fashion item that gives him a buff like extra heart drops, shooting more arrows, that type of thing. that is 100% the real plot of triforce heroes"}
+{"text":"Forcing mortal in a cursed bodysuit that will slowly grow, encase them, and then erase physical and mental features until they become a smooth mindless drone, 100% made of pure nylon with no internal organs Thanks for the idea Anon, I needed some different varieties of plushie."}
+{"text":"Real or fake Madokami anon, still great posts."}
+{"text":"Post anything related to Futanari and discuss any topic related to Futanari. Male-looking Futanari allowed. Do not post anything else than Futanari. previous thread"}
+{"text":"dominant \"power bottom\" smug lewd female, uses her intelligence, trickery, and seduction to get her way she dominates a stronger, muscular amazon futa, either by sheer lust, blackmail, some sort of contract, or magic binding the futa basically becomes a slave to her own lusts, acting as a living dildo for her mistress Does anyone else love this dynamic?"}
+{"text":"Post fat girls, skinny girls getting fat, fat girls getting fatter, etc. Previous thread: Related threads: Vtuber Architecture: BBWxBHM Mutual gain: Fat Femboys: Belly Stuffing: Slob:"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Usually share in the /trash/ Thursday thread but here's a Witchmon I did up"}
+{"text":"Venus Body Threads Hag-o-ween Edition Thanks for hanging out as always, folks. This is the thread for curvy mommy bodies. Post images of thick, full-figured women ripe with the hallmarks of sexual maturity and fertility. But just remember, any age character can have a Venus body type. Common themes include combinations of: Thick/plump, especially in thighs, hips and butt Large tits, sometimes sagging or low-hanging Pubic hair and/or underarm hair Sometimes a soft, paunchy belly Sweat/musk/scent Occasionally muscle For the previous thread: For Venus Futa, check out our sister thread:"}
+{"text":"There's not nearly enough exhibitionism content of Venus-bodied women, every time Amazon releases something it's like an angel gets its wings. I'm trying my best to contribute, but I'm only a writer, not an artist. I did just recently publish a story about an enormously voluptuous MILF getting really horny and becoming a nudist to Amazon KDP though."}
+{"text":"where did you publish the story?"}
+{"text":"Femme boys with huge meat. Keep gender arguments out, they eat post limit."}
+{"text":"A thread for relatively normal types of femdom since I've noticed that femdom related threads here always seem to be inflated/overrun with other, somewhat different but related fetishes. While I do personally enjoy some of said fetishes, I think it has become a bit annoying to me how hard it is to find relatively normal or basic femdom content here. Rules for what isn't allowed: Sissy or femboys Giantess or muscular women* Literally anything to do with Futa Armpits, belly buttons, and/or any other weird body part fetishes. No cuck porn Foot fetish content should be kept to a minimum Male chastity should maybe be kept to a minimum depending on prevalence of other threads Ideally anything else that has its own dedicated thread shouldn't be prioritized Examples as to what you should post: Pegging Male humiliation not related to forced feminization Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"Its been like, almost a week since the last thread died and the futas are so backed up, Come on anons and do your futa friends a favor, No Nut November? Don't worry that only counts if you masturbate so letting your futa cum inside you whiles lovingly moaning your name doesn't count Previous Thread"}
+{"text":"That haircut fucking does things to me"}
+{"text":"pegging Not really. I mean it’s ok, but I don’t seek it out. gay stuff Yeah sometimes"}
+{"text":"suddenly, every man in the world loses all of their sexual desires towards women every man now looks at futanari porn for some unknown reason women freak out as their husbands, boyfriends, sons, etc., start looking at chicks with dicks on the internet natality rates start plummeting all over the world scientists (women, since guys are too busy looking at tits and dicks) start rushing to find a way to cure it. They find it's far easier to just develop something that gives women cocks medicine is applied to a lot of women globally to test success! Males are now engaging with the newly engineered futas! \"Wait, the futas are fucking the guys, not the other way around! Fuuuuuuuuu-\" And then humanity comes to an end."}
+{"text":"Damn. That's a hot fantasy."}
+{"text":"And then humanity comes to an end. Eh, I think the futas would catch at least as forplay. Being kissed while your love is inside you before going to the main event is probably really hot to a futa. There is also little reason to assume all futas are size queens and wont allow penetration from a smaller man. Or to assume none of them would be gay and penetrate each other"}
+{"text":"Oh man, we DEFINITELY need more petrified d/orses. I should probably draw a d/orsified Tamamo that's also petrified solid. ...or should I say, ROCK HARD?"}
+{"text":"We need more dorses. Any artists working on some new ones"}
+{"text":"Need to keep the thread alive for dorses"}
+{"text":"Artist here. Working on a petrified d/orse. Still wondering if/how to do the background and the lighting. …kinda wish I could draw them fucking relief stations, fuckplants, or onaholes too. What other TFs do you think go well with a d/orse?"}
+{"text":"Relief stations are underrated imo Maybe cock tf? Girl becomes a dorse but with a small (relative for their size) cock and fucks another girl who turns into the full dorse cock"}
+{"text":"\"She'll be fiiiiiine\" Edition A thread for biological females locked in chastity. Edging, belts, and denial of all kinds welcome, but female only please"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is an idea I can get behind. A little predicament bondage built into the chastity. Realistically you'd probably run into issues with the clit shield or the front plate of the belt having too much leeway with the flesh, but that shouldn't stop us in the land of fantasy. Maybe we can add some fabric to the device that would be just a little sticky when it comes into contact with wet skin, so her clit has a little something else holding it in its more aroused state. Or a couple of soft silicone prongs designed to nestle up against her glans and pry back her hood a little bit when her clit presses up against them. Love the marks on her neck there especially. She must have been getting it rough."}
+{"text":"We have one of those too. I’ve done that as well. We also have a dglabs coyote insertable electrode that I use to shock her. It’s great fun. I wish she was able to keep the belt on longer, but it’s just not comfortable for more than a few hours at most."}
+{"text":"Tomboys and Tinies Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"While I'm okay with stories where people who shrink are treated as property, but they should really have a more organized system. Instead of just \"Oh woops, you shrunk, off to the nearest pet store or girl's pants you go!\" it should be: The mom and legal guardians have the first legal claim (above even the tiny's desires) The future-tiny can choose someone to be their designated owner in case they shrink and they get dibs after the mom Any relatives (aunts, cousins, sisters) get dibs last before they're released for public purchase"}
+{"text":"I would figure it'd mom/legal guardian->Immediate family->Extended family->Volunteers, and this order is still being worked out after the absolute chaos that was right after the shrinkening, not to mention any possible loopholes that have other giantesses trying to get their hands on a tiny working their way into the order. mom is on paper the legal guardian and gets final say on when she gets to handle you, but since she's away on business often your sister does the day-to-day \"supervision\", and she brings in her friend group to help \"supervise\" you, not to mention your aunt coming over to do \"wellness checks\" claiming its for your mom. That's not including the remote tutor who uses her webcam in many interesting ways, and the appointed health-and-safety specialist who is very \"hands-on\" in ensuring your body is in tip-top shape."}
+{"text":"This is the kind of autistic worldbuilding I like to see in size stories. Give me something to think about, plenty of generic size stories that just focus on horny big girl and nothing else."}
+{"text":"tfw you try to get your childhood best friend to be your caretaker but you have a wine aunt who technically has the right to claim you at any time she rarely keeps you for long, but whenever she’s been drinking too much she has a tendency to pop by and snatch you up to take back home with her typically you spend the next few days trying to get her to stop toying with you…but she tends to respond to defiance with cramming you in her tits"}
+{"text":"I Can't Possibly Lose to You! edition. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I doubt it'd be easy for a guy to accept having big heaving tits I doubt that a man would be able to do anything other than grope his own big heaving tits, probably drooling slightly. Poking his nipples inward like doorbells that were failing to chime as he stared at his own lewd. lusty image in the mirror; Panting, gasping, shaking, shuddering, fingering his lewd and wildly wet cunt, Becoming his own personal porno masturbating to his feminine image. Maybe that's just me? To each his own. there aren't enough stories were the man was cock hungry nympho before Noted. I prefer the more plausible \"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit\" Good man. The best smut is explained in thoroughly-ridiculous ways, focusing on the pleasure of sex. All that matters is that everybody in the story is enjoying themselves and the audience is successfully jerking off. Sex is awesome. Have more sex. Turn into a girl and have sex, it'd be extra hot. Get pregnant and squirt out sixteen kids.'kay, byyyyyye!"}
+{"text":"Get pregnant and squirt out sixteen kids B...but there is only around a 30% chance of successful implantation!"}
+{"text":"It's sort of like a weird feedback loop the way your describing it; he's still got the male 'software' of what is considered attractive for females, but since the 'hardware' is female it's not being processed correctly and is resulting in a reaction that's different from both; a female who is constantly turned on by her own self-percieved 'sexiness' and the idea of imagining herself having normal sex (or something like that, it's magic and shit doesn't have to be overly detailed unless you want it to be)"}
+{"text":"B...but there is only around a 30% chance of successful implantation! Better fuck 3x as much then"}
+{"text":"It's sort of like a weird feedback loop the way your describing it; he's still got the male 'software' of what is considered attractive for females, but since the 'hardware' is female it's not being processed correctly and is resulting in a reaction that's different from both; a female who is constantly turned on by her own self-percieved 'sexiness' and the idea of imagining herself having normal sex (or something like that, it's magic and shit doesn't have to be overly detailed unless you want it to be) This is why jrpgs are better for this. You can, ideally, guide the transformation."}
+{"text":"Granted! Imagine a sexy futa body. Maybe a toned tomboy qt with dark skin and a pleasant musk... maybe a chubby, pale raven haired girl with a gothic aesthetic? Maybe you'd rather be a blonde milf with carpet that matches the drapes. Hell, pick an older body, and you'll live just as long as you would had you picked a younger body, my treat! Have you decided? If you don't, I'll simply make you a perma blonde, dark skin gyaru with a bimbo like figure. Read past this line when you've decided. Have you decided? Good. You get the body you requested, with functional plumbing, allowing your cock and pussy to function as if you were a man and a woman. You'll also be able to toggle if you're fertile or not mentally. You'll be supernaturally healthy, age very well, and find no shortage of lovers. You won't even produce waste (girls don't do that, don't you know?) ...Except I may have swapped your mind, and the mind of your nethers. Yes, sex parts have minds, haven't you ever heard someone say \"It has a mind of its own\"? You can still feel everything your body does, but your \"point of view\" will range from the head of your cock, to the rim of your asshole, and your senses regarding these areas will be heightened. Yes, you can even hear, see, smell, and taste. You'll be able to wiggle, harden, quiver, and clench, but little else. Meanwhile... your cock had the soul of a cute girl, who knew? Unfortunately, being a cock, she's a bit of a ditz, and is always thinking about sex. She'll approach people you two find hot and try to lay them, with mixed success. Some will find her adorably stupid, others will find her too direct at first. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you don't want to end up like the pic related above, you'll have to teach her how to be a human, and fast. First? Clothes... only you've never put a bra on either, have you? Well it'll be a learning experience, I'm sure. Maybe today's more of a \"hoodie and sweetpants\" day anyways, until you get some better clothes. She'll find her way to a local clothes store, and you'll have to tell her to NOT flirt with the people around her, and grab SENSIBLE clothes... but you can't see well through her sweatpants. She'll pull you out and show you what she picked, but it'll all be REALLY revealing and embarrassing stuff. No matter how much you try to teach her modesty, she'll just pull you out and reveal you to clothes that are just embarassing in other ways. Explain the idea of \"covering\" stuff, and the best you'll manage are frilly or gothic lolita dresses. Sure, they're BETTER... but they won't help her stick out any less. She'll grab airy underwear, and lean towards skirts and dresses, so you can see and hear better. At least she's thoughtful... But just as luck would have it... one of the girls there will say you two look cute, and after a VERY saucy remark from your libido's gijinka, she'll blush and hit it off with her. Your nethers deserve a name, I suppose... How about we call her \"Kitty\"? You'll have to think of a normal name to go by for yourself eventually. Anyways, Kitty will accidentally end up going back to this girl's place, excited, and a LITTLE worried, as it's her first time. You won't be able to stop her, as your combined libidos will WANT it more than anything... so you'll just have to be the voice of reason, and tell her to be nice, give her ideas for foreplay, and... oh gods you're hard already. Kitty might speak up, saying \"Down, we just bough this dress!\" Speaking to her cock right in front of her date, eliciting a giggle from her. Once you reach her apartment, she'll teasingly strip for you, take you into her mouth, lick your holes..."}
+{"text":"And finally lay on her back, as Kitty eagerly lines you up. She'll fuck your new friend silly, and just when you think you can't keep up with her, you'll notice that YOU are on your hands and knees now, and feel a strap on press against your pussy. It'll be a long night... ...And then you gasp as you wake up. Yes, gasp, with your mouth, beside the cute clothes store girl, feeling a tired, cute snoring voice in the back of your head while your cock recovers. Kitty is back between your legs, and you're back in control. As it turns out? The two of you have a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde type deal going on, and your lover will notice it when she wakes up, saying there's something different about you. Kitty will prove to have a way with words, offering you flattering responses like \"Yeah, I had my world rocked by a really cute girl last night...\", which will earn you cuddles and a bit of morning sex, before you have to say goodbye as she gets ready for work... but not before getting her number. Your lives will turn into an almost slice of life manga about you and Kitty swapping who's in charge of your body, and who's nestled between your legs (it happens every day or few days), with plenty of new girls (and maybe even cute guys) entering your life, from admirers, to rivals, to acquaintances, like a custom tailor and a self proclaimed psychic girl who actually believes Kitty when she tells her \"Actually, I'm our cock, pussy, and ass, but mistress took over for me today.\" As it turns out, the girl IS psychic... but only has telepathy, and it only works on sapient genitals. Who know? Maybe one day you can convince more friends, as they adjust to your \"mood swings\", once they know both you AND Kitty well enough to know that you're not lying... but that's a ways away, and besides... you two get to experience sex toys made for BOTH sexes now! Kitty's already ordered them, they're on the way, she called you in sick, she invited a friend... it's too late."}
+{"text":"I wish I was a girl with a cute butt and bush, with sexy, adventurous girlfriends with benefits"}
+{"text":"Granted. When you complete a chore, your dick will grow bigger, and you will cum loads of dense, goopy jizz. The size of your penis and load, and the intensity and duration of your orgasm, depend on how hard the chore was: chores that require more effort and time will produce a bigger orgasm. And it will be BIG, as you can see. After you've finished, your dick woll progressively shrink back to its original size. Now, you have two boons to help you. The first is that the cum's effects will be significantly lessened; for example, it can't make your computer short-circuit and can't break it (the splooge will act as a cushion), but it will still gunk up the keyboard. People will not denounce you for indecent acts in public, but they might get annoyed at you (or find it obsessively hot). And so on. The second boon is that, while \"cleaning up the cum\" counts as a chore - and therefore will always cause an orgasm when you finish, you will get a dry orgasm. Your cock will grow as usual, your urethra will retch and gape, and your huge ballsack will clench; but no cum will come out. Otherwise you would end up in an endless cycle of making a mess > cleaning it up > cumming > making another mess etc. I wish for a pony."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Same thread as usual Post various blimps and balloons of all shapes and sizes Refrain from posting AI, please"}
+{"text":"I mean... he has a point. Nowdays, there's a lot of artists who are like instant noodles; they feed you, but they have no flavor and are boring to eat. But at the same time, this is a semi-free buffet. You decide what to eat; humans/furries, spherical/belly, no pop/pop, Da/Fa/Twitter/pixiv, etc. I understand his problem, but let's remember that any fetish community has the same problem: everthing quick, without love/eroticism, that satisfies the consumer as quickly as possible. Rather than asking for something SFW, he should focus more on improving the love, eroticism, and story of NSFW drawings, since today it's revolutionary to touch on those topics. (Also, new captcha fucking sucks)"}
+{"text":"Fuck it this captcha. Anyway, some Great Sushi Man."}
+{"text":"IT'S TOO HOT I'VE MELTED! Edition Post slimegirls or any girl made of a fluid substance. Melting elastic girls also welcome. No AI and keep futa to a minimum. Bonus points again for OC, commissions, and media finds. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I fucking love slimegirls!"}
+{"text":"I want a slime girl to heal me from flu..."}
+{"text":"Some guy slimification this art lmao"}
+{"text":"Hyper allowed. Futa on male allowed."}
+{"text":"Post small women or women getting smaller. No loli, no AI, no giantess, and especially no ugly bastards. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cry harder, nigger. You're not helping either."}
+{"text":"Or perhaps they bump whenever they see the thread on page 9/10 So, you're saying you're them, and can't handle the fact that threads eventually die out. Again, seriously think about killing yourself for the greater good."}
+{"text":"Maybe Armstrong from Prime4 finds Samus shrunk and thinks it's some super accurate toy model she then hordes/hides and toys with when alone? Some EMMI alt model injects her wuth a shrinking serum for capture and storage?"}
+{"text":"Have anyone else in mind ? I could draw someone else if the idea is neat"}
+{"text":"Prime 4 Myles MacKenzie geeking out over a shrunken Samus. Samus wants to kill herself because he won't shut up."}
+{"text":"I'm a smart tentacle. I capture girls but I also steal recording equipment. I film myself raping them, them giving birth, and them succumbing to the pleasure. Once they go slutty I start to blue ball them vaginal orgasms at the last second, and purposely cum outside their pussies until they go \"Pleeeease let me cum\" \"Nooooo cum inside me, I want to give biiirth\" Then I let them go. I later release the videos online, and become a legend. I then make a deep web website where I comment on all my videos as a complete troll going \"I'm Mr. Tentacle and these dumb bitches want to cum but I won't let them lolololol\" I continue raping but also start to attract pervert memelord women who come to seek me out. I call them my \"based TentaSlut gooners\" online. We torment normal women together, and sometimes they get arrested but I'm never caught. I love to target girls with boyfriends, they're the best of all >:)"}
+{"text":"Pregnancy, impregnation, breeding, and maternity are some of the most common fetishes on Earth. So much so you could argue that they're not even fetishes at all and anyone *not* aroused by them is abnormal, but they still qualify for now, until greater society starts throwing off the shackles and baggage of its puritanical past. That said, I have a decided interest in non-standard pregnancy. The creation of life by means other than a man putting his penis into a vagina. I once commissioned an artist here on /d/ to draw a pic of one of the pokemon girls whose body was so polluted by Muks that her 'breasts' were lactating Grimers. But I love the idea of the mechanisms of life, being turned to the creation of new life outside their original functions. Breast-pregnancy, egg-incubation, mpreg, interspecies breeding, all of it revs my engines like few other things do. One of my favorite story themes is Futas invading or otherwise being introduced to a setting where they are not well-understood, and proceeding to impregnate men and women alike in an effort to remake the cultural demographics. Not necessarily in a conquer-and-rape way, I think it's hotter if the invaders are slow and seductive about it, integrating themselves into the lives of the locals and co-opting the existing social structures without denigrating the existing lifestyles. Example: An erotica story about a man in love with a woman. She's not interested in him, until his Futa friend starts wing-manning for him. She talks him up and makes it clear that she's in love with him, but he loves the normal girl, and she wants to see him happy. So the futa plays matchmaker, and the couple fall in love, but don't want to cut the futa out of their life, so they become a throuple. They're very careful so that only the guy knocks up the girl, and the futa but the Futa also mpregs the guy so they can raise all their children as triplets"}
+{"text":"I have a fetish for religious iconography and trappings, but not necessarily any of the existing ones. I read an erotic story years ago where a traveler from more prudish space landed on a human colony with an extremely relaxed attitude towards sex. He was shocked to see a nun sucking off random people on a public subway. Turns out, that's her order's thing. These nuns exist to give comfort to anyone who needs to relieve stress and tension. So I'm imagining a religion that considers monogamy a sin, that preaches free love and tries to shame anyone acting prudish or withholding their affection."}
+{"text":"I bet you'd be a fan of Nikke's VTC Priestess"}
+{"text":"Ball bras, cock sleeves, and the like. Post girls accessorizing their dicks, or wearing clothes adapted to their size."}
+{"text":"Knightly Edition"}
+{"text":"burping. only threads that include it are either this or those with other bodily waste. but i'm fine with it, i still like vore anyway and also like having a more obscure fetish"}
+{"text":"Honestly you can totally start a belch thread. I don't think it's as obscure as you're making it out to be. Though it might derail from content because stuffing fags are completely visceral versus vore fags, etc. Also maybe people might see it as tame, but really anything's better than another fucking Futa thread on the catalogue"}
+{"text":"If nothing else, I’d be down for a thread mainly focused on belching. I’m a huge sucker for it. And I do love seeing it paired with stuffing or vore."}
+{"text":"Anything related to the art of one tying themselves up"}
+{"text":"What kind of rope do you have ? Jute? Cotton ? bamboo ? Stuff like silk rope is usually a bit more slippery :/"}
+{"text":"See, I never understood why police style cuffs aren't more common for selfbondage. Buncha weak shits poisoned the narrative that theyre unsafe."}
+{"text":"A few months ago, I went out late at night to a rarely used park nearby. It borders an industrial area, so hardly anyone wanders through after dark. I brought a small kitchen safe for my keys, a padlock and chain, and a backpack full of toys. At the top of a hill, there’s a wildflower area where the plants are encouraged to grow naturally. A few benches are scattered around, and I chose one as my spot. I took off my clothes, leaving only my shoes, chained them to the bench, and tucked them under the seat. I placed my keys in the kitchen safe, carried it to a nearby allotment, set the timer for an hour, and tucked it into a bush. Then I retreated to a secluded spot and entertained myself for a while by fucking myself silly stretching my ass. When I was ready to return, the tension hadn’t subsided. I inserted a large anal bead toy (Master Series Anal Links) and made my way toward the allotment. By the time I arrived, it had clearly been more than an hour as the safe was already unlocked. As I was about to leave, a parked car caught my eye. It hadn’t been there before, and it spooked me. I quietly slipped back toward the wildflower area, only to hear a man talking on the phone about 50 away along the path. My heart raced. I backed up slowly, slid down a small slope, and ducked into a bush, beads still in place. I stayed there for what felt like an eternity, listening to the faint crunch of gravel and the hum of distant traffic. Only after a car finally drove away did I feel safe enough to return to the bench and retrieve my clothes. The night air felt cool and freeing as I slipped back into them, the tension finally ebbing away."}
+{"text":"Because there's no currently active one and I want to post my goon slop I've made (I am making rn rather) before I nuke it off my PC. Post anything that's related to censorship/beta chip shit. I'll post myself as I finish pages."}
+{"text":"Nice edits! Am I missing something, or are some of these pics missing on Kemono?"}
+{"text":"Anything and everything related to hyper muscular females welcomed here. Including AI (keep it anime looking), strongfat, hyperclit and anything else you can think of just no futa. last thread"}
+{"text":"Fuck I want to be Sophie's mate so bad right now. She's so glorious I wanna worship and cherish her."}
+{"text":"I don't get the appeal of milking. It would usually mean she gave birth."}
+{"text":"It's either the whole mommy thing, or it's just that the same thing pushing her body to hyper levels, is also pushing her other metabolic functions."}
+{"text":"When I post Rakoongrey's art, it gets deleted, but when someone else does, it's all good (check desuarchive). What the Hell jannies?"}
+{"text":"I've caught a few clips, but were there ever any where you could hear real liquid, splashing, or spatter? Only ones I've heard is where you can make out gurgling and some wet sounds as stuff comes up in her throat, but, beyond that, all you hear is her coughing."}
+{"text":"not sure if me or catbox, but less than half of these are loading"}
+{"text":"there should be more like this, this is great"}
+{"text":"and they said futa wasn't a slippery slope"}
+{"text":"Bro, if you're on /d/ it's already over, you will pick up a very strange fetish, futa is just the gateway."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the artist of this?"}
+{"text":"my contribution to the board, he will get bigger probably but i gotta go to bed"}
+{"text":"For monstergirls with dongs, girls with monsterdongs, and monstergirls with monsterdongs No NTR or MGE futa x female"}
+{"text":"I am lazy"}
+{"text":"I might sound weird, but imagine knocking her off of that position of power. Imagine her expression as she bleeds out in the ground, not having experienced that once in all those years. Like, wouldn't it be so fucking hot to just slice her cock open and let it bleed out or am I just weird."}
+{"text":"Futa cocks are sacred and should suffer no harm"}
+{"text":"This is my white whale no tg or tg adjacent stuff please."}
+{"text":"happy new year"}
+{"text":"uh, i guess i just wanted to share but as a fem anon, i love doing this to guys (kind of a fat neet,so haven't gotten laid much) at least done it a couple times, one was really into it, left him a lotta bites and stuff. Wish I could've done more with him, but he came out as a transfem a couple months later and that made it immediately not hot to me,since i hate sissy stuff paired with this. So yeah thanks OP, saving these"}
+{"text":"it is truly hard to find this stuff"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna say it. I'm sick to death of every hentai thing with monsters being rape based. Every time there's a new H-Anime with tentacles, it's 100% either going to be non-con from start to finish, or maybe a little mindbreak in the last 5 minutes. I haven't watched any of the new H-Anime since about 2016 and decided to get caught up with all of the tentacle stuff and holy shit, it's just more of the fucking same with very little variation in story or script or anything and i'm feeling almost disgusted with the industry. Can people link me some good Consensual Monster/Consentacle stuff? Especially any H-Anime that isn't Tentacle & Witches, because that's the only one i know of with that in it."}
+{"text":"No u"}
+{"text":"Will you use tentacles to help you fuck your girl?"}
+{"text":"Been a while, so let's start the new year right, year of the horse or whatever. Think of this as the sister to the Venus Thread. Similar to that thread, this is for milfy, sexually mature women with curvy, full figures, but in this one they have just a little bit extra between their legs. Futa on Venus welcome as well! Post it in here! Previous thread here: For our sister Venus thread:"}
+{"text":"Would lick her eggnog sauce"}
+{"text":"Where have you found the uncensored version?"}
+{"text":"Post pics/gifs of everyday items and events getting lewded. So like sprinklers being squirting girls or a phone or car girl getting banged by a charger or gas pump. Please no scat or pee or farts. No overly furry/antro characters would be nice too."}
+{"text":"Bump, we need more pics."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Anymore pics?"}
+{"text":"Thread for damsels in distress, bondage, peril, bad ends and game overs. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Lady-cop gets captured, tied up, stuffed in the trunk She's defiant, struggling furiously against her bindings, glares and angry \"mmphs\" But nobody pays her any mind Then someone loads a shovel into the trunk too She looks at it for a moment before realization dawns in her eyes But they slam the trunk shut before she can react Hours outside of town, out in the middle of nowhere, they finally come to a stop Open up the trunk She's terrified, struggling desperately against her bindings, tear-filled eyes and a muffled scream when the door's opened They closed the trunk on a defiant lady-cop, but now, after hours of stewing in the realization of what they're going to do with her, that's long gone Squirms away from their hands when they reach towards her, whimpering in fear Whimpers even louder when they pull out the shovel, frantically shaking her head Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you. Forgot to save this one."}
+{"text":"I think its the symbolism. The buildup, tension, and the sudden release of the explosion feels like a sexual climax. It's the idea of hopelessly, surrender, and the moment everything peaks at once."}
+{"text":"Girls ready to explode! Post anything you have—fembots self-destructing, girls who are literal bombs, girls wearing explosives, or anything involving girls and explosives."}
+{"text":"I remember seeing something similar on looney tunes"}
+{"text":"/Conj Conjoined twins thread"}
+{"text":"Interesting fetish idea I doodled something"}
+{"text":"I know this isn't the right board for it, but I honestly have no other ideas of how to do it, so please forgive me, and please forgive me killing a thread for that, but it's important to me. More than a decade ago, back in the skype era, I've met a dude here (or rather on the /d/ IRC that was running at the time) who went by the nickname of Esrever. He was a good friend, both to discuss /d/ shit, but we also talked a lot about military stuff, naval engineering, perspective weapons (he had a fetish for naval railguns and kinetics in general, and believed they were vastly superior to anything rocket-powered). I called him Assreaver once as a joke (because this is how his nickname read to me once) and I know he used it for a bit here and there. When discord arrived and I switched over, we lost contact, and I miss the guy. I wonder how he's doing. If you know him, know about him, or you are him, please contact me at secunduspublius@gmail.com. Sorry, again, for the kinda off-board thread. This is the only place that really connects us (hopefully) anymore. Pic is a sketch I drew a little while ago to keep it at least a bit board-relevant."}
+{"text":"is precum real? yes, i have consumed plenty of others and my own. unfortunately, I was cut after birth but I usually have no problem getting leaky while going through a session. im talking enough to slather all over my head and just gently rub it for some decent pleasure. I tend to enjoy the taste of precum more than cum"}
+{"text":"The SA80 seems like a neat rifle. idk much about weapons tech, but is there an advantage to rear loading instead of front loading like most rifle's magazines? did i just make a sexual reference?"}
+{"text":"precum I just considered it the pp's way of helping to lube to the vagene or anus before it goes to work on said hole. if nothing else, goddamn do I love the taste."}
+{"text":"The primary advantage to shoving your hot loads into the rifles pooper is that you can fit in extra barrel length while retaining the same overall length. This is good since a longer barrel makes the projectile spurt out the end faster, which assists in dumping hot and heavy loads on target. The disadvantage is that putting your hand back there to jerk off the rifle and get some fresh new loads is pretty awkward compared to doing it from the front end, the traditional place to jerk off. You need additional training for such stroking to become second nature, which despite this idea being heavily developed since like the 1970s the big reason why every military rifle doesn't work that way is that armies are still mostly made up of 19 year old grunts who probably shouldn't be trusted to drive, much less stroke themselves or their rifle off with proper technique. So why was I joking about the SA80 being a pile of trash? I have no clue how they fucked it up that badly man. It jammed all the time, and had so many more problems ontop of that. The British adopted it in the 80s but the first war they fought with it was the Gulf War which deserts in general tend to cause rifles great anxiety and distress. I think my favourite common malfunction was that the magazine would regularly drop off the back while on patrol, and with the pooper-centric design its kind of hard to notice, especially if you're not used to the rifle being put together backwards. This is not great if you need to shoot and don't know you just have the single round loaded in the chamber. The way designs like this work they did actually fix it, it's not a pile of hot garbage anymore and early versions of these designs often have way more problems than people think, but how the fuck did you manage to do that badly guys, seriously."}
+{"text":"The original SA80 was awful dogshit. Steel surface finish was garbage and would instantly rust, the plastics were both brittle and dissolved in alcohol, it never cycled properly, the mag release had no guarding and faced inwards so you would constantly drop the mag just moving around, the mags themselves would bend and fail to feed, its horribly off-balance, its super cumbersome, it couldn't be fired lefty or even converted to left handed without ejecting brass directly into your eyeball, absolutely zero redeeming factors and when they gave it to H&K to unfuck they basically threw everything into the bin and started again. As for bullpups in general, like other anon said you get more barrel length out of the same overall weapon length because the action is further back. The tradeoff is they're objectively worse by every single other metric. More cumbersome to reload, can't easily see inside the chamber while shouldered, basically non-existent length-of-pull adjustment, less rail space for accessories, closer to the shooter's ear so much louder, shitty triggers cause so many linkages, need gimmicks for left-handers cause the ejection port is where your face goes. They're good for vehicle crews who hardly shoot anyway because they fit through doors easier, but CQB claims are a cope because .300 blk from an 8 inch barrel into someone 10 feet away kills them."}
+{"text":"Year of the Hoers. Kemono list: rentry.org/omokemono2 Manga scene list: rentry.org/omogenmanga Omo/piss artists list: rentry.co/ha5itpki Omorashi AI models: under repair™ [New] Omorashi fiction: rentry.co/33zh8u58 previous thread: Male thread:"}
+{"text":"Who wants some Alisaie tea?"}
+{"text":"though i don't think the recipe is culinarian guild approved."}
+{"text":"We need one of these that ends in wetting please I beg you"}
+{"text":"post peak cute holding"}
+{"text":"Nah what we really need is a \"just made it\" variant, maybe with a label like \"designated pissing alleyway\" or something"}
+{"text":"succ"}
+{"text":"succ stone"}
+{"text":"unofficial Noel growth sequence from 53 hank"}
+{"text":"Women with big feet. Monster girls and futa allowed. Please use common sense and post feet that would be appealing and not deviant art of harpies or something. My own preference is long and slender with long toes thst can pick up things like pencils. Not really into wide comedic looking feet. Hard kink to be into. The best artists aren't tagging their work with feet tags. Fan art always deletes or shrinks the feet."}
+{"text":"Anyone have the metal skin version of this? Artist is tsukimaru."}
+{"text":"this is the way"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"You know the drill: post dudes with pussies. Masc, andro or fem, idc. FTM stuff allowed but not required. Leave the shitty trans discourse to /pol/ and /tttt/ I just wanna see guys with the superior genetalia Last bread:"}
+{"text":"Fucked up my spoiler and can't delete baka. Apology link."}
+{"text":"Wish there was a doujin with Hotaru being kidnapped for ransom and getting gang-raped and tortured to within an inch of her life"}
+{"text":"does anyone else like girls with huge clits? this is apparently extremely niche because 90% of what I find is just an intermediate step for futa transformation and most of the rest is cursed with censorship that makes it hard to even tell what you're looking at or poor anatomy."}
+{"text":"mfw someone responds i already feared that this might be the case... still thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Top quality, bravo sir"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"She's so embarrassed about her clit and my fascination with it"}
+{"text":"Body swap thread"}
+{"text":"Agree. it's disappointing he never does a part 2 to this story. Show us Crump dealing with the crazy shit of future story events as Tea, or how about a what if where he broke up with the team after Battlle City to become a Hooters Girl/Prostitute/Aquarium fucking worker. Something Anything new. Maybe, he just like seeing the body swapping process with Tea, but in that case why not take it slow for once, instead of the usual one page and it is done. I'll just end this with one positive note, and say his obsession with this swap did led to him making my favorite version of it after he has done it five times already."}
+{"text":"If only the crump can recruit other girls like Mai valentine and ichizu Ishtar to come to virtual world just to trick them and swap them with the big five"}
+{"text":"There's ways to getting them involved, like Crump asking Ishizu for help to carry Mai comatose body into one of the pods. That way they can make her dive into the Digital World and possibly help her get out of her coma."}
+{"text":"sauce? love perverts ruining a chick's life."}
+{"text":"got any art where the cum in new body either messes with their mind to like align their brain to new body, or make it perm?"}
+{"text":"Big Little Sister Edition- Previous Thread: For posting who are tall but not ridiculously big"}
+{"text":"God, I want a continuation of this where we see Sayo take him as her husband and bearing him a bunch of kids"}
+{"text":"Seconding. It feels like all of it is somewhat disjointed"}
+{"text":"It feels like all of it is somewhat disjointed tbf not sure panda/hitomi will help with that but it's just so inconvenient not to read them on a proper reader"}
+{"text":"No shortstack thread for ages? Also no AI"}
+{"text":"Reposting this because mods considered the pic I used loli, not shortstack. I've been working on some worldbuilding and I've got two races of shortstacks. Both are about three feet tall. One is more typical imps/yordles/gobbos, and the other is a race of plant-girls, and neither are genetically compatible with humans. The plants reproduce asexually, laying fruit like eggs, they enjoy being fucked, but it doesn't actually play a role in their reproduction. The imps I previously intended on having only 1 in 12 of them be born male, and they're all timy-dicked femboys. I only thought of the plants after the imps, and after giving it some thought I'm not entirely sure if I want to keep the male imps or just have them also reproduce asexually too. On one hand I made the males very feminine and rare because the point of their whole race is that they exist basically just to be fucked by human men, so getting rid of males entirely solves this problem, but on the other hand the only other shortstack race also reproduces asexually, and none of the others do."}
+{"text":"Futanari with extra big balls, now with a more board-appropriate picture."}
+{"text":"Is this a part of a set?"}
+{"text":"as the thread name suggests. futa with lotsa pubes, huge bush, hairy armpits... etc etc etc. no weird AI-like pube distribution, no AI in general (I can generate it myself), no dick cheese or other gross stuff. just regular old futas with hairy balls and pits!"}
+{"text":"Oh, my quirk is pregnancy-related time travel."}
+{"text":"OC"}
+{"text":"Kusahagane is a real enigma. Genuinely loves pregnancy and it shows with how good his preggos are, but he only draws once in a blue moon. I'm having a hard time picturing him as a mere art enthusiast."}
+{"text":"Huge hungry honeys habitually hoover humanoids"}
+{"text":"So when are we getting the Karbo megas back"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This game is too crap For us degens to fap"}
+{"text":"The Minimum Project is one of the larger ones I've seen in years. Threw the creator a few bucks even because I was impressed by it's scope. It is an RPGMaker game so I know that's an instant no for some, but I enjoyed my time with it. There's lots of girls to pick from and some have more content than others, but there is a ton there either way."}
+{"text":"You... You have them... I know you have them, give the precious to us"}
+{"text":"We haven't had one of these in awhile, so post anything implants; breast, ass, dick, balls, or anything related. Also of course bimbo content welcome"}
+{"text":"Yeah, that's what I'm most annoyed about because when we started she wasn't like that, like I'm talking the first maybe couple months before it started to settle in.5 years later I just know if we separate she's going to go back to being a huge slut and I'm just going to get real fucking annoyed even if I don't even ever look her up or anything? Just in the back of my mind I'll know lol. But honestly everything's been really fantastic so I can suck it up in factor of life for everything else I've gotten."}
+{"text":"Dying for more of these 'penal' implants"}
+{"text":"Do you have a few story examples?"}
+{"text":"No, unfortunately every time I like something I can never find any more of it. Same thing happened when I got into reality warp stuff, it's such an untapped market."}
+{"text":"try malpractice by leticia latex on sadpanda site starts out great for me and he also do dollification or something like that turn girls into blow-up dolls lol"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"anyone else been reading Dara san?"}
+{"text":"A good number of KemoFure are just a tail with a woman attached."}
+{"text":"link"}
+{"text":"THREAD GUIDELINES Artists • All artists welcome! • Drawfriends, don't hold back. If you like a request someone else already drew, feel free to draw your own take. • Please anchor your deliveries to make them easier to track. • Post a sample of your art when \"taking x requests\". • No AI requests/deliveries or discussion. Take them to the relevant threads. Requesters • Do not request drawings of real people. • Do not just post a link to your request from the previous thread. Re-state your request and repost your reference. You'll have to repost your full request after the thread 404s anyway, so please conserve post count. • Do not \"bump\", \"re-request\", \"second\", \"third\", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. • Be patient. Art takes time. • Not all requests will be filled. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This, but instead of a massage wand it's the dick sinking in the girl's chest and her heart is doing the massaging. I'll toss in Jacinthe, I like the thought of her dominantly taking a dick that deep."}
+{"text":"This looks like ass candle, bro"}
+{"text":"Requesting characters from the KOREAN MANGA \"I love Amy\" who ARE CANONICALLY OVER 18: Futa Amy Lee getting a suggestive selfie from Camilla like in the referenced image"}
+{"text":"Requesting Yukko and Ritsu from K-on as futas with balls, rubbing their small dicks together (frotting) and cumming."}
+{"text":"Creepy monster girls"}
+{"text":"Why can't we get some diregraf hentai?"}
+{"text":"We are so back!!"}
+{"text":"i think i got ban or something cus grok dosn t even respond to my requests even normal one s"}
+{"text":"Pls try make them a face like this"}
+{"text":"should be out where can I find it?"}
+{"text":"aside from grok which ai s can be use for this?m i gto my acont ban or something"}
+{"text":"Given as the anon behind the main omo thread continues to procrastinate on opening one for the girls/fags, it seems I am once again forced to take the matter into my own hands. Pissing & Omo art centered on Males, Futa, or MTF trans go here, Scat an low quality AI does not. Have fun."}
+{"text":"I just drank 2.5 liters of water in 2 minutes and started holding it, it's only been 5 minutes and im shaking like crazy, is this normal?"}
+{"text":"You sure you didn't have anything else to drink earlier?"}
+{"text":"The limit is 1 liter per hour. You might have broken something."}
+{"text":"I stopped shaking after 20ish min but it wasn't a good experience"}
+{"text":"Gatorade, has been the key in my experience. Just downing water makes my head hurt, but water in conjunction with gatorade or some kind of sports drink has given me good results. Just be careful for next time. I recently bought some new briefs so of course I feel compelled to \"break them in\" soon. I haven't had a good chance to do a hold in a while though, hopefully some day soon."}
+{"text":"Futa, AI and Centauroids allowed Previous"}
+{"text":"Found this and its overall idea and composition are extremely same/similar, so much so that I wonder if one artist just straight-up took their version from the other. I put these two side-by-side on the monitor and masturbated to both simultaneously, with the idea that quadrillions of years have passed between the two events and basically nothing about the physiology, psychology, or master/slave relationship between the two species has changed in any meaningful way. I gave myself half a stock writing this post."}
+{"text":"Tiny deer pp?"}
+{"text":"Retired War Centaur and her useless deerfailure of a wife."}
+{"text":"gen her with a big puffy asshole"}
+{"text":"same rules as last time: post pictures of women growing bigger that's it. how's this different than the main /size/ thread? sometimes it's more about the journey than the destination chum other things are allowed (like breast expansion, feet, ass, etc) if female giantess growth is the primary point of the image. no dudes no girls that look like dudes no AI sloppa Last thread:"}
+{"text":"The problem is, that the fat furry character instead of a proper human being makes it much harder to understand the technique"}
+{"text":"Just go look at Boob Camp or Abracadebra, then. Less fat, more tits and ass."}
+{"text":"my brain cannot comprehend 'woman fill frame more' if woman not subject I cannot draw inspiration from something unless it's exactly what I'm imagining Actually fucking brain dead."}
+{"text":"Jollyjack has done this for two decades while being 1) far more talented 2) able to make furry women hot"}
+{"text":"Sexy killing machines edition Previous thread: Please keep AI slop to a minimum, if that. Yes, we're aware of the irony."}
+{"text":"terrifies them beyond the capacity for rational thought. I understood that reference! rip spores, molds and fungus collector"}
+{"text":"Massive Mikus"}
+{"text":"Cute waifu who transforms into a sexy werewolf or a scary monster. +1 point for a slow transformation."}
+{"text":"i like the follow up trying to hold back laying eggs, but then poof she wants to lay them all. tfw never going to milk a girl who suddenly become part cow with huge tits and/or udders as well sad now"}
+{"text":"Yeah I like the alternative one of this where they end up just being an egg laying bimbo"}
+{"text":"A thread for people, especially girls, getting infected with parasites, typically of the mind/body controlling variety."}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"[Daraku Jiko Chousa Iinkai (Sch-mit)] Daraku Shitsumukan"}
+{"text":"No futa, AI or hyper muscle allowed! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Anything that shows living with /d/ sized proportions being a nightmare. Haven't seen the thread in a while, anyone got any office lady stuff? Lactation welcome Greentexts highly welcome"}
+{"text":"Could you add more details? For example Is her growth intentional? Does she like her size? What is the intended story length?"}
+{"text":"Her growth’s very much gradual. Unintentional, but a welcome side effect since she enjoys the honkers. She yearns to make milk of her own but despite doing literally everything you can think of, not a single droplet has spilled from her. Lengthwise, it’ll be a lot. The idea though is she’s a very talented person, despite her looks, but uses every opportunity to drink milk. Not much interest in anything other than the easiest way to break into a dairy factory and guzzling as much milk as she can before she gets caught She does love goth fashion though, and has a blast accessorizing and making herself look appealing. Not for the attention, but just because she likes to look like a busty queen of milk."}
+{"text":"last: In the future, most females have most of their limbs removed shortly after birth; a few are selected to keep their limbs in order to help with mundane tasks, and to help their fuckers. Depending on the father's inclination, some males also receive amputation. It varies from father to father. In order to care for their charges, the men are all strong, muscular, and masculine. They work together and swap their younger slaves out with each other at communal orgies, both to build trust with each other, and also to enjoy the various pieces of available fuckmeat."}
+{"text":"All my worldly possessions and a leg."}
+{"text":"Mother and Daughter Oyakodon combo meal. Last thread Authors been practicing a lot of Elf on Elf poses lately, maybe after the author is finished coloring the last chapter, we could possibly get a chapter that isn't just Yuri x (whatever elfs turn it is)."}
+{"text":"I just want Funou to be retardedly huge and erect... is that so wrong? I just want her to grow bigger and bigger until she becomes a fertility goddess... is that so bad? Best girl deserves all the chapters she gets plus more. Its a shame the filesize is 4MB. Every panel with Funou is her best panel."}
+{"text":"Her dick alone takes up about 3.5 megabytes... Then the remaining .5 is split between her right testicle and her left. It must be hard for Funou, every step she takes creates a tug on her fat nuts due to that bitch gravity... Quadrillions upon Quadrillions of little siblings for Umanami swimming around in there... those puppies are working overtime all the time. What a potent set of big balls."}
+{"text":"Uma without a horsedick Mistake or what-if scenario?"}
+{"text":"just imagine the unsheathed part is in the boobs since funous rack is so massive"}
+{"text":"It's been too long Previous thread Post one eyed cuties, beauties and handsomes!"}
+{"text":"Noice, source?"}
+{"text":"I now want to see them getting fucked like women. Let's see whether I can find some."}
+{"text":"We're a couple of subversion away from reinventing straight smut"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"I resent the fact that I was never willing to warp and transform my body to serve other men when I was younger and now feel pressured to make the most of the time I have left. I'm overexerting myself and taking way too many risks just to feel like I became what I always wanted to be. I'm finally an object for male pleasure and satisfaction, but I'm so tired."}
+{"text":"Letting your fetishes control your life isn't a healthy way to live."}
+{"text":"Pace yourself. There are many guys, including myself, who don't mind a smidge of androgeny in our shemales. The more tastefully blended while still leaning female, the better. That said, passing and being attractive are both very important to living a life that doesn't make you miserable. So If you're not passing or attractive, then definitely don't overdo it."}
+{"text":"Its the year of the horse, post ponygirls"}
+{"text":"Putting as little presure on her feet for as little as possible If it could lead her to put all pressure on her toes then it would have a nice intended effect. Could it inflate a corset as well ?"}
+{"text":"I actually made a mule-kick animation to go with it a couple days ago, lol. I’m playing around with making a ponygirl game, and demolishing things with kicks will be key to it. Sure, it could inflate a corset. But I’m against it being one-way inflation like so many comments in other places asked for. It’s a closed loop of air. So, again, idling too long could inflate a corset to make it uncomfortably tight, or enforce better posture."}
+{"text":"to make it uncomfortably tight I was thinking more on the breath control aspect. Barely any ponygirl content gives focus on air restriction as part of their outfit."}
+{"text":"There's always some aspect or partialization of ponygirl content that is either lacking, not gone into depth with, or simply not discussed. We might as well hash out what we think is overlooked in the ponygirl fandom Body-Mod: Musclutare Horse are inherently buff, and if a Pony is to be paraded about she should look the part. Not sure how to turn \"getting buff\" into humiliation though. \"Oh, your thighs are so thick with muscle now they rub against each other. Your pecs are so large they're pushing your horse-tits out so far.\""}
+{"text":"I helped my wife gain over 170 pounds over the course of our relationship and she helped me gain 70. Mutual gaining rules."}
+{"text":"they said I could do anything with my life and be anything so I chose to be round based dream achiever"}
+{"text":"Tell me more, how did you pull it off?"}
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+{"text":"requesting cumdrips coming down her arsechecks like a creampie just happened"}
+{"text":"Can someone edit the vibrator from the bed into the top girl’s hand so that it touches the bulge in the bottom’s neck? Example anchored to this post"}
+{"text":"Something like this"}
+{"text":"Requesting a cock vore edit of this fairy with outlines of people visibly squirming inside her shaft and balls."}
+{"text":"Illustration of women showing their body hair, it can be simply hairy armpits, or go further."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Nvidia: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-NVidia-GPUs AMD: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-AMD-GPUs Cloud: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Online-Services Optimizations: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Optimizations Extensions: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Extensions Custom Scripts: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Custom-Scripts WebUI Forge: github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge RESOURCES Wiki: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki Holara: holara.ai/ Training: github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts | rentry.org/59xed3 Tags: danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_groups Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Pregloli seggs of Kanna, Lana, Becky, or any loli of your choice. Catbox it obviously"}
+{"text":"I did things my way."}
+{"text":"this is wonderful! many thanks!"}
+{"text":"How do you achieve this level of amputation? I'm using Quadruple_amputee/4_missing_limbs but it never manages to fully remove the whole limb."}
+{"text":"gotta need loras for that, but they aren't hard to find on civitai."}
+{"text":"Post flabby, saggy tits. Bigger is better, but the sagginess is the most important. Only female is welcome. Bonus points if they're embarrassed about how deflated their tits are. (Yes, this is a lazy rewrite.)"}
+{"text":"Oh I love some sag!"}
+{"text":"is there some monstergirl lore justification or is she just like that?"}
+{"text":"Or just non-trivial machines operating inside wombs, as in more complex than just a vibrator. I'm having trouble finding any examples of this fetish aside from this set and that vexes me because it seems like an intuitive thing to come up with."}
+{"text":"do you have the name of this image set? I had it years ago and haven't been able to find it in forever. Tried reverse image searching and the only site that lead to the right images had the link behind a paywall"}
+{"text":"Yeah one thing I was hoping for when making the thread was seeing if anyone's done it without focusing on the pain aspect. The idea of having a lil robot in me like that just gently wiggling around makes my heart flutter. Kind of surprised more isnt done with the idea of womb insertions along these lines. Like inserting larger and larger egg or baby shaped objects like a stainless steel baby at rhe size of 9 months. Or one made of silicone that would be soft. It seems like the kink is either natural pregnancy, cum/water inflation, or just ramming a dildo or similar in there. With the third, the kink is causing pain and suffering, not the idea of a protruding belly. Also dont know why there isnt something with a drug that causes the uterus to fill with fluid as it would during a normal pregnancy, just without the baby. Like a douj where elf prostitutes take it as a form of birth control and to make clients pay extra to have sex with what they assume is a pregnant elf. As perverted as japan is, im surprised they have not stumbled apon perpetual pregancy without birth or baby. Or artifical pregancy. Or large unpainful uterus insertion. Or maybe they have and no one has scanned ir"}
+{"text":"Girls getting BTFO or in peril. No guro, spilt entrails, decapitation, etc. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Imagining her passed out face down ass up"}
+{"text":"No AI, futa or male The milk thread Previous"}
+{"text":"Slender women with giant floppy tits"}
+{"text":"For those that couldn't do the math, or even be bothered, she came at least 15 times, but less than 20."}
+{"text":"Heavily pregnant bellies. Overdue with octuplets, bellies. Bonus points for large floppy breasts. Futa and AI allowed if it is good. Post a single image of AI with a link to the gallery. Dont flood the thread with AI. No hyper. No inflation. Bellies need to interact with gravity. No incoherent rants about artists, commissions, the state of pregnancy as art or kink. All such posts will be considered trolling and reported."}
+{"text":"Need MUCH more like this. Actual perfect representation of the \"heavily pregnant\""}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Alrighty, let's bring out some gals, futas and femboys who don't have their noggin attached to their necks."}
+{"text":"Who's your favorite headless waifu?"}
+{"text":"Title says it all. Post all sorts of sex toy TF arts here, and feel free to share writings and scribbles of your own. Previous thread burst like an onahole rocketing off a dick like a firework:"}
+{"text":"Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!"}
+{"text":"Stfu retard"}
+{"text":"My favourite part is her hair falling off. We straight up see her lose the only thing that made her possible to recognize. But i think that the best part is that unlike some TFs her mind seems to be unaffected, even if she is being controlled. As for Reimu...."}
+{"text":"Even as a sex doll, Reimu is unstoppable. Jury's still out on her being able to turn back, though. I love how she's not even being mean here. \"I don't want to talk with you\" is hardly \"ew, gross, get away from me you freak\" or usual mean girl talk. But she still just gets transformed anyway."}
+{"text":"Post dicks that are darker than the rest of the skin tone"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to Futas showing off their insurmountable penile superiority over men. Any content is allowed, as long as the futa is bigger than the male. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Yes, obviously. It's a futadom fetish and the dom typically penetrates."}
+{"text":"Of course the futa has to be bigger, she can't do docking with me without it."}
+{"text":"Man on planet"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to futas producing absurd amounts of cum. Hyper or non hyper are both fine as long as there's semen everywhere."}
+{"text":"Previous thread 404'd lmao Nvidia: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-NVidia-GPUs AMD: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Install-and-Run-on-AMD-GPUs Cloud: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Online-Services Optimizations: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Optimizations Extensions: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Extensions Custom Scripts: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki/Custom-Scripts WebUI Forge: github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge RESOURCES Wiki: github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui/wiki Holara: holara.ai/ Training: github.com/derrian-distro/LoRA_Easy_Training_Scripts | rentry.org/59xed3 Tags: danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/tag_groups Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Life has many doors, yes?"}
+{"text":"She's pissed because was told you'd be a challenge but she's already mindbroken two men bigger and stronger than you today."}
+{"text":"Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Very nice, thanks a lot!"}
+{"text":"\"Something went wrong\"'d Chub has a limit per day, if you want more than like 20 prompts you have to fork out. If you want free uncensored degeneracy, download cards from Chub and reupload them to Yodayo, Joyland or Spicychat or somewhere instead. Yodayo's prob the most explicit, where as Joyland and others will say \"her slick heat\" instead of \"her wet cunt\""}
+{"text":"Back in the day (like 2-3 years ago) i used to corrupt popular characters on character.ai into voring/unbirthing my character. Trying out workarounds and gaslighting techniques was part of the fun. Anybody else did stuff like that?"}
+{"text":"SpicyChat is garbage. I used to use it, had some petty good times too. I think it was my first site of choice after I moved on from Yodayo. But as I started getting more familiar with chatbots and using other sites, I realized that not only is Spicy's free model very poor, but the botmakers there are bad even compared to the poor quality of the average botmaker."}
+{"text":"I have it in my preset that characters will randomly need to piss in chats, regardless of the type of bot."}
+{"text":"JanitorAi's model was reasonably easy to get to do certain extra things, partly with commands for narration in brackets and partly with just throwing things into the chat memory."}
+{"text":"post and discuss. welcome back sad anons"}
+{"text":"If I was to time travel back to school-aged me I am sure he'd be a bit surprised i'm still alive. A little bit disappointed I didn't then start to live life, but I know what he'd be absolutely horrified by. That he would miss the part of school where he got to see a human being every day. To be able to look right at humanity, to have daily interactions instead of months upon months of isolation. I was always a bit of a introvert, I'm not sure you can live this way and not kill yourself if you don't have that inside of you somewhere, but not a single person is meant for this. Anon from snow america here. At least that meant I got disability, I probably wouldn't have south of the border. It is half of minimum wage, which already isn't enough to live on. You only \"survive\" off the charity of family members. After the second world war there was the anti-deutsche movement that held that the atrocities were because of something innate in German culture. Deep inside my heart I know that mass murder being done solely for economic reasons is far worse than any ideological reasons. It is Anglos that this is actually true for. We live in the result of successfully depopulating a entire continent, the Germans were not successful for a reason. Having grown up in what is supposed to be the core of this culture in well-off suburbs I am fully convinced that this is the most criminal culture to ever exist."}
+{"text":"After the second world war there was the anti-deutsche movement that held that the atrocities were because of something innate in German culture. Deep inside my heart I know that mass murder being done solely for economic reasons is far worse than any ideological reasons. It is Anglos that this is actually true for. We live in the result of successfully depopulating a entire continent, the Germans were not successful for a reason. Having grown up in what is supposed to be the core of this culture in well-off suburbs I am fully convinced that this is the most criminal culture to ever exist. Germany made a few mistakes: Hitler idolized fictional cowboys and a lot of his military and political ideals came from that. He had this john Wayne shoot from the hip concept of war. The bkitzkreig was officers trying to make that \"ride into town all guns blazing\" idea work. Luckily they had radios which made up for any short comings of going in all guns blazing. (Though not so lucky for France) Going to war on multiple fronts. This was obvious to his generals. Not so obvious to hitlers cowboy sensibilities where cowboys fought and won against multiple tribes and bandits all the time. Trying to conquer the frontier of other white people. Germany tried very hard to paint the people of conquered lands as savages but it wasnt as successful as what the US and Canada did to slaves and Indians. Ultimately there just wasnt a large enough physical and cultural disparity. As for us building a hell for ourselves, maybe. Sometimes I wonder if we made this purposely because as weirdos and dorks, we dont like most people and they don't like us. We like being skilled labor in cities because we're left alone and have a little money and do some hobbies with friends. We dont want to be in a small town where half the things we like are treated as evil."}
+{"text":"Cont At some point though, the system we built was stolen by dark triad men and neurotypicals. The systems of laws we created subverted or ignored. Our science discarded. Our economics and accounting cheated and gamed."}
+{"text":"As for us building a hell for ourselves, maybe. Sometimes I wonder if we made this purposely because as weirdos and dorks, we dont like most people and they don't like us. We like being skilled labor in cities because we're left alone and have a little money and do some hobbies with friends. We dont want to be in a small town where half the things we like are treated as evil. One of the funniest things about nerds that push for returning to the old ways, family values, christian nationalismz anti degeneracy, etc is that it all predicated on them being on top when the system changes back. And most of them won't be. Those old social systems depend on the same shit high school social hiarchies depended on: charisma, appearance, family ties, etc. If these people got what they wanted they would still be unhappy because they are annoying losers. The buff cool guy got the girl 1000 years ago. He gets them now. The guy spurging out over rules and ethics and degenerates gets pushed into the dirt"}
+{"text":"Talking about WW2 alternate history for sure makes you not a neurotypical. I wonder how different the world would have been if they didn't accidentally stumble upon a armoured doctrine that works way better than all the others. Their tanks were not that good in 1940, it was literally just having a radio in every vic combined with officer initiative that did it, and getting slogged down in France like most people probably expected would have likely led to a coup by the older military aristocracy who only went along with putting a Austrian dude who isn't even a noble in charge since they thought they could work with him against communism. nerds push for returning to the old ways My gamer the more you learn about the nazis the more you understand the top dudes were all fucking degenerate nerds and this might be why they lost so hard they were the fifth most powerful Germany left on the planet by the time they were done. I think a lot of those dudes just see aesthetic and thinks that'll make them happy. All those evil looking uniforms and black longcoats is largely a fashion show but for men. Like I get it, it looks cool as shit, makes you feel more powerful, but so much of this far right ideology is born of the same patterns of thinking you'd see on a modern day incel board. If only the strong survive and you need to kill them first before they do the same to you then how exactly is that going for you right now? How do you think you'll do building a society that is supposed to see that not only as a historical truth but a moral stance to live by? Ultimately hurting other people won't make you feel better and more powerful over your own misery. It sure didn't work out for the big H himself."}
+{"text":"An altered sense in what is considered normal. Affecting only one or two people's mind doesn't count; everyone in the setting must accept it as normal. The main character is allowed to acknowledge the strangeness, but it's even better if they indulge!"}
+{"text":"randomly saw this in the catalog and got my hopes up but didnt happen to find it here so i may as well ask theres this doujin, read it like 7-8 years ago at least, about a group of guys discussing scenarios like this, and then them playing out respectively. stuff like a world where having sex with a girl is saying hello as a greeting, and i believe i distinctly remember a cop lady getting fucked when she needed to inspect something, tho i havent been successful in finding it skimming through hundreds of policewoman doujins"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure. But now that you mention it I might as well contribute to the thread. There's a doujin called NPC Kan Mod 1 and 2 that's pretty good. It follows a protag who is playing a futuristic deep dive VR game that is heavily inspired by Skyrim and straight ripped off mostly in the best way. The protag just goes around using mods to turn chicks inti hookers or alter their bodies and using modded sliders and stuff. It's great, warning though there is loli (based) in a lot of it too but it's good. I wish I could find more reality warping comics in general, there was one where a guy used an app to change a modest honor student into a gyaru whore that was okay. I like it when they use magic phone app's for this stuff. Finding h-games like that in particular is difficult too."}
+{"text":"Is that the one where his loli companion is always naked and (iirc) gets raped by bandits?"}
+{"text":"Yes. My favorite part is the second one where he helps an orphanage with money problems and turns the kindly motherly woman who runs it into a hooker who pimps out the orphans."}
+{"text":"\"Now you're thinking with portals\" Edition"}
+{"text":"I’m gonna need the source for this one sir"}
+{"text":"Why is giantess stuff so badly tagged / archived? It's a nightmare to find loli giantess/shrink content anywhere"}
+{"text":"Thread Question: How different are Masters compared to slaves in your world? Do Masters have superior stats (stronger, smarter, plain better) compared to slaves or they are the same just protected by laws to be Masters? As a master do you prioritize strength, intelligence or social skills to manage your slaves? What is your daily life like in your world? Classic World Building Questions: 1) What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? 2) What's the main supply of slaves? 3) In case of mass enslavement, how are new slaves kept and trained to ensure they won't rebel or disrupt the society? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thread is past the post limit of 300, we need a new one. Where's that thread slave"}
+{"text":"Literally."}
+{"text":"One of the rewards I'd give my slaves, especially the ones that rise up high enough in the hierarchy that they're doing work which requires them to sit at a desk, would be having the key to their chastity cage (and a permission to take it off for so many hours a day) and having a slave under the desk they will be allowed to get blowjobs from (just having your dick unlocked doesn't give you permission to use it and slaves which wish to climb ranks are expected to minimize their unlock time). The slave would be an obedient one who would believe, due to the blindfold, ear and nose plug (or maybe a gimp mask) that she is sucking me off, regardless of who she is actually sucking off. But, in case the slave displeases me, in some minor way, like not meeting quotas, overstaying the unlock time, offending me in a minor way, etc, I have a fun punishment planned. The under the desk slave will be replaced by a close family member, covered in whip marks, while a camera will record the action under the desk, with instructions that unless a (very high) number of throatpies are made, the punishment for the underperforming slave will worsen."}
+{"text":"Yes master, here it is master! Please let me suck your dick and drink your seed, then plow my lowly slave boipussy!"}
+{"text":"Forgive this lowly mess of a slave who forgot the link"}
+{"text":"Ugly embarassing demeaning tfs"}
+{"text":"Oh snap you drew that?"}
+{"text":"Blatant samefag sybau"}
+{"text":"Nah was just eager in case it was. I like that artist's funky TF work a lot."}
+{"text":"nose TFs It's Son of the mask, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"Not letting it die again edition Previous: Pretty much everything related to size stuff with female booties welcome, buttcrush/smothering, anal vore, and yes, farts. Non-fart complainers get shoved into the nearest male size/vore or futa thread. Any pics with scat must have the scat censored or link to the pic on an external site. This is a board rule, not something the OPs are arbitrarily coming up with btw."}
+{"text":"Anyone have that series of images where the giantess sits on top of some sort of city-bunker that was clearly designed to be giantess proof. She farts and it blasts a hole in the structure and you can see the fart spread throughout all the tiny rooms until everyone is dead.?"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"Looking for more like this"}
+{"text":"live, damn it"}
+{"text":"The world needs more femboys with big doughy tummies. No blobs, preferably no AI"}
+{"text":"hiiii i’m a fat femboy willing to send n stuff im a lil young for some people but hmu on discord!!! : tekdek0981"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"Kentucky Fried Edition"}
+{"text":"be a pretty princess!"}
+{"text":"I love them. I love drawing them. How popular/unpopular are they on /d/? Please post them if you have them. Also feel free to give me requests to draw them. The more disgusting the better."}
+{"text":"I would really enjoy seeing her suspended over a pit of them as they search for openings"}
+{"text":"What's with the text?"}
+{"text":"This is a very interesting fetish, what got you into parasites, anon? Are you a biologist perhaps?"}
+{"text":"Or CFNM for short. Post guys being nude in front of clothed women"}
+{"text":"The KuneKune ones are so good. Love how it starts with the guys teasing the girls about how they'll see them exposed, but then the tables turn on them and the guys end up humiliated in front of the girls while they get to be smug about the whole situation. It does such a good job showing what the girls are thinking too, and it's great how even the female teacher prolongs their embarrassment when they stand in front of her."}
+{"text":"The KuneKune ones are so good. He's the best. It does such a good job showing what the girls are thinking This is the most important aspect of CFNM, it's not enough that the girl should see the whole internalization of it and her words reinforcing what she's seen makes it even hotter and it's great how even the female teacher prolongs their embarrassment The best part, I love how the other teacher tells them not to cover up and she gets to just sit in front of them and look them over from top to bottom taking everything in comparing them to each other making jokes to herself I literally always nut at that part god I wish I was one of the boys."}
+{"text":"why was the image deleted?"}
+{"text":"Thread for traps, sissies, femboys being dominated or emasculated by a man while a woman watches, encourages, or gets fucked alongside them"}
+{"text":"this guy is nice, although I'd prefer if he did more femboy on femboy than ugly bastards on femboys"}
+{"text":"femboy on femboy GAYYY"}
+{"text":"I prefer femboy on femboy over most pairings but if that's too gay for people I think the other guy should at least be a genuinely attractive masculine guy that isn't the dead center of the shot over a fat ugly bastard or hulking nog ape I get that the debasement and disgust is the point for some people but I legit don't get how someone can be jerking off and see a brown shrek named DeQuan and keep going, that's like if john goodman became a blackface pornstar"}
+{"text":"Male pred, Futa pred, micro/macro... etc, post cock vore"}
+{"text":"that's too bad, guess I can't enjoy it then... :/"}
+{"text":"my question still stands."}
+{"text":"Anyone got any pics, sequences, or stories where the cockvore and digestions is followed up with sex with another person, preferrably knocking them up?"}
+{"text":"common closet case cope."}
+{"text":"Pictures about heroines being defeated and stopped from saving the world as intended thru pleasure and lust Or finding their new lives working / serving the ones they were supposed to destroy. Sex Slavery, Corruption, Assimilation, etc. Prev Thread"}
+{"text":"Man this one is so good. Her eyes get me every time. Loses some of what what makes this kink work, I wouldn’t want all of them like this, but…man. So fucking hot. Great before shot too. Pardon the thumbnail."}
+{"text":"where titty"}
+{"text":"Man I love these things."}
+{"text":"I love that series so much. Endless corruption scenarios and well-drawn, too. Shame the translation is MTL tier"}
+{"text":"A thread for discreet and hidden public play (because I legitimately couldn't find one), involving toys and hidden bondage and whatnot. Also includes being exposed but hidden behind a wall, the cover of darkness, an unbuttoned jacket, or otherwise. Bonus points for the simple vibrator under clothing, preferably if the vibrator isn't openly exposed - I've seen enough of \"whole ass dildo sticking out of the panties\"."}
+{"text":"a little too discreet maybe, but this is one of the few I have saved so I hope it helps"}
+{"text":"specifically femboys that look like early transitioners or estrogenized. not sure what happened to the OG threads, but whatever"}
+{"text":"Please kill yourself."}
+{"text":"collaborative conversation regarding improvements Pay me or I pollute You really can improve your reading comprehension skills, it might be fun. I'm trying to ask for help for to how I could ungarbage the slop, within the criteria I already mentioned? You can bake the next thread with whatever rules you have time to bake for, but if you disallow botslop art you will get a lot less art, or worse, people who spam illustrated botslop fecal poop like in /trash/. unsupported"}
+{"text":"if you disallow botslop art you will get a lot less art That's the standard for almost every thread on this board, and it's implicitly assumed unless stated otherwise. Fuck off."}
+{"text":"I just turn on hide stubs, hide recursively. Simple as."}
+{"text":"That's the standard for almost every thread on this board, you might have a lot of stuff filtered on /d/ since on my catalog page at least 25% of the threads have or allow artists who use bots. and it's implicitly assumed unless stated otherwise. by who? Fuck off. denied Just to stress a point, you should notice I stopped posting images since I'm genuinely trying to find out if you're just annoyed with me and trolling, or there's something I can actually improve artwise. Could be ok but where's his foreskin?"}
+{"text":"Fell from Heaven by eating too much ITT: fat, slobby women. Bonus points if they're slobby NEETs Previous:"}
+{"text":"Unable to exercise themselves properly due to superhuman strength. Superhuman durability and stamina only makes it harder to burn fat during exercise. So it builds up faster and faster. Superhuman strength and physique allows their bodies to handle the >1 ton weight, and the extraordinary physical demands put on the body being that size. Strong enough to lift themselves, or even fly, but limited by their sheer volume, dimensions, and the normal consequences of extreme obesity. When you think about it, the natural end point for a Superheroine is as a clumsy, unwashed ball of fat."}
+{"text":"As the title suggests, this is a thread for posting your custom made futanari captions. Requests are welcome, no ai please. I encourage characterization heavy caps."}
+{"text":"Would."}
+{"text":"Continued from"}
+{"text":"what does belly button taste like"}
+{"text":"Anime girl belly buttons taste like sugar and ice cream, I can't speak for 3dpd."}
+{"text":"It's official. We're in a drought of navel content. All the good shit is stuck on Patreon and Fanbox. Threads are dying. AIslop has taken over Pixiv. We are fucked."}
+{"text":"I unironically miss BravoJohnny, at least he was actively trying."}
+{"text":"Tickle tickle~~~~"}
+{"text":"love this artist, normally not a fan of \"mechanical tickling\" but he makes it hot"}
+{"text":"Wish there was more tickling presented as real torture and/or combined with rape"}
+{"text":"Read a Muriyari Egao doujin, they have what you're looking for"}
+{"text":"guess women without visible genitalia are okay too please make it violent. give these dumb trannies what they deserve!!"}
+{"text":"please you don't understand how much i need this..."}
+{"text":"For how often I fantasize about sensually beating the shit out of a cute twink I seem to have very little art of that saved"}
+{"text":"you on the left"}
+{"text":"Not sure if there's an existing tag for this, but women/futa/femboys left alone after getting gangbanged. Covered in cum, body writing, bruised, fucked stupid, pissed on, etc. Ideally on a pile of trash in an alley or tied up to a urinal or in some other degrading situation No snuff or guro, of course."}
+{"text":"\"aftermath\""}
+{"text":"Venus Thread - No fatties or hags edition. No massive guts. A handful of bulge right at the abdomen signaling a previous pregnancy is fine. No women that look over 50. No massive piles of body hair that look like a hormonal problem. No hyper ass or hips. Only youthful adult women of the Venus type."}
+{"text":"Any good tags to find more?"}
+{"text":"Any good tags to find more? Usually just love for huge ass or huge breasts. Then find an artist who mostly draws in this style."}
+{"text":"bump4interest"}
+{"text":"ah, thank you. sorry; i was actually super scared to even check the thread after i saw i got a (You), cause i thought it'd be mean, especially since i quit making unprovoked captions some six (6) weeks ago by now, and have yet to prove i can even make a caption when i get the request i begged for for so long. i am only now reading your reply, when we're three (3) threads away from being archived, because i was scared to delay it any further in the end, idk if i can do it, though. it's been a full week since i made that post, but i haven't even looked for a gen for it yet. all my time since i quit unprovoked captions have been going into this mobile rhythm game i started playing around that time (everyone calls it the weeb name [\"project sekai\"], but the english name is \"hatsune miku: colourful stage\"), especially since i try to minmax both the EN and jp versions of the game (which i procrastinated about even learning how to install). i'm literally typing this while still wearing the \"finger sleeves\" i got exclusively to play it better (it helps so much, but i wish they were easier to put on...) alright, i reformatted this paragraph a lot from kinda having an existential crisis about what porn means to me again, but i think the conclusion i've drawn (for now?) is that in my porn addiction, i only see women as a means to turn on a guy, which is why porn is hot to me. sounds dumb, since objectifying women is the entire point of porn, so it's self-evident. but putting it into words, i think it'll be good for me to try to deliver on your request after all, as an exercise in being confident in what i'm into (again... x2). until now i was convinced that my porn addiction led me to only liking taboo, and since the guy shoulders the burden of such, that i only liked hating the guy. that is still kinda true, but that is only even possible due to the precedent of objectifying women, so such must be the actual basis from which i extrapolate in porn. /blog"}
+{"text":"thanks, but this thread has been embarrassing, for me, ever since i quit unprovoked captions (my last one being here ). i don't think making a third thread (one after this one) will be a good idea (not that you suggested such, but still). this thread is kinda just my shame i should probably do away with before autosage, even"}
+{"text":"ok, two (2) threads just got archived in the past hour, so i'm shamefully bumping the thread from p10 again but you can just consider me retired from caption-making. sorry. i started typing the explanation for it- even though i stated the context for it all already- but got distracted partway then just deleted it i'll just try to record the amended tutorial in the OP i can and probably sage the post when i post it so the thread can get archived sooner"}
+{"text":"i get the reference"}
+{"text":"Good. Because I didn't."}
+{"text":"Post women teasing men about their penis size"}
+{"text":"Update: we bought a few dildos (along with a strap on harness), with the idea that we're gonna use them on both of us. Most of them are smaller than me, but the largest one is almost 2 inches longer than me, though thinner. We'll see how it goes."}
+{"text":"Just spent hours modding skyrim just to realize I can't get hard if there's no small pp content, It's just over atp"}
+{"text":"I was actually thinking about how exactly hard it would be to make a SPH submod for Skyrim a bit back. I'm not sure if any of the dick mods even have a unified way of tracking size that could be read by it. Probably easier to just make a mod that assumes it by default, and alters interactions if your naked at the start, or just before sex. I have no idea if any of the LLM integration mods work with the sex mods either. That would be the easiest, since you could just edit the prompt that the LLM gets for the player to say he has a freakishly small penis. Of the Loverslab mods, I think the Starbound one would be the easiest to make SPH, though you'd have to modify some sprites for the full experience."}
+{"text":"Elaborate"}
+{"text":"My fiance saw a picture of another guy's dick last night and immediately wrote \"Jeez he’s kind of hung\". I immediately felt something both arousing and crushing."}
+{"text":"Drawing single images is not for me. I need storytelling. So in this thread let's make a story together. I'm giving you first page. Let's take it from here. Post your ideas for what happens next. It works the best when the requests don't go too far in time, just a panel or two works best, so that the story is always live and dynamic. Let's have fun!"}
+{"text":"we need to see her pussy outlines on the panties"}
+{"text":"Hope you've got more planned!"}
+{"text":"It's lifting her out? Guess she gets a taste of fresh air before it drags her down?"}
+{"text":"so nice of the tentacle to give her some fresh air"}
+{"text":"What is it called when someone is fully clothed except for their genitals and/or breasts? post anything related: women, femboys, futanari etc."}
+{"text":"they are almost fully naked here, complitely misses the point this two are on spot pretty good, but damn, I wifh they were wearing pants. I think the very specific thing that turns me on in this so much is that no amount of clothes can hide the most embarassing parts because the clothes itsel made to expose them. thus perfect image would probably be a fully clothed female/futa wearing regular or tight clothes with careful holes (that don't look like they're ruptured) for genitals Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Images or videos only of this positions"}
+{"text":"this thread wont die on me"}
+{"text":"Not a futa"}
+{"text":"I'd love to be forced to suck dick like this"}
+{"text":"any ideas for thread theme or themed questions for next thread? ayahuasca lust demons What does drug culture look like in the patriarchy? ESL Sperglord Edition Who's reading way, way too much into a comment and making overly personal posts directed at the wrong person today? Stitches for Bitches Male / Female fashion in the Patriarchy? Oddly Specific, Very Autistic World Building Edition What does the patriarchy look like in your head and how autistic do you have to be to map out 5000 years of history to the scale of an entire planet but never, not once, in your entire life ask a woman out? Heart of Darkness, but Sexy Patriarchy as a lifestyle fetish, patriarchy as a casual outlet. How many people here would happily go all the way and make it a full time lifestyle if they had the liberty to do so- legally and / or socially. How at peace with your own lust are you and what rabbit holes does that lead down? Do you love women as people or objects? Or both? Sperg-ass revolutionary politics edition What's keeping the patriarchy in your brain and not in reality? What's stopping the vanguard of your (insert retarded political theory here) revolution from happening?"}
+{"text":"Might as well start the new thread now"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"The brainwashing and/or transformation of a person into the stereotypical housewife and servant."}
+{"text":"That image unfortunately reminded me that Brie Larson is gonna be playing Rosalina in the Galaxy movie. So I made this. Hope that bitch sees it and hates it."}
+{"text":"Is Brie Larson still on a bunch of weird opinions and feminism and stuff? I don't care what she thinks, I just don't want to see Rosy turned into a character that just checks off political boxes. Rosalina is too good for dumb things like that"}
+{"text":"In a recent interview, she tried her hardest to act like her outspoken hatred of men was never a big deal. As for Rosalina in the movie, a lot of people already disliked how Peach was turned into a girlboss in the first movie and now trailers suggest that more of the same is coming for both princesses. I don't think Peach's characterization would've bothered me at all if the actress playing her had sounded anything like Peach. They clearly don't care about that with Rosalina either."}
+{"text":"Hollywood always has to take liberties, they can't help themselves but fuck with an IP. I'm just hoping that Nintendo is controlling enough that they don't let portrayal of their characters get too far out of hand. Some fuckery is anticipated, like how Rosalina isn't the big space lady that she's supposed to be. She looks to be average height. I wanted my big space lady, I NEED my big space mommy.... Oh well, the fan art and Instagram cosplays will sustain me"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the movies' character scaling feels closer to MarioKart than any other games. She'll probably be the same height as Peach so they can easily girlboss together."}
+{"text":"A Demonic Gender Bender Tale Spin Off! edition. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I've been craving some sort of \"forced into porn/hentai\" story but outside of a few abandoned short stories or in \"cyoa\" type things I haven't seen anything quite like it. I like your twist of \"getting sent back to the real world\" even more."}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Inb4 after your adventure you get Isekaied into any unexperienced narrative that is written about your character the moment you see it."}
+{"text":"You have to get known for your brutality and sadistic tendencies, only a fool would try to rape a dragoness"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Onara/Eproctophilia Resources: nyou.booru.org(Fart Image Aggregation) gas.booru.org(vintage and rare onara art) Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁 General Fart Discord/Roleplay Server: https ://discord gg/XkzsGwk Masochism / Femdom Fart Oriented Server: https ://discord gg/tJdHzJzss2 Rules: Keep in variety, try not to post the same artist's work heaps of times in a row unless it's new stuff No furry (monster girls are allowed though) vomit or poop. Toilets are allowed if she's farting and we can't see any scat. Be kind. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Last post was pretty successful so I wanted to ask if anyone wanted to chat on Discord about \"cool girls\" with embarrassing gas issues. Those ladies who are aloof and competent and even masculine who completely ruin their image with a poorly timed fart that gets them blushy and flustered pic very related, also very interested in Tsukuyo from Gintama and Maki Zenin from the JJK manga specifically feel free to share your discord or lmk where I can DM you"}
+{"text":"Ended up making a new Discord to share here. Add me if you wanna talk about shy fatasses like Hinata or stoic gasbags like Riza: @ is arsonisticness"}
+{"text":"The day I join a discord to discuss the minutiae of anime characters flatus with other basement dwellers is the day I give up and cash in on the black market value of my organs. Sort yourself out."}
+{"text":"wow uh okay enjoy being a faggot"}
+{"text":"It's fun, though! Also proud to report I live outside of a basement and generally enjoy my life. Don't knock it til you try it! You know where to find me if you get curious. I won't even make you sell your organs."}
+{"text":"You've got a left hand, use it"}
+{"text":"That hand is for drinking beer."}
+{"text":"i did get that spring thing, i rarely use it and honestly dont really notice much of a difference when i do"}
+{"text":"Different anon here. You should read the analgen FAQ at the top of this page. It will answer most of your questions. He can't deal with your lack of basic knowledge. Read up."}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"Happy New Years, anon! Thread Question: Does your world have any specific slave themed celebrations? How do you celebrate with your slaves? Do you bring any favored slave to a special event like New Years or Valentines? Do you make your other slaves watch as you celebrate with your favored slave? Classic World Building Questions: 1) What setting would you choose for your scenario? Modern? Fantasy? Sci-fi? Based in reality? 2) What's the main supply of slaves? 3) In case of mass enslavement, how are new slaves kept and trained to ensure they won't rebel or disrupt the society? Questions for Masters/Mistresses: 1) How do you want your slave(s) to view you/feel about you? 2) Would you consider training new slaves in groups or pairs? 3) Would you train slaves with a history before enslavement, like friends, lovers, enemies, etc? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I will work my way through and add more to my lore."}
+{"text":"Your picture's really, really good too, by the way. It's perfect in it's simplicity. Love her gripping the sheets like that."}
+{"text":"Right? Her trying in vain to contain the pleasure she's feeling is so erotic"}
+{"text":"Source? Filename comes up with nothing"}
+{"text":"Its time, anon!"}
+{"text":"I recently had an idea for a hentai manga. It's a rape manga: my favorite genre. It would feature a secret anime convention based on hentai. But at this convention, there would be explicit sexual acts. It would depict the convention's female cosplay contest, where the cosplayers have to stay in character while being raped. This is where a young Sailor Moon cosplayer comes in, who apparently went to the wrong convention. She tries to explain the misunderstanding, but they assume it's part of her act (or they just don't care) and call the person in charge to \"help\" her with her act. What follows is that she's raped while the judges score her and deduct points. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"sounds neato :o)"}
+{"text":"Why not made a SM video games?"}
+{"text":"did you guys notice that since the ai art boom everyone is just spamming the same ai generated stuff in pixiv over and over and there is almost no new hand drawn manga stuff?"}
+{"text":"Quit bumping this dogshit-ass thread. The \"idea\" is mediocre at best and not even unique. There are no pictures, and OP has not elaborated beyond a superficial level. This would barely be worth a post in a casual sex thread."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"I guess we need a new thread"}
+{"text":"then make it."}
+{"text":"I don't want this thread to die..."}
+{"text":"Growing fun edition previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Use a clone tool on the eyebrows and you can make this image into a guy This is unfortunately a girl"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to see in the world and make a new thread"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to be in YOUR MOM and go take care of that slut that is YOUR MOM."}
+{"text":"I know it will take you guys a whole week to do it so here"}
+{"text":"LOVE"}
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+{"text":"Some friendly suggestions for posting: - First ask Google, then ask /diy/. Your question will probably be better received if you do so. - List available resources (tools, materials, budget, time, etc.) - Try to use pictures and explain the goal, if possible - Be patient, this is a slow board; your thread will be around for days. - Share your results! /diy/ loves to see problems solved and projects completed!"}
+{"text":"I have made an anti-grav device in my humble shed."}
+{"text":"faith Doesn't apply to science. Only reproductible results."}
+{"text":"I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession?"}
+{"text":"That russian video clearly shows something hovering from electric spin/electromagnetism Why exactly would anyone sane trust anything that came from Russia?"}
+{"text":"anyone sane Fester be not sane"}
+{"text":"I assume he has a family and they are suffering from this obsession? He is the type of loser that family gave up on and cut off all contact with him a long time ago..."}
+{"text":"Last Thread: Glitchy as fuck edition Your print failed? Go to: www.simplify3d.com/support/print-quality-troubleshooting Calibrate your printer. ellis3dp.com/Print-Tuning-Guide/ teachingtechyt.github.io/calibration.html If that doesn't help you solve your problems, post: A picture of the failed part Printer make & model Filament type/brand Slicer & slicer settings Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"eh. I've got some decent enough skills when it comes to cad, and a fair amount of nuisances that apply only to me and my space."}
+{"text":"dragon dildos?"}
+{"text":"Im printing a measuring tube rn is that s good enough justification?"}
+{"text":"Got an old printer, it has 2 Z, 1X and 1 Y endstop. Configured and compiled marlin 2 for it and it runs fine. Homes and prints. But when I run it out of the envelope by sending a G0 or G1 it will ignore the endstops and keep loosing steps until their count matches the called distance. It will also not prioritize unconditional halt, stop, E-stop, reset... but wait for a move to finish and then execute. Why? I didnt find anything in the marlin documentation. The geometry can definately be printed and refined by filling and smoothing. I wouldn't be too confident with the spray painting route some commenters suggested. But what you can do is electroplating. This means you will have to start with electrically conductive filament or get a conductive layer on there by some means first and then electroplate."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"I'm skimming through AliExpress looking for some cheap DIY amplifier kits just to play with and to practice soldering, and I see a lot of them require either 12V AC, or +-12V AC. Where am I supposed to take these? All the power supplies in this voltage range are DC."}
+{"text":"Whenever people talk about cleaning PCBs with IPA, are they referring to THIS kind of IPA? I know IPA tastes like shit, but it sounds like a bit of a waste to wash electronic circuit boards with hipster craft beer."}
+{"text":"Probably misprinted. Link to amps in question?"}
+{"text":"See if you can find the instructions/manual/schematic. If they're making a split supply from AC (dual half-wave rectified) then DC will not work. They still make 12VAC wall warts; wherever you're at or looking you might be better off searching for a 12VAC transformer if that's what you need."}
+{"text":"Worst DIY accident you've had or seen?"}
+{"text":"It's interesting how a thread full of tradies doesn't understand the concept of a body mechanic and would rather trust an engineer to fix the engine in their car for some reason."}
+{"text":"For sure and I do treat it with exercise and proper lift techniques. Really only bothers me when I first wake up in the morning, once I get moving it's good"}
+{"text":"1. human body is orders of magnitude more complex than the most advanced thing made by human 2. you only get one body, best take it to the guys with over a decade of very rigorous education and training"}
+{"text":"My uncle cut a piece of his finger off with a chainsaw, but I wasn't there to see it"}
+{"text":"If I go to the Doctor I can't afford to put food on the table that's not going to change until all the illegals are kicked out."}
+{"text":"Cool free shit on Craigslist/FB marketplace"}
+{"text":"if you want it... therein lies my existential crisis the purpose for a flatbed is to easier facilitate the transportation of junk but i really need less junk in my life and a flatbed project has a strong possibility of becoming another perpetual piece junk and even if i did fix and install it the result would still be mere pointless flailing in the wind in the grand scheme of things"}
+{"text":"but i really need less junk in my life You sure about that? Do it..... flatbeds are the best! Maybe it'll reinvigorate your will to live!"}
+{"text":"appreciate the kind words fren well see which way the winds of shit are blowing tomorrow"}
+{"text":"It's all gonna be ok fren. My hot take on it is if shit really is going down and the economy is tanking, then I might as well trade my fiat bux for some good steel and iron while the gettin is good and the funny money still has some value. As a land owner, nothing pisses me off more than people that litter."}
+{"text":"If you have a successful from home business, share your business plans with anons that want break free from the wagie matrix."}
+{"text":"1) Find out where the affluent suburbs are in your area. 2) Find out when the councils are picking up discarded furniture. 3) Rent a van on the day before pick up and go pick out the best bits you can 4) re-sell it on marketplace with a little to no refreshment 5) Profit"}
+{"text":"Also, retirement homes/villages. Keep an eye out on those. When a codger kicks the bucket the family usually throw away all the shit asap so they can sell the apartment. You can get a whole apartment of furniture in one spot."}
+{"text":"Not viable now, but my self-employment business model for 6 years was selling hardware kits on Etsy for homemade nerf blaster designs. I sold off the assets and tools to move overseas a few years ago and Etsy has turned itself into temu-lite so it's not a usable platform anymore. You would have to setup a web storefront with a different system like ecwid instead. Final year of operating the business I cleared $250k in revenue while having no employees and producing everything out of a shed in my backyard. The hobby has kind of fell off into the deep end though because manufacturers eventually caught up to the market demand for higher performance designs, so there's a lot more competition now. The hobby community also became a cesspool of drama and infighting too, so I'm glad I exited when I did."}
+{"text":"Kigurumi masks are still selling high on etsy though im not kurigamist lol If opt for tindie though thats for makers and way less flooded"}
+{"text":"yeah you'd know about that fucking disgusting kike"}
+{"text":"a piece of the sink siphon is leaking, need a new connecting piece store doesn't sell them individually, have to buy a new siphon set install the new part now the top of the siphon is leaking"}
+{"text":"Well I made a thing today. Started with a fiskars paper corrugator, but it wasn't sturdy enough to corrugate a beer can. Knocked out the axle stubs and replaced them with some 1/4\" drill rod and then drilled the end plates and built the frame. Little bit of lapping compound got everything running smoothly. Cleaned that out, greased it up, welded a plate top and bottom and added a 1/4\" socket so I can run metal through with a ratchet. Works bretty gud. Top piece is a beer can ran through once. Bottom piece was run through once, then turned a 1/4 turn and run through again just to see what it'd do."}
+{"text":"You first bby ;) How wide is the thing? almost 6.75\" wide, so realistically you can emboss a sheet 6.5\" wide if you line it up so it goes through perfectly straight. Do you have an extra gear connecting the two rollers, or do they just gear into each other? They just gear into each other. You could forego buying the Fiskars paper corrugator if you could find a good source for the aluminum extrusions they use for their rolls, but I have no idea where you would even begin to look, and unfortunately it would probably cost more per foot of extrusion than you could buy the entire Fiskars corrugator for! What a retarded world we live in."}
+{"text":"What are you planning to make with the corrugated metal? When I see corrugated metal, I think moldable heatshields."}
+{"text":"can you make something that bends in both directions like a hose"}
+{"text":"im really supposed to believe this is how these things are made"}
+{"text":"just make it as big as the sheet and use a hydraulic press then it's time efficient"}
+{"text":"Why has construction gotten so shit over the past 20 years? Ever since the start of McMansions, it's gotten worse. What would you do if you were this young rocket scientist in this situation?"}
+{"text":"Any plumber on earth will tell you that's bullshit, but if you're too stupid to realize you shouldn't be flushing wipes in the first place, you deserve whatever sewer backups and repair bills are coming your way."}
+{"text":"Not even kidding there should be a class action lawsuit against the wipe makers then."}
+{"text":"Why has construction gotten so shit over the past 20 years? Cost of materials, especially anything wood."}
+{"text":"It’s a fucking hammer… steel is steel. This is magical thinking."}
+{"text":"I'd imagine they probably have an asterisk and some fine print on the package to the tune of \"check with a qualified plumber to make sure these wipes are safe for YOUR old ass sewer pipes, retard\" but who knows. The kind of person who would flush wipes in the first place probably isn't literate anyways."}
+{"text":"what a girl do: Sprinter egr, serpentine belt, grill replacement, oil level senor replacements"}
+{"text":"ayo she cute"}
+{"text":"isn't this the ex mythbuster that got turned to mince after a crash at mach-fuck?"}
+{"text":"new meme format?"}
+{"text":"fpbp blocky skull wide-set eyes long neck pronounced trachea large hands Might be an invert, might be a tranny, but definitely 100% XY male genetics"}
+{"text":"isn't this the ex mythbuster that got turned to mince after a crash at mach-fuck? Nah that gal was Jessi Combs. Not too bad looking either."}
+{"text":"spend 4 years apprenticing under master furniture maker learning esoteric black magic japanese joinery and ancient craftsmanship make master grade table using said secret japanese techniques to absolute perfection put it for sale for 100 dollars zero interest on it for 2 years go on instagram some 6.5/10 woman in yoga pants puts a S4S piece of poplar wood from Home Depot through a Dewalt planer and then cuts it on a bandsaw into an ugly cutting board sells them for 500 dollars+has 150k subscribers its not fair i hate this world"}
+{"text":"theres a girl who says all her poops have been pre bought by standing orders"}
+{"text":"master grade table using said secret japanese techniques to absolute perfection can we see it"}
+{"text":"can we see it Principal Skinner No."}
+{"text":"wut it probably doesn't exist"}
+{"text":"That's what I was implying shittily with my Principal Skinner meme... Now that I'm at my desktop computer I'll post the real meme."}
+{"text":"Customer complained of weak fire and smoke backing up into the house"}
+{"text":"Collect heatsinks out of old electronics and attach them to your chimney"}
+{"text":"Thankfully I have not a real fireplace but a big cast iron thing that feeds into the old chimney so I don't think it drafts much cold air"}
+{"text":"There's this firestation YT channel and most of it is chimney fires in the homes of retards that don't do the mandatory annual cleaning. Of course they are never charged with anything. This way it continues and they can use it as an argument for banning fireplaces."}
+{"text":"charges Right because your house burning down isn't punishment enough. You also need a fine that if unpaid will land you in jail if you can't pay because you lost everything. What made you like this? Mommy didn't love you? Daddy beat you daily? Are you an orphan raise by the cold bureaucratic hand of the government?"}
+{"text":"I burn random shit in here too just for fun"}
+{"text":"welfare faggots That's a funny way to say brown foreigners."}
+{"text":"actually, plenty of our own, white citizens live mostly off of welfare. I am a job haver though. Migrants tend to not use welfrare at all."}
+{"text":"Any thoughts on 18650 powered quads? I'm considering either picrel or the rekon35 v2. Still new to the hobby and I only have whoop batteries so I wanted to avoid buying larger lipos and a new charger."}
+{"text":"Migrants tend to not use welfrare at all."}
+{"text":"They can be okay if you're fine with slow cruising, but beware the battery holders. The tabs frequently suck, and it's way better to have an actual plug soldered/spot welded on. I took a long range cruiser as my first, and it broke the most because it was so thin. Even slightly bad landings could snap arms. None of my freestyle quads ever lost an arm."}
+{"text":"Need help/advice. Symptoms were: -loss of compression on pistons 2 and 3 -gurgling sound heard inside cabin (sounded like air bubbles in the water running through the heater matrix) -some white smoke exiting the tail pipe. Not a lot of it I've removed the engine head, convinced that the gasket was burnt. It seems fine (see second pic). Now, I have to buy a new gasket (I was counting on this) but, because the old one doesn't seem burnt, I don't know the origin of the problem. So I could end up reassembling the entire thing, just to find out the problem is still there. Help"}
+{"text":"That's not where you measure the piston clearance Thanks for the tip. Not gonna remove a piston, though. It's beyond what I'm willing to do with this car."}
+{"text":"I can't remove the block and I'm not going to remove the pistons. So are you going to part-out the car, or scrap it?"}
+{"text":"Still, the gap and ovality don't explain why I hear a gurgling sound inside the car. A bad block would. Cylinders do not wear like that normally. If the block is warped, it would cause the block liner wear like you describe and also cause your combustion leak/coolant burning problems because the lack of flatness acts just like a head gasket/warped head. This is common in the 4 cylinder ecoboosts, but I think less common in the zetecs (you said earlier it wasn't en ecoboost), but that is what it sounds like, anon."}
+{"text":"So are you going to part-out the car, or scrap it? Nope. After all the work I had chasing this problem, I'll buy a new gasket, assemble everything and get the engine running again, just to see if the problem was the gasket or not. Today I cleaned the top face of the block and checked it for flatness with a straight edge and feeler gauge. Looks perfect. I've also run my finger inside each cylinder, looking for cracks. Couldn't find any. So, I guess I still don't know where the problem is coming from. I know that the head has reached 126 centigrade a couple of times. That's 259 fahrenheit. Maybe that could explain something. And it is a zetec, not an ecoboost. From what I've read online, they really fucked up with the ecoboost."}
+{"text":"-gurgling sound heard inside cabin (sounded like air bubbles in the water running through the heater matrix) If the engine has an EGR valve, replace it in the process. They don't last more than 75k miles and will make this noise or sound like you have an exhaust leak. You can temporarily fix the noise by cleaning the EGR valve with brake cleaner."}
+{"text":"DIY youtuber filming & posting their project they use tinkercad can someone please help me understand why half of DIY engineering youtubers' go-to 3d modeling program is an imprecise, enshittified mess made for kids?"}
+{"text":"Solidworks is dog shit"}
+{"text":"This. Why can't you just have it drill m5x6 here, cut 10cm diameter x10 there; not even a simple library of most basic standard shit people use daily. Heck, was trying some pretty bigshot softs (rhino, etc.) a while back and they couldn't even do mixed tolerances (e g.: +1,-0) or metric and imperial at the same time. It's all completely unintuitive retardation. Lol"}
+{"text":"This is the major cause. I suspect that the same people who made he cad program, also test it them self. And that way they end up concluding that their software is very intuitive. There are a couple of good ones out there, but sadly many of them are behind a pay wall. But i do understand people use tinkercad, its very easy to use. And they keep adding features. They do still need to add an easy way to round edges and corners. Otherwise i use DesignSpark Mechanical."}
+{"text":"Chamfer x from here to here Dove tail xyz from here to here Etc. Btw, word in the industry is pretty much high end cad=russian coders (e.g.: nurbs, etc.), but i guess project managers is where it gets fucked."}
+{"text":"I will power the circuit with s potato and nails on tinkercad.Problem?"}
+{"text":"help how do i level it out without it tipping"}
+{"text":"The power switch, for one. And it looks like cast, so you can't weld it."}
+{"text":"has a picking eye on the top. proceed to wrap it in a spiderweb of ratchet straps"}
+{"text":"I dont understand how people like this run businesses and make money i just dont understand"}
+{"text":"it's not what you know it's who you know"}
+{"text":"german gnomes have some kinda patent on cutting metal with metal?"}
+{"text":"Last General: linktr(dot)ee/4chansewing <---- links and shit Always remember, it doesn't have to be the theme, post your work, post what you want to talk about as long as it has something to do with sewing in general, or the craft in general. We welcome everyone and will try our best to help you out. Yes, sewing is an art, it's a practicing art, you will always suck at it, but remember that everyone starts somewhere, so Google everything! Or just show off your work. --------------------------------------------------------------- Your question may be stupid, but ask it anyway. also: my bad, I didn't know our thread died. My bad."}
+{"text":"how's the fit?"}
+{"text":"It's good, but I think I should have raised the spot where the seam curves a little. It looks ok but the crotch is low. I've got four more to do, I'm doing them in reverse order of how much I care how they come out so when I get to my expensive kevlar-lined motorcycle jeans I'll know what I'm doing. Hopefully."}
+{"text":"i downloaded this last week and just started watching it ep 1: guy roasts the girls shitty sewing attempt in great detail ep 2: entire ep spent measuring mostly naked girl it's funny and cringy and you will be disowned if anyone catches you watching it but i just started ep3"}
+{"text":"i ride as well and i wouldn't trust myself to fuck with safety gear (and my machine couldn't handle it). be safe out there anon"}
+{"text":"Thanks. These old machines will munch through anything that fits under the presser foot. I'm told the salesmen would sew a leather belt to a steel soup can as a demonstration."}
+{"text":"or \"whore stories\" if you have any. butt mostly \"deals gone bad\" and how RE Agents fucked someone, or you, and how The Process generally sucks ass and should be fed into a wood chipper. I need these examples, and I figure this is best place even though not technically DIY, I'm doing a project that needs this info from mostly a DIY friendly perspective, not a Trophy Wife perspective. Thx in advance, when my Project's true nature reveals itself you will like it. Bascially, right now, I need examples to show a few people how the existing \"Process\" needs to mostly end and be replaced with new regime."}
+{"text":"i just immediately reject them and laugh shoulda made a real low ball offer, with a few choice comments. but DESU, she sounds like a good agent. one of my pet peeves is agents get flat % so they have no incentive as sellers not to take a low offer and make 97% of the commission with 10% of the effort, then on to next one. I've got a nice junky \"storage unit on the street\" van I could loan you to park in front of their house. Way I see it, in my 'hood (I'm a renter) the 'hood could pony up $20k split 20 ways to buy my van and scrap it, and they'd all get $5K boost to property values."}
+{"text":"at least it sounds like he was trying to make you money and not let any buyers slip away. this thread really ain't going like I expected. :("}
+{"text":"Borrowed money from my parents to buy a house. We aint rich, it was 60k that they inherited and refused to invest. Realtor needs proof of funds, which we provide Realtor does not pass this along to bank that owns the property or her boss Contract almost falls through because of this I get snarky emails from realtor's boss about how any idiot can say they have 60k Have to scramble to fix their fuckup, while at work. In the end the realtor did slip me a $50 home cheapo gift card, which is more useful than an apology. I truly hate bossbitches though, they think leadership is rudeness and operating off assumptions."}
+{"text":"buying my first house in June use the inspector my agent recommends (whoops) doesn't check the AC because it was \"too cold to even turn the system on, couldn't risk damaging it\" it was 50 degrees that day doesn't notice that the freon line inside the house has been cut, even though he flagged several other issues with the ceiling in the basement right near it ends up costing me $1500, my agent says there's no way he could have possibly checked it and I should be lucky an AC repair isn't more expensive after a lot of yelling at people, my home warranty eventually reverses their determination and covers the whole thing out of a \"gesture of goodwill\" after I give them even more money. I'm finding a male agent ext time, fuck women."}
+{"text":"My realtor tried to hook me up with her daughter and I should have accepted because she's a model now"}
+{"text":"I see most brands make two types of SDS drill, but why? what's the difference between a hammer drill and a rotary hammer? what's the difference between these two types, is it just the power? does the first one do the same thing as the second?"}
+{"text":"left: 2,6 joule hammering power right: 2,1 joule hammering power size and price isnt all, i got the left and it does my jobs with some to spare. for drain pipe i have used it up to 35mm in thick concrete, takes a battery but its more powerull than your dads old 220v. for car repairs it eats through spot welds like they wherent there. right might have dust retrieval or something i couldnt find thoose specs easily."}
+{"text":"The mechanism in them defines the primary function This video explains it perfectly. Both the drills OP pictured are Rotary Hammers. This is not a question of a Hammer Drill, using a serrated gear to drive the chuck back and forth vs an actual Rotary Hammer, potentially using an electro pneumatic mechanism. As far as the two drills go, both if I’m not mistaken are actual rotary hammers with an actual rotary hammer mechanism. Some rotary hammers use an inline design, like the Bosch Bulldog drills, and some use an angled (90 degree, although not actually 90 degrees, mechanism), like the design that Hilti became famous for. Whether there is actually an advantage to either design other than preferred ergonomics, I am unsure. Most major rotary hammer manufacturers use the inline mechanism for smaller less expensive rotary hammers, then switch to the design where the motor is at an angle to the drill arbor once you get to rotary hammers meant for larger work, maybe from 5/8” up to 1-1/2” inch solid core drilling, then the manufacturers switch back to a linear design once you get to hand held demolition drilling and breaking sizes. I’ve always presumed the reason for the different designs once patents ran out was ergonomics and overall length, with the angled motor design allowing a few inches to be eliminated from the length for larger drilling that might have to be done in confined spaces. Once the drill gets too large though, their is likely no point to using a rotary hammer though, so the angle design for a hammering mechanism gets ditched."}
+{"text":"I got an impact drill because my other one was so shitty. But at the same time i mostly use it to drill 3d prints so its kind of overkill."}
+{"text":"If the right one drills poorly, why yhe fuck does it come with quick switch? Whats the point in attatching a normal drill chuck to it then?"}
+{"text":"Well it drills , just not as good. Its a multi function, people want that. top rpm is lower and the gearbox is single speed(albeit adjustable),torque is lower(i believe). Some materials for drilling want fast speeds and high pressure, things rotary hammer cant provide. But it can do hammering. Rotary hammer does wonders in drilling concrete because it hammers but is only ok in other materials. Perhaps true as far as i can tell from the parts diagrams for these two machines. They both hammer just in a different form factor and the mechanism is for hammering in both despite the different design. one is lighter duty tho. But that doesn't change the fact that the video in itself is correct. The differences usually are in the mechanism and the primary use for it."}
+{"text":"i looked into it a few years ago when i still had the gumption to wageslave. its basically just being a temp except everyone hates you 24/7. and if you get sent to a big union plant in the rust belt you can expect to be at minimum screamed at by 50 yo manchildren on the picketline. and about 50/50 whether youll get the windows broken out of your car and dogshit dumped in or even physically assaulted. if its bad the temp agency will bus you in though mostly its just mindnumbing production work for half again the pay plus maybe ot if youre not getting 1099 ratfucked jewed. read the fineprint on the contract"}
+{"text":"I'm milling some holes into the faceplate of an instrument enclosure and it's 'foaming up' as the mill is making passes. Pretty sure it's some kind of aluminum. I'm re-running the program to clean it up but still the foamed metal is bulging out over the edges and making cleanup a real pain. Is this something I can fix with a different feed and speed or is it just shitty aluminum?"}
+{"text":"machine? cutter? rpm? feedrate? finish cut?"}
+{"text":"i hate 304. and its inconsistent as hell. somebody told me the extra machineable carpenter steel version was just tight input controlled melt. but i digress precision twist brand cobalt drills are ok. nachi cobalt are the goat im pretty conservative on 304. id probably start at 600-650 rpm and .003 feed w/.062 peck and play from there. if you dont have flood get a bottle of molydee or sulphurized oil and brush the tip evey peck. +25% on everything if you have flood @10-12% concentration get 2 or 3 drills and swap them out every 5 holes or so because the heat just builds in them"}
+{"text":"Diy tabletop cnc, 1/8 2 flute HSS end mill, don't know manually adjusted, 5in/min, none."}
+{"text":"I have a fair bit of experience with meshslop. At 20 miles, you have to actually do best practices, you need a hill, your other end needs a hill, you need fresnel clearance, at minimum 3 meters between the base of your antenna and the ground or any other object. You need perfect line of sight with up to 40 metres of fresnel clearance towards the middle of the span. 1w is ok for a portable node you walk around with, that unit is shit for a router node. Sadly I wish there was a clear answer at the moment but the market is still pretty schizo about 1-2w gear. The single most important thing before anything is is altitude and fresnel clearances, the next important thing is your antenna, the third import thing is a LNA, the fourth is your transmit power. Like I have a node on a mountain, it is mounted on a tower and has a fairly inexpensive $500 antenna and an amplified node and produces like 12.6w eirp (idgaf). it's cool and all but like nothing else can reply back, occasionally ill run across someone posting about seeing it in like a different region's discord like 300km away and it's kinda funny to me. Like I'm not saying don't get it, but it's also out of stock at the moment for miles users. It generally isn't going to do much more than a heltec lora32 v4 you can get for half the cost."}
+{"text":"1W I was under the impression LoRa used milliwatts if not microwatts. Is this a thing you can do with a ham license?"}
+{"text":"He was rescued by a CCG boat out of Port Hardy. If I remember correctly other assets were called out: a plane from 442 Squadron (Comox) was dispatched and I think a commercial vessel transiting off Cape Scott diverted but was not needed. The boater was out of his league for boat size and the time of the year. He did not have marine VHF."}
+{"text":"I believe he’s using a idgaf license."}
+{"text":"It's ism band, you are allowed up to 1w conducted and 4w eirp. Though there are some psd limitations and antenna rules that limit you to less in almost all sòytastic bands but no one abides by that."}
+{"text":"Recently I've been seeing these \"overly meticulous and pedantic\" home inspectors popping up on YouTube, namely this guy and his copycats. They claim to be \"exposing corruption in the housing industry\" but as others have pointed out, it's all part of the marketing. What do you think?"}
+{"text":"So in your country, the guy who installs the roof also owns the cement truck? He makes the cabinets?"}
+{"text":"doesn't work like that for a licensed contractor... Sure it does lmao. As long as you're on good terms with family/friends. Obviously, if you ruin something they could still sue your ass. Not sure how it works with bond/insurance if there's no paper trail, though."}
+{"text":"Honestly I'm glad I saw this and would want to hire them or a better inspector than I had when I bought my house"}
+{"text":"I'm in San Jose, CA and I've worked with guys and we did under house foundation repair and pouring cement, to bathroom tile, framing including complex new skylights through existing roof, siding, and one guy would make copy of rotted french doors in one day, from lumber, on the lawn, with table-saw, router and biscuit tool."}
+{"text":"what the fuck are you asking?"}
+{"text":"tell me how do I tie my hands behind my back that won't untie, this is the only place I can find real answers so go ahead"}
+{"text":"the detectives aren't going to believe that you're a victim, anon"}
+{"text":"you tie them keeping them in front then slip them under your butt it needs flexibility tying hands is easy i want to learn to tie my elbows"}
+{"text":"when I took Security Guard handcuff training they showed us this real trick way to use a length of rope to make handcuffs, but it was hard to remember I'm sure its on youtube somewhere."}
+{"text":"Simple you tie them around your neck too if you struggle to much you run out of breath.>:)"}
+{"text":"Just buy a pair of handcuffs off amazon"}
+{"text":"Is 6 gauge welded wire fencing enough to keep black bears and coyotes out of a kennel built for puppies? I don't want to go electric for perimeter fencing."}
+{"text":"bears Electric fences do jack fucking shit to bears."}
+{"text":"capacitor issue"}
+{"text":"Electric fences do jack fucking shit to bears but a 200gr nosler partition applied at 2900fps from any practical range will fuck jacks shit up and cease all the pik a nik basket snatching for yogi and boo boo"}
+{"text":"nosler what maintains 2/3rds of original weight after fired huh, i do not think i care about weight, m/2*v^2"}
+{"text":"Now add in fence posts, wire, permits, and survey The cost of those things are irrelevant to the comparison since you'd be doing those things regardless of whether or not the fence you're putting in was electrified."}
+{"text":"3x the price of their competitor brands specialise in powered tools I don't get it, surely they can't be that good?"}
+{"text":"Festool originated the modular lick together tool box system for power tools. Originally the Tanos Systainer system was just meant ad a reusable box system got transporting tools and accessories to tool dealers, with the boxes intended to be shipped back to Festool once the dealer received the shipment. Dealers allegedly started not sending the boxes back, because they gound the boxes useful, so Festool spun that off as Tanos, and started advertising the box system as well as selling the modular box system to other tool brands such as Black & Decker for the Dewalt and Elu brands, with other brands such as Mafell and Metabo and Makita also using Systainers at one point, or at least offering them as an aftermarket accessory. Festool used ABS plastic, maybe due yo cost. A number of other manufacturers now making modular tool box systems use different plastics that may be more impact resistant."}
+{"text":"this is why festool holds the bit inside the gear shaft Festool could have made the Festool Centrotec System compatible with other quick change systems simply by driving a hex broach down the center. They chose not to to keep the system proprietary, even they making the system compatible would have cost little extra in effort. Festool also literally couldn’t or wouldn’t properly explain the proprietary and non compatibility of the system, which is something they have a habit of. The Centrotec keyless chucks are also plastic shit, They may work, but basic Milwaukee cordless drills that cost 1/3 the amount were being sold with far better drill chucks. There were also alternative systems that Festool could have piggybacked onto, made by manufacturers like Wiha. (Who already makes accessories for Festool). Festool just decided to make non-compatible accessories."}
+{"text":"oh nononono, you mean it doesnt fit my 30ct ali express hssCO hex drill bits. I need to spend on quality to get quality? NANI??? The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with standard US made 1/4” Hex quick change systems, that were around before Festool introduced they Centrotec system. The Festool system is not compatible with Japanese made quick change systems. The Festool system is not compatible with the Wiha Driv-Loc system, or System VI system, or the Wera Vario system, all three of which use 6mm hex blades. The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with any of the three Stanly North Brothers Yankee bit standards, which have been around for almost 100 fucking years, and which also use round fucking shanks. The Festool Centrotec system is not compatible with the 5/16 inch hex bit standard, or the 1/4 square or 5/16 square shank industrial bit standards."}
+{"text":"The Centrotec keyless chucks are also plastic shit, the \"chuck\" is just the axial retainer you collosal dumb fuck obviously the regular chuck can hold any hex bit, but unlike the competition it doesnt have 2 millimeters wobble"}
+{"text":"Fein and Bosch worked together to design and standardize on an oscillating blade standard, and may have worked on dome other mounting standards as well. Fein also manufactures the oscillating tool Festool sells. Fein mostly decided to focus on metalworking, and removed themselves from the woodworking market, other than a cordless jigsaw and basic drills and the oscillating tools and vacuums. Fein may still be making motors and components for Trumpf and Draco."}
+{"text":"SQTDDTOT Last one hit bump limit"}
+{"text":"I think this is supposed to send out a signal to call the phone when the switchboard goes off and it’s not working. Help please. What is this? Does anyone have any familiarity with working with something like this?"}
+{"text":"Is there a good website for obscure things? I'm looking for a Jiayin JPYC-2 solenoid pump. Those are easy enough to find, but the one I need is DC22v where everything I see online is AC."}
+{"text":"Anyone know where i can get Haynes manuals as pdf? Im looking for the ( Chinese, Taiwanese &Korean 125cc motorcycles, Haynes repair manual: revised 2015) we are working on his Chineseium lexmoto we need wiring diagram."}
+{"text":"relay"}
+{"text":"I didn't do much on the panel side for fire alarms (mostly hung devices for those and did some programming on a few burg systems). We're not going to know much without knowing what's wired into it. Is it tied into the bell circuit? Stab in the dark it's for a remote booster. Say your main panel only has enough oomph to drive two floors worth of strobes and horns. You're at the limit for your wire runs and the draw from the panel but you've got a third floor that needs notification devices too. You install a remote booster so you've got power closer to that third floor and run that floor's notification circuits from it. A wire from the main panel goes to booster so, when the main panel is in alarm, the bells and whistles from the booster panel go off too. Just my guess anyway."}
+{"text":"3d printing was supposed to be eventually in everyone's home. What happened?"}
+{"text":"Anyone remember 10+ years ago when the hype was so crazy that people were imagining that even microchips could be printed, and the stock price for DDD mooned then crashed hard? lol To be fair, a huge number of “predicted common future technologies” wind up getting overhyped, then don’t live up yo expectations, then get mostly rejected, before eventually actually becoming common, but possibly in a slightly different form than expected, and way later than expected. “Robots” for washing dishes, and clothes essentially exist in the majority of homes, just in the form of a “magic box” that you put the clothes or dishes in, that can automatically dispense detergent, and tun a number of separate cycles, with clean dishes or clothes coming out of the box at the end. This is just different than a humanoid robot washing the dishes in a sink like in the Jetsons. Being able to print photographic quality prints from a box at home, in minutes is also possible nowadays, as is reading a huge library of books of of a thin tablet no thicker, and in many cases thinner than an Ancient Greek or Roman writing tablet made from wax coated wood or slate. Those tablets can also replay events as video, or show realistic colored photographs. Cricut machines can cut out doilies, and print stuff to programs one can download. Single piece molded ultra shock absorbing shoes now exist. Electric cars that are actually somewhat functional for daily commuting exist. (As predicted in the Watchmen comic) Ships with rail guns supposedly may exist. Machines that can run learning programs for children exist, and are basically ultra common, and sometimes more intelligent than university professors. 3D printing exists, it just needs major industry to get the quality up, and the price down, and then to figure out how to at least semi regulate the technology and make money off of it."}
+{"text":"Is there a specific deadline on \"eventually\"? Each year more and more people have them. When television came out, adoption was slow but eventually everyone had one. It's crazy how modern culture demands everything happen instantaneously or it's considered a failure. It took almost a century for TVs to actually become common enough that most houses actually had a TV let alone multiple TVs. I’m fairly certain that plenty of people who wanted a TV but who were too broke to afford a TV still existed into the 1980s or 1990s, and it took till about a decade or so ago for TVs to be so affordable and common that perfectly usable TVs would put out on the curb by someone who just upgraded their TV size by a foot or more. Milton Berle appeared on a TV broadcast in 1929, when he was actually a somewhat known star of stage and radio, so it was actually 50 years or more before he recounted on some talk show about appearing on TV when it was some still ultra obscure technology."}
+{"text":"regulate it Begone"}
+{"text":"What happen is the prints are ugly. Most people would be better off with a resin 3d printer for their figurines. Theres only niche uses for it for prototyping or edge cases."}
+{"text":"Btw the argument for ghost guns is kind of silly because at the end of the day the barrel is the thing that takes most of the pressure. Hard wood is superior in some ways to the strongest filaments."}
+{"text":"What does /diy/ know about insulation a crawlspace? I live in the south and bought this house in the fall, didn't have to touch the A/C for heating or cooling till like December and my power bill more then fucking doubled. I do know the crawlspace is uninsulated, but it has those vents so its \"open\". I read that spray foam is the easiest to install but might be bad long term because it can trap moisture, but I fucking hate dealing with fiberglass. Would it be a good idea to spray foam in places unlikely to see moisture? The house was designed so all the plumbing is in one small area. So maybe just do fiberglass around there and foam the rest?"}
+{"text":"but the type of heating system you have is far more important. I'm thinking your RE Agent fucked you in the ass and there is something seriously wrong with your system and its basically pumping $100 bills into your neighborhood and you are \"heating every house on the block except your own\". Please post details of RE sale and agent's lack of input on your Heating in this thread. Ditto on the Thermal Cam. I had a SEEK Thermal plug into smart phone and it was amazing (got stolen with backpack). Best outdoor etc thingy ever. Its like being The Predator. I think any RE Sale needs to include a Thermal scan of house in relation to outside temps to gauge future HVAC bill. Just make the temps as different as possible and AI should be able to sus out the rest. I'd go with Rock, if fiberglass gets wet it can create a weird cycle where the wet causes cooling and the cooling in turn grabs water by lower Dew Point, so it stays wet until it rots your joists. BTW, WTF can be easily and cheaply sprayed on raw wood framing to prevent rot, mold and termites, that isn't too toxic and wont be a big shit deal if I have to sell the house and some Inspector eyeballs it?"}
+{"text":"wtf can I spray Borate. Bora-Care or something like that, preferably with a mold treatment. It's mostly water, so as long as you saturate the lumber, it'll wick deep into the core of the wood."}
+{"text":"I need to re-stump my place like this, but have limited space to crawl around under there and the water level in the wet season is about 1ft/ 300mm deep so any concrete foundation i dig will attrack water to sit under them, anyone got anyvadvice?"}
+{"text":"\"sleepers\", beams laid on ground, like PT 4x6. I'm thinking wouldn't be Code but if they were connected and made rectangle or had angle braces from joist it could be OK and they would stay put. Then some sort of jack to adjust them tight to house if they start to dig in."}
+{"text":"Bora-Care looks good, seems like should almost be a Code in lots of places."}
+{"text":"Hedonismbot disapproves"}
+{"text":"OK, so when I was thinking of using both my discrete components motor controller design parts I already made and then also separately implementing the integrated half bridge IC design going forward, it hit me that the 8v- and arduino gnd tie together on the half bridge IC by necessity but this ruined their intended isolation I needed for my discrete components motor controller design particularly for the lowside switching portion of that schematic. On the lowside switching portion, the little mosfet has 12v- and arduino gnd tied to its source pin. If on the integrated half bridge I also have to tie arduino gnd and 8v-, then that means 12v- and 8v- and arduino gnd are all tied together always. That completely ruined the necessary isolation between arduino gnd/12v- and 8v- that I had intended to be in place for my lowside switch setup. So that was bug #1 freshly introduced that I would then need to solve for in my discrete components motor controller design. When studying this out on the discrete components motor controller design, another error hit me: when any lowside switch turned on in the design, the 12v- dedicated power supply gnd and the 8v- motor supply gnd become connected as long as that lowside switch is on. Since every lowside switch had always access to 8v gnd on its source pin, then even one moment of 12v gnd and 8v gnd attachment anywhere on the robot would cause every lowside switch in the entire robot to immediately turn on at the same time."}
+{"text":"So if any turned on, then all turned on. This was a huge oversight. For some reason since I only designed and focused on one half bridge conceptually at a time, I did not consider the effects one half bridge has on its neighboring half bridges. This just never occurred to me. I guess conceptually I envisioned that every half bridge had its own personal 12v ground from its own personal 12v supply that was electrically isolated from the entire rest of the robot. But of course that's not practical even if it is technically possible. So in testing, things did work, but would have failed as soon as I tried to test more than one half bridge at a time. So I caught this bug before testing revealed it. I discussed this horrible situation with chatgpt and it taught me that in a complex system like a robot, grounds of all your different supply rail voltages cannot be relied on to be isolated from one another like I was treating it. Even if at times they were momentarily, one switch, one change and suddenly they are not and it all becomes a common system ground again. So if I can't safely assume a ground for any given voltage is safely disconnected from the grounds of other voltages, I should not rely on switching on and off access to any particular ground to any of my lowside switches. Instead, I should be shorting the gate driver of the lowside switches to ground to shut them off rather than messing with their source pin's ground connections like I was before. I am to leave the source pin's ground connection as 12v- and its gate connection as 12v+ at all times except when I want to shut it off - at which point I short the gate pin to gnd using my logic level mosfet to do so."}
+{"text":"The fix was very straightforward and minor: I just had to add a 100ohm resistor in series with the gate pin of my big power mosfet lowside switch and then reroute my little mosfet a09t drain pin to the big lowside mosfet's gate pin instead of its source pin. The connection to its gate pin must be downstream of that 100 ohm series resistor so that the path from the big mosfet's gate pin has almost zero resistance when traveling through the little mosfet's drain line and over to its source line into ground. This way when you turn on the little mosfet, the big mosfet's internal capacitor quickly empties out, flushing into the path to ground created by the little mosfet and that discharges the big mosfet, shutting it off. When you want it back on, you shut the little mosfet off, which allows the big mosfet's internal capacitor to charge up again, which turns the big mosfet back on. So the setup now acts like a normally on relay. Note: the resistor on the drain line of the little mosfet that we used to have when it fed into the source line previously is now removed. We want no resistance on there because that would impede the little mosfet's ability to discharge the big mosfet's internal capacitor in a timely manner. We want to be able to not only discharge that capacitor quickly but also direct all incoming current from the 12v+ line that makes it past the 100ohm resistor heading for that big mosfet's gate into our ground path. This rapid redirect flushes so much of that already limited current that hardly any can make it inside the gate of the big mosfet which causes the gate of the big mosfet's voltage to approach near zero volts. So it's called a \"pull down\" path to ground. Attached is a photo of my schematic before and after the fix."}
+{"text":"Attached is a photo of full updated schematic with the changes in place. That all having been said, this discrete components original bldc motor controller design, now fixed, is worth keeping archived, but is now basically abandoned now that I have access to the time, money, and space saving shortcut of my integrated half bridge IC based design. It's kind of sad to abandon something I spent so much time on, but who knows, I may still use it if I ever come across a motor that I can't find a cheap half bridge integrated IC for in the future. It's a great schematic to have at the ready for that scenario."}
+{"text":"When is OP gonna post results?"}
+{"text":"I'm going to assume that the recipient does not know about your plans in advance, or are at least playing along and feigning ignorance for purposes of mutual sexual gratification. Your options are to modify the fabric, the stitching/adhesive, or the buckles/fasteners, if there are any. Fabric: Could try making one out of paper. You'll have to find something that is robust enough to stitch or glue but that loses strength when wet. Paper clothes were a thing back in the Sixties, might be worth looking into. Supposedly the material felt kind of like suede or doeskin. Alternatively, there is a material called vilene that dissovles in water. It looks like white tissue paper, but feels like fabric. It might work if you layered it. I have no ideas on stitching, catgut (surgical thread) takes too long to dissolve and I don't know of any other thread materials that would dissolve at all. Glue would be easy to replace with something water-soluble that is still flexible. I don't know if there are swimsuit styles that use adhesive rather than stitching, but that might be something else to look into. Buckles/fasteners... call me crazy but you might be able to use molded pasta or starch for this. You know those biodegradable straws? Something like that would lose strength in short order, but not immediately. An alternative approach: buy a very sheer swimsuit (the more see-through the better) and coat it with something that makes it appear opaque when dry. Or find one that looks solid when dry but sheer when wet. You can look up some very nice pics of Julia Fox that demonstarte what I'm talking about. Honestly, if you're just trying to find a way to indulge you or your wife's exhibitionist streak, you might want to just get her a Wicked Weasel bikini and one of those semi-sheer beach robes."}
+{"text":"Here’s what I don’t get: if they are so smart, why can’t they get a proper haircut? It’s like that superhero dr Manhattan, if he’s so alll-powerful, how come he can’t erase that atom symbol from his forehead, shrink down to a reasonable size and materialize a tracksuit so he’s not naked. Maybe he did, and it was made out of dissolving thread and it’s gone now after he went swimming."}
+{"text":"why can’t they get a proper haircut? All 4 have a proper haircut. What they don't have is a stylist spending an hour doing their hair and then the photography assistant spending a few hours in photoshop making sure the picture looks perfect."}
+{"text":"300k salary yeah you wish"}
+{"text":"Every time i buy a new tool i get a small rush of happiness but it is fleeting. Then shortly after i start looking for the next tool to buy. How do i overcome this? I really don't need any more tools at this point."}
+{"text":"I'm not quite to this point yet, but I have been given quite a bit of stuff over the years. I think most people are just glad it's not getting scrapped or re-sold..."}
+{"text":"I want to make a giant jigsaw puzzle with pieces being around 6 inches to 3 inches square. How can I do this with a jigsaw, drill, and miter saw?"}
+{"text":"choose puzzle image open in a design software expand to desired size apply jigsaw overlay number all the pieces print in sections cut out pieces"}
+{"text":"That soulless slop"}
+{"text":"soulless slop for a soulless /r/"}
+{"text":"If you were going to build your own, what would you do differently from what you've done with work?"}
+{"text":"Not the anon you replied to but a few things I'd do for building my own home is frame the whole house 2 x 6 redwood, I don't care how much it costs. Conduit runs instead of romex, all copper pipes no PEX microplastic shit. Metal roof. And plyboard on every single interior wall before drywall goes up, for shear strength, better sound isolation, and so I can hang anything on any wall without needing to find a stud"}
+{"text":"New place has a 27' X 40' foundation, with power, and plumbed w water and septic. Currently has a shitty shit I'm using to store wood on. And what's left of my Observatory. I think they used to keep a fifth wheel on there judging from the ruts they left in the lawn last year. Have always wanted to do my own timberframe in a hammerbeam design ~1500 sqft It's near a property line but I'm not sure what offsets are allowed. There's already a building west of it that is about 4 ft from the property line so I'm assuming that's the allowable limit"}
+{"text":"Has a couple of apple trees off to one side and the other side by the fence has a nice plum trees I don't want to get rid of."}
+{"text":"that's all good except the copper>pex I RO my drinking water, simple as. pex is just fantastic in every other way"}
+{"text":"Lost your marbles? Make some!"}
+{"text":"looks like a piece of wagyu beef"}
+{"text":"Pretty ebin"}
+{"text":"That's right, the rolling process introduces a bit of mixing at the surface which muddles the colors"}
+{"text":"Meant to post this one"}
+{"text":"if you fire them at cone 018 it will keep most of the gloss (unlike higher cones) and will make them more durable."}
+{"text":"Who is the true king od the middle shelf?"}
+{"text":"got a yato ratchet set, it's pretty decent. my cordless shop vac is from einhell, also got their energy station. I'm happy with that stuff"}
+{"text":"In America AEG gives you free batteries for life if you register your cordless tools But it’s got like 10% of the selection of the EU"}
+{"text":"There's a comparison between Parkside performance and Milwaukee impact drivers on yt; mil won on high torque. Guess the key there was the corded part."}
+{"text":"total"}
+{"text":"Vevor."}
+{"text":"Show us a pic of your workbench/workstation where the magic happens. What kind of surface is your workbench? What kind of desk? etc."}
+{"text":"I hate even talking about it, but that'll probably resolve itself in a few more years, they're already 79/80."}
+{"text":"how do you make your own i need some"}
+{"text":"was feeling aimless and overwhelmed by the shitheap so spent an hour reclaiming a little benchtop visibility* *crap displaced jammed in other places not pictured"}
+{"text":"does everything on the bench need to be on the bench"}
+{"text":"when a solution is near or at saturation slight environmental deviations will result in a physical precipitation to occur"}
+{"text":"ive used two big ass wrenches, some WD40 and me jacked friend it dont move, help bros"}
+{"text":"Caustic soda to dissolve the aluminium"}
+{"text":"If you have the frame stripped down, the common tactic is to stick the tool (BBT-22 etc) in a vise, then put the frame/bb on that. This way you're using the frame for leverage. With Shimano units the spindle typically has a thru hole, so you can stick an old qr etc through the tool, through the spindle. Don't have it all the way tight, it's there so you don't slip off the tool when you're reefing on it. Don't put both hands on one spot, spread out and have your dominant hand pulling, your off hand pushing/stabilizing. Also look at your tool. Only the very tips of the splines engage, and they're easily deformed. You can run it against a belt sander, grind off maybe 1mm? You can do that a couple of times before you have to get a new one. This one's been ground before, but you can see how the corners get fucked up."}
+{"text":"Ever heard of heat guns?"}
+{"text":"Former cycling Pro here. Be sure you are rotating it in the correct direction they come off counterclockwise on the drive side, clockwise on the non Drive side. You can also try heating up the metal of the frame around it with a heat gun not a propane torch. If it still doesn't come, then one thing you can do is you put the bottom bracket tool into a vise standing upright and then use the longer lever moment on the frame to unscrew the cup"}
+{"text":"this is 100% the problem and it's fucking hilarious I always attempt tightening something if I can't loosen it can help break a seize maybe i'm retarded and it's supposed to go clockwise"}
+{"text":"What do you guys know about chemical metal etching?"}
+{"text":"You'll put your eye out"}
+{"text":"I think chrisfix on jewtoob did a video on how to chemically etch tools that looked pretty easy to do..."}
+{"text":"You can do it with a 9v battery and some cotton. Lots of guys who make knives do that way, so there's a lot of videos explaining the process."}
+{"text":"why no using bitcoin miners to heat cave? I got one of those 750W counter top water distillers and its comfy to heat a room as it makes a gallon in about 4 hours. OK, that works out to about 3x what \"drinking water\" costs at the vending machine but its DISTILLED and no lugging water, etc. Can a Bitcoin Miner also double as powerful desktop, or vice-versa? Avalon Q 90TH/s Bitcoin Miner by New Canaan - 18.6J/TH 1674W ASIC Miner, Ultra-Quiet Home Mining Crypto Machine, 110V-240V, Included Original US Power Cord in Stock Visit the OEMGMINER Store 5.0 5.0 out of 5 stars (15) | Search this page 50+ bought in past month $1,879.00 $1,879.00"}
+{"text":"297167ate sexo have you considered using your computer in the shower?"}
+{"text":"and WTF about cooling? WTF do they call'em \"Swamp Coolers\" when seems they wouldn't do shit for cooling in humid swamp butt would work great in hot dry desert? No need to use clothes dryer in desert, just hang in closet with door open and it will also cool the house."}
+{"text":"Distilled water tastes like shit. I do like the idea of using waste heat for warming a place, but a Bitcoin miner won't likely pay off the difference between itself and a generic space heater over its useful lifespan. Remember, Bitcoin mining gets exponentially less efficient over time. They are Called swamp coolers because they turn the house into a swamp."}
+{"text":"i think you can consider it a gambling machine cause technically you could mint a block or whatever with just your computer"}
+{"text":"Does anybody actually like using these? I fucking hate them Is there any alternative other than a really sharp razor blade and 4 extra hours of my life?"}
+{"text":"can we all agree that router planing is the fucking worst and that someone needs to invent a better tool for this already?"}
+{"text":"imagine using a corded trim router instead of battery"}
+{"text":"yea its called a planer you retard"}
+{"text":"plaining end grain you shouldn't be throwing around the tard word my guy"}
+{"text":"she and her friends were top tier Irish and Scandi beauties. idea was to hunt on their terms and observe prey in its natural habitat. is he reading the WSJ or Racing Form?"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a pencil soldering iron that's portable for light electronics work, replacing caps and doing bodge work. Wireless preferred Any recommended ones?"}
+{"text":"Wireless because of mobility concerns/you don't want to accidentally tug on the cord? Or because you envision being somewhere (outside?) without an extension cord?"}
+{"text":"power botton"}
+{"text":"I knew a guy in college who carried a butane one and also said its good for self defence. He regularly posts on /k/ if you're wondering."}
+{"text":"Portability and not having to deal with a cord primarily. I already have a corded soldering station anyway. Butane doesn't give me the temp control I want, tried it and I ended up scorching the board"}
+{"text":"in the park rippin fat leaded rolls"}
+{"text":"What do you think of butcher block countertops?"}
+{"text":"Butcher block is when you have those thinner pieces of wood you can see in OP's picture glued together. It is one type of wooden counter top, and it is quite common (either proper or a veneer to look like it) so that might be why you think it's the normal way for wooden counter tops to be."}
+{"text":"Butcher block is good if there is never anything wet or hot in your kitchen. Also best if there is no food or prep there. Sure you can coat it with tung oil, but note that any other oils will get in there an go rancid. In essence, a butcher block countertop is among the worst possible choices. Granite is #1."}
+{"text":"Soapstone*"}
+{"text":"No they are just not worth the hassle but it takes to maintain them."}
+{"text":"Possible retard question here but, why not polyurethane finish? I don't put food directly on my countertops, I have large plastic cutting boards that I prep on anyway, is there any reason I shouldn't glue up some ripped 2x2s to width, biscuit and glue them with waterproof glue, maybe some wood hardener, then polyurethane coat it?"}
+{"text":"Chainsaw thread. What chainsaws are you guys using and what things you like or dislike about them? Would you pick a different saw if you would be buying one today? Also do you fix and maintain them yourself or use shop?"}
+{"text":"I'm afraid to use a chainsaw because I don't know if I fully understand the dangers yet. I get how kickback works. It happens when the tip hits something and there's not enough cutting at the sides. And I get that you should never stand infront of the blade because if it breaks it will fly out and mangle them. What else? I'm gonna have to learn eventually"}
+{"text":"Lowes house brand, Kobalt, they don't own it but it's their 'go-to'"}
+{"text":"That's the one. The batteries deplete fairly quickly but I never do any heavy cutting, just enough for firewood for a few days. It's almost 10 years old, and besides adding bar oil and sharpening the chain it's been zero maintenance."}
+{"text":"Some of these things are too big to go in the fire place C'mon man... In a thread exclusively about cutting wood? Still, I'm glad you have a great set-up and community, anon. rRRRRrrrRRRrRRrR-RUNNNNNnnnnniggERniggerniigggerRigggigiggierrrrrRrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR!!"}
+{"text":"I know this feels... Then when you have one of those days that you absolutely DO NOT WANT to be sawing deadfall in the way, some tree decides to have leprosy right into the driveway... your pic Those women are usually Beer-Battered, right? Only thing better is Baby-Battered."}
+{"text":"Solve an argument I'm having with my wife: Old bucket of paint, has been sitting for a few weeks. Is this mold, or paint separation?"}
+{"text":"mold Let me guess. She's saying the paint is growing mold on it Lol just toss some baking soda on it and see if it dies"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the question"}
+{"text":"Does it matter? It's unusable either way. Get rid of it and stop arguing about stupid pointless things."}
+{"text":"Does it taste like mould?"}
+{"text":"t. Never heard of a mixing stick"}
+{"text":"I’m doing a remodel on my kitchen and had to go into the ceiling. Discovered the builder cut these holes into the joists. How in Gods name is this acceptable? These holes are huge."}
+{"text":"bruh, if your house is on fire, it's already a lost cause. it doesn't matter which one burns faster at that point, you lost the structure already."}
+{"text":"True, but it's definitely better if there's a little more substance to the structural components so I have a little more time to get my ass out before it collapses."}
+{"text":"That's not true. house fire starts in kitchen by retard who cooks everything on HIGH Frozen french fries, covered in frost, in overfilled, overheated, saucepan of sneed-Goyl OH SHIDOHSHIDOSHID!! Calls fire dept They are there in 7 minutes Kitchen is a loss, but rest of house, aside from some smoke damage is OK. Happens all the time with older homes pre-1930s. Modern homes? Yeah, you're right. I get why builders switched to gyp-some(intentional,) board over plaster, but homes where the interior walls were coated in a green scratch coat were a hell of a lot more resilient and fire/mold resistant. If you drive through, or just watch YT videos filmed in places that are now defunct, \"ghetto\" neighborhoods, you'll see a lot of houses that had fires, but are still standing. That said, I've also never met a more scammy group of people than disaster remediation companies. Well, we're going to have to GUT everything and hire in the cheapest $12/hr. \"clean-up\" guys for $95/billable hr. then get Hucklebuck Randy and Chuck in a truck, the painters, to \"Encapsulate\" the whole thing with KILLZ for, oh... $6500.00. Seriously, I've never seen such incompetence and WASTE driven spending in my life before. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"OP thumbnail looked like a butthole and got my pingaling hard so I'm gonna go crank my hog now ty"}
+{"text":"Literally what ikea did"}
+{"text":"Anyone ever designed their own PCB? Trying to replace the front IO Panel that supports a USB 3.0 Anyone know the name for Female 19 pin header? Want to place it on the board so I can just use off the shelf USB 3.0 19 pin header extension cable."}
+{"text":"IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Both ports are working! Thanks everyone"}
+{"text":"Currently defense contractor building $2,000,000 36 layer high speed DDR5 and RF ipc cl3 boards designed to be thrown in the ground for 30 years and still have 100% fidelity. I'm looking at this image of your layout and sensing you don't fully understand SI. The decoupling on those diffs are staggering, likely to have massive convergence issues. You'll be a lot better off running coupled serpentines. Also, place reference vias BEFORE routing. You should have every via you need placed before running traces. But I don't need vias Clearly. We don't need to think about signal integrity. It's just modern made up jargon to sound important."}
+{"text":"Is it better to buy the trashiest used mobile home I can find, buy a shipping container and DIY, or buy a prefab \"tiny home\", cuckshed, etc.? I want to do the bare minimum, the only real requirement is having a roof over my head."}
+{"text":"I've heard of people doing that too. nowadays 10-20k profit probably won't happen as house prices seem to be cooling off/plateauing but it'll still probably be better than an apartment. I definitely would've done this in college if I'd had friends ;_:"}
+{"text":"It’s actually crazy to me that age discrimination is illegal in some places yet it always has carveouts to make this legal. Why can’t I just identify as an old man that’s seen enough shit and go live in sunset hills."}
+{"text":"I'd agree that small, prefab homes are probably your best bet. Mobile homes and shipping container conversions have terrible insulation and you'll be paying out the nose to heat and cool the inside."}
+{"text":"The land is just as expensive as the house honestly. The further away from the city you go, the cheaper the land you can find. Like this anon said. A small prefab house is probably your best bet. They're relatively cheap, easy to set up, and are decently insulated compared to mobile homes and converted shipping containers. The main issue is getting utilities hooked up."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of any websites that have architechtural plan resources? I want to build a cabin or even geodesic dome on my property, but all the resources I can find are $500 priced glamping airbnb stuff."}
+{"text":"i have a couple nat geo posters i want to put on the wall, but they are double sided. how do i frames these."}
+{"text":"I guess they don't have these in stores anymore."}
+{"text":"I see, are you sure this is a problem?"}
+{"text":"ya, one side is bird migration another is rivers."}
+{"text":"Backlight the poster so the rear image is visible through the front image."}
+{"text":"copy one of the sides and frame both."}
+{"text":"In Texas, auto parts stores and scrap yards pay $15 for each stolen car battery. Plus the scrap yards will buy the cables. Thieves bust the drivers window with a spark plug, pop the hood, then cut out the cables with bolt cutters. My car has a factory cable with multiple wires and costs $279-. My neighbors and I are struggling to stop this in our Houston area. Any suggestions are appreciated."}
+{"text":"texas Is compressed phosgene gas permitted?"}
+{"text":"Buy a ford escape then watch them spend an hour trying to remove the battery."}
+{"text":"They will do $1,000s of damage."}
+{"text":"Can you do any fabrication? Would make something that locks over the interior hood release. Must be removed to open it."}
+{"text":"boil potassium and dunk your window in it. fills in the gap and/or replaced the sodium in the glass structure turning it into gorillia glass, it is soviet tech that corning ware made into a widely prevalent product. not suitable for emergency egress glass do no try this at home. packing tap lamination of your window inside and out should reduce breakage, but not safe for emergency exit egress. the painting of eyes and/or the entire face has compelling evidence that it reduce crime, i assume you'll want to use an anglo features to maximize the batman effect opposed to african. parking under a street light reduces crime, loud noises outside of the assailant control will increase their anxiety, south african used to lead in unique car theft deterrent system famous for the aftermarket flame thrower."}
+{"text":"Setting up an office, once the new floors are in. There was a flood... Looking for advice. As yoy ca. See it isnt a huge space. Roughly 195cm wide, 220cm deep on the short wall, 300cm on the long wall. I'm planning for an 80 centimeter deep desk, because my setup is two 32 inch monitors. I'm going to put in automatic drop door sweeps on this door and another door leading to the hallway, as well as ceiling the gap around the door to sound proof the doors as much as possible. Depending on how the sound is in the room if I need additional soundproofing I was going to get some thick MDF sheets improp them up against the walls, covering the inside with that triangle acoustic foam to stop the reverberations. If additional soundproofing is not needed I will just attach the acoustic foam to cardboard or thin mdf and attach it to the wall. I don't want sound coming in or out and I need to have good audio quality for a work from home job. Does anyone have any ideas of what to do to create a good home office? Maybe I could get some kind of grow lights and have Bonsai trees in there?"}
+{"text":"The shape is a bit odd, that's a built-in in closet for a guest room"}
+{"text":"should i put my collection in this office?"}
+{"text":"Post all about /diy/ robotics, robowaifus, kits, hardware, careers, ideas, etc."}
+{"text":"I do intend to make a portion if the fu opensource What usable intellectual property do you actually own"}
+{"text":"The lower half"}
+{"text":"Ok, when exactly will chores hit the roadmap? Put in a maid costume or not, i really couldn't care less."}
+{"text":"Wheres the comparative advantage in that? The purpose of the bot is sex bot. Not even elon musk can get his tesla bots to do chores but you might as well wait for him."}
+{"text":"so nothing, okay"}
+{"text":"/g/ abandoned me. you're still here chat? I could use a little cheer. Its like nobody wants me to be the one who makes this but in the end im the only doing it you know."}
+{"text":"It’s a child ain’t it?"}
+{"text":"Oh my god you’re going to wind up on the news for skinning someone lmfao This is a horrifying image"}
+{"text":"Look man I’m going to be blunt. Nobody is taking you seriously because this is the worst shit I’ve ever seen. Your POC isn’t physically clean. Your workspace isn’t physically clean. You can’t afford real equipment or materials but can afford a gross (unbrushed!) wig. You are ten steps ahead of yourself. You shouldn’t be making a ratty peeling head; you should be making 100 different 5x5x0.5cm samples of skin materials and testing their tensile and compressive strengths, elasticity, etc. Forming it into a head and giving it waifu eyes shouldn’t even be on your radar if you’re planning on anyone else ever making or having one of these. Because of all that and a dozen or more other tells, this is clearly just someone young and optimistic or in the middle of a manic episode making something grimily and without documentation or reproducibility, for themselves, that will get bored of it before spring. I meet at least 100 of you a year. I can count the number that I still saw or knew of a year later, ever, on one hand. Why help someone who can’t help themselves? t. materials engineer that owns a makerspace"}
+{"text":"you're on the /diy/ board anon, not the do it right board. its interesting seeing the different points this guy hits, and how some things stick, like insisting on using the miku mask i would be semi embarrassed to call a proof of concept, versus what he just abandons outright, like the full scale servo actuated eyes. its interesting to watch someone attempt the kind of things i used to get really excited to try when i was younger, but lacked the skill so put them off, and by the time i DID have the skills, i knew better than to try. i for one wish robotwaifu anon luck and look forward to seeing him succeed and fail, as long as he's learning as he goes."}
+{"text":"this is clearly just someone young and optimistic or in the middle of a manic episode its a grown ass man with assburgers"}
+{"text":"Not all the time, but I keep getting random loads, especially whites, where the clothes come out the dryer with 1-2 splatters of small black spots. I have a top loader washer and a dryer. The dryer is starting to squeak during use. Could this be bearing grease? I don't think it's mold as I've left wet paper towels in the area and they don't get moldy after a day. If it is bearing grease, is it fixable or do I have to buy new units?"}
+{"text":"Run diluted vinegar or citric acid through a cycle without a load. Maybe a rubber seal is degrading."}
+{"text":"It's the dryer with the steam sanitize nozzle. I just wiped up the zap degreaser and it was a mess of black and blue splotches on an area that 'looked' clean. I still think I need either a new dryer or a professional to come out and fix all the seals in case any of that was leaking in."}
+{"text":"You could remove the nozzle and disable the feature, but you'd have to disassemble the dryer."}
+{"text":"Do you have a pic of the spots on your clothes?"}
+{"text":"What should I use for diy kitchen backing that's better than this peal and stick shit that's all over amazon? Hopefully some product exists that I'm missing that's easier than all the youtube tile suggestions involving stripping the paint and using grout/adhesives and leveling nightmares too. I've never tiled a kitchen backing but I'm sick of mine and all these seem like they fall off people's walls in a week and look like rotten ass irl compared to the sales pics."}
+{"text":"but I'm a fucking triple retard"}
+{"text":"Dear tile masters, I posted a tile question in the SQTDDTOT. didn't want to hijack OP's thread."}
+{"text":"what are the tile layers? drywall mud steel mesh tile Did I get that right? How do you space the tile?"}
+{"text":"Bruh grout isn’t that hard. You can do it right or you can do it twice."}
+{"text":"I hate tiny tiles because of autism but this is clean as fuck. Good job."}
+{"text":"I can't get my hands on anything remotely resembling a vacuum pot where I live, not even online. Realistically, how feasible is to weld two containers together and suck the air out of between them so I can cook meals for virtually free? I already use a food thermos to passively cook pasta, rice, noodles, but something like the stanley pot would allow for bigger meals like stews."}
+{"text":"also"}
+{"text":"It's a matter of heating the temperature of something to a specific level. Then it is done. The \"problem\" with stovetop cooking is most of the heat is not transferred to the food, but lost through the walls and top of the cooking vessel, thus you have to keep adding heat. Moreover, the max level you can heat water to is 212. The idea behind these cooling vessels is that you are able to transfer all the heat to the food and none is lost through the top or sides, making it far more efficient. It does work and that's why it's been used for hundreds of years to cook with."}
+{"text":"This. If Stanley made something like their crock pot and added electric to it like those electric lunch boxes, it would be lit. The hottest those crock pots get is about 170F and goes down hill from there very quickly. You're not cooking anything in 170F in those big pots."}
+{"text":"It's a matter of heating the temperature of something to a specific level. Then it is done. Sure, but the chemical and physical changes that occur in food when we \"cook\" it are endothermic so getting it to a certain temperature takes a lot more energy than the textbook heat capacity of that material would imply. A bucket of 100C water doesn't have enough energy to cook an appropriately sized input of vegetables."}
+{"text":"Does anyone practice an artistic craft such as glass art, wood carving, ceramics, painting little objects, and so on? What do you do and what are the most satisfying things you've done in it? Advice for people who want to get started?"}
+{"text":"They be....... Gnomin' around"}
+{"text":"Those definitely look better than the other handmade ceramic Christmas trees I've seen. How's getting into ceramics? Is the beginner tier all boring mold-pouring?"}
+{"text":"My grandma started this shop in the 70s, and back then, it was all about buying molds to pour and paint and so on... The market seems to have shifted though, because all of the mold companies have either shuttered or been bought up, and there's only really one company doing them anymore. So these days, it's about buying Bisque, or Bisk, or just, unpainted ceramics, since I guess it's also easier since you only need a kiln and even then only if you're doing glaze. Also, these gnomes kinda suck, since I did them, the good stuff was from before grandma had her stroke, pic related"}
+{"text":"most of our stuff seems to be animals and Christmas, a large chunk of our few thousand molds seem to be Christmas ornaments (a lot of very small molds) and damn near every building you could think of for making one of those Christmas village scene things"}
+{"text":"Back when I had more money, I would buy fancy crystals and send them out to get faceted. There was a guy in SoCal who did really great custom designs, made a hexagonal cut on a piece of Nd:YAG for me. That might be a viable business for you anon, since I think all those guys are prolly old and about to retire or kick the bucket."}
+{"text":"Is there any /diy/ guide for beginners who want to design their own PCBs for first time?"}
+{"text":"You are one autistic faggot"}
+{"text":"Dave Jones' guide is a pretty good place to start."}
+{"text":"So what's the right way then?"}
+{"text":"It's probably fine for what you're doing but generally avoid sharp corners for EMI reasons, because you can accidentally make something that's like a little horn antenna, and historically to avoid acid traps in PCB fabrication, though that's not as much of a concern at well-controlled modern fabricators."}
+{"text":"You basically start with a big, fat ugly pcb, then you shrink it down with more efficient pathways and layers every time."}
+{"text":"Got a few more sanding passes to do then its time for the osmo and ceramic coat"}
+{"text":"You're right, they do. \"What if we made a table to eat off of with a FUCKTON of toxic chemicals?\" Was going to get one of those \"river\" looking cutting boards done the same way because my wife liked it. After looking at how stupid that actually is I just got a big-ass block of wood. Done. Would you eat resin? Do you really think small shavings or micro abraisions don't happen?"}
+{"text":"You eat off your table? Must suck to be so poor you cant afford plates"}
+{"text":"That's cool dude, I saw a couple of guys getting into this. I'd perhaps like to live in a place big enough and have time to try this out one day."}
+{"text":"I remember thinking these were starting to be played out in 2012 Can’t believe people are still making them"}
+{"text":"Arthur Jermyn toes"}
+{"text":"Homebrew general. Post you brews, recipes, ideas and problems old 'un"}
+{"text":"It was a classic grape wine, over 20 liters of it after fermentation was done. I made it over a year ago from my own grapes, every few months I would drain some of it for drinking and move it into a smaller jar when possible. It tasted ok ever time until now when it's undrinkable, I think I might have failed to tighten it properly after last time and it was breathing air but I'm not sure. I think contamination is unlikely as I always clean my jars with potassium metabisulfite and citric acid before pouring anything into them. I don't think I can salvage it in any way so I'm thinking about just dumping it down the drain but maybe there is something I could still use it for I don't know about."}
+{"text":"Vinegar"}
+{"text":"Can I make decent quality vinegar this way? I have hear I could do this but I assumed it would be inferior to off the shelf vinegar and smell really bad I guess I could give it a shoot, not like I'll use it for anything else, do I just leave it open and let bacteria do their thing?"}
+{"text":"Should work, you can also probably buy a vinegar mother or dump some live vinegar in. I would just cover it with a cloth and let it go."}
+{"text":"Add kombucha. That'll chew through the remaining alcohol and sugar and crowd out the other bacteria. People have been experimenting with it for reuse of pomace and the results seem promising."}
+{"text":"Wondering about the fiber arts scene on /diy/. Share past/current projects, tips, tricks, suppliers, patterns, and news from the wider fiber arts community. Or just ask for help. All mediums and styles welcome. Knit, crochet, tufting, weaving, even nalbinding for the 2 of you that partake."}
+{"text":"Hello anons. My sister is really into all of this stuff and I want to get her a tabletop loom for her birthday since she wants to get into weaving. I'm totally clueless about all of this though. She has a lot of experience knitting and crocheting and darning and has made various socks and scarves and things so she's not totally new to fiber arts in general. I want to get her something that's beginner-friendly enough that she can learn to weave relatively frustration-free but also use it to make something nice and not be limited by a very basic beginner/handheld model. It looks like a 4 shaft table loom might be the right choice here but again I'm pretty clueless. What do you guys suggest?"}
+{"text":"It kind of depends? If she likes working with color and texture more than anything else, a rigid heddle loom will work. It's the simplest and cheapest option, but as you probably picked up, it's pretty limited. You can expand it with like, pick-up and stuff, but fundamentally it's for plain weave. There's nothing really /wrong/ with that (even very fancy weavers do a lot of plain weave) but it can be limiting. Though if she wants to do tapestry it will do that fine as well. A four-shaft table loom is probably the best mix of simplicity and flexibility. That's where I started, and it's worked well for me. It is more of a pain to set up than a rigid heddle loom, since you have to worry about different shafts and such, but you can do twills and twills are great. The one I own is a custom so I don't know what actual brands are best, but it looks like the Schacht Cricket Quartet is a nice place to start and won't break the bank, even if it is rather narrow. For something more expensive, it looks like Ashford has a nice table loom. I'd personally recommend 24 inches as a good weaving width - it's not so wide it's hard to find a place for, but it's not so narrow you're stuck only doing scarves. (for stuff like blankets she'll be weaving strips and sewing them together anyway) (by the way weaving is /fantastic/ for making blankets) You'll also have to think about reeds, and unless she has a lot of very fine yarn a 6 or 8-dent might be a good place to start - you can always thread more yarns through the dents. A 12-dent is really good for flexibility (it just makes the math easier in a lot of ways) but a too-narrow reed will abrade the yarn and she probably has mostly knitting yarns, which are generally thicker. Learning to Weave by Deborah Chandler is a great introductory book, if you want to help her get started with dressing the loom and doing basic weaving. It's how I started, and it gives very clear instructions."}
+{"text":"You can try checking Craigslist/Facebook Marketplace for something used, which does happen a lot, though you're running the risk of grabbing something that doesn't work off an estate sale. Looms are pretty basic mechanically, though, so some care will probably fix most issues up. If your area has a weaver's guild you can try contacting them for more information about what's in the area, they'll probably be thrilled to help. Just be careful of hyper-opinionated types."}
+{"text":"Thanks, this is a big help."}
+{"text":"I’m putting together a tent sauna, but my current settup won’t go above 125F. It’s a Morzh tent, and I’m trying to reuse my US stove caribou 18 stove, but even though with the rocks the steam is nice, its heat is inadequate. It’s honestly inadequate for my 9x13ft canvas tent in the winter also, so I was wondering if any of you have ever used a larger hot tent stove in a sauna (like a winnerwell nomad stove). It looks like I might need to get two purposes built stoves, one for long steady burns in the tent, and another for fast intense burns in the sauna. Though obviously if I can avoid the added expense of a second stove it would be nice. Else, maybe some tips for getting a hotter fire? I’m just burning fir I cut last spring."}
+{"text":"Overall pic to show size and chimney height"}
+{"text":"Whats a sauna"}
+{"text":"Is PETG the gayest filament of all time? Have I been deceived by the plastic jew?"}
+{"text":"what fillament and printer are you using?"}
+{"text":"when it's good, it's very, very good and when it's bad, it's horrid"}
+{"text":"PETG is good, you're just getting skill issue'd. big flat surfaces on the bed Yeah that's gonna warp if you don't have an enclosure."}
+{"text":"using 3d printed slop to make food enjoy your bacteria growing in between the layers petg isn't the same as PET (i.e. plastic bottles) because the G (glycol) makes it softer and weaker."}
+{"text":"Is PETG the gayest filament of all time? Nah, that's PPS. Have I been deceived by the plastic jew? Happens to everyone."}
+{"text":"Hi /diy/, I'm in between jobs right now and lately I've been collecting broken appliances from the curb and checking the dumpsters around my local apartments too. I've taken apart a few microwaves and resold a couple working mini-fridges. It's not a ton of money but it keeps me busy. Any other scrap collectors?"}
+{"text":"truck parked crooked over a spot it never could have fit in anyway this is way funnier than it has any right to be"}
+{"text":"hobo was able to afford a garage for his new car and an addition to his house thanks to hard work and gumption the american fucking dream right here"}
+{"text":"Are you perhaps romanian"}
+{"text":"I do Security and its the worst thing when some asshole tells some bum he has \"permission\" to go through trash to collect cans. Always leads to \"collecting scrap\" which always leads to shit like ripping downspouts off the building or just smash and grab out of cars. Give one bum \"permission\" to even think about being on property and in a week you got a small village and you are Bum Central. \"Permission\" will be passed via \"electricity\" like in baseball from bum to bum. Plus the cops will be \"but they were GIVEN permission\"."}
+{"text":"Security You guys walk right passed bum tents on properties that you’re supposed to be securing. You’re worse than they are."}
+{"text":"a heating engineer told me that these lines on the inside of my boiler are a sign of damage. is this true?"}
+{"text":"those are the ribs showing due to malnutrition"}
+{"text":"the metal has heated and then constricted. if he was just an advisor doing an inspection he may be correct. if he was trying to sell you a service or replacement chances are he was trying to scam you. only real way to know is to open it up... which should be done every few years anyway to inspect the burner and clean out any debris."}
+{"text":"Engineer hasn't had Worcester Training. Worcester say this is fine. Although it is a sign that the boiler has been reaching high temperatures. Make sure you get a full strip down and clean service. Change burner seal, refill expansion vessel. Boiler looks quite old. Can you post the serial number? Be interesting know when it was manufactured."}
+{"text":"explain Septic System to me like I'm a bitch. Shouldn't there be an \"Oh fuck\" overflow outlet, like before even the first tank, so it can never back up into the house? I've heard of Septics overflowing into house. Is that illegal because your System has to work so you don't spread shit, so having it \"sealed\" is the way you are forced to have a valid system? I'm thinking if I got a place out in the sticks I'd want to add an RV hook up out from under the house, and I guess I could also add an extra Y so I could connect a hose which could lead to an emergency over-flow gravity fed line. WTF happens if your System is OK, but suddenly under fairly sustained excessive use? Will it most likely drain OK, but \"water\" not treated and live turd germs into Leach Field, and how bad is that and do people get in trouble for it? Does it start showing up in your neighbors well water and you get sued and a shitty rep? Seems like any well designed system would include that, and into a normally dry pond or covered hole or French Drain or something. I also saw diagram of a \"solid state\" dosing system that somehow worked without any pumps. IIRC it had a float and valve on a hinge on an angled arm so the valve would stay closed until \"water\" level well above it, then would open and drop level to well below float level. Seems simple and fool proof. WTF with pump systems. Seems like opening a big valve would be better than some little pump (that will be not just going on fritz but in the shit)."}
+{"text":"How about a service to Ass-Blast clogged sepic field, since I hear they mostly clog with grease. Take a Shit-Tanker, add a reverse high volume pump, fill it with a solution of some fairly harmless solvent, heat it all up to near boiling, and hook up to Field inlet and blast field pipes with high speed, hi-volume boiling hot solution. Seems like it might be worth a try for a $1000 or WTF for the Service Call would be, compared to a whole new field, might add another 10yrs, or more, because now you learned not to dump grease."}
+{"text":"explain Septic System to me like I'm a bitch. It's a hole for shit just like your dirty mouth you fucking slut whore"}
+{"text":"Going from sewer services to septic took some adjustment for my family of four. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."}
+{"text":"I heard it was mostly \"no grease\" and limit certain foods (don't just send everything down Garbage Disposal). Maybe you had too small or partly clogged septic. Seems like it should handle lots of piss and shit no problem, especially piss."}
+{"text":"BTW, the only two times I've encountered serious roaches in SF Gay Area was where there was no garbage disposal(s). One was renting from a German landlord in East Bay (he also had some big bug up his butt about \"no screen doors!\". He literally thought it would drop his RE value $100K if one was installed on back door where no one would even see from street.) The other was in SF \"Projects\" where they only have to provide the minimal LEGAL required shit. Plus Garbage Disposal is a MAJOR \"maintenance\" item for any rental operation. I did Security at a high class large Apts and they had a PALLET of new units to feed off and a special cart just to do that job. At least one old woman had a new one installed about every month, due to dropping silverware and bottle caps, etc. But for the rent she was paying they just dealt with it."}
+{"text":"foundationless frames Don't, just don't. Not even remotely true. I've got hives hard up against a brick wall, under a low hanging tree, multiple hives in rows with only enough space to stand between them for inspections. The bees don't care. Also a record swarming season has landed me with a record number of hives under my care currently (16) not a lot for a pro but this is only a weekend thing for me. Plus varroa has only just landed in my area the past 6 months so I'll have that to deal with too soon enough. Thinking of getting out completely. Been finding it really hard to put the effort in to go and inspect them, middle of the honey flow right now they're probably all honey bound. Every part of beekeeping is such a big physical effort. Honey extracting is just a series of enormous sitcky messes to clean up. I'd be so much happier with like 2 or 3 hives like I used to have 10 years ago. Maybe I should just sell colonies instead of honey it seems to be much more lucrative. Thanks for reading my blog"}
+{"text":"Bees are the airborn equivalent of rats"}
+{"text":"i bought a copy of this the other day even though i don't have any immediate plans to beekeep"}
+{"text":"I've got hives hard up against a brick wall under a low hanging tree multiple hives in rows with only enough space to stand between them for inspections. The bees don't care That's excellent news for me, thanks for your post. I exactly wanted to put a hive either under a low tree or against a wall. I'm going to start with one hive. I found a kit on amazon for about $150, do you think that's a good starter kit? If not, could you suggest one please? Thanks."}
+{"text":"I doubt you can get everything you need that cheaply. Pic related is the minimum amount of gear I'd recommend to start with. You'll want 2 boxes so you've got a spare ready to go when the bees need it. Would also recommend a full length suit instead of a head-only veil, until you know the temperament of your bees (they're all different) Also if your arm is like that pic you're going to have a hard time lifting a full box of honey frames that can weigh 75lbs..."}
+{"text":"friend tells me americans build houses out of paper and toothpicks then pay half a million dollars for them obviously he's joking, have a laugh look it up later it's real Do you \"people\" seriously do this? Use flimsy twigs and literal fucking paper to build your dwellings?"}
+{"text":"i've been thinking about this recently since i'm looking to move out bush and possibly build something better. i studied construction some 18 years ago and then went into a different field. We were only really taught about brick veneer with steel or wooden frames as it's the standard for half of Aus. Anyone got examples of some cross sections that are actually well insulating, especially for hot/humid environments?"}
+{"text":"sticks straw there was a story about this"}
+{"text":"It's a financial issue relating to build cost, leverage, sub prime mortgage and tax. You borrow as little as possible, build a sub prime death trap, claim its worth a fraction of what you paid to build it to dodge property tax, rent the death trap out to leverage it straight away. The issue is that asset taxes are too high, rental income tax can be negatively geared, the government makes money importing materials and the poor pay the cost of local material shortages"}
+{"text":"It's partly an issue of \"developers\" versus traditional \"builders.\" A developer buys up a huge chunk of rural or agricultural land that is way beyond what a homebuyer could afford, subdivides it into as many tiny parcels as possible, and then builds the homes \"to suit\" for buyers out of a couple different options and with the shittiest labor and materials they can get away with. The easy availability of credit allows homebuyers to drive the price of these hovels up in competition with one another to the point where the developer sets the price for whatever the market will bear. I watched as the sign out front of one development changed from \"mid 300's\" to \"upper 400's\" just due to local demand, meaning pure profit for the developer. In addition, the developers' purchasing power allows them a near monopoly in the area they're in, and they form LLCs for specific projects that they dissolve afterwards in order to dodge liability when things start falling apart. Having a monopoly and no liability allows them to crank these shit heaps out, regardless of what people actually want."}
+{"text":"claim its worth a fraction of what you paid to build it to dodge property tax do you really think you can just decide what the property is worth? stop talking out of your ass retard, you don't know how shit works."}
+{"text":"I'll start - pissing in the parking lot is free."}
+{"text":"Went to italy some 20years ago; old lady sitting in chair at highway toilets entry expecting tip/whatever. Wut? Weird and anachronic as fuck. Tbh in germoney you also have to pay"}
+{"text":"I've had good luck with cheap knives and I beat the everloving fuck out of them. I'm sure actual knives from the gas stations with their flashy looks and blingy handles are pure shit, but cheap ones off budk, ebay, or even temu have been 100% fine for me. #1 thing to do is not get one that has stupid blingy features. #2 is when you get it immediately take the screws out one by one and apply red loctite or super glue and then re-torque them down. That's it. Enjoy your new cheap knife, sharpen it on a belt grinder, use it as a scraper and prybar if you want and don't feel bad when you lose it or break the tip off... Pic rel is probably 7 or 8 years of abuse on less than $10 a piece knives... They get used as gasket scrapers, prybars, screwdrivers, cutting twine on bales, castrating calves, cutting knots open on cattle, and then cutting apple slices to eat. Sharpened on a 1x30 belt sander whenever necessary."}
+{"text":"watches I haven’t worn a watch in about 30 years. It’s just something I decided I didn’t need nowadays. I have a clock in my car, and several in my house, a cellphone and a laptop. Before those, I had a pager if there is issues. I’m usually pretty unconcerned about knowing what time it is, and I’ve structured my life around it (I’m not a radio silenced isolated sleeper/splinter cell team member worried about subsecond detonations to save the world) It’s jewelry. I got handed several apple watches from family members that simply didn’t use them. They’re sitting in a drawer now with the other ones."}
+{"text":"Same. I can check my phone if I'm so inclined to know what time it is. Most of the time I really couldn't give any less of a fuck. I'll get there when I get there."}
+{"text":"Keeping time is only an ancillary function of something else these days. I do wish they'd come out with an music player that has a watch on it. One that is affordable anyway. It's amazing how fantastically expensive mp3 players still are these days."}
+{"text":"been working this for a while now for a pretty decent company. jobs include antifouling, metal work, polishing, washdowns etc. realistically, could a yacht maintenance business be ran well solo? i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships but enjoy the work and would like to earn more money but dont know how well one person would do handling all the jobs mentioned by themself."}
+{"text":"gets a job i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships doesn't learn the most invaluable skill during the course of his employment ngmi"}
+{"text":"sounds toxic AF I'd been good at training people as carpenter, and I was doing good as my own One Man biz, but as soon as I tried to hire underlings I became a psycho. Part if that was we were working inside fairly high end homes in middle of RE transactions and I didn't have any real \"capital\" or insurance so any fuck up would be a disaster. Hard to solo because you are wearing so many \"hats\" as marketing, bidding, shopping, etc besides the actual work."}
+{"text":"It's somewhat toxic work and usually when people hire solo practitioners it's more along the lines of giving some live aboard crack head $20 to dive in the marina and scrape oysters and shit off your hull."}
+{"text":"there is PPE for the jobs but even still i dont give a shit. Antifouling is the only job that exposes you to carcinogenic shit, the rest is just shrapnel etc. But the antifouling makes good money"}
+{"text":"i am incapable of making friendships/partnerships welcometotheclubpal.iso"}
+{"text":"post your tractors"}
+{"text":"Mmm. Tractor flavored milkshake."}
+{"text":"brakes work as intended does that have a fucked up hydraulic over hydraulic system that jd construction loved so much in the 70s/80s? i swear those were designed by some jokester at sperry vickers to ruin mechanics lives. that shit is impossible to troubleshoot and will work perfectly the 1st press of the pedal then never again in that fiscal quarter they musta had some beef going with wabco or bendix at the time because standard old air brakes would have been just too easy"}
+{"text":"does that have a fucked up hydraulic over hydraulic system that jd construction loved so much in the 70s/80s? i swear those were designed by some jokester at sperry vickers to ruin mechanics lives. that shit is impossible to troubleshoot and will work perfectly the 1st press of the pedal then never again in that fiscal quarter they musta had some beef going with wabco or bendix at the time because standard old air brakes would have been just too easy They are definitely hydraulic brakes. That's all I know about it at the moment... Probably better get a service manual coming soon."}
+{"text":"Annnnd I bought an International 1066 today..."}
+{"text":"I have one of these in a container Should I do it up? Not mine obviously but the same model"}
+{"text":"My basement leaks during heavy rainfall so I'm guessing there's cracks in the foundation. Is this fixable myself? Do I have to dig outside and fix it from there too?"}
+{"text":"In Europe we drill holes every 5” and inject them it with a gel sealant. The stuff is very liquid so it pulls into all the small cracks and then dries hard so water cant run through it anymore"}
+{"text":"I had significant water intrusion in my garage-basement. I could access 3 sides above-ground. I hand-dug all 3 sides all the way to the footing. Took a few weekends but a little hard work is good for you. Installed bump-matt down to the footing, then drain pipe/gravel/fabric. Pipes all connected & drain sloped down a little ways away with a buried sump-pit. Put the dirt back. That was 3 years ago. Completely solved the water problem. Had to add dirt after 1 year to address the settling. So - can you do it yourself? Yeah. It takes work but honestly other than time & sweat, it wasn't bad. If I could have gotten a rented digger back in there, it would have been a one-weekend job."}
+{"text":"grade the ground on the outside to shed water away from your foundation. i had kinda a similar issue. put a downspout extension on where the water was coming from outside, 90% of the issue went away. most basements are gonna be considered slightly damp in the best of conditions if they aren't sealed from the outside. which hasn't been standard practice until the 90s really."}
+{"text":"doesnt fix hydrostatic pressure. if you have enough water that its coming through your walls, sealing it off is gonna risk damaging the foundation, you need to remove it or make sure it doesnt even end up there in the first place."}
+{"text":"if its not a big leak you can you waterproofing paint and then fix your gutters. that pic looked like my basement i used zinsser, no more problems or humidity"}
+{"text":"Noob here that needs help identifying the polarity of this capacitor. It's a replacement part for my dryer. pls sars i need de needful"}
+{"text":"Also don't do this It should have a line on it on top usually that gives you the negative leg"}
+{"text":"This dual rating makes them versatile for filtering interference and protecting electronic equipment. I think the dual rating makes them kinda gay"}
+{"text":"Electrolytic capacitors are polarized (shrinkwrap will say which is the negative terminal) t. Just replaced one in kitchen hand dryer (.50€ job (probably 50 more than buying bulk off baba ali), instead of >50 € for new dryer)"}
+{"text":"kitchen hand dryer i have questions is this common where you are from? never seen one"}
+{"text":"Not that I know lol but there you have it. Anyway, it stopped working, so i pulled it out, but all others I see are the public restroom style bigass ones, and not cheap, even the chinese, so I just fixed it and it's back up and running again now."}
+{"text":"any idea of what to do with this broken mirror? What blade should I use to cut it?"}
+{"text":"Would have been an interesting kintsugi project"}
+{"text":"To be fair a bit of duck tape will have that sorted in a hot minute"}
+{"text":"You can cut glass with a water jet but you don't have one of those and never will have access to one"}
+{"text":"the mirror realm is evil toss it into the dumpster round back the Little Cesar's then get some bread sticks ask them to make it fresh for you"}
+{"text":"Has any of you managed to have current or former employers to pay for certification courses say in welding, rope access, aerial lift, first aid etc? If so how did you convince them? Thanks."}
+{"text":"let morons use crane unsupervised hook unstable 13t load off center poor fresh hire labtech becomes human pizza everybody even remotely adjacent to lifting gear gets rigger cert"}
+{"text":"As an apprentice they sent me for telehandler training since the foreman was sick of an expensive journeyman sitting in the telehandler when a much more expendable first year could do it"}
+{"text":"Yes, everyone at my small company just got forklift certified, even the managers since they sometimes find themselves in the position of ordering other people to use forklifts. Telehandler and ariel certs aren't hard either."}
+{"text":"Wtf"}
+{"text":"I need to put a pier foundation under this and I'm scared"}
+{"text":"Have you checked if those anchors can hold the weight?"}
+{"text":"First off why do you need to put a pier foundation under it? Is it settling or are the blocks not sufficient? I think putting beams perpendicularly would be the wrong thing to do because you would have to run a lot of them to support it sufficiently. Why not just dig out and pour a footer on both sides say a foot wide and running the length of the skid?"}
+{"text":"First off why do you need to put a pier foundation under it? I was thinking it would be nice to prevent potential flooding from freak storms, or maybe used as a crawl space or an area where I store things. But I like your concrete footer idea, I hadnt thought of that. The skids are 32 feet long, do you think I would be able to pour the concrete myself or would that require a truck? Have you checked if those anchors can hold the weight? Allowable axial downward (compression) load: ~3,625 lb Allowable uplift load: ~760 lb (with anchoring adhesive or cast-in-place attachment) Allowable lateral loads: ~1,265 lb (parallel) and ~985 lb (perpendicular) in some installation conditions. two skids with a gap of 6 feet between them and 3 feet to the walls not sure how much it weighs desu"}
+{"text":"I was thinking it would be nice to prevent potential flooding from freak storms, or maybe used as a crawl space or an area where I store things. But I like your concrete footer idea, I hadnt thought of that. The skids are 32 feet long, do you think I would be able to pour the concrete myself or would that require a truck? If you went a foot wide and a foot thick and 32 feet long it would be 64 cubic feet or ~2.4 yards or 106 bags of quickcrete. If you went two feet thick/deep it would double that... The 106 bags would be doable by yourself but probably suck, and honestly it'd be cheaper to just have a truck bring a short load. Now if you did Portland cement and mixed with your own washed sand/gravel the $$$ figures might change to be more profitable to do it yourself. Not sure what concrete prices are here now, but guessing $180 a yard delivered, and maybe a fee for less than a few yards... Quickcrete was around $8 a bag last I remember. So yeah way cheaper to have them mix and bring it to you. Plus faster and overall better mix results too. Get your building jacked up and supported, build your foundation forms and get them leveled good, shoot some mud in it, screed it off with a board and you'd be golden."}
+{"text":"what about just digging down and pouring blocks? Its already sitting on concrete blocks stacked above surface. Maybe I just pour blocks and insert some wooden shims to get it level? Id just have to figure out a way to anchor the building down. A concrete truck out here is doable, but a massive pain in the ass"}
+{"text":"/EMOT/ - Eternal Machine Operator Thread Clock in, push green button, play on phone until m30 happens When out of metal go get an adult Never going to learn gcode or machine offsets what about you guys? What flavor vapes are the best? hey bro one of the drill bits, the one with the flat bottom that cuts with the sides is broken Imma go smoke while you fix it bro"}
+{"text":"It’s cheap because you need balanced holders in an odd size bt35 So youre either buying Chinese holders or used ones that may have been mistreated Bt30 and bt40 are more common"}
+{"text":"can someone help, its way more front heavy than i thought"}
+{"text":"you might want this thread it has more motion"}
+{"text":"Local community college doesn't even have manual machines here. They'll teach you CNC only. And the local makerspace only has a CNC machine that can engrave wood, and 2x 3D printers for some reason. Membership fee is only 30 bucks a year though so you get what you pay for I guess."}
+{"text":"This was me and I was actually wrong. The local makerspace DOES have machine tools, manual mill (bridgeport) and lathe (not sure what brand/model) as well as a Grizzly CNC mill. Apparently in good shape according to a friend who's a member too. They just don't advertise them because they don't do training with them, so only people who are already qualified are able to use them. It's also 169/yr. That's a shame. Mine has a decent setup, 6 mills (an actual Bridgeport and a variety of clones) and 7 lathes (4 of which are new Jets that are garbage and are going to be returned for something else shortly) as well as a manual surface grinder and a bunch of drill presses etc., and then on the CNC side we've got I think 3 mills of various sizes (plus a little benchtop one for basic training) and a lathe or two, all Haas. The school is also about to do an $8M 13,000 sq ft expansion that will add more of both kinds of machines as well."}
+{"text":"A breaker bar is a breaker bar, right? ITT: Shit tier tools"}
+{"text":"Every time I have fucked with Chinese assembled pipe fittings it is some grainy nasty looking white shit that comes crumbling out from between the threads. and yeah it's locked real good and heat definitely does help. Also I'm with you on using the green sleeve retainer on shit I absolutely don't want coming apart..."}
+{"text":"620 fucks. We used to make bit extensions for our CNC router with a 12x1\" bar of 01 reamed out to a half inch on the end and just retaining compound holding a router bit in. Put hundreds of hours on those never had one slip, even with a crash so bad it bent the bar at a 30° angle."}
+{"text":"Why do you think anyone who knows what they’re doing trashed all their breaker bars and only use ratchets for everything but that’s the wrong tool! Not when harbor freight sells THAT gas a breaker bar the ratchets might stand a chance of holding up"}
+{"text":"trashed all their breaker bars You're a fucking moron."}
+{"text":"Yeah never give anyone advice ever again"}
+{"text":"A friend bought me a great headset but it has a USB connector meaning I can only listen to music on my pc, not my hifi system, smartphone or anything else. Is it possible to just cut up the wire and solder in a 3.5mm connector? This headset comes with a mic. What will I find inside if I just cut the wire?"}
+{"text":"Is it that exact model? If so then I'm pretty sure there's a 3.5mm jack in the volume remote dongle you can pull out."}
+{"text":"3.5mm jacks use lossless analog signals, USB is completely digital. it's better to avoid conversion because it's always lossy"}
+{"text":"Ah nevermind that's a slightly higher-end model. The wire should be for a 3.5mm 4-contact stereo+mic plug. So expect 2 audio wires, one mic wire and one ground wire."}
+{"text":"I'm OP I have a corsair headset"}
+{"text":"Suck a penis theres no way"}
+{"text":"Been thinking of getting into these. Anyone try making them? What's your setup? Everyone I see online is using a particle accelerator but maybe with a high enough voltage a more normal circuit could work?"}
+{"text":"Not worth it, it just etches the same tree/branch-like structures which is boring. It’s like if you bought a drawing tablet that only allows you to draw Mickey Mouse (or some ugly, abstract versions of him too)"}
+{"text":"Dunno if there's a way to DIY a real one. Getting that amount of charge actually embedded deep into the plastic without a particle accelerator seems infeasible. Even with a particle accelerator it usually can't charge more than a couple centimeters deep. Any burning/engraving/laser methods will look significantly different than a genuine discharge one."}
+{"text":"You should do a big one of an anus height map."}
+{"text":"\"i shouldnt put myself in series between driver and tube just to see if it gave me a shock or not (it did) well there you go with science\" kek lol"}
+{"text":"We make these every now and then. Irradiate a slab with a linear accelerator, then smack it with a nail. Wear a respirator to protect yourself from ozone."}
+{"text":"Nice of you to admit you're a brainwashed moron."}
+{"text":"grey and white"}
+{"text":"My apartment has the same gray LVP floors as all the photos in this thread. I haven't furnished my living room yet. Any tips? Right now I'm pretty much living that \"men will unironically live like this\" meme. Just a bed, desk, and office chair."}
+{"text":"There were almost zero turd worlders in the country at that time You're a lying fuck. A third of the population was Italian and our greatest ally didn't exist yet OK you have me convinced. Carry on"}
+{"text":"Get a nice rug so there's less of it to look at."}
+{"text":"Thinking about building a small cnc mill for small steel and aluminum parts. I’d like to make the thing mainly out of aluminum extrusions. I was thinking that a fixed gantry design like picrel would be the most rigid, except I’d like to mirror it so there are diagonal braces on both sides and to increase the depth of my work area. Is this the most rigidity possible given the size and format constraints?"}
+{"text":"Thanks a lot for the response, this really helps. I have a Bambulab A1mini and have only used it to print premade models, I'll dig into it and see if I can write custom gcode for it to get my feet wet."}
+{"text":"small cnc mill if it doesn't weigh 600kg+ it won't be cutting steel acceptably so just drop that idea"}
+{"text":"minutes of time is billed to the contract for that month and I make $38.75 every time that happens hell yeah"}
+{"text":"Define acceptably brb adding 550 kg of bricks to my mill"}
+{"text":"Bambulab Black Betty had a child Bambulab Darn thing gone wild Bambulab She's always ready Bambulab She's so rock steady Bambulab"}
+{"text":"A place for anything to do with Welding. Post your MIG/TIG/Stick/Fluxed Cored Arc welds, ask questions and discuss sticking metals together. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Give me the qrd on laser welding; what's the low end right now, and how long till it becomes mainstream?"}
+{"text":"Its only real advantage is fast travel speed and being able to do strong welds relative to their size but as soon as you have to build up material with multiple passes to get to a specific measurement, laser loses its advantage quickly. Given the safety hazard involved you have you build a box around the welding space and that creates all sorts of problems. With arc welding you can just put on some polycarbonate goggles and avoid arc flash while working near someone else welding. So unless you do a lot of single pass sheet metal welding or thin stainless steel pipe welding, why bother? In a DIY garage context its basically the express ticket to blindness and house fires."}
+{"text":"Just watched brit guy from car sos using it recently; hadn't heard about before. So, for that garage diy, what would be best \"starter pack\" choice and what kind of requirements, mains wise (garage is connected to apartment, three levels up, plus 10m inside garage itself, some 20-25m length total)?"}
+{"text":"A normal three phase MIG machine is a good place to start. A new one around 750 dollars plus a tank of argon+co2 mix with 1mm wire is good enough. You can get a thicker self-shielded wire if you'd like. Its a bit messy with slag and spatter but weld fine."}
+{"text":"Three phase, 750 + expenses Ouch. Guess the <100 bucks \"plug and pkay\" parkside/chink inverter stuff just won't cut it, then... Seems like a pretty hefty investment in gear, consumables, besides practicing, infrastructure for the odd (useable) hobbyist job."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Here we discuss microcontrollers (MCUs), single board computers (SBCs), and their accessories, such as Atmel mega and tiny AVRs (Arduinos), PICs, ARM boards such as blue/black pill STM32, ESP8266/32s, RP2040, Raspberry Pi, and others. For general electronics questions (power supplies, level shifting, motor driving, etc.) please ask /ohm/. where can I find verified quality microcontrollers and other electronic sensors or parts digikey.com mouser.com arrow.com newark.com but that's too expensive aliexpress.com (many parts here are fake, particularly specific parts out of stock in the above sites) lcsc.com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"reproducing something hobbyist-level someone else has already done - they're great for that actually for another related problem Grok just went and scraped someone's code straight from a forum, but sadly, it didn't work. Neither it nor ChatGPT can give me a working DMA system though, I think they have trouble understanding the very specific configuration bits"}
+{"text":"Maxed out muh I/O"}
+{"text":"I'm a micropython babby so I think I will need to configure registers directly with mem32 Micropython has abstractions to configure both PIO and DMA, you likely don't need to do it manually. Either way, it's an easy task. If you can't find examples or the docs fail you, you can always read through that part of the datasheet. I did a while ago and it wasn't too hard. Neither it nor ChatGPT can give me a working DMA system It's no surprise that glorified autocomplete doesn't have a real understanding of it, you're better off doing the research on your own for anything like this. The DMA abstractions are fairly new so they likely don't exist in the training data as well."}
+{"text":"If the issue is that the docs are unclear, LLMs do kind of OK on this kind of thing if you paste the relevant doc (or library code) and say \"explain this\" or \"how would you\" or \"why wouldn't the previous thing work\"?"}
+{"text":"I appear to have been successful by giving Gemini Pro someone else's code as a \"working example\" and asking it to adapt it. For some reason this stuff is impenetrable to me even though conceptually it just involves writing bits to registers. I think it's because all the documentation and examples are aimed at people experienced with embedded systems, and there's very little content out there for noobs besides \"here's how to use GPIO pins to flash an LED\" Anyway, I now have a Pi Pico set up as a frequency counter and it took 1 second to gather all the data to plot this graph, so that's p. cool"}
+{"text":"Output piece for a tankless hot water heater cracked. Needs replaced but has a spot for the thermistor to mount. Is there a specific name anyone knows for this piece to make finding a replacement easier/possible? Any search online for a \"thermistor pipe/holder/port\" just pulls up results for thermostor sensors. Unit is Ranein 14kW heater. (Chinese manufacturer site even less helpful than googlw so far.)"}
+{"text":"proprietary part is proprietary ->/sqtddtot/"}
+{"text":"Almost definitely proprietary. Only thing similar I can think of is the outlets for a water pressure tank that have a 1/4\" outlet for a pressure valve or switch, but I don't know the specific name for those, either, or if they'd accommodate your thermistor."}
+{"text":"I was afraid of that. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Take it to a specialty plumbing supply. They should have the part or at least be able to cobble you something together to replace it."}
+{"text":"You can find a ball valve with m10 threaded temperature probe hole pretty easy."}
+{"text":"I am just trying to make a square with these 2x4's. I want them to be perfectly flat on the surface when I screw them together with no wobble. Every time I screw them together, the clamping force of the screws makes the boards go out of alignment and then the whole thing wobbles on the countertop. I have tried clamping the two sides together, and I get a good fit on all the boards and they seem perfect, but still when I screw them in, they change positions. I am also making sure my holes are 90 degrees to the plane using a drill guide. Idk what else to do and it's driving me nuts"}
+{"text":"160 IQ"}
+{"text":"also op make sure you use this kind of screw, not the one only half threaded"}
+{"text":"Did you oversize the outside holes? The biggest mistake people make is thinking the screw holds both parts. It only clamps the top by threading into the bottom which gives you adjustment. The majority of holding power is wood on wood friction."}
+{"text":"It's pretty much always going to happen with something like pine. Screw it together most of the way on all screws with pilot holes first, then tighten them down on opposite corners. Probably the best you'll get. If it just needs to sit flat, just plane the bottom after it's screwed together."}
+{"text":"how tf do i replace and secure this sill plate if this is an addition and this fiberboard or whatever is only 3/4 inch? they make retrofit sill anchors that work like an angle bracket more or less, but theyre meant for like 2x boards i think. I cannot raise this side of the house 3/4+ an inch without damaging something badly and destroy a bunch of walls and windows. what do?"}
+{"text":"Anon, OP's issue is that there is NO fastening of the floor platform to the block foundation. I've heard of this being done in some places when production framers were just throwing up 6-model homes in subdivisions back in the 70s. but I've never seen it in practice before.What's supposed to happen is the joists and band are sitting on a treated 2x, usually 6\", but CCA 2x4s were allowed, and it was fastened to the filled block wall via imbedded thread stock that was put through and bolted with a big ol' washer."}
+{"text":"1962. as far as i can tell there really wasnt much a standard for sills on masonry then other than separate the joist from masonry. the original (1920s) house has the joists set on the beams that are mortared and stoned into the top foot of the foundation wall. i wanna replace it so i can permanently seal up the rim joists with insulation and never worry about it again in my life."}
+{"text":"Dammit!, just accidentally closed my reply... 1962 Yeah, post war G.I.generation add-on. probably not terrible. two options: Gang jack it up in 8' sections just enough to take the pressure off and pull out the trash, no more than 1/16th\"- 3/16ths\" then slide in ripped down marine plywood or other Contact treated plywood that's the same thickness. Not great but doable. less than 1/4 inch won't be enough to screw up the doors and windows up from there.I noticed both the joists are shimmed for height, you want to keep that in mind, since it had to do with irregularities in the joist board width(height) Sounds like a nail-biting nightmare. Option 2: insulate, box it up and get on with your life. It passed once, I wouldn't worry about it. Just make sure you aren't creating a rot nightmare if it's an exterior wall,(why else would you insulate?) I love the 1920s building styles, those guys knew what they were doing. Not so much the guys who returned from WWII and started the Baby Boom. Still, they were more capable by and large than much of the subsequent gens. I thought you were concerned about tying down the floor to the foundation from your first post. There's really no good reason to block the voids anyway, but you could still insulate with fiberglass covered with friction fit foamboard. In this case, I'd leave a smol gap at the top. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're not going to replace that sill, just anchor the joists to the wall and call it done. Slap a 2x4 on the face of the block wall, up against the bottom of the floor joists. Attach it to the block wall with masonry anchors. Attach it to the joists with lag screws."}
+{"text":"its literally disintegrating doe. why shouldn't i just cheese in some contact grade plywood or 1x. city can suck my ass if theyre gonna ever know."}
+{"text":"The first thing a real man does when he gets a new angle grinder is rip off the guard and toss it in the garbage."}
+{"text":"the tape on that grinder where a switch should be thumb deformed from injury scabbed over wound visible on thumb this is what you get when you take op's advice."}
+{"text":"i was holding the grinder correct i was holding the piece i was cutting incorrect wound caused by operator error, hope you learned something."}
+{"text":"Linguistically, sure. Let's not ignore my emotional investment in the act, however."}
+{"text":"wearing gloves and glasses He is protected."}
+{"text":"I've used a Hercules with their own batts. Felt absolutely gutless compared to my corded DWE402. The paddle was also somehow harder to use with gloves despite being basically the same design. I've only messed with the cordless DWs a little but they felt better to me. Personally I'd probably wait for a sale on the real deal, if you don't really need it immediately."}
+{"text":"decide to be my own GC for my house I’m in Wyoming so it should be fi— you need a loicense ok fine I can take the exa— nooo to get a loicense you need someone to say you have 7 years experience in front of a notary God damn they got to fucking Wyoming. How hard is it to bribe someone into making a little fib about my work experience?"}
+{"text":"i doubt you live in the town of jackson asshole and the rest of wy is unincorporated barenlands where nobody gives a shit if you frame the outhouse onto the side of your marlet singlewide so this is week b8"}
+{"text":"Let me introduce you to Laramie. We’ve got: - asians - a collection of buildings legally considered a college - the regulatory environment of portland for some reason - HOOOOOOONK CLACK CLACK CLACKACKACKACK HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK"}
+{"text":"Land of the free, o algo"}
+{"text":"Your first mistake was trying to get permission from the government."}
+{"text":"Just as every line in CAD must be true, Nerd cred is currency—it’s how I push through. I’m stacking up torque for the ultimate feel, Turning Nylon-CF into structural seal. That Z-bar lever is the vault where I save, Multiplying force for the path that I pave. Constraints in the sketch make the vision real, I’m backing the render with a grip made of steel."}
+{"text":"Name that project... you know the one"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the suggestion, outriggers and proa-like boats are interesting, not sure if it's necessarily easier to store but they look like fun boats and not terribly complicated to construct."}
+{"text":"Why ? Is it an antenna ? If so why is it so close to other traces ?"}
+{"text":"Start with woodworking, it's the basics of mechanics. Wood is inexpensive and forgiving compared to metalwork, many mechanical geniuses started out with wood and early machinery was always mostly made of wood. Look into Mathias Wandel's stuff, he's really good and doesn't use fancy tools or techniques. I have a hand powered benchtop metal planer I really want to put back to work but it just takes so much time and I have so much other stuff to do."}
+{"text":"It's not an antenna, it's the ethernet port. For 10/100BASE-T the ethernet lines must be 100Ω differential matched. Skew matching is not very necessary but i did it anyway But what's the point, the components and the boards are lying in my closet. I have no will to build this device"}
+{"text":"Cheers anon."}
+{"text":"What are some creative ways to keep your valuables hidden? Anything that can be home made/bought from a store?"}
+{"text":"he thinks his pieces of paper are any more real than the ones and zeros in the bank If my digital money drops your may as well wipe your ass with your cash. muh precious metals Good luck getting market value, which you probably overpaid in the first place. My favorite was in the old doctor's house that had a racquetball court in it. The old doc had a regular, quality safe in the bedroom closet like any normal person would and in that safe were a few normal, low value guns, some ammo, and some random stuff that was fairly valuable but not irreplaceable. Stuff he wanted to be able to access quickly if needed and wanted to protect but wasn't cherished. Japanese style master bedroom (doc was in japan postwar and had a japanese wife), under tatami mats is an elevated floor. Below that under the subfloor was a safe that was like a vertical metal drawer that dropped into the downstairs bathroom wall. It was a thick wall but wasn't observable from an end so you wouldn't know it was thick unless you measured the depth of the bathroom and compared it to the distance between the door frame and the outer corner of the bathroom viewed from the hallway. This wall was like 20\" thick and the safe was about as wide as a queen mattress and a foot deep inside. It retracted down on a couple of rails using cables and a spring a like a garage door. You had to push the safe into the floor when fully loaded, when empty it would have to be ballasted to be pushed in unless you were heavy or had help. To access it, you lift a couple of tatami mats and move them, lift a couple of plywood panels beneath them, find the joint in the subfloor, lift the loose panel (looks screwed down) that lays on the top of the wall, turn the latch, and the safe comes up. Then you open the doors to it and see what's inside. The wall it was in had metal studs and thick fire-rated drywall, including the panel on top, so it was basically a fire rated safe in a wall."}
+{"text":"If my digital money drops your may as well wipe your ass with your cash. While I agree with your sentiment, at least physical cash is in your possession whereas your money in a bank account may or may not even be physically available at that bank branch. If there is even the slightest run on money you can guarantee they won't have the cash to cover it. Hell I could probably wipe out my banks physical cash stash by myself just by cashing out my bank accounts there. That is why they require you to come in a day before and order the cash you need it you are taking out a large sum. Now as you were saying the actual value of that paper cash can be highly subjective..."}
+{"text":"NTA, but paper cash will still have value for several weeks for most. The programming that 2 Identical pieces of paper with different denominations on them are somehow \"Worth\" the same is a function of them being merely receipts for debt-but I'm sure most of you know that already. Still, since 95%+ of the population AREN'T aware of this con, the fancy toilet paper will still trip the \"VALUE\" trigger in most people, unless there is a massive PR push(?) in the media that the paper is worthless. I'd say that having a good couple stacks of $10s, $20s and $50s say maybe 5-10k's worth, would get many by in the beginning crisis. I can almost guarantee,that even if the economy collapses, there will be SOME retards who will be breaking into banks, ignoring the SDBs and \"Making off\" with 100s of thousands of stacks of fancy toilet paper. ...Just like I can almost guarantee that if the power grid went down tomorrow, there would still be \"People\" looting Mall-Wart for TVs and other electronics. **Just a friendly reminder for those burying treasure in their yards: Don't forget to make a trip to the junkyard and get a bunch of ferrous metal chunks and rusty bolts/nuts to bury all over the place with a post hole digger. Getting a good depth range could be paramount to success too. 4\" all the way down to 2 foot could be just the kind of frustration that would kill the initiative of any would-be looters. Brings to mind the Idea of making a fake Well head that goes down 8'-10'. An 8\" well pipe could easily hold several 4\" PVC containers, weighted and capped water-tight, with the added bonus of using the \"Pump wire\" as the capsule tether.(you could have it go to a 1' capsule in the bottom position and subsequent capsules will \"ride up\" with the bottom one.) Important to have the head fittings look real, even if they only go down a foot or so, and an addition of farmer's pond black to the water obviates flashlight detection."}
+{"text":"Llewellyn Moss pls"}
+{"text":"Green drywall isn't going to make or break you. If they glue a tile shower to either, it's fucked. If it's a prefab shower, then the rest of the bathroom isn't going to mold either unless you neglect to ventilate. Building code doesn't trump common sense."}
+{"text":"never had issue with mold, but I'm in SF Gay Area which is pretty dry overall, even in the weak rainy season, a couple hours after a rain. in humid States I see contractors that specialize in under house joist replacement due to rotting due to humidity. I don't use the dryer much because in winter I want to increase humidity and hand inside, and it summer its hot and dry enough stuff dries outside about as fast as you can hang it. But sure seems like a half-assed build for this supposed \"extraordinary one-level, custom-built luxury residence\" to cheap out on not spending an extra 20% on Green Board when there is going to be lots of money laid on top of it. It ain't like inside an extra hall closet you can just tear it off without opening a can of worms. Underlying rock goes bad the whole new bathroom gets blown up. But I guess at least this is inside the garage so you'd have place to put all the sink, toilet, shower stall, lights, fart fans, etc. :)"}
+{"text":"mold's not an issue in my area why didn't they use mold resistant rock? That's your answer. I agree, especially around the shower, that it should be green. Again, it's not make or break. If a girl steams that bathroom out for hours with no vent, it will grow mold superficially on the paint and fixtures. If hack installers glue tile to green drywall as a shower, it will wick water and the framing will rot inside of the wall. I'm sure the green board does its job to an extent, but people can be very irresponsible. In an all weather state, most of our rot is due to neglect and compromised roofing or siding. Decks fail because they never receive another coat of stain. Caulking around doors and windows gets old and people rather replace those than spend five minutes with a caulk gun. Vinyl siding always has insects living behind it and dirt building up because it's permeable. It's like wearing a light jacket in an area that gets very hot and cold. Smartside is popular. It's just OSB with paint on the surface. I believe it was designed to rot, so it performs its job nicely."}
+{"text":"Smartside is popular. It's just OSB with paint on the surface Some other shit they selling now basically Masonite with supposedly some more glue, but even Factory says \"don't get it wet\". I was slapping Masonite on McMansions back in 1989 in San Jose. Wrappers said \"40yr warranty backed by AAA Gold rated Insurance\". Spit on backside and its swelling by the time I go to outhouse and back. All \"warranty\" went bankrupt first thing in the 1990 RE blow out. T-111 seems chemically \"OK\" but cunt I get some WITHOUT THE GROOVES. You had ONE JOB."}
+{"text":"Dedicated laundry room Washer and dryer in the second, detached garage Full size bathroom in the 15-car detached garage No indication of any kind of utility wiring through the garage so it can be used as a workshop 4 bathrooms Two bedrooms still have to share one while main gets a bedroom-sized bath Two showers when there's room for a big tub I mean, if that's your only complaint about this mess of a house..."}
+{"text":"how do you clean this ? I tried scrubbing the fuck out of it and it's not coming off"}
+{"text":"good job anon I hope it lasts, looks satisfying tfw no neglected bath to polish"}
+{"text":"that shit is magic. thank my dead mother for letting me in on the secret."}
+{"text":"bar keeper's friend works great on pots and pans too. i suggest wearing gloves while using it (although i rarely do). and now you know."}
+{"text":"Based Oxalic acid appreciator The pros would've accepted Muriatic acid as well, but that shit truly is only for careful and knowledgable anons, which by my count there were only 3 ITT including me. Problem solved, retards exposed... /thread"}
+{"text":"Muriatic acid It's just hydrochloric."}
+{"text":"Last Supper Edition A place for anything to do with woodworking. Post your wood and woodworks. Previous:"}
+{"text":"Thank you fren I really appreciate your help I'll look into it, also nice work on your first project:> some whore bird will whore herself out in it nonetheless KEK thanks anon that made my day"}
+{"text":"Also, something i forgot to ask, if I'm making a watch box as I mentioned in my post () Would it be preferable to use grooves or nails to hold my box together? Or should I just use both"}
+{"text":"Grooves or dowels and glue. Decorative boxes normally don’t have visible fasteners"}
+{"text":"The quarter-quarter-quarter joint also makes for a strong connection. Through dowels (or Miller Dowels) can also look really nice."}
+{"text":"also nice work on your first project:> Thanks, bro. full disclosure, the butcher block was purchased already made. I just cut it into the shape I wanted, and I'm doing the finishing."}
+{"text":"This might fit into a /qtddtot/ thread. But oldheads, what should the younger generation do? I already do CNC fabrication, completely self taught, but I feel forever capped at $25/hr. I can also weld, I can fabricate all the shit I cut out, I can do a lot, basically if something needs to be made, I can make it, from start to finish. But I feel like what I can do is worthless because I’m stuck at a wage that will never own a house, at least where I’m at, or even to be able to afford to life alone. I wish to wake up dead every day so this endless monotony of “existing” stops. What do?"}
+{"text":"Have to start running the shift then managing the shop or setting up everyone's jobs so they're all the $25 button monkey and you're continuing to improve your skills"}
+{"text":"worthless post unironically just make it work on 25$, keep the job at 40 hours and do something on the side while you can. (flip tractors, cars, whatever) one person with nothing to borrow against has never really recently been able to buy a house. the bank wants the second person. im 36."}
+{"text":"basically if something needs to be made Well there's some stuff you can do 1. Learn to do viral/fashionable shit and post it online 2. Learn what rich people in your area like and make that 3. Get a sewing machine and make furry suits."}
+{"text":"fashion shit furry suits"}
+{"text":"which do y'all prefer? I like paddles do to the precision of speed and safety but I'm curious what the other side likes about toggles"}
+{"text":"The grip on the sides always feels weird to me. Are you talking about the little $50 HPT side switches that are everywhere? I haven't tried those but I love their 36v cordless/corded paddle grinders, more versatile all around than anything else I've used. Besides the cordless/corded thing, variable speed, soft start, low vibration, nice slim grip, good power for its size. For cheap extra grinders like it sounds like you're using the Bauers for, I like the Dongcheng ones on Amazon. Like $30-40, paddle grip, handle well and seem like good quality. I've heard Dongcheng is considered a professional brand over in China so there's that. discourages me from doing retarded shit. Underrated feature. Takes an active choice not to sometimes with a grinder that locks on."}
+{"text":"So many princess in here lucky enough not to get fucked by the angle grinder. Let me tell when it happens once you never want it to happen again."}
+{"text":"Lol. I've gotten eaten by an angle grinder more times than I can remember. Every time it was my fault for doing something in a stupid way. Live and learn, adapt and overcome."}
+{"text":"I like it"}
+{"text":"I don't hate this, only problem is my morbidly obese gf wouldn't be able to fit back there Why can’t you knock out a few feet of wall to accommodate her girth? I think this could work in your advantage. Get her on ozempic or whatever until she can just squeeze back in there, then while in the shower get her fat enough to where she cant get out again. From here I really dont have a goal in mind but im sure there's something useful about a situation like this"}
+{"text":"Its the jack and jill fun bali room anon All new houses ar3 getting one"}
+{"text":"deadead"}
+{"text":"Left corner floating on the air rustled my jimmies: where is going all the weight of that tower?"}
+{"text":"how did they manage to BTFO Milwaukee and makita?"}
+{"text":"What are you basing this off of?"}
+{"text":"The $0.01 he got for making this thread."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"What's in your go-to problem solving kit and how's it set up?"}
+{"text":"if the women dont find ya handsome they should at least find ya handy"}
+{"text":"this is /diy/ we only have problem havers here not much solving actually goes on"}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for a strong adhesive for everyday fixes? I use the little bottles of Loctite super glue, but the adhesive gets hard in the bottle over time and becomes unusable."}
+{"text":"Tell my wife I'm be right home after the meeting..."}
+{"text":"What's in your go-to problem solving kit and how's it set up? Measuring tape, pen, paper, circle template, knife, multi-tool. I draw up plans, present the solution, they approve it, and hire someone else to do the work. When they don't hire someone, the knife and multi-tool fixes the problem."}
+{"text":"I've done so much to get this old Philips MCM177 to work. I finally got it to play cd's after swapping the laser, overwatting it and so on. There's still a problem with the buttons. Described in picrel. It basically gives me the wrong action for the button I press. Are the pads underneath just misaligned or something? Disassembling this thing is a lot of work so I'm going to ask before taking it apart right after putting it together."}
+{"text":"There's something based about early 2000s cd players, boomboxes and micro hifi systems"}
+{"text":"90% sparkly plastic, 10% electronics."}
+{"text":"Likely some plastic support is broken which is causing the wrong contacts underneath to touch. This, I don't know why OP is even bothering with junk mass market crap from the digital age. This isn't some old HiFi system that was worth thousands when new and blows modern speakers out of the water, even in its day it was considered garbage."}
+{"text":"haha poorfag I just throw broken things in the trash and buy a new one to signal how I'm not poor Kys. This is why the world sucks."}
+{"text":"too poor to go to goodwill and find an $8 cd player nigger."}
+{"text":"i have solved the mice question."}
+{"text":"theyre safety socks with rubber grip treads From her stint at the insane asylum. I bet her pussy is grippier than those socks!!!"}
+{"text":"Came here to make this joke and someone beat me to it already. Well done lads! Some questions... Who is \"they\" in this story? Your mom and her sister? Brother? Friends? Why did they have snakes? Why did they think this was a good idea? Did they derive sexual pleasure from this or was it just a dumb kid thing like kissing a turtle? Fucked up regardless, I'd love to hear more."}
+{"text":"Sometimes when I'm hungry, I think about how he snarfs that burger."}
+{"text":"All the ceiling snakes are female"}
+{"text":"Hello id like to make an anti surveillance hat for er youtube video. Anyways. Its my understanding id have to connect them in series and make them pulse. But im unsure as how to go about doing this without burning them…"}
+{"text":"and make them pulse I don't think you have to do that. If you really want to do it fast'n'dirty without having to learn about electronic circuitry, you can always just by one of those LED caplights and swap out the LEDs with whatcha got in your pic(in a pinch, old universal TV remotes from the goodwill or Salvation army will do. Just use you camera in your phone to test out if they work to avoid soldering a bunch of LEDs that won't fire with the vaoltage from 2 CR2032s They have a flash built into the chip already too. *Will post the caplights next"}
+{"text":"I use these and epoxy a binder clip on the front when the shitty little clips break. the ONLY thing that really sucks about these guys. I use a medium binder clip and remove one of the metal levers."}
+{"text":"I think ill try to do it right and try to learn that schematic ty cr2023s That circuit says two 9 volt batteries doesnt it?"}
+{"text":"Oh and what a coincidence i got 10 leds"}
+{"text":"Trying to print “Benchy the Boat”. Can I get any pointers? It’s PLA filament"}
+{"text":"Must be z axis calibration issue but like everyone else says idk how you fuck up bambu labs. Maybe you tweaked the settings. Pla too yikes."}
+{"text":"60 degree bed and 230 degree nozzle Arent you overheating the hell out of it? i print pla at 215 nozzle / 45 bed"}
+{"text":"should have bought a prusa"}
+{"text":"I have a natural PLA from BASF that requires 230 as per manufacturer, maybe anon has similar one."}
+{"text":"How the fuck does one fuck up a benchy on an A1?"}
+{"text":"all I want is a shed to do my work in. is that so much to ask? How does one go about acquiring cheap land in the uk to build a shed on? ideally in an industrial area so no one will complain about power tool noise or hammering noise or smoke. I saw one unit for sale near me recently for 100k, didn't even have an outdoor yard, but you can get an entire house for that with a yard. tl;dr shed designs and locations"}
+{"text":"house house Lmao. Love your 1000 hour mspaint pic."}
+{"text":"I have tons of land. I wouldn't rent out a postage stamp sized lot in the furthest corner for a cuck like OP."}
+{"text":"How does one go about acquiring cheap land in the uk to build a shed on? The government and the banks won't let you mate."}
+{"text":"This is a retarded take. Sad."}
+{"text":"As an American, it’s awesome to live rent free in so many heads simply by existing. I could never utter a word to you yet you have so many negative opinions based on the country of my birth. No idea of background, thoughts, beliefs, anything yet I am all these negative things because ‘Merica. And yet you’ll call me closed minded. You sad little excuse of a man."}
+{"text":"Does the quality of air lines matter or should I just buy the cheapest ones from amazon?"}
+{"text":"stupid questions are stupid."}
+{"text":"I got a 3-pack from Tractor supply like 15 years ago and still on the first one"}
+{"text":"How much do you plan on handling and using it? I like the red rubber hoses. No pvc or hybrid bullshit, they are terrible in real world use. The pvc ones are stiff when cold and have a memory effect real bad. While the hybrid ones are better, they still suck compared to a good rubber hose. Get some ferrules and a crimper and learn how to put a proper end on them because they will break at the ends of the hose 99% of the time as that is where the worst flexing happens. Hose clamps are bulky and suck ass compared to a proper crimped ferrule."}
+{"text":"Go by the pressure rating for that hose. The cheap ones will have a low rating, or they won't disclose it if that's something they can get away with where you are. The higher rated ones will be more expensive. If you need higher rated ones, get higher rated ones."}
+{"text":"i need some help finding a thoughtful gift for a cosplay maker. around $50. i was thinking maybe a hot wire or a pen engraver but idk."}
+{"text":"Aids"}
+{"text":"Precision knife set, airbrush, fancy hot glue gun, etc"}
+{"text":"Installed this Safire Buffalo in the backyard 7 weeks ago today. Been giving it seasol once every 2 weeks and gave it its furst dose of fertiliser 1 week ago. Just gave it a move at 40mm and I think its come up pretty good"}
+{"text":"clippings are your best depends on the area. same species clippings can encourage mold and bacteria that specialize to the plant. you're normally better separating the plant from itself and using composted materials."}
+{"text":"Composting materials like what?"}
+{"text":"I would love to bump with my own lawn posts but there's still snow everywhere."}
+{"text":"Post snow"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"What would it cost to make my parents' garage a living space? Location is FL. Area is 550sqft not including the bathroom in the door to the right. I think it's already insulated too. I would like to wall off a bedroom and a kitchen/tv room. I looked into the zoning laws and the only thing I can't do is seal the garage door. Doable with $10k and six months?"}
+{"text":"He's in Florida, anon"}
+{"text":"Nigga he's in Florida, I would be more concerned about gators, pythons and mosquitoes blitzing the place during the night."}
+{"text":"No I meant there's no dignity in Florida"}
+{"text":"I was gonna laugh at you but my eurofag $1200/month apartment has the same square footage"}
+{"text":"I would be more concerned about gators, pythons and mosquitoes I get that BTW but the most dangerous animal is Florida Man"}
+{"text":"Cheers cobba"}
+{"text":"Very nice OP. If it were mine I'd have gone for a water feature but that's just personal taste. Great work!"}
+{"text":"We're thinking about adding some wrought iron pieces and maybe a waterfeature of some sort too"}
+{"text":"stupid nigger"}
+{"text":"Im an abo, thank you very much"}
+{"text":"What's an effective dog repellent that I can make at home? My neighbors dog keeps shitting on my lawn and I've had enough of it. hard mode Don't kill the dog"}
+{"text":"Great for Terminator cosplays!"}
+{"text":"My dad had to shoot the neighbours dog because it literally escaped the electric dog fence and jumped at him, he had a shotgun though. I hated that fucking dog but I still wish he missed and it tore his fucking throat out."}
+{"text":"your chad dad raised a bitch"}
+{"text":"You answered your own question. A dog whistle."}
+{"text":"we know what you meant you autistic motherfucker you didn’t have to make a correction also it was funny"}
+{"text":"no results found post up your latest buys things you want but dont need christmas gifts useless junk or good shit or whatever it is brand flex or name and shame ignore bepis and seig"}
+{"text":"So I kind of want the 60kw military generator set. I vaguely remember these being called a MEP or MEPs or something in Afghanistan. I want it not for the power generation, but as a real-life ASMR/background noise generator. I like industrial sounds"}
+{"text":"some asswipe around here bought about 10 units that size from govdeals to flip a few years ago. dipshit didnt know squat about wire pixies. he put pics of the tags in his ad and they were all 400hz after a few weeks of getting called out he put this big text vomit about how all the \"experts\" were wrong and all they needed was a \"a simple and cheap inverter box from amazon\" i think he still has them"}
+{"text":"things you want but dont need A table saw. I probably don’t *really* need it (already got a miter and a track saw), but man, I want one. Problem is: they’re either shitty or expensive as hell and the middle ground is hard to find. And I’m tempted to get a festool Rotex to see what the fuss is all about (though that’s also brand flex"}
+{"text":"Portable table says are all shitty. They range from only somewhat shitty to completely shitty. A 'contractor' saw can be decent but they are not portable. A real table saw is a 'cabinet' saw. They start at something like a Unisaw and continues with something like an Oliver. Picture related. The bigger the forklift you need to move it, the better the saw it is. I got a used American made Unisaw for about $200 from a business liquidation auction. The fence was garbo but that was easily replaced with a modern one. The fence cost more than the saw. It cuts like a champ and is very smooth. You can stand a nickel on edge on the table and start the saw up and the nickel won't fall over. The cast iron top and wings are dead flat. Meanwhile, my old aluminum topped jobsite saw would go out of square if you left it in the sun too long."}
+{"text":"One does not realize how nice a cabinet saw is until one gets a cabinet saw I love my ol hunk of steel, its based"}
+{"text":"bolting two 80x200to frames to make a 160x200 bed frame is cool right? Or do I have to buy 160x200 bed frame?"}
+{"text":"why are you like that? Yu're fag?"}
+{"text":"I bolted two bed frames together. The middle is hard as fuck. My next bed will be comfy everywhere."}
+{"text":"I've stayed in hotels that do that. They don't even bolt it."}
+{"text":"In germany a guy got his money for the night back because of that. The court files state that he had a reservation for a double bed but was given a room with two beds beside each other. It goes on to explain that the customer and a lady accompanying him did not only get what they wanted but the issue also materialized when even using a belt, that was not needed for its original function at the time, was used to tie the beds feet together in an attempt to stop them from drifting apart. Thus they got a refund."}
+{"text":"Could work. I would put a box spring or bunkie board or whatever you call them under the mattress. Hould help prevent \"canyoning.\""}
+{"text":"So, together with a friend, we have decided to make our own console for fun and giggles. This surely is an undertaking but this is an idea we were considering for a long time and as we got more and more experienced with circuits, embedded programming, 3d printing and stuff like that, I feel like it would be finally in our reach. I never really looked at other people's similar projects, I have no idea what I'm doing honestly, but I can write code and I can use google so I think we will figure it out and get there eventually. I will post our progress in this thread."}
+{"text":"as we got more and more experienced with circuits, embedded programming, 3d printing and stuff like that, Ok go on.. Since I know pretty much noting about electronics, my friend will be taking care of designing the hardware. And stop there You need to go this esp module Get the fuck out You've lied about everything. You don't know shit about electronics. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know pretty much noting about electronics You've lied about everything. You don't know shit about electronics."}
+{"text":"Hurr we e learned a lot about electronics and circuits Seriously, kill yourself"}
+{"text":"I'm back from Christmas break and finished map support. That's the last graphics api function minus the linet which I'm sure is only used by pseudo-3D games. Getting that one work perfectly the same as in PICO-8 will probably be quite tricky, so I will save it for latter. Now it's time to implement all the random miscellaneous functions and registers that I have not takes into account so far. Once that done I should be able to just run pretty much any existing 2D PICO-8 game."}
+{"text":"embassy pretty cool stuff. will try when i work with a microcontroller next."}
+{"text":"Generic 3-speed ceiling fan circa 80s or 90s makes buzzing noise at highest speed. I don't know what brand this is, I don't have a model number, but hopefully it's a similar enough widespread design. It makes excessive motor noise at the highest speed only. It sounds likely electric, like a buzzing, and it's definitely not the usual \"motors just make noise\" thing. It's something intrusively loud, and the noise seems to come and go some days, due to indeterminate factors. It's also not balanced, and is not grounded properly, but I don't know how likely that is to cause what I'm hearing."}
+{"text":"record the sound and upload it to vocaroo then post the link here so we can hear it"}
+{"text":"Mine had wood blades also it was the metal brackets that mount the blades to the motor the were sagging"}
+{"text":"Ima say bad capacitor."}
+{"text":"Put a Tesla motor in it"}
+{"text":"Absent further information, I'm thinking it's probably a failed bearing. Try turning it off and spinning it fast by hand. If you still hear the noise, it's a physical problem. If not, may be something electrical. Could also be that the motor has to work too hard to spin it at high speed due to bad bearings or general filth. I can state from personal experience that old fans do benefit from periodic maintenance, which entails partial disassembly and cleaning. Doesn't take too long, look up a video on YT."}
+{"text":"Planned this room layout around thinking my pets enclosure would half fit in my closet. Enclosure is 48' x 48'. Is there any way to get it to fit?! Maneuver it weird or something? Fuck! It's too big to go anywhere else in the room"}
+{"text":"Take these braces off and joint it from the outside instead of the inside. Move both sides in that should be an extra 2\" clearance"}
+{"text":"gently remove the door frame"}
+{"text":"Agreed, this looks like the best way that doesn't involve heavily modifying either the enclosure or doorway. If it still doesn't fit you might have to cut down some pieces of the enclosure to reduce the width by an inch or two. I would not recommend modifying the door frame, even if you patch it up it will never look right."}
+{"text":"I am attempting to rebuilt and improve a crappy pool table. The very outside of the slate is pretty curved all around. What can be done to straighten out the edges?"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna leave it like this for 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"edges of wooden board are curving down...so I'm going to add even more weight on the edges and really bend them down"}
+{"text":"Get a different felt color, something unconventional. Back-under lighting around the interior edges overhanging the board. Outer edges that can cradle cues, to forgo storage rack."}
+{"text":"It's lying on top of a MFD board. Edge to edge. I placed more bags on the center Before this it was lying on the ground for a few days, that helped take the bow out some."}
+{"text":"If it has sagged over time, just flip it over. It will sag back in the other direction over time."}
+{"text":"If I am going to install a new wax seal for my toilet, is it better to use a wax seal or those rubber \"better than wax\" type seals made from rubber? Or would the wax seal plus the wax ring cover be an even better option? I’m in the USA."}
+{"text":"Never tried a non-wax ring but never had any problems with a wax ring other than the slight annoyance of centering the toilet on it initially"}
+{"text":"This one is great."}
+{"text":"i've replaced a lot of toilets for landlords and hotels. the wax is the best. it just is. you'll have specific configurations where the floor is too high and the rubber wont compress enough or its uneven related to the flange and the toilet will end up rocking.. just the wax always works. the other ones sometimes work. to get rid of the old wax, use a 2\" putty knife and garbage bag. i do use the rubber for rear exit toilets where I work now due to not trusting the wax in vertical public applications as long term"}
+{"text":"i just do me, you're fine bro. cleaning up the old wax sucks. if the wax is too cold it sucks thats an important note too"}
+{"text":"What’s so great about that one? It looks like the same shape of a wax seal made with rubber. ChatGPT says: “Wax rings are often fine if conditions are ideal: • Level flange • You’re okay with a single-use, messy install … ⸻ Tips • If the flange is below floor level, a waxless kit with spacers often works best.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"My house construction is red brick facade, 150mm cavity, hollow clay brick for the interior walls and a cement based rendering for finish applied directly on the brick. It was built in the late 80s and although it's as solid as ever was there's no fucking insulation whatsoever, no drywall, no rockwool, no xps no nothing, the weather is pretty forgiving and the coldest it gets is around 0°C just for a couple days a year during winter. Summers are pretty damn hot though. So with that in mind what are my alternatives to add some decent insulation without covering the red brick exterior facade or losing too much interior area? Rockwool would work ok I think but there's no access to most of the cavity and would have to cut large parts of the wall to be able to install that. Expanding foam might work too but a bit of the same problem. Inside drywall will rob me of a lot area but it's the easiest fix. Appreciate any help, thanks and happy new year."}
+{"text":"Nigga what do you mean they look kinda crumbled, those buildings are taking direct bomb hits of course they're damaged."}
+{"text":"Mold needs constant high humidity. Where is the moisture coming from?"}
+{"text":"That's basically EIFS, which needs to be installed perfectly to not trap moisture against the building structure and cause mold and rot. Problem is so few contractors actually know how to install it properly."}
+{"text":"Thermally ideal, probably. But this article mentions no practical considerations. You could do a new build like this if you do everything right but trying to retrofit it is a recipe for disaster. That’s why, for example, to retrofit an upside down roof, they remove the entire roof."}
+{"text":"I found a great table. The only problem is one of the legs is wobbly. I took the leg off (on the right) and discovered it is wobbly because the screw inside it moves up and down. It’s supposed to look like the one on the left (short, unmoving). Problem #2 is there doesn’t seem to be an easy way to do this. The screw is loose enough to make the leg wobbly but not loose enough to remove and replace/add glue to. Maybe I could flood the hole with glue and jam the screw back inside? Anyone done a repair like this before? TLDR: How do I get the screw in the table leg on the right to stay stuck down like the table leg on the left?"}
+{"text":"2 part epoxy, wrap it with wax paper and some string as a clamp. Might have to use a chisel to open up the crack to get some epoxy down in there."}
+{"text":"and the weight of the table pries it loose No.. that's not how screws work. Screwing it in is what pulls the screw out. Have you tried to unscrew the screw out of the wood?"}
+{"text":"Pull screw out, fill all cracks with wood glue, clamp multi-directionally and see if that fixes being stripped out. If not, fill with glue rethread to depth and let set"}
+{"text":"clamp multi-directionally get a screw hose clamp big enough to wrap around the upper shoulder of the table leg. use some silicone rubber hose as a liner for the clamp, unscrew the clamp, slip on the hose, then reassemble. when tightening down, it will prevent the serrations on the hose clamp from digging in. glue.. try using those large bottles of super glue cyanoacrylate bottles on sale for $20 for a few ounces. cut some of it 50/50 with acetone and set aside. use 100% acetone to wash out the cracks. spray bottle, maybe an air comressor if you can. this is to get the grain to open up. after it has dried and maybe swollen a bit, ensure it is all dry, then get the clamp installed and ready. don't close the cracks up yet, but you want to work in the 50/50 glue/acetone mix to get a deep penetration, then start working in the 100% glue, since it does not flow as freely. acetone is a solvent for cyanoacrylate glue, so it will evaporate during the curing. watch for penetration of the 50/50 mix in the saran wrap at when filling it up. tighten the hose clamp at the end to bring it all together. some 400 grit sandpaper at the end on all the table legs and some clearcoat. problem probably solved."}
+{"text":"forgot to mention- wrapping the leg in saran wrap after the 100% acetone wash and grain opening. try using canned air if you don't have a compressor at hand. after dry, wrap it in a layer of either saran wrap or transparent/translucent stretch tape. that will keep the overflow in, since you will have you sand the end result anyway, and it will make filling in the gaps later will a few dots of super glue that much easier if you want a finish look. the saran wrap will peel off and take some sanding to clean up, but it isn't too bad. wax parchment paper works well too, but you'll just have to guess on the amount of glue at that point. filling in the outside cracks would be good to prevent it from breaking more over time and finishing it off. you're fuckin so hard it's the breakin furniture, my man."}
+{"text":"gunna build a shop in my backyard and I have some questions. What size carriage doors should I build? I think garage doors are nigger tier and I know I can get a better blower door score with them instead of garage doors. Also the quote says osb but its quoted for zip sheathing walls and roof. my shop will be 200ft in my backyard, would it better to run power with a trencher or should I take the solar pill? also worth insulating the slab in ny? I'm gunna do block stem wall instead of mono slab, is a 1 row high curb worth? Any recommendations also? I was gunna do energy heal trusses and have them premade so I dont need an engineers stamp for the plans"}
+{"text":"what size carriage doors Plans say 2x 10 by 9. Offering different suggestions will depend on use case vs layout and location. If budget allows, just about everything will fit through a 10x10. run power with a trencher Yes, or with a mattock. And run more power than you think you need, or go to the library, get a copy of NFPA 70, and calculate your load. Solar will be stupid expensive for anything more than led lights. heal trusses Idk what those are, sounds kinky"}
+{"text":"These fucking things have lied to me more times than scammers from india"}
+{"text":"pot calls kettle black."}
+{"text":"they won't rebuild them that way."}
+{"text":"I was just thinking an infrared camera and a squirt bottle"}
+{"text":"Eyeballing? Just use your extrasensory autist gnostic knowledge of esoteric forbidden home construction deeplore to commune through the spirit realm and contact the undead builders who built the original home, allowing you to see through the walls, through the very eyes of those since past, literally becoming one with the house and all who worked on it, simultaneously being and not being, all within the confines of the temporal accords set into stone centuries into the future (technically, this is your past from my non-linear perspective) (all things are ending soon)"}
+{"text":"the pendulum laser levels are down to like 35 to 40 dollars its awesome just get one of them theyre fun"}
+{"text":"Any advice for me? Very new to laser engraving and have no instruction I'm trying to engrave text into 7075 aluminum to a depth of about .007\" (at least 6 thou max of 15) It is a 50 watt fiber laser with a 200mm field The text is about 50 characters in 2 groups of 25 spaced 4 inches apart .090\" text height from a customer's .dxf file Using these settings I'm getting a runtime of about 2:40 but feel like there is time to make up I am getting minor burning to thee edges but after tumble and media blast it looks good. If I could eliminate the burning without slowdown that would be ideal"}
+{"text":"I ended up getting it down to 1:57 and dropped the intensity of the wobble sub-layer while increasing intensity on the others to maintain .0075 while cutting down on the burned edges. Dropped the lines per inch too so the text looks flatter with no v shaped trench Can't post pics because NDA on unreleased product"}
+{"text":"be you have problem solve problem tell solution do cool things Good thread, have a (You)"}
+{"text":"Just bought my first car used, and the \"leather\" on the shifter knob is crumbling to bits. I'm thinking of putting some black epoxy clay to sculp back the shape in the missing cavities, but does anyone have a better idea? I've done miniature modelling with stuff like that before, but don't know how I would float the surface smooth"}
+{"text":"I havent seen good results for someone rewrapping an automatic knob like that with a release button. Any off the shelf vinyl/leather product and most glue wont hold up to regular use and will peel up at the edges. A manual gear shifter, simpler shape, without those seams is totally different. Mine is basically a cue ball with a nut inside. But this is DIY so feel free to fuck around and make it out of horrifying anthropomorphized silicone at expense of 3x versus buying a new one."}
+{"text":"you don't know where this shifter knob has been"}
+{"text":"probably easier and cheaper to just go to the junk yard and pick one."}
+{"text":"why not go for a shifter that suits you?"}
+{"text":"There is a thread called >sqtddtot which is where questions like this should be posted in the future. tranny jannies don't enforce it. the entire catalog is just one big sqtddtot."}
+{"text":"I installed laminate flooring on an uneven mortar surface. Walking on the floor feels and sounds like shit, but my other family members say it’s fine and that I’m just exaggerating. Is laminate supposed to sound this shitty even with proper subfloor? I am so bummed out."}
+{"text":"With padding? Maybe it'll settle"}
+{"text":"2/2 I want to add that the mortar bed has dips because of the ceramic I demo’d. I don’t even know what to do anymore. I just want to know if it’s gonna last for at least 5 years without major problems."}
+{"text":"Yes, has padding"}
+{"text":"This is why you use self-leveling compound first. But it will probably settle, if no one else is complaining, just let it be. It's not likely to fail just because of this, obviously depending on just how much variation you have."}
+{"text":"I have the same issue in my hallway. I didn't level the subfloor at all there and the pieces are always gaping apart after a few months. I'm just going to glue them all together but not down."}
+{"text":"Gearbox of my cordless drill exploded. I was driving self tapping concrete screws (small ones, 2 inch) and I got the bit adapter stuck in the chuck permanently. After I tried everything to get it unstuck including the impact hammer setting in both direction, the last stage of the gerbox closest to the work end disintegrated. It is a $30 18V chink brand but it serves me well around the house. Is it possible to find these gear sets somewhere online? Can someone help me out or point what i need to buy? I don't even know what to search for. the rest of the assembly looks good. I will post some pics."}
+{"text":"op here , last update on this tldr: its patched, it works for now. After some research the part I broke its called sprag clutch. It allows the motor to turn the shaft , for not the shaft to turn the motor. Its not essential for the work of the drill. In theory you can remove it , so I did. I removed the broken part of locking ring but I left it in place because it acts as a spacer for the third stage carrier (carrier its keyed and engages the shaft with the rectangular cut out). Next the lock cam (or locking cam) is completely removed, together with the little cylindrical pieces around it. Next the broken paws of the third stage carrier are removed, and the single remaining just spins in empty space doing nothing. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"and* not the shaft to turn the motor. and that* was a big mistake. Sorry for the grammatical errors, not native speaker. Anyways some opinions. These drills seem to be somewhat similar to the ones sold in Aldi under the Workzone brand. And those are just rebranded Einhell tools from what Ive read online. I have an Einhell retailer near me so I may try my luck there. There are some parts diagrams for their tools online so if i can piece what part is what number maybe i can order from them. Major brands seem to have somewhat compatible parts (for example Hitachi 18V line ) but the prices are ridiculous and its not even worth buying them to try em out."}
+{"text":"Goddamn OP good on you for bringing back something that was destined to be garbage from the start. Feels good to defy the landfill."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I mean the battery and motor would have been repurposed but still feels wrong to trash something, so i try my best to salvage it. I made a little spanner by welding flatbar so i don't have to lug a good wrench. Fits in the carrying case and surprisingly good on the chuck. The Einhell thing fizzled out , the parts are compatible but out of stock as per their service site. Their new models don't offer parts only complete assemblies which are out of price range for me."}
+{"text":"I decided to attempt to fix the fucked up walls in this room instead of simply repainting. There are random gouges and low spots, some seams have mesh tape visible, a few screw heads that weren't sunk deep enough, and it looks like most the paint was just thrown right on the drywall panels. I also discovered the baseboard was caulked in place when it ripped off a bunch of paper as I removed it. I thought I would be able to get away with spot patching where the flaws were and then priming the room, but there was so much in the corner I was basically doing a skim coat and failing. At points my hands were actually shaking with frustration as I fought the urge to chuck the tool through window and hire some Mexican to do this for me. I gave up after 4 hours of struggling and left it to dry for a day. I went back and scraped down some high points today, and although the mess I made looks like shit it is actually smoothing out the issues, so I think I'm on the right track. I need to go slower and stop worrying about it being perfect on the first pass. Those knowledgeable assholes on youtube with decades of experience make this look too easy."}
+{"text":"Pretty satisfying but I hated the process."}
+{"text":"That thing can hold sandpaper, but you should be loading it with sanding mesh."}
+{"text":"I ended up using a 6\" blade and a wet rag to smooth the walls out, didn't even know that was a thing."}
+{"text":"it seems so much easier to just install panels"}
+{"text":"Looking good anon. From, ex drywall finisher"}
+{"text":"Just come to ask what is the best way to start making electronic stuff e.g wires switches and stuff like that. what is the best things to buy and what are some good resources?"}
+{"text":"is there anything that esp32 cannot do?"}
+{"text":"Mend a broken heart ;_;"}
+{"text":"ooooo I remember these. Not OP, just some other random autist. Cheers"}
+{"text":"To make a wire you have to take a piece of metal and pull it through series of pinholes with decreasing diameter. You can do it by hand, technically, but it requires a lot of strength. To make a switch you need some kind of casing and usually spring-based actual switch. Be you gotta be more specific what kind of switch you want but i'd recommend lever switches for starters."}
+{"text":"I live in an apartment on the 2nd floor and whenever my neighbor runs their dryer, the exhaust from their dryer comes through my mine and floods my place with dryer sheet odor. Can I block off the pipe, or install an inline damper so no air will get through, or will that be a fire risk?"}
+{"text":"I thought you weren't allowed to bring a lawyer into small claims court?"}
+{"text":"kek...building maintenance man just piped the exhaust into the walls so it fills with lint...your shit will go up in flames in an instant"}
+{"text":"California. I went to a local place. They always had ads out for students because it was shit work but the hours were flexible. It was basically a call center. They buy up debt and harass people via phone. Just know you you aren't going to get much. They paid me 5% of the debt and that was a good rate. Likely because it was court ordered debt and not just a repo'd car or unpaid bills. Where I am it is allowed. Every single place I rented from ended up in small claims court because of bullshit. Half the cases had lawyers. I actually read the tenants rights laws for California and they are quite generous for renters. One guy refused to return my deposit because he bought the place after I moved in and he said the previous owner didn't transfer my deposit. The judge laughed him out of court. I had one keep almost my entire deposit as a cleaning fee. I asked for an itemized list with receipts. He refused to give it. Small claims. The judge told him that yes, he was required to do that. He typed up some bullshit and sent it over. Back to small claims. I ended up getting almost my entire deposit back. Only had to pay for a set of drip pans for an electric stove which was $15. I had a landlord try to get me to pay for water damage from a leaking water heater. It was in a closet behind the unit. Literally never went back there. Small claims. Judge tossed it. One landlord tried to get me to pay the entire cost for replacing the carpets and painting the unit. Tenant law says you are not responsible for wear and tear, any replacement cost should be prorated based on age/life of the item, and that the unit only needed to be returned near the condition it was rented in. Landlord had no idea how old the carpets were and they just claimed that they painted every unit at the end of a lease. I had pictures from move in that clearly showed they didn't paint before I got the place and the carpets were old when I moved in. My entire deposit was returned."}
+{"text":"doesnt stick a fan into the duct to blast gross smells into the mainline"}
+{"text":"And then let his laundry room get covered in mold?"}
+{"text":"what do yall think of wood toilet seats?"}
+{"text":"THANK YOU. At least someone understands. Shit in the US is so dumb, everything feels like youre half standing."}
+{"text":"plastic foam filled seat top is all cracked and splitting sharp plastic edges poking up along the cracks, but they are still sitting on it and using it"}
+{"text":"So when my cum smells like bleach there's actually some amount actually in it? I've noticed my cum smells like Flour whenever I decent amounts of bread/pasta/crackers."}
+{"text":"Why was he walking out before cleaning up after himself? What a barbarian"}
+{"text":"He was going to get mom to clean it up."}
+{"text":"Looking to find out how urgently I need an electrician or if I'm okay keeping everything unplugged at the moment. I had an injury and have been keeping a minifridge and small microwave in my master bathroom for a while. The outlet has tripped twice in the last 7-10 days, with the GFCI located downstairs in the garage. I don't think it's connected to anything else. It's been uncharacteristically wet out, I live in the desert, but we've had fog. Unfortunately, my house is a mess because of the injury and I'm not comfortable having people in. Am I at risk of having an electrical fire, like to the point I need to clean immediately and get an electrician in ASAP, or as long as I keep the outlets unplugged, am I okay for like a month or two so I can clean at a slower pace?"}
+{"text":"GFCI tripped twice in 10 days First worlders are so spoiled. I had to bypass the GFCI for the washing machine because it kept tripping Now i get a nice shock if I'm not careful and touch any exposed metal. Keeps me on my toes while doing laundry"}
+{"text":"Tamper resistant is standard now so that was right. Industrial grade ive never put in anywhere so thats overkill. Regardless of the quality of stuff you put in, replacing the receptacles will be a nice bulletpoint on the list. Assuming you put them in right and didn't fuck up the splices"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the insight i hopefully (triple checked) didn't fuck up the splices."}
+{"text":"Some fridges trip certain GFIs because they can think there's an imbalance on the load. Plug it into a normal outlet and don't worry about it."}
+{"text":"what the fuck is with all the retards selling rotten wood on facebook/craigslist for more than what it costs to get good wood at a reputable dealer? guy wants 400 dollars for this"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"On the left is yew wood, rugh hand is 2 inch yellow cedar, middle w roughsaw marks is pear"}
+{"text":"If it had value it wouldn't be listed, period end of story. It has less value to the seller than to the buyer, doesn't mean it's objectively worthless. If you had 5 properties and sold 1 one of them, is it worthless?"}
+{"text":"wood mizers Seriously, what the fuck is their problem?"}
+{"text":"hey cool it with the anti termitism"}
+{"text":"My 10 year old electric water heater has some visible rust on the bottom, pic-related. I still get plenty of hot water though. Is a sudden rupture with 50 gallons of water on the floor a very real possibility? Should I get it replaced ASAP?"}
+{"text":"Yes and no. A pan and drain pipe is required if the water heater is installed above living space. Like on a 2nd floor, or in a 1st floor above a basement. It's not required if it's installed on the 1st floor over a pier or crawlspace foundation. However I would still recommend it, as it can take the water away to someplace harmless should it start leaking."}
+{"text":"I sent the pic to chatgpt And you got a reddit answer. As the anon said it's not the tank. Also, replace it when you see water on the floor. It won't explode."}
+{"text":"What the fuck makes you think chatgpt would know? Most plumbing is experience based, either learned by doing or in person apprenticeship. It cant even have enough training data to have a coherent answer."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure what you mean by \"that's not the tank\" That's just the outside shell, the part that actually holds the water is inside and there's a layer of insulation between the inside tank and the outside shell."}
+{"text":"If you had a leak, anon, it would be pushing out at house pressure, usually 45-50 psi. It would quickly soak the insulation and pool at the bottom. The rust would be around the seam. As another anon said, looks more like you have a leaking bottom element."}
+{"text":"What is the largest, heaviest, or just plain most ridiculous/absurd thing you've ever had shipped to your place that was DIY related? With some of these free shipping deals you can find online there's not really a reason not to order ridiculous crap and have it sent to your doorstep. I've ordered a 6x26 mill from Harbor Freight, a couple engine short blocks off e-bay. Eight 18.4-38 tractor tires at one time and several other sets of rear tractor tires 4 at a time. My old man bought a 2 post lift, tire machine, and log splitter from Northern tool as well as a couple of bandsaws from Grizzly and a box and pan brake from Enco. Most of the big stuff comes on a freight truck, but the smaller stuff is a lot of times just your standard UPS or Fedex driver. Have ordered quite a few sets of 4 pickup tires. Sometimes 3 or 4 sets at a time. Those always came Fedex. Had the UPS man deliver five 1/2\" thick SSQA plates. Bet he loved me for that. Ammo is always heavy as hell, as well as steel and lead bought off the internet. Might have just outdone myself this time though. Just ordered twenty-two 235/85/16 load range F trailer tires from Wal-mart.com... Might have to give that poor bastard a Christmas tip."}
+{"text":"a mini lathe a heat exchanger for my brothers AC unit. A shed"}
+{"text":"Why do I have the feeling she's never used those tools or tools even remotely like that in her life?"}
+{"text":"Several thousand LEDs A bunch of 1/4\" steel spring/coils Several thousand capacitors Various bearings Threaded rods Nothing too crazy I just like having the option to go balls to the wall on small projects and machines"}
+{"text":"not quite shipped to my house but i picked it up from a local shipping center that it was sent to and spent all day getting it into the doorway the most ridiculous thing i had sent to my house was a hundred pound anvil, which the delivery guy carried to the doorstep on his own, which he was clearly annoyed by"}
+{"text":"his/her fuck machine kit"}
+{"text":"Is there a better, cheaper way of imitating human flesh than silicone rubber? Thinking specifically of things that can be poured into molds at home."}
+{"text":"I don't think so Shore 0020 silicone is the best for skin, at least the \"softer\" skin down \"there\" for erotic purposes"}
+{"text":"With the right dating website, you could find a real woman that enjoyed being stored under the bed."}
+{"text":"sally 2 ..."}
+{"text":"Is this what you mean anon? Do tell"}
+{"text":"anon dont encourage people to fuck agar lest we wind up with another humunculus thread"}
+{"text":"I see free pianos constantly on market, I have equipment to make moving them fairly easy. How can I make some money with these? Are there any valuable innards if I pull it apart? Anything cool I could build with the parts of 10 pianos?"}
+{"text":"lmao your post in the free stuff thread reminded me that I’ve been meaning to ask for piano ideas. Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"How can I make some money with these? Acquire them. Tune them. Solicit public schools for relatively bargain pricing. Offer leasing as another option. Learn the market, such that you can spot ones that actually are rare. Then offer rentals (find the most Asian part of town)."}
+{"text":"Build a SUPER PIANO. Then upload a video on YouTube of you getting a virtuoso to play it."}
+{"text":"scrap them for brass and copper inside them"}
+{"text":"Bring them to a piano tuner or whatever it's called and sell them, or just sell directly to him"}
+{"text":"what do i do with this raccoon he got a head crush trying to cross the road, flawless pelt about to start skinning now"}
+{"text":"Were you drinking a beer while driving?"}
+{"text":"wear his skin as you seek revenge upon those who killed him the gods demand it"}
+{"text":"R.I.P."}
+{"text":"Freeze until ready to tan. Be thorough debriding. Any number of ways to do it. Inside out, sewn ends, and in a smoker on LOW for a long time. An application of liquid smoke (food grade) for coverage wouldn't hurt either in the meantime."}
+{"text":"quit eating racoons wayne"}
+{"text":"I have a 1 year + 27 day old microwave and it's blowing a fuse when I try to use it. I'm not sure what's wrong with it and I'd like to save it from a landfill. It came with a 1 year warranty and warranty expired like 20 days before it broke and the company (Hamilton Beach) refused to service it. I rarely used it and I've used it maybe 20 times to warm up some food over the past year. After I used it last time, it died while cooking in mid-cycle. I could see a flash of light. When I opened it, I saw a blown fuse. It uses those small glass fuses and I had to order them from Amazon. I was hoping it would be as simple as replacing a fuse but obviously that's not the case. Clock and electronics works fine but it immediately blows a fuse when I try to actually cook with it. What's wrong? What can I check? I have a DMM."}
+{"text":"and yet here we are, learning too"}
+{"text":"Are they even sold anymore?"}
+{"text":"First sane post of the day"}
+{"text":"Crushed several of the pink ones to look inside magnetrons and figure out what makes them tick. Didn't know what a hollow cavity resonator is back then. No cancer so far. t. Boomer"}
+{"text":"Hello mate, I'm not goin to go through every reply. But same thing happened to me where the fuse broke. What I did was get an 10A circuit breaker and replaced the fuse with it, and shoved it inside the microwave. Used 2.5mm to go from each end to the fuse terminals. No need for a new fuse if ever blows again. Use you multi to check voltage at terminals too. Aussie licenced electrician"}
+{"text":"Picrel"}
+{"text":"Whos this faggot ass kike?"}
+{"text":"What an odd nigger"}
+{"text":"Fuck u people are dumb"}
+{"text":"hello guys, ordered my adruino with the built in pull ups. playing the waiting game right now. hang in there bros i know eveyrone is excited to see this thing all done, i promsie you we will get there very soon i live in poverty so sourcing components and materials takes time. hang in there."}
+{"text":"I see no responses here in a while, Is everyone still rooting for me? Your all with me still right? The world is with me? I'm still all in on dunksei u should be too. We are going for a ride anons Picture the future when in a year or two I post a video of me dunking in rec league and it all started with that fucked up solder in First pic Trust me bros, u wanna be part od this. It's ground floor"}
+{"text":"A cordless 6.5\" and corded 10.25\" circular saw is the perfect, do-everything circular saw setup. Better than any 7.25\" plus anything or those long 4.5\" saws."}
+{"text":"lotsa wurds i aint reedin blades on the wrong side you wouldnt know a skilsaw if it hit you in the head"}
+{"text":"Fine, blade left, but you know I'm right. 6.5\" and 10.25\" are the right sizes, 7.25\" is heavier to run with no practical increase in what you can cut. There's even 6.5\" saws now that have more cut depth than most 7.25\" saws."}
+{"text":"Go big or go home. Only one you need."}
+{"text":"Had my second Dewalt drill fail on me in 9 years. Been itching to switch my air ratchet and impact out for electric for a while now, so while I have 0 cordless tools should I just fucking jump ship to Milwaukee or something else or stick with Dewalt? I do mostly motorcycle/car shit and home repairs and don't really care about torque ratings and RPMs, I care about: build quality a really nice controllable progressive trigger soft stop finger tight or anti-strip setting on impacts for running down small fasteners 360° lighting quiet operation But most reviews don't mention that kind of shit. Any recommendations? I want to go all in on Ingersoll-Rand because their big impact is delightful to use but they only make like 3 other expensive tools and the compact drill sucks. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Are their impacts up to par? Do they have the fancy anti-strip settings and shit other brands have? I never see Bosch anything but drivers and grinders"}
+{"text":"Used this one at work today. Got shit done."}
+{"text":"?%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82--%D0%B2-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82&%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B6%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%83%D0%BC%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0--18-0-v clean yo shit up"}
+{"text":"scared of some slav runes, bigboi?"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"stupid to not have UVLO I will also say it again: It depends. It depends on what you're doing and what your requirements are. If for example your application means it is inherently impossible for the batteries to be discharged to anywhere near low, then guess what: You do NOT NEED UVLO. Instead it might only mean additional points of catastrophic failure. Secondly: UVLO alone is NOT a BMS. I'm not going to attempt a defi ition of 'BMS' vut it is safe to say a BMS needs to incorporate at least two of the typical functions: Balancing, UVLO, OVLO, OCLO etc. If it's a standalone solution that provides only one of those functions it is hardly a 'system'. But I've already complained above how 'BMS' muddies the water and for some it's all the same and you NEED to have one."}
+{"text":"If for example your application means it is inherently impossible for the batteries to be discharged to anywhere near low, then guess what: If you are using a lithium battery and you are, somehow, absolutely certain that it can never be over-discharged, over-charged, operated below freezing, experience overcurrent, or go out of balance...good on you. You have some incredibly niche application that represents a vanishingly small portion of the market. Everyone else is better off erring on the side of caution. Especially when considering the \"out of balance\" thing. The only packs that aren't really at risk of this are made of extremely expensive, well-matched cells. In other words, the cost of the BMS is trivial in comparison when protecting pricey equipment. Conversely, if you DON'T have such high-quality cells, the BMS becomes much more necessary because they're more likely to have problems."}
+{"text":"I think there is a misunderstanding on at least one side and I don't feel it's worth further pursueing the discussion."}
+{"text":"It's reddit tier cargo cult to 'always NEED a BMS / balancer / over- under- etc. - protection' When does an ESS LFP battery NOT need a balancer and over/undervoltage protection and overtemperature protection? In what scenario is it better to save the $100 and use raw LFP cells without each of these functions?"}
+{"text":"Fine, I said it more explicitly in another thread: There exists a group, who, every time a battery is mentioned, talks about house fires, explosions and the requirement to use a non-descript 'BMS'. I would bet that, ironically, the same people do not have a solid voncept of what a BMS is, how several BMS can differ vastly in features and performance and especially under what circumstances which of those features a BMS can have are required - or not. Let alone would I believe those people understand how those features are implemented or trust them with implementation itself, be it using discrete comparators and FETs or one of the usual one stop shop ICs. This usually then leads to those people, buying any object that id labelled 'BMS' by chang the vendor and perhaps their buying decission is influenced by something they have heard 'is somehow more better... it has a transformer, or inductors or caps...'. They will then unironically hook up a 5A balancer to a bunch of series 18650s 'because I am building a 5A pack' and call it 'a BMS'. Meanwhile their application is one where they'd probably be nest advised to slap some dumb Rs on and discharge overcurrent protection and be safe. So in short: The common was not aimed at the narrow scope of stationary, low maintenance, PV 'house' batteries. And in any case: Yes, bare cells are not consumer products. People should have understanding of what they are doing and not read some whacko opinions online, be full of themselves and just imitate what they saw or heard. That is cargo cultism and at least stupid."}
+{"text":"Can I use black pipe sections screwed together to make a captain's for a home gym to build abs and do bar dips? It seems like they come in the right lenghts and angles with t-sections and such, and faily inexpensive. I was thinking maybe PVC but is may not be sterdy enough."}
+{"text":"Zuska just does calisthenics no captains chair. Looks like diet and calisthenics is all you need"}
+{"text":"those sesame street memes are some of the best"}
+{"text":"She does not get her period."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck wants to have kids in this day an age? Who can afford them?"}
+{"text":"captains chair Gay. Just use a pullup bar or make parallel bars. And yes, black pipe is strong enough. Just keep the horizontal lengths under 2'."}
+{"text":"wtf happened to this site? no machinist thread??? Ask machining questions, post machining failures. CAD CAM talk Speeds and feeds guessing G-Code, M-Code, Bro-Code Fanuc vs Haas Bitch about pay Ignore Sieg Whine about spline shafts Button pushers who think they're machinists"}
+{"text":"i think i understand a little better now, i just need to know which are the live wires and which are the control wires would the 3 lives just be the same brown black and blue as is on the input cable?"}
+{"text":"you really just need 3 wires from the switch to the vfd control terminal. the power and motor leads are always connected. do not switch between the motor and the vfd the 3 control wires will be comm fwd rev land the comm on one terminal in the switch that will connect to one terminal when switched one way and another when the other. the fwd or rev wire will connect with the comm to get the drive to engage"}
+{"text":"good job anon, don't get wrapped around the thing like a chinaman"}
+{"text":"I figured out my absolute square problem. It doesn't matter if your square is not square, as long as it is the same square and you test the same edge you can clamp it to the table, run an indicator along it then flip it around and clamp it to the other side of the table and check the deflection. If your x and y axis are perpendicular then the deflection should be by the same amount in both positions. Buy a taig, sherline, unimat etc, there are real tabletop lathes and mills."}
+{"text":"How do I make a moon suit of my own?"}
+{"text":"surplus russian gsh-6 high altitude helmet backpack oxygen tanks or firefighter rebreather wetsuit coveralls sneakers gloves utility belt"}
+{"text":"just use a drysuit"}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have any Parkside performance power tools? They came up with this little 20v kit of drill, impact drive recip saw, two 4ah batteries and charger for like 180€ and honestly seems plenty for sparse /diy/. And they offer 5 year warranty which is kinda crazy for cheap tools. I have PP screwdrivers with a metal shank and they are surprisingly good but power tools are a different beast."}
+{"text":"Yo im the anon that made the thread asking if that psbsap d4 is a good deal. What did you use the drill for in the last year? How does it perform? Any single issue?"}
+{"text":"I think it's a great deal ye. Both this and last year, they ended up being bought out by scalpers (or people who really wanted it, like me) who buy it within an hour of the store opening. I didn't really put it through it's paces but I used it while making my workshop to drill 3mm steel for many hours while putting up OSB and it was fine."}
+{"text":"Nice, heh I'm also the guy coming in within an hour of opening to snatch it. I got it for 130, I see scalpers selling for 170 now"}
+{"text":"that looks fucking nice. there are adapters that converts the voltages aliexpress.com/item/1005008748699604.html random example but some are legit"}
+{"text":"i have 3 pieces of that kit. first of all green parkside is usually shit. Parkside performance is either shit or really great. 1The Drill with 60NM best powerfor price dril out there hands down, its on paar with a 200€ makita for 40€. 2.The Angle grinder on sale for 40€ is great.considering what a makita or Bosch costs. downside it has a sharp protection meaning if you press to hard it goes out. with the model in you pic you switch it back on. i heard ppl complaining about the model with touch buttons where you have to press 3 button in correct order if it goes out which is a pain in the ass. also a 4AH or a smart (pouch cell battery is a must.) 3. the SDS drill is pretty weak, it does its job but is slow but again for 50€ compared to a 300€ hilti not bad. for a homeowner totally fine, at work drilling 100 holes in really good concrete definitely not. the non hammer drill function is a joke it has a slip clutch so forget the SDS wood drills the drill is way more powerful. Prices are round about what i paid on sale in the sore without batteries"}
+{"text":"I'm looking to get a new miter saw. The things I want are portability lightweight features that can keep up with professional use ie a bevel and sliding mechanism corded Right now I've narrowed my options down to the Makita LS 0816F and the Metabo HPT C8FSESM. Both saws have an 8 1/2\" blade which sounds good to me. The Makita is $544 and the Metabo HPT is $480. I've had good experiences with both brands although generally find Makita is a little better quality. What do you guys think?"}
+{"text":"should always wear gloves"}
+{"text":"Only if you want to be degloved"}
+{"text":"i would go with a 10\" miter saw, the extra cutting capacity is nice. makita does just fine, dewalt is the go to choice but they only make a 12\" and that's a big saw. i run a festool personally and it's a 10.25\" metric blade. the little saws like those 8.5\" are okay for little trim work but they can't cut a 4x4. the bosch 10\" is a good saw, but heavier than the makita. i haven't seen anyone using the metabo saws (or hitachi saws) in a LONG time. but the old hitachis from the 90s are legedary for their performance."}
+{"text":"Thanks, OP here and I actually did end up getting the dewalt DWS780. Cost me $545 and my friend gave me a free folding stand for it."}
+{"text":"yes get that one. why did you post if you already made a decision? are you insecure and stupid?"}
+{"text":"How do I get the top lights on? Please help it looks retarded without the top lights on"}
+{"text":"I added a little more light on the wall."}
+{"text":"Looks great"}
+{"text":"You know what i'm really starting to hate fucking Christmas You can all go kill yourselves"}
+{"text":"Correction - monochromatic chrismas lights look retarded."}
+{"text":"Did you figure it out?"}
+{"text":"Couldn't you write down the password, wrap it in foil, and run it through a hot laminator? That way the pouch would have to be cut open to get it out and obviously destroyed."}
+{"text":"Nobody wants the password to your tranny porn collection folder OP."}
+{"text":"that's great but does it actually force you to change the code now that it's out?"}
+{"text":"Onhonhon! It indeed does not. That part of the security chain will have to be taken care of by procedures, i.e. me constantly checking that the seal(s) hasn't been broken and changing the password if it has."}
+{"text":"Coupons seem to be slowly becoming digital only, probably to stop coupon shenanigans like in the TV show. That said, is it still possible to do, where do people even find the coupons to do this?"}
+{"text":"I think it was already shown that those extreme couponing shows were about as real as “The Batchelor” “Selling Sunset” and “Real Housewives” etc."}
+{"text":"You'd have better luck with food banks and dumpster diving. I hit the 5 below dumpster a couple times a month and stock up on potato chips, cereal and stuff"}
+{"text":"You'd have better luck with sperm banks and muff diving. I hit the sperm bank dumpster a couple times a month and stock up on specimen cups, hustler magazine and stuff"}
+{"text":"Printed coupons are pretty rare now. Everything is done by apps, which have rules that prevent them from being exploited by stacking and other methods."}
+{"text":"Everything is done by apps which doesnt stop my phoneless geriatric father from making safeway fix every sale item at customer service after he gets raped at checkout. occasionally they even just completely refund items they cant get to ring up right with the override card"}
+{"text":"Freshly harvested zucchinis, tomatoes should be ready soon Who else here /home garden/?"}
+{"text":"Cast one out of concrete. Vibrate it well to get rid of bubbles. Read a thing about making planters from concrete vermiculite mix for lightweight planters. Never tried it."}
+{"text":"Would be nice if you can get one for cheap"}
+{"text":"How is growing your own veggies not DIY?"}
+{"text":"Was getting some blossum end rot from a touch too much fertiliser but put some calcium folar spray on, threw out the damaged fruits and now its as good as good"}
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+{"text":"Since there seems to be some confusion (or lack of reading) on the rules of this board, here is the concept of this board clear and simple: /e/cchi is for: - Pictures of animu girls featuring either sexy clothing or nudity without sex. - Masturbation and suggestive touching pictures are allowed as long as it's one girl doing it to herself without use of toys. /e/cchi is NOT for: - Blatantly-sexual images involving men, the sexual fluids of men or foreplay done by men. These images belong in /h/. - Images featuring one woman touching another in a blatantly or suggestively sexual manner. These images belong in /u/. - Images exclusively featuring men. These images belong in /cm/ or /y/. - Requests. All requests go in /r/. Do not post requests here unless you have at least 6 pictures related to what you're requesting. - Pictures featuring girls with a loli body type, or Furry pictures. Do not post these anywhere except for /b/. - Western art. Due to frequent quality issues and lawsuit-happy western artists, western art or fanart is not allowed, with very few exceptions."}
+{"text":"Bikini armor, valkyries, warrior women, female knights, battle damage, fantasy designs and so on. Anything themed on martial women and their equipment is good."}
+{"text":"You thought your first time fighting would be against celtic barbarians, but it was me DIO!"}
+{"text":"Hestia ecchi thread."}
+{"text":"Irozuku Monochrome chapter 25"}
+{"text":"Itty Bitty Titty Committee - Second Edition Keep the flat, small, and medium coming."}
+{"text":"Are you blind?"}
+{"text":"indeed. his exquisite taste cut to the very core of me, twin souls he and I are"}
+{"text":"hooves"}
+{"text":"No AI if you want to BELIEVE IT!"}
+{"text":"The thread is for requesting colors/edits. If you want something drawn, go to the drawthr/e/ad. Drawthr/e/ad: Rules: - Respect /e/ and global rules. - You must supply a reference for the characters or at least directions for coloring in every part of their body or related objects. - Do not just post a link to your request from the previous thread. Re-state your request and re-post your reference. - Link references instead of including them in new posts. - No bumping or seconding requests. - Be patient, some images can take a great deal of time. - Don't be a dick to the artists, they're giving their time to do this for you, you ungrateful shit. - Constructive criticism is fine. - Remember to thank whomever fulfilled your request. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Oh ok, yeah I like to have a barefoot usagi"}
+{"text":"Requesting a nude edit."}
+{"text":"Beautiful warriors from Queen's Blade."}
+{"text":"New to the franchise, any order to watch the series? Additional content like videogames, light novels, and such?"}
+{"text":"Menace already censored for the English page specifically It's hopeless"}
+{"text":"AI Edit General Guidelines for best results - No stick figures - Use colors - Keep proportions - Describe the image - Small details are hard to get right"}
+{"text":"Thank you very much."}
+{"text":"This is with little work..."}
+{"text":"This is with a lot of work"}
+{"text":"And here's some Raita lineart, because why not"}
+{"text":"Another new thread of Sailor Moon is here thanks to TeamFourStar's new parody. As always, no AI."}
+{"text":"Bi-week just described Usagi Both weak and Bisexual"}
+{"text":"I dont what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz"}
+{"text":"Finally! After 10,000 years I'm fierce! It's time to conquer-"}
+{"text":"The moon"}
+{"text":"Since the old thread disappeared, I am once again posting from my collection of ecchi that is funny, weird, or interesting in some way."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any favorite artists that post funny and high quality ecchi?"}
+{"text":"Pantyhose/tights thread. Anyone's got an aliexpress seller that deals with pantyhose that have run guards (bands of thicker weave on the upper thigh) like pic rel? Seems to be uniquely japanese phenomeon limited to their domestic brands like atsugi. In the mean time, commencing dump."}
+{"text":"Second this. Pantyhose are simply amazing to wear."}
+{"text":"And you should also start wearing!"}
+{"text":"start how do I stop trick question. you don't. nylon is love, nylon is life."}
+{"text":"Why would you even think about stopping?"}
+{"text":"Highschool of the Dead/Triage X/INAZUMA Thread The anime turned 15 years old this week."}
+{"text":"still a month until the next chapter but there's this, I wanted this a while ago  hopefully the full image is in the next volume or chapter, I think it'd only be in color if it's in the volume so that's preferable"}
+{"text":"Goddamn they're huge"}
+{"text":"HOTD is still alive in 2026"}
+{"text":"really? what's coming out this year"}
+{"text":"Thread for girls with any combination of mouth veils, jewelry, see-through fabric (bonus points if all her clothes are see-through), exposed bellies, detached chiffon sleeves(?), pelvic curtains, and other things that fit the theme."}
+{"text":"Buttplug panties?"}
+{"text":"Post pokegirls."}
+{"text":"More ai slop please"}
+{"text":"Ctrl + F No mf Asuna thread Guys, there is one problem here. We need to worship her more. I'm madly in love with Asuna."}
+{"text":"Just imagine it. Her being so horny for you that she can't even wait until you get back home and instead she pulls you into a restroom in the park so you can fuck her senseless."}
+{"text":"I would keep her pregnant, no doubt"}
+{"text":"What is it about that mouth shape that has such lewd implications? Is it the half-lidded inviting fuck-me eyes she's always giving? Is she even giving that expression, or are her eyes just like that?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion"}
+{"text":"Uh-oh unmedicated meltie!"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen a Chitoge in a million years"}
+{"text":"Modelling for NERV art class?"}
+{"text":"I don’t know who does it for you, but I can’t resist Ochako Uraraka… she drives me crazy. All other MHA girls welcome"}
+{"text":"also, petites are peak"}
+{"text":"Continuing the big booties old thread:"}
+{"text":"post wet clothing images"}
+{"text":"A little extra meat makes the world go 'round."}
+{"text":"Emilia thread."}
+{"text":"desktop preferred no AI"}
+{"text":"her chin looks a bit off here but this one would work really well as a browser startpage with some minimal css to get the part with the search bar as an actual search bar. if i wasn't a pussy i would do it, but alas :("}
+{"text":"i think i made that edit for  iirc"}
+{"text":"Thread for all the SAO girls"}
+{"text":"No AI for my game wife."}
+{"text":"Pls save theart"}
+{"text":"Now this is kosher"}
+{"text":"Old thread: This can include officially released art, character sheets, concept art, and art from official creators/assistants/animators from shows or manga (from their Fanbox, for example). No AI or third-party edits/nude filters, please. Avoid posting manga pages unless the nudity is uncommon (like an uncensored tankobun or international release)."}
+{"text":"Let's hope to find more"}
+{"text":"Enormous meat bags Should I finally watch Konosuba?"}
+{"text":"Post more"}
+{"text":"Was the artist involved in the series?"}
+{"text":"Lewd Band Girls from Girls Band Cry"}
+{"text":"Wonderful! It's May 30! Happy Birthday, Doppel-chan! Let's celebrate this day by posting some /c/pics of Best Girl from Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou."}
+{"text":"Would loveto see these with nipples"}
+{"text":"can we make it to 2 years?"}
+{"text":"Post cute and juicy meganekkos wearing the most detailed meganes out there. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"I see this thread lasting another year"}
+{"text":"I see this thread suffering through another year FTFY"}
+{"text":"Bonus points for official art. Double bonus points for gifs, screencaps, or stitches."}
+{"text":"Anyone getting Gotou Junji's C107 book? Heard very little talk about this book."}
+{"text":"why would there be a Raynare route over an Akeno route"}
+{"text":"There'd be a Rias and Akeno route, an Irina and Xenovia route, and a Koneko and Asia route, plus a harem route of course. And a secret gay route of course"}
+{"text":"Previous thread A thread of girls with smooth and flawless pussy slits Rules: Must to be /e/ No pussy hair/bush No AI-Generated art Uncensored only"}
+{"text":"Whats your poison? ( | ) or ( Y )"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"We'll find it somewhere but I'll need three ships and fifty stout men!"}
+{"text":"konosuba, megumin preferred but aqua and darkness welcome"}
+{"text":"Wait. So you are making threads by discord. Lame. This is 4chan. Not discord extension number 3."}
+{"text":"he usually announces on our discord i knew it, there's a groomercord"}
+{"text":"stop replying to yourself *smooch*"}
+{"text":"gonna be real with you, chief. from my viewpoint that's how every thread with highlights has been over the past year."}
+{"text":"ah so you're the schizo pretending to be a clueless anon, got it"}
+{"text":"Smokers corner (and maybe other mouth things too). Light 'em if you got 'em. Don't spit on the floor, please."}
+{"text":"Post beautiful brown girls. If it has the \"dark-skinned_female\" tag, then it's allowed."}
+{"text":"Momiji isn't brown..."}
+{"text":"bleachbooru That sounds terrible."}
+{"text":"We maxed out the previous thread, so it's now time for a new thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Birthday girl"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: This is a thread for new content recently posted at the original source."}
+{"text":"bleached anus, brown anus, ebony anus, big anus, small anus, open anus, narrow anus, hairy anus, bald anus, shaved anus, trimmed anus old"}
+{"text":"raildex"}
+{"text":"What the hell happened to 40010 1-GO/Shimanto? Absent from C106 and C107 looks like, and no communication for some months now."}
+{"text":"he wrote that he has to return home for some time and will be out of touch for a while; presumably taking care of family"}
+{"text":"Yeah but that was a damn long time ago, the Saten book he said he was working on should even have been out by now given what he said."}
+{"text":"I'd imagine they're depressed and not in any condition to work on doujins. Usually this kind of announcement means someone is dying."}
+{"text":"Show me your best botes."}
+{"text":"Episode 6 was peak anime. I'm sad we don't get boobies in anime anymore."}
+{"text":"/"}
+{"text":"Bremerton is the perfect vidya protagonist"}
+{"text":"Enjoying every pump! How short is she? If I hold her close is she going to have to look up at me when I forcefully kiss her while grabbing her lewd cheeks?"}
+{"text":"Pink, plump big and round... The best kind of butt around! fuck i love her pink bote ass so much, i'd worship it what do you think it smells like? How short is she? probably around 160cm, forcefully kiss her while grabbing her lewd cheeks that would be so hot, you should enjoy her milkers too! have fun with her whole body"}
+{"text":"probably around 160cm, Yeah, she'll be trembling below me as I steal her mouth that would be so hot, you should enjoy her milkers too! have fun with her whole body Yeah you're right, after I get bored of her ass my hand is going right under that bikini and squeezing with all my might until milk starts to flow"}
+{"text":"Every so often, you come across a manga that makes you ask \"why don't they show the nipples?\" If they don't show the nipples, then it's not real nudity!"}
+{"text":"what childhood trauma led to this"}
+{"text":"Gun Frontier"}
+{"text":"I will NEVER not be mad at this series dropping the ball."}
+{"text":"Post girls wearing detailed footwear. High heels, sneakers, loafers or even slippers, it does not matter."}
+{"text":"A thread for us aut/o/ and m/o/tor/sp/orts fans! Post girls with tuner and race cars. Doesn't have to exclusively be themed on race queens so post anything you can find!"}
+{"text":"ITT: Petite beauties, as the title says. Small women deserve big love!"}
+{"text":"cute wolf"}
+{"text":"I miss the old thread. 'bout time we rekindled this fire."}
+{"text":"No shirt, tops or bras to cover the titties. Nipples must be showing. Any clothing state below is fine. Bonus for big tittys"}
+{"text":"Do you consider them overrated, or actually some damn hot babes?"}
+{"text":"Most of the girls are overrated and way too overrepresented. And some girls with more original designs and personalities are underrated, like Levy"}
+{"text":"post nipples in anime/manga that you want to suck"}
+{"text":"What a good movie"}
+{"text":"Sad that does not have a full proper /e/anime (or even a full-on hentai) to it and got forgotten."}
+{"text":"Lewds of the girls from the Saki mahjong series. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I theorize that this is because the Ritzification effect has the power to giveth and taketh away, but still predominantly giveth."}
+{"text":"c- cute"}
+{"text":"Nice boat."}
+{"text":"Bonus points if the girl didn't expect it."}
+{"text":"Not exactly /e/, since someone else is grabbing the girl's ass."}
+{"text":"Softness that can't be contained Post pics where skin bulges out from tight clothing"}
+{"text":"The girls of ZnT, especially Louise. Other kugyuus are fine too."}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Hex Maniac! Doesn't matter the design, whether its new or old. Cute, busty, skintight, this thread is for all things Hex!"}
+{"text":"This thread is about invisible women (not per se Toru Hagakure)"}
+{"text":"It's pretty good."}
+{"text":"Big supernaturals"}
+{"text":"No visible nipples, pussy or butthole. Go as lewd as you want as long as these conditions are met."}
+{"text":"Feel free to post more sexy catgirls. They're highly appreciated <3"}
+{"text":"I just want to share my favorite wolf."}
+{"text":"i commishened this one. yeah she is honestly best girl but the series filters hard sadly. got more of the manga off crunchy roll during their big sale. will finish out the collection next year."}
+{"text":"Like the title says, post brides."}
+{"text":"Erotic images portraying the lose of dignity/reputation of the girl. Not sure if it belongs in the ENF thread as the character doesn't necesarily has to be embarrassed. Also I'm not 100% sure if this belongs in the /e/ board but I believe it does based on the fact that it doesn't need to include men or other women directly interfering with the act."}
+{"text":"Faggot that complains about the enf thread can't even contribute pics on a different thread."}
+{"text":"Post pregnant chicks. Maybe even discuss them."}
+{"text":"From my baseline understanding from research to have some realism in an AI text adventure I'm doing, hormones start telling the body to properly develop the systems for producing milk but it's not until birth that there's a change that switches them into full production mode."}
+{"text":"alright then contribute instead"}
+{"text":"Some mod's abusing their power and has me range-banned from posting images, but my Oppositional/Defiant Disorder is active so here's a bump"}
+{"text":"That's too bad"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"No Hololive thread? Let's fix that."}
+{"text":"Bonus for Hamakaze Previous"}
+{"text":"Such a perfectly erotic and elegant girl"}
+{"text":"Curse you Cygames"}
+{"text":"Inspired by a thread on /a/ of The Shiunji family children. Close-up shots of bras and bras being unhooked. Nipples are fine but not required."}
+{"text":"What's this from?"}
+{"text":"Blessed thread"}
+{"text":"Renketsu Houshiki (via yandex)"}
+{"text":"I see that the thread has survived and it's almost January 12. I said that the Shimoneta post was going to be my last post for the thread but apparently there was recent content with some material for the thread, so, here it is, another webm. Yeah, there is a ''jumpcut'' in the video, I omitted a few seconds of footage. Anyway, this may really be my last post for this thread. Ciao."}
+{"text":"Another post for this thread, this is from a very old series, something that was made before the 90s. Esper Mami wasn't made in the last decade of the 20th century I think. Most things in the thead are of content that was made this century and not the last one. Anyway, I don't have more material for this thread. I don't think I'll post in this thread again after this. Ciao."}
+{"text":"Previous thread No AI slop."}
+{"text":"There are so many incredible girls in this anime."}
+{"text":"Cute cha x esil art. /e/ is not the place for yuri though. Please read the rules and sticky before posting."}
+{"text":"Blonde, golden haired or yellow haired girls Bonus for Jean"}
+{"text":"God’s Stockings"}
+{"text":"Nagi is amazing, but all rock lovers are welcome"}
+{"text":"Bet her sweat smells really good!"}
+{"text":"Mika-chan teaching the other idols to become proper (jav) idols!"}
+{"text":"Girls wearing clothing that covers their breasts/pussy, but not the asshole"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to the Genshin girls. Cocogoat edition, but all Genshin girls are equally welcome~ Old thread  expired."}
+{"text":"of all sizes, colors, and flavors"}
+{"text":"Girls beckoning you into the sheets, and any other sexy scenarios in bed. Keep it /e/."}
+{"text":"Let's post some non-hentai mangas where pubic hair. Post the name of the manga. It must be NON-HENTAI"}
+{"text":"It doesn't entirely fit here because it is hentai so I am not even going to post a pic, but it is so good I think it is worth mentioning. Yuutousei ni Onanie o Miseru Hanashi by MM / mmchair is a masterpiece and you should read it."}
+{"text":"Addicted to Curry And older Funatsu Kazuki manga, before Dogeza, Monsuga and Sundome Milky Way He was already based even back then, but sadly it is not as ecchi focused as his later stuff. His art at the start was a bit rough and you can see he improves a bit later on, kinda of a midway to his current style."}
+{"text":"An older Fixed. I also just realized we don't have even 30% of the manga in english, it ran for nearly 12 years and has 49 volumes in total god damn, we only have up to 13."}
+{"text":"Praise this fucking manga"}
+{"text":"Lewd girls, ghosts and aliens. Captcha NSDDD"}
+{"text":"Kimetsu no Yaiba"}
+{"text":"Thread dedicated to the manga by Seiji Matsuyama and the OVA by J.C.Staff. Fanart is welcome too, you may also post other underrated titty shows of the early 2000s like Jungle de Ikou in here, or other short-lived titty shows. previous"}
+{"text":"New Matsuyama drawing of Kirika from that time"}
+{"text":"kek did he get that framed"}
+{"text":"she's also pretty huge herself so yeah it makes sense"}
+{"text":"boob....."}
+{"text":"Perfect size"}
+{"text":"Girls spending time together while being casually nude."}
+{"text":"Tht boy on the left is either REALLY tired or gay."}
+{"text":"the context behind that image (from the hxentai heroes OVA) is that an alien brainwashed them to think coming to school naked was ordinary. in his current state, that man would think a naked woman is about as interesting as a clothed one is to us."}
+{"text":"I wish we lived in that world"}
+{"text":"Girls kneeling or assuming dogeza position, presenting their holes ripe for the taking."}
+{"text":"Any girl from Re:Zero, preferably Rem but all are welcome."}
+{"text":"To marry and become one with Rem must be bliss"}
+{"text":"The perfect wives"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to the cutest Fate/Stay Night heroine!"}
+{"text":"She's fucking perfect"}
+{"text":"I love her like you wouldn't believe!"}
+{"text":"Involuntary or not, all sizes and perspectives allowed as long as nipples are visible."}
+{"text":"This fetish always makes me rock hard"}
+{"text":"Big plump girls with some fat to their bodies. Bonus for purple hair"}
+{"text":"plump and rating:questionable works nicely"}
+{"text":"I know nothing about this show but the girls always makes my peepee hard."}
+{"text":"Unconscious girls Bonus for poses like this"}
+{"text":"Concept's good, I'll see what I can find"}
+{"text":"I love battle damage"}
+{"text":"I just got a super fancy printer at a thrift store for dirt cheap, and it prints gorgeous photos! I want more beautiful ecchi art pieces to print out and hang on my walls. I'll post what I've printed so far. I especially like stuff like the OP picture, super detailed, highly rendered, classy and erotic."}
+{"text":"Onee-san, milfs and other soft big breasted women that give off that soft mommy vibe."}
+{"text":"Tfw will never get this milf into breastfeeding you as she gently strokes your hair"}
+{"text":"Benjamin Franklin explains why when their looks fade they develop better personalities no accidental kids not defiling a virgin more subtle"}
+{"text":"Truly the father of America"}
+{"text":"Rules of the thread: 1. Include full names and what series your characters are from. 2. Keep the request SIMPLE. 3. Compile multiple images into one or link to a gallery for additional references. 4. Try not to bump requests. 5. REQUEST drawings ONLY; this is NOT your personal deviantART page. 6. No AI deliveries. 7. Do not hijack requests. 8. PLEASE request only ONE drawing at a time. 9. Artists, post a sample of your work when \"taking X requests\". 10. No shitposting. 11. Keep it /e/. 12. If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. 13. Have fun Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Woah you nailed this, that's so hot! Awesome tits and pits. I do find her sharp eyes very captivating too. Much obliged~"}
+{"text":"Requesting a cute-lewd pin-up of Meiling Li in which she shows off her bare, slender legs."}
+{"text":"requesting a sweaty mia from golden sun exasperatedly stripping down and fanning herself from traveling through the hot desert"}
+{"text":"Requesting Azur Lane's Taihou in her red Playboy bunny outfit lounging around on a pool table, lazily smoking from a cigarette holder like in the bottom left. The more you can make it look like a dimly-lit pool hall the better."}
+{"text":"Requesting Shampoo wearing nothing but a whipped cream bikini on her lady parts as she blows a kiss"}
+{"text":"Breast envy"}
+{"text":"Girls in the middle of undressing or dressing up."}
+{"text":"I just felt a need to post this image and gush about how hot it is and this is the only thread that seems to have a related topic. FUCKING SEXO. I love how she seems disinterested like the viewer asked her \"do elves have the same genitals and humans\" and she responded by saying \"um, want to see\" and then does the image and gets a bit shy when she see's how hyper focused the guy is on her spread pussy responding by saying \"wow humans really love genitals huh\""}
+{"text":"I can't tell if this's fan art or 1 of THOSE conspicuously CGI anime shots..."}
+{"text":"Sauce on this one? I recognize the artist as Yasuda Kousuke but can't tell which series it's from."}
+{"text":"Post pics of anime or manga characters who don't wear panties, scenes from official media preferred, list sauce too, for example this is Rika Saionji from Yamada-kun and the 7 Witches OVA 1"}
+{"text":"They should have explored it more. It was a bit lame in rewatching."}
+{"text":"WET and MOIST"}
+{"text":"But anon, she's clearly wearing one."}
+{"text":"Kido Ayane from Kimi wa 008"}
+{"text":"Or maybe it's a thong, who knows."}
+{"text":"Neon swimsuits! Super soakers! Inner tubes! Beach balls! Pool, Seaside, Hotel/Resort setting! Jet Ski, Water Ski, Bright colors, warm weather, fun accessories! Let's usher in the Summer with hot babes having fun in the sun, barely dressed and dripping wet!"}
+{"text":"Very Merry Edition"}
+{"text":"Still would not mind a F!Alear as a Blade."}
+{"text":"This thread is for ENF images and manga which AI had some part in creating. Same spirit as the main ENF thread, except AI is welcomed - although please don't include needless image variations."}
+{"text":"How the hell can you jerk off to a fucking neuron? It's just a fucking neuron."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Timerra is so cute."}
+{"text":"Sorry missed the cock but point still stands."}
+{"text":"God Ginny is so fucking hot jesus."}
+{"text":"oh god Lucchini is hot"}
+{"text":"Sasha less than three"}
+{"text":"another decensor attempt"}
+{"text":"Post the best /e/ material of the most beautiful Oni."}
+{"text":"Flat, busty, dark, pale - all welcome."}
+{"text":"This is a thread for ecchi drawn by female artists. Bonus points if it is a mascot/self portrait/ self insert OC what is the appeal 1) There is a certain way only girls draw girls that is pretty endearing 2) Female artists self inserting themselves into lewd situations or using themselves as reference is hot, especially if they are dorky and bullyable in real life How to find Try to stick to ones that state themselves or it is stated for them with certainty that they are girls. You can use some context clues like hearing their voice in a stream, a jp name that ends with ko, a fujo work or two, etc, but try to not post unless you are 90% sure. If you are not sure, ask itt first. PLEASE DO NOT POST ANY WORK BY FTM, MTF, OR SOMEONE WITH A THEY/THEM BIO; PLEASE AVOID ANY POSTERS TRYING TO BAIT A GENDER IDENTITY ARGUMENT."}
+{"text":"I've always wondered if men and women draw ecchi differently. I always liked to believe to believe women could do it better because they have they know the secrets of a woman's body."}
+{"text":"To think that whenever games had a woman in them it looked like this... good times."}
+{"text":"StarvingArtist2000 on reddit is a great female ecchi artist! This is a self portrait (her on the right). I highly recommend her work! Sometimes she post cute pics of herself too"}
+{"text":"Disgaea, Shin Megami Tensei"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas, anon!"}
+{"text":"Not only fluffy tail but also fluffy bush"}
+{"text":"Thanks :>"}
+{"text":"Pure sex"}
+{"text":"previous thread Anime girls being cheeky and flirty, lewd selfies, one breast out, oppai challenge sort of stuff. Downblouse is fine but preferably if it's deliberately exposed Bonus if they're making eye contact, extra bonus if it's fancy clothes."}
+{"text":"Clothed or Hanging free."}
+{"text":"some real life tits look like that anon"}
+{"text":"Girls resting on their sides, with one titty stacked atop the other. The more squish, the better."}
+{"text":"Lori (Mazinkaiser)"}
+{"text":"Women naked in public. What is your favorite scenario?"}
+{"text":"I'll say a mix of option two and three. I enjoy when there's this conflict within the exhibitionist about her being a pervert at the current moment and her personality worrying about what's happening"}
+{"text":"1/4"}
+{"text":"2/4"}
+{"text":"3/4"}
+{"text":"4/4"}
+{"text":"Can't Spell Fundoshi without the word 'Fun'!"}
+{"text":"Today is paizuri day. Let's celebrate with some paizuri invitation!"}
+{"text":"Last thread"}
+{"text":"After some field study Yukari could verify that Erwin indeed takes off her hat in the shower"}
+{"text":"Underrated girl right here"}
+{"text":"Hallelujah"}
+{"text":"Asking that question."}
+{"text":"I called it Shokupan because anon last thread asked for big soft boobs but I'm happy to leave it theme-less. A bit ironic how my last post said \"Hope we can finish this before the end of the year\" and it's been 10 months since. Should've said \"within a year\" really. My apologies. I actually haven't lined up any images so the first few posts might take a bit. Please bear with me."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but I think they're actually nice and quick once you've got the hang of it. And they actually helped to reduce the spam a little over in the \"Alchemic Image-conjuration\" (AI) thread. Better than clicking traffic lights for hours."}
+{"text":"RIP yandere... they locked displaying explicit pics behind having an account and registering a new account has been suspended for years now."}
+{"text":"Well, at least that'll likely eliminate the need for COMPRESSED VERSIONs etc. for the most part. Still a pity."}
+{"text":"Post cute boyish women. God bless Nathaniel Coxon for inventing shorts. Previous thread :"}
+{"text":"Spats for the holidays This is peak female performance"}
+{"text":"Total tomboy love."}
+{"text":"Bust charts, etc. Anything with girls comparing breasts with each other Bonus points if its official art"}
+{"text":"are there more official charts? how's this even allowed"}
+{"text":"From World’s End Harem. [spoiler]I am still mad that it’s specified that the girls in Doi’s environment had their DNA altered so they could only birth daughters after he drunk the government koolaid, both because they had no idea that their biochemistry was being permanently changed in a genuinely life-altering way, and because THAT’S NOT HOW GAMETES WORK YOU INBRED MONKEY, SEX IS COMPLETELY DECIDED BY THE SPERM[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Based newfag."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite feline/canine ladies, bonus points if they're behaving like a cat"}
+{"text":"post 'moko (or other Watamote girls if you want)"}
+{"text":"2d preffered. Handjob/blowjob motions/pretend sex are all good. Animated is a plus"}
+{"text":"that link doesn't seem to work"}
+{"text":"Every time I DL this it says the zip file is empty."}
+{"text":"previous thread"}
+{"text":"Dangerously cute sporty megane"}
+{"text":"File over 4 mg."}
+{"text":"It's Jill-off January again, post some girls getting off. No AI."}
+{"text":"Back to January"}
+{"text":"I think NND should have an upload limit, what the fuck is this shit?"}
+{"text":"does anyone have any of MeriS's old motions?"}
+{"text":"well iwara data recovery has been finished according to the website. in the blog post iwara mentioned they have new hosting services? that was fast. im just happy to hear some good news"}
+{"text":"Post enslaved girls. Nude, in sexy clothes, working or being auctioned. Keep it /e/"}
+{"text":"The bouncier the better"}
+{"text":"I, on the other hand, require proof!"}
+{"text":"Thanks. You'll have to take me at my word.."}
+{"text":"Make Heroine ga Ōsugiru!"}
+{"text":"have the nude one"}
+{"text":"Fuck off!"}
+{"text":"New favorite Pokegirl"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Old thread: Official Art Thread! This can include officially released art, character sheets, concept art, and art from official creators/assistants/animators from shows or manga (from their Fanbox, for example). No AI or third-party edits/nude filters, please. Avoid posting manga pages unless the nudity is uncommon (like an uncensored tankobun or international release)."}
+{"text":"This is just Ai-slop, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"How was Hiyori involved in the series? Is there more?"}
+{"text":"So did we never ever get that Touhou OP? I know it was just one bit of them naked, but still"}
+{"text":"I was hoping we would have heard back from the guy who ordered the Aik Sole. He had some surgery thing and I'm hoping he's all right. It's been a while since he posted an update."}
+{"text":"One guy said he had the BD but that he couldn't rip it. So until someone who is willing and able to rip the BD buys a copy we probably aren't going to see it. It'll most likely have to be purchased second-hand now too."}
+{"text":"Last thread died so let's get this started again. Your No. 1 place for big juicy milkers"}
+{"text":"Some things just go together in life... like Tsuki and cowprint."}
+{"text":"Post some Lucoas!"}
+{"text":"Cocoa having fun with a hose."}
+{"text":"Too bad"}
+{"text":"Does a children's cartoon really need so much sex appeal?"}
+{"text":"I agree. It's like, either commit to it or don't. People do, just not (You)."}
+{"text":"Otter-chan is sexy"}
+{"text":"When there is no doubt what she needs right now"}
+{"text":"hoping someone will leak the uncensored fanbox tier again some time..."}
+{"text":"\"the censorship will get worse before it gets better.\""}
+{"text":"bp boobs sometimes"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"Certain girls got rings after the year that the birthday rings came out. This means they dont have a birthday episode coming along with the ring. The lower cost is because you dont get an episode along with the ring."}
+{"text":"Girls in traditional japanese clothes. Be it samurai, peasant, miko or other, anything out of the Tokugawa period belongs here"}
+{"text":"I'll be posting official art, but fanart is welcomed too."}
+{"text":"based on the new card"}
+{"text":"Good thread."}
+{"text":"Implied footjobs are also welcome"}
+{"text":"Post gals"}
+{"text":"extra soft"}
+{"text":"Hokkaido Gals > Shitskin Gals"}
+{"text":"bikeshorts/spats thread"}
+{"text":"Putting Tifa in Spats under her skirt wasn't censorship, it was teasing. Think. What if she's wearing nothing at all under 'em?"}
+{"text":"wearing panties under bikeshorts defeats their whole purpose, I doubt Tifa is that dumb"}
+{"text":"Thoughts for anti-AI users?"}
+{"text":"Ai is trash slop for people without taste it's like artificial substances added to food to trick your taste buds. I'd rather eat homemade food made from the heart, even if it doesn't taste the same. Before you reply keep in mind that you should consume whatever you want. I will keep calling it trash no mather what and look for hand made stuff."}
+{"text":"do you want a medal?"}
+{"text":"Artificial flavoring haters are way better than AI haters. Artificial flavoring haters don’t run around yelling how much they hate artificial flavoring, nor do they act aggressively upon catching a glimpse of artificial flavoring. Instead they buy or make natural food themselves. AI haters should learn from artificial flavoring haters."}
+{"text":"Fuck the luddites. If you're that crossed for using AI, just trace over it."}
+{"text":"Waifus with cowboy hats and cowboy boots"}
+{"text":"It's over It has been a pleasure, partners."}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
+{"text":"KanColle"}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
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+{"text":"tuxbell.com"}
+{"text":"Name a worse material than PU \"leather\". Pro tip, you can't."}
+{"text":"Whatever they make cheap Halloween costumes from."}
+{"text":"fake fur"}
+{"text":"satan trips At least even fake fur has some properties simply due to structure. Fake leather has ZERO redeeming qualities looks cheap literally flakes and falls apart smells like plastic more harmful to the environment than the stuff it's meant to replace makes you sweet like a motherfucker"}
+{"text":"Bubble wrap"}
+{"text":"anything made of transgender©"}
+{"text":"I know modeling pays like shit, but still, how the fuck can this a model? He looks like a random asian dude"}
+{"text":"He associates fragrance campaign models with fashion models"}
+{"text":"girls lel"}
+{"text":"Jacket id?"}
+{"text":"'armani exchange bomber jacket navy'"}
+{"text":"he has the attitude duh"}
+{"text":"Actual Chinese Shitters Edition Because we know you all love them. Autos, hand-winds, quartz welcome. $30 - $200 is a good shitter price zone. Any more money and you can start listening to the Seiko/Citizen people. Who also own shitters. Everyone buys everything. Post your Weekdaters and Grand Seikos and your coffees over and over if you must. But leave your pretense at the door. Meed the Deesio. 39.5mm Case Diameter in stainless steel, sapphire crystal, some sort of automatic movement... who knows? Could be pretty good. It's $60 and it looks nice. I'm not gonna take a chance on it, but maybe you will. Maybe you order one and then in a couple months you tell us all about it if it ever arrives. Roll the fuckin' dice. Why not?"}
+{"text":"An Orange Julius. Get it?? Not too bad looking for $20. I bet the $20 quartz shitters are alright. Should I order this one and find out? I have a $12 Poedegar shitter that I like that actually got some good reviews. Maybe this will keep me from buying a more expensive watch. Fuck it. I just bought this watch. For you guys. This thread will be long dead by the time it arrives, but I'll still post it. Speaking of which, better save some room for the shitter unboxing tomorrow. This thread is so popular I need to ask you all to chill out and not all bombard me here. Appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Bought this too. Last one for today. 35mm, the other colors and gold looked too faux classy for $20. I have another good Poedegar, hopefully this one is also okay. I'm already regretting it honestly. Why would I ever wear anything like this? Any occasion it would look right I'd rather have a real watch. Oh well. It's only money."}
+{"text":"Bought a couple of these too."}
+{"text":"no one likes your shitter thread shitterfag Go back"}
+{"text":"what size is that bad boy it looks awesome i only wind my guys when i wear them"}
+{"text":"Is this an appropriate shirt to wear on my first day at my new job tomorrow?"}
+{"text":"depends, are you applying to be a cult leader?"}
+{"text":"Are these appropriate pants to wear on my first day at my new job tomorrow?"}
+{"text":"Depends on the job. For the office it might not be the right choice. For privateering under the Jolly Roger, it's spot on."}
+{"text":"this is what religion does to you"}
+{"text":"Dude shut the fuck up about Casbah, it’s a meme fragrance that just gets hyped due to scarcity. No one is gonna think you’re le goth or le tradcath because you smell like incense, no one gives a shit. Burn some fucking incense or go to church."}
+{"text":"Seems to be the case with most ELDO fragrances. The only one I’ve liked is Afternoon of a Faun."}
+{"text":"Isn’t there that one reviewer that hopped on steroids?"}
+{"text":"2026 not being on steroids enjoy the permanent underclass"}
+{"text":"How many times a day should I brush my teeth?"}
+{"text":"after every single meal"}
+{"text":"once a year the bacteria adapts and starts working for you"}
+{"text":"this only works if you don't eat sugar"}
+{"text":"after breakfast and before bed"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Post watches in this watch thread. Anything between $1 and $50000. Everyone is welcome even chinese watches. I love watches, you do too. Let's discuss and appreciate them. This thread offers a forum to discuss and debate wristwatches, pocket watches, and clocks. Several members here are highly knowledgeable in specified areas of horology, so please contribute to the thread by asking questions and/or asking for advice if you are planning on purchasing a watch from an AD or the grey market. Please post pics of your watches here; it doesn't matter if it's worth 5$ or 50000$, because there might be someone who wishes to eventually purchase the same model that you own and would love to hear some real-world advice regarding ownership. The experience matters the most, not the price. Previous Decently Based Thread:"}
+{"text":"If I buy it from outside of EU, I will be clapped with big customs and import fees. A used one will cost me as much as a new one, which is definitely not worth it."}
+{"text":"If the concept of vaping was a person, then this is the post he would write."}
+{"text":"I'm more of a cigar and white monster sort of guy tbqh family"}
+{"text":"automatic casio Why? What’s the point?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'd rather go for an Oceanus instead, if I was going for an analog Casio, solar quartz."}
+{"text":"How to reach this look? Micro-dosing estrogen\\HRT to get the androgynous facial look + calisthenics and cardio\\diet\\ maybe swimming or specific weight exercises for symmetry? OTOH you can't get such leg hairs without a good amount of testosterone, so the androgynous look is hard to get, chemically speaking."}
+{"text":"Take 20-30g of sodium nitrite and 1g of MPTP daily"}
+{"text":"Genetics. You could be high T and look like an absolute beta cuckboy. Or vice versa, low T and look like THE MAN."}
+{"text":"kys pls"}
+{"text":"Figs are effay. Can I wear them if I'm not in healthcare?"}
+{"text":"what"}
+{"text":"So hot. Love recent grad nurses. Do they know we look at their ass when their pants go in their crack like that?"}
+{"text":"As someone who works in scrubs figs are actually not effay (IMO). The biggest crime is the fabric has very poor drape, but the brand has convinced everyone to tuck in their scrubs. In the video, you can see the fabric supporting itself above the waistband, especially in the back. The stiffness creates either this odd suspended billowing fold or very conspicuous vertical lines as in the front. Figs are made of some of the most unnatural looking fabric I have ever encountered. I think tucking scrubs in is quite effay regardless of body size but only if you are wearing classic, baggy, unisex, 1000+ wash scrubs from the scrub dispenser. A nice soft scrub top will drape well over the waist and move with your body. Even very attractive people can easily look strange in figs, so it isn't so simple as to just be fit and look good or whatever. To my eye, the sexiest a woman can look in scrubs is in a nice baggy set. For a petite woman, the oversized drape conceals their frame, but your mind notices the slender hands, arms, and neck, and you dream of the delicate figure underneath. Similarly for a larger, curvier woman, the way a bair of baggy unisex scubs gets pulled taught over their hips, ass, and thighs sets your imagination running wild at the feast contained within the fabric. If you are and man and want to look good in scrubs, you better hope you have good hands, arm, neck, ass, or chest hair. Its not hard."}
+{"text":"She looks like a troon."}
+{"text":"Agree with all points"}
+{"text":"who is the most effay?"}
+{"text":"I wanna rape her and every talking head on the canadian news channels."}
+{"text":"these whores are such an irritant, making you feel impotent, emasculating you"}
+{"text":"I wanna end girls' education beyond grade 8. End girls' sports. End women's independence."}
+{"text":"females cannot be allowed to mog men intellectually or athletically or in any way that makes men feel emasculated, makes men feel inferior to a female"}
+{"text":"oh and btw, Harvey Weinstein did nothing wrong also, Free R Kelly"}
+{"text":"Previous: None FORUMS www.forums.filmnoirbuff.com askandyaboutclothes.com/viewforum.php?id=13 www.styleforum.net/forums/classic-menswear.5/forum www.reddit.com/r/NavyBlazer thecurriculum.net/forum BLOGS American www.ivy-style.com oxfordclothbuttondown.com www.saltwaternewengland.com sartorialtalks.com/en Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"half of this thread are lower class losers with a degree in STEM making $80k you got me there. I don't even know why I'm into fashion anyways. I work from home and barely have to leave the house."}
+{"text":"Any hair inspo?"}
+{"text":"Kamakura bros, how are we coping with the insane price increases due to tarrifs? Placed my last order on black Friday. Pretty sad stuff. Its cool and all if you want to support American companies, but no one is making clothes for stocky manlets in the US"}
+{"text":"Hehe, I am in the midwest! But I'm making 135k with a STEM degree. Also your image is very funny, it sounds like a very self conscious person projecting super hard."}
+{"text":"Rate me: Black beret black coat black shirt black formal shoes black gloves black round sunglasses"}
+{"text":"If you dont have long hair and long beard can you even be called a man?"}
+{"text":"Deadass just gripped a fresh pair of wranglers edition."}
+{"text":"Fit pics online of 13mwz all have that diaper butt effect"}
+{"text":"Uniqlo trucker jacket, need it or keep it?"}
+{"text":"Not bad for the price. I just bought picrel."}
+{"text":"Keep it if it's 100% cotton. Some of their denim jackets have ekasthane and polyester. Red Tornado? Been eyeing it myself. Review it when you get it."}
+{"text":"garbage AI generated woke DEI crap"}
+{"text":"Is Bond casualcore the final boss of 30+ year old mens style? Smart, simple, timeless, mature."}
+{"text":"It's not Tate, just some queer who looks like him."}
+{"text":"Dmg control, it's clearly xim"}
+{"text":"what color is your Bugatti?? I thought so."}
+{"text":"explain this"}
+{"text":"LMAO he's so fucking gay bro it's not even hidden."}
+{"text":"I turned 30 about 2 months ago and I really don't know how I should dress. For a long time now I've been dressing really basic like pic related and it feels like it makes me look like a dad in his 40s or some shit, but I also figure trying to dress any younger might look retarded too. What's a good medium ground? What pieces and colors should I get? I have no idea how people in their mid to late 20s dress but that would be the ideal look I guess"}
+{"text":"Because millennials (and zoomers) are soulless cowardly NPCs. They aren't capable of visualizing in their minds, so they can't imagine how different color combinations can work and look good on them. That's why they always default to black, greys and white. GenX were the last generation that had soul."}
+{"text":"Even millennial and zoomer women are soulless bugs. 2000s fashion was colorful and lively. While modern women's fashion is bullshit gym clothes and pajamas in greys and blacks."}
+{"text":"dzms opsn"}
+{"text":"wrong thread sorry"}
+{"text":"And then people wonder why the world looks so boring and soulless now. When everything from people's clothes, cars, buildings and everything in between is black, grey and white colored, of course it will look like you're living in a dystopian shithole."}
+{"text":"They are making a comeback. Opinions?"}
+{"text":"how can you possibly be this retarded?"}
+{"text":"If you’re some sort of poof, or in politics banking or academia, go for it. If you’re blue collar you will be mercilessly mocked if you show up to the job site with a scarf around your neck just know that. I don’t wear a ball cap to work and have you’re pretty standard short sides long on top swept back hairstyle and guys call me GQ for it."}
+{"text":"why does timmy look like the machester by the sea guy?"}
+{"text":"I go to work wearing a scarf under my jacket. I'm in trades and no one says shit. No one even notices. The reason they call you GQ isn't because of your hair, it's just you. You're either lying about this, delusional and have no self awareness to why they call you that. The reality is, they think you're a pussy no matter what hairstyle you have. And they're probably right. You're a fucking pussy."}
+{"text":"you have literally never stepped foot on a construction site"}
+{"text":"Do you think that a person needs to be a fan of the band, or should people be able to wear whatever band tee that they want?"}
+{"text":"paying to see big bands from far away not just going to local shows and seeing sick new bands from up close"}
+{"text":"not just going to local shows and seeing sick new bands from up close I have zero interest in my local scene since it plays nothing close to what I like. Mostly metal, goth stuff, then country. I drive an hour to my nearest big city to see smaller bands who scrounged up enough to go on tour. Tickets are $25, but gas, tolls, and optional parking/booze more than double it sometimes. Still worth it to do all of that and buy a $30 shirt to support their band, sometimes I get to shoot the shit with them at the merch table or hangout for a bit in between them packing up their stuff or between sets if theyre an opener. Picrel is one of favorite bands and I surprisingly get compliments on the shirt I have of it despite it being drawn by some teen a decade ago"}
+{"text":"Where’d you get it?"}
+{"text":"You need to like the band to wear the tee, any other opinion is wrong"}
+{"text":"amazon about 15 years ago"}
+{"text":"/btg/ BOOT GENERAL - ENGINEERS EDITION What do I need to care for my boots? Old cotton t shirt (one for cleaning, another for applying conditioners) Horsehair brush ($10-15) Wooden shoe trees ($10-15) Light conditioner like Lexol/Bick4/renovateur Heavy conditioner (if you live in terrible snow/rain areas) Sno seal/Obernauf LP Don't forget that boots need time to dry properly, rotate them and rest them How do I deal with x stain? mud: allow it to dry then brush off salt: water and cloth as soon as possible saturated wet: allow the boot to dry for a full day, stuff with newspaper scuffs and scratches: buff vigorously with horsehair brush Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"visibly cheap with a fake welt"}
+{"text":"chukka with lugs"}
+{"text":"Careful what you wish for. I bought fucking Carhartts because they're \"waterproof\" and fit my stupid feet."}
+{"text":"Do I look like a poser if I wear engineer boots and down own a motorcycle?"}
+{"text":"engineers on a motorcycle is a gay cruiser larper thing no you'll look like a poser because engineer boots rarely look good on anyone"}
+{"text":"Are these good and worth the price? I see them a lot. I'm a manlet, how much height do they give?"}
+{"text":"They are fine. I own those and the black ones. I don't really wear them all that much though, maybe like once a month? I'm sure you could find something better for what they cost since they're running off their brand name mostly but I cbfd trying to save nickels and dimes. If I see something I like I just get it"}
+{"text":"They are not fine, they are a scam"}
+{"text":"They are indeed fine and make certain people jealous"}
+{"text":"they make that rose anvil guy have a shitfit every time so they are probably cool"}
+{"text":"Here's a serous reply to you friend: they give you like 1 and half inches or how much is that heel idk."}
+{"text":"What core is this? Grisch?"}
+{"text":"Pretty boy core. Dude looks great and it’s one thing to be a pretty boy but making it your world comes off as shallow and boring."}
+{"text":"can't be fa without a fashy battle station."}
+{"text":"Bong hits with the K-man. And a lot of cans to return."}
+{"text":"peak"}
+{"text":"Talk me out of painting my walls a pale green. I really want to do it"}
+{"text":"I'm from europe and while it is a nice calm color, it is also associated grandmas together with wallpaper. Its also the type of washed out color you'd find in poverty stricken areas. I'd go for a bolder green like emerald."}
+{"text":"Cheers - I might go for something bolder, but there's that conventional wisdom to \"always paint rooms several shades brighter than your favorite swatch at the store\", that colors become overwhelming in practice. My living room is already kind of meme-tier, all the lights are green Turkish lamps so this is pursuant to making my space look like a cool evil museum"}
+{"text":"They are smooth, yet their face looks old anyways. Now that the first gen lookmaxxers are reaching old age, we can draw the first conclusions on extreme skincare. Is it worth it to have a perfect smooth skin when your facial muscles are old anyways? You just look like an old lady instead of an old man."}
+{"text":"This, this is a millenial"}
+{"text":"This is a millennial"}
+{"text":"he doesn't look bad for his age t b h he could pass for 25"}
+{"text":"The face of the millennials. Last based generation."}
+{"text":"onions generation"}
+{"text":"I wish more women would leave their grey hair undyed. as i get older i find it looks more and more attractive. i cant imagine plastering chemical hair dyes on your scalp can be that healthy anyway.."}
+{"text":"I think I made one of her cookie recipes kek"}
+{"text":"tell me more"}
+{"text":"So why can't I get most of clothes from Walmart and target? Why must I pay Uniqlo prices for a t shirt?"}
+{"text":"Which is more expensive anon: the €7,99 t-shirt that lasts a year, or the €49,99 t-shirt that lasts ten years?"}
+{"text":"Walmart and Target are the best places to buy basic bitch basics because that's where tradies get their clothes, and they usually need durable products at a low price. So if you aren't a fag who cares brands and what random irrelevant people think, you should buy from those places."}
+{"text":"uniqlo prices"}
+{"text":"It's absolutely hilarious that people on fa are so poor they think Uniqlo is expensive"}
+{"text":"Idk about Walmart but I love target for basic needs Sweatpants, plain t shirts, boxer briefs, jeans"}
+{"text":"There are people that wear glasses that dont need them. They just wear them to look smart or something. I dont get this world. Do you think is something legit or just fucking retarded?"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain the mullet trend? I was recommended a video about 'performative males' and the implication is that women like mullets? What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"Here in Australia bogans and lads have sort of brought it back ironically and its now become fashionable, at least to lower class people and indie hipsters."}
+{"text":"wtf I love the CIA now"}
+{"text":"Frizz means you need moisture Do a moisturizing hair mask in the shower once a week after you condition. I have curly hair so my products are mostly for curls, but you want to get some sort of moisturizing leave-in post shower conditioner , hair oil and some gel. Take a pea size amount of hair oil and gel and maybe 1-2 pumps of leave in conditioner. After you get out of the shower , brush your hair and squeeze out extra water. While your hair is wet/damp, rub the oil, gel and leave in conditioner in your hands then spread it evenly all throughout your hair. I put my hair in a hair towel then bonnet. But you can air dry or use a diffuser if you are in a rush."}
+{"text":"Also, if you are a male, please check the ingredients of your products and make sure they won’t lower your testosterone or mess with your hormones. K bye, good luck anon"}
+{"text":"I am the guy in the middle in everything but chudness. Short. Skinny. Bad posture. Look like an overgrown child. People pleaser though I fixed that with therapy recently. People say I just look weird. When I'm alone, they say I look very attractive, but when I'm around other guys, I'm just exposed. After seeing the stream with this guy, I've started working on my posture, but am I really doomed to a life like this? How do I fix this?"}
+{"text":"White in his dreams"}
+{"text":"Trvth"}
+{"text":"Being short is genuinely a fucking curse, people will just make shit up about you in order to justify their hatred. And there's nothing you can do about it, everything will be seen as napoleonian copium. Dressing well? Overcompensating. Lifting weights? Overcompensating. Growing a beard? Overcompensating. Better to never have been."}
+{"text":"Find a short chick"}
+{"text":"ok troon"}
+{"text":"remember when Uniqlo finally opened its first store in montreal in 2020 it was HUUUGE happening... but why? this brand is so damn boring and tasteless"}
+{"text":"Aliexpress for basicz"}
+{"text":"Are uniqlo's thermals any good? I'm looking for a warm base layer for winter."}
+{"text":"They're functional but they're made of polyester."}
+{"text":"polyester Meh. I'm not paranoid about it but prefer batural fibers. Guess I'll keep looking."}
+{"text":"It's getting worse and worse indeed. U tees getting holes after a year C sweaters getting unremovable stains for no reason Underwear dead after 6 months Boring but not in a good way Even when being boring they don't propose the right kind of boring stuff, such as neutral colours for basics. At some point they had some interesting pieces but it feels like they are going mega NPC now. And the quality has been degrading. Their heatech stuff is nice, the puffers are good quality but going insanely expensive for what it is. Truly a bummer that the best basic provider is failing but maybe that's what I need to start having fun with clothing again."}
+{"text":"I feel like if I saw her by herself I'd perceive her skin color as White but next to him she looks tan as hell like holy shit."}
+{"text":"I mean to be fair he looks like he hasn't seen the sun in like five years. He looks like he's as pale as when he was a baby"}
+{"text":"I have no idea why tattoos look terrible on white women, but for east asians and even black women they look fine."}
+{"text":"filthy frank looks like that? zamn"}
+{"text":"Buzzcut doesn't look goo-"}
+{"text":"mogs everyone in this thread IYKYK"}
+{"text":"Jack was one bad childhood experience from being a school shooter and he would’ve looked good doing it"}
+{"text":"I never understood why some whites guys call themselves \"white boys\". Do these retards think its a term of endearment when a black guy calls them that?"}
+{"text":"White guys don't worry about stupid shit like this, because they don't have that layer of insecurity that would make them care. It's very similar to how white people laugh off supposedly pejorative terms like \"cracker.\" It's not insulting or even notable to white people."}
+{"text":"cop this look"}
+{"text":"how cringe would it be on a scale of 1 through 10 if I had pic related tattooed across my back im not religious btw"}
+{"text":"wants chest motive on back back motive on chest why?"}
+{"text":"Literally anyone who saw you without your shirt will assume you're part of the Russian mafia (if white) or a cartel goon (if brown)."}
+{"text":"tattoo always max cringe b-but what if cringe"}
+{"text":"my chest isnt very flat so I feel like the big image on the chest plate would look better on a flatter surface like the back"}
+{"text":"Are you trying to say motif?"}
+{"text":"WATCH THREAD WATCH THREAD WATCH THREAD If you post a Rolex or an Omega in this thread, your mom will be raped by a pack of black gentlemen tonight. The place to actually discuss watches, free of avatarfagging drama, including bittercelposting, pics of food or drinks, or long-ass stories about your lives. Your budget Preferred brand or manufacture Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot, etc Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz, etc Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, chronograph, etc Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet, etc Wrist size or desired watch size Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love it, bought one a year ago. Got it new for $1700 at the time."}
+{"text":"You're not getting robbed in general. Who in here has been robbed?"}
+{"text":"Justin Bieber stole my heart."}
+{"text":"But what makes that Longines one any more \"minimal\" or \"clean\" than any of the others that look just like it? I really don't see where that extra $2,750 is going in this case. It's just not an interesting enough design. You'd have to have so much money and so many watches to want to drop 3 grand on something so basic and ordinary looking. Jesus. Still."}
+{"text":"Some of it is going to marketing, obviously. Prestige pricing plays a part in it. You’re also paying for their capital improvements. Complaining about pricing is always pointless. If you don’t want to pay, then don’t. No one is forcing you. If enough people share the same opinion, then it will reflect in the sales numbers and Longines will adjust accordingly. That’s the free market in action. Money is how you communicate with companies, not squeaky-voiced whining."}
+{"text":"Do you need to be busty to looks good on bikinis?"}
+{"text":"Fpbp"}
+{"text":"She's not even all that but still divine compared to miss piggy from the OP"}
+{"text":"Imagine her in a scene with Mike Adriano haha"}
+{"text":"Those are the fakest small tits I've ever seen."}
+{"text":"She's hot but she has 0 grace or coordination. She walks like a limp buffalo"}
+{"text":"How do you feel about men's jewelry? I'd like something special but feel self conscious"}
+{"text":"This but unironically. Buy a sewing machine instead and learn to make your own bespoke clothes. Knitting takes waaaaaaay too fucking long though I will not endorse it."}
+{"text":"Anon, reading your post gave me the weirdest feeling. I also got a chain from my father that met a similar fate....very similar to be honest. He died when I was 10 and my mom kept his chain for me. Picrel is how it looks, familiar huh? It's a bracelet though, I posted this  before because I feel bad for not wearing it, I have tried in the past but it just feels off, a little too big for me, maybe with a little more confidence I could rock it even if it's lose. My mom always said that it was indeed silver, so I think yours just needs a little cleaning. Dunno what are the odds of this happening for someone else, but here we are."}
+{"text":"I swear to God, I've never had that many (You)s, now that you've mentioned it. The kikes seethe because of Christianity, the niggers seethe because I mistakenly said \"superficial\" when I meant \"gaudy\" and \"ostentatious\"."}
+{"text":"Only jewelery I wear is a dress watch (if you want to count that as jewelery) and a gold pinky ring with my family crest. Not too much into jewelery, not because of how it looks but how it feels, don't like to have things on my fingers or dangling on my wrists. Not wearing necklaces either."}
+{"text":"Recommend me good jewelry brands"}
+{"text":"How do I attract women as an impotent poor socially isolated 50yo bald manlet? I look like picrel except I live in poverty and have zero social life."}
+{"text":"I bang your sister."}
+{"text":"INJECT YOURSELF INTO SOCIAL LIFE BECOME A LEADER IN A GROUP ???? PROFIT"}
+{"text":"My sister is fat and ugly."}
+{"text":"Get your money up and pay for it"}
+{"text":"have good style and don't skin shave, especially with a beard. having any amount of head hair provides texture, gives a frame to the face, and keeps people's flight response at bay. then just carry yourself like you don't give a fuck"}
+{"text":"bugs bunny 8 retro soon edition old:"}
+{"text":"t."}
+{"text":"i like the silhouette but these seem overpriced"}
+{"text":"quite a few air max 90's, AF1's, some tatums, foamposites, and some jordan 3 & 4's . there's another dozen pairs in the living room. I also have the carbon fiber foams and the a pair of jordan 6 rings in the mail."}
+{"text":"he looks fly he is a FLIGHTLESS BIRD"}
+{"text":"Ironically it is still the cheapest way to get a gat Some eu sellers sell “legit” gats for slightly less but I never tried them, so I can’t talk about their quality I have the lux version and they feel much higher quality in hand than sambas"}
+{"text":"I have very pale skin and cool undertone, my hair is dark brown. Do these colors work for or against me?"}
+{"text":"since your hair is dark that's going to provide the needed contrast imo. not sure if pale skin helps or hurts but in my head, with the dark brown hair, I think it would actually look cool? iunno, this is all just my opinion but I have more of an eye than normies at least"}
+{"text":"In terms of skin tone theory they tell fair skinned people to wear gay pastels because darker colors \"wash you out\". I disregard this though"}
+{"text":"cream is too warm, i would pick a cooler off-white, solid white or a light taupe"}
+{"text":"don't pastels actually wash you out and its the rich deeper, stronger colors that provide needed contrast?"}
+{"text":"Is there anyone worse than Eminem? Bulldyke Kangol cap Black beard dye (that's not even his natural color, kek) Slim fit polyester bomber jacket in light grey Graphic tee Wigger gold chain from 1990 or something"}
+{"text":"Eminem is a boomer era champ, wears whatever the fuck he wants. Definitely doesn't need to impress anyone at this point."}
+{"text":"You kids REALLY don't know what 'boomer' means at all. Eminem broke in the late 90s when Gen-X like me, whose parents were boomers, were in college and high school. My boomer parents did not like him or any other rap. No boomers were involved in the Slim Shady shit except possibly as representation."}
+{"text":"Looks like Stephen Paddock"}
+{"text":"Marky mark and him repping his streetwear brand for the rapidly aging millennial"}
+{"text":"Could have just partnered with a normal athlesure brand and had a stylist but instead he took the \"just b urself\" route"}
+{"text":"Do you wear any sort of small bag? I've been looking to buy something which isn't overly offensive to the eyes. I don't want to carry my backpack everywhere and it's getting too warm for jackets."}
+{"text":"Needs to be leather"}
+{"text":"but its velvet"}
+{"text":"Is it really velvet, made of silk? Or is it glorious polyester velour?"}
+{"text":"these guys have the right idea all you need is a simple small black pack to carry your pocket items"}
+{"text":"Based, makes the pale elites angry"}
+{"text":"Is modeling a form of prostitution?"}
+{"text":"No, but lots of models have to go through some sex acts to gain prominence."}
+{"text":"true. just imagine him being violated in order to get on the runway"}
+{"text":"nah theres some trust fund babies that model so they look like they have a job lol. and then theres ones from normal backgrounds that model and suck dicks and shit to become famous."}
+{"text":"he prolly likes it."}
+{"text":"All work is prostitution."}
+{"text":"How to Costanzamaxx?"}
+{"text":"He has so much aura here and youre up their seething on thin air lol"}
+{"text":"You can turn on any random episode and theyll be tons of inspo great show"}
+{"text":"cytube /r/Seinfeld-Zaelesh I pretty much just always leave it playing in a tab."}
+{"text":"The Keith Hernandez hour long episode just started."}
+{"text":"everytime I try, I fail."}
+{"text":"They look nice with the gradient"}
+{"text":"It's okay to think yoga pants are ugly"}
+{"text":"I prefer my C9 to that sword bs, ya toxic basement dweller."}
+{"text":"Because it looks like they don't wash below the knee."}
+{"text":"It looks like a bit like hairy calves"}
+{"text":"Because it makes their legs look dirty."}
+{"text":"How to TRULY get rid of dark circles? I'm losing my fucking mind, I look like a panda"}
+{"text":"sounds like a dermatitis. I would stop using all products on that area, other than a gentle facial cleanser, a sunscreen you know doesn't bother you, and maybe moisturizer at night that you also know doesn't bother you until it goes away. Then once it goes away add in your additional products 1 by 1 waiting at least 3 or 4 days before adding a new one and see if it comes back."}
+{"text":"Will azelaic acid bleach my skin? I have darker nipples/cock/armpits and it makes me self conscious"}
+{"text":"yeah, this will give you about 90-95% of your gains unless you include things like laser treatments. that's assuming you have clear skin. acne is a whole other beast."}
+{"text":"see a dermatologist. there are surgeries and laser treatments that can be done."}
+{"text":"Niqqa, i wear cargo pants with bombers"}
+{"text":"Extra pockets. I hate the new cargo designs where it’s like someone copy-pasted a pocket tool all over the pants. Other than that, it’s not a bad fit."}
+{"text":"Is he actually Finnish?"}
+{"text":"right goes hard"}
+{"text":"Clean shaven really is the way to go."}
+{"text":"brown Arab in the background This pic is too European for me"}
+{"text":"Tacticool is cool."}
+{"text":"It's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"I've got a gear fetish and grew up as a gay guy who played halo and cod. Is this you?"}
+{"text":"Looking like this is great if you like the general public calling in reports of what looks to be a school shooter wherever you go"}
+{"text":"It seems like a good idea if you ever have to visit a place like new york city."}
+{"text":"Won't be larpy anymore in a couple years"}
+{"text":"This dogshit shitter could be had for 400 or less in auto before covid Quartz under 300 Is there a worse example of retards and youtube ruining the market?"}
+{"text":"nooooooooooo it doesn't have the right brand name"}
+{"text":"The brown one is really nice"}
+{"text":"I've found no issues with even $30 Chinese mechanicals. Addies autos are solid."}
+{"text":"They probably just use Seiko movements like everyone else, I like the Miyota more though."}
+{"text":"God wouldnt that be wonderful"}
+{"text":"Is the man bun a cheat code to woo your way into womens hearts? I started tying my hair up this way for fun this week and the reaction i have been getting from them is mind boggling. i rarely have women checking me out in public, nor am on the receiving end of flirtation or even much attention at all from women really. usually it seems like they are a bit afraid of me desu! its been a complete about-face, ive been receiving constant compliments from my female coworkers. noticing women staring at me from afar or positioning themselves closer to me in a public space. i even had a heavily pregnant woman approach me during my commute to flirt with me and try to rizz me up! what is this strange dark magic?!"}
+{"text":"im not fucking doxxing myself on 4chan idiot"}
+{"text":"Women like anything that makes you stand out if you’re somewhere in the south where every guy looks like a “softball dad” who wandered into academy and bought the first ball cap and Oakley shades he saw and called it a day then yes man bun will get you lots of attention from women"}
+{"text":"i live in the south and i stick to rich golf dad core.. it works and gets prime pussy."}
+{"text":"Then block out your eyes and nose and other non hair/beard features"}
+{"text":"when I stopped wearing my hair like a slob chick's smiled at me Try incorporating showers into your routine that'll take shit to the next level #soap"}
+{"text":"I can't be the only one to have noticed this right? Full coverage bikini bottoms gradually going away to eventually being completely replaced by cheeky and thong bikini bottoms? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Like on one hand it's nice to see some ass but on the other hand it's sad to see women disrespecting themselves by dressing like whores. Where I live women of every single age wear cheeky or thong. Like in a crowd at the beach of 100 women of all ages you'll see MAYBE 1 wearing full coverage. The rest though? Butt cheeks all out."}
+{"text":"Just a bunch of babes with perfect bodies and bubble butts right on brother! right on! none of that plus size bullshit. \"curvy.\" these ladies are the real deal! besides, we all know that terms like plus size and curvy are euphemisms for land whale"}
+{"text":"My respect goes out to whoever started this style. Now whenever I go to the beach, pool, or water park I can just sit back and admire the butts all day long. And I don't mean creepily ogling the butts or anything but just looking respectfully."}
+{"text":"zero tattoos. zero piercings. perfection"}
+{"text":"Not completely true because at 0:11 you can see that the one in the black bikini has a tiny tattoo on the back of her arm that says \"M3\" or something like that and the one in the yellow bikini at 0:14 has a belly button piercing so it's not zero but I do get what you mean. It's not like they're covered in tattoos all over or like they have piercings all over their face. It's not none but it's next to none."}
+{"text":"It's not like they're covered in tattoos all over or like they have piercings all over their face. I don't know bro. One tiny tattoo and just a belly button piercing is usually just the beginning of it. It starts that way but unfortunately usually doesn't end there. I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years those exact same models were covered in tattoos and piercings. Such a shame what women do to themselves."}
+{"text":"OP here, just to clarify in case I didn't explain the thread, I'm referring to this time period as the \"Skins era\" because of the series that aired during those years, just to give it a name. I'm specifically referring to that transition between the late 2000s and early 2010s. I used that range of years as an example, but it doesn't matter if you post things from one or two years earlier or later; it's just a general range. Also, I'm not just referring to fashion and youth culture from those years. You can post things like technology, media, mini-trends, events, or anything relevant to pop culture from those years. If you were very present during that era, you can post things that have been \"buried\" or that you'd like to see return. Or, if you're younger and didn't experience those years very much, you can post things that catch your attention or that are somewhat \"forgotten\" today."}
+{"text":"Wherever there’s drunk/high white girls there’s black guys hovering around like vultures kek"}
+{"text":"where I can get a hat with fangs like this?"}
+{"text":"I would hack off a limb to fuck prime Cara"}
+{"text":"can anyone give me context for this t-shirt?"}
+{"text":"How did they make a shirt so timeless and lindy, on par with the OCBD? People are always wearing some variation on what Lacoste brought to the market back in the 1930s, whether it has a guy riding a horse on it or no logo at all."}
+{"text":"Wealthy people have been wearing polos for decades"}
+{"text":"Yes dumbass, what were saying is everyone wants to look wealthy now instead of like retarded rappers"}
+{"text":"Appropriated by niggers. Ruined"}
+{"text":"Never seen a black in a polo that wasn't wearing it to their wagie job"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAR"}
+{"text":"Does the gentleman's uniform still hold up in BIG 2026?"}
+{"text":"The color of the pants and jacket doesn't match."}
+{"text":"very observant, anon."}
+{"text":"Holds up until the wealthy stops wearing it"}
+{"text":"These threads were nice Which Le Male flanker should I get? Elixir has a great drydown, but I also like the plum note in Absolu. LMLP is meh, iris is overdone imo. Haven't tried LBLP yet"}
+{"text":"the goal is female attention I don't even really care about that I just want something really pleasant and nice smelling and Myslf scratches that itch Have you tried the absolu and parfum?"}
+{"text":"something happened with ysl frags and now their performance is trash, y edp only lasts a couple of hours before disappearing completely, maybe its the launching of the more intense versions but it sucks"}
+{"text":"SOTD Neon Amber"}
+{"text":"Yea I have them all. edp I got the smallest sprayer bottle size (30ml?) as a gift. Loved it. Had to overspray a little but really like this one, prob the best smelling imo le parfum Got a bottle off Mercari im a little sus of, I can’t detect any differences from guaranteed Le parfum… but the longevity is just not there at all. Maybe that’s just how the frag is, or maybe I got a very good fake that was able to make it smell perfect aside from the performance. Prob my least favorite of the group. Also takes out some of the sweetness and has a faint pepper smell, which I assume they added to try to give it a little boost in performance and justify the “parfum” tag. But from my testing it doesn’t really last much more than the edp and isn’t quite as nice smelling. l’absolu A little sweeter than the edp, a little more powerful. I’d either get this one or the edp. If you buy a decant, test it extensively, then purchase a 5oz “refill” of the one you like.. the price per oz isn’t bad. That’s what I would recommend."}
+{"text":"Ysl performance It really is tragic, isn’t it? YSL puts out complete bangers but they just don’t last at all. Maybe that’s just how it goes with these lighter, powdery scent profiles… but damn. If they had better performance I could just wear YSL for the rest of my life, I like the lines that much.. but the price/projection ratio just isn’t there."}
+{"text":"I need one of these ugly pair of shoes so bad but they're all supposed to be shit quality. Since LL and Timb can't be bothered making good shows, is there any affordable brand that making those?"}
+{"text":"If they're ugly why do you want them? To wear them \"ironically\" like a degenerate insincere postmodernist faggot?"}
+{"text":"ok nigger"}
+{"text":"How did you know about kekke"}
+{"text":"Ready for your raping?"}
+{"text":"They aren't for everyone but I really like the look. Not planning in styling them like this  though."}
+{"text":"What did you buy for the after christmas/new years sale?"}
+{"text":"What did you buy for the after christmas/new years sale? HoB hoodie."}
+{"text":"I have found the most perfectly fitting pair of jeans for me, it's incredible. there's always some compromise that you think, \"oh, I'll just break them in\" but not with these, they just fit my ass, hips, groin and thighs exactly. nothing special either, levi's 514, completely run of the mill but the cut is like it was made for me. in all the pairs of pants I've had in my 34 years these are the best and I'm so happy. how did I miss these all these years?"}
+{"text":"Olive green Harrington jacket Black denim jacket Green black plaid shirt Blue selvage jeans Band t shirt"}
+{"text":"Based and 2012 pilled"}
+{"text":"I got this 3-ply rain jacket from eddie bauer for $76. They're doing a going out of business at the brick and mortar by me which sucks. Seems like REI and Sheels put them out of business. WeatherEdge® Pro is waterproof/breathable to 10k/10k StormRepel® DWR Pro moisture-shedding finish Waterproof recycled stretch shell Seam sealed for complete protection Pit zips provide ventilation when you need it 3-layer durability & protection - minimal weight: 12.8 oz Men's/11.2 oz Women's YKK® aquaguard zipper Two secure hand pockets, one secure chest pocket Adjustable hood, hem, and cuffs Packs into its own pocket"}
+{"text":"What are your opinion on MA-1 style jackets? I'm an American living abroad, I fully denounce the US military industrial complex and ZOG. That being said, I think these look kinda tuff. I dig the silhouette, and with spring coming up it seems like the perfect jacket you could just throw on over a shirt and be ready for any kind of weather. Also, my wardrobe is like 75% black, white, and grey, and this kind of drab olive seems like a safe color to branch out into. Any brands I should be on the lookout for? Preferably something without any excessive pockets or any of those spergy fake tough guy patches."}
+{"text":"(asexual)"}
+{"text":"You'd be shocked at how small the world is. I had some Russian dudes come up to me and start talking (in Russian) about the Ukranian SOF camo parka I was wearing. Once they figured out I was just a gear nerd and not a Ukrainian they backed off. This happened in HTX btw. World is way smaller than you think so watch what you wear. Even patch less."}
+{"text":"World is way smaller than you think so watch what you wear. Nah, especially not afraid of Russians."}
+{"text":"russian dudes in texas walking up to you nigga your in the biggest 2A state flash your gun and shot them if they come closer."}
+{"text":"the stolen valor rule does not apply to active conflicts"}
+{"text":"Hi im looking for the pdf lookbook of \"Surf Sound\" SS16 SLP show Has anybody here got it ?"}
+{"text":"I only remember the sunglasses of that collection because they were kind of dope"}
+{"text":"Where to cop dino jacket"}
+{"text":"\"Further in the conversation with Tranova, Gabbana allegedly said: 'So you are racist because you eat dogs?' 'All the worldwide know your attitude for excemple with the dogs!!!!! So at this point you are more racist than our. We celebrate the dogs we can not eat but we love and we live with,' Gabbana allegedly said. Other messages read: 'The country of [five poop emojis] is China' and 'China Ignorant Dirty Smelling Mafia.'\""}
+{"text":"Are these quotes real?"}
+{"text":"wtf i love gay fag D&G brand now"}
+{"text":"They know that this board doesn't need a mod, because you are all basically women. Zero testosterone found on this board."}
+{"text":"I have a suit from this nigga, RIP"}
+{"text":"RIP Valentino Garavani"}
+{"text":"i have over 9000 testosterones"}
+{"text":"One of the greats RIP"}
+{"text":"You guys like the look of the Ariat ropers? I want a pair of pullover boots on the cheaper side that I don’t care about trashing. A lot of other cowboy boots try to do too much but I guess those are more dress up or for festivals."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I want to get s pair of ropers. Was eyeing a pair of Red Wing Pecos."}
+{"text":"I get mine from Alberta boot"}
+{"text":"Ariat makes good durable stuff, I see no problems here"}
+{"text":"I have the same Ariats in brown, pretty solid boots for the money. If you're willing to spend a bit more and don't mind square toes, look at the Justin Big Bucks, they're probably the cheapest all-leather, semi-traditional construction boots you can get from a mainstream brand and I love mine."}
+{"text":"Is this a good look for me?"}
+{"text":"A thread died for your meme post."}
+{"text":"Do people like this exist in earnest or are they being ironical?"}
+{"text":"Gooning to posted feet"}
+{"text":"Seriously that's a T-shirt? Fucking stupid 'meme' shit.... damn."}
+{"text":"aka qtddtot aka questions that don't deserve their own thread, e.g. what jeans are these what does the number of my pants' size mean what heels do I buy for my hookup I don't know anything about shoes"}
+{"text":"Oh okay it's polyester lmao"}
+{"text":"If you wear a slim fit suit you'll look like a millennial stuck in 2012, and if you wear a wide suit you'll look comical. If you don't want to wear anything outside of sneakers at least wear more sober ones like superstars. It's very easy, you just look up \"tailor\" in your area, call them to ask whether they can do it and if they can bring them the jacket, if not call the next tailor. This by the way is how you do next to anything. Styleforum, though they are also autistic in their own way. If you feel it's insanely peacocky and don't want that look don't wear it, it's not like a stranger on 4ch telling you it's fine will make you look less awkward if you don't feel comfortable."}
+{"text":"Is it even possible to wear a western fringe jacket without looking larpy, cringe and outlandish? I kind of want one, but I don't know if I'd be too selfconscious. inb4 if ypu don't think you can pull it off, you can't"}
+{"text":"Are the napoleon styled jackets going to be popular for a while or is it already almost over"}
+{"text":"looks like a normal jacket, just don't wear it with a t-shirt and you'll be fine, don't overdo it in other stuff like hat and cowboy boots, keep it simple"}
+{"text":"destroys your fit"}
+{"text":"Current GLP-1RA therapies primarily achieve weight loss through appetite suppression. Clinical evidence indicates that, while these therapies can substantially reduce body weight, they mainly shrink adipocyte size and do not reduce adipocyte number. Their effects on abdominal subcutaneous fat reduction also remain limited. CBL-0201WR is designed to address these unmet needs. In the study, CBL-514 will be added after 8 weeks of tirzepatide monotherapy, with six combination administrations. For the weight management application, CBL-514 acts not only through selective induction of adipocyte apoptosis, directly targeting adipocytes, but also, based on completed studies, has been shown to inhibit adipogenesis and promote fat metabolism. Beyond enhanced weight loss, the combination therapy also showed significant advantages in reducing both subcutaneous fat (-182.5%) and visceral fat (-367.4%), mitigating post-discontinuation weight regain, supporting sustained weight control, and improving cardiometabolic risk factors."}
+{"text":"nah fuck all that, if your job doesnt test just hop on a cycle, lift and keep eating like a monster no one will care anyways and in the modern era pinning test for the rest of your life isnt even a downside."}
+{"text":"Damn, it looks like it does NOTHING for visceral fat, the fat that actually kills you"}
+{"text":"reading is an important skill to use this website"}
+{"text":"idk based on that pic my girl still has fatty liver gut"}
+{"text":"I wanna buy the Schnee Granite boots but they aren't sold in Montreal. What are some similar or better quality boots sold in store in Montreal where I can try them on for size?"}
+{"text":"539 for a pair of boots??? Ain't no way I'm gonna waste such an amount of money for a pair of boots I'm gonna wear out in dirt and on urban asphalt igori bleati, cupi cacie nibudi faradei 792 i ne viiobivaisea"}
+{"text":"these are cheaper and will get u that much mure xussy"}
+{"text":"These are the ugliest boots I've seen in my life. I may consider wearing them if I was paid $539 to"}
+{"text":"you want hiking boots in similar style try out meindl, no idea if they sell them shits over there though also this is /out/ tier stuff, not /fa/"}
+{"text":"what is the most /fa/ underwear? brand/type."}
+{"text":"It’s stupid, I want it to go away. It comes from childhood trauma when I had to wear briefs and it made me severely uncomfortable due to gender dysphoria."}
+{"text":"This is NOT OK."}
+{"text":"Is this the most effay way to style underwear?"}
+{"text":"you have 3 main choices calvin klein (which carti still wears) supreme tom ford if you're mostly a normie and not of the culture don't worry about the last two diesel is an honorable mention just try different types of underwear until you find something that works. no polyester"}
+{"text":"Uniqlo, 100% cotton woven trunks w. poly band. Very comfortable, fits well, 2 for £12.90 in the UK."}
+{"text":"Not gonna lie these threads haven't been very enjoyable for me lately. Seems like everyone just wants to talk nothing but chink watches, but only the boring copycats (of already cheap watches) with retarded names. Lets see some watches that haven't been cloned a million times please."}
+{"text":"with retarded names brother in christ the one you posted is called sea-gull"}
+{"text":"Stop spamming this asshole."}
+{"text":"I'm just annoyed at the Seiko situation, and the general watch situation. I actually watched the video, and everything he recommends is shit that everyone's known about for years, so no need to watch really (stuff like Tossit, Shitizen, Bullover etc)."}
+{"text":"I'd be pretty embarrassed if I was these two white hulking idiots. They probably tried so hard to put together an outfit whereas the Asian guy just looks effortless."}
+{"text":"What is this event and why does everyone looks like that? Why are they making those faces? Wtf"}
+{"text":"Shalom"}
+{"text":"That's what he was thinking about as it was happening."}
+{"text":"Why are asian males so homosexual?"}
+{"text":"Are cut scars effay?"}
+{"text":"I like them desu. I live in Japan, about 3 weeks ago I was hitting on this one girl that I saw smoking on a bench by herself at like 2 AM in Osaka near the Kintetsu building in Namba and I saw that her arm was completely fucking obliterated, almost definitely hospitalization-level scars. A little too much for my tastes, I like the idea of dating a mental case but imagining coming home to see blood all over my walls and clothes is kinda めんどくさい so I didn't really pursue super hard."}
+{"text":"that's still obviously self inflicted i have scars like this but more organically placed because they are organic but they're similar in direction"}
+{"text":"She's not going to fuck you dude"}
+{"text":"you're basically emotionally burdening everyone who can see them, and not a single person you'd want to be around is going to see this positively. It's on the same level as having an incredibly tiny penis, you shouldn't tell people."}
+{"text":"good, i cut in visible areas to filter boring normies"}
+{"text":"Why did guys used to wear basketball shorts under basketball shorts or 2-3 pairs of underwear? I remember seeing it a lot growing up, even with other white guys. Was it /fa/? Does anyone still do it?"}
+{"text":"Niggers do a lot of retarded shit anon"}
+{"text":"if you saw that growing up, youre definitely not white"}
+{"text":"I saw it from my white older brother...Im definitely white, dude."}
+{"text":"that nibba has bad posture"}
+{"text":"Is this the sagging thread? Check my fit."}
+{"text":"are they effay? If not, how do i get rid of them?"}
+{"text":"I dunno I saw some fatties get lean and look better. He has a weird expression in the after photo."}
+{"text":"That's why it's only if you already have them."}
+{"text":"Palatal expansion. It’s caused if not by fat then by a recessed maxilla."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I don't think so. Some nasolabial folds are caused by fat cheeks."}
+{"text":"Can black air forces look good with a dress shirt?"}
+{"text":"10/10 elitist slayer core"}
+{"text":"What pants?"}
+{"text":"i think this looks good"}
+{"text":"we serving the fancy water with this one"}
+{"text":"Black boots would be better in my opinion."}
+{"text":"Fabric Shaver and Lint roller type shit. Anyone use these?"}
+{"text":"boar bristle brush"}
+{"text":"What dress did you, your bride, or another close one wear on her big day? Femanons, what dress would you wear when you get married?"}
+{"text":"nah come on dude. a milqtoast topic with a bmwf OP pic on post 2015 4chan? and we get like 7 threads of this caliber a day that get a maximum of 6 replies."}
+{"text":"And you really love to post racebait pol threads on /fa/ Do you get paid? How are the benefits?"}
+{"text":"i'm just here to discuss wedding dress designs, not see timmy seethe over interracial marriages like it's the 50s again"}
+{"text":"Oy vey they're on to me!"}
+{"text":"kekke here. welcome to new finland."}
+{"text":"Why do some people stand out more in winter wear?"}
+{"text":"the fat dude who wears a hoodie in summer"}
+{"text":"I recently realized this is the same with beards, too. An attractive man is attractive without a beard. Lots of guys with beards are hiding some flaw."}
+{"text":"that didn't even answer the question fucking nignog"}
+{"text":"It did. If you're too dumb to put one and one together and figure out that the reason you look better in a jacket than you do in a tank top is because you're fat then that's on you."}
+{"text":"I've never met a man or woman who didn't like tattoos yet every other person hates it here why is that?"}
+{"text":"We are just being polite. We know very well that you are stuck with this shit. It's like people with a mole in the middle of their face, or a big hooked nose. Off course we won't tell them like it looks like puke."}
+{"text":"Also I would say if you're going to get tattoos you should be spending at least $250/hr for a very good artist and have a plan for it that will be pleasing to the eye as a whole and not a bunch of individual random bullshit. Most people get tattoos when they are 15-20 that are low quality from a shit artist and will look like trash garbage and let everybody around you know you had bad parents and were a dumb impulsive kid. The people with the money and the taste to get tattoos that do look good generally aren't the people who have tattoos in the first place. It's also such a waste of money bad investment for somebody who can't afford to spend a lot that it tells me you're a complete and utter moron with a credit score in the 500s. At least you can sell a guitar or a camera or a gun near the price you pay for it, as a poor person they are not a bad thing to buy. But poor people with tattoos are plebs, tattoos are the mark of the pleb, and he marks himself willingly. I do like good tattoos and I like watching inkmaster, but I've seen maybe one good tattoo in my entire life and the guy who got it was nearly 40 and spent thousands on it."}
+{"text":"I've never met a man or woman who didn't like tattoos that's hard to believe you sound like you should rope yourself"}
+{"text":"I don't understand why someone would hate other people having tattoos. It's the other person the one that have them, not you, why do you care so much about what other people do with their bodies or lives in general? If someone is shocked by a person having all his arms or neck tattoed then you must have been living in a cave for the last like 20 years. Nowadays among the mma fighters, boxers or sportsmen in general the ones that stand out are the ones that doesn't have tattoos because like 95% of them have them xD."}
+{"text":"its trendy these days to claim to be contrarian and a independent deep thinker who uses logic and reason over emotion therefore would not get tattoos"}
+{"text":"I'm new to these and always wanted a pair. They felt fine at first but walking in them was another story. The tongue area was tight so I opened the strap, but now it rubs on my fourth toe knuckle and hurts. I know they take some breaking in, but this isn't comfy. I can't tell if they're too big or too small. I should have gone to a store for $180 and tried them on and talked to the salesman. I'm going to have to send them back. Dammit, I thought I was going to love these. General Birkenstock Thread though."}
+{"text":"Associated with dorks and dweebs im afraid. Gives morman."}
+{"text":"morman ??? Birkenstocks are associated with hippies actually. I think 'dorks and dweebs' I think New Balance or some other running shoes with velcro."}
+{"text":"As someone with sky high arches who has dealt with plantar fasciitis on and off, Birks were one of the best things that ever happened to me because of their arch support Unironically Crocs are also amazing but my pair is strictly for home wear"}
+{"text":"Don't get closed ones, get the Arizonas with two straps. The top strap is supposed to be tight, it's what keeps it on the foot. Also go to a store that is an official Birkenstock reseller, they have more options. Because every Birkenstock model is available as slim and wide, with gel sole or without, with real leather or synthetic. The real leather ones feel very stiff in the beginning while the synthetic ones feel right out of the box. I have very long but slim feet, so I chose the slim version. Have them for 4 years now and they still feel great."}
+{"text":"Sent back the Birkenstocks and just ordered some of these. And if they also hurt they'll also go back. Eventually I will be happy with footwear again. Those Dane Haan shoes have been the best score yet. Thanks, I still do want to try some Birks that fit right. I've had good experience with clogs in the past. I had some Shoes For Crews heavy clogs line cooking 20 years ago, and after a few hours of getting used to them I preferred them to regular shoes almost. I'm not worried about the arch pain most complain about. But also it seems like my fourth toe is kind of hunchbacked in the last few years. Maybe I broke it stubbing it on something and it healed curled. Whatever it is, I can't have it rubbing on that stiff real leather like that. I'm not really a sandals guy, but the strap would at least be down along the foot and not interfere. Maybe I can become a sandals guy with even more weed. I have my med card and everything. It would make sense that I wore sandals."}
+{"text":"Which way white man? Which logo you gonna have on your polo? Or a different brand?"}
+{"text":"Lacoste for tennis shirts, PRL for anything else"}
+{"text":"There's always something new at lacoste. No there isn't, you stupid beanbag. They've been selling the same block color polos for the past 40 years."}
+{"text":"Beaner brands"}
+{"text":"Even the polos have more variations than PRL. Occasionally you get a different looking or sized croc. Not to mention the other stuff they sell hoodies, jackets, sweaters, shoes. At polo you always find 85 percent the same staple items. my casual wear is usually Lacoste because they do the nicest tracksuits. However for whatever name brand you buy from quality varies massively. Occasionally you find a well designed and constructed piece that'll last more than a single season."}
+{"text":"kyujin"}
+{"text":"Combined with the linen chinos and a slim fit tucked polo (I'm a skinny manlet). Yay/nay?"}
+{"text":"You should absolutely wear this in the summer if you're bald, it's called sun protection. Yes, this is one of the less mainstream hats that you can wear without looking too autistic, as long as the rest of your fit matches it appropriately."}
+{"text":"flatcap with the button on Lame baldie cope flatcap with the button off Exceedingly based"}
+{"text":"I'm going to single-handedly bring back the Kangol this summer."}
+{"text":"Good luck, you out-of-touch geek."}
+{"text":"insecure cope but your head gets cold then"}
+{"text":"Uncomfortable"}
+{"text":"Dress in nice fashion and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony black girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etcc"}
+{"text":"There's no name to it you zoomer faggot. Not everything needs a social media tag."}
+{"text":"Based Elle"}
+{"text":"I feel like whenever I go shoppingw order clothes, everything fits like shit, the quality is atrocious, and in the end it's impossible to compose the styles I want to create. How do you people manage to find the stuff you like?"}
+{"text":"I bookmark stockists with interesting offerings and browse their catalogs for brands and inspirations as for the fit, if you can't try the item in person then it's just trial and error and there's nothing you can do about it, at least here in the EU stores can't operate without a solid return policy so it's not a big problem"}
+{"text":"I don't shop based on style, I shop based on quality, then I find something that fits."}
+{"text":"gey a tailors measuring tape and take your measurements then window shop online when you have a free minute by typing in any creative queries you can, honestly I find the thing I'm looking for kinda quickly and I'm always surprised. thrift on ebay, comb through the racks at discounters, go to goodwill, always be on the lookout for sales online. it's a waiting game, you'll find it, but you also need to know what quality means. you can have affordable everyday common stuff as long as you're not a dumb gorilla and take care of your stuff anything can last a long time. you have to know how to wash it too in order to prolong the life of your clothing because too hot water and too harsh spin cycles tear your shit up, I wash in the coolest warm water with a delicate spin, then dry on the coolest setting in the dryer, that way it sort of mimics drying on an average summer day and my clothes feel great afterwards"}
+{"text":"Get your clothes tailored. It is the answer to everything. Yes, even t-shirts."}
+{"text":"I thrift everyday and have a large collection in different styles and sizes. Vintage is usually miles ahead in terms of quality over modern stuff, used to taylor clothes, but now I now they are better left alone in their original form until I find same model in my size"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite runway looks"}
+{"text":"jelly t b h"}
+{"text":"When clicking on this thread, I was making a bet with myself, that within the first 5 image replies there would be the Rick 69 frontpack image."}
+{"text":"The Best Watch edition This thread offers a forum to discuss and debate wristwatches, pocket watches, and clocks. Several members here are highly knowledgeable in specified areas of horology, so please contribute to the thread by asking questions and/or asking for advice if you are planning on purchasing a watch from an AD or the grey market. Please post pics of your watches here; it doesn't matter if it's worth 5$ or 50000$, because there might be someone who wishes to eventually purchase the same model that you own and would love to hear some real-world advice regarding ownership. The experience matters the most, not the price. Everyone is welcome in this thread, because we are all Frens here. Previous Based Thread:"}
+{"text":"Why so soon?"}
+{"text":"So he could post it again. Control the OP."}
+{"text":"I actually really like the faceted guess but A) it's a shitter that will probably quit working before long and B) there's a penis under that skirt so you passing is highly suspect"}
+{"text":"pale green looks coolest"}
+{"text":"I'm over it now. They're just too big."}
+{"text":"full zip or half zip"}
+{"text":"Zoomers love pleated pants, though."}
+{"text":"The sleeves stop before well the wrist, I doubt he can even comfortably fully close the zip. It is obviously too small."}
+{"text":"Both of those look like shit. They're not even the right size for the person wearing them."}
+{"text":"QT and ribbed. Texture is important. Those are total shit"}
+{"text":"East asian guy fuck girl"}
+{"text":"Are any of these actually good ideas or will they just make you look like a retarded faggot?"}
+{"text":"i dunno looks gay af"}
+{"text":"They're in the workwear general."}
+{"text":"If they were genuinely good outfits, people would naturally come to that conclusion and wear them. But reality is that fashion companies employ thousands of influencers to peddle this shit on Instagram and TikTok on a daily basis. So no, the outfits are utter shit and you're a brainless faggot if you believe anything else."}
+{"text":"Is this guys inspo jacob collier?"}
+{"text":"All this super baggy and experimental shit always makes me think If you'd get made fun of before you even left the house wearing it, don't wear it."}
+{"text":"I have 3a hair styled similarly to pic rel but not so drastically combed away from the forehead. Historically once a month I apply shampoo and then conditioner which leaves my hair very soft and temporarily with less definition. In recent months I have noticed my hair is frizzier, uglier, and more unruly, so this is what I have begun doing every day at the end of shower rinse hair thoroughly with warm water scrunch in a tea tree conditioner and leave it there for 3-5 minutes (ill often sing a song during this time) rinse out conditioner with warm water and then leave shower gently pat and scrunch with a towel It really seems to be working and is giving me more defined and healthier looking curls. I am still uncertain about what do next time I shampoo though."}
+{"text":"Pomade, beeswax, brylcream. Perfume your hair and give it different types of moisture to see what works best and keeping away the frizz. Apply after shower while wet. or emulsify on hand then apply when crispy and frizzy"}
+{"text":"Good advice. Also, never brush/comb your hair when it's dry. Use a brush like a tangle teezer when you've got the conditioner in your hair. Cantu is a product for blacks, but they know better than anyone how to maintain curls. Pomade, beeswax, brylcream. kek"}
+{"text":"w2c those sunglasses Is that clocks and colours?"}
+{"text":"I use nizoral dandruff twice (as the bottle suggests) and nizoral psoriasis once. Then I use Garnier Conditioner Grow Strong. Once I'm done showering (Irish Soap for the body), I dry my hair with a towel until it's just slightly damp. I then use Garnier Frizz Control and Tea Tree Leave In Conditioner. This controls my dandruff and psoriasis combo for a couple of days, it's strengthens my hair, makes it grow even faster than usual, curls it a bit (normally very straight), and makes my hair soft like Teddy Bear Fur. I would not say I solve my hair, it's an ongoing project to make sure my scalp doesn't try to flake off, but this combo makes me no longer stress about my hair as long as I shower at least every other day."}
+{"text":"Curly, wavy superior pompadour mutt hair approved"}
+{"text":"Cheat off the guy next to you."}
+{"text":"Do you know how to greentext If not, how new are you?"}
+{"text":"Lmao."}
+{"text":"What's the shit on your head"}
+{"text":"Something we've never discussed and is well overdue. CASUAL OVERCOATS that don't give off that pretentious overdressed look"}
+{"text":"Pretending to be what?"}
+{"text":"You're a retard, this is fa, its all about being swag. Go to another board if you're gonna be pretentious about how deep and insightful the posts should be."}
+{"text":"asian guy fuck girl fashon"}
+{"text":"lol I was just looking at british battledress blouse and saw that dude there what a coincidence"}
+{"text":"Kek that's crazy. Post him"}
+{"text":"idgi"}
+{"text":"Why would someone ever put their phone in their front pocket. It looks retarded"}
+{"text":"It gets posted because it shows how stupid low rise pants look and how stupid skinny jeans look and how stupid it looks to tuck a shirt into low rise pants."}
+{"text":"No it's the opposite. See"}
+{"text":"Stop defending the guy. He sucks and the outfit looks gay as fuck and he's at some soundproof door so he's doing some sort of backstage theater shit. All that's missing is a clipboard and a microphone headset."}
+{"text":"I'm saying it looks bad you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"Why does he look performative in every single outfit? It looks so inauthentic to his lifestyle."}
+{"text":"oy vey, rabbi didn't like that one!"}
+{"text":"What is this? Why are you doing this? Why are you reposting this ?"}
+{"text":"Why are you spamming the threads with this nonsense?"}
+{"text":"Why does OP make you seethe so much lmao"}
+{"text":"idk who this guy is but it looks good"}
+{"text":"Why do handsome men usually have boring/safe styles or dogshit outfits?"}
+{"text":"Guapo/Guapa"}
+{"text":"Ugly people will never get it"}
+{"text":"Did you even read the article you posted? Handsome is no longer used for women, and yes, it is insulting to call a woman handsome. It implies she has man-like features like  and  already explained to you. It doesn't fucking matter if Shakespeare and Laurence Sterne used hansome to describe a woman three hundred fucking years ago. That's just not now it is used today. We typically use handsome to refer to an attractive man, and beautiful to refer to an attractive woman. But these uses aren’t governed by grammar, they are governed by convention. The fact is, handsome woman was formerly much more commonly used than it is today; a corpus of English text before 1700 shows that handsome woman was used ten times more frequently than beautiful man."}
+{"text":"It's not about if it's in use today or if it's insulting, it's not \"tranny newspeak\" since it predates literally all of us posting. You might be able to make the argument that the resurgence is from trannies but I doubt that the \"it's MA'AM\" crowd want to be called handsome."}
+{"text":"How do you get over the fear of wearing a tucked shirt in public? I wanna be more /fa/ but where i live pretty much no one goes out with a tucked shirt unless they work in white collar job. I want to look cool but i also don't want to stand out too much and attract weird looks or even criminals thinking i'm rich and a good target to steal or something."}
+{"text":"Bro, just do it. It feels natural after a while."}
+{"text":"Try layering something over it, I guess."}
+{"text":"How do you get over the fear of wearing a tucked shirt in public? Watch someone bend over with an untucked shirt."}
+{"text":"You need to stop giving a shit about what other people might think. Tuck that fucking shirt in, because not doing it is disrespecting yourself. And not disrespecting yourself should always be your only concern and not what a literal NPC thinks about it. Wear that suit and tie to work. Tuck that shirt in. Throw that fucking Apple Watch away and get a nice dress watch with an outrageous, green leather strap. There is nothing worse in life than being so weak minded to do what you think NPCs might expect from you."}
+{"text":"Lose weight you fat cunt."}
+{"text":"What an ugly whore."}
+{"text":"We’re not talking about your mother bro"}
+{"text":"Here we go again. This one is far more easy to look at than \"Hannah\" at least. I couldn't stand her."}
+{"text":"Find me the ultimate black shirt"}
+{"text":"Fuck that guy"}
+{"text":"frequently returned to bad fit You can't trust this shit, because people on Amazon are so stupid they just order whatever going \"oh well I can just return it XD\" The fatties don't know their size and they also say EVERYTHING \"runs small\" when the truth is they \"run fat.\" Well, they don't run, but you know what I mean."}
+{"text":"Well, they don't run, but you know what I mean"}
+{"text":"I love humans and their diverse sizes, but why is there so many large and xl sizes. I wear medium and small, but their is so much fucking room leftover. Are people thay fucking fat"}
+{"text":"309 yeah I'll wait until the new thread pops"}
+{"text":"I would try L'Eau D'Issey PH Intense and L'Eau Bleue D'Issey. Both easily found for a bargain."}
+{"text":"Avignon was out of stock for many months as well due to some ingredient being unavailable. Maybe it's the same thing with Casbah since both of them are incense fragrances?"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"avoid priming in the future NTA but why do we care? They say like 70% of taste is smell… is that a bad thing? Or just another way to enjoy something? Sure, I can see cases where it COULD be a bad thing, like a great fragrance but people convince themselves it’s bad because the bottle/presentation is cheap. But if you’re at least somewhat aware of what’s going on and try to avoid the obvious downsides I see no issue."}
+{"text":"As for me, it's the combs"}
+{"text":"Love my dms, just put some duct tape on them bad boys and moved on. Most comfortable boot btw"}
+{"text":"t. /boot/fag I have a few docs but idk how anyone considers them comfortable. I’ve worn $25 macys boots that are more comfortable tbqh"}
+{"text":"I have a pair of Whites and several pairs of Docs. The docs are all infinitely more comfortable."}
+{"text":"they're mid. I own the nylon ones."}
+{"text":"Have you broken in those whites"}
+{"text":"What fashion style would suit this guy?"}
+{"text":"is that big soph?"}
+{"text":"Get that nigga in some blokecore"}
+{"text":"no that's Putin"}
+{"text":"A slightly ill-fitting suit. Johnsonmaxxing."}
+{"text":"JUMPSCARE"}
+{"text":"Are overalls /fa/"}
+{"text":"speedsuit what"}
+{"text":"Skinny Midrise waist Narrow bib Small connector in the back No clue why they decided to make it like this, was absolutely trash"}
+{"text":"tupac did you fucking hyperbole blind-ass"}
+{"text":"i was rocking my overalls and this IG fit girl asked to take my picture. maybe it was the miyake blazer that caught her eye."}
+{"text":"How to cope if your partner can't dress for shit?"}
+{"text":"he looks fun. Girls just want to have fun, anon. If you cant get laid it means you arent fun. Just be fun. Its literally that easy."}
+{"text":"because she senses your seethe and desperation"}
+{"text":"Like are they actually naked?"}
+{"text":"How to cope if your partner can't dress for shit? Keep them naked."}
+{"text":"Because they aren't a couple and she just asked him to be in her video so it gets more views because he looks weird"}
+{"text":"Second hand clothes fucking suck. When stuff is actually good it gets scooped up full price at retail and NEVER makes it to the second hand market. People then wear that shit into the ground and hold onto it forever. There is an absurd amount of stuff you see come out on the runway, drop at retailers, and then it never ever shows up second hand. If you're seeing stuff show up second hand it's always because: 1) It fits weird and has sizing issues. 2) It's a weird colour or material that not that many people like. 3) It didn't sell well and went to discount, then a poorfag bought it and now they need money. 4) It's absolutely beat to shit. The stuff that sells out full price just doesn't turn up second hand. Poorfags can't afford it and the people who buy it don't need the money. I have watched this cycle play out countless times: 1) Item goes to 80% off on SSENSE, and still no one buys it. 2) A few months later it shows up on Yoox cause SSENSE sold it to them. 3) Someone buys it on Yoox, it obviously doesn't work, that's why it went to 80% off, then it ends up on Grailed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice movie poster."}
+{"text":"don’t care didn’t ask still buying cheap used shit from mercari and yahoo auctions plus you’re brown"}
+{"text":"Absolute skill issue. I picked up eight items just today at the thrift shop, shoutouts to Macklemore"}
+{"text":"Accidentally shit myself twice this morning idk"}
+{"text":"Oh cool, me too."}
+{"text":"can i wear any other type of glasses if i'm a chud (physically speaking)? or should i stay in my lane and stick to this?"}
+{"text":"Honestly rectangle frames look bad on everyone. It's the most boring basic bitch choice for people who have no fashion sense and just got their first pair."}
+{"text":"I also want to add, not only are they not /fa/, they're not as functional as a frame that has more viewing angles."}
+{"text":"Take it further, go ascended conspiracy chud and get either brown gradients you wear inside or yellow. Grow a long unkempt beard and a ponytail and wear prescriptions of these at all times."}
+{"text":"and a ponytail im not worthy"}
+{"text":"How can you be so lean and tall, but still look like shit in expensive clothes?"}
+{"text":"he needs to build up his shoulders and chest to get more of a V shape."}
+{"text":"another front facing camera video of some zoomer retard wearing his dad’s clothes How many of these threads do we need a day?"}
+{"text":"poor taste and this is a woman fit"}
+{"text":"neurotypical narcissism will always baffle me (actually I understand it completely I just think its stupid)"}
+{"text":"his shoulders slope downward. he has horrbile posuture. bad proportions, and his facial harmony is horrible. naturally gets no respect still .. poor guy"}
+{"text":"What's the meta for being /fa/ as a male zoomer? I lowkey dress unc tier no cap fr"}
+{"text":"Just don't look old, that's all you have to do. Your life ends at 30 as far as zoomers are concerned."}
+{"text":"They’re right, in a way. One life ends but another begins."}
+{"text":"What's this trend again?, cant be goth because they look too slutty"}
+{"text":"I can low-key see this becoming a popular meme reaction image if only it got spread more throughout all social platforms and got shared to death. Perhaps a meme reaction image to when a man says something shocking about a woman, usually/probably sexual but not necessarily always."}
+{"text":"Holy shit I fucking love this. It works on so many levels. Please let this become a popular reaction image. I'm not sure how you're supposed to make a reaction image blow up but please someone do it."}
+{"text":"the biggest turn off for me is a girl that needs to wear galsses. gives off dork vibes. imagine me impregnating one and my kids need to wear galsses. thats fucking pathetic."}
+{"text":"To most millennials picture related is a mystery."}
+{"text":"tfw 30 years old and never learned how to shave well and always take forever and get razorburned"}
+{"text":"My parents gave one of these to me as a Christmas gift in 1992. It was fucking awful."}
+{"text":"I only use the Phillips Norelco Bodygroom, as recommended by Jordan Schlansky."}
+{"text":"Rotary shavers never worked for me, even when I was in my late teens. Several passes over an area and it'd look virtually untouched. Foil shavers fare better, but still garbage. So far my routine has evolved from disposables, to trimming my stubble down with a beard trimmer and wetshaving my neck, to upgrading to a cheapo safety razor. The latter cuts through and old beard like butter and my face doesn't complain."}
+{"text":"These things always just fucking yanked my whiskers. I have a norelco one blade"}
+{"text":"another faggot futbol coach wtf"}
+{"text":"This looks off. I cant get around the desert boots."}
+{"text":"too baggy, accentuated by his lack of shoulder pads, makes it look even droopier"}
+{"text":"class"}
+{"text":"Alternate cosmovisions. I wonder what the most forward-thinking way to style Kramer would be. The proportions (including the hair) are so unique and immediate. Do you thwart that by scrunching the hair down, forcing bangs? Hm."}
+{"text":"i am sorry that, for your sake, this thread has not gone anywhere"}
+{"text":"its weird how, with such a lean toned body kramer had a bit of saggy bitch tits"}
+{"text":"Why would you bump it? This thread is terrible and deserves to go down the drain. It's on page 7. Don't bring it back."}
+{"text":"millenial unc here, I grew up in a time where this look was synonymous with the creepy middle aged dudes who stared at little girls a bit too much. They even called it a \"pedo stache\" back then. Zoomettes falling in love with it really shows there is no bad fashion, its appeal is just a matter whether it is embraced by the hot and young or worn by those considered past their prime."}
+{"text":"How did this monstrosity made a comeback? blame aussies"}
+{"text":"The jewish private equity playbook. Just wait until everyone has thrown out item x, buy out the company, increase production and lower quality, then relentlessly push it in the jewish media. And next year, you do it again and the cycle continues. People wearing the same quality pieces for 20 years doesn't make any money."}
+{"text":"bros... we were swindled again by big stache..."}
+{"text":"in Australia, it never went away. must be the world's most un/fa/ country."}
+{"text":"Every country has that one ugly ass fashion trend. The US is diverse enough that it has many though."}
+{"text":"Any websites or resources where I can find and buy, well designed (sophisticated) aesthetically pleasing ordinary items?"}
+{"text":"japanese are autistic enough about stationery to hold national competitions for it so I would start there"}
+{"text":"For notebooks, I like using Hobonichis. I have this 5 year journal.  agree with this anon, American stationery aren’t that good. European and Asian stationery are great though"}
+{"text":"Craighill PENCO"}
+{"text":"They have some old fashioned stuff but most of what's in their catalogue is pretty timeless"}
+{"text":"For these prices you'd be better off just buying the tools and making this simple furniture. Within 2 simple chairs you would have a bench with vises, router, hand saws, chisels, files, hand planes, and a circular sander. Most of these legs aren't even lathed, it's crazy. At least most of it is oak though."}
+{"text":"In the fashion game rigged? Chad can wear $5 Walmart brand t shirt, shitty temu necklace, snapback hat, and $50 Levi’s and get 100k likes on an instagram post but when I wear some rick / chrome hearts nobody even bats an eye."}
+{"text":"everything is rigged in favor of the rich and beautiful"}
+{"text":"stay on r9k faggot"}
+{"text":"This is the right and proper order of the world. Anyone at all can buy your shitty Rick and Chrome Hearts crap, But no one can buy Nick Bateman’s beauty. Everyone knows how rare and unattainable it is. And that’s why these people get treated like royalty."}
+{"text":"rick / chrome hearts nobody even bats an eye. Because everyone and their grandma have already done that. They're not admiring his fashion. People will compliment him on his looks and physique, but not his clothing. If that is what you are looking for, then you should leave this board and go somewhere else. If you want to discuss clothing and fashion, then you can be weird-looking, even ugly and the people in the know will know what you're about. They won't find you attractive, necessarily, but you should aim to be something, anything. Just don't be boring. Beauty fades and is forgotten. Style your person in such a way that you cannot be ignored."}
+{"text":"I'd rather be Khamzat. or karelin"}
+{"text":"How do i get into white fashion as an asian male?"}
+{"text":"Asians only have two choices, you can thirst max (korean boy band) or go full twink mode (japanese femboy style)"}
+{"text":"A certain Asian anon is spamming \"only white\" fashion on /fa/. Is he dreaming about BWC? Your theory is correct that the Asian anon is certainly a bottom for bwc."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on wearing wrestling shoes casually?"}
+{"text":"I wear them to run and workout in but causally is super autistic."}
+{"text":"I wore sparco race boots for a while since it's fucking impossible to find sneakers without a 15cm sole these days. Basically there's classic Reebok and that's it"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on wearing wrestling shoes casually? Not really but these look like good skate shoes."}
+{"text":"I used to get asked if my onitsuka tiger serrano's were wrestling shoes a lot. I loved them for the thin sole, flexibility, and light weight. I rage a lot that they were pulled out of America."}
+{"text":"i know asics are associated with wrestling but i dont like the name, too asexual"}
+{"text":"The prices are a small fraction of what you'd pay in normal stores here in Sweden, especially if you're looking at accessories. But the thing I like the most is the variety/selection, some of which are very creatively designed (nice colors, buttons and seams in weird places, etc.) Compare to e.g. H&M where you get the choose between beige and black, and it's the same plain design everyone else is wearing."}
+{"text":"I used to work at a fast fashion fulfillment center and all their clothes were hot disposable garbage, especially the shoes, I wouldn't buy fast fashion from any asshole store that doesn't do free returns. Otherwise, you do you."}
+{"text":"Gucci and Hermes don't belong in the same sentence regarding this"}
+{"text":"The problem is you don't know the quality until you already bought it. You can go with vetted brands that actually make extremely high quality things for cheap like bronson, red tornado, saucezhan, but its a very specialized market for military/classic reproductions or denim. Idk about other styles but maybe there are reputable brands for whatever you are interested in."}
+{"text":"Try Reserved, they do free returns within 30 days, display full information about the materials used and have some nice things for relatively low prices."}
+{"text":"Oh and Sinsay for really cheap basic stuff like t-shirts, they're owned by the same company and have the same return policy."}
+{"text":"How do i remain as youthful looking as this guy when i get older?"}
+{"text":"tret + spf + young haircut"}
+{"text":"Estrogen"}
+{"text":"nigga looks like a fuckin mangy beaver I see down at the river"}
+{"text":"Backfifengezicht"}
+{"text":"Genau das"}
+{"text":"Is Shanin Blake's New Age aesthetic/fa/?"}
+{"text":"Aren't you an LGBT trip"}
+{"text":"1970 hippies were exactly this. Bored rich kids playing pretend as an excuse to get high with their insufferable friends"}
+{"text":"Yeah. You guys don't watch those ones."}
+{"text":"Wooks are such dishonest scumbags. At least junkies have the human decency to hate themselves, wooks really believe that being permafried makes them better than you. Speaking of which, haven't seen LSDanon for awhile, wonder if he an heroed."}
+{"text":"Is Shanin Blake's New Age aesthetic/fa/? No, and this larper has never done mushrooms/lsd/dmt or the larp would end overnight."}
+{"text":"What does normie culture consider well dressed where you live? Pic related lmao"}
+{"text":"menswear"}
+{"text":"try identifying a suspect here"}
+{"text":"There's a woman at work that looks like this. I can't tell if she's ftm or mtf? She's got the tranny flag on her cubicle and mean mugs me every single time I walk by because I'm a wHItE mAlE! I don't know why queers think being an asshole is masculine. Guys hate guys that are like that 99% of the time. Being a likeable asshole is a unicorn thing in male groups. Lesbos ain't it."}
+{"text":"new balances Nigger, those are running shoes. No one who is well dressed wears that."}
+{"text":"ITT: 2016 core"}
+{"text":"No way. I was there, and at no point did anyone think it was fashionable to dress up as a used condom."}
+{"text":"You weren’t there."}
+{"text":"used condom Fitting, since these guys used him like a human fleshlight."}
+{"text":"Could this be the new trend?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the gif of the east coast melaninated gentleman on a dirtbike wearing a microwave as a helmet"}
+{"text":"It wouldnt be very practical"}
+{"text":"looks cool"}
+{"text":"Why not? There isnt a single activity hindered by this haircut. I think it looks pretty rad"}
+{"text":"That’s pretty…um…cool :D"}
+{"text":"I genuinely feel bad for people who unironically take style advice from people like this and think, \"Wow this guy looks so fucking cool, dark, and mysterious!\""}
+{"text":"Very brood outfit! The broodest."}
+{"text":"East asian guy fuck girl"}
+{"text":"It's a nice fit. Hair is goofy but that's what zoomer uncs are doing to look you g so I can't hate. Biggest red flag is all the shit on the bathroom sink. Dude better have a dozen sisters or hoes on rotation or he's one of the biggest fag flags I've ever seen"}
+{"text":"How is this bad? I mean it's nothing advanced or special, and he could use another color to break up the monotony. But it works."}
+{"text":"it isn't, anon just got mogged and is mad about it, the lad looks great"}
+{"text":"/fa/ meetup"}
+{"text":"me and the boys on our way to prom"}
+{"text":"(we're each other's dates)"}
+{"text":"That's some fruity niggas here. Especially Miron and Tate, both niggas sucking white supremacy cock so bad it's hilarious. Similar with brown, asian anons here posting nazi stuff here. They can suck our melanated kings and bwc cocks."}
+{"text":"Do the dance"}
+{"text":"How are my fellow elder emo anons dressing these days? I got a leather jacket for the first time since 2008. I think it looks pretty good desu senpai."}
+{"text":"You called?"}
+{"text":"Hello how do I delete this? I did not want this up for an entire week. I figured it would disappear after a few hours."}
+{"text":"He got the coexist tattoo dumbfuck. It has all the stars and shit."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"How are my fellow elder emo anons dressing these days? I got a leather jacket for the first time since 2008. I think it looks pretty good desu senpai."}
+{"text":"You called?"}
+{"text":"Hello how do I delete this? I did not want this up for an entire week. I figured it would disappear after a few hours."}
+{"text":"He got the coexist tattoo dumbfuck. It has all the stars and shit."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm a girl, but I can't deny that my tastes are strongly influenced by bishounen and shota from anime and manga and such."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Oh, to be clear, Fai, the character I posted, is not a kid, and I'm not saying that attraction to him is pedophilic per se (though, as I've said, I also like shota; I'm just trying to make a clarification about this one specific character). Rather, I chose a picture of him as an example of my preference for youthful and androgynous looks in men. ....this is going off into off-topic territory, so I decided to attach some regular thinspo to make up for it. What's so funny?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Most normal person on 4chan."}
+{"text":"How do you feel about plus size fashion?"}
+{"text":"I look like that"}
+{"text":"uggghhhh would"}
+{"text":"Plus Size Realize Real Lies"}
+{"text":"I don't think any clothes should be XL or XXL or XXXL. I think anyone over L should be made to wear burlap sacks with arm and head holes cut into them until they lose some fucking weight."}
+{"text":"This, you can only look ok at absolute best while fat t. am fat"}
+{"text":"...imagine wearing a size 9 shoe and making a flex post like this lol le reddit those shoes are an abomination"}
+{"text":"13.5 Shit, nigga. I feel for you. I'm a 13 and half the time everything I like only goes up to 12. I can at least get good sales sometimes, 13.5 must be a nightmare for anything but boots."}
+{"text":"yeah this"}
+{"text":"Screenshotted"}
+{"text":"i kinda dig it"}
+{"text":"6'1 9.5 I think most people on average are walking around in grossly oversized shoes because they tried on a size which fit well enough and stuck with that size into adulthood."}
+{"text":"how old do I need to be to start wearing suspenders with my jeans and tshirts? I am tired of fucking around with my belt all day at work but they already say I'm an old man in a young man's body. I won't dye my hair, I'm waiting for it to go grayer than it already is so I can wear suspenders sooner."}
+{"text":"What type of work do you do? If you work in a white collar/professional field you can start wearing suspenders now. No need to wait for middle age. That's a very old rule that no-one outside of the upper class follows."}
+{"text":"suspenders are underwear Were** That hasn't been true in decades, especially since nobody wears waistcoats anymore. The revival in the 80s with them being shown would have been met with disgust just a few decades orior. It's like saying tshirts are underwear because that's how they started out."}
+{"text":"If you work in a white collar/professional field you can start wearing suspenders now. I literally work for an investment bank, and nobody, and I mean nobody dresses like that. That shit is GAY as FUCK, lmao."}
+{"text":"How the fuck are suspenders gay?"}
+{"text":"Because you're trying to look like a movie character, you clown."}
+{"text":"Is it concerning if you're wearing earrings like this in your 30s, when you're married and have kids?"}
+{"text":"Jealous?"}
+{"text":"That I get to fuck your whore mother?"}
+{"text":"if someone is married with a kid has a career then i really doubt they give a fuck what someone thinks about their earring"}
+{"text":"this thread reeks of jealously"}
+{"text":"Sure they prioritise function over fashion and comfort over chic but they still manage to mog performative post-hypebeast slop like Nike"}
+{"text":"There is a place for skechers. They have the trubuck patent that means they can make excellent synthetic nubuck that feel extraordinarily nice. GoWalks are also a very casual good sneaker. Affordable and not ugly, they are highly underrated here."}
+{"text":"I said elderly, not adult."}
+{"text":"Who gives a fuck you NPC faggots? If a product is good then you use it."}
+{"text":"Those shoes looks good. I wish they made those type of boots for women but with round toe."}
+{"text":"what? I thought sneakers were! Please count the elderlies wearing sneakers vs how many are wearing actual shoes and report to me Anon"}
+{"text":"Most effay yewchewbeh?"}
+{"text":"not even close"}
+{"text":"that dude is so annoying, you're cringe"}
+{"text":"You lot don't know what you're on about."}
+{"text":"kekke has been spamming 4chan for 10 years, hes a trooned out wog."}
+{"text":"I respect him only because he likes Vegeta and acknowledges YuYu Hakusho as being effay."}
+{"text":"I've noticed that a lot of models can \"pull off\" a certain look simply because they have an attractive build, and that having for example a bit of a belly makes it almost always difficult to look good regardless of fashion."}
+{"text":"Depends on what you want. I want to dress like an Armani model in the 80s, but I'm short and muscular, so I wear tshirts and jeans with boots because that's what makes me look attractive. You should be fit, though. Being fat will never make an outfit look better."}
+{"text":"So you like your women to look like 14 year old boys from the 1980s."}
+{"text":"ankle length and silky"}
+{"text":"yes."}
+{"text":"Looking at - long. Dating - short. Visually, i like long hair, but the tactile sensation of hair is annoying. Kinda the same for lip gloss. It looks sexy, but is sticky and gross when kissing."}
+{"text":"Post your trend prediction for 2026. I think we're going to see sheep's wool make a major appearance."}
+{"text":"interesting, i have noticed shearling and fleece to become more trendy these days too. ive been wearing a camel wool vest this winter that is in a similar vein"}
+{"text":"I think we'll see a continuing trend of more mature, elegant and conservative. Moving away from the childish, trashy and tacky."}
+{"text":"no trends only age groups and personal development"}
+{"text":"Straight/relaxed straight jeans over baggy."}
+{"text":"most normies been wearing normal jeans for years bruh, its only fashion heads into baggy jeans. sup white girl that fucks east asian guys"}
+{"text":"What would you buy if you won the lottery? Would your style change completely or would you add to your existing style? Would you still be moderately reasonable or would you buy the incredibly expensive?"}
+{"text":"You picked a 911, the most unimaginative car you could have for this kind of reasoning. Literally the rolex submariner tier middle management npc status symbol. Should have picked an alfa or an aston if you were going for this image. I just pick ak47s which are interesting in their rugged simple perfection. If I wanted ornamentation in my tools I would be looking for tradition and not hyped fads and trends. I would get a hand engraved over and under in 28 gauge not a gold plated desert eagle."}
+{"text":"I could've picked an Aston Martin, an MX5, a Koenigsegg, I could have picked any car that car lovers enjoy beyond pure performance and function, that people love for its design, its heritage, the emotions they invoke in you. That's the point. You picked \"the perfect all around car\". When everything around you becomes \"your tools\", everything maximised to its function, you truly live a subhuman soulless life. That's genuinely sad and pathetic."}
+{"text":"I love tools. They do things and you do things with them. I love functional tools. I love well built tools. I love beautiful functional well built tools. I love reasoning behind each feature and design choice. I love durability. I love maintenance and caring for things. I love learning how and why things are done and doing them. There is nothing boring about learning or doing things. What I do not love is haphazardly destroying the function and purpose for a tool like that haori bomber vest you bought."}
+{"text":"ugly pig goon. 2000-2025 era of insecure identity fueled by puppet state western propganda consumerism done with, 2026-2050 bring back down to earth natural clothing after the 2030s reset with a performative unions war land grab to establish resouces for the doomed children of zoomers to work labour in mines along with catepillar ai co-op machines my unlimited budget aligns with this you hire chefs, decorators, personal shoppers, sugar babies, travel guides, stop by artisinal shops around the world for custom clothing suggested by your personal shopper's research. offer to supply the craftmans with no sucessors with child apprentices from villages that you buy. akin to the elite human breeding farms or buying the genetically beautiful they pluck from model agencies and marry off to their own, but because this is a style forum, you apply the same method to create your own fashion house but if influential you'd likely get shut down and cleaned up by the managerial powers class, so you limit your production to only personal wardrobe and staff uniforms."}
+{"text":"I would actually like a samue for summer, this is a 50/50 cotton-linen one. It seems like the ideal around the home and garden summer tool above a western linen button up and pants. Notice that it doesn't need to have utility shirt pockets sewn onto it or a collar put at the top to button one button up there or 5 pocket pants pockets sewn onto the bottom with a zipper."}
+{"text":"4chan thread inflating Omegas value You have a mental disorder"}
+{"text":"I'll get the Pagani for $60"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the multi million dollar corporation Omega, part of an enen larger major corporation Swatch, has employees spending their time on one of the most dead and slow boards on 4chan to advertise their new watch because the people on 4chan are known so well for being rich and dressing well"}
+{"text":"Yup Omega wants a market of broke ass 40 years old virgins like you."}
+{"text":"Kofé time."}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"If you want to attract a goth girl should you get a spider or something?"}
+{"text":"Python"}
+{"text":"I already got her my anaconda."}
+{"text":"Post them"}
+{"text":"Everyone's right, OP. This looks bad."}
+{"text":"Add this to the yesstyle collage"}
+{"text":"My father is 70 and he'd feel too old wearing this shit."}
+{"text":"Very stylish doctor."}
+{"text":"is this kim jong un"}
+{"text":"Balenciaga Fake Fur Hooded Military Parka"}
+{"text":"also mirin quints"}
+{"text":"/btg/ BOOT GENERAL - LACE TO TOE EDITION What do I need to care for my boots? Old cotton t shirt (one for cleaning, another for applying conditioners) Horsehair brush ($10-15) Wooden shoe trees ($10-15) Light conditioner like Lexol/Bick4/renovateur Heavy conditioner (if you live in terrible snow/rain areas) Sno seal/Obernauf LP Don't forget that boots need time to dry properly, rotate them and rest them How do I deal with x stain? mud: allow it to dry then brush off salt: water and cloth as soon as possible saturated wet: allow the boot to dry for a full day, stuff with newspaper scuffs and scratches: buff vigorously with horsehair brush Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"steel caps deforming and cutting off toes i think if your foot is hit with sufficient force to sever bone you got bigger problems than a couple of toes"}
+{"text":"NEW NEW"}
+{"text":"shits on Nicks for various reasons Why? Haven't seen it happen but I've been eyeing their boots."}
+{"text":"are grant stones good or overpriced? they are the only brand I can find with good quality and come in size 6 mens, only thing is that I live in asia so if something goes wrong, returns will be a pain"}
+{"text":"C'mon lads, what's so bad about solovairs? They're way better construction than a doc marty."}
+{"text":"Why do they look so corny like they're wearing costumes?"}
+{"text":"That's racist"}
+{"text":"Short and child-like proportions. All of them except the guy in the back look like children."}
+{"text":"Front guy to the right looks pretty good. Wouldn’t be completely out of place if he was a lecturer at university or something"}
+{"text":"They look fine. Not really sure what the problem is outside of that one guys pocket square poking out a little bit too much."}
+{"text":"They look great"}
+{"text":"Is sagging clothes effay?"}
+{"text":"IMPORTANT REMINDER The op (kekke) is a 38 year old trooned out wog from australia. He doesn't work and literally does not go outside. His life revolves around spamming 4chan. IMPORTANT REMINDER"}
+{"text":"whatever happened to our local schizo who used to post about saggerchad thugs"}
+{"text":"You look like shit, Justeeen."}
+{"text":"He’s banned"}
+{"text":"Based sagger chads"}
+{"text":"Would you wear clothing made from human hair?"}
+{"text":"I saw an overcoat in a surplus store that was apparently made of 80% wool and 20% man wool, whatever that means."}
+{"text":"20% man wool, whatever that means. It means the remaining 20% was made using the pubic hairs of the male sweatshop workers."}
+{"text":"considering how hairy I am I already do"}
+{"text":"Poell already made a tie out of human hair many years ago."}
+{"text":"...and pay PLENTY for them."}
+{"text":"Not someone who really looks up for fashion but what are some nice minimalistic/plain shirts that aren't cheap quality, feel nice and can last a good while."}
+{"text":"Buck Mason"}
+{"text":"Best long sleeve shirts I’ve ever owned have been the old school carhartt ones. The plain style with just the badge logo, not the new stuff with branding everywhere. If you don’t like the brand you could cut it off or put a patch over it, but the shirt is very heavy, and once they’re broken in extremely comfortable. That being said, I’m sure there’s better, more fashionable choices, but that’s a place to start."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the recommendations. The less logos the better, I just want a nice quality plain shirt with some variety in color."}
+{"text":"hemp shirts?"}
+{"text":"Convinve me not to buy hemp solid colored shirts from now on Lasts longer than cotton and its antibacterial These ones from jungmaven are a hemp/organic cotton blend and only $70"}
+{"text":"Who's out here spending 3k on a coat from a literal who brand? I genuinely don't understand. These designs look atrocious. It just looks like shit you wear so you can look \"different\"."}
+{"text":"Neocons are uncultured subhumans. Their \"fashion\" is like something out of a post-apocalyptic-fascist world, where cargo cultists try to ape what came before them without understanding why and how it worked. They're just ripping off 60s fashion. But because their models look like dysgenic androgynous abominations, all these clothes end up looking like shit."}
+{"text":"both of you fucking suck and are why I hate \"fashion\", not everything has to be an extreme overcorrection to what was cool 10 years ago"}
+{"text":"camel wool and linen? wtf?"}
+{"text":"I some some Chinese manlet wearing one of those coats recently. It looked like a kid wearing his dad's coat. Felt embarrassed for him especially knowing how much he paid to look like that."}
+{"text":"its an aphrodesiac"}
+{"text":"is dandyism making a comeback?"}
+{"text":"ilhan Omar is garbage."}
+{"text":"One can hope"}
+{"text":"so which italian, french and other relevant men fashion brands kept in the power of the original founder family (aka 50%+ shares owned by the original family), and somehow keep the scope alive, like high quality elegant/classy men wear? If I go there, I don't want to be purchasing corpo-slop sold at high price with a big ass logo meant for literal n*g*ers and in case you're wondering, yes this doubt was fueled by gucci's movie"}
+{"text":"original founder family Many Italian brands I'm thinking of weren't founded by a single person or family. this doubt was fueled by gucci's movie This doubt is clearly fueled by the fact that you can't perform a simple online search and evaluate the quality of something without some clueless idiot telling you \"it's safe to buy anon, it's not made by or for niggers,\" because he's read it online and never even seen an article from that brand in real life."}
+{"text":"I've done my googling before posting the thread and didn't manage to find a single brand, tried like 3-5, yves saint laurent was on my gooodie goodie list due to being on rothschilds famous dinner event, but even them have been bought by a conglomerate of some sort, that's why I come to you, since I couldn't find any and I don't know many to begin with"}
+{"text":"The jew cries out in pain as it strikes you"}
+{"text":"didn't notice this, thanks, I'll look into it and report back, their new school shoes are not my style but the have some interesting retro ones. I'll report back."}
+{"text":"Hermes might be the biggest one that actually tries hard to remain independent and keep their more classy target audience"}
+{"text":"I predict crocs and leggings to be the hot trend of 2k26"}
+{"text":"I'm from Canada and apart from Toronto there are very few latina or black women (especially out west where i am) so we are starved for curvaceous figures. all we have are twig thin asian women that look like prepubescent boys. there are some indian women that are getting thicker though.."}
+{"text":"you sound like you're in hongcouver/LML sucks to be you"}
+{"text":"They're called niggers. Use the proper word. You're not on leddit or xitter."}
+{"text":"reminded me of this"}
+{"text":"I did it with a fat whale the other day, the odor thing is real. She was really nice and lovely with me btw"}
+{"text":"How do I pull this off?"}
+{"text":"with your hands"}
+{"text":"where do you guys buy sweaters"}
+{"text":"Bro Smartwool"}
+{"text":"gap or jcrew"}
+{"text":"as someone who owns multiple ami sweaters, yes."}
+{"text":"Same places I buy everything; Marshalls and eBay"}
+{"text":"Pendleton from Dillards"}
+{"text":"Is genital scarification, piercing and tattooing /fa/??"}
+{"text":"Is debatting Neo-Nazis and showing them they themself are actually the jew(jews are white and themself are the cause of all evil) effay?"}
+{"text":"Is spamming fat n**gers effay?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"rabbi really thought this would be a good thread"}
+{"text":"I got a domino in my dick while in prison, not the whole thing obviously, it was broken into 4 and one was carved into a heart and smoothed out. Bitches love it but I did have a slight identity crisis letting my homeboy cut my dick open and put something under the skin in a dirty bathroom. inb4 nigger I'm white"}
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+{"text":"THIS LINK COVERS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: - Proven, effective exercise routines - Diet - How to lose weight - How to gain weight - Supplements CLICK AND READ THIS BEFORE STARTING A THREAD ABOUT THESE TOPICS Supplemental reading:  Harsh's /fit/ Wiki"}
+{"text":"Basic Barbell Lifts: Stronglifts is a great resource for the five basic barbell exercises. Mobility, Stretching, and Self-Massage Resources: Yoga for athletes: Yoga can be done anywhere without any equipment and is excellent for building flexibility. Mayo Clinic basic stretching guide Athlete's guide to foam rolling Make your own foam roller"}
+{"text":"you are low t and insecure, no sound required"}
+{"text":"Qtddtot thread Big mike curling in the squat rack ((((again)))) edition Ask your questions here instead of killing threads to ensure getting an answer and also promoting more community across /fit/"}
+{"text":"when I walk in the mornings and drink coffee, I get a weird pain in my spine around the bottom of the ribcage. When I walk in the mornings and drink water or tea (or nothing), I have no pain. Why is this?"}
+{"text":"That's poop."}
+{"text":"I want to do some light workouts at home to break a sweat. I have a 5-10 kg dumbbell i will curl it 15times in 3 goes each arm,i will also do situps and pushups. Are there any other exercises that force you to sweat that i can do at home."}
+{"text":"Anyone run SS with sciatica from lumbar disc? Should be fine if form is perfect right? Mostly concerned with deadlifts. Also, what's the consensus lately around deadlifts in general? I see people criticizing because the risk/reward isn't good enough but if form is good then they should be fine right?"}
+{"text":"Deadlifts are fine for most of the population. For you with sciatica be extra cautious and work on recovery Check out Bill Starr’s back rehab program. Look at specific stretches for sciatica. Cobra pose for recovery. Look at a hex bar and/or block pulls. The big benefits of dead’s are putting your body under load. It causes growth hormones to be released and increases bone density. But, your back is probably more important."}
+{"text":"The lazy and the obese who've never lifted in their life are now outliving professional \"bodybuilders\", AKA insecure pussies who blast tren 24/7. Pic rel was natty and noone compares to this anymore."}
+{"text":"A balanced physique like Reeves' mogs any modern mass monster with acne scars all over the place and gross disproportionate plastic muscles."}
+{"text":"Just look at Reeves, he was definitely on gear. Like, impossible deltoids no way. Wasn't testosterone synthesized around his time?"}
+{"text":"No, he competed in the 40s and test wasn't a thing until the mid-50s. He had great genetics, but also great training. That's it."}
+{"text":"Was it just the muscle insertions, or could someone train to achieve this mass or nah? If he has had zero gear, then that is insane. Did he take supplements or nah? If he didn't that's mind-blowing. He was the True Adam."}
+{"text":"That's when it became popular. They had test in ww2. And considering that he was the most jacked man in the world if someone was using it it was him. Not saying that he did."}
+{"text":"This contradicts everything this sub ever taught me what the fuck? Are carbs and protein really superior to fat if you want to lose weight?"}
+{"text":"Do foids leave their pheromones all over the place in your gym?"}
+{"text":"I think I'd die if I smelled a girls prior poop. I don't even believe they do it"}
+{"text":"foids Fucking incels. Everywhere."}
+{"text":"shut up hole"}
+{"text":"There's this text meme of a guy saying that due to his physical progress, he now feels confident enough to jerk off to more attractive anime characters. Which is funny, but standards rising more than is available actually did end up happening to me. I've had one gf and one talking phase I considered attractive enough for me since I started lifting. I can't even get off on most conventional porn because the actresses simply aren't hot enough for me to even enjoy looking at. Sure this is autistic perfectionism or whatever but man did lifting ruin my chances of having an easy way being attracted to any partner I choose."}
+{"text":"[Made It Award]"}
+{"text":"it says you're mentally ill and gay"}
+{"text":"You now realize gym culture is part of the depopulation agenda."}
+{"text":"You now realize gym culture is part of the depopulation agenda. Realized it long ago, can only baka at this thread. Truly the beautiful ones."}
+{"text":"Extreme confidence allows you to follow whatever dorection your hard dick points. It it posints at a fat girl with a nice smile and a willing attitude, you harpoon her. Older milf who is friendly and has a fat ass and seems game? Fuck her. That pretty, skinny bitch who might be a hard 8 and who looks like a cunt? Pass, I'll go back and fuck the milf. The nice thing about being jacked is you can start doing exactly what you want without giving a fuck."}
+{"text":"Does fat levels in ground beef even matter if you plan on draining it when cooking?"}
+{"text":"maximizes fat in his diet refuses to eat any vegetables post body, you greasy fatass yep"}
+{"text":"I also added dried Onion flakes (not powder, flakes) to my ground beef. It absorbs all the fat, so none of it is wasted, and gives a nice oniony base. Just add salt and pepper and its a fucking meal. If youre afraid of the fat, youre a retard. If you're really trying to reduce calroeis, dont eat sweets and starches. A bowl of ground meat with oniona, salt, pepper and maybe 1/2cup to a cup of salsa mixed in is simply god tier nutirtion. Beef fat is good for you. Caloric, to be fair, but good for you. Please serve the onion flake recipe to your growing children. Their bodies and brains need the beef fat."}
+{"text":"No one mentioned any vegetables, you're the only schizo here. That being said they're nutritionally empty and broccoli is poisonous. Muh keto A lot of vegetables are keto friendly yet i wouldnt touch them with a wooden pole."}
+{"text":"anti-fiber talks of glyphosate sure, no one said the word 'vegetables'. you weren't sneaky though. nutritionally empty broccoli is poisonous reveal your power level, lay out the poisons and \"anti-nutrients\" also hormones i notice a bunch of this ketoschizo talk in the catalog right now. you fall off the wagon again, fatass? maybe start one of your cope anti-CICO threads"}
+{"text":"Yeah glyphosate is a right wing hoax to keep bipoc from their veghie gains bro"}
+{"text":"inb4 it doesn't do anything Formlets need not apply"}
+{"text":"I did max it out because even then it felt like no resistence. That's my point about form, the machine should guide me do the work, it shouldn't be my job to tire out myself by sliding my ass back and forth independently of the machine and keep pulling fast when I don't even catch the flywheel. I did look up how to do it beforehand so maybe it's that my form was too good. The \"decent\" 1:44 pace would be close to 20 minutes for 5k by the way. I could go that fast for 2 minutes too, you don't have to be a viking for that."}
+{"text":"But it doesn't. I enjoy exercising in all forms (lifting, biking, plyo, boxing, even pilates, it's all fun) and i genuinely tried to get good at rowing. I watched videos, researched the machine settings. Spent time several times a week at the gym on this thing. Long times, short bursts, all the different combinations of settings. Not once did i get a good workout. I could row and row and row and still not be as spent as I would be from just five minutes on an incline treadmill. Tldr only fitlets will get a good workout from this. It's a light warmup at best V N R"}
+{"text":"steady stating vs sprinting doesn't matter? what's the troll, 1:44/500 isn't good at all if it's a sprint"}
+{"text":"The \"decent\" 1:44 pace would be close to 20 minutes for 5k by the way lmfao retard I was saying if he could do that for an hour without lactic acid buildup that would be impressive"}
+{"text":"You were saying 7 minutes you stupid nigger."}
+{"text":"trying to get healthy and cut most of his gear still fainting mid workout Is it too late?"}
+{"text":"what is the point of it all if ur dick doesnt work"}
+{"text":"People Unironically think KM is natty People who live, breathe, vote, jack off to anime girls like all of us 1000% think KM has not done roids Still time to delete this before people link vids retard."}
+{"text":"he has a family history of cardiovascular disease, and he did heavy roids for decades without getting bloodwork, he was going to die from it either way."}
+{"text":"NGMI"}
+{"text":"The only thing I remember this guy for are the Infinite Elgintensity videos dunking on him and the legendary line of \"if it was still slavery we woulda been top price\""}
+{"text":"you can get the same amount of protein from eating 3 eggs, and it's way cheaper that way."}
+{"text":"Holy throwback. Haven't heard slenderman mentioned in ages."}
+{"text":"I don't drink protein shakes every day, only on days where I ate too many carbs for whatever reason and I need pure protein."}
+{"text":"I like eggs, I eat a lot of them. But protein powder is the cheapest $/g of protein available."}
+{"text":"Lazy I fear protein powder is fake news. There are constantly exposes on how its all full of heavy metals, and nitogen spiking (false protein reads) and cake batter and even if its not, do all those sweeteners and emulsifiers and binders fuck up their digestibility? I know that \"whey\" is nighly digestible, but does that mean that \"chocloate ice cream brownie batter cake flavored Isoprotein whey mix from YoBro! Nutrition\" is highly digestible? it also has no additional nutrition (vitamins, minerals and shit), just protein, so can the protein even be utilized in the absnee of (for example) naturally occuring B6 that is bound to every other natural protein source in the work (or whatever)? Just eat the eggs. They sell canned chicken - its like canned tuna but better tasting. Eat that. Buy pre-made burger patties and cook the whole package, then put two patties in a plastic bag w some sold. Boom, mobile protein, about 50 grams of pure beef. Protein powders are gay"}
+{"text":"If you are trying to build a high quality physique, spend the extra dollar for real food. This Jewey penny pinching is madness. Especially because the manufacturers probably add 20% less protein (as allowed by law) and 20% more sugars (also allowed by law) tham what the label shows. You cant \"hack\" the body."}
+{"text":"Sunday Another weekend another drink anon, how has your weekend been?"}
+{"text":"it's another episode of a boomer getting jelly and try to 1up me and nearly dying in the process Can't wait for this rotten generation to die."}
+{"text":"She aint interested girls are on their phone constantly anon"}
+{"text":"Catalogue blasting nigger music Great"}
+{"text":"Bro no one gives a fuck you schizo"}
+{"text":"No one gives a fuck about you either anon"}
+{"text":"What's the minimum you'd need in your home gym to cancel your membership? How much should a basic home gym setup cost?"}
+{"text":"my knees and back are too fucked to run Shouldn't have deadlifted"}
+{"text":"Rep flat bench is GOAT I like some dumbbells, but this is 99% of what 100% of us need (deadlift jack is nice to have)"}
+{"text":"That doesn’t even make sense. Even as a shitpost. You’re a fucking idiot."}
+{"text":"Looks wobbly to me, but if you can amke it work, Godspeed. But youre progress would be better if you added in some heavy iron. Squats, bench, deadlifts and overhead presses. Rack, bar, bench and plates is all you need for that and you can go really, really far."}
+{"text":"Years of deadlifting adds up my low IQ friend"}
+{"text":"What's your opinion on neck training?"}
+{"text":"got leaner neck bigger ????"}
+{"text":"no before of you doing the same thing obvious overall physique improvement"}
+{"text":"That skinny mulatto does not have an 18 inch neck. I'm sure it's bigger than most men his size due to the racing in a heavy helmet, but it's not 18 inches. An 18 inch neck is massive."}
+{"text":"Suit yourself don't train your neck. But anyone else who has a large head like me should train neck to balance it out."}
+{"text":"I’m all for you doing whatever motivates you and makes you feel good about your physique. Neck work does not factually grow or improve your neck, and I feel an obligation as someone who has done extensive research to counter the anecdotal misinformation perpetuated in these threads. Nothing personal; I also speak out in plank threads because they don’t do anything for abs."}
+{"text":"eat less than 1000 calories every day run 5 kilometers every day weight not changing whatsoever in the past 5 days explain this shit /fit/ how is it even physically possible"}
+{"text":"It's simple: you cannot exercise your way into a caloric deficit."}
+{"text":"so how do you lose fat instead of muscle"}
+{"text":"Lift to stimulate muscle growth and signal to your body that you need to keep your muscle. Caloric deficit. Increase protein intake compared to the other macronhtrients. Most importantly, stay consistent."}
+{"text":"He's dehydrated and having a muscle cramp. If he drinks more water it will go away."}
+{"text":"cico debunked But it's actually proving it. You eat on surplus, you gain weight."}
+{"text":"How far could you carry a 90 pound, irregularly shaped object with no assistance before you had to stop?"}
+{"text":"Carrying people is hard as fuck, especially if you don't have a sled/litter and they're fully unconscious. The closest I've come to actually blacking out was when I had to move a 250 pound casualty about a mile in 90F heat with body armor on when I was in the Army."}
+{"text":"the real question is how many megumins could you carry before completely gassing out, assuming i carry one megumin per trip and the distance is half i mile i think i could carry 3"}
+{"text":"fireman carry"}
+{"text":"Depends on what or who I'm carrying. If it's someone/something I like I can carry it for a long distance. If it's someone/something I don't like I won't even bother picking it up."}
+{"text":"Off the road and into the woods a good distance, easily, while keeping her mouth covered the whole time."}
+{"text":"ive been in a motorcycle accident on may 2025, no broken bones thank god, it was just painful totaled my bike, now im trying to get back to the gym, but some workouts are painful now, im 32 years old, cant do bench press anymore, a lot of shoulder issues, so im asking if anyone here had this kind of struggle, cuz one accident really fucked me up."}
+{"text":"explain your symptoms and problems to chatgpt and ask it to diagnose you."}
+{"text":"I think I know that WaWa, is that the one in Concordville?"}
+{"text":"Abs but still have softness to their physiques 132"}
+{"text":"Please OP, I must see their juicy thighs and glutes."}
+{"text":"only 6% of firefighters are female so they decided to whore out ??? idgi why does the first sentence have to do with the second one?"}
+{"text":"what*"}
+{"text":"I demand proof"}
+{"text":"in an emt and we have tons of women in our field. i hate every one of them dumbass weakass bitches. half of them run out of breath after a set of stairs. people die because they hired these dumbass hoes for muh diversity"}
+{"text":"Are drugs ever worth it? weed MDMA speed cocaine amphetamines ketamine porn"}
+{"text":"Literally go up to random black guys in bad neighborhoods and ask lmao"}
+{"text":"I agree 100% but this is a solved issue either take tiny little hits like anon said or buy 100% cbd weed and grind it with the retard strong stuff to dilute it"}
+{"text":"thanks for the exif data you dirty crack addicted midget now go ahead and google \"how to delete 4chan post\" should of stayed off the PC unc"}
+{"text":"DRUGS, NIGGA! do drugs!!! IT'S SO SIMPLE AND YET U DONT GET IT"}
+{"text":"retard zoomer doesn’t realize 4chan has wiped exif data for years retard zoomer doesn’t realize these are screenshots of original photos Either way, do you think I care? I don’t even do drugs anymore lmao. Live a little, stop being such a risk averse goober"}
+{"text":"How do I stay lean when my gf insists we eat out 2 to 3 times a week? I uses to just order grilled chicken every time but she said that's weird and I need to order something different every time like her (she likes to take pictures of the food). I tried ordering a chicken sandwich and not eating the bread and it gave her the ick What do?"}
+{"text":"she sounds like a dumb bitch"}
+{"text":"Has time to solve the puzzle to post this. Not enough time to upload a JPEG. The funny part is you're probably going to respond to this."}
+{"text":"Just order whatever tf you want lmaoooo You can order steak tho. Most places fuck up chicken"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that “a lot of hurtful comments “ / bread meme?"}
+{"text":"wtf do you get these? are you the artist who makes threads like these just to post his new drawings?"}
+{"text":"Other than a couple times when I just started lifting going with my dad when he was teaching me proper form for different lifts, I’ve basically never lifted with another person, I always just go on my own. In your experience does having a lifting buddy/lifting with your gf improve or worsen your lifting sessions?"}
+{"text":"Lifting with you chick is the worst possible thing you can do at the gym."}
+{"text":"he doesn’t remember the /fit/ poster who jacked off in the changing room and rubbed his jizz on the bench Fucking newfags"}
+{"text":"You should NOT be lifting with your girlfriend. Technically, you probably shouldnt be lifing with naybody, other than some rando who works in. If you and your GF are doing the same weights, the same exerices, the same reps, sets and rest times, something is retarded. You should NOT be able to use the same squat rack. If you can, youre a fucking manlet. Youse are squatting, no? If you dont have to peel 3 plates off the deadlift bar for her, then you are sad. If your woman deadlifts as much as you, something is profoundly wrong in the relationship. Lift alone. Let other bros work in. On breaks, go over and rub your girls crotch thru her yoga and make a big productio of smelling your fingers and smiling. THATS how you work out with a girl."}
+{"text":"worsen the voices are all i need"}
+{"text":"this bitch is so fat she has rolls of fat tissue popping out from everywhere fucking landwhale ass bitch i hope she gets fucked by niggers then they throw her fat ass head in a fucking dumpster after penetrating her every orifice"}
+{"text":"Formerly obese people: how did your life change when you lost the weight?"}
+{"text":"Girls will hit me up and literally ask if they can bounce on it More respect when out and about People refer to me as \"muscley\" (I personally think I'm still a lanklet) Tons of energy for everything More extroverted since lack of adiposity promotes high T Not wasting time snacking constantly Given more trust and opportunities in my career V worth it, I do recommend."}
+{"text":"I'm in the process right now of losing weight. January 3rd, I weighed myself and I was 238. Weighed in yesterday at 230. aggressive 1000 calorie deficit religious use of my food scale, weigh everything 2-3 mile run on treadmill 3 times per week 2-3 HIIT days I want to be sub-180."}
+{"text":"I began practicing futsal at 185lbs 5'7 and tried controlling calorie intake, but I'd always lose a bit of weight and regain it all. Last May or June, I decided I'd really lose weight. I went from my heavist of 200lbs to 170lbs (89kg to 77kg) at around 23% BF. It was the lightest I've been since I was 12, probably. I don't recall most of the aspects that have improved in my life. What I remember is: knees stopped hurting when running through the court during futsal matches, but I still run out of breath really quickly. Two girls hit up on me and women in general seemed slightly nicer to me; prior to that I've never received any attention and most of them treated me badly. There were probably other improvements, which I don't recall now. But desu, I'm still overweight, so there could probably be things I'm yet to experience."}
+{"text":"everything is better when you aren't uncomfortable in your body but it sucks always wanting to eat more than you are supposed to"}
+{"text":"This is interesting. Being fat, as we all should know by now, causes insulin resistance and elevated insulin. When insulin is high, other hormones like ghrelin (hunger) and leptin (satiety) and other hormones (glucagon, adiponecting, cortisol, etc.) are all either suppressed or elevated, depdnign on what makes you fatter. The long and the short of it, youre almsot always humger when youre obese. Its always time to eat. Unless you binge so much that your stomach walls are literally bursing, and you can just FEEL how full of chewed up goyslop you already are. Always hungry, rarely full, insatiable appetite for sweets and goyslop. Its sad, really, because theat how fats feel all the time. When you get lean, your body's hormones function better and youre not so fat and hungry all the time."}
+{"text":"Height advantage Weight advantage Still folds like a bitch when facing a trained fighter Training remains the most important thing in a fight."}
+{"text":"Why is he humping and hitting him at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Putting the buck in his place"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke"}
+{"text":"Height and weight are advantages, though the taller someone is, the higher the center of gravity and usually mass monsters have terrible cardio, but they are advantages in reach and power, respectively, nonetheless"}
+{"text":"Size and strength are skill multipliers You can't multiply zero, but once a strong guy gets a little bit of training and experience he will be able to beat skilled fighters that are smaller than himself."}
+{"text":"Conqueror of Europe edition Where do I start? old.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index"}
+{"text":"deca increases your sinovial fluid or whatever which could protect a nerve from pinching. I don't know though roids mostly promote healing with collagen synthesis"}
+{"text":"I've been off tren for about 2 weeks after being on ~700mg for like 3 years straight. I feel kinda shitty and gay. Wasn't intentional, I was just lazy about ordering more. New shit will be here in a couple days. Then I'll be back on and enjoying the tren psychosis again."}
+{"text":"rate my moderate cycle 250mg test c - week 200mg primo - week 100mg tren e - week 50mg anavar PWO 5mg cialis PWO 3iu hgh before bed ED AI on hand as needed, but primo should handle the e2"}
+{"text":"forgot 500 iu HCG eod"}
+{"text":"Can I get a lean, non-bloated look by cycling 250 test 150 deca if I control for E2 properly? Or is deca bound to bloat you regardless of E2/AI?"}
+{"text":"How many months of lifting did it take for you to become stronger than the strongest female gym influencer, Leanbeefpatty? Her max bench is 175lb"}
+{"text":"Less than a couple of weeks. My starting bench was 1pl8lmao"}
+{"text":"My starting bench was 80lb."}
+{"text":"is this a good stretch for the adductors? I've got some fucked up tightness in my right leg from playing racquet sports, think I need to loosen up my adductor as well as the glute work I've done for the past year"}
+{"text":"Not only is she stronger than you, but she makes more money than you. Seethe more, incel."}
+{"text":"That looks like a great stretch"}
+{"text":"Need to exercise either way. I hate it when people say it's BECAUSE I'm a subhuman who will never be loved."}
+{"text":"I'm 23% BF and the max I can run is 500m for 2 minutes. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"Please god heal me already"}
+{"text":"SLOOOOOOOOOOOW DOWNNNNNNN"}
+{"text":"MY ANKLE IS STILL BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Can you really grow your calves or is it just genetics?"}
+{"text":"Shoulda been born in America brownie, skill issue"}
+{"text":"your spotted the esl shitskin"}
+{"text":"They grow just like any other muscle, but you have to train them weirdly to get growth. I'm talking, walk on your toes while barefoot all day long, hike up hills on your toes, that kind of thing. They respond to high volume. A lot of people also do calf raises quickly and from a flat-footed position, missing out on the stretch they could get from standing on a box or stair step and letting the heel drop below the ball of the foot. Not saying I'm an expert here but I have 17\" calves and people have complimented them before."}
+{"text":"You can grow your calves, but your genetics will determine how big they get. Asians have God tier Calve genetics. Most lifters always want to go heavy though. Your smaller muscles (In comparison to your hamstrings, quads, Chest, and shoulders,) require high reps with solid form. It's something your avg lifter doesn't want to do. I hit calves 4 times a week. It's a accessory workout I do at the end of all workouts."}
+{"text":"When I was out hiking I saw a lot of fell runners pass me, every single one of those dudes had gigantic calves, and they were all slim guys too. I'm convinced running up hills and on uneven terrain etc is the secret weapon for giga calves, I'm gonna be doing that for the next year or so and see what happens. I'm about 2 months in now, so of course no absolutely crazy results yet but we'll wait and see"}
+{"text":"Been working out for three years Realize squat doesn't hit hamstrings My quads and glutes must be a million times stronger than my hamstrings Anger"}
+{"text":"We told you do deadlift bro. You should have listened."}
+{"text":"Niggers being stupid, as always"}
+{"text":"squats are a meme workout go lookup what the actual fitness experts and bodybuilders with nice legs are doing these days and stop listening to fat people on the internet"}
+{"text":"go lookup what the actual fitness experts and bodybuilders with nice legs are doing these days Surprise, it's squats."}
+{"text":"How much did Arnold squat? How much did Ronnie? How much did pretty much every bodybuilder with big legs? A lot"}
+{"text":"Can you attain a human tier physique with just a 30kg vest, 10kg dumbbells, pull up bar and a dip station?"}
+{"text":"Are you a skellington or a tub of lard?"}
+{"text":"vest meme you could do this for a couple months before getting a gym membership yeah"}
+{"text":"Pearnon tier with some shoulders and lats. Gym costs 50 euros here, not paying that much"}
+{"text":"Get into kettlebells if you're going to be a minimalist. Those + a pullup bar and you're set."}
+{"text":"Those seem so worthless If you're going to pay money, just use weights. If not then weighted bodyweight is the next best thing"}
+{"text":"Mexico is America's Africa"}
+{"text":"I hate that I know exactly what video you're talking about and can view it entirely in my mind's eye"}
+{"text":"I don't remember if the shake as they step down on their feet was in the original or edited in"}
+{"text":"lol same at this point we don't even need to post webms, just give a brief description and I think we'll all know what we're talking about."}
+{"text":"Airline tickets should definitely be priced for weight. Any time you fly on a small plane they weigh you first for safety. It should be the same on large commercial jets"}
+{"text":"It's the start of the week again, take a deep breath in, hold it and exhale Were you thinking of giving up today? No you weren't. You made it through last week, you'll make it through this one as well What are your goals for this week? What do you plan to achieve? List it all down. Take a deep breath, hold it and exhale, move at your own pace We're ALL gonna make it The motivation thread is open Last week’s thread"}
+{"text":"You’re already making solid progress. Keep lifting, you’ll be killing it by the end of this year!"}
+{"text":"Thank you sir! Line 'em up, knock 'em down!"}
+{"text":"Continue running, no matter the conditions. Your persistence will pay off"}
+{"text":"Had throat pain since Monday evening, was sure that I caught the flu and took a day off for a good measure. But it looks like it's just throat pain, with no other symptoms (I'll chalk it up to my immune system), so I'm starting the week off (and catching up on stuff) from Wednesday. Instead of listing the goals for the week (which I do have), I will write this: I want to try and end it up on the better note than the last one. I will put myself first and foremost, and whatever the results are, I will accept them and try to make the best of them."}
+{"text":"That’s a lot of weight. I might start doing behind the neck lat pulldowns"}
+{"text":"abuse steroids and lift for years get mogged by career chess players"}
+{"text":"i don't know"}
+{"text":"Its not about the grip strength, sperganon."}
+{"text":"its not my fault you guys are obsessed with women i thought we were talking about fitness on /fit/"}
+{"text":"quit coping retard"}
+{"text":"I'm sure the OP meant she gets looks mogged not grip mogged. LBP had stronger grip than them"}
+{"text":"2026 Winter Edition Avoid the yearly wave of crowds of a public gym in January. How do you warm your gym? Discuss & share home gym setups. Share those setups, tips & tricks. Does your setup pack a punch in a small space? Are you handy, resourceful and on a budget? Have you built your dream setup? How did it evolve over time? Recommended equipment? Unique challenge's you have overcome? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"\"You need equipment worth thousands of dollars to do a proper workout\" This is the myth gyms created in order to justify their existence. Because the knew people would go for a gym membership instead of buying it all themselves. But then there is a small % of retards who actually not only believed the myth, but also decided to blow thousands for a home gym. Truth is you need very minimal equipment to get a physique thats good enough for 99.9% of people. You can have a very good workout with very little equipment."}
+{"text":"Technically true. However, minimalist workouts have disadvantages, and most people who do home gyms are looking to replicate as much of the commercial gym’s variety as they can. That coincides with spending a good deal of money. For the record, been bodybuilding for 20yrs and have a pretty good home gym: I still have a gym membership bc there’s just movements and variety you can’t copy at home unless you have a very large amount of free space to work with. The average garage/basement, even in affluent areas, doesn’t comport with that after cars, etc. are in there."}
+{"text":"Truth is you need very minimal equipment to get a physique thats good enough for 99.9% of people True But I lift to have fun and minimalist isnt fun. I happily spent thousands on my hobby."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"Have you noticed any bend when they’re under load? Nope. Haven't tried them for anything actually heavy like deadlifts but the plastic is not bendy at all. It's a solid, hefty piece."}
+{"text":"You can out-lift bad genetics (6'2\", wide hips, concentration-camp survivor baseline etc.) and get an impressive physique. I'm living proof of that, all I did was recomp. Don't give up."}
+{"text":"How old are you?"}
+{"text":"Thank u anon"}
+{"text":"23"}
+{"text":"Would"}
+{"text":"You still look like shit lmao trannies btfo"}
+{"text":"Train for performance Look like shit Train for looks Zero performance There doesn't seem to be a middle ground for me. I look by far the best when I do AMRAP bodyweight training, but my performance in sports is basically non-existent. When I do plyometrics only, my performance is nearly perfect but I look skinnyfat. When I do weight training I'm average in both. What is my problem? Do I just have shit muscle fiber distribution?"}
+{"text":"hear me out... what if you did AMRAP bodyweight training AND did plyometrics"}
+{"text":"The middle ground is training cycles. Kind of like in body part specialization cycles you train up one or two groups while scaling everything else back to maintence. You can do the same thing with hypertrophy and sports performance."}
+{"text":"Just do everything at the same time, man Then I'm overtraining ofc, you brainless reefer."}
+{"text":"Is this legit advice?"}
+{"text":"Many athletes are unhealthy especially marathon runners. Who gives a shit about them"}
+{"text":"who gives a shit about you? fuck your retarded ideas nigger"}
+{"text":"Jokes on him. I'm sleeping 4-5 hours."}
+{"text":"My ideas are healthy tho not the best for performance but are a long term investment. Their ideas are for great for short term performances often from 25 to 30yo then they hit the wall and have to take ten different painkillers and sedatives to even feel human."}
+{"text":"I sleep 10 hours a day. i'm 37 but look 27 and have a full head of hair. sleeping is great."}
+{"text":"Youre mom is adjustable and loadable at the same time"}
+{"text":"Wrong, reformer Is all you need"}
+{"text":"not a single physique posted Why should I or anyone believe this is \"all I need\" if you won't stand by it?"}
+{"text":"90 lbs dumbbells Not so much benching this has to be some kind of meme right? if you can do 90 lbs dumbbell bench press for 10 reps then that's gotta be like at least 5x2pl8 barbell bench, I'd say that's quite a bit above dyel in most cases no? I barely if ever see anyone doing above 90 lbs for dumbbell bench at my reasonably non-dyel gym, I think in total I might've seen it happen fewer than 10 times nothing for squatting and deadlifting if you treat the dumbbells as oddly shaped kettlebells then front-racked 180lbs squats with them can be more than enough for reasonably good legs no?"}
+{"text":"thats actually a pretty brilliant buisness. You underestimate how many women will purchase this for their home gym and you just know the guys selling this only need to sell like 10 a year for it to be worthwhile"}
+{"text":"60 minutes of strenuous exercise per week would save tens of millions of lives, yet governments will never mandate it. Is it meant to be this way?"}
+{"text":"Pharmaceutical companies make money if you're fat and out of shape."}
+{"text":"no one needs to do strenuous exercise you fuckin faggot"}
+{"text":"It worked in the Middle Ages. Not perfectly, but much better than today. Problem: You'd have to be white and Christian for it to work, so 4chan is pretty much out."}
+{"text":"The US economy relies entirely on people being unhealthy pieces of shit. The economy would unironically collapse if people started taking care of themselves."}
+{"text":"people will gladly let the government crush their spirits and control what they can say, but if it tried to force them to do 30 minutes of exercise a week they'd raze the country to the ground"}
+{"text":"Good boy"}
+{"text":"i want a cat so bad :-("}
+{"text":"Meow H-hi."}
+{"text":"Sucks to be you. I have two. Honestly. I do. They're awesome."}
+{"text":"just go to the cat store"}
+{"text":"caught norovirus two days of only being able to get down 400-600 calories and most of it being in electrolyte drinks How fuxx0red are my gains?"}
+{"text":"Turbo fucked. Overall you'll lose a whole month of gainz as you work your way back. Bad RNG."}
+{"text":"you are fucked. but i survived it. lunchables pizza sweet tea mixed with tons of honey - get those big pure leaf bottles and squirt loads of honey in them. gatorades ibuprofen lunchables pizza is GOAT for when you have the flu. stop eating the hooker out, horney fagget"}
+{"text":"lunchables pizza Genuinely think you need to be euthanized. God why do westerners eat such gutter trash so proudly"}
+{"text":"westerners nigga im an American Korean. i can throw you across the room for disrespecting me. the lunchables pizza is what i survived on after catching a nasty flu back in december. ima crush your little twink, 150 lb bitch ass with my gorilla strength"}
+{"text":"Strained right side of my neck doing dumbbell OHP Terminated lifting session, got into depression episode and slept for 16 hours straight"}
+{"text":"stop following fit advice. just do calisthenics. all fit advice is tryhard bs"}
+{"text":"all fit advice is tryhard bs including nigger gymnastics traps & delts:"}
+{"text":"Nice cardio"}
+{"text":"Thats awesome that you can just go sleep for 16 hours you probably needed that shit. Neck strains are just a part of life buddy. Its only going to get worse as you get older. I probably do the shit once every 6 weeks. Lateral raises get me big time. I am still thinkful for god giving me good knees."}
+{"text":"How exactly do you think people get big shoulders? Are you doing 5x5 lateral raises? Because you would snap your shit I bet you don't train your shoulders worth a fuck and then say anyone with good shoulders must be roiding. kek"}
+{"text":"How can I prevent this from happening?"}
+{"text":"That guy believes literally anything as long as it's said in an article or a study"}
+{"text":"have been on nofap for a year get a lot of mental benefits and get dates a lot more now prostate is now 100% fucking with my urine flow and I cant completely empty my bladder lol. lmao."}
+{"text":"Nettle tea is your friend. It's cheap, generally healthy, and surprisingly tasty, and shrinks the prostate while preserving testosterone."}
+{"text":"avoid edging"}
+{"text":"I did no fap for a month and for some reason I could feel my prostate all the more. I could literally feel the cold breeze in my prostate whenever I shifted my ass cheeks."}
+{"text":"Why is this place so coveted by /fit/izens? it literally puts seed oil in the rice pure sloppa"}
+{"text":"It's relatively \"healthy\", high protein food that you don't have to cook. If you're new to cooking, or bad at cooking, shipotle is a decent option. That being said, you will get fucking ripped off eating here. Post 2020 portion sizes are so small it's fucking stupid. For $40 I can get shitfaced AND make 10 double meat chipotle bowls with whatever the fuck I want on it, from the comfort of my shitty apartment."}
+{"text":"It's as big as ever. And remains one of the better food options compared to fast food. If I'm working and need something fast, it's a top option. If I'm buying food and have more time, I'd rather hit up a chinese buffet. You can get far more food & protein @ the buffet for $15. Otherwise, use their model to make your own food. Rice / beans / chicken is cheap and you can easily make enough for several meals in one go."}
+{"text":"Dude.. i went in there a couple years ago and figured what the hell.. .double steak. Usually order chicken. That shit was like $18... but I was starving, and there was too much of a line to make a scene and I paid it. Inspired me to goto costco that week and I got a slab of beef."}
+{"text":"Industrial grade machine lubricant repurposed as \"food.\""}
+{"text":"saw some guy on youtube eat exclusively chipotle while monitoring bloodwork. everything was great except for his testosterone"}
+{"text":"Lean is law."}
+{"text":"Too late."}
+{"text":"Women would fuck both on the basis of being tall and white-adjacent (he's jewish like adin ross, they have 1:1 the same phenotype)"}
+{"text":"I agree but he's an exception, left looks better"}
+{"text":"He has a lot of good pics and a lot of awful pics after getting lean. He looked worst when he was methmaxxing and taking melanotan like Big Lenny."}
+{"text":"he's jewish I was getting some neanderthal vibes from him, that explains it as well as his \"popularity\""}
+{"text":"Why does refined sugar taste so boring on it's own. But things made from refined sugar such as cakes and cookies taste so good?"}
+{"text":"pic related major macro by far is carbs major caloric content is from carbs Ok, I'm starting to feel stupid, not because I'm wrong but because I'm arguing with literal illiterates."}
+{"text":"idk about him but i mog 90%+ of this board and i eat refined sugars, even if it's a minor part of my diet"}
+{"text":"awww, dumbfuck is also blind?"}
+{"text":"The cooking / baking process makes refined sugar + other ingredients go under a chemical reaction to combine. That's why it tastes good. Sugar can be addicting but you can unironically force yourself to not enjoy that stuff with a basic diet and some fucking willpower."}
+{"text":"Cookies and cake also have eggs and butter in them. Trying eating them without those two ingredients and see if they are still delicious."}
+{"text":"Have you ever gotten mogged at the gym before?"}
+{"text":"be this guy outlift 99.8% of the people at my gym everytime i go (OneLife) the shame in their eyes when a smaller dude is repping more than their maxes felt people staring at my scalp to check for baldness (roid use) have full, thick hair (slightly receded hairline with age) have had big dudes get aggressive with me and want to fight for simply walking past the gym stacey kek. in b4 i am imagining things"}
+{"text":"blc You are brown"}
+{"text":"pic Jay cutler This is unironically true, he's super strong but his bitches were always ugly. Even nowadays he dating some busted latinx"}
+{"text":"Based trips, I do the same thing with these new year resolution scum bag fucks. I go to the gym at 2am and before December it was only some really old guy who would come in every once in a while. Now it's packed with fucking spics."}
+{"text":"How do i get to bear mode? I'm doing good enough with training, but i'm retarded when it comes to nutrition"}
+{"text":"Ok so you're just morbidly obese that's unironically worse on top of you being gay Samefag"}
+{"text":"Nothing skinny about that I thought you said I was skinnyfat"}
+{"text":"Unironically be leaner than you think you need to be. Unless you're extremely muscular, what most of you will see as bearmode will be closer to 15% bf than 20%. On top of that, what most of you will assess as 15% bf is actually closer to 20%. Pic related me at around 190 lbs at 6'0 last year, cut from 235."}
+{"text":"Rotini Spirals :) Jesus wept"}
+{"text":"Jesus hates Italians, you guys killed him"}
+{"text":"I just tweaked my back doing calf raises when I tried to shift the bar positioning Pic rel depicts an artists interpretation of the event"}
+{"text":"You have sciatica"}
+{"text":"genu valgum grows calves who would have thought..."}
+{"text":"The barbell is a lot easier to load/unload, just hitch/unhitch the chain between sets - done. In addition it makes the motion more comfortable. Try it, you don't need a landmine anchor just jam the empty end of the bar in a corner."}
+{"text":"i use a leg press"}
+{"text":"You won't find a king on the battlefield, only his rooks and pawns. Those learning any combat sport are wasting precious time making gains. Your time spent hitting the pads could be spent mastering the bar. Do not come into my gym and start working the bag. You have been warned."}
+{"text":"uhh err stop thinking too much about my allegories and go pick up a dumbbell!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Kneel and I shall grant you first in line for for my bench when I have finished. No, I won't be letting you \"fill in\" between sets. To develop true strength one does not move out of his territory, one waits, counting until his energy has restored for the next attack. My eyes never wander unless some prey starts working the bag. Only then do I know I'll have lunch when they hit the gym showers/locker. No amount of rolling around on the mat can shake off 190lbs of pure muscle. If anything you dropping to the floor is just making my meal easier."}
+{"text":"190lbs of pure muscle Jokes on you I'm 255 lbs and by the sounds of it you never learned to fight."}
+{"text":"but I am a peasant like all of us. where is this \"king\" delusion coming from"}
+{"text":"Me Instant coffee in mug 1 tbsp cold water 1 cup hot water Delicious and healthy. Good pre-workout and an appetite suppressant. Meanwhile, coffee \"connoisseur\" man children: \"Convenient\" flavored k cups Enjoy your microplastics Drip machine Enjoy your microplastics Espresso machine Enjoy your bacteria colony French press Enjoy your cafestrol Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah its kinda dumb. Anyways, is this worth it?"}
+{"text":"Any work as long as there's no plastic on the inside"}
+{"text":"what does it mean if it has an instant \"anti-depressant\" effect for me? (just like alcohol. sips in and the shadow jumps off my shoulders. A weight lifts off and I can actually concentrate, remember, enjoy things, etc. By mere sips)"}
+{"text":"you never tasted good coffee t. another pour over chad"}
+{"text":"Why are Australians so fit? Is it the good weather?"}
+{"text":"I mean, these are Polish and Australia was colonized by the English. So they literally do not look like that."}
+{"text":"It's more like Americans truly can't comprehend how unhealthy their environment really is. Most of the world is not insanely obese and even if you're a health conscious American your food is so full of garbage and additives that it is hard to escape. You have to pay out the ass for the food the rest of the world gets for dirt cheap prices. Otherwise you have to get ultra processed food from a single supplier. You can't walk anywhere except in a few cities where most people actually look decently healthy. Just look at Latinamerica, most of the region is pretty healthy to the point of having similar or better health outcomes than the US and close to European ones. All from high quality food availability and walkable cities, while being way poorer and not actually focusing on exercise. The corporatization of every aspect of American's lives makes them the perfect consumer and insanely unhealthy. Someone posts the pic with the fat black woman."}
+{"text":"not true so many hot aryan aussie gym girls"}
+{"text":"Australia is fucked because of jewish hate speech bullshit"}
+{"text":"Boomgroids require the line to always go up For housing that means importing a bunch of third worlders to make sure demand outpaces supply at a rate that exceeds the inflation they're causing. More homeless Australians means more fit Australians"}
+{"text":"Discuss supplements, rate stacks, hate stacks. is two blocks down."}
+{"text":"what type of magnesium do you fellas take and how much? For me its Magnesium hydroxide (first listed and then theres 4 other types) 192mg"}
+{"text":"Using different transporters is the key to effectiveness, I find. I use Malate in the morning for muscle support and Glycinate in the evening for sleep and recovery."}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on grape sneed extract? I like the idea of living longer but not sure if it's snake oil or not"}
+{"text":"Current stack: Nature made multi Nature made d3+k4 5000iu Kroger zinc bite a 3rd off a 50mg tablet 110g of wild caught salmon or fatty fish What could I add to this? Accompany your answer with a screenshot of your most impressive cheevo/trophy for context."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to lose some weight without losing muscle and it's amazing how every single community has their own take. It seems there is a consensus that if your caloric deficit is greater than ~20 calories per pound of fat you are bound to lose muscle in the process, meanwhile fasting communities will swear you lose no muscle whatsoever no matter the deficit so long as you use the muscles. Redpill me on it /fit/, what is the truth here?"}
+{"text":"what do ozempigs who don't lift have anything to do with muscle preservation?"}
+{"text":"You're right in theory but wrong in practice since we're not getting 8,000+ kcal daily deficits it doesn't matter. Probably not even breaking a 1200 kcal deficit if you are eating the requisite amount of protein to retain muscle at that clip."}
+{"text":"According to research it's more like between 20 to 30 kcal per pound of fat. If you are morbidly obese you will hardly lose muscle because you have a lot of fat to burn. If you are at 10%, 5% bf you will easily lose muscle."}
+{"text":"Idk mang sure you lose a little muscle but fasting also causes glycogen and water depletion so you won't look as full anyway. Without actual clinical studies it's all just anecdotal."}
+{"text":"That's the Samuel Alpert \"study\" it's not really a study it's remodeling of data from old ass starvation studies. Whatever AI you're trusting with this you shouldn't be."}
+{"text":"Phew that Norman khan I just flushed down the toilet smelled putrid"}
+{"text":"Wiped his ass."}
+{"text":"Looking for a place to start powerlifting, Been bodybuilding for years, now my friend can lift more. My only motivation is spite. I don't think i can lift more, but I can make him afraid. 200lbs 6'2 280lbs squat 245 bench 340 DL Im hoping with real powerlifting training my numbers will explode. Where do I start? Coach? Simple program recommendations?"}
+{"text":"TM forever"}
+{"text":"Yeah TM or HLM"}
+{"text":"He’s right, you know."}
+{"text":"Roids Face tattoo He’s right, you know. I don't care, I wouldn't listen to the guy."}
+{"text":"5'3 Hope he gets that growth spurt soon"}
+{"text":"ctrl+F no mention of his appearance on jay cutler's podcast that was golden i'll force indians to wear deodorant fuck the french"}
+{"text":"SHOOP AAHH"}
+{"text":"HAHA"}
+{"text":"Pig skin faggot"}
+{"text":"Yeah, could have built into it with a kegels joke or talked about that weird-ass frog stance. More \"people\" should be shot for this kind of behavior."}
+{"text":"make yourself a balearic sling while you're at it"}
+{"text":"laugh at him offer to fuck him in the arse so he can find out which muscles he needs to work on drag him off to the changing rooms telling him Im going to breed him"}
+{"text":"Dubya looks so hot there"}
+{"text":"love lifting love using roids and bursting through PRs hate the built look and way prefer skinny aesthetics"}
+{"text":"Love lifting Love getting stronger Love the bulked natty look If only eating were easier"}
+{"text":"\"Love the bulked natty look\""}
+{"text":"Not sure what this is supposed to mean but I meant something like pic rel"}
+{"text":"twinkorexic Dis nigga invented a new kind of body dysmorphia"}
+{"text":"try oly lifting they don't look like powershitters"}
+{"text":"high carbohydrate diet cured my depression and fixed my hairloss"}
+{"text":"you probably just had hypothryoidism"}
+{"text":"Ketoschizo post"}
+{"text":"end up gaining fat despite eating 1500cals or less Dude, look at vegans and fruitarians especially. Pure carb turns you into a skeleton, not a fat."}
+{"text":"As someone who was vegan once, you lose a lot of muscle, unless you are super paranoid about your protein intake. Even then, plant protein is fucking dogshit for keeping, let alone building muscle. Doesn't mean you get non-fat either. I had to eat tons of \"healthy\" food and basically measure my portions to somewhat lose fat, only to become depressed from all the carbs. There's even studies showing the correlation between carbohydrate intake and depression, anxiety and sometimes even paranoia and schizophrenia. With meat and greens, you can eat however much you want, it's basically impossible to overeat and become a fatty. On top of that, you're not depressed, have a ton of vitamins / minerals and more than enough high quality protein to look good."}
+{"text":"Why do Indian men have such weird physiques?"}
+{"text":"Why don't you do it then?"}
+{"text":"monkey see monkey do ahhh shit"}
+{"text":"I read this with a heavy indian accent."}
+{"text":"Lol the kid on the right shows how small the adults are."}
+{"text":"19% of mexico is vegetarian what in the fuck? underrated"}
+{"text":"Post-clomid bloodwork left me confused. Help me parse this. Context: I’ve always had relatively low total T and E2, but only recently started tracking free T. Past results (pre-clomid): - Aug 2025: TT 13.3 nmol/L (~383 ng/dL), E2 21.8, SHBG 24.4 - Sep 2025: TT 17.7 nmol/L (~510 ng/dL), LH 6.8, FSH 7.0, SHBG 24.4 - Nov 2025: TT 17.0 nmol/L (~490 ng/dL), Free T 34 pg/mL, SHBG 25.1, E2 20.5 On clomid (25 mg EOD, ~3 weeks; Dec, 2025): - Total T ~654 ng/dL - Free T 13.3 pg/mL - LH 6.2, FSH 6.4 - SHBG 31.3 - E2 <24 pg/mL Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I hope you're using Clomid as PCT for a test (or even sarms) cycle, and NOT for \"muscle building\" I hope you know it is NOT steroids and shifting your test levels within the natural scale, as long as you're at least average, will not produce any result whatsoever And I hope you dumb fucking ass realize that messing with E2 and the whole hormonal cascade will get you far more ill effects than positives /fit/ is so desperately obsessed with T levels, I bet you don't even know how Clomid impacted your IGF-1"}
+{"text":"Should i cut, lean bulk or maintain? Also is this fat or loose skin? Im currently 1,93m tall and 100kg Lost around 53kg"}
+{"text":"kekke spam stolen reddit picture"}
+{"text":"You'll have to bulk and cut a few times to get rid of the sag"}
+{"text":"Sadly i think only surgery will help in the end"}
+{"text":"Doesn't look like gyno to me just man boobs and saggy skin, you should just start working out and over time the skin will tighten, and you will fill it out with muscle. Good work."}
+{"text":"12-15% bf 22-24 ffmi"}
+{"text":"Can I still get the body while not having a proper sleep schedule? What if I don't follow the fitness influencer factoid that I need to sleep 12 hours to be jacked?"}
+{"text":"You don't have to worry about sleep at all for muscles. By the time it became a problem your life would be a disaster already. You have to lie down and relax."}
+{"text":"sleep is the first thing you should fix more importantly than anything else and fixing it will help you fix everything else"}
+{"text":"Stop it Get some help"}
+{"text":"One day you will realise. Trust me. Dont die alone, anon. nta but i was born to die alone i accept my fate"}
+{"text":"Lol you actually believe ragebait meme posts on social media, how are people like you real"}
+{"text":"14cm but it's the girth that counts"}
+{"text":"I just don't want to be gaslit about this article and the movement it is a part of. Literally what fucking movement? It's a news article. Anyone who thinks fitness is or has ever been widely demonized is retarded."}
+{"text":"Stop it Get some help"}
+{"text":"Fact: 99% of /fit/ wouldn't be able to beat her."}
+{"text":"She lost to Dimitrina Petrova who's a fucking nobody in armwrestling and almost cried kek. This bitch got such a fragile ego it's hilarious. All her vids are either sparring with twinks/foids or beating random turbomanlets on the street. The one vid where she grips up with Levan she goes full gas on his arm like a retard right from the beginning and he's like \"wtf is this moron doing\". 100% she got diddled as a kid and this is her way of coping."}
+{"text":"Typical woman in other words."}
+{"text":"She should prove it by pinning me down and forcing me to impregnate her. Only then will I concede she’s strong."}
+{"text":"haha..."}
+{"text":"Thought this shit was impressive but she is using her entire body for leverage. She legit puts her leg against the table and starts pushing off when she can't win, second match to start and third match before end."}
+{"text":"We choose to lift, not because it is easy, but because it is fun :^) anyone can start lifting, you don't need any prior sports experience you can escape skinnyfat mode in less than six months it takes less than a year for people to notice you lift programming as a beginner is piss easy, everything works diet is just as easy, just eat some protein and avoid fast food, candy and soda you don't need a gym subscription to achieve a decent physique, you can get a good workout even with a pair of dumbbells from home mires become so common they don't even register anymore people notice you lift even under winter clothes 1/2/3/4 makes you stronger than mostly anyone you'll come across in your daily life once you see results you won't even think about skipping the gym consistency is the key to a good physique, even if you drag yourself to the gym you'll appreciate every single workout in retrospect a good physique has a halo effect on anything you do Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Getting a blue belt in bjj"}
+{"text":"Lose >35lbs of fat, gain >15lbs of muscle. Hit the basic 2/3/4 weights. Run half a marathon. Hit 20 pullups. Achieve 12% bodyfat. Basic stuff I almost had but dropped the ball on. I'm going to do it right this time. Next year I will focus on diving and fighting, this year I have to lay the groundwork and achieve what I started."}
+{"text":"50gr from ground beef 70gr from cheese 65gr from milk 30gr from yogurt That's what I eat in a day without all the grains, fruits and veggies and it's easily above 200 grams of protein. You mad?"}
+{"text":"lol, lmao"}
+{"text":"can cause most parts of your body to grow even your brain (through acquired knowledge) except your penis if you're born with a pencil micropenis (14cm length 11cm circumference) like me you are cursed for life no matter if you lift 7 days a week inability to provide a fulfilling active sexual life also means a stable and long lasting relationship is impossible Lifts for the feeling, /fit/?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"completely missing the point"}
+{"text":"16.3-16.5cm x 13.5cm in 2022/23 18.3-18.4cm x 14.15 cm in 2026 Do manual hangs and manual clamping, and never fall for retarded equipment hucksters from reddit. I'm 85% sure penis enlargement works but it's much slower than you comprehend. I plan to make an extensive write up of my findings once I hit 19.1cm to account for any margin of natural penis growth I might've already gone through during this entire period"}
+{"text":"Totalmanshop.com Seems like a genuin guy who has figured PE out. Offers equipment and a video program how to do PE correctly. I'm gonna try his shit."}
+{"text":"Diet is easier than exercise Most of you guys act like you have never seen the inside of a kitchen"}
+{"text":"plapjak was forced still funny tho Indian hate is a pol Psyop wrong. People are just interacting with them more, which naturally makes them hate them besides, /g/ has been hating on poos way longer than /pol"}
+{"text":"If you use steroids your body isn't impressive unless you're big enough to win bodybuilding events. Your lifts also aren't impressive if you don't hold a record."}
+{"text":"any program will work fine if you have the required mindset/intensity the universal truth behind all training dyels refuse to believe it because they just don't have that dog in them"}
+{"text":"I don’t do any boring math shit. I eat what I want and I workout as hard as I can for half an hour each day (lunch breaks from my wage slavery)"}
+{"text":"ESL newfags ruined /fit/ by getting high test threads,a mainstay of this board, banned"}
+{"text":"Fatty Contest TehPenguinOfDoom 185"}
+{"text":"retratrutide It's got a half life of 6-8 days so you build it up in your system. You had 2mg then it decomposed into 1mg then you added 3mg so now you are at 4ish"}
+{"text":"This is true; on GLP-1s you're still doing CICO, it's just that the drug makes you not want to eat as much, so CI goes down, CO says the same. The willpower thing is also true; you can lose weight just by fighting the hunger. But looking at the societal level that doesn't work very well. The behavioral psychology model of \"the elephant and the rider\" comes into play here. The elephant usually wins, especially in the long run."}
+{"text":"yeah I'm probably going to go back to 2mg next week. just have to be extra careful about drawing it from the vial. 0.2ml is such a tiny amount of fluid."}
+{"text":"Get a smaller syringe? Yeah I was curious why you went up to 3mg. The general dosage protocol for it is 4 weeks of 2mg to make sure you don't have crazy side-effects before you up the dose to 4mg."}
+{"text":"Will someone ever defeat him"}
+{"text":"his skull is specially shaped to richochet bullets off"}
+{"text":"runs around him in circles he dies"}
+{"text":"Thanks, the pic really helped"}
+{"text":"Cope, look up gun jiu jitsu He folds you"}
+{"text":"It's a fake/micro tear like Devon had after their match. When they \"tear the bicep\" they mean they tear the muscle a bit not tore it from ligament or whatever like when strongmen tear the bicep and need surgery. Hes probably g2g already but AWers are giant pussies at the top so they only pull once a year when completely peaked if everything is perfect. He'll back by summer."}
+{"text":"Can women get larger breasts by doing bench press and other chest workouts to get a layer of muscle that will stack with the fat of their boobies?"}
+{"text":"You're not a woman thoughbeit, so how is this information useful to you?"}
+{"text":"What’s wrong with trying to get a better understanding of the world?"}
+{"text":"It leads to perkier tits, idk if I would describe it as larger but definitely a positive outcome for the titties"}
+{"text":"Carbs energizes you Protein rebuilds you And fat.... uhhh what does fat do again? almost seems redudant when we can make fat from carbs and protein"}
+{"text":"none of this made any sense and in no way shape or form answered the question"}
+{"text":"You are indian"}
+{"text":"Your mitochondria love fat. You dont need as much carbs."}
+{"text":"When doing weights with dumbbells, if one arm has more muscle than the other, should I stop working out the bigger arm until the smaller one catches up? Or do less on the bigger arm?"}
+{"text":"I have come to clean ze pool"}
+{"text":"Areu having an episode?"}
+{"text":"You work the weaker arm first and do the stronger arm with the same weight and reps."}
+{"text":"Say you're doing 15kg 5 times on each arm and want to increase to 6 times. Your right arm will get there faster than your left arm. Before increasing to 7 reps, make sure both arms can do 6 reps the same amount of sets. That way, they both progress simmetrically. The dominant arm is always going to overload faster than the weak one, just stall progress in the dominant arm until the weak one catches up."}
+{"text":"you should stop fapping 12x a day, or at least switch hands"}
+{"text":"Which is better for ottermode, calisthenics, weightlifting or a sport?"}
+{"text":"Reminder that anime men are short kings. You don't need to be a lanklet to be a twink (you do need great hair)."}
+{"text":"Being a twink as a manlet makes it literally over for you. It makes you look like a child. Dwarfmaxxing is the way for manlets (unless you are after roasties who want to fuck children, in that case, youre golden). t. 5'7\" chad"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Gojo height-mogs everyone around him"}
+{"text":"because their women flock to white chads"}
+{"text":"i finally quit pizza. it took me 3 attempts and year and half but i am 3 months no pizza and feel great. I also gave up pasta but I dont really like pasta as much so that wasn't as hard. i lost 27 lbs already."}
+{"text":"between this and deep shit I'm starting to think that Chicago is the slop capital of the US"}
+{"text":"deep dish is slop italian beef is kino"}
+{"text":"pizza is great for you, why would you want to give it up? although i had to, except anything i make myself. the salt in goypie effs up my stomach."}
+{"text":"i don't understand, there is no pizza in this pic"}
+{"text":"The crust refers to her thick layer of makeup, cheese as a fatty food is to remove it, scrub it off."}
+{"text":"Don't have the numbers to the last thread </3. Considering visiting a sports doc because I hate how often I plateau despite having gotten past most of my health issues. What are your new goals, /fit/?"}
+{"text":"I will break both of you faggots' non-dominant hand's pinkies and then tenderly rape you at the same time while you cry and make out."}
+{"text":"You are fucking around. Weigh yourself when you wake and note the weight every day, and more your calories consumed every day too. Use a calorie counter app. If the weight doesn't go up over a week then the calories are too low, it's that simple. If your form is fucked up fix it, there are thousands of tutorials online"}
+{"text":"I-I'm not a fag :("}
+{"text":"Gigabased"}
+{"text":"Whenever I see this stupid branch of thread I always think of the cock and ball torture Wikipedia article, why the fuck did you guys have to abbreviate it to cbt"}
+{"text":"Are there any supplements that lower Estrogen and automatisation of Testosterone into E2 without fucking yourself up?"}
+{"text":"Completely over the counter? Nicotine"}
+{"text":"Oh shit nigger I always told you niggers 10mg was too much. I started with 3mg and this month i went for 6mg. Feeling great so far. The 3mg made me increase muscle mass and ive grown a bunch of hair on my upper body (i didnt have it before). No, im not balding but i also take shit tons of biotine"}
+{"text":"An eighth of a 25 mg pill, twice a week"}
+{"text":"6.25-12.5mg/week"}
+{"text":"Boron for the moron"}
+{"text":"I take Mct oil, Vitamind D, Ashwagandha and Lion's Mane."}
+{"text":"Ditch the Clomid, Proviron and HCG and replace with Enclomiphine and low dose Aromasin."}
+{"text":"Zinc 150mg Vit D 10 000 iu Fenugreek 900mg Normal doses of: Vit C Vit A Vit E B6 B12 Fish oil omega 3 Calcium Magnesium Potassium Apple Cidar Vinegar Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does enclo have the same fertility preserving effects as hcg? Also that's a cum stack which proviron helps with"}
+{"text":"150mg of zinc a day What the actual fuck kek. No copper either. Bros gonna have white hair at 30 i"}
+{"text":"Might be just the most underrated cardio ever. Only swimming competes for cardiovascular gains. Incline Treadmill Appreciation Thread"}
+{"text":"I thought 10 Incline 3 MPH 40/45 Minutes was a good ratio. Guess I gotta grind a bit more."}
+{"text":"that is utter bullshit. \"Europe is approximately 10,180,000 sq km, while Texas is approximately 678,052 sq km, making Texas 6.66% the size of Europe.\""}
+{"text":"Greenland alone is over 3 Texas big"}
+{"text":"I transmited the cardio zone autism knowledge to my gf and she lost a bunch of weight in a small time frame. HR monitors (even a cheapo chink smartband) are 100% necessary if you wanna do your shit right on cardio inb4 smartwatches are trash, i track my HR inserting pencils in my nose Kys"}
+{"text":"If you can’t do this an old lady is stronger than you."}
+{"text":"Cope. And seethe."}
+{"text":"if you have no interest in doing this you're smarter than some old lady"}
+{"text":"the real record (male) is over 9 hours"}
+{"text":"Woah that's almost as cool as when Joe Swarthon broke that Guinness world record of breaking 42 consecutive coconuts with his head"}
+{"text":"Kek. Men always do the coolest shit. Cant wait for the world record of fornite dancing for 14 hours. If you are a zoomer reading this, why the fuck havent you done it yet."}
+{"text":"What is your catchphrase you say after completing a set? I say \"Erm, check please?\" \"Erm, check please?\""}
+{"text":"\"...\""}
+{"text":"I always tell my gf \"load the whole stack or go the fuck home\" on leg days. She turned me into a deranged ass lover"}
+{"text":"I'm here to chew gum and kick gum. And I'm all out of gum"}
+{"text":"\"Just one more set to go.\" But I say it after every single set, and I never let anyone work in."}
+{"text":"“Alright, let’s get this show on the road” followed by finger guns at everyone I pass by"}
+{"text":"I have an informal interview at 11 in the morning for a receptionist role at an Everyone Active leisure centre. Any tips?"}
+{"text":"Familiarize yourself with the company. What are their policies? Who's their CEO? What's their mission?"}
+{"text":"parrot technique That's really helpful, I'll keep that in mind t. actually diagnosed autist"}
+{"text":"Show them your dick, 100% hired"}
+{"text":"Yea this, just don’t act like a fucking sperg and be attentive and it’s probably yours. The receptionist is a butt that fills a seat and scans people in"}
+{"text":"Good idea kek That's why I'm gunning for it. It's a chill leisure centre where people scan themselves in and book stuff on the app. Plus I get free membership (included pool access) if I get hired."}
+{"text":"ACK!"}
+{"text":"This is both stupid and brilliant. Honestly a great way to think of scientific communication."}
+{"text":"Are you deaf? The most prominent part of the song is the bass guitar melody."}
+{"text":"That makes so much sense. CICO without macros."}
+{"text":"isnt thatt the bud light dude?"}
+{"text":"The more interesting thing is that the song is full of treble."}
+{"text":"Anon, why you're still not lowering your serotonin to significantly boost your HPG axis and testosterone production? Are you slow?.."}
+{"text":"significantly boost What is the \"significant boost\"? 10%? 15%? So what are the sides when animals take this?"}
+{"text":"What is the \"significant boost\"? 10%? 15%? Around 40%. I done calculations with advanced AI with access to scientific databases and personal guidance through thinking process. So what are the sides when animals take this? Basically none."}
+{"text":"This. Why wouldnt you want to? Are you gay? Jesus dude, thats spooky"}
+{"text":"Conduct independent research on dis dick nigga"}
+{"text":"Low fwhr detected."}
+{"text":"They're so fucking unaffordable. The only option for me is the 2 pack of non organic whole chicken from costco that you have to butcher yourself to get the skinless chicken breast. Thats fucking it. Who do you think I am? Kim Jong Il?"}
+{"text":"The costco whole chicken 2 pack was $0.01 per gram of protein. Everything else is 2, 3, 4 or more times expensive when it comes to the cost for a single gram of protein. So, up to 4 cents per gram? 4$ per 100 grams at the most? Where's the problem here? OP, you're brown, aren't you?"}
+{"text":"There's plenty of things on that list that are cheap both in general and on terms of per gram of protein. The tenderloin you dismissed is cheap per gram of protein. The $0.01 per gram for chicken you bemoaned is cheap - even if you were eating 300g of protein a day. How much protein are aiming for and for what budget? I don't understand how you can think much of this list is exorbitantly expensive. What do you normally eat in a day when not on this diet, on that same budget? And where in that diet do you get your protein from? Seems to me you've got to be a troll, but everyone else seems to be taking you seriously so I guess I'm retarded. No, I think he's doing a roundabout \"plant-based foods like beans/lentils are so much cheaper per gram protein\" troll. Problem was, if they were less CALORIC per gram of protein, they'd be on the RFL diet."}
+{"text":"Even without the RFL diet, the calorie-per-gram is my issue with that argument in general. You can't fit large amounts of protein into your diet without getting fat. OP may think the amount of protein you need for RFL is ridiculous, but even more reasonable estimates on the lower end for fitness and muscle growth can be hard to hit. Not to mention if much or most of your diet is spent inefficiently getting protein, you have less wiggle room to work in nutrients like vitamins and minerals without going over your calorie budget. Some will argue bioavailability of protein as well, but I don't care. I love beans personally. If plant-based is so much cheaper, get some vegan protein powder."}
+{"text":"How did you get fat if you can't afford even the least expensive of these foods? And who's forcing you to do do rfl instead of something else? Losing weight means less calories. Less calories of the same diet costs less money. If that ends up being too little protein because your diet is junk, apply these savings toward higher-protein options. Just one example from the list - a can of tuna is less than a dollar and has 24g of protein or so. Tofu is on the list. A plant-based food, a bean even, though the price ratio obviously doesn't come near dry ones. My local grocery, $2.49 for a pack, 42g protein."}
+{"text":"You are mentally deficient. Do not reproduce."}
+{"text":"My bodybuilder friends told me to stop? I don't want to be lean and mean like them just wanna be strong"}
+{"text":"Yeah you should be drinking water during the week too dummy."}
+{"text":"Coke is full of cancerous chemicals. Just drink whiskey straight or as a highball"}
+{"text":"Men *look* like THIS now?"}
+{"text":"SAUCE ME UP OP"}
+{"text":"Those noses are hot as fuck and you're gay."}
+{"text":"I'm tired of spending $20 every day at work lunch just to eat slop. Can you recommend some meals to prepare to feel full, get my protein, and help lose weight?"}
+{"text":"This is a very retarded way of eating. damn you are like 5'2 100 lbs. 2 potatos is like 200 calories."}
+{"text":"St. Patty's day is going to be lit huh"}
+{"text":"IM EATING LUNCH, BROS AMA"}
+{"text":"missed ur chance gotta go SSEEYA NIGGRS"}
+{"text":"Literally just grab a pound of grass fed ground beef from the grocery store and eat it out of the package without cooking. I do this from trader joes, whole foods, walmart. It's better anyway."}
+{"text":"\"In order to build muscle, you have to put in the work\" \"When your body says \"No, that's hurting\" THAT's when you have to pump it up because that's when you are activating the growth mechanisms\" Legendary quotes by a 4x Olympia"}
+{"text":"When your dick is screaming in agony after the 8th fap this morning when your shaft is showing bruised markings looking like the shape of your fingers only then will you become mr 4x olympia Legendary quote by \"No, thats hurting\" 4x convicted struggle snuggler"}
+{"text":"retarded roidtranny"}
+{"text":"Was going to skip ze gym today, but zat quote \"You gotta put in the work\" has me poomping 'ard."}
+{"text":"What he meant to say was: My body responds exceptionally well to steroids, therefore I'm right giving you training advice based on my genetic superiority in bodybulding."}
+{"text":"Flexible girls are not as good as they seem, you might call me gay but I discovered that the one thing that they were talking about was that they were not even pregnant but they were pregnant with me a few years old. In my honesty opinion you are better off going for more money and money for your family to get a job done before your retirement age. Haven Merits the name of the guy in his room at his house in fort hill he was a man and his father died of heart attack and was killed by himself. I have no idea who the family was at church or what he could be doing for church but if I had to go to his parents house and I was able I could just stay there and he could go over to the family house for church"}
+{"text":"is goatis just a troll or is he serious or what the heck i cant tell when i watch his videos just what the actual heck is going on"}
+{"text":"why does gatis make people seethe so much? cause they pretend to like their veggies and grain sludge?"}
+{"text":"if youre mad about this and not the fact he tried to kill his ex and child you need to get tortured like this too"}
+{"text":"I don't like that he did and I don't like that either bruh. Put the chimp down."}
+{"text":"You are beta faggots if you never wanted to kill your ex. Or you were never in any relationshit at all."}
+{"text":"He tried to kill not just his ex but his child as well. Is that natural? Killing your one offspring, or is it just evidence of severe mental illness? Hmm..."}
+{"text":"Are all the mirrors in the gym for security reasons? I feel like I can't get away with anything because everyone can see me."}
+{"text":"You know, I just can't really do anything fun because people will see. I mean yeah sure I can workout, but past that it just feels like there's alot of witnesses and mirrors at the gym."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm not buying that"}
+{"text":"how about you check deez nutz in your mouth bitch"}
+{"text":"define fun"}
+{"text":"Regarding muscle or strength loss after a month break... I was dumbbell bench pressing 95x10 a month and a half ago but now after resuming, even repping 75x10 I could barely complete a set. With dumbbell rows I just lost maybe 10lbs. Is it uncommon to have such loss with certain muscle groups? Maybe it's because the chest and triceps aren't used as much in daily life, at least mine."}
+{"text":"do the asses of girls like this really stink?"}
+{"text":"I almost always come back stronger after a few weeks of inactivity. What does this mean?"}
+{"text":"depends on genetics, and nutrition, generally, if you eat the same, you wont get weaker for a while, your loss could just be neurological, and might come back after some practice ( like not riding a bike for a while) , but some people lose muscle/strength faster than others."}
+{"text":"i have the same with push ups. if i only fuck around for 1-2 week i need a whole month to get back to the numbers i did before."}
+{"text":"go Lift weights and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony black girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etcc"}
+{"text":"do keto really"}
+{"text":"my dad is my ancestor"}
+{"text":"You saying my ancestors didn't eat bacon? But im not a mudslime"}
+{"text":"Don't you ever shit talk bacon again OP. First and last warning."}
+{"text":"ancestors nice appeal to ghosts are the ancestors in the room with u rite now"}
+{"text":"Cured meats like bacon is a really old invention. They had some pizza-analogues (without tomato) found in the Pompeii relief, talking cows (burger) are also ancient food and frying shit in oil goes way back to egypt or even farther."}
+{"text":"Yo this fits the macros right?"}
+{"text":"bulking meme lmao"}
+{"text":"True, they're almost all horseshit. Even for your example, you need an actual protein bar from the health & fitness supplements aisle, since they will even label plain old granola bars with no additional protein as \"protein bars\". I wish that if they claimed \"protein\" prominently on their box or marketing, they had to put the actual grams per calorie prominently (not per serving/package like they do)."}
+{"text":"Eat this only, pop a multi and drink some water. Tell me why this wouldnt work Have to eat them all to feel full, get hungry four hours later. And it's not high protein. Try light yogurt but make sure you have fiber too."}
+{"text":"agree 100% it's not perfect but this is the best bar i've found. doesn't taste great at all but it's not loaded up with sugar and shit like all the other ones"}
+{"text":"still falling for the plant based \"diet\" meme in 2026 how are there so many idiots? why yes I do want a large serving of oxalates and anti nutrients with a \"healthy\" side of phytotoxins for dinner, please!"}
+{"text":"no one's scared of being poisoned by vegetables, ketoschizo"}
+{"text":"everyone with flags is mentally unstable"}
+{"text":"Why did Andrew Tate lose?"}
+{"text":"I didn't watch the fight but his opponent hit him with some good uppercuts, which any good coach would have known he was especially vulnerable to due to his bad habits. He said he felt like shit after the first round. Maybe he's just too old."}
+{"text":"because . . INHALES This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's ‘one of them’...if you catch my drift."}
+{"text":"Because he's old and doesn't compete anymore so the younger guy who still does was better"}
+{"text":"Protein powder tastes disgusting, chicken gets old fast, tuna is dry as hell. Working out is one thing, eating high protein makes me want to hang myself though."}
+{"text":"Imagine not being able to solve your own problems."}
+{"text":"how do i cook chicken thighs properly? literally the only thing i can make is chicken breasts"}
+{"text":"Depends on what you're making. Can pound them flat and fry quickly with salt and pepper for tasty sandwiches. Also excellent in omelettes just cut up"}
+{"text":"You need to learn how to cook. Also get proper cook ware. Cast iron pan; stainless steel/copper/glass sauce pans/pots; utensils are ideally metal, and wood/stone cutting boards. If you live in an area with shitty tap water, make an effort to cook with distilled water. I don't know if you cook like a retarded nigger, but you complain like someone who doesn't know how to cook. Veggies are your friends that make the stinky meat taste good."}
+{"text":"Get creative with meats faggot. Plenty of great recipes out there or drench it in salsa or hot sauce like I do."}
+{"text":"Bulked too long now I'm the reverse plapjak"}
+{"text":"are you actually plapping though? also its nice to see east china men fuck dogs, cows, sheep, chickens etc."}
+{"text":"How does that even happen? Guys fuck fatties because we're constantly horny. Women are far more selective"}
+{"text":"Women are far more selective at uni there was this 5 foot brown woman (born in me cuntry so no passport maxxer) and she was dating this 6'1 neckbeard who must have been at least 280 pounds idk what causes this chances are they are still together (haven't seen them since novembre)"}
+{"text":"some women are into it. people have niches, you gotta find your niche."}
+{"text":"women don't select men based solely on looks, there's also status, power, money and charisma at play. Also women have their fetishes too"}
+{"text":"Why do people still give a shit about Flat Bench Press when Incline is the one that actually matters? Your chest will look like bitchtits, if you don't focus on Incline. Upper Chest is what gives you that nice meaty look in tanktops. All you get from flat is bitchtits."}
+{"text":"That's what happens when non whites move in"}
+{"text":"it lands in not giving you big ol' tittays bp is okay for chicks tho as long as you use dumbbells if you're gonna bp with a barbell make sure you use the safeties"}
+{"text":"translation error?"}
+{"text":"learn to use your knees to push the weight up before you lean back"}
+{"text":"Are you doing at least 130lbs in each hand?"}
+{"text":"DYEL here, whenever I'm about to fail a rep I think of Goku going super saiyan 3 and push until I make it, is this normal? Am I autistic?"}
+{"text":"Yeah and nikola tesla and newton and da vinci curiously all people before DSM-3 yet the moment diagnosis became broader and more accurate autistic world changers stopped popping up almost as if it's a fake disease and scam and your spaghetti spilling ass is nowhere to close to the genius of these men just because you waste your life min-maxxing RTS map coloring games"}
+{"text":"I do the same, I watch Dragonball or Bleach while doing cardio. I don't think I would be able to go 40 minutes straight otherwise. Imo, you have nothing to be ashamed of, now it's your duty to create a physique that mogs everyone out of respect for Akira Toriyama"}
+{"text":"Nah, those were closeted homos and/or chuds with nothing else going on their lifes"}
+{"text":"I literally have a poster of SS2 Gohan in my room as workout motivation. My build has been described as \"Romanesque\". I also have autism, take that for what you will."}
+{"text":"I hope you get raped and then shot, newfag This /thread"}
+{"text":"This is what 1 month can do"}
+{"text":"you got fatter nice work bro"}
+{"text":"Yeah being ripped all the time is not naturally possible for most people to maintain year round Most people can force their body into being ripped for a couple weeks or months but then it rubberbands back and the body fires back and starts forcing you to eat more without you even realising"}
+{"text":"You got tatts?"}
+{"text":"Is this good form? Do these flippy-floppy open-sesame in-and-out hand rotations do anything?"}
+{"text":"roiding What are you talking about, man? This is just the normal physique of a OxyShred consumer. You know, it's a global fitness essential™. Make the change™."}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell."}
+{"text":"My dudes, she’s so hot I just feel ashamed what my 14,5 cm erect could do."}
+{"text":"sauce plz"}
+{"text":"What are you talking about, man? This is just the normal physique of a OxyShred consumer. You know, it's a global fitness essential™. Make the change™. And yet she's pretty stacked for a woman make up your fucking mind bitch bot gpt biceps: delt: i am gonna do it, i like it, just without back support with straight spine and scaps dropped down and out and don't press out and slower - did it yesterday and i fancy it a lot :D i really like what it did to my lower traps and delts of course"}
+{"text":"ITT /fit/ will create the perfect workout routine, each poster post one workout to add to it (ex. 3x12 bench press) Go!"}
+{"text":"Covertly look at boobies and ass x arrest"}
+{"text":"1x10min jerk off twice a year."}
+{"text":"20x20 Back \"The Raped\" Squats RPE 10"}
+{"text":"1x3 Make Hitler Proud"}
+{"text":"Why is strongman a bunch of random meme events? Why isn't there more standardization so people can treat it like a normal sport?"}
+{"text":"it used to be that they would use real cars for the spectacle and relatability for the average joe legend has it a genius strongman just drove so they changed it"}
+{"text":"Test this in your mind, name 5 powerlifters, 5 Olympic lifters, and 5 strongmen. Which came easier? I was thinking about Garance Rigaud at the time. Can you even name 5 powerlifters? Larry Wheels nigga"}
+{"text":"Your antiwhite bitch screeching is frankly trite and pathetic anon. You massive faggot."}
+{"text":"it's more fun this way, there are enough super serious and well-defined sports out there so I appreciate how some people prefer to dedicate themeselves to wackier stuff"}
+{"text":"But there is a set of standardized strongman events and the point is that you're supposed to be able to handle all of them even if all aren't always contested."}
+{"text":"sup /fit/fellas /int/ and/vg/ poster here, I started doing dumbbell curls or whatever and after the second time the tendon or whatever in my right elbow hurts and hurts a lot if I try to make my arm fully straight, forcing me to keep it in a bisexual position. My question for you guys is, should I just keep doing what I was doing anyways or should I rest? Keep it simple, I'm not getting deep into this shit"}
+{"text":"Or whatever? Have you tried palpating the tender area to find the exact location of the source of your pain? Do you breath properly? with words like 'whatever' being thrown around, it sounds like you don't exercise properly. Do you do push ups?"}
+{"text":"Could you beat these dwarves?"}
+{"text":"names on the women, not the black one tho"}
+{"text":"humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"I will take the black woman. I volunteer."}
+{"text":"didn't even try burying their faces in those tits dwarves used to be based"}
+{"text":"as a 5'6 'male' this is my sexual dream"}
+{"text":"if you find this cringe, you're a gymcel"}
+{"text":"is all this women hate some sort of gubment psyop? this shit is strange!!"}
+{"text":"I disagree. I think women are doing just as bad as men, but they signal on social media about how happy they are to keep up appearances."}
+{"text":"Do women ever think the misandry of other women is a government psyop?"}
+{"text":"Do women ever think the misandry of other women is a government psyop? maybe but hating men is more believable all the women hate seems excessive to me but i guess anonymity is a factor"}
+{"text":"I don't think it's hating women as much as hating the effect they have of making us hate ourselves. There's shitty retarded women out there, and men too. According to JLP it's all hatred for the mother. I can see that being most of the truth."}
+{"text":"Just got some blood test done Total Testosterone 3.97 ng/mL Free Testosterone 16.00 pg/mL Is it over? I have orgasmic anhedonia since a year btw, might be related."}
+{"text":"Dude, go on a roid cycle"}
+{"text":"yeah i'm a man, never taken roids, i'm in perfect health despite the illness mentioned. go outside everyday, lift, eat healthy etc. no I'm not in london"}
+{"text":"Youre mixing up dl and ml. OP's on the lower half but not low T."}
+{"text":"this,but op is probably western pussy who gonna do some jewish sarm shit instead"}
+{"text":"All roids are kike shit. I'm never doing that, I wanna stay human."}
+{"text":"Why are you ignoring your heart health?"}
+{"text":"Bringing on the heart break, bringing on the heart ache"}
+{"text":"idk about that senpai, I eat 8eggs a day and a liter of whole milk"}
+{"text":"humans have been eating meat, dairy and eggs and their derivatives for thousands of years suddenly they're bad and cause heart attacks and cancer also by chance we've slowly introduced sneed oils, refined sugars and (((plant-based))) alternatives to our diets sure"}
+{"text":"Jews are statistically likely to be antiwhite,push corruption of our Western norms and values. Yes. Quite sad really. But it is their choice to be antiwhite, so our right to kick them out or worse. I enjoy eggs way too much, sorry broski."}
+{"text":"Jews are statistically likely to be antiwhite,push corruption of our Western norms and values. Source for this"}
+{"text":"Best lifts and supplements to increase prefrontal cortex volume and connectivity and decrease default mode network activity? On some days i feel absolutely in tune with the world, performing flawless task execution like a mercenary. On other days i feel like retarded dummy, too much in my head filled with nonsense and unable to focus on anything. It affects lifting sessions too."}
+{"text":"similar effect as 3 glasses of red wine. look on psychonaut wiki how to trip correctly with it. taking with olive oil was a stronger trip than without. start early in the evening, like at 6 PM, do redose. start big and small redoses. You just wanna close your eyes, sit and chill and do nothing. tingles in the fingertips. i think i had depressive episode after it though."}
+{"text":"I think these sorts of things are only worth it if you've got a lot of money to piss away. I think they're too hit or miss with people. It may provide some benefits for you if you're lucky. Chances are they're probably not gonna be that noticeable though. That's why if you do have a lot of money to piss away then yeah i'd say it's worth it."}
+{"text":"Nigga nigger"}
+{"text":"Brvtal..."}
+{"text":"You eat HOW MANY EGGS A DAY?! ... AND A GALLON OF WHAT?!"}
+{"text":"swaps water in food for brine, making it harder for bacteria and disease to develop"}
+{"text":"You don't understand doc, I take health advice from 4chan and everyone there is ultra based and they know everything and I never felt healt -ACK"}
+{"text":"LIGHT WEIGHT BABY kek"}
+{"text":"They come out hole"}
+{"text":"I have a gif for that too, but not on a blue board."}
+{"text":"start eating better and doing more cardio morning wood comes back"}
+{"text":"yes that is how better circulation works"}
+{"text":"It's because every time someone says an actual real solution (e.g., leave the house, make friends) the solution is derided as soi-pilled and gay. It astounds me that internet culture makes being friendless and spending 90% of your life in your room into Based Sigma Grindsetmaxxing and then everyone wonders why life is depressing and lonely and magicless. Then some retard like the video in the OP comes along and sells them a bullshit solution via a sponsored link. Insane."}
+{"text":"But you didn't post anything yet."}
+{"text":"It's easy to state an aphorism when it doesn't actually mean anything."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I have a trt prescription through a clinic but am really considering just ordering a bunch of test and masteron from a US distributor online. I am also retarded"}
+{"text":"Opinion on Taxifolin? I have exclusively cheap access to it ($1 for 1g) because i live in Russia where most of it is produced from Larix Sibirica. Should i megadose on it and leave humanity behind?"}
+{"text":"Have you ever had a girl spot you?"}
+{"text":"When I was benching for the first time at the YMCA as a young jit I sat at a bench next to a lean muscular granny (maybe mid 60s) who was benching 1pl8. Promptly got pinned under the bar trying to match her weight and she saved me then walked me through how to bench. I'd only trust her."}
+{"text":"For reference it's like an incline bench but with a straight seat. Not the easiest to rerack one since i was doing standing ohp and i insisted for some reason to face the seat and try to rack it which is very awkward"}
+{"text":"Yeah and her dick kept flopping on my face it was super distracting"}
+{"text":"Women should only be used for breeding."}
+{"text":"keyed"}
+{"text":"200-400 calories can get the individual packets for as low as 30 cents depending on your grocery store hydrating, filling consumed all over East Asia on a daily basis but they're still thinner than the west why do they want us to hate instant ramen?"}
+{"text":"The sodium content, mainly. Although a lot of pasta sauces also have a shitload of sodium and people just don't notice it."}
+{"text":"That's because it's masked with either fats or sugar."}
+{"text":"this shit is usually fried, retards here don't know shit about basedbean oil content of this junk"}
+{"text":"At that point it's cheaper to just buy unpackaged noodles."}
+{"text":"Its deep fried"}
+{"text":"Is there some sort of routine to uptake so I can stop feeling empty? Recently ive been feeling like theres a hole in my chest,im tired and having a nagging that im unfufilled its really fucking annoying because I dont live a life where I feel like in lacking anything but a girlfriend. I dont make good money sure but I definitely dont need to hustle. Its bizzare and im ready to fix this shit."}
+{"text":"Is there some sort of routine to uptake so I can stop feeling empty? No."}
+{"text":"Thats caused by 5G radiation Get a faraday cage and wear silver infused clothes"}
+{"text":"You have borderline personality disorder and you should seek a doctor to explain to you that you'll never not feel empty"}
+{"text":"theres a hole in my soul you can see it in my face its a real big place"}
+{"text":"Look up the christpill and churchmaxxing"}
+{"text":"Is /fit/ finally giving up on the \"men peak in their 30s\" cope in 2026?"}
+{"text":"fisetin failed the itp"}
+{"text":"I will know when your car is crushed by Jaspreet’s 18 wheeler."}
+{"text":"fisetin failed the itp implying failing the ITP makes something useless our foul year of the molecule skill issues (((2026))) Alpha lipoic acid also failed le ITP but Bryan Johnson probably wouldn't need hearing A.I.D.S. if he were on it. t. knower"}
+{"text":"yeah I still peak deez"}
+{"text":"The main issue imo is full time work. Not enough time leads to lack of exercise, relationships, etc- you get money but sacrifice all the rest. Fine if you're doing that for your family but if you don't have one it becomes an issue. Also in my experience men are way more doomer about turning 30 than women. Women (especially single women) like to talk about how they're still young, etc."}
+{"text":"The secret is high intensity and high volume, BUT low exercise selection per session. Only doing 1 maybe 2 lifts per session."}
+{"text":"but im bigger than you so that cant work fagonaut"}
+{"text":"/fit/"}
+{"text":"I made my best gains doing the same lifts 3 days a week, 3 sets per exercise."}
+{"text":"post them lift weights"}
+{"text":"10 sets of 10 reps 3 times a week"}
+{"text":"What really causes balding?"}
+{"text":"DHT"}
+{"text":"Seed oils."}
+{"text":"ima circumcised with a thick head of hair kek"}
+{"text":"Jeez you must be fun at parties"}
+{"text":"genetics"}
+{"text":"need to sleep to recover and build muscle cant sleep more than 3 hours straight Chat am I cooked?"}
+{"text":"chat Rope up"}
+{"text":"Feel you Bro. Ever since I started working the night shift, my lifts have stalled"}
+{"text":"you need to fix that if you want to do well at this do a proper wind down with less screen exposure. get the fuck to bed and stay there. you do need to fix the sleep continuity, but at least just stay in bed and rest your body and that will help. my biggest tip to sleep better is to spend your day better. you'll be more willing to sleep when your day is well spent"}
+{"text":"here another thing that helped me was to stop trying to squeeze more activity out of the end of the day. say it's 10pm and i never got around to doing the self-study i want to do or playing the game i wanted to play. do it in the morning. there's nothing to gain from staying up later. being up before everyone else is glorious"}
+{"text":"I think he thinks he's being ironic and silly. What he doesn't know is that his life is in literal danger for posting this. Tell him what you are going to do to him anon. Tell him that you are going to sneak into his bed during his 3 hours of sleep and describe in detail what you are feeling right now sexually."}
+{"text":"Sorry if I don't remember the 4 panel correctly 1. Bookmaxxing 2. Foidmaxxing 3. Carmaxxing 4. Physiquemaxxing"}
+{"text":"the holy bible is a bunch of jew stories relabelled for a mass audience, also its nice to see east china men fuck dogs, cows, chickens, antelopes etc."}
+{"text":"Based and wolf pilled."}
+{"text":"Got to make room for Reddit tranny, demoralisatiom and gooner threads I guess"}
+{"text":"Jannies banned anyone who created and commented on self improvement general"}
+{"text":"Not fitness related"}
+{"text":"What lifts do you need to do to look big / aesthetic in street clothes?"}
+{"text":"weighted pull up preacher curl bench press overhead press"}
+{"text":"I love crinkle shoulder shirts off amazon. Where the shoulders are all like... wavey or whatever."}
+{"text":"I wear a pump cover so that nobody can see how big I am"}
+{"text":"Pressing movements of all varieties basically"}
+{"text":"What does he do if his nipples get hard?"}
+{"text":"Why do I have a different soreness after doing sets of push-ups vs other chest exercises(machine chest press, dumbbell chest press, shoulder press)? After push-ups i feel extra soreness in my upper back muscles in addition to the usual anterior delt and pec soreness. To my knowledge these muscles aren't explicitly worked during push exercises."}
+{"text":"Higher reps more lactic acid or whatever else. Failure is kind of weird because there's multiple ways it can happen but they all feel the same to us. You can fail on the neurons they just either don't have the capacity to recruit enough fibers to keep moving the weight, you can fail on atp utilization you just run out, you fail on a lactic acid threshold basically you exceed your ability to clear the metabolites fast enough and your muscles can't keep going like they're suffocating. If you're failing on a lift in higher rep ranges it's probably one of the metabolic factors and those are more likely to give doms."}
+{"text":"\"why do i have soreness in stabilizing muscles after doing a free weight/bodyweight exercise that uses stabilizing muscles, but not after doing machines that require less stabilizing?\" good thread, op"}
+{"text":"Is duh ansah stabaleezers?"}
+{"text":"I am 5'5 220 rn and thats mostly fat. As of recent I have been working out and want to know if what im doing is effective at all. I do 20 push ups 30 sit-ups 20 minute mile at 3mph at 3 incline Then 10 minutes of 2mph at 5 incline 10 curls (25lb) 10 shoulder presses (25lb) 1 minute plank I do all of this everyday, and rest on Friday. I dont know anything about working out so please let me now if im being retarded. Thanks."}
+{"text":"My bad! First time on here sorry"}
+{"text":"Been on a deficit for a while now yeah, just looking to had muscle now"}
+{"text":"I am 5'5 220 rn and thats mostly fat. built for bottoming"}
+{"text":"You're kidding right? Maybe take your entire workout. Multiply it by 5 sets, or time x5 then that's kind of a workout? If youre a woman itd be pretty good, but based on your post. You're a troon and no. You won't see any major improvements"}
+{"text":"Cont. For shoulders alone, the 3 muscle groups. Forward lifts 45lbs 20 rep each arm. Side 25lb for 20. Rear ill do 3 things varrying on how my muscles feel. But I go till burn out, not 10. Most times I'll exceed 20, but mimium is 20. 25= +5lbs for -5rep. Workout with the intent to push yourself to the limit. Not.. a 2mph walk. Wtf?"}
+{"text":"I hate squats, like I bench the same as I squat, that's how bad I am at it. But I just discovered the box squats and I think it changed my life"}
+{"text":"What do box squats do that make it so much better for you"}
+{"text":"I am not sure I can squat 2 plates, let alone 3, which is my bench. I only DL 4 too."}
+{"text":"Either the box is high enough that you dont have to do the depth you were doing squatting normally, or you have bad technique. Rebounding at the bottom of the squat is what makes normal squats easier than box squats. Hit depth and jump right back up. In theory. IMO: unless you're a powerlifter dont worry about it and box squat away."}
+{"text":"cheat using the leg press, extension, and leg curl machine plus deadlifts grow big legs anyways i have horrible balance and a glass back, i do not feel comfortable at all going deep with squats this leads to the hilarious clown fiesta that are my lifts, 1.5/3/1/4"}
+{"text":"Is Methylene Blue good for the elderly? I take it and feel increased focus and decreased anxiety. My grandma is living in the house, and my parents are thinking she's gonna die. She's got a pacemaker and some bad digestion issues. Also, I believe in the power of the subconscious mind. Joseph Murray wrote about the power of the subconscious mind. And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved out of the emergency room. Because she's not getting better. They've set up a room in the dining room that is meant to be comfortable. It has some kind of oxygen machine. A nurse is supposed to supervise every other night. My mom has given me the understanding that we are just making her comfortable while we're waiting for her to die. I believe in the power of positive thinking. Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. Tell me what to tell her to say. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. Tell me how to do that, please."}
+{"text":"You are an Indian Jew? Sorry to hear your misfortune"}
+{"text":"Your grandma died a long time ago, faggot She's pathetic"}
+{"text":"NAD+ is better"}
+{"text":"It's placebo af"}
+{"text":"nigger don't give your grandma methylene blue or any other snake oil shit if you care about her then cook vegetable heavy meals and fish for her and get her drinking green tea or at least some other herbal tea (unless she is on blood thinners) green tea can make you poop at first but it's really good for your digestion and try to get her to exercise even if it's just waving her arms around or walking around the house"}
+{"text":"You don't eat grain sludge, poisonous unnatural vegetables and seeds, right anon? Maybe you need a primal raw meat diet"}
+{"text":"PeanutButterGamer?"}
+{"text":"tall lesbian"}
+{"text":"I was at 10-15% body weight in my teens while eating meat and veggies plus fish. I am 5'6 now, so much for muh nutrition bitch. omg this starving tribe increased their height by 2 inches by eating!!"}
+{"text":"Big poofy hair Bangs coming down to eyebrows like some wannabe emo Forehead still clearly visible You know we notice, right? Let this be a lesson: focus on your hairline before you waste time on meme diets."}
+{"text":"Of course I eat yummy plant toxins bruh cuz I fell for (((probiotics))) and totally digestion-mog all the kidneylets. I also eat meat but cook it with minimal glycation just enough to achieve proteome denaturation catastrophe in Escherichia coli. t. not a 'tard"}
+{"text":"Why shouldn't I?"}
+{"text":"Sextape googling skill issues"}
+{"text":"neat"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of when there was a massive power outage in israel and all nog porn/muh dik posting ceased entirely on this site until power was restored."}
+{"text":"Larkin love if she lost 15+ lbs"}
+{"text":"It's fine. It's touching. Men really are the romantic gender"}
+{"text":"It's actually fucking beautiful. Love is real, women can be genuinely loving. There is no feeling in the world like true love, blackpillers can't say shit because they haven't experienced it. I never thought Bryan Jhonson could be so based."}
+{"text":"His nose getting longer with each clip. Tragic"}
+{"text":"clip shows true love lookismcel fixates on most superficial physical detail"}
+{"text":"please keep this thread bumped as i haven't had time to get through his entire post yet"}
+{"text":"What do you eat for breakfast?"}
+{"text":"what you use a plastic cutting board and scissors or something?"}
+{"text":"Bowl of cereal w milk and a banana, 400cal lasts me ~3hrs. Used to have coffee but quit to help me sleep."}
+{"text":"Peanut butter and banana sandwich with a glass of milk."}
+{"text":"rösti wit 3 eggs slathered in hot sauce"}
+{"text":"6 egg whites 28g grated parmesan or sharp cheddar Black coffee/boomer sip/gorilla mind energy drink"}
+{"text":"Well /fit/?"}
+{"text":"Hapened last night alone at the gym 16-18 yo skinny-fat comes in nods to me goes to do upper pulley with 30kg and seems to be in pain tries to hide it with a bad poker face after couple of minutes goes to a different machine goes throught all the machines like it was some kind if amusement park I_have_seen_enough.exe ask \"Are you sure you know what’s up?\" The skinny fat gazes at me and tries to stutter something \"Beg Pardon??\" <\"What do you me..?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no i'm home gympilled"}
+{"text":"B with rest times of one or one and a half minutes where you alternate sets between antagonistic muscle groups. Supersets done the correct way. E.g press 1, pull 1, press 2, pull 2 and so on. Sometimes I keep one main lift for the day where I do the classic rest for 3-5 minutes in between multiple sets across, but you don't have to if you don't chase numbers. You can do this on upper/lower splits or a full body program. Right now I am supersetting bench+squat on one day and OHP+deadlift on another for sets of 4-6. I do take 2-3 mins in between sets on these. Then I go superset a bunch of machines for sets of 8-15. You get to do twice the total volume within the same amount of time if you lift this way while set performance is barely impaired at all vs waiting 2-4 mins in between like you'd normally do. Not my fault that you choose to lift in a jeet packed globohomo gym where doing this is impractical."}
+{"text":"Power walk? More like power wack! Hahaha right guys? *spits on your shoes* How about you power walk off a cliff next time? K chiefy?"}
+{"text":"It’s fun to work two adjacent muscles at the same time and then sweep from one bias to another and then back over 5 sets. set 1: supinated curl ser 2: semi-pronated curl set 3: hammer curl set 4: semi-pronated curl set 5: supinated curl You can do something similar with quite a few different exercises."}
+{"text":"Is pole dancing good for /fit/ness, or is it another meme?"}
+{"text":"That's crazy"}
+{"text":"did she die?"}
+{"text":"I think so. Not sure though"}
+{"text":"Idk, tenere is clean though"}
+{"text":"Fatty here. Down 8lbs from 288 doing low carb since mid December and feeling like utter shit Was recommended by my doc of this diet last year, (my diet was very carb heavy.) now I barely eat any carbs at all, I work long hours, than walk for nearly 30 min a day and I feel like sleeping forever after it I’m mid20s so not that old. Will this eventually pass"}
+{"text":"yes when you reach a healthy weight and can maintain at a normal amount of calories obviously"}
+{"text":"I won’t read fat threads"}
+{"text":"American \"I work long hours\" low carb faling apart in his mid-20 Tale as old as time lmao"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"weighted dips weighted pull ups weighted ab crunches cable biceps bulgarian split squats with DBs lat raises IS ALL YOU NEED"}
+{"text":"Hypothetically speaking, is it anatomically possible for a male with a 4in penis to have sex with a woman with this kind of body?"}
+{"text":"no slampig for you"}
+{"text":"She needs a real, BLACK man."}
+{"text":"Well maybe we sometimes do stuff like that..."}
+{"text":"What's fit verdict on cold cuts, charcuterie, etc... It's a tough one because yes it's processed but it's also ancient and full of protein. I love it but I am starting to wonder if it's the real culprit for my random acne breakouts"}
+{"text":"verdict I like them and sometimes buy some cuts but even leaving the cancer concerns, they have a shit ton of sodium, so they're not good for daily consumption"}
+{"text":"It's protein, eat it and let your body figure it out. they have a shit ton of sodium You lose sodium when you sweat. You sweat a lot more than a regular person because you work out. You can eat more sodium."}
+{"text":"You can eat more sodium. No, I already eat enough"}
+{"text":"'ll take a gabagool, provolone and vinegar peppers. Fuckin agent Harris, with his veal parm hero, or whatever the fuck, ruining Tony's appetite"}
+{"text":"Prosciutto is fine because it’s just salt and meat, so can be eaten every day. Generally also most stuff cured with nitrates is okay as long as you aren’t eating it daily but it’s not ideal to eat as a main protein source"}
+{"text":"I’m one week sober today. What do sober people do with their days when they don’t have any irl friends and have already manic cleaned their apartment to stave off boredom? I don’t want to bed rot all day or play vidya really. It’s also freezing where I live, otherwise I’d normally take a walk or something"}
+{"text":"6 years sober here, same boat, no traditional job to interact with people. I'm alone with my dog most days and I have an attractive asian foid I spend time with occasionally. Just go day to day making it a point to try something new. Eat at the weird restaurant, go to the anime gacha store etc. Hobby after hobby. Read books. I imported a drift car from japan and learned how to do auto paint in my garage. I take lots of vacations with my discord friends. Idk man, you just gotta hobbymaxx"}
+{"text":"Diy projects unironically, fixing my shower room ceiling rn"}
+{"text":"I paint little plastic soldiers Femstodes are gay and GW are the enemy though, so don't give them your money"}
+{"text":"I'm not. People in my life have gotten addicted to drugs. I'm clean and get sporadic random drug tests at work. Good job outing yourself as ESL though"}
+{"text":"Go out for a run or something"}
+{"text":"If you can't at MINIMUM jog a 5k without stopping to catch your breath then you are not fit. Simple as."}
+{"text":"being in the top 1% of runners it what it takes to not be a baby"}
+{"text":"Ur a hamster bitch"}
+{"text":"take away the people that take an hour to go 5 kilometers now, take away the people that run it in longer than 30 minutes"}
+{"text":"being in the top 25% of young athletes is what it takes to not be a baby bro I'm almost 40, if I do a 20 minute 5k and can rep out 1/2/3/4 I will be STOKED. and I'm almost there..."}
+{"text":"The 20 minute 5k (3 miles?) is the rough one <7 minute miles while being at a weight where 1/2/3/4 is realistic? Better be cut as shit and 180 instead of 230+ bloatlord. Also, throw in 8-10 pull ups in there for good measure and a 2 minute plank."}
+{"text":"Anyone fixed this? Constant numb pain in my elbows, have to sit at a desk all day."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Sleeping with my arm straight (use an elbow brace if necessary) and putting padding under my elbows while sitting at my desk has helped immensely, but it comes back from time to time. Hopefully other anons can weight in."}
+{"text":"Gentle rolling with a tennis ball helps reduce pain, but be really gentle. Get some chick dumbbells and do some wrist extension/flexion"}
+{"text":"Get more sunlight. Improves your muscles, bones and joints"}
+{"text":"ty"}
+{"text":"Which fish should I eat?"}
+{"text":"Its funny you say this, because I never really thought about this consciously. 4chan did take a massive drop in intelligence. 10 / 15 years ago or something, 4chan was like the 'autist hangout corner' of the internet. It was weird, it was cringy, but people were actually smart. In fact, it was probably the intelligence and autismo of the average user that led to the weirdness of this place. But right now, everything is much different. Most people seem absolutely retarded, and the place has lost its 'charming weirdness', and regressed to utter retardation and annoying spam instead. I guess this really is a case of underground autist hangout becoming mainstream.."}
+{"text":"and regressed to utter retardation and annoying spam instead. well, I'd suggest that a large part of the spam is because the MSM caught \"The FEAR\" about Anonymous and the \"Infamous hacker site 4CHAN\" and so it became flooded with journos who wanted to see just what made the \"Internet HATE Machine\" tick. Then as they realized that a massive amount of the memes that were going viral on SocMed shit like Facefuck, Plebbit and Twattlord were coming from here and other places like it, they did what they ALWAYS do, and tried to commodify it. The other aspect is of course, the weaponized autism in digging up shit NOBODY with power wanted to be found. By the time 2015 had rolled around, Clownworld had become so prevalent and common, that large NGOs and Intelligence orgs that specialized in statecraft, realized that infiltration and control of this once wild, uncensored artist freefuckyouforall playground was the key to wresting back control from the chaos magicians and the truthsayers who dilligaf'd merrily along throwing golden apples at the feet of the hylics and scowl-laughing hysterically. Now there seems to be only 2 main drives here for the site: Make it as abrasive and boring as possible so the next consooomers of it treat it as just another semi-passive, edgy \"Channel\" and Drive forward all narratives that seem subversive, yet really just reinforce the carefully cultivated \"Learned helplessness\" and doomer Blackpill junkies, and QUASH any positive dissent and attempts at collaboration IRL. TL;DR: Used to be, but is no more, this fucking site 's just another e-whore. Remember: Everytiem you waste time and energy arguing with a troll here, you've allowed them to steal anywhere from 15 minutes to HOURS of your life, that you will NEVER get back, on pointless shit that doesn't even matter and you won't even remember a week from now."}
+{"text":"Cod, nigga"}
+{"text":"Not only the MSM, since 2015 or so there are active PR campaigns for politicians. These niggers turned my cozy place into a propaganda machine, no one is joyful anymore, /b/ is literally just a pedo board with no sense of humor, /tv/ and /mu/ are good as dead, /fit/ is a den of looksmaxxing faggots, the vast majority of boards is foaming at the mouth and ready to seethe about whatever dumb ass political/cultural thing happened, it's mega over for the old-school Internet users who just want to have a laugh and call each other slurs mirthfully"}
+{"text":"so there are active PR campaigns for politicians. Perhaps I wasn't clear about the Statecraft intel. and NGOs like ShareBlue, et al. But yeah... all the rest you say is true. I've even tried to help with other start-up chans. Our--...Frens--... Every single time it's flooded with bad actors and agents, until finally the owners and Mods just give up and shut down, or they lose their shit and go off the rails. Still, Even if I end up in a shadowB&, sequestered, surrounded by b0ts and shills illusion site, I'll STILL be cranking out \"Handmade\" OC and shouting NIGGER into the void. Then I'll go and touch grass for a while Innawoods."}
+{"text":"I have never seen a fucking line for the fucking cable machine before, these New Year's resolutioners are killing me bros it's so over and I'm never gonna make it"}
+{"text":"Plenty of space if you wake up early"}
+{"text":"yfw"}
+{"text":"Go in the morning Waking up early sucks dick but I almost never have to fight for equipment in the 6:00 - 7:30 timeframe"}
+{"text":"Bought a bunch of veggies, sardines, chicken, beans, chickpeas, the other day. Spent like $150. Fucks sake. Now I decided I dont want to eat any of it anymore. I want to do alternate day fasting, and on my eating days Ill eat one frozen pizza and a couple of burgers. Each pizza has about 1.5k calories in it. I feel like eating shouldnt be miserable. Eating sardines and broccoli is miserable. So Im doing this. Bad idea? Might take a multi too."}
+{"text":"It’s been a long time, I shouldn’ta left you Without a strong rhyme to step to"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Little Caesar's"}
+{"text":"progressive overload train to failure strength rep range caloric surplus only DYELs do this post body"}
+{"text":"Post body"}
+{"text":"Post body"}
+{"text":"Why did u steal my picture?"}
+{"text":"How's your gym? I might actually start to quit mine because the equipment is getting ass and the people there are getting worse."}
+{"text":"got done with a machine, went to clean it just to not find any towels who cares wtf"}
+{"text":"My gym has old equipment and theres a hanful of google reviews complaining about it. Normies ruin everything, the owner is younger and into old school bodybuilding so I can't imagine him budging but I can see why it happens"}
+{"text":"A lot of old people go there"}
+{"text":"just check it out before signing up, and try touring it during hours you would expect to go yourself. the one near me seemed like a good deal and had nice equipment on paper, but it was packed as fuck and the machines were so close together, people were literally bumping into each other. as someone who likes his gyms as empty as possible i 360ed the fuck outta there. on the upside, it had like 8 cages, 8 diddly/clean platforms, plenty of cable machines, and a sauna"}
+{"text":"Also just to add visit on a saturday to get a true feel for the place."}
+{"text":"Hey so I'm looking to lose a lot of weight, I've been a slob for a very long time. Last time I went to a gym was all the way back in late 2015 when I was a teen. Now I'm nearing 26 years old and I need a real change. I don't try and take care of my physical health because in many ways I felt like it wouldn't make a difference to my life. I bought a bench and some weights last year and did a few months trying hard but I quit after seeing no difference despite pushing hard. I'm not strong naturally or athletic, your standard fat nerd type but I do have a love for music. Play a variety of instruments that includes drums which is very physical and as you can imagine I have no stamina. More than anything I am a vain person who just wants to lose weight to look better when I'm singing on stage. Most photos that get taken of me I absolutely hate because of how badly overweight I am. So here's the issue of going to a proper gym, due to financial difficulty I still live in the same town as I did growing up. Meaning some of the people I went to school with and used to hang around with are still here. The last thing I need is them seeing me at a gym and how bad I've let myself go. Not trying to brag but it's a middleclass area as well so lots of them have become doctors and lawyers etc and I am a loser in comparison. Plus I don't like people either, I don't want to talk to personal trainers or make friends there. I just want to work out and go the fuck home."}
+{"text":"tl;dr faggot no one wants to read all that shit but you can go very far with cardio and calisthenics. that shit is literally free, go run and do pull ups and you can lose fat and develop a decent looking body. also stop eating like a fatass inb4 hurr durr i can't do it because some bullshit reason like the weather/my knees hurt when I'm outside/i have anxiety idgaf"}
+{"text":"You won't lose weight from working out alone unless you're also in a calorie deficit no matter where you work out"}
+{"text":"Count calories/protein and use the weights you bought. Put in consistent effort. Gay blog"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, man. You think people didn't lose weight before Planet Fitness existed? Quit being a faggot already and run around the block or something, you fat turd."}
+{"text":"Which weights do you have"}
+{"text":"I just bought an air fryer since I'm tired of cooking the same foods the same way all the time. What can I cook with this? I'm thinking potatoes will be much easier to cook, as well as everything breaded Any tips? What are your air fryer fit meals?"}
+{"text":"its metal retard"}
+{"text":"Tofu crisps up really well in the air fryer. Also I'm gay"}
+{"text":"Lol, me too, it was delivered 30 minutes ago"}
+{"text":"Post pics and your first meal with it"}
+{"text":"maybe later, gotta go lift, maybe i'll roast some veggies later. I cooked 3 pounds of meet 2 days ago so that's taken care of but i intend to do a lot of meat on it."}
+{"text":"As the title says, I would like to share my recent experience in overcoming my stagnant bench press. From 2022-2025, my bench press increased a whopping 10 pounds. This is after applying numerous methods to my bench. Deloads, powerlifting cycles, you name it I've probably tried it. For stats, I'm 5'8 and currently around 168lbs. I've been lifting for over 10 years, and my previous max bench went from 285-295 over the course of close to 3 and a half years. So for my new routine, I changed how I approached bench press entirely. As a personal trainer, I had constant access to gym equipment, and being that I had competed in amateur powerlifting competitions previously, the owner had no problem with me applying this methodology during working hours. I understand that this training style will not be compatible with most full-time working careers. For 14 weeks, 3 to 4 days a week I would slap down 1 rep at a time as I passed the bench presses, assuming I wasn't actively training a client. Between 135 and 205lbs, at a minimum, 50 times a day. There was no exact method to my madness, though it started as a 1 plate rep and quickly went to ~185lbs, before slowly working its way to 205lbs over the next 9 weeks. The methodology was simple. If I cannot increase mass, I must increase neural drive, efficiency, and priming to reach a heavier bench press."}
+{"text":"dip deez nuts in yo mouf"}
+{"text":"read the Greasing The Groove article when I was 20 started doing hourly sets of 10 pushups never got better at doing pushups I'm not going to say it doesn't do anything, but it seems like progressive overload accomplishes the same thing while you also get stronger."}
+{"text":"Did you apply it when you were a master of pushups, or when you were a beginner and neural drive wasn't a weak point?"}
+{"text":"Did your chest grow bigger though?"}
+{"text":"did you only ever do the hourly sets of 10 pushups? you didn't retest your max reps every once in awhile and adjust your set reps? how long did you do the 10 rep sets for? i agree that PO is just better overall, but a lot of people swear by GtG"}
+{"text":"Chris Hemsworth’s body at 42 years old, what’s your excuse?"}
+{"text":"He's married to a hag 7 years older than him. He probably gets zero poon. She was super hot when she was young and like most women, cunning enough to HusbandMaxx the day before she started Walling and after she got her fill of BBC. Hemsworth typical low IQ actor with insufficient theory of mind to consider \"hmm, as one of the highest status men in the world will I want to be married to an old woman 5 years from now? 10? 15??\" He's simply stupid. As much as I hate DiCaprio's hypocritical leftist politics, at least he's smart enough to play the game correctly and resist the Reddit-tier Age Gap hate from women."}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ what is this dude smoking he could fucking the lights out of a girl half her age or 1/3rd her age in some countries"}
+{"text":"I don't live life on easy mode. These celebrities have nothing to do but exercise with their personal trainers and eat the perfectly optimized meals freshly cooked by their personal chefs. The hardest thing they do is stand in front of a green screen and recite lines from a script. Their lives are a joke"}
+{"text":"I'm only 32 years old"}
+{"text":"Busy doing shit that takes no talent or effort at all. Showing up to an event so that you can be the celebrity person at the event is not working lol"}
+{"text":"Is there actually any good recipe with protein powder?"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure, let me go grab my grams of quark. What is this? A joke? You fuckin alien. Leave us alone. You are not welcome here. Fuckin quark goddamn. Oh want me to measure my quark with a drug dealer scale? Yeah, let me just put plutonium nitrate alien spaceship fuel into my bowl then weigh it on a digital scale. Oh sure this is great. Hahaha thank you so much, no really man. Knocked it out of the park. Out of the fucking park, jesus christ."}
+{"text":"yeah milk + chocolate flavored whey protein = yummy chocolate milk"}
+{"text":"This nigga doesn't use a scale."}
+{"text":"get a ninja creami This guy knows"}
+{"text":"yea i eat a lot of ice cream, this shit is healthier than something like halo top, cheaper, tastes better. its essentially a better protein shake vastly more filling for about ten minutes of prep work for the week"}
+{"text":"I do not eat in the evening and thus am free from illness and affliction and enjoy health, strength and ease"}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible for people to train up to elite levels all across the board, both with strength and cardio, at once? E.g. 315 bench, 700 deadlift, 500 squat, 50 reps pull-ups, 17 min 3 mile time, 2hr 30 min marathon time. And not only something like this, but staying within a low body fat percentage too. All in a, say, 10 year period. I believe it's possible but don't have the experience/knowledge to get there."}
+{"text":"if smaev got off the gear and did nothing but train marathon for the rest of his life he would still die of heart failure before even getting close"}
+{"text":"be Batman still look like a soiboi pussy redditor"}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible for people to train up to elite levels all across the board at once? yeah I mog and pwn day and night"}
+{"text":"Well shit, now I feel inferior to a fucking redditor"}
+{"text":"Special forces and operations do this for Israel all the time."}
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+{"text":"so you gonna prove that or larp more"}
+{"text":"Can you post grok logs? I have yet to see non-slop grok logs."}
+{"text":"They're mainly talking about image and video generation, but it's still possible to get grok to edit screencaps in certain ways."}
+{"text":"because I don't use such high-level languages. The only ones I use really are C and very limited amounts of Rust. And as an example, C does have standard library functions to open and interact with files, sure, but my main way of interacting with files is to read them into an array, which is much more sensible to do with mmap once the file gets large enough. Also, to sensibly load the file you'll have to use fstat to query the file's size, and at that point you might as well read the file with read(2) instead of C's fread."}
+{"text":"op here, i'm trans btw"}
+{"text":"Understanding syscalls helps even if you don't call them directly. They're the ground truth that puts hard limits on what your program can do. writev is a syscall for writing multiple buffers at once. It's often a bit faster than write but it's equivalent to just calling write multiple times. Rust has a function that wraps writev (write_vectored) but: - you might not think to look for it unless you know that the syscall exists - there's a limit on the number of buffers you can write at once, and this effectively limits the performance of the syscall, but you only find out about this by reading syscall documentation and not stdlib documentation So it pays to learn about it even if you use the wrapper. Another way to think about it is that it's like how it's sometimes useful to look at the assembly that comes out of your compiler even if you never write any assembly. strace (a program that prints the syscalls a process performs) can be an easy way to figure out what a process is doing."}
+{"text":"Potentially (and rarely) saves a seek(). So what? All software (e.g. databases) already written will either use two file handles, communicate it’s changes to the other threads, and/or use a single thread/process for writing a single file. In a word, useless slop-conceived vanity api ike openat(). Soon we’ll have individual syscalls for every conceivable sequence of file operations with all their parameters jammed together. open_at_read_write_close(…"}
+{"text":"That sucks because the OnePlus 15 was my first phone by them and its not that bad. I guess the Android market is way too flooded for every brands flagship to sustain enough sales so the corpos keep making more and more."}
+{"text":"Its so over bros..."}
+{"text":"Just bought this one Did I did good /g/?"}
+{"text":"Next phone will be an oppp"}
+{"text":"5 actually. XeSSFG. Retarded kid."}
+{"text":"Who won?"}
+{"text":"Scott Cawthon on the right"}
+{"text":"At this point it seems like a decent replacement for most Google search, problem solving computer issues, some math stuff, etc. Yeah it's not perfect but neither was going to a forum and asking random people for help with your early attempts at programming and Google is fucking useless these days and even back in the day it would give you a source that's plain wrong. The biggest problem right now is the extreme memory hunger it has."}
+{"text":"your point? you want a new one or you want to complain about it? what is the point in asking this question? get to the point. the r5 is an 11 year old case and you can still buy it new."}
+{"text":"Haven't played around with much yet, but GLM 4.7 flash does loli just fine, even with thinking on. No system prompt telling it to do X and Y, just the system card. Problem is that it's dumb as a sack of bricks. And now I'm wondering if there's something broken in the GGUF metadata. RoPE settings, chat template, etc. how can I be sure it is safe to run? GGUF is a packaging format that contains zero code in it, just metadata and the weights. Will llama.cpp start phoning home if I start running a compromised model? No."}
+{"text":"models cant interact with your system in any way unless you setup tool calling. its like asking gta5 what time it is in real life, it cant know unless it has some way to tell. but more than that, you should already be running a whitelist firewall and never allow programs to access your network or internet unless needed. its not needed for any local models. there is no privacy issues unless you set it up yourself in such a way that you are accessing outside models or something"}
+{"text":"Bro, GLM 4.7 flash is 3B active. You won't get anything smarter than nemo out of it"}
+{"text":"Just run docker image."}
+{"text":"I'm comparing it to Qwen 30BA3B when I say that."}
+{"text":"The job you spent your entire life working for no longer exists"}
+{"text":"reminder: ai shills are jeets"}
+{"text":"Then add all the missing features to Wine in a month or less. Chop chop, I'll be waiting."}
+{"text":"Can I leverage this kind of language for a SW dev interview I have coming up?"}
+{"text":"AI will give people who know what they are doing superpowers, but vibe coders will know less and less about what they are doing as time goes on. They won't even have the vocabulary to ask AI what the problem is when problems crop up. The iPad babies of software. As usual, millennials are going to end up carrying the world on their back."}
+{"text":"So you work your entire life to get a job or what are you even saying"}
+{"text":"I'm a cs student and I want to know how much I should practice vibecoding vs old fashioned coding. Personally I find vibecoding is much faster and better."}
+{"text":"Not much, except for little simple generic things (helpers, etc...), it's ok. But when you're on an actual project, it just produces garbage and after a while it hallucinate. To me, what's worse than no more juniors are juniors who can't even audit the trash claude/gpt/gemini produces. Most of the time it \"sort of\" work, but the code is unmaintainable and not up to industry standards."}
+{"text":"I've got some IC5 applications at microsoft in the screen phase, I know my current place was going downhill. the upper management is getting too involved with the development side of things complaining about speed, calling \".net\" slow because they're so used to wysiwyg drag n drop devs from old ass delphi and vb6. then they started outsourcing to indians, the indians complain if you mention anything on their pull request to their managers who then try to talk to your managers, your managers back you, so they go to the upper management/owners and complain that you're slowing them down. it's the fucking most insane level of gaslighting i've ever seen."}
+{"text":"A couple of reasons it's not gonna work very well long term: 1. Introductory costs that are unprofitable to companies providing the service such as OpenAPI or Google are designed to get people hooked on the service and unable work efficiently without them. When the subsidized introductory prices go away and people are actually expected to pay enough to satisfy shareholders, many companies will drop subscriptions or be forced to compensate for the increased cost by cutting expenses elsewhere such as labor force. As a tool LLMs make things easier, but when you're suddenly doing the work of 3 people because your company dropped 2 other devs to make up the cost difference, you're not really working less. 2. It's going to turn into a competency issue when people become to reliant on it. Cars are an amazing tool that has enhanced our efficiency and saved us time, but in societies such as midwest America, it has led to fat and lazy people who no longer walk anywhere. Over reliance will make people lazy and unable to solve issues or get anything done without it. It's likely that people will rely on it so much that their code base will be full of unrecognizable code that no one understands or knows how to fix it when something goes wrong. 3. Programming itself will likely stagnate. A new language or newer version of one will not have the wealth of years of trouble shooting and working source code to be trained off of. People will not adopt new code if there isn't llm support as people will be too lazy to write on their own. Furthermore existing languages will eventually consume all existing data present LLM and will only have the ability to refine of LLM written code, leading to loss of accuracy over time. For an example of this look at image generation trained off multiple generations of images made by image generation. I am guilty of using it for Unit/Integration tests. I try to avoid using it elsewhere."}
+{"text":"yeah, if you tell it you have a testbed method that sets up a service provider and they can call getservice<name> to test everything, it can write decent tests. saves a lot of time, the downside though, is if you actually wrote something wrong it makes tests that pass despite it being wrong"}
+{"text":"Yes, just 2 more weeks."}
+{"text":"What are you working on, /g/? Previous:"}
+{"text":"was this supposed to apply to topics that change all the time? they change too fast to plateu or even ascend the slope at all. in reality this looks like a little wave going on at the bottom of the valley that never escapes it as you finally get a grasp on some new things, have a mini mount stupid, kicked off into a mini valley by completely new information that didnt exist before, get a grasp of it and ascend, ad inf"}
+{"text":"Should I learn how to use GitHub Actions? Not sure if I can be bothered"}
+{"text":"For work reasons? I'd say it's worth it. It's really not that hard either. Keep in mind that all CI systems are basically the same, and they're all just YAML declarations of shell commands. GitHub Actions, Azure DevOps and others offer a bunch of custom tasks that are just wrappers of shell commands."}
+{"text":"You don't \"work\" on anything lil bro."}
+{"text":"You should really stop with those projections lil bro."}
+{"text":"What does your AI think of you?"}
+{"text":"I got this from gemini, not sure how to feel"}
+{"text":"not really, it just skipped the chat history and shat out the default prompt for everyone"}
+{"text":"I don't want to have to remind Copilot not to use floating point every single conversation we have."}
+{"text":"Don't you have enough AI slop threads, you street-shitting retards?"}
+{"text":"idk if you all dont realize the ai is just using a cookiecutter template or if you're posting fully ironically or somewhere in between where you're interpreting the small variations within the template as descriptive"}
+{"text":"I wonder what's his ethnicity"}
+{"text":"China can't even invade Taiwan (and will never do it lol), let alone threaten the wealthiest and most powerful country in human history"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter yet another racist ragebait thread report & move on"}
+{"text":"i get your point, but you're kinda wrong, the us did a lot of intercontinental wars, where has the chinks did it with themself"}
+{"text":"... for more than 3000 years (forgor that part)"}
+{"text":"he should be more concerned about chips being sold to elon because he's far more likely to cause some sort of adverse event than anyone in china"}
+{"text":"Are CRTs finally making a comeback?"}
+{"text":"It's an LCD anon. IF, and that's a huge IF, someone decides to make a real CRT nowadays, expect it to be insanely expensive."}
+{"text":"And what about that VCR? Must be absolute dogshit with tons of tracking artifacts \"for the real VHS experience\" or some crap like that. If this doesn't come including a time base corrector it's literal garbage."}
+{"text":"I'd settle for any modern made VCR at this point. The old ones are all dying and are a pain in the ass to fix."}
+{"text":"This, all the ones I have in my house are broken by time, I managed to save one by regreasing some parts, others outright had internal parts snap and aren't recoverable"}
+{"text":"I'm going to take a wild guess and assume the state of the VHS player is similar to the state of casette player, where one factory is left making the absolute shittiest version of it."}
+{"text":"why did people get so mad about audacity becoming a DAW?"}
+{"text":"Use a tag editor you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"i know, i'm tech illiterate, but thank you for helping me anyway."}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"This, wxWidgets UI was an abomination. I'm glad they're on Qt now t. gnomie"}
+{"text":"Only big boys can post in this thread."}
+{"text":"Mfw I'm a jew that hates fun"}
+{"text":"there was this guy last time sporting this wallpaper, i found the sauce but was wondering how you edited the wallpaper with that grainy blur and distortion in a similar fashion"}
+{"text":"look up rabyte on furaffinity, aster is cute :3"}
+{"text":"GNOME is love GNOME is life"}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"Bazzite. Then show your dick to the maintainers to remind them of what they threw away."}
+{"text":"And it fucked up again. But I found out what the issue was. For some reason, if my PS3 is turned on, Gwenview fucks up, Dolphin fucks up, other things fuck up. I don't know what the hell is going on, but my PS3 is hooked up directly to my computer via ethernet for FTP."}
+{"text":"Did you bother to read his post or were you too busy finding an excuse to shill bazzite that you weren't paying attention?"}
+{"text":"I could select and use snapshots, just I wouldn't get to the login screen. I managed to boot somehow, but sometimes I have to restart and try again, spam ESC. I don't know what's causing this"}
+{"text":"void linux friendly to white men"}
+{"text":"How does anyone even use Linux? I'm a complete clueless tech illiterate newb and I'm using Debian on over a decade old crappy laptop just fine. Even Wi-fi worked out of the box. And if I want the sound to work all I have to do is to reboot."}
+{"text":"Why is everything in Linux so complicated It’s not linux, it’s ubuntu. Ubuntu, by default, uses a NetworkManager which reads other random configuration files you have to find and edit. If you don’t tell NetworkManager, it can undo any changes you make elsewhere every few seconds or so.  So your ifconfig commands work fir a second, then get silently reverted. Brought to you by the same conceptually retarded that shat out dbus, systemd, wayland, rust, etc."}
+{"text":"No. I don't think AIs are on the level of sentience or sapience yet."}
+{"text":"If I end up torching everything and starting from scratch, what's the best alternative? I just want a really lightweight Linux-based OS for a shitty laptop I'm using as a media server. Literally the only thing it needs to do is run Jellyfin."}
+{"text":"Can we really confidently say that about sapience though"}
+{"text":"Poorest post of 2026"}
+{"text":"Retro Nano or Qudelix 5k? Reddit says the Fiio app sucks but, the features look fine, 10 band eq with autoeq options. Retro Nano is about half the price and has replaceable batteries, Qudelix has crossfeed and cascading eqs for some reason. I'm leaning retro nano."}
+{"text":"what do you suggest i get?"}
+{"text":"with EQ literally anything. Most ideal would be a single driver relatively linear POS so you don’t have to manually tweak a lot of peaks and dips without EQ truthear gate with triple flange tips"}
+{"text":"I'm not poor, I'm a kleptomaniac."}
+{"text":"Python with pointers C is literally that easy"}
+{"text":"Rust still lets you see the error propagation, the ? is straightforward syntactic sugar"}
+{"text":"The C version uses curl and json-c libraries which do all the actual work of downloading the file and parsing the JSON. All of that is boilerplate you need to be able to use those libraries. The \"error messages\" are handled better by the other languages with exceptions, or in Rust, the ? operator. The Python version lets you see what's happening more easily."}
+{"text":"pufferfish wit da big ass lip"}
+{"text":"We would switch without hesitation if a better language came along. So far that has not happened."}
+{"text":"Modules are grotesque. Dead on arrival feature, will never be widely adopted."}
+{"text":"I haven't used it. It all sounded good until I saw the python 3 dependency. But I'll play with it before passing judgement. In general though: All these \"web 3.0\" and \"crypto coin censorship free network!\" crap that's came out over the past few years are all garbage. IPFS was something I had a lot of hope for. But then the developers sold out and long standing bugs haven't been fixed in 6+ years now. They're all too busy working with big tech companies behind the scenes that wanted to use the protocol. Both of the implementations are horrible and it has managed to murder any router I've placed it behind. Then they tried to tie a crypto-coin to it as well. Shame. We don't need any new type of censorship resistant protocol. We already had them built and finished in the 1970s and 1980s. It was called email, BBSs, fidonet, and NNTP (usenet). Store-and-forward protocols where once something was out in the wild it couldn't be taken down because it was being hosted on so many systems. At most all we need to do is bring some of these up to date to support sending more data at one time. That way we wouldn't have to break large files into smaller archives like the warez groups have to do on usenet. We can use encryption over these protocols already. For years e-mail could be sent totally anonymously because there were tons of anonymous e-mail servers that would route any message sent to them without verification. The only reason we don't have this stuff anymore is because the big tech companies like google, microsoft and others took over the entire protocol and blacklisted anything outside of their own servers. Well that and the usenet jannys deciding to no longer allow truly anonymous users on to the news servers. We didn't have jannys censoring everything on these networks either. The tech is old, it works and we could be using it right now. It'd be easy to add any quality of life features we wanted."}
+{"text":"just write your own package manager when a dozen of them exist and nothing is wrong with portage to begin with MEDS NOW tinker tranny just do everything manually MEDS NOW tinker tranny"}
+{"text":"We didn't have jannys censoring everything on these networks either. Small correction: They could censor some groups they controlled. But there were so many alt.<x> groups out there that it was impossible to truly silence someone. On top of that once a message was propagated to the network it was impossible to censor it on every server since so many copies of it existed everywhere. Instead of having moderators swinging ban hammers and using delete buttons people back then were expected to maintain their own kill files in their news reader. If there was someone or something you didn't like you could add it to your kill file and not have to see it anymore. It would be very easy to add image support to NNTP and make an imageboard-like experience that couldn't be censored running on top of the protocol. In fact, its already been done and web front-ends exist for it. At least they still did last I checked. The only thing is hardly anyone is using them because users today are too retarded to figure out how to configure a mail client."}
+{"text":"Transparent clothing is gone. Gotta wait until someone beats raunchy stuff into it I guess."}
+{"text":"pretty sure grok image stuff is just qwen-image."}
+{"text":"be patient anon, the next gooner model is either going to be on klein 4B or on Z-image base"}
+{"text":"RIP bikinis"}
+{"text":"ITT butthurt pedos"}
+{"text":"Well, it should probably stay banned, regardless of whether they fix it or not. It’s worse than useless noise."}
+{"text":"Buddy, have you seen any JAVs? Why would you even make this pic, are you bleeding from the ears RN?"}
+{"text":"it's just that adult-on-minor sex is illegal and the age of consent is just for minor-on-minor. so a 13 year old doing a 4 year old would still be legally rape because 4 is under the age but two 13 year olds wouldn't be, but a 13 and an 18 would still be illegal. i'm not sure if i'm explaining that right. your explanation isn't the problem, the problem is that you have no fucking idea what you're talking about in many U.S. states, the age of consent is the age of consent, and if it's 16, they can be fucked by a 16 year old, a 36 year old, or a 106 year old, and it's all legal, as long as the older partner is not in a position of authority over the minor (teacher, coach, probation officer, etc.) some states set an AoC with a so-called \"Romeo and Juliet\" exemption, that is to say, a close-in age exemption, where it's legal for, say, a 19 year old to have sex with a 16 year old, but a 20 year old would be committing a crime then you have California, where the AoC is 18 and there is no close-in-age exemption, so two partners who are 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds old who have sex with each other are both committing statutory rape; obviously, this is rarely enforced in practice, but that's what the law in CA says you probably shouldn't pontificate about shit you're totally ignorant about"}
+{"text":"The ram supply is restricted and they’ve wanted to force us into cloud only shit for ages. Give them time."}
+{"text":"Were Creative Soundblaster X-Fi cards a meme back in the 2000s? I've always wanted one back then. Do they even serve a purpose back then or even now?"}
+{"text":"Morning anons"}
+{"text":"nice blood elf gm"}
+{"text":"Thank ya thank ya. She's an old friend's character, need to make more of her...Or well, Belfs in general in this new style I'm messing with. Love the car render though, such an awesome vibe. Morning morning"}
+{"text":"You said that AI is a nothing burger and all the development has plateaued, that it's all hype and grift etc. But to me it just feels like it is getting better faster and faster. The AI tools we have now are magic compared to original ChatGPT. The agents are now literally much better programmers than I could ever hope to be. They know so much and can do it all. I am now a believer. I really believe that in the next 3-6 years there will be a ChatGPT moment for robotics, followed by Claude Code type moment and it will just transform the world."}
+{"text":"Do you know anyone who tells the opposite story? That AI actually gets. shit. done? I dont. AI right now gets shit done for junior dev level tasks. Couple of years ago it couldn't even do more than 50 lines without hallucinating"}
+{"text":"Why is this answer wrong according to you? The prompt states that Bob is thinking of 3 distinct primes. Multiple answers are possible with the given conditions, but as long as it's not the amswer he's thinking of he can reject it. If Bob's answer would indeed include 2, then the sum will be even, in all other cases the sum will be uneven, as 2 is the only even prime number. I think the answer is supposed to be 3, 2, 23. Or 23, 3, 2. If order matters. 1 is not a prime"}
+{"text":"They can be impressive, but I have a feeling the compute requirements for high-level performance are not really sustainable with current tech"}
+{"text":"That Bob is a retard just like the egghead asking these questions"}
+{"text":"But to me it just feels like Thanks for sharing, retard. Nobody cares."}
+{"text":"bros, what are your opinions on these devices? are they feasible to vibe code using a remote ssh instance? i like my macbook and such, but I want a low-distraction environment, and a thinkpad with xmonad is bulky to carry around. are there alternatives to this weird uconsole thing? also youtube suggests that this thing is mostly for \"pentester\" types (i.e. unemployed flipper zero philes) - is this fr? also wtf is with captcha now lol"}
+{"text":"Most people make cyberdecks out to be custom built based on the wording in neuromancer ya dingus"}
+{"text":"the point of an advertisement is to show maximum utility to the consumer. No, it just has to look cool. Terminal stuff looks cool to normies."}
+{"text":"this was posted by a jeet. I can tell. Cyberdecks are cool but you're a swarthy stinky retard. -1,000,000 izzat for getting caught."}
+{"text":"why were you so convinced of that? he might have been spamming somewhat but he was just enthusiastic. if you let him grow he would get into ergo spaces."}
+{"text":"Do you have a logo, a nonsense name, and diverse marketing materials?"}
+{"text":"im gonna need 5 trillions + tip"}
+{"text":"(checked)"}
+{"text":"OpenAI is generating income Yeah, right."}
+{"text":"contract runs out in a few months and i get that feeling they won't keep me"}
+{"text":"walk into the company, firm handshake the CEO"}
+{"text":"I use GPT 5.2 at work and I still find that if it can't find a Stack Overflow post or GitHub issue for something, it's just worthless. what types of issues do you find?"}
+{"text":"ive been doing that for the past 5 years and have never been more fit"}
+{"text":"One thing I learned is if your company doesn't give you tools to brute force and your vendor is incompetent as fucked is that you are FUCKED. NEVER WORK FOR A BUSINESS TEAM IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DEV/TECH filter"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on this?"}
+{"text":"yeah just like Musk is hardworking Afrikaner from poverty not an nepobaby"}
+{"text":"they are pricing people out of hw so they can sell them subscription sw solutions"}
+{"text":"I considered getting a Ryzen 395+ box with 128 GB of RAM and putting gpt-oss-120b or a comparable model on it. I backed out when I realized that that $2,000 would still get me accuracy inadequate for my specific use cases. Even before Altman started buying up all the RAM, local hardware setups capable of running the non-retarded LLMs are all large GPU farms that risk tripping a residential circuit breaker with their power consumption."}
+{"text":"you will own nothing and all that fuck bezos"}
+{"text":"man who controls server farms wants server farms to have more power. Hes coming for your computer."}
+{"text":"Which new design? Our company bought nupads some months ago, T14 and P1, and they open to 180° like the older ones. electron 8 GB might be too little RAM depending on how many tabs you keep open and which electron apps you use. Might do better with something that can take more RAM like W510 or T420."}
+{"text":"How can I tweak T480 boot process so that it doesn't spend 8 seconds displaying the lenovo logo? Tried disabling just about everything in bios, updated bios and firmware and honestyly I think it's even worse than before (~5s). I did manage to shave off a good amount of time in other areas, getting plasma desktop loaded in 17s but almost half that is the red ugly lenovo rectangle. I'm running out of ideas. Currently using systemd-boot but anything goes really, it's a couple seconds faster than grub."}
+{"text":"Which new design? Bottom hinged laptops. Thinkpads should always be top-hinged like in the pic here"}
+{"text":"I don't think you can do anything save for installing a new bios, but IDK in what state coreboot / libreboot is for the T480"}
+{"text":"Oh, that IS annoying. Anything to add points of failure and make the cooling worse, I suppose."}
+{"text":"i dont shower with shampoo i shower with shampiss"}
+{"text":"mods, sticky this"}
+{"text":"I will not switch to Linux. Windows is comfy. Linux is the definition of uncomfy."}
+{"text":"comfy is a fucking buzzword your experience of a windows desktop environment isn't some arcane knowledge, it takes 2 days to readjust to kde and then you can take advantage of the cool shit it can do and make it yours with ricing instead of having forced that flat gay windows 11 style on you"}
+{"text":"Money. Good devs that can make a good GUI are rare and expensive. And most of them will rather take a well paid job than volunteer for some troonix distro."}
+{"text":"le combfy pepe blurred to shit due to constant resaving from shared call center folder Why do they let shortbus kids post here?"}
+{"text":"We don't need Linux to be popular among normies, we don't need most guis on Linux. It's an OS for developers who want to learn how computers work."}
+{"text":"Show dominance and post it again!"}
+{"text":"i want to go back"}
+{"text":"it sounded like you were suggesting you couldn't rather than simply that people didn't"}
+{"text":"already know to pick up the phone before it rings"}
+{"text":"Fucking why?"}
+{"text":"the reason why we miss it so much is that it was the last time white culture and white people dominated the mainstream of all things the future looked clean and colorful, filled with hope, after y2k the jews in power decided to shift society to brown and black supremacy and it all got destroyed in less than a decade"}
+{"text":"install endevour os Everything woks Why aren't you using easy arch without woke comunity?"}
+{"text":"i am objectively correct"}
+{"text":"because cachy is the same but better?"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Because I'm sticking with Upstream Arch (which I use, BTW)."}
+{"text":"Everything works on Debian too. Less bloat. Boring. The way I like it."}
+{"text":"OpenBSD thread"}
+{"text":"default settings isn't the default for xenodm to be off meaning you get sent into command line only? also I had a minor problem with disk formatting since it defaulted to the cd not a drive"}
+{"text":"What do you use yours for? server/router or as a desktop? what are the software you usually install first?"}
+{"text":"What do you use yours for? OpenBSD is a general purpose operating system for unix power users (read as: people who are able to read). Using it as a desktop or as a server/router still requires you to be the target stated before what are the software you usually install first? unless you have specific use cases, the ootb experience is almost complete you have in base - c compiler - perl and awk/sed - vi, ed and mg depending if you are a vimtard or a emacsfag - sendmail - simple http server - pf firewall - ssh - graphical wm (actually more than one, cmw being the best imo) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cwm It's quite spartan do you install some form of taskbar to display items like a clock or battery charge?"}
+{"text":"I have mastered the art of rape and OpenBSD is the only thing keeping me at bay"}
+{"text":"Of course, wealth is imaginary, bailouts aren't. Duh; where do you think these companies get billions of dollars despite zero hope of turning a profit or return on that investment? What do you think is going through the mind of an investor seeing a company set fire to probably $50billion and you fork over another $10 billion?"}
+{"text":"They have a mountain of cheap RAM that they can sell for skyhigh prices. Prices are only so high because they bought up 70% of the supply for now dirtcheap prices."}
+{"text":"Have all the schools put donation boxes in the cafeterias with the school bully standing there making kids put their lunch money in"}
+{"text":"according to an analyst look up analyst cfr member just published an entire book about the deepmind guy with exclusive access to him cope"}
+{"text":"The subscription price is definitely about to go up."}
+{"text":"which are you hopping to next?"}
+{"text":"What is even worth checking out when they're all reskins of Ubuntu? Best I can tell, people settle on either Arch (because they're crazy) or Debian (because they value stability)"}
+{"text":"fuck no its not 'reskins of ubuntu' thats only true for mint/zorin there's a whole ecosystem of arch/fedora/opensuse systems"}
+{"text":"mint 22.2 -> mint 22.3"}
+{"text":"Embrace slackware"}
+{"text":"why? it seems like a downgrade Probably is, but even if I love Arch, it still is not a truly \"just works\" distro. I broke my system twice in the last 2 yeats I've been using it due to it sharting itself during updates Also I like Valve and the most demanding thing I do with my PC is gaming, so it appeals to me. I'll probably just stick to Arch desu"}
+{"text":"best video player, for true powerusers and cinema connoisseurs used exclusively by /g/ neets everyone I've seen working with video is using either the default OS media player or VLC What's up with that?"}
+{"text":"that's actually pretty sad no this is based mpv won't have hard dependency on rust anymore if subrandr was in c none of this would've happened in the first place"}
+{"text":"what makes it the best player? VLC play anything I throw at it without issues what exactly does mpv do that makes switching worthwhile?"}
+{"text":"# Video hwdec=auto-safe vo=gpu-next gpu-api=vulkan deband=yes hdr-compute-peak=yes # Scaling scale=ewa_lanczossharp cscale=ewa_lanczossharp dscale=mitchell correct-downscaling=yes sigmoid-upscaling=yes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"winblows haruna, mpc-qt, and a million other forks work on linux, there's native dialogues and with modernz you get an even more customizable experience vo=gpu-next profile=gpu-hq gpu-context=waylandvk gpu-api=vulkan vulkan-queue-count=3 vulkan-async-compute=yes vulkan-async-transfer=yes vd-lavc-dr=yes no-keepaspect-window Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Finally: [4k60] profile-cond=((width ==3840 and height ==2160) and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]>=31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" [4k30] profile-cond=((width ==3840 and height ==2160) and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]<31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" [full-hd60] profile-cond=((width ==1920 and height ==1080) and not p[\"video-frame-info/interlaced\"] and p[\"estimated-vf-fps\"]>=31) glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/ravu-lite-ar-r4.hook\" glsl-shader=\"/home/user/.config/mpv/shaders/CfL_Prediction.glsl\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AI writes mid code have it rewrite in rust it's significantly better it just works"}
+{"text":"I have been hearing Go is probably better than Rust for long term scaling. how true is this?"}
+{"text":"Systems programming is babby tier programming where everything is mostly deterministic and thus predictable. stop blowing your own horn, you're not better than a js code monkey."}
+{"text":"You’ve never built infrastructure at scale, have you? Guess what Cloudflare uses."}
+{"text":"and you've never built \"business logic\" at scale, have you? not nice when people make retarded blanket statement about your area of expertise, is it?"}
+{"text":"rust functional programming That can't be true. Rust is specifically for imperative programming"}
+{"text":"Don't know about phones, but their tablets (notably both gens of Nexus 7) were superb in build quality. Perhaps Google supervision did wonders."}
+{"text":"AI hype will be gone in the next 5-6 years at worst. Then there will eventually be a new current thing, so make sure to stock on hardware in this short time gap."}
+{"text":"Easy: you can put an AI stick on anything, including a toilet seat, and stock prices go up."}
+{"text":"Asus made phones? Oh shit, I should've got one."}
+{"text":"Aight, hol up, hol up. They done made phones?"}
+{"text":"They were inadvertently leaking favicons to Bing’s servers a few years ago. They corrected the bug(?) and the CEO apologized, but I haven’t trusted them since."}
+{"text":"I have to ask this to you and everyone else who calls anti-AI people \"luddites\". Has AI actually improved the world or even just your life in any way? I voted no. I think that AI has made literally everything worse. The internet is worse and full of ugly slop. Tech is worse because AI ruined the PC parts market. It also ruined programming communities, I had a lot more fun talking about new libraries/frameworks/tools etc pre-GPT. I don't think I even need to mention what it did for the job market. Has AI done anything good?"}
+{"text":"They need to add @ai on 4chan for pass memebers"}
+{"text":"not xim but it was clearly an hyperbole for comedic effect you dumbass"}
+{"text":"The On/Off of censorship only has to happen when there's a relevant threat. Stormfront used to be a big deal and now it isn't. It doesn't need to be censored now. Its lack of censorship does more to bolster your confidence in the search engine not being controlled (by jews)."}
+{"text":"for those here who use password managers, do you store important passwords like for your email account in the pw manager? I'm asking because I'm thinking about starting to use a pw manager, but I don't know if it is generally considered safe to put email etc. into there. I read one comment on a website saying that you can let the pw manager remember half of a password (16+ characters of random letters and digits, so very strong), and then you also have a memorized password, in itself strong, which you add on top of the randomized password that is in the pw manager. gives you only one more password to remember, while it gives you much more safety in case someone should be able to hack into your pw manager. it seems like a great system, but after a fair bit of reading about pw managers I've only seen one comment that mentioned something like this. and the system is so simple that if it was truly a good system, you would think more people would recommend it? so I feel a bit unsure if this system isn't really as foolproof as it seems. do anyone here use this system? or do you think it seems unnecessary?"}
+{"text":"they'll check the one next to your PC, though."}
+{"text":"how is any of this safe against the wrench attack vector? what if my grandmother had wheels? would she be a wheelbarrow?"}
+{"text":"hey /g/, i'm going to use a password manager, but i wanted to ask, should i put my passwords in it?"}
+{"text":"nice reading comprehension bro"}
+{"text":"Too obvious unless you have a personal cipher to decide what goes in front of the reused password"}
+{"text":"like how we assume how dinosaurs lived.. we humans are not so different in the end."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Frutiger Aero design came around mid-to-late 2000s or was at least most prevalent during that time."}
+{"text":"I'm a zoomer and I lived through it, what do I win?"}
+{"text":"that's impossible though"}
+{"text":"Which is the best phone brand /gee/?"}
+{"text":"It's the same company... different phones tho"}
+{"text":"yeah solid dogshit"}
+{"text":"I've stopped caring about phones once budget devices started delivering a smooth experience although I must admit I'm not a heavy user. From an outsiders perspective the market seems really stagnant. t. still uses his Nokia 6.1 (2018)"}
+{"text":"Xiaomi and Huawei, long live chairman Xi!"}
+{"text":"what kind of software support does samsung offer that other androids don't?"}
+{"text":"Are space-based data centers really realistic?"}
+{"text":"NASA has already done several servicing missions, retard."}
+{"text":"Actually useful telescopes already account for this. Literally zero impact to science."}
+{"text":"kek. he even mentioned replacing optics, verbatim"}
+{"text":"space-based AI You can't make this up..."}
+{"text":"In order to cool them, you need to exchange heat. Citation needed."}
+{"text":"thanks,hopefully"}
+{"text":"So how is there a public github repo that does that, why is Microsoft allowing this?"}
+{"text":"One, licenses activated by MAS barely blip as a \"loss\" on their earnings. Two, open secret that MS techs use it to fix bullheaded activation issues."}
+{"text":"post mom buy an usb wifi adapter"}
+{"text":"can anyone post language packs for LTSC IoT Windows?"}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you need more?"}
+{"text":"embarrassing design. massive flaw with it: if -anything- is moved and loses a connection anywhere in that chain, the computer crashes. and this happened often. bang the desk? crash. look at it the wrong way? crash. etc."}
+{"text":"Yeah?"}
+{"text":"it made computers affordable and created a generation of coders"}
+{"text":"you could rig up an expansion card easily because you simply talk to the bus when it's your turn on that channel or whatever the particulars are. The VME bus was essentially the 68k bus and it worked well for expansion cards and CPU cards."}
+{"text":"VR failed because Zuckerberg's priorities were winning elections through corruption and beating tiktok and not building the Macromedia Flash of 3D content authoring (and it would have been SO EASY, just fucking fork Blender and add robust behavior scripting and HTML/JS export). Instead, we're stuck with Unity and UE and half-baked JS frameworks. No wonder no one wants to make anything."}
+{"text":"but it was meant to ultimately start conditioning people to have a screen in their face so there is less resistance to AR. Sad because he failed. Even fewer people than before are excited about XR."}
+{"text":"This confirms pretty much everything I'd thought about what happened. In a better world, Facebook was decimated by antitrust suits and Oculus went public in 2024 after several successful releases. Palmer kept his marbles and we didn't have to suffer 8 years of gerontocracy after the first 4."}
+{"text":"No. VRML was a big thing but killed by politics."}
+{"text":"VR is more popular than it ever was. It only failed to live up to people's expectations (for now). Maybe this expectations were misplaced or maybe it will take more time. I don't really see any mass appeal yet. Not sure why I should strap shit to my head instead of looking at a normal screen."}
+{"text":"I don't really see any mass appeal yet. OP is saying why that is."}
+{"text":"is AI going to usher in a post labor, post scarcity economy?"}
+{"text":"Yes but after a couple of decades"}
+{"text":"yes but you have to realize that its not a technological question but a political one its a CHOICE to have problems in a world where nuclear power, internet and computers exist we could've automated out all the damn jebs in the 90s if we wanted to but people wanted to be miserable just for funzies i guess"}
+{"text":"yep and i'm here for it. my hands are too fucked up for me to develop a skill in any task so the rest of my life is fucked until agi cures me."}
+{"text":"yea pretty much. we have a culture of safetyism and stagnation which ironically harms far more people than it protects because it delays the necessary innovations that would cure or save people"}
+{"text":"it delays the necessary innovations you dont need innovations anymore anon we literally have everything on a golden fucking platter right now."}
+{"text":"whats the best mouse ever?"}
+{"text":"I returned mine because of the same. It's too light, compared to g502 weight which was already perfect. Scrolling wheel is also too rough in the x, in g502 it was perfect as well. I don't know why they made those stupid changes to the g502, instead of just updating the switches to avoid double clicking."}
+{"text":"i have an XM2 8k and it's amazing, never thought i'd really enjoy a smaller mouse but it's near perfect"}
+{"text":"Razer Viper ultimate it's so lightweight feels really nice in the hand"}
+{"text":"waiting for ATK Y9 Ultimate I ordered from alie for ~62€, will be my first decent wireless mouse, I'm hopeful it will be very good can't believe so many tards itt are drooling over their mechanical switches on ~100$ mice, unacceptable planned obsolescence dogshit somehow legitimized by logishit get some fucking standarts, just because you can resolder the switches doesn't make it any more acceptable"}
+{"text":"This was the best mouse I have ever used."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on US cyber command? Are they most lethal hacking group in world?"}
+{"text":"Cyber SPACE FORCE kek that whole article sounds like it was written by a 10 year old. Did Trump wtite it?"}
+{"text":"wtite TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"}
+{"text":"Lethal? Not the ping of death. Oh god oh no"}
+{"text":"WE PWN THE DOMAIN cringe"}
+{"text":"anyone here ever host ebooks? eyeing calibre web right now... does it work well with technological documents?"}
+{"text":"Host how? Every hosted library is kinda shit. Calibre Web is underwhelming Booklore is a meme Jellyfin is horrible for books Just use nginx and autoindex"}
+{"text":"Kavita is decent"}
+{"text":"goddamn i love mediamtx"}
+{"text":"i'll give kavita a try at least annotations seem to be working that's something"}
+{"text":"It just hit me today, how the fuck did people even get things done pre-internet? Say you went to the library in 1985 or whatever and got a book on C, how the fuck did you even get your hands on a compiler? I'm not even a zoomer but I just can't imagine how you'd even distribute software back in those days. I know you could mailorder shit from magazines and stuff, but it must have been a pain in the ass"}
+{"text":"how the fuck do people even get things done post-internet? ftfy"}
+{"text":"But, in 1985, you didn't need those because that was the era of microcomputers which booted you up to a BASIC prompt where you could literally start coding your own thing. The computers also had thick ass books packaged with them, detailing how to program the thing. Those were the days."}
+{"text":"Say you went to the library in 1985 or whatever and got a book on C, how the fuck did you even get your hands on a compiler? You wrote it yourself in small assembly chunks that can process little c scripts, then build up from there, noob."}
+{"text":"Stop making fun of me!"}
+{"text":"Ok but what exactly is a monad?"}
+{"text":"it's just a monoid in the category of endofunctors what's the problem?"}
+{"text":"You start with a type, you apply some modifications to it, you get the same type back. That's it. Anyone telling you some bullshit book definition is wrong."}
+{"text":"Whatz good freakz? Are you outsourcing all of your *very important* work to Claude Code Agents? Why not?"}
+{"text":"Let's see what he's saying when that's no longer cost-effective and he'll have to make up for the lost productivity."}
+{"text":"I'm unsure if not working all day would actually feel like a break if you'd never experienced what working felt like. In the same way you cant feel happiness without sadness, it's all ying and yang, how can you experience having a relaxing break if you're not having a break from anything? Also it's all relative. When we invented machines that meant the average man didn't have to spend 10 hours a day doing back breaking work down a coal mine and instead could enjoy a cushy life in a climate controlled office building, that would have sounded like a utopia. But now we are in that \"utopia\" and office workers act like they are the most burnt out and overworked people on the planet. I don't really know if you can abolish the ideas of \"work\" and \"relaxation\", you can just move the two ends about. In an AI utopia baking a potato salad for your neighbour will probably just feel like the most soul crushing work possible and the only way you can feel relaxed is by getting your robot housemaid to make it."}
+{"text":"someone shill me a coding gguf I can run on my 128gb strix halo"}
+{"text":"Read, pick up new hobbies, learn new languages, instruments, study subjects I'm interested in, amateur astronomy, working out, running, cycling, hiking etc. Anyone who can't fill their free time with stuff they love and need work to not go insane are NPC goy cattle."}
+{"text":"so why are AI agents so good at coding but still fail basic tasks like buying plane tickets"}
+{"text":"The Bane of Currydongleniggers edition How to request advice: Location (since pricing and availability may vary) Budget What exactly you're looking for (be as detailed as possible) Previous gear and your thoughts on it Open back wired headphones • Hifiman HE400se • Sennheiser HD 560S • Sennheiser HD 6XX (US) • FiiO FT1 Pro Closed back wired headphones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love my XBA-Z5s, sir. Retards chart reading don't understand why SINAD tier lists are pointless other than pointing out the abysmal dogshit <80dB. SINAD getting turned into a marketing tool is one of the funniest things ever, basically the horseshoe of cableslop."}
+{"text":"Got picrel recently. Wow, the new version is actually pretty good. I had the old LCD-X before and that one was a nightmare to EQ properly and the stock FR was ass. This one is good and even without EQ it doesn't sound particularly offensive. I fucking hate their new pads, though. Way too shallow."}
+{"text":"Enjoy your neck gains along with the good sound."}
+{"text":"Thanks, anon. Looking forward to my neck being built like Yujiro Hanma."}
+{"text":"M1 MBA Superior to all your thinkpad vintage trash actual 24hr battery life daddy apple subsidizes memory and ssd, where it's cheaper to buy direct from apple then upgrade yourself. full posix compatible OS no intel management engine nsa spyware. aluminum frame, superior oled display just works if you fuck it up, can actually take it to a real store and have it fixed in an hour or swapped out with AppleCare™ Yours for $699'ish. Just admit it, this is the superior pc in 2026 and always has been."}
+{"text":"there is no equivalent to macs macs have: soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on thesoldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chip doesnt exist on 99% of PCs components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery) doesnt exist on 99% of PCs riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace doesnt exist on 99% of PCs flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times doesnt exist on 99% of PCs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"mostly true 100% wrong true true Just buy one with more ram from the start True. Though coding, web browsing, music and movie I still get insane battery life more than any other laptop could hope to give me Still posix Saying macOS is “out of date” because POSIX is old is like calling Ethernet outdated because TCP/IP was standardized in the ’80s. Maybe, if have flimsy femboy wrists."}
+{"text":"You forgot to mention the downside that it's still a fucking proprietary piece of shit Macintosh and will become obsolete after 3-5 years unless you install Linux on it somehow, at least if it was an Intel machine. Oh, and the fact that it's needlessly thin compromises its thermals and battery life as much as the lack of ports. The build quality is atrocious."}
+{"text":"The build quality is atrocious this is the most retarded statement in the whole thread. M1+ Pro macs are literally the finest laptops there are with the best build quality. Admit it that you only saw it in youtube reviews or store display and you're just too bitter that you couldn't get one."}
+{"text":"Macs are especially hostile towards Linux. they are more open than x86 laptops actually. it's just that Apple makes zero effort to support them. they do literally nothing to prevent running any alternative OS"}
+{"text":"Which distro should I choose? None. If you don't want to take any fucking effort to research what the fuck you will be using on your fucking pc that you fucking paid for and it better fucking work then you shouldn't use fucking Linux at all midwit lazyfuck."}
+{"text":"Windows 10 LTSC"}
+{"text":"LTSCope ngmi"}
+{"text":"pop os cosmic my nigga"}
+{"text":"Truly. Google is horrendous."}
+{"text":"Excel and Powerpoint still has a few unique non-blue/purple colors though. They should be reducing those."}
+{"text":"iTODDLERS BTFO"}
+{"text":"any product or art that actually wants to be good needs to ignore the average person as much as possible This to an extreme degree"}
+{"text":"This is how office icons looked since forever"}
+{"text":"drive literally named 98"}
+{"text":"(checked) snddsk doesn't have this problem."}
+{"text":"wtf is snddsk"}
+{"text":"surprisingly nothing broke"}
+{"text":"It very well could be a chkdsk issue instead.  Very nice to hear, none the less."}
+{"text":"How do you persuade normies to use this app?"}
+{"text":"something that i think a lot of people don't understand was that signal was never meant to anonymize its users. the goal is pretty much only privacy of the messages. a lot of people who say things about session, simplex, etc. being better are comparing apples to oranges. there's a real use case for those if you care about anonymity, sure. but if you're just talking with friends or acquaintances where it would already be apparent that you know these people, anonymity isn't all that useful to you"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"or at the very least telegram Don't you have to give your phone number to the FSB to use that trash? What the fuck is wrong with you?"}
+{"text":"the fuck is lil vladdy gonna do with my number?"}
+{"text":"Hi, When I use Signal on my Android phone, I write my messages using Gboard. Does Gboard bypass Signal's privacy and encryption? Because Gboard has access to my unencrypted text, since it suggests words and corrects my spelling. That concerns me."}
+{"text":"I didn't ask"}
+{"text":"Even the \"calibrated\" ones in expensive smart watches are complete garbage. It's genuinely a case where you'd probably be better off without any data over incorrect data."}
+{"text":"Cheng, it is not recommended to purchase if the welding technology is not good! kek what, do they call us Cheng while we call them Chang?"}
+{"text":"I just learned that Aliexpress blocks function if it detects that it's installed under the work profile. How much data is it harvesting from our phones? Yes. The refunded credits would retain their original expiry date so they'd immediately expire upon refund."}
+{"text":"Mini that in folds and fits with phone or tablet."}
+{"text":"one where dependencies don't change that often, to minimize the risk. So C I would say"}
+{"text":"Not so sure, those libraries can be huge bloat. I think it would require to be free from dependencies or package managers whatsoever so assembly or lisp I think would be better choices."}
+{"text":"Might be more /k/ but I've been thinking a lot recently about how mollies Flechette gun from Neuromancer (and by extension johnny mnemonic) is a quite similar to the joergsprave's six needler. One would need some available neurotoxin (i'm thinking mushrooms) and something like a veterinarians injector arrow but it's very close."}
+{"text":"Oh /k/ stuff is good too, after all weaponry is a form of tech. I think veterinarians would have good supplies of useful reagents without the heavy requirements of medics. Now, a psychiatrist could also get his hands on some very interesting stuff."}
+{"text":"Sepaking of radio:  and"}
+{"text":"I have a cabin in the woods and would like to know when a new device enters the area.  What would be a practical way to detect cell phones and log activity?"}
+{"text":"its not even the right frequencies you yidiot It's almost like HAM equipment is easy to modify."}
+{"text":"huh i bet you couldnt have been more cryptic fag what the point of posting if its to sabotage your own communication? also thats the tinkertrany solution the correct solution is to buy pigrel or build one yourself"}
+{"text":"actually the shit i posted is not enough for 5g far from that ffffuck i hate being wrong so fucking much"}
+{"text":"its kinda moot actually 5g FR2 uses beamforming, has shitty penetration and short range its ,not gonna be used in a remote setting at all, and even if it was, it would be extremely hard to detect, if possible at all"}
+{"text":"Use an RTL-SDR and monitor uplink frequencies. You cannot listen in but traffic analysis is plenty sufficient. 13.56Mhz can't be read \"at over 100m\" unless you have expensive antennas and shit Theis wrong on a level so remarkable I am impressed."}
+{"text":"mein nog, I believe the gem on ur wizard's wand would benefit from eithe add/linear ligt or multiply effect"}
+{"text":"No, for example I have this vt 0.500000 1.000000 f 8/1/1 7/2/1 4/2/1 10/1/1"}
+{"text":"Why do so many texts relating to coordinate systems define the word \"forward\" as the direction pointing towards the viewer as opposed to the actual forward direction, take Blender for example (pic related): -Y is forward +X is right +Z is up but the actual forward direction is +Y Another example is the convention for OpenGL camera space where +Z is forward even though the camera is pointing towards -Z so it would make sense for -Z to be forward, although im not sure If I just caught a particularly bad explanation because AI is saying this statement is false, which I got from a book on OpenGL: \"The volume of camera space will range from positive infinity to negative infinity in all directions. Positive X extends right, positive Y extends up, and positive Z is forward. The last one is a change from clip space, where positive Z is away.\""}
+{"text":"I wouldn't waste my time with the minidump api, unless you actually use mini-dumps for non-segv  (AKA non exception filter) dumps. out-of-process exception handling is ideal to avoid triple faulting (it's really hard for the mini-dumper to make a dump during a stack overflow, and there are situations that cause a fastfail that skips the exception filter). If you only care about your PC making dumps, I highly suggest using the registry value to set a folder to store all recent crashes to store into (by default it only has 10 crashes in the folder, and it's only a mini dump, not a full memory dump). Or using procdump if you want it to run on other anon's PC's through a bat script (it can also dumps for stalls). But to actually add useful info to the dump, I would suggest using google crashpad (creates an out of process crash handler, it will work for fastfail's because it uses special WER hook BUT it will not activate on_crash or whatever event just like fastfail, but there are data streams that you can continously upload which should be uploaded). The sentry fork of google crashpad had 1 or 2 features I forgot about. You should use sentry or bugsplat (which uses google crashpad) if you want reports from optimized builds, but these are not free options. It also helps with symbol server / indexing (if you release a nightly build every day, you will waste a lot of space on your SSD keeping duplicate directories, and hosting your own symbol server / indexing is very poorly documented, the easiest way I have seen is with azure devops which may not count as self hosting even though it should work locally if you host your own runner?) But if you are having some weird tricky issue you need debugging for, check out time travel debugging which is part of the windows store version of windbg. But it would not apply to situations where it's a 1 in a blue moon situation. And this is assuming you already use asan / ubsan / drmemory(valgrind on linux)."}
+{"text":"Will self-driving cars ever achieve mass-adoption?"}
+{"text":"It probably handled it better than a human would have."}
+{"text":"Maybe but a human wouldn't have caused that in the first place."}
+{"text":"excessive acceleration Watch the video again anon. nothing short of studded ice tires Bigger tires absolutely would've helped. Less spin for same speed means less likely to break traction. Chains might've been enough too, or better weight distribution."}
+{"text":"W-What the fuck is that?! That is absolutely embarrassing, horrifying, and sad at the same time."}
+{"text":"as American you usually just honk and drive into the car because \"you are right in this situation\" Top kek, that's actually a brilliant metaphor for so many things that citizens of the USA do and the way they go about it. They suffer from the problem of being stuck in a mindset shared by a small, angry, primitive brain. GRR FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I AM ROAD LORD HERE"}
+{"text":"There was no /bst/, so here is the new /bst/ no cleaning up edition remember those?"}
+{"text":"do you also believe the taller you are the older you are?"}
+{"text":"It's la collection Budé. Nice collection."}
+{"text":"Granted, but nobody is remembered for being hygienic. I assumed that these being \"no tidying up edition\" photos, that there wasn't any tidying up to be done and so the anons weren't in the middle of doing some interesting craft or research. I was hoping to see more like"}
+{"text":"Fuck, that was the AI video reply."}
+{"text":"messy messy messy"}
+{"text":"people"}
+{"text":"/adt/, what happened?"}
+{"text":"wym?"}
+{"text":"NTA but is 4chan in general a bit slower than usual when loading images for anyone else?"}
+{"text":"It's the only PC board that's 4kg before it's fully built (if it's the copper weight) I hope others pump out quality PC boards too looking at you G on you alu loving mofo"}
+{"text":"is huntsman elite good for gaming used at 50 doolarydoos?"}
+{"text":"MX Blacks?"}
+{"text":"Baion only"}
+{"text":"Love me some clacks on my keyboard long pole UPE stem switches only tho LOVE that shitty plastic-y sound on the downstroke"}
+{"text":"/g/ makes an 18th album Theme: Outer Space Music Title: [Accepting suggestions] Deadline: 14th of January /g/ makes a 19th album Theme: [Accepting suggestions] Song submission rules/guidelines Upload the file somewhere, preferably in a lossless format, and post the link here. If you want to update your track, make a new post. Include the song title in the post, and make it clear that your song is a submission for the album. Optionally you may include cover art for your track, but please confirm that the image in your post is the cover art or it won't be included. You may not use your real artist name. Songs that contain anything against YouTube's policies won't be uploaded on YT, but will still be added to the album. By default, tracks will be normalised to -14 LUFS (integrated loudness) in the release. You may specify a lower loudness for your track. Use of AI is banned. This includes AI generated stems, samples, and effects. \"AI\" includes all neural network-based models and not hard-coded automation/procedural generation. You are allowed to ask an LLM about music-related questions, but asking it to give you musical ideas (eg. generating a chord progression) is already a no-no. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How's the endgame crickets farming going?"}
+{"text":"update pigmen to the version with the lactating nipple macro controls"}
+{"text":"I hate it, and they toned down the saturation everywhere, and the 'play' window looks retarded too"}
+{"text":"MUNCH"}
+{"text":"Double munch."}
+{"text":"Why did every website running Anubis drop the girl? Even gayming forums went out of their way to get rid of her."}
+{"text":"I looked at his name and yeah he's italian so it makes sense for me why he's suck a dick kek ,italians bro are nice but they're opiniated people."}
+{"text":"Or to put it another way: Usecase for anime girls on a technical website?"}
+{"text":"Decisive femboy shota victory."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"based holy fucking ruined"}
+{"text":"grok pls optimize this code for me"}
+{"text":"technology hasnt peaked, it cant peak whats gonna happen when we reach the absolute limit on how small a transistor can be constructed"}
+{"text":"upskilled fuck does that even mean"}
+{"text":"optimization Haven't you seen video games in the recent years? It's definitely a bad word now."}
+{"text":"optimize it's a shit process for sure, need to change anything throw it away and start over. tear the building down to change the paint color on the second floor"}
+{"text":"The other example (j, k) avoids the upwards funarg problem entirely and it is fairly trivial for the compiler to determine that no closure is required. It's unusual then that a fairly trivial optimization is lost at higher levels by guild but not chez (the two compilers checked so far)"}
+{"text":"all I can tell you is that in the comment for named-let in Emacs Lisp, it says that the byte compiler optimizes away the lambda created by the macro"}
+{"text":"Anyone know what font this is? It looks like some variation of courier."}
+{"text":"TT2020"}
+{"text":"Cool. Thanks."}
+{"text":"proceeds to comment the most inane tech illiterate babble under your video"}
+{"text":"He's referring to brainrotted zoomers using clippy as their YouTube profile image, which started last year. Before that it was JC Denton."}
+{"text":"Why is /g/ so full of Amazon bots shilling post-ownership retardation these days?"}
+{"text":"KEEEEEEEEEK, soo much this,it's so easy to spot a new fa/G/ or a proper old fa/G/ simply by asking what they think about Ai, nu/G/ has been flooded by Luddites"}
+{"text":"I know I'm shcizo, but sometimes I feel like poorly written posts on 4chan like this are specifically mocking me, when I'm drunk posting. Can you please not. Everyone using then/than incorrectly is a troll until proven otherwise."}
+{"text":"being annoying af being antiai Kill yourself, dothead."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"he needs venezuelan oil to fry his burgers, please understand"}
+{"text":"The USA is literally a third world European nation though, being a colony of England."}
+{"text":"the US has been independent for 250 years. yurop is third world"}
+{"text":"new starship launch when"}
+{"text":"36\" tube my beloved, might be getting a second one"}
+{"text":"Well?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it uses a shitty LCD panel."}
+{"text":"If you have a VGA monitor, get a USBC adapter for it. Steam deck, macbook, phone, they all just work as good as the last PC I had with a proper VGA port on it. Not a CRT."}
+{"text":"do you know what hotgluing is?"}
+{"text":"Which one /g/?"}
+{"text":"You're right that a rice cooker is not.a proper replacement for induction but muh concession is the most redditcuck comeback 4troon came up with in years"}
+{"text":"I buy gas tanks in Portugal, the fuck are you on about"}
+{"text":"nigga we have gas lines to our kitchens in many places of europe, and gas tanks in the rest"}
+{"text":"I am 100% poor and have had a gas stove my entire life"}
+{"text":"I think I made this webm years ago on /tv/."}
+{"text":"liquid ass is actually kinda cool"}
+{"text":"I agree, Aero glass IS kinda cool!"}
+{"text":"this shit murdered my iphone 11's battery to fuck lol. still intend to replace the screen and battery in the future but i bought a 16e recently and that shit's staying on ios 18 forever"}
+{"text":"liquid ass that's actually a real product, it's one of the most foul smelling chemical mixes on the planet, it's used for training medics and doctors from what I understand."}
+{"text":"That's just how it's spelled in French."}
+{"text":"Looks good to me too. People are crying how everything looks flat boring and corporate everywhere now, it's good at least some corpo retards are trying to make a fun UI again. That said, it's kinda not that great. Readability is sub-par in many cases. It also seems Tahoe eats more battery. I have went back to Sequoia for the time being until at least the .5 update or so."}
+{"text":"Is coding the coal mining of the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"all the prompters got laid off, like the html gurus of the dot com bubble"}
+{"text":"hello sar"}
+{"text":"Sorta Companies are being aggressive with firing but not as aggressive for rehiring. This indicates AI productivity is allowing companies to get by with lower headcount"}
+{"text":"the market is a cycle only marketing was laid off nobody hires in that quarter llms generate just gibberish ok they laid off developers, but only the bad ones skill issue post your cv the market will recover once the interest rates go down just do side projects a job isnt supposed to be fun ok the market is bad, but so is every other market"}
+{"text":"In US and some other first world countries probably, but that's that."}
+{"text":"Reddit only \"won\" because it was doing shit slightly better than Digg Reddit had better memes and culture than Digg. It wasn’t always a leftist shit hole."}
+{"text":"Does Digg pass the N.A.Z.I. test? Now Ask about Zionism and Israel"}
+{"text":"zionism and isreal kek all leftards are anti-isreal so it does not mean anything until you insult their gods, the niggers"}
+{"text":"Not really. It's about framing. You can curse them as \"white settler colonialists\" all you want but the second you identify them as jews and explain the current state of affairs is a continuation of a millennia of explicitly JEWISH behavior, it's a river of tears and \"muh nazis, muh holocaust.\""}
+{"text":"This seems like an attempt to take nearly 20 years of shitty posts by reddit users and transform them into some kind of knowledge database that piggybacks off google's search. The actually useful ones are probably deleted with nonsense like \"the bacon narwhales at noon! (this post was deleted by delete.us)\" because of the whole moderation fiasco last year or in 2024 so you aren't even getting USEFUL answers anymore. memes and culture than Digg. Memes were stolen from here, Newfag. Culture? Who gives a fuck about culture? The only thing a site should be is USEFUL. Digg stopped being useful. Reddit started to be useful becuase it didn't make itself awful to USE. That's it."}
+{"text":"kills your battery life"}
+{"text":"I'm still on 4g and have thus far felt no need to updoot"}
+{"text":"*kills you* da joos don't want you to know this!"}
+{"text":"schizos scramble in a panic and regroup on this talking point after not even they believe their \"5G causes disease and kills people\" nonsense anymore"}
+{"text":"you don't -have- to hop on every new fad when it comes out. of course it's just muh higher number disregarding anything else. just stick to 2 or 3g for better battery life and coverage"}
+{"text":"A life."}
+{"text":"I've been hosting my 100 to 300 MB APNG EEVEE-rendered furry gooner animations on google drive since they give me 15 GB of storage for free, and no other platform supports files this big (or APNG files in general, except for Itaku(dot)ee). turns out you can just post a thumbnail on furaffinity and then add a public link to the google drive file. It's awesome but it really feels too good to be true. how does a company like google afford to just give every single user 15 GB for free and no individual file size limit beyond the total storage cap? i really wouldn't be surprised if they were monitoring my storage and uploads, but if this is an unacceptable use of their services, they haven't stopped me yet. if i ever get really into this, i might actually consider paying for expanded storage, but i've only got one animation up so far and i've got enough storage for 12 minutes of runtime, and i don't do animations past 10 seconds."}
+{"text":"If you care about your google account not getting nuked this sounds like a horrible idea They get away with 15gb for every user because one in a thousand accounts ever put more than a few megabytes on and said content is only ever accessed by them a handful of times. It's free to provide to those who don't use it and the outliers who are cost so little it's effectively free with user retention and whatever considered. As soon as you start stepping out of line from those two and costing them real money in bandwidth they'll pick out whatever line they want from their TOS to say you're breaking it and ban you, and furry pornography while based probably isn't a difficult one to find an excuse for Also post your work faggot"}
+{"text":"Other anons mentioned it already but I strongly recommend you not to store porn on Google Drive, especially not if you're making the links public, they're absolute cunts about it."}
+{"text":"JPEG XL supports higher bit depths that both Webp and JPG do not. This equates to a huge reduction in color banding for images with color gradients or just more colors in general."}
+{"text":"Also to be fair PNG is NOT a guarantee that an image is lossless because retards save JPG images as PNGs all the time."}
+{"text":"still loads slow af. what the fuck happened. Also why aren't the cast & crew images loading?"}
+{"text":"typical open source response. why the fuck did they have to fuck it up in the first place."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"that's stupid"}
+{"text":"In the grand tapestry of Western civilizational development, the evolution of computational instruments represents a fundamental struggle between the expansive, specialized elite and the stagnant, institutionalized masses. To observe the rivalry between Texas Instruments and the Hewlett-Packard legacy is to witness a war between mandatory textbook compliance and unfiltered engineering dominance. The practitioner who wields a DM41X, fortified with the CCD, SandMath, and 41Z modules, does not merely use a tool; they command a specialized scientific instrument. Herein lies the reality of why TI-virgins cannot occupy the same operational plane as the 41Chads: The RPN \"Barrier:\" The TI-virgin is trapped within the \"Infix\" notation, a mess of nested menus and the chaotic struggle of parentheses. Conversely, the 41Chad operates within the disciplined hierarchy of RPN. While the virgin frantically checks if he closed the bracket on a sin function, the Chad hits the operator and watches the stack execute with cold certainty. Institutional vs. Operational: TI maintains a \"stranglehold\" on the educational establishment, producing designs for 15-year-olds seeking the path of least resistance. Their builds are lightweight plastic with mushy buttons. The DM41X is a stainless steel and glass tank; one does not \"tap\" it, the 41Chad engages it. The Library of Alexandria: The TI /v/irgin is limited to clunky TI-Basic scripts. The 41Chad has inherited forty years of professional M-Code. While the TI /v/irgin is Googling \"how to do a Bessel function,\" the SandMath module has already calculated it using microcode forged for aerospace engineers. Aesthetic Vitality: The TI-84 is the \"beige minivan\" of math... ubiquitous and mandated by the state. The DM41X is the vintage-inspired supercar. To reveal a 41-series instrument in a room of TI-virgins is to pull a fountain pen in a room of crayon users."}
+{"text":"But it feels so much better to tap physical keys, as opposed to a stupid screen."}
+{"text":"in your hands there is no difference between an rpn calculator and a fidget spinner swissmicros make good shit but there's no reason to be weird as fuck about it"}
+{"text":"/g/ in 2026 newfags unironically prefer touch screens to tactile buttons"}
+{"text":"It would indeed have been grim to find out about a device this awesome only after I actually had a use for one. I actually bought it for uni and used and enjoyed it there. No use for it after graduation"}
+{"text":"300 yuros does it at least run forth?"}
+{"text":"Tiny anime girl lives on your motherboard. Heat keeps her alive"}
+{"text":"usecase for bussy?"}
+{"text":"awawa~"}
+{"text":"Start by figuring out a NAND chip and how it works. Everything else down the road is just various arrangements of that one chip to ridiculous levels of complexity."}
+{"text":"cute, but I sense some resistance"}
+{"text":"At least the \"elite human capital\" isn't an autistic failure like you and doesn't struggle with talking shit when it benefits them"}
+{"text":"will AI finally free us from (((coders)))?"}
+{"text":"you will never be an engineer"}
+{"text":"coding was never engineering and that's fine"}
+{"text":"buy an ad"}
+{"text":"Free me from mentally ill artists"}
+{"text":"Why stop at code. If AI gets rid of people who don't want be at work, and let them gossip at a cafe, play vidya, garden, whatever, it would be a net positive in productivity. I genuinely think some people are a net negative to getting anything done, and for some reason we have accepted company run adult daycare to be the solution."}
+{"text":"How do you buy a GPU in this case Give me an example"}
+{"text":"Don't they make decent laptops? Wasn't Sony Vaio was big as the MacBook back in early 2000's?"}
+{"text":"There is no winning. At the same time tho as someone who has bought both AMD and Nvidia and based on personal experience, I can say each deserve their exact position in the market."}
+{"text":"nvidia"}
+{"text":"no im not a redditor"}
+{"text":"So wtf is going to happen when companies won't be able to afford to buy new laptops for their staff or new starters?"}
+{"text":"What's going to happen when closed AI can't pay their bills and get sued by RAM manufacturers?"}
+{"text":"The whole AI industry has put themselves in a deadlocked position where they all owe each other so much money that nobody is truly bankrupt or rich."}
+{"text":"Just buy shittier laptops and use cloud computing. We already do everything on remote desktops on an AWS server at the engineering company I work at."}
+{"text":"Laptop ram usses the same memory chips that desktop ram uses anon."}
+{"text":"We'll go back to the era of dumb terminals and Plan 9 will rise from the ashes."}
+{"text":"Why are they trying to kill X11 so hard?"}
+{"text":"who cares, they can't take it away from me"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck users Window's default front rendering? Use FreeType system wide, i.e. MacType."}
+{"text":"wish theyd kill win 11. had to disable updates in group policy because i turned on my pc and had the mac as to make changes like ummm, i didnt click anything. click no but see the win 11 update briefly. if id have clicked yes like a tard id have been on win 11 now and fuming. whats the ricks of not enrolling in the extended security updates?"}
+{"text":"Iconoclasm"}
+{"text":"I don't think AI should have non-thinking modes. They are so much worse, not just in conclusions, but in tone as well. We should focus on making reasoning faster and replacing non thinking models entirely, as they are only useful for the most basic stuff."}
+{"text":"I don't think Indians like you should be on people's internet, you should be on IoT."}
+{"text":"Also look at the desk, lmao."}
+{"text":"Thar generatice ai that you/many use for images music videos (...) usually has no special thinking mode."}
+{"text":"The point is about text LLMs, image models are wack"}
+{"text":"“Thinking” mostly makes AI look smart, but not really They really do not think, so it just merely skews token generation towards a certain direction, sometimes even the wrong one, but at least it’s good for “debugging” the little retards"}
+{"text":"WHY DOESN'T MICROSOFT OFFICE WORK ON LINUX"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"my sister likes computers too! Does she use water cooling in her plumbing?"}
+{"text":"Sauce on this pic?"}
+{"text":"Windows is a paid OS (yes, I know there's workarounds). Linux is free and you take what you can get."}
+{"text":"try portproton"}
+{"text":"no one uses shift when typing on a pc Everyone does. You're just brown."}
+{"text":"Oh nice, completely forgot how much lighter SSD's are ngl lol, I'll just pick this one up then, atleast then I know it'll work for my use case then, plus I don't have to worry about going over the baggage weight limit when travelling too lol, thanks :) No problem man, but do know that the product I linked is a HDD, not SSD. It might not make a big difference for your use, but still I thought I should bring attention to that."}
+{"text":"btown people have auto-capitalization on their phones thats why we distinguish whites from brown by not using shift when typing they also do a space in front of a sentence/question mark and dot"}
+{"text":"if you have large anime stash why not list it over irc ? you're not a stream fag right? /a/ hates stream fags but if you're not why is there almost no rare old anime on irc ?"}
+{"text":"Bro i just use discord like a normal person"}
+{"text":"year of our Lord 1453+573 three 24-25\" Mini LED monitors with at most 180 dimming zones zero 24-25\" OLED monitors It's the perfect size I don't understand how anyone can comfortably use a bigger one outside of a professional setting. Why is this size reserved for shit monitors?"}
+{"text":"Anon has never used a 32\" or a 48\" gigachad monitor krusty the clown jewish what is the meaning of all this???"}
+{"text":"Anon has never used a 32\" or a 48\" gigachad monitor I have, it's shit. Having to move your head more than 5cm in any direction is a terrible user experience. Makes me feel like that retard staring at light going through colour filter blocks."}
+{"text":"24 mini LED 4k 120hz monitor would be peak"}
+{"text":"stop bullying????"}
+{"text":"you can do that with wan2.2 or 2.5 with a simple prompt. There loras for that with qwen image edit models but its janky and the details are very poor."}
+{"text":"deserved for being hasty. baking is serious business"}
+{"text":"awesome"}
+{"text":"Training Klein-9B is so fucking easy holy shit. No captions for anything (just the trigger keyword), 40 images in the dataset, 2000 steps and shit's on fire yo. This is the next SDXL."}
+{"text":"Why are people so afraid of nuclear energy?"}
+{"text":"oil industry propaganda"}
+{"text":"Three Mile Island incompetence Chernobyl incompetence Fukashima malicious intent, deliberately built on a fault line All it takes is some potentially deliberate sabotage to make people think having a nuclear power plant that's actually staffed and run by competent people are just going to be another Chernobyl incident, without any cool areas to base a fictional series on and book tours to."}
+{"text":"do you even know how batteries are made? 0 cost and negative prices for electricity is a strong indication it means there is too much energy being produced. and, you know, that's what batteries are for. nice arguments you got there, mr shillbot. you could be making money by reselling energy, but instead, you decided to shill for a shitty industry that keeps selling overpriced, overengineered bullshit. so sad..."}
+{"text":"believe in the solid state scam"}
+{"text":"There is a reason batteries aren't mainstream, they are simply uneconomical and they also reduce the EROI to a level that's not realistic as a base for a functioning society. The problem with negative prices making it unprofitable for green energy producers to produce when they do produce remains even with batteries, there will always be negative prices when it blows and when there's sun if most of the electricity is produced by wind and solar, how are they to make money? Why aren't people building a significant amount of batteries? Why aren't solar farms generally coupling with batteries?"}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"BT gaymes AI cattle"}
+{"text":"Having fun in life is inconceivable to you"}
+{"text":"BT is only great for watching movies and videos. No matter the codec and device you will never get Zero latency"}
+{"text":"I don't need zero latency, though. My use case is non-competitive games."}
+{"text":"The modern internet is designed to be convenient. Algorithms on platforms like X  tirelessly curate \"For You\" feeds, aiming to show us exactly what we want to see. But this convenience comes at a price: we are trapped in a feedback loop of the familiar, governed by engagement metrics rather than genuine discovery. To find something truly unique, you have to break the machine. I’ve started using a different method: bypassing the algorithmic gatekeepers entirely by manual searching via xcancel/Nitter. X is essentially a massive, chaotic landfill of data, a mountain of digital trash. The platform's algorithm is designed to surface what is popular or provocative, but it is fundamentally incapable of recognizing a \"hidden gem.\" It prioritizes the loud over the profound. When you use xcancel to search for specific, niche (random?) keywords without being logged into a personalized profile, the experience is jarring. The vast majority of what you see is irrelevant noise. However, this is where the magic happens. By manually sifting through the debris, you encounter \"pearls\", eccentric thoughts, obscure primary sources, or niche conversations- that an algorithm would have filtered out for being too \"irrelevant\" to your profile. This is the fundamental difference between randomized discovery and algorithmic personalization. One gives you a mirror of your own interests; the other gives you a shovel and a map to the unknown. It is tedious, manual work, but in a world of polished, predictable feeds, it is the only way to find the treasures buried deep within the data pile."}
+{"text":"OP just states the obvious exactly. someone has to do it."}
+{"text":"Hey guys grass is green. FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! Point of this?"}
+{"text":"this is MY blog, retard."}
+{"text":"every time on this site: aaggh nobody is posting quality slop anymore!! its over!! <aaghh this is not your blog!! go away!!"}
+{"text":"There's more than two things in the world you fucking sperg"}
+{"text":"WE COULD'VE HAVE IT ALL"}
+{"text":"left is the device the comment chain is talking about..."}
+{"text":"oh, I'm retarded. Thank you sir"}
+{"text":"whats on the right"}
+{"text":"ok saar"}
+{"text":"Gemini PDA"}
+{"text":"come home from work boot up my pop os cosmic pc drink monster mango loco life is fucking amazing"}
+{"text":"work boot up sugerslop zoomer mangatroon grim"}
+{"text":"fr no cap bussin my cussin nigga fr low key for good measure fr"}
+{"text":"unc using arch when pop just works lol"}
+{"text":"rtx 3090 and 3080ti only to become obsolete fast as fuck. Those still hold a decent amount of their value, and have in fact risen in price for the last 2 months now."}
+{"text":"3090s went for $4k at the height of the mining craze They don't even go for 25% of that amount now"}
+{"text":"I spent $1500 on my 3080ti during the covid pricing era, it still runs bf6 at 4k very high settings fine.  PC parts are obsolete within a year normally, nothing has changed about that you dingus."}
+{"text":"PC components really shouldn't hold any value at all. They are commodities that tend to be superseded quite forcefully and become more unreliable as they age. The \"hobbyfication\" of PC building has meant everyone treats everything shit as something special. This component glows with RGB lights and is made from the handful of untouchable Taiwanese companies so let's ignore that it's mass produced garbage designed to only last 3 years and has been made obsolete for years so it's definitely worth $1000 still."}
+{"text":"PC components really shouldn't hold any value at all. No, they shouldn't. What we are seeing here is price gouging and price fixing by corporations to artificially limit supply and drive up costs, they did this in the 2000's and they are doing it since the 2010's again. People justify it with inflation when it never was inflation, that's just the excuse. The idea of computers becoming a luxury hobby is frankly fucking ridiculous after a certain point when you have the industry setup because production becomes rather trivial resource-wise. it's mass produced garbage designed to only last 3 years This shit is the mostly insulting thing that nobody talks about from this perspective, selling circuit boards with chips built like absolutely dogshit from an engineering perspective. The power delivery and connectors on NVIDIA GPUs in recent years for example, quality control issues up the ass on AMD GPUs because they used unleaded solder, lack of serviceability due to using BGA instead of PGA. Thinner and thinner PCBs prone to cracking, factory overclocking, ECC not being standard on everything, the list goes on."}
+{"text":"Is it possible to create artificial intelligence like the ones in Black Mirror?"}
+{"text":"What's with the playstation buttons? You're missing the X"}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Idk but it seems entirely possible to create humanlike artificial intelligence. Which will lead to moral and ethical issues, certainly."}
+{"text":"Let me guess - you *need* more?"}
+{"text":"It functions as a clock and an alarm though"}
+{"text":"You know the buttons on the side? I lost this watch once and one button is permanently stuck further in so I can't press it anymore. Shit watch ngl"}
+{"text":"I need less. You can keep your time bomb watch."}
+{"text":"For me, it's this bad boy"}
+{"text":"This watch is keeping me from getting a gf"}
+{"text":"Chat rooms used to be so common in the 90s and early 2000s. What happened to them?"}
+{"text":"dictatorial moderator niche hobby forums Went together like ham and cheese"}
+{"text":"Extreme fragmentation. Discord, Whatsapp, Telegram, Signal... list goes on. The sea of information on the web enables human specialization, so, the fragmentation intensifies. why do you need a chat about 10cm wide fork springs? and how do you persuade the retard who owns it, that it belongs to a wider group that is non existent? yes yes, those booba is very scary (not)"}
+{"text":"I remember learning how to use IRC via a command line tool, visiting random rooms, and having fun just lurking watching people talk. It was especially interesting to be in one where file sharing was allowed and exploring what was there. I'm sure I could get that same experience in any random discord but I dont get that same sekrit club feeling, everything just feels too easy and un-earned."}
+{"text":"What about discord? It's basically centralized IRC with ads."}
+{"text":"irc still exists and zoomers dont use it so theres more genuine conversation"}
+{"text":"how insecure it would be to use pic rel for day to day usage? think reading emails, editing with vim, using ssh, maybe checking out some git repos, nothing crazy."}
+{"text":"t. doesnt know shit about computers"}
+{"text":"I've been daily driving it for about two months, so far I haven't gotten raped."}
+{"text":"it's got basically no malware made for it. I would personally make backups frequently if you tried it, though. Even if it's technically at r1 it's still prone to occasional kernel panics or wipes. FWIW I've only used it on an old EEE pc that had some sort of cmos battery issue and only had 1 gig of ram, and it had some other random issue, so whatever."}
+{"text":"It would probably be the most secure shit you could possibly run. Who the fuck would even bother writing malware for goddamn Haiku?"}
+{"text":"be me buy ThinkPad P53 on eBay realize I would probably be fine with my 15 yld desktop and a meh 2017 business laptop instead decide to not be greedy remember that the P53’s trackpoint’s left clicker button doesn’t properly click (clicks but no clickly feel) be retarded and “see how hard it would be to fix if I kept it” fix it partly to the point where they might think I am lying if I return it under “not as expected” can’t unfix it the same way I “fixed it” shipping it back as a normal return would cost $20-30 in shipping note: seller is a business seller mfw I fix something and make my life worse because of it Unfixing it by putting something sticky or padded under the button might make it look like I am lying about its initial condition. I kinda sorta want to keep it since it was an okay deal (?) at 320+30 taxes for 9850H, t1000, 48gib, no ssd, minor wear, fair battery, w/ charger, and good screen, but I guess I don’t really NEED it?  I don’t know; either way I will be crying and regretting my decision.  If I got a job on the weekends or something, with the amount of time I have spent worrying about this stuff I could have practically gotten it for free by now."}
+{"text":"Lenovo skimped out on something they could have included at scale for maybe $2 but decided not to in laptops they gave MSRP values in the thousands... Lenovo has always been looking for ways to guck consumers over."}
+{"text":"Can't you just replace the buttons? I swapped in a new keyboard on an old Dell I got for free, it was nbd."}
+{"text":"I know the older thinkpads had separate clicker modules but that appears to have been integrated with the keyboard starting with p5x (x might be only 3 or 2 though)."}
+{"text":"390gib and in good SMART health; I will just buy the adapter. The speed gain from sata to 3rd gen nvme seems to be exaggerated for all non-pro-workloads so I see no reason to buy nvme for speed either. Sounds good. I am mostly just annoyed Lenovo skimped out on something they could have included at scale for maybe $2 but decided not to in laptops they gave MSRP values in the thousands... I imagine it's so businesses can decide whether they need it or not, and when they're paying full price they don't really care about $17. It's a bit of a moot point though. For you it is just a small problem that can be fixed with a small amount of money, and it doesn't really matter what the cause is. Is the mushy clicker a nonissue then? You should exercise a bit of agency and answer that for yourself. How much will it bother you? Do you enjoy the kind of work it will require to fix it? Use the answers to those questions to figure out what you should do."}
+{"text":"So how much is a replacement keyboard like 20 bucks? Just swap it man."}
+{"text":"Why is Apple the only company who cares about good design?"}
+{"text":"The snapdragon 8 elite chip runs GTA emulated through Winlator better than that jeetbook. Also we're talking about design and how bad apple is at it in this thread. Anyone remember the battery wart case they made? That thing was a fucking design disaster too."}
+{"text":"Homosexuals care about good design a lot more than heterosexuals do, and Apple knows who are their customers. Simple as."}
+{"text":"there is no equivalent to macs macs have: soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years doesnt exist on 99% of PCs when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on thesoldered SSD to save $0.05 on a dedicated chip doesnt exist on 99% of PCs components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery) doesnt exist on 99% of PCs riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace doesnt exist on 99% of PCs flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times doesnt exist on 99% of PCs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"get a toilet street shitter your currynigger silicon gets mogged by fucking decade old celerons"}
+{"text":"Linux I'm not a transsexual"}
+{"text":"Does this shit really happen to every macbook? How noticeable is it when actually using the screen?"}
+{"text":"I think it's the screen coating coming off. Ouch..."}
+{"text":"imperceptible at all, really only visible under bright light and zero brightness on screen. 2010 model… just cleaned it yesterday, too. oily keyboard or oily fingers"}
+{"text":"iTODDLERS BTFO"}
+{"text":"This doesn't happen to my HP EliteBook. I mean, sometimes the keys imprint themselves on the screen but it always wipes off. I've seen thinkpads get permascratched by keys too though. How the fuck does a GLASS macbook manage it?"}
+{"text":"How are cyber security Youtubers so knowledgeable?"}
+{"text":"remember, believe the opposite of what tranime posters say"}
+{"text":"They are not. Most of them are either funny idiots like mental outlaw, or harmful faggots like john hammond. The former Dunning-Krugered himself into thinking that he has an authority to guide linux autists, the other literally makes people drop off of universities by falsely advertising bug bounty as something fun and easy."}
+{"text":"I have learned that the average person is an idiot, so when I started my channel I was going deep into Linux. The view count was low. Soon as I shifted from This is how you set up GPU pass through on a hypervisor to This is how you install GNONE The views shot up way up Most people don't care enough to go deep at all. They simply want a fast 30 second clip to tell them how to fix or do something."}
+{"text":"yes saar, my credentials are very real saar"}
+{"text":"What's wrong with Mutahar?"}
+{"text":"I like small laptops and small tech in general. I bought this to use on my couch for youtube and browsing for around $250usd after coupons. I replaced the thermal paste with ptm and the stock ssd and I like it. What small laptops do you guys like?"}
+{"text":"I really hope the Pocket 4 gets back to a decent price. Didn't have the money to get the 370 model when it was the 32gb for $1375 so I waited now here we are. Might be looking at used ones instead in a year I guess."}
+{"text":"But what did we call those 10 inch laptops before they were called netbooks?"}
+{"text":"Subnotebook... Like"}
+{"text":"None since I'm a grown man and not a child."}
+{"text":"give me something the size of a nintendo DS"}
+{"text":"How do I create a chan and host it for free?"}
+{"text":"But do you recommend that I host my chan on Vercel?"}
+{"text":"Bro just pony up the €5 and put it on hetzner or some shit, you donkey. There's no such thing as free, they're gonna find a way to penny pinch you."}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"If you bump that budget from $0/mo to $5/mo then it becomes trivial. And $5 might as well be free unless you live in South Sudan or something."}
+{"text":"I think the docker for vichan doesnt work so youd have to (vibe)code the docker and get everything right"}
+{"text":"ergo-mouse better for your wrist I feel like a fucking faggot holding this thing. Does it get any better or should I plug my logitech back in right now"}
+{"text":"I have the big red ball Kensington and it's decent Kinda fun"}
+{"text":"I hate this image, this and the one about putting a lightbulb in your mouth"}
+{"text":"I exclusively use wired stuff if I can get away with it. Having to deal with any extra fluff is silly unless you move around a lot, in which case you should invest in a laptop anyway."}
+{"text":"guns in real life should be swapping to thumb-op triggers anyway, why would this be better?"}
+{"text":"what is [[[his]]] end game"}
+{"text":"All profits are just reinvested, niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Why dont they just make ai not free at all. Theyd profit pretty fast that way."}
+{"text":"They can't 'cause other companies exist for now, they need rid of these first"}
+{"text":"Theres a few and they all know each other irl lol"}
+{"text":"Chinese and Google offer a ton of shit for free, so that's a problem."}
+{"text":"I unironically want that."}
+{"text":"He still won't be chipped, and anon will have won where the others beg for it to end Rev 9:6"}
+{"text":"Furthermore contacts are such a pain in the ass that no one sane that doesn't need them would opt to wear them daily. Not to mention you can straight up fuck your eyes if you don't handle them properly."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAAAAAR"}
+{"text":"yes I'm a computer illiterate Louis Rossmann viewer, how did you know?"}
+{"text":"Lots of threads like this today"}
+{"text":"actual bake"}
+{"text":"Blessed bake Ty anon"}
+{"text":"basado"}
+{"text":"Alright, I'll go with a 1200W one. Cheers anon."}
+{"text":"Impressive, very nice. Ripping off this workflow rn"}
+{"text":"Never mind, I'm retarded and didn't notice one of those still on Max. ..."}
+{"text":"it's very cool in many ways not in any direct way, maybe it wasn't trained"}
+{"text":"use the same seed they all look the same good work anon"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"face/body swaps post modus operandi"}
+{"text":"Comfy bread"}
+{"text":"comfyui_0043.png the fuck did you do to my nini?"}
+{"text":"Whats the easiest USB hack you have ever heard of or done! funny , dumb, cool . bored at work , no where as fun as here to ask <3 lov yuh"}
+{"text":"Hack as in like \"1337\"? I rubbed some shit on my teacher's USB ports back in high school."}
+{"text":"meant more along the cyber side of things , but these work too ahaha love to read it"}
+{"text":"eat the usb stick"}
+{"text":"more verbose slower for majority of usecases less platform support ... how??"}
+{"text":"Mincraft Alpha is poorly optimized because its Alpha software. It runs like shit even on period correct hardware."}
+{"text":"Minecraft was shit because Notch had no fucking clue what he was doing when it came to OpenGL. Don't even try to defend him with \"it was just alpha\", fuck off retard."}
+{"text":"knowledge of opengl he used fucking java, you silly cunt. you could have an encyclopedic knowledge of the whole opengl API and nothing will make java run faster. street shitters have tried for decades."}
+{"text":"Turn on framerate limit otherwis it pegs it's cpu core at 100% and then hiccups every time you load a chunk"}
+{"text":"more like churk haha"}
+{"text":"self driving vehicles No lidar btw robots No robot version of chatgpt thats perfect yet btw going to mars I might do it later btw"}
+{"text":"who is this semen demon"}
+{"text":"kys shill"}
+{"text":"they keyboard we all want the keyboard framework won't give us"}
+{"text":"literally hp keyboard so, get an elitebook, they're fine (I hate aluminum laptops) t. posted from my elitebook 845"}
+{"text":">they keyboard we all want I don't want a keyboard like that, don't project so hard you forget that there are other people with wildly different preferences. this is a shit layout with lots of potential for mis-presses, I'm not going to elaborate any further"}
+{"text":"wait until you find out the nationality of your own laptop brands company"}
+{"text":"Thinkpad already nails the layout 13 years ago. What is this clown ass key placement?"}
+{"text":"Jonney Shih is Taiwanese. At least he isn't brown."}
+{"text":"How Jane Street is using LLMs. But /g/ told me AI is useless! Meanwhile top devs have fully integrated them into their workflows to become even more efficient."}
+{"text":"I see \"—\" in a text, I don't read the text, simple as."}
+{"text":"So they use version control and have LLM's check compile errors? I don't get it. What's Jane Street? Do they sell frozen chicken? Who are you people? What am I doing here? How do I leave?"}
+{"text":"wtf am i looking at? post the source, retard."}
+{"text":"Jane Street is the place that produces talent like pic related."}
+{"text":"Fact: Any business or service that sponsors YouTubers should be avoided"}
+{"text":"Is this just zoomer hype or is it actually legit?"}
+{"text":"Is this just zoomer hype or is it actually legit? It's shit, they're shilling it to combat the bad publicity they're constantly getting thanks to being alt-left giga authoritarian assholes."}
+{"text":"Looks neat but takes forever to get the right setup. Just install cachyos and call it a day."}
+{"text":"troon brainrot spend 10 minutes reinstalling a few packages when you reinstall vs. spend 10 hours learning some retarded DSL You need zfs snapshots, backups and a package manager. This is academic retardation, par for the course. Every single part of nixos is a testament to just how much people can ignore the question \"why did this need to exist?\""}
+{"text":"I use Nix in Desktop and Server, helps to keep track of the state of the system, but man, nix sure is an ugly language."}
+{"text":"MacBook user here only had it for a few months on 4chan only, why doesn't my sentence automatically capitalize after a period? double tapping the spacebar does a period but the start of the next sentence doesn't automatically capitalize Anyone else?"}
+{"text":"been a windowsfag my entire life until I ragequit at how shit it has gotten then smashed it on my driveway with a sledgehammer and bought a MacBook. linux is worse than Mac newfriend I was here from 2006-2012, nigger"}
+{"text":"consider how shit w11 is, then imagine if it were 5X worse, and 5X as expensive. that's the steaming heap of pajeet shit that is crapple pajeetOS, running on its own custom tailored specially designed first party apploo hardware these curryniggers can't even update their own pajeetOS on their own 100% in house 100% custom designed currybooks without bricking them now imagine if these street shitters released their curryniggerOS to run on completely unsupported hardware with drivers made by onions boy hobbyists, that's pajeetintosh macos is the biggest heap of currynigger shit in the history of operating systems, and releasing it on PC would finally expose this curryniggerOS to the world for the steaming heap of pajeet shit that it is"}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"asahi is dead"}
+{"text":"he doesn't automatically capitalize the first letter of a sentence by himself NGMI"}
+{"text":"Might be bottle-necked from the CPU or board, what other hardware do you have?"}
+{"text":"Ye, but you will need a usb-c to hdmi/displayport dongle hub thing"}
+{"text":"Nowadays you can always connect some wireless or wireless headphones and also the speakers nowadays are very little and portable. I don't remember the last time I used the speakers of a laptop and not the speakers or headphones."}
+{"text":"How can I speed up my editing process? I have a YouTube channel with about 10k subscribers and it's worth it for me to upload on it because I manage to get 500 to 1k USD worth of revenue out of it and built somewhat of a following. But I struggle to finish videos because Lord, it's so fucking tedious. I use kdenlive and I'm not sure how others do to release videos with honestly often better editing than me in record time. What are some tips and tricks I could use to speed up my editing? I have no problem with writing scripts or generating ideas but the editing process is so fucking tedious man"}
+{"text":"youtube men Kill yourselves."}
+{"text":"Depending on your subject matter you could try switching to a different style of video that requires very little editing. See bigclive as an example, he rarely seems to do any editing beyond cutting out dead air with \"one moment please...\". To pull this off while maintaining decent quality you'll probably need to use the time you would have spent editing on more prep and rehearsal. So you might not technically save much time, but it could be less daunting/draining."}
+{"text":"Watch Youtube tutorials. Not kidding. Also ask Grok for tips."}
+{"text":"I use kdenlive Well, there's your problem. Consider acquiring some pro grade editing software. You could also manually keep a detailed log when editing a video and figure out exactly which part of the process is the most time consuming. There is also pre-processing software like Lossless cut that could speed up the editing by doing a rough cut before hand."}
+{"text":"Mindset. If you record footage with the mindset \"I'll fix it in post\", you gonna have to sift through garbage and fix lots of mistakes. Record as if you're using expensive film. I.e., plan everything, have a storyboard/script and rehearse. Light your scenes properly and have good mics if you want to record talking. Garbage in, garbage out."}
+{"text":"How the fuck is a 1998 game capable of generating collisions for any terrain and it just works on super old hardware? Meanwhile Godot's trimesh is so slow it cannot even run smoothly on modern hardware (and also broken since version 4), while anything other than trimesh will cause the player to literally fall through the stage? Can someone explain this?"}
+{"text":"Half Life 2 and Far Cry 1 also came out in 2004 and look significantly better than Quake 3"}
+{"text":"farcry 1 was the first game i ran to try out my new 7600GT and it was so damn beautiful all maxed out (or at least with high settings)"}
+{"text":"Any game with that amount of attention for that long of a time would have exploits discovered"}
+{"text":"They're very good at what they do."}
+{"text":"yea i don't think any game could survive the amount of attention mario 64 has and come out not being considered full of holes. mario 64 isn't even a particularly buggy game, like if you played it yourself not knowing anything about it, you're unlikely to run into many issues. only think i can think of is perhaps invisible walls in tick tock clock, which due to it's shape and design full of moving objects, it's rife with invisible walls (which are unintentional in mario 64)"}
+{"text":"hello poors! are you ready to face the fact Nvidia video cards are an appreciating asset? I heard rumors they canceled the 16gb variants of the 5070ti and 5060ti cards AND it is also rumored the 50 series are the last cards to even receive drivers for them to work in the fucking first place. Starting with the 60 series, drivers will be locked behind a subscription paywall. Oh and good luck with next gen gpus that the only choices you get is a 6060 8gb for $700-$1000 or a 6080 24gb for $5000. And make sure you subscribe to geforce"}
+{"text":"Nvidia drivers only will work on Windows 11 starting in October of this year."}
+{"text":"Those fuckers on Aliexpress will find a way. You can find adapters and shit for everything. Old phones, laptop to socketed deskop cpu conversions, even 8MB SD cards all eventually find their way from ewaste to a seller."}
+{"text":"Honestly i think i'll be fine with my 1050 Ti till 2040, but if it shits the bed i have multiple alternatives on hand anyways."}
+{"text":"mad thing, i bought my gpu to use in my pc not to sell when people want one and want to py me what i paid for it."}
+{"text":"yea, traipsing the streets with a gpu of that calibre is patnetic."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else hate modern YouTube? I miss the times when the YouTube homepage wasn't a fucking feed but just the latest videos from your subscriptions. While the \"Browse\" button ('member that?) at the top would take you to the page with all the viral videos from across the world. But now, being on YouTube feels like you're hooked onto some kind of drug, because the algorithm tracks your viewing habits and patterns and fills your feed with videos that will keep you endlessly watching one video after another, and by the end of the day you feel like your brain literally rotted a bit from mindlessly consooming bullshit content you didn't need or ask for. Not to mention, they way YouTube videos themselves are produced these days seems like they're specifically designed to induce anxiety and break your mind from over-stimulation."}
+{"text":"True. I only really watch subscribers these days though. I don't binge like I used to. I blocked ads the moment they had 5 second unskippable ones which was what, 2012 when Jewgle took over?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, youtube channels used to be pretty much like a MySpace or Orkut page. You could use whatever background you liked, move the elements around, and have a corny About Me intro. You could even add friends (IIRC), send personal messages, and check them in a gmail like layout. Not to mention, the Video Response feature and section, where people could respond to your video with their own video."}
+{"text":"The subscription page they give you now is absolute shit and unusable, almost as if they don't want you to use it and instead stay on the home feed and consoom the slop the algorithm throws at you. Originally the subscription page used to sort videos by days, week and channel. So You got all the latest videos of your subscriptions at one place sorted by time and channel."}
+{"text":"Youtube website is so slow these days, I click on a video I want to watch, and then go to the bathroom and come back."}
+{"text":"Yup, and it keeps getting worse and worse."}
+{"text":"you... don't store data on ssd/nvme, right anon? SSDs (including NVMe, which is just a fast PCIe-connected SSD) store data in NAND flash by trapping electrical charge in cells. Over time, especially when left **unpowered**, that charge slowly leaks. As the charge level drifts, the controller may misread bits, leading to **bit rot** or uncorrectable errors. Unlike HDDs, SSDs need periodic power so the controller can refresh weak cells and rewrite data. High temperatures, higher-density NAND (TLC/QLC), and cells with many prior writes all accelerate charge loss. Modern SSDs use **ECC (error-correcting codes)**, so early corruption is often silently corrected. Problems start when errors exceed ECC limits: files may fail checksums, decompress incorrectly, or become unreadable. Consumer SSDs are typically rated to retain data **~1 year unpowered** at room temperature after being written, but this is a minimum spec. In real-world conditions, data loss has been observed in **months** for heavily worn drives or those stored hot; enterprise drives often do better but are not immune. Detection relies on **hashes** (e.g., SHA-256) or parity recorded when data is known-good. Periodically re-hashing and comparing detects silent corruption that the filesystem may miss. Filesystems like **ZFS or Btrfs** automate this via checksums and scrubbing. Mitigation is simple: keep multiple copies, periodically power SSDs and rewrite data, store them cool, and never rely on a single unpowered SSD for long-term archival storage."}
+{"text":"I should probably clean my rig today."}
+{"text":"i have never had a problem with it how are you testing this claim methodically"}
+{"text":"My case can't fit all the drives I own and I dont nedd to power all of them all the time"}
+{"text":"This The big spinning rust shills are at it again"}
+{"text":"well, i cant have more than one nvme ssd because the mobo is a b560 and i have a 10700 which only allows for pcie3 lanes and the other nvme slot is pcie4 so id need to upgrade to a 11th gen to get it work."}
+{"text":"Been developing my C++ runtime/port of Pocket TTS some more. I've gotten the latency down to 180ms on CPU only. This includes voice cloning, by the way. My implementation of Pocket TTS is now 8x faster than Piper TTS at 3.1x the parameters. When an LLM outputs audio the voice basically immediately speaks what it has written. Feels good man."}
+{"text":"*when an LLM outputs text"}
+{"text":"Does he want to be a \"she\" too?"}
+{"text":"they are female brained men look at pretty pictures, not text"}
+{"text":"what will AI do in 10 more years?"}
+{"text":"But there is no point in flooding the internet with bot posts when humans have zero economic value."}
+{"text":"ey Chat, lemme ask you sum"}
+{"text":"If you could pass your classes with GPT3.5 drivel, then you weren't studying anything of importance in the first place. There isn't a single model out there that could answer my exam questions to a satisfactory level; likewise, they all shit the bed when it comes to properly citing academic references. Sure, they could potentially allow you to flesh out a draft, but that's the most they could do for anyone studying a hard science."}
+{"text":"Just remember that how can we achieve AGI when we don't even have HGI (Human general intelligence). Humans are becoming so much more neurodiverse now with everyone being good at a specific topic or talent yet effectively disabled outside their special interests. An AGI basically can't outcompete a true expert in a specific field because humans are born to obsess."}
+{"text":"2026 being elitist about hard sciences Good morning nigger is it cozy under that rock? Kek."}
+{"text":"Is privacy/anonimity the most valuable asset of our generation?"}
+{"text":"Not having internet is information too."}
+{"text":"Yes, but it's also extremely hard to get. Nevermind that the government already knows most (important) things about you, if you so much as ever made a personal email account, registered with your name and face to any social network, hell even let your friends take pictures with you, then the algorithms have you. You're in their base for ever. Yeah, sure, the data can become outdated and less relevant, but you're still there. And as other anons said, any change in your patterns can (and most probably will) be registered. Worst part is this isn't new, it's been going on for decades even  before the internet boom."}
+{"text":"That said, I think there are degrees of privacy. Posting on Instagram about your life daily is worse than having a small footprint then deleting your accounts and social networks or mails."}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as privacy. Feel free to fake your own suicide or shut the fuck up."}
+{"text":"There is nothing valuable in this generation. The current power gap between an average man and a government or megacorporation is so large that 90% of human beings are effectively useless ants which will be killed off and replaced with robots. I give it 100 years before humanity is reduced to less than 1 million people being catered to by bots."}
+{"text":"What tech books are you reading or have gotten recently? If you’re thinking “what kind of idiot still picks up a paper book in the age of computers and AI?” Save your energy."}
+{"text":"it's mostly theoretical but it has small bits of homework at the end of each chapter where you play around with the concepts learned. I don't do C and these concepts are mostly new to me so this is what I need, but if you're more advanced then maybe another book would be better"}
+{"text":"because you live with boomers Why? If you have a stable job, just get the fuck out. Not living alone absolutely sucks."}
+{"text":"Who is the translator? I read the Garnett version a few years back and found it damned fuckin' bland. The Literature major at the local B&N recommended the Oliver Ready translation so I'm about to give that one a go."}
+{"text":"meant for I just woke up."}
+{"text":"switch my instance it claims I'm supporting trans rights bro wtf? I am not in support of trans rights"}
+{"text":"According to your gay app? LOL"}
+{"text":"4chan? Yes."}
+{"text":"It is customary for fashies to be zesty and fantasize about \"hedonism\". Mussolini did it, republicucks do it, you'll do it etc."}
+{"text":"Yes, but not by chuds."}
+{"text":"What instance"}
+{"text":"Do own E-Ink devices?"}
+{"text":"I’m looking forward to getting my TRMNL X in a month when it comes out"}
+{"text":"Just make it display one word at a time Tictoc style."}
+{"text":"This isn't a thing in my experience, at all. And I'm using a fairly old PW2 (Paperwhite). I read mostly in the dark with black background, and the backlight just high enough to read without eye strain. Flipping pages is never jarring. In short, it makes this old device useable. Off the top of my head: - Can run an SSH server so you can upload books, or tweak your addons or system settings manually over wifi, etc. It can sync with Calibre also if that's your thing. It also can update itself wirelessly, which is handy. - For my PW2, the stock reader does not allow for dark mode at all. It wasn't a thing for stock PW's until the PW4. KOReader allows it, although the display was designed for black on white, and thus will have some very minor ghosting of text after flipping a few pages (see pic, not distracting for me, at least). - I want to read epubs — PDF if I must — and it lets me. It supports a ton of formats, which the stock reader would never (because outside Amazon's walled garden). - can change fonts, their size, and umpteen other things, but looks fine stock too. If you have a rooted device, chances are KOReader is just better than stock and the way to be. It gets out of the way once it's set and the pages fly by."}
+{"text":"it's slow, so i'll have someone else suffer, and also take their money why do normies do this"}
+{"text":"to be fair, even normies donate but typically only if they get a tax writeoff, or if it's heavy and they want someone to pick it up for free, or if it boosts their izzat somehow"}
+{"text":"WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE WE SENT YOU A CODE CHECK YOUR PHONE WE SENT YOU A CODE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"kek would be a great BM episode"}
+{"text":"yeah bro just spend extra money on something less secure than the fingerprint reader your phone already has Cmon nigga really?"}
+{"text":"then just register a MFA through the app?"}
+{"text":"locked out from an old account because it decided to send a security check on a email/phone I don't have anymore fucking hell"}
+{"text":"I stopped because of their retarded anti-cheat but yeah that's a thing too."}
+{"text":"my computer now costs me $100+ a month to run thanks to tariffs I can't afford to leave my computer on 24/7 anymore :("}
+{"text":"Am least we got videos of dancing animals out of it"}
+{"text":"i'd fight you to install trump as god-emperor just because he makes you nancies so fucking mad lmao"}
+{"text":"my motivation to do things is to make people angry Troon behavior"}
+{"text":"i'd piss and shit my pants to make you mad"}
+{"text":"oh it changed, just for worse. now he wants to start WWIII over fucking greenland"}
+{"text":"What typeface do you use for subtitles /g/?"}
+{"text":"Arial Narrow (bold)"}
+{"text":"helvetica"}
+{"text":"Comic saars"}
+{"text":"thin and light like modern laptops upgradable like old laptops so why aren't you using a thinkpad x301 anon?"}
+{"text":"memework 13 mogged by Dell pro 13 plus"}
+{"text":"mogged by Dell pro 13 plus t. never used either once in xis life"}
+{"text":"thin and light What are you, a fag? If your laptop doesn't break the bones in your foot if you drop it, it's not heavy enough. I will give you points for choosing one with a disk drive though, it's not entirely cucked."}
+{"text":"Bashing the shit out of your laptop after getting sniped in Fortnite is not 'normal use'."}
+{"text":"assuming his laptop can play fortnite at all"}
+{"text":"Do any of those learning language's apps work?"}
+{"text":"No, you'll get the basics but the only way to properly improve language proficiency is to consume media in that language."}
+{"text":"Audio only Recordings Scam, Spanish language has different versions with Spain being “hard”. The app doesn’t go in full detail in anything past common communication."}
+{"text":"AI lies anon, it’s no better than a YouTube channel."}
+{"text":"it doesnt work"}
+{"text":"I used anki for 2 years and actually managed to learn japanese"}
+{"text":"Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share experiences. *** Please be civil, notice the \"Friendly\" in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread *** Before asking for help, please check our list of resources. If you would like to try out GNU/Linux you can do one of the following: 0) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice in a Virtual Machine. 1) Install a GNU/Linux distribution of your choice on bare metal and run your previous OS in a Virtual Machine. 2) Use a live image and to boot directly into the GNU/Linux distribution without installing anything. 3) Go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Resources: Please spend at least a minute to check a web search engine with your question. Many free software projects have active mailing lists. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Try the unGoogled Chromium Flatpak. That works fine for me."}
+{"text":"Yeah I also noticed some weird issues with HDR on Brave. have HDR enabled on one monitor have HDR disabled on the other open Brave if Brave opens on the HDR monitor, moving it to the non-HDR one causes extreme oversaturation if Brave opens on the non-HDR monitor, moving it to the HDR one causes washed out colors"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Kubuntu, with persistence. abandoned I would never abandon it."}
+{"text":"chinese windows 11 this nigga has a fetish for surveillance."}
+{"text":"What kind of web services or sites can I make and run to get some vaguely passive income? I can't work a normal job but I have programming and computer system skills, surely I should be able to do something? The issue is I have no idea what normal people will pay for. Social skills are low so you guys are the only people I can really ask."}
+{"text":"I can't work a normal job Social skills are low I can't stand Trump but sometimes I'm glad he's in power to make life hell for niggers like you"}
+{"text":"make courses teaching normalfags how to use AI/vibecode/whatever you'd be surprised how many people (especially boomers) want to pay for shit that's freely available everywhere"}
+{"text":"build an ICE location tracker that uses fake data to trick the user into thinking its working better than it actually is and then install a crypto-miner in it."}
+{"text":"Nice. The feds will have to arrest you and the judge will have to send you to jail but they'll all treat you kindly during the entire process."}
+{"text":"Anon, where can I learn more about piracy sites? I've noticed a lot of them have the same/similar structures and sometimes the servers even seem the same. Is someone just selling the website format to these people? Are they all linking to the same servers, or do they just have similar names? How does the networking work for these sites? (I realize I sound like a glowniggger...)"}
+{"text":"What is /g/'s opinion on this? I used to see Wayland as this premature, non-necessary replacement for X11 being pushed by the globohomo, kind of like Rust is to C, but after looking into it, it seems like it is actually a much more sensible and simple solution."}
+{"text":"XLibre is the future"}
+{"text":"What is /g/'s opinion on this? it's a microsoft psyop. seriously. they spent the early 2000s trying to sue Linux out of existence with SCO. that didn't work. so someone there had the genius idea of destroying us by fracturing the software at ever opportunity. gnome was good, microsoft sends in trannies to fuck it up, linux splinters into gnome vs kde x was good, here comes the tranny brigade to shit up the world again systemd rust everything all of it It's an incredibly effective tactic too, because it's easier to write code than to read and understand code.  W will have to relearn all the mistakes and lessons X learned. In the end, Microsoft will send in more trannies and their will be a third one, Y or V maybe."}
+{"text":"ReactOS moment"}
+{"text":"phoenix*"}
+{"text":"news flash faggot wayland doesn't defend against bashrc poisoning either that was my point, you cock-gobler. you need at same time to have isolated video-server (gayland or XLibre when it fully supports X namespaces thing) - and at same time run other isolation for programs (perhaps firejail, bubblewrap)"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this pedophilic schizoware?"}
+{"text":"tom ogle's vapor engine"}
+{"text":"you're going to feel better when you stop caring about it. I have a lot of kaczynski adjacent anti tech sentiment especially towards smartphones but the world you grew up is not returning. Western people especially today want to live in the past but you will feel much better when let yourself go with the flow and accept that world changes constantly. cherish the past but find good things to have hope about the future People never wanted cars before they got to use them. A lot of people were skeptical, and cars have negatively changed human life by eroding local communities through city planning as an example. Most technology has affected human life negatively because human psychology is not adapted to social and economic structure of modern world but there's nothing you can do about it. you could become amish, but if you want to participate in modern society you just have to accept that it's here to stay. For now the techonology has stagnated and its influence seems to be somewhat major but still limited. Just treat it as another tool. I've challanged myself to utilize LLMs, try to find a way it makes your life easier. Google search has become useless, my favorite way of thinking about LLMs is as an aggregate of knowledge you can find on the internet. I use it to summarize things for i know other people have asked. I like using it for cooking, it's pretty nice for making problems for learning especially language learning, you can push it to explain to you things that would've taken hours to research on their own about biology or economy if you know how it works. yeah the internet is botted to shit and it only accelerated the slopification of products but what can you do? replace your time on the internet with something else, maybe old media? exercise? learn something new?"}
+{"text":"LLMs and AI are here to stay, but openAI is the pets.com of our generation and it's going to crash the AI bubble. Remember the dot com bubble? The internet didn't go away after that but it was a massive correction. Expect that."}
+{"text":"blame jay. he almost killed the board at a certain point with his macshilling blame the admins for not having made an ai board, and a consoomer board blame the lgbtgroids. i distinctly remember one time when the whole board was filled with normie consumershit AND trany shit theyre aligned with big corpo. and by lgbtetc i mean people that are part of the movement, not /our/tranies. /our/tranies are anti corpo blame the pedos, and their /a/ssociates. they always post cognitohazard-levels of retardation blame /v/ermin. they add to the consumerposting what else can i tell you? if you have to go, then go im here for the discussion about programming. we still have a community here, but for how long? if nothing is done, our community too will erode into nothing over time"}
+{"text":"Corporate webdev has been soulless for awhile anyway. was corporate ever non-soulless? I'll use it - albeit somewhat reluctantly - if I'm paid to use it to write code or some shit. what i said above is a method for the other anon to get out of his demoralization as far as im concerned, llms are fucking useless for code and i saw webdevs saying just as much on this board i use llms mostly as human interface with google search they have a search depth limit though, so sometimes they dont find shit thats actually on the internet and they would have found it if they searched loonger theyre also decent at producing boilerplate, and minimal working examples but llms coding autonomously? nah. its not a thing. even the people who work with klod, and get results actually do 50% of the work themselves and then oftentimes still need to correct the llms output, or even rewrite it entirely. the whole klod hype is that its a set of tools that allow you to exploit a mediocre llm to its fullest capabilities. which is nothing to write home anyways. free tier of gpt produces better code, kek im a goal oriented person though Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself shill."}
+{"text":"AI to the moon :rocket: +50 izzat, sar"}
+{"text":"In the future, will HDDs with petabytes of ancient media and software replace the internet as the household's primary source of information? Will your children's children go home from their prompt engineer job to browse through the family heirloom NAS for knowledge and entertainment?"}
+{"text":"hi"}
+{"text":"so true sister"}
+{"text":"Anons have a habit of buying new hardware as a status symbol, laughing at \"poorfags\" who still have old tech. I'm sucker for tech that others consider obsolete. I have these two hulks from the past. Which one do I keep? Which one do you think has aged better? 2011 HP Elitebook 8760w 16GB RAM (DDR3, can go up to 32GB), Intel i7 2630QM 2.00GHz 4-core Discrete graphics card: NVIDIA Quadro 3000M 2GB GDDR5 (I can find legacy drivers for Windows only, not Linux) Has two disks: 250GB SSD + 500GB HDD Feels very sturdy and looks decent for its time, but is incredibly big and heavy as you might expect Has almost every port imaginable Highest resolution: 1920 x 1080 Battery is almost dead 2010/2011? Apple Macbook Pro A1297 16GB RAM (DDR3, maxed out), Intel i7 2760QM 2.4 GHz 8-core Discrete graphics card: AMD HD 6770M 1GB? (Again, drivers for Linux are impossible to find) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Post more old shit you use"}
+{"text":"one plus 3T Toshiba satellite i7-3610QM, 240gb SSD, Linux Mint ASUS VG248QE I7-3930k rig running windows 7 for specific games"}
+{"text":"iPhone SE (2016) Peak smartphone."}
+{"text":"i have a latitude e6410 running vista ultimate that i still use whenever im selling stuff on ebay its the most reliable machine for my thermal label printer so it gets used to log into ebay, print labels, and save sales documents and packaging photos as such its earned it spot under my desk and gets brought up when i need it"}
+{"text":"My daily carry is iPhone 6, the bigger version. Works perfectly but software devs are assholes so they have excluded support for the device. I hate how they're forcing me to upgrade just so I can keep using the same apps. The apps dont even get better."}
+{"text":"Software ruined technology. Technology should mean big physical factories producing real, physical goods. Software engineers aren't real engineers, coders produce no real value to society. Everything is so slow and inconvenient nowadays. You know what technology is real? Tractors, cars, airplanes, rocketships. Fuck, the cotton gin, food processors, stoves and furnaces, running water and toilets, those are real technologies. Software gave us computer viruses, SaaS, Indian scammers, AI, social media, algorithmic content, mass surveillance and lack of privacy. Nothing on your computer is real, the Internet is fake. You will own nothing thanks to software engineers and coders."}
+{"text":"codetrannies are just low level managers who boss around computer hardware. they make everything worse."}
+{"text":"THE VLTIMATE TRVTHNVKE THAT BTFO'D ALL CODETROONS, H1B JEETS AND TECH KIKES! GOOD JOB, OP!"}
+{"text":"Just by looking at it gives second hand aids"}
+{"text":"Samsung refrigerators are already showing ads \"Samsung's Family Hub smart refrigerators began displaying ads in late 2025 via a software update, appearing as a new widget on the idle cover screen\""}
+{"text":"A virtualfu is a cheap immitation and like most software you cant compete without a bloated marketing budget to peddle the slop. A blank robot with vr glasses is acceptable too i guess."}
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+{"text":"why are they so powerful in graphic design?"}
+{"text":"muh wabi-sabi!!!"}
+{"text":"why does japan make americans seethe so much?"}
+{"text":"Minimalism."}
+{"text":"i'm not american and i love japan lol"}
+{"text":"generations of art culture. america just aint got that"}
+{"text":"Last thread:"}
+{"text":"Mandatory"}
+{"text":"This one's awful"}
+{"text":"I have some favorites"}
+{"text":"Your thoughts on this"}
+{"text":"It reminds me of these gel 3D sticker things that stained my desk. Also reminds me of old Apple mac candy-phase."}
+{"text":"People are REALLY trying to bring back translucent/see through shit again and it's kinda working"}
+{"text":"Better than the current flat shit"}
+{"text":"how did they balance the shield one - that's mighty impressive"}
+{"text":"its pretty cool, looks great as icons on high res displays that are so common in offices now (seriously 1080p is the new 720p it seems). i think artistically its awesome, but aesthetically, it does remind me of ai gen art. its tacky in the same way that a tesla with rgb lights all over it is tacky. but i have to admit the artistry for these is pretty nice. this is better than flat design because at least it commits to something, even if what its committing to is looking like an annoying \"web 3.0\" icon set."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"MS Paint/10"}
+{"text":"This seagull or whatever this bird is looks like a flacid penis kek Colors are OK, drawing is shit."}
+{"text":"This. Could have been good if they had access to non-brown artists."}
+{"text":"Still remember?"}
+{"text":"Mystical Wonder of George Mericake"}
+{"text":"So is Steve Bannon's Yatch is called the The Detroit logistic"}
+{"text":"It’s time to redo my portfolio and I’m looking for some inspiration. I’m a usability/product designer, but I’ll take any ideas. What are your favorite portfolios? Or share yours if you dare."}
+{"text":"keep it simple and dont waste the visitors' time. these recruiters have to look at hundreds of portfolios. wasting just a second on an animation or long load time can be enough for them to move on to the next one. your website should be the place to show off your work, not be the work. small introduction on the top, then two colums with large thumbnails that entice and lead to its page. each project page shouldnt need more than a small description. picture = 1000x words good luck :)"}
+{"text":"Is a portfolio website really necessary if I'm not gonna use it for applying for a job vacancy? Like, I was planning to apply for some gigs on platforms until I got money enough to start a business myself, which is what I'm aiming for. Platforms usually want me to upload my image files to their own system, so a portfolio website doesn't make itself necessary for doing that. In which cases it's profitable to run a website just for the portfolio itself ratter than using it when applying for jobs in existing businesses?"}
+{"text":"what is this design style called?"}
+{"text":"Could you show your CSS and HTML? that way it would be easier to correct and show what's going wrong. Not sure what you mean by the glow being cut off."}
+{"text":"It's alright I'm not exactly and expert at this. I returned to coding after a many years break and it has changed. I'll post my code when I get home but I just mean I want the container to have a border color, and a glowing border as well. I have this set on a rectangle but when adding clip path it cut the edges, so then I'm thinking how convoluted the code needs to be to show the border and glowing effects along the same shape. The property in css doesn't say glow it sets a border with a blur effect so it appears to be luminescent."}
+{"text":"david rudnick  yep"}
+{"text":"Just acid design. I can't stand anyone calling it 'brutalism' anymore. I spent the 2023 studying references on this exact style, thinking I was late on it because it was already been named. Never would guess it would be posted on /gd/ years later and redditfags would be spamming it in r/GraphicDesign. Shit, I might start publishing my ref studies from now on."}
+{"text":"What is the next big aesthetic wave after Flat Design going to be? How much longer will Flat Design last?"}
+{"text":"unironic design classic"}
+{"text":"It'll look something like this except with a red vibe instead of a blue one like this one"}
+{"text":"26 is the year of red and blue. Mostly red cuz red is first. 2 = red 6 = white, blue, black. grey"}
+{"text":"Not a single one of your retards actually got it right"}
+{"text":"they are not *my* retards. they are *our* retards."}
+{"text":"Post and discuss /gd/ you created related to Christianity."}
+{"text":"Made this. Just putting it here."}
+{"text":"gfx is my passion thread"}
+{"text":"I like it. The transparency and fading give it vision like quality. It might have been even better if <she was watching directly to the center, <there was more color e.g. green, red, <spiral was superimposed on her, issuing from her face."}
+{"text":"this thread is so fucking gay"}
+{"text":"I previously used to work for Heinz and used this as profile pick for a couple of years. I now work for P&G and would like a new wojak of the any of the following bottles to now use as my profile pic. - Old Spice - Head & Shoulders - Native - Dawn Dishsoap - Crest Scope - Tide"}
+{"text":"cobson"}
+{"text":"do it yourself, selfish little fuck"}
+{"text":"The bbc lost btw"}
+{"text":"1716933550628x.png"}
+{"text":"Wassup wagecucks, have you lost your jobs due to AI huh?"}
+{"text":"not really. graphic design is an art like many other things, if you're passionate and have an employer understanding passion then you're safe employers not valuing or understanding passion and only focusing on the end product is not a new thing. ai generates end products without any thought or passion, it's no different from just hiring jeets to do it"}
+{"text":"not yet, I'm extremely lucky so far. I use AI all the time on my job too."}
+{"text":"If the margins for AI become that much higher passion won't mean squat. I don't think you guys are all gonna be fucked but this is a dead end industry, especially compared to the 90s and 2000s"}
+{"text":"Any tips for adding logos to a map like this? I found it easy to add the blue background, but with the big text logos across multiple panels, I would have to divide them up and don't really know where the pieces will match. I'm using Paint.net, any help appreciated."}
+{"text":"See how the 2 doors and bottom under the doors don't line up because I've just put the logo on top and not split it up"}
+{"text":"damn the design is out already?"}
+{"text":"the fuck is paintnet? most 3d modelling shits will let you move your image in the properties bar. also, you got this far you can learn to crop and cut graphics. also, shit design for a car."}
+{"text":"Can you post the map without the logo and the logo separately? I want to try something. Paint.net is great if you don't want to install heavier programs like Photoshop. I think it has enough features for most people. It might be too limited for OPs case though"}
+{"text":"We share esoteric-style images and assets. ITT: Cults, esoteric medicine, utopias, visionary, military and defense, conspiracies, and everything on the reality-questioning spectrum"}
+{"text":"/x/ in case you're not joking"}
+{"text":"Okay Phoebe"}
+{"text":"love this is so dumb and its not even well made. the center of the petals is where the lines go, and its just a division into 8th, ie, two perpendiculars."}
+{"text":"here's the back."}
+{"text":"QR code doesn’t work"}
+{"text":"what happened in Canada that made everyone there retarded? Are they still putting lead in the water supply?"}
+{"text":"why do christians always design the most mentally ill schizophrenic shit. take your meds."}
+{"text":"abortion isnt murder tho. murder by definition is the intent to kill with malice. for a significant portion of a fetus's being, it is just a blob of cells, hard to call that a conscious individual. if you want to fight for children, fight for healthcare, daycare, maybe UBI. if you think about it, abortion is love of self. also the cover makes no fucking sense."}
+{"text":"frutiger aero liminal space"}
+{"text":"Anyone know how to improve the graphic design on my logo?"}
+{"text":"3d version of the snickers logo Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?"}
+{"text":"i may be a schizo but isn't the snickers text shadowed?"}
+{"text":"Not even nophono says ts. Does the SNCA represent the ingredients like sugar nutmeg caramel or almonds?"}
+{"text":"Improve how? Are your trying to recreate the Snickers logo 1:1?"}
+{"text":"add coco waves"}
+{"text":"Request and share non-free typefaces and identification of typeface samples. Previous thread Older threads archived <dot> moe/gd/search/subject/Font%20Share/ Font identification Before you request, do your due diligence by running your font sample through a font identifier; whatfontis <dot> com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"this is japanese text that says \"ドワーフ\". it's hand drawn but based on a real japanese font. the real font is less angular than this one, the curves should be perfectly round and the horizontal and vertical lines should be perfectly straight. does anyone know what japanese font this could possibly be based on?"}
+{"text":"Anyone got the new Pragmata Pro VF, please?"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas. I'm looking for any digitized version of Othello by ATF. According to fontsinuse there is Bathysphere (not available from the vendor) and Velvet, which I will not be paying money for. Does anyone have one of these?"}
+{"text":"anyone has full BrushtipTexe by JOEBOB graphics? Thnx in advance"}
+{"text":"What font is this?"}
+{"text":"It's ugly. It's the ugliest shit you could possibly make. 99% of homophobia is due to this abomination. If the gay flag were cool, if the colors actually complemented each other, if it had some cool lesbian animal symbolism or something like that people would LOVE the gays. I try to tell this to people but they're in denial"}
+{"text":"FUUUUCK! I WOULDNT FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH YOUR DICK!"}
+{"text":"Confirmation fags are retarded. hurr durr lets have the rainbow as our symbol because its all inclusive. It represents the entire spectrum of being now lets add extra shit to represent nigger and trannies. Just terminally dissatisfied people. Always looking for something new to moan and attention seek about."}
+{"text":"you fucking dumb bastard , the point of the flag is you, everyone all get your own 6 colors to choose. shit bitch wow just awooooow"}
+{"text":"wait, is he wrong though?"}
+{"text":"fuck off let this shit die"}
+{"text":"Not sure if this is the right board to ask but how does logos & symbols get professionally printed with such precision on plastic like in pic? What’s this called and how do I do this?"}
+{"text":"It could be tampography."}
+{"text":"They use a shrink ray cannon its actually built really big then shrunk down onto it."}
+{"text":"Plain gray Laser marking Single color or limited palette Pad printing Multi color, not as crisp Various other printing technologies Large area on plastic part In mold decoration/In mold label"}
+{"text":"I can't seem to find a stupid questions thread so new thread it is. I'm a /co/rtoonist and I'm trying to make a comic page template like pic related but with custom measures. On inkscape I managed to draw a rectangle with the specific measures and managed to center it, so I have the safe area but I have no idea how to do the little lines that mark the thirds and fourths. I assume I should split the faces of the rectangle into individual lines but then what do I use to find the center, thirds etc? Is this even the right approach for such thing? is there a better way to undertake this?"}
+{"text":"Can you just use the pen tool to create lines where you want them."}
+{"text":"Good solution, but you’re right there should be an easier way. Can you set guides in your version of Inkscape? It should let you put in the exact location and set a color and label, a lot less work."}
+{"text":"I'm sure it can but from what I can see it'll require me to do math to find the X and Y where the line should go."}
+{"text":"Try to find genuine examples of branding design for print ads like posters, flyers,etc on the web. Most of them are just bland templates. Where and how can I find genuine examples? Or do I have to just take pictures or take actual print ads?"}
+{"text":"stop looking for templates and use your heart"}
+{"text":"if he knew some basic design education shit, he would literally know what to look up perhaps youre retarded?"}
+{"text":"He's not looking for templates, he's looking for references. Learn to read you fucking mong. Kill yourself since you can't read you fucking ultimate retard"}
+{"text":"-Textbooks -Design awards -Magazines"}
+{"text":"thread made 14 days ago literally no replies still on page 3 Holy shit this is a dead board kek. AI really did a number here."}
+{"text":"it was always dead"}
+{"text":"What were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"Yeah let's just ditch our iconic instantly-recognizable logo for no fucking reason I'll never understand why companies do this"}
+{"text":"It looks good, gives very tech and sci-fi feel to it."}
+{"text":"i like how this logo comparison looks somewhat like their real sd card"}
+{"text":"SANRISK"}
+{"text":"at that point, it's you, not them"}
+{"text":"How do I explain to a church group why they need to change their entire branding? This is not a joke."}
+{"text":"we need to worship god not the british broadcast company"}
+{"text":"BBC Worship can't compete with Sam Hyde's \"Jews Rock!\""}
+{"text":"Where is this church located so I can go there for Christmas Mass?"}
+{"text":"That's hilarious. Do not touch this miracle"}
+{"text":"help i cant find my church group online"}
+{"text":"What's this genre? I want to find out who created this image but it's not even on tineye. I want more of this, where are the graphic artists who make this style?"}
+{"text":"Graphic design is a profession, academic discipline and applied art that involves creating visual communications intended to transmit specific messages to social groups, with specific objectives."}
+{"text":"Technical Surveillance I guess. Parapolitical. A lot of graphic design is making stuff up and everyone agrees with you and lets you do whatever with zero feedback beyond \"wow looks so good yum yum\""}
+{"text":"that is one of the russian styles, which is called \"нижняя пoдcвeткa тёpн oн\" or something like that"}
+{"text":"ka52 optics recording core"}
+{"text":"Does anyone happen to know what font this is? None of the font finders told me. I was hoping the weird zero and \"O\" could identify it."}
+{"text":"Nas coal"}
+{"text":"That was it! Thanks!"}
+{"text":"It looks like Gothic with a special o in it"}
+{"text":"Gothic is a family of fonts, not a specific typeface"}
+{"text":"Pomni was making such a cute face in this part"}
+{"text":"SHOW YOUR LAST CREATIONS IN TINKERCAD WITH A SCREENSHOT!!!"}
+{"text":"with a screenshot procedes taking photo of their screen"}
+{"text":"I dont understand why you cant snap to line and circle centers, does it really want me to have to measure all this shit."}
+{"text":"can't you just use a decent program?"}
+{"text":"was just doodling in paint made some dudes with triangle heads cause it looked funny but the longer i stared at it the more it started to… pulse? like the lines were breathing colours started looking wrong, like they were glowing from the inside i minimised it and swear i still saw the shapes behind my eyelids reopened it and the triangles looked different anyway here’s the “art” idk if i made a meme or opened a portal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cool trianguys anon! :)"}
+{"text":"These triangles are very cool bro"}
+{"text":"listen calm down that ismt possible it isnt happening"}
+{"text":"This is just what a triangle guy would say..!"}
+{"text":"What is a good color"}
+{"text":"Most human skin is bage or brown, you can find it by starting with orange. Also white people are bagels lmao"}
+{"text":"Turns out you have no clue what you are talking about CMYK, RGB, HSV and HSL, YUV, LAB, and many more specialized ones"}
+{"text":"and if you want to get fancy combine with this color"}
+{"text":"#313131"}
+{"text":"bitch jesus shut up !!!"}
+{"text":"Finally gave in and now be calling my transparent PNG graphics as \"cutout\" because the transniggers can't stop making 2016 memes about their stupid ass culture. That fucking trans-parent joke gave me bubonic plague for how shit that joke was."}
+{"text":"if you can't use words without feeling selfconscious about some random bsky shitters i think that's a you problem... though cutout is a better word for what it describes anyway"}
+{"text":"yes, let your inner sexuality shine through!"}
+{"text":"i call them masks if it's something i specifically opened up and used pen tool to apply a layer mask to if i used background removal tool or magic wand i suppose i would call those cutouts"}
+{"text":"Letting trannys dictate what you name your files is pretty pathetic."}
+{"text":"“cutout” is really a better , more accurate term for alternate reasons but i wont tell you them fuck you"}
+{"text":"/3/"}
+{"text":"I want to make cool geometry shapes, where do I start"}
+{"text":"BTW there are some outrageously priced \"Sacred Geometry\" apps out there preying on the trend. Onstotts is actually the best one and the cheapest."}
+{"text":"geometric doodling in qcad community edition"}
+{"text":"Learn adobe illustrator. Esp rotate, transform, pathfinder (lesrn what every button here does) Learn some math especially basic geometry, ratios. Replicate the five youve posted here. Dont do them free hand, do them pixel perfect. Row 2, column 1 will be easiest to start with. Create circle Duplicate it, put second circle straight under Select both of them Rotate 60 degrees and make a copy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thanks for all the recs"}
+{"text":"illustrator is really a shit program for anything that approaches actual 'drafting' which is the level youre aiming for to really get geometry. honestly, may as well go get a compass and a straight edge"}
+{"text":"Can anyone here explain or illustrate what the hell this corporate logo is supposed to be? It's driving me absolutely insane. I only see a retarded pelican."}
+{"text":"I don’t see it"}
+{"text":"its a plane but anon means its flying up and to the left, we're looking from behind. weird, because it isn't intuitive and a bit abstract."}
+{"text":"damn, I actually didn't see this... Just scrolling past I saw an abstract fighter jet like bottom pic"}
+{"text":"if this were true, the proportions are 100% fucking fucked for a corporate logo. How does something like this even get approved?"}
+{"text":"its vaguely 'jet-ish' - its not science bros"}
+{"text":"what do you do if you're good at editing stuff but you don't have any ideas? if someone tells me to do something specific I almost always know how to achieve whatever effect they want but whenever I try to compose an image by myself without anyone requesting anything of me I feel like all of the creativity has been sapped out of me and I can't even compose a simple image"}
+{"text":"leads interesting life but is unable to extract interesting perspective from it aaah, that sucks! if the problem is stupidity, then there might not be much for you to do about it..."}
+{"text":"Why are you being mean? I haven't done anything bad to you. I hope that you don't mock everybody that you talk to like this, for your own sake."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty much the same. What works for me is starting to work on something that I personally like, and don't think about commercial appeal at all. There has to be something that you really enjoy: anime, video games, movies, whatever. Even if it's clichee or weird, just try to make something you personally think it's cool. Once the ball starts rolling with that project, it's easier to work on other projects as well"}
+{"text":"mean? haha maybe a bit blunt. but what if my words still carry truth, eh? don't you agree that *an interesting person* with *above average intelligence* would naturally have somewhat interesting ideas? how does shit work, if not like that? have you ever seen an actually interesting person? it is a delight even just watching them prepare breakfast eggs... defaulting to \"anyone questioning the interestingness of my life and/or sharpness of my brain is mean\" honestly seems like a good starting point for entitlement and overall dullness. you are not special-by-default! and there is no reason for an anon to treat you like you were. also, how could I already be seriously *mean* to you? seems like calling chinese cookie manufacturers \"friendly\" for calling you a lovable person with their anonymous mass production commodity(?) what do you want to hear? coming up with unique shit is hard and requires a unique person... feel free to follow up."}
+{"text":"youre a technician. so either grow to be a creative, or embrace being a technician and dont worry aout it."}
+{"text":"Hello! I’m working on a project about maximalism and I need some help figuring out what to add to this composition. I’m a beginner, so I’d really love to hear your opinions. The aesthetic is Y2K, futuristic, pop, and glam. Thank you in advance for your help! English is my second language, so I might sound a bit strange — sorry about that."}
+{"text":"i dont see any tits"}
+{"text":"not sure if this is the place to ask, but whats the name of the font used in this photo for \"Battle of New Orleans\""}
+{"text":"no clue. maybe get an old sign painter manual and compare common fonts. or throw it into some ai shit"}
+{"text":"best flag"}
+{"text":"Gayest flag"}
+{"text":"Where are we getting the other 150 states?"}
+{"text":"Here's my ACTUALLY redesigned flag. To begin with, the aspect ratio was bad. Adjusted to 2:1. The blue square did not line up with the original aspect ratio. Adjusted to fit neatly into the top left quarter of the picture. The odd number of red lines on the picture made the blue square no longer fit flushly with the lines. Adjusted the number of red lines to 12. The stars were white, but everyone knows stars are yellow. Adjusted to the color yellow. The stars did not take up the entirety of the blue square. Adjusted to make more efficient use of the space. The original blue and red colors had poor contrast. Adjusted saturation for greater readability. This current flag is more immediately identifiable and much more visible and readable in lower light and/or from farther away."}
+{"text":"mother of ragebait"}
+{"text":"newfag here interested in the metalheart aesthetic, interested in creating metalheart artwork proper traditional and true to the era style and more modernized takes. Interested in sharing and receiving any and all resources available to learn how to make and create metalheart artwork myself whether it be guides in the form of image or video, .c4d/.blend/.psd files etc"}
+{"text":"We're so back."}
+{"text":"im so glad the stupid humanist era is finally fucking off i hope it never ever returns"}
+{"text":"Someone explain how either of these are woke or non-woke"}
+{"text":"woke Calibri non-woke Times New Roman Hope that helps."}
+{"text":"I restored my faith in graphic design"}
+{"text":"muh cracker barrel"}
+{"text":"it looks good in general! super distinctive, while oozing 'lasting professionalism' and loudly screaming 'engineering' they are not catering to the consumer market."}
+{"text":"285 days of catalog presence not a single attempt What is even the point of this board"}
+{"text":"I really like it idk bro some of these boards on this website are retarded. Couldn't this whole board be a general on ic?"}
+{"text":"im not saying its good. im saying i was bored and spent 2 minutes on canva."}
+{"text":"Appreciated that someone tried at least. I did a basic flat modernization of the logo they have currently. Very uninspired and unpolished, but I saw the thread and got the itch to do this real quick. I might come back to do a real redesign when I get back to my real workstation. Found it pretty hard to get other ideas than what they are currently using because I don't really understand what the company makes or how they make it."}
+{"text":"What is the catch? And how does it stand against GIMP?"}
+{"text":"Than AI? Yes. Than Photoshop? No"}
+{"text":"But Affinity is more then just Photoshop, Weisenheimer."}
+{"text":"And it's still inferior to both Illustrator and Photoshop. The only thing that Affinity does better is PDF design (not a high bar to clear considering InDesign is ass)."}
+{"text":"You have no idea what you are talking about, bro."}
+{"text":"True, only upside of Affinity is that you get 3in1 for free. Photoshop is still better than Affinity Photo."}
+{"text":"How's GIMP 3.0?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure this person has figured things out but for any other newbs that might come across this. I'm not sure what they were doing wrong but I'm wondering what version they were using. You haven't had to add an alpha channel for a while now. It happens automatically when you open an image. You can check the channels tab. Unless you've disabled this setting in Image Import & Export. So for them it should have been open image, select by color maybe, clear, deselect, export to png or whatever."}
+{"text":"Will I still accidentally drag panels out of their sockets and search for \"move to layer\" forever?"}
+{"text":"no more icons on drop-down menu options This sucks, but having non-destructive effects and selecting multiple layers is wonderful"}
+{"text":"i lost my serial to photoshop and was forced to use gimp never in my life any graphic tool pissed me so much, its creators should be burned at stake"}
+{"text":"What upsets you so much about it?"}
+{"text":"Thinking about making a game based on the mario franchise. Here is the poster/logo I made, how are the character designs?"}
+{"text":"good, i recommend replacing yoshi with a fly"}
+{"text":"I will do this."}
+{"text":"Instead of Goombas make it little pepe heads with feet"}
+{"text":"instead of coins make them gems"}
+{"text":"Stellar, OP. I wouldn’t trust either of them around children so you’re off to a great start."}
+{"text":"I know this is lazy as shit but I am an untalented hack and I agreed to design a logo for my tech literate frined. What are the best A.I.s out there for making businese logos?"}
+{"text":"midjourney but just use it as a template and redo it by hand in your program of choice but it's been 5 days, you probably won't even read this"}
+{"text":"Ssninja Goju"}
+{"text":"Okay chunps"}
+{"text":"01iv3t_P3nny_Fr33_2026_X"}
+{"text":"Redesign it"}
+{"text":"I feel the controversy was manufactured to get people like me who have never been there to try it out"}
+{"text":"Food? Mid as fuck. Old people love it because they enjoy the aesthetics. So if you like the country look, then you'll have a good time."}
+{"text":"it's not called lolibarrel anon"}
+{"text":"Way to go, island of Gheateuindeunes"}
+{"text":"*\"Name dropping 'Unscrewed with Martin Sargent"}
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+{"text":"(つω)つ⊂(・▽・⊂)(っ.ᴗ.)っ⊂(•‿•⊂)*.⊂(・▽・⊂)⊂(・▽・⊂)⊂(・▽・⊂)(つω)つ(つω)つ(＾3＾)⊂(´･◡･⊂)∘˚˳°(つω)つ"}
+{"text":"I will destroy you all."}
+{"text":"Doubt."}
+{"text":"Wow this place really is dead."}
+{"text":"Best fucking console UI of all time, everyone and even their grandmas knew how to use this thing."}
+{"text":"I'm more partial to this"}
+{"text":"tbf i would rather have to select the game when it is in than take out the game if i didn't want to play it i can see a lot of shit i forgot to remove the disc now i gotta get up"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"My grandmother never figured out how to turn on a TV, let alone navigate that abomination."}
+{"text":"This and the 360 blades were peak UI for consoles with online features. Everything you needed. The if the ps3 ui and features had the party chat and more robust online experience of the 360 it would have made the best console of all time."}
+{"text":"tryin to redo a local gym's logo for the sake of learning but i've been staring at it for so long now idek what im looking at. any help and or advice is appreciated"}
+{"text":"i think its pretty good brother but i think with the lightning bolt + subtitle on top it might look more like a sports drink logo than a gym logo on a glance"}
+{"text":"i like the overlapping and the stronger slant although i keepy getting worried about the lightning bolt not being able to be read as a Y enough and i think this makes it a bit more difficult. dunno how i feel about the tagline i did think it might read like that but im still thinking about how to remedy that desu."}
+{"text":"ended up testing that and some other smaller stuff here. i don't hate it desu. it makes a lot of sense for the lightning bolt to enter from out of the box with the name as if it was striking it. im gonna end up pickin one of these i made and offer it up to the gym for free"}
+{"text":"I've been working on this for the past 40 or so minutes, any opinions? things that need work? made in google slides btw"}
+{"text":"its for a video project I'm working on in case anyone was curious Could you explain the project and how this image is relevant to it? I think this just makes it even more puzzling."}
+{"text":"It looks terrible. What is it for? At least you get some practice. But maybe try to copy something you think is good design. I learn a lot from copying someone i think is great even if im not going to use it."}
+{"text":"Worst thing? If he throws that into AI and tell it to fix it, it'll get good enough for OP to get paid for it."}
+{"text":"What is it supposed to be?"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the lesotho one"}
+{"text":"There's context: Now i'm trying port models from game \"Megaglest\" To Warcraft 3 world editor. Megaglest's models was in format \"g3d\", and i have a lot of butthurt to open them. But finally i dd it. But there's a new problems: I can open them in blender 2.90 with special add-on. I can play their animation, and their textures are correct. Anything is good, right? But to open them in \" Retera's model studio\", or \"Matrix Eater 3d\", or in 3ds max, i need to convert them to other format. And there's the first trouble. Format OBJ - Freely opening in any other program, but absolutely no animation. Format FBX - I hear that he can save animation, but in the practice, programs can't open this file with this format. And i sacrifice the animation, to open model in Retera's model studio.. But when i did this, model has no textures.. And i wonder why? When i trying to forcely wrap textures on model, program claiming the error. And i was trying various formats. Blp2, png, mtl, but nothing ever happens and i CAN'T UNDERSTAND. PLEASE HEEEEELP..."}
+{"text":"Cпpocи y двaчa бля, чe ты здecь этo зaпocтил-тo?"}
+{"text":"Unrelated but I love the aspect ratio of that image. You must be a real graphic designer ^_^"}
+{"text":"I remade a poster I made in 2017/2018 lol"}
+{"text":"Cool!"}
+{"text":"Love that alignment"}
+{"text":"the font and skewed text is very radicool"}
+{"text":"hi everyone, this is my first post in here, so i am making a fictional car brand for my game, something more like gta, and i made this logo for a bugatti-inspired car brand called \"ZENVETTI\", a high end luxurious supercars, please tell me everything i can do to make it better, criticize it brutally so i can improve it and actually work as a freelance and to support my project"}
+{"text":"updates?"}
+{"text":"It needs more energy like zeni from dragon ball Z"}
+{"text":"2 months 5 iterations of the same idea that doesn’t work You could just get some paper and draw like 100 different ideas in half an hour before making it on a computer I know it’s imaginary, but still ask questions about the brand. Why diamond? Why ugly green? What’s zenvetti? Does it mean something? What’s the history? What do they make? When did they start?"}
+{"text":"Can't spare 10 bucks, can't find it anywhere free online Will gladly accept an alternative if what I'm looking for can't be found"}
+{"text":"post comfy architecture"}
+{"text":"the owners repeatedly fucked their brains out in that room"}
+{"text":"They made us draw this house so many times, in uni, that I fucking hate it."}
+{"text":"lol u gay af then"}
+{"text":"I feel like I’ve wasted 15 years of my life, and my career has led me nowhere. At 35, I should be at my peak in terms of earnings and health, yet I’m a nobody. I keep ending up in shitty companies where I’m expected to do everything while getting paid less than gate keeper. For the past 10 years, I’ve designed websites, logos, mobile apps, print materials, books, t-shirt prints, labels, packaging, product photography, social media content, 3D designs, modeling, animation, and simulations. If I had focused on one thing from the start, I’d be an expert in a specific field by now and making decent money. Unfortunately, the harsh truth is this: if you are able to do anything that means you are good at nothing. When there are job listings for simple graphic work, they don’t want someone with 5+ years of experience. If they do want someone with 5 years of experience, they expect an expert in one particular niche. Today, no one even wants to spit in my direction. No one is looking for a 35-year-old guy who has done everything (but nothing specific) because they have 100 young, dynamic grads fresh out of college to choose from. The competition in the big city is just too strong. For the past 5 years, I’ve been working from home part-time, and somehow manage to pay the rent. The MS diagnosis broke me. Depression, no friends, far from family, always making excuses. If it weren’t for my wife earning well and help from my in-laws, I’d have nothing. It feels like everyone around me is doing fine, earning well, and building great careers - except me. I’m feeling down, I’m sick of this fucking city and its weather. I just needed to get this off my chest."}
+{"text":"the first anon who said specialize had the right idea. if you've been a generalist for years the good news is no matter what you decide to go for you probably already have some portfolio fodder and transferrable skills you can use. just to give you an example of an absurd specialization that's actually real, look up fictional ui design. there's people who literally just make the ui's inside sci fi films and video games and stuff like that. anything out there that exists and is graphics based, someone designed it, they probably specialize in it, and they probably get paid a ton to do it. you want another weird one? heraldic design. it's actually still used by a ton of organizations and there's firms hiring all the time. there's a ton of graphic design jobs out there people don't even know exist. so figure out a niche and go all in, you have like 30 more years of a professional life ahead of you. there's never been a better time to pivot."}
+{"text":"Yeah thanks, and how am I going to get that job without having an uncle in the industry?"}
+{"text":"The MS diagnosis broke me Wish you the best man. RIP my gamer bro Scoobs So what are you good at and would actually want to focus on to get better at in the future? Why? Forget money and know your role now and what you're striving for in 1 year, 5. Anyways post hand I want to see something..."}
+{"text":"same fucking situation. Had a good run. Made almost 10.000 dollars per month as a 3D artist. Now i cant find any fucking position. Doing high-end and web programming for fucking 2000 per month and not that works now."}
+{"text":"lol loser get a real job"}
+{"text":"Should I learn Photoshop or Illustrator first? I know both are practically essential, but which is better to learn first?"}
+{"text":"I first used illustrator and then photoshop but I recommand you to use indesign after that."}
+{"text":"i already know how to use photoshop but cant decide between cs6 or 2026, any help? dont care about the ai stuff in 2026 but cs6 is 12+ years old now and dont want my shit to look outdated money isnt an issue =)"}
+{"text":"yeah i just made the jump from cs6 to the current vers (well the 2025 version right before it because for some reason v27 lags the shit out of my pc when trying to use it) and there's a few very neat things that i remember having a lot of hassle with before (able to add multiple drop shadows, able to continue unfinished freeform pen strokes instead of having to create new ones that line up, better subject selection, seems like theres expanded resizing options, and so on) that being said i'm saying this on literally day 3 of getting used to the new photoshop and also as someone that doesn't really care for the AI stuff so maybe take this post with only a few grains of salt. it's very jarring getting used to the new brush and the tabs/menus but it feels like something that will be really convenient once i get the hang of it. i don't think you'll be too worse off visually if you're attentive to detail but it definitely seems like they sprinkled more convenience into the mix and made the tools a bit 'smarter'"}
+{"text":"ah gotcha, thanks. it’s been a while since i used ps anyway so getting used to the new layout should be easier now my cs6 muscle memory has faded. i’ll give it a go, thanks for the help."}
+{"text":"the cutoff for something that can be used in a virtual machine in somewhat performant way is 2018"}
+{"text":"Since this board is functionally dead, we of the broader game development community of 4chan formally request that this board be converted into /gd/ - Game Development. The  thread alone gets around the same number of posts per DAY as this entire board gets per YEAR. Graphic Design can remain as a regular general on this board if the few remaining posters here wish for a place to come back to. If this change would go through, we request that code_tags be enabled for this board. Also if possible, any relaxing of webm limitations would be greatly appreciated (filesize and audio) as we're always having to fight these limits when posting footage of our games."}
+{"text":"i think a board of your own would be a lot more possible to happen than taking over an existing one, honestly"}
+{"text":"Getting our own board requires action from admins. Taking over a board requires inaction from mods. Which do you think is more likely?"}
+{"text":"Flops deserve no rights. Get back to the emails."}
+{"text":"New board or not, /agdg/ suffers from a lack of moderation and high schizoposter count. One of these issues needs to be solved by the migration for it to achieve anything."}
+{"text":"because it's not as active as the general you linked which is 90% shitposting oh fug he's bonto us :DDDDD"}
+{"text":"the snusmann knows your loving bitch"}
+{"text":"AI slop pic dump incoming."}
+{"text":"That was a good font. Very mystical"}
+{"text":"Salty photoshooper is salty he didn't get paid to click shit for 2 hours"}
+{"text":"where can i browse for old internet / random images / tacky graphics to make stuff like pic related? i feel like there's only so much you can do with pinterest"}
+{"text":"is this the slowest / emptiest board on the site?"}
+{"text":"Yes, Now come join /gdg/ and revive it with us."}
+{"text":"david dees has a bunch of stuff like this"}
+{"text":"This is giving arab/ethnic resturant."}
+{"text":"Here are the basic colors: blue gold red purple green orange brown black"}
+{"text":"Basic color chart made using color sliders"}
+{"text":"Very pwetty."}
+{"text":"For me Basic colors are Achromatic Black, White, Gray Primary Red, Blue, Yellow Secondary Orange, Green, Purple Gold, is darker yellow Brown is darker orange"}
+{"text":"wrong..."}
+{"text":"I prefer a slightly more muted yellow, green, and blue. Purple should also have a little more blue in it too. I like your colors though and I like chocolate and cigarettes too and I like mario and sonic"}
+{"text":"when will they finally delete this dead board and put us out of our miseries?"}
+{"text":"why would/should they? distinguishing between visual expression that is illustrative/artistic/figurative in nature and such that is graphic/design/corporate makes a lot of sense, even when there are natural overlaps. some topics just don't fit /ic well and vice versa. I doubt many people on that board make noteworthy money from their drawings, so it can't be the lack of employed anons that makes you say so. also /ic is a hellhole of a children's playground, which kinda protects this less popular second art-related board from a few annoyances."}
+{"text":"Look what art I made today OP!"}
+{"text":"skeumorphic ball thingy"}
+{"text":"skeumorphic ball thingy looks like shit"}
+{"text":"babby's first skeumorphism"}
+{"text":"Global Consciousness project mentioned"}
+{"text":"◯◯◯▭"}
+{"text":"I guess(?)"}
+{"text":"top right one"}
+{"text":"Top left, idiot Bottom right is racist"}
+{"text":"how would I edit this to have a realistic looking crack in it? I'm trying to troll my son"}
+{"text":"Put a real crack in it, and then lecture your son about how it's not okay to play with knives."}
+{"text":"Just tell him it dropped on the concrete floor and tip chipped off."}
+{"text":"Chipped it, more realistic than a crack / metal fatigue and is just as bad for knife guys."}
+{"text":"Not OP, not even a knife guy, but seeing this pic made me feel sick Well done anon"}
+{"text":"Is it retarded to use fountain pens?"}
+{"text":"I like ink"}
+{"text":"Many people will recommend Chinese brands such as Jinhao. But, I would suggest either the Pilot Metropolitan or the Kakuno (they have faces). The Pilot pens are rather inexpensive and write smooth."}
+{"text":"It's frustrating. Almost nobody uses them IRL and the two fountain pen forums and the subreddit have a demographic that usually angers me. I think the poster above is right that this \"hobby\" draws a higher-than-normal anxiety enthusiasts. The most annoying thing about fountain pens is that many dry out, whether within days or weeks or months. Therefore my primary suggestion is to get one that does not do this. To achieve this, get a screw-off style cap instead of a snap on/off cap (the snap mechanism requires the cap has tiny holes in it, to prevent a vacuum that would pull ink out). The best company for this is Platinum because they have a \"Slip and Seal\" technology that is known to keep the nib wet, even when stored unused for months. As a beginner I would suggest buying two Platinum Preppys, in in a fine and one in a medium. This should get you an idea of what it's all about with a cheap, reliable pen that is not going to annoy you. And they come with a little bit of ink. To upgrade this order slightly, get one or two converters to go with the preppy and some ink samples that appeal to you. Much of the joy in fountain pens is in playing with different ink colors, and converters allow you to swap colors with just a bit of cleanup in between."}
+{"text":"are the noodlers inks in some way special or good? I like their designs but never tried the product itself"}
+{"text":"It's cool if you're a big fucking deal lawyer or CEO signing shit constantly. Otherwise, you just look like a weirdo. What are you people even writing with pens besides your signature and a date?"}
+{"text":"sorry, but it's true"}
+{"text":"Agreed. It's a more important skillset than ever and it's never been a more transferable skill from one job to another. But, the way schools teach it, as though being able to create a mediocre logo in 80 hours and having intermediate skills in InDesign/Illustrator is going to lead to a decent full time job, let alone a career has been kind of dead for a while. Definitely dead now. On reddit, you'll see whiny students/amateurs digging their heals in, arguing they shouldn't be expected to know HTML, or touch video editing, etc. Meanwhile every zoomer's learning this stuff so they can do YouTube or be a \"creator\". It was entitled and foolish fifteen years ago when designers would refuse to branch out of print design. Even at the time (I was a student then) peers and I would agree, the people trying to do only print are going to get rugged. Today, it's beyond absurd for someone to think they won't need to be versatile and learn every medium they can, and adjust to new tools regularly. Even prior to AI, GD seemed to me like a field you start out in, but graduate to other things by your late 20's. Whether it's video, web dev, etc. The GD skills carry over and give you a leg up in these, especially if you're going to create your own business one day. But GD in itself is like the digital version of a construction laborer. Now on the topic of AI: It's scaring a lot of people, but designers skilled in the adobe suite are in the perfect situation to take advantage of it if they get over their fears and dive into it. AI does amazing shit, while getting details wrong. They're the ones capable of editing those details. It also knocks out a huge amount of grunt work and makes \"creative block\" a thing of the past. Smart designers should be viewing AI as a gift from god. They've just been handed their own studio, basically. Image gen, is basically like having your own team of lower level designers working for you. Not to mention the learning abilities with it."}
+{"text":"then why are there graphic designers making a lot of money doing, you know, graphic design?"}
+{"text":"....badly, it seems"}
+{"text":"what's the name of this design? how does one achieve the composition and the colors in illustrator? is it even in illustrator since it's made in early 1900s."}
+{"text":"Superman with the black hairdye"}
+{"text":"Looks great, that's exactly what hair does. Gotta ask, would you say white people are bage (\"beige\") like bagels? Germany is in NATO/Europe nowadays"}
+{"text":"mm"}
+{"text":"Cant you see the colours and composition looking at it?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"I'd like to use it for booklets. Does it render text correctly? What are its main issues in this application?"}
+{"text":"It's \"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"free\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\" because they make more money with your data than selling it to you. You can look that shit up, it's insane how many connections the application has running at all times."}
+{"text":"show it"}
+{"text":"There's no reason to use memescape and Gimp now that affinity is free. Either use ps or affinity."}
+{"text":"I remember when indesign could only do one page at a time and you had to buy an external plug-in to render tables, and nobody had written one yet. It got popular because of cultists. Nothing more."}
+{"text":"What exactly do you want to create? A poster or something with multiple pages? What should the final product be? Should it remain digital or be exported for print as PDF X-3? Inkscape is a vector program, so it should output all fonts as vectors for your final format. Also this"}
+{"text":"Then you should know that at the current year of 2023 graphic design is pretty much dead. I was a professional gd for almost 10 years working in both studios and on my own and I can't really find a job anymore. It's not even because of AI to be honest, its because of how the industry works and how bad the corporate environment has become. There's still web design, 3D and VFX/motion design(primarily 3D too) and if you want something similar or easy to transition then chose one of those but I'm not sure for how long they will be relevant themselves because of the AI which is basically a final nail in the coffin of gd. Of course there are and will be exceptions and maybe you will get lucky to find some obscure local business that needs you, but if you are young and looking for a career in the future you should stop consider becoming a graphic designer. This profession is dead."}
+{"text":"That sounds amazing, what is this magical job and how to get it?"}
+{"text":"So, you can only sell top-custom-premium in the hyper economy. Remember this key term, \"Hyper Economy\"."}
+{"text":"ghow do you do that withj graphic design?"}
+{"text":"By being someone's nephew or mistress."}
+{"text":"/ic/ here. wow this board is rly slow. tltr of ziz thread? is there still hope for graphics design in 2026?"}
+{"text":"Super disheartening to see this. Any designer could have done an illustration, any number of local artists could have created a piece for this event. It's a seminal event that marks the reopening of Detroit’s Michigan central. Truly monumental moment for Detroit, highlighted by the crazy opening concert directed by Eminem and it wasn't worth getting a person to do the poster? Very sad. This is one of those moments in the history of ai that I will look back on with genuine disgust. A soulful event with a soulless AI facade."}
+{"text":"It's way worse. They hired a \"designer\" Ave he convinced them that this is not ai, it maybe it's didn't even cross their mind to ask if this is ai."}
+{"text":"God I love AI. I ironically. If it can generate dank memes like this, then that's all it needs to do for me to be convinced!"}
+{"text":"*unironically I don't know why autocorrect thought \"I ironically\" was more correct"}
+{"text":"the only thing any of these people ever wanted was a zero cost means to and end."}
+{"text":"ya who doesn't eh?"}
+{"text":"does gd stand for my favourite 2d platformer/rythym game GEOMETRY DASH??? [insert \"dash\" (level in geometry dash) theme here]"}
+{"text":"yes twin let's all grind the demonlist and become top players"}
+{"text":"i beat bloodbath lol"}
+{"text":"Its so fucking werid seeing GD on 4chan LOL"}
+{"text":"but is it good /gd/esign?"}
+{"text":"hell yeah!"}
+{"text":"Why don't we just convert this board into a Geometry Dash board? Its already dead and this would be a cooler place if so. QQOT Thoughts on BOOBAWAMBA, and do you think it should be top 1?"}
+{"text":"Hello im op please talk thanks!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"who the hell designed the 4chan banners, they are so simple yet so fun share some of your favorites"}
+{"text":"Literally the one I had above this very thread lmao"}
+{"text":"why were so many banners deleted?"}
+{"text":"moot had said he wanted to clean them up, but it's been like 13 years since he said it, so I don't remember much. I think he said something about thinking some of them look like \"4chan next to anime girl with nothing else happening\" and that he wanted to clean those ones up."}
+{"text":"I think he said something about thinking some of them look like \"4chan next to anime girl with nothing else happening\" and that he wanted to clean those ones up. what a shame, this is what made those banners so good."}
+{"text":"how do i create such designs? i love them, the ones in mde and extreme peace, they are so fucking cool"}
+{"text":"Im 40 not really a fan and know little about design but they look cool and have a unique style to them."}
+{"text":"Emigre #58"}
+{"text":"bump. maybe someone knows how to make them"}
+{"text":"where can i get after effects? PTB??"}
+{"text":"Emigre is actually good and the og shit, not basic in anyway. Sam just copied egregiously from it, but you can cope away emigre been bit so many times already that it feels normal when people are overt about biting it. the transitional video stuff on world peace looked really good i thought, but that was less emigre and more just dumping AE effects on clips and dumping the dr bronners random text shit everywhere. I don't think sam did any of that shit though"}
+{"text":"Explain yourselves, /gd/."}
+{"text":"They could've at least used TNR..."}
+{"text":"too lazy for a full explanation here you have a list of important events an amphibian leaves the ocean for good central banking is invented facebook is created iphone introduces the internet to the masses some ugly chick fucks gaming \"journalists\" for positive reviews big youtuber says the n-word, it effectively kills monetization AI becomes sentient"}
+{"text":"Sans serif fonts are oppressive and make you feel like a slave. Simple"}
+{"text":"nihilism"}
+{"text":"find a flaw"}
+{"text":"fix it then"}
+{"text":"the skull in the middle there looks like AI. the entire thing is AI dummy i can't fix you being indian"}
+{"text":"this nigga thinks only Indians use AI use it to make some money goy"}
+{"text":"No nigger. Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"lack of symmetry in spikes middle and ring fingers wrong Ai"}
+{"text":"Illustrator beginner here. How's this for my first time? Any help or advice would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"This is highly appreciated anon. True Grit Supply does seem to offer a better deal than Astute Graphics considering the latter is charging a subscription to use their assets. I downloaded the link you showed me and I'm a little surprised to see an .exe for plugins. Is this normal or just their way of DRM?"}
+{"text":"Also, I forgot to add, any recommended channel or tutorial to get a hang of Illustrator? I know my way around Photoshop a bit, but I'm still new with this."}
+{"text":"I feel like its missing something. Maybe a diff picture of jesus would work better? Idk. Suggestions?"}
+{"text":"bottom left is aislop"}
+{"text":"Better than human slop. Make yeshua's skin darker, and give him a wider, flatter nose. More afrocentric features in general I think. You're close though!"}
+{"text":"Flame decals on the car, thicker outlines on the text. Some lens flares."}
+{"text":"You need to have a more consistent visual identity. The problem is a lack of vision I guess. Notes: -The various outlines around the \"trap\" look iffy and how completely different it looks from the Jesus element is jarring. -The bottom text is not really aligned in any good manner. It's interestingly placed but it has no real impact. If it completed the circular shape created by the the positioning of the \"Trap Jesus\" it'd be cooler looking -the ancient egypt background is useless here and doesn't add anything to the ideas introduced by any of the text. If aqualantis is a cool place that is water themed then why is there a fucking pyramid here? -the space ship idea is out of left field and is better left out or implied in some other symbolic/esoteric way -the car looks like shit -the Poseidon? on the left there looks incredibly bad. I had a better idea for this. I'm no expert mind you, I'm just a guy with too much free time."}
+{"text":"it needs additional \"bling\" to balance the bling of the car. maybe put a audacious jewled cross around jesus neck or an adidas symbol on his robe or maybe a sexy girl in a bikini"}
+{"text":"This is the label design for Peter Stormare's vodka, what would you do differently ?"}
+{"text":"(Perhaps subconciously) influenced by picrel (both this particular design and the artist's general style and that of his era) the same way all rock guitar bands are influenced by Chuck Berry. Peter Max also did this more sloppy hippie-ish lettering style sometimes too and of course tons of people copied them. It's supposed to be quirky and bohemian and \"honest\" and have \"soul\"."}
+{"text":"Wkj"}
+{"text":"Sorry, meant to say- tblurred the line between commercial and *fine* art (hence Warhol)"}
+{"text":"Yeah this isn't any of that. This is just bad fad design"}
+{"text":"Hello My real name is Joe but I have gone by scor online and even built a little following as an editor with it. Im on here cause I have ran into a hurdle I want to venture into more things but going at those things solo is a bit challenging. I have started coding and have built a couple projects but I want some people i can rub ideas with and in my community I am one in many who involve themselves with this. Is there anybody who codes or maybe is into design or technical side of computers? My discord is Scor Scor#8524"}
+{"text":"Anon, this isnt the place to socialize."}
+{"text":"joe MAMA!!! hoohoohoohoohohoohohohooohooohooohooohooohoo"}
+{"text":"that googel logo is basically 1920s art deco type not 'trad' enough for you?"}
+{"text":"who was talking about 'trad'? lol"}
+{"text":"i replied to the wrong one"}
+{"text":"It’s hilarious how many threads there are on this board about how you cant find work but also praising shitting design. Methinks I know why yall are out of work."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"I have a request, I'm requesting this. This thing I'm requesting is what I'm requesting: I need screenshots of old forum sites, the actual threads. I cannot find them. I can find the thread browser in old forums, I can find old forums with the new bland minimal aesthetic, but I cannot find actual threads. I've tried wayback machine for Gaia Online, WoW, FFXI and a few other sites, they have returned with heavily missing css and html. I am at wits end, some may call me witless, but whether my wits are less or more than 0, my time is being whittled to nothing. Please, lets put our wits together to which we can find old threads of forum posts from the early 2000s."}
+{"text":"My bedroom used to be wall to wall with these"}
+{"text":"I want to add the initials \"MH\" to this, how would you do it?"}
+{"text":"IDK I'm not good at this"}
+{"text":"that is cool!!! I dig it a lot!"}
+{"text":"Wow, thanks!"}
+{"text":"Mental illness/insanity"}
+{"text":"That had some John Deere flavor I'm not quite ok with."}
+{"text":"concerns?"}
+{"text":"wow it is so derivative, kitsch and plaiy shallow. it serves no point other than caricaturizing the entirety of your favourite pinterest board, seasones with manchild podcast verbiage and stolen pseudo-mysticism. merely suited to be sold at h&m, just after the referenced subculture already started moving on to other aesthetic developments. the center text element is well made. but the whole thing is just hedonistic masturbation. equivalent to drip paintings done by alcoholic moms who try to escape having to look at the harsh reality of finding themselves in a life without noteworthy agency."}
+{"text":"random meaningless shit wow so cool"}
+{"text":"making safe knockoffs of shit that exists is a good way to learn don't say you weren't making derivative geometric/foliage/splatter brush vomit wallpapers and forum signatures gfx just like all the others in 2005 the use of various photoshop and/or illustrator tools in this one is mostly competent and could apply to something functional. at least it's not some completely directionless retard xD ps filter vomit"}
+{"text":"fine. I accept value in adding your perspective to the discussion, but I deny it questioning my given criticism. the final result has exactly the problems I mentioned, mainly that of dishonesty and (grotesque?) derivation. and while it is true that in the confines of your private workspace it is more than okay to produce the trash that makes 80% of what we create, framing and putting it in a public pedestal to be viewed is something else entirely. bigger boi setting asks for bigger boi feedbackz in the context of public artworks it *is* trash that doesn't add anything but regurgitates cultural production into an even more acidic turd. human centipede art. of which there exists more than enough already and if OP is smart they will realize how much more value there is in my seemingly antagonistic reality check over reinforcing their rigid, asset-vomit, prompt-completion process with sugary words. but feel free to point out what you think is the most important lesson for OP to learn at this point(?)"}
+{"text":"Since when does this board exist?"}
+{"text":"2013, always been pretty dead though font share threads were active for a few years but since that lost traction it's been a ghost town"}
+{"text":"Honestly doubt even the jannies monitor this board. It used to be slow but kind of active. Pretty sure since ai image generation became a thing its died entirely."}
+{"text":"it died before that, it happened to other generals or boards as well, when they forced you to wait 120 seconds or pay for a 4chan pass to post, there's tons of gd discords are pretty active"}
+{"text":"It has existed for a decade at this point but i dont blame people for not knowing it exists when its so dead"}
+{"text":"What is the name of this graphic design style?"}
+{"text":"i might be wrong but i think this falls loosely under Y2K"}
+{"text":"Optima yero."}
+{"text":"2000s Green Line- English for foreign students"}
+{"text":"i graduated a community college in 2001 and work a dead end job making mediocre education book covers design style"}
+{"text":"shouldn't have said 'dead end' as able to do anything useful on a computer was lucrative in the 2000s with a fairly low barrier of entry and actual competency. any retard could claim to be a \"webmaster\" or a web/graphic designer."}
+{"text":"You guys need to understand something, because when you ask \"How do we bring this style back\", for any aesthetic you want, you're not getting that these aesthetics didn't exist in a vacuum. They were there to advertise a product, or culture around the product. You won't bring any aesthetic back, you won't create any new kind of aesthetic, if there is no culture behind it. Otherwise, its just wall paper. You're in /gd/ GD is making wallpaper for a product or culture. You have to ask yourself, how is a culture formed, how a culture is made, and how does a culture persists. Because culture is what happens when you're not around. its self reinforcing by the people participating. None of you will bring any kind of aesthetic back without a culture."}
+{"text":"I think there has to be a sense of novelty. It can't be a previously trodden path or else it feels like a spent energy, it feels like forcing something that has long since ran its course. Like a meme or music genre, it's not completely dead but its confined to a small clique of aficionados. It cannot captivate large portions of the population anymore so most people move on to something feels fresh and invigorating. Moreover it just feels forced. People naturally aren't inclined to make art like they did 20 years ago (which was largely impacted by the technological means that are no longer there). It's easier and more intuitive to just do what you're used to (generic flatshit) or do something new. People don't naturally do things that happen to faithfully adhere to bygone trends. Just just do whatever. And like a meme, it has to naturally emerge from the zeitgeist. It has to seem like the most befitting thing for the moment. The laser grids of the 80s just aren't gonna cut it for most people. Stuff like synthwave and vaporwave have a niche appeal that likely could never go mainstream. And even then, it is hardly a faithful implementation of retro aesthetics. They are more of a crude indulgence of stereotypes of the 80s & 90s for the purpose of escapism. It's not forward looking like the retro aesthetics that inspire it. These are dead genres for people who are dead inside."}
+{"text":"Looking at OP and this, there just seems to be a sense of individualism on the internet that keeps people from blossoming a movement. People can hone in their own graphic design and style, but to get a great majority of others to follow is a really hard deal. And to have those other people following not seem like a cheap knockoff is harder. Think of AVGN clones. You're either doing something new, or knocking someone off, when you actually get enough skill to not look like an amatuer/everyone else."}
+{"text":"Just just do whatever *They just do whatever It might be the case that artistic trends will come to be less centralized over time resulting in a more diverse and compartmentalized landscape. AI is a big game changer too. The ease with which you can generate art might break the death grip Corporate Memphis currently has (which is mainly used due to how braindead & easy it is to create). Targeted advertising may reflect this, for better or worse. Sites that collect data about you may figure out what aesthetics appeal to you and generate ads accordingly. Web design might also similarly opt for a variety of AI generated layouts. I'm sure people are realizing how repugnant Corporate Memphis is to a lot of people. The world is bigger than the oversocialized bugmen and PMC drones that actually enjoy that garbage. I almost think its intentionally bad as a means of driving away interesting people thus lowing competition for themselves."}
+{"text":"thinks we will be liberated from corporatism by enslaving ourselves to corporate tools (called AI)"}
+{"text":"misunderstands the post"}
+{"text":"We need to RETVRN to Y2K"}
+{"text":"when you try to revive something from the past, you always end up with an inferior bastardization of the original. aesthetics are downstream from culture and represent the culture and world around it. Y2K died on September 11, 2001 and is never coming back. best you can do start something new"}
+{"text":"ads predominantly show Asians and Whites Well well well"}
+{"text":"start buying magazines boi"}
+{"text":"giving power to 911 y2k aesthetics didn't end until almost 2010"}
+{"text":"you don't seem to be able to recognize what visual minimalism, a minimal composition is or isn't"}
+{"text":"Client asking me to design his book cover I have no idea how to price it. What do /gd/?"}
+{"text":"multiply the number of hours it will take you to make it or it took you to already have made it, by 25 bucks and write a contract for 5% royalties on sales only if it breaches the 1 million dollar sale"}
+{"text":"My book sold $999,999 you get nothing"}
+{"text":"did it tho?"}
+{"text":"cover is pretty cool i would buy the book just for the cover image looks good you should charge good amount"}
+{"text":"you should give reading proper literature a try"}
+{"text":"ok, someone explain to me how the fuck pantone Coated Vs Uncoated is SUPPOSED to work. anyone whos messed about with pantones knows that youre supposed to use C swatches for coated paper, and U for Uncoated paper but colors NEVER translate across, 1235C looks nothing like 1235U so what the hell do i do if a clients brand guide only has C swatches? what do i do if I need to print on the opposite type of surface from whatever swatch i have?? shits garbage"}
+{"text":"For exmple 185-C is closer to 186-U than 185-U Yes they don't look alike because U will neve be as bright as C"}
+{"text":"Tis exactly my problem. No client (or even project manager) will ever understand that, and they DO get mad about it."}
+{"text":"bullshit system doesn't work. It works just fine if you follow basic common sense protocols like having the printer provide a final proof of the actual ink color on the actual stock, that the client can then approve and sign off on. Of course that can create added expense, but that's the cost of high precision/ nitpicking. If the client balks at the time/expense/hassle and says it's not that important then put *that* in writing and have them sign off on that, or politely decline the job if you think they are lying. If the printer balks at creating/providing accurate proofs then they're the wrong printer for that job/client. All of this is literally why the Pantone system exists as a color matching standard, it doesn't work without people who understand how to use it. So what the hell do i do if a clients brand guide only has C swatches? Tell him \"it doesn't work without people who understand how to use it\""}
+{"text":"Then buy the Pantone shader and show them the actual thing or at least try to explain to them that it is how it is"}
+{"text":"Someone explain \"Pantone+ Color Bridge\" to me. The swatches tagged \"CP\" and \"UP\" If I use those and send them to a vendor is that a real Pantone? ?l what makes them different from the standard C/U books? Even worse Pantone + CMYK Coated/Uncoated. The ones formatted \"P 118-8 C\". For example? Are those actual Pantone swatches? Or is it just some roundabout way of listing CMYKs?"}
+{"text":"Gimpbros is it out time?"}
+{"text":"Idiot traders think AI is going to replace dedicated graphic design apps."}
+{"text":"The latest gimp was actually pretty good, I have to use it from time to time."}
+{"text":"It's Corel's time to shine, baby!"}
+{"text":"tf happened in january"}
+{"text":"Looks like we'll never get premiere for Lanix now."}
+{"text":"hello, just trying to get better at graphic design. i've read \"basic principles of design\" by maier and \"grid systems\" by muller-brockmann. i still struggle to figure out how other designers make and use complex grids for their work. does anyone have any resources or advice for this? also, i primarily use illustrator and indesign (for long form text) atm. does anyone use photoshop for their designs and if so, why and what do u use it for? do u have any concerns about quality of print? pic related"}
+{"text":"desu, i think the designs on domestika and skillshare are garbage but i'll check gumroad out. case studies are a good suggestion. thank u. ty for the photoshop answer as well, clears up the questions i had about it. i used to be photoshop-pilled but heard a lot of people talk about raster stuff and got concerned."}
+{"text":"time to complain about bad typesetting in your douj because we're about to play /h/ right now!!!"}
+{"text":"Well, it's down to this: we're hoping on a miracle against the horses with personalized logos on their asses, and a tie isn't enough. Game setup is now, kickoff shortly. (If this is the end of the cup for us, I'm considering bowing out. The team deserves a real manager, with tactics and new Kernings to enjoy. Even if I say keeping the lights on is \"better than nothing\" that might not actually be true. It's up to you: carry on, or hibernate again?)"}
+{"text":"...well, we got at least one more game next weekend and an Elite in 3 months, so put a pin in that until after Winter I guess!"}
+{"text":"The free sample isn't enough anymore, pirate the full typeface because we need those hiragana characters: It's /jp/ time!"}
+{"text":"Well damn that was an ass-whoopin'. Still, for an autopilot, we stole a promotion! And we avoid a new worst loss AND worst loss of the day... I guess. GGs /jp/. Thanks to staff for Kernanyo; I still really can't commit to give the team the love it deserves (at least alone...) but I promise to continue providing life support at least long enough for Winter."}
+{"text":"AFFINITY IS FUCKING DEAD. It's a zombie propped up by corporate PR bullshit and if you're still defending it, you are a literal, medically diagnosable retard. `>SOLD OUT TO FUCKING CANVA` `>THE APP FOR INSTAGRAM INFLUENCERS AND HR DEPARTMENTS MAKING FLYERS FOR THE COMPANY POTLUCK` `>CEO \"promises\" they won't force a subscription on us.` `>OH YEAH? FOR HOW LONG? UNTIL V3?` `>WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S COMING: A SLOW, PAINFUL TRANSITION INTO A BROWSER-BASED, SUBSCRIPTION-ONLY, AI-SLOP-GENERATING PIECE OF SHIT.` They were the CHOSEN ONE. They were supposed to be the one company that wasn't trying to ram a subscription fee up our ass every single month until we die. The one place you could actually OWN your goddamn tools. But no. They took the money. They bent the knee to the same corporate logic that created the Adobe monopoly in the first place. All that \"for the creatives\" talk was just marketing. Enjoy your \"magic AI logo generator\" that shits out the same 5 generic logos. Enjoy the forced cloud integration that holds your own files hostage. Im going back to the high seas, anons. There's no escaping it now. I paid for affinity but if they keep doing this shit im outta here."}
+{"text":"Oktober 30th will tell."}
+{"text":"posts that aged like shit award"}
+{"text":"did it? they changed the logo and are now using it as a user data harvesting platform giving it out for \"free\" in a sketchy promise to the investors that it will train neural network agents that will eventually replace graphic designers and generate enormous amount of profit somehow. sounds very reliable thing to base my projects on long term."}
+{"text":"ah wrong pic"}
+{"text":"good goy"}
+{"text":"lmaoooo"}
+{"text":"Lol check the news now Affinity completely free"}
+{"text":"Don't have to pirate Adobe anymore (and risk malware) after this."}
+{"text":"it's like someone’s forcing you to get Canva premium"}
+{"text":"do *you* need the AI tools?"}
+{"text":"but I'm still stuck at creating curved edges for isometric. is there any simplified tutorial for that or the perfect example of it?"}
+{"text":"So im new to the board, and ill cut to the point, I've been trying to grow as a nsfw artists, i started a little bit before ai started. Sometimes I don't feel motivated to draw, and i accept requests from ppl to expand, and I don't really care what I draw, as long as I can take it as a challenge, with a limit of drawing rape, gore, ect. But I've accepted drawing futa, trap, and loli, but I've been feeling like drawing loli might be a arrow to the knee in my reputation, the worst part is that it was the most popular illustration i did by the amount of likes. I know that it's fictional character and there are a lot of popular nsfw artists who just draw stuff like that on the side and just never get shit for it. What is your opinion on this guys"}
+{"text":"You should go to the /ic board. This is for design, typography, layout etc."}
+{"text":"AI can only copy someones style to a mediocre degree at best. You can still be better if you continue to evolve as an artist and refine your craft, maybe even use AI in limited doses to get through some backgrounds etc. I wouldn't give up but there is a need to adapt to the new market. I think you should start with understanding your target customer base and work backwards. Personally I wouldn't be so eager that I jump into doing loli shit just to make a buck lol to turn this into a proper income you gotta take your time boy and get known. Or if you like to live dangerously you can pull a shadman and ride the controversy."}
+{"text":"shadbase pull lol"}
+{"text":"Map = pedophile Loli = child pornography Just don't do it for your own sake. If you're debating it, you probably think it's wrong. Nobody's forcing you to do it and nsfw artists still earn a lot either way."}
+{"text":"have you ever considered suicide?"}
+{"text":"Why did they make every fucking button gray."}
+{"text":"I think the UI looks more consistent that way. But yes, in AF2 you could switch between color and monochrome. It’ll probably come back with an update. I’ve already seen that complaint several times."}
+{"text":"these kikes Serif was a British company with a Caucasian leader. Canva's CEO is an Asian-Australian woman."}
+{"text":"this made with a simple protractor, the figure has 40 parts"}
+{"text":"how would a mirror-symmetrical arrangement of shapes with a single one at the center ever count an even number of pieces, retard? geometric axioms"}
+{"text":"you get 2 points for a good name , name boi, but thats it."}
+{"text":"Guys i've just made an account on Upwork and getting my first client is way harder than i though it'd be. I can make really good YouTube Thumbnail, Book Covers, and other Graphic Design related stuff. But selling it while competing with other freelancers on Upwork who have done way more jobs than me is really challenging. Also on reddit with my (very first) new account i can't connect with other people to alteast promote my work. Do you guys have any advice for me? I really need money, i've been unemployed for a year now. I'll add some of my thumbnails here"}
+{"text":"How can I fulfill my FLIR fetish? Asking here instead of /r/ because they couldnt answer this. I have a fetish for FLIR images plus women or stuff I find hot, but I like the additional layer. How can I make pics like this? AI can do it but not commercial AI accepts material that\\s explicit or even lightly suggestive, defeating the point. Do I do this in photoshop? Do I use AI?"}
+{"text":"I have a fetish for FLIR images plus women or stuff I find hot This is so specific that i'm willing to believe this is not a joke. What is this, how did you acquire such a fetish? I'm truly confused."}
+{"text":"There are relatively affordable handheld FLIR cameras on aliexpress (40-100$), photoshop can do some decent gradients but it wont actually be a 1:1 of what actual thermal imaging looks like. You can get the cam and just do stills of whatever you want."}
+{"text":"You sick fuck"}
+{"text":"How would you apply a glitch effect like this to text and images? Glitch effects like this are (and I am trying to achieve) seemingly random, asymmetrical, etc. Is there particularly techniques or tools to do something like this, or is it just a pain in the ass \"do each bit one by one\" sort of deal? Ultimately I don't want something as extreme as this, something much more minor (just for a single line of text really) so my first thought as a retard is to just go in to paint and shift a few lines of pixels left or right"}
+{"text":"Displacement maps. Also if you can ask here, you can use google to get a much more refined answer by just searching \"glitch effect how to in (whatever program)\" Im assuming youre a zoomer and dont know google exists, in which case, die"}
+{"text":"Trying to figure out a ban where the core idea is a way to have the second \"E\" in \"series\" be composed of \"OU\" so it could be interpreted as \"serious\". I don't think this design lands, at all, it's giving radiator manufacturer vibes, not anything related to review. Is this salvageable? Have no real experience designing text so any feedback would be nice"}
+{"text":"Thread only for motion graphics using After Effects and the rest of the Adobe programs."}
+{"text":"ok go ahead"}
+{"text":"Man this is a slow board. Adobe products suck."}
+{"text":"grass is green"}
+{"text":"Is affinity actually a good replacement for what it advertises? I don't mind paying for software so long as it's a perpetual license. I don't wanna give any money to adobe nor do I wanna pirate their software and risk getting fucked."}
+{"text":"They have announced a major update that will be released on October 30. Many design influencers say that Affinity has gathered a lot of information and has taken ideas and feedback into account. Since being acquired by Canva, there seems to be more money and resources available for development. It's definitely exciting to see what comes next. I also don’t think they will introduce a subscription model—but who knows. Just use DaVinci Resolve. Hovid edits all his videos with it, and it’s also about 90% free."}
+{"text":"download cc 2018 from rutracker never had any problems with that"}
+{"text":"The next version is going to be full of AI Jeet code."}
+{"text":"let’s hope it won’t be like that"}
+{"text":"&amp Magazine is hiring the following artists for upcoming projects: - Typographic Artists (text, words) - Logo Artists (designs, illustrations, etc) Serious inquiries only. No furries. Please have portfolio or examples of art. Email: lamp.lit.magazine at gmail dot com LampByLit.com &amp&amp&amp&am amp&amp&amp&amp mp&amp&amp&amp& p&amp&amp&amp&a Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"new 4chan favicon i made gookmoot you WILL add this"}
+{"text":"hiro when are you adding this"}
+{"text":"Looks great, would love to see it in use"}
+{"text":"Only Gen Beta remembers this"}
+{"text":"Doesn't even have a transparent background lol"}
+{"text":"This is a logo I made symbolizing banking transfers 8,000 hours in MS Paint What do you think?"}
+{"text":"I think that you will never require the services offered by the branch you made a logo for."}
+{"text":"Let's tilt it sideways and put it in front of a sunburst. That will be 1 million dollars please."}
+{"text":"shell"}
+{"text":"the sunburst evokes citrus vibes and now the whole thing looks too much like lipton or some other fucking tea brand. whatever tho."}
+{"text":"Yeah, before it was kind of reminiscient of a half peeled potato, now it looks like a citrus lager or something"}
+{"text":"Going flat when the whole industry's shifting back towards 3D"}
+{"text":"I am trying to generate some images for a tech company, promotion/shwag related. Because tech company, images should include features related to the business, Drones, buildings, communication equipment. The two generators I have tried keep rejecting the images because they think they are terry propaganda or some shit. thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Learn to use Comfyui and bypass shit?"}
+{"text":"Do these team logos look AI generated?"}
+{"text":"I don't think so"}
+{"text":"AI couldn't do text like this. Of course the ideas could have been generated by AI because you have to second guess everything now."}
+{"text":"They look bland and soulless, so maybe?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"The washed out matte steekers are a bit played out."}
+{"text":"How to come up with a good and original name for a design studio?"}
+{"text":"use basque language"}
+{"text":"Worrying about marketing in online spaces Another bubble from the dot com era"}
+{"text":"THE RIB FACTORY Yeah, ok. THE RIB Now this is epic."}
+{"text":"How to come up with a good and original name What are you producing?"}
+{"text":"Well, my spare time i like graphic design but now aim to have ui/ux for vocation. Interesting. Will have to try."}
+{"text":"How is it that adobe still basically has no real competition sure there's alternatives to photoshop, illustrator, premiere pro but from what I've seen none of them really measure up to adobe so what is it that the alternatives aren't doing that would at least put them closer to even playing fields?"}
+{"text":"Clutterware. Adobe Illustrator seemed over-complicated and had a cancelation fee as well"}
+{"text":"Affinity Suite (hotoshop, InDesign, Illustrator) DaVinci Resolve (Preimiere)"}
+{"text":"Gimp just released Gimp 3.0.6 - This feature introduces a new toggle in the Brushes and Fonts dialogs to allow brush and font previews to optionally follow the color theme, an alpha channel for certain transforms and on filter merge, and improves Photoshop brush support. - Gimp now shows an undo step for Lock Content, resizes images to layers irrespective of selections, fixes Alpha to Selection on single layers with no transparency, and fills the mask with complete opacity instead of a completely transparent layer when creating a layer mask from the layer’s alpha and the layer has no alpha. - The Text tool has been updated - The Foreground Selection tool no longer creates a selection when no strokes are made. - GIMP 3.0.6 improves importing of JPEG 2000, TIFF, DDS, SVG, PSP, ICNS, DICOM, WBMP, Farbfeld, XWD, and ILBM image formats, as well as exporting of the FITS image format. - This release improves the sensitivity of filter actions to make sure they are set insensitive when relevant, especially for filters that can’t be run non-destructively Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"When I took a year of graphic design classes Inkscape was mentioned. I think adobe being considered \"the industry standard\" is why it has no competition."}
+{"text":"hi guys. anybody, who knows - what is a font on a CD on photo?"}
+{"text":"found that primary text writed on Bennet Text, but this font doesn't support cyrillic symbols, which presentated on photo"}
+{"text":"they don't have ai chatbots in the shithole youre posting from?"}
+{"text":"Babe, wake up. The newest downgrade just dropped."}
+{"text":"you know there is a reason why regular car dashboards and formular one race car cockpits have different interfaces? no need to claim superiority of one if they simply serve different user bases with different expertise and demands..."}
+{"text":"yeah that instant menu and search field able to show program titles (\"firefox\") / generic titles (\"(web browser)\") / 1 sentence descriptions and sorting applications by their usage frequency is just like an f1 racecar it's too extreme it's obvious that the gui needs to look like a bowl of candies of corporate branding and sort of like videogame with acrylic glass jellyfish animations that drop dozens of frames slowly rendered in a google chrome instance or the special needs office worker won't be able to populate the sprint velocity excel97.exe spreadsheet and the GUI designers will die"}
+{"text":"where i'm getting is that there is a lot of fluff these days that gets in the way of how straight to the point and technically efficient the computer gui could be windows gui hasn't substantially improved since 2009 but they have time for this bs"}
+{"text":"Clicking an icon is faster than pressing your macro keys to open the launcher, then searching for whatever it is that you want."}
+{"text":"'03 is just '01 with a gradient and '07 looks better than '10 also '18 is at least a improvement on '13 which is the laziest of them all. I wont die on the hill of 2018 design is good' but I will die on 2013 was the worst design."}
+{"text":"How do I cope knowing that the best logo ever is ruined by a retarded ideology? Nothing comes even close to the swastika. It makes me depressed to the point of giving up logos completely."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"I liked this one, ngl."}
+{"text":"if it weren't for this we wouldn't have had doom"}
+{"text":"I'm just now realizing that this logo is a peacock, looking closely at it."}
+{"text":"@grok is this true?"}
+{"text":"eyyy, read my messages carefully! I made sure to give a balanced answer and emphasize how it is not *just* them projecting, but how their description does indeed point at something real."}
+{"text":"Lol, you said it too: I think the person probably projected and overreacted. their description does indeed point at something real. How can you know if you weren't there?"}
+{"text":"yea, they are probably projecting in this case AND pointing at something actual. as I said, learn how to read carefully -.-"}
+{"text":"designers are only like this for their first couple of years, when they actually think what they do matters after many years, you realize you just want to finish each project as soon as possible, and get paid. I want this horrible png/gif added to the website/flyer/design here you go bro, knock yourself out they're happy, I'm happy, and I get ready for the next project. huge chances they dislike it in the near future, and they're going to pay me to change it again"}
+{"text":"yeah i thought the latter attitude would be the default especially in the age of AI slops. the attitude some maintain comes off as extremely pretentious and borderline insulting if they don't even want to consider my input (they brand owner and one paying for the work their doing). if I was building a house I would definitely want the designer to listen to my input, not sure why this is somehow different to some redditfags"}
+{"text":"I love windows aero, it's a great design aesthetic, and I would love to see it make a comeback of some sort. It's outdated, sure, but a modernized version of windows aero would really feel so much better than the flat minimalism we've had for so long. What do you think?"}
+{"text":"mod your system or cope. design never rolls back. it only ever gets reinspired. windows aero doesnt really have anything to do with whatever the fuck sort of korean exaggeration frutiger aero is."}
+{"text":"Hiro add this banner"}
+{"text":"how do i hire you guys to create a wedding cake topper I can 3d print?"}
+{"text":"nevermind you people dont want work, you just want to whine about not getting hired."}
+{"text":"What, you just want me to make a 3D printable version of this image? That seems easy enough. .STL work for you? I can do this in solidworks in about a day."}
+{"text":"“Visual identity of the university Sciences Po Saint-Germain-en-Laye. Typedesign of a family used by the students and teachers of the school.” A typeface by Sandrine Nugue (ANRT), known for her drawing acumin and sophisticated designs, combining modern features with deep respect for traditional shapes. Since it’s always a shame when high-profile designers’ work is only available to such a small audience, it would be a great day for pirates and type appreciators if anyone knew someone from the school or could get a hold of the files in some other way."}
+{"text":"I WAN DIS FO FWEE go fuck yourself"}
+{"text":"it's free but exclusive so what's the bfd, nigger"}
+{"text":"I miss a lot this vibeeeee"}
+{"text":"I miss unicorn....."}
+{"text":"this remind me the porn era of Tumblr, not saying that in a bad way"}
+{"text":"Just wanted to make this thread to let you know that I hate you and I hope you all die soon."}
+{"text":"Best FICTIONAL sports team logos?"}
+{"text":"It was pretty gud. Seek normal place for more thoughts"}
+{"text":"Well, hot damn! What a last-minute turnaround! Not enough to advance, mind you, but maybe that's for the best. More time for me to finalize some draft proposals and generally get my act together across the board. Hope you enjoyed the Pet Shop Boys, we're going home with our heads high. If you're down for it, I'll be around and back in Autumn."}
+{"text":"banker peasant chief from warrior culture How about the San Francisco Samurai?"}
+{"text":"Blessing this thread with an ayy classic"}
+{"text":"lmao, I need those"}
+{"text":"Looking for a similar font, this seems to be handwritten. Original is from the 80s."}
+{"text":"Here are gender symbols. They can be turned into stickfigures and bathroom signs. Recommended colors: blue and purple (they are next to each other on the color wheel)"}
+{"text":"Also dickfigures"}
+{"text":"they are next to each other on the color wheel think about the colorblind!1!! :0"}
+{"text":"They aren't colored"}
+{"text":"i know duh, read OPs post Recommended colors: blue and purple (they are next to each other on the color wheel)"}
+{"text":"delta E > 2 and brigthness uniformity deviation > 20%. Colors wont be the same ever again."}
+{"text":"Ambient lighting further diluting black level detail and neutrality. Gamma curve 2.2 or sRGB piecewise, we will never know. RIP color"}
+{"text":"color"}
+{"text":"RGB color = rainbow colors. For basic colors, look to the BYR color wheel Also wheels are not working for colors just make a color chart with different shades"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"RGB = rainbow, RYB = basic"}
+{"text":"Post color palettes."}
+{"text":"gem palette"}
+{"text":"DB908A, DEA8A6, E29893, F3AEA7, F8CAB2, F7E3A4, FAF685, F8ED6B, E8EF61, D8FBA7, D7FEC7, CFFED2, C8F6D2, C1E9E0, ABDBE9, 9FC2E8, A4C4F4, A4ABEF, 9994D4 and BBBCF2."}
+{"text":"Depends on the project doesn't it?"}
+{"text":"I force myself to use Vim because I like the logo so much."}
+{"text":"Where is this from?"}
+{"text":"C'est exigeant, mais une fois qu'on s'en sert correctement on va vraiment plus vite + it's cool keep it up :)"}
+{"text":"Pourquoi tu parles en Français ?"}
+{"text":"Based reason. I only use vim because I don't know how to close it."}
+{"text":"ed"}
+{"text":"I'm making a gravel restomod from a 90s MTB. My original idea was to paint the frame purple (see the paint cap) and leave the rear triangle black. This was to be combined with these black and gold vinyl stickers. But now I'm not so sure anymore. I kinda love the look of the stickers on black, leaving only the golden borders visible. On the other hand, an all-black bike (all the hardware will be black) would look boring af. Now I'm leaning towards some sort of fade or dissolving effect and have some of the stickers overlap both colors. What would you do? Feel free to draw on the image."}
+{"text":"Why, of course I know the guy! I guess I have a certain type, I like neon contrasts. Ah, that makes more sense. Still not quite right for me, though."}
+{"text":"wow, funny! found this pic anyway"}
+{"text":"Ok, I see what you mean. But that's too subdued for my taste. Although you do have me thinking about not using black after all..."}
+{"text":"yeah, his purple is pastel and yours is light but bright/neon, so it'll pop differently but just to show you something in the ballpark"}
+{"text":"I think a I'm going a totally different route. Since my plan is to tour with the bike and camp in sketchy locations (wild camping is illegal here, in theory), I'll go for a stealthy build. Dark green it is."}
+{"text":"Hi guys! I'm searching for a HD version of the DWC logo from DragonBall World Collectable. It's an old Dragon Ball figures line released only in japan. Here is the said logo in a low quality..."}
+{"text":"It was pretty easy to just recreate in Illustrator. Enjoy. bejitabro btw."}
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+{"text":"/gif/ is dedicated to NSFW gifs &webm files. Please review the following rules to ensure your posts contribute to the overall board. 1. Do not request. All requests belong in 2. Contribute 2 or more additional related images when starting a thread (in addition to the OP). 3. Report rule-breaking posts and threads. Use the inline extension for easier access to this feature (Settings>Recommended>Report Button>Save) 4. If you know the source of a given image, please provide it directly. Do not respond to sauce beggars. The Global Rules apply as well. Provide good content and report infringing posts. You can hide this thread by clicking the \"[-]\" icon to the left."}
+{"text":"Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This includes questionable content from Omegle, Chatroulette, Gifyo, etc. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site."}
+{"text":"Post your final results Grok Imagine is now officially dead. Text to image to video is work but its heavily moderated image to video is officially dead image edit is officially dead Elon give in to pressure. Its over."}
+{"text":"There's step by step tutorials for setting things up. for a 5 second video that might have shit results. Just like how grok can also have shit results or just get content moderated. Local lets you do whatever you want and you can start pumping good videos out nonstop once you've gotten the hang of things."}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"There are no definitive tutorials. All are scattered all over the place."}
+{"text":"i just used \"film screencap, grainy footage,\", but an anon had great success with \"A 1960s sci-fi erotic film still\" a few days ago, his gens looked like they were legit from a movie."}
+{"text":"She WOULD do that"}
+{"text":"free will 1/4"}
+{"text":"me but my house is clean and tidy and I don't look like that"}
+{"text":"already saved the link. it's just an autistic thing of mine, where I notice something is missing and is not where I want it to be. whatever fuck it"}
+{"text":"dare i ask if you've tried removing the script and re-adding"}
+{"text":"webms that make you wanna suck cock (actually post some good shit)"}
+{"text":"sigh. i miss high school/college parties."}
+{"text":"Glory holes are fun you should try it. The best I've had is 3 loads shot on me which I left to dry and walked out. I was 32. I want to go back I might today."}
+{"text":"super fun. i have one setup in my garage. I'll open it on weekends sometimes and usually get 3 - 5 guys a day. during the lockdown I got 15 in one day...and didn't even catch covid (or anything else, thankfully)"}
+{"text":"Wow do you guys really like this stuff"}
+{"text":"anyone know the sauce for this?"}
+{"text":"Posting this to use on another board."}
+{"text":"Eat half a meal and put the rest in the fridge for another day. Nobody would believe it."}
+{"text":"Very cool, thank you for going through the effort. I disagree, though. Not to be mean and with all respect, but your 960x1280 generation doesn't seem to be a very good representation of what WAN can do, with the details of her face shifting around a lot. Which sampler and scheduler are you using? What upscaler were you using? In my experience, there's stil some clarity to gain after that point. I can definitely tell the difference between genning at 640x960 and 1024x1536, especially with details like eyelashes and irises. 640x960 (or 960x720) is definitely good enough, though, especially with the former taking about 100 seconds and the latter clocking in at like 450."}
+{"text":"BridalMask da goat"}
+{"text":"No cap"}
+{"text":"No offense taken. I was disappointed with my result and would love to be pointed in a better direction. I'm using Euler and Beta. I have no idea why I picked those, it was months ago. They may have been the default in the workflow I was bastardizing? And RealESRGAN_2X for the upscaler."}
+{"text":"Yet here you are"}
+{"text":"Yeah in the incest thread trying to jerk off to incest while you niggers ruin the vibe, take it to r9k"}
+{"text":"who do you blame who is slaughtering in iran? The government of Iran. Inb4 you say they are muslim, and that is why they are killing heretics, they are not killing \"heretics\" but those who want the regime change, they are thus vilified and labeled as heretics, even if you are a good muslim or whatever tf they have over there. Regime change is like one ticket to god in any country. women taking off hijab Oh sweet summer child. Women take off hijab because it is autocratic conservative cuck country and they had enough of it. Muslim Women in other muslim and non-muslim country are happily wearing hijab(conditioned by their religion yes, why would I care about their beliefs?)"}
+{"text":"Sorry anons it was my mistake in engaging with this convo, my mood is also ruined."}
+{"text":"I experienced real incest, you imagine it, the difference between us means nothing to me."}
+{"text":"Men on women only. Be patient...captcha sux"}
+{"text":"lurk more fag"}
+{"text":"Her ass looks so loose, you just know she's wearing adult diapers now."}
+{"text":"looking for a couple vids, both the girl orgasms from anal, one's where the girl is wearing heels. eeling the dick in her ass while the guy cuddles with her, the other one is this where the guy keeps slapping the chick's pussy."}
+{"text":"cool, post them when you've found them"}
+{"text":"that is not how it works"}
+{"text":"Everything pertaining to blk bois submitting to massa: bottoming, feminized, receiving beatdowns, plapping, etc."}
+{"text":"does anal count?"}
+{"text":"Collection Organisation Edition - post webms that haven't seen the light of day in a while or things you find tucked away that you lost As always, all solo female welcome - amateur preferred, enjoyment preferred Source Guides: -Check titles and watermarks (search using quotation marks to find exact matches in search engines, use \"site:insertsitehere\" to check the major tube sites as internal searches are dogshit) -Redgifs URLs (3 random word filenames, select share on any redgifs video to obtain a unique video url and replace with the 3 word string) trip for OP purposes"}
+{"text":"mine in the wild"}
+{"text":"He got game."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"based elephant, but how does the entire town not have 1 gun to shoot it?"}
+{"text":"Post any gif porn that you have"}
+{"text":"My favorite place to be My second favorite place to be."}
+{"text":"Me too anon, but with the order switched. I find chicks way more likely to want to suck your dick than want you to lick their cunt."}
+{"text":"I don't even engage with chicks that don't want it eaten"}
+{"text":"Gifgasm"}
+{"text":"none of these gifs should be over 1mb, or no? im confused"}
+{"text":"Just asian girls showing their bodies NO MEN NO DICKS NO RACEBAITING"}
+{"text":"Code please?"}
+{"text":"bout that time"}
+{"text":"this one isnt on there do you know where I can find it in HD?"}
+{"text":"It is on there. The video is titled: M0xime1 \"Notice\" hmv. It's on the afforementioned Fishfriday channel."}
+{"text":"Loba is bi retard"}
+{"text":"Literally all of these are fictional characters, you need to get outside more, none of these characters are going to see you defending their fictional characteristics and fall in love with you."}
+{"text":"Only post the cutest petite girls enjoying themselves and their desires. Any race, any kink, as long as they are smol and pretty. No censored, pixelated shit. Must show their tiny twats."}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"I'd pay $1,000 to have that bitch rough me up like that."}
+{"text":"Roastie holding phone: \"Call 9-1-1.\""}
+{"text":"I've seen loads of these types of videos but this one made me feel like I was about to faint idk what about this video caused maybe I'm just a bitch"}
+{"text":"Something about watching unathletic people struggle to do basic human movements really pisses me off."}
+{"text":"REAL cuck thread, amateur only, would love to see what other realistic stuff people collected"}
+{"text":"I really enjoy these, I generally don't prefer FMF because I prefer one partner at a time, so having wives/girlfriends watch their wife/girlfriend with me is so much better."}
+{"text":"The socks always make me laugh, trailer trash confirmed"}
+{"text":"I mean, anything an incel does is cringe, the only purpose to life is reproduction so they are literal failures, but women in porn aren't even \"sluts\" by definition, sluts fuck nearly anyone for free because they love sex and \"porn\" is \"depiction of prostitution\" so they are incompatible terms"}
+{"text":"Source pls"}
+{"text":"tit fuck thread!! haven't seen one in weeks"}
+{"text":"Any footage from the ongoing conflict in Ukraine"}
+{"text":"massive chest orbs and wobbly bbl booties trans welcome as long as it's tits/ass focused"}
+{"text":"Whats the thought process of getting those GIGA BAZONGAS?"}
+{"text":"quickly realize you're with a man because bone structure is obvious as fuck. What? These are women."}
+{"text":"Nevermind mind I read that wrong"}
+{"text":"eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread."}
+{"text":"Niggers can’t be femboys"}
+{"text":"MsCharlotte_s2"}
+{"text":"perfect fuckhole"}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have Miley Cyrus?"}
+{"text":"katiclyzm, anti-porn youtuber"}
+{"text":"Everyone except White people has an ethnic network, and this is by (((design)))"}
+{"text":"Everyone except White people has an ethnic network, and this is by (((design))) I don't agree. Too simplistic. It's not about skin colour. The 12 richest individuals referenced in Oxfam's reports (such as the 2019 edition citing 26 billionaires, evolving from earlier versions with 8 or 12) are predominantly white/Caucasian men of European descent. For you all Indians are the same but it's about being Indians within cast system. Read and educate yourself: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste_system_in_India The same Europeans, not every white European equals the same. Connected families and aristocracy in Europe matter. Family networks counts. For example in Polin/Poland everyone speaks Polish and apparently everyone is equal but it's not true. If a policeman, someone with connection (eg Sebastiana Majtczaka a jew face), a procurator,an army soldier kill in a car accident then don't go to jail.. To solve the issue society needs to become more 'brutal' and kill the rules despite skin colour without caring about law or government. The law exists to keep you enslaved. It's okay to kill but not to murder. Killing a politician, policeman or businessman is fine. They are murderers for example Morawiecki killed so many people with all the COVID rules he introduced himself."}
+{"text":"They are going to replace whites according to the plan: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalergi_Plan"}
+{"text":"You used too. Till your masters convinced you to give it up because youre the same colour as them. Oh and gave you d non white race as your enemy who is st fault fif all of your problems. Was easy sucker your born slave race into believing it."}
+{"text":"No, go somewhere where whites aren't the majority and there absolutely is a \"network\", it was actually both awesome and a little strange showing up in China and being immediately \"accepted\" into the expat community if even at just a basic level solely based on my whiteness. This is even true for languages, go somewhere like Spain and there's definitely an \"English network\"."}
+{"text":"english dub"}
+{"text":"massage thread"}
+{"text":"up"}
+{"text":"I am just curious. She has a lot of moles on her right breast. Is that normal?"}
+{"text":"One of his better finishers"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"Clips that /pol/ would approve of."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is that all about?"}
+{"text":"look at a book it's called reading"}
+{"text":"no dudes no mtfs only real girls no poop no farts you have your own thread for that shit"}
+{"text":"Holy shit source ?"}
+{"text":"ITT we post about Pegging, Ballbusting, and other Femdom shit."}
+{"text":"Whats her Twitter handle? Does she only do Club Q exclusively or she does do her own sessions on her private time."}
+{"text":"i've only ever seen her on clubq"}
+{"text":"The only trauma i have is not having relationships with girls my age now im close to 30 and see young broke couples having what they believe is true love. I dunno how that ties into me wanting to have women squeeze their thighs and asscheeks on my face but i’ll just say theres a reason for it"}
+{"text":"Bumping for more facesitting"}
+{"text":"more Chinese pegging?"}
+{"text":"Candid Thread 30134352"}
+{"text":"we said candid thread, not cellulite thread"}
+{"text":"What do I search, bunkr doesnt find vcishoots"}
+{"text":"Anyone here done interpolation before? Say 30 to 90 fps? I have a question for you thread subject ;)"}
+{"text":"scat thread"}
+{"text":"Back when everyone was horny"}
+{"text":"There was a girl I followed in 2020-21, I think she was south African but she was a white brunette. I wish I could remember her name, she was real cute and had a super toned tummy(vid not related)"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately came late to the party for both of these. Anyone able to reup at all?"}
+{"text":"Latinas taking BWC, solo is welcome too"}
+{"text":"All those years wasted in the gym while chicks with 10/10 bodies are fucking guys like this."}
+{"text":"Cuck tried to have his video censored and they posted it"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Pussy in general kinda tastes like batteries. You ever licked a battery? It has that salty acid flavor. Pussy is similar but also kinda sweeter than that."}
+{"text":"Female only"}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"biological females only"}
+{"text":"Legendary clip, wish there was more Babushka"}
+{"text":"I need sauce on these two"}
+{"text":"Well it's not like she's dead in the video"}
+{"text":"Post ladies with real large natural tits NO IMPLANTS"}
+{"text":"I wish she would come back like Heather Harmon."}
+{"text":"do you have the full"}
+{"text":"Sadly she just shot softcore But hardly any at all. As far as I know it's just 3 vids of her while posing for still photography. If only she'd done as much as Yulia Nova."}
+{"text":"People who are alive at the beginning of the video and dead by the end of it"}
+{"text":"Divorce is so cool im glad women have so many rights!"}
+{"text":"\"Hmmmm today I will...date cartel members\" (clueless) *el ACK*"}
+{"text":"When jews take over your country and kill millions and the next century is unimaginable suffering but it's ok because the jews have moved onto a new host (hello America!)"}
+{"text":"He willingly bought a ruger PC9 He was never very smart to begin with"}
+{"text":"Oh ok. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Babecock Thread. No Niggers"}
+{"text":"I'm the last cock, the handsfree thick load"}
+{"text":"not gay, but you need to get a better camera so I can see that load in HD"}
+{"text":"yeah pretty much same although I don't care if it's a big dick. I just like the illusion that you're really seeing what plays out every time some girl shows off her ass on tiktok or insta"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Make me into a babecock."}
+{"text":"biological female only"}
+{"text":"cant find the direct link but ive seen her on fakifap just scroll she will appear"}
+{"text":"hate that fake OF shit , google fakifap, good old homemade pron when people did videos not for money just for fun"}
+{"text":"asian trap / trans / crossdresser thread"}
+{"text":"I'd love to see some before and after her videos of asian princesses. Especially if there is shrinkage from the likes of chastity cages, and breast mass growth too. I get hard just thinking about this. I wonder how they'd feel of you never let them orgasm from penile stimulation. Just forbid it, and only let them cum if they do from anal poundings, or even spontaneously"}
+{"text":"Why are chinky boys like this?"}
+{"text":"hrt*"}
+{"text":"as big as you can find them,beit natural or with bbls"}
+{"text":"Honeypotts"}
+{"text":"Those are big butts from the 70s"}
+{"text":"Just the female booty in motion (fake or natural). NO MEN NO DICKS NO RACEBAITING"}
+{"text":"This is my wife. I had no idea she had an OF. Guess I'll just go kill myself now."}
+{"text":"If that really was your wife (she isn't faggot) you would have to be retarded to give up a life of fucking her daily over her having an OnlyFans, discipline her and get mad maybe but nothing like that. You should still kill yourself even with her not being your wife though."}
+{"text":"White men getting pounded into submission and pumped full of potent black seed. Never to be the same again"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately I never took pictures. Most people tend not to because initially they don't think it'll work. In the beginning when I gained my first .25\", I assumed it was just an election quality change (probably was desu). Some people post before and after on the subreddit so if you want to check that out, go for it. For overall erection quality, while that has improved, there has also been times where it gets weaker due to PE fatigue and lifestyle. The best thing you can do for that is living a healthy lifestyle."}
+{"text":"last time i got fucked, he held my legs down just like that and drilled my ass for almost an hour. Shit was indescribable."}
+{"text":"straightest eagles fan"}
+{"text":"A faggot (rape toy for masculine HUGE dicked black tops) has no right to hide its face. It deserves to be exposed as the cum bucket sex toy that it is. Where are all the videos of faggots getting raped by Kings?! I know they exist. Love it when faggots cry as they're getting gang raped. Kings (masculine HUGE dicked black tops), you know you have a right to rape us faggots—as long as you're STI negative and leave us safe and sound then no harm, no foul."}
+{"text":"No Natalie Mars?"}
+{"text":"Wrong"}
+{"text":"the blur does a lot of heavy lifting in terms of looks for this girl"}
+{"text":"Gem"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that white men who date asian women can't get the highest commodity white women. If you try to argue against this then you can't get white women. Nah. You're silly. I've fucked dozens of 6, 7, and 8 white women in my time. I'm married to an attractive white woman right now. We have 3 kids. Still...I love fucking Asian women. They have tight petite bodies, they're supremely feminine, and I love, love, love their hairy little pussies. Plus, they're the only women who really understand the pleasure of nipple play. They're fantastic in ways that many white women simply can't be."}
+{"text":"Thanks for sharing. Never seen this one before. Saved."}
+{"text":"No blacks, no asians lightskin latinas and attractive happas are acceptable."}
+{"text":"What happens with our heroines after they are defeated?~"}
+{"text":"I thought it was going to fuck her with its tail for a second You and me both."}
+{"text":"nice shill"}
+{"text":"How's the gameplay in this?"}
+{"text":"Girls peeing, getting pissed on, drinking piss, playing with piss or wetting themselves. No traps No male on male"}
+{"text":"God this one makes me fucking DIAMONDS. need that sauce boss."}
+{"text":"2D/3D stuff. No irl shit Useful things: source on song? Use the Shazam mobile app to find song. Ublock origin filter to not see my comments(i share sources when I can. just a heads up) ublock origin filter some anon made (works with extensions that let you add custom rules to block elements) boards.4chan.org##.postContainer:has(div > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .name:has-text(/[pP].*[rR]eviewer/))"}
+{"text":"more pmv"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Please continue burning this board down. Imagine how many people are looking at their walls depressed af cause their thread just went passed page 10 aahahah."}
+{"text":"yes fucking true everything is trash"}
+{"text":"is this from GayPenis?"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"newfags are getting more retarded by the minute. jesus. look, when start a thread you must post 3. doesn't matter if it's something you saved or whatever but post 3"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the source for this vid and/or the toy being used?? I'm obsessed with this massive thing."}
+{"text":"An entire generation? What retarded zoomers are playing sonic games let alone sonic games with rouge the fucking retard? Sonic is lucky to get one good game a decade since the 90s and even then they dont sell like the old ones."}
+{"text":"You posted these as oc last thread right? Next video you make you should stroke yourself with your toy until it makes you cum. No stopping until your balls are empty!"}
+{"text":"Her first appearance was Sonic Adventure 2, which was in 2001. I was talking about millenials you stupid fuck."}
+{"text":"they haven't fried their brains with porn"}
+{"text":"No rekt shit. Just Women being treated right in a sexual context."}
+{"text":"the kind that hates it but knows she has to endure it or she won't get paid"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for videos of women"}
+{"text":"Do you think they didn't ask to be treated this way? And I don't mean, \"I believe that their behavior/attitude justify this\", I mean, many women highly enjoy being treated roughly and like sex objects in a manner that appears to be non-consensual because it removes the guilt of enjoying it."}
+{"text":"Anyone have sauce on this one? I've only seen it posted here like once before"}
+{"text":"Not that anon, but I'm much more interested in watching girls who don't enjoy it but either really need the money or else l legit want it to stop but aren't strong enough to make it stop or are outnumbered."}
+{"text":"Solo, fucking women of any race, Babecocks, pmv, etc. No troon shit"}
+{"text":"More like/of this?"}
+{"text":"BPIT"}
+{"text":"katerina kozlova"}
+{"text":"Did Monroe grow up to be Arcadia? Gonna be funny when that pup is a year older."}
+{"text":"I just put my dog down on monday. Thank you for this thread"}
+{"text":"I don't see any nsfw webms being posted here though."}
+{"text":"Any content that showcases the natural, biomechanical action of the uncircumcised penis. Circumcised content not allowed."}
+{"text":"Have you don eit?"}
+{"text":"Is there a longer version?"}
+{"text":"I am curious what it would feel like if I kept the foreskin pulled back for an extended period. I have seen some things about it online, but there's never enough detail. It's always about phimosis or something. I am just curious. Is it dangerous? I have tried to do it for just a few hours, but my glans is so sensitive even shifting a bit is painful as it rubs against the underwear. Has anyone done it? Does it become less sensitive? Can the senitivity be regained?"}
+{"text":"Fucking wypipo!"}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"has a few aliases she uses — Mikahhlynn"}
+{"text":"Only1fairy"}
+{"text":"Scrunchies rule"}
+{"text":"1735690954582348.webm Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Girls only"}
+{"text":"Ashe Maree"}
+{"text":"I mean she's not wrong She is wrong. If you have a decent job, fully half your money goes to unproductive government wokesters including trannies, faggots and DEIs, none of whom are white men. The other half are discretionary. If you don't like white men, but things from companies that are not run by them."}
+{"text":"I recommend you keep your dick away from blue hairs. Also anyone with a nose ring or blm shirt."}
+{"text":"Desi princesses need Aryan kings"}
+{"text":"Your other options are to convert religions and find a muslim indian at the mosque lmao. Just bear in mind if you're doing more than a hookup her family is going to want you INVOLVED like you're their son. If they need help moving, fixing up the house, picking them up somewhere they will harass you like nobody's business. is also a good idea. But Central NJ. South NJ has the same demographic as Philly with only slightly more indians and idk what's up in NNJ. If you don't want to use those two suggestions and completely upset your life, you could also pay monthly for Tinder and use their passport feature to switch to CNJ and hope you nail an indian that wants some dick for a weekend or something and shoot over there."}
+{"text":"Na, he's 6'8 or something"}
+{"text":"Imagine posting the same OF clips when professional WMIF production exists now"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"I NEED to see tits on a stick. I always loved ass more, but upon seeing a few girls. It clicked, the thinner the body, the bigger the tits, the better! So please please I need your help anons, lets send absolute tits on a stick girls, just make sure they have massive mammaries and give sauce if you can. No big bellies, no double chins, the only mounds of fat should be hanging from their chest. Starting with the GOAT (before she nerfed herself): Eliza Deniz"}
+{"text":"peleg saar honorable mention so far to vixen virago and psycheswing. Vixens video was just too large and psycheswing not as big as these girls, still hot though"}
+{"text":"lolorily"}
+{"text":"valentina di rocco thats all I have, I need more. So much more. You dont even need to post a webm, just say some names please for the love of tits"}
+{"text":"she is 16 in this vid"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"cringe or funny it seems to all be layers upon layers of grifters who is in the wrong here?"}
+{"text":"I can't help but feel awful for Bonnie Blue. She's had her life ruined by uni \"friends\" that pushed her into doing porn, financially abuse her and keep arranging for her to do more insane shit. And it all started because her first boyfriend left her and she leaned on \"friends\" that told her to slut out. Genuinely I don't know how they haven't been arrested. The documentary on her doing 100 men in one day, in UK definitions exposed modern slavery, a brothel (distinctly illegal, prostitution isn't) and profiting indecently from others (pimping). She's been failed by her family, the government and the police. I don't have it in me to hate her."}
+{"text":"I'm being deadass"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"i don't have it in me to care about her at all."}
+{"text":"White Whores letting Niggers fuck their throats. Clips of Niggers using White Women Throats as a sex toy."}
+{"text":"dsc"}
+{"text":"we"}
+{"text":"She's swallow your bratwurst and come back for seconds!"}
+{"text":"Siri ripoff"}
+{"text":"she pre dates siri"}
+{"text":"Solo, lesbo,cocks white or black. It doesn't matter so long as her hairs is as red as her twat. No trannies, no fag shit, no weird scat shit. Just ginger bitches."}
+{"text":"Source on the left video?"}
+{"text":"-Straight -Preferably real or staged well enough to maintain the illusion. Dogging and crusing encouraged Also, please be patient with 3. I didn't realize I was going to have to do an IQ test while high and horny."}
+{"text":"AN OXFORD STUDY - the world's most feminine women (asian) with the world's most masculine men (white) What's allowed in this thread: solo asian women asian women having sex or being romantic with white men (WMAF) Note: for the purpose of this thread asian means only the white or yellow variety (chinese, korean, japanese, etc..). Browns and blacks not welcome. also note that women means biological women, not transvestites or femboys. there should be no disgusting fetish stuff involving piss, shit, or vomit. ENJOY THE THREAD!"}
+{"text":"western looking Porn is banned in most of east asia so you're pretty much limited to pixelated jav and they don't hire many white men (wonder why kek) so don't know what you expect"}
+{"text":"holy fuck who are these semen demos"}
+{"text":"aniki is that you"}
+{"text":"who is she?"}
+{"text":"Fuck me what a waste of genes. Literally flushed them down the toilet. His sons will dream of killing him in his sleep"}
+{"text":"But consider the potential daughters"}
+{"text":"So are you"}
+{"text":"Probably to do with the quality of the man and the woman in the relationship. Unlike other pairings, there's a big elephant in the room that you'll have to get over individually and as a couple as others bring it up, either one being a retard will ruin any prospects of a relationship before it gets to any statistics. It essentially acts as a filter for genuine retardation and immaturity."}
+{"text":"Nah"}
+{"text":"Let's see those old bastard having the best time of their life with tight young pussy"}
+{"text":"Lol has she got a fake eye?"}
+{"text":"I don't think this really counts"}
+{"text":"I think she eats out of that bowl"}
+{"text":"some webms I've made over the years... I'm not the guy who posted the last thread tho."}
+{"text":"wtf lol"}
+{"text":"I make webms exclusively between the hours of 10 and midnight"}
+{"text":"There's a longer version of this somewhere"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Met future wife just after high school She got on the pill by the second month That was back at the tail end of 2010 Creampie literally every single time we do it, aside from blowjobs Almost 15 years later we finally decide to have kids As millennials tend to do We're both a little concerned that one or both of us might be infertile 15 years, 2-5x per week, conservative estimate at LEAST 2000 pies Pill is cited as 99.9% effective, and she has forgotten to take them multiple days in a row multiple times Still not even one scare in 15 years despite statistically 20+ chances of the pill failing in that time Go for it anyway Boom, she's knocked up in less than 40 days lol Feelsgoodman"}
+{"text":"Anybody have or know the video where the girl tries to block getting a creampie but has her hand taken away. I just member her being on a couch and there bring mutiple guys, I think."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Aesthetically pleasing porn. Whatever you find aesthetically pleasing."}
+{"text":"Jasmine Sherni"}
+{"text":"WHO IS THIS BITCH"}
+{"text":"Enmarchenoire. I think her Tokyo cosplay"}
+{"text":"God damn this woman is beautiful"}
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+{"text":"1) When posting something include the artist and character/show name. If it's part of a doujinshi or manga then give the name of that as well. 2) No loli or furry shit. 3) Ecchi, Yuri, and Yaoi Belong on their own boards. (/e/, /u/, and /y/) 4) All images must be of Japanese/\"Eastern\" origin and style. Images of \"Western\" origin and style will be removed. 5) If you want to make a request then take it to /r/. This board is for people who wish to contribute. If /r/ does not fill your request it is still not okay to post it here. If you contribute a decent amount of board-related material then feel free to request, but not before. 5.1) \"itt [ass/bj/whatever] thread\" and only posting one image is a request. Every global rule applies as well."}
+{"text":"More of her? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"}
+{"text":"Remember: All request threads belong on /r/."}
+{"text":"recommendations if i want my loli raped by a monster"}
+{"text":"[Sad News] The artist you thought would really nail your commission delivered something underwhelming at the deadline"}
+{"text":"KantaiCHADS continue to win by doing literally nothing! You can't force unpopular characters or properties to be popular by porn, anon, especially in the era of AI. If someone wants to crank it to a fat fucking pair of tits they have no real connection to, they have too many to choose from, and aren't likely to get attached to characters from a game they have not played and likely never will, especially with how much competition there is in the gacha space. You'd need a massive single push to make the property relevant, and I can't think of anything besides an entirely new game (preferably a real one) managing to do that a legacy property in such a crowded space. Godspeed and good luck and I hope you enjoy the art you get and all that, but your goal is not likely to bear any fruit."}
+{"text":"Holy sex. Whats the QRD on her?"}
+{"text":"Royal Witch from the same setting as Barbfu She's several hundred years old but maintains her youth through magical means (Physical age late 20s to early 30s). She's served the royal family for generations but recently she's grown tired of serving and wants to rule herself, so she's scheming to take over the kingdom by seducing the prince who's her student. From there Timeline A She successfully carries out her plans to overthrow the kingdom but because of all the sexual contact she had with the Prince during her seduction plan she's way too attached to his body to get rid of him like she had planned. So she just runs the kingdom and the prince gets to enjoy a comfy sex life. You'd only know she lost to the cock if you were a guard or maid stationed outside the royal bedchambers, everywhere else she maintains her haughty and proud demeanor. Timeline B Prince gets captured during a border skirmish by Barbfu and her plans go on hold until she can find the prince again or wait for the next generation I've got another OC planned that's intended to be the third and final option in this trio of characters who's the 'arranged marriage' partner. So basically it's like a love polygon/harem angle I guess with monogamous off ramps/timelines."}
+{"text":"Less so than loli, which is why they're both on /b/. You could argue horse cock is not the same as a whole horse, dildos are fine after all regardless of their shape."}
+{"text":"I did, here's my review: character ref good newer dataset good(except I can't gen characters like big tiddy sifu yixuan natively so only half a point) individual character prompts good even if they bleed a bit sometimes text prompts are pretty inconsistent especially if the text is long but still nice can only gen one at a time unless you dip into anlas even without upscaling(ultra fucking gay) prompt suggestion can be slow as shit and has nsfw filtered out UI missing some QoL compared to local style mixing kind of sucks compared to local need more than 10k anlas since I wasted most of them on character reference haha oops Newer dataset. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"monsterguys are clearly not bestiality"}
+{"text":"Also it's horse year and I forgot to post here during new years Very based, I was going to do just that a few days ago"}
+{"text":"I think so too, but some people don't really bother with the difference. Though I remember some guy on the aibooru with like 80% loli in his favorites complaining about one of my gens so that was funny. few days ago baka"}
+{"text":"Rules of the Thread, Please READ THEM 1. Post art sample when \"taking x requests\" and say what type of content you wouldn't draw. 2. Requests must satisfy general /h/ rules. 3. Only requested drawings should be posted, ignore and report off topic, drama, trolls 4. Do not bump, re-request, or second requests. 5. Be nice. If you want to critique art go to . 6. Use the edit thread for re-color/de-censor requests. 7. Wait for page 10 to make a new Drawt/h/read. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting Scarlet el Vandimion and Nanaka from Saigo ni Hitotsu dake Onegai shitemo Yoroshii deshou ka. Scarlet crawls over Nanaka and fondles his dick and balls. They are both naked and turned into wolfgirl and wolfboy with wolf tails and ears. Nanaka can also have a canine dick if you want"}
+{"text":"Requesting Cross (Xenoblade X Avatar) having sex with Elma in bent over position and Elma keep demanding for more"}
+{"text":"Basted fucked in doggystyle, wearing a leash which is pulled on from behind and she's in ecstasy from it (like tongue out, mouth open like a smile, drool, heart pupils)"}
+{"text":"Requesting Forrest (Fire Emblem Fates) having sex with a Hex Maniac. Whether she's on top or beneath him, she should also be more flat-chested than the 'typical variety'."}
+{"text":"Requesting Ibuki from Street Fighter captured during a mission and getting spitroasted and cummed in on both ends."}
+{"text":"Me on the left"}
+{"text":"If you don't like cock comparison you don't like NTS."}
+{"text":"I like it when the wife jerks off both cocks together so you can feel how inferior you are and what kind of cock your wife is gonna get impregnated by"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the latest Swinging Story by Babangida Yanagida? DMM is impossible for me to buy."}
+{"text":"Momcest thread, for all your Oedipus complex needs. This thread is for Mother-child blood related incest But, we will also allow Step moms Aunts Grandmothers So long as properly designated. What it is not for is Mom NTR Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Brutal"}
+{"text":"Different Anon, Anon."}
+{"text":"I find incestuous kissing hotter than sex, but incestuous pregnancy and birthing are huge bonuses."}
+{"text":"If you have sex for 12 hours+ then you or your partner are definitely doing something wrong lol. I like to think this is how many times they have sex after breaks, although even that wouldn't make sense because if you do that you'd be sore as hell."}
+{"text":"Then read the reply chain?"}
+{"text":"Are there any anime/games that you initially picked up solely because of the r34 of the characters? If so, how did it turn out? I first watched Gurren Lagann purely because of Yoko, and it ended up becoming one of my all-time favorites."}
+{"text":"Fire Emblem. I saw there were 20-30 cute girls per game from the fanart and got into it."}
+{"text":"I had the opposite experience funny enough. I didn't find FE girls hot until after I already got into the series. I remembered seeing Lyn on the cover of Nintendo Power as a kid and thinking nothing of it, then when I actually played her game I wanted to fuck her silly."}
+{"text":"Are you me?"}
+{"text":"Admitting to being a tourist/secondary Why would you ever do this?"}
+{"text":"nobody who matters in the least cares about it"}
+{"text":"Starting with the obvious Speed Racer while somewhat popular within boomers never had much hentai/r18"}
+{"text":"At this point anything that isn't typical flavor of the month Hoyo slop or its imitators or the standard Nintendo IPs might as well qualify. The state of 2D porn is direr than ever. Thank God for sloppa."}
+{"text":"ITT: Shit that makes you drop a hentai/doujinshi immediately. Not tags you blacklist, just tropes that kill your interest in continuing. For me it's Random fucking obsession with phimosis out of nowhere I don't think the average nip understands what phimosis actually is, must be some cultural shit. It's way too common of a trope to just be some guy's niche fetish."}
+{"text":"I mean... yes of course it would eventually turn into a shitshow"}
+{"text":"redd*t t*p**g retarded newfag calling everyone reddit every time."}
+{"text":"The thread is shit because it was made by an insecure Redditor desperately trying to fit in as only Redditors sperg out about paragraph because trannies programmed them to do it."}
+{"text":"try again in English esl-kun"}
+{"text":"lol you have to censor yourself now? Just begone, pest."}
+{"text":"is this fan no hitori? which lora are you using?"}
+{"text":"Good guess but now it's a schizo lora/prompt mix of takeda hiromitsu,obui, konno tohiro, mil xration, honjou raita, and miyamoto issa."}
+{"text":"/hdg/ is dead, let's make another one"}
+{"text":"oohh splotchiruuu~ n.n"}
+{"text":"Hololive, Nijisanji, Vshojo, Phase Connect, indies - it doesn't matter If they're Vtubers, post 'em"}
+{"text":"I'm Back, made a test; expect possible audio fuckups since the free splitters can fuck up and my editing is also amateur level, just a proof of concept (there's an initial \"huh\" from the dude that wasnt cut out, but i couldnt be bothered since the splitter has a damn cooldown; also could have cut the credits lol) NoMusic pixeldrain /u/jAaZfBU4 MusicVersion pixeldrain /u/PcsAtWP7 cowgirl best girl"}
+{"text":"I clicked on a Telegram link in your spreadsheet and it gave me the old “This channel can’t be displayed because it was used to spread pornographic content” :( Do your plans include classic hentai down the line, eg: La Blue Girl, Twin Angels, Venus 5, Urotsukidoji, etc? I’m not even sure if upscaling can be done on older stuff like that without issues, but it just crossed my mind. Love that you’re doing this regardless. The very thought of content disappearing into obscurity always comes with a tinge of sadness, especially now we’re in the internet age."}
+{"text":"Inyouchuu 2880p: pixeldrain /l/6xyf5Xre Dearest Blue 3240p: pixeldrain /l/5wA3LNTw Moonlight Lady 1890p: pixeldrain /l/qgZVm5f5 Maken no Hime wa Ero Ero desu 2880p: pixeldrain /l/ESL1AszR"}
+{"text":"what causes it? increased framerate?"}
+{"text":"Your work is excellent and greatly appreciated. Please consider upscaling Glass the Movie and/or New Glass the Movie by t japan, 720p doesn't do them justice."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Discuss all forms of NTR themed images, manga, anime, doujinshi, visual novels, games, etc. Guide & definitions: OVA recommendations: Smut recommendations: RPG Games List: Translated Visual Novels List: Untranslated Visual Novels List: Game Devs List:"}
+{"text":"I was about to say then you get Laliberte, but he also delayed his next release."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is that and where's Guda? He makes for the perfect cuck."}
+{"text":"Terasu has Power Pros, rasson has Shiho from Girls und Panzer. What other artists have a favorite/muse?"}
+{"text":"Ankoman and Fate, especially his mentally ill obsession with Astolfo."}
+{"text":"Mogudan has been doing Ayanami for 30+ years, Black Dog has been fixated on Sailor Moon for 32+ years"}
+{"text":"How many choregraphed songs are there even? I see korean BJs dance to the same playlist over and over all the time."}
+{"text":"Or, you know, the motion is overused because its that good."}
+{"text":"I would but I've deleted them from my collection and refuse to dedicate any brain power to remembering their creators. If you can't do something as simple as focus on a twerking girl's ass during the literal twerking-dedicated portion of a song/dance, then you might as well not exist. Pic related, the most recent video to earn my ire."}
+{"text":"for me it's when they do an upskirt camera angle but the girl isn't even wearing a skirt or panties what's the point?"}
+{"text":"Bass Knight is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not"}
+{"text":"For the sexy shipgirls bonus for Kongou class no blacked or queen of spades cringe ai allowed in moderation"}
+{"text":"Admiral playing with a flight deck"}
+{"text":"I'd rather inspect torpedo tubes and do test fittings."}
+{"text":"Is google reverse image search now going completely down the shitter? I'm not talking about the quality. Three of my searches were denied. I first assumed it was because of questionable content, but pic rel was also denied. A most generic hentai picture. Another blocked picture search I did was sfw crop (with the source being actually straight shota) So if it's because of content, then google apparently checks both the provided image and results. Bing is shit Yandex is ok Saucenao and similar services are useless for crops. [spoiler]Source is 本編】『沙綾の取引先』 (Pixiv Fanbox)[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"IQDB has been working better for me recently, but it seems to be getting DDoS'd today. The queue is like 250 users long."}
+{"text":"Yeah, IQDB still works on danbooru/gelbooru but saucenao has fallen far from its status as the catch-all reverse image search engine."}
+{"text":"Blame the Canadians for actually uploading CP"}
+{"text":"Beaten too it. I know a guy who was a coder for Microsoft a Asian guy and I've worked in tech so I've got a pretty good understanding of what work they do. Apparently, part of the reason for the mass layoffs there isn't just Ai its basically jeets scammed their way into jobs. So 500 Jeets apply for a job and perhaps 20 of them can actually do the job properly. They have a HUGE ingroup bias of only hiring other jeets so often its cousins of cousins hiring or \"oh I lived in Delhi too\". So they were and are lying about their credentials. For those of you on the left thinking this is just some massive racist, nope my best friend in Highschool was Indian. So allegedly something Microsoft couldn't do is legally fire these clowns without proof and it would take months or years to write them all up because they all cover for one another. Microsoft being run or at least owned by smart people figured it was easier to do a mass layoff. They had teams of 30-50 people or more where only 2 or 3 of the \"coders\" could actually code sufficiently for the job. That's how bad the fraud was / is. Google also infested with \"quality\" jeet programming is getting as buggy as microsoft despite its OS such as android being much more basic and based off open source (probably the only reason its still running). Googles also run by woke Idealogues \"sex bad, naked woman bad\". Oh but Trannies good or something. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AI doesn't help matters either"}
+{"text":"New chapter coming in a week"}
+{"text":"Should, yes. But they've been late before. But I'll be obsessively refreshing the Pizazz webpage after midnight JST as usual in any case. For me it's a tossup between Yukie and Ruriko, but I'll give it to Ruriko. I say Ruriko because her antics actually have her son respond to them and it's awesome."}
+{"text":"I don't think that means anything when it comes to the pizazz website, they post whenever they like, they don't seem to have a set timer unlike when its released digitally"}
+{"text":"Also why Yukie too?"}
+{"text":"Also random question, but what color would you say Yukie's hair is? It's like its close to purple, but not quite"}
+{"text":"I like the moms that are openly sluts, and she has the benefit of having a son that's openly a perv."}
+{"text":"There is one from the SF4 era where Chun-li is undercover at a brothel and runs into Ryu. Due to some contrived reason, she has to pretend he's a john and they have to bang to keep her cover."}
+{"text":"Nope. Because I was an idiot and figured since they were on a forum they were basically logged already. Then the forum site itself went under. Hence another reason I don't blame people for not believing me."}
+{"text":"Yes, exactly."}
+{"text":"YES! Female undercover cop having to bang in order to keep her cover. Bonus points if she starts getting real into it during. More of that please."}
+{"text":"I know for a lot of the guys in here, the breeding aspect and humiliation of it is the real driving force behind this fetish, so it is cool to see the other side of that as well."}
+{"text":"Its reassuring to hear that, Im pretty sure a lot of the hentai authors in Asia are more into the gore and straight up snuff. Ofc, so long as they keep making the Goblin dicks look so delicious, Ill probably keep gooning."}
+{"text":"I mean, light ryona at worst for me. Like, scratches and bruises from defeat are hot, but I hate death of dismemberment."}
+{"text":"All those years later... ...she's still best girl still the GOAT!"}
+{"text":"\"Danheim\" is a fucking moron and a hack who doesn't know the first thing about the mythology he's ripping off. t. Norwegian with a more than passing interest in Norse age history and myth"}
+{"text":"I love this hentai but for my own sanity I have to believe there's been something better or similarly good in this style over the years. Right? Right? It can't have peaked here. That'd be so sad. The art style is gorgeous and it's not afraid to get dark"}
+{"text":"It's interesting. In the series, especially when you get into the sequel series, they designed the girls to be skinny with lots of muscle definition, but with large tits. Whereas, in the game, the girls are designed to be a lot more soft and squishy, sometimes looking a bit pudgy even, (by late 90's/early 00's standards that is), with tits relatively proportionate to their size, although still big. The guys are similar. In the series they're muscular, lean and fit. Not ultra huge and jacked like your typical ntr rapist, but also not skinny like a teenage Japanese boy. Well, at first. In the later episodes Minase started looking a lot skinnier to where Takashiro looked bigger than him. But in the game, that's almost exactly how they're designed. Skinny, muscle less Japanese school boys. Which makes the girls oftentimes appear bigger than the guys, which is kinda hot in it's own way."}
+{"text":"Comparing the full-nude standing illustrations from the game and anime versions. The game version's character design for the Sei Shoujo has been skillfully adapted to Yoshiten's character design."}
+{"text":"Bible Black is good but severely overrated."}
+{"text":"Straight, explicit sexual content oriented for a female audience, typically made by women. Previous thread: the male must be attractive the picture must be focused on the male the female must be present in the picture and have sexual contact with the male the female may or may not be attractive as well, or a faceless girl self-insert she may also be the focus, but preferably not more than the male unexaggerated proportions are preferable content of Asian origin and anime/manga art style, western art goes here: No yuri, no yaoi, no faceless dudes, no shota, no loli, no futa, no derailing thread. Thank you. Tip: Before you ask for the source of an image, use reverse image search sites such as iqdb.org, trace.moe, or sauceNAO.com to find what you need. Do not post solo male pictures even if it is meant to be straight, since those are considered /y/ content in this site and could get easily deleted. Do not post /c/ or /cm/ content either (anything that is not porn). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever get sad that theres nothing of specific versions of characters? Like I really wish there was stuff of ocarina of time ganondorf, everything is shit with the old man versions.."}
+{"text":"Okay, bato is down..."}
+{"text":"The Jews Did This"}
+{"text":"it's been down for awhile, use .si"}
+{"text":"more nipple play please"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Thread Rules: - Respect /h/ and global rules. - Do not troll or derailing the thread. - Do not make more than one request. - You must supply references and specify what edits you want made. - If your request was not fulfilled in the previous thread, do not just post a link to that request in this thread. Instead, re-state your request and re-post your reference. - No bumping or seconding requests. - Be patient. Some edits can take a great deal of time. - Be kind to the editors. They're giving their time to do this for you. - Always thank the editors for fulfilling your request. - Constructive criticism is welcome. Editors Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting pubic hair and tattoo removal +decensor"}
+{"text":"Requesting FF7's Scarlet in cowgirl position with her dress top pulled down enough to expose her nipples and the skirt pulled to the side so the there's a good view of her riding the guy's dick. Also have her smoking from a fancy cigarette holder while she's riding him. Something like the pose in the bottom left pic."}
+{"text":"Shit, wrong thread. Meant for the drawthread."}
+{"text":"the delete button exists for that reason, use it"}
+{"text":"Requesting decensored edit."}
+{"text":"Thread for posting Gifs and Webms of Hentai. Post either your favorite clips or scenes or just something you want to share."}
+{"text":"NTA, maybe I'm a just a basic bitch, but I just use Paint and the Print Screen button to make my stitches."}
+{"text":"I was never quite that non-technical with stitching, but I did start with using GIMP to do everything manually. That method is fine for simple panning shots going in cardinal directions (up, down, left, right), but once you start adding diagonals and/or curvature to the panning, the process of aligning all the frames in the stitch becomes insanely fucking tedious. Image Composite Editor was a game-changer for me in that regard."}
+{"text":"You're right! I primarily focus on cardinal directions for my stitches. But the reason I don't do diagonals is because I'm kind of a perfectionist and I'm not the biggest fan of seeing edges on my stitches. Not that I think they're wrong or a mark of bad stitching or anything and actually a lot of times seeing the edges shows me just how much effort someone has put into a stitch, especially when animated. I just like the look of a clean line. Whenever I've done diagonals I would always crop it to be straight for this reason, but then you can miss a large chunk of the picture which sucks. So yeah, for more complex stitching your way it probably better."}
+{"text":"Fake NTR (or NTR) is there to spice your jealousy, your desire to reclaim and also your superiority/inferiority. It's where to \"NTR is the purest form of true love\" joke comes from. Yeah, but competing against another man and proving your superiority is the archetypical scenario by itself. In those, the girl doesn't typically talk about how (true or false) she's getting fucked by the other male and how much she loves it. The idea of being cucked is still clearly a key appeal point in fake NTR. Putting an uppity girl in her place or winning a girl that another man wants doesn't need the girl whispering lewdly in your ear how much she loves taking another guy's cock."}
+{"text":"RJ01512797 Normally I'm not into loli works, but some anon shared this one a few thread ago and it has 優越感煽り so I gave it a try. Just as I replied, yes, it's real dangerous when even the loli knows how to seduce you using that \"only you can enjoy our bodies\" tactic. The absurd premise is that the country is testing a new system to take care of poor lolicon by assigning loli to live together with them. Being the lucky one to be the first tester, you get to live with twins who fell in love with you at first sight. Each track features different rewards that the girls ensure only you can enjoy. My favorite is when they talk about the news that there is protest on this system on how little girl shouldn't be treated like onahole; but in reality it's just from other lolicon who are not chosen and so are jealous of you. The ectasy that you have the right to enjoy any loli on the street, as you cum from the blowjob of one girl while other is slurping your ears. Funnily enough, the system is putting on hold later due to excess protests against it, which ensures that no one shall have to experience it again. Except you of course, since the twins already swear their loves to you. Mimori Aino and Minase combo works wonderfully again. Ear licking, fella, whispering, kissing and sex are all on point. Love to see this combi in オトヨメ works too."}
+{"text":"get hard from being defeated (getting stolen and might not be able to satisfy his girl again) = desire to reclaim"}
+{"text":"Learn something new everyday. Suppose I shouldn't be surprised it gets hate. Seems like anything that isn't hard NTR or pure vanilla is in this unfortunate middle area that neither side likes much. 'Tis a pity, I like these kinds of works myself"}
+{"text":"I love her, but shes evil"}
+{"text":"tkx"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Having tits on men is such a turn off."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Continuing on from last time; what's this lore I hear about Elves being born from some kind of Giant?"}
+{"text":"Always"}
+{"text":"So I did a brief review of Kuroinu, specifically of Vult. Which of the nine girls did he personally enjoy as spoils of war? Not as many as you'd think. And for most of them being virgins, he only despoils the elf monarchs. Anyways, here's my tabulation."}
+{"text":"Thoughts, you'd think for someone leading a war party, he'd make a point to cum in each of his rivals, and to be the one to be the first for the virgins. But he seems much more content to be a giant dick to each one (except Claudia, who he NEVER MEETS). Even when he fucks a princess, it's always to some goal being a personal jackass rather than the sex itself."}
+{"text":"I like Vult in the hentai more desu"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone likes any of the male characters from the VNs and the anime just removed all of it because it's just infuriating to watch/read in context. I don't think it's even Kuroinu issue so much as a Liquid Nexton writing issue. they are all very feminine coded - they are bragging about beating up women and children after drugging them, torturing them whilst they are sick, and jumping them with a 100 dudes. it's just pure bruh - how pathetic can they be? and the girl still somehow kills like 10 of them still anyway. but the guys are all insufferably smug and sadistic. and meanwhile the girl is the most polite reasonable person imaginable or if they aren't polite it's because the guys literally are pure evil and would be polite if they weren't such utter demons."}
+{"text":"General translation thread. Here you can make translation requests, ask for advice, or share ongoing work. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I immediately ran into an issue on this one, as the title calls Artoria by a nickname that's based on a pun in Japanese. It takes the word for father (父上/chichiue) and replaces the first kanji with another of the same reading (乳), which means \"breast,\" while the second kanji means \"above/upper.\" I assume father has to do with her status as an actual father, and it seems the whole pun is poking fun at this version of her (Lancer) having exposed upper breasts. Regular and Alter Artoria Lancer even have distinctions with 上乳上 and 下乳上, which basically mean \"upper exposed breast\" and \"lower exposed breast,\" referring to the locations of their, ah, boob windows. With that explanation out of the way, I'm just going to refer to her as Artoria Lancer. 1 A-all right... That's it, c'mere... Please, give me another good breeding today... H-hurry it up... Before anyone finds us... Artoria Lancer is completely hooked on honest-to-god goblin breeding sex 2 Nnhhh! Hohh... So deep... Ahh, there it is... There's that goblin coCCKK...! 3 Oh! Ohh! Now those are genuine baby-making thrusts... So you really are trying to get me pregnant...? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Am I allowed to make and post a translation on exhentai of something fakku technically owns, but doesn't have an english translation of?"}
+{"text":"hey guys i wanted to ask for your advice/opinion there's several doujins i've been looking forward to for a long time, that are just not getting translated... i'm starting to lose hope, so i thought maybe i should just MTL them myself now when i say MTL i don't just feed it to a program and let it churn out the shitty barely comprehensible, content-aware brushed slop translation i simply translate every single line manually, one by one, using chatgpt or whatever, proofread it, make sue it makes sense, then manually transplant it in the page after cleaning it up with photoshop it's still not as good as a real translation, but it's pretty good enough i think... now i actually did this before with a doujin, and, unexpectedly, i was dogpiled for doing so i don't know, i think i did a pretty good job, honestly... but i guess people just hate MTLs on sight regardless of quality. and that's fair Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"*expectedly, sorry it was EXPECTED that it'd happen, i'm not that much of an idiot to think an MTL would not get hate!"}
+{"text":"A thread about the hot girls in MHA. Bonus for Lady Nagant no ntr no blacked or Queen of Spades no drama"}
+{"text":"It's incredible how much of a massive fucking whore setsuna is, with that fuckmeat body of hers"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Fencer of Minerva? Personally, I liked it pretty well. Yeah, it's derivative of Gor and seems like it's not sure whether it wants to deconstruct fetishization of sex slavery or play it straight, but it's pretty hot and has a surprisingly strong plot and rounded characters."}
+{"text":"I do occasionally enjoy some gargantuan tatas but it has become a bit silly"}
+{"text":"The gor novels have awful writing, as the series goes on it starts to repeat sentences so it can reach a word quota"}
+{"text":"Wdym?"}
+{"text":"Like their personal fluffers."}
+{"text":"I think we can infer from canon that they'd be more concerned with their pleasure than that. Sure, we can assume that they'd demand submission from their slaves, but they wouldn't be selfish about it. Speaking of which, I wonder how a newly-purchased slave might react to see the Queen start referring to her husband as \"master\" when they were away from prying eyes."}
+{"text":"Teenagers, with Asagi being a tad bit older than Sakura. The games will never specify an exact age when it comes to the students."}
+{"text":"Yes, I just started reading it and it seems Murasaki and Sakura are first years so probably 15? That would make Asagi like 17."}
+{"text":"no pooma presence"}
+{"text":"what did you think of the Pool scene her unable to breath air but needing to breathe in cum was quite a fun modification"}
+{"text":"Hnng, my wife Annerose is so cute in her bunny outfit."}
+{"text":"you know what this is, discuss about this, i wan to know what you all think about it, if you have any share, with source ofc. sons friend young neighbor cousins son woman with that fetish and any other you might know about"}
+{"text":"I hate that this never got a sequel"}
+{"text":"ara ara is best when the male is in his late teens/early 20's."}
+{"text":"Character in the op is underage. Don't let the cock fool you."}
+{"text":"You don't belong here faggot"}
+{"text":"new here. what is the code for ? Thx ahead"}
+{"text":"Old thread: What's this? Fap Hero (FH) is like Guitar Hero but instead, you jack off to the beat. It's a game and it's also a challenge. How do I play this? fap to the beat stroke up & down every beat (easy modo: 1 stroke each beat) YCYL (You Cum You Lose) focus on the monitor no pausing Don't cheat. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Psychosplash's fap hero has her as the host."}
+{"text":"he doesn't know that being multiorgasmic is better than being a gooner"}
+{"text":"Oh wow I didn't know that a general of this existed, I've been creating [spoiler]and deleting[/spoiler] fap heroes for myself this past year, I guess I've reached a new coomer level."}
+{"text":"Idk if it's just FW4 being weird and shit but the funscript for Gyaru Festival is pretty meh. Heck I feel like every script that isn't just a simple up and down is better than most of the ones that people put effort in to with varied stroke lenghts."}
+{"text":"Jork is in here and he can answer that question if not then i will answer it for him... He don't follow the beatbar when he does his scripts he follows what the screen is showing with \"a little\" meaning on the beats of the song... So yeah if you want the usual \"Up and down\" of a Fap Hero that need to be then don't use JorkFH scripts because he want to \"innovate\" and not be 100% accurate on what the beatbar shows... What i can suggest? Ask other FapHero script crators to do a 100% accurate script with how it need to be played..."}
+{"text":"make character save character load character all of the body sliders change from what I set them. Am I retarded? Was there some option I was supposed to tick?"}
+{"text":"On ai shoujo i can't fucking run i can only walk slowly"}
+{"text":"nevermind i figured it out, stupid mod i enabled"}
+{"text":"Did you mess with any of the bonemod options at any point?"}
+{"text":"Reality is much less interesting, I added the chara morph optional mod and it was just fucking with everything. Turning it off fixed my issues instantly."}
+{"text":"Thread for BBC related content What kind of content are we allowed to post? Original art, edits, anime-styled game screenshots, and template sharing are allowed. Vanilla and NTR content are welcomed. Guidelines to follow. PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING: Follow /h/ rules Raceplay content involving racist slurs, other races/ethnicity except the bull and girl, or hateful remarks on any race/ethnicity is NOT allowed (Black Male Property, Refugees Welcome, Snowbunny, and etc. tattoos are fine) Content and discussion mentioning BNWO, Black New World Order, and race/ethnicity statistics is NOT allowed Subtle edits are NOT allowed (Casual Wear edits that are very clear and obvious are fine) Discussing your thoughts on an image's content, waifus, or new ideas for content is welcomed HOWEVER; Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you guys still do koikatsu type requests or has everyone just moved on to AI gen?"}
+{"text":"do you happen to have a webm where shes in lingerie and comes back with a qos tattoo on her breast? ive been searching for it everywhere"}
+{"text":"Because this tradition shall not be forgotten Previous thread Rape doujins /g/537497 /g/333734 Cyclone's Nanoha doujinshi"}
+{"text":"What's going on with gelbooru? The rape tag is coming up completely empty."}
+{"text":"Nevermind, some account settings reset for whatever reason, I'm dumb. These guys get it."}
+{"text":"God, I love it when they cry."}
+{"text":"I love when mahou shoujo get raped!"}
+{"text":"What a cuck"}
+{"text":"Weird that the MC starts like a fucking rapist but by chapter 20 he turns into le Nice guy Fag"}
+{"text":"Random rant but one of the things that I find frustrating about grenze lately is all the human rape. I really enjoyed eden's ritter because its a high-quality, dark tentacle/monster fetish focused game. Id been playing grenze for a while and I loved pulling for new characters and getting hot tentacle or plant or slugs or orcs scenes cause so few games lean into these fetishes. But so many of the new CGs and events are humans raping the girls. Every porn gacha has normal rape, why would I pick this one if thats what your gonna offer me?"}
+{"text":"Every gacha has rape How innocent of you.... Barely none have actual rape, just super vanilla stuff. As a firm proponent of the anti-tentacle act, I still don't quite understand the lack of monsters (orcs basically) as of lately... Having humans raping them I think it's not bad at all, because at the end of the day, we still get good Waffle art, unless we get one of the horrendous artists that I don't know how they even got hired in the first place... Some characters like the cow one are just plain awful, it feels like I am watching an AI generated version of a bad drawing."}
+{"text":"you know what I do like the human rape, but only if it actually has something cool if it's just normal gangrape, who cares. ER2 had some good some bad. The more guro-expression ones with the nipple fucking and the ear pick irrumatio was really good."}
+{"text":"don't get me wrong, the eden ritter can have some hot human on human stuff, I'm just complaining about the gacha's lack of variety lately. The last 5 characters released all have at least one of their sex scenes as human x human stuff and it seems kind of silly considered the series has like 20 monsters to pick from."}
+{"text":"oh yeah I completely agree. didn't play the gacha but that sucks. ER is known for its tentacle/monster fucking aspect idk what they were thinking probably just cheaper to draw that"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Was wondering when she was going to start getting paizuri art. Not a big gachafag but I do like some of their designs."}
+{"text":"NEED"}
+{"text":"You can buy on Esty along with a safe for toddlers room version."}
+{"text":"I bought 20 of each"}
+{"text":"If I am the one to do it ok. Good! If it's popular they may make other designs of Liru."}
+{"text":"Just picked up a few hentai cels from Kite, Words Worth and Mezzo Forte. All from the pre-digital era. Gotta appreciate some poor sap had to animate the cum. On that note I've have not seen cels from Hentais like Bible Black or Immoral sisters, were they never released (destroyed)?"}
+{"text":"they will be at some point. cels will only degrade."}
+{"text":"What would be the point? I'm pretty sure they made thousands of these during a production. Some whale outbid me $5,000 to $400 over the Kite cel of Sawa getting porked on the bed. As this anon  said, you'd be retarded to invest big money into these things as they were never ment to last and will eventually degrade. Here's just a drawing from \"A kite\""}
+{"text":"Some of the cels also came with the under-drawings too."}
+{"text":"thanks for sharing these, Mezzo forte is an all time favorite, so i think these are pretty cool, it would be awesome if you could share more"}
+{"text":"This is awesome anon, where did you buy the cels from? I'd love to get some eventually."}
+{"text":"Credit card companies have been bullying smaller companies and sites for *questionable* content for years. Now they've got Steam by the balls."}
+{"text":"when do people consent to tentacles?"}
+{"text":"I was wondering why there has been so little content since last month. Thousands of titles are missing. F."}
+{"text":"I need to buy a melonbooks digital release to translate it but it won't let me. How do people buy them nowadays? Is there someone here who can help me?"}
+{"text":"consentacles is a huge genre"}
+{"text":"It's all in the Project 2025 Christian Retard Agenda"}
+{"text":"Pastebin: rentryDOTco/249zu Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Honestly no, I've never run into it. DGD stuff is hard to find because there is no tag for it."}
+{"text":"I've read it. It's great, but I agree that the whole pretending to be a woman thing was unnecessary. Ending is amazing though. I wish this fetish was more common and done this well more often"}
+{"text":"Woman being treated like cow by strapping her to milking machine. No milk produced is okay. Bonus point for cowprint costume. Also bonus point if she's being railed while being milked. No futa or AI-generated image please."}
+{"text":"IDOLM@STER Thread Previous iM@s thread"}
+{"text":"Tall Women dominated buy guy shorter than them. Man was given the drive to conquer the tallest mountains Man was given a want to fell the largest trees. The Story of Mating Irresponsibly with a Witch Hired for the Party by fujoujoshi"}
+{"text":"tree huggers..."}
+{"text":"For posting cute and sexy magical girls. Because nothing is hotter than corrupting the avatars of purity. no ntr shit no queen of spades or blacked shit no drama"}
+{"text":"I fucking love magical girls!"}
+{"text":"Thread to post the sexy hashira or related demons Bonus for Nezuko no ntr shit no blacked shit or QoSpades cringe no drama"}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"The guy won at life!"}
+{"text":"That's enough, you have to knock on the door! We don't do that in northern europe"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"Tell us why (i have my idea)"}
+{"text":"They seem caring and sweet"}
+{"text":"Everyone seems friendly, welcoming, and straightforward. They're passionate about whatever it is they're doing and proud of themselves and their culture in a way that doesn't usually come off as stuck up or looking down on others about it. They're usually portrayed as a very friendly, occasionally pushy, but well meaning teddy bear of a person. Someone who's proud of their background but still open to new experiences. Insensitive not out of malice but out of genuine ignorance and willing to be corrected. It's essentially all the stereotypes of the loud, obviously american tourist just portrayed positively, it feels kind of encouraging in a weird way. Also all their woman are big boobed bombshells. I wish those kinds of tits were the norm over here."}
+{"text":"He kinda looks like Onani Master Kurosawa here."}
+{"text":"op this game is is actually great"}
+{"text":"Just curious if anyone has this or if the anon happens to be here. It was an uncensored version of AI, the Demon, and the Curse of Lust. The link was on f95 but when I went back to check the thread got nuked for some reason."}
+{"text":"Probably make another Ai thread on /v/ just to lure the anon who made it out"}
+{"text":"fucking Hanabi all these publishers are scummy"}
+{"text":"I love uncensored hentai"}
+{"text":"Ok, seriously, wtf is going on? Why is the thread  closed again? It wasn't autosaging, there wasn't any illegal material, no off-topic shit, and yet it's closed. It wasn't at the bottom of page 10 either - there are threads on this board that are still alive without a single new message in 4 days, but that thread had new messages every single day. Janny, would you care to explain?"}
+{"text":"what is even happening here"}
+{"text":"I'm a Japanese creator making a bio-punk hentai manga. This is my original character, \"Altana-chan.\" Looking for some feedback! The image I've attached is a page from the draft I'm currently working on! Do you think the international community will embrace this when it's released? I'd love to know if you think it has global appeal."}
+{"text":"I want advice. I'm not making a hentai but I'm making a manga and I want to know how you draft panels and pace story"}
+{"text":"I usually write out a rough plot in text first, then move on to the \"name\" (storyboard). Since I often come up with ideas at work when I can't draw, I just jot them down quickly and polish them later. By the time I start the storyboard, the overall structure is already set. So, I spend most of my time focusing on the presentation—thinking about how to make each scene look as cool as possible. I love it when a single page feels like a complete, beautiful piece of art, and I always try to include a \"hook\" that makes the reader dying to flip to the next page. Figuring out those details is definitely the best part! I’m still an amateur myself, so I shouldn't sound too big-headed. But I’d love to see your manga sometime! Let’s give it our best together!"}
+{"text":"I'd read that if you go crazy with biopunk, I'm talking about sentient tentacle clothing, mechs being puppetted by shoggoths, silt striders, women turning themselves into futas using bio strap ons, etc."}
+{"text":"The story is structured like a 'product description' for 'Alterna-chan'—a biotech-manufactured sex bot. How they exist, how they are used, and what eventually happens to them... The whole plot is built around those questions. The scenario gives me similar vibes to the replicants in Blade Runner."}
+{"text":"Bump for reading"}
+{"text":"Women getting molested (preferably on trains)"}
+{"text":"NO momshit, NO cousinshit, and NO insekishit. Prev:"}
+{"text":"Nigga, these are all Asian artists. The first two are Japanese and the third one is Vietnamese."}
+{"text":"faggot, share the artist name and the title of the work, I'm sick of useless dead links when I come to check them a couple months later"}
+{"text":"Stop living in the UK then (C81) [Kinbou Sokai (Konmori)] Norusoru [English] [DesuDesu] (C81) [近傍租界 (こんもり)] のるそる [英訳]"}
+{"text":"That'll do nicely anon."}
+{"text":"Okay, did my homework, I see a version in Java (wtf) a version in Redot and some unity dev explaining graphics. A guy is high while making it, some dude is autistic and the last showcase of progress was two months ago.... Then here I am planning to use JS... Its cool we all got the same idea at the same time but maybe I should sit out this one. No point in racing the other devs and ending up with a million versions all at different states of completion with different technologies Seems like /h/ is where the party's at Ill do something else and by the time im back if you guys don't have a demo... >:["}
+{"text":"Then here I am planning to use JS RPG Maker dev detected."}
+{"text":"Java (wtf) Don't forget that Minecraft is written in Java. It just werks."}
+{"text":"And it's single-threaded to this day. Same as Factorio, albeit for different reasons (the programmers being C++ victims who don't understand arena allocations, meaning their objects are placed wherever, meaning that threads constantly invalidate each others caches, meaning that performance gets worse than on a single thread). it just werks has always been the cope of those too afraid to learn how broken software truly is."}
+{"text":"I have no excuses"}
+{"text":"It's been 5 years since Jin's last post, and many still think he died from COVID, others from an earthquake. The truth is, there's no information, and even more so these days, NTR artists and manga artists are looked down upon by many people. These days, many of us are using MTSP/Jin girls in both regular drawings and AI, since some people have trained a LoRa to imitate Jin's style to a certain extent. Although I occasionally see Sakiko-san on E-Hentai in a fan comic, I mostly see Kyouka and her daughters (especially Yuika) (Koharu isn't far behind, seeming to be the closet pervert). Since we know almost nothing about the Tanemori-san family, few dare to create fan art of them, either digitally or in AI. So, for the time being, everyone on Pixiv, X, and other platforms like animations on Iwara, Patreon, or even other artists is trying to bring back Sakiko-san, Tachibana-san, and Tanemori-ke in one way or another through different stories, images, and interpretations."}
+{"text":"tells the same story over and over again that's... 95% of porn, anon. Most overused trope is \"Nice cock you got there, virgin-kun. Mind if I suck on it?\"."}
+{"text":"Most overused trope is \"Nice cock you got there, virgin-kun. Mind if I suck on it?\". And the story doesn't take itself seriously."}
+{"text":"Jin has such a rare captivating magic. For example Kyouka getting defeated by the cock will never get boring no matter how many decades pass."}
+{"text":"Girls getting it on in public places bonus for the yoru mac girl or fast food places"}
+{"text":"Strong men seeding prime fertility goddesses as God intended. Bonus for impregnation No NTR shit No Queen of Spades cringe but blacks are welcome AI allowed in moderation"}
+{"text":"A thread to post hot nuns and holy women like mikos"}
+{"text":"What do you think about doujin about single mothers and other young but slutty women? I found this quite hot with the gyaru single mom 608519 594702 595981"}
+{"text":"Any good doujin or manga about single mothers?"}
+{"text":"let me know"}
+{"text":"No NTR or cheating, just a nice relationship either way MILFs Also First Post on 4Chan"}
+{"text":"Challenge: There has never been a successful Rent-A-Girlfriend or Chizuru thread on /h/ People have all sorts of feelings about this show, but we forget the most important thing...Chizuru is hot and I should post pics of her hotness. Join me if you like. Or your favorite girl from...wait what are we calling it? Kanojo, Okarishimasu... Kanokari... かのかり or just Rent-A-Girlfriend? (man they have so many names for the same thing, it's no wonder finding the best stuff is time consuming) Bonus points: +5 generally good pics, +10 pts for speech bubbles/storyline in the pic, +25 points for animated, +50 pts for human drawn, +1000 points & Diamond VIP status for 3d model with link to printable stl (yeah right); 2x multiplier for prostitution, stripping, bdsm, & slutwear"}
+{"text":"Santa needs to relax after all that work with one more special delivery"}
+{"text":"Groping during sex, nipple twists, milkplay, sleep molesting, forced titfucks. Anything goes, but bonus points if it focuses on the groping/molesting part of grabbing the tiddies."}
+{"text":"Side note: fucking hate the captcha (dont want to sign up, obviously, i just post once in a while)"}
+{"text":"more nipple fuck!"}
+{"text":"Post them all Xeno (Xenogears, Xenosaga, Xenoblade) girls in here."}
+{"text":"It amazes me how little porn Xenoblade gets in comparison to everything else, and how SFM is counts are a negative number."}
+{"text":"Xenoblade is just a good game not to corrupt"}
+{"text":"A sex party where everyone gets their own couple. No one gets left behind. A fair system for all. Must be three or more couples, because there's already a thread for two couples (omemeo thread)"}
+{"text":"Gelbooru bros..."}
+{"text":"fairly certain the general aoc is still 14, it's just that in cases where there are large age gaps and the other person holds a position of power ( teacher, guardian, caregiver etc ) over the younger person that it becomes an issue otherwise it's fine so long as the 14 year old consents and there is no exploitation involved, at 16 there no such stipulations and is considered the general aoc in most of EU afaik"}
+{"text":"Do you guys know whether Gelbooru changes the order of images every time you search a tag? I was going page by page downloading any art I liked, the browser crashed and I went to the page I was in (like 190-195), but now the order seems to be completely different. What do I do now?"}
+{"text":"Why is every old hentai site dying"}
+{"text":"because you blocked the ads"}
+{"text":"I don't think so.."}
+{"text":"i uhhhhh i dont know how else to put it this type shit"}
+{"text":"/e/ is a dead board that has a new thread every 2 months you retard"}
+{"text":"perfect for this dead thread then eh"}
+{"text":"Saucenao is not working for me."}
+{"text":"fix your shit then"}
+{"text":"Just Muscular Girls -No Skinny or fat ones - The other rules of the board"}
+{"text":"of course"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"holy shit i love yuugi"}
+{"text":"I love her more"}
+{"text":"let's talk about ntr H-games"}
+{"text":"how to speed run scars of summer? i just activate the event and skip day?"}
+{"text":"why do jeets love ntr games so much sir?"}
+{"text":"Tell me good ones from the cuckquean's pov"}
+{"text":"Black rune. Chances are the game ain't coming out because the dev has been 'working' on it for a few years now. That scene looks to be from 2021. But if you throw a comment on his cien, he might get off his ass."}
+{"text":"this game and this scene especially was so hot is there any other game like it"}
+{"text":"Also grabbed a background from models resource, plus a little personal touch"}
+{"text":"Also obligatory blender donuts"}
+{"text":"Just put your reference art in the background and model or sculpt on top of it"}
+{"text":"it isn't hopium no, it's copium. dudes really just can't take time out of their NEET-dom to learn to animate. crazy"}
+{"text":"Women spontaneously orgasming with little to no genital stimulation. Nipple/breast/womb/oral stimulation allowed, with a preference towards mouthgasms during a blowjob."}
+{"text":"Is the remote controlling her body or a vibrator?"}
+{"text":"How the fuck would you be able to tell this is AI"}
+{"text":"AI nipples and areola always look the same"}
+{"text":"torso too long"}
+{"text":"I one commissioned a abasic ass asuna pinup and the artist drew in used condoms and kirito calling on her phone to make it NTR of his own volition. Its actually funny they cant help make her the ntr girl"}
+{"text":"I'm the one who commissioned the photo you see in the thread and the artist actually respects the requirements"}
+{"text":"artist you keep using that word"}
+{"text":"Owing to restrictions on blue boards this thread allows for the sharing of eastern style lewds relating to characters from 4leaf (especially katawa shoujo) and perhaps other chan culture related characters. I'll open with a dump of lewds of KS character Rin Tezuka but other characters fitting the outline are of course welcome. Note all of the official shoujos are, by appearance and cannon, of age."}
+{"text":"I now understand why he spends so much time with her"}
+{"text":"No 69."}
+{"text":"based. Wish we had more femdom."}
+{"text":"No 69"}
+{"text":"Creampie/impregnation thread continuation"}
+{"text":"Source? saucenao dons t works"}
+{"text":"NTA and im not 100% certain but this looks like ShindoL's work. The style and the eyes in particular are reminiscent of that. I'd try nhentai with the ShindoL tag if I were you."}
+{"text":"[dam] Addictive!? Sex-Scouter (Comic Shitsurakuten 2020-12)"}
+{"text":"What happened to Sukebei's 8TB ExHentai dumps? Why'd they get nuked? Is there still any way to grab those torrents?"}
+{"text":"this isn't reddit, you subhuman."}
+{"text":"it's literally one retard spamming the same shit and nothing can be done about it because he's a chink and e-hentai love chinks."}
+{"text":"ninetydollardoujin as well"}
+{"text":"t. chink"}
+{"text":"Ask me how I know you're Chinese. I promise it has nothing to do with you making shit up, doing whataboutism and being obsessed with a guy who uploaded something before you could."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"yup, d.va. she's widely considered the anal queen of r34. i've made a massive compilation of r34 comments regarding her buttslut status"}
+{"text":"Post it pls"}
+{"text":"Hentai scenes in mangas where it's not the main focus So far I know about bastard,battle royale, berserk, goblin slayer, killing bites, junk story, trash and violence jack but I want to collect as many of these scenes as possible"}
+{"text":"What really pushes me over the edge for this scene isn't just how hot the woman is, but the fact that her expressions really sell her helplessness. She's super cute, and it adds so much to see her various expressions. By the end, she just looks so tired."}
+{"text":"Forgot to write that animated examples are welcomed too (here's violence Jack for instance) This one has a lot, and I wonder if goblins became serial rapists because of this manga"}
+{"text":"This one has a lot, and I wonder if goblins became serial rapists because of this manga I definitely noticed goblins in hentai a lot more after Goblin Slayer became popular. They're up there with orcs these days."}
+{"text":"Hentai couple selfie before, during or after sex"}
+{"text":"Love these femdom"}
+{"text":"Previous thread OP Source: [South Otaya (Idogaya Hiroaki)] Kaa-san no Shinshitsu Kara Kikoeru Koe [さうす太田屋 (いどがや弘明)] かーさんの寝室から聞こえる声"}
+{"text":"genuine question, I don’t lurk  much, but most anons here post exH or Hitomi links, not eH or nhentai. (I can’t access exH btw) any reason why those are the go to?. t.curious dude"}
+{"text":"The difference between ExH and EH is that ExH is the hidden side of EH with all the \"hidden tags\" banned from the simple version of the site (EH). And nhentai is shit because it's just a copy of ExH, they don't provide anything they just \"steal\" from ExH uploads so why bother with them? Same for hitomi by the way"}
+{"text":"really hot steamy art."}
+{"text":"Never use exhentai before eventhough I've heard about it since 2016. I will forever be a newfag I guess but I don't think Nhentai tag search is as extensive as Hitomi, at least the last time I checked. There's no separation for gender in tags for example."}
+{"text":"points for used condoms as rewards"}
+{"text":"same got more?"}
+{"text":"Get non-latex. I recommend Skyn Elite, best fit and feel I ever found."}
+{"text":"Using condoms implies that there's a good reason to use protection (e.g. casual hookups, infidelity, prostitution, etc.) That thin layer of plastic is the only thing between sex that is risky and \"safe\" Established long term partners would just be doing it raw with birth control"}
+{"text":"Rules of the Thread, Please Read Them 1. Post art sample when \"taking x requests\" 2. Requests must satisfy general /h/ rules. 3. Be nice. If you want to critique art go to >>/ic/. 4. Only requested drawings should be posted. 5. Do not bump, re-request, or second requests. 6. Use the edit thread for re-color/de-censor requests. 7. Wait for page 10 to make a new NTR drawt/h/read 8. If possible, post a WIP instead of saying working on this 9. Discuss about the thread after bump limit or use the previous thread 10. No AI deliveries/discussion, that goes to the /AI/ and /hdg/ threads 11. No complaining about not getting a delivery before bump limit, just be patient or edit your request 12. Don't request anything that can cause this thread to get DMCA'd previous thread:8699832"}
+{"text":"amazing sex"}
+{"text":"hot DAMN"}
+{"text":"Holy crap man the raw sexual energy in this, you turned my prompt into a real homerun of a drawing! This is the kind of stuff that makes drawthreads so much fun, I'm really proud of what you've turned my idea into. Do you have a blog?"}
+{"text":"I'd like something similar to the Peach x Bowser image with Suguha Kirigaya from SAO, please. Guy can just be a generic huge black guy, with other details explained on the right, thanks. :)"}
+{"text":"nta but you did a good job"}
+{"text":"the hags of hags getting fucked behind other hags' back cheating on wife and banging the mother posting some good ones this one and the first one are very good"}
+{"text":"sometimes you even go straight to her grandma"}
+{"text":"With a grandma this hot it's no wonder"}
+{"text":"It isn't great, but at least I can understand it."}
+{"text":"Tsuma no Haha ha Boku no H na Okaa-san"}
+{"text":"bumo"}
+{"text":"Post some Raita"}
+{"text":"The blindfolded princess claims Asai's missing mother left her with the responsibility of being in charge of her son."}
+{"text":"I need a pic without the piece of paper covering her pussy"}
+{"text":"The lighting is so bright that it's making her ass look pale."}
+{"text":"That's just the cabin led display reflection, Rui's round PVC butt and skin should look just fine irl."}
+{"text":"For me it's Suomi-Sensei"}
+{"text":"She's so pretty bros"}
+{"text":"Pisu Hame HD scans when?"}
+{"text":"Who's the best girl"}
+{"text":"Puhuukse suomea?"}
+{"text":"Gesundheit."}
+{"text":"The first [spoiler]and last[/spoiler] fap of the year"}
+{"text":"w-what do these mean?"}
+{"text":"borrowing this shit thread don't mind me"}
+{"text":"bumping a dead thread to post off-topic shit Shame on you, anon."}
+{"text":"Why isn't spoiler text allowed on this board, anyway?"}
+{"text":"hentai has no plot, therefore nothing to spoil"}
+{"text":"How the fuck would you be able to tell this is AI"}
+{"text":"AI is only good for gooning"}
+{"text":"Left leg fusing into bedsheet. Breast between hair missing Right legs fusing Generic AI pose 6 fingers on left hand"}
+{"text":"slop"}
+{"text":"i've seen so many girls trying to pull the megumin hairstyle irl, just like with hinata or tenchi's sakuya and they all can't just pull it off"}
+{"text":"Which nun would you save?"}
+{"text":"Not canon."}
+{"text":"women that destroyed chivalry are sold to sex slavery I'll have the 2 more submissive after beatings please and thank you"}
+{"text":"Nun of them"}
+{"text":"Blondes are more important than other humans so obviously I'd rescue her."}
+{"text":"do any of them even have canonical names?"}
+{"text":"it came out 2 days ago in japan. torrents should be imminent weird not to see an /h/ thread about this for the unaware, the creator of super sonico started an r18 spinoff couple years ago and this is one of the results coming off that gig it's pink pineapple so it should be good"}
+{"text":"What happened to him?"}
+{"text":"One more episode"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"I think the guy on bottom is just saying he’s enjoying sucking her breasts, and the one fucking her doesn’t make any comments on her ass. The pages after also only show cum dripping out of her pussy too. I like her character since she tries to act stoic so I’m pretty sure her first anal experience would blow her mind"}
+{"text":"As a member of the Public Morals Committee, I am not permitted to deny anyone sexual relief services. Anytime, anywhere, anybody's demands must be met. Even when I am taking on a whole group, it is not uncommon for just one or two ejaculations to be insufficient in curbing their sexual desires. At this point, I have grown rather accustomed to servicing many people at once. Using Pres' mouth as a fuckhole feels crazy good! So damn sexy! Give someone else a turn already! We've got a huge line here! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Which of these two websites do you use? Initially, Schale Network would share content from Fakku and Irodori's store before HentaiNexus. Now it's the opposite, Schale Network gets that content from HentaiNexus. HentaiNexus is much slower at sharing content from Fakku's subscription than Schale Network. HentaiNexus' rip of Irodori looks better than Schale Network's rip. I'm not sure who's at fault here, Schale Network or Fakku, but all of Schale Network's recently ripped content from Fakku's subscription have some weird shit in them that requires you to remove the weird shit to compress them, and removing the weird shit increases their file size by a lot. For some reason, HentaiNexus compressed anything it got from Schale Network and sukebei.nyaa.si but the file size got larger. What I do is I skip anything on HentaiNexus that came from Schale Network and sukebei.nyaa.si, skip anything on Schale Network that came from HentaiNexus (the files should have the same hash), and get Fakku's subscription from HentaiNexus."}
+{"text":"commit suicide already, you retarded newfag."}
+{"text":"Which of these two websites do you use? Neither"}
+{"text":"Was there a recent purge of Seto Yuki's works? Gone from most sites all of a sudden. Purged at the same time. From numerous unrelated sites."}
+{"text":"Latest 2 from doujinio Highest quality covers and images available, no watermark. Converted from webp to png because fuck webp. gofile(dot)io/d/wLjbbp pw: fngr"}
+{"text":"you raped the quality and you're using my script so stop trying to sound smart you retard"}
+{"text":"Post anything you might have as it relates to the female being cheated on complicit or not."}
+{"text":"Why I like this so much"}
+{"text":"Quick bump"}
+{"text":"Absolutely blessed fetish. Anyone happen to know where an awkward nerdy guy can get a cute cuckquean gf? ... anyone?"}
+{"text":"I suspect there's probably going to be more guys interested in the idea than there will be eager or willing cuckqueans. Not that I'm speaking from any real place of authority, it's all still just a fantasy for me. Starting in kinky spaces would probably make your odds of success more likely. Uh, I mean, just b urself."}
+{"text":"Picrel Powerful 7-dimensional goddess decides (you) need more bitches This is not optional Will post the other 4 pages on request. Runner up is the CHYOA story Harem Hotel One guy and a bunch of girls are whisked away to an otherworldly reality TV set The object of the game is for the girls to win their new Master's affections By default, all girls belong to their new Master from the moment they arrive, but they aren't magically made to love him Girls do challenges and the losers are given transformations Transformations are usually humiliating, but can otherwise be just about anything In the end, each girl must learn to accept that their new lives are in Master's harem, and that their place in it is determined by favoritism TL;DR: Waifus crafted just for (you) are forced to fight over your cock on reality TV, you lucky bastard!"}
+{"text":"The milk shall flow. Also milk factory general I guess."}
+{"text":"its even weirder considering that they had 2 full kemonos on SQUEEZ, literal pets turned into girls, hell, they even turned a boy into one lol also stop the succibi spam faggot disregarding that i wouldnt really consider it so, the way it was implemented on prior games was decent(except maybe Lydia whos too vanilla, shes still had decent stuff tho), specially on Heapps where Maya only really had her \"womb mark\" making her more lecherous wich went along well with how she developed through her scenes and that was it, Hsucc is where that concept peaked but it unfortunately made anything after it kinda hard to reach that bar, Lilliera is still decent considering shes a token \"shy\" one but she still works decently(shes kinda like Chartina but more proactive i guess, maybe, i like Char better), Lix is kind of in a weird spot with her being both S/M and succ/vamp and despite the fusion her \"race\" traits feel kinda weak, but shes at least a decent enough femdom option for those that care(im still mad that she was the ONLY Hmaid without a dedicated paizuri scene), i like Giltia but her character is even more of an amalgam of previous \"seto kaisho\" characters and outside of maybe her \"semen cop\" or whatever scene her succ traits barely do anything for her scenes, shes kind of like Maya in a way but nowhere near as good, im surprised i actually liked Mea that much, shes kinda like Sophia but unlike her she excels more on both gags and sex appeal, her scenes are actually pretty good, and i almost forgot Momina also had dumb eroge succ traits and yeah, she barely does fuckall with them too outside of like 1- 2 scenes lol theyll probably have multiple of them again but thats not really the issue here, its how they use them, and unfortunately they did a poor job with them on Hbunny, but this could go the same way for other race trais too tbf, like how despite the \"white-dark elf rivalry\" thing theyve never made 3p scenes with them, such wasted potential there"}
+{"text":"Why is MF so adverse to making kemonomimis? I think they're waiting to blow their load on a school where that is the major theme of the game. Like, I'd almost bet we are going to get at least one game where the heroines are minotaurs, like Milfa from Ero Mahou, who will be extra milky."}
+{"text":"Why do the devs hate paizuri so much? We have been getting less and less tittyfucking scenes. Even the paizuri scenes we got have been ruined by MC-kun rubbing their pussies with his feet while they're doing the act, because apparently having a dick between their boobs is not enough for the girls to get off anymore."}
+{"text":"Did they stop translating the games? I think only first three are in english isn't it?"}
+{"text":"I'd speculate that it's just taking more time than the previous ones."}
+{"text":"Scenes where two girls experience it together."}
+{"text":"Zetsurin na Yatsura 2 by Aizawa Hiroshi. It, um, apparently has... Elon Musk NTR."}
+{"text":"2011-2013 is when the hentai genre reached its absolute peak. That's it. It will be nothing but A.I. stuff going forward. Do you guys agree that's when the genre peaked?"}
+{"text":"Majima was infatuated with Riko, but Keizou sure enjoyed the hell out of her, It's my headcannon that Anna was his #1, which makes him the most based character."}
+{"text":"Even keizou ditched Anna at the end for riko lol. Riko’s pussy literally mind broke him. Only Majima can handle Riko’s aura and super model pussy. But even he cums quickly vs her."}
+{"text":"Uneappealing art styles. These guys didn't know how to draw large breasts."}
+{"text":"Weird way to bump the thread but ok lol"}
+{"text":"Dude, what? That shit is the lowest common denominator slop you can find. If anything, they only kept doing them retardedly bigger and bigger every time. I'm glad we're past that era, desu; bring back that 90s balanced goodness."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"quick scan Don't count on it. We're not in the golden era anymore. Digital version comes out the Jan 8th, i think? It's a little bit ambiguous. I haven't seen all the pages, the book in the screencap isn't mine, but i can tell you that it get feistier than i had anticipated in there. Definitively a one up from the last entry, including the presence of a fetish i never encountered before: penis on penis penetration. Of the weirder kind even, seems like. In one panel the receiving penis appears to be taking it from too low of a spot to be anatomically correct, like ... if that penis had a vagina? Not sure what's going on there lol."}
+{"text":"Great work!"}
+{"text":"Looks good. Any source where I can play this?"}
+{"text":"Are you stupid?"}
+{"text":"Trying to preserve some lost art anal/vaginal are welcome here AI-generated image definitely not"}
+{"text":"Fuck the Yakuza"}
+{"text":"This looks AI generated"}
+{"text":"it is, no ears, look at the space between her hand and pussy near the carrot. The hair also looks weird near her back"}
+{"text":"Fuck the Yakuza Do they not want you jerking off to horse girls or something?"}
+{"text":"MFM sandwiches with double shot creampies"}
+{"text":"Are there any good hentai doujins or videos with two cocks going in the same hole in a woman as once? Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey's End) - Fenqury"}
+{"text":"Here you can discuss top hentai games and don't leak"}
+{"text":"This should transition into NTR."}
+{"text":"The answer to that question is always technically \"yes\"."}
+{"text":"If it didn't turned into some wholesome manga series then I could have look forward to the mother joining the orgy. Imagine the MC shows his mother how much of a man he become by ****ing her."}
+{"text":"The best hentai ...isn't NTR. How'zit feel, yo?"}
+{"text":"Maybe someday we'll get a spinoff doujin of his mom and dad fucking."}
+{"text":"Holy shit, you guys weren't joking about Urara. The whole deal around Sawa is so fucking bleak. I'm honestly surprised they didn't have blacked scenes like with the model from Yugami or some scene where one of the girls is sent to service some guys at a yacht."}
+{"text":"I love my yuri but not when the girls are this way out of misandry. But otherwise why not? I think that's sometimes what guilty goes for in those scenes where another girl is forced to watch x friend getting gangraped. It's always hot"}
+{"text":"demo for BlackCat is released."}
+{"text":"this is beyond cute ( ៸៸ › ⩊ ‹ ៸៸)"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Did his artstyle change or something?"}
+{"text":"Will Artist make sequel to this?"}
+{"text":"he already lost his touch anyway, so expect it to have the same quality of that lame ass kyoko"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Source name?"}
+{"text":"Sisters: Last Day of Summer"}
+{"text":"Didnt ask faggot"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Any news regarding translation?"}
+{"text":"still TBA"}
+{"text":"this wasn't as good as I was expecting it to be. i was hoping there was an incest scene between th black mom and her kid but it was just him fucking the neighbor."}
+{"text":"NO SSBBWs! Nice tits and ass shouldn't be out shined by fat, they should be complimentary to each other here. I'll post more examples to give you better idea. Reminder to post the source in your file name or anywhere else in your post. I was inspired to make this thread because there were a couple of /v/ threads that got me into the mood and also I made a similar thread a year ago."}
+{"text":"any suggestions for looking up more \"unconventionally attractive\" tags something like reverse ugly bastard"}
+{"text":"Well if you kinda think about it, an ugly bastard is a combination of tags that appears often enough that we can always apply it to character without much conflict. So they're bald, fat, hairy, and somehow a sex god with their penis. Sometimes they're old and have \"lame\" glasses. So, for me, looking for a girl that'd steal my semen while also being kinda undesirable to most people, I'd have tag search on gelbooru would have \"plump\" for extra meaty girl and then add the rest of the tags interchangeably like \"glasses\" and \"pubic_hair\" to filter out girls without a lot of \"standard\" girls since those associate with the neet girl aesthetic. The \"fat\" tag is closer to \"SSBBW\" than cute chunky girls, so I'd avoid that. Kinda do something similar for hentai manga websites like exhentai and what not."}
+{"text":"this fat bitch is so hot, as a kid i always wanted to get raped by a woman like her"}
+{"text":"As president I am going to enforce a mandatory minimum BMI for all women"}
+{"text":"From DM to GX and beyond. Any era, any characters, including cards."}
+{"text":"Kentregina my beloved"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there is any porn of the Amazoness cards"}
+{"text":"There aren't any"}
+{"text":"You're bad at looking for things. Easy to find on rule 34. So there is, but it's all western style and there really isn't enough of it."}
+{"text":"Who wouldn't want a mother/wife like that?"}
+{"text":"geez"}
+{"text":"the retard is back i see"}
+{"text":"The oldest job in the world"}
+{"text":"I love whores, I'm fucking your mother right now. Oh btw enjoy getting reported for death threats."}
+{"text":"you fell for the obvious bait dude"}
+{"text":"She's not a whore"}
+{"text":"Impregnation, pregnancy and turning a whore into a housewife with the power of cock."}
+{"text":"Post fashionable characters who tickle your fancy. Favorite school outfit, the rare armored dresses before goblins tear it apart, or even casual outfits that can work in the real world. The more creative and unique, the better. Or bikini armors if that's your thing."}
+{"text":"Just give me a simple nice bra + skirt + thighs as well."}
+{"text":"would you all take a girl in just a cloak?"}
+{"text":"Middle school uniforms."}
+{"text":"Closed-up outfit for women with big boobs that are holding up the breast part like curtains, accentuating the size of the boobs. I don't know what to call this."}
+{"text":"this, we are respecting pronounces in our community"}
+{"text":"Worth every second of those ten minutes I spent making my own highlights What did you use?"}
+{"text":"the real highlights are only made using ms paint"}
+{"text":"very nice. can you make him black?"}
+{"text":"be female artist put a lot of effort into learning art make a successful popular series get sick before finishing it"}
+{"text":"If it's done by woman you would see more attractive males in the work and more focus on their body This. It's true that there are plenty of women in the hentai scene and industry, but there are a few key details that stand out. 1) Is the male a masculine Adonis or a cute pop star boyband idol? Are the man's face and eyes visible throughout? 2) Is there a focus on the bull's neck/shoulders as well? 3) Is there extra detail in the girls' clothes and lingerie? Exceptions exist where female mangaka draw disgustingly hideous ogres, but it's in the same perspective as identifying a shoujo/josei."}
+{"text":"This is me^ LMAO I just noticed the breasts bump in the image. It looks like a twink to me at first glance because that's the standard male depiction in manga and anime somehow so people don't just assume the author's gender after all. True. Anything is feminine if you're brave enough to stick it inside their hole"}
+{"text":"Gay male author would do straight sex scene? Maybe but I'm clearly talking about the author duh. Why do 4Chonkers always love to quote mine people's word away from the full context? That's one of the laziest bad faith arguments ever done by humanity."}
+{"text":"If it's male then it's usually Bara"}
+{"text":"Better than Togashi or Miura, though I suppose the later can be forgiven because of the high level details and intricacies in his art, but if his work get delayed to such an extent, then he might as well sacrifice that for the sake of efficiency and only retain the sophistication in key iconic moments. It would work in a dark gritty manga like that. Some authors do that in their manga, they only add the shading and sketching to give that rough vibe in dark manga eventhough they can draw well, they focus on the details only on facial expressions and anatomy of the characters."}
+{"text":"Presenting to you Faye and Sophia from Another Lady Innocent in their lesbian scissoring scene from 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"the hair could flow a bit more animation wise, but overall yeah its a good edit."}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"Funny that the only Plastic Little sex art that I can ever find is from the official artist."}
+{"text":"Is there more?"}
+{"text":"Secretary Maid might've been just a wee bit sexually frustrated."}
+{"text":"Post-horny clarity and pouty morning after."}
+{"text":"NTR Games Thread"}
+{"text":"Where did you get it?"}
+{"text":"Big Breast Party NTR What, did that thing release? I thought it was in forever development hell"}
+{"text":"Meh his first game was better. But even then the games are just ok imo. Should have done more with the comm system gimmick."}
+{"text":"that final level sequence even though raiohgar was a better game overall that was the hottest most slutty NTR payoff I could've asked for"}
+{"text":"Why are there two threads for this shit?"}
+{"text":"On the fance if i should read with the content restore patch or not. If it's scat or beasteality I'll probably read unpatched but if it's just piss, vomit, hardcore BDSM it's probably worth the full experience."}
+{"text":"You just answered your question. Scat, guro and bestiality. The rest was left untouched."}
+{"text":"isn't the JAST version uncensored?"}
+{"text":"3 days passed since its release no one is talking about it ILLGAMES did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"On eightchan's /v/, I don't know why, apparently too many Discordfags there ubcomfortable with 4chan or some shit"}
+{"text":"I can’t find it"}
+{"text":"Nvm found something similar"}
+{"text":"huh, but isn't this other chan just 4chan but with way less peoples on it? why would they use this if they don't like 4chan in the first place?"}
+{"text":"\"Oh my god! It's so big!\""}
+{"text":"Lucky. I only had a girl to laugh at mine"}
+{"text":"same, i checked the usual places and aggregators, but I can only find the paid Fakku links."}
+{"text":"DMCA'd"}
+{"text":"Damn I just jizzed in my pants"}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to delicious assholes that you would love to kiss, rim, punch your tongue inside..."}
+{"text":"sex with female = gae Wowie, you pretentious moralfags will come up with the most delusional bs it's not even funny, you guys are on par with trannies at this point oml.. Now grow a little and lick her holes gayboy."}
+{"text":"god what would these shitholes unironically smell like bros"}
+{"text":"i really want to eat cute girl feces"}
+{"text":"Why is gelbooru always advertising shitty vtubers with no charisma? Can you kindly fuck off and just host the hentai please, thanks. Oh and while we're at it, gifs of JAV are not \"animation\" and should not appear under the \"animated\" tag."}
+{"text":"No, unless you input a different order, it's chronological"}
+{"text":"Member when all sites, not just smut sites, allowed you to dissent and actually Dislike things instead of just Liking them? How trash could actually be downvoted. I member. Funny how, internet-wide, all that stuff seemed to disappear around the same time a few years ago... Makes me think..."}
+{"text":"vtubers fucking suck. streaming is gay"}
+{"text":"vtubers fucking suck Wrong!"}
+{"text":"Almost every single booru other than the small fetish specific ones have gone to shit. The absolute state of things when the western r34 site has a better experience than boorus these days. Don't ask questions just keep posting and liking content. Literally all that matters is ccontent. Doesn't matter if it's a duplicate, untagged, miss-tagged trash, or AI slop just shut the fuck up and post content."}
+{"text":"So here's that second book I promised. Seems the author is heading in a spicier direction, and I'm all in for it."}
+{"text":"I thought jannies could only send ban requests which deletes posts and blocks the user from posting for 15 minutes."}
+{"text":"4chan ruins the quality of uploaded images and you should upload this to Exhentai (someone can do it for you if you upload a zip file with the original files somewhere)."}
+{"text":"yeah it takes an actual mod to do that"}
+{"text":"is the OP dead"}
+{"text":"do you think Fine ever possessed Shirabe and made Genjuro fuck her in Shirabe's body"}
+{"text":"he got them all pregnant Based Rex"}
+{"text":"This would be a dream come true"}
+{"text":"Source"}
+{"text":"sauce?"}
+{"text":"Stop playing around and POST IT"}
+{"text":"Hello there"}
+{"text":"What is wrong with NTR artists?"}
+{"text":"Given Japan itself is already facing immigration and more and more Muslim and African migrants. Will rape and NTR start loosing popularity and start getting hated now that the very same rape and NTR doujins featuring Japanese women being fucked by black and brown men is now becoming a reality"}
+{"text":"vanillacuck How is this an insult? That's like calling a homo a woman-fucker."}
+{"text":"Better she draws it than actually does it IRL."}
+{"text":"Who? What does Tite Kubo has anything to do with this?"}
+{"text":"Aka the hottest thing a waifu can do. Bonus points for NTR, ugly bastards and femboys."}
+{"text":"Why hasn't anyone mentioned netoease club the main girl is basically gets into rimming by her bf due to his culdckold fetish"}
+{"text":"\"A Family of Masochists Enjoy a Happy Breeding Lifestyle\" by Atage"}
+{"text":"She's a dream gf. Still waiting for him to drop full version of the 2nd part."}
+{"text":"I want to see your favorite panels, the ones that never left your head. Sauce: [Seto Yuuki] Chitose"}
+{"text":"Also her husband was cheating on her with some mid whore."}
+{"text":"[Oojinushi (Ryuuta)] Yamazaki Makie (3●-sai), Musume no Kareshi to Sefure ni Naru"}
+{"text":"NO INSEKI. If you post step-shit, your sister will die in her sleep. Prev:"}
+{"text":"Not sure if anyone cares for fd but I'm about 50% done with [dice-B]'s \"kuso oyaji\" so if we had fd thread some time in the near future, I could share what I've done, and get a little feedback."}
+{"text":"fd?"}
+{"text":"Nice, was wondering if you were still working on it. Thanks for the update."}
+{"text":"I got motivated a while back and did about 40 pages thinking I could finish it for christmas but then the holidays happened and I''ve not really touched it since, but I feel like working on it a little more now. The problem is I see other TS jobs and feel like my efforts don't really compare. I could upload a selection of pages to catbox to get some constructive critique if anyone's open to it."}
+{"text":"I could upload a selection of pages to catbox to get some constructive critique if anyone's open to it. Show us in the new thread!"}
+{"text":"The Blu-Ray is out in japan, has anyone caught any wind if the extended ova includes uncut/uncensored scenes like adam-kun?"}
+{"text":"so it seems that no one has ripped the bd yet at nipland"}
+{"text":"10 days later and nothing on nyaa yet, just the fucking censored webrips from months ago"}
+{"text":"Any news on the Blu Ray Rip yet?"}
+{"text":"Love drinking Chuhai, bumping this"}
+{"text":"I thought this thread was saged So here is a update, there will be a western release soon, as of now it was registered in germany but US may come out too. No one has ripped or cared to buy and rip the BD japanese release off playasia yet. but it seems that like another hentai adaptation is censored there too"}
+{"text":"start the year off right and post saber"}
+{"text":"She is cute desu"}
+{"text":"The return of the queen part.2 Are you excited about the new episode?"}
+{"text":"cuuuuute tummies lets fucking go"}
+{"text":"Also, OVA 10 CONFIRMED I think it's juts the guy saying that they should do 10 episodes for the 10th anniversary, it's not a confirmation."}
+{"text":"Shameless bump"}
+{"text":"We should have a loli board already dammit"}
+{"text":"iirc there was one but it got nuked because people started posted real shit"}
+{"text":"This may be a werid and ultra niche topic but does any here own/collect old hentai cels? I have to say the details even on the non sex scene cels are better then alot of non hentai anime. Picrel picked up Miko yesterday."}
+{"text":"no, where do you go to find stuff like this? if I had spare cash, I'd def buy stuff like that for a few titles"}
+{"text":"When i reverse Image search Ur Image on Google i find an auction for 71000 yen for that Frame or that cel. i assume the physical cel is uncensored only the auction jpeg has mosaics… or am i wrong? Hows the legality here then? Each (key)frame of Animation comes from one physically produced cel, right? Or did they produce multiple cel as exact copies?"}
+{"text":"So my question remains: were they unable to Produce a decent HD bluray of mezzoforte because they auctioned off the original cels already 20 years ago?"}
+{"text":"I would totally buy these if I could. Amazing thread!"}
+{"text":"And the suck and pop at 4:19 When she's popping off a big blue orc dick like that I don't think she's playing a part, that's repressed lust coming to the surface. I think the creators like it too, because they do something similar with a big purple orc dick. It's also great, but I can't find a version to download to isolate the audio.."}
+{"text":"She also gets majorly womb-busted just like with Byg."}
+{"text":"I don't think she's playing a part, That's probably a difference we're gunna have on the topic then. Asagi is different than most other characters in this series in that she can actually retain her senses even after modifications and whatnot. Sure, on a primal, beastly, purely physical level she's probably enjoying it to a degree, the same way if one of us we're forcefully tickled we'd smile and laugh, but it's purely a \"in the moment\" response. She snaps right back to normal as soon as she wants to. In fact one of the bad endings in TA0 literally has the demons giving up and admitting they can't crack her, and this was after literal months of rape and impregnation. This waaay after that fellatio Byg scene in ZERO btw, so its impossible to believe she was actually not in control. And again, to me, this is actually hotter, because it means Asagi knowingly has a \"switch\" to her that she can willingly turn on and off for the sake of her circumstances. To me, there's a sexiness to the knowledge that she \"has to\" accept a prostitution role when the moment calls for it. Asagi is a different breed."}
+{"text":"what's the summary of the Kurenai scene?"}
+{"text":"New Thread:"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"Also told how many pages something had without clicking on it."}
+{"text":"panda has that too though"}
+{"text":"Was comparing to other easily accessible sites."}
+{"text":"I forgot about this site. I used it years ago. Any other place like it?"}
+{"text":"They'll be back"}
+{"text":"what would that achieve?"}
+{"text":"Null is on record attacking anime and anime adjacent things. He's now a male feminist scold and has some retarded radical feminist e-girlfriend. He is not your friend and was probaby connected to the sharty retards that hacked 4chan and mysteriously agree with all his new soccer mom tier beliefs. I don't know how anyone trusts that retard after what he did at cripplechan more than 10 years ago. He's a complete fag, and things were better when he didn't have monopoly on lolcow stuff. I don't remember /cow/ causing anyone to suicide. The internet will be much better after he's gone. If you use his site for anything just remember that it also hosts people that want you dead more than twitter libtards probably do."}
+{"text":"Sounds exactly like the person discord-groomed zoomers would worship."}
+{"text":"Peace"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter if the story isn't vanilla, as long as there is a scene in which one of them says the magic words."}
+{"text":"Hag, gay!"}
+{"text":"Ero Tsuma [Yukiyanagi]"}
+{"text":"i concur"}
+{"text":"Wholesome"}
+{"text":"She is forgettable and only useful for porn"}
+{"text":"You're forgettable and not useful for anything."}
+{"text":"gottem again"}
+{"text":"Cute desu"}
+{"text":"I badly need the money for coffee and rather than begging I figure someone could help me publish them through commission, I accept all forms of payment and it can be pooled, meaning that if someone gives me 50 cents and someone else 1 buck and someone else 8 bucks and 50 cents, the total will be 10 bucks, with each page being worth 50 cents which I believe is the going rate for newbie translators. So with 10 bucks in total a 20 page work can be put out I will be dropping here a preview of each one of these 24 works with a basic synopsis , if someone is interested they can contact me through discord: bbc7474 or just through a reply here, I can take LTC, Binance QR, USDT, PAYPAL, BTC, ETH, CSGO skins, basically anything if the idea goes anywhere, in the end at the credits page I will credit every single person that contributed, and in classic 4chan fashion, it can be anything or say anything or have any ideology and have any picture should you so desire, it will be done. For reference (pic related below this one), this is a project I edited 2 weeks ago, you can see my discord in the credits page (last page), it has 34k favourites alone in that single site, the total views are probably in the millions, so... I don't know if that's worth anything but I guess it's not nothing either, you will have your shoutout in the credits page, it can be a steam name, a discord, a message to Isr*el, for or against Palestina, advocating anything, a picture of your dog, literally anything. I know this is shameless behaviour but I am in desperate need of work"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping this shameless advertisement thread for personal reasons o algo."}
+{"text":"this one got MTL'd by someone... that's so sad"}
+{"text":"It's a very bad idea to reference someone else's translation because you made some edit to it. You should check out DLsite's translations. They'll provably pay you more than 50c. If you really want people on Exhentai to pay you, translate black interrracial and furry porn. It might sound unbelievable but furries and cucks are rich and the likeliest to pay."}
+{"text":"Homos are also rich and very likely to pay (see Mysterymeat on Exhentai)."}
+{"text":"Discuss all forms of NTR themed images, manga, anime, doujinshi, visual novels, games, etc. Guide & definitions: OVA recommendations: Smut recommendations: RPG Games List: Translated Visual Novels List: Untranslated Visual Novels List: Game Devs List:"}
+{"text":"I see. Looking at it, though, that's a weak powered tag with the way the outline on the tag isn't solid. Might have just been added by someone who saw the cheating and slapped on NTR tag even though the guys getting cucked probably aren't even referenced outside of the girls having wedding rings on."}
+{"text":"hottest girl is anal only Why?"}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"HOLY BASED"}
+{"text":"Pretty much the opposite for me. I instantly disconnect and lose boner after that. Probably cause if that actually happened she’d be taking a trip down 5 flights of stairs."}
+{"text":"What are you looking forward to?"}
+{"text":"why is melonbooks so shit? the link either said 404 or something else but when i open it on my phone, it takes me to the book."}
+{"text":"I see these tags all the time but couldn't find out what they mean, what do c103, c106, c107 etc mean?"}
+{"text":"it should say cm. it stands for comic market, a japanese event. if an item is called c105, it means the item was distributed at the 105th iteration of the event."}
+{"text":"comiket"}
+{"text":"is there such an equivalent of Google’s Nanobanana diffusion but without filter ?., i need it to make my required lewd edits to images"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"dumb noaposter"}
+{"text":"dumb bump spammer"}
+{"text":"DeepL's been doing shit like that to me for years. You absolutely shouldn't trust Skeb's built-in version unless your request is extremely simple."}
+{"text":"pixiv changed how payment works, you get charged when delivery is finished"}
+{"text":"Looking at one of my own requests, it seems to be urls fucking with the translation line breaks, and also double line breaks getting trunked down to single space line breaks So rather than reference: url continued text Should I say [url] is reference. more text in next paragraph"}
+{"text":"Migrate whenever"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking for artists that are good at drawing dinosaurs"}
+{"text":"My autistic ass loves seeing panels or pages where the girl has one foot bare, or more bare than the other. One foot bare, one in a shoe One foot bare, the other in tights One foot in tights, the other in a shoe Any and all variations are great, though a bare foot juxtaposed next to covered one is ideal."}
+{"text":"Wait a minute... Where's Le good ending!??"}
+{"text":"Lihan joins in on the fun"}
+{"text":"the girl on the right is too sexy for this shit. If you're gonna use her for NTR, at least give her a unique set of facial expressions so she doesn't become yet another ahegao."}
+{"text":"I feel like if the story was longer and more coherent like some H-manga make you remember them and care about the characters, (like that one where the girl is corrupted and raped, or that one where the guy has to fight the mob all by himself while the gf gets raped by kidnappers) especially so with ntr. I did like the ntr in this book since the women were coerced but still Only after they've been pumped and dumped"}
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+{"text":"OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning. Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from should be made on ."}
+{"text":"State threads, area code threads, and all other posts requesting or providing personal information and where to obtain it, break the rules and will result in bans. And in case it isn't completely evident, we'll spell it out for you: Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site."}
+{"text":"if my gf took a pic like this, we would be over for real."}
+{"text":"This is of course not true. Stop believing memes."}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Be the change you want to see."}
+{"text":"A great post in a surprisingly good thread. Some more advice out there for any anons (esp younger guys) who want to explore their submissive side with their partner: explore your own dominant side first. And I don’t mean “vanilla” dominant where you decide what position and slap her ass a couple times while hitting it from behind. I mean talk with your partner, understand what submissive kinks and fantasies she has, and bring them to life, but with your own twist. Think about what you’d like as a submissive, and do that to her (within reason). Give her a pet name (slave, slut, whore, etc). Directly tell her instructions of what you want her to do in a clear, confident tone “Put your ass in the air, slut. Move your head down. Lick my balls with your tongue. Don’t use your hands”. Put a collar on her. Put a gag in and only remove it when you want your cock in her mouth. Have her naked on your bed presenting her holes for you. Tie her to your bed and blindfold her and use a wand on her clit till she’s about to cum then stop. Make her beg through the gag for every orgasm. Tell her she has to make you cum from blowing you within three minutes or she’s getting five hits on the ass from the paddle. All that sort of shit. If any of that sounds awkward for you to command her to do in the bedroom, imagine how it’d feel to be her, someone who has likely always been in a more submissive role in sex, trying to be dominant over you. Hence why you need to lay the groundwork and lead by example. When it’s her turn to be dominant, with some practice, she’ll start mirroring your actions (and eventually put her town twist and find her own style) and feel much more confident in what she’s doing and you both should enjoy it much more. Otherwise, having fairly vanilla sex and then asking her to assume a BDSM-style dominant role that neither of you have really explored IS asking a lot, especially if she isn’t all that into it to begin with."}
+{"text":"Pornstars that have been working hard for our enjoyment and hopefully won't retire anytime soon Nikk Benz edition"}
+{"text":"it's been years and i still can't decide if i find her attractive"}
+{"text":"Ryan it’s too for me"}
+{"text":"Leigh Darby"}
+{"text":"post your favorite VR Porn videos"}
+{"text":"how do you store vr films? they are so big?"}
+{"text":"My goto, never fails me Stepmom wants you to keep this little secret - Free FULL VR porn video"}
+{"text":"Not bad but the scale is really distracting"}
+{"text":"can't watch normal porn anymore after VR porn. Anyone else like that? I call it VR Anixeity"}
+{"text":"16tb hard drive I have to store my vr porn on a ssd, hard drive chokes and the video feed is bad..."}
+{"text":"Pics that give you a sense of the size of big black cock — forearm, ass, face, whatever…"}
+{"text":"Can't blame her, if that was my GF I'd be just as happy as her"}
+{"text":"jew having a normal one lmao"}
+{"text":"Is that riley reid?"}
+{"text":"Exactly what it says."}
+{"text":"Leana Lovings"}
+{"text":"Also Melody Marks, without hesitaiton"}
+{"text":"She looks ugly recently , she used to look amazing back then"}
+{"text":"only if her mom was in the room like her audition"}
+{"text":"before/after"}
+{"text":"I always wonder... if in case of unfortunate heart failure mid shooting occur do they have some medical assistance person on stage or they just pack body into body bag and dump it somewhere in desert? Yes I understand that these felines like asphyxiation and extreme rough handling but either way ....any info on question ....THX"}
+{"text":"funnily enough, the girl in that scene is princess donna, who directed a bunch of rape scenes with kink.com she's all those guys defiling her's boss she's some sort of jewish botox demon after they fired her, the rape scenes got way later too, less realistic acting, girls that start liking it in 5 seconds, less fucked up plotlines, less natural looking girls"}
+{"text":"What do you think of my wife? Post something similar for the exchange."}
+{"text":"What would any of you do with mine?"}
+{"text":"Bro , mucho mas rico que lo mio"}
+{"text":"Flake just keeps getting better with age"}
+{"text":"Cringy captions are a must for the black cock enjoyer. I never see this with any other fetish. It's weird."}
+{"text":"Wmaf is the future"}
+{"text":"More escorts should do porn"}
+{"text":"I've seen this school uniform before"}
+{"text":"Preferably amateur/everyday life stuff"}
+{"text":"Dog fucking whore from Williston, FL for the start."}
+{"text":"More??"}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"Got hundreds more"}
+{"text":"Do share more! She looks like a nice slut!"}
+{"text":"Previous: Adult women wearing diapers. Posting trannies is not just off topic for the thread, it's against the rules of /hc/. You buy any accessories for this fetish lately?"}
+{"text":"Welp, that was an interesting evening on /b/..."}
+{"text":"Just tell the story if you want to tell the story. Don't vaguepost in fucking /abdl/ of all places"}
+{"text":"You haven't seen all the diaper threads happening at once? There's 3 threads active right now. The normies are getting pissed off over it."}
+{"text":"It's intentional"}
+{"text":"The bot has finally been banned, he hasn’t posted in 4 hours despite the surviving thread not being at image limit"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Looks like someone I know called Katie wow"}
+{"text":"Piggy ended up getting sick so I’ll some new photos of It tomorrow, but here’s an oldie in the meantime."}
+{"text":"Hell Ill take it, nice photo, so good seeing piggys red checks. She loves her toys or is that more for you ? And I keep checking everyday"}
+{"text":"Turned Piggy into an ass slut with toys, never did anal before I started using Its holes. Now takes 8” dick regularly in Its ass."}
+{"text":"Let's start a thread of butts"}
+{"text":"Love it! Got anymore of her?"}
+{"text":"Wife"}
+{"text":"Stars doing things besides porn."}
+{"text":"and he just flew to AE expo in LA today"}
+{"text":"OH OH OH O'REILLY AUTO PARTS yow"}
+{"text":"You're confusing them for 4chan mods"}
+{"text":"Lita Phoenix Arwen Gold Roxy Dee I fapped multiple times to almost all of their legalporno videos. So much that when I see them I can't imagine them as normal people. I keep looking at their asses and have flashbacks with their stretched buttholes. FUCK If you have context for the pic, please share. If not, it's ok."}
+{"text":"Why so much hate ? Your worldview is that of a christcuck that thinks people should regret or be ashamed of sex ? Then GTFO. People here like sex and porn. If you like porn but hate the pornstars then you're very hypocritical. I wouldn't marry a older pornstar because I don't like older women. But if I would ever come across some 19 y/o hot girl that did a few porn scenes I woudn't mind being in a relationship with her. kek"}
+{"text":"My mom inadvertently got me into IR porn when I found her porn stash and she had an IR porn dvd. Been hooked ever since. I find myself liking 2000s bbc porn better. Idk the women looked like regular chicks. Like your buddy's sister, your co worker, your aunt etc etc. Hushpass with boz, shane diesel, and Richard mann was my go to. They had a good amount of famouse talent but like 75% of thier scenes were amatuer women who either never performed again or did a few scenes then dipped. Post your favorite scene from the 2000s. Pic related porn DVD I found raiding my moms closet when I was young. Still watch it to this dag"}
+{"text":"based god tier thread"}
+{"text":"Clara Beau"}
+{"text":"Blew a fat load to that avena lee/boz scene. It was my first asia/bbc scene. Im pissed asia and bbc isnt more common."}
+{"text":"This was a good one with both awesome Hillary Scott and Kelly Wells scenes."}
+{"text":"Bonus for exposure or famous websluts."}
+{"text":"og"}
+{"text":"New Years, New BBC Anyone here see the new Britney Dutch or Melody Mark's scene? The new Adrianna Chechnik raw scene has rimming in it. Previous thread reached it's bump limit."}
+{"text":"angel youngs so damn pretty, love jerking to her IR scenes"}
+{"text":"Riley Steele is a bit of a sleeper hit."}
+{"text":"Love how slick his cock looks here."}
+{"text":"she still in the game?"}
+{"text":"No idea but her older stuff is always there."}
+{"text":"girls disliking facial cum shots . cum haters"}
+{"text":"\"The White Witch of Porn\" Last thread:"}
+{"text":"(10/10 was with blue hair). she was pretty cute with the blue hair"}
+{"text":"i wish she did more anal desu"}
+{"text":"her asshole is kinda strange"}
+{"text":"She had the kind of face you'd expect to see in sexy comedies where she's the bad girl who isn't an idiot"}
+{"text":"Post whatever you like but try to mix it up"}
+{"text":"Any pornstars that actually loved being a pornstar and loved the sex and drugs they got and talk about it as if it was good? Most ones seen are sd losers like the jordan capari girl. She became homeless and depressed. The comment sections were sad they all told her to do escorting and start fucking guys in camera again lol Socetiy is shit they all love sex and watch porn yet condone porn."}
+{"text":"Asa Akira? She wrote 2 books about her time in the industry (and before it) and also did some podcasts. She doesn't seem to have many regrets doing it"}
+{"text":"blegh"}
+{"text":"she still around? nothing good about a woman nearing 40 trying to look like a cheerleader"}
+{"text":"(last thread lost in the hack) Same rules: NO professional porn. NO actresses faking it. ONLY real women enjoying each other. (Less-than-model looks acceptable)"}
+{"text":"Hot sluts. Lame if that’s all.."}
+{"text":"Ex and two friends"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"guys vintage means 1990s now"}
+{"text":"Mom and Dad?"}
+{"text":"anyone have TAPES of this stuff?"}
+{"text":"Seriously? There was no such thing back then. At least not for private use. Recorders became wide spread in 1975. There were earlier recorders but no one could afford them. I bet you have never lived with out a cell phone or know a time before the internet!"}
+{"text":"8mm film was the original \"home video\" format and originated in the 1930s. \"Super 8\" improved image quality a bit and added a magnetic strip to allow for sound recording and was released in 1965. So home films might exist back to the 1930s (or earlier if someone was rich enough for a better format) but sound only from the late 60s on. Video tape camcorders for home use came out in 1983, so 80s home video is the earliest you'll find. But home film? That's been traded around for a _lot_ longer."}
+{"text":"White Male Asian Female"}
+{"text":"What part of \"WMAF\" do you not understand you fucking mongoloid?"}
+{"text":"I wanna give you a BIG kiss and clean you up"}
+{"text":"hetero only posing with condoms + condom strips and packets whore trick, used and filled condoms, fucking with condoms"}
+{"text":"bindi irwin kek"}
+{"text":"Wife's mommy milkers"}
+{"text":"Not exactly hardcore."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for ass worship"}
+{"text":"Little Caprice thread"}
+{"text":"wheres the gangbang footage of her taking multiple Come Shots?"}
+{"text":"Anyone know the name of the redhead?"}
+{"text":"I just wanna use drugs and have sex with her!!"}
+{"text":"Anny Aurora"}
+{"text":"Saw her and the dude one time at Halloween horror nights years ago, I wanted to go say hi to them. But I was with other people"}
+{"text":"Post all alternative whores. Goth, emo, metalheads, etc. dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. Post the ones that are the absolute sluttiest, the ones who want to be used, the ones who know they’re just meant to be whores."}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love brown goths"}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love japanese style tattoos"}
+{"text":"+1 for name or more?"}
+{"text":"She's a dead ringer for a wife in a swinger couple in the Phoenix area. My wife and I played with her a grew years ago at the club in Tempe while her husband fucked a black chick with a Puma logo tramp stamp"}
+{"text":"I am on my knees to serve"}
+{"text":"RIP Incest Flix"}
+{"text":"Brooke and Taylor Young. Identical twins who had full-on lesbian sex on camera in several films. Really hot."}
+{"text":"who"}
+{"text":"Who is going to become a fuck toy?"}
+{"text":"Ok I found it  based on Aika's hair and the couch it's MIAA-893"}
+{"text":"Japanese Adult Video"}
+{"text":"Name or sauce? I swear this looks like a bassist from a rock band."}
+{"text":"*crunch*"}
+{"text":"you're high bro I've been to Japan most women are completely disgusting short, x inward pointing knees, crooked teeth, recessed chins Asians in general are ugly"}
+{"text":"Sounds good to me"}
+{"text":"OC"}
+{"text":"amateur preferred"}
+{"text":"Operator, do you have sauce?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Post pics of women in metal gags and restraints"}
+{"text":"Quick question, is there a mask/head restraint where two people can put their heads in? Be locked together and forced to kiss. If so, is there a name for it?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if it exists. I wonder if a tandem pillory would sell well."}
+{"text":"I need more like these"}
+{"text":"MORE FUCKEN ASIANTINAS!!!"}
+{"text":"Freshly fucked and sperm smeared girls that you would use as is"}
+{"text":"This pic reminds me of when I ejaculated on Dani Valentina's face and she ate the semen"}
+{"text":"Siswet Bet the baby just flew out of her like a forcibly evicted tenant."}
+{"text":"Yeah and we know if it’s a girl, she’ll follow her mother into whoredom. If it’s a boy, he’ll end up in prison or cooking meth in a trailer park. Those kids were fucked from day zero."}
+{"text":"Her whole stick was getting bred by niggers. What happened after she had the kid?"}
+{"text":"Damn, sauce?"}
+{"text":"And now she is a conservative wife."}
+{"text":"Erotic/artistic bondage thread, not just stereotypical porn."}
+{"text":"what's her phone number?"}
+{"text":"Preferably lesbians!!"}
+{"text":"yeah, my wife has done it on request. she needs the urge to go beforehand, can't do it on an empty bladder."}
+{"text":"Presenting the pussy - Pussy and face"}
+{"text":"Indians needs to be IP banned"}
+{"text":"Busty Queen"}
+{"text":"What are our favourite Ange interracial kinos? At almost 41, only the biggest black cocks can satisfy her. I hope Damion gives Ange her first black baby"}
+{"text":"huh? Normie women watch porn, and are into watching gangbangs, at least at the college I attended. Are guys in nowheresville or something? Snowbunny shilling Yawn, what is this amateur hour? That's not even that big of a deal She's fucking shemales bro!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"She fell in love to his young nigger cock. I hope he shoots his thick young seed directly into her womb"}
+{"text":"Don’t be ashamed!"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"nice!!!"}
+{"text":"Physically abusive childhood but not sexually"}
+{"text":"Never abused. Discovered my asshole as a young teen, while outright wanting to explore my body. For a time I willingly tried to play with different parts of me and see what got me off. Tried playing with my piss and shit too. Not nearly as fun. Butt stuff is the only thing that stuck from that period."}
+{"text":"Had anal sex with my friend at 6/7 years old"}
+{"text":"Please no over the top exaggerated expressions on the girl's face."}
+{"text":"Get this AI bullshit out of here retard"}
+{"text":"Girls watching, ´mirin, looking into cocks with adoration. Bonus pointos for BIG cocks."}
+{"text":"I post what makes my dick hard. Do the same."}
+{"text":"white girls with socked feet. if her feet are ugly or big, GTFO"}
+{"text":"oh her name start wit p?"}
+{"text":"Was Blaire Ivory in her absolute prime the best looking porn star? 6 foot 1. did pee scenes too."}
+{"text":"LENA, GET DOWN!"}
+{"text":"I just get so angry watching her scenes sometimes. I wish i could do it raw with a girl that looks as good as she did in her prime"}
+{"text":"Claire Evans could have been the queen of bukkakes of porn history. Her cute face with her inocence and borderline retarded personality kissing random strangers after cum... I dont know why she quit"}
+{"text":"Honestly, she's kind of ruined all other porn for me. I rub one out to other whores, and it just isn't the same."}
+{"text":"Claire Evans Isn't that the girl whose stepfather secretly joined a gloryhole scene on the other side of the wall? I might be thinking of someone else"}
+{"text":"Rachel starr, what is perfection"}
+{"text":"good lord what a bunch of losers itt"}
+{"text":"Some people are retarded"}
+{"text":"My brazilian team just beat PSG! I like to make this general for french girls getting fucked and french porn [spoiler]break my 60 days nofap[/nofap]"}
+{"text":"French Porn Guys. I am Desperate and need your Help. I search for 2 french Porn Videos i cant find anymore. First is probably 10 years old. A french teen getting rough anal fucked by a Arab Young Boy. They we're inside of a concrete buidling. The man could bei marocan or tunisian. The second one is abot 3 to 5 years old. A Student Girl is getting fucked by a black Guy inside her apartment. I think He Rings at her door and He fucks her a bit ruff while Standingm her clothes were a bit colorful and had probably Kind of Pantyhose on Thnkas for any help"}
+{"text":"what the hell do you mean?! theres FRENCH girls so there should be DFK in the intro when the clothes are coming off like every porno!"}
+{"text":"Sissy safe porn"}
+{"text":"You want to be ripped off more? Pay for someone to censor pictures for you? ;)"}
+{"text":"I love this one so much"}
+{"text":"Post em if the are ugly but a decent hole to fuck"}
+{"text":"The only true butterface, so far, in this thread. Allow me to show the way."}
+{"text":"Last one. C'mon, fellas, do better. I love a good BF thread. Let's goooo!!!!!"}
+{"text":"My wife thinks uncut is disgusting. Pretty gay of you to care so much about foreskin though"}
+{"text":"Wife likes putting on shows for our friends after a few drinks"}
+{"text":"Africa x Asia is the future. Beta whitebois can only watch helplessly as their doting high school girlfriends worship their black masters, stroking it as their waifus drool on a real man's cock"}
+{"text":"blacked"}
+{"text":"rikako katayama"}
+{"text":"Lmao Thanks boss"}
+{"text":"i fucking HATE how this dumb gook Suki Sin looks like my chinese ex who told me she didnt hook up with this lightskin dude at her white bestie's house that she had a sleepover at and i FUCKING believed her.."}
+{"text":"Ok 18+ only, let’s get a braces thread going cum shots and more!"}
+{"text":"Please more of her!"}
+{"text":"Help the group grow and more will be posted"}
+{"text":"saved all, want a trib???"}
+{"text":"More braces"}
+{"text":"What a tard, 4CHAN NSFW is ALWAYS 18+"}
+{"text":"So basically if there is a girl you distinctly remember that you fapped to, or a scene. Also what is your favorite porn girl at that early time? Is she still your favorite? First one - Miko Lee"}
+{"text":"Didn't she die some time in the late-00s?"}
+{"text":"Earliest… Bunny Blew, Marlin Chambers…"}
+{"text":"Gauge Yeah,she did! …Huge!"}
+{"text":"Not really porn stars, but I used to walk by a strip club on my way to school and had posters like this in the window. I used to stop and stare until some guy yelled at me that I shouldn't be looking at them, so I'd start walking slower to make sure no one was around. Get back home and jerk off to them."}
+{"text":"The most hardcore \"amateur\" style porno \"studio\" out there Located in Miami, Hardcore wet throatfucks & anal PURE SODOMY Discuss the legacy of DICKDRAINERS ONLY DICKDRAINERSXXX"}
+{"text":"No professionals"}
+{"text":"dumbtrucks thread or general thiccness Dumptruck A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large \"booty\". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40\"."}
+{"text":"Trixie brooks"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Post your best scenes featuring both older and younger women"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Post your best pictures of modified female genitals Modified/Mutilated male genitals are out of topic. Continued from"}
+{"text":"Shopped?"}
+{"text":"Because you can't beat the classics."}
+{"text":"perfect. (except for the wig) She looks delicious"}
+{"text":"Chocolate milk cow"}
+{"text":"Serious question: I have a backyard and an inflatable baby pool. Now, how do I get my hands on this mud?"}
+{"text":"Hi have you got any anglefan videos with the model Violetta Storms? A nice clean pic of her."}
+{"text":"Do you have an Instagram account to chat with you?"}
+{"text":"Bump for Violetta."}
+{"text":"Her c00m3r page has not been updated for age's."}
+{"text":"Length of the socks has to be: ankle, mid-crew, crew and higher Small/petite feet. Not ugly big feet or feet with bunions. Only Amateur girls No stockings No smelling her own socked feet No putting her socked feet in a person’s mouth and/or nose. No scat, watersports diaper or that sort of stuff."}
+{"text":"upvote"}
+{"text":"ranting about theology in a porn thread bruh.."}
+{"text":"Wow that's a LOT of cum. Guy must have balls the size of baseballs"}
+{"text":"Everything /hc/ related goes"}
+{"text":"Ms london used to love BWC facials. What happened?"}
+{"text":"She escorts now"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"So do most pornstars"}
+{"text":"We need more bbc jewess scenes like this"}
+{"text":"AURA"}
+{"text":"My new favorite and shes definitely top 5 active stars"}
+{"text":"Can you imagine the possibilities. She's evolving The perfect woman Ayn Rand reborn What's the first thing you would want her to do to you."}
+{"text":"Drink all the bull sperm and piss it out over her cuck husband"}
+{"text":"this is someone's mom LOL"}
+{"text":"Are all snowbunnies right wing nut jobs like Aj applegate? Wow, did not know. Checked her X and indeed, gone full MAGA retard."}
+{"text":"She conserve bbc by fucking it anon, don't you understand. Its her principles"}
+{"text":"Once GOAT, always GOAT"}
+{"text":"Is there any proof of her being MAGA? She’s done interviews wearing anti-Trump clothing and condemn him several times."}
+{"text":"Bridgette is religious now like Karma RX but I don’t see how that’s MAGA. I think it’s just niche fetish from the early 2000s, where a white girl would wear confederate flag and talk about “my daddy don’t want me fucking negros” even though she’s done 20 interracial scenes before."}
+{"text":"Do you not follow her on IG? Do you live under a fucking rock?"}
+{"text":"Well it looks like it won't work. She's been an porn actress since the mid 2000s. Literally half her life now"}
+{"text":"Obligatory Bree Thread"}
+{"text":"Hope she dumps him asap"}
+{"text":"Damn. My first girlfriend looked like the chick on the right. God I miss those titties. Thanks for the depression, Anon."}
+{"text":"Gronk's packing"}
+{"text":"My friend runs a photobooth business. All the photos are saved to the camera/laptop/iPad or whatever. Titty flashes happen all the time, but occasionally there is a real whore who flashes her holes."}
+{"text":"Sounds like one of them dream jobs"}
+{"text":"Blondes with curves/big tits Fake tits welcome"}
+{"text":"I usually prefer natural tits to fake ones but Jenna was too fucking hot"}
+{"text":"Starting off with this reddit whore"}
+{"text":"What's the sub?"}
+{"text":"My wife Holli"}
+{"text":"You can always just tell a fake ahegao from a real whore with nothing on her mind"}
+{"text":"need a video of you fucking her ASAP"}
+{"text":"need a video of her fucking you ASAP"}
+{"text":"Include names and rate the posted tier lists."}
+{"text":"Rebel Rhyder in a wedding dress is hilarious Excellent list"}
+{"text":"The fact that she's married makes it even wilder"}
+{"text":"IKR and the fact that you can see her ring and she's surround by a group of men that are about to destroy her holes makes it even wilder. What a whore"}
+{"text":"Ellie Leen Top tier pornwhore."}
+{"text":"Would you kindly provide sauce for the Modern Siri pic?"}
+{"text":"This is some OC from a few years ago. A girl I knew got knocked up by a jerk, ends up being single mom to new babies. I did the only thing I gentleman would, used her as a cum dump while her kids slept. She was so horny, but stuck trying to single parent she would take any cock or semen I offered her. Here she is taking a load one day while she sits on her kids bed."}
+{"text":"You can see her kids coloring book on the floor. I think this was in her loungeroom, her kids were asleep or playing I think. Was year ago now."}
+{"text":"I remember this one. I was horny as and bored, so I drove over there. She had just showered and kids were still up playing, she wasn't keen for a cum soaking. I told her I could always leave and not bother coming back, within a minute she had shut the door and was on that cock begging for me to cum on her."}
+{"text":"Most of the time she was just grateful to get some dick and some cum. I feel I did my societal duty ejaculating on the young woman repeatedly. In this one you can see diapers and baby wipes on the floor in her messy house as she takes another load."}
+{"text":"Slamming her tiny titties til I cum"}
+{"text":"A thread to share and enjoy beautiful legs & feet. Keep it classy, keep it clean. ;)"}
+{"text":"If you have any pics where a dick is poking a hanging tit, post em here"}
+{"text":"Posing/footjob/sex in PANTYHOSE"}
+{"text":"Amateur girls only, preferably girls you know, not necessarily nude, all ethnicities. Just girls you'd like to see get fucked by big white cock."}
+{"text":"Christmas edition Other thread reached it's limit."}
+{"text":"I love that Faith is officially blacked now"}
+{"text":"faith who?"}
+{"text":"It's the best! The look of Black cock penetrating white pussy is incredible, it's the hottest and most right thing ever. Pink pussy belongs to superior African men! Based. That is so hot"}
+{"text":"showing off japanese. just tell me your requests..."}
+{"text":"glad you like her. If you have any more requests for pix, just let me know"}
+{"text":"I've been following you since flickr. I'm glad to see you online again, and hope you're doing fine these days. Have you got anything recent to show us?"}
+{"text":"unfortunately no nude ones. she became a bit shy with taking pix after she stopped drinking wine. but glad you remember her ;.)"}
+{"text":"That's sad to hear.. Any chance you'll be back on flickr again? Also, could you upload some of the videos? Looks like I've missed a bunch"}
+{"text":"oh, flickr changed the rules. not allowd to post nudes any more.."}
+{"text":"Moar?"}
+{"text":"Underrated pornstar"}
+{"text":"Some random guy named Phillip"}
+{"text":"I thought he was called Terence?"}
+{"text":"?? I thought his name was philip, but maybe I'm wrong? Tell me more"}
+{"text":"Some love it some hate it"}
+{"text":"Vanessa needs to be exposed"}
+{"text":"Jellybean green asmr. Real pic, not ai. Check it on an ai image detector site if you want... More pics on simpcity im too hungover to post more here lol"}
+{"text":"Lofti"}
+{"text":"Babecock inspired OC, suggestions and requests are welcomed, just include high quality images"}
+{"text":"Female pornstars that get really sweaty while fucking: shiny skin, sticky wet hair, facial redness, etc. Keep other fluids (oil, water, spit, etc) at minimum. I'll start with 2 of my favorites: Sunny Lane and London Keyes"}
+{"text":"I'd sniff and eat her sweaty ass"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"one of melody marks' scenes"}
+{"text":"Hot. Source or name?"}
+{"text":"born with a feminine booty and whr of 0.7 denying it for 19 years despite the comments and stares big butt girls bring out the inner slut like it's a reminder if you're in the same boat, don't hide it ... show anons how it feels."}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to know as well."}
+{"text":"Oh yes. You'd be so sexy..."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Shyla."}
+{"text":"Taking a break from cowgirl and tasting her own juices off his cock."}
+{"text":"Throating Johnny Sins for our viewing pleasure."}
+{"text":"Sex on swings, or the promise thereof. Purpose-built sex swings preferred."}
+{"text":"Favorite PornStars Thread I start with Tiana Blow"}
+{"text":"Angel Gostosa is such a hottie"}
+{"text":"Alexis Adams"}
+{"text":"I miss her"}
+{"text":"Related topic: would you let your gf/wife keep an OF?"}
+{"text":"The more bogged she gets the better she perfoms in her scenes for some reason"}
+{"text":"wonder if she will get out with any money intact doesnt look too cracked out just crusty after the blacked shit"}
+{"text":"I’m trying to convince mine. She’s a white girl with a fat ass, she lets me post on here and elsewhere, but the whole ID thing to make an OF puts us both off. She could probably make a couple hundred a month if we tried. We’ve been together so long I’m not insecure, I like seeing other dudes appreciate her, no homo."}
+{"text":"Most russian women never do"}
+{"text":"front face view hides her mild butterface see it from the side views still just mild butter"}
+{"text":"Lowkey dead inside needs to do hardcore"}
+{"text":"Sauce nao"}
+{"text":"Stop describing yourself CHUD"}
+{"text":"Who's this?"}
+{"text":"Sharing some random observations about porn. Larkin is a shockingly beautiful woman born for porn. She deserves her success. Unfortunately for me, a lot of her scenes are kinda ruined by weird shit - she's great at sucking dick, but often spends way too much time licking and talking instead of actually filming herself sucking. Similarly a lot of her scenes arent shot very well. Pov stuff where the camera is positioned poorly. Or too many which are catering to some hyperspecific fetish. Larkin is a great lady but she doesn't have enough regular porn scenes. I wish her career had been JUST a little bit more like a vivid girl or something."}
+{"text":"the women are all exceedingly creepy uggos"}
+{"text":"she had a dike sister who did mma lol"}
+{"text":"I mean she's a whore who specializes in weird domination fetish shit obviously you should avoid whores like this. Her husband was almost murdered by a troon they both had an ongoing sexual relationship with and some say she was in on it."}
+{"text":"Oh man, Celeste was something else. I think you unlocked an old memory for me - one of the first videos I ever watched online around 1995 was her riding a dude and then finishing him off in her mouth with both hands. It might have been Celeste and Peter North together. Legends of the old times."}
+{"text":"retard theyre obv real"}
+{"text":"shove ur cock in her"}
+{"text":"Anything creampies."}
+{"text":"delicious. source?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the one of the guys wife who was getting cucked and she pushes a huge load out onto the bed"}
+{"text":"Showing the slut after you came on her face next to your cock, like a trophy"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"so hot"}
+{"text":"unreasonably massive tits"}
+{"text":"Anymore OC?"}
+{"text":"she clearly has a fixation on it if she brings it up all the time. if youre into it, go for it"}
+{"text":"Qui est-ce Who is it"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"That cooters got some mileage"}
+{"text":"Initials H.B. from Colorado? Got anymore?"}
+{"text":"Any more b/g?"}
+{"text":"A few weeks ago, in a bondage thread, Anon posted his wife who enjoyed her hands to be tied up above her head to a wall. He shared stories and pics about her adventures with other men, and said he had way more. She is hot, the pics are amazing, she gets me hard as rock, I need more. I can't be the only one. Anon, come back, post more of her and entertain us with her pics. I will keep that thread alive as much as I can with what I saved back then. Anon take over the thread if you come around."}
+{"text":"Any other videos?"}
+{"text":"Operator, who is she?"}
+{"text":"Butchered Tits"}
+{"text":"SHE'S ONLY 19?! Some people have all the luck"}
+{"text":"With this shitty new caption, I don't know if OP could post if these two came back. I really want more."}
+{"text":"Sad"}
+{"text":"Her new bimbo body is gonna be put to good use"}
+{"text":"she really is so hot she looks like paterson joseph in a wig"}
+{"text":"Hey all, looking for a specific captioned image and figured this would be the best place to do so. It had the standard black background white 2010-ish era meme text. It said something like \"A white king, his five wives and two daughters\" and had a pile of semi-attractive nude black women in it - all presenting."}
+{"text":"Oh no"}
+{"text":"Post hampers, drawers, panties found on the floor etc."}
+{"text":"These belong to Lauren. Chubby italian grill. Dirty. Sweet smell."}
+{"text":"Full bush only"}
+{"text":"beautiful Czech actress and horny slut"}
+{"text":"Who is this bitch?"}
+{"text":"That's so beautiful!"}
+{"text":"More of this puss&bush"}
+{"text":"Some of her nudes"}
+{"text":"Love that you posted her all over the internet!"}
+{"text":"You're welcome! It's always a pleasure ;)"}
+{"text":"NEW adult women wearing diapers previous thread"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"I appreciate it. Was hoping to avoid all the sifting but that's the way it goes I reckon."}
+{"text":"does anyone have that photo of 4 women staring at you with the caption \"are you a bad enough dude to diaper 4 women?\" or something to that effect"}
+{"text":"Anyone watch porn for the spectacle? I don't really watch porn to get off, I honestly just want to see strange sights that wouldn't happen usually. japanese bbws lifting tiny dudes and making suck on their nips as though they were babies seeing different types of bodies having sex i.e. skinny guy, and fat girl, skinny shemale and fat girl, tiny girl and fat dude, muscualr chick and skinny dude, fat girl on skinny girl,etc. shemale dommed by two fat chicks upperfloor parties kohei kishi fucking girls literally 3 times his size I don't watch it to fap or see people fuck, I just want to see weird shit."}
+{"text":"I like well shot porn like cinematic... I like atmospheric eroticism not TV studio lights."}
+{"text":"gotta love the 'gangbang girl' series. those were proper gangbangs. raw, sweaty, grimy, nasty like you could smell the shoot through your screen. plus some were shot in neat locations like the field of the LA coliseum"}
+{"text":"Chocolate Pear > Ultimate Pear I love the way her ass ripples with every PLAP and THUNK"}
+{"text":"this thread is still up? I am surprised that aso many people are about the spectacle."}
+{"text":"Depends, I have been trying to give up drinking so I have tried to replace it with some edging or gooning, distracting myself from wanting to drink. JAV sometimes with subtitles, sometimes uncensored and I try to find the ones where the girls are enthusiastic or actually want it. Specially if its a girl swallowing lots of cum and wanting it. European ones oddly enough, I like watching some gangbangs American or South American I prefer amateur filming. I dunno if its a me problem but all the amateur filming I keep finding its 90's, 2000's and 2010s. I cant believe how hard it is to find recent amateur filming with everyone having a cellphone. Maybe people are either too lazy or too dumb to upload it?"}
+{"text":"Blowjobs with the dick about halfway in her mouth with lips secured around the shaft."}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Onahole in another hole thread. Seems very rare"}
+{"text":"more?"}
+{"text":"I wanna get one of those"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"Do not die... there has to be more"}
+{"text":"Amateurs or semi pro getting their ass tongued. Femdom, no scat! Face sitting a bonus."}
+{"text":"I already planned on getting her a more realistic one, see how much she loves her new bbc"}
+{"text":"here is some of my gfs and online favs. wdyt?"}
+{"text":"Koreans with plastic surgery are peak"}
+{"text":"neither of them like you though"}
+{"text":"Simp bitch detected"}
+{"text":"She would be a Khan’s number one concubine."}
+{"text":"The 34 year old (1990) Italian cougar pornoslut. My #2 favorite of all time with over 629 scenes starting way back in 2012. She deserves another thread on /hc/. The fact that she's still making porn in 2025 is a blessing."}
+{"text":"She has done a few double vaginal penetration movies too."}
+{"text":"Her daughter Ellie Nova is also in the family trade"}
+{"text":"Such a shame she did not shoot any pro scenes in the US this season."}
+{"text":"Cum going down one girl into another's mouth/Cum cleanup."}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Raceplay snowbunnies saying nigger Aria Khaide says it alot in this scene,"}
+{"text":"I bet her pussy's tighter, just can't explain the reason"}
+{"text":"Leya falcon was fucking negros long before she got into porn. He didn't do shit"}
+{"text":"tighter I dont know but it does feel good."}
+{"text":"Whats the story behind Leya anon? She got knocked up by bbc and is a single mother now"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"I Need a sugar baby into this"}
+{"text":"I have. Used to run a group for it called \"The Center of Attention.\" Am even thinking about starting that group up again. It's tempting, ngl. We had some fun times."}
+{"text":"Actually, to piggyback off of my previous comment (), that's the thing. This is the only fetish out there for which the \"supply and demand\" curves actually meet up. If you can get a group of like-minded guys together (like I did), and offer your services online, there will definitely be hot girls who are into this sort of thing. I know from personal experience. Getting everyone tested is a pain in the ass, though. Was a big reason why I stopped before. But now I'm inching my way back in."}
+{"text":"Girls with weird faces and big cocks. making strange faces, playing with cocks"}
+{"text":"let's see your pics or sluts with Stupid of Dumb written on their foreheads!"}
+{"text":"add me on sess to exchange degraded mouth whores. prv and more 05450a619cc9618efa02cfabf981fe396538c94b3cb849a5c30f3b746c70c5bd08"}
+{"text":"can I get a source?"}
+{"text":"PAWG Queen"}
+{"text":"Stfu simp faggot, its called geriatric because its done when you're middle aged. 20s is peak time for breeding bitch nigger"}
+{"text":"He's the reason mia can't get pregant, he keeps suckling the cum out of her cooter"}
+{"text":"LOL what a CHUD"}
+{"text":"they literally are called a geriatric pregnancy if they're older than something like 32 or 35. But the other guy is a fag too, they absolutely do not \"rarely succeed\" the overwhelmingly vast majority of them do succeed without complication, its just that due to the womans advanced age (in pregnancy terms) the risk factors are higher"}
+{"text":"Higher risk for retarded offspring, birth complications, and still birth is a failure you retarded faggot. A great portion can also only give birth via c sections. Imagine being a test tube baby like that gay spic nick fuentes?"}
+{"text":"No one matches this woman, fucks like a fire truck and does everything down the list, piss atm rimming she’ll do it with enthusaism. On top of that, she’s a REAL MILF with 3 kids who know what she’s done and have seen it. More on that later. Let’s appreciate this amazing whore in this thread."}
+{"text":"Gues you're gay for pay like veronica"}
+{"text":"Man I fucking miss when milf porn was synonym to hot woman doing everything in front the camera (specially anal/dp) without shame and you know \"real\" milfs, now when the girl turns 30 it's already labeled as milf and the boring step-something, cuckold and taboo incest is everywhere"}
+{"text":"There won't be another pornstar quite as passionate as her"}
+{"text":"One of the best ever."}
+{"text":"Bonus points if face is also visible"}
+{"text":"Wife holes"}
+{"text":"Church of Future_star"}
+{"text":"When was that? September?"}
+{"text":"And why not?"}
+{"text":"And before people ask, the ad was legit"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Show us your wife having fun with you!"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"2 girls? Stoy pls :)"}
+{"text":"Extrapoints for Amateur"}
+{"text":"Asian thread OP please come back edition"}
+{"text":"More of her? Love that fuzzy pussy."}
+{"text":"the fuck is this"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I am going for \"Cute as hell blondes\""}
+{"text":"I swear I only watch for the girls."}
+{"text":"Theme: Low key underrated Milfs"}
+{"text":"based, 8/10 no valentina nappi sets you back a few points"}
+{"text":"Ashley Wolf is so sexy :love: Unfortunately, she is not the best performer IMO. Anyway, nice list, with a lot of women I didn't know. Lol You seem to have a type, there ! Thanks for Dominno. As I was making the same kind of list the other day, I thought about her and her perfect body, but I don't think I found a scene where she fully enjoyed herself. Or am I thinking of someone else ? Nice list ! A lot of women could be in my list too."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite pornstars with fake boobs. I'll start with Abigail Mac, which I believe has the most good-looking fake tits in the industry"}
+{"text":"Sophia Rossi"}
+{"text":"Nikki's such a goddess, love her tits."}
+{"text":"Cj Miles"}
+{"text":"Ozempic and smaller breast implants improved alura jenson"}
+{"text":"Only the hottest girls"}
+{"text":"Love girls just shamelessly going 'come on boys, put your dicks inside me'."}
+{"text":"An era ended when alexis texas submitted to dredd"}
+{"text":"God i fucking hate his bullshit warped camera lenses.. the same 3 fucking position over and over.... make adriano camera work and interracial pass 2000 camera work is GOAT"}
+{"text":"make adriano camera work and interracial pass 2000 camera work is GOAT TrVke"}
+{"text":"Ass/tits/face/whatever"}
+{"text":"She has 6 kids! Can you believe that"}
+{"text":"Great tits man, I'd call her mommy"}
+{"text":"Got pretty much anything you can imagine with her"}
+{"text":"Obligatory Sasha."}
+{"text":"sasha loves it"}
+{"text":"what i'd give to devour her pussy in her prime"}
+{"text":"I love Sasha so eternally and soulfully"}
+{"text":"What’s the latest with this whore? Don’t watch her streams. She doing anything interesting for 2026? Love this one."}
+{"text":"bump for sauce"}
+{"text":"nice maor"}
+{"text":"Weird bizarre droopy swingers"}
+{"text":"would"}
+{"text":"Fugly Bizarre"}
+{"text":"Any more of her?"}
+{"text":"White Male Asian Female"}
+{"text":"That urethra does not look normal."}
+{"text":"I think this site (Fucked Up Facials) uses fake cocks. I specifically remember this scene with Lana Croft. Normal Mexican guy comes out, fucks her and stuff then after, they bring up these huge fake dicks and blast buckets of fake cum on chicks."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"In college I used to serve coffee to ratchet bitches who did this just to get Muslim bbc, they don't actually subscribe to the tenets or connect with it spiritually, it's just sluts with daddy issues being sluts with daddy issues"}
+{"text":"Nicoline Yiki"}
+{"text":"How much ass do you like? What's your size and shape preference"}
+{"text":"Bonus for exposure"}
+{"text":"So stuff like this is it: A) Jaded ex boyfirend posting pics he had of her to shame her/ get revenge for humiliating him over breakup? B) She is an exhibitionist and posts them online herself because she gets off to it? C) Her private cloud storage got hacked and the hacker leaked the images?"}
+{"text":"Bournemouth University, thats south of England"}
+{"text":"holy shit i went to highschool with her"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
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+{"text":"What should I do for God to accept my prayers?"}
+{"text":"No one other than Jesus kept the law perfectly enough. How does that translate to now there is no law?"}
+{"text":"Because Jesus fulfilled it, if you are saved, you don't live in sin, you live in Jesus Christ. Romans 10:4 “For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.\" Romans 7:6 “But now we are delivered from the law, that being dead wherein we were held; that we should serve in newness of spirit, and not in the oldness of the letter.” A Christian is not justified by works of the law, but by grace trough faith in the finished blood atonement of Jesus Christ. Colossians 2:11-14 \"In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ: Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead. And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses; Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;\" Romans 7:17-25 \"Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me. For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not. For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do. Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me. 21 I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me. For I delight in the law of God after the inward man: But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death? I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.\""}
+{"text":"Galatians 3:13 \"Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:\" Jesus Christ did not bring us under another curse, but redeemed us. A Christian is not justified by works of the law, but by grace trough faith in the finished blood atonement of Jesus Christ. Once you are born again, you will never be a sinner spiritually in Christ, because the flesh is separated from the spirit and soul (\"putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:\"). You cannot boast about achieving salvation, it really is a gift. So yeah, the law still exists because there are many people under the curse of the law today, but you don't have to condemned with the rest of the world that has broken the law just like you have, because of the victory the Lord Jesus Christ achieved. 2 Timothy 2:11-13 \"It is a faithful saying: For if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us: If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.\" Jesus Christ can indeed deny you reign and other rewards if you deny Him, but will he abandon us or be faithful, will Jesus Christ deny His own righteousness? His own finished work on the cross? A thousand times no. \"If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.\" Romans 3:27-28 \"Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith. Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.\" Galatians 5:13: “For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve one another.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"okay"}
+{"text":"The correct question is \"what should I do so my prayer gives proper glory to God and sanctifies my soul?\". Then the answer is: go to Holy Mass."}
+{"text":"Would historical accurate visuals in fiction just be too silly for normalfags to stomach?"}
+{"text":"Probably not as most \"normalfags\" don't give a shit about historical accuracy in the first place."}
+{"text":"you mean like this?"}
+{"text":"Ethnic-on-ethnic genocide was unknown in medieval Catholic Europa."}
+{"text":"Tell that to the Danes in 10th century England"}
+{"text":"by germanic settlers meds"}
+{"text":"indigenous iberian muslims The ones who invaded in 711?"}
+{"text":"most muzzies in al andalus were converts"}
+{"text":"Occitan isn't an ethnicity Ok retardo."}
+{"text":"Why hasnt anyone been able to refute pic related. Unlike god, this shit really is infallible."}
+{"text":"Just because you can't make sense of something doesn't mean it's not true. That's just one way of figuring out the truth. Is it really worth dying, and having to be judged by God for your sins just because you thought the way God does things doesn't make sense to you? Why not just do things the way God wants instead of the way you want, why are you better? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT2FFXntc [Embed] To be saved, a man has got to believe that Jesus Christ died, that he was buried, that he arose, that he died for your sins, the way the Scriptures declare it. He has got to believe that. That's the Gospel."}
+{"text":"God is simply the force that created our universe, and is morally neutral."}
+{"text":"Sure, as part of a test of his creation - specifically the feature of free will. A test has some suffering associated with it but you should, if you've passed, come out better for it. I don't believe in the Abrahamic religions but I imagine that's the argument for it."}
+{"text":"Alright then swap npc for player, you still made the game breakable and punish the player when it breaks. What about this analogy, I kidnap and hold you in my house. Tell you to fold laundry, wash floors, etc... the way I want it done. If you refuse or leave, I'll torture (and I mean really torture) you. You have the choice to do otherwise, but I set up a system of mandated rules and tasks. You're welcome? Also, the fact that God is outside of time means that he knows the outcome of all the events in heaven, history, and the Bible. He's omnipotent, and credited with creating all of it, knowing exactly how it all unfolds. This Includes but not limited to the war in heaven, the fall, suffering, tectonic movements, scarcity in nature... It's one thing if he was just all knowing, then he might be able to deflect responsibility. But he's also the designer with unlimited resources and foresight. Tough to shift blame then, no?"}
+{"text":"it makes you think about faith and is paving the way for your future conversion/reversion"}
+{"text":"a proper nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and sub-races within the same state not considering each other equal and thus not mingling and marrying freely. if a country has no racism and no significant external migration the minority race will quickly be washed away through miscegenation. blacks; protestant english speakers, should not fucking exist as a disticnt ethnicity in the US. the south would just be slightly darker in skin tone after 160 years without slavery, but segregation artificially created the nigger rapist to be the perpetual boogeyman of the white proles to herd them into perpetual servility of the judeo-masonic oligarchy"}
+{"text":"a proper nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and sub-races within the same state not considering each other equal and thus not mingling and marrying freely. if a country has no racism and no significant external migration the minority race will quickly be washed away through miscegenation. blacks; protestant english speakers, should not fucking exist as a disticnt ethnicity in the US. the south would just be slightly darker in skin tone after 160 years without slavery, but segregation artificially created the nigger rapist to be the perpetual boogeyman of the white proles to herd them into perpetual servility of the judeo-masonic oligarchy"}
+{"text":"Picrel Whomst?"}
+{"text":"we wuz Trojans n shiet Why were they like this? What basis did the Romans and Franks have to claim descent from Troy?"}
+{"text":"greek hate"}
+{"text":"They weren't even the only ones, Ottomans were also we wuzzing as Trojans and claimed that they descend from Trojans who fled East."}
+{"text":"Is it better to learn society from afar then from within?"}
+{"text":"be the world's greatest philosophical mind never publish anything because you refuse to work Even if it was true, it's irrelevant since a NEET would never contribute meaningfully to the field."}
+{"text":"No. The Socratics were pretty clear that knowledge, and thus wisdom, were directly dependent on participation in a form. If you actually sit around “reading” and “watching” then you are unironically staring at shadows on the cave wall. The greatest philosophers were soldiers, sex havers, statesmen, partygoers, etc. You can’t be a philosopher until you have actually lived."}
+{"text":"if you want to learn about human nature, maybe try going outside and talking to people instead of playing games all day? who the fuck do you get experience interacting with? wood elves?"}
+{"text":"Hermit, not NEETs Difference is that NEETs are just hedons. Without the pc, they would just be amongst the drunken thugs on the road"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder the only Europeans who ackchually conquered and expanded onto muslim territory were br*wnoids."}
+{"text":"Do you realize the woman on the left is part Arab and part Mexican?"}
+{"text":"Normans permanently reconquered Sicily for Christendom"}
+{"text":"lebanese/spanish mix, 100% Catholic"}
+{"text":"100% Catholic Not the flex you think it is lol"}
+{"text":"t. excommunicated"}
+{"text":"When exactly did America become Israel's lapdog?"}
+{"text":"Long before Israel became a state. I don't know how we'd pick a single date, but WW2 sealed the deal."}
+{"text":"Moneychangers acitvities with centralised banking and felting the silver reserve"}
+{"text":"It happened before the Israeli state was restored in 1948, but that was concrete proof that it had become a thing. So I don't know op. I'm an old person, and grew up in the 60s and 70s listening to my parents and churchfellows referring to the \"holy land.\" This is christian zionism. I likely only broke away from this mindset because I lost my faith."}
+{"text":"An honest to Jove boomer? Interesting. Was the christian political climate always this broadly zionist in your experience, or did that gradually increase?"}
+{"text":"Was the christian political climate always this broadly zionist in your experience In protestant circles, yes. I can't speak of catholic circles back then, but these days I have more catholic friends than prots, and Catholics are far more likely to reject christian Zionism than prots, which as far as i can tell remain mostly subverted and maintain split loyalties between Israel and my country (USA). It's possible protestant Zionism is less prevalent than back then, but it may have been taken more for granted back then. People are more extreme and divided now. So now protestant Zionists are more defiantly Zionist, and those who have broken free of that subversion are more outspoken in their refusal to support Israel."}
+{"text":"How would you have done it?"}
+{"text":"because of how impossible it is to actually defeat the USSR in HOI4. that's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"Yes, HOI4 is a dogshit game, true savants play Darkest Hour with the WIF mod."}
+{"text":"allocating resources is precisely what nazis couldn't do in Russia you tranny retard"}
+{"text":"No claiming it's hard to defeat the USSR in Hoi4 is embarrassing."}
+{"text":"German armies can move across 4000km of desert when they can barely move across Libya. The anon is right, you're some obese juvenile retard playing video games. Just shut the fuck up."}
+{"text":"The austrian depicted the romans as the gigachad master morality and themself as the raped slaves What did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Well, seeing what happened after, the nips weren't that wrong"}
+{"text":"Don't forget that a German man buckbroke Rome so hard that they decided to conquer everyone around them to prevent it from happening again."}
+{"text":"this a lot of propaganda is just bait like there's a russian game where the americans invade russia and its up to a chechen to defend the last remains of free russia, its ment to anger russians"}
+{"text":"Brennus German man AYO WE WUZ"}
+{"text":"The more literally, comprehensively, and coherently one takes the Bible, the more morally disturbing the portrait of God becomes."}
+{"text":"selfish instinct Wrong term, please ignore and repace with \"selfish taught need\"."}
+{"text":"but simply what the text literally says. You've already conceded this. I conceded at the actual words printed on Luke's gospel, yeah. I never said thats not whats printed in there, the conversation has always been about its meaning. And if you hate something, you certainly love it less than something you love. Ok, so now you are admitting it? Because its very different to focus your negative feelings upon the object or your scorn, than simply loving something more? The \"hate\" is then only seen in relation of what you favor more. So the instruction is to favor God over family, and I already explained what that means, it doesnt mean to forsake your family. No, it is in fact unreasonable I dont care that YOU find it unreasonable, since you are being unreasonable right now, my goal is not to convince you, my goal is to prove my explanation is plausible. Convincing you is irrelevant. Your bible literally says that your wife (which you only have if you have failed to live up to Paul's ideals) owns your body. St. Paul also says that the head of the woman in a family is the man, and the head of the man in family is God. But I guess you willfully omitted that didnt you? Why would St. Paul contradict himself like that. pleasing your wife I am not talking about it literally you pedantic moron. You thought I meant it in a sexual way? Kek, what the actual fuck is wrong with you. You seem to have a big problem when it comes to discerning if a text is meant to be literal."}
+{"text":"I never said thats not whats printed in there, the conversation has always been about its meaning. Are you not the anon in picrel? Ok, so now you are admitting it? Admitting what? Your next sentence is another question. So the instruction is to favor God over family I've never disputed this. it doesnt mean to forsake your family. But the text does positively refer to forsaking your family a dozen times. Hopefully we're done denying that part. I dont care that YOU find it unreasonable Why should I care what you find reasonable then? Why would St. Paul contradict himself like that. I fail to see why I am responsible for the incoherency of your own religion. It's in 1 Corinthians 7:4 as posted here It is very clear that it is the woman who owns the man's body (and vice versa). Are you denying that is says that? I am not talking about it literally you pedantic moron. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is 4chan now against Jews learning to treat gentiles with equality?"}
+{"text":"Say Nazi Germany had won the war in Europe (just focus on the scenario, let's not focus on if this would've even been possible). Would they have sponsored the civil rights movement and people like MLK and Malcolm X to destabilize the USA or would their ideology of White supremacy have prevented it? Kinda like the USSR/Russia sponsored/sponsors right wing parties in the west, despite it being against their communist ideology."}
+{"text":"Richard Spencer won’t outright say he got paid off by them but for a long time he was pro-Russia and would say shit like they’re the last white empire and when Russia invaded Ukraine Fuentes was waving a Russian flag on his show and had a conference where he gave a round of applause for Putin. Maybe those two didn’t get paid directly but they were certainly fishing for money from the Russians before becoming pro-NATO or apathetic once things didn’t work out the way they thought they would."}
+{"text":"Long before this, there were explicit European NatSocs during the Cold War putting their hopes in the Soviet Union. Not that I can blame them, really, it certainly was the less gay and brown option at the time."}
+{"text":"Doesn't even make sense. They'd obviously want left-wing parties to win so they would have a soft foreign policy towards communism."}
+{"text":"Sewing division among your enemies is almost always to your benefit. Divide and conquer."}
+{"text":"These are the most popular things Christian patriots put forward when they encounter Islamists and Muslims in the West, as well as on X. \"Blame Hamas for what's happening in Gaza, do you support Hamas, Jew hater?\" \"And how many Christians, Jews, Hindus have you lot killed? How many Christians killed in Nigeria?\" \"Why are you in a Christian country?\" \"Can i go to a Muslim country and raise money for a Church?\" \"No halal, halal is barbaric mate, it oughta be banned\" \"No more mosques, can i build a Church in Saudi Arabia?\" \"Why are you allowed to preach your Islamic shit in a Christian country, if i went to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan and preached Christianity, would i make it out alive?\" \"How about the Taliban? denying women education, yeah? you support that?\" \"How about Iran? did they just execute someone?\" \"How about Somalia? am i allowed to say Merry Christmas in Somalia?\" \"ISIS? How many have them lot killed?\" \"Don't like Jews much do ya? Jews are welcome here mate, you know why? Cuz they integrate!! Assimilate or go home!!\" \"If you don't like dogs, go home, yeah? we love our dogs here. Halal is barbaric mate\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She was 19, and why are you condemning this anyway? In the kikeble is ok to take little girls as sez slaves, the nailed kike violated little boys in public gardens and Isaac creampied rebecca when she was 3 Even the jewish desert demon yhwh you worship as a god violated and impregnated 12 years old mary to birth himself, so judeochristianity is inherently incestuous, rapey and pedophilic"}
+{"text":"He's an Indian LARPing as a Muslim for attention, just filter him and move on."}
+{"text":"Uhh yeah no one’s going to debate that. Both of you can leave."}
+{"text":"the jewish desert demon yhwh you worship as a god The Islamic belief is He's the same as Allah. Which, again, is something Muslim Pakistanis would know. Nothing in your post is real and those claims have been debunked countless times."}
+{"text":"The six-year-old thing is in numerous Islamic texts. Sahih Bukhari 5:58:236 Narrated Hisham's father: Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. Sahih Bukhari 7:62:64 Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). Sahih Bukhari 7:62:65 Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death).\" what you know of the Quran (by heart)' Sahih Bukhari 7:62:88 Narrated 'Ursa: The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Why did he kill himself like a tranny and not fight till the end?"}
+{"text":"So there's no proofs then."}
+{"text":"Name one high ranked nazi that was tortured to death"}
+{"text":"That’s not how Stalin died"}
+{"text":"Stalin died watching BBC porn and popped a blood vessel because of it"}
+{"text":"TRUTHNUKE"}
+{"text":"As proven by the Garden of Eden god knows how to do good without the evil. Evil was created on purpose, by him, to punish us for things we had nothing to do with personally. The Abrahamic god is malevolent."}
+{"text":"fine with me as long as you accept his existence"}
+{"text":"We created evil. If you want to argue that God has empowered us to do so, you very well might, but statements like these have little practical utility and usually just serve as alibi for self-pity or the blame game. Neither being a productive use of your intellect."}
+{"text":"God created us, so God created evil."}
+{"text":"NTA but that's like saying my mom wrote this post"}
+{"text":"No because God is omnipotent so he is both responsible and cognizant of every single circumstance that turns a man evil. And evil exists in nature irrespective of human action."}
+{"text":"Why are the Germanic countries associated with fair skin, if Scandinavians and Germans generally tan HARD and mostly have caramel skin that is totally distinct from true white skin (fitzpatrick type 1 / insular celtoid skin)? It seems like UK/Ireland is the only place in the world where you wouldn't get bullied for being of truly fair skin (not tannable)"}
+{"text":"What did germanics conquer exactly? They couldn't even breach into slavic territory despite centuries of trying. Anglo-Saxons conquered everything."}
+{"text":"An identitarian italian is my brother. Yeah, because you are brown like him."}
+{"text":"That's a slav No one west of you wants your land. The Goths were the first to make use of it and largely abandoned it after the Huns came. Don't post some obscure crusade of drunk Germans that no one gives a shit about in response (pls)"}
+{"text":"Germanics aren't white who is then?"}
+{"text":"Anglo-Saxons."}
+{"text":"Why did this disgusting racist piece of shit's writing get so popular?"}
+{"text":"He actually started to travel more when he married his Jewish wife and seemed to enjoy himself"}
+{"text":"I would explain it but the horror is indescribable."}
+{"text":"There is absolutely no negative correlation between being racist and being a bad writer or artist."}
+{"text":"mentions egypt once and moves on immediately spirals into a mental breakdown when talking about India India is a place worse than his stories"}
+{"text":"What exactly did he hate the Hindoo for? He's not specific at all here."}
+{"text":"How do anti-Christians deal with the fact that Portuguese Nagasaki was not only one of the wealthiest cities in Japan but also the epicenter of modern science and technology in the country, where the printing press was introduced alongside western styled hospitals with advanced tools and western medicinal knowledge? It also had its own code of law that was much more permissible than the Japanese one, with corporal punishment being disincentivized"}
+{"text":"Most of the people in this art are African slaves, lol. Do you want to develop Japan by turning it into a Brazil?"}
+{"text":"place with international trade connections to other civilizations gets rich off them and becomes a technological nexus that's normal it's true even in Europe, how do you think places like Venice and Genoa got so rich?"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a damn about some cringy place at the end of the world except for weirdos who are into \"lolis\" and people who suffer from yellow fever."}
+{"text":"Reading about the Meiji Restoration, what strikes me is that Japan didn't do anything differently from what China or other powers trying to resist Western aggression did. 1. They banned trade and expelled foreign merchants and priests. 2. The Western powers retaliated by invading and forcing unequal treaties on Japan. 3. The Damiyos rebelled against the Shogun and staged a revolt against the Unequal Treaties and the Western presence. (So far the same story as China or elsewhere) 4. Except the Western powers didn't retaliate, by colonizing all of Japan or going to war Boxer Rebellion style and taking chunks of the contry, like they did elsewhere. Instead they shelled a few ports but otherwise ignored the rebellion, and then accepted to renegotiate the unequal treaties with the Emperor, even though Japan was a feudal country stuck in the iron age with no bargaining power. 5. This allowed the modernization to proceed Japan got incredibly lucky that the Westerners were busy with other matters... otherwise the Meiji rebellion would have been simply put down by colonial troops as it happened elsewhere... the Damiyos and Samurais would have been gunned down by organ guns and the Emperor taken captive. So they got incredibly lucky that all of the Western powers at the time were busy elsewhere and had their plate full. They got just enough breathing room to unify their country and start modernizing... it's just an accident of history they didn't end up like Indochina, Burma or the Philippines..."}
+{"text":"or that japan just didn't have any natural resources worth fighting over like indonesia or china or india, it was simply better to establish mutual trade after they established that religious colonization would be impossible or too expensive"}
+{"text":"Why is this board so sympathetic to the Punics? Isn't that ahistorical?"}
+{"text":"I lived with STEM roommates during uni (I majored in Ancient History) and they had to study 3x or even 4x more than me (I'd study 1 or 2 hours most days while they studied 4 hours minimum). It's not even close, STEM is brutal, while humanities are easy and fun. Take it easy. You don't want to compete with STEM fags unless you're ready to spend your 20s alternating between sleep and study with a few hours of free time on the weekend."}
+{"text":"Erhmmm ackshually law school is hard because it’s hard to be the best student at the best law school lol cope. Yeah, it’s hard to be the best law student at Harvard Law and get the best job. That doesn’t make “law school” hard. I know literal retards who went to mid-ass law schools, graduated mediocre as fuck, and still got decentish jobs. Nobody cares that it’s “graded on a curve.” 60% of freshman engineering students wash out too, but they weren’t “graded on a curve.” They just got failed for being retarded. As far as salaries, engineers can make those numbers in Big Oil. Or contracting/consulting. Or possibly FAANG. Also, median lawyer salary in the USA last year was about $150k. Arguing about top salaries is retarded. Most lawyers and engineers don’t make that. I have an uncle that owns his own engineering company (he’s the only employee) that pulls in over $500k a year. But that’s not a typical case."}
+{"text":"In some ways, yes. When it comes to analysis and algorithmic thinking, they are leagues above the average humanities student, it's not even close. When it comes to synthesis, EQ, intuition and other faculties, not necessarily so. But those things are hard to test for, so an average English class will check if you remember when an author was born and what themes he reportedly discussed and that's about it. Which also makes humanities easier to pass and reinforces the simplicity. Luckily for us, hard to test for doesn't mean hard to sell. Employers will choose a reliable and intuitive mid-tier performer over an unreliable impractical genius any day of the week."}
+{"text":"Average engineer salary is less than $100k. If engineers were so smart they wouldn't be engineers. It is realistically easier to make $400k a year as somewhat successful divorce lawyer than by being a senior at a FAANG company. Realistically smarter to do trades than Engineering."}
+{"text":"Unless you own your own business or work as a C-Suite Executive, in high finance, or as a partner at a law firm you aren't going to make more than $500k. And the latter is effectively just owning a fraction of your own business. Obviously professional athletes and a few dozen people in tech don't match this, but that's essentially nobody in the grand scheme of things. But the owner of Smith plumbing, or Johnson's civil engineering in Wichita is going to be much wealthier than some electrical engineer working for a salary. This is why so many dentists become former dentists."}
+{"text":"Master morality piety is the virtue of slaves o algo WHY ARE YOU BEATING THAT HORSE, STOP IT MAKES ME FEEL LEE BADDDDD"}
+{"text":"gb2 the sharty lil nigger"}
+{"text":"How do sunni \"muslims\" talk about people or liberal following their \"whims\" when their religion is based of off the whims of sunni ulemas and their lifestyle?"}
+{"text":"Attachment is the root of all suffering fine fine. But what's the point of life without having attachments? Aren't you just floating along in a meaningless life with nothing to hang onto? In the same way you can end suffering by getting a lobotomy or chemically numbing yourself or just going into coma. And how are you supposed to rid yourself of attachments anyway? It just seems like attachments are the only thing that give anybody the will to go on."}
+{"text":"If you enjoy her company but are ultimately indifferent to whether she is alive or dead, your love for her is fleeting. I think you forgot to make an argument. My \"love for her is fleeting\" does not conclude the question for what it means for something to be fleeting. Are you implying that an enlightened person cannot grieve? You can grieve without suffering, the same way you can feel pain without suffering. In Buddhism, the concept of suffering is highy distinguished from the concept of physical or emotional pain."}
+{"text":"I did define how I’m using the word fleeting. It is something you are attempting to alienate yourself from, because having a relationship to that thing would hinder you on your quest to seek personal annihilation"}
+{"text":"I am none the wiser about what you mean when you use the word fleeting. Am I correct in assuming that you are more interested in guessing people's intentions than to rationalize your choice of words?"}
+{"text":"Elon Musk has infinite resources and is still observably miserable."}
+{"text":"Irrelevant, since attachment is not the root of all suffering, only the suffering caused by loss. There are other forms of suffering that no amount of detachment will resolve"}
+{"text":"In their archaeogenetic study published in Nature, Lazaridis et al. (2017) found that Minoans and Mycenaean Greeks were genetically highly similar - but not identical and that modern Greeks descend from these populations. The FST between the sampled Bronze Age populations and present-day West Eurasians was estimated, finding that Mycenaean Greeks and Minoans were least differentiated from the populations of modern Greece, Cyprus, Albania, and Italy. In a subsequent study, Lazaridis et al. (2022) concluded that around ~58.4-65.8% of the DNA of the Mycenaeans and ~70.9-76.7% of the Minoans came from Early European Farmers (EEF), while the remainder came from ancient populations related to the Caucasus Hunter-Gatherers (CHG) (Mycenaeans ~20.1-22.7%, Minoans ~17-19.4%) and the Pre-Pottery Neolithic (PPN) culture (Mycenaeans ~7-14%, Minoans ~3.9-9.5%). Unlike the Minoans, the Mycenaeans had also inherited ~3.3-5.5% ancestry from a source related to the Eastern European Hunter-Gatherers (EHG), introduced via a proximal source related to the inhabitants of the Pontic-Caspian steppe (Western Steppe Herders) who are hypothesized to be the Proto-Indo-Europeans, and ~0.9-2.3% from the Iron Gates Hunter-Gatherers in the Balkans Unlike the Minoans, the Mycenaeans had also \"4–16% ancestry from a 'northern' ultimate source related to the hunter-gatherers of Eastern Europe and [Upper Palaeolithic] Siberia\"; however, Lazaridis et al. admit that they \"cannot model Mycenaeans as a mixture of Anatolian Neolithic and steppe populations [...] due to the fact that Mycenaeans have more Iran-related than EHG-related ancestry\". Among the Mycenaean samples was found one Y-DNA J2a1, and two mtDNA X2, one X2d and one H"}
+{"text":"not all the european ancestry in brazil is portugese It is the overwhelming majority. The only place where it is not a majority is parts of South (German/Polish) and Southeast (Northern Italian). overall brazilians are probably less than half portugese Only on the maternal side. I'm not talking about haplomemes (Y-DNA and mt-DNA, 2% of the DNA), but about autosomal DNA (98% of DNA). People inherit 50% from their father and 50% from their mother (unlike Y-DNA, which only men can receive), neither a man nor a woman can contribute more than 50% of their DNA to their child alone, since that 50% itself is mixed with male ancestors blocks with female ancestors slices, and female ancestors blocks with male ancestors slices (excuse the analogy, but it's the only way I can explain it), tnat is, it is not 50% purely male or 50% female. if 100 million swedish men migrated to brazil and fucked all the brazilian women brazil would become much whiter Because they are whiter than Portuguese, lol. But the predominantly African/Amerindian maternal side of Brazilians, which is what makes them phenotypical triracial, would remain the same, only with a bit of more maternal European because of the female ancestor slices of paternal ancestor block of autosomic Paternal DNA of the Swedes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"People inherit 50% from their father and 50% from their mother (unlike Y-DNA, which only men can receive), neither a man nor a woman can contribute more than 50% of their DNA to their child alone, since that 50% itself is mixed with male ancestors blocks with female ancestors slices, and female ancestors blocks with male ancestors slices (excuse the analogy, but it's the only way I can explain it), tnat is, it is not 50% purely male or 50% female This isn't even the elephant in the woodpile. In dominant and recessive genes, Africans are AABB, while blacks with any European mix are AaBB and AABb. What makes triracial people like Brazilian more African, besides the predominantly African maternal lineage, is that when there are dominant genes (A and B), they will always be in first place, they can replace the recessive in second place, and therefore there will be more chances of combinations with dominant genes than just recessive ones (a and e) in their offspring because recessive genes only manifest in phenotype if they are in pairs, unlike dominant genes which only need one."}
+{"text":"Because they are whiter than Portuguese, lol. But the predominantly African/Amerindian maternal side of Brazilians, which is what makes them phenotypical triracial, would remain the same, only with a bit of more maternal European because of the female ancestor slices of paternal ancestor block of autosomic Paternal DNA of the Swedes you are a retarded favelado if 100 million portugese came to brazil and fucked all brazilian women the result would be that brazil would become genetically more iberian you are so profoundly stupid i don't even know where to start if a mulatto woman that is 50% portugese and 50% black has sex with a portugese man the resulting offspring would be 75% genetically portugese and 25% genetically black if this person has sex with a another portugese man the resulting offspring would be 87.5% portugese and 12.5% black..... the reason brazil isn't more portugese is just because it didn't happen, not enough of them compared to the non portugese population, not because there's some hard genetic barrier that limits the portugese ancestry you get from your paternal line humans have tens of thousands of genes, these mendelian simplifications for single genes are utterly useless"}
+{"text":"The only place where it is not a majority is parts of South (German/Polish) and Southeast (Northern Italian). and those places are also the only places where european ancestry is above 70%, in the rest of the country iberian ancestry may be the most predominant european ancestry but european ancestry itself isn't that predominant, so overall portuguese ancestry in brazil does not exceed 50%"}
+{"text":"In dominant and recessive genes, Africans are AABB that's impossible because there's no gene called \"africans\" that could be recessive, africans have thousands of genes"}
+{"text":"What if Göring sat his fat ass down on Hitler's iPod touch and it fucking exploded?"}
+{"text":"Hitler would force him to suck his BBC."}
+{"text":"What, was he bawkin?"}
+{"text":"Continuing:"}
+{"text":"Lorenzo Snow saw a vision Jesus about when Joseph Smith would've been 85.. failed yet contingent Those actually cancel each other out"}
+{"text":"Heresy is literally the same thing as hearsay, or, trying to bind without evidence. Mormonism cannot be heretical because it is non-binding. Just like the Gospel."}
+{"text":"People really believe 'heresy' is not reserved for people like the Jews and is reserved for people like Jesus. They also think they serve Christ when they reject Bible doctrine in favor of commandments of man."}
+{"text":"How does the average Mormon handle the Book of Moses?"}
+{"text":"They don't ask questions, if they did they wouldn't be Mormon. They accept absurdities like the \"\"\"Book of Abraham\"\"\" which are obviously fraudulent."}
+{"text":"Total fertility rates are currently below replacement for all European countries. In the former communist countries, total fertility fell to between 1.1 and 1.4 children per woman by 2000, the lowest of any region in the world. In nine European nations, the average age of a European woman at first marriage has now passed 30. Gypsy girls, on the other hand, traditionally marry between the ages of 14 and 17. Pregnancies are one week shorter than among European women, and children are smaller at birth — both biological traits associated with a high-fertility, r-type reproduction. Dr. Čvorović does not provide an overall estimate of current Gypsy fertility, but gives local figures: 3.0 children per woman in Bulgaria, 3.03 in Serbia, 3.12 in Hungary, 3.2 in Bratislava, 3.3 to 3.7 for “some” groups in Romania, 3.9 in Croatia, and 4.3 in Eastern Slovakia. Both the Gypsies and the problems associated with them will multiply in the coming years. The Minister of Education of one unspecified EU state reports that already “in his country, every third child entering school is Roma.” Holy shit, Eastern Europe is really gonna be majority Gypsy one day."}
+{"text":"Most of the countries on your first map are below replacement rate (2.11) the colors chosen and the scale makes it look like a bigger difference in birth rates than it is. It's also outdated. Even India is below replacement these days. Very few countries are above three, when being above *seven* was the norm. African birth rates are literally collapsing as we speak. In 10 years it's gonna be a non-issue."}
+{"text":"1) /pol/tranny thread “in his country, every third child entering school is Roma.” 2) I don't particularly care for the fate of Bulgaria, if they don't have the will to save themselves, they don't deseve to be saved"}
+{"text":"You will see the consequences of white decline over the next ~50 years, think of your \"furbabies\" and funko pop collection. The low IQ generally have higher birth rates, then. If global populations start falling then  doesn't need to worry about \"Fucking 8 billion people.\" and it is totally fine for the high IQ to have more children than the low IQ, presumably after we drop below the 8 billion mark, but of course that is just more arithmetic rather than the geometry you grasp and in which terms you want to talk about. More likely there will be another great depression and a decline in living standards in the 21st century and birth rates will shoot up again with humanity potentially returning to the continuous malthusian trap it existed in up until the industrial revolution. Of course high IQ people reproducing contributes to \"overpopulation\", but only slightly since there are not very many with an IQ above 120 and these are the people who built modern civilization and are best placed to ensure humanity does not return to a malthusian trap. The \"chuds\" are right. It is obvious to anyone unclouded by normy virtue signalling to see the forest for the trees even if they don't fully understand what is happening. The fat stupid hick yelling \"NIGGER\" is more perceptive than the neo-marxist sociology professor. Cherish him."}
+{"text":"the low IQ races are breeding like rabbits Even the few shitholes left with high birth rates (of which half don't even reach adulthood before dying to malaria as child soldiers under General Big Boobs) are experiencing steady drops in fertility."}
+{"text":"Who cares? Africans will all migrate to europe and white countries in general, the rest of the world will be fine"}
+{"text":"What makes women adapt to abduction, subjugation and slavery so quickly and to take personal advantage of it so easily? Is it just in their biology? Lalla Balqis An English slave concubine in Morocco, whose original name is unknown, who was kidnapped by Barbary pirates in 1685. She was favored by the sultan, and she was allowed to act as a middlewoman in diplomacu with English diplomats and traders. English ambassador is known to have given her diplomatic gifts after Morocco and Great Britain made a peace treaty in 1721. Marthe Franceschini A Genoan woman kidnapped by corsairs and sold slavery in North Africa in 1766. She ended up as a legal wife of a sultan, and was trusted to be in contact with Europeans. Helen Gloag A Scottish woman kidnapped by Barbary pirates in 1769. She was in the same sultan's harem with Marthe Franceschini and also was made into his legal wife. She was able to write home and his brother was allowed to visit her in Morocco, where she she was living a good life and became a small celebrity in Scotland. Jeanne Lanternier French woman, whose family were among the first French to settle in Algeria. She was kidnapped by desert bandits in 36 and was gifted to the sultan of Morocco. She was eventually allowed to travel to France for a visit in 1855, and she chose to return to her husband in Morocco. She was however killed in a harem power struggle shortly after."}
+{"text":"They had no real rights and were property in most societies for most of history, anon. Slavery was worse, yes, but slavery to royalty wasn't a huge change. BUT HOW DO THEV TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT Hot, charismatic people who fuck good and are fun to be around do this all the time. Men do this to women, too. You just can't conceive of it because you're a neckbeard."}
+{"text":"so easily 4 examples Anyway, my answer is that human beings are naturally ordered towards good and hence evil deeds require actual work against conscience and so on. Hence, even people who grew accustomed to evil such as warfare, kidnappings, slavery etc will prefer natural relationships to relationships based solely on violence, when possible. Hence, as in these cases, sultans would rather try to charm these women and be on good terms with them, which enabled these women to use their charisma, beauty and so on to improve their situation."}
+{"text":"Based Double plus unbased"}
+{"text":"iberians are nonwhite moor rapebabies with negroid admixture"}
+{"text":"schopenhauer said it, women have no sense of justice, even when it concerns their own welfare, you can literally teach a woman to accept rape as shameful, i mean this is what societies did till they gained the vote"}
+{"text":"be Afro-American and Afro-Caribbean slaves gain freedom migrate to settle Liberia instantly set up a Dixie styled segregated society with you as the privileged masters and local Indigenous tribes as the underclass your descendants mostly start leaving the country with their money once the tribal Africans are admitted in the politics and start gaining power the nation implodes because every tribe wants to put their people into the new master class in Monrovia Was there any ways they could have not fucked Liberia up?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, invite White people to rule."}
+{"text":"They should have kept the inland expansion to minimum to keep the black settler population proportionally as high as possible, but they tried to larp African manifest destiny as much as they tried to larp southern plantation masters and kept adding tribal lands to the Liberian map."}
+{"text":"They would need to convince the US to be more invested in Liberia."}
+{"text":"Lemme tell you about how James Brown used his band members as slave labor on his Georgia mansion."}
+{"text":"how do you drop a bunch of culturally illiterate former slaves and expect them to know how to govern multiple tribes that have their own form of coexistence, black americans are one of the most culturally ignorant groups especially when it comes to africa because they believe all black people are the same, lmao, even more than whites, that's why africans don't like them"}
+{"text":"Historically speaking, why was Bolshevism so much superior to nazism?"}
+{"text":"erm, why is sending cavalry armed with shovels a bad idea if its working??? Slavs will do this, dying in the literal tens of millions solely for bureaucratic incompetence, then screech because Hitler killed a few million of them. Like Ivan, you were never going to live anyway."}
+{"text":"And yet they kicked asses. Slav shovel chavalry > All nazi aryan might combined and with first strike"}
+{"text":"Slavic Bolshevism is like an unstoppable tide that crushes all adversaries"}
+{"text":"rope sage etc"}
+{"text":"bolshevism is jewish - there's nothing slavic about it, never was, never will be"}
+{"text":"is a superpower couldn’t defeat the small country of North Korea in the 1950s couldn’t defeat the small country of Vietnam in the 1960s and 1970s Maybe the U.S should stay out of future wars if they can’t even defeat small countries"}
+{"text":"u gotta stick around forever after u win, it sucks we don't like these places"}
+{"text":"Russia will take in 10 million Ukrainians as a consequence of their military actions America will take in 30 million Venezuelans checkmate ziggers"}
+{"text":"Raping and killing little brown kids ain't good for the psyche"}
+{"text":"America couldn't defeat a battle-hardened army filled with fresh veterans of a decade long war. America did pretty good since they immediately de-armed their army a majority of the troops in Korea were new recruits."}
+{"text":"There is none people in the military are mostly young men young men have higher suicide rates the military doesn't actually have higher suicide rates once you control for age/sex."}
+{"text":"Most are familiar with this image of “Nazis Burning Books,” but did you know the largest book destroying event in the world, was carried out by the US post World War 2? Specifically it was carried out by Zionist Jews William Paley, and Billy Wilder. Jews pulped over 30k different German books. When Germans were destroying Jew books, they were destroying trans pornography. When Jews were destroying German books, it was books warning about Jews…"}
+{"text":"When Germans were destroying Jew books, they were destroying trans pornography. Das rite. KEK"}
+{"text":"Maybe you have a better idea of context, but this won't be the case for other people, especially one with diametrically opposed views on 4chan who isn't here to discuss grammar and rhetoric. Effective communication does not necessarily mean the ideal."}
+{"text":"I agree that I could have phrased it with increased specificity. Anyway, the other anon seems to have understood what I meant now after our little detour."}
+{"text":"You fags will really grasp at anything. Next up: \"All medieval actors in England playing female roles were actually trans, chud!\" followed by an all new \"All male friends in 1200's Hungarian paintings were actually gay, chud!\""}
+{"text":"Black Baptist Church Have you been Christed out of your germ pagan fagottery yet?"}
+{"text":"Sire PLEASE it's been 20 years Italy is a post-apocalytic wasteland, MILLIONS are dead, the plague is ravaging our cities, Rome has been sacked 3 times and is now a smoking ruin, the people of Italy are resorting to cannibalism to survive, PLEASE I beg you PLEASE just accept the next peace offering! *demonic voice activation* SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE"}
+{"text":"our troops have been reduced by large desertions to the Goths. I wonder what reactions had those desertors after watching Belisarius won against all odds."}
+{"text":"The ultimate course of the war probably didn't greatly concern them when they defected for want of money, and Belisarius was recalled after that request without further successes."}
+{"text":"Justinian passed a lot of anti-Jewish laws."}
+{"text":"Belisarius never succeeded in Italy. It was Narses that did it like a full fucking decade after Belisarius retired from that command."}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"I think Adam applies to any philosophising creature"}
+{"text":"2250 all countries run by vatican send astronauts to the crab nebula to convert the crab people they already have jesus crab jesus mfw i burn in hell because i didn't believe in crab jesus"}
+{"text":"It isn’t brought up frequently but some catholic saints like St Francis were said to preach to animals (birds and bears in his case) so that implies that animas have sentience of some kind and enough to be converted to Catholicism. That’s going off of your church’s saints mind you"}
+{"text":"I think I know God's mind Prideful"}
+{"text":"Goodbyes hurt the most when the story was not finished."}
+{"text":"Were they Ancient though? They look Ancient but I always thought the Aztecs etc all developed quite late."}
+{"text":"The Aztecs themselves only came about in the middle ages, but they're not as big a part of mesoamerican history as a lot of people seem to think, theyre just the most famous. Civilization in Mesoamerica goes back to around 1600BC, at least that's the currently accepted number but its being challenged a lot. It comes from the old view that the Olmecs were the birth of all mesoamerican civilization, but now we know before the Olmecs in west mexico there was large stone structures, complex crafts, much more sophisticated agriculture than the Olmecs, etc"}
+{"text":"No, I haven't, sell me on it."}
+{"text":"just check it out, seriously, skim the pdf or something just crazy stuff, a wild era of history"}
+{"text":"Hard to feel sorry for a group of demon worshipping human sacrificing psychopaths."}
+{"text":"there is something beautiful with the idea of fighting to the last man, to rather commit national suicide then surrender. was solano lopez the most based leader latin america has ever had?"}
+{"text":"Go back to Mexico."}
+{"text":"was solano lopez the most based leader latin america has ever had? He was a retard. Paraguay had a population that rivalred Argentina at the time, and in terms of mobilized men a much greater army, he could have ignored Brazil and Uruguay altogether and carved his way through Corrientes and into the Rio de la Plata to secure access to the Atlantic Ocean*, but he chose to wage war on all three countries at the same time and ruined his nation. During the Triple Alliance War, Brazil fielded 139,000 troops, Argentina fielded 30,000, and Uruguay 5,583.... against a combined troop strenght of 300,000 for Paraguay. If he had focused all his efforts Southwards and avoided Brazil he might have had a chance. Although Argentina did fight Brazil to a stalemate during the Cisplatine War before despite the low population, so it's not a given, but he had a much better chance playing South American Napoleon if he had done that. * In fact I did that in Vicky 2, original research donut steel"}
+{"text":"Patriotic buzzwords & propaganda is what it is"}
+{"text":"Imagine if they had 20 guys like this."}
+{"text":"be genghis conquer like 80% of asia ransacked even china fucked 82161092741women and 3 dudes die empire collapses and has no lasting impact what did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Same shit as Alexander. Dude just wanted to conquer everything known and live adventures"}
+{"text":"\"Mankind has sinned. If man had not sinned then God would not have sent a plague like me unto the earth.\" ~ Temujin of tribe Borjigin He was sent to punish the Chinese and Muslim world."}
+{"text":"And then his grandkids became fat wine drunkard Muslims and Chinaboos"}
+{"text":"the real empire is the friends we made along the way"}
+{"text":"funny, the more you know about them, the more you hate them."}
+{"text":"there are two kinds of people you can't hate; those that make you laugh, and those that purge Italia of Goths"}
+{"text":"Italians allied with the Goths to kick the Greeks out tho"}
+{"text":"wopentines plunged italy into the dark ages"}
+{"text":"USA only starts getting powerful on the world stage and the world superpower, richest country in the world after the 1800s immigration of the Germans, Irish, Italians, Jews and Polish. Basically a bunch of non wasp/anglo peoples. Lol, nativists BTFO never to recover"}
+{"text":"So if jews are so pro-immigration, pro-nigger, pro-communism etc. etc. everything the alt-right bitches about 24/7, 365 then how come they were essentially Apartheid South Africa's ONLY allies and suppliers during the UN shitlist days? The rest of the globe cut ties and weapon shipments while the Israelis strengthened their relationship and cooperation. Apartheid South Africa was a white nationalist breeding ground for nazi group types and full of master/slave race rhetoric. How does any of this make any sense?"}
+{"text":"Yeah? Where's white-minority government Apartheid South Africa now?"}
+{"text":"What would be atheist or secular humanist response to the Jewish question?"}
+{"text":"and the Jew part?"}
+{"text":"When the implications of evolution are accepted, Jews should be seen as a distinct genetic group with their own unique intrinsic behaviors. If those behaviors clash with a host society, the host society shouldn't hesitate to seek separation and removal in order to preserve order and peace."}
+{"text":"I've heard the good old \"muh only democracy in Middle-East\" and its variations like \"muh treatment of women\" a lot from secular cuckservatives as a defense for their zionism."}
+{"text":"Religion is retarded, and that includes Judaism. Their practice of infant genital mutilation should be banned."}
+{"text":"Putting \"muh\" in front of a true statement is not an argument."}
+{"text":"1933: The Jews declare war on Germany 1936: The Olympic Games are held in Berlin; it seems the world might follow Germany's example 1939: World War II begins What happened?"}
+{"text":"1933: The Jews declare war on Germany Uh idk if this actually how it went down bruh"}
+{"text":": The Jews declare war on Germany What happened? they took power in germany in 34' and then lead it to suicide"}
+{"text":"Would it be morally bad to nuke a city if i gain material wealth from the action?"}
+{"text":"Depends on the city"}
+{"text":"lost both world wars has the world’s 3rd largest economy How is this?"}
+{"text":"They broke down because of rushed production, poor crew training and lack of material. Obviously the tanks still had mechanical flaws outside of these external factors, but on paper with a properly trained crew most big tanks were reliable enough to be fielded in proper combat."}
+{"text":"It's called reality, poltardo nazicel Even their World War I war debts were ''postponed'' until re-unification"}
+{"text":"The Germans didn't have any equivalent to the Sherman, the most mass produced armored vehicles were Stugs which are not even considered armored vehicles. By late 1944, over 8.000 Panzer IV's have been produced and almost 6.000 Panthers. While on paper it might show a slight numerical superiority of Panzer IV's, you have to consider that the Panzer IV has entered production in 1937 with wildly different models throughout the war (and many of which were destroyed before the Americans set a foot on Durope Europe) while the Panther first entered production in early 1943."}
+{"text":"You ignore the Soviets dismantling German industry, you ignore that Germany lost all of its colonies after WW1, you ignore that Germany lost a Quarter of its original territory, you ignore that millions of German POW's were used as force labour in foreign Territory, you ignore the patents and technology being confiscated, you ignore the Liquidation of Assets, you ignore that all German cities were reduced to Rubble and the Billions of Reperations Germany pays to the Jews to this very day. Not Germany's problem your pathetic shitstain of a nation cannot compete with it, that's a skill issue on your behalf"}
+{"text":"Besides, I'm not a Nazi, quite the opposite actually. The Nazis considered French and British to be equal to the Germans and Jews to be inferior. I think Jews are a bigger benefit for the white race than the frogfuckers and Islandapes who doomed Eurpe to become an American vassal because they couldn't peacefully economically compete with the Germans."}
+{"text":"This is objectively where Man peaked."}
+{"text":"Boga nye-ACK!!!!"}
+{"text":"So, angels, and I mean what I say, you wanna finish this off? I can or cant be assed, the choice might be yours. You're gonna run in trouble sooner or later...."}
+{"text":"I told you: go and be merry or fight. You'll eventually face trouble, if you wanna duke it out, fine, but you could just live on and share with your remaining friends some lols. I assure you it's the same to me."}
+{"text":"Nimrod the 'First Atheist', the 'First ÜberChad'. I kneel."}
+{"text":"Nimrod was a rephaim, so he was probably a nigger, or at least a brownoid."}
+{"text":"Consider the ideologies right-wingers like the most: Christianity Started a bunch of wars, thus killing millions of Whites Confederacy Wanted to keep Blacks in America; started a war killing hundreds of thousands of Whites Nazism Declared half of Europe inferior and killed tens of millions of Whites in just 6 years Conservatism/Neocon/Capitalism Imports immigrants because of GDP worship Ziggerism Killed hundreds of thousands of Whites; actually far deadlier than the Muslim immigrants in Europe Miggerism About to start WW3 against White nations over a useless block of ice Compared to all of these, Liberalism seems the most White-friendly, ironically enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I dunno, Chang, show what you believe and let's compare."}
+{"text":"Obsessed Saaaar Post nose"}
+{"text":"Before Hart-Celler America used to be an infinite reservoir of sexy Aryan goddesses. Thankfully we have old Hollywood films as a historical record so we can coom"}
+{"text":"Think of how many such beautiful blonde females were claimed by non-white males since 1965. How fewer of these females exist in the world now, conquered by black, brown and yellow cock."}
+{"text":"Why is this website like this? Honestly"}
+{"text":"70 million dead, fought for nothing over nothing World War II was the most ultimately pointless conflict in human history, and it followed the second most pointless (World War I). countries decided hey, lets just fucking go to war because we're stupid and it'll be the answer to us trying to find a meaning in life after industrializing the world no stakes changed nothing meant nothing Peasant revolts in 11th-century feudal medieval Europe were more significant and rational than this soulless retarded war."}
+{"text":"They had to get it on."}
+{"text":"Idk really know what to think of this story"}
+{"text":"posts the edited version hivan alert"}
+{"text":"state collapses into a hellscape that makes madmax look like utopia shovel cavalry is the primary mode of warfare greatest leader was a racial alien who died in his own piss literally because he had no friends"}
+{"text":"uh oh melty"}
+{"text":"200 years of French colonization No one speak french today, or care about france at all, most didn't even know france rule their country for so long. 30 years of Partial US occupation Most of the country speak english as second language Diaspora in US is important and have political weight that's important to benefict vietnam Almost all important officials have American collage degrees Most belive \"achtually Ho chi minh wasn't a communist, he was more of a nationalist!\" droping death the commie narrative How? what kind of Stockholm syndrome is this?"}
+{"text":"ESL English has been the most important language for business, academia, and technology for decades now. Diaspora The diaspora are mostly refugees from the American-supported South Vietnam. They are only politically relevant in a single county in California, though. College degrees US universities are the best in the world. Ho Chi Minh That's only to save face for HCM. Everyone knows capitalism is making Vietnam rich but they don't want to completely ignore why HCM fought."}
+{"text":"Not a real thing, Chang"}
+{"text":"algeria french senegal angola and mozambique cape I don't count small resupplying ports along the coast as colonies since there were like 100 whites living there before the scramble"}
+{"text":"Found the projecting British faggot."}
+{"text":"Morocco was for people who wanted to fuck boys."}
+{"text":"It's full of false teachings like praying to saints and to Mary. Papal infallibility is elevating the pope to God. Works based salvation isn't Biblical. Going to confession isn't Biblical either. None of this is in the Bible. Going to hell over a mortal sin isn't Biblical. Orthodox are not Biblical too. They are also idolators and believe in false things like confession. Only Protestants are Christians period."}
+{"text":"It shouldn't be Catholics and the Catholic church has been totally corrupted for centuries. It started well but it's completely eroded. Read John Adams letter to Thomas Jefferson May 1816. Many founders of america warned of their takeover. Whether you like it or not, America was founded by protestants for protestants because catholics kept butchering Bible Believers. Bartholomew day masacure... And many of the american founders warned of Jesuit takeover. Today they have succeded. Heinrich Himmler, leader of the NAZI SS, said himself he believed himself to be the next Iqnatious Lyola, and structured the SS after the Jesuit Order. All the nazi brass, roman catholic. Today, the same is true with the american military. 6/9 supreme court justices catholic. Majority of senate and congress and goveners catholic. Trump himself went to a jesuit school. Trumps son eric is on the board of George Town the jesuit university. His vice president is openly catholic. Everyone knows somethings rotten in america, the answer is satan has finally devoured america with his catholicism. And america will fall. We were a country founded on God from the first mayflower. Now catholicism has festered and replaces our God fearing military with a pagan romanist jesuitical farce. Guidons, marches, creeds, respect or rank rahrer than of person... You want the real reason the military is in such shambles, jesuits."}
+{"text":"You do realize there is a difference between offering up prayers to and worshiping, right? They don't worship mary or saints just include prayers to them Damn you people are so fucking stupid when you spout these gotchas and show how nothing you know"}
+{"text":"Your religion was created by a charlatan trying to make a quick buck on the side. Your Christ is a self insert fanfic."}
+{"text":"I thought America was founded by Freemasons?"}
+{"text":"Praying to saints is idolatry Idolatry is worship. Talking to saints, regardless if here or in heaven, doesn't constitute worship. Nicene Creed Where is any of what you just wrote in the Bible though? Various parts in various places. I don't get my beliefs from online posters ... No, you get them from Early Christians whom you unconditionally trust in writing the Bible but the Creed seems to be too far. KJV which is the most accurate source for the Bible in English. Not really relevant to me. It's James 5:16, and in the received text it says \"faults\" (παραπτώματα) not \"sins\" (ἁμαρτία). Great news to those, whose sins aren't faults. Never seen such a person."}
+{"text":"What do you think Europe's border's should look like. Use whatever reasons you want to decide those borders (historical reasons, geography, national grudges or aesthetics)."}
+{"text":"Egypt For most of its history Cyrenaica was part of the various Egyptian Kingdoms Africa A LARP of Cartaghe/Roman Province of Africa Corsica Biologically and linguistically italians. Much more than sardinians"}
+{"text":"Map looks like it was made by a 5-year old with zero understanding of European history or culture. Poland lumped up with Baltics even tho this was never the case. At least put Estonia together with the Nordics since they are essentially Finns. Poland doesnt own Lviv despite being a Polish city. Poland controls Belarus despite the fact that Belarus is more Russian than anything. Austria-Hungary exists despite the fact that no one wanted it and was doomed to die as soon as nationalism become a thing in European mindset. Serbia-Albania-Bulgaria-Greece being a single country despite the fact that they have virtually nothing in common. Which is funny cause the map heavily suggests that nationalism is a driving force when Germany, Netherlands and Italy are unified. Spain and Portugal being a single country despite the fact that no one wants this, and it has been terminated every time it was ever attempted."}
+{"text":"work in progress"}
+{"text":"ZIONISM BUT REEKJEET Why are euroids like this?"}
+{"text":"The \"Carthage\" nation is actually a alt-hist scenario in which the normans managed to keep their state in north Africa. Estonia looks ugly if its lumped with the nordics. Austria-Hungary could absolutely have survived had they been proactive in centralizing their country through the 19th Century. The nation in the balkans (greece and all South slavs) could also easily have happened had Byzantium crushed the bulgars and assimilated them or if the bulgarians conquered Byzantium and proclaimed themselves they new rome. Spain and Portugal also easily could have remained a loosr union had Spain not had inbred Habsburgs on the throne or had Miguel de la Paz lived to adulthood."}
+{"text":"Did Hitler had any good reason for killing his best friend other than Himmler and Göring whining about getting rid of Röhm all day? Was Röhm actually trying to get more power? Or Adolf was just being a bitch nigga?"}
+{"text":"He was planning on having gay sex."}
+{"text":"He thought that Hitler was a giant, ideologically unsound, pussy for taking the Nazi party into the elections. According to Rohm 'real fascist' would have just kicked in the doors to the Reichstag, announced that they were in charge now, and then shot anybody who had a problem with that. He was dreaming of doing basically that with the SA as soon as he saw his moment. That made him a threat to Hitler's power, a potentially more ideologically 'pure' pole within the party that looked down on Hitler as a leader - exactly the sort of thing a Dictator cannot ever tolerate if they want to live longer than weeks. It's the same reason that Communist dictators slaughter the most fervant part of their base as soon as they can after coming to power."}
+{"text":"Him and the SA were giving Nazis a bad look as just a bunch of street thugs who beat communists in the streets, so they had to clean up their public image by purging him. Notice how Hitler's popularity really skyrocketed after the Night of the Long Knives--before the Nazis were thought of as kooks by most of Germany. Even though Hitler was trying to impress the industrialist/conservative class, they wrote him off as too radical until the last minute, when they thought they could control him in a wider coalition"}
+{"text":"How would our world change?"}
+{"text":"Judging by Indian quality in IT, these planes would have broken down on their first flight. Just look at how disastrously bad the typically jeet Windows 11 is."}
+{"text":"The air was electric at the stadium which held the games of the 1936 Olympics. Spectators cheering, lights blaring and the peak of human performance competing…. But still. The only thing Der Fuhrer heard was the deep, rich baritone voice of Jesse Owens. The only thing he saw was the thick bulge in his pants… Hitler was rocking back in forth in his seat in excitement…. The taboo. But he just couldnt help himself…. He had to have him. Now. He had to think of something quickly. Jesse's race began. As expected he completely dominated the ytboi \"runners\" due to his superior African genetics. Seeing his precious aryan \"master\" race be completely sissified and defeated made Hitler feel…. strange…. Strange but not bad. It made him feel…. Pure lust. Enough… Hitler had to stop this! Hitler at once got up and yelled \"ENOUGH! THIS BABOON HAS MADE A MOCKERY OF THE GAMES FOR LONG ENOUGH!\" As he tried to drag the stud away into a dark alley. Jesse was about to resist, but Hitler flashed him a smile and copped his member. At this, Jesse lost all control. He instantly ripped Hitler's garb off and began to FUCK him as hard as he could. They fucked like animals abandoning all sense and ignoring all that was around them. Only thinking about one thing. Breeding. The feeble attempts of the white athletes to wrestle Jesse off of Hitler only served to make the German spectators feel…. Strange as well….. It made them feel hot. The women ovulated and the men had hands free ejaculations. This was their leader, their Fuhrer. Destined to lead the aryan race to greatness…. And here he was reduced to a plaything of…. of an animal! All eyes were on them as Hitler and Jesse ejaculated at the same time. 1/2"}
+{"text":"That was 3 months ago. Ever since then Hitler has been televising his daily BLACKED sessions. Aryan men are required to wear clitty cages. And every German household is required to host at least 1 black bull. Aryan women are randomly sent to breeding camps to be impregnated by black men, the white men are sterilized and bred into submission. The SS has been replaced with an all black BNWO elite enforcer squadron. Not that they are even needed anymore. Germany does not resist, but fully submits to it's new black masters. All they do nowadays is patrol the streets for a nice thick cut of white meat to fuck. This is…. Germany's BLACK future. 2/2"}
+{"text":"you dont get it goy, usury is a good thing"}
+{"text":"If you have all that money you could just own the means of production yourself Yes it's literally what I said. I won't lend you money when I can use that money to make more $$$ myself. So why should I lend it to you for free? Are you dumb? Too lazy to read what I wrote slowly and try to reflect on it?"}
+{"text":"No, I think you’re just a person with some kind of personality disorder and an above average IQ looking to be right. Like I said, at least if you own it directly then the exploitation is more in your face and no one has to make up fairy tale economic theories as to why it’s acceptable to give loans with high APRs to 18 year olds."}
+{"text":"fairy tale economic theories Opportunity cost is not a fairy tale economic theory, it's literally how everyone makes decisions. You act all high and mighty but you wouldn't loan money to a stranger at zero interest. Pretending interest rates are some obscure hocus pocus to rob money from people is peak economic illiteracy. Time. Has. Value."}
+{"text":"This. The Medici funded the Renaissance with Usury and absolutely noone gives a shit."}
+{"text":"eyyy, whadoya think a am? Somekinda kike? No, my are loans interest-free, it issa just that-a if you pay late we fine you a percentage of the original sum. And if you pay on time we'll blacklist you. Who are ya gonna to then, the Jews? Fuggedaboudit."}
+{"text":"Ancient North Eurasians likely had very tall noses. Nothing mongoloid about them."}
+{"text":"Most likely Oldest K2 is from Europe. Tianyuan was a Bacho Kiro (European) / Onge mutt. Proto-Europeans with haplo K2 raped Onge negritos and produced East Asians. The Tianyuan lineage can be modeled as a Paleolithic admixture of an Onge-like source from Southeast Asia (c. 61%) and a deeply diverged East Eurasian source associated with the IUP movements into Siberia (c. 39%), which were distantly related to the Bacho Kiro cave remains.[14][11][15][13] An earlier model estimated around 64% ancestry related to Eastern Asians and 36% ancestry represented by the deeply diverged Ust'-Ishim man, who represents an \"early leaf on the East Eurasian tree\", close to a trifurication between West and East Eurasians.[16][13] Ancient and modern East Asians derive most of their ancestry from an Onge-related population (76–79%), with additional gene flow from a Tianyuan-related population (21–24%). Around 22,000 to 26,000 years ago, the Tianyuan cluster was replaced by East Asian-like ancestry.[11][15][25]"}
+{"text":"Bacho kiro cave remains = Ancient east eurasians that migrated to eastern europe, most likely fucking ancient european women and cucking tiny west eurasian peckers Phylogenetic data suggests that an early Initial Upper Paleolithic wave (at least 45,000 years ago) \"ascribed to a population movement with uniform genetic features and material culture\" (Ancient East Eurasians) dispersed throughout Eurasia, with one of its main branches (dubbed as East Eurasian Core; EEC) using a dispersal route along the southern coastline of Asia, where they subsequently diverged rapidly into the ancestors of Australasians (Oceanians), the Ancient Ancestral South Indians (AASI), as well as Andamanese and East/Southeast Asians (ESEA), although Papuans may have also received some geneflow from an earlier group (xOoA), around 2%, next to additional archaic admixture in the Sahul region. Deeply diverged Ancient East Eurasian lineages associated with the spread of IUP-affiliated material culture along an early 'northern route' into eastern Europe (Bacho Kiro Cave and Peștera cu Oase), Central Asia (Ust'-Ishim man), and Siberia (Kara-Bom, etc.), as well as Northwest China, did contribute only little or no ancestry to modern East Asians, which instead were found to descend primarily from the southern route wave."}
+{"text":"Bacho kiro cave remains = Ancient east eurasians They went exinct in Europe while their Eastern cousins raped Onges to produce East Asians. That's why they share more alleles with modern East Asians, who can be modelled as 90% Onge + Bacho Kiro (Europeans)."}
+{"text":"Nothing mongoloid about them. Exactly. If you make a pre-Yamnaya model for Europe, you realize how ANE-heavy we are. This goes back before the following intermarriages: ANE+WHG -> EHG EHG+CHG -> Yamnaya Yamnaya+EEF+WHG -> us Given the CHG contamination, the ANEs were probably more robust than we are."}
+{"text":"ANE wasnt from Tianyuan, Tianyuan is the product of the uncle of ANE which is why he is about 1/3 crown and 2/3 east Eurasian."}
+{"text":"In Cheek v. United States (1991) the Supreme Court ruled that a man who had been charged with tax evasion was not guilty of any wrongdoing if he failed to file his tax returns based on inability to understand them, but it was however not justifiable to refuse to file tax returns based on the idea that a tax was unlawful or unconstitutional. The plaintiff, John Cheek, had been serving as an American Airlines pilot since the early 1970s. Beginning in 1980, he had stopped filing Federal income tax returns and claimed up to 60 allowances on his Form W-4 witholding statement submitted to his employer. During the mid-1980s, Cheek also filed four different civil suits in re: the Federal income tax. His claims included the argument that he was not legally a taxpayer, wages did not count as income, the 16th Amendment did not apply to taxing the income of individuals, and that it was also unenforceable. However, the courts rejected all of Cheek's arguments. He also attended two trials of individuals charged with tax evasion. Cheek was eventually himself charged with failure to file tax returns for six years starting in 1980 and tax evasion for three of them."}
+{"text":"while in many US states we still have to fight to even feed the kids Because if we did the minorities would just abuse it and turn it into a scam. It would be just like with the Somalis in Minnesota. I'm forced to conclude that they are why we can't have nice things more often than not."}
+{"text":"Treating business and people as if they are legally interchangeable or undifferentiable is dehumanizing and unethical. No, it's just a way to get more taxes."}
+{"text":"if Heritage released an index with Haiti at the top, it'd be clear that their ideology is a disaster, so they don't do that. Instead, they define \"economic freedom\" in a way where rich countries score high and poor countries don't, even if that means including metrics irrelevant to their policy preferences or ignoring ways in which places like Singapore differ dramatically from their ideology."}
+{"text":"Lol he got btfo by this"}
+{"text":"conservatism is when you worship banks"}
+{"text":"Low value Inner Mongolian lands with nobody living on them. Little support from the USSR because Stalin thinks the Kuomintang will win anyway. Fights a behemoth actively supported by the US. How did they lose?"}
+{"text":"You spend all the time of 4chan coping about your Soviet and Morrcan Goumier rapegrandfathers I'm not here most of the time. I only show up once in a while You are here every time I show up and actively search for any posts mentioning the glorious Moroccan and Soviet mass raped of your grandmothers Stalin's multi ethnic army gang raped millions of Germans and Japanese and humiliated your entire race Japan mass exported teenage girl Japanese prostitutes (karayuki-san) to China and other places in Asia at the time Chinese leader Sun Yatsen had two Japanese teenage concubines, Kaoru Otsuki and Haru Asada. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"communists consistently fuck up their countries worse than non-communists hurr durr I can't connect dots ok"}
+{"text":"Bro, when I went to China back as a 20 year old, I sexed more Chinese women than you’ll ever sex in your entire life. Chinese women are very, very easy for a mid+ European guy. You’re delusional. The Mote and the Beam,"}
+{"text":"What can you tell me about Singapore, Hongkong and Macau? The three of them come off as shitholes for laundering money to me. How did they come to be sovereign states? What did they have to deal with? What industry made them who they are and what the people living there do to tell themselves they want to keep living another day in those countries."}
+{"text":"Are you red aussie or brown leafs"}
+{"text":"What about their current way of living? They can't be 100% dependent on prostitution and casinos are they? What do tourists get for example, in Singapore, that they don't get anywhere else in the world? (Every fucking country has resort cities at this point). What do the average citizen work as in those places? I can't imagine they're all happy, aside from grifters."}
+{"text":"we're unhappy depressed slaves that won't do shit because we're ugly brown subhumans, stay away from singapore, it's literally a dystopian city state"}
+{"text":"They're port cities, they do a lot of shipping and international trade and multinationals plop down their Asian headquarters there."}
+{"text":"stay away from Singapore My beloved country is literally getting turned into Singapore and makes me want to kill myself. I guess that's it. I have to leave. The other thing is that I don't know how to research countries or know what to expect to go wrong in the next one."}
+{"text":"It's over, we're gonna live in a horrible degenerate oligarchy forever now."}
+{"text":"we're gonna live that is optimistic take anon"}
+{"text":"Having good intentions doesn't make you moral or benevolent. Prisons are full of people with good intentions."}
+{"text":"Inmates convicted of sex offenses, particularly child sex abusers, often occupy the lowest status in the prison hierarchy, frequently facing severe stigmatization, isolation, and threats of violence from the general inmate population. While officially protected by policies like the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA), these offenders often experience \"vigilante\" justice or are ostracized About those good intentions. They're white knights."}
+{"text":"Pretty insane that not one but two whole continents are named after just some guy. I get a city or even a country having his name, but two continents? Come on now."}
+{"text":"The natives actually called it Amaruka. The Amerigo thing is BS"}
+{"text":"Unironically way more soulful. New Zealand should also be renamed to Aotearoa. I mean, imagine if Australia kept the dogshit name \"New Holland\"."}
+{"text":"I think it's fair Euros get to name it, as there are thousands of native languages in the Americas (a few of which were in fact written pre-contact; the Spanish found Mayan codices to burn) and Euros who figured out it was one continent among many and first conceptualized it as a whole However, they should've picked a better name. Vespucci wasn't even a major explorer."}
+{"text":"bro, it was vespucci who was the first one to figure out that it was one continent. you're contradicting yourself. nobody has a better claim, especially not that idiot columbus."}
+{"text":"Should've named it Vinland"}
+{"text":"why do muslims make fun of christians having different splits when they have shia and sunni splits?"}
+{"text":"Pastor Bob Typical classist tradlarper, how Christlike."}
+{"text":"Ridiculously ignorant take. Try reading a few pages of European history next time"}
+{"text":"Mainstream Shiis is Twelver which is very far from Sunnism, Zaydi are basically exotic Sunnis but they are only in Yemen and the Houthis are moving towards the Iranian position because of geopolitical BS"}
+{"text":"They are still fighting over something that (if it was recorded accurately) happened more than 1400 years ago. I don't get it."}
+{"text":"Should Christians stop hating Jews because it was 2000 years ago?"}
+{"text":"When did you realize that he was right?"}
+{"text":"He was right in the sense that he jumped in front of a gun to justify a self-defence situation. Europe pre-Hitler was literally hyperborea"}
+{"text":"he was right that when he lost Europe would be flooded with blacks and browns He didn't say that."}
+{"text":"Racism was seen as perfectly normal everywhere back then. It was taking racism to the level of mass genocide by this imbecile that made it taboo."}
+{"text":"The only right thing this faggot did was killing himself."}
+{"text":"after my big milkers gf broke up with me"}
+{"text":"The baron of Holbach. This guy dropped a thousand page book on natural philosophy where he argued for the full on non-existence of god. This was in 1770, it was possibly the first time this had ever happened. Needless to say the book instantly gained extreme notoriety and garnered dozens of responses and refutations from all over Europe, though it also had fans such as the English poet Shelley who was utterly convinced by the contents of the book and immediately began work on an English translation. It even drew a response from Frederick the Great, king of Prussia, who commented: When one speaks in public he should consider the delicacy of superstitious ears; he should not shock anybody; he should wait till the time is sufficiently enlightened to let him think out loud."}
+{"text":"Retardations They have no idea of anything either; does that make everything fake?"}
+{"text":"He only did it while hidden behind a few pseudonyms, to be fair. But then again, still one of the first people to make a good case."}
+{"text":"Athiesm is the rejection of God or religion. All babies are born agnostic and with original sin, which is why they must be baptized."}
+{"text":"Today i learn that poland is christian saudi arabia"}
+{"text":"From a christian perspective, you're right. But atheism literally means without god. A baby has no knowledge of religion, nor affiliation, making them atheistic"}
+{"text":"God what a mess"}
+{"text":"not even close, it's about restoring medieval borders, but with the identities and ethnic maps formed during the ottomans ;) it's as schizo as it gets"}
+{"text":"Most of the Balkan ethnicities did exist during the Middle Ages, the ones that didn't are the exception rather than the norm."}
+{"text":"half of the countries in the balkans didn't even exist as an idea up until the 18th century. are you two from the balkans? you must be because there is no way anybody else could be this confused about this"}
+{"text":"God what a mess"}
+{"text":"of course I'm balk and I understand it better than you, it's a palimpsest of almost any brand of identity you can think of and perfectly unsolvable, it's gonna be war again soon and nothing will be solved. again."}
+{"text":"'The Morgenthau Plan' was a proposal to weaken Germany following World War II by eliminating its arms industry and civilian industry. This included the removal or destruction of all industrial plants and equipment in the Ruhr and included deporting millions of Germans to various labour camps across Europe to serve as war reparations mainly in the Soviet Union, French Empire, United States and British Empire. It was first proposed by United States secretary of the treasury Henry Morgenthau Jr. in a 1944 memorandum entitled Suggested Post-Surrender Program for Germany. While the Morgenthau Plan had some influence until 10 July 1947 (adoption of JCS 1779) on Allied planning for the occupation of Germany, it was not adopted. An investigation by Herbert Hoover concluded the plan was unworkable, and would result in up to 25 million Germans dying from starvation."}
+{"text":"It should have been done. Less whites and less anti-Semites in the world is always a good thing."}
+{"text":"The Morganthau plan didn't involve eradicating Pomerania or all of Silesia so it was actually more mild than what was implemented"}
+{"text":"Optimistic, tolerant, LGBT friendly, \"Kumbaya\" Secular Humanism is a worse fraud and more destructive than any religion and I'm tired of pretending it's not."}
+{"text":"Read some interviews on the topic. Einstein didn't even understand Spinoza and was clearly invoking him for cultural reasons."}
+{"text":"theists aren't united in not being atheists ???"}
+{"text":"you lost goy"}
+{"text":"Averroes is there"}
+{"text":"How did the concept of amazon or shield maiden ever come to be?"}
+{"text":"In tribal warfare common in Scythian, Celtic and Nordic societies, you often needed all the available bodies from a village or town to defend against raids and to raid the enemy back, and so, women would often used weapons to defend their homes and families in case of attack, or to avenge a family member."}
+{"text":"and so, women Not happened"}
+{"text":"sad how the 2000s leftist ideas influenced Gaspar de Carvajal's observations in the 1500s"}
+{"text":"Warrior women are among the most generic male fantasies. There are amazon illustrations and folklore about their supposed queendom in medieval manuscripts. The usual folklore placed the amazon queendom somewhere between Europe and India since that is where Alexander the Great met queen Thalestris according to legend, or they were said to be vassals to the Kingdom of Prester John."}
+{"text":"maybe there is a book called The Origin of Simpin'"}
+{"text":"During the reign of Reza Shah Iran sent out students to study in western universities to further modernise the country. The students instead came across right leaning conservative thinkers like Guenon, Heidegger, Evola etc. absorbing them and returning to iran full of trad larp ideas and they steered the country into 50 years of forced “based and redpilled” trad larp. The result is what you are seeing. Trad larp is a huge waste of time."}
+{"text":"Anything is better than them. Literal SUMKA is better than them"}
+{"text":"I live in Isfahan, fuck off"}
+{"text":"Balkanization Civil War without end in sight warlords calling the shots with no real plan The only reason that shit happened in Iraq was because of decades of ethnic tensions that exploded after Saddam’s fall. Meanwhile Iran has no such thing as they’re run by religious fanatics instead of ethnonationalists. ZOG Vassal state Colonization by Israel and US And you think that’s somehow worse than what we already have? Open-air extermination by expansionist neighbors Complete destruction of military coupled with forced deindustrialization Never gonna happen, especially when Iraq is a failed state and Afghanistan and Pakistan are run by idiots. Nuclear energy crisis ruins environment and instability deters any attempt to control it The environment is already being destroyed under the current government. Anything is better than theocracy. Hell even Stalinism would be preferable."}
+{"text":"All of them deserve death. After revolution they should be sent to labour camps and be forced to work until their body gives up and they die and then we burn the corpses and collect their ashes and pour it inside a dumpster landfill."}
+{"text":"When did the Internet come back Ali from LA?"}
+{"text":"No but really. How do Africans cope with their nonhistory??"}
+{"text":"Are you still trying to get mad over people not being chuds?"}
+{"text":"The Bantu people have an extremely rich history of conquest, art, and trade along the straight of Mozambique It's just not history to your personal standard so you can just dismiss whatever is presented to you baselessly"}
+{"text":"Dilate, stormtroon"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"At the end of the day the Bantus won and whites got mostly kicked out of South Africa, Nambia, and Rhodesia. White boys had control over an entire primitive continent and lost it within a few decades the few settler colonies got kicked out white boys never got their mini South Africa and they're still bitter about it"}
+{"text":"The problem of the authenticity of this document is secondary and must be replaced by the far more serious and essential problem of its truthfulness. Even if the Protocols were not authentic in the strictest sense, it is as if they were, because the facts demonstrate their truth; their correspondence with the guiding ideas of traditional and modern Judaism is incontestable."}
+{"text":"Posts like this are extremely popular on X with some of them reaching half a million likes at any given time, yet /his/ says this is all a myth and peaceful racially homogenous societies \"never actually existed\", and that the Europeans and Americans who speak of such things are living in la la land. Who is right?"}
+{"text":"Cool story sar, anyway don't you have some cow feces to roll in or something?"}
+{"text":"fifties Britain so barely 5 years after snowniggers were killing each other in literally the deadliest war in history? such peace..."}
+{"text":"i told you that from the start you add the rest of it lol,either way enjoy getting mind raped and ruined by the choices your own dumb politics will make you take,not that it matters you were raped from the start."}
+{"text":"you're just some little dalit freak who will never touch a white woman like you fantasize about."}
+{"text":"*reaches to his folder of 15 pics of coalburners that will pwn the timmy"}
+{"text":"Why did he cuckout and return Greenland to a country that lost WWII in 6 hours and had no navy because they accidently friendly fired their entire navy?"}
+{"text":"Something about a rules based order. Upholding international law, something like that. There would need to be a massive decade-long investment to build the roads, not to mention the actual mines, to extract stuff at a price way above current market levels. And then still be unable to process it due to China having 90% of the processing capacity. The real reason for the gamesmanship over Greenland is the fact that the Europeans are pushovers and would gladly allow the Chinese to build \"scientific\" bases everywhere without a single suspicion. Look at how they were denying the threat of Russia against Ukraine until it happened. If left in control, they would hand over the keys to the entire island to the Chinese without even realizing it, and be thanking them for taking it. The U.S. OTOH already de facto controls the island. They are the only ones with one relatively huge military base there, and used to have even more. So they've already been carrying the security burden, and they realize that investments are going to be needed to ensure everyone's safety against China and Russia. But before they make such massive monetary investments in the island's defense that are now necessary, they aren't about to allow Denmark to sell all of that out to the Chinese. Or for Denmark to let Greenland become independent, and then Greenlanders sell themselves out to the Chinese. In the past they were content with letting the whole international rules based order thing continue, and honestly, I think the Orange Man is too. And this is why the threats of just \"taking over by force\" is posturing to get them to the negotiating table, and this has resulted in Euros pearl clutching and shrieking that he's Hitler 2.0 as usual. But remember that Sweden and Finland were fine with not being in NATO, and so many other things used to be the case in the past... until they realized the threat. Sometimes the world situation changes, anon."}
+{"text":"If you look at a globe rather than a 2d map, you will find that American and Russia are actually very close to each other, and that goes through the Arctic."}
+{"text":"These people are propagandized 24/7 by social media and don't read books or go out of their way to get exposed to opposing viewpoints, they live in an alternate reality created by Russian trolling. Which is quite freaky, how easily a population can be subverted and convinced of anything."}
+{"text":"yuros and leafs act like homos on 4chan, faggot"}
+{"text":"the fuck happened in 2018"}
+{"text":"The general rule is Christians claim things from the bible are literal until science definitively proves they are not, then they become metaphorical. Before we had airplanes Christians believed heaven was literally in the sky. The rise of anti intellectualism is the greatest proof we have ever had that humanity needs to be culled."}
+{"text":"It is comforting to imagine that our world is just a little terrarium floating in God's bathtub. Sometimes I also like to think that there are only a few hundred real people in the entire world and that I could walk from one end of the sky-dome to the other in a month or two if I really wanted. Maybe one day I'll start a religion about it."}
+{"text":"I think literalism is a heresy, forsaking spiritual discernment."}
+{"text":"the entire Bible is purely metaphor and hidden meanings t. Lutheran"}
+{"text":"that humanity needs to be culled. if anybody gets culled it's gonna be you weakling"}
+{"text":"when they would have been branded as a heretic in the Middle Ages for saying this. so? galileo was branded a heritic for saying earth orbited the sun. i am not going to believe in fake things just because the writers of old scripture had to simplify things in order to make it understandable to primitive people"}
+{"text":"I cannot believe in your religion until I become convinced the supernatural exists. inb4 define supernatu- The supernatural is that which deals with conceptual causation. Example: a wizard creates a fireball by saying \"invocabo ignem\" while waving a magic wand."}
+{"text":"The point I’m making is this. Religions ask you to have faith in events and in the intentions of certain actors. Not even miracles can give you that. Coffee is for closers and miracles are for believers."}
+{"text":"I never asked for proof. I am simply telling you that belief in any sort of religion is a complete nonstarter for me until I become convinced that the supernatural exists. If such a thing were to happen, I would consider each religion on its own merits, but until such a time, the option is not even on the table. Btw this guy  is not me."}
+{"text":"Why not just consider religion on its own merits now and ask if it seems consistent given that the supernatural is real? You don’t have to see it to accept it as a hypothetical. Does Judaism make sense? Christianity? Islam? Buddhism? Hinduism? Start asking, if the supernatural is real, how did they know what is divine, what is beyond, what is good, what is bad. If it is revealed, then you trust in an unseen one’s testimony. If it is guessed, then by what means?"}
+{"text":"people who need convincing by the occurrence of the \"supernatural\" will never experience it being open minded is a gift, your missing out on so many wonders anon"}
+{"text":"Why not just consider religion on its own merits now It's pointless because until I come to believe in the supernatural, any religion is a complete non-starter for me. If it is revealed, then you trust in an unseen one’s testimony. There are ways to analyze such testimonies and compare heir merits and demerits. However, for me that's a useless exercise right now because I cannot believe in any of them until I come to believe in the supernatural. people who need convincing by the occurrence of the \"supernatural\" will never experience it That sounds like something an old gypsy would tell me to make me pay for a palm reading."}
+{"text":"How is this true when they took France and half of the USSR within weeks?"}
+{"text":"yeah man, all hitler had to do was draw a new set of arrows and click \"start operation\" just like in hoi4. really struggle to understand why he didn't do that"}
+{"text":"Soviets on why they won USA industry go brr Americans on why they won USA industry go brr Germans on why they lost USA industry go brr Bongs on why they won USA industry go brr Meanwhile tankies: U-ummm akkkktually it was because Nazis were gonna lose in two more weeks because Russia stronk bro i swear no one else mattered!!"}
+{"text":"France is small and the USSR traded space for time"}
+{"text":"When Germany was at its peak, as the Wehrmacht had crushed France and was dominating Russia, having already kicked Britain off the continent, was when all three of those other nations were at what may be the weakest point in their history at that point. That's what the Hitlerboos love to brag about, attacking other countries at their weakest and pretending that that made the Germans stronk."}
+{"text":"Allied / Axis GPD ratio was 3 to 1 at the Axis' best moment..."}
+{"text":"how did MLK get so eulogized even by cultural conservatives when he was in his last two years becoming increasingly radicalized and left wing? it was even the conservative icon Reagan who signed into law the bill making his birthday a national holiday."}
+{"text":"Good. I enjoy having a free paid day off."}
+{"text":"Imago Dei. Genesis 9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."}
+{"text":"Could have swore that was revealed in some declassified files several years ago. Yes it was."}
+{"text":"In his own academic papers he casts significant doubt on the veracity of Scripture He plagiarized them though so they aren't his real thoughts."}
+{"text":"What caused the explosion in the popularity of Black men in the 20th century? Was it the good music?"}
+{"text":"can all of that be astroturfed it can, when the majority of the record labels is owned or controlled by one particular ethnicity."}
+{"text":"that's because you consume BBC porn heavily veiled and would inspect the penises you seriously believe that? you must be a retard"}
+{"text":"dude you sound incredibly mad right now ask me how i know you're white and got a small dick lol"}
+{"text":"yea i know you're addicted to bbc porn, it's ok buddy"}
+{"text":"lol you're white lmfao ahahhahahaha pathetic little white incel is scared of black guys hahahaha"}
+{"text":"In star trek there's something called the prime detective. It's where your not suppossed to help less developed cultures bc it can backfire. A stone age society cannot handle firearms much less lasers and nuclear bombs. Do you think european colonization was a mistake and ruined less advanced socities? Socities that cannot handle the modern world? Imagine if mexico or Sudan or Afghanistan never had access to banks or modern chemical factories or machine guns. Did the white man make a mistake thinking he could help his darker brothers and sisters? Would earth be better off if less advanced socities never had access to modern tech and medicine and weaponry?"}
+{"text":"That extends to their understanding of political power and economic systems at large. A lot of post-colonial Africa's problems exist because despite all the western education, the civilized African leaders went back home and started applying the western doctrines to extract wealth and resources to their own tribes. That is part of the reason why Congo and Liberia are so perpetually fucked, the different tribes inhabiting them see each others as literal foreigners and compete about getting to be the top dog whose tribe gets to be the master race oppressing everyone else."}
+{"text":"I wish more nations had distinctive ceremonial dresses, like this guy. International meetings would look so much more interesting, not just everyone wearing the same suit and tie."}
+{"text":"do you think european colonization was a mistake no, the point was to take land...they didn't care about the people"}
+{"text":"Wrong. They liked their labor."}
+{"text":"In the old days if you were a historian you recorded (made) history. Nowadays historians just fag about it."}
+{"text":"Start a War to save Poland Leave Poland to be occupied by brutal Soviet rule for 60 years ???"}
+{"text":"Start a war to prevent German continental hegemony Successfully prevent German continental hegemony ??? Even today many East Germans are nostalgic about living in the DDR Then why do the overwhelmingly vote AfD and not Die Linke?"}
+{"text":"Even today many East Germans are nostalgic about living in the DDR This is such a meme. The communist parties did not disappear from former warsaw pact countries, they continue to participate in contested elections. Yet not one country has put them back into power to reimplement socialism. If people really think things were so great then why is that? The East Germans don't even vote for left wing parties."}
+{"text":"The communist parties did not disappear from former warsaw pact countries, they continue to participate in contested elections. Yet not one country has put them back into power KSČ lives on"}
+{"text":"Nobody that has lived under communism likes communism, really makes you think."}
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+{"text":"Was Julius Caesar the worst person in history? During his campaign in Gaul, he killed one million and enslaved another million. The world population when he was alive was around 200-300 million, and the current population is 8.27 billion, meaning that if Caesar were alive today, his campaign would have killed at least 40 million and enslaved another 40 million."}
+{"text":"VAE VICTIS Lil Timmytorix shouldn't have sacked Rome, simple as"}
+{"text":"OP you are looking at retroactively invented stories by monks bored out of their minds. Caesar didn't exist nor did the setting. The world population when he was alive was around 200-300 million, lol imagine believing there's any sources at all on this"}
+{"text":"t. angry christkike ignoring contemporary sources and physical evidence"}
+{"text":"physical evidence on what? how do you prove there's less than one million or more than one billion souls alive millenia ago?"}
+{"text":"it's not like anyone back then was writing down the world population, but you don't need that, just look at the population graph and extrapolate backwards"}
+{"text":"Lets say the Kingdom successfully manages to repel Otto I and was allowed to stabilize itself at least in North Italy during the 10th Century: how much does the history of Medieval Europe change?"}
+{"text":"Why did China move their capital so far north where it was hyper vulnerable to the steppe? I understand Chang'an (xi'an) or luoyang since back in those days the steppe werent as dangerous but Beijing and Kaifeng was super close to the non han empires to the north. Isnt the economic heartland of China Nanjing and the Yangtze river? Why did they keep sticking to the yellow river?"}
+{"text":"You literally just shows that the Han had abandoned it for 1000+ years beginning from the Warring state period. Steppe chads saw a ruined shithole and built it up as glorious capital city. That's even more impressive"}
+{"text":"It was never abandoned, retard. It was used as a circuit/provincial capital after the Warring States was over."}
+{"text":"Where's the ruins and foundation if it was such huge cities before the steppe chads took over? The evidence of steppe-era Peking is there for everyone to see."}
+{"text":"If steppe chads are so superior then why steppe influenced nothern China and all steppe countries around it are shitholes?"}
+{"text":"Because nomadic culture have a hard time industrializing and existing in the 21st century. But modern steppe people still live way better lives than the average Chang. Mongolians have culture, their children do sports, hang around in beautiful nature, eat lots of meat, do traditional things and grow up with wife and kids (highest birth rate in East Asia) while average Chang toil from birth with no tradition and culture to lean on aside from cheap commericialized gacha shit, you can't even breed."}
+{"text":"If northern Chinese are master race and southern Chinese are subhumans then why all the richest most developed Chinese countries are southern Chinese while all northern China is irredeemable shithole?"}
+{"text":"you all rook the same anyway"}
+{"text":"Forgive my ignorance, are there people who consider it important that Jesus drew a picture of a fish? The point of the symbol is a reference to his miracles and teachings, not a recreation of any alleged drawing."}
+{"text":"straw thread. atheism has seen better days"}
+{"text":"I don't care. Bart D. Ehrman and LLMs say it was added much, much later. Why would I listen to you?"}
+{"text":"It's a representation of the magic charity of Christianity/god/jesus (fish/loaf) it is not a representation of god, or his power, as that would be doing a graven. And now that you mention it an outline decal of a French loaf would be hilarious and mean the same thing. That's like saying 3:16 is a religious symbol instead of a quote."}
+{"text":"we are loosing nuance in many many domains so that bots and AI can look better. This is an example of that contraction."}
+{"text":"Random question, but anyone remember a website that some anon posted that basically was like a historical news website, something like On this Day, but maybe more imitating the news websites? I think that anon mentioned that his father wanted to create a website like that, or he was helping him. Whatever is the case, I lost the link, and I artistically wonder what happened to it. If anyone even knows."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"the leader of the 2nd reich chimps out and fights the whole world the leader of the 3rd reich also chimps out and fights the whole world What are even the odds of this happening? Are krauts the most barbaric race in the world?"}
+{"text":"Austria-Hungary was the first country to declare war. Germany literally didn’t do shit it’s basically impossible to pin any blame on them, it’s impressive entente propaganda managed to trick so many."}
+{"text":"Poor old Germany. Too big for Europe, too small for the world. They had to shoot their shot."}
+{"text":"Germany's mistake... Lay in their automated mobilization system that was built to do the Schlieffen Plan and nothing else. Once the figurative Big-Red-Button-Of-War was pushed, manpower mobilization and equipment movement orders were automatically sent to the entire army to go to staging areas to equip and proceed on their assigned missions. All of which were designed to support knocking France out and none for showing the flag in the Balkans where the actual problem was. Their system was built like this because they expected France to be the ones to start shit and felt they needed the speed such a system offered so that France couldn't get too much of a jump on them"}
+{"text":"Not only did he not want to fight the UK - he respected them, and wanted an alliance with them. as dumb as claiming that China respects the USA"}
+{"text":"Sure, you know better, despite the fact that we have direct quotes from Hitler. Read Irving instead of Wikipedia."}
+{"text":"Why did the most twinkish Europeans resist Christianization the hardest?"}
+{"text":"it is written that they came from Greenland in ancient times and carried with them their fem bi esoteric traditions."}
+{"text":"most twinkish Europeans bro this is the most ogremaxxed region on the planet"}
+{"text":"Dude I look like a Chechen warlord."}
+{"text":"The missionaries from the East had Christianized quite a lot of Baltic coasts by that point, there just was not formal church presence."}
+{"text":"That's a flattering way to say you're fat and don't shave."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Marcion priority?"}
+{"text":"Could Paul mythicists be double-agents working for the Vatican to make questioning traditional Christian history look silly? Of course, I have no evidence of such a thing, but I can also say that I haven't heard the Vatican *denying* the accusation."}
+{"text":"Lol, TIL that there is a theory that 1 Clement is a 2nd century work pretending to be a 1st century work to serve an anti-Marcionite and anti-Gnostic agenda. If that can be argued well enough, I guess 1 Clement wouldn't be any good as evidence. But I still think the idea of Paul and his letters being invented by Marcion is too strange and unjustified, especially from things like the awkward damage control going on in Paul's letters in some places. For example, where he defends his right to accept financial support as an apostle (though he supposedly never used that right! Or so I think an interpolator would like us to think). Or where he mentions that a governer of Damascus tried to arrest him, but he doesn't specify why. It would also mean that the author of Acts had to make up Paul's whole history out of almost nothing, unless Marcion wrote a fictional proto-Acts for the Orthodox Acts to correct. And the Paul of the letters is a much more ordinary person than, say, the Jesus of the gospels. It might seem unlikely for someone to invent a crucified messiah, but at least Jesus has a cosmically-significant justification for his suffering which is at the very center of the religion. Meanwhile Paul gets a \"thorn in his flesh\" and has vision issues, but his only excuse for them not being miraculously cured is Jesus telling him, \"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.\" And this even though the gospel Jesus is miraculously curing people left and right. So I feel like in terms of the defense required, there's got to be at least two orders of magnitude of increased difficulty between Jesus mythicism and Paul mythicism."}
+{"text":"Who would even be spreading Christianity to the goyim effectively enough for it to become a huge topic of debate if not Paul?"}
+{"text":"I read Livesey's book and her arguments for the late dating of 1 Clement, Ignatius and Polycarp are poorly argued. They boil down to \"Lightfoot (1890) was wrong, and here's one or two recent papers (often by Vinzent) arguing Marcion made it all up, so let's ignore all of 20th century scholarship and date them late.\" Her supposed timeline: Marcion carries the Apostolikon, a collection of 10 letters never actually sent to any church/synagogue, to Rome in 144 AD. A bunch of Jews in Rome, eager to disassociate themselves from the failed Bar Kokhba revont that was crushed in 136 AD (but curiously having lived in peace in the imperial capital for a decade) start to kvetch that Marcion is a heretic to Judaism, but also accept the authority of a fictional, extremely unorthodox Paul they've never head of, because his letters insist you don't need circumcision to be a good Jew, a convenient excuse to drop the practice and start a new religion. The proto-orthodox church quickly modifies all Pauline epistles, reinforces their authority by more fictional works (the Pastorals and Hebrews, PolyPhil which presupposes the existence of 1 Tim, the Ignatian corpus of 7 epistles, including one to Polycarp, 1 Clement which knows Hebrews, 2 Peter, and Acts). This happens before the epistle of Barnabas (150 AD?!) which says that an evil angel started the practice of circumcision, Hegesippus' works that quote 1 Clem (150 AD) and Justin's Dialogue with Trypho (160 AD) are written, all within 15 years of Marcion's arrival. Specifically, her arguments that 1 Clem should be dated late are that the life of Pope Clement is legendary, that Rome didn't yet have a monarchical bishop before c. 150 AD, and that no church offered advice to another unless it presupposed its own superiority. The first two claims are true but irrelevant (1 Clem is anonymous), the last one silly because Roman letter-writers offered advice to their friends all the time regardless of perceived rank."}
+{"text":"don't really see why Marcion couldn't have removed that stuff if he viewed his version of Luke to be more faithful to the original. What both Marcion and Luke have that is shares with both Mark and Matthew is much bigger than what only Luke have that is shared with Mark and Matthew. Its a indirect proof that the Luke-only content is more recent than Marcion, Mark and Matthew. So its more likely that Luke added to Marcion than Marcion removed stuff from Like"}
+{"text":"a horde of beastly bigoted demons from prussian hell exterminate 30 million of your people Operation Barbarossa was an apocalyptic event. Thank the non-existent god the good guys won at the end."}
+{"text":"It would have been half of that if not for Stalins suicidal orders"}
+{"text":"The entire post is reddit, beginning to end"}
+{"text":"I've always thought that Germans got off lightly for what they did, not only they were allowed to still exists as an independent country (except for a small bit, the DDR) but also their war debt was pardoned"}
+{"text":"Their war against the Stalinist USSR was the only justifiable decision that Nazi Germany made. The world would’ve been saved from communism had Germany defeated the Soviets."}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"The Germanic tribes sparked the Roman Dark Ages for the next 500 years, started many holy wars during the Protestant Reformation, and created the pseudoscientific concept of race that would eventually corrupt Europe and the world. At the same time, they were rapidly creative and innovative in the arts and sciences. They produced some of the most brilliant classical and heavy metal musicians, made many breakthroughs in science and technology, and authored some of the most brilliant and entertaining forms of literature and arts that would only be rivaled by the Japanese. Is it just the sovlful individualistic faustian spirit in them?"}
+{"text":"Ango-Germans can become civilized, millions of them were once Roman. The Romans said this, they were innovative/creative because they rediscovered Rome."}
+{"text":"same reason north italian city-states were, there was a lot of urbanization and economic competition in northwest/central europe."}
+{"text":"created the pseudoscientific concept of race that would eventually corrupt Europe and the world. The pseudoscience you refer to was started by Moses Hess and later spread to others through people like Nietzsche who was influenced by Hess. Note that the original ideas of Moses Hess were just a permutation of Karl Marx, as he expounded pseudo-race-based class struggle instead of economic class-based class struggle of Marx. Both were catastrophically wrong."}
+{"text":"framing the germans as uncivilized barbarians in late rome is doing them a disservice, in many ways the germanic tribes were more sophisticated than the roman state that they conquered"}
+{"text":"Destruction and creation are two sides of the same coin, often inseparable from one another."}
+{"text":"Why did you forsake us for a Middle Eastern god and his hippie son, white man?"}
+{"text":". \"Jesus is the white mans god!\" \" He's the God of all flesh. Whites only is heresy (bizarrely, it's indirectly from the Jewish Talmud. The Mark of Ham thing filtered back through the Jesuits and through the Muslims to Pharisee Ground Zero.) Posts of the Queen of the Ethiopians will continue until morale improves. Matthew 12:42 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here."}
+{"text":"you were weak"}
+{"text":"everything central to leftism is based on denying reality, even when it comes to confronting them on their own outspoken beliefs"}
+{"text":"At this point I think only Boomers and some Generation Jones older Gen X could think that worshipping a jealous jew god could believe it was mandatory to follow it, even if they're only cynically fellating rabbi scrotum sacks like a retarded dog for financial connections."}
+{"text":"shabbos goy Look at that reptile face, that creature is a kike, not a gentile"}
+{"text":"Timothy 2:11-12:But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. Why did men before agriculture listen to foids, and why did Patrician CHVDs stop that when agriculture and pastoralism arose?"}
+{"text":"My comment on chapter 2 of it had nothing to do with the veracity of the letter and more on the Temple to Artemis. Real question is if it can be considered a primary source."}
+{"text":"I think Hyppolitus was confused as to Moon deities, but likely was not a follower of Artemis, as there is no Moon goddess at the core of it all."}
+{"text":"Men do dumb things for pussy. The most powerful man is one who can see a pair of tits, like them, and then forget all about them."}
+{"text":"1 Tim has few takers in scholarship these days. The \"scholarship\" you are referring to already rejects the entire Bible anyway, anon. I don't see what the point of this exercise is."}
+{"text":"ALITHEIA"}
+{"text":"Ivan the Terrifying: murders his son himself Peter the Great: has his son executed Stalin: lets his son die in a German camp Well, at least they're getting softer"}
+{"text":"he was turkic not norse no relation to him, ivan iv was a bastard"}
+{"text":"add -ovich to Rurik (clearly norse name) Umm totally slavic you see"}
+{"text":"This is like arguing that English people with surnames like \"Collings\" are actually not ethnically English, there's like a thousand years between the Rurik line's establishment and the reign of Ivan the Terrible."}
+{"text":"he was turkic not norse What manner of wewuzzery nonsense is this? Take a hike, tork."}
+{"text":"Russisch? Een apentaal. Nouw Nederlands, dat is een taal voor echte mannen Wtf was his problem"}
+{"text":"Listens to a little girl's fever dream rambles Preaches it as truth The Jews adopt and modify it 190 years later hundreds of thousands are dead and no one does anything it and the most powerful nation in the world is reduced to a lapdog of a nation thirty times smaller than it. Why are the Irish like this?"}
+{"text":"He was English and had no Irish ancestry."}
+{"text":"The Jews adopt and modify it Those who claim to be Jews today have zero connection to the biblical Jews or Israel of ancient times."}
+{"text":"Why does Pakistani Bro makes judeochristians seethe so much here??"}
+{"text":"Suffering is guaranteed to happen in life I will have sex to bring a child into this world Why are natalists so retarded?"}
+{"text":"There are anti-natalists who think life is worth living once it is started. But disagree that lif is worth starting That’s called a contradiction. Now of course you have never had an autonomous thought in your life That’s called projection."}
+{"text":"Just as no one asks to be born, you also don't get to choose having a survival instinct. Being alive means suffering while having a built-in override module to prevent you from escaping, as well as a society that tries really hard to stop you. Where's my readily available quick and painless exit? Only Amerifats are lucky in that they can buy a shotgun and end it with a single trigger pull."}
+{"text":"Antinatalism is a philosophical view that procreation is morally wrong, arguing that bringing new sentient beings into existence causes inevitable suffering and is therefore an ethical harm, best avoided by choosing not to have children, as non-existence prevents suffering without depriving anyone of pleasure."}
+{"text":"Don’t kill yourself. Instead, you should get right with God. Read the Gospel of John"}
+{"text":"Suffering is good, life is a gift, and OP is a faggot. These are the three fundamental truths of our world."}
+{"text":"K"}
+{"text":"All politicians only use the inertia of the publics opinion and public energy for his own benefit and power. Literally no politician ever believes in what he does, they believe in power, wealth and fame."}
+{"text":"it is proof jews are master manipulators, that they can convince a literal nazi kidnappers to get him new furniture"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the proof that they didn't really believe their ideology? No, they did. The elites of the Nazi party were literally zionist, so it makes perfect sense. Look up the Haavara agreement (1933-1938) for example. The only people who identified to be Jews who they didn't like were the communist ones, and that's because their zionist financiers didn't like them either. Note that I am personally strongly against both ideologies. I'm just pointing out facts."}
+{"text":"populist says shit people wanna hear picks their pockets and shakes hands with enemies behind their backs No, that's exactly how socialism works."}
+{"text":"The 2nd amendment is supposed to produce this and not school shootings."}
+{"text":"I'm white Then why simp for a country that's working hard to have fewer people like you?"}
+{"text":"letting the federal government violate your constitutional rights in order to \"btfo the niggers\""}
+{"text":"I don't simp for yurop what the fuck are you talking about you retarded tranny?"}
+{"text":"I don't simp for yurop lol, so you're just like a cynical leftist pretending not to understand the other side's talking point. No wonder this country sucks ass when it gives rights to stupid faggots like you."}
+{"text":"you are one seething yuro thirdy troon. I won't give up my guns, tranny"}
+{"text":"I'm so glad I never have to see this Christian piece of shit on my YouTube feed preaching about Jesus ever again. Hahahahaha! Hail Satan!"}
+{"text":"spend all day wishing death on everyone you don't like from niggers to leftists to Jews to anyone who doesn't suck Hitler's dick Do you people unironically think this is what he did or is it just a rationalization after the fact?"}
+{"text":"No, it's what terminally online rightoids do all day. Kirk himself was basically just a mouthpiece for Israel's interests. Which makes it all the more slimier that they pretend they never hated him for it or mocked TPUSA."}
+{"text":"see"}
+{"text":"Charlie Kirk wasn't killed for being an Israel shill, he was killed for being a \"nazi\" (or at least that's what many of the people who celebrate his death say). If he was a \"nazi\" who deserved to die then so do tens of millions of Americans, that's why even Israel-critical right wingers rallied around him post-mortem. But I have a feeling you already understood that."}
+{"text":"he still believe that the scrawny white troon kid did it I want to make it clear that I don't celebrate his death. He wasn't some radical who wanted to establish the 4th Reich. He was basically just a liberal from 25 years ago. I'm just pointing out that this website of all places was full of faggots crying about \"leftist political violence\" when all they do here is constantly talk about killing niggers and political opposition violently."}
+{"text":"Every place they have been welcomed in turned against them for no reason at all across the span of more than two thousand year It was always due to envy and lying and coincidence They were always honest and good and wholesome even though you can find mention of them doing sins in their holy book The accusation of misantropy, blood rituals and cannibalism were all fake even if the holy book says they practiced them And even though they were accused of poisoning wells the first thing they did was literaly put poisons inside their new host wells in 1948"}
+{"text":"The things whites have written about non-Whites throughout the 16th-19th century is literally word for word exactly the same as what the Talmud says about goyim. The people who write and follow the Talmud are and have always been filthy sodomites. This is because that's what the Talmud teaches and endorses. The fact that they are sodomites sets them apart as a uniquely abominable and despicable group. They are also the ones who ran the vast majority of the trans-atlantic slave ships as well, and today they are responsible for the most perverse and grotesque filth that comes from Hollywood as well. They are horrible filthy sodomites and always have been."}
+{"text":"they WANT to be oppressed, actually"}
+{"text":"didn't like being reminded that he essentially treats non whites the same way jews treat him Looks like I struck a nerve."}
+{"text":"I'm just posting here setting the facts straight, anon. You are giving me all the reason I need to do so."}
+{"text":"if its okay to sacrifice children to other Gods except molech Only if the other god offers more shekels."}
+{"text":"Favorite school of historiography? I'm partial to counterfactual, conceptual, environmental and cultural history. For major schools, Annales is my favorite."}
+{"text":"Looks a like a better looking version of my brother's wife."}
+{"text":"Eve Sweet Exquisite taste, she’s way too cute to be doing porn."}
+{"text":"is that summerxiris"}
+{"text":"I'm not into ugly wogs."}
+{"text":"I like when she sticks her tongue out"}
+{"text":"What were they doing in Sodom to displease God before being destroyed?"}
+{"text":"Puccian things."}
+{"text":"Retarded /pol/tranny"}
+{"text":"its true, you illiterate mongrel"}
+{"text":"this is my hapa son and he's taking a nap"}
+{"text":"were medieval builders smart? if you walk over to a construction site these days you will see the dumbest motherfuckers you've ever met but surely back in the day they actually had to know what they doing in order to build castles and shit right?"}
+{"text":"I'm smarter than every gangstalker you're all retarded trannies you'd have to be a literal retard to rape my mind and gangstalk me every second of every day and somehow convince yourself that that's not evidence of your inferiority. If you're devoting your time and effort to rapingthe mind of a \"retarded golem\" to harass, terrorize, abuse, threaten him for literally anything he thinks about then what does that say about you retard. The ONLY reason for you to rape my mind and gangstalk me is because you're scared and jealous, if I was a retarded golem you wouldn't care what I think you retarded tranny"}
+{"text":"I can't find source now, but I remember reading about some medieval French bishop whining about how lazy and unmotivated his builders are. Which might also be the good old \"nobody wants to work anymore\" whining by the wealthy stretching back all the way to medieval time"}
+{"text":"Define \"smart\". Your average worker today knows more about tools and math than the average peasant 1000 years ago. But you only need one \"smart\" person to plan the design, and a group of obedient workers to follow the plan."}
+{"text":"Do they? How much knowledge do you need to press a button on the latest Dewalt gadget?"}
+{"text":"As someone who's actually done a fair amount of manual labor, most manual laborers legitimately don't know jack shit and are genuinely dumb as rocks. It's rare to find a guy who actually cares a lot about his craft. Most of them are only doing that job because they can't get other jobs and they need to feed their addictions. You'll find them buying smokes, beer, scratch-off lotto tickets, etc. with their meager funds and not doing much else."}
+{"text":"Why is every single Youtube academic some uptalking faggot who just reinforces whatever the current thing narrative is?"}
+{"text":"Youtube academic I think you answered you're own question OP."}
+{"text":"Youtube academic Pick one."}
+{"text":"Because the others all got banned about a decade ago whenever Trump was running and Pewdiepie did the edgy stuff and all the advertisers started pulling their funding."}
+{"text":"Just go read journal articles from Jstor or something, why are you consuming edutainment slop for babbies and complaining that it's bad?"}
+{"text":"The problem with philosophy is that it doesn't use the scientific method, so there is no good way to separate the good philosophy from the bad. So people just argue and argue without ever coming to a conclusion"}
+{"text":"blocks your path"}
+{"text":"Fuckin gottem"}
+{"text":"The problem with philosophy is that it doesn't use the scientific method It can, it's called Scientism, or the belief that the scientific method should take precedent within the context of philosophy or metaphysics, it should be noted that while there is some overlap, scientism is not necessarily the same as naturalism, which is the belief that the natural world is sufficient for describing our reality, but still allows for speculative metaphysical discussion."}
+{"text":"Science is a philosophy."}
+{"text":"The scientific method was invented by a philosopher (Descartes) and Meditations was written in such a way where that method was applied to metaphysics- Cogito(self) MUST necessarily exist as a base to start from, mathematics and arithmetic must exist whereas all other fields have some level of dubiousness to them, animals lack intellect due to parrots being unable to form sentences Descartes came to wrong conclusions but what he wrote was an actual attempt at implementing scientific method to an extremely dubious field of skepticism which is metaphysics"}
+{"text":"White French women played a very influential role in the Haitian Revolution. Many of these women had a fetish for BBC and financed the revolution with the goal of creating a sexual paradise. After the revolution, white women were protected by the constitution, while white French men were banned from setting foot on Haitian soil. Haiti's first constitution (1805) under Jean-Jacques Dessalines famously barred white men from owning land but made specific exceptions, allowing white women who were already naturalized Haitians Article 13 of the 1805 Constitution of Haiti (the first constitution after the declaration of independence) specifically addresses the status of white women in the context of the new nation's racial and property laws"}
+{"text":"Always"}
+{"text":"Fake. Haitians hate mulattoes."}
+{"text":"Haiti is a great cautionary tale about the hell created everywhere without white rule. Let us all pray sincerely that such a hell does not spread to consume every corner of the earth."}
+{"text":"The Spanish did it before. Juan Garrido (c. 1480 – c. 1550) was an Afro-Spaniard of Kongo origin conquistador known as the first documented Bantu person in what would become the United States. Born in the Kingdom of Kongo in West Central Africa In the late 1520s, Garrido married Francisca Ramírez, a Spanish woman. The status of his spouse suggests that Garrido’s attempts to improve his status and economic position were successful. The couple would have three children Nabo was the African court dwarf at the court of King Louis XIV of France. He was a favorite of Queen Maria Theresa of Spain, Louis' wife, who enjoyed his company and played peek-a-boo with him. In 1667, he had an affair with Maria Theresa, resulting in the birth of a black baby. Louis decided to have the child passed off as dead, but he instead send Alexandre Bontemps to deliver the illegitimate child to a nunnery to be raised as a nun there. He then had Nabo murdered Louise Marie-Thérèse, also known as The Black Nun of Moret (c. 1658 – 1730), was a French nun and the subject of accounts from the 18th century in which she was claimed to be the daughter of the Queen of France, Maria Theresa of Spain"}
+{"text":"Apologize."}
+{"text":"No. He mostly flopped."}
+{"text":"Non."}
+{"text":"How many Jews actually follow the Talmud?"}
+{"text":"All of them to some extent None of them completely"}
+{"text":"I know 1"}
+{"text":"Why did the democrats secede in 1860 instead of having district level judges block the president's executive orders on slavery?"}
+{"text":"Ironically secession, if it had succeeded, would have made it even easier for the North to strangle slavery via economic decoupling. The Union instituting a total ban on trade with the Confederacy (something wasn't even accomplished during the Civil War as civilian merchants on both sides continued to operate) and encouraging other countries to take similar measures would have devastated the Southern economy as much as the Emancipation Proclamation did."}
+{"text":"It had become clear that the Mexican cession was desert land useless for plantation agriculture and would become free states."}
+{"text":"And should the South had won, then they'd still have to deal with a massive enemy nation right to their north which would undoubtedly smuggle in countless guns to the enslaved and work to expand the underground railroad to a far greater degree. It's hard to imagine slavery being very effective at all in places like Tennessee or Virginia where escape or guerilla warfare would be impossible to stop. Outside of horrific brutality which would likely cause Europe to embargo the south. I don't think it would be unlikely that after the first few elections there starts to be further secessionist movements in say Texas to escape from the CSA's rules and international reputation, and movements in much of the Confederacy to actually leave the CSA and rejoin the Union"}
+{"text":"to expand slavery to the territories that hasn't yet become states why though?"}
+{"text":"which would undoubtedly smuggle in countless guns to the enslaved and work to expand the underground railroad to a far greater degree. The American education system, everyone. The slave \"rebellions\" in the south rarely involved more than a dozen people and they were hunted down like dogs by the kind of people who then became the reason why the NRA, boys scouts etc. were founded(horrid shots and piss poor soldiers all around) achieving nothing. The underground railroad was also something that functioned solely because it was difficult to push for harsh treatment of people involved with it. Few hangings and only a couple of zealots would be willing to risk partaking in it. I know these things get blown out of proportions in American internal propaganda but it's just that, propaganda."}
+{"text":"Since the Soviet attack on Japan is probably what forced them to surrender, does that mean the atomic bombings were mostly useless and therefore war crimes?"}
+{"text":"The Soviets were not capable of mounting an invasion of Japan. They did not have the ships and they knew it."}
+{"text":"The Soviets did invade japanese territory and were going to capture most of the japanese army still on the continent as well as millions of japanese living there. The longer the war went on also increased the chances of a joint occupation of Japan or worse the possibility of a communist revolution in the country."}
+{"text":"He only mentioned the bombings in the surrender broadcast"}
+{"text":"And he only mentioned the soviet invasion in his speech to the army. Your point?"}
+{"text":"He saved not just europe but the entire world by exterminating prussiapes"}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his autistic fixation on wine about? I remember reading that Castro was obsessed with milk too. Does being a communist just require a degree of autism to believe?"}
+{"text":"His decision to genocide Prussia was true justice and wisdom"}
+{"text":"He was simply a classy dude. Castro was the weirdo."}
+{"text":"Stalin saved the world from mass murder and torture of children, global starvation, nazi breeding camps spitting out disgusting inbreed freaks and endless warfare"}
+{"text":"he's georgian, please understand"}
+{"text":"Offended by everything. Ashamed of nothing. Entitled to everything. Contributing nothing. Always shitposting, never working. BEANERS"}
+{"text":"daily reminder that chikaner (OP) LARPs as a mexican on /his/ then makes these threads bitching about mexicans"}
+{"text":"ching chong ming bing poster on every Imjin thread"}
+{"text":"Brown people in general are awful posters. And the pseudo-Asians like Russians. Those should all be banned."}
+{"text":"surprised cumgenius hasn't shown up"}
+{"text":"he does this on /sp/ also"}
+{"text":"there is an extinct genus of reptile whose legs shot straight down, instead of out and down therefore God doesn’t exist"}
+{"text":"Evolution is a hoax created by the elites to trick people into going to hell"}
+{"text":"lmao what the FUCK is that pic, christjews are truly retarded"}
+{"text":"It’s something an atheist made to mock Christ."}
+{"text":"The Genesis creation account claims that god created birds and marine animals on day 5, but land animals on day 6. But dinosaurs, despite being land animals, were essentially flightless proto-birds. It also has both light and the oceans being created before the sun."}
+{"text":"There's a myth spread by tankies, and anti-Chinese people that CCP is made out of or close to Manchus, Koreans, Mongols (citizens of China). During the 1930s, the CCP massacred Koreans in the Minsaedang incident even before they took power. In the Cultural Revolution, the CCP massacred Koreans and Mongols and Manchus. Koreans were slaughtered in Yanbian in 1967 by Red Guards who threw their corpses into trains to North Korea. Mongols were slaughtered, butchered wholesale for three whole years in 1967, 1968, 1969 by Red Guards in the Inner Mongolia incident. There was sodomy and rape involved too. Manchus were slaughtered and humiliated by Red Guards at the same time. Manchu Lao She was forced to commit suicide in Beijing in 1966 by Red Guards After Deng Xiaoping took power, Deng refused to exempt Manchus, Koreans and Mongols from population control Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Did you know what Meiji Japan did to Japanese castles and temples and culture after westernising and what King Henry VIII did to England's monasteries and literature and what French revolutionaries did to French history and architecture and what Napoleon's army did to Spain and Portugal's historical relics? Cool. None of that changes the fact that the Communist Party destroyed Chinese culture. I am totally against what Henry did, I despise the French Revolution, and shame on Napoleon for what he did ti Iberia. You’re sort of arguing with a ghost here, because both of your rebuttals seem to be against implications that you think I was making, but I wasn’t. We are in agreement"}
+{"text":"Mong"}
+{"text":"Add Ukrainians, testing other (Russian speaking) Ukrainians by demanding they pronounce palyanitsa, which is hard for Russian exclusive speakers."}
+{"text":"it's just bad faith argumentation. western liberals attack china for being \"fascist\" while conservatives attack them for being \"cucked\", neither actually cares what is true. they do the same thing to russia."}
+{"text":"This kills the troon and the fag."}
+{"text":"You're a faggot"}
+{"text":"I would accept this understanding of God if God was a demiurgic figure who wrestled with an alien, chaotic material world that is gradually falling under his complete and utter authority. From darkness to light, chaos to order, war to peace. This understanding is even reflected in the story of Yahweh slaying Leviathan in Isaiah. This would mean that God is transcendent in essence and immanent in energies, utterly alien to the material world, perfectly good, and that the world was not created ex nihilo but that all we see is a consequence of God causing phenomenal forms through laws and processes. It would explain the irrationality, informational distortion, and gradual development of understanding expressed in the Hebrew Bible, New Testament, and Qur’an. An entity whose goodness is perceived as both good and evil since all forms that are imperfect must necessarily be subject to laws that injure them."}
+{"text":"Christianity is when you hate faggots"}
+{"text":"another male's AIDS ridden anus is a temptation for me Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"the retards did NOT like that they were dismantled that quickly"}
+{"text":"When I search \"Paul\" in google I get an alien from some movie. Meanwhile Paul the apostle is arguably the most important person in history. He created and propagated Christianity proper tailored for the Gentiles. Without Paul there is no modern West. No modern Latin America. No modern South Africa. Yet I get some UFO from Google if I don't specify \"saint\"."}
+{"text":"I get an AI summary saying \"Paul\" most commonly refers to the apostle Paul, then the apostle Paul's wikipedia page, then then the imdb page for the alien movie."}
+{"text":"Tried googling 'saul of tarsus THE JEW', and I got zero aliens"}
+{"text":"Muh joos Amon: Greeks created the Kike cult Christcunt: No it's the chosen joos Amon: Where's your evidence? Where's their literature, philosophy, science etc.. Christcunt: All their advanced abstract ideas and forms were burned to the ground by Assyrians and Babylonians, we got nothing and out of that nothingness we strongly believe they are telling the TRUTH and are God's chosen people. Please remember to use Biblical methodologies if you want to interpret the OT & NT. Thank you come again."}
+{"text":"Paul didn’t create Christianity, God did"}
+{"text":"That's because \"Paul\" itself is a generic name and people looking it up are probably more interested in the movie than the ancient religious figure You won't get this problem if you looked up \"Saint Paul\" because it's specifying him instead of any random Paul"}
+{"text":"Im looking for any images of third world propaganda or political cartoons,"}
+{"text":"Venezuela being weird"}
+{"text":"read up on famous irish person Look up early life born into an anglican family.... why is this so common?"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Jesuits managed to create Joyce."}
+{"text":"Most of the Irish upperclass were loyalists"}
+{"text":"Not getting conquered by Rome was the worst thing that ever happened to Ireland. Micks missed out on 500 years of development and have never caught back up."}
+{"text":"The Irish weren't even conquered by the Celts. They are stone age people, like subsaharan Africans."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is existence? I turned 25 a few months ago and I don't know if anything is truly real since the only way to know whether anything is real or not is through our brain which can be easily squashed like a watermelon. How the fuck is any of this happening? Does reality even exist even when we're dead or does reality only exist in the human mind and we only know it through our 5 senses?"}
+{"text":"the only thing you can be sure of is that you exist. just kidding, the only thing i'm sure of is that i'm imagining you"}
+{"text":"Yes, reality exists. It existed before your squishy brain was constructed inside your mother, and it will continue to exist after it deactivates and crumbles to dust again. You're here to experience it for a short time. Why? No one knows. You can cope by believing in religion if it makes you feel better. But how do you know that? You can only make an assumption due to our squishy brain, outside of the brain it's probably impossible to know if reality exists beyond our 5 senses"}
+{"text":"It took 25 years for OP to gain sentience grim"}
+{"text":"solipsism is fucking annoying you remind me of my schizophrenic friend who, in his bad phases, is convinced he's the only real person and everybody else is god torturing him, which like, how do you argue against?"}
+{"text":"The mind isn’t caused by the brain and experience is epistemologically valid. Read Edward Kelly"}
+{"text":"Willie Darden was the 18th person executed by Florida since 1976. He murdered a store clerk during a robbery in Lakeland in 1973 and the crime itself was less notable than how he set a record for the longest time spent on death row prior to execution in the United States to date. Darden, an African-American, was born in Snow Hill, North Carolina on June 1, 1933 and grew up with the usual hardships of a black family in the Jim Crow South. His father was a car mechanic and his mother was only 15 when he was born. She died giving birth to his brother two years later and Willie spent much of his childhood as a farm laborer, only able to attend school sporadically; he only went to the 8th grade. Darden's first brush with the law happened at 15 when he stole from a mailbox and was sent to juvenile detention. He was released after turning 18 but could not find work and got arrested again for check forgery, which got him a four year prison sentence. Darden accumulated numerous offenses over the years, including assault, theft, forgery, and attempted rape. The last happened in Florida in 1968 when he was convicted of the attempted rape of an elderly white woman and got 20 years in prison. Darden was out on furlough when the crime that put him in the state's electric chair happened. Although he was married, his wife lived in North Carolina and had not seen him since he went to prison and after getting out on furlough he had a live-in mistress. Darden also used his girlfriend's car to drive around Lakeland and patronize bars and pool halls in violation of his furlough terms."}
+{"text":"The robber also demanded Turman's wife perform oral sex on him but she refused and btw the girl in the photo is not the same wife, he was married 3x per findagrave (details on there provided by his sister-in-law)"}
+{"text":"This. Thank you."}
+{"text":"OP you can't bump your own thread."}
+{"text":"Loser."}
+{"text":"18301839 phoneposter Alright, we are done here."}
+{"text":"What \"race\" are Indians? Why do they look like that? We know Chinese have slit eyes because they survived the harsh Siberian winter, we know Africans have big noses because they had to breathe in humid jungles. And we know why Europeans have pale skin and thin noses because they had to evolve in cold climate with little Sun. But what is the reason for the Indian phenotype? Why do they look like that? It's like this mixture of dark skin combined with some aspects of Western facial features but not fully."}
+{"text":"Rollan"}
+{"text":"She comes from the Bunt community who were upper class landed gentry & warriors. Being higher caste always equates with being fair skinned"}
+{"text":"schizo alert lol"}
+{"text":"For all the different boards 4chan claims to have it really just comes down to whining about getting no bitches, jabbering over who's white, general self pity, trolling, generals and porn. There's maybe 0.1% of threads that couldn't be slotted into one of those and it stays consistent across all boards. There is no distinction between them, you get the same experience on each board."}
+{"text":"What brought this on lol"}
+{"text":"This place would've been interesting to see in its hay day. Why did they leave? What was it's primary purpose? Who were the people here and where did they come from?"}
+{"text":"They were built because the area was defensible and a lot wetter/more fertile. They were abandoned because of the 40 year drought in the region in like 1290 ad. The pueblo were originally a quasi nomadic group roving the four corners region who are probably mostly from new mexico. There's a youtube channel called desert drifter or somethihg that goes into some of these if you want to see them."}
+{"text":"They've discovered proteins that only occur in human flesh in the human feces there. If they wanted to \"have you for dinner,\" they meant it."}
+{"text":"Is Heaven or hell a real place or mental projection of dying people… like trick of mind. Why does Hell exist if torture and punishment doesn’t really change behavior as observed in most living human beings"}
+{"text":"The \"Enjoy Hell\" anon is a baptist, he believes that everyone who isn't a baptist is going to hell. He might even believe that most baptists also go to hell, given all the different branches of that denomination."}
+{"text":"He hasn't been baptized and anointed properly to Christ love."}
+{"text":"God doesn't love everybody. In fact, he hates you. Then He's not omnibenevolent, a fundamental attribute of the Christian God according to most Christians, thus making you a Hellbound heretic Oops!"}
+{"text":"The Black Baptist Church can take care of that"}
+{"text":"Enjoy Hell anons. Burn (Energy) will come to you, but only if you Sin™"}
+{"text":"Are cats mindless automatons?"}
+{"text":"cats are extraterrestrials"}
+{"text":"No, on the contrary, cats have extremely variable personalities, one might be lazy and just sleep all day, one might not like hugs while the other loves it, one might meow less than others le doggerinos are closer to being automatons because they're all loud, ugly, smelly and bipolar"}
+{"text":"intellect ravaged by centuries of mom-son incest love dogs hate cats Not surprised"}
+{"text":"Old Kingdom pyramids whose core masonry has been exposed clearly show that there was a stepped core structure that was then filled with limestone and finally finished with the smooth casing stones. There's also the logical chronological progression from Djoser's step pyramid to the Sneferu's smooth sided pyramids to the Giza pyramids. Why hasn't anyone developed a pyramid construction theory based on this \"step pyramid first\" approach? Instead every pyramid construction theory has them built the entire structure course by course."}
+{"text":"what do you mean, there are several that are known to have been built this way"}
+{"text":"That's my point, we know that there is a stepped core in all of them but no one's worked out a construction theory with the \"step pyramid first, then fill it to make it smooth\" approach."}
+{"text":"You're talking about the technique used in the Meidum pyramid, where there was a step pyramid core that was filled in and then encased. That method was not repeated, probably meaning it failed relatively shortly after it was completed."}
+{"text":"Pic in the OP is a cross-section of Menkaure's pyramid by Maragioglio and Rinaldi who did the latest comprehensive surveys at Giza in the 1960s. They unequivocally state that there is a stepped structure forming its core based on what can be observed from the gash made by medieval Muslims, and Howard Vyse's tunnel through it into the very center of the pyramid. There is obviously a stepped core inside it. Some of the satellite queen's pyramids at Giza also show a stepped structure, and it's highly likely they were all finished smooth to be true pyramids."}
+{"text":"Is it true that white Americans carry much more yamnaya than Europeans (Largely due to northern English, Irish, Northern German, northern dutch, etc descent) And that explains why Europeans are mostly farmer cuckolds and cowards while Americans are conquerors and colonizers?"}
+{"text":"Americans are only like 20% northern European at most bruh"}
+{"text":"yeah we totally won in 'nam. our kda was higher so we got more points even though the north conquered the south the only reason we didn't win harder is because the JEW COMMIE LIBTARD TRAITORS stabbed our brave boys in the back as they invaded neutral countries with no congressional or public oversight"}
+{"text":"I am white! says paco the obvious turd worlder that hasn't left his mother's basement in 6 months"}
+{"text":"Nordic steppe isn't particularly high. It peaks in Ireland. Nordics have high EHG via SHG admix and Baltic That's probably why they are less masculine and warlike than continental Germanics instead being longhoused faggots like swedes"}
+{"text":"Nordic genes are dominant. When you breed a Nordic with an Italian the kid looks Nordic."}
+{"text":"Why are there no approved translations/research/translations of vedas and other indo Aryan manuscripts? One would assume a religion that claims to have more than a billion followers would have more scholarship into this"}
+{"text":"Hindus don't really care about the Vedas. It's later texts like the Upanishads, the Puranas, and the Mahabharata and Ramayana that they draw their practices from. Also there are thousands of translations of Indian texts/manuscripts. What do you mean by \"approved\"? There's no single authority for Hinduism. There are some critical editions of texts though from academic institutions."}
+{"text":"What evolutionary advantage was there historically to be shorter other than less caloric need? It seems exclusively to be a survival mechanism for starvation"}
+{"text":"Faster and more resilient horse and cart riding. Cultures originating this were tall. Lesser surface area for arrows and bullets to wound you. Returning soldiers were taller than the conscripts indicating better odds of survival."}
+{"text":"Shorter women will prefer him over very tall men. lmao nope. pure manlet cope"}
+{"text":"Variation in general is good for a population since it allows the population as a whole to be more adaptable, but often there isn't a detriment in that variation, so it doesn't matter in terms of selection. Evolution doesn't happen to individuals, it happens to populations. Trying to analyze it on a individual level is typological thinking that's completely fucking useless. Read a book, dipshit."}
+{"text":"Is that really a disadventage?"}
+{"text":"honestly, why should anyone care what women desire anyways? we're physically stronger and could beat them in a fight. then its sexy time."}
+{"text":"How would the pharao have felt seeing the art inside Saddam s palace?"}
+{"text":"Grok"}
+{"text":"Hello Rajesh"}
+{"text":"an american would not say pharao"}
+{"text":"Why would an Iraqi warlord dictator base an image off irrelevant ancient Egypt compared to his nations historical ancestor?"}
+{"text":"Mesopotamia has had chariots before horses dumbass. It was something introduced into Egypt by the Hyksos"}
+{"text":"Why did the Spanish mix with the natives and the blacks but the English didn't?"}
+{"text":"Yanks would be absolutely shocked to land in Germany and see a brunette lmao"}
+{"text":"Tell that to Guatemala which throughout history has consistently been more than 50% indigenous but has never had an indigenous president Also Benito Juarez was the ONLY indigenous president of Mexico"}
+{"text":"Yes, Argentina, Uruguay and South Brazil were settler areas. The natives in these regions were (largely) exterminated by the Portuguese & Spaniards, and the independent governments that succeeded them. Then the Great European Migration of the 19th Century impacted this region greatly. Receiving more Euro immigrants than anywhere else outside the USA. So you can find a large European descended population in this area. About 60% of Argentinians and 78% of Uruguayans are unmixed Europeans. Brazilians around 35% IIRC. Going by genetic testing not self-identification bs. The Spanish adopted different policies in different regions, not out of the goodness of their hearts, but as I explained here  they adapted to the conditions of a given region. It was not feasible to genocide the millions of peoples that inhabited the Inca Empire or Mesoamerica. Even if they had wanted to kill them all, they couldn't have. These people, with advanced societies, were more useful as integrated vassals, their social structures were co-opted by Spaniards and incorporated into the Spanish Colonial Empire. However, in Brazil, or the La Plata basin (Argentina & Uruguay), the natives were hunter gatherers (low population density) and often quite aggressive, so the Spanish and the successor states decided to simply clear them out or drive them to the margins beyond the unsettled frontier. While in Hispaniola or Cuba, they literally enslaved all the natives and worked them to death until not a single Taino or Carib was left. So the politicies of the Spanish and Portuguese depended on the area on which they settled, not just their cultural idiosyncrasy. They never had racial segregation but they did feature genocide, slavery, and abuse of native peoples in a myriad of ways. These Hispanista narratives are not serious to anyone that knows a bit of history."}
+{"text":"all of the ruling class in all latin american crountries are also brown mutts I will say this is true, even in Argentina, funnily enough, the middle classes are much whiter than the criollo elites, since they descend from recent European immigration whereas the criollos with famous pedigree surnames (\"my family was on the Mayflower\" type shit) have been in South America for much longer so they had more chance to mix. Pic related is famous polo player Nacho Figueras (upper class and clearly mixed)..."}
+{"text":"... while pic related is ghetto-type musician \"El Polaco\". (Originally lower class though now doing well because of his music)"}
+{"text":"Muhammad banned adoption only because he wanted to marry the wife of his adopted son Zayd. So he then said adoption should be banned and Zayd was no longer his son. Pre-Islamic Arabs practiced adoption all the time."}
+{"text":"Zaynab bint Jaḥsh and Zayd ibn Harithah."}
+{"text":"Cuckstianity?"}
+{"text":"Cucks"}
+{"text":"Why though?"}
+{"text":"I wonder what goes through the minds of people who create memes like this?"}
+{"text":"implying"}
+{"text":"To find who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"}
+{"text":"you worship the body of Christ must worship nothing you believe the spirit came into the flesh, making possible what you call civilization, and such people as they are were called to unite, forming the one true embodyment of God upon the earth with a mandate to live and rule forever with all possible authority you have been deceived, as many have, into thinking that the worship of the jew's devil is christianity"}
+{"text":"pwned!"}
+{"text":"the body of Christ must worship nothing If you don’t worship him, then you wouldn’t believe him to be a god you have been deceived, as many have, into thinking that the worship of the jew's devil is christianity Then denounce the entire Old Testament"}
+{"text":"salvation in Christ requires the worship of nothing"}
+{"text":"simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize 6 year olds with leukemia"}
+{"text":"Which Greek god was the biggest asshole?"}
+{"text":"Sure thing, anon. “better life outcome” equals “enjoyed sex” By that logic political hostages “enjoyed” captivity forced marriages were romantic war brides were lucky Ancient people did not think this way. Neither does anyone with a functioning brain. Io becoming queen of Egypt and Europa becoming queen of Crete both follow the same pattern: removed from home removed from prior identity installed somewhere Zeus controls indirectly never given a choice to go back Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"niggas Zesty lil buck"}
+{"text":"What was the difference between Apollo and Helios or Artemis and Selene? Why were there two sun/moon gods?"}
+{"text":"Zeus. He tortured Prometheus, the father of Deucalion (the Greek Noah, father of Hellen, ancestor of the Greeks), for giving fire to men, and asked Hephaestus to create Pandora's Vase and her to curse humanity. Legitimate Demiurge."}
+{"text":"In Homer I'd say the act I took most offense to was Athena's conduct in arranging the massacre of the suitors, turning some minds away from their inclination away from reason and leaving Odysseus' household toward stubbornness and remaining to await death. Her turning of the minds of Hector's men towards agreeableness with his hubris and remaining encamped outside Troy before the return of Achilles was also pretty bad."}
+{"text":"Are Latin America, Australia, Türkiye, and the Slavic world part of the Western world? What is considered “Western”? What cultural or religious reasons are there for including or excluding them?"}
+{"text":"Japan isn't confucian but SEA and half of phillipines is"}
+{"text":"China's per capita GDP is below the global average, and yes, this matters in the context of hard/soft power because it shows that Chinas economic power is weak relative to its massive population. Having 4x the population of the US yet still trailing in terms of economic power is why China is not considered a superpower"}
+{"text":"Retarded map Pakistan is part of Iranic culture and Bangladesh is DESI, Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan are iranic the Stans, Turkiye, Mongolia and Azerbaijan are part of the Turanic culture, all of southeast asia are of the same culture despite religious differences Greek is the same as the rest of balkans and certanly not western, and no way in hell hungary, croatia and slovakia and poland and baltic states are western. The sahel and somalia are completely different from the maghreb, and the maghreb itself is different from the middle east China Japan and Korea are one culture Brazil is its own culture and different from the rest of hispanic america, as well as much of the black caribbean (haiti, jamaica, dominican republic)"}
+{"text":"Retardations \"Western\"; why not \"Eastern\", then? It's like labeling people African, Asian, but then Caucasian, not European... And \"South American\"; wtf is even that? Catholic and Protestant would the actual cultural divide, there. And Animist, for \"African\"."}
+{"text":"When did it all go wrong for Indian civilization? Did it ever have a chance of being redeemed from being known for mountains of garbage and rape?"}
+{"text":"redeemed"}
+{"text":"India was one of the three great civilizations of humanity, along with Europe and China. Each of them emphasized something different, but only Europe and China picked something that actually worked (competition and collectivism respectively), while India picked spirituality. It did lead to some fascinating religion, philosophy, and theology . . . but that's fuck all use for anything other than making nerds interested. It could have worked, if they were the only humans on the planet, and didn't mind being stuck in medieval squalor for all eternity. But they weren't, so it didn't matter."}
+{"text":"They will soon be the only humans left on the planet as long as they keep outbreeding everyone else and migrating to other countries."}
+{"text":"I think electing communists to powerful government positions for 50 years after the partition may have had something to do with it"}
+{"text":"India didn't even do that, it elected gay socialists instead. Communism might have helped."}
+{"text":"I find it interesting how North and South Italy are so different despite being in the same country and relatively close. The most obvious explanation to me has always been that North and South Italians are genetically divergent in several highly relevant traits. Modern GWAS studies follow these differences exactly as one would expect. North Italians score very high in genetic markers for intelligence. Likewise of course they score higher on markers for height, and skin color (though notably the differences were larger for intelligence). South Italians on the other hand score fairly low. This perfectly explains how North Italy is among the most developed regions in the world -- higher than France, much of Britain, on par with the other Germanic countries etc. -- while South Italy is relatively backwards. In antiquity, of course, it was South Italy that was superior to most of Europe. This is likely either because civilization was more difficult to attain in more Northern climates (e.g. a bronze plow could not properly farm the hard soil of more Northern European countries), and perhaps also because intelligence was heavily selected for over the past two thousand years in NW Europe (incl. North Italy), and this effect was smaller in South Italy, or perhaps in the reverse outright. Some of course will also bring up admixture with lower IQ races. Anyway, just find this all interesting. Simple explanation that explains so many phenomena, that is then confirmed with data."}
+{"text":"Skin pigmentation:"}
+{"text":"Height"}
+{"text":"Tuscany bro here The differences between north and south are even cultural. My uncles worked in a family transport company, and they always talked about how lazy southern Italians were, but honestly? Today I live in Apulia, and I don't see how that could be true. And regarding height, skin color, etc., I didn't see that much difference, honestly. Most of the \"blonde\" Italian women I know are just plain ugly."}
+{"text":"I have a feeling that southern Italian women have fishy vaginas while northern women do not. Is my intuition correct? Something about brown Med women that makes their pussies stink."}
+{"text":"is the byzantine empire too high iq for modern historians?"}
+{"text":"Byzantines never existed, it's a made up label by butthurt germoid ''historians''"}
+{"text":"1000 years of wopentines and all they ever invented was forks and napalm (despite which they still lost)"}
+{"text":"Even the late Roman state after Constantine the Great was vastly different from the principate/republican period"}
+{"text":"True. What existed was the heretical greek despotate of constantinople"}
+{"text":"hospitals"}
+{"text":"THERE ARE 2 BILLION GALAXIES WITH SEPTILLIONS OF PLANETS AND STARS INSIDE EACH ONE, AND I CREATED THEM! ME, ME, ME, ME, ONLY ME!"}
+{"text":"there are 4 billion women on this planet and OP hasn't kissed any of them"}
+{"text":"I WANT YOUR FORESKINSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"don't masturbate."}
+{"text":"Hey 4chan this is my first time posting and i would like to get helped getting some books to learn about history. Im looking for books prohibited books that talk about interesting things about stuff like religion or social things and overall stuff that promote brain enrichment. Im trying to escape brainrot because is getting out of control and making everyone stupid. Somebody told me 4chan is a place of highly intelligent people and very skilled individuals so... as long as u guys are more competent than reddit user im fine with it. Oh crap I forgot to tell you, I speak Spanish, so I will always prefer get the sources in my language but since this is a damn anglo place it does not matter if I have to read a little in English (im going to intensive classes of ESL as an 19 yrs old man) or if I just can't understand because of the level of English, I just can search for the Spanish version of it myself. thank you!"}
+{"text":"As you can see  this board is full of retards. You're better off asking somewhere else."}
+{"text":"Why didn't she just put on the fucking dress"}
+{"text":"What are the odds she fucked black guys or at least brown or yellow guys"}
+{"text":"Because it's not practical for a battlefield. She wore dresses at formal royal events."}
+{"text":"I'd rather wear a dress then be burned at the stake. No homo."}
+{"text":"The gay nobles were wearing dresses already"}
+{"text":"Lesbo much?"}
+{"text":"Did native americans feel about the white devil bringinf with himself negroes like Native africans felt about the anglo bringing with himself pajeets?"}
+{"text":"1. Learn English you stupid spic. 2. Natives also kept slaves."}
+{"text":"Probably something like: hoyaheya hoyaheya. But maybe: hoya heya hoya heya."}
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+{"text":"/hm/ is for sharing porn. People posting new threads should post several images (6+) to get the thread started. Don't just post one image and expect other people to do the work of making a successful thread. Hookup, camwhore, and 'rate me' threads should go on /soc/. Advice threads should go on /adv/. (work-safe). Discussion of LGBT topics should go on /lgbt/. (work-safe). Requests for sources, or more images should go on /r/."}
+{"text":"Do not post any 'rate me' or any other self shots here. If you want to post pictures of yourself, please use /soc/ - Cams & Meetups Do not post \"Exposed\" content, or any other content that constitutes revenge porn. This will be banned as a violation of Global Rule 4."}
+{"text":"Old thread maxed out, post your fat dudes here."}
+{"text":"hot ass friend of mine"}
+{"text":"Post the photos/videos you've lost the source of, and share the origins."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know this guy's socials or something? I found 2 videos for them in (thisvid) but nothing else they seem the type to make content"}
+{"text":"I've seen the video in a thread. Do they have an account?"}
+{"text":"Thank youuuuuu"}
+{"text":"so who's this hunk?"}
+{"text":"No kinky sissy men thread? Lets fix that."}
+{"text":"Guys who couldn't top even if they wanted to. Fit masc guys preferred. Also size comparison thread."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but not in any kind of fun way. It's a little less than 3 fully hard. I used to be 7, but it started shrinking when I turned 25. I'm 31 now, and that's as big as it gets most the time."}
+{"text":"I have the same cage! It's the only one I've found that I can wear for hours comfortably."}
+{"text":"I used to be 7, but it started shrinking ? How"}
+{"text":"Are you intersex?"}
+{"text":"I think when boys get a little embarrassed its hot... Pics, webms, and even stories and experiences would be awesome. You can post whatever, as long as it contains some sort of humiliation..."}
+{"text":"Check out the chastity thread on /r/"}
+{"text":"I am once again coming here to confess my love for streamer/overwatch pro Gael \"Poko\" Gouzerch"}
+{"text":"bro...."}
+{"text":"I have some good news for you (it was pretty obvious tho)"}
+{"text":"Dude was looking for his roommate's semen with a blacklight and had tranny porn in his history. I have no doubt in a few years there'll be an orbiter confessing he was paid to fuck him or something."}
+{"text":"No matter how boring or average, tell us your actual first time stories. No fantasy pedo stories, no embellishments, just the real deal. In High School. Have a friend who hangs out occasionally. More like an acquaintance really. Dude buys weed through me basically and shares. Were both into riding Mt Bikes and like to ride the trails in the hills. Quiet, lots of woods, nobody around. Perfect places to stop and get stoned. One day I’m peeing and I catch him trying to peek at my dick. So I make fun of him, he denies it. Usual situation. But secretly it kinda gave me a chub. So I started playing around, doing the typical grab ass stuff guys do, but really seeing how far he’d go. I wasn’t really expecting much. Couple days later, we’re out riding and stop at a good place we smoke weed at. Then the unexpected. He was behind me and says “hey, look at this”. I turn around and he’s got his dick out in a funny kinda “gotcha” fashion. So I whip mine out and we’re both laughing, but neither of us are trying to look away. Well, this progressed over the next week or so to where we were going off and playing super grab ass, dry humping, pulling our dicks out at every opportunity. Finally, hanging out there he asks me to front him some weed. I tell him I’ll give him a $20 sack if he sucks my dick. And to my surprise he straight up said Ok! It threw me off and I thought he was joking, he wasn’t. I was instantly hard and embarrassed to even pull my dick out. But he insisted and eventually I did. He starts giving me some amazing head. He’s also jerking off while doing it so I gave him a hand. I shot a load in the bushes and that was that. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If he's a bottom he'll already be cleaned out for your date. It's fair to ask him if he cleaned out, or what he does to clean out ahead of getting fucked imo. I like telling my tops how much fucking work it is to get ready to take dick cleanly. they usually more appreciative after lol"}
+{"text":"It's fair to ask him if he cleaned out thanks man, I don't want him to feel weird about it, I'll ask when the mood permits it I'll show my appreciation alright"}
+{"text":"word of warning, it's not for the faint of heart. the \"process\" is not pretty and in no way sexy or hot. but absolutely worth it for a good top"}
+{"text":"My first time fooling around with a guy (or anyone) was with one of my friends in high school. I was 15 he was 16, and it went on for a whole summer, where we'd spend the night at one of our houses and just play video games naked in our rooms until we got horny and started jerking off together. Most times we'd end up laying next to each other and jerking the other off, only a few times did we ever try oral, but we never did do anal, although I suggested it. We also never finished on or in each other and we finished ourselves off unfortunately, at his place we'd cum in a bucket and at mine we finished out my 2nd floor window. The one exception was one of the last times we did it, because I said I was close and started to get up so he rolled over onto be and pinned me and made me cum on myself then I said fuck it and finished him off onto me too. It was hot as fuck but it got on his sheets so he didn't want to do it again. Oh and also, I was a very early bloomer while he was a very late bloomer, so by 15 I was done with puberty and I swear he hadn't even started by 16, so my dick, which I now know to be pretty small, was bigger than his. Today my dick is the same size it was at 15, and I assume his is bigger than mine now, at least I hope it is for his sake, because he ended up being straight."}
+{"text":"yeah I've done a few douches for myself to stuff things up my ass before eventually switching to condoms on carrots because it was less messy I still use a prostatic massager a couple of times a year but I have to be in the mood for anal, which is exceeding rare, and always by myself besides I'm a caregiver, I see shit all the time, I just wouldn't want any on my cock I'll report ITT in a couple of days, wish me luck"}
+{"text":"Venezuelan concubine edition"}
+{"text":"Dios mio"}
+{"text":"Te gusta?"}
+{"text":"Hngggg"}
+{"text":"The poor HSI agent has such sad and cute eyes. Bet he doesn't want to be there at all, like: \"I didn't enroll for this shit\"."}
+{"text":"Post your measured cocks with ruler straight, top down angle collage compare if you like"}
+{"text":"Tadaaa"}
+{"text":"Share any Gifs and videos of soft cocks getting hard"}
+{"text":"… had record harvest in that garden Kek; could be in a screenplay, Tarkovsky, Malick, …"}
+{"text":"EPIC thread... Plus stoooopid captcha..."}
+{"text":"Moar pics!...nearly a month gone by?"}
+{"text":"Anyone else absolutely love to see uncut dick with the 4skin pulled right back to the max?"}
+{"text":"Only good pic"}
+{"text":"You guys ever measured how long your inner mucosa is?"}
+{"text":"I'm really horny and hard anyone want to trade with a Send me a message on Telegram:@Black_bnny"}
+{"text":"show off uncut cocks"}
+{"text":"A great cock I will be hitched to someday soon."}
+{"text":"Real uncut"}
+{"text":"god the veins do things to me i feel weak just staring at this"}
+{"text":"are there more webms of this guy? i wanna see him finish so bad"}
+{"text":"Teeny tiny precum dropplet"}
+{"text":"morning precum"}
+{"text":"Do you?"}
+{"text":"more small pp"}
+{"text":"Perfection"}
+{"text":"4chan guys hot day today edition featuring santino previous:"}
+{"text":"wwyd"}
+{"text":"give him the penis he's asking for"}
+{"text":"im ready"}
+{"text":"God I love dicks so much"}
+{"text":"Please - stick to \"real\" nerdy guys. NOT conventionally attractive porn stars in glasses and random muscular men holding video game controllers. The chuddier the better."}
+{"text":"It looks like a still from a liveleak video like someones about to hit it with a hammer or some shit."}
+{"text":"same kek Got really worried until I saw it's a jpg"}
+{"text":"I'm incredibly attracted to men on the Norwood scale. Male pattern baldness, skinheads, buzzcuts, and everything in between. It's a shame that they're so stigmatized and ridiculed, because I see it as a unique form of masculinity. Drop your finest bald men here."}
+{"text":"Older men, silver foxes, who are relatively in shape Bonus points if they're in missionary position"}
+{"text":"Would let them top"}
+{"text":"Ever since I covered the faces of a couple with cum in college I've been obsessed with them, especially when they tell you it's the biggest they've seen"}
+{"text":"god i would lap up every last drop of that off the ground a white guy could just cum on the floor and i would happily lap it up and beg for him to cum on the floor again"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Post musclechub / thick / dadbod types Not a space for full on chubs or older daddy types, aim for under 40, with that solid mix of muscle and fat."}
+{"text":"Perfection"}
+{"text":"I love that it's peaking out"}
+{"text":"Perfect"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I need a big black throbbing nigger dick to get me pregnant post delicious beautiful black men, bonus points if they are cumming in cute white boys"}
+{"text":"is the Micropenis Having Neckbeard incel speaking??"}
+{"text":"Any of you ever actually take bbc up your ass? What is it like?"}
+{"text":"Those posts are at least slightly off topic, right?"}
+{"text":"I guess it will depend on the bbc. I’m bi and not super experienced with guys, so it was the largest cock I’ve ever taken but that’s not a huge sample size. When he thrusted it deep inside, there was that pain/pleasure of his cock pressing against the anal walls. I’ve used dildos and plugs a lot, so it wasn’t anything I couldn’t handle but he fucked me relentlessly for about an hour so it was pretty intense. That’s the physical, but the psychological effect is on another level. That oh my god moment of “I’ve got bbc balls-deep up my ass” is pretty indescribable. Apart"}
+{"text":"Previous: Post obedient little faggots who know their place."}
+{"text":"Smaller cage."}
+{"text":"Name?"}
+{"text":"Love good locked fags They will always beg me to take their keys and then become my sextoy on demand"}
+{"text":"jailbait twinks The best thing ever"}
+{"text":"Contrast beetween a muscular Men fucking a feminine/submissive boy."}
+{"text":"I NEED more of this"}
+{"text":"With the amount of man cock that has been in me my main regret is I never took pictures like this with those strong tall men"}
+{"text":"God i want a daddy to breed me"}
+{"text":"Probably fake, definitely gay, but man this was a great read thanks anon!"}
+{"text":"Florida trip pls!"}
+{"text":"Turns me on so much am I alone?"}
+{"text":"Should try to keep in contact with him and drop hints or look out for changes in his demeanor towards you"}
+{"text":"Just found out accidentally that one of my cousins frequents grindr. He’s a top and I am a bottom. He writes me up and we share nudes. He still doesn’t know that I am the guy who went him nudes while I am 100% certain that his dick pic was his. We used to always be playful and humor each other but I just assumed that it was straight guy jokes. Just now I realized he probably was genuinely complimenting my fat ass. My cousin is fucking handsome as hell with a large cock so I wouldn’t say no. But hell, how do I come out to him, he’s quite a bit younger than me."}
+{"text":"like father like son"}
+{"text":"You could try to meet him and pretend like you didn't realize"}
+{"text":"My father had a baby boy with his first wife and immediately left, hooked up with my mother and she had me a year later. 14 years later he brought me out to meet his first son, my stepbrother. He was 14 and I was 14. As soon as I met him he was overly sexual. Brought me up to his room to \"show me his games\" and as soon as we were up there he said \"wanna see my cock?\" From there it just continued, asking to see mine, if I wanted to jerk off, wanting me to jerk him off. I was hesitant but he was able to convince me. Eventually it came to blowing him and I did. All of this started on a Friday night and I was blowing him Saturday night. I sort of did it because I had no where to go, but also I was curious. By the time I left the following Friday, I had pretty much done everything with him. And it was constant. Every second alone he was using me and if we weren't alone, he'd make an excuse to get me alone with him. I never saw him after that (now 11 years later) but I think that week formed me sexually."}
+{"text":"i know that asshole"}
+{"text":"seen it on /b/"}
+{"text":"A weird underwear fetish adjacent fetish I have for sucking cock bulge through gym shorts, boxer briefs, skinny jeans, suit pants, Under Armour, compression shorts, etc. Especially seeing it get all sloppy and wet from the guy gagging on the bulge. Unfortunately kinda uncommon in porn, so feel free to contribute."}
+{"text":"Ethan Lestray."}
+{"text":"i guess lmao this and like heavy sloppy throatfucking with lots of gagging (especially when they try and talk with the cock down their throat) are the hottest things by far i think its pretty hot sucking dick through the fly or leg too, or with their boxer briefs pulled down but still on, definitely when they start drooling on them, but like its not as hot as this"}
+{"text":"Harry_jen I love the material of his boxer briefs"}
+{"text":"Malik Delgaty and Lev Ivankov"}
+{"text":"Cole Church (one of the hottest porn stars)"}
+{"text":"Anyone else have a thing for black bears? I'm a top, but when it comes to black bears, I turn into a submissive slut."}
+{"text":"Super hot. This is the exact body type of the guy I was hooking up with back in my single days. Every week or two one of us would text the other about how horny we were and a few hours later I'd be naked in his bed getting absolutely plowed. I probably took more raw loads from him than all others I've taken combined. Never kissed me once lmao."}
+{"text":"Matthew david zazueta loves black cock"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"I do not and therefore would like some videos."}
+{"text":"I want to be lying on the warm sand behind him and sniffing his ass and taint"}
+{"text":"my gosh...you are beautiful"}
+{"text":"Omg op you're hunky I love it"}
+{"text":"Is a Handsome Man"}
+{"text":"I’m get sad sometimes I wasn’t around with spending money when he was a cam model. I’d have made him do some.. unique things."}
+{"text":"Time to confess your sins Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I loved the view (small high school, our whole grade had PE at the same tijme, so I saw EVERY guy in my class's dick every day), but was way too nervous to try to see who else might be cruising. Decades later, I still really can't think of anybody in that class who was gay. Post script--both the coaches who would sit in there whhile we showered & dressed were hot AS. FUCK. and I always hoped they might shower with us, like on a day it was rainy ort something but we were still outside long enough to get wet. No such luck :( I did get my vindication years later (when I was about 40 LOL) when one of them showed up in my health club and I managed to time my locker room visit just right to finally see him naked CHA-CHING, never give up!"}
+{"text":"I have a stepbrother who's three years older than me, and he was a huge part of my gay awakening growing up. He's got blue eyes, black hair, wears glasses. pretty skinny but toned. Puberty hit him like a truck and I recall being attracted to how hairy his legs, happy trail, and armpits were. I looked up to him a ton and he was very protective over me because I got bullied a lot at school for being gay. He would defend me and tell me to tell him if people he knew were bugging me. There was definitely an emotional side of my attraction to him. I was so sheepish and nervous around him once the crush developed. Once when I was 14 he and I had the house to ourselves for a weekend because my mom and step-dad were going away. Stepbro and I hungout like usual but I stupidly thought in my mind that something was going to happen between us (nothing did). I was so infatuated with him and by the time I was 15 it clicked that nothing would ever happen between us, so I got depressed over that. I was jealous when he had a girlfriend and he bragged about fucking her. Eventually he moved into his biological mother's house so I stopped seeing him a lot aside from school until he graduated and went off to college. I was still jerking off all the time thinking about him and went so far as to download this video of him off his Instagram where he was working out shirtless. I used that as jerkoff material a few times then felt gross and guilty and deleted it. I don't talk to him anymore because he and my parents had a falling out and he doesn't talk to the family. He's married now and totally straight since I haven't mentioned that already. Part of me is still sad that I never got to fool around with him. I would have done anything to have him be the one to deflower me. I still feel kinda gross and weird about how much I wanted him."}
+{"text":"There's a lot about that which just doesn't really quite suit your characterization of it. You explicitly set up a meeting to suck his dick. Then you sucked his dick. Are you trying to say it's assault that you did it out in a public place? Or that you wanted to suck his dick in a different way? Why'd you go to McD afterwards? If it were rape, why are you conflicted about it? What's fucked about any of this other than your weird fetishization of yourself as a rape victim ... even though you were not raped? What you're experiencing, anon, is called cognitive dissonance. You weren't raped. And you're trying to characterize your experience as rape, and you're uncomfortable with the fact that you just can't make the actual facts match your internal narrative."}
+{"text":"Christian guilt is so retarded. You're apparently feeling more guilty about the fact you did gay shit (nothing to be ashamed of) than that you cheated on your gf (that's the part you actually should be ashamed of). I dunno man, get over yourself, accept who you are, or don't, but make up your mind. You can't be a good Christian boy with a wife while having your \"hottest experiences\" with a man behind her back."}
+{"text":"kek goes on gay date, gets dick was in public is this an assault?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know what happened to him? I used to follow him on X, but I haven't seen him since."}
+{"text":"Can we get a thread for Cooper, /fa/‘s qt finance bro and VP of his frat?"}
+{"text":"How is there a thread still up from 3 years ago, I've never seen anything like this"}
+{"text":"Presumably a single obsessive stalker. It's genuinely creepy."}
+{"text":"10/10"}
+{"text":"are all gen z men doomed to end up going to the gym or is there any luck for me to find a beautiful chubby man my age as an 18 yr old ? I put I prefer chubby men in my Grindr bio and I only get messages from old men rip"}
+{"text":"Post anything to do with your love of guys with permanently exposed heads, tight two-tone shafts, dark brown scars"}
+{"text":"I hope the lotion Oprah made from my foreskin helped someone out..."}
+{"text":"with one hand (or both hands) behind their head, gets me hard af"}
+{"text":"That smirk so hot"}
+{"text":"Fully exposed"}
+{"text":"I think he goes by the name DiscoDick or DiscoDickNYC"}
+{"text":"who is this absolutely beautiful man"}
+{"text":"Men with their natural bush. Sweaty and musky are a plus :d"}
+{"text":"They’re for scratching and sniffing"}
+{"text":"cute! any more of him? looks like me lol"}
+{"text":"Would suffocate in that hair"}
+{"text":"looks like me lol Post bush"}
+{"text":"Musky stinky morning blowjobs with bush in my face"}
+{"text":"Show me different types of dicks! Anything goes, any size, ethnicity, shape, thickness, length, with foreskin, without foreskin, with pubic hair, without pubic hair. Whatever it is, the weirdest-shaped dick you've ever seen! Or any dick you like, I want to see variety"}
+{"text":"so enticing, do you have more of it? Softer, fully erect, balls close up. Looks so good that you just can't do wrong"}
+{"text":"post the best position"}
+{"text":"The bottom is discodicknyc"}
+{"text":"Porter Wescott (top) & Tristan Scott (bottom)"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"yep, his quads are the minimum expectation of biceps from the men who fuck me"}
+{"text":"No clue about the actual video, but the top looks like Rocco Steele"}
+{"text":"Black men topping white men"}
+{"text":"Sauce? Love seeing masc dudes take bbc"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"Sauce please"}
+{"text":"Hnng Sweaty Need to play with that bellybutton"}
+{"text":"HNNNG"}
+{"text":"Air Force?"}
+{"text":"Men wearing suits and poking out their dicks to be precise, but any men wearing suits is welcome"}
+{"text":"Old thread reached the image limit"}
+{"text":"God bless Americock"}
+{"text":"Pointing gun at his own genitals / femoral artery. Nice firearm handling there, dickhead."}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"He is pointing to the bed"}
+{"text":"Nudes Welcome"}
+{"text":"For the Enjoyment of Asian Men. Old Thread Trying a new title scheme for these since these threads tend to last several months."}
+{"text":"wow, who is this stud"}
+{"text":"I would like Eric Janicki to throw me to the ground and bang my eyes out!"}
+{"text":"Guys with just that little extra"}
+{"text":"Holy shit he is hot"}
+{"text":"Who is he?"}
+{"text":"source"}
+{"text":"Naughty Nomore November Edition: A NNN alternative for boys who need a little help with discipline everyday of November roll dice to determine how many swats for the maintantance spanking and each day add another die (so one die on day one, two on day two, three on day three etc...) and if the maintaince spankings aren't enough to keep him from nutting double or triple the dice for each time he's failed during the month (double for the first offence, triple for second, quadruple for third etc...) to be completly clear every spanking after the offence is multiplied and repeat offenders get the multiplier increased. For boys with multipliers and/or towards the end of the month the swats can be spaced out throughout the day as long as each session has at least ten and any missed swats by midnight must be in the first session of the next day and doubled. any implement can be used but consider upgrading to harsher implements as the month progressess especially if the boy continues to spill his seed despite his maintaince sessions. it can be started anytime during the first week and if he has already nuttted before the maintance regime was started simply double or triple the first days amount (no need to carry the multiplier if the offense was before treatment began) any missed days are treated the same as missed swats once it's started (that is include them in the first session on the day you get back to the regime). Do this everyday from when you start to Dec 5th so that the final punishment of Naughty Nomore November is on Dec 5th (Krampusnacht) this not a results thread per the ban on original content on this board but feel free to discuss your experience and also to discuss memorable times you were disciplined especially if it was by a romantic partner or as an adult. And on topic pictures are encouraged as always."}
+{"text":"I wish more spanking content had penetration"}
+{"text":"Have u heard of figging? I love it, sadly theres like 4 videos of it in the internet."}
+{"text":"This thread is not getting the love it deserves"}
+{"text":"Source"}
+{"text":"Ugly dudes that you find attractive"}
+{"text":"These guys are way to hot to be in this thread"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"You like mine?"}
+{"text":"More of him?"}
+{"text":"Speaking from personal experience."}
+{"text":"We have a bigger cock than you, that's for sure. What you call shitty ghetto behavior is the masculinity white bottoms want. The more you speak ill of us, the more they want it."}
+{"text":"I'm here to confirm that, tell him king."}
+{"text":"saw a profile preferring white men, (havent seen that in forever) omg yes im soo excited, the world is settling again."}
+{"text":"Every fetish has its day"}
+{"text":"Hoping for this to happen to me too, doesn’t seem to be much bbc in my area though :( Rate my Grindr pics! Snap: lillatteslvt"}
+{"text":"ideally on the dick but whatever"}
+{"text":"dI'm looking for fellow boybutt appreciaters"}
+{"text":"did the real man use that tight hole yet its what youre good for..."}
+{"text":"I LOVE butts"}
+{"text":"I’m the 3rd one - I really want to be spanked and groped sooo thank you <3"}
+{"text":"Post furry, strong, masculine, bearded men that could throw you over their shoulder and breed you repeatedly. No bitching, just post bears."}
+{"text":"I'd let him raid my village over and over and over again."}
+{"text":"Can’t wait for the ugly, flabby, troglodytes of /hm/ to post OC of their heinous bodies and burn our eyes out."}
+{"text":"I need this man inside me yesterday"}
+{"text":"The way that button is starting to struggle a little bit is perfection"}
+{"text":"barely covered dick or hole. tents/ erections in underwear count, too"}
+{"text":"I'm in love with this ass"}
+{"text":"Oh no onii chan, I've fallen into the washer and I can't get up, oh nooooo qwq"}
+{"text":"post dicks that are close to perfection"}
+{"text":"teh cutfag cope thread"}
+{"text":"Nice dilf cock"}
+{"text":"Mesh, nylon, P.E., basketball shorts"}
+{"text":"Based thread I just started one that is basically this but for dicks getting sucked through gym shorts/under armour. They are so hot. A guy I was friends with for a while, before this random falling out, once thrusted at me while talking to another guy to try and bully me for being gay and its seared into my mind. I still cant remember if he had a genuinely big dick flopping back and forth in them or if thats a post hoc addition (wishful thinking) but I will never stop wondering if that guy had a monster cock. This is Bo Sinn in a really hot video of him getting his dick sucked through his gym shorts. My biggest fetish, but really hard to find."}
+{"text":"Casey Everett and Asher Devin"}
+{"text":"Bigger muscle men fucking smaller men. Pure tops. Pure bottoms."}
+{"text":"Rocking cocks doing the dock."}
+{"text":"what does this feel like? t. cutfag"}
+{"text":"Nothing special physically. Other than feeling close to the other person, just an itch that is scratched."}
+{"text":"Physically I agree. It is like playing with my foreskin in any other way. Mentally it's exciting, because this is the closest you can get (face to face) with another guy."}
+{"text":"because this is the closest you can get (face to face) with another guy Well there's also frotting."}
+{"text":"Stories, anecdotes, discussion welcome"}
+{"text":"Handsome man"}
+{"text":"1920 x 1080"}
+{"text":"Nude, Large, and Hard bonus if fucking"}
+{"text":"MY MATE ON /SP/ BLOODY LOVES THIS FELLA, HERE'S A THREAD TO WANK TO HIM. ENJOY!"}
+{"text":"CORRR HE'S BLOODY SEXY ISN'T HE. IT'S SO MUCH BETTER POSTING HERE THAN SHITTING UP A FOOTBALL THREAD ISN'T IT"}
+{"text":"OP here. I also fantasise over the idea of a big black man making love to an 18 year old Dutch girl. Care to indulge me fellas ;)"}
+{"text":"1920 x 1080"}
+{"text":"Are there any Billfags left?"}
+{"text":"nearly two year old thread this board is so fucking dead lmfao"}
+{"text":"Men tied up"}
+{"text":"So many guys on instagram/tiktok who are 18-25 and insanely jacked. Who are your faves? @ them if you add a pic (Pic: Casey Kelly)"}
+{"text":"the broccoli I just can't. I really can't. Laughing at how fucking stupid that looks completely robs him of whatever appeal he might have had. You might as well put him in a polka dot dress with a fucking clown nose and big red rubber shoes."}
+{"text":"this, lmao"}
+{"text":"Luke Elsman"}
+{"text":"Bridger Quirante"}
+{"text":"Chase Sorosky"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to find this guys. Any idea who is it ?"}
+{"text":"His name is Robert Paulson"}
+{"text":"Part II"}
+{"text":"I'd watch him do things"}
+{"text":"found him on reddit"}
+{"text":"more posing please"}
+{"text":"I need a cock closeup!"}
+{"text":"1/2 be out in my soccer team team doesn't have a problem with it stay at youth hostel for tournament the team we're playing is at the hostel too notice a gay-seeming kid in the other team and try to make friends with him, letting him know I'm gay, but asking for discretion at the start of the game, the guy I'm meant to guard says something like \"better keep your distance, faggot\" (the one I was talking to must have told him I'm gay) get angry, and foul him harshly during the game get a red card, but my side wins guy I fouled is PISSED back at the hostel, I'm smoking a cigarette outside suddenly he and 2 of his teammates pop up and grab me, putting their hands over my mouth be dragged off into a little wood right beside the hostel he says he's going to make me pay like the fag I am now they hold me down as he pulls down my trousers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"was 6years old and my brother 14 Got me to play a game Got naked together in the bed Stick his cock between my tighs and come and goes until he came Cum drip all over my legs, I remember that getting rid of his sperm was always a very long and tedious process, i was wondering years later how he released this much at 14."}
+{"text":"Male-on-male incestual molestation and rape to me is the hottest... with the rapist blackmailing the family member with threats of exposure into performing more sexual acts."}
+{"text":"sucking his cock every wednesday for the next 7 months until he decides he wanted my ass I have so many questions. 1) So this when on for over a year, from 16 to senior year? 2. Did he ever reciprocate or just use you? Did you ever jackoff during sucking him or later after he dropped you off at home? 3. When he started fucking you, was he gentle or just use you? Did you get to cum during? Where did he fuck you, still in his car or apartment?"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"i'm glad i'm gincel now because now i know my heart will never be broken like this. another 10 years and maybe ill even get magic powers."}
+{"text":"Pictures of pants/underwear stretched to show the cock inside. Bonus points if it's you rn snapping a pic in your pants. When I was a teen I was at a sleepover and my friends dad caught me staring at his bulge in his boxers. I could see it wiggle when he walked around. When no one was around he walked over and pulled his waistband open to let me get a good long look inside. He had a half chub from the attention, I remember it was thick with a huge head. Jerked off to that memory for years. Guy on grindr sent me this one and it reminded me how much it turns me on."}
+{"text":"got aroused while looking at penis kinda gay bruv, post more"}
+{"text":"If you shave off your pubes you actually need to fucking kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Sexy cock"}
+{"text":"Thinking of getting a PA. Anyone have one or any experiences with them?"}
+{"text":"House niggas, massa's boys, BWC thugs, black femboys"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"#Hrt4Afrika"}
+{"text":"You get the idea"}
+{"text":"Hehe"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"I find guys from the northern Caucasus quite interesting. They hit some of the nails middle easterners do without the ugly brown skin and rat faces Plus they are not \"genetically diseased\" inbreed as they are good fighters"}
+{"text":"Hope OP doesn't mind south caucasus men. This one is georgian."}
+{"text":"Is this ilya topuria brother? So funny how different they look"}
+{"text":"I need a cute fat Asian dude so bad."}
+{"text":"He's a Japanese gay furry porn artist I follow. These are the only pictures of his body. The rest of his twitter is what you expect."}
+{"text":"details that make him even more attractive Thank you for posting. But also, who?"}
+{"text":"Baller, thanks. Cute guy draws cute guys."}
+{"text":"preferably joes, chubs, and himbos twinks, prettyboys, and other southeast asians are welcome, too starting this off with men of my taste. feel free to contribute your own"}
+{"text":"would you swallow dick in a nipa hut?"}
+{"text":"title translates to, \"fucked by my brother\""}
+{"text":"I met a 50-year-old man a year ago and have been seeing him ever since, at least once or twice a month and sometimes several times a week. I (24) then met a girl online And it turned into a long-distance relationship. I tried to stop seeing my top, but the truth is I love being fucked anally. One of my fantasies was to have a threesome, and at one point I told him I wanted to do it, and just like that, he went ahead and did it. He called another top guy with his penis was TWICE as big as his and they used me however they wanted in bed, with me in sissy white lingerie. It was great, they even tried double penetration but it wouldn't go in. That was the last time I had sex too, and every now and then I dream about doing it again. My anus got so fucking stretched for that moment that I feel it's not the same than before, but I really loves the feeling of my boypussy receiving that big white dick while I managed to receive all that, painful at first but so pleaseful at the end. Any advice on handling two dicks at once? I'm fantasizing a lot again and even willing to do it with more than three men at the same time. I'm a slut who needs cock."}
+{"text":"Reading your post was so exciting; my cock got rock hard imagining being you in that moment. The time I had a threesome was only for a few hours because I was in a hurry, but I wish I could do it for a whole night. I guess you have to train then by inserting bigger and thicker things, there's no other way. Even so, my tops dick was smaller and only went in halfway when I had the other XXL one inside me. I think if they had fucked me for longer, they both would have entered at the same time."}
+{"text":"the cock density in such a small space just beautiful"}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Fucking hell"}
+{"text":"soft golden fuzz peachy balls spreading meaty head ffs i envy that lucky bastard that will get this"}
+{"text":"This thread is for images of black and brown bottoms enjoying white cock. Previous thread: archiveofsins.com/hm/thread/2555379 All our past threads: archiveofsins.com/hm/search/subject/bleached Discord: discord.com/invite/bJGWBJj"}
+{"text":"sexually harassing black men is insane"}
+{"text":"built for BWC"}
+{"text":"I'm happy you're creeped out"}
+{"text":"Max konnor got gangbanged"}
+{"text":"cocksucker pov"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the gif of a dude from this angle. I remember seeing it at least 10 years ago or so. The dude is white, I think wearing a hoodie, he flips off the camera and sticks his tongue out, but then puts his juicy cock in frame and shakes it a couple times. I haven't seen it in so long and would love to see it again."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Post sweaty pits that need to be slurped"}
+{"text":"Love this guy He has a wicked bush too"}
+{"text":"Weirdly specific but hot"}
+{"text":"Youre not sitting on my lap, but I wish you were."}
+{"text":"Asian boys are the Aryan man's natural concubines. Post oriental boys getting wrecked by BWC"}
+{"text":"Giwtwm"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"I don't know what is it about white men that makes my knees so weak they really do give me a natural urge just to serve them and make them happy"}
+{"text":"Uncut all natural intact white men only."}
+{"text":"Xxl_european on Reddit. The measuring tape is fake though. He is big but not that big."}
+{"text":"He stands out even compared to all the other monsters here"}
+{"text":"Hot cock"}
+{"text":"That head tho"}
+{"text":"Garloid thread."}
+{"text":"Educated, Emotionally Intelligent, Wealthy & HOT!? Sign me up"}
+{"text":"and of course, the best to ever do it"}
+{"text":"i have more if anyone wants it. i swear you could fill entire threads with just him"}
+{"text":"Real men's feet, soles, toes. Socked, bare"}
+{"text":"hot as fuck"}
+{"text":"tfw no footjobs from an arab guy :/"}
+{"text":"He’s a fat, sweaty, arrogant slob and I’m obsessed with it. He radiates that pure, nasty dominance that you can't fake. Stop posting twinks and post a heavy-set man. Need pics where he looks massive or sweaty."}
+{"text":"Dad bod"}
+{"text":"An ass of a mammoth"}
+{"text":"Melania has to fuck this"}
+{"text":"according to a guy named Sacha Riley (who went on to be a hot army dude pictured, look up lisevoldeng on substack to hear him tell the story) trump is incontinent because he shoved a 10 inch tent stake up his ass trying to defend himself from him at a party some time in the late 80s or early 90s"}
+{"text":"What was your biggest gay orgasm? I'm straight but my biggest fetish is being seduced by a gay dude and having a massive cumshot while screaming \"no please, I'm straight\". Biggest turn ons are cumming while frotting cocks, cumming hands free from anal penetration, and a guy deepthroating me while I cum deep inside. Give me the motivation to meet someone on sniffies"}
+{"text":"There was this one time, back in 2021, when I fucked this 28 yo Puerto Rican guy. He was smaller than me, and had a fat ass. He started sucking me off, and then I started eating his ass whilst he continued sucking me, and I could tell he was enjoying it, since he was moaning, though he tried to hide it, and then I fucked him in missionary, doggy, had him laying on his stomach as I fucked him, had him ride my dick, and then told him to stand against the wall. At first he complained a bit, but ended up enjoying it. He still texts me 4 years later."}
+{"text":"be about 25 been seeing this guy for a few weeks and the sex had been great. I was a total bottom for him, loved servicing his dick and riding it this time he comes over and we hangout for a bit. Fast forward a little while and I take his dick in my mouth and just go to town on it and move my tongue lower to his balls, then to his taint and then to his asshole. he is loving every second of it I reach over to my bedside table and pull out the lube and get my hole ready, I didn’t want eaten out or anything, just needed him inside of me as soon as possible he takes me from behind and just thrusts for about 10 minutes, hitting the spot really consistently and I’m in absolute bliss I spurt a fuck ton of cum onto the bed, and ask him to use it as lube when he pulls out, then get on my back and as him to keep going he enters me again in missionary and it is intense as fuck as he’s got his entire length in and out of me I try to take a drink of water and it spills onto my face, and he just keeps jackhammering me, and after a few more minutes I cum onto my stomach, a little bit less than the first time I switch it up again and get on top, and because I’m so sensitive in my dick and my ass I pretty much just take his entire length, and then grinded on him. I kept telling him through my mains that I needed his load in me. I feel his dick twitch every time I say it so I played with his nipples for a bit and as I was doing that, I nibbled on his ear and whispered that I needed him to cum in me a couple minutes of this and I can feel his dick just explode in me, and as he does, I leak the last bit of cum that I can and rub it into his chest he pulls out of me and what felt like a gallon of cum followed. I told him that I needed it again the following day we kept at it for a bit but he was a bit flakey so it petered out. I still think about him and it’s been nearly a decade"}
+{"text":"Where's the \"gay\" in this story? Were you imagining a hard, pulsing cock fucking you?"}
+{"text":"I'm straight"}
+{"text":"Obviously, yes lol. The “story” of the porn I was watching was that a bunch of hung men are fucking you and you dildo your ass to the beat. Fun shit. I’m waiting for the next video made by the same guy, he’s got a whole series"}
+{"text":"Boo!"}
+{"text":"I almost got too excited. masked site where the guys are rarely masked you can still see most of their faces even with the masks What`s the point?"}
+{"text":"Maybe it's like Superman. Without the tights and cape , nobody can recognize you."}
+{"text":"The top died this year. So, it's a little day-of-the-dead."}
+{"text":"I wrote about this experience for another occasion, and thought I might as well share it here with you guys. Love hearing about how you all started enjoying cocks. 1/2 My first time was back in school with my close buddy. We were both the nerds of the class, and we usually hung out everyday after school at my place to play vidya on my N64 (usually Mario Kart or Goldeneye). We didn't talk about sex or girls at all, but we were still high on hormones like everyone else. That however changed this one day when we came home to my place after school where we just had sex ed for the first time. We joked about it at first - referencing the material we were shown and talked about how goofy it was, but later turned into us both admitting we jerked off daily and talked about which girls from class we fancied the most. We were hopeless nerds though (which I guess we both somewhat knew) so there was no pussy in sight for any of us. This was quite a few years ago, so there was actually no mention of homosexuality in the sex ed class, but they did however find time to briefly mention anal sex. I guess that's partly what sparked our imagination... the other part was that they gave all boys a couple of condoms to take with them home and I guess we were all kinda eager to try them on. I don't remember exactly how my friend worded it, but he ended up suggesting that we could “perhaps try it out on each other” and I remember thinking that sounded reasonable and I pretty much agreed to it instantly. My friend seemed eager to go first, so I pulled off my pants and placed myself on all fours in the bed with my head down - just like I’ve seen women do in porn. I had no anal experience whatsoever at this point. I think I had imagined that the receiver in sex was just “playing nice” and letting the top have fun - and I was eager to try penetrating after my friend was done."}
+{"text":"be me, 15, blonde, English, just broken up with gf go on craigslist looking for anything in my sleepy town, say I'm 18 as I looked older than I was find 30y/o chavvy guy, sends pics of him in trackies, puma socks, the works says he's got an hour free for lunch if I want to suck him hop on my bike and meet him in woods near my school (totally the start of \"was last seen entering woods\", but horny brain didn't care) he realises I'm not 18, and starts to get more excited says he'll tell all my school friends I'm a fag if I don't do what he says gets me on my knees and starts thrusting hard in my mouth holds my head still and starts pissing saying I needed to swallow or else some dribbles out so he says \"fail\" and makes me take my jeans off pushes his dick in my ass, thankfully as a gay little fag, I had played with my ass a lot with fingers and other things I shouldn't have used, so it hurt but the sloppy bj and sweat from my panicking helped too hurts like a bitch after a while, try not to cry out, but he's loving it 5 mins later, cums in my ass and has me lick his dick clean before pissing on my face Calls me a loser nerd and walks off I'm kneeling in the woods, feeling a mix of horror and horny, so I stay there and jack off. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"At 18 years old, I looked on a Craigslist-like site for a top to suck his dick. I was a twink at the time and had always fantasized about that moment. One guy contacted me; he was 37 years old, and I agreed to meet him near his house, where he would pick me up in his truck. I was nervous, my heart was pounding, and then I saw him coming, fast, almost anxious, and he honked at me like he was in a hurry. I got scared because he didn't seem very discreet, But I got really excited and ran there while my little penis was hard. When I went inside, I saw him and he was very handsome. He greeted me and was very friendly, and as soon as I approached to say hello, I reached out and touched his bulk, which was quite large. He laughed, and we started talking. At one point, I hid, going down into the glove compartment out of fear, an he told me to relax, that no one would see or recognize us. That's when I loosened up and we started joking about what we would do and where we would go. At one point I made a pun with \"sucking\" and a A business with a similar name, and he laughed and pulled out his dick. It was huge, like 8 inches long and 3 inches wide. I saw it and my mouth watered. I started masturbating him, and while I was doing it, he moaned. At one point, while I was driving, I got out to kiss his dick and go down on him a little. Then he told me he couldn't find a place to cruise, So I suggested a parking lot, and he thought it was a good idea. We stopped there, and I eagerly began to devour his enormous cock while he moaned and touched my ass. We were like that for 10 minutes until he finished in my mouth and I swallowed it all. Turns out I've been a total slut since I was 18, and I hope one day I'll completely unleash myself and be used by as many men as possible. Now I only like big dicks, hehe. I hate small penises, I have one and I know my place: I'm only good for pleasing with My big, fat, insatiable ass."}
+{"text":"My next door neighbor used to have me suck his dick in his families garage. His mom caught us one day and I couldn't come over anymore He owns a restaurant next to my work now and gives me free coffee any time I come in. I'm nervous but I want to start sucking him again"}
+{"text":"be me, 18m, chubby fat boy senior year of high school. no girl talks to me, i jerk off to pics of girls and big cocks on 4chan am very horny, have a snapchat account where i post myself for men and some women it's january 2025 and i get a text from someone who added me from reddit that switched to snap he's 32 wants to meet up send him more pics of me before i go shower and shave drive 30 minutes meet at a public parking lot get in his car and talk he has a girlfriend but loves fucking fat girls, his first time meeting with a boy is me. i take off my clothes fat boy is now naked in his passenger seat he pulls out his bigger cock. 7 inches big. i start kissing it and licking and begin sucking for the first time Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"he shows me videos of him fucking fat girls while i suck him off I used to meet up with a guy who would show videos of him having sex with his wife while he gave me a blow job. He was a chubby, out of shape guy and his wife was pretty hot. Not sure if it was a cuck situation, but all the vids were of him going down on his wife."}
+{"text":"In this thread, we're going to share sex toys that you have or you wanna buy. Here's a few pointers to get you started 1. The brand - code (if any)/Link (Encode with Base64 if they're considered as spam)/price when bought 2. Positive/Negative 4. Special features 5. Personal experience with toy 6. Attach photo or webm of the toy"}
+{"text":"There's vaccines? And you could ask your partner for his medical test?"}
+{"text":"I don't think I'm in anyone's bucket list lol. so that's why I'm investing in toys or dolls or AI (if they already exist) instead."}
+{"text":"xl flint by bad dragon, things a beast."}
+{"text":"Bought a flip zero from Tenga recently and was wondering if Dial Gold is safe for cleaning it with. Could only finds posts online discussing cleaning dildos/anal plugs with it which I would assume has different standards for cleaning from Onahole type products."}
+{"text":"CEO Shooter Luigi Mangione Edition The more I learn about him the more I want him to top me allegedly bi ivy league valedictorian nerd known to constantly flirt broke his back while working out and insurance wouldn't cover the rest is history"}
+{"text":"He isn’t talked about enough"}
+{"text":"Marcel Hesse, the /b/tard killer. I quite enjoyed his hair when he grew it out longer."}
+{"text":"It's pretty hot the size difference there is between him and the other guys, I wonder what his height is."}
+{"text":"His head looks photoshopped on"}
+{"text":"idk if someone already put him here but Artyom Anoufriev is loml"}
+{"text":"I shoved a water bottle for the first time a while ago and after a couple of minutes of trying to push the thick hard neck in my ass I finally managed to do it and the moment I did I instantly came"}
+{"text":"How would something be embarrassing if you were by yourself?"}
+{"text":"You posted that on Baby Jesus's birthday OMG"}
+{"text":"what the fuck does ecco2k's 2019 album \"e\" have to do with any of this..."}
+{"text":"double k crystals kiss my nuts"}
+{"text":"I did that once. I saw a video of someone pissing in a condom and wanted to try, I've always had a piss fetish. I used a condom that had been in a jacket pocket for long enough to be expired and did it over my bathtub to avoid a mess. When I realized it felt pretty good when the piss swirled and sloshed around my dick I decided to see if I could jerk off that way and sure enough lol. I haven't done it since, maybe I'll try it again."}
+{"text":"Anyone else into men with cigars?"}
+{"text":"I hate how scraggly, visibly-meth-addicted sacks of flappy shit attempt to normalize themselves like that. The leather cap and harness and cigar and shit, those are props which belonged to healthy, attractive and masculine young men. That doesn't belong to you. You might as well wear a fucking pink tulle tutu and ballerina slippers. You're fat. You're not \"a daddy\" or what the fuck ever. You're just fat. There is a way to grow old gracefully, and that is not it."}
+{"text":"on twitter, cockwomble"}
+{"text":"I feel like I can't find many hot photos alt guys(I'm not fucking talking about your average tiktok e-boy), but genuine alternatively dressing men, posting themselves, sexually or otherwise"}
+{"text":"Woah, wonder what he looks like without makeup"}
+{"text":"Thread for men with a big booty The bigger the better Pic : roberto nevarez"}
+{"text":"Bubble butt top"}
+{"text":"I want to tickle him until he moves his hands"}
+{"text":"Nothing embarrassing about that--you can't even see his face. it could be anybody"}
+{"text":"Fagcorn!"}
+{"text":"Old thread"}
+{"text":"Bears, beefy men, fat men and anything large. No obese or huge fat please"}
+{"text":"we arent here for you lard faggot fuck off, back to soc piggy"}
+{"text":"shot in the dark but maybe i can nurture/motivate you and cook for you to be like him? im a slim twink looking for this life"}
+{"text":"Who is this? All I can find is a few 4chan threads and a few lpsg ones but no IDs in them."}
+{"text":"PecDaddy"}
+{"text":"thank you, would glaze"}
+{"text":"Last one got to bump limit"}
+{"text":"Idk but hes hot"}
+{"text":"Yeaah"}
+{"text":"I would gargle on his cum no doubt"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"He is cute hot"}
+{"text":"Any stories, images or advice related to gay sauna visits"}
+{"text":"I mean thats probably for the best unless you wanna catch every disease."}
+{"text":"This was always my approach pretty much make out/jerk anyone off if they want it unless they're fucking gross obv the older dudes, by and large, were' ok with that spent HOURS as a 18-21 year old jerking off guys and blowing my \"regulars\" lol very selective about who I blow and who I let blow me tho always felt pretty safe because every time someone get out of line when I was there, other dudes stood up and stopped that shit penalty was getting kicked out and refused future entry, no one wanted to risk that no anal at the sauna, but have hooked up with a few of the guys after/later, always condoms very thankful I'm clean a man's got to have a code mine spared me the bugs, I believe"}
+{"text":"Tried a gay sauna for the first time ever last week. I was really nervous and had trouble even getting it up but I sucked 8 guys and got fucked by one. I was surprised to see it wasn't just old guys as there were a lot of good looking dudes in their 30s. I usually enjoy sucking grandpas but I practically ignored them just because there were better options everywhere."}
+{"text":"post scruffy bi guys with a mullet moustache patchwork tattoos that look like they roll their own cigs and do k"}
+{"text":"Vintage men looked hotter"}
+{"text":"Would suck"}
+{"text":"Let’s see some zoomer pups."}
+{"text":"using a mask to conceal an ugly face to trap victims in nonconsensual sex No thanks. I'm not moving to any muslim country and I don't want to be around any."}
+{"text":"Dumbest fetish ever invented. Also met a guy into this that fucked dogs. Nuf said."}
+{"text":"who's this?"}
+{"text":"would choke on ginger/redhead cock any day of the week"}
+{"text":"I wish you were my neighbor"}
+{"text":"I wish you were my neighbor..."}
+{"text":"Old thread reached image limit"}
+{"text":"Does not know why he isn't gay."}
+{"text":"Post guys pleasuring themself until they shoot their loads!"}
+{"text":"4/4"}
+{"text":"Who is this guy?"}
+{"text":"You have to do 110% strength kegels, hold it a bit and you should feel it coming."}
+{"text":"How dod you crop out the one part that the thread is about"}
+{"text":":))"}
+{"text":"Honestly starting to think this website hates me pls just make the video for all the effort i went through to ask for this"}
+{"text":"I've only been fucked a handful of times in my life but one of them was against this park bench (pic is me, hopefully will get bent over it like this at some point)"}
+{"text":"I bet if your cock is big enough you can just get away with more public indecency"}
+{"text":"I think he's handsome, in a \"ruggedly\" way...."}
+{"text":"I watched him on Tucker Carlson and I thought his off the grid lifestyle was erotic. He's a man who knows how to use his hands. All politicians are liars tho."}
+{"text":"I do find Punished Massie more attractive normal Massie but still, if we're talking politicians I'm more into guys like Beto and Zohran"}
+{"text":"He had a huge glow up after his wife died imo, he was too clean and nerdy looking before now his hot as fuck"}
+{"text":"He is. Beto is hot. Zohran isn't to me, would totally do a decade or two younger Curtis Sliwa though."}
+{"text":"He's so daddy"}
+{"text":"Can a brown boy admire some aryan beasts?"}
+{"text":"Well I guess that's one way to announce that you only get erect for liberals."}
+{"text":"You don't have Walmarts where you live?"}
+{"text":"Well that wasn't long after he was crippled, and there's a reason they never photo'd him below the chest. Go find out what he looks like now, though. Bonus points if you find the photos of his penis. I'll just go ahead and spoil it for you: it's not pretty."}
+{"text":"I love being white."}
+{"text":"can we have some used hole content here? the wider, the better. one of my favs is Alex Roman"}
+{"text":"sexy"}
+{"text":"everyday is leather day"}
+{"text":"Approach the situation strategically."}
+{"text":"How ,please can i get advice"}
+{"text":"They look photoshopped"}
+{"text":"I can feel it in my heart"}
+{"text":"Nude optional."}
+{"text":"12/10 handsome dude"}
+{"text":"post big bellied men enjoying their smaller partners. the bigger the difference the better. pics, stories, videos, fantasies... all is appreciated!"}
+{"text":"When I was 130 I let a big bear of a man do me while I was bent over my bed. He nearly broke the bed as he pounded me. I also met up with a fat guy my age and he loved doggy with me. I was never into big chubs but after meeting a few I became addicted to them lol"}
+{"text":"Nice. That would be my life goal to be fucked like that. Once I was chating with a fat straight dude online, he had a lot of really nice pics. Fully shaved and big belly... He was very nice and even proposed to fix stuff in my appartment. We were supposed to meet but I changed my mind at the last moment. I still this about him nowadays..."}
+{"text":"Source?? I love this"}
+{"text":"a demon typed this"}
+{"text":"Why do the bottoms (or younger guys in general) so often stare into the camera? Like, what's the point? I obviously didn't come here to look at you peering into my soul or making those cringe-inducing faces."}
+{"text":"No crossdressers"}
+{"text":"Not exactly a twink but close enough in my book"}
+{"text":"30 year old \"buff\"(overweight) unshaved brown with british teeth Shameless self post actual retard, or both? YOU decide at 5"}
+{"text":"Ur a retard its a fighter who has a mouthguard in"}
+{"text":"Love massive lowhanging balls. Preferably guys bent over swinging their heavy sack around"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"that should be a /hm/ thread"}
+{"text":"huge low hanging"}
+{"text":"Photos and videos of men wearing short shorts and coming out the dick, balls and butt spontaneously or very close enough"}
+{"text":"This image has been around years and it was some 21 year old twink. Are you telling me you’ve never seen onlyfans models doing photoshoot or TikTok’s at an outdoor gym? We only see a single bar climbing frame. The penis is girthy, there’s visible signs of shaving, the legs are long. Even without knowing how old this image is, the person in the image can be anywhere between 14-25 and I’veseen much older look similar to this. I think this is why no one cares because you just can’t tell"}
+{"text":"this is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen."}
+{"text":"Itt we post hot dominant brown men can be Pakistani and indian too"}
+{"text":"And yet none of them can ever get it inside the hole. Rapey yes, no concept of “slower” or “go in gentle” but also zero concept of “that’snot my hole you’re too high ooooowww”"}
+{"text":"I want my face in those balls"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This cute little fucker posts and regret deletes everything often. He has a funny vibe and seems like a goofy dude irl. Like he’ll totally let you blow him after some beers."}
+{"text":"i’ll post more pics if i figure out how to use this site"}
+{"text":"that’s all"}
+{"text":"Hey, this Twink here wants his fat ass destroyed and filled."}
+{"text":"Post the photos/videos you've lost the source of, and share the origins. Does anyone know where the photos I shared is from? Trying to prove a point."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Need this video expeditiously"}
+{"text":"i need this"}
+{"text":"passionalmax"}
+{"text":"Need to know"}
+{"text":"Last thread:"}
+{"text":"actually wasted the last picture on a censored nude from a mediocre OF fuck off"}
+{"text":"new thread:"}
+{"text":"amateur softcore thread. no blatant genitals, tasteful butts are fine. implied, teased, or censored nudity encouraged. examples include suggestive poses, dudes being homoerotic, covering their dick/ass, candid shots of bulge or booty in tight clothes, gym/sports pics, or just plain hot men (preferably in states of undress). NO PHOTOS OF YOURSELF. let's see some actual handsome men, y'know, like what we're here for."}
+{"text":"Post men that have sent DMs to you on reddit"}
+{"text":"he regrets and delete all everytime"}
+{"text":"This stupid faggot posts this in r/sph with his face blurred but sent it over dm so quickly lmfao. Anybody know his info?"}
+{"text":"This UK fag is closeted but keeps begging to be posted online."}
+{"text":"this slut blocked me u/toohollis"}
+{"text":"Reddit username?"}
+{"text":"I'm obsessed with fat old men. I can't stop gooning to them (and i'm married to one)"}
+{"text":"Do you like white cock ? Do want see a pov pic for my penis I will be here Kik: Holy.5.5 TG: EM6K5SZHV"}
+{"text":"Show hole"}
+{"text":"Your body is delicious, please post more pictures in different poses and angles with the ankle bracelets"}
+{"text":"Any sauce ?"}
+{"text":"You don't need rape threats, you need nail clippers."}
+{"text":"His name"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have that video of the twink ass lying on a bed and a hand giving him a slap and fingering subtly? It is usually around here, but I cannot find it."}
+{"text":"Cocoa Flavored massive black man meat that makes you want to get facefucked by a horse hung night tiger and get an enormous load of semen syrup for dinner."}
+{"text":"Why do only Americans get to have all the fun?"}
+{"text":"They don't, Europe is on a great trend too."}
+{"text":"I want to see more of this in public. I wish there were more guys sporting big bulges for me to ogle"}
+{"text":"Being 7 inches all I want is to feel like a boy compared to that"}
+{"text":"It looks sooooooo good wow"}
+{"text":"Anyone know if this guy is in anymore porn? He goes by \"st. croix\" on naked wrestling but he never gets hard or cums in those videos."}
+{"text":"he looks like a delicious piece of brit mulatto meat"}
+{"text":"Been a while since I’ve seen one on HM, always been a fantasy of mine. Share webms, gifs and stories please!"}
+{"text":"Pools, beaches, boats, hot tubs, rooftops, camping, festivals, destinations... Nice pics of dudes with that summer fun feeling."}
+{"text":"Hey guys, I want to ask for your advice: I an STRAIGHT guy and have a family. But in the past 1-2 years I have this urge to suck cock. I have this friend who is also strainght and also has family of his own, but I know he has some experinece in this filed from his teen years. This is the only suitable candidate, that i know of, for my mission. How should I tell him, that I want to suck his cock and not ruin our friendship or (even worse) not ruin our families? Thanks"}
+{"text":"But prep hasn't been studied long term right? I'm worried if I get on it it could fuck up my liver or some shit. I feel like I'm going to be hung up (no pun intended) on this my whole life. I'm kicking myself for not trying this ten years ago but I think I was too scared of ruining my life, friends/social, always had roommates, etc. the std's were always the biggest scare though."}
+{"text":"Prep, semiglutides, etc. - we're pumping so much shit down people's throats that will have unknown long term side effects dude. who knows what's coming in 10 to 20. Liver/kidney/pancreatic - that stuff has to fuck your shit up in some way."}
+{"text":"Imagine taking any OTC med. It has some effects/side-effects. Multiply that many times over. That is what you will get with prep. It is not nicorette or something that you should think about taking casually."}
+{"text":"But in the meantime and future, what i do i do with the desire and craving? For what i have been seing in the last couple of years. It is only getting worsts. I love my gf but this is hard"}
+{"text":"Jerk off to it and leave it if she is important to you. Its just a physical stimulation and doesnt worth the risk, thats honestly the best advice i can give you"}
+{"text":"Full Frontal BWC: Show BWCs in this position"}
+{"text":"Cum-splattered butts. All kinds of asses are welcome as long as they've got cum on them."}
+{"text":"So not only do you spam your ugly ass on every thread but you don't even bother to post something that matches the thread theme. You are without a doubt the worst poster on hm"}
+{"text":"Big White Cock Thread Let's all enjoy and share our favorite juicy, big, white cocks on this thread. Bonus points to those who have and share their huge, white monsters on this thread."}
+{"text":"Need this badly"}
+{"text":"Good christ"}
+{"text":"Sex"}
+{"text":"Do you prefer me at 185lbs (pic related) Or 200lbs (pic incoming) Age 39, 6’4”"}
+{"text":"kinda small hop on gear man"}
+{"text":"Which do you prefer? post ass so we can decide, your clitdick is telling me you're here for direct sperm deposit in your boipucci"}
+{"text":"Post dick and hole or GTFO"}
+{"text":"Post Hole. Post Hole. Post Hole. Post Hole."}
+{"text":"compare 15lb difference Are you a woman? I can swing 15 lbs in like 3 days"}
+{"text":"Continue the sexy cut meat thread here. Also if anyone knows what i should ask the doctor for if i want a circusmcion that looks like the in the picture attached tell me in the replies"}
+{"text":"Who is this? Would love to ride this cock raw!!"}
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+{"text":"Isabel ‘Izzy’ Myers is the star of the new movie Protector also starring Milla Jovovich."}
+{"text":"I really wish shed wear something more tight than the loose fitting clothes she does in these Her flat chest being bared on camera would be peak, not sure if the trannies darkies and the foods making movies would let it happen tho"}
+{"text":"See I would absolutely love to see it in all its glory though"}
+{"text":"Yep  is a bonafide retard and idiot trying to shame others. Just ignore the jealous tranny As for the pic you were referring me me, its been already seen, saved and gooned to when it was posted. Frankly, I'd like seeing her in those more than these photoshoots where her body is purposefully hidden as if shes a fattie and wearing clothes 2 sizes larger to hide the flab Post more where she shoes off her body, its greatly appreciated from my end atleast"}
+{"text":"all things Sophia Lillis"}
+{"text":"Sophiafag wins again"}
+{"text":"If you consider \"Biggest HomoFag Of The Year\" award a win, sure"}
+{"text":"No. I find it easy to understand homosexuality and bisexuality… because both are *sexuality*. Just as heterosexuality, these orientations lust for masculinity or femininity. But my replicant is neither… indeed, like a fish. Ostensibly nothing to lust for. Now I'm jealous."}
+{"text":"Now I'm jealous. That was MY quints, damn it!"}
+{"text":"Once the transition begins, what will \"he\" go by? I'm thinking \"Bill\", but dubs decide"}
+{"text":"Hot milfs, gilfs, cougars, and wine aunts of Hollywood. Fans of bogged face milfs welcome."}
+{"text":"Patricia Arquette is peak MILF. She's so hot in Severance"}
+{"text":"Kathryn Hahn is not one of the most well known sex symbols of the 2000s lol"}
+{"text":"Not usually into her but the silver hair really works for her. Stroked myself just last night imagining her in a matching silver bikini sitting her fat ass down on Ms Casey's face"}
+{"text":"taking AI celeb requests before my credits run out, it will probably freak out with more than x3 subjects or wild positions but will give it a try"}
+{"text":"Scarlett Johansson and Florence Pugh hugging/holding each other front-to-front fully naked, if you would, please. If you can make it look like they're bickering with each other (not a full-blown argument, just slightly annoyed) while doing so, that'd be great, but that'd just be a bonus and you don't have to if it makes things more difficult."}
+{"text":"REQUESTS Lea Thompson, Kirsten Dunst, Lucy Lawless"}
+{"text":"To boldly go where no man has gone before, within production budget."}
+{"text":"Tarmanian ships are to cool for such ugly one episode species"}
+{"text":"So, what was its purpose? Galactic folding drive dreadnaught?"}
+{"text":"Red alert."}
+{"text":"Coolest space ship ever."}
+{"text":"Previous threads"}
+{"text":"|More Rosie Jones please? And does anyone remember Kitty Lea?"}
+{"text":"Mommy Mels bum"}
+{"text":"Younger days, current, whatever."}
+{"text":"Allison Christin Mack. Where are the images of her rituals?"}
+{"text":"No need to keep digging, you already struck gold!"}
+{"text":"she got dirtier there then in the trash compactor"}
+{"text":"Carrie?"}
+{"text":"Leia"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"Randomly ran across this pic and realized I've never seen a pic of pregnant Carrie before. Huh."}
+{"text":"he's back"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry your parent didn't love you enough to get you a small stuffed bear when you were an infant."}
+{"text":"FOOD PRODUCT #4"}
+{"text":"Eternal Xo thread continues."}
+{"text":"um wtf is happening in this webm"}
+{"text":"Audio?"}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"Insert penis in mouth and cum."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Preferably isometric or 3D."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year"}
+{"text":"Bertie piss bottle Beans is that canon?"}
+{"text":"Her house"}
+{"text":"It is in a delightful part of England with 0% diversity that she nevertheless constantly defends. Women of the Western upper class have no honour."}
+{"text":"damn bitch you live like this"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"so I guess the plan of getting stoned af didn't work out? (please continue"}
+{"text":"Based Evie"}
+{"text":"Genetic perfection"}
+{"text":"A focus group dedicated to the study of Jenna Ortega's face. ### Objectives 1. Post hi-res depictions of Jenna Ortega. Bonus points for OC. 2. Spot the differences between beauty and Ortega. 3. Explain your homosexuality. ### Chat history"}
+{"text":"Yeah on drugs"}
+{"text":"Look in the background on the bed it's a mirror with Coke on it"}
+{"text":"Impact simulations indicate that Ortega's sturdy cranium can withstand forces in excess of 10,000 newtons – and she doesn't even flinch. She's like a Boston Dynamics robodog: you kick her and she immediately bounces back."}
+{"text":"Mid 20s and already hit the wall and bogged"}
+{"text":"Foot in various positions"}
+{"text":"...and justice for all"}
+{"text":"vickybro to the rescue!"}
+{"text":"Why did you only post the ones where her perfect belly button is hidden?"}
+{"text":"I don’t have that many pics from this event in decent resolution where her navel is visible."}
+{"text":"Old one:"}
+{"text":"may i interest you in a nonfuzzy upscaler"}
+{"text":"yea its pretty dogshit but you can't turn it off its kling O1"}
+{"text":"A.k.a. Würstchen Coward. Are the celebs pre-trained or from reference images?"}
+{"text":"when you wake up and there are still no new pics"}
+{"text":"Whole board: 13 posts in 2 hours. Moderators killed /hr/ then ran away."}
+{"text":"New year, old wounds. Timeless eavenly beauty."}
+{"text":"Holy shit, finally found it."}
+{"text":"thats not the fabled TRL footage, that was a different appearance. she has a different shirt on in it as seen in pic related"}
+{"text":"I'll take anything that is new to me."}
+{"text":"Previosu Thread:"}
+{"text":"I took it on an Ektar H35 Haha, it's a scan -- Idk how to fix the angle Trying again, regardless. This is of Naples."}
+{"text":"Sorry anon; yep, This was in Florence"}
+{"text":"i fucking hate top hats"}
+{"text":"who hurt you? some 19th century business tycoon?"}
+{"text":"i want to lift up that dress flap and delve into the unknown if you get what i'm picking up"}
+{"text":"I would let her peg me, straight up"}
+{"text":"If you haven't yet, consider Emma Corrin"}
+{"text":"will she be my \"sister\" who likes to read books and cuddle close when it's cold outside?"}
+{"text":"idk. haven't watched any of her movies yet"}
+{"text":"Pretty Femboys Traps Trannies Last one reach limit"}
+{"text":"gulp"}
+{"text":"Girls with cute little cocks are so sexy, I want to play with them, flick them, suckle the little balls while stroking their cocks with 2 fingers. Yet big fat girl dicks make me drool, I want to gag on that meaty fuckstick, take it balls deep and still stick my tongue out to lick the balls full of cum. Duality. Only transgirls can offer two great things. Either a cute little peen, or a delicious fat cock. Something cisgirls cannot appreciate."}
+{"text":"Stacycayslays on the left"}
+{"text":"AMAZING don’t stop"}
+{"text":"babs has two b's in it, what letter is it missing?"}
+{"text":"a c! for how cute she is!"}
+{"text":"Commerical, Residential, Religious, Any"}
+{"text":"Nice of them to not have turned this one into a car park, like that other one."}
+{"text":"Denise Richards It's very hard to find her HQ stuff. Post some sources if you guys can find any."}
+{"text":"facts"}
+{"text":"Choli returns!"}
+{"text":"Charlotte so fine she even makes me horny for women I'm not attracted to through simple proximity"}
+{"text":"she makes me wanna have sex with her fans"}
+{"text":"The One Piece is real! Edition Appreciation for South Asian women. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"who's bottom left?"}
+{"text":"Komal Ilsanker."}
+{"text":"I did first playthrough, even doing a pacifist run. Its doable but quite hard."}
+{"text":"is it true that they give some of the animals bumholes ?"}
+{"text":"Can we have an Ice Spice thread? Thanks munchkins!"}
+{"text":"Analsex is all shes good for"}
+{"text":"Can we have an Ice Spice thread? YES WE CAN!"}
+{"text":"Too much ass for my little wet dick. I love her. This one is a fav. I love that beautiful negress ass in a thong. I would wear a condom and let her poop on my dick."}
+{"text":"I would cum so fast behind that. Perfect slut"}
+{"text":"New Jessica Biel thread"}
+{"text":"thread for some beautiful Israeli faceporn"}
+{"text":"Somehow you went beyond absolute faggotry."}
+{"text":"any one have the pics of her at some award show and shes sitting down at a table and arching her back and playing with her husbands(i assume) hair?"}
+{"text":"Best cosplay girl of all time."}
+{"text":"Is this just the new username for Helly Von Valentine/Disharmonica cosplayer?"}
+{"text":"What model/program are you using for upscale?"}
+{"text":"Weapon of Ass Destruction Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"hot based"}
+{"text":"Damn so this isn't shopped? I wonder if it was her or the producer who said, \"Great, now lets do one where you're pouring a bunch of kids into your mouth.\""}
+{"text":"She seems like the type who knows what vore is honestly."}
+{"text":"You mean the surrealist body horror comedian who used to write for Eric Andre? No waaaay. Why would she know about weird fetishes with bizarre imagery?"}
+{"text":"Not everyone knows who she is. But she knew what she was doing 100%."}
+{"text":"Maya Stucco mask from Palenque, 300-850AD, Photo from the INAH. Proyecto de Digitalización de las Colecciones Arqueológicas del Museo Nacional de Antropología --------- Are you anons okay with ceramic sculptures/figures, engraved reliefs, or stone mosaics? Or do you want to keep it to carved monolithic sculptures? I guess technically a stucco mask/bust is already not that, but it's less of a leap then the other things I'm asking about For those who are curious these depict boxers (as in, the combat sport), the \"mandalorian\" style helmet is pretty typical for Maya boxers."}
+{"text":"Were you the anon maybe 4 years ago that held that pre-Columbian /hr/ thread? The filename matches all the images I saved from that thread. Regarding the content posted, I'm happy that /hr/ still has at least a handful of non-porn threads. Post what you got! But this is not my thread."}
+{"text":"I may have been in the thread, but I don't think I made it, I have a shit ton of Mesoamerican images and I do infodumps on other boards, but I don't post on /hr/ frequently because often the images I want to post aren't high res enough, even if I have a lot of high res ones too."}
+{"text":"My Goddess! previous"}
+{"text":"this one"}
+{"text":"well shit last I was on the page it said it had been deleted"}
+{"text":"Aurora is so pretty."}
+{"text":"that kinda suits her actually"}
+{"text":"*whips out cock*"}
+{"text":"I protest. She is not."}
+{"text":"You people are disgusting, that's why women have you guys. Don't mind them, aurora."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"i prefer to imagine myself having sex with women, not other men, and i don't have a racist homoerotic fetish"}
+{"text":"Thread ruined."}
+{"text":"Die mad"}
+{"text":"tranime"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Frontwoman of Paramore and beauty icon."}
+{"text":"\"Through the hourglass I saw you\""}
+{"text":"You are the only exception~"}
+{"text":"It's been a while, bros"}
+{"text":"She is so amazingly gorgeous. That smile is just glowing."}
+{"text":"She actually released a video indoor climbing showcasing her amazing tight ass."}
+{"text":"We know"}
+{"text":"She already looks like a granny"}
+{"text":"Only to an uncouth, mentally ill troon"}
+{"text":"my favorite Polish woman"}
+{"text":"Bane?"}
+{"text":"she's a big girl"}
+{"text":"not polish"}
+{"text":"I wish Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo would get bred"}
+{"text":"36 retard bux on the way"}
+{"text":"Can you imagine being her and having all that money and fame and every time a guy fucks you you have to either go fdau or with a bag on your face?"}
+{"text":"You were always on his mind edition."}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 246 posts"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"I also laughed at the thought of \"her\" having a girthy 8.5 incher. \"She\" might though"}
+{"text":"A real life angel"}
+{"text":"Success and prosperity to those who love Chase"}
+{"text":"She cute"}
+{"text":"No lewds? What a coward"}
+{"text":"Chase is not for lewd thank you"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Emily Browning wake up girl"}
+{"text":"Heavily based"}
+{"text":"It's the beautiful hazel eyes that get me. And the mouth. Oh lordy the mouth."}
+{"text":"Isabela Merced. American actress and beauty icon."}
+{"text":"Papi, saca ese pito Mmm que rico, me tienes bien caliente Spreads her little latina pussy for you"}
+{"text":"I don't know what any of that mexican jibber jabber means but if Moner said it to me I'd be rock hard. Literally fucking diamonds."}
+{"text":"I want to see Moner moan"}
+{"text":"With today's technology, you can see that in about two minutes from reading this message."}
+{"text":"I want her pussy in real life to pulsate on my cock"}
+{"text":"New years eve cleavage edition"}
+{"text":"Spectacular"}
+{"text":"I need to blow my load to her"}
+{"text":"More glorious Maisie"}
+{"text":"Driving me crazy"}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"Summer Glau, a former queen of sci-fi."}
+{"text":"I'd put a crazy straw in her ass and make her blow bubbles into my milkshake"}
+{"text":"So... what happened to her?"}
+{"text":"Babies! Five hundred of them."}
+{"text":"I <3 Jewish tits BASED"}
+{"text":"Eva Green in The Dreamers is the pinnacle of eroticism."}
+{"text":"Very true!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Angelic blonde PAWG"}
+{"text":"gyatt"}
+{"text":"cankles meh"}
+{"text":"smelly shitskins think they have a chance with her kek, my sides"}
+{"text":"Still better than any modern stars"}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"I grew up in Länsi-Pasila but we hanged out in Itä-Pasila a lot and it's funny how I immediately recognized this building. Ugly but extremely comfy area."}
+{"text":"Sara Jean Underwood"}
+{"text":"Did she also get calf implants?"}
+{"text":"99% plastic"}
+{"text":"it's fantastic"}
+{"text":"I dgaf her tits are even bigger and more squeezable"}
+{"text":"Tomás Sánchez Cuban painter and engraver, known for his landscapes."}
+{"text":"Thank you for sharing."}
+{"text":"Great finding. I hope to find some like this for the works of Zdzisław Beksiński."}
+{"text":"Kinda sad how that keeps happening. In the early days of the internet people was relly into sharing/preserving stuff through copy/paste but nowdays muh copyrights is hurting all."}
+{"text":"Still have a fair few left, but the cream of the crop is done."}
+{"text":"Post, talk about and masturbate to high resolution images of Natalie Hershlag Portman"}
+{"text":"Looks so fucking old with her hair pulled up like that Does she not realize that she's not 20 anymore? Put your hair down, it'll take away from the wrinkles and saggy skin instead of drawing attention to them."}
+{"text":"personally i don't think id be able to resist coating her face"}
+{"text":"any man who would cum someplace other than on a woman's cervix has issues"}
+{"text":"I would have issues all over every inch of her body inside and out. Those issues would be cums if you know what I'm saying"}
+{"text":"those roots Not a natural blonde?"}
+{"text":"I thought it was AI of her doing the punching Pepe meme at first"}
+{"text":"Nice pits god damn"}
+{"text":"jews will never be white"}
+{"text":"The best Blacked content from yesteryear Requests Welcome"}
+{"text":"The goddess poki"}
+{"text":"are the rumors about poki true?"}
+{"text":"yes. She has smelly feets"}
+{"text":"How do her feet smell? They don't have any olfactory function."}
+{"text":"Her poki toots are indeed putrid and vomit inducing"}
+{"text":"yes, poki has soft soles"}
+{"text":"The most beautiful girl in the world"}
+{"text":"Lovely cockrest"}
+{"text":"I want to tear her pantyhose backstage"}
+{"text":"BRAAAAAAAAP"}
+{"text":"Rae, Addison"}
+{"text":"Getting fat in a bad way"}
+{"text":"That's why it's so hot."}
+{"text":"So gay"}
+{"text":"Alicia Witt"}
+{"text":"The Backbone of Battlefield Might"}
+{"text":"Thanks to MBB nosebleeds now give me wood."}
+{"text":"Once it goes in for the first time."}
+{"text":"Rock hard, thick and throbbing to this"}
+{"text":"spillie for millie!"}
+{"text":"Hank Hill ass lol"}
+{"text":"marries a prime young actress acne, even on chest stretch marks adopts a baby rather you getting to cum in her 2-3 times a day"}
+{"text":"Francesca Capaldi. American actress and redhead goddess."}
+{"text":"I love this ginger like you wouldn't believe. Bought some bras from her but she washed them :((("}
+{"text":"Same, anon. Except the bra thing. If I’m going to get a bra from her, I want it to still be radiating the heat from her glorious body."}
+{"text":"new poshmark items instantly sell out. You guys are impressive."}
+{"text":"do any of them have any bloodstains i wonder"}
+{"text":"Ozempic face deranged"}
+{"text":"cutiepieeeeee"}
+{"text":"unf"}
+{"text":"far out she can really get a cock going"}
+{"text":"Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch"}
+{"text":"Born Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch August 18, 1994 (age 31) Port Orchard, Washington, U.S. Citizenship: United States | South Africa So she has an n-word pass."}
+{"text":"Any depiction of him"}
+{"text":"love this lil nibba"}
+{"text":"Flying machines of any kind."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"this, other than going off the deep end with shit tats she has looked amazing over the past few years"}
+{"text":"I want her to breed me."}
+{"text":"This bitch hasn't been relevant in 15 years."}
+{"text":"Cara was never really relevant she was always a C list nepobaby who comes from old money. But she's still super cute."}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"These men are making bicycles."}
+{"text":"Comfy"}
+{"text":"123 Pictures + Cover Cathleen A Age when shot: 21 Eye color: blue Hair color: brown Height: 163cm Weight: 48kg Breast size: small Measurements: 79/56/76 Country: Ukraine Ethnicity: Caucasian Bio: I am a girl of 20 and I am a student. I am a very emotional, quick-tempered and creative person. I love meeting interesting people who can share their experiences. Nighttime, autumn, nature, business, good design, my body and sex are most of my favorite things. I always wished to see myself in photos and pictures, therefore I began to work as model. It gives me an opportunity to present my body and private emotions for people who admire beauty of a female body. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"havent had a chance to look through this or the last 3-4 threads, but the Alessa Z - Lucky Us set was nice. she has a really cute body."}
+{"text":"Female politicians from European Union member states only."}
+{"text":"When will she finally peg me"}
+{"text":"such a pretty goddess"}
+{"text":"another day another load for mommy sanna"}
+{"text":"The hottest Latina whore"}
+{"text":"great thread and she is hot AF gay chuds should just fuck off tbqh, why are you even in this thread"}
+{"text":"shit thread and she is fake as fuck brown redditors should should just kys 2bh. why are even on this site? FTFY"}
+{"text":"Worse, Chechens are now fighting for Russia. Ivan Chesnokov is rotating at high speed in his grave."}
+{"text":"A WIP collage of weapons used by Mesoamerican civilizations like the Aztec and Maya"}
+{"text":"Crops and Machines; we are so back"}
+{"text":"Taiwan"}
+{"text":"definitely not in that picture, but yes nowadays most new equipment has autoguidance and steering so there isn't much one needs to do except unload and stay awake"}
+{"text":"Chinampa plots and canals at Xochimilco Chinampas are artificial islands made by staking out sections of lakes/wetlands to fill with layers of soil and trees to anchor it to the lakebed with canals left between plots, both keeping local ecology intact while creating additional land for urbanization or more strictly for agriculture, where they act as hydroponic farms or gardens, and also help reduce flooding and wind erosion. They were widely used by the Aztec (where they made up the majority of the land Tenochtitlan, their capital city, was built on) but due to the lake system around what's now Mexico City being drained, fell out of favor, with only some Chinampa plots left today in the few areas of surviving lakes/canals, primarily at Xochimilco, with the surviving chinampas under threat due to continued water table loss, pollution, and urbanization, which also threatens the Axolotl, since the canals and lakes make up their natural habitat"}
+{"text":"Swedish singer"}
+{"text":"those grapes were sour anyway"}
+{"text":"posted from my iToddler pad signed by Lanski"}
+{"text":"Goddess Elle thread!"}
+{"text":"based trash"}
+{"text":"She was fucking this guy for 5 years Sure, Jan."}
+{"text":"Why don't you make a thread for the ugly bitch then? Oh thats right because she is repulsive and it would be just you in the thread so you have to come here and troll like a pathetic loser"}
+{"text":"Elle has a better face and ass than Dakota. Sry but there's really no contest."}
+{"text":"It's that time again, where we vote for who will become /hr/'s official queen for the rest of the year. You voted, and unsurprisingly it's come down to three finalists you probably saw coming. Who will win this years Queen of /hr/?"}
+{"text":"Formidable digits, my friend."}
+{"text":"Deus vult!"}
+{"text":"Hilary Duff. The perfect PAWG MILF."}
+{"text":"does that mean she's going to masturbate"}
+{"text":"I hope so"}
+{"text":"Got it wrong. That's what they *eat*."}
+{"text":"sharing a 20 piece nugget and large fries dirty dumb consumer scum"}
+{"text":"You did good, Charlie..."}
+{"text":"any scenes of her giving a lap dance or striptease?"}
+{"text":"Let's get a thread going for the Cuban goddess"}
+{"text":"I have pics from that show but not what you're describing in particular"}
+{"text":"best olsen"}
+{"text":"its like when the two main digimon fusion digivolve at the end of a season and combine into something OP"}
+{"text":"I have no idea what you are talking about..."}
+{"text":"2 digimon become 1 super digimon"}
+{"text":"If you say so..."}
+{"text":"New year, new Milly"}
+{"text":"On the cover for Forbes Australia '30 Under 30' (2025)"}
+{"text":"Or other metart/femjoy models"}
+{"text":"Piano Goddess"}
+{"text":"old thread got Thanos'd during outage"}
+{"text":"An electric powered swing bridge from the 19th century."}
+{"text":"Sea Cliff Bridge Australia."}
+{"text":"From the other direction."}
+{"text":"Old Dee Bridge Chester."}
+{"text":"The serene darkness of the quiet hours on Earth"}
+{"text":"Steve Franssen your gayness is gay"}
+{"text":"excellent thread. first saw her in 3 body problem and then alien: earth. i don't think i've been on HR in years but came on here after nikki cox emerged in my mind bc of some unrelated ai image, found some highres images of her, and bam, i'm back. you guys don't miss a beat."}
+{"text":"Best mouth in the business"}
+{"text":"World's Best Food"}
+{"text":"The prettiest role in all the isles"}
+{"text":"Bump!"}
+{"text":"Sadie Sink. An American actress and redhead beauty."}
+{"text":"She’s so beautiful that she makes me yearn to lick her stubly pits."}
+{"text":"She's cute but she has a resting bitch face. Probably a huge cunt irl"}
+{"text":"She’s so beautiful that she makes me yearn to lick her stubly pits. You're such a faggot that you make Sadie sick."}
+{"text":"That's sadiesistic."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite jewelry"}
+{"text":"Yeah, boyeeeeee!"}
+{"text":"That would be useful for my local hiking trails"}
+{"text":"I didn’t even know that kind of wheel was possible"}
+{"text":"dumb thumbnails made me think she was walking around with exposed back, should've known it was just her hair"}
+{"text":"Impressive, at such an early age it must be incredibly difficult to have such developed legs, I mean, these take several years to grow this defined."}
+{"text":"looks italian"}
+{"text":"You are a giant retard"}
+{"text":"Been a while."}
+{"text":"Neeko is such tease love her"}
+{"text":"shes one of the few streamers who embraces her gooners, love her"}
+{"text":"High resulution bumholes and pussies"}
+{"text":"I imagine it's like getting your ballsack nibbled on, just without the balls."}
+{"text":"Need more Zoey"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"That's flora, from hegre art"}
+{"text":"Milktruck has arrived"}
+{"text":"Not her real nipples unfortunately. It is a Skims bra with built in nipples."}
+{"text":"Aw"}
+{"text":"Here is how i see it. She loves to show nips. You know it, I know it, she knows it. Im figuring that she knew the fabric was too powerful for her real nips so she used that nipple bra."}
+{"text":"I need 2 of these at the edge of my bed"}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"Katherine Heigl"}
+{"text":"He can't stop thinking about her edition."}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 247 posts"}
+{"text":"How does one obtain this level of Autism?"}
+{"text":"It is and isn't autism, depending on which thing you refer to as \"autism\". If autism is indexing Snood threads… then one shouldn't be here without autism. It's the minimum decency. Therefore your question is valid only if autism is making Snood threads without indexing, which is broadly haraam."}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"You I like. Continue your ways."}
+{"text":"It's been a while."}
+{"text":"It does look like she lost weight but she looks good."}
+{"text":"Eh"}
+{"text":"Cleaned, by me"}
+{"text":"i liked her a little chunky"}
+{"text":"He's literally obsessed, so let's help him out edition."}
+{"text":"Difficult to look at, honestly"}
+{"text":"Parent thread: 423 posts Child threads (live): 306 posts 50 posts 27 posts 23 posts 17 posts Sister thread (live): Isabel Myers"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 244 posts"}
+{"text":"Snood lost"}
+{"text":"Surprised I haven't seen more threads with her."}
+{"text":"Stop bumping this walled hag's thread you fucking dumbasses."}
+{"text":"Maya's voice is cute"}
+{"text":"Really is. She's kinda plain looking so I was never into her until I heard her speak."}
+{"text":"that and seeing her moms influence coming through in her mannerisms and such is nice"}
+{"text":"It’s been too long barb gooners"}
+{"text":"insulting someone for having standards because \"it's the current year\" isn't the gotcha you think it is, champ"}
+{"text":"You're trying too hard"}
+{"text":"More of the world's best woman."}
+{"text":"Snap! I missed it, happy belated birthday Harper anon! Cheers to another fantastic year! The thread is gonna hit the bump limit soon :("}
+{"text":"Thanks, I really appreciate that man! The thread is gonna hit the bump limit soon :( It's hitting bump limit right now :) threads here stop bumping at 299 replies."}
+{"text":"Well, that's a wrap! After over a year of Harperposting on /hr/, I have decided to take a break from this board; I may pop in sometime to contribute to other threads if they catch my eye. I will remain active on /tv/ in the usual places so you know where to find me if necessary. A big thanks to everyone that contributed to these threads over the last year. Peace!!"}
+{"text":"And here I was thinking you'd create this board's first Isabelle Huppert thread!"}
+{"text":"Funny you bring that up, I've considered making an /hr/ Huppert thread many times but Jess has always been my top priority! Mark my words, next thread I make here it'll be one for her."}
+{"text":"Hot milf"}
+{"text":"only in a teasing way women dont know what this means. they just play dumb and hope you dont call them on their bullshit until its sexytime."}
+{"text":"chud"}
+{"text":"simp faggot retard"}
+{"text":"Calls \"faggot\" to someone who is defending a woman Let me tell you again, CHUD"}
+{"text":"triggered by being called a faggot on 4chan go back and stay go"}
+{"text":"Sexy Legs Edition"}
+{"text":"Love Hailee in thigh highs."}
+{"text":"Deux Lipa"}
+{"text":"who am i supposed to look at this goddess and not want to suck cock for her?"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"God I want to kiss that ass"}
+{"text":"SEXOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"I want to lick that ass"}
+{"text":"Oh shit, I forgot"}
+{"text":"was wondering if someone was going to do it."}
+{"text":"Sexy cuban ass"}
+{"text":"she likes to play Horseshoe with her dirty underwear and my PP"}
+{"text":"bump?"}
+{"text":"Bangable"}
+{"text":"always has been"}
+{"text":"Forest Thread"}
+{"text":"Are those ash trees?"}
+{"text":"Bumping"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"best dress ever"}
+{"text":"chin like Schumacher"}
+{"text":"Sommer Ray, that is. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Shooting blackedraw with jason luv."}
+{"text":"mindbroken faggot"}
+{"text":"Dakota Fanning thread."}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous Colombian fashion model"}
+{"text":"Bonus Points For Louboutins"}
+{"text":"would, 100%"}
+{"text":"cute feets"}
+{"text":"There was a day this woman used to run this place."}
+{"text":"beautiful woman, terrible OP. once this dies I'll see about making a better one"}
+{"text":"Bimbo goddess"}
+{"text":"Daisy Ridley Ass Worship General"}
+{"text":"Nice."}
+{"text":"Yeah what a weird choice of heels"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"80 Pictures + Cover Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"That thigh gap is criminal"}
+{"text":"Sexy, busty, smirky."}
+{"text":"Anyone But You made 220 million on a 25 million budget. It was by any metric a succcess. Especially since it was a romcom, and those had been flagging for a while."}
+{"text":"35 million budget"}
+{"text":"Tiffany Sloan, Miss October 1992"}
+{"text":"Thanks man! Depth is great on this one. 1967-10 Reagan Wilson"}
+{"text":"need more pics of her perfection"}
+{"text":"there is already a daddy thread"}
+{"text":"89 Pictures + Cover Chanel Fenn Age when shot: 21 Eye color: green Hair color: blonde Height: 165cm Weight: 50kg Breast size: small Measurements: 89/61/89 Country: Russian Federation Ethnicity: Caucasian Bio: My name is Chanel Fenn. I am a student. I love traveling very much and would like to travel the whole world. In my free time I watch TV shows and play video games. Madly in love with animals and pasta Why did I decide to become a model? I love fooling around on the camera, it cheers me up and turns on. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"she's cute"}
+{"text":"fuck off retard posting duplicate threads for literal who e-celeb trash"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"to be fair to OP there are like 10 emma threads right now. so why not poki"}
+{"text":"perhaps the moderation staff ought to actually do their fucking job"}
+{"text":"Caley Cowan"}
+{"text":"Yay, random bitch #999999999!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"only because you bumped it"}
+{"text":"Swiss Miss edition"}
+{"text":"Child threads (pruned): 101 posts 4 posts 3 posts 3 posts 2 posts"}
+{"text":"The Official 2026 Queen of /hr/ vote (live): 245 posts"}
+{"text":"Snood lost"}
+{"text":"neckfu emma even mogs elle"}
+{"text":"Daphne the GOAT"}
+{"text":"Upscale, due to size minimum"}
+{"text":"And of course Lieke. Who wasn't at the Euro's, but this thread is dead. So who really cares anymore."}
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+{"text":"I thought the drawstrings of her hoodie were little legs at first"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 56m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"they are Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"It's been a year since the last Bait-chan thread, let's show her some love again!"}
+{"text":"make the titties bigger for a nice titfuck"}
+{"text":"Thank you anons"}
+{"text":"She has masterfully baited a nice bass"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"at last she got her fish"}
+{"text":"This is Egg Star Rule 6 is he nemisis... Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"EggStar is having Fyb ib Fun on the Foam Forse.."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Let's all draw the doomer girl!"}
+{"text":"Man I would love to have seen this colored and shaded"}
+{"text":"Is there a single thing in this world that cannot be improved? Artist-san should have discretion in these matters. It would be best that he drew many things I think"}
+{"text":"first doomer girl of 2026 oooo Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Hot hot hot"}
+{"text":"Oh my God I need to kiss her"}
+{"text":"Draw boys. Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 53m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 32m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 6m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"this comic thread aint doing too good ay?"}
+{"text":"Cova for new chapta"}
+{"text":"What aspect of art or writing gives you the most trouble? Since I'm writing a mystery, probably making sure the reader will pick up on things and stuff making sense. Not necessarily a hard thing, but just something I always have to check. Cool-anon you have my highest respect. Love your positivity on just posting in these threads, god bless man Oh snap interesting"}
+{"text":"making sure the reader will pick up on things No need, all I have to do is look up the antagonist's Early Life section to understand his motives."}
+{"text":"kfab"}
+{"text":"idk if I'll come back here cause I'll probably just find slurs. ask questions about her i guess or maybe even requests, i might draw it depending on what you ask."}
+{"text":"where is the @.."}
+{"text":"I m gonna explode the randomest wildest zero day roll ever"}
+{"text":"Donnie too? Holy shit.."}
+{"text":"i like the most random things!!"}
+{"text":"beware ... i rarely post art... @nyahallow_"}
+{"text":"I need to practice drawing humans please give me your human(oid) ocs also here's a bunny"}
+{"text":"snu snu"}
+{"text":"a black mage of some sort"}
+{"text":"she cute"}
+{"text":"A thread for me to share my doodles with the board, you can request stuff but honestly I barely do them. Not an artist yet so do not expect any high quality stuff in here."}
+{"text":"I feel the same way as you. I've been technically \"drawing\" for longer than you, since I was about 12 years old I've been doodling animeslop. My doodling was always very inconsistent and unserious though, sometimes I went years without ever picking up a pencil and I never thought drawing was something I wanted to do. At most I would draw very poorly done anime faces on the margins of my papers at school and other drawings like that, forgettable stuff that mostly ended up in the trash. Fastforward and now I'm middle aged and just started drawing seriously about three or four years ago. I do not feel like an artist at all, I still feel painfully mediocre, even though other people seem to disagree."}
+{"text":"I started way late, thats why i sometimes feel discouraged. I wish i had started drawing at 12 years old as well."}
+{"text":"brown"}
+{"text":"v12 turbo dr.pepper+powdered milk external combustion steam jet engine lawnmower"}
+{"text":"yeah the whole ass computer asked me a color, keyboard layout and i was sent with it the same day and it was like what the fuck i am feeling very thankful of them"}
+{"text":"hmmmm"}
+{"text":"waow it is my birthdya"}
+{"text":"Happpy birth dayy"}
+{"text":"waow"}
+{"text":"Draw damsels(or dudes) in distress, peril, or anything of the sort requests welcome"}
+{"text":"Your art looks very similar to an anon I've seen on Futaba Channel. Are you him?"}
+{"text":"Saving this thread from REAL peril (Page 10)"}
+{"text":"grab"}
+{"text":"Draw stick figures I accept requests too Oekaki Post (Time: 27s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"was meant for  too, sorry 12/10, would shag"}
+{"text":"how do i get an oekaki to record? I'm using 4chanX but I don't see an option for recording"}
+{"text":"there a checkbox to enable the replay, the 4chanX extension hides it so you'll have to disable the extension"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 31m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"draw frog girls"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 34m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 33m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"draw a robot"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I like him"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Draw MONSTERS Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tits are scary"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 33m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 31m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Draw a rat"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"fat rat Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i saw another thread like this but. i don't know if stealing those oc requests is.. allowed? at any rate, i'll draw urs when i have time, i need to sharpen 2D skills :D"}
+{"text":"Looks awesome, thank you anon!! I’m from the Digimon quest over on /qst/, kind anon has been making designs for a ton of the chars. Really awesome to see more Squid."}
+{"text":"your art is very cute :] posting my HS oc Danehl!!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Draw either of mine and I'll draw yours xoxo"}
+{"text":"Yo draw cactus girls Now!!! Oekaki Post (Time: 15m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Been a bit, oh Cactunny"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 51m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Give me a theme, and I'll draw a chibi girl (no NSFW)"}
+{"text":"Making Babies Doctor"}
+{"text":"idk but i want to see kaai yuki in this style"}
+{"text":"get off of 4chan while you can before you get groomed doxed and kidnapped"}
+{"text":"I dont know, but I want to fuck the shit out of kaai yuki"}
+{"text":"Cooking a turkey dinner."}
+{"text":"Draw barefooted ladies"}
+{"text":"Is this your oc?"}
+{"text":"Who’s she."}
+{"text":"one of my OC's"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Post sketches, lewds allowed"}
+{"text":"I love splatoon 2, best story wise fr fr"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"^_^"}
+{"text":"Whatever why not"}
+{"text":"thread where i post the drawings i make of my OCs and such if that's okay feel free to draw anything with them or ask anything about them if you wanna too picrel is my girl called daki (like dakimakura) i used to draw her a lot but not so often anymore"}
+{"text":"gave it a shot"}
+{"text":"Daki thread God, nuke the planet"}
+{"text":"covering the tiddies Boo Cute though Whats wrong with OP?"}
+{"text":"I'd say go full anthro, as in full fur all around the body from head to toe claw since this is truly too humanoid with the head plastered on."}
+{"text":"you mean like, making her look fluffier?"}
+{"text":"Thiz is my new OC, her name is Gwen, and she is sooou insane @_@"}
+{"text":"kys namefag"}
+{"text":"by having a name :3 I HAZ MOAR PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER THAN U ANONZ >:D"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 48m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"oh my gawd such detail :D but where are we tho? :o"}
+{"text":"do yall liek sheep"}
+{"text":"I'm throwing my stuff here. It's all a mixed up mess, but it's something, for now."}
+{"text":"I'll have to post this collage to avoid wasting like 40 images out of the post limit. This will take forever otherwise."}
+{"text":"Same with this, I tried to pile all of them together, still, I couldn't fit a couple of unicorns, I'll post them next"}
+{"text":"A collection of the works by the master Peril. Thanks for sharing the treasure"}
+{"text":"the fabric on this looks incredible !!"}
+{"text":"Nice panstu"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 27m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i didn't have a reference for this, might do better if i look at one Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"What the title says, keep it sfw please :)"}
+{"text":"Unrelated to OP but can someone tell me why in mspaint I can't use ctrl - anymore? It just makes the image bigger instead of smaller."}
+{"text":"And plus also makes the image bigger?"}
+{"text":"Yes correct so they both now just do the same thing."}
+{"text":"not tuff ig. he must continue. ~NTTS"}
+{"text":"that asshole made my day thanks anon"}
+{"text":"you rpg fags better be alive and well fed confirming alive status"}
+{"text":"Heheh. Anon better take care of his cape, what's a wizard without one? Two confirmed so far."}
+{"text":"I will greet the remaining /rpg/bro after recovering drawing stanima. I wonder what dragonfag is up to, I wish him the best. (probably a professional mangaka by now) As a Xmas present, here's an unfinished sketch of how I imagined the /n/ transportation of the King's Booz, using the black bird. I secretly dream of continuing rpg2 we ever regain a core of active anons... I want to see anon get his hands on those bloody board items. You'll excuse me for derailing, maybe I could do something for your /qst/ thread in return... but no promises."}
+{"text":"Oia? Three now? Four with me... ( counting  ) Pedaling a birb shaped bicycle sounds crazy cool I also think dragonfag must be a pro or has a popular profile on socials. Perhaps he would not like to post in this ungrateful 4chan anymore. But if its not the case i hope dragonfag show up as well! In any case i do wish all you guys a Merry Christmas! I secretly dream of continuing rpg2 Its also my summertime dream."}
+{"text":"I might need this thread."}
+{"text":"/digi/ - Digital Comics/Webcomics General #1 A fun thread dedicated to discussing and promoting your webcomic. Come on here to discuss what you work on, show WIPs, sketches and artwork and make friends and new fans."}
+{"text":"Wanna draw a suggestion with her?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":", Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 40s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Pretty awesome!"}
+{"text":"God I Wish That Were Me"}
+{"text":"Very good! Your style looks like a cartoon network animation."}
+{"text":"What thicc!"}
+{"text":"Let's imagine what happened to Epstein during those three minutes"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 6m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"snail......"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"merry christmas everyone!"}
+{"text":"OHMMY GOD WIFE PLEADE I WANT TO PROPOSE TO HER IM RPOPOSING ON THE SPOT"}
+{"text":"one b4 work :) Oekaki Post (Time: 51m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"General furfaggotry containment thread. Keep other faggotry to a tolerable minimum. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You disgust me"}
+{"text":"BUMP (I'd post a proper sketch but my PC shat itself) (And I might just let this thread go eventually... idk)"}
+{"text":"Let it pass away peacefully. It is over."}
+{"text":"Niom"}
+{"text":"ITT I'll be posting my still below average(but slightly improved) artwork"}
+{"text":"I had this done a while ago, but completely forgot about it (sorry if it’s hella compressed. I had to heic->png->jpg it). I’ll make you a proper Agate when I get the time. Hope you are doing well!"}
+{"text":"It's good to see you again! That's a very nice Agate, she has a mature air to her..things could be better, but I'm fine! I hope that everything has been well on your end !"}
+{"text":"I still have a lot to finish.. :' )"}
+{"text":"Personal thread for weekly dumps."}
+{"text":"files.catbox.moe/0lda7e.jpg"}
+{"text":"Woah! I love your art style. Can't wait to see more."}
+{"text":"No longer wynning edition OC/art dump feel free to drop in and say hi :) or request something, or whatever"}
+{"text":"Hype as fuck for this, so just checking in."}
+{"text":"maybe...."}
+{"text":"Welcome, one and all, to the Hungry Games General! This hub aims to have multiple games per thread, so don't be discouraged from stopping by if it's already at 100 posts. For the uninitiated, the premise of the games is simple - draw a contestant to compete against 23 other challengers, and they'll all be put into an RNG simulation, often full of wacky events, where every new slide could mean life or death! You're encouraged to interact with these events via drawing your character and anyone else that shares an event with you, but it's entirely optional if you just feel like watching instead. The last one standing gets the glory of victory, and maybe a snazzy wincard as well! There are no set rules for these threads, however some basic etiquette should be followed - make sure you reply to the host with your character's picture, their name, and their gender in case it's not immediately obvious. Make sure your entry is drawn by you - this is the art board after all! (If you want to use non-drawn tributes, why not check out the HG threads on /trash/ or /b/?) Try not to spam a bunch of tributes at once - give other people a chance to enter, and if you can't, be nice and swap one of your characters out if there are latecomers. Question of the thread: Best kind of Halloween candy? Happy drawing, and good luck! Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Lena got this"}
+{"text":"You won, but in the most dishonourable way possible. Do you feel proud of being the last one left alive slay the dragon? Apologies for the low-res image but I had to screenshot this on my phone as my wifi is still out"}
+{"text":"This one too Thanks for playing! I hope you enjoyed this code, I had a lot of fun hosting it; if you have feedback lemme know. Words for nerds and wincard coming later, once my internet's back to normal."}
+{"text":"Thanks for hosting. It's been fun."}
+{"text":"I guess CRAB characters are a surprisingly understanding and forgiving bunch! A misspelled apology card goes a long way!"}
+{"text":"Tell that to all the good ol dead crabs that did nothing wrong like Bakutsu or Elikapika"}
+{"text":"WE LOVE YOU GOAT (you know who) (and no, it's not who you think)"}
+{"text":"Das me"}
+{"text":"No, not you. Never speak of yourself like that again."}
+{"text":"boobs..."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"hmm"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"The canvas has been cleared, the MEGA archive has been updated. Thanks for joining! See you again soon."}
+{"text":"Draw some 2hus Previous: Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 49m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 35m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 52m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 42m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I've been lurking for a VERY long time. Occasionally I post drawings here and there, but for the most part I lurk. I wanted to make a thread where I can post my drawings. Feel free to share yours as well!"}
+{"text":"Drawfag's oc"}
+{"text":"Who is that"}
+{"text":"Aria from ChaozDesignz (Penis warning)"}
+{"text":"csarphong"}
+{"text":"/GG/ Hello again."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 44m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"nice dude"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 39m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Hello, hi, and greetings! To keep it brief, I accidentally posted Lonestar in the critique board, which is where it blew up! So I'm posting him in the correct board this time, because it seems I attracted critics, and not artists... but hey, he got love nonetheless! So anyways, this is Lonestar. Lonestar is a simple mascot I designed somewhere in November of 2025. He's supposed to tell you that if you're struggling on something or yourself, you're not alone, and things will get better. Idk if I'm wording this good, but oh well!"}
+{"text":"i suffered on a captcha to upload this thread. Was it worth suffering? Absolutely."}
+{"text":"dont mind me im just bumping this thread, fellas!"}
+{"text":"Dont mean to be a dick, but why exactly did you make this thread"}
+{"text":"Are YOU able to entertain in 3 panels? Setup ??? punchline No rule saying you cant use dialogue I guess. it's not about how good a writer you are though. Gary Larson can do it in 1"}
+{"text":"wtf hes hung af"}
+{"text":"how get garfield font someone help me"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"This is crap"}
+{"text":"little lasso tool thread"}
+{"text":"This witch thread was one of my fav things on /i/ Did anyone ever figure out who OP was? I want more than anything to see more of their art, I've gathered everything of what they posted from archives of the og thread I also wish I could watch the oekaki itself again, it was a comfort video for me, but that doesn't seem to be in the archives sadge"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 23m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"silly kitten"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Good thread."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 0m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Couldn’t sleep, drawing hand is acting funny, and I don’t want to spam other’s threads with doodles. This is like a 3.5, I don’t expect it to stay up long (if this method works idk)."}
+{"text":"Sp4g i love you please come back to us"}
+{"text":"She doesn't want to go back to your shitty fnf threads"}
+{"text":"Old, but I wanted to play watercolors again after so long. I might try the trad/digi/trad method later and see what the results are."}
+{"text":"holy shit La Clouda Realmente...."}
+{"text":"Pretty!"}
+{"text":"gonna dump my scribbles here so i don't flood any thread in particular drawing my weird characters n landscapes and stuff"}
+{"text":"shitty sketch but imma clean it all up"}
+{"text":"MORE MECH"}
+{"text":"how long do those take to draw?"}
+{"text":"like 40 minutes depending on how many false starts i have lol"}
+{"text":"akira bike slide with the blue one please"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"its not felix the cat <3"}
+{"text":"Yes! The historical parallels and parallels to other media are pretty insane in Concrete Revolutio. I'm not a Japanese boomer so I didn't catch most of it when watching but it was fun reading up on it. Yup! The game is pretty good I'd say, very cute and has a lot of freedom in how you play after the first few days. If you decide to play it, enjoy! Oekaki Post (Time: 37m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Girl in the cutlery world of Yume 2kki, not the one whi gives you the cake effect tho Someone already answered, so I'll just precise it's from the first game"}
+{"text":"dont think, just draw!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 28m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 16s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 19s, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 41m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"[A story, not interactive (unless I really like your idea), this will probably devolve into weird sex stuff so this is probably the best board for it] I decided to move in with my high school sweetheart after graduating. She already had her own place, and being a couple years older than me she was sort of the breadwinner in the relationship. But she's such a pig! The apartment is barely furnished, and she expects me to do all the housework. I can't understand how she got by before I moved in. It's not all bad. The sex is amazing, and she's mostly a homebody when she's not at work. Me, I'm constantly in a suit and tie trying to get a job. Most of the interviews are work-from-home, considering the recent events in the world. Oh, and we've been trying for a baby! Not that we're really all that excited for one, but the mandate has been looming over our heads like a giant anvil on a string. I'm not sure if we'll get married when she conceives, but I sure hope so. Maybe those maternal hormones will knock some sense into her and she'll start cleaning up around here! Oekaki Post (Time: 16m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"It sounds like there's a knocking at the door. Ever since the one year anniversary of my relationship with Piper this noise has given me anxiety. I think it's best if I hide and let her handle it. If worst comes to worst we can pretend we broke up before the mandate was given. Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I decide to hide in our bedroom as Piper answers the door. I might be able to overhear the conversation if only she hadn't left the tv on! I could turn it off now, but any moving around could make noise and alert them to my presence. Sheesh, I probably sound like a paranoid lunatic right now. More likely than not, it's just a neighbor asking to borrow sugar or something. Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I ended up falling asleep before they were finished talking... Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I wake up to an outrageous sight. My pants are at my ankles and... where the hell is my suit! I was supposed to be giving an interview soon! Piper is unstoppable when she's like this. Ugh, not now... that morning wood is sure to give her the wrong idea. Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 30m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"butts and tummies practice"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I don't have anyone else to show my cartoons, so I'm posting them here."}
+{"text":"Here's the version that I didn't forget to sign (for myself)"}
+{"text":"Every day I tell myself I should draw something, but I'm just so depressed all I can do is lay around getting high or jacking off. The guilt is crazy, I know my life is passing me by and I'll never achieve all that I want. The devil owns my soul dude.. Whenever I do sit down and try to draw, I become so intimidated. I feel like I have no skill, no ideas, no ability. I think about how many better artists there are, not just now but in all of history. It's exhausting being this Ocd"}
+{"text":"This isn't my usual thing but here's something, finally. I've been so fucking depressed, my desire to create art has almost entirely dissipated. I create these characters as a replacement for actual life, for the friends and lovers that I never had. Feel like I never will have. At work today they were talking about personal shit, trauma dumping on each other basically. I started opening up a little bit, but I could tell nobody was really interested in listening to me. I would engage and ask questions about them, but they didn't ask me any questions. At one point they literally just cut me off and I wanted to cry. I know your coworkers aren't your friends... I think I know that. Well sorry for using this as an excuse to bitch. And sorry if you wanted more of my other stuff."}
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+{"text":"merry christmas to you too my second favourite jew"}
+{"text":"thank you thank you!(even doe i don't celebrate christmas cuz jesus was not the messiah o algo) im curious who your top fav jew is anyhow today isn't really special for me since i already celebrated Hanukkah for the last week eating fried Latkes and jelly donuts and the such."}
+{"text":"the past week has been gaming paradise for me i nfinally have a pc that can play big games i played through fallout new vegas, hate fallout4 having fun with armored core n risk of rain 2 i'll be occupied for all of january just working through my gaming bucketlist Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Did nothing of value all sunday : DDD Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"all my animated doodles from last years amount to 10 minutes of total animation I am big animation man now Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"MarielX"}
+{"text":"Little brother. Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"chocolate giantess imouto still an awful experience for tricot since she's got to tard wrangle her brother, she deserves better."}
+{"text":"I think someone should send her to a nice resort Oekaki Post (Time: 35m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I understand why you the artist would say that but im posting from a consoomers perspective"}
+{"text":"Hi! I don't know what to say, just draw something random."}
+{"text":"cute !!"}
+{"text":"Weird girl I made she kinda looks like lain Idk why Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I made a third thread because it actually gives me motivation to draw more and that it's good for my mind You can also post your stuff if you want, I might or might not draw your OC depending on how easy is for me to do it. Don't expect anything but cheesy original characters of mine"}
+{"text":"This year went by so fast Will 2016 pass even faster?"}
+{"text":"Try this pose"}
+{"text":"zebra crossing"}
+{"text":"Ready"}
+{"text":"He's ready!"}
+{"text":"The fewer lines, the better Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is so peak"}
+{"text":"Hhoott"}
+{"text":"She's got a gun :/ Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"ill post bunch of my drawings"}
+{"text":"fabricator from barotrauma"}
+{"text":"i appreciate it :) i post on social medias too if interested just look up \"sadishguy\""}
+{"text":"Sometimes I make these"}
+{"text":"Cool art Oekaki Post (Time: 6m)"}
+{"text":"He has the pedo triangle. And is his favorite emperor Tiberius?"}
+{"text":"these are seriously so peak bro i git an endorphine boost for reading high quality shit like this finally."}
+{"text":"i was wondering if they couldve gave the girls testosterone at birth and turn them into little boys with vaginas. (yay extra holes!! )"}
+{"text":"I miss yaoi girl"}
+{"text":"Draw fertility idols."}
+{"text":"doodle Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Anon is cute."}
+{"text":"Anon if he was a woman Oekaki Post (Time: 13m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tfw, this is actually good!"}
+{"text":"*grabs your ballz* (fire design)"}
+{"text":"this is so peak"}
+{"text":"Starts drawing at the boobs I kneel anon"}
+{"text":"This is Eve and Sue, ones red and ones blue. Which one?"}
+{"text":"i want to see your other characters."}
+{"text":"Alright! I'll show them soon"}
+{"text":"How do you like your evil versions of main characters?"}
+{"text":"thinking about fat short bitches"}
+{"text":"I need to see more of that thematic opposite"}
+{"text":"Trying to create justification to draw the characters I created. This is as good enough of a reason as any."}
+{"text":"Okay so how it directly works is that, you give blood IRL and your body gets transported into the world the direct process looks like Picrel or like  Once there the blood given by the user it's converted into an in world token called Ichor. So here's how it works. You declare an amount you want to give lets say 1.5 pints. The entity controlling the terminal will look for the point on your body where it can extract the blood and take exactly that amount. It will then open a portal and you will be sucked into the Alter. Once there you will be in a completely white room that is pretty much called 'Your room\" it is in intermediary space between the Alter and Earth. This space will be a home for all your trinkets and bobbles and can be customized with the things you've gained from users or anything of that nature. From there you will be given the equivalent of the blood given in tokens . (In this instance it would be about 15k Ichor) You can stay in this space for as long as you have Ichor to pay the in world daily tax (About 500 per day) From your room space you can truly enter the Alternet based off of where you last left (Or your first entry being the Hub a small city made of other users plots and buildings and services and things created by the entity that controls the space) Wanted to mention that there is also a maintenance fee based off on user generated creations that persist such as user created zones, user created buildings, user created npcs. This amount will normally be taken away from the entry fee, but if your making money in the world it will just take it from that and bank the ichor you made. Also time works differently in that work. a week in there is a day out in the real world type of energy."}
+{"text":"If you're a big creator then you probably don't have to draw blood at that point, eh?"}
+{"text":"You still do, but it would be more about not needing to leave. Still need to pay an entry fee but that entry fee can be extremely small comparatively now. But you get the general idea."}
+{"text":"Handsome boye"}
+{"text":"How did you learn to draw? I always wanted to draw but whenever I try they look shit. just draw more tried that already"}
+{"text":"Show us your artwork. Explain in detail what you dislike about it. Without that, we can't offer any advice."}
+{"text":"Already tried that You don't want to draw, obviously. You want to have drawn. Just draw, just keep drawing. If it looks like shit SO WHAT, just keep drawing. Draw because it's fun, because you have nothing better to do. Draw because it's all that you have. Don't worry about how it turns out. If you can't do that, then you'll never be good. And you don't deserve to call yourself an artist anyways. Go get Chatgpt to generate you something"}
+{"text":"First you suck it up and accept you will make bad drawings. Then you make bad drawings, look at them, and pick something to fix next time. My drawings also look like shit, anon. I drew one just for you. I'm going to keep drawing, and keep trying to be better, and maybe someday I'll know how to draw. Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Start by drawing stickmen. Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"tried that already have you tried drawing less, then?"}
+{"text":"Draw Demons Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Ebil fellas >:)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I liked how this came out and touched it up a lil, got me a new OC"}
+{"text":"drop trad art niggas"}
+{"text":"Nice and crispy lines"}
+{"text":"anglerfish"}
+{"text":"yeti crab"}
+{"text":"This was fun to make"}
+{"text":"I really like my OC Patricia :3 That's why I made a softcore [and weird] gif starring her. I will update this thread as I make more gifs."}
+{"text":"Thanks, but I think they’re just ~interesting~ composition and narrative exercises. Nothing more. This 'stylistic capital' I plan to use in the future for something non-degenerate that’s actually ~worthwhile. As I’ve said before, I don’t think NSFW has much value, but it does help cultivate patterns."}
+{"text":"it saddens me that you don't find these worthwhile"}
+{"text":"I respect the 'seeds', but they are not an end in themselves. I will consider my +v'arthos ('wærshmallow') worthwhile when it blooms entropically o_o"}
+{"text":"asemicde(s)? what's your ploy?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think this is the most appropriate thread to talk about things beyond these ridiculous animations."}
+{"text":"Making a thread of my draws. I might take requests if they're good."}
+{"text":"Go back to twitter"}
+{"text":"Sorry, no art. I got a dog, and I'm currently moving. I'll be back when we both settle in."}
+{"text":"Cute pittie!"}
+{"text":"just sheep girls ,,"}
+{"text":"yup! im not the best at drawing porn though"}
+{"text":"It's fine, just draw her with her boobs out"}
+{"text":"mkay! i was planning on doing that anyways."}
+{"text":"neato"}
+{"text":"Sheep you say?"}
+{"text":"With a lot of sports going on right now I thought why not get some cheerleader love going? Be it a real team, a fictional team, or even just a generic cheerleader outfit. Feel free to draw any characters rooting for what they or (You) enjoy!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 48m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I'm bored Oekaki Post (Time: 27m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki futebol clube"}
+{"text":"So there will be some more games announced on the 18th and as build up I will deliver the cheerleaders that were promised. IRL got in the way of me being productive but I'm part way through all five of them. Amazing stuff! Duly noted for the next Cup when more big votes will happen."}
+{"text":"This is Floobis. draw something nice with him/her"}
+{"text":"Internet"}
+{"text":"Floobis 2bis Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"enough"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I'm drunk <3 Oekaki Post (Time: 25m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Love your artwork, faggot man."}
+{"text":"Thanks slave"}
+{"text":"Won't you draw this poor girl some monsterfriends? Oekaki Post (Time: 42m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This thread is so adorable pls don't die..."}
+{"text":"pider.."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"All traditional. Mainly a bunch of doodles and sketches."}
+{"text":"Who"}
+{"text":"Super cute art !!"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"thank you for existing matt and also for drawing bant-tan!"}
+{"text":"Printed recordings of the titled nation."}
+{"text":"recordings back online."}
+{"text":"08"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"09"}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for deliveries for the NSFW requests submitted in /a/, /co/, /v/ and any other request centered drawthreads on other boards. In light of the increased moderation on the SFW boards, the goal of this thread is to provide a safe space for artists to post NSFW material from other threads. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"For /a/"}
+{"text":"lol shhh its just zero size change from pressure + square stamp + opacity change from pressure its a brush in drawpile I'm fond of but the end result is kind of nice even at zero stabilization and my stroke always looks like ass when I draw with size change due to pressure, it gives me all these snake like marks i hate it. i like this way because you can build up easier and it reminds me of pixel art to some degree. for /v/ btw"}
+{"text":"for /v/"}
+{"text":"For /v/"}
+{"text":"Delivery for"}
+{"text":"If you've recently finished a work's lineart and you're looking for some pretty colors for coloring, consider picking one of the color palettes (or mix n' match if you wanna be spicy) and post it here. 2026-2021"}
+{"text":"If you want, post random sketches or say anything, I'm just bored :p"}
+{"text":"That's kinda cool dude Also like My spiritual war is a greater hell than Nam was for most... MOST... heh"}
+{"text":"Come share ones you have made with other an/i/mators here. Any levels of skill and quality welcome"}
+{"text":"first try"}
+{"text":"Oh, no, you don't!"}
+{"text":"I drew this little green guy getting interrogated because i can't figure out what he is. Maybe you can torture him or use some other ways to find out."}
+{"text":"they're squirmles"}
+{"text":"and flawless inconsistency"}
+{"text":"tickle I need to get back to the habit of drawing"}
+{"text":"Star shaped purple devil, huh? Consider me intrigued. That bottom right panel is dope. I can relate to Seeghail right here, the poor hopeless fool. I need to get back to the habit of drawing It like an addiction that we can't completely kick, no mater how long we stay away, lol. Will the next drawings reveal more about the past of our dear axe girl?"}
+{"text":"The TTRPG campaign that I was involved with had to end due to technical difficulties out of all things :( I recycled a unfinished drawing that was meant to become an important NPC portrait into a Mazda picture."}
+{"text":"sexy cat moot thread"}
+{"text":"True art"}
+{"text":"mfw"}
+{"text":"a hasty doodle Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"omg i know that brush lol"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I already shared this with you, but it wouldn't hurt to post here.."}
+{"text":"CUTE"}
+{"text":"Who drew? Blog please. Also OP most of your draws are one character standing cut off at the knees. Get more creative with body poses."}
+{"text":"I think that was drawn by Deadwife. They are on Newgrounds."}
+{"text":"My drawings dump, you can draw fanart of it."}
+{"text":"New character go free with her draw her nicely"}
+{"text":"Her Younger sister"}
+{"text":"Cool Beans"}
+{"text":"who this cutie"}
+{"text":"wait for 300 to make a thread and solve an other Fucking lets draw frogs and nuke this website!"}
+{"text":"I dunno Anura?"}
+{"text":"Where is the penis and why them boobs are soooo small? we don't do such things i my thread"}
+{"text":"heres flip the frogs cousin hoop the toad! Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Where's the gay anuran frog sex drawings?"}
+{"text":"I'm not nearly as good at drawing on paint as you are"}
+{"text":"My first tablet drawing attempt. I was surprised, I had no idea what to expect, but there is a bit of a learning curve to using tablets."}
+{"text":"They're supposed to be his lips and also that is a tie in the midde"}
+{"text":"I want to draw an oc with colourful hair but I can't draw"}
+{"text":"just start drawing"}
+{"text":"Can't at all"}
+{"text":"This board is so so slow Is there any other drawing place"}
+{"text":"This is no ones problem but yours. Oekaki Post (Time: 25m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Rabbit"}
+{"text":"Call that Bugged Bunny"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 43m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 22m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"u can also leave ur ocs here, maybe i'll draw them someday i maybe post them on a neocities website, since then, i will post them here"}
+{"text":"redraw of olt drawing"}
+{"text":"my luv for Bill was never gone lol"}
+{"text":"i can't remember when i drew this"}
+{"text":"WHY MY FUCKING OC LOOKS LIKE TWINKIFIED JERRY HERE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF"}
+{"text":"Thank you for sticking to your one thread to post your art."}
+{"text":"Any thoughts on this cartoon mom? We have build alot of lore around her previously in a different board."}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 6m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 47m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This looks like it belongs in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 54m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Let’s draw Basedtan"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is now a /soot/ thread"}
+{"text":"Draw your favorite character using this base!"}
+{"text":"Where's his mobility chair."}
+{"text":"Newfag detected"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 6m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Mods, ban this troon"}
+{"text":"Magical worlds"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Fun little drawing of my oc. Will use this thread in the future to post drawings if I feel like uploading more. Requests are welcome, I might respond to some depending on what's asked Criticism and comments are welcome, but don't be mean :]"}
+{"text":"Are you still training requests?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"How would this be done? Her skirt would pretty much cover up everything"}
+{"text":"Mostly in the legs I suppose, and maybe arms. Could also give her plumper lips and a bigger bust. OR here"}
+{"text":"In honor of recent events (and an unhealthy dose of caffeine), I present this work: \"Trump scolding Nicolas for disobeying him.\" Made using a crappy mouse and the first drawing program I found..."}
+{"text":"FDT"}
+{"text":"I post my drawings and sketches in it. I like to draw elves, goblins, and raccoons."}
+{"text":"It took over 4 hours to arrive at this sketch I must’ve redone everybody 3 times."}
+{"text":"Still working on this one for some fucking reason."}
+{"text":"What even is this for? Do you have some world building project or something?"}
+{"text":"I’ve written two books with these characters so far. Even put the first one online."}
+{"text":"I needed a break from drawing elves, goblins, and raccoon girls."}
+{"text":"I wanted to share a drawing I just made of my husband, Hidetoshi Odagiri. I'm so sad he can't be a romance option...."}
+{"text":"Good drawing, good bless you."}
+{"text":"Woah, this fucking rocks Anon! Hope to see you draw more P3 characters"}
+{"text":"Posting Exploitables and Meme templates and their sources."}
+{"text":"My Favorite, Grinning Sailors, can't find a blank template, though"}
+{"text":"I'll stop here for now; I might post more if there is interest."}
+{"text":"I'll try to upload more if I manage to do something decent"}
+{"text":"Yeah sure"}
+{"text":"oh my god a rare artyom rollfound in th wild this is crazy do you post art on socials if you use any these are really creative an nice insert really good complement here"}
+{"text":"SMALLER."}
+{"text":"pinterest is calmer, ig if you wanna try one day you always can i just hope people will be welcoming to u there especially because people consider this stuff edgy, apparently."}
+{"text":"[DUBS] Oh thanke!) On Tumblr as \"Melkzcum\" Nd On Devianart as \"Idrinkmygirls\" I've already posted art there and I've been called Larper for the 4TAN drawings The rest of the drawings are enjoyed by the people."}
+{"text":"my amazing sans art"}
+{"text":"Undertale if it wasn't woke Oekaki Post (Time: 29m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 14m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Nice fucking pucker"}
+{"text":"This is now your little sister. Every update she ages by 6 months. Your actions will shape how she develops physically and mentally. Her future is in your hands. If you give her clothes, she will wear them, If you teach her, she will become smarter. If you feed her, she will gain weight. Every update, together with a new drawing of her, I'll give a log of how each Anon's actions affected her."}
+{"text":"I would like to see lemonade with glasses holding a very big book"}
+{"text":"Ojousama LemonLime going HOHOHOHOHO"}
+{"text":"While proficient, without an ojousama dress and drill hair, she's just a rich girl. Megane Lemonade is perfect"}
+{"text":"Brilliant I sure do love girls with books"}
+{"text":"Hello, anons. Currently been neglecting my OC's as of late, so to motivate myself to draw them more. I am hosting this thread where you guys send me art requests that revolve around my characters and I will try to do all of them as long as they fit this criteria. Rules are as follows No other characters, official or your OC's. Unless I really like them. Only four characters per request. Don't request something that's too complex. (I'll say if it's too hard) Suggestive is fine, but no NSFW, sorry. No loli or shota shit either Also no politics or fetishes. Art quality varies based on how much I like the request, whether it be sketches to fully rendered pieces. All requests that follow the previous rules are GUARANTEED to be fulfilled, unless there are too many and thus I'll be force to handpick them. I'll also use this thread as Sketch Dump where I will dump sketches I made with my OC's. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"is anyone here?"}
+{"text":"I'm busy atm"}
+{"text":"Trudy Fishing"}
+{"text":"Now that's a big fish"}
+{"text":"Boss Vampire"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 19m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"your holiness Oekaki Post (Time: 57m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 52m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Here's some characters Harvey"}
+{"text":"Can't believe it's still here"}
+{"text":"troll bump"}
+{"text":"Harvey Has His Own Beaks"}
+{"text":"Quit bumping this shit thread if you’re not going to draw"}
+{"text":"Dumping my Works in progress or sketches here. Maybe some finished stuff if I feel like it."}
+{"text":"More of her"}
+{"text":"Oc"}
+{"text":"hello everyone. I need help. I would like to know websites where I can find animated shorts in .GIF format, like dead karl or those with the sticks fighting each other. The truth is that before it was easier to find those websites, but now it is difficult to find them. Thanks for everything I leave as an example a GIF animation of dead Karl"}
+{"text":"/wsr/"}
+{"text":"/ic/ has an animation general, maybe they can help you there"}
+{"text":"Thanks, but since this forum is about drawings I thought that someone out there knew something thank you so much! I had downloaded that pack but a smaller version (mid-2000s) had little animation and more static images in GIF format. Now I see that they grouped it by artist. It's amazing!"}
+{"text":"Tried to draw anatomy for half an hour. Am I doing this right?"}
+{"text":"Fred"}
+{"text":"Are you using any guides or tutorials? I can see what you're trying to do. If you're an absolute beginner, you're heading in the right direction. What you have right now is essentially a stickman, but stickmen and basic figures are good for practicing poses and planning more complex drawings. Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Do you want art of your OC made by someone other than yourself? then you came to the right thread The rules are simple post your OC and any information you think an artist ought to know about them and the poster below yours draws your OC then they leave their OC below their art for someone else to draw. you want to go above and beyond you can draw multiple oc that were posted above but that's up to you. happy trading anons"}
+{"text":"Oohh I love this! Thank you so much for drawing her, anon!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"wait sorry im half asleep and didn't read the request i just dazedly pulled up the pic"}
+{"text":"Cute!!"}
+{"text":"my OCS that are android college girls thx :))))"}
+{"text":"run them hands Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 55m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"breaking your equpment feels good, but it's actually bad Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"\"It's you again! \" \"I'm sorry.\" Oekaki Post (Time: 41m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"that old dude better have some scrap to him if he's gonna command respect from a scrappy cutie Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"COACH OF THE CUTIE"}
+{"text":"Let's draw a house together! :3 Furries are allowed!"}
+{"text":"Cool image. I might add something later"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1s, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 5m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"post your PS-related artwork here. Open for all types of Snoys."}
+{"text":"Planning on making some Concord goon for it's death anniversary"}
+{"text":"Gooncord"}
+{"text":"little down syndrom sack fellow"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 45m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I wish I could make hundreds off of drawing slightly correct cute and quirky women with a little bit of lewd on them (WOAHH) in mspaint and referencing something from 4chan. Like alot of the samey people on Xitter do."}
+{"text":"why can't you?"}
+{"text":"bring her back"}
+{"text":"This is awesome"}
+{"text":"i was just thinking about her"}
+{"text":"may i save this its so amazing"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1h 19m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"cure-chain is just trying to do her job Oekaki Post (Time: 2h 36m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Some quick fun.. NICE!"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"I MISSED YOU ANON!"}
+{"text":"Man I love Niggers"}
+{"text":"I'm in /BEG/ all the time hee-hee Thanks!"}
+{"text":"the mean mean succubus machine, feel free to draw posting for a friend bc the captcha was messing up on her end"}
+{"text":"she has the ability to fly via wings, and her sleeves serve as backups"}
+{"text":"oh what do her wings look like? also by backup I assume you mean she flaps her sleeves to fly? lol, cute! pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"goodness this art is cute as to confirm your question, yep! i thought it would've been a cute idea for when she would be in a situation when her wings are unavailable as for the appearance of her wings, see here"}
+{"text":"It is kinda interesting, her design should be clashing, but somehow it works. By that i mean she is thick and stick and cute and sexy all at the same time and it works."}
+{"text":"ah, ty! thats what i had hoped to achieve with her design, as i wanted a bit of a balance between sexy and cute with her looks, anatomy and personality"}
+{"text":"nuii got hurt while \"having fun\" with Putata"}
+{"text":"pedophile coded shmorky fan slop Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"so have you considered not posting pedophile coded art to this site? Nuii is ageless plushie so this is not pedo art, or at least thats what i think.."}
+{"text":"’p on a sfw board"}
+{"text":"get those damn basedjaks outta here"}
+{"text":"Don't take the bait."}
+{"text":"Draw cute feet. in leg wear or shoes maybe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 12m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 15m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 2h 43m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 21m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"While I appreciate the attention Dollfucker and Sally are getting I need to put my foot down here. These ideas go against what type of character he is. He is a silly weirdo with his silly doll, that's it. The Cursed Doll stuff can be fine, in moderation but he's not going to break his neck for runaway dolls or have a secret ghost-proof cabinet. I normally hate being the fun police but this is where I have to draw the line."}
+{"text":"whelp into the trash doll fucker goes not really"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO But the stealing of non-sentient voodoo dolls, I can see him doing, I even thought of writing up a follow-up episode to 'When Danny Met Sally', because that's a fun idea to play with. I hope I didn't step on no toes man, I always try to roll with the punches, and I know you were just hype to explore the idea of living dolls in North Park."}
+{"text":"now introducing cursed item fucker everything that was replied to now applies to cursed item fucker"}
+{"text":"I praise Cursed Item Fucker."}
+{"text":"/i/ General Drawthread Keep your request(s) and reference images to one post Since /i/s not a themed board, we aren't restricted by subject or theme -- Anything goes! Get creative with you requests Drawfriends, don't hold back No AI deliveries Have Fun!"}
+{"text":"Depends on the request mostly."}
+{"text":"Requesting a hand holding up a comically large lollipop to Rin Tezuka who is also wearing a propeller beanie. She deserves to have this."}
+{"text":"Heya. I had an idea and wanted to try it out. Looking to do storytime with y'all, with an OC I've made for this idea. How it will work: You can suggest the next reply/scene with a description of a featureless character/pose/act/reply/intention in the following format: A [person/thing] responds with [action/quote]. requesting to see if [intention with main subject]. You may include a minimum of stick figures in an oekaki post to help visualize it (if you wanna go all out, go ahead). I will accept OCs, but you must sketch them using oekaki post; I will NOT accept any pre-drawn OC references. Then follow the aforementioned format. If I don't draw your OC+request, you may try again after a new day cycle (this might change depending on how fast/slow the thread is). Selection, I will ultimately choose what to draw. If there's an idea people like: +1 a post by replying with an oekaki drawing of a \"+1\" and \"this post\" - have fun with it. If there isn't enough votes (or suggestions for that matter) I will push the next scene on my own. Progression will go in time-of-day \"events\" per cycle: morning, afternoon/evening, and night. I will decide when the time-of-day begins and ends. Lets see how this goes for a thread. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fuck, I forgot to add and image a text blurb to this \"Well, that torn dress does help make my boyfriend fawn over you less, so, It's fine\" Fernanda gives over all the necessary tools to clean the house, while Fern focuses on her studying"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why? Atleast say something"}
+{"text":"idk, I find this interesting"}
+{"text":"nice dragon"}
+{"text":"I keep only drawing my own oc, and i don't wanna stagnate, so show me your oc stuff and I might draw it. Lore drops are appreciated!"}
+{"text":"draw mei or im hurting you with jumper cables"}
+{"text":"hi everyone hope you guys enjoyed your holiday weekend. I drew  for a warmup but I thought he looked a little depressed so i gave him some shoes and had him do a kickflip pyw or kys dont care which :)"}
+{"text":"Thank you so much for drawing my guy! I could honestly see him totally being into skateboarding. Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"oops sorry I will do more requests after this weekend, I've been busy with holiday stuff and I've also been working on my comic Very cute little OP guy!! thank you!"}
+{"text":"Idk if this is really a character but I had some time at work. Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"Draw a pepe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 4m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"I like whenever people draw him like this. Aww cute."}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas bros. Did something really stupid."}
+{"text":"Drew this guy for the homestuck thread."}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention but guy was made by a different anon, I just drew him."}
+{"text":"lovely laetitias"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"very cute"}
+{"text":"Projecrt Moon"}
+{"text":"Draw thread for myself or something"}
+{"text":"Can you draw some flippahs on her feets?"}
+{"text":"happy mylloween Oekaki Post (Time: 10m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"chrissamy Oekaki Post (Time: 6m)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 9m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"what is he saying"}
+{"text":"I hope you come back one day these are cute"}
+{"text":"fixed it ;) Oekaki Post (Time: 18m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Source: )"}
+{"text":"i would post more, but this fuckass website won't let me post images on mullvad browser. let it be known that bunnyboy is still alive."}
+{"text":"Magic box."}
+{"text":"Based best girl Lion"}
+{"text":"Indeed!"}
+{"text":"Draw old-school scientifically inaccurate dinosaurs!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 8m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"This is pretty fucking good"}
+{"text":"This is in the same ball park right?"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 7m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"low effort image for inspiration basically star - genki semi circle - social outcast circle - twins moon - mysterious/yandere triangle - brat rectangle - idk but post your own ideas"}
+{"text":"It's hip to be square"}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 11m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"My older brother painted this amazing Portrait of Tim Avery from Son of the Mask for me for Christmas"}
+{"text":"Awesome, very meme worthy"}
+{"text":"That's awesome, how long has he been painting for?"}
+{"text":"For most his life but retired a few years back. This is his first painting in a while."}
+{"text":"One good thing is It has less annoying pop ups and other advertisements than archived.moe"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Jesus christ this thread is 3 years old"}
+{"text":"3 years old Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Goblins Oekaki Post (Time: 57m)"}
+{"text":"Shes some sort of litch and is looking for a new vessel for her philactory because the previous one was vaporized during a very stupid attempt at killing an arch-witch"}
+{"text":"that firearm looks sick"}
+{"text":"Its just a stick with two bricks to the side I didn't think about it too hard but i guess the way she shoots it looks cool"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 17m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"i tried to remake it"}
+{"text":"You would also coom because you have more of every kind of talent than I have ;D"}
+{"text":"Come and make an attempt to practice value"}
+{"text":"Okay then Source: House of Gucci"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"values, yes. good. cool. why greyened the blacks?"}
+{"text":"based on some NSFW-less ao3 fanfic :P (yes i ship them for fun, yes i like to sexualize them)"}
+{"text":"What fanfic was this based on?"}
+{"text":"Please tell me I do ITT"}
+{"text":"Do you guys like this silly kaiju i drew"}
+{"text":"I love it!!!"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Yes I love it too."}
+{"text":"vegril edito n draw velgil Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"drew dante Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"jackpot Oekaki Post (Time: 3m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"dead weight doodle"}
+{"text":"cheer up crew cut Oekaki Post (Time: 1m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"reqs and interaction wellcum frens"}
+{"text":"can you draw my oc her name is sakura satou & todays her birthday"}
+{"text":"can i see her fishing in an ice hole of a frozen lake please?"}
+{"text":"bump for bear"}
+{"text":"Hello, I remember your last thread. Would you be willing to draw Rin?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"tremendous loss"}
+{"text":"Be more careful, okay?"}
+{"text":"this is hilarious, thank you I like your drawing too, it's well made!"}
+{"text":"This is bad, though, I had no references so that’s my excuse im bored and sad and edgy lolol Oekaki Post (Time: 20m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"Oekaki Post (Time: 24m, Replay: View)"}
+{"text":"HOLY SJITTTTTTT This is awesome"}
+{"text":"Oh no! The evil warlock cat has kidnapped the Witch princess and it's going to get rid of her to create chaos! Quick, use your drawing skills to save her!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Poor princess... She's adorable! Oh no, even the Monster is adorable! Would this actually work? Looks like she's laughing at you..."}
+{"text":"the only solution"}
+{"text":"Vore? Is this vore?"}
+{"text":"I'm going to vore you"}
+{"text":"Please create an anime or illustration using this character."}
+{"text":"male or female"}
+{"text":"Capcom just announced a robot master design contest,/i/, why aren't you making your oc for it, /i/"}
+{"text":"You should have provided link, dummy."}
+{"text":"Played this dating sim I mentioned in  so I thought i'd draw Tristan from \"under maintenance\""}
+{"text":"give emoticons flesh with your imagination bonus points if the emoticon is original! (I might be generationally late to this but pls go with it)"}
+{"text":"(͡°ᴥ͡°ʋ) no imaginatiom"}
+{"text":"(◠‿◠)"}
+{"text":"A random comic."}
+{"text":"The filename is implying you didn’t draw this op"}
+{"text":"Prove you drew it by drawing more"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /ic/. If you are looking to hone your creative skills, please consult these general resources: How to Draw: An /ic/ Guide Additional Guides and References And don't forget to HEED THE RULES."}
+{"text":"At what age did you start drawing?, is it too late once you're in your late twenties and neuroplasticity has set in?"}
+{"text":"I drew a lot as a kid, but I stopped when I turned 15, believing I was good enough to pick it up later. I tried to draw, sporadically, for a few years, but I decided to pursue a teaching degree in art history. I worked for a few years, and I decided to try and teach drawing and painting back in December 2024. Turns out, I was completely shit. Being a delusional 15-year-old really does a number on your perception of reality. I couldn't even draw a Loomis head correctly, it was that bad. In December 2024, I was 28, I started taking it seriously, doing absolutely boring shit, no fun drawings, no original pieces for the first 8-10 months. I only studied Hampton, I'm still studying Bridgman, and some artists inbetween to enhance my linework. It's boring doing 80 percent studies 2-5 hours a day, but man it accelerates your learning. I'm now 29, and it was worth it. No regrets, and I keep improving every single day."}
+{"text":"i did zero but stopped midway because I started the course after I had already learned to do copies on my own, so it was doing a lot of the same for the color/light course, yes its amazing, the first 3 lessons or so are very rudimentary and basic/fundamental, but lesson 4 onwards is where i was really getting that \"fuck this is so helpful I wish I had more lessons than just 8 of this stuff\" the goal is to eyeball both the color and value but i think he mentioned if you cant do that then you can color pick, but only to check to see how close you were, but not to use it to skip the learning process of being able to determine values by sight alone"}
+{"text":"That sounds good. Thanks anon, my copying isn't good so zero might not be a bad idea, was it good until the midway point?"}
+{"text":"i think its good all the way through, from what i could tell it was basically just going from really basic copying to more complex, its a solid course for someone who is a couple of months into learning, definitely not for brand new beginners though"}
+{"text":"I see, I'll have to try it out then. I saw everyone was doing it digitally (I think you're supposed to, not sure?) and drawing with a tablet feels real weird but I'm sure I'll adjust eventually."}
+{"text":"Keep the gesture simple. One line for flow, one for a stabilizing force, large masses blocked in loosely. This doesn't work unless you know 90% of what you're laying down and why (eg, the legs and pelvis obscure the stomach in a shot where the character is vaulting over something and coming \"at\" the camera). Then use wrapping lines to establish what is where. If something is receding, just wrap it a few times to show it moving \"back\" into the picture plane. Reverse for whatever direction, really. This helps keep things organized for when you clean up and establish the anatomy. If"}
+{"text":"this is why you just outright refuse some commissioners I've had to turn down some that were just outright awful to look at, couldn't be salvaged"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, the resource: try Michael Hampton until you get his technique down, then just use it for your own purposes. David Finch has a good method, and so does Glen Vilppu. YouTube or pirate, doesn't matter."}
+{"text":"Thank you for the advice anon. I was actually talking more about \"things\" or animals instead of people but I'd love to draw people at some point, so it's still very helpful. Just feel like humans are gonna pretty tough at my current skill level since I have no idea about anatomy or construction."}
+{"text":"Just a little bit more I have to study the water a big more"}
+{"text":"is it just pure anatomy and pose grind? or are there techniques that helps with creating dynamic fight scenes"}
+{"text":"wha"}
+{"text":"he is particularly in distaste of niggers"}
+{"text":"big L aura farming no kappa"}
+{"text":"Yes but make sure to do a drawing of him."}
+{"text":"I thought the people watching it thought it did. Nope, even Solo Leveling fans admit that they're carried by art and animation, tho Demon Slayer fans are delusional, they somehow think that their shitty manga would be popular even with a terrible anime adaptation like what happened with One Punch Man's Season 3. Jujutsu Kaisen fans are extremely dumb tho, they think that JJK is somehow a writing masterpiece when in reality it's barely a cut above Slop Leveling, if that. TLDR They're shallow trash aimed at powerscaling ret@rds that dont care about storytelling, nuance, emotions, etc"}
+{"text":"What happened to artists, why are most of them gay, lesbians or trans now? Where are the chads at?"}
+{"text":"reading this was funny because you mentioned mass-shootings and my brain went \"DING DING DING, LIBTARD DETECTED\" but then you go on to be racist (which is cool) so I suppose I was wrong."}
+{"text":"It's always good to stick to your core beliefs, regardless of what others say or do. I just say ping-pong because different solutions made sense at different times, especially growing up. Best of luck, anon"}
+{"text":"i'm a far right chud and i love art. it's just that most of the \"art\" i like is hmofa furry porn or starship floor plans. i don't really like art when it's political. leftists overall see art as a means of propaganda which draws them towards artistic mediums as a means of sharing their beliefs. there's even people who go so far as to say \"all art is political\" and exclude casual art enjoyers. is correct though, but the correlation between artists and insanity is more about the fact that an unhealthy drive and determination is needed to master creative endeavors, so only mentally ill artists get good enough to be employed professionally, but political ideology is only one form of insanity and you could just be someone like JustinRPG with an extremely narrow fetish and no way to scratch that itch. artists being overwhelmingly leftist is mostly to do with creative spaces always being bourgie to some degree (art costs a lot of money and time). the leftists end up dominating online spaces and it's self-reinforcing because no chud wants to deal with anti-redpilled site admins."}
+{"text":"Let's be friends. I don't know enough chud artists. Where can I find you?"}
+{"text":"Nice try fbi-kun"}
+{"text":"this is the average AI Accuser btw"}
+{"text":"the eyelashes are THAT inconsistent Nah, it checks out"}
+{"text":"You don’t feed the trolls. No amount of evidence will convince them they were wrong. Trying to defend yourself will only make it worse because more retards will join the discussion. You know you don’t use AI. If someone thinks you do, that’s their problem."}
+{"text":"the best thing you can do for AI accusations is to just tell the truth: say you aren't. you don't need to \"prove\" anything with timelapse videos (AI fakes those too). your art will appear human made once you get a large and consistent portfolio over a long period of time. AI sloppers will generate images from any art style, with no continuity between images, and they will generate a hundred images per day, so if you're consistently putting out 1 full illustration per week, attentive observers can just cross reference your output with how long you have been drawing."}
+{"text":"Modern day \"trolling\" is just harassment and most trolls are unironical nutjobs. Doesn't matter what you do or don't do, you always lose."}
+{"text":"Here's the actual file"}
+{"text":"first attempt"}
+{"text":"160 x 144 px canvas Oh the horrors"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying Omg a 160 x 144 canvas! so small! I've done pixel art much smaller than that such as pic related"}
+{"text":"Draw this pose."}
+{"text":"This is nice, anon. Even without the nose. Anime does just fine without proper noses as well."}
+{"text":"Why not, I guess."}
+{"text":"Do good references don't exist in the western shithole? lmao, it's the internet at least put some effort when looking for reference, It's always garbage."}
+{"text":"Taking a break? Drink some water, do some stretches, share some thoughts. Just keep them art related."}
+{"text":"sticky notes."}
+{"text":"lol. the resolution is small, but by golly I can practice animation too"}
+{"text":"stylus replacement order is stuck under review It never began for wacomcels"}
+{"text":"i hear the rats dying from the poison :("}
+{"text":"man I could be a really good fucking artist and absolutely decimate these dudes on twitter one fucking thing i have to fix in my life then I can go all out"}
+{"text":"Drawing has started to feel fun instead of miserable"}
+{"text":"You must be high int before this can happen."}
+{"text":"He needs your help"}
+{"text":"Nuke Greenland"}
+{"text":"What ? No one gave him a dildo?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe that someone who can navigate the internet well enough to be on 4chan holds the naive worldview required to create this"}
+{"text":"about as naïve as the /pol/ tourist still supporting the con artist nigger in the white house"}
+{"text":"I refuse to draw anime and lewd stuff And my style is based on western cartoons"}
+{"text":"normgroid responses btw. hit dogs holler."}
+{"text":"Yet more dumbasses erasing that anime exists thrived on fujoshi culture and only since around 2002 did older males start really paying attention. You fake as fuck dog."}
+{"text":"AI overview"}
+{"text":"if you think that's bad, imagine being in the star wars fandom post-2013 and seeing women call pedro pascal \"daddy\" and post grumpy grogu chicken nuggie memes."}
+{"text":"It was mainly just Covids fault"}
+{"text":"Previous thread Welcome to /salt/, drawing is suffering edition. Your general thread dedicated to sexual artworks ranging from simple pinups with exaggerated proportions, to explicit pornography. Please feel free to pick your best works in progress, or finished work, and post it here. General Rules & Guidelines 1. All forms of art styles are welcome; submit your work and receive feedback from others. 2. Please resize your images below 1000x1000 pixels before posting. 3. Don't be afraid to ask for an honest, constructive critique. Be specific on the type of help you need. 4. Share whatever knowledge you can. Please provide references whenever possible. 5. Remember all GB3 related content such as LOLICON, SHOTACON, FURRY and FURRY PORNOGRAPHY along with BESTIALITY are BANNED on ALL boards, including red boards— except for /b/ and /trash/. PLEASE DO NOT post that content here. Thanks. 6. DO NOT reply to Al bait posts. Report and hide, then let the janitors and moderators deal with the problem. Community Resources Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Can this be considered loli, I mean for the boddy type and proportions? When sr.fbi would track my ip for drawing lolis?"}
+{"text":"I think you're seeing lolis where there aren't any anon... but the FBI might start looking into why you're seeing them everywhere"}
+{"text":"didn't make a version where the dick is a hook wasted meme potential"}
+{"text":"This is awful yet still better than me If anything, im motivated by this drawing"}
+{"text":"What’s wrong with this? It looks like any other drawing book"}
+{"text":"it's amateur/beg. are the other drawing books you're looking at \"how to draw anime\"?"}
+{"text":"If you don't coonstruct, you're not drawing"}
+{"text":"Hi Cade."}
+{"text":"Why are there people on here who go on about not using a reference? How did such a retarded notion ever gain traction?"}
+{"text":"you find a ref of a woman sitting on a toilet, then refs of someone holding a shotgun pointing upwards, then use your actual artistic skills to extract the right info from each image and combine them. You aren't supposed to find a singular reference and entirely copy it."}
+{"text":"that's not how using reference works nigga, you are using your imagination to blend two different objects"}
+{"text":"motherfucker that's literally the entire point of references, covering the gaps in your knowledge so you can fill them in with multiple different sources"}
+{"text":"That's exactly how using multiple references work. Are you just ragebaiting, or really this ignorant on the subject?"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
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+{"text":"Any good book about pixel art?"}
+{"text":"I was going to say go to the pixel art thread. But it’s already gone lol."}
+{"text":"Try Pixel Logic A Guide to Pixel Art by Michael Azzi."}
+{"text":"pyp"}
+{"text":"? what mean"}
+{"text":"So this is the test to see if one will become a succesful professional artist. Are you going to be a succesful professional artist?"}
+{"text":"tracing"}
+{"text":"Like this?"}
+{"text":"Draw her without her shell! NOW! (Also, good work)"}
+{"text":"It's testing for personality, it's about which one you picked and whether you actually use the grid and projector. Most of the board would choose the lady or the pirate arguing the other two are /beg/ shit, eyeball it from across the room instead of tracing because tracing is /beg/ shit, drawing a reasonably accurate copy, and fail miserably as some boomer animator reveals industry work is all about efficiency and anyone who put in real effort instead of tracing Condorito in eight seconds is a retard. Or anyone who traced Condorito is a retard and you need to believe in yourself, depends on the boomer."}
+{"text":"I was going to try the woman for a personal challenge, but I couldn't attempt it (grid wise) within less than 10 minutes. As a result, I went with the Turtle :)"}
+{"text":"1: Post a brief backstory if your OC has one. 2: Character design critique and discussion is welcome. 3: Keep it fairly SFW. Lewds are fine but no explicit porn. 4: This is NOT a request thread. Artist Only. No spamming OC/infodumps for multiple threads without delivering. 5: Be sure to thank Drawfrens for their hard work as soon as you can, it's just common courtesy :^) Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"Here's your Julio!"}
+{"text":"likewise, and he looks kind of tired. is he ok? lol"}
+{"text":"YOO, This goes hard"}
+{"text":"AAHHHHH thank you so much! She's adorable in your style, I cannot thank you enough."}
+{"text":"genuinely ridiculous how great a motivation number go up is"}
+{"text":"I see, RanNumGen. I see..."}
+{"text":"why the hell is the time zone for this GMT? the day on DAD ends 4 hours before the day actually ends for me as an american, and i usually draw late at night this typically leads to me posting the work i did the day before (technically), which feels lame to me"}
+{"text":"Recently turned 23. Definetly am not recovering as quickly as I used to. Tbh that would be wholesome, maybe a little weird but its a nice idea. I'm tired."}
+{"text":"i'm only 2 years younger than namefag oh god i still feel like I'm mentally 18"}
+{"text":"Wanted to post this on /beg/ but the thread is dying currently. Decided to draw an aristocrat for my alt history setting and i want to make him more futuristic looking. The idea is that old fashion is mixed in with new stuff."}
+{"text":"Why does he have one black shoe? Also, it looks like you lost interest once you got to the waist and had to work on his legs. Upper body has some appeal, but lower feels a whole level poorer quality."}
+{"text":"Also to make him more scifi, maybe look at high end experimental fashion from various eras and incorporate more tech. It can be hard to determine what looks futuristic without showing fancy doodads."}
+{"text":"Wanted to make it a prosthetic leg. Looks like i failed and yeah im not good at drawing lower parts of the body."}
+{"text":"So one example could be designing a prosthetic leg that resembles the modern artificial springy curved ones, but give it some adornments to fit this guy's, uh space aristocrat(?) look. Basically, find references for stuff you are unsure of, and find a small handful of mood/theme/style pics to draw inspiration from. And of course balance drawing for fun with practicing technique and fundies."}
+{"text":"Alright anon, thanks ^^"}
+{"text":"old:"}
+{"text":"a 6 is too small if anything, a 10 is the workhorse brush, an 8 is already on the small side save as much paper as possible ngmi, water becomes exponentially less controllable and more destructive as the surface scales down and paint dries exponentially faster the smaller the area buy a roll of baohong off of temu or ali (square corner decoration is student grade, squiggly decoration is artist grade, if the picture has a square pattern on the corners of the label, it's student grade regardless of what the chinks wrote)"}
+{"text":"4 is plenty"}
+{"text":"don't be a retard"}
+{"text":"that is a quality snail. I got a box of oil pastels to try them out"}
+{"text":"We are already 20 days into the new year, nodraw."}
+{"text":"can i get models with handsome guys? twinks and hunks preferably, i get really tired of running into old men and fatties"}
+{"text":"looking for human/animal skull references"}
+{"text":"Is there an artistic rendition for the logic of gore? I'm not looking for realistic or liveleak stuff, but moreso a reference of how the body would look or react to various weapons or a Saw traps."}
+{"text":"seconding but i’m good with butterfaces"}
+{"text":"Question for the /beg/s here, whats your experience with drawabox?"}
+{"text":"I havent a clue. Hes legitimately brain dead. I've been watching him since his first week and it seemed like he wanted to get good at learning English, music and art but as time went on all he kept doing was boxes and lines and now here we are. At first I thought maybe he was just doing these warm ups in the morning before serious illustration but then I checked his pixiv and nothing. No art elsewhere, just that youtube channel. AND HE IS KOREAN. He could just walk into some cafe and learn from industry pros at night after work. Loads of them in his country. So I'm leaning on legit autism. There was one other guy (lady) in a discord I was in who posted circles every single day for 3 years straight with 1 furry head sketched to the side every now and then but she never got better. Later I come to find she literally did have diagnosed autism."}
+{"text":"I do have a degree of diagnosed legit Asperger but I still got a job and I'm controlling it to some extent, and I still practice every day, you making me feel like just because my condition I'll never draw, but I still have faith and I'm not doing only lines and circles, I do construction anatomy and longer studies from different styles so I think if I keep going I'll be able to draw someday."}
+{"text":"This is why you'll never learn to draw, because you've set an arbitrary \"permission point\" where it's considered drawing. Someone who starts this way goes nowhere."}
+{"text":"/int/'s typically have more knowledge than /beg/'s"}
+{"text":"dafuq you mean by permission point, and if you think practising lines is autism and doing figure drawing gestures, anatomy and longer studies from references is also autist and it's not considered drawing, then what the fuck you consider drawing? only still life fruits is drawing or you're going to tell me that's also autist and no drawing? make some sense or explain yourself instead of just throwing shit everywhere, it makes no sense"}
+{"text":"will AI do what digital did to trad?"}
+{"text":"industry still wants people that know how to do their job Wut."}
+{"text":"Need experience to get a job Need a job to get experience Corpos are pure bollocks"}
+{"text":"1 seasoned veteran doing the work of 1000 grads. The industry doesn't want new people, fuck them, \"young\" zoomtards wanted AI so welcome to never having a fucking job, don't like it? Blame it on the zoomtards, they ruined your future."}
+{"text":"How is this thread still up?"}
+{"text":"zoomtards gets fucked up because of AI somehow manages to twist it into ruining existing industry workers AIshart isnt sending their best"}
+{"text":"Hello /ic/! I've obtained a prescription for (generic) Adderall and wanted to experiment on how it affected learning to draw. I opened this thread to document my progress and for everyone else's observation / amusement. My goal with this thread is to simply take an Adderall and draw for at least a couple hours a day and post the results. Realistically I may miss some days. The hope is to keep these threads ongoing until I'm either satisfied with the progress documented, or I crash out. Probable Questions: Are you actually diagnosed with ADD / ADHD? Yes, ADD. I believe inattentive. Been diagnosed since 2003 but never treated long-term. How old are you? 31. Do you work? Yes. Full time with a very emotionally draining job. Are you on the spectrum? Undiagnosed but I'm pretty sure. High functioning if so. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wait a second..."}
+{"text":"OMG!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"why have vanishing points if you aren't projecting to them"}
+{"text":"this is a very interesting thread, anon. before medication, how long were you able to focus on drawing without just getting distracted? has this improved after medication?"}
+{"text":"Because I'm just replicating what I saw until I had to be told that you use BOTH vanishing points, not just the dominant sides. How long could you focus? 3 hours max a day spent only on work and then it fell off a cliff after that. On drawing It would be 20 or 30 minutes tops, but now that I'm feeling the motor skills a bit it's easier to go along with it. I use to not be able to go any hour by any means. Now whenever medicated +/- an hour. My posts on the 18th was 6 hours of it."}
+{"text":"After sleeping on it, I hate it. I should have waited to do the body so I didn't get impatient."}
+{"text":"what do yall think so far"}
+{"text":"grind fundies Just doodle it. nobody's paying you"}
+{"text":"The first two may cause the third. The fact that you're a gay furry posting on 4chan says you probably don't have healthy IRL relationships and invest a lot of time into the internet. On a more mystical note, your desires are aligned with a world that does not exist, and as a result, you are also unable to have children. Most people in such a position would have joined a monastery, historically speaking. sigh, is there a worser combo than this? You could be a manic gay furry and destroy your life with drugs, alcohol, and STDs and also pooping in a bag as a result of a prolapsed anus."}
+{"text":"these are great. how much time do you spend on one?"}
+{"text":"Male figures"}
+{"text":"I give you permission to learn backgrounds or color next."}
+{"text":"post weenies"}
+{"text":"What do you do when you actually want to improve your anime drawing beyond just copying heads? I can draw figures and realistic portraits pretty well. I can copy a frame from a show or a manga panel or whatever, but when I try to apply that to free drawing/doodling I make ugly, deviantart tier heads. Should I try to draw a figure or a portrait and just stylize it real-time? I'm tired of making copies! tl;dr I want to draw cute girls from scratch My heads from scratch are ugly but i can copy well enough Help?"}
+{"text":"Don't copy anime until you can just do a regular academic study, like the people who actually draw anime can do"}
+{"text":"You tell me. Don't you watch anime?"}
+{"text":"no real person watches that slopshit, the only value in post-2003 anime is selling jaypigs to Brazilians"}
+{"text":"Its all relative to what you want to achieve, like you can be one of those Yaoi fags who always draw those head short so their massive muscular bodies appear bigger. But honestly aside from aesthetic choices if your drawing a human you are drawing a human. If you draw long enough you learn that its all the same shit. Also for my money the Loomis drawing that I pulled from probably could get away with making the head slightly bigger, he has other drawings in the book that have the head ever so slightly bigger.Plus its better for noobs to have the heads be slightly bigger then the opposite problem of shrunken head syndrome, I used to suffer from that a lot before instructors pointed it out to me"}
+{"text":"Of course not and no troon middle-eastern indian chimping about anime will ever change that."}
+{"text":"For stupid questions and questions that don't deserve their own thread. Post here if you don't expect your thread to reach 100+ replies."}
+{"text":"Is there a way to drag/zoom in CSP through the Space/Ctrl+Space shortcuts without also having to hold LMB (i.e. touch the tablet) at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Use the pen to pan, there's a window in your top right. Use the sliders underneath to zoom and rotate as well."}
+{"text":"Nvm fixed it to an extent - binding it to middle/right click does that, good enough."}
+{"text":"Yes, thank you!"}
+{"text":"You could use the sheet of glass trick. Set up a stack of books near a window, with a little mark for her chin. Get a pen that works on glass and ask her to shut one eye and trace some of what she sees. If the location is suitable, you could line up students from the class outside at different distances. Then talk about the drawing and ask her what she notices. Also, drawing a foreground figure or two is a far cry from filling a sheet of paper. Sometimes getting kids to experiment with backgrounds is a simple as giving them media that allows them to fill a page easily."}
+{"text":"How are you supposed to grow on social media as an artist?"}
+{"text":"Respond/interact with other accounts, it makes you more visible and others feel more engaged"}
+{"text":"monthly daily challenge things Please elaborate, Pepe-sensei."}
+{"text":"Did you try buying twitter premium?"}
+{"text":"inktober mermay pleinairpril figuary just off the top of my head, they're pretty difficult if you want every entry to look somewhat decent but for exposure posting daily like this in a common challenge is the best option"}
+{"text":"be good be active don't be from south asia"}
+{"text":"hates fun There's no fun. Doomerbro is depressed and he draws sad lolis. You're just a silly clown, that's why you don't understand."}
+{"text":"you forgot a word on that quote"}
+{"text":"bibisi hates fun"}
+{"text":"AMAZING AS ALWAYS LORD ORENJI SAMA IGNORE THOSE 2 LOSERS ABOVE ME ORZ ORZ"}
+{"text":"just tried to draw yotsuba"}
+{"text":"I like her anon, you should do more your lines are very clean"}
+{"text":"is this the flat-chested bitch that keeps banning me for uploading furry porn? why is an artist using /ic/ to share their work?!"}
+{"text":"Sure lets just flood this board with 50 threads everyday with random people posting their single work instead of using existing threads. Way to prove that you are just a tourist"}
+{"text":"@grok put this character in a bikini"}
+{"text":"Learn how to use the website stupid newfag"}
+{"text":"i believe it. but man i live in south america and i dont have the money for it."}
+{"text":"honse <3"}
+{"text":"She still doesn't have a name yet, any suggestions? I normally draw fanarts but ive been drawing this girl alot always. ><"}
+{"text":"I'd recommend LeBron"}
+{"text":"one eye, call her cyclops"}
+{"text":"Lequanisha"}
+{"text":"You guys are amazing i hope yall go far in life"}
+{"text":"Your other thread is still up. Are you a newfag?"}
+{"text":"General dedicated to posting and discussing art of either: 1. Manmade objects, vehicles, tool, weapons etc. (of any kind and any historical era, as long as they fall in the ballpark of \"technology\") and fictional derivatives of such 2. Objects,vehicles, creatures etc. that aesthetically fall into the visual space of mecha/robot/artificial/cybernetics etc. regardless of level of realism. Helpful to mention the level of realism, if any, you are taking into account in the art."}
+{"text":"I would love to see these with shading"}
+{"text":"Trying currently, bought greyscale markers for trad."}
+{"text":"some mechas from recently"}
+{"text":"Hey mechbro when you initially started drawing mechs was your perspective bad? How did you go about getting better at this? Did you use grids and practice simple point perspectives and kept you simple mechs respective to your perspective? Perspective seems to be the one thing I struggle with the most and I want to know how someone of your skill approached their studies?"}
+{"text":"armored core inspired mecha sketch"}
+{"text":"Art is ultimately about enjoying the art of making something and spending time polishing it. AI can automate third worlders trying to get fast xitter clout drawing moeblobs and porn to appeal to coomers and zoomers, but it cannot automate the meditative state you get from working on the fine details to distract you from this dying, senseless world."}
+{"text":"i thank god I've never drawn a dick in my life"}
+{"text":"ever since AI I deleted almost my entire 4chan drawthread delivery folder because it wasn't good enough except for 2 artists. It's like eating healthy good food (AI) and then going back to junk food (drawfags) and it just makes you sick."}
+{"text":"me me me me me me Who gaf? So they should be punished by having everything they draw contribute to their replacement? \"My definition of art means ai is ok or whatever\" you are a FAGGOT and you deserve to DIE"}
+{"text":"pyw /g/saar"}
+{"text":"You could have been drawing while writing those essays."}
+{"text":"How the fuck do you even draw anime? every other good artist uses entirely different proportions and stylistic choices"}
+{"text":"every other good artist uses entirely different proportions If you can see it you can copy it. Just do more copies until you figure it out."}
+{"text":"Well chat I messed up, I ran out of space. Might have to redraw to complete the rest of her head and ears."}
+{"text":"De-horsefied...can't have shit in Tracen"}
+{"text":"This thread is designed to be a space for women, by women. Fujos, Yumejos, and OC stacies welcome. If you are not a XX chromosome woman, do not post in this thread. Not looking for male opinions, male art, etc. Rules: the males must be attractive women must be drawn with the female-gaze in mind. No /femboy/trans/traps/futa. Go to /salt/ for that. If you want female advice on \"how do I draw x\" then go to /beg/. Nobody gives a fuck. No male yurifags, no faceless dudes, no femboy, no shota/ loli, no futa, no guro, no derailing thread. Nothing created to appeal to the male gaze. Thank you. If it does not serve women, it does not belong here. If your bait isn't accompanied by your own work, we do not care. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Please post more big men! I also draw them and it is really nice to see a like-minded girlie. This size difference is driving me crazy, I love it. The colors and effects you used are so pretty! I don't know what you did on the dark pinks and blues, but the textures there really sell the retro anime look for me."}
+{"text":"beautiful~ sexy cool.. BASED 1/2"}
+{"text":"i always crave your delicious big men..thank you for feeding me queen cutie pie!!! majestic~ sexyy 2/2"}
+{"text":"going through the animation exercise list, last two featuring my ocs"}
+{"text":"almost forgot this one featuring my alien boy Oda~"}
+{"text":"Thoughts ? Used to draw comics years ago for my school paper and I haven’t really doodled anything in ages. Had this idea in my head and thought it turned out pretty good"}
+{"text":"I dont get it, so the guy hopes Q-bert did NOT sign up, but Q-bert clearly did sign up This seems to be a frequent or foreshadowed event for the guy since he had the thought to say he hoped Q-bert 'did NOT sign up' but he still came?? On a first read I question the motivation of the main character, and the comic relief isnt great either so I'd give the manga a 4/10 as it stands"}
+{"text":"Do you not know who Q-Bert is anon? I would have added another text bubble in the last panel because I wanna know what first panel guy said. I’ll give it a strong 6/10"}
+{"text":"I used a free for commercial use outline to make this ruff sketch"}
+{"text":"Next time worry less about legal nonsense and more about finding an actually good ref to steal from."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"how the fuck are you supposed to shade? I picked up this loomis faggots book and it doesn’t explain it at all. Pic related is my attempt at first exercise. This is infuriating, why does for example my moustache look so much more retarded than his? It’s literally called “Fun with A Pencil” and says to use a pencil so why can’t I do it? Why is my shit so retarded and bad?"}
+{"text":"For me, I always decide a percentage before doing anything. 0% is no shading at all, 100% is black as the ace of spades. Also, fuck Loomis."}
+{"text":"but you didn't do any shading there"}
+{"text":"puke with a pencil"}
+{"text":"It looks like you don't draw very often, if at all, before this - so why did you expect your lines to look any good? It's some of your first drawings, give it time. You can't expect to be ripped from doing a single pushup."}
+{"text":"damn, i love drawing cartoon faces from the 50s so much it looks so appealing i cant wait to get commissions for my oc \"old fat man with a pipe\""}
+{"text":"6 years of drawing and im still dogshit"}
+{"text":"thoughts?"}
+{"text":"welcome to the club, man"}
+{"text":"You are brown and you were probably filtered by college entrance exams which measured IQ"}
+{"text":"Sure, as if people didn't just watch TV at home or go the pub before"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"It's that time again, doodle friends! Theme: Autumn, Halloween Map special: NO BLUE colors allowed! Sorry caeruleaphiles Rules: Claim a tile next to an existing tile Draw the tile and post it Make sure your tile aligns with the adjacent tiles Tile dimension: 200x200 pixels No AI Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Surely"}
+{"text":"Claiming D4. I promise it won't be too good."}
+{"text":"I lied!"}
+{"text":"Looks good, my dude."}
+{"text":"Thanks, my dude."}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"zoomer is demoralized by a clown making a balloon dog also that's AI"}
+{"text":"I don't even get the point of this thread. Is it that you think it's some insane skillmog to draw with your fingertip? It's the exact same motion as drawing with a pencil, the pencil is just there because our fingers don't leave a mark. Is it the short drawing time? It's a sketch. It looks like shit btw"}
+{"text":"I hope you don't anon, however us third worlders drawing on our chinese phones with cracked screens will always out perform you if you're not willing to make the best of what you currently have If you loved doing it; it would be easy"}
+{"text":"I'm a third worlder with no drawing tablet, no drawing tools. It's over. You can still improve with grit and your high trust status from getting commissions."}
+{"text":"Post still lives you've painted and talk about still lives"}
+{"text":"not a still life but 4 more isolated objects from the same day:"}
+{"text":"thought it was shit from the catalog thumbnail click thought it was a pile of chocolates from thread thumbnail expand nice brush, anon, i can smell the varnish from this image"}
+{"text":"I like these in particular, do you construct them properly at the start? I have trouble with copying things I see because I tend to just do the outline first, which works sometimes but does get wobbly here and there."}
+{"text":"I do a rough outline of the blocky shapes first, but nothing elaborate. I don't have any pictures because I've never saved any wips of them. Some objects require more delicate outline work, if the shape is particularly easy to draw incorrectly."}
+{"text":"I see, thanks anon. l have to keep practicing and it'll probably come easier sooner or later."}
+{"text":"Why are you all so zealously against AI? I am not trying to trigger you, I am just genuinely curious. This hatred and trying to cancel AI is identical to when the Industrial Revolution started being common, and people thought that agriculture and manual labor would be over. Turns out all that was false. If you are against AI because you have a fear that human-made art will go extinct, that fear is irrational."}
+{"text":"You will be againt AI too, just wait."}
+{"text":"The industrial revolution was a mistake"}
+{"text":"Get used to the new world, old man. Everything done to restrict AI and datamining will now only strengthen the corpos."}
+{"text":"You're just an operator of a machine and call yourself an artist. Ofc you can make VNs with it but was that really why anyone learns art? The equivalent to downloading a mod and calling it game dev. I want to create something that is mine, not just enable, maintain, and market some imitation product made by a computer/Indian"}
+{"text":"Everything done to restrict AI and datamining will now only strengthen the corpos. \"Erm, everything you do to stop bad thing, actually help bad thing, hur hur hur\" Shut up."}
+{"text":"I need as many guides as possible for drawing large Butts that look like this."}
+{"text":"stop samefagging, go draw"}
+{"text":"nta, can you stop falling for the bait, you look like a raped retard screaming with your ass wide open."}
+{"text":"shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"where are you in art joungey?"}
+{"text":"I followed this, but jumped from confused to exploring, because I'm not a retard."}
+{"text":"So I started doing one course and kind of petered out but it got my lines a lot smoother. Now I'm doing Artwod as practice and I think its doing good work on making me practice digitally and firm up my fundamentals."}
+{"text":"right here"}
+{"text":"I'm at the end of this chart which is to the right and not visible"}
+{"text":"I want to quit but I can't I feel bad when I draw but I feel even worse when I don't draw"}
+{"text":"who /nightdraw/ here? quiet in serene with headphones(lo-fi hiphop beats/etc lol) if you please cozy lamp and blanket dim glow of screens and orange light of the lamp the sound of the pen/paper/etc hitting the paper this is what made me start drawing more too"}
+{"text":"yes but audiobooks, esp. large data statistics books or deep history."}
+{"text":"Drawing while listening to trance and bigbeat somehow made me better"}
+{"text":"I should nightdraw more, thanks for the advice, OP!"}
+{"text":"I draw at night less because it's comfy, and more so because I'm a horrific nightowl and have a terrible internal clock. Half the time I'm going to bed well after the sun has risen again. I live like a raging party boy, but without all the fun social aspects and experiences they have, ha ha. I assume they mean that because Australia is on the other side of the world, they're able to see a lot more streamers late at night because of the time difference. So when it's late at night in Australia, it's prime time for the rest of the English speaking world."}
+{"text":"you aren't supposed to listen to trance, and I hope you aren't listening to classic trance, or else I am going to find out where you live and I will have to kill you personally"}
+{"text":"When do you know that art is not for (You)? t. /beg/ going on 6 years"}
+{"text":"good shit, man, indicates a lot of volume with just a few strokes. That's currently one of my biggest issues, I do hundreds of tiny tweaks and spend way too much time to get results."}
+{"text":"That's amazing, and I suspect it's a super educational practice.Do you get your references from any one particular place/site?"}
+{"text":"You think so? thanks! Funnily enough I think I struggle with not really taking the time with those tweaks, I don't refine or finish often, and it bothers me. The problems you have are solutions I want and vice versa."}
+{"text":"I just go on pinterest and search for w/e I'm studying at the time if I want real photos. For style/stylization studies I mostly browse artstation."}
+{"text":"I don't want to look ridiculous to normies or my entourage, I just want to stop drawing like a braindead toddler and draw like a npc, to at least avoid bullying (At least to make up for the fact that I am am a KHHV incel loser with no friends or gf)"}
+{"text":"What’s /ic/’s thought on this book? Good place to start?"}
+{"text":"Funny how every single thread on this board no matter how innocuous always devolves into madness"}
+{"text":"Great book, fun to draw from. Only problem is you need to know the basics of perspective and drawing forms so it's a good first figure book but not a day 1 beginner book. More like after you've practiced fundamentals for a few months Better than Loomis for a lot of people"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure the book has sections on basic forms and perspective."}
+{"text":"It does. How to draw the marvel way is honestly just a really great book, it goes over everything at a very basic level and in a fun way with superheroes. There was supposed to be a new modern version but I think it got canceled"}
+{"text":"It's women's fault, if they didn't gatekeep pussy so much, especially with ethnics, autism wouldn't be so off the charts of lately Don't lie niggers this book was a circlejerk from Stan Lee and for his clique of autistic retarded friends"}
+{"text":"Forgot to add, password is always www.itzmx.com"}
+{"text":"No, Thank YOU anon! you're the goat!"}
+{"text":"the realink michelangelo link is down for the artstudio pack (_) also I got the davinci packs on gofile YUhSMGNITTZMeTluYjJacGJHVXVhVzh2WkM5SVFrUnRUMkk9"}
+{"text":"Grab a handful of brushes Can never get the results that's shown in the brush thumbnail Randomly view a tutorial about making comics Recommended to draw at a high resolution like A4 size Suddenly getting the result from the brush preview Well color me retarded. I didn't think to make the canvas bigger for different results."}
+{"text":"link is up for me, or they just fixed it"}
+{"text":"Post doodles n sketches"}
+{"text":"Girls"}
+{"text":"thanks bud"}
+{"text":"bewbs"}
+{"text":"Random"}
+{"text":"Peehole fisting"}
+{"text":"the vanishing points meet at the station point at a right angle, correct? but there are many ways for that to be true, as seen in pic related. so how do you place the station point correctly in an established scene?"}
+{"text":"the pavement stones That would only be the case if the camera were facing the same direction as the stones. The camera is facing slightly more toward the front of the building than the side. but you wouldnt know its a square True, but ideally you'd have an object in the scene that you do know the rough dimensions of so you can find a diagonal. It doesn't necessarily need to be square. But you do need that third point either way. Even in the ideal case if your center line is actually in the center it's acting as the 0 degree vanishing point."}
+{"text":"see pic related for what i mean. regardless of how the stones are facing they make a pattern you can use to trace their convergence in that shot to a rough area, and it's not where the other anon placed the center of vision."}
+{"text":"Why would the stones converge toward the center of vision? It converges toward it's vanishing point, like everything else."}
+{"text":"hm, yeah, dumb assumption on my part."}
+{"text":"How to use any of these nonsense in mine then. The fun is, very hard so... Is it, the more-god, then?"}
+{"text":"ITT: We draw beary"}
+{"text":"He can't even cheat well"}
+{"text":"You just know a third worlder made this. Browns, blacks and poverty people always have this distinguishable style or habit that I can tell."}
+{"text":"Are you sure it's a trace? It reminds me a lot of the early shitty newgrounds porn game artwork; stuff like Meet'n'fuck or Frank's Adventure... Well, maybe they were all tracers, haha."}
+{"text":"He Who?"}
+{"text":"Frank's Adventure that one was entirely traces and straight up stolen art"}
+{"text":"A lot of tracers give themselves away with the details they modify, in this case the huge tits and anime face."}
+{"text":"/ic/ getting mogged by a kid What excuses are you going to use this time?"}
+{"text":"Where's your copy? Hmmm?? ;3"}
+{"text":"I want to fund hiring some caribbean gangsters to beat the shit out of that fat autistic fuck."}
+{"text":"It must be very, very lonely for people like this. You share your stuff online and all you get are vapid comments like \"this is so inspiring ::fire emoji::\" and \"Brilliant!\" and \"love this so much\". Vapid comments and the only thing going for you is your age."}
+{"text":"honestly, it belongs in the zoo"}
+{"text":"getting mogged by a kid do people actually care about this? im happy for him, he has a hobby he enjoys and is good at the world is way too big to think you're going 1v1 against every single artist on the planet"}
+{"text":"I’ve been drawing stuff like this since 2020, and I mainly focus on digital art i did on apps like ibis paint or ms paint. Most of my work is of 90s male cartoon furry characters that I want to fuck or my husbandos, but I draw them in a adorable toony style that’s sort of my own spin on things. Lately, I’ve been feeling kind of stuck with a few aspects of my art, and I’d really appreciate some constructive feedback or tips from anyone willing to help. One of the things I struggle with is the fucking shading and shadows. My drawings are usually in flat color, and whenever I try to add lighting or depth, it just looks too off. I’m not sure if I’m overthinking it or just missing something about how light and color theory works. Also, I’ve noticed that my outlines sometimes look kind of deformed or wobbly not in a cool stylistic way, but more like they’re not structured enough. It’s frustrating because I can sort of see the style I want in my head, but I’m having trouble getting it down on the canvas. Majority of my art is influenced by some other toony artists I’ve known online like minus8 for example, and that guy motivated me to post here and other rule 34 sites try to grow more seriously. If anyone has advice, resources, or just general thoughts, I’d love to hear it."}
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+{"text":"Anyone signing up for anything this month/Q1? I want feedback from someone who knows what the fuck they're doing."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Tell them that they're hopeless and to pick up fishing or something instead."}
+{"text":"miserable crab"}
+{"text":"Embodied Josh took this course he took a lot of courses, over 5k$ worth of courses, in fact"}
+{"text":"is the one in OP available somewhere?"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Does graffitti have a place in /ic/ has anone done graffiti lawfully?"}
+{"text":"It's the only piece of graffiti that never got covered up and it's already been several years since I did it. it's on google maps and even got made into a Pokestop and deemed it a \"mural\". doing graffiti lawfully Kind of defeats the purpose in my mind. Look for an area in your community you don't think anyone wouldn't mind you tagging and try to beautify it. Not the other way around where people deface nice things with scrawl. I like stencils because the end result looks nice and is easy to pull off. I basically drew out the anime girl and had to think how to cut out the pieces so that when I would spray it, the negative space would work out to be the dark part of the image. You have to think in reverse and make sure the pieces won't fall out from not having an \"anchor\" to the rest of the piece. The top two fingers making the V fell off afterwards and you can see why. After I finished cutting out the anime girl black parts of the image I made another stencil that was a cut out square roughly the size of the outside edges of the anime girl for the yellow part. Waited until evening, sprayed the yellow square, briefly waited for it to dry, then slapped the anime girl stencil part over it and sprayed that with black spraypaint. Someone even walked by while I was doing it and largely ignored me. I like graffiti because it feels honest where the artist doesn't need credit and if it stays up, that means people liked it. You could turn a desolate dumpster or otherwise crappy area into something beautiful. Godspeed."}
+{"text":"Nice tag anon. how long did it take you to stencil that out? Would you change anything if you could do it again? Finding an unassuming place is the key to it, you want to pick a place where people would not notice unless they actually explore their environment/don't have it in their direct view when walking, driving, etc. You might make a fucking masterpiece, but all it takes is a few nimby mofos to ruin it for everyone. the more complaints in a short amount of time, the higher likelihood of your tag getting covered. Also helps to you know, not get caught/gives you more time to work. Oh, and also it is not a great idea to cover up any text or numbers, those are there for a reason and your tag will be scraped off and piss off whomever is forced to do it. I usually us multiple stencils. Spray paint the background, and slowly over awhile start adding on the layers. Using the canvas to its full potential can really bring out a work. get creative."}
+{"text":"The ancient Romans had a name for it. I think it was called a Fresco. Few survive because art done in this style is often difficult to preserve."}
+{"text":"Vaughan Bodé contributed damn near as much as Moebius but he's tragic and horny so we don't talk about him"}
+{"text":"I like street art, but let's be honest, the vast majority of graffiti is nigh unreadable squiggles that barely constitute legible writing, much less art, or anything to be appreciated. There's also the problem of graffiti, when not being alien glyphs, is often being highly pretentious political statements, like banksy... I think I'd prefer the squiggles. All this said, I always wanted to give street art a go, but don't think I ever can. Beyond being a pussy, I think I'd over think every location and feel bad about potentially vandalising someone's private property (a big no no in my eyes). When I was a kid people would spray paint our front fence and mail box - it's very demoralising and just makes your house look like utter shit, and I wouldn't want to do that to someone else, even if I'm doing a nice piece of art. Cute piece."}
+{"text":"Probably a big part of that was the institution of art as a discipline, they didn't do it for fun. Maybe Europeans are just enjoying the artistic freedom they never had."}
+{"text":"You can see sort of the same thing with superhero comics, the \"type.\" The heroes are all 9-10 heads tall, muscular, square-jawed with low brows and narrow eyes (see Bruce Wayne, Superman, etc.). Even if there is variation between artists, most artists still develop a type of their own (or borrow it from what came before). The exception would be someone like Mort Drucker, who seemed never to draw the same face twice, and could not only capture likenesses brilliantly in his caricatures, but could invent distinct characters from imagination from a seemingly endless store of material (the latter skill almost certainly developed as a result of the former). Picrel is a Burger King ad featuring all invented Drucker people."}
+{"text":"The big takeaway I've learned from this thread is people generally don't look at older works in anime or have never seen anything that's not the immediately current thing on crunchyroll or whatever, because this wasn't really a problem before the 90s and the bubble bursting. the drastic shift in budgets forced staff to find ways to build shorthand contexts they could use on multiple series right away, leading to alot less viability for unique styles and more of a lean towards those shorthands. This became especially true when cels were finally phased out. That's not to say there aren't a fewthings here and there that don't experiment. the mecha genre especially loved trying new ways to draw characters, with Xabungle and Escaflowne being standouts for having the most interesting takes. in short: stop looking at the same shit all the time and thinking that only the averages matter."}
+{"text":"Dunbine edges out Xabungle for interesting media imho"}
+{"text":"Anime from the '80s and '90s is freaking awesome. The introduction of CGI was a turning point for the worse. Even the \"simple\" styles of the early '80s are wonderful and very appealing."}
+{"text":"I am very new to drawing. Right now my process is drawing the outlines with regular lead pencils and then color with dry colored pencils But it makes a mess as you can see in the character's face. It looks like the lead is smudging. Would better pencils and paper help here? Anything I can do so lead is secured on paper? What are my alternatives that allow correction when I make mistakes? I would like to draw outlines with lead because it is erasable. But mixing them with me colored pencils seems to be a no go. I heard about those dough like erasers that can erase dry/wax based colored pencils (so I can use black dry pencil instead) but they don't seem to be very good"}
+{"text":"new color1 Start with a graphite pencil to build your sense of value first."}
+{"text":"Aria Good taste. The zoomers here don't even know this quality show exists. Best shit to watch on a Sunday evening with a nice cold drink."}
+{"text":"Wait...that IS from Aria, right? Or did you just steal the design and remove details?"}
+{"text":"Sort of reminds me of tarot cards."}
+{"text":"Who's man enough to take this week's ArbiterWolf challenge?"}
+{"text":"And your reference"}
+{"text":"i do exactly that and i still can improve and experiment somewhat no fucking excuses"}
+{"text":"Damn, shading is HARD. First time i managed to create an fully-shaded face without it turning into a complete travesty. I know you set out a value scale and assign it to your surfaces, but somehow i always mess it up and just YOLO that shit... Gave her too much cheek i guess, and the nose and mouth are pointing in different directions, but whatever. You can do it, maybe try a different method if you struggle. I've been banging my head against the loomis method for months - actually now i'm feeling might be a bit of a beginners trap (as a /beg/, you're gonna be happy if u can draw a box in perspective, much less sculpt an abstract head shape). ~6 weeks ago i pirated the Watt Atelier's Head drawing fundi course and Brian Knox's approach (simplified Reilly method) is much more forgiving for portraits."}
+{"text":"Maybe. I've been drawing for years and im still beg. I decided recently to do one last push of studying art to see if i can get good, and if not im calling it quits. I'm not quite as bad as that guy, but i should be much better than i am. Just stupid i guess."}
+{"text":"Ougg he's so cute!"}
+{"text":"Crossposting. I'm going to attempt to ink, watercolor, and pencil in this sketch. I don't know how to recreate the rainbow effect traditionally though, or if the composition looks weird. I might have my OC hold out a finger with a butterfly. Not sure about the foot touching the water either. Bunny boys replenish my soul."}
+{"text":"Can someone send a link to the 'cord? It expired in the fyi. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Just comfirmed that the link here  is still active, Try loging back into discord to see if it's working for you."}
+{"text":"Is there a rule to how much a value has to be for a drawing to start looking like a 3d form?"}
+{"text":"lmaooooooo"}
+{"text":"Yes, if you can easily identify the core shadow as dark and the lights as lighter. If I were to color pick the lights and shadow from this image they’d look very similar and mushy, with no dark and light color too."}
+{"text":"in a round about way, yes. if the values are too close together it will be washed out. stark contrasts amplify shapes."}
+{"text":"The amount of value isn't relevant, you can get away with having literally 2 values. Just look at any typical hacky stencil art traced from a photo. The problem with your picture is that there is no clear direction where the light is coming from. Areas of light and shadow seem random, or undefined. A possible cause is a bad reference. Flat boring studio lighting doesn't make for the best refs, but if the ref has really nice and clear shadows even a bad artist should be able to make a decent drawing out of it. For a drawing to look 3D, the shading needs to be consistent, clearly defined and logical. The rest is perspective and construction (not strictly values related). All of this you can get from a reference, like the drawer of the OP image tried to. If the end result doesn't look good, it's either a bad ref, or a failure in observation. Not because there's not enough value."}
+{"text":"loooooooooooooooooooooool"}
+{"text":"Does an app literally matter for a better drawing? I've always seen every professional and tutor uses a specific app"}
+{"text":"supposedly from a super secret chinese website or sum, fr"}
+{"text":"I tried MyPaint of all things recently, and it's lovely to draw in. But there's a problem (two in fact). It has basically no image editing tools - I really just need resize, and it doesn't even have that. And my mouse would randomly stop working in the program every 20 minutes, where I'd then have to relaunch it. That shit combined was bad enough to make me switch to Drawpile which has the MyPaint brush engine built in. I wish it was a little more polished, because it genuinely reminded me of drawing in MS Paint '98 in how no-bullshit it was, while having everything else I wanted. It has this \"infinite\" canvas starting out that you make smaller instead of bigger and most of the screen clutter disabled by default (easy to enable), just really neat. Other than that, SAI is the best for my style of painting, I've found. That Watercolor brush just melts colors like warm butter. CSP is still the best bang for buck and I'm used to it. But I pretty much hate painting in at this point, something just always feels off. Good for image editing and I guess drawing."}
+{"text":"What did he mean by this"}
+{"text":"No, what matters is how comfortable you are with it so you can just muscle memory everything related to the software and shortcuts and use your brain to focus on drawing."}
+{"text":"What is a good paper to make a flipbook for animation?"}
+{"text":"i use post it notes at my work"}
+{"text":"Makes a thread about flipbooks Doesnt include a gif of flipping the flipbook As usual, Op is a massive faggot."}
+{"text":"I'm entirely convinced that people here recommend drawabox just to get /beg/s to quit drawing because of how boring and tedious the course is, giving them the false idea that all art is that mind-numbing. Like look at this shit bro, this does nothing for you while being extremely annoying to do. At the very least, if someone is insistent on drawabox, they should have at least 6 months of drawing behind them, but then the course would be useless and redundant anyway"}
+{"text":"IMO the reason we get so many threads is because Drawabox proponents are rather sensitive to critiques. The 50/50 rule isnt particularly useful, since the very early lessons arent particularly useful to approach drawing things of your interest. If for example you took a drawin 101 class, the things like drawing from observation, measuring, values etc... are instantly appliable since you can always use the new observational drawing techniques to study art you like, or to draw around you. Theres no need to go full retard about form either, simply showing how you could draw the 4 basic shapes and then simply telling the student to go out and draw box like objects (televisions, phones, drawers) cylinder like objects (vases, arms to an extent etc) for a long time should be enough without the need for [arbitrary number] challenge. And another counterpoint, the author seems to imply that the only way to get good is to do exercises you absolutely hate for half of your time and then drawing what you enjoy for the another half of the time, thats just nonsense. you should just draw what you want and study things directly related to whatever is it youre trying to make. If you are a wagie and you only have 1 hour to draw, are you really using half of your free time to do something you absolutely hate?"}
+{"text":"Drawabox proponents Where are these people? These are just permabeg circlejerk threads anon. Every one of these threads devolves into \"200 box brown nigger person look at bad art heckin kekerino my fellow redditors please updoot my performative racism\"."}
+{"text":"Fair. Cant say youre wrong, but on reddit and youtube you can find these guys and they wont accept any form of criticism to the course. My main frustration is that they dont seem to understand the difference of something being challeging but engaging vs Torture (Op's pic)"}
+{"text":"That's because they're all capital P Permabegs. They don't like drawing, none of it is engaging for them. They just want to will giantboobanimegirl onto paper without putting in the effort and blame everyone but themselves for not being able to do so."}
+{"text":"Draw a box is only good for getting criticism on basic perspective and form. If you doing anything beyond 0-1 lessons then yeah you will be a perma beg. Its suggested because its free, you get a course with community feedback. Which people on ic love to complain about but have only offered money alternatives. I am sure if a better form and perspective course that was free and easily found was offered that it would be suggested instead. Also Hozure a riot artist suggest DAB in his own discord, he is the standard for industry. You should not be talking out of your ass. That's perma beg mentality there, you don't have to use DAB but you don't just learn how to do perspective form by drawing shitty animu 3/4 heads. There are specific fundamentals you need direction on and both of those separates why some artists symbol draw and why other people don't. If people understood it intitutively we wouldn't see many perma begs or people hard stuck int. Perspective and form courses are boring. I have yet to see a fun one. If you can't sit down and do basics of those fundies then just literally just do 10 minutes of it a day if you are incaptable of sitting. Any new artists or people can't draw, advice I give for people who think like this is, art isn't gonna be all fun. There is technical shit you have to learn and it will be boring. What you find boring will be diff from other people but that is part of the proccess of drawing and painting. There are people who hate rendering but like end result. People who hate studying value because its boring but benefit from it. If you wanted all fun hobby, quit art now. It's very rare to enjoy entirity of art. People quit art regardless if they do DAB because it gets harder, if you don't want to do it at the boring parts then good luck getting to level you wish to. It's why \"Just draw\" is even a saying. People who just can't stand the boring parts stop drawing due to it regardless what that boring thing is."}
+{"text":"How do you start drawing something like this from imagination"}
+{"text":"just imagine cloth and then draw what you see in your head o algo"}
+{"text":"by learning the principles of how it is formed."}
+{"text":"Cloth folds are very rarely referenced instead of constructed anew"}
+{"text":"there are just 7 types of folds"}
+{"text":"Hm? Not him but OP's was drawn from life with a 95%+ probability. What they did back then was often to soak a piece of drape in plaster or clay, I don't recall exactly, position it, wait for it to dry, and then paint it. It helps with keeping the drape unchanged, so that it could be studied for extended period of time. Same as with anything: study from life or reference meticulously at first, many times, monochromatically. Then train memory and or invention, starting by articulating the main volumes and going finer from there. (haven't been there in a while, wtf with those captchas)"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FACES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FACES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"Yeah, i'm learning this the hard way... Drawing animal faces is way easier in comparison, you just have to add the defining feature of the animal and that's it, it'll read as what it's supposed to be... If only people had the same face..."}
+{"text":"stop being autistic and draw human faces"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FECES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I HATE DRAWING HUMAN FECES I CAN LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING ELSE JUST FINE... BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FECES??????????????? IT FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DRUNK OR SOMETHING"}
+{"text":"What's the best ref for expressions and line placement? When I'm dealing with stuff like furrowed or raised eyebrows I don't know how many scrunched lines is too much"}
+{"text":"Nothing amazing just wanted to post this sketch somewhere."}
+{"text":"To be fair this is one of the best threads on /ic/"}
+{"text":"Is it really consistently that bad?"}
+{"text":"I don't like to shit on people, but every time I pop in it's the same five homos having a social club and giving one-liner critiques that don't really help."}
+{"text":"Idk I try to help when someone ask for critique. Maybe you focus too much on bad stuff."}
+{"text":"Considering most of the threads here are /v/ tier ragebait nothing of value got lost"}
+{"text":"how do I tell if I enjoy doing art, or just the idea of being an artist and forcing it to give my life meaning"}
+{"text":"Are you sure it's that? Does the lack of creativity manifest as not knowing what to draw when you grab pen and paper? A lot of the time, fear of failure is a big roadblock. It happens even to people who'd you consider advanced artists. A friend of mine who paints really well, and other couple people I know who have really great output, all told me that sometimes in one way or another they feel like they get this anxiety about their successful work being just random chance, and that they don't really know how to draw, and just got lucky. Often the biggest roadblock is these mental barriers. But, if you're just not sure about what to do, that's normal. Only people I see who are able to just draw something on the spot, are people who draw constantly. But you said you get the urge to create art. Doesn't that urge manifest as ideas? I myself have been trying to just not think and draw more. Currently just throwing myself at painting random environments to practice contrast and color mixing. But even with that clear goal, there can be a lot of hesitation."}
+{"text":"People who like to draw don't think about the title of \"artist\" except when they try to show other people their art and they say \"wow! So when are you going to work for xyz company???\" Artists only call themselves artists when they're making money or literally still a kid/teen and think they're going to graduate and immediately make money off of their art... Or have a high school mentality and think calling themselves an artist will get their parents pleading for them to get a job to stop."}
+{"text":"dip your toes into other creative hobbies or ones that require hands on input like model building, car repair, or wood working and see if you enjoy that more"}
+{"text":"cornf"}
+{"text":"Nobody who actually enjoys art has to ask if they do or don't."}
+{"text":"This may be a stupid question but, What makes a pose express that a person is feeling awkwardness or that is uncomfortable? I've tried to look for tutorials or comments about this but everything is just about dinamic poses and most of those look relaxed or confident."}
+{"text":"I want a tomgirl gf so badly... I think I found my calling... To draw cute flustered tomgirls..."}
+{"text":"look into body language and character acting stuff. Usually, a closed off or \"inward\" pose expresses discomfort (think arms crossed, slouched, knees turned in, chin down) almost as if a person is curling up to protect themself and hide from the world. Try making your character take up less space - notice how in the reference image, the character is surrounded by blank space on either side and their arms are squeezed against their body. Conversely, \"open\" gestures signal confidence, strength, and relaxation. This is pretty important knowledge in communication and business jobs too, as your body language really does make a difference on how you're viewed. Our monkey brains are hard-wired to look for signs of hostility or fear, which could signal a nearby threat. Next time you have a conversation, try actively thinking about keeping an open and relaxed (but not too relaxed) posture, and you'll notice people will be more amicable and take you a little more seriously. It also subconsciously helps you feel more confident. bottom line, inwards/defensive poses are what you're looking for, so try to avoid having outwards facing body parts or wide stances."}
+{"text":"Are we looking at the same image? If you look at the skirt the folds from where its pulled down are much more accurate than AI is likely to produce and theres slight transparency showing the outline of her hips. AI would have major trouble doing that on account of the fact it lines up with the legs while being subtle. the ankle might be weird but that could be explained by maybe taking a break in the middle of the process and a bit of tunnel vision"}
+{"text":"tomgirl Anon... that's not the same as tomboy. Unless you're a chaser I guess, then go right ahead."}
+{"text":"2026 What is your first official (meaning you drew + finished it 100%) work of the New Year? Mine's is pic related"}
+{"text":"As far as I can figure, this is my first completed work of the year. I love my wife."}
+{"text":"bluesky Is it good or just FoTM social media site?"}
+{"text":"Can you prove it that you're Shinda292?"}
+{"text":"why you would even ask something so silly? You're right, most straight men can tell when a woman or a gay man draw something aimed at them, the art always miss something like there's no sexual energy, no desire, it's just a generic naked woman looking at the camera, it's AI prompt / Sakimeme tier of boring slop."}
+{"text":"Idk it's just another place to put my drawings for me. I get slightly better engagement on there than on twitter."}
+{"text":"If I start right now as at 0 experience, how long would it take to escape /beg/? nigga"}
+{"text":"You're probably completely retarded if you can't do [Thing] properly after 1000 hours even"}
+{"text":"Scientists recently came out and said the 10k hours thing is bullshit and you get good at stuff way before that"}
+{"text":"what does tmmswe have to do with howies and drawing???"}
+{"text":"fucking no Why can't you people set realistic goals? It's why you can't stick with it, you expect too much and put yourself on a timeline. Draw for today."}
+{"text":"There is Hope (Keep Hope Alive Edition)"}
+{"text":"Im drawing things you people couldnt even begin to comprehend. These things defy all known laws of physics and break the calculations of the human brain."}
+{"text":"Stop making your mother cry."}
+{"text":"That looks like a cat I have one of those"}
+{"text":"Kyubey?"}
+{"text":"show feets"}
+{"text":"just be female on 4chan bro"}
+{"text":"Post work stations"}
+{"text":"not enough funko pops for your taste?"}
+{"text":"A funkopop would be less corposlop than that desk. It looks like the office cubicle no one works at. All the personality of a freshly built McMansion."}
+{"text":"a desk doesnt need a personality, it has to be functional. this allows me to work long hours both at my remote job and when drawing. i dislike decorations and clutter. have a nice day"}
+{"text":"Looks like my desk, except with books next to the monitor. Was thinking of getting another monitor"}
+{"text":"winner of this thread"}
+{"text":"Why aren't you going to figure classes"}
+{"text":"nah I went to a drink n draw event and it was literally that. Your mileage may vary, but living near a college town makes it so that you get a lot of these, but also a lot of people who go for funsies."}
+{"text":"drink n draw you went to an event made for socializing and got mad when you had to socialize. You are retarded"}
+{"text":"The amount of socially inept losers who clearly haven't been in an adult working environment in this thread speaks volumes of that culture this board has cultivated. Wash your balls niggas, I can smell the lot of you through the screen."}
+{"text":"I have a job and have had jobs since uni. Still a quiet autist. Nobody really likes it but I do my work, and I help out when needed (even if nobody asks) so nobody really complains. I probably won't become a CEO manager to makes one million a year but I can at least earn my daily bread"}
+{"text":"Clearly you haven't. It's just high school 2.0 all over again. Especially offices. With managers who will throw you under the buss to save their own ass. With the IT department leaking your browser history to the office gossiper. Adult daycare is overrated, fuck you."}
+{"text":"How much planning do you do before you start drawing?"}
+{"text":"I brainstorm for 8 hours while playing video games . Usually drunk"}
+{"text":"none, i literally just start. i work from imagination and do my studying separately. if there’s planning it’s done through drawing on the fly, like doing some rough passes for potential interactive poses for composition."}
+{"text":"I plant as I draft, I do multiple draws. I tell myself \"You're an artist, surely you can draw them multiple times as many times as it needs yes?\" It's ust like when I'm revising when commision drafts. A bit of a pain but worth it most of the time."}
+{"text":"Draw This In Your Style, inb4 Hard Round Brush."}
+{"text":"ok but why trace"}
+{"text":"My fav in threat."}
+{"text":"are you posting loli?"}
+{"text":"Wdym?"}
+{"text":"Do I just draw to get good? Then why so many different courses and youtube videos about how to get good? Someone has to be lying"}
+{"text":"Not many will tell you this, but the constant barrage of art tutorials and courses and books are no different than the same industrial-complex found within creative writing. Many hobbyists may flirt with an artistic medium, but few will commit to improving on a daily basis or taking it to a professional level. There are WAY too many people who get stuck buying books and watching videos or taking courses because they're in love with the idea of \"being an artist\" or are afraid to actually push themselves. Outside of \"common sense\" stuff, you don't need to engage with most of these videos or books. They will eat up valuable time that is better spent drawing or writing or whatever it is you want to do. In this case, it's drawing, but you musn't \"just draw\" because you risk falling into stagnation or learning incorrectly. The \"common sense\" stuff is the following: trace your photo reference do lots of contours of your subject draw your reference upside down break down your reference into shapes draw your subject on a glass sheet with a marker take your subject/reference, look at it, then take it away and draw it from memory (then draw it while looking at it, then repeat the first step) learn how to sculpt or crochet start doing origami on a daily basis Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The youtubers are obviously lying to get views (like most youtube tutorials)"}
+{"text":"Draw See what you lack or hate about it Study it Repeat Don't fall into the Youtube meme, they just repeat the same thing you would see on a book about it, but slower, with missing information and with a retard that doesn't know how to teach. Same thing with courses, ignore everything made by artists that aren't teachers. And even then, some of them are/became useless because they we're made with receiving feedback from the teacher and he may no longer do it (or not possible in case you pirated it)."}
+{"text":"Because most people are lazy and retarded. Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"youre making a logical leap that they drew for years on end between the two dates but the reality is they most likely drew very little comparatively to other activities"}
+{"text":"Why does the anime version look better? I know it's a copy and the original has a larger artistic value but still the anime version is more pleasing to the eye"}
+{"text":"Top suffering, a love truncated before it could even bloom, the baby is already dead but it knows it was loved and all the remaining light the mother has is trying to do its best in a final futile struggle bottom awooga zombie mama"}
+{"text":"i.e. weebs are retarded. The only way to top this bottom image for them would be to make the baby an anime girl."}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"suffering You know it's hard to see that when the majority of the artist's work looks like it is straight out of courage the cowardly dog"}
+{"text":"like i said brain damage"}
+{"text":"are drawing tablets worth it? i was thinking of getting one of these without the screens and transitioning to digital art since regular traditional drawing gives me backpain"}
+{"text":"My XP-Pen 01v2 works on fedora Linux but I can't get the open tablet GUI to detect it so I can configure my buttons. What do? Yes, but prepare for the adjustment period."}
+{"text":"hello does anyone know if the PTH451 works fine with modern OS's i use linux if that matters, im sure its too old for official updates, are there any community created drivers that allow the use of all of its features?"}
+{"text":"is the adjustment period that scary?"}
+{"text":"Honestly not really. I had a struggle getting back into it after not drawing for a while, expecting zero need to readjust, but then I told myself I was being a bitch and locked in. Just accept you'll have to do some warming up for a bit."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post your work and your socials"}
+{"text":"I thought you drew Twinkslop?"}
+{"text":"i prefer it, but ladies are what pay the bills"}
+{"text":"sigmamalechad unhirable"}
+{"text":"i prefer it Based ladies are what pay the bills Unfortunate yet understandable."}
+{"text":"Where did Bouguereau find a perfectly cubic stone in a cave but mainly how did he get a child to sit for hours for his paintings?"}
+{"text":"am i ugly"}
+{"text":"I don't know."}
+{"text":"They already had chisels, a wooden float and mortar back in the day"}
+{"text":"Man, in american comics it's exactly like that. Sometimes you see beautyful pencils in comicartgallery and then, interrior work of most marvel/dc comics are absolute shite, and when it's not 60% covered in hard shadows, it's shithouse ruined by inker or colorist like that one crying batman comic."}
+{"text":"Your posting on 4chan, so probably"}
+{"text":"Faux retro fanart"}
+{"text":"A 12 year old made this 500 years ago. What is your excuse?"}
+{"text":"He didn't have a wife or any romantic relationships (beyond writing poems and letters). Maybe that was to his advantage. When John Flaxman Sir Joshua Reynolds (President of the Royal Academy) that he'd just been married, Reynolds is said to have told him, \"Oh, then you are ruined for an artist!\" That wasn't actually the case for Flaxman, because his wife was supportive of his career (also, they didn't have any kids)."}
+{"text":"correction: When Joh Flaxman TOLD Sir Joshua Reynolds..."}
+{"text":"MFW finding out a 12 year old made that"}
+{"text":"While I think we're more privileged than ever, and it'd actually suck to go back 500 years the only benefit we have now is instant communication with people we don't like. You'd still have family 500 years ago, and health is not a problem because people in the past dont know about the tech we have now. Wht you don't know can't be used to judge the quality of your life, otherwise you have to concede that the times we live in are shit because in 500 years they will achieve world peace and UBI."}
+{"text":"White people are just different. There are 14 year olds leading armies and 7 year olds becoming Kings."}
+{"text":"Is drawing anime floating heads the fastest way to go /pro/ level?"}
+{"text":"bait, rage; engagement. try this at some point anon; sort the catalog by bump order so that the page 10 is up at top of the page. read the subject/comment of those threads and look at how many responses there are and check how old those threads. if you think about it, you can tell what type of threads those are and why they exist. those are the types of threads you might want to avoid if you happen venture back here. otherwise just go to a general because most threads are just 'strong' distraction bait. thus why felix's face is post three times when it's clearly that same person doing it for autistic reasons and not some sperg who \"oops, didn't notice there was already a thread about this, teehee.\" same with social media image posts."}
+{"text":"Oh it's that easy? Well shit, go do it! Dumbass retard, you realize this is why your life is bad? Because you need \"permission\" for everything, you'll never be anything more than what's prescribed to you. Because you're fucking stupid, unlike some Swedish gamer who figured out funny videos+consistency=success which is too much of a brain bender for you. Must be the university education."}
+{"text":"He's literally the opposite of a chud. What the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"PewDiePie is drawing these anime girls in 3/4ths, tremendous progress, folks. Everyone is so proud, the whole internet is cheering, WIT Studio invited him to Tokyo – BIG LEAGUE stuff! Nobody really cares what he does or doesn't do with his life, he's a WINNER, making millions while learning art. Fantastic! But then you have this total LOSER on 4chan's /ic/ – the same sad guy keeps making the same PewDiePie threads ever since the news blew up. Obsessed! He can't even post his own drawings because his art is so bad, it's embarrassing. Zero talent. So he ragebaits on a dead slow board just to get (You)s. Pathetic! Sad! Get a life, low-energy troll – Pewds is out here crushing it while you're still tracing stick figures. MAGA!"}
+{"text":"I need as many guides as possible for drawing large Boobs that look like this."}
+{"text":"[Prestige Photobook] Nipple Play Love Korikori Edition"}
+{"text":"Isn't 1 just the pectoralis instead of \"fat\"? sure there's there but feel your own body, the main shape comes from the muscle"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Still using Jewgle"}
+{"text":"\"HAHAHA! I HAVE POWER OVER YOU!\" *stays a /beg/* brown people should never have gained internet"}
+{"text":"He made it into /int/ in 3 months. Why are you still stuck in /beg/"}
+{"text":"this guy keeps winning, gosh even got to make it to Wit Studios. Kudos to him. I know it's shitty to say ' well if I didnt have to worry about money I could pursue whatever', but man congrats to him and fuck me I have to learn how to actually balance my time between life,bills, grind and more"}
+{"text":"You can’t learn a language past a certain age What kind of retarded cope is this? You can learn anything anytime you like. It’s just that learning a new language, especially one that is very far linguistically from your native (learning English from Swedish is much easier than learning Japanese) is really, really fucking hard and as people grow older, they lose patience they would have when they were children. When you’re a child, you do not have any choice in whether or not you understand the world, whereas as an adult, you can always retreat into something easier and safer because you already know a language. Neuroplasticity is a meme"}
+{"text":"Yeah, if anybody in our lifetime should be admired for just doing good as an everyday guy, Felix is one of them."}
+{"text":"threads like this reminds me that this board is filled with people who don't drew for atleast 5 years cause otherwise they would know that Pew is still on low-beg-area at drawing."}
+{"text":"i would imagine it's just one sperg posting pewdiepie every time he makes a new video, which probably isn't that often now that he's not /beg/ging for attention and after all those apologies he had to make for paying some jeets to make a sign saying \"kill all jews,\" Although, I will give credit where it's due for him and his gal leaving Europe. Although, he may be 20 years too late..."}
+{"text":"for me when i only need to post 2 shitty doodles and get half a mill views in a week."}
+{"text":"When I drew my grandmother"}
+{"text":"And what are you going to do with those views?"}
+{"text":"sit there for 6 months and not upload anything new"}
+{"text":"When I got my irasuto into a zine. I got two thousand clicks in a day. Felt amazing."}
+{"text":"When I started seeing my stuff pop up in random places."}
+{"text":"What's the etiquette of taking someone else's abandoned OC?"}
+{"text":"do what you want. it's the internet"}
+{"text":"That's an F16 you dummy baka"}
+{"text":"kike nigger it's funny how emotional kids like to string together \"bad words\" to communicate their emotions, regardless of if they make sense or not"}
+{"text":"It does make sense though"}
+{"text":"How many jewish hood black guys have you seen?"}
+{"text":"Post your inventions to get others to draw more"}
+{"text":"diabetic inducer 9000"}
+{"text":"Post your inventions to get others to draw more Being recognized for my League of Legends art in-game is quite the ferocious inspiration to get me to draw more. For those who draw vidya fan art, this should motivate you as well."}
+{"text":"My machine removes the 12 inch dildo from my obliterated asshole if I don't keep the pen on my tablet. If the pen is lifted from the tablet, after a small duration the dildo will slowly glide out of my expanded anus. Notice how I rendered the cheeks dripping with a mixture of both lube and extacy; that's also an essential part of the process. Otherwise, it will make multiple insertions a little uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"ITT: post your art we can guess your nationality and your app (digifag)/pencil quality (tradifag)"}
+{"text":"Good"}
+{"text":"Make a new guess"}
+{"text":"israel"}
+{"text":"Germany"}
+{"text":"nah, they're both United States"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It depends. In the movie industry, mostly in the beginning, a massive shitload of sketches are produced as quickly as possible to get a rough idea as to how things should look. There may be some light coloring, but that's if the producer or director sees potential in it. Look at any behind-the-scenes concepts from movies, tv or games, and you'll get the idea. Pic related, star wars."}
+{"text":"That's often a result of poor parenting. let's give the kid a console/phone so I can have some peace Or just genuine lack of interest. I guess people were more or less the same 50 years ago, but back then they had much fewer distractions. There was just TV and radio, so if you were bored, you either took up some hobby, read books or went out with friends."}
+{"text":"Back then our parents just took our gameboys and only gave it on the weekends and holidays. It was the same for my cousin and some neighborhood friends. So all that was left was to be forced to touch grass or play with legos or whatever. TV during the weekdays was pure agony in the early 2000s. The only days that mattered was Friday night and Saturday unless you rush on home at the speed of light and catch some random anime at 2:30PM before it drops off to soap operas."}
+{"text":"Does he speak japanese? Why dont pewdiepie just ask for a collab or private lessons with another western expat?"}
+{"text":"and that level of of /beg/ is archived with 2 years of drawing purely for fun, with barely any goals or time consumed btw (assume that he was focus on drawing 3/4 anime heads than gesture like the previous vids demonstrated) your average /beg/s here will spend 10x more time and effort drawing what they don't like and blame the guy for having more time and money than them"}
+{"text":"another week with yet another e-celeb literal who and how they have nothing better to do might as well appeal to.... who, exactly? this is yet another case of a person that scooped up cash by doing literally nothing and needs something to do besides just privately raising his kid with his \"\"\"hot\"\"\" wife in an onsen village. he's like a politician that lost an election and either becomes a lobbyist or a talking head on TV. If anything, he's actually making fun of people that crab/scratch at this. *leers at /ic/* he doesn't really care about making anything, the guy is fucking bored. he's probably doing a vid just to prove he's not traveled alone to the Suicide Forest, which is approximately located at..."}
+{"text":"Anyone know of artists who successfully combine painting with linework? I need examples/pieces that have pulled it off. It can be interpreted either way: painting done under linework or painting that mimics colored pencils/pastels and is more like drawing than painting. I hope I'm able to get my point across well enough, not sure how to articulate it more clearly. Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"Takato Yamamoto"}
+{"text":"Anime"}
+{"text":"chun-lo That one painting that he made with the blue hair woman with the tattoo is still one of the best works I've seen in the past decade."}
+{"text":"Any painting that isn't a European style oil painting? That's pretty much the only style that doesn't use lines"}
+{"text":"Nah. AI can't do my style yet. Grok thinks he's a bear lol. And I think any AI would make backgrounds better than I ever could, which would probably be more distracting than anything. My backgrounds are always just a wiggly ground line, and some dots and bumps as rocks or something."}
+{"text":"No it isn't."}
+{"text":"I don't, all I know is CSP is the best"}
+{"text":"Isn't Manga Studio just how CSP used to be named?"}
+{"text":"Manga Studio is what CSP used to be, so the code is built over it (which is why supposedly they've had issues optimizing it)"}
+{"text":"I been studying perspective lately and anything beyond the basics feel like math, I know that I'm dumb but drawing can't be that hard, right? Anatomy, color theory and light & shadow are a nightmare too. I can draw cartoons just fine, I read Preston Blair booklet multiple times, but anything beyond that is extremely hard..."}
+{"text":"instead of learning academically, you can try learning to draw intuitively, which ideally is what academic learning should do for you as well, but if you are too retarded for academia then you might wanna try and skip (ie. do master studies and shit). If even that doesn't help you grasp it, then yes you might be beyond salvation."}
+{"text":"I think it's because collectively we are being programmed with garbage information so the moment you need to actually analyze anything it feels like your brain is trying to learn German. It's not actually hard, it's just there is too much noise in our heads. Get rid of the noise. Stop the scrolling addictions and you might find a way to focus."}
+{"text":"I once had a student with mental retardation. We would spell out load the word \"stand\" and the kid would yell out load \"goat!\" to see if it was correct. I guess, to an extent, you're correct, but you could always just stick with lineart and inking. Making that look clean and cool is a discipline in and of itself."}
+{"text":"List them please I already know about about Gesture (Learn Anatomy First) 8 Heads Rule (Meme thought up by COOMis so he could get paid, he was paid by the word) Rendermaxxing (DOES NOT MATTER!! Fundies about lines, shapes etc. matter more) Anything else I should avoid?"}
+{"text":"This is the most retarded take on this entire board. If someone of higher skill is actually able to edit my work and point out its flaws even if I didn't ask for it, I would be grateful. This is an artwork and CRITIQUE board, you absolute fucking moron."}
+{"text":"\"Just draw\" is a trap by design. It's suppose to filter the people who don't enjoy drawing. Too many addicts looking for shortcuts who think they can get carried like it's a moba fail this test and are often caught just collecting art books and never actually experiment with the knowledge or draw something for fun."}
+{"text":"why so upset Irshad? Your scheme is quiet obvious for anyone with an IQ above 100."}
+{"text":"Gesture is whatever the fuck I say it is, I have the pencil, not you"}
+{"text":"I like to walk the walk instead of talking the talk. Haven't gotten around to making blog, though. I'm considering doing it once I hit the arbitrary number of 1000 hours in Krita."}
+{"text":"-So I'm curently learning to use Krita and mixing it to trad. As you can see it's not great but hey there's a first to everything => thus what I'm asking for feedsback. I am very bad at computer so Krita is very new to digital art. So with Bluebiscuit and Biekkia (I want to avoid using to much ressources), my objective was to learn to draw people, by tracing model with basic volume (way before Learning anatomy) => Plus it's those exercices promoted by Bluebiscuit (big inspiration btw). I also want to Apply it to animals. But I Don't know whether or not it's a correct method (mostly avoiding to just tracing thus not learning) NB : red on the \"not traced\" is the basic muscles from Bitekkia -I have a second problem : How do you manage study and just fun : Like Learning krita, boxes, perspective, color theory, anatomy, avoiding same face syndome, how to do a comic, composition, … and I know that it's suposed to learn bit by bit but in the end I stil can't draw what I want to do (ie no studies), maybe blank page syndrome Could you give me a hand on this, plz ?"}
+{"text":"I think your non traced version looks way better. You'll learn more without tracing. Id recommend making a nice size krita document and then zoom in so your work area is just a small corner of the full page. Then find whatever gesture reference (youtube has endless animal documentaries). Do a 5-10 min study and then pan over to a clean spot and do another drawing. You can fit like 25 drawings. Then make a new layer and hide the previous one and do it again! Experiment with different brushes. Maybe do a whole page with one brush and then the next with another. Play around and tinker. See how different brushes affect your drawings. Then later on you can go back and look over these big pages of work to track your progress"}
+{"text":"Anon would you kindly share the original ref pic you used there? I can't find the sauce online."}
+{"text":"Your not traced has more sol"}
+{"text":"I would say the one thing that stands out to me about the Not Traced version is the arms look a bit stuck out on a plane rather than set back and slightly bent. To answer the question about balancing fun and study, you can just put it on the same canvas/image but on a different layer. Like box studies and then a spaceship over it or whatever. With digital I found out I can basically treat layers as scrap paper to get out the funkiness of the start of drawing that day and then delete it afterwards."}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"what does it take to draw vixens exactly like this"}
+{"text":"3 years of drawing nothing but boxes in perspective"}
+{"text":"a healthy understanding of stylized anatomy and a clear vision of what you want to draw. Effortless drawing takes a lot of time"}
+{"text":"Is she gonna eat the rabbit?"}
+{"text":"Knowing the artist, She'll eat her out instead."}
+{"text":"As a newbie, should I pick an artist and copy their style? It seems like a fun goal"}
+{"text":"I don't need to post jack shit to tell you that your book is a sad joke. It's complete dogshit, everything about it is wrong and evil."}
+{"text":"Thousands of people were helped by my method Lotta begs, you mean. How come you haven't posted any work, yourself? Lots of people go viral, that's what lolcows are. Besides your claims of them being outdated, you haven't denied any other critiques of your \"guide\". In a general sense, the work lacks depth. Whatever you think you teach, you're not unique. Your general approach is a worse version of what Betty Edwards teaches, but she's actually qualified to do so. Let me make an anecdote: In my line of work, we have these special education achievement contests. They vary a lot; some like to dance, some like to do sports, and others like to do art. However well they think they are doing, we are all looking at them with the inherent understanding, that (unless they are the extreme exception) they will never amount to anything. This is how I look upon your work. Your most popular video was a clickbait, and the rest have around 200 to 1500 views. That's because, anyone with half a brain can tell, this will not work. Say what you will about Drawabox, at least he posts his work online and is transparent. Yours reads like a scam, but a bad one were you're not making any money from it. Which part of \"I'm a teacher\" is difficult to comprehend? I'm not posting my professional work, here. Unlike you, I actually work for a living."}
+{"text":"And here's another reason."}
+{"text":"Assuming you're a complete beginner, here's my recommendation: Yes, but also read and copy the illustrations in Bridgman Constructive Anatomy. Doing these two simultaneously will increase your skills tremendously fast. I usually do 10 minutes on bigger more thorough studies, and 3-5 minutes per smaller drawing study. It doesn't matter that it's bad, or that you didn't finish it, take a few notes, mentally or written down, and move on to the next one. As a side note too; remember to practice basic forms in perspective. Cubes, cones, cylinders, some of them combined, all in perspective, like stated before. I usually do these in front of the television in the evenings, just as a meditation and not true practice. It's great fun, and it doesn't matter that it's bad or good. I also advice you to copy multiple different artists, see what you like about each. Whatever sticks will fit your chosen style."}
+{"text":"What weaknesses stand out in my understanding of surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value?"}
+{"text":"I don't think that's a kind nor constructive thing to say, which ultimately beggars your own experience of using this site. Can you keep your critique to the subject at hand, which is the weakness in my understanding of surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value?"}
+{"text":"he's right tho, not a single scribble in your image makes sense whatsoever, a monkey with a crayon would make scribbles with more sense than that. It's so bad it's impossible to give advice on, because there's nothing the human mind could comprehend enough to guide you. The only hope if you want to continue claiming non-retardedness, is to start from square 1 and do some permabeg shit like drawabox."}
+{"text":"You've mistaken your inability to comprehend forms for a lack of structural sanity, which shows your mind is not sufficiently detached from the representational to speak of technique. You are in fact betraying your own lack of skill if you cannot comprehend the very simple structures drawn here. You probably draw flat planes with decals stuck on them. The question of whether or not your mind can comprehend what it is is not the question here. I don't care if you think your mind must be able to recognize what something is and you shouldn't eirher. The question was about surfaces against lighting, foreshortening, and tasteful and simple development of value. If you can't answer that then you have shown your lack of skill in critique."}
+{"text":"it looks like you are rushing lmao"}
+{"text":"sheik with hoves gets down on his belly to lick a filet Sarlacc gets a taste for patio furniture fat amputee in a bathrobe Foolio as Narcissus bearded man merges with ladies' shoe unshaven fleur-de-lis Egyptian mummy swimwear tiny triangular Mexican and whatever that klaxon at the end of an insect limb is"}
+{"text":"I'm past the point of asking how to learn to draw, I more or less understand the principles (I think) What I don't get is how to make it fun. Obviously it's better to have fun than forcing yourself. Actually, forcing yourself will never work I think. But how am I supposed to have fun drawing looking at my shit? In fact I don't even have fun doing the things I like, attempting it on activities I find strenuous seems impossible."}
+{"text":"the more time you end up spending working on the stuff that feels almost out of reach the faster you will progress. people tend to give advice that fits their ideology, they saying ideas they think is supposed to be true about drawing. Basically, they repeat a bunch of neat sounding hearsay. But they don't really test what they are saying, or check their own experiences to see how much it lines up with reality / lived experience. Like, have you ever stopped to check to see if the words you're saying is really true, or do you assume ppl who give you this kind of advice you're repeating probably know better, and you're kind of just saying things. believe me I get what you're trying to say, but have you ever explicitly tried drawing \"out of reach\" and drawing \"in reach\" so as to compare the two? And all the moments that you can recall where tried to push yourself to do stuff that felt almost out of reach, were they so especially wonderful that its just like, oh boy i have to do this more often, it was super useful for me! probably not right? it probably just failed a bunch as you spread yourself thin. you're just saying things. i mean, obviously practicing and trying to get good at new things has value but, this idea that it works this way is fiction. in reality, refining what you already know is where the magic happens, and that isn't meme theories, I know that because it happened to me."}
+{"text":"here, draw this."}
+{"text":"NTA but /trash/ has general requests, OC requests, and pokemon requests with their own generals"}
+{"text":"well, I'm looking for not the kind of draw threads where bots spam requests, just anons sharing their drawings"}
+{"text":"Why is it impossible to find good color and value resources Every single recommended resource I've looked into turned out to be either yet another light resource, or a physical paint mixing resource, when all I want is to understand how to put together pleasing and cohesive color palettes in a digital painting"}
+{"text":"I like it but I think the shadows would be darker"}
+{"text":"nice, how and where did you did this, CSP doesnt not help me. I really like the final result, beats the original or my edit, i really DONT like how overly contrasty and bright anime backgrounds are right now"}
+{"text":"digital bother about color theory. Color theory is just a sumary of what is good to minimalize the amount of paint used. With digital, just learn some basic techniques and experiment with color to find your own way."}
+{"text":"I hope you are aware cartoons turn the contrast of all colors up to 11 and thats why we are drawn to them. their world is artificially high contrast which makes ours look bland by comparison."}
+{"text":"now it looks dull. there is a reason they bump the contrast to 5,000."}
+{"text":"Painter is Bill Bate."}
+{"text":"Idk, it just looks so fucking soulful."}
+{"text":"The dirty brushstrokes looks so scrumptious, it makes me want to eat it."}
+{"text":"The west used to make art like this before digital art took over everything. Never forget"}
+{"text":"digital art on its own did not kill talent, but it did significantly lower the barrier to entry so you're seeing a lot of artists today that never would have made it big 80 years ago. it's not fair if you're comparing a professional matte concept artist with the money to afford their craft and connections to share it with the world versus the average 20 year old tumblr/bluesky artist who has internet access to give them an audience of billions and and infinitely reusable canvas and paint that costs nothing except for electricity and the initial investment cost."}
+{"text":"John Berkey is one of my favorite artists in that genre. RIP"}
+{"text":"/beg/ is three times more active than /dad/. Do you mean the /dad/ website?"}
+{"text":"Literally anywhere but 4chan. People here will only reply to you if you're demonstrably lower than them in skill level. The hierarchy here is the same as all other art circles, small, cliquey, narcissistic. Best remedy is sunlight, go somewhere where you're accountable and have a name. Real life is the best."}
+{"text":"Do you work in the art industry? You sound very knowledgeable"}
+{"text":"Nop, that would be awesome but I don't work and don't know how to get paid for my drawings... Yeah it is helpful if you know what you looking for, if you don't know then you gonna start copying, the thing is that gesture doesn't have line breaks in the knees, elbows, etc. It's just a continuous curved line, next you have a contour defining a bidimensional shape, that's simple mass, if you want to draw simple mass is ok but I don't do it, I merge simple mass with volumetric drawing (section lines)..."}
+{"text":"Whats the fastest way to keep consistent sprite scale across multiple sprites and backgrounds?"}
+{"text":"how much has he improved? Does he answer replies or is he an ethereal presence?"}
+{"text":"I think, as you can see, he's actually really good at gesture. Does he answer replies or is he an ethereal presence? I remember he will randomly reply to questions every once in a while, but I don't think he ever acknowledges the schizophrenia, and don't think his answers are ever informative whatsoever. Why don't you try asking him something."}
+{"text":"What is your favorite drawing you've ever done?"}
+{"text":"zyibump"}
+{"text":"always using airbrush for coloring"}
+{"text":"Post generic advice that helps no one feel the form paint the shapes draw what you see have fun"}
+{"text":"Why would anyone ever give you free advice? Fuck you and get crabbed ."}
+{"text":"gesture"}
+{"text":"Some people actually care about drawing and art as a piece of culture that should be passed onto the young. Most don't see any value in it though."}
+{"text":"it's literally all it is thoughever some of you just want the magic pill, it doesn't exist. open a book or any of the bazzillion tutorials - /ic/ folx need to explain theyselves on why many folx can make it to a decent enough level with the material widely available all over and yet for y'all it's never enough."}
+{"text":"simple yet characteristic big and simple error more kill your heroes gesture structure anatomy what if? creative play filters 80/20 art is an idea chunk down 2 value system box logic"}
+{"text":"is it possible to make it without: -drawing porn -furry shit or are the rest of us doomed?"}
+{"text":"Not everyone subscribes to that mammonic way of thinking you mong. Rich people help each other all the time."}
+{"text":"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written. Follow not in the footsteps of the wise, seek what they sought. The way that can be named is not the true way. Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty. The most abundant trade that will always be in demand is turning lead into gold. Shit into Shinola. Personal flaws into virtues. Take what's toxic, poisonous, useless and burn it as fuel for something truly useful. Not an easy task mind you. My advice? is it possible to mmmmmake it without doing unpleasant things I don't want to do or are us special snowflakes supposed to be drawing instead of crying fucking pepe jpg all over this god forsaken board Get the fuck off 4chan, literally unplug pepe. disable wifi. paper and pencil. YOU NEED TO LOOK DEEPER INSIDE YOURSELF you consumerist addicted no digital no draw pricks glorifying landscapes over smut need to shut the hell up and go fuck a riverbed full of soft clay while a thomas kinkadian deer drinks your ejaculation out the stream BECAUSE lord almighty I am so tired of these constant threads pepe please. I am legit just tired. I am trying to be nice and failing because you no draws are starting thread after thread after thread begging 4 advice on fucking color theory or bullshit and being nice just isnt working. post your work. are you doomed? im not fucking psychic bro! if you do cave and post your work ill gladly post mine to prove my chops and redline your dumb ass at the bare minimum to salvage this christ forsaken PEPE FUCK FEST THREADs"}
+{"text":"New kino rant unlocked. Saved"}
+{"text":"No it's possible. I Haven't been able to though"}
+{"text":"frogposter NGMI right here."}
+{"text":"How many hours a day do you draw?"}
+{"text":"it varies. like today I didnt do jack shit"}
+{"text":"I've been doing 2h every other day for about 6 months and noticing big leaps month to month. As long as you don't take long breaks you'll improve no matter what."}
+{"text":"20 minutes but it feels like hours."}
+{"text":"Last year was about 5, this year I'm aiming for 9-10. I paint more than I draw tho."}
+{"text":"Currently? Zero. I sleep only 6 hours a day but there's still not enough time for all the shit I want to do. Holy shit I hate my job so much it's unreal."}
+{"text":"Hi anons i hope you all doing well btw here's a silent comic I've did in 6 days to challenge myself feel free to criticize so i can improve thank you page 1"}
+{"text":"I had already seen your work before, with the comic about the girl running. This time, the result is actually pretty solid. The story is easy to understand, the character has a good arc, and the pacing, at least in the first part, works well. The drawing has also improved. That said, my problem is with the last two pages; the training is not very well represented. I would have liked to see two full pages focused on the training, showing her gradual muscle gain. Then, the final page should have been only about her preparing for the match, with the last panel mirroring the splash page, but with her replacing her childhood hero. Of course, you still need to improve your drawings, as everyone does, but overall, this is actually a pretty good story."}
+{"text":"It's cute, and I like it. Like the others said, the training montage needs to be improved. There seems to be a missing emotional beat between the gym time and signing the contract. It feels a bit too easy, no? It shows she puts in the hard work to train and immediately gets what she wants, but without facing the rejections and failures along the way. Anyway, I really like this story. I live the same life as this girl every day, and am too afraid to full-send it into becoming a full time artist and leave my shitty cubicle though. Wish I had the courage to abandon it all to chase a dream."}
+{"text":"feel free to criticize so i can improve Firstly, it'd help to indicate that it read Right to Left, since the context is that you're an english speaker, making an english comic for other english speakers, we'd naturally read Left to Right unless told otherwise. An anime/manga aesthetic doesn't change that, since there's plenty of comics inspired by such aesthetics too, that read Left to Right. Page 1 I have no idea what the bottom middle panel is supposed to be... a person jumping the ropes, perhaps? This page gives an ominious, tense feeling, when I think that wasn't what you were going for. I assume this page is a moment that comes after her deciding to go pro, whilst she is training, but there is no real indication that's the case, or that she is the one watching the television. Page 4 The hatching feels sloppy and amateurish in panel 2, and isn't particularly great anywhere in the comic. There's also something about how it's cutting from a past memory (black background) to current time that doesn't feel quite right, like it's too sudden and jarring... maybe some black coming in from the corner of the page and fading to the white would have worked to make it feel smoother? In Panel 6 the hand holding the phone suddenly switches. The forced perspective also feel a little extreme and goofy. Page 6 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cont. Page 7 She's suddenly spun around in panel 1, which breaks the no-no rule of spinning the camera 180 degrees suddenly. The two puddles of memories in panel 2 don't really feel like they indicate she absolutely loved wrestling. Panel 3 Looks like we're focusing on a building's Roof, rather than her home flat. Page 8 I'll agree with the other anon that this montage doesn't really work. But I think the big issue is that it looks like a single sessions, rather than the progression of time it's probably meant to. You probably should have shown her in different clothes each panel, or panels of a change calendar, etc - just something to indicate time progressing. Page 9 No idea what Panel 3 is. The last Panel doesn't have quite the impact I think you wanted. Maybe it would have been better if it were a backshot of her looking into a large crowd? Or maybe her doing the exact pose from page 2? But overall, it reads well enough, the art needs work but isn't so bad that it distracts from the read, the only glaring issue I think there is; is the mystery panels from pages 1 and 9. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"quality has dropped literally the best page Trust me, I have read all the manga."}
+{"text":"Is this overdoing perspective?v"}
+{"text":"Nope. Judging from the context I guess this serves as opening to the scene, the fight has just started since the fighters are away from each other and seem to be closing in. It's good way to show viewer what's going on and where. And when you give such detail to show the setting, the rest of the comic/story doesn't need as much bg, because the reader has already seen where the action is taking place. Lot of manga and comic artist do that, because it lets you take it easy in following pages because you can have the fighters fight in simple bg since viewer's brains are filling in the blanks"}
+{"text":"But that's the point. Perspective is basically your camera. How you use perspective is very important to the idea or message you're trying to convey. The things you're talking about with focal length, depth of field, etc. Those can all be done in the 2d format, and are routinely used in illustration. If you're just doing a 3 point perspective for the sake of doing 3 point perspective when something like an over the shoulder longer focal length shot would have been much better to convey the intensity of the moment because of the fish eye effect and the closeness to the action."}
+{"text":"Not really he has a specific scene he wants to achieve"}
+{"text":"In the comic book Cerebus the Aardvark, there was a collaborator called Gerhard who did backgrounds, and his methods were to work out the perspectives on a separate board,then transfer the lines he wanted onto the pages with tracing paper."}
+{"text":"No, that'd be Rafael Araujo. Basic linear perspective looks bad and wrong to our eyes because we don't see the world that way. It's fine for blocking out but you need to add lens distortion and dynamics to the shapes. For cases like this, you're absolutely better off building the scene in a 3D program like blender then drawing over that instead of doing all this work by hand. A common workflow is quick sketch/storyboard, play with 3D, then sketch over the 3D blockout as there's no point hand drawing grids like this."}
+{"text":"zoomers are drawing stuff like this Does this drawing style even have a name other than zoomerslop?"}
+{"text":"the /ic/ begtrap style which includes anime"}
+{"text":"Some people are such negative Nancys. Not all art or visual styles have to appeal to you, and just because it doesn't appeal to you, doesn't mean it has no appeal at all. I'm not the biggest fan of a lot of the anime and manga styles, and I can still appreciate that there's something there - it's why so many people like it in the first place."}
+{"text":"The style is drawn so simply to help with animation. So the worse quality and abstraction is excused because we need to fill 10-20 frames every second. When you use the style in a 2D render, a still picture, you're using the tool incorrectly. Most likely because you are prebeg noob who can only draw flat shapes head on, and it's ok to be a noob. And it's okay to enjoy low quality, janky pictures, just like it's ok to enjoy a shitty meal. But let's not delude ourselves into thinking it is not incompetent work. Just be honest, you like the IP, the fantasy, possibly the nostalgia of it. You do not like it because of the technical mastery the artist had."}
+{"text":"Most likely because you are prebeg noob who can only draw flat shapes head on you like the IP, the fantasy, possibly the nostalgia of it You do not like it because of the technical mastery the artist had. Christ, are you also picturing me naked anon? That's a lot of attempted bullshit guess work about the type of person I am. For your information, I don't like Danny Phantom or Hazbin Hotel, I don't care for them much visually - I do like Dexter's Lab, which is of a similar vein, I suppose? And yes I do like Dexter's Lab because it's pleasing to look at. But I disagree with your assessment that is essentially simple = shit, do you think Charlie Brown is shit visually too? If so, just admit you dislike the cartoon aesthetic. Oh, I mostly draw realistic figures these days, for your information. Also, to help with your mental image of me; I'm ripped, am extremely tall, deep booming voice, and have a tasty 18 inch cock. Enjoy your wank session."}
+{"text":"cancer"}
+{"text":"get better at drawing by sketching directly with ink! Won't you just reinforce bad habits if you never fix the mistakes?"}
+{"text":"Try drawing like youre Kim Jung Goon with a nice thick pen. Your mistakes will be extremely obvious. Its a good reality check and rewarding, challenging exercise. You'll notice what youre good at and what you suck at"}
+{"text":"Thanks. It was something I was forced to do, being trapped in waiting rooms with too much free time. This was the next strip. But I did a lot of design work before settling on this one."}
+{"text":"Fixing the mistakes IS a bad habit, anon. As an artist, your focus should be to keep going. You can acknowledge the mistake by not erasing it 1000x and instead trying to draw it again, this time bearing in mind to not make the same mistakes again. Also, not every mistake needs to be “fixed”. If you draw a hand and the fingers are too stubby, just finish the drawing and study finger length afterwards Very silly thread."}
+{"text":"Nice style. What pen?"}
+{"text":"Black Bic ballpoint, and occasionally black gel ink on top of it."}
+{"text":"Have any of you done woodblock printing? Any tips for getting started?"}
+{"text":"How can I get a line like this without a G-Pen or Maru-Pen? Japanese manga pens are incredibly expensive to get from my country."}
+{"text":"Larger paper and ink brush? Inoue can do it. So can you."}
+{"text":"If you can draw this shouldn't be a problem . What pen do you think this person used? It doesn't matter"}
+{"text":"Just try some drawing nibs you can afford. The Hunt 102 Crowquill nib has been used by many comic artists and is pretty cheap (not sure about your country because you didn't even tell us where you live)."}
+{"text":"ITT pencils only you like"}
+{"text":"See, this is funny, because he turned the pencil brand \"Dixon\" into an innuendo for a Black Male's Genitalia - essentially calling the other anon homosexual. It's for moments like this that I visit this website, for hilarious examples of wit as seen here! Bravo."}
+{"text":"i bet you underwent transition surgery"}
+{"text":"What's your favorite underrated pencil, ChatGPT?"}
+{"text":"Two 4chan users who could not understand the highbrow humour that often appears on the site."}
+{"text":"theres a true artist"}
+{"text":"Pajeets in shambles"}
+{"text":"I honestly cant tell whether the stuff he's reposting are things he claims to be AI or not be AI. When I look into one of the user he reposted, one is clearly an artist, maybe he put one of his drawings into meshy and then he started learning blender through that, or he could be using templates/base meshes. Like who cares."}
+{"text":"He retweets a lot of real artists to promote them but his grift is calling out AI sloppers for ragebait"}
+{"text":"Why this nigga acts like he's a judge? send me suspicious artists and i'll judge if it's AI or not He acts like he can't misjudge and expends his whole day just accusing people. His behavior make he seem like a huge schizo"}
+{"text":"If he has this much free time, why doesn't he learn to draw? Maybe he did and failed and is taking out his autistic anger on AI"}
+{"text":"Maybe he doesn't even draw, who knows calling out art from 2 years ago"}
+{"text":"What do you like to draw and have you ever been surprised by what you like to draw? I hate bugs and insects but I love drawing them. Also, spooky stuff like skeletons and creepy buildings"}
+{"text":"I never thought that drawing birds could be so enjoyable."}
+{"text":"Do people care if your art is good. Let me explain what I mean. There's two artists: One draw every day, but is mediocre as fuck and make art about anything and even do a lot of even porn and is just a fucking machine producing every day. But he's mediocre as fuck and his art skills are mediocre. The other has top tier elite art, but doesn't produce a lot and maybe produces an illustration when he wants, but he's unreliable.But he was born with the magical talent skill. Which one will succeed?"}
+{"text":"define success"}
+{"text":"What is the best anatomically correct 3d software for referecing anatomy and poses?"}
+{"text":"a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"A full body mirror, lamp, and a camera"}
+{"text":"unreal engine 5. photo yourself, use (free) mocap software to get pose, set up camera. metahuman is lifelike and easy."}
+{"text":"Is anatomically correct or anatomically appealing more important? An anatomically correct fat woman is still anatomically correct but it's not as appealing as a nigger ass thicc women"}
+{"text":"Best realist artists?"}
+{"text":"The Peredvizhniki, hands down."}
+{"text":"I really like Peter Mork Monsted's winter paintings"}
+{"text":"Frederic Edwin Church"}
+{"text":"This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael. Cowabummer!"}
+{"text":"Why do Japanese artists still insist of mainly using Twitter as the place to post and share their art?"}
+{"text":"What are the top places to post art so that people will actually come across it?"}
+{"text":"Habit a b i t"}
+{"text":"the nihonjin subspecies is addicted to tradition. not just cultural tradition, they will pick one thing and stick with it until forced at gunpoint to abandon the old ways. twitter was the first social media (or at least the oldest one that still exists). they won't leave it even if better alternatives exist, simply because it's what they're using now. personally i think that social media for art is dogshit and you're better off using an actual art hosting platform like itaku, furaffinity, or deviantart, but then you wouldn't get the dopamine addiction associated with retweets, likes, and comments so they put up with lossy image compression."}
+{"text":"WTF is this real?!?!"}
+{"text":"I post to Deviant Art, Pixiv, Twitter, Instagram, NewGrounds and Tumblr and that's also the order from the most interaction to the least. With DeviantArt, Pixiv and NewGrounds your tags matter because people seek art with tags they like (character, series, subject, fetish, niche) and the sites list them chronologially so anyone with hard on for certain characters, series and fetishes check the latest uploaded art with those tags. I also recommend you making yourself E-Hentai gallery. Having your art on site that requires no signing in has its perks for both you and the audience. Use multiple sites instead of making your potential audience jump through hoops to find you. Different people use different sites so use as many sites as you like."}
+{"text":"How do I get gud at drawing butts? I mean really good butts."}
+{"text":"Cope and seethe retard. You can be bad and have shit taste for liking poorly drawn westoid art. AI tier feet Legs too short , wonky hands Troon jew nose and face Inconsistent perspective Lmao Lmao"}
+{"text":"wtf"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
+{"text":"look at butts and draw what you see. dont look at fucking anime garbage you pedo freak"}
+{"text":"You're suggesting OP draw the real stuff instead you sick fuck?"}
+{"text":"Why did art stagnate? The last big art movement was anime and that is at least 80 years old"}
+{"text":"The last big art movement was anime retard"}
+{"text":"He's right, animation is the medium, anime is the big art movement. There have been plenty of small ones e.g. superflat. since then but anime as a style is distinct. As broad as classical."}
+{"text":"3D animation was the last big art movement if you haven't been paying attention. It's was so big that companies that made their fame and fortune on traditional animation exclusively do 3D now. And yes, anime uses it too."}
+{"text":"When anime uses 3D its like they insult your intelligence that you can tell when they swap from 2D to 3D."}
+{"text":"It's actually disgusting. I'm surprised that Netflix Baki was so popular."}
+{"text":"What does this look acceptable despite all the proportion mistakes? Is polishing a turd actually good?"}
+{"text":"Believe it or not, people will eat a cake if it looks and tastes good enough. The biggest critics of the cake will be the both the original and other bakers, normies don't know and don't care as long as it is good enough."}
+{"text":"another quality /ic/ thread, good job op"}
+{"text":"Have you ever watched a cartoon/anime in your life?"}
+{"text":"proportion mistakes Why don't you redline it, anon? At least then this thread might have some value."}
+{"text":"Which way?"}
+{"text":"Mixing in linear light is sufficient. Dog, that doesn't do shit. Linear light does literally nothing if your colors are at 50% lightness. The fuck are you even talking about? consistent lightness, how is that not useful Because the interpolation IS NOT IN LAB. Consistent lightness matters so that you don't get halo artifacts from certain gradients (cyan + red leaves a dark purple border). Regardless of what color wheel you have, THIS STILL HAPPENS. This is the problem that LAB solves, and just changing the color picker does not solve this because the interpolation still changes the lightness. Mixbox does not fix this. Blending modes do not fix this. It is a fundamental issue with how transformations are done in RGB space, which all software still uses. Even Mixbox."}
+{"text":"Well, I'm sold. You faggots have shown me that the best thing to use is the one that actually gets you painting rather than mentally masturbating in a thread about shit that doesn't matter at all if you understand basic color theory."}
+{"text":"Dang, you have no clue huh. If you're working with 8bpc your color is gamma encoded. If it wasn't, you'd get banding in dark areas. Mixing of color needs to be done in linear space, otherwise result will be a lot darker than it should be. In cases where it's 16 or more bpc it might be already in linear light and then displayed on screen properly encoded. so that you don't get halo artifacts from certain gradients (cyan + red leaves a dark purple border) I don't even have software that's broken in this way. This is literally caused by what I just described, operating on gamma encoded data using linear math."}
+{"text":"i use krita but i really miss MSpaint's method of color selection because it made picking precise shades of the same color very easy. nowadays, whenever i make pixel art in krita i'm far more likely to use the burn or dodge tool, but once again it's not mathematically perfect the way MSpaint could let you space colors out by 5 or 10 points of value every time. i'm sure there's some better way of doing it, but i just haven't put the effort into learning."}
+{"text":"So I need critique on my art and how to improve the violence in whatever way possible. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Post your art then let's see what you have."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck even is that?"}
+{"text":"some character from poppy playtime."}
+{"text":"Stop stealing art online anon."}
+{"text":"In the cube at the top why does it have a gradient?"}
+{"text":"That's wicked deep."}
+{"text":"how are you supposed to learn from pictures like this this if you dont know where the lights are located?"}
+{"text":"it's a diffused light source from above"}
+{"text":"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?"}
+{"text":"Not that anon but you can use the shadows to determine light source. Is the shadow strong and solid? Direct light Is the shadow soft. Diffused light. Does it have multiple shadows? Multiple light sources. Trace a line from the corner of the shadow to the corner of the object that it relates too. Where is the line pointing? Is it above? Then light source is above."}
+{"text":"learned the basic fundies see wonky perspective intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it see weak gesture intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it see inaccurate anatomy intuitively know what's wrong and how to fix it just by seeing it Is there any way to learn this for other more advanced fundies? For example I'll draw an anime face and emotion from imagination, I can see it's wrong but have no idea why or how to fix it, or I'll invent some stylized shapes or stylized hair and they'll feel off and I won't know why I tried the copying method but it didn't get me anywhere after almost a year, stuff like pic related is my goal"}
+{"text":"holy ngmi"}
+{"text":"I think the artist just knows anatomy and has studied the planes of the head like the asaro thingy. He knows there is a protrusion below the eye due to the cheekbone, imagining an asaro head in this angle makes it much clearer."}
+{"text":"Studying realistic anatomy won't help you with that, this is how the cheek would realistically protrude, it's an anime convention to have it peak at the bottom near the jaw instead near the eye where it would logically be"}
+{"text":"Fucking listen to yourself. It's a cartoon head. He can hardly be said to even have a \"jaw.\" Animefags are the agents of their own misery."}
+{"text":"Grids Lmao"}
+{"text":"I realized I can create a shadow with my hand on the paper to see if the shadow on a drawing would be right before even start rendering the shadow"}
+{"text":"ive found a few color combos that work mostly through trial and error but whats a good way to get some hard theory on the subject?"}
+{"text":"any helpful people here?"}
+{"text":"What is your ideal?"}
+{"text":"Bouguereau i think."}
+{"text":"How does one begin the first steps to drawing exactly like the classical artists did?"}
+{"text":"pyw"}
+{"text":"You first"}
+{"text":"Now you."}
+{"text":"posts the guy I said to learn from You have gigaautism. Time to end it dude."}
+{"text":"Esl, much, lol?"}
+{"text":"Do these tutorials ever help anyone draw anything ever?"}
+{"text":"figure they're for people who treat drawing as a novelty like eating only things that start with A for a day or trying to bake crossaints once in your life"}
+{"text":"How do you design a character people fall in love with?"}
+{"text":"You don't need a writer just visual storytelling. \"In love\" means different things though. People can become drawn to emotionally appealing designs and that can be sex, cuteness, coolness or even weirdness. each direction has its own parameters. You can get people engaged through repetition. A lot of people love sanrio characters even if they have only ever seen static images on products because they're engineered for cuteness and consistently depicted doing funny or \"cozy\" things like gardening and cooking. I don't remember the name but there was a pity evoking character popular on twitter a couple years back. a blind girl who would have cruel pranks pulled on her. Specifically I remember one illustration showing her navitgating towards a toilet in which a plunger had been placed sticking straight up. People were really protective of her."}
+{"text":"ideal proportions study them"}
+{"text":"Hideaki Anno wanted the characters to be unlikeable due to their flaws Task failed successfully"}
+{"text":"You fall in love with them yourself first."}
+{"text":"This, but also make them hot."}
+{"text":"Why can't west animators do action scenes?"}
+{"text":"okay, then instead of rotoscopy, atla filmed live action footage and traced the frames before sending traced frames of live action footage to the koreans animate it as avatar characters"}
+{"text":"Read a hypothetical Unable to discern the meaning of a statement and only taking it at face value Do you morons read fiction and believe every word written? Holy shit. Just to let you guys know, harry potter isn't a real person, and Hogwarts isn't a real school. I should have said New Zealand instead of Africa, so you guys with black cocks on the brains could actually understand what was being said."}
+{"text":"Western animators can and do work on action scenes in anime however, the way the pipeline is set up in the US and the productions that are made over there don't give them the opportunity to. Most western studios handle preproduction up to the storyboard/animatic stage and the animation is made by overseas subcontracting studios, meaning there is no real scene for hand-drawn action animation. Off the top of my head, only Powerhouse and Titmouse produce that sort of thing."}
+{"text":"semi-related i guess why does her hand look so shitty? this kind of pose has been done thousands of times but it just looks off here am i being a schizo?"}
+{"text":"didnt post the image good job retard"}
+{"text":"japanese animators never draw from lif-ACK"}
+{"text":"dude on the right drew him with a massive dihh Erm what the freak."}
+{"text":"Americans"}
+{"text":"He's on team asia too, he has business in china all his merch gets done there too. I dunno about the p3d0 shit though, I don't think chinese likes that at all."}
+{"text":"It is okay to use the word pedophilia in here, this is not reddit or tumblr. I'm one. And scanners will still get p3d0 with basic regex"}
+{"text":"Drawing from memory > Drawing from imagination"}
+{"text":"Drawing from memory is a useless skill"}
+{"text":"How do you remember what an anime face looks like? Do you use your ass for that"}
+{"text":"Literally 101% of all professional artists have a selection of reference images at hand when drawing."}
+{"text":"What is happening that causes the floor to get darker as the boxes close in even though the lamp is directly above it for direct light"}
+{"text":"Everything radiates light all the time. The bottom formation floor will only retain the lamp light while the top formation floor gets light bounced onto it from the entire room."}
+{"text":"The boxes are blocking more photons (both coming directly from the source and bouncing from other parts of the room) that would normally hit the area between them."}
+{"text":"the machine elves use corners to power their realm, that means anything near corners will get darker"}
+{"text":"slide thread"}
+{"text":"The boxes are blocking the reflected light from everywhere else, and the walls of the boxes that face the gap are getting less light per unit surface area due to the very wide angle of incidence."}
+{"text":"How to make sense of transparent slime rendering, asking for a friend..."}
+{"text":"If you post an attempt it'll make explaining easier"}
+{"text":"This is too cluttered Should have made the bg plain white or something less vibrant"}
+{"text":"Like what  said, it's way too busy. I'm not at my computer, so finger painting will have to do. Slime, a bit like jelly, captures a lot more light than the OP image shows. It's okay to not show absolutely everything, and making the lighting on her skin more matte is okay. Slime, compared to jelly, is less glossy, so enhancing that is a good idea. The original image reads as a mix between jelly and water because of the transparency, so making the colors more dull will help making the composition read better. Anyway, that's just my two cents. Take it with what you will. My attempt is shit, but I'm away on a trip, so I made due."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of old Duel Masters art"}
+{"text":"you fucking fuck this is a aislop image clearly u took the bait"}
+{"text":"I’ve been lurking for a while but I finally wanna start drawing. Problem is, I suck. Like, really bad. How do I stop drawing like a toddler with a head injury? Where do I even start? Books? YouTube? Do I just grind boxes for 100 years?"}
+{"text":"I'm 24 years old. I've wanted to do artwork for my entire life but have never been able to commit myself to it. This was thanks to being discouraged from my shaking hands, autism, ADHD and learning disabilities. Even when I was a teenager locked up in my room, I could never bring myself to do it. All of the methods and construction looked way too complex for me and I couldn't figure it out. The only thing I could do was type. That's it. Fast forward to now and I'm still having the same problem. I'm having trouble comprehending any guide I look at it or following it. Whenever I can't understand it, I just give up and go look at my phone again. It keeps happening. Every time I think about the fact that I can't draw it makes me feel depressed and hopeless. How do I finally become an artist?"}
+{"text":"if you are focused on how badly you suck and no how much you practice, you will always suck. keep practicing."}
+{"text":"Read the sticky Also this Me personally? I draw my waifu. To quote a meme that died out way too quickly, draw whatever \"sparks joy\". If you see something and like it, draw it. FwaP comes highly recommended for drawing people, but Keys to Drawing is better for drawing in general IMO."}
+{"text":"Filename You're not the real howie, faker"}
+{"text":"Use the grid method. Trace a bit, if you feel like it. Lower your aims: instead of trying to draw a person well, start by trying to draw simple figures such as squares, circles, equilateral triangles, until they start to look okay,"}
+{"text":"I want to get better at drawing AAAAAAAAAAAAH"}
+{"text":"Same, I've already accepted I'll never succeed though, life will only get worse and everything sucks harder with time, I regret not killing myself a couple of years back when my mind was more set for it, now I can't do it."}
+{"text":"you're just mad you don't have a successful art career like him"}
+{"text":"lmao why is she crying, it looks like she really will do everything except of the thing she wanted to improve"}
+{"text":"If you want to get better but aren't doing anything about it then you need to shut up."}
+{"text":"online complaining instead of drawing. tsk, tsk. this"}
+{"text":"Yehh, they must Scandinavians, those damn socialists with them healthcare, good living standards and shit. We should nvke them to fix them right"}
+{"text":"Because his are white, anon."}
+{"text":"define capitalism I'm poor and I want other people's money"}
+{"text":"?7"}
+{"text":"The rich brainwashing low iq gammons into hating refugees so they dont unionise and overthrow them"}
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+{"text":"Want to learn something new? The /int/ Wiki is a language learning guide created by /int/ users like you. Cultural resources: Cross-cultural etiquette guide Flags of the world"}
+{"text":"All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/."}
+{"text":"Does your country make tv series glorifying despicable drug dealers?"}
+{"text":"It's impossible to depict any antisocial activity through fiction without also glorifying it. Violence and urban decay can't be depicted without also being fetishized, it's just not possible. That's also why every \"anti-war\" film ever made ends up being a recruitment ad for the military no matter what."}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you're a trad christian larper, you have had no success with women, you blame modern society for your failures, you consider yourself white and you hate your brown countrymen and you think you're smarter than leftists. Am I wrong?"}
+{"text":"Ingen kan gå utan sprit så länge"}
+{"text":"redditörer är knappt människor, varje gång jag gör ett nytt konto som behöver karma skriver jag något efterblivet som ekokammaren vill höra och får oändligt uppröster."}
+{"text":"I tråden måste du jobba för att få (du):n"}
+{"text":"Vet inte vad som är värst. Att hon tittade på sånt eller nu när hon har på AI videos om påhittade historier."}
+{"text":"tammikuu kohta lusittu miten nyymien #työpaikka2026 #tyttis2026 haasteet lähteneen käyntiin painos"}
+{"text":"tähti loistaapi taivaalla"}
+{"text":"sade ropiseepi"}
+{"text":"nyymin haisevan kullin kiillotus"}
+{"text":"ollaanko me sit vaa päästetty kaikki läpi ennen?"}
+{"text":"arisu olisi täydellinen"}
+{"text":"edition"}
+{"text":"gwarn shagger x"}
+{"text":"Cheers lad, appreciate it. Too many responsibilities these days to lurk as much as I'd like and I keep falling behind"}
+{"text":"Seeing a few posts with avatars in here"}
+{"text":"sheng = a peng shit"}
+{"text":"пивaндoпoлы издaниe"}
+{"text":"ввпpиcнyл бы eй ввпoпкy"}
+{"text":"бля... ввпepeдyмaл"}
+{"text":"Бaзa вoт ты мyжчинa cpaзy виднo"}
+{"text":"нa втopoй (ecли этo oнa) oнa выглядит в 100х лyчшe"}
+{"text":"im not going back to india"}
+{"text":"Saar, please indicate your location on this map"}
+{"text":"I'm not going back to terronia"}
+{"text":"DOGFUCKING CHILDRAPED FAT FUCKING KIKE"}
+{"text":"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR A A A A A. A A A A A. A A A Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Probably, Rape."}
+{"text":"Bulgarian edition"}
+{"text":"damn evil foids"}
+{"text":"Greek guys are hot"}
+{"text":"Returning itt and what do I see? A gay faggot ibne turk Kill yourself, Berkay"}
+{"text":"Gib greek bf"}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"Israelis are celebrating the deaths from the train accident in Spain"}
+{"text":"pay for your own defense bitch, the US will soon call back their troops now that nato is dying, i don't want to pay for iberian security (unless i get a basque wife in exchange of course)"}
+{"text":"based israelis, fuck europeans."}
+{"text":"You're not getting your filthy and grubby kike fingers on a single Iberian woman. Btw, did you get your filthy and grubby kike fingers on those German reparations because your great-grandmummy got stuffed in a pizza oven in Auschwitz o qualcosa? Monkey."}
+{"text":"calm down Pablo RIP to the Spanish that died in that accident fuck the vile Israelis who talked shit but the Italian is right Spain should spend more on defense"}
+{"text":"We should be arming ourselves to protect Ceuta and Melilla, not for America's kike-chocked administration."}
+{"text":"Europe needs Indian talent"}
+{"text":"Both. It's a rather simple and easy to understand concept if your mind isn't clouded by political dogma. Trade is a voluntary activity between two partners and therefore always mutually beneficial. Or else it wouldn't take place in the first place."}
+{"text":"cum awn be a melting pot to own the racists"}
+{"text":"Obviously getting independent of us."}
+{"text":"The UK has left. Did anything change?"}
+{"text":"good morning."}
+{"text":"what is the most attentionseeking nationality?"}
+{"text":"In my experience, some Poles do say that but they must be just a bunch of edgy 15 year olds. Most poles are very critical of their country. The biggest polecuck inflators are Americans who boast about Poland being epic trad and chud czy coś w tym stylu."}
+{"text":"Cubans"}
+{"text":"AI slop instead of OC this board is well and truly dead"}
+{"text":"Thanks Brazil for Brazilian Miku!"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"That browngentinian thinks he is the savior of the white race because he hates trannies and votes for Milei o algo. It's extremely tiresome to read his posts in USA threads"}
+{"text":"Honestly if Denmark and Norway want Trump to fuck off with his tantrum over Greenland and the Nobel prize, they should just bring up Epstein every time he opens his bubba-blower in their direction. After much deliberation, the EU delegation has conceded Trump's point that it is unfair that they should disproportionally carry the burden of Greenland's security infrastructure. To balance the scales, the EU offers to help the United States with its own shortcomings, such as the handling of the Epstein case. It is clear the DOJ is overwhelmed and so we offer to aid them in processing the Epstein files and investigate Jeffrey Epstein's international sex trafficking enterprise. I am sure President Trump would appreciate a global effort in bringing Epstein's associates to justice."}
+{"text":"There is no point. The European move right now seems to be waiting for him to die or be removed from power. He's doing enough damage to himself that one of those two things is likely to happen soon."}
+{"text":"I'm literally genetically superior to you geg. If we were in the year 340 ad you would literally be my slave and I would be your roman master That is, if you are not one of the flavours of shitskins constantly enslaved by people like me You are inferior and born for servitude, obedience, submission and slavery"}
+{"text":"removed from power idk the opposition seems to be completely comatose atm"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Asian men don't have swa-CK!!!!"}
+{"text":"it s honestly fucked up how differently we see people of the same race just because they are male or female"}
+{"text":"timmycope"}
+{"text":"pic KEK. The US really is becoming a latinx shithole, because it'll be full of brown mutt white supremacists."}
+{"text":"Century of humiliation"}
+{"text":"You punched me? I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the UN and urge them to enforce sanctions against you"}
+{"text":"RedditRope"}
+{"text":"Greenland's still Danish"}
+{"text":"we will monitor your further punches on my face"}
+{"text":"Not for long"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Asian men don't have swa-CK!!!!"}
+{"text":"it s honestly fucked up how differently we see people of the same race just because they are male or female"}
+{"text":"timmycope"}
+{"text":"pic KEK. The US really is becoming a latinx shithole, because it'll be full of brown mutt white supremacists."}
+{"text":"Century of humiliation"}
+{"text":"You punched me? I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the UN and urge them to enforce sanctions against you"}
+{"text":"RedditRope"}
+{"text":"Greenland's still Danish"}
+{"text":"we will monitor your further punches on my face"}
+{"text":"Not for long"}
+{"text":"Prev"}
+{"text":"Don't worry, their time is coming"}
+{"text":"It's ten in the morning Niggas is still asleep or at work"}
+{"text":"It's 7pm or later across Europe which is when the board is most active"}
+{"text":"Am I not turtly enough for the turtle club?"}
+{"text":"Used to be bullied a lot in middle school Learned if I never express my interests or talk it stopped When ever it was lunch I ate in the class room so I could play total war and read manga Latin kings used to do drug deals while I was alone in the room The guy at first gave me money because I covered for him Some how the Latin kings was nicer to me than most assholes He randomly played Minecraft with me Still remember that they were nicer to me than the white rich kids I miss Juan and Jared"}
+{"text":"Why are you still alive in your country"}
+{"text":"Resident evil 9 and manga"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"tying a noose is too much work desu. and I wouldn't wanna leave a mess. also it might upset the few people I know, might not, who knows so I don't see the point until the pain becomes too much to bear. and I'm already used to constant chronic pain & loneliness, so Satan's gonna have to step it up if he wants me to come down anytime soon. you could still always get lucky or happy somehow, some chemical balance or electrical impulse might happen, you might meet someone, and there are probably some cool inventions ahead. can't hurt to stick around until it really hurts."}
+{"text":"I'm curious about the future, the world has already changed so much in my life and I'm not even 30 yet"}
+{"text":"edizione che sta per cadere dalle scale"}
+{"text":"Chi te lo dice?"}
+{"text":"tutte sessabili tranne quelle di Modena vaffanculo. io che pensavo di comprarmi una Ferrari, mi basta il prosciuttone D.O.P. per sessarmi le marroncine soavi. arrivo signora Coppa"}
+{"text":"e' arrivata la pizza kebab"}
+{"text":"mi vanto di essere fecaliano"}
+{"text":"troppo secca"}
+{"text":"Let's hear how you explain this"}
+{"text":"just because they are racist doesn't mean they view all races as inferior."}
+{"text":"I don't get it, how does marrying a Japanese girl end your bloodline? In fact it seems like it would do the opposite, since married people have a higher chance of prolonging their bloodlines"}
+{"text":"It's not really that hard Nip"}
+{"text":"East Asians are honorary whites if you didn't know, unlike you Pvt Sukhdeep Gomez Ben-Gideon"}
+{"text":"Anons..."}
+{"text":"I’m going to visit the US for two weeks during summer, could any US anons be kind and give me advice? Going to stay in new york for three days then travel by car to miami and stop to various places along the way. Need to go back from miami to new york by plane to fly back to Lithuania."}
+{"text":"My only advice is to stay away from melanated people if you see a large gathering of them just go away you will avoid potentially getting killed by a stray bullet. never relax around them"}
+{"text":"You sound based. Don’t have any recommendations but I hope you have a fun time! Don’t be mean to the Lithuanian."}
+{"text":"how long are you staying? I hope you know that is over a thousand miles of driving. anyways personally I'm super into museums so I'd say the Met and the 9/11 memorial in NYC. Then the National Air and Space Museum and all the famous buildings in DC are worth checking out."}
+{"text":"Yes on all those things. Thanks for the good wishes. I don’t know if its possible, but I’d also like to get to know some americans while I am there. With Networking in mind. I’m a programmer so maybe I could strike some business deals or who knows. I know that the US is the land of money and boy how I would like to make some. These communist europoor taxes are fucking killing us"}
+{"text":"I’ve driven with an RV to italy rome before and to Croatia dubrovnik so the long distances for me are not a problem. thanks man"}
+{"text":"taco-utgave forrige:"}
+{"text":"bodde en periode 150 meter fra studiestedet. er du meg??? det var nytelse det! men jeg brukte dagene på å såååve og spise meg feit på datamat istedenfor å studere da men selve lokasjonen var kømfy og jeg nøt"}
+{"text":"bra brev"}
+{"text":"mamma og pappa krangler fordi pappa vil begynne med trønder-tirsdager igjen"}
+{"text":"ja. men man nøt uansett, det var gode tider"}
+{"text":"vorige draad:"}
+{"text":"geluk tikfout Dat over dik enzo nee."}
+{"text":"Na de dood van George Floyd wilde ik er alles over lezen. Het maakt me boos dat mensen zo racistisch kunnen denken en uitspraken deden als 'blue lives matter' (een tegenbeweging na Black Lives Matter waarin politieagenten centraal staan, red.)\", vertelt de negentienjarige gravin in gesprek met schrijver Splinter Chabot. \"Ik heb mijn ouders ook het een en ander uitgelegd; waarom je 'blue lives matter' bijvoorbeeld niet kunt zeggen. Daar luisteren ze 100 procent naar, we hebben een super open-minded familie.\" Eloise denkt dat ze haar activistische kant van haar moeder heeft. \"Zij zet zich in voor laaggeletterden en inspireert me enorm.\" Hoewel Eloise, die in het interview bevestigt verliefd te zijn en een relatie te hebben, uitgesproken meningen heeft, vindt ze het nog moeilijk deze op sociale media te uiten. \"Het zorgt voor veel pressure, want je moet zeker weten dat je goede informatie hebt.\" De gravin zou graag meer aandacht willen besteden aan lhbtiq+-rechten, Black Lives Matter, bodypositivity en feminisme."}
+{"text":"Vanavond aan den Westvleteren trappist"}
+{"text":"op internet bestellen vriend"}
+{"text":"Een goed framewerk. Waarbij partners op heel jonge leeftijd aan elkaar gemaakt worden. Ook niet net die relatie staande op erotiek en schoonheid die vergankelijk is. Zo ram je dat over dik en schoonheidsidealen er wel uit"}
+{"text":"Dear Europeans, what do you think of America?"}
+{"text":"Los Estados Unidos son cagada o algo."}
+{"text":"Basically millennia of feudalism and Jus Primae Noctis have modelled Eurasian populations to be cucked. Those who fought back died, those who dealed with being cucked and raise the landlord bastards, had more chances to reproduce. Jeets and Slavs have interesting records about this: Each year, the Huns [Avars] came to the Slavs, to spend the winter with them; then they took the wives and daughters of the Slavs and slept with them, and among the other mistreatments [already mentioned] the Slavs were also forced to pay levies to the Huns. But the sons of the Huns, who were [then] raised with the wives and daughters of these Wends [Slavs] could not finally endure this oppression anymore and refused obedience to the Huns and began, as already mentioned, a rebellion. — Chronicle of Fredegar, Book IV, Section 48, written circa 642"}
+{"text":"I look like this"}
+{"text":"No one looks like this"}
+{"text":"Patriarchy was a system devised to protect and support cuckolds against Alphas."}
+{"text":"Jus Primae Noctis is bullshit"}
+{"text":"I made chocolate bars. Ever done candy in your country?"}
+{"text":"I always make chocolate eggs for easter with my mom"}
+{"text":"Looks good. I made cookies with chocolate chunks once, surprisingly it was a success."}
+{"text":"Get out normie"}
+{"text":"Looks nice good job. I cook and bake a lot of stuff but I have never made those."}
+{"text":"why are muslims like this"}
+{"text":"hey uh are you here? i wanna talk :3 (in my country)"}
+{"text":"Indians blow Latinos and Arabs intellectually out of the water."}
+{"text":"I just want to blow myself"}
+{"text":"india will unironically become a first world country within the century while latinx will stay a cucked narco state licking the boots of amerikkka and desperately pretending to be white like the good cucks that they are"}
+{"text":"lotta poop in this thread"}
+{"text":"europe need indians to be able to compete with USA and China."}
+{"text":"Indians are the perfect slave race. They're smart but still subservient cucks."}
+{"text":"American food quality is so bad, it's literally north korea tier When I was there I struggled so much with the food because I would feel sick every time after I ate something. It was absolutely disgusting too"}
+{"text":"European women were handcrafted by God"}
+{"text":"Muzzrat's law"}
+{"text":"i only care about womans peak and that freak on the right's peak is literally worlds below Gios"}
+{"text":"Her face is too small"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Every brown woman belongs in my BWC harem."}
+{"text":"Doce garota branca edish Anterior:"}
+{"text":"vou lutar por nosso senhor presidente cristao jair bolsonaro e contra a ditadura do xandao quer cortar os paus do nossos meninos."}
+{"text":"outra nipobrasileira se arruinou de cirurgia, desgraça"}
+{"text":"Are you really part of the chosen race?"}
+{"text":"sistas quando chegam nos 30+ surtam..."}
+{"text":"Jesus é a luz do mundo"}
+{"text":"I do not hate Europeans, nothing will make me hate Europeans."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Why would you destroy your asset."}
+{"text":"Good evening, friends. Lovely, cold weather today. The Kurds were delusional enough to think they'd get to hold onto all of that Sunni land under their control. Why would they move them out?"}
+{"text":"ex jihadi dood ex Kek"}
+{"text":"No more drinking holy shit I forget that I am not in my 20's anymore."}
+{"text":"Literaliai as, bet man 34"}
+{"text":"Forrige tråd:"}
+{"text":"$5 dollars er blevet send til bankkonto"}
+{"text":"Baseret og Kristus-pillet."}
+{"text":"Danmark skal vise militær styrke Siger hvem?"}
+{"text":"Vi gokker simpelthen"}
+{"text":"Glemte billede."}
+{"text":"death to peppa edition What language(s) are you learning? Share language learning experiences! Ask questions about your target language! Help people who want to learn a new language! Participate in translation challenges or make your own! Make frens! **Comprehensible Input Wiki** comprehensibleinputwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page Read the wiki: 4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Official_/int/_How_to_Learn_A_Foreign_Language_Guide_Wiki Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I’m tired. I’m going to bed. Estou cansado. Vou dormir. Are you going to eat that? Vais comer isso? Can you pick up some milk on your way home Podes comprar leite quando voltas para casa?"}
+{"text":"Don't know much about it, but some tips for learning obscure languages from personal experience: 1. the best resources may not be in English. In this case maybe it'd be French? It may be worth learning French if the resources are much better 2. closely related languages may have more widely available resources and may share lots of things in terms of grammar, phonology, vocab, etc. Some weird grammatical feature in Dyula, Bambara, and Mandinka might be best explained in a Mandinka textbook. 3. Download literally any book in the language you can get your hands on. Try Anna's archive 4. Learn IPA and use that with printed dictionaries if you can't find online dictionaries or pronunciations 5. Check for mormon, fsi, or peace corps resources. They do lots of obscure languages. 6. Look for places online where people actually use it for sentence mining. It could be a facebook group or subreddit for some Dyula-speaking city"}
+{"text":"translating a webpage or even youtube video on a computer and real time translation of having dinner with your in-laws are two very different things plus translation is never really a perfect 1:1 input/output. Words not only mean lots of different things that can be misinterpreted, but also words carry certain contexts that can easily disappear in translation. In Tagalog for example, \"kuya\" is usually translated as brother, but it actually means something like \"male around your age that you respect, probably slightly older.\" You call you cousin, friend, brother, but also some McDonald's worker \"kuya.\" Sure, you could just translate it as brother or bro, but without knowing the real meaning of the word you lose a lot of the actual information being conveyed. is there any real advantage to lute over languagereactor? Just that it's FOSS?"}
+{"text":"should I drop french for thai?"}
+{"text":"Yeah. Thai is a better language for girldick acquiral"}
+{"text":"How do I conquer one like that in Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Iceland?"}
+{"text":"i won't be posting her anymore after this."}
+{"text":"too late i already sent your thread for the Police."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"i will have sex with her"}
+{"text":"Be sad today."}
+{"text":"then why did you reply to me you underage idiot"}
+{"text":"I drink the alcohol when I'm sad....half bottle of whisky if you're fat like me"}
+{"text":"How much of you guys recite ayatul kursi after your slaha? learnt the full salah in about 4 weeks but I want to do the sunnah thing and say the ayatul kursi after but its hard to learn lmao"}
+{"text":"why are you like this?"}
+{"text":"hes cooking t.White Muslim revert"}
+{"text":"ITT cases of western countries actually being based"}
+{"text":"Holy fucking based"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure china would kick illegal Mexicans out too"}
+{"text":"Not gone far enough 18% of America is based"}
+{"text":"54 vs 46 margin of error of 3% PBS poll uh anon... i dont think this supports the point youre trying to make as strongly as you think it does"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Guardiola Cuckitini"}
+{"text":"fuck my life, wrong board"}
+{"text":"What kind of person are you, /int/?"}
+{"text":"B"}
+{"text":"B seems like the only fun seat Maybe H so me and Kanye try to get Taylor to become a nazi"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t say it’s rude. Just weird and off-putting."}
+{"text":"it is both, you are unjustifiably encroaching on another person's time and attention."}
+{"text":"see some guy on the street lying in his pool of blood he screams something in scandi blorga borga call the ambulance and try to use something as a tourniquet WHY ARE YOUS UNJUSTIFIABLY ENROACHINGS ON MY TIMES AND ATTENTIONS WE DONTS DO THATS IN NORGAY"}
+{"text":"ancien :"}
+{"text":"C'est comme ça que j'ai eu ma RAM"}
+{"text":"On peux faire le prochain fil non gay?"}
+{"text":"vazy"}
+{"text":"Ça doit être épuisant d'avoir 19 ans et de se dire qu'on a déjà tout vu, déprimant même. Personnellement pas une seule des femmes que j'ai baisé passé les études (ni même le quart de celles pendant) correspondaient à ta description"}
+{"text":"dónde juego banda? quiero pasarlo a EU5 cuando esté hecho el converter"}
+{"text":"prefiero hablar del papa juan xii, que murió más o menos a los treinta porque un tipo lo pilló cogiéndose a su mujer y lo tiró por la ventana"}
+{"text":"AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR AY MI AMOR"}
+{"text":"ay bebe"}
+{"text":"pedazo de teto"}
+{"text":"sud edicija"}
+{"text":"new balance, maks udobnost i dobra kvaliteta t. jovo iz dugava"}
+{"text":"kecers, doctor ho, neke ortopedske"}
+{"text":"doktor ho klečim pred legendom"}
+{"text":"borosane ili opanke"}
+{"text":"new balance, maks udobnost i dobra kvaliteta koji tacno model na primer imam vec 574, super su ali malo su \"tanke\" tipa bas su za leto i to je to imam asics ex89 one su dobre isto nikad u zivotu nisam nosio nike"}
+{"text":"what gaming consoles do you have in your cunt? which one do you play the most? PS4 PSP I don't play with either."}
+{"text":"whole point of piracy is playing games for free shitendo shitboys come along and are like no pirating actually means paying but slightly less"}
+{"text":"How do they pirate and still pay? I just torrent the games"}
+{"text":"you paid for your retroid point flip or whatever and a subscription or however that works"}
+{"text":"I just bought a Japanese DSI that’s doramon themed Physical collection Gameboy SP PlayStation 3 Nintendo 2DS Gameboy Advance Nintendo Wii Emulator Dreamcast Saturn SNES Sega Genesis Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There isn't a subscription. I like the device since I can play in bed or take it to my friends house. I know I can just emulate on PC but I don't really like sitting at the computer for long periods"}
+{"text":"weebs/koreaboos/sinophiles got one shotted by children's media"}
+{"text":"die"}
+{"text":"february 16 2012 was the best day for this site cm"}
+{"text":"YOU’LL BE BROKEN INTO FUCKING SHIT"}
+{"text":"die"}
+{"text":"but tm what will the world look like if we were stuck in 1991"}
+{"text":"Why don't they decolonize themselves and revert back to Hinduism?"}
+{"text":"Because they are the colonizers and proud of it"}
+{"text":"Muslims, Sikhs and Christians are also an integral part of the subcontinent and I am tired of Handootva nationalists telling me otherwise. Pakistan Just split it between Afghanistan and the Balochi parts become their own nation. The rest goes to India if we really want to be fair here."}
+{"text":"What did you say about Japón being cagada?"}
+{"text":"funny how the camera has 0 recoil"}
+{"text":"post more webms of asian females fighting"}
+{"text":"Japon es cagada"}
+{"text":"yes I will sit on my PC and keep discussing white women in a pathetic way instead of going outside, and talking to them all day why is Timmy like this?"}
+{"text":"flag Yes, especially the happy hippos"}
+{"text":"never seen this before what the fuck mid. rocher is better"}
+{"text":"i hate these coconut flakes."}
+{"text":"yes but i cant buy due to inflation."}
+{"text":"i guess your retarded ass thinks fruity cocktails are the same as hard alcohol just cause of the content %"}
+{"text":"Some are more sugary than others, there are some I loved as a kid that I can’t eat anymore because they taste too sweet to me now"}
+{"text":"how often do you get deliverylop?"}
+{"text":"i used to have food delivered to me everyday during the pandemic because it cost the same as preparing homemade food. i guess the VC funding is gone since the discounts are shit now and the delivery fees are expensive"}
+{"text":"why are boomer so schizo about msg"}
+{"text":"I have never ordered delivery."}
+{"text":"Never, I make use of my town's walkability and go pick up the food myself."}
+{"text":"Never, we dont do that in yurop"}
+{"text":"Where are the /int/ twinks?"}
+{"text":"wholesome"}
+{"text":"I don't like you guys"}
+{"text":"Eh. You can kinda tell when someone is shy, awkward and inexperienced"}
+{"text":"I had to grow a beard and to cut my long hair for my new job to be taken seriously and as soon as other men started viewing me as a fellow man this whole \"UwU kiss me daddy rawr xD\" shit felt so silly."}
+{"text":"the wide shoulders combine weirdly well with his feminine vibes"}
+{"text":"suriye baskısı"}
+{"text":"arka planda açayım dedim gürültü olsun diye şu an izliyorum abv anon"}
+{"text":"doldur badeyi içelim bugünde gırgıriye ile keyiflenelim +seni öldürmeyen şey güçlendirir :D:D::Ddd"}
+{"text":"eniQue deilim ama gıRgıRiye ne pHilmiom"}
+{"text":"i wonder if that's still a thing didnt russia out-thirdie turkey recently? you'd think they'd go to cheaper places"}
+{"text":"rose$en pubicoqlu var bilinmez mi yau"}
+{"text":"Hurraa die Welt geht unter Ausgabe"}
+{"text":"brudi sorry für die falschen hoffnungen. ich habe auf indiamart gesucht und bei direkt bei meinem händler und konnte kein ritalin finden"}
+{"text":"armer apu"}
+{"text":"was er wohl gemacht hat"}
+{"text":"was für melker"}
+{"text":"dafür braucht der keine diagnose wie kann man nur so fumbeln naja er kann sich ja mal nach atheistinnen umgucken, zb auf einem metalkonzert oder so"}
+{"text":"מהדורת עמליה"}
+{"text":"פיקו זה קקי אין לזה תוכנות תמיד תקנה את המשקף הכי נפוץ\\פופולרי"}
+{"text":"לא אבל רק בגלל שאין לי כסף"}
+{"text":"as me mum used to say מי שקונה בזול משלם ביוקר"}
+{"text":"מת לזיין את הפסיכולוגית שעובדת עבור האילומינטי"}
+{"text":"The holy trinity of retards who think their states are like totally different countries"}
+{"text":"All of it is."}
+{"text":"Brazil is so varied Shithole by the beach Shithole in the jungle Shithole in a weird rain-shadow savannah Shithole in the mountains There's even one shithole in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest that's more savvanah-like and scientists don't really know why it's like that. Brazil really is a fascinating and beautiful shithole."}
+{"text":"we dont have any states"}
+{"text":"trinity four one doesn't even exist anymore"}
+{"text":"You think your states (England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland) are different countries"}
+{"text":"thoughts on persians?"}
+{"text":"SEEEEEEXOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Be my gf"}
+{"text":"not only are you a terminally online internet incel, but you also larp (and fail miserably at it) as other people's ethnicities. please try and figure out where you went wrong, and continue pondering why your mom didn't swallow that fateful night she's underaged and isn't even iranian, kinda creepy that some middle aged dork is saving her pics."}
+{"text":"She’s a Persian Jewess and she’s almost 30 now She also has ovary cancer"}
+{"text":"Why would I lie about being a mutt with my flag on /int/?"}
+{"text":"wtf is going on in uzbekistan?"}
+{"text":"Seriously, it wouldn't be gay to have standing, ball slapping, butt sex with this guy."}
+{"text":"we need to go back"}
+{"text":"how can I find a cute steppe boywife enaree to make sweet love to?"}
+{"text":"Literally build for marriage and motherhood!"}
+{"text":"左翼って綺麗事だけで邪悪だよな 人殺し庇って被害者叩くのが左翼リベラルだよ"}
+{"text":"( ˘ω˘ ) ｽﾔｧ…"}
+{"text":"あげ(˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ…"}
+{"text":"次スレはイタリアかグリーンランドが作って欲しい 日本は政治かエロしか楽しみがない早起きおじさんしかいないから。"}
+{"text":"次スレはイタリアかグリーンランドが作って欲しい 了解です"}
+{"text":"My fiance convinced me to visit Istanbul but I want to make sure that I exclusively leave my money to explicitly Christian businesses, how should I go about it? We're both only going for the Byzantine and ancient Greek antiquities but the idea of leaving any money to Muslims or Kemalists is abhorrent to me. I can only stomach leaving money to Turks if they are Christians (not secular, not Muslim) of any denomination."}
+{"text":"tf calls it Istanbul"}
+{"text":"The absolute butthurt on this brown gayreek"}
+{"text":"Please pet a cat for me when you got to Catstantinople"}
+{"text":"Despite its flawed application and recent challenges, I still believe international liberal institutionalism is the north star of foreign policy."}
+{"text":"zi"}
+{"text":"regresate a argentina puta"}
+{"text":"i'm kinda sick of ai images do you know which country produces the most ai images and videos per capita in the world? it's not the us, china, or india it's south korea i'm sick of these garbage ai images and videos in our internet"}
+{"text":"tianguis llenos de puestos sudacas y de yo no se que escoria de afro-eurasia"}
+{"text":"if this is the only way to get married in your country? why or why not?"}
+{"text":"but I am atheist I have already forfeited my religion"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys hate women in your countries?"}
+{"text":"Except your average age isn't 45"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"Why do you guys hate women in your countries? i try not to, but..."}
+{"text":"i dont. my best friends have mostly been girls. i just dont get along with boys football hockey lynx is better than skidoo bmw vs audi... i fix and rebuild snowmobiles, cars, offroad vehicles, tractors, i have buildt turbo ls v8 engines for race cars, i just dont care about discussing it and definetly dont care about sport. its just more comfy to talk to women they are more down to earth. so what the boost and ignition timing on a turbo engine, thats something i deal with when im alone in the garage. if we want to talk about something, its how i might redo my kitchen, furniture in the living room, or just life itself."}
+{"text":"Because transwomen are just better nowdays!"}
+{"text":"Are foreigners allowed to own land in your country?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure there is no such thing as unrestricted. But like any rich person could always open a company in his desired country and own that land through his company anyways"}
+{"text":"I wish we were red"}
+{"text":"USA blue WHY???????? HOW??? You have lot of enemies"}
+{"text":"Who is buying argentinian land?"}
+{"text":"The biggest landowner in Argentina is a Chinese company."}
+{"text":"montenegro they’re kind of white"}
+{"text":"montenegrins aren’t mountains"}
+{"text":"Sorry but the only thing left after WW2 in America is supermarkets stroads and parkinglots. Sadly most of the us looks like this and you will see this everywhere"}
+{"text":"@218567217 No more HMA marks the end of an era. I would like to claim this time for real travelers but there are still ways to cheat."}
+{"text":"the vast majority of flags are still easy to get, the hard ones are just those that don't have their own internet infrastructure (VA, EH, BV, AQ, GS, HM, UM) I know how to get those too, it's just way more tedious"}
+{"text":"it's still going"}
+{"text":"own internet infrastructure We have Starlink now sweaty."}
+{"text":":( That sucks, I guess I can focus more on scarf-huntin' when I go there though Majestic af I hope I can see one"}
+{"text":"edycja skibidi sigmy eszkre"}
+{"text":"jak sama nazwa wskazuje o placzacych cykadach"}
+{"text":"I ate some there already and I LOVED it"}
+{"text":"powiedziałem w tej nitce chuju"}
+{"text":"czy istnieje głupsza, mniej rozwinięta intelektualnie istota od polaka?"}
+{"text":"kłipao są hot nie pamiętam jak się pisało tą nazwę"}
+{"text":"Be me 18 or 19 old Riding my quad bike at the beach in the middle of the night Random drunk woman holding a wine cup comes out of nowhere and gets right in front of the quad and ask me to stop Goes right to me and ask with the most flertatious voice \"what are you doing\" Panic a little Think she might want to steal the quad or buy time to some guys can show p and rob it from me Says to her, \"Im just riding my quad\" Proceds to XCL8 and leave her behind eating dirt Years later realize how retarded I was, considering I was actually in a very safe area. Bitch probably just wanted to have fun and then have sex with me. I still rides my quad, from time to time, looking for an opportunity like this again... Im such a fucking loser man, I really hope no one has to go through what I feel to this very day"}
+{"text":"No, you were definitely in the right to flee. That 100% sounds like a setup"}
+{"text":"Is the European union a nordcuck psyop to steal med history and culture and push the Med union down o algo?"}
+{"text":"Shitalian women will be the end of you"}
+{"text":"Probably a lesbian"}
+{"text":"why do people for bpdwhores? what am i missing out on?"}
+{"text":"crazy hot sex"}
+{"text":"if anyone can tell that you searched something or how many times you did it you failed as a person stop advertising your personal shit have some decency"}
+{"text":"Dont know who these people are, movie pedo and his whore?"}
+{"text":"cunt <7000 old Lmaoing @ u"}
+{"text":"Didn't they find a giant metal cannonball there too?"}
+{"text":"This is trve evropa"}
+{"text":"we wuz pharaohs and shiet"}
+{"text":"Couldn't find anything about a cannon bull but a very large concretion was found."}
+{"text":"aryans ruined the balkans just like they ruined india. not surprised"}
+{"text":"edition on the grating fell through"}
+{"text":"By the way, I somehow missed what Kagha was planning as I did not find the location I'm sure you know of in Ethel's swamp, and somehow I also missed finding the necromancy book in the blighted village as I missed the entrance in the apothecary building fr fr. Will fix that after I finish for today which should be in about 30 mins max. The way you explained the joke was rather chatgpt-esque. Also real recognizes real."}
+{"text":"Teta que la mano no cubre no es teta, sino ubre. Big tit fans are literally zoophiles."}
+{"text":"Sorry, we don’t indulge in bdsm catnigga. Also I found out (because I changed teams) that a kid is an automatic +5 buff on your age. oh you look young, but the moment I knew you had a kid I immediately put your age north of 35 Y-y-you too. What about all sizes fan, as long as they are perky and shapely?"}
+{"text":"Turns out the intern literally forced the other girl to leave me the note you’re not going to eat the cake and not leave a cute note, right? Right?"}
+{"text":"Feliz aniversário! Muitas felicidades! Que todos os seus desejos se tornem realidade!"}
+{"text":"They used to be the nicest people not just here but in general now all of them are hateful spiteful rude and aggressive for 0 reason since last year."}
+{"text":"off by 1 Nope turns out we are only little phonies."}
+{"text":"Americans have always been fake nice."}
+{"text":"performative cynicism"}
+{"text":"None of this applies or has ever applied to Poland in our thousand year history, my Argentinian friend."}
+{"text":"I refuse to believe we are the same people"}
+{"text":"as same as japs are koreans × indigenous mutts"}
+{"text":"dont know what that means"}
+{"text":"just say you guys are danish-german-french mutts and the japs know they are korean+ainu+okinawan mutts as well"}
+{"text":"NOOOOOO PLEASE JOIN THE NORKEK KEK UNION (EU) SO YOU CAN APPEAR IN THE BLACKEDRAW VIDEOS TOOK SAAAAR EUROPA UNITED IN KEKOLDRY The EU is a nordcuck barbarity trying to push the Mediterranean man down and must be dismantled"}
+{"text":"well, shouldn't of let your ancestors be raped by moors"}
+{"text":"nafris are honestly more preferable immigrants to latinos, slavs and africans."}
+{"text":"no shit, you're not going to get raft riders from morocco"}
+{"text":"tbf the same could be said for latinos. 8/10 latinos i meet in my city are nice/funny well-assimilated people. the other 2/10 are probably nice but they don’t speak English which i find kind of annoying. the only minorities i have consistently bad experiences with are blacks lmao"}
+{"text":"accepting your racial brethren is healthy"}
+{"text":"nafris are actually physically weak so they can't live in high test nations."}
+{"text":"Mohammed al hispani"}
+{"text":"we are sending 13 soldiers to Greenland we are getting so serious now blumpf is FINISHED Why are europoors like this?"}
+{"text":"13 guys with state of the art equipment and drones. Gomez, your days are numbered. Your pathetic invasion will fail."}
+{"text":"It worked, America is terrified, its been a week and they still havent invaded"}
+{"text":"Do you think the US forces in Berlin were meant to stop the Soviets if push came to shove?"}
+{"text":"what is a tripwire force you should have just landed paratroopers and said nothing"}
+{"text":"and these 13 soldiers triggered trump so much that he put tariffs on our ass. lmao"}
+{"text":"go to chinese restaurant with mom and dad dad says \"HI YAH\" and does karate moves"}
+{"text":"based daddio"}
+{"text":"your dad is based and you are cringe"}
+{"text":"why does this asshole get to have two syllables more than the others? do you have injustices in your language? flag yes"}
+{"text":"His greed sickens me."}
+{"text":"english is chinese-coded in the fact the pronounciation of vowels is changed based on vibes"}
+{"text":"you mean one syllable more"}
+{"text":"Greeks are the thirdies of firsties, turks are the firsties of thirdies"}
+{"text":"i guess if you can buy fake identity for 10 euros in Montenegro you are correct"}
+{"text":"turks are the firsties of thirdies you are literally below india ahmed and you live in berlin"}
+{"text":"99% of the wallets would be returned with all the money in it if Sweden didn't have any immigrants."}
+{"text":"I too don't get it."}
+{"text":"kurva anyátok"}
+{"text":"na hogy tudod hogy mi vagy valójában, ez már haladás"}
+{"text":"még nem lett a halála megerősítve vagy de?"}
+{"text":"van Kükücsi Hina"}
+{"text":"hát ahogy olvasom még nincs hulla de beazonosították egy felvételen ahogy a Dunába esik"}
+{"text":"na ez egy jó fonál"}
+{"text":"is the average bro in your country racist? flag yes"}
+{"text":"define \"racist\""}
+{"text":"a white person that won't have sex with me"}
+{"text":"I wish Atleast child porn would be hot."}
+{"text":"Ass is all about angle and position For some reason its become about being fat"}
+{"text":"For some reason Fertility, child health, good hormones"}
+{"text":"It's not up to them coomerface.jpg"}
+{"text":"Europe, a white continent: You don't understand, the Europeans must race mix with these brown immigrants if they want to survive. What are you, some kind of racist or something? There's no rape at all, you're just racist! Meanwhile in South America, a historically race mixed continent: Actually, race mixing is a fruit of years of rape and sexual abuse, miscegenation is genocide! Europeans are evil rapists!"}
+{"text":"No one says anything either that Crumb of attention post"}
+{"text":"We've got a new record!"}
+{"text":"a nation state should not have distinct races, it is a syntom of internal racism and that the members of the nation not considering each other part of the same and mingling and marrying freely."}
+{"text":"It's working so well!"}
+{"text":"英語で交流するの楽しいけど戒めでもある もっと有意義な時間の使い方はあるはずって"}
+{"text":"もっと有意義な時間の使い方はあるはずって 確かに、シコシコしているのもたいせつだね。"}
+{"text":"へへっ、効いたぜ"}
+{"text":"寝る前に限って面白いスレが立ちやがる"}
+{"text":"How do we imprlve our reputation?"}
+{"text":"Germany still has very high prestige even though they have no media soft power. German is one of the most popular languages to learn and everyone likes Germany."}
+{"text":"Just bee yourselves"}
+{"text":"Stop being the EU's number 1 good goyim would definitely help"}
+{"text":"thats a dumb argument, other cities were in the past, and for a long, independent as well like lübeck. these city states are a relic of the past and should not be in the bundesrat at all. especially bremen, 600.000 people live in this city and it has more political influence like munich for example"}
+{"text":"press claim on kenigsberg allow Lithuania to block transit there and begin to promote local separatism"}
+{"text":"Which ethnicity would you accept as potential mother of your children?"}
+{"text":"Any, so long as she loves me and our children. <3"}
+{"text":"A tall doll faced Russian woman. I can make her some good looking boys."}
+{"text":"we aren't anything At least you're entertaining. Didnt you have a guy named Vladimiro Ilich Lenin run a neoliberal shadow government from his prison cell."}
+{"text":"I know a lot of Russian filmmakers and they have a lot more freedom than I have. All they have to do is be careful about criticizing the government. Otherwise, they can do anything they want. Based George"}
+{"text":"The Titanic movie the Nazis made is pure kino"}
+{"text":"See: Tarkovsky, Bikov, Balabanov, Gaidai, Eisenstein, Konchalovsky, etc"}
+{"text":"Please mention Finland"}
+{"text":"Is Russophilia just a cheap form of Orientalism?"}
+{"text":"how are Russians so fucking useless and poor and live rent free in everyones's heads"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"zogmericans mad when WE brown fully sapport Evropa makes me think"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"zogmericans mad when WE brown fully sapport Evropa makes me think"}
+{"text":"Westerners have probably no idea that the Polish city of Lodz (Łódź) is pronounced \"Wooch\""}
+{"text":"fuck off ivan you're wrong too"}
+{"text":"Btw, it also means boat in Polish. Very creative people, indeed."}
+{"text":"uúdj"}
+{"text":"Why are you seething I'm just sharing a fun fact"}
+{"text":"party girl edish"}
+{"text":"konde Your bisakols seeping through"}
+{"text":"Is Malaysia rich? Why are they always on vacation?"}
+{"text":"Time to stop fighting with myself and die is mr. tanaka more merciful than mr. lim?"}
+{"text":"Just normal IQ120 thing. IQ78 \"chinese\" indogs can't do such psyops."}
+{"text":"Empire of Dust TIL of the context. Kinda explained why they don’t use iq78 locals to do anything important."}
+{"text":"Vasuki Indicus Edition"}
+{"text":"the ultimate boss who discredited whole bhaktbhangi ideology before most bhakts were even born"}
+{"text":"I hate katuwas and katuwai so much"}
+{"text":"bhakts will never be aryan"}
+{"text":"Neither will be you, aligarh chamar"}
+{"text":"just came out as incel to my parents"}
+{"text":"They didn't already know?"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"Prosper and live"}
+{"text":"there's like 3 actual recipes for each piece of meat and everything else is just a variation of those"}
+{"text":"I use knorr aromat powder to emulate the meat umami taste"}
+{"text":"Hello, Markesh Peerjav Vait"}
+{"text":"Why do people give them crap for being 'militant' when they're the exemplary post-liberal state? Every nation on earth should strive to emulate their healthy nationalism and expansionist aspirations."}
+{"text":"we've never been 'millitant' you moron israel is a very generic liberal democratic society"}
+{"text":"2 years later 0 gazan refugees accepted 1+ million africans/jeets accepted update your talking point retard"}
+{"text":"post-liberal state can you provide a definition? I don't know what that's supposed to mean. and whether or not you are using \"liberal\" in the derogatory US sense here that has little to do with the original meaning. \"liberal\" in the original sense should be close to or a less specific \"libertarian\", not the opposite of it."}
+{"text":"thats not his fault its your fault you elected the pro-gaza surrendermonkey"}
+{"text":"Acting like Israel is not a good idea long-term because it leads to everyone hating Israel and Jewish people. The goodwill after the holocaust is quickly running out. Left-wingers in the West hate Israel, muslims hate Israel, right-wingers hate Israel. Everyone will hate Israel soon. Sad but true."}
+{"text":"AI slop should be banned from /int/"}
+{"text":"AI is very 2025 coded desu"}
+{"text":"I'd rather Brazilians be banned"}
+{"text":"If were banned, how else would i be able to post about my favorite country? (Mexico)"}
+{"text":"Ai slop should be banned from existence"}
+{"text":"And theres nothing yurocucks can do about it."}
+{"text":"Uh huh."}
+{"text":"Trump is against ZOG Now you are just taking the piss"}
+{"text":"Russia or India?"}
+{"text":"Correct WRONG"}
+{"text":"Trump is against ZOG. Trump is literally the most pro ZOG president ever. Retard. Trump is against eurocucks and globalists. Trump wants globalism to be lead by America, you fags didn't notice how globalism was just a pro-European policy that mostly benefited the European Union and American, now you will taste a little bit from that globalism but under an American regime. Shame he didnt get to nuke europe though. It'd be a shame to see Europe nuked, I'd like to visit France, the Netherlands, Greece and Istanbul."}
+{"text":"cut budget from education and health(if any) to organise a footy cup this cup is all hopes to give a good image of yourself domestically and internationally )it ends with biggest embarassment and worst reputation possible KWAB"}
+{"text":"tourism to rape kids do europeans really do this!?"}
+{"text":"but the fatimids were also shia?"}
+{"text":"don't act like you don't know"}
+{"text":"Well that's the point, they were kicked by local tribes over being involved in qarmatians attacking the kaaba long before the fatimids. Fatimids absorbed some of them and the rest voluntarily moved away. Banu hilal werent the only qarmatians but were the most \"moderate\" and the ones who survived so people confuse them with banu sulaym for example who were actually displaced by fatimids into north africa but were way less numerous"}
+{"text":"from creating the United States, Israel, the border of Africa and MENA, to making the current lingua franca, to indirectly forming modern China, India, and the state of modern Europe, these niggas are literally responsible for every aspect of the modern world. i can’t think of a single country on earth that cannot trace its current state back to Britain. how did they do it?"}
+{"text":"existing DESPITE them is literally proof of their influence though. the Ottoman collapse and its subsequent division was almost entirely handled by the British"}
+{"text":"You can say the same thing about Mongolian Empire or Macedonian Empire."}
+{"text":"We're God's chosen people"}
+{"text":"if this was true 80s king crimson would be back for just one (1) more tour instead of being gay and splitting it in half between KC and Beat"}
+{"text":"Wasnt your king the a saxe coburg gotha too? The \"Bulgarian Question\" refers to the humanitarian crisis and political turmoil in the Balkans under Ottoman rule, famously highlighted by former British PM William Ewart Gladstone in his 1876 pamphlet Bulgarian Horrors and the Question of the East, where he exposed Ottoman atrocities during the 1876 uprisings, compelling Britain to address the \"Eastern Question I learnt about this stuff in school"}
+{"text":"Why do french niggas have stuffed rabbits instead of stuffed bears? In fact, I don't think I've ever even seen a French depiction of a bear. Do they even know bears exist?"}
+{"text":"What are you rambling about?"}
+{"text":"research doudou vs teddy bear"}
+{"text":"Se poser un lapin Un coup de lapin Pourquoi est-ce que les français aiment tellement les lapins? Mignon mais bizarre"}
+{"text":"every language has its \"vibe\" part of it like how hebrew is written without the vowels even if they do matter or how in english e-i-a and o-u are switched at random, or how in chinese characters are combined to make other characters. in spanish every subject has a gender and the conjugation of the subject follows said gender, and the gender of say, a table, depends on whether its vibes are male or female."}
+{"text":"are they jeet light?"}
+{"text":"south eurasian hang masaman"}
+{"text":"i don't think he's suspicious tbf he just tries to make 18th century race \"science\" fit into modern genetics."}
+{"text":"No, Even the Burmese are racially East Asian despite their neighboring South Asian countries."}
+{"text":"Even the Burmese are racially East Asian Not even lmao."}
+{"text":"I think 4chan should permaban all Canadian IP and it makes this website significantly better place. \"b-but I once talked with a nice Canadian poster before!\" Shut the fuck up, I advice you that \"this\" mindset ruined European society too."}
+{"text":"I think people posting under Japanese flags should be required to prove they are actually Japanese No Engrish teachers or private pacos"}
+{"text":"Bronies, this is your mindset."}
+{"text":"i think diasporas of all sorts shouldn't be allowed to post and minorities should wear badges to distinguish them from their host flag"}
+{"text":"Ok HIVan"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Most of it is contential but turns to sub tropical as you head down south. The landlocked parts of Canada/USA have unreal tempature ranges"}
+{"text":"Although in the case of Canada pretty much of the northern parts of the provinces are sub arctic. And then turn tundra once you hit the territories"}
+{"text":"I always find it interesting that you could fly from the middle of a blizzard to a warm tropical beach, and still be in the same country"}
+{"text":"USA is only a country by name. But I can assure you, some Hispanic guy from Florida and the German/Scandinavian stock from North Dakota or Montana share nothing with each other. Could just as well be two different countries with five other countries between them."}
+{"text":"Why would god give us summers hotter than pakistan and winters as cold as the poles?"}
+{"text":"Yet the holder of heaviest deadlift record in the world is over 2m tall :)"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Also the events that the women won were ALL bodyweight dependent. For example the car pull and tug of war would have been different if the dwarves were allowed to carry weights on their back. Basic traction problem, anyone who does offroading knows. And the 1v1 bar pull is even more obvious."}
+{"text":"yes turkish weightlifter 3 times olympic champion naim süleymanoğlu had dwarfism im not a weight lifting specialist but he is clearly lifting till he is up straight only in that type of lifting it might be better to be just big"}
+{"text":"Most women are forced to admit that men are stronger on average, but they desperately cling to the idea that there is a small population of exceptionally strong women that can contend with men, although this idea is disproven just as easily. I call this the \"she-hulk\" cope."}
+{"text":"I'm native American AMA"}
+{"text":"is your name Messi?"}
+{"text":"look up pictures of his grandmother and aunt"}
+{"text":"0,3%? You are Med by DNA."}
+{"text":"Senhor I'm a proud mapuche/selknam warrior o algo asi"}
+{"text":"You are a Mapuche!"}
+{"text":"Why were they forgotten so fast?"}
+{"text":"Why do 14 year olds want to party with adults? Why do adults invite little children to their parties? 14 year olds can screw each other in their own bedrooms you know?"}
+{"text":"shit happens so fast nowadays it's hard to keep track"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"Anonymous were just kinda cringe"}
+{"text":"Trvke: normgroids secretly envy the life of their political elite. The seethe is just a reflection of it"}
+{"text":"Uh... Ameribros?"}
+{"text":"Men from East Asia go bald at a much lower frequency because the average man there has a prostate that is only about two-thirds the size of a European man’s prostate. The reason men go bald is because they do not get enough vitamin D, or because even if they do get it, their bodies are not able to metabolize it well, since vitamin D is used by the body to lower DHT levels, which cause the prostate to grow. That is why finasteride, a medication made to treat this condition, also makes hair grow back. And because Asians have a prostate that is about one-third smaller, they do not need as much vitamin D to keep the prostate under control. This is also the reason why women do not go bald. This also explains why you lose it as you get older, since the body’s ability to metabolize vitamin D decreases with age, and why it seems that beggars go bald less frequently, since they are exposed to sunlight all the time."}
+{"text":"East Asia masterrace"}
+{"text":"Why are Indians so based?"}
+{"text":"absolutely necessary for society to function In what way? Society was already functioning before it was discovered. Math these days is just a glorified sudoku puzzle."}
+{"text":"the mathematical branch of number theory is numerology"}
+{"text":"Rustled the jeet jimmies with this one"}
+{"text":"Modern number theory consists of hardcore algebraic geometry and complex analysis. What Ramanujan did was basically numerology. Nigga would have gotten his clitty melting at the mere attempt at comprehending a scheme is."}
+{"text":"*what a scheme is"}
+{"text":"I visted 7 european countries last summer in 12 days, driving almost the whole way Ireland UK France Belgium Netherlands Germany Poland Ask me my impression of ur cunt I guess"}
+{"text":"Ireland was fun. Will admit the furthest we got from Dublin was Powerscourt waterfall which was nice Dublin castle was lovely. Went to a few pubs and talked to a lot of nice lads. At the end of the night thought to ask one of them what they did for work. Turns out they were all in high school still. It was a thursday night. No real bad interactions with the irish"}
+{"text":"rank them best to worst"}
+{"text":"1. Poland 2. France 3. Belgium 4. Netherlands 5. Germany 6. Ireland 7. UK Sorry UK. Too crowded, even in the middle of nowhere, and we went from London to Bovington, to Southampton. Awful food. Saw the most tweakers and foreigners there vs anything else. Speed cameras EVERYWHERE. Roads too narrow, even with our tiny rented car. Decent architecture in London. The surrounding countryside leaves much to be desired and is kind of overrated."}
+{"text":"Owww... We're next to France <3"}
+{"text":"agreeable list. depends where you went in belgium, i would put netherlands above it"}
+{"text":"why was Al-Andalus so advanced compared to the rest of Europe?"}
+{"text":"ok abdul"}
+{"text":"was a shithole for the native peoples they got their lick back though and ruled the world"}
+{"text":"Because the dark ages were real and Europe was indisputably an impoverished shithole at the time. Basically, Rome built up a ton of infrastructure and institutions which were extremely extravagant and wasteful, pumping up the population. What used to be sparse tribal land connected by goat path now had large cities in it and very expensive roads. When Rome could no longer support that infrastructure, those cities, or sustain any of the centralized civilizational thermodynamic tricks, everything fell apart and basic scarcity meant people lived much worse lives than they did as tribals. Now you have a huge population that relied on systemic support that no longer existed. The end result? Hell on earth."}
+{"text":"topkek"}
+{"text":"done him"}
+{"text":"Have to postpone my post-workout goon to SSBBW ebony twerk session because my parents are coming over. Fuck this gay retard earth, always interfering with my schedule Happens in your country?"}
+{"text":"yes but not interested in blacks or browns"}
+{"text":"what are you interested in"}
+{"text":"only my race"}
+{"text":"Why do amerimutts do this thing where they project their fantasies on swedes/scandia and pretend they are either a woke libtard utopia or a crime ridden collapsing Muslim dystopia"}
+{"text":"The lewd stuff included wearing thigh highs and furiously schlicking on camera..."}
+{"text":"TRUTHNUKE But India and Africa should be there too"}
+{"text":"Buzzword, buzzword, BUZZWORD!"}
+{"text":"libtards are obsessed with portraying Europe as the perfect socialist utopia with no issues at all Ironically, one of the biggest issues in many European countries is not having ENOUGH immigration. Eastern Europe bought the west some time, but now they're reaching wage parity and are also having issues with a rapidly aging population."}
+{"text":"Please brown and black men we ARE OPEN to you, please COME INSIDE US and claim us Migration is obviously a national security threat"}
+{"text":"Solo es nuestro deseo acabar con la fe, acabar con la fe, y acabar con LOS MOROS y Mola y Requeté."}
+{"text":"first case of dark woke."}
+{"text":"And their neocolonial holdouts when they cant even defend themselves?"}
+{"text":"because i told them to do it, greenland is mine!"}
+{"text":"BaZed. Fuck europe."}
+{"text":"man is burning himself alive as a protest FREEZE SHOW YOUR HANDS mans bones are crumbling I SAID HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM *PAW PAW PAW* why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"Crazy to think before being 60% brown america was a very safe country How are they even supposed to mantain laws like the 2a with a 50% negro demographics"}
+{"text":"Well, how do you guys do it?"}
+{"text":"They, Canada, and Ausfaggia have done it by taking away all gun rights and most freedoms of speech."}
+{"text":"That's the joke we don't and we still a favela dystopia with brownoids shooting random for phones"}
+{"text":"To deprive him of the satisfaction of killing himself for his cause"}
+{"text":"Wouldst thou?"}
+{"text":"what do you fucking think?"}
+{"text":"Ugly mongrel, please stop inflating whores like these."}
+{"text":"Latam would literally simp for the ugliest chinks possible just to prove theyre part of white club lol"}
+{"text":"No, I'm not attracted to 99% of Asian women."}
+{"text":"I fucking love slant eyes and modest chest"}
+{"text":"What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were Chinese?"}
+{"text":"Jerk off to WMAF porn"}
+{"text":"No he’d be black"}
+{"text":"idk prolly chainsmoke cigarettes and start saving to buy a shitton of property"}
+{"text":"Rejoice."}
+{"text":"join the ccp"}
+{"text":"the USA if it were a person"}
+{"text":"Thirdies can't handle all that"}
+{"text":"I'm a fan"}
+{"text":"why do gaijin come to japan and act like this?"}
+{"text":"treat non-japanese like shit? our politician do not do such racism acts but your ruling party politician do this proudly and you idiot say you are human rights country what idiot"}
+{"text":"That never happened btw"}
+{"text":"Settle down there Pvt Gomez, you're laying it on a little thick"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up you irrelevant seething little retard. Nobody likes your third world landfill of a country."}
+{"text":"GAIJINS OUT!!!!"}
+{"text":"How did Finns go from this to.............."}
+{"text":"it's finnished"}
+{"text":"Is there any actual half-Finn half-Indian creatures? What would this creature look like?"}
+{"text":"to this"}
+{"text":"There's a few, but half-Gypsies are more numerous like the one from Ylilauta that raped and murdered a teenage girl."}
+{"text":"from Ylilauta that raped and murdered a teenage girl I would be upset at this, but it depends on one simple question: was she a Finno-Ugric or a Fennoswede?"}
+{"text":"Someday Poland is a European superpower again"}
+{"text":"enough of germany, what is poland now?"}
+{"text":"this nation is too dumb, too shortsighted, too corrupt, too incompetent, too soft, too lazy and generally too retarded to manage itself, not to mention anything bigger enough about ukraine"}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"vpn off vanya"}
+{"text":"PAAAAAAAAAAAN"}
+{"text":"メキシコはクソだ"}
+{"text":"オ アルゴ"}
+{"text":"メヒコ･エス･カガーダ"}
+{"text":"𒍝𒂊 𒄭𒊓𒈬𒈨𒂗"}
+{"text":"When I see germanics and Slavs, I just see potential slaves and servus for my future state in the aegean"}
+{"text":"O child of the Iberians, the masters of your ancestors call you to action. The sins of the Italics must be made right. Restore harmony to the world and give rise to another Heroic age. The lord himself will carry your entire family on his shoulders into the gilded heavens, where you will eat fruit under the shade of cedars, draped in garments dyed with tekhelet."}
+{"text":"I'm italic tho"}
+{"text":"Piedmont Italic yes, Latin no. Our enemy is the one and the same after all. Grind Rome into dust, salt the earth and make the Tiber run red with the blood of those wretched barbarians. The heavens themselves will open the way to Corinth, and you will have the favor of the gods to carry you there."}
+{"text":"I think there are some real whore scumbags on this site. Disgusting rot people. I'd already heard about this theory here from a Norwegian, but I didn't believe it. Earlier, the moderator deleted several \"pol\" threads but left the most recent one. Which means he must have received alerts from users of this board... So there are people who alert the moderator about innocuous threads (it's not porn or gore, it's just news). In 20 years of use, I have never reported a single thread. What do you call these people in your country ?"}
+{"text":"är det dyrt eller"}
+{"text":"Vet du hur blattarna först kom till? De var en gång semiter, tagna av USA. Torterade och lemlästade… … en förstörd och fruktansvärd livsform. Och nu … fulländade: mina stridande Kaosblattar.” ”Vem tjänar ni?” ”EBBA!”"}
+{"text":"Ebbaman den orangea"}
+{"text":"Not cool man. Don't post shit like this"}
+{"text":"åh du grode"}
+{"text":"Azn, wt, blk, bbc cross sections"}
+{"text":"Moderately rare flag"}
+{"text":"i dont get it are these like keyholes or something?"}
+{"text":"They're Japanese sword autism disks"}
+{"text":"rate her based on women in your country!"}
+{"text":"Your clitty is leaking"}
+{"text":"Is you're country renowned for its art?"}
+{"text":"I’m an artist. I’m a performance artist. I’m hired for people to profill their fantasies. Their deep. dark. fantasies."}
+{"text":"europeans will do anything besides have an industry and militirzie"}
+{"text":"Anti-Italian discrimination"}
+{"text":"italians be like: \"not approved!\""}
+{"text":"Why don't they just pump all male kids full of growth hormones, so that the average male will be over 2 meters tall. Then women can have their size difference fetishes fulfilled and there won't be anymore incels"}
+{"text":"because that is eugenics and it is immoral or something"}
+{"text":"Cute german dwarf, you are so cool"}
+{"text":"I'm not a dwarf I'm built like a tall person just scaled down"}
+{"text":"Why don't you do this as a parent? Just inject the growth hormones into your kids yourself. And your kid will have a competetive advantage if everyone is not doing this"}
+{"text":"From what I've heard, growth hormone doesn't actually much when the kid has normal hormone levels already. It only does when it's a big overdose, like in people with gigantism, which can come with downsides such as facial deformation. At least that's what Gemini told me when I vented to it. Maybe it lied to make me feel better"}
+{"text":"women-only wagon, Japan"}
+{"text":"I don't get it"}
+{"text":"What did stonetoss mean by this?"}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"How the fuck is Ben still worshipping Trump, what does it take for him to start doubting the cheeto"}
+{"text":"Another margerald by benny"}
+{"text":"It would take losing viewership, since presumably that's how he makes a living."}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore."}
+{"text":"what's your flag's lore?"}
+{"text":"nobody actually knows. the 1885 design looks like pic. the two stripes are inspired by the traditional talit (prayer garment worn from ~1900 years ago) but the more mysterious part is the symbol in the middle which appears in temples from 2500 years ago but no one actually knows what it means. most likely its just an old decorative symbol or luck charm"}
+{"text":"MS Paint shapes tool and 10 minutes of work is the official lore The darker shade of blue looked nicer imo"}
+{"text":"does your country have friends?"}
+{"text":"v.wise mr de gally"}
+{"text":"Yes, but we need more"}
+{"text":"I consider France, Germany, Spain, Greece, Japan and Sweden friends"}
+{"text":"We only have enemies and flunkies, no friends."}
+{"text":"animal abuse"}
+{"text":"Why is the Sicilian male and Germanic tribe female union so aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"tiny american pecker rage Mmk?"}
+{"text":"He has lighter skin than her"}
+{"text":"he doesn't look like Sicilian"}
+{"text":"I read they measure noses in Brazil"}
+{"text":"Southern European x Northern European couples have an elite aesthetic unmatched even"}
+{"text":"If you are not ethnically European, you should be kicked out of Europe without rights. And if you don't have amerindian blood, you should be kicked out of the Americas with no rights."}
+{"text":"We'll make Houston TX an ethnostate for mutts"}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"JOAO GILBERTO MENTIONED!!! OMG!!!"}
+{"text":"I'm in Cali bro I ain't gonna leave"}
+{"text":"do they really?"}
+{"text":"lowkey the GOATs ngl"}
+{"text":"And Bearn"}
+{"text":"Béarn flag has blue on it Aunis is red and yellow though"}
+{"text":"add galatasaray"}
+{"text":"Shimane There's Nigata too"}
+{"text":"Xitter is the only social media that made me rage quit Not even 4chins has done that"}
+{"text":"What's with libtards and thinking hell exists and God is like their HR department boss lol"}
+{"text":"serbian twitter was ok when it was sport discussions and women bitching about men then political parties found it,now its boted to hell every post has floods of 100s of super users that post a 1000 comments a day trying to steer it into politics and its all just ragebait bullshit,there are no insular communities. Instagram is a softcore porn site and has the same issues,serbian reddit is were the original plague of agitation bots started from and facebook is dead."}
+{"text":"Have you ever met a robber in your life?"}
+{"text":"BBC moment"}
+{"text":"I've met plenty Albanians"}
+{"text":"Are they Muslims?"}
+{"text":"still no word filter"}
+{"text":"A black guy stole the tip jar from my Asian gf's store, in a 92% white neighborhood. Blacks are never really going to beat the allegations."}
+{"text":"Do you live in a high trust society?"}
+{"text":"i was expecting a craKKKa to appears and steal the iPhone (along with all resources from the area)"}
+{"text":"Actual good one lmao"}
+{"text":"I expected cringe but that was actually pretty funny"}
+{"text":"MENA poster get a joke pick one"}
+{"text":"If you watched until the end you would see they aren't trying to hide that it's staged"}
+{"text":"The dilapidated administrative centre for a Soviet oblast? Some outer suburbs of Pyongyang? A far-flung Siberian mining colony? No! Canberra, capital of Australia - GDP US$1.75 trillion. Suffering."}
+{"text":"Looks ok to me, what's wrong with it, it's a planned city made for central governance purposes"}
+{"text":"why would you carefully craft a detailed road layout for your capital city, and then just plob random monotone buildings? could have haussmann'd a new australian architectural identity easily"}
+{"text":"We ran out of money after WWI and WWII and by the time we had money it was the 50s-60s and concrete brutalism was already a terminal cancer on the Western world, so this is what we got. This is the plan that finished second place in the 1912 competition btw."}
+{"text":"why are you concerned with the color of buildings? the only thing that matters is your salary and the quality of services"}
+{"text":"It's a fucking weird retro-futurist scenery but it would look really cool today. Also how could you run out of money after the world wars where you only provided canon fodder fully equiped by UK ?"}
+{"text":"There are no germans behind this flag"}
+{"text":"the same is true for all euro flags"}
+{"text":"I prefer being in front of the flag desu we ran out of jobs, sorry, now only paying taxes"}
+{"text":"No idea I'm D*tch"}
+{"text":"Wat nou?"}
+{"text":"There are no german incels, all of them are foreigners in my country Ultra based"}
+{"text":"Norwegian royal family European bros... I.... just... why .."}
+{"text":"Maybe if European men were actually somewhat masculine they would not suffer from this, even pajeet cab drivers have more masculinity than most western euros"}
+{"text":"The boy is much better looking than the father"}
+{"text":"declined all her royal roles and titles to live the life she want ok she is a bbc enjoyer now, im not shure but he isnt that bad compared to her last husband. and it doesnt matter."}
+{"text":"they're looksmatched"}
+{"text":"no we dont. harald is based, haakon his based, ingrid is based. we got our monarchy settled for decades and generations to come."}
+{"text":"External debt 2024"}
+{"text":"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. good luck collecting"}
+{"text":"wow I thought it was greece that had all the denbts"}
+{"text":"usa spends 15% of entire budget to cover the interest"}
+{"text":"just like my credit card rates"}
+{"text":"Public debt is such a meme. Sure bro just go up to your public pension/healthcare fund and demand a withdrawal from the communally owned public debt account. Take as much as you need you're owed it after all."}
+{"text":"What's public transportation like in your country?"}
+{"text":"Why not flood that place with some hard as fuck drug that kill them off? I think it would be a human approach: they get what they crave and we got rid of the problem"}
+{"text":"guy next to the door is fucking high on bath salts"}
+{"text":"there are words but there is no meaning is this dialogue ai?"}
+{"text":"kek I just saw the poster on the wall saying 'don't be someone's subway story' looooooool"}
+{"text":"the way they start chimping out over a word is crazy, its like pavlovs law"}
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+{"text":"madokanon is bestgirl edition"}
+{"text":"Tsunny, come save us"}
+{"text":"Touhou Gameplay Thread Previous thread: what are you playing today? what are your goals?"}
+{"text":"I finally got a Hard 1CC in Touhou 12. At first, I tried catching only red UFOs, but Ichirin and Murasa kicked my ass and I could barely reach Shou’s last spells. Then I tried going for red and green UFOs, but got the same result. I gave up for a while and played other games on Hard. When I came back recently, I somehow managed to get it by catching only red UFOs. Now I have Hard 1CCs from Touhou 6 to Touhou 14."}
+{"text":"I’m not one of those anon people, but I wish them luck in their matches. Thanks, anon. The key was reaching Byakuren’s stage with enough lives. I got lucky on the last spell, one life lost and one bomb used. My next step would be Touhou 15 on Hard, but Normal was already hard enough, so I’ll probably start playing Touhou 16 on Hard instead. Also, the GFW Extra stage is calling me, but Marisa scares me a lot."}
+{"text":"Just got a Lunatic 1cc in Touhou 7 with Reimu B. In all honesty I'm not super happy with this run considering how ugly the Yuyuko fight went (I had 4 lives and a bomb going into her) but a clear is a clear. I'm going to go for clears in the other shot types next. How do they compare?"}
+{"text":"There is literally NOTHING to deathwatch"}
+{"text":"Feels like the number of games released went the way of nip birth rates."}
+{"text":"Digimon Alysion Sakuna Rice and Ruin Girl Band Cry BanG Dream Our Note"}
+{"text":"All upcoming. Has there even been a 2026 release yet? New kusoge used to come out every week. That's why stuff like Ass lillies can celebrate a 5th anniversary."}
+{"text":"パンツ見せてください...  ლ(^o^ლ)"}
+{"text":"Its the onahole general. Some of us use onaholes to furry porn, and no porn has been posted ITT either."}
+{"text":"*When* Never. The current market is basically entirely driven by speculative investments that will dry up at some point this year, maybe next year if governments keep blowing their budgets on it too. All the robot shit you've seen so far has been highly controlled demos, they don't actually work in the real world. You will see humanoid robots a year or two after self-driving cars, and those are another tech that doesn't actually work."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"like what?"}
+{"text":"with this and eye love you japan and korea should unify into a single country that way no more autistic copyright laws"}
+{"text":"unless their union created even more autistic copyright laws instead"}
+{"text":"Anything new worth watching on Netflix?"}
+{"text":"Thanks, will check both"}
+{"text":"All /jp/-related and anon-made works & creations go here, don't be afraid to post something of yours even if you haven't before! Dev updates, writing and other non-traditional projects also encouraged for potential critique and mild discussion. Please take things easy here and enjoy! Thanks. Previous:"}
+{"text":"god damn if your drawings are this comprehensible when you're on the verge of losing consciousness"}
+{"text":"berry goo, i love koishi"}
+{"text":"Yeah! I loved the request so much, it was so fun that I wanted to draw a bunch more."}
+{"text":"He will reach enlightenment"}
+{"text":"There goes the thread... Here's a quick 'memi."}
+{"text":"I want to live with a dog, I can't do that yet so I'll save money"}
+{"text":"8 hours later I started a fantia!"}
+{"text":"date RaMu everyone thinks it's a little boy uhhhh cool I guess"}
+{"text":"Woah! Check out the rack on that little boy with the hula hoop!"}
+{"text":"Which 2hus would make good mothers?"}
+{"text":"Anon no You arnt ready for how fertile the Aki fields are"}
+{"text":"my wife rin"}
+{"text":"But which touhou is the most fertile?"}
+{"text":"Rabbits are known for being fertile, so I'd go with one of those."}
+{"text":"Id say any beast youkai and anything associated with or getting their powers from nature would be extremely fertile"}
+{"text":"who the hell wants a kaida solo live"}
+{"text":"What is Kaida's appeal, really?"}
+{"text":"rofmao punching bag"}
+{"text":"karubi"}
+{"text":"I don't have any links or channels, but it'd be nice if we could discuss some of our vtubers here!"}
+{"text":"Marriage with Yuri."}
+{"text":"It says they are as popular as bands It says same thing is happening to them. Which means they are dying out."}
+{"text":"Ok my point still stands though. Personally I am sick of both idols and bands (and everything else)"}
+{"text":"They look much better in person"}
+{"text":"I don't doubt that. They have practically the same haircut and color right now and I can hardly tell them apart. One of them needs to go back to dark hair. Are they conventionally attractive? I would say yes. Actually I think they are \"classically beautiful\" which is better"}
+{"text":"HONK and Hachi sounds like a great buddy cop film, I’m fkn down"}
+{"text":"rika tsubaki a cutie"}
+{"text":"cop film In a way it is, they're forced to partake to arouse their victim this is terrible."}
+{"text":"hating on hags is so foolish, the hag spectrum is one of jav's signature treasures. the elegance that haglets can sell while whoring at an elite level is unmatched."}
+{"text":"tsk tsk, awful, such sordid conduct"}
+{"text":"Last: New Years New Wives Edition. ▶What is this? /egg/ — Era Games General; also known as the “Era Games Thread”. Era games are a group of (usually) Japanese-developed text porn games. They’re not exclusively related to the Touhou franchise, but it’s one of the series with the most Era games. ▶Games usually discussed here eraTohoTW — Comfy Touhou dating simulator with time stop shenanigans. eraTohoK — Tactical game about conquering Gensokyo through any (absolutely any) means. eraMegaten — Dungeon crawler based on the Shin Megami Tensei series, with tons of characters from other series (Fate, Touhou, Madoka, etc) included. ▶Useful Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I dont have a very high exposure to Megaten and adjacent games but I get the feeling sometimes that its often 'Neutral' thats the least bad option because all the extremes can be worse"}
+{"text":"SMT Neutral is most commonly \"status quo good\" while alignments are often \"genocide is BASED actually\", but the spin-offs tackle it with a bit more nuance and yes the OG DeSu2 has these four routes, though the actual fence-sitter may be the worst out of all five endings (it branches off if you don't punch god in the face)"}
+{"text":"(it branches off if you don't punch god in the face) who would play SMT and not want to punch god in the face?"}
+{"text":"Law is basically just order and peace while Chaos is freedom and self-reliance In Megaten these get championed by YHVH/Angels and Lucifer/Demons respectively, with Angels and Law reps often wanting to strip humanity of the dangers of their own free will and subjugate them under God in order to enact a Thousand Year Kingdom of peace and stability where no conflict needs to be had, while Demons and Chaos reps wish to dismantle all forms of pre-existing civilization and hierarchy in order in order to enable a world where \"merit\" reigns supreme and those with powerful wills can shape the world as they see fit (but in reality all this leads to is murderhobo shenanigans and demons often taking over humanity/humanity becoming as corrupt and controlled by baser instincts and vices as the demons themselves) Neutral is meant to be the more humanist middle ground that furthers the status quo (at least in a cosmic sense) and essentially deny the rule of Angels and Demons, allowing humanity to be the ones that define their future and grow from their experiences and insights, and Neutral-aligned demons more or less kinda just want to exist and do their own thing, whether that be for good or for ill. It can depend heavily on the game though, some Chaos reps want to help everyone have more freedom and choices in their lives or enable people to become powerful and strong without going full murderhobo supreme, some Law reps want peace and quiet for everyone or create hierarchies that benefit society without sacrificing humanity's independence and ability to think for themselves, and some Neutral reps may even want to reject all forms of Chaos and Law entirely and either recreate the world in their own image as a paradise for a new breed of humanity or just outright erase everything (in the case of SMT IV's White)."}
+{"text":"Lawfags."}
+{"text":"Birthday girl!"}
+{"text":"Mahiru's official birthday art this year."}
+{"text":"Yuno clenching her hand when Mahiru mentions she wants a baby Damn..."}
+{"text":"Yuno clenching her womb when Mahiru mentions she wants a baby Damn..."}
+{"text":"Can't remove clothes of 2hus using grok anymore..."}
+{"text":"The way you phrased this makes it sound like she would let you do things for like 5 minutes until she gets uncomfortable and kicks you off I'm not a feet guy but I'd bet she'd make some pretty cute reactions- NO! I will NOT get into FEET. Everyone was right about you guys, this thread really is EVIL!!"}
+{"text":"NEED giga titty Ran plz"}
+{"text":"Ah thank you, love how it came out Jan - New Year, I like how everybody just gravitates towards giving Saki the biggest rack to take advantage of her top. The hat's pretty snazzy. I like the aerial view of the Primate Spirit Garden though now I'm suspecting you actually took the background image from Th17 of the outside of the garden, img2img'd it and carefully put Saki in front of the garden itself Feb - Beautiful SA style Marisa, could easily work on its own as a background pic! Mar - Cute and pretty. It's funny how when I got into Touhou, I didn't care like at all about Lily then I realised my birthday is her favourite day of the year and she shot up my rankings like a bullet Apr - It's Mamizou. May - Well she was going to show up eventually, wonder what's the significane of May and her if any. She's looking cute like the fallen shoulder strap and honestly for an AI generated bit of machinery (which typically never looks right) that's a pretty cool looking engine(?) June -  Holy fuck, that's hot. That's definitely under the pin-up category. It's also just good looking visually but like holy hell No pressure but I need to see that bikini come off, i'm drooling July - Ah yes her birthday... also what is up with that one strawberry cake I've seen it everywhere Aug - This one slayed me, Nina talking about Mima because August is when new Touhou games release Sept - I'm silly for not guessing September Pumpkin and instead something to do with airplanes... Also putting Ringo in a more formal moon rabbit uniform makes me think this is younger Ringo before she climbed up the ranks to her cushy job Oct - I can't tell if Minoriko is trying to scare someone or is being scared by sexy mummy Kogasa... also why is sexy mummy Kogasa a thing? I swear i've seen it multiple times Nov - Chiyanon month? It's a very pretty gen and I like the spikes on Chiyari's tail Dec - Christmas for Letty, how cute. I like the length of hair she has in this pic, people don't really give her sidelocks longer than the rest of her hair like that Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I think Yami Bakura would've been better for meat eating, but it got a chuckle out of me regardless."}
+{"text":"Is she done updating her fanbox then?"}
+{"text":"How much do you have to read of a VN to figure that it's gonna be bad ?"}
+{"text":"I usually do one route and if it doesn't grab me I drop the game"}
+{"text":"Till the H scenes."}
+{"text":"If I'm bored during the common route I drop it."}
+{"text":"Which hag go you guys prefer?"}
+{"text":"but does she deserve to be fixed?"}
+{"text":"Cuckoldlive slide thread makers are just grabbing random topics from the archive, kek."}
+{"text":"THERE IS ONLY ONE HAG MY HEART BELONGS TO"}
+{"text":"Is Misumaru a hag or is she more granny?"}
+{"text":"Because she's a blonde in a blue dress?"}
+{"text":"Yes, BUT.  I grew up with a nice wood fireplace.  It was annoying to clean out and keep it nice, but something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood. If only there were a mamono out there who shared my appreciation for warm and possibly marshmallows and smores.  But alas, no mamono would be interested in that kind of thing!"}
+{"text":"I hope your door is yeti-proof, or not..."}
+{"text":"something is just better with a cheery wood fire and the crackles and pops from the burning wood. There's just nothing like a proper wood fireplace, I guess the best substitute would be a monster that comes with her own open flame like a Salamander."}
+{"text":"She's not the only master of disguise!"}
+{"text":"What is /jp/'s opinion on the queen of cucks, the harbinger of (self-)humiliation, the lord of losers, the jobber herself, the god of taking \"L\"s, Kanako? Almost set Gensokyo on fire because she gave an idiot sun powers. Was cucked out of Hisoutensoku and HM by Suwako and Nitori respectively. Couldn't stop a goat. Lost to the ghost of a second fiddle playing shrine maiden with the personality of an angsty teen. Can't save her husband from the moon sluts. Can't save her hunting buddy from a pyramid. Nobody in Gensokyo respects her, nobody wants her around, she ruins everything she touches and Gensokyo would have been better off without her. Praise be to the false god, may she continue to fail her followers at every turn."}
+{"text":"spam thread"}
+{"text":"/jp/ heritage is spam go away crossie INB4 who are you quoting me, I and myself, making fun of K*nako is /jp/ heritage"}
+{"text":"In retrospect, most of those were her trying to do good. Kanako is one of those people that should accept that they have been born to be the villain, hurting others coming with the title, and move on. Not her fault."}
+{"text":"Shitty, forced spam thread"}
+{"text":"She's a war god trying to pose as a science one. Of course she's going to fail miserably at anything that isn't smashing the brains out of somebody"}
+{"text":"And the 1 millionth Touhou Danbooru picture goes to..."}
+{"text":"what the fuck"}
+{"text":"there's this one but it's \"only\" 20k"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"Same reason return/evacuate scrolls know to not do their thing when you're overweight. All this tech and magic is just a god calling mechanic. The god even apologizes if you use a scroll then become overweight."}
+{"text":"This implies that there's a god dedicated to putting panties and porno mags in vending machines, and a god dedicated to microwaves"}
+{"text":"this is just fat shaming"}
+{"text":"Morrowind has Mark and Recall and some people still used that mod... so I guess the solution is \"don't cheese it with teleporters\", i.e. do some roleplaying. Or maybe discovering an infinite money glitch with teleporting cargo is the RP-friendly way of cheating in money."}
+{"text":"Mark and Recall is in the base game of Morrowind, but Morrowind wasn't simulating an economy outside of just refreshing the amount of gold the Merchants were holding every-so-often and maybe checking to see if they have any \"empty slots\" to fill with semi-random items."}
+{"text":"IA has 363k subs Miku has 4.1m subs This vtumor industry plant ain't got shit"}
+{"text":"IA has 363k subs but 0 songs"}
+{"text":"Imagine losing in subs to a wholoid"}
+{"text":"leddit melting over Ui comments section is a complete shitshow like it was during Zaako It's awful but I can't look away"}
+{"text":"Which one of us had said those words, I wonder? Had it been me with what I suppose a dorky smile stretching up my face, or had it been Father, his surprise now morphed into a wistful expression that, met with the breeze and the golden light of a setting sun, had looked so beautifully… devoid of weight. Under his eyes sagged dark bags—he looked forward anyway—, a slump remained to his posture—he’s surrounded by these walls of sunflowers, tall and bathing just as he did in the sunlight, feeding. He’s been fed something nurturing, and the sheer sight made my heart skip, and the heaviness of patched injuries—physical and emotional—wore off. I don’t think it mattered, as it was a mutual understanding. Besides, how could I focus on anything but Father as he folded forward just a tad and, from his throat, escaped laughter? My eyes had bulged, fingertips buzzed with the urge to hug him, corners of the mouth hurting from how big this smile I have is… But the distance I closed not. Five steps between me and Father as he showed me treasure in its very essence. … And I didn’t feel bad about that. I absolutely should’ve felt furious at myself. I didn’t embrace him, didn’t share this moment of freedom that came so unbidden to him—I wonder if I understand correctly its source or am wrong—, and I reached to my bandaged chest, palm pressed to the beating drum under. Are you failing though you beat…? No. It’s not failing. My love for Father and Mother rippled through each blood cell; this settling sadness coursed like a paper boat going down a stream. A most childish and most adult emotion side-by-side, in perfect harmony. Perhaps that’s what brought Father to laughing? Had he also found his harmony—through Mother and me? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Even a gentle bonfire can kindle a forest fire, and it was that which spread down my ribcage and travelled up my spinal cord. Distilled, pure happiness. I changed his mind; he’ll come to visit Mother’s grave one day, and we’ll be together when it happens. The feelings were so oppressive I could've fainted right here… … But the temperance of an adult mind, never addled by childish glee, reared its head at his next words: “My home still welcomes you. Whether you just feel like it or want a safe rest… nothing will ever change that, Hana.” He clarified more than he must’ve realized. That hadn’t been a compromise, visiting Mother’s grave with me… It was a challenge; droplets that fell from the sword and declared war upon the sea, piercing it with its mountains and dry land. Father thinks we’ll never be there together because I’ll fall apart without him raising a finger first. He would be here to catch me and nurture me back into someone he used to know. It’s not cruel nor evil, this kindness of his, though it is disheartening. Could I have expected any less? He said he hated Mother, stopped loving her long ago. Something I don’t understand drove him into that fit of laughter, free and unburdened, and I can only picture those feelings remaining unchanged. Father’ll never be with Mother. I’ll be buried beside her. A fleeting smile came to me. Maybe when I'm laid to rest next to her by the pond, he'll visit us, and with him so very close, our family will be complete again. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"and with this, we've come to a close with Anohana~! It is a good point to end my epilogue, but there are still a few loose threads to knit together that work better than in the next installment, so I'll be seeing to them in a bit more soon~! blessed not only the names, Anohana is mostly about overcoming and moving on from the death of a dear person. It works far too well~"}
+{"text":"Why is she talking about how beautiful his smile is? That's some Yukari talk if I've ever heard it."}
+{"text":"Yukari would seethe the sag out of her tits if Anon ever thought of another woman in her presence."}
+{"text":"Mion Sonozaki is literally the best girl in Higurashi, what are you even talking about? Did you get psyopped by her landmine of a sister?"}
+{"text":"people like Mion for her quirky personality rather than tragic backstory or whatever anon baffled kek"}
+{"text":"I have Satoko fatigue"}
+{"text":"Fucking love Tomato."}
+{"text":"Don't pay any attention to them. Just your typical scatokofag."}
+{"text":"2025 was brutal if you count the ones that stealth retired, announced they will retire or made up their mind to retire and will announce it in the first few months of 2026."}
+{"text":"it's an \"up to 3 cm\" video A what?"}
+{"text":"Their relationship is taboo so they start like \"you can put in only 3 cm\". It's one of those retarded premises that the Japanese people have a hard turn on for."}
+{"text":"Give it a quick flick through Scenes are pretty shitty Deleted"}
+{"text":"Men are such fickle creatures."}
+{"text":"that's a big girl!"}
+{"text":"Yea those came from dollsn, specifically long curl cappuccino. I wonder if they changed weft supplies at some point as the promo shot makes it look like a single solid colour when sorta two tones mixed."}
+{"text":"For anyone looking for a slightly curvier doll, newcloversinging now has the corvus corax body for preorder."}
+{"text":"Gott DAYMNN It's a nice figure but i don't think i should purchase another doll. I'm in my accessory/furniture maxxing stage She's gorgeous and the wig compliments the faceup perfectly"}
+{"text":"Visual Novel translation status 12RIVEN -the Ψcliminal of integral- - 60% translated CHAOS;HEAD Love Chu Chu! - 100% translated, 93.20% edited, 2026 release expected CHAOS;CHILD Love Chu Chu!! - 100% translated and edited, Script QA in progress and Port at around 90%, 2026 release expected Chusingura 46+1 - 39617/82770 (47.86%) lines translated, Kuranosuke route partial patch released Daiakuji - Peach Mountain scripts translated, roughly 35 (large) scripts left to translate DEATH NOTE: L o Tsugu Mono - 100% translated, image editing also complete Dekinai Watashi ga, Kurikaesu - 95% translated, 34% edited Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate - Being patched Diabolik Lovers Lost Eden - Being patched Dragon Knight 4 - 63% translated, playtesting also ongoing Flyable Heart - Demo released, 5% translated Go-toubun no Hanayome ~Kanojo to Kawasu Itsutsu no Yakusoku~ - 100% translated, 1 route 100% edited Haruka na Sora - 100% translated, TLC and editing work left Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Between."}
+{"text":"I'm fully expecting Rance to get banned on steam."}
+{"text":"I doubt it, Kagura has only had like two games get banned ever and the Steam release without a patch is likely going to be extremely barebones"}
+{"text":"I do wonder how they're so much better at releasing their stuff on steam than everyone else."}
+{"text":"Did you know that 1/8 is Kasen Day?"}
+{"text":"A nice alt to have in the wardrobe"}
+{"text":"It seems to emphasize her chest a little less..."}
+{"text":"WIP"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Boys kissing boys"}
+{"text":"cap'n jazz is overrated"}
+{"text":"This is why Fate is fucking retarded. One moment they describe servants' prowess as litteral DBZ battles with the human eye utterly unable to  see what's happening, the next we have some random japanese salaryman that did a bit of karate in his teens teaching the basics of CQC to Saber with just some reinforcement in his fists. And because of that retardation, 20 years later we still have people arguing about whether Shiki can kill a servant or not. Can Shiki kill a servant? Yes. Can Shiki realisticaly cut the lines of a servant without some major element of surprise on his side? No way."}
+{"text":"The point of all the flowery description about how powerful and super strong servants are is to have contrast when seemingly normal people like Kuzuki, Shirou, Kotomine, etc. go toe-to-toe with them. It's not complicated and you're not supposed to take the power level shit 100% literally to heart."}
+{"text":"Because why not"}
+{"text":"nvm figured it out"}
+{"text":"don't care about this ugly mary sue"}
+{"text":"Dont bully my pudding hair wife"}
+{"text":"She's actually really dumb if you've read the mangas. She follows orders, but doesn't intrinsically understand what's behind those orders and how they relate to the outer world. This is a lack of Te. This, Sakuya is competent at tasks, doesn't mean she's intelligent intellectually."}
+{"text":"Using magic probably changes one's appearance, either subtly or abruptly, if Mokou (and Koakuma?) is something to come by"}
+{"text":"You are now by yourself, standing in a long, dark corridor. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls. There's a maid in front of you. She's wearing a blue and white dress, and has silver hair and red eyes. No I don't, I have blue eyes! Lemme see that sheet... Well, it says I have red but I decided I wanted blue eyes!"}
+{"text":"Prolly super ultra mega cringe but I always wondered how the Manko Meido managed to keep her hair all sharp and flared out like that, so I looked a up a few YT shorts, a TikTok or two, and a short clip and managed to do something similar really fast using a hat, clumsily using my sister's hair products/machines, and ironic curiosity. It's really something and I ended having more fun than I like to admit just laughing at myself in the mirror. Maybe try it /b/ros. Thanks for reading my blog xoxo"}
+{"text":"Prominent"}
+{"text":"Visual Novel translation status 12RIVEN -the Ψcliminal of integral- - 60% translated CHAOS;HEAD Love Chu Chu! - 100% translated, 93.20% edited, 2026 release expected CHAOS;CHILD Love Chu Chu!! - 100% translated and edited, Script QA in progress and Port at around 90%, 2026 release expected Chusingura 46+1 - 39617/82770 (47.86%) lines translated, Kuranosuke route partial patch released Daiakuji - Peach Mountain scripts translated, roughly 35 (large) scripts left to translate DEATH NOTE: L o Tsugu Mono - 100% translated, image editing also complete Dekinai Watashi ga, Kurikaesu - 95% translated, 34% edited Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate - Being patched Diabolik Lovers Lost Eden - Being patched Dragon Knight 4 - 63% translated, playtesting also ongoing Flyable Heart - Demo released, 5% translated Go-toubun no Hanayome ~Kanojo to Kawasu Itsutsu no Yakusoku~ - 100% translated, 1 route 100% edited Haruka na Sora - 100% translated, TLC and editing work left Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice, more hags."}
+{"text":"More and more likely by the day."}
+{"text":"New thread up with the updates for this week."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: This thread is for the discussion of Japanese visual novels read untranslated in Japanese. What are you playing? What are you looking forward to? What have you finished?"}
+{"text":"Kinda want to start my first Mareni but not sure where to start. Any rec?"}
+{"text":"He only has 3 games worth reading. Just pick one of those."}
+{"text":"oh, i wonder why it took me so long to notice this tag. finally some bisexual accomodation"}
+{"text":"Just pick whichever has the most interesting premise to you."}
+{"text":"Women who talk like that honestly deserve harsher."}
+{"text":"opinions on marugoto? is it better for self study than genki?"}
+{"text":"All beginner materials teach the same things. Analyzing which of the 20,000 courses would be theoretically better to learn from is a waste of time."}
+{"text":"出版社 jisho chathp しゅっぱんしゃ my book (matome n3) google translator shubbansa who is in the right?"}
+{"text":"genuinely why the fuck would people VOLUNTARILY learn a language thats not english and japanese?"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"surrounded by bitches"}
+{"text":"I should be home now playing videogames"}
+{"text":"Man I often forget Nana Mizuki and Yumi Hara share the same birthday."}
+{"text":"Hag queen"}
+{"text":"cool hair"}
+{"text":"exited to later get shitfaced on the way home from the gym while listening hakata radio kino"}
+{"text":"would"}
+{"text":"「大人向けシーンの表現も可能なので」 「かおりん（朝永花織）のおっぱい、大きくなってませんか？」"}
+{"text":"Would be nice if this led to another Magicami collab at some point, I need Eliza in the game."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure TSK has taken some influence/inspiration from MGCM. Could just be from having a similar setting with multiverse stuff but it's pretty suspicious with Luxuria. A vampire girl that betrays her side to help the main characters and becomes an ally. Loli with a princess haircut is trying to enjoy all the things the world has to offer. Saves something at the brink of destruction That something becomes an enemy trying to destroy the main characters while accusing the protagonist abandoned them."}
+{"text":"POV: you whipped it out"}
+{"text":"why is yuzumoon consistently pretty on pictures"}
+{"text":"Aimin..."}
+{"text":"Love her"}
+{"text":"Looks like Aimin was tired physically with all the BanG Dream performances so her advice is to treasure the days off."}
+{"text":"what will you do Usually copy whatever formations I can scour from here, Youtube, or the Discord. If I don't have any that fit, I try the same shit with notepad and Lossy's Journal but usually end up settling for whatever gets me through Hard mode and calling it a day. The actual meat of the game isn't fun enough to justify the hours of planning and trial and error."}
+{"text":"10 Players: Superior Incense Burner x50 50 Players: Coins x100,000 80 Players: Fortune Dust x30 100 Players: Jumbo Paper Doll x1 120 Players: Blank Mirror of Rebirth x100 150 Players: Epic Story Card Ritual Tickets x10 200 Players: Epic Paper Doll x1 There are currently 93 players over the 150m mark. We might get the jumbo doll but that's probably it for the rewards."}
+{"text":"do EB not when you need turbo autism to do that dogshit game mode"}
+{"text":"I dont understand Spring Koishi's skill, does it increase my damage when I USE barriers or when I have them stockpiled?"}
+{"text":"I'm not totally anti AI slop but I'm also not into the swimsuit fetish. If they did it with elegant yet skimpy dresses and sexy high heels my opinion would be different. They're totally regulating this stuff soon tho. Enjoy it while it lasts."}
+{"text":"i love sayachi"}
+{"text":"I don't follow kpop, but was it obligatory to dress like whore when coming to Blackpink concert?"}
+{"text":"dress like whore She dressed like a young beautiful woman in her mid-20s, she looks pretty, stylish and hot. She's not a fucking nun. I think you were born in the wrong century and/or are obsessed with \"whores\", you fucking prude."}
+{"text":"Unless you want the fate of a CHINESE GIRL, Akyuu demands that you write!"}
+{"text":"Ohohohoho! Good Choice!"}
+{"text":"If you are Satorin then I am Koishi!"}
+{"text":"Moriya Suwako, semi-twinning with slow memory replacement and Hunger. I want to have invasive audio-visual hallucinations of the Jomon era while grudgingly swallowing the pulp of a stray traveler. Then come to and wonder why I can't remember what my childhood home looked like."}
+{"text":"Horror Suwako has a very particular appeal, doesn't she? Between you and Rumianon, blond girls are about to become the number 1 cause of death for lost hikers it sounds like"}
+{"text":"Rumianon is already doing what Rumia was doing, just at a larger scale. The introduction of a Horror Suwakoanon increases the amount of death. I could see the two teaming up somewhat, meta knowledge helps, though Suwakoanon is going to lose (some of) it, and if Rumianon remembers things, well, it depends on what kind of transformation it is."}
+{"text":"This girl should suck my penis"}
+{"text":"Nah Onefive is slutty enough already, no need to overdo it Gotta keep it classy for mainstream audiences and future sponsors"}
+{"text":"remember when juna and yume decided to do gravure together"}
+{"text":"Time approaches /jp/ and another season of football awaits us despite the complicated times we are living as a board. We are working hard to get the team together, but we still anons' help to come up with a couple of players the team needs to start the year with some fresh faces. I'll explain more in the following post."}
+{"text":"dont underestimate CBs anon, they often are silent heroes because of their quiet nature but it is very satisfying to see them making the opposite strikers' choke. /jp/ has notable CBs like TTKZ which he is often recognized for his important interceptions. Not for nothing he got to play fairly often during our last cup"}
+{"text":"but fairies are small, a centre back cant be tiny teeny teney."}
+{"text":"There's literally rat-sized rats playing in other teams. She'll manage just fine."}
+{"text":"All I know is that MGT agreed to make her their rep but we have been considering retiring her after we have been giving notice that MGT is getting sabotaged"}
+{"text":"might as well keep the thread around since we playing this saturday"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know a more literal lore of Kaneto Juusei's songs?"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Man, I have not kept up with VK since the mid 2010's. How's the scene looking these days?"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"He got an F."}
+{"text":"Eaten by the yakuza"}
+{"text":"Can anyone tell me how this isn't sexual?! Why japanese kids love doing this shit others?"}
+{"text":"Ninjas did it. It was a kenpo technique."}
+{"text":"return to your general"}
+{"text":"This. OP never watched Naruto in her childhood"}
+{"text":"It ruined mine"}
+{"text":"I miss /jp/drawthreads What happened to them?"}
+{"text":"Ecelebs and Drama?? For a drawthread??"}
+{"text":"Yep, see last thread"}
+{"text":"Like old /jp/, it died."}
+{"text":"Do you have any requests?"}
+{"text":"They never drew my requests :("}
+{"text":"unfortunate body type"}
+{"text":"He'd be fine if he trained obliques/transverse movement hard and filled out to fridgemode, but with a strong back too."}
+{"text":"AI?"}
+{"text":"shizuha and minoriko aki are underappreciated. can't believe they live close to marisa and alice too. i love them"}
+{"text":"is that you anon. id play it if i werent currently playing mystia's izakaya"}
+{"text":"wtf it just might be... Why am I the only one playing it?"}
+{"text":"They’re so pretty"}
+{"text":"Yes it’s great"}
+{"text":"what did she see?"}
+{"text":"My small pp"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a link to the song made out of Akebono's voicelines that started with \"Kono Kuso teitoku, na nan dayo!?\""}
+{"text":"Does there exist any fanart of Zuikaku loading her Valentine's chocolates on her bombers before using them to attack the admiral because she's too tsundere to give them to him directly?"}
+{"text":"horee shet"}
+{"text":"post aesthetic shopping malls in japan"}
+{"text":"Post Touhous of an above-average size What Touhous do you think would have a higher BMI than normal Would you love a Touhou even if she was a fatty"}
+{"text":"Gonna kiss those cute feet and bum"}
+{"text":"I feel like Yuugi would be pretty hot with a bit of chub"}
+{"text":"Beer belly Yuugi"}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"Yukari has been neglecting this fox Needs calorie correction"}
+{"text":"What happened? The janny autosaged us?"}
+{"text":"Threads older than 14 days get autosaged now. Blame that one /jp/ spammer."}
+{"text":"what's a 2hu?"}
+{"text":"A miserable pile of silly headwear. But enough of these spam threads, have at you!"}
+{"text":"Post cool katanas and other Japanese swords that you've collected and/or have an interest in"}
+{"text":"hololive"}
+{"text":"Retarded chinks that's not the actual thread it's a throwaway thread the usual baker didn't even make the thread lmao also I was there in that thread"}
+{"text":"thank you for this image of pekora and mel's prison i was looking for this w"}
+{"text":"Yeah, we can see your posts begging for people to watch your EN indie whores Dumbfuck"}
+{"text":"You fucking wish I watch enwhores or other undesirables, lmao never chink now stop begging and posting offtopic shit here"}
+{"text":"Why are there EN indies on holotower.org?"}
+{"text":"Less dreamy when you realize the school is possibly closed or the only one open in a hundred kilometer radios with every other one closed. The population is an average age of 60-70 and declining fast. The town also most likely leaches taxes from other places to keep clean and working infrastructure, for almost nobody to use."}
+{"text":"Na, that place is looking pretty well off with most things in good repair and plenty of modern houses."}
+{"text":"She looks the angriest of anyone in the picture at least!"}
+{"text":"Natsumi is staring a paid blog on Note to cover the expenses of whatever project she is working on."}
+{"text":"Hettsu always has the best expressions lol, just look at her"}
+{"text":"Chika’s thighs are always nice to see"}
+{"text":"Satorin is loong XD"}
+{"text":"Heheh, you know what else is long? (≖⩊≖) The depression I've been experiencing for years"}
+{"text":"HOLY FUCK SATORIN HAS TWO THREADS!!"}
+{"text":"This is inhuman"}
+{"text":"You know what isn't long? Her arms"}
+{"text":"They're so short she can't even reach her own snatch. No wonder she's looking for a nice human man to satisfy her urges."}
+{"text":"Who NEET here? Mom keeps asking when I'm going to try and find a boyfriend and I'm running out of excuses"}
+{"text":"NEETbux are pitiful, I want my leg hair lasered off and want some new dresses already"}
+{"text":"Tell her you have boyfriends on the internet"}
+{"text":"Why do troons never want to be the cool women?"}
+{"text":"Your mom wants you to be gay or what."}
+{"text":"Impossibru. Fujoshis would never have children, they just like to watch."}
+{"text":"What's the best thing about Japan?"}
+{"text":"zooming into the pixels of bottom right's pantsu"}
+{"text":"Actually, believe it or not, Japanese girls rank Filipino men ABOVE Korean men despite Kpop being popular in Japan."}
+{"text":"when I was in ikebukuro this past september I was lining up at a mcdonalds and some drunk japanese guy randomly started shit talking me, accusing me of trying to take japanese girls and that I should go after my own women. I just wanted a mc chicken..."}
+{"text":"I wonder if he would have still gotten made if you told him that you didn't want their cheating ass women anyways."}
+{"text":"How much stock do you believe girls put into any one part of a man"}
+{"text":"I think she's the best blue-hu. Post this goddess."}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama..."}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama!"}
+{"text":"Something good!"}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama"}
+{"text":"Keiki-sama?"}
+{"text":"how the FUCK does ado not have a radio show/stream called adovice"}
+{"text":"What would you ask her?"}
+{"text":"結婚してください"}
+{"text":"Why did he steal her omelet?"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Undergoing Shirouification"}
+{"text":"for me, its 2016, she looks the most motherly and I bet she gives the best paizuris"}
+{"text":"What kind of meal would you cook for Ran? What kind of treat would you bake for her? Show her your skills in the kitchen!"}
+{"text":"What I like to do is to but chopped up chicken skin into a pan, render out the fat, and save it for cooking green beans as a side dish later. This also works well with chopped up mushrooms. Besides that I've cooked some good breads/pies in my time. I especially prefer pecan pie with a side of hard alcohol."}
+{"text":"I love cooking and Ran-shama is literally my wife, so I would absolutely love cooking for her. Most of what I cook is heavily Mediterranean (olive oil, coriander, butter, garlic, etc aside from pasta), so I'd be happy to have her taste my best dishes and to have her delight me with hers. Then learn how to cook each other's favorite dishes. Then have bed-breaking, child-making sex but that's besides the point"}
+{"text":"Disgraceful! When they accidentally released honse fumos with 4 ears they apologized and recalled them."}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything, so ill go with \"child\" or \"my child\". I've been playing Undertale again and Toriel is basically Ran. Funny too since Ran officially had a goat companion, Yuuma. Maybe her and Toriel are both friends who share recipes. She should be cooking for me. Purely because of the difference in skill and experience. Me cooking for her is like a toddler making a shitty sculpture for a master sculptor. What I'd cook? Best I can do is either good quality noodles with a bunch of stuff added (meat, veggies, spices) or maybe spaghetti made with wine. Best i ever made, that one time. Don't disrespect Ran fumo. Her human ears are as adorable as her fox ones."}
+{"text":"You know the drill, folks. What's she trying to say?"}
+{"text":"Japanese Christianity not real Japanese, just like \"japanese buddhism\""}
+{"text":"Like most things that aren't Japanese, the Japanese take it and make it theirs whether it be Zen Buddhism or Japanese Christianity.  Why do you think angels are so prominent in their works of fantasy?"}
+{"text":"not because of japanese christianity but westabooism"}
+{"text":"Have you seen a Japanese Pizza or a Japanese \"American Hamburger\"?  They generally take what they like, if anything, and just adapt it to their culture, it's what they are good at."}
+{"text":"Nice clip"}
+{"text":"Looks like Temako found the clip"}
+{"text":"I know 20 isn’t there but just say who it is on the thread"}
+{"text":"Forbidden Wonders Anon..."}
+{"text":"Shit. Not bothering fixin that."}
+{"text":"who the FUCK likes Nemuno?"}
+{"text":"ME!"}
+{"text":"Something like this"}
+{"text":"Yorumin thread"}
+{"text":"ARS IS FAT"}
+{"text":"You can tell she's thinking about dicks"}
+{"text":"Yorumin is only thinking about games"}
+{"text":"yorumin min min"}
+{"text":"A most dangerous predator A single little nip and her venom will leave you helpless and at her mercy"}
+{"text":"Yes, after the humans she kills! May the gods know why she let some escape"}
+{"text":"Oh! What is it?"}
+{"text":"!"}
+{"text":"who better to put a ring on than the deadly infectious disease spider?"}
+{"text":"who better to put a ring on than the deadly infectious disease spider? Nobody. Spiders are a massive ally of humanity for controlling the pest population and are some of the most gentle creatures around. You could pick up a wolf spider, pet it, and the thing still probably wouldn't bite you. Meanwhile infectious diseases, while seemingly a blight, helped us to gain insight that are helping us to unlock the secrets of life itself and may even cure cancer! And on top of all that, they're proficient in construction and creating beautiful webs? As a human, I have nothing but love for this kind of creature. Probably in my top five animals."}
+{"text":"Sakura Aoi, Fuuka Rin, Tsukiguma Nowa, and Yumeno Neru thread. AHOGE LOVE, VTUBERCULOSIS HATE, I MISS RIN Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I continue to miss Rin"}
+{"text":"I'm like 7 eps into this. Surprisingly kino"}
+{"text":"i read this shit \"in its time\", along with the fics it's supposed to be \"refuting\", and it was bad then, too"}
+{"text":"Must admit, been really enjoying this conversation. Especially compared to the usual fare on /jp/. With that said though, this thread is probably going to die soon. So,  I honestly wouldn't mind continuing it."}
+{"text":"her ability is to purify things and the Lunarians like cleansing things of kegare but simplified No clue about the jojoref but I still have to sort what those two things exactly are, since kegare seems to be change. GoM or GoU True, in those cases it's easier, but seeing fan interpreting something depending on name and little else is also fun. But yeah, some comments on spellcards really make them less firework-like and more supernatural beings doing wild stuff. Which is easier for everything that isn't a bullet hell game. actually would Mugen be better translated as daydream and Yume as night dream? Well, I'm pretty bad with Japanese... But Mugen could be \"dreamy illusion\" if where trying quite literally. Seems to be related with ephemeral stuff and illusions harder to distinguish from reality... Fantasy, Phantasmagoria, Reverie are other words that appear... A page defining the term listed Alice in Wonderland and Spirited Away as media having \"Mugen\" as a theme... And yume translates pretty well into dream, having also the meaning of \"having a dream\" (like Giorno likes to say) And just in case: the Gen kanji(幻) of Gengetsu is the same as the one in Gensokyo I will say though this is huge news to me that the SoEW stage 3 is infact the Getsu twins' world and it having the translation of World of Empty Dreams actually I think that's a final piece to a new schizo puzzle I'm cooking up right now Well, glad I could help, but since it's not explicitly stated you'll some find people opposing this idea. I also didn't really think of the ship in UFO going through Genmukai but it fits quite well. It's always nice to see people joining the disjointed Touhou canon bits. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, trully unique, when ZUN goes deeper into characters... I guess we might have already talked in an Eiki thread some time ago. But yeah I doubt we'll get to another game like that, maybe in 40 years if ZUN's still around, or maybe we'll be lucky and he explores a similar concept sooner. It's probably that. Even the author feels like an unreliable narrator. Yeah, non-porn stuff seems to be getting as close to self-indulgence as they can while not getting into porn to have a bigger mainstream reach. I guess the mechanism of addiction machines have been perfected over time. \"the game is only as degenerate as you are\" Yeah, sounds like a dangerous rabbit hole to hop in... Yeah, arguing with people in the context of eraTW is probably a fools errant since they probably developed their own subculture and their own shared accepted undeniable headcanons for them. If worse comes to worst and all the niche nice fellows and big-league doujin lads die out or commission money dries up Hopefully it doesn't reach that point. Yuukafags don't strike me as ones dying out soon... They seem pretty determined usually. There's a council in my head that argues over every problem from every position. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you had to pick a friendly mascot for Gensokyo, would it be Flandre?"}
+{"text":"Sure. Fuck it. Why not?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"would it be Flandre? No, it would probably be like, Aunn or something"}
+{"text":"every answer other than reimu is wrong"}
+{"text":"Reimu is grumpy"}
+{"text":"Anyone else reading some light novels rn? Currently on pic related and it's dumb but fun as fuck. Please give recs for similar LNs if you have any."}
+{"text":"The author tends to alternate between the main series and spinoff. Looks like he's been working on the spinoff recently."}
+{"text":"Anyone read スペースオーク 蛮族の戦士は夜明けの天を翔け女王を狙う? Any good? I like the illustrator."}
+{"text":"Can you even rip Kindle Ebooks and DRM strip anymore? I tried it a few months back and none of the methods worked."}
+{"text":"Galactic Empire (the webnovel version, up to volume 260)"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the final volume to KimiZero? The downloads I found don't have it, and the Chinese haven't translated it either."}
+{"text":"chinky eyed Yossie >>>"}
+{"text":"Makino Maria standing tall"}
+{"text":"So imponent"}
+{"text":"takahashi no obaa-san"}
+{"text":"Makino Maria down the path"}
+{"text":"Maria Makino's exposed calf"}
+{"text":"Good for her getting to officially collab with them. It’s been a goal for her since year 1."}
+{"text":"Anyone?"}
+{"text":"エロい and スケベ are not on the same level as bitch or slut that would be like if someone called her 下品 or 痴女"}
+{"text":"Have Lamy or Marine bantered with her in that regard? Who's her biggest friend atm?"}
+{"text":"no, calling someone lewd is one thing, calling someone a slut is crossing the line"}
+{"text":"Have you realized that while (actually) playing all of the games, reading the print works, and whatever you do. Don't you just feel like the old era of this franchise was better? HRtP up to EoSD, to be exact. And yes, that includes the most meme'd game ever."}
+{"text":"More spam"}
+{"text":"what's actually happening on this board? all these junk/duplicated threads. bots? genuine schizos? this place is a fucking wasteland."}
+{"text":"Vtumors killing threads in order to snipe the OP image of their general"}
+{"text":"Time marches on and there will come a day when someone thinks back just as fondly on the current era too."}
+{"text":"if only there was a board meant for vtubers where they'd be free to dedicate an entire thread to their favorite e-girl..."}
+{"text":"You'll be making many donations to her shrine this year, right Anon?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"donating this reimu to the shrine"}
+{"text":"i love this sexy stuck up lazy shrine maiden like you wouldn't believe dawg"}
+{"text":"I will donate my firstborn to the Hakurei bloodline"}
+{"text":"But let's keep going and see what happens prev: Just play something, I'm creatively bankrupt."}
+{"text":"50588614 The amount of money and time needed to do something like unlock every sdvx song is absurd. Why even frequent arcades at that point? Because it's there, man."}
+{"text":"I just paid 200 bucks for an FP7 IIDX con I have only used it twice since August cause I am retarded do you guys have templates to custom the buttons and stuff like that Suisei con I saw on mercari?"}
+{"text":"Play Qwilight and download UE pack"}
+{"text":"China thread"}
+{"text":"This is just a regular thread to a guy like me. Just a glimpse at how Chinese I've become..."}
+{"text":"how does she smell?"}
+{"text":"Looks korean for me"}
+{"text":"Every cow needs a bull, anon. So... are (You) ready to become her one and only bull and give her lots and lots of calves? inb4 cuck shit This is not a cuck post."}
+{"text":"She's a little too small for my tastes."}
+{"text":"How is MGC doing these days, or was it tossed?"}
+{"text":"Mayor Babayaga abandoned the city, and now the city is derelict. Just another reason why shoggs are better than kikis"}
+{"text":"She's here to help you!"}
+{"text":"I dont usually browse here but I didnt think it would hurt to ask. Im trying to learn Japanese and so far Im almost done learning Hiragana. The resource Im using is telling me that after I learn Hiragana to start learning Kanji because that will make me more competent at Japanese in general and not really to bother with Katakana. Does this seem correct to anyone? I was thinking once I finished Hiragana to buy a Japanese childrens book or manga and see if Ive synthesized the information. Any suggestions or corrections? Pic not entirely related."}
+{"text":"The quality of threads and discussion on /jp/ is very important lol, lmao"}
+{"text":"Read more children's mangas"}
+{"text":"Important note, don't try to memorise individual kanji, or worse radicals, learn words"}
+{"text":"草"}
+{"text":"What about 南? You telling me he never going to need to know the まなみ prinunciation?"}
+{"text":"I’m trying to remember a song that was very popular in the 00s; a bit of a meme song. It was EDM/hip hop with a shouty chorus. The video was animated in that Gainax style and featured Gyaruo looking Vegeta dudes, I think they song was a parody of gyaru culture. It’s driving me crazy"}
+{"text":"Not OP but I put in his description and it thought it was either Yaranaika or Caramelldansen."}
+{"text":"That's sweet, we should kiss!"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this?"}
+{"text":"my sides"}
+{"text":"I was promised gyaru gf 15 years ago"}
+{"text":"This thread is for the discussion of Nogizaka46, Hinatazaka46, Sakurazaka46, BokuAo, Yoshimotozaka46 (on hiatus), and topics relating to them and their members. News (01/20) Matsuda Rina's 1st Photobook (01/23-5,29-1) Yangihori Karen stars in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Musical @ COOL JAPAN PARK OSAKA TT Hall (01/24) FUKUOKA MUSIC FES. 2026 (Sakurazaka46) (01/25) LAWSON 50th Anniversary presents Special LIVE Hinatazaka46 / Sakurazaka46 (01/28) Hinatazaka46 16th Single \"Cliffhanger\", Ono Manami Center (01/29) Konoka Matsuda graduation concert @ TOYOTA ARENA TOKYO (01/30) SAKURAZAKA46 SPORTS FESTIVAL supported by AEON CARD (01/2026) Inoue Nagi stars in TV Taiga drama, \"Toyotomi Kyoudai\" (01/2026) Okamoto Hina cast member in Stage play, \"Birth of Kitaro: The Mystery of GeGeGe\" (02/03) Umezawa Minami 2nd Photobook (02/17-18) Hinata Hiragana 16th Single Live @ TOYOTA ARENA TOKYO (02/27) Kanazawa Ami 1st Photobook Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Shaddap, bokuao menhera"}
+{"text":"Just busted the fattest nut to a girl's waki this place caused me irreversible damage"}
+{"text":"I have evolved and now only fap to idol feet"}
+{"text":"To which pic?"}
+{"text":"it was a vid on redgifs"}
+{"text":"The Satorin"}
+{"text":"At Chirei was such a cute doujin, I'm going to read it again"}
+{"text":"Link onegaishimasu"}
+{"text":"Arigathanks"}
+{"text":"Legendary game."}
+{"text":"tourists are bad fags when real otaku show up"}
+{"text":"It's a big deal"}
+{"text":"I trust otaku to do the right thing."}
+{"text":"I kneel to their autism"}
+{"text":"makima's va is doing her part to slow japan's population decline where can i buy some makima merch?"}
+{"text":"at any of your local mall's stores with overpriced shit for zoomers"}
+{"text":"Nogizaka46 - Info & Discussion Thread (01/2026) Okamoto Hina cast member in Stage play, \"Birth of Kitaro: The Mystery of GeGeGe\" (01/14) 5th Album (My respect) (01/17-18) Nogizaka Start Tanjou Six Live! at Ariake Arena (01/2026) Inoue Nagi staring in TV Taiga drama, \"Toyotomi Kyoudai\" (02/2026) Kubo Shiori cast member in Movie, \"Hodonaku, Owakare desu\" (02/20-21) Coupling Collection 2022-2025 at Ariake Arena (02/22-23) 5th Album Memorial Live at Ariake Arena (02-03/2026) Okuda Iroha cast member in Musical, \"Lady Bess\" (02/03/2026) Umezawa Minami 2nd Photobook release (04/2026) CENTRAL MUSIC & ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL 2026 Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"he has been promoted in sony"}
+{"text":"omedetou whos in charge of us now?"}
+{"text":"ohh that guy at least he's an OG and not some random suit hoping for the best"}
+{"text":"Let's get a koakuma thread going. Most underrated sdm member"}
+{"text":"TOMES Anon, not toes"}
+{"text":"breathe in"}
+{"text":"Why is she holding a guitar pick in her mouth?"}
+{"text":"lmao wonder why the last one got deleted"}
+{"text":"lost to Yumemi"}
+{"text":"Usually asymmetrical designs drive me crazy, but Elis's cuteness overrides that for me, so the star on one cheek doesn't bother me as much. Plus the giant bat-like wings are sick as fuck."}
+{"text":"Neat, I didn't know Death the Kid posted on /jp/"}
+{"text":"Story of my life."}
+{"text":"At least there's nobody better to be second-best to, right?"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about this fucking rabbit"}
+{"text":"Is it true all you need to do is ask her?"}
+{"text":"Is it true you can just push her down and she won't fight back"}
+{"text":"Me when I'm waiting more than 5 minutes for my check up"}
+{"text":"She was my sexual awakening"}
+{"text":"Village shota-kun..."}
+{"text":"touhou reimagined"}
+{"text":"You're literally copying an existing post ITT At least do like yutube bots and add porn to your post"}
+{"text":"Did everyone forget this redesign?"}
+{"text":"This /jp/ classic is wasted in this ragebait thread."}
+{"text":"I wonder what this fella is up to now, I remember looking him up again a few months ago and he pretty much disappeared since 2021"}
+{"text":"2021 His last tweet was in 2023, not 2021 but nothing after. So probably dead or in prison."}
+{"text":"Post the feet of your favorite 2hu girl"}
+{"text":"mods hate feet"}
+{"text":"Well for once he isn't a faggot."}
+{"text":"OH COME ON MOMIJI I JUST CLEANED THE FLOOR WHY DO YOU GO AND DO THIS?!!!"}
+{"text":"she mark her territory"}
+{"text":"New Awoo thread for our Awoos! 2025 sucked, so let's hope 2026 is better."}
+{"text":"Godspeed for finding these anon."}
+{"text":"they will autosage it suck my dick mods"}
+{"text":"Based.  Long live the awoo!"}
+{"text":"What does /jp/ think of Ichirin?"}
+{"text":"A kind hearted cutie, a pity that the Myouren temple is filled to the brim with cutthroats, and that her charm was drastically overshadowed because of being paired with none other but goddamn Futo of all 2hus in TH 15.5"}
+{"text":"A really cute hitbox!"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"すくく"}
+{"text":"Where there's Sukus there are other plush"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, two cakes!"}
+{"text":"In the face of unfairness and adversity, be like the amanojaku: stick out your tongue, raise your middle finger, and scream \"FUCK YOU!\""}
+{"text":"look at this nefarious creature what dastardly schemes lie behind those sinister eyes?"}
+{"text":"Probably trolling on some boards. Anyways Anons what boards do you think Seija would frequent?"}
+{"text":"she's actually silly and nice"}
+{"text":"10/10 Would overthrow the sages and the shrine maiden alongside her."}
+{"text":"My revolutionary wife can't be this cute!"}
+{"text":"What's the best type of Touhou game plot? an immediate threat is noticed before the game even starts that the protagonists are going to put down nothing big is going on, but a weird feeling sends the protagonists to investigate it something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it protagonists just wander in for the sake of it, and find out something bigger is going on protagonists wander in for the sake of it, think something big might be going on, but actually nothing is happening"}
+{"text":"What's the best type of Touhou game plot? Not sure."}
+{"text":"danmakus don't need any lore"}
+{"text":"I like SA the best Okuu threatening the destruction of all of Gensokyo is peak Unknown, outside threats are cool I really like PoDD too. An outside, technological spaceship invades Gensokyo and makes everyone have a battle royal. Also Yumemi just straight threatens to kill Reimu/whoever you are playing as. I like when there feels like a sense of actual danger/urgency. Mixed with the typical silly Touhou sarcasm and shenanigans. The \"religion wars\" are the worst, IMHO So MoF and TD suck"}
+{"text":"something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it This one. There's a reason why IN is the best game."}
+{"text":"an immediate threat is noticed before the game even starts that the protagonists are going to put down SWR especially Yuyuko's story, LoLK nothing big is going on, but a weird feeling sends the protagonists to investigate it MoF, SA, UM something weird is happening, and it's why the protagonists start investigating it Most PC-98 (HRtP, SoEW, LLS, MS) all Windows 1st gen (EoSD, IaMP, PCB, IN, PoFV), SWR everybody else, DDC, ULiL, AoCF, HSiFS, FW protagonists just wander in for the sake of it, and find out something bigger is going on PoDD, UFO, TD, HM, WBaWC (see below), Gouyoku Ibun protagonists wander in for the sake of it, think something big might be going on, but actually nothing is happening Soku, WBaWC (here in the sense that the protagonists instigated the incident themselves otherwise everything was stable) I think the specific phrasing of the first type makes it very hard to pinpoint, like \"Clear and present danger\". I wanted to put SA there like the anon below said, but from the protagonists' perspective nothing is happening. However in the prologue Patchy and Yukari are the only ones who noticed a threat, and \"technically\" they aren't protagonists. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I listened to a lot of musical phenomenons but for some reason the one that I feel it has the weirdest energy still remains Touhou. It feels strangely magnetic to me, despite not even being in my favorites."}
+{"text":"slide thread featuring thumbnail pulled from archive"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year /jp/! The anon that previously did the survey for the past few years is unable to continue so I tried my best to continue this short tradition. I took more time than expected to compile the results so I will be dumping them in this thread. For anyone new: This is a yearly survey based on the Popularity Poll. This year's survey is currently finished, but look out for next years! maybe Feel free to discuss about the results, how you wish to complete your Touhou New Years Resolution, or just celebrate the New Year with our fellow /jp/ frens"}
+{"text":"You can do both Also I haven't been to Reitaisai but I hear it's mainly just vendors and lines so I'm not sure if it's fair to say it's outright preferable"}
+{"text":"You can also play the 98hu games on actual PC98 machine."}
+{"text":"IMO events are best when there's a healthy mix of grassroots participation and pre-programmed stuff to do. What they have matters to an extent, but there's a reason people are more kindly receptive to MAGFest than Anime Expo."}
+{"text":"there are several anons saying they don't want any AI in the next game"}
+{"text":"Doujin collab How should it work? 4koma around a central theme? Panel-by-panel?"}
+{"text":"Murasa but much, much cuter"}
+{"text":"MUK has too many weird fetishes but there are several people who do similar art to Murata and they probably all know each other"}
+{"text":"this one isn't a dupe, it used a reply as the op comment."}
+{"text":"Does such a distinction matter? It's a copy+paste thread made to churn the catalog either way. I doubt OP actually cares about the thread."}
+{"text":"More spam"}
+{"text":"I doubt OP actually cares about the thread. Then just make and bump your own threads and push it down. That's how 4chan works. What's the point of pointing out it's a dupe thread? To give the absent OP attention? To give him more posts to bot spam when he makes the thread again? You think someone will read your post and care, what?"}
+{"text":"I see nothing wrong with letting people know a thread was not made in good faith. If people genuinely still want the thread, they'll disregard the post and carry on. See the Koakuma thread."}
+{"text":"Which game has the most realistic depiction of danmaku?"}
+{"text":"In 3D ? Probably Armored Core 6."}
+{"text":"realistic danmaku ???"}
+{"text":"space invaders"}
+{"text":"Yes?"}
+{"text":"you die in space invaders though. danmaku is explicitly meant to be nonlethal, but you also die in touhou. ZUN?"}
+{"text":"Do you guys like Japanese tea? I once got gifted some sencha and it was one of the best things I've ever drank, but when I've bought it locally it never even comes close."}
+{"text":"I'll have a Double Triple Darjeeling deluxe on a raft. 2nd flush. Brewed. Strong. No ice."}
+{"text":"Duplicate thread btw."}
+{"text":"Seen the same OP and pic a few months back, at the oldest."}
+{"text":"Why do you like touhou project?"}
+{"text":"removing touhou's hat You wouldn't do something so cruel, would you?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes (not all the time) bullyin a 'hu can be fun."}
+{"text":"Reed to the balls."}
+{"text":"The characters make my pee pee hard"}
+{"text":"I love older woman peepee"}
+{"text":"la matsumoto* version"}
+{"text":"kitty sara milk"}
+{"text":"lala"}
+{"text":"Gorilla!!!!"}
+{"text":"Hello there again"}
+{"text":"Vtumor is spamming the catalog again with dupe threads"}
+{"text":"Is Miku tolerated here?"}
+{"text":"I want her to worship my balls"}
+{"text":"Miku is infinitely better than any vtumor thread so yes."}
+{"text":"This is your idol?"}
+{"text":"Miku is better than vtumors, 2D > 3D"}
+{"text":"The Official Touhou Holo, Houshou Marine"}
+{"text":"2hu?"}
+{"text":"Ahoy!"}
+{"text":"Ahoy!"}
+{"text":"Is she horny?"}
+{"text":"Here is Ozoi. another Nijiura maid and one of the more popular ones along Yakui. Her name means terror, she is in general a creepy shapeshifter, though she isn't necessarily hostile, may be human (?)"}
+{"text":"I came back from work, I don't even greet Ozoi-san whose presence feels like a carnivorous animal aiming for it's prey, I rowdly sit down in front of the tea table. I couldn't calm down my annoyance so with the hand movements I'm so used to I lit up a cigarette. There is a defined rule for those addicted to narcotics. When our emotional state become unsettled as if it was a line graph forming the shape of Tsurugi Mountain we start strongly desiring smokes as harmful as ones that come up from a bombed field. When I sucked in a lungful of the toxic smoke, a withered arm went by in front of my eyes. Ozoi-san snatched the cigarette from my hands and gripped it putting it off. With her bare hands. \"........\" She didn't flinch even a little a bit. When opening her hand the crumpled cigarette fell on the ground. Poor Seven Stars. She turned to me who was still dumbfounded. In a rare act for her, she had a serious expression and lightly scolded me. \"You can't smoke. Ultra bad\" \"Uh, uh-hu, sorry\" Because of Ozoi-san's actions that makes it feel like she has no nerves going through her hands, I managed to calm down a little bit. Until before, she never found any faults to my lifestyle no matter how unhealthy it was but, after officially becoming my maid, she started caring for my health. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Monsters of the rivers, monsters of the mountains, where do evil spirits tend to gather I wonder. According to old books, in bathrooms, in baths, in the woods and in graveyards. It doesn't seem to be uniform. Each one of them seemed to have their own place they like to appear on. However, in modern society it can be said things are changing. I stare at the television that's turned off, I'm having a fun conversation with the girl reflected in it. To a bystander I am doing something that would get me sent to a mental hospital. Behind me there is nobody. The girl exists solely within the surface of the television. When I went to watch a movie on a whim a while ago, I was taken aback by the special appearance of the girl on the screen. When I was washing my head on the bath I thought my heart would stop when I saw her upside down reflection. Whenever something like that happens I start considerably doubting she's human. Do things that can reflect other things excel in reflecting spirits I wonder. A few days later. After returning from work, when casually taking a look at the bathroom mirror, she was being reflected there. I turned back but the girl who was supposed to be there wasn't there. It's the same as always. Usually she's reflected rather small, is it the relation between the reflection of the real image and the virtual image? Sometimes she's also reflected upside down. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It seems there was someone else in it besides me"}
+{"text":"A thread for touhou ass"}
+{"text":"Also i forgot to say but scat fags and fart fags get the fuck out of the thread you disgusting cunts"}
+{"text":"There was literally no need to try and summon them like that, tsundere Anon"}
+{"text":"asshu"}
+{"text":"she's just like me...except for the umbrella part"}
+{"text":"thats why she deserves everything good in truesokyo"}
+{"text":"Big boob Kogasa is cursed."}
+{"text":"fuck, i want to kiss kogasa on the cheek"}
+{"text":"maybe if she had big boobs anon won't abandon her and will keep her around forever"}
+{"text":"Do you like Hina jp"}
+{"text":"Infinitely better than vtumor threads."}
+{"text":"I love her!"}
+{"text":"She should be friends with Shion"}
+{"text":"yeah shes pretty"}
+{"text":"Post the 2hus in cute maid outfits"}
+{"text":"Its time to have Koishi thread!"}
+{"text":"scary....."}
+{"text":"Pretty"}
+{"text":"How Horrifying."}
+{"text":"Her sister is better"}
+{"text":"I like this artist"}
+{"text":"Name of the artist?"}
+{"text":"Not \"Retry\" level polished Also lack of lust inducing or violence for cattle appeal"}
+{"text":"More like the song you find a year or two back in an artists channel after they make a hit"}
+{"text":"Banger"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on the stage 3 bosses of touhou?"}
+{"text":"Go on bro, tell us your thoughts."}
+{"text":"I want to fuck Kogasa!"}
+{"text":"I want to save Kogasa"}
+{"text":"kogasa feet"}
+{"text":"They suck"}
+{"text":"Tenshi is a good girl"}
+{"text":"unheeeeeeeee"}
+{"text":"Don't abuse tenshi"}
+{"text":"Tenshi is a good girl I AGREE"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Are VNs still popular in Japan?"}
+{"text":"Both Hira Hira and black sheep town is dog shit, try musicus it's decent at least"}
+{"text":"Anyone else try Nitroplus yaoi VNs? I've been reading DRAMAtical Murder and it just reminds me of Steins;Gate"}
+{"text":"Not that I can think of."}
+{"text":"Slow Damage is the best one"}
+{"text":"he doesn't know"}
+{"text":"Stop lusting after evil Youkai! A real man knows that what's best in life is coming home to a loving human wife!"}
+{"text":"That much is true..."}
+{"text":"There's also beautiful human woman outside the village!"}
+{"text":"That's Tokiko"}
+{"text":"People here are nuts, that's clearly the girl who works at the bookshop. Human woman wearing roses emits massive female appeal!"}
+{"text":"True that"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have recommendations(books, videos, websites) on the subject of Japanese Religions and their history? I'm doing some Touhou writing and I'd like to better understand some of the subjects ZUN pulled from. I plan on reading some of the principle material, like the Buddhist canons, but I've done enough Bible study to know that interpretation without the proper context can lead to mis-interpretations, so I want to find material to accompany the source. Also, any schizoid material on the proper use of magic that isn't easily found would be great as well."}
+{"text":"Touhou is already a religion"}
+{"text":"Okina canonically having a complex about her hair unironically makes her the more interesting Yukari-type character already. Makes her more humane compared to Yukari who's just a boring perfect mary sue."}
+{"text":"They're in the other thread lol"}
+{"text":"/jp/edos don't even try to learn about the series they goon to I guess"}
+{"text":"Danbooru has a tag called 'okina's_natural_hair_color' now."}
+{"text":"She's a goddess or something can't she undye it back ?"}
+{"text":"I'm just worried this will start her villain decay."}
+{"text":"You should never accept a meal from a youkai."}
+{"text":"There is an easy solution to that."}
+{"text":"What if that youkai was cute"}
+{"text":"I've always wanted to sample the ultimate taboo meal"}
+{"text":"A meal from the Hakurei shrine maiden would be heavenly compared to anything made by youkai. Mystia's such a good cook, human villagers risk their lives jus to have a chance to taste it at their stand"}
+{"text":"What if I want to be eaten?"}
+{"text":"Chen ate hamburgah"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"From the catalog I thought this would be a Chen thread, but it's actually a hamburger thread! Either way, very cute!"}
+{"text":"SAGGY"}
+{"text":"It surely is!"}
+{"text":"I have no fucking clue what's going on in /jp/ right now but Yuuka will save it"}
+{"text":"So very slow now, so very peaceful. I am under strict obligation to defy the sentiment which you are expressing through that image for as long as I am able to."}
+{"text":"Yuuka needs to play another game (genocide) except instead of humans or Makai residents, it's vtumors and jannies."}
+{"text":"Yuka is my religion"}
+{"text":"some good ocha"}
+{"text":"It is SICKENING we are not blood related and feed each other mouth to mouth every night"}
+{"text":"She has no family to incest with."}
+{"text":"She's one of the very few characters with named family members, though."}
+{"text":"If Youmu had a younger brother, do you think he would be in danger?"}
+{"text":"Oughhhh"}
+{"text":"Sis is flabbergasted."}
+{"text":"where is the mcdonald's add pin don't you realzie this only will happen twice in life"}
+{"text":"peak tranime consumerist culture"}
+{"text":"And this is bad because...?"}
+{"text":"\"Consumerist culture is a societal phenomenon where acquiring goods and services becomes central to identity, status, and happiness, moving beyond basic needs thru constant desire fueled by advertising, linking self-worth to possessions, and creating a cycle of consumption, often leading to materialism, overconsumption, and a focus on temporary fulfillment over lasting value. This culture emphasizes transience, individualism, and external validation thru brands and trends, driven by global capitalism's need for continuous growth.\" Holy shit... Otaku Culture is a fucking joke"}
+{"text":"Don't repost this picture, dude!"}
+{"text":"focus on temporary fulfillment over lasting value"}
+{"text":"paruru had enough of your bullshit"}
+{"text":"4 days left"}
+{"text":"2 here"}
+{"text":"Tripfag on /soc/ who would suicidebait"}
+{"text":"Less than a day now..."}
+{"text":"Doing God's work."}
+{"text":"Are they trustworthy?"}
+{"text":"Huff the fluff"}
+{"text":"I think you should kill yourself, Aya"}
+{"text":"This outfit is obscene."}
+{"text":"Those lazy wolves get several months off of work while hard working, diligent crow tengu have to work a 9 to 5 for their whole lives. It's no wonder one population is booming while the other is stagnating."}
+{"text":"What are /jp/'s genuine opinion on the official manga's post-SSiB?"}
+{"text":"Humans aren't supposed to go to youkai mountain That's not a rule by the Youkai sages though. It's just... something the Tengu do. If anything it mostly seems to be motivated by a desire to keep humans from running across actually dangerous Youkai. They clearly don't care much about keeping humans away from their city considering they dragged off those monks."}
+{"text":"Didn't the monk thing happen before the rules were emplaced?"}
+{"text":"Honestly not sure. Technically the rules don't forbid actual abduction, at least as written."}
+{"text":"But they're at least entertaining and some can be genuinely good"}
+{"text":"Apparently, Reimu didn't came out with the idea, she just implemented it after Remilia was stopped. It's implied that Yukari (who else could have been?) made the spell card rules, and gave it to Reimu when the vampire fiasco happened"}
+{"text":"Please post protected /jp/ heritage in this thread"}
+{"text":"Epic fail."}
+{"text":"FUCK"}
+{"text":"YA BLEW IT"}
+{"text":"That's a australian parakeet, not a japanese bird"}
+{"text":"Otaku rooms. is your room Otaku? should i do mine? cool or cringe?"}
+{"text":"Cringe"}
+{"text":"I don't have much space for things like merch with the single bookshelf I have in my room, so all I really have is an extremely crowded bookshelf with the small bits of merch I do have sharing space with the books on the topmost shelf."}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"i have like 15 water bottles on my bed and the sheet over my mattress falls off my bed every night."}
+{"text":"Has /jp/ walked the famous Shibuya crossing?"}
+{"text":"no i avoided it on my multiple outings to tokyo i don't see the point its just a busy zebra crossing"}
+{"text":"I, for one, think it would be pretty cool to see Japanese zebras crossing the road."}
+{"text":"One of the first things my family and I did when we arrived in Tokyo in 2023 (we were waiting for our lodgings to be ready for us). And it was raining hard that day."}
+{"text":"went 2 years ago since the place is always crowded, but it was interesting to see that there was now a literal line"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Fat cat tats"}
+{"text":"idolsharts ghosbumping threads so their generals are archived faster"}
+{"text":"Big cat"}
+{"text":"of course"}
+{"text":"Big cat"}
+{"text":"Ultra high quality Touhou art thread."}
+{"text":"these are official art"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"you're replying to the necrobumper"}
+{"text":"What's the Spanish side of the Touhou fandom like?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion is"}
+{"text":"NTA but I wouldn't really want to meet another touhou fan from my own country, for some reason it feels taboo, maybe because I grew up with the franchise from foreign sources."}
+{"text":"Is it any good?"}
+{"text":"met up at SOFA and later we had our own Touhou event in Bogota and in December some of the cosplayers went together to a rave also in Bogota"}
+{"text":"This is about anikura (アニクラ) which is a portmanteau of the loan words anison (アニソン) and club (クラブ). Interestingly enough, anison itself is a portmanteau of anime (アニメ) and song (ソング) which refers to musical tracks used in various anime series and is often misspelled by adding a \"g\" at the end since bawka gaijins can't into nippongo properly. Regardless, anikura refers to the use of \"anison\" related music in a \"club setting\" hence the genre's name. Still confused? Lurk moar. One of the more notable anikura is Akihabara MOGRA (MOGRA for short) which has been associated with this imageboard for well over a decade. However, just limiting yourself to one venue would be a disservice since there are other livehouses and even devoted anison groups who help contribute to anikura all over Japan and the world! For those who wish to explore the anikura scene in Japan, otaku-bar.com would be a great place to start your journey. Although the primary source of anikura comes from venues in Japan, there are also shows and events held online. As previously mentioned: MOGRA is the most well known anikura which also streams a lot of their events online via Twitch. However, there are also individuals associated with MOGRA who stream online and one of them is the President of MOGRA: D-YAMA, who goes by the channel name of 'choroyama' on Twitch. MOGRA can be used as the base on discovering other venues and even DJs who also stream online. Since online streaming is the play, there are international anikura which primarily stream online and also hold physical events when available. One of the anikura group that can trace their origin to this very imageboard would be Anison Hijack which has been streaming consistently every two weeks on the Twitch platform. Obviously, there are many international anikura online and hopefully you can check them out! The following is a sample list of various anikura that stream online via Twitch. JP clubs: mogra tsukiyume_jp (Tsukiakari Yumeterasu [Moonlit Dreams] in Kawasaki) akibaraizeen (Anison DJ Bar Raizeen) a_alchemi (Akihabara Alchemist) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i limited your ability to bump muhahaha"}
+{"text":"Tends to go down, can't ghost then, just saying."}
+{"text":"ghostposting is more of a hassle imo"}
+{"text":"I guess we will keep on making new threads every couple of weeks."}
+{"text":"Devil's right-hand Tachibana Hinano"}
+{"text":"N A N O"}
+{"text":"I like her gahaha, give me joy most of the times"}
+{"text":"Goodnight sweet princess"}
+{"text":"JAV pures"}
+{"text":"JAV You wish"}
+{"text":"Quality thread"}
+{"text":"I remember a doujin panel based on the scene where Kurisu gives Okabe dating instructions for Luka He was looking at the dating instructions while plowing Kurisu Does anyone know that image? I cannot find it anymore Also Steins gate thread I guess"}
+{"text":"my best friend wearing a chibi mascot costume of my girlfriend would be a very confusing boner"}
+{"text":"I am watching sg 0 rn Does Okabe snap out of being a PTSD cuck and actually do somethingat some point?"}
+{"text":"What does congroo mean anyway"}
+{"text":"I read a fanfic that was like that."}
+{"text":"Is she really the laziest touhou?"}
+{"text":"Reimu is perfect wife material regardless of her laziness."}
+{"text":"Alice wons her"}
+{"text":"I could have saved her..."}
+{"text":"what'd she do?"}
+{"text":"Still can"}
+{"text":"talk to me about touhou 8 imperishable night"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"i got in bed"}
+{"text":"do you have even a single friend sissy?"}
+{"text":"Mokou is the only extra stage boss I can manage in the games Also I her theme song is badass"}
+{"text":"isnt it so cool how she just does that"}
+{"text":"How common and accepted is cheating on your significant other in Japan? Do men really get NTR'd there like in my doujins? I keep hearing stories about wife's keeping Taros allowance and fucking other men in the side while he's at work, shit like that"}
+{"text":"it is part of Japanese culture that the men go to see escorts, it is not normal for girls to cheat on their boyfriends though"}
+{"text":"At some point westerners are going to have to cope with the knowledge that their views on what marriage means is not the world's view on what marriage means."}
+{"text":"for what it's worth I've seen two separate posts in the past 2 years on here with someone saying they know a japanese relationship thats something like in the image I can't find the second post. Well maybe I could if I searched harder"}
+{"text":"I can certainly understand why there is so much romance oriented content aimed at men in Japan. All they can do is dream and fantasize about the love that their women won't give them."}
+{"text":"japanese love ntr"}
+{"text":"Ohio /jp/. So like… due to EXTREME winter debuff and my landlady being very “heating is a myth actually” energy, I ended up panic-buyinaru a kotatsu. Gomenasorry. Any way to get kamige energy from this apparatus instead of having to deal with one expensive kusoge? I already have a bag of clementines at the ready, and a comforter at the ready."}
+{"text":"You don't need a kotatsu if you have a wife and bedsheets."}
+{"text":"just get a big crockpot + 4 bottles mad dog 20 20 and 4 bottles cisco orange get 2 long straws and get a drinking buddy. you both suck that booze down in one go until someone either gives up pukes whoever loses gets the shit beat out of them good luck"}
+{"text":"you both suck that booze down in one go until someone either gives up pukes whoever loses gets the shit beat out of them good luck Best advise ever"}
+{"text":"What do you think of the various buildings portrayed in Gensokyo? Do you have one you'd think be comfy to live in?"}
+{"text":"Never really sat well with me how small it is in the floatans, feels like it should be twice as wide"}
+{"text":"I just noticed the snowman resembles Daiyousei. Cute detail."}
+{"text":"why is there a chimney"}
+{"text":"So she can have fire without melting the igloo."}
+{"text":"Does it start melting when Cirno isn't home?"}
+{"text":"Just what is it? Find out in ch2"}
+{"text":"Error: You cannot delete this post. Sorry posted on the wrong board"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /k/, 4chan's weapons board. Our board centers around weapons, armor, and other myriad military technology. While guns are the primary topic, threads involving any other sort of weapons, from swords and knives to tanks and jet fighters, come up frequently as well. Discussions about politics, current events, or gun control belong on Before posting a thread, please check our catalog to ensure that a thread about the same topic does not already exist."}
+{"text":"All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/."}
+{"text":"Kinda chubby, looks good for her age, massive tits. No idea why I did it hut immediately regretted it each time"}
+{"text":"How'd they smell?"}
+{"text":"why do you keep posting that phrase I don't post it that much.."}
+{"text":"Modern men have been constantly told that being even slightly assertive with women is bad, so they dream of girls who will be assertive with them, since for a relationship to work at all someone needs to be forward and if it can't be them it's gotta be the girls. Unfortunately, the women don't want to be assertive either. With too few people being willing to make moves on others, the number of relationships inevitably falls down. This is just of the many problems of today."}
+{"text":"But what does it even mean? The KYM entry is a supposed tumblr meme with some photo of a dog"}
+{"text":"see grown masc man with one of those not-a-purse things immediately assume that that is where his piece is Is this a common thought process or am I being paranoid? Is this a valid form for CC?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with that guys skull?"}
+{"text":"I wonder how many chucklefucks are out there wearing something like this broadcasting \"I have a gun\" when it's just holding their diabeetus stuff or whatever. Makes me think of the second life range bags have as diaper bags for dada who don't want to tote around an actual diaper bag. The Increasing mainstreaming of tactical bags seems to be something almost intentionally ignored in grey man discussions"}
+{"text":"off-body carry Never, ever do this outside of a secure environment."}
+{"text":"That's not a messenger bag. This is a messenger bag."}
+{"text":"I despise how everything is turning \"tactical\" now. It's the most cringe shit to come out of the GWOT."}
+{"text":"Now that the Russian rose-tinted glasses have fallen away, can we finally admit this gun was total dogshit?"}
+{"text":"The SKS was always the better choice, a riflemans WW3 weapon, instead of a stamped assault rifle for meat waves"}
+{"text":"What blew up this time?"}
+{"text":"that ain't shit compared to black talon. that'll put a hole in you the size of a basketball"}
+{"text":"Small caliber sabot isn't new, which is why this might not be sinking in, but what the swedes have actually developed is the capacity to produce reliable pistol caliber sabot. It's expensive, but what's the guy you're shooting worth? If its some illiterate afghan dope farmer then no. But this seemed to be no barrier to the SIG spear being adopted, so where does that leave the case for ammo cost. Infantry might go through thousands of rounds of rifle ammo, but only 50 rounds of pistol ammo, if any. And if it's for personal defence how many rounds would your average artillery corpsman fire in a whole tour? So there's a strong case that if your truck driver actually suffered close contact in a major power conflict, giving them a $300 pistol with $600 worth of AP ammo would be a sound decision."}
+{"text":"Im sure thatll happen"}
+{"text":"How many times are you going to post this same thread?"}
+{"text":"CBJ hasn't successfully marketed this shit because the same effects can be had with tungsten 5.7, 4.6, or even 9x19mm. He's shilling this stuff hard. This is crap. It does nothing tungsten handgun ammo in other calibers doesn't already do. Ukrainians have WC 5.7 that performs similarly. Correct. If you need AP ammo you'll use it in a rifle caliber that can actually handle plates. Truck driver won't be able to pop ceramic plates with this. Waste of cash."}
+{"text":"yeah i regret not getting a re-barreled bren 2 from marstar"}
+{"text":"tattoos Into the trash it goes"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"thx sweaty"}
+{"text":"It'd be simpler (though potentially slightly more expensive) to buy it as an NR, and then buy the R barrel for it separately. Less work, less paper trail. Just because you ask the feds to remove your gun from the registry, doesnt mean you can trust them to destroy all the records."}
+{"text":"Does being on a sub suck as much as it seems?"}
+{"text":"Bong? Upside-down bong?"}
+{"text":"They're so short of personele that they'll basically do a FFL deal to get foreign sailors. Hence the term, shanghaied. With a war looming, if you happen to have in demand technical skills they'll find you. If i wasn't such a motherfucker they might have tried it, they clearly had pull with my civilian employer. Fuck only knows what the bounty they've got on our heads. Double fuck the navy boatniggers"}
+{"text":"Sub operatives are almost always well educated white men and a bit autistic. The disgusting mystery meat rabble with dubious criminal history is reserved to surface vessels where fuckups don't cause the entire boat to implode at the bottomof the ocean with all hands"}
+{"text":"We had an expression on board: \"Choose your rate, choose your fate.\" Your quality of life depends on your job. I was a nuke machinst mate. It is honestly the one decision that I have made that I regret. Joining the Navy was ok, subs could be cool, but being a nuke (dealing with the nuclear reactor) was just constant unmitigated bullshit. Sonar tech and radiomen had a much easier job with plenty of sleep relatively speaking. Food is good and the sailors are smarter, which cuts out of alot of unnecessary BS of suffering from someone else's stupidity on liberty. You get treated like an adult, not a child. I remember watching the show \"Supercarrier\" on the PBS station. Sailors going ashore were subject to inspection of their civilian clothes before going on liberty, like they couldn't be trusted to dress appropriately. You won't find that nonsense on a submarine."}
+{"text":"Lemme guess, the Royal Cuntistani Navy. All that you're mentioning could be fixed (or, at least, moderately band-aided) by raising salaries 20% across the board for sub crews, compared to equivalent surface postings."}
+{"text":"How many LRASMs will the US have in the East Asia/Pacific by February–April 2027? A good friend of mine (who I trust a lot) told me that Pooh will invade Taiwan around then and wants the whole island occupied and the US accepting defeat by August 1 (the anniversary of the start of the Civil War). (I’m not saying who my friend is btw so you’ll have to “trust me bro” on this)"}
+{"text":"So by early 2027 we're looking at 400ish MSTs in service, meaning that a war with China then would be mostly LRASM and NSM?"}
+{"text":"So what happens when the USN parks their ships just outside Chinese missile range and declares a blockade? Chinks start to transition to a war economy because you just declared war on them. Massive collapse of stock market value as TSMC, Samsung, Nvidia, AMD, Toyota, Hitachi stocks goes into the shitter because their core facilities are located in an active war zone. Jets fighting jets. Chink ballistics start to hit american bases in South Korea and Japan. Lots of cool videos of red streaks falling from the sky and flashes on the ground. Six months into the war. American boomers have nearly gone extinct, as the only thing that kept them alive was cheap chink sourced blood pressure and anticoagulation medications. The chinks transition to war economy has started to bear fruit in the form of increased production of muntions. In a further three months, the chink navy will have added another sixty missile frigates, three hundred corvettes and even more smaller craft. I could go on but there is no way that America wins in this scenario. The only viable path to a quick american victory is to nuke the chinks without any kind of warning. The best way to do this is to use spaceX to send the nukes into deep space orbit around earth. Then, when you recall them, they just need to brake a little to enter into an orbit that intersects with earths surface. They will hit the atmosphere at about 12000 meters per second, so they will need upgraded nose cones and new control programs. If it is done this way, the chinks wont see any launches, the nukes will just fall from the sky without warning. And you can set it up so they all hit at the same time."}
+{"text":"That whole thing was staged for brainlets to beat their chests about how touch Agent Krasnov is on CHINAH and russia (as you are doing now)."}
+{"text":"And what does it look like with a more realistic attrition rate of <1%? An 1% attrition rate means 82% are left after 20 missions. 0.5% attrition rate, 90% are left after 20 missions. 0.25% attrition rate, 95% are left after 20 missions."}
+{"text":"Realistically, LRASM, NSM, and TLAM MST are all \"silver bullets\", they'll likely be fired alongside 100s of Block IV TLAMs, drones, and decoys that are meant to be intercepted by chinese air defense to distract them from the silver bullet missiles."}
+{"text":"@/k/ is this true? can't use the range without proof of a training certificate in my city dont want to go to class and have a non-zeroed optic and have to adjust it in class wasting peoples time have about 5 yards to work with at home with backyard buy a boresight laser and use a target to zero with only 5 yards ???? PROFIT?"}
+{"text":"it does. it's what I use."}
+{"text":"Fair enough. Makes sense to optimize that way. We have always zeroed at 50 meters. That works out to a second zero around 300 meters. I think the logic is that round numbers are easier for grunts."}
+{"text":"op is a retarded fag don't entertain him"}
+{"text":"this won't get you truly zeroed but you'll be on paper at least, which should save a solid chunk of time in the zeroing process"}
+{"text":"it's the best zero for a 16 inch AR Bad advice from vets who don't know better and tell civs who aren't even using graduated sights or a cartridge tailored to the A2 style graduations/increments. 25/300, 50/200, 36 modified, etc. isn't even in use anymore outside of the REMF/POG units that are still issuing ACOGs."}
+{"text":"the main issue regarding a hypothetical european army would be the lack of a central command. because at the end of the day, the country with the biggest army and greatest industrial output would ultimately have the last word, therefore becoming first among equals, therefore turning the EU into basically a protectorate or quasi empire, rather than a union. unlike what americans often says, language barriers is not the issue, the issue is the conflicting interests between member states, which inevitably lead to friction. see for example the FCAS program and how it's deteriorating the diplomatic relationship between germany and france."}
+{"text":"It literally came down to boomers being boomers and selling their children's and grandchildren's future down the drain to get back to the good ole days (they really weren't; you were just the first generation with a TV.)"}
+{"text":"Europe as a military power has the same problems China does, an aging population that it has no solution to."}
+{"text":"The problem stems from a more realistic and known issue. The entirety of Europe and I do mean ALL of it. Could at best scramble a fractional effort of one US mil branches heavy lift and mobility. Euros lack 1) Well ran and plentiful navies capable of deployment and heavy lift to areas 2) Nuke capacity en masse to power these fleets 3) oil capacity or production en masse and no refuelers that can keep their non nuke ships cruising 4) heavy air lift ability Of those issues only the Brits and French can tokenly address 1 & 2. Of the rest only the French have medium lift helps and the Brits just retired a huge chunk of their heli lift capacity. Even we're the EU to integrate managing these important resources would be a non starter as no French or Brit navy would acquiesce to haul ass around the globe and leave their waters open. Euros have been told for years their military being equivalent to small scale purpose groups would impact their abilities, it was ignored then and now the cost is paid. Euros have armies made up of small purpose groups with the French maintaining the only real true expeditionary abilities. C'est la vie"}
+{"text":"What would even be the point of a unified EU military? The EU as a whole does not have global interests to defend, they just want to defend their borders, not project power."}
+{"text":"maybe in the future they will, considering that relying on the usa for playing world policeman is now put in discussion. expect trading companies to become even more powerful and create trusts with armed installations east indies company style."}
+{"text":"Orbital bombardment but with Nooks, why not?"}
+{"text":"The entire point with orbital bombardment is that it doesn't need to be nuclear, and also there's way more convenient delivery systems for nuclear bombs."}
+{"text":"Same vector, really."}
+{"text":"If you have the ability to put enough mass into orbit to have it conduct a sustained bombardment you have the ability to drop asteroids on people which is way more effective and harder to defend against. nuclear armed sattelites So ICBMs with half the flight duration removed."}
+{"text":"Orbital bombardment but with Nooks, why not? Because Treaties. and if they ignore them Then they sure as fuck wouldn't tell us. Or the President... he'd tweet-brag about it."}
+{"text":"Why would the enclave stay relegated to the americas? Seems weird, did other sects of former governments survive underground too so they couldnt just go take over other continents?"}
+{"text":"for me it's the M47 because it's extremely ugly and almost pointless"}
+{"text":"they’re all orange Scottish women have that same problem."}
+{"text":"The M47 was a horrendously necessary yet unfortunate step on the road to the M48 and M60 tanks. It had NONE of the SOVL the M26 and M46 had, it was the ultimate slop tank, an export special"}
+{"text":"M47 I have a sneaking feeling that it's the result of burgers trying to copy the T34 Name a tank you actively dislike probably some of the weird turdie white elephant embezzlement projects like say the Olifant"}
+{"text":"Sherman. I despise its fat chassis, anemic gun and laughable armor."}
+{"text":"The Churchill. Most ridiculous looking tank I can think of. I like the M47. I have always liked the long bustle of the turret. Pic rel is my choice."}
+{"text":"What are the most effective tactics for ambushing and killing Americans if they invade my country?"}
+{"text":"suicide vest under a winter coat"}
+{"text":"Put burger under cardboard box. Wait."}
+{"text":"put burger on top of landmine"}
+{"text":"just wear the appropriate armour"}
+{"text":"Just wait, they’ll go home on their own in 20 years."}
+{"text":"Kosovo will start producing military vehicles for the first time. In cooperation with Albania, the armored vehicles \"Shota\" currently produced there, will now also be produced in Kosovo, the Defense Ministry confirmed."}
+{"text":"One of my female frens as a kid had 2 older sisters that would play wrestle with me and then teasingly stay on top of me after they won every time, that’s probably what awakened it in me."}
+{"text":"clown world theory is proven more and more true every day"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I could definitely see that doing it to you. ara ara~, pinned again?"}
+{"text":"Wait a second I know that picture you giant boy lover"}
+{"text":"Another one for the history."}
+{"text":"for some reason It's a 375 Winchester equivalent but people actually remember it exists. Tim at Buffalo bore has been shilling it pretty hard as a do anything cartridge and I tend to agree."}
+{"text":"7.65 Argentine"}
+{"text":"Die in a car accident"}
+{"text":"Would be incredibly based"}
+{"text":"That might just be the ticket for my ageing eyes. looks traditional, yet functional. Pic semi-rel"}
+{"text":"Had a very /k/ dream last night, thought yall would get a kick out of this one. Be me Decide to go camping at a lake innawoods inna RV with ma (pa isn't in the picture for some reason, I guess it'd have to be work-related?) Hmm, I should bring some guns to be safe, but what should I take? Decide to take a Desert Eagle in .50 AE, a full-frame revolver in .44 magnum as backup, and a slightly smaller .357 revolver as a backup for the backup, which I'm pretty sure was a fucking MP-412 REX of all things Pull up at the lakeside, get our stuff unpacked, it is at this point that I load the guns, not before leaving home. The .357 is missing. Whatevs, it's in one of our bags somewhere, I'll find it eventually. Most of the morning goes without incident. We raft around the lake a bit, then get ready to get grilling for lunch. At this point, HEAVY fog rolls in. Visibility is maybe 15m? Look up the trail from where the grill's been set up near the RV, and that's when I see it: a grizzly bear. And a wolf. Our dog (a husky) is distracting them both. Good boy. Use the distraction to fall back to a secondary campsite which is where the raft dock is about maybe 15m or 20m from the RV, which is where I left my guns for some reason, instead of keeping them on my person. Eh, fuck it, I care about my hearing and don't need ALL of this ammo, so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs. Upon returning to the RV, the bear is currently up inna tree next to the grill being harassed by doggie, while ma is wrestling with the wolf. Decide to go for the bear first, since it's technically the bigger threat and ma is apparently badass enough to hold a wolf at bay by herself with zero concerns of being hurt. Dump half the mag of .50 AE into the bear's head, the thing flops out of the tree like a sack of potaotes. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ugh yeah if a dream gets caught up in the minutia rather than skipping ahead to the business you're pretty much guaranteed to get stuck in a crappy loop where you just can't get the one thing to work right."}
+{"text":"so I pull a couple of rounds from the Deagle and stuff them in my ears as makeshift earplugs. lole"}
+{"text":"Little life hack for whosoever might be interested: nicotine patches, especially 24-hour ones, often cause unusually vivid, intense, or abnormal dreams. Have fun! Damn this captcha, my 'tism makes me go through all the images even if I know the first one is the right one."}
+{"text":"I had a dream where I was at my old school and there was all these Americans wearing long ties and I asked one of them what school they went to and he asked me if I’d heard of the Donnajeuhn system? I said no and he said it’s like if you have a noun and it has a vowel in it we call that a three letter Donnajeuhn and I woke sniggering because it was so ridiculous"}
+{"text":"This was my /k/ dream from years ago. Be me Randomly sent back in time to 1989 I know it's 1989 because my samsung galaxy tab 4 tells me so Apparently in 1989 Bongland (where I am a native) was part of the united states somehow Goes to the USMC recruitment office and enlists Bootcamp goes by in a flash like a cod mission but, it took 2 years because once it's done I get deployed to Operation Desert Shield In the Saudi Arabian desert now I dig a cozy little shell scrape next to an Abrams tank and chill for a bit Suddenly get ordered to begin combat maneuverers We have to storm Fallujah (which was a battle in the second gulf war IK) I kick down a door There's a man waiting on the other side with a PKM machine gun Dream ends"}
+{"text":"Alright /k/ I’m working on a game that has you up against machine human hybrid soldiers that are heavily influenced by the following. Strogg from Quake 2 and 4 Virus 1999 Borg from First Contact I should note there is no nanoprobes stuff for the Borg or Strogg. If you had the chance to arm the common soldier against these creatures, which can range from crabs that move around and collect materials, to humanoids built from the flesh of the fallen employing the same loadouts, to large tracked cyborgs that tower over humans and tear open doors and corridors like it’s nothing, what loadout would you give them, and why, to counter this?"}
+{"text":"How do your cyborgs work? Do the implants function as backup organs that can keep the enemy gunning for longer so if they take enough damage they turn into robo-zombies? Are they like the Cybermen where there's so many implants they're virtually bulletproof save for weak spots? One thing I think would be neat is if each particular model of troop had vulnerable implants you could target to quickly disable them."}
+{"text":"In Quake 2/4 they are just a meat puppet with metal elements on them Guns all work in the game Virus they are just meat puppet fused with machinery that requires shooting to stop it, although more mechanical in nature and more extreme. Guns work in the film Borg are again just altered humans Federation developed guns I think he just wants guns."}
+{"text":"gun We need to know the technology/industrial level you're working with anon."}
+{"text":"Think Virus 1999, It basically just humans repurpose along with machine parts to build creatures some are more larger or smaller depending on the requirements. Borg or Strogg are no different just more armored, and streamlined. I would say it's initial outbreak and the colony is overran, think Aliens 1986 you've just arrived at the Colony and linked to the orbital lift. Nobody is around but there's blood everywhere and damage all over the colony, inside the lift, a scuttle ship linked to the tether and communications are down. I just want firearm suggestions that Chuchat gun someone suggested as a AR is note worthy and interesting being the first suggestion, I will note it down."}
+{"text":"Something like this or a 10ga shotgun with shaped charges"}
+{"text":"/rg/ Revolver general II previously on /rg/"}
+{"text":"Uberti/pietta/cimarron/taylors for budget larping. Ruger vaquero if you want a tougher gun with some improvements over the italian ones. Ruger wrangler for cheap plinker larping. Dont get a heritage, they are junk. That will result in an uneven plum. Just let it happen naturally. I had a winchester post 64 that was orange on one side and blue on the other because it sat in a shop window for years. Heres one of my three screw single sixes that has changed colors."}
+{"text":"Want to be a hipster cowboy? Get a Colt Frontier 1878 in .44-40, find one that works."}
+{"text":"Is 32H&R a meme? I am thinking about getting an LCR or one of the Smith Ultra Carry J frames in 32H&R, but don't know if I should bother. I handload almost everything I shoot so I don't really care about the rarity or cost of factory ammo. Will 32H&R even expand a hollow point from a snub nose or is it one of those \"only use solids\" cartridges like 32ACP? Perhaps is it like 380 where it either expands and underpenetrates or it doesn't and it penetrates like 22 inches into gel? Anyone shoot 32s?"}
+{"text":"Idk but why not just get .327 Fed? That way you can shoot all the .32 bullets."}
+{"text":"get the lcr in 327 anon you can shoot all 4 cartridges then"}
+{"text":"It’s a good spot for it. If it’s on the top it makes the top bezel super thick which you want to be the thinnest. If it’s on the bottom you have to use a small battery or cantilever the optic window forward."}
+{"text":"Because it's seemingly a micro dot as it fits rmsc and in the pics of it on a gun it's pretty small."}
+{"text":"Holy fuark, I kneel"}
+{"text":"How about a P238 loaded with Xtreme Penetrators? Short recoil .380s are very comfy to shoot, and the Underwood load gets a ton of penetration (at the cost of zero expansion, which apparently you don't care about)."}
+{"text":"I'm waiting on a shot of controls on the left side but so far CZ might have actually done a retro style model that isn't a billboard about how retro it is."}
+{"text":"It's the Monday of SHOT SHOW 2026, the world's largest gunshow. Last year's thread was a marathon in six parts. Let's have a comfier thread this year."}
+{"text":"cz dumb fuck copetard moment"}
+{"text":"*1399 doll hairs MSRP normally means very little tho. You'll see these on sale for probably right around $900, but that's putting it in the range of Beretta 92s and CZs own Competition models. It's a real small market that they're cutting down even more with that price. Already got my Springfield SA-35 for my retro handgun, so idc."}
+{"text":"7.9lbs to 8.9lbs for the exact same rifle… What’s included in this weight?"}
+{"text":"Extended handguard, extended receiver, plus the metal sleeve for the bolt carrier to make it non-reciprocating. At this point it makes more sense to just kill the SCAR. FN gave SOCOM exactly what they wanted, realized it was a bad idea, and now FN spends 20 years removing the exact features the gun was designed around. Just let it die and give us the NGSW or something new."}
+{"text":"God I hope they don't fuck this up. AS VAL/any working 9x39 gun was always something I would tell myself I would break my NFA cherry over."}
+{"text":"This is not a damn weapon"}
+{"text":"That's the irony, you illiterate caveman. OP pic IS a weapon, the pen IS mightier than the sword and more battles and kingdoms have been lost over pussy."}
+{"text":"+2 damage to republicans +1 damage to the undead"}
+{"text":"anything is a weapon if you put your mind to it"}
+{"text":"Weapon is defined by intent. A baseball bat is a weapon if it is used to smash someone's head in."}
+{"text":"does it even make sense to not have a fighter jet HUD on every gun sight?"}
+{"text":"running a BIT every time you turn on your sights potentially failing said BIT in the field"}
+{"text":"Here ya go"}
+{"text":"you can very simply do basic kinematics of different types of munitions on it"}
+{"text":"one thing machine vision should be very good at is distance estimation"}
+{"text":"terminator using facial recognition to find Jon Don Ping Conner in china every face looks the same"}
+{"text":"Russia has begun testing the Al-guided S- 71K smart missile on the T-50 prototype, the predecessor of the Su-57 stealth fighter. Notice the missile's unique shape, designed to preserve the stealth characteristics of the aircraft."}
+{"text":"Notice the missile's unique shape, designed to preserve the stealth characteristics of the aircraft. How's a missile supposed to turn a plane with an RCS > 1 square meter into a stealth plane?"}
+{"text":"That's cool, are they ever going to make more than one plane a month?"}
+{"text":"thank you sanjay very cool"}
+{"text":"Russia apparently has a \"Stealth Plane\". Ukraine does not have a Stealth Plane. Russia has been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. Russia has yet to achieve Air Supremacy. Russia has yet to even achieve Air Superiority. My only conclusion is that Russia must be kind nation holding back to help build Ukraine's self confidence. This is also why they held back their T-14's. What a great big brother nation."}
+{"text":"No boat for me. Second and last attempt."}
+{"text":"ah fugg"}
+{"text":"No ships sunk or damaged Sunk on 8 April 1944 in the North Atlantic north-west of Cape Finisterre, Spain, in position 45.43N, 19.57W, by depth charges from the British sloops HMS Crane and HMS Cygnet. 50 dead (all hands lost). U-962 operated with the following Wolfpacks during its career: Coronel (4 Dec 1943 - 8 Dec 1943) Coronel 2 (8 Dec 1943 - 14 Dec 1943) Coronel 3 (14 Dec 1943 - 17 Dec 1943) Borkum (18 Dec 1943 - 26 Dec 1943) Preussen (22 Feb 1944 - 22 Mar 1944) Unlike many other U-boats, which during their service lost men due to accidents and various other causes, U-962 did not suffer any casualties (we know of) until the time of her loss."}
+{"text":"röllen ägäin"}
+{"text":"U-997, type VIIC/41 7 patrols 24 Feb 1945 lost a man overboard in the Arctic Ocean RIP Bootsmaat Erich Sachse surrendered on 9 May 1945 at Narvik 1 ship sunk, total tonnage 1,603 GRT 1 warship sunk, total tonnage 105 tons 1 ship damaged, total tonnage 4,287 GRT Seen worse desu"}
+{"text":"Thoughts about SCAR Gen 2?"}
+{"text":"My dilemma now is do I try and track down a discontinued 13\" 17 barrel assembly or do I wait out and hope FNH releases alternate barrels for nu-SCAR any time soon within the next 2 years."}
+{"text":"valid not actually available as or more expensive than a scar psa lol brownlells sig lol valid i'm drowning"}
+{"text":"Are you planning on swapping around barrels? I just sent my 16\" to get cut down to 13\" because I don't see a reason to have 2 barrels to swap between and the base price for the 13\" oem is ridiculous. Also Looking at new gen 2, I am wondering if I should look into the imperial arms buffered bolt carrier, which at that point my 17s would be essentially the same as the gen 2"}
+{"text":"Finally getting closer to feature parity with the XCR. Bolt catch is still kind of hoakey"}
+{"text":"ok valid troon anyways i forgot about bt series apc 223 and 308"}
+{"text":"Even in death, I still serve."}
+{"text":"So, Crayon for short?"}
+{"text":"I like how they both immediately take the pills too."}
+{"text":"Пeтькa cпpaшивaeт y Чaпaeвa: «Bacилий Ивaнoвич, a чтo тaкoe нюaнc?» Чaпaeв: - Cнимaй штaны, Пeтькa, пoкaжy. Пeтькa в нeкoтopoм нeдoyмeнии cнимaeт штaны. Чaпaeв пoдхoдит cзaди и зacoвывaeт eмy пoнятнo чтo, пoнятнo кyдa, и oбъяcняeт: - Boт cмoтpи, Пeтькa, - вpoдe и y тeбя хyй в жoпe, и y мeня хyй в жoпe... Ho! Ecть oдин нюaнc..."}
+{"text":"I like how they both immediately take the pills too Not everyone can handle the availability. I was wrong though, it was a Ukie T72 that performed the deed, not the Bradley."}
+{"text":"see pic related with my kids expect whimsical adventure movie about sky pirates with plane autism it’s a meditation on surivor’s guilt and ptsd from the perspective of a WW1 pilot That shit had no business hitting so hard. Felt gutted all day. Absolute S tier film. Ghibli’s best imo"}
+{"text":"I thought it was great. Slower pace but had a much better depiction of a killer. No remorse and valued people very little consistently."}
+{"text":"I did not care for The Day of the Jackal It's a perfect movie."}
+{"text":"Amazing book, a modern classic None of the adaptations have translated it well. Perhaps the film-makers were too shy to make the Jackal likeable. By the book, he is basically evil James Bond."}
+{"text":"As far as upside down movies go, I watched this recently when it was recommended here and enjoyed it"}
+{"text":"Perhaps the film-makers were too shy to make the Jackal likeable The series bears fuck all relation to the source material but it does do a good job of straddling that line."}
+{"text":"Australians are about to legitimately need starlink so we're all watching this very closely. Nobody is really scared of local signal jamming, if your system is set up correctly you almost expect it and have relays"}
+{"text":"ah yes, another of trumpo's greatest achievement, a useless air force division which exists only on twitter and was famous for a couple months years ago when they copied starfleet's logo"}
+{"text":"spaceforce is not related the the airforce"}
+{"text":"still supplying/funding Ukraine This is why we hate you."}
+{"text":"useless Point at this retard and laugh."}
+{"text":"What causes suppressor first round pop and why do some designs of similar volume have less of it and some more?"}
+{"text":"Typical smokeless propellants contain more fuel than needed to balance with the oxidizer. The mixture is run ‘rich’ to keep flame temperatures lower so as to reduce barrel throat erosion. This imbalance, while reducing the temperature of the mixture, has a side effect of expelling excess unburned fuel from the barrel. This particulate is what makes secondary flash possible."}
+{"text":"Surprisingly, the heat from the burning of the powder will not inginte this fuel (the gas is moving at supersonic speed, normally gas needs to be subsonic before combustion takes place) but rather it has to do with the nature of supersonic gas flow. When the bullet exits the muzzle, the discharge of expanding gas is, as noted, moving at supersonic speeds. The speed of the gas is faster than the bullet itself so it will be supersonic even if the bullet is moving slower than the speed of sound. Because the gas is under such high pressure, it is ‘under expanded’ when it is released to the environment. This pocket of particles and gas is contained within the shell of the external blast wave and as it expands, it cools. The external environment is pushing back, and the shock wave that forms will reflect this discharge back onto itself into a reverse shock wave known as a Mach disk. These formations occur any time a flow exists a nozzle at supersonic speeds and at a pressure that is higher than that of the external atmosphere and are sometimes visible behind certain high performance aircraft. It is at this location that the supersonic flow changes to subsonic. When the shock wave passes through the Mach disk, the sudden deceleration and resulting compression greatly raises temperatures and can ignite the remaining fuel, provided there is oxidizer available. If the oxidizer used during ignition is provided by the propellant (ie actual unburnt propellant), the result is a combustion known as secondary muzzle flash. If the oxidizer is provided by the surrounding atmosphere, it is more precisely described as an afterburning effect. In either case, the result is what we think of as muzzle flash. The muzzle device type flash suppressor works by changing the flow dynamics at the muzzle to reduce the strength of the shock waves and so reduce the temperture rise across them."}
+{"text":"reduction of first round pop is achieved same way by changing the flow dynamics at the muzzle to reduce the strength of the shock waves inside suppressor chambers"}
+{"text":"how retarded would it be to fill a filter can with grease"}
+{"text":"Something like features, shafts, angles, corners, that cause turbulence and break up the flow or something else?"}
+{"text":"Do the chinks really think spamming a gazillion wooden rafts is going to block any reinforcements from Japan to Taiwan?? This has to be some Chinese mass ritual suicide if true."}
+{"text":"If burgers care so much about Taiwan, then why don't they recognize it as an independent country?"}
+{"text":"One of the few times a nuke would actually be useful. Enjoy your vessel shock test."}
+{"text":"Or just a bunch of frog men with a drill making a bunch of holes in the boats."}
+{"text":"spamming Oh this guy again"}
+{"text":"It's 1984 and a lone gunman commits the deadliest assault on a police precinct in history. 17 death and who knows how many severely injured. Witness reports state that the gunman shrugged off several bullets during the shootout. What is the police, state and government response and how is it reported by the press? What sort of firepower is issued to those taking part in the manhunt?"}
+{"text":"I was roleplaying as a CIA or NSA functionary with limited information about events which were not recorded by mechanical devices or could be attained through eye-witness statements. That was very obvious as you lack technical insight in the topics you claim to pretend to understand in your larp. Liberal arts people think they do not need to know anything about the topics they write about because they can just make up shit because that is how it works in their world. In addition to that, the vast majority of them are innumerate, so you end up in scenarious where the author obviously thought \"million, billion, trillion, whats the difference\". Good authors never do this nor are they innumerate. The sad fact is that you are not suited for creative arts because you are too fucking dumb."}
+{"text":"Yes but much like a faggot with AIDS it takes a while, that's why it was depicted as a temporary addition to his better living through chemistry regime to prevent rejection of any of the shit they shoved in the hypothetical assassin via surgery. But he couldn't handle it and got a nasty infection. Which is meant to explain why he smelled like sepsis near the end of the incident when the fake skin was starting to go bad. They'd probably assume he stopped taking the drugs once he noticed the infection since rejection of implants wasn't the bigger issue at that point. Actually I'm a geologist. Part of the point of a LARP post is to not use your out of context knowledge. A random glownigger functionary trying to make up a \"reasonable explanation\" or posit potentially reasonable explanations which will be accepted by his glownigger superiors who are no more specialists in epidemiology than he is; is not going to know everything. Part of the point is for it to be a little ridiculous and ultimately incorrect, because the reality of a time traveling robot wouldn't be acceptable and anybody outside of whatever DoJ project which ultimately recovered the remains of said robot couldn't accept that hypothesis. Also I was drunk nigger, hence the constant syntax errors. What do you want, a dissertation on 4chan? Bitch more."}
+{"text":"Gay thread"}
+{"text":"KGB/STASI They would go so far as to HELP the FBI in looking for this killer, because getting blamed for a series of atrocities on this scale is something no nation state would want to deal with, because reprisal operations would get out of hand FAST."}
+{"text":"cheap Not really. An FPV drone is only good as a FPV drone, and can't secure or hold territory, meanwhile T-series can do loads of things, and are VERY hard to destroy."}
+{"text":"why do Ukrainians love this gun?"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I would suggest it's because it's a 5.56mm rifle, and they really need and want a lot of those right now. Not having to pay for it would be even better, war is already very expensive. The SCAR was never widely adopted and used, so that's not a difficult claim to make, the Ruger Mini-14 is a more successful and widely used rifle."}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"You have actual brain damage."}
+{"text":"By that logic WWII wasn't a war either"}
+{"text":"My point exactly. A gun being AR18 derivative is irrelevant to if it's good or not."}
+{"text":"Rate my edc"}
+{"text":"also, I just realized you posted the mobile image. point and laugh at this stupid nigger"}
+{"text":"was obsessed with legos as a kid, parents loved doing them with me and it was a great bonding thing recently mom gets sick(nothing too severe but lots of rest for 2-3 months) and decides it'd be fun to get back into legos new lego sets are shit, look up the cool ones from when i was a kid the shit I got for 20-50 dollars as a kid is now selling on ebay for hundreds or thousands of dollars MAN i should have kept that shit"}
+{"text":"That's sad, but I'm glad your mom is doing ok. I'm glad I kept my Lego, but nothing really ever stayed in sets (and that's part of the point, I suppose, but I miss that cool pirate ship and wild west mine)."}
+{"text":"Nigga, OP's gun is from the cowboy sets."}
+{"text":"Shit, I’d pay good money for those pirate minifigures in bulk. And by good money I mean no more than $50."}
+{"text":"What tools for self defense would you recommend for someone in Europe to have when shit goes down. There are black powder revolvers shotguns and rifles, but you can't buy them everywhere in Europe. There are crossbows and bows but what is really their capacity to defend, and of course air rifles, in some countries they are unrestricted in some countries they are cucked and they are a hassle to have around in the case of an emergency. Better yet what should everybody own, not just weapons, in case they want to survive more than 72 hours."}
+{"text":"The five round mag may be for hunting purposes. My State has a three round limit while hunting. Of course, we don't have feral hogs yet. As for the AR in .22lr, the S&W 15 22 is good for keeping the AR pattern controls in your muscle memory. But I'm just spitballing here."}
+{"text":"slap a few solar panels on the roof they'd be vulnerable, are there even bulletproof solar panels?"}
+{"text":"How effective would chimpanzees be as soldiers if you could give them almost human intelligence?"}
+{"text":"We already have that it's called russians"}
+{"text":"Please don't compare chimpanzees to russian cattle and their turd world slave soldiers, they're beautiful and intelligent creatures."}
+{"text":"Pretty bad. Do you ever see chimpanzees all working together on some bug project? Hunting together? They're lazy and have no unit cohesion. Basically Africans but worse. They're deserving of their place and will remain as dumb and primitive as they are because getting food is as easy for them as reaching out their hand."}
+{"text":"they would be too smart"}
+{"text":"Not great, at most they'd be shock troops that could barrel in with chopped down SMGs or hand guns. The disposition for conflict is there, but they lack the skeletal build that allows humans to move and shoot, making going head to head with a person a rather awkward affair. Melee brawlers are great in close quarters, but the second you get them into any other situation, they're fucked."}
+{"text":"For me it's the B-2 Spirit"}
+{"text":"FB-111A"}
+{"text":"X-ACK"}
+{"text":"literally an alium UFO"}
+{"text":"It really is a flex."}
+{"text":"Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, Consul of Rome, in January, 49 BC be doing Roman senatorial stuff (embezzling public funds, selling Gauls and Samnites into slavery, conspiring to murder rivals, arguing over who has the best toga, etc.) suddenly hear a faint voice crying outside repeatedly the voice gradually becomes louder and the words more recognizable \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" \"CAESAR IS IN ITALY!\" How do (You), the finest Roman general and statesman alive, defeat the young upstart and save the Republic?"}
+{"text":"hating Cato the Based Reading how he died won me over"}
+{"text":"Caesar is my bro, I would join him. Also, the Republic at this point is fundamentally broken, so trying to save it is only delaying the inevitable."}
+{"text":"This would just cause them to ally with Caesar to restore order and save their hides, the Senate wants Julius to be toothless not to fucking nuke Roman authority lol"}
+{"text":"Octavian was morally the lowest of scum Probably the most important administrator in the history of humanity lol, he single-handedly stabilized a system teetering on collapse for decades if not centuries."}
+{"text":"The whole Pompeian strategy was also trying to claim they were on the right side of Roman law. Breaking it and all legitimacy they did have would instantly erode."}
+{"text":"Alright, 100% honesty,no bullshit if some high roller from the CIA Directorate of Operations came to you to pull off some Black Folder shit in The Tribals of Pakistan using ONLY your current arsenal, bank account and connections could you do it?"}
+{"text":"I have a Model 70, a 1911, a Redhawk, and an 11-87. All older than me. I do not have a lot of ammo. I don't have any tactical shit. I would likely die if I attempted this."}
+{"text":"If I were you my plan would be to convince the cartel connect to be a middleman and try and get Afghan heroin exported to a third party. Set yourself or one of your vet friends up as a logistics assistant and now you have your insert strategy, Once there you have reasonable cover to ask about high rollers in the area. Now you have a reason to roll with muscle and begin the search. Who needs to be bribed? Who might cause problems if the money is connected to Terrorism? This is your in to finding whoever you are supposed to disappear.Then, when it happens you can just melt away back to North America."}
+{"text":"This of course assumes that the local ISI hitters your hired as help can deliver."}
+{"text":"Pretty sure they'd Epstein you afterwards. I know people who got mixed up in black ops, in the years that followed they all seemed to die in car accidents, drug overdoses, random muggings. Couldn't say that even a single one was murdered... yet they are objectively all dead. Maybe one day I die in a car crash, it's not inconceivable"}
+{"text":"My plan is to import drugs into another country and stop off to kill some random third worlder along the way This is how you end up in a vat of acid or some shit man, government didnt want to make waves by hiring you in the first fucking place. Bro I'd be fucking pissed if this is how you would do it"}
+{"text":"Which one? My local shop has each and they’re both $599. I like how they both feel. Wat do?"}
+{"text":"Then get two berettas and do slow mo dives while firing them at the range"}
+{"text":"You have baby hands and now I’m definitely getting the CZ because I don’t want to be associated with you"}
+{"text":"Then get two so you can fire both at once while diving through the air"}
+{"text":"I'd go for the beretta because i fckn love these babbies"}
+{"text":"1911"}
+{"text":"Winter Olympics are approaching get a renewed hankering to try my hand at some biathlon, again remember that I live in the desert and no one does biathlon within like 600 miles aw. Any snowanons here do some biathlon?"}
+{"text":"I live in the desert and no one does biathlon summer biathalon Use rollerblades, longboards, bicycles, or similar on a course. Bike & shoot would be awesome."}
+{"text":"You seem very upset, and also exceptionally dense. Guns for sport is fine and dandy, I'm just not interested in national match for reasons already stated. If you don't understand the Nascar analogy then I really am sorry about your double digit IQ."}
+{"text":"I don't know wha nascar is, sorry burger"}
+{"text":"NASal sCARring from snorting too much methamphetamine. Typically found prevalent in the lower classes in southern states with roots in alcoholism and bootlegging."}
+{"text":"Stock car racing, it started as racing off-the-lot cars with off-the-shelf aftermarket improvements. Now it's tube frame and fiberglass with custom drivetrains. It used to be cool because it was a kind of racing that anyone with interest to aspire to participate in, now it's just an f1 that only does left turns with cars that are superficially similar to production models and some restrictions on the motor. Basically no reason for it to exist anymore."}
+{"text":"Post gear. Discuss gear. Late night edition. Level IV+ and 4Chan Gold required. Old:"}
+{"text":"Jinwudun's ===stuff=== probably works but it's not using good ceramics and the BFD is bad. I was referring more to their entire lineup. They have plates, side plates, plates with cheat rings, side plates with cheat rings. Regardless, if you're pushing past 42mm BFD on M80 with a 6lb plate and can't even put up M855A1 protection, there is some seriously questionable ceramic in play. That transfers to their shields. Who wants to lug around a 30lb+ \"III+\" with no headroom? What happens if the shield gets bagged by a .300 Win or RUM? Backer just gonna blow out like a baby with a cheap diaper at taco bell? It's a shield, it should be robust. Restrain your autism Never."}
+{"text":"Who.will you get to carry it for you?"}
+{"text":"their entire lineup Who is even doing shot testing on this snake oil? Who would contribute to a go-fund-me to buy this crap and just shoot it out of the box? Protip, don't send me your money, I just want to see the chink (in the) armor work."}
+{"text":"There was an anon who was going to do /pfg/ armor testing"}
+{"text":"what weapon did they use that made the guards all drop and start puking instantly?"}
+{"text":"Possible attacks via hacking back through radio waves to lock out air defense Drones able to descend upon every combatant Possible ugv deployment based on firefight anecdotes If even 10% of the crazy shit happened it shows that the US is clearly ahead technologically."}
+{"text":"what is a flashbang"}
+{"text":"Well it was retweeted by a US press secretary. Why can’t it be both?"}
+{"text":"They probably bribed a lot of people in the regime as well realistically"}
+{"text":"POTUS said Cubans fought hard. Venezuela is coping their guys turned tail and ran because of rotor wash and flashbangs like bitches. If anything they said was true it also would've been used on the Cubans. Not to mention they were there because his own guys were incompetent and disloyal."}
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+{"text":"4,415 Officers, 4,523 Enlisted 5,178 College degrees across the AD force which means 763 of those degrees belong to enlisted which is only 16.9% of the enlisted corps found the high school or less idiot."}
+{"text":"which branch should I join if I want to do riot control?"}
+{"text":"Air Force Nothing controls a riot better than aerial carpet bombing"}
+{"text":"Like the MOVE bombing?"}
+{"text":"Im pretty certain it was just a troll and not a real Space Force guy."}
+{"text":"Which are the best snow camos?"}
+{"text":"But which NCU snow camo is the best? Finnish M05? Swedish M90? Norwegian vinterkamuflasje? Danish multicam?"}
+{"text":"snow is ice and ice is a form of water therefore he is in a marine environment"}
+{"text":"Any environment with marines in it becomes a marine environment if you think about it"}
+{"text":"Tradition. They were the first to wear military berets, and others are scaled down versions. It was effectively a hands-free umbrella/parasol to protect them from Alpine conditions when climbing"}
+{"text":"It's called fashion, sweaty :)"}
+{"text":"Is the PKM the GOAT of machineguns?"}
+{"text":"Is the PKM the GOAT of machineguns? It's getting less action in Ukraine than Ma Deuce, which tells you how good M2 is and how mediocre PKM is"}
+{"text":"People just like the PK because it looks cool and has good ON-PAPER stats"}
+{"text":"So supposedly PKP have forced air cooling system akin to Lewis gun. I wonder how effective it is. Surely the russians tested it against PKM and decided it was worth ditching the quick change barrel for it but its hard to believe that the difference was huge"}
+{"text":"i would just assume it's because it's a soviet gun that was churned out by the millions. Someone can correct me though, i know shit about the pkm"}
+{"text":"I can't think of a comment but its there."}
+{"text":"mr retard those are wet pants not shoes please compare length of bent leg vs straight leg thank you for your attention to this matter"}
+{"text":"Corregidor jump vet arrives once more, this time by helicopter"}
+{"text":"Wait a second is he walking on water there? He certainly believe so"}
+{"text":"How good of a sword was the katana, actually? I know that spears were the best melee weapon back in the day, but compared to other swords."}
+{"text":"Low effort troll is low effort."}
+{"text":"The last samurai (2003) movie is sole reason for the modern idea of \"samurai hate guns\". Anyone that have done a quick history search will quickly find out that samurai loved guns the moment they saw them. The real samurai rebelion the movie is based on was stacked with guns. It is a complete mystery how hollywood somehow did not see all the guns in japanese depictions of the battles and all written accounts of samurai rebels trying to buy as many modern western guns they could."}
+{"text":"thoughts on Dao? \"Dao\" is just chinese for \"sword\". They run the gamut of size, form, and quality like European blades to the point that discussing \"Dao\" is meaningless."}
+{"text":"It was mostly Tokugawa Shogunate era bans on firearms. Japan obviously had the tech for firearms but you didn't see anybody using them. Rather than digging into Japanese Legal Codes, most Europeans just figured it was a weird cultural thing."}
+{"text":"Dao is a generic term for \"Saber\" or \"Military slashing weapon\". Jian, for example, are also Chinese swords but Jian are not Dao. At the same time Padao have a handle longer than the blade but are still classified as Dao. Yes, it's a bit weird but it's easier if you think of \"Sabers\" as not actually swords."}
+{"text":"Hey /k/, third-worlder noguns gamedev here, I'm prototyping an FPS game where your only weapon is a pump-action shotgun. You have to manually cycle the action after each shot. In the current state of the game, the reload button inserts a shell through the ejection port when the foreend is pulled all the way back, so you can load the chamber directly with whatever ammunition you want. I'm allowing this to be done even with a shell sitting on the elevator, which makes me wonder how plausible it is, since I (virtually) push the shell in the elevator back into the magazine tube as the foreend closes the action. So, my questions are: how plausible is this behavior? and which shotguns facilitate this?"}
+{"text":"Just remember with tubemags first in last out. For example if it's 5 shells and you load slug, 00, slug, bird shot, bird shot,00. When fired it's 00, bird shot, bird shot, slug, 00. Would honestly be impressed if it actually kept track properly. And if you added in topping off on top of that."}
+{"text":"I don't see why you couldn't hotkey various types of ammo then just rack the shotgun automatically, that wouldn't be intrusive. Because OP is right, in most video games shotguns are loaded from empty, if there are different kinds of shotgun ammo rarely can you load them concurrently. As shotguns are often carried as breaching guns, I suspect it's actually very common to ghost load some utility shells that you wouldn't want to carry in the tube, either because they didn't feed reliably, or were of no value if faced with a direct threat. If you were in a stack, your breaching gun would be a dedicated tool, but if for whatever reason you didn't have a stack, then you couldn't carry for example, a wax slug chambered. And the more fanciful your ammo is the more true that would be"}
+{"text":"Yea most games can't get that right, they don't really understand weapons with internal magazines, be that clip fed rifles, tube shotguns, in many games you can't even manually chamber a Mauser. Another reason people chamber manually is to avoid making unnecessary noise. The mechanical action of many guns is reasonably audible and particularly distinctive."}
+{"text":"But you want the advanced shotgun handling to be a feature not a headache for players. So control wise, you might want to hold down the reload button to display what's loaded in the shotgun on the screen. And do a chamber check animation. Then on harder difficulties remove the UI HUD so the player only sees the animation of the chambered round and so genuinely has to remember what they loaded. And then there's the question of which controls to eject shells. Many players will find the concept that they can eject an unfired round totally alien, bewildering and extremely frustrating. And it would tend to be necessary to have that control, to switch ammo types. And this is precisely why I suspect no games have these mechanics. Shotguns have an extra load action, devs don't want to assign shotguns an extra button, just for that neich situation where either unspent shells need to be ejected, or shotguns need to be ghost loaded with something like a breaching slug"}
+{"text":"Ah shit, both those rounds have my name on them."}
+{"text":"/k/bros, we fucking won."}
+{"text":"short hair So you like men?"}
+{"text":"NO. WAY. FAG."}
+{"text":"Autist"}
+{"text":"If Beretta doesn't drop a fucking Brigadier 92 with a fucking stainless barrel, a fucking straight dust cover, fucking front serrations, a fucking normal grip for the 500 fucking yo anniversary so I can build a fucking Samurai Edge in my fucking euro country without burning fucking 12 000 fucking eurobucks and all my fucking euro gov-authorized gunslots, I will be fucking mad."}
+{"text":"Also I wondered like 10 minuts too much and fucking missed a 1/1 RE custom SBS 870 which was sold for 300 eurobucks which means it was almost fucking free considering a used Wingmaster in good condition goes for 1 eurogrand as a rarity here, and aftermarket parts are unobtainium forever. I hate myself. yeeeah but what about the winter electric bill tho My kids could've wear their hoodies godamnit."}
+{"text":"can you even call yourself a /k/ommando?"}
+{"text":"that lack of second pin is gay too. lot of shit going against the SP5 honestly."}
+{"text":"I specifically bought the turk guns because they're 1/3 the price and it's a fucking SMG not a safe queen. I can use it however I want and never think about scratching a 9mm that costs Scar money and has a million gay ass limitations like pins and blocks."}
+{"text":"Pay the extra money for the HK SP5, it's essentially a MP5F ie designed for 147gr and hollows"}
+{"text":"tfw want ASD lower 6+ weeks of waiting I HATE IT"}
+{"text":"This has to be a b8 post the way you made sure to make the glaring downsides of the SP5 be front and center in that pic."}
+{"text":"Hey fuckers, clean your guns. Grab one and shitpost with me. ATF optional. Starting with my Moist Nugget."}
+{"text":"Gazzoclean Kek, do you clean your battery terminals with coke too? Dont get me wrong, ive cleaned with gas and it works great. Diesel not so much, too oily. Anon would be better served with simple green and regular ass gun cleaner. I have damaged finished stroking too hard, yes. Im already in the system anyway, had to get printed for an old job. Coincidentally, my NICS checks started clearing in minutes instead of days."}
+{"text":"Finished stripping her down, got some of the smaller bits in the wet tumbler. Gonna let em run for a while. The pins on the floor plate refuse to come out, so i wont bother with em much more."}
+{"text":"What products are you using? Only thing I recognized is the Lucas oil."}
+{"text":"cleaning with coke Off topic but this always makes me irrationality aggravated. It's like the boomers version of \"lifehacks\" and it gets brought up too often regarding bathroom/kitchen cleaning. Not one thought put into why it \"works\", how the dollar store has 10 superior products, or that it's actually a bad idea. I don't think anyone even does it, it's just a Didya kno?"}
+{"text":"Gas gas gas It worked great on PPSh drums covered in stiff old vaseline or bong surplus L1A1 mags with sticky oily fine sand inside, and quite decent on USGI M16 mags with old ductape on them. Best thing about gasoline is that it's cheap enough to just throw stuff in it and let it soak and I almost always have some at home. For general gun cleaning I often use Konkor, a local product that's best described as WD40 with corrosion inhibitors added. It works kinda like CLP but comes in 400 ml spray bottles. Is it the best thing to use? Hell no, but it works, because honestly, almost everything does..."}
+{"text":"The Battle of Lekkerbeetje in 1600 was an aranged combat similar to the Combat of the 30 of the Hundred Years War. 22 cuirassiers in service of the Dutch Republic fought against 22 cuirassiers who served the Spanish. The reason for this arranged fight was a verbal exchange between the commanders of the respective rival cuirassier units about whose men were the better fighters. As the dutch and spanish armies were in their winter quarters, the generals gave permission for this combat. Both cuirassier commanders died during the course of this battle - the commander of the spanish unit (himself a Dutchman) was shot during the first charge and the commander of the dutch unit (himself a Frenchman) was severely wounded, captured and then killed in revenge for the death of the spanish (dutch) cavalry commander. In the end the spanish side claimed victory, as they only lost 5 men. The dutch unit lost 14. But besides stroking egos nothing was achieved - the general public however ate up stories about those chivalrous acts."}
+{"text":"The Spanish Blue Division in Volkhov by Augusto Ferrer-Dalmau Nieto"}
+{"text":"Here another favorite of mine: a fictional battle between monkeys and cats. In the context of the 17th century monkeys were often depicted in place of humans to emphasise the lower and animalistic desires and behaviors of humanity. While on the other hand cats were seen as more noble creatures, they were still animals and thus often symbolised the more calculated and cunning cruelties of one's being."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with Spaniards"}
+{"text":"beautiful mountains"}
+{"text":"Apparently for naught since ukrainians can just pelt their infantry with drones and with absolute impunity. Maybe those few wunderwaffen they have are just sitting in a parking lot in the outskirts of moscow to protect the kremlin."}
+{"text":"Its palletized, so you can have it static in the ground or fixed to the ISO-points of a flatbed"}
+{"text":"Nobody expects Ethiopia to win a third time I did kind of imagine how there could be a Cuban Missile Crisis II but in the med with some Russian proxy like Mali or Niger hosting IRBMs aimed at Europe. Iskander very unlikely There are different kinds of Iskanders. Iskander-M would be challenging to shoot down but maybe not impossible to put shot into its flight path, even at mach 6-7 or whatever. Iskander-K are just cruise missiles and probably no harder to shoot down than a Kh-101 or similar. Iskander-E is the monkey model Iskander-K but with a debuff aura on enemy moral when deployed because it can technically carry NOOKs!!1!"}
+{"text":"There are different kinds of Iskanders. Iskander-K are just cruise missiles fucking Russian tards probably deliberately did it this way to muddy the waters"}
+{"text":"The sharpest thread on /k/. Underrated Knives Edition"}
+{"text":"Yeah. What are you trying to accomplish with that rubber band?"}
+{"text":"To have it with you?"}
+{"text":"They're all the same fucking knife, who cares? Every spyderco is identical."}
+{"text":"Spydercos are built for the hand, not the eye. You can really get a full, stretched out grip on a Military or Military 2, whereas your fingers must be scunched together to fit the Para Military 2 handle grip area. Not so much with the Para 3, because with that, you palm the butt of the knife handle."}
+{"text":"Korean War Edition Post wood (furniture) Big Rifles Big Bullets As always; No commies Previously thread: >>"}
+{"text":"Aussie L1A1 have different lightening cuts on upper and lower receivers from the british rifles, other than that it's the same stuff. To my knowledge, parts interchange with british rifles. Have never heard anything wrong about them considering the build quality. They were made in a proper gun factory thoroughly experienced in making rifles. My only worry would be availability of magazines, fellow czechanon."}
+{"text":"*upper receiver only, my bad Anyway, if I didn't already have a bong SLR, I would buy the aussie in a heartbeat."}
+{"text":"if I didn't already have Let me offer some wisdom? Never let having one keep you from more of a good thing."}
+{"text":"how to beat mongols/horse nomads? Fortifications? focus on range? heavy cav? hold out until the current khan dies?"}
+{"text":"What was the population density of the nomads the Russians fought? It was always combined arms or vastly superior cavalry not firearms that sedentary civilizations were able to nullify steppe force concentration. Likewise the Han dynasty were able to crush the Xiongnu with cavalry, wagon laagers and crossbows more than a millenia ago. The hardest part with dealing with steppe nomads is how to deal with the aftermath, the Qing perfected this by forcing religion and enforcing strict boundaries to prevent the rise of a charismatic leader."}
+{"text":"Jap family names have 2 characters each, while chinee family names use 1 character. They're literally half-japs all the way down to their fucking names lol"}
+{"text":"Hire them as mercenaries. Point them towards that fellow noble with whom you've been feuding with. Before he does the same."}
+{"text":"Europe was so ridiculous that there is literally a fortification every four or five miles in some places, anon. It's very hard to do ANYTHING when you're constantly being watched by mildly retarded heavy cavalry who are very, very good at sieges and shock combat, and you're stuck either sieging them and getting raided by their neighbors, or bypassing them and getting raided. That and Europe doesn't he r the physical space needed for steppe tactics - you either coming to a pitched battle and win, or get pinned against something and do it anyway, but with very little maneuvering room. This is literally what happened to the magyars."}
+{"text":"This is an extremely kino sighting arrangement. not necessarily a lyman made peep, but a peep with a ramped bead is pretty based. peep and post is probably way more accurate but this is top level comfy"}
+{"text":"air rifle?"}
+{"text":"You can get crosshair posts for ARs if need be Personally if I had another upper I'd stick one on there for the lulz"}
+{"text":"Yeah so long as the rear sight is not an aluminium POS."}
+{"text":"are you talking about skinner or something else ? one of my ARs is a match rifle and I think a post is nice for target shooting with a 6 o'clock hold and the other has a fixed front sight so I don't want anything distracting in my FOV when using the red dot"}
+{"text":"What's really kiko are the occluded reflex sights that briefly proceeded modern holo sights. It's like one eye you're looking over open irons, with the other you're looking at a black piece of paper with the reflex sight, and your brain just pieces that together and super imposes them. It feels like vr, like you're robocop. It's actually a technique you can employ to augment a basic compass with azimuth for range finding. You can use a toilet roll and a pen to draw yourself a gunners quadrant sight then look down the range finding sights on really old artillery to perform dead eye range finding"}
+{"text":"Everyone who lives in Germany probably met more current Nazis and SS members than him."}
+{"text":"I myself used to hold the rank of SS-Sturmbanfuerer."}
+{"text":"after you, faggot higher ground pressure lol considerably weaker gun fully adequate against sherman and t34, only struggle against the heaviest weights on either side, which, surprise surprise, the short 88 also struggle against.. tougher to drive aside from neutral steering, which also required significantly more maintenance"}
+{"text":"narvik: hitler's first defeat (og title: Kampen om Narvik) the movie has some problems but not without some cool and interesting scenes. and it think it's the only film i've ever seen when we see french mountain troops in action"}
+{"text":"You think I'm dumb, but you replied to yourself? This is over dude, good lord lol"}
+{"text":"You're tasked with building a kit to help Iranian resistance against the Ayatollah regime, the kits you build will be airdropped into Iranian territory in large dufflebags and then picked up by chosen operatives. You have $3k per kit to try to arm an light resistance guerrilla fighter, you can only source items from the US civilian market. At minimum you should provide a rifle, a pistol, body armor, essential accessories and ammunition for both, as well as any survival or tactical implement you see necessary. What kind of stuff do you pick?"}
+{"text":"That falls under the secret police Secret police!=sharia police Two separate groups of future wall facers"}
+{"text":"The location you've posted has been the turkish-persian border for longer than most other borders in existance. It is so because of the natural terrain. Pushing 50-100k boots through those mountains is madness."}
+{"text":"$0.66 cpr x39 We really fucked up with this timeline."}
+{"text":"Technically Russia did."}
+{"text":"which weapons would a modern day vampire hunter use? no wooden stakes, no crossbows, silver blades, no holy water flasks or garlic necklaces allowed, just modern cutting edge tech."}
+{"text":"'80's hair was so hot. Girls today are slugs. Fucking sweats, tats, crocs and a ragged pontytail, vaping and cursing like whores. Instead of dressing, hair and make-up... like whores."}
+{"text":"80s girls Speaking of vampires, I rewatched Captain Cronos Vampire Hunter specifically for Caroline Munro. The amount of sperm I sacrificed to her and Jane Seymour would've made them both embarrassingly pregnant by teenaged me. As for weapons, Vampire$ by John Steakley had some interesting approaches; the movie did more of it."}
+{"text":"she was plenty cute already in Juno"}
+{"text":"drone swarms projecting big ol cross over the night sky"}
+{"text":"Post funny images"}
+{"text":"Out of the ones posted, this was what you saved? Sad"}
+{"text":"Super mario"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Holy shit I remember this thread. Do any anons have the Halo or Columbine edits?"}
+{"text":"This so much better with sound"}
+{"text":"If you could infuse any animal/insect with humans to create the perfect super soldier, which animal would you choose?"}
+{"text":"Nay, it's an AI mongoloid AK. Glad to see AI is still only on par with poor drawings of guns."}
+{"text":"begging the question What IS the appropriate medium for this kind of thing?"}
+{"text":"The idea is to make them better, not worse. Those animals are too unstable."}
+{"text":"pistol shrimp maybe. it would be cool to snap my fingers and make plasma form right into my enemies' face. probably wouldn't work out of water though?"}
+{"text":"I would infuse humans with nigger DNA to make us run faster"}
+{"text":"How is this possible without TOT? Easy, Dassault moves their manufacturing to India so it's Indian labor building parts in India for a French company to install in jets they'll sell to India."}
+{"text":"80% of jets will be made in India Oh no"}
+{"text":"I remember the Chinese stating its roughly competitive with the J-10"}
+{"text":"even their brahmos missile is literally just russia making them an oniks that they can put together themselves."}
+{"text":"Yes that's why Indians constantly want others to sell a 5th gen fighter to them."}
+{"text":"Thoughts about the new Russian urban camouflage?"}
+{"text":"random moving pile of warm rocks in an overgrown farm field"}
+{"text":"Its January in the northern hemisphere."}
+{"text":"Thoughts Nothing new here. Phaser II should suffice."}
+{"text":"Exactly."}
+{"text":"motor rifle platoon disembarking"}
+{"text":"3D Printed Guns What are the best filaments you guys are using for frames and gun parts? Is it still PLA + or are the different carbon/glass infused filaments better? What are you guys printing?"}
+{"text":"if you have an injection molding machine. otherwise it sucks fucking dick"}
+{"text":"No one injection molds PETG, you're thinking of PET. Which is actually a pretty good plastic for 3D printing as well, but it needs an enclosure and no one with an enclosure prints PETG because of the vast variety of better filaments they have access to."}
+{"text":"What are the requirements to be a blc beta tester?"}
+{"text":"That's... that's not accurate. The european deactivation standards was very inconsistent across the continent and ever changing, with them being considered paper weights. The market was filled with legacy deactivations from different eras, which would go for higher prices. You could run into a nagant deactivated in the 90s which had a steel plug fitted in the barrel and the firing pin removed. And that was it. This is just an example. However the bulk of the trade was eastern european countries getting rid of their cold war supply. The market was suddenly flooded with these ultra cheap odd SMGs, which different groups liked to obtain with access to workshops. The way this worked is that the barrel would usually have to be either replaced. Alternatively the barrel could be welded and then put on a lathe to be smoothed out. As for the 45 degree cut breech face, that was not an issue for anything but rifle calibers. The missing area can be simply filled in with weld and then machined or filed to spec. Again, contributing to their popularity as products. You would have unemployed gunsmiths (thanks gun control) or hobbyists who would work your piece for an amount of money. This isn't as simple with high pressure firearms such as rifles. Which is why AKs were far less popular than say UZIs. That's where your \"blank\" Czech VZ 58s come in, for the very reason you explained. As for the zinc blank guns, they're a thing and still are. Baikal was a thing for a very short period of time in UK before discontinuation, but if you were to go out now and buy yourself a generic illicit gun, you would most likely be handed a converted zinc blank gun. This is because it's a lucrative business in comparison to actual guns. A zinc blank gun with a new barrel, and that's it. In general such a gun in .380 doesn't last very long before breaking in some catastrophic way, but say something like a .25 or .22 would last for a long time."}
+{"text":"What’s your favorite gun? Mine is my Nighthawk Custom Predator in 10mm."}
+{"text":"I dunno, pretty much all the 180gr+ for 10mm work from reputable brands. Hornery and Nosecandy in particular perform remarkably well. I know jacket separation is technically failure, but when both exit it's hard to argue against. I can't speak to Rowland as I've never loaded or owned one, but I would imagine it's a similar situation. Especially with hard cast."}
+{"text":"This october I finally found a NOS barrel for her older sibling. Borderline fucking mint. There are some new barrels being made but there's always been some issues with the fluting and construction. Need to once again ask the guy about finishing the receiver. Had really wanted a 540 series but looking at the Bloke/Chap video, it seems that the 550 is a near universal direct upgrade in every way. I do wanna get the modern scope mount and try shooting the STGW with an optic. Fuck I could get a threaded modern barrel and try running it suppressed."}
+{"text":"Just pay $15k to the JDI guy for one. They’re real neat I blasted a slammed one in Switzerland when I went to SIG"}
+{"text":"I do wanna get the modern scope mount and try shooting the STGW with an optic"}
+{"text":"Always hilarious to me how tasteless the Swiss are with these guns because they’re like 2015 Mosin cheap over there"}
+{"text":"Reloading general My press after sizing/depriming/cleaning primer pockets of over 6,000 pieces of .45 Auto brass. My die is an undersized die from EGW. They have Lee custom make dies .003\" undersized to eliminate Glock bulge on brass. With my RCBS dies I had some rounds not fit in a match chamber."}
+{"text":"Do I trust this boomers load for .357s in a rifle? I have plenty of Titegroup, hardly any 2400 left that I can't find in stock."}
+{"text":"How bad can it be? Load a few, chrono and check for signs of pressure (there won't be any) as normal."}
+{"text":"I found a Sierra guide after a bit that verifies the data. I don't own a chrono but know someone I can borrow it from at some point."}
+{"text":"Ya, send it. A chrono will help you tighten up your groups too by working out inconsistencies with charging too"}
+{"text":"inconsistencies with charging It would be good to see 4\" revolver vs 16\" velocities, but I'm good about measuring powder consistently."}
+{"text":"New Abrams just dropped"}
+{"text":"M1 needs to spend an hour refueling every 3 hours And an hour cleaning the filter every 2 hours. 24 hours in the day Meaning it spends 20 hours of the day refuelling and getting it's filters cleaned???"}
+{"text":"will be destroyed by armata ))) in all seriousness looks cool"}
+{"text":"Assault gun, as the name imply, is used for assaults (along the infantry) and for direct fire, it needs armor, not all SPG need armor and some of them barely had a frontal shield useful against small calibers (optional). During WW2 everything ended getting a lot of armor and even TD were pseudo light-medium tanks or assault guns."}
+{"text":"The HE fill would be just under double a 120mm, so about 15 pounds HE."}
+{"text":"AMP round for the 140 mm"}
+{"text":"Long story short, the leafland government is filled with a buncha dicks, and they've banned all the fun guns here. They've just launched a \"compensation\" program, which I've got to take part in, because I have a Norinco AR-15 that I wouldn't be able to export to the US. I'm a Canadian citizen but in a very desirable hireable field, and I'm moving to the US by summer to take a position somewhere (not going to dox myself), meaning I've got to take part in this stupid program. My question is: What do I sharpie all over my AR so the government can't use it in propaganda posts? Giant dicks? Shitting dick nipples? All my ideas are very phallic, I'm sure someone here has a better idea. inb4 don't take part unfortunately I was a moron and purchased a \"restricted\" firearm, which means the government knows I have it and they WILL be coming to collect, likely by the end of March, before I leave for the states. In order to get the fuck out of this shithole, I've got to give up my guns. I'll definitely be buying more guns once I'm in the US (Don't worry, my family has been in Canada for 300 years, if you catch what I'm saying. I'm not an h1bSar) So what do I draw on my AR-15 before the cuckolds in government come to take it?"}
+{"text":"disassemble the gun in its entirety and then put each part in its own separate bucket of cement or clear epoxy"}
+{"text":"Which part of the AR is considered registered op? Like, in the US, only the lower receiver is actually a \"firearm\" and serialized, literally every other piece is just an unregulated component. Can you get away with simply turning in the \"non-firearm\" parts, and smuggling the rest across the border in a tube sock tied to a car frame rail or something? A genuine Norinco upper would probably sell for big bucks in the lower 48. That's a rare bird."}
+{"text":"in b4 usa, usa,usa, they did the same thing to you during katrina and your 2a did fuck all They literally shot at cops and banned confiscation of firearms during emergencies in Louisiana you retard"}
+{"text":"Go back to India Raj"}
+{"text":"Why were shooting stances in older movies so much cooler?"}
+{"text":"Kys!"}
+{"text":"because the Internet didn't exist so there weren't hundreds of thousands of people tearing apart the unrealistic gun play"}
+{"text":"This. Back then total disregard for how guns actually worked was totally fine, and the gun was a magic wand for screenplay"}
+{"text":"Does it? It looks dumb. It worked because people didn't know any better, but now every single person on earth has played a FPS where you shoulder the gun to aim better."}
+{"text":"Watch the video where the vietnam vet kills that chickenshit cop, the vet advances on the cop while hip firing as suppression."}
+{"text":"Trump will bring back the dreadnought but with railguns"}
+{"text":"Ok but why?"}
+{"text":"~300 miles away That was the original goal. The Navy determined that the 64 MJ railgun required to achieve it was infeasible which is why they canned the project. The 32 MJ railgun planned for the BBG-1 class is useless, which is why they're just bolting on a single one so they can pretend an expensive cruiser is actually a cheap battleship. Designing an entire class of ships around these would be utterly retarded."}
+{"text":"Trayvon Martin Explain the wounds on the back of Zimmerman's head."}
+{"text":"you don't really need much in the way of armor anymore, but yes, with a smaller ship, you can actually give it relatively decent armor without it weighing too much. the rof of railguns and accuracy of guided projectiles mean you don't need multiple turrets with multiple guns, which leads to massive vessels."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure if the US warship with the laser was even real. None of this shit is real, it's just American psyop to try to discourage the Chinese from hitting US carriers with standoff missiles."}
+{"text":"How can they be the best European arms manufacturer so easily bros? From drones, to jets, to small arms. How do they do it?"}
+{"text":"Turkey has been European since 1453, deal with it. You're an arab country. Your pig god is allah. YWNBE"}
+{"text":"The problem is they break within the first shot"}
+{"text":"Turkish small arms are by no means bad. Generally okay for the price range"}
+{"text":"t. zhang he, corncob and drywall architect, chongqing."}
+{"text":"In May 2025 while visiting US, I attended a university graduation ceremony in Manhattan as a tourist. And I noticed that 95% of fresh graduates were of Asian origin."}
+{"text":"Should Denmark and the EU start converting container ships onto makeshift destroyers by installing radars and containerised VLS cells and CIWS in order to face the US Navy in Greenland? The European shipbuilding industry is in a lot better shape than the US"}
+{"text":"Trump is gone in three years anyway, nice of you to think he and his roaches will be willingly relinquishing power and not try to hang on to it with sheer raw violence tyrants are not voted out of office, they are forced out of it. See every trump like from assad to orban to monke to CCP"}
+{"text":"mhmh. go tell that to agent orange. he sees the mercator map projection and it triggers his megalomania. that is all the reason US needs today to backstab its friends and allies"}
+{"text":"shitskins think basic courtesy and diplomacy is weakness see this is the reason nobody respects you and everybody looks down upon you. Act like gopnik, get treated like a gopnik"}
+{"text":"I voted for that"}
+{"text":"He is out in 3 years you dumb fuck. There is no scenario in which he stays in power after that."}
+{"text":"suppose the secrets of making stuff like hypersonic missiles, quantum computing, cyber warfare and AI controlled drones were lost for a number of reason. would it be possible for humanity to eventually grasp back the tech necessary to build them, or are they so advanced it would be impossible to do so, and thus be lost forever?"}
+{"text":"There's no secret, it's all trial and error. If the tech itself was lost assembling a team of engineers to work on it would solve the problem eventually, but that costs time and money so people most likely wouldn't bother."}
+{"text":"we still can't figure out how they made greek fire so maybe, who knows"}
+{"text":"figured it out once, will do it again, having the knowledge that it existed at one point will just make it quicker there was no singular great mind that made these things happen no resource that has been completely depleted"}
+{"text":"I think it's been figured out, they just don't have enough information to say positively that any one reaction is the one described in history"}
+{"text":"Dude, we can't even make a website that works. The people who could were all laid off in 2015 in the name of diversity. There's still time to recover the knowledge but it would mean bringing a bunch of old White guys out of retirement at $120/hour."}
+{"text":"I want to stick this prism on my mp5 but it's unclear to me what mount to buy to put it on my mac. What are my options?"}
+{"text":"in the same way a lot of lever guns come with those shitty a historic buckhorns I'm a slave to historical authenticity in my period guns and I thank Christ that regular notch-and-post sights were common on lever guns then as well because fuck me running I would weep if I had to endure buckhorns when shooting my 1873."}
+{"text":"yeah I thought cuckhorns were only an 1894 thing but I have seen older 1873s and 1866s with them. the rest of the sight makes sense because you can set the elevation without using the front sight so it works with a bead but the wings are just terrible and block your sight picture too much"}
+{"text":"I just ordered the 9mm reticle version of the slx along with the leapers utg pro mount. looks like it's easier to mount than the traditional claw style although I'm sure the BT ones sre great too."}
+{"text":"looks like it's easier to mount than the traditional claw style ...? It mounts literally in the exact same way lol"}
+{"text":"these have a locking cam you insert and then tighten down the screws. The old ones have fixed claws you have to mess with. Dont know how much of a difference it actually makes but people are saying its a bit easier to install. Idk I'll find out."}
+{"text":"With modern lasers, capacitors, and power plants how many 500 lb JDAMs could be shot down if all were targeting the laser? Let's assume 2 kilometers altitude, 1000 km/h speed. Could they even do 1?"}
+{"text":"Oh I completely forgot about the LPH they had. Any idea when that's due in game?"}
+{"text":"If the entire unit is 15-18 tons why isn't there a turantula mounted variant of one of those laser CIWS yet? Logically, of course gameplay wise it would be terrible as you'd be a flying ball of invulnerability, but it seems like an obvious place to take it."}
+{"text":"Devs need to do some research 80kw is actually really low for such a thing, pic related is 20kw and the Army is hot on a 300kw+ truck on a HEMTT that's about the size of the things in game. with how effective those lasers in game are afaik I think 800kw would be a proper label instead."}
+{"text":"That's kinda my complaint about nebulous FC. Feel like they should just go and stick a zero on most range and speed values"}
+{"text":"You ain't SHIT"}
+{"text":"11.5 GPR with LPVO+stacked dot. Super Duty upper, still researching what LPVO but between Razor Gen 2 and Vudu"}
+{"text":"Aero Yeah you're a girl alright"}
+{"text":"bunni Perhaps but the pregnant Anne Frank poster had me realizing that my OP was attracting attention from non-regulars"}
+{"text":"That are reliable and don't cost $2000?"}
+{"text":"Beyond all the normal precautions to take when buying a second hand gun? Not really. AFAIK there isn't any difference in accuracy between the 4 groove and 2 groove barrels, so that isn't a concern. They are common enough you can afford to be picky about which one you want to buy, so feel free to pass over guns that have condition issues you don't want to deal with. I can't say what price you should be looking to pay both because local markets can vary and because it's been years since I bought my 1903. Maybe go ask in /msg/ if that thread hasn't gone completely to shit. Now, if you're looking to get a 1903 that isn't a 1903a3; there's a lot to be said. More than could possibly fit in a 4chan comment or twelve. At that point I'd ask if you're looking for historical value (war time vs not); pedersen device cuts, a specific manufacturer, etc. Sticking to an '03a3 actually makes it a lot simpler."}
+{"text":"120 for the lower (bought years ago) 700 for the upper 400 for bcg and charging handle and parts kit so you get a rifle for under $1500 500 for the scope couple hundred more to swap stock and add accessories so I'm about 2000 all in but if you are poor you don't want a .308 semiauto, every trigger pull is another dollar"}
+{"text":"I used to have one. It was garbage. So much so I decided I'd take a loss on selling it rather than keep it. When I bought it, I thought of it as a cool civilian version of a US service rifle, a semi-auto .308 that could reliably send bullets on target past 400 yards if need be. As I used it, it became the bane of my existence; an unreliable piece of shit that couldn't go through more than 8 rounds without malfunction unless it was being fed nickle plated match grade ammo. I didn't just not like it; I actively hated it. I did research (which admittedly I SHOULD have done before purchasing the gun but I was stupid and thought \"oh it's iconic, it's based on a service rifle, it looks cool as fuck, it can't possibly be a _bad_ gun.\") and discovered my experience was not unique, it was in fact dishearteningly close to common. So no. I don't currently have one. The closest thing I can offer to proof of having owned one is the picture I posted of the cleaning tools. Only reason I have that picture is because some idiot claimed you don't need specialized tools to keep the thing properly clean or to work on it while I still owned the thing. I haven't deleted it because there are still dumbasses that will say the same thing. You can believe me or not. I don't actually care... except for having written this much post I suppose. So whatever."}
+{"text":"one Got it, stopped reading here."}
+{"text":"reeeeee despite multiple people telling you that you're wrong Zoomer brains are honestly something else."}
+{"text":"ITT: guns you were excited to get but then were disappointed by when you actually shot them. I'll start."}
+{"text":"Might as well post a pic of it too."}
+{"text":"weighs more than you'd think Uzis are heavy bricks"}
+{"text":"pic not related"}
+{"text":"That's a bummer man. I've got a couple uzis and they've all been 100% reliable. They're all using either OG 16\" model b IMI barrels, or 10\" SMG IMI barrels though. I've heard that for whatever reason, many aftermarket barrels have feeding problems, even recently produced Green Mountain barrels. I'm not sure what the fuck the problem is there, you'd think someone would have it figured out at this point. The folding stocks on them are extremely unpleasant when compared to the fixed wood ones. Aesthetically they're the best, but god do they suck, especially in the winter. Worst part of the gun. An Uzi with a loaded mag weighs almost exactly the same as a fucking FAL."}
+{"text":"Yeah that thing can be a little annoying but once you do it a bunch of times you'll get it"}
+{"text":"I've been told these new sites in the Philippines have an outsized effect on the calculus regarding a Taiwan contingency but how is this so? There isn't much actual infrastructure there atm I think and some are literally just dirt strips. And none of them are like the Subic of yesteryear where it was literally a sovereign US base"}
+{"text":"have an outsized effect on the calculus regarding a Taiwan contingency Speak like a human being"}
+{"text":"have an outsized effect on the planning regarding a Taiwan invasion"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"They don’t specifically change anything. In a hot war with the US, besides China completely face planting as US subs rape the PLAN inside and especially outside the first island chain, the US would be heavily increasing basing ops within INDOPAC. This is regardless of initial effectiveness of Chinese missiles salvos on US bases. We’d see a big uptick on bringing additional airfields online over time just like the USN bringing Roosevelt Roads back online before they decapitated Venezuela. These sites are just preemptive staging grounds in one country but it’s a foregone conclusion that Japanese, Australian activity would surge too. You’re gonna see an uptick in chink shilling here as Russia continues to fade away from any semblance of global power discussion as they solidify their place as the most embarrassing military of the 21st century."}
+{"text":"Remember a few years back when China thought they had won over the Flips and then continued to be bastards around the Paracels and everyone realized the yellow apes are untrustworthy retards? They could have actually gotten set up in the Philippines but it was a scorpion and the frog situation I guess."}
+{"text":"Did you?"}
+{"text":"Two hands on the gun is always going to be better, but I've come to believe that a flashlight+gun hold is good enough, at least for me. I never have to worry about if there's a WML to fit a gun I want, if it's a good light, if there are holsters available for that combo, or practicing a different draw to activate the light. With a flashlight in my offhand, it's the same draw and form with every handgun, rail or no rail, big or small. If I'm ever in this but-what-if scenario inside of a but-what-if scenario and the difference of a few hundredths of a second gets me killed, I will gladly accept that I was wrong."}
+{"text":"If it's a decent Maglite, you've also got an impact weapon cocked if it's held backhand."}
+{"text":"Yeah, incandescent bulbs weren't going to dazzle anyone. Maybe obscure their vision if it was right in their face, but not give them a tan like a modern 1000+ lumen LED death ray will."}
+{"text":"I want to get her pregnant now. She's still sexy."}
+{"text":"There's people around that really believe chinese hypersonic memes can hit american ships sailing at 30 knots in the middle of the ocean LOL"}
+{"text":"That was 2013, so yes."}
+{"text":"gps terminal guidance Nah, think more SACLOS ATGMs, the missile never knows where it is and it doesn't have to because a satellite is looking at both the target and the missile giving steering commands. As for hypersonic trailing wire antennas they have already been tested."}
+{"text":"aussie coal too. For some reason I don't see that flowing as freely if the US and China are at war. I haven't run the numbers but I've always assumed this would be somewhat offset by losing 50% of their export market overnight and shutting down huge quantities of local industry not that it's great for them, just that their other coal sources will stretch further"}
+{"text":"With the tech you’ve laid out yes it’s difficult but  correctly describes what’s available for us civilians to proscribe as the targeting principles of missiles like DongFeng. The MASSIVE variable for this whole weapons system though is this only works if there is constant communication maintained with the orbital guidance asset. This is a huge vulnerability that no one on this board is going to be able to evaluate, but seeing as current Chinese ISR satellites mimic the MARSAT triplet structure Soviet’s we’re using almost 50 years ago I’d wager the US is capable of some sort of orbital/ground-based OECM or intrusion via the X-37b that has already occurred. This is a very delicate system unlike telemetry needed for striking a static target, and the further away the carrier is the more vulnerable this whole thing gets. But you won’t see chinks talking about that as they flail around on here."}
+{"text":"more like 900 million to 1 billion at most."}
+{"text":"That is a prominent part of the scenario were the conflict wounds down to nothing because the Chinese know they can’t go up against a US ACG."}
+{"text":"They would've been turbo-fucked. The Gulf War had an army built very much like the PLA getting absolutely raped in the field. They had numbers, they had A LOT of Chinese-built gear, and they didn't stand a damn chance against Western advances. This actually made the Chinese leadership realise how badly outmatched they were and shelve plans to invade Taiwan indefinitely while commencing a full-scale rebuild of the PLA to mimic Western practices rather than Russian."}
+{"text":"I think it's pretty smart how it played out Chinks targeting the furthest and easiest pickings from Taiwan Both sides avoid striking the mainland to prevent escalation Both are hamstrung by external political considerations, PRC doesn't want to do too much to warrant an American response and the ROC doesn't want to use too much force lest they scare off American support by looking like an aggressor Using the Flankers to make ROCAF fighters turn, letting the nominally worthless rear aspect missiles useful Dat sub duel It all peters out, neither side wanting to recognize what the other did and declare war over it Good vid, usually these hypothetical conflicts just slam both forces together at their maximum strength with no consideration for movement or what's available in theatre and absolutely no thought towards the internal and external politics of such a conflict"}
+{"text":"while commencing a full-scale rebuild of the PLA to mimic Western practices rather than Russian. How did they manage to fail so badly at that?"}
+{"text":"Well they're still fucking communists so they've got a lot of head-ass politicking going about."}
+{"text":"Why do they have such a hard time figuring out new surface ships?"}
+{"text":"They don't, they have a hard time not getting their funding rugpulled."}
+{"text":"bad contracts that benefit the military industrial complex Government doesn't stand firm on their prices, so projects bloat to the point of being unreasonable then the government cancels everything at a loss MIC should be held accountable and made to produce what they promised at the price they promised and if they take a loss it was their fault for the bad bid but this is all on purpose, the politicians get their campaign donations, the admirals that make changes last minute to justify additional expenses get a job lined up for after they retire"}
+{"text":"This. If Congress didn't cancel the Zumwalts and seriously delay LCS mission module development, we probably wouldn't be in the current mess."}
+{"text":"The problem wasn't the mission modules directly, it was trying to make them work on both Freedom and Independence without a standardized interface system while both ships were simultaneously being modified mid-production. But yes, it's Congress's fault since the only reason they bought Freedom was to try and drum up more Congressional support."}
+{"text":"when you make something as good as a burke, you kinda have trouble figuring out what else you actually need."}
+{"text":"Honestly with good ammo most bullpups should be fine for hunting just like most decent AR15s. They aren't match rifles but normal hunting like you're talking about doesn't demand that either. The main difference is that some of them are pickier about ammo to get good performance, the MDR in 308 (which was its worst caliber, did way better with everything else) being the most extreme example I know. People tested like, 30 different kinds of off the shelf ammo and the performance ranged from sub-moa (0.8 specifically) for one of them all the way up to fucking 5 moa (!!), with a handful of 1-2 and plenty at 2-4. More like older guns where you had to worry about harmonics and tuning way more. But for the specific purposes of hunting it's not a big deal to use a specific good hunting ammunition, not like you're burning a dozen mags on a deer. Just be prepared to buy a few boxes of different stuff and see what whatever you get likes after you get it worked in. You say \"200m\" instead of yards, so fwiw if you aren't in America but rather Europe you have some other interesting options available, various very cool single shots like the Pfeifer Waffen SR2 earlier in this thread, as well as other bullpup bolts (and maybe straight pulls, I know they're way more common there and basically nonexistent here) potentially. Desert Tech SRS or HTI lol dude you seriously suggesting 50bmg or 375/408/416 for hunting medium game? And that gun is a heavy beast. I mean yeah they'll definitely put down a deer but jesus that's stupid overkill and it's gonna waste more meat. The SRS-A2/M2 works well for stand/hide hunting or if you know you'll have time for setup, and the covert would be workable for stalking. Worth looking to see whether other lighter stuff would be better though. And an MK2.6 would be significantly cheaper and do just as well if you don't value the ultra fast caliber changing that much, or don't want to use bigger stuff too."}
+{"text":"Are are Mormons obsessed with bullpups"}
+{"text":"Why* are I hate autocorrect so much man"}
+{"text":"If you're gonna make fun the least you can do is double check your own stuff. Ok, coolio. The problem is that availability in this particular place is atrocious but maybe eurogunz can at least be found. I know lever actions are alium wunderwaffes, bolts and semis are common enough at least."}
+{"text":"Why are Mormons obsessed with bullpups Are they? I don't think Utah has standardized on them for LEO, so it's just one man's vision who happened to be there and find a niche and turn it into a company that didn't instantly go bankrupt. The French and Israelis seem like better candidates for your question by volume anon. Dunno what Keltec's views are but don't think they're mormon either just coke fiends and I'm positive they do way more volume."}
+{"text":"Married an American. Yes. They never belonged to to gov to \"buy back\" from us, fuck that at any price. I love my shield plus for its size, capacity and ergonomics, but I can't hit shit with it. I generally carry 380s, most recently the 2.0, but I also like small revolvers"}
+{"text":"damn, lucky bastards. Ideally I'd find a way to get my and my gf up there, so the only option for me seems to be landing a job. I can't imagine ARs and pistols being so common I get bored of them, sounds like a dream :("}
+{"text":"Baked"}
+{"text":"For what it’s worth my second cousin who works on the finance side of the energy sector was able to move to the US from Calgary, I think he is living in Seattle right now. My other cousin who is a professional dancer(not exotic you pervs) moved to NY and works on Broadway, but she doesn’t have her permanent residency, has either an artist visa or work visa. My understanding is it’s hard to legally acquire a firearm if you are in America on a work visa, but not impossible, especially in states with private sales. Before I got my green card my wife technically “owned” any of the things I bought, then once I got the green card I was able to legally be the one carrying. When we would drive we kept a pistol in the center console, and if we were pulled over, it was her pistol. Should note that green card holders typically experience delays with NICS background checks so buying through private sales results in fewer headaches."}
+{"text":"Working powered exoskeletons have been real for nearly 20 years Working laser turrets have been real for nearly 20 years Working railguns have been real for nearly 20 years Working plasma cannons have been real for over 30 years Autonomous robots that understand simple commands have been around for over ten years People act like drones are the most advanced weapon around when we've been using them since WWII What gives? Why is everyone still pretending that we're living the 20th century? People are so tired of waiting for these weapons that they're building the things themselves in their garages."}
+{"text":"You can ionize air with laser pulses and then run a current through that channel."}
+{"text":"Reading is hard huh?"}
+{"text":"So...can you provide an example of that? Not helping."}
+{"text":"Electrolasing."}
+{"text":"All things precision shooting, no experience necessary. Discuss rifles, barrels, action, glass, loads, groups, competitions, and anything else related to the pursuit of tighter groups and longer shots."}
+{"text":"It's not really worth going suppressed with velocity dependent cartridges imo. I've never tried suppressing my 6.5cm, but I did go to a JP enterprises brake and it's extremely mild shooting even with nuclear loads"}
+{"text":"As you are asking; It's you."}
+{"text":"could you not just get the suppressor adapter for the hellfire?"}
+{"text":"Yes, absolutely. I was more curious about suppressor vs brake for those that have shot both. Seeing as how both do control recoil, a suppressor would be quieter, but you'll eventually get heat wave distortion, break is louder but no heat wave and maybe even better recoil control?"}
+{"text":"heat wave Just wrap it up. Even fabric tape cuts down on mirage."}
+{"text":"The FA-XX program is being gutted to fund \"battleships\" that will likely never be built?"}
+{"text":"either trumps are being built or another large surface combatant is, which will still be very large and expensive. the navy is adamant on dark eagle, and there's no room to put them on ddg(x)."}
+{"text":"Is fancy stealth gimmick really the way to go in the next 30 years? Or sheer tonnage in terms of more ships? Obviously you start programs now so you have them in procurement 20 years from now..."}
+{"text":"needs more moving parts"}
+{"text":"FA-XX is getting back burnered because the funding is going to the Air Force to procure yet another hangar queen that will be too valuable to ever actually use."}
+{"text":"Obviously you start programs now so you have them in procurement 20 years from now... There aren't any programs being started now though. Trump's bullshit isn't real. One can unilaterally destroy things and tear down institutions and law just fine yeah, no doubt about that. But that strategy will not work to BUILD new things that required sustained support over 20 years. Nobody in industry will even take it seriously because they know it'll be insta-canceled with the next administration or even the next Congress in less than 1 year. Shitflinging only works for chaos and to loot what generations before you built up."}
+{"text":"Is this the absolute minimum you would feel comfortable with to protect yourself, your family? .38 special? Just hold on loosely?"}
+{"text":"Not with the lock on it, no."}
+{"text":"And 9mm mak is not 9mm luger"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"22lr snubnose though in a \"home defense\" scenario I have a 5.7. Working on a Six8 sbr next to round things out."}
+{"text":"Post some gun ideas you've had. Bonus for KelTec levels of madness. modern SA/DA cartridge revolver w/swing-out cylinder but designed on Colt 1860 lines."}
+{"text":"a metal framed, single stack, fixed barrel, delayed blowback target pistol in 5.7 made to look as close as possible to a whitney wolverine"}
+{"text":"full auto gun that shoots out of 2 barrels with recoil going up AND down so it stabilizes and shoots straight"}
+{"text":".300 blackout cheap"}
+{"text":"he doesn’t reload he can’t afford the 100 rounds a year you’d shoot through that What you want already exists and all you’re doing is complaining like a woman. The funny part about you complaining this is “too expensive” is a decent suppressor $500+. But that’s ok to spend? You even mentioned a lever action for cool factor. You can get threaded .38/.357 lever action for under $500. 38s would be even quieter. Why don’t you own that already?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts about ultrasonic/vibro blades?"}
+{"text":"Live free in the NC!"}
+{"text":"What anime convention were you attending?"}
+{"text":"What's the difference between all the apagards? I don't speak anime so I can't read the marketing."}
+{"text":"different amounts of the active ingredient, m-plus is the baseline, premio is about 1.5x more, royal is 2x more"}
+{"text":"Depends on the phase"}
+{"text":"Pls inquire about 21 and 23 conversion prices and post here, it's been awhile since I got quotes from MM, and they're reputedly amongst the most expensive. Curious about link, tsc, and parabellum quotes personally though only TSC and MM will do HK23's the rest just hk21"}
+{"text":"DM-1 belts were also manufactured in 50 round semi- disintegrating straps, with the first and last round connecting to another 50 round strip - like the PKM. The 250 continuous belt was for vehicle use and also able to attach a 50 or 250 round strip at the end (the beginning has a permanent affixed starter tab on the 250)"}
+{"text":"Anyone notice the MSRP of the M249S has exploded to $11k-12k?? That's alot of money for a gun that has such short reciever life Ohio Ordnance M240-SLR now sits at $15k+ You can literally build a MAG-58 for half that, not to mention the MG-3 bring radically cheaper"}
+{"text":"Hasn't it always been $11k?"}
+{"text":"I could swear It used to be $7k-9k"}
+{"text":"I think I actually own that belt."}
+{"text":"is that a gay aug?"}
+{"text":"It was always cool as fuck, haters gonna hate."}
+{"text":"Sus."}
+{"text":"I think they are desperate to rebrand after all the suicides involving the PS90."}
+{"text":"I feel like I have restless .22lr syndrome more than I have restless AR syndrome. I haven't really change my AR in years"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that is totally a Weaver, I saw the rubber eye cup and just assumed it was one of the Mossberg ones since they came standard with that. I'm also just now noticing the later-style Weaver bakelite turret covers yours has which should've been a giveaway."}
+{"text":"This one is markerld '44 US(a)' as a military trainer. How is yours marked"}
+{"text":"NTA; the old Weavers are nice, but they are definitely not a modern scope. I hunt with a newer Leupold for a reason. Clarity, chromatic abberation, damage (yellowing or cracking lens glue), mount options, whether they stay zeroed or not. And secondhand they fetch some money if the seller knows what they have, even more if you buy one restored; IIRC it's vintagegunscopes or something, though those are pretty. They even offer ones finished with case hardening as an option as well as matching rings/mounts. Used you can get anything from fucked to perfect. I've had several scopes that just run out of adjustment for seemingly no reason a foot off from where they need to be. God only knows why. Doesn't stop me from collecting them when I find them cheap, though. I taught myself to completely disassemble then to replace/clean up the lenses, since those are often fogged or scratched up after six decades. Having a couple, I'd be highly interested if you uploaded a youtube video or something showing that. Need to re-purge it but still. I have one of those combo front sights on a bolt action. Didn't even notice until later, absolutely nuts how thin they are."}
+{"text":"I tried to get one of their brand name optics like what you have but the Weavers looked cooler and were cheaper. NTA, but I have one and still need it mounted to a rifle I have. Fucking sweet how long it is. Rubber is even rather flexible. Almost tempted to make a casting of it so I can use copies on my B4s but it seems so risky. Absolutely still not a modern scope but fun."}
+{"text":"collecting them Bingo, aame for the Weaver rings. I have added the Nikon scopes to m watch list."}
+{"text":"Hard mode: No derailing the train Legendary mode: No killing anyone"}
+{"text":"What brand?"}
+{"text":"A couple of them are"}
+{"text":"probably dead"}
+{"text":"I have train robbers in my ancestry t. descendant of"}
+{"text":"Raep him"}
+{"text":"Guns competing to replace the L85, the \"Project Greyburn\". Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Who’s the pedo in the picture? I bet you love having your cock sucked you fat namefaggot"}
+{"text":"Wow, sick own. He will never recover from the accusation he enjoys getting BJs."}
+{"text":"Small arms don't really matter... Provided it isn't a total shitshow like original SA80. So, Sig Saaar is out. Whoever wins is going to be mostly down to politics. It's gonna be European, and someone with close ties to bongarmy small arms. Probably HK. Would be funni if it was SAKO or CZ."}
+{"text":"all AR-15 or AR-18 derivatives The current state of the small arms market is incredibly depressing and I say that as someone who LIKES the AR-15. The period between 1980 and 2010 was blessed and we truly didn't know how good we had it."}
+{"text":"For me it’s the SCAR L"}
+{"text":"ITT: Please tell me the stupidest behavior you ever witnessed by a gun owner. To start things off: Be OP, 20 years ago Grow up in a broken home Mother's boyfriend/sugar daddy/husband/whatever has three spoiled, retarded redneck kids who are big into \"outdoor\" stuff like hunting, dirtbiking, horseback riding (in the case of the girl), etc. The youngest is the most retarded of all, likes to burn things, but also takes a liking to me because I know cars and can fix his Come home late from work one night The youngest one has let himself into my house As soon as I walk in my door, he dry-clicks his revolver in my face Tell him to leave He then points the gun at his own head and pretends to shoot himself several times while laughing He finally starts to leave while flagging me with the gun Push him out onto my porch Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"something about joining the army makes people retarded I think too many guys feel like they're experts in all things they did in the military, when in reality the military teaches you the absolute bare minimum. I had a buddy who told me the classic \".50 BMG will cut a man in half or wound him if it flies by him close enough!\", and he was also told wind doesn't effect 5.56 because it's too fast to be impacted by wind...although I think that last one may be an intentional lie to keep grunts from playing with their windage knobs"}
+{"text":"Pic unrel. be early 20 somthing working local shartmart, sports counter get a young adult (21-25) looking for some cheap shit for his first carry start asking general questions to get a feel if I want to pitch a Black Hawk Universal holster to him decide not to be a cunt, and direct him to other places with a wider selection of shit end up selling him some cheap Winchester green box and a few cleaning supplies thanks me for pointing him where to shop for better quality accessories offers to pull out his new carry for me to see \"as much as I really want to see it, it's best to keep it where it's at\" as soon as he walks to the next aisle, I dip for my hour lunch"}
+{"text":"nobody cares here"}
+{"text":"go to America visit a range, rent an AR never touched an AR before think ill be ok because its just like my video games realize stock is way too short spend 15minutes trying to lengthen it autisticly bumble back to the counter to ask how to lengthen the stock I bet the range staff couldn't tell if I was joking or not but they probably realised I was just a stupid foreigner."}
+{"text":"Because this artist takes a lot of cues from shunga, and I appreciate the cultural and historical authenticity he imparts to the settings while also applying Edo-era beauty standards to the women."}
+{"text":"How are Norden submarines so stealthy?"}
+{"text":"the whole point of the exercise was to let a sub that close, you really think they aren't blasting sonar from 6 different escort ships all the time?"}
+{"text":"Its more the P-8 isnt good at flying low enough for the MAD to work. P3s commonly would fly WIG with one engine feathered to save gas while using the MAD. P-8 can't really do that"}
+{"text":"they had a lot of trouble catching diesel subs in these exercises. it led to a realization in the navy that they need to update their ASW practices. at some point enemy intelligence will allow them to figure out locations and destinations and have a sub in the path of carrier group and if that happens the USN can't just pretend that losing a carrier is ok because the enemy submarine got lucky once"}
+{"text":"That old-school \"pitbull\" minisub design, with a lot of ready torpedo tubes, and no reloads, actually makes a lot of sense nowadays. We have a lot of module-based weapons which permanently lock out a torpedo tube (IDAS missile, Seaspider anti-torpedo torpedo, Northrop-Grumman's VLTWT, double-stacked Torped 47 etc). So more tubes is better than fewer, even if you have to sacrifice reloads (realistically barely a couple in a sub that small, plus the weight/size of reloading equipment)."}
+{"text":"the whole point of the exercise was to let a sub that close. Purpose built littoral boats like u24 wasn’t meant to contest in the high seas, they were strictly for the baltic, also they don’t have AIP to begin with. The point was to test USN ASW capability against ultra quiet diesel electric boats. Also, what make you think the small size of u24 didn’t play to its advantage against active sonar ? 212cd, despite being an oceanic boat, will be shaped on purpose to deflect active sonar, too."}
+{"text":"glad you did"}
+{"text":"funkopops of /k/"}
+{"text":"bitching and moaning have community you hermit faggot"}
+{"text":"Using a tripcode and shilling your own shit in the OP GTFO faggot"}
+{"text":"I had no idea they ever left, was there some gay drama or somthing?"}
+{"text":"Post books and useful /k/-related pages."}
+{"text":"That's the dude who wrote an entire book on Stalin planning to attack Hitler first, based on a testimony from Wilhelm Keitel of all people"}
+{"text":"Yeah, icebreaker, I've read it (admittedly ages ago) but I don't remember it being based on Keitel's testimony, it's clear to pretty much every one that Lakeitel just tried to make himself look good at the process Suvorov is an ex spy, not an actual historian so you gotta take that into account, he's basically inferring a lot of stuff as spies are prone to do (one example i remember was the soviet troop positioning which was pretty dumb from an defensive standpoint according to him) That said \"Liberators\" is about his military career, not his later spy exploits, and is worth reading for his account of the Czechoslovak adventure 68' and how much of the shit that happened back then still applies in the Ukraine invasion"}
+{"text":"Hire a bunch of ex-SOF guys and put them in charge of local security forces Make them fully fledged government employees so they're technically not classified as mercenaries Would that shit actually work in real life?"}
+{"text":"Sure, but who gives a shit if they're considered mercenaries or not? The Saudis has American hit squads (dale comstock) killing people in Yemen and nobody cared."}
+{"text":"it's not like whoever would capture you wouldn't execute you just because you're legally not a mercenary if russia and ukraine do it in europe imagine what arabs or africans would do to you so there is no practical difference between being a mercenary or a \"government employee\""}
+{"text":"Buy an ad for your comic"}
+{"text":"Depends mostly on what the mercenarys home country says really. Those bong pilots who tutored chink pilots face potential imprisonment when they return home, while no international court gave a solitary shit."}
+{"text":"That'd be something you'd do to get around local laws. In your example they're classified as government employees and so it's easier to grant them into the immunity granted to something like a gendarme if you don't want to TOO blatantly ignore your own laws."}
+{"text":"Wish people talked about late-war allied ''wunderwaffe\" more often, and not only about muh ''gaymun weapons''. ASM-N-2 Bat VT fuze M3 Carbine Sikorsky R-4 T26E4 Ryan FR Fireball Centurion I Comet I (A34) F8F Bearcat P80 Shooting star Gloster meteor Get it through your fucking head Weheraboo niggers. Germans never stood a fucking chance."}
+{"text":"Have you tried not accepting a bribe? All you have to do is not take the money. It's that easy. No, really it is."}
+{"text":"Have your country tried not buying drugs? hello."}
+{"text":"I think the He162 was even less matured in development than the Me262 I think the post focusing on loss of production line maturity and changeover times yeah it didn't go into resource requirements, which is probably part of the reason an optimistic estimate was used it's only a surface approximation, but I think it illustrates the point sufficiently. as the real production figures from 1942 and 43 show, in reality it would be difficult to achieve that much production growth under constant bombing p.s. 1 point I forgot to note is that it takes at least 2 years to get aircraft factories up to full capacity; according to Tooze, the Bf109 factories set up in 42 began building in 1940, and the Fw190 factories set up in 1943 began building in 1941 it was the bombing of these factories which was severely interdicted by the RAF, with the results as shown in the table: despite attempting to grow production by at least half again if not double, Bf109 production actually fell slightly and Fw190 production grew only by 17% that is the real power of WW2 strategic bombing even with earlier introduction of Me262s in combat, could Me262 production grow to 5,000 machines a year while under bombing? I doubt it"}
+{"text":"Nigga how else am i gonna get a casus belli?"}
+{"text":"How to survive your wounds: Penicillin"}
+{"text":"he calls his collection an \"armory\""}
+{"text":"Collections like these are super cool and I'm honestly glad there's people dedicated to the hobby but, for me, I'm too old to deal with all that shit. There's other stuff I want to experience and I only have so much time in the world. My dad had a collection of vintage muscle cars which where worth a significant amount of money and no matter what he had he ALWAYS wanted something he didn't have. Anytime I tried setting up some car event, cruise, etc he could never get away from his \"collection\" because he was always restoring or fixing something. I can't help a certain portion of gun guys get lost in the weeds with object fixation and forget the original intent of the object. Shooting guns."}
+{"text":"No it becomes water down beer."}
+{"text":"He calls an actual armory a collection He calls his compound an estate He calls his international crime syndicate a \"family business\" He calls the SCIF the \"meeting room.\" He calls the intelligence agencies after him \"bothersome guests.\""}
+{"text":"It's said that trannies kill themselves to ascend. They are led by an immortal tranny named Cagliostro, who is at the head of the conspiracy and is immortal because it roped and didn't die."}
+{"text":"Cagliostro Exquisitely annoying faggot nigger even by alchemist standards"}
+{"text":"Is the swiss army knife a meme? How essential is it really?"}
+{"text":"You will need magic."}
+{"text":"TFW you were already fairy sized. . ."}
+{"text":"Then go get your pocket wife anon."}
+{"text":"She humps against your erection. Gallica is seriously the hottest."}
+{"text":"I have this one, it's just a blade."}
+{"text":"Did glocks ruin pistol designs?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"I loved the 92 because as a child I had an airsoft one. But being an adult and having reached the age of self-awareness, one cannot help but realize the 1911-45 is peak autopistol and everything that came after is just slop and nothing more."}
+{"text":"It looks good but those metal handguns are heavy"}
+{"text":"And that's a plus"}
+{"text":"They have an improper unnatural grip angle, thus Gaston's fundamentally flawed design. (nothing to do per se with polymer frame<--that wasn't his original idea anyway) glocks are to be shunned and abhored"}
+{"text":"Those destroyers were radar pickets. Damaging or sinking them weakened the overall defenses of the fleet. It was standard SEAD/DEAD stuff except the DEAD part was the kamikaze pilots."}
+{"text":"The success rate of attacks and the number of casualties when kamikazes attacked picket units that were merely small fleets with poor air defenses were a bit of a problem."}
+{"text":"Pickets are meant to be expendable Killing carriers and troopships is where it's at bbbut sead/dead That only works if you have sufficient ammo / kamikazes to continue killing the important stuff after taking out their defences If you shoot your shot and kill all the escorts but have nothing left to sink the important stuff with... that's a win for them You wake up with amphibs landing marines all over your womenfolks"}
+{"text":"Luzon was a goddamn meatgrinder, what happens when a bunch of Abandoned undertrained Japanese logistic troops and a bunch of super butthurt IJN sailors with no ships end up stupidly letting themselves get seiged."}
+{"text":"So Russian battle barns weren't even original"}
+{"text":"have the exact same trigger pull on your EDC, pocket pistol, range toy, and OC innawoods gun only need one 4473 for multiple gun configurations don't have to worry about frame failure, it's a chunk of polymer without a serial only the carrier is technically serialized, all the internals are ship to door parts You people are so small minded. If they can use the same MFC for multiple calibers even better. well I wouldn't Cool, I sure as hell would love to fill out one form and then ensure that any gun I took out of the house was setup exactly the same as any other gun because internally it is exactly the same. It's like arguing against buying one lower, putting good parts in it, and swapping uppers onto it."}
+{"text":"The X9 has transformed into a new modular system You will see what this has evolved into in an upcoming video when we get closer to shot show Did you actually watch the video you posted or are you genuinely retarded?"}
+{"text":"check when that video was posted dumb ass"}
+{"text":"STG44 scrapped Lancer cheap .50 scrapped X9 scrapped X5.7 dubious \"our update is that we don't have an update\" Every Shotshow \"Customer Poll\" PSA does is entirely for excitement and clicks and attention and they don't actually follow through on making them. 2 out of of the 5 winning projects that won the vote are now scrapped"}
+{"text":"Just like that Colt Light Machine Gun from H&R that they teased"}
+{"text":"AK General /akg/ Chocolate Chip Chinese Chestrig Edition Thread #2086 Old thread here"}
+{"text":"NTA but The one that everyone lauds as \"they finally got it right,\" the gen 3, launched in 2019. This means that there may be issues with \"the good ones\" from prior to 2020, because \"the good ones\" started production in the calendar year prior to 2020."}
+{"text":"The AK is more lefty friendly than righty friendly, since westerners like to rack with their off-hand. Just get a left handed safety. Re-engineering the entire gun would be a shitshow. VZ58s are a bit more friendly to lefties, charging handle can be on either side and there's aftermarket ambi safeties."}
+{"text":"In fact the stock safety on the VZ is for lefties, the ambi one is only necessary for righties unless you can manage using your index finger. You get last round bolt hold open and bolt release with it too. I like mine a lot."}
+{"text":"Nah, the 102 hand grenading was within the last 6 months"}
+{"text":"What exactly are the dimensions for your average AK long rivet? I have this one that I am trying to figure out what the fuck it is from that is about 5.9mm in diameter and 59mm in length, so about 2.3 inches in length and 0.233 in diameter. Weren't AK rivets usually on the thinner side compared to this, like around 4mm or so?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck are those"}
+{"text":"A7V ausf. 2026"}
+{"text":"they definitely don't use these in gaza they don't use m113s where there is a real threat of AT weapons no no"}
+{"text":"they definitely don't use these in gaza Yes, they are used but as tracked mines for demolition work."}
+{"text":"this variant or more specifically any manned m113 isn't on the front"}
+{"text":"We should call it the “gavin lecture” to remind everyone what the lecture was about and why."}
+{"text":"I'm glad I have something that feels safe and reliable to shoot, plus its ammo is cheap to boot. Unfortunately because of the 10 day waiting period, I have to wait until 3:30 cause they got a stick up their butt and wouldn't give it to me this morning, so I have to wait till tonight to head home. When I get some money, I'm going to pick up a .22 rifle and a 20g over and under."}
+{"text":"The place I went to sucked, they didn't have an ankle holster, speedloaders or even a cheap case, so i have to use my fuckhuge fire safety case and wait until i can pick up a cashbox or something to put it in later."}
+{"text":"Need her to squat like that over my face oh and Smith and Wesson is cool and stuff"}
+{"text":"plus its ammo is cheap to boot. are you retarded? 38spc costs more than 5.56"}
+{"text":"God you Californians are faggots. Don't ever leave."}
+{"text":"it's so bad now. I can't even buy parts now. and our gas is going to get to 8 bucks a gallon this summer."}
+{"text":"reddit pic go back faggot"}
+{"text":"you dont get it guys im the chad with the strong jawline and not an overweight 4'11 no guns southeast asian lmfao"}
+{"text":"some people are calling it the most indian image on all of /k/"}
+{"text":"That's not an ak-47"}
+{"text":"is it a reference to how the cod black ops commando rifle looked like?"}
+{"text":"Will it ultimately be a cult hit like the AR-15?"}
+{"text":"like the AR-15 It is an AR-15."}
+{"text":"It's a gas AR in a meme cartridge. It's an AR-15 in all but name"}
+{"text":"Skill issue"}
+{"text":"Why don't you just stop being an annoying faggot and leave then? Clearly you don't want to be here and nobody wants you here either."}
+{"text":"Nigger its basically an AR-15. Is an AR-10 also an AR-15? No but it's pretty fuckin obvious they're close. Is a Ford F-150 also an F-350? No but it's pretty fuckin obvious they're close. It's not like they made an entirely new firearm from the ground up. Could you imagine? HK-33 replaces the M-16"}
+{"text":"Do stones count as weapons? How do I git gud at throwing them?"}
+{"text":"Hold behind head, hips slightly rotated distally. Rotate using leg and core muscles, swing arm around, extend arm in the direction you want to throw it, release by opening fingers. Rocks have shit aerodynamics and are difficult to use because they are uneven weight and shape. IMO its more fun to learn other throwing weapons, like bola, throwing stick, apache death star etc."}
+{"text":"Find a local softball or baseball league to join"}
+{"text":"Learn2sling"}
+{"text":"This Human shoulder anatomy is perfectly designed to throw shit, throwing shit might just be the single greatest evolutionary advantage early humans had because as far as most animals are concerned throwing a rock is basically magic."}
+{"text":"You have a moderately sized military force and you have to deal with several hundred of these things. Here’s what you gotta remember about them: Nearly immortal, body can be damaged but the only thing that can kill them is fire sever a limb and it will keep coming after you burning them isn’t advised because the gasses inside will reanimate any corpses around them, including animals They do feel pain, from injury and their rotting bodies eating brains relieves said pain they’re very smart, able to fake calls for backup and set up ambushes speed depends on the state of decay, fresher corpses run like a human nuking them would kill them, but it would spread the trioxin gas further and make a bigger outbreak in the end Well, /k/? You gotta get creative with this one."}
+{"text":"Because we got tired of you smugly saying \"nuh uh\" to every possible solution."}
+{"text":"what bizarre projection"}
+{"text":"Nobody has done this, you childish faggot."}
+{"text":"Nobody has done this Liar, liar, pants on fire."}
+{"text":"It's based on both, and also a refence to an embalming fluid, IIRC."}
+{"text":"Holidays and winter ops. Any front, any era. Post winter /k/ino. Almost didn't make it home in time to post this year's thread."}
+{"text":"I know how it is. What's mindboggling is why they introduced that color in the shape of a piss stain."}
+{"text":"me and the boys on the hunt for wendussy"}
+{"text":"How dare Trump waste all that taxpayer money!"}
+{"text":"i dont get it"}
+{"text":"Late Christmas Edition Post what you want about anything. No rules. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I just bought a Spanish Mauser for just barely over $300, find and follow penny auctions, you have to get lucky"}
+{"text":"Carcanos are still pretty cheap. South American Mausers aren’t that bad either. But we’re never going back to 2012 prices, the hobby is more mainstream now and supplies seem to have dried up for the most part."}
+{"text":"good k31s can still be had for $500, K11s for $450. Ammo isn't crazy either. Probably one of the better bangs for your buck"}
+{"text":"Can you install a rear sight on it?"}
+{"text":"Probably but I already knocked off the front sight and ordered a hilux repro scope so I’m not gonna bother Besides, I wanna cover up that ugly grinding anyway"}
+{"text":"nearly 80 years barely any changes How did they get it so right?"}
+{"text":"thinking of framing this"}
+{"text":"One of the czarist armories probably bought a FN 1900 for their reference collection. That, or a nobleman's confiscated example ended up in the system"}
+{"text":"Optionally, one of Kalashnikov's assistants had visited somewhere in Europe at some point and had a chance to see one of those rifles."}
+{"text":"at least half the truck cargo capacity in the Red Army of 1945 was Lend-Lease, and that is already assuming best possible estimates of Soviet truck production. what if they didn't have those trucks? to this day the Russians rely on railways for their offensive logistics. that is why the major pushes in Ukraine have all been along railway lines. trucks are critical in bringing the supplies from the railways to the divisions and regiments that use them. having half the number of trucks available means offensives take twice as long to build up and launch, and cannot be exploited as fully due to limitations in how much resupply can be pushed down the road following the breakthrough. (both the Commonwealth forces and the Afrika Korps faced this problem in North Africa.) this would be particularly crippling to the Red Army which relied, then as now, on throwing vast numbers of shells and rockets at the enemy to blast their way through the enemy by brute explosive force. and in fact due to the greater cargo capacity and reliability - because again, Soviet trucks had poor availability and needed repairs and maintenance more often - of the Studebaker US6, Katyusha rocket regiments almost exclusively used Studebakers, with a small number (~20%) of the Soviet equivalent ZIS-6. these delays would have given the Germans more time to fortify their defences, which then would have taken far a higher toll of the Russians and even prevented or at least delayed breakthroughs and encirclements, preserving German forces for future battles. the domino effect from all this is massive. without Lend-Lease, the Soviets would never have taken as much land as they did in 1945, and would have taken higher casualties, easily another million or so."}
+{"text":"They did not get it right. Russopoors just can't afford to develop an alternative"}
+{"text":"The thing that really broke my sense of immersion was the fact that they insisted on giving all the russians a british accent, why? Not like tim curry can't do a 'merifat accent so what's the idea? Ok I also hated how the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko, wasted opportunity to build a cool character."}
+{"text":"Until the Ukraine War, the West still thought Russia had scifi high tech equipment."}
+{"text":"the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko I think he was KGB or GRU amd embedded as a mole."}
+{"text":"the one holdout who stayed loyal to the USSR was portrayed as a mindless whacko I'm unsure how you came to that conclusion. Sudets was a KGB plant and was the only crewmember outside of Ramius's wardroom who was briefed about the real mission. When Ramius read out his modified one Sudets was surprised & confused to hear that it was completely different from what he was told (you see his puzzled expression briefly during the announcement). For a while he had self doubt and wondered if Central changed the orders and didn't tell him. When he finally clued in he followed his training: prevent Red October from falling into US hands and 'the dark forces' (CIA). He would've been posthumously awarded Hero of the Soviet Union and his parents would be handsomely rewarded if he succeeded."}
+{"text":"Nah, I think the real brains in the West figured this out after the Soviet Union fell and we dunked on Iraq twice. Didn't stop the idiots stuck in the Cold War mindset to keep parroting what they remembered, but the serious thinkers had grown up. Now we do that with China."}
+{"text":"What the hell Russia was hit with?"}
+{"text":"IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING"}
+{"text":"soviets on venus return to retake russia Soviet space tanks shooting the Russian parliament building Soviet GRU trying to infiltrate nuclear launch facilities Space lasers annihilating airbases Soviet VDV dropping over Russian cities FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WANT THIS"}
+{"text":"Lil Peep Stalker Silent hill Neon Genesis Evangelion These are all spiritually post-soviet, so I see why Russians love them."}
+{"text":"It's a Covenant CCS-Class battlecruiser firing its ventral laser projector and \"glassing\" the surface of the planet."}
+{"text":"Hey, I liked reading some Russian books, that doesn't mean I support them."}
+{"text":"Why join the coast guard over other branches?"}
+{"text":"More MQ-9 Reapers for ISR. If budget permitted it? Something analog to the Izumo class, as in similar to a Wasp class but smaller."}
+{"text":"This is like saying when i grow up, i want to be a fire truck"}
+{"text":"AW101s would be useful, even the Jayhawk is kind of small."}
+{"text":"Why join the coast guard over other branches?"}
+{"text":"A-10s"}
+{"text":"UN peacekeepers should be armed to the tits. I'm talking tanks, artillery, jets, high training & standards for every soldier. Hell give them fucking nuclear weapons, arm every infantry man into high hell and train them into guerilla warfare & build emplacements. Then you take them, force them between two countries. And if either side tries to attack one another, you kill anyone approaching the border. You bomb bases near the boarder and shoot down any planes. And if they somehow get close to destroying this peacekeeping force, you nuke them. But how do you fund it! You force everyone to do fund it. 0,5% of GPD from every country on earth, if they don't their government will face the wrath of the peacekeepers. Its a positive for more peaceful countries that don't want to maintain massive militaries due to lower military spending. This would also make the world much more stable which is good for making money as well."}
+{"text":"What happens if some thirdie from who the fuck cares where decides he wants to take and sell the nuke on the black market? Because theres some countries who might pay for one and be willing to harbor some thirdie as part of the cost"}
+{"text":"The UN has been infiltrated by the third world for a long time. The only reason it can't cause any damage is thanks to the security council."}
+{"text":"UN My retarded friend, the UN is corrupt third-world subhuman shit fest."}
+{"text":"Russia and China need nuked or civilized Just balkanized. Neither russia nor china are actual nation states but retarded colonian empires."}
+{"text":"Well they were fighting chinks"}
+{"text":"How profitable would be to install a minigun on a shooting range next to it. And then charge people around the world to fire the minimum per minute. 10 minutes of minigun = 5000 usd. That would be a very cheap price to fire gazillion rounds no? Wouldn't a minigun spend all this ammo easily in a single day?"}
+{"text":"R&R mag dumping Do it enough and it becomes a chore. Trust me. t. used to be assigned to an armory that stored ammunition for a bunch of other commands every august we start getting phone calls \"anons, how much 5.56mm do we have left? how much 12 gauge? okay, we're not going to shoot any of that, can you get rid of it by the end of the fiscal year?\" multiply by ten or twenty commands spend downtime on duty days loading magazines shut range down for a week of twelve hour days of mag dumping, brass calls, and cleaning It's not fun after the first day. Why shoot off all this ammo? Why not just retain it past September?  touched on it. When that ammo was assigned to the command that requested it, it was based on how much it was thought that they'd need. Once they get it, they have a year to use it. If they don't, they get less next year. Commands that store their own ammo can make their own arrangements for getting rid of it, but if you're storing it for another command, you're going to have to dispose of it somehow. That's generally by shooting it although there's a pond downrange that has some stories it could tell. dump ammo into bodies of water Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we intentionally destroyed the shit"}
+{"text":"Just sell it to the cartels."}
+{"text":"Should we, the deepstate illuminati who secret control everything, make sure that civilian gun owners can find ammo on store shelves no problem, and at stable prices, so as encourage as-needed purchasing? No, we should created a massive artificial ammo shortage years and years and years and years before we put whatever our real plan is into effect, to maximize the number of civilians who will have hoarded ludicrously huge stockpiles of ammunition by the time we try to achieve our no doubt evil and extremely Jewish goals."}
+{"text":"I was debating this guy about .22LR's and 9mm because he said .22 are ass. What do you think? would you rather have a 9mm handgun with 15-17 round mag, or a .22 handgun with 20+ round mag."}
+{"text":"No i was not trying to establish dominance as i wasn't the one posting guns nor talking about them in the gc. Just someone was trying to as them stating that .22 sucks. But my contribute to the overall gun conversation was below 10%"}
+{"text":"you got that right!!! -Bob ------------------------------------------------------------- \"Big\" Bob LeMonparté Proud NEAR-VIETNAM VETERAN USAF 1978-1978 New Jersey National Guard Tryouts 1981 UAW Local 1183 1981-2007 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Setting aside the question of whether you're engagement bait or just a retard, I would definitely prefer the 9mm with 15 rounds to a .22 with 20. .22 is lethal enough when used well, but if I ever actually need a pistol it's probably not going to require more than 15 shots and I'd want the better odds of a stop in the first 1-3 rounds. Honestly, I'd go further and take a .357 mag or .45ACP over the 9 if I was carrying a full size pistol. I'd prefer 9s for a concealed pistol. But it's not like I feel naked with a .22 mini revolver. It'll do the job in a pinch."}
+{"text":"New Jersey National Guard Tryouts 1981 Kek"}
+{"text":"What are you using it for? I think there are 5 “base” guns that adult men of good social standing should cover in no particular order. 1. .22lr rifle or pistol. Cheap to shoot. Fun. Good training. Can take small game. Ideal for introducing new shooters to guns. 2. Defensive handgun in a common cartridge (9x19, .40S&W, .45acp, 10mm, .380, whatever). This is what you’d use to protect yourself in public should the need arise. 3. Semi auto tactical rifle in an intermediate cartridge. A way to maximally exercise your 2a rights while also giving you something in case of a civic emergency. Also fun to larp and pig hunt with. 4. Bolt action or “repeater” in a full power cartridge, 6.5 creedmoor or bigger. Great for punching paper and taking large game. Can put meat on the table and make you better and long range shooting. 5. 12 gauge shotgun, pump or semi auto. The jack of all trades. Clay, Birds, and small game with bird shot. Medium game and personal defense with buck shot, dangerous game with slugs. From there the world is your oyster and everything gets more specialized, but the above 5 will handle 95% of all shooting needs."}
+{"text":"Theoretically what’s the smallest ranged weapon that could be equipped by someone that could still reasonably incapacitate a regular sized person?"}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with its on its own. Just seems a bit strange for the works of an avowed pacifist to have such a strong fanbase on a board full of people who fetishize war and violence."}
+{"text":"Anon, if your dick was even one inch long it would be maybe, perhaps, borderline possible for her to take. Except for the girth. I genuinly don't know how micropenises work, and I'm not going to google it, but I imagine them more like a knob, not like an aesthetically perfect penis shrunk down to comical size."}
+{"text":"I genuinly don't know how micropenises work Ask the Chinese"}
+{"text":"Fuck off faggot"}
+{"text":"Wow rude"}
+{"text":"When will the USS Ford be able to launch F-35C's?"}
+{"text":"How bad are things for BRICS when the cope line is \"the US military will save us\"?"}
+{"text":"So do you think that some hiring guidance and workplace policies were actually a secret society or what."}
+{"text":"schizo bumping his shit thread"}
+{"text":"most hispanics voted for Trump and almost all of them hate you as much as we do."}
+{"text":"Of all of the guns you have what is the rifle (centerfire) rifle (rimfire) handgun (centerfire) handgun (rimfire) shotgun you shoot the most purely based on fun and the enjoyment of shooting that specific gun? I don’t care about your best or your most expensive (unless it’s your most fun), I want to know the ones you love shooting the most. Rifles and handguns are separated by centerfire and rimfire simply because I have a feeling .22s are going to be very prevalent in the fun factor department so let’s get both your fun .22s and also your fun centerfires."}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) HK33 clone rifle (rimfire) Henry frontier lever action handgun (centerfire) Springfield SA35 handgun (rimfire) Easily my ruger single ten revolver shotgun n/a"}
+{"text":"FRT AR9 or Marlin 1894, it's genuinely too close to call Both are super easy and cheap to shoot, of course ripping 30 like a madman is always fun but popping plates with 38s is its own level of heaven don't really shoot 22, have a nice Savage but I rarely take it out S&W 686 Just feels good to let off a fuck you 357 load and shake the forest, plus I can break clay pigeons with it at 50 yards one handed with it N/A Benelli M3 Pump and semi, enough said"}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) Galil, it's the shiznit, although I do shoot my Mosin a bunch because I have infinite ammo for it and I like how manly it makes me feel rifle (rimfire) Winchester Model 69, it's my only .22 rifle. I like shooting Shorts out of it, hitting pop cans and making that PTUNK sound is immensely satisfying handgun (centerfire) Jericho, it's all tricked out and customized and it feels like an extension of my arm handgun (rimfire) Only have a Heritage Rough Rider right now. Put a .22 Mag cylinder on it. Used to have a Colt Woodsman Match Target, but it was a safe queen and I needed to pay a dentist bill more than I needed a Kino's Journey prop that I shot once a year. Fuck it was nice though shotgun Toss up between my Remington Model 11 and my chink-built 1887 clone"}
+{"text":"Oh I forgot I have a Shockwave too, that's pretty fun, I like that I always forget to buy shells, so I don't shoot shotguns that much"}
+{"text":"rifle (centerfire) M1 Garand rifle (rimfire) 10/22 I assembled on a brn-22 receiver for CMP rimfire sporter handgun (centerfire) 1911 but I just picked up a S&W K38 that might take over handgun (rimfire) Browning Buckmark, but I want a Mk.4 shotgun Browning Superposed Most of them are the guns I shoot in matches. Not sure if they’re the most fun because they’re fun to shoot or because I just have fun at matches"}
+{"text":"What is the best in class for each category? HMG MMG LMG GPMG SAW you can choose the same gun for multiple or all categories. I'd stick with M2 M240 HK21 kinda hard to choose a SAW I like all around more than aforementioned choices"}
+{"text":"I want one bad, but that's probably just cause I'm real familiar with the rifle since I'm a poorfag. You don't actually own one, do you? I've seen that there's people out there who offer them, but what does it really cost? I also wonder how it differs from the real thing. Not that I'll ever have the money to buy this shit..."}
+{"text":"'C-Couldn't be me' don't start no shit = (You), won't be any"}
+{"text":"imho there are only three basic 'categories'— Heavy machine gun: Crew served, chambered in bigger-than-infantry-rifle round. Can range up to ~ 15 mm, after which the gun becomes an autocannon Machne gun : includes all the superfluous duplicative redundant wordsalad 'GPMG', 'MMG'. These guns can (not always) be tripod mounted and are served by a crew of 2 personnel, though they can be fired/operated by just 1 man Light machine gun : Main operational intent is for 1 crewman (though emplaced belt-fed deployment is for crew of 2). Can be chambered in \"\"\"\"\"full power\"\"\"\"\" or \"\"\"\"\"intermediate\"\"\"\"\" <---faggot wordsalad funkopopcollector videogameairsoftlarper needless subcategorization but Here We Are, cartridges. Includes the vague 'SAW' and (relatively newer) 'assault machine gun' category guns, along with \"IARs\" (infantry automatic rifles, aka an otherwise-standard magazine fed infantry rifle with heavier barrel intended for sustained full auto fire support from a bipod). Light machine guns are mainly intended to be fired from a bipod mount, and are belt-fed though many have accessory can-belt/drum magazines or an adapter for standard infantry rifle mags, but can also be carried and fired upright individually by 1 soldier (hence the \"light\" nomenclature) That's it, that's all"}
+{"text":"It's even simpler than you think it is. A GPMG is an MMG operated by one man and a SAW is an LMG operated by one man."}
+{"text":"<shrug> ok, but there are still just 3 categories"}
+{"text":"Post your items,prices and burner"}
+{"text":"considering there is probably going to be another $150 in theft tact on to that price just to get it into your hands, thats a little steep for me"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Getting scammed is the least of your problems. The faggots here aren't worth dealing with since by and by large they are whiny, entitled cunts and this is made more dangerous by the fact they have guns and know where you live by virtue of you having a transaction with them."}
+{"text":"It's okay. Just one other platform to sell stuff. Can't hurt. As a whole though, this board doesn't feel remotely similar to how it was 5 or 6 years ago though. Feels more like /pol/ overflow instead of a bunch of dudes running into the woods with a rifle and gear."}
+{"text":"Ok boomer Feels more like /pol/ overflow instead of a bunch of dudes running into the woods with a rifle and gear. I have heard this exact same complaint for 10 years straight"}
+{"text":"I posted about this a long time ago, the day I found these magazines. A shitload of old hunting mags going back to 1980 (ignore the CDs and games). I'd love to scan and share them, but all my research comes up at the possibility of copyright rape. Is there some way to do this that I'm missing? I don't want these to slowly turn to dust in my entertainment center"}
+{"text":"Probably just archive.org upload that shit and if it's an issue then it gets flagged. Your ISP? Maybe they'd bitch, who knows. Which reminds me, I have a 1976 Weaver optic catalog to scan. Fiber optic glowing shotgun rib dots and red dots in 1976 (no, not OEGs). Wild as fuck. Wish I knew how to turn it into a .PDF but zip full of pics is fine I guess."}
+{"text":"Neat. Just do it, nobody's copyright striking 30-40yo magazine articles m8. I'm in the process (sitting on my ass not actually doing shit) of digitizing a few books that I own that are no longer in print/limited runs. I actually have a super poorfag version of this, i just need to motivate myself to set it up and scan some shit"}
+{"text":"Postem when ur done, I hoard digitized books especially the hard to find ones."}
+{"text":"If you're that bloody paranoid then drive out to someplace with free wifi, logon with a VPN and TAILS, post it and then submit to annas-archive Sheesh why do I even have to say this on 4chan, this is basic bitch stuff"}
+{"text":"Please post them. No authority figure gives a shit about digital media t. Have been openly downloading music, movies, games, and TV shows with no VPN since 1999"}
+{"text":"Best weapon to kill a swarm of insects going after you?"}
+{"text":"It helps rapidly spread the genes via migration It reminds me of those plants that explode to scatter seeds. Or how human cities spawn settlers who colonise other sites."}
+{"text":"just give me a case of beers, a 1301, and a fuckton of shells would make for a great day. Might even shoot some locusts as well while I'm at it"}
+{"text":"50 million locusts swarming catching 300 with a handheld net what a retard"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I sure wish Canada and the UK had some."}
+{"text":"Realistically, what firearm would you need to take down a rampaging Na'vi from the Avatar films? Nine feet of solid muscle and bone (reinforced with natural carbon fibre), extremely fast-moving and agile, fighting on their own turf with very short engagement distances? There's no way 5.56 mm would cut it, would 7.62mm be enough?"}
+{"text":"felt the same, couldnt finish the second film because it was literally all just feelgood nothingness and boring ass family drama."}
+{"text":"I’m really sad we missed out on years of Cameron kino because he wanted to autistically obsess about alien cat girls I'm cool with it."}
+{"text":"I can't go on bass pro and look at the plinking targets... Because ok?! He shot an airgun hanging plate. An inline muzzleloader only did more than Jorge's 1000 joul air cannon, but it didn't penetrate a thicker real armor plate either! Heh, it only compromised it! And to the dunning Kruger about all AR500 being the same because they get to call it that over a hundred point range of hardness, armor ideally is in the upper hardness range approaching AR550. An airgun target doesn't come will a mill sheet, they just overbuild it for it's intended purpose of pellets and .22lr by using 1/4\". And the same for rifle targets that are .5\" or 5/8\" thick to handle most center-fire calibers without needing armor quality AR500 that's multi strike at .35\" to make an \"AR500\" target. A ballista wouldn't do shit to a plate carrier. You've been coping for days about this."}
+{"text":"Rat shot will do it."}
+{"text":"Enlightenment is learning to be grateful for shit that isn't permanent. Some things are just nice, then are gone. Learning to appreciate the things that were temporary for what they were and to appreciate those that are lasting for what they are is how to avoid a ton of self-loathing pining and other bullshit."}
+{"text":"Did I do good /k/? First time buying a handgun."}
+{"text":"Not even Catholic but when I see this I want to return to a point in history where people burned at the stake"}
+{"text":"I’ve been a Berettafag forever and even we used to catch shit from Glockfags before they became so shamefully cucked by California. It’s just what /k/ does. DAO/SAO?!!! IN CURRENT YEAR? REEEEEE PROPRIETARY!!! Insert meme about M9 that was abused by below minimum wage retards DA APX WAS DESIGNED FOR BRAZILIAN MONKEYS!!! CZ’s are nice too. So is the PDP. I just prefer the look of Beretta."}
+{"text":"Pathetic is participating in purely performative politics. Virginia just held their elections, and the new regime is absolutely unconcerned what anyone but their extreme leftist voter base's concerns. You're barking up the wrong tree. That energy would be better spent on something like campaigning for Casey Putsch in the Ohio Primary to overthrow the pathetic GOP pick of Vivek Ramaswamy, who would absolutely get creamed in the actual election because no Republican voter wants that dysgenic freak."}
+{"text":"Second anon isn't me I'm not really upset but I have gotten a bit weary of the Berettaposting as of late I made a typo in my original post, I meant to say \"buying it\" rather than \"buying into\" which probably made it come off worse than intended. I have no real problem with either platform besides personally not caring for the ergonomics/triggers of either (modern Sig QC aside, I still think the P226 platform is the best of the steel hammer-fired wonder nines)"}
+{"text":"Man, we don't even have to go that far, I'll take just being able to call someone like that a freak without getting fired."}
+{"text":"what a shame the 1873 was never chambered in .218 bee also it's a shame .218 bee is expensive. .218 bee is like in between .22 hornet and .222."}
+{"text":"oh shit wait. it's .25-20 not .218 bee"}
+{"text":"Oh man what a gun, ah yeah what I had back then was basically the opposite of that being a 310 Martini Cadet milsurp re-barrelled to 218 bee I guess it was kind of interesting and shot very straight, hit hard but kind of a mediocre gun"}
+{"text":"martini actions are cool"}
+{"text":"it's a shame .218 bee is expensive It's pretty cheap to reload though. And yeah it's a really lovely cartridge. 32-20 is as well."}
+{"text":"pocket carry LCR for years bodyguard 2.0 comes out suddenly everyone and their brother shills for it get an LCP max cuz im a contrarian faggot who likes to zig when people zag its kino as fuck and i can shoot it like a damn laser There is my blogpost for you, also Ruger should invest in Rustoleum, but i got the stainless slide so its not an issue anyway"}
+{"text":"What made you choose the LCP over a Bersa Thunder? I find the Bersa much more fun to shoot"}
+{"text":"I was considering a thunder plus, but compared to the lcp max its a bit large and also has a fagazine disconnect safety thats sort of gay to disable. On the regular thunder you can remove it, but on the plus you have to bend a piece of metal just right"}
+{"text":"Ruger should invest in Rustoleum Had they done this, the LCP would have been a much more massive hit. Instead, they released a KelTec clone with worse quality control."}
+{"text":"I see, enjoy your LCP. Before hearing of Bersa Thunders I was considering an LCP for a .380 myself"}
+{"text":"get an LCP max cuz im a contrarian faggot ! but i got the stainless slide so its not an issue anyway ."}
+{"text":"It has been paused until 50 bmg comes down in price"}
+{"text":"there's no way that wouldn't break the mount"}
+{"text":"Yeah the recoil is stiff as fuck. Online calc says 86 foot pounds with a 7lb shotgun. Similar to a .50 BMG, but at least with a fifty you get a brake."}
+{"text":"how sturdy would this be? Idk if i trust a shotgun clamped on my AR to be tight after a few shots"}
+{"text":"it looks like it's being held up by the optics dovetail and screws so not very"}
+{"text":"Restarting my favorite general. With the cold weather comes the time to larp as a survivor in the nuclear winter. You HAVE been spending time innawoods, haven’t you /k/? Innawoods, reenacting, and true stalking welcome."}
+{"text":"I've been hunting a lot recently, and I always have stalker vibes while I roam the fields with my IZh-27 shotgun. There are some abandoned houses here that animals like to hang around so there's that. Anyway, I've been digging around the MOLE Monorail system in stalker 2, the concept isn't new, but I don't think we saw examples of it in the OG trilogy. There's this one cut mission from CoP in Zaton where underground monorail was upsetting some digger mutants, but the mutants were cut and so was the mission. In S2 you can visit the tunnels, see the trains (they're similar to the monorail system from Black Mesa) and find some documents mentioning the monorail. Ward restarted at lest part of the system in Icarus to supply the SIRCAA. Look at the map, do you remember any other locations with monorails?"}
+{"text":"Rollan for the cutest grrl"}
+{"text":"Where do you guys do stalker challenges? I'm in the southeast near Nat. Forest land but I'm not sure where to find abandoned structures on public land. There are plenty of secluded hiking trails and backpacking areas but they are all just trees and nothing really interesting beyond that. I've looked on Google maps with the satellite imagery function to find structures but haven't been able to find any yet."}
+{"text":"There was nothing to fix. It was an excellent game on release. t. played since day one for ~150+ hours during a single playthrough"}
+{"text":"there are no words to describe how much i want to own clear sky drip"}
+{"text":"Is there a branch that is sort of functional and elitist in the russian military? vdv Nigga please In India, the Navy is the most elitist branch, they are professionals about it Black sea fleet is now the submarine force Yeah, I know they were pathetic in this war"}
+{"text":"King Monke has been making luftwaffe felddivisions ever since the Kursk invasion, all those guys chilling in Baikonur and Engels are being used as drone bait right now. The real clever ones are bribing their way into the Railway Troops. That branch is important enough to avoid getting their manpower pulled away to the trenches (since Russia can't into strategic airlifting and relies on trains for literally everything) and guarantees a comfy living aside from the occasional drone raid. Also, unrelated fun fact I just learned while doing research on the war: the concept of Military Police has never existed in the Russian military. The doctrine of a unit tasked with upholding good order and discipline and providing rear area security has always been done by organizations outside the control of the military (Tsarist secret police, NKVD/KGB, MVD/National Guard, and now Chechen internal troops.) The only policing that the military does is traffic control."}
+{"text":"nta, but afaik the checks and loading is done not by the crew of the submarine, but by the crew of the dock the sub is in"}
+{"text":"Their aviators do the full USN prinary/intermediate/advanced pipeline down at NAS KIMGSVILLE. We had 3 of them in my class. At least at winging they have the exact same standards as regular USN guys. Not sure what their FRS or later follow on training is like"}
+{"text":"Why do you type like that what is wrong with how I type?? seriously now I'm questioning almost 2 decades of shitposting"}
+{"text":"It is actually boomer spacing. I'm pretty sure he's referring to newlines being used within a paragraph. So instead of writing something and letting the computer softwrap whenever the line gets too long to display, you manually line-break (press enter, unless you're a phonefag) before it gets to the end of the line. Also coupled with excessive newlining seriously On its own line."}
+{"text":"What's /k/'s opinion on Project Sundial? Should it have been built?"}
+{"text":"Teller bombs are pointless unless most of a state's population and economy isn't on earth. I'd guess these things are built around ~2200 AD"}
+{"text":"It came to me in a dream"}
+{"text":"No point. For the same reason the Sovs didn't make the yield of the \"Tsar Bomba\" 100MT. The fireball would have hit the top of the atmosphere and been a waste resources."}
+{"text":"That wasn't ever a serious proposal."}
+{"text":"You’re in command of Cuban military. US Carrier group parked outside your island Trump seems determined for a regime change How do you defend the island?"}
+{"text":"They seem to have mastered the very last russian lessons in the art of war. Fear them"}
+{"text":"Offer American chuds Cuban wives in exchange for opposing the invasion"}
+{"text":"Could work."}
+{"text":"Tell Trump that greenland is full of oil and precious metals"}
+{"text":"How hard would it be for a handgonner to hit a man sized target at 60m?"}
+{"text":"Those guys are fucking weird man"}
+{"text":"If it was this simple, there would be no issues but, Tr00ns will shoot up a Christian daycare once their fried dopamine receptors are not satisfied with chronic masturbation and depression sets in for good Terminally online chuds kneecap society hikikomori-style Promiscuous women subsidize their life choices via gibs programs and socialized bad decision aftercare to name a few. Those weirdos do have an impact on the larger society"}
+{"text":"handgonne both hands clearly still present"}
+{"text":"Is the handgonner the new nugget, anons?"}
+{"text":"Karl Handjobber not handgonner"}
+{"text":"laserspeed graphic designer"}
+{"text":"We all lost to be honest"}
+{"text":"Huh? Their new pistol sight looks good. Not sure why they put the battery on the side but ight. PTR vent 3"}
+{"text":"horse girl anime You mean that gacha slop?"}
+{"text":"When I submit a 4473 to a shop in order to buy a handgun, will I be flagged if I've admitted myself (voluntary) to the mental hospital for major depression, in Seattle, WA? I have no criminal record, ostensibly not on the police's radar, I've never even applied for a CPL and gotten my prints recorded. HIPAA keeps me out of the federal background check, no? Not currently on medication, haven't been for a year or so."}
+{"text":"You should be good. Kill yourselves. This. Ruger Wrangler and Heritage Rough Rider are good and cheap guns to get started on, and have those classic 1873 looks and feels to them. That can sometimes be the case, but it's not a universal thing. Sometimes it's also that the meds aren't really doing enough to help the situation, or the patient is prescribed the wrong medication, so they don't particularly matter. A lot of the inefficient and bad outcomes are because of very irresponsible pill pushing, however."}
+{"text":"Basically true. And add to that a lot of people's \"depression\" and \"anxiety\" and \"suicidal ideation\" and such are actually a perfectly normal reaction to an extremely fucked up and backwards society that is constantly out to belittle and destroy you. There's also that, but in the absence of a button to magically fix these problems with society, some people still need some sort of solution to assist them in the meantime. This can still have insufficient and even negative outcomes, of course, and other things may need to change in their personal lives. Trannies are a vanishingly small percentage of the population, and this includes a vanishingly small percentage of the subset of the population which is people who are depressed or have other (comparatively) less serious disorders. Statistically, the amount of people on anti-depressants who are also troons is so fucking small that it's difficult to even estimate properly."}
+{"text":"You have until June 1st anyway"}
+{"text":"How come they're holding them like that? Are they expecting trouble from the cashier?"}
+{"text":"Cashier is a nigger/negress so yeah probably. You can tell because even though they're armed they still have that stupid submissive smile boomers put on when speaking with subhumans so as not to insight a chimpout."}
+{"text":"It looks like they are discontinuing the 220/212 for the \"harvester\" which is just the 212/220 in the next gen 110 stock. One thing that's kind of odd is that the lefty bolt version is only in 20 gauge and not 12, but I'm pretty sure most people who were buying the 212/220 in the first place were in the know and were buying the 20 gauge version anyway"}
+{"text":"sorry I should clarify I'm from Canada and 7.62x39 is a very common hunting round here and is still being actively imported for cheap from China"}
+{"text":"oh. yeah savage's site says they don't make anything in x39 and no .30-30 either. they have a bunch of meme rounds though, including all the .30 cal rounds that fit in an AR other than .300 blacked"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"This. Fucking insane platform for the money. Sub MOA for less than a grand. My 6.5 tikka t3x is probably my fave rifle i own"}
+{"text":"Post only the most /k/fag approved vidya"}
+{"text":"You already have a thread up"}
+{"text":"It basically has every /k/ino gun I could ever want to shoot. Shame the enemies are bullet sponges and the weapon sounds are a bit weak."}
+{"text":"RE4 /k/ approved Come the fuck on! Even classic RE1-3 are more /k/ than 4, since they use real weapons and names. Excuse me while I post THE original Innawoods game ITT:"}
+{"text":"I love RE4, but how /k/ is it really? It's pretty standard action fare with its weapons, no particular emphasis on realism or real life operating. Pic related was a tactical and (relatively) realistic action game with a first person shooting segment, where you rescue hostages from terrorists occupying an embassy in France, and it predates Counter-Strike and Rainbow Six by a decade."}
+{"text":"tens of thousands of years old design has barely changed How did they get it so right?"}
+{"text":"yep, hardly any changes at all."}
+{"text":"The javelin evolved in more interesting ways, from sharpened sticks to medieval fletched javelins with giant barbed heads. Fletched javelins are incredibly common in medieval art, almost as common as bows and swords, so they were likely common weapons of war and hunting. There were also later variants for use on horseback up into the 19th century in Asia."}
+{"text":"Ah yes. Zoomers were the ones on the school board voting to defund every non essential program."}
+{"text":"Competence crisis, Grugs had an average IQ of 248"}
+{"text":"implying"}
+{"text":"Hello /k/, I am writing a story and would like some feedback please if my idea is feasible for a firearm. In the story a small number of people have to start out from scratch, they have their modern theorethical knowledge but nothing else. The goal is to make a firearm that is reliable and can take down big game. They are a couple years in, currently they can manufacture iron and low quantities high grade steel. Current constraints are the inability to manufacture mercury fulminate or lead azide nor can they draw thin-walled brass cartridges. My idea was they come up with an anachronistic rifle: single-shot, lever-actuated falling block action with a flintlock. .60 caliber, the barrel would be rifled, 32-inch long, for now wrought iron. Steel is used only for the mainspring and frizzen spring. For munition a paper cartridge. As far as I understand they would need to add a gas seal on the face of the block to mitigate leaks from the breech. Could you tell me how retarded is this for a first gun for a budding civilisation that needs force multipliers against megafauna? Feel free to suggest upgrades to be implemented at the start/down the line."}
+{"text":"I plan on including primitive grenades before guns, hollow clay then bronze balls to be thrown, filled with jagged things. Thanks for your effortposts. The iron used in its base form as shot is clever. Lathe is being worked on, I wanted to explore how could they make a functioning gun in what is basically a medieval smithy, they did it by hammer welding then finished the barrel with hand reamers. It is slow and wasteful but gave them invaluable epxerience working with iron, a psychological anchor and motivation to build a water mill powered lathe. The timeline is still quite fluid, I have only vague notions how the story would go. After the lathe is done the main block for proper cartridges would still be the chemical components required for primers, for a while."}
+{"text":"The idea of a breech loader predates metallic cartridge casings by centuries anon. The reason why it never took off in small arms prior to metallic cartridge casings is that there's really no other good way to do it. When humanity historically reached the point of technological development that you're talking about, they settled on the muzzle loading flintlock because that was the best way to do it under those constraints. This is unfortunately your best answer for this scenario. Of what use would metallic cartridge cases be if primers aren't available?"}
+{"text":"So its just Doctor Stone. But with dinosaurs."}
+{"text":"Thanks for your feedback. I will make the first ones muzzleloaders then. Basically, more city building and wrangling a sea of children as well. Additionally, should they bother with armor? I was entertaining the idea to make some sort of overlapping lamellar or scale armor for the ones heading out to expeditions or going into caves, would it be worth it? I apologize if this is off topic, just don't know where to ask, I do not think /lit/ is weapons savvy enough to be helpful."}
+{"text":"She’s wrong though. You can literally revoke your declaration right up to the compensation point. There’s literally no downside to getting your foot in the door if you have restricteds"}
+{"text":"This is your average “sports shooter” faggot"}
+{"text":"Sorry forgot to add image. Death to sport shooters"}
+{"text":"Cherry picked as fuck retard, go to 338 for a somewhat decent projection. Currently at 153 LPC seats to 145 CPC, they're polling very close. Get off Twitter for fuck sake."}
+{"text":"sport shooter seetheout retard is complying Like pottery"}
+{"text":"Do standard fortification and entrenching method counter onky artillery or also air strikes?"}
+{"text":"Not entirely, but it does significantly reduce their effective radius"}
+{"text":"Alas, I am from binland. I had the sim system on. and heard a jet in the air. I hugged the ditch. The jet dropped a virtual bomb. The sim system told me an explosion had happened within 100m (it can't go any lower) But I was alive. For artillery it's much the same. I think the virtual bombs obliterate anything within their line of sight, so if you are in a ditch you are obscured/ lower in elevation, and only die from a direct hit. Didn't really matter since a few minutes later the enemy assaulted and I got my head blown off by a machine gun. But I delayed an entire enemy company for like 5 minutes all alone. In conclusion it's all laser tag basically and explosions are simulated/calculated in the simulation."}
+{"text":"No. Today you need machine dug trenches at speed, or they won't exist long enough to provide you the short term solution they are. They mitigate but no they don't counter anymore. It's more like the aircraft in revetment theory really."}
+{"text":"sorry about your head finanon if it's any consolation, i'd like to go out to a JDAM to the forehead"}
+{"text":"I played airsoft as a kid and got my head removed by my brother's friend. The only reason that particular death stands out is because he popped out of ferns right in front of me. I think if a real war kicked off I'd be dead within 10 min but it's strangely comforting to think that. Now none of that was to say I should become a fat slob. I still train and want to be better."}
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+{"text":"whats your bodycount?"}
+{"text":"If you knew people that go to orgies, your bodycount wouldn't be 0"}
+{"text":"...that's why it's gonna be everyone with a 0 bodycount on here"}
+{"text":"12 women 5 men 0 trans (not my thing)"}
+{"text":"ah. that would be a disaster though"}
+{"text":"three :( two of those i regret."}
+{"text":"injection day edition qott: what's your injection schedule? whats your dose? prev:"}
+{"text":"I guess so. I really want to get it done because I'm concerned my levels are bad"}
+{"text":"i may be a bi lesbian but the straight girlies never post about men like this and i think that the transbians might want to reflect on that"}
+{"text":"leave her alone shes helping moders"}
+{"text":"concern trolling"}
+{"text":"we get it you've sent her nudes for money you don't need to defend her"}
+{"text":"What does /lgbt/ think about them?"}
+{"text":"all 4chan can to is gooning to bibisi and 'p all day"}
+{"text":"can to"}
+{"text":"Yes, 'jaks came out of 4cuck. But your joons hate them so much that they decided to reject them."}
+{"text":"Go ask your dad to rape you again. Im not erping with you. Facts."}
+{"text":"can to"}
+{"text":"bought into the \"Gen-Z religious revival\" thing it's a hoax it was all an echo chamber I just want a husbando to spoon with so we can talk about St. Augustine...."}
+{"text":"LGBT Religious Grim. Your match is probably praying the gay away and marrying a girl he doesn't love just to please his family."}
+{"text":"zoomers reading anything longer than a xeet you cant be serious retard"}
+{"text":"It's... complicated, anon I don't profess a particular faith but my interest is well within religion Any sort of religion really wdym anon?"}
+{"text":"what makes a manmoder a manmoder, is that the vibe, look or age?"}
+{"text":"boymoder = trans woman who hasn't socially transitioned yet manmoder = trans woman who has no intention of socially transitioning"}
+{"text":"That's an hrt repper"}
+{"text":"Why do they want to pretend to be male? ironically because boymoders/manmoders/repressors are extremely \"fembrained\", i.e. super agreeable, unassertive, neurotic and prone to social conformity."}
+{"text":"Manmoding is about accepting the truth of your trannyism, but acknowledging that passing is impossible. So you take your pills as just a means of stop getting worse. AKA painkillers for a disorder"}
+{"text":"yfw the truest trans were the ones who never took the plunge"}
+{"text":"*gasses you*"}
+{"text":"Cute black girl with freckles at the store said I look like xavier so based :("}
+{"text":"my wife loves me even though I can barely function in my day to day life ........at least I hope she does"}
+{"text":"the moment it gets too much of a problem you will be discarded like nothing else. i was a fool who believed, nobody can like us"}
+{"text":"she tries to help me get better but she has tried that for years, I wonder when she'll give up"}
+{"text":"why are men with cool accents so hot?"}
+{"text":"tfw i have souf bri'ish accent"}
+{"text":"”why are men with [insert desirable trait] sexy?”"}
+{"text":"Im Slavic and most people online can't even undertsand me :("}
+{"text":"omg a shiba inu :3333333"}
+{"text":"How come that straight people are a minority among trans people? If you look at normal cis men, everyone is straight. But if you look at trans men, very few are. Why?"}
+{"text":"cis men straight"}
+{"text":"Clearly it's because trans people aren't real or something"}
+{"text":"Mogs Pichu hard"}
+{"text":"In an ideal world what kind of a girl would you be?"}
+{"text":"Nymph that inhabits a spring."}
+{"text":"bnuuygirl"}
+{"text":"deergirl this cheetahgirl that puppygirl this catgirl that Yet nobody aside from myself seems to be a bunny"}
+{"text":"Hot and rich with blue eyes"}
+{"text":"I think what limits rabbit-women is that pet rabbits irl are just living flesh automatons that eat lettuce and stand there. The bunnygirl personality type is held up entirely from media, with little actually inspired by the animal proper. It's a struggle for them sometimes, but at least they're the \"classic\", enjoyed by the kinda guy who's dream is a playboy girl and a good smoke. I'll maintain that canine-women have it bad now that they have to battle against the weaponized passivity/hedonism of the modern \"puppygirl\". The real key is to just grow up in a dominant dog-woman."}
+{"text":"Horny"}
+{"text":"Previously in hornygen"}
+{"text":"trans guys were made to corrupt \"\"\"straight\"\"\" bois into strap loving bottom faggots. foids can't appreciate how cute they look in latex getting their bussyholes stretched out"}
+{"text":"Has anyone here hooked up in a club bathroom? It's a fun fantasy, but it's always felt too sketchy for me to do"}
+{"text":"can i please unsexually cuddle with a much-taller older lesbian"}
+{"text":"Sir this is hornygen take that disgusting unsexuality somewhere else"}
+{"text":"Post drawings. Any skill level!"}
+{"text":"This edit is adorable! This paired with the track you sent, is this vaporwave? I'm not very familiar with music genres, to be honest. The track is very nice and calming, btw. I can imagine it in a calm video game or as the background to a video essay. I'm happy my art was able to be part of something larger than itself. Do you have any socials?"}
+{"text":"pen and ink drawing"}
+{"text":"I want to show off one of my more recent drawings but i always feel like a failure when i post them."}
+{"text":"Artists are their own worst critic. Post it. Someone may like it."}
+{"text":"sup lgbt its freaking cold as hell outside. im still on break from school. I have no money. im so bored idk what to do. what should i do for fun? send cute pics. maybe we could all do an omegul or something?"}
+{"text":"buy diapers"}
+{"text":"What if hrt repping became a widely known practice? Would that change the public image of us?"}
+{"text":"yeah it would turn everyone into gestapo transvestigators"}
+{"text":"This won't be acknowledged because it conflicts with the narrative that trannies are all performative fetishistic rapists who want to force everyone to acknowledge them as le hecking valid and share the women's toilet"}
+{"text":"actually real"}
+{"text":"like sunshine and flowers"}
+{"text":"why would they know"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing OP is doing the thing where he asks ftms what being a man feels like and then points out actual men don't feel like anything when it comes to being male so he can make his argument that ftms don't make sense."}
+{"text":"not ftm but i feel the same. i do not feel like a man or a woman but i know, logically, that i am a woman, or i must be, anyways, since that's the way the world treats me. idk how normal this is but it makes sense bingo"}
+{"text":"I feel energetic and like I'm in charge"}
+{"text":"Why do I get so angry at other transwomen for getting srs? I'm such a coward I've been booked for it several times to the points it's cost me thousands of dollars and I still backed out. I hear one negative outcome to every 10 positive outcomes and I still stress out. I don't want urinary issues. I see a person when I go out on the town sometimes and they reek of piss, ive met a post op with a bad result and just being near her I smell rotten fish. I don't want that. I just want a guarantee that I won't be ruined. Life is good now for me I'm happy and pass and stealth unless it's boyfriends. I don't want to end up mutilated and doing escort work in some Peruvian shit house just to afford rice and beans and a damp mattress on the floor which yes I know of several troons who had the snip and lost everything and many many who've straight up killed themselves or detransitioned. I feel like many post ops lie about their happiness and results because to be honest would mean to accept they made a mistake and they are far too narcissistic to accept any responsibility hence why they got chopped in the first place. I'm probably over thinking it. See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please."}
+{"text":"I know of several troons who had the snip and lost everything what?"}
+{"text":"If I married you I'd make you keep it unless you're severely dysphoric about it."}
+{"text":"See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please. I would tell you do it so i can put my dick inside you. But if it came out bad i would leave"}
+{"text":"The surgeon gotta be skilled. A sweet new pussy is what real chasers want"}
+{"text":"What are you wanting as an answer, OP? No one anon here can tell you that your surgery will go perfectly because even if our own experience was good or bad that doesn't mean yours will be as well. The most important thing is to book with a competent surgeon. Incontinence is something that can be fixed with a relatively easy revision. I'm such a coward I've been booked for it several times to the points it's cost me thousands of dollars and I still backed out. You've gotta stop doing this Nona. See this is why I need a husband in life to tell me what to do god damn it just marry me someone please. You've gotta make decisions like these for yourself. People who can make strong commitments on their own are attractive, and that includes women. A guy won't want to make that decision for you unless it's like a fetish thing for him. t.ranny whose over two years post-op"}
+{"text":"What was your gay awakening?"}
+{"text":"Either or."}
+{"text":"lol a similar thing happened to me. kinda hot in retrospect but i didn't really enjoy it at the time"}
+{"text":"Hi wooldor"}
+{"text":"I don't have a specific one, to be honest, but even going back to very early elementary school I had a fixation on breasts and by effect the female form. Maybe early porn exposure was part of it, but you can't really undo that, can you? It's not like I care to anyways. I'm not sure how much this counts since I'm a straight trans man, but having initially been a lesbian before I was able to articulate any thoughts on my gender certainly counts for something, and I suppose one could say I'm hsts. As for a trans awakening I was always more masculine than the other girls but not exactly in a tomboy way and had thoughts about it as soon as I was aware of the concept, but the single event that cemented it no joke was a wet dream where I was railing Neferpitou from Hunter x Hunter doggy style with a real penis and all. It's been a little under a decade since and I haven't looked back."}
+{"text":"OP here, any art requests? i'm horny for wooldoor sockbat rn"}
+{"text":"Why'd you let the previous thread die? QOTT: What are you looking forward to in life? QOTT2: You don't deserve a second one. Make it up yourselves. Ignore trolls Ignore spam Previous:"}
+{"text":"pray that your dick gets big enough that you can kind of penetrate someone anon."}
+{"text":"Need....old man dick... dick from a 5'6 older bald man who is in shape.."}
+{"text":"Having a dick too small to pleasure someone is actually very malebrained because it gives you maximum pleasure but none to your partner and its masculine to be sexually selfish"}
+{"text":"Do tdicks actually get big enough to penetrate? I never seen a convincing example."}
+{"text":"Kind of. Does very little for the one being penetrated, can't imagine it working for anal. I still enjoy doing it with my boyfriend though."}
+{"text":"post injection frequency as well as any levels you've previously taken and timing of blood tests"}
+{"text":"I inject every 7 days with blood test every 3 months. I was supposed to do blood work again around this time but since I got a sudden dose increase I was told to wait. My last blood work came back as estrogen at 258 pg/ml and testosterone at 11 ng/dl. this was just on .22 ml ev nothing else just been frustrated since Im already a year on hrt and almost a year on injections in April and I feel like ive gotten no real progress"}
+{"text":"When I first started I was on .15 ml then went to .18 ml then .22 ml been increasing steadily always told my blood work is fine always ranged from 240 to 250 with testosterone always being under 50 highest was at 21. I alwasy try and take my blood work 3 to days after injection too"}
+{"text":"is it bad if I start injections while still having a gnrh in my body? IDRK when it is gonna wear off im this anon should I just low dose 5mg every 7 days some weeks? I have been on 2mg sublingual daily and gnrh every 3 months, for 3 months, my last gnrh was supposed to be my 2nd dose"}
+{"text":"What should my levels be at if I test at 4 days into my 7 day cycle? I had 400 estrogen and 20 testosterone"}
+{"text":"if a tranny doesn't pass, why won't he just detrans? I kinda understand why trannies who pass keep tranooming in public, they can fool a lot of people that they are a woman even if they aren't in leftist bubble spaces but what about the trannies who don't pass? I feel like most of you don't, why don't you just tranoom inside your house or only around other faggots instead of in public? you know that you aren't fooling anyone"}
+{"text":"I live in the UK too, do you really experience people being unkind to you that often?"}
+{"text":"Depends on your definition? I’m still only really gendered male but you could get that anywhere you know? I get a lot of verbal harassment though it’s pretty much guaranteed if I dare step foot on a high street. I also have been recorded a good few times, followed to my car or into a building a few more, and twice physically assaulted. I think it’s a much calmer experience the more south you go in the country though."}
+{"text":"painfully real"}
+{"text":"sorry just wanted to say that if picrel were two trannies then we would all already be in death camps but since it's two cisfags the world continues to turn and gay men continue to be treated no differently than any other cishet man."}
+{"text":"You can tell it was right's idea He has the rapist face"}
+{"text":"save a pepe, share a pepe qott: what's a small thing that brings you joy each day? prev:"}
+{"text":"he literally goes to do gym and injects his butt with steroids why is this bad"}
+{"text":"You wild for that one blood Don't worry tho a ricksona said he messaged him and verified himself as real last time"}
+{"text":"gear is for pussies that dont pass as male natty"}
+{"text":"be me, tranny incel have hordes of men asking me to go on dates and to have sex decline all proposals how do I explain to them that im too ugly to have sex and that im blackpilled"}
+{"text":"how do I explain to them that im too ugly to have sex and that im blackpilled I know someone like that, it's me i lost my virginity at 28 when my neighbor knocked on my door and asked to fuck because she was convinced i must be getting pussy all the time and she \"hadnt been fucked right in 3 months\". normgroids are a different species"}
+{"text":"God works in mysterious ways or something..."}
+{"text":"incel look inside volcel"}
+{"text":"be born as male have lived experience of how dystopic gender relations have become from a male perspective see that females have unreasonably high standards and are generally just weapons grade bitches be unable to find romance or intimacy with such insufferable cunts see that females are completely solipsistic and never even consider what men might want see that females are becoming ever more mentally ill and deranged as they age into infertility and spinsterhood transition to female adopt even more unreasonably high standards and become weapons grade bitch, despite not even having the deal-sweetner of a womb that cis women have become completely solipsistic and never consider what men might want, despite having lived experience of this abandon any notions of romance or intimacy slut around like a nympho on coke, going through more lengths than a sausage factory & maximizing your STI risks wonder why your mental health is cratering as you age into \"it's over\" territory .... PROFIT!!! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"trans women dont have standards, im talking to a 3/10 and a 9/10 at the same time. its just that sex is scary and it will hurt a fuck ton"}
+{"text":"Is this similar to the silent prayer nonsense where they stand by abortion clinics. Also, a source on your claim please, i need to dunk on chuds"}
+{"text":"That guy is mentally ill and keeps trying to get into a school that he hasn't worked at for years. It's been so long that the student he harassed in the first place doesnt even go there anymore"}
+{"text":"This is the type of person the Right worships. Just pure scumbags"}
+{"text":"I don't believe it was just refusing to use \"they\". Every time I see a headline like this and check what really happened, turns out that the conservative harassed the queer for months if not years."}
+{"text":"I respect transgender people but I draw the line at neo pronouns, polygamy and \"plural systems\". They may as well be psyops to discredit the transgender people."}
+{"text":"yeah what the actual fuck"}
+{"text":"Which probably doesn't go over too well in the women's bathroom I would guess."}
+{"text":"It/its is a degradation fetish"}
+{"text":"If never seen anyone get offended for not using neo pronouns"}
+{"text":"I also did choose my nickname. When I introduced myself to people I use a made up name"}
+{"text":"Would lip fillers help me?"}
+{"text":"No. You would still be a balding man with broad shoulders and autistic eyes."}
+{"text":"When are you going to stop pretending to be the guy in the pics? He has never posted here a single time. You are embarrassing yourself."}
+{"text":"They are not the person in the pic. They have been exposed as a fake many times. They even made a fake discord names Crystal Sunshine to pretend to be them. Do you actually think anyone is lame enough to make all these low effort attention whore threads and use their real face. You must be new to the internet if you think that's actually them."}
+{"text":"i would rape you everyday until you magically get pregnant and carry my aryan super soldier babies"}
+{"text":"i vc'd with crystal and i think i remember her turning camera on and it was her she has a silly deep boy voice though also kek at the ppl in this thread making fun of a WOMAN for having big eyes"}
+{"text":"If you get bitten by a boymoder, do you BECOME a boymoder?"}
+{"text":"Necromancy! :O Evilmoding, hehe... that's cute! Drow like to do that! (Or did they change that?)"}
+{"text":"BG3 is good but it has much more of an immersive sim angle to it than classic BG. If you want something more like classic BG I would recommend the Pillars of Eternity games. First one feels more like D&D and the second game is more of its own thing. Also it has both an elf wizard twink and a fighter hunk played by Matthew Mercer."}
+{"text":"there's two kinds of drow in bg3, seldarine and lolthsworn the former are the nice kind, the latter are the evil bdsm kind and get to have the classic red eyes, lolthsworn drow get tons of evil dialogue"}
+{"text":"Should children really be drinking coffee?"}
+{"text":"They're not children, they're just chibi!! >__< Immersive sim... can I hang out at the local tavern and chitchat with other adventurers? :o Yeah! Lolthsworn are COOL!! Let's be chaotic evil!! >:3"}
+{"text":"Playboy edition QOTT: Did you ever subscribe to or buy nudie mags? QOTT2: Do you currently pay for porn? If so, how much per month? Last:"}
+{"text":"God forbid a man wishes for a little bit of total global annihilation. Its probably just as unlikely as wishing to be a girl."}
+{"text":"should it be suicide instead?"}
+{"text":"you shouldn't wish for anything that you cannot bring about yourself because wishes and prayers are like setting the agenda if you're not ready to act yourself then don't set the agenda because that only demeans it"}
+{"text":"here kitty kitty"}
+{"text":"I have a huge witch nose."}
+{"text":"Any outfit recs for a whatever the hell I am? Just started living on my own so I want something warm and snuggly to wear around my place."}
+{"text":"You're cute. Not sure what would work well for you but do you exercise at all? I'd recommend some exercises for hips/butt to build out more of a figure. You'd do well in high waisted cargos and crop tops I think."}
+{"text":"holy shit what a simp"}
+{"text":"fridge buy a large blanket"}
+{"text":"try starting with pants"}
+{"text":"black oversized hoodie with the word \"boy\" in red in large text"}
+{"text":"this is the gen for trans people who pass every day. not a place for chasers to collect photos for their Folder, or a place for repressors to talk about shoulders. this is a place to talk about the mechanics of passing, and how to exist in a cis world as a trans person because of federal overreach, true \"stealth\" is qott when was the first time you passed? how did you feel?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if there is, but I associate open, genuine, but uninhibited laughter, especially when nervous, with it. Kinda sounds child like. I associate a laugh style with other behaviors as a warning sign."}
+{"text":"get good"}
+{"text":"Bait. 20 years of HRT since a teen means I fly under the radar to the point I have been tested for pregnancy at the ER. Have your (((you)))."}
+{"text":"hey babe it's time to take your meds again I don't know if there is, but I associate open, genuine, but uninhibited laughter, especially when nervous, with it Oh, hm yeah, sounds relatable."}
+{"text":"Yeah like starting in my teens involved me being lucky with a depressed mom so I could order diy without her noticing, im paying for my surgery because my surgeon doesn't take insurance but thankfully my insurance could cover it if I couldn't afford. And yeah at 14 I was ready to castrate my self and only didn't between the blood being too much and learning about srs. With my family theyre super liberal like they funded stuff well when I struggled or when I took care of my grandpa heck they gave me a chunk of inheritance from him so I could afford my surgery since I spent so long caring. Like no matter the age we have to work being a girl isn't effortless like cis girls"}
+{"text":"Ouch, that must have hurt."}
+{"text":"Wait is Deacons book just ripping of Robin Hood or is he the inventor of Robin Hood in this universe?"}
+{"text":"I think he's just a bad writer. They're bound for as long as the comic makes money."}
+{"text":"What is the most AGP movie of all time and why is it Sleeping Beauty (2011)"}
+{"text":"I don't get it. How is this movie AGP?"}
+{"text":"A lot of people here convinced themselves AGP means 'woman enjoying her body' or 'woman getting attention from men'. Really these anons are HSTS and don't understand what AGP is."}
+{"text":"Blanchard was the first person to observe any kind of predictive biological basis for homo and transexuality not true by the way"}
+{"text":"Seeing this actress play a literal whore makes me irrationally angry because she played Violet in A Series of Unfortunate Events and that character was my waifu all throughout childhood. Yes I know it's pathetic go make fun of me."}
+{"text":"No one will acknowledge anyone being hsts on this board. Even if you say you're not attractive, or you're not better looking People here still deny that anyone can be homosexual and transgender"}
+{"text":"Some of us chasers like big, really big and bigger"}
+{"text":"discord?"}
+{"text":"wife material"}
+{"text":"are they a bottom"}
+{"text":"Now that I think about it, all the trans girls in the local community are like pretty skinny, I'm kinda lucky that I scooped the one big fat cornfed midwest transplant that moved here :3 Anyway I'm gonna go get this pot roast started. Cooking is like one of my favorite hobbies but I'm also the kind of guy that just has a cigarette and a coffee for breakfast so nya know at least someone is enjoying the things I cook now uwu"}
+{"text":"Can confirm. My girlfriend has been losing weight for \"fat redistribution\" purposes but as soon as she's done I'm making her gain it all back like the good pet she is."}
+{"text":"Think about it: Injections every week Progesterone 2 weeks on 2 weeks off Eats a lot of food Gets huge knockers in return"}
+{"text":"you can take regular prog as an injection but its got a very short half life. hydroxyprogesterone caproate is a progestin with a 12-16 day period of action, has functionally 0 androgenic potential (less than 1% can be cleaved into hydroxyprogesterone for further metabolisation into androgens, so a percent of a percent of a percent makes it into androgens), the overall hormone exposure is much lower despite identical efficacy at the PR given typical doses. its only downside is that it doesnt have membrane PR or GC activity, and also if you dose it too high you may unironically give yourself prog withdrawal like cis women sometimes experience on their periods."}
+{"text":"how did you acquire this? did a doctor prescribe it or is this diy?"}
+{"text":"diy. hrt.coffee has sources"}
+{"text":"How does this affect mood compared to bioidentical prog? If I don't take prog I get pissy and sad so I'm afraid to cycle it. Also wdym by GR? What meds would be good for this besides clobetasol?"}
+{"text":"really depends, nobody reacts to progestins identically, much like prog glucocorticoid receptor"}
+{"text":"Exercise Edition previous: Goal of the thread: Go out for a walk, or try to get any other form of small exercise (walking stairs for 5 mins for example) Daily goals can be repeated. Remember to keep score, it can only go up! What is this thread for? Getting better is hard, and sucks. A lot. It does not get easier doing it alone. Share resources and experiences with combating depression, anxiety, personal issues, achieving or maintaining a healthy weight, etc. Why is this thread /lgbt/? Struggles with mental and physical health are an indisputable part of /lgbt/ life, be it from dysphoria, social pressure, heartbreak, or just unfortunate lifestyle choices. Notes to consider: Please be civil. Shame is your greatest enemy in fighting urges of self abuse (be it sh, drugs, or just self deprecation). Relapsing into bad and unhealthy habits is to be expected, the goal is to increase the average amount of time it takes between relapses. Any improvement is a victory no matter how small. Your worth and right to get better are non-negotiable. And most importantly: WE ARE NOT THERAPISTS, WE DON'T REPLACE MEDICATION Note on advice Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"How do I get less lazy at work I get by being lazy but I want the store to improve and me not to have to listen to my boss nagging me sometimes when I Extra lazy about cleaning and stocking It’s a small side store we sell a little bit of everything. My issues are that I can very easily fall into “this job is done I don’t need to do it” when while it’s true momenteraly the stocking can come up again later in the day. As for cleaning. Just can’t get into it. It’s too chaotic. It makes me feel like I have some neurodivergence when I’m truly undiagnosed not tgat it matters just a feeling. I need to improve in those fronts cause like it’s a nice store i like working there I learned the one and outs and Im friends with people there(even if im closeted) I just want to improve for my own sake too, I want to have no regrets with regards to my job value. I work alone all evening/night. If tgat matters. Thanks for any help. I’m trying to be healthy outside this job and it’s difficult it I know what steps i need to take at least. Eat sleep well and take my meds."}
+{"text":"there are things i need, for which some sacrifice seems minor compared to what would otherwise happen"}
+{"text":"I wish I could shapeshift."}
+{"text":"That doesn’t have to be the copout you might think it is. Keep that daydream going, get specific. How would you use that power? What would you change about your appearance and under what circumstances? This is information about what you really want, what’s most important to you. Exploring these desires can help you set goals that could be realized a bit more quickly and easily."}
+{"text":"You know how cis straight guys have a very narrow form of gender expression because they're worried about being seen as gay? Do you think the same will happen with cis women in relation to trans women? Like certain clothes, styles, interests, etc will be avoided because they'll be thought of as tranny things. I have a feeling that increasing public awareness of trans women might create this effect."}
+{"text":"hard disagree 3 4 1 2 6 5"}
+{"text":"this already happened except now it's swinging the other way"}
+{"text":"except now it's swinging the other way wdym?"}
+{"text":"Not really. It's more like sometimes women will complain they look bad like a tranny for some reason but not in a way they're desperate to correct. They don't have the same fear young men do about being seen as gay, especially since it would be easy for women mistaken as trannies to prove they aren't trannies. Also they know they aren't trannies in reality, whereas men accused of being gay are arguing based on subjective judgement of their invisible desires and not arguing about something physical they can show people to prove them wrong."}
+{"text":"cis straight guys have a very narrow form of gender expression because they're worried about being seen as gay Um…"}
+{"text":"I feel like I'm the only actual trans person on the board right now. Everyone else is just trolls bumping their own threads in the hopes someone takes the bait. Bit sad ngl."}
+{"text":"that's a cis woman in that pic you posted"}
+{"text":"Why did you sage tho?"}
+{"text":"why would you post a cis woman"}
+{"text":"At first I thought it was a gimmick site, and an ultimately useless one seeing how few people in aus seem to use it. But, after forgetting about even having an account on it for the larger portion of a year, I actually had a really nice girl reach out to me through it! Long story short, this must've been by a divine guiding hand because despite the both of us being somewhat timid, we seemed to just effortlessly and immediately open up to each other, even moreso when we went on our first date. And very soon after that we became a couple! And to be frank, I plan to marry this girl. She's genuinely the love of my life and I hope to spend the rest of my days with her. Unsure if I count as a chaser because I thought she was cis when I fell in love with her, but to all my chaser or chaser-adjacent brethren, don't give up, there's the one out there for you yet. o7"}
+{"text":"I hate that my male face and male body feel right and like me. I hate that facial hair doesn't feel wrong and disgusting on my face. I hate that my deep voice fits who I am. I hate that having a dick feels right. I hate that acting manly comes naturally to me. I hate that I like to be strong and competitive. I so deeply loathe being a cis man. I am shackled by it and I will never be anything but a cis man."}
+{"text":"I don't want to be a woman though. I guess I wouldn't really be a man there anymore, which is nice in some way, but I don't think I'd be able to accept the changes"}
+{"text":"Why did you quote the current /voicegen/ thread?"}
+{"text":"you said you hate your voice, you can change your goice"}
+{"text":"I said that I hate it fitting who I am, and not that I hate it specifically. It's a objectively good voice, and it actually complements me as a person, but I still hate that it does. Maybe there is a voice I couldn't hate having, but I also believe that any other voice would feel wrong and not like it's mine"}
+{"text":"the reason i'll never pass"}
+{"text":"skull shape famous for successful ffs standing in your own way cmon anon"}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"Nta ive seen ffs that doesnt work. Many times actually"}
+{"text":"you'll pass with bangs, hon! do your eyebrows"}
+{"text":"what is INTERGEN? INTERGEN is a general for intersex people to talk to each other about their experiences or just to hang out what is an intersex person? Intersex people are those born with any of several sex characteristics, including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies am I intersex? We are not doctors, please seek medical advice, but dont be afraid to ask questions here to maybe understand things better are trans people intersex? Trans people are not inherently intersex, however an intersex person can transition if they want, “neurologically intersex” is not real as being intersex pertains to the sex organs or hormonal productions how is this /lgbt/? We share similar experiences of discrimination and social prejudice based on sex and gender norms, even though intersex is a variation of sex characteristics, not a gender identity or sexual orientation itself ————————— Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yikes! Sorry about the frozen wasteland. And the misconception. Holy shit that's something :-/"}
+{"text":"Well it’s a work from home day"}
+{"text":"I inherently dislike you for having something that I want. but I don't want it And? I do."}
+{"text":"Why? Would it make your life any better?"}
+{"text":"This is a wish made on a monkey's paw."}
+{"text":"old:"}
+{"text":"well yes :3 it was a nice cock sorry"}
+{"text":"bottom moment"}
+{"text":"I'll have you know my games are very highbrow"}
+{"text":"Well Pardo is a self-admited hebephile, and both of them shared many qualities so maybe they shared that one two, I was just asking it, not calling him it or insinuating he was"}
+{"text":"naur"}
+{"text":"It's okay for men to want a woman with a penis. In fact they can prefer it. If you hate that you should just get over yourself."}
+{"text":"It's okay for men to want a twink with gyno. In fact, they prefer it."}
+{"text":"i am a cis man on hrt"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep posting anime draw a girl call it a guy images. You don't look like that"}
+{"text":"I look like that THOUGH"}
+{"text":"the thread is back.."}
+{"text":"Prove it"}
+{"text":"you sound really cute >_< you sound like a southern european woman. not clocky at all approved"}
+{"text":"good morning bump"}
+{"text":"being attracted to feminine boys 5 times more than to masculine girls."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I felt really good in that picture because even though I had just cut my hair I didn’t feel masculine. That ended pretty quickly a few years later. I miss that version of me, she had endless optimism and energy."}
+{"text":"you're not straight"}
+{"text":"Alright OP you got me to click, now what?"}
+{"text":"I used to be so cute..."}
+{"text":"I like chemically altered pseudo-FtMs because it's GAMP without the dick Also still technically \"straight\" but I'd be lying if I said the square jaw and muscles weren't a turn-on"}
+{"text":"Would you marry (and live with, and sleep with, in the same bed) a bottom chaser if he were a billionaire and you got to live in a huge mansion and drive fancy cars and never had to work again and got free healthcare, private chef, everything you need etc. , but you did have to keep the gock and use it on him?"}
+{"text":"whats that"}
+{"text":"wahh wahh you can't be a bottom chaser you have to troon out first catch 22 for a masculine man"}
+{"text":"i would but there's no way i could stay hard for hairy old man ass"}
+{"text":"Only if it was infrequent. Im used to sex i dont want a lavish lifestyle would be nice. Bonus if I can have hookups with actual men."}
+{"text":"I’m straight and clearly you’re a Butthurt faggot. bottom chasers deserve nothing, they’ll always be weak nothing faggots, man up and top or move on because nobody wants your stinky hairy hole"}
+{"text":"i need more transgender alien feminization plant mommy dom gf art like in previous thread"}
+{"text":"something tell me you're in your early 20s and your parents never supported you have you ever been to the beach? feeling the waves crash down on you as you sip a beer and watch the sunset?"}
+{"text":"something tell me you're in your early 20s This is 4chan you stupid fuck everyone here is young. There are no more oldfags on /lgbt/ they left to live a normal life."}
+{"text":"I legitimately don't understand how so many people don't have this attitude already"}
+{"text":"Be someone Make something Go somewhere Be known CREATE SHIT Florets can do and have done all of these."}
+{"text":"This is considered the most important news story in Britian!"}
+{"text":"you're the one who made the initial unfalsifiable claim, so the burden of proof is on you hobby or source of income, retard?"}
+{"text":"we need a new psa"}
+{"text":"the initial unfalsifiable claim, was the seperate and distinct category of stealthtransgender versus transgender *** stealthtransgender is unfalsifiable"}
+{"text":"we need a seperate board for the \"t\""}
+{"text":"These are both far left newspapers, the Telegraph is almos5 communist by this point."}
+{"text":"my pic wasn't deleted because i am a hideous ogre"}
+{"text":"This is an afab"}
+{"text":"I’ll feed who/what ever I wand nigger"}
+{"text":"/nothinggen/ has killed this gen forever. thank u based folderfags"}
+{"text":"This dude UGLY"}
+{"text":"skincare makeup hygiene if any, i know most of us are too depressed to deal with all that"}
+{"text":"i wake up and browse my phone"}
+{"text":"I wash my face with cerave hydrating cleanser, then I dry it and apply 20% azelaic acid followed by 20% vitamin C serum and ferulic followed by cerave hydrating lotion with 5% urea followed finally by la roche posay 50 SPF sunscreen in the evenings I wash my face again and apply tretinoin followed by more moisturizer and vaseline to seal in moisture. i dont wear makeup but if i do i just do eyes."}
+{"text":"Light exercises Wash face Brush teeth Moisturize face Minoxidil Brush hair Shower in the evenings"}
+{"text":"Wake up Hot breakfast then estrogen Nap for an hour Shower Hair protector Get dressed Shave Moisturizer and lip balm Blow dry Wet foundation Dry foundation Lip liner Lip stick Lip gloss Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"boymoder wake up stare at the ceiling for an indeterminate amount of time take off all my clothes check my weight on the scale get sad put on, t-shirt, hoodie, and form fitting jeans brush teeth shave whatever still grows after electrolysis put on moisturizer pluck eyebrows brush hair repeat whatever steps i feel insecure about leave"}
+{"text":"Diaper threads are back. Diapers are trans culture. QOTD: Are you 24/7 back in diapers? If not, what's stopping you?"}
+{"text":"sell soul, acquire diapers simple as"}
+{"text":"Speak for yourself, I'm a trans boy and I need my diapers."}
+{"text":"i'm a cis boy and i also need my diapers :3"}
+{"text":"Post discord :p"}
+{"text":"alas i do not partake in that honeypot of a platform..."}
+{"text":"why do so many lgbt peeps lie about being into bdsm stuff? wow omg you put a girl/bottom in cuffs youre so unique. sorry, im not into that. either dangle me from the ceiling in shibari or fuck the fuck off."}
+{"text":"because the lgbt community has historically bonded through sex, more so than cishet people. don't ask silly questions"}
+{"text":"BDSM is done by sexually disordered people so that they don't have to confront their fear of intimacy and can hide behind a set of pre-defined rituals and roles."}
+{"text":"wow, so tuff"}
+{"text":"if only the most elaborate, flashy stuff but ultimately devoid of substance stuff qualifies as bdsm to you, you're probably a tourist looking for nice photo ops to promote your onlyfana"}
+{"text":"i don't :) nothing against ppl into kink but it's just not for me"}
+{"text":"I manmode. Started hrt a couple of years ago at 30. What gets me is I'll never be a \"trans elder\" type who is the same age as me but started a decade or more before me who people can say paved the way for the current generation of youngshits and midshits. Both elders and young/midshits consider people like me as weird, perverted losers who tried to make it as men and failed but also failed at transitioning as well. We should just be ignored. Forgotten. Disregarded."}
+{"text":"i dont think lateshits are weird"}
+{"text":"\"trans elders\" are groomers why do you want to groom kids?"}
+{"text":"we're all pathetic worthless freaks"}
+{"text":"What makes you weird is wanting to take estrogen and you really want to look like a woman, yet you dress more like a man publicly. t high effort post."}
+{"text":"why are zoomers starting to hate us again?"}
+{"text":"Trump wants a fascist surveillance state. We were more free under your so-called \"matriarchy.\" everyone's bored of the \"Trump Show,\" faggot."}
+{"text":"progressive future where all men and women are treated as equal. what about transgenders?"}
+{"text":"fuckmeat, well-compensated domestic slaves, etc. not because of any laws/enforcement, just because that's the role they would want to fill in an egalitarian society."}
+{"text":"a country having functional borders is not 'fascism,' you idiot. what you're doing in virginia there's no hiding that you're actual communists. dems are bolsheviks."}
+{"text":"nobody cares about teen sports you retarded faggot. The kids' parents do. Biden beat Trump in 2020. Greenland is the rightful property of Denmark. Correct trans women are women. Incorrect on a technicality climate change is real. GenAI is a pyramid scheme. Both correct For a while there we were taken in by the traps craze and we're like \"okay so women hate us cos feminism but it looks like maybe troons will slide into their spot and put out for us.\" Nope, you wouldn't fuck most of us either so what good are you? Truth nuke, this created the \"transphobic\" chud"}
+{"text":"What causes transbians to hate straight trans girlies so much…"}
+{"text":"bitter transbian hands typed this post"}
+{"text":"I used to be bffs with a straight trans girl. She sometimes identified as bisexual and experimented with me, we only went to second base though. Our friendship ended because there was a transbien breakup that she was insistent on making one side out as evil on and acted like all of the girl's friends were evil too. Among other things that didn't give me the impression she was maturing and that she was just demanding enablement, as well as being very duplicitious and manipulative. Eventually she turned on me for criticizing her for this. We reconnected recently and she seems to be doing way better which has made me feel less bitter about the whole thing at least. There have been other straight trans girls I was close with. I would say there's 3 types, fun drama, toxic drama and chill. The problem is that I'm autistic and the middle one always disguises herself as one or the other, oftentimes using performative self reflection and awareness. This is also true for many trans lesbians but most of them are relatively chill if a tad boring and make me worry that I'm the dramatic and toxic one. Anyways. I was abused by my ostensibly straight landlord who would make passes at me and try to play it off as female homosociality when she had sex with me from a position of power (owning our home, and having a car when I can't drive). This also made me bitter and considerate of the possibility that a number of ostensibly straight trans women are just AGPs who are trying to engage in respectability politics or put theirselves above transbiens. I've had other straight trans women friends and bffs in the past and there's some I'm still close to. There's one who's relatively clouted and sees me as bisexual because of my relateability to her and experience with sex work, I guess she's not entirely wrong because I sleep with men on occasion but I've never really enjoyed it (I enjoy other things with men but when it comes to sex or dating I ultimately can't fucking stand them)."}
+{"text":"ok Lilith. back to your Seattle polycule now"}
+{"text":"OMG transbians all want to fuck me! they're so creepy! lmao no one wants to fuck some insecure mid HSTS"}
+{"text":"it takes zero effort to make transbians seethe and malerage lol"}
+{"text":"trying to feminize myself for a fetish start to sociopathically view women's bodies and personalities as defragmented objects, collections of parts. There's lots of mental entrapments to this."}
+{"text":"giwtwm"}
+{"text":"I start going to the gym I sociopathically start to view muscle groups as defragmented objects, collections of parts ?"}
+{"text":"Well the gym is about body, women aren't bodies, or collections of personality traits. You don't view people as sums of parts, not emotionally at least. I don't see it as like ending my run, but as an obstacle. If I can't overcome it I will have to stop, since I don't like it."}
+{"text":"Women aren't people. People are women."}
+{"text":"Means she's trying way too hard"}
+{"text":"When did this dynamic end and the LGBT start to splinter?"}
+{"text":"Agps are the same men who have and would have bullied gay men. Gynephilia is the foundation of homophobia"}
+{"text":"Very true. Gynephillia in males cannot be part of lgbt."}
+{"text":"Free Palestine could kill tranners at an event and most lgbt people would say \"ITS WORSE IN GAZA, A FEW DEAD BODIES IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY\" It reminds me of the rationale ancient civilisations had in sacrificing children to summon rain"}
+{"text":"True, spending decades as a straight man doesn't vanish."}
+{"text":"Wish more people watched Eddington so they'd stop turning up for these BLM/Palestine/ICE/whatever marches. But when I saw some woman on TV saying that she was tempering her sympathy for Renee Good because she was white, I knew we were still living in Eddington. We're past peak woke tho, it just has increasingly limited reach, people don't like it, the political actors who have deployed woke to undermine progressive movements like Occupy are now just seeking out conservative votes and realize that this insane \"progressive\" language project is costing them. I think they'll hand the reigns back to online thought leaders like Naomi Klein and re-dedicate themselves to global military imperialism soon enough."}
+{"text":"trans women are women, right? Because everyone is acting like that's what we're supposed to be doing here, but it goes too far."}
+{"text":"Uhhh MAH BOYfriend"}
+{"text":"Well yeah they're women. You think men would look and act like that?"}
+{"text":"You mean like, tall woman, fat woman, trans woman? Eh... again, I'd have to put that in the \"goes too far\" category. I see what you're doing, but it lands flat. Like, that's a word game. Like a seahorse is a horse or something."}
+{"text":"I think trans women would look and act like that. Not men, not women, but trans women. Does that make sense?"}
+{"text":"No one thinks that but we tell them we do so we can fuck them"}
+{"text":"\"my male roommate called be a hysterical broad and that made me feel affirmed as a woman\""}
+{"text":"noting this for future reference t. chaserchud"}
+{"text":"It's like that the first few times, but it gets old quickly"}
+{"text":"My o9a nexion wants me to infiltrate planned parenthood and I can't decide between lgbt fertility advocate and abortionist, which one would you pick nonas?"}
+{"text":"abortionist"}
+{"text":"is it true that trannies are constantly brapping during sex due to air getting schoved ito their ass? is it true that the room smells like ass afterwards?"}
+{"text":"i want to be reborn as a little girl and get love-bombed and consensually raped by my extended family"}
+{"text":"2026 STILL trying to opsticscuck"}
+{"text":"yeah that's how society works you dumb faggot"}
+{"text":"uhm, you aren't beating the allegations like this sweaty, have you tried being more germanic and patriotic? t. you circa 1930"}
+{"text":"you just want to destroy the trans community don't you I don't care about the \"trans community\", whatever that means. If you suffer as a byproduct of me being myself, then so be it."}
+{"text":"I want everyone to dote on me, adore me and be sexually gratifiy me all at the same time and have zero responsibility You’re so hecking valid OP!"}
+{"text":"Why do people spam Pichus photos and insult her and misgender her non-stop? Chasergen and Passgen have so much spamming and I can't figure out why? There's this thread and why did they make this for her specificly?"}
+{"text":"It's in the archives No I won't tell you what to look up Alsoconveniently all the examples I'm citing aren't actually archived You just have to believe me and you aren't allowed to disprove me"}
+{"text":"yah its pretty annoying."}
+{"text":"Blame Pichu it's his fault"}
+{"text":"I didn't save it, she is very unpleasant to look at"}
+{"text":"He doesn't look like a woman; he looks like a native american."}
+{"text":"yes I have jerked off to her and the fact he went from a minecraft youtuber to a whore dildoing his arse for money is hot BUT he was undeniably groomed by his audience and transbians"}
+{"text":"I mean even toob, the queen of the uk, orbited finn at one point"}
+{"text":"Finn is one of many men/boys who are skinny and youthful but aren’t actually good looking enough without makeup to be called a twink. Lucky for him that he adopted the feminisation approach so he can use makeup to correct his features"}
+{"text":"This is male perfection"}
+{"text":"She's genuinely gorgeous and you're all just jelly as fuck. Yeah yeah go on post the side profile pic - you make unattractive faces in some situations too. Good on her and I hope she's doing well."}
+{"text":"i think she'll regret it the day after her srs"}
+{"text":"QOTT: which ex-men would you fuck?"}
+{"text":"Ive had a weird couple of weeks. Ive always said that in general, I pass but lately ive just come to accept that I truly pass. I have gone out, completely dressed androgynous like something a guy could wear too and still get treated like a woman by the world. I dont get weird looks, nothing. I live in the south where trans people are mostly looked down upon, especially in areas like my city. I have even passed to myself on accident, ill catch my reflection and be like who's that depressed looking lady and realize its me. I no longer feel the deep hatred about my appearance, I can no longer dilute myself into thinking im an ogrehon. I am by no means perfect or breath taking. I am perfectly average. Maybe even a bit below byt it does feel nice when I get an oil change and the country old.man is calling me sweetheart and darling to everything. But now im like, well what now, I got over the biggest hump. A daily struggle is no longer a struggle even if it feels like it should be."}
+{"text":"filling out disability upkeep paperwork is suifuel pls explain why you're a fucking useless retard"}
+{"text":"Husk"}
+{"text":"White Dirty Blonde"}
+{"text":"you will be fine idiot"}
+{"text":"Would you hit 'her', /lgbt/?"}
+{"text":"might be a transbian"}
+{"text":"I'd punch her in the tummy then suck her cock"}
+{"text":"i like when trans girls have a marquee male feature or two. prominent facial features, broad shoulders, veiny hands, flat chest. we both know im gay, we both want you to pass, but i need a reminder. throw me a bone here. youre beautiful"}
+{"text":"???? also ????"}
+{"text":"i would put a ring on her finger"}
+{"text":"I am a repbro, and I cope by gymmaxing and cumming in trans women's butts. Problem?"}
+{"text":"Same but instead of going to the gym I don't go to the gym and instead of fucking trans women I'm an incel but other than that it's the same"}
+{"text":"very relatable, me too"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"please fuck some trannies, it'll make you feel better"}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"be me, closeted transbian turn 18 deep red south state so i can't do much yet trump is sworn in soon after gain the resources to transition while observing the culture war shitstorm reach its absolute peak should i ignore everything and transition while I'm still in my teens, or should i wait until this administration ends?"}
+{"text":"go somewhere safer"}
+{"text":"Tbh it’s never a “good” time for anything, but it’ll be an even worse time later"}
+{"text":"unfortunately i don't have the resources to move anywhere significantly safer atm just gonna have to thug it out"}
+{"text":"get on het get resources go somewhere safer ok"}
+{"text":"right now is always the best time to transition. im in a pretty similar situation, live in GA terrified n stuff but just do it."}
+{"text":"Most 4chan posters like vidya, anime, manga, TV, film, music, comics, cartoons, weeb shit, etc. as interests and hobbies. Why not specify what kind or your favorites in your post? It says more about you and will likely net you better adds than just posting \"I like /v/, /a/, /tv/, /mu/, /co/, /jp/, etc.\" in the bio. ASL (biological sex, or gender) letter(s) primary interest other interests and hobbies looking for not looking for (free space) tag"}
+{"text":"asl 30/m/US interests and hobbies vidya, animu, reading (manga, books, visual novels), cooking, music, model kits and anime merch, mahjong, tetris, fighting games looking for friends into the above, nice people, people who want to talk tag clair_in"}
+{"text":"Religion is part of culture all over the world anon Nihilism doesn't say subjective values are non existent"}
+{"text":"Not joining with that server name"}
+{"text":"prolly assume if you're the one who approved you should say hi first since discord automatically opens the convo for you and literally tells you to do it or just don't realize you approved since it's easier to miss on the adding side especially if you have a lot of active DMs open or just got shy or have retarded brainworms like that they're gonna bother you if they message first or whatever idk i'm not shy"}
+{"text":"I think agp is rooted in some developmental trauma around femininity within oneself. So maybe looking at that would be helpful?"}
+{"text":"detransitioned male looks like a lesbian talks like a genderless alien yeah ok bro"}
+{"text":"psuedo dysphoria look inside its dysphoria i think a lot of harm has been done by convincing people that being trans is something you are born as and that its innate and unchangeable. Thats why this person thinks their dysphoria being subjective doesnt count."}
+{"text":"I'm not even agp though. Never found the thought of being a woman sexually arousing. I just can't stop feeling like I'm supposed to be dysphoric for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"But if dysphoria is not innate and unchangeable, then couldn't it just be willed away?"}
+{"text":"be honest nona how many trans women do you know irl, like know by name + talk to at least occasionally how often do you go to places trans women hang out irl (gay bars, support groups, clubs, social events etc.)"}
+{"text":"0 chasergen daily"}
+{"text":"how many trans women do you know irl, like know by name + talk to at least occasionally 7, but i only consider like 4 of them friends how often do you go to places trans women hang out irl (gay bars, support groups, clubs, social events etc.) hardly ever, when i do i ususally get hit on by some creepy dude or gorrliahon like i was in the middle of getting fucked in the club and this 250 lbs whale with misshapen tits asks me if she can have a turn i promptly told her no so she asked if she could touch me im too much a people pleaser so i said yeah whatever and closed my eyes and pretended it was someone hotter my top fucked me like 2 more times and exausted, i fell asleep wake up to two gorilla hons staring at me like i was puppy that just woke up like \"d'awwww\" \"so cute\" top nowhere in sight :("}
+{"text":"none never t. stealthmoder"}
+{"text":"What’s an example for somebody that is neither"}
+{"text":"yea...as touch-starved as i am i can't imagine realistically finding someone i want to be with especially if i am planning to move. i mostly just want to be able to interact with the community and stop feeling so isolated. ty for the encouragement nonny i am going to make a real effort me, lol. but there's not a Blanchardian word for that. i'm just a lesbian."}
+{"text":"How do I begin to girlmode if I’m an ugly 4/10 freak?"}
+{"text":"If you have the right spirit you will unlock an insane willpower and esoteric diy and bonesmash your way to twinkhon through sheer force of will, and if you're lucky, passoid. Its possible. I was balding and did it. Just be prepared to grind shit jobs to afford all your stuff. If you don't, you don't. The drive is innate. You either live to maximize your femininity at all costs, or you don't. You can probably develop this drive if you want, but I mean shit it's literal work and if you're telling yourself your ngmi it's likely defeatist escapism. Go ahead and give up. You'll regret not trying even worse."}
+{"text":"Damn can you not post that meme? Its literally me"}
+{"text":"remember there are 4/10 women who survive"}
+{"text":"making threads to mock me isnt funny"}
+{"text":"be an ugly 4/10 freak of a woman"}
+{"text":"what are the best dating options for a hrt twink? dating apps dont work"}
+{"text":"Well fuck me, I don't actually know any then You know any decent ones?"}
+{"text":"eh idk i was more searching more for a relationship than hook ups idk i dont feel like i ever annoyed other people at social events, usually people kinda like my autistic rumblings actually"}
+{"text":"What country"}
+{"text":"italy"}
+{"text":"I will never look like a young hrt twink Grim manmoder future"}
+{"text":"Im trying to feminize myself psychologically for a fetish but for instance today I've been too lazy to watch gossip girl and ive just been watching forsen. Really I haven't watched anything girly in a week or so. Is it a lack of commitment or am I just being a normal person?"}
+{"text":"Seems like a lot of weight, specially if you want to force yourself to do extra shit on top of that. I would suggest you suspend it all while focusing on exclusively vital things that will improve your life."}
+{"text":"Brown boi worship thread"}
+{"text":"Go back to /gif/"}
+{"text":"No. Seethe"}
+{"text":"post more"}
+{"text":"seriously where did you guys go its been like 3 days since the last thread QOTT: did you ever come out before repping? was it irl or only online?"}
+{"text":"Everything:)"}
+{"text":"I propose that we steal the term \"gymrepper\" from AMAB reppers. \"Gymrepping\" now refers to coping by pretending that your dysphoria is simply a desire to be more muscular, and hitting the gym. It also entails constantly being made aware that you are much smaller and weaker than the men around you, and can't build muscle as quickly or effectively as they can. Are there any other proud \"gymreppers\"?"}
+{"text":"You get it"}
+{"text":"Deep intense ritualistic mating"}
+{"text":"My femrepper bf overpowering me, pining me to the ground and violently (but consensually) making me please him :3"}
+{"text":"terfs are right, im a fake woman. a hulking, disgusting, lanky body with hands too big and a jaw to wide and shitty man hair and i shouldn't approach any women's spaces and why the fuck do i sometimes think i pass am i fuckng blind. sorry for killing a thread for this stupid rant."}
+{"text":"i cannot be a mix of masculine and feminine traits I can only display feminine traits is being gender conforming"}
+{"text":"a mix of masculine and feminine traits literally visibly transgender"}
+{"text":"Kellie Jay Keen isn't really a truTERF, she supports the Republican party and has said abortion is a worthy sacrifice to stop the tranny menace"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure a bunch of prominent TERFs are anti-abortion now lmao"}
+{"text":"TERFs: \"I hate these trannies they are a mishmash of men and women grrrr\" Also TERFs: \"I hate these trannies they reinforce gender conformity!\" It's a catch-22"}
+{"text":"i don't want to be strong or manly how do i escape this matrix i didn't choose this"}
+{"text":"cut off your balls"}
+{"text":"Let me eat your balls"}
+{"text":"Why would you not want to be strong and manly? Its awesome"}
+{"text":"i want to be strong and manly while looking like that"}
+{"text":"this. waking up in the robot world and choosing to remain conscious is a direct analogy to post-puberty transition"}
+{"text":"How does a brown trooner (me) find a white racist trooner gf?"}
+{"text":"In the US it isn't that hard to find a racist open to dating non-whites. That ICE guy who shot a white woman in the face has a Filipino wife. Only downside is that most of our white supremacists are DEI, so you aren't guaranteed a white racist troon."}
+{"text":"My dreams"}
+{"text":"I don't care if people mix a bit or if there's a small non-white population in my country, I just want Europe to stay majority white and not have people act like I'm obligated to take verbal abuse from minorities u_u god I want this world to suffer."}
+{"text":"just drop your ASL and your cord?"}
+{"text":"Why is she drawn with hair outside of the hijab the whole point of a hijab is to hide the hair"}
+{"text":"how do i get a mtf girlfriend who will let me fuck her ass every day?"}
+{"text":"good question"}
+{"text":"You can't fuck my ass today, I had Indian food"}
+{"text":"Fujoshi and himedanshi should be honorary members of the LGBT community"}
+{"text":"Damn, haven't thought about Durarara in like a decade"}
+{"text":"Interesting."}
+{"text":"Sure bisexual guys should get a little bit of pussy while out of the closet I thought the news cap girl & the glasses girl were two different characters?"}
+{"text":"They are. Erika (cap girl in the drawing) and Anri (glasses girl) are two different characters. Erika has glasses in picrel because the drawing is based on a Miku song in which she sports the same outfit."}
+{"text":"my depression's been pretty bad recently and i bet y'all's has too. let's collect some reasons to end it all. poast bonepill, dimorphic mogging, shitty anecdotes, anti trans heckling, whatever. bonus points if it's directed at gaydens since that's what i am."}
+{"text":"because it's the fluid that comes out of your gender :3"}
+{"text":"You can feel your heartbeat over in your dickvein btw."}
+{"text":"do you want a vagina"}
+{"text":"men can in fact lactate doe otherwise all correct"}
+{"text":"If there's no real children involved then what's the problem"}
+{"text":"Yea still feels like it could be me, lol."}
+{"text":"I'm not those anons, but even if you haven't harmed anyone the self-hate seems completely understandable. Millions of people in the world would probably be happy to kill you even with no crimes to your name, plus the isolation of not being able to talk about it easily, or having it interfere with getting a mature partner (who you might not be physically attracted to even if you love them). Basically dooming you to being without any real intimacy forever. I read psych literature a bit and in studies I've seen it suggests something like 40-60% of peds kill themselves, but those statistics are likely skewed by stigma and forensics making up a disproportionate amount of sampling."}
+{"text":"Of course, I have similar issues so the self hate isn't foreign to me. It's still fairly present but I try to remind myself that as long my thoughts never materialize themselves in reality it has no statement on me as a person. The isolation is a real issue but I guess it impacts me differently since I'm already isolated from multiple other factors. My reply might have seemed dismissive, sorry about that. It's just that after a certain amount of time with these thoughts you end up having to learn a way to cope otherwise you become a part of the suicide statistic"}
+{"text":"i would put continents to the sword to be a cute incontinent permadiapered femboy with a big milker mommy gf"}
+{"text":"Can I go to Korea surgeons as a 33 year old man and tell them to make me look like an 18 year old girl and have it work?"}
+{"text":"NIGGA HSUT THE FUCK UP"}
+{"text":"you could but just issue of expensive, but if not of financial concern, more power to u"}
+{"text":"Yes. Do it and post results"}
+{"text":"How many trans girls secretly view themselves as failed males?"}
+{"text":"started talking to a guy the other day and i feel like a dumb faggot"}
+{"text":"I always felt like a stupid fag. Ig I just embodied it trooning"}
+{"text":"i don't know. i never wanted to be male i always hated it. i never tried to be manly so im not sure i ever failed at it either. i failed at trying not to be trans though. i feel like this pathetic thing less than a boy and less than a girl. because boys are so privileged they have it so much easier but still i couldn't stand it. lots of girls if they had been boys would probably have been grateful. but not me. because i didn't like rough things because im too fragile because im too sensitive. i feel like the lowest class of person."}
+{"text":"i do. that's how i feel about myself"}
+{"text":"secretly there's nothing secret about it"}
+{"text":"Why do so many of the men in Trans porn wear masks?"}
+{"text":"But men in regular porn don't wear masks nearly so often."}
+{"text":"imo you shouldnt watch porn at all as a tranny but ok"}
+{"text":"they certainly do that im amateur porn or you don't see their faces thanks to the right camera angles"}
+{"text":"I was referring to pre troon out"}
+{"text":"The only guys to always show their faces are the gay porn stars bottoming."}
+{"text":"How some motherfuckers on the gay sex app look at you when you ask them if they're interested in having gay sex"}
+{"text":"it makes you really happy when you fall asleep in the arms of the person you love. I'm talking from experience and I want you to go out there and find that for yourself nonas..."}
+{"text":"I hope you die a very slow painful death :3"}
+{"text":"No no no I don't want to be in a room with this freak"}
+{"text":"*suckles on her hardened girlnip* *slurp slurp pop*"}
+{"text":"Ewwww ewwww eww stop!"}
+{"text":"If a trans man wants to be penetrated then that isn’t a trans man."}
+{"text":"That's what I'm saying... that's actually fucking disgusting"}
+{"text":"Is it disrespectful to trannies that I watch trans porn on mute so I don't hear their voices or is that kind of expected?"}
+{"text":"Kayla got the snip. Specifically so she can be a holier-than-thou \"based\" right wing tranny that definitely won't get holocausted like the rest of us peasants when her lord and savior Donald Trump does exactly what he said he was gonna do to trannies"}
+{"text":"looks aite desu witchu"}
+{"text":"right, because your ability to goon your dick is the best way to determine who is and isn't trans. if i catch you in the streets i will buttfuck you while saying \"aw yeah you like that wh*te boi\" like wesley snipes fucked chris christophersen in blade 2"}
+{"text":"he has a goth gf from moscow btw"}
+{"text":"your face is shit unc we've all seen it you are \"mature cross dresser\" porn at best the kind a broke guy watches for free"}
+{"text":"i want a man who looks down on me and talks down to me and teases me and makes fun of me and calls me embarrassing names and takes care of me and is way bigger than me and way stronger than me and pins me down and makes me feel small and manhandles me and does whatever he wants to me and holds my hand and puts his arm around me in public and just acts in a way (short of anything obscene) that makes it very clear to everyone around us the kind of dynamic that we have and i wanna watch him work out and cheer him on and lick his abs and sleep in his arms so tight i can't escape or resting my head on his chest clinging to him like he's the only safety i've ever known (he is) or with my face nuzzled into his crotch and i want him to control my life completely and i wanna look however he wants me to look and tell me how to do my hair and what clothes to wear sometimes and have rules for me and own me and take care of me forever and ever and in exchange i'll give him my total undying love and affection and give him anything he wants and be there for him always and think of nothing other than him and devote my entire life to him and i'll do all the housework too. i feel like this makes me a horrible, selfish, immature, unlovable person. i can't stand it but i can't help it and i can't make it go away. this is what i want more than anything in the world. i know it's not a realistic expectation. i don't know what to do. i feel so sad and lonely and pathetic i feel like an abandoned child. there's something very wrong with me. and the worst thing is i feel like the guys who are like this and who want this, few and far between as they are, are largely not the best people (at least that i've seen), and are usually republicans. and that's terrible. and do NOT like trans girls. if i met a guy who was like this and liked me but was also somehow a good person and a leftist and a feminist (despite how he treats me) i would so completely obsessed with him. i would do anything."}
+{"text":"What are some good countries for a chaser that lives in what was once a first world country? Besides Thailand."}
+{"text":"My goal is to first get a nice paying job in IT and then find a cute pinay tranny"}
+{"text":"Russia"}
+{"text":"what was once a first world country Just say you're American"}
+{"text":"Brazil"}
+{"text":"got extremely drunk and explained the concept of SMV to my tranny friend at the local train station at midnight Did i fuck up?"}
+{"text":"I don't usually buy into this narrative for most chud ideology but yeah I think there is something to this for the whole incel/blackpill/looksmaxx stuff. People don't want to admit just how entrenched lookism is in society because it means acknowledging some rather uncomfortable facts about oneself, and no one wants to think of themselves as shallow."}
+{"text":"I'm 5'10 and almost exclusively try to get fucked by guys shorter than me. All of the tall women I know are with shorter dudes too."}
+{"text":"Because the issue is mid people dont want to fuck other mid people. It isn't women trying to fuck the top its men too. One of the most hilarious examples of this is online discourse about big titty goth gf and shit like that. All if those dudes had chances with all the alt chicks but they were too busy calling them cringe, ugly or making fun of their fashion. My lanky faggot ass (5'10) used to clean up all the \"off color\" women then sure enough as soon as they were taken there would be normie dudes sniffing around. My faggot ass did a better job larping as a man than most men and it really feels like an effort issue since by definition I couldn't be a Chad. I did make a few friends that visually would have been Chad's if they weren't anxious messes and bad at socializing. I spent years hooking those guys up with dates and trying to help them out. Now we dont talk anymore over their support of Trump and they have reverted back to not dating, not getting laid and talking like incels"}
+{"text":"I'm 5'9\" and I just don't want someone the same height as me. Short kings? Love them. Tall chads? Love them. Same applies to women."}
+{"text":"OUR HEROES ...and clavicular"}
+{"text":"I'm a faggot effeminate gay man with long hair but I want to submit completely and be the sex slave of an ultra-dominant trans woman. And I just exist to serve her strap, or her gock, or her pussy, any parts she has are female and I am happy to touch her wherever she wants or not at all. But I want to be owned. I want her to tell me what to do, where to go, and when. I want to have to beg and plead for you to take me on a walk, where I wear a leash, in public, and I put on kneepads and gloves so I can walk on all fours. I want you to teach me that me being a faggot is a total sin, and I am meant to be with a woman like you instead. Punish me how you see fit, miss."}
+{"text":"ones that didnt have a great time jelly missing some worship and discipline btw"}
+{"text":"how would you feel about a short chubby NEET trans girl who was a massive sadist? she would expect you to give her an allowance and live with you rent free and everytime you came back from work you would have to lie on your back and she would stomp on your face and cock and spit on you. piece of faggot trash"}
+{"text":"My boyfriend is just like you. theres hope"}
+{"text":"massive sadist That's actually scary"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"what do i do if i make an ugly guy and girl, no matter how i express myself, its always humiliating"}
+{"text":"So me, what i do is i hide in my room"}
+{"text":"yeah same, a repugnant soul like me should only stay inside and wither away, i dont deserve to eat either i have to starve myslef"}
+{"text":"you should watch the movie A Different Man"}
+{"text":"Sauna edition Question of the day: Whats the ideal date to take a cute boy on? FAQ What is a femboy? What is a twink? A femboy is a male that pursues a feminine appearance for himself whilst still identifying as male. A twink is a male with a slender figure and a youthful appearance, usually with little body/ facial hair Are femboys trans? The majority of femboys are cisgendered. Femboy is not a 'stepping stone' to trans, it is a stand alone identity. Can trans post here? Trans people are welcome to post in /fbg/ and identify as trans twink/femboy if they want, but this is not a trans thread. Posts should not be about 'transitioning' and discussion of hormone usage should be restricted to skincare applications. Can twunks and otters post here? Yes I'm not twink or femboy but I am an enjoyer of them, can I post here too? Yes Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"id rather die"}
+{"text":"It's actually crazy when you think about how short a period of time someone is a twink. They get a couple years then BOOM twinkdeath and their whole personality/lifestyle is shattered, gone forever. The only ones that make it are the smart ones that know hrt will keep them young and fem."}
+{"text":"this is why some of them turn into gigasluts, they know it's short-lived on one hand, I want to stop the cycle and save/bag at LEAST 1 one of em, make him settle down on the other hand... there's just so, so, SO many cute twinks"}
+{"text":"cope faggot i want to get married i just dont want to betray God"}
+{"text":"you are supposed to stop before the tits grow in"}
+{"text":"be covid transitioner locked out of trans community cuz 2020 nobody knows you do it alone become total passoid go to support group, the recently out girls love me like a mascot temptation to join in The Drama as a passoid cuz i missed out even though i know hanging out with girls like that will get me clocked 1000% more often convince me that its not worth it"}
+{"text":"mad"}
+{"text":"whatever chaser, trans women do have the capacity to pass and you're a retard if you dont know that already"}
+{"text":"kyrie eleison"}
+{"text":"ive always felt like hes gotta be some flavor of queer. maybe thats just cus FP+CSM deal with identity. justice 4 nail fiend btw"}
+{"text":"what a beautiful name for a girl"}
+{"text":"Being a woman is just being a sex toy for Chad lol suck my dick! Ok chad ill do that im going to cum on your face hehe sounds good chad Im going to grope you whenever I want Yay Chad is touching me! Lol you’re literally a fucking sex toy for Chad. And the funniest part is trannies CHOOSE this life. How humiliating and pathetic of a person do you have to be?"}
+{"text":"No YOU are the sex toy. CHAD COMMANDS YOU and you follow. You ARENT THE ONE WITH POWER. Chad can just fuck another slut and get her on her knees him anytime. Especially considering you’re on a fucking anonymous forum in your spare time. You arent the one with the sexual market value. Chad is. He just settled. Retarded tranny subhuman."}
+{"text":"When, where, and how these things happen are all up to the bottom. Serious tranny cope. You do everything for chad. YOU are imagining in your mind you have power, but you are perfectly willing to accommodate anything for Chad. Chad speaks you listen. You’re a sex object. A slave."}
+{"text":"left swipe"}
+{"text":"I love how this implies that the sex toy in sex is whoever doesn't have options. So, actually, men as a whole are sex toys for women in hypergamy and feminism is entirely ridiculous."}
+{"text":"That's part of what makes them so attractive Truthnukes That's the mindset we as tops have, but it's not the the full truth. It's mutually enjoyable and hot and them desiring it makes it even hotter"}
+{"text":"*sigh* I wish I was a fat dumbass foid into homoerotic Japanese smut instead of being a handsome gay man who can both top and bottom for my partner"}
+{"text":"yeah but i hate topping and also i don't want to accidentally get drunk and rawdog and cum in a lady like i did when i was drunk that one time"}
+{"text":"I'm a fat dumbass moid into homoerotic japanese smut howeverbeit"}
+{"text":"literally me except I dont top and am an incel"}
+{"text":"Can you throw a punch? Could you defend yourself at all once you're out of ammo?"}
+{"text":"I'm weak luckly I don't hace fagscent otherwise I would've been beaten or even killed by homophobes"}
+{"text":"i learned this practicing Aikido :)"}
+{"text":"even pretroon I was always physically weak and uncoordinated, when I was in elementary school some younger kids ganged up on me and beat me up lol. was always terrible at and not interested in sports. I've always been really skinny. even when I was gymcoping to rep at one point I barely put on any real muscle. I wouldn't even say I've lost much strength trooning because I had little to no strength to begin with lol"}
+{"text":"Sure I’m a moder but I can probably throw a punch me pictured in the left"}
+{"text":"nah I usually just look homeless enough that noone tries to fuck with me"}
+{"text":"It's wild how troons claim they want a dutiful, protective and paternal man but deperson and cut him off when he even partially ascribes to political views that are rooted in duty, asymmetrical obligations and heirarchy. I'm finished with being hurt."}
+{"text":"No they weren't"}
+{"text":"fuck hierarchy fuck \"asymmetrical obligation\" which is just code word for give everything to a system that robs you blind and spits in your face"}
+{"text":"I can believe in lower taxes, modesty in public, less welfare state, a lot fewer regulations, less nanny state (this is literally good for troons), be religious and believe that property is really really good. All of these are right wing beliefs in my country. None of them had to change because I trooned out."}
+{"text":"All of these are right wing beliefs in my country the only right wing belief is whatever your politicians' owners tell them, what you mean is that they're right wing rhetoric"}
+{"text":"Some men are just so fucking cucked by internet exposure and manosphere adjacent media that you actually made yourself unfuckable Meanwhile women being the only gender that really changed politically with large scale internet usage. Men haven't changed. Please stop saying men are any different somehow because of manosphere content, when women are dementedly different because of almost everywhere on the internet. As it turns out, dating for men is like job hunting, like they all say. You need to be a jester for women, and that means politically too. Women hate liberal men because liberal men are self-deprivating by definition since they have to be feminist. Women expect conservatism in such men, because if they're attracted to him, then surely he wouldn't hate himself. But at the same time the man can't be conservative and not hate himself, because if that's the case, then he's unacceptable and oppressive and would mean reckoning with her corrupted internal machinations. A successful date modern man needs to appear conservative as possible while being technically liberal and giving off the impression of a liberal still. Women want a conservative withoit the reality of it. They want a minotaur without the reality of being eaten and torn apart by the animalistic monster. They want the bear without being mauled by it. They want the same rights as men without the same responsibilities. If none of this were true, there would be a lot more femdom women and a lot more happy people in general."}
+{"text":"Its over"}
+{"text":"How is playing osu malebrained? Women love cutesy pink Japanese stuff"}
+{"text":"posting about tranny cock on a twenty year old taiwanese dressage forum not insane"}
+{"text":"when you so ugly it starts to affect your mental health to the point of thinking about trannies while watching the sky"}
+{"text":"average autistic transbian's idea of femininity:"}
+{"text":"osu is autismbrained"}
+{"text":"How AGP is it if my very first fetish was breast expansion? Specifically scenarios where the woman went from flat to busty and was ecstatic about the changes. Although I can't remember whether I would self insert as her, or just thought it was a hot scenario"}
+{"text":"Not agp, you're just a perverted moid"}
+{"text":"booba"}
+{"text":"that never goes away but if you get really lucky and have enough charisma you can sometimes find a woman who wants to fuck you regardless"}
+{"text":"I had a dream about elephants. Dumbo type shit, we went to the circus to see the animal training. I dreamt that we sat in the front and we had carrots and got to pet them. I woke up tangled up in the blankets."}
+{"text":"Not as cold as yesterday but still fucking cold. It snowed up on the panhandle. I'm sitting cozy under the covers with a heating pad watching everyone get ready"}
+{"text":"she was texting her ex while I was being lovey dubby I fucking knew I should've stopped doing that unless we were official. I feel like an ass now."}
+{"text":"I have zero charisma... Honestly even though I'm not masc I vibe with the idea of stone butches. I could just do the fucking without reprocicity. But even then I find a hard time imagining it because I'm so ugly-looking lol"}
+{"text":"agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"so agp?"}
+{"text":"She was fembrained, so yes."}
+{"text":"i miss cumming i quite literally castrated me with too much masturbation and hrt was gooning like 6 times a day daily, now i cant even get hard cuz nothing makes me horny anymore"}
+{"text":"nothing changes after 6 months of hrt"}
+{"text":"How long have u been on e? My chest growth had barely started around 6 mo"}
+{"text":"7 months"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke It is the same for poons"}
+{"text":"dont change anything wahh my transition isnt working anon did u think that hrt would make you dress better"}
+{"text":"loud, constant, performative misandry does not make you socially female"}
+{"text":"misandry is the opposite of femininity psyop post"}
+{"text":"every female friend i know irl is extremely misogynistic if anything /tttt/ baby trannies are tiktok socialized so they have no grasp on reality"}
+{"text":"elaborate"}
+{"text":"you are saying the exact opposite of what is true, without any explanation, as a way to mindfuck people intentionally feminism is NOTHING but misandry"}
+{"text":"the opposite of femininITY not feminISM"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"beautiful amazing. thank you. !!! <3"}
+{"text":"hi mr admin"}
+{"text":"hi"}
+{"text":"gleglin all over the place ohhhh"}
+{"text":"Go to party Meet an obvious repper The most feminine and cute faggot I've ever seen Go over to him and start chatting so that I can get his number Slowly become closer and eventually start dating First time fucking him Make sure to slip up and call him a woman and tell him how feminine he is He confesses he always wanted to be a woman Say that I would love her no matter what (pretend that forcing her to troon out isn't the plan) During her birthday, give her an estrogen vial \"B-but anon, I'm scared of needles!\" Do her injections every week She now depends on me to transition and estrogen makes her even more sensitive and weak Soon enough after enough drugs done together and intense sex, she'll be my perfect brainwashed tranny girlfriend Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm a chaser"}
+{"text":"real reppers don't look feminine and cute, otherwise they wouldn't bother repping. they look huge and manly and eventually start manmoding"}
+{"text":"Most young men in my country are faggots tho. I know a 5'6 homo who teaches philosophy and is incredibly thin and feminine as fuck."}
+{"text":"The thin and feminine men aren't the reppers though. Identify a repper by looking for a 6'+ with chad proportions but who acts meek and unintrusive"}
+{"text":"This but I know a cisf chaser who has forced her partner to start estrogen. I guess creating your own troon is more erotic than not ruining someone’s life and dating an actual tranny. Stop teasing me or I might have to steal you."}
+{"text":"Is it possible to make a transbian fall for a straight man?"}
+{"text":"A man could make me fall for him but it never has and never will work out long-term."}
+{"text":"WHY"}
+{"text":"Highly unlikely. Almost every tranny is inherently gynesexual so it's more likely a straight trans girl falls for a tranny"}
+{"text":"Don't like the sex, the presumptiveness and toxicity. Men often try to minimize the effort they put into you especially after they feel that they've won you over. They try to be very assertive but fail to communicate in the process, and it honestly feels like emotional blackmail because I know that if I say no to them it'll just hurt their feelings which I'm increasingly happy to do. Sometimes men dont feel this way but in that case it's usually their idea of you that they are trying to please and not you. I'm aware they also are likely to use grand gestures while being out of touch emotionally but I've only gotten this one from unusual women. In general they've been annoyingly patronizing."}
+{"text":"Hn Neath"}
+{"text":"trans girls of r/tttt what was your worst sexual/intimate experience?"}
+{"text":"Are you a fucking pooner? The guy didn't get raped, he did what any man would do and fought off the attacker, preventing rape. Actually respectable for a tuna poona."}
+{"text":"oh no i need to make my girlfriend cum too??? rape!! you're literally raping me right now by wanting to cum too!!"}
+{"text":"be stupid babytransbian twinkhon who had never had a relationship before take time off and travel 8 hours by train to stay with new discord gf she's 6'3 and not on HRT yet but that's okay because i can see this hon for the woman she is inside!!!! get picked up by her and her roommate im shorter and noticeable more feminine than both of them they take me to a restaurant, we eat, i feel like a faggot the whole time i pay for all 3 of us we drive home suck her dick as soon as she takes me back to her bedroom swallow get sucked in return but don't cum fall asleep eventually wake up lonely wander downstairs looking for gf Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"When i was a femboy, 19 Gave a \"straight\" guy at a Uni dorm head. He groped was fine until he finished. Then he had a panic attack. Made a joke about me giving 'mind-breaking head'. Talk to him a bit later its like 2am, wear something cuter. Skirt, Lace tank top, light cardigan, wait in a park in mid winter for 1 hour. 2 hours. Dawns coming. Get a text. Find out what happened. His gf caught him. She doesn't know if i'm a girl or guy. I start heading home and car pulls up in front of me and she gets out. Cis, Early 30's. Threatens me, and is upset to learn that I'm a guy. She breaks up with him on the spot. Guy deadstares me like its my fault."}
+{"text":"ill give the obviously worse one too cause duh tho year and a half later. Have an internship 20 year old tranny 6 months hrt, boymoder. have work friends, and one (28) has kinda acted like an older brother. He can probably tell somethings up, has compared me looking like my sister before. work friends and i, 2 cisf, myself, 5 cism go to a mini vacay during this set of conferences. have fun during the day the evening, we go to this bar. im the youngest, so 'older brother' friend buys me drinks, plus work culture. Hes designated driver so Drink 8 drinks. At 20. Not an alcoholic. On early HRT. Totally drunk and spacing out. No motor coord He places his hand on my inner thigh and starts groping it try to move it but hes stronger and keeps doing it. Trying to tell him discreetly to stop he doesnt. go to bathroom Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone know when there will be a mod out to give Amelia a dick? I like romancing her on most playthroughs but it would be better if she was a tranny"}
+{"text":"who is this Amelia character? what is she from?"}
+{"text":"A new British dating sim where you save Europe"}
+{"text":"implying she doesn't already have one"}
+{"text":"right? like I had the same shade of purple hair in Uni. These Chuds are down bad for a manic pixie daydream"}
+{"text":"Did you lure a chud bf into fighting for the future of the white race?"}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"He's kinda cute, and he's a nerd? Gloves has competition.... Even his hat is cooler..."}
+{"text":"autistic fat pokemon nerd Dood has potentional Breeding is interesting..."}
+{"text":"i watched the video. tbhon i was moreso interested about the interaction and thought it was wholesome this lil \"autistic\" dood is obviously a pooner who isn't even on T and yet the whole comment section is calling her \"he\"? i assume normgroids do this is to avoid being disrespectful. if this poon was called a \"she\" given the fact that he's already autistic, i think he'll take it to heart and cry about it for the rest of the day. for convenience sake, it's just easier to refer to these 'dens with their preferred pronouns than deal with their tantrums"}
+{"text":"He clearly wants to he called he/him so what's the issue here? I call people by their preferred names because they asked me to and calling them a different name for no reason is rude, so I also call people by their preferred pronouns because not doing so is rude?"}
+{"text":"Why havent you asked her out yet nona?"}
+{"text":"i did but she has a cold right now"}
+{"text":"I told her I was in love with her and she asks me to come over multiple times a week :)"}
+{"text":"I told her i love her for the first time during an arguement anf now she doesnt talk to me anymore :("}
+{"text":"I did, she calls me her big sis now"}
+{"text":"I can't read Japanese"}
+{"text":"I don't moan when I orgasm, is that a turn off to chasers?"}
+{"text":"feminism is a toxic radioactive dustheap of misandry"}
+{"text":"men rape, enslave, murder, and mutilate women for thousands of years then they wonder why women hate them"}
+{"text":"women are good bois dey dindu nuffin"}
+{"text":"That is exactly what masculinity is, though."}
+{"text":"Masculinity is Dragon Ball Z. If you're a trans \"man\" and can't appreciate the depth of being a scholar, you'll never truly be a man."}
+{"text":"It's not such a big tell with the state of men now, but trans men have no idea what manhood is."}
+{"text":"polska gurom"}
+{"text":"Babes, I swear, she fine hon, why she always lyin', though? Tellin' me she 'phoric, when she know that's phlogiston, She got a clocky friend look like Contrapoints Got a passoid friend look like Contrapoints"}
+{"text":"remember, she's based"}
+{"text":"she's somewhat right but leftism just rots all rational cognition. you can see it in her recent videos as well t. lib"}
+{"text":"hontra's bussy after toob finished with it"}
+{"text":"She's right but she's also a cunt about it. Let people have their feelings, don't go all reddit r/TipsFedora on it."}
+{"text":"It was one (1) rape, not even that bad of a rape, and it happened like a decade ago. Also Contra is a washed-up dopehead, so does it really matter? Remember, trans optics hinge on the most prominent trans women in the UK being squeaky clean."}
+{"text":"Why did they hondosed her? Suffers from GD and receive 0 hormones. Cause ID crisis Creates delusional personas including a repper murders her entire family."}
+{"text":"I'm still on chapter 1 and i love battler I'm more interested in the supernatural stuff. I wonder what Ryukishi read as his source material"}
+{"text":"its what every forced repper should do"}
+{"text":"Cont. from"}
+{"text":"I'm a zoomer too but on the older end I graduated like 6 years ago, guy's on his 2nd year I don't really *do* much with him desu, at the very least we're going out drinking this weekend"}
+{"text":"i think sophomores still got time to think about their future career prospect"}
+{"text":"I'm just tryna help him because I know folks in the industry he's in, I can help put in a good word for him and all that Told him he can't depend on his cute looks alone and then he went silent Aiyaa..."}
+{"text":"this tiny pervert... i hate these quests"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"said \"you're my favorite moid\" to my boyfriend and he got really mad"}
+{"text":"How do I gauge whether a troon likes being called sissy faggot or not?"}
+{"text":"My favourite faggy princess. 100% of troons like being called fag, especially while you're up in it, 0% like being called sissy."}
+{"text":"moid and foid feel like pg13 slurs idk why he would get mad about that tho"}
+{"text":"maybe bad advice but the troon i used to date really liked sexism lol like if u said derogatory things about women to her she fucked with it"}
+{"text":"you are not my boyfriend do not call me that"}
+{"text":"I don't care how big or small, white tranny gocks are the prettiest and most feminine looking. In the best way. They're not stumpy garden gnome women they're fucking godesses."}
+{"text":"unfortunately :("}
+{"text":"The father is probably crying"}
+{"text":"No, but what r we supposed to do, I don't think we're more or less dysphoric, should we just rope cus we'll allways be horses or"}
+{"text":"the father is recieving a monthly check from his sons prostitution to be able to afford food"}
+{"text":"Pichu doesn't pass."}
+{"text":"Gee I wonder which jewhon is >anonymously defending Pichu Could it be....Pijew himself? Nobodys surprised"}
+{"text":"I don't know if this thread is full of degenerate chasers, or jealous transfem crab buckets, but it totally works."}
+{"text":"What now Pichu It works how Are you finally going to kys"}
+{"text":"I'm not pichu, but ur cringe af"}
+{"text":"Stfu"}
+{"text":"31 yr old transgirl here, been transitioning since 23. Dated 4 trans girls back to back, literally all of them abused me physically and emotionally, flirted with some trans-mascs, they got obsessed and tried to take control of me. Dated 2 cis girls both cheated on me. I think I wanna date a cis guy even tho im not into them because they're no drama. I feel like a core experience of straight women is barely being attracted to their husband and then breadcrumbing attention and affection to the guy when they financially support and fuck them right so that's prolly gonna be my life. Fuck the LGBT community y'all aint shit."}
+{"text":"a core experience of straight women is barely being attracted to their husband and then breadcrumbing attention and affection to the guy when they financially support and fuck them Yes, have you ever listened to women talk about their boyfriends or husbands? Women don't see men as humans, just living ATMs."}
+{"text":"cis guys no drama Are you retarded?"}
+{"text":"cis men are no drama Hahaha haha good luck sis :)"}
+{"text":"31 yo 7 years hrt \"trans girl\" Why do we do this?"}
+{"text":"back to back how does this happen, do you just dump one then are instantly on the prowl"}
+{"text":"post your bingos"}
+{"text":"small forehead? how is that a masculine feature?"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"I love depraved and degenerate boymoders"}
+{"text":"Fine, I'll bite. I'll do these."}
+{"text":"t passoiid"}
+{"text":"i turn 25 this year and ive never been in a relationship . i started hrt in my late teens and basically went through my entire transition alone except for posting a lot on line and being made fun of a shit ton. i dont have any friends or anything like that. how am i supposed to live a normal life? is it just over?"}
+{"text":"could be worse. I'm 36 and the only relationship I was ever able to get in my adult life was after detransitioning."}
+{"text":"are you not a passoid? if you're not then yeah it's probably over, unless surgery can fix you and you have the money for it. the tranny life is pointless we only exist to suffer. we're dysfunctional organisms, like pugs."}
+{"text":"But I love trannies"}
+{"text":":("}
+{"text":"i got my boyfriend at 25 but now im bitter about not getting to be a whore, i just want to be hot"}
+{"text":"I want to eat a trans girl's butthole out. I'm tranny butt deficient."}
+{"text":"all the typical tranny enclaves are already too expensive and are clearly only going to get worse and worse. i think we should all agree on a cheap city in one of the states we're allowed to be in and go there en masse to form a new bohemia. i vote for buffalo new york: basically the new detroit, close to the border if we have to bail, and we still get that sweet ny healthcare"}
+{"text":"where should I go if I want a transbian gf who will call me her pet but not in the cringe portland puppycule way I just want a caring authoritative gf sigh..."}
+{"text":"central Washington, way cheaper than Seattle/Portland, relatively centrist in the bigger cities, lots of other trannies that can't afford Seattle or work in the datacenters"}
+{"text":"also the Washington State legislature is 100% controlled by Seattle so progressive laws are a lock and the state is very aggressive in its pro-trans policies (discrimination, college grants, mandating all insurances operating within the state provide really good trans benefits)"}
+{"text":"chicago"}
+{"text":"Dont all the mormons bother you? T. Flagstaff"}
+{"text":"i sound worse voice training every singular day"}
+{"text":"Rest your voice, actors and singers get tired too"}
+{"text":"yeah did not rralize you were doin carl voice and that was my only sample. i was like oh no"}
+{"text":"Fourth Reich has arrived"}
+{"text":"Looking as brown as would be expected"}
+{"text":"is this in argentina?"}
+{"text":"this is funny chz im imagining \"hey man put that camera away\""}
+{"text":"no way what i hope this is true this sounds incredible in june 2023 so it’s almost been three years"}
+{"text":"in june 2023 so it’s almost been three years what age did you start?"}
+{"text":"i’m 25 so at 23"}
+{"text":"Fatmaxing gives you boobs and wider hips (that's the whole point) which becomes impossible to mask eventually."}
+{"text":"oh i fucking hope so"}
+{"text":"i started hrt when i was 19"}
+{"text":"Cute face made for hairy greasy mens farts"}
+{"text":"I would PAY to see soph get dicked down by daddy"}
+{"text":"sir..."}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"and yet, every time he posts, you retards shower him with replies and (You)s hence he keeps doing it"}
+{"text":"“Wow, trans men are truly men”"}
+{"text":"Haha lmao"}
+{"text":"hot plaps in transboi cunny"}
+{"text":"I don't see this person as a man"}
+{"text":"transmen are our secret weapon against the matriarchy like the maud’dib from dune, they will lead us to freedom from the matriarchs"}
+{"text":"See the quality of the nudes posted on ftm-centric porn subreddits and compare to how women take their nudes."}
+{"text":"What is the boymoder anthem?"}
+{"text":"no idea but we hsts have broom people by the mountain goats"}
+{"text":"Advanced terfery"}
+{"text":"*rises!*"}
+{"text":"Why did God make taking dick from trans women so much more enjoyable than most other activities found on earth?"}
+{"text":"You got me"}
+{"text":"Anons need to stop saying things like that. I was scared to bottom for my gf for so long because I read here that it makes you a tranny. Nothing bad happened it just made us closer."}
+{"text":"I was incredibly closs to being dicked down by a cute and hot mtf, I even bought birth control. I let my insecurity get in the way and now I dont speak to her and i feel horrible. I don't ever want to be insecure again"}
+{"text":"feels good man"}
+{"text":"maybe you need to stop taking ques on sex from the severely sexually dysfunctional?"}
+{"text":"why do trannies behave exactly like gay flamers?"}
+{"text":"flamers with long hair are women"}
+{"text":"who is your picrel he looks chill"}
+{"text":"knock it off"}
+{"text":"www.yzzerdd.com? He's not chill."}
+{"text":"= transgender ideology"}
+{"text":"I called my mom an AGP and she kicked me out of the basement. This emergency winter shelter blows."}
+{"text":"based, thank you for being a martyr for us all"}
+{"text":"she fucking is I caught her on the pet cam we installed to watch out cat when we go to Disney and she has this fucking red silk lingerie thing on and she's strutting around our house like its a Victoria's Secret runway. She kept saying \"out!\" and I would reply WHORE each time. Kinda satisfying but shitty now."}
+{"text":"incel thread"}
+{"text":"so?"}
+{"text":"NEED a (white) tranny to breed my hairy hole"}
+{"text":"barely white though"}
+{"text":"are eastern europeans white enough"}
+{"text":"more than fucking sicilians you have to weed out the overly mongoloid and turkoid eastern europeans on a case by case basis doe"}
+{"text":"so i guess balkaners are mostly a no go"}
+{"text":"did you not read it depends if they are WHITE yes, if they are asian or brown steppe primitives NO"}
+{"text":"Ass2ass for men. I wanna see them going, ass2ass for men (irl)."}
+{"text":"the fartsnatch returns"}
+{"text":"elaborate"}
+{"text":"Ass2ass Impotent humping?"}
+{"text":"I want to witness lesbians shoving a double sided dildo in their butts mutually for the pleasure of men watching them."}
+{"text":"Have you ever considered just not using pronouns?"}
+{"text":"Yes. it makes everyone sound retarded saying the entire name every time."}
+{"text":"the being which is the one typing the current reply does not use pronouns. however, the decision of said being to avoid the use of all pronouns has lead to some confusion in the being's social interactions."}
+{"text":"The japanese do that. They also eat natto. It may be related."}
+{"text":"natto is just practice for sucking dick"}
+{"text":"Disphoria doesn't exist, you're all making it up. You don't think you're a woman, you don't want to be a woman, nobody thinks you're a woman, least of all other trannies. You're all sick in the fucking head. Real women despise you more than anything else in the world. You're all incels. Disgusting hateful fucking maniacs. Stop it."}
+{"text":"Bait used to be believable"}
+{"text":"no it didnt"}
+{"text":"Calm down timmy tough knuckles"}
+{"text":"trans women are men playing make believe"}
+{"text":"If you lined up trans women, lying down, across the train tracks, spaced out every 10 ft, how many trans women on the tracks would it take to stop a freight train that was going 60 mph without using the brakes at all?"}
+{"text":"6000 tons"}
+{"text":"God help me you all are retarded as shit. You haven't given me the speed of the train or anything like the braking efficiency or number of cars and all I get is some lame ass random mass number at the end here.... sigh.... Calculating the exact number of human bodies required to stop a speeding train is a complex physics problem involving numerous variables beyond simple mass and velocity. A precise, real-world equation is not feasible due to the unpredictable nature of collision dynamics, material failures, and the physical properties of human bodies under extreme stress Mathematical Variables to Account ForThe calculation would require accounting for variables related to the train, the human bodies, the interaction between them, and the environment. Mass of the train (kg or lbs) Initial speed of the train (m/s or mph) Average mass of a human body (kg or lbs) The number of human bodies Desired stopping distance (m or ft) Coefficient of friction between the train's wheels and the track (varies significantly with conditions like water, snow, etc.) The force applied by the train's internal braking system, which is a major factor in stopping a train and would be acting concurrently with the collision forces The force generated during the impact and subsequent deformation of the train's front (e.g., the cowcatcher) and the bodies themselves. This is highly variable and difficult to model precisely. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You haven't given me the speed of the train I literally said 60 mph"}
+{"text":"saw train and just wanted to share"}
+{"text":"cute tren"}
+{"text":"Once upon a time, in a faraway land A young prince lived in a shining castle Although he had everything his heart desired The prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind But then, one winter's night An old beggar woman came to the castle And offered him a single rose In return for shelter from the bitter cold Repulsed by her haggard appearance The prince sneered at the gift And turned the old woman away But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances For beauty is found within And when he dismissed her again Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ashamed of his monstrous form The beast concealed himself inside his castle With a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world The rose she had offered Was truly an enchanted rose Which would bloom until his twenty-first year If he could learn to love another And earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell Then the spell would be broken If not He would be doomed to remain a beast for all time As the years passed He felled into despair and lost all hope Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"up"}
+{"text":"i just paid the deposit for FFS, its the most money ive ever spent in one transaction. from what i was told during the consultation i expect to schedule it like a year out but im so excited my skin is buzzing im gmi girls"}
+{"text":"Grats nona"}
+{"text":"where did you go"}
+{"text":"keojampa"}
+{"text":"w nona ygmi"}
+{"text":"you really are gna make it he is the goat"}
+{"text":"I am going to be. Lord, give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom to know the difference. It will be fine."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive myself for my mistakes. I am willing to forgive myself for my mistakes. I forgive myself for my mistakes. I see my mistakes as opportunities for learning discernment and patience. I thank life for giving me opportunities to become more wise and accepting."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive my parents. I am willing to forgive my parents. I forgive my parents. I see my parents as my teachers and my guides. I thank life for giving me such good teachers for my development. As flawed as they are as so am I."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to forgive those who have hurt me. I am willing to forgive those who have hurt me. I forgive those who have hurt me. I see the hurt I have suffered as an opportunity to learn compassion. I thank life for giving me a spirit that is forgiving and compassionate."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to let go of my pain and suffering. I am willing to let go of my pain and suffering. I let go of my pain and suffering. I see my pain and suffering as places where my heart is open and alive. I thank life for endowing me with a sensitive, open heart."}
+{"text":"I am willing to be willing to let go of the limitations of my past. I am willing to let go of the limitations of my past. I let go of the limitations of my past. I see my past as what needed to happen for me to become me. I thank life for allowing me to be me through my past."}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"I do not want to cheat. I want to treat my gf right or not have one at all. leddit Thanks but no thanks. Wish conversion therapy was easily available for adults."}
+{"text":"Explains my luck with apps. Not like I have much choice since family is freaking out over me not having any relationships. If only they weren't on reddit. I think people like this only really exist online though."}
+{"text":"page 9 bump"}
+{"text":"boymoder went on vacation for a month because classes done for winter break come back and find out my mother wanted to be \"helpful\" and \"cleaned my room\" (went through every nook and cranny and reorganized everything) have a mini heart attack wondering if I did not secure things properly (ehhhh in the end I had a few needles lying around but whatever) thank fuck I am assured that my inside paranoid ass stored the girl clothes and stuff in between the walls in a lockbox so I'm safe I can't wait to get the fuck out of here and have my own privacy"}
+{"text":"my dad did that sometimes in my late teens. He'd be like hey i cleaned your room while you were gone, meanwhile he doesn't even clean his own room he just wanted to have a stickybeak i don't know if the joke was on him or me though because he definitely would've seen my box of dildos that was in one of my drawers at the time"}
+{"text":"How do you know then?"}
+{"text":"why do parents do this then they get indignant after they see your girlclothes and dildo like you did something wrong, bitch you went through the fucking secret drawer to find it while I was away, doesn't anyone respect privacy?"}
+{"text":"Because the real crime is discovering your child is a disgusting tranny"}
+{"text":"in my case I'm pretty sure it's cause my dad thought that since I was a tranny I MUST be secretly doing hard drugs. i barely even drink but y'know."}
+{"text":"i really REALLY wish i was born a girl but i don't think i am a girl just feels like a weird spot to be in i'm really clearly malebrained- even if i'm so much more feminine than every single guy i know idk i guess i'm just gay ig???"}
+{"text":"thanks doc i'll kill myself first thing tomorrow morning"}
+{"text":"you're just plain gay and that's okay. there are feminine men around the world who have male brained interests. otherwise, get yourself checked for gender dysphoria. end of discussion"}
+{"text":"local bisexual / autosexual has tranny thoughts surprise, surprise"}
+{"text":"You can still try to be a girl"}
+{"text":"Wanting to be effeminate and look more like a girl is trans. I think some of us are just pragmatic enough to know you are never going to pull it off perfectly. I like to voice train, look cute, but know parts of my body like height and shoulders gives myself away. At the same time I love my changes, the labels I put on myself dont really matter that much to me. I like being called a woman and wish I was, while also putting in effort to not be a hon. But in my heart of hearts I know im more like some radical fag. The trouble is there isnt anything else that I want. I am probably dysphoric, it just doesn’t torture me like most people, because I hate feeling miserable all the time"}
+{"text":"I no longer crave tttt and crossgender media Thought that I will leave this place for good, and finally be a normal man Had crossdreaming experience, was a tr*nny in it this time Help me break free of this place anons, I am so close to being normal"}
+{"text":"Start hrt. A life of repping is worthless"}
+{"text":"I need to go to work but every day without fail I visit this board to view HRT results Shit man this tranny thing is much much harder to quit than my porn and video game addiction (both took less than 2 weeks to quit) But I have an insane resolve, given that the above 2 are not easy to quit, and surely I can do something with my crazy tenacity (the level of a Soulslike player)"}
+{"text":"Help me break free of this place anons close ur eyes"}
+{"text":"stop repping retard"}
+{"text":"thinking about naked cuddling with men where we rub our penises together"}
+{"text":"this is how the olympics was created"}
+{"text":"starting a fire together is a beautiful thing"}
+{"text":"our penises haha yeah yeah >_>\""}
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+{"text":"Are you incapable of making decisions without the guidance of anonymous internet strangers? Open this thread for some recommendations."}
+{"text":"Orthodox reverence for commentators like Shankara can become an obstacle to knowledge, placing the authority of the commentator above the original text. Shankara himself is a \"modern,\" separated by centuries from the Vedas and Upanishads, and his work should be studied but not allowed to \"fetter inquiry.\" When commentating, Shankara is always \"prepossessed by the necessity of justifying his philosophy.\" His goal is not to use philosophy to explain the Vedanta, but to use the Vedanta to support his philosophy. This makes his commentaries works of metaphysical polemic rather than pure exegesis, compelling the Sruti to agree with his preconceived views. The Isha Upanishad, with its synthesis of God and World, Action and Freedom, offered \"almost insuperable difficulties\" to Shankara's extreme illusionism. His struggle is evident in his commentary, which reduces the Upanishad's \"fine thought & admirable expression to incoherence & slipshod clumsiness.\" He is forced to dismiss verses affirming action as being for \"the ignorant,\" a device that stultifies the text's integral message. In commenting on the highly symbolic Brihadaranyaka Upanishad, Shankara relied too much on \"scholarship & intellectual inference & too little on his intuitions.\" Unable to penetrate the deeper etymological and symbolic meanings (e.g., of the names of the sacrificial Horse), he retreats from his own intuitions, showing the limits of a purely logical intellect when faced with mystic symbolism. Sri Aurobindo advises fixing on the idea of Lila (divine play) rather than Maya. Lila is a \"deeper and more penetrating word\" which includes the idea of Maya but exceeds it, avoiding the association of the \"vanity of all things\" which is central to Shankara's doctrine. Maya is not originally an illusion but the \"power of infinite consciousness to comprehend, contain in itself and measure out... Name and Shape.\" There is a higher, divine Maya of Truth-Power and a lower, mental Maya of Illusion-Power. The lower Maya, which creates the appearance of division and ignorance, is governed by the higher Maya, which knows the truth behind appearances and guides the evolution towards its affirmation. Maya is not originally an illusion but the \"power of infinite consciousness to comprehend, contain in itself and measure out... Name and Shape.\" There is a higher, divine Maya of Truth-Power and a lower, mental Maya of Illusion-Power. The lower Maya, which creates the appearance of division and ignorance, is governed by the higher Maya, which knows the truth behind appearances and guides the evolution towards its affirmation."}
+{"text":"I'm only now trying to get around to reading the thread btw, thanks for the effortposts."}
+{"text":"Reminder that Advaita Vedanta advocates for the Atman being indistinguishable as a proper Being, therefore is Nastika, therefore is heretic, therefore is not real Vedanta. And that is a good thing."}
+{"text":"Buddha himself says both way too much and way too little according to scriptures and who you trust for them. Dhammapada is short and sweet. Endless theravada discourses aren't really worth it. Mahayana sutras are weird. Not a bad tradition either em tho. Many say anatta is a sort of negative theology of atman ineffable. Good philosophy and good praxes but takes some digging. And one must be dedicated to get most out. Hinduism is neat tho. Very old scriptures. And stuff like yoga sutras is very practiceable. Shankara is like jnana yoga. Spiritual realization thru intellect. I would argue that intellect alone is not the whole path. Mayhaps that is why people find him dry. Does not the Guenonposter seem dry? He is not creative and liberated but instead seems anal about text and tradition. One must do karma and bhakti as well and best of all raja yoga."}
+{"text":"Shankara doesn't seem to (doctrinally, which is what we're concerned with; before someone matching Shankarian high-key autistic torturing cites his devotional poetry or whatever) move past asserting the absolute Infinite, and I feel like I get what that is about from reading Guenon's work on metaphysics (in addition to Gaudapada Karika with Shankarabhasya). There is a lot that could be said in response to this, it seriously underestimates how much metaphysical work is actually involved in his project which is extraordinarily-rich metaphysically yet with a simplicity that is rarely found present alongside this to the same degree, which itself requires great skill. Yes, he doesn't try to prove Brahman's existence logically because logic is by its nature not capable of exhaustively capturing or objectifying the nature of the Absolute and moreover it would conflict with the Sruti being the unique source of authoritative knowledge of the actual nature of the Absolute. However there is still much heavy lifting to do aside from this which he accomplishes with ease, without which Shankara would not have the reputation as the respected metaphysician that he does possess. Some examples: 1) He rigorously reconstructs the entire field of experience as an appearance in non-dual Braham and as part of that he provides a rigorous metaphysical analysis of causality, appearance, identity, negation, and epistemic error. 2) He solves the problem of the One and the many with his doctrine of Vivartavada which is not a handwave but a carefully argued account of how change, plurality, and determination can appear empirically in a way that is consistent, ordered and mind-independent but without compromising the absoluteness, immutability and simplicity of the indeterminate Absolute. 3) Related to the above is his developed of a nuanced ontology of levels of reality (pāramārthika, vyāvahārika, and prātibhāsika) that remains subordinated to overall non-duality and divine simplicity while allowing him to account for empirical regularity, moral responsibility, and soteriological practice. 4) His theory of error and appearance especially the opening of his bhashya on the Brahma-Sutras is one of the most sophisticated treatments of misidentification in premodern philosophy that does not simply posit illusion but explains how the superimposition of subject and object arises, how language and conceptuality participate in it, and why it is beginningless yet removable, a full metaphysics of cognition."}
+{"text":"In some of the shorter bhashyas and non-commentarial works the full depth of his thought is not evident, it's in the longer prose commentaries stretching into the hundreds of pages where he really shines as a thinker, most notably the bhashyas on the Brahma Sutras and on the Brihadaranyaka, Chandogya and Taittiriya Upanishads, and also to a lesser degree in the Gita-bhashya. Upadesasahasri gets close to the heights of his greatest bhashyas at times but it requires prior knowledge of most/all of his bhashyas to fully understand all of it subtleties. It could be said that he doesn't even need to \"assert the absolute Infinite\", since this is already proclaimed by the divinely-revealed scriptures that are treated as authoritative knowledge of such, and that his project as a metaphysician is to clarify the conditions under which liberating knowledge is possible and to show that this is coherent. Within that horizon, his refusal to attempt to logically prove the existence and nature of the Absolute is not an omission but is a disciplined philosophical choice that proceeds from a correct understanding of the terminus of rigorous metaphysical analysis. Is there a reason to think that Shankara has any thought with regards the way to realization, and in particular any better than say Siddhartha the Buddha does? They approach the question from different angles, Shankara belongs to a tradition that is already committed to metaphysical inquiry into subjects like being, self, and absolute reality, and accordingly gives a more systematic metaphysical account of liberation than Buddha does whereas Buddha approaches liberation from a position of non-commitment to metaphysics and which involves focusing more on practice and the phenomenology or psychology of mental transformation and suffering and release from it."}
+{"text":"Best books to buy Evangelicals that have almost zero knowledge of Church history to prove Catholicism?"}
+{"text":"There's no sex in heaven. yes there is...there will be whatever you desire and you will be young forever, for me I want to go to a star wars Universe, but the best thing is being face to face with Allah SWT. Ruyat Allah Why wouldnt you appeal to a person who knows more than you? if you are having stomach problems would you ask a mechanic or go to a doctor?"}
+{"text":"there will be whatever you desire Would you rather heaven be what you desire heaven to be or what God desires your heaven to be?"}
+{"text":"His story about being bitten by a venemous snake that the natives recognized as deadly on Malta and surviving is not true because there weren’t nor have there ever been any species of poisonous snakes on the island at any point in time Okay but where is the pudding with the proof in it? If anything the deeper I go into studying the historicity of the Bible and what the Church teaches I stray further from it because it seems like planned out mythmaking meant to appeal to peoples fears of the afterlife"}
+{"text":"now? probably not most are just \"christian\" in name like in Europe and south America and America, africa is different because while Muslim i still admire the ORiental orthodox for their faith. but on an individual level Muslims as a vas majority are far more serious and take our religion more serious than Christians"}
+{"text":"Why wouldnt you appeal to a person who knows more than you? Because if I appeal to the Pope, Islam is deboonked because the Pope said Islam is a false religion. Are you following why this is a bad argument?"}
+{"text":"It's a catch-22 of sorts. As you say in your other post, the real narrative punch of trans stories comes from the idea of people that don't fit into their own bodies and attempt a switch that at once feels correct but is also unfamiliar But with magic and high technology that's a lot harder to get right. After all, if a druid can shapeshift into a bear, or a potion can heal mortal wounds, or a doctor can just grow a new limb for you, then it's probably trivial to swap genders. And if it's not obvious that you're trans, are you really trans? There's a tranny in the 2nd Pathfinder game that I think is a good template for a story. In it, there's an NPC that you'd never think is a man, other than she's a bit rough around the edges. You can eventually drag it out of her, and it's in the context that she used to be very poor and essentially became an adventurer so that she could afford the expensive MTF potion. I think it'd be night to have gender-bender character that can *technically* achieve perfect transition, but has to constantly go on dungeon dives for money, or slay mythical beasts for ingredients, or whatever else, and it's a constant tension of feeling right but it being very hard to maintain vs. having an easier but more miserable, discordant life."}
+{"text":"the concept is just forever tainted. you start putting that shit in your book and most people envision that stupid pink and blue flag and associate it with some pronoun warrior tramping over a community or trying to push some weird fetish shit where it doesn't belong."}
+{"text":"Has anyone read the new Dresden Files yet?"}
+{"text":"Look to animals for a lot of answers. The most infamous is the sphex wasp. It has a complex, methodical, intelligent-seeming method for constructing nests, laying an exact number of eggs inside, finding an exact number of insects to feed its young, paralyzing them and dragging them back to the nest via their antennae, and so on But what scientists have found is that the wasp behaviors are incredibly fragile and easy to disrupt. For example, if the grasshopper they sting lacks antennae they don't think to drag by their legs or wings, and instead they simply move on. Another example: When they bring a paralyzed insect to its nest they drop it by the entrance and inspect the nest first. But if that insect is then moved - whether by wind, another insect, whatever - the wasp gets stuck in a loop. If they relocate the insect they'll bring it back, once again drop it off at the entrance and inspect the nest, and they'll do this forever if the insect keeps getting moved. There was one study where the grasshopper in question wasn't fully paralyzed and would drag itself a couple inches away every time it was set down, and the wasp repeated the loop indefinitely until it died. So their intelligence is closer to that of a robot's program, there's no conscious awareness, it's all instinct and compulsion. There's no ability for them to take a step \"back\" into themselves and think on what they're doing, why, and if they can control it further What Blindsight ultimately argues is that in a hypothetical situation where a robot's programming is very robust, intelligent, and not easily broken, is the ability to step back and override your instincts actually a liability? What's the point of awareness if our instincts are so honed that we don't need to take the wheel?"}
+{"text":"Why not both?"}
+{"text":"How do we, as in collectively /lit/, stop the millennial manchild “reader” epidemic ?"}
+{"text":"What if \"expose myself\" to your mom?"}
+{"text":"We're all very impressed"}
+{"text":"because they are."}
+{"text":"I kneel"}
+{"text":"Wendigoon did things."}
+{"text":"How many books do you read per year?"}
+{"text":"Probably more like 30."}
+{"text":"maybe 10"}
+{"text":"Well, I'm on my fourth book this year."}
+{"text":"I think i read around 30 or so last year plus a couple short story collections"}
+{"text":"Nah, reading more shorter novels than longer is better as its easier to squeeze them into one's reading schedule. 1x1000=1000 3x500=1500 4x400=1500 6x300=1500 7x200=1500 30x100=3000 ~50 is better than 6x500 5x400 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I continued searching for a job, but I still wasn’t able to find one. I refused all of the jobs that Tony suggested to me. The problem was that most of the jobs that were available to me at the time were jobs I considered to be beneath me. My mother wanted me to get a simple retail job, and the thought of myself doing that was mortifying. It would be completely against my character. I am an intellectual who is destined for greatness. I would never perform a low-class service job.\" \"My father told me that I could work for his friend Karl Champley for a few weeks, to help him build a staircase in his new house. I knew Karl quite well, for he used to come over to father’s for dinner occasionally. Karl was just finishing up building his new house in Woodland Hills, just a few minutes away from father’s house, and he offered to hire me to help with the staircase.\" \"I agreed to take this job. Sure, construction work was lowly and laborious, but this was different. This was more like assisting a friend, and it would be in a private environment. It was the perfect temporary job opportunity, and it would most definitely get my mother off my back. I still wasn’t able to drive, so I rode my bicycle there from mother’s house every morning. The trip on the bicycle took 30 minutes. It was grueling to ride a bicycle up that steep winding road every day, but it provided good exercise, which I was in need of. I worked with Karl every weekday for about three weeks. It turned out to be quite a pleasant experience. Karl was very friendly and I enjoyed working with him. When we finished the staircase, which was a spiral staircase that led up to his roof-deck, we took a moment to admire the work we did.\" \"On my last day working for Karl, I decided to stop by at father’s house to have a drink. I was quite parched from the bicycle ride. I entered the house without knocking because I believed I had the right to. As the eldest son, the house should be my house after my father. Soumaya was surprised to see me, and she got angry that I didn’t knock. To teach me a lesson, she ordered me to go back outside and knock. I refused, telling her that she has no right to order me around anymore. I then helped myself to a glass of water. Soumaya knocked the glass of water out of my hand and it shattered on the floor. Father clamored angrily up the stairs from his office demanding to know what was going on. The three of us had a heated argument, and of course father took Soumaya’s side. They both kicked me out of the house, telling me that I’m not to return. I felt betrayed and humiliated as I furiously made my way back to mother’s house. At that very moment, I hated both of them, and I wouldn’t see either of them for many months. For those months, my father was dead to me. My mother was all I had left in this bleak world.\" Why do you think Elliot settled on this writing style? It reminds me of A Confederacy of Dunces if it was written in first person."}
+{"text":"not hearing your own sister getting dicked down putting down your self-esteem You absolutely can. It happened to me and while I wouldn't say I turned out fine I haven't killed anyone nor am I filled with enough venom to ever considering doing so out of desire of revenge against society or something"}
+{"text":"Anecdotal, but I personally lost any attachment with my high school social circle as soon as I finished school, and I made a new one once I started college, and none of those friends and acquaintances I actually met in college. Been friends with some of them for about 15 years now, but as soon as they started families and had less time to hang out I just went outside and made a new social circle with a group of younger people I just met on events. The only friend I have had since childhood I basically had not interacted with for 8 years while he was in a relationship and I was more than happy to welcome him in my new circle once he ended the relationship and had little social life It's just you who is incapable of forming bonds I'm afraid anon. It was always just a you problem"}
+{"text":"Its so funny knowing he died a virgin and didnt even manage to kill a single woman. The epitome of a loser."}
+{"text":"Its so funny knowing he died a virgin and didnt even manage to kill a single woman. The epitome of a loser."}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"any Celine enjoyers? do you recommend?"}
+{"text":"bumpsky is anyone reading something else than Dostoyevsky or Joyce here"}
+{"text":"The only Celine book I truly enjoyed is Trifles for a Massacre."}
+{"text":"Extremely captivating writing style, it feels like he's just shooting the shit while also rolling it all up into some grand magisterial declamation. Unbelievably colorful (and vulgar) language, and a hell of a good time if you gel with how he sees things. If you do decide to read Death on Credit make sure it's the Manheim translation. Ideally Celine is to be read in French but alas"}
+{"text":"je parle un peu mais cest probablement trop deficile merci for this description, i will dig into it"}
+{"text":"Almost every other major writer in Europe is boycotting Israel Not our guy though. He says boycotting Israel reflects moral cowardice and preferring physical pleasure and ease to higher principles"}
+{"text":"You mean that hollow shell of a religion centered in Rome whoring itself out to the world and calling itself Catholic? That ain't the Catholic Church, and the fact that it's complicit in crimes against faith and humanity shows it is apostate."}
+{"text":"On 4chan this is like a roulette game. Nazi or far leftist. Spin the wheel."}
+{"text":"The French boomer"}
+{"text":"The right hates Soros because he said Bin Laden and 9/11 should be investigated by interpol before assuming he did it and because he said Hamas and Hezbollah were rational actors who behave the same as Jews would in their shoes. Ever since then he became Satan to the right but he has certainly not done a lot for immigration compared to major immigration organizations. His think tank is mainly about lobbying for freeze speech in shitholes"}
+{"text":"demographic crisis. Too few white people can fulfill labor demands, so the government imports third-worlders to keep the economy running. 1) they don’t work enough to be a net gain, people confuse the refugee immigration with actual skilled worker immigration all the time, on purpose 2) even if their primary virtue is filling the ranks and shitting out more kids, it only lasts a generation then they are as low as natives, meaning it’s mutting the country only to kick the problem down the road 20 years meanwhile all the problems of immigration kills society faster 3) bizarrely neocons, neolibs and the left are all holding hands to swear immigration must happen for the economy’s sake. Even if you import half of africa this shell game runs out eventually. Demographic plateauing must happen, so why not deal with how to do that before losing your country to thirdies? What is the point of delaying? Because it’s all a house of cards built on lies about endless growth through debt thanks to population inflation? Oh ok. And this will be solved by progressively taking in 500 million chinese and indians and africans, somehow. At least until all the boomers are dead. After that the world can become a funeral pyre so who cares. This political issue is the most insane to me because nobody is saying anything that makes any sense if you think about it for 5 minutes. It’s not even about hating immigration, the logic of the economics MAKES NO SENSE. Meanwhile nobody is willing to address the actual problem of what a future without population driven debt looks like. We’ll all just have to kill ourselves I guess?"}
+{"text":"and that’s a good thing"}
+{"text":"Lmfao"}
+{"text":"What is mentally wrong with these hustle-culture billionaire-worshipping fags?"}
+{"text":"Wisdom per page percentage? Does that mean how many of the pages have wisdom at all or the average amount of each page that contains wisdom? I'm thinking ESL on this one."}
+{"text":"Ay brother zoomer. We were born in weird times. But the internet is a blessing to unlearn all the weird shit from public education. :)"}
+{"text":"no \"The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck\" reddit list"}
+{"text":"Why did this disgusting racist piece of shit's writing get so popular?"}
+{"text":"how did lovecraft know without indian street food videos? even africans mocke them for it"}
+{"text":"Different races are not equal and the suffering of individuals of lesser races is not a product of white people because people do not control reality and man is not god. It is a product of their own nature and the nature of their context. And regardless of any of that they are still individually responsible for their own fate and lives."}
+{"text":"wow, finally something libs are correct about"}
+{"text":"whites are the real victims"}
+{"text":"Likely read the available travel guides and reports of missionaries."}
+{"text":"Another Lavren thread? edition. Old"}
+{"text":"Your posts are self-evidently retarded. Nobody needs to \"try\" anything and you have no \"case\", just incoherent ooga-booga noises as if you're trying to demonstrate what an irredeemable savage you are."}
+{"text":"You guys call yourselves the land of freedom, right? Yeah for us, not for you."}
+{"text":"I'm not an alcoholic but when I drink socially I just can't quit. I want to keep the party going, and by doing so I keep drinking. It's not a massive problem in itself but I end up losing a whole day hungover, as I can't read/write/function with a hangover. I think I need to find a new social outlet but the English pub is one of the few places where you're not going to be forced to deal with people you actively disagree with, like a bookclub or exercise group, for example."}
+{"text":"Tuesday 20th January Woke up to the mistakes of my past. Years unemployed, producing nothing from it. An evening on the sofa, numbing the pain with cartoons. Turning away from it all. 9am. Earlier than yesterday. Didn’t set an alarm, why bother. Nicotine addiction and coffee call me out of this rut. Two pleasures I have right now. Imagined how it would feel to wake up hastily for work, less time to think, no time for “nothing”. Large portion of my evening fantasising about writing that book. Being an author. The idea, easier than the method, haunting me with dialogue that rushes through my brain. Overcome. I sit there, defeated. Glanced around the flat, trying to see as a stranger would; gloomy grey floor, dirty socks, scribbles of a mad man scattered to curtains that haven’t opened in days. Doesn’t belong to someone who is smart, productive or happy. Belongs to something, trapped between the reality of the world and an idea of it. Scared to take the plunge back into the world of work/volunteering. Looking at how useless I am. Strange now, shy and timid. Reality crushing down, on that small jewel I grip tightly to my chest of being bright, charming and smart. Collapsed under days on the bar, Harveys scrap yard, singled out as weird, odd, mute. The child without all his marbles. Struggling to fit in, with looks that say “there’s something wrong with him”. Abundant now they will be. Being a part of a new world, where my illusions are taken away. What I think I am compared to who I am. Struggling to face the other. Who stays inside all day through fear, who is shy, cold to others, afraid to be seen. Eats ready made pizzas. Gorges on chocolate, sits alone in the dark. Numb, to everything. Back to a fantasy where things may change, even though they don't. Accept it, won’t accept it. To the bottom again. Years gone now. Finding myself older, coy, timid, at an age where most people are set in themselves; confident, content. Others gaze in relief: “Least that’s not me”. This plaque that i carry. Of what not to be. Remembering him and all the lies he told his friends and family. Protecting himself. Me the shield to hide who he was, how he was, in his sexuality. The lullaby I’ve sang for two weeks becoming fainter, out of key, teetering out. Breaks the slumber of wanting to be with him, joining him, to a place not here, where hope is not lost. Hazy and confused, I sit. Two lonely bodies, wrapped around one-another. Death entered with clarity, separating us."}
+{"text":"skipped my 2 hour nursing lab to read hamlet"}
+{"text":"Your age The last book you finished and your thoughts on it The book you're currently reading and your thoughts on that"}
+{"text":"super!!"}
+{"text":"38 Literally just finished the new Dresden Files, Twelve Months. It was above average, but not good. It's good to revisit the characters and I was definitely immersed, but at the same time it definitely feels like one of them Chink stories where \"the character solves all the problems without any real consequence.\""}
+{"text":"You really gonna tell me that this thread has been up for SEVENTEEN DAYS and you guys are STILL reading the same books? I posted thirteen days ago and I'm already into my FOURTH book of the month. Step it up."}
+{"text":"That’s every Dresden Files book though. I still eat the slop up every time"}
+{"text":"read andrei bely instead"}
+{"text":"I notice that the trend in literature after the peak of modernism in Joyce and Proust has been towards taking interiority out of fiction. By interiority I mean the living and authentic sense of the inner thoughts and feelings that lie behind expressions and behaviors of the characters. Writers like Cormac McCarthy are the epitome of pure exteriority. But contemporary fiction, even that with the most humdrum and domestic setting, also refuses to engage in interiority. Why is this?"}
+{"text":"Who does that really? Mccarthy is the exception, not the norm. Most late modernists and postmodernists followed Joyce to the point the interiority became hyper self-reflexive."}
+{"text":"Really? Seems to me most litfic being written is first person autofiction slop"}
+{"text":"Why is this? Writers don't emulate other writers anymore, they emulate television/movies"}
+{"text":"i don't know but i can tell you're a twitfag with how each sentence is its own paragraph, only techbro masculinity grifters write like this because they want your attention span to go down"}
+{"text":"kek gottem"}
+{"text":"I had a most shameful and distressing interview with poor dear Tom Eliot, who may be called dead to us all from this day forward. He has become an Anglo-Catholic, believes in God and immortality, and goes to church. I was really shocked. A corpse would seem to me more credible than he is. I mean, there's something obscene in a living person sitting by the fire and believing in God. --- Virginia Woolf"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Which morals prohibit it?"}
+{"text":"Pro tip: Whenever a person says this, just tell them \"the only reason you want punishment for rape is because it is the only thing that stops you from raping.\""}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"projection"}
+{"text":"God I hate Continental Philosophy. Not only is most of it pseud bullshit but it's also originated some of the most destructive and divisive ideas in human history. Look, just study Analytic Philosophy, it's mathematically rigorous and functions like an actual discipline. You actually have to have a high IQ to study it."}
+{"text":"You will still never be a woman."}
+{"text":"Terms are kinda like a cave Bwahahahaahahahahah"}
+{"text":"Analytical philosophy is literally wordcelery because they couldn't comprehend analogy and metaphor (visual medium)."}
+{"text":"This was a fun thread. We need more analytical v continental threads. Its so funny"}
+{"text":"I don't give a flying fuck who you've read and where your background is. You do, which is why you keep trying to locate me in a specious tradition that only exists to analytics, and why you keep skirting around how someone with that thoroygh background can read Hegel, Nietzsche, and Heidegger profitably. Oh you mean just like your ideologue idiots holding every humanities chairs in university, shitting up the curriculum, as they pleasantly sniff their own elitist farts from their comfy ivory towers, not letting a WORD against their dogmatism get through. Fuck you and your hypocrisy I don't care if that shit happens in Oxford as well your shit universities do the same. Making my point yet again. The modern academy has no monopoly on philosophy; I don't even think well of the pomo set, but I'm not about to pretend, like you, that academic honors are the end of philosophy. The fact that you're indifferent to analytic ideologues undermines your point totally. Philosophy HAS historically resembled the analytic approach! It's your shit tradition that refuses to teach even BASIC reasoning skills. No it hasn't, your understanding is totally anachronistic. I never dismissed it and actually I greatly appreciate the mythic undertones of it. The difference between me and you is that that's all you can see, and you make a mockery of it and of Parmenides project. I'm actually interested in getting to the truth of the matter JUST LIKE HE WAS AND JUST LIKE PLATO WAS. No, and no. Making sense of what Parmenides is doing means taking seriously what he intends by writing in epic meter about an apparently revelatory experience. You don't take seriously either element, and you reduce revelation to \"mythic undertones\" that can be set beside the teaching about the Way of Truth and the Way of Opinion. You don't even care about the necessary connection between the latter to the former. And Plato's dialogues are all protreptic, and they're concerned just as with dwelling on the manifold whys of falsehood as they are on what's narrowly true, because they start from the proper starting place for philosophy, pre-philosophic opinions and how they smuggle themselves into theoria, which you're satisfied to take for granted. YOU. DUMB. CONTINENTAL. CUNT. Now now, that's not very rational of you."}
+{"text":"If I wasn't lazy I would edit the subtitles of the first episode where Egg says his name, add \"And I go by they/them pronouns\" to ragebait."}
+{"text":"george likes show sansa more than his own Has he gone senile?"}
+{"text":"Harry Lloyd The guy is an excellent actor."}
+{"text":"The Normans didn’t magically turn into Frenchies in 100 years dimwit. They kinda did. William the Conqueror was only the 6th generation since his Scandinavian ancestor Rollo swore fealty to the French and was granted Normandy in 911 AD. By 1066 (only a 155 years later) the Normans were wholly French."}
+{"text":"it's weird how he can have the most crackpot theories about ASOIAF and then the most milquetoast, black-and-white, one-dimensional political views kek"}
+{"text":"She looks familiar. Why does she look familiar?"}
+{"text":"bootleg scully"}
+{"text":"gombrowicz based"}
+{"text":"lowry - under the volcano Holy based, although in my own top 25 it's dead last, still a phenomenal book."}
+{"text":"The only rule is to contribute just one sentence at a time. James walked down the hotel hallway, the tough, tight carpet muffling his footsteps."}
+{"text":"Nathasha, coming out of her unsuccessful necromantic operation, mediated and modulated by belladonna anti-asthma medication and krokodil, staggered to her feet and looked at shifting gray carpet that was the Atlantika Sea. Suddenly, it torknulo, the way it did after three bottles of Stolichnaya: she received intuitive insight into William's whereabouts and the impending catastrophe brought by God who didn't exist in the glorious Liberal Union but, against all arguments of the Liberal Academia, actually did. She ran to her Tesla-Volga and input Diddy Ivanovich Johnsonov's number on the rotary dial of the phone. After Diddy picked and said his iconic line (Hey, malchik, want analchik?) Natasha, sweat excited, said, \"Tvoyut mat, blyad nigga, I know where that fuckin' ebanyi v rot pidor mothafuckin' is? Get your ebanutyi ass in the fuckin' car and storm, suka blyat, to Bellevue durdom nahui fuckin' right now. See the red rocket in the sky?\" - a giggle on the other end - \"If we ain't there in time the motherfuckin' eben goes tits up and we're fuckin', zaebis, blyad, fried, homie. So get yo petushara ass there in no time, ebyosh? Check your televidenie, the Govorit Washington station. Motherfuckin' pimpin Alyoha Jones is there. Yo know wat that, blyad, means? It's a real ass end'o'the hood pizdets, mat eho suka hanui blyad,\""}
+{"text":"James recognized the face, it looked similar to his own. He realized that William... was his older brother. \"Ayo man, what dafuq dese retarded ass niggas doin man? I'm gettin too old for dis sheet\" Bugs (who was a proud black man) croaked from a pool of his own blood"}
+{"text":"\"Dese muthafuggin retards and dey games gon to be the end of me mane dey really fucked me up good dis time\""}
+{"text":"\"You're not my Mary,\" James said."}
+{"text":"The spark of this violent outburst was James noticing one of his beloved parakeets \"Natasha\" lay deceased on the bottom of the cage"}
+{"text":"It's over"}
+{"text":"His worst work."}
+{"text":"I need the courage to rope"}
+{"text":"You did not read the book"}
+{"text":"Is it a coincidence that Zelzany uses the phrase Accelerationism in this?"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"Oh."}
+{"text":"Yeah..."}
+{"text":"No. t. knower"}
+{"text":"English, Yiddish and Hebrew And he's considered the greatest literary critic of all time Never pay heed to ESL cucks who demand you learn Latin or Greek or whatever"}
+{"text":"trhiving live one There's nothing written in Spanish worth learning Spanish for"}
+{"text":"repetitive swampiness It is"}
+{"text":"Don't fall for the Aryan cope. Any Indian is unacceptable"}
+{"text":"It's objectively and mathematically not. But you do have to have the ear to distinguish and follow what's going in the music in order to appreciate it, just like classical novels require deeper patience and attention to enjoy"}
+{"text":"What are you basing this on? 20th Century Spanish poetry is leaps and bounds better than 20th Century English poetry"}
+{"text":"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH! Edition Stubbed What is /wng/ — Web Novel General? A general for readers and authors involved or interested in the growing phenomenon of 'web novels', serialized English fiction posted to websites such as: Royal Road, Webnovel, Scribblehub, Wattpad, Archive of Our Own, Spacebattles, HFY, various personal author websites, and more Why read web novels? Not for prose or tight editing or deep themes, frankly. As a whole, web novels are infamous for content sprawl and pacing issues. If you enjoy having millions of words to sink your teeth into to get to know the world and characters, though, you may be interested. Keeping up with other readers on a weekly basis to discuss the story's events unfolding is another perk, in the same way discussing an ongoing TV show might be. Why write web novels? Ease of access & potential for Patreon earnings. Many successful authors gain an audience on their website of choice and funnel their readers into a Patreon. See graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators/writing for an idea of what some are earning. Also, once an author has earned a fanbase, transitioning into an Amazon self-publishing career is several orders of magnitude easier than starting 'dry'. /wng/ authors. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"the primal hunter started so poorly; did the author have an epiphany or am i just not the target audience?"}
+{"text":"dbz rule of cool they're all named after fucking food. ginyu force -> japanese for milk force gohan -> rice vegeta -> vegetable piccolo -> pickle etc"}
+{"text":"Toriyama said his naming was to intentionally make them seem less intimidating."}
+{"text":"GRRM look like total losers hates his audience and will never release the books to spite them."}
+{"text":"YOU DARE"}
+{"text":"finally getting a short story published it took 6 years"}
+{"text":"And where exactly do these 100 word stories get published?"}
+{"text":"How many words in a short story?"}
+{"text":"Short stories are 3,000 - 7,500. Novels are around 70,000-up. Microfiction is 1,000 and below. If you're outside these ranges you most likely won't get bought."}
+{"text":"Niceu desu ne"}
+{"text":"Reddit"}
+{"text":"How come the rate of readership keeps declining but Barnes and Noble just keeps getting more popular over time"}
+{"text":"Waldenbooks, Borders, and a bunch of others have died. The Barnes & Noble near me finally changed to its newer logo (probably did some other updates too) about a year ago because the whole thing literally hadn't been touched since like 1998"}
+{"text":"Women don't care, and will be offended if you care."}
+{"text":"They are dabbing on you and you can do nothing about it."}
+{"text":"I can't stand the new layouts. My store is older as well, but I've been to the newer layouts. Feels like an IKEA. You can't see the different genres and where you're going. Feels like you're being forced to walk by/through every section instead of being able to just head directly to where you want to go. I was very disappointed when I first went to one. If the lease is friendly enough, they'll go into a larger building and the more traditional layout that you're describing. I'm convinced one of the main ways that James Daunt saved the company from going under was to get rid of a lot of predatory leases in some of the buildings and downsize into the newer store style. I have seen a couple new stores that maintained the older style though, which is nice. The sliding glass doors thing is annoying though, my store has the old ass wooden doors (which are a PITA to get work done on since fixtures and parts are so damn hard to find and there's always an issue) and the little foyer, which we call the \"Vestibule.\" Next time, bro.... next time. Many are saying this. In a massive fucking way. A lot of those books are about straight up rape/BDSM/kidnapping/interspecies fucking, etc. It's ridiculous. Completely shameless, but sales are sales."}
+{"text":"Bro they have romantasy conventions now. It's also tied into cosplay. I've mentioned it in bookstore threads before, but a buddy of mine worked in a used bookstore and women would bring in tubs of romance novels to trade in, and then they'd fill the tub back up and rinse and repeat."}
+{"text":"Do you think sequential art (comic books, graphic novels, bande dessinée, manga, etc.) as a medium can or will ever produce works of artistic merit as great as literature or (as being commensurable with literature is nigh impossible) even just works comparable to the best of cinema? Why or why not? Do you think sequential art or video games have more potential as an artistic medium and why?"}
+{"text":"Any good book or thesis about comics that you would recommend? inb4 anything by S. Mccloud Seriously, anyone but him."}
+{"text":"Hot and Cold media is a concept from McLuhan and it has nothing to do with what \"the right kind of people\" respect. It's about how the medium engages the audience's kind & the correspondent implications for what content the medium can express. There are hot and cold popular forms and hot and cold high forms. This is why you don't get info from video essays like a fucking retard. You're on a literature board, consider actually reading books before posting."}
+{"text":"Games not only have more potential video games have been around for 50 years and all they've produced is garbage"}
+{"text":"I remember listiniing to a video essay on the subject this is the /lit/erature board, faggot"}
+{"text":"Counterpoint: spec ops the line"}
+{"text":"What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"A fun but long book."}
+{"text":"This is the Man of La Mancha. His fourth wall breaks have got fourth wall breaks. He's got fan-fiction about himself in his own story, which itself is fan-fiction of a story that doesn't even exist. He basically wrote the book on metafiction"}
+{"text":"You are in for a long journey of someone too based and autistic for this world."}
+{"text":"Only the greatest novel of all time"}
+{"text":"A couple years back, there was some guy who every month would choose a classic book to read and the rest of the board could join in and read with him then discuss the chapters that were assigned to be read for thwt weekend or day. Don Quixote was one of those books and I tried reading along since I did not have a copy of one of the previous books, Blood Meridian. Anyway, I did not finish the novel because it was just too long. Some parts were actually funny though. Oh and there was a scene or episode where Don Quixkte and his squire, Sancho Panza, were at a village where one of the village maiden was actually pretty beautiful. She turned down the advances of a simp/incel and the guy committed suicide to try and guilt trip her. It did not work and she rebuked him even after he had died if I remember correctly. Yep."}
+{"text":"What did I think of it?"}
+{"text":"maybe the first and last christcuck to write good lit and you shit on him"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have that greentext where some retard tried to make up an anime opening for this?"}
+{"text":"crazy how all religious moralistic fiction is brutally mogged by the hell sermon in portrait of the artist"}
+{"text":"One of these should ask \"What did none of us think of this?\""}
+{"text":"Crazy how that's an unbearably dull and artifical passage that stretches on for far too long and exposes Joyce's inadequacy"}
+{"text":"Still hasn't been refuted"}
+{"text":"refute DEEZ NUTZ spoiler: you can't"}
+{"text":"John Bawlz"}
+{"text":"You want me to refute Justice is fairness?"}
+{"text":"Nah Nozick pretty much much flattened him."}
+{"text":"trips Checked nozick Completely misunderstood him Remarkable how influential Rawls has been on all subsequent anglo political philosophy and how infrequently he's discussed here. Belongs in the category of \"wrong but kino\" for me"}
+{"text":"my favorite book of all time is Suttree by Cormac McCarthy What type of person do you imagine?"}
+{"text":"fuck you."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't exactly call you and the mouse in your pocket a \"legion\"."}
+{"text":"Don't pigeon hole me, my mouse, my music, or my books. Okay?"}
+{"text":"HO *stomps* HEY *claps*"}
+{"text":"NOTES* kick drum* NOTES* snare*"}
+{"text":"Previous one hit image limit"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any rare Ludwig Klages memes?"}
+{"text":"someone actually took the time to make this"}
+{"text":"It probably wasn't that much work; it's just dialog slightly changed and Kafka's face and a peach instead of a dog as was in the original. Also i always lose my shit when the peach \"peaches\" at Kafka."}
+{"text":"This book changed something in me"}
+{"text":"This book changed something in me It changed your sexuality from \"gay\" to \"super gay\"?"}
+{"text":"I can easily imagine belonging to one man for my entire life, but he would have to be a whole man, a man who would dominate me, who would subjugate me by his innate strength. And every man—I know this very well—as soon as he falls in love becomes weak, pliable, ridiculous. He puts himself into the woman's hands, kneels down before her. The only man whom I could love permanently would be he before whom I should have to kneel."}
+{"text":"Which of the two is the Christian philosopher of the 21st century?"}
+{"text":"Some people want revenge, and some want justice. Maybe the majority of modern people just want revenge. That doesn't invalidate the death penalty, or any similar punishments as just."}
+{"text":"Most justice is about sadism which transforms itself into righteousness in order to make something vulgar a virtue. Massacring innocent people is justice to many and always has been. We have animal cravings and a bubbling tar pit of hate in our hearts crying to be poured in all its fury all over others in the form of rape, torture, death and destruction. We blame the existence of others for our very pain and want to feel the relief of seeing our pain in their eyes, magnified, but without the guilt of realizing it is sadism like ours that makes the world such a painful painful place instead of one of love. Even women who always want you to fuck them with this hate and strangle and smack them and degrade them as you do so, only want it because they love imaging the pain you're in and the idea they're the cause of it revenge and justice are tied hand in hand in God's law (Sharia) Qisas, if you kill my family member on purpose I can get revenge and kill you, which is both revenge and proper justice"}
+{"text":"Excellent intellectual contribution, zoomie"}
+{"text":"As opposed to you, who gets sexual pleasure from hacking your dick off"}
+{"text":"yw unc"}
+{"text":"Where do I start with myths, legends, folklore etc, particularly those of the British Isles?"}
+{"text":"It befell in the days of Uther Pendragon"}
+{"text":"The History of the Kings of Britain - Geoffrey of Monmouth (1136) Arthurian Romances - Chrétien de Troyes (1190) Le Morte d'Arthur - Thomas Mallory (1485) Idylls of the King - Lord Alfred Tennyson (1885)"}
+{"text":"It's Alfred, Lord Tennyson Also, you are 1,000 years too late"}
+{"text":"I've heard two otherwise-smart people say \"irregardless\" this year."}
+{"text":"huh I never thought about those words. Interesting."}
+{"text":"Irregardless, that's great!"}
+{"text":"You need to be more irregarded."}
+{"text":"If it's devolving, why would people use a more complex word? Irregardless has more letters than regardless doe"}
+{"text":"*crying emoji* *skull emoji* fr fr"}
+{"text":"If /cl/ were like /lit/ all they would take about would be stuff like foie gras, wine and caviar If /mu/ were like /lit/ they would only talk about opera, ballet and free jazz If /ic/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about draftsmanship, painting and sculpture If /tv/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about Janis films and the Criterion Collection If /x/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about tarot and theology If /sp/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about show jumping, fencing and dressage If /biz/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about stuff from the Financial Times and the Economist If /pol/ were like /lit/ they would just talk about C-SPAN, parliamentary procedure, Carl Schmitt, and Sino-Asian island disputes"}
+{"text":"If people are seething about you then you are doing everything right. Never change /lit/"}
+{"text":"This board is comprised of retarded pseuds. The goal is to project an appearance of intellectualism by only discussing (at the surface level) the same 20 classics forever. Throw in some chuddy shibboleths like muh evola and muh nick land and you get the average /lit/fag."}
+{"text":"Same thing thats wrong with everything else"}
+{"text":"I've never noticed Chinese posters at all, let alone Chinese posters being unusually shit. I don't know what it is about India though, they are a nation of shitposters with bad senses of humor."}
+{"text":"This is basically the truth. Most C/lit/erati are elitist because they are insufferable, not insufferable because they're elitist. That's why most of them are pseuds."}
+{"text":"Fables and stories with very good moral messages?"}
+{"text":"The Bible Lord of the Rings The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"}
+{"text":"I assume you're already aware of Aesop's, H.C. Andersen's and La Fontaine's Fables? Animal Farm The Jungle Book Else I enjoyed the inserted fable about Princess Nell and her friends the T-Rex, the mouse king, the duck and all those in Neal Stephensons The Diamond Age."}
+{"text":"Aesop’s Fables , duh"}
+{"text":"Say something nice about him"}
+{"text":"Aged gracefully"}
+{"text":"I'm enjoying his new book and I want to suck his dick from the back and tongue his peehole and anus"}
+{"text":"I have never read a cozier author in my life. Ever."}
+{"text":"Why do fascist philosophers and the esoteric far-right laud Plato as a hero or sage when his philosophy is always open to relentless questioning? He possessed an openness to being wrong and rejected racial hierarchy, sexism (women could be guardians), and fixed classes (in the Republic, people who were born into poverty could rise through the ranks and become a guardian; even a Philosopher-King could be born poor). Add to this that fascism and totalitarianism would never stand against the dialectical method. Plato explicitly rejected tyranny as the worst form of governance, even worse than democracy. He also seemed to reject obsession with aestheticism and religiosity, as evidenced by Socrates' rejection of poetry and the Hellenic cosmos at the time. When Plato talks about the Good, he explicitly rejects Hellenic polytheism and paganism, both of which were adopted by the Nazis."}
+{"text":"open to relentless questioning possessed an openness to being wrong The people you call nazis and fascists are all more liberal and open minded than you. Every single one, even the most supposedly extreme examples."}
+{"text":"Notice how the left is criticised for what it it says and does, AND the right is criticised by what the left says. Both sides are just the same leftists saying the dumb shit they support and then making up what right wing people supposedly do or don't do. How could you possibly know if they genuinely read or not? Maybe ask yourself if there's a different approach, maybe, not a lack of one. The main reasons Plato appeals to the right is quite simply: 1. Socratic dialogues emphasis questioning dogma (useful against the incessant leftwing propaganda of the past dedade) 2. Despite a healthy skepticism for thise in supposed authority, it doesn't undermine authority itself, the notion of good/evil, morality, masculinity, heroism etc., are not rejected but questioned in regards to whether they are being best nurtured. 3. It is part of the academic and philosophical tradition and appeals to people who naturally want to learn from their cultural ancestors, rather than draw a post ww2 line under everything. 4. They are genuinely well written and engaging in their own right and hold an appeal beyond politics also. Not everything has to be praxis."}
+{"text":"I don't think point 2 is really true, but I will grant that it's an easy impression to come away with from either reading summaries or reading too quicky."}
+{"text":"how could you possibly know son"}
+{"text":"Fascism is just communism with a capitalist veneer. Both ideologies worship the state and are controlled top down by the elite without any pretense to being public servants. They are both a progressive grift. Plato had some utopian ideas (proto-communist/fascist). He lived in a time before Rome proved once and for all that man is fallen, and civilization will always decay, so utopia is a pipe dream."}
+{"text":"This bitch crazy, bro"}
+{"text":"This was the last thing Cicero was reading just before his execution."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else think this book and world is depressing? Most of the chapters are the elves losing over and over again. The first age is the elves losing, the second age is the humans losing and even the third age ends on a depressing note where the elves lose middle earth and the humans take over. Why was Tolkien's Middle Earth depressing?"}
+{"text":"then who are white people (Dunedains, Numenorians)"}
+{"text":"le ebin 4channel contrarian"}
+{"text":"That is still a long defeat. Just like in the story of Ragnarok from which Tolkien took major inspiration. It is only afterwards that the world is remade and renewed."}
+{"text":"Chuds"}
+{"text":"The final paragraph explicitly acknowledges its downward trajectory/ending. Here ends the SILMARILLION. If it has passed from the high and the beautiful to darkness and ruin, that was of old the fate of Arda Marred; and if any change shall come and the Marring be amended, Manwë and Varda may know; but they have not revealed it, and it is not declared in the dooms of Mandos."}
+{"text":"Pajeeta I know is learning Danish just to read Kierkegaard in the original. And Kierkegaard's Danish will probably still be unreadable for her even if she becomes fluent because even Danes struggle with it due to Kierkegaard's idiosyncracy"}
+{"text":"She won't admit it but I think it's to make her mom angry. Her dad would spoil her and read to her different books every day but he also used to beat the shit out her for disrespecting her mom because she did it all the time. she always loved her dad and hated her mom and her dad died but he had a bunch of books by Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and her mom threw away all of his books when she caught her reading a book of his by Kierkegaard. I very much doubt she has the slightest clue what Kierkegaard is about. I asked her what Kierkegaard is about and she said he is about he is about \"fear and faith\", she just reads him every day now at work all through lunch probably trying to get back at her mom whom she blames for making her dad commit suicide."}
+{"text":"wtf look mom I'm making a leap of faith! i'm true knight of fate! look at the absurd of life, youre a knight of resignation"}
+{"text":"explain why you have filtered your own story through this \"pajeeta\" character"}
+{"text":"post a picture of kierkegaard-kun or shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"Kek who actually gets beaten by their father for disrespecting their mother except people from shitthole countries? I don't even think niggers do that, the mom will just beat the kids and dad is absent"}
+{"text":"gob"}
+{"text":"shite"}
+{"text":"YES I SAID YES"}
+{"text":"Moby Dick, or the Whale is a HORROR novel. How is this a standard classic of the western canon? it goes off the rails in chapter 3 with the cannibal. also super gay"}
+{"text":"standardised NPC literature"}
+{"text":"This is a sailor's bible and has nothing to do with the film adaptations."}
+{"text":"negro, negroes, black negroes and dark negroes church, bible, church church bible church bible yeah that's a \"great\" american novel alright"}
+{"text":"Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,--Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness."}
+{"text":"not even annoyed by these bait threads anymore because everytime they come around I get to think about the top 3 greatest novels of all time. god spoke through melville"}
+{"text":"If he doesn't finally DENOONCE Trump after the most recent chimpouts I'm cancelling my subscription."}
+{"text":"You live in delusion"}
+{"text":"treat flyovers like imperial subjects instead of countrymen go out of your way to step on flyovers cultural institutions in public manner decide every single square corner of the nation must be run like the east village dramatic chudout ensues ”how! How could this happen!?” What exactly did you think was going to happen?"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"The final destruction of liberal democracy in the United States, and the triumphant reemergence of imperial monarchy People who say this always imagine that they're going to be in the aristocratic class and not in the peasant class like they actually are KEK but but no but I'm heckin based and I'm heckin white but but KEK they don't give a shit, you're poor therefore you'll be a peasant therefore not human reeeeeeee you don't understand I'm gonna be an aristocrat because because because uh because I'm white because uh also I'm not a tranny so there! KEK they lied to you because they needed you to get into power, if things turn into an imperial monarchy they won't need you anymore, you'll be a peasant REEEEEE I'M NOT POOR REEEEEEEEEE KEK not rich enough to be an aristocrat"}
+{"text":"I certainly don’t, but conservatives certainly do think that"}
+{"text":"Reading the sagas and I am struck by how absolutely homophobic the norsemen were. They had literal laws against insinuating that another man was homosexual and if someone did so to you even in jest, you were legally allowed and expected to kill him in order to defend your honor. Whereas the greeks permitted it when you were the top, tge norse saw it as an abomination, a work of nithing, because you were effectively destroying another person's dignity. I think that today we still instinctively believe that homosexuals, especially bottoms, are pathetic creatures and that the act of sodomy damages a person's dignity deeply, hence we often see it as an insult in war and politics even by people who pretend to think there is nothing wrong with it."}
+{"text":"You're mixing up effeminacy and homosexuality. Agathon was an adult passive. Pederasts are never mocked in the plays."}
+{"text":"You're mixing up effeminacy and homosexuality. same thing."}
+{"text":"Be precise"}
+{"text":"nuh-uh, your single example only condemns half of all male homosexuals! It doesn't count! Yes, this seems like a good-faith conversation worth spending my time on."}
+{"text":"This idea that Nords have been warlike is cope, even back than Nordica were very progressive and egalitarian with women and other groups. The Nords have always been a peaceful people that have been ahead with progress"}
+{"text":"If we can have generals for science fiction & fantasy, and generals for webnovels, then I don’t see why we can’t have a general dedicated to what had historically been the best-selling genre(s) in the publishing world."}
+{"text":"Congrats on making your own general TINA"}
+{"text":"dorothy b. hughes > agatha christie"}
+{"text":"This series will teach you how Mossad works Its written by a jew"}
+{"text":"What is the most autistically precise way to distinguish - suspense - thriller - horror - mystery ? Or is there too much overlap to bother being precise? I've seen some okayish distinctions through AI and random blog posts, but the only one that gets unanimous agreement is that a mystery is a puzzle for the mind."}
+{"text":"Well horror is not a genre in itself so much as a modifier within existing genres. You can have science fiction horror, fantasy horror, realist horror, historical fiction horror, and so on. Mysteries have a solvable element to them, and usually get solved. If you’re reading a story starring Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, or Lord Peter Wimsey: you expect whatever situation they find themselves in to have a solution that is detectable that explains the facts of the case. Suspense and thriller are where things get tricky. I’d say a thriller is more about highlighting the stress surrounding what is presently happening in the narrative (with the idea being that what’s happening is extremely stressful, like dealing with a terrorist or a serial killer), whereas a suspense story deals primarily with the stress of what might happen should a character fail to do something (picture someone trying to diffuse a bomb or trying to prevent somebody from jumping off a bridge). It’s possible that you could have a story that fits within the genres of horror, mystery, suspense, and thriller. You could argue that Thomas Harris’s Silence of the Lambs does so."}
+{"text":"His papers \"Questions concerning certain capacities claimed for man\" and \"Some consequences of the four incapacities\" are THE most important philosophical writings of the 19th century and he is the ONLY post-Kantian philosophy who actually refuted Kant. Reading Peirce right after the Critique of Pure Reason will break you. It's been like two years since I did it and I still haven't got over it. Even the Peircefags who I have seen post on this board don't seem to understand Peirce's actual significance, maybe because they didn't read the Critique."}
+{"text":"never heard of him, can't be this significant"}
+{"text":"ok then go back to jerking yourself over husserl or deleuze or whatever yanks your chain. Keep living life in the shadow of Kant."}
+{"text":"I prefer Maimon for overcoming Kant. But pill me on Peirce. Isn't triadic semiotics just augustinianism? Isn't abduction just imagination and intellectual intuition?"}
+{"text":"Isn't triadic semiotics just augustinianism I would imagine not, I don't know much about Augustine's semiotics. The main difference between Peirce's semiotics and the others is the interpretant. The interpretant is a sign used to correlate signs Isn't abduction just imagination and intellectual intuition? He uses the term il lume naturale (the light of nature) from galileo to describe how abduction is done, but there isn't really a rigorous system of how abduction is performed, a lot of it is naive intuitions and physical reality, but the main idea is that this intuition itself can be changed and updated so that reasoning can be improved. He does however use the term 'intellectual intuition' in connection with empirical reasoning at least once, in 'grounds of the validity of the laws of logic' \"How magical it is that by examining a part of a class we can know what is true of the whole of a class, and by study of the past we can know the future; in short, that we can know what cannot be experienced. Is this not an intellectual intuition! is it not that besides ordinary experience which is dependent on there being a certain physical connection between our organs and the thing experienced, there is a second avenue of truth dependent only on there being a certain intellectual connection between our previous knowledge and what we learn in some way? Yes, this is true. Man has this faculty, jut as opium has somnific virtue; but some further questions may be asked, nevertheless. How is the existence of this faculty accounted for?... How can it be possible?\" interestingly schopenhauer said that all intuition is intellectual intuition because it involves an inference through the category of causality, but this version is much more rigid and misses the fact that most things can't be inferred through causality alone but requires abductive reasoning"}
+{"text":"Even the Peircefags who I have seen post on this board don't seem to understand Peirce's actual significance You’re a faggot. Add Davidson and Peirce for a complete philosophy post-Witty that defeats the Jew."}
+{"text":"This lazy fat fuck deserves the death penalty. He made me read his slop over the years then abandoned it all for even worse TV slop, and now he won't even finish the books!?"}
+{"text":"fat atheist dork L"}
+{"text":"based GRRM making the nerds seethe. behind every 'le tolkien was better' post is a seething redditor who desperately wants to read the conclusion to ASOIAF. and they never will ahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"Crazy that he's averaged less than .2 pages a day"}
+{"text":"both are hack writers, Martin is a short story writer tolkien really was not a good story teller"}
+{"text":"Is he the only author that has ever given the rights for film adaption before the book series was completed?"}
+{"text":"By defending necrophilia, one is not defending pleasure or impulses; one defends necrophilia as an act that should not be stigmatized—it is of no importance. Respect is a social construct, as is the law. We are in a hypothetical scenario where hygiene does not matter either. If nothing matters, not even pleasure, and we look at the world through extreme nihilism, then inanimate beings do not matter either—especially when viewing the world as a solipsistic production rather than a reality. Then, and only then, necrophilia would be the empowerment of the Übermensch, treating it with absolute indifference. It is no longer feared or respected; the conquest of death is the destruction of mystery, proving there is nothing behind it. By overcoming disgust—treating it like a virus in the biological programming—instinct is ignored and death is mastered through radical autonomy. It is the necessary profanation to liberate man from existential prejudices, treating the corpse as the inert biomass it is. The social construct of respect for the dead is destroyed, and one is situated above death itself. It is the final step of active nihilism: converting the end of life into an object of pleasure, stripping it of its terror and misattributed mystery"}
+{"text":"Pakistanis are übermensch"}
+{"text":"If nothing matters then why do you want to liberate the man from existential prejudices?"}
+{"text":"because im talking about active nihilism, destroying old values to clear the way, not passive nihilism"}
+{"text":"What's a reason for such an activity? Why do you care about the man?"}
+{"text":"violating Spooked"}
+{"text":"what's the best edition of strabo's geography to get?"}
+{"text":"The best Greek edition is Meineke's Teubner. I prefer Roller's translation in English. The Loeb is fine. Obviously its notes are less extensive, but it's perfectly suitable for a casual reading. Its Greek text is based on Meineke."}
+{"text":"What books did you read to break free of the Abrahamic paradigm and what path did you ultimately follow?"}
+{"text":"You are all over the map here. Why would God need a Tree of Life if he just granted immortality anyway? Why would they eventually need to eat it, they already had eternal life! If they had it to begin with, the Tree is redundant. If there is some \"conditional/unconditional\" thing, why would God think it necessary to switch later to being unconditional? Either they deserve eternal life (on condition) or they don't deserve it (in which case God explicitly says he will prevent them from reaching out to eat)."}
+{"text":"There is a Tree of Life which grants immortality, and they explicitly never ate from it. The logical inference here is that they were not immortal They were conditionally immortal. Not unconditionally. The Tree of Life grants unconditional immortality; here is some proof from the Bible: Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned— And I can use this to explain the allegory because the Bible is revelatory; meaning I can use the New Testament to justify the Old Testament. Thus, Paul explicitly states that death entered through sin when Adam disobeyed. Therefore death was not a part of the world before their disobeying God. But if you are dissastified with that, then let's begin: Why do you keep thinking Adam and Eve were immortal? Remember this post  where I challenged you to explicitly prove that you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die, necessarily meant that they will die at that instant when they eat of the fruit or if it was ambiguous and could mean that they would die immediately or much later? This also implies that eating of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil is the only way to die and it is conditional (on eating of the fruit). Since it would not be good of God to not warn them of all the possible ways to die (since God is Goodness and Truth), this must have been the only way to die. Nevertheless, it is still possible to die given that you eat it. Therefore, Adam and Eve are conditionally immortal and not unconditionally immortal. Unconditional immortality (and many other of things) come with Jesus Christ (Tree of Life). Why would God need a Tree of Life if he just granted immortality anyway The Tree of Life is Jesus Christ a.k.a. God. Why would they eventually need to eat it They would eventually need to eat of Tree of Life (Jesus Christ) so they would become united with God. God abiding in them and they in God. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If there is some \"conditional/unconditional\" thing, why would God think it necessary to switch later to being unconditional? He didn't just think it. Adam and Eve were innocent and blameless. How hard is it to understand? We know they are blameless and innocent because they are friends with God and are allowed to stay in the Garden of Eden up until they eat of the forsaken fruit. The unconditional immortality comes with believing in Christ and being forgiven of your sins and becoming sanctified through the Holy Spirit. Thus, after becoming pure through the grace of God, you become united with God and join in his Eternality and perfection and Goodness. Either they deserve eternal life (on condition) They have conditional immortality (don't eat forsaken fruit, don't die) which they deserve because they are blameless and innocent up until disobeying the command given to them by God. r they don't deserve it (in which case God explicitly says he will prevent them from reaching out to eat). After they ate of the fruit, the condition no longer applied. This isn't very difficult to understand. Again, using similes, at school one can conditionally be set to graduate if they don't fail classes. But once you pass all of your classes and graduate, you are unconditionally graduated. Nobody can take that away from you. It become unconditional because you become united with the set of people who passed all of their classes. You join the ranks."}
+{"text":"One more thing and perhaps more important Why would they eventually need to eat it Eventually, after having been taught by God in Wisdom and Understanding, they would need to become united with God so that sin will never befall them nor have that possibility. In the story, that doesn't happen. It does, however, occur in present times through the person of Jesus Christ who is the Word of God and the Tree of Life. The Queen of the South will rise at the judgment with this generation and condemn it; for she came from the ends of the earth to listen to Solomon’s wisdom, and now something greater than Solomon is here."}
+{"text":"Basically this but I ended up landing at Islam for what it's worth. I don't think I will ever convert, but it feels like home"}
+{"text":"a translation of a translation"}
+{"text":"the American bible?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes there just aren't any qualified translators for the language pair in question. For example, the only Japanese translation of the Georgian national epic, the Knight in Panther's Skin, is second-hand via Russian just because they couldn't find a qualified Georgian-Japanese translator."}
+{"text":"The New King James Version"}
+{"text":"Surely this is going to happen a lot? You have small country A. Everyone in A speaks English because they have to. Ditto for small country B. There might well be zero people who speak A and B. So person from A writes something in language A. Someone in that country translates it into English. Someone from B translates the English into B. Which languages are the most popular pivots? I would guess English is first by a mile. Then what? Spanish? French? Chinese? Didn't someone say \"Frenchmen are like mathematicians: everything you say to them they translate into their own language, whereupon it means something completely different\"? Maybe it was Goethe. Of course there are going to be some countries with different second languages from English. I'm betting Tibet's is Chinese. So if you wanted to translate something into Tibetan you go via Chinese. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what's the *translatedmost text? *translatedmost, adj., that has undergone the most layers of translation from the original"}
+{"text":"expect genreslop it's actually the most profound meditations on politics, history, being, and identity that I've ever read What the fuck Poland why did you keep this from us for 20 years"}
+{"text":"Fuck ICE. #NoKings #FuckICE"}
+{"text":"Joseph Conrad"}
+{"text":"It's literally the opposite tho? Regular fantasy has a modern problem of trying to add realism bullshit which inevitably makes holes in the story/background but like, science fiction is based on that bullshit by virtue of trying to be scientific. When sci-fi is good it's fantastic but more often than not it's schlock written by a retard who thinks themselves smarter than they are."}
+{"text":"Maybe the real Ice was the friends we made along the way."}
+{"text":"Implying that anything is more meaningful than killing orcs. Laughable."}
+{"text":"What's will his lasting contribution to Western philosophy be?"}
+{"text":"I think any living philosopher in this day and age can have an influence in the world posthumously."}
+{"text":"a great glob of grey-green phlegm"}
+{"text":"You don't need to contribute to anything to be great. You can simply inspire others, and that's exactly what he did."}
+{"text":"what about him inspires you?"}
+{"text":"he said that he learned from rightwingers that europe ended the east african muslim millenia running slave empire"}
+{"text":"Septuagint is a simple Greek language translation of a Hebrew original text whereas Timaeus is a Greek original metaphysics book. They’re not even same wavelength."}
+{"text":"So it's a combination of being very old + being complicated? Like the Koine is old but simple enough you can decipher it whereas Timaeus, maybe you would be able to understand it if it were Euphythro but because it's so original and convoluted that makes parts of it incomprehensible? Ok but in modern English obviously two texts like that would have interintelligible grammar, and just be at different levels of reading. If I can read the ESV Genesis I can read FH Bradley."}
+{"text":"I haven't read Euphythro but I guess I could understand some sentences If I really focused. It takes practice and I don't read ancient texts often. The more back I go the more awkward reading feels because a lot of words are not used much anymore. 'γαρ' for instance appeared everywhere even in Byzantine prayers but today no one uses it and I don't know how to describe it. The dative case is also dropped in demotic and appears only in specific folk sayings so I had to do my own research to understand when it is supposed to be used. It's all familiar in the end but very out of common communication"}
+{"text":"Septuagint is a simple Greek language translation of a Hebrew original text whereas Untrue."}
+{"text":"Almost entirely compromised."}
+{"text":"In a heartbeat, I decided to grab the first feminist philosophy book. It's called A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, written by Mary Wollstonecraft. I finished reading it in one sitting since it has short chapters and the diction is easy to digest. This book tries to convey the gender equality argument and fight the gender stereotypes produced by patriarchal society in general, and Jean-Jacques Rousseau in particular. I think to fight feminism and destroy their ideological tendency to ashes, I first must understand its philosophical foundations. I'll present her premises and conclusions, then refute her point of view. Wollstonecraft argues that women are indeed inferior to men in physical capacities, but equal in mental capacities. This means that what men can do, like abstract mathematics, experiments, writing, decision-making, women can do too. It's surprising that as the first feminist, she doesn't deny women's inferior physical capacities compared to men. For this sole honesty, I respect her. I'll continue below. Because to her, both sexes have the same brain and potential to cultivate their thinking or reasoning, women should be treated equally at home, in social fields, and in the political arena. Wollstonecraft even regards that husbands should see their wives as friends, not subordinates. She argues that reducing women's role to domestic work is disrespectful since they're also human beings. Wollstonecraft argues against patriarchal society. She says women are often regarded as stupid because educational institutions perceive them that way and think their role is solely at home (male bias). She offers the solution that this stigma should be removed and educational institutions should accept women for the greater good. She also attacks Rousseau. Rousseau thinks women are inferior due to being subjected for so long by men throughout history, and she doesn't agree. She says that men too have been subjected by higher-status men. (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Now I'll answer her arguments. First, women are not equal to men, even in mental or intellectual capacities. If we talk about equations, for example, 6x = 18 means 6x has the properties of 18 and vice versa. Basic algebra. If we say women = men in mental or intellectual capacities, then we must believe both can do the same things, which is why this equation is wrong. Because men do better in abstract fields like pure physics and mathematics, way more than women, and this happens even in first-world countries like America. For example, large-scale U.S. data from sources like NAEP and other national assessments show small overall gender differences in math performance (often near zero or slightly favoring males), but men dominate at the high end in complex problem-solving and abstract reasoning, with consistent male advantages in those areas (e.g., Hyde et al., 2008 meta-analysis and related studies on U.S. adolescents). Meaning it's not the educational institutions. It's the inherent brain capacities and instincts, shaped by evolutionary processes that happened millions of years ago in the Savanna, Africa. Females evolved to gather, make babies, nurture, and stay in the cave long enough to feel safe. They aren't really into abstract reasoning because they lack spatial skills, unlike men who trained for hunting and fighting. Not to mention the female brain is smaller than the male's on average. Not to mention also that women are more agreeable creatures. Estrogen as the dominant hormone in women plays a big role in making them submissive. From an evolutionary point of view, this is essential for tribal cooperation since women depend on the tribe for pregnancy and child nurturing. So, women are not equal to men in mental capacities and women shouldn't have been accepted in the political arena. Too much agreeableness sacrifices justice, which is bad for social stability. Second, her attack on patriarchal society and Rousseau in particular is baseless. Patriarchal society wants women in the domestic area instead of politics or economic fields so they can bear babies. So they can nurture the children. So they can serve their husband after a long day of work. The presence of women in the domestic area makes sure the species doesn't go extinct and civilization keeps going. (2/2)"}
+{"text":"Bonus: Now you see, as women become girlbosses and don't want to have kids, birth rates go down and we need to import cheap labor from abroad just to barely survive, not \"live.\" I think Wollstonecraft was a naive woman. She didn't understand that instincts are evolutionary default mode and they can't be removed since they're for survival. Also, she can't refute Rousseau. To negate a proposition, you need to deny it, for example, if your friend says \"It is +P,\" you need to say \"It is -P.\" Wollstonecraft cannot deny that men indeed have been subjugating women throughout history, so she deflects by saying inferior men are subjugated by superior men. It's like saying \"4 = 2 because 8 > 4.\" Pure retardation."}
+{"text":"Checked. I imagine she doesn't even talk about the obvious asymmetry in human reproduction capacities/capabilities playing a part in our social differences and how they manifest."}
+{"text":"Good analysis, but a counterpoint about women's brain capacity in complex problem solving and abstract reasoning. These are metrics that favours man and will continue to favour in the next decades. Given women's place in society, they are always pushed into education areas where they will not develop their brain activity to achieve high levels in these metrics. Yes, you can train your brain to be good in these tests. You look at the rate of Physics PhD graduates for example. Less than 20% are women. These women will work on places that are dominated by men. Men will always have biases that will add a even greater barrier for them to develop, so the odds one of these women succeeding are extremely small."}
+{"text":"What the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"He just wanted to know about the sex lives of philosophers is that too much to ask? Anyway just read Baudrillard to sidestep the problem."}
+{"text":"Anyway just read Baudrillard to sidestep the problem. how so?"}
+{"text":"If you are asking if philosophers enjoy life, the answer is not clear cut."}
+{"text":"He did not circumcise his sons He had a child from an extramarital affair He smuggled cocaine out of Prague He drank champagne with prawn crackers"}
+{"text":"every philosophical problem is a non-problem. human brains have fetish of finding and answering abstract questions and calling them \"problems\""}
+{"text":"Kant's best work is DREAMS OF A SPIRIT-SEER, and Schopenhauer's best work is ESSAY ON SPIRIT SEEING AND EVERYTHING CONNECTED THEREWITH."}
+{"text":"Have you read em? The Kant work is actually anti-spiritualism. Schope is pro-spiritualism however. Which is ironic bc schopebros will oft accuse hegelians of being pseudo scientific."}
+{"text":"Kant was esoteric writer, you need to read between the lines to understand how profoundly spiritual he really was."}
+{"text":"Talk about poems/poets you like, post your own work, and critique others."}
+{"text":"Mozart has some really good works, even from a young age, but he also has a bunch of filler slop that sounds the same that nobody listens to unless they just biased themselves to love Mozart for some reason"}
+{"text":"The God Abandons Antony (by Cavafy) When suddenly, at midnight, you hear an invisible procession going by with exquisite music, voices, don’t mourn your luck that’s failing now, work gone wrong, your plans all proving deceptive—don’t mourn them uselessly. As one long prepared, and graced with courage, say goodbye to her, the Alexandria that is leaving. Above all, don’t fool yourself, don’t say it was a dream, your ears deceived you: don’t degrade yourself with empty hopes like these. As one long prepared, and graced with courage, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Then why?"}
+{"text":"poems don't come round here since you've been gone did that make you the poet all along?"}
+{"text":"All Shall Be Restored Kay Ryan The grains shall be collected from the thousand shores to which they found their way, and the boulder restored, and the boulder itself replaced in the cliff, and likewise the cliff shall rise or subside until the plate of earth is without fissure. Restoration knows no half-measure. It will not stop when the treasured and lost bronze horse remounts the steps. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suggest me a book where the main character knows the cycle of life and is aware of it but has to participate and tries to get out of it but is paralyzed by self awareness"}
+{"text":"Ecclesiastes"}
+{"text":"I guess you can listen to Hamlet's whining about committing suicide"}
+{"text":"fuhh what a good lil nsfwtwt egirl"}
+{"text":"Hmmm, how do I write a word-weary genius with photographic memory? I've got it: he'll smoke pot and listen to Monster Magnet You guys told me this author was really smart"}
+{"text":"Im pretty sure he must have rushed this one as I think he had deadlines for the SA books. So yeah its mid maybe even bad..."}
+{"text":"Like so many modern authors he's a midwit with a PhD. He knows exactly one thing and thinks it explains the world."}
+{"text":"Evan Connells' novel from 1967. I'm surprised this isn't talked about more on here. I just read it, and I think it captures isolaiton, depression and entitlement very well. It shows what can happen to a man who lets his mind get the best of him. It's an epistolary with a shocking title, but the context of the text itself comes out as hollow, from a broken man. It's done really well, and I think it should be read by more people, but the title is certainly throwing readers off. Any anons that have read this, what's your thoughts?"}
+{"text":"i'll check it out."}
+{"text":"Does it include the rape scenes? I need new material to jerk it to."}
+{"text":"I like this a lot thank you for sharing this jpg"}
+{"text":"Demonic possession. Notice how many people say ‘we’ like this casually when speaking from their ‘own’ perspective."}
+{"text":"me too! save it. it's all yours, my friend."}
+{"text":"be a conformist and find comfort in your misery in hopes of some magical post-mortem reward is this really the best literature can offer?"}
+{"text":"Dosto is essentially sadomasochistic, he loves dwelling on characters who revel in how depraved they are, but who also prostrate themselves in the just punishment or humiliation of their depravity. Sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes imply the exact situation he adored, all the violence and sexual intrigue he desired so much, but with the approval of his super ego since they ritualistically degrade themselves in a kind of spiritual fetishistic pleasure in confessing, being punished, and then being \"redeemed\". It's lurid and partakes of a sick kind of gratification in self flagellation."}
+{"text":"Every possible indication we have is that what makes you \"you\" is your body and brain. We can witness these things die and rot away. This delusion of an afterlife is an infantile denial of death; a thing which belongs in the category of clinical psychology regarding the retardation of the normal process of maturation. Even gorillas can become aware of their own impending death, yet some human beings refuse to acknowledge the reality of death. It's honestly embarrassing to witness in a grown adult."}
+{"text":"Every possible indication we have is that what makes you \"you\" is your body and brain. Source?"}
+{"text":"is this really the best literature can offer? To be fair there's also the prospect of some good humble-whore pussy in this life. But yeah, no, Dosto is grossly overrated. He's not *bad*, but he's a sentimental moralist in the vein of Balzac but without Balzac's breadth of perspective, a third-rate writer overrated for historical reasons by people who want to be seen as literary."}
+{"text":"No. Dostojevski, along with Tolstoi, is the most overrated author, russian or otherwise."}
+{"text":"Where does John Clare rank amongst the English poets?"}
+{"text":"Tennyson's a better poet than Wordsworth, at least as a verse-craftsman."}
+{"text":"You should visit his house"}
+{"text":"The Crab Tree SPRING comes anew, and brings each little pledge That still, as wont, my childish heart deceives; I stoop again for violets in the hedge, Among the ivy and old withered leaves; And often mark, amid the clumps of sedge, The pooty-shells I gathered when a boy: But cares have claimed me many an evil day, And chilled the relish which I had for joy. Yet when Crab-blossoms blush among the May, As erst in years gone by, I scramble now Up ’mid the bramble for my old esteems, Filling my hands with many a blooming bough; Till the heart-stirring past as present seems, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Graves of Infants INFANTS’ gravemounds are steps of angels, where Earth’s brightest gems of innocence repose. God is their parent, so they need no tear; He takes them to his bosom from earth’s woes, A bud their lifetime and a flower their close. Their spirits are the Iris of the skies, Needing no prayers; a sunset’s happy close. Gone are the bright rays of their soft blue eyes; Flowers weep in dew-drops o’er them, and the gale gently sighs. Their lives were nothing but a sunny shower, Melting on flowers as tears melt from the eye. Each death * * * Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I prefer 'I am'"}
+{"text":"Gods, Divinities, Religion, and Faith Edition 2: Beautiful Goddess Boogaloo FAQ: What is worldbuilding? Worldbuilding is the process of creating entire fictional worlds from scratch, all while considering the logistics of these worlds to make them as believable as possible. Worldbuilding asks questions about the setting of a world, and then answers them, often in great detail. Most people use it as a means of creating a setting or the scenery for a story. \"Isn't there a Worldbuilding general in  already?\" Yes, there is. However, that general is focused on the creation of fictional worlds for the intended purpose of playing TTRPG campaigns. Here you can discuss worldbuilding projects that are not meant to be used for a roleplaying setting, but for novels, videogames, or any other kind of creative project. \"Can I discuss the setting of my campaign here, though?\" If you want to, but it would probably be better to discuss it on  . We don't allow the discussion of TTRPG mechanics, however. If you want to discuss stats or which D&D edition is best, this is not the place. \"Can I talk about an existing fictional setting that is not mine?\" Yes, of course you can! \"Does worldbuilding need to be about fantasy and elves?\" Worldbuilding, as already stated above, and contrary to what many believe, does not inherently imply blatantly copying Tolkien. In fact, there are many science-fiction setting out there, and even entire alternative history settings which do not possess supernatural elements at all. Any kind of science fiction book has an implied setting at least, which involves a certain degree of worldbuilding put into it. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"so fucken orginal man, how do you even come up with such genius ideas of reproducing thousand year old myths and masturbating how cool you are. you must be getting laid so much"}
+{"text":"The problem with putting out bits of worldbuilding is that the ideas that really are bad aren't necessarily easy to distinguish from ideas that aren't, but are simply minor parts of the world presented in a way that omits mentioning the plot hook. Not every detail in a world can be super cool and unique unless you throw internal plausibility to the winds and go for something like Perdido Street Station that feels like it's made to promote a new RPG campaign setting."}
+{"text":"Originality is overrated. The only benefit of reinventing the wheel is getting to brag to other idiotic nerds."}
+{"text":"Originality is overrated this is why nobody will remember you"}
+{"text":"Just like nobody remembers Rowling?"}
+{"text":"I plan on only reading extremely highbrow stuff. On Hamlet now, then Locke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding, then Gibson's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Maybe I can understand greatness this way and so achieve it in my own life."}
+{"text":"Thats great. I have read a little of Gibbons and his prose is incredible."}
+{"text":"Fool of me! All of me is foolish! Like a player of games I proclaim my luck when luck is sure to come to those who place their foolish coin at luck's beckon. \"Here!\" says the fool, \"my turn has come. I have struck zero before striking zero!\" Ay, and the wise man knows nothing of this luck for games of chance, which only grant the fool lucky, are luckily avoided when one is wise. Poor luck makes the man poor, and a poor man requires good luck an so 'a ever plays his games which demand both poor luck and luck at once."}
+{"text":"What do you consider highbrow? I'm sure you won't say. you're right that i won't say, good literature would be wasted on a philistine like you."}
+{"text":"Locke is great idgaf what so-called \"chuds\" think of him."}
+{"text":"You are saying this because I (correctly) predicted you wouldn't tell us what you think is good? No, because you don't read and you're a teenager here to write stupid shit and criticize people but don't actually know anything better."}
+{"text":"off work for a few weeks don't have many, if any friends no gf What are some good books that will make me not care about being alone? Some that are so gripping and pull me in that make socializing feel like it doesn't matter for a while."}
+{"text":"Slowly reading The Enchiridion by Epictetus on my smartphone because I am a screen addict either playing video games or scrolling through social media like 4chan throughout much of the day. Oh, and sometimes talking with A.I. where I ask them questions and they give me answers that I spend a bunch of time reading."}
+{"text":"Persuasion and Rhetoric by Carlo Michelstaedter For Michelstaedter, common life is an absence of life, narrow and deluded as it is by the god of pleasure, which deceives man, promising pleasures and results that are not real, although man thinks they are. Rhetoric—that is, the conventions of the individual, the weak, and society—comprises social life, in which man overpowers nature and himself for his own pleasure. Only by living in the present as if every moment were the last can man free himself from the fear of death, and thus achieve Persuasion; that is, self-possession. Resignation and adapting oneself to the world, for Michelstaedter, is the true death."}
+{"text":"The Enchiridion it's repetitive and shallow. \"just don't care about things you don't have control over\" can sum up the whole fucking book talking with A.I. what a normie shit to do. are you perhaps from India?"}
+{"text":"anime girls reading books"}
+{"text":"Kurisu is cute."}
+{"text":"She is, but that book seems to have the front cover at the back. That might make sense if it were in Japanese but it's in English."}
+{"text":"Books on how to deal with the fact that the world lowkey sucks? Preferably non religious, but I’ll give you a pass if you think it would help me. Also for the older people on this world, has it always sucked? I believe it probably did."}
+{"text":"People are starving and dying all over the world. There are billionaires pedophiles who control the world. The average person"}
+{"text":"The average persons attention span is too fried to finish a thought it seems"}
+{"text":"you mean a term scientists made up to describe why things flow?"}
+{"text":"cosmology an actual science Something you can't interact with in any way, provide experiments for, or verify the veracity of its claims is the best science has to offer, apparently."}
+{"text":"If it's not direct knowledge which is prior to even sense perception, I don't want it."}
+{"text":"post and rate"}
+{"text":"Shut up, man, you're not too cool for Orwell."}
+{"text":"civil disobedience was a very convincing essay to me years later and I still think about its conclusions"}
+{"text":"How was the Norm book?"}
+{"text":"It's his masterpiece and the ultimate distillation of all that was Norm. I can't recommend it enough for anyone who loved him"}
+{"text":"Slowly reading Epictetus Enchiridion on my smartphone. Slowly getting through it by reading a few of the aphorisms(I think that is what they are called) everyday or nearly every day. Finished aphorism XXXI a few hours ago."}
+{"text":"Oh, novels? Novels are but a foot note in the history of art. Ask me about Greek plays, or Renaissance paintings, or baroque chamber music. There is a whole human universe of artistic expression to enjoy. Novels are rather pedestrian wouldn't you say?"}
+{"text":"I, too, saw that thread on /tv/"}
+{"text":"does it give you sense of superiority because people like reading simple stuff after work rather than autistically researching the depths of the history for the most obscure titles?"}
+{"text":"hits you with my car looks like the real pedestrian was you."}
+{"text":"That nature acts upon the sexes differently is proved by the test case of modern male and female homosexuality, illustrating how the sexes function separately outside social convention. The result, according to statistics of sexual frequency: male satyriasis and female nesting. The male homosexual has sex more often than his heterosexual counterpart; the female homosexual less often than hers, a radical polarization of the sexes along a single continuum of shared sexual nonconformity. Male aggression and lust are the energizing factors in culture. They are men’s tools of survival in the pagan vastness of female nature. The old “double standard” gave men a sexual liberty denied to women. Marxist feminists reduce the historical cult of woman’s virginity to her property value, her worth on the male marriage market. I would argue instead that there was and is a biologic basis to the double standard. The first medical reports on the disease killing male homo¬ sexuals indicated men most at risk were those with a thousand partners over their lifetime. Incredulity. Who could such people be? Why, it turned out, everyone one knew. Serious, kind, literate men, not bums or thugs. What an abyss divides the sexes! Let us abandon the pretense of sexual sameness and admit the terrible duality of gender. Male sex is quest romance, exploration and speculation. Promiscuity in men may cheapen love but sharpen thought. Promiscuity in women is illness, a leakage of identity. The promiscuous woman is self- contaminated and incapable of clear ideas. She has ruptured the ritual integrity of her body. It is in nature’s best interests to goad dominant males into indiscriminate spreading of their seed. But nature also profits from female purity. Even in the liberated or lesbian woman there is some biologic restraint whispering: keep the birth canal clean. In judiciously withholding herself, woman protects an invisible fetus. Perhaps this is the reason for the archetypal horror (rather than socialized fear) that many otherwise bold women have of spiders and other rapidly crawling insects. Women hold themselves in reserve because the female body is a reservoir, a virgin patch of still, pooled water where the fetus comes to term. Male chase and female flight are not just a social game. The double standard may be one of nature’s organic laws."}
+{"text":"Its absurd to believe female virginity isn’t valued by nature. Have you heard of Diana?"}
+{"text":"The intactness of one goddess is enough to you to leap to the conclusion of its being a universal law?"}
+{"text":"I don’t even know what you mean by nature. From you comment I imagine your thought is as muddled as a promiscuous woman’s"}
+{"text":"And I am sure your thought is as barren as an undefiled birth canal."}
+{"text":"You are probably a highly promiscuous mTf trans. Its such an absurd thing you are arguing, that nature is an undifferentiated swamp of pure copulation, against all culture and common sense, that I can only suspect severe disregulation. Your position would be most sensible if you were an orthodox Weiningerian who simply thought femaleness was essentially evil and to be overcome/destroyed."}
+{"text":"A thread for a group learning languages. We will be starting this Sunday. The available languages are French, Spanish, German, Italian, Russian, and Chinese. If you want to sign up for one let me know and I will tell you the material we'll be using. I tried this before with the great courses but will be using more tailored options this time in order to get participants If you are interested specifically Greek or Latin, see the group here"}
+{"text":"if you're going to be dweeb about it i'll just flip a coin and learn one of them myself, it's really not that hard"}
+{"text":"It's truly not hard. But neither is reading a book and I still won't do reading groups unless a participant is interested enough for the effort. Are you down for going through the divine comedy as we learn Italian and sharing readings? Or Spanish poetry as we learn Spanish? Which Spanish poets are you most interested in? I'm starting with Lorca for Castilian and Neruda for American"}
+{"text":"All of them. Post something to read. I'm not going on Discord."}
+{"text":"I'm not posting reading material for every single language unless you mean to study every single one. Which one(s) are you down to actually study?"}
+{"text":"Give me French and Spanish, in that order."}
+{"text":"How we dreamed of all the great things we would do? Where did it all go so wrong bros?"}
+{"text":"What do you mean, we? I never stopped chasing greatness."}
+{"text":"What do you mean, we? I always knew life was gonna be shit. This assumption that everyone dreams of great things, what a joke. Some of my first conscious thoughts from 3 years old was how shit everything was and how much i dreaded the rest of it. In fact, in terms of how much I was afraid, life's actually been really nice and far exceeded my expectations, which to reiterate were nonexistant"}
+{"text":"Post examples of good prose + intelligence, Ill start You can't be sure what it means, taking someone else's unconscious for your own is risky, it's hard to say which part of a porn is important for you, which part becomes the fetish. But every porn assures us that love exists somewhere, especially by explicitly excluding it from the shot."}
+{"text":"The moonlight shone down on the place unhindered. The gnarled parapets jagged upwards, like a bony hand of icy indifference. In the background, there was a pigeon."}
+{"text":"I read Reflection on the Revolution in France by Edmund Burke. Great thinking anf prose."}
+{"text":"Any more books like this?"}
+{"text":"the real redpill is that the tsar imprisoned 10x more than stalin on his worst day Stalin never imprisoned anybody. He wasn't a dictator."}
+{"text":"thing about 4chan and anonymity is you can just say stuff. it's not imprisonment if you are out in the open digging canals and, anyway, being a counterrevolutionary reactionary traitor deserves the gulag (which doesn't exist because look at the Soviet Constitution)"}
+{"text":"It's also objectively true, but people are welcome to their revisionist histories."}
+{"text":"There's something very interesting about the intersection between temptation and arousal. The denial of something that tempts you can increase your desire for it and therefore your arousal. If a man can suspend his belief enough, forcing himself to believe he is denied, I imagine it can increase his arousal and thus the orgasmic payoff. Once that post-nut clarity hits though, I imagine that suspension of belief shatters hard, and you're forced to realize it was really just a waste of time/money. So, I imagine these sorts of things are short-lived and more experimental than anything, especially with such an asymmetric arrangement (or at least I hope so)."}
+{"text":"What books does he read?"}
+{"text":"You mean you like the idea of it, you’ve never touched a woman, not even a freak like pic related."}
+{"text":"Nope. Matter of fact I've slept with a couple. And it was as fun as I imagined."}
+{"text":"mr. clavichord doesn't read"}
+{"text":"It's the same shit as trannies (whom they hate), but they'd never admit it. Body dysmorphia is a real midwit disorder to have."}
+{"text":"It's funny because it's true and you couldn't even bother to attempt to point out a flaw in that comment."}
+{"text":"How do you write a scene featuring a large group of people. I always end up giving a line of dialog to each person in sequential order."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Maybe you could nest some lines inside others to mimic how people naturally speak over one another and cut one another off in big group conversations."}
+{"text":"Just try to focus on the natural behaviour of people in a group? In every discussion there are levels of leadership and age, the oldest and wisest usually have final say while the younger and inexperienced spend their time bickering and questioning.I love writing group scenes because I can use them to play with the power dynamics in a group. Someone shuts an idea down and looks to their idol for approval. Do they get it? Why? Focus on that instead of explaining plot and it'll come more naturally"}
+{"text":"This but with more people"}
+{"text":"Copy Flaubert and have the narrator express/summarise the dialogue 90% of the time."}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend me some cool books for guys? I'm just looking for some cool books for guys, nothing in particular, just some books that would be cool, and for guys."}
+{"text":"Here's a two page spread from \"The Long Ships\" by Frans G. Bengtsson. It's gonna come out sideways, even though I checked \"Fix EXIF orientation\", so sorry about that."}
+{"text":"Elmore Leonard has some fun crime books. The Aubrey-Maturin series (Master and Commander might make it familiar) is great. So are the Sharpe books, both historical fiction. Nothing wrong with classics like Treasure Island or Call of the Wild if he didn’t read them in school. Shogun is a great historical epic set in Japan. Lonesome Dove is another doorstopper but western. A shorter western might be Butcher’s Crossing or True Grit. Both great. More subversive choices: Trainspotting, Fight Club, American Psycho."}
+{"text":"Blood Standard by Laird Barron"}
+{"text":"\"to have and have not\" is an underrated book by hemmingway. it's about a smuggler. The three of them started for the door, and I watched them go. They were good-looking young fellows, wore good clothes; none of them wore hats, and they looked like they had plenty of money. They talked plenty of money, anyway, and they spoke the kind of English Cubans with money speak. Two of them looked like brothers and the other one, Pancho, was a little taller but the same sort of looking kid. You know, slim, good clothes, and shiny hair. I didn’t figure he was as mean as he talked. I figured he was plenty nervous. As they turned out of the door to the right, I saw a closed car come across the square toward them. The first thing a pane of glass went and the bullet smashed into the row of bottles on the showcase wall to the right. Iheard the gun going and, bop, bop, bop, there were bottles smashing all along the wall. I jumped behind the bar on the left side and could see looking over the edge. The car was stopped and there were two fellows crouched down by it. One had a Thompson gun and the other had a sawed-off automatic shotgun. The one with the Thompson gun was a nigger. The other had a chauffeur’s white duster on. One of the boys was spread out on the sidewalk, face down, just outside the big window that was smashed. The other two were behind one of the Tropical beer ice wagons that was stopped in front of the Cunard bar next door. One of the ice-wagon horses was down in the harness, kicking, and the other was plunging his head off. One of the boys shot from the rear corner of the wagon and it ricocheted off the sidewalk. The nigger with the Tommy gun got his face almost into the street and gave the back of the wagon a burst from underneath and sure enough one came down, falling toward the sidewalk with his head above the curb. He flopped there, putting his hands over his head, and the chauffeur shot at him with the shotgun while the nigger put in a fresh pan; but it was a long shot. You could see the buckshot marks all over the sidewalk like silver splatters. The other fellow pulled the one who was hit back by the legs to behind the wagon, and I saw the nigger getting his face down on the paving to give them another burst. Then I saw old Pancho come around the corner of the wagon and step into the lee of the horse that was still up. He stepped clear of the horse, his face white as a dirty sheet, and got the chauffeur with the big Luger he had; holding it in both hands to keep it steady. He shot twice over the nigger’s head, coming on, and once low."}
+{"text":"First Blood Running Man In the Miso Soup Those 3 are always well-enjoyed by non-reader male friends looking to get into reading for the first time."}
+{"text":"What are some horror books/stories with a lot of skellies in them? Also horror fiction thread?"}
+{"text":"Yes, I've read that one recently: \"The Man in the Underpass\". A great and unsettling story. If you want a complete collection of Robert E. Howard's horror stories, check out The Horror Stories of Robert E. Howard. It's got practically all of his horror works, except some poems if you care about that. It's also got illustrations by Greg Staples, which is cool as hell."}
+{"text":"If you don't like ligotti then you won't like aickman They are both more in the continental/central european surreal vein of the weird tale (aickman was a jew which is probably why he was more in the european weird tale) than authors like lovecraft and machen and blackwood who were in the anglo gothic weird tradition"}
+{"text":"What is this a chart of? Just random horror books? It doesn't seem organized or consistent or anything and some of these books are just bad."}
+{"text":"I found aickman to be less humorous but also less pessimistic than Ligotti"}
+{"text":"Good/recommended horror books (especially for people new to horror), sorted chronologically."}
+{"text":"Why are publishers so retarded?"}
+{"text":"We can tell"}
+{"text":"what a bug looks like What bug anon? Please draw the archetypal bug."}
+{"text":"Honestly “burn it after I’m dead” writers should burn it when they’re alive if they care so much."}
+{"text":"First person ground-level view of the desolate room, smudges and patches of substance on the floor and walls, maybe a slightly open door letting in light, barricaded with furniture on the other side?"}
+{"text":"The chief challenge of Schopenhauer to the neo-Kantians, however, came from his opposing conception of philosophy.50 While the neo-Kantian conception was at first limited to the theoretical or epistemology, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy put the ethical and existential interests of philosophy front and center. Ultimately, for the general public, and eventually for the neo-Kantians themselves, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy proved a more attractive solution to the identity crisis. Schopenhauer’s conception not only ensured philosophy against obsolescence—because the empirical sciences could not answer questions about the value and meaning of life—but it was also more true to the traditional vocation of philosophy. Furthermore, Schopenhauer’s conception gave philosophy an immediate relevance and importance, given that the value of life is of direct interest to every human being. While the neo-Kantian conception made philosophy a specialized and esoteric academic discipline, Schopenhauer’s conception made philosophy a public and exoteric concern. No wonder, then, that the neo-Kantian conception remained confined to the universities, while Schopenhauer’s found favor among the general educated public."}
+{"text":"philosophy never produced anything interesting and tangible. It's very nice to make up fake scenarios in your head, I agree, but very futile. Logic is much more important than philosophy yet pseuds reading philosophy always seems devoid of any sort of critical thinking"}
+{"text":"Oh yes, postulates of already existing phenomena is much better. Who needs to find meaningful statements about the human condition when we could sit around masturbating over proof theorems like your gay lover Wittgenstein?"}
+{"text":"While the neo-Kantian conception was at first limited to the theoretical or epistemology, Schopenhauer’s conception of philosophy put the ethical and existential interests of philosophy front and center. The author thinks neo-Kantians never read Kant's books that aren't the Prolegomena or the Critique of Pure Reason. What causes this? Frederick Charles Beiser[1] (/ˈbaJzər/; born November 27, 1949) is an American Behold."}
+{"text":"you'll never be a world superpower. Cope."}
+{"text":"Who needs to find meaningful statements about the human condition Nobody cause there's none, this is a logical conclusion, next pseud please."}
+{"text":"Peale was a heretic from a mainline liberal Presbyterian denomination. This is basically New Age slop and psychiatry with a dash of Christian syncretism. I do not recommend."}
+{"text":"Of course I agree that positive thinking and self-confidence are important for men to become greater achievers, it's the other slop and the dilution of the Gospel that bothers me."}
+{"text":"Positive thinking works only when you have unrealistic pessimism. Most of the doomers I've seen actually have realistic pessimism."}
+{"text":"I once knew a tall, extremely good-looking dude who thought he was physically repulsive to women and who was so mentally caged that he'd interpret stares and giggles from the next table as mockery and who'd interpret compliments as sarcasm. He started getting into the whole positive-thinking, Law of Attraction nonsense, and it \"worked\" for him, of course, because all he had to do was get out of his own way. So it will work for people like that, but it won't for people who, in this case, are legitimately ugly."}
+{"text":"self help books are for retards and women"}
+{"text":"What's the rarest book you own?"}
+{"text":"Mein Kampf from 41-42."}
+{"text":"A 19th century commentary on the Bible in Russian."}
+{"text":"I don't own it, but I stayed with my friends uncle in rural NY once and his main hobby was collecting rare books. I asked him to show me a cool one and he handed me a book that was just signatures from a bunch of the great classical composers. Shit was pretty beat up and he just tossed it to me from across the room, totally non precious item to him"}
+{"text":"My journal."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"I figured it would be cool to have a thread to discuss professional writing and the use of rhetoric in correspondence. Pic related is one example from a President of the United States. Would you say it is well written? What do you think about the new norm of capitalizing words you think are especially important? Is this good use of diction? No politics. Let's just assess the quality of the letter. What IQ and level of education does it denote? Very high, right?"}
+{"text":"rent free You have TDS."}
+{"text":"\"Good and proper for the United States\" is a Millerism."}
+{"text":"Kek he writes this shit like his shitposts on goysocial, despite living in the EU I fully support this retard in making more unhinged headlines day by day. It's almost a ritual at this point: just wait two more weeks until the orange retard lashes out on someone else or makes a 360 turn on some previous statement/decision. Boomers who currently occupy world governments desperately need to get their act together and this is how they do it, I love every minute of it, best time to be alive, thank you americans."}
+{"text":"Pic related is one example from a President of the United States. I don't think that the word 'president' should be capitalized there. :-P"}
+{"text":"Academically insecure MAGA goy cattle have a lot of \"he's just pretending to be stupid\" and \"he's just playing 4D chess to make you look\" copes to intellectualize their commitment to an uneducated carnival barker."}
+{"text":"just finished this, what did i think of it?"}
+{"text":"You thought it was so dang cool you wanna paypal your friend Anon $500."}
+{"text":"Inferior to the original: Moby Dick"}
+{"text":"Moby dick is the poor man's Blood meridian"}
+{"text":"You were enthralled and captivated by the character of the Judge. You don't know whether he is some avatar representing Manifest Destiny, Satan himself, or if you really want to know. And he's spoooooooky like Darth Vader."}
+{"text":"It was pretty cool and had a lot of different themes and meanings; some you understood and some you didn't, but might in time."}
+{"text":"their free ISBNs. ah yeah, so stuck with amazon then, cuz no way i'm going to shell out a few hundred bucks for an isbn"}
+{"text":"It reads to me like ramblings of someone depressed, not really a story"}
+{"text":"*anons just don't know how to get people to want to read their books ftfy"}
+{"text":"AI is very weird. It keeps trying to change things over and over again until it becomes a very \"average\" piece. I've posted the same paragraph 10 different times during 10 different days using their suggestions, and all it did was take their changes and changed it over and over until it reads like a very over dramatic tweet found on twitter."}
+{"text":"it also writes and pushes for YA in character development, plot, and sentence structure"}
+{"text":"Just finished Paul Kingsnorth's \"Against the Machine\". Paul Kingsnorth is an Orthodox Christian and member of the re-enchantment crowd, alongside Rod Dreher, Jonathan Pageau, and others. I believe he spoke a little too apocalyptic and sensational on certain points, but by and large I think it was good, if a little forgettable just because I've read so many books like it recently."}
+{"text":"Paul Kingsnorth is a deranged communist who cannot be trusted."}
+{"text":"The cover is neat. I haven't read it so I don't have a opinion, lol."}
+{"text":"Orthobros are intellectually weak so I won't even bother reading this. They just steal everything from Guenon in any case."}
+{"text":"unashamed monetization of end is nigh narrative"}
+{"text":"Totally BTFOS trannies as the Frankenstein Guinea pig tip of the posthuman spear they are."}
+{"text":"There is a great IQ filter coming If I was below 120 IQ (I'm not) I'd start considering my options"}
+{"text":"I'm 140 iq, but only in spatial section. Supposedly because i'm autistic. And i spy with my little eye an influx of bait threads in quantity rather unusual for this board."}
+{"text":"I'm 124 Midwit hell Someone end my suffering, I beg"}
+{"text":"How exactly is math, spatial and not verbal, when it involves both? Who came up with these retarded categories? Math has both spatial--geometry, and verbal--algebra. In fact, language is both spatial and verbal too and the reason autists might not be very good at it has nothing to do with these contrived iq categories that don't help explain anything."}
+{"text":"I do not know any of that as I am not an IQ test maker. I do however know I scored 150 V/ 60 M and that I haven’t ever completed a math course in school which wasn’t above middle school level so I am ready to believe those stats are accurate."}
+{"text":"Math is not a skill you test for with iq, that's why i'm skeptical of what you are talking about. You don't get a math iq so much as they test for spatial and verbal abilities and math involves both, so if you were actually that gifted in verbal it would show in some deductive sections of math. Because that's all math is, deduction from set theory. The criteria for the test you took was whack."}
+{"text":"itt: give your best book recs to understand this region and its people"}
+{"text":"i like the monke flip"}
+{"text":"history of the Byzantine Empire history of the Ottoman Empire history of the Breakup of Yugoslavia The Romanians by Mircea Eliade Zalmoxis by Mircea Eliade This should contain basically everything you need to know."}
+{"text":"you don't need to read at all, you just need one of three things, 1. to be unemployed 2. cheap cigarettes 3. cheap alcohol."}
+{"text":"Viđu vraga su sedam binjišah Su dva mača a su dvije krune Praunuka Turkova s Koranom! Za njim jata prokletoga kota, da opuste zemlju svukoliku ka skakavac što polja opusti! Francuskoga da ne bi brijega, aravijsko more sve potopi! San pakleni okruni Osmana, darova mu lunu ka jabuku. Zloga gosta Evropi Orkana!"}
+{"text":"The Bridge on the Drina The main reason why Andrić got his Nobel in literature"}
+{"text":"one thing that i've never heard people talk about is how the death of ivan ilyich is very clearly a universalist book. i think universalism is/was a new world phenomenon so i dont know if tolstoy was ever exposed to it, but even if he reached these ideas independently the book makes perfectly sense if seen through the lenses of universalism. the entire point of the book is that ivan ilyich's death has been his life. we expect to know the \"plot twist\" from the first few pages but we find out his death has been all along his life, which he lived attached to mundane things and detached from christ. in his last monents, on the other hand, ivan ilyich finds at last relief. his death is over and now his life in the kingdom of heaven begins. all of this is incredibly similar to the universalist view on hell and salvation. hell (\"death\") exists only insofar as you live without god in your life, but salvation (\"life\") awaits for you at the end either way; there can't possibly be an eternal lake of fire involved. thoughts? do you agree with my thesis or am i tripping?"}
+{"text":"he rejected almost all supernatural aspects of Christianity. how can you reject the supernatural aspects of christianity?"}
+{"text":"when they call you to heaven you just don't go"}
+{"text":"You need to get caught up on rationalism."}
+{"text":"Tolstoy invented a sect of Christianity where Jesus was just a human who happened to teach the ultimate truth for mankind. He rewrote the Gospels to remove all supernatural elements in them and borrowed heavily from Schopenhauer. He (begrudgingly) believed in God but I don’t think he spoke much about an afterlife at all. To Tolstoy, Ivan Ilyich reaches a point of nirvana sort of before death and that’s the true “salvation,” a personal and spiritual one where he understands the truth of his life."}
+{"text":"I was very underwhelmed by The Death of Ivan Ilyich. Nice prose, but I remember thinking, I wish this guy would just die already. No likable characters, except for the peasant servant, but the way Tolstoy would get preachy about his “simple goodness” just seemed shallow and immature. Even simple people are more complex than that, and it’s not exactly a matter of class the way Tolstoy makes it out. IDK, maybe Russian aristocracy really was that insufferable universally, making peasants in every case more likable, but I doubt it."}
+{"text":"I'm frustrated. People are a flock of pests. Their words shallow. Their actions hollow. Their greed endless. and their brains vacant."}
+{"text":"Next time you'd like to half ass life I'll remind you why. Illiterate ape."}
+{"text":"When I read a book, no one is there. When I write a book no one else is heard."}
+{"text":"homero"}
+{"text":"I worked through a sentence-diagramming book cover to cover, doing all the exercises with extremely high proficiency, when I had my trivium phase 5-10 years ago. I barely remember a thing."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is a sentence diagram?"}
+{"text":"Any books out there on straight line scamming people"}
+{"text":"Unironically the Bible. Dude I know is swimming in Southern poon with his weekend routine. He doesn't believe a word of it."}
+{"text":"Why do you want to scam people? Piece of shit"}
+{"text":"My Adventures with Your Money by George Graham Rice is what you're looking for. It's not great literature, but it breaks down how a scam works."}
+{"text":"The vast majority of non-textbooks on the subject of business and marketing are straight up scams in my experience. ESPECIALLY marketing. Like holy shit, it was fucking impossible to find non-bullshit information on marketing that wasn't some sort of scam or bullshit until I just pirated collage text books for a proper community collage course on marketing (that I also pirated)."}
+{"text":"is this the one that describes the monk statue scam? that shit is so clever and funny I refuse to believe it really ever happened"}
+{"text":"Was Hamlet a genius as Harold Bloom says?"}
+{"text":"why does he hate hamlet so much"}
+{"text":"Just because you're smart doesn't mean you will do smart things."}
+{"text":"well, this site is full of retards who claim they're only pretending, so it's not beyond the realm of possibility"}
+{"text":"Hamlet is untrustworthy. Falstaff is a better reference point. Especially in Bloom's case."}
+{"text":"I would trust hamlet way more than falstaff"}
+{"text":"All the Irish writers I see before him were Anglo-Irish. Safe to say \"Irish literature\" would not exist without him, or his coattails on which Beckett, O'Brien, et al. rode."}
+{"text":"FACT: No one really cares about plotholes and deus ex machina or otherwise if the emotional moments and hype and aura of the story is good enough"}
+{"text":"how would you rate medea's aura moment?"}
+{"text":"Madea? Like that tyler perry movie?"}
+{"text":"emotional moments and hype and aura Nice lexicon there tyro"}
+{"text":"it kills every Columbo episode though just one more thing last night we discovered previously unmentioned witness, random nobody, that saw you on the crime scene your attempts to cover the crime were otherwise perfect well too bad, you are busted"}
+{"text":"He really was a much better writer than Dostoyevsky."}
+{"text":"Indeed his whole theory of ‘crazes’ or ‘epidemic suggestions’, in which he lumps together such things as the Crusades and the Dutch passion of tulip growing, shows a willingness to regard many human activities as mere ant-like rushings to and fro, inexplicable and uninteresting. Clearly he could have no patience with a chaotic, detailed, discursive writer like Shakespeare. His reaction is that of an irritable old man who is being pestered by a noisy child. ‘Why do you keep jumping up and down like that? Why can't you sit still like I do?’ In a way the old man is in the right, but the trouble is that the child, has a feeling in its limbs which the old man has lost. And if the old man knows of the existence of this feeling, the effect is merely to increase his irritation: he would make children senile, if he could. Tolstoy does not know, perhaps, just what he misses in Shakespeare, but he is aware that he misses something, and he is determined that others shall be deprived of it as well. By nature he was imperious as well as egotistical. Well after he was grown up he would still occasionally strike his servant in moments of anger, and somewhat later, according to his English biographer, Derrick Leon, he felt ‘a frequent desire upon the slenderest provocation to slap the faces of those with whom he disagreed’. One does not necessarily get rid of that kind of temperament by undergoing religious conversion, and indeed it is obvious that the illusion of having been reborn may allow one's native vices to flourish more freely than ever, though perhaps in subtler forms. Tolstoy was capable of abjuring physical violence and of seeing what this implies, but he was not capable of tolerance or humility, and even if one knew nothing of his other writings, one could deduce his tendency towards spiritual bullying from this single pamphlet."}
+{"text":"Clothing and furniture looks comfortable back then."}
+{"text":"Everyone that met Tolstoy said that he treated them like children and he was the wise elder"}
+{"text":"Embarrassing essay from Orwell. He concedes Tolstoy is right on the important points but then says but HAHA people still read him you mad??? also you're le MEAN"}
+{"text":"Well he was"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this chud was right about everything"}
+{"text":"Checked, do you recommend any accounts? iIve found some Urbanomic-affiliated people to be good, but as far as I can tell the quality of people has really gone down with all the Elon and Nikita Bier algorithm changes."}
+{"text":"No. It only became \"digital gold\", meant to hedge against inflation or a devalued dollar, after it had failed as a currency, a unit of exchange and account, the new world dollar, asymptotic money, and as a store of value (multiple times). What bitcoin actually is, is a sponge for negative sentiment that erupted around 2009 about western markets in the wake of the great financial crisis. It sucks up all that capital people refuse to invest in stocks and bonds and puts it right back in the system. It's brilliant, really."}
+{"text":"I follow him on twitter, that is enough to delve into the content of his mind. There is little to no benefit to reading him, other than enriching him economically, which I would argue is his primary directive. Don't fall for cheap parlour tricks and read the Greeks before you even begin to attempt to grasp this pseudo intellectual gibberish. Fuck you and Land, go back to X."}
+{"text":"land is one of the few genuine real liberals, in the sense he believes in capitalism over everything else. he called his view \"techno-commercialism\" and there arent a lot of other people like it"}
+{"text":"Oh I get it now... X pajeets are advertising on 4chan. I saw this comment on /pol/ earlier today, formatted for a /pol/ audience..."}
+{"text":"lotr word count is about 400,000 words How the FUCK did he do it? Seriously. ASOIAF comes in instalments of 300,000 or so, and that world feels much less complete than Middle-earth. How is it possible to be so economical with your worldbuilding?"}
+{"text":"This chart is misleading and deliberately misrepresents its own data. \"Riftwar Cycle\" is not a continuous narrative, it is a setting that has many different discrete trilogies, tetrologies, and stand alone novels tied into it. The same is true for many other \"series\" listed here, like Disc World, Realm of the Elderlings, and others. Lord of the Rings is a single story in multiple volumes. That is also how I would describe Wheel of Time, or Malazan Book of the Fallen. They are not the same thing. Comparing the word count of long narratives like WoT or LotR to collections of separate stories makes no sense at all."}
+{"text":"Tolkien had no reason to endlessly elaborate on his story because he had already written pages and pages of other stories and histories for Middle Earth. Most of Tolkien's writings were not published before his death. Lord of the Rings was a distillation of his work, an epic narrative constructed from everything he had thus far written about his \"mythos\". Martin hasn't done a fraction of the work Tolkien did in constructing a world. He plays things by ear, by his own admission. He prefers to see where the story takes him as he writes it. So the act of writing about Westeros causes it to become more realized and fleshed out. Whereas for Tolkien, the fleshing out was already done. He simply had to choose what was important enough to include."}
+{"text":"Different sort of book. LotR has songs of lore, descriptions and narration to add to its worldbuilding. ASOIAF has actually very little worldbuilding of that kind, as it's a character driven story, about the characters, not the adventure or the quest."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised that all the existing Bakker is actually slightly shorter than ASOIAF. It definitely feels a lot bigger."}
+{"text":"What are mere mortals compared to a god?"}
+{"text":"women like to be naked because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to wear a lot of clothes and jewelry because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to be skinny because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women like to be thicc because it makes them feel helpless before men which makes them cum cum cum women love church and God because it makes them people helpless for a powerful man so they can cum cum cum (to Jesus) women love atheism because it makes them feel helpless to make oppression and abuse when makes them cum cum cum women are the worst enemy of feminism because in fact they don't want to not be helpless before men because then they won't cum cum cum Jesus Christ, and I thought Freud was bad"}
+{"text":"You're somebody's uncle"}
+{"text":"I am an only child"}
+{"text":"every girl is like that."}
+{"text":"I heard the original (only?) English translation is godawful and even completed inverted some of her points. Is this true, and if so, has there been a better version?"}
+{"text":"The original English translation is shit prose and highly abridged. The picture in the OP is new and unabridged translation, it's a fucking doorstoppers but 10x more readable than any other feminist slop"}
+{"text":"Are there large swaths of Japanese people who don't criticize Shintoism ever?"}
+{"text":"the church is everyone who is saved by Jesus Christ. there will be international church telegram channels, but Jesus Christ is King and he has no vicar"}
+{"text":"that's how I think religions functions, not on faith, but just drilling it into children's minds as soon as humanly possible, it's very depressing. Christians seem to get away with it because it's supposed to be a gift, but actually most of the Christians I know are tortured people who have a really hard time feeling normal about things like sex or eating meat or intrusive thoughts."}
+{"text":"all of this quoting the Bible, the Bible covers a vast range of dogmatic human opinion, out of context you can make it say anything, watch this: Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys."}
+{"text":"“Son of a bitch! Vile Scorpion! Foul Viper! Release this negress! Let her go unharmed! Do not touch a single hair on her… Wait! What has happened to my comrade in arms? Come Abdalla! Abdalla! Abdalla!” The moans of a wounded women are heard, Soon after the noise of violent struggle From the fig trees, twenty cubits below The fortress battlements, atop which stands Mafarka-el-Bar, King of Tell-el-Kiber. He watches counting his Negro slaves, Six thousand and four thousand Negresses, The prize of victory, shouting orders Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eng200 Curriculum is Feminism and Postcolonialism He even had a good rating on Rate My Professor. What the fuck is wrong with English departments in education? Across 2 colleges and 5 professors, not a single one has been normal; they're all extreme leftists."}
+{"text":"Zoomie I'm 43. I'm well aware the 90s was full of that shit."}
+{"text":"Book clubs are refuges for the chronically lonely."}
+{"text":"i've had a handful of good english classes at my school but my experience is mostly the same"}
+{"text":"Leftists are just smarter than you, chud. The reason you pursued a brainlet humanities degree in the first place is that you couldn't bear the thought of pursuing a STEM degree and discovering that the leftists excel there too."}
+{"text":"High degrees of educational attainment are strongly correlated with higher IQ. Higher IQ is strongly correlated with liberal beliefs. Seethe"}
+{"text":"I use ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini to help me make sense of complex books. They act as a second pair of eyes when I get stuck on a difficult chapter or need to break down a character’s motivation. It feels like having a well-read friend who is always available to talk about the plot. When I have a new book idea, I talk through the structure with ChatGPT. I don't use them to write the story for me. Instead, I use them to organize the messy thoughts in my head. It helps me find holes in my logic and map out where the story should go. I can test out different endings or see if a plot twist actually makes sense. Using these models saves me hours of staring at a blank page. It makes the planning process much faster and keeps me focused on the actual writing. Am I wrong for doing this?"}
+{"text":"It's a pretty decent grammar checker and random name generator too."}
+{"text":"I just use it as a book recommendation repository. get better."}
+{"text":"That is a pretty harsh way for someone to see it. I usually tell people that the AI is just a tool like a calculator or a spell checker. It does not replace my thinking, it just makes the process of organizing my thoughts much faster. I still come up with the ideas and make the final decisions. Using a computer to work more efficiently does not mean I have replaced myself, it just means I am using the best tools available to me."}
+{"text":"Using a computer to work more efficiently does not mean I have replaced myself, it just means I am using the best tools available to me. It means you are a retard who cannot formulate even a handful of sentences without assistance. You and about 75% of the people in this thread need to kts."}
+{"text":"I invented a machine to help me lift the heavier weights at the gym. Now I can bench 250 but for some reason I'm still out of shape"}
+{"text":"The highest praise, or rather form of praise, of this play, which I can offer in my own mind, is the doubt which the perusal always occasions in me, whether the Antony and Cleopatra is not, in all exhibitions of a giant power in its strength and vigour of maturity, a formidable rival of Macbeth, Lear, Hamlet, and Othello."}
+{"text":"the 144 times that I have carefully, painstakingly read that play gross"}
+{"text":"I read it recently and fucking loved it. I'm not sure why it's not included in the great tragedies either. As a drama, I prefer it to Macbeth, though Macbeth has much more memorable soliloquies. I probably prefer it to Lear too, especially as a play about grappling with aging. Othello and Hamlet still top it though."}
+{"text":"Coleridge contributed to the idea of the canon because he was a genius and one of the most important commentators on Shakespeare in English history. The 'race issue' in Othello is most likely a modern interpretation because there is almost zero chance that someone like Shakespeare had personal experience with someone of another race and we know how simplistic and abstract the racial ideas of the pre-modern world was. No one would think of writing literature or a drama about 'race issues' before modernity."}
+{"text":"can you just like, um, *licks lips*, unzip?"}
+{"text":"This is how you respond to someone speaking politely to you and asking for basic decency? What did we ever do to you to deserve this behavior?"}
+{"text":"Is it really that bad and inaccourate? What introduction to occult traditions would you suggest?"}
+{"text":"Western Esotericism: A guide for the perplexed The Occult World"}
+{"text":"It's an accurate enough description of what different mystery schools, mystics, and occultists have believed throughout the ages. Whether those beliefs themselves are accurate is another matter. It would be extremely difficult for even an undiscerning student of the esoteric to accept that 100% of the beliefs expressed therein are accurate and can co-exist."}
+{"text":"Why am I supposed to assume Humbert is an unreliable narrator now again?"}
+{"text":"its a love story about two consentient adults, why would it need a unreliable narrator gimmick? its not planescape torment or harry potter."}
+{"text":"reading diddycore epsteinpunk books"}
+{"text":"Epstein a diddy ahh blud fr fr!"}
+{"text":"Why do you assume they werent infatuated with him?"}
+{"text":"He is pretty up front about details from when he was alone with Lolita, which would cut against this theory since no one would know those details and he doesn't exactly flatter himself with them."}
+{"text":"gf recommended me middlemarch after I told her women can’t write it’s actually written by a tranny named George Why can’t women write masterpieces?"}
+{"text":"obsessed"}
+{"text":"Bro has an Adam’s Apple and moustache in his portrait famalam"}
+{"text":"She's not trans, she's just English"}
+{"text":"he was FTM"}
+{"text":"Nabokov is the second most overrated writer in history His favorite Tolstoy is Anna Karenina. He doesn't really like anything else. 'Nuff said If he wasn't a pedophile, he was at the very least latently gay or transgender. And if you like him, so are you (any of the 3 or all of them at once)"}
+{"text":"he got full on buttfucked as a boy he said: \"I have had no homosexual experiences before 12\", but after 12?"}
+{"text":"in Ada in the sex between siblings the younger sister was like 7-10 years old ada was twelve. and ada or ardor was written as a contrast to lolita in that regard. its just kids exploring and having sex. of course those characters also grow up to be terrible people but thats another issue."}
+{"text":"I don't like him. he's definitely a homosexual. and his stories are exploitative and cheap. he gets off easy because people (incorrectly) lump him in with the Russians."}
+{"text":"I intensely dislike him, there's something really slimy and annoying about him."}
+{"text":"I started reading Lolita after i started having pedophilic thoughts and i hate how Humbert's fantasies are the same as mine. Many times i just have to laugh at how sad it is so read about his fantasies and thoughts having thought that exact same thing or fantasized about that exact scenario myself but unlike Humbert i do not indulge my evil desires and actively avoid children which makes me the better man."}
+{"text":"search up \"cool books for guys\" expecting fun fantasy / sci-fi / action books 50% of the videos shown to me are made by women showcasing gay ass romance / smut slop books the 50% of the videos made by guys are fucking self help books \"ohhh brother you need to read atomic habits\" \"ohhh brother you need to read rich dads poor dads\" \"ohh brother you need MOTIVATION and exercise!!!!\" WTF, why are self help books so god damn popular? Do you really need an old ass man to write a book telling you to clean your room and go on a run once every week?"}
+{"text":"reading the classics is about getting women bro Buckbroken by hustle culture."}
+{"text":"Used book stores and being born before 1990 so I was able to find lots of good stuff in regular retail stores as well before Amazon killed them all."}
+{"text":"The type of male that would record himself talking about books like a fairy and post it online for old men to masturbate to is already a faggot"}
+{"text":"watch Interesting Books Reviewed. he mostly does non-fiction but none of its self help slop."}
+{"text":"porn wouldn't be needed if women had zero agency. think about it."}
+{"text":"I got filtered by the first sentence. Am I suppose to know what a whilome is? Is it worth deciphering 1000 pages of this? It begins: Lo I the man, whose whilome did maske, As time her taught in lowly Shepheards weeds, Am now enforst a far vnfitter taske, For trumpets sterne to chaunge mine Oaten reeds, And sing of Knights and Ladies gentle deeds; Whose prayses hauing slept in silence long, Me, all too meane, the sacred Muse areeds To blazon broad emongst her learned throng: Fierce warres and faithfull loues shall moralize my song."}
+{"text":"Why does the language seem so much more archaic than Shakespeare despite being contemporary?"}
+{"text":"I don't find it difficult but it does require knowing Middle English since it regularly uses Middle English"}
+{"text":"off of vibe checks, he wanted to sound more archaic, quite normal for the epic genre"}
+{"text":"it was intentionally written to sound more archaic"}
+{"text":"if the retards in my renaissance epics class can figure it out i'm sure you can too bud"}
+{"text":"Premise seems interesting but not sure if DFW is the right person"}
+{"text":"Start with the Greeks"}
+{"text":"Dfw was a euclid appreciator"}
+{"text":"Pic-related but you can't be a mathlet."}
+{"text":"Is this site dead now? I used it a bit last year but now it has even more bots than 4chan. Also, post recs."}
+{"text":"Hananiacs report in"}
+{"text":"i like sam kriss because i'm a pseud. if you're also a pseud he has some of the best stuff on substack"}
+{"text":"I keep unsubscribing from him and miraculously I'm resubscribed every time he makes another post."}
+{"text":"Algorithms destroy everything."}
+{"text":"The overwhelming majority of people who achieve success on Substack are mediocrities who have simply transferred their following from another platform, whether that platform be X, YouTube, or some MSM publication."}
+{"text":"what book to read?"}
+{"text":"Unironically, dungeon crawler carl, audiobook is like 5000x better way to consume it but its still great"}
+{"text":"“A Study in Scarlet” by Arthur Conan Doyle"}
+{"text":"unalive yourself"}
+{"text":"iliad"}
+{"text":"Proverbs"}
+{"text":"Can we have a chinese /lit/erature thread? I already started Water Margin (Tuttle edition) but i want more. Im fascinated with China these days. Could be ancient or modern lit."}
+{"text":"have you read The Romance of Three Kingdoms?"}
+{"text":"Because the publisher is well known for publishing asian stuff?"}
+{"text":"I eata turtle soup -_-"}
+{"text":"Why can’t chinks write books? Half the planet is chinks and they can’t write for shit."}
+{"text":"the china or east-west question is a major theme in BOM. drops in < 1 wk"}
+{"text":"/lit gets beasted on by reddit"}
+{"text":"A midsommer nights dream exists"}
+{"text":"1. Ficciones (Borges); 2. The Brothers Karamazov (Dostoevsky); 3. 100 Years of Solitude (Garcia Marquez); 4. Ulysses (Joyce); 5. Blood Meridian (McCarthy); 6. Moby Dick (Melville); 7. In Search of Lost Time (Proust); 8. Gravity's Rainbow (Pynchon); 9. Hamlet (Shakespeare); 10. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy). 1. Hamlet 11. Swanns Way 14. Ulysses ???"}
+{"text":"Tempest Macbeth king Lear othello what this guy said"}
+{"text":"The only thing this list proves is that reddit truelit is largely made of 4channelers and that reddit truelit's mods are censoring The Holy Bible and The Brothers K for some reason."}
+{"text":"Literally all the other ones How do they compare to Hamlet? What depth does Macbeth or The Tempest have. Not even getting into something like Titus Andronicus. Hamlet was an incredible profound story, in addition to the usual Shakespeare cleverness and entertainment."}
+{"text":"One way I like to engage with philosophy when direct philosophy is too arduous to engage with or when I'm burnt out, but also derive no satisfaction from Pop philosophy, is to engage with it through stories. Infact that is first how I became interested in philosophical questions in my late teen years. When I asked this online, I got stuff like Crime and Punishment, and Infinite Jest. But having actually read some philosophy books myself now, they dont seem to engage with philosophical questions \"hard enough\". I can't say enough about IJ, as I havent finished it yet, but when I'm reading 10 pages about some dude being anxious about whether the weed dealer will come or not, and telling us how much they prepared for this. I sorta \"get the point\". Its almost like the point is so straight, that theres ultimately no point in the end if that makes sense. Whereas in Crime and Punishment its like every plot beat is contrived to directly lead to the conclusion of \"finding Christ\". Like the abandonment of Raskolnikovs prior values, of which hes admittedly little more than a stereotypical representation of, wasnt earned, they werent engaged with, his actions werent a reasonable product of them, and so what is left, isnt a counter argument, or a counter proof in the form of a naturally accuring story, but instead pure consequence, leaving the protagonist with nothing, where anything can be filled in with afterwards, in the case of this book. It was Christianity. Any ideology, any thought, any principle can be defeated if you just shoot the person advocating for it. Or if its implemented poorly, hastily, with poor understanding. Thats shallow. Personally I don't understand how people enjoy stories that play out in such a way. I want to be convinced, to engage with the implications shown as if they're not arbitrary, in the way \"By Definition\" is arbitrary. So that I can be assured in a conclusion that does not come from itself. Is that Dune?"}
+{"text":"That's what the honored matres had."}
+{"text":"Dune is mostly vibes, like LotR. It's very much space fantasy instead of science fiction. In Dune II one plot event happens in the entire book, the rest is just MC whining about how he has no good possible futures without ever touching on causation."}
+{"text":"This is the one I read when I was young."}
+{"text":"That's the one I've got too. There's no denying that the ornithopter looks retarded. I always imagined something more like a dragonfly, so it was gratifying to see that Denis Villeneuve agreed with me. There's not much else about his films that I like though."}
+{"text":"I hate the modern paperback cover, but that one just looks like a couple KKK members hanging out in Arizona. It's not much better. This one  and picrel are my favorites, along with the first edition cover. The \"deluxe edition\" cover is also not bad."}
+{"text":"Gnosticism is the lamest LARP of all time. Convince me otherwise. I’ve read the Nag Hamadingdong “scriptures” and it’s pure ass. Does /lit/ have any real gnostics that defend this piece of shit LARP “religion” or any book recs? I’ve read Aristotle btw."}
+{"text":"Once upon a time there was a little carpenter who wanted to be a rabbi. He was too poor though and ended up being just another street preacher. He preached a reformist message and spoke more from his heart than the scriptures. The Roman's had him executed, but his followers thought this a great injustice, and his story and teaching spread in many directions. A faith for forming around this figure. Outrageous confabulations were told about the carpenter being god, or the son of god at least. Once scholarly hands felt a need to write these stories all down, the absolute incompatibilities of the old torah with these new stories made no sense, so these scholars set about fixing it. Paul, a scummy Jew who claimed to be Jesus' best pal, was busy trying to sell this new faith a s control cult. The whole thing remains ass no matter how you look at it. The highest gnosis is that yhwh, the demiurge, is a fiction. Evil. Just like Zeus. So why worship him? Why make excuses for him? Staying faithful to godhead is always a LARP. Seek deeper."}
+{"text":"Share your favorite history books, what you're currently reading, etc."}
+{"text":"So far so good I guess"}
+{"text":"He's right. Remnick is notoriously terrible."}
+{"text":"Sounds like your usual liberal fuck America shit: With the Soviet Union extinct, Saddam Hussein defeated, and U.S. power at its zenith, the early 1990s promised a “kinder, gentler America.” Instead, it was a period of rising anger and domestic turmoil, anticipating the polarization and resurgent extremism we know today. In When the Clock Broke, the acclaimed political writer John Ganz tells the story of America’s late-century discontents. Ranging from upheavals in Crown Heights and Los Angeles to the advent of David Duke and the heartland survivalists, the broadcasts of Rush Limbaugh, and the bitter disputes between neoconservatives and the “paleo-con” right, Ganz immerses us in a time when what Philip Roth called the “indigenous American berserk” took new and ever-wilder forms. In the 1992 campaign, Pat Buchanan's and Ross Perot’s insurgent populist bids upended the political establishment, all while Americans struggled through recession, alarm about racial and social change, the specter of a new power in Asia, and the end of Cold War–era political norms. Conspiracy theories surged, and intellectuals and activists strove to understand the “Middle American Radicals” whose alienation fueled new causes. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton appeared to forge a new, vital center, though it would not hold for long. In a rollicking, eye-opening book, Ganz narrates the fall of the Reagan order and the rise of a new and more turbulent America."}
+{"text":"Books to cure my depression?"}
+{"text":"What a surprise that the guy who wrote \"prob\" outs himself to be an annoying retard. It's just one word! Who cares! That's so innocuous! He who is retarded in small things is retarded in many things."}
+{"text":"nothing comfortable about depression chud"}
+{"text":"Depressed people only ever come from comfortable backgrounds. It's a bourgeois disease. In the middle of the 20th century there was a war in which 50 million people died, and hundreds of millions suffered hardship and bereavement. Yet afterwards there was no epidemic of \"muh depression.\" They just got on with rebuilding their lives. tl;dr - you're just a whiny faggot who has never known true adversity."}
+{"text":"You should watch the tv show Alone. Life tends to be interpreted through your current situation. Most people that have immediate needs will not have time for depressing thoughts. Your brain changes its focus based on circumstance. Depression usually means that someone has the time available to dwell on abstract thought. I have been depressed myself. It feels like you can barely move. It was also at a time when I wasnt required to do anything, so I could fall into that state. It is kind of hard to even give advice to someone stuck with a mental illness without receiving scorn, so I'm not expecting anything here. Lifting is what cured mine. If a depressed person can find something to latch onto, they can ride it out. The problem is when one is at the bottom of a hole, it is difficult to imagine getting out. You stop believing in a way up."}
+{"text":"Let me guess, you're brown? Depression is a white phenomenon, you will simply never understand it."}
+{"text":"Forget about the meme book, read up on Hesiod."}
+{"text":"You convinced me to read this and god old people used to speak like ESL's. Every time they change the topic they say stuff like \"And I shall tell you the next lesson truthfully and with much supreme discussion that it would be like a gift..\" It just sounds like an Indian going \"My saar listen I am give you best deal this shop am best in Calcutta listen close!\""}
+{"text":"Your mind is soiled."}
+{"text":"are you hmong?"}
+{"text":"the NEET chud fears this epic poem"}
+{"text":"we get it, you're based and white"}
+{"text":"Lit noob here. I was wondering what the general consensus on Kafka was. I personally have loved the works of his I’ve read so far but recently seen a few posts criticising him/criticising top 100 lists for having too many of his works. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"pissing on his grave right now wanna join as friends of course?"}
+{"text":"but anon that's exactly what /lit/ consists of"}
+{"text":"He's good but let's be honest pretty boring"}
+{"text":"Kafka refused to publish anything until he was completely satisfied with it so he himself would dislike his presence there, he wanted his unfinished work burned. Amerika is a fantastic read though and hugely influential on novels like Invisible Man. Kafka had never been to Amerika and it existed to him as an exotic land which makes his portrait of it rather intriguing. It is the land of absolute promise and absolute disillusionment, although it is his only story with an intended happy ending"}
+{"text":"I havent opened a single book since the end of last year"}
+{"text":"Hey, not bad. The only book in the top 100 I finished is Alice in Wonderland."}
+{"text":"ive read Martyr!, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, and Wuthering Heights so far this year. I need something really good next cuz I read some heaters in December and none of those 3 really hit that hard"}
+{"text":"Very deep analysis Very Lovecraftian Not at all retarded.... You're a fucking, pathetic retard"}
+{"text":"You're fucking illiterate, saar."}
+{"text":"i have never opened a book since secondary school (except college textbooks) i dont even know what i am doing here"}
+{"text":"I think /lit/ should read this book."}
+{"text":"\"Oh, they're so sexy! Sluts! Oh, but they bring life into the world! Forever alone! ;_; Oh, but they're so stupid and weak! Why do I still want one?\" Sexy Just a piece of meat whose shape make the subnormie dick hp boing boing. If you get aroused by lumps of fat you're a fucking retard. They bring life Merely an incubator on legs. The ancients of all nations considered that the true essence of life was hidden in the seed and a woman was nothing but a field. They're stupid and weak Indeed they are indeed. If you want a woman and can endure loneliness, you're worthless subhuman Jeet who goes into agony without the presence of people and something wet and warm around his dick. And there's no mystery of women. This whole mystery is shit is just normies having physiological and hormonal reactions at the sights of fat lumps and being unable to understand the simple biological reason for such reaction and creating fake metaphysics out of visual cues."}
+{"text":"Glad to see more of this. Fimbulvetr will be here soon enough and all of our retarded illusions will be broken on the back of reality's cold skin"}
+{"text":"why"}
+{"text":"Looks like a cross between a porno and an art film. No thanks."}
+{"text":"The ancients of all nations considered that the true essence of life was hidden in MUH SEMEN Turns out they were wrong. Hey bby, I ain't mystified... Yeah, you're just especially stupid Ah, refreshing stupidity. Love to see it. [Norse pagan LARPer] Stupidity will ensure lowering birthrates"}
+{"text":"This book is less about the actions of a retarded man and more about the retarded behavior of mobs who throw a disabled man under a bus because we have to defend heckin females. I hated Steinbeck as a kid and still do, either his books are incredibly boring or downright offensive. Sometimes both. The pinnacle of banality, borrowing a sentiment from Hannah Arendt."}
+{"text":"Is Dave Masters meant to symbolize Stoner's passivity and regret? This guy was a chad who wasn't afraid to say what he thinks and step out of his comfort zone while Stoner was a fucking pussy. Throughout the book it is implied Stoner quite never forgets about him and, in fact, he still misses him. But I think him still thinking about Masters signifies he's aware of his inaction and knows that ,if he was a bit more like Masters, his life would be significantly better. The fact that his friend is gone saddens just a much as the fact that he could never get over himself"}
+{"text":"I'd kill the word \"symbolize.\" I don't think Masters is a symbol of anything, this isn't Romanticism. That said, you're getting the same thing out of the book that I did. Stoner is talented and a good man at his core, but he's an NPC and is allergic to exercising free will. The world just happens to him. The opening line of the book tells you that Stoner is a failure, I'm always mystified when people believe that Stoner the character is admirable or imitable. Masters is imitable. Surely the world happens to Masters sometimes, but also Masters happens to the world. Stoner appears to recognize and admire this, but absent any introspection it's not clear to the reader the exact reason that Stoner never tries to assert himself on the world until it's too late and he fights for a better work schedule or whatever meaningless dispute he had at the end of his life."}
+{"text":"but absent any introspection it's not clear to the reader the exact reason that Stoner never tries to assert himself on the world until it's too late Yeah, I do wonder why its never explained why hes so passive"}
+{"text":"Masters dies. Presumably horrifically, for a pointless war. I agree with the comparison of him being a more daring Stoner, but we can't ignore that his boldness was ultimately in vain."}
+{"text":"To die like a man than to live like a coward"}
+{"text":"From what I remember about the novel (it’s been years since I read it) I think Masters showcases a form of dramatic irony: he’s cynically cautious yet dies in the war, whereas the other guy (forgot his name… Gordon?) is overly ambitious and naïve about the war yet survives it."}
+{"text":"since the battle lines are being drawn once again, which is the better skill to have? intellectual rigor or writing prowess/literary skill?"}
+{"text":"Pretentious garbage"}
+{"text":"man can only be lazy at work if negation is freedom then freedom changes a man Don't worry op, nothing happened."}
+{"text":"Dozens of threads exactly like this one have been posted and 0% have yielded any interesting or useful responses. It's a proxy for political shitflinging between basedence midwits and literary psueds, i.e. blue versus red. Have you considered that the reason why no interesting answers are ever given is that it's a dumb question for people who don't read?"}
+{"text":"Well I could go elsewhere but calling people \"nigger\" as a joke gets you banned in those places."}
+{"text":"The two are not mutually exclusive."}
+{"text":"Do you think it's possible nowadays to create new Greek/Roman myths, as the medievals did?"}
+{"text":"None of that is going to be remembered, just like literary phenomenon from the last century has already been forgotten."}
+{"text":"apollo and hyacinthus new I have no idea what they have to do with whatever \"BOM\" may mean"}
+{"text":"New Greek/Roman myths As [not the Greeks/Romans] did ?"}
+{"text":"Les Mouches is a guilty pleasure of mine"}
+{"text":"Troilus belongs to Achilles harem"}
+{"text":"Is there an app like Tachiyomi, but for Books? Its not that I dont know where to get books for free, its moreso that I dont really have an organized and sorted place to put them that feels dedicated to the books. I've given up on physical books, thinking they would force me to read more, but there are too many inconveniences, like weight, reading at night and the need for light, holding it in a comfortable position etc. Which is really sad, because it never used to feel like this when I was younger, none of these used to be \"problems\" or concerns somehow. But it is what it is. I don't actually believe that online reading will be anymore successful, but its worked for manga, maybe itll work for full blown books and novels"}
+{"text":"Install ReadEra. Its the best epub reader and you can organize books by authors, categories and such."}
+{"text":"yup thanks"}
+{"text":"Manga Fuck off back to /a/ where you belong, scum."}
+{"text":"anime website"}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"Why isn't Islamic literature part of the Western Canon? The West literally uses the numbers of Arabs. Why can't it read their books?"}
+{"text":"If I said \"Christian literature\" that includes things as diverse as the English Paradise Lost, the Italian Divine Comedy, Latin works, German, French, and Spanish."}
+{"text":"Christianity itself transcends language, where Islam is principally Arabic"}
+{"text":"Nabataean Agriculture Suhrawardi The Arabic Philosophers (except aforementioned) are just ancient neoplatonism but worse. Best Islamic texts are in Persian (Rumi)."}
+{"text":"I guess Picatrix. But that's really just an elaborate translation."}
+{"text":"should i learn arabic first before diving head first into any arabic literature? or is the translation of any not lost between two or more?"}
+{"text":"destroys your philosopher"}
+{"text":"Petah, what aren't you writing more epistles? Don't tell me a dog ate ya epistle again Oh like that time you wrote that epistle against circumcision and I ate it and we couldn't send it for days after that?"}
+{"text":"destroys your philosopher hey, don't do that!"}
+{"text":"be christian be boring die"}
+{"text":"Pray more. God will start showing you he is real. Also talk to a priest and look into miracles (there's a lot in Catholicism)."}
+{"text":"Repent. Humani Generis is the document on this."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for books for actual intellectuals and smart people like pic related. And not Philosophical works because they are the lowest tier of \"intellectualism\". I can even proof it. Math > Physics > Chemistry > Biology > Psychology > Sociology >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Philosophy. So no need to apply. Only serious works."}
+{"text":"I found it fascinating but it probably depends on your interests."}
+{"text":"public education Grim."}
+{"text":"We need more of it. Well funded of course. Also public libraries. Don't be a pleb."}
+{"text":"intellectual and smart? perhaps wise? oh ho ho ho no"}
+{"text":"if you want smart books then read textbooks, not popsci shit"}
+{"text":"holy fucking shit YES"}
+{"text":"Convince me to peru se this book."}
+{"text":"I dunno, anon.. the title itself is full of typos"}
+{"text":"Would make a kino cover for Under the Volcano"}
+{"text":"Haven’t read this one but The Feast of the Goat was pretty intense"}
+{"text":"It' Garcia Marquez. Garcia is the patronymic surname, Marquez is the matronymic. If you are using only one you use Garcia."}
+{"text":"I can't concentrate on reading, I prefer to spend hours watching TikTok. My organization is terrible, I forget what page I'm on Could you help me?"}
+{"text":"My organization is terrible, I forget what page I'm on bookmark I can't concentrate on reading, I prefer to spend hours watching TikTok bullet"}
+{"text":"Yeah kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else get demoralized thinking about how insanely difficult it is to make it as a writer? Very few writers in history are remembered today, 99% of old books are forgotten. And although more people today are literate, literature is less influential than ever before. No one waits for a great novel, no one consults writers as invaluable sources of guidance or intellect. If you write nowadays it's basically just for a small audience of women who like fantasy and romance."}
+{"text":"You don't need to be influential or remembered to \"make it.\" Nobody will remember the femslop but the authors of it are the ones who have \"made it\" today."}
+{"text":"OPs attitude is totally distorted. He thinks writing is like starting a digital advertising business"}
+{"text":"When mu shitposts get a couple of (you)s thats enough for me"}
+{"text":"We know"}
+{"text":"Writers write because they have something they must get out"}
+{"text":"I feel like when you get to the point where your \"ideal society\" has industrial-scale infanticide done in secret by a shadow-government that \"eyeballs\" the worth of each baby you need to take a step back, give yourself a good slap and come back down to reality. Also no Plato you can't fuck your fucking sister, even if Delphi approves!"}
+{"text":"i do in fact believe that infanticide is pretty normal, because it is pretty normal."}
+{"text":"Disgusting freak..."}
+{"text":"I read eleven books of this faggot and all his writings seem to me like a big evil mush... like he was saying : \"Here have something to think about you retarded faggots\"... and I think he doesn't even want to hide that by his own words..."}
+{"text":"Mom I posted it again"}
+{"text":"Holden Whomst?"}
+{"text":"I've never personally found any argument against suicide that really convinces me. The more philosophy I read, the more many common objections seem based on instinct or emotion rather than careful reasoning. When people call suicide \"murder\" or \"unnatural\" they often ignore that a right to life should also include the right to give it up, and that nature itself isn't a moral authority. If it were, we wouldn't use medicine to prevent or delay natural deaths. The claim that suicide is selfish also feels very one-sided. It can just as easily be seen as selfish to expect someone to keep living with unbearable mental or physical suffering simply so others don't have to feel grief. None of us chose to be born, and being stuck in a life that has become intolerable is a tragedy, not a moral failure. I think society has a strong optimism bias that makes people assume life is better than it really is for everyone. When someone experiences life mainly as a heavy burden, ending their life can be a rational way to take back control over something they never chose."}
+{"text":"impact on the world There is no impact on the world. What matters is the world's impact on you. When you die, the world ceases to impact you. The question is whether you reasonably believe you would appreciate your projected future interactions with the world."}
+{"text":"if there is no argument against it why are you still alive"}
+{"text":"dying hurts and is really scary :("}
+{"text":"I wasted my young adulthood and now I must kill myself yet I never will and instead will keep talking about doing it. Par for the course. There are people who just go straight into work the moment they leave school and are happy as fuck because they don't dwell on useless bullshit and instead go \"I want x and I will work towards it\" I know people doing law in their 30s, changing careers at 50 etc. There's no real limit to anything. Everything in that sense is imaginary and your own conceptions and every time an exception is shown it usually reverts to \"well that's okay for them but I'm different because....\""}
+{"text":"The pain of regret is so massive. I don't know how to let go. I've been so cringe for so long"}
+{"text":"Debut book First chapter First paragraph First damn sentence Talks about the feet of teenage girls Why can't foot freaks just control themselves?"}
+{"text":"Footfags, I kneel."}
+{"text":"I know."}
+{"text":"Fetishism is jew-coded behavior."}
+{"text":"I'm not into feet at all but tactically deployed barefootedness in an otherwise clothed setting where you wouldn't really expect it can be incredibly erotic for some reason. I have no idea why. Like in those talk shows for women where they like to make the atmosphere more casual with outdoor settings, bean bag chairs and buddha statues and shit."}
+{"text":"Casanova and Pushkin both had long digressions about the importance of feet"}
+{"text":"Aquatic Creatures Edition prev:"}
+{"text":"you are still madly hysterical wat"}
+{"text":"I remember the first time I ever heard an Iron Maiden song was while playing SSX3 (it was \"Run to the Hills\")."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"Admit it, the only reason you dont like this book is because the author is a gay jew. The book is fucking kino."}
+{"text":"that's not what he says—did you actually read it or do you have a reading comprehension problem?"}
+{"text":"It is exactly what he says both explicitly and implicitly and you are a retard to not catch up"}
+{"text":"what kind of sapiens are we talking here? ... is it HOMO sapiens perhaps? hahahahaaa"}
+{"text":"Yeah Sapiens isn't too offensive. He should be drawn and quartered for his other books"}
+{"text":"I don't like it because it's made up nonsense real historians don't agree with designed to manipulate you Why don't you admit that you like it because it fits neatly into your confirmation bias"}
+{"text":"Why don't we have fun little esoteric worlbuilding projects like this one going on on /tg/ right now? It's an important part of fictional writing after all."}
+{"text":"Naked Lunch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Any more books with crazy reptilian drug-induced hallucinations?"}
+{"text":"The Bible"}
+{"text":"Worldbuilding is gay. Focus on characters, focus on conflict, focus on prose, focus on the fucking plot. Nobody gives a shit about what happened 2,000 years ago, or your shitty queer map, or that you named a king that doesnt even appear in the story, or how your weather system works, or your fictional language that isnt even a fucking language it's just a cypher. You guys are like motor enthusiasts who obsess over customizing with dumb spoilers and wings and rims, but you dont even know how to drive a goddamn car. I read a story by a \"worldbuilder\" last week. The first chapter was introducing magic systems and politics and different realms and plot twists and it didnt even bother establishing a single character. It was a painful read."}
+{"text":"You are simply reading shit stories. \"All Tomorrows\" is a great scifi novel and it's 90% plotless and characterless worldbuilding by volume. There are a bunch of compelling worldbuilding projects right now that simply serve as an interconnected setting for an artists work, picrel on jewtube comes to mind."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah."}
+{"text":"God I hate Analytic Philosophy. Not only is most of it pseud bullshit but it's also originated some of the most gay and annoying ideas in human history. Look, just study Continental Philosophy, it's semantically rigorous and is written in language used by humans. You actually have to be non-autistic to study it."}
+{"text":"Spooked"}
+{"text":"it is rigorous in the field of semantics-as in \"pertaining to meaning\""}
+{"text":"You don't know what you are talking about do you?"}
+{"text":"\"semantics\"-as in \"pertaining to meaning\" i know what i meant and i think it parses. welcome to continental philosophy, bitch"}
+{"text":"How will analyticfags ever recover"}
+{"text":"I thought this board was supposed to be high IQ so I tried to do a little social test by posting the most retarded, but also most obvious bait imaginable. I tried to specifically craft in such a way that it would be obvious that it's bait. And somehow, /lit/ failed my test. You engaged with the low quality bait post earnestly instead of letting it die. You disappointed me, /lit/."}
+{"text":"This board was already semi-dead post-hack and the new captcha was just the final nail in the coffin, the truth is that people who actually engage with their interests (whether it's games, movies or literature) are doing just that, they don't need to shitpost on a dead board full of performative idiots as a substitute for socialization, as a matter of fact if you are reading this post then (You), yes (You), are part of the problem. Go read a fucking book. Not sure what you tried to achieve or prove, congratulations on the (You)s from the 4.5 faggots that are still shitposting here for some reason I guess."}
+{"text":"whether it's game To be fair with games, if you don't have shitloads of cash, you can't really engage with them properly anymore. So it's no wonder why /v/ is in such a sorry state."}
+{"text":"too low IQ to appreciate bait Many such cases."}
+{"text":"Engaging is engaging. I don't care if it is bait. I will craft a tidy response to suit your bait's needs. I will sharpen my teeth on it and consume it with delight."}
+{"text":"/lit/ deserves nothing less than low effort shiyposts"}
+{"text":"To Lord Byron in the Wilderness.—What dost thou here, Elijah? Can a Poet doubt the Visions of Jehovah? Nature has no Outline; But Imagination has. Nature has no Time; but Imagination has. Nature has no Supernatural, and dissolves; Imagination is Eternity."}
+{"text":"y would an eternal thing have time and an outline makes no fucking sense"}
+{"text":"read Parmenides"}
+{"text":"rhymes eye with simmetry into the trash he goes"}
+{"text":"Imagination to Blake is the rich individual perception of a particular human being. Time is a man-made concept, it doesn't exist outside the imagination. Similarly, nature has an outline only in the imagination of the perceiver. We choose how we want to interpret the world."}
+{"text":"there has to be one uncaused cause for this world to exist... I. either this cause is in fact this world itself by coming into existence out of nothing, that means. uncaused... II. or there is a first uncaused cause that always existed and caused this word to be... now we go with the more easy solution which is number one because we don't need an infinite thing to exist in addition to every thing else... in fact this infinite thing could be nothing but this world, too... so if it is infinite or not there probably is nothing more than this world"}
+{"text":"ahahahahah he thinks steady-staters are accepted budy, you can be a southern Baptist \"PUT THEM HANDS ON ME HEAL ME BROTHER!\" charismatic and get a job doing physics so long as you keep it separate from work. but if theres so much as a whiff of big bang denial/ alt-sci like that, you better get your lingo up to date, because you're going to be unc status teaching alphys that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell in a north dakota cornfield"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"/sci/ has long project timelines and requires a lot of investment to get anything done. flipping from theory to theory like you can in the humanities with a few edits isn't feasible, so there is a lot of dogma policing, and unlike humanities, everyone needs to be on the same page because these demands are so high."}
+{"text":"this question is addressed in picrel. dropping in < 1 week"}
+{"text":"stop spamming this in every thread you colossal faggot, get rectal cancer instead"}
+{"text":"Honest thoughts on him?"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t call him liberal or conservative. I also don’t think him being interested in the nazi party was an edgelord gaffe as he portrays it Ham on Rye. He was clearly dodging the draft and being tailed by the FBI because he had some affinity for the Germans and his heritage. His politics were probably most like Celine’s minus the schizoid antisemitism."}
+{"text":"minus the schizoid antisemitism. without the best part"}
+{"text":"the modern Homer. too based for this world"}
+{"text":"Ham on Rye and Factotum were his best works as far as I'm concerned. Poetry is gay"}
+{"text":"why are the bukowski hate rates suddenly so low?"}
+{"text":"Searle, it alleged, 'acted as if the assault had never happened' and reduced her salary by more than fifty per cent without an explanation. The suit claims Searle behaved inappropriately and 'would occasionally ask Ong to log into a \"Sugar Baby, Sugar Daddy\" website for him, which she refused to do'. Ong once allegedly brought up American Imperialism. Searle, the suit says, responded: 'American Imperialism? Oh boy, that sounds great honey! Let's go to bed and do that right now!' The professor watched pornography on his laptop computer in front of Ong with the volume on, the suit also claims."}
+{"text":"The Chinese Room argument suddenly has a very different coloring."}
+{"text":"lmao Quite simply, the Chinese Room is when I bring my Chinese assistant into a locked room and molest her while she reads filthy messages in Chinese dropped into the room through a slot and then responds to them, also in Chinese. this proves something about philosophy or how chinks are all little sluts, or something, whatever, don't climb up my ass Joanna, get your ass over here! We're doing the Room again!"}
+{"text":"I almost thought this was about Walter J. Ong. Then I was like \"that can't be right\""}
+{"text":"LMAO Walter, get on that sugar baby website for me!"}
+{"text":"He'd probably talk about the hermeneutics of porn media"}
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+{"text":"Hopefully that's due to Yanaka's influence. Maybe he'll even tell Takahashi not to redeem NOX."}
+{"text":"Maybe he'll even tell Takahashi not to redeem NOX I mean Nox is antagonistic since he's on the opposing side, but just one Baku said he's not the enemy. Even in the transformation lesson, he's shown caring for Baku and Kureha. He's definitely becoming an ally sooner or later, it's Takahashi tends to write antagonists with secret agendas as full on villains committing evil acts. Takahashi's kinda pulling an Inoue but poorly with Nox too since instead of just explaining his side, he's just being vague for no reason which is a criticism a lot of Japanese fans are having."}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"We see them play basketball but there is no boing-boing :("}
+{"text":"Yeah, it looks like Nemu is the source of the Nightmares. In the ep19 trailer, she's telling Baku that the Nightmares might be coming out of the depths of her psyche."}
+{"text":"retarded designs multiverse plot and nostalgia baiting Hmm, I wonder where this could have come from- Hideaki Anno worked on it HAHAHAHA, OF COURSE. The usual suspect, your smoking gun hack."}
+{"text":"I felt this exact same way about the Eva movies. The winds must be shifting."}
+{"text":"and Tsurumaki was of course tagging along with Anno BUT OF COURSE! OH MY GOD... Get these fucking faggots away from everything, Christ."}
+{"text":"and basically no reason to have massive wars with mechs in space That's one of the weird bits about GQuuux, the wider conflict is the internal Zeon split between Kycilia's faction/Gihren's faction/Char and Challia's vaguely defined Newtype insurrection But, as with everything else in GQuuux, there's too much shit going on all the time so it's all half-baked. Gihren's faction are only really a factor at all in 3 episodes (leaking info to Bask Ep7 > poisoning GFred pilots Ep8 > getting completely wiped out in under 6 minutes Ep10) and don't really add anything to the series. They don't have any ideas to tie into the big themes, they don't really have any developed characters, they don't even get a proper battle sequence. They just end up being an excuse to do more references (Bask Om! Big Zams! \"Even the Supreme Commander can't be forgiven for patricide!\")"}
+{"text":"I feel bad for this cast, they deserve to be in something better"}
+{"text":"-=READ THE GUIDES=- Welcome to the Gunpla/Plamo General! For those new, please read our guides. We have many resources available to help you in many different aspects of the hobby. They're here for you! For the unclear, \"plamo\" is short for \"plastic model\". \"Gunpla\" is thus short for \"Gundam plastic model\". Many different kinds of models are built here, ranging from mecha to planes, cars, musume, you name it! If you're new, you're gonna screw up. Don't worry! If you're seasoned, don't make the newbies worry! And don't forget to report shitposting and spam. The mods don't browse /m/ too often, so it's up to YOU to help keep our general clean and civil! Why won't anyone answer my question? Be more specific, and try to provide clear images if you can. Why are my pictures sideways? 4chan strips EXIF data when images are uploaded, including the orientation tag if it's from your phone. To fix it save out your images separately, or use an app that will rotate and save the images for you. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I decided to go for the R-Gray 0 color scheme, and the in-game model has an orange cockpit which I think works well with other colors"}
+{"text":"The rubber bits of my MG Alex are still undisintegrated after 20 years Probably better to find something else to worry about"}
+{"text":"How is the color? I know the rubber parts on wing zero yellow really badly."}
+{"text":"They're grey in the first place so it's not a huge deal"}
+{"text":"I thought he might have been one of those people who gets clear plastic pieces and then clearcoats them for no reason"}
+{"text":"Why can't mechafags ever actually prove that Evangelion isn't unique? I always hear how some other show did one aspect of Eva, maybe, in one episode out of 50 They never, ever directly state what shows are Eva before Eva, but they claim they exist"}
+{"text":"the main problem with eva is that its popular"}
+{"text":"Explain the yuri"}
+{"text":"Japan would be nowhere in terms of popularity or fondness if they didn't copy everything they possibly could from the Europeans. I laugh when pretentious hacks like Hideako Anno say that \"outsiders must adapt\" when he built a literal fortune on plagiarizing and bastardizing outsider ideas and iconography. It's actually even worse because Evangelion is the literal pic related of Japanese media."}
+{"text":"she isn't, marbet doesn't have the same psychological issues, in V Gundam she's the only stable adult in Uso's life and the ideal woman."}
+{"text":"Japan is the Britain of Asia"}
+{"text":"Happy new year's eve anons. Hideaki Anno is a genius."}
+{"text":"AI slop Rei has more expression in 5 seconds then her 2d counterpart has in 52 episodes and 6 feature films."}
+{"text":"depends on her race a little. white women taste like old butter or sour cream, hispanic women taste similar but more cheesy, black women also taste kinda similar but more vinegar-y, indian/arab/middle eastern women also have a vinegar taste but sometimes a little 'spicier' (think turmeric), mainland asian women have a more earthy cheesy flavor and southeast asian women probably have the most neutral taste so whatever their sweat/BO smells like their feet will also taste like"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep making the same mistake? It wasn't funny the first time."}
+{"text":"Humanity keep making the same mistakes."}
+{"text":"So it's even worse than the (pathetically overused) term \"slop\" implies."}
+{"text":"Who is the best pilot in Brain Powerd? Who has the coolest mecha? Who is the best girl? And why the answer to these 3 questions is Kanan Gimms? Brain Powerd Thread, I'm on ep. 22 and I'm really enjoying it"}
+{"text":"I disagree almost completely outside of the animation, it's an S tier show with C tier animation. It's not just about motherhood. Themes like identity, environmentalism, cult indoctrination, death and rebirth cycle are also quite prominent. It's a multi-generational story about relationship between children and their parents. Hime is the mc, even more so than Yuu. In a show where various characters are grappling with their strained parent-child relationship, she stands out for being an orphan who has lived with many parents. She is not a Mary Sue, just a more honest girl, not jaded by shitty parenting. Anoa's redemption at the end is like one of the best things ever from Tomino anime. Jonathan is so fucking overhyped by supposed fans, it's not even funny. He is great and fun to watch, but he is barely in the front and center outside of some episodes. Calling Quincy a female Jonathan is completely missing her character. Higgins, Kanan, Kant etc are all really good side characters that either embody the themes of the show or just fun to watch. It sounds like you are just watching the show through 'hehe mommy issues amirite' meme lens than actually absorbing and engaging with it honestly."}
+{"text":"Themes like identity, environmentalism, cult indoctrination, death and rebirth cycle are also quite prominent. Dunno about prominent but they're all handled horribly, having a couple of episodes about Orphan emitting biowaves that make flowers grow and Brains being happy around flowers doesn't really give much food for thought, if any, cult indoctrination is more relevant when it's other rants about the USA rather than Orphan and the Grand Chers emitting literal mind control brainwaves that brainwash you into being tools and proxies for Orphan, again, not much food for thought there even with Iiko going through a detox session on the Novis Noa and ultimately failing because she's too mentally scarred by then. You can't make any solid argument about cult indoctrination in a show with literal magic brainwashing only Yuu sort of escapes from because he's the main character and also a legit schizo, Victory makes for a more compelling watch if you want that, so does Turn A or even Xabungle. In a show where various characters are grappling with their strained parent-child relationship, she stands out for being an orphan who has lived with many parents. And what exactly does Hime DO with that? Unlike Yuu Hime never struggles with anything, she doesn't grow through the show either, she doesn't have any real relationship or discourse with other characters including Yuu himself who tiptoes between incredibly awkward random kisses and constant antisocial bitch fits that make Kamille look like a normal person. Hime merely exists as a model for Tomino to use in contrast to horrible bitches like Midori, nevermind how Orphan magically reunites her with her actual mother through magic memory mumbo jumbo and makes her cry like a baby about it which makes the \"many moms and dads\" point rather null because ultimately Hime WAS implicitly just as weak as everyone else to the whole parent complex deal but conveniently avoids dealing with that until the show's over."}
+{"text":"but he is barely in the front and center outside of some episodes. Because he's the main villain. Even so Jonathan is the one character in the entire show who goes through actual growth, has his views challenged constantly, both directly and indirectly and he ultimately comes to terms with his own mistakes, Jonathan is always coherent to his character unlike Yuu who is incredibly poorly written and acts as a raw mouthpiece for Tomino more than anything. Iiko goes through very similar hardships, she struggles to deal with her own feelings, her shitty parents and Orphan's brainwashing, she goes through a detox cycle that ultimately fails and then a deep memory dive into her grandma's memories as to better understand not just her own situation but her grandmother's and her mother's, and even so much like Jonathan's that only further amplifies her initial stance on things rather than changing it, up to the point she fuses with Orphan to become her antibody until Hime (and Yuu) talk Orphan out of it all. Anoa's redemption at the end is like one of the best things ever from Tomino anime. I have no idea how you can ever say this when Jonathan himself bursts out laughing at the bitter irony and absurdity of it all, Anoa was a mentally broken husk who turned herself into a Char clone and started a genocidal plan because she thought that giving control of Orphan to Jonathan would make him happy and make up for the shitty childhood he had, Anoa up to the very end was still a shitty mother incapable of actually relating to her son and still engaging in her distorted, one way relationship with him to such lengths Jonathan himself could only laugh at how absurd the whole thing was and how he could only vaguely relate to his own mother when she was desperately trying to be somebody else, the only good thing about it is that Jonathan ultimately gets some peace of mind by finally getting a glimpse of (psychopathic) motherly love from that, but it's still rather awkward."}
+{"text":"How many shows was Sunrise making in 1998? Apparently this was being broadcast at the same time as Bebop and Outlaw Star."}
+{"text":"Higgins, Kanan, Kant etc are all really good side characters that either embody the themes of the show or just fun to watch. No. Higgins is less of a character than Sheila, he's less of a character than fucking Rass and neither are particularly interesting or relevant through the show, her honest and simple love story is quite nice in a show full of psychotic characters but that doesn't make interesting. Kant is a fetish character and an exposition machine that doesn't really mean much in the bigger picture, he's as interesting and compelling as a character for the general narrative as Nakki is, which means not much. Kanan is again, somebody who starts out great, has some good moments in the early episodes but then stops existing the moment the twin Brains come out and she starts her relationship with Rass, after that she's just a background figure and her entire relationship with Yuu stops existing until a very brief moment during Iiko's detox arc being the only exception, Tomino could have done so much more with her but alas. It sounds like you are just watching the show through 'hehe mommy issues amirite' meme lens Because there's nothing else of substance to the show, I like BP because I like Tomino and his rants but it's easily his worst show outside of Garzey's Wings, it's a rushed, incoherent mess that doesn't know what it wants to do and ultimately goes nowhere, it doesn't even have many good moments unlike his other shows, it's unfocused, horribly animated when it is animated in the first place and more interesting as a sort of diary on Tomino's mind more than anything else. The music is exceptional and it boasts both Nagano and Inomata as designers (even though the show itself does them exactly zero justice), it's super fun if you're into Tomino's work, but it's objectively incredibly flawed and poorly written outside of some very specific parts that do not really save the show as a whole."}
+{"text":"Hard scifi spacecraft from the near or distant future.no such thing as magic gravity plating,faster than light engines or teleporters."}
+{"text":"I think anon question is more about the \"camouflage\", WWII style. OP pic is about hiding point-defenses to make harder to know what it is equipped with, if you relied on a purely visual analysis. But it's IMO silly because it would not be difficult to get a 3D reconstruction in any resolution if you cared to do so. If you can build nuclear warship, you can cheaply spam networked sensors able to read fine print from the other side of the solar system. Plus, said spaceship would spend long enough in service and in travel to be fully analyzed, if a spy didn't send you its full specs before it was even built. Ironically, whoever made this pic tried too hard to match the NASApunk visual code for realism. If you really want to hide your equipment: put a cover on it. Even fabric will do and be worth the extra kilo. Unlike naval ship it won't have to resist harsh weather and would even help with thermal management (consider the JWST sunshield), cooling the fabric would be easier and protect the structure from thermal fatigue and stuff. So we could get cool looking edgy spaceship without stealth being an option. Once you realize the futility of stealth in space, you can make the interior of your ship the mystery . Thrusters exhaust will give away the mass of a spaceship, but who knows if it is full of missiles or full of assault pods to take over space-greenland?"}
+{"text":"Once you realize the futility of stealth in space I don't think it's that futile. We have stealth aircraft because of geometry and materials. If your sensors get blinded/jammed, then how do you get accurate target confirmation at such distances in the hundreds of kilometers? What if you designed your ship to look like a harmless asteroid passing by or hide/ride the tail of a comet? Sounds like a creativity problem."}
+{"text":"I want more ship like in Avatar with the engine at the front"}
+{"text":"The biggest problem with Orion was that it represented a dominant USA. That rubs some people wrong regardless of technical ability or environmental concerns, real or feigned. Change the machine and the reaction will not change."}
+{"text":"No dub EVER. Deal with it."}
+{"text":"Here's the thing though. I don't think the new characters' designs are meant to attract fujoshi, I think it's to attract children Considering the main character mercilessly and violently cut down people in the first episode I don't know if I agree with that assertion"}
+{"text":"Plus their collab using 80s music. It's definitely not meant for children."}
+{"text":"Less violent, I'm disappoint. Please give me more human sacks exploding into red juice."}
+{"text":"Is it the best Zeon mobile suits?"}
+{"text":"equivalent More a spiritual successor since the Vertex's ambac was derived from GDP data"}
+{"text":"Getting really tired of the Japanese coming up with new reasons about why Zeon lost the war. Gelgoog was delayed by 2 weeks. It could have turned the tied. Colony Laser just needed one more blast to win. Zeon was so close. They mass produce enough mobile armors. The United maintenance plan was delayed Zeon should have made more Zudahs and limited the engine. Zeon should have made more Jotunheim cannons to snipe Federation fleets Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cash money from milking the OWY and cultural memory of The War. If the Yamoto had just sortied at Midway..."}
+{"text":"People are questioning why the Titans gassed an oppressed colony simply exerting its universally recognized sovereignty after using the same accusations of genocide and victimhood to wage a deadly solar systemic conflict for our supposed freedom. It’s bringing all factions together on the Feddy question. Everyone is saying Char was right about the feddies and demands a return to the old ways, against old enemies."}
+{"text":"Zeon should have made more Zudahs and limited the engine. Agreed. [5% discount coupon on Zimmad maintenance services has been deposited to my account]"}
+{"text":"Hard mode update came out I still won’t buy this game until a mod or update lets me play as a real mecha, I refuse to play as a terminator humandface clanker"}
+{"text":"Can't say I'm a fan of Jane Dolls Nest being the one to get a kit. She pretty much just looks like a Frame Arm Girl. Wish it was Hati, Leki, Vorg, Yodo or Gilli Velli to have gotten the kit instead. They have more unique silhouettes. Hati looks like a less goofy witch from Strike Witches and pretty much everyone I mentioned is essentially a mecha musume NEXT. I might change my mind on the kit if they have that moonlight butterfly half-wing for the laserblade as one of the attachments though."}
+{"text":"all these cool mechanical parts attached to what looks like a little girl I played this game through multiple times already and despite knowing that they're basically terminators wearing fake skin, I still just can't take this anywhere near as seriously as I'm apparently expected to."}
+{"text":"I want the NEXT movement bug from the demo back so fucking hard, at least in some form"}
+{"text":"Well, theoretically, if you could reliably replicate what was happening with the numbers, you could make a mod out of that. The question is if anyone's going to bother."}
+{"text":"the figure that the Ota Yojo (the games director/concept creator), Nitroplus and GSC released before the game was originally Japanese only as well"}
+{"text":"thread for one of the best /m/ franchise. hope we get some news about EZY that bucchi is supposed to direct."}
+{"text":"TV timeline is so much better than OVA timeline"}
+{"text":"Macross Zero benefitted from the backgrounds and CGI textures all being stylized to look like model kit box art."}
+{"text":"get to meet Clancy Her fucking voice, holy shit I love it"}
+{"text":"The voice of Clancy"}
+{"text":"no? To even have a chance at hurting a single BETA you need bomber-level payloads, you're not doing shit with a grenade strapped to a quadcopter. And anything large enough to fly over the treeline gets LASER'd. Even if you could make car-sides drone that kamikaze'd and took aout a single tank or grappler, there's hundreds more, and humanity was struggling to produce enough basic bitch WW2 artillery shells."}
+{"text":"Drone the laser class and there stoopid bloody eye via precision strike"}
+{"text":"did x underestimate thing that came 10 years after x ???"}
+{"text":"like  posted, cheap drones are from recent times, Muv-Luv was written in early 2000s, kid. Also, modern missiles (with electronics, not the first generation or Vietnam-era crap) are better to intercept Laser classes because their high speed gives less time to get targeted and fired. a chance at hurting a single BETA you need bomber-level payloads only the big strains, the rest can be deal with \"smaller\" calibers... and humanity was struggling to produce enough basic bitch WW2 artillery shells. that is partially true. Only the commies and ayysians had industrial problems. i've seen it long time ago. maybe someone else might remember... maybe its lost media by now"}
+{"text":"and that flash game? Ahh Beatofort. And Laser-Gretel. Fun stuff."}
+{"text":"I miss it so much bros. Every day"}
+{"text":"You know, in hindsight it was kind of a long shot for GB4 to actually live up to both GB3 and GBM given how notoriously lackluster NGB's plot was, and how they ended up completely wasting the setting of GB3/GBM/Breaker Battlogue by limiting the scope entirely to a virtual environment for a game in a closed beta test state. Same goes for the returning characters as well. Like... leaving aside the completely mishandled cameo battle with the Soukai High trio, absolutely none of the returning characters needed to have roles in the game with how disconnected GB4 is from the shared setting, despite being marketed as a \"proper\" sequel to GB3. You absolutely get the feeling that the GB3 characters were only stapled onto GB4 because the executives and writers had no faith in the game's half-assed plot being able to stand up on its own merits. Misa didn't need to be Lin's legal guardian because Misa in particular being her legal guardian has no actual impact on the plot other than to farm nostalgia. For that matter, Meister Jin could have been a wholeass new character instead because FUCK the kind of character Takuma Nagitsuji turned out to be, when you take into account his actions throughout the Battlogue, and the SIX YEARS of ghosting Misa for incredibly poorly thought out reasons. That fuckass emotionally constipated Ryu from Streets wannabe is NOT my GB3 protag, no sir."}
+{"text":"In a few sentences you put 10x more thought into the GB4 plot than they did while making it. They just said \"let's copy/paste the bad Divers show and use a blank slate protagonist\""}
+{"text":"I don't care about any of that. Lilin is my AI waifu"}
+{"text":"Does gundam wing get better? I am kinda bored 8 episodes in"}
+{"text":"It's a fucking slog, the only good part is when Zecks tests the Tallgeese but it's not a fun watch."}
+{"text":"how? the first like 14 episodes are constant chaos"}
+{"text":"It doesn't, the beginning and the endgame are the best parts."}
+{"text":"It's the only Gundam where I've been stuck for several years around episode 20ish. Sometimes I pick up an episode and go on, but I cannot care for the plot at all. Too bad because the premise (Gundam terrorists) was great, and the character designs (Relena, Zechs) are also very beautiful. The writing is so bad it makes Tomino looks like a genius."}
+{"text":"Absolutely cancerous thread posted by a transsexual faggot tourist."}
+{"text":"Local rebel force liberates your home from military occupation First instinct is to get into a giant robot Why did he do it? He's a civilian isn't he? What business does this idiot have trying to fight trained veterans?"}
+{"text":"Shitposting with Amuro is at least more original than yet another Kamille/Zeta shitpost OP."}
+{"text":"HAVE THE ZEONS DEPLOYED AN ARMY OF ROBOTON INVADERS?"}
+{"text":"omnicidial animals who killed over 5 billion people in the span of a week show up to murder everyone on your colony Why wouldn't he fight back? The dwnside of newer entries leaning harder into the Nazi side of Zeon and away from the imperial Japanese side is that it loses their psychopathic hypocrisy. Zeon was ostensibly fighting for spacenoid liberation, something the other sides would have supported since they've been chafing under Earth rule just as much. But, Zeon is so repulsively murderous that the other sides would rather fight to restore the old colonial masters than to be massacred by Zeon."}
+{"text":"unfortunately Amuro is American, not European, so it's not in his blood to wait around for death"}
+{"text":"the war had been going on for seven months by the time Amuro got in the Gundam I love Amuro Reimu so much"}
+{"text":"It's not the Union Group that's Anti Earth, it's the Group that's Anti the Earth Union (the Federation)"}
+{"text":"You should’ve said EUREKA!"}
+{"text":"Also the AEUG regularly took part in battles against EFF forces like Lila's unit in space, and the Act Zakus that attack the AEUG's stolen Audhumla after they left Jaburo"}
+{"text":"Earth-Union. Hyphens are important for more things than Spider-man."}
+{"text":"FUCK URF"}
+{"text":"AEUG should've been called \"Olympians\" since they opposed the titans. Or rebrand to Anti Earth Federation Group"}
+{"text":"Judau Ashta is the cutest."}
+{"text":"I had no luck finding them on the sites I checked, so I thought he stopped"}
+{"text":"wrong, Ple was the cutest"}
+{"text":"It's an office sitcom parody that makes Gundam references the joke"}
+{"text":"Haman isn't in the OP image at all, that's Kamille and Fa Haman Karn banzai!!!!"}
+{"text":"This is going to be the representative image for Gqux in this year's /a/ collage unless you can find some kind of OC that's better which we made and not Japan."}
+{"text":"Yeah. They were for an alt history Gquuux with Machu and Deux becoming best friends and Nyaan being an absolute Rau-like psycho."}
+{"text":"Decrepit Old Hag"}
+{"text":"I haven't, but it's so infuriating that the Red Gundam looks like a genuinely good and fun kit."}
+{"text":"Big O thread?"}
+{"text":"Happy 46th birthday, Nana Mizuki."}
+{"text":"based gen xer"}
+{"text":"Dess Vult!"}
+{"text":"Dess Vult what?"}
+{"text":"Plot twist: Kirika is just a meter away."}
+{"text":"Let's keep drawing."}
+{"text":"reposting Gabagool for later."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Should I even bother posting here without a drawing tablet? Yeah why not?"}
+{"text":"JANPERSON FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE!"}
+{"text":"No human form. He's always a robot even when interacting with the cast."}
+{"text":"It's my first MH in general so I don't know how the others compare but I've been progressing through Janperson and what I really like about it is a rather unique tone. It has what is a fairly grounded and at times depressing setting shown within the episodic plots but maintains a very idealistic world view within the heroes. There are episodes with tragic villains that Janperson recognizes he needs to stop and doesn't hesitate to do so but still shows genuine sympathy towards them."}
+{"text":"You can really feel this show was made in the wake of Japan's economic bubble bursting because Janperson acts like a saint to everyone. He's more Jesus than Robocop ever was."}
+{"text":"Adding to that, the main suits in Janperson are all top tier designs and look amazing on camera. Also the way the show is centered around three villain factions, each with their own quirks and goals, keeps everything feeling fresh from episode to episode. The only real problems with the series is some egregious prop and suit reuse from older shows, which highlights the limited budget that honestly gets in the way of the toy shilling."}
+{"text":"I think that's the most likely course they'd take. If they had full form changes they would probably be marketing them."}
+{"text":"I just checked, and none of the underage ones have done gravure, what a waste."}
+{"text":"I don´t see what´s the point of making the costume so genderless if you are still gonna make her pose is such blantanly feminie way."}
+{"text":"Emorgears are divided in three categories, henshin, special attacks and robot attachments."}
+{"text":"genderless has a slender frame then the other two and is bottomless ok"}
+{"text":"Purus all around for 2026 and beyond! Get ready!!"}
+{"text":"Who's that who fell on Puru 2?"}
+{"text":"donutsteel puru"}
+{"text":"Need mommy Marida"}
+{"text":"what a cute looking girl, would"}
+{"text":"girl"}
+{"text":"The definition of a 'girl' has become somewhat loose lately, just like the asshole of an average plasma build user."}
+{"text":"But like the other anon said, the only thing really keeping you from reloading your save in the old games was PS1/PS2 disc load times. Plus gen 1 kept giving you parts you could just sell even if you didn't stumble on the hidden ones. It literally tells you the best generator is hidden in a level with only the dodgy platforming standing in your way."}
+{"text":"You guys are very talented, these ACs looking beautiful"}
+{"text":"show me your lego mechs or cool lego mechs in general"}
+{"text":"That’s Airman"}
+{"text":"That's exactly right. Can't beat Airman. How the fuck do you not beat Airman? Just bumrush him with a minimum of dodging and he goes down easy."}
+{"text":"WE'RE NOT GENIUSES LIKE YOU HENYA!!!"}
+{"text":"Is gunpla good for you?"}
+{"text":"Currently watching V-Tuber who is not only fun to watch but also stays in character without being fully cringe, who is also /m/ related Who?"}
+{"text":"Hint: she's green."}
+{"text":"A hag OC that builds plamo."}
+{"text":"What do you call this hobby grade pizza cutter?"}
+{"text":"Model rivet tool seems to get results on Amazon. I guess I would call it an engraving tool for rivet rows, like the Revell branded one."}
+{"text":"Damn this manga is great an as good as Ken's Getters. What does /m/ think of it?"}
+{"text":"Evangelion ruined mecha and fuck Anno, he’s a hack. Otherwise, a cautionary tale and an example of why and how things used to be better."}
+{"text":"yeah I started watching mecha last summer, how did you know?"}
+{"text":"Right but the world has kind of changed. You don't need to be a theatrical juggernaut anymore. I'm not suggesting outright crowdsourcing but there are a lot of ways to distribute things now."}
+{"text":"I've never heard that and Takeda doesn't mention anything along those lines in his book. What really saved Gainax from bankruptcy was tax evasion."}
+{"text":"RIP Bozo"}
+{"text":"lackluster specs even for its time shitty titanium alloy armor instead of luna titanium immediately replaced by the Z gundam and powercrept by titan's mobile armors And still somehow made it all the way through Z and up to the end of ZZ punching way above it's weight Also has a fucking cool design"}
+{"text":"nah actually it's 1/4th GMII and a GMII is already 90% GM so if you think about it it's really... Not that crazy to think of but the overall production costs wouldn't be exactly cheaper. t. Gihren's Greed MS Upgrade function abuser"}
+{"text":"What about those other modifications like the OYW Pale Rider being converted into a movable frame MS? Isn't that just rebuilding the entire MS at that point? Hmm take the armor off reinstall the avionics from the armor into the frame put different/modified armor back on Not too crazy, generally speaking"}
+{"text":"The Clover Gundam was actually a decently popular toy and had a lot of presence in magazine ads and catalogues."}
+{"text":"What about those other modifications like the OYW Pale Rider being converted into a movable frame MS? Isn't that just rebuilding the entire MS at that point? They rebuild an entire Gelgoog in between episodes in Zeta. or as Astonaige puts it, it's mostly a nemo underneath"}
+{"text":"They still had the rights for the 6 Ultra Brothers, it's just they cannot called them \"Ultraman\" anymore."}
+{"text":"Tiga is where Ultraman as a franchise peaked and I'm tired of contrarians saying otherwise because it's popular."}
+{"text":"It's trademark rights, so they wouldn't need to do stuff like removing the Ultraman sillhouette from the logo. Kind of feels like modern Tsuburaya won't make a strong push for past Ultras anyway in Theo even though it's the anniversary."}
+{"text":"Why the fuck can’t Tsuburaya get final victory over these guys? Like, the standing do they have to get to use ANY Ultraman stuff?"}
+{"text":"It's never ending as long as they can't reverse Chaiyo's 2013 legal win."}
+{"text":"What is /m/'s choice?"}
+{"text":"You can tell these guys are failed novelists rather than game designers when they start waxing on about the \"themes\" of the game Lancer’s core themes: the success of collective, persistent action in the face of seemingly unassailable systems to bring about a better world, the meanings of signs and signifiers in the built environment, and how the built environment interacts with, defines, and is defined by people and the natural world. \"Signs and signifiers in the built environment\" yeah that's gonna come through in a ttrpg you fucking faggot your players create the \"themes\", not you. Then stay clear. Lancer tries to sell itself as fast paced and easy to play but in truth it's a very fiddly game with lots of resources to track, lots of shit to move across the board and process, and you need to use their fucking online program to automate half of it to have a good experience. This anon is pretty accurate, our game combat just became a fucking slog. Abby is a retard who designs his ttrpg's like a fucking video game and then literally expects you to use a computer to help it move alon faster. Know the guy who's translating it. Sounds pretty good. Has a solid system for simulating the energy mechanics of AC and combat is good. Biggest complaints I've heard is that it could've used more mechanical variety in how it handles battle maps and environmental interactions, and it lacks out of mech rp stuff."}
+{"text":"Lancer System is based on Shadow of the Demon Lord which is a simplified D&D as a former game designer of of D&D(Robert Schwalb) created it."}
+{"text":"Yeah I've heard that one before. Never played Shadow of The Demon Lord (a friend wanted to run it for me and made me make a character sheet but it ended up never happening) so otherwise can't comment, though the \"fast action / slow action\" thing seems like an obvious connection (though that mechanic seems popular these days in general, Cosmere RPG has something similar though that game is way more smooth and enjoyable to run). I keep saying homebrew but it's hard to capture how amateurish the game feels. Like it has a \"heat\" resource, but whereas in Battletech heat is a mechanic interwoven with the whole mech system, here it's just a generic resource layered on top. The game has an \"overwatch\" system for quickshot reactions, but unlike Infinity's reaction system which is organically interwoven with the whole battle system and action economy, here's a generic and tedious attack of opportunity layered on top. etc. etc. I would unironically rather just play a generic system with mech fluff because that's basically what you're getting with Lancer, but with more hassle."}
+{"text":"Mekton Zeta and the Japanese Gundam expansion for it."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Battle Century G?"}
+{"text":"This sure came and went. Does anyone remember, or even miss, Synduality?"}
+{"text":"The anime was alright but the game is a mess"}
+{"text":"Pretty fun mecha designs and cool worldbuilding, but a 5/10 anime and an inexcusable video game."}
+{"text":"Just think, more people have posted in this thread than are playing the game right now."}
+{"text":"I still play the game. I do so to support the franchise."}
+{"text":"Why is Darling in the Franxx bad?"}
+{"text":"There actually was a 001 funny enough"}
+{"text":"Needs more Ringo"}
+{"text":"Hentai isn’t real anon"}
+{"text":"cause there are too little people making hentai about the show"}
+{"text":"yeah I remembered after I posted"}
+{"text":"Was she really that bad?"}
+{"text":"She never lived to be 16."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure most of the Naturals in Seed had bigger bazoongas. The only Coordinator who could compete is Meer, and she still mogged Lacus even after her death."}
+{"text":"If you think about it, Flay singlehandedly saved the CE universe from extinction. If flay never groomed kira into her revenge boytoy kira leaves in the lifeboat and gets shot during earth reentry entire archangel crew wiped out sometime between then and Alaska athrun stays in Zaft freedom and justice doesn't get op pilots, eternal will never take off nobody is going to stop the nukes or genesis"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't Athrun probably still get Justice in this scenario? But who gets Freedom is a toss up, and unless it's Rau himself they wouldn't be able to use it to its full potential."}
+{"text":"She's an actual character who grows in a sea of stagnant filth. Cosmic Era has an issue with this so when you see one even if they are a total cunt it's worth some kind of praise."}
+{"text":"So new chapter in Japan seems to be a pretty obvious reference in the new enemies Shits going down Really hope this gets season 2 some day"}
+{"text":"Imagine if Yihdra actually dies here and gets isekai to earth"}
+{"text":"Imaging if you shut your goddamn whore mouth and die"}
+{"text":"That would be pretty dumb and kind of spit in the face of what happened with Bad End."}
+{"text":"If we're sharing crackpot theories/concerns as to what might happen to Yidhra, here's one: What if the Demon Queen plans on trying to corrupt her with her vile mana? Vidara plotted to do a similar thing with Teltina, and it's definitely been established by this point that the Demon Queen is every bit as evil as her children, with her and Vidara seeming the most similar in character. There's also potential foreshadowing in the fact that Yidhra had very high affinity with the succubus demihuman transformation, which (obviously) just so happens to look demonic."}
+{"text":"WE VILL DROP ZE BUGS"}
+{"text":"Roger that."}
+{"text":"this is what Roze of the Recapture ripped off"}
+{"text":"This is what Char tried to prevent in CCA btw. Fuck am*Ro"}
+{"text":"Time Stranger getting DLC and Beatbreak airing, year started nice overall."}
+{"text":"Doesn't look futch enough, 0/10 off model."}
+{"text":"Stop trying to make futch happen. It's not going to happen."}
+{"text":"Hey bandai's the one that made their mc dress like a lesbian that owns a pottery studio."}
+{"text":"Wu Kong, a tengu with knife shoes and literally just fucking Yama, I like them."}
+{"text":"When you suddenly heard that Amaterasumon has a Mode Change, you know she could be a big deal in the future. Pray that she becomes big in Beatbreak or something."}
+{"text":"Win the battle for independence Earth corporations and military still occupy the planet Blow up your only weapon against even more evil Are the fang of the sun retarded leftists?"}
+{"text":"BB-BUT THE SHADOWHAWK DOESN'T MELT FACES VIA BOATING MEDIUM LASERS!!!1!2!"}
+{"text":"You can’t be serious? What kind of response is this? Anon said exactly what happened in the series and you had no argument to compute, so you automatically resort to gender politics out of nowhere? Get lost, and take your “realism” threads with you"}
+{"text":"That's a better reading than mine I suppose. Maybe my language is a bit too defeatist or hyperbolic, I view Deloyer as autonomous if not truly independent in the end and that that's something of a severe loss, but you're right in that being a political equal is still an achievement not to be downplayed."}
+{"text":"Ending a war can be just as hard as fighting it. The catharsis of a total defeat or victory is one that rarely comes. While the North Pole Spaceport is still held by Earth, the future of Deloyer as a whole is in the hands of Deloyerans, and that is winning. For the first time, Deloyer is standing on it's own feet."}
+{"text":"Everything goes according to keikaku."}
+{"text":"Godzilla minus zero announced with the same writer and director as minus one GxK Supernova is Godzilla focused and Spacegodzilla is making his debut The next few years will be great for us Godzilla fans."}
+{"text":"23710486"}
+{"text":"when was the last proper kaiju thread here"}
+{"text":"I have yet to actually come across a true rabid G-fan that’s comparable to the worst of the sonic fanbase NeoMonsterIsland, if he’s still alive"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately he still is"}
+{"text":"I'd wish they'd retcon GvK and GxK just because of how much it does nothing for Godzilla"}
+{"text":"A thread for the Brobot..Yunboros, other things.....And oh yeah the girls as well."}
+{"text":"We know Rukkage."}
+{"text":"So sad final arc couldn't be animated"}
+{"text":"daaawwww"}
+{"text":"This is now officially the first Friday of 2026! Let's all keep loving Felsi this year as well!"}
+{"text":"Could use some of that in Foxboro right now."}
+{"text":"cease and desist this is a, um, felsi thread"}
+{"text":"isn't that felsi"}
+{"text":"It's the Anti-Felsi from the negative dimension! It's a very nice edit, though unfortunately you can tell it's fake from the fact alone that it has swimsuits - which for some reason no WfM asobase card does. It's one of the truly dire inequalities of our time."}
+{"text":"But all the AUs were inspired by Zeta!! Cope more, Zetafags. No one likes your shit. Sumizawa: After watching all the previous Gundams, Ikeda and I agreed on one thing: “The one that feels best to watch is First.” First Gundam works even just as a “journey story,” following the protagonists as they move from place to place. When you look back, the later series from Zeta onward leaned too far into the psychology of their teenage boys. The dialogue and the stories became uncomfortably introspective, even off-putting. So we decided: in our Gundam, we’d strip away that unpleasantness. We wanted something clean, like First. That’s why the lines in Wing have that bold, flamboyant flavor, they were written with First’s cadence in mind."}
+{"text":"zetarager is air boxing again"}
+{"text":"Wingkings stay winning"}
+{"text":"When you look back, the later series from Zeta onward leaned too far into the psychology of their teenage boys. The dialogue and the stories became uncomfortably introspective, even off-putting. So we decided: in our Gundam, we’d strip away that unpleasantness. We wanted something clean, like First. That’s why the lines in Wing have that bold, flamboyant flavor, they were written with First’s cadence in mind. This sounds like an euphemistic way of saying they wrote Wing to be shallow and easily palatable unlike Zeta which was psychologically complex, introspective and challenging."}
+{"text":"Zeta psychologically complex, introspective and challenging AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"}
+{"text":"Is it the original, J, or Tochiro, who knows but all ragers sound the same."}
+{"text":"There is no style here, they're boring and plain. \" but Patlabor is realistic mecha \" Section 2 character designs were so much more detailed and eyepopping, these guys just look fucking generic"}
+{"text":"Okay, are you gonna piss and moan about it when it comes out too or are you done?"}
+{"text":"Sex with Kanuka."}
+{"text":"Not a response, but yes I will be pissing and moaning if it looks like shit"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of the new head shape or the shoulders."}
+{"text":"How is this game still alive and why are people still playing it and spending money on it?"}
+{"text":"Fun things are fun."}
+{"text":"Because the people still playing it are mentally challenged."}
+{"text":"GG, I suppose?"}
+{"text":"Green gundam"}
+{"text":"Respect the robot."}
+{"text":"themed cafe they serve turd in a cup lol lmao"}
+{"text":"That's obviously Ironman from the 1st movie"}
+{"text":"Was the coffee extra bitter? I don't know about \"extra\", it definitely had a particular taste to it but it wasn't weird or gross. The ice cream was spicy chocolate which made for a really nice contrast with the coffee."}
+{"text":"fake fan"}
+{"text":"Is Jegan the GOAT of mass production suit? Is any mad lad ever tried to mass produce it IRL? no? then it's not worthy of \"mass production\" title."}
+{"text":"We did it, we found the one guy buying the Michaelis."}
+{"text":"Close but the GOAT is the GM. Both are awesome, fuck I love grunt MS so much."}
+{"text":"Yes. It's the F-16 of mobile suits pretty much. Light, cheap, maneuverable but still effective"}
+{"text":"HEY BROS IS SCRYED ANY GOOD"}
+{"text":"(me) Oh yeah, the attack names in that show are peak. Shocking first bullet! Destructive second bullet! Obliterating final bullet!"}
+{"text":"Hirai is somewhat consistent...to a certain degree...when he is not drawing ikemen fuckfujoboys."}
+{"text":"Yeah, a classic for good reason You don't even have to be a zoomer to say it's \"fire\"."}
+{"text":"This manga is a 5 volume shitpost."}
+{"text":"I mean yeah, but the movie's version is more sanctioned vigilantism than outright hoboism. That isn't even the most shitposty part."}
+{"text":"i dont see any BattleTech threads here so lets have one"}
+{"text":"What's it show on the screen?"}
+{"text":"I thought the manipulators had the full number of digits on them."}
+{"text":"The screen is a static mage of the game play screen back lit. It's a Hallmark ornament, you push a button in the shape of a Star Trek emblem and the screen lights up and it plays sounds from the original arcade game. I left D.C. Bruins with this guy and told him to draw it as he saw fit."}
+{"text":"Well, FML!"}
+{"text":"i bought this one recently and having alot of fun playing it"}
+{"text":"Never meet your heroes i guess. Ah well, i don't care if the community facing dev team are the band class hallway rejects, the game is still really good imo"}
+{"text":"With all its jank and Piggy's dumb decisions still nothing beats Mechwarrior Online for me. It gets the feel of the mech just right (even if its not the exact type of mecha I prefer, I delivers what it's going for the best) and mechlab is absolute god tier. Every hitbox and hardpoint placement matters, you can feel all of your mechlabs decisions in how the mech is handling. I hope we get another customization-focused mecha PvP game with just as much replayability eventually. As much as I love MWO, it's old and busted."}
+{"text":"Iron Rebellion seems legit, but it's VR."}
+{"text":"nta but i was gonna ge that but went with pic rel instead, its hella fun"}
+{"text":"Weeeee"}
+{"text":"No problem"}
+{"text":"how good was this movie?"}
+{"text":"They'll be CGI in the remake won't they?"}
+{"text":"Megaman Dual Overdrive Coming 2027"}
+{"text":"Long vertically luna"}
+{"text":"Ask Heriyama and Lamia enjoyers."}
+{"text":"Not Aile"}
+{"text":"Yes. Even more so with her twin drills"}
+{"text":"He may not have had the most kills, but in my heart he was Zeon's best ace. Watched it again on Christmas and still shed a tear even though I knew what was coming"}
+{"text":"who has the burger king crown pic?"}
+{"text":"During. Zeon had already been driven off Earth after the battles of Odessa and Jaburo. The final fight happens two days after the Battle of Solomon, 5 days before A Baoa Qu, and 6 days before the end of the war. The leader of the Bernie's team talks about how the war will be over soon and that Zeon will lose before the raid. Between the nuke ship leaving and getting captured, the Feds smashed Dozle's fleet at Solomon. Given that the nuke ship captain already had reservations, I could see him asking \"what's the point?\" Even the hardcore are going to question the bombing of an entire colony out of spite when the war isn't going to be won anyways. The MS Era picture sure seems like it. The captain's costume is right and the date of 25 December matches up."}
+{"text":"A real human bean."}
+{"text":"While I'm sure he probably wasn't a fanatic like Killing, the Federation wasn't a slouch at the end of the war despite the fact they only job onscreen. As far as databooks are concerned Amuro's learning computer data turned GMs into killing machines. Zeon got their shit kicked in in the field while nearly half of GMs survived the OYW intact. Zeon's only saving grace was the Solar Ray taking out 1/3 of the entire federation space forces, which really fucked the Federation because its logistics was spread thin across earth and space and made it almost impossible to finish their island hopping strategy all the way to Side 3 and Granada."}
+{"text":"Shouldn't Bernie be wielding an inflatable heat hawk? Or at the very least shouldn't the water gun be modeled after an MMP-80?"}
+{"text":"Diebuster hits a lot harder when you watch it the intended way, nearly 2 decades after gunbuster. I remember first watching Diebuster in 2006/2007. Shit happened, my family's house got foreclosed during that time, I got distracted, so I actually did a real watch a few years ago. I didn't really like it when I first watched it, but having watching it recently, it hits MUCH harder because I have nearly 20 years of memories of Noriko and Kazumi's sacrifice"}
+{"text":"How do I unsubscribe?"}
+{"text":"japs No, western fans bitch when that happens too."}
+{"text":"She barely showed up after the actress change. If you didn't like her before you wont like her after because there's nothing new to like."}
+{"text":"Rikou at this point gives me the creeps. Am I the only one?"}
+{"text":"Honestly thought this episode was really motherfucking good. What an inconsistent show."}
+{"text":"the franchise about teamwork is ending on an internal conflict tournament arc. Good job Toei. I don't think I've ever gotten grips on what his character is supposed to be. He comes off like a dishonest character with a condescending tone despite having a few episodes showing he's not a completely terrible person. He just comes off as a worse Urataros to me. Might also just have to do with how I think the idol industry is a terrible thing."}
+{"text":"What is your favorite thing about evil women? What makes them so attractive?"}
+{"text":"It is interesting how similar the designs and music are to 0079."}
+{"text":"Mashymre hands typed this."}
+{"text":"Baren from Godmars"}
+{"text":"Man went insano mode after people liked every other heroine over Houki Pouki and started sabotaging them in the story, it's the first time I've seen a writer go to war against his own characters in a LN."}
+{"text":"Oh, that much I do remember. Houki was legitimately worst girl with very little effort. It wasn't that the others were better, I'll forever hold a small part in my heart for Rin, of all girls, but Houki was just...bad. Like the 'worst' stereotype of a tsundere I've ever seen, she actively made herself worse compared to the other girls. Him being ass mad over that was kinda hilarious. I did have the errant thought of if we'd ever see IS in SRW but I doubt it as it was very much a flash in the pan and seems to be in a weird state."}
+{"text":"her being a shit gave me no hope that the other girls were going to be better and bailed inb4 \"watch it for one of the other grils\" I could also watch something better"}
+{"text":"Main girls in that era were generally the last liked and often underwritten."}
+{"text":"The Wing and Geass one is getting its own manga, so maybe Wing Zero Rebellion and Albion can show up sometime if they include that in the series list."}
+{"text":"This is the Take no Yamikazuchi, the main mecha of Kannazuki no Miko. Say anything about this mecha."}
+{"text":"*feels like"}
+{"text":"Allenby: She loves you so much Kallen: Goddammit Allenby"}
+{"text":"Watched episode 12, the finale of the series. Honestly, it really made me test my patience and suspense of disbelief with Chikane and Himeko's character and storytelling as a whole."}
+{"text":"post early or scrapped designs"}
+{"text":"old versions of the Popemobile from Serious Sam 4"}
+{"text":"Nagano's unused ZZ Neo Zeon designs in 2007 Newtype it's somehow mecha musume Lily Borjano"}
+{"text":"He shot needles at Kira okay? Very, very scary needles"}
+{"text":"Who's?"}
+{"text":"Give the data Zaft had on Freedom (they built the thing after all) it's surprising Shinn didn't know that."}
+{"text":"Or that’s just headcanon"}
+{"text":"Unicorn was unrealistic."}
+{"text":"I actually wish they would do this. Tomino would never let it happen, though."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck writes a law like that? *shrug* Foresight? Actually, wrt the American Constitution (and a few contemporaries), it also kind of predicts some social and cultural (and even biological) developments that would have seemed ridiculous when it was written. So maybe there are some content parallels after all. The Newtype stuff seems ridiculous, but then, it actually happened. There's a parallel tragedy of humanity being given the key to avoiding massive amounts of suffering and just throwing it away."}
+{"text":"Is there ANYONE in the Sleeves who didn't get childraped?"}
+{"text":"According to Tomino, Newtypes already existed throughout history in the form of prophets and spiritual gurus before humanity moved to space. Crossing the space frontier just led to their proliferation, which is something Zeon Zum Deikun was right about. So they weren't a myth, they were a reality that just hadn't been scientifically proven yet."}
+{"text":"Newtypes already existed throughout history in the form of prophets and spiritual gurus Not ace tank crews and jet pilots!?"}
+{"text":"I would rather watch a new Cowboy Bebop or Ideon."}
+{"text":"Maybe stop listening to mumble rap."}
+{"text":"Your life is bad because you're an idiot."}
+{"text":"Maybe stop projecting too while you are at it."}
+{"text":"Why are you projecting"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"evil executive game Huh?"}
+{"text":"Will we ever getting another solo toku hero series that aren't Ultraman?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Now wait."}
+{"text":"GridGyver?"}
+{"text":"Why did Domon agree to help his country when they all conspired against his family and forced him to compete in the gundam fight? He should have just fucked off and said it was everyone else's problem when the Devil Colony formed. This show is unrealistic."}
+{"text":"Ok Nagai"}
+{"text":"He wanted his girl and a planet to exist on for them to have a life on. Letting everyone die out of spite would have just doomed his own future. That's why the characters fight in these wars because they want it to be over so they can go back to their pre war lives. Going \"Fuck you everyone dies\" will end with them dying as well so unless they're a nihlist with no interest in a future or someone like Rau who was gonna die soon no matter what nobody will act like that."}
+{"text":"Rau did nothing wrong so Domon was in the wrong for not going the path of Rau."}
+{"text":"The circumstances of both of their universes were totally different. Rau might have had a point in CE but not in FC"}
+{"text":"It's not like pouring grease down the drain in your apartment; leaving the Devil Gundam as a giant colony-sized monster bent on assimilating the planet you're currently standing on isn't a problem you can ignore."}
+{"text":"Kotobukiya?"}
+{"text":"ohhhhhhhhh"}
+{"text":"Nooooo, are you serious, I've only seen episode 1 but I'm really enjoying it"}
+{"text":"Just watch it faggot."}
+{"text":"I've seen the whole thing and still like it despite being disappointed in some of its choices."}
+{"text":"Anyone know of a quality rip/encode of \"Super Robot Wars: Original Generation - The Animation\"? The three-part OVA series from 2005, I mean. All I can find is a really small, blurry version and a DVD ISO version that's verrrrrrry badly seeded. HALP"}
+{"text":"I even downloaded the DVD-ISO and it's the same shitty quality. Dammit"}
+{"text":"My name is anon and I have a heavy bias towards androids and power armor"}
+{"text":"IN TWENTY FIFTY EIGHT"}
+{"text":"Is Cyborg 009 good?"}
+{"text":"is this universally regarded masterpiece and classic good? I don't know man"}
+{"text":"appeal to popular opinion"}
+{"text":"Your name is \"retarded inbred gorilla with ~6 braindead template threads up\""}
+{"text":"That looks like a faggy Gavan."}
+{"text":"Chirico escaped, but it's ok we have a tracking device implanted in him so we can get him back. Use every means at your disposal! Episode 2: So uh I guess I've been on this plant for months now. Is this going to be the quality of writing for the entire show?"}
+{"text":"Lmao we got another one Don't tell me you fell for the \"votoms is super gritty\" meme"}
+{"text":"Not to worry, he’s now at this point at episode 3, VOTOMS 3"}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"Consider the following."}
+{"text":"The most interesting thing about this was the AI-slop \"80s movie aesthetic\" Warhammer 40K video YT suggested afterwards."}
+{"text":"the stench of bikini bottom clings to me"}
+{"text":"Sandy Cheeks as Fyana"}
+{"text":"While Hasbro is trying to make do with a couple of mediocre cartoons, in Japan so far there is nothing going on for Takara after Wild King?"}
+{"text":"Thundercracker's face in the previous panel is funny Also Brawn is literally the Autobot Dwarf"}
+{"text":"He's still awkward being part of the Autobots, so I can't blame him. And Brawn has always been an Autobot Dwarf, both in height and personality."}
+{"text":"THIS IS GOING TO THE SLAGGING DATASLATE!"}
+{"text":"where the show model doesn't cheat how it transform Nah, screw that. Just think of them as Getter Robos."}
+{"text":"Of course you are one of those."}
+{"text":"I had hopes after Orguss ended up being good, but this kinda sucked"}
+{"text":"I thought the original idea of the show was a warring states in space with the samurai looking power armor the characters are wearing and the three women sharing the show as the 3 leads?"}
+{"text":"The Sengoku SF version was the earliest proposal (hence all the armors and robot designs) but that was quickly abandoned. Lots of anime get reworked like that. What I'm talking about was how the anime would've played out had it not gotten canceled. At least this show got an ending, unlike Galvion. No she's Sailor Mars."}
+{"text":"She seems more like Sailor Mars."}
+{"text":"Jeanne was Michie Tomizawa's first starring role."}
+{"text":"Ah, so."}
+{"text":"My favorite blue mecha."}
+{"text":"Anyone have any good recs? I've read the Gundam novel a while back and it was a nice read especially after seeing GQ."}
+{"text":"hola amigo, nos parles espanol"}
+{"text":"Genocidal Organ by Project Itoh. It was adapted into an animated feature by Murase."}
+{"text":"I liked what I read of 86, up to about Volume 6 I believe? I need to get back to it."}
+{"text":"How are the high-streamer novels?"}
+{"text":"why did this make me cry like a bitch"}
+{"text":"because you are a bitch"}
+{"text":"ASMR = grooming in humans"}
+{"text":"Because they deleted Noriko's _____"}
+{"text":"first show also by far the best show why is this so common with mecha franchises"}
+{"text":"implying you're not replying to yourself nice try, op"}
+{"text":"Gundam is the Star Wars of Japan. So you're saying that Gundam is overrated shit?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, the actual canon in Gundam is every animated work directed by Tomino."}
+{"text":"0079 has legendary animation and you can find countless animators mentioning how it influenced them. You won't find a single person say this about Zeta. Zeta was never good. Deal with it, Zetafags."}
+{"text":"Whatever you say, OP."}
+{"text":"I still haven't managed a single Expert so far. Hell, I still haven't gotten half the Hard ones done."}
+{"text":"There's a 30% you will get one of the 3 main units again, but the chance of pulling Calibarn is much higher than the other 2. I wouldn't recommend to do the 100-pity pull, unless you've already done more than 50 pulls"}
+{"text":"the chance of pulling Calibarn is much higher than the other 2 Bullshit."}
+{"text":"Thunderbolters... how do we cope?"}
+{"text":"It's actually not guaranteed featured so keep that in mind"}
+{"text":"I like Allenby. I think she is cute!"}
+{"text":"Is she even in the top 10 gundam girls anymore?"}
+{"text":"Top 20 maybe."}
+{"text":"None of us are going to heaven, and its all because of the aqua haired tomboy."}
+{"text":"Hell is better than heaven anyways."}
+{"text":"Why does /m/ always have a single Allenby thread up for 6 months at a time?"}
+{"text":"trying to get into a dramatic space opera this retarded sexist robot that exists only to cause pantyshots ruins every scene"}
+{"text":"Robot program after human iq 9000 has feelings yet doesn't have understanding"}
+{"text":"somebody needs analizing"}
+{"text":"Yo there's a board for fags"}
+{"text":"ebic trawling homi"}
+{"text":"retarded sexist robot that exists only to cause pantyshots he's based"}
+{"text":"kind of really ero that they managed to give rikka big fat thighs in this style lol, very happy that trigger remembers one of the good things they made, ill treasure this while waiting for them to stop doing cyberpunk and dungeon meshi"}
+{"text":"Do you guys even care about the toku hero aspect or do you guys just goon to the waifus"}
+{"text":"I think Gridman's a kind guy and that Anti is very cool and has come a long way"}
+{"text":"I love the mecha/super robot aspect"}
+{"text":"newfagkun..."}
+{"text":"No, Takara brought these guys in because of Ryousuke Takahashi's insistence."}
+{"text":"ITT: western /m/ media"}
+{"text":"Avatar 2"}
+{"text":"I liked how much of early Doom Patrol was just looking for excuses for Rita to turn big and fight something."}
+{"text":"You'd like Nikumura Q's work."}
+{"text":"I've only ever read 1987 morrison stuff. I should go back."}
+{"text":"Silver Age Doom Patrol is terrific"}
+{"text":"Get hype, we get a new series this year (more faithful to the manga, for people who've always wanted that)."}
+{"text":"I don't care. SAC is better than anything from the manga."}
+{"text":"2045 had a fat case of terrible first impression. 3D didn't help even if it quickly grew on you, starting with a long arc in a military setting didn't help even with it going back to staple urban stuff later, shoehorned in black guy in early episodes didn't help even with the cast being just as annoyed with him as the audience and him being replaced by Kuvshinov's self-insert loli, but she's cute so it's ok, and the oh so exploitable >shadman really didn't help even with the fact that it's explicitly supposed to be as ridiculous for them as it is for us. By the time it stops being a Netflix show and becomes GitS, most people have already quit. It's not good, but it's pretty watchable."}
+{"text":"I refuse to watch it simply because I despise the character designs, I'll never understand why they chose that meme fuck beyond clout chasing (for a fucking GiTS show)."}
+{"text":"SAC SAC 2nd Gig SAC SSS SAC_2045 2045 starts off bad, and improves. Still not a worthy successor to SAC."}
+{"text":"There's no chance that 2045 could return to the quality of the original series. That era is dead and gone. That type of thought is over. It's never coming back during our lifetime."}
+{"text":"oh god no it's so fucking painful to get through"}
+{"text":"(You)"}
+{"text":"they might just invade the thread this needs to avoided at all costs because some retards are going to use that as an excuse to shit the threads up"}
+{"text":"yeah she kinda have that alien eyes"}
+{"text":"And I was surprised that Kiki’s actress Kokona is the same age as Maya Sumi in her name using the same kanji as Sumino too."}
+{"text":"How fucked would the Universal Century have been if, instead of Lalah dying to protect Char from Amuro, Sayla died protecting Amuro from Char? Like... beyond Amuro being a prime candidate to join the Titans from its inception in this hypothetical scenario, I'd argue that killing his own sister by accident would fuck up Char far worse than Amuro accidentally killing Lalah did in canon; whereas Char ultimately placeed the blame for Lalah's death upon Amuro's shoulders while dodging any and all responsibility himself, it'd feel thematically appropriate if in this timeline, Char feels entirely responsible for killing his sister, and spirals even harder, in spite of having Lalah's presence to keep him grounded, but beyond that, what kind of consequences would there be for the Universal Century as a whole as a result of this shift in the timeline?"}
+{"text":"isn't it all but said that beltorchika was originally supposed to be sayla but since they couldn't get her va tomino made a new character to fill the role she was meant to have?"}
+{"text":"He's wot? That's unbelievable ah- Kammakahzay run?!"}
+{"text":"Hot."}
+{"text":"While that'd be funny, I'd bet that it's just a chunky backpack that doesn't unfold in the movie."}
+{"text":"in the novel she and Amuro were fucking like rabbits"}
+{"text":"Are Newtypes supposed to have long-ass arms? what did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"How I do that"}
+{"text":"depends on your media player"}
+{"text":"Imagine being a chud watching anime on your dinky little laptop like a faggot. I took a picture of my massive ass TV watching anime like a civilized person."}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Prove me wrong then. Rather be a chud than a chump."}
+{"text":"Where my floofchads at What floofmecha are we watching?"}
+{"text":"What the shit are any of you talking about???"}
+{"text":"If you can't read the thread then how can you read my reply?"}
+{"text":"What is floof?"}
+{"text":"A miserable little pile of the 80s But enough talk!"}
+{"text":"self explanatory"}
+{"text":"What's your Favorite Valkyrie? Mine is the VF-17. Other Macross related discussions are welcome."}
+{"text":"I know every Kawamori plen is a Flanker It ain't."}
+{"text":"Legendary shit taste."}
+{"text":"It's okay."}
+{"text":"DYRL was the first thing I watched at like 6yo, was blown away, watched the show with my girlfriend at 20, we were blown away, then watched DYRL together, best sex after. Macross is love at a metaphysical level"}
+{"text":"Did you two orgasm when Hilary blew Bulgogi away or when Minmai hit that last high note?"}
+{"text":"thunderbolt is huge"}
+{"text":"Seems unnecessarily grimdark. It also came out of nowhere. Zeon didn't need this earlier in the Manga for the psycommu. I guess this means Anaheim Electronics never mastered stolen Zeon psycommu Technology."}
+{"text":"Seems unnecessarily grimdark Par for the course when it comes to Thunderbolt Zeon didn't need this earlier in the Manga for the psycommu Which psycommu are you referring to? The captured Braw Bro that was sitting unused because the Feds didn't have a newtype to activate it, also used this same tech."}
+{"text":"This guy"}
+{"text":"I honestly have no explanation for that but I wonder if they might just retroactively explain it as thunderbolt UC's version of psycommu so there might also be a disembodied head in there somewhere that guy is a bit weird, never really made sense even in the mainline UC lore about how psycommu couldn't fit in a regular MS and needed to be miniaturized"}
+{"text":"I prefer the theory that many of the important Zeon scientists fled before the final battle of ABQ and left to Axis. Because of that, this left important information gaps when others tried to understand the captured psycommu technology. Whatever AE captured was just leftover scraps and abandoned tech. Things that the scientists couldn't take with them or were too large to load into ships. Like the huge Zeongs. AE has no morals as a company. So they used clones of newtype brains as a stopgap for missing information or technology. If they couldn't fully rebuild a psycommu, then they will just use newtype clone brains. A messy inelegant solution, but it somehow worked. It would make for a good sequel idea to a Thunderbolt. Axis Neo Zeon returns with vastly better psycommu weapons and mobile armors. Then declares war on everyone staying the Neo Zeon war. Titans vs Federation vs Neo Zeon."}
+{"text":"Secret! Dareka ga hora iru kimi no namae"}
+{"text":"The whole Femstodes thing made me glad I always thought they were lame. I don't think they even know how to ragebait, they just change shit like this on a whim with no thought whatsoever. Like making Wraithbone a resource that the Eldar go out and harvest like they're playing Minecraft, or revealing that the Grey Knights's Secret Box was an order to keep Big E on the Throne at all costs. Fans genuinely think more about 40k lore than GW ever has, which is funny because the lore's never made any fucking sense."}
+{"text":"wait, they revealed the secret box?"}
+{"text":"Yeah when they got their 10th Edition Codex."}
+{"text":"Custodes are a shit army with a shitty fan base. The controversy of the lore raping couldn't happen to more deserving \"people\""}
+{"text":"Strangely, she isn't out yet."}
+{"text":"I feel that her death in the TV series actually served a purpose and wasn't a hackjob death written for the drama. I felt it was the opposite."}
+{"text":"Voted for the handshake but oh well, it's better to lose to a rollercoaster option Did Jerid do karate? Does he have Newtype powers (helped nerd Amuro fence off Char)?"}
+{"text":"no [Let Jerid act freely] votes Damn, everyone here might have above average IQ despite the tard choices once in a while"}
+{"text":"You know, even if I picked stand with, this was the other option I'd have been perfectly fine with. It's been an honor, /m/en. Whether this saves or tanks the run, fight kino has arrived."}
+{"text":"At the least he's military trained so he has some form of martial arts training. He's also pretty amped on his crusade though and the voices giving him (bad) advice on how to be more and more violent. We're legit looking at wildin out Kamille vs rip and tear Jerid so it can go either way, especially if their stats come into play."}
+{"text":"Whatever happens, Four wins because she'll get to witness fightkino of the highest caliber"}
+{"text":"Wow, I see and understand now. Thank you, Tomino!"}
+{"text":"I hate Bellri so much, it's unreal."}
+{"text":"Luin go back to Manny"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry but Sister Made Of Sex > Midget with Down Syndrome."}
+{"text":"Context?"}
+{"text":"It's been two years since Bravern first aired, what did you think of the latest Obari show? Do you want to see more of it?"}
+{"text":"So nice of you to stick around to tell us about it in every single thread. Keep it up."}
+{"text":"It was alright."}
+{"text":"Mindbroken."}
+{"text":"What twist?"}
+{"text":"Added bonus for me was that none of the culture war /pol/ bullshit affected the threads here."}
+{"text":"the dust has settled, tell me what did you think of the game and especially the mech design. and why did it fail in the west?"}
+{"text":"It's pretty muxh the only Gundam game there is unless you want to get into arena fighters"}
+{"text":"Probably another broken piece of shit considering the power creep we've been seeing so far. More spammable untargetability, more untelegraphed uncounterable AOE stuns."}
+{"text":"Because it gets new content every single week."}
+{"text":"Does it?"}
+{"text":"If you count a new MS to waste money gacha rolling for content then yes."}
+{"text":"With the new VOTOMS project announced do you guys think they'll show either a different model of Scopedog or a different model of AT and which would you prefer? The VOTOMs OVAs are usually pretty good at showing off new AT models like the Bloodsuckers or the Danger Melon. However considering this new project will likely have a model kit based off it and with how much they love to reuse the Scopedog mold I feel like it'll just be another dog variant"}
+{"text":"The Scopedog in the teaser has a modified visor (the part where the cameras are attached that can open and close)."}
+{"text":"The first /m/ thread of the year was a Xabungle thread, and its last thread of the year is going to be an L-Gaim thread. It's the second-last show left on my quest to understand Tomino."}
+{"text":"I think Amu and Leccee should have kissed"}
+{"text":"Finished L.gaim just yesterday and it really was a solid 80s mecha anime, and I absolutely agree with daba broke the cycle in a bittersweet manner but I do believe the crew would come and visit him from time to time, as for full metal solder I already had seen that story over a year and a half ago although I was surprised to see it done by the tv staff rather than it looking like a high quality ova, definitely not a bad thing it makes things consistent. Also didn’t watch the compilation ova’s but did see both ending shorts and they were quite funny"}
+{"text":"Yeah, naked lol!"}
+{"text":"I wonder if there's any IWIWs out there for L-Gaim."}
+{"text":"understand Tomino Tomino is a liberal and a pearl harbor apologist. There's nothing to understand other than he lost and has to forever cope and seethe about it."}
+{"text":"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"}
+{"text":"This is a worksafe board, anon."}
+{"text":"Not seeing War in the Pocket in the screening list there."}
+{"text":"The what?"}
+{"text":"Al destroys the Gundam Bruh."}
+{"text":"he assumed darker and the kid would get directly into combat"}
+{"text":"is this true?"}
+{"text":"newfag friendly makes it better kill yourself niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Shin Godzilla was good. Shin Ultra is some emperors new clothes shit, it's a great little theme park ride for fans, but it's a pretty awful fucking movie as a standalone work. Shin Kamen Rider was almost as bad as First/Next."}
+{"text":"Goji>Rider>>>>Ultraman to me. Though its very interesting seeing so many varied opinions when these three movies are being compared, which, in a way, speaks good for them."}
+{"text":"Shin Godzilla: altetnatively known as Godzilla vs Goverment NPCs"}
+{"text":"the deeper subtext is that anno is godzilla, and every time he tries to grow and change, the world freaks the fuck out and literally winds up freezing him in time at his most iconic look right before he was about to become something truly new."}
+{"text":"Got messaged after the match by someone from my team and was told to delete the game! Is it considered bad to use the Gundam at 600 in rated matchmaking? If he didn't like that I was going to sortie as the Gundam then why did my teammate ready in the briefing room? I can't control that the enemy team had 2 Victory's and a Shokew that completely shut out the team! This was a A+ rated match btw with a S- if that means anything, I thought this kind of elitesim shit went away when you reached high ranks."}
+{"text":"Grandpa's (build)stun game sucks for 600 but it's extremely tanky and can hit really hard because its scaling is so crazy compared to other uplevel suits. The Victory/Shokew probably hurt its viability a lot, but then again they did that to everything else in 600."}
+{"text":"grandpa's buildstun sucks being able to break DC2 in 2 seconds sucks (2 80% focused shots)"}
+{"text":"I never really play 600 support costs but I wanted to give it a try. I have a Zaku iv and the Fazz. I like both for different reasons. What would you all recommend out of the two and why?"}
+{"text":"Zaku 4 purely for its heavy stagger from its sniper rifle, alongside it's surprisingly strong CQC potential with the boost-fire head beam + 2-hit knuckle downswing pistols are great for DPS too after down while you run away, and you have resist move FAZZ is much too slow and big for modern 600, shocks + DC won't be helping you much when you get hit by just about everything. Zaku 4 has better resist move I don't play supports, I just learn the matchups, FAZZ is insanely easy to deal with"}
+{"text":"Good episode."}
+{"text":"W also had a stupidly stacked cast, even for one-off or side characters."}
+{"text":"I don't get why you keep pushing this sentiment You aren't very bright, are you?"}
+{"text":"Watch EternalSleeper, they fix all of the dumb shit including getting rid of zoomerisms"}
+{"text":"Stop Full Frontal's ludicrous plan Spend the next 4 years delicately balancing relations and warmongers SAVING Side 3 from more war Sign Zeon independence away to end the lingering influence of the One Year War Historical record goes down as the most important leader of Universal Century Why was she so based?"}
+{"text":"He's self aware at least."}
+{"text":"That was already the Status quo prior to Unicorn being inserted into the timeline."}
+{"text":"Unicorn 2 will just be a retread of ZZ Hathaway and Marida Cruz must recruit a bunch of untrained teens to fight against Charles Rochester's Mars Zeon Independence Army and the Crossbone Vanguard New MC discovers the Unicorn successor, retconned as the first \"Gundam\" developed by SNRI It's a hybrid of psychoframe and bio-computer - Can perform ZA WARUDO time fuckery and quantum predictions of the battle in real time. Moves so fast that the viewer simply sees it \"frame skip\" from one place to the next"}
+{"text":"*Bright Noa Had a brainfart"}
+{"text":"I don't think Unicorn is anywhere near as damaging as TFA is."}
+{"text":"The point of the scene is to show details about the character, hence why I only talked about that. Also I only speak English and I stand away from trains, thank you very much."}
+{"text":"Char's VA is cute chubby and looks better with a beard. I won't lie"}
+{"text":"details about the character Then it's a pointless filler scene that adds no narrative value. It has already been well established that Gigi is a goldigger whore who likes powerful people and money."}
+{"text":"Gigi likes powerful people lol, that's not her character at all."}
+{"text":"It works out for her. People like her exist because simps can't help themselves."}
+{"text":"This series was incredibly incredibly underrated. Going back for another rewatch now and it's just so charming. Sure it's ugly but the characters especially Kaminagi is just great. The Mechs are a neat concept. Despite being underrated and nobody talking about it for over a decade somehow gets another movie/special that's still waiting for subs months later. It's just so charming and Kaminagi is love. Wondering if we'll see anything else such as a cleaned up/remaster of the original"}
+{"text":"I honestly barely remember any of it outside the big twist (which is not ) and the OP song, which is nice Maybe I should rewatch"}
+{"text":"I think that's strong, but it should get more recognition than it does. I still think about the show a lot more than I expected to."}
+{"text":"Why do americans always pretend this is the message of every anime ever made?"}
+{"text":"the ED is really campy and cozy one of the things that I always remember more than op not going to spoil but that won't be the message"}
+{"text":"Would be neat to have a sequel that really goes into the advancements humanity has due to quantum entanglement. Could do millions of years in the future in distant space for instance"}
+{"text":"Sunrise, just give an OVA set between the fall of A Baoa Qu and Gundam Zeta. Char has a new VA, use the new VA. I wanna see young naive Haman too."}
+{"text":"Too overwanked, we need sublime wanks around his fragile BPD manchild psyche"}
+{"text":"Char's Deleted Affair is just unmitigated char wank by a hack writer. Char is Kitazume's special boy who never did anything wrong ever, is the most smartiest person on axis, and has the most specialest girl on axis throw herself at him because he's so cool and srtong. That doesn't sound too far from The Origin chapters about his past. I guess Yaz is a hack writer as well."}
+{"text":"give us flail guy, banrise..... give us aggs and zogoks in action...."}
+{"text":"yup"}
+{"text":"But Haman would have been 14 in CDA! Yeah, that lines up with Char's character perfectly."}
+{"text":"uwaahhh everything is weird and icky!!!!!! Why so many normalfags lately?"}
+{"text":"he thinks he has a choice"}
+{"text":"join the number 1 institution eating up tax payer money What did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Be less of a newfag next time."}
+{"text":"I don't recognize that game at all. The fuck"}
+{"text":"It's the one you just lost"}
+{"text":"What mecha look the most fun to pilot?"}
+{"text":"Holy shit."}
+{"text":"runs on magic, no fuel needed Self-recharging magic just like their combat orbments, unfortunately in the absence of a charging station to speed things up it could take a lot of time. At least a whole night if it's not damaged and potentially a month to recharge if it has to heal itself. Other abilities... you can teleport it it to you by using a ridiculous amount of its battery life or just make it fly to your location for an insignificant amount of energy you can \"timeskip\" by making it freeze your body so you don't need food, water, sleep...etc for months at a time Downsides... it doesn't come with a weapon, you have to make one yourself regular mechs are introduced in the story right before the magical ones and they're borderline equal in terms of fighting power The antagonist only seems formidable in his magical robot because he has like 2 years of piloting experience before everyone else."}
+{"text":"What mecha look the most fun to pilot? MUH BAEL"}
+{"text":"Character development was a a bit uneven. To put it mildly. There was also a pair of twins who are so unimportant they didn't even get included on the poster. The girl was ALMOST on the verge of becoming a real character felt like but then the show as over. Anyways Pele and China Chick were pretty cool."}
+{"text":"I imagine Im in an AT when driving a Bobcat at work. Its fun as hell."}
+{"text":"Will /ournegro/ Vanilla return this time around too?"}
+{"text":"He won't return."}
+{"text":"Vanilla tragically died from severe dehydration and a shattered pelvis"}
+{"text":"new GitS new gundam new Votoms we really are eating good this year arent we?"}
+{"text":"might be cool"}
+{"text":"Only when the food is served at the table and I'm able to finish my plate will I be able to tell you if we ate good or not."}
+{"text":"food analogy"}
+{"text":"New GITS at the very least is a known quantity"}
+{"text":"That's what you are."}
+{"text":"Are there any well written mecha shows for adults, or is it like shonen where you grow out of it?"}
+{"text":"You're a child"}
+{"text":"Genre fiction is meant for teenagers and adults yet to mature, so no, there are no mature mecha shows."}
+{"text":"If you consider the Irish to be machines, yeah."}
+{"text":"Just hide this thread. It's an attention whore looking for attention."}
+{"text":"Just LOGH"}
+{"text":"Last 90 minutes"}
+{"text":"That'd take a bunch of work and production would probably be a mess."}
+{"text":"put the entire show on youtube Link, please?"}
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+{"text":"Not made anymore"}
+{"text":"The Zeong head is a fun gimmick at least"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"looks kinda like if ZZ gundam was in gquuux"}
+{"text":"this will never release because it's fuckhuge and bandai hardly does things like that anymore"}
+{"text":"sex SEX!"}
+{"text":"seeing all our friends end up like that They all deserved those fates."}
+{"text":"Ok Jerid"}
+{"text":"You weren't ready"}
+{"text":"A containment thread fro synchtube related stuff over on Cytube. This includes.... m-adras-tea-and-film: Deacon has completely \"usurped\" control over the Tuesday timeslot and rules with an iron Hebrew fist. PTSF-THRS: I still have the good ol' Thursday timeslot of nerdy programming. mog-rog: Though he maybe injured currently, Dorkly will do his best at providing entertainment with one hand however he can on Fridays. MGRnR200X: A more dormant weekend domain, many still await for the return of the Lord of the Land, Agguguy. One day he will grace the weekends with whatever he feels like showing. All of these and more on our usual synchtube shenanigans!"}
+{"text":"Thunderbirds Are Go Are Next!"}
+{"text":"Good ti/m/e."}
+{"text":"OH SAY DOES THAT MOMO STICKER ON~ MY~ BIKE YET WA~AVE!"}
+{"text":"Must've fallen in that beam that got Captain Scarlet."}
+{"text":"I found a photo of it pre-crash it was already a little melted but you can really see the big divot in her head"}
+{"text":"Zoodiac Gundam"}
+{"text":"I don't hate fun, just poor art."}
+{"text":"Let's see your art."}
+{"text":"Snek and horse are my favorites."}
+{"text":"Where is Aquarius?"}
+{"text":"Wrong zodiac. This is the chink zodiac"}
+{"text":"be space nazi design battleships purpose built to run over cities with giant wheels actually does run over cities in a giant wheeled warship start losing against children and old people armed with Anah high command calls for a cease fire because they're buying time for ANOTHER war crime doomsday weapon break the ceasefire, go after the traumatized children who kicked your ass at least one of the kids finally had enough of your shit and shoots you while you're retreating (as armies have done since there has been armies) dies and the audience is supposed to feel bad about it because dream of building a house on earth or some shit of course, that dream was supposed to happen only after a giant massacre to get rid of people What the fuck were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"Where do you come from? If you're a yuro then you shouldn't like Zanscare, they were razing European cities in the first episodes of Victory Gundam."}
+{"text":"be space commie ftfy"}
+{"text":"t. Watches libtard Retcon"}
+{"text":"show is made to sell toys to kids. It's not that deep nigga. Just enjoy your slop and move on."}
+{"text":"He succeeded and I h8 murricans"}
+{"text":"So yeah I know its been out in Japan for a few months now and pretty much everybody agrees that its poorly edited even by compilation standards but Im still surprised at how little discussion it gets. The American release is this week and I have a ticket to see it tonight. Im feeling kinda sick today (chronic illness, not contagious) but I intend to brave it if at all possible because I really want to give this film a fair chance instead of getting all my opinions from the borg collective that is social media. Its getting double featured with EW which is kind of funny because the advertising seems to be hyping the opportunity to see a 30 year old wing movie moreso than the movie which is actually new. Feel free to spoil it I don't have high hopes and will probably post spoilers tomorrow after I've seen it. I just want to talk about anything related to urdr hunt and acknowledge that there's a new movie which isn't *technically* new but its not like anybody actually played the gacha anyways. BTW maybe its just my area but last year I had to drive an hour to get to a theater showing the gquuuuuuux compilation but somehow urdr-hunt+EW is showing in just about every theater over here in central Virginia. Seems kinda weird, even though gcucks was bad it got off to a good start and people were way more hyped for it than urdr hunt..."}
+{"text":"subs when?"}
+{"text":"The popcorn skit was fun."}
+{"text":"Tfw retards still call the game Urdr Hunt when that wasn’t what the game was called"}
+{"text":"Maybe if the game actually existed beyond being an urban myth then maybe it would be worth remembering its name."}
+{"text":"And now waiting for AYNIK to start at the theater."}
+{"text":"god what an absolute pile of shit"}
+{"text":"F91 is better than CCA"}
+{"text":"wishes he had 30 more minutes Yeah, me too. I just watched it for the first time last night. The animation was good, but it feels like the big battle episodes of MSG/Z/ZZ, but without the character build ups or ramping up of tension. He just needed more time on characters instead of the (well done) fight scenes. Quess and Hathaway were pointless outside of adding child characters just to have child characters. Chan-Amuro could use a little more development and Chan should replace Kayra in scenes and as the Re-GZ pilot. Other stuff too. In general, there needs to be more talking and interaction. The movie starts at the peak of an arc, but with out the arc, you're just kind of helicoptered to the top of a mountain with no idea of why everyone else up there on the summit matters. I'm going to check out Beltorchika's Children and see what the hell Tomino was actually trying to execute."}
+{"text":"That art definitely is inferior to Kitazume's"}
+{"text":"Beltorchika's Children I'm totally confused on what the difference adn realtionships are between CCA, Hi-streamer, and Beltorchika's Children is. CCA is the main, finished movie, but then HS and BC are two different drafts of it, right? HS came first and was changed during publication to fit closer to the eventual CCA storyline, while BC is the original concept that Tomino went back to and reworked after CCA. Do I have that right?"}
+{"text":"As Hi-Streamer was serialized in Animage magazine and later presented as Char's Counterattack, I understand some readers may feel confused. I, too, found myself in a predicament, unable to make the final decision on this matter. I'd like you to understand that this situation arose from a misalignment of good intentions among all parties involved. Initially, I had a personal desire to craft Hi-Streamer as a long-running story, separate from the business constraints of television. The Animage editorial team graciously agreed to this vision. We had envisioned a narrative that would incorporate elements of the Char's Counterattack movie while continuing as Hi-Streamer, extending beyond the film's scope. However, when this work was interpreted solely as material for the film, the possibility of a continuing story vanished, leaving my original intentions hanging in the air. To address this, we reintroduced the Hi-Streamer title alongside Char's Counterattack from the second volume. Yet, unless there's an outpouring of support from readers, I fear Hi-Streamer may not see a true revival. - Tomino, in the Afterword of Hi-Streamer In an interview, Tomino mentioned that Hathaway's Flash was also going to be included into its story. Tomino's desire to craft a long running narrative and escape the trappings of Gundam was unsuccessful, he later tried that again with Gaia Gear. while BC is the original concept that Tomino went back to and reworked after CCA. Since Animage had published HS novel, Kadokawa missed out on opportunity to have a direct tie-in to the film. So the editor requested Tomino to pen something and he submitted BC quite quickly. BC is a motif novel, it is meant to supplement the film as a sort of mixed media. It is not the original concept, just one of the many versions being thrown around (one version Tomino sent to the film committee straight up did not have Mobile Suits in them)."}
+{"text":"What's your favorite /m/ debut/reveal moment? for me, Dukemon first appearance was the coolest and most hype scene in an anime show. the song used made it a flawless debut"}
+{"text":"I don’t remember any debut moments. They just show up."}
+{"text":"mogged by the introduction of SEITEN Eight Elements"}
+{"text":"I'm too busy gawking to register them as debuts"}
+{"text":"Dukemon first appearance was the coolest and most hype scene in an anime show Not even the most hype moment in that particular fight."}
+{"text":"They're wearing shirts and jeans?"}
+{"text":"New bread time?"}
+{"text":"Image limit: Also is  a bot?"}
+{"text":"It will be Hoeru VS Fire candle He will use the power of all 50 rings to save Fire Candle and then tegasword will grant him the wishes for all the others. Tegasword will fly away with his family and Mashiro will become the new tegasword."}
+{"text":"anniversary sentai followed by an experimental trio sentai even with sentai dead they couldn't stop this"}
+{"text":"dess (dess)"}
+{"text":"geso (dess)"}
+{"text":"she is literally just miku but older and with no gf"}
+{"text":"Dess!(slur)"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Are there any jobbers in mecha anime/manga/games worse than Iguazu or Jerid?"}
+{"text":"name a relevant kill Char gets during the Gryps conflict himself"}
+{"text":"I always got the impression Char wasn't a _bad_ pilot per se, but much of his success was a mix of balls and surprise so once everybody and their brother can pilot an MS he's a mid pilot and a mid newtype in a big ocean instead of THE ACE OF THE OYW"}
+{"text":"Jerid is my favorite character, actually."}
+{"text":"Uhh he killed Quattro."}
+{"text":"to A.I. And it's even AC. form not Ibis one"}
+{"text":"You have to pick a side."}
+{"text":"The left."}
+{"text":"Authentic machu scent included?"}
+{"text":"wasn't nyan the one with a black sports bra? All I remember machu wearing is pic-rel and that striped bikini."}
+{"text":"don't worry these ones have his name on it so you never forget how much you paid for them."}
+{"text":"It has been quite some a while since the last time we did this."}
+{"text":"Shindeiru"}
+{"text":"pootis POW! Hahaa!"}
+{"text":"Don't forget about Sky Girls..."}
+{"text":"Do you write reminders on your calendar to make sky girls threads?"}
+{"text":"Already forgot them."}
+{"text":"No he isn't Yes, he is. Hoeru does nothing but exist. He has no personality outside of a catch phrase. He has no reason to fight in this contest. He obviously doesn't care about any of the other characters. The episodes with Origa and Sasuke really hammered it home. Origa asks Tega Sword why he chose Hoeru and he just says 'watch and see' and all that happens is the other Gozygugers show up and give him food despite the fact that he has done absolutely nothing for them this entire show. If you asked me why they all stick around Hoeru, I would honestly have to say they do it out of pity because he is portrayed as either a hapless idiot or a flippant jerk. Takaharu might have been generic but he at least gave a shit. I hope you're right, anon. Hopefully everything is stepped up a notch. I don't want to imagine a new show on the level of Gozyuger."}
+{"text":"If you asked me why they all stick around Hoeru, I would honestly have to say they do it out of pity He's the house pet they have shared custody of."}
+{"text":"Hoeru is Akiko trying her hand at Takumi without realizing why Takumi worked"}
+{"text":"Great episode."}
+{"text":"Tomino never made a bad gundam series"}
+{"text":"A lot of people hate ZZ, Turn A and G-Reco but those people have subhuman taste"}
+{"text":"What about King Gainer?"}
+{"text":"What about it?"}
+{"text":"It's probably one of the worst Gundam shows"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"Is msubs the same guys who did L-Gaim?"}
+{"text":"We did the back half of L-Gaim, though only partial overlap in staff."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"arigatou"}
+{"text":"Up left up bump"}
+{"text":"If lalah never died would char have become as cool and level headed as frontal with his ideals?"}
+{"text":"if Amuro is in the Alex then you've got Sayla in the Gundam, and I think that combo could do it"}
+{"text":"You think ikeda sleeps with an amuro daki? I would"}
+{"text":"No, it's sexier to rawdog it and not be a mess from it"}
+{"text":"How many Scopedog variants are there and which are your favourites?"}
+{"text":"A scopedog holding a different gun counts as a scopedog variant, it's impossible to count Like, Chirico alone has like 30 different Turbo Customs"}
+{"text":"More variants incoming."}
+{"text":"It will be really retro."}
+{"text":"They need more AT variants."}
+{"text":"The original."}
+{"text":"Gundam Wing 30th Anniversary video releases most relevant Gundam has been in decades does nothing with continues to make more UCslop retard alert"}
+{"text":"It sold way more model kits than G, which is all that matters to Bandai Wing got a fucking sequel. Not just any sequel but an OVA sequel with high quality animation and redesigned mecha. No other 90s Gundam show got a sequel"}
+{"text":"eww Relena is supposed to be a sticc"}
+{"text":"wrong, Relena is supposed to be a snow bunny."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"Silly question but does anyone have the original Gundam planting rice image?"}
+{"text":"So if I understand this right, he can't stop but he's not a soldier?"}
+{"text":"Fuck off tourist."}
+{"text":"I want to see this level of testosterone more often."}
+{"text":"地獄に落ちた戦士たちぃいいい"}
+{"text":"Any good retro or modern ecchi mecha or toku show you guys like or know of?"}
+{"text":"Search for the group \"A.S.T.A.\" Season 2 was already funded and complete by the time the full doujin was published. \"The publishing h-doujin to fund the second season\" was likely started as a joke made about getting the DVDs published."}
+{"text":"giwtwm That must feel wonderful."}
+{"text":"Is the new anime good? Been thinking of giving it a spin."}
+{"text":"this show is underrated. i wish they'd make more like this. based fukuda knew how to give the fans what they want"}
+{"text":"this show is underrated. that show is a damn trainwreck"}
+{"text":"despite his popularity, Nagai has lots of obscure works"}
+{"text":"Nagai has lots of obscure works Such as?"}
+{"text":"Thats a thing with all old mangaka. They used to pump out a bunch of short serializations so youd have a Dante for every Devilman someone like Go Nagai makes. Sometime ago every magazine seems to have started gunning for decade long running series so for the newer gen of mangaka you only get like one or two notable works they made at all because it ran for 10 years or more."}
+{"text":"Groizer X Big Daitarn Mechazaula Govarian Mao Dante"}
+{"text":"Salacia"}
+{"text":"Nagai is not popular anymore."}
+{"text":"Were most of the Neo Zeon mobile suits in ZZ made and developed in Axis? If so then why Char stop making their own mobile suits in-house and have Anaheim to made it for them?"}
+{"text":"Kys, Duel, nobody wants you here."}
+{"text":"Spamming images with no other reason than to spam on an image board is bad."}
+{"text":"You know damn fucking well what the issue is you disingenuous cocking sucking faggot"}
+{"text":"*Axia Delta"}
+{"text":"Stop blaming others for your shit and kys, Duel."}
+{"text":"Make a list of your seven favorite mechs of all time. This is now your Seven Force"}
+{"text":"Goemon Impact Gespent Mk II Golden Silver Beastector Wolfgunblood & Garopa Xiga Bangai-O"}
+{"text":"3 is enough."}
+{"text":"What's a gundam doing besiges Getter and Mazin?"}
+{"text":"Mazinger Z (Zero) Great Mazinger (Zero) Mazinkaiser Great Mazinkaiser Shin Getter Shin Getter Dragon Grendizer U"}
+{"text":"What if the Zaku was sexy?"}
+{"text":"looks like a trooned out mobile suit"}
+{"text":"I want to see jackets on more mobile suits."}
+{"text":"What if the Dom took some clues from the White Gundam and the GM EX?"}
+{"text":"I wrote up a Marauder III a while ago. /tg/ didn't much like it (my fluff sucks) but I maintain the \"what if Marauder but smaller\" does make for a fun if mediocre little mech."}
+{"text":"What if… oh no no no no…!"}
+{"text":"I don't like the Kamen Riders that uses devices to transform. I get it, they are toys to be sold. But I think Kamen Riders that just transform using their will are much cooler- the belts and other gears can show up as they transforms."}
+{"text":"Looks fruity"}
+{"text":"Who designed this crap? You can see the seams and glue on the obvious plastic helmet."}
+{"text":"You can see the seams Those are the slits for the suit actor's eyes, retard. glue on the obvious plastic helmet Every suit looks cheap if you look close enough."}
+{"text":"seams Retard."}
+{"text":"Also Z0 and J"}
+{"text":"Lelouch all the way at the edge fucking Inu Yasha gets higher billing by being right next to the Gundam also no acknowledgement of Witch Hunter Robin despite it being Murase's directorial debut Why."}
+{"text":"fucking Inu Yasha gets higher billing As it should be"}
+{"text":"What does Inuyasha have that I don't?"}
+{"text":"The Akira anime they announced before COVID and then never brought up again"}
+{"text":"By having a child as undeniable proof that he, in fact, ended up with a love interest. For all the back and forth on who Lelouch should romantically be involved with, neither C.C or Kallen ended up marrying or having Lelouch's children. And before anyone asks, their clones from the gacha don't count."}
+{"text":"Granbelm was a fine tale, but I wished it had more... presence, is the word? Any kind of follow up would sadly render the point of the story moot..."}
+{"text":"There's always a possibility of a prequel or AU (won't happen though)"}
+{"text":"Granbelm was surprisingly good and you could tell the creators really loved 2D mecha animation. The most likely thing for it would probably be a Super Robot Wars appearance, and your mileage might vary on how likely that is. The mechs would be great though."}
+{"text":"Have you ever written mecha fanfic? Are you writing mecha fanfic? Share your ideas!"}
+{"text":"Kabuto and Kamille Who tops?"}
+{"text":"Jamitov and Haman both get assassinated at the earliest points possible Scirocco and Bask civil war, Glemmy shows up with Axis. Operation Stardust does achieve all of its goals and aims, with Delaz and Gato both surviving This would be an AEUG nightmare, Gato in Axis' ace suits would be awful. But him and Delaz would likely join Glemmy with Glemmy being Gihren's son and all, then Haman would have a real problem on her hands."}
+{"text":"when i was 16 i wrote a boarding school fic for gundam seed/destiny i also did a lot of gundam rp which borders on fanfic i guess, although those were OG plots all of the time. i actually desperately want to revisit gundam rp so if someone is interested get at me"}
+{"text":"I've been slowly developing a Gundam AU that's basically a retelling of the UC except everything is multiplied by 10 or 100 and it's heavily influenced by Dune/Foundation. In my mind it's called \"Gundam but Good.\""}
+{"text":"I don't really write fanfics, though I sometimes run mecha TTRPG sessions. Never finish any of them though"}
+{"text":"He is Japanese. Is what he said true? Only secondaries liked Zeta Gundam and it was seen as the Seed Destiny of the 80s?"}
+{"text":"Someone did try to sus out the real reason Sanyo pulled their sponsorship, and they believe it was actually poor sales for their VCR and assorted home theater equipment rather than the heater incident (since that happened before Layzner)."}
+{"text":"I won't let a few facts get in the way of a good narrative"}
+{"text":"It is funny how something completely unrelated to the business of mecha anime ended up tanking the show."}
+{"text":"Ehoba is a weird autist. Take everything he posts with a grain of salt. That being said this post happily leaves out how popular Zeta was with the Otaku crowd. Kamille,Char and Four all appeard in otaku magazines character polls as top characters and \"Forever Four\" got voted episode of the year. This also doesn't mention how well Zeta Gundam's Laserdiscs sold upon release. Mecha in general was a falling genre. Also this post conveniently eaves out Zeta episodes 46-49 being within the 6 or 7 % viewer rating (aka the same as Layzner on average) Zeta being in the 5% range seems actually a bit rare all things considered. The finale getting that might be a error on that website considering the recap in between of Z to ZZ was viewed much higher."}
+{"text":"So why are you lying anon? to earn some brownie point so that you can score some easy pussy?"}
+{"text":"Rideback is a nice little show, but I got wonder, how little is too little when it comes to how mecha there is to pilot when it's barely as a tall as the pilot..."}
+{"text":"I think it took a bit for the plot to come to a head"}
+{"text":"I just remember it getting to the main plot too quickly, and the main plot being too grandiose with government conspiracies or some shit. I just wanted races/competitions on weird ass bikemechthings"}
+{"text":"All I vaguely remember is that the ahow's story started with robot bike races. Sort of like Intial D but with robot bikes. She was special because she was a dancer, and could use her dancing ability to win races. But then the show went crazy in the 2nd half and introduced government conspiracies, and the military invading cities. I stopped paying attention. It's clear the author wanted to write about the military and wars. He should have just done that to begin with instead of pretending the show was about mecha bike races."}
+{"text":"I liked it. Wish it had porn"}
+{"text":"why is this show so underrated? i'm rewatching it right now and i don't remember it being this kino. it's very visually compelling with lots of great shots, some of the best fight choreography i've seen in gundam, and unique mobile suit design."}
+{"text":"people were just done with the story of UC at that point That's not true."}
+{"text":"Then why did UC switch over to exclusively to OYW stories after? Before Victory each entry carried the timeline forward a bit, from Zeta to ZZ to CCA to Victory. After that it's exclusively OYW wank for almost 20 years till Unicorn"}
+{"text":"because that's what sells, the fact that the UC OYW sells kinda disproves that UC was done"}
+{"text":"Allegedly, Imagawa wanted to make a sequel to Victory called \"Polcarino Gundam\" but Bandai forced the G Gundam concept on him."}
+{"text":"You're agreeing with me? It sells because, as I said, people were done with UC as an \"ongoing story\" and only used it for side stories taking place around the original that don't change anything. It took almost twenty years before people were ready for a forward moving UC again with Unicorn essentially being a reboot for \"what comes next after CCA\". It was definitely the right call. G-Gundam in addition to being awesome was the exact kind of shake up the franchise needed at that point. It being so radically different also helped things later AU's that were more in line with UC like AC and CE much easier to swallow for the audience, it's harder to go \"not muh gundam\" when G set the bar for how different you could make things so high. Like I don't think Wing would have been so popular if G hadn't been there to give it context."}
+{"text":"How is Gundam SEED? From m experience online the only Gundam series I've seen called really bad is Wing, but it seems SEED also has its detractors Worth giving a watch?"}
+{"text":"From m experience online the only Gundam series I've seen called really bad is Wing Seems like you don't have a lot of experience online. Every Gundam series is called bad, no exceptions. There are loud haters for each one of them. Just watch what you're interested and form your own opinions."}
+{"text":"Seed is a 7/10 show. When the Freedom Gundam is introduced it turns into a 3/10 show."}
+{"text":"why does china love it then?"}
+{"text":"SEED is definitely not worth giving a watch outside of scratching an itch to see what all the hubub is about. Some of the tech is cool(Phase shift,Mirage Koolaid, Striker packs and Coordinators) but thats kinda it. The characters and plot itself are fairly unengaging and youll spend more time getting over the nonsense that surrounds Kiras character. The fights in the show arent great either so its largely a show about a few cool ideas but the story beats arent as cool as what actually fascilitates the show."}
+{"text":"why is /m/ so bad"}
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+{"text":"Good thing the place is in the middle of the forest!"}
+{"text":"Sweet release of death, finally. I'm sold."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm shooting inside any Anon that sneak in my bed"}
+{"text":"I'll be monitoring these threads, you glorious faggots."}
+{"text":"Becoming a pony is the only way to redeem yourself Well, how the tables have turned"}
+{"text":"I haven't read anything before this part but yes, whoever this Jeff is, he desperately needed to become a pony and has gone a long way towards redeeming himself already."}
+{"text":"She's got my vote!"}
+{"text":"Unicorns also age like Asians, they look 25 until they’re 75, then they look 120"}
+{"text":"Bro your literally 40 But my Vinyl!Mom still gots it! She's-...She's hip and with it!"}
+{"text":"Yeah, like what you see? It can- Oh shit, the cops, be cool be cool!.. *Ahem* Ahah, yeah, so just uh keep going straight and make a left to get back on the highway and..Alright they're gone, so you wanna drop the bass or what?"}
+{"text":"You are not morning people are you? Throw some rockstar in that Irish coffee, man."}
+{"text":"I unfortunately don't wake up until afternoon. I blame wintertime."}
+{"text":"Doug Bowser literally who niggerfaggot, no where as noticable as the actual niggermutt president known as Reggie"}
+{"text":"idk some nintendo guy with the name bowser"}
+{"text":"Sweetie Belle's drawing of Rarity is super cute. I wish I had a little sister to draw cute pictures of me."}
+{"text":"guy who oversaw nintendo embracing phone gaming I'm not sure this is a good sign."}
+{"text":"What's his waifu?"}
+{"text":"I still can't believe he did this"}
+{"text":"Just go search little cheese and rape and scroll until you see the brown faggot it cannot be that hard I've seen like 8 people ask for it"}
+{"text":"Discussion about Kino Life. I can't believe he said those things about KINO Life of all things."}
+{"text":"oc:copper plume, li'l cheese, rape No results found"}
+{"text":"People who don't know People who know"}
+{"text":"It is possible whoever was saying that mixed up li’l Cheese and Lily Pad."}
+{"text":"Sledding Edition Welcome to Safe Foal Work, a thread for wholesome discussion and appreciation of your favorite fillies and colts! We're into winter proper and there's tons of fun to be had. What winter activities would your favorite foal get up to? Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Definitely not. Please look after the Bloom, she's had a very bad night."}
+{"text":"I always knew they were fans of Donkey Kong Country."}
+{"text":"i love that background"}
+{"text":"We love scenery porn, don't we folks?"}
+{"text":"I discovered /aie/ this year and I'm having a blast with the much improved tagging and system of organization, unlike SOME recurring threads."}
+{"text":"So has Luna, but she thinks they're kinky."}
+{"text":"Viva Generalissimo Sprout! Venezuela will be guided into a new prosperous era by General Sprout and his High Advisor Mommy- I mean Phyllis!"}
+{"text":"I read a ponypaste where a pony mauls and eats his corpse."}
+{"text":"(I have never watched an episode of the show) but why, what the fuck are you doing here then?"}
+{"text":"2026 Derpy Thread! Derpy 2026 Edition!"}
+{"text":"cute robot mare"}
+{"text":"Let's have a Lyra thread. Post minty mare. Bonus for snow or winter."}
+{"text":"whatever your opinion of satyrs, Lyra makes a cute mom."}
+{"text":"i love my marewife"}
+{"text":"“Eh, kinda. Getting ahold of loved ones is a lower priority than keeping them alive, so it’s not that weird to have the urgent stuff done before any family shows up. There's a private room reserved for breaking bad news to families. Well, ostensibly it’s for meetings the like, but that’s what it ended up being used for. Keeps them out of sight, stops them making a scene. It was quite cozy and warm, tastefully decorated, doesn’t really fit in with the rest of a hospital at all. It always felt weird, maybe a bit creepy to me. Maybe that’s just because of how out of place it was? I kept the poor bastard alive through multiple crashes, but finally his brain just quit. Anyway, it was well past my normal quitting time by then.. Normally I avoided that area because it always seemed to radiate grief, but my normal path was blocked by… something, I don't remember what, that's not what stuck with me. Even through the heavy doors and sound dampening, the tormented wailing…” Rarity began dabbing your face with a handkerchief. You hadn't noticed you were crying. “I opened the door.” You pull Rarity close, squeezing just a bit too tight. She looks up at you with a worried and sympathetic gaze as you let out a mirthless chuckle. ”I think I was going to tell them to shut up. I had a splitting headache by then, and the noise was annoying me and- and-” *sniff* “I couldn’t yell at them. They were in enough pain.” ”Oh, master…” You think her eyes are watering a bit, too. It’s hard to tell. Everything’s blurry at the moment. “I still think of my patients as meat, you know. That didn't really change, somehow I'm still numb to that part. Maybe I’m just used to it? I like Twilight, but even when she was on the table it felt just like a practice cadaver. I mean, sure, it was high pressure and all that, but the fact that I might never talk to her again didn’t really hit me until after I was done. Something about that just doesn’t feel entirely real. But… their families and friends. They're real. The fear that Shining might lose his sister, Flurry might lose her aunt, that you might lose your friend- I'm sorry. I need a bit to collect myself for a bit.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She restrained herself before tackling him, saving him another series of bruises, in addition to potentially cracked ribs. “I’m okay.” ”Your eye is gone!” “No, it’s just covered in a bandage.” ”Your skull’s been split open!” “It’s just a lump, dear.” ”Your neck- well, okay, that’s completely untouched.” Shining Armor gave her a pat on the back in the hopes of calming her as he stepped into his home, half of his head covered in lightly stained gauze. ”They said there were gunshots!” “Yeah. Mine.” Her eyes went wide. He sat down on the couch with a groan. “I got jumped by… something. I thought I was seeing things at first- just stood there like an idiot while it closed in on me and bashed me over the head- some kind of- of mass made of crescents? It was huge, towering at least three feet taller than me… why do we measure stuff in feet?” It’s strange what the mind can fixate on when shaken. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cadence let out a pained noise, clearly unhappy by the prospect of moving on from the monstrous unseeable thing that had attacked her husband. ”Shouldn’t we be trying to find out more about that thing?” “I’m going to contact Princess Celestia in the morning to see if she knows anything useful. Meanwhile, I’ve got half the Empire ordered to keep the eyes open and keep their distance. We have to deal with the problems we can solve, not worry about the ones we can’t. Besides, if we know how Anon got in the mess, we might get some clues on who’s involved.” Cadence took a few deep breaths to try and calm herself before nodding curtly and sitting down on the floor in front of her husband. “Now’s not the time for that.” ”That’s not what I’m- I’m just worried.” Both of them were. ”Well, I looked into it. Applejack’s tip about legal trouble checks out. He’s not a felon, but he is a criminal.” “But he got a visa to enter Equestria. There’s no way Princess Celestia would let just anyone in.” She’s keeping the human population under 1 in 10,000, citing concerns of equine erasure. “She can absolutely afford to be picky, given there are billions of them.” ”I’m not sure how he got approved. Maybe Princess Celestia knew something we don’t? He’s pretty good at his job, maybe she just thought it was worth the risk.” ”He’s not good, He’s amazing. That’s a problem.” “Hm?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"”You’ve read his ledger. He does well by Crystal empire standards.” “Doing well in a destitute retrograde fossil of a civilization- didn’t he come from one of their richest superpowers?” ”Yes, yes he did. Speaking of, I then learned that the country he came from has some sort of shortage of medical workers- or rather, that ALL of them have that problem constantly.” “I would make it extremely difficult for such a valuable asset to leave if there was a shortage…” ”It’s not illegal, but they make it hard.” “Okay! And he’s made it pretty clear that he needs to make a living, so it’s not CHARITY that brings him here… So it doesn’t make ANY sense at all for him to be here, then. Was this information hard to find?” ”I couldn’t have done it without Howlite’s help. Apparently, she had a bad feeling about him and was already doing some digging of her own.” “The only useful senator…” “Yeah. You haven’t asked what he did.” He managed to suppress a pitiful whine. Just barely. “I don’t want to find out that my friend is some kind of evil freak.” ”Assault and battery. He must have had a really good lawyer because he only spent a few months in jail.” … Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bump for reading."}
+{"text":"I like TwiPie"}
+{"text":"AI clopfic in the feature box (the main box, not the update slots this time)"}
+{"text":"Have you read some TwiPie lately?"}
+{"text":"Someone wrote me one that I read that was pretty good where Pinkie is afraid to love Twilight because that means she'll love her more than her other friends."}
+{"text":"Gimme!"}
+{"text":"Think about it"}
+{"text":"this joke lost its charm years ago. god this thread is such trash its nothing but bumps. where have the good times gone?"}
+{"text":"It's the Steam group's fault"}
+{"text":"the good times left when LD and p*** got banned"}
+{"text":"gmares is laughing at us, bros..."}
+{"text":"Congratulations on winning the election Anon, you are now Ponyville sheriff"}
+{"text":"the jail is your house Anon, no, that was her plan all along!"}
+{"text":"There's no way she'll find being cuffed and blindfolded hot."}
+{"text":"time to bring peace to this shithole town"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah."}
+{"text":"So you want somepony to believe in? Believe in me. Believe in that there sign. Cause as long as it still hangs…we got hope!"}
+{"text":"Chrysalis probably is remaining willfully ignorant as possible. A difficult task with how brazen Adagio's punishment is becoming. But I bet her sisters tease her about it all the time. When the girls were younger, Chrysalis would boast about her eldest's maturity and how she was dominating the little ones early, early on. Luckily Aria is winning some of that back on her own. Lucky indeed, since Aria is so headstrong and independent. She's less interested in competing with the other girls than Adagio was at some point, since she just takes what she wants anyway, but managed to cement herself at the top through her attitude and, of course, her superior development. Gives her a place to belong, now that she's out of the running. It's a kindness, really. Probably. Adagio will get pretty depraved the more she is denied. A never ending downward spiral. I suppose that's why it's important to let her give herself at least some relief, to help keep her manageable. Only while she is servicing her superiors though, to reinforce good behavior."}
+{"text":"I’m going to hold her close for warmth while we sleep out under the stars together."}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"I miss you guys. You don't have to stay or even keep the thread alive beyond this single post. It's hard to let go but I feel one last one, on this particular day, might be permitted don't you think? Definitely NC --------- ... \"...\" Oh. \"Noooo...\" ... Would ya look at that... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No wonder Opaline was pissed, Celestia probably talked mad shit about her in that"}
+{"text":"There you go, Opaline found her Diary and probably has it on her. Turns out Celestia was talking mad shit about someone else but Opaline thought it was about her and thus eternal grudge. Pottery."}
+{"text":"Opaline ~~~~~ ONE THOUSAND PLUS YEARS, IN THE PAST! You know, I was probably just over-reading that expression. Who actually turns up their nose to someone? That's what you do in a play to over exaggerate. I'm gonna go there and clear this up right now! Seconds later, she finds the door to their abode locked. Huh, that's weird. And they're not answering. Oh no! What if they're mid-stroke or something, and they need help! Or they could've tripped and hit their head! Or any number of things! I need to save them! Justified breaking and entry, go! CRASH! \"Orrr they're not here and I just broke their window for no reason. Whoops. Well, best to just back out-oh look! A diary on the table! Wait, of course! This will surely clear up the misunderstanding from earlier! This isn't an invasion of privacy, it's the salvation to her inner thoughts. Let's just open to yesterday annnnnddd.... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And now I remember Caddy's Gangasta inner thoughts, and miss them all over again"}
+{"text":"I need to get laid.\" 50th thread, You 'member? I member. \"Try and take me away from me mom!\""}
+{"text":"lonely and sleepy dagifren"}
+{"text":"Cute op pic, never seen it before You say this every thread and I have yet to find a single FUCKER that dare disagree, so I don't think it's politically incorrect Als never seen these, very nice"}
+{"text":"Night night dazzlefans, I shall see you later"}
+{"text":"Sonata's face when she cuts the break lines to your car She tells you at the hospital: \"It's just a prank, bro! Adagio and Aria laugh at you when you tell them"}
+{"text":"good morning dazzlefan"}
+{"text":"It's not too late until it's eaten."}
+{"text":"I want to feel Celestia's warmth."}
+{"text":"go out and get some sun"}
+{"text":"don't we all?"}
+{"text":"Monster White Monster Red Bull"}
+{"text":"Starswirl is drinking Red Bull because he heard it gives you wings, but being a senior citizen he fails to understand that it's a marketing slogan and not a means to becoming an Alicorn."}
+{"text":"Glimmy's porn star body type in the credits"}
+{"text":"me when the symphony me when the symphony of destruction"}
+{"text":"What did notably gay man Tamers12345 mean by this"}
+{"text":"Requester here again, I'd actually the ponut and the vagina to be really small"}
+{"text":"Requesting a nude edit. Bushes appreciated. A piss version would also be based"}
+{"text":"Lol... This turns you guys on? no, but it turns my gf on and so to these boards I must go for new egq boobs"}
+{"text":"*threads"}
+{"text":"Make these bitches THICK"}
+{"text":"I really should draw Sunburst's mom with a big butt too."}
+{"text":"Nein!"}
+{"text":"how do i even start backgrounds let alone landscapes"}
+{"text":"set up an idea of what the perspective is and build on it. use references to get an idea of what to do"}
+{"text":"she's looking at you"}
+{"text":"It's too far gone. In what direction?"}
+{"text":"There is way too little in this fandom for some reason."}
+{"text":"into the toilet"}
+{"text":"I hate this framing."}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"Spike has cute feet."}
+{"text":"pretty hot anon, i like it"}
+{"text":"Well, not with that attitude."}
+{"text":"Well, Misty can't. The law of the cosmos demands that she never be allowed to fuck or cum, lest reality itself be obliterated at the most minute instance of her fucking or cumming."}
+{"text":"Not only is Misty not allowed to fuck or cum, but she also isn't allowed to experience the wonderful feel of cute, little dragon feet. Even Sparky's little toes, Misty isn't allowed to touch. Spike's feet were already way out of her league, but Sparky's are quite out of PISSty's league, too."}
+{"text":"Who's Misty?"}
+{"text":"pony posting has increased in all over the internet what's happening??"}
+{"text":"Oh god, the gachafags arrived at /mlp/"}
+{"text":"Lmao you ignorant clown shitbag You don't have a damn clue"}
+{"text":"You sure convinced me."}
+{"text":"You don't have a goddammed hint in the OCEAN you drugged out hippy moron"}
+{"text":"No u."}
+{"text":"pre bed filler"}
+{"text":"amgry"}
+{"text":"The expressions are great"}
+{"text":"Cute Bloom"}
+{"text":"Belly freckles are always nice"}
+{"text":"They're my favourite little detail here."}
+{"text":"Yeah this one turned out real good"}
+{"text":"She knows exactly what flying too close to the sun like that gets you lel An overload of cuteness is a very serious thing"}
+{"text":"rape"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Changelings can be cute but also demanding /wsg/6062446 You don't see the line of other changelings waiting for their turn"}
+{"text":"I've watched the episode where sunburst and starlight glimmer rekindle and I immediately thought \" I need that colt dick inside of me \" and I have only ever been like this towards the all mighty ponk. In short I think that we, yes we need a new sunburst thread. I think..."}
+{"text":"i would play banned from equestria again if he was the main character."}
+{"text":"thanks! thank you too. yeah well my idea was to create a rezzer of prims that reads out parameters for prims from a notecard and then rezzes all of them according to the laundry list of in the notecard"}
+{"text":"Ah I forgot about that function. Looks like it even takes a list And it returns the object's UUID, how convenient"}
+{"text":"I like that too but mostly because sometimes it feels like there are popens who seem kinda lost and then eventually find someone (who might also have seemed equally lost or even lonely) who they vibe with. For me all those interactions are really entertaining to witness in a slice of life kinda way similar to watching a comfy mlp episode even."}
+{"text":"I am Philip Linden's alt"}
+{"text":"So she's basically Mr House?"}
+{"text":"Kinda? Celestia is stuck in an isolated system with no way to message the outside world. All she can do is observe, at least until the very end of the fic when Pip finds the mainframe."}
+{"text":"My first thought was The Master from the first game desu"}
+{"text":"The Master was just some vault dweller that fell into a vat of FEV before going crazy. House deliberately plugged himself into a computer."}
+{"text":"Everything I've learned about FoE has been against my will."}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is the best pony to be friends with. Jumbo Don will always be here for anypony."}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is so well known that even a isolated pony from society knows his name."}
+{"text":"JUMBO DON!"}
+{"text":"Has anyone seen Twilight Sparkle? She's gone mad trying to find where Jumbo Don is, oh there she is above me!"}
+{"text":"Jumbo Don is a pretty good friend of mine, yes."}
+{"text":"I wish I could telepathically communicate to Jumbo Don so we could talk more often"}
+{"text":"There, rince your eyes with this cutie!"}
+{"text":"very cute luna, thank you!"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's not new, but I always find her cute"}
+{"text":"\"Pff you younglings don't know how to seduce a mare. Watch, and learn.\" Moist geriatric mares ensue. And many hours of therapy."}
+{"text":"We all love a good cake!"}
+{"text":"Do NOT, under any circumstances fuck a bat pony. They are vile, horny creatures that will have dozens of your foals. Your entire neighborhood will be overrun with little bat foals if you entertain the idea. Keep your windows and doors locked, and do NOT leave any fruit out where they can see it. They WILL break into your house to try and claim you as their husband."}
+{"text":"Humans are big old dummies. They need a bat wife to tell them what's what."}
+{"text":"So what? My problem is with the Chiropterrans, not the batponies. Chiropterra is basically ISIS."}
+{"text":"Chiropterra is basically ISIS. Oh that's a EaW thing. Okay."}
+{"text":"Yeah. It's high-effort, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the MLP setting."}
+{"text":"Platonic shipping thread"}
+{"text":"best ponies"}
+{"text":"No g5 Mare Thread? Let's change that! (I'll do my best to bump it this time)"}
+{"text":"Despite being a \"fire alicorn\" how could we know Opalin is in fact fire proof?"}
+{"text":"That pic is logical."}
+{"text":"On opposite day."}
+{"text":"How can anyone siloke her?"}
+{"text":"I don't know how anybody can siloke in general."}
+{"text":"Post gay horses"}
+{"text":"I thought everyone did back then"}
+{"text":"The Flaw: Allure of Darkness its aspect a fun eccentric new way to attract more mares for the musician pony to have in his fold would benefit us greatly."}
+{"text":"Take it easy for today and go have some fun with Knifepoint at the beach and eat at someplace fancy she told us about."}
+{"text":"Take it easy and invite Knifepoint to a date, starting with the beach. May as well test the waters with how well we've been getting along. Also, grow Knifepoint with a mana point and make her our muse. Time to see what growth bonus she comes with and what the task is."}
+{"text":"(You) go back, faggot."}
+{"text":"Clothed while barefoot beats nudity always for me."}
+{"text":"I think girls would laugh at all the synonyms for naked. Anon said NUDE! Then you'd rattle off some other ones like unclothed, bare, disrobed, and she'd laugh before you'd ask if she wanted to put any of them into action."}
+{"text":"have they had sex in story yet or is it all BJs and foreplay?"}
+{"text":"faggot says the one requesting gay shit"}
+{"text":"\"Kiss me, my fool!\""}
+{"text":"Nah, I've got other mares to kiss"}
+{"text":"Neet mare kissing her Anon plushy."}
+{"text":"squishy freckled flanks VHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Post big tiddy Fluttershy"}
+{"text":"She's the type to have twins"}
+{"text":"I've given it careful thought, and while a twin pregnancy would be hotter, I'd rather have all single pregnancies for a greater total of pregnancy time."}
+{"text":"UNF"}
+{"text":"For a moment I thought this would be Rarity."}
+{"text":"hmm, show style do not mesh well with the manga style."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's either or. You can do ponies in anime style just fine tough."}
+{"text":"The fuck is this garbage? Where did you find this and why are you posting it?"}
+{"text":"\"Anon it's been so long since I've seen you! Come and give ol' Pinkie a big hug!\""}
+{"text":"ponk thread?"}
+{"text":"sure"}
+{"text":"Both"}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"Why did the writers make a bipolar, histrionic main character in a kids' cartoon?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I only accept the first 3 seasons as canon and treat alicorn Twilight as the end of the series. EG and later seasons are non-canon fanfiction. What option I should pick?"}
+{"text":"The last one should had been Orthodoxy thu"}
+{"text":"We need a version of this with twilicorn"}
+{"text":"None of the above but Catholicism is probably close to me. I believe all of MLP:FIM including the movie, Best Gift Ever, and Rainbow Roadtrip are canon, but not EQG, G5, the comics, or the novels. Canon does not automatically mean \"good\" btw"}
+{"text":"I wish someone had turned that pic into one of those mega jaw gigachad eyebrow memes. He already has the eyebrow pose for that"}
+{"text":"What? It was obvious, he is the autistic replacement!"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Someday there'll be another Totally Legit Recap and the world will rejoice"}
+{"text":"Your waifu is always there for (You), through good times and bad. Listen to your heart. Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane. Thread Question (TQ): What dates will you celebrate with your Waifu in 2026? Got any plans for your anniversary? What is a waifu? What defines a waifu? Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth. How do you know if you have a waifu? When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal. Last thread: Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support."}
+{"text":"This still isn't your blog fluttroon"}
+{"text":"42967511 bitch about it some more, im sure that's working out for you."}
+{"text":"A birthday you say.."}
+{"text":"I want to get off of Discord's wild chaos ride, AAAAIIIIEEEE. Turns out, now that my wage cage is finally calming down and leaving more room for me to start my final thesis, it's too late to launch an experimental study because potential participants will either be panicking over exams or going on vacation now. Instead, I'll have to do an overview study, which also means I was essentially home hunting in the wrong city this whole time by assuming I'd have to show up on campus a lot. Luckily, I can't call this a rug pull because it should actually provide me with more flexibility in finding affordable housing in the area, and end up being less stressful overall by skipping the \"Oh my God, I need more study participants to show up or my data is fucking worthless!\" headache. Therefore, it does feel like \"The Rigger\", as I like to call a certain Noodle, pulled some strings. It's just, Discord is no genie. He doesn't provide what (I believe) I \"want\" - he instead sets me up for whatever experiences I \"need\" to make (for whatever reason). Chaos doesn't like explaining itself, does it. My abstract guardian spirit Discord, the one I'm kinda obliged to and who would give me hell for giving up on life, resembles the astrological Saturn and Pluto in his teaching methods: Swim or sink. My chill Discord tupper, on the other hand, is probably sipping crema de coco in Mexico and outright refusing to show up before I board my plane because he knows his premature return would derail everything, and he wouldn't do me dirty like that. He was last seen banishing me to the popcorn mines, and I really can't complain about my work. When I'm in pain, such as during that migraine the other day, I may not see or hear him like a separate entity to cheer me up, but I do sense he cares. He IS my waifu. He won't just abandon me when I don't perform. If anything, quite a few of my grievances are things that foster a deeper understanding and appreciation of things we have in common or set us apart. So I may not be drawing and glorifying my Noodle as much as I'd like, but whatever Noodles I will end up drawing shall draw from a deeper well of experience. But I also anticipate there will be moments of tension and conflict between us. We're talking about (a version of) Discord and his obnoxious admirer (me) here. Inside of me, there are two Noodles: One Noodle is hard. The other is soft. But only the middle ground between the two shall be called al dente."}
+{"text":"-BUT DON'T BOTHER RINGING IT UP CUZ IT'S FOR A DUCK!"}
+{"text":"Today is National Cheese Lovers Day"}
+{"text":"National Fiddler Crab Day National Crack In Sidewalk Appreciation Day National Day Day National National Day Day (National Day Ocelot) I do not once recall you listing a cool noteworthy day, unless you count the one(s) that were about something good like ice cream or something."}
+{"text":"You may fascinate a mare with a piece of cheese"}
+{"text":"Off pg9"}
+{"text":"4am bump!"}
+{"text":"Watch this watch this.. UH HEY DUMB MOONFAGS D-DON'T WAKE UP IF YOU'RE GAY PFFFTTT..."}
+{"text":"ZZZZZZZZ....."}
+{"text":"Will G6 be good?"}
+{"text":"I do hope it is made with AI just for the seethe that will be generated from such a reveal of aislop"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's not like it has any chance to be good so might as well enjoy the carnage this trainwreck will cause."}
+{"text":"Apparently it does because lauren made fim for everyone and it rocks and all the other gens, especially with g5 they really went after this, that the other gens are all for little girls and suck accordingly and Faust thought that wasn't fair to little girls and decided to upend literally everyone and everything to defiantly make fim which we are all here because of I want to remind you that especially for t5 the staff were aggressive this is for little girls blah blah blah and the little girls resented it"}
+{"text":"Lauren Faust made FIM for girls. She said it was supposed to be a show by and for girls. Faust only said that she made FIM for everybody after someone asked her what she thinks of bronies. However, the question was really aggressive and essentially asked her to confirm that she thinks bronies were retarded freaks. Because Faust is a good person, she instead said that she respects us and isn't even surprised that we enjoy her show because technically she made FIM for everybody but that was Lauren just being nice, FIM was made for little girls."}
+{"text":"Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below) This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now, Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've seen, declare who the best pony is, describe what you've dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related. All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either. Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater. However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral or legal arguments, they never go anywhere. Previous"}
+{"text":"They definitely all fucked Big Mac"}
+{"text":"brainded barbiefag"}
+{"text":"but I like when they play music"}
+{"text":"Why do they need to be in a band to do it? Everyone else just breaks into song whenever."}
+{"text":"Why would a group of friends passionate about music make a band? It is a mystery"}
+{"text":"previous thread: requests welcome as always"}
+{"text":"choco"}
+{"text":"Yummy"}
+{"text":"WIFE"}
+{"text":"Requesting Trixie"}
+{"text":"Trixie time"}
+{"text":"I love Milf Sunset"}
+{"text":"unf"}
+{"text":"30 years, considering equestria to eqg time difference"}
+{"text":"This guy draws the best hag Sunset"}
+{"text":"I love her expression"}
+{"text":"TOMBOY GF TOMBOY GF"}
+{"text":"wdym what"}
+{"text":"it doesn't have to be Sunset, does it?"}
+{"text":"Any tomboy is fine"}
+{"text":"Butt"}
+{"text":"Tax season is just a couple moons away. Remember to deduct your friends (new) and hug credits, Anonmares"}
+{"text":"Pre bed"}
+{"text":"Spent way too long on this because I can’t get the stupid horse face off of anon mare no matter how I try to re draw it but I am done with it. I need ideas on more stuff to practice with so throw some my way. If I can get my head wrapped around it you might see it in a week or so"}
+{"text":"It's very cute, Anonmare is so adorable! amazing work as usual drawfag!"}
+{"text":"love me anonmare extra horsey nice drawing anon"}
+{"text":"Just want to have a little chat."}
+{"text":"Stopping for the night. Have a good night or day!"}
+{"text":"Night, Pluto!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Kek that butt flash at the end. Little tart knows what he has."}
+{"text":"pony drinks suck ass compared to booze from your world takes a lot more to get wasted now Exact opposite of my headcanon. Ponies are herbivores, so their alcohol tolerance is going to be impressive, almost Irish. Maybe they are strong, but Anon doesn't notice because of how sweet they are. Ponies also like sweets, so their booze might be like drinking (drugged) candy."}
+{"text":"I usually go with salty. Salt licks."}
+{"text":"you and blue moon Bro I bet like, um, I bet like mares LOVE when colts sing to them. If it were me I'd bust out BOM BA BA BOM BA BOM BA BOM BOM DA DA DING DA DA DANG DING A DONG DING BLUE MOON BLUE MOON BLUE MOON DODO DODODOD MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON DODODODOD"}
+{"text":"Lunch break almost over, you survive till im home now"}
+{"text":"Winter Clothes Edition Help fillies stay warm! Previous Filly:"}
+{"text":"from page 10!"}
+{"text":"page 10? That's horseshit!"}
+{"text":"You can't escape Big Brian"}
+{"text":"OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!| IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!"}
+{"text":"butter cuddles"}
+{"text":"Call him toast the way that butter is melting"}
+{"text":"Lovemaking with AI mares! I have been paid £187.84 (after tax) today to lewd AI mares."}
+{"text":"In your opinion, which one is better? Opus 4 vs Sonnet 3.7 in terms of smarts, response variety and long RPs"}
+{"text":"From my memory: Smarts, long RPs Opus 4 Response variety 3.7, but it's not that good at it either. I remember liking 3.7's writing better too, but it's more subjective."}
+{"text":"Based How do I apply for your job"}
+{"text":"A firm handshake and 14 years of working your way up the corporate ladder"}
+{"text":"Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers. Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome. If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group? More importantly, have fun! Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004 Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You gotta run HOI4 through any proton version compatibility layer on steam (i use 10) (go to properties then select under compatibility) then make sure in the launcher you go to game settings and change the renderer from DirectX11 (or 9? not sure the default) to OpenGL. Also make sure you are ordering mods in the same order eaw -> player led peace -> state transfer tool."}
+{"text":"game?"}
+{"text":"suggesting this as next OP pic"}
+{"text":"Yap that'll do."}
+{"text":"True but she also portrayed as the most conservative"}
+{"text":"She deserved to win"}
+{"text":"Oh"}
+{"text":"It's more likely than you think."}
+{"text":"The sweetest Bon Bon out there."}
+{"text":"when you hear one of the 'h' words husbandos n' hayburgers"}
+{"text":"M*sty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise. Worse than Glimmer. Forced, not even in the g5 movie. One-note, always sad and crying. Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children. Replacing Fluttershy in the cancelled g6. Her existence drove a Nigerian underage to bully Andy Price with a Google Docs and racism accusations. What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate. Happy New Year."}
+{"text":"M*sty is offensively unsexy."}
+{"text":"M*sty is extremely autistic."}
+{"text":"Damn, hope you get your peak autism sorted out."}
+{"text":"I would guess she has at least heard her name They didn't even know who Twilight, an alicorn princess, is so RD (not Wonderbolts yet) would be a literal who to them. I really like how it's bit detached from them I like that too, but I'm kind of surprised we haven't seen the Wonderbolts yet. Maybe during the Grand Melee but I doubt it because they're hardly mentioned. Guess they're just some acrobatics division like the Blue Angels, even though they should be the best pegasi ever."}
+{"text":"Twilight, an alicorn princess [citation needed] But jokes aside, I think there was some indirect reference towards wonderbolts deep there somewhere, but it's been a while since I read it so I might be hallucinating it too."}
+{"text":"Maybe more of those lewds/nudes series he was doing with her years ago"}
+{"text":"her late great-grandmother How the hell did Cozy get pregnant while trapped in stone?"}
+{"text":"What, you thought she stayed locked up when Equestria fell?"}
+{"text":"Hag Cozy Glow"}
+{"text":"POST LINKIES SHE IS NOT STINKY"}
+{"text":"The keeper of the giant carrot"}
+{"text":"Who stole whose mane style?"}
+{"text":"We hope creators can give them a new image."}
+{"text":"If they haven’t by now then I’m not sure if they will"}
+{"text":"I don't know how long the work will take. But I already paid yesterday, so I'm just waiting for the artist to post the finished product on X."}
+{"text":"Well okay then"}
+{"text":"here you go, lazy anon"}
+{"text":"post shyest, meekest pony in Equestria"}
+{"text":"What if she gets jealous"}
+{"text":"Then she better cuddle me back so I know which marshmallow is the real one."}
+{"text":"This gun is for shooting the anons that keep letting the thread slide to pg9 or 10"}
+{"text":"It keeps happening."}
+{"text":"2026 edition - Happy New Year! Previous thread: Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, consider including ponk in your last will & testament"}
+{"text":"nope. i'm keeping this one"}
+{"text":"both retro and futuristic at the same time"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"We reached that time of the year again where everyone is constantly sick. That means it's time for another Redheart thread. Make sure to post pics of best nurse pone. For every pic, one happy mare gets nursed back to health."}
+{"text":"I would buy Redheart sanitizer if it were travel sized"}
+{"text":"You're not allowed to be happy. You can only suffer."}
+{"text":"Understandable, have a nice day."}
+{"text":"Some of the vandalism reversal tools in our arsenal can result in unexpected behavior. Thankfully, adding a tag fixed it."}
+{"text":"Alright, I think my trusty Dell R720XD is finally EOL and dying. Might be able to get it back when I come by the Datacenter since iDrac is also not responding. In any other case the archive will be gone for some time because I don't want to buy a new one right now with my own money. We'll see."}
+{"text":"I hope it's just a case of someone shutting the lid."}
+{"text":"I love the mascots and anons having meltdowns"}
+{"text":"I don't like any of your shitty normalfag ocs."}
+{"text":"Would you still love her if she was a worm?"}
+{"text":"hmm, sadly no, because she would be a >no-hooves than"}
+{"text":"Staple tapewoming mimosas to his penis"}
+{"text":"Disgusting normalworm creature. I would stomp her under my boot."}
+{"text":"Frankenfilly saving the day!"}
+{"text":"Cool DIY tank!"}
+{"text":"More frankenfilly pics plz"}
+{"text":"it's all good im glad to see somepony making sure those griffons dont get in"}
+{"text":"/)"}
+{"text":"anonfilly thread anonmare thread anonstallion thread anon in equestria thread Only missing one to complete the collection"}
+{"text":"Spying on Pinkie Pie!"}
+{"text":"pinkie got a nice ass"}
+{"text":"UNF"}
+{"text":"Pinkie Pie can sense Anoncolt spying on her from miles away thankfully she doesn't know why!"}
+{"text":"She might but since anon is a little colt she just think Anon is just curious about what she does."}
+{"text":"Floorb would either be manic and overaggressive or 150% timid and let anon set the style and pace. My guess is timid at first then, once she gets excited, the mania would set in and things would get messy."}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"why is her tongue so massive"}
+{"text":"It can only be code red."}
+{"text":"you are Rainbow Dash"}
+{"text":"With Scootaloo, she'll be the one to touch the sun first."}
+{"text":"No u"}
+{"text":"mweep"}
+{"text":"Don't be sad, other Rainbow Dash!"}
+{"text":"now I got the we are charlie kirk song but rainbow dash instead in my mind and its making me laugh"}
+{"text":"That's supposedly what Forgotten Friendship was about. Trixie reminding Sunset to be nice. She falls on it from time to time, like in the concert special."}
+{"text":"The reason I like Sunset's character so much is that she keeps succumbing to her natural flaws when she gets stressed out. It helps make her feel \"real\" to me since getting hit by the Rainbow Laser didn't just take away who she is as a pony. I compare her shown behavior with how the ponies are portrayed in that hate letter to the fans, you know, \"Fame and Misfortune\". Sunset feels consistent. Post-S5 ponies feel all over the place."}
+{"text":"she really does, but shego is spicy in a way that feels like it matches sunset more"}
+{"text":"yes, probably my first fictional crush (I wouldn't say waifu) and my fav show when I was a kid"}
+{"text":"Why cant they just be real?"}
+{"text":"In Equestria, mares naturally take the leadership roles, and stallions mostly follow. Would be kinda nice actually."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"That pic reminds me of when I tried to build one of those Tamiya 1:24 scale models and just ended up scraping the entire project into the trash."}
+{"text":"Moondancer is a cutie"}
+{"text":"Beautiful"}
+{"text":"Describe her aroma"}
+{"text":"such a rude mare"}
+{"text":"Evil"}
+{"text":"Flutterdash"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Aw"}
+{"text":"real"}
+{"text":"11 on martbox"}
+{"text":"bouncy bouncy!"}
+{"text":"that's just psi"}
+{"text":"I've watches it so many times, I listen to her sing every day"}
+{"text":"I have done the research, and supposedly a letter to Leafland costs $1.70 or 3 forever stamps ($0.78 each). Now I just need to go out to the post office to buy them and an envelope."}
+{"text":"Ohhh... So that's how a griffoff looks like!"}
+{"text":"Oh Rarity how I love the, Is it the finely styled mane, Or thy kind heart that has swooned me. When I think of you I can hardly stop myself, Would it were not so, That my love for you remain on a shelf. Your hoof in my hand, Mine love in thy heart, To be cherished on this blessed land."}
+{"text":"I've had a change of heart Pony Eros. Check your email inboxes"}
+{"text":"The Clopician PMV is called \"Mare-gasmic Fantastic,\" not \"Wet ass mares.\" Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't mind these otherwise but those lips look way too human and freaky."}
+{"text":"Too many shitty anthro His pony stuff is still good though. Furthermore his anthro videos are the best you're going to get. Even when he makes shit, it's polished shit. Do you unironically like show-accurate style clop? Yes. I would've added canaryprimary if he didn't add cringy male VA, striped shit, and fur faggotry."}
+{"text":"Although I respect the skill and talent involved, I still don't like he's non princess ponies. I'd love to see something like DJTHED minus the g% hooves. It'd also be great if he didn't hide the raw files behind a paywall."}
+{"text":"Not bad. I think a lot of people don't understand how hard it is to make a 3d models for the 2d ponies with shapes that flat out don't exist in 3d space. The faces always look off because the flash puppets don't map into a single 3d model. That being said, I agree that the lips and snoot look off. He probably has his reasons for it and, judging by how detailed the model already is, has no plans to change anything that major. It'll probably look better in the animations since he can just choose to not use the awkward looking angles."}
+{"text":"Are there any pony rigs that do picrelated? Its what most animations that have 2d characters in 3d use."}
+{"text":"Cute. Pregnancy art of AJ is always nice. It looks so natural for her."}
+{"text":"Hey, these chatbots are supposed to be good at writing, where it's even harder to tell when they're used, and yet I've still got people commissioning me for stories, none with Applejack however. These machines don't actually think, so they can't really nail things the way an experienced man can, but sometimes their output's still pretty nice after someone cleans it up. I commission a lot of different artists, and Cold Blooded Twilight's easily the fastest; the guy's like a machine. That comic took him about fifty minutes, on stream. I'm glad you guys liked it. I asked for Applejack because I probably get stuff with her the least out of the mane six, and I should even it out more. I need to write about her more, too. In my opinion, the cutest part of the comic would have to be her freckles."}
+{"text":"Morning bump. Looks nice. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Lukashenko berating the bureaucracy.mp4"}
+{"text":"Open the pod barn doors, A.J. \"Ah'm afraid ah can't do that, sugarcube.\""}
+{"text":"I kinda hate the way Tianhuo was designed... Dealing with her mix kind of requires abusing faultless defense, but it just makes her hella plus and too far away to interact with. It makes playing optimally against her so boring, but way too in her favor if you try to interact with it."}
+{"text":"baah"}
+{"text":"Wife on the right"}
+{"text":"Wife on the left"}
+{"text":"I gave these ponies friendships they never would've had otherwise!"}
+{"text":"I wanna eat your slimy, unwashed sulfurous death spewing ponut"}
+{"text":"Found you glimmygod"}
+{"text":"What gave me away?"}
+{"text":"Thread for sexiest filly!"}
+{"text":"what if he ascends an immortal alicorn? when does it stop?"}
+{"text":"Just imagine if Quibble did that AND made Wind Sprint become an immortal alicorn as well! The two of them living forever, Quibble impregnating her, and then having his way with their children, and their children, and so on. Quibble's madness just won't end then."}
+{"text":"That plus eternal youth potions for her, and their offspring, and their offspring's offspring, and their offspring's offspring's offspring, and..."}
+{"text":"An ungodly, disturbing family tree...only, this family tree would be a circle, and it would always go back to Quibble and Wind Sprint, who is are both the parents and grandparents of this genetic abomination...Actually, now that I think of it, their family tree wouldn't even be circular in this scenario? It would be...I don't know what it would be. Unsettling, at the very least."}
+{"text":"Quibble finds Wind Sprint's voice hot, too. That's why whenever she says anything, and he's within the area, he ends up spraying her with barrels and barrels worth of cum, soaking her from head to hoof in his seed. Quibble understands that it's no easy task to clear the ground. Plant his tiny seeds."}
+{"text":"very nice anon"}
+{"text":"Where's ponyville?"}
+{"text":"MARE?"}
+{"text":"Can we have the time traveling human there so we can do the musical, properly this time?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Bweep bweep, don’t let this die, we need more plones!"}
+{"text":"Can't blame her. Anon looked like a hospital there."}
+{"text":"I guess I can post mine again, she used to be a plane till her dad got extra drunk and got a bit jiggy with the magic"}
+{"text":"Her name's Prop, she's not my only plone but she's the only one to get arted"}
+{"text":"How would you ask AJ on a date?"}
+{"text":"Another thing with an AJ x Anon though is that she benefits pretty uniquely from human physiology. There's also the greentext story classic of Anon's hands being able to give next level massages that the pony world hasn't really seen. In the case Applejack wears her back out after a long day of work she'd probably really appreciate it. Pinkie's so, well, Pinkie, that I feel like she's found all sorts of ways to master her craft with hooves. That being said if there were any pony to give the least amount of a shit about you being a human in a relationship with her, Pinkie would absolutely be the most accepting, especially given she's used to being seen as weird and odd herself. She doesn't even benefit emotionally that much either, because RD still would have to leave regularly for her Wonderbolt job that she definitely wouldn't give up. Never really thought about that. Rainbow herself initially is very insecure about her appearance, too, thinking she has to look cool in order to be interesting enough to have friends. I imagine at that point in the series she's probably pretty over it, but even then Applejack's arguably pretty cool and athletic despite being so lovably basic and humble. I dunno much about Rainbow being incompatible with Applejack, but I don't see AJ working with her at all. It is interesting to compare the actual ponies themselves for relationships in terms of compatibility with the same logic that people use for Anon/themselves. I could like, have conversations about the characters forever basically; shit like this is only one thing you can talk about and it's super fun."}
+{"text":"I can't believe Spike fucks Applejack on the regular and yet he still wishes he was with Rarity. What a case of not appreciating what you have."}
+{"text":"want to go out on a date? if it works it works"}
+{"text":"As someone who lives here, it is as hellish as everyone makes it out to be. Amelia getting so big gives me a little hope though."}
+{"text":"Eh, I'd say Zebras/Dragons/Griffin's/Saddle Arabians/Changelings fits better than Humans."}
+{"text":"To me it seems only slightly worse than the rest: Australia's about the same if not worse, America's not too far behind, and Canada has been at it since the 90's. I'd start investing in English speaking third world countries if I were you. South Africa looks like it's going to a hub for mass immigration within a decade."}
+{"text":"australia literally put people in camps during the coof, it's worse and returned to its roots as a prison colony."}
+{"text":"Australia's about the same if not worse, We are toeing the line. Only difference is ol Albo managed to piss off every political party in the country and has essentially paved the way for our version of Reform to sweep next election."}
+{"text":"you are pinkie pie"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Le cloning... cloned me?!"}
+{"text":"i'll be there for sure, wouldn't miss it for the world! i've been to every mare fair so far, i intend on going to every single one 'till it shuts down I'd like to get it (and some other animations) done this year! if i don't, then you have legal permission to murder me"}
+{"text":"I wish Pinkie had like 8 kids."}
+{"text":"be anon through esoteric magical rituals, you've finally made it to equestria almost everything is the same in show except instead of Celestia and Luna, there's Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon Wat do?"}
+{"text":"almost everything is the same in show So they're not evil tyrants or anything? They take the exact same actions and fill the exact same roles as Celestia and Luna would, but they just look and sound evil while they're doing it? Hilarious. TWILIGHT SPARKLE. YOU'VE FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN, YOU INCOMPETENT WHELP. BRING ME ONE OF THOSE NICE CUPCAKES FROM YOUR PINK FRIEND AND I MIGHT YET SPARE YOU FROM WRITING AN EXTRA-LONG FRIENDSHIP REPORT."}
+{"text":"24-7 Nightmare forms. I can only imagine how great it'd be to hear the back and forth between them and Chryssi."}
+{"text":"So they're not evil tyrants or anything? They probably still do public executions without trial."}
+{"text":"sex with celestia"}
+{"text":"be colt during night mare night get beheaded because you ate all your good candy and gave her tootsie rolls."}
+{"text":"HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!! Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again! Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are. How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ! The short form: Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out! Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board Horsemas Day is CLOSED! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lost on the moon is a good one, and I probably know the tarby song, it's just not coming to mind. My favorite pony song of all time is super ponybeat's LUNA (Dream Mode), and Nightmare Night is perhaps the only rap song I actually enjoy, and enjoy a lot. One issue with Moon-related music is that it often leans towards stuff like heavy metal or screamo, which I'm not into, sadly. This old 174UDSI song might be my favorite moony song, oddly enough, I love the interlude where she's speaking..."}
+{"text":"Oooh yeah, Luna (DREAM Mode) is a song I love too! I hadn't heard The Queen of the Night before, what a comfy song, I can understand why it's a favorite. Music is so cool. I thank thee!"}
+{"text":"You are welcome! Maybe by /SS/ 2026 I will have my moony plush completed..."}
+{"text":"Precious"}
+{"text":"Oi, don't die"}
+{"text":"Pick your bigpone Anonmare Fat Depressed Might accidentally eat you if you get too close to her food Anonfilly Diaperfag Participation is mandatory Anonstallion Chill and normal Might be gay, you just don't have proof"}
+{"text":"Anonmare"}
+{"text":"What flavors of ice cream would they have in Equestria?"}
+{"text":"There's a sloptuber that makes videos about steeping wood chips in milk and then making ice cream with that and you know ponies would go for that shit."}
+{"text":"Linky bathwater for me"}
+{"text":"They probably don't have artificial flavors, so all of the ice cream would be natural based. All the foods ponies have and that can be mixed into ice cream would likely exist."}
+{"text":"do you think hay flavor is more boring than vanilla in equestria?"}
+{"text":"only the finest unicorn jizz darling"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion. Previous thread: Topics discussed: Baking a cute magically charged daughter with Glimmy! No staring at Glimmy's showmare Eating tendies with Glim Glam Comfy movie time with Starlight Glimmy takes care of her Nonny who caught a cold Headmare Glim takes a liking to delinquent Anon Used Glimmy hanky for sale Tamers Glimmy lookin like Dexter's Lab Glimstream 10th Anniversary of The Cutie Re-Mark celebration! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Glimmy get high"}
+{"text":"Glimmy is my everything , nothing else matters."}
+{"text":"She doesn't need to hypnotize me."}
+{"text":"EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES CHOCOLATE HMM, WE LOVE IT OH, IT MAKES YOU HAPPY YEAH IT GETS YOU SEXY great song"}
+{"text":"EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES CHOCOLATE This is a true fact"}
+{"text":"Love Choco Twi"}
+{"text":"you are trixie"}
+{"text":"What if it was all along?"}
+{"text":"everytime i see Trixie i relapse for BFE"}
+{"text":"Wololo"}
+{"text":"She's an insufferable narcissistic loser tbat annoys everyone around her just like troons, so that's a good start."}
+{"text":"farting"}
+{"text":"Which artist?"}
+{"text":"Have Sunset being \"overly friendly\" with Wallflower just to tease her and then mockingly asking if she still hates her."}
+{"text":"Unfffffff Nice pic"}
+{"text":"\"The third rule gets a bit more complicated but we needed the options to be fair. So in regards to cumming, well the hope is you can last through all seven of us grinding on you, but if you can't, we understand. And we DON'T want you cumming in your pants! I can't say much but we aren't ALLOWED to waste your cum. So if you feel like you might cum, you NEED to tell us. And not five to ten seconds before. No we NEED time to get you to a bathroom with the girl currently on you where you will have 2 options.\" \"First option is you pull your pants down and she sucks you off and swallows your precious load. For the duration of this bet check this is no strings attached and does NOT count as a 'yes'. Then you come back and finish the lap dances. The second option is you give consent and fuck the girl, come back and finish the lap dances, and go home with the girl after soccer tryouts. Understand?\" \"I think so.\" I say a bit timidly. \"And I know time is important so the only question I can't put off for after is,.. Are you ALL okay with performing oral sex and swallowing?\" Starting with my Queen and going around the table as I look at them, they all give a smiling and enthusiastic \"Yes.\" in turn. \"Ah.\" I said. \"I hadn't been willing to just assume that about any of you so thank you for the clear answer.\" My Queen got a wicked smile on her face as she explained \"No problem my King. Part of that is you being charming, part of it is a virgin doesn't know what a virgin doesn't know, and part of it is you just haven't been hearing all of what we want to share with you. But part of the point of this is we WILL let you know. So sit down please.\" So I sat down and clasped my hands together behind the back of the chair. It was then that I finally noticed that ALL of the girls were wearing skirts today! Then Fluttershy sat down on my lap, looked me in the eye and said \"Hello Anon.\" I gulped and said \"H-h-hi Fluttershy.\" in an unconfident tone as my cock started to stir. She smiled in pleasure as she began to gently grind her crotch on mine, saying \"I know I may not stand out like the others, but after you say 'yes', I just know our nights together will be magical.\" Suddenly I found my voice and stated as my cock continued to rise \"Fluttershy you don't have to stand out. All you have to do is be yourself and I promise you that it's enough.\" With that, her grinding gained some energy and my cock reached full mast. \"See? Now I have a full hard on without any trigger words. Only because of you.\" I affirmed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"With that Fluttershy was unleashed! \"Oh Anon! I'm going to want you to feel my tits! To kiss my lips! And make wild and passionate love to me in my bed! I just can't wait for the KING!\" With that, Fluttershy went stiff for several seconds and looked upwards When she finally relaxed a bit, I asked \"Are you okay?\" with concern in my voice. With a BIG smile Fluttershy breathily answered \"Oh yes. Turns out a boyfriend is better than masturbating too!\" At that point Fluttershy shakily got up and was gleefully helped to the table by Pinkie and Rarity. Suddenly Rainbow was standing in front of me with a lusty smile asking \"Hey dude, can you skootch forward a touch please?\" I was a little confused by that, but said \"Sure thing Rainbow.\" and skootched forward for her. Then she sat down in my lap and worked both of her hands behind me to grab my butt! \"Ooh.\" I exclaimed \"Coming at me from every direction eh?\" Rainbow confidently declared \"You know it. Plus if I don't occupy my hands somehow, those pants are coming OFF and that cock is going INSIDE me.\" as she rotated her hips in slow circles on my lap. \"Don't threaten ME with a good time.\" I said with an easy smile. Rainbow looked a bit surprised at my flirtation and then returned my smile and said \"Anyway, you need to understand that girlfriends are better than masturbating.\" as she started thrusting her hips at me while squeezing my butt. That's when I decided to play a little game with her. Every time she squeezed my butt, I made my cock throb. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"She asked with a challenging smile \"Heaven? So are you an angel or something now?\" With an equally challenging smile and a deeper voice I answered \"Be not afraid.\" Something about that threw her off as her eyes widened and her rhythm faltered. I hadn't been TRYING to throw her off. I hadn't been certain HOW I was going to make it through my Queen. But I had done SOMETHING. I'll keep trying the voice because I'm not positive I can win a duel of religious references. In the deeper voice I stated \"I think I'm supposed to say something about girlfriends being better than masturbating.\" BINGO! Her breathing was getting ragged, her smile was going feral, and her hips were starting to slam into me! I asked \"Do you like this voice?\" \"Yes.\" \"Does it make you horny?\" \"Yes!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And I thought that splitting up the lap dances would make this one of my smaller entries.. Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense! This week we have harem housing and the first part of the lap dance bet check. Harem housing was something I had done for my story Duties of the King and it seemed to fit in well here. The lap dance rules were a surprise I know. Consider them a sneak peek at the full explanations coming in Act 2. Next week we finish off the lap dances!"}
+{"text":"Lol nice update, this turned out exciting"}
+{"text":"Deal"}
+{"text":"Raindoe Dash"}
+{"text":"clear files This is the kinda shit I'd buy in a heartbeat if it were available over here."}
+{"text":"Well, contact some plushmancer on Etsy then."}
+{"text":"American Weebsite ftfy"}
+{"text":"AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH FUCK THE RAMS, FUCK MATTHEW STAFFORD, FUCK LA IN GENERAL, ALSO FUCK SAN FRANCISCO WHILE WE'RE AT IT"}
+{"text":"Anon Filly would NOT have a cock that big!"}
+{"text":"Second vote for Cherry to be elected as a new team."}
+{"text":"marebump"}
+{"text":"oh god what the fuck this isn't what I wanted to wake up to"}
+{"text":"What if Starlight made both stallions and mares totally equal at a biological level?"}
+{"text":"can herms have sex with themselves and get themselves self-pregnante?"}
+{"text":"Obviously"}
+{"text":"can Yes. should No. That's the ultimate in inbreeding. Your children will have all of your problems, but worse."}
+{"text":"Of course!"}
+{"text":"Shut up, Marethus."}
+{"text":"she forgives you because she's a good religious mare"}
+{"text":"DAY 19"}
+{"text":"Love these hats designs on her."}
+{"text":"Left: Rarity's Giant Hat Speciale Right: After washing it. Once."}
+{"text":"Lil' Cheese"}
+{"text":"Broken tooth, eh?"}
+{"text":"Too much sugary food from her parents!"}
+{"text":"cotton candy mane mmm"}
+{"text":"who would be lil cheddar"}
+{"text":"Dear celestia that's a sweaty booty..."}
+{"text":"mind? I love my sweaty wife"}
+{"text":"sorry I held your hoof in public, it will happen again"}
+{"text":"I like big plot that I cannot lie."}
+{"text":"So twilight can teach them duh"}
+{"text":"They waifu the black one, it was bound to happen"}
+{"text":"Black Hebrew Twilites"}
+{"text":"anthro anatomy bipedal pose hooves instead of hands so it's technically board-legal Is there a word for this? Other than furry, I mean."}
+{"text":"Is there a word for this? Other than furry, I mean. I hear some fags call it semi-anthro or something."}
+{"text":"This is the thread for discussing HoI4 mod Equestria at War."}
+{"text":"ah, yeah, the render onto grover focus is a btich. I have had to go back and make numerous changes to this focus. At one point, it even broke my tree and I had to spend like 3 days debugging, trying to figure out what was wrong with my mod before I was able to find out what was wrong with it. Right now the focus is set to bypass in 1010, becuase the empire is so slow (on ai) to reunite the herzland. when 0.5.0 drops I will likely change this focus to be apart of whatever tree you end up going down with the contact Equestria focus. Minty will get two small trees in 0.5.0, one being a normal tree, and the other being for when you swap to being a solar aligned Everfrost. what the fuck are you even talking about? img is a the top skeleton of the solar path tree, and also, only one of the options to go with (there will be 2)"}
+{"text":"I have had to go back and make numerous changes to this focus Ouch. Good luck with that, man. Minty will get two small trees in 0.5.0, one being a normal tree, and the other being for when you swap to being a solar aligned Everfrost. Based. Sounds super fun."}
+{"text":"Yes. Stalliongrad is already just a support tag that exists to help Equestria and Republican Nova Griffonia. Adding more and more counters and nerfs to it (as well as weird cringe ideologies) shows that they hate it. It doesn't have to be some weird wholesome chungus commie route, but they aren't even honest about an already shit ideology's few achievements and many failures. I only played the Harmonist and Non-Aligned routes for Aquelia. Even with Verany, half the time Aquelia forms its own faction, resulting in yet another uphill war for the Griffonian republic. Chiropterra did attack again in every route other than Hippogriffia in my experience. The Posada route is cringe. It's basically a cross between that one Stonetoss comic where a resurrected Marx calls some weirdos lumpenproles, and a strawman of nuclear power supporters."}
+{"text":"It's just a weaker version of the USA."}
+{"text":"TRVTH NVKE. Equestria At War is a very high-effort mod, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the 'My Little Pony' setting."}
+{"text":"A thread being made in hopes that \"221 episodes\" returns and finishes his review of the remaining MLP episodes."}
+{"text":"yeah but we don't get what we need sometimess"}
+{"text":"Sad."}
+{"text":"newfag here why does antonyc keep people waiting"}
+{"text":"ilovekimpossiblealot it was lily related drama involving the sister. the short version is they are absolute assholes to diffring but still high degrees."}
+{"text":"Candyass still has hope for you."}
+{"text":"well yeah but she is mentally retarded with an IQ of 60 on a good day"}
+{"text":"Don't worry Anons! I've created a helpful Attraction Sign that will streamline the process!"}
+{"text":"Seeking a boyfriend free mare"}
+{"text":"Slut"}
+{"text":"Shining Armor's lucky, he just got pointed by Cadence! Good for him."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"flashanon back here's another WIP I'm at a crossroads I've raped my project very badly and practically have to restart unless I want to push through my poorly done disorganized heap of keyframes. I might be able to re-use my rough anim since its symbolized, just tweak timing with everything I've learned over the past couple of weeks. The good news is I should NEVER run into disorganization this bad anymore."}
+{"text":"I suppose it's a learning lesson in the end, which may be for the best. I've found that scaling the timeline can help alleviate some issues, although there will still be a lot of manual tweaking involved."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"What do we know: - Celestia and Luna are flesh-and-blood ponies and not literal celestial bodies with avatars - Celestia and Luna had parents - Celestia and Luna have been born as alicorns - There are only two alicorns Some of the ideas might come from different iterations during development, so they might not be all true at the same time. So, knowing all that, what are your theories/headcanons about Celestia and Luna's parents? Do you have a favorite fanfic/fanart featuring their parents? Do you think they came to Equestria from Alicorn Land mentioned in Amy Keating Rogers's book? Or do you think regular ponies gave birth to alicorns as a miracle, Jesus/Mary/Joseph-style?"}
+{"text":"In Hearth's Warming Eve we find out that before Equestria the tribes lived in kingdoms ruled by their own kind, but there's no mention of alicorns. It makes more sense for alicorns to be like a special mutation, that way Celestia and Luna could be born alicorns and then become rulers of Equestria. If there's some alicorn tribe somewhere, why didn't they interact with ponies? Why did they seemingly go extinct if they could reproduce? The addition of Skyros is an unnecessary addition But it also doesn't make much sense because from what we can see you can also ascend to alicornhood from acts of great virtue or magic like Cadance and Twilight. Great, how does magic determine what is a virtuous enough action, why aren't there more alicorns? It makes sense if the Tree of Harmony made the Sisters ascend But whatever fits the story better is best. If you're trying to make them seem like gods, they were born alicorns, if you're trying to make them like ponies, they ascended."}
+{"text":"If there's some alicorn tribe somewhere, why didn't they interact with ponies? The only reason the ponies interacted is cause they needed the others magic."}
+{"text":"What do we know: - Celestia and Luna are flesh-and-blood ponies and not literal celestial bodies with avatars - Celestia and Luna had parents - Celestia and Luna have been born as alicorns - There are only two alicorns also.. Celestia and Luna must have been born independently at different times So both were unique, one off events? This doesn't give people much to work with as far a coming up with a consistent 'origin' story.."}
+{"text":"This pretty much confirms that their parents are dead (or never existed)"}
+{"text":"Fanart like this is weird because it makes Celestia and Luna look so normal in comparison. They're just regular ponies."}
+{"text":"Twilight worm!"}
+{"text":"kek perfect"}
+{"text":"She's a big worm."}
+{"text":"for (You)"}
+{"text":"Putas Nah, they just have sex anyway because they're nymphomaniacs. They love it."}
+{"text":"Worship"}
+{"text":"Which pony would you like to ride? ____Yes____"}
+{"text":"I love BG (Beautiful Goddess) mares!"}
+{"text":"When gay coomers forced it of course."}
+{"text":"Of course the thread is already about dicks Just checking."}
+{"text":"Back when mlpg was a bigger, gayer circlejerk, a lot of their artists would literally not draw anything without injecting their fetish into it. Xieril is the aforementioned artist in this case."}
+{"text":"I doubt you're Slovenian. Too retarded even for a balkanoid, not beating the nigger allegations either way."}
+{"text":"Christmas edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cute, cute!"}
+{"text":"ponut"}
+{"text":"Very round."}
+{"text":"Who is this semen demon?"}
+{"text":"Stallions should be cute and cuddly"}
+{"text":"Sexy stallion"}
+{"text":"I prefer the hard parts but the soft ones are nice too"}
+{"text":"Stallions!"}
+{"text":"I love butterscotch"}
+{"text":"Same."}
+{"text":"Post blue spandex shorts girl. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"gorgeous chub. Dash could take a hint from it"}
+{"text":"she's listening to THPS2 soundtrack"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck every non pony character feels straight from another show or even a stock image design in G1? It's really distracting how besides Tirek or Grogar who at least keeps the mythological or animal with four legs but then they are plain weird or wacky"}
+{"text":"Anon, that character literally does not exist. It's a dream sequence."}
+{"text":"The g1 creatures are not politically coded, unlike nuFiM. So you are wrong."}
+{"text":"I remember when FiM purists joked the G1 ponies were cringy sissies and the FiM cast were the cool kids., Now it feels like a G1xFiM would most likely be a pleasant family meeting a completely dysfunctional one - with some racist aunts in the lot."}
+{"text":"W"}
+{"text":"T"}
+{"text":"please remember to delete your bumps"}
+{"text":"I usually do but it's not always working properly"}
+{"text":"I tend to bump just before leaving the computer."}
+{"text":"Through some dumb contrivance, the one and only Goku ends up in Equestria. Through an even dumber contrivance, he thinks the cowardly ponies want to fight him. (You) must invent the dumbest contrivance of all: a way for the ponies to put an end to his destructive rampage. If this is somehow still off-topic then you're a fun-hating killjoy, and a big meanie too."}
+{"text":"That makes too much sense. Begone you filthy normie."}
+{"text":"I'd point him towards Chrysalis as she's the most physically stong, Twilight and The Sisters don't really count as it's all friendship magic and whatnot. Once he breaks half her bones(exoskeleton?) with a single flick, he'll be disappointed and leave."}
+{"text":"Fluttershy notices that the reason Goku is going on a rampage is that his diaper is full. To remedy this, she approaches the cranky Saiyan, her tone gentle and motherly, which helps to soothe Goku, and then she brings him back to her cottage, where she cleans him up, and then gives him a new diapey. Then, to celebrate Fluttershy saving Equestria, a huge party is held in her honor, which Goku attends. Of course, Goku, being Goku, eats just about everything at the party."}
+{"text":"Get Goku to Pinkie Pie promise to stop fighting ponies If he keeps the promise, all is well If he breaks the promise, no one will find his remains"}
+{"text":"Elements of Harmony?"}
+{"text":"Why did Pinkie Pie torture Gilda and destroy her friendship with Rainbow Dash? That's was so not cool of her."}
+{"text":"You know, when you're a little girl you have the luxury of being picky with your friends. Really, it's better to be so then. Dash never saw all the ways Gilda was being a dick She assumed Pinkie was out to get her and lost her train of thought, got carried away."}
+{"text":"Why did Gilda run off to hang out with some random high school friend when she has a daughter at home?"}
+{"text":"I told her to."}
+{"text":"Gilda is so fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"old thread died because I was awake to bump Let's bring this back as it has been a while. You know how this goes, you reply with your answers and they get all tallied up for us to give out some meme awards. Nominations are open until the 10th so we can get as many anons inputs as possible for the voting thread. 1) Best Thread of the Year 2) Coolest Writefag or Drawfag of the Year 3) Best Butthurt of the Year 4) Best Shitstorm of the Year 5) Single Best image of the Year 6) Best Fanmade Video of the Year 7) Best Namefag of the Year 8) Worst Fan in the Fandom of the Year 9) Best Takedown of the year (a category for the likes of Dark Skyes) 10) What will be missed most from 2025 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"gay sex won, come over here i'll open your second hole ;)"}
+{"text":"I vote Aonishiki for rikishi of the year, dude has risen up from the lower divisions without the college yokozuna shortcut many new prospects get, he'll bring White Boy Summer to Grand Sumo"}
+{"text":"read nigga read"}
+{"text":"Lemme see. I should vote 1. Marefair 2. Patachu 3. Marefair schizo 4. Dont care 5. 2 6. PTS, maresical 7. Corp 8. Lightsolver 9. Dogpatch being ddosed 10. Dont care 11. marefair 4"}
+{"text":"Three Stars logo ja0822ck Mare Fair Schizo The Hack 4 PTS - The MARE-sical! Kiwi Shartyfags that use pedoproxy Lightsolver being fired from Neighcon Princess Applejack Still able to talk about ponies"}
+{"text":"I hadn't really thought about spoilers, my thinking was most of the viewers won't be Puzzle Thread regulars. Plus posting in thread means all our puzzlers potentially have input on what we may be presenting. Is there anyone here who would rather we spoiler things? I've been stuck in a hosting mindset for a while now kek, I'm just used to the idea of always being spoiled."}
+{"text":"response from purp on the winter wrap up theme Jiggie Wrap Up?"}
+{"text":"Good night Puzzle Thread."}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"Post pony plushies"}
+{"text":"Nice Ponk"}
+{"text":"I've thought about doing this myself but I'm wearing like a bedsheet for a cape and seeing if anyone points it out"}
+{"text":"Does she have hole?"}
+{"text":"You really have to ask considering what she's wearing?"}
+{"text":"Seriously, this is the best way to implement those as a first iteration. You don't have to worry about movements or aesthetics being true to life because it's all cartoon styled anyway You don't have to think about the insane hurdle of making it able to move naturally around on two legs because quadruped robots are already commercially available. Even cleaning wouldn't be as much of an issue as I'm sure with the more advantageous ass shape as opposed to a humanoid one, it should be easier to access and swap out the hole modules. And of course, just add in some AI fed with voice lines from your waifu, and you've got eternal reason to make everyone involved with this show regret the day they were born. (honestly though, I'd be the first one to send the video of me and my waifu going at it to Rebecca Shoichet)"}
+{"text":"It came to me in a dream edition. A thread for posting anything and everything about the cute convenience store mares. What do you think they did before they were convenience store mares? What other convenience store mares exist out there? Would you a convenience store mare?"}
+{"text":"As I observed earlier, I know better than to mistake their kindness and courtesy for romantic interest. No mare its interested in me that way."}
+{"text":"For you I'll add a crumb of horsepussy"}
+{"text":"There'll be more. Have been touching too much grass shoveling show and helping move shit lately."}
+{"text":"9"}
+{"text":"\"Fashion Crime Spotted\" Edition Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not. Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life! is selling your products here allowed? Of course! Absolutely allowed. can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale? Yes! We accept merch in all its forms. where can I find the old threads? They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section. where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries? They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section. === Links Index Pastebin === Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! WINE FOR THE LUSH PONE!"}
+{"text":"RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS!! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ!"}
+{"text":"This made me picture a field of human skeletons with broken pelvises and an amazonian pony (or normal size but large compared to humans) yelling at the sight of that tank, while inside the tank are various degrees of want on the anon's faces"}
+{"text":"As a seapony or hippogriff?"}
+{"text":"Hippogriff pony butts are more spankable."}
+{"text":"Ideas on previous gen spank possibilities?"}
+{"text":"I don't have specifics but the whole show is more innocent than G4. More chances for it."}
+{"text":"Problem is there's less authority figures to administer them."}
+{"text":"Post ponies sleeping, please."}
+{"text":"she's just like me"}
+{"text":"fr on god no cap like fr fr?"}
+{"text":"The princesses are circling above you in the sky. That means you’re close to death, and soon they can feast."}
+{"text":"I was gonna complain about how much it would suck to get vultured by the princesses and how I don't like Celestia, but all she gets is the arms? Sounds like a raw deal for her ngl"}
+{"text":"Jobbers eat last"}
+{"text":"How long between cooms for a hoers?"}
+{"text":"Everyone likes wings at wingstop."}
+{"text":"Celestia is on a diet. However, I believe she'll also gore your ass because she really likes cake."}
+{"text":"Hello you fucks. Costco, yes, the costco, set up a table at the vendor hall at my local horse con last weekend and someone made a costco pone that sold for some ungodly amount of money. This is Bulk Buy. Say something nice about her"}
+{"text":"Costco approached them, not the other way around. Staff figured it would be funny."}
+{"text":"Sam's Club is cuter"}
+{"text":"Things really went downhill for her after the buyout"}
+{"text":"Can you show us your butt?"}
+{"text":"Prove it"}
+{"text":"Fluttershy is literal garbage and her fans are subhumans."}
+{"text":"good morning /mlp/ I hate flaggots so much it's unreal"}
+{"text":"What about jannies?"}
+{"text":"We love jannies here. Loving jannies has been a staple of this board since its inception."}
+{"text":"And ponies?"}
+{"text":"We love ponies! This board is about ponies so of course of course!"}
+{"text":"You alright Twilight Sparkle?"}
+{"text":"She saw your collection. Yes, THAT one."}
+{"text":"She isn't. It seems."}
+{"text":"Why so formal?"}
+{"text":"So is Doctor Hooves literally Doctor Who?"}
+{"text":"that thread takes me back to a better, more brighter time"}
+{"text":"I hate zoomers so fucking much"}
+{"text":"Bake"}
+{"text":"Keep this thread alive a bit longer"}
+{"text":"Thank you for adding."}
+{"text":"New Bread"}
+{"text":"I want to be mean to ponies and make them cry. What are some good insults for each of the characters?"}
+{"text":"Best one so far"}
+{"text":"Make up your own damn racial slurs. Quit being so lazy. Or just ask ChatGPT."}
+{"text":"Writefag PLEASE Make a green about Anon at a comedy roast for a member of the Mane 6, probably Rainbow because it would make the most sense for her to willing have one, but he goes way too far"}
+{"text":"Rarity uses AI for her creations. Ot was trained using inventories at Ross Stores and J. C. Pennys."}
+{"text":"tink tink tink tink Hello Ponyville, and welcome to the 1st Annual Comedy Roast presided upon by Myself, I should like to remind all present in the audience that all proceeds from this evening will go to Celestia's School for Worthless Orphans Applejack sheds a tear in the audience Our subject tonight is our local weather pony Rainbow Dash who so graciously rewarded us with her presence today, unlike every other day when she's supposed to be working. The audience laughs But then again, we all know this is an exceptional evening, ponies, for this is the first time in many years that Rainbow Dash is sober past 6 pm. And we have the police reports back at the town hall to prove it Dash, before we get into the roasts, I have to ask, were you the pegasus that took a shit on my carriage last night? Rainbow Dash waves her off smiling as the audience laughs I have to remember to keep my insults a little tame, or else her 5 way polycule is going to, uh, imprison me on the Moon. You'll have to tell me how you managed that a bit later, Dash. I'm joking, obviously. Even though Dash has a rainbow mane, that doesn't mean she's gay. That's stupid. Her never being seen talking to boys, that's what makes her gay. And Rainbow? If you don't want everypony to think you're a dyke, you're not doing yourself any favors with that mullet. And hanging out with exclusively fillies isn't helping either. I don't know how a mare that drinks so much can remain a virgin, but I guess every stallion usually passes out before the drunk goggles kick in to _her level_. The audience ooooohs, Dash's smile drops, Lyra doesn't notice No, but she's a beautiful filly. As a lesbian myself I'd do her. Ten, maybe twelve long islands and I'm there. As long as I'm too drunk to see her Lyra puts her fetlocks in front of her eyes and swirls around drunkenly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What are the best comics in the fandom? I'm collecting them all in an archive cause the top sort on derpibooru is either crap or missing almost half of them."}
+{"text":"I remember following this one back in the day."}
+{"text":"this is one of the best"}
+{"text":"Fix."}
+{"text":"I liked this one too. It had some great humor for an existential Apple plot story went nowhere before fizzling out last post was a text wall of sjw community policing Myes, good old tumblrpon."}
+{"text":"Part 1 Lol did he even finish this one?"}
+{"text":"Well, anon? What do you wish for?"}
+{"text":"I wish for endless torment for everyone alive."}
+{"text":"I wish Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were lawfully married to each other."}
+{"text":"Imagine the sex."}
+{"text":"Immortality. Simple as."}
+{"text":"6 digits shy of Satan approved wrong opinions."}
+{"text":"What are her favorite books?"}
+{"text":"troonshit Glad I never cared about this."}
+{"text":"check the newest video male va its a shit"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of how they did the mane. She looks bald"}
+{"text":"\"\"\"Vera\"\"\" Everything there is female Muh Male VA Are you even trying Anon?"}
+{"text":"final bump before accepting that loveweb is dead"}
+{"text":"Cyberpunk Chryssi"}
+{"text":"You don't sniff petrol from a can. You put your petrol in the car it goes. Don't be rama rama and sniff it up your nose!"}
+{"text":"whitest australian"}
+{"text":"You don't sniff petrol from a can it works for cyber Chryssi tho"}
+{"text":"GIWTWM. Also,Kirin thread."}
+{"text":"I’d go gay for him."}
+{"text":"me in the middle with my two (2) kirinwives"}
+{"text":"I know what you mean"}
+{"text":"Good to know, thanks for the info."}
+{"text":"How accepted is incest in Equestria?"}
+{"text":"I think"}
+{"text":"aha okay?"}
+{"text":"aha aha"}
+{"text":"can we get a oho"}
+{"text":"Same vibe"}
+{"text":"Remember this"}
+{"text":"Okay. Now what"}
+{"text":"you didn't need the circle, I was already looking there"}
+{"text":"No I don't."}
+{"text":"Wagie Chryssy."}
+{"text":"Дoбpый Cola i kekkd"}
+{"text":"Hey baby, before you come back with some sauce, can you wipe my table down first? I spilled Dr. Kelp everywhere. Wasn't my fault though, Pinkie army crawled under the table when I wasn't looking and tried to suck my dick."}
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+{"text":"Who the fuck actually listens to Dr. Dre nowadays? I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen someone listening to Dr. Dre."}
+{"text":"knowing all the old soul and R'nB tracks he just rips from, I just can't respect him. his talent is just having a good record collection."}
+{"text":"nuthin but a g thang still dre forgot about dre next episode all these songs are classics are played in the radio every now and then"}
+{"text":"I listen to him, but it’s always because somebody else. For instance, a song by Dr. Dre feat. Nate Dogg and Snoop Doggy Dogg written by Jay Z or an Eminem song produced by Dre, etc. Dr. Dre has to be with at least one other person to make something you want to listen to. If you left him by himself, he’d be trash."}
+{"text":"Gangstas Paradise is on my playlist."}
+{"text":"zoomers have discovered Fetty Wap"}
+{"text":"that website is dogshit"}
+{"text":"tiktok, contrary to what you bitter fucks think zoomers do discover obscure music all the time"}
+{"text":"I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI"}
+{"text":"Zooey Deschanel's band obscure and I wouldn't brag about discovering new music if it's from dumb viral clips of sluts doing cringe dance moves or something. At this point discovering Kate Bush from Stranger Things looks like the intellectual, sophisticated way in comparison."}
+{"text":"Fetty Wap is for zoomers dumbass"}
+{"text":"The NYC tourist jingle everybody hates on to prove they're not her shills is my favorite thing here. Having emigrated to Manhattan myself, albeit from Queens, I think it's silly to demand sociology from someone who can't stroll Central Park without bodyguards. I note that even from a limo you can tell that the \"everyone\" here who \"was someone else before\" includes many immigrants of color. And I credit its gay-curious moment even if she ends up with a banker like her dad. All that said, however, there's a big difference between Swift's Manhattan and the one I can afford only due to real estate laws as vestigial as the family grocery that just closed up across the street, and you can hear that difference in the music. In principle I'm down with the treated hooks and doctored vocals with which Swift makes herself at home. Freed of Nashville's myth of the natural, she echoes and double-tracks and backs herself up, confides with soft-edged subtlety and fuses the breathy with the guttural. But I have less use for the cyborg with feelings she's playing now than for the gawky 15-year-old she created on Fearless--the one who was a hundredth as talented and a tenth as self-possessed as the 18-year-old who imagined her, the one who gathered an audience of country fangirls Nashville didn't know existed. That fifteen-year-old obviously isn't much like me. But she's more like I was when I got here than the cyborg will ever be, or most bankers either. A-"}
+{"text":"that person lacks theory of mind or has no mind himself or herself"}
+{"text":"the song's just an unabashed Linda Ronstadt rip anyway nigger what?"}
+{"text":"aphex twin is massively massively overrated due to the internet hype machine mindfucking zoomers into the dirt. he goes beside smashing pumpkins and oasis in terms of influencing not that much, not being that popular and yet still the internet chose to worship that dick. being 100,000x more well known than luke vibert is just a reflection of how bullshit our world is. why add to it?"}
+{"text":"It's a good album but kinda overrated. Too many duds in there. I prefer Red or her covid records."}
+{"text":"are we still pretending that folklore and evermore are good or noteworthy?"}
+{"text":"Probably in like 2012 and it was likely a classic review written in the 2000s"}
+{"text":"Someone explain to me. What is it about jeets that make corporations want to put them in charge of everything? What the fuck does this guy know about indie music? I believe the last one before him was a female jeet too. I dont believe they have any great business acumen. Would you be able to take 5'6 Sanjay seriously if you sat across him in the boardroom. Bare feet probably all on the table."}
+{"text":"jeets hire more jeets, it's simple"}
+{"text":"tourist opinion, and I hate troons"}
+{"text":"His featured reviews are mostly rap music as well"}
+{"text":"Chappell, Chappell"}
+{"text":"Chappell is such a hot pizza ass"}
+{"text":"id disagree. louie louie is a weird song, you kinda gotta listen and figure out why its popular, and its really popular for the simple crunchy lick and the fact that the drummer is doing a bit of a freak out. not sure motorhead could pull it off."}
+{"text":"nondescript youtube link nondescript youtube link nondescript youtube link nice discussion you're having here"}
+{"text":"Silverstein - Apologize"}
+{"text":"Black Sabbath's covers of Warning, Evil Woman, and Master of Insanity"}
+{"text":"NVKE DEFVSER"}
+{"text":"Raymond looks Jewish"}
+{"text":"Is it the glasses? Because his nose is similarly proportioned to those of the band members"}
+{"text":"I think it looks longer than the band members"}
+{"text":"What is with the push for lesbian shit in girl wpop? This is very recent. Not gonna deny lesbians are hot but it just feels very anti-natalist in it's agenda."}
+{"text":"women are not pet animals though"}
+{"text":"anti-natalist new buzzword just dropped"}
+{"text":"This anon said it best: Marital sex which produces children is what's really fruitful, but if you want to gaslight other's into thinking mutual masturbation isn't sour, that's your prerogative under free will."}
+{"text":"No, but they're also not men."}
+{"text":"yeah? and what about it?"}
+{"text":"ngl her music finally clicked for me"}
+{"text":"i personally don't take her too seriously when it comes to her personality or even politically wise. first of all, i dont know her, second of all, she herself stated she doesn't know everything and that's she's a random bitch who wants to sing and dress up. she does come off as aloof and headstrong, doesn't think of how her actions or inactions affect others especially now that she has this big platform though she doesn't seem like a mean girl or evil like many try to portray her. she's just your average middle class white girl who lived relatively comfortably in the midwest, except for mental illness and having to live in a sexuality closet maybe, who wanted to be a musician and it worked out for her. i like her for her sense of humour, i like her music, i like her sense of fashion, i like how she tries to help in things she believes in. that's all. I've met worse people than her."}
+{"text":"doesn't know about lesbo doublefisting purpose have been fulfilled many many times"}
+{"text":"Wish i was a girl so i could be Chappell's gf"}
+{"text":"Seconding Sodom - Agent Orange."}
+{"text":"Counted 'em, here's the chart so far"}
+{"text":"Democracy good, actually."}
+{"text":"Put my pack on my back And it's home where the lunatics roam Faith, faith moved a mountain Where the rivers are so clean And the consciousness so green And the luminous folk shine like Lanterns of hope shine on Lanterns of hope shine on Lanterns of hope"}
+{"text":"I'm so fucking sick of music."}
+{"text":"I still like music a lot"}
+{"text":"fr"}
+{"text":"*plays music at your direction*"}
+{"text":"Then you've come to the right place. You won't find any here."}
+{"text":"noooooo"}
+{"text":"This is how a 29 year old looked in the 80s"}
+{"text":"This is how I look and I'm 29. It's over, isn't it"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lol you look like shit invest on a hat"}
+{"text":"Still good. Just listen to the remasters on youtube."}
+{"text":"Death Magnetic is fine. Lulu was actually interesting and the last thing they did with any teeth. Fans freaked out and scared them into playing it safe and now everything since sounds like it was written by a Metallica AI."}
+{"text":"I have Metallica fatigue"}
+{"text":"MOP belong in S tier come on man"}
+{"text":"What happened to metalcore? since like 08, it's gone to shit. some of you probably think it was always shit, but you can't deny it was more tolerable in late 90's to mid 00's than whatever garbage the obama era spawned. Also, recommend me newer osmc style bands."}
+{"text":"joey sturgis is largely responsible for the genre becoming slop. he perfected \"that\" sound back in the late 2000s, and as a result, EVERY band adapted that sound. early/mid 2000s metalcore used to sound unique. each band had a certain sound. now EVERY band sounds the fuckin same."}
+{"text":"Correct. You are forgetting about the aping and raping of Meshuggah though, too. That happened after Sturgis. That's where we're currently at."}
+{"text":"i never got the glazing of meshuggah. the instrumentals are cool, but the vocalist sucks ass. can't stand his screams."}
+{"text":"bump for metalcore"}
+{"text":"djent current nah we are past that. now we have literal pop/trap/r&b shit with breakdowns as the flagship for metalcore."}
+{"text":"Aimed at largely young adult males Huge variety of musical genres, largely decent to great music, filled with actual underground and emerging music and bands, ahead of the curve, Hottest 100 is actually interesting to listen too. One of the most influential music radio shows on the planet and where tonnes of bands and artists made their big break. Shifts over the past decade to a largely female audience Pop songs, mediocre house music, established pop artists, Hottest 100 is just the same group of American pop artists and house producers over and over, Triple J won't even play stuff like King Gizzard anymore. Is there any more proof needed that women actually have shittier taste than music than men?"}
+{"text":"I fondly remember the hottest 100 /mu/ threads we used to have, hasn't been the same since they stopped doing it on the 26th, I don't think I've given a shit about the countdown since about 2015"}
+{"text":"I'm not down under but I know your pain. Seeing marketing and popular culture cater exclusively to the needs of the fairer sex is painful. Anyway, are you a fan of The Superjesus? I remember them from the Love Hina Dating Sim on Newgrounds ages ago. Were I to hear them for the first time years later, I'd probably be dismissive of them but they're actually kinda cool."}
+{"text":"Rage is still good thank god."}
+{"text":"what are you, bogan ?"}
+{"text":"Which one is the best band ? One republic, 21 Pilots, Imagine Dragons, Panic! ?"}
+{"text":"I will never support Brendon “The Milkman” Urie ever again"}
+{"text":"Dema don't control us, Dema don't contro- is this up ?!"}
+{"text":"Maybe it’s just the zoomer in me, but I’ll forever have a big soft spot for twenty one pilots. Blurryface + Vessel are incredible albums, and Scaled and Icy + Breach are pretty strong too. Their self-titled is a little whiny for my tastes, but overall I enjoy them to this day."}
+{"text":"The more relevant question in this situation...I only have a limited amount of bullets for my gun and will have to decide which ones I hate the least and will let survive."}
+{"text":"It's unfair that none of those band have a bold on rym, even though they all have some insanely good songs, other 2 bands unfairly maligned include Linkin Park and Evanescence, tryhards in that site hate on anything popular, but love slop like swans kek."}
+{"text":"Guess they were a one hit wonder. That second album lacks the sauce."}
+{"text":"i don't think the other one has ever had sex in her life"}
+{"text":"one hit wonder which song? Wet dream probably?"}
+{"text":"the other one speaks softly"}
+{"text":"don't be fooled, she has tattoos"}
+{"text":"post more jfc"}
+{"text":"Is there any music out there like Blood Incantation but with better development and more coherent form? Doesn't have to be the whole synthy atmospheric death metal thing, just metal with lots of actually interesting musical ideas. I enjoy their music but it feels like they're just throwing riff after riff after riff at you; it's missing that extra level of genius you get in classical music."}
+{"text":"Kind of repetitive desu"}
+{"text":"Opeth"}
+{"text":"dogshit transitions and structure, just a bunch of cool riffs that don't cohere"}
+{"text":"I want a metal band as genius as classical Good luck!"}
+{"text":"\"One retard who happes to post here sometimes exclusively for trollin\" is not /mu/. People who aren't complete cretins love them some Jimi."}
+{"text":"Is this the first post-rock album?"}
+{"text":"this plus, he got to see that dipshit Ratledge die completely forgotten by everyone, so he won in the end"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, I was about to post this."}
+{"text":"tfw we never got a hell-freezes-over wyatt/ratledge reunion like the gallagher brothers"}
+{"text":"holy shit this album is really good"}
+{"text":"ITT: /mu/ in 1973"}
+{"text":"and \"Somewhere\" and \"Mister Spain\" are horrid I get it, I get it, the Roberta Flack impersonation on these tracks."}
+{"text":"Here's what those of us who once kind of liked the Guess Who always hoped they'd become, and if that sounds dumb to the rest of you, you're missing something. This may be crude as a ploughboy, but Randy Bachman has always had a way with the catchy riff, and Turner, I suppose, provides the overdrive. B+"}
+{"text":"Only Cuckgau could listen to the Guess Who and think “you know what these guys need? More buttrock riffs”."}
+{"text":"Derek Trucks' cousin on the cover Brothers and Sisters [Capricorn, 1973] Simplicity can be a virtue--the nice thing about the Allmans is that when they put two five-year-olds on the cover we know it's not some \"decadent\" joke. Gregg Allman is a predictable singer who never has an unpredictable lyric to work with anyway, and the jams do roll on, but at their best--\"Ramblin' Man,\" a miraculous revitalization of rock's earliest conceit--they just may be the best, and on this album Dickey Betts's melodious spirituality provides unity and renewal. A- Thank God for Dickey. (and Chuck!)"}
+{"text":"was elliot actually killed by his gf? i dont think she did i think he killed himself and the internet cant accept some men just want to die no matter how talented they are"}
+{"text":"this discussion has been had a million times before"}
+{"text":"what kind of sad? empty and hopeless"}
+{"text":"Bands or artists you will never support, rock with, or listen to ever again. I will never listen to Type O Negative ever again because Peter posed for a gay magazine in the 90s nude. I can't respect a musician who posed nude for a gay magazine"}
+{"text":"is there anyone you do respect ? if so are they glad/appreciative to havde your respect or could not care less ?"}
+{"text":"new snail mail song is pretty good. Discuss the snail."}
+{"text":"most popular female latinx artist zero threads really makes you think"}
+{"text":"artist This implies that she produces art. This is not the case."}
+{"text":"latinx"}
+{"text":"Kys for womanposting"}
+{"text":"I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH"}
+{"text":"oh so shes also just normal american"}
+{"text":"Thanks for tips, I think the snare might be too hyped or loud because I added a bit of reverb to it specifically , to give it that old 90s drum feel."}
+{"text":"Where can I pirate FL studio? buy it I don't have money right now but want to learn it."}
+{"text":"depends on how much of an active listener you are. as a former musician who could only play guitar: picking up drums and bass was dead easy for me because i paid attention to them. however i’ve seen plenty of others (mostly in this general) somehow end up completely fucking clues about it. egregiously so."}
+{"text":"I listen to the drum & bass line on some songs but I don't think I'd be able to create them without someone explaining it to me."}
+{"text":"I don't think I'd be able to create them without someone explaining it to me. well then there you go"}
+{"text":"I recommend starting with Please Please Me and going in chronological order. I’m not somebody who finds it necessary to listen to *every* band’s discography in chronological order, but with The Beatles specifically, listening to them in chronological order gives you a real, in-live-time feel for how they developed between each album when they’re so well-known for exploring new sounds and trying different things. I also feel listening to the early days is more important than others suggest it is; I’ve talked to a significant number of Beatles fans in real life who have proudly asserted they haven’t listened to anything pre-Rubber Soul or even pre-Sgt Pepper, which is baffling to me. A Hard Day’s Night and Help! are incredible, and I have a deep soft spot for Please Please Me as their humble beginnings. Twist and Shout, Love Me Do, and I Saw Her Standing There are all essentials from Please Please Me, and John’s cover of Baby It’s You by The Shirelles (his favorite group) is lovely."}
+{"text":"Listen to: NOT:"}
+{"text":"Fun fact about this famous pic: The drummer (Johnny Hutchinson) was a last minute replacement for Tommy Moore who didn't show up. They just grabbed Hutch who was auditioning with another band and asked him to sit in. Really though, he thought the Beatles were a bunch of art school wankers and you can see the mild annoyance on his face in the picture. He never wavered from that opinion, which only hardened as they went on to become Liverpool's #1 band, and consistently refused every request to be interviewed about them for the rest of his life."}
+{"text":"John’s cover of Baby It’s You Vocal on that one is absolutely nuts"}
+{"text":"Is he really good? I've never heard him"}
+{"text":"Decent instrumentals with terrible singing."}
+{"text":"I don't know I don't listen to half of the music on this board."}
+{"text":"Wolfmother... you SUCK"}
+{"text":"Keidis was wealthy and famous beyond Patton's dreams and still seethed at being teased by him"}
+{"text":"didn't this pussy cancel a whole tour because of MUH DEPRESSION?"}
+{"text":"wolfmother, rhcp, and mike patton SUCK"}
+{"text":"Patton sucks...and his bitter because Stockdale has a better voice and WolfMother is heard by millions of people at every major sporting event....and no one ever hears FNM"}
+{"text":"Get this unc shit off my board."}
+{"text":"slop slop slop slop muh slop Fuck off to Twitter Retarded faggot Most of these are classic albums"}
+{"text":"Those are the last good wave of rock Some of them still sound fresh and are unsurpassed Why didn't you include Siamese Dreams or MBV's Loveless? They're from the same time"}
+{"text":"Nevermind is all-time-core"}
+{"text":"Clawfinger What is their most popular song called again?"}
+{"text":"Its not gonna rain when OP dies"}
+{"text":"\"Willie Dixon\" didnt write anything meds now"}
+{"text":"lol, you don't know"}
+{"text":"I didn't know because it's incorrect"}
+{"text":"129180083 you know nothing about music. it figures that you're from"}
+{"text":"The first 7 songs were all written by Willie Dixon Communication Breakdown was written by Willie Dixon I love Herzog's voice tho...."}
+{"text":"ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE"}
+{"text":"i see them making an US maple inspired band, ringo jr sings"}
+{"text":"Look at Bruce WIllis and Demi Moores' kids. There's no reason to think anyone's offspring will be worthwhile just because of a genetic connection."}
+{"text":"this is pretty good ngl"}
+{"text":"Dhani Harrison is respecting his dad’s legacy by refusing to cooperate with a McCartney."}
+{"text":"I don't get the hate. Why do \\m/ metal fans have such a schoolground approach to music?"}
+{"text":"Rock fans didn't gatekeep their music and they ended up with imagine dragons"}
+{"text":"I think just a year ago i would have defended them because I genuinely like quite a few of their songs but even in arcadia was the worst album to drop last year period, at least by a mainstream artists."}
+{"text":"One of the reasons I never want to be single again is cause I'm pretty sure my dating pool will be almost exclusively women that love this band. It's like how all my exes loved fucking Muse."}
+{"text":"gay plastic band OP doesn't get the hate checks out"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this sucks an olympic swimming pool full of dicks, complete normieslop"}
+{"text":"The King of Flattops edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Yes, of course you do. You love tone for every foot of cable the signal runs through. On another note, those Peterson pedals are total gimmicks. They are less sensitive than a DAddario."}
+{"text":"Does the melody come together with the chord progression or after when you start adding more instruments in typically? For example, if I just have the chord progression & start singing to it how much would my singing change as I add in a lead-guitar and bass and drums?"}
+{"text":"The fifth on the A string is useless, the root on the high E is is useless too, may as well not be there. Can't be best chord shape with so much useless shit. I give it a mid coz at least it's a m7 chord. Can't be the best chord shape with"}
+{"text":"Did ninjas get this anon"}
+{"text":"He nailed that \"diddler\" look. The glasses... The hairstyle... The top buttons undone... I wouldn't feel comfortable letting minors near him."}
+{"text":"Previous IVE Secret promo content www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeOc-jkyE0GjqKBUrEqjo873UIdAV-NUl Upcoming Schedule Late February comeback Fan Account List pastebin.com/2sJmjcfC Video Content wyhotchoco.wixstudio.com/iveland-6 x.com/shrghkqud(_sub4/6) x.com/midwinter0767 x.com/Watora_ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"evil ive wony is there to kill good ive wony"}
+{"text":"evil wony is just good wony moving backwards in time or something"}
+{"text":"Izna Sarang gave some ttebokki to Leeseo at graduation, wonder if they took pics"}
+{"text":"i know who they are, i was saying they were minor contributors"}
+{"text":"wasnt it those dubai cookies"}
+{"text":"Hei hou hoshi no shima nukete Yosete kieru nami no ko ni Umare koyou roketto!!"}
+{"text":"Awesome. I'll bear that in mind."}
+{"text":"ILL BE A GOOD SPORT"}
+{"text":"Ying ya"}
+{"text":"words :| words, japan :OO"}
+{"text":"It's time to admit that nothing good came out of this scene and it's over-rated as fuck."}
+{"text":"no its judy is a punk and i wanna be your boyfriend. But tell me ramones deepcuts"}
+{"text":"the misfits is a better band but judy is a punk is a good song"}
+{"text":"no one mentioned trans people before you lol this is some goofy ahh projection"}
+{"text":"incel try not to think about tranny challenge for one second difficulty: impossible"}
+{"text":"The only surviving musical works that can be securely attributed to the Count of St. Germain are the Six Sonatas for Violin and Basso Continuo, Op. 47, published in London around 1740-1742, consisting of six individual sonatas (Nos. 1-6) written in the late Baroque/early Galant style."}
+{"text":"Count of St. Germain aint that the immortal dude"}
+{"text":"the Ascended Master"}
+{"text":"ourgirl has a bright future ahead of her bunnies"}
+{"text":"My wife and kid"}
+{"text":"yes they're natty but don't post this dumb poorly made video again"}
+{"text":"that's just irene gf"}
+{"text":"They are like us"}
+{"text":"what what in the butt What did they/them mean by this?"}
+{"text":"butt such a childish word i can't stand the way americans talk"}
+{"text":"Yeah but why?"}
+{"text":"What what"}
+{"text":"Was he the greatest AA of all time?"}
+{"text":"do it in my butt do WHAT in my butt though?"}
+{"text":"He was the moment."}
+{"text":"His stage presence rivaled that of Adolf Hitler."}
+{"text":"hey everyone just wanted to let you all know I have AIDS dies immediately Kino"}
+{"text":"He was the OJ Simpson of gay people when you really think about it"}
+{"text":"Classic."}
+{"text":"Their magnum opus. The band should have disbanded after releasing this album."}
+{"text":"very underrated winter album. cold, calculating, and looking towards the new. I have some very vivid memories with this album, but you are right, the should have stopped after this."}
+{"text":"parachutes is their magnum opus"}
+{"text":"Viva La Vida clears, overexposition aside. Though X&Y does have some of their best songs."}
+{"text":"That's the worst of their first 4 Look up Baudot code"}
+{"text":"Very front loaded, every song after Speed of Sound is forgettable"}
+{"text":"why does music sounds so good bros im going to CRY"}
+{"text":"music do be like dat its the prime art form it existed before language PICTURE THAT"}
+{"text":"dude i think img oing to cum"}
+{"text":"Post music to listen to while walking the residential streets of north London"}
+{"text":"Bob Vylan, Kneecap, the list goes on..."}
+{"text":"Waterloo Sunset"}
+{"text":"i would have given a lot to stay with her in north london..."}
+{"text":"streets of london by ralph mctell"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE KPOP'S FUCKIN' GAY THEY GOT NOTHING THAT YOU WANT CAN'T PRONOUNCE THEIR NAMES"}
+{"text":"welcome to the jongkook"}
+{"text":"imagine they came back but theyre a guitar-tambourine duo, soothing voices, same songs, but in that format, super intimate, would it work?"}
+{"text":"The band's history, marked by Alice Glass's 2014 departure and her 2017 allegations of abuse against Ethan Kath (which he denied, leading to a dismissed defamation lawsuit), underscores this: their music's intensity may have stemmed from real pain, but glorifying it ignores the human cost. Now, fast-forward to 2026. Our current cultural landscape doesn't need more screaming glitches or simulated madness; it craves meaningful human understanding. Post-pandemic isolation, political polarization, and the mental health crises amplified by endless scrolling have left audiences yearning for authenticity and intimacy. Genres like lo-fi folk, ambient acoustic sets, and vulnerable singer-songwriter revivals (think Phoebe Bridgers or Bon Iver's cabin-core aesthetics) dominate because they foster connection rather than confrontation. A Crystal Castles reunion in guitar-tambourine form would align perfectly with this shift. By reworking their songs—keeping the haunting melodies but softening the edges with soothing voices and minimal instrumentation—they could transform anthems of discord into odes of reconciliation. Picture \"Vanished\" as a hushed duet, its lyrics of loss delivered with tender harmony, evoking a fireside confessional rather than a rave's frenzy. This format would strip away the electronic barriers, emphasizing vulnerability and shared humanity, much like how Nine Inch Nails evolved from industrial aggression to introspective soundscapes in later years."}
+{"text":"Moreover, such a reunion could serve as a powerful emblem for healing gender relations in an industry still reeling from #MeToo revelations. The fallout between Ethan and Alice—her accusations of manipulation and abuse starting in her teens, his counterclaims, and the ensuing legal battles—epitomizes the deep-seated rifts that have plagued music for decades. Yet, if they could reconcile on good terms, it would demonstrate that even the most fractured partnerships can mend through accountability, therapy, and mutual respect. This isn't about erasing the past but transcending it; imagine public statements acknowledging pain, perhaps collaborative therapy sessions, leading to a joint project that models forgiveness. In a world where gender dynamics are often weaponized online, seeing Ethan and Alice collaborate intimately could inspire broader societal healing—showing that adversaries can become allies, much like how Johnny Cash and June Carter's partnership symbolized redemption amid personal struggles. It would challenge the narrative that conflict is inevitable, promoting instead the idea that empathy bridges divides."}
+{"text":"Critics might argue that forcing a reunion glosses over serious allegations, but this vision assumes genuine reconciliation, not coercion. If achieved organically, it could redefine Crystal Castles' legacy from one of controversy to one of growth. Their influence on electropop remains undeniable, as seen in modern acts like 100 gecs or hyperpop artists who echo their glitch roots, but evolving to an intimate duo would innovate rather than regress. Ultimately, this reunion format offers a blueprint for music's future: less derangement, more depth; less noise, more nuance. In reuniting as a guitar-tambourine pair with soothing voices, Ethan and Alice wouldn't just revive their songs—they'd revive hope in human resilience."}
+{"text":"tldr"}
+{"text":"Explain how this current era doesmt meed more deranged acts of screaming and glitch but meaningful human understanding. That said erosive glitch music was a reflection of the era but not an ideal to be romanticized. That gender relations would heal if they see that even ethan and alice can get back in good terms."}
+{"text":"Rach and Ravel"}
+{"text":"Charming. RachAnon, give this a peep."}
+{"text":"When I hear the valkyries, it is like the heavens have opened up and now chariots of angels descend upon this doomed earth"}
+{"text":"This used to be a blue board by the rules. It's insane to think that just 10 years ago, such threads would get instantly deleted for being NSFW. I can't browse this board at work at all. I guess the definitions of pop and \"safe for work\" have drastically changed - pop music has been subverted into literal porn/prostitution, whereas the \"safe\" in SFW means nothing to the average/mu/ poster/mod/janny when they don't have a job in the first place."}
+{"text":"we are now coming up on a decade of ownership by gookmoot. he has not given one iota of a shit about this website and it has shown. the problem in the OP could be easily remedied with better moderation but gookmoot only sees this place as a line item in his portfolio therefore he wants maximum engagement at all times. if that means half the board is just picture dump threads, so be it."}
+{"text":"he has not given one iota of a shit about this website One the contrary. People here love to be left alone. This is the culture. If you want moderation go to reddit. the problem in the OP could be easily remedied with better moderation Until they start moderating something YOU like and then you screech. if that means half the board is just picture dump threads, so be it. It's an IMAGEboard. I.M.A.G.E. motherfucker do you speak it? Picture threads are literally the core of 4chan."}
+{"text":"I want to officially express my thanks to the mods and jannies of /mu/ for doing a great job. Leaving us alone when it’s needed and taking care of things when it gets overboard."}
+{"text":"tourists like this are the reason the site is in permanent decay"}
+{"text":"tourists like this are the reason the site is in permanent decay no just phoneposters."}
+{"text":"Dr. Dre: Dre is the single most important figure in rock’s decline. He industrialized hip‑hop production to a level rock couldn’t match. He created the first hip‑hop superstars who replaced rock stars, not coexisted with them. He made hip‑hop the new youth lingua franca. His protégés dominated the 2000s and 2010s in a way rock never recovered from. Max Martin: He made pop mathematically irresistible. His melodic precision made guitar‑based music feel clunky and old. Britney, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift — all built on his architecture. He permanently shifted the center of pop away from bands and toward vocal‑driven, producer‑led music. Rock couldn’t compete with that level of efficiency. Kanye West: Kanye didn’t just dominate hip‑hop; he redefined pop innovation. 808s killed rock’s emotional monopoly. Yeezus killed rock’s experimental monopoly. His production style became the blueprint for 2010s pop. After Kanye, rock was no longer the place where the future happened. Drake: Drake is the statistical death of rock on the charts. He normalized streaming-era dominance. He made melodic rap the new pop. He erased rock from the Hot 100’s top tier for over a decade. He didn’t kill rock creatively — he killed it commercially. Artists who accelerated rock’s decline by exposing its limits: Radiohead: They made it clear that the cutting edge was electronic, not guitar‑based. After Kid A, ambitious musicians stopped looking to rock for innovation. Eminem: He replaced rock as the voice of teenage anger. Once hip‑hop became the default outlet for rebellion, rock lost its last cultural monopoly. Linkin Park: They proved rock needed hip‑hop and electronic DNA to stay relevant. Their success unintentionally showed that pure rock was no longer competitive. Rage Against the Machine; They made rock’s political language look weak compared to hip‑hop’s."}
+{"text":"Accurate"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, you're speaking to people that don't exist on this board using a point like this. The mass here is far too mind-controlled to even entertain a single thought about what you just wrote beyond \"huh, that's fucking stupid!\" You are right, though. Media is controlled from the top down. Period. (Pooh). Good luck getting any of these mouth breathing idealistic ~20 year old retards to listen."}
+{"text":"What about buttrock like Nickelback?"}
+{"text":"heh that's fucking stupid"}
+{"text":"If that's true then how come none of them made any good songs?"}
+{"text":"Just relistened to it again, what an album this is. It's wonderful from start to finish, a total journey. I rarely cry, but I cried my shit out to this. Every single note feels very important and adds quite a lot to the atmosphere. Lots of instruments all over the place, oboes, organs, clarinets, and the quality of the sound helps it out a lot. It's just pure sad magic. Somehow, it barely feels repetitive, even though it completely is. This album is surprisingly good, although a lot of songs don't really work when they're taken out of the album, but what a great thing this is when listened to from start to finish, wow. Any good melodic, warm slowcore like this? I liked their following album Frequently Asked Questions, although it is indeed a step down from this, a huge step down, but it's still really good and has a couple of songs that match the power of the ones on pic related, and never got to finishing their 3rd and last album A Kind of Closure. I may do that today. I took a listen to some other Slowcore albums like Slowdive's Souvlaki, Carissa's Wierd's Songs About Leaving, and Low's I Could Live in Hope, but most of them were either too overexaggerated, had terribly uninteresting arrangements and melodies, or were too plastic and insincere. I Could Live in Hope was my favourite out of those, but sometimes it just came off as lazy. Any recs for more melodic and warm Slowcore like this? Less repetitive, if possible."}
+{"text":"I do like Too Scared to Sleep. Send the song, I've heard of Mazzy Star but never heard a single song."}
+{"text":"Check out the album dessau by codeine. Realize is my favorite track."}
+{"text":"That Gregor Samsa album was great, it was very similar to this one. Needs some repeated listens to completely get into the matter, but Jeroen Van Aken was a truly outstanding song. Gonna check the second one you sent now."}
+{"text":"why are you such a hater"}
+{"text":"What even is Brat? I never bothered listening to anything from that album and just assumed it's just annoying cunt anthems."}
+{"text":"first post and a poltard made it about trannies kek"}
+{"text":"how do you know it's not someone who actually has gender dysphoria coming out of the closet?"}
+{"text":"I don't really get it... is what's happening here that she tweeted \"I'll release song if I get a ton of likes\", then she got no likes, so she backtracked and said she got hacked to try and save face? Is that the situation?"}
+{"text":"more like this?"}
+{"text":"Unironically Benny Herrman, John Williams, Pino Donaggio"}
+{"text":"Maybe this."}
+{"text":"Laughing Stock"}
+{"text":"but why?"}
+{"text":"Lupus"}
+{"text":"Nope I can't answer that question for you I've no idea."}
+{"text":"For the glory of satan, of course!"}
+{"text":"U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!!: Way up ur Pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U ! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over"}
+{"text":"kids = earned"}
+{"text":"harp on death grips and neutral milk hotel all you want, none of you are ready to accept the fact that anal cunt is the best musical project in existence."}
+{"text":"I smoke lots of crack and my girlfriend has a kid I like drugs and child abuse When she's in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls I like drugs and child abuse When she's at work, I teach him how to shoot up I like drugs and child abuse When she beats him up, I sit there and laugh I like drugs and child abuse When he was in third grade, his best friend ODed I like drugs and child abuse Because I made him sell heroin and speed I like drugs and child abuse I like beating kids for no reason at all I like drugs and child abuse Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your record cost $3.99 Your record cost $2.99 Your record cost $1.99 And then it gets returned Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin Your band's in the cut-out bin You're right next to Hall and Oates You're right next to The Commodores You're right next to Cameo You're a fucking homo"}
+{"text":"You Will Never See A.C. Live Because Seth Putnam Is Dead"}
+{"text":"HAHA HOLOCAUST HAHA HOLOCAUST"}
+{"text":"I saw them at Club Hell (RIP) ages ago."}
+{"text":"UAE pics soon, inb4 she's even more covered up kek"}
+{"text":"I like Up From the Bottom personally"}
+{"text":"listen to and love song really connect with the imagery and metaphor in the lyrics years later hear artist give an interview about that song \"Oh yeah that was just some random meaningless words I pulled out of my ass the day of the recording just because they fit the rhythm of the music\""}
+{"text":"It doesnt matter how much you disown the love song of FFX, it still hits hard today."}
+{"text":"Even if it's true, they actually say that for plausible deniability in case someone pegs them on a lyric and especially because it gives them an air of nonchalance, ease and mystique about their own efforts. That's what I'd do it for at any rate."}
+{"text":"random meaningless words I pulled out of my ass the day of the recording just because they fit the rhythm of the music ah yes, the rick rubin method. works every time honestly."}
+{"text":"Literally the backstory behind Wichita lineman. lol it was just some shit I made up I hated the song actually Cool, awesome. Thanks for the beautiful timeless classic, anyways."}
+{"text":"Good point. But also, I think any lyricist will have certain words or phrases or rhymes floating around in their head for some time before they find a good use for them. So like Kurt Cobain claimed he just sang random words that \"sounded right\", but surely he had pondered or written those lines previously."}
+{"text":"top 10 greatest jewish musicians does not list mahler once Idiots! Hmpf!"}
+{"text":"he's spiritually goycattle"}
+{"text":"tfw no foxwife How do i end this for once?"}
+{"text":"Someone asked me if I could pass the Plinkett test. I think I could. Describe your favorite musician without saying what they look like, what kind of clothes or costume they wear, what instruments they play, their vocal range, what genre of music they make, how famous they are, who they dated, fought with, or were \"canceled\" by and what awards, records, or chart positions they have. Describe them to your friends like they ain't ever heard them before. Maggie is painfully earnest and adorably sincere. Her music can be painful, sexual, sensual, melancholic, joyful, idealistic, anxious, smug and cringeworthy but it is never artificial or cheap. All her albums follow consistent themes and emotions that almost feel like concept albums without technically being so. At her top form, she rarely fills space for its own sake, and every song flows seamlessly into the next without issue. At the end, I'm left longing for fulfilled permanence and reproductive love with the woman worth committing to. As a guy who spent much of his time listening to aggressive music celebrating triumph and devastation, I'm left feeling alive every time I listen to her."}
+{"text":"Apart from \"Light On\" and \"Fallingwater\", I really don't care much for Heard It in a Past Life despite all the hype \"Alaska\" received. Same issue I have with Now That the Light Is Fading. Only really care for \"Dog Days\" from that EP. Guess I'm not a Pop guy at all."}
+{"text":"Is this the nigga that invented basketball?"}
+{"text":"No it's the nigga whose mom invented whiteout"}
+{"text":"I stan Dwight Yoakam"}
+{"text":"buckcherry. my favorite band what kind of person do you imagine?"}
+{"text":"It's I love Deco Caine. In honor of Michael Caine and his passion for art deco architecture."}
+{"text":"lot lizard kek"}
+{"text":"Crazy bitch"}
+{"text":"I'M ON A PLANE"}
+{"text":"Loudest concert I ever saw. Couldn't hear for 2 days after that show. And I've seen Iron Maiden."}
+{"text":"I'M A LAZY SOD I'M A LAZY SOD I'M A LAZY SOD"}
+{"text":"IN SENSURROUND SOUND IN A TWO INCH WALL WELL I WAS WAITING FOR THE COMMUNIST CALL I DIDN'T ASK FOR SUNSHINE AND I GOT WORLD WAR THREE I'M LOOKING OVER THE WALL AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME"}
+{"text":"LivRod general - OR3 SZN APPROACHING"}
+{"text":"You think she’s a size queen?"}
+{"text":"Hell is not having a Livvy anohole gf"}
+{"text":"Probably not. Not sexually mature enough. Girls start out nervous, then get curious, then sometimes they’ll get addicted. But she seems like she’s still in the girlish nervousness stage. Maybe in a few years."}
+{"text":"Tbh she’s probably pretty tepid and vanilla. Who knows though, maybe with the sheltered life she’s secretly a kinky animal in the sack."}
+{"text":"Arctic Monkeys will release a new track for the war child records on Thursday. Which means there's a possibility that we're getting a new track from Olivia Rodrigo as well. Is it finally time"}
+{"text":"ITT: musicians who are genuinely good people"}
+{"text":"what can’t that woman do?"}
+{"text":"\"are\". he is dead."}
+{"text":"a real dindu indeed"}
+{"text":"His talk with his psychiatrist was really relatable for me. If only I could also relate to his height and guitar skills lol."}
+{"text":"You're making me feel like a dollar in your hand You're making me feel like I'm a $0 man"}
+{"text":"fuck these people"}
+{"text":"goooOOOOOOOOD IS REEEEEEEEEAAAAAL GOOOOOD IS REAAAAL I'M NOT KIDDING GOD IS REAL IM NOT KIDDING THIS TIME"}
+{"text":"Why do boomers love this nigga again?"}
+{"text":"all unc gens suc fr fr fr"}
+{"text":"He had it all. Honestly a once in a lifetime kind of talent"}
+{"text":"He was a classic type of genius who had one autistic passion to make cool music and eventually got caught up in the showbizz machine and lost the passion and succumbed to all the pressures and decided the pain was not worth it anymore He didn't want to become just a survivor of his own past self, just a has-been still clinging to relevance, like Eddie Vedder, Madonna or Springsteen"}
+{"text":"he was cool"}
+{"text":"I'm not gay but I would have let Kurt do me in the butt and I would suck his pp"}
+{"text":"ITT: How do you do fellow kids - the album"}
+{"text":"I could never even fathom disrespecting Ella like this, even ironically"}
+{"text":"Duran Duran - Red Carpet Massacre"}
+{"text":"who the fuck cares"}
+{"text":"ageist, the op"}
+{"text":"thats not a nu metal album"}
+{"text":"Comfy jazz thread What are you diggin tonight, fellas?"}
+{"text":"What do jazz elitists listen to?"}
+{"text":"I will keep my eyes open for it. But as a rule, I'll try anything with McCoy. As for the harpsichord...I think it was just to show that he can do it all."}
+{"text":"In general they don't listen to music but rather they want to be thought of as having the best taste. So look for albums that are obscure, preferably expensive and sounds like an intellectual exercise rather than something you listen to for enjoyment."}
+{"text":"mostly actual jazz instead of mostly jazz adjacent stuff"}
+{"text":"retard and poser"}
+{"text":"I DON'T CARE IF THOSE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS HATE THE BORSCHT! THEY CAN JUST DAMN WELL DUMP IT!"}
+{"text":"For me it's OoT and WW for Zelda. [spoiler]Grandma's Theme from WW makes me wanna cry because she reminds me of my grandma[/spoiler] Banjo Kazooie Nier Automata Terranigma Guild Wars and WoW for nostalgia"}
+{"text":"Oops no spoilers here. Also Metroid Prime"}
+{"text":"I have both vinyl and cds but I feel like vinyl is a moneypit now so if I want more I will pay double of cds. I can tell a little difference but is it placebo? A little warmer and clearer maybe?"}
+{"text":"The difference is obvious. If there's a constant background rumble, annoying clicking noises, and narrow stereo image, it's vinyl. Correctly mastered CDs exceed the limits of human hearing. The only reason to buy vinyl is because thanks to the loudness war the CD version is often deliberately fucked up by the mastering engineer. But that doesn't mean you should actually listen to the vinyl. A good digital recording of it will sound identical but won't gradually self-destruct with repeated plays. Or buy used CDs from the 80s when the target market was rich people and they sounded great. (Actually, don't do that, I don't want you driving up prices.)"}
+{"text":"gradually self-destruct with repeated plays lol, this doesn't happen with vinyl LPs with a well set up table. The idea is some relic of the shellac era."}
+{"text":"I collected cassettes from local Los Angeles scenes n artists having people tell me tapes are gay and I should get vinyl. All those people make me think vinyl is gay, just because of those people. Now cassettes are extremely cheap to buy empty and if bands record the tapes themselves they can be extremely cheap depending on the band"}
+{"text":"doesn't happen with vinyl LPs with a well set up table You just know that a high percentage of the vinyl records sold in 2026 will be played on cheap shitty turntables like Crosleys or similar. Also, vinyl groove wear is definitely a thing even on a finely tuned turntable. It may takes many plays to make a noticeable difference, but the audio quality will eventually degrade."}
+{"text":"Also, vinyl groove wear is definitely a thing even on a finely tuned turntable. No it isn't. What do you think a counterweight does?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Covers better than the original"}
+{"text":"the music video makes people overrate this cover."}
+{"text":"The original mogs this piece of garbage OP"}
+{"text":"last post"}
+{"text":"real last post"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"real last post"}
+{"text":"is it normal to have a crush on bjork?"}
+{"text":"expecting a mutt to know the difference"}
+{"text":"Looks like a beaner to me so that's what he is."}
+{"text":"dumbass couldn't even kill himself properly. slumped to the floor and bled out while gurgling for air before he died."}
+{"text":"if you discover her at the right age it's pretty much inevitable"}
+{"text":"Why am I still here? Just to suffer?"}
+{"text":"because you found one good reply among a sea of shit and now you think you will find it again but you probably wont but then i am posting... well it is just the fact that you get addicted to 4chan due to the hard to predict reward schedule. tl;dr: intermittent reinforcement"}
+{"text":"The lord chooses his silliest battles for his funniest clowns"}
+{"text":"Johnny Marr was 23 when the Smiths broke up"}
+{"text":"because you're too shy?"}
+{"text":"He was good in The The"}
+{"text":"Paul Weller broke up his second successful band at 31"}
+{"text":"Honestly mind blowing"}
+{"text":"the guy from the cars was 34 when they released their first album get to work, unc"}
+{"text":"There's the Rub [MCA, 1974] The journeyman English blues-cum-heavy group of whom it has been said: \"When they come out on stage, they seem to be holding their guitars like machine guns, but pretty soon you realize it's more like shovels.\" D+"}
+{"text":"The only surviving member of the Beatles"}
+{"text":"broke: paul died in 1966 woke: ringo died in 1988"}
+{"text":"Beaucoups of Blues = a genuinely great album"}
+{"text":"Pete Best is alive and kicking and he was in the Beatles too"}
+{"text":"why the beatles doesn't reunite?"}
+{"text":"which on is it /mu/ the kinks of the beatles"}
+{"text":"the rolling stones shouldn't even be in question. Those guys are total hacks who make fkn bland rock n roll music, whats so great about them"}
+{"text":"beach boys > kinks = stones > beatles"}
+{"text":"the beach boys had one good album"}
+{"text":"Neither. It's Nazz for me."}
+{"text":"not even true. they DID however rip off all their shit from Fast Freddy & The Crooners."}
+{"text":"the PT they had on tour was a man...... he was fat as fuck though lmao so might just be a secondary thing for him"}
+{"text":"GET AWAY FROM HER"}
+{"text":"nerdy qt"}
+{"text":"just a mouthfull"}
+{"text":"*saves music*"}
+{"text":"i don't care"}
+{"text":"Like every metal band or artist that sticks around a long time they have good early output but then the sound gets stale and they just go through the motions with every new album"}
+{"text":"HELLO ME"}
+{"text":"the version on spotify is so bad. its too bright and over-compressed. you dont know how good this album could be until you listen to a cdrip"}
+{"text":"I'm listening to it at CD quality on Qobuz and I still don't care for it Sounds much better than the Spotify version though, you're right about that I prefer Drive Like Jehu and Indian Summer for early 1990s post-hardcore"}
+{"text":"Red wine and sleeping pills Help me get back to your arms Cheap sex and sad films Help me get where I belong"}
+{"text":"makes music in a feminist genre only famous because an irrelevant member fucked kurt cobain for a few months into his stardom LMAO riot grrl is a joke"}
+{"text":"A lot of these hoes were middle-class art school poseurs Cobain had to struggle to make his band accepted in these elitist 'punk rock' circles, because they all saw him and his group as a bunch of hicks from Aberdeen Now imagine their faces when Nirvana blew up into global stardom To this day, this hoe is only getting interviews for that Nirvana question lmao"}
+{"text":"I WANNA SEE KATHLEEN's RODRIGO"}
+{"text":"for me it's Slant 6"}
+{"text":"i like their song Rebel Girl, but the rest of their shit sucks ass."}
+{"text":"Bigger, Better, Faster, More! [Interscope, 1992] Except maybe for a few pie-eyed corner-cutters over in marketing, nobody born before Never Mind the Bollocks thinks Linda Perry is \"alternative.\" It was to avoid music that might distract from her big vague voice--referents: people she never heard of like Lydia Pense and people you wish she never heard of like Ann Wilson--that she axed her female guitarist for a male hotshot once her male producer took her aside. Janis is dead, unfortunately. Also unfortunately, her vision of meaningful rebellion lives on. C"}
+{"text":"The C grade was honestly too generous."}
+{"text":"That one song was redeemed by the He Man version. Otherwise, Perry has had an execrable career."}
+{"text":"Really, was he dissing a lesbian for replacing a female guitarist with a male one? For not being a bona fide feminist? Wow, how un-Marxist of her. Not very emancipatory huh"}
+{"text":"I found The Train a very soulful song 2bh"}
+{"text":"is a genuinely great album wtf did this mentally ill crackhead actually produce this by himself?? actual genius"}
+{"text":"To be fair I agree that viper didn't inspire shit, but he did release these proto cloud rap albums way before clams casino hit the scene so your argument is bs."}
+{"text":"I kneel. I just checked the timeline and was surprised to find that Viper was in fact producing cloud rap style beats before Clams Casino."}
+{"text":"isn't this shit just the crackhead variation of the memphis chopped'n'screwed sound? viper slaps, he's a real one"}
+{"text":"You'll cowards don't even bump threads"}
+{"text":"No, it isnt. Its absolute dogshit in every possible fucking way."}
+{"text":"Say something nice to the GOAT of jazz music"}
+{"text":"Nigga debuted in the early twenties and his biggest song was released the same year as Sgt. Peppers"}
+{"text":"New thread for the new year!"}
+{"text":"Gay"}
+{"text":"obviously"}
+{"text":"beautiful clean sound damn this is fire. i'm downloading your stuff. Viva españa, saludos desde argentina. love the bass tone, is it a bass guitar or a synth? Very OPN at times, would listen to a whole album. me"}
+{"text":"Dude this is amazing. As someone else said, the amount of work put into this is remarkable. I love working on these kind of concepts, so much fun. Also amazing guitar and drum sound, is it a digital amp sim or the real thing? me"}
+{"text":"does anyone else listen to only alex g and wifiskeleton cause they're a chuddy incel who doesnt listen to that (c)rap music and hates foids cause you're so niche 2000s older brother core"}
+{"text":"literally me"}
+{"text":"i thought wifiskeletons songs were kind of cool and good until i learned they were all unedited alex g instrumentals"}
+{"text":"No, It's male manipulator music for faggot liberal zillenialls with purposefully bad sleeve tattoos, dont know where OP got the idea its chud music"}
+{"text":"0/10 ragebait"}
+{"text":"wrong, it's genuine sensitive young man music. hearing him play Sandy live in philly was one of the most euphoric things ever. start with Beach Music if you're just getting into hom"}
+{"text":"thx frens. keep posting."}
+{"text":"Pamiętam dobrze ideał swój Marzeniami żyłem jak król Siódma rano to dla mnie noc Pracować nie chciałem, włóczyłem się Za to do puszki zamykano mnie Za to zwykle zamykano mnie Po knajpach grywałem za piwko i chleb Na szyciu bluesa tak mijał mi dzień Tylko nocą do klubu \"Puls\" Jam session do rana, tam królował blues To już minęło, ten klimat, ten luz Wspaniali ludzie nie powrócą Nie powrócą już! Lecz we mnie zostało coś z tamtych lat Mój mały, intymny, muzyczny świat Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"O VICTORIO MOJA VICTORIO"}
+{"text":"No idea who that is or what he is singing. Just want to say oskar pietuszewski is a great player, thank you guys."}
+{"text":"being a janny sucking faggot is a bannable offense"}
+{"text":"thoughts about this hidden jem?"}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"hidden gem Yea. It’s not, at all. Many people like it, including me."}
+{"text":"Kino, although I prefer the solo on the I am the Night version of Down Below."}
+{"text":"their best album desu"}
+{"text":"be nice"}
+{"text":"we hate the >now meme we hate how simple yet effective it is"}
+{"text":"i already blasted to it and my cuck fantasies"}
+{"text":"no karina is an ethereal beauty"}
+{"text":"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAERI PLEASE YOU'RE KIIIIIIILLING MEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"why did this faggot ruin his solo career by creating a discography that's mostly about pies and cakes and shit like that"}
+{"text":"Drag innit? Ok cheers mate"}
+{"text":"Rent-free"}
+{"text":"this, most /mu/ users weren't even born yet"}
+{"text":"Underrated."}
+{"text":"reminds me of youthanasia/cryptic writings, cool"}
+{"text":"tf is this shit lmao it sounds like it was written by a 60 year old big unc should just retire soon."}
+{"text":"he's already retiring"}
+{"text":"I don't care"}
+{"text":"anyone seeing the megadeth movie in theatres?"}
+{"text":"What are you listening to right now, my dear friend?"}
+{"text":"what does \"coa\" mean?"}
+{"text":"Chicken on Ass"}
+{"text":"Cock on Arrival"}
+{"text":"this is legit sounds like urban metal iron maiden last resort track is straight up run to the hills ripoff"}
+{"text":"obtain permissions from the tolkien estate normal people would kill for get libretto personally approved by Christopher Tolkien spend decades putting the silmarillion for full operatic glory finally complete it in 2025 only make it available by physically mailed compact disc set Why are boomers like this"}
+{"text":"How come rap never got better than east coast 90s rap? Why is west coast so dog shit compared to east coast"}
+{"text":"They still had DJ Quik and The Pharcyde."}
+{"text":"DJ Quik and The Pharcyde. good taste jokes aside"}
+{"text":"CLANS POSSES CREWS AND CLIKS....."}
+{"text":"rap peaked with this album. word is bon jovi"}
+{"text":"East Coast rap was more humorous, West Coast rap was ponderous and about making a statement."}
+{"text":"punk is de- FUCKING KINO MUSIC"}
+{"text":"damn never heard VAST before, great song man"}
+{"text":"Thanks, I thought it might be a good midway point between the heavier and more atmospheric stuff you like"}
+{"text":"not the same guy but these are both great thank you"}
+{"text":"This chart grew on me"}
+{"text":"heres mine"}
+{"text":"For? Misinformation? Pretty sure most posters are aware the most chicken ever seen trophy has long been held by Jim Morrison"}
+{"text":"Jim Morrison sorry, bro. jimbo was a burger boy \"At one point during a lunch break he asked what I was doing, and I told him this medical research thing. He asked if there was a Burger King around there and I said ‘Yeah I’m going back to the hospital, I can give you a ride’. Instead of dropping him off I joined him for lunch.He had two Cheese Whoppers and a malt shake.” Bono remains the ultimate fried chicken eater. and willie dixon wrote back door man"}
+{"text":"Chicken ultra instinto"}
+{"text":"coa coa coa"}
+{"text":"fag"}
+{"text":"artists too high T for zoomers"}
+{"text":"Zillakami is a zoomer himself"}
+{"text":"That's what I'm saying they are both Zoomers and both bark like DMX. I forgot what OP was saying."}
+{"text":"i'm another anon and I agree but have yet to find anything both as hard and as quality as city morgue"}
+{"text":"Old 6ix9ine, Cameronazi, uhh...fuck, I mean DMX, there honestly aren't many rappers who did the sound so well as 6ix9ine and Zilla did. Not even XXX in my opinion."}
+{"text":"As I Lay Dying Pantera"}
+{"text":"By whom...?"}
+{"text":"imagine dragons"}
+{"text":"Okay I did. What now?"}
+{"text":"Not even the best song on that album. Not even in the top 5."}
+{"text":"You say that only because it's the most popular. I'm not bound to such simpleminded mechanisms."}
+{"text":"I think 2000s Avril Lavigne is pretty"}
+{"text":"She has very pretty eyes. She resembles a fox to me."}
+{"text":"some foxes are obviously Bjork tho"}
+{"text":"How do Canadian girls smell bros?"}
+{"text":"they don't smell"}
+{"text":"Like chocolate cookies"}
+{"text":"I'm sad and want to listen to sad music reccomend sad music"}
+{"text":"You're sad because you're a rude wanker who posts the same shit every day with no manners."}
+{"text":"bina cookie :3"}
+{"text":"Would you guys eat her chewed cookie?"}
+{"text":"Now i see the vision"}
+{"text":"yeah why dong the trad influencers dress like this, properly what bullshit"}
+{"text":"A white guy in a suit looks like another white guy in a suit?????"}
+{"text":"Right is Frank Sinatra’s son"}
+{"text":"PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD PRAISE THE LORD"}
+{"text":"hey men and they're pigs!"}
+{"text":"actually no water KWAB"}
+{"text":"Me on the left"}
+{"text":"everything must be new at all times Your life sounds exhausting."}
+{"text":"Cute porkers"}
+{"text":"Pretty much. I'm no defender of Indians but this board's lack of activity leaves the few users still posting here to troll each other in vain hopes of receiving a response."}
+{"text":"For me it’s Shy Glizzy"}
+{"text":"Poop shitty"}
+{"text":"The Beatles"}
+{"text":"looking for something more like Exystence or similar curated blog sites with direct downloads. I get the feeling that the format makes it easier to find obscure and new things that you wouldn't usually seek out or even find on the more spammy websites that just upload whatever they can get their hands on. 15 years ago blogspot was the place to be for that kind of thing, but a lot of the high quality blogs just kinda died on their ass, with the zippy death and what not."}
+{"text":"I use getmetal.club a fair bit, although its not a blog and has lots of shit that definitely isnt metal, or even mainstream trash, but it's at least a steady stream of \"random albums someone decided to upload\" and that will often include prog stuff."}
+{"text":"15 years ago blogspot was the place to be for that kind of thing, but a lot of the high quality blogs just kinda died on their ass, with the zippy death and what not. Agreed. The only blogs that stuck around that I know/use are metal related. Like mortuusinsomnis06. This is mostly just metal though, and not very experimental all the time, but he does have a lot of uploads so there will be some in there."}
+{"text":"Funnily enough I slag off Mortuus for \"not much prog\", scroll a bit, and see a link for an album claiming to be \"Post-Black/Avant-garde Metal\". Time so see how it is I guess."}
+{"text":"Try Terminal Escape (blogspot), it's one of the longest running noise rock blogs that's still around. Back in the day my favorite was [shiny grey monotone] but as I see the last post was in 2022 and apparently it's moved to Facebook since."}
+{"text":"oh lord she comin"}
+{"text":"Thicc Lana is probably supercomfy."}
+{"text":"lana deray a come fe mess up de area serious mon"}
+{"text":"Born to Dine"}
+{"text":"Hot. Imagine the braps."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"what's next for bedroom pop pioneer Clairo \"Pretty Girl\" Cortrill?"}
+{"text":"Shooting my cum through the air-o for sexual Clairo!!!"}
+{"text":"It's just diff with Clairo"}
+{"text":"Rich nepo baby cunt"}
+{"text":"Hopefully a cheeseburger. Bitch needs some kilos asap."}
+{"text":"Wtf. Shes at perfect weight. Imagine hatefucking that bony, narrow ass. Good lord."}
+{"text":"blacked princess and Burzum fan Zara Larsson is officially back, #16 and #38 (PinkPantheress duet) on Spotify US"}
+{"text":"Now Timmy..."}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"coping about Sabrina being a BBC addict in 2026 Sad."}
+{"text":"She's fucking trash"}
+{"text":"fucking kek the unavoidable breakup and what will follow will be amazing. She is 28 and the wall is approaching. Is there even any BMWF „celebrity“ couples that are still together in their late age?"}
+{"text":"Goth your way out Also post new artists"}
+{"text":"Thanks man"}
+{"text":"Your rec its pretty good too"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"that's so beautiful :,("}
+{"text":"fucking losers bitching"}
+{"text":"fucking losers they wish"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"brown and hot"}
+{"text":"why are feds like this"}
+{"text":"spices"}
+{"text":"what is some good irish music ?"}
+{"text":"BLACK AND BROWNS IN!!!! ENGLISH OUT!!!"}
+{"text":"what music does this type of girl listen to?"}
+{"text":"raul lovisani"}
+{"text":"Kendrick Lamar"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, Jaime Pressly. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Also, you should know, OP. WHO DO YOU LOOOOOOVE?!"}
+{"text":"No Ordinary Love isn't in Sade's top 5 on Spotify"}
+{"text":"she has too many good songs. her best songs arent even in the top 20"}
+{"text":"Cherish the Day is her best song"}
+{"text":"Her best song is \"Is It a Crime\" tho..."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised the Deftones cover isn't more popular too, it's pretty good"}
+{"text":"op you are getting soft, what are you doing?LISTEN HARDER"}
+{"text":"SOON I'LL BE LEAVING, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN! SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN YEAAHHH (YEAAAHHH) YEAAAAHHH"}
+{"text":"Would electric violin be as popular as electric guitar if you didn't need a teacher in order to pick it up? It's genuinely one of the instruments you absolutely can't become proficient in without receiving active guidance, no self help books will get you there."}
+{"text":"The Great Kat"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"The Dambuilders had a sort of foxy chick playing electric violin."}
+{"text":"Cheap violins aren't worth anything but a trip to the garbage bin Cheap violins (as in a few hundred bucks, not the absolutely bottom of the barrel garbage) sound fine if you replace the strings and bridge and set them up properly."}
+{"text":"Did you Up the Irons when you saw 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple?"}
+{"text":"For sleepytime, you a Caretaker guy or a Robert Rich guy?"}
+{"text":"Music is for listening to and enjoying, especially ambient. I listen to a collection of ambient nature sounds to drown out my tinnitus. Tonight its snowing so I will listen to blizzard sounds imagining im in an arctic shelter somewhere."}
+{"text":"Gorgeous, anon. Just darling."}
+{"text":"I listen to my ceiling fan and my tinnitus"}
+{"text":"I used to listen to Palmless Prayer/Mass Murder Refrain to go to sleep all the time. Now, I require silence."}
+{"text":"For me it is Upper Astral."}
+{"text":"Montón de putas llorando en el thread. Dadme vuestro pussy. En español te recomiendo Family, Sr. Chinarro, El niño Gusano, Christina Rosenvinge, Juniper Moon, Zoé, Los Tres, Nacho Vegas, Jirafa Ardiendo y Lucybell. En inglés Spacemen 3 / Spiritualized / Sonic Boom, Black Tambourine, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Swervedriver y Galaxie 500."}
+{"text":"Going to listen to your spic artists. I hop they're half as good as Spacemen."}
+{"text":"Go ahead, gringo-kun. Btw, most are spaniards, so spic is kinda irrelevant as an slur here."}
+{"text":"My father came to the white person country I live in from south america and his parents came from Spain but I never learned the language. I've been called spic like 100 times. I have my card."}
+{"text":"you are mexican"}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"im unconcerned"}
+{"text":"recompile windows Ezpz"}
+{"text":"windows why ?"}
+{"text":"So what were you talking about"}
+{"text":"thought maybe you/op/etc were on BSD maybe"}
+{"text":"Steals your music Nothing personal niggers"}
+{"text":"steals how?"}
+{"text":"People nowadays unironically don't care that he stole black music Elvis legacy is being a pedophile"}
+{"text":"They really need to drop the spoken word post-rock thing it's so like....lmao....."}
+{"text":"Says the crying nigga."}
+{"text":"Your I was having trouble writing supposta that I fucked up You’re."}
+{"text":"I havn’t heard this album in 20 years Damn im unc :("}
+{"text":"Canadians took over All the popular artists nowadays are canadian Nobody gives a shit about the Brits"}
+{"text":"post rock belongs to americans"}
+{"text":"arin"}
+{"text":"boomers had to spend like $30 for an album, even $40 in the 70s (inflation-adjusted)"}
+{"text":"spend $30 on an album it sucks you gotta listen to it though cause you just spent $30 and dad will be pissed if you don't cause you spent his money Grim"}
+{"text":"i'm a xillenial born in 83 and CD's were 15 dollars. I probably had 1000 CD's, they all got stolen by niggers. Now I own 2 CD's, disc 2 of a beatles greatest hits and the hives veni vidi vicious"}
+{"text":"holy shit how old are you? albums were outselling singles by the 1970s"}
+{"text":"Albums used to be fucking sick, and they came virtually out of nowhere, and were done by super talented demigods, not retards who babble about politics on twitter 24/7 and also happen to own a MIDI controller. Different times."}
+{"text":"so they listened to it constantly, memorising it front to back, forming deep connections to it, playing it for others, fostering discussion and fandom. all resulting in a healthier music scene than today."}
+{"text":"filtered all the plebs 17 years ago"}
+{"text":"Probably the worst thing to come out of that era of music"}
+{"text":"filtered"}
+{"text":"It's great, reminds me if Flamingo Trigger had a spastic little brother."}
+{"text":"Based on the cover im imagining some kind of whiney effeminated pop punk for hot topic kids. Sometimes filters are a good thing, and i would gladly drink filtered water over some shit stained water."}
+{"text":"Smosh babies they'll make your dreams come true! food analogy"}
+{"text":"What do women who look like pic rel listen to?"}
+{"text":"they listen to their meth dealer"}
+{"text":"hagley midlliams"}
+{"text":"She's my wife, not yours"}
+{"text":"Rap music"}
+{"text":"Chappell Roan"}
+{"text":"post essential /mu/core"}
+{"text":"True, this one too."}
+{"text":"And this one as well."}
+{"text":"These are great too."}
+{"text":"peak tourist opinion"}
+{"text":"that's like saying Floreal Shoppe is a 10 because it's the best album made in the realm of Vaporwave"}
+{"text":"no, the two claims dont need to be causally related"}
+{"text":"schreiber"}
+{"text":"This that's not a compliment"}
+{"text":"Celebrity Lifestyle Better Than You Big Strong Boss Blackmail Greed Job Money Is Flesh Power For Power The Beggar This Is Mine Time Is Money Why Can't I Have What I Want Any Time That I Want ? Your Property YRP"}
+{"text":"self made man"}
+{"text":"Why are all these songs about money or power ?"}
+{"text":"samefag thread"}
+{"text":"Weakling (named after OP)"}
+{"text":"There are quite a few about the sun as well."}
+{"text":"40 percent of Steve Hoffman Music Forum members have the Beatles as their favourite band"}
+{"text":"30 years from now a thread will be made somewhere about 40 percent of /mu/ liking radiohead the most"}
+{"text":"imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"beatlemania is almost 80 years old"}
+{"text":"What's the other 60?"}
+{"text":"80 years old that's the median age on the SHF, beatlemania is 60yo"}
+{"text":"I AM A SCAVENGER BETWEEN THE SHEETS OF UNION"}
+{"text":"Peak wigger-core."}
+{"text":"Blocks your path"}
+{"text":"Peak meme rap"}
+{"text":"One’s a parody one’s not, both mog niggers"}
+{"text":"YOUR YOUTUBE PAGE IS VIEWERLESS"}
+{"text":"WHITE ASS NIGGAS GOING HARD AS FUCK"}
+{"text":"I was quite surprised to find this Lawrence cd."}
+{"text":"One time, I bought three or four John Fahey albums for a couple bucks each at a flea market"}
+{"text":"max graham, ‘transport 4’"}
+{"text":"how do i start a record label in the current year?"}
+{"text":"do anything you want, but you need some money, like any other business."}
+{"text":"how much? a grand or two or like 10k?"}
+{"text":"Does your dad have a blue name on Wikipedia?"}
+{"text":"depends on what services, so to speak, you are going to promise to do for your artists. design and print a flyer..., make digital content for social media, press vinyls or cassettes, store said media, ship said media, collect monies, out reach to brick and mortar etc etc, fund reording productions, etc. whats in it for you? whats in it for them. some people just want get shit out in the world somehow, some people demand sales and pproactivity, or investment. lotsa shit you can do, but some seed and some income make things possible. wanna invest in my record label?"}
+{"text":"Either be heavily involved in a scene or genre to have the connections capable for you to promote the shitty acts you sign at first or be rich as fuck and scam rappers with 360 deals"}
+{"text":"He asked for forgiveness. Why are you so mean to him?"}
+{"text":"They'r not lyrics. They're a personal confession. I really, actually am fucking etarded"}
+{"text":"and what album would that one be on?"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"Faggot should have thought of that before he did what he did. Trumptards are the worst"}
+{"text":"recommend me some books on counterpoint."}
+{"text":"Cherubini, Jeppesen, and Kirnberger (strict composition) in that order."}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"the vagner meme"}
+{"text":"Chopin and Ravel. Why would anyone avoid great composers you insufferable tard"}
+{"text":"slow it daaaan maynee"}
+{"text":"Gnome saaaaaayin Gnome talmbouuuuuuut"}
+{"text":"My playlist is filled with nothing but Suno version of classic songs now"}
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+{"text":"Typed by some baby who stays within battery range of his house at all times. just get a car or motorcycle one thing I will say about ebikes is they are really amazing for keeping bike shops in business, bunch of bso trash components bolted to electronics that you are heavily discouraged from touching yourself. they are literally FOR retards and that’s fine there’s clearly a big market for that"}
+{"text":"Veloflex are out of business aren’t they? Very sad. There are like 10 of us on this board who have ever competed in a race on a bicycle kek"}
+{"text":"bros it is kinda comfy just having a resident seether"}
+{"text":"mad about carbon fiber composites mad about hydraulic disk brakes mad about ebikes bikes aren't for you."}
+{"text":"e-faggot tries to inject himself into the group Lmao, fuck off faggot. You are not a cyclist."}
+{"text":"Post road network gore."}
+{"text":"Damn! This is some fresh ass shit! I'd never seen this before! Thanks, anon!"}
+{"text":"Property rights mainly. Long tradition of being able to challenge anything that interferes with your private property even if it's for the public good. This is particularly extreme in Ireland. We've been trying to build a Metro in Dublin for the past 25 years, just got through the basic planning stage, and 10 dickheads who owned houses near the planned main end terminus brought a legal challenge against the whole thing which could have delayed it by several more years. Transport Infrastructure Ireland ended up agreeing to buy their houses."}
+{"text":"what the fuck is induced demand anyway"}
+{"text":"what the fuck is induced demand A useless buzzword"}
+{"text":"Fucking Italy."}
+{"text":"Post Your Bike Thread Winter Warriors Edition Previous Edition"}
+{"text":"You're too poor to understand."}
+{"text":"it just looks like some quirky lolsorandom thing they just slapped on there."}
+{"text":"the fact that 4chan independently came up with that name for the Dolan meme will never not be hilarious gooby pls"}
+{"text":"The splattered brain matter is a nice touch."}
+{"text":"shipping coming Tuesday can't wait"}
+{"text":"Cyclists of /n/, do you wear a lot of loud obnoxious advertising logos on yourself when you ride?"}
+{"text":"oh no I can't be seen as trying hard, then they'll know I'm not slow by choice! better buy a slow ass bike and pay $5000 for it so no one thinks I'm a poor loser who can't afford expensive things Behold, the common north american unracer"}
+{"text":"I am currently using a xiaomi smart band 9 to track my rides (so thats GPS from phone + HR from band), I start and end the ride from the band and the app automatically transfers the route, speed and heart rate to strava I am wondering if I should upgrade to a bike computer cus I am not worried about how much calories I burn nowadays, as I got the idea of it. I just want to know how far I went and how long it took me, and to keep track of cadence so I learn to ride optimally I have been looking at XOSS G2+ (pic related) with 2 sensors - one for cadence on crank and other on rear hub for speed (rotation) my questions about bike computers in general are: do the bike computer accessories (cadence, speed, HR) connect to it, or to the phone does only the bike computer connect to your phone and stay connected constantly, or only to transfer data to strava or an app once the ride finishes? can I just get on my bike and ride, and the bike computer will then automatically upload my ride to strava once I am done? can I still use my xiaomi band 9 to measure my HR? will I be able to see my HR on the screen? or the bike computer only connects to HR sensors and not other \"smart\" devices should I get a bike computer with an actual screen to show maps/route? should I even get a bike computer to begin with, I am riding actual gravel and trails, basically exploring my region on weekends and driving 2-3 times to work a week, will the sensors and shit survive the rough terrain? will my mechanical watch (8 year old skx007) get fucked by the vibrations from the single/double track? Thanks"}
+{"text":"Bro. Move on. You lost the argument weeks ago. Unless this is some kind of weird borat-style \"look at what a fool I am\" humor. In which case, do carry on."}
+{"text":"you need to kill your self NOW"}
+{"text":"know how big my wheel is know how many times it turned multiply how many times it turned by the circumference of the wheel know how far i went combine this system with a clock know how far i went in a small unit of time know therefore how fast i am going Why wouldn't this work? Why hasn't someone invented a device that does this yet?"}
+{"text":"Kek, I love Princess Auto."}
+{"text":"Of course you are trying to be funny from a position of ignorance but that is how they all work, the good ones use a hub sensor and a GPS unit and combine the two readings in order to compensate for the deficiencies in each method. Yes, shocker I know, there is no One True Way, everything has pros and cons. Back in the day it was a spoke sensor but, as has been discussed ad nauseam, there were issues with that when used in the modern context, and today there is no reason to stick with the old ways unless you are just an unracer trying to be obnoxious, but the funny thing about unracers is that they try so hard to not try hard at everything that they don't even have to try to be obnoxious, so you can really just do whatever you want and you'll succeed at irritating people with your stupidity, if that is your goal."}
+{"text":"Why are you so afraid to fly anon? You're just going to be in an air-tight cabin seated for several hours 40,000 ft in the air going at 600 mph in a machine being controlled by someone you don't know How am I supposed to get over this fear?"}
+{"text":"just last night i had a dream that i was descending in an airplane. the pilot was banking a turn to line up for the landing strip and then i heard someone say \"aww fuck\" and suddenly the plane began to stall and we began spinning in a freefall. i could see the ground getting closer and closer, and i was like well, i guess this is it. and then i woke up. it felt real though. i simply accepted death knowing that there was no escape. better to be quiet about it than scream like a maniac in my last moments, like most people do"}
+{"text":"2 million people fly each and every day and every single one gets to their destination safely but I'm a special little boy that I'll surely die because I'm the main character, obviously"}
+{"text":"Was it the cj \"aaah shit here we go again\""}
+{"text":"This feeling is probably exacerbated by the inner ear getting fucked up. We humans didn't evolve to go that fast. The inner ear might confuse the acceleration for a pitch up, and thus making you feel like your about to do a loop. Yeah, good luck jumping out of an airliner. I'm almost sure you're baiting, but in case you're not... You'd get obliterated by the engines or horizontal stabilizer. That is, if you even get out. Above 10000ft. you only have a few seconds of useful consciousness, and the doors of airliners aren't designed for having people jump out very quickly. And again, that's if the general public (read: complete retards) even dare to jump without any prior training."}
+{"text":"\"Wofür ist das?\"-Edition Anything public transport in German-speaking Europe is fair game."}
+{"text":"für notebooks du dumme hure"}
+{"text":"embarrassing"}
+{"text":"Come on. After years of the propaganda on TV and in the press, who the fuck could expect a regular winter? Anyone doing so would be considering a \"climate change denier\" and \"anti-science\". The solution to extend the usability of tickets to a whole year is the best thing DB could do in this situation. There is a lot of total nonsense happening in the Konzern, but this was a decent handling."}
+{"text":"what rotary wings would you have if you were a baller and have to vtol?"}
+{"text":"If you're going there BN. Retired now."}
+{"text":"V-22 so I could convincingly fake my death whenever I wanted."}
+{"text":"Convincingly, yes. Fake..."}
+{"text":"Helicopters are too dangerous desu"}
+{"text":"What would you do in this situation?"}
+{"text":"You can live without a trash can on the street corner ...does Japan not have public trash cans or waste bins?"}
+{"text":"there's like one per district japs are super weird about trash, you have to sort it meticulously yourself into transparent bags and sign them to be disposed of, otherwise they won't be taken away on specifc days for each type from the dump too and doing that wrong can result in fines. that's one reason why some people have bags of trash all around their house and it's a common depiction in the media/anime."}
+{"text":"I just put it all in burnable because fuck the rules"}
+{"text":"I’ve seen plenty of trash cans right aside those vending machines, they were everywhere."}
+{"text":"You're not supposed to throw a starbucks drink or an onigiri wrapper in there. Those trashcans are supposed to be for drinks that you can get from a vending machine."}
+{"text":"when pilot sample the chemtrail supply"}
+{"text":"yes, i will fall in lock, stock, and barrel, mr glownigger"}
+{"text":"I empty a compressor for the nail gun every day. the compressed air shoots out the valve and all the humidity in the air was compressed into water, which shoots out like aerosol and after a few seconds it freezes and you have to jiggle the valve around until the hunk of ice shoots out and the rest of the air comes out. this happens every time, even in July, and you have to keep jiggling the valve periodically because it keeps freezing. this is more or less at sea level, not 10,000feet in the air."}
+{"text":"if you hold a can of dustoff or butane or w/e upside down it gets real cold real fast you can make ice patches with it on soft materials if you hold the trigger for a long time"}
+{"text":"i say chemtrail when i mean contrail because idc"}
+{"text":"You're a gigantic faggot. Also how 4chan is being run now is gigantically gay, all these fucking stupid captcha shit"}
+{"text":"The Electra Townie is apparently the best selling bike in America. I figured it would've been some gravel bike or hybrid but nope, it's actually just a cruiser/commuting bike with a really weird seating position (even for cruiser standards). Anyone ever ridden one? I just got one used for about $150 as a daily urban rider but the weird tube angle is starting to give me second thoughts but I haven't had a chance to ride it yet. What do you velophiles think of these things?"}
+{"text":"Electra not electric"}
+{"text":"They were founded before e-bikes were even a thing, not that it matters much anymore since they're now just a subsidiary of Trek"}
+{"text":"Trek made for city commuting and racetracks, not long overland treks"}
+{"text":"they are literally a mtb focused brand who had one of the best selling longest sold XC bikes."}
+{"text":"So I just rode the thing a total of 30 miles today, and here are my observations It's slow, but it's not that slow, you just need to push it to 7th gear and haul ass and you can get her to 20mph sustained if its a flat smooth road The biggest limiting factor really is the seat position, however, I think a big part of this is that you're using muscles that you're not used to using, you still get full leg extension on these things so you can maximize the leverage you have available to you as far as muscles go but you're not going to get as much help with gravity, it's basically all muscle moving this thing Hills are fine, throw her into a low gear and keep a steady pace and you'll be fine Seat is surprisingly comfy, normally I start getting sore ass after about 15 miles but my ass took this seat like a champ I think people like these the same way people like Bromptons, they're not fast, but they're different and solidly built for basic commuter shit"}
+{"text":"(continued from  ) Let's discuss bike tires here. pic related currently using 27.5 x 1.60 (650b x 40) 1000 miles in pulled a few glass shards out extracted a broken glass bottle shard that was wedged 6mm in the tread at an angle no punctured tube no flat rolls great doesn't weigh as much as a Marathon Plus or Mondial installing them wasn't too bad either What's your daily driver? Do you run tubed or tubeless? General thoughts, experiences of tires you've ran with?"}
+{"text":"I will literally never buy a non-RH tyre again."}
+{"text":"Running Continental GP 4 seasons 32mm 60 psi with latex tubes. Latex tubes are worth it. I have 2 miles of loose gravel with hills on each ride before I hit chipseal so can't really go slicker. Honestly going to le reddit I see people running large aggressive tires on gravel hard pack."}
+{"text":"Just plug it. Bacon strip should fix that easy. Building a rando/ultra wheel set for my one road bike. It will fit up to 28s with the Ultegra rim brakes currently and I doubt the rear triangle would clear more. The LBS suggested the Vittoria Rubino Pro 2.0s. I have good success with the graphene compound on the 2.25 Mezcals for the off road rig, but I saw a ton of sites with clearance pricing on this tire. Is there are a reason for that one? My currents are 25c Continental Ultrasports, and I found them reasonably fast and durable. I don't tend to do more gravel than necessary with this rig, although I won't always be able to avoid it on the routes."}
+{"text":"sounds about right. the bike I sometimes take off-road - hardpack , turf, and small gravel mostly - has 32mm panaracer pasela pt's pumped about 60 in front and 70 in back (assuming I pumped it that week, so maybe as low as 50front/60back) and it's only when I'm spinning my biggest gear can I feel the limitations of that size and pressure. Good to see someone else confirming a similar setup. I still run butyl tubes on it but I have tpu on my fast bike. don't know anything about latex but if it's more flat-prone then no thank you"}
+{"text":"The LBS suggested the Vittoria Rubino Pro 2.0s I rode rubino pros for years back when I was a poorfag. they are not really a recommendable tire just very sluggish and unpleasant, no upsides. I like the graphene compound too but rubinos are not it and you'd be especially disappointed after using mezcals which are a good tire. shell out for corsas if at all possible. I'd consider putting rubinos on a commuter or a beater so I could feel smug about it getting stolen but that's about all."}
+{"text":"DC2 and a half edition Previous"}
+{"text":"now you bug chasers want to get all the tropical diseases too? rightoids are hilarious, sure knock yourself out, go give yourself chikungunya to own the libs, if there was a gofundme to give you freaks typhoid I'd donate to it"}
+{"text":"So what? Union will get my job back. There was a guy here (retired now) who was fired 4 times in his career. Leftists, women and niggers are objectively inferior pilots to white men. The aforementioned groups are forever riding off the coat-tails of the white man’s discovery, innovation and progress, I don’t give a rat’s ass what they think."}
+{"text":"you and your libshittification killed scott adams with the vaxx. I hope you feel good about yourself."}
+{"text":"Ok /gag/, I've got about 100k of leaf dollars to buy a plane but I have no idea what should I buy. I will get my PPL soon so this plane will serve me to do my commercial and accumulate hours towards getting a job as a pilot. Experimental plane or certified plane? Cheap plane with some work to do or expensive plane but everything works? How much should I expect to pay in insurance as a 27 years old male with only a PPL and like 60 hours of TT? Is it worth it to rent a hangar or should I keep my money and keep the plane tie down even in the winter? Cessna or Piper or Mooney or something else? Which model and year should I look for? Thank you and have a nice day"}
+{"text":"Champ/Citabria, get a hangar"}
+{"text":"let me guess.... you need more?"}
+{"text":"Yeah... pedals."}
+{"text":"the rear suspension idea is pretty neat, the bottom half of the seat tube is the flexible component im surprised they didnt do a flexible chainstay, maybe this is easier to do in carbon? aluminum flexstays are a thing, i know the scalpels use small carbon flex points but i guess if you need longer travel than that with carbon you need a bigger spring, so they did this actually really fuckin cool the more i look at it, id like to see this design with flat bars and a longer wheelbase overall personally make for a sort of modern atb kinda thing"}
+{"text":"he doesn’t hang his bike onto the wall indefinitely to keep it in mint condition ngmi"}
+{"text":"i think they are actually bushings"}
+{"text":"why the frame simply isn't weld'd or otherpence made to have one piece if it rigid ?"}
+{"text":"Two trains collided into each other, at least 21 dead. Developing story."}
+{"text":"ticking \"OK\" on every item Why would anyone design a system so that is easily possible? Whoever made the specifications for that should probably also be investigated."}
+{"text":"Wake me up when the webm drops."}
+{"text":"Because that's how any test or inspection report works? You get a piece of paper or a digital equivalent with a list of things to check, the expected result, an OK / Not OK decision to make, maybe some room for additional comments and some place allocated to the identification and signature of the operator. Sure people can \"cheat\" the reports and low IQ maintenance monkeys are very much prone to it if not properly supervised. I personally wouldn't though. I enjoy not living in a jail cell. t. signalling system designer and commissioner."}
+{"text":"If only there was a way to detect defects before shit breaks... And yeah, insulated rail joints are fantastic. Basically a perfect component that everyone loves. kek Sweet summer child."}
+{"text":"It's a spanish \"inspection\". That was a soldered joint that was broken apart, I just read on skyscrapercity that radiographic inspection of soldered rails isn't compulsory around there, lol, lmao even, so the inspection was probably just of the track geometry. Don't trust your life to people who live below the Pyrenees, and double check everything south of Switzerland."}
+{"text":"Artemis 2 NET February 5 - edition"}
+{"text":"Sorry Yuros, but the moon with which you must stare into every single night is American clay but muh space treaty! Counterargument:"}
+{"text":"What's the point of going to the moon if we're not gonna land any man on it? Why could we do it easily in 1969 but not anymore today? Surely we have better technologies..."}
+{"text":"Use your brain for just a second If we could do it easily in 1969, then obviously technology isn't the issue. The issue is funding and risk:reward Why did the Apollo Program end in 1972? Simple, it's because we already proved we could land people on The Moon 6 times and reach the moon through orbital craft 9 times by that point. Congress gave NASA an ultimatum, either send people to the moon a 10th time, or, shift funding and focus to Skylab, the Apollo Applications Program, and the Space Shuttle. While we consider the Apollo Program an amazing achievement nowadays, you have to put yourself into the minds of taxpayers in 1972, nobody saw the need to continue the Apollo Program over other missions by that point in time. Why are we returning to the moon in 2026? Because newer technology does promise more affordable missions, pressure from China is reigniting the Space Race, NASA plans on setting up a permanent settlement this time, and the ISS is being decommissioned in the 2030s, which frees up time and money for NASA to re-focus its human space flight program."}
+{"text":"We need helium 3 for fusion but robots could mine the moon for it until we're ready to colonize the moon"}
+{"text":"Stupid retard King, when they got to the moon they discovered a base of ayylmaos up there which were not pleased for humans to be there. So they quite forcefully asked humans to stay away from the moon and consequently after a few more tripa there (to keep up appearances) the moon program was quietly dismantled."}
+{"text":"What are the advantages of these things as opposed to, idk, a bus?"}
+{"text":"No it doesn't lol, Sydney was the only major city dumb enough to spring for monorail and was a huge failure."}
+{"text":"What are you even talking about? A monorail and a tram serve completely different purposes. You're comparing apples to oranges. The Tokyo monorails are doing just fine though."}
+{"text":"The point of a tram is that it's *not* grade separated, hence needing much less intrusive and cheaper infrastructure. Monorail is basically just \"elevated tram\", maybe it's cheaper than metro but it's more expensive than a tram and much more intrusive. You need an elevated infrastructure and bulky stations which may not fit the purpose. Monorails only work well in somewhat specific situations difficult to fit in a tram but can fit elevated structure relatively simple and isolated system with just one line or few branchings demand between bus and metro In the case of Japan they don't always have large thoroughfares and urbanism is generally cramped, at the same time they show surprising receptiveness to intrusive infrastructure and somewhat chaotic (in a good way) urbanism, they don't seem to mind these things as much as in the west. So it's more likely to be a good fit for over there."}
+{"text":"It pleases autism. Monorail, Monorail, Monorail"}
+{"text":"Monorail does NOT please autism, because it has just one (1) (mono) rail, while other forms of railway have two rails PLUS overhead wires in many cases. Trams even used to have trolleypoles which increase the autistic pleasure they cause. Tram being integrated into the street pleases autism much more than some elevated monorail. Fact!"}
+{"text":"In a 738 that did a slats, no flaps landing. Something felt wrong on approach with the deck angle, and in my head I was starting to get concerned. The next moment it was TOGA power. I am very sure we were seconds from a stall at 3,000 feet. The alternate electric system failed to extend the flaps so it was Vref + 45 kts on landing at PANC. Max manual brakes and full reverse, it still took more than 10k feet to slow and exit the runway."}
+{"text":"I was almost hit in an on-ramp crosswalk on my bike when I was 14."}
+{"text":"Head on into a car, bounced off the windshield, walked home. Rode past the same car on another bike ten minutes later and the occupant calling the collision. Bikes are fun sometimes."}
+{"text":"i was on a bullet train and i tried to move out of the way of a bullet train going the other direction. oh shit, i might be dumb."}
+{"text":"Trying to cross any roads with freeway on-ramps and off-ramps was always fucking AIDs for me, especially since for me the road in question is a bridge that has a moderate uphill gradient so not only am I having to dodge Karens who feel way more entitled to use the onramp than they should even if its passed a pedestrian crossing but I have to go uphill while doing it. Luckily though, it's super easy to avoid since the other road over the freeway just a light down doesn't have onramps or offramps"}
+{"text":"Seishun 18 Kippu Edition Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Well, strictly speaking, 特急 are 特別急行, so they haven't \"killed all 急行\", they have merely made them more expensive. reserved seats in the fucking boxed seats Completely typical across Europe. Those are installed especially with families in mind. Originally even using compartments, which were fucking awesome. It's a shame, European railway companies have killed those. I guess with the population of Europe these days, it's simply not possible anymore for safety reasons. And it's not like \"インバウンド\" hadn't taken its toll on Japan either."}
+{"text":"I've ridden in a compartment like 2 months ago in Poland, but then again it is Poland so much less \"インバウンド\" than Germany or France"}
+{"text":"well emergency braking can only slow down a train so quickly"}
+{"text":"For the original trainsets that were built those services in the 50s/60s such as the 153/165, 455/475, KiHa 28/58, and 12 Series they had box seats unless you take the Green Car The article mentioned that it happened on Asa Station, which has dividers between the platform and passthrough tracks instead of jump barriers on the platforms. Even then there are still various small gaps between the dividers throughout the length that the person could still pass through."}
+{"text":"I flew down to the Bay Area to take a journey on the Niles Canyon Railway's mysterious and rarely traveled Eastern branch aboard the M200 Railbus. The last of its kind still operating, the M200 once served the California Western Railroad as a literal schoolbus for children. Today is its first publicly available excursion in several years."}
+{"text":"Cute little shunter"}
+{"text":"I think that is a former automat car."}
+{"text":"did you take the comfort pill?"}
+{"text":"he designed the frame genius"}
+{"text":"completely standard frame it's the same bike frame every manufacturer had been making for a hundred or more years. there is nothing notable about it."}
+{"text":"It's not standard it's a road frame with 26\"mtb wheels"}
+{"text":"I took a standard design and slightly changed the size of a fundamentally replaceable part, i am an INVENTOR now!! t. ALLEGED contributor to human progress"}
+{"text":"Post your ride during sundown Post your favorite lights and light setups Do not: Be a hater Talk shit Post daylight ride photos"}
+{"text":"I ride at night 4-5 times per week."}
+{"text":"Those amber side lights are neat. I've been looking for something like that."}
+{"text":"It's called Bottle Blinky, my brother got me it years ago and it's still going strong."}
+{"text":"Well the UK needs more housing/accommodation and could distribute them near stations along the Chiltern mainline. Plus more capacity between London-Birmingham to help relieve the West Coast Mainline. I genuinely think that the Chiltern Mainline should receive more investment, especially as it connects the Great Western Mainline to Birmingham and further north via Oxford. It's an underutilised and under appreciated through route."}
+{"text":"Love it when old stuff resurfaces - passenger information posters, old timetables and so on - that reveal how shit the railway was in places. Thank fuck for a) half-hourly, mostly-clockface services, and b) 24-hour notation"}
+{"text":"The same timetable for next Monday, by comparison."}
+{"text":"TGVs should be orange. Blah blah blah different liveries blah blah variety blah blah I don't care. TGVs should be orange."}
+{"text":"It's because this is now a soulless, faggot country."}
+{"text":"but it's ok if we just copy the Budd look The orange locos are fine, stop shrieking like a woman who thinks she deserves originality."}
+{"text":"Nigger just can't have an original idea Deflects What else is new?...."}
+{"text":"I'm not to blame for your dislike of having your own lack of originality questioned, take it up with mommy or daddy. Orange locos are fine."}
+{"text":"Niggerish whinings Btw, Muh Budderinnod Absolute retard, they literally licensed the corrugated steel tech from Budd The stainless steel carriages were built at the company's factory inAmadoraunder licence from theBudd Companyof the US. [...] Sorefame also assembled diesel and electric locomotives for CP (such as theSérie 1900in 1981), notably using components designed and supplied by the French companyAlstom. That loco is a french tech 2550 series, derived from 2500 series (picrel), with Budd's corrugated steel tech for lighter weight and consistent looks with other rolling gear. The firm had also made shells for American rapid transit rolling stock, most notably forBoeing Vertol's2400 series railcarsconstructed for theChicago Transit Authorityin 1976,[8]as well as for the N-5 railcars constructed byABBTraction forSEPTA'sNorristown High Speed Line."}
+{"text":"When are we getting nuclear powered ocean liners?"}
+{"text":"Never. Bunker oil is still cheap, and sea fairing is the domain of turd world’s working for peanuts. That’s the exact opposite of what you need to operate a nuclear vessel."}
+{"text":"forget that, when the fuck are we getting massive hovercraft ferries again?"}
+{"text":"For when you want to fall over in front of a crowd without getting drunk first"}
+{"text":"WTC this fit?"}
+{"text":"i never understood why you need to be physically tied to your pedals. just get better shoes nigga"}
+{"text":"post bike"}
+{"text":"What is not a race? Vidrel is group n, so stock direction and gears"}
+{"text":"I been watching those NY bike check videos and everyone seems to have cleats now"}
+{"text":"An entry level new bike, that is agreeable to ride, not dragged down by antiquated standards like QR, that you won't regret buying, nor immediately feel the urge to swap out half the components because of cut corners, cost approximately USD $1500 at standard retail prices as of late 2024, give or take a few hundred (depending on the finer details). Now, the prices are going to go up by at least 20%, and the smaller independent brands are going to go under as only the largest players will have the spare cash to ride out the sudden loss of consumer confidence. The most interesting and original bike products will simply disappear from the market permanently until the next wave of prosperity (which may be entirely concentrated somewhere far away and foreign, so that only the wealthiest of your peers will be able to import and use such goods). How does that make /n/ feel?"}
+{"text":"If it's just for transportation, always keep in mind that your bike can get stolen and you can get into an accident with it. Buy something cheap first and see if you use it. A 300 to 400 bucks bike will last you two or three years. Then buy a new one again. By then you'll know if you use it and if you do, you'll know exactly what you want and what you want to spend your money on. Whether you buy 3 or 4 new bikes over the course of 10 years or just one expensive one doesn't make a difference in the financial sense, but the cheaper options hedges your risk against damage and makes you more flexible later on. If it's for offroad sports you can go berserk, but there quantity also trumps quality unless you care competing, which lets face reality, you are not if you're asking here."}
+{"text":"Good point. Better stand in your nearest toilet and carefully watch all the kids urinating just in case one of those pervert trannies tries one of their perverted tricks!"}
+{"text":"Better than 0km"}
+{"text":"not dragged down by antiquated standards like QR qr is fine unless it's carbon (and entry level bike won't be carbon)"}
+{"text":"1500 Lolwut Low end shouldn't cost more that a third of that, at most. You can replace qr with thru axle on most bikes, btw; probably don't even need to replace hubs, but at most only that. Also, 2nd hand."}
+{"text":"What bike repair manuals/books does /n/ recommend. I prefer having a psychical book I can reference while I'm working on my bike instead of fiddling with my phone, stopping and playing a random youtube video. Is picrel any good?"}
+{"text":"UMMM youre not supposed to repair bicycles. They are CARBON FIBER and 100% of parts of them are not serviceable. Just get a new bike if you aren't a poorfag. If your a poorfag just get a new BSO from Cambodian Tire."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself you samefagging brony."}
+{"text":"that's a blast from the past. are we still hating bronies in current year? can we get a \"kys barneyfag\" schizo spergout post too?"}
+{"text":"written by mustache man I like the blogs and videos on the park site so this is presumably them in a book. seems legit. I learned out of a book that was written by Bicycling Magazine because I've been wrenching since a few years before the world wide web. it covered indexed shifting but not disc brakes or any type of suspension. it's still good and I still refer to it, but I don't know how many subsequent editions they made and presumably it's no longer published."}
+{"text":"No real need for books (though i do have one, but it came with a bike); all you need, new and old, specific and generic, basic and specialized, is already online."}
+{"text":"low key been driving 10 years and im not sure who has to yield in this situation. Say you are at a red light and the light just turned green. does car 1 have to yield to the bus? or will the bus zipper in between 1 and 2?"}
+{"text":"Seldom isn't quite right, and neither is occasionally, really, to describe what is saying. I hate to say it, but the zoomers might have come up with a useful phrase here."}
+{"text":"Communication is not about inviting new and exciting catch phrases to cut everything down to the fewest characters to smash into your phone. If that's your goal, drop all pretenses and use only grunts, sighs, gestures, and skibidi toilet to get your point across, cretin. Saying, I've had a license for a decade, but I seldom drive except for personal errands and commuting, makes you sound like an adult human being and not some infantile rube."}
+{"text":"\"low key\" has been a phrase for decades and always has meant \"in an unexciting and/or LITERALLY amateurish(as in non-professional) way\", zoomers just brought it back and overuse the shit out of it to the point that it is used more to emphasize utterly routine complaints (similar to how \"literally\" started being used more figuratively around 20 years ago) e.g. I'm low-key hungry as fuck = I acknowledge that everyone gets hungry, but nigga I still want lunch low key I'm gonna be fucking late = I will be tardy and am willing to admit it, but please do not inform anyone who may punish me i've been low-key driving for 10 years = i've been driving for a long time, but only in a casual manner and have lost awareness of advanced techniques and legal edge cases"}
+{"text":"even a chinese AI could make out what they were saying"}
+{"text":"low key SIX SEBBEN XD"}
+{"text":"Looks like India"}
+{"text":"This moved people to the stadium at U of I but it's dead now."}
+{"text":"no. whenever I get the train and there is some sort of match on its full of piss drunk loud yelling retards and littered with beer cans and fucking stinks toilet ends up looking like something from india and there’s not a single nonwhite involved, interesting."}
+{"text":"English ones are really sort of the same in cultural impact but ended up more associated with football hooliganism considering how many 'firms' ended up naming themselves after rail services. Is /n/ the real Inter City Firm or 6:57 firm?"}
+{"text":"Group stage draw is on Sunday, any suggestions for new players before Saturday's deadline?"}
+{"text":"Is this the video from which the /n/ \"forever shinkansen\" meme came?"}
+{"text":"Indirectly, maybe. Many years ago, /n/ was approaching a significant get and thus drew the attention of a hoard of low-quality posters from a board which primarily concerned themselves with such matters. Perhaps /trash/ or /s4s/; the details have escaped me with the passage of time. In any case, /n/ was subject to a torrent of spam in pursuit of the forthcoming get, where perhaps the equivalent of a steady mountain stream's worth of pig entrails would have been sufficient to establish a dominant presence. It was all but certain that the get would fall to the outsiders and their incursion would culminate in some inane post of theirs being crowned with the coveted numbers. The get inexeroably approached through the inscrutable fog of posts to come, seemingly doomed to curse our home with a brand rudely inflicted by the fatuous trespassers. It was then, in a moment of piercing clarity, that Forever Shinkansen burst forth into our world. Salver of wounds, dispeller of demons! The heathens shrieked and whithered, banished to the wastes whence they came. As is the nature of this place, once the get had come it was bound at some time to go, and it duly did. Those get archives that once were, no longer are or are hidden from me. Thus the noble origin of Forever Shinkansen's fame on /n/ has passed from the realm of common knowledge to the mark of the learned and ancient scribes who remember such times."}
+{"text":"DEEPEST LORE"}
+{"text":"It was then, in a moment of piercing clarity, that Forever Shinkansen burst forth into our world. Salver of wounds, dispeller of demons! The heathens shrieked and whithered, banished to the wastes whence they came. Kek, I didn't know Thomas Carlyle posted on 4chan."}
+{"text":"Bike Training Not sure if this is better on /fit/ or here but I assume I'll get probably less shittier posts here. How are you handling training in the winter? I've been forcing myself to zwift more and I have no idea how people do races so frequently where they can do 2-3x a week."}
+{"text":"Giant is dogshit and overpriced even if they gave shit out for free"}
+{"text":"yes im always riding on prefectly flat glass smooth roads so this is great"}
+{"text":"do you need an app for the shitter as well?"}
+{"text":"a turbo trainer is an app outstanding retardation"}
+{"text":"NOOO I was always talking about a turbo trainer not about my newest girly uWu fortnite zwift skin to use when running with my sisters you don't understand, chud!"}
+{"text":"Hear me out, we need one of these."}
+{"text":"Conductor we have a problem!"}
+{"text":"\"Hotwife\" never understood this boomer babble To Be Quite Honest,"}
+{"text":"in certain boomer castes it was really important to have a wife that you could pass around to other men, that was how social and career advancement were accomplished if that sounds bizarre and alien, I can only imagine the horror show shit that goes on these days."}
+{"text":"i know it's a swinger thing, i just dont see why they feel the need to concatenate \"hot\" and \"wife\". it just makes it seem that much more schizo. it hits the same way \"fully and foreverially\" used to"}
+{"text":"Anyone else feels like absolute shit after crashing? it's not even the pain of it it's just the faith in your ability slowly dying inside. When I was younger it was whatever but now it feels like someone chipped away a chunk of confidence."}
+{"text":"This thread gets funny if you pretend everyone's talking about car crashes"}
+{"text":"6 months and my arm still hurts"}
+{"text":"Usually more annoyed than anything. Worst crash happened to me couple years ago, week before my summer holidays. cycling to work dog walker's dog runs towards me swerve to right, hit kerb next notice I'm lying on the pavement, one shoe few meters from me, bike another few metres to another direction road rash on one knee, rear derailleur busted, handlebar is twisted, couple of ribs busted Managed to straigthen the handlebar, but still that maneuver cost me pair of shorts and a derailleur."}
+{"text":"there's a steel plate for water drainage it's probably the incorrect type of plate and is just super fucking smooth. my city does the same shit and people constantly eat shit in winter because they have these smooth metal plates all over the fucking place you're supposed to use special non-skid ones but cities are not only cheap but overtly hate anyone who is not currently in a car"}
+{"text":"Second time ever bringing out the bike I built from scratch for a test drive Come around a blind corner Road work, with no sign. There is no pavement anymore. It's a 6 inch deep hole. I go into the hole while braking and turning into an uphill corner. Still not used to the new geometry and weight Flip over the bars god damnit. Lots of airtime to anticipate the pain. sacrifice my wrist to arrest my fall and save my face faceplant anyway Broken wrist, still hurts to this day Road rash new bike is already fucked up on the second time I took it out nearby do-gooder calls 911. Fuck. Blood everywhere, clothes shredded Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"0.25 Yeah he's either retarded or having you on. .25% is fucking nothing. Usually I'll leave my chains til either 1% or if they snap. Then ((IF)) the new chain skips on the cassette replace that. Never had to swap out jockey wheels or chainsets or anything, the units typically fail somewhere else before it becomes noticeable. Shop guys are fucking insufferable for the most part. Either booger eating fetuses who's last time on wheels was in a pram, or turbo tards who throw a hissy fit at any sign of someone actually using their bike as intended."}
+{"text":"Are you poor or something?"}
+{"text":"i was looking up motorbike suspensions and apparently this is a thing ripped off from ancient chopper culture. boomers would use leaf springs on the front fork because muh cheap mod and the modern versions of it are basically that picture using normal coil gas springs and a weird armature. it's just typical boomer paint huffing retardation making things overcomplicated because they can only think in terms of parts they can rip off a truck and manhandle together with salvaged tie rods and bondo"}
+{"text":"forgot image"}
+{"text":"there is literally nothing wrong with this except for that he (or you) at some point came in it"}
+{"text":"Hey /n/, what strategies do you use to mitigate ass pain and skin health? I only experience deep muscular soreness on very long rides, but as I get older my skin is getting irritated more often. Painful red bumps crop up and ruin the ride. I hit them with neosporin and cover with a bandage, which works, but I want to prevent them in the first place. I always ride with a clean ass and clean undies, but now those padded cycling shorts are suddenly making more sense. I might even pick up some chamois cream even though the idea always seemed gross to me. Anyway, how bout you? Is your ass chapped like mine? Tips from ass masters would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"you might want to consult with one of those woke new \"doctors\" if they're legal in your jurisdiction, otherwise just eat raw meat and get lots of sunshine"}
+{"text":"there's something very wrong with your gut, my man"}
+{"text":"i have never experienced this and i eat really bad, maybe get better underwear or something just change diet, do not wear diapers. they will break apart on the narrow seat of a bike and even if they did work and not leak it's not like you won't stink"}
+{"text":"this, but unironically. OP pic is a top shelf brapper"}
+{"text":"Be careful to specify woman, otherwise you might be gay"}
+{"text":"The EMUs are out of service. Post your pics here of Queensland Rail service- double imaginary bullshit points for rural/discontinued services"}
+{"text":"Fuck you cunts and your $20 or 25 airport train tickets that shit gave me a shock when i was getting a transport card at the booth"}
+{"text":"Make your own board then"}
+{"text":"australian rail is shit why different gauges in each state? why do you need to bogie-swap at the border? why couldn't they just use the same gauges nationwide like every other damned country in the world? baka my head"}
+{"text":"It is funny though"}
+{"text":"That's just a Sydney thing. Which isn't in Queensland. Because rail was laid before federation. They actually did consider making it all the same gauge. But some Scottish wanker in NSW wanted to use the Scottish gauge over the agreed upon Irish gauge. So Victoria and SA had Irish gauge. Other states were just being cheap or something and so they did narrow gauge."}
+{"text":"I see you all are intimidated by my obvious superiority"}
+{"text":"Sure but that kind of car is going to need a lot more maintenance. lil bro doesnt own a spanner or CVD machine"}
+{"text":"2010ish yamaha majesty's mog, hard"}
+{"text":"Wow, less bad than most Yamahas because it looks a little less like Axe body spray and has low height wheels."}
+{"text":"It’s still mostly axe body spray desu"}
+{"text":"It needs a license, registration, and fuel, and it's too large/heavy to be carried onto a train, up a building, wherever. Also noise and fumes. I'd rather just hop on and pedal away in near silence without ID, going as far as my legs can take me. Then chain the bike to a random post behind a bush somewhere."}
+{"text":"I'm genuinely sad a copy of this book costs over $2k. I'm praying that christophers new book succeeds in sales so that Mattel or whoever the owners are would reconsider putting it back into distribution again."}
+{"text":"I have a copy, it was a good read. I also hope it goes back into publication"}
+{"text":"just pirate it lmao"}
+{"text":"There's no need to pirate it. It's available on the internet archive. But it's never the same as owning a copy you can hold in your hands, studying it in your free time, reading it before bed every night or reading it while drinking coffee."}
+{"text":"Wilberts lore book is my white whale. I have both rbtl copies from 2005 and 2025, both signed by christopher awdry. I will never part with them."}
+{"text":"mfw cleaning my bice and saw that my 45mm wide knobbies were chewing through my chainstay on my gravel bice for some time ordered some 40mm wide hutchinson overide (currently running 45mm Tundra), scared to ride as not to damage my frame further... the manufacturer said up to 46mm wide... be honest...am I retarded??"}
+{"text":"You're supposed to enjoy the suffering, man."}
+{"text":"I don't know who you think you're addressing or giving advice to but I feel like you must be new to this whole thing and just want to sound cool. Relax, when you're jaded and old like me you won't feel such a strong urge to fit in anymore because you'll know it won't work anyway"}
+{"text":"2 long sentences to convince me he's chill"}
+{"text":"nta but i am not chill at all and i will let you know it i would hope that any similarly unchill people will also have continued and lastingly damaging autism freakouts until the situation is resolved"}
+{"text":"In which we discuss the Bikelighting culture (Fahrradbeleuchtungskultur) of our countries. Here in Germany, because of the Danger, it is not allowed to have a blinking Taillight. This is also the Reason that all emergency Vehicles in the World have blinking Lights. By attracting other dangerous night Vehicles to crash into the Ambulance, instead of the civilian Vehicles, it spares Drivers in smaller Vehicles, where the Occupants are less able to administer emergency self-Aid. This is the Consequence of what we call a „high trust Society“; our culture of Politeness dictates the most Risk to the most capable Roaduser. The same Expectation is extended to Police and Construction Engineers who are paid more for occupational Hazards such as a blinking Light. Do you have a Law about blinking Bikelights in your Country?"}
+{"text":"Now I get what you mean. Perhaps I should explicitly mark a tangent as such? You see the puerpose the tangent served, right? Long story short: Depending on your location an air horn, like a wheel driven bell and other signals, might be illegal. You might also find that no one cares or 'we're just happy for anyome we see with some kind of lights and signal'. Another tangent: At my uni someome had a commercial bicycle air horn. It was a bottle to go in the bottle cage and to be pumped up via bicycle pump, a hose to the bars where there was a horn with button. Tangent over. Way too much hassle for me, I bet it would be empty when I want it because I didnt pump it. t. runs no signal on any of his bikes If I ever find myself with a pedestrian (say pedestrian zone with bicycles specifically allowed) I find it much more polite to just say 'Hi, excuse me, may I' instead of passive aggressively RINGringRingRing"}
+{"text":"Im considering them as a second/emergency option, also for daylight. I took all reflectors off my bike in favour of battery powered lights. But they dont reflect. All magnetic lights I've found are mounted at the wheels, which is convenient since the battery lights take up all the space on the frame. There are lights that store energy to give a 'standlight' capacity that keeps the light on Do you have an example?"}
+{"text":"so, wait, the magnet passes by the lamp and pulses it? this generates it's own electricity similar to a dynamo? I've never heard of such a thing but that's neat. what is the search term?"}
+{"text":"anon these have been around for 50 fucking years. and they're dogshit. just get battery driven light. you're already strapping \"unnecessary\" electronics to your bike and a modern tiny lipo battery is probably lighter than the permanent magnet and coils you need to make those work. but otherwise basically yes, it makes little electrical pulses as the magnet moves by some coils and there's some extra electronics (usually) to smooth out the power delivery. inductors and sheeit. it wouldn't be difficult to wire in a little button cell that is recharged by the magnet/coil assembly but they dont reflect so get one that does jesus christ"}
+{"text":"Imagine being a \"person\" who has any less than 5000 Lumen. Enjoy being invisible, retard."}
+{"text":"Pretty incredible"}
+{"text":"Also Kino launch"}
+{"text":"Setback for V3 booster gor starship"}
+{"text":"two retards fighting"}
+{"text":"Although I set out some preferences for the last one I ended up settling for literally anything to do with Britain. Those preferences about foreign exports and rare diversions remain in place but otherwise post what you like as long as it fits the broader requirement"}
+{"text":"There was a train crash in Mexico and for a brief moment I was worried that those dumb spics had ruined another Class 43 after having already ruined one this year by driving into a lorry that tried to cheat a level crossing, thankfully it was just one of the ex-burger locomotives that they've ruined instead by taking a curve too fast and going over a cliff."}
+{"text":"Went on the subway earlier and noticed that there's now platform screen doors at Govan"}
+{"text":"This thread is for images of trains only not blog posts"}
+{"text":"I wonder if the Underground will get them. It does rely on having standard door spacing so would need to happen after the 2024 stock has a full fleet."}
+{"text":"Road signs. What do you think of them? Which country does them the best? Would you change anything in the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals?"}
+{"text":"green/blue/brown - general info Its actually even more specific than this: Green - Route info Blue - Service info (rest stops, lodging, etc) Brown - Recreations & historical sites Some states even designate pink for detour information or \"incident management\". I love American signage!"}
+{"text":"For the record, PA and UT are the best state route signs, with FL an honorary mention for using the state's weird sillouette gracefully"}
+{"text":"I prefer MA, VA, ME and Michigan. They look like real road markers, not something straight out of a cartoon. Having been in both FL and NH, shape-based signs suck. They don't even do the road distance posts right."}
+{"text":"UK Blue. Motorways (highways with few turn offs) Green. A roads (fast smaller roads linking places) White. Local roads (you got there and need to find a pub)"}
+{"text":"I love UK road signs. I also like those of the French and the Dutch for just doing the job well without being obnoxiously wordy."}
+{"text":"is it possible before 2030?"}
+{"text":"trains are extremely overrated by pro train shills. they dont nearly bring as much usefulness as people claim. how often is your average person from estonia really traveling 50+km to justify the need of HSR? does everyone just jump on the train and travel 200km daily for no reason? something like tampa to orlando makes more sense not soviet city 17 to city 20"}
+{"text":"Tampa to Orlando Stupid italians"}
+{"text":"no one has a need to travel to and from those countries Having HSR in Baltic countries would both be a strong incentive for people who want to go from Scandinavia to Central Europe (just add a ferry crossing to Helsinki and you got an alternate route from Poland to Finland) and vice-versa, and could also be used to propel the tourism industry in all the Baltic countries. Once Ukraine and Belarus join the EU, they'll actually benefit from having a near-direct land-based link to countries like Estonia and Finland due to HSR infrastructure currently under development."}
+{"text":"NTA; the main purpose of Rail Baltica is freight and military mobility. Moving people is just a side benefit."}
+{"text":"Slow progress in Latvia."}
+{"text":"imagine being a voltagelet"}
+{"text":"south africa, there's not much to guess when you keep the title"}
+{"text":"Well, I am a retard"}
+{"text":"free buses Cagebros...should I be afraid...?"}
+{"text":"Non-sequiters I accept your concession."}
+{"text":"free Blue-eyed people pay for it... it's only free to you brown-eyes."}
+{"text":"Surely you're not idiotic enough to say that police presence has NO effect on the amount of crime, but just pushes it around like a sweep? And even if that's the case, simply moving the crime to less critical areas, and away from say, the incredibly expensive and vital transit system seems like a no brainer. If you go outside at all, you need to practice personal safety by being prepared, This is true in NYC, but there are other transit systems where this isn't the case. Now, to be clear, I do agree that there is a \"move the problem\" aspect to this, and that the places with much safter transit systems aren't simply throwing cops at the problem, but your line of logic makes no sense.."}
+{"text":"I consider Philadelphia to be very shitty honestly. The Russian propagandists are making fun of Philly's zombie town known as Kensington."}
+{"text":"There are a lot of things to dislike about philly but a 1 square block area where the police have cordoned off all the junkies to keep them from bothering anyone else is not it, congrats on falling for it"}
+{"text":"Pulse Lightstar (1986)"}
+{"text":"If starter/alternator weren't abandoned to drive belt for failure insulation, it could have been starter /alternator/power assist/harmonic balancer/flywheel. New prius finally looks good. Still an idiotic living room on wheels...."}
+{"text":"Aren't hybrids backwards? It should be electric assist for launch, then ICE on a parabola for cruise? electric motors and batteries were shit at the time so it wasn't economical. now that they are good, there no reason not to have a full ev instead of a hybrid. by like 2010 you could have just had A FUCKING LEAF instead"}
+{"text":"I looked a used leaf 5 years ago, it was still 8K....batteries have 92 times less energy density than petroleum."}
+{"text":"The \"wings\" trigger my inner child that likes to play with toy spaceships. is this the one that won the X-Prize cup many years ago?"}
+{"text":"Are there any actual disadvantages to them? They seem to perform as well as standard bike frames but with the advantage of being easier to mount and dismount without the top bar getting in your way. I know they were originally marketed to women who wore skirts because the top bar on traditional bikes got in the way and exposed their panties but it never quite made sense to me why these weren't just the \"default\" frame style in the first place, especially since most utility bikes and pretty much every single E-bike on the market uses this style of frame."}
+{"text":"If both of you wear clipless you can ride together, you up top and her below. You use the hoods, she can use the drops."}
+{"text":"Lmao I wouldn't mind. For 63 the lady is really pretty with a nice figure"}
+{"text":"Mexican cyclists are highly underrated"}
+{"text":"Early /n/ was obsessed with picrel but most of you zoomzooms weren't even born yet"}
+{"text":"These guys passed you on the last big hill before the cafe. Didn't even take pulls. What do you tell these Freds to not seem mad?"}
+{"text":"everyone knows riding park is for losers. imagine wanting to be around so many people, its the same reason I can't roadbike your literally just surrounded by people and cars 24/7"}
+{"text":"Skill issue, I literally live in one of the densest most crowded places in north america and I can easily get to no-cars greenery and chillaxed riding just by riding half an hour out of the city. Even more so if I get on the train."}
+{"text":"our definition of no cars is clearly different. I live rural as hell and there isn't a road maintained enough to roadbike on that no cars drive on, on earth. When I say no cars, I mean most of my rides I literally don't see another soul for 3 plus hours. I probably see a side by side or atv once every 10 rides."}
+{"text":"I guess for me getting passed by a car every 30 minutes or so doesn't give me a rage aneurysm, I know for some it does, the guy who spams NJB shit and screeches about cagers maybe"}
+{"text":"Id have kept up or passed in my prime. Maybe. My average cruising speed on a heavy mountain bike weighed down with a heavy duty chain lock and extra lights was 20mph. My \"training\" was biking uphill for an hour straight after work every night."}
+{"text":"3 months No major plane crash"}
+{"text":"Has a point. It's been 2 months since that ups plane."}
+{"text":"it doesn't count because it was still mostly on the ground it doesn't count because I can't easily link the Trump administration to it it doesn't count because it was mostly Boeing it doesn't count because the passengers weren't sentient"}
+{"text":"it doesn't count because it was still mostly on the ground it doesn't count because I can't easily link the Trump administration to it it doesn't count because it wasn't a Boeing plane it doesn't count because the passengers weren't sentient"}
+{"text":"that's an impressive victim complex you have there, MIGA-kun"}
+{"text":"It doesn't count because it's an MD-11 you ni..."}
+{"text":"girl cabin edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Wow, took a yearlong hiatus from checking this thread due to the stupid 10 minute captcha thing but it looks like that's finally gone and been replaced with a slightly less obnoxious captcha? Cool, will start posting again. Well, diary, been pushing oil around NY for a year and a half. It's alright, and by alright I mean I kind of want to KMS when I get the call to start my hitch, but that's every job I've ever had, so I guess I'll keep going. But I also made a lot of money in the market so I have even less need to put up with work I don't like--kind of want to take an easier job somewhere in a nicer / more interesting place, even if it means a paycut. Alaska? Some Pacific islands working for the Navy? Idk. We'll see."}
+{"text":"The rates are very generous. I think they are looking for UK crew. Even for AB they are offering $400/day."}
+{"text":"Nothing is worse than a woman on a boat"}
+{"text":"You need to remove her clothes in order to turn that bad luck into good luck. Aphrodite approves."}
+{"text":"Fuck off alarms during UMS"}
+{"text":"I bought an NJS frame. Does anyone want to make ignorant comments assuming that I have never ridden fixed-gear or that I don't know how JIS standards work or what toe overlap is or similar? Yes, I'll be riding it exclusively on the street."}
+{"text":"at least put some mtb bar ends near the top bend, or a Jones H bar or something so you can lay down power for climbs and speed. is that a nitto stem?"}
+{"text":"fast as fuck you literally can't go fast in that position your acting as a human air brake, I guess you would likely go faster then me cause your 30bmi stomach would be piercing the air."}
+{"text":"it's comfier and your head position is better for seeing stuff around you such as traffic and fluffy deer booty"}
+{"text":"You are in over your head."}
+{"text":"Sick! I bet it's fast. Nobody is going to expect that with those handlebars."}
+{"text":"why doesnt /n/ make stickers?"}
+{"text":"ppl like stickers tho"}
+{"text":"please wipe your chain."}
+{"text":"it's not my bike but yes I serviced everything before I sold it"}
+{"text":"Fuck you nigger"}
+{"text":"kek. Respect the hustle."}
+{"text":"the dude got one of those adventure gravel bikes with enduro tier stack and not a performance road bike"}
+{"text":"Exactly. So, should I adapt it, or there is no other options then sell it?"}
+{"text":"I'm 178 centimeters tall, and I bought size L Why? Look at the Effective top tube height, that's really long. I'm 181cm and my bikes are usually either Large/53-54cm top tube length and it still feels like it's too large for me. I also apparently have weird proportions (shorter legs/long torso) which makes the exposed seatpost really short. Try buying compact dropbars (short reach) or 0 offset seatpost. Long story short, try out the bike before buying it. but I'm buying online Try a bike with similar geometry from your LBS"}
+{"text":"he thinks bike shops still exist outside of california"}
+{"text":"Try buying compact dropbars (short reach) or 0 offset seatpost. Do not buy shit until you know where the fuck your hands should be."}
+{"text":"Why is /n/ in general so much more friendly and cordial than other boards?"}
+{"text":"I also love Sexual Assault"}
+{"text":"Not in any major city It is as common as snow in Australia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Brazil or any mostly tropical/subtropical country"}
+{"text":"The smaller boards are always nicer. Compare  which is helpful, with  which is visibly mentally ill. My main board is  which is the most fun but it's full of incredibly repetitive spam threads. You could also compare  cartoon threads to  cartoon threads. One is comfy and interested, while the other is frantically trying to just yell NIGGERS as many times as possible."}
+{"text":"Because the faggot janny bans you if you say anything negative about other races"}
+{"text":"can confirm, i post in /ck/, /g/, /diy/ and now here and the larger the board the more mentally ill. but that's a good thing because the big boards will happily tell you you're wrong even if you're not, and then you will spend a lot of time learning to gather evidence for your opinions, to defend clear facts, and to even prove where you were or were not at a given time."}
+{"text":"How big can sail boats get? Is there an upper limit?"}
+{"text":"What about rotors? There are several ships which use them. Can those sail upwind?"}
+{"text":"iirc Flettener Rotors work best when sailing upwind but need to be powered, so are more for providing modest fuel savings rather than 100% of the propulsive power like youd get with a more conventional sailing rig"}
+{"text":"The problem with sailing ships is that you can't stack containers on the deck. They would have to be xbox-huge to offset that drawback. Technically, it's not that big of a deal, but practically it will cause some issues. Upper limit is dictated by the layout of harbors, bridges, etc."}
+{"text":"the Earth is only holding the future of sail back"}
+{"text":"That’s a huge bitch"}
+{"text":"When you see it Previous:"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure that 8113 has an alternator built into its turbocharger as a testbed."}
+{"text":"oops, the first miss that I noticed. Otherwise, very impressive!"}
+{"text":"Have you ever thought about paying the ferry man BEFORE he got you to the other side?"}
+{"text":"S.E.P. Leave enough toys to keep those left behind happy."}
+{"text":"imagine getting rolled by a monster like this"}
+{"text":"imagine getting railed by a monster like that sex with that creature!!"}
+{"text":"lewd"}
+{"text":"I've been in this boat hundreds of times. It's an absolute beauty, and has these extremely long benches, I would sleep in my girlfriends lap every morning, and enjoy the slow rocking of the ship. It's in SEA, and travels to the islands :-)"}
+{"text":"Why does a graffitied train have to be taken out of circulation immediately? How much does it cost in your country to clean up one graffiti piece? In Finland, the average cleanup cost is 600-700ish."}
+{"text":"Ah yes ahmed now that we have followed this graffiti artist to a train yard that spans for block and blocks openly we can complete our duty to allah and make the pigs pay by writing our names on the containers! you're such a pussy just say you're scared and shutup"}
+{"text":"i've never heard of it by that name but it's pretty well known that it's a thing. people even joke that you have to keep bathroom stalls clean because once the first child draws a little stick man in there, it's fucking over conversely, if you get some particularly talented vandal to just do a huge mural, vandals are less likely to write over it, and sticker-bombing stuff or even hanging shitloads of flyers is a good way to at least keep vandalism PG/limited to further being just people slapping stickers for their home businesses instead of scribbling GAIUS WAS HERE AND IS NOW A HOMO WITH HIS BEST BRO AULUS. and again many cities have designated tag walls specifically to contain vandalism/reduce hood nigga nonsense since even hood niggas seeing a well done mural of a local pop star or something wont tag over it (much)"}
+{"text":"LOL. Flex more, toy bitch."}
+{"text":"Good man. Those pricks need their hands cut off."}
+{"text":"Americans think anything they don't like is either communism or terrorism. Possibly both."}
+{"text":"If I passed you, don't take it personally. It's because you're slow, weak, and have no stamina. No, don't look at my bike. I could smoke you any day, even you were riding a Colnago Gioello, and I could do it on a $100 BSO from Walmart. Little man, learn to take defeat gracefully. I won, fair and square. If you passed me, chill out dude, you're such an insecure tryhard. You wasted all that money to win a race that only exists in your head. Sure I could have been a pro, still could if I'm being honest, but that kind of thing doesn't interest me, I have nothing to prove to myself. So why should I try to prove anything to others, let alone you? Stop and smell the roses, that's my philosophy."}
+{"text":"have a \"get rekt\" saddlebag sticker that provokes freds they overtake I draft them and when they get tired overtake them again lol"}
+{"text":"okay, great, proud of you, but who tf asked?"}
+{"text":"I'm not in a race, I'm just trying to get my groceries home, or enjoying my ride to work."}
+{"text":"don't bother judging others' pace unless you're riding with them. never know the split they're taking between pace and distance"}
+{"text":"i am doing 10k to work at 4 am and i'm still drunk from yesterday and havent eaten a real meal in three days. i do not care if you pass me"}
+{"text":"The end of ebike terrorism is in sight. Let's not count our chickens before they hatch, but I'm tentatively feeling hopefully about this. During the time that the last thread was up, hundreds of people were killed by ebike fires. We need to put a stop to this. I just hope they make sure to add prison time for people caught with unlicensed ebikes."}
+{"text":"I own an ebike but also am an active arsonist. What's the problem?"}
+{"text":"In olden times arsonists were publicly burned alive once captured. The townsfolk would drink tankards of ale and engage in much merry-making while dancing to the shrieks of the arsonist, the teeth would later be pried out from the charred corpse and given to children as charms. Shame we can't do this to ebike people"}
+{"text":"all that to basically say no u!111"}
+{"text":"why are lolberts and /pol/tards obsessed with the vaporwave-adjacent \"VHS aesthetic\" and yet so incapable of actually capturing it properly"}
+{"text":"30 years after Mavic Zap, I finally tried three different bikes with electronic shifting (Rival, Force, and Red/XPLR) and it reminded me of the first time I got my dick sucked. It was alright. I'm glad I experienced it. But the overall feeling was like.... \"that's all? that's what all the hype was about?\" I am glad it's a thing, I'm glad it's available, I would never tell them to un-invent it. I suppose if you offered to upgrade my current bikes with all electronic I'd probably go for it (might have to think it through first). Overall, it was a disappointment. So what did I miss here? Is Shimano better or Campy maybe, was the problem fookin SRAM? Is it less about the ride and more the long term ownership experience, the maintenance perhaps? Why do people fork out 2-3x the monies over the cost of perfectly good mech shifting? I can't believe I'm even saying \"perfectly good (old thing)\". I love my hydro dicks, I love my crabon wheels, I would never go back and those were worth every penny, but the e-shifting was a big letdown. Again, it was fine, but just fine. For all the hype I expected to ejaculate instantly."}
+{"text":"he doesn't know the entire point of those hanger-less electronic shifters is to have it in a standardized position against the wheel so that you don't need to adjust anything, you can just shove it in there and it'll shift out of the box. there's a reason there are no hanger-less cable derailleurs, it makes no sense."}
+{"text":"It makes sense that smaller penises experience less pleasure."}
+{"text":"this looks completely unmaintainable"}
+{"text":"A bike is only as maintainable as its market share"}
+{"text":"there's a reason there are no hanger-less cable derailleurs, it makes no sense. Eagle 70 and 90 are both full mount mech derailleurs. Direct mount has nothing to do with electronic shifting and the reason we aren't seeing more full mount groups is because SRAM doesn't let other companies fully utilize it. Even if you dislike full mount UDH is a great thing because it forces all manufacturers that want to use SRAM groupsets into using the same derailleur hanger."}
+{"text":"fat titties"}
+{"text":"relying on cutting edge, expensive public infrastructure and tech every day in order to live minimalist"}
+{"text":"\"Minimalism\" has always been a way for rich people to quietly brag about their liquidity and stable cash flow"}
+{"text":"You laugh, but this is peak efficiency: whenever he's feeling peckish he can just squeeze some milk out of one of his mantits instead of having to buy an overpriced snack on the train."}
+{"text":"this thread has been living on a train for the past one and a half years"}
+{"text":"SS United States to be sunk, creating the world's largest artificial reef. RIP to one of the greats."}
+{"text":"had they actually let us take it back to the clyde it probably would have been restored. look at ps waverley and mv hebridean princess which i see moored in full working order often. heck, sometimes i'd argue they are more reliable then the fucking mv glen sannox iv"}
+{"text":"do fish really even like these artificial reefs? they are dumb animals with no brains. is it possible for a fish to be trapped in a maze of corridors it's whole life? or maybe they get stuck?"}
+{"text":"fish here, i love it, please sink more things"}
+{"text":"In response to the impending sinking, the New York coalition has taken legal action, filing a lawsuit to halt the process until federal agencies can assess the situation. Although the lawsuit was dismissed for lack of standing, advocates remain determined to seek federal intervention. The \"Raise RMS Titanic Foundation\" Facebook page is a fucking goldmine."}
+{"text":"yeah it turns out the stuff that grows on it is tasty and it provides cover from larger predators who dont fit in all the little wire raceways and pipes and shit"}
+{"text":"Do you guys ever have conversations with other people on public transportation, or try picking up girls there? yet another day riding the subway sharing a car with plenty of cute girls, normal looking guys, and never make conversation with anyone to try to make friends or get a date it's been like this nearly daily for 10 years even see the same people getting on and off at my same stop, they live near me, and still never speak to anyone"}
+{"text":"I get it a lot less now that I wear big headphones"}
+{"text":"last week of December another year riding the subway pretty much every day another year of not speaking to a single person on my ride There’s a pretty young woman with resting bitch face who I see almost every day, sometimes in the morning but frequently in the evening returning home. We live at the same stop. We are on the train for nearly half an hour together. We frequently are even on the same train car. We were both on the train this morning, day after Christmas, when it was pretty sparsely filled. Despite how awkward it would be given we see each other for months and never speak, I Could have struck up a conversation based around Christmas how her holiday was, doesn’t it suck we have to work today when so few people do, talk about living in the same town, etc. Instead what did I do? Walked to the next car and sat there the whole time I’m sure this girl has never even noticed my existence on the train, yet almost every single day I notice her and kick myself how I don’t talk to her. She doesn’t seem to have any visible piercings or tattoos like is common in my area. Probably a relatively wholesome girl. And yet, nothing. I swear riding the subway make me even more miserable"}
+{"text":"I do this too. It's also good to wait outside for a while and check they are ok by looking in their house with binoculars."}
+{"text":"Literally just have Game and this isn't a problem. Read some Neil Strauss."}
+{"text":"I'm a Londoner so talking on public transport would get me executed, but a few weeks ago an older woman with an Australian accent walked up to me on the train platform and started talking about how cold it was and how she was surprised I was alright in just a hoodie. We had a little chat about cold tolerance and Australia (I've got relatives there) before the train arrived, we waved to each other as we boarded and then went silent. It brightened my week."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is wrong with these mongoloid slackers? They completely underschedule longhaul trains everywhere outside the NEC so almost no one can use them for shorter trips and then wonder why ridership is in the shitter. Each route should be minimum 3x a day per direction."}
+{"text":"Please answer:"}
+{"text":"Thermodynamics ftw"}
+{"text":"have you decided yet?"}
+{"text":"When I was a kid my grandparents lived in Montana so I would take the Empire Builder from Seattle out there at least once a year. Board in the late morning, get a comfy meal in the restaurant, sleep in the bunk bed car, wake up in the early morning to my grandparents picking me up in their random tiny town, extremely comfy desu. Regarding the monorail, I had a job in highschool where I actually used it to commute from downtown to Seattle Center lol. I can’t imagine it gets used much for work."}
+{"text":"Amtrak is mid, but the local transport in my area going east to west is even worse. If I wanted to travel from Santa Rosa to Sacramento directly by public transit, my only choice would be Amtrak. The county bus line that used to go between Sonoma County and Napa County was canceled in 2018. So the only bus that goes from one to the other is the Amtrak bus. It's slow and costs more than the local bus did, but now it's the only bus on the road. If it didn't exist the only option for public transport would be to travel to San Francisco (bus or train and ferry), then to the East Bay (BART and bus) to board for the train to Sacramento. Marin, Sonoma, Napa, and Solano Counties all have over a million people in total but there is no public transportation system going east to west. It isn't Amtrak's fault the local transport systems have such a hard time bringing people to their train stations."}
+{"text":"I still don't get countersteering, I've been cycling all my life and I don't think about \"oh I have to move the bike to the right to turn left\", I just naturally follow the path and move the bike and she moves exactly how I want her to Then I learn about countersteering and I'm wondering if I've been riding wrong my whole life"}
+{"text":"It's no use. I literally took a bicycle dynamics / physics course in uni but anons ITT will instead insist on their infantile intuition about it."}
+{"text":"Everyone ITT is now manually countersteering"}
+{"text":"You know he means single track."}
+{"text":"I just lock the rear wheel while leaning and enter a sick drift, and maintain balance with my body weight alone."}
+{"text":"That cozy, old school cabin photo of a Delta Air Lines L1011 TriStar from the 1980s is getting people talking for one simple reason: it looks roomy. Wider looking aisles, big overhead bins, and that warm lighting that makes the whole cabin feel like a different era of flying. Delta's own history of the L1011 explains why it felt that way. The airline called it \"high, wide and handsome,\" noting a cabin about 8 feet high and 19 feet wide, plus wider aisles and large entry doors designed to make boarding and deplaning easier. Delta's first revenue L1011 flight was on Dec. 15, 1973 from Atlanta to Philadelphia, and the airline ultimately flew 70 of the type, the largest L1011 fleet in the industry. Delta retired the L1011 in 2001, after decades of domestic and international flying, including transatlantic and transpacific routes. And over time, the industry shifted hard toward efficiency and packing more people into each flight, especially after U.S. airline deregulation in 1978 changed how airlines competed. Looking at this cabin, you can see why so many travelers say, \"Yeah... they really don't make it like that anymore.\""}
+{"text":"There is a famous economic answer for this: 1) Government dictated pricing, all prices were set so high that it was \"rent\" making (above average returns), and airlines only competed on service 2) When airlines were deregulated, prices fell rapidly such that flying became common place and affordable for everyone. For a country as large and spread out as the US, this was the desired social outcome as the government promoted transportation as a public good 3) With prices competitive, planes were \"right-sized\", firms merged until it reached a natural monopoly number, and features priced accordingly 4) The ultimate proof in the pudding is empirical evidence over the past 40 years that shows air transportation becoming extremely affordable (compared to historical prices), almost everyone can afford to fly, and flying is no longer a luxury or once-in-a-lifetime experience. If you don't like the race to the bottom, simply pay for premium cabin. Premium cabin prices today mirror what similar service cost way back when, regardless of name."}
+{"text":"be a clown who picks some budget airline for being 25 $ cheaper wonder why flying was different in the past"}
+{"text":"300 for NY to LA Christ thats cheaper than taking a bus"}
+{"text":"Yeah, and it's actually a bit conservative. You can go from NYC to LA for significantly less if you don't care about the actual airport you go out of. There's a reason Greyhound is dying."}
+{"text":"absolute kino interior"}
+{"text":"*combines the aggressive solipsistic entitlement of an exurban helicopter parent SUV karate lessons karen with the sanctimonious humblebrag better-than-you instagram mentality of a childless upper middle class urbanist in your path (literally in your path because it's in your physical path being as expensive and space-hogging as an actual car, while being as slow and annoying and needy and pointless and \"look at me\" as a dutch bike, in everyone's path) in your path* *heh, nothin' personnel kid, as in, look at these kids of mine that I am effectively using as human shields, so give me everything in return for nothing or you're a monster and I will have you cancelled for not buckling immediately and catering to my massive sense of entitlement, kid* When did cargo bikes go from being a crusty, get-it-done, no-nonsense niche improvised delivery tool for reasonable humans, to being the single most punchable conspicuous consumption fashion accessory in the history of wheels? Also, cargo bikes hate thread, and yes I took my meds thanks for the reminder though"}
+{"text":"nuts"}
+{"text":"When did cargo bikes go from being a crusty, get-it-done, no-nonsense niche improvised delivery tool for reasonable humans, to being the single most punchable conspicuous consumption fashion accessory in the history of wheels? Cargo bikes have always been more expensive, the attitude you describe is probably more of the heavy \"urbanist\" push that really started a few years, using cargo bikes as some sort of gotcha when someone talks about when you need to carry something beyond yourself and whatever you can carry on a milk crate tied to the back of your bicycle; yet no one seems to show you theirs or anything beyond stock pictures on flat, even surfaces."}
+{"text":"That's like saying \"rolexes were always more expensive\", nah, you could buy 20 rolexes for the price of a cheap new car back then, now for the price of a new car you can buy one, if you suck off your AD's wife's boyfriend once a month for a year first"}
+{"text":"and yes I took my meds thanks for the reminder though You might need a higher dosage."}
+{"text":"Fixed by front pannier racks."}
+{"text":"If i take a class that teaches about boat repair at community college. I can afford to repair a boat."}
+{"text":"Unlike those other modes (bicycle notwithstanding) you can actually find a car thats cheap to own and run- hell you can buy a Chevy Cavalier with pocket change. Cheap to Insure, good on gas, parts still available or easy to find at the pick-and-pull and you can wrench on the street or a WalMart parking lot- all things that dont apply to boats or aircraft."}
+{"text":"What necessities should I include Shipbuilding expertise should be the first thing, I'd imagine"}
+{"text":"This is one of the most canonical questions where the answer is: \"If you have to ask, you can't afford it.\" Boats are stupid expensive."}
+{"text":"As a matter of fact, the origin of that quote was in response to someone asking JP Morgan the price of his yacht."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of picking up one of those cheapo Aliexpress carbon forks, but my buddy probably rightfully talked me out of it due to safety concerns. Where should I buy an affordable carbon fork in 26\" for rim brakes (in Yurop)?"}
+{"text":"Is it really a bad idea to buy $60-80 chink carbon forks on AliExpress?"}
+{"text":"The consensus seems to be: \"They're all right if you don't take them off the road.\" I did not get a first-hand report of one breaking ever, though."}
+{"text":"hylix sounds like a real brand"}
+{"text":"buy an entire bike off of your craigslist/kijiji/fb marketplace equivalent and drill speed holes in it"}
+{"text":"I saw one of those for sale on fb marketplace, they're apparently real"}
+{"text":"Why did hydrofoils never take off?"}
+{"text":"they just don't consider it a separate language lol, their cowboy yankee yapping is sometimes as undecipherable to an english speaker as the worst cases of scottish accent. for me as an esl, at least. ukrainian is indeed a bit beyond just an accent, but for the most part it's just russian that's trailing a few patches behind. it retained (and added) a bunch of unique words that russian instead nicked from other languages over the last few centuries, and it also kept its sound closer to old russian; but at the same time it also lacks some optimisations that russian lanugage has made to be less of \"every rule has a list of exceptions and every exception has its own exception\" (and it's still very much that, don't learn those languages, you will suffer). russian and ukrainian speakers can easily understand each other for the most part, and the rest of the meaning can be got out of context. out of all post-soviet republics' languages, only belorussian comes as close."}
+{"text":"They were foiled."}
+{"text":"why does every russian over 20 have alcoholic eyes"}
+{"text":"have you seen how much vodka they drink?"}
+{"text":"zigger's cope"}
+{"text":"I want to strangle every single big buck roadie fred and especially every single downhill-bike-in-a-park pomp who rides around just to do chainsaw sounds with their bicycle's very very expensive hub. \"Give way, the asshole is coming!\". Like, if you wanna make motorcycle sounds, get an actual motorcycle. A Harley actually sounds cool. A freewheeling bicycle sounds supremely annoying, and also means you are a weak shit who is not pedalling. Fuck you, go ride into a river."}
+{"text":"bikes don't have sealed bearings Really?"}
+{"text":"I don't know if there's a seal around/above the pawls on the hub body."}
+{"text":"The grease will stay in the hub, anon."}
+{"text":"does anyone habe the screen cap about the towed car and the air horn?"}
+{"text":"towed car noh but i have this one about the boot guy and also the one who just drives a donkk whose own horn doesnt work (that one is way less funny and doesnt require a screencap, it's literally just \"anon's car horn doesn't work so he bought an airhorn\")"}
+{"text":"going uphill switch gears to that crazy \"1\" number on my bike I never use uphill becomes extremely easy WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS THAT EASY ALL ALONG?"}
+{"text":"I have one of those at my local trails, tops out at 23%, 34tx52t and lowered tire pressure but still spin out on the loose stuff... just end up pushing the bike up hill for a mile"}
+{"text":"spinning has nothing to do with the gears dumbass. if you chose a gear so low, the torque will be increased at the wheel and you'll spin MORE. dumbass."}
+{"text":"slow is smooth, smooth is fast."}
+{"text":"That's what my flight instructor would say."}
+{"text":"lol im on dirt so it really doesn't matter you fucking faggot. You cant keep spinning over all the rocks and obstacles anyway or you will clip a pedal on root or a rock. Roadies really are shitty people who deserve to die in traffic. and I made a small mistake I actually have 30x52t"}
+{"text":"Share your daily rides, post pics and stats. Complain about hills and mosquitoes. you do actually ride your bike, right anon? old thread"}
+{"text":"careful with the high pressure around the bearings that's how bikes for tall people look. you want him to ride a bike that doesn't fit him?"}
+{"text":"it's a poorfag seething because other people can afford nicer stuff"}
+{"text":"never attribute malice when stupidity will suffice. it sounds more like he just doesn't know anything about frame sizes and how they look at either extreme."}
+{"text":"finally some dry and sunny days coming! I'm gonna ride the shit out of them"}
+{"text":"faridelectric,,,Fails.,pumpupump home., ,,3daysuffering., ,,,,mental breakdowneeds,,helmet shields others fromytorment/releif., ,cry past empty field,,,,geto new horses., ,,,im better.,sCratchScratchsssscraths."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite or most used train station or bus stop. Once a year or so I like to start this thread, it usually ends up pretty interesting."}
+{"text":"Victoria is comfier, although it goes to worse places. I really hate Pickled Willy more than anything. I always feel like I'm being treated like shit there."}
+{"text":"Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of Earth's finest remaining urban centers..."}
+{"text":"i dont take the ferry every day but i used to take it home any time i ended work and wanted to go drinking it's a hobo haven. there's a public library right there too and the pedbridge is overtly unsafe because it's full of gang members and hobos straight up live in it. there's signs literally saying \"do not sleep here overnight\" but the jeet security guards do not stop them. and particularly \"tramp\" styled boomer hobos like to fish from the boardwalk whilst smoking crack. it's actually the most east coast shit you will see in your life. some scruffy wiry individual wearing three parkas and no pants with a bright orange toque rolled up so far it's basically a beret will hit his glass pipe (filled only with hopes and dreams, supply chain issues, please understand) and throw his rod right in the water also people claim there's giant wharf rats around but i think they're just seeing raccoons. i've seen tons of field mice and a couple normal-sized rats but never a WHARF RAT (i did spot a marmotte-looking thing on the nearby trail once though) don't visit prague"}
+{"text":"I used to work right near there and I never saw one the fabled giant wharf rats either. I did have a one of those methheads express concern about me fishing in the harbour though, he said the mackerel there aren't good eating. I was keeping em for bait."}
+{"text":"Do you wear a helmet while riding your bicycle?"}
+{"text":"HEY I'M CYCLIN' HERE"}
+{"text":"i drive I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL"}
+{"text":"rainbowflective the proper word for this is \"iridescent\" in case you wanna buy something like that yourself"}
+{"text":"On the other hand, why wouldn't I? you look like a faggot I look like a dweeb without one already but it won't save your life Neither does riding without one but cars will pass you closer Don't ride on the road then, faggot"}
+{"text":"I love wearing my enduro helmet every time I ride my bike, even if I only go around the block. It makes me look like a marine from Halo and makes my autism tingle."}
+{"text":"2025 I am forgotten..."}
+{"text":"not spending their anniversary on the crossrail opening how did he miss that option?"}
+{"text":"She looks like a female Stephen Marchant."}
+{"text":"Ditching Vicki Choosing picrel instead what a fumble"}
+{"text":"Bros before hoes."}
+{"text":"Reminder that Geoff fucks trannies now."}
+{"text":"if i buy even one more thing that is broken right out of the box i am going to start killing"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"it's not rubber cement, it's \"vulcanizing fluid\". whatever little tube comes with a patch kit always has worked for me, but you can buy big cans of it when you run out. I put some in a nail polish bottle for my patch kit and keep the can at home. the brand I bought is called Hornet Tire but as long as it's called vulcanizing fluid or cement it should be cool. I just got the cheapest on scamazon"}
+{"text":"there are new tubes made of thermoplastics, \"TPU\", but they're bright colors. they use different patches. also there's latex, don't know anything about them/never used. ordinary black rubber (butyl) is still the same, the patches are still the same."}
+{"text":"NZ and JPN are both equally expensive ticket-wise but cycle touring Japan has always been my goal I kinda want to start with someplace easy though. I know for a fact that Japan is very mountainous since I've done a few rides there"}
+{"text":"Mark my words, horses will make a comeback as the superior transport method."}
+{"text":"I'm a taxi driver and once had some horse riding people as passangers, i took them to a race where they would participate in, i could smell the horseshit on them, the clothes and hair soaked in the smell."}
+{"text":"God damn dude, move somewhere with some fucking grass if you're going to keep horses"}
+{"text":"Mark my words, horses will make a comeback as the superior transport method."}
+{"text":"horses are for eating, clothing production, and sex. not transportation. not anymore"}
+{"text":"It is said that if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Are you one of the good ones, /n/? Do people say you're not like those other cyclists?"}
+{"text":"It's not driving it's travelling so I don't need a license."}
+{"text":"I'm confused at the fact that sovereign citizens haven't worked themselves up to the highest levels of power, considering the miasma theorists somehow got control of the CDC it's only fair that the \"I don't need car insurance or a valid license\" people get their fair share of the federal government"}
+{"text":"No one is stopping you from travelling. Get out and walk, fatty. Operating heavy machinery requires specialized training and licensure though, and you don't need to be in a machine to travel."}
+{"text":"soverign citizens by nature don't believe the government is even real, let alone want to be a part of it if it is. sorta like how moderate republicans don't really protest to get what they want because they are pro peace and order by nature despite all being armed to the teeth"}
+{"text":"I don't own a car because I don't need one, I wear aged cycling hats, have a beard, helmet mounted mirror, a rack on a vintage steel bike and slow my roll generally. I tend to piss off freds and make them risk their lives overtaking me because they MUST go faster and then simply draft them to annoy them even more. you mad?"}
+{"text":"Hey guys I love when school busses are repurposed either for USA van lifers or as public transit in other countries like MX, Nica, Guatemala, etc. SO I saw this and took a picture to share with you all I love the green color."}
+{"text":"mhmm."}
+{"text":"That's why cults use them to transport their members"}
+{"text":"Isn't that a french mail truck"}
+{"text":"if you drive fast enough you can hydroplane just above the surface of the water"}
+{"text":"Sheldynne Browne said that's impossible"}
+{"text":"The San Diego and Arizona Eastern Railway (reporting mark SDAE) is a short-line American railroad founded in 1932 as the successor to the San Diego and Arizona Railway (SD&A), which was founded in 1906 by entrepreneur John Spreckels. Dubbed \"The Impossible Railroad\" by many engineers of its day due to the immense logistical challenges involved, the line was established in part to provide San Diego with a direct rail link to the east by connecting with the Southern Pacific Railroad lines in El Centro, California. the railroad has a checkered history, with periodic disruptions in service to rockslides, storms, fires, and derailments, and has never been profitable the line ceased being used in its entirety decades ago and has been bounced around by owner to owner ever since at present, only a fraction of the line in San Diego, Mexico, and Campo is actively used, with the rest being left to decay Here's my questions: 1. Were the \"Impossible Railroad's\" issues inherent to the climate and terrain, or more so the technological/economic limitations at the time of its construction (the railroad was built with anachronistic infrastructure such as wooden trestles)? 2. If funding could secured, would it be possible to rehabilitate or even rebuild the line in its entirety using modern engineering techniques to negate the hazards that plagued its previous incarnations? 3. What services could be provided to make the line economical, or even turn an actual profit? Obviously there's tourism, Carrizo Gorge attracts thousands of tourists a year (many of whom come to gawk at the ruins of the railway). I recently found out that the Mexican portion of the line is used to host the Tijuana-Tecate Tourist Train (pic related, several gallery cars that were originally intended for it but ultimately left unused) and has proven quite popular. But I'm also wondering industries could be served or even if a US-Mexico commuter service would be feasible (ignoring current diplomatic issues)"}
+{"text":"will have to go through customs inspections, twice, just to reach their destination. Check out the big brains on Brad. It's not like similar things don't happen between the US and Canada with no customs checks required. Most people on /n/ are completely fucking clueless yet pretend to be total experts."}
+{"text":"The real money-maker in railroads has never been people, it's been freight. The real money maker in highways has never been people, it's freight."}
+{"text":"What point are you trying to make here"}
+{"text":"Nobody would want to use an ancient ass ROW that dips into Mexico."}
+{"text":"So the coaches got shunted there, had the tunnel collapse, and the owners just went \"fuck it\" and left them there to rot? Yes"}
+{"text":"screenshot is from GTA4, I don't think it belongs on /v/"}
+{"text":"it belongs on either /v/ or /o/, not /n/ but also yes, it is realistic and in fact pretty tame, there are choppers far more crazy than that one"}
+{"text":"Honda sells a factory chopper called the Fury, so yeah it's realistic. I'm not going to go into shit flinging fight whether a factory stock bike can qualify as a true \"chop\"per, choppers can be anything you want them to be"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure it's supposed to be a americans choppers style bike since that show was popular at the time"}
+{"text":"is the dart silver line /n/ approved? it’s scheduled to open in october"}
+{"text":"dart has funding issues now"}
+{"text":"checked videos and ridership looks pretty low, less than 10% full"}
+{"text":"might lose it's two easternmost stops"}
+{"text":"They could build their own privacy walls"}
+{"text":"NUMBER UP"}
+{"text":"I have been on this site for 10 years and I only noticed this board today. Since I'm already here, I'd like to ask a question: Why are train autists so much more hated than other autist brands?"}
+{"text":"Characteristics of Rail retard 1. Low boiling point 2. High pride 3. Abnormal obsession with railways, coupled with eco-terrorist/leftist-like thinking"}
+{"text":"Touch grass faggot, you make stuff like this up in your schizo head and think you're onto something. It's no different to any other hobby, I don't make it my personality and neither do most that I've known. You talk about \"excess pride\" when it's literally a matter of telling judgemental pricks like yourself to do one"}
+{"text":"By the way, where did this idea that“railway enthusiasts are often autistic”even come from? if you actually Google it, you'll find sites and descriptions pointing out that connection—it's not like there are zero of them. i bet there are papers or statistics on it in psychiatry or something. for example, in other countries, like Korea, there seems to be a derogatory term like“Trainsperger,”and if you search in Japanese, it looks like the word“Railfans”itself has become slang for disabled people."}
+{"text":"Nothing more conservative than not wasting public money..."}
+{"text":"whats the deal with that \"how to dragon your train\" thing"}
+{"text":"What was air travel like before 9-11?"}
+{"text":"Moslums were a mistake."}
+{"text":"Me too, man. Tha captain was really nice."}
+{"text":"Not as shitty as today but still shitty. Before then I used to catch rides in the jumpseat but that all ended in 2001."}
+{"text":"I'm very sorry you got deported, anon, but the law is the law."}
+{"text":"I got my picture taken in the cockpit I used to walk onto the tarmac and up the stairs that was pushed up against the plane I also flew as an unaccompanied minor Got a free pack of playing cards Took home a neat small plastic cup Airline food was a thing sometimes even on four-hour flights Lines got way worse after 9/11"}
+{"text":"Theoretically speaking, if I was an entrepreneuring billionaire and I wanted to bring back one of the great American passenger trains (Super Chief, California Zephyr, Panama Limited, Empire Builder, City of Los Angeles/San Francisco, 20th Century Limited, Broadway Limited, Powhatan Arrow, Coast Daylight, etc.) to run on a regular basis (let's put it at at least two times a month for a start), which option would be more feasible from an economic/technical/legal perspective? 1. Acquire all of the surviving rolling stock (sleepers, dining cars, dome/observation cars, baggage cars, etc.) from the original consist from private owners, heritage railways, and museums, as well as matching surviving locomotives (can be from ones different railroads since thousands of functionally and aesthetically identical EMD F and E units were sold to all Class I railroads). Renovate them as necessary to make them FRA-compliant, obtain waivers wherever possible. Put them into service as a part-luxury train, part-mobile museum. 2. Commission the construction of a replica consist. Building entirely new streamlined cars from scratch, designed to match the internal and external appearance of its original as much as possible, with changes only being made when it's literally required to make the car FRA-compliant/modern user friendly (updated wiring, HEP, power outlets at seats, WiFi support, replacing wooden paneling with MDF paneling etc.). Motive power consists of custom-built Siemens Chargers designed to resemble the original E and F units (streamlining, bulldog noses, matching paint schemes, etc.) as much as legally possible. 1/2"}
+{"text":"or just get drunk or high enough on Amtrak to imagine yourself in the golden age of rail travel If you take the Piedmont service between CLT and RGH, you can ride for 3 hours in 50's era coaches. Put on a suit and tie to complete the feel and it's like stepping back in time with the very dated interiors and comfy large seats with ridiculous leg room."}
+{"text":"I know you jest :("}
+{"text":"Why didn't you just post an update itt?"}
+{"text":"Every time you bump your other thread I'll help you out by bumping this one too"}
+{"text":"different anon"}
+{"text":"Why weren't these a thing more often in the heyday of railroads? gives freight trains an additional source of income passengers can presumably pay for tickets less since freight trains usually run on slower schedules allows for mixed trains without the need to pull a coach from regular passenger service can be coupled to the back of a regular passenger train during periods of high demand, the crew will enjoy the added privacy too lonely freight train crews will enjoy the additional company can be outfitted as extra crew accommodation when not in revenue service"}
+{"text":"all that trouble to be slower and less flexible than a bus. however, consider: passenger containers on a container ship."}
+{"text":"imagine the views"}
+{"text":"here in Chicago I sometimes see a CNW caboose roaming around in active service."}
+{"text":"They'd have to be custom anyway, for fire/safety regs. Ideally they'd be stainless and aluminum too since accessing the inner walls for corrosion maintenance would be impossible. Making them insulated would be easy."}
+{"text":"fire regulations for a shipping container Aren't they already pretty fire resistant owing to their all-steel construction? Or do you mean things like installing electrical wiring/stoves in one?"}
+{"text":"SHOULD I GET A GRAVEL BIKE OR AN ENDURANCE BIKE REEEEEEEE The roads around me are potholed and gross"}
+{"text":"You know those little plastic caps on your 3200$ front fork? You can turn them around a little bit to adjust how it behaves on an uneven surface. And if you get a bike that bends in the middle, there's a big gear-looking thing; it's actually threaded and you can turn it to adjust at least one spring. The other may require a screwdriver."}
+{"text":"Imagine being too poor to have a proper fixie."}
+{"text":"Lordy lordy why would you do that?"}
+{"text":"the new caledonia is pretty based tho. Nothing for poorfags tho"}
+{"text":"even in rally racing the most in-depth suspension tuning happens for road tracks because it turns out a sudden 6 inch drop from asphalt to gravel will hurt even a race car pretty badly"}
+{"text":"Disasters never have one root cause and neither did the destruction of cycling. But I know some important milestones in the decline and fall: 1. COVID 19. Enough said. 2. Full suspension mountain bikes. Enough said. 3. Reddit. Enough said. 4. Twitter. Enough said. 5. British \"people\". Enough said. 6. The d-tch. Enough said. 7. The state of Utah. Enough said. 8. Zwift, Peloton, \"Spin Class\", and other cancer. Enough said. What were some other key moments?"}
+{"text":"I could care less. As long as it's one less car on the road."}
+{"text":"My town is putting in an ordinance to ban bikes on sidewalks and streets unless your a child. There will be bikes allowed but only from 11 am to 3pm and late evening. Also parking your bike anywhere on city property/sidewalks is now illegal Cops are being aggressive about it and impound bikes. You know so actual working, contributing memebers of society can do things like commute to work, pick up groceries/kids and overall be a functioning memeber of society. I hope this administration will turn the screw on bike culture. My town is one of the most bike unfriendly places and im glad, get these fuckers off the streets. Its clear when people ride a CHILDS TOY and become"}
+{"text":"you can ONLY go where we built you a special \"path for bikes\" John Forester was right"}
+{"text":"100% of cyclist deaths will be children Based."}
+{"text":"you're just a huge faggot"}
+{"text":"retards don't wait for the barrier to go up/light to switch get run over by a train What's the problem here exactly?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"God forgive me for saying this but I hope Siemens wins, Alstom cannot into FRA crash requirements given the absolute clownshow that was the Avelia Liberty. Plus they're fugly"}
+{"text":"the old lady one had me thinking maybe some people can just have a blank mind and ignore their surroundings without meaning to. like how plane crashes are a bunch of things going wrong to create the catastrophe most of the time. for example train crossings look the same at the beginning and end of the cycle. just red lights and the same bell ringing tones. maybe they can make them more similar to stoplights. after the end of the train crossing the red lights can turn green for example and play a different sounding/speed tone. you can also add another set of lights on the opposite sides of car travel to give more visual signs to not go through. could also make crossing arms twice as wide"}
+{"text":"Flying is far easier than driving"}
+{"text":"Landing though?"}
+{"text":"there will always be a pi-"}
+{"text":"greasing down a 172 is something done thousands of times every day by retarded teenagers and alzheimers incare patients."}
+{"text":"If Dreamstar brings back the Lark, it would be a good stopgap measure until CAHSR Bakersfield-Palmdale opens in the 2040s. The Coast Starlight sucks, nobody wants to spend 12 hours in the middle of the day going from Jack London to LA Union in a train with no wifi 9 am to 9 pm. Stuff the economy cars with reclinable seats, put all the crying babies in one car, dim the lights, and let me sleep 9 hours to LA Union Station for under 100 dollars. They're not going to be able to achieve their stated goal of 2026. There's an equipment shortage and they won't be able to get everything in place in time. Even if they only run the service during holidays when airports are packed and airlines raise their prices it will still be a boon to travellers as long as the price is cheaper than a flight"}
+{"text":"California is planning so many expansion projects it's insane SMART to Cloverdale BART to Livermore, eBART to Brentwood Capitol Corridor going back to precovid frequencies Caltrain to Watsonville, Salinas, (theoretically) Santa Cruz and Monterey ACE-Valley Rail which I haven't read about yet CAHSR IOS done in 2032 hopefully, Pacheco Pass tunnels done in 2038 allowing CAHSR trains to run to 4th and King, which will change real estate in the CV forever. A bunch of Metro expansions in LA that I don't really know about BART to Downtown San Jose/Diridon What's up with that? Did transit agencies come into a surplus during COVID and begin a funding spree? They sure aren't spending it on homelessness that's all I know"}
+{"text":"Dreamstar They're not going to be able to achieve their stated goal of 2026. It's never going to happen, as was said in your previous thread about this shit"}
+{"text":"Or you could have posted an \"update\" in this thread instead of now having 3 threads about the same shitty \"service\" that won't ever happen"}
+{"text":"How do these large cargo backpacks compare with a bicycle trailer? I need to haul 100kg of cargo on a bicycle"}
+{"text":"Based Aldi cargo mission. I was considering getting a trailer or racks to carry water bottle cases + multiple bags of groceries. Not sure which I should get first, but it seems like the trailer can be removed/mounted quicker for when I'm not carrying much."}
+{"text":"Almost a decade ago I hauled 4x50lbs bags of mulch using a trailer, I finished the job but bent the hitch. I straightened the hitch but it snapped while hauling nothing. I had a bad experience with trailers but I had the shittiest garbage tier trailer, if you're going to get one get a good one. It's kind of why I swear by front racks now. (Rear racks are another story) A 24 bottle water pack is about 25lbs, the limit of a strong front rack is 50lbs for lighter duty and 75-100lbs for heavier duty bikes, depending on setup, wider bars help steer, wider tires help handle the load. A trailer is for over 100lbs and will cost 2-3x of a front rack maybe more. An empty front rack doesn't effect handling that badly and a trailer adds so much inconvenience to what should be the most convenient tra/n/sportation option. What effects front racks the most is significant aero drag from a big bag, foldable one is nice but a rigid has advantages, just get stronger lol"}
+{"text":"How do you think that bag compares to something like This ? (keep in mind, it's a couple layers, and some THICK reinforced canvas, and you could throw an extra heavy duty outdoor xxL garbage bag in as well to add another layer.)"}
+{"text":"I really like packing weight on my back but I've heard most hate it because of back sweat, which is a legit problem for me too, even in winter, but it doesn't bother me too much, I ride long enough each day I can find 15 minutes to air out my back and shoes. The problem with that pack (as well as the one shown in OP) is the low quality shoulder straps and no back support, bad straps will make even 20lbs feel painful and a back support is really helpful for hauling over 50lbs"}
+{"text":"Confess your sins, /n/."}
+{"text":"Transportaically speaking, as a teenager i didn't care about my own life. I would ride my bike without paying attention. A couple times i almost got run over by a car because of this."}
+{"text":"build a Girandoni-style rifle do it"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"I buy watches instead of bikes nowadays."}
+{"text":"I gave away a bike."}
+{"text":"Post your shitbikesssss"}
+{"text":"New project shit bike for next year. On the trainer this winter. Can anyone figure out the year?"}
+{"text":"based UAE-based virtual cycling platform enjoyer"}
+{"text":"Free is best for beginner. My trainer is only good for 6% and 600 watts. I can barely manage that for more than 5 seconds."}
+{"text":"i also am a UAE-based virtual cycling platform enjoyer, started two weeks ago"}
+{"text":"This is the faggiest post I have read since 2013"}
+{"text":"A few years ago people starting referring to certain China wheelsets as not just \"the best Chinese wheels\" or \"the best budget wheels\" but simply \"the best wheels\". This year, Winspace released the T1600, a CDM (Chinese Domestic Market) product that costs more than a Madone or a Tarmac. It's UCI approved right out of the box (though you may need to tape some lead weights to it to get it to pass the weight restrictions). Western buyers need not apply, though they no doubt will try. Western brands were folding right and left before the iron curtain 2.0 was raised, now the \"tiro de gracia\" has been fired and big companies like Trek are going to go bankrupt because their supply chains have been cut off by Import Substitution Industrialization, a popular third world development tactic pioneered by visionaries like Pinochet and Galtieri. Is this the end of the western bike era? Will tomorrow's dentists settle for nothing less than Chinese bikes on 100% Chinese groupsets?"}
+{"text":"It's frustrating because I prefer the look of rim jobs but a decent set of rim brake alloy wheels is like $1000, I can get a better set of carbon wheels for less"}
+{"text":"DT Swiss finally came out with carbon spokes, for like $4000 lol. And they're heavier than the China rims."}
+{"text":"gaspipe surly with QR dropouts and cable disc brakes, that's a nice bike though it the tubing is swaged tubing without a seam, so not \"gaspipe\" at least"}
+{"text":"why can't I get a fucking pardus here in Canada"}
+{"text":"What about the some road grime shreds my breaking surface Or i can’t stop as good as my aluminum rims The mental gymnastics rim brakers go through"}
+{"text":"After years of frustration, Toronto’s major LRT projects — the Eglinton Crosstown and Finch West lines — are finally taking shape. The infrastructure is largely in place, testing is active, and the city is on the verge of a real step forward in how people move across it. The Crosstown will finally link east and west through midtown, while Finch West is basically a super streetcar in a poor area of the city. Is light rail still a legitimate form of transit, or were Doug and Rob correct with their subways subways subways mantra?"}
+{"text":"It's true, the White people there are less self-hating and more protective of their heritage."}
+{"text":"more protective of their heritage. Most all the things that we associate with Canadian culture are from Quebec, including (but not limited to): Maple Syrup, Hockey, Poutine, Tuques, Bilingualism (duh), Skidoos, Fucking natives and/or fucking them over and learning them some Christianity, and William Shatner"}
+{"text":"Yeah, because Anglos have been brainwashed into rejecting their heritage and merely consoooming for generations. The only people I see flying their actual flag in this country are Acadians. Everyone else just flies the Canadian flag as if it represents anything other than compliance."}
+{"text":"suburban subways everywhere are fucking retarded, hell no jane and finch doesn't need one lmao"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Juarez city... now look at pic related Cargo train runs right through this buys intersection en el centro. So if you need to get somewhere sometimes there's a massive cargo train in your way preventing you and making you LATE. How do you fix that. Not only that it's dangerous. There are no \"Train crossing beware\" it's just hopefully uou don't get hit by the train"}
+{"text":"a big fuckin trumpet interchange. demolish all housing and commerce within a mile to make it fit"}
+{"text":"what am I looking at here, why is there a giant wall of dirt?"}
+{"text":"it's to catch stray south korean 737s, should they choose to overrun any nearby runways"}
+{"text":"And that helps pedestrians how?"}
+{"text":"Postan my old folder of /n/ images since I found it on a usb drive in a drawer. These are circa 2009 I think."}
+{"text":"What do you think it feels like to ride?"}
+{"text":"Good to see you, dude."}
+{"text":"2008 wowzers, I went on 4chan for the first time that year."}
+{"text":"Total shit like all early DH bikes."}
+{"text":"I saw you today, kek. Won't name the road but the initials are F H. Near C H Place."}
+{"text":"These faggots should be strictly restricted to class F airspace, with well defined dimension and NEVER EVER LEFT OUT, sick and tired of avoiding them. Yesterday while flying a personal Cessna 310 from a buddy of mine and 3 weeks ago on the Dash 8 with the small airliner I fly for. 23 year old co pilot"}
+{"text":"It's always been like this"}
+{"text":"I HATE THINGS THAT DOESN'T IMPACT MY DAILY LIFE Ok schizo"}
+{"text":"peshay studio set 1996 vibes"}
+{"text":"God man I cannot wait until I can afford one of these. As someone who spends all of their time on /b/ and knows nothing about transportation (bikes, cars, etc) this is my dream vehicle. I dont care if its more dangerous than a car."}
+{"text":"How is this guy alive? First one or two videos I watched, I thought he was just going for (You)s but they just get worse and worse. The only way this makes sense is if he has terminal cancer and he wants to die riding a bike and not in a hospital bed."}
+{"text":"You can die just falling over in your clips, it's not common but it can happen"}
+{"text":"Highly competent rider. Crazy, but competent, talented even."}
+{"text":"outside of a peloton or getting hit by a car, there's not much risk of life-threatening injury at those speeds. the only mechanical failure that can kill you on a short, slow descent like that is a chainsuck. keep your drivetrain moderately well adjusted and it's about as likely as getting hit by lightning."}
+{"text":"that is a very large cemetery"}
+{"text":"I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened"}
+{"text":"What's next in bicycle tech?"}
+{"text":"average commuter these days is dropping $7k on a tricked out e-cargo \"bike\" anyway so using a ridged plastic belt to crank a 3-speed hub is fine, no one will sweat harder, they'll just need to recharge more often it's time we just accepted that pedaling your own bike is going to be for tryhard fred homosexuals who prance around in a spandex g-string on their fragile s-works bikes that don't even make you go faster, kind of like how cars that you can shift yourself that don't have mandatory telemetry sending real-time penile plethysmography data to palantir are now seen as a horrendously quaint antique for eccentric loners"}
+{"text":"What's next in bicycle tech? KERS"}
+{"text":"Honestly I don't see why they don't just put the whole cassette in the front and the \"derailleur\" is just a spring-loaded arm that only moves on one axis. 99% of crappy off-the-rack bikes never have all their gears used anyway. Literally just make every bike a 3 to 5 speed and call it a day. ESPECIALLY if they're electric or pedal-assisted. Though speaking of, I saw a thing on hackaday of someone using \"electric transmission\" -- the pedals crank a dynamo, and the wheel has a motor. You crank the dynamo, the motor on the other side moves. Only a very small battery more as an extra big smoothing capacitor than anything. It's probably horrendously inefficient, but now you don't have to deal with a derailleur, I guess."}
+{"text":"This doesn't seem dangerous at all."}
+{"text":"Tweels, or solid tires will finally be practical with deep travel or active suspension. Reverse trike front fork kits with baskets and low slung batteries effectively making them bakfeits. Canopies.....somehow. maybe just for the bakfiets with a Kermit Muppet caper puppet on the pedals like some mock rickshaw. KERS or standard braking recovery. Super fast charging. Essentially every innovation or cars but goes 10 times further cause of leanness of bikes. Nerds wank on about Tesla plaid, but dont think about dragging 3 empty seats....best we get it old 911 conversions for half the weight, but where is the electric cabin motorcycle that is a 1/4 of the weight, therefore fixing the charge time, and making toxic mining of rare earth's 4 times more efficient. Or micro turbo diesel front wheel kits instead of a castrated motorcycle (moped). And of course the inexcusable off the shelf upgrade that never comes: all stainless bearings and chain for zero maintenance. Cost preventative and planned obsolescence in a tens of thousand dollar car, real world beater in a bike that never breaks."}
+{"text":"They're the definition of cattle class. They're slow, expensive, and you're sleeping in a tiny room with total strangers. Any sleeper route can be better served by a low-cost airline, and cheaper to boot. Sleeper trains made sense in the 19th century when they were the only option, but they make absolutely no sense today."}
+{"text":"I just don't understand what is so much better about a train terminal, atleast an airport has amenities, The average train station if your not in literally a megopolis (new york, phili, boston) is a shite building with benches from 60 years ago in a town that requires a car to get around so you have to take a cab to the airport to rent a car."}
+{"text":"Yes all the codemonkeys do, if you have any sort of intelligence you get scouted for like a 10 year 100 million pay package at FAANG."}
+{"text":"That is repulsive. AMTRAK? Wtf? Once was driving, I got food poisoning and had to stop and shit repetedly from detroit to chicago. That would have been handy."}
+{"text":"add another 0"}
+{"text":"GOOD FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE FUCK. If this isn't in India(because it would be a squat toilet with hardly any borderings and be more open for everyone to see/smell/worship/bathe) This is beyond fucking repulsive, this is how you give everyone ass parasites, gastro&other bacterial flus,hepatitis,tuberculosis&fucking dozens of other illnesses. That will spread like AIDS at a pride event across the train in the span of 48 hours. SRSLY what the fuck is the story &or context to this. OH but its a small cuck cabin there is a door its perfectly fine and the lid is a perfectly ok table. This is literally worse than fucking prison in the shu under 24hr lockdown. That shit is 4-8X the size than this. Why add a private shitter in a tiny ass 6 foot cuck cabin just why. What company would think this is ok. J U S T imagine youre on this train and you see two people in their tiny cuck cabin, they walk out. You bust in and take the most awful of shits making sure to stuff the shitter first so it cant flush. Leave quick as fuck and wait nearby devilishly for your reward. Only for staff to tell them SIR YOU CLEARLY DID THIS TO GET A FREE UPGRADE WE'RE REPORTING YOU TO HQ. THIS IS ABUSIVE TOWARDS STAFF IF YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AGAIN WE WILL STOP THE TRAIN AND CALL FOR RAIL TRANSIT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES TO REMOVE CHARGE AND ARREST YOU"}
+{"text":"Why do Americans tolerate this?"}
+{"text":"ICE will basically hire anyone physically capable of driving a motor vehicle and squeezing the trigger of their service weapon"}
+{"text":"\"felon\" in the US could mean you had too many unpaid parking tickets THOUGH"}
+{"text":"Anyone of these people could be a terrorist"}
+{"text":"sex with creatures is still legal in most of america so they will tolerate anything"}
+{"text":"Idiot cowards. Everyone, everywhere always."}
+{"text":"Keep in mind this is for bikes meant to be loaded up. I guess a marketing exec at some point decided kickstands are for poors so no expensive bike can have them now, just like MTBs got stuck with Presta valves. They will literally drill 15+ holes just in case your bike bags use bottle bosses instead of straps, but outright refuse drilling 2 for a kickstand"}
+{"text":"If I see a rack like this, I park backwards between the slots and use a kickstand to hold the bike upright. Now ponder for a moment a situation where you don't have a kickstand."}
+{"text":"I park backwards between the slots why"}
+{"text":"No point locking the front wheel, that isn’t what they want to steal anyway."}
+{"text":"that's why you get a cable or long chain and lock the front wheel and the frame. that isn’t what they want to steal anyway. crackheads and hobos will steal fucking anything, they steal bike seats if they're on quick releases"}
+{"text":"cable lock Yeah I don’t think we’re having the same conversation but have a great day anon"}
+{"text":"If steel is so great, why do the companies that make the best steel tubing in the world use carbon for their forks? If steel is so great, why do the finest steel bikes in the world use carbon forks? It seems to me that steel has an aesthetic value that cannot be substituted by anything else, but as a material for building bikes, its value decreases the more that is demanded of a component."}
+{"text":"The tubes are thicker."}
+{"text":"No, the stiffness of a normal alu frame comes from the greater diameter of the tubing. You can achieve the same diameter with steel but it’s very heavy unless you make it so thin that it isn’t durable enough even for single use. It’s a function of a design (that happens to play to the material’s strengths) not a function of the properties of the material. These concepts are genuinely beyond most people so even if it took you until this post to understand you’re still ahead of the average"}
+{"text":"no it's actually because the tubes are thicker Yeah okay."}
+{"text":"An increase in outer diameter or an increase in wall thickness will BOTH increase the stiffness, but increasing the outer diameter adds about 2.5x the stiffness as adding the same amount of mass to make the wall thick instead. You can run into buckling issues if you go too crazy with the outer diameter/thin walls though."}
+{"text":"steel is stiffer tard got BTFO"}
+{"text":"I am a railway fan from Moscow. In my free time, I make videos of trains, subways, and transportation. Ask questions about my activities, and the transport of my country, stereotypes, in general, everything that is interesting, I will try to answer."}
+{"text":"I am watching a cozy 7 hour video of russian trains"}
+{"text":"NTA. Yes, those are not going away."}
+{"text":"why are you russian"}
+{"text":"I've heard about russkie anarchists/antifascists sabotaging a bunch of railway infrastructure to hinder the war effort against ukraine. how much of a thing really is this? are people aware of it and does it cause real problems?"}
+{"text":"First post. I think OP is below 7 or above 70. But here's a bump hoping for world peace, and you guys getting back into my video games."}
+{"text":"turkish C-130 crashes in azerbaijan"}
+{"text":"name one military cargo plane that isn't 50+ years old There is but one."}
+{"text":"A400?"}
+{"text":"There are but two."}
+{"text":"Kawasaki C-2?"}
+{"text":"There are but three."}
+{"text":"yeWax or Oil? What do YOU like better? I don't wanna listen to the youtube silca shills"}
+{"text":"wax all the way oil always grinds against the chain whenever you go out, it gets mixed with dust and other elements and destroys the chain in no time wax on another hand will always stay clean, I leave for ~300 km before re-waxing oil was a painful experience and had to change the chain frequently or keep cleaning it every now and then (only to end up buying a new one)"}
+{"text":"I used to use PTFE but I'm looking for an alternative because of the health and enviornmental hazards. I'm leaning towards parafin. Also include your riding conditions, you fucks. I'm in dry desert. Wet vs Dry condiditons."}
+{"text":"PTFE and parafin are not the same one is a base, the other an addetive"}
+{"text":"por que no los dos?"}
+{"text":"drip wax is fool proof (except for initially stripping the chain to bare metal). and it prolongs chain life by a large margin vs oil/dry lube."}
+{"text":"If all children's (geared and break-pad) bikes were banned and everyone rode fixies (adult bikes), then we wouldn't need any of the polarising debate over 'bike infrastructure'. We wouldn't need to slow down traffic through cities or dig up roads and pavements, everyone would be a lot safer and bikes could flow freely among cars. Is it finally time for governments around the world to ban geared bikes (at least for people above the age of say, 10) and give up on the idea of seperate bike and car infrastructure, letting all modes of transport to flow freely among eachother?"}
+{"text":"I used to be gas/o/holic in the 00s with a manual FC and S13 back in the day, I now ride fixies and yes it's the manual of the bicycle world. The motorcycle equivalent is carbureted and no abs/tcs. \"its better cuz u have to pay more attention\" the real answer is more road feel for better man-machine connection"}
+{"text":"it's less parts/cables you need to buy how fucking poor are you"}
+{"text":"i hope he died"}
+{"text":"Saint John Forester says you need 7+ speeds, so you need 7+ speeds. Fixies are toys for hipsters and brokies."}
+{"text":"It's a totally effective brake It's a shitty coaster break. Fixed gear cx is a thing. Pretty much."}
+{"text":"I'm visiting India rn and the difference between the level of air travel conduct in North and South cannot be overstated. On my flight from Canada it was all Punjabis and it was fucking chaos. They didn't care if you had your belt buckled, kids wandering everywhere, no sense of personal space, people playing music from their phone. But I had to get a connecting flight down south and it was completely different. Well-dressed, polite people, minding their own business, actually apologising in decent English if they need to get into the aisle or step on your shoe or something. The whole Gangetic plain gives this subcontinent such a bad rap"}
+{"text":"Now compare the experience of working with north Indians vs. south Indians. I'm from Brampton and I've worked with a lot of difficult people from different backgrounds, from Guyanese to Jamaicans to rednecks from rural Ontario and crackheads from Kennedy and Queen, but average Punjabis make the absolute worst colleagues, bar none"}
+{"text":"Fees get paid, no one questions."}
+{"text":"aye fair enough. but even parking lots will boot your car if you just leave it there for weeks on end even if you pay daily"}
+{"text":"Going for the banana gets us all hosed, and we don't even need to get hosed anymore because we stop the impetus in its tracks Heh, stupid monkeys."}
+{"text":"should i go with a flight on a 737-700 or an erj-135/erj-140/erj-145"}
+{"text":"Never going to fly on this. Fml."}
+{"text":"Post flight number"}
+{"text":"0.....0"}
+{"text":"I have flown on both the BAe version of that and the Avro version. Have also flown on an IL-62 and L1011. Flew on a Pan Am 747 SP too. Am I cool yet /n/?"}
+{"text":"That's a 732..."}
+{"text":"Would anyone ever want to buy these books? It's a bunch of shit from wild swan. They cover how to paint a model locomotive, how to assemble locomotive kits, and scratchbuilding locomotives. Its all british steam locomotives mind you. It's a mix of currently in print and long out of print books. I don't want them anymore."}
+{"text":"i mean you haven't even identified the books in question i suggest going to second-hand book websites and seeing what the books in question have sold for"}
+{"text":"I'm also angry, but for me it's stereotypes of dwarves in fantasy. Elves can live in space or grow butterfly wings or whatever and no-one blinks an eye but as soon as you say \"Dwarf\" it's a drunk autist who lives in a cave."}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up you retard. You know exactly what I fucking have. I don't need to spell it out for your dumbass."}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"Old thread from 2023 finally hit bump limit New thread. \"Cycling infrastructure\" is harm reduction. But not in the way you probably think. The anti-bike crowd considers riding a bicycle on public roads as an offense against the interests of motorists. An so, they wish to create infrastructure to reduce cycling (harm). Yes! Those who advocate for \"separate but equal\" are (whether they admit it or not) working against the interests of bicycle users: -The American Automobile Association strongly supports bike lanes -Countries that place responsibility on car drivers have 70-90% fewer fatalities per billion km traveled by bike. This is of course beyond the pale, drivers must always have total immunity. But hey, look, green paint! We solved safety! -The true purpose of bike lanes is to neutralize the opposition by corrupting the discourse. Don't support bike lanes? Then you must not care about safety! -Bike lanes have a curious pattern of appearing where they are superfluous, and vanishing as you approach potential traffic conflict zones. This way, when you get run over by a dump truck making a turn, it's your fault! You shoulda been in the bike lane that wasn't there! In conclusion: bike lane activists hate cyclists and want to eradicate cycling as a form of transportation."}
+{"text":"get yelled at by a karen once a month or get plastered by a truck 500 times your weight if you can't decide which one between those to choose you deserve what you get, simple as"}
+{"text":"If you think a gun will help you with your road rage you're in for even greater distress and disappointment."}
+{"text":"There's a huge difference between carrying and brandishing you clickbait addicted faggot."}
+{"text":"this is why you dont just brandish it, you open fire"}
+{"text":"I'm having a difficult time deciding on what I'd enjoy most for a weekend/overnight fishing trip boat. I've kind of broken down my wants but its still kind of difficult reliable enough to run trouble free for 6 month stretches 500 naut. Mile range purchase price below $20k space for a full week aboard with 4 people total if needed So far my 2 top choices have been a bristol with a skeg rudder and fin keel, or a small bertram flybridge like a 28 or something close. Anyone have experience with either sailboats or offshore fishing? I've only been out a few times on a center console which was great to fish off but pretty much only had some bench seats to sit on and had next to no cover from sun."}
+{"text":"A good amount of smaller boats can be had below $20k. If you're plugged in with other boat owners, you can come across people who have more than enough money but no time or space and just want to get rid of their boat, and in those cases you can find really good deals, especially for sailboats. Free sailboats are never great, but you can find people getting rid of $30k sailboats for $5k just cause they don't have the drive to list it anywhere or deal with people and just want it to go to someone responsible. Boats are always gonna cost money, but with enough diy know-how, you can have a decent, reliable boat for the same as an older sports car."}
+{"text":"a three hour tour.. a three hour tour... so comfy"}
+{"text":"Buying them's the cheap part. I'm tired of this myth. I bought a $15k sailboat (30 ft) two years ago and outside of moorage fees I've spent like $400 on maintenance and repairs, and that includes buying a polishing machine and servicing the sails. If you buy a good boat and take care of it, I really don't see how it can cost these huge figures people are talking about."}
+{"text":"I wan't to go, pick me! I can pull pots really fast I can keep the bung from getting smoked in a mutiny I can safely operate any vehicle except helicopter"}
+{"text":"it's mostly shit like marina fees, how expensive \"marine grade\" consumables are, and first time buyers being like i bought a boat! yayy it was only like 5 grand, that's less than a car!! FUCK i dont have a trailer and need to buy that FUCK it wont fit in my garage i need something built for it FUCK i need all kinds of weird cables for shore power FUCK i need to buy radios and epirbs and all kinds of safety shit FUCK i need xyz because I'm an idiot and didn't do my research same shit happens to people buying their first car. they get a 300$ used corolla and then wonder why they pay 5400/mo in insurance and spend 300$ per week just on engine oil"}
+{"text":"bulldoze land stolen from natives build railroad on stolen land use trains to take natives to residential schools ffw modern day run bomb trains hauling millions of gallons of oil through native reserves dw bro we care, see i painted it orange for u"}
+{"text":"Love that pic. A calm soldier standing his ground against an italian organized crime cigarette smuggler masquerading as an aboriginal. And as a bonus: cowardly hides his face. C-liners are my favourite diesel locomotive."}
+{"text":"Do they need more space and money to get drunk on/with?"}
+{"text":"open illegal casinos, sell drugs, firearms, cigarettes, alcool, etc to everyone including minors. Thats actually based though and reminds me Im due to drive up to the Rez to top up on Backwoods and Tomahawks"}
+{"text":"Canadians are truly the most powerful zoophiles on earth."}
+{"text":"alcool frenchie spotted"}
+{"text":"I think the states whose population don't care about public transit (Dallas, Houston, etc) should get stripped of their federal transit funding and be rerouted to fund the existing transit/infrastructure in Chicago, New York, Boston, Philly or DC."}
+{"text":"How can anyone vote for a thing that hasn't been a practical reality in 50+ years? Also my unit (like most owned by individuals and not multifamily developers) isn't subject to any rent stabilization laws, not that I object to those laws, since large landlords are cancer"}
+{"text":"What new rail in Texas? The DART line no one will ride? The Chicago Red Line extension will probably generate more ridership than the entirety of public transit in Texas"}
+{"text":"It's a civil preparedness issue only. There is nothing in the constitution about a right to cheap oil. There is no bigger commie in the history of the world than the happy motorist."}
+{"text":"There is no bigger commie in the history of the world than the happy motorist. The irony of a communist urganigger accusing everyone else of being like him isn't lost on me."}
+{"text":"wears a rolex daytona while driving, just like paul newman Fine wears a rain coat when it's raining, just like gene kelly Fine wears gym shorts at the gym, just like wilt chamberlain Fine wears aviators just because, just like val kilmer in top gun Fine wears tacticool ballistic nylon cargo pants when working, just like steven seagal in under siege Fine wears cycling shorts when cycling Whoa wait WHAT NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU TRYHARD WHAT IF SOMEONE THINKS YOU'RE LANCE ARMSTRONG AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT A PROFESSIONAL RACING CYCLIST THEN THE UNIVERSE WOULD EXPLODE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"}
+{"text":"quality post to bump this thread with you twat"}
+{"text":"also anyone who buys bill gates reasonable richman act is stupider the those who believe warren buffets charade."}
+{"text":"you mean the people who are like \"actually warren buffet eats mcdonalds so the reason you're not rich is you don't eat low quality garbage\"?"}
+{"text":"No I mean the people who believe his I still live in the same house and overall lower lifestyle projection mcdonalds breakfast included. Yes he still lives in the \"same home\" that he had expanded to over 6 thousand sq ft."}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"How do you react when you see a landwhale approaching your seat?"}
+{"text":"I assume everyone is always saying mean things to their friends about me. It only matters if they say them to me directly. I promise I am mentally well."}
+{"text":"That a completely unself aware whinge about not designing the world around a hyper minority is imminent."}
+{"text":"As a society we're doing a piss poor job of finding a reasonable middle ground between gratuitously mocking and humiliating fat people, and giving them candid feedback on the negative impact that they have on other people (and themselves) for not taking care of their disease. It doesn't help anyone to be a dick to them and make them all defensive and non-compliant, but all the people promoting this healthy at any size bullshit need to be charged with some kind of crime, and if none exists a new law should be passed making it one."}
+{"text":"If they're not losing weight from stress and aren't ashamed to show up at the convenience store then we aren't mocking and humiliating them enough."}
+{"text":"Stress makes them just landwhale harder, the reason ozempic works is it completely rewires their internal reward system. You can't berate a fattie into becoming less of a fattie, they're fat because being fat is how they cope for everything"}
+{"text":"be American minding your own business in your car randomly get crushed under a flying deathtrap Something needs to be done about this"}
+{"text":"Just a bit further and that prop would have gone right into the driver."}
+{"text":"I'd be okay with it happening a lot more often tbqh two birds for one stone kind of thing"}
+{"text":"were the engines stalled? how do you NOT hear a plane"}
+{"text":"It’s on the pilots to avoid the traffic on the road. It’s not a runway. There is no way the car could have seen the airplane to avoid it."}
+{"text":"Little planes are pretty tuff desu I don't know why but in my mind I imagine it just folding up into a ball on impact"}
+{"text":"What is the intent behind statements like \"I'm not a cyclist, I'm just a person who gets around by bike\"? At a surface level it is obviously meant to (proverbially) throw other cyclists under the bus, but to what end? Would it somehow appease the anti-bike people if the person \"blocking traffic\" didn't agree to be referred to by the word \"cyclist\"?"}
+{"text":"the usa has no sweet crude oil left, wars are being started around the world so you can have cheap gas. Isnt it weird how biden dipped into the reserves when Saudi jacked up opec prices, then oct 7th happened, and then suddenly prices went back down again? Weird huh? Yah sure, I'm insane. Im cuh-razy, cookoo."}
+{"text":"No you see the reason we have to invade venezuela is that they sent us over 500 grams of cocaine in the last year alone"}
+{"text":"To evade being labeled a yuppie, market polluting tourist, stealing yet another \"should be practical only\" thing from real people."}
+{"text":"they sent us over 500 grams of cocaine in the last year alone That’s nothing. Nick Rekieta, his whore wife, and his whore side piece went through 500 g of coke together."}
+{"text":"Yeah, he got railed."}
+{"text":"How in the fuck are they pulling this shit off? These commies are making us look like clowns! What is the reason for this?!"}
+{"text":"They hated him because he told the truth"}
+{"text":"nice digits"}
+{"text":"what conclusive proof do you have that only 100 people died. You are basing this off accident statistics in the being moderately reliable for the last 80 years."}
+{"text":"Are you implying there isn't an active organ harvesting operation in china?"}
+{"text":"americans do mass transit (among other things) badly on purpose to \"prove\" that these things MUST be in the hands of private industry alone so that number go up"}
+{"text":"You can tell this guy is smart because he's explaining it in a tone of voice like he's telling a toddler he needs to pull his pants down before peeing and I'm just not following at all the first thing to understand is it's power preserving because the product of voltage and current is a power and anything that's passive in the electrical domain is... oh but there's 2 analogies and the first one that's about 2 and across variables and series connections and topologically identical and ground is a datum voltage and..."}
+{"text":"Lol just lol You best thing you could do is sell that single speed shit and get something with gears, and 32-40mm wire tires unless you only ride on glass smooth velodromes, in that case, keep your 23mm ice skate tires. Pros are setting records on 28mm tires now, the world has changed, more rubber is sometimes better. I think XC MTB uses 2.3\" now, 2.5-2.8 trail."}
+{"text":"sir this is a thread about tuned mass dampers"}
+{"text":"Damper. Unless you're talking about making it wet."}
+{"text":"have these been used on road bikes yet? yes, you literally posted a picture of such. but it's snake oil, your bike doesnt vibrate at a high enough frequency for such a small weight to matter and in general vibration is mostly caused by external factors like road surface or you being too stupid to maintain your bike properly f1 tracks are also flatter than your sister thoughbeit and f1 drivers complain incessantly about road circuits where the asphalt isn't better surfaced than airport tarmac this but for my shitty ebike. the 90kg of batteries make me go like 30kmh on the gentlest downhills without doing anything. compound bows rule, i own one and it owns in general"}
+{"text":"I NEED electronic shifting! It's SOOOO much better and faster and smoother than cable shifters! Shimano please take my one thousand american dollars to make my shifting divine forever! * (*- until next iteration of Di2 releases)"}
+{"text":"I'm AuDHD and bipolar and once in a manic state I stayed up for like 9 days and invented a 200g retrofit for any derailleur bike that gives it automatic shifting and automated manual. True story. Still have the technical design document lol"}
+{"text":"License it to a company who can actually market and produce it so you get residuals, given your mental state I would also have an intellectual property lawyer present to help guide you and prevent companies from fucking you over"}
+{"text":"isn't that just normal shifting? just gently pedal when you shift instead of putting power into it"}
+{"text":"that actually sounds interesting, how exactly does that work? with like a flywheel adjusting to wheel rotations like the auto shift or something?"}
+{"text":"No. It intercepts the shifting cable and ads logic. I invented a clever mechanical trick too where it reverts to regular shifting upon power down without adding drag."}
+{"text":"My city is cutting bus routes starting in 2026, so tell me me/n/, do you ride bus routes for fun?"}
+{"text":"funny how our grandparents afforded to build the bus but we cant afford to let niggers maintain it"}
+{"text":"We call that progress"}
+{"text":"i love a good ramble, nice post anon"}
+{"text":"I'm poor and don't have air conditioning, so I ride the bus and shitpost in the cool air"}
+{"text":"My 3 year old loves bus days out, we get the bus to the local beach a lot, and the bigger town nearby for soft play and bowling. Sometimes just get the wee town bus rather than walking for 30mins Kinda prefer trains for that stuff, can get into the nearby city for the big museums etc, bus takes ages to get there though, train only takes 20mins"}
+{"text":"Is riding on top end groupsets if you're not a top end cyclist stolen valor? Or is this sour grapes? What groupset would you ride if you could get any groupset you wanted for free, but when/if you sold the bike you would have to price it as whatever groupset you ride now. That is, if your financial circumstances were no different and you were subject to the same \"rules\" as you currently as in terms of other people judging (because we all know unlimited wealth begets shamelessness), what do you choose?"}
+{"text":"i do this but even worse: i posted on Secret Area of VIP Quality maybe three times total but call myself a VIPPER and make references to Daddy Cool"}
+{"text":"wisdom. if people shopped for bikes the way they shopped for cars, everyone would know that this is what you need, like a Toyota Camry or something. instead, the whole bike industry is structured around selling people the equivalent of supercars or monster trucks and normies just assume they need this shit because they want something \"good\""}
+{"text":"mt200 NOOOOOO IF THE PARTS YOU HAVE ARENT THESE SPECIFIC MODELS YOU'RE DOING IT LE WRONG AIEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"what is the strawman you are attempting to lampoon here?"}
+{"text":"People need to stop acting like 20 year old record is a flex"}
+{"text":"hongcouver getting some china ferries …elbows up?"}
+{"text":"true but remember that the irvings will either kick back the money or have a politician driveby'd as appropriate if they dont do it that way whilst BC only has namby pamby film studios and techbro startups who do not enjoy such power"}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"are they auxillary invasion ferries?"}
+{"text":"if it causes BC to become /n/ I see no problem with this t. not from canada but I know how much they hate transportation in saskatoon"}
+{"text":"please don't talk about canada if you don't live here then. We are a failed state and your attitude about our politics indicates to me that you have no second clue on how bad things can and will get where your from aswell."}
+{"text":"GPS used to be fancy, and is now affordable Carbon frames used to be fancy, and are now affordable Carbon aero wheels used to be fancy, and are now affordable Hydraulic brakes used to be fancy, and are now affordable Wireless shifting used to be fancy, and is now affordable Good tires used to not even exist, and are now available albeit a little expensive Lighting used to be heavy and annoying, now it clips to anything and you can light up the road with something the size of your thumb Wide range cassettes used to be unimaginable, now some lazy people are even going 1x because they got filtered by 2x It seems like it's all been done. Seriously, what's left. What else is there to improve? We even got bonuses like thru-axle, 3d printed saddles, internal routed everything, and aero frames/cockpits, which let's be honest, you weren't really expecting were you? Can the cycling industry outdo itself or is it now a plateau of stagnation?"}
+{"text":"What about a small creature that gets zapped with increasingly high voltage shocks depending on the watts, how loud it's screaming tells you how many watts. An analog solution from a more civilized time"}
+{"text":"Alloy rims/bars and other parts. Big improvements in weight just through that. Then the bearings got smoother. Cotterless cranks on square taper instead of cotter pins. 4 speed to 6 speed with higher PSI tubulars. Lots of improvements became common in that era."}
+{"text":"The bike is a solved invention, so probably something that adresses the dangers attached to the act of cycling as i don't see the world getting on the level of Amsterdam anytime soon. a directional airbag that deploys in the direction of an oncoming vehicle and the side you're falling on in case of collision. cheaper, more comfortable and more stylish protective gear and clothes an airbag helmet"}
+{"text":"There's an airbag helmet already. Nobody bought it because it turns out the accelerometer can't differentiate between \"about to die\" and \"just fucking around lol\" Also if anyone turns my city into Amsterdam I'm going postal, FUCK that shit, a bicycle for normals weighs between 15 and 20 pounds and has a derailleur, I like to ride a bike not sit on my 50 pound 3-speed barge in bicycle traffic jams"}
+{"text":"will he be boiled soon, Alhamdulillah?"}
+{"text":"this is a bus tho its so they dont have to climb stairs"}
+{"text":"So it's a stupid jetway that crashes into the terminal?"}
+{"text":"IIRC mobile lounges were made before articulated jetways became a thing, back when you still had to board using air stairs. And even after it makes sense at an airport with limited gate spaces- having planes out on the tarmac you shuttle passengers to means less planes crowding the terminal"}
+{"text":"Dulles has a fleet of 19 mobile lounges, which transport passengers between the terminal and Concourses A and D. surely they could just extend the existing train to D..."}
+{"text":"The Melbourne Metro Tunnel just opened. What are some other ongoing transit projects that you are excited about?"}
+{"text":"Define \"western builders\". Not going to let you pilpul me"}
+{"text":"Forgot to reply. I think the cost overruns the MBTA had will haunt the CRRC's attempts to expand into the US. I think that Congress or at least the White House has pretty much banned China from being a rolling stock manufacturer in the US. However I also don't discount the power of corruption and outright ineptitude of transit agencies either. While agency incompetence and soft corruption are definitely an issue in American transit agencies, I personally would place the majority of the blame with the state legislatures. Those fucking inbred dumbasses are allergic to spending a dollar this year to save ten dollars next year. Just look at the recent SEPTA crisis or all the shenanigans around the NYC MTA. I do have hope for the new Illinois NITA that starts operation in June."}
+{"text":"Fuck you guys"}
+{"text":"I hate people on this site that think r*ddit is a good source of information and that there's nothing wrong with using it"}
+{"text":"the build quality isn't really good at all, lots of panal gaps than a good'ol xtrap1 Despite branded as modern, CRRC still decided to cheap out the in train speaker and display as crap as possible(stage 3 refurbished comeng has a WAY better PIDS speaker and UI though it sometimes being glitchy) while having a worse ride quality than a 20YO Siemens train and motor carriage comeng Maybe the good thing is the seat layout is more capable as a modern commuter train than a subpar suburban train, with a lot of standing space by ditching lot of crossbench layout?"}
+{"text":"hey /n/ this is my cat rupert i was thinking about taking him on the bus to see the sights of the city but i couldnt find any rules on it, do you know if can cats go on buses i have a cat carrier but would he be allowed out to see out the window?"}
+{"text":"i remember seeing rupert shopped in with a bunch of tits on either /s/, /aco/, or /d/"}
+{"text":"There's a Rupert the cat thread in /k/."}
+{"text":"Wait a minute, I thought it was Ru/p/ert the photo cat"}
+{"text":"Rupert you cute little motherfucker!"}
+{"text":"cats actually enjoy their fulfilled lives where I live Holy shit, they are airline pilots?!?"}
+{"text":"Is there still a fixie subculture anywhere out there, or am I showing my age? Im still enamored with the whole “fixie punk” aesthetic. Considering jumping back on social media is there are still people doing this. But I realize its a niche subculture from the early 2000’s thats been made fun of since day 1."}
+{"text":"what if i hit you with a Kel-Tek abomanacion"}
+{"text":"passover shithole It's a flyover shithole, Mr. 145 iq, jesus fuck how about I pour a Mazel Tov cocktail down the front of your pants"}
+{"text":"awww the poor little doe-eyed bengalaru ESL doesn't know how to have a little fun with words without getting rhythmically spanked by the 10 lakh crore per hour engrish tutor hired by her father"}
+{"text":"Yom Kippur!?! She's in your lap, how about you Yom Kippur!"}
+{"text":"kippur? I hardly knew her!"}
+{"text":"Ocean liner fans rejoice! The Queen Mary reopened for hotel guests in May and in June, I had the privilege of spending two nights on board. I'll be uploading my album of the ship over the next few days and discussing the history of the ship that I learned while onboard."}
+{"text":"Only one propeller is left (the others were removed when the ship was decommissioned) and it's basically permanently stuck in place."}
+{"text":"just found this thread OP, i didnt look through it yet but i can see its quality gonna look at it tomorrow because it sso late already, thanks, ive been really interested in the QM"}
+{"text":"It was used to lob 1900 pound shells at a renowned wine producing region of lebanon in the 1980s"}
+{"text":"Ok GAY what's it like to be GAY Do you like taking dick up the ass GAY"}
+{"text":"fuck you, sicophant. you aren't that politician, you aren't winning."}
+{"text":"learning spanish start drinking heavily day labour at Lowes get into 4mm, 5mm, 6mm hex specs boss wants me to adjust his handlebar"}
+{"text":"Why can't my bar wrap jobs ever come out looking this good"}
+{"text":"the sugino ones are really good. the campy ones are cancer"}
+{"text":"How do you even know where to get good bolts"}
+{"text":"All good stories begin with it"}
+{"text":"You need thinner tape probs"}
+{"text":"Big tire good. Fenders bad. Simple as."}
+{"text":"Wha why not both?"}
+{"text":"you don't use thick grease or oil on your drivetrain because it'll pick up every bit of grit and grime from the road and stick, then you're running all that shit through your drivetrain causing faster wear. you can get regular 3 in 1 oil anywhere for cheap"}
+{"text":"claris works fine for me, as for fenders you have types that wrap around the fork like sks raceblades. Fenders bad notice how you didn't take that pic in the rain"}
+{"text":"new thread"}
+{"text":"just thought y'all might like it"}
+{"text":"BLUE BOARD"}
+{"text":"Thanks doc"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the daily dose."}
+{"text":"can planes fly backwards?"}
+{"text":"yes but only when upside down"}
+{"text":"If BOAT stands for \"Bust Out Another Thousand,\" what does PLANE stand for?"}
+{"text":"PLANE stands for: Pfix Lit Again NtonEy"}
+{"text":"If you can afford the asking price: Probably Lacks A New Engine"}
+{"text":"Pots Lf Arouble, Nsually Eerious"}
+{"text":"Blow it Out your Ass Tony"}
+{"text":"Personal Lucre Annihilator (Noisy Engine)"}
+{"text":"range and speed will be shit. It's a toy, not /n/"}
+{"text":"And bikes are /toy/s"}
+{"text":"What failsafe features do these things have? Parachutes would probably only be good at altitudes above 100m no? And you cant glide down like a helicopter in case of an engine failure. Are they literally deathtraps if something happens at 10-50m?"}
+{"text":"why are zoomers and techbros so OBSESSED with the quadrotor form factor? what was wrong with one big rotor and a cyclic/collective control? Are they literally deathtraps if something happens at 10-50m? yeah but so are helicopters"}
+{"text":"why are zoomers and techbros so OBSESSED with the quadrotor form factor? what was wrong with one big rotor and a cyclic/collective control? Quadcopters are more responsive and easier to control because they allow you to remove unnecessary control surfaces and replace larger single rotors with 4 smaller rotors that don't carry as much momentum. The only reason they haven't been feasible until recently is because they generally need flight computers to maintain stability yeah but so are helicopters Helicopters can autorotate on engine out though so they can still potentially land safely, I don't think quadcopters can do this though because the rotors are too small"}
+{"text":"Folding bikes seamlessly tie in with all transportation modes as they are specifically designed to be compact, stowable and therefore easily TRANSPORTABLE. Easily carried onto trains, planes, buses, trams and other automobiles. There've been many attempts to create the perfect folder, some designs have come very close and have remained in production for decades. The world of folders spans incredible genius tier feats of engineering to terrible examples of dangerously ill conceived death trap folly. Post yours here, or post examples that may be of interest for their engineering genius, aesthetic charm or worthiness of ridicule."}
+{"text":"I rode a six speed for years in very hilly terrain. You just need to know the quirks they shift great."}
+{"text":"the folding bike cannot carry as much weight as fixed frame bikes (is much weaker) therefore it is important to stay under the bike's rated weight limit (rider plus bags) for folding bikes. Fixed frame bikes, no need to pay attention to this."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to buy a \"20 inch single or double wall solid axel screw on wheel rim brake\" for the back wheel of my folding bike. It's a piece of shit bike so I don't want anything super expensive, looking to spend about £40 or less - UK. I wouldn't even recognise one if I saw them though, and I barely understand from looking at pictures. Is there one on Amazon I could get or something? Double walled would be preferable as I hear that's better, but not if the price difference is big."}
+{"text":"hate to shit on your piss parade but plenty of white collar geezers commute by brompy where I work"}
+{"text":"me and my bro took the same length 20km road and both of us ended up needing at least 1.5x the time google maps estimated it would take. (my) 20\" folding bike is slow bs"}
+{"text":"Anyone good with old bikes? I intend to buy this one (auction website) for 20 bucks. First i wonder what the brand on it is because i have no clue. Second, it has been stored for probably decades inside. The gearing feels fine, no rust there and i can feel some oil gunge there."}
+{"text":"Even just finding matching tires and tubes can be challenging on these old things. If you have the space to have it sit around while you try to come up with enough motivation to fix it up, for that little money, go for it."}
+{"text":"It'll be so much work and money to restore that thing that you may as well just get a dipshit fixie cruiser off a rack in a store. If you get that for 20$, you'll already be spending more money than it's worth on a couple cans of paint, a couple tires/tubes, and maybe a new seat and still have an absolute abomonation of a ride."}
+{"text":"No , because the frame doesn't even have brake fixing spots somewhere or other essential components."}
+{"text":"the frame doesn't even have brake fixing spots somewhere It's a coaster brake."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Elon Musk wishes he was 1/10th as GREAT as this English manlet."}
+{"text":"Yes What political bullshit caused the inferior gauge to be maintained?"}
+{"text":"Overthrowing the space transportation business alone is worth more than all other 21st century inventions."}
+{"text":"This tbqh, I can't avoid smiling at the fact that space travel was taken away from government-employed nerds with inflated egos. Them and the boomer government-embedded spaceship building companies got humiliated. I'm not really mad, NASA is cool, but I got tired of looking at that whole situation with them making no progress and keeping space travel as this mythical once-a-year ritual where the NASA wizards in their white labcoats send some overqualified supermen on a disposable multimillion dollar vehicle into space."}
+{"text":"Standard should have been 1500 mm. That would be right 0.007” less than 4’ 11 1/16.” Everyone’s equipment would have been compatible with each other regardless of which measurement system they were using. No one needs anymore than that."}
+{"text":"Probably but it's a bit early to say that."}
+{"text":"As you guys may know, theres now huge subsidies coming from the WEF or the EU to remove car traffic from city areas its a bit sad because some of these towns and cities used to have extremelly walkable main streets in the early 20th century, beautiful cobblestone pavements, etc, and it was all removed for cheap asphalt when cars became the thing. Now the pedestrian pavement is often just cheap concrete or modern materials imitating older cobblestone. You even see some retarded mayors destroying an entire 19th century park to replace it with concrete and fake grass and it just breaks my soul. How can we conserve and preserve true traditional urban planning and 19th century walkable standards?"}
+{"text":"I would like to say that the NYC Commissioners Plan of 1811 is one of the best examples of urban central planning EVER."}
+{"text":"Levittown's must largely be a flyover thing, even here in California (a state that's often branded heavily car-centric) I wouldn't describe any of the suburbs here as being Levittown's, they're too broken up by public parks and strip malls within reasonable biking distance, and this is even true for the postwar/post redcar developments"}
+{"text":"People who think California is exceptionally car-centric have never been outside California and think that the movie Grease is a documentary. No offense to you, Anon."}
+{"text":"This essentially still exists in parts of Europe, just on a slightly bigger scale around the suburban rail lines, and usually it was pre-existing villages which turned into suburbs. They're usually centered around the station with commerce and higher density development near it, then lower density residential areas a bit further away. Sometimes you can even appreciate how there was an original town center and a new center developed around the station. He says central planning but it's not really what he's describing, which is organic centrality. If you have a place where many people move to for transportation it will obviously become attractive for both commercial and residential development, while further away gets less demand and consequently less activity and less density. With rail transport you automatically get this central point of movement which generates this centrality and consequently varied development, while the absence of it and high car usage generates large swaths of identical development lacking centrality which is essential to the organic urban growth."}
+{"text":"Suburbs are the byproduct of better transportation methods, the first ever case of suburbanization happened in Amsterdam in the XVIII century as people used boats to commute to their jobs in the city. The modern car centric suburb appeared in the mid XX century as developers, politicians and bureaucrats mixed the ideas of the garden city (low density) with Le-Corbusier urban ideas (car centric city). The result was a new type of suburb where people are isolated from their neighbours and have to use the car for everything."}
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+{"text":"Hegseth gonna go after the church for treason now?"}
+{"text":"Why even use the military? Just move there illegally and take over everything. Who's gonna do anything? Democrats? lol."}
+{"text":"It's about time."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure we could do it quick."}
+{"text":"Bretty good idea. Set up \"American daycare centers\" on mineral deposits, export it back to the US. Let's play by the rules everyone else does."}
+{"text":"Anthony Landaeta, 33, Minnesota \"It feels like the price of everything is rising. Childcare costs are about $25,000 per year, which really surprised me. My parents might retire next year, which could help. It feels like Trump doesn't tell the truth about almost anything, so it's hard to know how the economy is actually doing. I'd grade him a 4 out of 10 for the economy, because he talks about it more than he actually does anything to help it.\" Jim Sullivan, 55, Indiana \"I know inflation is down, allegedly down, but prices for all kinds of other things are super high, electricity, all kinds of things. There's so many things that he could be doing - that he is doing - but he's in so many places I think he just needs to focus in on a few things. He promised the economy would be the primary thing, but I don't know that it's completely been that.\" Devynn De Velasco, 22, Nebraska \"My husband and I are honestly worried about an economic collapse. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Price of eggs up over last year Disregard as propaganda then, huh? OK I will."}
+{"text":"Well, he just said the quiet part loud again. Unironically his going after Venezuela and Greenland is directly because he's but hurt about not getting the Nobel peace prize. Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.\" This is the level of complete spoiled child he is. An old man throwing a tantrum and starting wars because he didn't get a prize he in no way deserved."}
+{"text":"We are GETTING destroyed again They are BURNING down the white house again They are REBUILDING the destroyed east wing that TRUMP fucked up and BURNING it down again to establish dominence"}
+{"text":"Shhhhh...Americans aren't taught the part about how the last time they tried to take us over we kicked their asses and burnt their capital building down. If you teach them the history of how much America sucks when it comes to actually fighting wars they might get cold feet. I want 1812: Part 2 so I can adorn my mantelpiece with Yankee skulls."}
+{"text":"Canada is American clay. God promised it to us 250 years ago. That is why it has oil fields."}
+{"text":"Coping The only reason we haven't taken Canada yet is because it's filled with Canadians and Indians. Imagine willingly annexing the two of the top ten most insufferable pests. We'd need to cleanse the land with fire first."}
+{"text":"Pretty much the only silver lining of this insanity is that it will curb the growth of the far right in Europe. Hopefully they can avoid the same folly as us."}
+{"text":"muh alliances said by the same alliance that is unironically threatening war because the US is trying to secure its strategic interests muh trade said by the same alliance that gains more in GDP from levying fines against US companies than taxing their own people What a massive joke the EU is. Total europoor domination."}
+{"text":"said by the same alliance that is unironically threatening war because the US is trying to secure its strategic interests Hey give me your land What? No. You can already have bases on it anyway. Give me your land now! No and if you try to take it we'll fight back. AH AH, YOU'RE THREATENING WAR AT ME BECAUSE YOU WON'T JUST GIVE ME YOUR LAND!"}
+{"text":"its wild that they're pretending one of the main reasons we need to annex Greenland is because Russia or China may invade and take it because they've been empowered to do so after Republicunts allowed Russia to take Ukraine."}
+{"text":"What's this. The thought process of illegal immigrants?"}
+{"text":"nta, but you're reading it wrong, esl shill. You're not replying to a MAGA, who tantrum and riot when they don't get their way"}
+{"text":"NTA lol, did you proofread this post before finding the two stars with five points so you could post bullshit on the Internet? 10 years of babyfuts from Democrats, Canajeets and eurofags and in addition to WORKDWIDE (for no reason) riots because a drug addict died of an overdose. It's safe to say you're a huge unaware retard, a massive faggot and a piece of shit."}
+{"text":"jimmies: rustled seething: total coping: too much seething and rustling lmao, I'll accept your concession, turbofag"}
+{"text":"esl shill. Stopped reading there."}
+{"text":"Esl is one of the most common things the bots they have replying to muddy the waters say. It can't respond well to context so just repeats the same word salad."}
+{"text":"Trump orders release of Arkansas congressman's son serving drug sentence President Donald Trump granted clemency to Rep. Steve Womack's son, James Phillip Womack. A White House Official cited health issues in the family. President Donald Trump has granted clemency to a Republican congressman's son who was in prison for distributing methamphetamine. Trump commuted the federal sentence of James Phillip Womack, the son of Arkansas Rep. Steve Womack, on Thursday, Jan. 15, according to the official Executive Grant of Clemency signed by Trump and issued by the U.S. Department of Justice. A White House official told USA TODAY that coupled with James Womack's record of good behavior in prison, the family has had several recent health issues, including his mother being diagnosed with abdominal cancer and his brother suffering from a seizure disorder and having difficulty living by himself. The congressman’s son was sentenced in federal court in May 2024 to a $1,900 fine and eight years in prison for distributing more than five grams of methamphetamine, according to court records. He had been arrested multiple times on drug charges before. House Financial Services and General Government Subcommittee Chair Rep. Steve Womack (R-AR) listens as Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Gary Gensler testifies before a House Financial Services and General Government Subcommittee hearing on President Biden's budget request for the Securities and Exchange Commission, on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., March 29, 2023. REUTERS/Leah Millis The commutation still requires Womack to serve five years of supervised release. The congressman didn't immediately respond to a USA TODAY request for comment. He expressed gratitude to Trump in statements to Arkansas television stations KTHV and KNWA. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That poor boy was brainwashed by evil godless democrats to hate his father and himself. Obama should be thrown in prison in his place."}
+{"text":"No one has ever projected this hard. The cult is (You)"}
+{"text":"No u It’s okay, you can go back to wearing your Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump watch, Trump shoes, waving your Trump flag, read your Trump Bible, drive your shitty truck covered in Trump bumper stickers, buy Trump crypto, and don’t forget to put your down payment on your gold Trump phone."}
+{"text":"I don't have any of that shit. Nor do I have an \"In this house\" sign, fly a fag flag, or have all day to give examples of how you're in a cult."}
+{"text":"It's the hypocrisy that is the issue, you disingenuous shit disturber."}
+{"text":"Trump's administration damn near cut this program entirely you retard."}
+{"text":"Strange how that's not Elongated Muskrat's Starshit that Orion's on. NASA Authorization Act of 2005 And Artemis was planned way before 2015. Crazy how your opinion's wrong,"}
+{"text":"ding dang dong it's only 'gay' if you swallow swallowing those upsidedown pineapple bullshit lies wholeheartedly #facts"}
+{"text":"epstain aint ded his hari kari was staged they replaced his body with a ded hobo that had different ear prints compare the photos of his ears dead or alive and epstain is where nobody would look for him on his diddling island that was just bought by his sodomy prince pals so they can keep squirting Dubai chocolate on cheap hookers with Diddy yeah Pee Diddy the diddler aint in prison either 'they' who the fuck is \"they\" like perverted people that's why they recruit INCELs from r9k to do their dirty black ops and Charlie Kirk is on Epstein Island too with Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., and that feminist liberal cUNt that was allegedly whacked off by ICE all staged for the entertainment of Clown World Productions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Trump is King of USA"}
+{"text":"Trump is mightier than Jesus Christ and I'll personally take up my Second Amendment rights to defend Trumps' elected right to Make America Great Again #MAGA"}
+{"text":"If you don't follow the law you get Renee'd. Interfering with the law is a FELONY (meaning you can be shot). Interfering with the law means that you don't obey the lawful authorities, aka the cops or ICE agents. If they ask you to jump, you ask how high. You have to obey them. It is the LAW. Good conservatives understand that you can't have rights without absolute trust and obedience. Obey Trump, obey ICE, obey the law. Don't hesitate, don't question, just do and everything will go well for you."}
+{"text":"lemonhead is going to be sharing a prison cell with tampon timmy by the end of the month"}
+{"text":"And your gonna be rotting in a ditch dude lol"}
+{"text":"What interesting psychological games the leaders on the left have played on the people. Somehow they’ve manipulated liberal woman so much that they’ll defend illegal imported (for democrat votes) third world rapists and murderers."}
+{"text":"Is it true? Did his wife have a 40 pound lump on her ass?"}
+{"text":"It is if you say it's actually going to happen rather than it deserves to happen."}
+{"text":"And police asking you a few questions is not punishment."}
+{"text":"No, but perhaps is an accumulation of threats from an unhinged activist? Who knows. One thing's for certain, I hope they keep showing up at her house."}
+{"text":"we have video evidence You mean more faked evidence like the AI slop of her running ICE agents over that you claimed to have? No one believes your lies."}
+{"text":"This shit is not new."}
+{"text":"Cocksucker."}
+{"text":"Whining about Americans spreading gays Oh you are DEFINITELY a fucking Russian."}
+{"text":"Nah. You're obviously a Russian because you're a gay."}
+{"text":"it's even worse than you've imagined; they're canadian"}
+{"text":"Oh, lawd. New Jeetlanders are the worst."}
+{"text":"Denmark is the size of thumbnail, and every Danish woman is a prostitute. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."}
+{"text":"ESL shill claims to be from Denmark now"}
+{"text":"Fears women so much he thinks the term 'woman' is an insult."}
+{"text":"you will never be a woman tho"}
+{"text":"Big fucking whoop, cunt, I don't want to be. You gonna find new material?"}
+{"text":"Thus the fascist proves it's need to be killed"}
+{"text":"I'm not a fascist, I'm Atifaggot. Freedom for all but the shit disturbing lying faggots. Cope, Mr. Anti-white fascist."}
+{"text":"Citizen journalist David Khait found a CONFIRMED 2,079 people registered to vote in Fulton County GA at - Abandoned homeless shelter - UPS Store - Church with a taxpayer-funded political advocacy group Voter fraud is real. Democrats are traitors and their voters retarded cattle who say thank you after being robbed."}
+{"text":"Republicunts are very concerned about voter fraud in Georgia, but refuse to prosecute an official recorded asking for voter fraud"}
+{"text":"How is asking people to register to vote, voter fraud? Homeless people still have a right to vote. People at a UPS store still have the right to vote. People who go to a church that has political advocacy group have a right to vote. Your problem is you’re a fascist who thinks only certain people deserve the right to vote."}
+{"text":"Good. Genocide all leftists and communists and also jews and niggers"}
+{"text":"Yet your side not only lost the civil war, but also ww2."}
+{"text":"Then why do you complain so loudly in recent years? Quit living in the past, nerd."}
+{"text":"I'm just saying, historically, your side is the one that always gets genocided."}
+{"text":"if homeless drug addicts are \"favored over normal working class folk\" then why are they forced to live in the street? do you think at all about the things you say before saying them?"}
+{"text":"Trump is a doddering old man. Yeah, he has some wants, but most of the shit that's happening is because Miller or Rubio or one of his other advisors/rich friends are putting ideas in his head. The Greenland stuff in particular is Miller's big push."}
+{"text":"There won't be a war, but the sanctions that the world would slap on the US would be as catastrophic as one. All the US military personnel across Europe would be given the boot, the US would be kicked out of the G7, the EU/China would dump their dollar reserves and call up all their US debts, and all American companies operating in the EU/China would have their assets seized and banned from the marketplace. Trillions of dollars of capital would be destroyed in seconds. It would be economic Armageddon and send the US into the worst depression in its history. The rest of the world would be fucked too, but not as badly as the US. The only silver lining is that the corporations who enabled and encouraged this would likely die as well (granted, their executives would bail with golden parachutes; it'd be the workers who'd be left holding the bomb). The world sanctioning Russia fucked it up, and Russia's economy is much less tied to the world than America's economy."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"It's not even Miller, some of Trumps want their own country."}
+{"text":"The I.C.E.rs. Detected the taste of shit in their taco and decided to arrest"}
+{"text":"Fajshitsa"}
+{"text":"Food was shitty, so they were sent home to learn “authentic “ beaner food"}
+{"text":"They're bullies. They probably figured it was all a big power play, \"I drink your milkshake\" type shit."}
+{"text":"Knew who they were going after and staked them out. What exactly is the issue?"}
+{"text":"you are bloody bitch basterd!"}
+{"text":"You sleep faggots sleep Wake up 1478896, it's time for you to go to English classes."}
+{"text":"for being a nigger He got a participation trophy...."}
+{"text":"...and yet, Obama actually won a Nobel Peace Prize. Trump never will. This fact makes the migger 1478960 terminally seethe."}
+{"text":"That's not what happened."}
+{"text":"Reported to the FBI."}
+{"text":"Excellent news. Hopefully he learned to not fuck around unless he’s mature enough to find out."}
+{"text":"You are in serious need of professional mental health services. You also need to apologize to every teacher you have ever had as your reading comprehension and basic logical analysis is absolutely criminal."}
+{"text":"Why do leftists constantly lie about shit that's on video? Russians do the same thing. It is a power thing where they can just keep declaring the lie and act like it is true. If they have power, they force you to accept the lie. If they do not have power they hope to wear you down through persistence and volume of lies. That their lies conflict with themselves is unimportant, because it is a weapon and truth has no importance, only obedience to their power."}
+{"text":"Rest in piss, traitor."}
+{"text":"can you satisfy your humiliation fetish on a NSFW board please"}
+{"text":"You can't be mad that your such a massive loser and liar. You brought it in yourself clown."}
+{"text":"Have you really been reduced to shouting \"you're evil!\"? Rethink your position"}
+{"text":"You realize you will have to face the wall eventually right? Do the right thing and go paint your ceiling. Preferably in front of any family still sad enough to talk to you."}
+{"text":"He always says that."}
+{"text":"s amazing how little effort the Trump administration has to put in to fool idiots like you. tRump said he likes uneducated people. All Republicans do, Trump just says it out loud again"}
+{"text":"READING LEARNIN WORDS IS FOR FAGGOTS"}
+{"text":"You gotta vote for it to find out,"}
+{"text":"We are going to give every American $2,000 so they can use it to buy their own health insurance. Nigga still owes me $2,000 tariff check and a $5,000 doge check. Next he will say i can pay him $2,000 for his own healthcare plan which involves a prayer or two by some Christian Pedophile."}
+{"text":"Meh, we'll see what happens. We've got a week or so before tax time ramps up. In the end, you didn't owe the government anything. Unlike with the mandate from Obama. That fucker stole $500 of my money."}
+{"text":"late 2025 a Democrat mayor elected in Miami Republicans in Indiana becoming sane Trump did less than nothing about this 1478604 There will be midterms. The desperate anti-democracy right will try something and the electorate will cancel them out. There is no hope for you rightards."}
+{"text":"The left will try something Not a single charge has been filed for voter fraud. If the dems can just snap their fingers and rig elections then every election since then has been completely fraudulent. If no one goes to jail they can just \"do it again\" which they didnt for some reason even though they could generate 15 million fake votes from thin air before and not get caught."}
+{"text":"The real voter fraud turned out to be mostly propaganda as voters are retarded and get their news from late night TV shows. But even retards refused to come out and vote for Harris in 2024 (after the Biden disaster). I think they got the idea that they were retarded. And if Biden hadn't done such a terrible job and completely fucked up Dems would likely still be in power. But they couldn't go even 2 years without causing economic chaos with shitty policy. That's literally all they had to do was get though 4 years and provide economic stability on par or even slightly below the previous 4, and it was too large a task. How man Republican4Life voters do you think your propaganda created when millions realized it was all lies and there was nothing but pain at the end of the road of lies? More or less than a popular vote's worth for the first time in decades?"}
+{"text":"god you're esl"}
+{"text":"1478788 whataboutism BDS"}
+{"text":"the actual predictor for party affiliation is mental illness A widely discussed 2020 Pew Research Center survey (from the American Trends Panel) found that among White respondents, 62% of liberals reported having been told by a doctor they had a mental health condition at some point in their lifetime, compared to 26% of conservatives and 20% of moderates. This gap was particularly pronounced among younger White liberal women (with figures often cited as over 50% for those under 30). Other analyses, including data from the General Social Survey and various studies between 2020–2025, show that extreme liberals report mental illness at rates up to 150% higher than moderates, and liberals overall are roughly twice as likely as conservatives to report diagnoses across age groups and genders."}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Now I understand why I feel like I'm talking to the mentally ill when I debate Internet liggerals. It's because I truly am. Interesting,"}
+{"text":"I think it is being a personal victim of crime. The old expression about conservatives being liberals mugged by reality is true. Scott Adams was detailing how he was passed over for promotion because of his race. They couldn't promote any more white people to the executive team. This happened at multiple jobs and was why he became a cartoonist/right wing."}
+{"text":"Least obvious same fagging"}
+{"text":"someone's gotta stay home and look after the wife and kids"}
+{"text":"Regime change actually worked. So it's a different Taliban you let stay in power? Lol. Takeaway is, the US military are a bunch of idiots with giant guns who pound their chests a lot but suck otherwise. I am itching to see them take on the rest of the world (minus Isreal of course)"}
+{"text":"Imagine thinking that after the trucker vaccine mandate protests. Good luck!"}
+{"text":"When push comes to shove. EU is going to back down just like the Democrats will. No one has the backbone to standup to Trump."}
+{"text":"67 soldiers. TOTAL. fucking lol."}
+{"text":"We didn't want to travel to the US anyways Those are some sour grapes, Mr. Fox."}
+{"text":"look at how fast jeet bot replies because xe is online 24/7 because xe is an indian shill working for musk and the dnc for 11 cents a day finland is a third world shithole where everyone is brown. that's why they act retarded and beg for attention all the time. every one of those countries I names are brown third world shitholes directly comparable to india. that's why they all seethe about the US on every board nonstop"}
+{"text":"Look how the terminally online jeet bot 1478518 needs to be a Karen in /news/ for the infinite jeet-importing Muskrat because she malds & seethes at reality refusing do be as she wishes it to be, And lives in a third world shithole because she'll never get into USA to become an American, thus acts retarded and posts for attention in /news/ countries I names And is an illiterate turdie that never went to English classes. 1477781 sucking off bezos and licking musk 1478286 tonguing bezos's and musk's anuses But enough about the faggot admitting to being a sexual deviant."}
+{"text":"damn what an angry and seething dickless jeet bot you are. denounce open air defecation, jeet bot."}
+{"text":"damn, what an angry and seething dickless jeet bot 1478843 is. defecation but enough about the unsanitary toilet-avoiding jeet that is 1478843, seething and malding at civilized Americans who are clean, thus superior to the jeet faggot deviant."}
+{"text":"Trump was already railing against auto-pen signatures on those documents. They could just use that against him"}
+{"text":"Not if he actually signs them."}
+{"text":"Trump already spams the autopen lmao. Considering the state of his hand I don't think he could even handle signing more than a few documents."}
+{"text":"Welp if they invalidate Trump's pardons because he uses autopen then they'll have to invalidate Biden's pardons as well."}
+{"text":"It isn't quite the same because you can bet that Biden adhered to the legal principles to do it., not taking shortcuts through it. And definitely didn't take payments property or poorly done novels written about him, like Conrad Black, a noted Canadian homosexual"}
+{"text":"lying All of the things I said are objectively true. This state cares very little to stop the relatives of politicians committing fraud. It does not excuse \"your guy\" from taking the biggest bite in history from your (our) tax dollars"}
+{"text":"us dems aren't corrupt! Yes you are. See X. wuh-well your guy is worse!!!"}
+{"text":"I imagine turism data doesn’t paint a pretty picture either."}
+{"text":"You fail to understand how \"whatboutisms\" even work. An altruistic expectation from the human population is a fantasy if you expect politicians to be held accountable without unilaterally applying the same standard to EVERYONE in power. Even your guys. If you can do basic math you would see how the less harmful outcome is preferable to us, the voters and not devalued by accepting the worse candidates bad behavior."}
+{"text":"Alright, you go ahead and pick all the vegetables and fruits, work the fast food service jobs, clean toilets and urinals, deliver food and whatever other jobs Americans won't do but still expect to be done for a paltry wage. And I don't want to hear you complaining about it"}
+{"text":"What is it with Republicunts wanting to rape underage kids all the time?"}
+{"text":"Joe Biden is a Republican????"}
+{"text":"funny way of spelling 'Donald Trump', 1478310"}
+{"text":"Ashley Biden's diary???"}
+{"text":"Assley Babshit's diary???"}
+{"text":"Class act. I bet he buys the union a new pool hall or something too. Night and day from the trailer trash whores that poltards simp for."}
+{"text":"Trump is based"}
+{"text":"GoFundMe campaigns have raised over $800,000 No it hasn't gofundme /f/tj-sabula-is-a-patriot"}
+{"text":"Looked it up and it's true. Stopped at around $800k and didn't even get to a million. Didn't expect that, a lot of people would milk their fame for far longer than 3 days."}
+{"text":"It's from 2 separate campaigns combined"}
+{"text":"The Federal Reserve has quietly delivered nearly half a trillion dollars to Wall Street with few strings attached over the past few months through an obscure government financial program intended for banks struggling to make cash payments. These cash infusions signal instability in the broader financial sector. The New York Federal Reserve, a regional branch of the larger central bank that works to maintain the country’s financial stability, kicked off the new year by dumping nearly $97 billion into the banking sector since December 31, 2025. The move is the latest in a series of major cash transfers the New York Federal Reserve has recently delivered to Wall Street. The infusions began with an $11 billion transfer on June 30. In October, the transfers became much more frequent, culminating in a massive $50 billion infusion on Halloween, as first reported by investigative news outlet DCReport. In total, after doling out little to no money since July 2020, the New York Federal Reserve has transferred more than $420 billion to Wall Street in the past seven months — a record amount from the program. For comparison, that lump sum is nearly equivalent to the pot of money that Congress passed to bail out the banks during the 2008 financial crisis under the Troubled Asset Relief Program. Amid the deluge, the central bank has encouraged Wall Street to make use of the program and lifted its $500 billion cap on such transactions, meaning there is no limit to how much banks can borrow to meet their cash liquidity needs. All of these cash infusions, issued through an arcane and newly restructured division of the New York Federal Reserve branch, amount to some of the largest cash bailouts since the COVID-19 pandemic sent shock waves through financial markets in 2020. Experts argue that this uptick in lending indicate that banks do not have the liquid cash on hand to make payments and dole out loans. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's funny all the turdies in this thread pretending to understand how the US economy works"}
+{"text":"It's like communists trying to understand normal non-homosexuals without mental illnesses."}
+{"text":"LMAO the sheer cope and mental gymnastics from these faggots that the child rapist nepobaby they were scammed into glazing is gonna go down as one of the worst leaders in history lol"}
+{"text":"notice how the turdie outs himself"}
+{"text":"Do americans not realize that whoever is president makes no difference in their country? Biden would be doing the exact same shit"}
+{"text":"T. vatnik"}
+{"text":"Because liggerals will complain about imperialism if the US does it, and Euroshits are too pussy to build their own shit. Imagine taking the time to solve a captcha to be a inane fucking troll like this."}
+{"text":"'liggerals' What letter was after Eisenhower's name, and was he just a single-term president?"}
+{"text":"Oh, I dunno Imagine taking the time to solve a captcha to be a inane fucking troll like this You tell me."}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up, you might as well be a namefag with this buzzword shit."}
+{"text":"Left are a bunch of cultist who still worship the wrinkly old asses of Biden and Clinton. This is just projection. No one has a biden or bill clinton tattoo but I would bet money at least several thousand people have trump tattoos The delusions of the left And the party of religious, antivaxx, racist, illiterate is the totally sane party right?"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Left are faaaaascsist for asking me to change some words I use! They asked me to accept people for who they are! So now you made the right become nazis with a police force literally murdering citizens in the street! Stop trying to make me accept that some people live different lives then me! Now we have to kill all liberals and round you up and put you in camps! Stop making the right do this!!!!!! Damn fascist liberals making us burn you in ovens!"}
+{"text":"look what you made me do! GoP is literally a stereotypical abusive partner. You couldn't write better comedy"}
+{"text":"1478048 Leftist are the true fascist Leftist singular Leftist fascist More than one Bolshevik was just blocks away from a certain hole in the ground in Berlin in 1945, so why did a certain Austrian take 7.65mm Aspirin in said hole in the ground if he liked leftists?"}
+{"text":"They're right wing MAGA turbofascists that attende the Jan 6 protests. I said \"have not committed nor been charged with a crime \""}
+{"text":"Being investigated by MN for being MAGA. MAGAts have no rights. Do you understand when SA browns came from as far as lineage?"}
+{"text":"I said \"have not committed nor been charged with a crime \" You'll have to excuse Rakesh Pooindaloo, he doesn't understand English very well, but he is our resident foreign shill on this board and he does have a right to post here, regardless of how bad his English comprehension skills are"}
+{"text":"What's the sauce on disinfo, saar?"}
+{"text":"use money as a carrot and military action as a stick Was Eisenhower anti-free trade, and was he all for wanting to invade other countries: specifically those of US's allies? We can't have China ...making your Trump phones: and basically almost all the computers used in US. Nice Lenovo laptops in the Situation Room in the White House, Trumpo."}
+{"text":"Zero fucks."}
+{"text":"conservatives in general don't get comprehensive education"}
+{"text":"ICE field agents are the ones with seniority, the guy who shot Good after passing in front of her car (against regs and common sense) has been with the agency for almost two decade. These are the best trained goons they have. Truly a clownshow."}
+{"text":"It was a good shoot."}
+{"text":"She's complaining to the manager of Hell about he heat now."}
+{"text":"He was always shit, just being famous and rich made him not care. Source, met him at an industry meeting when I went with my friend, an animator at Vinton Productions."}
+{"text":"Oh wow I'm being schooled on my pronouns now."}
+{"text":"Of all the things that pervert religion, 1477921 is on that list and   never will be, because 1477921 is a judgemental hypocrite that is Hellbound for the crime of being a dick, thus will be in good company with Scott Adams & Charlie Kirk: both suffering for eternity for the crime of being dicks with wrong opinions."}
+{"text":"Wow it's crazy that you ignore the documented side effects from an experimental gene therapy drug. Leftists really are a cult."}
+{"text":"thinking horse cum cures everything Adumbs took horse cum Adumbs is still dead, due to the terminal cancer that is being a rightard with wrong opinions Garry Trudeau is still alive to this day Rightards such as 1478688 really are a cult."}
+{"text":"Union is siding with him lol."}
+{"text":"They likely could terminate him, but they would need to follow the process which would include union notification. Exactly, its not like Biden mandated the vax and forced the business to fire him. Biden didn't force any businesses to fire anyone"}
+{"text":"You're a little confused on the details there, which is to be expected considering the fact that you're not American."}
+{"text":"Free speech doesn't matter to fascists when they're punishing people for practicing free speech Your establishment sucks"}
+{"text":"its muh free speech to insult people on company time!! you are a brainless retard or playing the typical lefty game of pretending to not understand"}
+{"text":"Dead homeless people produce organs, nutrients and methane. They improve the lives of everyone else by dying."}
+{"text":"i support embezellment because i refuse to look up any news stories about it happening hahaha i am a high functional leftist nepobaby ok keep your head buried in the sand then. its not whataboutism its objective reality. and you should die retard thinks police are NGO doesn't know what NGO stands for"}
+{"text":"won't you please improve my life?"}
+{"text":"thing trump did that both democrats and republicans have now reversed good!!! therefore this totally unrelated thing!!! 1 You are a fucking puppet."}
+{"text":"government police, and public education NGO trade union Unions should only be funded by membership dues. They should not have any other funding sourcea."}
+{"text":"broke into a weapons locker in a federal vehicle and stolen a rifle. Not a crime because it is a constitutionally protected protest."}
+{"text":"Maybe they shouldn't have weapon lockers with rifles just lying around where anyone can get at them. Well, we have a right to bear arms anyway, so the worst this is is theft."}
+{"text":"No seditious conspiracy charges for CHAZ sedition members. Because Trump decided they didn't commit sedition or any of the crimes you're pretending they committed. You're such a loser for wasting brainspace on CHAZ when it was perfectly legal and approved by Trump. Why are you so fucking stupid?"}
+{"text":"Keep these threads bumped so anon knows not to give away his terrorists posts with shitty AI slop of the same photo."}
+{"text":"his terrorists posts It's \"his terrorist posts\" A reminder to keep pointing and laughing at 1478172 the illiterate jeet shill that always gives away the fact its nothing more than an inferior subhuman lolcow."}
+{"text":"sitting in the corner masturbating to fantasies it is, gotcha. no we need browns because we just do ok. Didn't even mention it but glad to know it lives rent free in your head as a white region. you said other white countries. yurop, leafland, ausfalia and New Zealand are all brown third world countries like Brazil or India .....we're on /news/ and you think I'm referring to them simply being *in* a city? Come on my guy, current events, I thought you were a big time master race smarty pants. so you got btfo'd and you're moving the goal post and lying. got it. Posters like you should just be banned it's just a long series of thinly veiled shock troll posts. I'm not trolling, yuro tranny"}
+{"text":"hurr durr got btfo yeah man, you sure showed me. haha"}
+{"text":"The non-american is in a bad mood tonight"}
+{"text":"xe sure is take the L tranny boy"}
+{"text":"in 50 years This confirms Trump is the best US President in our lifetime so far."}
+{"text":"For November 2025, di State Department say dem cancel about 80,000 non-immigrant visas since Trump inauguration, for offences wey range from driving under di influence to assault and theft. Di visa revocations na part of one wider campaign of mass deportations, wey federal agents dey carry out. Di Department of Homeland Security last month tok say Trump administration don deport more dan 605,000 pipo and 2.5 million odas don self deport. Topics Wey Dem Resemble Waka/ Movement Relocate America Donald Trump Travel Matter Another thing we de for inside dis tori Ken Ofori-Atta, ex-finance minister of Ghana US Immigration arrest and detain ex-Ghana finance minister wey dey face corruption charges Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A composite photograph of head and shoulders shots of Yoweri Museveni and Bobi Wine Di musician and di strongman leader - wetin you need to know about Uganda election 12th January 2026 a beach coast in Accra inundated with textile waste How second-hand clothes dey choke beaches and drains for Ghana 10th January 2026 Workers dey pack snow from roads Wetin be Storm Goretti wey dey cause problem for UK 9th January 2026 Sina Ghami, Latif 'Latz' Ayodele and Anthony Joshua 'God keep me for dia presence but I no know' – Anthony Joshua dey struggle wit coping afta crash 8th January 2026 A woman with her children outside a tent preparing a meal US stop help for Somalia 8th January 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure most or all of these were nonimmigrant visas. also all immigration is bad and there should not be a legal way for these faggots to enter the US. canceling and denying visas is always based"}
+{"text":"also all immigration is bad and there should not be a legal way for these faggots to enter the US Yeah, fuck the economy."}
+{"text":"keep sucking that billionaire cock. how do Elon musk's boots taste, boot licker? muh GDP went up while wages went down and housing costs went up. the economy is good"}
+{"text":"Until they remove that shit from the app, it's likely going to stay banned. Even if you believe they want to do it for \"wrongthink\", this is still the ultimate fucking idiocy to give them a valid legal reason to do it."}
+{"text":"The reason Musk is a thing is that he panders to the fucking white racists who view him as some sort of a genius Jesus, and because he is a fed with a handler. This country is populated by stupid white people who are too narcissistic for their own good. It's why they're afraid of China, and have nothing but violence and war as a tool."}
+{"text":"That's moving the goal posts no? From generating porn, nude images, to generating \"sexualised outfits\". Like aren't Pride Parades and Drag Queen Story Hour full of sexualised outfits? Isn't inviting kids to these events exposing them to sexualised outfits?"}
+{"text":"His father fucked his stepdaughter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"}
+{"text":"1477384 1477358 Rent free"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"you do realize the main tenant of an idiocracy is that the people running it 1 have no idea are morons 2 have radicalized groupthink to the point they pretend common sense issues are a problem now lemme ask you what sort of retard who uses \"ADL's leftists are never terrorists we're good guys we literally call ourself anti-facist\" think letting males into female safe spaces is progressive and support murdering their opposition. oh boy I know even when i say this you'll have 0 self-awareness so maybe you should just get purged."}
+{"text":"you do realize the main tenant of an idiocracy is that the people running it 1 have no idea are morons tenant The turdie shill is a moron for being too illiterate to realize that the main tenet of an idiocracy are the subhumans that are the idiots within such. They have no idea they are morons because of their subhuman mindset. That, and their refusal to admit their stupidity because they aren't normal sane Americans. I am American for knowing that word is spelled tenet. Subhumans that are illiterate can never be Americans, and they resorting to projection prove they're inferior subhuman turdies."}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter how much money you got, even. Even Elon Musk risked his dong not working again just for a chance of a small increase and look at what got him: a mangled, non-working penis."}
+{"text":"libs pretend we live in a meritocracy, but refuse to give power to the corporations that merit it the most like the local faggot who keeps complaining that corps were allowed to fire people that weren't vaxed. fuck you shill, corporations know better and you deserved to be fired"}
+{"text":"God I hate the environment so much bros. Yeah we know when you started throwing molotovs into small business and teslas."}
+{"text":"he's just salty and assblasted. Probably malding too But enough about 1477475"}
+{"text":"corporations do know better and im tired of pretending they dont. this is what separates us from the libs and their pet somalis this is terrorism and we should sic ICE on anyone who besmirches tesla. an assault on tesla is like an assault on the president himself! conservatives have always been the real victims and we have been turning the other cheek for far too long"}
+{"text":"corporations do know better and im tired of pretending they dont Exactly! Abolish ICE! Corps have stated which workers they want, and they're not white or american"}
+{"text":"A closely watched market valuation gauge long favored by billionaire investor Warren Buffett is flashing its strongest warning yet as 2026 begins. The indicator, commonly known as the Buffett Indicator, compares the total market value of publicly traded U.S. stocks to the nation’s gross domestic product. It is designed to show whether the stock market is growing in line with economic output or racing ahead of it. When the ratio moves far above its historical norm, it suggests investors are paying increasingly high prices for each dollar of economic activity, raising the risk of sharp corrections or recessions. According to the latest data, the Buffett Indicator has surged to roughly 224%, the highest level on record. This means the total value of U.S. equities is now more than twice the size of the U.S. economy, an extreme divergence that has historically preceded periods of significant market stress. What makes the current signal especially concerning is that the rise has occurred despite slowing growth signals in parts of the real economy. When market capitalization accelerates faster than GDP for prolonged periods, it implies expectations embedded in stock prices may be overly optimistic. Historically, the adjustment back toward economic reality has tended to come through falling asset prices rather than rapid economic expansion. The warning is emerging as many economists caution that the risk of an economic downturn is rising. Some analysts, including Henrik Zeberg, have pointed to increasing vulnerability to a prolonged market correction, citing slowing indicators such as labor market trends and weakening momentum across parts of the economy. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Exactly"}
+{"text":"Nice projection lil bro"}
+{"text":"everything bad is Trump's fault. So much as thinking otherwise is just projection by MAGAts It's nice to talk about Republicans that way, even though it's a fact, 1476584."}
+{"text":"You're poor :("}
+{"text":"No, you love hillbilly fraudsters. Keep up."}
+{"text":"The fact that the man who oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in US history is now a Republican Senator from Florida tells you everything you need to know about how much Republicans care about government fraud"}
+{"text":"Hillbillies Doesn't realize the demographics of the south Wow. Shocking"}
+{"text":"Nah Tim Walz fraud was larger. It was equal to the GDP of Somalia, 9-12 billion"}
+{"text":"Republicans claim So it didn't happen."}
+{"text":"It's why almost every incumbent in a democracy from 2020 is now out of office and there's been not a few overthrows. Inflation was worldwide, but people aren't smart enough to care about the cause, they just say \"my costs are higher, I want anyone in charge OUT!\""}
+{"text":"Christ this shit makes no sense. We need Greenland's resources! We have Greenland's resources. They're our allies. Buy them. We need Greenland for it's military strategic value! We already have that. We have military bases in Greenland. We need Greenland to protect it from Russia and China! We already are protecting Greenland. It's called NATO."}
+{"text":"Trump is senile, he's too old and demented to hold office"}
+{"text":"We're going to take it. We're going to do it. It's going to be incredible. We're going to love it. It will be bigly. We're going to take Greenland and own Greenland."}
+{"text":"Then you're going to be pissed. Why the fuck would the Democrats EVER fix anything in a meaningful fashion? I don't know how the fuck we got obamacare but wherever the line is in the sand, the Democrats just fucking keep it there for the next Republican to redraw."}
+{"text":"It's called projection on his part. Also Congressional Republicans just killed Bernie's plan to lower interest rates on cards again. Looks like trump is still beholden to his billionaire masters"}
+{"text":"it's going to be extremely easy to when it doesn't happen, like anything trump says that goes against the interests of zog"}
+{"text":"Will it be before or after we all get the 2000 dollar promised checks?"}
+{"text":"Just read the thread. They managed to figure it out"}
+{"text":"Are the democrats in the room now?"}
+{"text":"if you think everyone who disagrees with you is a nazi and should die, you shouldn't be allowed to live."}
+{"text":"hope you enjoy your home doubling in price and pretending the economy is doing great just like leftists did under biden"}
+{"text":"whats ur excuse for egg prices being 10x what they were under biden then? you fucking retarded leftist anti-intellectual loser"}
+{"text":"Biden has electrolytes. It's what the economy craves."}
+{"text":"cool."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised Cuba even still has a government. Last I heard of them in the past 365 days they were teetering on the edge of collapse. Anyways, I'm sure the locals would love being annexed. Every Cuban immigrant in Florida has one thing to say about communism and it's that they HATE it!"}
+{"text":"Cope and seethe thirdie shill"}
+{"text":"You're poor."}
+{"text":"Cuban refugees are wrong"}
+{"text":"About what?"}
+{"text":"nta, but I read how you tried to sandwich handwaving away the whole 'painted to look like a civilian aircraft' part in between two solid chunks of retardation pretty standard shill work"}
+{"text":"The yanks are already openly bombing those boats and boasting about it, WHY would they even bother going through all the effort of making a disguise that nobody has apparently gotten a single photo of?"}
+{"text":"why are you pretending to be a foreign military buff"}
+{"text":"Why are you pretending to be retarded?"}
+{"text":"trying to empathize with you pretty hard, cuz yer pretty dumb"}
+{"text":"That's a good point. As well all know, part of Project 2025 was that all it's shit gets undone in 2026 and anything left unfinished gets backtracked."}
+{"text":"Randy Fine This fat jew is the biggest clown in Congress, and that's saying something. Zero fucking chance this sees a vote, it is just another attempt at grandstanding."}
+{"text":"We elected the biggest clown in the country as president. I dunno, man, anything could happen."}
+{"text":"but enough about Biden"}
+{"text":"enough of you, esl shill"}
+{"text":"this I support Trump on some things (like the border) but he already tried this with the Bigger Better Bill and had to drop it because of how many Republicans like outdoors shit."}
+{"text":"What a great factoid. Have an updoot, kind stranger!"}
+{"text":"Fuck them Monarch Butterflies man, they're all born in Mexico. Or, worse, California."}
+{"text":"Earthworms aren't either. Glaciers wiped em all out. Every worm you've ever seen crawling around in the dirt is an invasive pest brought over by Europeans."}
+{"text":"They want to (rightfully) sell off nature."}
+{"text":"The two Honduran men - Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, 42, and Luis Beltran Yanez–Cruz, 68 - died in area hospitals in Houston and Indio, California, on January 5 and 6, respectively, both following heart-related issues, ICE said. vax status?"}
+{"text":"turdie can't help himself. he is animated every moment of every day by a seething jealousy of first worlders"}
+{"text":"The glazer of ICE-IS 1476841, thus is a terrorist itself, can't help itself. It is obsessively driven 24/7 by being jealous of first worlders because it is a turdie."}
+{"text":"I'm white and American, unlike you, troon. only foreign curry eating trannies, such as yourself, hate ice. post proof of toilet ownership, thirdy ICE is based. all first world white men love ice."}
+{"text":"more seethe from 1476901 the indian tranny turdie"}
+{"text":"Nice point bro but you're poor so you don't count"}
+{"text":"you're literally a brown indian yuro"}
+{"text":"1477617 the jeet is seething more"}
+{"text":"thanks for informing me that you are seething, jeet"}
+{"text":"That's been the case since they ran a cover up for trump's failed coup in 2020"}
+{"text":"Senator Murkowski has received $436,022 from AIPAC for her pro-Israel interests"}
+{"text":"Oh I'm sorry I thought the Israelis super-duper liked Trump?"}
+{"text":"It appears you have created a false narrative in your mind"}
+{"text":"Nooo Israel hates the goy who bombed Iran for them and let them genocide Gaza, you're delusional! Lol Lmao even"}
+{"text":"The U.S. government issued a new security alert Saturday urging Americans in Venezuela to leave the country immediately, citing security concerns and the U.S. government’s inability to provide emergency assistance, according to the U.S. Embassy Caracas. \"U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said in a Jan. 10 security alert. The warning cited reports of armed groups operating on Venezuelan roads. The U.S. government issued a new security alert Saturday urging Americans in Venezuela to leave the country immediately, citing security concerns and the U.S. government’s inability to provide emergency assistance, according to the U.S. Embassy Caracas. \"U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said in a Jan. 10 security alert. The warning cited reports of armed groups operating on Venezuelan roads. The alert comes as international travel options have reopened. \"As international flights have resumed, U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately,\" the embassy said. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"They're never going to admit what the do is both torture and illegal. Of course if one of their loved ones was subjected to a fraction of what those prisoners are they would be screaming their heads off. But these are sociopaths who get off on people they see as 'other' being subjected to any kind of horror imaginable. But the more rope we give them now, the better it will be when things shift and precedent has been set."}
+{"text":"Please ignore the braindead man, he means nothing Nothing is going on Please ask no questions Cuck."}
+{"text":"Just the way we like it."}
+{"text":"Sooner or later they're gonna fuck with someone carrying."}
+{"text":"This. Ban assault U-Hauls."}
+{"text":"Nobody NEEDS to drive a U-Haul"}
+{"text":"We need background checks and 10 day waiting periods for renting U-Hauls."}
+{"text":"BAN FULLY AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSIONS"}
+{"text":"guns don't kill people, uhauls kill people"}
+{"text":"Minnesota just arrested an ICE officer... after catching him a pedophile sting."}
+{"text":"Blowing a whistle or telling an ICE agent to go fuck themselves is literally not illegal. no one said that you mental midget, you get angry at scenarios you invent in your own head"}
+{"text":"country founded as and on commercial enterprise criticize a citizen for showing enterprise faggot"}
+{"text":"You are assuming you are arguing with an American there, anon."}
+{"text":"Who cares? People who stand in the way of the lawfully-elected authority in America need to leave. Fuck off to the third world country of your choice or die on this hill, its up to you. The law isn't going to protect you and neither are Americans, we're past tired of browns and communists running the table using our own laws for protection. You deserve whatever you get, legal or not."}
+{"text":"Demand for defence equipment has lifted orders in recent months, the economy ministry noted in a statement. “The trend of increasing demand from Germany and the eurozone is continuing,” it said. The jump in orders is some positive news for Europe’s biggest economy, which is struggling through a long decline due to a manufacturing slump, high energy costs and weak demand in key export markets. LBBW bank analyst Jens-Oliver Niklasch said the higher orders overall were “a real sign of a possible turnaround in the economy”. He cautioned that higher defence spending “in itself will not generate permanently higher growth potential” but said it was nevertheless important that “there is finally a sign of life from industry”. November’s figures were lifted by large-scale orders in the category for transport equipment including military vehicles, aircraft, ships and trains, according to Destatis. Areas outside defence also contributed, with jumps in demand for electrical and IT equipment as well as machine tools, it said. Domestic orders jumped 6.5% and foreign orders rose almost 5%, with demand from the euro area up more than 8%. Despite the rosier picture, the economy ministry noted that orders from some overseas markets had been weak since early 2025 due to trade and geopolitical uncertainties, and are expected to remain subdued. The US tariff blitz has been a heavy blow to German firms as the United States is the country’s top export market. The government is forecasting meagre growth of 0.2% for 2025, before the economy is expected to pick up speed this year."}
+{"text":"I hope all this defense spending proves to be pointless in the future rather than wise preparation for a future conflict."}
+{"text":"Have they fixed their fucking military yet? Is still only 1/3rd of their air force operational? Have they fixed their manpower problems in their army? Do they got anything larger than a frigate in the navy?"}
+{"text":"U asSA, ve has veys of making you spend"}
+{"text":"the shills have had their masks off for a while now"}
+{"text":"The population Looks like it's just lesbo Karens and illegal aliens. Sounds good to me."}
+{"text":"Thats why San Francisco is such a leftist utopia right lmao"}
+{"text":"Who organizes the riots? Throw them in jail."}
+{"text":"They should. And locate the source of the information leaks and do the same."}
+{"text":"ffs the shillbot is on the fritz again ^^"}
+{"text":"Biden wasn't real. But enough of about Hollywood politics. Remove the fucking 2 stars with 4 spikes bullshit, thx."}
+{"text":"You can keep telling yourself that."}
+{"text":"Hollywood politics But enough about Trump"}
+{"text":"Dang she hit him. Will Traitor Walz denounce his previous bullshit?"}
+{"text":"The US will give a flying fuck when all the OTHER countries in the UN pay back all the money THEY wers obligated to give the UN and spent decades ignoring."}
+{"text":"The events of the past year have shown that he functionally *does* have the power of the purse for some fucking reason."}
+{"text":"As an American I fucking despise the UN. Not even a trump fan. Fuck him and fuck that pathetic useless international group of assholes. Try to start a group based on actual international unity not just a shitty facade on top of a western world government."}
+{"text":"Say, Herr Shitler, after all those brown imports, Germany is no longer an Aryan country. Are you talking about creating a Turd Reich? N'YUCK N'YUCK"}
+{"text":"the jabronies at the UN needs to slow their rolls and smell what America is cooking"}
+{"text":"you're literally not american or white"}
+{"text":"Noem is a true zero. More Trump appointees need to dox their own kind. Ross is now living in interesting times Ross voted for Trump Trump appointed Noem Noem doxxed Ross Ross is destroyed You voted for this, MAGAts You're true zeroes. More MAGAts need to shoot themselves in the foot."}
+{"text":"You voted for this, MAGAts More shitibs through the meat grinder. Go on the attack, please."}
+{"text":"rightards voted for what happened to Ross More dumb projecting MAGAts need to shoot themselves in the foot"}
+{"text":"Exigent circumstances You don't have to dodge a sword to shoot a guy You don't have to dodge a bullet to shoot a guy Within reason if someone is being dangerous they're shootable Recklessly driving on am icy road is being dangerous"}
+{"text":"You should also agree to kill yourself for being a faggot. So chop chop shill boy get to it"}
+{"text":"Isn't getting the government to pay your bills by forcing rich people to pay for it at the point of a gun \"ripping people off\"?"}
+{"text":"So true xister, what we really need is more welfare for brown illegal aliens!"}
+{"text":"negotiate a raise With what leverage? get a new job With what leverage? or start a business. With what money?"}
+{"text":"Let me move the goalposts Tax cuts for the rich is trickle down, simple as."}
+{"text":"He can't, because he lied."}
+{"text":"Yea. Literally floating on oil. Its why the need to drill."}
+{"text":"There's literally so much oil that the CEO of opec was caught on a hot mic saying \"wow that's a lot of oil it's so much oil we don't know what to do with it\""}
+{"text":"CEO of OPEC Lol"}
+{"text":"The crazy thing is that sounds like something trump would say, when his dementia isn't acting up and he just walks away from a meeting to start out the window."}
+{"text":"So you don't have a source. I thought so."}
+{"text":"Nta but every government imposes a standard of law enforced by violence . Governance itself is inherently authoritarian."}
+{"text":"Despite the Trump administration doing their very best to do so it won't because even as retarded as le orange man is america is still taking a shit on the entire world. Think about that. America is retarded and run by a literal buffoon and it's still so far ahead the rest of the world simply shrug and roll over. b-but muh China or Russia stronk! Russia couldn't bully a neighbor one tenth its size and China has been so cucked they had a melty because of fucking nancy pelosi lol"}
+{"text":"How large are deez nutz draggin across your shill face nigger?"}
+{"text":"That wasn't me. What I do is highly regulated by the government. What I do is work three months out of the year then fuck-all for the remaining 9. And I'm not willing to risk it Which is why the middle class had to die for democracy to turn to shit. And for authoritarian leftism to thrive."}
+{"text":"Ashley Babitt was a terrorist Imagine being so stupid as to repeat that evil lie."}
+{"text":"Ashley Babitt was a terrorist Imagine being so stupid as to even think otherwise."}
+{"text":"Imagine simping for Ashley Babitt"}
+{"text":"*Domestic terrorist Ashley Babitt"}
+{"text":"Y'all Qaeda terrorist Assley Babshit Jonathan Ross: member of terrorist group ICE-IS"}
+{"text":"Liberals would ban private book ownership if it’s the means to support their local Libraries, while not understanding where the actual book donations come from. The party of “You’ll own nothing and be happy” You own nothing but the experimental RNA proteins rewriting random DNA inside you."}
+{"text":"Least obvious samefagging"}
+{"text":"You replied to three different people."}
+{"text":"There's nothing more hilarious than a radicalized chudcel telling people what liberals supposedly think."}
+{"text":"How do you idiots even come up with these hypotheticals?"}
+{"text":"known fugitive pulled over for arrest attacks arresting officer and is shot, then flees They're going to be arrested and deported as soon as they are medically stable."}
+{"text":"It's ALWAYS \"ooooh they tried to hit me with the car, I was so scared!\" It's like they're constantly surprised that there is in fact a car at a traffic stop."}
+{"text":"Man I hope this is true"}
+{"text":"Me too. It should rid us of a few terrorists, and more LGBTQs. Please arm up, ICE protesters. I'll lend you my gun."}
+{"text":"and the likes of 1474387 are already basically like those who collaborated with those that most others didn't like up to D-Day what happened soon after D-Day Those collaborators in France got what was coming to them when their 'authority-givers' saw those Sherman tanks & Jeeps approaching and left those who collaborated with them to those who got their righteous vengeance against said subhuman collaborators. the OP pic Not long from now, that will change into GIs representing those with revenge in mind and rightards about to be in receipt of such. The receipts are kept. One ICEtard is known: only too well for his own good. He's already living in interesting times. It's the shape of things to come (PROTIP: The incarcerated Chauvin fearing for his life 24/7). Think about the future, MAGAts. Your boy Ross - in becoming part of history thanks to your orange god's appointee Kristi 'Doxxer' Noem, thus he being in a world of shit is ultimately your fault, rightards - is already history. Think about the future. Those French collaborators forgot about that after their 'authority-givers' forgot about them. And judging by Indiana & Miami, that vengeance has already started."}
+{"text":"You need to work on your English, turdie."}
+{"text":"That - 1475547 - which made a post immediately after this one killed its functional brain because of a dysgenic rightoid illness which I'll never suffer from a post after this one by the whiny rightoid Karen 1475547 because she doesn't like a previous post I was correct after all. With this sort of predictability, maybe I should guess the lottery numbers next."}
+{"text":"no u Holy shit, it's almost human!"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, Kirk cultists with a mental illness constantly being upset at a particular post, or wouldn't have been butthurt at just a mere 'quip', will never be human, due to being inferior rightards."}
+{"text":"Jonathan Ross The \"Pulp Fascism\" guy?"}
+{"text":"Wow, take the L and just move on with life"}
+{"text":"sometimes i almost feel sorry for esl shill"}
+{"text":"Faggot you are the one with the L holy shit. Your not getting paid on this one loser."}
+{"text":"No one feels sorry for you, turdie."}
+{"text":"It's pretty bad today, board is unusually ESL."}
+{"text":"a subhuman ICEtard destroyed himself by being a murderer. That appointed by Trump helped in the MAGAts' 'hero' being destroyed by doxxing him Well well well... ...that aged well, o cultists that voted for those who destroyed your boy. Everything happening last year up to this is the least of your problems, now this will be the one factor which results in Total MAGA Death via the midterms. None of this - from 20th January 2025 and the fuckup thar has been Trumptardism between then & now - would have happened if Trump had lost a few months before last January. And Ross would now be living a boring & uneventful life as a nobody that would never be acknowledged by the rest of the world. But now by becoming part of 21st century history, he's now history. He's now living in interesting times. He only has the right to blame himself he voted for that which appointed that which doxxed him ...oh wait. But he's still to blame for the world of shit he's now in The only narrative will be the narration of this adminifrustration's obituary once an orange thing takes that final trip on Marine One a few years from now: and takes a dead GOP with it. The social death of an ICEtard. By allowing the current head(case) - and your 'hero's doxxer - of the DHS to be appointed by the Retard-in-Chief you allowed to politically exist by voting for it, Ross's destruction is ultimately your fault, MAGAtards."}
+{"text":"He doesn't actually believe the shitposts he makes. He's just baiting."}
+{"text":"I do actually. The majority of left wing political terrorism comes from LGBT individuals."}
+{"text":"Bump so Vivek-heads see this."}
+{"text":"Technically correct headline is best kind of correct headline."}
+{"text":"Send him back with the other esl shills"}
+{"text":"You can go with them, turdie."}
+{"text":"Poo gets flushed You got my hopes up for a second. Fuck you, OP."}
+{"text":"far right, far right, far right can you kill yourself, you actual fucking commie?"}
+{"text":"kirk never said that shooting were \"worth it,\" you retarded subhuman. rather, his point was that they were not enough to make him want to give up a fundamental right."}
+{"text":"commies, commies, commies Despite all it's 'best efforts', while McCarthy couldn't do shit to a perceived 'enemy' in the 1950s, meanwhile the Communist Party of America still exists to this day, the alcoholic subhuman McCarthy died a pickled irrelevance decades ago. can you kill yourself, you actual fucking commie? Rent free, folks."}
+{"text":"I want to kill people for speaking"}
+{"text":"Act retard Look retarded Make retards look less retarded What did anon mean by doing this?"}
+{"text":"Why chuds defend the Minnesota Massacre?"}
+{"text":"Karen's speaking to the big manager in the sky now"}
+{"text":"esl shill is trying to fit in with ancient memes again"}
+{"text":"So you don't understand what probable cause is, you fucking baboon?"}
+{"text":"What is in the agreement? The EU-Mercosur agreement is split into two parts, each with a different approval process. The first is a trade-only agreement – the Interim Trade Agreement (ITA). It falls under EU-only competence, meaning that it needs approval from the EU Council and the European Parliament to enter into force. The second one is a broader association agreement – the EU–Mercosur Partnership Agreement (EMPA). It includes trade but also investment and political cooperation. It must be ratified by national parliaments, a process that could take years. The bones of contention The most contentious elements are trade-related. For many EU industries, the deal is a clear win. It removes steep tariffs on EU exports – including duties of up to 35% on car parts and alcoholic drinks – and dismantles other trade barriers. But, in return, the EU has granted concessions to Argentina and Brazil – two agricultural heavyweights – allowing duty-free quotas for beef and poultry, as well as other “sensitive” products such as rice, honey and sugar. Why is it controversial for farmers? While Buenos Aires and Brasília consider the new quotas modest, many European farmers fear being undercut. Their concern is that producers in Mercosur operate under lower labour, animal-welfare and environmental standards, while EU farmers must comply with extensive and costly regulations, including more restrictions on pesticides."}
+{"text":"What has the EU done to address this? Farmers and EU agriculture ministers have repeatedly pushed for stronger safeguards and reciprocity in the deal over the past few years. Many of the concerns have since been addressed. Safeguard clauses will allow the EU to suspend tariff-free imports for some products if markets come under pressure. These have been made even tighter in the latest round of talks between EU ambassadors on Monday, as Euractiv reported. The European Commission is also stepping up border controls to prevent banned products from entering the bloc, and pushing new rules to imports of crops treated with hazardous pesticides outlawed in the EU. Why do the greens oppose? Green and left-wing groups have long opposed the deal, warning it could drive deforestation by encouraging more intensive farming and resource extraction for export. Critics also fear it could undermine the rights of indigenous communities, many of whom have spoken out against the agreement. The agreement comes as environmental groups and politicians criticise recent changes to the EU’s deforestation law. Adding to concerns, major Brazilian grain traders this week withdrew from a pact aimed at protecting the Amazon from soy-driven deforestation."}
+{"text":"Who’s supporting it? EU industries – from automotive and machinery to chemicals and pharmaceuticals – all stand to gain from improved access to the Mercosur market. Germany, Europe’s car-making powerhouse, has long been one of the agreement’s strongest backers. Food and drink producers – rather than farmers – also see major opportunities. Exporters expect growing demand for higher value-added products such as cheese, chocolate, wine and spirits. The agreement also includes one of the largest lists ever negotiated of protected EU food and drink products – around 340 in total – shielding iconic names such as Spanish Manchego cheese or French Champagne from imitation. Beyond the much-needed trade diversification due to tensions with the US and China, closer geopolitical ties with a major economic bloc like Mercosur are increasingly seen as strategic. What comes next? European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen is expected to sign the deal in Paraguay, which currently holds Mercosur’s rotating presidency, in the second half of next week. The ceremony, initially planned for Monday, is now expected to take place any time after Wednesday due to logistical issues. But the process is far from over. While the European Parliament cannot amend the text, it must now either approve or reject it. Once again, the outcome is expected to be close, with MEPs voting more along national lines than ideological ones. Before that, MEPs are set to vote on whether to refer the deal to the EU’s top court for a legal opinion. The move was first proposed in November by a group of 145 MEPs, but that was temporarily blocked, with EU Parliament political leaders citing the need to await the Council’s decision on the deal. If the challenge passes, this could freeze the EU ratification process until the Court issues its opinion. The vote could take place at the next plenary session, which starts on 19 January."}
+{"text":"the weapons were real in my mind"}
+{"text":"tRump I beg your pardon You never promised us a rose garden Along with the sunshine There's gotta be a little rain sometime When you take, you gotta give So live and let live or let go, whoa-whoa-whoa I promised you things like big diamond rings Well, sweet-talkin' you can make it come true I would give you the world right now on a silver platter But what would it matter? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"They were real in federal court, dipshit"}
+{"text":"nice of the violent insurrections to keep the weapons in virginia in observation of washington law. usually when i'm doing an armed coup i make sure to abide by local regulations"}
+{"text":"President Donald Trump might have accidentally pardoned the man who was caught planting pipe bombs outside of the DNC and RNC headquarters the night before the January 6 riot. Trump pardons yet another criminal. Nothing out of the ordinary."}
+{"text":"and thousands more calling him a hero for putting down a leftist terrorist ask"}
+{"text":"Where?"}
+{"text":"i watched the protests. it was mostly illegal aliens and karens"}
+{"text":"Uh, society supports ICE Except all those people openly protesting ICE, they don't count"}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"maga is leaky pussy."}
+{"text":"I was going to bring this up for the fagets who jilm over the ICC seeking other world leaders. Turns out, I found out they're full of shit and literally don't care. There's nothing inside the shell of leftism. Don't look, it's terrifying."}
+{"text":"Trump is going to be wanted by the ICC, perfect opportunity to turn him over after his next coup fails."}
+{"text":"Lol the UN, like yourself, doesn't have the balls."}
+{"text":"When is the ICC going to arrest Putin?"}
+{"text":"migatard is a third world shill account who supports the jewish mafia Many such cases"}
+{"text":"How did Trump campaign on releasing the Epstein files? Was it in project 2025? Did you hear about him talking about it on the campaign trail? I honestly didn't think you were listening to Trump speeches, so how do you know?"}
+{"text":"Thanks I don't watch Hannity I am under the age of 75"}
+{"text":"Also you don't speak russian"}
+{"text":"called for the seizure of private property and linked homeownership to white supremacy. \"Mamdani's mother, Mira Nair, is a renowned Indian-American filmmaker known for her work in the film industry. Her mother's house in Manhattan, which she owned from 2008 to 2019, was a swanky loft in West Chelsea. The property was bought for $1.375 million and sold for $1.45 million, with its current estimated value being around $1.9 million. This house, with its 12-foot ceilings, designer kitchen, and spa-like bathroom, has been a subject of discussion and criticism regarding Mamdani's socialist stance and the disconnect between his privileged background and the working-class image he projects.\""}
+{"text":"But if you talk about anything white people do that's obviously shitty, well that's racism. Whites are perfect, everyone knows that. Whites conquered the planet (and have gone to the Moon) and created the world we live in. The internet you're shitposting on was created by Whites."}
+{"text":"Whites have created every single field of science in existence. Unironically."}
+{"text":"He won lol."}
+{"text":"They are compared to the capitalists parasites that have ruined America. Time to take back this country from the conservative elites."}
+{"text":"Huh?"}
+{"text":"Why does everyone hate the environment/planet so much Not everyone, just rightards ftfy"}
+{"text":"Fucking 25 degrees outside and this asshole is bitching about global warming like we're all going to die tomorrow if we don't stop using oil. Suck a fat cock."}
+{"text":"Suckers who be-lie-ve contraritards that are climate change deniers get what's coming to them in tornadoes, hurricanes, floods etc. Let those assholes die. They die, America improves. They already suck dicks in flyover states."}
+{"text":"Weather exists AIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME BIG GOVERNMENT SAAAAVEEE MEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Trump's fucking stupid Unless he's a Russian asset"}
+{"text":"Yeah, they find everything Trump does to be aspirational. They dream of the day when they'll be at the top of the world, out of reach of all laws and societal expectations, and ginning the nation up for conquering Greenland and Canada."}
+{"text":"Because territorial sovereignty isn't something to just be taken lightly. If the precedent is set that the fat orange retard can just point at something and say it's his, he'll be emboldened to do it to something bigger. What would stop him from saying US possession of Poland is a national security priority, for example?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think he realizes how expensive and time consuming it would be to start mining those resources too."}
+{"text":"He can already put US bases wherever he wants under the pretense of it being for NATO. Imagine how exciting it would be to find out you’re getting stationed on the very northern tip of Greenland for the next 3 years of your military career"}
+{"text":"Nikita Cashapp killed his parents to transfer money Doomed from the start"}
+{"text":"Your fanfic has never been real"}
+{"text":"Wikipedia credible Kek"}
+{"text":"Here is the you, you so desperately want. Now fuck off back to clown world retard."}
+{"text":"You'll never beat the newfag allegations, 1474291 that projects by schizo posting the way you do."}
+{"text":"schizo formatting Post discarded"}
+{"text":"schizo posting schizo formatting Post discarded The duality of the hypocrite"}
+{"text":"I fucking WISH Biden wielded this much power, maybe he would've had Trump shot for treason."}
+{"text":"Lard ass Trump WILL suffer. No he won't. He's term limited and very old."}
+{"text":"Republicans are willing to do anything to get out of running this year."}
+{"text":"and he and his sons have made so many billions of dollars grifting MAGA chumps he doesn't care what happens to the GOP."}
+{"text":"Every $1 in food stanls returns $1.50 in the community so its a win-win How do you arrive at that number?"}
+{"text":"I made it up"}
+{"text":"There's no question about it, Fat Fuck Donny wants to become the first American Emperor. There is no other reason why someone who is making constant territorial claims against every neighbouring country would want a massively overbudgeted military."}
+{"text":"There is no other reason why someone who is making constant territorial claims against every neighbouring country China has to be watching what Trump's doing and saying \"Damn we could attack Taiwan tomorrow and get away with it\". I think that's part of why Trump needs to raise the military budget."}
+{"text":"This whole thread is troglodytes screaming at other troglodytes. It’s both immensely entertaining and reassuring that I don’t have whatever mental illness y’all got"}
+{"text":"You're completely in ignorance lol"}
+{"text":"Didn't he already do that during his first term?"}
+{"text":"looks for clues Republicans control all branches of government. That's the only clue you need that recession is imminent."}
+{"text":"clues for recession The answer is that a lot of corpos are being sued for participating in the Scamdemic, which violates Anti-Trust laws. The corpos are downsizing to save themselves from the lost of their investors."}
+{"text":"Kek. No it isn't. This is the most retarded lie I've heard in months. The truth is corp's realize that without the 2025 AI bubble we'd already be in a recession, we are in \"jobs recession\" already and have been since summer 2025 and that its obvious the average American is hurting financially. House of cards is collapsing. Greed is the cause, as always."}
+{"text":"Exactly that. They love to destroy us. Real sadistic of them. I blame Lutnick and Miller."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Tucker proving the police were in on the coup This isn't the win you think it is."}
+{"text":"Truly the worst day in American history since 9/11. Dare I say worse than 9/11. I don't know how we'll ever recover from that most important moment in American history. I'm literally shaking thinking about it right now."}
+{"text":"Can you explain how zipties=coup? I saw a bunch of zipties next to the clear plastic bags in the produce section. I hope they weren't planning a coup"}
+{"text":"The only thing wrong with Jan 6th was that the left didn't join MAGA in storming the Capitol Would've been a real watershed moment. Instead people still bitch about partisan politics. I would've loved to see BLM and MAGA both tar and feather Pelosi"}
+{"text":"The police were ordered to let them in."}
+{"text":"then you should have seen that she deliberately tried to run him over, which she did. who do you think you are fooling?"}
+{"text":"never went to a protest in her life why are you lying about this? she was an antifa terrorist and a total leftist nutjob. she'd probably been on hundreds of \"protests.\" never an activist for anything lol you're fucking nuts."}
+{"text":"this place is overrun with actual redd it commies who are totally impervious to truth and reason, so you're right."}
+{"text":"Oh look the damage control squad is back to get BTFO again."}
+{"text":"All AI fakery. freemason tell-a-lie-vision shit."}
+{"text":"He should have just taken the old food pyramid, merged vegetables and fruits, put it at the bottom and put meat, poultry, fish in the slot they occupied, and then put grains and cereals in the spot which had meat, poultry, fish. Part of the reason it was categorized this way in 1992 was specifically so Reagan didn't have to improve school lunches. He could keep serving slop and reclassifying tomato sauce on a pizza as a vegetable and the pizza as a grain. Real hand-rubbing tricks."}
+{"text":"He should have just taken the old food pyramid, merged vegetables and fruits, put it at the bottom and put meat, poultry, fish in the slot they occupied, and then put grains and cereals in the spot which had meat, poultry, fish. The problem is this actually doesn't fit with his guidelines; it still recommends more grains than any other individual category. Really he should've just put grains at bottom, veggies in the middle, then meat on top, but nooooo; he had to \"reverse\" it even though now it fails to communicate you should still be having more grains than either of the above, albeit not both combined. Also holy fuck the UI on the site he debuted this new pyramid on is fucking dogshit. I can't get over that; it uses the fucking scroll wheel for everything and it's incredibly annoying to actually get to the info itself. Literally would get an F in web design class it's so dogshit."}
+{"text":"This is literally just an image. It doesn’t say anything"}
+{"text":"Seriously. It just looks like a pile of shit."}
+{"text":"Carbs? Yes. Veggies offer fiber+vitamins though. Proteins are the gold standard, and fats aren't as bad a sugars."}
+{"text":"Last year, French Navy commandos detained a tanker suspected of operating for Russia's \"shadow fleet” off the coast of western France. The seizure took place just days after U.S. special forces swooped into Caracas before dawn on Saturday in a deadly raid to seize President Nicolas Maduro and take him to the United States. The U.S. military turned him over to federal authorities for prosecution on charges involving alleged drug trafficking. It was unclear where exactly the ship would now go, but sources said it would likely be entering British territorial waters. Britain's Ministry of Defence declined to comment. The U.S. Coast Guard first attempted to intercept the vessel last month, but it refused to be boarded. Since then, it has registered under a Russian flag and been renamed. The vessel is the latest tanker targeted by the U.S. Coast Guard since the start of U.S. President Donald Trump's pressure campaign against Venezuela. Separately, the U.S. Coast Guard also intercepted another Venezuela-linked tanker in Latin American waters on Wednesday. The U.S. military's Southern Command said the Panama-flagged supertanker M Sophia, which is under sanctions, was intercepted before dawn and described it as a \"stateless, sanctioned dark fleet motor tanker.\" \"The U.S. Coast Guard is escorting M/T Sophia to the U.S. for final disposition,\" Southern Command said in a statement. The seizure was first reported by Reuters. It had departed from Venezuelan waters in early January as part of a fleet of ships carrying Venezuelan oil to China in \"dark mode\" or with its transponder off, according to shipping data and sources."}
+{"text":"Top Venezuelan officials have called Maduro's capture a kidnapping and have accused the U.S. of trying to steal the country's vast oil reserves, estimated to be the largest in the world. In turn, Trump and top U.S. officials have accused Venezuela of stealing U.S. oil, in an apparent reference to the country's nationalization of its energy sector in several waves over the past half-century. Venezuela has millions of barrels of oil loaded on tankers and in storage tanks that it has been unable to ship due to the effective U.S. blockade on exports imposed since mid-December. Trump said on Tuesday that Caracas and Washington have reached a deal to export up to $2 billion worth of Venezuelan crude to the United States, an agreement that would divert supplies from China while helping Venezuela avoid deeper oil production cuts. Such an agreement would be a strong sign that the Venezuelan government is responding to Trump's demand that authorities there open up to U.S. oil companies or risk more military intervention. Trump has said he wants interim President Delcy Rodriguez to give the U.S. and private companies \"total access\" to Venezuela's oil industry. Since the U.S. imposed energy sanctions on Venezuela in 2019, traders and refiners buying Venezuelan oil have resorted to a \"shadow fleet\" of tankers that disguise their location, or to vessels already sanctioned for transporting Iranian or Russian oil. The shadow fleet is considered exposed to possible punitive measures from the U.S., shipping analysts have said."}
+{"text":"We have eyes, gaslighting shill anon"}
+{"text":"That's not what he's talking about you fucking retard. And that's not what happened in the incident you're bringing up."}
+{"text":"So she wasn't ramming any cars?"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"no. she was ramming people"}
+{"text":"We still have cannons pointed in your durection durection Holy esl alert!! These lefty shills are getting even more foreign by the day! Its now hard confirmed the money from this will not be going into the US treasury. It will be going into off-shore accounts presumably owned by Trump himself. But the US is purchasing the oil anon. The money is going from the US to Venezuela Learn 2 read English, esl raj"}
+{"text":"Your feelings seem hurt, esl shill. Is it because of your moniker here?"}
+{"text":"We all have our masters. Ours is Israel, yours is America."}
+{"text":"So?"}
+{"text":"I think you need to cry about it more."}
+{"text":"You all know that if the situation were reversed and a mob of people (many brown omg) showed up to storm the capital building with the goal of stopping Trump from getting into office a second time and put Harris in charge, you would be crying bloody murder and that every single one of them should be hung. You and your ilk are impossible to take seriously on anything because you're purely just violent hypocrites."}
+{"text":"All cops, nigga, not some cops, not most cops, ALL COPS"}
+{"text":"Except the point of the ACAB slogan is that even cops that don't directly participate in corrupt activities and abuses of power defend and cover for the ones that do and participate in propping up the institutional structures that let them get away with shit. The Capitol Police are not part of the shared power structure of any other police department, being appointed and overseen by the US legislature and their duties do not tend to involve the regular abuses seen from other police departments. Slogans are supposed to be simplified shorthand for messages, not the message themselves. If you don't understand that, you're no better than a parrot. Might as well argue \"defund the police\" was just about cutting government budgets and not about redirecting resources to programs to help prevent the need for police and shield people from contact with police."}
+{"text":"2020 was stolen and they were unarmed protesters."}
+{"text":"Two falsehoods in one post! Amazing!"}
+{"text":"What are babies given STD vaccines like hep again?"}
+{"text":"In case a lib molests them. Very common problem"}
+{"text":"15 years ago, I used to argue against \"anti-vaxxers\" and call them all sorts of names None of my kids have gotten a single vaccine You guys fucked up by lying too many times for too many years and no one believes you anymore"}
+{"text":"Trump blames vaccines for his autistic son and not the fact that he fathered Baron at 60 years old"}
+{"text":"A frightening recession indicator is flashing red — and Americans can see it all over Main Street. Experts told the Daily Mail that a sudden surge in bankruptcies and store closures — hitting mom-and-pop shops, small restaurants, and local retailers — is an early warning sign that the economy is starting to crack. 'The little guys are going to start falling first,' Joe Barsalona, a Delaware-based bankruptcy lawyer at Pashman Stein Walder Hayden, said. 'A recession is coming. I agree with economists that the increase in small business bankruptcies is a canary in a coal mine.' Despite last-ditch efforts from owners, Subchapter V bankruptcies, a restructuring program created for small businesses, are on the rise. By the start of December, 2,221 US businesses had filed for Subchapter V bankruptcy, according to new analysis from economists at The Kobeissi Letter. That was already more small business bankruptcies than the 2,211 filings through all of 2024, even with weeks still left on the calendar. The filings still represent a small fraction of America's roughly 33 million small businesses, but economists say the acceleration — not the raw number — is what's raising alarms. And the trend has gotten worse in the back half of 2025. 'US small business bankruptcies are surging as if there is a recession,' analysts at The Kobeissi Letter wrote in a December 6 post on X. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"To be fair you have to be a pretty dumb fuck to think abything good of the orange faggot"}
+{"text":"But enough about 1472289 with BDS"}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"J E W S"}
+{"text":"greedy cruel T R U M P thus an orange golem which gives Republican taxpayer money to Israel is controlled by Bibi. And you voted for this, MAGAts. Including you, 1472792."}
+{"text":"Holy fucking shit."}
+{"text":"Good. Fuck that moron. Now let’s throw the other leftists out."}
+{"text":"So he's just not seeking re-election, like LBJ after the scandal of Vietnam"}
+{"text":"Every figure that can present an actual threat to MAGA's grip on power is going to be hounded for every scandal that can be found, both real and imagined. This is how they get you, people."}
+{"text":"drops 2028 Presidential bid Not presidential bid, but running for a third time as governor of Minnesota, you illiterate."}
+{"text":"Maduro's VP is just as illegitimate as he is. Trump deciding to acknowledge her as the leader instead of the opposition leader who actually won the election literally just legitimizes him while ensuring nothing actually changes for the people."}
+{"text":"Congress is supposed to control the purse strings and decisions on whether or not to go to war President launches an illegal war and uses it to rape the target country of its wealth to create a privately controlled slush fund for himself Republicans clap like chimps I genuinely don't want to hear a single fucking thing about Democratic abuses of power from Republicans ever again for the rest of my fucking life."}
+{"text":"It's not even that much, and Trump has made no indications this would be a regular payment as opposed to a one-off gift which they'll have to repeat every few months when he gets uppity. I'm genuinely unsure if they fucking scammed him into letting them keep their dictatorship because he's a retard, or he's trying to provide some hype to his base that doesn't actually amount to anything."}
+{"text":"Changing anything for venezuelans was never the objective. T-Rump just wants more oil and to larp CoD Ghosts"}
+{"text":"you really got tossed around in this thread, shill anon. sheesh"}
+{"text":"dems ruin everything just like how they destroyed the justice system when radical liberal judges refused to imprison the sandwich thrower because he made sure not to assault federal officers"}
+{"text":"That whole saga was hilarious Arrest that man for assault! Ok so the judge laughed us out of court for trying to make it a felony, but we can still get him on misdemeanor assault! Ok we lost again because not only was it shaky to begin with, but we got caught actively lying about several elements of the case when honestly we didn't even need to Whoops"}
+{"text":"A pissy little boat got smacked with a fucking Hellfire, there's no 'oh it's only disabled' around that."}
+{"text":"that they were climbing back into. Per reporting, the boat was overturned. I don't know if you've ever been on the water, but there is literally not a snowball's chance in hell they were overturning that shit, speaking from experience. Now, you're free to call the reporting a lie, but nobody has to give a single fuck what you say as long as your side is refusing to release the video."}
+{"text":"The only thing Russia and China are getting from this is that “might makes right” is perfectly fine for doing whatever you want to countries in your backyard, despite the last 80 years of global order saying not to do that The US doing this shit to Greenland would decisively end NATO and be a field day for our adversaries"}
+{"text":"The we're gonna invade Greenland shit is just him trolling, even though most of us would have his back if he did it. And this is why you're in a cult."}
+{"text":"They should it would be hilarious to see the fall out"}
+{"text":"Proof? How are you this ignorant when there are threads like  in the catalog right now."}
+{"text":"You simp for a kidfucker, opinion discarded. Total migger death"}
+{"text":"if you aren't with trump ur with maduro"}
+{"text":"This is exactly what I'm talking about. They breached like fifty different international norms and they didn't even bother getting all their ducks in a row first, so it could well all be for nothing."}
+{"text":"the whole world (except israel) stands with maduro lmao"}
+{"text":"china russia north korea is the entire world ya no wonder ur a retarded dipshit notice the similarities? the veuezulians are calling you leftists retarded out of touch morons too thinking they want a dictator who imprison kids to torture you're so stupid and out of touch you should just kill yourself"}
+{"text":"angry zogsemen fueled rant lmao"}
+{"text":"All those protests that we see in Iran on the news are AI generated by Israel. If thine eye is offended by the Zionist, pluck their eye out"}
+{"text":"Maybe they should ask their friends in Lebanon, Russia and China for help"}
+{"text":"As illegal as the raid on Venezuela was, it would be really funny if Iran fell right after it did. Russian hemisphere of influence would be pretty much dead, with the exception of Belarus and maybe North Korea."}
+{"text":"Russia has abandoned every single ally it has. I don’t think they have any influence outside of funding social media commentators"}
+{"text":"Tbf they gave Venezuela some air defense thinking it would do something, which given the absolute state of their military right now was probably no small gesture. Which does make it more funny given how useless it seemed to be. It makes me happy in a way, knowing they chewed their teeth out so hard that they can't even send Wagner to Iran to try and help with the protests, and that there's a decent chance these ones might boil over and topple the regime, like what happened in Syria."}
+{"text":"Fentanoil"}
+{"text":"Not fact based So right wing."}
+{"text":"Hey guys I'm just bumping the thread to see if the US recovered any of the fentanyl that's was headed to Miami? My shipment was due last week and it never came."}
+{"text":"Can't im not brown like you"}
+{"text":"They knew we were coming for Maduro and gave him up willingly."}
+{"text":"Maduro is the perfect fall guy in a blood oil corpo war. For hostile take overs it's a genius move."}
+{"text":"Same as old story, same old script with Iraqi."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna let you chill for a few hours before I respond to the rest of your post. And then he never came back cause he never had a comeback."}
+{"text":"we need your oil"}
+{"text":"Cubs is the only one I really agree with. Ask any Cuban immigrant in Florida and they'll tell you that they fucking HATE communism. I don't really know about Colombia so I have no opinion. Mexico? Oh dear, that's going worse than Vietnam! Suggestion: Haiti should be razed and then left alone. The humans on the other side of the island would most certainly approve!"}
+{"text":"Cuba. I'm turning off autocomplete."}
+{"text":"Cubs is the only one I really agree with I'm sure White Sox fans would disagree"}
+{"text":"Epstein wasn't just a single pedophile; he had a whole network of people around him involved in it. This is an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory, and has been repeatedly debunked."}
+{"text":"Neonazi socialists socialists Hitler hated Bolsheviks This kills the rightard's opinions"}
+{"text":"Youre a new fag shill. Explains this entire thing. Still kys"}
+{"text":"The illiterate foreign shill needing to project explains how it is a newfag that will die a kissless virgin."}
+{"text":"New fag doesn't know what a you is. Can't even properly tag a post in response. So we all say again kys but make sure to get your family first"}
+{"text":"Youre The foreign newfag is too illiterate to know how to spell \"You're\". And is a newfag for not knowing about how to deny others of a '(You)' by omitting the tag. we Hi, illiterate foreign shill."}
+{"text":"appealng to their morals doesn't work Well, unlike Trump and MAGAts, at least liberals actually HAVE morals."}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"Lmao"}
+{"text":"stocks are at an all time high, democrats used and it didn't work. Voters didn't buy it, they didn't care so much about stocks but more about affordability. Enjoy trying to use that I guess, but only a moron get excited about using a failing strategy."}
+{"text":"Yeah 97% of the work force in the USA has no meaningful investments in the stock market. They're focused on 1)pricing and 2)paychecks. Neither of which have been doing well during Trumps tenure. Its all Trumps fault."}
+{"text":"“Tinder for Nazis” hit by 100GB data leak, thousands of users exposed. An investigative journalist has infiltrated the white supremacist dating website WhiteDate and exfiltrated over 8,000 profiles and 100GB of data. Photos and other sensitive details have been made public, and the full “WhiteLeaks” data is available to journalists and researchers on DDoSecrets. An “old-school anarchist researcher,” who goes by the online pseudonym Martha Root, claims to have breached a racist dating site and two similar platforms. The leak affects WhiteDate, a white supremacist dating site for “Europids seeking tribal love,” WhiteChild, a white supremacist site focused on family and ancestry, and WhiteDeal, a networking and professional development site for people with a racist worldview. All three platforms were operated by a right-wing extremist from Germany. “I infiltrated a racist dating site and made nazis fall in love with robots,” Root claims. The journalist found that websites’ cybersecurity hygiene was so poor that it “would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush.” “Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website – maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Sounds like circular logic"}
+{"text":"Not really, it's that bad."}
+{"text":"What a fun way to say you didn't read the article don't have to read it to know faggots were involved."}
+{"text":"There is nothing wrong with eliminating nazis the problem is you simpletons call everyone you disagree with nazis."}
+{"text":"^The problem with a rightard moron is that all his opinions are eternally wrong. There is certainly nothing wrong with eliminating subhuman rightards."}
+{"text":"Trump bombs Venezuela and takes Maduro for himself. I hope he picked up some zesty brown boys, and some brown female maids. My take dungeon needs is running low and I'm super pissed so I'm bombing ICE over it. And the jizz on the floor ain't gonna clean itself up."}
+{"text":"I'm posting from my phone right now since I'm in the middle of terrorism to ensure my access to undocumented brown bussy. Every Democrat knows I meant rape dungeon, not \"take\" there. Just wanted to clear it up for the MAGAts."}
+{"text":"George W. Bush can be the best man at the wedding!"}
+{"text":"You're choice I guess. Personally I say we bury him next to McCain. Bush is still alive Did I say he wasn't?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure you have sources that aren't random twitter users."}
+{"text":"Well then stop lying faggot"}
+{"text":"maybe if I double down on being a retard people will believe me"}
+{"text":"It do be like this"}
+{"text":"No different than America"}
+{"text":"god you're esl"}
+{"text":"We needed to move on from discussing why the government experienced the longest shutdown in US history, and what compromises allowed the government to re-open after the longest shutdown in history, to talk about 20,000 more pages of the Epstein files. The files were the distraction, the noise. The shutdown was the signal. And ignoring that signal to focus on the epstein files. Think of it like the country is a patient, a government shutdown is like the heart of government stopped beating for 43 days. That is not good for the prognosis of the country. And a dead pedophile who got arrested and died 7 years ago isn't meaningful for the prognosis of America"}
+{"text":"So the healthcare thing? The thing that is now happening and driving up premiums? Also the partdown was partially a distraction FROM Epstein. Johnson refused to certify the last vote for releasing them until afterwards when he had no choice. And it is very concerning that the President is confirmed to be actively covering for pedophiles and is almost certainly one himself."}
+{"text":"It's really not driving up premiums. Turns out you fell for an ad campaign from insurance companies, and you're all like, \"Take my money, please!!!!\""}
+{"text":"can't admit that lame rightards reduced to using AI slop are degenerates Coward"}
+{"text":"Like anyone cares what a bunch if baguette munching faggots think is illegal. Those pedos made cuties and even more pedos across the internet keep spewing that old retarded line of \"no u because you NOTICED\" to defend their sick perversions."}
+{"text":"There is no right wing, there is no left wing. Coward. Can't admit the AI slop you use is not LAME."}
+{"text":"rightards are reduced to using AI slop. Case in point, a murdered mother. Then screaming at others descrating their sacred martyr Charlie Kirk with just words a lame rightard is reduced to projecting at someone who has never resorted to using AI slop and never will a rightard coward screams at others denying them of their right to use AI to get their jollies, while refusing to condemn the GOP: Gang Of Pedophiles refusing to make child marriages illegal in certain states Cowards"}
+{"text":"You're an inbred subhuman retard"}
+{"text":"what does race have to do with the language?"}
+{"text":"Americunts didnt even know lots of drugs comes from mexico and china but americunts dont have strength to take action on those nations attacked rich oil country instead in the name of drugs now americunts its time for your meds fentanyl"}
+{"text":"I miss when ESLs were too ashamed to post. Now it is like every other thread."}
+{"text":"Oooo internet tough guy! LMAO brownoid tranny lefty seethe!"}
+{"text":"Trump is the one protecting drug lords by pardoning the inventor of the Silk Road. You're fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"I'm sorry, Anon, I will endeavour to use SchizoNewsDaily.net next time."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Russia to Isreal Big surprise. Now we know for sure."}
+{"text":"Kill yourself"}
+{"text":"This is for maga when old ass dies. Can't wait for you to face the wall fucko"}
+{"text":"I thought you shills like when Americans died? Isn't that what isreal pays you for?"}
+{"text":"So much cope!"}
+{"text":"So much cope! From rightards ;^)"}
+{"text":"Se acabó."}
+{"text":"Epstein não morreu na prisão, ele está escondido na Venezuela."}
+{"text":"What ban?"}
+{"text":"esl shill is projecting as usual, i wouldn't worry about it"}
+{"text":"So it's a \"non-profit\" that gets tens of millions of government dollars with 100 employees that just have to mow grass?"}
+{"text":"If that's all it was then what are all the thousands of employees of Trump's golf courses doing?"}
+{"text":"NLT doesn't get 10s of millions of dollars in taxpayer funding. It had a lease agreement with the DoI that included a provisor that money spent to improve the courses would offset lease payments. So if the NLT took in 5 million in greens fees, it could use that 5 million to improve courses, pro shops, pay maintenance staff in lieu of a lease payment. It's a win-win - taxpayers don't have to fund a public course and there's still accessible public courses in DC. According to the NLT, they were doing just that. What you will now get are 3 public courses that will be turned private, managed by Trump Organization, and paid for directly by the US taxpayer in the way of DoI spending. It's just more grift - taxpayer money going into the hands of Trump Org so he can impress some sheiks from UAE. America First!"}
+{"text":"the next leader is already in line and accepted source?"}
+{"text":"Venezuelans are cheering in the streets, how does that make you feel? Please describe in detail, i am edging."}
+{"text":"There's also regime supporters calling for retaliation in the streets. Power got passed down to Maduro's Vice President. Also, you don't remember how EVERY OTHER TIME the US did a regime change like this, the same thing happened only for things to go to shit right after?"}
+{"text":"Regime change has historically worked out in Americas favour every single time. Look at how free and prosperous the people are in Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Libya and Syria. And you just know they love us more than their heathen gods"}
+{"text":"the president of your country gets kidnapped everyone there cheers lmao. Really says a lot."}
+{"text":"socialist neonazi is imploding again"}
+{"text":"1471237 the rightist terrorist is having a melty again"}
+{"text":"Case in point:"}
+{"text":"Trump doesn’t love mamdani. He’s completely subservient to him, he’s afraid of the mayor of the largest city in the US so he was grovelling. It was painful to watch. “Go ahead, I’ve been called worse” Trump"}
+{"text":"He’s completely subservient to him, he’s afraid of the mayor of the largest city in the US so he was grovelling. It was painful to watch Good. what has happened since Miami and that was before now. The midterms this year Be afraid. Be very afraid, Trump."}
+{"text":"Isn't it a bit reductionist to blame every problem on the Jews and Israel?"}
+{"text":"This kind of open political retaliation is legit gonna get him kicked out. He literally just demands complete and utter subservience; the party has to answer to his whims and eventually we'll hit a point where those the ones that remain after the inevitable blue wave in midterms would rather stand by and let dems impeach him than basically be unable to do anything for themselves without Trump trying to fuck them over."}
+{"text":"Is he even real now? Properly getting NPC and dead status by some triggered snowflakes on twitter."}
+{"text":"ballroom's privately funded innit? 100% donations?"}
+{"text":"you think I’m ridiculous? I don’t talk to my “spawners” (which sane people refer to as parents) because I now religiously believe the shit I read on the biggest troll board on the internet Beyond parody. I hope for your sake that was some kind of joke and you aren’t actually that much of a subhuman mongoloid shitstain"}
+{"text":"Wait how does this make any sense? If the fake daycares have no kids, they aren't taking clientele from the real ones."}
+{"text":"Daycare “Creative Minds Daycare” was SHUTDOWN and then reopened the next day under the name “Super Kids Daycare” they received $2,450,000 in 2025. According to the DHS license website “Creative minds daycare” was closed on October 1, 2025 and the SAME day “Super kids” was opened. Once again NO kids to be seen and 3 BMW’s and a Range Rover parked outside. FRAUD. Democrat Pirates Walz and Omar are silent."}
+{"text":"Alrighty shill bot, calm down. This one already got debunked on twitter. You can see the exact reply that did so in the replies the tweet you copy and pasted this from."}
+{"text":"So this is an actual shill campaign, right? It's gotten really fucking bad lately, even more than usual. Wild. Didn't think they cared about 4chan."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Tim walz had Melissa Hortman murdered to cover up his Somali fraud network"}
+{"text":"Zoomers with their cameras filming the flames starting to spread over their heads and trying to get a cool shot for their social media. The greatest generation and all that stuff in between finishes in the most self-absorbed generation"}
+{"text":"Given enough time, all memes become reality"}
+{"text":"Fascinating how this FBI keeps failing to track down suspects after they do things, but conveniently keeps foiling attacks on major holidays only ahead of time."}
+{"text":"Attack planned by who exactly? Did the \"foreign terrorist organization\" representative and his undercover FBI employee happen to work in the same office? Who wrote that note?"}
+{"text":"Christian Sturdivant was charged with attempting to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization attack plot targeting a grocery store and fast-food restaurant in North Carolina Their online messages, along with a recent search of his home, indicated attacks would occur with knives and hammers Apparently we need to be in awe and not question that the FBI arrested someone who was supposedly planning on giving knives and hammers to foreign IS terrorists so they could attack a fast food place in North Carolina Not join in on the attack, just hand out hammers and watch."}
+{"text":"18 yr old Christian Sturdivant , hardcore isis trained militant jihadist. I'm sure krazy-eyed killer kash gonna find a connection to Mandami and his New York City inauguration. N'YUCK N'YUCK"}
+{"text":"drudge report Kwab"}
+{"text":"Not sure what you meant, Anon."}
+{"text":"Kel what a bitch Look up Kevin Nash 1992 for more details."}
+{"text":"Replying to his own thread hoping someone posts in it Kwab"}
+{"text":"Shocking, who could have guessed"}
+{"text":"A certain shopping site I go to for reasonably priced goods has been showing me pins, patches etc relating to Ukraine. That shopping site? AliExpress. I'm tempted to order some. When ol Xi's doing nothing about that, so much for China supporting you, Putin."}
+{"text":"so much for China supporting you, Putin. China is just an opportunist in this whole thing. They are very happy about the West being distracted with this whole thing and don't want Russia to lose, but I doubt they care much beyond that. They'll happily milk them for all the spicy oil and gas deals they can get too"}
+{"text":"When is Trumps next meeting with Putin?"}
+{"text":"I don't know why amerifags are fighting on the wrong side again. lol."}
+{"text":"This is what America will look like when the trump depression hits"}
+{"text":"Personally I plan to start eating leftists once the tariffs (that have been mostly in effect for the past 8 years) ruin the economy and force me to eat rancid meat."}
+{"text":"Merchants, shop owners and students All that trash can be exterminated and nothing of value will be lost."}
+{"text":"My agents are Sowing the Seeds of Subversion in Iran. My photos of chump tRump with the naked 15-year-old on his lap will be the spur for United States action"}
+{"text":"ok, Jamal"}
+{"text":"Quite the opposite. Jews are without question scamming us, likely far worst than the GOP's (Mossads) villain of the week."}
+{"text":"Israel controls the GOP but merely influences the DNC."}
+{"text":"ITS DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ the absolute state of the modern \"liberal\""}
+{"text":"1470769 69 An orange thing in bed with Bibi: and the former is the bottom bitch of the latter. You voted for this rightards."}
+{"text":"MAGA shouldn't be worshipping their slave masters as hero's."}
+{"text":"take your fucking meds"}
+{"text":"Just imagine how much nicer this board would be if it did that"}
+{"text":"Maybe trump should come clean on what meds he's taking given it's clear he's dying."}
+{"text":"Hitler and Trump aren't the same. Oh lawdy."}
+{"text":"Tbdesu any other year I'd think this was some schizophrenic conspiracy theory, but now I'm starting to feel like it might be a real thing to worry about. Trumps brain completely broke sometime within the last year and a half, I wouldn't put anything past him after the catastrophe that was the 'release' of the Epstein files."}
+{"text":"deporting foreign invaders is literally just like the heckin Holocaust! Not shaking off the underage NPC label. esl esl ESL foreigner that isn't American (and also I'm so scared of being called out that I don't even reply to anyone) esl shill not even american Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"026: Simple as schizo sucks tranny cock, declares love for it."}
+{"text":"republicans bought the voting machines. they will cheat in 2028. and that's a good thing"}
+{"text":"1470730 the projecting bot will never beat the conceding allegations, that fact is accepted. The post between this and  shows its anti-democracy colors."}
+{"text":"irrelevant rambling pathetic little parasite, aren’t you?"}
+{"text":"The Small Business Administration under Donald Trump just SUSPENDED 6,900 Minnesota borrowers over suspected PPP and EIDL loan fraud totaling nearly HALF A BILLION DOLLARS. Let that sink in. This isn’t accidental. This isn’t rare. It’s systemic rot. Every single day more fraud is exposed and it all traces back to the same corrupt machine. Minnesota is a case study in what happens when accountability disappears. Defund Minnesota. Claw back every dollar. Prosecute everyone involved."}
+{"text":"Aimee Bock, the ringleader of the Feeding Our Future COVID fraud scheme, is listed as the contact for at least FOURTY SEVEN taxpayer-funded \"child cares\" in Minnesota, according to an official state database. These locations must be investigated for potential further fraud"}
+{"text":"FOURTY 1470789 is the ringleader of subhuman shills that will never be American, because actual Americans with English as their first language know that word is spelled \"Forty\"."}
+{"text":"zoomers think this this trolling lmao"}
+{"text":"telling lawmakers in a closed-door deposition earlier this month that his team \"had proof beyond reasonable doubt in both cases\" that Trump was guilty of the charges in the 2020 election interference and classified documents cases. Could we see that proof?"}
+{"text":"no. and you're a racist nazi for asking"}
+{"text":"Aileen Cannon is that you?"}
+{"text":"Dis nigga needa go oudsiiiideee!!!"}
+{"text":"this is a lot of words for 'votes made on election day shouldn't count'"}
+{"text":"good, i hope they do steal it. democrats aren't fit to govern"}
+{"text":"Nah. Trump is just incapable of winning against a man. He can only beat women."}
+{"text":"I mean Democrats stole 2020 so fairs fair!"}
+{"text":"Maduro’s in jail. Putin is next."}
+{"text":"They're just going to rig it the Republican electorate don't trust Trump All who gain power are afraid to lose it. The 'assassination' attempt was clearly staged. Because trying a JFK again would be too obvious. As is any attempt at vote rigging this year & beyond. Anything other than Republicans losiing in the midterms will be an admission of guilt by Trump & co."}
+{"text":"He means republicans are going to rig it because no one can stop them since trump would be entirely on board with it and the republican supreme court would just rubber stamp the theft."}
+{"text":"In reverse order: Indiana Miami California Virginia New Jersey NYC Why couldn't these be rigged? Especially now Mamdani is now officially Mayor of Trump's old patch: and of course he can't escape a Democrat mayor, now there's one in the main city of the state Mar-a-Lago's in. If these pre-midterms couldn't be rigged because reality couldn't be stopped, any attempt at doing so, especially after today in NYC, will be too obvious."}
+{"text":"Why are his hands so small"}
+{"text":"For miggers it is an honor to have the president fuck your 5 years old daughter"}
+{"text":"The definition of what counts as a victory has changed much since the war started all those years ago."}
+{"text":"Ukraine should keep forcing men to die because men are nothing but disposable pawns Are you a feminist or just a simp?"}
+{"text":"why do you want everyone to know you're a russia shill? it can't possibly help your goal"}
+{"text":"Worse. He's a Canadian jeet being paid by a jew to shill"}
+{"text":"Many such cases"}
+{"text":"Your alternative facts aren't real."}
+{"text":"Yeah they are real. They're also 3 years old and done under Biden, so Trump's DOJ hasn't actually done shit in this case. And it especially has nothing to do with any of these \"citizen journalists\"."}
+{"text":"Paying a $20.25 'Personal Sacrifice' donation to 'own the libs', eh Trumptards? If you aren't, why not? There's so many now ex-Trump voters who won't be paying that amount to Trump, so if you aren't, MAGAts in /news/, you're just like those 'traitors' to your cause, shills."}
+{"text":"Tell that to the 60 Somalians convicted of fraud sitting in a prison cell, I'm sure they will agree with you"}
+{"text":"and trump has nothing to do with it. oh, and did you see how minnesota republicans opposed walz' anti-fraud plan earlier this year, too? funny, ain't it"}
+{"text":"Thats the state of the Republican party. They are utterly incapable of taking any responsibility for their actions and have to resort to lies to make the other side look bad. Any accusation from them is a confession."}
+{"text":"What we know: Cole initially denied involvement but confessed after being shown surveillance images, investigators said. They arrested this patsy after the DC officer that actually planted them got outed by the media. They're selectively releasing things he said and claiming he has severe autism. This is what railroading somebody looks like."}
+{"text":"just wondering why no news outlet in the West is reporting about Europeans being replaced in their own cities?"}
+{"text":"here's the image I would have attached to my post if this board wasn't reddit on 4chan"}
+{"text":"You lefties and your cooky conspiracy theories."}
+{"text":"I am so disappointed with my son, I mean, just Imagine how on totally talented you have to be to have highly recognizable name brand like Kennedy, Enter politics, and fail so badly, that you end up working as an underling for Trump"}
+{"text":"on totally talented I'm totally I'm totally Untotally Third time a charm Stupid voice to text (My enunciation is perfect... The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain,)"}
+{"text":"i'd suggest a word like 'inept' next time, untotally isn't a real word even if the definition can be parsed"}
+{"text":"Have you heard what he did to his voice? He sounds like a malfunctioning lawnmower when he talks."}
+{"text":"He treated the Kennedy name better than George W and the Bush name, or Hillary and the Clinton name."}
+{"text":"Twice as many Americans believe their financial security is getting worse than better, according to an exclusive new poll conducted for the Guardian, and they are increasingly blaming the White House. 57% of Americans said the US economy is undergoing a recession, up 11% from a similar poll that was conducted in February. The stark divisions between Democrats and Republicans continue to persist. Democrats are almost twice as likely as Republicans to say their financial security is getting worse – 52% versus 27%. But more concerningly for Republicans, who will have to fight next year to keep their majority in Congress, Trump hasn’t been able to sway independents. A majority (54%) of independents said their financials are worsening, +9% compared with February’s polling. Most independents (58%) also believe the country is experiencing a recession. And more of the blame is being placed on the White House than ever before. When asked to choose between the government or corporations for the question “who is most responsible for any increasing prices”: - 76% of Democrats said it was government management of the economy, +17% from February’s poll. - 72% of independents also pointed to the government, +14% from February. - Republicans were less likely to point to the government, with 55% saying it was government (-6% compared to February) and 45% blaming corporate practices. In another worrying sign for Republicans, over the course of his first year, these voters have soured on the economy. While Americans overall have grown more pessimistic this year, women are far less confident about the economy than men. Nearly two-thirds of women (62%) believe the US is experiencing a recession, +12% from February, compared with 52% of men who believe the same. And half of women (50%) believe their financial security is getting worse while 39% of men believe the same. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"brought to you buy Trump Good Lord, your thinktank needs to hire better foreign shills who actually understand English"}
+{"text":"The US has been a recession, if not outright depression, since 2008. What the stock market is doing is mostly irrelevant, the country has been completely deindustrialized, the government penalizes you for making anything, and the only way to make money is healthcare, fraud, or both."}
+{"text":"The US has been a recession Good morning saar"}
+{"text":"Kek. Talk to real Americans. They don't think the economy is great. Thats why Trumps delusional rantings about the economy being the greatest ever aren't working."}
+{"text":"They arent illegal. That elon faggot gave them visas to take jobs."}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Its sad as fuck this country got successfully fleeced by call center pajeet niggers"}
+{"text":"There were only a handful of people behind that shit. And now they deserve to be physically removed from the country."}
+{"text":"I'm shocked how easy it was, part of what LBJ's administration was warned about when they warned against the possibility of illegal immigrants flooding the country was that our jails are much nicer than their countries, if we arrest them then we're effectively housing them for free. If we execute them, we're no better than the commies who do the same to migrants in their country. At the time, it was in response to the Chinese who were going through their version of the troubles where the average person would normally eat meals made of the children of other average people, as Mao at the time had this Great Leap Forward plan which destroyed the crops of millions of farmers. But the theory is still the same: Even living in a maximum security prison in America is better than living as a dirt farmer in India or a starving thief in Somalia. So of course they're going to try anything in their power to come over here even if they end up getting caught. The money just one of these establishments can scam the local government can make them and their entire extended family live a king's life for eternity and all it takes is maybe one member of their family getting an all-expenses paid vacation in American prison (probably not even maximum security, the last person who defrauded Minnesota went to minimum security)."}
+{"text":"At the time, it was in response to the Chinese What's really fucking funny is knowing about a similar movement that went on in the late 1880s that led to an outright chinese ban. Like the type of shit MAGA would DROOL over. The West Coast in particular went as far as to completely expel and/or deport all of their chinese population. And you know what happened? Complete fucking disaster. Turns out citizens DIDN'T fill in the roles those laborers were filling because they didn't pay well and were seen as below them. And since most of those industries were staffed primarily by the now-banned Chinese migrants, what few did had no one left to train them. It fucking annihilated their economic growth for over 60 years."}
+{"text":"Can you show me one report anywhere that confirms there are drugs hidden in the oil the US stole from a sovereign nation? What is your basis for this other than a convicted felon and best friend of both Netanyahu and Epstien says that's the reason? Go ahead and post evidence if you have any. I provided evidence of the real reason already, so if you want to dispute it you'll have to use evidence instead of just yelling TDS over and over. Also, reminder that in my original post I point out that the collapse of the US petro dollar is a bipartisan issue. If Harris was in office instead of Trump when Saudi Arabia started making agreements to buy and sell in Chinese currency, she and her administration would be doing something very similar if not identical. This isn't about Trump, and it's sure as fuck not about drugs. This is about the US currency and with it economy tipping on the brink of disaster and them pulling out all the stops."}
+{"text":"big mad that Trump isn't enabling their TDS by causing an oil spill lol"}
+{"text":"This is just word salad now. I actually think it's more than likely a bot at this point."}
+{"text":"The bot problem has picked up on most of the major sites in the past few weeks. 4ch was already overrun by rupeeniggers since about '22. Its only gonna get worse with the purposefully weak captcha"}
+{"text":"you seriously think drugs are the actual reason? this is Weapons of mass destruction all over again."}
+{"text":"Accurate"}
+{"text":"Frankly with how openly Trump says he barely even knows who any of these guys are, just that \"someone\" told him they were treated unfairly, the message is that you need to figure out who the \"someone\"s are and send those people a briefcase full of unmarked Nvidia share certificates or tickets to the latest and greatest loli island getaway."}
+{"text":"Lot of hurt Trumptard feelings ITT"}
+{"text":"They lash out at what they can't blame on democrats."}
+{"text":"The fact that leftist singular No wonder your English education is inferior, thus you're inferior too, when your number of brain cells is in the singular, Ivan."}
+{"text":"China seeks to build 6 additional aircraft carriers by 2035 for 9 total. Let me know when they can build one that isn't as much of a joke as Russia's."}
+{"text":"They already did. They even have a working EMALs before us."}
+{"text":"The new military bonus comes from tariffs (It actually comes from the military's housing subsidies) I opened up the water to help the LA fires (None of the water forcibly released by Trump's goons actually got to the fires at all) End Ukraine War in 24 hours (still going) 18 trillion in investments (Actually even the White House website only counts 9 trillion and most of those are in vague promises instead of concrete investments) DOGE saved billions (It failed completely and actually cost us money) Biden gave 350 billion to Ukraine (At most it was 133 billion) Haitians are eating the cats and dogs in Springfield Ohio (It was a single random, non-migrant crackhead who ate one cat in a different town on the other side of the state) They're smuggling Fentanyl from Venezuela (Fentanyl doesn't come from Venezuela because the Mexican cartels effectively have a monopoly on it) There's been no murders in Washington DC since I put troops in (There's been multiple)"}
+{"text":"your article is also inaccurate because all of these require a membership to drop below $2. Holy fucking cope batman, gas remains under $2 in some places. Cope harder, ass spelunker"}
+{"text":"Guys gas is under $2 a gallon!* *If you pay the $65 a year for membership, otherwise it's above $2"}
+{"text":"Yeah you do realize that even if we accept that as being true now, it wasn't the case when he said that? If someone lies to you about a cure for cancer and then a year later someone invents a cure for cancer, that doesn't mean you weren't lied to."}
+{"text":"Why are conservatives rapists and then blame the victim?"}
+{"text":"No one died. I saw the video. All fake. As usual."}
+{"text":"Australia banned all of its guns so how did the Australia shootings happen in the first place?!"}
+{"text":"How curious, you invested in this security system yet after 30 foiled attempts someone broke into your house Why don't you try just having no security system at all? I am very intelligent"}
+{"text":"Is called Israeli Secret Intelligence Service for a reason, 100% the cursed spawn of satan. The right thing to do is to protect human beings from such vermin."}
+{"text":"It’s hard for those that have no morality, guilt, or that don’t know right from wrong to integrate with a society that does."}
+{"text":"Not him but you should probably stop posting until you turn 18. Despite you incorrectly thinking BLM is a spontaneous terrorist organization, BLM actually exists to protest police brutality."}
+{"text":"But it offered a glimpse of how far-right groups have seized on cultural production – from clothing brands to top 40 music – to normalise their ideas “They start listening to a band that they really like and start going to concerts of that band. Then they start meeting people there and it can escalate in that way,” Kondor explained. The real question here is what the fuck has the left been doing where they completely lost their cultural monopoly? I almost feel like it was completely ceded. From like 2014-2022, leftists were the 'no fun allowed' group. Can't say that, can't do this. You can't build any culture without edgyness. Left stuff used to be edgy as fuck, and that was cool, but they completely lost that somewhere along the lines. There's no Eminem anymore, there's no punk-rock, or Ska or good movies or anything. Even rap fucking sucks nowadays. What the hell happened? View it like this. There was actually time when supporting gay people was counterculture and cool, but now it's lame and gay. That's how badly the left has fumbled their cultural football. I think that the left won't regain this cultural power, but rather, the right is going to cede it back to them. We're already seeing it happen, with right wing retards going too hard on policing language and criticism of religion and shit. Can't make fun of that, can't say this. People hate being policed like that, and as long as the left doesn't fumble their football again, and their finger wagging culture has died off, I think there will be a huge cultural swing back to the left sometime soon. At least I hope, because the modern right is starting to look more and more like the crusty ass regressive right of yonder days, and it's gonna fucking suck being ruled by people like that without any cultural outlet to vent frustration like there used to be."}
+{"text":"What is it with Nazis and shitty AI generated images?"}
+{"text":"Lack of original thinking, it's a nazi thing"}
+{"text":"It's crazy too, because a key pillar of fascism is the focus on aesthetics. But AI is ugly as sin"}
+{"text":"Post this in /pol/"}
+{"text":"Maybe I don’t want to be found?"}
+{"text":"a girl 19 year old try harder. she's never gonna hook up with you."}
+{"text":"Unless she's in Russia or Africa nobody here can help you."}
+{"text":"Covid vaccine The pandemic changed everything. In 2020, the Commission issued €40 billion in debt – more than double any previous year – to finance emergency programmes such as SURE and, more consequentially, the €750 billion ‘NextGenerationEU’ (NGEU) recovery fund. Unlike earlier instruments, much of this borrowing was designed not for back-to-back lending but to finance direct grants to member-state governments. The scale of the shift is striking. Annual issuance surged to nearly €200 billion by 2025, while total outstanding debt climbed above €670 billion. Much of it will remain on the EU’s balance sheet until at least 2058 – longer still if the Commission chooses to refinance maturing bonds rather than repay them outright. The result is a little-noticed milestone: the EU is now the fifth-largest sovereign or supranational borrower in Europe, surpassing Belgium and 22 other member states, and trailing only Italy, France, Germany and Spain. Brussels has quietly entered the fiscal big leagues."}
+{"text":"A permanent debtor? First, for capital markets. EU bonds, buoyed by an AAA rating, increasingly function as a de-facto safe asset. Their rapid expansion risks crowding the highest-quality national sovereign debt, potentially nudging yields higher for member states already burdened by heavy borrowing needs. As governments continue to issue at scale, the interaction between EU-level and national financing costs will matter more than ever. Second, for the EU budget. Early NGEU issuance benefited from ultra-low – even negative – interest rates. That era is over. Post-pandemic inflation pushed policy rates above 4%, lifting EU borrowing costs sharply. Yields on EU bonds rose from near zero in 2020 to roughly 3% in recent years. Because much of this debt finances grants rather than revenue-generating assets, higher servicing costs will weigh on EU budgets for decades. Third, for EU politics. Debt has a way of hardening divisions. Future borrowing will complicate already-fraught negotiations between fiscally cautious states and those favouring a more expansive EU role. As new crises emerge – from Ukraine to defence to industrial policy – pressure will grow to reach again for the common credit card. These tensions will come into sharp focus during negotiations over the next EU budget for 2028-34. For the first time, debt-servicing costs for NGEU will be explicitly embedded in the budget, forcing governments to confront the trade-offs of decisions taken during the emergency years. The EU’s pandemic response was widely judged a success. But that success came at a price. Accumulating nearly €700 billion in supranational debt in five years marks a structural shift in European public finance – one with implications that extend far beyond the crisis that justified it. For the moment, EU common debt as part of GDP is still marginal."}
+{"text":"However, whether this becomes a permanent feature of the EU’s fiscal architecture, or a one-off response to extraordinary circumstances, is a question Brussels will have to answer sooner or later."}
+{"text":"Net contributor EU states would be mad to agree to permanent EU-level borrowing. France would just spend their money and credit rating like mad. Just look at France's current budget chaos"}
+{"text":"Bankruptcies aren't just rising — they're suddenly everywhere. From billion-dollar giants to mom-and-pop shops to everyday individuals, bankruptcies are piling up across the US this year, with large corporate bankruptcies already hitting their highest level in 15 years. The surge in bankruptcies highlights the growing financial pressures facing consumers and companies as costs climb amid a tougher borrowing environment. \"Rising costs, tighter credit conditions, and ongoing geopolitical volatility continue to exert pressure on households and businesses already facing financial strain.\" Unlike past downturns, this wave of bankruptcies appears to be hitting nearly every corner of the economy. It's sweeping across a range of sectors in what one veteran bankruptcy attorney described as a strikingly \"unusual\" pattern. Even without December figures, 2025 has already logged the highest annual count for large corporate bankruptcies since 2010, when filings totaled 828, according to S&P Global. In November alone, Subchapter V bankruptcy filings totaled 223 — a 23% bump from the previous year, according to the American Bankruptcy Institute, which cited data from Epiq. Individual bankruptcy filings saw an 8% jump to 40,973 in November 2025, up from the 37,814 filings in November 2024, the data cited by ABI shows. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's what he's paid for. Assuming he's paid, which he probably isn't."}
+{"text":"Still waiting for you to show how they were debunked."}
+{"text":"Esl shill is a they/them, it all makes sense now"}
+{"text":"Honestly you've won the discussion. As soon as the paid shill spammer starts calling people esl you know he's fresh out of paid taking points and has given up"}
+{"text":"Its important to him that everyone worships the billionaires as hard as he does, otherwise he'd look like a fool!"}
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+{"text":"If you live in the US, this chart is your best place to start looking. International posters outside the US may have region specific options not shown here!"}
+{"text":"should i trade in my nissan z for a 2019 2ss camaro (plus tip) or is it too much of a lateral move"}
+{"text":"why does it look obese"}
+{"text":"still a side grade you're comparing a 400hp 3600lb RWD car to a 420hp 3700lb RWD car miata/86 is at least 1000-1500lbs lighter and corvette/g80 m3 is much faster (+100hp for starters)"}
+{"text":"What? The Nissan Z has 400 HP and 350 lb-ft. of torque. The Camaro has 455 HP and 455 lb-ft. of torque."}
+{"text":"Also, the G80 M3 base, so not competition, is 473 horsepower, 406 lb-ft of torque, and does 0-60 mph in 4.1 seconds. Same 0-60 as the Camaro."}
+{"text":"again, still a lateral a 400z is more likely to drive like a camaro than it is to drive like a miata or corvette or new m3 if you dont want what feels like a lateral you're going to want to get something that drives dramatically different"}
+{"text":"Daily Learner Bike Thread - 600cc RR is the standard learner bike edition Picrel, a standard learner bike THE daily learner bike thread This thread is for real learner riders, who want to learn properly on a 600 or higher, so that they can get ready for a liter bike. The other thread is for advanced literbikes of 900cc minimum edition. Bikes under 900cc - 600RR's are the standard learner bikes Learner Motorcycle tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, and the foaming dragon Learner gear advice from successful bike chads: you don't need gear if you don't fall off Learner Motorcycle Success discussion with literchads, their prospects, and one permaseething chameleon tranny - Who has never posted bike or hand. Never. Pulling on strings attached to manifest better cornering in the universe 600 is the recommended learner bike minimum don't let cowards tell you otherwise CBR600, GSXR600/750, R6, and ZX6R Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone know a good wheelie school in the UK? Asking for a friend."}
+{"text":"Girls are riding proper learner bikes. You are not weaker than a girl, are you?"}
+{"text":"Is this true? Are you lot working on the new learner bike sticky?"}
+{"text":"yes. The new sticky is pretty much what we have said in the last few learner threads. 600RR is the standard learner bike; eg CBR, GSXR 600, R6, ZX6R, Daytona 675 etc RR derived 600 nakeds work too; eg FSZ600, Bandit 600, Hornet 600 etc off roads are tiny engines generally, and usually slow anyway, so shoot for a 600 for learner who are naturally better riders than others, try wildcard leader bikes like gsxr750, Ducati 848 etc its that simple."}
+{"text":"mog's you're pigfat overpriced riced out honda civic while costing 10x less and actually having some soul handles better in the twisties just for shits and giggles while it's at it nothing personal"}
+{"text":"AWD listen carefully next time, stupid monkey"}
+{"text":"you're not afraid of a couple shafts, are you? tell me you're not a wrenchlet..."}
+{"text":"I low key have been looking at one of those, in a darker (?) green. Are they decent cars? I've read that this generation, F56 LCI2, is very solid. I need a small car because my apartment building's garage spots are from the 1950s. Can't fit a modern monstrosity in them at all."}
+{"text":"bhp/kg must be crazy with that wheelbase"}
+{"text":"I own a 2011 R56 1.6 turbodiesel. On its 3rd clutch and 2nd leaky turbo. 400.000km without any super major reoairs barring wearables. Will maintain and drive it 'til it blows up. It's a Citroen engine I think."}
+{"text":"This is a two-lane road in Japan."}
+{"text":"Can you climb such a hill? According to the internet, human legs can produce 150 lb-ft of torque So if your car has more than 15 lb-ft of torque, a 0.1st gear would allow you to climb it."}
+{"text":"it's just extremely zoomed in. famous spot to film that bridge from is ~10km away"}
+{"text":"I would post a pic of the two lane road your mom has, but it's not really blue board appropriate."}
+{"text":"Tiny roads for tiny people on a tiny island, it makes sense."}
+{"text":"It's not the size of the island, it's how they've build their towns and citties. Unlike us in the US, they don't really have zoning limitations, they do have zoning laws, and build codes and all that jazz, but if you wanna build a warehouse right next to a residential area right next to a restaurant right next to a park right next to a train station right next to a hospital, no one's stopping you. Japs don't have suburbia or downtown, Or at the very least they don't have it like we do, everything is mixed up, and while they do have laws and code for security and safety (if your warehouse is storing hazardous chemicals for example, they will prevent it from being build close to people) but other than that it's play ball. You don't even have to tear anything down, just remodel the inside of a house and you can have a restaurant for example If you're a random japanese cuck who wants to enact NIMBY? you're shit outta luck, you have no power in japan and your solution to NOT wanting to live next to a warehouse is to move. What does this have to do with the size of the streets? the fact they don't have to acomodate cars like we do, In the US unless you live in a major urban city, public transportation goes from dogshit to nonexistent, you NEED a car, There's no supermarket at walking distance, no clinic at walking distance, no bank at walking distance, no restaurant at walking distance, no bar at walking distance, etc. All of this shit exists in japan in some measure. And for most long distance transport there's the train, and unless you live out in the japanese boonies, you live at worst, a half an hour walk from the closest train station."}
+{"text":"Mindbroken Chameleon tranny changes TTP's This is a threador liter bike riders, who have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or aspiring liter bikers, who want to buy a liter bike. New bake a the last thread, litter thread is maxxed and the learner/ liter dichotomy is going strong. Big boi liter bike things, discussed by people who actually have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or at least those wanting to buy a liter bike liter biker illusions, like wheelies, stoppies, close-up magic, stage hypnotism and posting bike gear advice from literchads: you don't need gear if you don't have a bike, or don't fall off. Just don't fall off and you are 100% safe liter biker wife pics, webms, and swapping. Chameleon has still never seen a vagina Biker discussion with liter bike havers, and people looking to get a liter bike. LOL at the one permaseething chameleon tranny lulzcow a 600 RR is the recommended learner bike minimum, and the learner thread exists for learner discussions, although learners who want to ask literchads are encouraged. A liter over 900cc is the minimum for elite riders, who are the apex predators of the motorbike world. (New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added): Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"chameleon tranny proves he is just samefagging all the time whoa, that's a big shock. nice self-pwn"}
+{"text":"I disagree. It's great advice."}
+{"text":"Agreed fuck that. Whoever wrote that need to have a word with themselves. The lads in the last few learner threads are working on a new one anyway. It's much better."}
+{"text":"I can't complain too much, though, since I'm too lazy to do it myself thats why it is, and has been, the sticky for like 6 years now anyone who disagrees its good advice (the skinwalker freak) doesnt actually ride 28814675 28814707 look how he has to samefag to try and manufacture agreement look how he has to lie that \"a new one\" is being made"}
+{"text":"Can any ADVfags recommend some good separate upper leg and knee armor to look into? I just got a Leatt 5.5 body protector for upper body and Gaerne Enduros for my feet and lower legs, but don't see an obvious choice for hip, upper leg, and knee protection yet."}
+{"text":"This is London police car, UK (not in EU)"}
+{"text":"The only consensus here is that police worldwide are utterly useless."}
+{"text":"Tää on vissii joku stadilaaste juttu? We only see the average Transporter party van and the occasional \"assault van\", those fuck off huge, lifted and armored MB Sprinter vans."}
+{"text":"Yea, they're promising those to \"all departments\" so we might see those around 2030 outside kehä-3. Been ages since I've seen Sprinters, usually Transporters, occasionally those gray civilian models. Usually when they're guarding politicians they have couple of police in suits sitting inside gray \"construction van\" to be discreet, which I find funny."}
+{"text":"These two made citizens shit their pants in fear more than any of the cars posted in this thread."}
+{"text":"I see the sprinter sword taxis every time I visit Turku, they're fairly common there, especially along the 8 tie highway."}
+{"text":"what do conservative men drive?"}
+{"text":"cars that reflect the fact they have small penises"}
+{"text":"Those start at $300k. The one you posted is over $1,000,000"}
+{"text":"The libtards are fired up in this thread wow showing their vehicle insecurities heavily LOL."}
+{"text":"and he was 100% jew preaching to fellow jews"}
+{"text":"In my experience Kias."}
+{"text":"What do you assume of someone driving one of these?"}
+{"text":"Nothing. Assuming is for morons."}
+{"text":"why is a portland hipster driving a car with a turkish licence plate?"}
+{"text":"Thumbnail looks like a cybertruck SUV"}
+{"text":"no, he just described wagons."}
+{"text":"It's a hipster thing; you wouldn't understand"}
+{"text":"Just got my first speeding ticket, can we share stories to ease my pain? How severe are they? Are they worth fighting? Is my life over?"}
+{"text":"also 35 road everyone is speeding at 50 speed limit raised to 50 wow look those people aren't speeding anymore"}
+{"text":"Traffic court isn't real court, speeding is not actually a crime, it's a moving violation. It just so happens the state enforces the moving violations as if they are crimes in order to force you to pay the fee, which is in effect a road tax. If they didn't do any of this speed limits would be basically impossible to enforce, because if speeding tickets didn't cause otherwise sensible people a lot of pointless frustration by exposing them to the radioactive bureaucracy of the state, nobody would even pay attention to the signs."}
+{"text":"Anyone have experience dealing with 'early resolutions' and speaking with prosecutors in Canada? Is it likely a early resolution meeting is worth waiting months for? Would they reduce an already roadside-reduced speeding ticket?"}
+{"text":"they tell you you're about to get a ticket"}
+{"text":"Your inaurance only goes up if you get a point on your record"}
+{"text":"Does /o/ wear automotive apparel?"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"I have 2 T-shirts from Morgan."}
+{"text":"Castrol T-shirts"}
+{"text":"Really?"}
+{"text":"ebonics RED WING boots are made in Minnesota"}
+{"text":"Most important info to give: Region (US(g)A(y), Euroland (pronounced poor-o land), Ausfailia) Budget What you want to do with the car (hoon, outdoors, commute, haul stuff) Things you do or don't want in specific Your friendly neighborhood /o/tists will help you out."}
+{"text":"You aren't gonna need a truck in California"}
+{"text":"E92 335i Delusional"}
+{"text":"e39 530d manual"}
+{"text":"Just get an S-Class already"}
+{"text":"EV Is more cost effective. In last 5 years ICE got more expensive, EV got less effective. You are limited by charging, so make sure you have a plan for that."}
+{"text":"check my tranny dipstick tranny fluid is already brownish red mfw my car is only 2 years old with 20k miles how cooked am I?"}
+{"text":"get it analyzed and stop guessing anything else is just trying to read tea leaves"}
+{"text":"buddy stop street racing"}
+{"text":"I have 150K km on my 2014 Mazda 3 and have never checked or changed my tranny fluid. I think it's fine. Schrodinger's fluid."}
+{"text":"Most trannys never get their fluid changed. The recommended interval is usually somewhere around 60k miles unless you have some German bullshit that tells you it's a lifetime fill. You're doing better than average if you change the fluid at literally any point before the transmission dies."}
+{"text":"it's fine, just replace every 40k, don't worry about the color (unless it gets moisture in it)"}
+{"text":"i like it because i grew up with it in midnight club. the only eclipse i dont like is the 4th gen, but thats just personal preference"}
+{"text":"Only 7 bolt second gen’s experienced crank walk dumb fuck."}
+{"text":"Hairdresser car"}
+{"text":"kys faggot"}
+{"text":"mad because your wrong and your epic le maymay comment failed"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the ITS either, since the value proposition over the CTR or TLX A-Spec isn't really there. If it had AWD and Honda's 10AT or 8DCT, then it could better compete with the European brands. Forcing MT in something that is supposed to pull double duty as a luxury daily driver is tone deaf despite what the online 'enthusiast' community claims people want. Most Honda fans who want that powertrain will buy the CTR. People who want all the Acura tech will buy the TLX with 272 HP that is more than enough for most people. The ITS and the new Prelude feel like parts bin cars because Honda still insists on making all its small cars FWD."}
+{"text":"My CRV is pissing me off. Got it from I guy who used to live in Chicago so the bottom is all rusted to hell. It feels off driving over 60. Love the body type though"}
+{"text":"Sorry about the corrosion Anon, try having the suspension inspected to make sure it's not unsafe or anything."}
+{"text":"I've driven a few cars over the years, but I just love my Jazz. it has the best dash, temp gauges would've been cool, but that's about it. The manual is the best I've ever driven and the steering feel is the best I've driven. Brakes could've been better. Thanks for reading a review of my lil honder."}
+{"text":"temp gauges would've been cool, but that's about it Honda Jazz is based, you're not missing much Anon, even my Accord's temp gauge isn't that useful, it's either \"stone cold\", \"perfectly where it needs to be\", or \"or holy shit I need to turn A/C off on this massive hill because it's going to the moon\", it may as well be an idiot light like the Jazz."}
+{"text":"why does /o/ hate new cars so much? i drove an old ass 2002 audi for a good decade and finally bought myself a brand new car after turning 30 and getting a good job and holy shit apple carplay is really nice, the maps are so useful, the backup camera is also very nice and just everything about it is great. old cars fucking suck ass."}
+{"text":"what this does, and we have stats to prove it now, is results in worse drivers and worse safety. Unironically they are making the world a less safe place by adding all these driver aids. Of course the rich jews that sell these scam products get rich, but everyone else suffers."}
+{"text":"car beeps at you at least once every 2 minutes more distracted driving incidents Wow who could have seen that coming."}
+{"text":"apple carplay is really nice, the maps are so useful, the backup camera is also very nice Holy shut the FUCK UP NORMALFAG. You can replace the interior of older cars with whatever toddler ipad garbage you want. I can put a cheap bluetooth radio, cheap backup camera, and a cheap shitty ipad in the center console of a 2000 honda civic and suddenly I have a 2020 honda civic. Its the same fucking shit, the only difference is you are paying 5 figures extra for gay smartphone features while I can get them for $1k tops. You are not handy or passionate about cars. You are a consumer faggot."}
+{"text":"They're ugly They're bloated and overweight They're soulless with generic global design trends and inoffensive colors They're full of electronic nannies that get in the way of real driving and annoy you They're totally numb to drive because of drive by wire on everything and electric steering"}
+{"text":"Kek shoulda got an F10 M5 Competition"}
+{"text":"What typical car brands aren't touched by the Chinese Communist Party? Are cars of today forever tainted by their bloody hands? It seems you can't even \"buy American™\" these days anymore. I'd rather not be associated with them"}
+{"text":"Buying USA is hard if not impossible. I settled for a Japan built car."}
+{"text":"I was surprised to find- when my friend started restoring an S197 Ford Mustang, how some of the parts for the car were discontinued and can no longer be purchased. My 90s Toyota had parts that were still being manufactured to this day- and could be ordered direct from Japan, which is incredible."}
+{"text":"Korean cars. Korea and China hate each other. Korean cars use Korean LG batteries."}
+{"text":"Korean cars you're joking right? They don't have the experience to make a quality car. They can't even prevent theft of their cars as they didn't even bother securing the ignition switch from being accessed."}
+{"text":"just admit defeat I can buy cheap chink parts and save money to buy domestic/import components where it matters at the cost of your suffering which neither you or I think about thanks for the mandrel bent stainless exhaust kit for like 90 dollars chang but i don't see how this means you're winning little mister economic superpower."}
+{"text":"Tested 3 of six ignition coils and all worked fine. Took fuel pump and fuel injector relays out. Took all six spark plugs out. A bit black and gap is slightly larger than should be. Computer now disables spark. How am I supposed to test them? I want to know if these were causing an issue before I tidy them up"}
+{"text":"You'll be fine, assuming you don't keep running the car for too short a time as I assume you have been doing. Condensation is expected to form on occasion, and modern oils are designed to capture water and burn it off as it warms up. When regularly starting a car that you're not driving, you need to essentially ignore the coolant gauge and go further than just letting the needle get to the middle before shutting it off. Start the car and let it warm up a tad until the gauge is off the peg, then start gently accelerating and holding the engine up and down the rev range up to a maximum of 3,000 rpm until the car shows it's at operating temperature. Once that has been achieved, you can then start revving up and down as you wish, holding rpms at random points, for random lengths of time to mimic driving around. Your ultimate goal here is to heat the engine oil and exhaust up enough to burn off all the condensation that forms in said systems. You'll know you've succeeded once the white cloud of water vapour stops appearing from the exhaust. It usually takes 20 to 30 minutes for my cars to burn off any and all traces of water or water vapours. Do this at least once a month, and your engine should be fine."}
+{"text":"Should I offer to fix it if I'm not dating her sure, maybe you can turn it into a date and know she is dating someone else? HELL NO. What is wrong with you?"}
+{"text":"No, you cuck"}
+{"text":"Thanks. I saw someone suggest taking the oil cap off while heating the engine up to let the water boil off through there. Would that be a good idea?"}
+{"text":"Depending on where the timing chain or valves are, it could just end up flinging oil out of the cap hole, so I'd avoid it. Any vapours inside the engine will be routed through the CCV system and pumped out of the exhaust, so don't worry about it."}
+{"text":"What are classic cars you should like but just can't? Lincoln Continental 1961 should work as an undestated, designer elecance. But its just too plain for me. I can see the classy appeal, but its just a normal car."}
+{"text":"I'm not doubting the suspension but this looks like a metal turd. I have the same problem with the E-Type hardtop. I just don't get how it's supposed to look any good."}
+{"text":"they made it better-er"}
+{"text":"The style is great, but the proportions are terrible. For a better execution of that concept, look at the Toyota 2000GT."}
+{"text":"I find Countach to look stupid and not in a good way. I am a Diablo guy through and through."}
+{"text":"This looks like if they turned Kennedy into a car."}
+{"text":"Why don’t people drive Russian cars?"}
+{"text":"i drove a lada 2101 for a few years"}
+{"text":"It's hard to get parts for them here."}
+{"text":"Fingol Russian simp Have some self respect."}
+{"text":"I do, that's why I traded my jap truck for a Niva and my BMW X6 35d for a Vogla."}
+{"text":"Muscovy makes cars?"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"Nobody is realistically cross-shopping these with a new daily driver Honda lol yup a more realistic alternative would be an m3 or something. i just wanted to take a shit all over the 718, as it deserves (except the gts of course, those are based.)"}
+{"text":"seriously you have no reason to get it over a TLX unless you just NEED a manual in wrong wheel drive or a hatchback or you're afraid of it getting stolen"}
+{"text":"TLX RIP"}
+{"text":"the nu-integra looks good in person, moreso than the civic shame about the 1.5t in the non type s models, that thing fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"the integra has MORE INTERIOR SPACE, is significantly cheaper, and is still in production."}
+{"text":"now that drumpf is allowing chink cars to be sold in the US, will we be getting jimnies? i want mine in superior white ofc."}
+{"text":"They're cramped cars I didn't know you drive with your obese wife and 3 children every day to work! I'm sorry to offend you! You should buy a Lexus."}
+{"text":"at any speed This car is lethargic, but every other point stands."}
+{"text":"It still amazes me that \"safety\" inevitably becomes a regulation failure for kei cars in U.S.A. when Pennsylvania doesn't even require helmets on their motorocycles. What The Fuck"}
+{"text":"no dealer network no EPA certification no 10 year supply of spare parts never going to happen unless more laws are changed or repealed"}
+{"text":"Rate engine thread!"}
+{"text":"It's a Renault D4F, first used in the Twingo."}
+{"text":"Looks do not matter. It's an engine, what matters is performance and longevity."}
+{"text":"The best diesel engine"}
+{"text":"Don't be absurd. That's not even the best BMW diesel engine, let alone the best diesel engine in general."}
+{"text":"amerifat reaction detected B57 is overcomplicated and has a ton of factory fresh faults, not to mention all the eco-shit put on it, N57 is just junk, M51 is outdated and outperformed easily by OM606."}
+{"text":"even worse. if you want chinkshit you either go simagic or conspit"}
+{"text":"buying chinkshit when he could be a cardholding THRUSTMASTER"}
+{"text":"Nah springs is not the feel I'm going for"}
+{"text":"that's what a real throttle has though, a fucking spring"}
+{"text":"Post car neckbeard"}
+{"text":"What exactly is \"the point\" of this?"}
+{"text":"this lil spic rents and hasnt even painted the drywall tape in his (((rented))) garage and suddenly xhe's an expert on real estate. kek. my sides."}
+{"text":"Picked it up last summer"}
+{"text":"Which one neckbeard? I'm not hispanic at all, and my house isn't rented THOUGH"}
+{"text":"When will we have self drifting cars?"}
+{"text":"Goddamn imagine an ai stability control that applies counter steer when the ass gets some slip angle so you can drive fast af like the classic RUF yellow bird video"}
+{"text":"Bruh das alrdy wat BigMexiWeiners and other Douchelandic brands du. BMWs are like cheater mode for dorifuto'ing. Too easy. Learning to drift a Mustnag is the real hard part. AMERICAN PRYDE"}
+{"text":"just get a vette bro"}
+{"text":"Why is he only wearing socks?"}
+{"text":"He saw it in the rear view mirror. And yes, slapping a gopro to your head in some current meta mid life crisis mobile is common."}
+{"text":"let me redline a cold engine on a vehicle not even past its break-in Wtf why did it explode okay retard"}
+{"text":"You drive bare foot? Weirdo."}
+{"text":"Punished Chevrolet"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I live in nyc"}
+{"text":"I’m so sorry"}
+{"text":"Ugly headlights. The E92 is the only good looking one."}
+{"text":"same, anon."}
+{"text":"Cost of living is a meme. It's basically just a rebrand of income inequality for the benefit of mega corps. Only rubes fall for it. Look at it objectively. We're going to pay you less salary but that's ok because you can live in the cheap ghetto by our factory. Meanwhile expensive homes and neighborhoods isolate high earners from this in both locations only back north you'd \"only\" be a regular joe among your peers vs living in an ivory tower surrounded by squalor in flyover. As someone from the south visiting family on the coast it's night a day difference in living conditions."}
+{"text":"So can I just go to Vancouver, buy a Xiaomi car, and drive it back to California now?"}
+{"text":"did you hear? Bill got an exeyeohmeya I think it's called what? It's chinease hahahahahahah"}
+{"text":"which chinese car is it with the heads up display that shows all cops around you?"}
+{"text":"So can I just go to Vancouver, buy a Xiaomi car, and drive it back to California now? Sure, in 25 years.."}
+{"text":"If you maintain a residence in Canada and register it in Canada, then sure. You just can't register it here"}
+{"text":"Communist party products with more steps And the worst part is that they're blatant porsche ripoffs, not even trying to hide that they just traced porsche's design and put a battery under the chassis."}
+{"text":"Some guy spent 34 million on a Ferrari at auction."}
+{"text":"I like the ford better it looks happy while the ferrari looks like a drooling retard"}
+{"text":"A 250GTO is a good place to park your money, if you have millions to throw around. Much cheaper to insure and service than 3,400 shitboxes. I like them too."}
+{"text":"I wish wops would build cars like these instead of just selling more coke wedges for new money arabs. I don't like the coontachs retarded grandchildren and I don't like how competetive they and ferrari are with their designs. just build a beautiful car instead of racing cars and coke wedges we're all fucking sick of seeing them, sell a beautiful painting of a car once again. pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"I'm sure he earned the money through honest labor and dealings."}
+{"text":"hit 60mph WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Doesnt happen in my car."}
+{"text":"It sucks weed smoke out gud"}
+{"text":"driving a car that has a sunroof"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"The Ultimate B58 powered Driving Machine."}
+{"text":"what the hell is this?"}
+{"text":"Black wheels ebay lip Riced out"}
+{"text":"You're reducing the quality of the board by trying to replace reality with lies. If you can only get in a point by obviously lying and making shit up, you didn't need to post it in the first place. I really hated reading your stupid & asinine petty moron comment."}
+{"text":"You are a ricer, always will be too."}
+{"text":"That's the slot you pour your money into."}
+{"text":"Why aren't cars this beautiful anymore? is it the lust for agressive styling from consumers that's ruining the purity of design or is it safety regulations ie pedestrian safety that's making everything look mid, or downright ugly"}
+{"text":"I don't disagree with many of your points and, if you look at the differences between Jag XJS and DB11 (the DB7 was based off the XJS floorpan) the Jag has more ground clearance. I don't really accept that the greenhouse or the tumblehome is hugely different between DB11 and DB7 when the overall proportions are taken into account; I will agree the DB7 is a much cleaner design with less fussy detail, but that's Marek Reichman vs Ian Callum for you. I prefer the shorter overhangs on the DB11, and I always admired the earlier BMWs for their ability to get the wheels right at the front corners of the car - not so easy with offset impact tests. Concluding, because we're getting into impressions vs actual dimensions (which neither of us has access to), I think regulations have driven some change in automotive styling, but some companies have taken the easy route and made their vehicles look like house bricks. I don't think you could accuse Aston of that. To illustrate my point, here's a 2000 BMW 3-series vs a modern 2-series"}
+{"text":"Surprised how nobody has said this car but I present the Jaguar XK (ill include all the model variants and whatever since its basically the same general visual concept since the 90s) As good as it looks I have to say id take its predecessor over it"}
+{"text":"Depends what you want. If you want more of a GT car, get the XK. You want the sportier feeling car. Get the F-Type."}
+{"text":"so the \"fat\" of the DB11 has grown towards the ground like many other brand new cars This doesn't get pointed out enough. Modern cars axels stick out ridicilously high from the unibody, supported by expensive low travel trick suspension to keep the centre of gravity somewhat in the manageble. That and standard 19 inch wheels."}
+{"text":"Modern cars axels stick out ridicilously high from the unibody, supported by expensive low travel trick suspension to keep the centre of gravity somewhat in the manageble. You have no idea what you are talking about, do you? Just a word salad of things you've read and not understood"}
+{"text":"American excellence"}
+{"text":"Most intelligent Texans."}
+{"text":"This mf doesn't know what a widget is! Kek You ARE wrong and the fact you double down PROVES that you're double digit."}
+{"text":"ignoring the 911's KDR"}
+{"text":"Stop trying to sound smarter than you are little nigga"}
+{"text":"A native speaker is far more likely to make that mistake actually. Phonological mistranscriptions of idioms require a level of proficiency in a language that non-native speakers rarely achieve."}
+{"text":"Worth 15k @ 56k miles? Dealership is willing to take GX470 with a fucked transmission for 4400 but I heard these also have transmission issues and I'm traumatized, can't afford to fix a CVT. What're some very cheap and modern alternatives?"}
+{"text":"In terms of reliability-to-cost, you'd be far better off with a 2012-14 Ford Focus with a manual. That said, how can you afford 15k to purchase another car but can't afford 3k for a used transmission?"}
+{"text":"That's what I was thinking. Few will tell me that Chevy is reliable, but I'm hearing far more tell me it is just a hassle. Was likely just thinking Toyota or Honda instead. Not that a Malibu is, but also wanting something fun to drive."}
+{"text":"Heard way too many bad experiences about those so I'm adverse. To answer your question though, it's because literally no shop in my town will do it for 3k, I've called maybe 10-15 different places yesterday and the cheapest for a swap was 4800 and didn't offer any warranty so I'm skeptical. It's 4800 and this car is just coming up at the mileage where there's a lot of other small repairs, a grand here, a grand there, all going to be coming in at around the same time. Since I have some (potentially) big expenses in the near future, financing a car lets me bleed the 15k slowly when I know I have job security as opposed to me blowing 6-7k at once and not having a safety net for a while after that potential large expense hits soon. It's not that I haven't considered the idea, I love the Lexus, but either a day, week, or month from now, I'm going to have to spend upwards of 10k in one swing and I'm a bit tired of driving 25-35 year old cars frankly."}
+{"text":"Really? The engine is known to be quite reliable, as is the manual transmission. The autos sucked donkey balls though."}
+{"text":"Maybe I was hearing too much about automatic transmissions, I think that’s where I heard a bulk of the complaints. Quite a few things about the smaller stuff like electrical issues and whatnot. I stopped paying attention after a point."}
+{"text":"How do we make turn signals less difficult and confusing for the average driver?"}
+{"text":"People who don't use their signals are insurance scammers."}
+{"text":"urn signals less difficult and confusing for the average driver? ??? how is a flashing light on the side they are going confusing and difficult? It doesn't get more simple than that. If someone can't figure out how to put their turn signal on they don't deserve a license. Literally 5 iq shit."}
+{"text":"You have to be 18 to post here."}
+{"text":"Make the tail light blink so I can see if you are turning from a 1/4 mile away at night as I run up on you at 70 mph. I can't see which way you are turning when your rear turn signal is some blinking amber light surrounded by brake lights until I am already too close to be doing 70. I would like to know which direction you are turning off the highway well in advance. Can I fly by you because you are Turing right or will you be turning left and I need to slow and prepare to stop. With a blinking tail light I can see from far away."}
+{"text":"In a decade we'll be in Minority Report / Demolition Man / I Robot tier self driving cars and turn signals will be nonexistent because Central Control will determine all vehicle paths."}
+{"text":"Jelly /o/?"}
+{"text":"guys everyone is as poor and incompetent as me! is my favorite poorfag cope."}
+{"text":"Salam alaikum, Lyutvi."}
+{"text":"7 series is incredible desu, shame it’s not yours. Also I just have to recommend the older gen given the headlights are better and the depreciation bigot already happened"}
+{"text":"poorfags this poorfags that t. finances a $4000 trugg for 6 gorillion years"}
+{"text":"Kek another poorfag cope fantasizing about someone else financing something t. literally has no debt or loans and still has a more expensive and faster car than you"}
+{"text":"My engine isnt reaching operating temps while driving anymore, what do?"}
+{"text":"That's because Ford is retarded. Toyota figured out it was more efficient not to use the cooling system like 20 years ago. Also I'm a little disappointed that fags like you are perfectly comfortable admitting that you brought a hybrid Cuck truck. Have some self respect."}
+{"text":"K even though ford licensed their hybrid shit from Toyota It's the same system you moron, the only difference is toyota implemented a heat storage tank to do the same thing more efficiently."}
+{"text":"it's cold out why is my engine not heating up like if it was hot out A question for the ages."}
+{"text":"Nice zc33s brother Mine takes 15 mins of driving to fully hit temp in winter weather (uk) Once the oil hits 70c you're fine to WOT They're a tiny engine and produce little heat. Make sure your ac isn't running as it will run the cooling fans at 100% for the condenser which will cool your rad Oh, and you'd best not be running piss thin 0w20, that's only in there to reduce emissions. Try 5w30 motul or shell helix Happy swifting fren"}
+{"text":"it was more efficient not to use the cooling system No goddamn way is expending electricity to run a dedicated heating element more efficient than extracting waste heat from the coolant by blowing air through a heat exchanger. Absolutely not."}
+{"text":"They were 2nd and 3rd, IIRC."}
+{"text":"Not real Dakar Rally, not in spirit of Dakar Rally and not even to Dakar anymore"}
+{"text":"Blame Mauritanians for fucking a good thing up."}
+{"text":"I miss the old days where it was just accepted that motorsport was just inherently dangerous. The solution should have been to keep the rally in Africa, but step up security and have gunship helicopters. Almost everything about nuDakar sucks. Stage speed limits, regulations upon regulations, <8500 km, minimal privateers, fucking Red Bull bringing masseuse services between rallies for their drivers, alternative fuel initiatives, etc etc. Even with all this modern technology, the coverage of the rally is absolute garbage."}
+{"text":"Anyone else addicted to buying and selling cars and is never happy?"}
+{"text":"I am too poor to buy cool cars I really want"}
+{"text":"That's just depression"}
+{"text":"I like the car buying process and the hunt for a good listing more than I like car ownership."}
+{"text":"I would not be able to get addicted to this because in the process you'd have to deal with a ton of absolute fucking retards and their lawyers CONSTANTLY. OP either lives in a wonderworld that doesn't exist or is literally making shit up."}
+{"text":"Had this with guns. This anon  is probably right, and it’s likely because of my parents. Thank you for reading my blog."}
+{"text":"Average night in Czechia edition"}
+{"text":"stop fucking eating im like the same pant size i was in HS i sure af dont eat what i did when i was younger because i would blow up like a balloon. stop fucking eating carbs too. just stop"}
+{"text":"kek i still eat what i did when i was younger because it was (almost) all home cooked meals and they were actually delicious too. portion sizes haven't gotten bigger too, still use the same bowl too"}
+{"text":"I've talked about it in past threads but I'll do it again. Not being a fat bastard isn't hard. Plug your height, weight, and age into a BMR calculator and add a sedentary activity level of calories to that number. Eat 500 less than the sum total of the two every day. You will lose a pound a week. Doesn't matter what you eat, if calories out are higher than calories in you lose weight. Shit isn't hard it just requires discipline. If you can bang out 600-800 miles a day consistently you can lose the weight."}
+{"text":"Growing up in the South didn’t prepare me for the flat Midwest – my dumb ass is yielding to traffic over a mile away! Trucker behind me is throwing a shit fit over the cb radio."}
+{"text":"I can't believe it but........things are finally looking up. I'm finally making money again. Also, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the construction zone from the NC/SC state line on 95 all the way to Fayetteville. I felt like the Mulsanne Straight at Le Mans last night on the first lap everyone going Mach fuckin Jesus between the Jersey barriers I can't believe no one wrecked last night, and I got the last spot at the pickle park and helped some guy get his truck started this morning. Dropped an injector going into Atlanta Finish delivery, bobtail all the way back to Springfield to get it fixed Fixed in literally an hour and didn't have to sit at the stealership for a week Get PM done and oil looks great, no metal in the filters Decide fuck it, mental health day at Oasis Hotel Prime Inc. has an e-waste bin I did a screen replacement on the road so I asked if I could toss the old screen in the bin \"Sure Primefag\" Open the gate, there's a box of trucker GPS's, a 4th gen Ipad Air 64gb two Windows 8 laptops, two rechargeable battery packs for phones and a Mifi X Pro 5g wireless hotspot Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I never realized just how smoll they are until I got up close to one at the ny auto show"}
+{"text":"Damn. I know GM deserves all the shit it's given, but its still my favourite of the big 3 for shit like this"}
+{"text":"You can only LARP as Pierce Brosnan in one of those."}
+{"text":"think pierce has maybe been architecting those bimmers maybe? can't see any other explanation"}
+{"text":"it's funny because it's true"}
+{"text":"I'd say that it'd probably be a good idea for the U.S to ban anyone with a Chinese car from crossing their border considering they're all spying machines anyways, but at the same time It's not like it would effect the people buying them much at all since they're either foreign plants loyal to the CCP or people with the strongest TDS known to man, and both of those groups hate the current U.S government and wouldn't visit the country anyways."}
+{"text":"I hate living in Canada as a white canadian. chinese spy cars incoming pajeet truckers everywhere killing people 2.1million pajeets loosing their status this year alone they won't go home Tim's is hot garbage shithole house cost 600k But hey, prime minister blackface is banging tired out old popstar pussy i guess"}
+{"text":"I for one look forward to our new BYD overlords, get fucked mutts"}
+{"text":"canadian mutt calling someone else a mutt kek, i'm sure all those ICE pickup owners re going to switch to EV any day now lmao"}
+{"text":"ICE Canada lead-poisoning really did a number on you guys eh"}
+{"text":"Your VIN number DOES start with a J, right?"}
+{"text":"4 cars with J tractor with J excavator with J uooooooh onii-chan kawaii!!!"}
+{"text":"My Jimny, Swift Sport, Copen and SV1000 VINs all start with J"}
+{"text":"bro what is it with people and crashing into preludes? are they too low? mine got crashed into 3 times before it was totalled."}
+{"text":"Yeah if you have a low old school JDM car then keep it away from women drivers."}
+{"text":"my celica has been hit 4 times while parked it's either intentional or people need their licenses revoked."}
+{"text":"Thinking about trying to buy one of the old early 90's Chevy S-10 Blazer or GMC S-15 Jimmy compact SUVs. Anyone got experience with these or something adjacent? It would be my first project car if I got one."}
+{"text":"Wait. So half of the Rangers manufactured should be fleet spec, meaning white, correct? So half of the used market.shoukd be white rangers, right? And there should be trucks with half-removed vinyl lettering and ghost logos from paint fade like used U-haul box trucks if im understanding you correctly. And yet thats not what we see on the road. So where's the discrepancy? Did all the fleet trucks never get sold to the public at end-of-service? Or were fleet sales so insignificant that we dont even see evidence of them today?"}
+{"text":"Or were fleet sales so insignificant that we dont even see evidence of them today nta but my brother in christ they are 30 year old trucks now. If they didn't shit out the powertrain and/or back into the earth ,they were thrashed to death by every teenager when they used to be 500$ and a case of beer"}
+{"text":"S10s and their derivatives are dogshit and their owners are white niggers"}
+{"text":"Was given one by family. Got it to 275k miles while giving me zero problems. The only things were the EGR valve had a habit of clogging up every two years making it run poorly and stink up the exhaust (nothing some carb cleaner couldn't fix), no AC, and dry rotted vacuum lines. Dumped it because the transmission was starting to slip and I was afraid it would leave me stranded. I regret getting rid of it every day, I should have given it the dignity of dying under it's own power."}
+{"text":"they are 30 year old trucks Ive had my license longer than that. Theres 20 Rangers within a half mile radius in my city so the rest of your post is bullshit. I had friends buy all of these new off the lot. I spent a decade as a grease monkey working on them all. Ive seen them go from some of the most common vehicles on the streets to getting their own sections in junkyards to grail barn finds and \"i know what ive got\" boomer trash. I have the experience thats apparently lacking itt. Toyota, Ford, Nissan all made better trucks. Volkswagen was a better truck than the S10. The Xtreme and Syclone couldnt save sales because the trucks were trash. Even updating the engine to finally produce HP/L comparable to their competition wasnt enough to match sales. Because the trucks were trash and even GM loyalists were buying Ford trucks."}
+{"text":"I'm selling my 1999 r129 for $49,000. 129,000 miles nothing wrong."}
+{"text":"I was looking at R129 for a while because I am retarded but it seems that most of the ones in my country are salvage titles reimported from US. The ones under 10k are probably write offs, I guess around 20k for a decent one?"}
+{"text":"LOOKING GOOD, WAYNE!"}
+{"text":"Fuck off Wayne"}
+{"text":"I was chewing on ls swapping one until I realized how much fabrication is required. This might honestly make make me consider getting another one."}
+{"text":"Make 80k, it goes to 100k make 120k, it goes to 130k make 160k, it goes to 200k Ffs why cant i just have this one thing why. Cayman 4.0s too, 10 years old should be 50k is 100k."}
+{"text":"spyder just like that That ain't a \"spyder\" nigga. I'm not exactly a ferrari expert, but in a lot of cars that came in a soft top model that model is worth a lot less than the others."}
+{"text":"People actually buying the shit It's the same people, btw, median homebuyer age increases like 0.7 years every year. Mass migration allows that equilibrium to be maintained indefinitely"}
+{"text":"You're retarded"}
+{"text":"spyder is the convertible. that is the GTS model (targa top)."}
+{"text":"By the time you can actually afford it, your knees won't allow you to get in to or out of it gracefully."}
+{"text":"The great debate"}
+{"text":"No you don't"}
+{"text":"*mic drop*"}
+{"text":"Based retardo mutts, keep fighting the good fight."}
+{"text":"Steering wheel on the wrong side fags have no answer for pic rel"}
+{"text":"Having regularly driven both LHD and RHD cars, I can honestly say it makes no practical difference mechanically; unlike the minute and precise movements needed to write or use a mouse, steering and shifting requires far less finesse, and once you start training your muscle memory to get used to the feeling, it's just as easy to use your left hand as it is your right. The real problems of RHD vs. LHD come from driving a LHD car in a RHD country, or vice versa. Seeing around parked cars can be quite annoying, and I've ended up pulling out in front of on a couple people in the past as I was unable to seeing oncoming traffic behind said parked cars, and drive thru's can be rather awkward for obvious reasons."}
+{"text":"Post car humor, automotive funnies, motorbike memes, etc"}
+{"text":"Either I'm hyperautistic or BTTF references were never funny to me."}
+{"text":"I always hear bad things about them, but aren't the asian ones at least normal and just legitimately into cars?"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ, learn how to speak English jeet"}
+{"text":"learn how to suck nipples better niggerboy"}
+{"text":"Tattoos Puke"}
+{"text":"Cringe barf wretched vomit inducing"}
+{"text":"99% of car girls are clout chasers AND NEED TO POST EVERY CAR UPDATE TO THEIR TIKTOK/INSTA"}
+{"text":"Ripped the underplate off again, probably the 8th time ive had to get it cut off."}
+{"text":"all cars should have mandatory full length skid plates made of metal"}
+{"text":"Why don't billionaires just start their own car companies to make cars exactly how they want them to be? Imagine you had a billion dollars to waste. Wouldn't you want to invest in your dream car that doesn't exist, like a V16 Shelby Cobra?"}
+{"text":"I agree with the gist of what you're saying but don't different models have different specs depending on market, LHD and RHD being a big one? Besides OP is talking about ridiculous make believe cars with big ass engines, which seems right in the hypercar camp. Why would you want to enter the market as a medium or large sized automaker? Can you even do that? Even Tesla took a few years and had significant support for it to take off."}
+{"text":"engineer board"}
+{"text":"0_0"}
+{"text":"I'd rather build a track"}
+{"text":"You don't really need a billion dollars. A garage and a welding torch is all you really need."}
+{"text":"I literally never said that I said that accelerating the import of EV is dumb because 1) electric infrastructures already struggle to keep up 2) electric output will reach both it's soft and hard caps before the transition is even complete"}
+{"text":"Bullshit propaganda graph. That includes heavy trucks that haul goods at 3 mpg under the fossil fuel category and those numbers are averaged in with ICE cars."}
+{"text":"This…"}
+{"text":"\"Electricity would be grossly inefficient in comparison.\" i don't get it. would this power plant not ultimately be used to generate electricity? did whoever made this think that atomic power is some sort of a magic thing that replaces electricity?"}
+{"text":"Can a car really do it all?"}
+{"text":"why can't they make proper transfer case because the engine is sideways if you want real AWD in your sport compact you need to buy a subaru"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"Can a truck navigate a parking lot reasonably well without getting in the fucking way of everyone?"}
+{"text":"MIATA can do anything"}
+{"text":"a woman posted this"}
+{"text":"If you bought an audi or mercedes made in the last 8 years you should kill yourself NOW, you are a retarded npc or (probably) a woman."}
+{"text":"if you do something I don't like, you should kys While a based take, you should kys for being a faggot"}
+{"text":"for me it's Kum&Go"}
+{"text":"sounds like a sick sex move"}
+{"text":"I mean, if you like the taste of your own spooge."}
+{"text":"not sick as in badass, but disgusting, kek"}
+{"text":"For me it's the Shit N Git."}
+{"text":"gf thats not kum&go. Real chads dont make whores their GFs, they just pump and dump"}
+{"text":"Depends on your card. Apple/Goldman was gay, Chase and BofA were good, don’t have one but apparently AMEX will always side with the customer."}
+{"text":"cross threading wrechlet yeah OP is some young faggot who couldn't bother to take his time to line up the bolt and caliper properly and now fucked up his part. He thinks the remainder thread isn't enough to torque it to spec properly and believes the bolt will break or something if he does this. KEK you cause unnecessary pain to people around you because you are retarded. You have to return the product you broke, someone has to truck you a new one, staff have to restock it in the system and give it to you. All because you couldn't bother to line the caliper up properly due to your incompetence. You added pain to the world"}
+{"text":"wait why can't you just reuse the old caliper bracket"}
+{"text":"Chewing gum is stupid. Just use blue loctite, it's what GM uses to make sure their bolt don't back out. But seriously, run a chaser and try to torque it down to spec, if it doesn't feel like it's loosening up you're fine. Blue loctite if it helps you sleep at night. The bracket bolts mostly experience shear force, the point of torquing them down is to make sure they don't back out. The risk of them being pulled out is minimal short of curbing the wheel so hard you bend the frame."}
+{"text":"...saaar"}
+{"text":"Talk me out of it base model rt mt 34k miles $23k"}
+{"text":"the cops will tear your interior apart looking for drugs that aren't there but only if you give them a reason like the car smelling like you smoked weed in it, happened to me twice, didn't even get a ticket for the stop or having weed on me. fuck I love being white but also fuck the poh leece. do not go anywhere near georgia in a mopar."}
+{"text":"pussy car"}
+{"text":"If you can afford it, the scat pack/SRT 392 is worth it. But if you can't swing it, no big deal. You'll have plenty of fun with the R/T."}
+{"text":"I live in a white area so I don't have this problem. The cops just think the car is cool."}
+{"text":"Now that's a completely bullshit claim. The significantly faster transmission in the Challenger more than makes up the difference in weight, as does the power."}
+{"text":"Every thread deserves at least one reply :^)"}
+{"text":"Elon musk and Tesla wins again"}
+{"text":"That detail did not pass over me. However, it's premature to say that they'll have a monopoly for very long."}
+{"text":"and no learning curve like BYD or Nio lol"}
+{"text":"The ban applied to Chinese EV companies, not where the car was made. Tesla is in deeper shit now that Chinese EVs like BYD can fill the EV market since Canadians are also running from Tesla because it's poison to own one just like in the US, and BYD is also far cheaper."}
+{"text":"Americans hate Tesla but surely Canada doesn't! Ah yes, Reddit personified will surely flock to buying Teslas kek."}
+{"text":"Are you okay bro?"}
+{"text":"Daily Learner Bike Thread - proper learner bike edition Picrel, a proper learner bike the essential daily learner bike thread This thread is for real learner riders, who want to make learn properly on a 600 or higher. The other thread is for advanced literbikes of 900cc minimum edition. Bikes under 900cc - learner success bikes Learner Motorcycle tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, and how to ride a bike with more than 40hp. Learner gear advice from successful bike chads: you don't need gear if you don't fall off Learner Motorcycle Success discussion with literchads, their prospects, and one permaseething chameleon tranny - Who has never posted bike or hand. Never. Pulling on strings attached to manifest better cornering in the universe 600 is the recommended learner bike minimum don't let cowards tell you otherwise CBR600, GSXR600/750, R6, and ZX6R Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Chameleon mad his shit sticky is removed, and he can't javascript threads anymore And still trying to force people into one thread Lel see you tomorrow loser"}
+{"text":"NOOO WE HAVE TO USE A SINGLE THREAD!!! BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY!??"}
+{"text":"Disregard chamelion tranny as usual, new learner thread is here"}
+{"text":"so mad he's posting on timer lol"}
+{"text":"You can fit so much rice in that lil tiller? Yeah, I know."}
+{"text":"Just had the best birthday ever: My friends saw that I had a cassette player in my old car and decided to make a mixtape just for me. They even recorded themselves introducing the songs and explaining why they chose them - they also designed a special cover of me with the car. That evening the four of us went for a ride through the snow and listened to the whole 90minutes. All songs were perfectly selected: a few new songs, a lot of 80s, even two great songs I didn't know before. In the parking lot we drifted in the snow for a while... Have you had similar wholesome car-related experiences?"}
+{"text":"Driving around in winter in my convertible with the top down and heat on"}
+{"text":"Nice ass frens desu."}
+{"text":"Basiert. I like to open my sunroof and windows, and blast heat. The fresh air is impeccable, and I stay warm."}
+{"text":"What country and how old are you guys? All men, not women?"}
+{"text":"What country germany how old are you guys? all between 30 and 40 All men no"}
+{"text":"buy first car 4 seater convertible with good trunk space drives good enough constantly dream about picking up a little mr2 or miata fuck. as a lower middleclass fag, is there any reason to actually get a second car? or should i just stick with my meh boomermobile?"}
+{"text":"single lane winding around the entire island Sounds perfect for a small sportscar."}
+{"text":"lower middleclass Stop that. You're either middle-class or you're not. Distinguishing with \"upper/lower\" is a psyop to hide the fact that the middle-class had been evaporating for decades while poverty has been on the rise."}
+{"text":"Can't wait to get my miata back out on the road. Don't buy a new one."}
+{"text":"This is why you get a girlfriend who drives the SUV and you get to drive the 2 seater"}
+{"text":"MR2 MRDEUX MERDE SHIT Nice name for this shitbox"}
+{"text":"Any overlanding Chad's out there? Whats your vehicle of choice? Whats your vehicle equipped with? I just got a 4runner. Drove from San Diego to Tahoe and camped out for a week"}
+{"text":"picrel is too much gear, on any serious trail that shit will snap off when it bounces around"}
+{"text":"Also, all that shit is heavy for a 4-runner. Steel front & rear bumpers, shit on top, probably armor underneath given the rock sliders on the sides... probably leaves nothing for cargo and has a 0 to 60 that is measured in weeks. Beware OP, read up on how much you can fit on a 4-runner before you run into weight issues."}
+{"text":"07 Suzuki Swift 1.3L AWD with 342k km. It has a small lift and a skid plate. Inside, I've got a ~200 wh powerbank that runs a starlink, 15L cooler, and a small linux server. I'm starting on a four week and 18k km trip from Central Europe to West Africa and back this Friday."}
+{"text":"I too sometimes drive to place and do thing then sleep in my car like a homeless person"}
+{"text":"Looks quite comfy. How do you like your Bronco? I love the look of the two doors and think the four doors look like school busses, but can't deny that they're infinitely more practical."}
+{"text":"What was the people's getaway car before 1965?"}
+{"text":"I think you're ugly. I love the silhouette and the buggy headlight arrangement. Jag didn't make a bad looking car until the 90s."}
+{"text":"A horse"}
+{"text":"Based Great Dorset Steam Show poster."}
+{"text":"Used 50's mercury with the supercharger, I assume That was an aftermarket option from McCulloch. Here's mine during mockup."}
+{"text":"the mini"}
+{"text":"Why do poorfags get so jealous when someone owns a nicer car than them that they feel the need to damage the car and pretend the car is garbage? We all know it's pure jealousy but why would jealousy make you so angry you must damage things because you can't afford them? Pic releated will be my upon release"}
+{"text":"0-60 mph in 1.68 sec is absurd."}
+{"text":"The c7 was a downgrade from the c6, which was a downgrade from the c5, which was a downgrade from the c4, which was a downgrade from the c3"}
+{"text":"you can have functional aero that doesn't look like ass tho"}
+{"text":"Life isn’t fair moron"}
+{"text":"does anyone here actually race on an actual track? I keep seeing these shit fling threads and no one ever posts themselves on a real track. did all the cool anons with crazy shit like those crazy anons who owned indy cars get old and die off or something? I hate new /o/ it's like /b/ but for cars"}
+{"text":"this needs to be discussed."}
+{"text":"now I will cherry pick random examples that make me look good and you look bad lmao"}
+{"text":"it's cherrypicking because it proved me wrong"}
+{"text":"Nor is it up to you. You are irrelevant."}
+{"text":"I don't like pop ups they're not even aero ew"}
+{"text":"for me it's the 60's the chebby stingray the jaaaaag e type they look good"}
+{"text":"MAD MAX CUNT edition"}
+{"text":"has anyone put a hyabusa turbo engine in one lol he looks the same lol"}
+{"text":"now Anon... I have some bad news"}
+{"text":"vax status?"}
+{"text":"Tassie humpy looking nice on 13's"}
+{"text":"i really wunna do this to a 2015 terry turbo awd barra"}
+{"text":"be car company make turbo 4 bangers because everything else is illegal requires premium gasoline, exotic synthetic oils retarded plebs use regular gasoline probably don’t even do oil changes engine predictably dies still expected to replace engine for free If manufacturers have captured the regulators, why do they enforce this bullshit? Is it to keep Americans out of the market or something?"}
+{"text":"Displacement limitations are fucking retarded anyway. Compare a LS3 to a Audi 4.2L V8, the LS is more compact, far simpler, makes more power, makes way more torque, gets better mpg and has better emissions figures. But retards will argue the Audi V8 is better simply because of >muh hp/l like that actually matters in anything other than dick waving when you lose in every real world use case that matters."}
+{"text":"Just don't give the car a lot of gas at low RPMs. Problem solved. I still don't get why Euros are taxed based on displacement and not Emissions and fuel economy. Makes no sense"}
+{"text":"It's because those engines are designed to run as hot as possible on as little boost as possible on the highest compression possible on regular grade gasoline for the cheapest MPGs possible. So you either get pre-det during high throttle demand low rpm or a panic inducing response lag or both."}
+{"text":"I still don't get why Euros are taxed based on displacement and not Emissions and fuel economy. We are."}
+{"text":"The fuck is a \"Roadyacht\"? That sounds pretentious as hell."}
+{"text":"could create. *created."}
+{"text":"Easy way to make reliable power in a crate. Look at the stunt cars for the Need for Speed movie."}
+{"text":"Yeah, that thing kicks ass"}
+{"text":"\"Roadbarge\" should be a vehicle category."}
+{"text":"a car that for some reason has an aftdeck"}
+{"text":"I liked cars until I got a job then I realized how they are retarded wealth destroyers. Now don't get me wrong I still enjoy wrenching on my shitboxes. But the idea of dropping $30+k on nu-trash or $10k+ on a ran through shitbox makes me nauseous. I just can't do it when I could be saving to NEETmaxx earlier in life"}
+{"text":"rich larp NOO EVERYONE HAS TO BE POOR!!! The funny part is there's no need for a poor larp, it's just assumed you are"}
+{"text":"Do you have a paid off home and enough saved to retire? No, you don't. You are poor"}
+{"text":"Money is garbage. Enjoy what you enjoy, dont get caught by the race."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"I think sandrails are better they're like karts but bigger"}
+{"text":"Honda premieres a facelifted version of the fourth Gen Honda fit for the Chinese market. Not too keen on the redesign of the front, but apparently it costs under $10,000 and comes with a lifetime warranty on the engine and transmission. Honda has rolled out a refreshed version of the Fit in China, bringing a distinctly different front-end design that separates it from the rest of the lineup. Built locally, the updated subcompact model comes with a heavily discounted price tag and a tight production run capped at just 3,000 units. Powering the car is a non-electrified 1.5-liter i-VTEC engine, delivering 122 hp (91 kW / 124 PS) and 145 Nm (107 lb-ft) of torque. It drives the front wheels through a CVT, with no hybrid option offered. GAC Honda claims the updated Fit can travel over 700 km (435 miles) on a full tank of fuel. Buyers also get a lifetime warranty on the engine and transmission. It’s still unclear whether similar styling changes will make their way to the European-market Jazz or the Japanese-spec Fit. This design may remain exclusive to China. Priced at just ¥66,800 (about $9,600 at current exchange rates), the 2026 GAC-Honda Fit lands a full ¥31,000 ($4,500) cheaper than the related Dongfeng-Honda Life, which has yet to receive a comparable update."}
+{"text":"cases are released to market on the early 2010s Transfomers hype 5th gen Camaro is a protagonist and heavily in those movies peak meme material was from those years too still gets laughs 10-15 years later"}
+{"text":"JP version too cute for China? Doesn't look like they did anything to the rest of the vehicle."}
+{"text":"Always thought the cuter styling fit the fit better (pun intended). The article mentions that Honda is looking to take a chunk out of Chinese EV sales, that explains the styling. It's interesting they offer no hybrid versions however, if they swap the CVTs with a manual tranny I could see it doing well in the states, especially with that price tag."}
+{"text":"Big part of Honda's demise into irrelevancy in Australia, was the discontinuation of the Jazz/Fit."}
+{"text":"I want to see more manuals too. Been finding out a few more models dropped their stick this year and other automakers are still being faggots about what specific configuration you're allowed to get it in. Then there's an issue where automakers are cutting out 'large' options for drivetrains and powerplants. Everything is the same underneath except for what you see and touch daily, which is what they can upcharge on for marginal improvement. It's surprising some still bother offering hybrid powertrain options in the same vehicle instead of making you buy something else."}
+{"text":"All terrain tires what can't it handle? locking rear diff Body on frame full time 4wd Transfer case great traction control and snow/sand/rock/road 4wd settings"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's an aftermarket for it in Hot-Europe but it's definitely non-existent in America. I mean it'll off road stock but it won't do it much better than the average off road trim crossover. OP is kind of selling it as a hardcore off roader which it definitely isn't."}
+{"text":"That thing is not going to be doing that for long. The only thing limiting a vehicles off road capability is the amount of fucks available. Give me a crossover and I'll get it up that eventually if you're willing to pay for the damages and recovery."}
+{"text":"I've seen a Kia Soul go up trails like that with only minor damage"}
+{"text":"tires a huge amount of offroad capability is just having yuge tires for the ground clearance"}
+{"text":"Shit like this is all I need to see on order to deem EVs a total scam"}
+{"text":"Are you some sort of zoom zoom that thinks everything ever made comes from Chyna?"}
+{"text":"I'm more scared of all of the chinese embedded systems and PLCs running our grids, factories, and transportation systems. They're written in C, where a sneaky programmer can access bits outside of the scope of their program. That's just silly."}
+{"text":"only ev worth buying is a buggy so I can pretend it's an rc oh yeah and look at this an open top so I can actually have a chance of escaping the inevitable fire take notes punk ass ev door makers"}
+{"text":"my phone battery is made by byd and it hasnt given me any problems for the 8 years ive had it"}
+{"text":"shit you wish you were me"}
+{"text":"Looking at buying a used BMW 3 series on German market. Struggling to understand how quickly the price drops on these cars. 1 year old less than 10k km on the odo new price: ~65k€ selling for 38k€ How are they just comfortable losing 27k€ on a car in a single year? Why are they selling them so quickly? Financially it makes zero sense."}
+{"text":"B58 BMW bros are playing mental gymnastics with that one. The B58 is just as shit as the B54 was, just for different reasons. It's a shame because the new m2/3/4 drive great on track."}
+{"text":"Why are they selling them so quickly? Financially it makes zero sense. its this  you retarded child. These cars are being leased and returned after two years- which is what typically wealthy people do. They drive the newest, greatest thing for a while then give it back. Then the organization sells it to people like your dumbass when the mechanical components inevitably succumb to failure like  mentions. If you're already thinking about its pricing, it's probably not the right car for you- broke ass OP. Find a more reliable platform"}
+{"text":"B58 is just as shit as the B54 was, just for different reasons. source: ur ass"}
+{"text":"They have the money to do so. But to maintain it, you’ll break even and end up paying 65k before it leaves your driveway"}
+{"text":"New price on cars is often misleading. Lease prices and company purchases means people don't actually pay the advertised price. Buying a used car for 35k is a huge gamble unless all warranties still apply."}
+{"text":"ITT: test drive horror stories Mines not too good but I’m at my wits end with showing this car to people so I need some cheering up. prospective buyer shows up for my LT1 C4 to check it out asking way too many stupid questions when it comes to an old car like this little ginger kid skinny and says he’s 25 but looks 19 drives a 2022 or so civic si says he wants to sell that and get a boring daily and have something faster says he’s never drove RWD stick before but his civic is stuck he’s shifting the gears hard as fuck like my vette is a d series honda finishes test drive and says he expected more torque out of the car he said last car he test drove was an RX8 and he wants something that’s newer like that Why tf did he come test drive a C4 corvette if he wanted something newer? Surely placebo effect but now it feels a bit notchier going into the gears. Def the last time someone test drives a manual from me."}
+{"text":"I was driving and insured, but the owner used his own insurance for this. It's generally the dealer if bought from a dealer. In this case the owner used his coverage since it was still his car. I kept in touch with the seller after this and luckily his insurance never bothered to ask if the car was in an accident while being test driven by someone else, so I never had to involve my insurance. Because the boomer actually admitted he was at fault, there was no hit to the seller's premium. Seller ended up with $2k and the rio was considered totalled and sent to the junk yard."}
+{"text":"Have this piece of shit Buick LeSabre Still owe 4 grand on the car and want it fucking gone Market value is 6 grand so i figure I will sell Guy messages me online, agrees 6 grand sounds fair, I schedule time for him to come over and even waitlist another guy to give him first dibs We are driving around, pulling through McDonalds Parking lot.to turn around Guy likes the car, its perfect, tells me he only brought 4 grand Immediately grab the wheel and pull, sending the car into a McDonalds Dumpster Car is entirely fucked up, guy is yelling \"wtf\" Tell him to fuck off File insurance claim, get 6 grand, rates never go up because I wasnt driving"}
+{"text":"Show up to buy ford country squire Guy says I can test drive it Get in and take it up the road The guy pops out of the back seat Scares the shit out of me ”I’m gonna rape you” He rapes me"}
+{"text":"2021 or something looking for my own car bc my 2 cars are in my mom's name and both have major issues acura legend posting on CL 1989 I think, manual, white with red interior (I had a thing for that combo) boomer original owner, has all the receipts, used it for impressing real estate clients and such wants someone who'll take care of it and take it to car shows cus it's so nice only manual experience is an 80s dump truck immediately embarass myself by not knowing this mofo had it in first gear when I let off clutch recover, embarass myself more backing down his short sloped driveway continue embarassment with stalls and nervousness somehow make it back to his house without any major incident sperg out and tell him I don't deserve the car eternally regret not buying a wonderfully maintained 89 legend for $3500"}
+{"text":"go to some shitty used car lot to test drive some 180k mile BMW 135 with an automatic transmission no idea what the fuck is wrong with it, but it won't upshift or even hold RPMs, unless I'm absolutely gunning it the RPMs just instantly start dropping below 500 Have to keep giving it gas the whole time and shift upwards using the low gear selectors Couldn't turn around fast enough to go back to the lot There were a couple different warning lights lit on the dash but I'm old enough now to know that that's standard for that breed of shit box at that age."}
+{"text":"is it bad that i'm a tranny Yes."}
+{"text":"I mostly listen to vocaloids nowadays, maybe some drum and bass/neuro funk or happy hardcore /nightcore occasionally."}
+{"text":"hush my life is difficult and i dont bother people or use public bathrooms"}
+{"text":"they were a bunch of effeminate hippies the yee haw rebel flag muh god n guns shit is all marketing"}
+{"text":"ITT: Car models that got their own movie"}
+{"text":"goverment believed that nobody needs a sports coupe Yet the 110r and Garde/Rapid exist. In fact they took design cues from the 110r Super Sport prototype for the Type 743 Garde."}
+{"text":"Czech sports car that drinks drivers blood to go faster. my sides"}
+{"text":"*filename"}
+{"text":"The Ram was pretty much the star of the movie."}
+{"text":"That is fucking grim"}
+{"text":"Tick tock Michelin"}
+{"text":"The Hoosier Track Attack are faster than Cup2s But they also wear out 2x as fast. And heat cycle out crazy fast. & They also HATE cars over 3,000lbs Basically a time attack tire for 2,000-2,500lb cars. A 1 lap wonder tire"}
+{"text":"It's over"}
+{"text":"Poor thing is begging for more camber."}
+{"text":"for me, it's supercar 3's, best streetable hpde tyre in the market imo. ticks all the boxes for usability, good wear, good wet grip, on top of just monster grip"}
+{"text":"seconding this your alignment is fucked, barely using half the tire"}
+{"text":"For Classics made from 1979 or older, with few exceptions. Everybody has their own taste, but some tastes are wrong. If you aren't sure if your car is classic or not, it's not. Your Honda Miata doesn't belong here. US, Euro, Jap, or whatever. Post your classic, your work on it, your hackery, and get advice. Any and all discussion about classics welcome, but may not necessarily generate responses; don't get butthurt. Period correct performance > cosmetics. Metal > plastic. Classic shitbox > modern shitbox. JBweld and RTV can fix anything If you see rust there is more. Rust and bodywork are the most difficult thing to repair. Electrical work is difficult until you stop reading forum posts and buy a multimeter. Low oil pressure? Worn mains and rod bearings. Use lucas and 15W40 until you afford a rebuild. Do NOT buy a classic and plan to pay someone to work on it. You need to be able to do 90% or more of the work or you will go broke. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"would've been satisfying as fuck. was it not possible to tilt the engine+gearbox back a bit to get enough room for non-wobble extensions? i don't think i would've been able to get mine out if i had to use u-joints, not enough room for an impact. just wailing on the wrench till they broke loose did it for me."}
+{"text":"I didn’t feel like disconnecting all the shifter stuff, which I would have had to do to tilt the trans. Pretty sure I would have had to tear out the center console and shit."}
+{"text":"oh yea i forgot about that"}
+{"text":"bid 30k over asking price on a house (with 2 garages for my projects) and lost out to a higher bid with no conditions fucking hell"}
+{"text":"F"}
+{"text":"are non-cvt nissans le reliable?"}
+{"text":"Yes. Just avoid those Nissan's/Infiniti with VC-Turbo 1.5l engines 2024 and older, VC Turbo 2.0l 2022 and older because these had defects causing premature engine blow ups. Good engines are naturally aspirated like 2.0l, 2.5l inline4s. Also the 3.5l, 3.8l V6 and the 5.6liter V8(example Nissan titan). Nissan frontier 3.8liter V6 comes with Mercedes Benz designed automatic 9-speed transmission."}
+{"text":"I would bet anything this is just one of their personal vehicles. There is zero fuckin chance the feds are letting a 3 letter agency buy foreign for fleet vehicles."}
+{"text":"They use impounded vehicles. Legally they are not allowed to use foreign built vehicles unless its built here in the US and has undergone testing. I highly doubt that anyone would be willing to subject their personal vehicle to rocks and broken windows for a low paying government job."}
+{"text":"The versa manual version is about as appliancepilled as one can get"}
+{"text":"Yes. Their engines will go 300k miles easily if you do regular maintenance. I daily a 20 year old Frontier and it just werks. btw, only idiots have trouble with the cvt models - they drive hard, never change the fluid, and generally suck at life. t. owned a 2008 Murano for 5 years with no cvt problems."}
+{"text":"Less than 10.3 s quarter mile - extremely fast 10.3-11.7 s quarter mile - very fast 11.8-13.1 s quarter mile - fast 13.2-15.2 s quarter mile - mid 15.3-18 s quarter mile - slow More than 18 s quarter mile - very slow"}
+{"text":"and cut block for a siren Was it a mechanical siren?"}
+{"text":"Yes boss, driven from the flywheel."}
+{"text":"I can't tell if you're doing a terrible job at pretending to be retarded or a great job, so I'll just call you a faggot and be on my way."}
+{"text":"Pretty funky. I love how engineering needs were addressed by individuals."}
+{"text":"as 125cc is under the limit for the other bike threads. Be a rebel and post anyways. That's what motorcycling is all about."}
+{"text":"What happened to sporty American cars today? Where are the fun machines that the younger generation are supposed to enjoy? Where are the sporty two-door, fast machines that they can use for romance and dating today? All I see are garbage Chinesium Shanghai GM or Mexico shit which are terribly unreliable on purpose. Some India or French shit that a certain demographic enjoy. Where are the machines we saw in those cool movies like in the early 2000s? Are they just gone? Are they all unaffordable now? It seems you can't even get into that \"sporty car\" segment without spending more than $40,000USD these days. What's the deal? Why can't we have LS V8 powered two-doors anymore, did these all get shipped to the Middle East to oil princes to enjoy? What are Zoomers enjoying now, Ford Focus RS shit?"}
+{"text":"lol booty blasted niggerfaggot"}
+{"text":"Its just one fucking car. The rest is miata and gr86 which arent even a sport car, more like funcar. Thats it, its over. OP is right."}
+{"text":"New Cars cost too damn much and used cars also are expensive and then you've gotta fix them which is expensive. If that wasn't enough housing is expensive and working on your car while living in an apartment sucks ass. They're also a bitch to work on because nothing is designed to be repairable. Even if you get past all that getting into the hobby is daunting because nobody learns how to work on cars anymore and since they're expensive the risk of breaking something isn't worth it. Are you gonna buy a $500 shit box and spend $2000 on practice parts to then buy a used $10,000 car and spend even more fixing it? Or buy the $10,000 car to begin with and fuck up the suspension trying to change a strut? I'm not saying this stuff is super difficult or complicated, only that it's very possible you can fuck something up and that's not a risk a lot of people are willing to take. Every aspect of it is prohibitive to entry."}
+{"text":"Because american cars appeal to just two kinds of consumers: out of touch boomers and low income people. Once boomers finally started dying, and low income people learned that you can steal any korean car you want, there was anyone left to buy american cars, so manufacturers pivoted to build trucks and SUVs, as this appeals to the biggest demographic of new car buyers: women"}
+{"text":"Don't you have children and a day job you have to be worrying about? No: which is kinda the whole problem of the era you see."}
+{"text":"Can we get a snowmobile thread, looking to pick one up this winter."}
+{"text":"should i get a nudge bar?"}
+{"text":"this. you need a full blown nigger-killer bumper if you're serious about protecting your vehicle. true. mounting to both the front subframe frame and crashbar itself simultaneously is the way to go on unibody cars imo t. drove through a downed tree laying across the road during a storm with pic related, the tree exploded on impact and the car was basically unfazed, just a slight bend in the push bar muh heckin crumple zones you think a push bumper is gonna make a difference when people are already driving around in 8000 ibs monster trucks? get real"}
+{"text":"Looks like its the one that got fucked"}
+{"text":"Cant wait for EVs to become 90% of vehicles on the road and then a politician's kid dies in a lithium fire and the government bricks all those personal vehicles and.forces the use of public transportariin"}
+{"text":"They are a lot easier to fit up compared to a proper bullbar and will keep roo's out of the radiator so at least you can get home. Most of them here are pretty light-duty and not really suited to actual nudging anything with any seriousness"}
+{"text":"absolutely its essential to minimize the damage the next time you need to plow through a crowd of \"peaceful protestors\""}
+{"text":"Are chink cars reliable?"}
+{"text":"Sure. At least for the time you’re leasing them. You’re not supposed to keep them for longer."}
+{"text":"Older BYDs are ugly as a sin but pretty cheap to mantain/repair (at least in my country) Their electric EVs are pretty nice tho and surprisingly big (at least the Dolphin Mini i test drived was really comfy). I'm 195 tall and i'm comfortable on the driver's seat, a lot more than on my current car (2012 Mazda5), i'm buying an used one this year, i hope."}
+{"text":"Chinese prioritize quantity not quality, becsuse authoritarian labor doesn't respect the autonomy of the assembly workers who build the product, all they care about is pumping out dogshit as fast as their slave labor hands can put together I don't see how that makes them any different from US cars. Bring them to the US car market, we need more competition to reignite our domestic brands anyway."}
+{"text":"The Year Of The Scamdemic + 6 NOT wanting all of humanity to burn and suffer for eternity shiggydiggy, etc."}
+{"text":"Beholded China new car SVU crossdresser Stinkray Greesly ZJXK9200 Zhiejiang Long Dong BJ69 sport tong an elegance vehical for trans portion in electrical shocksing horsepowder 777 housespider and 60 forkprouds of torgue. Admit the road fantasy of fancily yak the competed drivers test on road all seasonings salty, icecream, rained, desserts, and the black toppers plain Jiang. Reliabulty tested by moose pest Sweden's technical yarns for roast durable and accodent testes safely five star Volvo engingooring euro spec hot slot weibo.cn/translate-error-parsing-jiang1-feng3-weem?conguo_resubmit_&94-incorrect-formatting"}
+{"text":"Last year I decided to save up for a sports car with a target price of ~200k. I settled on the 458. Anything alternative I should consider looking at? Not interested in something that will be a nightmare to maintain or lose it's value heavily. Planning to start seriously shopping this April/May and pull the trigger."}
+{"text":"The cash is in savings."}
+{"text":"So then you're not saving up for it then? You're just not investing it? Those are two different things you larping faggot."}
+{"text":"Since last year I have been putting cash in a savings account instead of the stock market. Your reading comprehension must be poor as I do not know how else to explain it to you."}
+{"text":"Savings account Kek"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"got stuck behind a salt truck on the highway. I'm going to wipe it down but there is probably salt in places and crevices I cant get to that's going to rust now. I just bought the car a month ago. fuck this gay world"}
+{"text":"wypipo dun season dey cars"}
+{"text":"hose it down with a salt dissolver"}
+{"text":"Fram's the only one that does that shit They do it because the filter media can be dummy large, and even the cardboard end caps can get a little oil pressure past it and act as a filter, it would take so much neglect to make a frame filter go into bypass thay anyone doing thay shit probably should be riding the bus"}
+{"text":"Yeah, totally, it's probably fine. But why choose the worse option when you know there's a better one for the same amount of money? What's the point in that? Are you fine with small particulate from the cardboard getting in your engine? If so, do you also complain about people who run open cone intake filters? Because that would be hypocritical."}
+{"text":"You should have blasted every part of your car with fluid film or an equivalent product. Car on jacks, take off both wheels, remove all fender liners, remove all undercarriage trays, remove plastic covers for your rocker panels. Get a compressor, an oil spray gun with all the long hose attachments. Heat up the fluid film, and spray into every single crevice. Every nook and cranny, including body panels and door panels, trunk, etc. Even remove your trunk liner and start spraying in every exposed piece of metal you see. Do the same inside the engine bay, into your door drain holes, into your rocker panels. Then use the wide angle spray to get all the large undercarriage and wheel well surfaces. Just spray everything you see that isn't the exhaust. Every suspension component, every control arm, even the driveshaft and axles. Don't worry about exhaust overspray, it'll burn off. Now check over the car every spring when you switch from winter to summer tires. If you happen to see any rust at all, you can scrap it off with a wire brush by hand, and then use Fertran to paint over that spot and convert the rust. Then when it dries, apply more fluid film. Late fall before you put on winter tires, take a look again and spray over the car. You do this every single year, your car will have no rust. Tons of long timeline video series on youtube where a guy testing this over the course of a decade shows you the protection this brings your car."}
+{"text":"Nothing you couldn't do with solid works a long time ago if you decided that's what you wanted to do."}
+{"text":"Are there cracks of Siemens NX out there? It was my favorite. I'd like to see how CAD has changed in the last 15 years."}
+{"text":"Don't they have like a non-commercial \"community edition\" or something?"}
+{"text":"SHIETT DIS LIKE BONEZ lyke nature"}
+{"text":"it's what happens when you give a computer a set of criteria to make something that needs to do this or that, then let it get to work. pic related, an evolved antenna. conventional antenna design makes this look funky and apparently not likely to work to us, but the computer figured out that this design had the best radiation pattern. things like trusses too - conventional design has them being straight but a computer will make it look pretty similar to a human bone - the shape naturally handles the stresses and forces expected in the application very well."}
+{"text":"My coworker called this a supercar yesterday"}
+{"text":"can't tell the difference between focus blur, motion blur, and noise acting smug about it"}
+{"text":"Hello Victoria anon"}
+{"text":"what the fuck does it matter what the definition of a super car is? the meaning of a word changes over time. this shit is all for the opinion of others instead of actually driving the car you enjoy. faggots"}
+{"text":"turn on your monitor"}
+{"text":"/thread. Zs fear the mighty 2.0T FWD Accord-sized Civic. tfw the Z is the only \"sports\" car that the CTR can bully"}
+{"text":"Think my engine block is cracked. Should I just an hero at this point?"}
+{"text":"use some oil UV dye and see if its leaking from that crack. Otherwise sybau because its probably just casting marks. Actually work on maintaining important parts of your engine, like the water pump or timing system- not autismo staring at non-issues"}
+{"text":"Pressure test your cooling system first."}
+{"text":"I did this  and saw coolant actively leaking right out the side"}
+{"text":"yup remember to do a flip. and to post it in /gif/ afterwards."}
+{"text":"JB Weld"}
+{"text":"richest bikefag still can't afford two winter tires just sad"}
+{"text":"Explain what you would have done differently in  from any of those other cars"}
+{"text":"There are like no rules in the US That's not true, it's just regional like most things in the US. Many states, especially western ones with mountains, require some form of traction aid (can be snow tires or chains) when driving in the snow or even driving into certain areas at all in the winter. Some even mandate that you have 4WD/AWD *and* traction aids, especially if you want to use winter tires instead of chains. I live in such an area myself and on top of that they don't use salt and don't plow most roads (only the highways and major arterial roads)."}
+{"text":"I wish we had snow, there hasn't been any in a couple weeks and that was only a tiny bit. Instead it's just been day after day of ice, so I'm still stuck driving my truck with winter tires instead of riding my motorcycle but without the fun stuff that comes from snow."}
+{"text":"I would have listened. And that's what nobody did."}
+{"text":"What it seems is you have a single rich cylinder thus the pop in your exhaust aka ignition misfire or valve train problem. First... Year ,Make, Displacement of engine. second... standard or electronic ignition? third..... single coil or multi coil? Could be carbon/oil fouled spark plug. Could be bad plug wire. Could be 'Standard Distributor\" cap problem... Burnt contacts or cap has a crack causing condensation inside cap. Could be burnt distributor rotor button or points with burnt contacts / worn plastic point arm cam bearing or improper dwell angle. Also: engine has alot of valve train noise. Mechanical tappets or hydraulic lifters? If mechanical.... Adjust valve lash, check for less noise, improved idle/acceleration performance, no exhaust pop. Hydraulic: problem may be a sticking exhaust valve, collapsed/stuck hydraulic lifter, bent push rod."}
+{"text":"Year ,Make, Displacement of engine. 1976 AZLK 2140, 1479cc Standard ignition Single coil New old stock cap Mechanical tappets. Well its and OHC, idk if tappets if the right word"}
+{"text":"Well its and OHC, Got it... Mechanical rockers. I had a Ford pinto in high school. It had the 2000cc German made engine in it... Mechanical Rockers, So yours is a easy check and or fix also. Check plugs for fouling or just replace. Replace plug wires and pop off the Dist cap and look for arc burns/soot and clean with a knife point or replace if eroded/pitted badly... same for rotor button and points. See if that fixes the exhaust pop problem. If no I'd pop off the cam cover and check rocker lash and look for cam lobe and arm ware. Also, I agree with the other anons that say they don't think its a Carb issue. Hope I may have been of some help..."}
+{"text":"Yes, thanks a lot man"}
+{"text":"Not the carb. It COULD be, if it were just an off-idle stumble, but it's still jumping around after the idle circuit is shut off and it isn't a worn power-piston, because it keeps stumbling once the RPMs are up. Same thing with a vacuum leak. I'd look at the ignition."}
+{"text":"Would you buy a FIAT* if you were a wealthy burger in 1910s? *Fix It Again Tony"}
+{"text":"Wealthy burgers in the 1910s had the greatest choice of domestic luxury at any point in history. So, no."}
+{"text":"It was profitable enough that if not for WW1 you would all drive exclusively ity cars by now."}
+{"text":"Hey, uh, faggot-retard - how long has FIAT been in business and how many automakers have they outlasted?"}
+{"text":"It should be a decent replacement brand. What can be the problem. Pic is of the old one, i have to put it back in tomorrow"}
+{"text":"sounds like your regulator dont work if it does that on the car."}
+{"text":"Send it back anon. Also, most auto stores have Alternator testers. Have them test the replacement before you install it"}
+{"text":"The only \"decent replacement brand\" is Denso. Anything else is a waste of money, and I suspect you just learned this lesson."}
+{"text":"I have this Fiat barchetta. Where i live the roads are full of potholes. What can I do to make my car handle them better? I’m not looking to make the ride more comfortable, just for my top hats to not go out. I looked at coilover kits and would set the ride height to higher for more suspension travel. What shock oil viscosity would you guys recommend for this setup if I’m going mostly 50-70km/h? What shore-hardness bushings should I find/make (if that matters)? Thanks"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Small wheel fat tire"}
+{"text":"Came here to post this. OP needs more sidewall."}
+{"text":"more like stuff like the oil pan or transmission getting destroyed by a rock, maybe differential if you're unlucky."}
+{"text":"Make it lighter"}
+{"text":"Do I want stiffer engine mounts? not solid but not poly either but mix of metal and rubber. Daily driver."}
+{"text":"Vibra-technics is legit and not some alibaba bullshit thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Shut the FUCK up."}
+{"text":"silicone *Polyurethane. You're welcome."}
+{"text":"Consider getting some next time you need front engine mounts or diff bushings for your E30 325i with a HUGE turbo"}
+{"text":"Do you like to feel engine and transmission vibrations? If so, sure. Get stiffer mounts I run solid engine mounts on my Camaro and love them."}
+{"text":"What's a feature you thought you cared about but don't now? Or thought you didn't care about but now you do find it very useful or wish you had it? For me I really wanted a sunroof, but I find that I never use it. In fact I keep the shade closed most of the time. I think it's because where I lived previously, my old car had a sunroof, but the commute was all local roads so it was comfortable keeping it open. Where I live now, wherever I go I have to get onto a highway, and an open sunroof is uncomfortable at that speed."}
+{"text":"Well, they add weight to the highest point in the car, and often have thicker roofs even for the ones without the sunroof. Not ideal for driving dynamics but it isn't a big deal, just mentioning it. I just throw the top down in 2 seconds when I want some air."}
+{"text":"Sunroofs are 100 years old retard"}
+{"text":"I thought sunroofs were cool, but barely ever use it. The only time I use sunroof is when I leave my car at work parking lot, then I tilt it and it's not so hot inside during summer"}
+{"text":"Skill issue."}
+{"text":"MPG. I don't drive that long periods and gas is cheap here. I would much rather have an engine that has punch and smoothness to it."}
+{"text":"best steering feel best price to performance ratio among the best benchracer stats"}
+{"text":"Cheaper So you're poor and just want budget laufenns Their weatherready tires are nice and the eagle f1 is a Porsche 911 OEM tire along with pz and ps4s and are better than the pzeros."}
+{"text":"Just because they're stock on Porsches doesn't mean they're good. I had the same tires and they're objectively shit, tire life was terrible, wet traction slipping under normal acceleration. Only reason they're used is because as  said they suck off oems for contracts"}
+{"text":"Michelin is better."}
+{"text":"Yeah if you like understeer"}
+{"text":"Bros should I replace my pzeros with Continental dsw06+?"}
+{"text":"Apologize"}
+{"text":"Soulless vehicle for soulless occupants. Solely company for a soulless nation. Everything about this image evokes negative emotions."}
+{"text":"black wheels universal eBay batman glue on wing Ricer"}
+{"text":"$60k"}
+{"text":"Is Subaru fucked? Toyota divorced them so they lost the BRZ which was the only car they had that had any level of excitement for the brand. And the STI is actually so bad that they should investigate internally for a self-sabotaging double agent. What are they going to do now? Is Subaru going to become the next Nissan and Mitsubishi? Are we seeing the beginning of the end of Subaru?"}
+{"text":"That's basically the entire car."}
+{"text":"The body and the interior, mostly. Drivetrain being assembled out of Subaru's parts bin was deliberate because it's a long-standing tuning platform, meaning that their brand new car would have extensive aftermarket."}
+{"text":"Really wanted a subaru impreza cause it was a non cramped hatch back but it was slow as shit. 11 seconds 0-60 on a modern car, slower than the minivans I've driven. No thanks."}
+{"text":"Japan is getting performance Impreza with the FA24 engine in it this year. No idea if it'll have a manual or not, but if it does it'll basically be the car the VB WRX should've been. Also not sure if that model is coming to the states. There's also the Performance B STI ( ) that they teased in October based on the Impreza frame. I think they know people want a performance hatchback but are scared it'll be a commercial flop if they sell it."}
+{"text":"Transmission and rear differential, D-4S multiport and direct fuel injection system"}
+{"text":"Hello! I don't normally come here. Please have this meme as a sign of good will. I've had a Prius C for a decade, and I've absolutely loved it. I've just started hitting where maintenance is starting to outweigh a car payment, so I'm looking to buy a new car before it all lights on fire. I'd love a hybrid, and I'd love something bigger than a compact. Sweet Jesus, I'd love something bigger. I am the Simpson's meme of the guy stepping out of the Beetle to pants Nelson. Where should I start? What's good, what's awful, what's going to break down the moment a strong wind hits it?"}
+{"text":"Toyota camries come standard as hybrids now. I have a 2025 and love it. Modern priuses cost just as much while having less space and aren't worth jt unless you want plugin hybrid."}
+{"text":"This obviously."}
+{"text":"The new RAV4 uses a beefed up version of the Prius ecvt system and they get about 40mpg if you're okay with cuckovers"}
+{"text":"Lol it's a chicken coupe."}
+{"text":"goddammit"}
+{"text":"I want to buy a full-size crew cab diesel pickup that I can work on myself and will last me as long as possible. Which trucks should I consider buying?"}
+{"text":"Make $100k/yr Really $80k after taxes Buy pickup at $1100/mo payment + 150mo insurance Average mileage 14k so say $4000 in fuel a year So $80k-$16200= $63800 Y..your poor Diesel trucks aren't worth it unless you're a boomer trying to spend absolutely every cent because your kids are freeloaders and don't deserve it. Even local governments switched over to gas trucks because diesels didn't make financial sense using OTHER people's money lmao. Grew up with diesels. They were kinda neat to suffer with when it was dirt cheap to run them. That hasn't been true in over 20 years now. It's a meme. I'm not even going to talk about how wetbacks have infected the diesel hobby too and made it insufferable even if you're into diesel tuning shit."}
+{"text":"a ram 6.7*"}
+{"text":"Both 6.7s are fine"}
+{"text":"Ford twin traction beams were in OBS 2wd/4wd F150s and 2wd F250s/F350s"}
+{"text":"They were available in f250 4wd flavor up until the super duty body style. And a few unfortunate years of f350 4wd in the 80s. I'd still take a clapped out TTB 4wd over any front suspension offered by GM once they went to independent front suspension. At least the TTB trucks are dead simple to swap a monobeam dana 60 into."}
+{"text":"I hate this expensive little b####rd"}
+{"text":"it wasnt that funny bro chill"}
+{"text":"$45 is nothing on a multi thousand dollar purchase. It's not made for people flipping $1500 marketplace specials."}
+{"text":"Nigga, car fax used to be around $12. I guess you are too busy saying \"6-7\" every 30 seconds to notice."}
+{"text":"Remember when Carfox had the voice of an actual man an not a gay little twink? /o/ remembers."}
+{"text":"They made him intentionally look retarded so furries won't sex him"}
+{"text":"There's at least one parallel universe where acrylic glass got pushed hard and even used for all WINDOWS"}
+{"text":"can them almost anywhere anywhere what"}
+{"text":"can get them almost anywhere*"}
+{"text":"windshields get replaced every 2-3 years anyway due to cracking"}
+{"text":"Also consider the UV vinyl wrap, which is allegedly way more durable than the coatings. I had to take my old ass headlights off a few months back and I could see where the thin ass manufacturers coating hadn't worn off (edges covered by body panels) and its a super thin spray on, I've read (going to do it myself for my foggies this summer) that the spray on UV stuff is a yearly reapplication thing. Some people say its worth it to do the clear vinyl wrap over them cause thats obviously way more durable than a micron thin coat of spray."}
+{"text":"Youre not the only one...."}
+{"text":"hmm chang what should we call our new automotive company well, chevy is a popular brand in America, what about just changing the V to an R? chery, wow, that's genius! why are chinks like this?"}
+{"text":"go to your doctor and ask them for a medical note also, if you make it to the actual voir dire selection process, just shout out \"im a white supremacist\" and you WILL be struck"}
+{"text":"No one outside america thinks about chevrolet."}
+{"text":"Chevy was the first car brand I knew about thanks to that don mclean song"}
+{"text":"but anon they make the best selling truck every year"}
+{"text":"Silverados outside America This is your brain on GM."}
+{"text":"the world record holder for the fastest unmodified street legal production car at nurburgring is also the world record holder for the faster unmodified street legal production car at any drag strip"}
+{"text":"? But that's wrong, the fastest unmodified street legal production car on the burgerking is the AMG One. b-but it's not street legal in muttland Lmao, sucks to suck."}
+{"text":"I'm fucking faster on one mile with my 3-gear bike than this murrikanian abomination. Who the fuck wants a car that has nigger image."}
+{"text":"slower than an Van Most impressive."}
+{"text":"A car that is so affordable and reliable it might as well not exist. If it makes you feel better about your riced 1.2L hatchback, man..."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession. Bread on vette or go back to bathing in the ganges, Rakshit."}
+{"text":"You may not like it, but this is what peak automotive engineering looks like"}
+{"text":"I've always wanted a v8 prius trollmobile"}
+{"text":"Honestly I have put 12k miles on mine in the last 5 months and have been pretty happy. After I got used to some of the quirks and got past the stupid shifter its pretty decent. The smaller engine allowed for cargo space and who doesn't love 50mpg from their commuter car?"}
+{"text":"isn't that a 20mm? shhh i needed a punchline"}
+{"text":"I have no idea if my choice of cars is killing my will to live, but it doesn't feel like it is. Cars get you from point A to B. Everyone has a different idea of what the ideal is for that, from silly things like the displacement of the air pump, how loud the air pump is, what type of energy source it uses, and even if it requires manual engagement."}
+{"text":"Good shitpost anon, we all know Italy hasn't engineered anything worth a dam in the modern day. Back in the rennisance era maybe, but now? fucking lol."}
+{"text":"the kia schizo won me over"}
+{"text":"Kia isn't even the highest rate of fire incident per car sold, either. That's actually BMW. Kia just gets more shit because they sell more volume."}
+{"text":"I can't help but wonder if Korea is something like a more organized version of China. That is, that Kia is almost like the best of the haphazard half-assed Chinese car companies. It's not truly innovative, the powertrains are kinda behind and they don't really offer any risky avant garde models other than the styling, but it seems more put together than Chinese offerings or American offerings and at a better value than Japanese or German offerings. And of course the funny part is that almost all German/Jap/Korean car companies who manufacture cars in America to satisfy tariff requirements do so with non unionized labor, compared to American car companies where the labor is all unionized."}
+{"text":"so don't buy the exploding ones Self igniting without an impact isn't the same as exploding but whatever. Easiest way to avoid self igniting cars is to avoid cars designed by your employer."}
+{"text":"ALL those customers are wrong yes"}
+{"text":"impossibru"}
+{"text":"talk me out of buying a new S5 RIGHT NOW"}
+{"text":"going for a 2026 S5 not choosing any of the other older low milage second hand S5's instead if you go for any S5 that was produced after 2022, you are a fucking retard and you deserve everything you get."}
+{"text":"American cars are bad"}
+{"text":"Dude old car gud new car bad lmao"}
+{"text":"Sorry posted the wrong pic."}
+{"text":"after 2022 the 2020 facelift line up looks complete shit, plagued by the worst mmi software yet and has and the most retarded touch screen placement. The 2025 model aint great, but pic is half baked cancer and almost killed audi off"}
+{"text":"Only zoomers will disagree."}
+{"text":"Nah ain’t nobody giving a fuck no more about those"}
+{"text":"nog, ricer, wrenchlet"}
+{"text":"I didn't know all of these applied to you. My condolences."}
+{"text":"based E30 chad"}
+{"text":"VK45>>>>>>>>>B48>B58"}
+{"text":"- heat goes out - engine starts shuddering, rpm bouncing rapidly, start losing power, recovers itself after ~90 seconds of coasting and I drive another ~10 minutes with no issue - white smoke starts billowing from hood - sweet smell in cabin - car starts accelerating itself, 20 mph and climbing without my foot on the pedal - pull into my driveway just as the temperature gauge passes the overheat line Is there any chance this is not a blown head gasket"}
+{"text":"A head gasket is usually white smoke from the exhaust, oil in the coolant, or vice-versa, and / or overflowing coolant. Your shit sounds haunted."}
+{"text":"Is there any chance this is not a blown head gasket It could be worse it can be a cracked/warped head"}
+{"text":"if it starts and steers, brakes work leave it alone"}
+{"text":"can buy a gallon or quart of oil can buy a gallon or quart of transmissions fluid can only buy a gallon of antifreeze/coolant which you then have to dilute with water What gives? I only need a bit of antifreeze."}
+{"text":"I'm right now dealing with 2 engines corroded to shit from the inside from running pure water. The cast blocks are pretty much completely ruined due to corrosion having chewed its way through the block and into the cylinder liner gasket base. They're wet sleeve blocks, but the sleeves don't seal against the block anymore due to corrosion."}
+{"text":"Interesting. I find that a little wild but interesting and thanks for sharing. I want to see reality past my bias and skepticism. I still reserve a large amount of skepticism about this, but every data piece helps. Thankfully changing coolant in a Miata takes 5 minutes and I'm the kind of guy to even change diff fluid at 50k, but I've always wondered about the coolant thing. My parents were military and they used to tell me about Philippinos pissing into their radiators in public."}
+{"text":"Gallon Quart Do you realize how stupid you sound?"}
+{"text":"mind your Ps and Qs"}
+{"text":"imagine taking so much adderall you post a thread on auto about the inconsistencies of standardized automotive fluid containers using some young anime girl from some anime nobody watches as the picture"}
+{"text":"called fog lights absolutely useless in fog why do they install these on cars again?"}
+{"text":"I have a single rear fog light. The opposite slot is taken up by the reverse light. Oddly enough, the car doesn't have front log lights, but rather LED DRLs."}
+{"text":"they're so npc's can have more lights to leave on at all times to blind you with"}
+{"text":"Rule of cool sonny"}
+{"text":"Your reminded me of one time there was thick fog in my city and this big trug with enough lights to blind god flash banged himself and everyone behind him and crashed because he could see."}
+{"text":"A rear fog light is mandated, up front hey are optional"}
+{"text":"What is the advantage of making a vehicle with one less wheel? Two less I get but why just drop one?"}
+{"text":"Here's close up look at that configuration."}
+{"text":"Cheaper to register and insure because it's legally a motor bike inb4 but shouldn't that make it more expensive Bongs tax the shit out of everything including insurance so it's cheaper to operate something that's a motor bike"}
+{"text":"Gets taxed as a motorcycle, probably. A great dodge for everyone who hates giving money to the government."}
+{"text":"Confucius say: Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts make a right."}
+{"text":"and tree wongs make a light"}
+{"text":"Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted"}
+{"text":"man takes a right now man can't drive at night"}
+{"text":"big turbo will not bring back that which has already been gapped"}
+{"text":"why the fuck do people keep buying this shit when there's a recall every other week? Is it retarded nationalism?"}
+{"text":"After owning an F-150 I will never own another one again, fucking solid garbage truck."}
+{"text":"What was wrong with it anon? t. looking at new trucks but it seems like Ram, Chevy and Ford are all utter dogshit"}
+{"text":"At first all the little stuff started breaking, switches for power windows, power mirrors don't work. Wiper juice pump. Coolant resevoir developed a leak and had to be replaced. Shortly thereafter radiator had to be replaced. Starter and alternator needed replacement. And the new motorcraft replacement parts are junk too. When you realize the price you payed and the lack of quality, it really makes you want to punch a motherfucker at ford because you've been cheated. I have a 4runner now and haven't looked back. But if I were to get a truck today I'd get a Ram 2500 with the 6.4 engine. Rented one for a road trip to NC from FL and it was a blast to drive."}
+{"text":"I bought it because it was the only mpg truck And because I wanted a base model hybrid with almost nothing in it. Single zone climate control...crank unheated seats, plastic you can wipe down... Uses a fuckin physical key to start the engine and unlock/lock the tailgate. Everything is perfect. Hybrid system is licensed from Toyota anyways Also the later Focus were all super reliable until they started the gay DCT shit"}
+{"text":"Retard, the batteries are known for immolation."}
+{"text":"so whats the point of this when your car wont start if it has a dead battery?"}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about anon Have you never just turned your headlights off while driving down a back road at night? My car lets me do it, why wouldn't yours?"}
+{"text":"thats crazy like i check my fluids at least once a month"}
+{"text":"Except thats not how it works. Battery icon is lit when you turn ignition to ON and dont start the car, regardless of its charge state."}
+{"text":"I work for AAA. At least once a day I argue with a member on the phone because their car died on the highway and the battery light came on so that means they \"just need a jump start\". They usually say things like \"I know more than you\" and \"you're just a dumbass in a call center\"."}
+{"text":"so whats the point of this when your car wont start if it has a dead battery? It's crucial as fuck if you have a timing chain driven car and the water pump is serpentine belt driven, if that battery light is on, you have no alternator, which also means you have no water pump and you need to shut the motherfucker off before things get ugly."}
+{"text":"blizzard warning heavy snow. wind comes flying past you at 70mph in the left lane completely blinds you LEDs and then a trail of blowing snow jacknifes 2 miles down the road causes pile up kills a few cagers shutdowns entire highway why are they like this?"}
+{"text":"And a step further is that during their reduced-pay (<couple hundred/week is not uncommon) training period the truck the student is on acts as a \"team driver\" truck that runs 24/7. Then when the student has met the carriers criteria for moving to his own truck at full pay he's let go and a new student takes his place. Funny that."}
+{"text":"This. Truckers used to be white guys, now it's all indians and mystery meat easterners"}
+{"text":"Thank rabbi trumpstein"}
+{"text":"100 percent turnover I"}
+{"text":"ruins ur microfiber towels"}
+{"text":"NTA but I have 6 garages (5 motor, one chain) and one of them is an RV garage that'll fit 3 cars. :P I also have a barn I can fit 3 more cars in. I only have one car lol, but some tractors. It also never snows here. So, what the fuck is salt? My '90s car still has no rust and I can turn the stock exhaust bolts/nuts. Capitalism is luck of the draw."}
+{"text":"she only has a 2 car garage whats it like being poor?"}
+{"text":"I take it you didn’t take chemistry at school? Unaware on how redox reactions work? As the other anon here  wonderfully put, it’s much harder for rust to progress in the cold. Parking your car in your garage warms and melts the salty snow, creating the perfect salt bridge for the reaction to take place. Ironic to be calling someone else a brown skin when you are unaware of basic chemistry and best practices for the winter, the traditional season of the White Man."}
+{"text":"he's a ruralite"}
+{"text":"I can't imagine living in the city. I don't have to work very much, I have a lotta land and a big house, and I don't worry about a thing. I don't lock my doors, I leave my car running when I go into shops, and there's a huge forest all around me, it's awesome. My biggest expense is health insurance, not housing. How much do you really value living in the suburbs of some hipster town where no one interacts with each other anyway?"}
+{"text":"My 2015 Sportage has these black insert things but I want to add those roof rails so I can carry stuff on top. What exactly do I need?"}
+{"text":"go to an autoparts shop they will tell you"}
+{"text":"This, but a dealership instead. There's no way the Kia dealership will steer you wrong and you'll probably pay less too."}
+{"text":"better off going to both. Sometimes dealership is close sometimes it's way more expensive, go dealership if its close"}
+{"text":"Im workin on my race car for the 2026 season. Getting buzzed and wanted to know what /o/ worked on. Post pics"}
+{"text":"Brake overhaul on my 86. Nice race car, i'm jelly."}
+{"text":"I'm digging out along the side of my suburban house to move the sewerage so I can build a garage."}
+{"text":"im working on my 2013 nissan altima which god personally hates"}
+{"text":"Just did a test drive and I think I have a vacuum leak. It's slightly rough at low RPM, but above 2000 RPM it runs fine. I'll shoot some starting fluid at it tomorrow. I just really don't feel like removing the plenum again."}
+{"text":"It's too cold to work on my car outside so I'm inside working on guns"}
+{"text":"Ford wants to partner with Chinese ev giant BYD."}
+{"text":"That's no way to talk about the future rulers of the world."}
+{"text":"Isreal did 9/11"}
+{"text":"Why is the line drawn at cars, when the majority of the other shit in your house/that you own is already made in China?"}
+{"text":"Tesla uses every battery they can get their hands on. They make their own batteries, but thats not enough. So they buy all the supplies from other vendors."}
+{"text":"With the death of 3G is there any reason to buy anything older than the 2000s-2010s if one wants a non botnet vehicle? Pretty sure you can buy all the way up until the 21 MY for some models. Inb4 YoU HaVE a Ph0ne!1!"}
+{"text":"That's not what hyperbole is. A hyperbole is picking up something heavier than expected and saying it weighs a ton, or saying \"if i've told you once i've told you a million times\" You can't just outright lie about something for no reason and then turn around and go \"bro it's just a literary device dawg obviously it wasn't literal\""}
+{"text":"Nissan is telling insurance companies when you have sex, stellantis is streaming advertising directly into your head unit. Everyone got it except for you. Basically the death of 3G makes older cars much less appealing to own since even relatively modern cars can't be exploited anymore. At least in modern countries without 3G."}
+{"text":"asks question already knows everything lmao"}
+{"text":"Just because your countries cell networks don't use 3G anymore doesn't mean the 3G car is secure. Although it's probably secure enough against data-grubbing advertising botnets and the like."}
+{"text":"Nigger if the EMP goes off all of the roads are going to be jammed with immobilized modern cars I promise you, the energy contained in such a blast would cause far worse problems than highways clogged up with vehicles. Nevermind that your vehicle is a sufficiently grounded faraday cage"}
+{"text":"properly clean off your cars? Is it just fat American laziness?"}
+{"text":"If you go fast enough the wind just blows it off. Stop being a pussy."}
+{"text":"I haven't seen snow in over a decade. You weren't autistically clear about what you meant so I said what I said. If there's snow blocking visibility or a big hunk of snow on your roof that could fly at another driver that's one thing and you're right it's not cool and could be considered attempted homicide through negligence, but you (or OP) specifically state that, it was merely implied. It's 4chan, expect autism."}
+{"text":"cleaning the snow off the car like an NPC"}
+{"text":"That's not the point."}
+{"text":"American laziness Close, it's really American greed. Here it is considered a display of wealth to buy a garage, fill it with products consoomed, not have room to park your car in it, and instead spend hundreds or thousands on car wash subscriptions, ceramic coatings, etc."}
+{"text":"Is the plural of Lexus Lexuses, Lexi, Lexae, Leces?"}
+{"text":"There were old tweets on Xitter that confirm that it's \"Lexus\" for both singular and plural. However, common use is \"Lexuses\" because people are retarded."}
+{"text":"Lexus is a made up word, so standard English grammar applies: Lexuses"}
+{"text":"all made up words are English"}
+{"text":"Lexus brand was created specifically for America. America=English."}
+{"text":"It's Toyotas."}
+{"text":"Cheapest way to fix these white scratches on a black car? They’re smooth"}
+{"text":"sharpies touchup pen is the cheapest way ofc you wont shut up thereafter so just get it touched up by a detailer as opposed to abodyshop"}
+{"text":"Those look shallow. A very gentle cutting compound, Applied carefully by hand should do it. Or at least make it 90 percent less noticeable. And its a cheap fix. I did something like this to a rental car I trashed offload driving once. In a car Wash stall in alaska. If I can remember the product I used I will post it. But it was an off the shelf product at oriely or vatozone."}
+{"text":"This, you'd be surprised what you can polish out they don't look that shallow to me, but it's worth a shot. Polish with an orbital (or just by hand) and there's a chance it'll just disappear. Obviously you're wearing down the surrounding clear coat to the level of the scrape, so don't do it for any old scratch, but this looks like a good case for it."}
+{"text":"I think i used Mequiars ultimate compound applied by hand with a buffing pad followed by a quick wax product. And meguiars black plastic restorer for the roof ( it was a new broco i fucked up). There is a meguiars \"scratch x\" product sold now that would work about the same as what I did. You just need a polishing compound that has a very mild abrasive so you can grind off a teeny tiny bit of clearcoat"}
+{"text":"fix There's nothing to fix. The paint on the car, added foremost in order to protect the metal underneath from the elements, has done its job."}
+{"text":"Tappy valves are happy valves!"}
+{"text":"On an old aircooled boxers that's true."}
+{"text":"Fine to drive w/ an oil leak"}
+{"text":"Does it look oily to you?"}
+{"text":"Depends on how fast it's leaking. If it's just a drip, just keep an eye on it and make sure to check it regularly. If it's pouring out you could make a very short trip to get it fixed stopping to fill it up again as needed."}
+{"text":"Oil pan was coated with ready to drop drops last I checked. I drove it home afterwards, put some cardboard under it for two days, zero stain. Dipstick shows middleish, closer to L. Was topped off 3 months ago and I’ve driven 3000km since."}
+{"text":"Well fill it up and start checking it daily. If it doesn't change much check once a week, if it doesn't change much check on fill ups. Always track of how much you have to fill it. This will help you estimate how much it's leaking and if it's worth fixing. I had a subaru with weeping headgaskets and would put in a quart every time I filled up. It never got faster than that and never made any sign of milkshake so I figured fuck it, good enough."}
+{"text":"nice be sure to drive extra slow in the sharp turns on your local roadways"}
+{"text":"\"nice forest you have there, be a shame if something happened to it\" Why do they ruin everything?"}
+{"text":"So most likely they searched for those plates/spotted the plate and went, we'll have that car."}
+{"text":"As stated by people who worked on the show the first time production actually saw the car in the flesh, was when it was already in Argentina. This included the plates as the advert for the car didn't show the plates. Additionally the people who inspected the car + shipped the car were not involved with production, they were a third party porsche mechanic and shipping company. So neither of these groups would look at the plates and think anything of it. Overall this was a scripted TV show and they had done number plate \"jokes\" before already. Your own picture kind of disproved your point. Top Gear did do stupid shit like this before, but it was always kind of obvious. They were not subtle with this kind of thing. Look at your pic, they put a rugby score of a recent match onto an australian car using most likely a sticker. They even point it out, that's about as in your face as it can possibly get. The same goes for other jokes of this nature on Top Gear. They weren't subtle with this shit, they were in your face. The 'H982 FKL' thing if it was intentional is so unbelievably subtle that when you're watching the special you wouldn't even think it meant anything until you read online that people think it's reference to the falklands war. And the other thing, if it was intentional, they would have alluded to it or even joked about it before the controversy angle plays in. Now consider this, if it was intentional why would they remove it halfway through the show? If it's all a big joke, they would have kept it on until they got attacked. The final thing is that Top Gear did a number of these specials and almost all of them, all they ever did was portray the countries they went to in a positive light and said good thing about them. Fuck they went to Iraq and said \"this place is nice\", you really think they would go to Argentina with the mindset of \"let's antagonize them for the shits and giggles\"?"}
+{"text":"so unbelievably subtle To you maybe yeah. if it was intentional why would they remove it halfway through the show? Yes we've established they knew it was a bad idea, that they had brought alternate plates, but decided to proceed anyway. It was 100% intentional - the only question is at what point prior to the start of filming did they decide to go with it. you really think they would go to Argentina with the mindset of \"let's antagonize them for the shits and giggles\"? Yeah."}
+{"text":"Ironically something that's been lost to time about this controversy is that not satisfied with claiming the Porsche had fake plates, they tried to claim the Mustang and Lotus also had fake plates that referenced the war. And the imaginary offense can go even further: as Juan Manual Romano (Secretary of Social Development) commented, even the other two cars offended! The Lotus had the license N269KNG, that if we subtract 14 we get 255, the number of English soldiers fallen in the war, and the Mustang with the license EKH646J that if we add 3 we reach 649 the number of Argentines fallen. Funny this didn't get as much traction when the claim is the same as the Porsche's plates. I mean idiots believed that H982 FKL must be a reference to the war, why not accept the notion the other plates are too? The Porsche now bears the number plate \"H1 VAE\" This is somewhat inaccurate. From what is known the car was first registered with H982 FKL, then at some point it became H1 VAE before going back to H982 FKL in 2001. The 'BELL END' plates were fake and made up by the production once they were aware of the controversy to put on the car for the football match. The Porsche came with both the H982 and H1 VAE plates. When the crew became aware of the controversy, they took the H982 plates off and put the H1 VAE plate on the back. The plan was then for James and Richard to prank Jeremy by putting 'BELL END' plates on his car for the Football match. However that didn't happen. Additionally the original dealer has stated that the production team were aware of the registration plate history before purchase. Bullshit, this same dealer also claimed he didn't know the car was being sold to Top Gear. He only dealt with a representative of the BBC and a Porsche Mechanic who inspected the car. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"subtract 14 add 3 So we're just making up random numbers then? If anything this doesn't put the argies down an extra peg, they're not even unknowing idiots making correlations that seem plausible, but have IQs and EQs lower than that of an average 6 y/o school kid. Are their brains actually made of mush?"}
+{"text":"Ford's new Super Duty-based AEV FXL truck. What is the use case for something like this?"}
+{"text":"What is the use case for something like this? making cringe chud vlogs"}
+{"text":"What is the use case for something like this? Going shopping at the local center, picking up my precious daughter from school. I like to feel safe."}
+{"text":"Why does Ford keep refusing to give people what they want? A blown 7.3 fucking AMERICAN COCA COLA LITERS Raptor SD."}
+{"text":"AEV is a 3rd party offroad modification company. they also do ram/jeep etc. This is not from ford. I dont know why op made the title he did but im guessing hes a chinese Ai bot posting engagement bait."}
+{"text":"If ground pressure was the only factor then bikes would tear up roads more than tanks."}
+{"text":"When you complain about how this car doesn't have lsd, that car doesn't have a v12 and another car isn't a real Porsche, someone is driving his Fiesta ST and enjoying it. That's because he's a car enjoyer and you're not. You can't enjoy cars outside of your tiny category of good cars, where barely any car other than Mclaren F1 fits."}
+{"text":"plastic engine mcdonalds struts egg shape No point"}
+{"text":"Ten years old Trash"}
+{"text":"This is 4chan. Complaining and criticizing your choices is kind of our schtick."}
+{"text":"Where's your Mclaren?"}
+{"text":"Mclaren f1 isn't the only car with bones wrenchlet."}
+{"text":"stretched EL falcon limo convertible"}
+{"text":"I'd rip the seats out and convert it into a uuuuute"}
+{"text":"single cab loooooong bed"}
+{"text":"I have no idea why Maybach SL 680 has a V8 and cost a bit MORE than Maybach S 680 which has a V12, is bigger and has more seats. Is there any super rich anon who will help understand the logic of super expensive car price tags?"}
+{"text":"I live in Puch-land, and I'm amazed how big the export market to the US was for our national treasure. The early models were imported through Sears as Sears Allstate, pic related"}
+{"text":"Are you implying local regulations dont factor into local prices?"}
+{"text":"Maybe he's an American and forgot that in other countries taxes are already included in the prices of goods in stores."}
+{"text":"$220 to register your own property is obscene. And don't tell me it's about crime, because the police don't do anything when you report a car stolen, a hit and run, etc."}
+{"text":"They do but they aren't gonna cause these giant swings you are seeing. Both cars have similar regulatory requirements no matter what market they are being sold in. At most it would be a few hundred dollars price difference."}
+{"text":"I hope their sales tank because of this."}
+{"text":"Proof that new cars are for absolute cocksuckers which is most people on the road"}
+{"text":"I'm that anon and a few days late here but you're deflecting. The idea that a US and/or Israel gov't organization kidnapped American teen girls to get blackmail on the rich and famous cannot be discounted. Don't try to move the focus, glowie."}
+{"text":"OP woke up this morning and chose violence. Typical leftist reaction to not getting everything they want."}
+{"text":"\"Violence\" is hoping that free trade exists. Typical republican bullshit."}
+{"text":"aww it doesn't have the bit where you see the cop grinning for a sec when he doesn't stop wailing his head off lol"}
+{"text":"what's the 'sensus on fiat doblo?"}
+{"text":"fiat = fix ot rgain dingus"}
+{"text":"AHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"everyone I know calls it Diablo"}
+{"text":"Never seen a Fiat Doblo but it looks like a remaster of the old Nissan Cube."}
+{"text":"Isn't it just the PSA offer of Peugot Partner/Opel Combo by this point? They exist because enterprises need a cargo beater, but the next size up is too expensive and use too much fuel. They are usually excellent cars, because the roof height is nice. If you could buy a nicer version with decent factory sound deadening, they would most likely completely displace minivans and maybe even estates."}
+{"text":"German authorities forced Lexus to turn off the parking heating in Lexus cars! Just when it got cold and people needed it! Toyota used remote access to turn off the pre heating, which is used to heat up the cars before driving. You would turn it on, 10 minutes before driving somewhere, so your car is warm and de-iced already. Toyota spokesman Ralph Müller: \"The pre-air conditioning is a free function of the MyToyota app or Lexus Link Plus App. This function is still available for all pure electric vehicles and plug-in vehicles. For vehicles with conventional drive, this only works when the combustion engine is running. The legislator considers this an unnecessary running of the engine or an avoidable exhaust gas pollution, which is prohibited. This is not known to many users. In Europe, there is no uniform legal situation, about which we have informed with a corresponding note in the app. In order to protect the vehicle user from fines, we have deactivated the function on these vehicles.” Imagine being a Euro"}
+{"text":"I salute you, admiral Based."}
+{"text":"YOU VILL HAVE CARBON CREDITS you have consumed your daily allowable carbon just wait till you can't eat for the day because state deemed you unworthy of any more carbon pollution. UK and Europeans are on some real bullshit."}
+{"text":"turn the fucking key to start the engine you don't understand, that would be deemed illegal. You aren't allowed to idle your engine dude to some bullshit environmental laws. Your neighbor will call the police on you. That's what its like to live there. All the while letting criminals into the country to replace you."}
+{"text":"Much worse than letting Pakis rape British girls for years? Look at the state of the modern Yookay. The current PM values browns more than white Britons. The conservative leader is an ape (the previous one imported hundreds of thousands of browns after Brexit) and the \"far-right\" leader renounced islamophobia and is now appeasing the goatfuckers. So much better than Germany, right?"}
+{"text":"asians Thanks UK!"}
+{"text":"It was the dark of the moon On the sixth of June In a Kenworth, pullin' logs Cabover Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We was headin' for bear On 'I-1-0 'Bout a mile out Shakey Town I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer down"}
+{"text":"This got voted as the car of the year 2026 in China. Say something nice about it."}
+{"text":"I wonder what brand that car is"}
+{"text":"why are so many posters on this board so insecure about the chinese?"}
+{"text":"Where are the OOOO?"}
+{"text":"but 2026 cars are sold in 2025 so in car logic it all makes perfect sense"}
+{"text":"believing that voting actually means anything in China"}
+{"text":"Chameleon tranny cries some moar thread This thread is for liter bike riders, who have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or aspiring liter bikers, who want to buy a liter bike. New bake as we maxed out the last thread, and the learner/ liter dichotomy is going strong. Actual liter bike things, discussed by people who actually have liter bikes of a 900cc minimum, or at least those wanting to buy a liter bike liter biker tricks, like wheelies, stoppies, 369 bunny hops, tail whips, and posting bike gear advice from literchads: you don't need gear if you don't have a bike. If you can't post bike, you don't have bike. liter biker wife pics, webms, and swapping. Chameleon has never seen a vagina IRL Biker discussion with liter bike havers, and people looking to get a liter bike. LOL at the one permaseething chameleon tranny lulzcow a 600 RR is the recommended learner bike minimum, and the learner thread exists for learner discussions, although learners who want to ask literchads are encouraged. A liter over 900cc is the minimum for elite riders, who are the apex predators of the motorbike world. (New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added): Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wake up and see the fly 90 degrees to your right. You can look at it without moving your head because your eyes move independently"}
+{"text":"new thread is here lads"}
+{"text":"28812247 28812270 28812276 schizphrenic retard attacking himself in an oestrogen fuelled rage"}
+{"text":"80k miles, not km. I put 65k miles of those on it myself in all conditions. I do like my beemer, and it's been a great bike that I've been happy to own and has done its job well so far. But the growing potential for electrical issues to leave me stranded is something I don't particularly like. I recently had an EWS fault scare far from home which luckily went away after pulling the battery for a bit, but it shook my confidence in the electrical system and the bike as a whole. you don't like bimmers? I should have specified that I wouldn't be buying another GS. I'd love an older beemer. This GS is the newest bike I've ever owned, and the electrical stuff sucks. Otherwise, mechanically, it's been excellent."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately roll of the dice if US customs snags it. I would have to find a forwarder to buy it for me too."}
+{"text":"My land lord just offered me a garage spot with charging capability. Is it prudent to just switch my PHEV to EV altogether? Most of my drives are within PHEV battery range but I feel like an EV is a no-brainer if you can charge at home. pic not related, I can't afford it."}
+{"text":"Don't buy a new car save and buy a house/condo/apartment you retard"}
+{"text":"Whats more inefficient - using the vehicle you already have or selling your vehicle buying an all-electric paying for vehicle titling and registration on a new vehicle getting insurance for the new vehicle (electrics usually cost more to insure) changing the cost of your commute by ZERO DOLLARS because you were previously driving on just battery power in your hybrid Just say you have a compulsion to spend money"}
+{"text":"EVs are already moving on to using gasoline range extenders using generator engines... You essentially have this but also the rest of the stuff needed to run it to drive the car with it. I think you would just waste a lot of money changing from one EV type to another for that reason alone, and you should just accept what you have now. EVs and hybrids in 2030 are probably going to be massively improved over what's available now... Would you then again switch vehicles to get the latest -thing-? In my case I just accepted a big 4 cylinder hybrid is the best daily driver and will be what I drive the next 7 years, and picked the most useful one (Maverick). I pretty much accept that newer hybrids using better technologies will come that get better mileage and heat the cabin better etc, but everything is satisfactory with what I have so I don't really \"look\" for a vehicle anymore."}
+{"text":"Just say you have a compulsion to spend money on useless shit"}
+{"text":"Do you think EREVs will replace PHEV or straight up all EVs? Maybe having a hybrid with a 20-30kWh LFP battery and a gasoline generator is how EVs finally win? Because honestly people tend to overestimate just how much they need all that range. But gasoline is very inefficient way to charge a battery and might lead to even worse MPG if people are careless with charging."}
+{"text":"is this a viable shitbox in 2026 or should i look for something newer?"}
+{"text":"go older"}
+{"text":"Any decent EK/EG you'll find will be at least twice as expensive."}
+{"text":"Aside the US being cucked on the SI low powered I never got why these got all the hate. I have my EF and worked on Hondas of all flavors but these aren't bad and cheap. Easy to do any K stuff since that's already in there. Ks are super cheap. Funky cool shifter, good size not too heavy handles fine. Not a bad daily at all."}
+{"text":"7th gen Civic and RSX weren't a high point for Honda."}
+{"text":"ok cool thanks"}
+{"text":"Easy views. There's thousands of yputubers whose shtick is buying ticking timber bombs then baiting an audience with dumb basedface \"how could this happen to me?\" thumbnails"}
+{"text":"Do people just love pain? Why would you buy a car with such obvious and well established problems?"}
+{"text":"Why is it always German cars?"}
+{"text":"Why would you buy a car with such obvious and well established problems? its called engagement, broke loser. You need people to watch your YouTube channel so you can get paid. Real retard Boomer hours here OP"}
+{"text":"Because it's an old German tradition.German tanks during WW2 were great until they broke down. And they broke down much more often than the Shermans. And they were harder to repair."}
+{"text":"Why? People are moving away from EV's with all the manufacturers pull back investment Plus Cross-overs and SUVs have been the dominate sellers in America, not sedans or coupes. And no way is he a \"free market let everyone in\" kind of guy Is it the economy? Wants to flood the US market with cheap Chinese cars so he can say \"just buy a cheap chinese car if your strapped for cash\"?"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Lmao no, not anymore"}
+{"text":"I'm seeing more EVs every day on the roads and I stay in a shithole bros. It's over...but it's ok because old gas cars are better anyway."}
+{"text":"honestly, given how shit modern ICEs are, EVs are an improvement. maybe not in burgerland, you guys are still allowed more than 3 cylinders, but certainly here in the muslim ecokhalifate of yuropistan. fuck the yuro auto industry, fuck car dealers and fuck the polar bears too. 1000hp EVs for everyone."}
+{"text":"Nobody is buying new cars because they are $52k on average and there are only so many single mothers to take advantage of. Lots of dealers have cars from the 23 and 24 model year just sitting around that won't sell. This makes the price of used cars go up because less cars are entering the used market. Most people don't want to pay $10k for a shitty nissan so a lot of used cars are not moving either. So what the fuck is the future of cars? Less and less people are falling for infinite debt slavery so when will the $20k new Civics come back? There is no auto industry if nobody buys"}
+{"text":"Eventually they are going to have to realize at some point that they will only make more revenue with lower prices. A lot of Japanese electronics makers have special pricing (exclusive for Japan only) and the tale is often the same for every product. Reduce price by half, get 4x the sales, aka 2x as much money total. They do this because wages in Japan are stagnant, and they are going to have do the same here in the states unless people get a pay raise."}
+{"text":"have our wealthy overlords considered paying us slightly less meager wages so we might have a teensy weeny better chance of affording the shit they're peddling?"}
+{"text":"I don’t think any of the MBA bros and MBA karens who call the shots these days could pass a beginner level economics course on the mechanics of supply and demand tbqh desu sempai."}
+{"text":"Well they need to design a car for white people too."}
+{"text":"like the word nigger, white people are also taking the dodge challenger back"}
+{"text":"Which automobile manufacturer has the most toxic, miserable, and unpleasant vehicle owners?"}
+{"text":"there are plenty of porsches in brazil, it's just that their drivers got infamous for drunk driving, crashing and killing people"}
+{"text":"Toyota: Chile Ethiopia Kazakhstan Mongolia United States"}
+{"text":"Of course it is. Most people don't care that much about cars."}
+{"text":"Porsche. I say that as someone who’s had them. Fine cars but the owners are awful Worst owners club in the UK, worst drama, just basically a bunch of nerds and Freemasons and golf enthusiasts. Boring little men who do something vaguely “IT” and send their weird kids to some low end fee paying school and are on the brink of divorce because they think they have a chance with their Ukrainian nanny. God forbid you ever drive the thing hard or talk about going fast, they have a total sense of humour failure. Same sort of people into watches. It’s depressing and every other “prestige” mark in the country has a better owners club, aside from Bristol which is full of the fathers of the men in the Porsche scene"}
+{"text":"Probably BMW or mercedes, they're all such ricers it's unreal."}
+{"text":"What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"If too much power was their concern, they could've always made the RWD version not supercharged"}
+{"text":"Oh look it's Tata guy. Tell how they own Aston Martin too bro."}
+{"text":"At this point, Jaguar wouldn't spend an extra shilling and tuppence to have that. Rather they spent that shilling on making it RHD. They could have had a few levels of it sure, but it's short run which was supposed to be 300, they didn't even sell that many which they would have by making it RHD."}
+{"text":"The thing is they should have made a normal production run M3 competitor for the XE. The 5.0 in the XKR/XFR tune and RWD with an LSD and better brakes would have been absolutely fine and would have been the best driving car in its class apart from the Quadrifoglio. They already sold the XE S with 380hp with minimal chassis improvements over the 4 cylinder cars."}
+{"text":"I don't know why the XES never became more popular with the M lite/AMG chav crowd Brand image After WW2, the only people who could afford a car were directors, politicians, business owners etc. All people wanting to appear as supporting domestic industry, but more importantly people perceived as upper class. Working and middle class people born post-war associated Vauxhall, Ford, Rover, Austin as \"normal\" cars and Jaguar as something the upper class would drive. Get to the 80's and 90's and the younger post-war babies are entering the workforce to an explosion of company cars. They don't really want a Vauxhall like their dad, nor a Jag like their ancient Managing Director. BMW are Mercedes something different, a little edgy even. Get to today and certainly people of my age still associate Jags with old, posh people. A mate of mine bought an XE a few years ago, and we still call him \"Old Man\""}
+{"text":"Were you ever hesitant to purchase a vehicle due to the reputation of its drivers, rather than the brand's image?"}
+{"text":"audi lol"}
+{"text":"Yeah I wanted a chally at one point. But I’m far too white to own one"}
+{"text":"in a black car worried about not worried about boiling alive during summer bro the paint getting dirty is the least of your issues the fucking plastic in your mcdonkeys engine is progressively melting because the paint absorbs the most light and reflects the least so you're baking your shit"}
+{"text":"making a left turn car ahead making a left turn bmw also ahead makes a right turn into my lane at 95 mph have no time to even see him yells at me it was a fucking 60 year old boomer if that makes a difference normal bmw experience?"}
+{"text":"No. A man chooses, a slave obeys."}
+{"text":"we have brands hatch at home neat"}
+{"text":"Thread is autosaging, bro Looks pretty neat, shame I can't test drive it because I slept in a stupid position and now my back feels like the downhill of Bathurst"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"looks posh to be honest"}
+{"text":"Make a new Strawschleife"}
+{"text":"wow it looks like a xinjiang uighur massacre"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't describe this nre design as much of a Great Leap Forward."}
+{"text":"Derpal SO1, nice"}
+{"text":"Is this an AI generated post?"}
+{"text":"it reads like it was run through a translator so maybe"}
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+{"text":"We encourage you to have a look around the catalog first to see what we’re all about before posting your first thread. Topics typically posted here include: Outdoor recreational activities (Hiking, trail running, bushwhacking, camping, spelunking, geocaching, orienteering, expeditions, urban exploration, backpacking, etc.) Gardening, farming and related activities Hunting and fishing, and other activities involving the stalking or taking of game (including bird-watching) Outdoor survival, bushcraft, foraging, self-sustenance in nature, train-hopping, hoboism, etc. Outdoor destinations and exploration (specific trails, parks, regions, etc.) Water-related activities (boats, diving, etc.) Outdoor philosophy (conservation, Leave No Trace, protectionism, etc.) Outdoor building and living (cabins, huts, treehouses, etc.) Outdoor social activities and organizations (meet-ups, Scouts, NOLS, etc.) Gear related to any of the above topics Most topics related to the outdoors are fine. Write properly, behave politely, encourage a respectful community, and most importantly, GO OUTSIDE!!"}
+{"text":"Just a friendly reminder that threads about weapons which do not pertain to their use in outdoor activities should be posted on /k/ instead. Thanks."}
+{"text":"5° AT Trip, Am I Cooked? I'm gonna be going on a 2 night, 20-mile trip on the AT this coming Friday. It looks like it'll be a lot colder than I was anticipating. Could you give me your opinion on whether or not my gear will keep me warm enough? Am I cooked? WEATHER: Friday - 22° Hi, 8°Lo, Clear, 16mph wind Saturday - 14°Hi, 5°Lo, Clear, 8mph wind Sunday - 14° Hi, 9° Lo, Clear, 3mph wind SLEEP/CLOTHING: \\-Trilaminate military-style bivy sack Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If you aren't confident in your gear or your survival skills then you cancel the trip. You aren't bringing shelter and you aren't bringing enough food to keep yourself active, and sleeping bag companies always overestimate their capabilities by 10-20 degrees f. If you improvise a shelter every night, have a steady fire, and hunt or increase supply stock to offset all the extra activity and cold calorie loss, you probably won't make your destination on time due to needing to stop early to scavenge for shelter and fuel."}
+{"text":"You need a good tent to protect yourself from the cold and wind. You can sleep in a bivy but you do not have room to eat, change clothes, sort gear in a bivy."}
+{"text":"The snowy world you grew up in no longer exists. There are those out there who made billions depriving you of snowy winters."}
+{"text":"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his recklessly consoomerist lifestyle depends on his not understanding it."}
+{"text":"You won't be around to see that though. Incoherent nigbabble. Just ignore it."}
+{"text":"There's plenty of data available in ice cores, tree rings, oxygen isotope ratios in sedimentary plankton and corals, radiocarbon dating, direct human measurements in the historic record, and the geologic features of the landscape itself. Just because you're too stupid to understand the evidence doesn't mean it can be wholly dismissed."}
+{"text":"Bro i live at 9.8k feet in Colorado and I'm looking at a grassy lawn rn"}
+{"text":"They won't respond to this."}
+{"text":"aren't those mountains downright dangerous this time of year"}
+{"text":"the last sunlight of november, the sun is only returning right now"}
+{"text":"Moosilauke yesterday. There was about a 30 minute window of blue skies and everything closed back in for the rest of the day, scattered snow showers and 40+ mph winds. It was hard to get back on trail from the summit cone without GPS."}
+{"text":"Saw a group heading up at around 2:30, still below the first overlook, hopefully they turned around because they didn't look prepared. Small jansport style bags, no visible gloves, hardshells or traction devices and one of the girls was wearing a cotton hoodie. When I was getting onto the sawyer highway I saw that they had parked illegally at the end of ravine road and had tickets waiting for them. Hopefully they don't pop up on NH Fish and Game later as a rescue."}
+{"text":"I like rage gardening, gardening under pressure, and spite hothousing."}
+{"text":"\"oh you wanna be a bitch you fucking habanero whore??\" shoves it into the oven whole. yeah fuck you and your lice. i can get very very angry at plants. ironically the Carolina reaper ive chokeslammed last year went on the be the best plant."}
+{"text":"a lot of cityfags did guerrilla gardenening in the 2010s when i lived around such foul places. it was kinda based though. one dude even planted weed everywhere that was fun. i am growing veggies and weed both in and outdoors and i feel like indoor stuff is much harder. if thats \"extreme\" enough for you."}
+{"text":"Carolina reaper I love these fucking peppers, although I also like the fruity taste that ghost peppers have despite being less hot"}
+{"text":"For me, it’s Trinidad Scorpion."}
+{"text":"Everyone check in - New England here, waiting to see something Tonight is supposed to be the night"}
+{"text":"Epic drug use bro"}
+{"text":"cry more bitch"}
+{"text":"I’m in DFW. Probably won’t see shit"}
+{"text":"Minnesota, exactly 45°n here. It was underwhelming and not worth staying up to 2 am for. Perhaps if I had a better view of the northern horizon and wasn’t so close to town it would have been better, but it was underwhelming compared to November 11th or several other events over the last two years"}
+{"text":"By comparison, here’s November 11th."}
+{"text":"see this, what do?"}
+{"text":"lurk more"}
+{"text":"WHOS A GOOD BEAR WHOS A GOOD BEAR"}
+{"text":"I kill the cubs and take the she-bear as my new mate"}
+{"text":"Clawed paws typed this post"}
+{"text":"tfw it's real"}
+{"text":"Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the public outright should be turned into condos for millionaires instead."}
+{"text":"Land that conservation agencies refuse to allow to be open to the public Thats where all the kids go missing Yes it does, if you're jewish"}
+{"text":"No, that's retarded, but your pic is comfy."}
+{"text":"Pussy, walk out onto the fin"}
+{"text":"My legs were exhausted by the time I reached the top and I didn't want to risk dying. The sign says the view is just as good from the allowed view-cuckbox but I don't think it is. I hate scary rock outcroppings with no railings and believe me I spend plenty of time on them. I watched a fit early 20 something couple ascend off into the fins, and I think other people too. Kinda sucks they can't put a proper path into the fins to a better view. I guess the actual better view is from Roaring Plains, but that's an annoying one because you have to be there sept 1- dec 31 for the road to be open otherwise its a much longer walk."}
+{"text":"There's a similar place at the top of Mt. Laguna in San Diego. Nice railed area for viewing but if you hop the rail and walk around the corner theres a ledge. Its basically a shelf thats 6,000 feet above the valley floor. And its slightly sloped (towards the drop off of course). Friend and I sat there and had lunch after a hike once. One slip and it would have been flight training with no recovery."}
+{"text":"What does your backpacking kit look like & what are your favorite pieces of gear you have that are unusual or greatly increased your quality of life on the trail? This is my basic kit alot of the gear is 10 years old or more I have recently added a camp chair & a little bidet that goes on a water bottle. My favorite piece of gear is not pictures but it is a frybake pan which is basically a lightweight dutch oven I will be using it on my trip at the end of this month to roast a chicken & make stuffing."}
+{"text":"The only thing that's a little unusual is my 6L hydropak water bag. I carry 8L for overnights innadesert. I know AZT thru hikers often carry less, but there are known water sources at intervals on the trail. I just go wander around in the sky islands. There are springs on the map but they're often dry. I've marked the locations of cattle tanks but sometimes they move the herds and the tanks are dry."}
+{"text":"Oh wow that is a cool piece of gear! Is it compatible with a sawyer water filter or how do you fill it on the trail? I may have to get one for when camp is far from a water source that would be game changing for dinner time & clean up without having to walk back & forth between the creek all night"}
+{"text":"Take the hammock pill."}
+{"text":"This nigger doesn't know about specialization. Keep making those cookies cuck."}
+{"text":"Stopping at the burger place on the way back. Would bet they serve up a great burger."}
+{"text":"Chocolate covered peanuts. Apples, oranges or dates. Raisins. Oat porridge with raisins and jam for breakfast, and two cups of strong and sweet tea. For lunch (only really on the first day if it's a multi-day hike) I like a big sandwich with lots of butter, thick slices of ham, honey, black pepper, brie, and maybe salad or bell peppers. Cured sausage and a few glugs of aquavit for when I reach the goal of the trip. No, the real treat is a petrol station burger (biggest they have, no fries) and a bottle of ice cold Coke when I get back down. Sit down on the bench outside and eat it sensuously."}
+{"text":"Can't go wrong with GORP"}
+{"text":"Hardtack this is only good when you've been on a ship for an extended period of time and all the other food has been eaten already. You let it soak in your coffee for a little while and then use a spoon to skim the weevils and weevil eggs off of the top"}
+{"text":"The Aird-X is a dogshit rod with a dogshit name. The blank feels terrible and so does the handle. The Lightning Rod is way better. I'm going to buy two of them on Wednesday. Daiwa makes great rods, but the Aird-X is terrible."}
+{"text":"Thanks guys though I'm gonna disappoint. The rod/reel you've suggested is probably a million times better than what I'm gonna end up with cause I'm going to go to a store close by to buy a rod/reel there. I guess idk what I was really asking lol Since that post I realized I prefer spinners I'm taking old man with me to help pick one out from what they have available since his still big into fishing."}
+{"text":"that's not true at all aside from the reelseat which iis entirely subjective. it's minimalist to enhance sensitivity on a budget blank. everything else about that rod punches above it's weight. haven't held a lightning rod but other berkley rods i've held in the budget range are pretty shit and have bad reviews. tell me what's good about the \"24 ton modulus\" blank on the lightning rod? that's very low end. I've stepped on an aird-x multiple times on concrete and not damaged it, beat that. at the end of the day you do you, but your opinion is contradictory to countless reputable fishermen and you probably never even bought an arid-x. you're acting like a $50 rod is supposed to be amazing? how much is berkley paying you?"}
+{"text":"Yeah below a certain price point all you can do is send it and make it work."}
+{"text":"just don't buy a junk reel. there are $50 reels that are absolute junk and feel like slop after a few months. walmart has shimano Fx fc for $20 and sienna fg for $30. those won't have any slop in them out of the box and they don't use potmetal for the gears. avoid rod/reel combo pacakges because most of the time they give you a junk reel, unless it's daiwa or shimano... but even then a lot of times they get damaged in shipping or by children in store."}
+{"text":"Was he retarded? or free?"}
+{"text":"why didn't the so called magic bus realize alexander was a member of the proletariat and provide the means to sustain life."}
+{"text":"the wikipedia page likely has more info then some overly drawn out youtube slop."}
+{"text":"Total freedom begets total retardation. He was both."}
+{"text":"All I'd have to donisnbring a sat phone. Boom I don't die and thus do better. It's called being a survivalist for a reason."}
+{"text":"You barely even qualify as human."}
+{"text":"Is there anything I should know to deal with winter conditions hiking? I've never been hiking with a significant amount of snow or ice, but am planning to do some in January in the Appalachians around VA, WV, MD, and/or PA."}
+{"text":"You can replace the hats, neck warmer and balaclava with a single polar buff."}
+{"text":"I've summited Washington in the winter. You want a rigid boot with crampons."}
+{"text":"I see you just mentioned hiking. Be careful in the winter time though. Understand that it gets very cold at night and often windy. If you decide to camp overnight you need a very good inflatable pad to keep you off of the frozen ground. The ground will wick all of the heat away from your body because your body weight will crush the insulating material you are laying on. - quality inflatable sleeping pad - quality sleeping bag - quality tent - suitable layers of clothing. Seems easy enough until you get caught in a rain shower on a 35 degree day with wind. - food - water"}
+{"text":"I like having spares, especially of different weights in case I sweat one out or want to adjust. How do you propose to wear a buff as a hat? You want a rigid boot with crampons. I respectfully disagree. There are some routes where you need steel-shanked mountaineering boots and crampons like lions head, but ammo and jewell are both walk-ups you can do in trail runners and microspikes on a good day. I absolutely believe in coming prepared though, and on the bad days packing light and fast like that will get you killed. That being said, if you were to park at ammo on a sunday or monday the weekend crowd will probably have tamped down the trail enough to breeze up in a few hours under good conditions."}
+{"text":"For 3-season, sure. You need this level of redundancy in winter in the alpine if you want to keep your ears. buff as a hat Twist the top and pull it back down over your head. How do you survive leaving your house?"}
+{"text":"With gears its not so much about effort as it is time."}
+{"text":"Behold A quad bike with articulating chassis"}
+{"text":"just pack a tent lmao"}
+{"text":"I think it's a good way to get trapped and raped by hobos."}
+{"text":"What if OPs intent was always hobo sex?"}
+{"text":"If you are a hunter or angler you now possess the power to bring back two species. Game or fish. You can only pick one category. you may pick two species one will not displace or harm an ecosystem it will be available to pursue by yourself and the public in its traditional range and sustain itself the other will be only for you in an environment which it lived you will have a one time pursuit of it with sufficient resources either species may be living or extinct What are your choices?"}
+{"text":"Mammoths because I found a parts of a skeleton about ten miles from my home. The desert and it was in a deep erosion cut. Something maybe part of a thigh bone 6 ft long, wide as a large pumpkin in circumference. It makes me think of Skyrim"}
+{"text":"Ain't no way these stood up with bird bones. I bet they flopped around like walruses and were filthy and stank."}
+{"text":"Salt and pepper Then just fry them"}
+{"text":"Megarachne. As a prank. People eat tarantulas sonit counts."}
+{"text":"Penguins are flightless and don't have hollow \"bird bones,\" bird brain. They need dense bones to stay under water and hunt otherwise they'd be floating to the surface constantly."}
+{"text":"Since I think all y'all would be the most mature and knowledgable board about this: I need to settle this debate for our families emergency kits when a snowstorm or power outage hits. (I checked for a stupid questions thread but there wasn't any) I am arguing in favor of getting two butane gas stoves/burners for general use, see picrel The reason for this is that I want to be able to cook indoors for obvious security reasons. We all live in the same, but pretty cramped subdivision, and everyone can look into eachothers front and back yards. However, my brother is having a mental breakdown how carbon dioxide will kill us if we'd cook indoors without mechanical ventilation or a range hood after a power outage. Regardless of cracking a window or two. For indoor use I would prefer to use one of those flat stoves rather than something tall like those stoves that you screw on top of a canister, due to its much higher center of gravity. I know there are some safety concerns with those flat stoves, but to my knowledge that is caused by using pots or pans on the stove that are way too large, reflecting and conducting a lot of heat back down to where the gas canister is, causing it to burst under pressure, and the gas igniting from the lit burner, causing a nice thermobaric effect I suppose. Let's focus the discussion purely using a propane (butane too I guess) stove indoors in an emergency with regard to breathing safety. Are there any risks if you just cook in one room upstairs with the window(s) open? Do the risks outweigh the safety/security offered by cooking indoors to your opinion?"}
+{"text":"that gas heater actually has a tiny little pilot light that burns on the outside, they're pretty safe"}
+{"text":"since op is concerned of carbon monoxide, and though he's about propane and butane, i'd recommend a spirit stove (trangia and similar brands) using methanol (methil alcohol). methanol is on every Chinese store here, and readily available. it's toxic, so dont drink it, but is kind of safe if you dont do much contact or inhale much of it. point is, it has one single carbon atom, so it combines stechiometrically perfect with an oxygen molecule (2 oxygens) making perfect combustion: no monoxide but maybe some traces. the stove has no mechanical pieces: long life. just learn how much alcohol you'll need for every dish and it's all. it's cheap also. silent, etc. very happy with it, inside a boat, at home, etc. i use it with no ventilation if it's rough outside. no problems by now. stable, and if you take the time to learn the amount of alcohol, you can forget about it, as, when the lentils are done, alcohol is finished. no risk to forget and burn. you can use any alcohol, also: ethil alcohol (sanitary one), isopropyl, even vodka, but the only one which will not soot black your pots is still methanol. take care."}
+{"text":"I have one of these literally under my sink.And i have no ventilation other then windows and doors"}
+{"text":"An open room is more than enough to stop \"carbon dioxide\" poisoning, let alone cracking a window. Provided you're just using the stove for meals and not planning on running it 24/7 for emergency heating you should go with the camp stove."}
+{"text":"I love me some naptha-induced tent eye in the morning"}
+{"text":"Are Himalayas better than Alps for someone who is in good shape but doesn't climb very dangerous peaks?"}
+{"text":"The Alps aren't a big deal. Average altitude of ski logdes is about 5,000 feet. Thats the same as Denver Colorado. Las Vegas valley floor is at about 2,000 feet. The lodge at Lee Canyon ski resort is at about 8,200 feet and is a 45 minute drive from The Strip. The peak of the mountain is 12,000 feet."}
+{"text":"Europe here. Dolomites actually. You're not welcome. We're sick and tired of the helicopters. All day, every day. They're looking for you idiots. Why, I don't know. Most of you are already dead by the time the heli lifts off. Go to the Himalayas. They're prettier, more dangerous and more impressive. Leave us alone. We don't want you dying here."}
+{"text":"No actual north american outdoorsman would ever go to europe for anything nature related. We pick up and rescue way more of you european boobs here when you simply drive to far down a road cause the freedom here is too much for you to handle."}
+{"text":"For me it's the Alps. Wake up in bliss small town, take the free public transit to the trailhead, or ask a local to car pool me there if needed. Do a brisk walk along the nicely maintained trail, then head back down into town to relax and drink wine and eat cheeses. You just can't get that kind of experience in Nepal"}
+{"text":"You can't even walk along a river without getting shot for trespassing"}
+{"text":"Bro I hate this so fucking much. I tried to help my friend dig his own patch and we dug out a shitload of masonry like bricks, concrete bits, tiles, even a large piece of broken toilet. That shit is a crime"}
+{"text":"Seconding this. I have saved more than one doomed plant by taking cuttings of the healthier looking parts. Also, once the cutting gets big and grown, propagate it AGAIN. Always back up your plants."}
+{"text":"yeah man ive found stuff in my garden you wouldnt believe. old masonry shit, rocks, fucking rusted up wehrmacht helmets. i swear to god one day ill find an english bomb and die about it."}
+{"text":"Burp"}
+{"text":"The deed is done. I took the mat out and cut the hole a lot bigger so that it doesn't touch the trunk and gives it plenty of space. it fit back nicely and gives the soil plenty of cover without touching the base. Should be nice for summer, it's been super rainy but tons of hot sunny days coming later this week"}
+{"text":"Is /ice climbing/ yuru?"}
+{"text":"Nice new, unused rope, anon. I see you got some used ice axes so people don't immediately notice your brand new gear this time..."}
+{"text":"What's some of your favorite /out/ approved kinos?"}
+{"text":"megabased"}
+{"text":"SG1"}
+{"text":"There it is. Brutal movie, extremely excellent."}
+{"text":"Any experience using Meshtastic devices out on a camping trip or whatever?"}
+{"text":"...why?"}
+{"text":"Hello /out/ it's me again. Maybe it is time for another abandoned mine exploration thread. I have posted these for over a decade; this will be the last one. AMA. I'll answer what I can. I hope you enjoy."}
+{"text":"did you stop and poop?"}
+{"text":"I recently got my bachelor's in history from my local university, honestly even though I'm qualified for office jobs and stuff, I'd rather have a farm in Tennessee and grow weed and shrooms and opium and DMT (if the climate of Tennessee allows to grow DMT containing compounds), and raise chicken and sell eggs and sell fruits and vegetables, and power my farm home with renewable energy like solar panels."}
+{"text":"If weed isn't legal, then it's a pain to grow. You need to grow it indoors, which means hydroponics and lights and a lot of electricity. I had a friend who pulled it off in QC before it became legal and told me some stories. First, he had to take out a lone with the HA to buy the equipment and get everything set up. Then he had to steal the electricity because the power company was cracking down on grow ops. He also had a bunch of hair raising stories about selling the weed. You don't want all the local kids heading to your farm to grab a oz or 2 and the people who'll buy a kg of weed tend to be massive unreliable assholes and own to many guns."}
+{"text":"Well that's ok because he also plans to produce and distribute opium"}
+{"text":"Poppies are actually legal to grow."}
+{"text":"Ain't nobody doing resell scale production of opium in NA."}
+{"text":"History degree Sorry to hear that man. I chose Poli. Sci. Should’ve had STEM autism instead of social studies"}
+{"text":"any subcultures other than rock climbing that have a dirtbagging scene?"}
+{"text":"Conservation corps. Never realized others pursue careers doing my dirty habits. Surely some here have participated."}
+{"text":"Wrong. The carving depicts skiers. It is a White Sea Rock carving and was made before 2,000 BC. The experts disagree with you and the evidence they've discovered disagree with you."}
+{"text":"They work at the resorts to get free passes. Back in the day called ski bums. Easy to spot on slope (worn gear) but always great skiers."}
+{"text":"The only two people that I've met that have done conservation work were both rich white women that just wandered aimlessly through life while their parents paid for everything. Dirtbagging isn't financially possible anymore."}
+{"text":"The ones i knew were brokies. Hike 30-60 miles inna woods for back breaking trail work months at a time. cold water washing and paid seasonal barely min wage. Best hope was to get hired year-round at USFS or National Parks but no way that was happening then or now. They just enjoy being /out/ or am I mistaken on dirtbagging?"}
+{"text":"Are these psilocybin?"}
+{"text":"he is trying to kill you you goddamn idiot."}
+{"text":"eat them and find out"}
+{"text":"100% not psychedelic"}
+{"text":"why dont you just do some incredibly basic research and find out for yourself retard"}
+{"text":"Try some. You can eat anything once."}
+{"text":"Have any of you seen bigfoot?"}
+{"text":"Deer also do a lot of crashing around. Fighting during the rut season scrubbing thw felt off their antlers. Theu kill dozens of sapings every year just scrubbing their antlers at my place."}
+{"text":"We didn't have much dear back then. And this was just one crash and then dead silence."}
+{"text":"Branches break off and fall all the time. Think about all the dead fall cluttering the forest floor that snapped off 40+ feet in the air."}
+{"text":"Autist here. What is the appropriate way to greet women that you encounter on the trail?"}
+{"text":"Women have a natural inclination for wiccanism and paganism because it speaks to their lost ancestral tradition, although distorted. Younger foids are becoming racist pagan trad girls again, there is hope for the next gen of men to find good partners outside the church."}
+{"text":"Had some yuppies report me to a ranger muy basado"}
+{"text":"These are absolutely not good women lmao. If you think they have anything of value for you then I hope you are ready for the rollercoaster of retardation to come"}
+{"text":"long beard, scruffy looking, odd shaped me too, and i like to run on all fours so ive freaked hikers out before thinking i was a bear and i come out of the shrubbery. good times"}
+{"text":"i usually just give a quick wave and say hi and keep walking. then i turn around start screaming and running on all fours off the trail and into the woods"}
+{"text":"near one of the most remote lakes in the western US. I thought /out/ told me the western US was remote and untouched. all you really need is a car, AllTrails™ App, and some running shoes?"}
+{"text":"no #calledyouonyourlarp"}
+{"text":"meh. maybe. in my state, state land is relatively small in comparison to federal land but what it has is very accessible- and not just state parks. The state owns all sorts of random parcels that are not developed in any way- little to no signage etc....but you are free to hike, fish, hunt on it etc...its great because a lot of people dont even know about it (them) so they see very little traffic. he is refering to land owned by the State not federal land"}
+{"text":"Has anyone been to the little slot of BLM land in SD?"}
+{"text":"no. but been past it on the hwy. its right outside of sturgis so not super isolated but looks cool enough. some historic stuff there too."}
+{"text":"RuffleKKKuntz dat be Jenny Lake trailhead in Grand Tit-ons there was just a news article on it and how Delta lake is over-infested with humanimals in need of extermination"}
+{"text":"my friend is backpacking in the grand canyon this march and asked last minute if I wanted to come backcountry permits for this mach closed already do they even check for those in the park?? I hiked the high sierra trail in sequoia national park and no one ever asked for my permit, even as I was going down to the mount whitney trailhead should I just risk it? are they more likely to check for permits in the grand canyon? also, if they do, if I just told them an animal ran off with it or something, would they let me off the hook?"}
+{"text":"If your friend has a permit I think they can just add you. I have seen rangers on a couple of my hikes in the grand canyon on the popular trails (bright angel and kaibab), I think in those areas if you're camping you have to stay at one of the designated campsites anyway though and pretty sure you have to check in at those. anywhere else more remote with dispersed camping I doubt you'll see a ranger unless you're unlucky"}
+{"text":"Backcountry permits aren't a thing. Laws can only be made on what can be enforced. Backcountry permits cannot be successfully enforced."}
+{"text":"They can just add you assuming you havent met an upper limit on number of people in a group. I would say you are more likely to run into a ranger in the busier parts of the grand canyon like than on the HST in sequoia. If you risk it and do run into a ranger, whether they let it slide will depend mostly on your manners and if you are breaking other rules. Saying an animal stole it is like saying a dog ate your homework and will just piss them off. They also can easily check with the permit office over radio or even have printouts of all the permit holders in the area they patrol, so dont lie to them. t. forest janny who has worked checking backcountry permits on the HST"}
+{"text":"You have to be >16 to post on 4chan."}
+{"text":"It's been a little while, /out/.... Thinking about camping with my dad as a kid. He died earlier this year. I miss the hell out of you dad."}
+{"text":"When the money is fake, everything is. Being a lawyer is fine, it suckles at the teet of the state and becomes fat which is all anybody could hope to do in this hellhole."}
+{"text":"Just see it as their time. It's the next part of their life journey. See it less as something to be sad about, and rather slight excitement for them to make it to the next step, none of us escape it. That brings me comfort anyway."}
+{"text":"Good on you, getting sober is not easy."}
+{"text":"I wonder, if you held an alcoholic in recovery down and pumped their anal cavity with alcohol. Would they hold the alcohol, or would they shit it out? You've seen alcoholics being force fed alcohol but never a forced buttchug. The question is: would they accept this windfall/defeat? Would they yield or resist based on the strangeness of it?"}
+{"text":"Well, this is response I did not expect. So I will give you one in return. The colon is actually capable of absorbing the alcohol, so they would get drunk as fuck. There was a trend (and I hope it is still alive), where girls were dipping tampons in booze and inserting them in their butthole to get drunk secretly over long period. Did the guys do it too? I dont know, maybe gayboys did. But anyway I do not want to go on a tangent, I guess the alcoholics feelings would depend whether he/she is in treatment willingly. Maybe if you told him/her that it is because it wont smell from breath, they would look forward to it."}
+{"text":"yea"}
+{"text":"Wtf I thought he wears sun glasses."}
+{"text":"hey retard that's a goldfinch. I feed upwards of 20 of them in my backyard. Let me know when you get a legendary or rare bird. bitch!"}
+{"text":"How to take care of leather hiking boots? I bought a pair of razorbacks, but I have no clue of how to take care of leather? And how to break them in? Help me /out/"}
+{"text":"you wear them and go through the suffering until they are comfy. otherwise you could piss into them unironically thats how german soldiers did it back in ze day. my granny said something in the piss makes the leather smooth."}
+{"text":"What's /out/ opinion on boot knives? Thinking of getting one because they're the easiest fixed blade knives to EDC that are also large and easy enough to conceal. Survival knives are too large and look mall-ninja-tier when edc'd and neck knives are usually too small."}
+{"text":"accuses others of posting stock images posts a stock image ??? chill out cleetus i'm sure you're very spooky with your totally not a larp knife"}
+{"text":"A boot knife is any knife you carry in/on your boot. There are reasons that you may want to do this but frankly if you're asking /out/ about it then you probably don't have a practical reason. Soldiers in certain roles might have gear the makes belt carry impractical, you often see (or at least saw) that in airborne troops. That's also why Chris Redfield carries his knife the way he does in RE1. I carried a knife in my boot in high school because I was often accosted by homeless people on the way home but it was only in my boot at school for concealment, it was in my pocket as soon as I was on my way home so I could actually get to it. You're probably determined to do this no matter what anyone tells you so I recommend that you get the S&W HRT, it's a copy of the Gerber Mk1. Everyone in China makes a copy of the Mk1 but S&W's comes with a better sheath than most and even if you use this thing most of what you'll be doing is carrying it. If you're willing to spend a little more money then Cold Steel's integral dagger is nice and also comes with a nice sheath."}
+{"text":"Are you really trying to impress us with a stainless steel, Pakistani rennfair piece? And Jesus Christ, vacuum your keyboard."}
+{"text":"Asked about boot knives, posted a picture of a dagger This thread went to shit pretty fast, but it's not really surprising. Having a knife in your boot is retarded and makes you run funny as you chafe. Get a decent fixed knife with only one sharp edge about 4-6 inches in length, and carry it at your waist. Easy to do if you wear a belt. Works for whittling, cutting cords or fishing line, cutting up an apple, or whatever else. If you're trying to see what piece of metal helps you win a knife fight, the answer is a gun."}
+{"text":"the besone shown here.t"}
+{"text":"I want to quit society and live out in nature. Where can I do this, and how should I prepare?"}
+{"text":"I swear I've seen this exact thread before post for post. This is a botted demoralization thread, isn't it?"}
+{"text":"Faggot. that wasn't even my post. The cunty little shit wants to live off grid. he wants to be self sufficient. Great! But rather than being self sufficient and doing the MOST BASIC OF FUCKING RESEARCH, his first step, his first (and likely, only) FUCKING STEP is to ask the retarded CUNTY FAGGOT SHITS on this board to spoon feed him. Do you not see the problem there? This same obnoxiously retarded thread pops up on a weekly basis please wipe my ass for me, i can't figure out how to google basic shit, spoon feed me how to be super self sufficient and move off grid. And then cunty little faggot shits like you white knight for these idiots. I legitimately hope everyone who posts these kinds of retarded fucking threads actually goes for it and McCandless' themselves."}
+{"text":"Where can I do this, Rural Alaska, particularly native villages that are cut off from the road system. and how should I prepare? Location Pick a village with a low crime rate, ideally one with a VPSO but no VPOs or TPOs. That makes sure that the tweakers stay in check, but you're not being badgered by some faggot at the behest of the tribal council. Research which villages are cool with whatever ethnicity you are. There's one village near Anchorage that straight up ran two white families out and stole their houses. Nothing really got done about it. Make sure you don't move to some cartoonishly racist village. Sustenance Most villages love violating hunting regulations, so as long as you're not stupid you'll be able to hunt all you want. Some really native villages have a \"your first moose kill goes to the village elders\" rule, so just avoid letting anyone know if you get one. Net fishing is the go-to in the village, and you can get all you need for the year in just a few months. Smoke it or find a way to keep it frozen and you have food all year. Get a botanical field guide to help with herb and berry identification. Environmental considerations If you're on the Cook Inlet, you'll have decent weather comparatively but a lot of the land is marshy. Mosquitoes are already bad here, they're much worse along the inlet. If you're in the interior, you better have a SOLID insulation setup and some way to keep your shelter airtight. It is currently -40 in some parts of the interior. If you're on an island like the Aleutians or anything directly facing the Pacific ocean, you will need to be prepared for tsunamis. And volcanoes. And typhoons, I guess."}
+{"text":"One of the Alaskafags here. It's because so much of the state is undeveloped, mostly because yeah it kinda sucks. Anywhere warm winds up developed, and that means those places attract annoying busybody faggots who will call the sheriffs/troopers on you for trying to live innawoods and you'll wind up getting badgered by some retard eventually. You can really just disappear here in AK if you want."}
+{"text":"You can really just disappear here in AK if you want. Is this true?"}
+{"text":"I didn't try to be an ultralight fag on purpose but it turned out all the gear I need for a 3-4 night backpacking trip fits in a 40-45L backpack, so I'm looking at options for backpacks in that range. Currently using this Gossamer Gear 42L pack and it's okay so far, but does anybody have other suggestions for mid-sized packs?"}
+{"text":"Sorry for hijacking the thread but I'm looking for a big (45+L) pack with removable lid that can turn into a daypack like this youtube.com/watch?v=g9dDFltpt1Y [Embed] (But not quite like this. I'd love the daypack to have a long vertical compartment that can fit an ipad or a small laptop)"}
+{"text":"Maybe Eberlestock has something like that. I know one of their large ruck packs has a lid daypack."}
+{"text":"Frames for daypacks are overkill, simple as."}
+{"text":"Granite Gear makes good shit."}
+{"text":"that's pretty cool but for me personally that would be too much work converting the whole thing. i'd probably just bring an extra smaller pack and use that. there should be many lightweight options, especially if you are looking for something in the 10L range"}
+{"text":"Never heave anywhere without it. HOOORAH Support The Troops! Shart In Mart! O\\"}
+{"text":"When I through hiked the AT I started weighing everything I had. it gets retarded, the lighter your pack the more enjoyment you get from the trails. Toilet paper was heavier than I expected comparatively and cat holeing was super stupid. In Franklin North Carolina I found a squeeze water bottle and had the idea, I'm already carrying water to drink why not put some in a tiny squeeze bottle and just spray my ass. Worked great for the rest of the summer."}
+{"text":"cums on floor pulls tissue from tactical TP holder wipes it up with patriotism SIR YES SIR"}
+{"text":"doubles the weight of your shit kit nothing personnel kid"}
+{"text":"You discovered wat the Flipapenis people called TABO Basically they use some water to rinse they azz off after p00pin'"}
+{"text":"I don't take TP because I rarely, almost never, poop in the woods."}
+{"text":"Do you like exploring caves? What sort of caves have you been in?"}
+{"text":"Not cave but dgaf. Old psych facility nearby (Buffalo NY) had tunnels under it. Would go explore them a shit ton, they led to other buildings in the facility. You could see the asbestos in the air though lmao"}
+{"text":"Yeah mate done it twice this year funnily enough."}
+{"text":"Me too! OPs whore of a mother really gets around I guess."}
+{"text":"All our caves are flooded but they’re pretty fun to dive in. Florida is great for aquatic spelunking"}
+{"text":"I snorkled this exact one - devil's den - shit was cash"}
+{"text":"crowded af rocks falling on people's heads higher death rate than Denali I'd like to climb a really big mountain but Mont Blanc is certainly not my dream, despite its beuty. Grossglockner is much less suicidal if you have some climbing experience."}
+{"text":"i wish I was at k2 instead Wouldn't Matterhorn be better choice than Mont Blanc for someone who wants to be at k2?"}
+{"text":"can i rent a farmers' donkey for a week and walk around the region with it"}
+{"text":"me in the back"}
+{"text":"That was helicoptered in for a photoshoot."}
+{"text":"Your gay urges reveal themselves"}
+{"text":"Weather is starting to get cold and I wanted to get you guys opinion so I figured I'd get the wool general going What's an acceptable blend in your guys experience for /out/ings? I'm looking at getting one of those L.L. Bean birdseye sweaters and it's 80 wool 20 Rayon. Will the rayon be detrimental at all? Anyone have experience?"}
+{"text":"Same here. My WW denim jeans arrived over Christmas. I got them tailored and have worn them every frickin day. Love em. Also bought my first John Smedley for lounge wear and it's some of the best merino I've ever felt. Bit of a wool addict now."}
+{"text":"gimme"}
+{"text":"thatsniceifeelhappyforyou.jpg Mr. Money Bags over here."}
+{"text":"hellyeah fellow weatherwoollie here just got my innes ranch lynx anorak last week, it's so soft it feels like fleece should be getting another pair of jeans when i get home from work today as well, great way to start the weekend"}
+{"text":"I'm going to ireland for a wedding in december, where should I go to buy wool clothing in belfast?"}
+{"text":"Last thread This is a thread for enjoying a pipe while doing outdoor activities. If you ask why this belongs on /out/, you've never spent an evening by the campfire with a pipe silently enjoying the nature around you, and you're missing out. how to get started Purchase a corn cob pipe (or a cheap briar pipe) and a pouch of Half and Half or Captain Black tobacco from a smoke shop or online. You will need a lighter or match, and something to tamp it with--a large nail works well if you don't have a pipe tool. Fill the pipe with tobacco, pack it down halfway, top it off, pack it down to 3/4, top it off again, pack gently and enjoy. Smoke slower than you think you need to, the tobacco tastes best when it is burning cool. Tamp and re-light as needed. If you still have trouble, try different methods on YouTube until you find one that works for you. smoking a pipe will give you cancer Originally the Surgeon General found that pipe and cigar smokers, following a careful study of the statistics (at a time when most adults smoked, so they had a good sample size), had insignificant death rate increases. Nowadays, tobacco is being legislated against while hard drugs are being legalized. Put two and two together. Tobacco is just another good thing under attack by the government. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"So I bought a new Peterson from smokingpipes a while back. The hole that goes into the bowl is completely off-center in the mortis and doesn't line up with the hole in the tenon at all (if I'm using these terms correctly), to the point it's impossible to run a pipe cleaner through it without removing the stem. None of my other pipes are like that and I'm starting to wonder if it's a manufacturing error or something. Worth bitching to smokingpipes about? It actually smokes really well, it's just a bit annoying not being able to get a pipe cleaner through it when it starts to gurgle."}
+{"text":"Peterson might be the most popular brand but according to AI it has the highest percentage of bad reviews. The quality isn't what it once was, they probably hire immigrants."}
+{"text":"the air passage should always be centered to the bowl (unless its an oddball pipe, which is very rare) its probably a manufacturing defect, a common one with pipes are you able to post a picture?"}
+{"text":"wait, i just realized you said it's impossible to run a pipe cleaner through it without removing the stem do you not understand what a peterson dry system is? its perfectly fine to remove the stem at any time as long as it has an army tenon you're not talking about a manufacturing defect, are you?"}
+{"text":"This one might be the endgame."}
+{"text":"Let's help each other pick a suitable bag. litres body size/build what does it need to have budget range short list Remember, the more effort you put into your post, the better responses you will get."}
+{"text":"this looks like a rip off from ortovox' backpacks maybe it's just me, but i wouldnt spend just 40 bucks on a backpack. i'd rather buy fewer products, with better build quality and design, low environmental impact, that aren't produced by literal children, so i can enjoy said product for many years to come instead of accumulating even more garbage probably better to ask in the fishing general thread. there are quite a few brands that are specialised in fishing backpacks and equipment, but i don't know them. i just know that chestpacks are pretty popular with fishers."}
+{"text":"litres 30-50 body size/build Tall and skinny what does it need to have Well it can’t have a hip belt. I have an ALICE rig for my water and a lot of my gear, but need something for my woobie in its stuff sack and also my 1 person tent. Don’t need something tactical looking. budget range $100 at most Something that looks like  would be good"}
+{"text":"what capacity and weight of the backpack itself should I look at for weekend trips? body tall and fat, between XL and XXL euro sizing what does it need to have I guess I want to be able to strap the tent to the bottom if I ever need to pack it in the rain budget 300e I was using 28l pack and strapping shit to it. it was terrible."}
+{"text":"I’m a fat fuck (125kg), and use an Osprey Atmos 65 liter with the 5l brain bag. It just works, and the hip belt Can easily fit around my gut. You can’t strap anything under the bag, but depending on the size of your tent, it should fit in the front pocket. At least my 2p tent does."}
+{"text":"KEYSTONE WAS THE FIRST RESORT TO OPEN YESTERDAY AT 3PM!"}
+{"text":"skis can last for 30+ years sure they can last. but a lot has changed in 30yrs and the skiis of today are vastly different than those of 30 yrs ago in terms of design and function."}
+{"text":"how skinny are the skis you've been downhilling on? If I had my druthers I'd pay ot take my nordic stuff down greens for a day to build skills, which is what the old telemark etc. books all say to do, but IRL people always tend to see this as comically suicidal (and yet when I was learning locked-heel alpine I could go up and eat shit 100,000 times and nobody batted an eye..?)"}
+{"text":"Anybody ever skied Hokkaido (Japan)? I keep on hearing how it's a bucket list experience, but at the same time I'm seeing stuff about how the mountains aren't very steep"}
+{"text":"I'll be there in two weeks, I'll let you know how it goes. Going to Niseko United, Rusutsu, Kiroro and Teine."}
+{"text":"I've been to Niseko in the winter but sadly didn't get to ski, I was only in Hokkaido for a few days and it was some kind of holiday where the resorts were closed. Seemed like it'd be pretty great though, the snow was some of the most insane powder I've ever seen, I stuck my arm in a snowbank and it was like cold air."}
+{"text":"What is the thinnest /out/ glove technology available today?"}
+{"text":"Son, I've seen the clothes you buy for your \"hikes in the woods\" Is there something you want to tell us?"}
+{"text":"dont know if it's the thinnest, but i really like my pig fdt gloves."}
+{"text":"Now I really want to try this I wonder if you could make clothing made out of multiple alternating layers of regular material and the mesh"}
+{"text":"Well now it's too warm again, I just used two-layer gloves, wool outside and some idk what fabric inside (they were 4 bux lol). I have lifting gloves, the top is a fine mesh with a wider mesh on top. If the mesh stuff works, this would only need another layer to trap the air (and cover the whole hand). Maybe I should get a sewing machine instead"}
+{"text":"Nitrile works great when you're handling supplies or trying to adjust the snow removal equipment and you have to keep your hands from getting wet because your actual mitts are soaked"}
+{"text":"Are barefoot shoes really that goated? Im buying new shoes soon, and i just wanna know if its truly the way to go. Especially considering that there arent many barefoot hiking shoes, that are somewhat waterproof."}
+{"text":"I find I get a similar use wearing cheap aquasocks, they're better than flip flops for allowing foot movement and sensitivity, but not as secure as lace up shoes especially on downhills. On heavily travelled trails they're fine. I actually found a pair at fucking walmart that is halfway decent and has a wide toebox so they look a bit like clown shoes, but they're comfy af, worst case scenario they make good camp shoes that you can river cross with."}
+{"text":"I recommend some nip socks. They’re called Tabi or something and it’s nice to keep your feet warm in winter but still slip your flops on."}
+{"text":"No. Literal marketing gimick, and you probably fell for it. All the cons of being barefoot, with none of the pros of shoes for foot protection. Your toes get more freedom, but that's it."}
+{"text":"I bought a couple of toe spacers on Temu and it fixed my knee issues overnight, literally. Started hiking in Altra Lone Peaks, which has zero drop and a wide toebox, but a thick sole. It took a couple of months, but my plantar fasciitis, which I've struggled with for years, is almost gone. True barefoot shoes, fully flexible with no soles, are good for short hikes, but not long hikes, or city walks, or jobs where you stand on tiles or concrete for long periods. Your feet need some protection, even if it's \"unnatural\". But absolutely get shoes with a wide toebox and zero drop, you'll feel the difference immediately and you'll never be able to go back."}
+{"text":"i'm going to co-sign this anon. zero drop boots fixed some issues i was starting to develop in my knees with a 30 lb pack. it hurts your achilles and calves like a motherfucker but that's because all those muscles are weak as fuck from shitty standard shoes. don't immediately throw on 30+ lbs with zero drop. train light and work up."}
+{"text":"Are radiator or those big oil jugs good for storing gasoline temporarily for a day or two if you had to fill one up? I hear gasoline will soften and eat up certain plastic bottles. Who makes big bottles with a big cap opening to put a gasoline station fuel nozzle in it?"}
+{"text":"It's no sparks. It's venting and pressure in a hot environment."}
+{"text":"Asians are smart"}
+{"text":"Depends on how much you're needing to store, but you really should just use purpose-made containers. They're cheap and significantly better than anything makeshift."}
+{"text":"Someone post the video of the chic pumping gas into a grocery bag."}
+{"text":"Protip: The cuck spout law only applies to motor vehicles (i.e. legally road cars). Marine applications are exempt and you can get normal gas cans at your local boat shop. But in reality you should be running race cans anyways."}
+{"text":"You did visit Patagonia before some tourist decided to burn it down, right?"}
+{"text":"I so don't give a shit I'm going to keep posting about it insistently to prove how much I don't care about it There is that mental disorder of yours showing again. They eat through whole forests This is not true at any level. They are limited to riparian areas that they select for very specific conditions. They do crop rotations so not to deplete forests and they usually limit the size of the trees they eat. The trees they focus on are willow and other riparian deciduous trees--ALL riparian deciduous trees are aggressive and actually do better because of beaver prune backs. The only people that hate loggers are land developers and loggers The locals are poor retards that take the money the loggers giver them and the land developers give them and parrot what the people giving them money say. They're just like the american retards crying about beavers because the beavers force humans to actually think about the watershed and where they build on the watershed and humans are short sighted retards that LOVE building on the most retarded parts of the watershed. Beavers build riparian habitat and increase watershed retention. This is a NET benefit to the local forest. This will always be a net benefit to every forest on fucking earth. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Went when I was a kid but dont remember much. Aside from the megasloth caves any good /out/ings recs?"}
+{"text":"Alright, you honestly seem to know what you're talking about so I'll trust you. I was just repeating what I'd heard from the locals during the time I lived there, but yeah, people tend to have a shallow understanding of things."}
+{"text":"I'm just irritated by your irrational believe into some banker bogeyman. I thought I could console you but you seem too far gone. Keep living in fear."}
+{"text":"The locals are poor retards that take the money the loggers giver them and Wow wow wow careful there my friend. Everthing you said is 100% right and I'm fully agree with you, but if you phrase it like that I'm afraid its just gonna make the locals want to oppose you and dismiss your valid ecological concerns as \"hwite colonizers telling us what to do with our own land\""}
+{"text":"Is it possible to hike in North Korea? It's mountain ranges are basically prime backpacking territory and peaceful solitude."}
+{"text":"Yes, the fat pig desperately needs dollerinos. Hence they are rebranding themselves as a tpurist destination. It works easy for the chinese and is already popular there. After all they have one thing: Untouched nature. Because they have nothing to touch it with. Qesterners can also go and they will go to great lengths to satisfy your particular wishes. But you will always have a guide with you and you will have to go on the official tour, see the capital, monuments, museums and stuff."}
+{"text":"Plenty of pristine nature on the Chinese side. Tigers and wild ginseng and shit. I don't think movement is completely unrestricted up there, but at least you won't get Warmbier'd."}
+{"text":"Sorry but that situation wouldn't happen to me cause i'm not a thief. I also have no fear of my hands being cut off in saudi arabia because once again, I am not a thief."}
+{"text":"I hiked mt paektu when I last visited. There are mountain trails fucking everywhere and everyone loves to do the kim il sung pilgrimage too Not sure if they've lifted the covid travel restrictions yet though. I went back pre 2020"}
+{"text":"Do you swim in winter? the ocean doesnt freeze here but gets down to around 7 degrees in january/february at its lowest. today it was 9 and pretty comfy. i go multiple times a week and it has really helped me build up my cold tolerance for all /out/ activities. not to mention strengthening my immune system and easing arthritic and tendonitic pains."}
+{"text":"they're 14yo boys :3"}
+{"text":"We are tricked by models in ads. 98 percent of people are plain looking."}
+{"text":"t. virgin"}
+{"text":"flat is justice"}
+{"text":"The only thing you've proven is that you're a gormless subhuman who would likely believe his own head didn't exist if enough of your fellow Redditors updooted that opinion. Now go back and kys, in any order that suits."}
+{"text":"It's time to return to mother nature! Anything artificial shouldn't be brought or crafted!"}
+{"text":"naw, jews know how numbers work."}
+{"text":"What about manure? Will nature take care of it without needing much help from you?"}
+{"text":"swear anti-civ is psyop for people questioning industry"}
+{"text":"aunt tedina was literally the product of intelligence agency research and development, everything he did was what he was made for by them, including inspiring new retards."}
+{"text":"You can always do it near a tree. It will help fertilize it, meaning more potential resources."}
+{"text":"Hey anons, I recently got a job where I need to carry some personal stuff in a bag. I expect it to go in and out of boats and aircraft. Ideally also carry-on dimensions for typical airlines. It'll be sitting indoors for the most part, but if I'm unlucky it'll sit out in the rain or get dropped in a puddle. I've found a bag that meets my requirements for the most part, a North Face duffel, but I was wondering if any anons have advice on what I should get. I'd like to get one that looks a little more unique and high-vis too. Is a proper drybag worth it? picrel is just \"water resistant\""}
+{"text":"What don't you like about TNF duffel you posted in your op? They are pretty much perfect for your needs."}
+{"text":"My main concern is waterproofing. I don't need the bag to withstand being immersed like a proper drybag, but I'd like for it to be made out of the same water-repellent stuff. Also, my thinking is that if a bag is waterproof, it'll be easier to clean when it gets dropped in mud or something. I looked into some options today and I found that the \"Base Camp\" bag is a different product from the \"Base Camp Voyager\" bag (OP pic). The \"Base Camp\" TNF bag seems to fit the bill, but it's slightly too big to be a carry-on due to it being cylindrical. While I'm sure it'd probably be fine, I wish they'd make them in the shape of the \"voyager\" Maybe I'll get the XS"}
+{"text":"Have you looked at the Osprey Transporter 40L Waterproof Duffel?"}
+{"text":"the \"Base Camp Voyager\" bag (OP pic). Ah, didn't notice that. Thought it was one of the basecamp ones. I have a medium one and it's my favourite travel bag. I wouldn't worry too much about the cylinder shape and carry-on restrictions, as long as you don't stuff the bag full and it has some squishiness, they will let you on."}
+{"text":"The lazy photoshopped preview images don't really inspire confidence. I'm also not a big fan of TPU over something like PVC due to the lower chemical resistance. Otherwise, looks like a great option. I'll definitely consider it. Are you able to bring the medium as a carry on? Seems like that would be explicitly over the limit, whereas the small is plausible. I guess in practice, your bag just has to be smaller than the McMutts and Chinese who are hauling mountains of shit into the cabin, kind of like how cabin crew will generally never stop you from taking a small carry-on with you during emergency evacuations. On a related note, reminder to take important items (documents, phone, wallet, etc.) with you when evacuating a plane in an emergency because you're never seeing your belongings ever again. Even if it's a nothingburger and your luggage isn't damaged or anything, they'll usually chuck it all in a dumpster or auction it as lost luggage (also depends on the airline)."}
+{"text":"/out/ with dog"}
+{"text":"I don't know Oregon hasn't really ever felt bad. But I live on the opposite side from Portland. The only insane people are the Mexicans but the /out/ is great in southern Oregon"}
+{"text":"Kind of an insane take to think you aren't spreading the same invasive species as the dog is. You do go outside don't you?"}
+{"text":"Based dogs"}
+{"text":"My dog is not covered in seeds you fucking retard lmao you have clearly never owned a dog"}
+{"text":"Dear Hunters: I want to buy an air gun or rifle that can be used to kill pigeons or rats. My main issue is that i live in a condo, so noise is not an option. The place is not infested so a few pellets will be used. The distance is less than 40 yards. What should i get for under $400?"}
+{"text":".22 lr with suppressor, or a PCP airgun, depending on where you are in the world. Both are very quiet when suppressed, and reasonably quiet unsuppressed."}
+{"text":"you just want to kill shit for fun. stop and think that humans are the real \"pest.\" Someone will eventually see you shooting them in the condo and you will be labled the neighborhood sadist, end up on the news, and a felon for shooting near a dwelling. How about you instead become the neighborhood rat king and feed them until they trust you. Imagine the level of respect and awe you will gain by having an army of rats at your command."}
+{"text":"I used to live in a small seaside town and seagulls were a constant nuisance. I made a sniper nest with picrel, so that i could get accurate shots from 35-40 yards away. There was a road near my house with lampposts reaching the height of my window(3rd floor). I focused and calibrated my 21 joule air rifle with hollow point hunting pellets to that lamppost. As soon as a gull sat down on it i fired straight into the chest. BLAM it fell down on the ground and flapped around for a bit. Sometimes i hit them in the head with blood spraying and that distinct \"pop\" sound. That was the most powerful rifle i could get for what little money i had and the optics that came with it were 32x4. So 35 yards with a 21 joule will take down a seagull if hunting ammo is used. Anything like 40-50 yards would need 25J+."}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention - it's a crosman remington 777sb. Worked like a charm(2000+ shots taken)"}
+{"text":"Can you help me pick retired army gear for hunting, /out/? Reason is that I tried looking for hunting clothes and they were seemingly expensive and really shitty, mostly made from >80% plastics. I remember back when I was young and would buy them for cross country hacking, uniforms were decent almost all cotton or polyester with cotton lining in the least and not too pricey. Other than that ripstop weave, good pocket size and distribution amongst other things. Even the buttons/zips were huge which would be a huge boon with gloved fingers. So I'm wondering if anyone happens to know off-hand which winter gear is semi-effective camouflage that isn't in current use?"}
+{"text":"sad gay posts made by men who chug cum. its not larping if you are hunting. If you are dressing like a hunter and not hunting you are indeed a massive homosexual."}
+{"text":"Having a hard time tracking what it is you’re looking for. Are you looking for sources of milsurp or are you looking for milsurp like stuff/replicas? As far as winter camp for hunting, unless you’re hunting birds, camo really isn’t that important as long as you’re not wearing bright colors. That said, j just wear a white anorak wind breaker over my actually insulating layers."}
+{"text":"Not larp, because 90% of hunting trousers are fucking garbage these days. They break down after a year or less and make insane noise. Went for wool but the durability is nothing impressive."}
+{"text":"you might get shot wearing this, but comfort is unmatched around 160$ of rabbit-fur clothes incredibly lightweight, a very comfortable warmth, almost like you're covered in a the feeling of a cat sitting on your lap"}
+{"text":"it consists of these items; collar/shawl poncho sleeveless jacket a series of rabbitskin gloves DIYed into sleeves the sleeves and sleeveless jacket aren't attached, so you end up with free armpits which airs out the whole outfit when moving, but keeps it warm and air-tight when not moving"}
+{"text":"/out/ give me recs on leather boots that are stylish yet practical. Preferably waterproof. Been thinking about the danner light 2, but I wanna know whats out there."}
+{"text":"it's best to go to your local outdoors shop and talk to an expert. different use cases may require different kinds of boots. but most importantly, the shoe needs to properly fit so you don't get blisters or injuries after walking in them the whole day. not all outdoor shops have staff with expertise, but if they do, they are well worth it even if the shoes end up being a bit more expensive than you originally planned. if you are looking for stylish shoes, just look for gorpcore shit, so you can wear your fancy outdoor gear in the city."}
+{"text":"where do you live? If europe get a M77 from a european manufacturer."}
+{"text":"You need several pairs of footwear for different seasons and conditions"}
+{"text":"Why is half an acre the absolute minimum land area needed to be self sufficient?"}
+{"text":"If I wouldnt have seen these in person i would claim this is an AI pic. There's actually a feral flock in Florida. Ive thought about releasing a breeding group on my property but thats sone expensive coyote snacks."}
+{"text":"If anybody remembers my blue Ayam Cemani mix from quite awhile back, here she is today."}
+{"text":"I'm not that guy, but I understand the post and it's nonsense. Lets break down your tard logic: \"I could live off ~$24 of rice a month\" \"You spend $20 a month at the store\" Therefore \"You don't live off food you grow\" That doesn't follow at all. And I don't even need to explain why, because you already know it. (which is why you kept giving yourself outs like \"maybe it's cheese\") You're just too arrogant to admit you're wrong, a retard, and a jackass."}
+{"text":"If hes lucky he got 50 pounds of meat from that deer. A decent steak is 12oz. Hamburger helper takes a pound. I burn through 10 pounds just making a batch of jerky that I snack on and is gone in less than a week (I like jerky). You can get a couple meals from a chicken. The fastest growing hybrids are ready for butchering in about 6 weeks. I guarantee hes buying more than rice and cheese. Sustenance farming is a massive amount of work. Last year I did some green beans in about a 10'x40' plot. One particular day at the peak of harvest it took me 14 hours to pick, snap and can the days harvest. I think that was about 3 dozen quarts (got about 400 quarts total). Growing your own food is awesome. They taste better and are healthier. But its only supplemental unless your literally a peasant farmers that does nothing else with your day."}
+{"text":"I have a 1/2 acre garden and I grow a couple different types of berry, some native fruit trees, tomatoes, chillies, all kinds of herbs, and have some bok choy going. I definitely could grow a lot more but most of my garden is lawn and a trampoline for the kids."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite /out/ patches. Also, how do you display any patches you don't have on a pack? I tried doing a board but I think I need more patches because it feels empty."}
+{"text":"information for zoomers, you are allowed to get mad about things you care about. with real people, you can see the hate and love from their eyes."}
+{"text":"you have to go back"}
+{"text":"did you make those, good job to whoever did. I just got a larper Civilian Conservation Corps patch"}
+{"text":"nah some other anon was selling them. they're classic /out/ memes which he had stitched up and was selling for awhile. the river shitter picture I drew so he was a good sport and sent me the patches for free, on account of it being my artwork I guess"}
+{"text":"I also have that one on the bottom. It's so cute"}
+{"text":"did you know that the colorado river doesn't reach the ocean anymore, and hasn't consistently since the 60s it all gets sucked up for irrigation and municipal water on arizona and mexico there's just a dry delta in baja california where it once was a similar fate has actually befallen a bunch of rivers in the southwest"}
+{"text":"A state wildlife sanctuary borders my western property line. A cattle ranch is down the road. I drive past the cattle ranch multiple times a week. I honestly do not think cattle ranching is inefficient. The cows are loose on hundreds of acres eating grass. The grass grows with the naturally occurring sun and rain. Once or twice a year the rancher takes fat mature cattle to market and buys small yearlings. I am sure he has to give the cows antibiotics. The ranchers I pass at the local feed & seed do not seem stressed out to me. They do not seem to think they are caught up in some horribly inefficient machine."}
+{"text":"Your two dimensional comprehension of the post you're replying too is truly remarkable. You're very retarded. Electricity is orders of magnitude easier to distribute than water and most megacities on earth are literally ON rivers you idiot."}
+{"text":"Man you ARE retarded. unless your in literally india you don't pump water directly from rivers you dam and make reservoirs."}
+{"text":"NO YOU wow, I was thinking you had 100 IQ but 80 is more accurate. Tell me more about some nonsensical tangent that has nothing to do with what I said while highlighting your own intellectual short comings. Re read what I posted and try again. I can't tell if you're ESL or simply incapable of coherent thoughts."}
+{"text":"if you're not a mentally-crippled infinity immigrants cultist you're far right!"}
+{"text":"Just got this from an estate sale for a few bucks. I can’t seem to find it anywhere online. The markings say “camp trails night” another word after night but I can’t remember"}
+{"text":"that my friend is aliexpress special 9000. your bag sucks and you should feel bad"}
+{"text":"lame bag but ok for a beginner especially if you got it for a few dollars"}
+{"text":"I didn't know Camp Trails made an internal frame bag. I thought they went out of business back in the external frame days."}
+{"text":"Nice boots Woody."}
+{"text":"What is the most hardcore hobby and why is it cave diving?"}
+{"text":"That being said simply operating your car on the highway is statistically more dangerous than just about anything you can do For the same reason cows are more dangerous than sharks. So which one do you chose to be next to?"}
+{"text":"This is an only slightly exaggerated account of what it's like to get to the Hall of Faces in Hellhole Cave."}
+{"text":"Literally what the fuck is in there"}
+{"text":"Wingsuit base jumping: Soar like an eagle, amazing views, and if you must splatter across a mountainside so be it Cave diving: Slowly swim your way into a miserable, lightless, watery rectum and just fucking die"}
+{"text":"I mean the goal is to be able to swim back out"}
+{"text":"Who makes decent snow shoes for bold explorers?"}
+{"text":"They have weight ratings. People really need to weigh their gear (and themselves) before figuring out which snow-shoes to get. I've never heard of a pin breaking, or the metal housing, but I have heard of bindings failing."}
+{"text":"I found a pair of \"used\" brand-new Flex VRT online for cheap. I already love the BOA bindings. I'll be testing them on a moderate mountain tour, in - if the forecasts are correct - fresh snow. Come to think of it, I bet the avalanche warning level will be quite high."}
+{"text":"I got TSL Camos and I can't tell if they suck or not because they're the only snowshoe I use. Last outing they were collapsing several inches with every step and I punched through. Is it even possible to tell if getting Lightning Accents would help?"}
+{"text":"I think the weight rating is more a matter of the amount of provided float, unless you're drastically over the rated weight. I know that out here in the northeast we don't really have 5+ feet of powder so float is less important than traction for us, at least for more \"technical\" hiking snowshoes. I could be completely wrong on the weight ratings though. Several inches is fine, you aren't going to float on the very surface without pretty large shoes especially with a heavier bag on."}
+{"text":"Float and weight rating are different things. Weight rating is the design threshold before mechanical failure probability skyrockets. Float is directly related to the type of snow you're hiking through. MSR have additional extenders you can add to their shoes that will increase the \"float\" but will not increase the \"weight rating.\" I live in the west so the snow is heavy and wet. I never use the floats. I can also, easily, go over the shoe's wight ratings but still be able to \"stay on top of\" the snow."}
+{"text":"drives his truck to a pre-built camp site to \"survive\" there Very cool content. Don't trust any outdoor youtube who doesn't show himself actually hiking to an otherwise unreachable spot."}
+{"text":"We know this already. 99% of out-tubers do this shit. It has been common practice since Discovery Channel."}
+{"text":"90% of innawoods is a <30 minutes from their truck."}
+{"text":"oh no! there is content farmer slop in my pure content farmer slop! how could this have happened?!11"}
+{"text":"i like greg because he screws up all the time and often barely sticks to the challenge gimmick. he just likes sleeping in the woods"}
+{"text":"I like Greg because of the fucking saw he took to Alone."}
+{"text":"Post your /out/ edc kit. Just pretend the sleeping bag is a hammock and this is mine"}
+{"text":"I live in a community disconnected from the road system and it takes the police 2+ hours to get here if they decide to show up. I never leave home without my bugout bag and some degree of firepower, in the event any of the tweakers decide to start tweaking at me."}
+{"text":"the more gear you have the more you'll get tired and became a target so many prep tards that will die in apocalipse and camping scenario so many bullshit itens"}
+{"text":"I can't go anywhere without my 400 AD Roman Dodecahedron. Me and all my homies carry a Roman Dodecahedron on us in case we need to let that thing talk."}
+{"text":"Dude got so assblasted he retorted to the forced and double capitalized fake laugh. Wow."}
+{"text":"Okay but youre not actually going out in jeans and converse, are you?"}
+{"text":"Discuss /out/tubers here."}
+{"text":"i recommend IohanGueorguiev, very comfy videos showing his bike trips through alaska and south america. he is a very simple, honest and good person and luckily he doesn't post anymore, so he didn't turn into a content creator like many others"}
+{"text":"Sounds comfy. Thanks anon."}
+{"text":"Anyone know who that old guy who was living out in the woods in Alaska was? All I remember is he lived in a tent during the winter and made a video where he made \"cowboy coffee\" by just pouring his grounds into a pot he had boiling over a fire."}
+{"text":"itchy boots"}
+{"text":"Hello /out/ serious (though retarded) thread. I won't find rest until I've hunted, killed, skinned, cut up and put in glass jars a 120+ pounds wild boar. Problem is, my country's admin is retarded (even moreso than I) and I still don't have my hunting license, so no heavy firepower for me. Now, how do I prepare physically and mentally to be up to the task ? I haven't found any serious advice and my dad, who's a hunter, told me that was a retarded idea. I'm sure there has to be a way though, please help."}
+{"text":"What are you on about bruh ?"}
+{"text":"Shovel, sack of apples, netting, rope, sharpened sticks, camo stand, bow or crossbow, boar pike/spear, big boy bowie, antistab leggins, armguards and belly corset, patience. You do the math."}
+{"text":"I like the way you think. Do you have anything else to say ?"}
+{"text":"Listen to your dad he is way smarter than you and he has actual experience, plus he's a real man unlike you."}
+{"text":"amerimutt education Who cares white people do"}
+{"text":"can anyone recommend a good pair of hiking boots? price doesn't really matter, i'm just trying to get a decent pair of boots that won't bust a hole straight through the bottom like my last pair (my walking posture is fine)"}
+{"text":"high effort post, thanks"}
+{"text":"For rubber boots you have a few materials 1) PVC - Cheapest and usually not worth it. Tends to crack. 2) Polyurethane - Second most common. Has the problems I mentioned earlier in the thread with hydrolysis. Water gets trapped in the foam pores and with disuse (using pushes water out) it breaks down the foam bond. A lot of people use them during rainy weather (a few times a year) then don't wear them for 6-9 months and they break down the next season for this reason. Well used polyurethane can go 10 years. However you also have manufacturers keeping items in storage for prolonged periods so can be a crapshoot. This option usually is the best IMO for price, durability, availability. --Not as often used materials below-- 3) You may not believe but most 'rubber' boots are not rubber anymore. Real rubber has a few issues. Exposure to oil/urine and other is hard on it. It's also $$$ and heavy. The pro of rubber is under the right conditions its very long lasting and can be repaired. Last I counted there was like 4 companies left making real rubber boots, and all were based in Europe. 4) EVA. This one's my favorite. EVA is the material in crocs. Unlike the materials above, EVA foam is not impacted by external temperatures as much as the other options. Meaning if it's cold outside doesn't mean the material will radiate that to your foot nearly as much. This is why crocs have the cut outs for breathability. EVA is very cheap. It has a few issues. If you leave it in your car on a hot sunny day it can shrink the material. Crocs don't shrink on foot so anything your foot can handle should be fine for the material though. EVA also starts to lose its comfiness after about 500 miles. The reason I don't recommend it as much as PU is because it's hard to find good EVA boot models. I will list this below moreso but the better EVA models are made in Poland and Russia."}
+{"text":"Insulation Kind of like my earlier post, you need insulation, and for these boots for another reason. None of the above materials breathe. So if your foot is warm, it will sweat, and there is not enough material to wick that sweat so even if it's EVA when your foot is wet it will start to become cold very fast. So while you could get EVA croc boots or Tingley is the chinese ones sold in the US, they will only be good for a short duration. The poland/russian eva boots come with liners and are sized accordingly to fit your foot with the liner so you don't have to play the guessing game as much for fit. Obviously, getting products from Russia right now is a PITA unless you have access to Wild Berries or the Chinese Amazon, Aliexpress. The Polish ones are Camminare and Lemigo. In Canada they sell Lemigo at Bobcaygeon British Shop. The Russian ones are Torvi and Nordman. There used to be a fish shop in the US that sold Nordman but I believe it went out of business. While I heard these are only like $40 USD in Russia, you're probably looking at closer to $100+ for USA with shipping. I bought my last ones from an Eastern European country like Estonia or something. The problem i've found with EVA boots too is they're a softer foam than PU and since the industry is still young for them, the shaping of them isn't the most ergonomic. I've also found they sometimes like to put Rubber inserts/soles on these. The more complexity you add to a cheap design increases the rate of failure. I like the inserts more than the full outsole if you go with one over nothing (just EVA)"}
+{"text":"I HATE my job, I HATE normies. How tf can I just drop out of society and get neetbux. I have a small farm and a bitch to leach off of but I have no idea how to welfare meme. Do I just tell the doctor im autistic and get disability?!?!?!? I make to much for food stamps and I just don't pay my medical bills for any ER visit ext... I have a kid on the way so im scared to drop out without knowing what to do.... BTW I don't give a fuck what anyone around me thinks.... help... living out my RV BTW the pic is from my homestead back in January"}
+{"text":"Obviously you need to learn what plants are edible. You need to build a permanent structure that will not be found. Earth bags are very good for this as you can carry them in bulk and then fill them once you find a nice deep hidden spot with small-medium sized river nearby. Do not set up too closely to water or you will be found. You want to be at minumum 2km (2 mile) away from any tracks and at least 200m (250yard) away from the water. It is easier than you think with the earth bag construction. You will want a gillnet, illegal to use in most places but it means you have a passive source of fish. You will want a fishing rod too I advise telescopic, decent reel, with spinners, wiglers and so on. Fish that are too big for the gillnet will be stuck in the area in front of it and you catch those yourself. You will want to get some conibear traps, 110, 160, 220, and set up a trap line, these are serious pieces of gear that are designed to kill on impact if you fuck it up and it snaps it breaks whatever part of your body is in there. Of course you need to study your local animals, what actually is there, what fish are in that water source. You are also going to want a small solar set up primary for charging battery banks that then charge your lights, phone and so on. Fill your phone with guides on your area. A short-list for if you are serious learn the edible plants, some tree seeds are edible and high protein and high yield learn your animals, what ground animals, what fish find your location, do some reading on natural lines of drift learn the climate, if it gets very cold do not build in a depression where cold air will sit get bags, conibears, gillnet, fishing kit learn how to process animals, worst case download videos onto your phone solar can be a hiking solar set up to begin with, as you grow you may want a pure dc 200w panel"}
+{"text":"this thread bussed"}
+{"text":"but as a defective, You ARE part of the globohomo."}
+{"text":"Good luck getting the capital to start an /out/ business with low profit margins. Just stick to hiking and fishing. Trying to turn /out/ into a business is a recipe for failure."}
+{"text":"it's a small investment with returns that are mostly passive (park, watching vegetables and animals grow) so it's like a neetbux or he could be proactive and make a innawoods coworkspace or makerspace for normies and larpers fuck i should do this"}
+{"text":"the greatest /out/ youtuber is back. did we miss him?"}
+{"text":"I mean eating is the only relatable part of what hes doing so obviously you gotta make that a lot of the video for normies to care. He makes videos for people who have never left a trail you could push a wheelchair down."}
+{"text":"You need 2-3k calories. Of course you're gonna spend a ton of time cooking. And food suplies are gonna last you only so long before you'll have to start finding food outdoors."}
+{"text":"kek this dude pure comedy. he is the definition of every REI city boyscout meme in one. has to be faked. constantly doing retard tier things and beyond obvious he just throws richfag money at every problem he creates. will never forget him not knowing what a snow mobile is, called them like snowbikes or some sht lmao kekwwww. those mini cabins he built with no vents but uses gas space heater lulz. watching his kids barrel flag him everytime they go hunting and he just oblivious. when his truck was frozen so he used a blowtorch to thaw some ice but melted his transmission line kekw. the many massive illegal bonfires he starts in random woods lmao. the list is actually endless. did like learning his leaf science about frozen LCD tvs haha squirrel found a nut with that one."}
+{"text":"illegal Lol faggot"}
+{"text":"Where are my /divers/ at?"}
+{"text":"Probably underwater anon"}
+{"text":"took a dive into your moms pussy last time. got lost and now im trying to find my way out. running out of oxygen, might now make it......."}
+{"text":"oxygen Non-diver spotted"}
+{"text":"ITT guys who made it. Men who didn't die of exposure or hunger, men who survived"}
+{"text":"That we are pathetic losers."}
+{"text":"Family trees doesnt go one straight line. If youre an alone child only your parents failed, but your, uncles, aunts, cousins kept the tree going"}
+{"text":"To be honest... yes."}
+{"text":"Ernest Shackleton & the crew of the Endurance Decide to traverse the Antarctic by sea WWI starts, go anyway ship gets stuck in ice wait it out, ice crushes ship endure months on the ice sail 3 lifeboats to an uninhabited island realise you need to sail another 800 miles through icy, stormy waters to reach a whaling station manage it in 16 days realize you fucked up and have to choose between a 6 mile & 26 mile trek through uncharted mountains choose the 26 mile, not realising the closer one is actually inhabited all year round now trek up and down a 3'000 foot mountain and reach the whaling station in 1 day EVERYONE SURVIVES"}
+{"text":"Imagine thinking he's a real person."}
+{"text":"I have been hiking at a cool spot for the past few months because it has lots of animals. I usually see javalina, coyote, coatis, and like 20 different species of birds. Unfortunately yesterday I ran into a mountain lion on the trail. I thought it was a coati going up a tree but it was actually a damn lion. I looked it up and the area is apparently filled with them. Is bear spray enough to deter them or should I start bringing a gun instead?"}
+{"text":"I'm not defending anything you raging homosexual. I'd smear every last one of those scum off the Earth with the push of a button if you gave me the chance. What I AM saying is if you're in a state of heightened paranoia about them just because you're going /out/ in the desert you need to stop role-playing on 4chan and actually GO /out/."}
+{"text":"1000 women go missing every year due to horny Mexicans and that's just part of the plan 1 woman dies of a cougar attack in the last 25 years and everyone loses their minds!"}
+{"text":"I just fucking saw one so they aren't invisible stealth masters killers like you are all saying You said you’ve seen one in an area that is supposedly full of them There are literally like 20 videos of people being cornered or charged, not ambushed Those are defensive attacks like a mother with cubs which is never going to happen to you. Everyone has said they don’t hunt people"}
+{"text":"80lbs please tell you don't think 80lbs of a big cat = 80lbs human"}
+{"text":"Being a male human making noise will be enough to deter them."}
+{"text":"Anyone from /out/ tell me if the Kantamus 60L is worth it? Looking for an endgame backpack that will survive the apocalypse."}
+{"text":"Yes, you can add a lid and stuff another drybag on top, but it doesn't really solve the problem if you want things secure inside the bag. It's just a slight annoyance and it's designed to not stick up above your head. A couple more inches would be nice or a snow lock inside that extend above."}
+{"text":"Its great and you dont need to buy exclusive savotta aftermarket gear to make it YOUR pack"}
+{"text":"I don't really want on that's a different color, I guess. Also, it's really hard to find PALS horizontal pouches, for some reason."}
+{"text":"i spoke against savotta for many years here and apparently i was forgotten sure they are indestructible and every finnish person swears by them because of the LJK (the one who made them great and what every sc/out/ was forced to carry in the army) you dont need to buy exclusive savotta aftermarket gear to make it YOUR pack but you do need to purchase variety of molle pockets no matter the brand because their own bags are designed not to accumulate anything in their side pockets unless the bag is completely empy, hell even in your own pic you have strapped on some aftermarket pouch for that very same reason they are rugged bags but designed so that you have to get accessory pouches by default also keep in mind that the paid shill from finnish company varusteleka posts here himself regularly and promotes this shit"}
+{"text":"they are rugged bags but designed so that you have to get accessory pouches by default yeah, that always irked me with military style backpacks, and especially with savotta. their stuff looks nice, but their backpacks are super minimal in their features and having the adaptability is a sort of \"selling point\" for them, BUT they are already super expensive for what they offer and they weigh a ton, and then on top of that you have the option to buy small pouches, that for their size, are even more expensive and weigh even more, so you can have basic functionality that should be there to begin with. i bought a maxpedition backpack 10 years ago and while the idea of adding pouches to the outside was nice and may have played into why i originally bought it, i never actually ever bothered buying anything extra for the backpack. i think it makes more sense to find a backpack that already has all the features you want. i dont think i will buy a military backpack again. the maxpedition served me well, but i dont see the point anymore. other backpacks do their job just as well"}
+{"text":"What is that thing it has slike really ligyt footsteps i the snow should i run please respond fast guys"}
+{"text":"it's those dudes from the girl who loved tom gordon"}
+{"text":"That's me walking dog, just say hi, nothing to worry about"}
+{"text":"anon got et by a bar"}
+{"text":"clearly gnomes"}
+{"text":"It's just an emo christmas tree you're fine"}
+{"text":"EWG study: Eating one freshwater fish equals a month of drinking ‘forever chemicals’ water So am I just not supposed to eat fish anymore? What's the point of even fishing anymore?"}
+{"text":"I LOVE HOW BOOMERS RAPED AND PILLAGED THE EARTH AND DESTROYED IT YEEEAAAHHHH WOOOOO"}
+{"text":"This thread, brought to you by leaded gasoline."}
+{"text":"This is why I just buy the SafeCatch salmon and sardines. I wouldnt eat fish I caught myself unelss I went to the best places this guy  mentions, or could otherwise ensure it was at least as good as the canned safecatch stuff I buy."}
+{"text":"only cowards care about \"toxic chemicals\" in their food. real Aryan Elite such as myself can consume anthrax and it would have no effect on my perfect physique. get good browns"}
+{"text":"yes goy, never procure your own food"}
+{"text":"Have you ever found a DEAD GUY"}
+{"text":"Not him but a fair bit of SAR experience, swiftwater rescue specifically. Never found anyone dead fortunately, but got plenty of free heli trips. Typically grade V, most times people were just having an epic trying to get a kayak unstuck after a swim. Pulled out one of the red bull boys boats once, behaved like it was expected of us. He’d just left it and walked out, so a couple of us went and got it for him, didn’t even get us a beer. Our heli pilot had a stash of abandoned boats and used to hook us up from time to time."}
+{"text":"Had a chick staying with us one year wanted to go do a fair difficult river with a ridiculous walk in, like thigh deep mud through dense rainforest for 4hrs. We all said no, recipe for disaster leaving town at noon, you’d only be getting on the river at sunset. So she found a couple of guys also from overseas to go with. Urged them not to. As predicted the only got on near sunset, didn’t want a night in the bush so pressed on. She drowned, flatmate scored 2 free boats, 1 slightly haunted."}
+{"text":"I only found a dead cow once. A bit up in the alps, right below a cliff, up on the other side it's pretty flat and cows grass there. It obviously fell, like half a year ago at least, past the smell and insects phase, luckily for me. all his 180+ kilos had to be lifted out of the sea by a bunch of very drunk men. Storytime, strap in. I was at a lake once, a river flows into it and the currents can be treacherous, pushing you away from the shore. Bad enough, but additionally, it's only like 1.5/5' deep out to like 30m/110', then it suddenly drops to much deeper. Nice summer day, dozens of people in the water, I'm standing at the shore, just enjoying the scenery. I notice a kid a bit out, in the middle of aforementioned (what a word) currents, he's looking like he's having trouble. I got a basic qualification for playing lifeguard some time before that and am a very good swimmer, so off went my shirt and into the water I go. Once I had dragged the little fucker bag, typo: back, to the shore, he just ran off, no thanks, but what does it matter? tldr: Potential pdf catches kid. Kid manages to escape. I believe in working through your problems and solving them one by one, but if you don't have the clarity of mind or don't see that you have the resources necessary to do that, I can see how a reprieve or an escape from them would be tempting. NTA Yeah, that's often how people get into depression. It all piles up until it's too much for them."}
+{"text":"Possibly. One time my buddy and I were walking down a trail behind a local beach and we stumbled on what looked to be a deserted campsite. The whole place was a disaster zone and there were poker chips everywhere. We were kind of looking around because we really didn't expect to see something like that there and I picked up an abandoned backpack and found a pelvis bone underneath. I had a slight BSD moment then told my buddy and we ran out of there. When we got back to the beach there was a cop there already who was yeling at some kid who was driving his ATV on the sand so we ran up to him freaking out and going: \"OH MY GOD WE FOUND A DEAD BODY YOU'VE GOT TO HELP COME ON COME ON\" but he really didn't seem like he cared that much until we told him about the poker chips. Then his eyes almost bugged out of his head and he made us show him where the camp site was. After we showed him the pelvis bone he called in a forensics team. We waited around for a bit then ran up to him and asked him if they figured anything out and he hit us with this: \"Oh, yeah. It's probably nothing. We're thinking it's a dog's pelvic bone. .......Might be a kid's, but it's a probably a dog.\" Then he left. Still wonder what all that was about."}
+{"text":"no but a guy i know found a dude who hung himself in the bush, so i found one by proxy"}
+{"text":"is Arcteryx a poser brand? what are some tr00 kvlt core dirtbagging brands?"}
+{"text":"He wants to paypiggie his way into appearing to be the cool kind of homeless person. Dirtbagging is when you are doing a leisure class hobby (like skiing, mountaineering, etc) without being wealthy by living with no other expenses. Dirtbaggers don’t use brands, they use the most durable and best condition crap they can dumpster dive, thrift, or make themselves. They do things like work in resort maintenance or as instructors to get discounted or free access to places, they sleep rude, in their car, in employee housing, or with a huge succession of bored housewives in dead marriages for their housing, eat as cheap as possible, and put in so many hours with their hobby that they cultivate and aura of unimpeachable skill at it."}
+{"text":"Tbh it's just incoherent babble."}
+{"text":"Never heard of em till i did a job in Boulder. Overpriced."}
+{"text":"Boulder is a funny place. Most of the hippies end up being millionaires"}
+{"text":"Then they aren't hippies tebelebedesu"}
+{"text":"I've Never Done That Before. Also Merry christmas."}
+{"text":"Not an argument retard."}
+{"text":"A dude saw me naked too and left afraid of me. Really make me think."}
+{"text":"Can you afford a gym membership? Why cant you sleep, just sleep its the same as any other time you have slept."}
+{"text":"Too cold. Not comfy. Gym membership is coming."}
+{"text":"anything but that piece of shit. look up minivans or literally any other SUV"}
+{"text":"I'm applying to conservation corps. I know the pay is going to shit but I'm retarded and I think it's cool to camp and work on trails all day. Anyone have experiences with /out/ jobs?"}
+{"text":"Land survey anons, how do I really get /out/ on the job? I work as a construction surveyor right now, but I don’t like building subdivisions in the suburbs all day. When I finish school I want to survey glaciers or mountains or something. No PLS yet but I’m working on it"}
+{"text":"I work as an exploration geologist for a big mining company in Canada. I've been able to travel internationally as well to some of the coolest places. I've just got back from a project in Arizona. I've travelled to places like Nahanni, remote arctic islands, parts of Alaska, the deserts of Chile, Namibia etc. It's probably the most out job ever. I get paid to stay in fly camps we set up in the mountains even."}
+{"text":"What background do you need for this? For some reason I'm always jealous of you niggers just standing by the roadside twiddling your equipment. My background was carpentry and I used to always see surveyors come onto my jobsite and I was jealous. So I went to university and studied a course in it, you can get jobs without a degree but they will only take you so far on the pay scale. A good way to get a foot in the door (ausfag here btw dunno what it is like in other countries) It should be a degree as there are a lot of things to learn, in reality background doesn't matter as long as you aren't stupid with mathematics, you can do whatever you want to do whenever you want. Land survey anons, how do I really get /out/ on the job? I work as a construction surveyor right now, but I don’t like building subdivisions in the suburbs all day. When I finish school I want to survey glaciers or mountains or something. No PLS yet but I’m working on it. I think the simplest answer is to just change company anon, I do believe it is quite rare to get a surveying job which is specifically /out/ only. I used to work a job which sent me to virgin land to obtain data for potential gas wells. This sent me truly into the in the middle of nowhere which was very neat, sometimes awful land and sometimes beautiful scenery. My current job has me doing construction and literally everything else. most surveying leads to construction of habitat unless you get a rare job surveying within the ecological field with other professions. Ironically the most /out/ I have gone with surveying is with oil/gas giant companies like anon here. Just look at the scope of work when applying and ask questions during interviews, follow the company on LinkedIn to see their work etc."}
+{"text":"meant to say destruction of habitat"}
+{"text":"I think it really depends on the company and what they specialize in. I’ve been wanting to find mainly a mainly /out/ company but they’re hard to find in the here in the south east since everything is being so built up. I do construction stuff probably 40% of the time but the rest is either commercial property update surveys or I’m inna woods."}
+{"text":"Must have /out/ tools? What are some items that you swear by? I'd like to only have to buy things once for a lifetime. Finally starting my cabin in the woods. I know I will need a lot of stuff, (chainsaws, drills, atv) and some of it I will have never heard of. Any warnings are appreciated since I really don't know what im doing. This would be in canada, ontario or alberta most likely."}
+{"text":"The author didn't get it either."}
+{"text":"Gary Larson did get it, because there was nothing to get. That was the whole bit, that the tools were never intended to actually represent actual tools. Gary said his mistake was making one of them look like a saw which caused people to try to figure out the others when in fact, he hadn't drawn them with any realistic plan."}
+{"text":"With an unlimited budget I would plop a steel barn down and get; Big boys: cnc router plasma cutter 3d printer mig/stick/tig welder planer table router band saw miter saw jigsaw table sander table grinder drill press Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I think that hand tool mastery can be very much a craftsman category. Anyone can use a wbs not everyone can adjust and use a plane."}
+{"text":"Any good spots around Ann Arbor, MI /out/? I want to go on a weekend hike and camp but I haven't found a great trail in the area yet myself."}
+{"text":"Pinckney area is a pretty area for smaller hikes"}
+{"text":"I agree that Pinckney area has some pretty areas for smaller hikes. Perhaps I'm just not well explored despite going to university in A2 but honestly I'd go out of SE Michigan for good spots"}
+{"text":"Got kik or discord? Im not very well explored either but maybe we can brainstorm together"}
+{"text":"I'm a student at uofm right now, I have a feeling you're right there isn't anything in SE Michigan I just made a kik, name is gildono9, you can text me on there"}
+{"text":"I just made a kik Oy vey. Bring condoms and lube. And please don't litter."}
+{"text":"Today I had to abort for the first time. I underestimated the snow depth on my route and didn't bring snow shoes. About 200 m below the peak, in really steep terrain, I kept crashing through the surface of the thigh-deep snow between the rocks underneath. For one it was becoming really exhausting, cold, and I was worried I could hit one of the rocks with my shin or knee. It was a bit of a reality check. Thanks for reading my blog post."}
+{"text":"magnificent bait sir"}
+{"text":"In winter, I prefer doing peaks that I've already done at other times of the year. No pressure to summit and it's not a big deal if I stop short. And I'm already familiar with the route."}
+{"text":"t. Yeti"}
+{"text":"That happened to a couple of us in NZ once. Walking on the tops with limestone caves and sinkholes everywhere and sudden whiteout. Typically we'd follow snow poles and cairns, but couldn't see much further than the map and compass in our hands. Made shit pretty exciting. When you fall through snow and can't feel anything under your feet it's getting pretty spicy."}
+{"text":"That sounds terrifying."}
+{"text":"I am planning on going into the wilderness and never returning. Have any of you attempted something similar? I am not sure if I want a horse or a bike. I don't want to put a horse through summer mosquitos. God speed"}
+{"text":"That isnt me. I only have a spotify and youtube account"}
+{"text":"PNW? Damn, beautiful land up there. But yea high humidity and lots of rain. Your gear will be soaked a lot of the time. Just be prepared for that if you don't build some sort of semi-permanent structure. So for the elctrical equipment, you can actually buy waterproof boxes and such in the camping section of any Walmart. There's likely waterproof bags and such for other equipment as well. That's where I'd start."}
+{"text":"quit samefagging the board"}
+{"text":"Luigi speed junkie. I won. Youre utterly seething and self destructing before our very eyes, just as im about to win once and for all. Yeah. It seems to have the best of a lot of factors. Seashells everywhere. I will have to have waterproof bags and wrap stuff in tarp. Ill hopefully touch base during a drier period."}
+{"text":"If you do end up recording anything, I hope you'll show up everynow and then with your progress. Would be real neat to see."}
+{"text":"I need the Indoor companion to my Outdoor machete. Ye Ol kitchen table wants to steal my woman and I need to turn it into firewood. All I have is this OUTDOOR machete, it only cuts natural plants Outdoors. The table has been shaped by man and therefore is an Indoor object."}
+{"text":"Have you considered an axe or a hatchet?"}
+{"text":"Um ok. Have you considered simply taking the table outside then you can use the outdoor manchette on the now outdoor table? You mean seems logical to me."}
+{"text":"I'm just surprised this braindead (bait) threads still get replies by even bigger idiots."}
+{"text":"Ignore the uncultured ruffians who don't know the difference between indoor and outdoor cutlery nor do they appreciate discernment between task and elegant tools. These people would have you use a meat cleaver to butter bread. I am a fan of the Parang style Machete but an indoor version demands more refinement. An outdoor tool should be carbon as it will take persistent abuse but, paradoxically, an indoor machete needs to prioritize rust resistance and sanitation over prolonged chopping sessions. The goal of an indoor machete, for clarity, is to take apart when necessary but be easy to clean and maintain while an outdoor machete is for constant chopping and cleanliness is less a priority. Obviously these unwashed cretins don't appreciate this."}
+{"text":"A true man of knowledge and culture. Thank you so much for expounding on your vast well of knowledge. Now I do wonder though, what is this \"Village machete\"."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else here traveled around living in a backpack for a while? What about car/van life? What are your experiences and if you're still doing it what are your plans for the next year? I've been doing it for 5 years straight after my Mom passed and I had no ties left to keep me involved with society or my hometown much. Now I'm renting a large property and house, working on my hobbies and profitable skills and saving up cash for when I inevitably dip out back into the world again this spring. I'm getting a backpack set up and possibly a 4runner. I just don't know where I want to go though anymore, I've been all over the US a few times and I hate crossing the continental divide, I'm probably going to stay in the PNW for a while until something interesting draws me east, but I'm also considering biting the cost of a passport to go start traveling in other countries too."}
+{"text":"I should also add fhat the only reason i spammed nigger and threatened conservation officers is necause I was mad at jannies banning me twice a day for no reason. The fuck is their problem?"}
+{"text":"Some boards jannies are literally the equivalent of reddit mods and have been hired from reddit. Back in the day I use to be on the IIRC regularly and the mods have always been faggots, especially that dratted John Redcorn. How's bikepacking? I have a pretty heavy backpack because I lot to carry a lot of creature comforts, and I've seriously considered getting a bike instead of a car just to distribute weight better and get further faster without spending time trying to get gas and parking."}
+{"text":"Also how often do you have to do bike maintenance and how gnarly can it get?"}
+{"text":"Bikepacking and living a nomadic lifestyle is great. Im about to embark again except this time i want to go farther into the wilderness. Basically, it is tonnes of fun. Very fun with a crossbow. Bring a rod but you dont have to since poaching is easy. I like going on the unpaved paths deep in the wilderness with a single track trailer. There are different cargo racks for the front or rear axle. I actually carry almost no weight on my back except my crossbow generally just incase of shit bears. I havent killed a bear yet because i didnt know exactly what to do with the entire carcas but now that i know, im going for one.... In regards to repairing the bike. You should invest in good tires. Like thick ones. Sometimes something might happen like a flat or broken spoke, no big deal. Its just a bike. The best prevention is a well maintained bike. Only a seized crank in the middle of nowhere is an absolute disaster but you should be able to tell when your crank is going. You can feel it. Create a bike repair kit and tote it on a single track trailer behind your bike with some other stuff. Anyways wnough from me."}
+{"text":"Ohhh I've wanted to take a crossbow on the road for a while. I've been hunting using snares and getting up close to small deer with a 9mm pistol and whacking them like Tony. A bike would certainly let me do that much less encumbered. I've seen a lot of bikepackers with motorized bikes and every time I've seen them they're working on the bike and cussing a lot, so I think I'd probably just get a normal bike. Thanks for the input."}
+{"text":"Where are all the mushrooms edition?"}
+{"text":"The soil is fruitful, and abounds with cattle, which inclines the inhabitants rather to feeding than ploughing, so that near a third part of the land is left uncultivated for grazing. The climate is most temperate at all times, and the air never heavy, consequently maladies are scarcer, and less physic is used there than anywhere else. There are but few rivers; though the soil is productive, it bears no wine; but that want is supplied from abroad by the best kinds, as of Orleans, Gascon, Rhenish, and Spanish. The general drink is beer, which is prepared from barley, and is excellently well tasted, but strong, and what soon fuddles. There are many hills without one tree, or any spring, which produce a very short and tender grass, and supply plenty of food to sheep; upon these wander numerous flocks, extremely white, and whether from the temperature of the air, or goodness of the earth, bearing softer and finer fleeces than those of any other country: this is the true Golden Fleece, in which consist the chief riches of the inhabitants, great sums of money being brought into the island by merchants, chiefly for that article of trade. The dogs here are particularly good. It has mines of gold, silver, and tin (of which all manner of table utensils are made, in brightness equal to silver, and used all over Europe), of lead, and of iron, but not much of the latter. The horses are small but swift. Glasshouses are in plenty here."}
+{"text":"Recovering from an injury so did a 15km hike in the local countryside. Was meant to be a circular route but I cut it short as the only route was through a narrow field with the largest bull I've seen in my life in. Managed to get a bus home. I think I'll try the full circular once the weather improves. The clay soil in the Chilterns sticks to your boots the moment it gets wet."}
+{"text":"where in yorkshire? I'm in calderdale and am looking to do some wildcamping, last year i did a lot of motorcycle camping but that was all up in the lake district, hoping to find some local spots that i can hike to from hebden bridge, maybe 15-20km each way or so. pic rel, camp from august"}
+{"text":"I'm planning a solo trip to Kielder soon too, as  said it's mostly nav that's the challenge. I've camped at the site there previously and walked the eastern route alongside the reservoir, my plan for the next trip is to get dropped off at the village, stay a night in the forest and then make my way down to Hexham. Do post if you end up doing it, I've got some new winter gear to test out so I'm gonna do a smaller trip first before I strand myself in the forest. Pic is from a day hike by Alston on the 20th Dec."}
+{"text":"Does anyone surf in this country? I think we're actually pretty lucky in terms of quality spots so close"}
+{"text":"gun? heh, I just carry bear spray, it's actually more effecti-"}
+{"text":"All animals should have the fear of man upon them since the days of Noah unless they have been tampered with."}
+{"text":"Ah yes, because pulling a gun out of a proper holster and aiming is so much easier! doesn't hike with a rifle at low ready"}
+{"text":"Honestly if you are worried about a bear charging you head on in open terrain just carry a 12 ft pike so it impales itself. Or maybe a Shepard's hook so you can give the reach around and jab it in the asshole. I bet it wouldn't feel like coming at you then. Unless it's, you know, the other kind of bear."}
+{"text":"You mean the curved thing that says \"INERT\" on it? No."}
+{"text":"I think it's adorable you don't even own a gun but still talk about them like you do. I'm worried that the bear will charge you in front of me and I'll have to shoot you in the leg just to make sure he catches you."}
+{"text":"how do you train for mountaneering hiking and backpacking and out in general i know the optimal way is to load weight on a backpack and walk uphill and down, increasing distance, elevation and weight progressively but i live in flat area and it's depressing to drive for 1 hour just to be on the same boring trail. anything closer is shit, i need to go up and down the same hill 10 times to get close to the total elevation i want, it's boring and depressing and people who i encounter think i'm stupid any other suggestions?"}
+{"text":"what if you have lower back problems and carrying heavy backpacks gives you a fucking awful pain for the next few days"}
+{"text":"1. You want a strong aerobic base, so do lots of easy runs or basic hikes that keep you working but let you speak in complete sentences during. Do these as much as you can, 5-7x/week. Ideally these are hikes, but most only have time for that on weekends. 2. You want strength. Don't need to go crazy but lift weights 1-2x weekly, focusing on lower body and core 3. You want \"muscular endurance\". Do hill repeats as heavy as your legs can go. The limiting factor should be your leg strength, so if you can do this for an hour without your legs being tired you aren't hauling heavy enough. 4. Eat lots of protein and sleep enough. Manage stress. Don't neglect carbs and learn to eat while hiking. Rest if you feel an injury happening, training is a marathon not a sprint. This is more or less what training for the new alpinism suggests."}
+{"text":"oh and DO NOT DO HIIT. HIIT IS A WASTE OF TIME FOR ALL ENDURANCE SPORTS and can actually DETRAIN your endurance."}
+{"text":"This sounds like a great way to fuck your body up without ever setting foot on a mountain. I don't see why wouldn't you simply do cardio, get one of those hypoxic masks and get in a bulking diet to build hemoglobin (or move to high elevation and regularly train there), on top of doing core resistance exercise. If you walk around with useless weight on your body you will fuck up your knee cartilages and ankles, on top of bulging your spinal discs without seeing any benefit whatsoever."}
+{"text":"Then you should go to the gym and do your deadlifts to fix your weak back."}
+{"text":"Are there any park rangers here? How hard is it to become one?"}
+{"text":"You're not get hired onto a land management agency right now outside of LEO or Fire. At least for Forest Service there will still be non-Fed temp summer positions that are gonna be hired on through regional partner organizations. It's not gonna lead into an actual job any time soon but it will look good on an application if this is your long term goal. If you want one of those summer spots call up, or better yet go visit the distracts you want to work at so they can guide you to the right organizations to apply through. The hiring process is starting real soon so go do it quick. To expand what  said about pay. Everyone in the agencies know that pay is fucked in the resort/destination areas, but it can't be fixed by the agencies. Locational pay is set by Office of Personal Management, and it only get calculated for an area once you get to 1500 gov employees in a certain radius. And the radius is small enough that only major cities met that criteria. So the rest of the country all uses one location pay rate called \"Rest of US\". It would take OPM or an authority higher to change that. So not happening anytime before 2028."}
+{"text":"if there weren't religion I would be gay"}
+{"text":"You give off thirdie vibes. I don't know why... You wouldn't do anything."}
+{"text":"agree with the way gov works if you symbolically have to get in the cock sucking line, and that starts with seasonal for like 3-10 years depending on how much college or how good you are at cock sucking. go to usa jobs and fill out positions. if the AI system passes you, phone call the ranger stations, because the people behind are usually good ol boy types (in rural areas away from liberal cities). If you want a better in you go to somewhere people dont want to work at. People do this all the time for 'career advancement'. \"oh hey I can become a gs-07 if I spend a year in desert land where the only amenity is sunday night bingo. That's the area to work for. Fire is 'supposed' to split from USFS and become part of Department of Interior under its own division with BLM and a few others but that is still in limbo. This makes 2 points. 1) in theory this may free up some of the funds for USFS after cause fire was undoubtedly eating the USFS budget for the last few decades. 2) until this change, wildland fire was one of the seasonal jobs to get your foot in the door to other USFS work down the line. The USFS world isn't huge either so if you're an asshole, others will know. I meet people all the time that knew someone at my last duty station even if it was in the opposite end of the state. The best thing you can do is be consistent and keep your mouth shut on revealing your power level. You'll meet cool people but its not worth losing a career over. However I got away without getting the vaccine. Also along the lines of what the poster I mentioned said, USFS was getting a substantial budget increase in the last few years, and they kept asking for more. First the Biden administration denied that in 2024, so there was a seasonal layoff panic. Then with Trump in 2025 there was the shutdown. Even if Doge isn't around anymore, USFS both is underfunded and mismanaged."}
+{"text":"NPS is still hiring seasonal employees. Dunno about forest service or BLM. And there's always state parks."}
+{"text":"Why haven't you gone winter camping yet this season /out/? What, are you scared of a little cold?"}
+{"text":"I'm rather about (you) being able to span a mental bridge between motoring and camping. I mean semantically it's not wrong, if you stay in a camp are camping, regardless of how you got there. But it just wont cure the gay."}
+{"text":"What tent is this? this has to be shit though right? looks like a cheap pop up tent, not suited for 4 seasons."}
+{"text":"Sitting around in the dark is boring. 0-degree or lower bags are expensive and take up too much closet space for what little use they'd get. If you fuck up 3-season camping, you have a bad weekend. If you fuck up winter camping, you die. Ever wake up drenched in sweat because you wore too many layers to bed? That shit will kill you in the winter."}
+{"text":"Useless american, what are you doing on this board?"}
+{"text":"cabins are superior"}
+{"text":"I think the Cracow-Częstochowa Uplands in Poland are a bit underrated outing place"}
+{"text":"Beautiful, thanks for the post. My ancestors come from the Sudetenland. I want to travel there this year, the Table Mountains look interesting too."}
+{"text":"I'm planning to go to Austria me too, the area around Vent looks amazing"}
+{"text":"Absolute tourist bait. You can't hear your thoughts over people taking selfies and their kids running around screaming, and everything costs as if it was next to the sea and the mountains at the same time."}
+{"text":"I know a few places with barely any tourists in Częstochowa alone. I didn't see a single human being on Mount Prędziszów but I wouldn't recommend it because of industrial smell. Very few go to mount Osson and nobody goes east of it. Right riverbank of Warta from \"Pont de Srebrna\" to Mount Przeprośna, including Jaś i Małgosia rocks were completely empty too, except for one guy riding his dirt bike on Mount Przeprośna. It's not for faint hearted because you need to cross this \"bridge\" to find yourself on the northern slope of Mount Przeprośna."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed"}
+{"text":"I've taken this road a few times, it's genuinely just gnarly."}
+{"text":"does it actually connect the central valley and the coast like they wanted it to do, I mean if somehow they got through all the snow, could they have made it?"}
+{"text":"I'm always curious about \"secret\" ways to get places that connect very remote areas. I mean, that's the reason she married an Azn man. He got to be with someone of the better race, in exchange for having to be with someone bitchy and controlling."}
+{"text":"I'm always curious about \"secret\" ways to get places that connect very remote areas. Move to northern or central Nevada."}
+{"text":"You tried, I guess."}
+{"text":"General thread for freediving and/or spearfishing, since I don't see one mentioning either. My personal questions: I've been thinking about taking a certification course so I can learn to do these things correctly and safely. I'm probably happy just doing the diving, but spearfishing seems like an easy and practical extension. I only casually skindive and rod-and-reel fish at the moment. Does anyone have experience taking such a course? I know I'll need my own gear early on, but each instructor I can find seems to have their own equipment shops, so I imagine they wouldn't be impartial about the quality of other gear on the market. I live on the Pacific coast of the US, so I see that a 7 mm open cell wetsuit is strongly recommended. What good/bad features should I look out for on wetsuits and other equipment? For non-competitive diving, carbon fiber fins are almost certainly not worth the price, right?"}
+{"text":"That sucks. At least the hardware seems solid. With good user feedback, maybe their next version will be a lot better in terms of interface design, once."}
+{"text":"I did a touch and go to 70 feet today, I need to get my bottom time up."}
+{"text":"Respect!"}
+{"text":"i'll give you all the bottom time you need anon :3"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to live completely cut off from the rest of the world? Not using money or having to work. If so where and what are the basic tools required?"}
+{"text":"axe drawbar hatchet hammer saw pick maddock hoe shovel bucket rake"}
+{"text":"Its a work in progress and the reason why its \"volume 1\" is because its regional. So you would need different information dependant on region. For example, you can harvest salt from the ocean in the coastal pacific northwest whereas in the Alberta Foothills you would need to bring it in since you cannot source salt in the Foothills. You would need to prepare for avalanches and be able to identify leylines whereas in the Coastal Pacific Northwest, that doesnt matter. Etc. But when Volume 1 is finished, i will certainly drop it here. But it will only be relevant for the region its written on."}
+{"text":"If you want to live offgrid, away from society, then you must put in the work or effort or you will die of starvation or exposure. Tools cost money. If you dont want to spend money on tools then create your own from wood and stone like a caveman. Chip a rock into shape, create a notched handle, fit the rock in, use resin created from sap or glue made from a hunt to seal the tool head with the handle and tie it into place using primitive cordage. Or you can buy an axe for $20. If you want minimum work whilst in the bush then prefabricate a pop up cabin. Which takes work anyways. Youre not escaping labor in the bush. This life isnt for the weak or stupid unless you want to end up like McCandless. Vagrant? Im a hyper-violent antisocial vagabond. The fuck you think drove me to the woods?"}
+{"text":"No. In this day and age, your government of choice WILL fuck you in the ass. If they even get a whiff of you trying to live rent free from their control, they wil swat you fast and hard. It's easiest to be a nomad(harder to track that way) at first, but when you get old and want to put down roots in the wild, that's when they pounce."}
+{"text":"hoe hell yeah nigga"}
+{"text":"Everyone post your tips, tricks, and knowledge about how to best see in the dark, and how to best utilise your scotopic vision. This includes discussion of lighting and how to best use it, and IR/thermal/nacht vision options. I'll start: Your scotopic (night) vision takes about 20mins to reach highly effective performance, and up to an hour to reach peak performance - so it's important that you preserve it! Facts about your vision that you can use to your advantage: your eye has two main types of photoreceptors: cones and rods. cones are sensitive to colour and most of your fine detail relies on them, they are NOT sensitive to contrast or movement rods are sensitive to contrast and very sensitive to movement, they see ONLY contrast: dark vs. light and never in fine focus. cones are grouped in the centre of your retina, directly behind your pupil and lens rods are non-existent in the centre of your retina, but are spread around the outside, off-axis from your cornea, making survival possible because it is your peripheral vision that you rely on for reflex if anything suddenly moves in on you in scotopic vision your cones fail and you rely entirely on your rods, this is why in low light everything looks grey or black & white this also means in the dark anything you try to stare directly at (if you think something is lurking out there in the moonlight) you won't be able to see, you're basically blind to anything you stare at Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nah red light doesn't scatter or dissipate as quickly in the atmosphere or fog as shorter wavelength light, this is why things like stop lights and railroad crossing indicators etc are red. you may have noticed other lights being more visible but remember, it's all about luminosity. a more powerful green light will easily outshine and appear brighter than a red light, but if all things are equal the red light is the last one you will still see as it fades into the distance."}
+{"text":"I have visual snow syndrome. My vision is dog shit in the dark. Feels bad man."}
+{"text":"what's the medical advice for dealing with this? this syndrome is new to me"}
+{"text":"Keep a patch over one eye, so that when darkness falls, you have an eye already adapted to lowlight conditions."}
+{"text":"good catch actually, like the pirates did. although for me my depth perception is garbo to begin with and that would just handicap me. I'd be tripping all over the place"}
+{"text":"would a solo alpine winter ascent of K2 without oxygen be a greater feat than free soloing El Capitan?"}
+{"text":"Positively /favstian/"}
+{"text":"Welcome to most hobbies that require $$$ to do at the high end. Same with Skiing, Snowboarding, Mountaineering, etc."}
+{"text":"I think sherpas haul all the shit down the mountain these days. That's if you bother to shit in a bag and put it into a dedicated human waste container up there on the mountain."}
+{"text":"based gilbertson enjoyer. He's not even 40 yet and he only has a few technical summits left. Idk what he is gonna do about Bhutan but everything else he can do when he is older."}
+{"text":"I think it's a bot"}
+{"text":"Explanation: What Is Eco-Autarky? An eco-autarky loop, otherwise known as eco-autarky, is a self-sufficiency system with strong emphasis on ecological principals, independence from industrial supply chains, and minimum waste. Eco-autarky loops go a step beyond traditional economic autarky (self-sufficiency). Eco-autarky loops (through all-natural, low-impact regenerative methodology) result in the production of essential resources using renewable biological processes, easily acquirable resources and closed-loop systems. Each stage of an eco-autarky loop may provide useful byproducts. Example: Eco-Autarkical Disinfectant Cleaner The following eco-autarkical closed-loop system results in an all-natural disinfectant cleaner from excess harvested/wasted fruit/plant material, producing useful byproducts throughout 5 stages of production. Stage 1: Harvest or collect apples, pears, grapes, berries, peaches and/or sugar-rich roots (beets, carrots) in your garden or food forest. Use windfalls, overripe fruit, peels, cores - anything that would normally become waste. Stage 2: Alcoholic Fermentation (Yeast Phase) - Crush/chop the harvest to make a simple fruit mash or juice. Add yeast to the fruit juice then ferment in a jar/bucket for 1-3 weeks. Byproductive result: fruit wine or hard cider (1/2)"}
+{"text":"Stage 6: Basic Mixing - Blend the matured slaked lime with clean sand (1:3 ratio by volume) and a small amount of water to create a basic paste. This can be used immediately for simple applications. Semi-Useful Product: lime mortar Stage 7: Enhanced Mixing - Incorporate the prepared clay pozzolan (10-30% of lime weight) into the lime mortar mix, along with gravel and reserved crushed shell aggregate (adjust to 1:2:4 lime:pozzolan/sand:gravel ratio). Add water for a pourable consistency. Pour into forms or apply; it sets through hydration and carbonation over days to weeks. Versatile Staple Product: concrete Optional: Stage 8: Curing - Expose the set concrete to humid air or mist with water periodically. Test strength by pressing: firmer = better set. Higher clay content yields stronger results."}
+{"text":"Example: Eco-Autarkical Natural Wood Finisher & Sealant The following ecologically autarkical closed-loop system produces an all-natural wood finisher and sealant from tree-derived materials (through the processes of resin tapping, oil pressing, wax rendering, and blending) resulting in: 1 versatile staple byproduct (pine needle mulch/tea residue) 1 versatile staple product (natural wood finisher/sealant) 2 semi-useful products (raw pine resin, beeswax base) The reason for the effectiveness of the natural wood finisher/sealant is due to the synergistic protective properties of polymerizing linseed oil (deep penetration and hardening), beeswax (water-repellent sheen), and pine resin/turpentine (adhesion and solvent action). As the materials go through the stages of production and blending, the mixture gains durability and breathability. Higher resin content increases water resistance, while balanced ratios ensure a non-toxic, food-safe finish that enhances wood grain without synthetic chemicals."}
+{"text":"Stage 1: Collection - Gather flax seeds from your garden or wild linseed plants for oil pressing, pine resin (sap/pitch) from wounded or tapped pine trees in your food forest (use sustainable scoring), and honeycomb or beeswax scraps from your apiary. Collect pine needles as secondary material. Stage 2: Oil Extraction - Press flax seeds (using a simple manual press or mortar) to extract raw linseed oil. Allow it to settle and filter impurities. Stage 3: Resin Preparation - Collect and clean raw pine resin. Gently heat small batches to melt and strain debris, producing a viscous base (optional: distill small amounts with steam to separate turpentine for thinning). Semi-Useful Product: raw pine resin (for glue, fire starter, or basic sealant) Stage 4: Wax Processing - Melt beeswax from honeycomb in a solar or low-heat double boiler, filter out debris. Semi-Useful Product: beeswax base (for candles, balms, or direct use) Stage 5: Blending - In a double boiler, melt beeswax, then stir in equal parts linseed oil and a portion of melted pine resin (or turpentine from distillation for thinner consistency). Heat gently until fully combined (1:1:1 ratio by weight for balanced penetration/sheen/protection). Test by cooling a drop: smooth, non-brittle = ready. Stage 6: Application & Curing - Apply the warm mixture to sanded wood surfaces with a cloth or brush, rubbing in thoroughly. Allow multiple thin coats to penetrate and polymerize over days/weeks in airy conditions. Versatile Staple Product: natural wood finisher/sealant (for furniture, tools, cutting boards, or outdoor wood—provides sheen, water resistance, and nourishment) Stage 7: Residue Use - Compost pine needle remnants or brew into weak tea for plant tonic/soil amendment. Versatile Staple Byproduct: pine needle mulch/tea residue (for garden mulch, natural pest deterrent, or nutrient cycling)"}
+{"text":"what strange / spooky stuff have you seen? once when i was in the desert, there was a telephone pole, on it looked exactly like a 10ft tall bird of prey, just eyeing me down it was about a good 5min of walking, which felt like forever, just to see that it was a transformer that looked weird, none of the other poles had it either sounds dumb, but it really did look exactly like a gigantic human sized hawk, and the \"head\" even seemed to follow you too, really interesting illusion, since it also hit all the primal parts of the brain that gone \"you're about to be fucking eaten by a bird!!!!!!\" a year or two later, when i was gonna take a picture, it was gone, which adds a strange air to \"it was right there, i tell you!\" inb4 go to /x/ for this shit i want real stories, not >i smelled the rotten shit fart gas, and my best friend was turned into a skinwalker, and then i pulled out that gun from videogame and blasted it, dude trust me"}
+{"text":"You're an autistic freak."}
+{"text":"thread hit bump limit, noice it was seriously great to see your guy's stories, and really funny to see the anons keep bumping the thread to piss the one guy off maybe this year you guys can get more some strange / spooky stories for halloween, i'll make another thread around that time later cya next time, anons"}
+{"text":"You know we will have this thread again tomorrow, right?"}
+{"text":"There was a Disney movie about skinwalkers made in the 1990s called brother bear"}
+{"text":"You only get one chance to explore the Lost Ruins of Ohio, anon. Shouldn't have gone back for dinner."}
+{"text":"Google claims this is a real story. Do a reverse image search and see if you can convince it otherwise."}
+{"text":"Pixar hands lol"}
+{"text":"I hope this is the right place to put this, since I am very new here. Recently I've been seeing this meme about someone getting ripped open by a nail sticking out of an at home water slide, the tarp ones you set up with a sprinkler, and now I've been thinking, I need to see absolutely any example of this happening, it just sounds too bloody for me not to want to see."}
+{"text":"Any tips for off trail hiking? I pretty much covered all trails at my go to out location but there's still plenty of unexplored land and terrain to hike on but I'll have to find my way through dense scrubland and hilly/rocky terrain. I'm in pretty good shape and have all the gear since I already day hike at least a couple times a week(15 or so miles)."}
+{"text":"Ya just hike. That's p much it. Don't overthink it."}
+{"text":"You will encounter much more wildlife than you would normally and depending on where you are at that could be snakes, spiders, ticks etc"}
+{"text":"this is such a strange question to me since i from being carried in a backpack-thingy as s toddler and up to this day has always hiked off path or trail. kinda misleading, off-trail implies there is a trail somewhere and there is no such thing here. i only do such hikes for a reason reach that summit fish in that lake and then its pretty easy to plan them ahead on good maps or preferably google satellite view. or you just go and see where your feets take you."}
+{"text":"i have spotted 2 \"hills\" in the forest near me, no trails. there is what seems to be a creek between em. there is gold in the area so i thought i should go check it out. but i am not sure how to get there. what app should i use, google earth?"}
+{"text":"I appreciate all the advice guys, the entire area isn't crazy large maybe 100 square miles and 15 miles on a straight line in its \"wildest\" stretch but there's plenty of small (100 people tops) settlements all throughout it. Elevation varies from 5k ft to 2k, very hilly, brush isn't crazy dense since it's also very rocky but there's plenty of room for injury since there's big drops from large boulders or creeks. Went there today(on trail) and saw a fox, supposedly there's wolves but I have never seen nor heard one, plus deer and hogs, no large cats nor bears. Large guard shepherd dogs are aplenty and get pretty aggressive if you come close to the herd. Besides a couple spots phone reception is normally fine. Lots of heavy rain and wind lately but as soon as it calms down I'll give off trail solo hiking a proper go, it should be fun."}
+{"text":"why does it seem like all you people want to go out and be “in le nature” but don’t give a single fuck about preserving ecosystems or native biodiversity? You feel entitled to go out and be in nature and treat it like your personal fucking playground, damaging the ecosystem and demanding roads and trails be paved through the wilderness so you can “heckin enjoy it”? And then go home and continue to fuel the 6th mass extinction with your destructive consumerist habits? Anyway, I planted some Texas native wildflowers today to help the declining pollinator population in my area. What did you do?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to 4chan!"}
+{"text":"liberals trying to gate keep access to public land. the only people gate keeping access to public land are billionaire land owners and bootlicking reactionaries. Go suck Mike Lee's cock (if you can find it- I hear its quite small)"}
+{"text":"To conserve and preserve in this context are synonyms. Don't be pedantic. relying to bait You really shouldn't."}
+{"text":"Conservation and preservation are not synonyms in the case of the outdoors though. There is a difference in use and that information conversations around the two."}
+{"text":"informs* I swear autocorrect has an AI implemented now. It keeps making asinine assumptions about what I wanted to type."}
+{"text":"Time is 1:42am in the UK Actual snowstorm covering my town Decide \"Hey I'm a fat autistic POS, lets go for a walk since snow is cool\" Gear up in boots and scarf with gloves ready for a nice hour long walk So there I am walking up a hill enjoying the peace and scenery. I am a fat mid twenties male so I am not really expecting what happens next. I see over the crest, a man walking in the middle of the road towards my direction. I think nothing of it because why the fuck is anyone dodgy going to be out at this time? So I continue walking up the hill thinking nothing of it. As we get closer to eachother he sneakily starts walking onto the pavement in front of me. I'm a bit weirded out at this point so I go \"Alright mate?\" as a friendly gesture. He doesn't respond, I call again and he still doesn't respond. Might be my imagination but I swear he was walking brisker at me. Now I am really pissed off what I did next because I ran like hell. It's almost 2am, the roads are dead and its just me and him, I've never had a proper fight in my life and all I'm thinking in my head is \"GUY HAS A KNIFE AND IS PROBABLY A MIGRANT\". I am a fat bastard but somehow the adrenaline made me speed away faster than I've ever known. Despite the snow I didn't slip. So what the fuck was the guy's problem? Why did he start walking on the pavement only when we were crossing paths? My town isn't known for things like this but occasionally it does happen. I'm just so pissed off man because I feel like a coward. Still thats the most running I've done in years so I was coughing my lungs up for 10 minutes after. Maybe I should join a boxing gym."}
+{"text":"But aren’t knives illegal? I know slightly harsh words are."}
+{"text":"I know that feel bro. I was walking around a football field in the carpark when a car coming my way stops just metres from me, then a guy gets out and starts walking towards me, hands in pockets and not saying a word. I learned that night that I am definitely a flight guy, not a fight guy. My legs just moved by instinct, and they didn't stop until the danger was gone."}
+{"text":"fuck that man you should have crouched low and began running at him full sprint, aim for the knees"}
+{"text":"in the UK Tbh I just stopped reading. If you're anything like the bongs I've worked with then you're a creeper"}
+{"text":"was about to say maybe he is mentally ill and looking for some feedback that could have gone negative real fast."}
+{"text":"Any /spear/ bros? I was hiking pretty remotely on some old Indian trails along the river in central texas and happened upon some hogs. Wasn’t the first time this has happened either. I have no interest in hunting but I’m considering buying one to carry for defense if one decided to charge me next time and i don’t have a cliff or tree to retreat to. it seems like it would be pretty handy to have around as it was the most effective weapon in general before projectiles were invented"}
+{"text":"I don’t feel like interacting with gun fags, I own a few but carrying there isn’t lawful and I’d rather not buttheads with federal law"}
+{"text":"their dirt cheap and light for the weight and cost you cannot do better than a spear that said if youve never killed something with a spear you are not going to magically kill that 300lb pig running at you you may as well not have it at all and just run still"}
+{"text":"Killing boar with a spear used to be a test of courage in antiqutiy and the middle ages. it's not without risk at all."}
+{"text":"You aren’t going to 1v1 a hog with a spear even hog “hunters” ambush them or use a dog to distract them and then sneak in from the side and spear them in the throat or cut it with a Bowie. You pretty much have to flank them their head and back are extremely durable."}
+{"text":"Nah. Hunters regularly stick wounded hogs who attack them from the front. It is possible. Of course, you need to be very unlucky or very obnoxious to get attacked by a hog. Making enough noise to warn them and get away is usually enough."}
+{"text":"is xander the new goat of /out/ youtubers?"}
+{"text":"I can do a temu gear review in a blizzard"}
+{"text":"Then do it lil bro, we need content."}
+{"text":"As soon as I get my drone and gopro. I don't want to risk my life only to shoot in 720p"}
+{"text":"Never watched this guy, but hasn’t a lot of primitive living tube stuff been debunked? Hidden pumps? Construction equipment use? Cleverly covered wiring? Host has hotel receipts for nights he was supposed to have been roughing it?"}
+{"text":"these people are so boring compared to GOATs like Lars Monsen. Not even close. Youtube slop"}
+{"text":"fantasy books recommendations?"}
+{"text":"Seconding this all day long"}
+{"text":"The King of Elfland's Daughter by Lord Dunsany The Earthsea cycle by Ursula Le Guin Also The Left Hand of Darkness, which /out/ists should appreciate"}
+{"text":"Anyone have any suggestions for a fantasy book that has similar philosophical reach in the writing to something like \"Wyst Alastor 1716\" I find it almost impossible to read a non metaphorical story that doesn't have a message."}
+{"text":"Seconding any New Sun recommendations, adding The Knight by Wolfe as well. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R.R Martin is a great pick too, perfect bite sized fantasy about a wandering knight."}
+{"text":"I fucking hate them to my core. They often buy up land, then totally ban access to the public, even in places where public access was previously legal, with zero explanation about why, while bragging and showing off videos of the beautiful overlooks they would love to arrest you for trespassing to get to on their website. If they DO allow access, there's never any signage, adequate parking, let alone improved trails. They truly do not give a fuck and I imagine them as hateful boomers who pat themselves on the back \"oh the land is protected now!\" as they ban access. It might as well be private land. It has all been logged already."}
+{"text":"Someone with no money or prospects for buying their own land shat you out for probably no other reason than a desire for attention or because of an accident and millions of other people in their generation did the same thing so now the rest of us have to worry about whether or not you have a house and a job and a woman to shit out your progeny or you’ll cause trouble, especially if you don’t have a place to satisfy your caveman desire to see what’s coming to eat you."}
+{"text":"From what I have read, rich folks PROFIT (of course) by tax deduction -- donating land to TNC... Someday I feel like every goddamn thing in the economy is a scam for billionaires to puff themselves up and increase their wealth."}
+{"text":"maybe it is that, I don't get how giving your money away saves money - I mean you dont pay taxes cuz you don't keep it, there must be more to this scam than I know of, but I also feel like nature conservancy are eco fascists - they believe land is meant for animals and humans should stay out - they basically hate humans but I also feel like things were less restrictive in the 50s and 60s regarding casual land access and remember the concept of no trespassing wasn't original to america and doesn't exist in plenty of countries without incident"}
+{"text":"I don't get how giving your money away saves money - I mean you dont pay taxes cuz you don't keep it, there must be more to this scam than I know of Also crucial to utilizing charity as a tax avoidance strategy is pumping up the value of your generosity. “You donate some fancy piece of fine art to a museum, you get an assessment for the art, it’s much more than you could actually ever sell it for,” explains Reck. “You get a big tax write-off.” It’s not just fine art, either — one popular form of overvaluation (until Congress passed a bill putting an end to it last year) involved inflating the value of land. Called a “syndicated conservation easement,” it took advantage of an incentive for environmental conservation, in which landowners who agree not to develop their land would get a tax break proportional to the fair market value of the land. “The game is that people just massively, ludicrously inflate these fair market values,” says Reck. In the syndicated version of this tax break, a group of investors buys land, gets an overvalued assessment on it, and shares the tax write-off between themselves. “Now there are a bunch of court cases about it,” Reck says."}
+{"text":"/out/ seething about a group called The Nature Conservancy Yup, it's a nu-/out/ thread"}
+{"text":"Where to buy second hand glacier glasses? Is eBay the only decent option? Found These on facebook market place, Vintage but cheap, worth buying?"}
+{"text":"6 years ago this thread would have been deleted for being a giant attention seeking faggot. Today it's the third most /out/ post on the board"}
+{"text":"which star trek episode is that?"}
+{"text":"In that case you're poor and not a mountaineer, enjoy walking your \"adventurous mountain trails\" with more gear than you'll ever need while some faggot in sandals passes you by while being equally safe"}
+{"text":"imagine wearing second hand glasses with sweat gunk on them lmao"}
+{"text":"After a violent confrontation with police he fled into the Victorian High Country. What followed is a three month manhunt by 500 police, including 125 specialist tactical officers, 20 dog teams, six helicopters, an unknown number of thermal drones and in addition hundreds of military personnel. Despite the effort not so much as a footprint of the man was found. As the search past its first month the issue became obvious. This guy had four decades of experience in the area, his son calling it his second home. Friends recounted an obsession with bushcraft and a history of living offgrid in makeshift homes, old buses, sheds and caves. He knew the mineshafts were a safe comfortable place at night and as a prepper he was known to stash things in many a hidden place. As the hunt entered its 2nd month his connections to anti government groups were exposed and the police had to reconcile the fact he may be helped. With thermals completely failing, tactical officers were given the gruelling task of crawling through caves and mineshafts. With no success the Australian public began questioning what all this was costing. Independent media interviewed locals and suspicions were raised, how could such a well liked man kill for no reason? Why has the bodycam footage not been released? As the hunt entered its 3rd month half the units were sent home. Weeks of snow storms and dangerous conditions had crushed morale. The welfare toll was immense. Stories of psychological damage on officers. PTSD was diagnosed, this man, this ghost, he could have been behind any tree. Various theories were floated, suggestions that if the police couldn't find him then maybe he wasn't even there. And now there is but a skeleton crew, still searching, refusing to give up."}
+{"text":"You forgot alcohol."}
+{"text":"Pretty much, anglo police in general with perhaps some in the US are generally retarded or immoral. You went 2km or 2miles over the limit \"pull him the fuck over high crimes n sheit\". Your a known terrorist associate of a group that raped, murdered and extorted overseas who activily preach murdering your fellow countrymen? Oh well you had a bad childhood or something. Utterly fucking useless should be most police forces new motto. I'm 100% behind abolishing most police forces aside from high-speed chase, rural and say SWAT."}
+{"text":"4chan rando has better common sense than an entire country’s government Many such cases."}
+{"text":"Fucking legend, the modern day Ned Kelly."}
+{"text":"Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated."}
+{"text":"I think I want to sell my home and just either live in a boat or an rv and fuck around the west coast until I eventually drop dead or something Anyone here ever actually live in an rv or a small boat full time? does one cost more than the other long terms? I suppose the boat thing sucks because no natl parks or driving around to go get supplies, but living on the water sounds kind of cozy honestly"}
+{"text":"Unless you live somewhere tropical you WILL have to dock and store the boat on land during the winter. If you can sail then a sailboat could be cheaper then an RV, a motorboat of any real livable size has enormous fuel consumption. Either one requires a lot of DIY and spare capital in case something important breaks (rigging or the engine). I have lived semi-permanently in both and RV's are a lot simpler to own given they are automobiles and society is very car oriented. Freshwater will be one of you biggest concerns in both, an RV could use filtration on freshwater lakes but a boat will require a RO system if you don't want to dock every week. Unless you know places where it's free, safe and conviniant-ish to park or moor then don't bother with either, a marina can cost $15 a night, campground around $7. also OP is both fake, gay and a FED poster."}
+{"text":"You have probably driven a car before so I'd say go with the RV. Trying to just jump into a boat you live on and learning how to maintenance and navigate the seas sounds like it would be a nightmare and less of an adventure"}
+{"text":"B.O.A.T. Bring Out Another Thousand"}
+{"text":"You probably want to look into how much gas a boat goes through. You can easily burn 10+ gallons per hour."}
+{"text":"How can you not realize the op is an idiot just wanting attention? Are you stupid?"}
+{"text":"I want to have camping adventures like Rin chan, traveling with a tent and staying in camping places around southern germany and central europe as a whole, but I need to make a choice Either I go the Rin route and buy a scooterlike motorbike or I buy an e-bike On one hand with the motorbike I get to go farther away and faster and have more carrying capacity, but with the e-bike I have full access to europe's large bike trail network and can travel by train with it when necessary. Also, thanks to the engine, hilly terrain isn't a problem Help me make a choice"}
+{"text":"Bro haven't you realized that the CO2 cult shit is over now and you can all go home. Even bill gates stepped away from it now."}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"# It may be surprising to you but people exist who are not interested to 'belong to' or 'be part of' a group or any other hivemind BS. Also you're relatively stupid if you really fail to see how almost all data points towards antrophogenic climate change. In either case you're inconsiderate of others if you accept the possibility of hurting someone else directly - you probably use the euphemism 'accident'. And you're either stupid or invonsiderate again if you fail to see that motorvehicles emit not only CO2 but also noise, brake dust, HC, NOx, PM... which ultimately harms other people. Meanwhile you are lazy or degenerate enough to knowingly accept all those effects because you're too weak or too lazy and 'you got used to it and it was normalized before we knew all this' and you're again too lazy to change a habit so instead you rather deceive yourself. That's easier. Homosexual."}
+{"text":"Why don't you just ride your bike instead? Because I have a job. Riding 300 miles takes time. Cycling is great and less reliance on personal vehicles is as well, but I haven't made it my special interest and will use it when it's practical. Since /out/ is a slow board I can only assume you'll seethe in this thread for months to come. Enjoy I guess."}
+{"text":"Just because anon buys into propaganda regarding personal use doesn't mean pollution isn't real."}
+{"text":"Southwestern Australia has these thermokarst lakes like Minnesota or Russia. Does it get very cold there?"}
+{"text":"Days below zero degrees C would be few and far between in that location. My guess is last ice age."}
+{"text":"Yeah it gets really fucking cold sometimes I have to wear a jacket."}
+{"text":"Yeah we get blizzards and snow storms in australia"}
+{"text":"No you don’t"}
+{"text":"he's still muttposting I don't know, I'm starting to feel bad for you"}
+{"text":"Have friend Retired military (Navy) Came into a bit of money, with the business he and I run Travels the world in our off season (we are military contractors). Flys to Nepal with his thot Australian GF Decides he wants to climb Mt. Everest (lol) Actually find this sketchy as fuck outfitter that agreed to take him on a expedition that has multiple fatalities on record Ligit is spending like $40k and more on this whole expedition Has no experience Mountain Climbing aside from Mt. Fuji and other mountains in Japan (really are just hikes) Has no glacial or Alpine traversing experience/training /fit/ in a base way he hasn't trained or acclimatized to this. Basically giving me the whole yolo line Literally already at base camp. How do I convince my friend he's going to die and this a beyond a pants on head retarded idea. How the fuck do these outfitters not vet people on something like this? He's on a high because he divorced his psycho whore of a wife that put his dog down to spite him and he's made just over a million dollars working in the defense industry and shrewd investment with me. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Isn't the long queues one of the dangers if you get stuck because you have limited time in the death zone?"}
+{"text":"Being old and balding don't mean you can't hike retard. Also being fat is hardly an issue unless you're obese. You can still have good endurance despite being fat. Do you people even go outside?"}
+{"text":"Do you people even go outside? Why would we be here if we went outside?"}
+{"text":"American education moment"}
+{"text":"Touch grass retard"}
+{"text":"Just ordered the North Face Stormbreak 2. What tent are you rocking? What do you love and hate about it? What tent do you want?"}
+{"text":"I saw a video of a guy with a literal pop-up tent. It's stored under tension and when you take it out, it pops up in seconds. What is this type of tent called? Is it a gimmick or is is something that's fine for very casual camping?"}
+{"text":"Gimmick"}
+{"text":"those are usually meant as one way tents for music festivals and such."}
+{"text":"Humanity is lost."}
+{"text":"No sorry I don't use tents."}
+{"text":"What's the best backpacking location in Europe?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, we have the aurora where I live. Still, not worth coming here, way too many tourists everywhere. Eating out is extremely expensive, you'll pay 30 dollarbucks for a mediocre burger, for a real meal with a glass of wine and dessert, you'll pay 100+"}
+{"text":"suhlasim, the carpathians in general"}
+{"text":"Why would I go to a tourist attraction and hike surrounded by other people?"}
+{"text":"I may or may not have called Trump a fascist, a dictator, a grifter and a muppet on 4chan, so that's not exactly an option for me."}
+{"text":"Just don't start protest groups with funding from international intelligence agencies and you won't have a problem."}
+{"text":"Hi /out/, i noticed in the last few years a very strange trend with the weather. It started around five years ago, when the °c jumped from night to day almost 10 grad. It became worst over the years, jumping from one day to another day 20°c. In the next week, there will be anohter jump but this time it is very brutal, from night to day +20°c. Is this a climate change thing?"}
+{"text":"The poles are shifting. Theres a hole in the ozone thats causing these crazy weather patterns along with the pole shift my nigga."}
+{"text":"this is germany, last time such a spike happened it was followed with a flood in 2021"}
+{"text":"jumping from one day to another day 20°c. anohter jump but this time it is very brutal, from night to day +20°c. Do you not have weather?"}
+{"text":"implies this is normal anon, this is not normal."}
+{"text":"Whats not normal? that the temp varies from day to night or that some days are warmer than others? thats very normal. Explain why you think this is strange/"}
+{"text":"Anyone munched on seagulls? My local chicken shop the chicken wings be leathery and tasting licl like fishsticks yano. Anyone tried munching on seagulls cuz i look at them and Im like fuck bro that's free protein n that and i can serve my boys a feast for free yano its economical in austerity inflation n that or is eating seagull mental health idk I just look at these lil tings flying around and thing shi man its just free food n that. if any of you munched on these seagulls lmk if you ever got around to making halal seagull sausage rolls. mans feeling mischievous yano I'm feeling like id bulk HARD on £0 carnivours diet putting the money aside for crypto feeling like a POWERFUL guy yano."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about freak? Yes you can eat any bird. Fuck off to where ever you came from."}
+{"text":"Just living my best life yano take it easy"}
+{"text":"Me and some friends have this dream of walking from Seattle to Miami. I'm currently working through the logistics of the trip. Our current plan involves 15 hours of walking a day, well have packs with pad sleeping bag and mainly just a lot of water, we only want to carry enough food to get to the next place we can buy more with a little extra just in case. Timing wise the summer after we graduate is looking like the most likely time to do it. Heat wise I'm not really concerned about the Washington through Wyoming section of the journey, we've all done lots of intensive summer backpacking before, I've worked 10 hour shifts in 100+ degree weather before. I am however worried about Nebraska onwards. I'm from the mountain west and have no real experience with humidity which i am told makes things entirely different. a conservative estimate would have us at the Wyoming Nebraska border by the end of July and in Miami mid September, but we will likely be moving faster than this. Is covering this region on foot in this time of year doable or will our plans have to change?"}
+{"text":"Instead of fantasizing about going outside, why don't you just... go outside? i do quite frequently. this is the just big goal. 15 hours a day really isn't that crazy at all especially once we make it past the Rockies. everyone in this group is pretty experienced, and we've all covered 25 miles of way worse terrain than we'll see at any point in this route in under 14 hours. those first two weeks might get a little rough as the days start to stack up, but will be totally doable. the pioneers did 15 hour days and half of them we're like midwestern shopkeepers and farmers who had never gained more than 500 feet of elevation in their life."}
+{"text":"You're planning to spend all fall and winter hiking through the entire midwest and then spend all of peak summer hiking through the south? Don't be a retard. Just go hike the PCT or something"}
+{"text":"What's your plan so far as far as your route is concerned? I'm really interested to hear/see what you've got planned so far."}
+{"text":"the biggest threat is low iq southerners and especially super low iq southern cops. they are literally the dumbest people ever."}
+{"text":"Thoroughly clean all of your gear once you get home. Never leave it dirty. It is a slow and relaxing process almost meditative. Do not leave your gear dirty as a performance to other men. Maintain your kit."}
+{"text":"I keep my gear dirty because the dirt adds to natural camouflage."}
+{"text":"/qtddtot/ - Questions that don’t deserve their own thread (I think)"}
+{"text":"am i retarded to not want to camp in 0-10 deg C"}
+{"text":"does anyone have those STALKER /out/ challenge lists? cant find them and i tossed my laptop with them on it."}
+{"text":"or any challenge lists? i want to larp this year"}
+{"text":"Terrain and micro terrain. Avoid low areas or areas which appear marshy. Slightly up the hill, ideally on a small rise. Depending on the ground it might hold or shed water. Lastly toss a ground sheet underneath you, smaller than your tarp. That'll help from water soaking upward without catching rain. If you are in a tarp, you can even get a waterproof bathtub floor or get a bugnet with one."}
+{"text":"got a new backpack, it's super nice but the back panel and shoulder straps feel a bit stiff. that's normal, right and will go away with use, right?"}
+{"text":"Can you advise me some gear to go hiking in Svalbard (north pole)? inb4 you're an idiot and you're gonna die"}
+{"text":"why not?"}
+{"text":"a coworker of mine did a few tours to the desoltate islands surrounding svalbard, norrway got weather and radar stations there. he where dog sledding on his time off one day and got tired of the krag rifle on his back hitting his head on every bump, so he took it of and put in on his sledge, and right there the dogs took off and ran home with the sledge, rifle and all his gear. and he had to walk home in icebear land, unarmed, no gear, nothing. it was just a 5km walk or so but plenty of time to get eaten by ice bear. yes svalbard has these signs at stores and its one of few if not the only airports where you can rent a gun."}
+{"text":"Wow."}
+{"text":"i dont really enjoy telling other peoples stories here, they should be telling them themselfs but they are boomers who can barely read a newspaper on their phone. im lucky enough that i work with some of them boomers and when its suited i tell their story. that guy btw, his tour was at hopen radio (google maps it) with some detours to bjørnøya, jan mayen and svalbard. and he didnt tell his wife about it im going for work when will you be home? in 14months... for the stories and experience, you should look up such guys and listen to them."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm gathering ideas for biomes and natural environments. I'd like to know if anyone knows of any natural environment or biome that they find pretty. It could be a description, a picture of nature that you like, anything helps."}
+{"text":"Agreed And Mediterranean"}
+{"text":"Woodlands. Only woodlands. I dont care especially for forests but i like them, but anything else like beach, plain etc, i am not interested. i just like being surrounded by woods. Dead and live trees."}
+{"text":"woodlands Something like this"}
+{"text":"Yes anyone who doesn't appreciate this clearly isn't white, looking over an evergreen forest is the greatest continuous pattern to exist on earth."}
+{"text":"Oak savanna"}
+{"text":"Recycled polyester I don't want to wear clothing made from jeet garbage. Sad i was really interested in patagonia"}
+{"text":"Bamboo \"Bamboo\" fibre is viscose made of bamboo. Also tencel is the superior viscose fibre."}
+{"text":"The wife has bamboo sheets. Those stay cold for like, ever. They're also really smooth. Not soft like polyester, but buttery smooth like silk."}
+{"text":"agreed patagonia has been trash ever since they started putting their logo on the breast of their clothes. They even have ll bean copying that design language so their clothes are ruined now too. I don't want to be a walking billboard."}
+{"text":"i don't understand the fucking logic of this. do ecofags really?"}
+{"text":"Ya really. Yes it's retarded. Producing plastic is environmentally harmless (and could even be done from biological ethanol). Disposing of it is. I have to wonder whether the effort of transforming recycled polyester into jackets instead of just burning it isn't even more harmful than just producing it new."}
+{"text":"You know those threads we have every week about dropping everything and living alone in the woods? Almost in a ascetic manner without internet and no job. Why? What causes it? To me it seems to be wanting an escape of urban life, the responsibilities and never-ending noise, the internet that has been utterly destroyed, to escape corporatism or something along those lines. To utterly reject consumerism and decadence. Now in that sense the desire for that has been noted to have existed since roman times from what i have read. To simpler times, to rural life before urbanization. A romantization of perhaps a gilded past. Don't get me wrong, rural life is superior to urban life but it too has its disadvantages. Especially now when the majority lives in the city leaving only old people out in the countryside rather than the bustling village 100 years ago. The warmth of the village is gone in most places or dying out as is. If you can't find contentness in the now then you won't find contentness in a log cabin in the middle of Alaska."}
+{"text":"omigosh bus? chris mcandles reference???"}
+{"text":"You're a retard and your 50 IQ take is silly, at best. Purpose or lack of it, has absolutely nothing to do with it. Purpose is an illusion imprinted onto your subconscious so your brain could justify suffering. This is about people waking up that to the idea that they are completely and utterly dependant on an unnatural system that hates them and treats them like cattle. When you go out into the woods, the purpose does not change or get added, purpose does not change as it is irrelevant to begin with. What changes is the person taking back control and being less dependent on tptb."}
+{"text":"Ted's criticism is on industrial society so any time in history with a \"lumber mill\" and shiftwork is post industrialization."}
+{"text":"What causes social cohesion? You, (OP), have a healthy idea of a norm, where humans are part of a group, after being born into it. Members of the group accept its general beliefs, adopt its mannerisms, identify with it and glorify it without objective reasons to do so. Social instinct, bias, impressionability and herd mentality in humans are pronounced enough to make it hard, almost impossible for a group to fail at projecting cohesion within itself. It begs the question how dysfunctional society, or a group, must be for it to reach a point where all the above feels non-existent or irrelevant to individual members. I believe this is that 'cause' you're asking about. Not everyone experiencing this will wish or even decide to innawoods and wizard. Once those things are gone, that normally make the individual consider those ideas absurd and make the chance of anyone seriously considering that virtually zero, the disillusioned individual might find all sorts of formerly unthinkable delineations equally appealing, after all the group has lost its appeal. It is then merely a question of the individuals character, experiences liking and means how their alternative to life in the group might look like. Some remain shut in at home. Others are out and about but at best superficially interact. Others again seek the distance, or their demise. Drugs and what not. The question should be: Why do people not choose their group and it's traditions, when people are programmed to exactly that? Also"}
+{"text":"Could you survive in the Australian outback with only your knife, a cast iron frypan, a soup pot, your hard-driving 4x4, 150liters of fuel, 70 liters of water, a shovel, a winch, a bedroll, and a saw??"}
+{"text":"exactly. but im a friensless looser who does all my offroading alone. sand beaches is one of the things i try to avoid since sand is one of the worst and most unpredicable terrains to drive on. not that there are many sand beaches in norway, but they do exist... snow is actually easier, it behaves in a predictable way."}
+{"text":"based Les Hiddens appreciator"}
+{"text":"Are there any offroading/4wd clubs you can join? And I don't mean facebook groups. I joined a local club and while it may be 90% boomers it still allows me to drive my car in places I wouldn't dream of doing alone."}
+{"text":"was member of one it was how i got into it. they where mostly into trial and racing and not so much touring and overlanding."}
+{"text":"I couldn't survive anything. I'm just built different."}
+{"text":"I am looking at a 10 day trip. Post your staples, your ideas and your critique. I think my breakfast is solid. I call it an oat bomb. 100g rolled oats, 20g whole milk powder, 20g desiccated coconut, 20g brown sugar, 10g chia seeds That's almost 750cal for breakfast. Prepared before the trip and ready to go as individually stored 170g dry mix in a zip bag. Lunch looks like this 2x 6inch flatbread, 100g dry aged salami, 60g hard cheddar cheese, 20g crushed pumpkin seed, 10g chia seeds That's a 1000cal lunch, 6 inch bread because it fits in the frypan better meaning I can make a quesadilla by sealing both together with cheese, or I can make two smaller wraps. The crushed pumpkin and chia seeds end up in the melted cheese. Proper dry aged salami so that it lasts the trip and the cheese should be dry aged too, 'sharp' or 'vintage', cut in half and vacuum sealed. I am going with pumpkin seeds as they beat most nuts pound for pound and crushing them doesnt turn them into a butter type thing. Dinner; I am unsure what to do here. It wont be a heavy dinner it can be smaller than lunch. I am still pondering this one. Whatever I decide on will likely be a mix of the things I am already carrying. Possibly a mini pizza using the 6 inch flatbread."}
+{"text":"I'm 184cm, 32 and 78kg."}
+{"text":"Okay so everyday if you don't just lay in bed and move at all you burn around 2100 calories. For me I always try to run atleast a slight deficit on trips like this so your probably good if you can float somewhere between 2500-2700 a day with the activity level you've explained. Obviously you can run a deeper deficit for 10 days so don't worry if it seems unattainable I would just suggest trying to get atleast 2500 as you'll likely feel better and stronger for the entire trip that way."}
+{"text":"Also desu at 23bmi you could also eat a bunch the week before you go and get closer to 25bmi so you have more baseline to waste off."}
+{"text":"Thanks I was vaguely aiming at 3k I will work off 2.5k"}
+{"text":"If I'm going on a long trip I take meal replacement shakes. Might as well take the diet variety in fact, lose some weight while camping. They certainly feel like I'm eating something, not drinking something, and are packed with vitamins/minerals. I can chuck a bag of it in my pack and have 14 full meals for hardly any space/weight. Then when I return I look like the picture of health from the nutrition, exercise, fresh air and good forest sleep. I keep thinking maybe I'll try military rations but no real need."}
+{"text":"Been a while since we've had an EDC thread. What are some things you always carry with you? Got any new gear recently? Knife? Flashlight? Tactical spork? I've been wanting to put together a little edc first aid kit, not like my actual hiking first aid kit, just smaller things I might need on the day to day. But I havnt really settled on a pouch yet, or, if I should get a small plastic tupperware container because it's waterproof and I hear things like bandaids can get roughed up pretty easily in a pouch"}
+{"text":"please show your \"I love to rape\" patch from the most successful ideology of all times"}
+{"text":"Everything except the cigars fits in the wallet/EDC pouch"}
+{"text":"no tacticool knife do you even /out/?"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to practicool instead of tacticool huh"}
+{"text":"I love being outdoors, love hunting camping hiking fishing, all of it. Been doing it all since a kid. But I have a huge problem with being scared of the dark. I'm alright as long as there's someone else with me, but when I'm alone out deep enough into the woods I can't help but be debilitatingly scared of the dark. It's so bad that I have to have my hand on my gun at all times once the sun goes down, I even piss in a bottle at night so I don't have to leave the tent. It's hard to sleep because I'm hyper alert to every sound, and as you know there are a lot of them at night. So my question is, has anyone else felt with this and how did you over come it?"}
+{"text":"It’s how you trap multiple homosexuals to have your way with"}
+{"text":"I only did it when it was too cold and I was too lazy to leave my tent"}
+{"text":"What do you mean"}
+{"text":"For me, it took more solo trips just to get over it. Basically you spent a few nights and nothing happens and you realize nothing is likely to happen and you calm down. Granted, it’s never as calm as in your own bed and depending on where you are and what you’re doing sometimes a little fear is warranted. Yeah, that’s probably not what you wanted to hear but it worked for me. Try doing shorter trips close to home and just practice the act of camping. Short trips are underrated anyways."}
+{"text":"Whisky/spiced rum"}
+{"text":"My girlfriend is from Michigan and she grew up fishing. She doesn't have her gear anymore, so I wanted to buy her something for her birthday coming up. I'm a hunter and have no fucking clue what to look at for poles; is there a solid generic thing you guys can recommend for a 120 lb girl?"}
+{"text":"get a spinning reel rod with a casting wieight between 5-40 grams and line bwtween ,25mm to ,35mm. thats the most universal setup you can get, with todays lines you can go to down to ,20 ish thickness and get the same breaking strength. the american standard of measuring breaking strenght is so much bullshit. a fishing reel can hold as much of a certain thickness line, that capacity is based on its thickness not on on its breaking strength. i want to know can my reel hold 200m of ,25? i dont want to know if it can hold x yards of x lbs."}
+{"text":"ask the dedicated thread"}
+{"text":"Spinning 7fter, light-medium (6/8lbs to 15 lbs line) As far as brands it really depends how much money you want to spend but if you're looking to spend as much as the pic in your op make sure it's made in the U.S. or Japan. Otherwise youre just over paying when you can get a good ugly stick or Shakespeare for a WAYYY better price"}
+{"text":"You are leaving too much infomation out. Did she use a spinning or casting rod? She is not going to like it if you get the wrong one. Also, what type of fish will she be targeting?"}
+{"text":"Did she use a spinning or casting rod? She is not going to like it if you get the wrong one. This. Keep the receipt."}
+{"text":"Thoughts? 5\" and brown handle"}
+{"text":"You inspired me somewhat. Had no idea they made knives, thought it was just carving tools. $39."}
+{"text":"Please purchase an advertisement, and post it in one of the 20 general gear threads."}
+{"text":"you vill live in ze pod you will use ze bic you will use ze garberg"}
+{"text":"resin Expound? Curious."}
+{"text":"This board told me to buy the morakniv bushcraft survival knife about 10 years ago and I did and it has been my abuse and bushcraft knife ever since."}
+{"text":"How the hell am I supposed to go /out/ and camp in Australia when I don't have a car, and the public transport is fucking atrocious? Any ausbros got any tips? I live in the Brisbane area"}
+{"text":"Race and genes determine predisposition to various factors, including mental illness, intelligence, physical specimenship, even neurology (most advanced of which is found in Europeans and some north Eurasians). Ideology further effects disposition, sometimes even more greatly than genes/race alone. But for example niggers are 10 times more likely to commit violence in the USA (but up to 40 times for certain age groups of negroid males), at least 5 times more likely to commit violence in the UK (but likewise up to 30 times more likely in certain age groups among males), and literally 15-100+ times more likely to commit violence in sub-saharan African countries than non-hispanic white people. Meaning, no matter where you put a sub-saharan African or its descendant, they will be extremely violent by nature (naturally uncivilized, and uncivilizable). Also for example, ashkenazi jews have one of the highest rates per capita of severe mental illness (schizophrenia) and mania. And genetically, ashkenazi jews are extremely mongrelized, having no less than 7 major male haplogroups from Afro-Eurasia and highly mixed mtDNA lineages, which also leads to other genetic defects like cardiovascular and autoimmune disorders. And ideologically; talmudic judaism (literally just judaism) openly calls for, advocates, and justifies the enslavement, murder, rape, torture, deceit and exploitation, and subversion of all non-jews, which is many steps farther than what islam calls for (rape, murder, enslavement, and overlordship over non-islamics)."}
+{"text":"You can walk Full moon setting in the Sonoran desert west of Yuma Az"}
+{"text":"Yes, because this is a troll thread. OP is acting helpless in every way possible because he's bored and wants everyone to dance for him like trained monkeys. Imagine what would happen to a person like OP if he actually ever went /out/. He'd be one of those people who died of exposure twenty feet from the trailhead in a suburban neighborhood."}
+{"text":"wants to camp. doesnt have thwir own transportation of any sort. Id suggest you get your life in order before picking up any hobbies."}
+{"text":"Here's your (You)"}
+{"text":"Is 450 CAD too much for a 100% wool anorak? everything is expensive these days it seems"}
+{"text":"Steinkauz in germany. Slightly felted and fulled doubleface with fleece jacket features."}
+{"text":"agreed on most everything here i can personally attest to WeatherWool being pretty damn durable can't say i'm bushwacking through mequite thickets or sliding my butt on asphalt roads but it has been plenty durable for any camping and hiking i've done additionally they're one of the few current makers of 100% wool denim, ever since i got my denim jeans from them i've constantly worn them or their (midweight) jacquard pants that i've had for the last year they are pricey but once you actually wear it and feel it you definitely see why it's worth it"}
+{"text":"You might as well get a used fur coat on eBay. I never understood the advantages of an anorak over a jacket desu."}
+{"text":"i always got mine from nz naturals or something like that. shipping wasn't bad or free but its been 5 years. i had to wait about 6 months on last sale but they discontinued a color and offered them for about half off then. sorry anon. there's probably some icelandic scandinavian manufacturer out there but its $$ to send overseas here usually from europe. Petros wool in ukraine is good if you're not looking for sweater. It's more like reverse engineered fleece (which ironically was made 50 years ago to mimic wool.) yeah i spoke to the owner and seems like a standup guy that would backup the product even if it failed."}
+{"text":"yeah i spoke to the owner and seems like a standup guy that would backup the product even if it failed he & his wife do saw a post where the wife offered to send some fabric to patch up sleeves on a dude's anorak that he'd been wearing the hell out of in alaska for 5+years"}
+{"text":"decide to go to South Korea to hike the mountains almost all of it is paved/planked pathways with guardrails that you just casually walk along all slope has stairs (worst than going up normal slopes imo) Don't make this mistake, go to Japan or China or something instead for east Asian hiking"}
+{"text":"Mfers really out here bitching about getting to travel to exotic countries saying it was 'le bad' because you came across a le heckn path"}
+{"text":"Did you not think to check that sort of shit before you went? Google could've told you most trails in Korea are paved."}
+{"text":"China is way worse, they have virtually no hiking or camping culture, \"nature tourism\" at least in Eastern China or if it's a popular enough spot in Western China will be artificial to the point that places feel more like a natural theme park than actual nature. Luckily unlike Korea China has plenty of amazing nature to spare, they can't get to all of it, especially in the western half. Pretty hard for foreigners to access western China though, especially for something like hiking and camping. Hiking is pretty popular in Korea though, it's sad that a lot of their most popular spots have excessive pavement but there's plenty of more natural areas and trails also. But it's not as pretty as Japan or Taiwan anyway."}
+{"text":"almost all of it is paved/planked pathways with guardrails that you just casually walk along all slope has stairs (worst than going up normal slopes imo) this sounds incredibly comfy and I hope America becomes this way more soon"}
+{"text":"he thinks he's getting peak tibetan experience not for you filthy piggu"}
+{"text":"I am retarded and I spend multiple hours fucking around trying to start a campfire until it starts burning. It's pretty much wet outside and temperatures go below freezing often. Birch bark works well to start it, but I want to figure out how to start without it. Tried feather sticks multiple times, but it takes a very long time and results are mixed at best. And yes, the wood is dry... As for carrying some firestarting material, I don't want to because autism. My latest idea was to split a log in half, and then with surform make enough wood shavings to start a fire, but no idea if this will work (pic related) Any advice on how to improve firestarting would be greatly appreciated"}
+{"text":"the ultimate firestarter is plastic. and it is almost everywhere. you can always find some plastic.shit . light it up and you will have a long lasting fire to use to light up the wood sticks. even if they are wet. even a.small plastic cup is enough . lighter and a plastic easy fire starter"}
+{"text":"Feathersticks from dead wood that hasn't fallen to the ground If you can't do it this way then you fail at /out/"}
+{"text":"Also you know to start with tinder, right? Tinder ignites kindling to establish coals that can be built up to bigger sticks"}
+{"text":"collect the lint from your dryer, store it in an airtight container and use as kindling, shit ignites from a single spark from your ferro rod"}
+{"text":"you need airtight container of some sort for something that might make an unexpected explosion Ya too bad gasoline is so volatile that only certified hazmat crews with specialized equipment are allowed to transport even minute quantities otherwise it could be such a helpful fuel and power source for modern society."}
+{"text":"Sup /out/, went camping (at a wilderness campsite) recently to try out some winter gear. Sleeping bag, sleeping pad, and the rewaterproofing on my tent held up really well. One issue I had, was that while there were plenty of big logs available, there was no tinder or kindling and I had to use my swiss army knife to baton massive pieces of firewood to start a fire. This was fucking atrocious work and I realise I need a good fixed blade knife. Now I've got it in my head to get a big knife or a hatchet, picrel is available in a very decent 6 inch blade and this beauty of a 10 inch blade. As much as I know 6 inch is probably fine, my gorilla brain is telling me to get this big fucking thing, then I don't even need a hatchet and can carry the SKA for small tasks/multitool. Convince me otherwise before I drop serious money on this thing."}
+{"text":"Buck 119"}
+{"text":"It sounds cumbersome but I use to travel with a big mace and it was exceptional at shattering logs into fire wood. One or two swings was usually enough to make a full stack."}
+{"text":"do you have a knife that works? then don't buy a new one. use the one you have until it breaks. quit buying shit, what are you a woman"}
+{"text":"This is all you need."}
+{"text":"I agree. They're monsters of knives."}
+{"text":"wyd when u gotta take a big smelly diarrhea in the woods"}
+{"text":"pop a codeine lol"}
+{"text":"Worst thing is the layers when it's cold. Last thing you want is shit on your pants because you are stuck only able to half crouch. I have had some adventures trying to spray shit in below freezing weather with nothing but a head lamp at 2 am. Shit on my boot, shit in my E took. Lucky no shit on my pants. Balls never got cold somehow."}
+{"text":"I shit in your river 35 minutes ago."}
+{"text":"Adding to my own post here. Even if you arnt a /k/ fag if you have stuff on your belt it's worth it to get an outer gun belt so your pants arnt attached to heavy shit. I have used an old GI Alice harness and that also worked but I also just like that system."}
+{"text":"predators can detect it and use the scent to track you down."}
+{"text":"With 2025 coming to an end, it's time for the yearly grid thread! Lets see what you've been up to.."}
+{"text":"The only real pictures we should be seeing are computer desks as we all know you fools don't actually go out."}
+{"text":"Still got time to cap off the year with another epic adventure"}
+{"text":"I was busy with studies for the first 4 months and I didn't go far in December, which was unusually warm"}
+{"text":"Yup, god damn natives lit so many fires they actually banned me from going outdoors for 90 days."}
+{"text":"Starting with Death Stranding (didn't play the second one yet)"}
+{"text":"Majula Currently have an injured knee so I cant go outside for a while, playing these games to simulate the feeling lol"}
+{"text":"Farcry 5 is my favourite out style game"}
+{"text":"Red Dead Redemption 1-2 The Hunter Call of the Wild The Forrest 1-2 Vintage Story I also like Rimworld with mods so I can roleplay as an American frontier colony."}
+{"text":"UnReal World is the bestest /out/ game"}
+{"text":"I've read it's too easy to buy a chink-made dupe of these knives. Are there any reputable places to buy an authentic one?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, a real dealer like bladehq, smkw, knivesshipfree, knifecenter. Never buy knives on Amazon or alibaba. You could always buy from the company's website too. A Carbone #8 is $22 on their official website."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I'll get one from the Opinel site. Stainless Steel or Carbon Steel?"}
+{"text":"IDK, I've had a carbon one for 10 years and completely neglect proper maintenance and it's fine, just has a patina."}
+{"text":"Why do so many people die hiking Mount Baldy? Because people from LA are retarded."}
+{"text":"How do I become one of them rangers like Aragorn? Reading The Lord of the Rings some of my favorite parts are the ones with Strider's show of skill. I love how he is completely aware of his surroundings and is able to instantly read footprints and use herbs and quickly make himself and his companions unseen and escape danger. At times he seemed more in tune with nature than even Legolas. I have seen quite a few threads on here of people being scared of the dark and I feel like if one had good old Strider's skill and knowledge he wouldn't be afraid no more. Aragorn wouldn't be startled in the middle of the forest by some bear, he would know about that mountain lion following him for the last 2 miles. He wouldn t get poisoned by some mushroom or die of hunger because he knows what is good and what is bad to eat. Strider wouldn't get lost in the forest since he has been drawing a 3d map in his head this entire time. How do I become more like Aragorn, obviously he has had 80 years of experience but what books would you recommend and things to do in the forest to become a little more like him"}
+{"text":"Keep in mind it was written by a guy who didn't know how to do any of that so its not realistic at all."}
+{"text":"like Aragorn? Be born of a mythical race that was descended from elves and angles and men."}
+{"text":"I'll do you one better, how do you find a purpose, go on quests and adventure like Aragorn and friends?"}
+{"text":"quests Aragorn went on a single quest, and it ended in a shit show."}
+{"text":"Wrong You clearly have cock envy"}
+{"text":"Okay, so i have like an exam in a very fae away city and i'm extremely fucking poor so i jusr have money to travel but staying in a hotel is out of the way Give me some great advice to look homeless or atleast places to sleep in"}
+{"text":"But if you approached the guard and just told them that you've got a five hour wait for your train Ok let's see your ticket or some proof that you have those plans ... Instant fail. Gaming cafes open 24/7 Don't exist in most cities You can beg anyone who's probably local and honest for a room, if nobody has ever asked them, they'll often say yes Things that will never happen. Literally the most delusional post I have read for a long time."}
+{"text":"under a picnic table, in a bush, alleyway, public park, gazebos, Sounds like a good way to be fucked up by druggies and thugs Wouldn't it be easier to ask someone for a place to sleep?"}
+{"text":"There is something less depressing about sleeping in caves and forests than in those urban hellholes"}
+{"text":"Dude this channel looks lit! Thank you for sharing Anon! I am watching him now!"}
+{"text":"You did go /out/ this year, didn't you? inb4 he stayed /in/"}
+{"text":"Template"}
+{"text":"We already have this thread. Check the catalog before posting, idiot."}
+{"text":"You take creature with you /out/ ?? Yayy I do that too !! I don't got out nearly that much, but I almost always bring a small creature along"}
+{"text":"Learn to read"}
+{"text":"snow November through July"}
+{"text":"What bottles do you like the best for re-use when hiking/doing outdoors stuff?"}
+{"text":"I've worked years in various out jobs in different agencies in backcountry, like search and rescue and trail crew and wilderness work and everyone I've ever worked with uses nalgenes (or other brand equivalent) or metal."}
+{"text":"dollar tree everything costs $1.25 wtf?"}
+{"text":"good idea"}
+{"text":"BASED. Use your shit until it breaks before buying a replacement."}
+{"text":"I got an all metal US Army style canteen because I'm a larping faggot that I definitely overpaid for but it makes me happy to use it. Plus it comes with a built in cup that has handles. I like it even if it makes me look autistic."}
+{"text":"Where can I go out in Texas besides Big Bend? I am from upstate New York so am used to the Adirondacks."}
+{"text":"Lol imagine a red man calling you whiny. These niggers never invented the wheel and got beaten at every turn and still claim supremacy. Where was a whining tonto?"}
+{"text":"watching youtube to learn history"}
+{"text":"I am surprised nobody has mentioned Guadalupe Mountains National Park. It contains the highest mountain in Texas which is easily hiked (less than 9,000 feet). Added bonus: it's quite near to Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico, which is simply spectacular. (Photo here is not my own.)"}
+{"text":"If you want to get out in central Texas get into rock climbing."}
+{"text":"When i look in google maps its seems all the forestry is in the SE side of texas, so maybe look there. Sabine national forest looks nice"}
+{"text":"Anyone here ever go /out/ in restricted/illegal areas? Any advice for accessing these spaces? Pictured: North Brother Island, NYC"}
+{"text":"just go and claim to be homeless; it's new york"}
+{"text":"nice try FBI"}
+{"text":"This always gets me. Especially for those \"right to roam\" eurofags. Its always people who dont own anything that have the belief everything should be made available to them. Except for the things they use. My 40 acres is mine to do with as I please. You dont pay taxes on it so gtfo. If I want to let that little hollow get overgrown and become a rattlesnake den then thats whats happening. If I want to go through it, gas the rattlers and skin them then that will happen."}
+{"text":"I’ve taken a kayak with my brother, a friend, and camped on this island off the coast of Lake Michigan in Wilderness State Park. It’s restricted but it’s easy to get away with going there if you got the right equipment."}
+{"text":"Do mosquito bed nets like the ones given out by organizations like against malaria foundation help people sleep better or make them more comfortable? Or is the only benefit that they help save lives by making people less likely to get malaria? The long-lasting insecticidal nets (LLINs) provided by the Against Malaria Foundation are high-tech protective shields made from durable polyethylene or polyester fibers specifically engineered to survive harsh tropical environments for three to four years. These nets are far more than a physical barrier; the fabric is either impregnated or coated with WHO-prequalified insecticides, such as pyrethroids, which kill or repel malaria-carrying *Anopheles* mosquitoes on contact. This insecticide is designed to be wash-resistant, remaining effective for up to twenty manual washes, while the specific mesh size is precisely calibrated to balance cooling airflow with impenetrable protection against even the smallest insects. >Because these nets are family-sized, each one typically protects two individuals often a mother and child and by killing mosquitoes throughout the night, they create a \"community effect\" that reduces the overall mosquito density in the area, providing an extra layer of safety for the entire village even during the day."}
+{"text":"b-b-b-but my studies!"}
+{"text":"They can't even produce their own mosquito netting so they don't die from malaria? I'm not surprised, but still, ffs man. What a shitty, bottom of the barrel \"race\"."}
+{"text":"Wait, wtf is wrong with worm bin compost? That's a bit of a stretch giving the multiple other things you could do?"}
+{"text":"Funny how despite all of the millions upon millions of malaria nets sent to Africa annually that definitely, totally aren't being misused, the incidence rates of malaria in sub-saharan Africa have barely budged. Amazing how everywhere else has seen significant declines in Malaria cases except for sub-saharan Africa. But I'm sure that's not a knock against those rigorous surveys by charity organizations dependent on continued donations for their survival."}
+{"text":"Im an adult who myself has never been able to afford much in terms of camping gear, but my mom has quite a lot of money and I think she wants to buy me something nice. Does anyone have recommendations for gear, (cold weather gear in particular)? Pad, sleep system, tent, bag, etc; I dont know if Ill get a chance like this again and am trying to make it count. Pic related I want to do cold weather stuff soon."}
+{"text":"Merino wool everything, socks leggings, shirts. I spend my winters skiing every day and a good base layer of merino goes a long way."}
+{"text":"boots. don't listen to any other advice. if your feet are wet and cold, fuck everything else. merino everything is good too, but boots."}
+{"text":"why do bears eat quarters?"}
+{"text":"Hi there. I'm a 47 year old man and I've spent most of my life in the woods. I'll gladly help you with gear but first I need a photo of your mom."}
+{"text":"Well played."}
+{"text":"Any TN anons out there? Know any good /out/ spots in the great volunteer state? Personally I am looking for some spots in Eastern TN in the Nooga area, want to go on a day hike, camp overnight and do some plinking. Was thinking of the pocket wilderness in Dayton, but idk their rules on guns and camping overnight. Anyone else been having fun getting out in the mountains?"}
+{"text":"I dont think I've heard of rattlesnake point. Around where is it at?"}
+{"text":"If the illegal entry way is the one he immediately thinks of then thats probably just one that be reached by foot. With these plateaus out here you honestly really might need to do some bouldering. Get some pics when you go anon!"}
+{"text":"anon, im not going, it's illegal and I don't even know exactly where it is or it could be overgrown it just makes me angry they don't fix up these views that people have enjoyed in the past"}
+{"text":"Hunting season is upon the northern hemisphere what are you hunting this year? any changes in gear? any interesting stories from last year?"}
+{"text":"Actually can anyone recommend me resources to learn and train as a hunter ? I mean I could go out in the wilderness and try to figure it out myself, but are there any books or videos on the subject ? I haven't seen \"educated hunters\" whether irl on online, just guys who go out with a gun and a permit and shoot (sometimes coordinating with each other)"}
+{"text":"Meateater is a pretty good resource for newbies"}
+{"text":"thanks G"}
+{"text":"Mossberg 590S Magpul in FDE, comes threaded for chokes choke tubes + any shotshell compatibility (below 3.5\") would this work as a multiuse shotgun for home defense, backpacking, hunting etc.? I'm thinking of getting this, or an old over-under and using that as a dedicated hunting shotty"}
+{"text":"heres mine time was about 3 weeks ago was fishing at the river behind my house and had a decent fishing day except for one moment was drinking with my rican friend who brought some ribs and casting for catfish i had like about 85 yards out and felt a rumble so im like ill wait for a hit on the hook and then run back and shit well about 10 minutes goes by and its grtting worse like channeling energy to my sphincter i say fuck that im gonna lose it and start reeeling in my line now im struggling to hold this flow in reeling in on a 12 foot pole on 40 lb test with a 4oz weight(nriver has some deep black mud), i knew it was gonna be a bad one god knows 8 seconds into the retreival im probably 40 feet from shore i get a MASSIVE strike and then it happened the force of the fish hitting my hook plus my stance, it must have looked absurb. mind you now, i am wearing swimtrunks (no net) and all this happens in less than a second i instinctely threw back my rod for the hook land, and in the same action release my bowels Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He shit in a deep planter box, where nobody is going to step. No point in using a bag. Dogs just shit wherever they want, that’s why it’s the law for their owners to clean it up (they do it for free) and the ones who don’t are assholes. Most people are at least smart enough to poop somewhere off the beaten trail, so to speak. Even in nature, I roll over a big rock, blast it into the hole, and roll the rock back."}
+{"text":"Perhaps any female hikers would like to share? :-)"}
+{"text":"Can confirm,I dont clean my dogs shit, am an asshole otherwise"}
+{"text":"Day hiking in below freezing weather, snow everywhere. Have to shit, feels like diarrhea. I’m not going to make it to a McDonalds or a gas station. Nobody around, not even dog walkers. Go off far enough I can’t see the trail anymore. Find a small clearing surrounded by bushes for cover and drop a big pile. It’s not diarrhea after all, just a huge pile shaped like a classic turd emoji. Wipe with snow. Do not recommend. About two days later, back on the same trail. Decide to go have a look. It’s been in the teens all week. Expect to find a frosted shitpile. It’s gone, MacReady. My footprints and various animal tracks are all that can be found. My shit is gone. Some animal ate my shit."}
+{"text":"cover up my leavings my leavings leavings Holee shit anon. That is fucking awesome and hilarious."}
+{"text":"be me Practice charting time. take a lot of time taking measurements around my basement. Take measurements back to charting table. Absolutely fucked. Repeat measurements repeat charting. Still fucked. Drop pen in frustration North changes. That was several hours of my life."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that wood toothed nigga named his last ditch defensive point \"fort nessisary\" with the only locked door being on the liquor shack."}
+{"text":"He's just like me"}
+{"text":"Sorry for off-topic but where can a European get himself a legit Cammenga 3H compass? Everything seems to be fake including \"\"\"their\"\"\" Amazon store."}
+{"text":"He was part of the British regiment that fired the first shots of the war at the French."}
+{"text":"Not off topic at all. Idk but now I want to look into that question."}
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+{"text":"Go /p/ro. Want: • Expect criticism regarding your uploads. • /p/ is for photos: so feel free to post them as often as possible, even if \"image unrelated\" to your text. • Use \"Recent Photos\" threads if you are shy or only want to post a small number of photos. • Raw Files which can be collectively edited for discussion of post-processing techniques are encouraged. • Please check the catalogue for similar topic(s) before creating a new thread. Do Not Want: • Go to /wsr/ or /r/ for specific Photoshop requests. • Gear threads are discouraged but permitted. Keep in mind that many users simply hide these threads. Want to learn more? • The /p/ Wiki"}
+{"text":"Why are photography YouTubers so shit? They mostly churn out boring nontent while dressing like a copy of a copy of a copy of someone who thought he might closet cosplay Ansel Adams. Who are they aping? Almost all have the cadence and tone of a best buy sales associate either slowly conniving a golden HDMI cable sale or postponing their suicide on a Sunday evening only since their parents are still alive; with no in-between. I meet smarter and more interesting people IRL at camera club or local stores, so it's not as if this hobby is exclusively for people prescribed Klonopin and SSRIs. Half of them are just talking head slop direct to camera talking about what gear to buy (micro four nerds) The ones that do teardowns and repairs of gear are usually fine, but those aren't exactly photo videos at that point. The only guy that does the \"video of taking photos\" thing I can stand is Nick LoPresti since he doesn't talk like he's constipated, but lately the lack of constipation has become a problem since he's been diarrhea-shitting up my sub box with low-effort commentary videos sitting in front of a green screen. Idk who he's aping there, 2016 twitch? Don't like it, especially one where he and his wife are politisperging about shit like how \"they can't use Google search for inane things because it'll track you\" for what feels like several minutes. Snappiness may be my second favorite even though he looks and talks like a queer (he has kids so I guess he isn't technically). At least he does ridiculous things with cameras that are more interesting than \"I walked and took a photo of something and had some ennui about it\". Also, I hate gxAce with a passion, dead horse of a gimmick beaten into dust at this point. 80% of his videos serve no purpose to the modal viewer since they're just a rain-dance to the corporate marketing teams to get them to send him gear. (Also combining sloppy wet deep-throat glazing prose with an aloof tone is uniquely excruciating to listen to.)"}
+{"text":"They're aping ArtOfTheImage"}
+{"text":"which camera should you buy? Why the one that was made by the people who paid me last or sent me that camera or it's predecessor of course"}
+{"text":"I tried looking up videos about Affinity vs Photoshop/Lightroom before I pay for a subscription and all the videos that came up looked so youtube-horrific I didn't even click on one. I'd rather pay to avoid watching that shit. God fucking damnit I hate social media shit."}
+{"text":"I thought the d'Entremont guy was just some guy with crazy good SEO/algorithm game, then I watched some of his videos and he's like what Ken Rockwell wishes he could be. His advice is obviously aimed at noobs, which is perfectly fine and it's likely why he gets so many views. But man, is he a good communicator and is so good at conveying instructions clearly. And the quality of his photos are top tier so unlike Cockwell, he walks the talk."}
+{"text":"let me teach you about this film stock! my film is five years expired though also I'm pushing it 2 stops also I'm using a red filter"}
+{"text":"three common setups off your head right now Err... Basic 3-point ...Single point? 2-point?"}
+{"text":"If you have a camera with a shitty sensor you can make the image look good if you use enough light. That’s how they made feature films on a fucking cell phone. They nuked the scene with light."}
+{"text":"I always find it a bit funny how so many video and colour guys on youtube all have extremely over done grading in their videos. Incredibly strong diffusion filters too. And they're trying to teach you how to colour grade hehe. I always knew lighting was important, but it really struck me when I took a photo of a sandwich I bought at a market with my old iphone 5. The lighting was just perfect and made the photo look incredible even though it was that shitty little camera."}
+{"text":"Everyone remember: Noise is the absence of light, not a product of ISO."}
+{"text":"Picrelated \"28 days later\" was shot on a digital camera at roughly 480p, Canon XL-1. 3 CCDs with 250k pixels each, 512x492, with usable DV resolution up to 750x492. Something something pixel shift technology. And it looks like a movie. Although the resolution is undoubtedly shite. Never saw it in cinemas so I can't say how bad it looked on a big screen."}
+{"text":"ctrl f: sqt none I'm going to start this one off with a stupider question than usual. Say you were asked to shoot a few wedding shots at the last minute and all you've shot before was rocks, leaves, birds and the odd landscape or building corner... what do? Asking for a friend of course but pls reply quick."}
+{"text":"Is there any gear I should get or techniques I should learn to make videos taken at night look less shitty? (I use a DSLR, 18mm-250mm lens)"}
+{"text":"I would miss the in-between range, 90% of my shooting is 24mm to 75mm, and I only go beyond when I can't get close enough or actually need wider Just depends how you like to shoot, I find going too wide or too telephoto extremely boring"}
+{"text":"Try to find an edge of a cloud and make that as in focus as possible You can make panoramas with anything, why do you think clouds would be an issue? whole site was down for a few weeks last year, exif and stuff was omitted probably as a safety concern going forward I should learn to make videos taken at night look less shitty If you can identify what \"look less shitty\" means, then there are obvious areas for improvement. Is it too noisy? Colors too bad? Too dark? etc. It's like saying this car drives bad, but not elaborating with any actual point of substance."}
+{"text":"why do you think clouds would be an issue? I mostly use automatic stitching in Lightroom or manual control points in AutoPano and I've had issues with softer objects throwing things off and resulting in unfixable ghosting. I guess manual stitching in Photoshop would let me do this by myself, but it also seems like having some general principles to follow would be helpful."}
+{"text":"5″x7″ or 8\"x10″ max. At those dimensions everything is so compressed that it's very hard for anyone to notice any differences. Anything larger than that however and you will in fact start to notice some differences in my experience. But over the years I've actually come to the realization that shooting with my phone gives me a greater sense of confidence and I get closer to the action, which I think leads to more engaging pictures. About the finishes, I prefer more mat appearances."}
+{"text":"I received this exact camera from my family along with some Fujifilm film. And it also has the exact same lens as in the photo... Would it be a good start to learning photography? I know it's not the best camera in the world, but it's the one I have. I have a digital camera, but I don't know... I'd like to see what it's like to photograph in analog."}
+{"text":"camera error edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"I did consider that one but it has a lot of distortion relative to the GM."}
+{"text":"The best Pentax body is a Sony with a Monster Adapter If you really like your Pentax lenses keep the ones you value the most and sell the rest. The 18-35mm and 300mm f/4 will get you a decent chunk of change. K5-II is worth like $250-400, sell and pick up a K-70/KF or a Monster Adapter for your Sony (all roughly the same amount). K10D is worthless, you can buy those <$80 all day long (I bought one off yahooauctions.jp for $20). If you sell those 2 lenses + K5 you'll easily raise $1000 if you're in USA. That said, IMO the a6700 is false economy if you don't need the reach or video capabilities. Why not just go for a a7c/a7iii ($1000-1200) or even a a7iv/a7cii ($1500-1700, lets you run LA-EA5 for A-Mount Minolta/Sony) for a little more? FF lets you run a stop less vs APSC in terms of ISO. a6700 is a chunky camera too for what it is too honestly."}
+{"text":"a7c efcs a7iii old camera by comparison with the a6700, although I have considered it a7iv more than I want to spend on a new body a7cii efcs i also am kinda covetous of the 24mm GM, it seems perfect for me, and im more used to 24mm on APS-C than FF. afaik the 35mm GM is not as great in terms of distortion. I do wanna do macro photography too and I think the a6700's af could help a lot with the right lenses. I had a macro lens for my pentax but goddamn it was frustrating to focus it. same deal with telephoto, beautiful lens and all but useless for anything that moves."}
+{"text":"So? It will just look like this anyways"}
+{"text":"\"Fuck This Captcha\" Edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the notes, it is more than I expected. i was just desaturating and fiddling with the color till I was happy with the result, but I’ll save your post and do more experimenting"}
+{"text":"looks good looks too high contrast worst boomer snapshit of all time"}
+{"text":"Furry Critters Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: Do you prefer color or black and white photography? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Are technical cameras the ultimate endgame?"}
+{"text":"All cameras have compromises and there is no truly perfect camera. I doubt there ever will be. Hence the word 'ideally'"}
+{"text":"Another victory for the 5D mk 2, when will it end..."}
+{"text":"Too big, if you want the perfect ratio usefulness/resolution just buy a medium format they can do 80% of what your picrel can for 600bucks. A RB67 will never break and you can travel with it, it's just at the limit of breaking my twink back. The only thing you won't have for most mediums is the architectural features, but, you can modify them or buy a fuji (but then it's too big for traveling). Also if you want to start this, shoot slide film, it feels magic in medium format. I shot two rolls of E100 in Hong Kong last week I'm waiting for the lab results I'll post it soon"}
+{"text":"no, this is"}
+{"text":"technical... camera? yes please"}
+{"text":"New thread [EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.] Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Pixel CompositionRGBImage OrientationTop, Left-HandColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width1000Image Height667"}
+{"text":"For planetary, you want to use videos instead of images. Software like PIPP will average the best frames of the videos and stack them together in order to make the image. Not bad considering, though."}
+{"text":"composite of 160+ pics I also made a clip using them as video frames"}
+{"text":"That's a cactus photo setup, idiot."}
+{"text":"are the views (visual) as cool as the pics ?"}
+{"text":"Any Aurora man in?"}
+{"text":"Haven't posted in a couple of months but got a few rolls developed recently and I'm slowly going through scanning them. Exif: Leica M3 + Nokton 50mm f.1.5 + Vision3 250D (for the first seven ones), then Aerocolor IV for the remaining four."}
+{"text":"Thanks, bro. I also really enjoy that one."}
+{"text":"He doesn't know voigtlander lenses are optically on par if not better than lenses these days."}
+{"text":"Love the colours in the 250D shots. They don't have a green tint that I see other people get from it. I hate green tints."}
+{"text":"Right? I don't know how OP does it, these are bright and colorful with tasteful halation while any time I shoot vision3 it comes out with weird color cast that can't be easily fixed. Maybe he's using bona-fide ECN2 chemicals or is just better at scanning. I'll stick to gold and ultramax or the de-remjetted vision3, those come out ok."}
+{"text":"Bro did you just post a pic of your mrs on a chins?"}
+{"text":"If I ask some college students to help me model for my photography do I have to pay them or is giving them the pictures for the instagram enough? What is your guys experience in this?"}
+{"text":"It's whatever you all agree to do for compensation. Money, the images, you buy them lunch, whatever."}
+{"text":"... what?"}
+{"text":"Negro you made me google for his books and now I'm in a list somewhere, thank you ya friggin nonce."}
+{"text":"are you gonna whip out your phone to ask claude what to say next every time your turn in conversation comes up in person? you know you'll have to be in the same room as these people at some point, yes?"}
+{"text":"I use Claude AI to write my responses for me"}
+{"text":"I don't want to buy a new flagship every two years. I just want to have a nice pocket camera and keep my midrange for a while. My old olympus pocket camera lasted for almost a decade. Preferably nothing more expensive than $700"}
+{"text":"No :( Sounds like you should just use your phone instead :((("}
+{"text":"i can sing this in my head but i dont remember what its from"}
+{"text":"Digital? Unlikely. If you want to try film, there are many options"}
+{"text":"I want to punch her boobies if you know what I mean"}
+{"text":"Sony ZV-1 not big shots but is a great video camera"}
+{"text":"Took this in berkeley, california at Caesar Chavez Park last year of the golden gate bridge looking 8 miles from the west. x optical astral zoom Minolta bridge camera (pun intended) I had to tweak the iso speed to get the proper lighting. yes, it was a blood red sunset. August-October is the best months to take photos in California due to the golden-light effect is strongest."}
+{"text":"it's not blurry it's soft yeah yeah sure whatever it's true that I've never been there but the thing is I've seen a lot of good pics of this bridge, this one isn't one of them, it's maybe interesting from a technical point of view or from a geographical angle ? (I doubt it, it's just a zoomed pic). just my unfiltered opinion anon don't take it too personally and enjoy your hobby anon. If you want your dick to be sucked by overly positive faggots and never succeed in life just go to Reddit"}
+{"text":"yes, but look hard enough, you can see the blue water. it's not a single mono-chrome. I know what it means. lol you remind me of a script-kiddy \"know it all\" I have been taking photos for years, not a professional however I know how to work the manual aspects of a camera just fine. I have also been online for over 35 years, kid. before there was even an Internet. so don't talk to me about Spez's (aka Steve0) old reddit site. I went to social events he threw at a local park. Why are you so fascinated with dicks and faggots sucking off? you seem to have a lot of experience in that. perhaps you're the reddit nub on here. all I did was post a photo. Critique it if you must but I mean come on, Grow up, Kid."}
+{"text":"probably the cringiest post of the board ggwp"}
+{"text":"4chan is full of immature incels who never got pussy outside of their Moms vagina on the way out. really sad. the first post response is an immature agitator trying to set off OP and managed to do so. Grow up."}
+{"text":"It's just a snapshit though anon, don't be so defensive about it. Here, I took damn near the same photo on the opposite coast. It's not particularly difficult to do or very spectacular."}
+{"text":"Shot on a Bessa R2M with the 35mm f/2 Ultron and a mix of Fuji 100, Provia 100, and Portra 400. Developed at various labs in Tokyo and Osaka, scanned by myself."}
+{"text":"I love the feeling of uncertainty, and the unknown this image gives me."}
+{"text":"Any shot you can give us a higher res of some of these? Awesome set OP."}
+{"text":"Yeah of course, which would you like?"}
+{"text":"posting some photos I took last month"}
+{"text":"so boring"}
+{"text":"Yeah, unfortunately quads of truth. They're nice as keepsakes from travels, and a few would probably be very appreciated by the people on them (, ), but none are particularly visually interesting, don't tell any stories, don't raise any questions. Ok, I do have one question. Where does one find such glam pedestrian crossing signs?"}
+{"text":"This goober kinda looks like me and girl is kinda like my wife Weird Anyway nice pics OP. I think as far as slice of life street/candid pics go they're nice. Not everything has to tell a story imo What gear?"}
+{"text":"I love the white boarders you put on all of these."}
+{"text":"i alert to the whole thread that I have saved these two images and that the rest are just okay in my opinion."}
+{"text":"I like having the extra possible color spaces to work with when I want"}
+{"text":"Can I do this with a non-retarded amount of money?"}
+{"text":"If I remember right the camera I modded and shot that with cost 40€ in local shop new. (Canon PowerShit A800.) I replaced the IR cut filter with one cut from a polyester 780nm IR pass filter which cost around 30€ + postage. Low end PowerShots had thin IR cut filter which could be tossed or replaced. Cameras with a thick builtin filter (low end Nikons?) may need a clear glass replacement to focus properly."}
+{"text":"320x240px dropped"}
+{"text":"amazon lists IR filters for pretty cheap. like under 30$ usd"}
+{"text":"You need more than just a screw on filter anon"}
+{"text":"New Ricoh GRIV Monochrome. What's the verdict? 1800€ / 2200$ built in red filter 25mp apsc 28mm equiv lens very compact and light no evf I want one because my taste in color grading changes every week and I'm so tired of working my way through lightroom presets and settings. It makes life easier. How does the image quality compare with a full frame image converted to b&w?"}
+{"text":"If it's so consumeristic then the sales must be through the roof, right?"}
+{"text":"Can't think of something more consoomerist than paying $50,000 for a manual car with no AC or radio That's what you sound like"}
+{"text":"Uhhh, anon literally every mirror less and dslr is an imagination of a film slr. Dumbass"}
+{"text":"Zoomers like you think all old cameras are the same and the manufacturers milk this A Nikon F5 is night and day difference to an FM or F3"}
+{"text":"apsc pass"}
+{"text":"solves 90% of your color grading problems makes muh colur basedence a complete meme never talked about on this board go figure"}
+{"text":"Didn't know sony made film 50 years ago"}
+{"text":"The snoy schizo shill is still here? Damn, I thought he roped."}
+{"text":"the a7v is only selling well because everyone is desperate to get rid of their a7iv before the shutter fails This burn was so harsh jannies had to delete it before it triggered a snoyshill suicide"}
+{"text":"Ever since snoy mirrorless made photoraphy accessible to retards I kind of agree with you. Before snoi everyone had to learn the basics. How camera works, how to use your body to get better pictures. And then snoy started to make basically point and shoot cameras, users stopped learning, improving themselves. Why should you become better when your camera does all the works? Parallel to automatic and manual gears in cars. People had to turn the gears of car for themselves so they naturally turned their gear in their heads as well. These days the retards with 5000$ worth camera and lens on their hands don't even know how to read distance meter on lens. But they spend their time for watching youtube to find which youtuber's lightroom presets they'll buy. leaf shutter chads we will never lose"}
+{"text":"Before snoi everyone had to learn the basics. How camera works, how to use your body to get better pictures. That's all newer cameras and why shooting old CCD shitters + Pentax made me enjoy photography more You have to actually work for the photo when you have autofocus from 2014 and shit dynamic range and the camera keeps setting the shutter speed/ISO way higher than it needs to be."}
+{"text":"I was hiking last week with my camera and when I reached the summit this couple approached me and asked me if I could take a couple pictures of them and asked me how much it would be. I've never charged for a picture so I said it was free, but they insisted and gave me $20 for like 10 pictures. This left me wondering and I started doing some research. I found out people pay THOUSANDS for shitty wedding pictures, also those shitty car pictures with tons of filters on them, people actually charge money for that stuff. What the heck? does this mean I can actually make money with my camera?"}
+{"text":"This kid paid me $300 for 3 hours of my time. We went around taking pictures of his car. Easiest money I've ever made."}
+{"text":"Yep, you're set for life now. Remember us, anon."}
+{"text":"If it werent for normies mirrorless wouldnt sell and we’d all still shoot film Do normies hate DSLR and film?"}
+{"text":"also those shitty car pictures with tons of filters on them, people actually charge money for that stuff. Hohoho boy do they"}
+{"text":"I have similar memory Be me Roaming around club street or something at night Entrance room before a public toilettes, funky graffiti Owooooo im gonna street shooooot Some mildly drunk middle eastern? or spanish dude exits from the toilettes He notices me and i let him move along first but he insists Ohh take picture me! picture me! So we go a 5 minutes photography session around the entrance and near stair Download the pics to my phone via app, send the pics via airdrop He asks me how much for the pictures? I say no money He says thank you a dozen times Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Random photos from my DSLR taken with a redscale filter on it. not true film redscale, but one day i might do that."}
+{"text":"Y'know what? It's neat. What do you set the white balance to for this? Or are you just leaving it on auto?"}
+{"text":"This reminds me that I bought a set of glass color filters with a front lens mount that will let you use up to three at a time. Maybe it's time to bring it out."}
+{"text":"4chan scrubs metadata, including rotation info, so your images need to have their pixels rearranged to upload in the correct orientation"}
+{"text":"I have way better gear but this little fucker has become a great companion for vlogging, even with all the drawbacks Do you have a favorite flawed piece of gear?"}
+{"text":"There are kits that replace the lens with a M43 mount."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of my Pentax Q with the K mount adapter."}
+{"text":"ahh yes, the ribcage"}
+{"text":"I use it in b&w (and blast iso), like a little GR 4 mono. no one ever sees me take the photo"}
+{"text":"noice mangg"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread Image Limit Reached: Incidental Northern Mocking bird outside my balcony. Didn't have a picture of one yet."}
+{"text":"i don;t regret not getting the sony as you would need to spend more money on another lens to cover 18 70 mm range and changing lenses is a pain in the ass, as i found out a couple of days ago in -13*C. so i said fuck it and shoot everything with the tamron. if you are going for some niche segment like birding go for best sharpness and reach. if you want an every day lens that does an \"ok/good enough for me\" job get the tamron. also you will quick find out that 300 - 350 reach is not enough"}
+{"text":"pics are sooc as i have no ideea wtf i m doing in lrc"}
+{"text":"online reviews say is not that sharp at 300. max sharpnes is 100-200 at f8-f11. all pics posted are at 300 f6.3 using af on bird eyes"}
+{"text":"here i ve tryied using manual focus and failed"}
+{"text":"How does /p/ feel about zines? They seem fun. You print your stuff, distribute it however you want, and people look at it. They might toss it in the trash but at least you made an impression. You can make them for pretty cheap. I made some lo-fi DIY-style ones with my visual art at home using just an inkjet printer, and I've been dropping them in random places for people to find. Anyone ever make zines?"}
+{"text":"Slick! Lots of white space. That printing looks really crisp for being on regular matte paper. Are you satisfied with how it turned out?"}
+{"text":"Yes, It's pretty good for the price. Maybe I'd like denser paper for my next project."}
+{"text":"And thank you! (Sorry for the faulty orientation, I thought I corrected it)."}
+{"text":"Rate my snapshits"}
+{"text":"a bit Washed Out. turn the lighting down and view make slight adjustments until you know what looks closest to the real image"}
+{"text":"Gonna steal some of these photos"}
+{"text":"Awesome, but let me know what you liked so I know what to shoot more of."}
+{"text":"i keep coming back to this one, composition is unsettling in a good way, like you're looking through the eyes of something in the woods stalking the townsfolk"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Are rangefinders just point-and-shoot snapshitters with slightly more adjustability? I'm entertaining the idea of a smaller film camera but looking at pics taken by them and what they offer they seem like a glorified p&s. Am I missing something here?"}
+{"text":"I recently bought a Canon P because it was really cheap and I already know how to fix them (they're easy to work on). It's such a beautiful camera, both to look at and to work on, but I dunno, I think I just don't like rangefinder cameras. I only got a few shots into a roll and ended up rewinding it and finishing it in another camera. I just find an SLR so much easier to work with."}
+{"text":"Rangefinders are a fucking joke and I laugh hard at boomers who claim it's \"real\" photography. Nigga, you can't even SEE THE REAL FRAMING of your shot"}
+{"text":"I bought a 35SP and the light meter isn't working. I tried to fix it but had no luck. Should I try to get it fixed or should I just go with vibes-based lighting?"}
+{"text":"Who is claiming that only rangefinders are real photography? There are a few benefits of using a rangefinder: Shorter flange distance can mean sharper lenses when compared with SLRs, though this also depends on the specific lens. Less noise/vibration when taking a shot than some (especially older) SLR's. The vibration from mirror slap can reduce sharpness in photos, especially on older SLRs where dampers for the mirror may not be present or have deteriorated, see Nikon F. This is not an issue rangefinders suffer from. Also a quieter shutter can be useful in some circumstances. Being able to see your subject through the viewfinder before they are in frame. Obviously this only applies when using focal lengths narrower than the outer-most frame lines in your finder, so it's not always applicable. Generally easier to work on, fewer moving parts than an SLR due to not having the mirror mechanism. Everything else is either the same or a downside."}
+{"text":"I am going to buy one as soon as they hit the market in early Novemeber. I hope I get the 1987 edition. It's fire. Which one are you hoping to score? You are going to be getting one right /p/? You aren't gonna be a contrarian try hard no Charmera /p/haggot are you /p/? ISHYDDT"}
+{"text":"can you just make them with 3D printers and your own negatives using acetate and some kind of solution? wouldn't that be a funner fad?"}
+{"text":"Interesting, this is good that you can set the date on the camera. I was looking at another keychain camera with the same guts as this one, except mimics the appearance of a Fuji X100. That one had the .txt date file so maybe different firmwares like you said. How is video on the G6? I saw a video on youtube comparing them, the colors are much nicer than the Charmera's but the G6 sample footage dropped frames every 2 seconds ruining the whole point of video. Does yours drop frames too?"}
+{"text":"I'm no video expert at all but at least in poor indoor light looks pretty jumpy to me. Like a lot of frames are doubled. The sdhc card I'm using should be fast enough."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's unfortunate. Probably the chipset is too slow or something wasn't set correctly in firmware. I have a similar Chinacam that takes 320x240 video and it has the same problem."}
+{"text":"Fun Fact: the radioactive fallout From Nevada destroyed the fresh stock long ago. every time they created new stock it found its way into their processing plant. it was one of the reasons tech lead to digital photography. because of NTS Nevada and 900 tests of nukes that just by chance, the fallout cloud kept making its way to their plant via the jet stream pattern that took it straight there. Dayton Ohio. Film is Dead for a reason. it also turns orange over time."}
+{"text":"I'm really lost on how much sensor size matters, because while I read tons of gear stuff here and the most detailed explanations, in reality the photos taken with a small sensor still look good to me because it's about composition, feelings, emotion, subjects and things like that. So what's the deal with sensor sizes"}
+{"text":"this is HYPERKINO"}
+{"text":"Any proof? Take digicam with 1mpix sensor, take photo with DSLR, resize to 1mpix and compare."}
+{"text":"Unironic techlet. AI needs good quality input data to work properly. Sensor size affects the quantity and quality of said data (light). How can the AI process an image where half of it is noise and blur?"}
+{"text":"Its the only specification that matters. Everything else only concerns pixel peepers, extreme edits (ie: fixing sony colors), people who expose for lightbulbs and the core of the sun. Bigger sensor = better tonality and more natural DOF falloff"}
+{"text":"all that matters is what bots and browns on social media think What a sad life you life. Forever servile to people you will never meet. you can still take some good photos for instagram cant shoot a family portrait indoors without flash but you could do a midday building corner and raj and his 100 bot accounts would “like” it!"}
+{"text":"5.4 is out, what do we think bros?"}
+{"text":"i own capture one and never cared. it was like $200. AI denoise? tacky and tasteless, just grain vs sharpened inpainted mush. its for birds and weddings yknow. fucking 5dII at ISO 12800 still looks better than 35mm film but maybe LR renders noise worse. ive heard its sharper and more obnoxious instead of soft and creamy like film."}
+{"text":"He seeks gainful employment from photography and editing in 2013+13, the year of AI rofl"}
+{"text":"After playing around with 5.4 today after being on 5.0 for a while, AgX is laid out and works in such a way that the slider controls feel way more intuitive and understandable than s*gmoid's shitshow, and results superior to filmic. I'm able to get to a workable photo much quicker. Neat."}
+{"text":"Holy shit you're right, this is actually usable. If the shills could just shift from \"the colors aren't shit it's supposed to look like that\" to \"the colors were shit but we fixed it now\" they'd have a lot better success."}
+{"text":"quick comparison filmic vs AGx, processing is identical except changed filmic to AGx and fiddled the AGx sliders a bit Kind of subtle side by side but makes a huge difference, the filmic is just generally unpleasant"}
+{"text":"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: Do you develop yourself or let a lab do it for you? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"How would you have added a sense of weight? Is an entire structure being held up by a cracking egg not enough? Im also curious why you mentioned the cable in the background and still thought it was laying on the ground. How does that even make sense?"}
+{"text":"How would you have added a sense of weight? Is an entire structure being held up by a cracking egg not enough? It just doesn't feel like it is held up by the egg. The top brick just looks like it's resting on the right-most brick, making a safe shelter for the egg, rather than putting it in danger. Also the composition feels very static, being framed on top and bottom with horizontal bricks, and left corner, adding a right angle. Even with the two slanted bricks, it exudes stability, rather than peril and impending doom. Im also curious why you mentioned the cable in the background and still thought it was laying on the ground. How does that even make sense? I think my initial impression of it being top-down was so strong that I just didn't connect the two facts. Want thinking much about desu, the cable didn't seem too out of place in a pile of rubble."}
+{"text":"There's really no point when you continue to demonstrate your inability to even look at a picture and ignore important and fairly obvious details in that image. The egg is getting visibly crushed and cracked and your feelings are telling you it is safe lol. cmon bro..."}
+{"text":"Nothing in the picture tells me that the egg is being crushed. What I see when I look at it is a static, stable structure. This is my honest opinion as a viewer, but feel free to disregard it, you do you."}
+{"text":"Here are some shots with people i did. Posting since i moved those in a folder on my dektop recently..might grab some more.."}
+{"text":"Is that a real job? Maybe have to be a doctor or an engineer or an astronaut if you want to take pictures"}
+{"text":"clutter its a plant bro and of all the things one could with with a plant like that and a person, its one of the more mediocre photos somehow nice photos, dude."}
+{"text":"I mean visual clutter. But really happy you chimed in just for this."}
+{"text":"nothing is in focus Inb4 \"that's the point\""}
+{"text":"Yeah they already jumped me for that saying that"}
+{"text":"Both of these images were taken with a Sony Mavica."}
+{"text":"Scotti made that towel dispenser"}
+{"text":"I wish I could have been in the Woolsworth building that day at the top and had a 4k or 8k Digital Camera with 120 zoom that doesn't exist. Like a Coolpix P1100 or a change out 800mm or higher. this way you could have seen more details to say whether squibs were truly used or not. but such cameras outside of real film didn't exist. the other thing is showing up 2 weeks prior where all kinds of funny construction just happened to be going on with floors closed down. hide a camera and record their conversation. the Art Students from Israel as well I dont blame Israel but im pretty sure Israeli Secret service and the CIA helped the Sauds pull shit faggot shit off. You calling me a liar? PS nice shots for the shit cameras they had back then"}
+{"text":"I've thought about being there with my camera so many times it's unreasonable. It's the only nearby event worth taking a picture of in my lifetime, and it had to happen while we were in an awkward in-between period for imaging. Some of the only footage from inside the towers was taken on early 0.3mp webcams and abysmal 2001 camera phones. It's priceless but complete shit quality."}
+{"text":"Because its hard to be certain he actually did anything wrong. If he was found guilty, just shoot him. Torture does nothing, and usually leads to them just saying whatever in order to make the pain stop. False confessions, fake info etc. Basically no one wins and its completely inhumane and regarded."}
+{"text":"Basically no one wins False, lot of the time the guy holding the bucket of water is enjoying it."}
+{"text":"started looking at photos i shot back in 2008-2010ish and decided to do a dump."}
+{"text":"Lovely thread, colors in particular are really pleasant. I'd offer more critique but I suck Highlights Most of them really Was in vancouver in 2012 for a few months internship at UBC wish I could go back there, thanks for bringing some of the memories back"}
+{"text":"Oh nice, I really like FP4 especially pushed to 400. Never used Pyro, been mainly using Kodak Tmax developer. I'm sure it'll play well with Pyro too. These were all scanned with a mix of a Nikon Super Coolscan 9000ED and a shitty Canon flatbed. I scan now with a Sony a7 and macro lens, wayyyy quicker with better results. Thanks anon, appreciate your comments. Get some colour film and have fun! I don't shoot it anymore, bw film tickles the itch for me now. Thanks anon <3. I enjoy playing with scale a quite a bit for sure. Probably because it essentially was, given it was a Canon flatbed from the early 2000s. I want to move back regardless, miss it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Great thread and lovely photos. What were these taken on? I scan now with a Sony a7 and macro lens Even med format? Seems so clumsy to stitching several photos together of the same frame. I do 135 with a macro adapter and 120 on a flatbed for now."}
+{"text":"Hey thanks! The 6x6 is a mix of Bronica SQ-A and Mamiya 6. The 135 is a mix of Canon AE-1P and Stylus Epic. I don't really shoot 6x6 anymore. I do scan 120 rarely and don't find stitching necessary. I've printed up to 16\"x16\" from single frame scans of 120 that look great."}
+{"text":"This one is wonderful"}
+{"text":"Could anyone give me a noob intro to editing and color grading photos? I have no idea what I'm doing."}
+{"text":"Thank you, anon. But why do half of this guys photos look like this?"}
+{"text":"That's just his stylized artwork. Notice the skillful color balance. If you dig a little deeper you'll see less stylized pieces of art he has masterfully created."}
+{"text":"he was 100 years ahead of his time in 1999 and he's still 100 years ahead of his time today. but seriously, what do you mean you have no idea? like technical aspects of the program you're using? plenty of autists make youtube tutorials for ever program under the sun to understand the basics. or do you mean you don't know what's \"right?\" because there is no right or wrong beyond what you (or your client) want from the image. your OP image for instance doesn't seem to have an obvious color cast and the contrast seems reasonable, which means you're doing fine for 95%+ of applications where you'd be taking a photo imo. if you or your client want a specific look its mostly about defining that look and making it consistent between images, which aside from controlling things in camera to create consistency is basically just a matter of finding a look you or the client like and then (honestly probably through a lot of trial and error initially) bringing the images you're going to use in line with that look. if you're talking video I'm clueless so maybe someone else can answer as to that"}
+{"text":"if it looks good to you thats what matters dont pay for some hack youtubers edit colors"}
+{"text":"I have no idea what I'm doing. Good. The first and last word on editing and color grading is \"the eye is the final judge.\""}
+{"text":"What's /p/'s opinion on one of the most viewed (online) photographers? Sex And Takeout is an ongoing viral series on the unnecessary and unkind social boundaries and cultural taboos forced upon women’s bodies. By indulging in sex and junk food, Bahbah proposes a celebration of the self. Inspired by her personal battle with disordered eating, Sex And Takeout is a declaration of overcoming guilt and shame. Through this series, Bahbah unpacks expectations of femininity and challenges her own standards of beauty."}
+{"text":"uh no self destruction is feminist and dog pics are bad because theyre wholesome and dont give me a boner in fact i am so confused by people who take photos of dogs and cats that i think they must want to fuck them. i literally can not comprehend anyone having non sexual thoughts about a warm body so i call better photographers than me dog rapists every chance i get. t."}
+{"text":"What's wrong with this photo? It seems fine to me. I could see it in playboy. this is a good photo. BUT It looks like a stock photo for some article about food play during sex."}
+{"text":"Eating garbage \"food\" in excess, without any cultural occasion, tradition, or symbolism but \"STOP! TELLING! WOMEN! NOT! TO! GET! FAT!\" (read in the claps) is not a celebration of the self. It is degenerated behavior for anyone over the age of 16, regardless of race, religion or culture. Most of these women (at least the ones posted) are a healthy weight Only 2 are fat."}
+{"text":"and soldiers in propaganda are fit, healthy, and happy its just vice propaganda targeted at women the world does not need whisky and marlboros woman it needs whisky and marlboros man to take a hike"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the Black Series by the Mondogo Collective out of Argentina."}
+{"text":"After much positive feedback to the /m43/ general I re-thought the whole thing. Why limit to one mount if the defining defining feature is the aspect ratio? Let's have a /4:3/ general for all the based chads who shoot in 4:3 ratio! Welcome: Everyone whose system shoots natively in 4:3! Also welcome: Those who accept the superiority of 4:3 and crop their 3:2 (cringe) images to the 4:3 (based) ratio. Not welcome: Everyone else. Topic of the first /4:3/ general ever: Are 5:4 and 6:7 based, too? Or are they just tryhard? Discuss!"}
+{"text":"here, a phone photo"}
+{"text":"Yet another"}
+{"text":"Another one"}
+{"text":"And here, the last phone photo"}
+{"text":"Conclusion: I really like the 4:3 format and am glad, that smartphones also have this sensor ratio. For me 5:4 is also a top contender, but so far, I took better pictures with the 4:3 and 3:2 format. Maybe it is really how the format influences the choice of composition. With 1:1 and 4:3 it is quite easy to make a pleasing composition. I‘d really like to try 7:6 someday…"}
+{"text":"It's 2026 - here are my new years' resolutions: I'm going to leave this godforsaken board. This is a fucking highly negative place infested by gearfags, chartfags and the mentally ill. This board sucks all the joy out of the hobby. A bucket of crabs so to speak. I'm also going to leave all other photography related forums and communities. It's full with nophoto assfags who are just frustrated at their own lack of photographic skill and try to pull down everyone and anyone to their own level of incompetence. Cya fuckers. As a parting gift I'm giving you a bunch of shitty firework pictures."}
+{"text":"people who take good photos the first time every time and know how to use a camera? lame. just because people are willing to pay you doesnt mean you’re better than me, the secret king! kek"}
+{"text":"le motte and bailey Not to say I think these are good photographers, but I'm talking about the Many from your statistics who photograph people and things they don't care about to earn a living"}
+{"text":"Learning the technical side is so easy it's not even a protected trade anywhere"}
+{"text":"Right thats why you’re so successful at it"}
+{"text":"Status report on Syrian bro?"}
+{"text":"What's a man got to do to optimise prime lenses here? I want to take reasonably good photos without breaking the bank but I feel like I'm getting bogged down by the maths. Will I always be held back by this unexceptional camera or is it perfectly capable if you're not a retard?"}
+{"text":"homie you're just new lol keep shooting and you'll get quicker."}
+{"text":"oh dick pics for sure"}
+{"text":"Most of what you're saying means nothing. Take the photo in whatever way makes you happy. The gear itself is perfectly serviceable with reasonably high sharpness and clarity from that lens. Shooting at f/2.8 or below will give you less ideal results but at f/4 and above the 50mm is a great performer. Sure you could get a nicer body for like $100-200 but that's up to you. I feel like it or me is just not responsive enough that by the time I figure out the focal lengths, the lighting, the shutter speed, the aperture I miss the moment and the photograph is dark and blurry anyway Take the fucking camera off of M mode. You don't get bonus points for making it harder on yourself. Stick the thing on Program or Av mode. Program might make more sense for you now since you're struggling but I like Av mode for most use cases as you still have full control over your DoF. Program mode does the work for you. You can still mess with parameters by 'adjusting the program' with your control wheel, it will just move your aperture and shutter speed around. Set your ISO to something that allows you to keep your shutter speed reasonably high like 1/125th. Buying more expensive gear only gives you more controls like a rear dial or a joystick or whatever. Useful but not mandatory to take good photos."}
+{"text":"muh maths Nigga you don't even have the photography vocabulary to verbalize why you think you suck right now. Just search for a free photography course for beginners on youtube and start from there. You don't need to be a wizard to be able to shoot manual, just a bare minimum knowledge of exposure triangle and your camera's interface. And honestly if you can't figure this shit out with a T7 give up, you'll never make it, there's people still rawdogging T3is with the kit lens and doing just fine."}
+{"text":"Give me your most abstract images related to cameras."}
+{"text":"Can we please have dogs licking cameras."}
+{"text":"The peanut butter is perfect. Just skip the bread and bring in a dog."}
+{"text":"WHY ITS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE AAAAAAAAH Oh its a Leica III,forget it."}
+{"text":"dat sexy nazi SS serial number! Want!"}
+{"text":"Why do some people genuinely not see photography as art? It has existed for over 150 years, yet people still see it as nothing more than a reproduction of a subject. We live in an age of images, where our culture is steeped in the ubiquity of photography; the camera is inside everyone's phones, and proliferates on every app. Keep that in mind when you realise that a good photograph is hard to come by; despite an inundation of images, a truly beautiful piece of art, a stunning photograph, is harder to grasp. A photographer only hopes to make about one or two genuinely good photograph in their lifetime. But even if we narrow our assessment of photography to people who buy the right gear (film cameras, full frame cameras, mirrorless cameras, ecosystems of lenses), we find another issue. How many people in the photography community can even take a masterful photograph? The worst thing I see in hobbyist photography is not necessarily a lack of passion, but a lack of vision. A family snapshot with low technical skill is only interesting to the person who took it. You can find people on Lomography, Instagram, Discord, or Reddit just post photographs that boil down to these elements: lack of detail or sharpness tonally flat (i.e., no tone splitting, no contrast between highlights and shadows) no choice in colour or tones no pre-production elements that would convey vision or ideas centre-shot no forethought about depth of field, especially if someone is just using the same aperture all day like Sunny 16 noisy or grainy for no reason no meaningful use of negative space no sense of narrative flat with no sense of visual hierarchy (i.e., how your eye is supposed to be guided, from point to point) no ambiguity, so the photo is obviously just about a particular theme or subject"}
+{"text":"With dogshit like this as competition its no wonder people like garry winogrand could succeed"}
+{"text":"See"}
+{"text":"history remembered the winner even with far, far better and more known works than the tree snapshit… weston did not define photography going forward bresson did winogrand did this is for a reason and its not a mass failure or a conspiracy"}
+{"text":"Yeah, just like your favorite genre, pop music."}
+{"text":"a lot of older music considered fine art now was once just popular. in fact, some of it was loathed and accused of being degenerate, simple, and raunchy. much of new music prescribed as art now is overly pretentious junk, pointlessly convoluted and abstracted so people who aren’t intelligent but are in the know can pretend to be “cultured” to compensate for a total absence of intellect and ability. it will all be forgotten. this pattern repeats often"}
+{"text":"Have you ever exhibited your work at a gallery?"}
+{"text":"Was it a series or just works you made?"}
+{"text":"actually the whole show was works i made, includind some hastily made supershort videos. got roped into a sort of research trip with some peeps. made a bunch of cool images from the time. they made a show based off my work. it helped them more than me, but hey, at least one show in new york i guess, right?"}
+{"text":"I got one my photos (a shitty one) in a communal gallery. I didn't even went to see it"}
+{"text":"anon had an exhibition in NYC thinks he didn't make it Anon that's legitimately sick even if nothing came of it for you. There are hordes of people who look at that as a dream come true. Be proud of yourself, there's enough hate and faggotry otb."}
+{"text":"Not outside of like school / student stuff. Some of my images are up at venues or being used as marketing materials, but that's closest I've been. I don't think I really have a body of work tailored towards an exhibit. Went to 5hoe's exhibit when he promoted it here, like +15 years ago."}
+{"text":"Your photo must be at least 5 years old. If you are new to photography - share the oldest you got."}
+{"text":"lol I feel that I’m still stuck in there… not much have changed since"}
+{"text":"they use us in these captures. it has to be. but what in the flying fuck would need such translations? and fuck me twice on mondays, this fucking captcha expired quickly! fuck you, 4chan coin shoveling fuckface cuntassniggers from hell."}
+{"text":"first was in amsterdam. friends of mine gave it to me for my 30th birthday. 2nd was with my ex-gf in croatia. was a nice trip."}
+{"text":"all around 2014 to 2018"}
+{"text":"shit wrong image"}
+{"text":"shes just like me bros"}
+{"text":"Nothing here that Anne Leibowitz didn't do 45 or 50 years ago"}
+{"text":"Leibowitz did easy casual snapshit photography? Why are they so famous then? They knew a guy who knew a guy?"}
+{"text":"Can we agree that almost any modern digital camera takes \"good\" photos (with the obvious exception of Micro 4/3)?"}
+{"text":"I've gotten an estimated 600MP of resolution from a flatbed scan of an 8x10 negative. Ive seen a wetplate tested to get over 1000MP. Does this make a difference on an 8x10 contact print or wetplate? Absolutely and it is called tonality."}
+{"text":"SEXY. But for what purpose would you do this? You need so much light for LF for any sort of DoF. Unless of course... there's a complementary off-camera handheld sodium-bulb flash which is based beyond all measure. I've gotten an estimated 600MP of resolution from a flatbed scan of an 8x10 negative Surely this is just complete overkill right? Analogue processes might benefit if you're enlarging prints to... ungoldly sizes, but scanning only benefits up to maybe 8k and slightly beyond unless you're literally just peeping individual pixels. Maybe for insane resolution landscapes?"}
+{"text":"Complaining about choosing to not delete a photo on /p/."}
+{"text":"The sinar handy only supports up to a 135mm lens(I think) with a 65mm being the most common. You can totally do zone focus with 65mm. There's a very expensive 47mm lens you can get that covers 4x5 as well. Lots of silly/fun use cases and I think it's sort of wasteful not going for gold with large format, but the camera is a fun one to use and very compact for large format. It has a ground glass in the back, so you could take it hiking to save tons of weight and space. Idk what their intended purpose was when they were made. Maybe architecture or something.. People will call me schizo, but if you compare a grain free 8x10 print made with enlarged 35mm film and an 8x10 contact print you will see an obvious image quality difference in the two prints. There are also 8x10 enlargers that you could make gigantic grain free prints with, but it is a very difficult and expensive process. If you're talking about the scan being so huge then yeah it's just overkill, but it can be useful if you're autistic about your technique and want to learn what you did right/wrong."}
+{"text":"\"Merry Blobmas\" Edition. Previously:"}
+{"text":"Max image limit. New thread"}
+{"text":"You're nearly a month late..."}
+{"text":"twss"}
+{"text":"dead bambis, sad"}
+{"text":"what happened"}
+{"text":"What's the secret to digital b&w photography?"}
+{"text":"Black and white is for when the colors of what you're photographing are ugly."}
+{"text":"just dodge and burn, bro brutal"}
+{"text":"The colors of things directly influence how good a b&w photo come out though Baby turd green just gets converted into a lighter shade of grey (you are using your yellow filter right anon?)"}
+{"text":"Thing is, human eyes can adjust lacking dark areas with imagination but can't do it on highlights well..."}
+{"text":"colors still matter and how you set up contrast is usually what makes it look good imho"}
+{"text":"contribute mostly wanted to experiment with the 'natural' setting on the K10D I think I used -2 saturation, 0 contrast, +1 sharpening but I adjusted it here and there I also played with color correction in the WB but it wasn't too great also, /digishit/ general bread"}
+{"text":"fujifilm finepix S5200 got at thrift store for 10 dollars"}
+{"text":"That camera requires lots of exposure compensation. It has a tendency of underexposing without a constant +0.5...+1.5 EV compensation. I had one."}
+{"text":"literally no digital camera not even the state of the art 2025 cameras can surpass LF kodachrome How? isnt technology supposed to get better with time?"}
+{"text":"the old kodachrome was basically iso 10, so most of these large format shots have like kilowatts of lights blasting the subjects. anyway i do agree, nothing looks quite like it, even the 60s/70s 35mm koadchrome photos just have something special about them - no \"preset\" will ever capture that, and definitely no fuji recipe lol..."}
+{"text":"Yet another Kodachrome thread where nobody realizes there is artificial light and reflectors that are contributing to muh Kodachrome look. Dumbasses"}
+{"text":"literally one post above"}
+{"text":"you can tell how bright that was from the shadow edges"}
+{"text":"Random photos you took at night"}
+{"text":"Took this with a Minolta Astro Zoom, 7 miles away. 1200mm"}
+{"text":"the city is so crazy at night they say the city never sleeps but there is so much wasted life all around"}
+{"text":"Been shooting photos forever and think it's time to buy a modernism digital camera. Currently own an original Sony 7 that's starting to show it's age. Looking for a small-ish, used, interchangeable lens camera to 'upgrade' to. I'll be using it as a general EDC walk around but also to shoot professional architecture photos. Must haves: BSI sensor as a main reason for me to shoot digital is for low light performance tilty screen that can flip down (NOT out to the side) SS dial Cost <$1500cal Things I don't care about AF performance Video Menus"}
+{"text":"Ya but the trees in the background are neither here nor there and ruin your shot"}
+{"text":"Well, wound up buying a Nikon refurbished Z5 still in box with 3 year warranty for $600. Seems like a crazy value and ticks almost all the boxes for me. Thanks for following my blog"}
+{"text":"Homie it's literally an anagram of the Bliss wallpaper. The trees add to it."}
+{"text":"The trees look sloppy to me, homie"}
+{"text":"You're both blisslets."}
+{"text":"Well I ordered a used Fujifilm GFX 100s for 3k and the Gf 50mm f3.5 for a little over 600$. I've been doing a series of suburban/urban landscapes late at night and was previously shooting with a Nikon z7ii and the 35mm f1.4 and Voigtlander Nokton 40mm. I think the 50mm should be a pretty good light weight option but I was also looking at adapting some pentax 645 and Mamiya glass. I've also heard the Mitakon 65mm f1.4 is pretty good. Any suggestions or tips for someone who hasn't ever shot digital medium format?"}
+{"text":"If you are looking for sharp lenses, GF ones are the way to go. For me it was too clinical and I've ended up using adopted glass on GFX. I believe for landscapes it will be good. As for static subjects and tripod operations - adopting glass could be an option. GFX raw's are super flexible so without problem you can use \"film profiles\" to match style of your previous work using filmstock."}
+{"text":"Old school photographer here Contax, Hasselblad now Canon 6D Mark II I keep wanting to go down that rabbit hole you're looking looking at but I keep wondering if it's worth my time anymore."}
+{"text":"cont For 35mm, got a 15mm, 28mm f2.0 ,35 f2.8 PC, 50mm 1.4, 85mm f1.2mm and 28-85mm zeiss in CY Mount, used to own a 200mm f3.5 Zeiss and 180mmf3.4 Angenuiex. The Zeiss zoom and their 200 mm are okay but kind of underwhelming for the price, the 180mm f3.4 I regret selling. For Canon, I have the 24-105 ii, the 24-70 2.8 ii, 70-200 f2.8 ii, 200mm f1.8 ii, 1.4X iii, 2X ii, and the 300mmf2.0 and 600mm f4.0 pair of Nikkors with adapters. The 200 mm Canon is amazingly sharp and nice to use, just heavy as hell. Nearly 4 kg, it must be solid metal and glass inside and it has almost useless tripod foot so I bought one from really right stuff that you can use as a palm holder. The two Nikkors are very heavy especially the 600. The 300 I can just barely use on a monopod or propped up on a stump. It has an interchangeable PL mount for Motion Pictures and I have loaned it out for that. It produces beautiful dramatic silhouettes, it was used in the final long shot at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last crusade. I have an amazing photograph of a bighorn sheep in Northern British Columbia I got with it it was on a magazine cover. I find I've been doing a lot of snap shitting with my Canon 6D Mark II, as I tend to use the zooms and it makes me lazy and not really want to find a great vantage point rather than just framing the subject with the zoom. For Hasselblad, I have a 500 C/M, a 903 SWC, 50mm f4 FLE, 60mmf3.5, 80mm f2.8 chrome Tstar, 100mm 3.5, 120mm f4 Macro, 250mm f5.6 chrome, 250mm f5.6 SA, and a 1000mm f5.6 Zeiss with its Rollei mount I keep thinking I wanted gfx but I'm still disappointed with Contax and Hasselblad shitting the bed on their first attempts at the digital Market. Both of them needed you to buy their new lens mounts for old lens designs. Absolute bullshit. 21MM 2.8 zeiss in Canon mount is my only DSLR lens fixed focal length I own As much as I like fuji, I find they're ergonomics on there cameras a bit puzzling."}
+{"text":"One of my favorite lenses to use is my 250 mm Sonnar from my Hasselblad. Great at portraits and wildlife, have an amazing photograph of a pileated woodpecker from about 10 ft away. Abysmally long close Focus though. The 250mm SA is a nice lens when you need resolution but otherwise just doesn't work as nicely. The 100mm is very sharp compared to the 80 mm and a slightly longer focal length flattens perspective nicely"}
+{"text":"One of my earliest 50mm Hasselblad photos. If it looks familiar it might be because Chris Carter used this building as a set piece for one of the early X-Files episodes. You saw my work at a gallery and got my information on where it photographed all the industrial buildings including the one with the pivotal Mothership scene at the Britannia Beach mine"}
+{"text":"So is everyone using Lightroom or what? I already have Affinity 2 and would like something with a permanent license for library as well."}
+{"text":"least retarded rawtheraPEE user"}
+{"text":"what's the current meta on pirating lightroom for windows? do i have to use one of the versions from 10 years ago, or can i get one of the recent ones without downloading ransomware?"}
+{"text":"Your schizophernia is reaching unfathomable levels."}
+{"text":"Luminar Neo is shit, I used it for like 10min on my tablet. Luminar4 and Aurora on my Mac are bloody brilliant"}
+{"text":"this guy singlehandedly sold me on darktable"}
+{"text":"I went out on the streets late and took some photos tonight with this phone, here they are.."}
+{"text":"and if there weren't cctv?"}
+{"text":"Loved the first one"}
+{"text":"Wtf happened to this place. This are garbage man. Blurry, out of focus, underexposed and not the landscape ones aren't even level. Using old gear is fine but you need to work within its limitations. This camera needs daylight."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"2025 Halloween in Itaewon and Hongdae, Korea 10/31~11/1 Out of focus edition 1/100 And if you have some from the halloween you would like to share, please do."}
+{"text":"hah thanks"}
+{"text":"Stop being mean."}
+{"text":"why is her hairline so far back?"}
+{"text":"Has anyone got experience editing their photographs for print? I trialled a few papers and found I like Ilford Smooth Pearl because it's best for a range of global adjustments, even if it's a bit too shiny. If you have printed, how many times did you have to print to get what you wanted? If I want to sell prints, should I just accept this is going to be a big learning curve? So many papers change how the photograph comes out and it's not an exact science. Postproduction is as much an artform as capturing an image with the camera. I'd love to hear what you have worked on and what you learned. I feel a bit in the dark but will probably realise what I want from my prints in the future. Some people can look at a print and immediately what is wrong with it, but my eyes still need some time to adjust while I learn."}
+{"text":"go to a shop where the printer will sit with you for a few minutes and go over your pictures, showing you what they look like on their calibrated equipment. when you decide what look you like, bring them the rest of your files and they will edit them for print."}
+{"text":"I go to the big box store here and order it on the one kind of fujifilm paper they offer in lustre finish (also the only on offer) and it comes out great. There are no real alternatives untill you go to botique printing shops that'll assfuck you for price because the only people who can afford the hobby are normally rich Eastern Suburbs boomers. Anyway, NR Go lighter on lumainance NR than you'd normally accept for digital. Chroma NR should be basically the same though. Noise is hidden decently by the ink printing compared to digital viewing especially since you can't zoom in. Exposure Underexposed sections are exaccerbated (i've tried 5 different shops and this has been constant, ymmv) so you're better off lifting the shadows a fraction more than you'd be happy for digital. The extra noise is hidden rather well by the ink as above. Sharpening Edit for digital viewing as normal, then do another unsharp mask pass specifically for printing; it should look slightly too crunchy on a screen but the purpose is to overcome the micro-smearing from the ink. This can take some trial and error, as you can absolutely still oversharpen and it'll look like ass."}
+{"text":"My girlfriend her art proofs for her children books and the initial is done on a method called Giclée (Zhee Clay) which has an amazing finished look but is pretty pricey. runs 20-100s per single print depending if its poster size or page size."}
+{"text":"Merry and bright edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"its ok anon we have each other still in irrelevance"}
+{"text":"What does that matter?"}
+{"text":"only a blind man could proudly post such a pic good thing you lifted the shadows: this black and white picture nearly had some black in it…"}
+{"text":"Maybe consider trying some abstract photography and see what you come up with. bruce_wayne_staring_at_batsuit_ _on_display.heif"}
+{"text":"Tree tunnel n stream"}
+{"text":"So I see some absolutely beautiful sunrises at work this time of year. Realistically what kind of gear would I be looking at to get better than my phone camera (iPhone 14). Not sure on what I’m looking for, but I would also like it to be capable of low light exposure/ night time for aurora. Literally have no idea on what I need and the options available out there are worst than trying to figure out what caliber you need for accuracy out at 300 vs 1,500 yards. Is the iPhone just good enough for my amateur needs?"}
+{"text":"DIS IS WHY QUALITY EQUIPMENT SUCKS AND CAPITALISM IS WRONG AND PEOPLE WHO SUCCEED ARE ACTUALLY LOSERS Wrong thread."}
+{"text":"no these photos look really bad 5d+24-105 f4 = photography solved"}
+{"text":"5d+24-105 f4 Yeah, a used Canon 5D (any model really, with shutter count under 250k) and the cheapest Canon L lens (24-105mm is a good guess) will be ok for your purposes. They can take the weather and have enough dynamic range for your sunset needs. Photography is actually a really fun and exciting hobby, but /p/eeps are like this so OP you should just scram away as fast as you can"}
+{"text":"Is there another duluth anon here? Re:a camera for night time photography? At minimum you'd want a camera with a bulb setting so you can do longer exposures. I started with a 350d and used it for years. You could spend sub $200 and get what you need. Get a cheap, used, decent body and just play with it."}
+{"text":"All I have is Sunsets. I can't see the east from my home. just a big hill behind me."}
+{"text":"Post photos you like."}
+{"text":"Guide number + manual mode maybe?"}
+{"text":"Can't you try some aftermarket software on your camera like magic lantern to get some extra features back"}
+{"text":"O one like stylised or too arty stuff, photography has so much more potential"}
+{"text":"is that Epstein reading a book"}
+{"text":"Who's all still posting here?"}
+{"text":"FM Went to check that place out. Hate the UI Some breddy good photos but some absolute shit ones too (so same as here) Absolute Reddit tier interactions Sincerely Charles"}
+{"text":"Elder god tier: sexy dog photo Can it be done?"}
+{"text":"I deleted my IG/social media years ago. My /p/eople are probably what I miss the most. d has less than 10k followers. He deserves more. Kodak Ektar, yes."}
+{"text":"picture of japanese dog????"}
+{"text":"me sometimes"}
+{"text":"It’s the narrators of scp or nosleep-tier horror shit I give money to. Not camera shills; Camera companies give them thier coin. I give them a little coin if I like their shit to encourage them to make more shit."}
+{"text":"I'm struggling with what to do about frame rates on an upcoming trip. I'm going to Japan and I'm aware they use PAL due to their local frequencies, so should I use 25fps and 50fps? My main concern is playback on TVs and shit like computers as I've never used anything that isn't NTSC and idk how well it will playback or if I'll have any other weird challenges as a result. My other idea is to still use 30 and 60 but adjust the shutter speed to be slightly lower (1/50th for 30 and 1/100 for 60). Would this still be good? I can't decide at all and need help."}
+{"text":"Bump limit reached, new thread"}
+{"text":"Fucking based way to end the thread"}
+{"text":"birds edition"}
+{"text":"Looks like a screencap from the terminator."}
+{"text":"Damn I bought a new phone and it saddens me than my new phone has better video and even can beat my m43 camera in photo quality in certain areas. My phone is smaller and I carry it all the time. They say the best camera you have is the one you have with you. Why would I carry additional camera if my phone already beats my m43 camera. Also my smartphone can upload the pics faster not to mention has powerful AI tools which can negate its weakness over m43. I admit that we have lost /m43/. All this years I'm too stupid to realize it. We have coped hard enough. I'm selling my /m43/ at a lost to some poor schmuck who can fall for om system marketing. Phone + FF camera is the way it is now."}
+{"text":"damn son that looks like it was taken by a $20 digishit. I seriously hope you didn't spend more than $50 on that camera. one of them is \"going away\" which we all hope meant \"committing suicide\" because his incessant gearfaggotry (over $5000 USD spent, 12+ hrs per day spent between 4chan and taking the same test photo of the same tree over and over) leaked into real life and cost him his home, wife, son, and marriage KWAB"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Lumix 35-100 f/4-5.6 on the EM-5 mk II? Is it bad for the Olympus? Looking for zoom telephoto lens for travel with my missus."}
+{"text":"I only have time with a f/2.8 and an older one at that, but I assume it'd be fine. Minimum focus distance is a kick in the dick sometimes but realistically unless you're in a really tight spot it'd be alright in my experience, even better if yours has one that isnt as far out."}
+{"text":"I want to buy a Christmas gift for a girl and I thought of a polaroid as a great gift for her. My question to you, /p/ederasts, is whether it's worth it and not just a meme"}
+{"text":"What's a /p/ederast, Walter?"}
+{"text":"OP I'm just going to point one thing out. This If you want to buy her a camera, buy her a real camera. Pay attention to the wording because it's truer than you realise. If 'YOU' want to buy her a camera. If she doesn't want a camera, then this is a gay ass idea and you're doing the classic trap of buying a gift for someone (You) would like instead of something they would like."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't you think it's worth it? Does she pull out the phone camera for everything she eats? Take selfies? If you've seen her bedroom, does she have shit like string lights on the wall? make sure she doesn't already have an Instax Or even if she does, there's the also the Wide models, or printers that connect to your phone."}
+{"text":"I want to buy a Christmas gift for a girl Don't."}
+{"text":"I'll use this thread instead of making a new one. I'm also trying to buy a gift for a friend who's into photography. Would you find these keychain cameras fun? Obviously actual equipment would be better, but I don't know enough about this stuff to know what to buy"}
+{"text":"I got myself a Samyang 14mm f/2.8 ED AS IF UMC for my EOS 700D. This is the second copy I have because the first one was decentered. Do you think the coma on this one is alright, or should I send it back?"}
+{"text":"Are CCD bridge cameras the best way to hop into the CCD trend? I don't want to have to get APS-C lenses for a CCD SLR and digital point and shoot seem terrible. Anyone have experience or their own shots to post? TIA"}
+{"text":"this,I got an ISTD and just share my Tamron lens with my K50 lmao"}
+{"text":"wow looks as good as nikon z6 photo.well done"}
+{"text":"Ignore \"CCD Trend\". It is about CFA filers not cmos vs ccd. Get 5D Classic in good shape and enjoy good quality from cheap FF lenses."}
+{"text":"Its not about either. Its about firmware. Sensors are monochrome. CFAs only really matter under artificial and naturally tinted light (this is what causes snoy colors)"}
+{"text":"Spicy Burt Edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Tried a different crop also… any opinions?"}
+{"text":"wrong. any more than 4 pics from a set deserves their own thread. you are both spamming rpt and hiding your pics in a general when they should be readily findable in the catalog no one else uses that coarse, contrasty style very nice good light and textures. arrangement may be weak"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD:"}
+{"text":"So what's your excuse, /p/?"}
+{"text":"This is the real truth, opportunity cost exists. For every second doing boring commercial photography you could have been photographing trains or naked women instead. Plus also working a full time job paying more than commercial photography. Once you realise this, this guy is basically just fucking up wasting years in a low paying job when could be climbing the corporate ladder, also his job boxes him into only being allowed to shoot boring photos."}
+{"text":"Everything becomes annoying soulless shit when you go pro, it's fucking labour, no one will pay you to do something that feels good all the time."}
+{"text":"The pay is also shit too. People think you get paid a lot, but you don't."}
+{"text":"That's true, but people forget that somebody from the \"higher levels of society\" face different challenges. This is an extreme example, but a starving kid in Africa who just wants food and water (which is of course a much worse problem), will never know what it feels like to having to deliver shit for a company for a deadline so you don't get fired and can come home and feed your kids while your wife is nagging you threatening divorce. And if you are a nepo kid but you're actually genuinely talented then you'll face a lifetime of people talking shit about you etc. Yeah some people benefit from having wealthy parents and just get shit handed to them, but it's just become a popular thing to hate more recently. But everybody would do that to their kids if they had the means. It would be important to also teach them the value of what they're getting so they don't squander it or take it for granted, but fucking hell. There's not a parent in the world who wouldn't love to be able to offer their kids stuff like that."}
+{"text":"Yes and no. I think the other anon makes a good point about if a nepo is too defensive or doesn't admit to it vs just straight up owning it. As far as photography is concerned, I'd say that it's a smaller part nepo and more about being privileged/from a rich enough background that you can afford to just be a basic bitch and not worry about if it'll keep the lights on. The stuff in the OP is extremely basic commercial work that would pay like ass and would need to be propped up by his family. And I know because I was in different areas for commercial and it pays like ass across the board. It's a sad line of work to be in since people know it's a dream job to people and there will be 1,000 others that can instantly replace you. The only truly enjoyable paid photography work I've found is stuff like conventions or work you find yourself, where every job is in your control and you can stop working when you've had enough. My day job pays more than triple anything I got from professional work and now I just do conventions and corporate stuff on weekends for the fun and having a little extra money, since I can choose how long I work and where (or if at all, as I won't even do it every weekend or even every month)."}
+{"text":"So, which of the big companies is going to be the first to offer an affordable 100mp camera? Fuji is obviously already out there, but this thing is Eight thousand dollars. I suspect that when it happens (eventually) it will be Nikon. I feel like historically they are the company which has introduced high end features at a lower price."}
+{"text":"Why the question? Wanna fake foveon or smth?"}
+{"text":"The solution would be to pair it with a 16-bit analog to digital converter"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, just wait for Nikon to ‘democratize’ it — by selling you a $4k body, a $2k lens, and a firmware update that almost unlocks the feature. Totally affordable, bro"}
+{"text":"60MP is 24MP with APS-C crop. You can carry a single tiny 35/1.4 lens and have it act as a ~50/2.1 at a moment's notice. Or 50/1.2 -> 75/1.8. Effectively double your focal range entirely for free. This is powerful."}
+{"text":"Over 100 megapickles will be a thing when the technology catches up! Yeah, the Moore's law is dead, good luck with that. I bet we'll get the CSI enhance powered by generative AI instead of reinventing the computing or making picometer chips feasible. Not that the bird photographers or perverts taking photos at the beach really would care either way."}
+{"text":"Why has the world abandoned photo shoots of good looking women? 99% of anything I see now is selfies and if its a photoshoot its just to sell clothing or some super generic looking agency testshoot. 10 years ago or whatever the world was full of every good looking girl doing multiple photoshoots just for content. What happened?"}
+{"text":"Rank the Trump Portraits"}
+{"text":"His face is in the spotlight, but the light ends on his neck and his genitals are steeped in shadows. It's very metaphorical and shit."}
+{"text":"#2 cause, who doesn't want to look like Joe Pesci's demented cousin from California"}
+{"text":"2 is literally his best photo. He looks the nicest in it, safe lighting choices."}
+{"text":"Every one except number 2 looks like a toddler shitting his pants"}
+{"text":"Number 2 is the clear winner because the rest are just giving off confused grandad"}
+{"text":"Film photography is better due to low sensitivity in dark areas. No one needs to see what is in dark areas most of the time. Just imagine this photo with unnecessary crap in shadows."}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"Film photos are just pleasing to look at. You can tell when a photo is taken on film."}
+{"text":"Are these a woman's BREASTS!? On my blue board?!!??!"}
+{"text":"No He’s a man, so it’s SFW."}
+{"text":"It's pleasing because tits, not because film."}
+{"text":"Reply if you're a real mf'er"}
+{"text":"6x6 TLRs are a lot smaller than you'd think. A folder is probably always going to win on compactness, but zone focussing and composing with the brilliant finder on my Ikon 515/2 sucks. My Microcord (Rolleiflex copy for all intents and purposes iirc) is smaller volume wise than my 35mm SLRs. I understand the packing purposes issue but personally when I've travelled with my folder I always brought a 35mm SLR anyway because I knew the folder was so limiting. There are a few folding rangefinders, like the Mamiya Six, Voigtlander and Zeiss made them also. You could always get a hotshoe rangefinder and mount it to your folder. tl;dr Like you say if you bring the folder you will want a 35mm also, so the TLR is there if you want to replace both I suppose. Unless your folder has a rangefinder already in which case I think wanting anything further is GAS."}
+{"text":"Hotshoe I meant cold shoe but you get the point Picrel is from my Ikon 515/2 on a trip to Vienna where I just had a carry on bag. I still managed to pack my Praktica TL1000. I've done small day hikes with the same set up without issue."}
+{"text":"kat"}
+{"text":"sekonic l-308x most comfy and good for it's price."}
+{"text":"literally unmogged even to this day"}
+{"text":"12MP lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"what is the d800"}
+{"text":"Same, Bro. I half-filled my freezer with Portra last year."}
+{"text":"D700 + Ikelite 200DL + Sugma EX 28/1.8"}
+{"text":"I just got an old digicam and the previous owners didn't delete all the photos. I took a peek and some of the pics are actually kino."}
+{"text":"He did it on purpose."}
+{"text":"Using recuva on about 100 old memory cards I have probably only gotten a couple that had somewhat decent photos on them. It is amazing just how terrible the average snapshitter is and how they all take the same type of shitty photos. One card had a ton of folders on it spanning over several years where they had taken photos of everything from baptisms to funerals.. all family events. One card had several full frontal nudity photos of an elderly man taken in the mirror on vacation. It feels somewhat wrong to peek into the lives of others though."}
+{"text":"Postem!"}
+{"text":"I got some on a digishit I bought for cheap, but they're boring: two cars, probably photographed for a listing. And some family photos with a baby."}
+{"text":"Once bought a used camera phone that contained a video of a guy doing an uncanny voice impersonation of Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy."}
+{"text":"lemme see your shots for the moon! this is mine btw captured with canon 2000d 55mm i can not remember my camera settings i gave it some edit with lightroom this is first time with DSLR"}
+{"text":"Oops. Sept. 10, 2015."}
+{"text":"ZV-E10 + SEL55210 taken last week iirc, obviously cropped"}
+{"text":"Best I can do with a Ricoh GR"}
+{"text":"photos of my cat Rupert that i took on my phone which at least trace amounts of thoughtful composition, as per the board rules I like this shot because it really focuses on his face, which is cute"}
+{"text":"Looks like a tiger on the preview"}
+{"text":"middle child of another cat and the corgi"}
+{"text":"You fucking nigger chud kill yourself"}
+{"text":"What are the best socials or search engines nowadays to discover relatively good photography? I've found Pinterest (without the adds) to have the best recommendations by far until now. What the hell happened to Instagram? Something that was born to be focused on photography in the 2010s became some sort of life people's blogs. Not even that, the recommendations are absolutely horrible, worst than things like Youtube. Sadly, it's one of the only ways for some kind of online social presence, and if you opt out of it, you regress to anonymity. I remember there were some online Russian sites who used to archive good stuff, like gallery.ru"}
+{"text":"An s9 photo. This is very good color for digital, some of the best ive seen."}
+{"text":"CCD isnt doing the colors its limited editing latitude (CCD has almost no DR) making the manufacturer write good data instead of lots of data and the users having better taste on average (digital MF and nicer canon DSLRs write lots of data but the users shoot and edit better as well)"}
+{"text":"your a fucking snoy using nigger bitch"}
+{"text":"I was the anon thay said i fucked up my first roll of film like 2 months ago. Well, I got the roll of film back, and the light had only ruined like 8 photos so, 16 were pretty ok, besides looking like shit because I'm new to this. I especially liked this photo, but it looks kinda retarded."}
+{"text":"wtf is wrong with you lol"}
+{"text":"best shot itt"}
+{"text":"I kinda like those pics. Have a nice vibe to them :) The sun looks nice, warm and cozy there"}
+{"text":"Agreeing with some posters. Vibey. I’ve been experimenting with film recently and hope my night shots turn out as neat but I’m expected some totally unexposed frames off my disposable."}
+{"text":"totally unexposed frames off my disposable. yeah. f/9 at 1/125 (give or take) is 10 stops too dark at night with 100ISO film, and 8 stops too dark with 400ISO film, or less than 1% of the required light unless you used flash and subjects were close enough"}
+{"text":"This thread is dedicated to close-range photographic captures utilising macro-optical imaging configurations to achieve greater reproduction ratios. Got it? Good now upload some shit. Last thread:"}
+{"text":"image limit reached Shall we wait until spring to make a new thread? All my insect bros are gone, literally nothing to shoot :("}
+{"text":"Use a tripod and pray for a still bug / no wind. Let the AF motor do it for you. The rocking method is unreliable because there's little chance you can go perfectly forwards and backwards without any lateral movement whatsoever. Could just get a thread going with some old photos, no harm in that really."}
+{"text":"Is macro defined as 1:1 or greater, or is it just images \"in the spirit of\" taking pictures of small things?"}
+{"text":"Technically Macro is 1:1. In practice, anything involving \"small\" subjects and/or higher than normal magnification is macro photography. Better to think of it as a general idea than a clearly defined rule, and if anyone gets all high and mighty over you using a 0.4x lens or something then that just means they're a massive faggot. Back in the day when basically every lens was between 0.2x and 0.1x magnification, the only way to get proper macro photos was with a dedicated macro lens (or bellows). These days more and more everyday lenses feature higher reproduction ratios with 0.5x being fairly common and normally the point that companies will slap the Macro moniker on it. Hell, my 100-400mm lens has a 0.42x ratio without trying, and it would be more than enough for decent enough macro."}
+{"text":"Yeah that's how I feel about it also. I do a lot of 8x10 snapshitting type stuff around 1:1 and it always makes me chuckle a bit when I consider posting a picture with my entire hand in it or something in the macro general because technically it is 1:1. It's more fun to remain within the spirit of macro and post photographs of small things instead. :D"}
+{"text":"Can’t stand my self"}
+{"text":"I will post some more examples."}
+{"text":"A studio product photo. The result of much planning and position, a lot of very good lighting equipment placed intentionally and probably done by someone experienced, and what is likely a full frame digital camera using a short-telephoto prime lens with a moderately wide aperture in-use. Emphasis on the lighting. If this was lit half-assedly or was just a photo using direct-flash or natural lighting it would look far, far worse than it does. I don't see anything that gives it away as film. It's also probably photoshopped a fair bit, as it is a product shot."}
+{"text":"OP you should check out the 1989 edition of the BH&G cookbook"}
+{"text":"Sinar P spotted."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be surprised if it's large format, for studio shots that was the norm. Crazy how digital just wrecked everything."}
+{"text":"You could always use a technical camera with a 120 back, but I don't really see the point when doing product photography like this unless you really needed the additional DoF that smaller formats afford you."}
+{"text":"I take photos on a Sony Mavica. I'm not a photographer per se, but I think this will be my new hobby now."}
+{"text":"Sir I’m going to need proof that doll is at least 18"}
+{"text":"Why did you make two threads?"}
+{"text":"Post em"}
+{"text":"Buge"}
+{"text":"Holy shit this is amazing!"}
+{"text":"Cool. Another really fun one is to look up the old 1800-early 1900s newspaper photography ad archives. Tons and tons of really neat old photography ads for film, printing seevices, lenses, etc."}
+{"text":"Seems like a good site for old camera enthusiasts"}
+{"text":"Got a Fuji X-E5 kit for Christmas. Sharing the first pics SOOC. Not the best photographer, but I can tell I’m going to love using it. Plus it’s my first camera that’s truly mine, so how could I not love it?"}
+{"text":"Wow that's pretty good lol. Definitely a /p/ approved camera."}
+{"text":"Took a trip to The Museum of Russian Art in Minneapolis. Was pleasantly surprised by how beautiful everything was. Not that I was expecting it to be bad or anything. Just liked it way more than I thought I would."}
+{"text":"The girl in the middle is probably my favorite out of all the exhibits. She’s so full of life and hope."}
+{"text":"Obsessed with the teeeeny tiny hand painted matryoshka. The bigger ones are cool and all but she’s so detailed."}
+{"text":"Also, here’s the film recipe if anyone wants it. I forgot what it’s called but it’s very versatile."}
+{"text":"Only the top two canon mirrorless has AI NR and only the top tier sony bodies have any chance of adding it Most just lack the hardware to run anything resembling ML. Mfgs have not even updated the batteries originally meant for more efficient DSLRs."}
+{"text":"Show us the AI generating a coherent 14 bit raw file. No crazy histogram per rawdigger. Expected shadow and highlight recovery per the model. Realistic metadata (which is a lot more than exposure). Correct non image info like masked pixels and sensor state data. I’ll wait Film is fun but it needs to be more advanced to btfo digital veracity. For film veracity it has to generate a coherent 8 bit, 24-36mp image. Maybe less because film is a medium and the writing process could go through an authentic film camera lens"}
+{"text":"You're really trying to pretend those are real pictures in the guy's gallery, huh"}
+{"text":"I never said a word about the guys gallery its obvious slop The topic is the principles behind the film and historical public portfolio autism"}
+{"text":"Pretty bizarre. 12 years ago that profile belonged to some boomer with a camera. His photos were mostly pretty shit but they were actually photos."}
+{"text":"Spent two hours at the local book market today. Reached the place a little while before sunset, pushed through my anxiety and tried my hand at taking some photographs. Feel free to post any pictures you /p/ros took at any book fair or local market in your area."}
+{"text":"If a woman book lover turned up would all the guys rape her?"}
+{"text":"woman Ah you mean the cow"}
+{"text":"*goat"}
+{"text":"courswork books for students. Instead of buying them at full price, you could get a bootlegged version at half price, thats what one of the vendors told me"}
+{"text":"no open gate edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"I'm sure somebody will just say it's because I'm a shitty photographer, which wouldn't be totally untrue, but to me it was like the aps-c REALLY needed totally ideal lighting to look good, where the full frame sensor is more forgiving. It's like the threshold for the quality of a \"normal\" image is a lot higher, so even stuff in non ideal lighting looks better from the get go. I don't know how to describe it, but I could just instantly tell I preferred full frame. That being said, I loved the size of the x100vi and the different configurations you could set it up as with the conversion lenses and external flash etc. both for photo and video. It was insanely handy, it just wasn't right for me."}
+{"text":"I know exactly what you mean, but for me it was the inverse path to yours. I started on APS-C as my first ILC and used it happily for, I kid you not, close to ten years. My dad has been running FF with an MF prime that whole time and every time I would look at his photos, I could see that the images would just come out differently. Eventually, I ended up buying a FF camera last summer and my images they have that same something that my dad's did, even though I'm running a superzoom. Hard not to be excited about FF with compact bodies like A7C2 and Zf."}
+{"text":"DSLRs are the opiate of the masses Lmao we're posting cringe in /p/ now? New low for this board"}
+{"text":"DLSRs == Christianity is a pretty great self-own tho."}
+{"text":"sold it with €250 profit lol"}
+{"text":"I got this 80s lens cheap but it has this weird shit on inner lens, IPA doesn't do shit. What is this shit and how do I remove it? ITT: glass has cancer."}
+{"text":"That's some good info, thanks m8."}
+{"text":"That's all good. Oh and when I said sky, I mean just blue sky with no clouds. This is because it's really bright and really uniform and makes any inconsistencies stand out."}
+{"text":"Hard to tell if it is hazing or balsam separation."}
+{"text":"We rate them on the couch together, looking at them on the TV, then I delete the bad ones from our Linux server before sending a big archive to cloud. We do this process once a year, around new year's. If anyone is interested, I'll link the github. What other tools would you suggest that have a high WAF \"Wife acceptance factor\" for this process?"}
+{"text":"Slave morality, imagine taking photos for the approval of others. You're so henpecked it hurts lol"}
+{"text":"Interesting you make this post just as I began using FastStone as my image viewer. I edit in RawTherapee but it is so bad for quickly viewing photos and culling. It’s way too slow. FastStone, on the other hand, gives me a full-screen view with click to zoom and I can press a button to tag the photos I want to keep then sort out the untagged photos into a trash folder. It’s so much better than RawTherapee."}
+{"text":"And interesting you say that, because our previous app was faststone. I just wanted a more couch friendly / dumbed down UX."}
+{"text":"Don't forget Nomacs."}
+{"text":"1/? This is the review of an OM-5 micro 4/3 camera. I am a full frame user, and I bought this camera to have a small, fun, attractive camera to take snapshits around town. I own or have owned a D850, Z5ii, Z6ii, basically every Nikon DXXX DSLR, D500, Z50, etc. This is my first M43 camera and I was not sure what to expect, so I am chronicling my impressions both for myself, and for other photographers who are looking for a small, fun camera. Ergonomics: This camera is outstanding IMO. For me the Nikon FF cameras are in this weird middle spot that is ergonomically uncomfortable for me. They are either too small or too big. The D850 and my D7500 fit my hand fantastically. I will always have a Nikon DSLR because they are so comfortable to hold and use. The OM-5 is smaller to hold than my Z5ii for example, and that gets it out of the uncomfortable middle ground. With the Z5, I’m always between holding it in front with all of my fingers, or just 3 – there isn’t really enough room for all 4, but with 3, it feels a little insecure. With the OM-5, three fingers fit perfectly. There is enough grip on the front and a great thumb rest on the back. The buttons are very well placed on the camera body for operation while shooting. Simply put, this is a very comfortable camera to hold and shoot. For reference, when I am walking around and shooting, I grip the camera the entire time in my right hand, and have a wrist lanyard for safety. This can be fatiguing with a larger DSLR (the D800 in particular had almost no thumb rest and it was agonizing to carry. The D850 is much better, but is just heavy and gets tiring on the wrist after several hours). The D7500 is extremely comfortable in this regard because of its blobmera shape and light weight. The Z series FF cameras are in the middle ground of just “ok”. The OM-5 was very good. TO BE CONTINUED"}
+{"text":"ap talking shit same 15.1MB raw except 4:3 picture ratio plus SILENT"}
+{"text":"attemp take pic camera makes no sound nothing sees on screen"}
+{"text":"not like paris throw those boots"}
+{"text":"muh equivalence Shut the fuck up cANON, everyone knows you're a videofag from the magic lantern bullshit. It's self evident that you became obsessed with speedboosters and teleconverters at some point like all videofags so all you now know is muh equivalence even if it doesn't hold water. kys"}
+{"text":"Meds, the chronicles"}
+{"text":"Should industry switch back to film for better skin tones?"}
+{"text":"what do you mean"}
+{"text":"Bright headlight so it looks like a poor snuff film. More and more popular these days"}
+{"text":"Ouch"}
+{"text":"porn thread ctrl-f jew 0 results ctrl-f kike 0 results"}
+{"text":"I'm just a forester with an OM-D E-M10 Mk IV, who like to take photos when I'm out in the field. Clearly I'm not a great photographer, but I do have fun. Lens is a TTArtisan 17mm F1.4"}
+{"text":"Of course I took this photo right before I spooked all of the ducks."}
+{"text":"Last one. Next set of photos will probably be after I get a UV and polarizer in the mail for this lens, or after I find time to go out to cliff with a hell of a view I know of. (lots of people know about it, but it isn't officially a designated recreation area...probably because if you slip you will die, or be left in a state where you regret living)"}
+{"text":"I'm just a forester with an OM-D E-M10 Mk IV No you're not just a forester, anon. You are also a gigantic faggot and a victim for buying into the OM system"}
+{"text":"Show us on the doll. Where did Robin Wong touch you?"}
+{"text":"wong touch Kek."}
+{"text":"but back in the day you could pick up any package as long as you knew the name on it. Duluth?"}
+{"text":"time to confess fellow anons send me your address link me to your cloud storage totally not a fed I have a confession for you, my frog folder takes up more storage than my photos."}
+{"text":"Screenshot your frog folder with how many pictures are in it and submit that. Seems like a great confession to me. Imagine a huge print in your room of that. wowza!"}
+{"text":"made me lol"}
+{"text":"So this shit not happening?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone use GIMP for photo editing and manipulation? Has it become a \"photographer's program\" yet, or is it still clunky and freetarded?"}
+{"text":"At this point Lightroom/PS combo is the only thing stopping me from ditching Windows. I'd love to see an actually good alternative that does everything those two apps do, but there isn't one."}
+{"text":"I use Darktable for editing jpg:s also."}
+{"text":"It's a good tool overall, but it can't do compositing and layering well or at all. For my product photography, I need both."}
+{"text":"after learning how to use dt, I don't even like LR and C1 anymore I could use LR for free because of my work but I don't want all that bloat and bs associated with it"}
+{"text":"I used GIMP for many years but now I got a job & able to buy Ps & LrC. Bye Bye GIMP!"}
+{"text":"If you had a time machine, what historical event would you shoot?"}
+{"text":"street photography of precolonial indigenous americans"}
+{"text":"Time where Hilter's balls got shot"}
+{"text":"The first xmas."}
+{"text":"niggers"}
+{"text":"I feel that, stay strong anon"}
+{"text":"Based. What focal length?"}
+{"text":"~60mm (Technically 13mm because it's a 1.7\" sensor)."}
+{"text":"Thanks, OP!"}
+{"text":"this was the absolute peak of digital photography and its all been downhill after here. seriously look at the shots on flickr with this tag and how good they look. mirrorless is super sterile and fake looking, and older than the mkii just were shit to use and had too much noise. seriously dont sleep on these, 5d mkii and some EF L glass has u covered and then u can spend the rest of the money on travel and taking kino shots."}
+{"text":"whatever cockroach I ain't reading allat"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, fuck off. /pol"}
+{"text":"based and true"}
+{"text":"2004-2009 was peak SOVL for cameras shit like D700 with its FAT ass pixels pure SOVL modern cameras are sterile and LIFELESS"}
+{"text":"premium bait CCD era did not plan to shoot anything at ISO 32000 grayscale ala signora de la notti"}
+{"text":"Can someone tell me what lightning equipment I would need, to recreate either of those photos?"}
+{"text":"I'm not being facetious. Annoying people is a big part of art."}
+{"text":"No one wants your shrimp"}
+{"text":"make love not warring"}
+{"text":"cute."}
+{"text":"what does them being naked add to what the photo is trying to say other than incel gooner satisfaction?"}
+{"text":"Why do people shoot terrible, generic hotel artwork landscapes? Why do we want to be Thomas Heaton instead of Robert Adams?"}
+{"text":"more like a reeetard shooting at night without a tripod"}
+{"text":"Why not? Bland stock photos are still needed for now."}
+{"text":"Making your photos black and white does NOT make you sophisticated, bum."}
+{"text":"It's because the bucolic appeals to people's deepest sensibilities."}
+{"text":"cool composition not defined enough for the blur this time."}
+{"text":"What makes Japan such an desired place for photography? I'm really trying to understand the hype around it. When I visited of course the size of Tokyo itself opens lots of opportunities but I quickly notice that it gets repetitive rather fast. All muh taxis look the same, the buildings have a pattern that repeats a lot. If you've seen a few shrines/temples.. in the end they all look the same. Even if you visit other prefectures you won't see much of a difference. Whenever I see camera vlogs or flickr uploads in Japan I now tend to skip because it's always the same. My current number one location would probably be Germany. Still safe enough to bring your camera with you, every state has it's own architectural style. Towns are usually a comfy mix between old medieval houses in the center with grim 60s bauhaus constructions that look really odd. Also home of Leica where this sort of everyday compact photography started. What do you think? What's your prefered location?"}
+{"text":"overrated dirty shit hole filled with indians. yawn"}
+{"text":"taking photos in public is illegal if other people are captured That is not exactly correct."}
+{"text":"Fewer niggers so no undesirable skin tones in the photos."}
+{"text":"Fewer niggers Could have stopped there."}
+{"text":"yeah germany is trash. nothing new here. only idiots will defend this godforsaken piece of land. germans were a mistake. the lands should be split up between franks and slavs."}
+{"text":"last one all done in darktable as to what I did, nothing fancy: 1. denoise, lens correction, sharpening, checking white balance 2. setting appropriate exposure 3. working on tones in contrast equalizer, where needed 3. setting dynamic range in AgX 4. cropping 5. further work on contrast in color balance RGB, some very slight color grading sometimes 6. softening or adding micro contrast still have a lot to learn about colors and composition so any criticism is very welcome"}
+{"text":"post your raws anon"}
+{"text":"I'm quite new to this as well, so take my advice well-salted, but something I've been trying to do in my own post-processing that I think yours could use more of is crushing the dynamic range down a bit to make details more visible, specifically in the highlights/whites. Even if the whites don't happen to be blown out and there's still technically differences in the pixels, if they're extremely close to being the same values, then one might not be able to tell just by looking at it. For example: in this lego photo, the specular highlights in the blonde female's hair, or the specular highlights in the sitting female's shoulder. Those regions are so bright that there's almost no contrast with the actual specular reflections of the light source.  is my edit, and while I wouldn't confidently say my version is some great example to look to, I will at least point out that I tried to preserve all of the contrasting details in the image. Every specular reflection is a small detail, rather than large regions being extremely bright and basically white. I like that yours is brighter overall, but I feel like reigning in the exposure a bit will help keep details visible. I think of bright specular reflections almost like stars in the sky, and you want less light pollution so that the stars are more visible. If that makes sense.. I think I like your edit of my cows the most, but I might just be biased :)"}
+{"text":"that's useful critique I am still not sure if it is fine to blow out the highlights a bit when it has no negative effect on the subject But I tried bringing back some details without making it look less exposed or dull and I think it works"}
+{"text":"Did you actually watch the video? He explains that he applied the same preset to all and then tried to tweak them after Photos aren't about whatever reflects the most \"accurate\" colors It doesn't matter what color he is, the only thing that matters is which color you like best"}
+{"text":"Nice bait, your screen cap is from the SOOC unedited comparison part"}
+{"text":"actually What does that mean vs watch it"}
+{"text":"white american confused about non-white face, the post stay angry, magat"}
+{"text":"you're not privy to all the shades of shit like me t. intestinal parasite"}
+{"text":"poverty porn photographers destroyed in one scene"}
+{"text":"The vinegar stink is what etched the darkroom into my memory from high school, highly recommended"}
+{"text":"Advantage of acidic stop is it stops developing immediately (which matters if using fact acting develoer) and it keeps fixer PH down if you reuse it."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"any other tv shows with photography as a prominent plot device?"}
+{"text":"coming across a lot of darkrooms in k-content recently"}
+{"text":"What makes pic related so uncanny and unpleasant to look at? Is it the lack of shadows? Why would a photographer go for such effect?"}
+{"text":"There's a significant percentage of women whose entire self-worth has been based on the market value of their vagina. Nothing is a stonger denial of their self worth than someone who places their poop hole as more important than their life giving slimy hole. Most humans are simple animals."}
+{"text":"The lighting setup has been designed to provide maximum coverage from all angles. The photographer likely wanted to work fast and cheap, so he's not shooting this like an artistic shoot. He's trying to get the maximum number of ok shots in as short a time as possible. What you end up with is the very flat 80s Style porn mag look that we see here."}
+{"text":"It neither provokes lust nor is an irrelevant question in my view. Color accuracy matters"}
+{"text":"I went round to sex my ex and took this. We all know why this is better."}
+{"text":"Posting all his series. Posting first: Early Works (SELECT WORKS) 1984 - 1987"}
+{"text":"Mexican intellectuals"}
+{"text":"LMAO most of this is just edgy shit. Technical skill really doesn't matter if it's ugly but that's the point Don't care, fuck off hack \"modernity\" shits"}
+{"text":"Technical skill really doesn't matter Subjectfag filtered"}
+{"text":"Who wants to look at this horrid trash? Staging blood cult ritual slop isn't a real skill and all this appeals to is edgelords and pedo elites."}
+{"text":"The Klansmen looked based though."}
+{"text":"If it is pleasurable, why is kitsch considered worthless?"}
+{"text":"faggot cope it makes 0 difference if you kys yourself now or die from AIDS later - no one cares. even your parents hate you"}
+{"text":"go to a social gathering walk around starting conversations in front of ppl but only start with some inside humor that 3 ppl get, then never tell anyone what the fuck you're talking about. come away thinking the three people who recognize your reference bc they saw it too are the only ones who \"get you\" everyone gets that you're a passive-aggressive asipe who has no idea how socializing works outside your own self-absorbed head no one will ever want to bang you doing shit like that anons"}
+{"text":"exactly the point, your parents hate you by the time you're 7, and by middle age you don't give a fuck about the details of your great grandfathers pointless life. No one has any reason to give a fuck about you, if you're living for other people, you might as well end it now bc in 3 quick generations no one will be left alive with any living memory of your existence. You'll be as interesting to humanity as some random shoemaker was in the 1300s. Better find a fucking purpose in life, bc if it's breeding your way to relevancy like a dimwitted suburban housewife, that is absolutely nothing."}
+{"text":"oh look its the angry liberal, this time telling us why he’s so angry the grapes are sour anyways and anything people used to do and think is for idiots Humans are the only thing that is economically and philosophically real. Everything else is made up by humans. Gold has no value. History has no value. Only dynasty even comes close to being true. Cloning yourself to maintain an empire. You only think reproduction is pointless because you have convinced yourself to own nothing and possibly even that ownership is bad. The people who instilled these values in you believe the complete opposite and take reproduction as a form of cloning so seriously that they are highly inbred to the point of having unique genetic disorders and use genital mutilation to differentiate themselves from what they own. And that what, is quite a lot, including you."}
+{"text":"theres a massive tribe following the exact words of a long dead patriarch actually multiple tribes but only one that’s very public about it huge fucking organizations that are just kids working with the success and philosophy of their father, everywhere everything that is influential in the world is just the children of some guy, doing business with his wealth and wishes in hand YOUR KIDS WILL HATE YOU, MAKE IT INTO MEDIA AND DIE CHILDLESS! Mmmmm sure Have as many kids as abraham if you want to be relevant k bb?"}
+{"text":"Which camera bag do you currently own? Does anything currently compete with the McKinnon Sling in terms of price+quality+features? Trying to find one of a similar size that will be comfortable enough for moving around."}
+{"text":"On a related topic, I'm tired of these pleather lens pouches that start to flake whenever you actually start using them, like pic rel. Any tips for replacement?"}
+{"text":"I have the 350-II, holds my Zf, Z50II, 180-600, 28, 35, 105, 50, and 28-400 with extra batteries, tripod, and pocket light..."}
+{"text":"There are simply too many bags. We need 3, maybe 4 bags at most."}
+{"text":"I have a dozen now, it's getting out of hand. Some are leftovers from when I was working in commercial photography but I don't want to get rid of them either."}
+{"text":"peak design insert in a jansport, I really can't see myself needing anything bigger or \"better\""}
+{"text":"It is time."}
+{"text":"I did have a camera with me, but also forgot to recharge the battery AND bring the spare battery with me..."}
+{"text":"Little did you know, even if you’d taken charged batteries, you left the SD card at home…"}
+{"text":"this is prolly one of my best phone pics ever"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"LEICA Reporter Jacket MONOCHROM edition In this thread, we're going to talk about photographic fashion which is what we wear when we're photographing or filming and doing related stuffs(developing, scanning, reviewing, printing, sucking up the client's shit, etc) What do you wear when you photograph? What is your must have /p/hasion item? Do you have any item you're looking for?"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"not taking the shopliftpill"}
+{"text":"what do you wear moleskin like a pretentious fart sniffing parisian, with pockets big enough for telephoto lenses"}
+{"text":"Usually some form of jumpsuit and my camera purse. Easy to move in for when you need to pop a squat, easy to clean for when you have to get dirty, and somewhat fashionable."}
+{"text":"New color film!!! lucky 200 has finally dropped. Anybody shot it yet? waiting for my order to arrive."}
+{"text":"to think lomography sold literal garbage rolls (some even marked with letters and codes on top of the image) for $20, and still do"}
+{"text":"Damn I expected chinaslop to cost less than Kodak Gold"}
+{"text":"its cheaper if you are from a third hole shithole, a roll of Gold cost 15 usd for me. And Lucky its just 9 USD so yeah."}
+{"text":"I've shot with the BW 400. I just finished my roll of Lucky 200, but I haven't developed it yet."}
+{"text":"how long does Reflx Lab take to ship to the US?"}
+{"text":"at what age and how did you find that you were into photography/videography?"}
+{"text":"14kf frames? Someone I know bought a cheapo canon rebel and sigma 70mm macro and valoi scanning kit to do 750 negs and did the laziest ever negative lab pro fixes because their family’s standard was \"as long as we can tell whats on them\" Good luck!"}
+{"text":"Bless you for going through the collection, plus now you can turn your relative into the next Vivian Meyer Post some for us"}
+{"text":"post your family anon"}
+{"text":"13, I got bullied in school, came back home crying, found a camera and then got lost in it for hours. Photography gave so much consolation over the years."}
+{"text":"then you got bullied again because the camera you found 1 year ago was a SNOY"}
+{"text":"photos"}
+{"text":"Go forbid a /p/ guy catches a person front on. They'd be in bed for a week afterwards with anxiety and panic attacks"}
+{"text":"Would you settle for something from the side instead? Sorry I missed focus."}
+{"text":"Anything smaller than MF is cope Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Pentax have made a few DSLRs in the last few years, the K3-III does look pretty interesting with a decent resolution and good AF (on paper). Canon's latest and greatest was the 90D which has an even higher resolution and not bad AF. Neither of those are on DXO so I can't quantify the sensor performance. However, Nikon's D7200 is and has similar performance to the A6600, actually a bit more dynamic range at ISO 100 and 200. Personally I wouldn't start investing in antiquated technology and a dead mount but it could very well work for you and it would save you some money. I'm just too used to the advantages of mirrorless to go back now."}
+{"text":"buffer fills up writes blank frames oof that hurt w-wait I mean… the limited buffer isn't actually a problem, if you're properly taking the time to frame each shot and not just blasting away like a retard haha gottem pentax wins again"}
+{"text":"What about the Tamron 70-300 for Z-mount? Seems pretty good to me."}
+{"text":"What are the advantages of mirrorless besides more compact?"}
+{"text":"Has APS-C like SNR, DR, and noise. How is the R5 II APC-C like in these features?"}
+{"text":"Insta thread Will follow anyone horgen_foto Had anyone got tips on how to find less popular content? The algorithm is just feeding me terrible tiktok reels with millions of views all day long."}
+{"text":"Zuck will ask you to send him videos of your butthole. Contact the insta team asap"}
+{"text":"That's not due to any export setting. Instagram often just likes to not show the full (Instagram) resolution of images when you view them. Sometimes it \"pops in\" after a short while, but it has nothing to do with your local connection. It is insta deciding not to give your images bandwidth."}
+{"text":"I had the same problem. Instagram seems to be optimized for phones (as it was originally designed to be a platform for phone pictures) So if you use high format pictures those appear bigger and in higher resolution on the phone. Anything else will get compressed to shit and only be shown very small naturally."}
+{"text":"gomoseksualist."}
+{"text":"Goodbye photoshop."}
+{"text":"flexes getting duped like a fool Especially if you have money it even more retarded to spend it on software, lmao."}
+{"text":"What should we be spending money on? Why is buying software bad?"}
+{"text":"Buying things is fine. Reasonable purchases are the hallmark of a functioning capitalist society. The more docile take is that Adobe hasn't added anything meaningful since CS5 and uses a predatory and overpriced model to squeeze consumer dry while offering few reasons to upgrade or subscribe. Since you can't (legally or through first-party channels) get a hold of older versions for less money, new users are stuck in this late-stage shithole that is Adobe subscriptions. inb4 buying things bad Buying terrible value products is bad."}
+{"text":"The more docile take is that Adobe hasn't added anything meaningful since CS5 Sounds more like early versions of Photoshop are fine for normies, but they have definitely added a lot since then. Their pricing model is cheaper than it was historically, like with CS5, and more accessible now. All things considered, it's still relatively cheap for how much time I use it. Older versions were more expensive. The only price increase for me has been within the last year, going from $10/month to a whopping $15/mo. If it's bad value for you, don't get it. But saying it's bad value in general is very silly."}
+{"text":"Thank you, Shantanu Naharayaniyenu."}
+{"text":"Should wild subjects have privacy?"}
+{"text":"This is one of the reasons why I appreciate photographing insects. People care a lot less. There's like a million of them. When we have like 4 owls in that one patch of woods and there's 50 photographers going after it (exaggeration) I can see where the issues start. So much attention will disrupt their lifecycle. And when there's so few individuals..."}
+{"text":"A dog will lick its cock and ass right in front of you. Privacy is exclusively a human need"}
+{"text":"The dog is just making a statement"}
+{"text":"oh deer"}
+{"text":"I mean, I'll do it in public too, but then they put me back on the house and make me take meds..."}
+{"text":"Laughing gull edition Last thread"}
+{"text":"Heron"}
+{"text":"The same heron."}
+{"text":"What software do you use for postprocessing Nothing at all, I haven't changed the settings on my d3400 and import the photos direct into my computer. I'll keep an eye out for bokeh since I also have an issue with pictures being blurry from hand shakes"}
+{"text":"Seethe, faggot."}
+{"text":"I need to find this location in map or this country"}
+{"text":"Looks like the east side of Moscow"}
+{"text":"Some Eastern Bloc nation."}
+{"text":"It's where I fucked your mom."}
+{"text":"Barnes and Nobles edition Prev:"}
+{"text":"Moar leaves"}
+{"text":"A sunset to close the thread"}
+{"text":"No, nothing like that. Why, do you have a firmware for that?"}
+{"text":"Very nice and soothing New bread here"}
+{"text":"How can you tell the difference between multicolored grain and multicolored noise?"}
+{"text":"dynamic range feels low but i cant really tell tho what the fuck is this captcha? oh i get it now"}
+{"text":"missed focus Where?"}
+{"text":"What's going on here? Some very shitty implementation of ICE? Anyway I think it's probably film, just very weirdly scanned/postprocessed. Or digital that someone spent too much of their time on trying to make it half-convincingly look like film for a gotcha effect."}
+{"text":"She knows he posts here and has read it all. Hence the divorce."}
+{"text":"Because it's like the Crate GX15R of camera systems"}
+{"text":"NEXT THREAD:"}
+{"text":"s this the POWER of hello where are you"}
+{"text":"Why is the depth of field so low? Is that intentional or how is the right front side of the chair in focus the left front not?"}
+{"text":"it now cost $20 to develop film only with no prints or scans AHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"its really not that hard to develop it yourself"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck is it more expensive to develop black and white film as opposed to color film? That's fucking insane."}
+{"text":"C41 is a standardized process that is uniform regardless of film speed (pushing/pulling aside), while b&w can be done different ways to achieve different outcomes and also requires different timing for different film speeds (unless your lab is doing rodinal stand dev I guess). More complexity = more expensive, while every lab has a machine that basically does c41 for them."}
+{"text":"B&W dev is done by hand, and C41 film is done by machine automation. I've seen a moderate rise of C41 B&W film being sold locally this past year or so. Local shop has sold a lot more XP2 Super than even HP5 according to the owner. The film is like an extra two bucks per roll but costs 2/3rd the dev cost at the same store so it's actually more economical. Besides, think of how much time it takes you to dev a single roll at home. Even if you've done it a hundred times and have all the chems ready to go, it still takes you a good 20-30 minutes to go through everything all the way to drying. I'm not surprised shops are charging $20 USD a roll to have an intern spend a solid half an hour on a single job."}
+{"text":"also that's the reason you never give your BW film to a lab because they don't know what look you want and they just use $something. if you shoot BW film you have to develop yourself to keep full control of the process. otherwise you could just get a digicam and shoot the monochrome JPG profile. same amount of control - just less cost."}
+{"text":"How do you do it? I've been getting more active with my photography for a few years now and it's starting to get messy. On my hard drive I have my pictures in different folder by year and month, so it's quick and easy to just clear out my SD card. Then in Lightroom I pick the images I like and want to use and put them in a collection. However usually I make one collection per \"set\" and very rarely group any of the collections. Only have a group for shooting at protests, one for portraits and a few for some multi-week trips I took that resulted in multiple photo-sets. In my context a set is just a collection of images with a similar theme or from the same day that I post on social media or send to friends or whatever. Having an ever growing list of collections seems like a problem waiting to happen, especially if I want to go pro one day, so I was wondering how you guys manage it? The only thing I've seen online that might be a good idea is maybe grouping my collections by location to make them a little easier to sort through when I end up visiting the same place multiple times."}
+{"text":"Year > Session / Event Monthly doesn't really make sense to me (and is just bad if you ever can't recall which month an image was from) I do usually have two Snapshot folders for everyday type stuff, one for fist half of the year and second for last half I'll usually have a Misc folder too for files I'm tinkering around with (think studio comparison tool) All exported files end up within the same Session folder so I don't really have to bother with viewing through LR/C1 if just browsing finished images. Switching to individual session folders instead of importing to one massive LR catalogue has been the best change I've made for both organization and workflow. Trying to link / group up \"similar\" images from different sessions always seemed like a waste of time to me."}
+{"text":"I export to a google docs folder called export. Photos are named YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. I print maybe 2 dozen photos a month and put them in a photo album in order with labels, that's my real organization method."}
+{"text":"For reference, I shoot ~150k frames a year"}
+{"text":"I shoot at a considerably less volume than you, but I use year > session/event as well. I find it easier to recall and fetch photos past photos this way."}
+{"text":"binder full of negatives (as well as a box with a bunch of older ones I haven't scanned yet), and then digitally all the scans are just in one big folder on an external and the ones I bother to edit/convert to jpg live in folders by year its probably not the best system"}
+{"text":"Been years since I posted here, photo dump."}
+{"text":"1 photo of a gimmick shot. Nice dump, loser."}
+{"text":"One photo Dump It makes sense, this being /p/ and all"}
+{"text":"this is his wowzer shot btw, like the strongest of the bunch, the first blow eh. a cocksucking snapshit."}
+{"text":"but it’s black and white with grain so it’s art"}
+{"text":"Cool pic. Nice thread."}
+{"text":"Give it straight to me, /p/. Are Leica M cameras a meme? Or are they worth it? Mainly for portraits, and rock and leaves."}
+{"text":"The niche: 3rd generation holocaust survivor who lives in a western metropol and hates it"}
+{"text":"artificial countertops Lol. Lmao even"}
+{"text":"More like omegalul, eh Tim? he doesn't even send catalogs to himself, what a poorfag"}
+{"text":"The glass is decent and crisp, but the price for that is extortionate."}
+{"text":"Moophurt lmao"}
+{"text":"shot using smartphone C&C plox"}
+{"text":"crazy vibes need a crazy angle all these shots are straight on horizontal get on the floor. get on your ass you want a filthy shot? then roll in the mud to get the shot. its all too sanitary."}
+{"text":"dumb"}
+{"text":"cope and seethe. you will never take a good photo."}
+{"text":"u know u can just hold a camera low right instead of getting on the ground. how dumb are u bruh"}
+{"text":"your highlights look awful, i'll ignore the green tint because its nostalgic to me being y2k af. your subjects and angles are boring and I dont know what youre trying to say other than \"I AM OBSESSED WITH AESTHETICS\" and vibes. Its half hearted and you dont commit enough at all to anything at all. you have to get lower or get high. get close or dont bother."}
+{"text":"Continuous LED lights are terrible for photography. This is an approximate $2400 600watt continuous LED light. At a distance of 2 meters, it can manage 1/60 iso400 f8 at full power. That converts to f4.8 iso400 1/200 if you wanted to get up to a barely usable photography shutter speed. And if you want to go down to iso 100, you are now around f2.8 So $2500 gets you something barely usable on your lowest settings at approx 2 meters, any further distance and it wont work. And if you want to use any modifier at all its all over and you wont even be able to have enough light for a photo. In before just shoot at iso 1600, no thanks, im not spending $2400 just to have to use iso1600."}
+{"text":"Yes, they're made for video. Of course there's going to be better options for photography"}
+{"text":"Bought it because it was more or less it30 but without the need to buy a riser Thought the off camera shooting was going to be a gimmick - a fun one, but a gimmick nonetheless It's not. It's THAT good even with a rather small range of 18m. Just by holding it in your second hand you can get so much creative control. A cheap selfie stick with a tripod and maybe an offbrand diffuser will genuinely let you have studio quality light for incredibly cheap and rather small package."}
+{"text":"Why the hell would think off camera flash would be a gimmick?"}
+{"text":"nta but /p/"}
+{"text":"NTA but I havent bought a transmitter despite theoretically knowing the power of off-camera flash. I envision my first outing with a transmitter, speedlite and softbox to be groundbreaking and literally make me cum from the results. Anon probably had the same revelation."}
+{"text":"show me what kind of weird shit you can make with photoshop"}
+{"text":"bluring my photos using jpeg artifacts"}
+{"text":"What the actual hell is wrong with my editing and photo something looks very wrong in the photo and I can’t decide on what it is I’m trying to get like a vibe Juno claspo but it doesn’t really fit that vibe"}
+{"text":"This was shot on a Canon 5D 12mp and edited in LR 3.5 on a Pentium 3 1ghz Dell c610 laptop with 2gb of RAM running XP SP3 on an IDE 40gb 4200rpm spinnydisk Your arguments, all of them in this thread, from all of you, are invalid."}
+{"text":"based blind man"}
+{"text":"those star trails bug me, them seem incidental instead of intentional when clearly some level of effort went into taking & editing that photo"}
+{"text":"Prolly just a side effect of exposing a night scene so long. I feel like anon didn't really care about three stars in the sky having a bit of a tail. In fact I would have liked it more if they were even longer (but like, 10x as long)"}
+{"text":"Prolly just a side effect of exposing a night scene so long. yes that's usually how you get star trails I'm saying I would have retouched them out of the photo, or let it expose for like 4x as long that's already like a 5' exposure, and either dawn or moonlight, so probably couldn't let it expose for much longer or the lighting changes too much"}
+{"text":"Should i get a Sony zv-e 10 II new or a Lumix S II. My goal is 4k 30fps with the highest dynamic range possible, 10bit log and fast sensor readout speed (low jellow)"}
+{"text":"You're right about the apertures and f1.4 being a meme for it, but you do need an ND filter, that's the one piece of gear that is unquestionably needed unless you only film indoors."}
+{"text":"posted it again award"}
+{"text":"You need an ND filter if you shoot any kind of log during daylight, even stopped down"}
+{"text":"No need of an ND filter If you shoot \"cienema\" you are gonna be shooting with a 180degree shutter. With a base iso of most cameras at 800, 1/48s outside is going to be fucking impossible. Even 100iso will be a stop over at f16."}
+{"text":"unzips dick AI porn is so good its unreal. dont even need OF anymore"}
+{"text":"Anyone else here working a regular job/day job as a photographer? I've been working as a real estate photographer for a while and still do side jobs for things like corporate portraits/events, and I'm curious if anyone else on /p/ works in photography too."}
+{"text":"It's funny how so many gurus and people in your life say to make your job your hobby. Same thing with cars too, I knew a guy that loved cars and then fucking hated them and never did shit to his own car ever again after he started working as a mechanic. He let his car pretty much rot because he couldn't stand doing what he already did for work as an after work project."}
+{"text":"Entry/mid level jobs require you to sell your soul to excel spreadsheets or lung cancer for pennies over minimal legal wage with unpaid overtime. Anything that can get you away from today's hellish market is desired"}
+{"text":"he thinks the photography/filmography industry isn't also soul crushing or pays more than pennies Lol"}
+{"text":"I meant that market of regular jobs is so unbearable to people any escape plan is giving them hope. that means escaping right into the trap of even more competitive and ungrateful industry or hell of getting contracts for small buisness survival"}
+{"text":"Gotcha. Same thing I did, I was in a normie regular job and jumping into a full time professional photography job sounded like a dream come true, but it just meant getting fucked in pay and essentially being told I was really lucky and other people dream of getting the job. I've no doubt they replaced in me in seconds but who knows how long the new guy will last, the industry rotates through normal people fast while only the people who are willing to be shit on will remain."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna attend a wedding on saturday and i want to shoot some film. It's an african wedding, so there will be loads of bright colors and warm hues. I shoot with a Point and shoot camera (pentax iqzoom), but i own a SLR (Nikon fg 20). I have never shot with an slr camera, and i have no clue how they work. But i reckon the pictures look better on an slr. I have two dilemmas at hand I don't know which film stock is good for capturing warm hues I don't know if i should try out the slr camera (or if i should play it safe) i want to capture something reminiscent of picrel"}
+{"text":"I think it will be pretty well lit inside, NTA. Don't be fooled. Even pretty heavy indoor lighting is nowhere near the LV of the outdoors. Indoors with film I'm normally pushing HP5 to 800 at minimum and realistically to 1600 (but I think it looks kind shit pushed two stops). At 800 ISO I'm only just in a \"safe\" shutter speed range to avoid camera shake and I need to ask people to stay still for photos indoors. 400 ISO film is absolute minimum for indoors and I'd be pushing that one stop anyway. If you're using colour film then fagghedaboudit"}
+{"text":"Portra and Lomo 800 work fine indoors, if a bit grainy. But pushing hp5 will make the grain apparent too."}
+{"text":"get old gold 100 (2006-2005)"}
+{"text":"it is possible to mount 28mm (if you have one) to fg-20 set aperture to 5.6 and 3.3m focus and shoot day with kodak 100 proimage"}
+{"text":"Didnt understand half of that but what I got is get 400 iso I dont really like the look of kodak ultramax 400 though. It doesn't look warm, and it doesnt have that \"film\" look I have decided to use the point anf shoot so i dont think i can make adjustments like that. I need to finalize what kind of film I'll be using because im going to buy it later today. Ektar100 or kodak gold is what i am considering right now"}
+{"text":"Wetplate Edition Please post film photos, talk about film photography, film gear like cameras, film stocks, news, and tips/tricks in this thread. Also talk about darkroom practices, enlargers, photo paper, techniques like dodging/burning, tools, and equipment related to enlarging, developing, and printing. Thread Question: What alternative processes would you like to try? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"is… this one of yours?"}
+{"text":"E100"}
+{"text":"Yes it is."}
+{"text":"I'm not one of the harshest critics of your eggs but have to say that is a marked improvement maybe I'm just a sucker for contrast"}
+{"text":"Neat, thanks. I never bother to do edits but maybe I should start."}
+{"text":"I shoot black and whit 'art' photos. I print a lot. So i spend a lot of time looking at the details of each photo. especially if they're hanging on my wall. that being said, i have a conundrum which, surprisingly, isn't well covered on the internet: would you say a leica monochrom, or a medium format (with more bits and more sensor real estate) would produce better black and white images?"}
+{"text":"Yep, silly me. I totally forgot. Somday I'll stop being such fucking scum. Alas, today is not that day."}
+{"text":"I like my nikon zr with its huge ass screen"}
+{"text":"Dope choice, I'd love to get one Still sad"}
+{"text":"The Monochrom is cool and I'd like to try it sometime. But it's just way too expensive to justify. You can buy a Pentacon Six with a Carl Zeiss lens for $200 and 200 rolls of bw film including development and scanning ($20/roll) for the same price as the Leica without no lens. Double that if you develop yourself, which is half the fun with bw anyway."}
+{"text":"So buy a k-1 mark ii and have it converted to monochrome."}
+{"text":"Who the fuck likes this focal length? What is its purpose?"}
+{"text":"get close that's the fucking secret to phone-like focal lengths. (there's a reason why 28mm looks like snapshits - because it's the snapshit focal length every teenage girl uses on her iphone)"}
+{"text":"If you go wide, shoot wide subjects or get close as  said. Seaside shots as well as in-car shots are two examples that benefit from proper wides."}
+{"text":"Word, I'll creep up closer. Or shoot wide landscapes. Also the wider lenses for this camera are expensive. If I can't make 28mm work I'll probably just go back to shooting 50 and 135."}
+{"text":"i'll see you in court."}
+{"text":"Get 28mm vision in your mind. It usually can be acquired by getting closer to subject and observing the environment before shootong. Wide angles are difficult because our vision is usually much narrower. But some dudes mentioned about muh zooming with your feet It's a meme. If you make a change in the distance between camera and the subject, you will get different result. It just doesnt work. On this matter, i recommend to think of composition based on the distance between you and the subject, rather than focal lengh of your lens and the subject."}
+{"text":"\"Black and white are the colors of photography. To me they symbolize the alternatives of hope and despair to which mankind is forever subjected.\" Robert Frank. \"I work in colour sometimes, but I guess the images I most connect to, historically speaking, are in black and white. I see more in black and white – I like the abstraction of it.\" Mary Ellen Mark I see a pattern. One of making the world increasingly drab to demoralize the people. Look up their early lives."}
+{"text":"Everything is either white, black, or a shade of grey. Maybe you see a couple blue and red cars, and if you find something yellow or even green you've hit the jackpot for the day More of an /o/-tier whinge than /p/ but I feel like the sentiment applies here as well. Everything is just devoid of colour these days"}
+{"text":"High Impact were the days"}
+{"text":"I'm only shooting for myself. Travel and family. Photo and video. What I learned is that video easily brings people to tears. Because it's so real, you can dive back in memories and experience everything once more. Photography is different. You look at the images and it only activates emotions IF you use them to remember back that moment. B&W photos make it easier to remember back because it makes your brain start thinking. You don't get the exact image of a situation but more a vague interpretation in form of a colorless scene. So I believe that this is the reason why b&w photography is so emotional for many while color photos just collect dust forever on your hdd. But that is just my idea and I don't know if thats any true. Once the Ricoh GR4x mono appears I use it as an excuse to learn more about it"}
+{"text":"Black and white is harder because you can only rely on light and composition"}
+{"text":"I would like a small, retro style camera for hobbyist / snap shitting type photography. Image quality is important to me, but not the end all, be all. I do not want a full frame type camera such as the ZF. I already have a D850, and actually owned a ZF for several months, before getting rid of it as the lack of grip and overall hugeness made it very unfun to walk around and shoot with. Between the OM-5 and some Fuji cam, which is the best choice?"}
+{"text":"He's alive he posted on /k/ a while ago. He has a Z7 and keeps shilling H&K. Better cameras are also fun, spastic ESL bro, not just the em5iii re-re-release. Nice buyers remorse doe."}
+{"text":"Accusing better photographers of being zoophiles is rude. Poor 8x10 eggGod gets the same treatment. Is it all you?"}
+{"text":"I don't think his tests were scientific enough."}
+{"text":"I member dog didnt move indoors t-the lighting changed Larger pixels having better shadow recovery and more sensitivity was already known to real niggas anyways"}
+{"text":"shadow recovery either you're too retarded to get a proper exposure in camera or you're retarded to think that shadows need any recovery it's a sign of the autistic mind to try to show everything in a picture"}
+{"text":"Should dishonest photography be shunned?"}
+{"text":"I must have missed where you suggested it was something else causing the distortion? I didn't, what I cared about was dispelling the fiction that the lens was distorting the shadows."}
+{"text":"everybody taking about the moon itt needs to be executed also what the fuck is dishonest photography? any image at all could be considered dishonest because it is a single view of a single instant of a subject or event, its like how people talk about how much they hate \"bias\" or \"indoctrination/propaganda\" when what they really mean is they dont like it when others treat a perspective other than the mainstream perspective on a topic as true for example: teaching kids in school to be liberal capitalists = cool and normal teaching kids that liberalism and or capitalism might be bad = evil indoctrination and brainwashing literally every perspective is biased and its the same with photography literally every image could be considered a lie based on the intentions of the person framing the image i think the only thing that could actually be considered dishonest is how people use an image to make their audience feel, if i took a photo of a dead Palestinian killed by an israeli JDAM and the zog used the photo to say it was actually hamas who killed the kid or to say it was somehow the kids fault he god the bomb dropped on his head that would be dishonest but the photo would not be"}
+{"text":"Capitalism does not exist. It was invented as a strawman to propagandize neo-feudalism aka the unending struggle towards real communism. And its greatest triumph is convincing americans that its real and business are the equals of the state or else the entire country is logically obligated to go full commie. You will also find this “jedi” mind trick in other debates. And not just lefty insanity like veganism and population replacement either. It is also used by the right wing. You must adhere to ____ or your world will end if you ever stop being a hypocrite, and anyone can do anything they want and you cant logically complain. Know this trick. Fear it. Hate it. And remember the more you acknowledge ISM dichotomies the more powerful they become."}
+{"text":"also what the fuck is dishonest photography? The Bahbah thread is a great example of it. Photography done with the pretense that it's presenting some deep truth when it's just navel-gazing erotica peppered with some critic bait. The faux rebellious aspect of it is also part of the dishonesty. The photographer is playing it safe while pretending to be some daring maverick. The idea that it's speaking truth to power when it's actually just power talking. It's corrupt to the core, there's no sincerity in it. Another example, hobotography."}
+{"text":"lol they forgot to shoop in the stars"}
+{"text":"let's see them"}
+{"text":"That's a 3d render you fucking retarded liar"}
+{"text":"Are you fucking blind? That's clearly AI generated. You can tell by the mist distance effect it pulled from a video game"}
+{"text":"Neither of you idiots know how to reverse image lookup? It's built into 4chan. Start with the triangle next to the [Reply] link. \"Tower of Terror\", DisneySea Tokyo."}
+{"text":"Yeah, that's obviously the location he used to build training data for his AI model. Glad we're getting somewhere"}
+{"text":"Which do you think is more useful for Architecture photography - a Panoramic tripod head? Or A Tilt Shift lens?"}
+{"text":"Noobie photographer here, what is a panoramic tripod head? Does it have angle locking, because it seems like the thing in the OP does, and I'm considering that for what I say in"}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried using the search bar on a web browser to find info about unfamiliar things? (I suggest trying duckduckgo before Google cause platform decay slop.) A $€£ 5 round bubble level might help getting camera pointing straight down with whatever tripod+head you have. (Fancy head will not help if your tripod is a wobbly toy.) If you need to scan documents / books borrow, rent or buy a document / book scanner. From quick glance to a € 104.40 one on sale at Amazon(de) the bundled software can flatten and split pages and remove background and fingers. (Dunno if that scanner is any good or +1000% tarifed in Murica.)"}
+{"text":"I did a lot of searching on this a year or so ago and wasn't able to find much at the time, but since I'm not knowledgeable on photography I figured it was possible I simply wasn't using the right terminology I'm not just wanting a level, because that still introduces room for my tweaking to be slightly off if by eye I don't notice the level not being actually entirely level. I'm wanting something that actually locks itself to different angle increments so there's no room for error."}
+{"text":"Panoramic tripod heads are so you can shoot panoramas while keeping the nodal point the same If you pan direction on a normal tripod, differences in nodal point can give you some distortion It doesn't have much functional benefit outside of panoramas / composite You can get geared heads which offer precise angle adjustment as the knobs are \"geared\" rather than \"locked/unlocked\" like most heads, but they are generally quite expensive. Any decent tripod will lock at whatever angle you want, and you can usually be fine with relying on the cameras built-in level."}
+{"text":"See A and B of If you don't account for parallax, you can end up with a slightly different perspective"}
+{"text":"In order to achieve this kind of black does it got to be underexposed or overexposed? and how many stops? Point the light meter at the subject or at the empty space? thanks in advance"}
+{"text":"the degens on 4chin say the moon is made of cheddar so it must be troo Nice self report schizo."}
+{"text":"It depends on what you are trying to achieve. That looks like a record sleeve and will therefore have been printed from cmyk inks. Get your lighting right and convert to monochrome in Photoshop The covert back to cmyk and fuck around with curves until you get it how you want"}
+{"text":"you seem angry that you're not creative. you're probably good at something else, so maybe do that instead :)"}
+{"text":"if you knew who I am you wouldn't be saying dumb basement shit Anon pulls the classic nepo 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?\" boomer-grade rebuttal"}
+{"text":"I like the aesthetics of tobbaco, zippos and leather"}
+{"text":"Tobacco is thirdie, not manly."}
+{"text":"It has so much aura"}
+{"text":"The best is cedar sticks. Using butane is preferable to a zippo type lighter because lighter fluid also has a bad taste to it."}
+{"text":"Not sure what the name of this aesthetic is. I have the same journal but green, I have a matt silver zippo with a cigar lighter insert. I also drink Jaeger but only on holidays. Listen.. we are in a photography forum with a bunch of other performative clowns. Just lean into what you like, but dont go full fedora. Never go full fedora."}
+{"text":"and a worse form of it than vidya or movies?"}
+{"text":"Its not that deep lil bro"}
+{"text":"our eye color is direclty related to our bheavior, to our intelligence I love that any time I think I must have encountered the absolute dumbest manchild in the world, I can get on this board and within minutes one of you will prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"great characters and stories If that's what draws you to play video games you are severely retarded"}
+{"text":"he whole fuckin world contributes less to math than the balkans. there's something in the fucking water over there. As the nobel comittee found one year, they've got irritable beet farmers solving world-stumping math problems for lulz. ...who did not want to be bothered about prizes of money that day lol"}
+{"text":"t. has never taken a good photo in his life kys collector consumer fag"}
+{"text":"What is the future of photography /p If you were starting today what would you buy? Will stand alone cameras start needing more technological integrated features? Will cameras push harder for realism and imbedded certificates to show its a real photo or will cameras start integrating inbuilt editing features to add in skies on blown photos etc? Will standalone cameras start adding features to make short form video? I’m just worried buying today the world of photography is about to go through its most drastic change in its entire existence and this will occur over the next 10 years Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Well, AI has to eliminate noise, aberrations and fuzz and then generate the perfect photo from what's left with plausible detail that is not in original to make the result look natural. I don't think current models can do that yet. But I'm no expert in AI or using AI. But I do think graphic designers are already truly screwed. The left one is part of my own filtered photo of turbulent water. I asked Grok to \"find 24 shapes from this image which could be good logo of startup but different from any existing logo and draw them as lineart in 4x6 grid\" (sic)"}
+{"text":"getting paid to generate a bunch of random shapes is a doomed career path Well yes, but actually no. The good graphic designers are still going to completely BTFO any AI generated shit smear because AI is only good at identifying, repeating and feeding into patterns. A top-shelf graphic designer will still find work for the businesses that want to disassociate with AI. Genuinely good design is still the hallmark of a human mind (for now) and it's very obvious when genuine thought and talent went into a graphic. It's just the semi-unemployed post-grads that are fucked, and rightly so."}
+{"text":"I do not disagree. I've asked AI find most \"important\" or shapes from abstract turbulence and what it finds simply is not at all what human brain would pick up. AI can generate unlimited boring slop but AI also is already very good doing generic busywork and management. Top-self creative people will keep their jobs but there are not that many of those."}
+{"text":"future of photo is literally AI, but this cumslurping board is too dumb to get that. we should be having AI photo threads"}
+{"text":"are those fuji worms?"}
+{"text":"Took this photo with my Lumix DMC-FX8, default settings, auto. The screen is unfortunately now broken, so I can't use it anymore since I don't think I can replace the screen. I haven't had a friend since I was 12 and everyone has forgotten me. Also the text says \"You are loved.\""}
+{"text":"Søte bror, hvorfor har du ikke hatt venner siden du var 12?"}
+{"text":"whack composition"}
+{"text":"Everyone just sort of drifted apart after middle school, I never managed to make any friends in both high school and college everyone was already too tight knit, I guess I have just forgotten how to make friends honestly."}
+{"text":"Pray for Friends, anon"}
+{"text":"Then photography is perfect for you. You can look forward to spending all your time and money researching and flipping gear, and end up taking pictures of buildings, trees, backs of peoples heads, and rant nonstop to yourself about how all the degenerate commie jews have outsmarted you to the success you’re entitled to as a glorious capitalist of a superior race. Welcome."}
+{"text":"Three sciences about light that'll help you understand: The science of photons, electromagnetic radiation, and bosons Two technical concepts that'll help you understand how your camera works: How computers work, how chemistry works, and how the mechanics work in a camera. (Anon here like what the fuck computers? Yes anon your digital camera is a damn computer like a smartphone is a damn computer. Hell even in some cases a calculator can be a computer. And the next what the fuck statement is about film photography which is indeed chemistry.) Last thing is knowing how all the programming and placement of the camera functionality is in your camera. Such as knowing what the hell C4k is in a Panasonic GH5 for example. You do all this you would know your camera like a mechanic knows a car. Congratulations you are a step ahead in being a photographer or cinematographer. The most important part about all of this is the hardest part which is does it make sense to you like any other art form?"}
+{"text":"No. I'll tell you what this is like. When the video game Crash Bandicot came out, the developer knew the PS1 so much he put a hack on the game to allow the game to use more data than it should. From doing that, Crash Bandicot had higher resolution graphics than a lot of games on the PS1. The same thing can happen with a camera. Say you know what am EF mount is. You being the common consumer would (I hate doing this NeoNazi speak but I have to to sell my point on this site) have to go to Jew BHPhoto on this site and Jew Amazon to buy new lenses. So now instead of buying from Jews you can buy a cheap lens from a Japanese guy on eBay (Jannies I tried speaking his language). Now imagine the same with lights. You don't want to buy all this expensive equipment when you know from how light works a few cheap high output lights will do. You know from reading the light meter on your phone at daylight there is enough light under a shade for a photo."}
+{"text":"New info: light summed up is a quantum function like quarks and leptons."}
+{"text":"hi, I've learned this statement by heart, internalised the knowledge and took a picture. It looks like shit."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Checking in on all Zachs."}
+{"text":"Sprawl 'em Edition Previously:"}
+{"text":"I just saw the way you’ve blended the neck with the white background. If the entire image was blended into the background that way, I think it would be a great artistic effect. Also, since it’s supposed to look “illustrative,” I think, sharpness is working against you. Softness could improve the aesthetic quality of the image."}
+{"text":"Did you use any flash or reflector so they are not underexposed? By the angle of the sun that guy should look like a nigger"}
+{"text":"you missed a major opportunity not having them kiss so that the sun is between the two of them, and metering off the sunset do you have bad knees or something? why shoot from eye level for this? this is the best of the series these are fucking dope everyone knows the key to great photos is to leave parts of the body sort of out of frame, not center OR use the rule of thirds, and make sure the horizon's not level"}
+{"text":"Truth"}
+{"text":"It was a good fart."}
+{"text":"Martin Parr R.I.P. Street and Documentary style dump thread"}
+{"text":"Bro, this sucks. I semi regularly pop to the Martin Parr foundation, went and saw his film where he came and did a little storytime at the end and I bumped into him in a cafe a few months ago, said \"thanks for the inspiration\" whilst spillin' spaghetti. Pour a cup of tea out for a real one :("}
+{"text":"So you're saying they're timeless?"}
+{"text":"Rest in peace King. Martin Parr was based for not giving a fuck and for making fun of people. Humanity is a not a sacred. More often than not it is grotesque race. Fuck those twitter subhumans who canceled him over nothing. May all of those die painful deaths."}
+{"text":"He was cancelled when the last resort first came out for doing \"exploitative poverty porn\", so he did the cost of living next, which had it's sights on the middle/upper class. Anyone trying to cancel him today is just lacking in historical context or an understanding of his work."}
+{"text":"rip["}
+{"text":"Snapshot edition Previous thread"}
+{"text":"What difference does it make"}
+{"text":"It looks so dreamy and painterly!"}
+{"text":"Silver tones."}
+{"text":"New bread:"}
+{"text":"I'm just wondering if my m43dar is advancing."}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /po/! We specialize in origami, papercraft, and everything that’s relevant to paper engineering. This board is also an great library of relevant PDF books and instructions, one of the best resource of its kind on the internet. Questions and discussions of papercraft and origami are welcome. Threads for topics covered by paper engineering in general are also welcome, such as kirigami, bookbinding, printing technology, sticker making, gift boxes, greeting cards, and more. Requesting is permitted, even encouraged if it’s a good request; fulfilled requests strengthens this board’s role as a repository of books and instructions. However do try to keep requests in relevant threads, if you can. /po/ is a slow board! Do not needlessly bump threads."}
+{"text":"For each date that I go on, I would like to give my date something that I have folded myself. My first date is the 7th and I will be gifting a crane then. Do you guys have any more suggestions? Traditional is preferred, but contemporary or from something (like an anime or video game since she really likes those) is also welcome. My origami skills need honing, though, since I took a several year long break, so simpler origami is preferred for the time being. Thank you for your help."}
+{"text":"Neat model, but my experience with papercraft is nil."}
+{"text":"Very nice, but beyond my skill level. Unfortunately, my grandmother was gravely ill, so I had to nurse her and cancel my dating plans until 2026. The current offer for a date is out to lunch on Wednesday, but she said that she would let me know tonight, since she has some travelling at the end of this week. She did however say that she want to be by my side and that we both want for us to have the best life possible. So that is not to say that there was no progress after nearly a month since my last post. Origami posts will be done tonight, I need to cut some more paper first, though."}
+{"text":"wtf, ts fire, and defnetly rlly hard ;/"}
+{"text":"it's beautiful"}
+{"text":"I love this. I'm gonna print it and make this OP."}
+{"text":"gem"}
+{"text":"made him. despite shitty b/w printer and not being good at this at all. he'll live in front of the blue crystal bookends."}
+{"text":"I guess we're doing greyscale now"}
+{"text":"I've looked everywhere and can't find anything the artist is called Ingrid Siliakus she does some cool stuff but wondering if she had any templates or does she keep this stuff secret?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe this thread is 9 years old."}
+{"text":"RIP to the old pinned posts on all the boards. since they died, this thread is the oldest thread on 4chan now. good job"}
+{"text":"bumping for September 2025."}
+{"text":"really nice anon, how long did it take u on another note i had graduated high school three months prior to the creation of the thread"}
+{"text":"Welcome to 2026 old thread. Only a few months to go"}
+{"text":"Teach me how to make a paper crane"}
+{"text":"Just checked out the entire board completely dead most action this board's gotten years I wonder if my thread will stay up for years."}
+{"text":"I'm a tourist too. Reminiscing about the old days. Thought I would come in here. I want this image to last 5 years. Will it be done?"}
+{"text":"First time ever coming to this board. I can't believe these threads are years old."}
+{"text":"Anyone happen to have Akira Yoshizawa (吉沢 章) first book New Origami Art (新らしい おりがみ藝術) ? I found what looks like it could be a download link from Russian library source Bigenc but I am not in Russia and unable to try it out. If anyone was in Russia and wanted to give it a go, it's this: bigenc.ru/b/xin-rashiiorigamiyun-shu-54592f"}
+{"text":"This is what you found a page of."}
+{"text":"I have that book"}
+{"text":"does anyone else remember lucky stars? those origami stars made by gently tying paper? bc I've never heard anyone else acknowledge them and i think I'm going mad"}
+{"text":"Isn’t there a book about this or am I remembering wrong"}
+{"text":"Welcome, this is a SHARING thread, where you request and share single diagrams (preferably). And I would like to encourage sharing this mockingbird."}
+{"text":"I have both books Do you have anything to exchange? Write me to: molinas726valentina(@) gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have and willing to share the diagram of this model?"}
+{"text":"Can anyone please share JOAS Special 2024? I'm interested in the African Penguin diagram"}
+{"text":"(﹏)"}
+{"text":"''bzz''"}
+{"text":"Paperboots get smaller"}
+{"text":"omg boat family"}
+{"text":"it makes me sound like a fag but I love how whenever you find build instructions they can be in any possible language. Just looking at the meaningless diagram saying I need to ㄎ歸ㄑ雖ㄙㄩㄜˉ"}
+{"text":"this is such a wonderful photo i hope you'll have a great day anon"}
+{"text":"Me encantaría saber cómo hiciste el chiquitito."}
+{"text":"I also made one just half centimeter long but i think its just obsession to new things"}
+{"text":"I made this little puzzle box called a soma cube for my girlfriend for Christmas. I was going to make a little wooden box to put it in, wood burn something on it, and then wrap the box up for Christmas with a few other things I have since returned since, well, she broke up with me. I haven't made the wooden box yet, and I'm kind of lost on whether I should finish it up for the sake of completion or if I should just make a paper box and wrap it up just to sit on a shelf, maybe for someone else or the next girlfriend, or just to sit as a trinket."}
+{"text":"well i think this is good :)"}
+{"text":"Someone got a template for a simple box?"}
+{"text":"merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"can i have it they're so cute"}
+{"text":"Thats somewhat sad. I hope you're alright. Nice idea for a present!"}
+{"text":"A thread for discussion and posting of anything related to sonobe, kusudama, bascetta, Chinese paperfolding and similar stuff."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for diagrams for modular 2D stars that really hold without glue. My flagship here is Maria Sinayskaya's Braided Corona star. You know what I mean! But you have to try it out anew each time. So I'm folding my way through the 2D star world—always looking for new models. I'm specifically looking for diagrams or video tutorials for stars that can't be found by simply Googling (sorry. My search skills aren't sufficient beyond Googling, ChatGPT, and this 4chan board). These include: Maria Sinayskaya: Brina Star, Camilla Star, Susanna Star, Tereza Star, Evan Zodl: Interstellar, Maria's Star, and other stars! Usman Rosyidhi: Deca Star; Rotari Star, Sturroya Star Maximilliano Ortiz: both star books etc. Last but not least, the stars are for an already successful, ongoing social project. I have no personal commercial interest in this, but I would like to expand my portfolio for the project. So please share with me, and thank you very much!"}
+{"text":"I don't like buying paper but magazines are free. If your browser can translate look up fendy tong he has a lot of cool tutorials up"}
+{"text":"Is that \"single\" or \"2-ply\", because agazine sheets seem too thin on their own"}
+{"text":"I don't get the question. lot of magazines vary in thickness. Those squares are almost thicker than I can use. It is a free travel mag so they are trying to look fancy. Here it is before I finished it and square of it"}
+{"text":"Oh hey I have that book."}
+{"text":"I want to create a PMC/User Version of Death Wish/Taken where a severly autustic guy who lives in a group home becomes a vigilante after his primary caretaker is killed. No one belives hes the vigilante until they discover his seemingly harmless channel,but in the end he is found not mentally competent to stand trial and is let free. The same incompetent law enforcement that let his caretaker’s brutalized walk free has also let himself walk free.. The challenge was to make a mask that was scary and effective while still looking like it could’ve been made by a disabled person. In my original drafts this is supposed to be his “first mask” like he lacks the mental capacity to understand what vigilantism is but he knows that if he gets caught killing people,good or bad,he would get caught (though he’s unaware that nobody would believe he was the vigilante anyways due to his condition). So he constructs a “crappy” mask,but over time the group home teaches him paper mache so he learns to make better and better ones. It’s hard to make something look bad on purpose without it looking… bad. I was inspired by kids making paper Micheal Myers masks mainly."}
+{"text":"He doesn't understand the concept of vigilantism,but he has a good moral compass,so he's aware he can go to prison for murder despite the fact no one would believe he's the one doing it. So at first he creates a rather crude mask out of printer paper and tape,but thanks to arts and crafts at the group home he slowly makes better and better paper mache ones."}
+{"text":"keep us posted, friend. This concept is extremely interesting."}
+{"text":"make mask of this."}
+{"text":"it would be scary as fuck, but for real go something like this uncanny badly made distorted way, use it as inspiration."}
+{"text":"paper mache with comic book pages and peanut butter to absorb the hero's powers"}
+{"text":"By chance, does anyone have this book to share?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Does anyone happen to have this old book to share or trade?"}
+{"text":"it looks cute anon"}
+{"text":"Keep it up, anon. Stop motion is a cool medium."}
+{"text":"anyone who has this model to trade please"}
+{"text":"Not OP. That's what I did. :3"}
+{"text":"hell yeah support the artists and we'll get more"}
+{"text":"Fuck off lmao Commented on a shit ton of posts for what"}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"Hey guys, first time poster here. So i tried asking ChatGPT to generate me a template out of curiosity. I wasted 2 weeks cause it couldn't export the PDF and some other technical shit. Don't even know if its possible. Do you guys know a way to generate a template for this vehicle: the VBCI. I don't have the skill (or money) to do it myself and flatten it with some dedicated software Didn't find a free template online either btw"}
+{"text":"Is there a serial key for the new pepakura?"}
+{"text":"Chatgpt Not gonna make it faggot"}
+{"text":"bro chatgpt is nowhere near being able to do that lul, it's just a retarded chatbot"}
+{"text":"Stop using ChatGPT before you lose all cognitive function and need the bobot to fuck your wife please for the love of god"}
+{"text":"So i tried asking ChatGPT *laughs in skynet*"}
+{"text":"How do I make this?"}
+{"text":"Didn't work"}
+{"text":"Pearto and my cat Iselda"}
+{"text":"this is neat found an unfinished '93 SUISEI in a basement, this will help me check if there's no parts missing"}
+{"text":"holy fucking shit that's retarded they could have printed the main spar in one piece diagonally instead of 3 parts (H+P+P) and a stupid junction (R)"}
+{"text":"there's just one more thing previous builder cut out just one fuselage segment, and he deleted all the tabs now I'm wondering whether he did an oopsie, or is it some advanced technique where you don't stack fuselage segments on top of each other but join them flush on a separate piece"}
+{"text":"Previous thread's life finally ended after 3 years. Let's start a new one!"}
+{"text":"Are you  ? You can check  to see some advice on step 8, maybe it can help..."}
+{"text":"Looking for a crane that flaps its wings when you pull on the tail."}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me what is going on in steps 11 and 12 for the club? i have tried several times but it is not possible to fold the back part down like how it is shown in the diagram"}
+{"text":"It's very likely you did something wrong, the sinks on steps 9 and 10 are open. Can you show me a pic of what you've done?"}
+{"text":"nevermind, it's dead now"}
+{"text":"More."}
+{"text":"I also was in that thread"}
+{"text":"First post of ‘26"}
+{"text":"04/03/25"}
+{"text":"what the hell is methylcellulose why can't my fucking country stock even passable paper all you westerntards can just walk into a specialized art store and buy whatever the fuck you want and it's all nice and packaged up it's just poor people here stocking \"stationary shops\" and they don't know that there's different types of paper one day I'll get out of this hellhole and actually be able to do origami"}
+{"text":"sometimes wallpaper paste is just methyl cellulose. You can also make wheat paste yourself pretty easily and use it the same way as MC."}
+{"text":"lmao you poor cunts can't even fold paper?"}
+{"text":"my diaphragm..."}
+{"text":"I accidentally wandered in here from /pol and thought, \"meh, 4chan is 4chan let's see what fucking \"paper and origami\" is about, should be basket weaving...\" its just /pol"}
+{"text":"Just spraying a clearcoat can cause fuzziness, transparency staining, warping, and collapse. Paint the entire model with PVA glue/Elmers/Aiileens/white paper glue, slowly a portion at a time drying being sessions. When fully coated and dry, spray with an acrylic clear coat, it bonds with PVA and creates a glossy, slightly moisture repellent, dustable surface. Best advice: take all recommendations ITT and test them on scraps of paper to learn what works."}
+{"text":"fuck me i thought this was /pol/"}
+{"text":"Nice, this is the thread I need rn. Should I use glossy paper or normal papper? Just tell me the name of the right one, what are the specs? I'm a noob, but I WANT to make pic real and I NEED it to be shiny."}
+{"text":"Just use modge podge on it"}
+{"text":"i think glossy paper is a pain in the ass to do paper craft with. i think coating the paper (before cutting) with a shiny-drying glue or modpodge is the way to go. you'd have to experiment which glue does not smudge the ink or warp the paper... i don't have experience with this, though and i would bet that anything you put on it results in at least slight warping of the paper. in woodworking you solve this by treating both sides of it, so the forces that lead to warping even out. good luck! (also FUCK this captcha bullshit)"}
+{"text":"RE-POST REQUEST. It's been pretty dead lately, not even requests, so I don't know if any one will read this. Can some one please re-post \"Origami Pro 7\" and \"Origami Tanteidan Convention 29\". They've been shared everywhere else already, so why not in 4chan?"}
+{"text":"This crap doesn't belong here."}
+{"text":"Fukui_Hisao_-_Real_origami_is_amazing_Dinosaurs_and_ancient_creatures_pdf Is anyone able to reupload this? I found it in the archive but both links are dead."}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"No problem."}
+{"text":"What is your favourite thing to make?"}
+{"text":"Don't have a picture but frogs that can jump. Learned it from a friend of the family when I was a kid and practiced until I could do it by heart. Easy as hell to make, can be made with a post-it note and kids go crazy for them."}
+{"text":"I like to make paper ships out of candy wrappers so I can let them swim on top of the water I put in bowls after use to wash them more easily. I also like to make them on the go, although I throw those away more quickly without giving them a chance to swim. I used to try to let paper ships swim in open water as a kid, back when I was really oblivious to the environment lol. I think a remote controlled model boat would be cool... I wish I lived closer to the sea so I could board real boats..."}
+{"text":"boxes with decorative lids. i love practical origami. i make lots of envelopes and boxes, and sometimes wish i had friends just to wrap up their gifts in a cute origami container"}
+{"text":"paper ostriches; it was an inside joke for my friend group in high school. I don't talk to any of them anymore, but I do miss them a lot, and whenever I think of them in my spare time, I make one"}
+{"text":"masks"}
+{"text":"My stuff Say nice things about it"}
+{"text":"You must have a lot of free time to have that big collection (i luv the gura one)"}
+{"text":"UNBELEIVABLY GOOD. i thought it was real figures for 5 secs"}
+{"text":"IRyS spotted"}
+{"text":"Is that a sandworm in the top right rear? Love that. And did your paint that crazy cat in the top shelf on the left yourself??"}
+{"text":"Fire! At first i thought it was real figures :D"}
+{"text":"what do i do now? should i just kms or get a canon printer?"}
+{"text":"no, you need to physically have a canon printer and use the software in order to download. not sure if there's a bypass or i will just have to pony up the case to get a dogshit one in order to get the prints from their creative park website..."}
+{"text":"Why not both?"}
+{"text":"If you have a canon printer can you download pdf or do you have to print it on that canon printer?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, that really sucks. But you can find very good stuff from paperzonevn.com (even canon's creations) or only-paper.ru. Don't worry, with a bit of dedication, you will outclass the beginner's models from canon creativepark."}
+{"text":"paperzone That site is cancer and forces you to remove adblocker to use. Is there any other way around it?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"this is the thread"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"last"}
+{"text":"Perfect sculpture to worship the pepe"}
+{"text":"is there a single video game that's more /po/ than Tearaway?"}
+{"text":"I think this game is a good contender."}
+{"text":"looks more like /i/ desu"}
+{"text":"Post girls und panzer paper craft and related! I have been looking for the full Papercraft any help is appreciated"}
+{"text":"Do you have any tank origami guides or other papercraft materials?"}
+{"text":"Hey dude I did a quick search for it and I couldn't find it. The only solution I can come up with is just use an image upscaler. Here's a quick one I just did."}
+{"text":"I found an old 'booklet' of origami paper and it has a really nice silver/gold foil 15x15cm sheet in it. What should I make with it? I'll post in this thread once I do :)"}
+{"text":"What type of sticker paper is best for making stickers that stand against weather like heavy rain or snow? I bought some vinyl sticker paper and put a sticker on my friends car to test it out. We had some heavy snow and the sticker got a bit muddied. I need something that will really last. I'm not sure if there's different types of vinyl paper or if it's brand dependent? I used to use glossy paper and my friend said her sticker I gave her immediately faded in the sun."}
+{"text":"I had a question but none of the existing threads are really too relevant so I thought making a general help thread from the get-go (beyond what’s in the welcome thread) would be good so even if my question gets answered the thread can be used for other people’s questions I’m making a papercraft where I want to paint part of it gold for some extra pop, but I want neat and clean lines. I’ve seen a lot of artists use washi tape to do this in their art and I want something similar, but I have inkjet prints and don’t want any of the ink to lift up. Any tape recommendations? Or possibly other techniques? I’ve done some googling but I don’t wanna take my chances with buying a ton of tape just to test it."}
+{"text":"I'm stuck on step 13 of Robert Lang's crab from \"Origami Zoo\". Pic related. I also don't know how that fucking triangle in the middle exists suddenly. It makes no sense whatsoever."}
+{"text":"Never mind, I figured it out. I think he left out an important part of these steps. The triangle in the middle was the key for what I was doing wrong. I KNEW I had done everything correct up to this point, so it was just about figuring out what I missed."}
+{"text":"some sites you use to find templates? im a begginer"}
+{"text":"Usually i'm looking fot it at PaperZoneVN, but sometimes at Youtube, Pinterest, yeah cuz i'll take anything free"}
+{"text":"IS PAPERZONEVN DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE AS WELL... I DON'T WANNA LOOSE YOU BABYYYY I NEED TO MAKE CHRISTMAS GIFTS"}
+{"text":"Please help me with the diagram of this maneki neko"}
+{"text":"Thanks. But I don’t think this is the diagram I looking for. The hand in the image is longer and the head look more like the version of money bill cat."}
+{"text":"I went over chibihammer from different sources, but haven't found any infantry (kavbalites, whyches, incubi, etc.). By any chance, somebody have them?"}
+{"text":"Fast fix. Infantry for drukhari."}
+{"text":"Hice estas plantillas de papercraft"}
+{"text":"Is it like a computer program or something"}
+{"text":"wouldn't using serious 3d cad software be better for designing complex models?"}
+{"text":"How are origami recipes made Is it like a computer program or something For those who are really serious, there are in fact strings of words or symbols that abbreviate the folds. For example, the crane you posted begins with what we call the \"bird base\" (step 8). We use this base for many other origami projects, so we all learn how to make it. From there, your crane uses kite folds, petal folds, and reverse folds. A formula of sorts can be written to describe the entire process."}
+{"text":"OH, so that's what a squash fold is, I was confused by wiki how's written instruction and had to watch the gif carefully. I used to fold paper cranes but I forgot how. I just want to do something with my foil tea wrappings other than throw them straight out single-use...I would like recipes for boxes and stars/flowers to decorate them with please, snowflakes?"}
+{"text":"I pick a base and mess around, then pick an animal that looks like whatever I end up with"}
+{"text":"i made pomni and jax from tadc! :3"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Good job anon"}
+{"text":"That's very nice Anon, congrats"}
+{"text":"these are quite cute anon. good job. interesting book choices as well"}
+{"text":"this is so adorable actually, i luv it <3"}
+{"text":"I want to make a papercraft mask for Halloween, I was thinking maybe a goat or a cow. Where do you find patterns / templates for masks? I've tried searching with search engines, looking on Reddit, on torrent trackers, on Libgen, but no luck so far."}
+{"text":"Can I grab the skulls ones from this? I'll make a temp email if you're still around. Also, anybody got a chicken/rooster mask template?"}
+{"text":"HATSTAND MIKE"}
+{"text":"(It's my first post on 4chan, let me know if I do something bad) Have you heard of a legend about 1000 of paper cranes? People say if you make 1000 of them, your wish can get granted. So, for the sake of my wish I decided to try. I have over 100 cranes, but I rarely have time to make more, so I'm trying. Have a nice night, byeee!"}
+{"text":"I did it, I finished 1000. I wrote my wish on the other side. Took 17 days to fold them all. Not sure how to display or present them because they’re all just on a big paper bag. I’ll let you guys know what happens!"}
+{"text":"I folded 1000 about five years ago. My wish did come true in the end, but it took two more years to manifest. Just a heads up."}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the only thing I can do without reference. I fold and leave them about places. My third one is still my favourite, a little purple flower print thing that looks somehow jaunty. They're always slightly uneven though. I hate that."}
+{"text":"I tried my best"}
+{"text":"I've started drinking more Twinnings tea which came individually wrapped in foil, which I consider super wasteful, I prefer the Europan fruit teas which comes in cardboard boxes of bulk tea bags but it's hard to fine. I'm very pleased to discover that the foil wrappers are good for making silver paper cranes, and it looks kind neat too the other way around, I like having the foil on the outside as it's fruity scented naturally. I think when I drink the new box of Irish Breakfast Tea or Mint which have green packaging, I'll use it to make a grasshopper. Or a mini box for an even tinier grasshopper or crane . oat, Or paper boat, I remember folding these as a kid but I forgot how."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for this model in particular"}
+{"text":"If I were a bot I would find me a dryer It is booty time"}
+{"text":"Here you go, it's a video of about 300MB Grab before the download expires. Replace [dot] with . [/] With / Merry Xmas I guess https:// wormhole[for]app[/]z9aoq8#5L5Zh_Jd4wIJW7KN80lJ3w Mirror https:// Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's not working, please be more specific.please .thank you"}
+{"text":"thank u 4 answerin a request.normaly i wouldnt do this cuase i hate it when some1 shares somethin & immediatly gets swampd with more requests but i think u might have it or at least know about it.im lookin 4 joseph wu origami skull tutorial video from Foldfest 2022.origamiusa doesnt have it otherwise i wouldve bought it.if u have it then more than likely i dont have anythin u dont.all i have 2 trade is SAOC Origami Collection 2024.its photos not scans but all the diagrams are clear enough"}
+{"text":"Hi. Haiku anon here breaking character. Idk what fucking chickanery this file sharing shit is. Seems shady"}
+{"text":"heres a paper dragon i made"}
+{"text":"that's so cool ^_^"}
+{"text":"These other niggas be riding yo dick. But I'm a real nigga so I keep it 100. Your dragon is not very good."}
+{"text":"can you at least tell him what's bad about it? just saying it's not good is so unhelpful LOL not trying to start a fight, I just dont see the point"}
+{"text":"Cool bro, looks awesome, are you going to paint it?"}
+{"text":"Why isn't anyone using papercraft as skin for 3D printed stuff?"}
+{"text":"how? what material do you use for these? i cant imagine just paper being strong enough"}
+{"text":"Prints of this size are limited by dimentions of print area. While ppl do print lifesize figurines they have to turn model into large number of parts and fit them together post print. While I can't deny difference in methods might seem silly, building doll by gluing plastic bricks together doesn't do it for me. If you mean cardboard assembly I worked on I paper doll thread I had only partial succes as I have not included any marking on parts which made fitting it together more or less guess work. Pepakura can be forced to work with model set of parts clipping throuhg one another at 90° angles but doesn't provide any way to mark where and how those parts intersect."}
+{"text":"How do you do that"}
+{"text":"How do you do that"}
+{"text":"it was for April fool's you can't do that anymore"}
+{"text":"looking for the template of this also looking for tutorials that could help me fold fingers and basic papercraft folds"}
+{"text":"Pizza Cube"}
+{"text":"happy birthday pizza cube!"}
+{"text":"Is it possible to learn this power?"}
+{"text":"It's beautiful."}
+{"text":"Imagine pizza workers building these"}
+{"text":"Pizza Cube"}
+{"text":"Is there anything more based than making one's waifu/husbando out of paper?"}
+{"text":"yes making nortubel characters out of paper"}
+{"text":"Yeah, actually getting laid with somebody you love."}
+{"text":"3dpd shit sounds like cringe"}
+{"text":"Pic is kill but Just out of curiosity was it 2D or 3D posable doll?"}
+{"text":"I made a paper doll of wife a while back, I need to find a proper way to store it though"}
+{"text":"aka toilet paper rolls toilet paper is also allowed ITT"}
+{"text":"Fake roman pipe; marvelous invention."}
+{"text":"This one is better for holding seed imho."}
+{"text":"A couple days ago my pal tried to teach me how to make a paper bot but I was really stoned and kept fucking it up. This is the results I think it looks really shit."}
+{"text":"you did a good job anon, keep trying"}
+{"text":"You call that a bot? THIS is a bot!"}
+{"text":"That's not a a bot, that's a frog!"}
+{"text":"Alright, you win. I see you've played botty froggy before!"}
+{"text":"I printed a template of a Konata figure, but I have a problem identifying some of the parts like the head (because I saw that the parts to identify the faces are in Mojibake) I wanted to know if u could help me here"}
+{"text":"I'm no longer on Windows so I can't test, but can you run Pepakura with something like Locale-Emulator to fix the mojibake? Or just use the Check Corresponding Face tool."}
+{"text":"Hey, I hope this isn't annoying, but I've been looking for the sheets for this specific Konata papercraft forever. Would you mind attaching them? It's fine if not. Also, I guess other than the head parts, the rest of those pieces might be for her finger?"}
+{"text":"Hi Is anyone willing to share the vog 20 years book?"}
+{"text":"It would be a miracle."}
+{"text":"Need pdf of this book, anyone pls share"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Now watch the artist sperg again because people pirate her templates"}
+{"text":"LOL. I have been trying to find the book and it's either sold out or they want ridiculous prices like $150-$200AUD!"}
+{"text":"Hello, could someone please share it? I would really appreciate it."}
+{"text":"Buy it, cheap bitch"}
+{"text":"Basically, choose a papercraft you like! Papercraft is fun but like everything you start it takes time, and by choosing one you like means you'll do your best to actually finish it (making a papercraft you won't finish because it's too hard/time consuming is really no fun at all ;o). There are lots of free papercrafts you can choose and I think that's why most people like to choose a simple paper toy to start with. So most importantly I think is: have fun! ;o)"}
+{"text":"Ey! I have that figure on the right"}
+{"text":"That was the Imperial Armada replacement for the blue Imperial Soldier one on the left. They had to think of all kinds of \"unofficial\" adventures (that was long before Pirates of the Caribbean, like they had the Forestman instead of Robin Hood). I think it was fun to just make your own unofficial adventures instead of remaking official copyrighted movie and game adventures that you can do now, but it's also very fun to remake the movie adventures nowadays! :o)"}
+{"text":"yippie"}
+{"text":"This was my first thing made out of paper. I'll probably tear it up in a few minutes, but it was still the first."}
+{"text":"I really like this! it looks cool :D"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any templates?"}
+{"text":"I'm making an effigy of a McDonald's nightmare golem"}
+{"text":"good shit anon. Why did Mc Donalds get rid of Mac Tonight anyways? He was still successful when they stopped using him."}
+{"text":"the public will be ready for him soon"}
+{"text":"I think OP is ded F"}
+{"text":"Op is actually dead isn’t he?"}
+{"text":"Today I've found out about the latest tanteidan issue. It has steps for the mosquito on the cover, I would love to fold it. A digital release is not available and single issues can't be purchased; to get the magazine I would need to buy a yearly subscription. Moreover shipments from Japan can take up to three months in my experience. If anyone has a copy I would gladly pay for a scan with Paypal, thank you."}
+{"text":"I wan that Poco Poco diagram from OTM 200, I want that and nothing else."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much for the help."}
+{"text":"Post some spooky origami I can make please"}
+{"text":"not origami but I've made 1:12 brooms for my figures I'm finished making the hats too but they're a bit shitty"}
+{"text":"Seeing this thread has made me remember a model of an origami bat that turns into a human-shaped vampire, which i loved (the one i had made lost its shape and didnt look like bat or man anymore). I lost the name of the model and google didint help. I looked it up today and found it (probably because of the season). Have the instructions and have fun (hey its stilll halloween) also sorry for the blog post lol"}
+{"text":"A simple skull origami, i also wanted to make monster/undead origamis."}
+{"text":"this flooded topic is gay as fuck."}
+{"text":"It's October again. And this thread is still here."}
+{"text":"i finished this nico figure yesterday and her right leg needs some support, but i dont know what i could use as a stand, if u have any ideas i would appreciate it"}
+{"text":"yay! she has a stand now"}
+{"text":"Thanks, What are those two characters on your new pic named/from? Also that stand is nice, brand?"}
+{"text":"Thanks a lot and also for the link!"}
+{"text":"THE SKIN. THE SKIN. THE SKIN."}
+{"text":"Retard here. What's the best or cleanest way of adhering separate pieces of cardboard/paper/laminated paper when making a card? All I can come up with is crude kindergarten-level stuff like taping the edges and using gluesticks and etc."}
+{"text":"Gluestick either side and put a book on top to ensure good contact while it dries. If it is a smooth glossy surface that might not work. I think \"tacky glue\" is one step up from Elmer's kid glue. These wetter glues can cause rough porous paper to deform, so glue stick is better. Tacky glue might work for more durable stuff. Still want to book to ensure good contact and prevent warping from moisture. Also wrap tape into loop to make one sided tape double sided tape."}
+{"text":"Suggestions for simple small paper (2x2) models that aren't any more difficult than cranes? My fingers are not so nimble at that size. Also fuck tuttle's off-square stuff. Can anyone suggest good paper brands? I've had some luck with Kyowa and Toyo, but kissangel was more plastic than foil."}
+{"text":"modular origami? otherwise pinwheel or hats"}
+{"text":"Are there any examples of origami being used in science besides NASA solarpanels?"}
+{"text":"Sheet metal folding. Bellows/accordion."}
+{"text":"love me some compliant mechanisms, these live in a shop window nearby they are very good i think"}
+{"text":"Do you guys only fold paper cranes and glue Warhammer figures? I've never seen a bookbinding thread here. Printed and bound House of Leaves. Split it into 2 volumes because I was afraid to work with so many pages at once. Covered with paper-backed vinyl (black) and linen fabric (red), which will probably collect a ton of dust pretty soon. Couldn't decide how to put the titles on. Should have made a debossed rectangle with a paper label glued inside. But I hoped that hot ink transfer would work. So I made the covers first, then printed the title on ink transfer paper, and found out that pressing a hot iron to the cloth-covered board warps the board due to heat expansion. Tried on small swatches first (picrel). This method won't work. As I understand it, my current options to put the title are limited to linocut transfer screening (sponging the ink through a trafaret) just print a paper label and glue it on top Don't have any hot stamping tools to work with foil, nor the desire to purchase these materials."}
+{"text":"Opposed to the super manly craft of folding bits of patterned paper?"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck do you live where you can't find other sized paper? I personally buy Indian rag paper from Khadi papers. They have stores in UK. It's very cheap and of high quality."}
+{"text":"not paying attention before and knowing this thread was here. Of course it would be. I can't believe I've been checking /diy/ for a bookbinding thread for over a year now only to learn that it's been on /po/ all this time. I need to use find.4chan.org more often. I'm thinking of starting my project of a Jurassic Park rebind did you finish it? this looks awesome, was it freehanded by you or did you reuse printed bedding? Anyway here's my shitty attempt at freehanding from last year..."}
+{"text":"...and the project I finished two days ago, a fake Mr Men/Little Miss book. I wish I knew you shouldn't bend 350g paper at a right angle before I tore the cover, but here I am, my kid will probably not notice anyway."}
+{"text":"I bound a book of my printmaking in college. It was satisfying and rewarding"}
+{"text":"hehe, le funny mustache man"}
+{"text":"Clearly that man only has a mustache."}
+{"text":"how me make nice moustache man?"}
+{"text":"You get a piece of paper, you read the thread, find the instructions and fold nice mustache man."}
+{"text":"it's very funny actually"}
+{"text":"they can´t"}
+{"text":"Hello 4chan, could you help me make a paper mask like the one in the image? I'm new to the subject and have no experience. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Seriously: like what can go wrong when making a papercraft mask?? It's not like the moon will fall from the sky..."}
+{"text":"Didn't know there were any. That sounds like it would defeat the purpose of a mask...you know...because God is fake."}
+{"text":"Demons aren't real lmfao"}
+{"text":"Idk man but those are cool"}
+{"text":"Heh"}
+{"text":"From the Edo, Meiji or Taisho periods. Here my own attempts at paper models from over 200 years ago."}
+{"text":"It's like glimpsing at another era."}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"pretty sick. after all that effort, some type of floor would really give it a more finished look"}
+{"text":"Here from /x/ through the banner ad for this board, this is so awesome. Literally the coolest thing ever."}
+{"text":"So I am tea dyeing and then baking paper to get a nice distressed look. I want to bind it with some this twine to keep a rustic look, but I am worried I will just keep ripping it. Pic related is my test leaf I made from my over cooked pieces. End of the day this is a prop for a table top RPG, so it will need to be strong enough to stand up to handling. Anyways anyone here ever worked with distressed paper or hand bound books? Any help would be great."}
+{"text":"The plan for the book I am making is 5 leafs of 5 sheets for 100 pages, a protective sheet at both ends... Eventually I will figure out a cover but that isn't really a paper issue though idk how to attach it so it might be paper related."}
+{"text":"Soft string, a cardboard cover to prevent tears. Leave the binds themselves a little loose. Japanese hemp stitch is pretty easy on the paper. If your twine is rough, consider painting it with a little starch and water. Dry, crumple, paint again and it'll soften up some. Try not to soak the bits you're stitching if possible. If you want some cheap prints find the manual for Netstorm, Islands at War. Has some pencil sketches toward the back showing through the paper from the scans you can print them and then soak."}
+{"text":"Here's a post  I made in the other thread about bookbinding that shows what I do for the books I bind. The video it's based off is for a \"medieval style\" binding so that might go well with the theme you're going for. I've also considered doing the same thing but with a fully leather cover. I just haven't got around to trying it yet. I do like the look of those pages you've done. There's also a good bit of posts in that thread that might be helpful for you to look at for ideas for the binding."}
+{"text":"Thanks I used the less even ones for the test. Some are very even and really look like parchment. I used my beater baking sheet, I have a lot for art projects. Any little burnt on contamination will cause the black spots as the evaporating tea lifts it off."}
+{"text":"Let's make this a thread where you can share what you have [H] and what you want [W] My example: [H] works of tu kaiming, origami from China, vistars works [W] folding fantasy volume 3"}
+{"text":"if any of you can into ruski i bought the new timur menyalshchikov book on his process of tesselation design that includes ten new instructions and I also have his butterfly tess instructions but am not sure where to upload"}
+{"text":"MediaFire or 4shared are always good places to start. Then all you have to do is post the links."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the shares."}
+{"text":"Your begging constantly kills other threads that are about sharing and contribution to this little community, you're scum because instead of spreading the material you choose to replace a good thread with this bullshit, I already reported your email address, \"Con los huesos de tus difuntos voy a hacerme una escalera para subirme a los cuernos de tu padre y cagarme desde ahi sobre la puta de tu madre\""}
+{"text":"No Stencil thread? What has happened to /po/ ?"}
+{"text":"This looked fun so I tried it, does this have any glaring issues?"}
+{"text":"Moar stencils"}
+{"text":"Since the janny deleted my other post showing it more straightforwardly, don't forget you can use a paint bucket tool to identify islands."}
+{"text":"revivan el server"}
+{"text":"origami blockhead when?"}
+{"text":"British Origami Society Colchester Yer 'aving a laff if you think am goin' all t' way down there jus' t' fold some bloody paper. Can do that at home or at local if I really fancy it like."}
+{"text":"Someone got a pattern for the houses of parliament?"}
+{"text":"*Sound of small footsteps approaches from behind* What are you doing, daddy? Ora..oragam-origami? What's that? Can I try it? *Climbs up and wriggles into your lap* What do I do? Like this? *Reads instructions* Ok.. *Folds, then frowns* Is that right? Oh, the other way? *Fold fold* Like that? *Fold fold* Hmph, it won't do it how I want *Fold fold* *Prrrrp!* Shifts uncomfortably* Sorry daddy, mummy made me beans on toast for breakfast *Fold fold* Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Creasin rn, 4th fold on my hex hydrangea. Sharp as a razors edge."}
+{"text":"I hate it but I still love her with all my heart."}
+{"text":"It looks very good and cute desu"}
+{"text":"Looks very well done"}
+{"text":"I think you did the best you could, it's beautiful"}
+{"text":"She looks polite and delightful, well done"}
+{"text":"Shhh, don't trigger the samedyke."}
+{"text":"How can I make him into an origami?"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the government probe"}
+{"text":"Miku"}
+{"text":"Where did you found this template and who created it?"}
+{"text":"Very nice, thanks."}
+{"text":"in  can watch more"}
+{"text":"Anybody knows how these paper dolls are called?"}
+{"text":"theyre just based on the virtual avatars from project sekai, i dont think they have a specific name beyond that."}
+{"text":"I accidently printed 99 sheets of homework , any ideas?"}
+{"text":"What about a paper clock? We need a new thread with one of those"}
+{"text":"I'll get started immediately anon."}
+{"text":"Ey /po/, one of the new Pokemon from Pokemon Sun and Moon version is Kartana. It looks like this. Can you make it in real life with origami, and if so, how? -/vp/"}
+{"text":"Good to see this thread still live even after all of this."}
+{"text":"Glad to see the Kartana thread lived through another major 4chan incident."}
+{"text":"The face flaps are not folded in and the hand pattern is cutout and not folded. Not accurate. Better but the hand pattern seems printed, rather than folded. Could be wrong."}
+{"text":"Lets make a G-Max version of Kartana"}
+{"text":"When this thread was created I was 18 kinda glad it’s still around as I wanna get into Origami"}
+{"text":"I seen this papercraft everywhere but im not to sure where to get/buy the template. If anyone has the pdf ill pay i need it so bad!!"}
+{"text":"I have the model Scans !!!! Send dm if You interesting btemakoto@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"https: // drive.google.com/file/d/ 1bC7bFogJCsWP8yMDji1s1qehgSEtMA4j /view?usp=sharing"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"This is papercraft, light locations captured from paper reflection."}
+{"text":"Post and discuss guides, projects, etc. relating to Christian /po/ here. Remember: Pray without ceasing, Christ is King!"}
+{"text":"cube net cross sneed, I hate the Antichrist he is not an enemy to defeat and forgive but evil to be destroyed."}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"So, when u will teach us how 2 do this?"}
+{"text":"sick build!"}
+{"text":"I just finished this model and I realized a few things: always print your models using inkjet, not laser because the laser toner cracks when you fold it and white lines show up. also, never use liquid super glue on thin paper because it bleeds terribly. i only use gel super glue because its thicker and spreads evenly"}
+{"text":"i don't come on this board often. how long did this take? i think you did a swell job."}
+{"text":"i think it took around 2-3 days"}
+{"text":"So cute ty for posting this!! <3"}
+{"text":"Awesome dude"}
+{"text":"So cool!"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the template for this?"}
+{"text":"thank you SO MUCHHHH!!!! <3"}
+{"text":"Recently I got inspired by this guy who models their cosplays with cardboard and I got surprised by how good the round shapes ended up look like. I only want to make a mask with round shapes but every tutorial I found uses straight strokes for the template and I want to know if I can find more information of how to do it the other way"}
+{"text":"yup."}
+{"text":"For searchable terms: a **dart** is the sewing/pattern term for the type of cut shown in your helmet pattern photo used to turn a flat surface into a ball-like curved surface. The opposite concept of adding material to get a saddle-shaped surface doesn't have an exactly analogous term in sewing to my knowledge, but **godet** comes kinda close."}
+{"text":"If you just want to start getting your hands dirty, one way to come up with 2d cutting patterns like you see here is to work backwards from 3d to 2d. For example, let's suppose you wanted to design a suit of cosplay armor that will fit you, and you want to know what shapes to cut out of foam or cardboard that can be fitted together into your armor. You get a friend to wrap your whole body in saran wrap, then wrap around that saran wrap with duct tape. Then you draw on the duct tape with a sharpy and try to partition the surface of into areas that have roughly zero gaussian curvature (either flat-ish surfaces like the front of your chest, cylindrical-ish sections like your upper arm, or conical sections like the taper of your forearm), areas with negative gaussian curvature (pringle/saddle shapes, like where your pectoral muscle attaches to the arm), and areas with positive gaussian curvature (roughly spherical bumps like your shoulders or roughly spherical indents like your armpits). mark each region with a +, -, or 0 according to what its curvature is. Once you separate the surface into these curvature areas mark each side of each label each side of each sharpie line with a number so you can put it all back together later. Then carefully cut off the saran/duct tape along the sharpie lines, preferably with kiddie scissors so you don't stab yourself."}
+{"text":"Now sort the pieces +, -, and 0 piles. The zero pieces should flatten out nicely as they are. They can just be cut out of foam as they are. + and - pieces will stubbornly not want to lie flat as they are. The (+) pieces will get taught around the edges and loose in the middle when you try to flatten them. They may even tear around the edges if you try too hard. To get it to lie flat, you add some some labeled sharpie lines around the outside then cut them (like in your helmet photo). These are your darts. Do this until it lies flat. The (-) pieces will get all wrinkly and fold over themselves around the edges if you try to flatten them. to get these flat, you gotta remove some material around the edges. Draw some pizza slices (godots) around the outside and label the edges, then cut the pizza slices all the way out, but hold onto them. Do this until each of the pieces lies more or less flat with no overlap around the edge of each main (-) piece. Now you have a bunch of flat pieces which you can trace onto your cardboard or whatever. Add a little extra size around all edges (except for the edges from darts and godots) so the thing isn't skin-tight. Cut all the pieces, bend them into shape, and glue them together by the edge labels. Now you have some fitted armor."}
+{"text":"Papercraft with additional / alternate materials, aluminum, wire..."}
+{"text":"soon"}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever check this thread or am I alone in this universe"}
+{"text":"Metal foil origami is neat"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have diagrams for this model? They can be found in SAOC \"origami Records vol1\" the book with shipping is too expensive just for the one model."}
+{"text":"Do any of these contain diagrams? Or is it just the CP? From my understanding the book I mentioned was the only one with diagrams"}
+{"text":"Do any of these contain diagrams? Or is it just the CP? From my understanding the book I mentioned was the only one with diagrams"}
+{"text":"Anyone got soac con or korea25 TY"}
+{"text":"I have it. E-mail me: atoyqc5010(@)protonmail.com"}
+{"text":"Email sent!"}
+{"text":"made years ago and I want to recreate, cannot find the diagram or name of the shape anywhere"}
+{"text":"man that's cool it doesn't even seem possible"}
+{"text":"No problem."}
+{"text":"the 3d paper jew"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Oh no I see it too"}
+{"text":"I got this action figure used for cheap. He was missing his vest so I made him one out of orange cardstock and rubber cement. It's a very amateurish job but I am still proud of it"}
+{"text":"Thanks guys"}
+{"text":"Very nifty, it worked out great Anon."}
+{"text":"Not an origami person but I respect the craftsmanship, sick vest!"}
+{"text":"Looks great."}
+{"text":"fuck yeah dude, i'm glad to see this. it adds tons of personality. fits pretty much perfectly on him."}
+{"text":"Hello guys, what happens? I would like you to help me choose a good role of origami, I want to raise my level (Very complex figures) and do complex things but here in Colombia it is impossible to find good quality or special role for origami. A friend in the USA will soon come and can bring me paper. I want to know which one should buy according to my needs. I will put options that I have in mind. My friend is in Florida."}
+{"text":"De los de la foto, te recomiendo el #7, el #3 y el tant (#1). ¿Has utilizado alguna vez algún papel \"especial\"? ¿Cuál ha sido el modelo más complejo que has plegado? Porque también depende mucho de esto anterior. Pues, por ejemplo, estos papeles no te servirían para plegar modelos complejos o muy complejos, como los de Shuki Kato o Kamiya (tal vez solo para practicar), pues el papel se va desgastando y \"lastimando\". Te recomiendo mejor, buscar \"duo thai\", Unryu (mulberry), shadow fold, alios kraft, tissue foil, hanji, satogami, momigami... Papeles de preferencia, artesanales hechos a mano, como los de la. Tiemds de Nicolas Terry o Pham Hoang Tuan. Si te puedo ayudar en algo más, escríbeme a arellanoarturo636(arroba)gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Make your own paper."}
+{"text":"You should try making \"double tissue\" with regular tissue paper and wallpaper paste (or pure methyl cellulose if you can get it). There's lots of different techniques for making it, and shouldn't be hard to find video tutorials. For fancier stuff, I'm not too sure what's around in Colombia but you could look for mulberry fiber papers at art supply stores. You can make those kinds of papers fold very nicely if you treat them with methyl cellulose or wallpaper paste (the same way as you make double tissue)."}
+{"text":"If so could I please have it"}
+{"text":"Anyone1 know Comic origami 3, Otm 209,10 Or any Disco, Irc or any other place for em. TYVM"}
+{"text":"If you can send Ori Fancy 6, I'll send OTM 210"}
+{"text":"I already got em bro"}
+{"text":"Fair enough"}
+{"text":"If you can help find NOA Magazine no. 50 with the fish on the cover, that would would be great."}
+{"text":"Origami paper is pretty much out of my reach."}
+{"text":"I always enter this board by mistake But never regret it."}
+{"text":"See if you can get a roll of parchment paper at a grocery store (the stuff people use for baking -- not the waxed paper stuff), it's pretty cheap, easy to get, and you can cut big squares from it. Also some wrapping paper can work pretty well, but it's kinda hard to tell which ones are nice for origami without opening up the roll and testing it"}
+{"text":"I have this problem as well living in Ausfalia. It'll cost a shit ton to import decent paper."}
+{"text":"Hijacking this thread to ask a question I'm working on the gear heart paperwork and the instructions say this about what paper to use 16 pieces of 0.25 mm-thick A-4 size (210 x 297) paper. (The original gear’s heart is using Lesac 66 in red, with weight of 175 kg. what is that in gsm? Is Lesac 66 a thing you can buy? the pictures seem to be normalish paper but I'm not sure"}
+{"text":"Gsm is grams per square meter. It is basically the thickness of the paper. The weight of the paper is how stiff it is. I think at 175 kg it starts to be cardboard"}
+{"text":"On the home page of mypapercraft I cant find it."}
+{"text":"EVA Foam?"}
+{"text":"eva FOAM"}
+{"text":"I don't have things at the moment but I'd love to see more eva templates or sewing patterns. I don't think there's a nice place to find them like the stuff here."}
+{"text":"could try /cgl/"}
+{"text":"Hey I’m just getting into origami. Made a couple lotus flowers already. Can’t decide what to do next, please send me some instructions to pick"}
+{"text":"Personal opinion. But roses usually look more impressive. There's a bunch of instructions on youtube. Jo Nakashima on youtube has the best origami instructions imo. Most of the other youtube grifters are lazy."}
+{"text":"i love you"}
+{"text":"They are beautiful, very lovely ( •̀ ω •́ )"}
+{"text":"Hey guys, just wondering if you prefer to glue the origamis or to staple them??"}
+{"text":"I try to avoid using glue. Because some pieces will have plot twists in them where halfway through they spin or expand and completely change. I use clothes pins or paper clips when I just can't get it to hold together"}
+{"text":"Hello! I make pepakura for money. Models are usually constructed only once. My pieces are not so much like what we can find online; they tend to be VERY large and intricate, akin to a vg model. This is context for what my advice applies to. If you do it as an easy hobby or stick with truly low poly/tiny part models, a lot won't apply. No pic related just inspo, this is advice dump not my art thread. If you have any questions, why X, tell me more about Z, I am happy to oblige. I rarely use 4chan and wrote this on a whim, sorry if no reply. If you are interested in reaching for the stars with pepakura, here are my personal trade secrets. MATERIALS/TOOLS ---Do not score the fold lines by hand. If you have a silhouette cameo, go ahead. To fold by hand purchase a glass scraper. I have two, one with a small 1.5 inch blade and another that is 4 inches. Dull the blade. I align the fold line across my fingers, press down with the blade. ---Stop using an xacto knife. Get a snap blade utility knife. I HIGHLY recommend OLFA, XA-1 design. ---Titebond II Premium wood glue. It doesn't cure instantly but that's good, you don't want that. You want to be able to move the tab around into the perfect position before it starts curing. You have a 10 second window to make sure it's in position before it starts curing, then another 10 seconds till you can let go & any tension in the structure won't pull the tab out of place. ---Tiny squeezable craft bottles for glue. One of the bottles I added thicker medical syringe tube. It is long, which is good for when I have to apply glue to a tab which is difficult to access The other bottle has a 1 inch long coffee straw, I use that for when I need a lot of glue then spread it around. When a tab is huge I just open a jar of glue and use a brush to paint it on. ---Dental tools. ---Little neodymium magnets. I rarely use them, usually to hold a tab in place after the glue has already cured to the point that I can let go. See below"}
+{"text":"FINAL PRODUCT I never use colored paper or printed textures. If you want a really nice product, move away from that. Texture has its use in hobby pieces. The glue can overflow out of the seam and get on the paper. If you want to get rid of it then you'll have to cut that part off the model and start over. Look up fox pepakura. If I were to design a simple cute lil fox, that kind of coloring fits the model, but even so there is really no point in using colored paper. Just use painters tape to mask the area you want to paint, at that point you can now add subtle detail to your unique piece. Aesthetically, the best part of large, complex pepakura is its geometry. A single light source makes the whole thing pop. Shadow brings it to life, moving the source changes its appearance. When I finish a piece I spray paint it white to remove imperfection. Most of my pieces sell in this state, that is just what most people want when I show them what it looks like with different light sources and light colors cast on it. I inform the buyer that I can paint it a different solid color, or I can give it a more intricate paint job with undershading/zenithal highlight and/or a more realistic design that doesn't take away from the geometry. For example, a seahorse would do well with a base color, alternate coloring of specific geometry (using painters tape to mark off sections), eyes, and free form spray painting (letting the paint spit out in little drops, spraying highlight on tail tip, undershading), finalize with matte/clear glaze. The geometry is retained and highlighted through this paint job. Don't overdo. My goal is not to make it appear realistic like VGs do to convince you it does't have geometry. I'm not going to print texture on it, not going to use a paintbrush. If I wanted to make a giant realistic seahorse I wouldn't be using paper as a medium. Its form is inherently geometric. Any color design should compliment that."}
+{"text":"GOING BIG Working with such large paper models requires support. 3D printing at this scale has so much imperfection, time and risk of failure, it would be very heavy and require a complex web of internal support. As an art form, sculpting/mold pouring also isn't under threat from this tech in my eyes. For my pieces, shoddy woodworking as a skeleton does the job and I pad the areas were wood contacts the paper with pool noodles, pillow filling wrapped in fabric, fire hazard stuff. 120 lb paper is flexible, surprisingly resilient, and the final product is so lightweight it's never going to warp if properly supported. I use wood glue so the paper will rip before the tabs will ever become unsecured. I've had to finish assembly after transport on site, that's something I avoid, logistic crap. I tend to base the size of my largest pieces around standard dimensions. Standard height of a ceiling, standard width and height of a door and double doors. LxWxH is not a determine factor, you can maneuver a piece diagonally and twist it around to make it fit through a frame. MODELING idk. I have no formal training. I studied art from my favorite games, Bloodborne and Dark Souls, looked at art, texture-less models. At first I only made symmetrical models and added asymmetrical parts afterwards. Just get blender go on youtube and practice. I copied a bunch of low poly tutorials and then my first model was a huge leap into complexity. If you're making a cat and the proportions look weird just look at a reference and keep messing with it till it seems right. Once you have the proportions right you can make the polygons look more geometric-y. I am not a creative person. I do this in reverence of objective beauty and other's art, try to reverently replicate it in this form. Thanks for reading I hope this helped or inspired you"}
+{"text":"thank you for this excellent thread"}
+{"text":"Nice thread, cheers for the glass cutting tool tip."}
+{"text":"thank you for these tips"}
+{"text":"Hello, I did some origami with a japanese thin newspaper but Id like it to be more sustained and have like a harder finishing. What do you suggest to do to harden them? Some product maybe?"}
+{"text":"you could try using modge podge spray to harden it or maybe resin"}
+{"text":"You can try resin or transparent glue, but I'm not sure if this is considered \"glitching the game\", you could try the next time to use two copies of the same newspaper page and sandwich them with a blank paper in the middle"}
+{"text":"Methylcellulose adhesive is your best friend. Buy some bookbinding-grade powder, make a solution with water and apply."}
+{"text":"Do someone has this one?"}
+{"text":"Card captor artwork Indicates to me that you Are a pedophile"}
+{"text":"takes one to know one"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"Anyone have this?"}
+{"text":"seems excessive, just say you don't like the show and move on"}
+{"text":"have you gotten it ? if yes pls share"}
+{"text":"Abo"}
+{"text":"Give her friends"}
+{"text":"even now there is hope for /m/an but this is /po/ so lets ee 'em"}
+{"text":"yooo its so cool"}
+{"text":"man i thought it was megas XLR for a second there and my heart almost stoped"}
+{"text":"It might not be papercraft but i do remember owning a book (or two) on super robot style origami, centered around an 8x8 grid. Robogami was my shit near 5 years ago..."}
+{"text":"i wanna work on this one. whats a good gsm for the paper?"}
+{"text":"make the worst paper fortune tellers you can using this model"}
+{"text":"So uh hthuus us yumemizuki Mizuki papercraft I found in Pinterest and imm looking where to find it or some xclues would be helpful thanks"}
+{"text":"did you make it yet?"}
+{"text":"Im actually in th3 process sinc3 I've be3n making other models in meanwhile"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a scan of \"Akira Yoshizawa: Japan's Greatest Origami Master\"? Internet Archive says that it's unavailable except for patrons with print disabilities, and I'm NOT spending 50 clams on a copy."}
+{"text":"i love you will you marry me"}
+{"text":"I feel his stuff relies a lot on wet-folding and shaping. It's art at this point, not just following instructions. To get results as good as him is pretty much impossible for me."}
+{"text":"well he is a Japanese origami master.. you have probably only been doing it for 2 months.. so don't be too hard on yourself"}
+{"text":"Stop larping as an expert. It’s disgusting."}
+{"text":"Strive to be less douchey."}
+{"text":"hello, many years ago a very nice asian man gave this to me. has anyone seen this kind of bird before and if its called anything? i want to learn how to make it without taking it apart. thanks"}
+{"text":"Wat."}
+{"text":"throw it in the air. it moves like a Badminton birdie"}
+{"text":"Badminton birdie Wat. Those don't fly when thrown."}
+{"text":"make a bird and find out"}
+{"text":"it looks similar to a swallow i wonder what bird it is"}
+{"text":"If you can make this thing a reality I'll resign as an art (netzach) tutor. oragami is kino"}
+{"text":"The fine arts brings the joy out in everybody."}
+{"text":"Neat Can you re upload the same image Im looking for the sauce"}
+{"text":"I see you've never been to /mu/ Dying to see your resignation letter OP, you can still redeem yourself"}
+{"text":"Its not connected and doesn't move in pop up book like fashion like in the cartoon tho."}
+{"text":"In remembrance of the last paper planes thread, which just so happened to be one of the oldest boards on 4chan that passed away quite recently, this thread will serve as its successor. Hopefully this thread won't be prematurely bumped into oblivion like the last one did. Anyways, this thread could serve as a sort of \"Paper Planes General\". Feel free to post your designs, .pdf files, and folding instructions. Anything goes as long as it flies or at least looks like its supposed to."}
+{"text":"for you"}
+{"text":"This was my first paper plane book 30 years ago. I was 6. I still have it and now im using it to teach my son."}
+{"text":"I have that book in pdf (Sealth aircraft origami by Jason Merrill). I could exchange it for another book (or magazines), if you like, send me message to arellanoarturo636@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"-po-v3.torrent Seems dead now, sadly. Anyone mirroring it?"}
+{"text":"Phonefag here, how can I download it?"}
+{"text":"Seedbox is a shitter off and on, But I am still seeding. Gonna move the torrent to a different client in the coming months so uptime should be better."}
+{"text":"are smallerTorrents still being seeded? I've been on them for like a week now and only got to 22%"}
+{"text":"I am trying to download it to i've got to 14%"}
+{"text":"Lazy bake for the first edition. Starting off with an image of some funky looking kangaroo. Post and discuss paper craft on Australian objects and places"}
+{"text":"I should try making a cardboard model of my tractor. Chamberlain c670 made in Australia could do Australian made inters as well."}
+{"text":"no ears :("}
+{"text":"im just curious if anyone has and will be willing to send a pdf of the origami from china book, I would be very grateful. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"\"\"Origami Works Of Tu Kaiming\"\" I have this book and I will exchange it for origami from china contact me at: notademuerte2@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"Can you share only Zi Luang baby croco? Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"I have this book If you bought this one, then why didn't you buy the other one as well? Origami From China is actually cheaper than Origami Works of Tu Kaiming."}
+{"text":"Just, from where you got the image?"}
+{"text":"How am I supposed to make step 41-43 here? It says I need to open the pocket to push that part inside, but no matter how I try opening it, it doesn't resemble the one from the image"}
+{"text":"The paper will looks 3d for awhile, is like a sink. pay attention to the valley fold on de midle of the gray triangle on step,42, you need to push."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the origami ragdoll cat diagrams or photo diagrams by vistar? Id greatly appreciate it if you did. If you want I can also give you origami from China for it too. Thanks so much"}
+{"text":"I have it. What is your email?"}
+{"text":"Please send it here contact@saorigami.com"}
+{"text":"Mail sent."}
+{"text":"If you have it and are willing to give it to me my email is samaju1234567@gmail.com. If you did I would be forever grateful to you"}
+{"text":"That's the email of creator of the diagram."}
+{"text":"If anyone here wants marine origami, I have it and I will give it to someone with a good offering. List what you got if you want it. I will give it to someone with works of Tu Kaiming, though."}
+{"text":"If u got the extra diagrams u get with proof of purchase u got a deal."}
+{"text":"Thanks man, you got any if the newer tantodon mag"}
+{"text":"Thanks, anon. Fuck you, OP."}
+{"text":"fold the paper"}
+{"text":"squash that point where the black arrow is pointing down until it's flat like an octagon. then look at the origami from the side and follow those tiny mountain and valley folds"}
+{"text":"very helpful"}
+{"text":"It's an open squash fold. Open up the point and shape the paper to look like 91(all the creases are there, you just need to make them mountain folds), Then stretch the paper a little down to flatten it, used the creases in 93. It's a pretty standard move but difficult because of all the layers."}
+{"text":"Has anyone used just paper to make terrain pieces for their wargame, sort of like pop up sets like pic related?"}
+{"text":"Yes but DND maps"}
+{"text":"This one has removable roof as well. It's a bit tricky to put together, but well worth it."}
+{"text":"These are a bunch of David Graham models, some are free, some are simply cheap. They sometimes come with alternate roofs, like the thatched cottage also coming with a red tiled roof file. And there's often those boxes as filler, which I appreciate."}
+{"text":"how do i fold heads like that? i really want to do this one but i keep fucking up the head"}
+{"text":"I hate these things, but try closing the head on the lateral, then place the spiky flaps inside the head so they dont get stuck. Put glue on the bottom of the top of the head and with a pencil attach the rectangle flaps, if the spiky flags poke trhu corners you can push them in with a needle set them in place and from the inside with that very same needle glue it. The bottom of the head is similar, i got tired of fucking this up and just made a pear teto you should do that instead."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here has a template of this papercraft model? It's website died ages ago."}
+{"text":"Thank you very much"}
+{"text":"I love folding dragons."}
+{"text":"found it myself but here if any1 else is interested"}
+{"text":"They're quite fun, though the couple I've made have been pretty simple so far"}
+{"text":"So cute!"}
+{"text":"Sweet ring"}
+{"text":"chloranthy ring"}
+{"text":"I would like to announce that I am now beginning my journey into the Papercraft & Origami World. This may be something Huge or something Small in the lives of all. Any book recommendations you might consider mentioning to an Amateur such as myself?"}
+{"text":"I think Gen Hagiwara's Spirit of Origami and Jun Maekawa's Genuine Origami are good starting points."}
+{"text":"Recently got back into Quake with the release of Quake II remastered, and came across some photos of this model online-I thought I used to have a copy of it, but can't find it-I can only find the similar Ninjatoes version. Does anyone have a copy of this model they could scan and preserve for the future? It is pretty old; from 1997! I've been searching for it for awhile with no luck."}
+{"text":"He-Man re-color"}
+{"text":"Anyone able to confirm they still sell these 1 year later?"}
+{"text":"Image expired"}
+{"text":"How about sharing it then?"}
+{"text":"What happened to the issue 48 guy? If you have it, please share it."}
+{"text":"I've updated the index and uploaded new NOAs: 575, 585, 587, 597, 598 If someone has any that are not included in the shared folder, please write to me on oriscans@proton.me and I'll upload them =)"}
+{"text":"Updated again with no. 594, thanks for the contribution!"}
+{"text":"What are some origami works that looks difficult to create but is actually rather easy and the other way around?"}
+{"text":"Geometric shapes or mathematical objects are fun to assemble but then the instructions is like make 30 pieces for each face or sm."}
+{"text":"Fuck it, my curiosity has won in the end after seeing this board be here for years. How can I start off doing origami as a beginner with no previous experience aside from making paper airplanes? (If that counts)"}
+{"text":"easiest way is to just get any paper you have on hand and cut it into a square (look up how) then follow a tutorial on youtube."}
+{"text":"I fixed that pesky cheek. I'm a lot more fond of this model than I was expecting"}
+{"text":"Sweet! He's got some amazing stuff on there, I've got a origami rubik's cube at work. Bitch to put together though :p"}
+{"text":"We are so back paper folding bros"}
+{"text":"You know what? I wouldn't be surprised of how badly this website is handled by the mods and owner."}
+{"text":"I haven't folded in a while, but felt sad hearing this board could be gone forever."}
+{"text":"Not being able to load PDFs is a crock of shit. Why take that feature away? They should have just left the site down then."}
+{"text":"cargalos con medifire"}
+{"text":"lets gooo"}
+{"text":"that's really nice"}
+{"text":"Yes. This is beautiful. Where do I get the pieces from or can I fashion them myself ?"}
+{"text":"Just print and cut"}
+{"text":"Day 2 988 to go"}
+{"text":"that was me. still thinking about what could've been. tried to find the same kit online to no avail, similar ones look worse in quiality and are much more expensive. it's a stupid thing to get upset over, but to me it's just another proof that i can't finish anything i start"}
+{"text":"Congratulations on finishing, anon. I'm sorry about what happened in the middle of your folding journey but it's nice that you finished on Tanabata. it was the fitting end for my journey. Life is all about moving on, and that is want I most wanted These are some beautiful last words to end your journey. It's been a treat folding with these cranes with you. I wish you the best in whatever you do in the future."}
+{"text":"Thanks so much for the kind words, anon. Admittedly, my life's still on hold for the time being, but at risk of turning this into a blog post, I'll just leave it as \"we'll see how things end up\". I'll say that it is nice to be able to fold things that aren't cranes again. To keep things on topic, I keep a set of paper at work that I usually fold with when I'm bored. It isn't the easiest paper to work with, but here's a horse I attempted today. I will say that I hope someone picks up the journey sometimes soon. I know threads aren't at huge risk of dying here, but I'd be lying if I said that I'd be ok letting this thread die out. As a side not, I guess some of my images got deleted? Not really sure about that one but alright the front legs on the horse Yes, I fixed those after I took the photo I think that, if it really is something you want to do, you should still pursue it. Cranes are very simple to fold, so you can really use whatever paper you find to fold them with. One ream of A4 can easily be cut down into 2000 squares if you want some easily accessible paper. There is also something special about origami made from found paper, so you could also get creative with were you get your sheets from if you're short on money. I guess what I'm saying is don't let it get to you too much. I've never liked the whole \"it's not about the destination\" outlook, but I'd hate to see you quit the journey over this. It is a very cool thing to dedicate yourself to that few people rarely try"}
+{"text":"Belated congratulations on your cranes!"}
+{"text":"Thank you! Can't believe that it's been over a year since I finished."}
+{"text":"Is papercraft as a hobby dying?"}
+{"text":"seconded. i go to ren fair every year now since the big sick, and me and my friends make costumes out of nothing but cardboard (last years was a tamagotchi, pic rel). which i guess is more cosplay, but still. there are more ways to use papercraft than making a lil thing to sit on your shelf"}
+{"text":"we do what we must, because we can"}
+{"text":"why does the pic make me feel sad"}
+{"text":"It might be the heavy shadows, I was too lazy to set up a second flash to give the shot more natural-looking lighting"}
+{"text":"Set up some proper lighting and it looks a lot better imo"}
+{"text":"Made a origami transformer (brawl). Personaly think its way better than a lot of whats been on the internet. Could only use printer paper so the model is still very limited and simple, tho i suppose thats a strength depending on how you look at it"}
+{"text":"bumping this thread cause this is awesome"}
+{"text":"lol at the paper cranes."}
+{"text":"Is there a higher quality version of this book? It's called Dinosarios De Papel by Fernando Gilgado Gomez. Around steps 14 and beyond, it's asking to Hundir something. But then something seems weird on step 19. Either I can't read Spanish or it's asking to do an impossible sink fold."}
+{"text":"¡gracias por las instrucciones, logré doblar el ankylosaurus!"}
+{"text":"¡Estupendo! Lo dicho; si quisieras los libros completos, déjame un email para enviártelos. Leon, tu ya tienes mi email, de cuando te envié el libro de Nathaniel Lachen, y creo recordar que te indiqué que difícilmente podrías facilitarme algo que ya no estuviera a mi disposición. Con ese email, que figura en listas de gente a la cual hay que ignorar, ¿crees que algo te enviaría?"}
+{"text":"(You) PONTE EN MI LUGAR SI NO TUVIERAS LAGO LO BUSCARIAS, Y SE QUER TU TIENES UNOS LIBROS QUE QUIERO, ASI SEAN DOS O TRES"}
+{"text":"I don't remember stepping on your toes, but OK then. I probably have those two books already anyway."}
+{"text":"kek, my stars turned out so crappy. they look like blobs after doing it for 2 hours."}
+{"text":"Are you supposed to cut out the text \"make your own star\"?"}
+{"text":"why is making paper stars so addicting i can fill up an entire evening folding strips and listening to tunes"}
+{"text":"Easy and understandable instructions!"}
+{"text":"thank you :D Now I can have stars with different shades"}
+{"text":"I have been looking forever for this file. Can someone plz just upload the pdf to Google drive or comment the link where I can find the instructions for this?"}
+{"text":"Idk which is which but i emailed Tez back"}
+{"text":"have you tried leaving the third world ?"}
+{"text":"real"}
+{"text":"Lifesavers, thanks for the templates!!"}
+{"text":"4chan not being the bottom of humanity for two seconds let's gooo"}
+{"text":"Hey I know the overlap between people who like paper modeling stuff and people who like home designs is small, but does anyone else do something similar to this? Design a little home layout in MS paint, print it out, cut it out, and tape/glue it together? It's nice to be able to better visualize home designs than just in my head and it helps me avoid using software. I've made a few of these and just finished this one about ten minutes ago. Seeing everything else here I know it may be a bit sub-par quality, but I'm still happy with how it turned out :)"}
+{"text":"I studied architecture so we did this sometimes. It's nice when you do it out of love and have time, it's hell when you have to pull all-nighters the whole week and do them as quick models to trash and modify on the fly for the final real model."}
+{"text":"just learn blender/use a floorplanning CAD software or something."}
+{"text":"how do I print it? what settings should I use?"}
+{"text":"I wonder how many architects used card models? Although they probably only used the card for walls with balsa framing."}
+{"text":"I made a cardboard model similar to this in 5th or 6th grade of my whole house for a school project. I forget the scale, but the walls were maybe an inch high. So like 1:96 maybe? Took it to my friend's house and WD-40 flamethrowered it in his back yard. It was the '80s; that kind of thing was normal then. You kids have no idea."}
+{"text":"couldnt find any good hk papercrafts on the interwebs, literally made my own (picrel is part of it) and it came out pretty ass. I know there was some official papercraft, but I couldn't find any scans (at all) help?"}
+{"text":"how did I do?"}
+{"text":"get yourself a tweezer set, i have a few bent ones for purposes of holding stuff together"}
+{"text":"some more stuff I made"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Cute and Fat"}
+{"text":"You're doing good OP. It's better than my first one."}
+{"text":"/po/ is back! What about show me your best Papercraft? doesn't have to be Anime Papercraft, it can be any papercraft. Anyway, i forgot where i got this Tanjiro template, does anyone know where to get this template? Thx."}
+{"text":"A: Yes Ok I don't really know how to read this, it's obvious the paper doesn't have 8 corners but I can't tell when the second piece of paper come in, and what folds are done on what sheet of paper. Any help explaining how to fold this thing? It's a cute gift for a friend."}
+{"text":"See the scissor symbol on top of step 14? It means you have to cut both points along the middle line, drawn in bold (but not very visible on this low-res image; in blue on pic related). Then, fold both top-half of these points as indicated. Next, on step 15, fold both bottom-half of the points, and you have your 4 legs."}
+{"text":"Thanks got it done."}
+{"text":"I have these books from NOA for 1-100 3,5,17-19,22,47,49,51,53,58,61-63,66,68,70-72,80-so on Looking to trade with anyone who has NOA 533 and up or ones that I am missing from 1-100"}
+{"text":"Don't talk nonsense. It isn't nonsense, they do not exist. All of these are available on some private forums. That's where you're wrong."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, you're never going to finish this list."}
+{"text":"Well that's of course obvious. It's nice to have the ones that were gently shared, the models are nice to teach kids."}
+{"text":"1979-09 (048) 1979-11 (050) 1980-01 (052) 1980-04 (054) 1980-06 (056) 1981-05 (069) 1981-09 (073) 1982-01 (077) 1984-11 (111) 1984-12 (112) Show examples of these."}
+{"text":"No.81084567"}
+{"text":"REQUEST: Side-by-side classic shotgun Are there any good weapon paper model makers that would either have a plan already made, links to some, or any help to making one? I've been trying to find one for Quite A While now and have been attemptin to create One by first modeling it out etc. but hit a \"bit\" of a setback with my computer frying up completely during a thunderstorm. Looking Now for the classic type of shotgun. Attempting to acquire the level of detail and possible function that are akin to the \"Paper Manufacturing\" brands level of quality."}
+{"text":"neat!"}
+{"text":"I realized it's kind of funny that it's a gamebanana link."}
+{"text":"Here's one of a '92 Chevy. Feel free to contribute your own or construct the ones in this thread and posting the results."}
+{"text":"print pages 1-2 if your printer does double sided prints well and cut along the lines otherwise print page 3"}
+{"text":"new version"}
+{"text":"am i just retarded or is this really hard to parse? i've folded this many times and i still can't make out what the instructions are trying to convey. i had to watch a video to see how it's done the first time"}
+{"text":"Anyone got papercraft for the C3 Corvette?"}
+{"text":"Any instructions for 1/12 accesories or diorama parts? something like ruble or barricades?"}
+{"text":"Ive done some basic stuff and i want to learn more advanced stuff in origami as a project. What books are good for that?"}
+{"text":"this so much."}
+{"text":"I didn't have good experience with this book. The theory is nice, teaching techniques and essential ideas in progressively more complex models. But a lot of the models, in my experience, even simpler ones can be too disappointing/challenging. I mean this book is supposedly written for beginners. I just checked gilad page, reviewing from memory: 1. squirrel - the example photo and the one in diagram is different, so your result won't look the same as Jun Maekawa's 2. box - \"locks\" and bullshit don't work. I honestly have no idea how to make this properly without glue 3. spiral shell - good luck making everything aligned 4. giraffe - I really dislike this one, dunno, the fact you fold the back and hide it behind really annoys me 5. helmet - good luck making this stand, even gilad couldn't do it, fuck this model seriously I think I dropped the book a few models after this. I kept hitting problems that I blame on subpar models. I decided just to fold stuffs I find interesting from /po/. Not following Maekawa's curriculum. I'm much happier now. I just don't think the book is good recommendation for beginners. ----- John Montroll's Teach Yourself Origami's first half has all of the essential models they used to teach in schools."}
+{"text":"Try to follow this plan to become a successful folder . 1 .Sonobe .2 . Kusudama .3 tessellation .These are good because very repetitive folds practice makes foolproof and you can use glue for assembly Then 4 .Beetle . 5 .Fish . 6 .Spider .7 scorpion 8 . Butterfly two colours . 9 .Bee two colours Then try some simple characters . After that you should be familiar enough with diagrams and precrease to attempt more complex models such as birds dragons ."}
+{"text":"wrong board, scipo"}
+{"text":"I got this picture of a few pins badges representing animals, possibly origami models (that's probably the intended effect). Any of you know if they are origami models and not just polygon-shaped animals? And if they are origami, any idea of who the creators are?"}
+{"text":"I don't recognize those, I suspect they're just meant to look like origami without being based on real designs. That said, the koala looks a bit like Gen Hagiwara's and the fox reminds me of one by Hoang Tien Quyet"}
+{"text":"Thanks for your answer. I'll try to find pictures of those two models you talked about."}
+{"text":"What paper do you guys use for your origami? And what is your favorite paper?"}
+{"text":"Just sharing this Kangaroo model I just made."}
+{"text":"This stuff(pic related) is my most used as far anything that requires any larger paper with colors. It arrives perfectly square and it's cheap. There is better paper I've used, but it's usually for special models. I think my favorite so far is shadowfold. It's thin and easy to use."}
+{"text":"I use car paint masking paper for more complex models. it's strong, thin, keeps it's shape and it's dead cheap."}
+{"text":"I've always admired people who can do these things. It's impressive dexterity and a performance just watching it and the results can be so beautiful and tacticle too. Crazy the talent I can see browsing this board. Making me consider trying it so it's interesting to see what papers people are using."}
+{"text":"Hemp paper"}
+{"text":"Here you go."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Why delete the other thread?"}
+{"text":"It didn't make any sense, did it?"}
+{"text":"Saw this on Twitter, wanted to repost it here, someone might appreciate this."}
+{"text":"Thank you, it was exactly what I was looking for!"}
+{"text":"Stupid grapes"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"is the at in the photo not their handle? cant find em"}
+{"text":"Making a fable diorama now thanks for the idea anon."}
+{"text":"i did this like a gift, \"When I finished this model, I thought I would feel satisfaction, but I felt nothing, hahaha. I make 6 models for 6 people every year and give them as gifts.\""}
+{"text":"Do they appreciate your work anon?"}
+{"text":"damn, anon. how did you make these? I'm new to the hobby."}
+{"text":"Hello, I am Rhondafojchi (Rhondar). Regarding your question, well... I really hope so. It really depends on how each person takes care of or receives details like gifts. I like giving them. I've been doing origami for a long time, and I think I'm in another stage now, hehe."}
+{"text":"Hello again, there are several paths I followed: tutorials, forums, and diagrams. If you are new, I hope you continue. If you need help, im here for help and show my work."}
+{"text":"Post moar"}
+{"text":"always liked origami as a kid like every other kid i guess recently decided to get back into it started working through a book using printer paper because i don't have origami paper got to about halfway through the intermediate models having a ton of fun one night i accidentally leave one of them out on the kitchen table wake up next day mom rips up the origami starts yelling at me says she knows i've been \"wasting\" paper with this shit calls me a retard and tells me to stop right away all joy is sucked out of it haven't felt the need to make another one Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you think he might be receptive you should tell him you regret how you treated him, and ask if you can waste paper with him again. I hope you can mend your relationship, anon."}
+{"text":"Been doing origami since I was 6 off and on. I stopped doing origami for years after my grandmother yelled at me for saying \"it's like I'm god creating stuff!\" after making an origami deer. I quit origami for a long time after that, but I got back into it.. I can't find the book the deer came in now. It was a very nice model."}
+{"text":"You know she's right."}
+{"text":"The difference is you need to eat. OP is just wasting paper."}
+{"text":"You have to be 18 to troll here. And what a pathetic effort it was."}
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+{"text":"Incels are truly deluded with these ridiculous YT-polls of theirs xD"}
+{"text":"fast lmfao maybe on paper but t34's realistically had a speed of 15-20 mph. again their gearbox was trash and required hammers. you can sloped that armour at what ever thickness you want doesn't change the fact the heat treat made the armor ineffective and the hulls where spot welded together with inferior materials leading them to be destroyed with ease. the t34 was one of the worst tanks of the war."}
+{"text":"T-34 road speeds often exceeded 30 mph in practice, cross-country mobility was superior due to wide tracks as i explained earlier. The \"hammer to shift gears\" myth mainly applies to KV tanks, early T-34 gearboxes were stiff but improved dramatically by 1943. Brittle armor/spalling issues (mostly 1941) were fixed with better heat treatment as i said, sloped 45mm still equated to 90mm effective. Welds were crude but fully welded and strong."}
+{"text":"cope"}
+{"text":"The Panzer IV having working radios and glass put ahead of an individual T-34 Individual and needs fuel"}
+{"text":"This mf really put ataturk in there with hitler, stalin, and champagne lmao"}
+{"text":"Mark my words: He will make as much money as quickly as he can. But he will eventually renounce before being removed."}
+{"text":"He will be send to a nursing home with a play-office and his handlers will pretend he's still the president."}
+{"text":"He did that to his own father."}
+{"text":"So, here is a theory about Trump's recent behavior... He spent some money he wasn't supposed to spend, and soon he will be required to put it back. He thought he would ponzi it back into the fund with Venezuela, and it didn't work out because oil companies don't want to play that location. Now he's trying to launch his phony 'board of peace\", with just a straight scam entry fee and no promise about what the money pays for."}
+{"text":"Vance will 25 him today while he's at Davos and immediately release of all the incriminating Epstein material. If he wants the top job he will anyway."}
+{"text":"by november we could be in a complete economic disaster he might just shrug his shoulders and resign unless he fears for impeachment in absentia trumpers would jan 6 washington all over again if that happened I think.. he might have something on vance anyway"}
+{"text":"Fucking synagogue of satan scum. I wish it had really been 6 million"}
+{"text":"Good man Punjabi women are gorgeous too and fertile... Have a great life my desi bro Smack those white pigs when you see them... Degenerate jerks"}
+{"text":"i can tell you don't actually wipe your ass with your hand the jig is up!"}
+{"text":"Man, they really are demons"}
+{"text":"Amerimutt thinks it has any opinion. i can tell you don't actually wipe your ass with your hand Yah you wipe your ass with toilet paper and smear shit all over you like a dumb rat faced cracker bitch. You probably don't even own a toilet since it's IDF/state property anyways. Meanwhile I drive AMG and Jewish women love us chad Indian men."}
+{"text":"Jews are satanists and demons. Jesus will punish and erase all of them when he returns"}
+{"text":"you now remember the covid tyranny and all its Orwellian overreach"}
+{"text":"I knew this shit would never work in the US because there was no way in heaven or hell niggers would make an appointment, show up, and fill out paperwork to get something that had no immediate benefit to them. Much less twice or more for boosters. And the fact that no politicians ever even dared to suggest tying welfare benefits to vaccination records sealed the deal"}
+{"text":"They're not fascists, they're degenerate libertarian faggots. They would be misfits and trouble makers in nazi Germany too."}
+{"text":"new Rasmussen poll finds that a majority of likely Democratic voters favor taking strong action against Americans who are not vaccinated against COVID-19, including fines and home confinement. They wanted you fined and imprisoned for not taking it Forty-eight percent of Democrats also would give the green light to government fines or imprisonment for those who question the efficacy of the vaccine on social media or other public forums. They wanted you fined and arrested for questioning its safety and efficacy Forty-five percent of Democrats gave a thumbs up to forcing the unvaccinated into temporary designated areas, while 46% support using digital devices to track the unvaccinated to ensure they are quarantined or properly socially distanced from others. They wanted you tracked and surveilled and put into a camp for not taking it A smaller number of Democrats (29%) would go so far as to temporarily remove parents’ custody of their children if the parents refused to take the vaccine. They wanted to take your children away for not taking it This is who is calling you a a bootlicker for wanting illegals removed from your community."}
+{"text":"HE WON BTW"}
+{"text":"After what he did to your country no one wants to pay him a visit to say hello?"}
+{"text":"She's already dumped him. My sources say that she was never pleased with his tiny penis and feminine manner."}
+{"text":"white cucks are going to let him run off with millions and a yatch"}
+{"text":"His mistress got very close to assassinating him, but the dick was so good she admitted she was about to poison him and then fucked him again right after."}
+{"text":"First time baking... EVIL ALBERS up at bat Yes... EVIL E. ALBERS. Middle name... Evil?"}
+{"text":"God DAMN, they finished voting and she starts running her dicksucker yet again"}
+{"text":"OH EM GEEEEEE they actually bought it!"}
+{"text":"Damn, Chucky is stupid."}
+{"text":"Fat fuck has to wait 6 more months to taste that sweet sweet meth mouth"}
+{"text":"Their post release family pics will be nice"}
+{"text":"Simple. As."}
+{"text":"Uuh..."}
+{"text":"Donald Trump (my president) is a holy man who can do no wrong."}
+{"text":"Don't you worry, Master, I'll do it for free"}
+{"text":"It is if it's done with the expectation of a favor dumbass. That's why Presidents are prohibited from accepting them and Trump and his corrupt buttbuddies have to pull some dumb loophole about how the plane will be \"donated to his library\"."}
+{"text":"What massive investments, where"}
+{"text":"wtf"}
+{"text":"Isn't Trump constantly talking about how Russia and China are a threat and that's why we need to own Greenland?"}
+{"text":"It’s not untrue at this point. At the very least, NATO is as much a threat to the U.S. as China and Russia. They actively prohibit free speech, you can’t watch certain videos without being arrested, etc. We can’t support countries like that, period."}
+{"text":"Russia is not a brother war. Their army is majority non White"}
+{"text":"Surely Says the double digit IQ trailer trash without secondary education"}
+{"text":"He's such a Russian bot, it's insane. Same with all the posts in this thread agreeing with it."}
+{"text":"Japan is the newest nation to embrace BIC. 1 million Indian immigrants have so far moved to the land of rising sun!"}
+{"text":"Today it is mostly the extreme north - Kashmir, Punjab, Himachal Pradesh, Haryana, Uttarakhand, Delhi & Chandigadh. Though you will find mixed-breed-mongles to some degree here too, the vast majority of the unmixed OG aryans live here, but a few sporadic aryan communities are also present in the other states, of middle india and even some in south india (from the ancient aryans that moved to the south) but never mixed racially even though they have adopted the language and customs of the dravidian niggers. Like Aishwarya Rai (a south indian in name but looks like a North Indian), Shruti Hassan (another south indian but looks like her North Indian mother Sarika Thakur), and the Perplexity AI Founder guy, looks mixed, but leans more towards a North Indian face. Yes. We have a saying here in North India \"the country runs on the whims of God alone\" in Hindi it is \"desh Ram bharose hee chalta hai\". There is little point worrying, but it is also not right to just sit quiet and let it happen and not say anything, even if I changed one person's view (you) i consider this 1 drop of truth in the ocean of disnfo, a worthy endeavor."}
+{"text":"Nah he’s cool, your a bitch though"}
+{"text":"kek. Enough larping. Post hands first, shitskin."}
+{"text":"guys am I based yet consider taking your own advice and help Xing Shao Li fulfill his dream of under 48 hours."}
+{"text":"Your time was not wasted I have a new compassion for the light Indians like yourself and a better understanding of what’s going on."}
+{"text":"retard mutt"}
+{"text":"What’s Marco supposed to do? He has no real say. The moment he steps out of line he’s in trouble with his boss."}
+{"text":"I would say most realist and least idealistic. US is overextended, instead of being stretched thin across Europe, Asia and Middle East and the homeland, it's better to pick your battle with the most likelyhood of yielding results."}
+{"text":"he's the only competent member of this administration and you can see in his fucking dead eyes how much it kills him to have to do Trump's retarded bidding"}
+{"text":"Yeah right he almost came his pants at the idea of taking over Cuba. Probably wants to be the next president over there. He’s just as crazy but with different goals."}
+{"text":"It was fun to be frens wit chu. But I think it is the end."}
+{"text":"Nope."}
+{"text":"wumao larping 24/7 as a euro Embarrassing."}
+{"text":"I'm a europoor."}
+{"text":"No you're not. What you are is a newfag wumao that's very sloppy."}
+{"text":"Your Pepe sort of resembles his"}
+{"text":"Putting the instructions of Jesus ahead the words of mere men is \"progressive\" now huh. Nice try satan."}
+{"text":"pope francis was coopted but got disgracefully killed by God for it"}
+{"text":"Greenland is Danish because a rich Protestant thought there might be Catholics there and wanted to convert them. Deus Vult"}
+{"text":"insurrection"}
+{"text":"Asked whether he is concerned about Catholics serving in the military who might be asked to participate in a military operation to take control of Greenland, Broglio responded, “I am obviously worried, because they could be put in a situation where they’re being ordered to do something which is morally questionable.” “And it would be very difficult for a soldier or a Marine or a sailor by himself to disobey an order such as that,” he continued. “But strictly speaking, he or she, within the realm of their own conscience, it would be morally acceptable to disobey that order. But that’s perhaps putting that individual in an untenable situation, and that’s my concern.” Does this man have no idea what war is ? Ninety-nine percent of war is immoral. I wonder if he would have such issues with current military men serving in the meddle east supporting the IDF near Gaza. Did he have a comment on that? Fucking these guys man, the Catholic church is fucking clueless."}
+{"text":"europe is gone. your childhood neighborhood will never look the same. you will never look around and see that look like you again. whites are weak, conquered, and humiliated."}
+{"text":"Cope Bot based in India"}
+{"text":"30% more like 40% now"}
+{"text":"I don't really value people looking like me that much. I don't get what's the big deal."}
+{"text":"i haven't met a brown person for months, you mixed spicgroid."}
+{"text":"Typical Pooland Grug Untermenschen. There is a reason intelligent people are shorter. Look at Einstein, Bill Gates and Merz."}
+{"text":"In 1978, the Czech dissident Václav Havel, later president, wrote an essay called “The Power of the Powerless,” and in it he asked a simple question: how did the communist system sustain itself? And his answer began with a greengrocer. Every morning, the shopkeeper places a sign in his window: “Workers of the world unite.” He doesn’t believe in it. No one does. But he places the sign anyway to avoid trouble, to signal compliance, to get along. And because every shopkeeper on every street does the same, the system persists — not through violence alone, but through the participation of ordinary people in rituals they privately know to be false. Havel called this living within a lie. The system’s power comes not from its truth, but from everyone’s willingness to perform as if it were true. And its fragility comes from the same source. When even one person stops performing, when the greengrocer removes his sign, the illusion begins to crack. Friends, it is time for companies and countries to take their signs down. For decades, countries like Canada prospered under what we called the rules-based international order. We join its institutions, we praised its principles, we benefited from its predictability. And because of that, we could pursue values-based foreign policies under its protection. We knew the story of the international rules-based order was partially false, that the strongest would exempt themselves when convenient, that trade rules were enforced asymmetrically, and we knew that international law applied with varied rigor, depending on the identity of the accused or the victim. This fiction was useful, and American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, open sea lanes, a stable financial system, collective security, and support for frameworks for resolving disputes. So we placed the sign in the window. We participated in the rituals, and we largely avoided calling out the gaps between rhetoric and reality. This bargain no longer works."}
+{"text":"our first massive waves of Chinese immigrants were courtesy of our far left government who thought they'd vote for them (lol instead the first immigrants were all the vulture capitalists escaping the chincom government)"}
+{"text":"The Maple Emperor is the leader of the West"}
+{"text":"I can't wait for WW3 so I can rape all the cute polish femboys"}
+{"text":"Globalist worked because it was essentially Pax Americana. Putin and Xi \"teared\" it down because jews thought they could them rule the world through (((UN))) while simultaneously weaken the US enough so they can truly rule over the goy with no resistance. Unfortunately it didn't work out as plan because the goyim at never as dumb as they imagined"}
+{"text":"hes doin what his chinese masters have told him to do .... build a coalition of \"soft power\" from useful idiots and use it to nag, browbeat and shame the only world power that stands between the chinks and global hegemony. Hes an idiot. You can say whatever you want about Trump, but I thank the good lord it was the Americans who won ww2 and not the god dam communists. We need to rebuild our military, enforce the rule of law, and bloody well stand up with the only world power that actually defends the right to speak freely and carry weapons. Morons like Carney are the road to hell! I dont want to live in fuckin china."}
+{"text":"LMAO! There is still hope for the zoomers! Some of them are pretty based!"}
+{"text":"liberal shitholes You mean the cities? As in that place where the majority of the population lives?"}
+{"text":"You must sniff turds for fun. Melodramatic faggot"}
+{"text":"Trump is such a fucking giga-retard that European leaders are now begging Putin to talk to them kek"}
+{"text":"Do you ever get bored No Mocking maga has been a very satisfying pastime for over a decade now. I told you he was a blown from the beginning and i've watched his shoes get longer and his nose gets redder over the years with great mirth. You spastics deserve every bit of abuse you get. I've yet to speak to one of you that wasn't a disgusting human being. Frankly, none of you should have got out of the abortion bucket."}
+{"text":"You think we care about overdosing niggers? You think we care about you, Greenland, Ukraine,....really? You're either retarded, or some faggot jew sowing division. I've never hated a Brit for Starmer being a zog faggot. Yet: \"ORANGE UHHHH MAN, BAD THINGS...(processing...) BLAME CITIZENS! YEAH!\" Fucking jew"}
+{"text":"While Europeans chestthump against americans, their leaders are selling them out to jeets"}
+{"text":"No. Please. Don't steal all the \"talent\" in India from us. Whatever will we do..."}
+{"text":"We wo.... Wait a minute..."}
+{"text":"Indian workers to help modernize That's not a reality checked sentence."}
+{"text":"The EU was originally just supposed to facilitate trade agreements between Euro members...but then it demanded members take endless Africans, and gets big mad if they're told NO."}
+{"text":"I feel like if they were in 1940s Germany they'd be Hitler's number #1 warriors. If they were in 1930s Russia, they'd be running Gulags. They just want to cause pain and suffering. I find these sorts of ghouls completely lacking in principles. They just gravitate to the ideology that allows them to maximize their authorization impulses. It's hard to not notice how a lot of these botox witches seem like an inverted form of Evangelical Christians."}
+{"text":"Gentlemen: Brainstorm ideas on how to de-radicalize them, otherwise this is just a struggle session with everyone bitching (like ineffectual liberal women). I'll start: Mandatory internet restriction for a period of no less than 3 months, zero internet access to shut off the steady diet of outrage. This would probably be good for everybody, not only the deranged left btw."}
+{"text":"self-worth they can attach to which is social validation from anyone who can wield power, so they become unprincipled mouthpieces of the most authoritarian political apparatus they can You can tell she has issue with self-worth, given what she has done to her face. At least with Loomer you know she was ugly before. This woman was probably quite attractive before she injected her face with cooking oil to make her face match her soul."}
+{"text":"they are why witch burnings existed and should come back"}
+{"text":"The left is really good at manufacturing \"prestige\" by laundering communism through institutions like Hollywood and the universities. Unfortunately I don't think there can be anything done about women and rampant status seeking, as this behavior is probably biological, so ultimately left wing status markers need to be torn down and replaced with something healthier. This is not an easy task."}
+{"text":"Second idea: Revoke broadcasting liscenses for EVERY NEWS OUTLET, from CNN to Fox. Complete and total \"news\" death. Without this constant ramping-up propaganda these women likely never would have gotten this radicalized and misinformed. Coupled with 3 months of no internet, where do you think most of these women's opinions will end up? A few will NEVER come back, many will simply move on with their lives and forget politics once it becomes inconvenient to follow. ultimately left wing status markers need to be torn down and replaced with something healthier. Solid concept, expand on this. Remove the entire staff of Netflix? Promote non-crazy celebrities? Frame \"being political\" as uncool/cringe in popular culture? I don't think there's any single answer to fixing what's been done to these women, but instead a series of steps that have to work in concert together."}
+{"text":"For the first time I'm seeing people who loved Trump now turning on him, which also seems to coincide with this board slowing becoming filled with \"Trump is insane\" threads. Even my own gf who has been pro-trump since 2015 now finds him evil and chaotic and hopes that there is a blue wave in November so he gets impeached. What the FUCK is happening?"}
+{"text":"For the first time I'm seeing people who loved Trump now turning on him, For the first time? After all this time? It will pass then, he did only recently win an election."}
+{"text":"You will never ever ever ever, ever be a woman. That's a Taylor Swift song."}
+{"text":"/pol/ literally meme'd Trump into the office. Remember PEPE the frog is a hate symbol? You leftists are wayy out of your league."}
+{"text":"The election was fixed."}
+{"text":"DOLLAR IS DONE"}
+{"text":"Bold words from the people who have been on borrowed time for 80 years"}
+{"text":"Killing themselves and eachother? Based let’s go"}
+{"text":"There will be no war"}
+{"text":"FIAT Slop"}
+{"text":"Civil war Revolution"}
+{"text":"real name was Adolf (((Schicklgruber))) killed millions of whites over anti-slavic race autism discredited nationalism, eugenics, and scientific racism for generations tried to destroy the church lasting legacy is the formation of the state of Israel why do we like this guy again?"}
+{"text":"why do we like this guy again? Just the glowies do"}
+{"text":"ID: Zion Hitler loving kike"}
+{"text":"discredited nationalism, eugenics, and scientific racism for generations this is a faggot argument that amounts to crying because he lost, suggesting he shouldn't have resisted the jews at all same as blaming him for the fact that the anglos decided to be jewish slaves"}
+{"text":"Brits trying to take the heat off themselves"}
+{"text":"Anglos caused all the problems in the world. Accept it and move on. Hitler didn't declare war. Anglos did, you coping Anglo faggot."}
+{"text":"THIS IS THE FUCKING END!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"First time?"}
+{"text":"Down by 3% I'M RUINED I WAS 100X LEVERAGED"}
+{"text":"Is that... a delectable DIPERINO I see? OH MY SCIENCE"}
+{"text":"Is he doing it again?"}
+{"text":"Time to slurp some dips!!!!"}
+{"text":"Lowkey in top 5 of contemporary grifters"}
+{"text":"Not really. She could still be grifting off her husband's death right now if she came across as slightly less euphoric about it after the fact."}
+{"text":"Imagine how many cocks she has ridden before and after Charlie. She was his biggest mistake."}
+{"text":"insists he’s Whiter than me wants to start a destructive war with White Europeans for jews Shalom"}
+{"text":"Indeed. And the funny thing is that Trump is the perfect representation of that. A wigger president"}
+{"text":"lol It’s not a laughing matter. Everyone and their dog knows our replacement with shitskins is because of jewish lobbying over decades."}
+{"text":"Where did all of these shills magically excited about a new globohomo jew empire show up from?"}
+{"text":"germany is worse"}
+{"text":"because muh golden dome or something"}
+{"text":"Shortest route to Russia (missile defence, nukes) Shortest shipping route to Asia (shorter than Panama or Suez canals) Mining (Rare earth minerals, Gold) Local population wants to be independent from Denmark but can’t defend or pay for itself Needs a sugar daddy Would be disaster if Chinamen or Ruskies got it"}
+{"text":"Funny enough, Greenlanders look a lot like you Japanese. Not just Asian, but Japanese-ish."}
+{"text":"Honestly they didn't say anything of importance."}
+{"text":"If you’re going to do something then do it. Hitler didn’t threaten invasion for months on end allowing his enemies to build up and prepare. No, he fucking did a blitzkrieg and conquered all of Western Europe in less than a year."}
+{"text":"He doesn't actually plan on invading Greenland or Canada, he just wants to distract from Epstein + the fact our economy is in the gutter."}
+{"text":"at no point has trump threatened greenland in a serious manner. The media is making a mountain out of a molehill"}
+{"text":"He doesn’t need to invade, the euros will fold. This is as much about putting them in their place as anything"}
+{"text":"he did threaten invasion since like 1924 when he was talking in beer halls. read a book nigger. at least mein kamp if you want"}
+{"text":"Help"}
+{"text":"Ao only retarded shit that nobody wants or needs like everytime. Ok"}
+{"text":"Sources plox"}
+{"text":"100% ok with banning gas powered leaf blowers. Ranked choice voting makes more sense than current system. Most of the rest of that is fucked, though."}
+{"text":"Based Dems the more they make miggers suffer the more I like them."}
+{"text":"along with the EU & the UN"}
+{"text":"wut"}
+{"text":"so this is the narrative now? US made us be retarded for last century and half and now we need a new chink daddy to beat us into shape?"}
+{"text":"bomb the 3 gorges dam"}
+{"text":"I don't care about LGBT, Judith Butler and other American export, to be honest. Just don't pretend that you were always conservative, it's silly."}
+{"text":"You betrayed Europe first with your Russia fetish and screeching for Greenland."}
+{"text":"It's all falling apart from the inside bros. - IDF Manpower crisis is beyond existential - Everybody hates the Haredim draft dodging leeches - Haredim killed 2 Haredi infants yesterday, 53 injured babies almost died - McMartinberg Preschool stacked 55 babies like firewood inside a tiny locked bathroom and turned the heat up - no windows, unlike the Holocaust - Government wants autopsies on the 2 dead babies - Entire Haredim population CHIMPS OUT, riots, burns cars, this will go on for weeks - Autopsies would show anal rape in the babies - Cops have severe Jew-Fatigue - Cops only came to smoke cigs and bash Jews - All out of cigarettes - Lib News 13 says Haredim will all die within 50 years You are here."}
+{"text":"I mean, Arabs also breed a lot so it nice that these guys have even higher birth rate than Arabs It good thing, but yeah they are becoming annoying and their stupid protesters are stopping the drive way"}
+{"text":"Great thread btw OP. So Haredim don’t fight, don’t build, they just breed and cause trouble for the state of Israel? They pray for Israel. Sort of like special forces but even better, if you ask them. seriously."}
+{"text":"They won't do shit, haven't done shit to me and I'm here since 16`"}
+{"text":"They don't even pray, they just go once a month to the kolal or beith midrash and then work without reporting their income"}
+{"text":"and I'm here since 16` wow. A real Holocaust survivor in our midst."}
+{"text":"do nothing Russia gets bogged down in a perpetual war America commits diplomatic suicide Europe comes begging for more cooperation APOLOGIZE."}
+{"text":"You are a child, children are not allowed on here."}
+{"text":"philosophy wasn't pol supposed to be religiously worshipping natural sciences? china, russia and germany are the countries with the highest rates of graduates in these subjects. and the chinese government is even explicitly built on the prerogative of letting engineers and scientists govern the country, not billionaire fraudsters and free mason puppets. no other government on earth has so many engineers and natural scientists as officials than china"}
+{"text":"no other government on earth has so many engineers and natural scientists as officials than china I have nothing against chinks but this means nothing"}
+{"text":"i don't care about your opinion or any other vile garbage from pol users bye"}
+{"text":"I will publicly suck on this guys cock, balls and all, when china puts out an all chink computer for like 190€. Just chokeslam these price gouging kikes for me Xi, and you get my soul."}
+{"text":"Previous Day 1,427 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research ▶Latest Trump invited both monke and Zelenskyy to Gaza peace council 7th Air Assault Corps: Around 370 russians killed/wounded near the Pokrovsk area over the past week Thermal power plant in Kursk on fire after a Ukrainian drone strike, electricity and water are out Bilhorod governor says local businesses bought laser air defense systems as a last resort to shield factories from constant Ukrainian strikes Syrskyi confirms Ukraine has plans for offensive operations in 2026 Melitopol substation struck, most of occupied Zaporizhzhia without power Italy seizes russian tanker with 33k tons of steel Grozny is on lockdown because Kadyrov's son Adam got into a car crash China halts all electricity imports from russia Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If the Ukraine is winning why the fuck are you all seething so hard?"}
+{"text":"do you think that ziggers remember that they destroyed this bridge?"}
+{"text":"Syrskyi confirms Ukraine has plans for offensive operations in 2026 don't know how to feel about this. didn't go so well last time"}
+{"text":"First the flag, then the fag."}
+{"text":"boomers get brainwashed by this"}
+{"text":"niggers"}
+{"text":"Wanna see steel cap boots hitting their stupid faces and breaking their teeth than crushing their skulls until their heads turn to pulp."}
+{"text":"its weather modification. has nothing to do with killing people on purpose"}
+{"text":"its weather modification. has nothing to do with killing people on purpose check't You stupid arrogant motherfucker Do you have any idea how they got Covid out into the world? They were infecting people thru aerosols in airport ventilation systems and injecting covid strains into municipal water systems to spread it around. They literally did the same shit at airports back in November so that many people traveling would get sickness and take it to family gatherings at Thanksgiving to spread it further. The Kikes running the show are actively trying to kill us all."}
+{"text":"You stupid arrogant motherfucker Do you have any idea how they got Covid out into the world? yes. coivid came from china and was a politically motivated psyop from the WHO to put western companies out of business so china would swoop in and buy them up throughout europe. the WHO is just chinas proxy. The Kikes running the show are actively trying to kill us all. the kikes would get covid too dummy."}
+{"text":"indeed"}
+{"text":"Not making this up...I feel like I started off the whole realization that 'chemtrails' aligned exactly with 'cloud seeding'. First posted it on /sci/ several years ago and and /pol/. Watched it gain traction in the months/years following my posts."}
+{"text":"YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT /POL/!!!"}
+{"text":"Why tf jews are pushing goynip constantly and even abusing it themselves?"}
+{"text":"the race to the bottom happens in all genuinely free markets, if you can produce the same product for less you win but nothing is beating inflation, the dollar will continue to purchase less and less, its still the best, everyone else will get zimbabwe money before we do but its still gonna happen, sucks"}
+{"text":"kill yourself retard. No one is going to read your blog."}
+{"text":"goy=singular goyim =plural based last poster for teaching us to be racist the right way."}
+{"text":"Kikesludge"}
+{"text":"*goes DEATH CON 3 on Beckham people*"}
+{"text":"Inuit W O K E call them eskimos"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Wonder if the Greens will present that fat cunt \"Boshfather\" at some point"}
+{"text":"If they bring up hadiths, then you have to ask them about the encounter of Mohammed with members of the Zutt tribe in the desert one night."}
+{"text":"there are 1000s of posts every hour on reddit that should be arrestable like pic related. is stuff like this and guides and encouragements to fight and kill ice officers really protected by the 1st amendment?"}
+{"text":"She had sex with five guys. Everything that has transpired over the course of the past 20+ years is because she had sex with five guys. There have been countless kings, warriors, scientists, artists that have dedicated untold amounts of time and energy into shaping the future. The vast majority of them did not have the impact on the future that Zoe had. When scholars look back on the turn of the millennium they will see two major events: 911 and Zoe Quinn having sex with five guys."}
+{"text":"It's not hard to just Google \"Zoe Quinn nudes\" anon"}
+{"text":"Gamergate on its own wasn't important, it was more that it signalled the end of liberal individualism as the principle ethos of western civilization. The view that people should be judged by the content of their character is noble, especially to nerds who weren't really part of any teen subculture and whose parents had long lost connection to their community, we always looked down on normy tribalism. 4chan's views in the 00s were not like /pol/'s, they were trolling Hal Turner for example, racism was just seen as another zany irrational thing in the outer world. It was believed black people, gays, women et cetera.. are mentally the same as cooly reasonable high IQ WASP men, just having different life experiences, and if given the chance to participate they will gravitate to the same values and eventually the same levels of achievement, low crime rates et cetera.. After all everyone has a neo-cortex large enough to store ample memories, which plenty of black musicians and the like utilize, it is just a matter of filling it with the right ideas. While low IQ taking averages, 15% of black people still have an IQ higher than 100, it is not as though they are completely hopeless, and it might rise with proper childhood nutrition and education. We believed we can still live in a chill society where people are judged on merit and achieve some star trek - like utopia. The cracks began to show with OWS, but at this point it could be dismissed as a few fringe groups who wouldn't be taken seriously by anyone rational."}
+{"text":"I've come to the conclusion that any whore with piercings on her face is fucking mental."}
+{"text":"Can somebody give an elaborate rundown on what happened from start to finish from an objective perspective? I can't read up on it because Wikipedia and other sites are not trustworthy. Isn't the absence of slutshaming just normal practice unfortunately? How does this shit relate to everything that's happening?"}
+{"text":"zoomGODS absolutely nuking soilennial cucks. While uncs are suppressing their heckin toxic masculinity while sipping hoppy ipa's at the barcade, zoomers are collecting harems and calling out niggers on stream. Future is looking bright, anyone who hates on clav is brown."}
+{"text":"Danes are pulling their money out of the US."}
+{"text":"Shooting her made everyone safer. She was destined to run out into traffic one day"}
+{"text":"Thr country should be unsafe for useless subversives"}
+{"text":"The bonds aren’t bought under threats of force, retard. The money to issue the bonds and pay the interest for the bond is what’s backed by force. The motivation of any bond holder to buy the bond in the first place is because it pays interest. Nobody buys a bond to lend money for free. The whole reason why US bonds are the safest in the world is because there’s the implication that as a last resort, the US has the capacity to and is willing to pay it back through any means necessary, including the ability to invade and seize national wealth while still being a functional nation, functional in the sense of being the most economically functional in the world with many contingencies and redundancies, including military capacity and the capability to be mostly self-reliant resource wise. It’s the only country in the world that can do this. There isn’t a single investment in the entire world that offers this kind of reliable return on investment or stability in the face of any downturn or unforeseen setback. It’s why long-term investments such as retirement pensions and future infrastructure projects with timelines that span decades have at least some part of their funding portfolio in US bonds. You’d be an idiot not to use them to hedge risk, but people like you think that buying bonds is some kind of goodwill favor, and that not buying them hurts nobody except for the issuer of the bonds."}
+{"text":"israel and egypt are the two top recipients of US foreign aid for a reason, which is that it gives us control of the suez canal, and if we shut it down, then ships are forced around africa, where they can only be protected by the us navy. the EU has nothing but paper. the US has actual military assets."}
+{"text":"Only 100 million That's peanuts, wake me up when Japan sells off 777 billion in US treasuries"}
+{"text":"She had sex with five guys. Everything that has transpired over the course of the past 20+ years is because she had sex with five guys. There have been countless kings, warriors, scientists, artists that have dedicated untold amounts of time and energy into shaping the future. The vast majority of them did not have the impact on the future that Zoe had. When scholars look back on the turn of the millennium they will see two major events: 911 and Zoe Quinn having sex with five guys."}
+{"text":"It's not hard to just Google \"Zoe Quinn nudes\" anon"}
+{"text":"Gamergate on its own wasn't important, it was more that it signalled the end of liberal individualism as the principle ethos of western civilization. The view that people should be judged by the content of their character is noble, especially to nerds who weren't really part of any teen subculture and whose parents had long lost connection to their community, we always looked down on normy tribalism. 4chan's views in the 00s were not like /pol/'s, they were trolling Hal Turner for example, racism was just seen as another zany irrational thing in the outer world. It was believed black people, gays, women et cetera.. are mentally the same as cooly reasonable high IQ WASP men, just having different life experiences, and if given the chance to participate they will gravitate to the same values and eventually the same levels of achievement, low crime rates et cetera.. After all everyone has a neo-cortex large enough to store ample memories, which plenty of black musicians and the like utilize, it is just a matter of filling it with the right ideas. While low IQ taking averages, 15% of black people still have an IQ higher than 100, it is not as though they are completely hopeless, and it might rise with proper childhood nutrition and education. We believed we can still live in a chill society where people are judged on merit and achieve some star trek - like utopia. The cracks began to show with OWS, but at this point it could be dismissed as a few fringe groups who wouldn't be taken seriously by anyone rational."}
+{"text":"I've come to the conclusion that any whore with piercings on her face is fucking mental."}
+{"text":"Can somebody give an elaborate rundown on what happened from start to finish from an objective perspective? I can't read up on it because Wikipedia and other sites are not trustworthy. Isn't the absence of slutshaming just normal practice unfortunately? How does this shit relate to everything that's happening?"}
+{"text":"zoomGODS absolutely nuking soilennial cucks. While uncs are suppressing their heckin toxic masculinity while sipping hoppy ipa's at the barcade, zoomers are collecting harems and calling out niggers on stream. Future is looking bright, anyone who hates on clav is brown."}
+{"text":"Danes are pulling their money out of the US."}
+{"text":"Shooting her made everyone safer. She was destined to run out into traffic one day"}
+{"text":"Thr country should be unsafe for useless subversives"}
+{"text":"The bonds aren’t bought under threats of force, retard. The money to issue the bonds and pay the interest for the bond is what’s backed by force. The motivation of any bond holder to buy the bond in the first place is because it pays interest. Nobody buys a bond to lend money for free. The whole reason why US bonds are the safest in the world is because there’s the implication that as a last resort, the US has the capacity to and is willing to pay it back through any means necessary, including the ability to invade and seize national wealth while still being a functional nation, functional in the sense of being the most economically functional in the world with many contingencies and redundancies, including military capacity and the capability to be mostly self-reliant resource wise. It’s the only country in the world that can do this. There isn’t a single investment in the entire world that offers this kind of reliable return on investment or stability in the face of any downturn or unforeseen setback. It’s why long-term investments such as retirement pensions and future infrastructure projects with timelines that span decades have at least some part of their funding portfolio in US bonds. You’d be an idiot not to use them to hedge risk, but people like you think that buying bonds is some kind of goodwill favor, and that not buying them hurts nobody except for the issuer of the bonds."}
+{"text":"israel and egypt are the two top recipients of US foreign aid for a reason, which is that it gives us control of the suez canal, and if we shut it down, then ships are forced around africa, where they can only be protected by the us navy. the EU has nothing but paper. the US has actual military assets."}
+{"text":"Only 100 million That's peanuts, wake me up when Japan sells off 777 billion in US treasuries"}
+{"text":"why are so many republicans gay?"}
+{"text":"Do you think being gay is inherently shameful?"}
+{"text":"Who cares? No but its a mental illness. Poor gays needs to be treated."}
+{"text":"Gays have a lot of mental disorders, maybe not to the extent as troons. To be a conservative America it definitely helps to have a mental disorder. These people literally want to trash their own economy to occupy a useless frozen rock for a few years. Is that normal?"}
+{"text":"How will US tourists be welcomed in Mexico for the world cup?"}
+{"text":"Hey is it still easy to get a prescription for diazepam over there (don’t name doctors or places i.e. sources)"}
+{"text":"I thought this retarded sport tournament was gonna happen in the US?"}
+{"text":"Hey uh can I get an answer to that? Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"bread and circle"}
+{"text":"Remember folks, all strippers are also prostitutes in Mexico. $30 will get you an hour with a chick 10x hotter than this."}
+{"text":"Me myself : nicotine coffeine Had to quit alcohol becous i got pretty fucked when drinking"}
+{"text":"finasteride Polack genes make you go NW2.5 before your 18th birthday. t. 20 and it hasn't recessed any further. My father's hair at my age was just like picrel."}
+{"text":"I used to chainvape nicotine 24/7 and drink 6 beers every night but now I just eat weed gummies everyday and drink 1 beer with supper sometimes"}
+{"text":"weed every night no more dreams"}
+{"text":"Nicotine, caffeine and microdose lsd. Fighting a slight opioid addiction but almost done with it, then off to the dark web to find a sheet of lsd, does GG still operate? I've tried most of them and while 3MMC is fun, 2CB will always be my love."}
+{"text":"This is an average russian classroom, how the fuck are there barely any overweight women. What makes the average american women so fat?"}
+{"text":"What makes the average american women so fat? drinking 1100 calorie \"coffees\" on the way to their ass-sitting job"}
+{"text":"why do subhumans get all the asian qts"}
+{"text":"Because they don't eat Amerifat goyslop. They eat real food. And most of Russian girls are into some kind of sport, especially gymnastics and ballet. So they stay active and fit. Meanwhile, the most exercise American women get is when they twerk their asses to nigger babble that passes for music in America."}
+{"text":"implying you don't want to spend your day with your face in a bbw brapper just slowly licking until she tells her good boy to cum for her and then lick that up"}
+{"text":"I always knew there was something off about her"}
+{"text":"its just jewish privilege, thats all it is"}
+{"text":"antisemitic no hyphen found the jew"}
+{"text":"Maga miga"}
+{"text":"Yeah we know and you didn’t need to use a male body to demonstrate that."}
+{"text":"Why are you gay?"}
+{"text":"Good afternoon Ukraine anon! As always praying for your safety, and for that of your skill in stealth to be above that of the mean draft officers!"}
+{"text":"would be nice, but probably we are just hoping that russia and china won't help Iran when we attack them"}
+{"text":"Ukraine dead as a nation NATO implosion continues"}
+{"text":"Thats just a jew scam, you literally have a moneyless utopia at the moment you refuse using money, literally. t. gypsy wizdom"}
+{"text":"Virgin beta male: Hello, may I please if you do not mind ask for a hamburger… with cheese IM SORRY I like cheese IM SO SORRY… and could you cook it to… oh sorry… they’re smash burgers? Never mind I’m so sorry that sounds great, well done smash burgers! Yummy yummy yum! Chad alpha male: Mid Rare BLOODY hamburger, and give me double toppings and an over medium egg. Stab a knife through it to stop it from sliding off the plate Why are the jews and whatnot continuing to try to HUMILIATE us by pretending that “smashed burgers” are some kind of “trendy cool” way to eat a burger instead of a useless beta-male lazy bitch-ass way for unskilled bumpkins to cook a burger? How long before we eat the last bloody messy burger and it is replaced with a niggerfied “smash it on the grill” tasteless unskilled niggerburger??? When I get a damn hamburger, I want a ROLL of paper towels on the side for the raw juices and grease. If I wanted a fucking bull-duke lezbo-burger I’d go to Becca Good’s house and rough her up a little bit and ask for a burger, where can a fucking regular MAN get a god damn MID RARE BURGER now??? All people do is serve these gay-as-fuck “trendy” le-smashed-as-fuck juiceless tasteless lazy-burgers. I fucking hate jews and lesbians so much I want to scream, where’s the fucking pride"}
+{"text":"2026 I am forgotten 50% of Kyiviv has no heating, it’s -15 degrees C, and no one gives a fuck. They were used like a condom and then thrown away. This is a good lesson as to what happens when you betray your own kind, descend into moral nihilism, and become nothing more than a tool. To make things more tragic (funny), they didn’t even damage Russia, they only made it more cohesive and stronger."}
+{"text":"And Russia been enriched. With 2% of unemployment (a lot of males in prime working age killed in Ukraine), there is a lot of job openings in Russia. It will be glorious. Trust the Monke."}
+{"text":"Ukraine may suffer now but russia will cease to exist in the long run, in to the bargain, all duma members will be executed and hanged on red square, which ultimately will be renamed blue square."}
+{"text":"Why are you faggots obsessed with saving videos of half naked black men? Why would you save that?"}
+{"text":"Why are you faggots obsessed with saving videos of half naked black men? To observe, how russian women absolutely adores them. There is something strange in it. Mesmerizing. Hard to describe."}
+{"text":"Cuck."}
+{"text":"left Universal Healthcare Universal higher education Safe abortions Due process for deportations Personal freedoms (gay, trans, marijuana, alcohol) Responsible gun ownership Police held accountable Open trade and strong military alliances right Healthcare and education for the rich. Wageslavery for the poor Force children to be born to parents who don't want them Strict government control over peoples lives for everything but guns, which have no restrictions Police state Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"My morality is based on lowering suffering, I dont care if a baby dies before they're born. Its weird that rightoids pretend to care about that but then gladly murder anyone they don't like. You want babies to be born but then want them to suffer all their life after, being born to parents who don't want them, almost certainly poor, no doctor, no education, wageslavery etc. Comically evil"}
+{"text":"Universal Global Everyone All together nigger stfu"}
+{"text":"kek leftist btfo"}
+{"text":"Responsible gun ownership But they hate the idea of civilian owned machine guns."}
+{"text":"I see the rightoids are sending their brightest today, you sure showed me"}
+{"text":"X's new algo open source dump proves that \"Christcuck\" is a zionist jew psyop and only zionist jews use it. It's not on the list. X is controlled by jews. Therefore - All Christcukers are kikes"}
+{"text":"Zionist Jews are promoting Christianity to the far right you dipshit"}
+{"text":"Why is anything filtered out via an algorithm? I thought Elon was the speech guy™?"}
+{"text":"Wtf I thought you guys were joking when you said retard was a no-no word?!"}
+{"text":"Brown kike hands posted this"}
+{"text":"Oh is that why zionist jews are freaking out at Joel Webbon 24/7? You're a faggot and a jew. Christcucker zionist"}
+{"text":"Guardians Of Pedophiles"}
+{"text":"It's a big club."}
+{"text":"They would forever be known as the Republican Congress who actually stepped up and did something, instead of being known as weak pushovers."}
+{"text":"Republicans have no hope. Trump was the only reason independents even gave a shit. Everyone despises the GOP."}
+{"text":"Republicans lost the midterms when they started pushing for porn bans, age verification, failed to do anything for young men while still blaming them for everything, failed to destroy the NFA because of some unelected bitch said no and yet somehow tens of millions of dollars for destroying a Space Shuttle is ok, and for being Israel's bitches"}
+{"text":"Every post above me is a shill. And their employer is wasting his money on such weak bait."}
+{"text":"They Who? The \"Democratic party\"? It's not real. It's theater my nigger."}
+{"text":"\"Republicans are stupid.\" - Whoopi Goldberg. 75% of them are going to lose their election/re-election bids in November. They are going to lose to democrat by 15% to potentially 40% of the votes. example: 2M people vote in total. 1.5M is voting Democrat and 500,000 republican. Or 450,000 vote. 300,000+ vote democrat, 150,000 vote republican. The republicans are going to get fucking reamed hard on election night. If we can successfully get 67 Democrat senators in out of 100. They can fully impeach Trump."}
+{"text":"Wag the dog on steriods. Is greenland even real? I've never seen a greenland flag post here"}
+{"text":"Anyone notice a huge shift in advertising? This was a year or two ago."}
+{"text":"Kinda pointless now that all those well educated good looking white people are gone from the general population and all you have is blacks and fat white miga voting hicks."}
+{"text":"yes, jews need goyim for the upcoming wars"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"I SEE NIGGERS ON TV ALL THE TIME YOUR THREAD SUCKS"}
+{"text":"the black guy in the ad is for the california tech bros to buy the thing now they expand their market"}
+{"text":"greenlanders don't want mutts fuck off back to your shithole"}
+{"text":"There is only 56,000 of them on a landmass the size of Mexico so they have no real say in what happens"}
+{"text":"they have a government and they voted to stay part of denmark"}
+{"text":"Trump should 100% do that"}
+{"text":"The fuck are you on about? They ARE mutts"}
+{"text":"of course a retard would do that in greenland only danes and eskimos live and they are both more genetically stable than amerimutts"}
+{"text":"right-wing populists are zionists and people that vote for them get betrayed. look at milei, trump etc. they want a global zionist right-wing domination in order to control everything and put pressure / force violence on everyone that won't obey."}
+{"text":"PA"}
+{"text":"Literally what the fuck is the purpose for this? This is part of their strategy to prevent independents from voting Democrat in the midterms. The far left is very cult -like right now and they are ostracizing people who don't agree on every issue, even if they may have been allies on other issues."}
+{"text":"It's retarded they are asking to get screwed and the whole Democrat part will implode. This is funny to me on how stupid they are."}
+{"text":"Look faggot the only way for our golden white supremacist christian nation is for us to make it legal for jewish people to rape and murder white christians. They have to be in charge for the rapture to happen, that's just how it is."}
+{"text":"left leaning retards think minimum sentencing is bad that's literally all it is, they figure \"no case should have a judge's hand forced to issue hefty sentences when it may not be fair\", but fail to realize this means that pedos and murder-rapists end up getting comically light sentences because they cry and moan before the jurry about how sorry they are, while anyone actually confessing to their acts and accepting the consequences gets the book thrown at them"}
+{"text":"Right-wingers have yet to take a scalp over Charlie Kirk getting murked. And no, getting a bunch of leftists fired doesn't count."}
+{"text":"Hiroshima is a greedy Gook."}
+{"text":"turn the other scalp"}
+{"text":"when?"}
+{"text":".30-06 bullet didn't penatrate through and entrance wound is massive X doubt"}
+{"text":"If liberalism is Jewish what the fuck is conservatism? Super Saiyan Jewish?"}
+{"text":"never forget the chimpouts"}
+{"text":"S P A C E I S F A K E THE MOON IS PLASMA. YOU CAN'T LAND ON IT. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cool, I wish you the very best in this endeavor. Godspeed."}
+{"text":"It’s not landing on the (((moon))). It’s ground around it. SpaceX did the same thing a couple years ago with 3 or 4 paying (((((((((customers))))))))). Either way, it’s bullshit. You can’t get through the firmament."}
+{"text":"pagans won i dont see the abraham 2 exploring the galaxy or whatever"}
+{"text":"1. eastern euro women 2. western euro women 3. scandi women 4. southern euro women Why is it like this honorable mention: american white women (way above 1)"}
+{"text":"Please come here and tell me how many racemixed women you see."}
+{"text":"4. southern euro women cause they already have the GigaChads at their disposal women will literally fly from over the world for a taste of the BGC"}
+{"text":"Because no one wants to mix with your romani race."}
+{"text":"Jesus said he came to fulfill the law, but he actually did opposite. -canceled the punishment for the woman who hopped on chad's cock -promoted race mixing when Jews (niggers) were a different race from Greeks (Aryans) -overturned the money changers table, who were keeping the country keeping its own currency Jesus' values are diametrically opposed to mine. Women should marry their rapists, but our society relying on christianity makes logical and rational laws unable to be implemented."}
+{"text":"This is how economic union works."}
+{"text":"Cider is pretty good for eating a meal"}
+{"text":"nigga you are from France, you should be drinking wine with every meal from age 9 onwards"}
+{"text":"I don't know even one young person that drink this here, it's just boomers"}
+{"text":"Food, you can say a lot about EU but they are not starving, there a massive exporter of food. Theres a reason China sends students to study abroad, their schools are shit. Services are king in EU and even the UK, its not the products that are sought its things like school and infrastructure around farming and wellness like access to drinkable water and food that isnt complete and utter poison. They would try to take that all and centralize it on China. China requires a lot of food to the point where it cant produce enough, even now it relies more on imported food if it owned EU it would effectively be a massive farming unit, and China would no longer have to worry about having enough food and being able to pay for it Also if war kicked off with China this is exactly why they wouldnt have the momentum to keep a long war going. They literally rely on the enemy to eat the way Germany relied on Russia for energy. Its why you get some people scratching their head over how China is even a threat to the west in anything other than trade. Its not possible for them to win unless the war is over like like 2 years."}
+{"text":"Chinks don't eat the vast majority of your exports though, and elite Chinks already send their little Changs to prestigious Western universities. They want you to surrender your industrial base, which quite frankly you've been already doing for muh climate. Are you brown? Uneducated? From a culture that is grossly incompatible with traditional Western values? Well we have a place for you...the EU!"}
+{"text":"This guy is super gay"}
+{"text":"His son being trans is a good indication that this faggot was a little too loving of a father if you know what I mean."}
+{"text":"Carney is a smart man. The future is Chinese. Time to bow to China now. To resist is to accept certain death. I fully support a strong Canada, free from American influence, and under the shield of China."}
+{"text":"He's right, the old order isn't coming back. It's being replaced, he and all the other fuckers on the WEF are on borrowed time"}
+{"text":"would that mean the old order of things did not come back and the statement was true?"}
+{"text":"since when do i give a fuck what some homosexual canadian thinks"}
+{"text":"No straight white male is going to go get their limbs blown off by an F35 in Greenland while Abdul takes care of his wife, sister, and daughter"}
+{"text":"There's no data from romania because it's less than 2% who would die for this shithole..we will just switch sides and join whoever looks like winning.Simple as."}
+{"text":"i would happily die fighting against an endless tidal wave of mutt zogbot golems. You will Norse bro, you will. But it wont be Americans who will kill you, it will be your own 'citizens' you are very cleverly letting into the country. Thats why Trump hates you. You do it it to your self. You do."}
+{"text":"All these maps can fuck off. I've never been polled in my entire life yet somehow people have access to all this data for height, penis size, favorite video game, are you left or right handed, your IQ, how many times a day you take a shit etc. I've never in my life been polled and I don't know anyone who has been polled. Not a single person in this thread has been polled or knows a single person who has been polled. I also don't know a single person who is all YEAH BRO! I WANT TO DIE IN WAR!!!! I LOVE WAR!!!!"}
+{"text":"I hate my country."}
+{"text":"Thats why Trump hates you. ok Saar but how I redeem Orange Lord? I want him to like me"}
+{"text":"the target and somebody is paying for negative yielding effects thats the definition of waste"}
+{"text":"Mutts fear this"}
+{"text":"kill yourself racemixxed mutt, you are a quarter nigger, a quarter spic, a quarter indian and a quarter burger"}
+{"text":"calm down mohammed nobody fears anything from the EU besides their stupidity"}
+{"text":"Why doesn't Trump just kill the Premier of Greenland so they legally can't ask for help? Is he dumb?"}
+{"text":"Has tipping gotten out of hand? USA is the only country that still does it."}
+{"text":"1. This is a split check 2. Ok go ahead and tell people not to come tip you Retard"}
+{"text":"A price should be a price. It's just a scam to psychologically manipulate retarded normalfags. Walk into a place and see a big sign \"$9.99 burger\" Waiter tries to trick you into adding stuff with ambiguous language \"Mayo on it is fine right?\" (mayo costs +$3) Sales tax + random other \"taxes\" and fees you've never heard of. 20% minimum tip to not spit in your food if you return. Leave paying like $17+ I always tell them \"I want the stuff that comes with it at your $9.99 cost\" which tends to piss them off. Once in a while i'll have one that argues with \"well nothing technically comes with it unless you request it\" then I ask them to specifically tell me what addons cost money and which don't which pisses them off more. In spite of being very alert to this I still will have them get one over on me occasionally in which case I take the upcharge directly out of their tip. They want to normalize the idea that \"prices don't matter only poors care about a few bucks\" and have everybody blindly swipe cards without thinking about price. Zoomers are generally fine with it because they dislike math which is why so many people are debt slaves. Seeing more places that don't even want to put prices on their menus and argue with you when you ask or say \"I dunno until it is rung out\"."}
+{"text":"I think that if waiters want better salaries they should get a real job"}
+{"text":"Way to miss the point, retard. Businesses need to accept a smaller profit margin if they want to keep both staff and consumers. A waitress being able to afford rent and a poor guy being able to buy a family dinner out are directly affected because millionaires are not wanting to have a slightly smaller yacht. You're insane."}
+{"text":"how many local diners are owned by guys with a yacht? The majority of restaurants in the US are family owned, and even fast food locations are owned by local guys. The average number of McDonalds locations per owner is 4, and they are nowhere near yacht levels. You are just a stupid kid that got filled with Marxist bullshit, omgerd these billionaire diner owners are extracting the value of their workers!!! Fuck off."}
+{"text":"Thank you, brother. I shall behead the king and queen, and set fire to the board."}
+{"text":"Lucy was the only competent NHS practitioner if we're being quite honest"}
+{"text":"Malds about someone having a wife Malds about someone running a business Malds about someone getting a date Thinks everyone is bogdan if they don't like him holy shit Josh is a proper little mentalist isn't he? as well as a fat jewish paedophile."}
+{"text":"MIGGERS MUST BE SLAUGHTERED TO THE LAST MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD"}
+{"text":"Those shitskin rapists are just as American as you or me and I'll die to protect them."}
+{"text":"A police state would be based if it protected the citizens though. yeah and letting jews control every bank, business, and media entity would be based if they protected the goyim THOUGH."}
+{"text":"Saw this pic yesterday and I think my first thought was something like, if there's ever a civil war in America, yeeeah the radical right has got this."}
+{"text":"The suppressor might be fake, but if he has done NFA paperwork for a suppressor, he may as well SBR at this point too. They already have your fingerprints."}
+{"text":"Why does he have a stock on a 16 inch barrel?"}
+{"text":"I'm very surprised that almost all right wing Americans are hating on the illegal immigrants, but when the conversation is about niggers, they suddenly shut up. Your statistics clearly show most crime is done by niggers! But yet you say nothing, you never protest... That's rather pathetic behavior if you ask me..."}
+{"text":"iran has raised the red flag of revenge above the dome"}
+{"text":"Damn, for like the 3rd time in the past two weeks is craaaaaazy."}
+{"text":"Is this a practice they stole from Genghis Khan? Gods knows I wish he had conquered everything, we would all be much better off."}
+{"text":"someone post the 4chan guide to Iranian flaggotry"}
+{"text":"old news. Edit proves."}
+{"text":"I once met Iran behind a Ross Dress for Less."}
+{"text":"EURO BROS EVERYONE SHORT US TREASURY BONDS ALL AT THE SAME TIME IT’S THEIR ONE WEAK SPOT 11 TRILLION OF THEIR DEBT MADE AT 0% YIELD MATURES THIS YEAR"}
+{"text":"Willfully leaving out the time scale is fundamentally shill territory."}
+{"text":"shill image macro jesus christ piss back off to your dead containment board"}
+{"text":"please dump your reaction image folder into my otherwise boring shill thread k"}
+{"text":"buy my bags that loses 50% of value in 3 years yeah nah I am good with my Ag and Au you do you though"}
+{"text":"Clown world"}
+{"text":"2-year old with \"acquaintances\" Sure. Reprobates need to stop making out with toddlers, especially if they're non-virgins who have like 10 STIs."}
+{"text":"t.herpes virus"}
+{"text":"Mi abuela used to make out with me all the time when I was a kid Hot. Did she have a big, plump, caked up ass?"}
+{"text":"What demographic group does the acquaintance belong to?"}
+{"text":"never caught that crap even though my father has it. I guess it paid to be autist and avoid all physical contact even with parents"}
+{"text":"ahem"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Nescafe classico. I have my handy electric kettle sitting on the corner of my desk, and my jar of instant ready to go, so I can click a button and then a minute later have a hot cuppa waiting to be sipped while I take a smoke break and just enjoy the chaos."}
+{"text":"New thread! Order up!"}
+{"text":"Unemployment is UP for native born Americans: So why has the unemployment rate been rising for native-born Americans since President Donald Trump returned to the White House and falling for those born abroad? (I use 12-month averages here because the data aren’t seasonally adjusted and the seasonal patterns are different for native- and foreign-born workers.)"}
+{"text":"Pajeets are for shilling, niggers are for \"intercepting\" drones. They're so fucking cheap it just makes sense."}
+{"text":"To be fair I'd rate a nigger's life at least than the cost of a $200 drone"}
+{"text":"What are the probes you always see on the drones at the front? Antennas?"}
+{"text":"Feelers to set off the detonator for the explosive charge they carry"}
+{"text":"AI slop"}
+{"text":"Ah makes sense, for some reason I always thought they were remotely detonated. Horrifying."}
+{"text":"massacre in Tehran"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"i don't get it"}
+{"text":"op is reddit"}
+{"text":"No OP is a CIA kike"}
+{"text":"Chinks are one of the ugliest species, and cats are probably the cutest animals in the world. It's basically disgusting ugly creatures seething and killing beautiful ones because of the inherent inferiority"}
+{"text":"We know it's you OP."}
+{"text":"then shoot them. touching them and doing Mengele style torture experiments with them would increase the chance of contracting toxoplasmosis. plus it's crazy psychopath behaviour"}
+{"text":"Will he say the N-word?"}
+{"text":"grok is this real??"}
+{"text":"Trump demands Nobel committee give him a Peace Prize for not invading Greenland... Before it's too late."}
+{"text":"Of course it's real. If it wasn't it wouldn't be on the internet."}
+{"text":"He won't be able to match Macron's aura"}
+{"text":"Trump will say the nigger word and all EU kikes will kill themselves"}
+{"text":"Are the institutions so stacked against white men that if a young guy turned up looking even better than prime Delon, they'd get nothing? That white men of even a rare and high-tier pedigree can't even depend on the human bias towards good looks because the gatekeeping is so intense? Or am I being alarmist?"}
+{"text":"Well it is the reputation the browns (specifically jeets) have."}
+{"text":"It is their default, but just flatter a little and play in to their nonsense. Remember employment and the professional world is 80% LARP."}
+{"text":"Alain is gay btw"}
+{"text":"Yes it's over for us in the west, we have to go east if we want at least a chance to survive."}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"Islam is such a brilliant invention, a perfect system of control. You make earthly life so miserable, that the only thing the believers can look forward to is a paradise filled with things forbidden on this earth."}
+{"text":"pretty much everythings haram"}
+{"text":"There is no \"winning\" if muslims, indians, jews or any of these shitskins \"win\" the world will be turned into a global favela. They will make fires with your beautiful oak door, there will be no infrastructure, just a slow decay into nothingness. Do you think without whites they will make utopia? They will have no one to parasite, they will turn the entire world into a garbage dump and they also suffer, like those niggers crying in Africa for the white farmers to come back because without them they starve. There is no \"winning\"."}
+{"text":"You should stay in Saudi Arabia, nigger."}
+{"text":"they worship a jew, so yeah. intelligence and education in general directly threatens abrahamism which relies on stupidity on fluorish. the only reason it doesnt effect jews is because theyve managed to integrate it with their race (kalergi mutts) and do not prosletyze to outsiders."}
+{"text":"why are right wingers like this"}
+{"text":"What an awful person to go fight the cops for niggers when you are responsible for a six year old child"}
+{"text":"Who? Get the fuck off here with your e celeb bullshit."}
+{"text":"feminist news now Lol TFD"}
+{"text":"Well left was saying right does nothing so have fun"}
+{"text":"Moscovite Agents Gutting America are literally subhumans."}
+{"text":"This fucker really wants to destroy NATO and the west. He's 100% a Russian puppet"}
+{"text":"he wants it and he will have it."}
+{"text":"What he wants is to do is break NATO, thing that he agreed to help putin with in alaska"}
+{"text":"America has wanted Greenland since the 50s. You didn’t hear about it because no one made it a big issue before."}
+{"text":"Nato is fake and gay like you"}
+{"text":"so maybe europe needs to realize it needs to develop the means to protect itself instead looking for a new boot to lick"}
+{"text":"Based. The world must isolate Zionist America."}
+{"text":"He's a member of the united shitholes"}
+{"text":"CHYNA WILL DUMP THEIR ALLY TO JOIN KEKOLD EUROS WHO BETRAY THEIR ALLIES EVERY YEAR"}
+{"text":"Me, he monkey jungle ape, it's concerned about the world. Not about YOUR politics Not about YOU. It's not about YOU really. Can you understand this? Your brain assimilates it right? That does not revolves around you only. That there is a world, entire nations with different views and costumes and beliefs and religions and yes, each one have their value and strength. One more than others that's for sure but still all of them have their sting. And you are causing problems and failing to establish a good relationship with the World. AND THIS WILL LEAD EVERYBODY EVERYONE To Shit. And that's includes you. Yes, it will include you be sure about it."}
+{"text":"It really is over for burgerland The civil war will weaken them enough for Russian and China to obliterate them and rid the world of this cancer"}
+{"text":"europeans have made it clear that they prefer a Chinese man to an American man not surprising given Trump's latest posturing, but nice to have it codified at least"}
+{"text":"Why are they doing everything they can to keep this thing going? It's literally draining everything from money to resources to labor and they refuse to slow down. Why is it so urgent? A couple of shit pics with six fingers and cartoonishly nude celebrities? It's not even that great at labor replacement."}
+{"text":"The real use of Aai, which is helping to identify the faces of Palestinian children in rubble for more efficient bomb dropping just doesn't translate to the business world"}
+{"text":"It is quite possible that they will get acquired by ine of the companies you named in the coming years. definitely"}
+{"text":"Why are they doing everything they can to keep this thing going? Because people want to keep posting stuff like a realistic 10 second clip of Trump eating out a blue waffle while standing naked on Greenland with Epstein doing the macarena in the background. Don't you understand?"}
+{"text":"Then you are retarded and not understanding a single thing I am posting. Go and learn something about the topic you are discussing. Great headline you sent from ((Lichtenberg)). Actually spend some time and consider how it is actually useful. Also, get an ad blocker retard."}
+{"text":"bagholder spews his sales line It must be tiring trying to gaslight people into thinking something that can't spell or count will somehow replace engineers and doctors. I don't feel sorry for you."}
+{"text":"Okay deal"}
+{"text":"DANES HAVE DIVINE RIGHT ON THEIR SIDE CRUSADE AGAINST THE GREAT SATAN"}
+{"text":"hopefully this filters out all the amerigroid muttgolems pretending to be catholic on social media for chud points"}
+{"text":"Denmark can't defend Greenland and we aren't going to allow our adversaries have the ability to take it and use it as a staging area to attack us. I don't give a shit how much yurofaggots are upset by it."}
+{"text":"if I dont steal it someone else will"}
+{"text":"Connecticut seems nice but has the most income inequality and my city is 33% black and 42% Puerto Rican."}
+{"text":"At home? Zero, perks of living in rural Montana. Where I am know, how ever is 50% nigger Galveston Island is wildly different than white sulphur springs lol"}
+{"text":"So the west is the least black region"}
+{"text":"That 0.4% for Montana is all college athletes and air force niggers at malmstrom AFB. Only thing that keeps us from being the whitest state is the feather niggers, but they're pretty harmless."}
+{"text":"yes and most of them are in NV (8.6%) and CA (5.9%) as one would expect"}
+{"text":"My city looks so beautiful today"}
+{"text":"Pretty from far, but far from pretty"}
+{"text":"Long Live Europe!"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing that's long exposure pic my brother sent me his, but it didn't look as spectacular. It looked nice nonetheless"}
+{"text":"In 20 years, that church will be a mosque."}
+{"text":"Lucky"}
+{"text":"Even ladyboys hate Jews It's truly over"}
+{"text":"Hermaphroditus, Patron-God of transgenders and ladyboys son / daughter of Hermes, grandson / daughter of Zeus Hermes helped Zeus against Typhon (Yahweh), god of the jews History repeats itself."}
+{"text":"They do have to throw hands a lot in that business. The average ladyboy is probably a better fighter than your average man."}
+{"text":"no adams apple I'm so fucking hard right now~"}
+{"text":"one of the alleged attackers shouted: \"No Adam's apple, no Adam's apple.\" I can't believe this is real life"}
+{"text":"Kurva. I fucked up."}
+{"text":"Refuses to get out of character, even for her own safety. Many such cases."}
+{"text":"So after researching this story using words like them they and he she trousers and such I still can’t figure out what happened. Did a lady get raped in nut house or a dude get raped in looney bin or did a gay guy in a wig that look like a girl get bummed in the sanitarium It’s hard to care if you don’t know what is going on"}
+{"text":"Why does /pol/ love the EU so much despite them being behind mass immigration into Europe??"}
+{"text":"It is no surprise that average Europeans like you do not feel it. But the fundamental goal of the European Union was always to unite Europe into a single massive entity to counter US dominance. You can deny it all you want, but that is the historical reality. The problem is that the entity you built turned out to be a collective suicide machine. Under the guise of a comfy life, the EU forced mass migration upon your societies while choking your industries with endless regulations. You traded your long-term survival for social safety nets and bureaucracy. That is why every relevant big tech company today is in the US or Asia, while dozens of European nations can barely name one or two In short, Paradoxically, for Europe to survive, the European Union must be dismantled."}
+{"text":"I've been pointing it out for years. These are LARPers, they literally think they are ''the america'' and whatever flag you are, you are the leader of that country. This is a huge LARP for them. They take all the accomplishments of the territory they live in and act like they are the president and the billionaires even though in real life it's some loser NEET with no power. They take it a step further and they extend this LARP to be about history, they will literally act like they were there 500 years ago in the great battles and you personally insulted them on the battleground 500 years ago. It's pure mental illness. It's impossible to talk to Americans on this board. You talk about any topic and the second they get embarrassed or don't have an argument they retreat into this infantile LARP where they roleplay as the country of America and go ''ho ho ho, I am 100 the size of you! I am literally 250 years old dohoho, and I have nukes. Watch your tone or I will nuke you, puny country.'' It's the most insane cringe shit you've ever seen and that's just the normal discourse with Americans."}
+{"text":"Joder* me quedó mal el texto de escribir en el móvil pero espero que se entienda"}
+{"text":"of course but to counter it economically. the actual reason for europe's economic decline is that a huge part of europe's business model right after ww2 became copying USA's (which was unharmed by the war) inventions. letting the US invent thing, an especially letting them create the start-ups that push the inventions, and then adopting them for a homebrew version that economic model is largely responsible for what you describe. once europeans get it, things will change the EU will never be dismantled for as long as huge countries like USA, India, Russia and China exist. they are the glue that hold us together, come what may. nobody wants to get venezuela'd"}
+{"text":"all tribalism, including muh white power, is based on that. lacking personal accomplishments you try to steal the valor of your tribesmen and make it your own. moderate tribalism is rational as it is just defending your collective interests. but pol is pathetic"}
+{"text":"Masculinity should be the leading element of a society but in a balanced way. The fundamental nature of society should be an equitable union between the masculine and feminine, but males should be the leading edge of it"}
+{"text":"but males should be the leading edge of it Only if they look like this"}
+{"text":"The orange retard is gonna start WW3"}
+{"text":"start WW3 with a country WW with a country"}
+{"text":"2 and fooling retarded illiterate burgers is not an achievement"}
+{"text":"redacting the Epstein files"}
+{"text":"He got away with fucking kids on Epstein Island and gaslit all of his followers into defending it."}
+{"text":"ABSOLUTELY GAPED"}
+{"text":"GIVE US OUR LEBENSRAUM EUROIDS"}
+{"text":"Inb4 source"}
+{"text":"UKRAINE WILL BE THE START OF WW3 GAZA WILL BE THE START OF WW3 TRUMPS ELECTION WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE FALL OF IRAN WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE CAPTURE OF MADURO WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE ACQUISITION OF GREENLAND WILL BE THE START OF WW3 THE DEATH OF RENEE GOOD WILL BE THE START OF WW3 still nothing I'm starting to think all this fear mongering is clickbait"}
+{"text":"what do you mean fear mongering? everyone here WISHES for ww3 so we cant start mass-killing niggers, politicans and kikes"}
+{"text":"In the coming months 2 more weeks will transpire approximately months/2 times"}
+{"text":"You know what they say: if you want something done right…."}
+{"text":"World war 3 has already started. The history books will mark all the events you mentioned as key milestones. The psychopaths running things aren’t stupid. A full out war like WW2 won’t fly with the public the same way it did then when you’ll have 24/7 video and coverage of brutal annihilation. It has to be a slow calculated burn."}
+{"text":"Where is her feminine cock?"}
+{"text":"Trump is unhinged More news at 6"}
+{"text":"Do it already, we're all sick of waiting. Sooner we can close the book on this shitshow the better."}
+{"text":"you will be pardoned when the day of the rake comes"}
+{"text":"At last you're no longer talking about the PDF files. Hiroshima is a greedy gook"}
+{"text":"That's nothing new... GlowBall-ist ZOG-Hawks, and (((their))) LickSpittals, have been Pimping (((That))) ZOG-Pogrom for decades. (at least since 1950's)"}
+{"text":"How could this happen, and so soon?!?"}
+{"text":"ALL HEIL KEK!"}
+{"text":"What did you expect? They are muslims. They thrive on conflict and violence."}
+{"text":"Is Assad coming back?"}
+{"text":"People thought the curse of Assad was over just because he left."}
+{"text":"He's too busy gaming"}
+{"text":"Benevolent dictatorship is the best form of government. But how do you find a worthy man?"}
+{"text":"I won't be like Francisco Franco. First of all, I will NOT give power to the faggot church. I will also not repress unique and indigenous languages and cultures and races like the Basque, he wiped them out and made them conform to become Spanish mutt vulgar latin mutts."}
+{"text":"The same way it has been done for thousands of years: prepare daddy's special boy from birth to inherit the throne no matter his faults"}
+{"text":"I will rule with an iron fist and I will wage war"}
+{"text":"Says you, faggot. That's just some bullshit some dipshit said."}
+{"text":"But how do you find a worthy man? Not possible, we need a benevolent AI."}
+{"text":"'nuff said"}
+{"text":"everyones been acting like George McFly"}
+{"text":"they are tho they're sending troops to Greenland"}
+{"text":"Remember who the people calling you bootlickers are."}
+{"text":"sorry faggot the earth is round and you're a pedophile defender your life is over after orange faggot croaks"}
+{"text":"I WANT TO MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER thanks for your input"}
+{"text":"Federal employees should be able to execute people for not complying with their orders"}
+{"text":"If these people could actually name their neighbours I might pay more attention"}
+{"text":"fascism is a leftist ideology, numbnuts."}
+{"text":"become totally reliant on a global superpower to wipe your ass destroy your own industries, militaries, nationalism, demographics because we're not heckin barbarians support global superpower in every one of their intervention projects since it doesn't affect you they turn on you and want a piece of your ass now VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW!!! WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE STONE AGE!!! WE'RE HECKIN ALLIES, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO US!! THINK OF OUR SHARED VALUES!!! What exactly was the plan? Hope and pray the US stays benevolent towards you forever while you don't have to think about anything?"}
+{"text":"Europe needs a King. Only a King can fight against shadow oligarchies and \"democratic\" tyrants. Because a King has what they don't. Legitimacy. Since I possess the superior intellect, strength and charisma of a King, I hereby humbly volunteer for the position."}
+{"text":"And Russia is now majority muslim only 13% of the population (which are natives) are Muslim in Russia majority muslim take meds, Cyganescu"}
+{"text":"They are a generation who have never seen suffering or hardship. So its easy to manipulate, control and swindle them."}
+{"text":"Anon this is about France no one gives a shit if ruskies or amerimutts disappear but is good thing anyway"}
+{"text":"name one thing the EU relies on the US for that we couldn't obtain from someone else or otherwise build a new supply chain within months."}
+{"text":"Russia is just one huge Appalachia. Almost everyone lives like a peasant in Russia, they haven't evolved since the 1800s."}
+{"text":"Do you lazy fucker understand that it is not cherry picking when that is a common sight in russia?"}
+{"text":"I love Russians Slava = glory Slavs are glorious white men and I love that /pol/ queen sharp smart and telling truth"}
+{"text":"Russia will lose the current war"}
+{"text":"welcome, newfriend."}
+{"text":"Russis is the swamps. Appalachia is the Hills. Hills have eyes"}
+{"text":"MY STOMP CLAP HUSBAND *SHAKES ASS* IS *BEGINS DANCING AN IRISH JIG* DEAD!"}
+{"text":"She's made for BBC"}
+{"text":"Well if your husband/wife dies, its only human to grieve for their loss and get extremely depressed."}
+{"text":"I've never seen a happier woman than Erika Kirk"}
+{"text":"We all grieve in different ways"}
+{"text":"Listen Tiffaneigh, I know you miss your dad but mommy has to go on her second tour now so please stop crying"}
+{"text":"It funny how people don’t mention Israel was the one that wanted to end the 12 days war, obviously because they didn’t have enough arrow and thaad air defence missiles They hit Iran water nuclear reactor, to show them they are not afraid to even destroy all of it or even attacking their nuclear power plan, and Iran just baked down. It that simple, arrow and thaad missiles are complex and kind new things, absolutely not easy to make and take time. It already been over half year, time fly by, I assume Iran it least get 50 new ballistic missiles launcher, maybe from China, so Israel destroy dozens of their launcher don’t mean a lot Even without nukes, ballistic missiles can hurt, a lot… especially if you don’t have enough of air defense missiles"}
+{"text":"They did? source?"}
+{"text":"They are cool though, here is an Iron Dome missile seeker head i picked up when doing bomb disposal in the West Bank. Not IDF, I'm an anglo-jew, this was with landmines international."}
+{"text":"Some bombs and shIt i cleaned up from the kibbutz I was based at."}
+{"text":"jews vs brown jews lawsuit"}
+{"text":"Snako and Nice Fuentez just linked up, need it or Sneed it?"}
+{"text":"Um I thought the democrats just wanted free healthcare…?"}
+{"text":"Damn, that's fucked. Why do our governments hate us?"}
+{"text":"good job Virgina you played yourselves..."}
+{"text":"we just compete better says dalit shitskins jeet the competition is literally telling white men to get off the field and let shitskins unilaterally win the game"}
+{"text":"Virginia is becoming south africa"}
+{"text":"it happens in all states not just virginia there are official stats that say 90% of black women with degrees are employed by the government"}
+{"text":"It snowed in Russia"}
+{"text":"that's a lot of white phosphorus"}
+{"text":"Do what Napoleon couldnt do"}
+{"text":"only if you're really chosen by God, go ahead and try."}
+{"text":"I never knew you could train a cat to do that, wow!"}
+{"text":"Jews won"}
+{"text":"He is actually a German model (retired) with a degree in Islamic studies"}
+{"text":"They don't seem to understand this. I actually don't think they are capable of understanding this."}
+{"text":"Germans are the real Jews so yes the Jews will win."}
+{"text":"That's not a semite though. He's a convert. Not even a convert either, its the german model/author named Lorenz Just. just simply a model doing what models do, posing in clothes to earn money from clothing brands."}
+{"text":"Go back to pretending to be white with your jews from israel pretending to be Swedes under the name Jonna on twitter. Nobody with an IQ higher than 80 believes in nordic israelism."}
+{"text":"THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"thanks. good thread anon. Ive seen some videos by \"Jaydreamer\" on youtube where he talks about the \"plasma apocalypse\" very interesting stuff. Also I have this pdf I want to check out As well as the \"Adam and Eve story\" i want to read too. Any thoughts on the Oera linda being real or fake? I think it makes more sense that people survived the great flood around the world, rather than just noah was the only survivor."}
+{"text":"Ive seen some videos by \"Jaydreamer\" on youtube where he talks about the \"plasma apocalypse\" very interesting stuff. never heard of the guy, quick rundown? i want to read too. sure go ahead, read as much as you can. many good books out there."}
+{"text":"Again, if it were weak enough to have red auroras hit Mexico, we both would have bigger fish to fry right now. Negger."}
+{"text":"for the first time since 2011 syria might be united onesagain! but this time under the green not the red."}
+{"text":"Idk what people expect trump to do with the situation he inherited. Invade Syria? Do another regime change proxy war? Trump is right to stay out of this shit and let Syria try to rebuild."}
+{"text":"Actually the new regime is already BTFO'ing druze and kurds for being foriegn puppets. Sharaa may have made deals with America, but it was the druze and kurds that accepted faggotry and feminism with open arms. I disagree, without outside invasion its unlikely. Unlike Iran and Iraq and other groups, Syria is not as fractured. Syria was under minority Alawite/Nusayri rule when Assad was in power. The Kurds and Druze are also minorities. The vast majority are Arab Sunnis who care less for those other groups. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"FUCKIN GG!"}
+{"text":"I like how the last major arabic tribe just fliped and now kurts are fucked in the ass from behinde"}
+{"text":"only that weird orange paint"}
+{"text":"prevent"}
+{"text":"Yeah, looks like he wasn't. Else you wouldn't be talking about a lawyer he hired once instead. One of Trump's lawyers is Alan Dershowitz by the way, Epstein's lawyer."}
+{"text":"if that was what you're implying it was then it would cost way more."}
+{"text":"that's the flight costs, not what was on it"}
+{"text":"That last paragraph. Holy shit you cannot be serious."}
+{"text":"You're forcing this really hard and it's obvious."}
+{"text":"For gay fellahs that love cock and are part of a crumbling empire and alliance"}
+{"text":"nafo is the gayest shit ever, the best part of the ukraine war was when a bunch of them got smoked by a russian missile for posting their location online"}
+{"text":"Just 2 more heckerino weeks my fellow fago!"}
+{"text":"Does the F stand for Fag?"}
+{"text":"For russki mir? (;"}
+{"text":"They basically took apu apustaja online culture, copied it, replaced the frog by a doggo, and made it extremely gay and cringe. naturally this includes tattoos"}
+{"text":"Since ancient times wars that werent solved in 1-2 big fights ended in years of brutal grinding with even slower land taking from the enemy, usually ending in a last stand on the defeated side's stronghold Now in Syria in the span of 14 months after years of nothing happening a faction just streamroll thousands of kilometers in the matter of days without enemy resistance Kurds that are supposed to had heavily fortified their positions for 15 years now are just surrending without shooting a single bullet Same stuff for Yemen where a faction controlling 2/3 of the country disappeared in like 24 hours All modern wars at least from the first Iraq one are staged. There are no other explanations"}
+{"text":"this is very linear-brained. you can only ever understand things superficially and in sequential increments. look into complex adaptive systems and chaos theory. that's how the world actually works"}
+{"text":"They probably didn’t have enough troops and were caught by surprise, so the only option was to retreat in small groups and try to form a defensive line to hold the enemy back. Think about it, today we can deploy a million soldiers overseas in a short time. We have trucks, machine guns, and modern logistics. Territory can be taken and enemies can be killed far more quickly"}
+{"text":"I dont know how wars work the post"}
+{"text":"Its because hezbollah ans houthis were the backbone of Syria and Yemen. With their entire leadership getting killed while saving backstabbing Sunnis, there is a vacuum in their powerstructure and they fell easily."}
+{"text":"its so tiersome"}
+{"text":"I love her so much bro. It's a shame i will never find someone that looks pretty and has a sense of humor."}
+{"text":"Shut up kike"}
+{"text":"Her eyes have the panoramic view feature built-in."}
+{"text":"She is only famous around here because she is the posterchild of being a fucking amerimutt. And she posts a ton of ads"}
+{"text":"Make ai porn of her. Stop taking her seriously. Bye xD"}
+{"text":"People hated the military for being drafted into Vietnam People volunteered to join the military to police US citizens and harass are allies. I will not give any of you faggots money when you end up inevitably homeless. No respect for anyone serving the military post end of Afghanistan War."}
+{"text":"BIRCS shill on a VPN You faggots are everywhere"}
+{"text":"nobody cares about you"}
+{"text":"Is that dolphin porn?"}
+{"text":"what is a dolphin porn?"}
+{"text":"China number wan"}
+{"text":"Makes total sense."}
+{"text":"Which reveals a lot of the thought processes in which trump emphatically wages 'diplomacy'. He believes, that every government is a fascistic government, and that the independent nobel committe, being situated in norway, means that norway is giving him the finger, for not giving him the nobel peace prize. Which he has said many times he wanted. Greenland, is not owned by norway, co owned by inuits in greenland and the kingdom of denmark. Which is NOT part of kingdom of norway, though they did have the kalmar union where norway and denmark ganged up on norway and made sweden be ruled by norway and denmark, from denmark or norway, taking turns. But that is centuries ago. NORWAY HAS NO CONTROL the norwegian government has no control of what an independent organization in norway does. Because they are not FASCISTS. in that the government does not control the actual corporations, and organizations there. Only those responsible for the nobel laureates do. He thinks the nobel committe, is run by norway. And norwegian government is why he didn't get nobel peace prize, and he is TARIFFING NORWAY entire country because of this which he admits. Not only in his ridiculous statement. BUT FURTHER PROOF OF IT, is found in this video, pic related."}
+{"text":"There is NOTHING about the nobel organization that is about what norwegians prefer to see, or as an instrument of the norwegian government. TECHNICALLY ANY NATION could setup an organization inside them and give out any prize they want. The very reason that NOBEL is such a prestigious organization is that no matter what norwegians feel personally about anything internationally. It is usually so correct in who it nominates that anyone goes. 10/10 i understand perfectly. It is good at picking those who DESERVE that award. Trump could setup his own award in usa and give himself it all the time. The trump president of peace prize goes to trump everytime. However the nobel committe also strongly feel it will not be MANIPULATED to give awards out to certain people that certain regimes would like them given to, cause it would defeat the purposes of the organization. THEY ARE STRONGLY REFUSING TO BE INTERNATIONALLY MANIPULATED. But they have nothing to do with the norwegian government or the norwegian people in general, except it is based in norway, and norwegians are generally very nice people. But if they disagreed with it, the nobel laureate could not give a fuck. ITS JUST THE FIRST TIME IN ITS ENTIRE HISTORY anyone has, and including being upset it wasn't given to him instead, And then manipulating the one it was given to to give it to him instead. AND WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER IN 2 AM slamming entire norway for it and threatening it and announcing with economic warfare on top of it. For not giving it to him. So i hope that even for 5 year olds, that's as clear as it can possibly get! Thank you for reading it if you have. ' AND WHAT A PATHETIC JOKE OF A MAN you are to even try to do this.. He fundamentally doesn't understand the principle of the nobel peace prize, he's just angry they didn't give it to him."}
+{"text":"AND I DO NEED TO REMIND USA; that you are ruled by a A FASCIST TODDLER who doesn't understand this. And thinks that norwegian government is in control of minds and processes and every way of doing and saying of every norwegian citizen and company and organization in norway. THAT IS HOW HE SEES IT, and that is how he views his role as president of usa too. He is in control and all citizens of usa is his bitch. As he thinks norwegian government control directly the nobel committe. THAT IS THE REAL SITUATION, thanks for coming to my ted talk however sad this one might fucking be. But that is the reality we now live in. CAUSE HE SENT THE LETTER EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY HE DID WHAT HE DID, and to remove all doubts about a 2 am rant and he was fucking idiotic at that point and needed to sleep on it. When interviewed he explained exactly same thing! that norway fucked him for not giving him peace prize, so now ENTIRE SCANDINAVIA IS GOING TO BE TARGETTED BY USA FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE till they give him greenland. for the next 6 months till june. And then he's going to increase it if they didn't give him greenland at that time. Greenland btw. which is NOT part of kingdom of norway, but kingdom of denmark, and the inuits who co control greenland alongside them as they have for CENTURIES BEFORE USA EVEN EXISTED AS A COUNTRY. And do i call the us president a DUMB FAT ORANGE, yes, it's the least you can let me do after forcing me to explain all this to him/you. Cause there's WAY TOO MANY OF YOU who are as stupid as him, and it's a SHAME for america that you are allowed to voice your oppinion when it is that FUCKING STUPID! you make freedom of speech look like the most retarded invention in all human history. When it is meant to platform the wisest, you platform the DUMBEST INSTEAD. TRUMP and his desire to shut down and destroy anyone who doesn't agree with him, is the precise reason why free speech should exist to begin with. NOT FOR INTERNET TROLLS AND BAD FAITH RAGE BAIT SCUM!"}
+{"text":"He is a meglomaniac."}
+{"text":"and STUPID, truly dumber than a 5 year old, and he is running usa into the ground. He will DESTROY The entire us economy, because it's not based on 'others robbing you'. Infact if usa didn't rob europe on the regular you can shave up about 1/3rd of your entire gdp. And he has convinced you by the same kind of stupidity with which he is now going after norway and the nobel prize committe, that he doesn't understand ANY OF IT, or he lies so much to refuse to pay higher taxes, which is the ONLY REASON FOR THE US DEFICIT WHATSOEVER, is too low taxes on rich fucks like him. It's not canada, it's not mexico, not europe not greenland not anything else but that. But if you realize this, it's over and they going to be taxed 60% to make up for too low taxes for 40 years, to avoid us bankruptcy. HE DECIDES in his infinite wisdom as he has relayed the only thing that stops him is his own morals, that he is going to 'protect usa' by robbing everyone else. USA and everybody else need protecting from rich fucking idiots like himself. Who has run the HIGHEST GDP NATION into the ground by undertaxation, mass immigration (salaries low, rent high as fuck) and think robbing venezuela or whatever is going to get him out of the tax woodchipper to take FROM HIM AND OTHERS what they have robbed from american people and through usa from every other nation, and then put in their own pocket, and go -40 trillion HOW'D THAT HAPPEN, must be norway. WE DONE PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS AMERICAN TODDLER; it's serious consequences now if this fuckwit doesn't back down, and he going to figure that out at davos. YOU ROB EVERYONE ELSE; you didn't pay your own bills. DO NOT ROB EVERYONE ELSE, let the american public eat you instead for what you have done, if you don't increase taxes on the mega rich. AND NOONE WILL HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T Everybodys got bills to pay, so do the rich people in usa, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR YOU TO RUN. Try rob the small ones. NO."}
+{"text":"/pol/ humor thread fat piggy chud eats shit edition"}
+{"text":"She deserved it. Also you lost, trannoid.."}
+{"text":"When Renee Good died, her soul went to the same place that Charlie Kirk's did. YOU know where I'm talking about!"}
+{"text":"betrayed Iranians betrayed Kurds betrayed Ukranians betrayed Europe betrayed Japan betrayed South Korea betrayed American working class didn't betray Israel and tech oligarchs Kneel!"}
+{"text":"i think the most surprising part in this is japan is still boot licking despite spending decades larping about hating americans"}
+{"text":"vile rich pedophile oligarch is vile. this says a lot about our society."}
+{"text":"Are you tired of winning yet?"}
+{"text":"OH NO -1% BILLIONS AND BILLIONS LOST"}
+{"text":"I'll just buy the dip. Thank you donald."}
+{"text":"OCCUPY WALLSTREET NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"}
+{"text":"All my stock is in AMD, so yes. Selling now."}
+{"text":"They can't not just print moar to keep the fraud going"}
+{"text":"Women's rights are incompatible with civilization and society. 1. Women are on average more emotional than men. This causes them to be less rational, voting purely on feelings. 2. Women's sexual selection does nothing for society and is probably worse for it (Dark Triad and hybristophilia)."}
+{"text":"Is this for all people or specifically women's selection?"}
+{"text":"Women are unable to evaluate what would actually be in their interest you retard. This is why societies where women have rights are collapsing. You know, due to things like not breeding and letting in millions of brown rapists like you into our countries. Does that help clarify how women are too retarded to even be able to vote in their own self-interest? Here is another example. Women think they want to have jobs but what they actually want to do is not work at all, have big allowances, and socialize all day in between doing minor errands like driving their kids places. But instead they voted for the opposite thing where they have to work as much as men and as a result women's mental health has never been worse. They literally have no fucking clue as to what might actually be good for them."}
+{"text":"driving their kids places. You know, due to things like not breeding lmfao Millions of brown rapists are unable to evaluate what would actually be in their best interest. They're too retarded to not leech and stab. What they really want is gainful employment and integration into Western Values like endlessly coping and projecting their own moralfaggotry onto clear enemies."}
+{"text":"It was a jewish ad campaign"}
+{"text":"The cunning of a brown man and a white woman are different things, although they share median IQ distribution."}
+{"text":"Maybe this falling out with the US will force Europe to prioritise its security, regardless of climate goals Lad, its in the German costitution, yes the wrote much net zero into the fucking constitution of a country."}
+{"text":"Wenn du statt Moskau Paris nimst bin ich dabei,."}
+{"text":"Don't worry not one brit or white person will take a scratch if we do that."}
+{"text":"After successful mission, German military ends short deployment."}
+{"text":"People can vote for AfD if they want though Yeah, that's why talks about banning them for being \"anti-constitutional\" never stop, so that choice gets removed from the ballot. It's like if Labour or the Tories tried to ban Reform UK, because they don't like that the people don't want to vote for them anymore. When will the self-declared \"centrist\" parties finally be forced to admit, that they themselves are the extremists, that have lost contact with their people? It didn't need to be that way: Protect the borders, strengthen your economy and don't try to force your fringe ideology on the people against their declared will. Has that make it through? Fuck, that's this country's death sentence. Only to tame the socialist climate gods in their heads."}
+{"text":"why are eurocucks like this"}
+{"text":"errmrmm uhhh gay? BBC? err??? Please!!! I can't anymore! HAHAHHAHAHHAHA"}
+{"text":"are you in denial? it looks like they are extremely gay IN GERMANY. is pic related about you?"}
+{"text":"Why even bring up George Washington? He would hate modern America, he wanted the country be a racially white outpost of western civilization, modern America is nothing like what he envisioned"}
+{"text":"somali flag \"george washington would hate you\" why are you brownoids so obsessed with america?"}
+{"text":"Dont you have an entire state in the hands of basically somali scammers? Thats not what George Washington would like, I think he would support destruction of modern America with a passion modern people would find hard to match"}
+{"text":"Isn't every day a bit unnecessary?"}
+{"text":"Literally why would you care about this as a straight man?"}
+{"text":"with wool every week"}
+{"text":"Twice a day"}
+{"text":"I have BO so everyday. Would love to find a chick that changes them only once a week. The smell would be divine."}
+{"text":"Yeah I wash my feet like five times a day so should I change my socks five times a day too?"}
+{"text":"Why does Xi Jinping fear Sanae Takaichi so much?"}
+{"text":"Nah man, keeping real estate as a speculative investment while people are homeless is basic CIV 101"}
+{"text":"The Cart Titan used to be cute...CUTE!"}
+{"text":"that bitch looks demonic and is controlled opposition"}
+{"text":"/d/ flashback"}
+{"text":"Thanks Trump, keep imposing more tarrifs."}
+{"text":"This thread never gets old."}
+{"text":"This last year was my largest returns since I started investing in 2012. An absolute banger of a year in the market. Daily dips are a bummer, but Trump's broad-stroke economics have been unassailable since 2017."}
+{"text":"It’s all so tiresome"}
+{"text":"Well it's a big club and your not a part of it"}
+{"text":"Market did this last year when the huge list of tarrifs were announced. Then about a week later it shot up to the moon and is up about 30% since then. It's even still up on the year almost 2% after today even though we're only in the third week of January. My personal account is up over 150% since Trump took office. Basically OP you're a huge retard and a gay faggot. And not even American, yet you're here crying about US stocks. I would pity you if I cared about you at all."}
+{"text":"Ameribros is this true?"}
+{"text":"You fap to gay porno and own a dragon dildo"}
+{"text":"trump should bomb these retarded sandniggers"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Goddamn him! They told him to keep it a secret! Remember we had that special vote last year about whether or not we should tell him our little secret? I voted no because I knew this shit would happen."}
+{"text":"Nooooo, they're arresting the poor child rapists!! Genuinely, why are White Women like this? I've never seen another demographic this insane"}
+{"text":"Well said. I wish more people would realize they've been played their entire lives, and stop feeding into it."}
+{"text":"It’s hard to explain but it absolves you of a sense of mortality? Animal instinct? If you “care” about people so much you feel light and ethereal. It’s almost an andrenaline high off of the moral righteousness."}
+{"text":"Touché."}
+{"text":"No, one of your faggot lib brother got arrested."}
+{"text":"She looks Jewish."}
+{"text":"It’s not illegal to protest, miga cucks. It’s protected by the 1st amendment!!"}
+{"text":"Technically you could face charges under both the KKK act and the FACE Act for denying people the ability to worship freely and infringing on their constitutional rights. You can protest, but you also cannot infringe on the rights of others while you do so."}
+{"text":"dead man walking"}
+{"text":"Surely he had nothing to do with it. He just randomly walked in at the exact right moment"}
+{"text":"be zesty nigger name is Lemon"}
+{"text":"no protesting isnt protecred by the first peacefully assembling is protected, provided youre not a pinkerton deuch"}
+{"text":"What should I do with this as a 22 year old?"}
+{"text":"Why an ETF and not an index fund?"}
+{"text":"I keep 250k in a checking account"}
+{"text":"just put it into a cash equivalent ETF and live with mom and dad until you can afford to buy an apartment. you can probably get a shitty 1 bedroom for $500k. there's zero point in gambling on stonks or metals with such a pitiful amount of money. also"}
+{"text":"Closer to four. t. under/unemployed since mid 2024 and living mostly on savings"}
+{"text":"First thing to do is get an investment TFSA and max out your contribution space, allowing you to invest with and grow that money tax free."}
+{"text":"people just forgot that this guy got fucking SHOT IN THE NECK how have normies already memory holed this? This still boggles my mind"}
+{"text":"People only cared because they could use it to get people fired, and that didn't even last"}
+{"text":"Getting shot isnt newsworthy in America"}
+{"text":"Because normalfags are algorithm people. They just consume whatever slop information that gets fed to them by a computer. They only live in the moment."}
+{"text":"People get shot in the neck everyday. You post some cryptic photo of some random dude. Ok(?)"}
+{"text":"I remember mutts spamming about upcoming race war and \"there will be consequences\" big boy talk, turns out timmies don't do shit after all"}
+{"text":"So here's Jake Lang at the wall and at last weeks viral incident. This Christian(Jew) \"Fascist\" was intentionally TRYING to get RAPED by the black mob to rile all the white people up. He's literally spreading his own legs."}
+{"text":"Why are French women willingly submitting to invaders??"}
+{"text":"defines the goyim as animals has to commit what he says is beastiality to sustain his little thieving, child molesting gang You people are so ridiculous"}
+{"text":"French women are fucking disgusting."}
+{"text":"I'm not Jewish. This is my own observation regarding this behavior."}
+{"text":"why do french men allow any of this at all? Look at football fans of world cup in France. All white cheer for black man who succeeds. What do you expect?"}
+{"text":"Blacks didn't invade france. Really I doubt they have the military to do an invasion. Blacks are the french person's god."}
+{"text":"don't question the authenticty of this"}
+{"text":"orbital rendezvous and docking calculations were something Aldrin could do on paper. thats one reason they had him on the first attempted landing in case comms were lost and the AGC took a shit. nasa had been performing it since project Gemini"}
+{"text":"i know it looks fake but you can see it yourself with a telescope"}
+{"text":"No global superpower did when it would be the easiest way to discredit the USA at the time and moving forward. We would be the laughing stock of the world yet nothing from the Russians or Chinese. Their silence is the greatest proof."}
+{"text":"Commies hate when you bring the moon landing.. they wanted USSR to go there so bad, LMAO EVEN. commies get the rope, cry more. Nazis put the first man on the moon, lol"}
+{"text":"Funny thing is, they’re mocking the dysfunction of liberal American cities while very likely being shitlibs themselves"}
+{"text":"What are we waiting for? Just send in the troops and it’s ours in a day"}
+{"text":"Fucking idiot, defending your land is the very definition of being a Nationalist. Fucking fat retard macdonald grease low IQ jellybelly no muscle American shit!"}
+{"text":"There is no difference between libs and reps to the rest of the world. America is a one party state masquerading as a democracy."}
+{"text":"send in the troops I really, really hope the US sends the troops in"}
+{"text":"Scientists are rethinking what cattle are capable of after an Austrian cow named Veronika was found to use tools with impressive skill. The discovery, reported by researchers in Vienna, suggests cows may have far greater cognitive abilities than previously assumed. Veronika, a cow living in a mountain village in the Austrian countryside, has spent years perfecting the art of scratching herself using sticks, rakes, and brooms."}
+{"text":"I love watching jews get killed. I sometimes sit and eat, while seeing videos and pictures of dead jews over and over, until I want to do it myself"}
+{"text":"What a barbaric \"people\""}
+{"text":"similar to jews"}
+{"text":"as if india didn't kill any animals retard"}
+{"text":"We should put you animals down by nuking your terrible continent. The world would suffer a nuclear poointer but it'd be worth it"}
+{"text":"Silver/Goldfags winning...Fiatniggers BTFO WE WARNED YOU"}
+{"text":"yeah the planned destruction is on its way insane how Davos and Israel always get what it want"}
+{"text":"Bring on the discounts. I'm sitting on a pile of cash I've been waiting on an entry for."}
+{"text":"that is some good news the japanese are smart we should all take sweden as an example of what NOT to do: Sweden's 7-year, 98.8% cash-free, CBDC pilot just failed Swedish officials said a sole-CBDC was a national security threat, only enriched the already-rich and cut the vulnerable entirely out of society. fucking kek"}
+{"text":"The coins i bought last north for 90CAD are 140CAD today. Why wait?"}
+{"text":"The problem with this is always the same: When you can buy real, hard assets with imaginary currency, everyone will eventually do exactly that and exit the currency. It's only value will be in how fast you can convert it into gold. The situation that you can buy monetary metals with fiat currency is actually insane if you think about it. They would never allow it if they could stop it because it pulls back the curtain on the fiction. If they said you can buy anything with these new fiat dollars except gold, gold becomes the currency overnight because it establishes itself as above the fiat by not having restrictions in how it's valued. This is the ultimate puzzle they have been trying to solve and never manage. It's why Greenspan said \"they must make it's holding illegal\" because that is the only way it works."}
+{"text":"Confirmed (you) are paying the tariffs Americans."}
+{"text":"think of how much coffee gets consumed in america and the fact we make none of it Good thing we have Venezuela now, I guess."}
+{"text":"Just grow your own coffee."}
+{"text":"It is retarded though, this anon gets it: You wouldn't see the effects of tariffs unless they were sustained for 1-3 years to give domestic companies time to leverage the advantage and be able to offer cheaper products. Or maybe Trump underestimated the level of shit american consumers are willing to eat just to keep CONSOOMING which is also a very bad thing to let companies know."}
+{"text":"are you retarded? the EU imports nearly a trillion of US goods and services every year."}
+{"text":"Never ask /pol/ why it has a million jeet, jew, Trump, America hate threads but zero goatfucker hate threads."}
+{"text":"because no ones stood up to them since 2019 sadly"}
+{"text":"The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery, black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Was it on that day that you raped your own kids as well mudbrain?"}
+{"text":"Cuz we're so powerless we can't even stop the little snot drop, Isn'treal."}
+{"text":"How did Hamas outperform CIA when it comes to social media warfare?"}
+{"text":"Leave Greenland to me."}
+{"text":"Leave Greenland to m-ACK Fock off, mick."}
+{"text":"Now this is what I call based."}
+{"text":"Based age gapper"}
+{"text":"I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo cunny is mighty cold."}
+{"text":"No, for cute Greenland waifus (drops you to your death on the sattelite dish)"}
+{"text":"what is the realistic future of this"}
+{"text":"New alliance to counter NATO Don't leave NATO Do you smell the odor of shit ?"}
+{"text":"Better to have China as your overlords than Muslims."}
+{"text":"Are yuropeons jumping in bed with the chi-comms to own Trump and America? lol you fucking retards, might as well shoot both your feet off at the knee with a shotgun."}
+{"text":"The anglo becomes as amoral as the chinaman when his ego is bruised."}
+{"text":"From what I understood it would be based on the coalition of the willing"}
+{"text":"explains why he has become such a good goy lately."}
+{"text":"Venti She is an old hag now, pedophilia to her probably is a 20yo and a 30yo Fuck these roasties"}
+{"text":"Never, ever, egirls"}
+{"text":"Nick is the Future of the Grand Ol’ Party!"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Israel is behind the train accident in Spain that left 40 dead yesterday."}
+{"text":"people fall for this Hahahaha nice ESL pajeet SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM!!!"}
+{"text":"it didn't happen but it should have"}
+{"text":"The Tabernacle Of Moloch is not God's chosen."}
+{"text":"Allow me."}
+{"text":"The Grand Inquisitor did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"In the most recent event where some black lady was telling a white lady to mind her business in on the subway but then when the white lady left and doors closed she called them the N WORD, who was in the wrong?"}
+{"text":"COLLAGE AND LEARNIN'S FOR LEFTISTS TRANNY MARXIST COMMIE FAGS why are they like this, and how do they reconcile this with being bossed around by people with a degree?"}
+{"text":"im white and have blond hair and i make $150k/yr wfh"}
+{"text":"how much do you make a year? in USD not rupees."}
+{"text":"money is not a flex, jew"}
+{"text":"College does indeed turn people into commie fags."}
+{"text":"i don't know what they're teaching you, but it's all wrong and twisted up."}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"thats fucking awesome. I hope it goes through. fuck Israel fuck Trump and fuck this corrupt shithole country"}
+{"text":"i cant wait to see ICE posted up outside the stadium checking papers"}
+{"text":"Why do you care? De Gaulle once said that the French have nuclear weapons, and those can be targeted in all directions. Trump would not fire nukes himself, but give orders to other to do it. They would tell him no... bad idea. Trump has not said anything about nukes. You eurotrash really are delusional paranoid schizophrenics."}
+{"text":"Ah yes just like he’s not able to attack another country or impose tariffs without congressional approval right"}
+{"text":"I hope our media boycotts it too by not showing it on TV or talking about it at all. Literally no one in America cares about the World Cup anyway except all the foreign invaders that Biden let in and their anchor babies. Soccer is, was, and forever will be, GAY, world without end, Amen."}
+{"text":"US the vast bulk of NATO’s defense since its inception, allowing them to enjoy all the social programs, including the “free” healthcare that they so love to patronize us about Since 1980, the US has spent $22 trillion more on NATO’s defense than the rest of NATO combined After decades of carrying the EU on our backs, the nanosecond we start telling them to start carrying their own weight, they immediately start offering back alley blowies to China so they can continue being a collective of dependent do-nothings Yeah, you can fuck right off. With “allies” like you, who needs enemies?"}
+{"text":"Lol"}
+{"text":"USA is the birthplace of the millionaire nigger athlete, AIDS patient zero, NAMBLA, epstein, institutionalized niggerworship, HFCS goysloppery, etc. it's beyond me why anyone chooses to ally with this godforsaken nigger hellhole of a \"nation.\""}
+{"text":"good. trump is a white nigger"}
+{"text":"It is more complicated. Recently there was a bit \"bad blood\" between EU and China, when government of Netherlands seized Nexperia. That event makes EU less attractive place for chinese investments. Because of erratic behavior of USA government (mostly D.Trump), USA became less attractive place for foreigin investments. Including Chinese. Now with that Greenland thing, relations between USA and EU becomes more volatile. Which also makes EU as unattractive place for foreign investments. So far, Hungary managed to attract a lot of chinese money. And V.Orban is in VERY good relations with D.Trump. Way better than Baltics. Despite that Baltics purchase LNG from USA, while Hungary purchases it from Russia. Now E.Macron expresses that China should invest more in EU. Question would be: why? From economical perspective, France have stable energy prices (they did not closed their nuclear reactors as Germany did). Unemployment rate is also quite high, at around 7%. Enough of workforce (in theory). Still, not sure why chinese would want to do it, as EU as market is expected to shrink."}
+{"text":"these films were not mere films They were the dying breaths of White Christian Civilization."}
+{"text":"The last vestiges of Paganism within Christianity. Now the transformation is complete. Modernity is what Rabbi Jesus wanted all along."}
+{"text":"paganism author was a devout Catholic inserted Christian symbolism into his work"}
+{"text":"today in 2026, LOTR's replacement was GOT which main plot point was the lead blond heroine getting plowed by a Mongol horse barbarian"}
+{"text":"I'm well aware. Reread what I wrote."}
+{"text":"Yeah im sure the elves and the dwarfs are very christian bro"}
+{"text":"racism is seriously getting out of hand. 4chan and its enabling of this behavior have been a disaster for the human race"}
+{"text":"everytime i go on a euro/british newsite all the news is about america, why?"}
+{"text":"And yet you gobble it all up and come post here about America on and American site"}
+{"text":"Nobody wants to see your shitty decaying reddit knock off Go back if you don't like it Commie kike spawn"}
+{"text":"America is the funny niece that keeps doing gay shit"}
+{"text":"it's just cheaper to copy content and talking points, tvs love that"}
+{"text":"I ask the same question. Then I find the newsreaders are Americans, sometimes not even with British citizenship, the politicians they speak to use American English, and the companies I buy things from are American owned. I don't like it either."}
+{"text":"Romans, Trojans, Hittites, pharoahs, Sumerians They all came and went... Defeated by the scourge of Islam or Christianity... Hindus of the Indus valley civilization and Himalayas.. The gurus of the Vedas and masters of meditation, yoga, karma, concept of the eternal soul, reincarnation and Ayurvedic medicine plus much more... Inventors of maths and deeply philosophical thinking.. Hindus are main characters of history. Nobody else has thought as deeply or made a greater contribution to history then the Hindu guru... Invaders came to India envious of its weather and fertile land and women but couldn't break them like they broke Rome or Persia Bless the eternal Hindu people forever, namaste"}
+{"text":"fent deaths down 60% in just a couple months I hope Japan depopulates your shitty continent with a bioweapon. It is scientifically feasible to do so."}
+{"text":"give il Indians credit lol you eat cow shit and drink their piss your holy river is filled with carcasses and trash what is there to be impressed by?"}
+{"text":"Lol Japan is dying out on their own... They are importing young Hindu bulls to breed their sexless women Japanese boys have no balls... Indian guys will get their cute girls pregnant finally"}
+{"text":"You do fentanyl and your males are tranny You are hated all over the globe by nearly every culture America's a pathetic shit show"}
+{"text":"Fair point In some ways it's better to think of the Vedas like the old testament and the Upanishads as new testament The Vedas was more a guide for the Brahman gurus to understand and interpret ancient knowledge... We even see them invoke Indra back then which most hindus today would only invoke Shiva or Krishna or someone representing them in their region I'm also learning on this topic as I'm a reformed Christian coming back to my Vedic roots"}
+{"text":"arrests criminals ends crime"}
+{"text":"Putting criminals in prison is considered human rights violation in the minds of white people. Anders Breivik only got a 21 year sentence in Scandinavia"}
+{"text":"No, in Lebanon and Jordan it's the same And the SEA countries that have plenty of non-Muslims"}
+{"text":"You look like a criminal. You can appeal this decision with $200 out of your pocket right now, or you can come with me to the police station."}
+{"text":"Holy based"}
+{"text":"why is maga like this?"}
+{"text":"Today's the day!"}
+{"text":"i pay off my credit card every couple of weeks before any interest can accrue. my score is like 760."}
+{"text":"Congress overruled it and Trump approved Congresses overruling. Get ready for midterms migatranny, the inquisition is coming"}
+{"text":"he is forcing them. and yes, they are bitching, because they love their 30% usury"}
+{"text":"So what happens now with my existing credit and balances? Can the companies decides to close my accounts and force me to lump sum pay?"}
+{"text":"Broken clock right twice a day. Thank you goblinos donaldi."}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Europeans: give us Greenland and we'll leave you alone forever. We'll dismantle NATO (since it's useless without us) and shut down all our bases. You'll be freed from the yoke of the 56% white empire so you can be enslaved by the 0% white China. With Greenland, America is secure from Chinese attacks and we don't need you anymore."}
+{"text":"Yes, but the handover of territories should be fair and mutual. How about U.S.A. gets Greenland, keeps what it got from Russians and returns all territories formerly held by Spain, France, Britain, Netherlands and Sweden? And those tiny islands in Caribbean to Denmark too."}
+{"text":"wonder how Rubio and Vance feel about being in that pic, should have their kneepads on"}
+{"text":"It's a good deal but the thing is that you won't leave us alone forever. You'll put your stinking little paws wherever your jewish masters tell you to."}
+{"text":"nato was always useless except for your stupid wars for jewish interests"}
+{"text":"Here's my pitch to Americans: send Trump to a nursing home, imprison Musk and distribute his money to the people, and declare AIPAC a domestic terrorist organization."}
+{"text":"If you oppose Palantir, you are a leftist."}
+{"text":"you can’t blame capitalists here is an example of a capitalist ruining things Don’t forget to take your blood pressure medicine grandpa"}
+{"text":"This basically; the only good part about the eventual totalitarian tech dystopia we're getting is that the cocksuckers cheering for it will get fucked hard with everybody else."}
+{"text":"Oy, you don't have a license for that scam. But, I'm in congress!"}
+{"text":"Palantir literally imports jeets into America"}
+{"text":"Problem of dirty hands"}
+{"text":"Why's milk half the price from last year if the cows all died Is trump trying to stop the government cheese"}
+{"text":"cows learnt to use tools, so its incrased efficiency"}
+{"text":"Google Bovaer and you'll find out well."}
+{"text":"Lol You don't door dash, brown You know they give you the oldest, moldiest shit, right? Buy your non-perishables and have the mud people deliver them. okay. If your women do not follow instructions, you are not civilized. No half stepping!"}
+{"text":"Why would I trust those committed to my death?"}
+{"text":"shit 1.99 here for the gal"}
+{"text":"Europeans admit they were house negros for America then America decided Europe needed to work out in the fields so now they are chimping out"}
+{"text":"The “traitor” narrative comes near exclusively from selfish boomer retards because they were the last generation Canada actually provided something for. Look at any social media page where everyone is hating on Trump or LARPing as wannabe geurilla fighters in the US annexation; it’s all out of touch geriatric faggots that watched their country go to ruin and are wondering why the younger generation would rather join a superpower than become a colony of India or China."}
+{"text":"it bugs me that he used multiple us flags for alaska, canada, greenland and the us instead of one giant us flag to show entire thing is america."}
+{"text":"Omg Trump will takeover canada Better send all our military to Greenland. Those two dogsleds could use an extra tuque or two."}
+{"text":"I don't think you realize how many of us would side with America and concentrate you once you inevitably lose in a matter of hours. You are testing out patience and you know you will get your shit kicked in hard af"}
+{"text":"Fuck no! They get the fenian fate."}
+{"text":"Send him to defend Iceland"}
+{"text":"anders is a political prisoner. free him."}
+{"text":"he did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"Send him to fucking Manhattan"}
+{"text":"at least he's not a bitch like you memeflaggot"}
+{"text":"He's a resistance fighter. I don't see how some people say Hamas is based but Anders Breivik isn't."}
+{"text":"Why is every Canadian so brown these days? I haven't met a white canadian on pol for years at this point"}
+{"text":"lose some weight nigger"}
+{"text":"HAPPENING ORANGE MAN BAD IS GOING TO PRISON"}
+{"text":"Based. They'll get him this time. For sure."}
+{"text":"OH FUCK GUYS IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING PETITION WE'RE DONE FOR NOW."}
+{"text":"Bots aren’t people"}
+{"text":"memeflag Once again, a complete nothingburger to shit up the board"}
+{"text":"Taking Jew dick to own the Libs Add it to the list."}
+{"text":"WW3 over Greenland"}
+{"text":"This timeline gets sillier with each passing day"}
+{"text":"what if we all actually died during COVID, and the afterlife is just jumping to progressively more gay and stupid timelines."}
+{"text":"EU-INC IS COMING - Register an EU-inc company within 48h, fully online - Simple set of similar rules, all across the union - Integrated trading, post-trading, and asset management"}
+{"text":"I can not thank the perfidious yanks enough for making Europe great again with their retarded foreign policy. Damn, it feels good to be European."}
+{"text":"We must give Trump the Charlemagne Prize, with haste. I hope for a third term."}
+{"text":"GOOGLE IS BUILDING AI AGENT PAYMENT PROTOCOL ON ETHEREUM THE FUTURE OF PAYMENTS IS HERE BINGO THIS IS WHY TRUMP SUDDENLY TURNED PRO-CRYPTO"}
+{"text":"XRP already won."}
+{"text":"No. The reason Trump turned crypto is because he owns the largest crypto mining company in the US. It’s in Texas. Don jr runs it. It’s making million a day."}
+{"text":"The only non grift is XRP. No one makes money off using it. You actually lose a bit when using it, ever so much, prevents spam. Limited supply. Everything else is garbage shit with vested interests making money every time you use it."}
+{"text":"XRP is literally just a centralized WEF CBDC for increasing kike control Monero is the only real cryptocurrency"}
+{"text":"I was in BTC very very very early for the reason that Monero is now being popularized. It's all well and good. But it's not going to be used by the small business that gets raped with 3% charges on everything they sell. The payment processing racket is the biggest thing holding back small businesses. Large corporations pay rates less than .5% and if you are small you pay 3%. Then the points are paid out in gift cards to major corporations using their own money. Silver and cash are better versions of Monero. But the world where a business uses an anonymous payment system with no traceability is never going to come lad. XRP allows P2P payment, at no cost, and NO ONE EVEN MAKES MONEY when you do it. It has a worldwide network. It's not that I trust or care about Ripple, but they are the only major operation giving you an actual service that will greatly benefit anyone that switches to using it. I personally paid $50,000 to BoA and Visa/MC last year. They DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT THAT'S MY MONEY. Ripple/XRP are a great move forward that actually benefits every person that uses it. Everything online is already tracked 100%. It's just cheaper and doesn't pay a bank a middle cut for doing jack shit."}
+{"text":"Why do rightwingers have no control of their sexuality? You don't see leftwingers turning every horse they see into Big Mac or Vinyl Scratch"}
+{"text":"she is not canon"}
+{"text":"Now see something like this I would accept instead of a flat retcon. Fabius Bile obtains a dead custodian and tinkers with him to make more custodes. Maybe he tries to subvert the enhancements, fails, and the diet custodians immediately break free and return to Terra to be near and serve The Emperor. This causes the usual book drama, the weaker phony custodes submit to real custodes after a small scuffle, the plot to make custodes that serve someone other than the emperor is revealed and ends in a slight restructure of custodian tradition where Bile’s male custodians are assigned to serve in adeptus arbites while female custodians bolster the ranks of the adepta sororitas. It would basically be primaris marines 2: electric boogaloo. Games Workshop are dumbasses."}
+{"text":"Custodes can't be beautiful Who is Fulgrim?"}
+{"text":"A primarch"}
+{"text":"he's defending it but that woman character is literally the same facial model they've been applying to every single female character for about 8 years to make them as mannish as possible. it isn't a thought out design decision, it was the continuation of an existing, forced trend"}
+{"text":"people hold \"No Kings\" protests starts doing king shit"}
+{"text":"@grok is this real??"}
+{"text":"Ahh I remember these AI election memes. These were great. Anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"muh keys"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Por favor, Donal Tron..."}
+{"text":"Saved"}
+{"text":"Lol and kek"}
+{"text":"sneed"}
+{"text":"New whiteness map, right here."}
+{"text":"piss"}
+{"text":"Why is canada so poor?"}
+{"text":"triple digit IQ"}
+{"text":"no way any of these guys paid 1 billion lol"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"I am on the floor laughing so hard that i have a stomachache right now."}
+{"text":"keked and saved"}
+{"text":"kek that's a good one"}
+{"text":"i have to give you credit bulgarian anon, gave me a hearty chuckle damn thats funny shit."}
+{"text":"based and keked"}
+{"text":"he should turn it down it's what he would have wanted"}
+{"text":"caption contest"}
+{"text":"Clubbing is honestly pretty shit. The music these days is absolute trash, can't dance to it. Back in the day clubs had music that wasn't soulless. 70s had disco, 80s had synth-pop, 90s had eurodance. Even 2000s still had some decent danceable tunes. Now it's just rap crap and shit made to be played at clothing stores."}
+{"text":"I don't go clubbing but when my friends drag me out, because they want to spend time with me, I try to enjoy myself as much as I can, because of two reasons: the next time we meet it's going to be at my garage and we'll do what I want and they have to put up with my shit, but secondly, while I'm out with them I don't want to ruin their fun by acting like a killjoy. It's clear as day that Nick doesn't have adult male friends that he hangs out with, otherwise he wouldn't act like a fucking retard in public. You do things for them that you don't particularly enjoy, but they'll do the same for you in return."}
+{"text":"I fell for it."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I've seen Dirlewanger getting memed on here for years now but I only now really read about him. You guys only love this guy ironically right? You don't actually admire him?"}
+{"text":"Dirlewanger is safe edgy and anti-white Peter Scully is true edgy and anti-brown"}
+{"text":"he was executed without a trial therefore de jure he is innocent thus he did nothing wrong"}
+{"text":"yikes"}
+{"text":"he actually was smuggled out by americhads and was part of operation paperclip. he founded delta force."}
+{"text":"Macron is literally suggesting that EU should build its own Chinese firewall and seal itself off from the world in order to become the United States of Europe."}
+{"text":"nope all the mass immigration started after Iraq Afghanistan and Syria you dumb leaftranny. And all happened because Americans started wars there."}
+{"text":"Unironically, this is not entirely impossible, between US visa restrictions which are hoarded by pajeets, and the fact that not everyone just leaves to wherever they make the most money, people want to stay in their country because its their home, so there's actually a lot of capable tech workers in europe, me included"}
+{"text":"It doesn't matter if there are still tech workers in Europe because Europe doesn't have the tech infrastructure the US does, it means none of your tech workers, no matter how brilliant they are, have the necessary experience to replace US tech services with European counterparts. They have to start from scratch or try desperately to lure foreign talent to Europe to lend their experience. But how is the EU going to do that when A) they pay a fraction of the salary the US does, and B) their retarded regulations make everything exponentially more bureaucratic and shitty?"}
+{"text":"They have no idea what they're going to do, they're probably just begging Trump behind the scenes to please stop"}
+{"text":"the US is replacing their white tech workers with inept pajeets. I can easily believe European tech will compete with that"}
+{"text":"In America, you can be a citizen, carry heavy weapons, and walk in the streets without being arrested."}
+{"text":"Yeah thats true"}
+{"text":"What does he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"I have that same bra and turtle neck and look exactly like her (as a passing trans woman)."}
+{"text":"she's like a shiny plastic chink barbie"}
+{"text":"very brave dude happy for you"}
+{"text":"pathetic little chuddies think i’m going back to Haiti"}
+{"text":"You dont have to go home, but you can't stay here."}
+{"text":"You're welcome to step into the crematorium"}
+{"text":"You should go to Europe. According to Europeans on /pol/ they have culture and free everything. In fact many of them would choose death before ever living in America. Sounds like paradise to me...go find out Haitian."}
+{"text":"Nigga you going in the ground"}
+{"text":"It is scientifically feasible to depopulate Haiti in a 48 minutes"}
+{"text":"Seriously now. Why are Indians so incredibly bad at sports?"}
+{"text":"Because the Soviet Union invested a lot of time and energy into developing their Olympic athlete programs, which carried over into the post-Soviet sphere"}
+{"text":"As an Indian our national sport is sucking BBC AND BWC BECAUSE WE ARE GAY!!!"}
+{"text":"Hungary is kind of a weird outlier because they have an unusually high number of gold medals per capita."}
+{"text":"They're threatening to start a nuclear war over Greenland and they have the gall to say we're the monsters"}
+{"text":"It's so true even their president has the courage to hug sweaty negro on camera."}
+{"text":"Lol."}
+{"text":"They were prisoners. He followed in Christ's footsteps on that occasion. Are you familiar with Christianity?"}
+{"text":"Power is the only thing Trump understands"}
+{"text":"If god told me to hug a nigger then I wouldn't worship that god. Simple as."}
+{"text":"CIRCMUTTS SEETHING"}
+{"text":"NO TRUMP NO KKK NO FASCIST USA"}
+{"text":"3rd season never"}
+{"text":"S2 sucked anyway"}
+{"text":"not gonna happen"}
+{"text":"with all this winning how can one not smile! TOTAL CHUD SUPREMACY"}
+{"text":"ty bbg"}
+{"text":"NAh, GOOD FUCK THAT RACIST SEXIST CRINGE FAGGOT TWINK ANYWAY"}
+{"text":"it was better you than us, goy"}
+{"text":"are you prepared to admit that climate change is a thing now?"}
+{"text":"It's cold in winter?"}
+{"text":"meet your future incarnation if you are an anti-Israel retard"}
+{"text":"I bet you’re as happy as a kike in the circumcision ward of an hospital"}
+{"text":"bless Israel be born as a jew its your 8th day of life rabbi moist his lips and he sees you"}
+{"text":"ITT: God delusions, and bait for ego-flexers."}
+{"text":"The Messiah outright told you you are not chosen. As a result, you rejected Him and embraced Satan"}
+{"text":"hypothetically Okay, Ben."}
+{"text":"Right wing sisters…not like this…"}
+{"text":"2026 How are they STILL not conquered???"}
+{"text":"The Russian military sucks. It's not that complicated."}
+{"text":"Soviet incompetence"}
+{"text":"This much seethe"}
+{"text":"Oh well now we have to invade. These random retarded twitter posters have thrown down the challenge! May the consequences be on their heads! Wait for it... it will happen at a time and place of our choice! Keep crying faggots!"}
+{"text":"mutt ignorant imbecile Typical."}
+{"text":"when will democrats learn that acting tough won't work? Renee Good tried it too, don't trick Greenland into becoming the national version of Renee Good"}
+{"text":"centuries of being ignored, exploited, and patronized By whomst? The countries who are now pretending to defend their honor?"}
+{"text":"The western leftist media outlets, organisations, student groups etc. have ignored and sidelined the iranian protests and have refused to callout the islamic terror regime all the while they never shut up about palestine like the hypocrites they are. As an iranian I feel really betrayed and backstabbed by the left and I’m shocked by their indifference and deliberate silence."}
+{"text":"(Pay attention newfags) Renounce the Talmud word for word and NOT denounce."}
+{"text":"nigga, nobody here cares about this obvious cia-led coup attempt"}
+{"text":"everyone I don't like is CIA I take that as a compliment"}
+{"text":"People like him are retards and useful idiots for the leftist pro islamist establishment, he's a moron that had his brain completely melted by leftist pro islamist psyops, pay him no mind he's as faggot and a fool It's a strange Stalin + Hitler alliance on the left. In theory there should be nothing about Islam the woke left should like. I mean not being able to murder their babies is seen as persecution from religious people, yet, the play ignorant that Islam would shut down all the shit they protest for. Beyond that Islam is less tolerant than nazis and if the Islamist is in control non-Muslims are judged harshly and unfairly. Feminism and homosexuality are pretty much banned. It's like they've become allies with the caricature they've made out of the religious right. Is it a woman thing. That guys antifeminist he's probably a womanizer and abuser proceeds to date most womanizing abusive man on the planet."}
+{"text":"piles and piles of dead color revolutionary glowniggers BASED IRAN"}
+{"text":"How important are Ashkenazic Catholic people like Nick Fuentes in terms of swaying the Catholic voterbase in the upcoming 2028 elections? And also how do they manage to stay under most peoples’ Jewdar despite looking so obviously Ashkenazic?"}
+{"text":"mass unmedicated schizophrenia and it's role in civilizational collapse?"}
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+{"text":"Rhea Ripley NEEDS respect"}
+{"text":"yeah no clue why some are calling her conservative, she literally hated hogan for his views and not just some mean words"}
+{"text":"Nope. I'm not a tat guy and her tits aren't that big."}
+{"text":"Sniff"}
+{"text":"They were RIP"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"They are UNIRONICALLY for the fujos of the time."}
+{"text":"predatory sit on their hands after a 14 hour shift, spending their last yen on 29 year olds pretending not to be clinically depressed over their failed idol aspirations, all so they won't have to walk in on their wives cheating with the landlord"}
+{"text":"Except none of the stars ever actually did, they just went to form their own promotions and kept wrestling"}
+{"text":"lesbos or fujos who wanted to pretend that some of the joshis are feminine pretty boys it's like reverse roman theater played by all women"}
+{"text":"lightning in a bottle. teen girls moved on to other stuff. the 80's was absolutely a critical mass of japanese teenagers with spending cash and free time thanks to the booming economy"}
+{"text":"All I remember about him was his intro in the WCW Nintendo game where he did the weird jump x on his crotch"}
+{"text":"Kek what a legless faggot"}
+{"text":"but enough about that one fella from Ireland"}
+{"text":"Do they cover that time when he hired some young social media guru to run his account and pretend to be a cool hip socialist, but forgot to delete all his chud tweets from two months prior?"}
+{"text":"Kek what"}
+{"text":"Someone need to retire JR and put him in a home or something where people can look after him."}
+{"text":"This looks like a fucking crime scene"}
+{"text":"every time he accidentally gets hurt or a shemale hooker punches him in the eye he runs to twitter to farm attention and sympathy JR killed his legacy by being a weird, creepy, attentionwhoring old man desu."}
+{"text":"You know when you play games and you have input delay of some kind and it sucks? Starting in your late 60's if you don't take care of yourself you start having that in your body. You tell your left leg to walk but it take a second to register and by then you already are expecting your right leg to walk and it is also delayed and you fall"}
+{"text":"no way I want him to keep doing it even after his mind goes and he just gets racist on commentary AEW might finally be worth watching then."}
+{"text":"Bro...."}
+{"text":"He's LA Botch"}
+{"text":"\"Please God make this faggot shut up \""}
+{"text":"Dude's a cuck for not leaving already"}
+{"text":"Pop for rumble and eliminated at the last second by Samy"}
+{"text":"I wanna hug him"}
+{"text":"MARIGOLD New Year Golden Garden 1/17 Osaka 176BOX (VOD 1/20 @ 6:00pm) 1/18 Shimizu Marine Building (VOD 1/21 @ 6:00pm) 1/20 Mayu Iwatani 15th Anniversary Press Conference (Live @ 5:00pm) 1/24 Mayu Iwatani 15th Anniversary @ Korakuen (Live @ 6:30pm) GHC Women's Championship: Mayu Iwatani vs Utami Hayashishita TwinStar Championship: Misa Matsui & CHIAKI (c) vs Seri Yamaoka & Shinno 1/26 Monday Magic ep2 @ Shinjuku FACE (Live @ 7:00pm) 1/30 Shinjuku FACE (Live @ 6:30pm) Superfly Championship: Mayu Iwatani (c) vs Komomo Minami Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"hot bird"}
+{"text":"counterpoint, her body is rivaled only by erina"}
+{"text":"when we getting that catmask calico everyone raved about"}
+{"text":"\"I never got on good terms with Owen. I attend funerals of people I am friends with or have respect for. Owen was neither.\" Honestly Austin was kind of a dick for this"}
+{"text":"nobody but reddit even remembers the nugget. not 1 memorable match except him falling from the fucking rafters"}
+{"text":"The guy died tragically and left behind two young children. He could have put his ego aside and just went to his funeral and said nothing instead of deliberately making a show of it that yeah fuck this guy. No wonder Martha doesn't like him, because he decided to do that just to spite Owen after he was dead"}
+{"text":"Unc shoulda just went to the function right cuh?"}
+{"text":"He didn’t host. He had a “beer bash celebration” and toasted to him at the end of the episode."}
+{"text":"It’s not that it was just an accident This. I've seen the replay more times now and it's like he immediately goes for the sit-down before Austin has time to tuck his chin. He's got Austins chin up against his crotch or something so he couldn't tuck it. Seemed like owen thought that wwf was like nujapan and you can shoot on the top stars and get away with it. Nah vince killed him."}
+{"text":"Number three My first main event ever. Myself vs CM Punk inside WWE Hell in a Cell for the WWE Championship. That match changed everything for me. Number two Myself and Team Hell No Daniel Bryan and Kane vs The Shield Seth Rollins Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns in their debut match. A TLC match that was given five stars and is regarded as one of the greatest TLC matches of all time. Number one Myself vs John Cena for the WWE Championship in Chicago Illinois at Allstate Arena. I drove John through the LED Titantron board. He was stretchered out and taken away in an ambulance. I got back to my feet, but it was still ruled a tie. Honorable mention Myself vs CM Punk in another TLC match, including the TLC match we had on Raw. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I need to rewatch that TLC match with Bryan, Kane and The Shield, that was a great match and The Big Guy ruled in that match"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised he ranks the CM Punk matches since Punk insulted him Also rybitch's opinion"}
+{"text":"For me it's Ryback vs Chase. It will be a great day when the authorities get off their ass and kwab Chase"}
+{"text":"The Big Guy should've won that last man standing match with Cena, the ref didn't even do a count. I'm surprised he ranks the CM Punk matches since Punk insulted him The first one was his first title shot, and his first PPV main event outside of the Nexus Summerslam match, AND he dominated a match with that guy he doesn't like. It's not surprising that was a big deal to him."}
+{"text":"lives rent free in the minds of /pw/ users based Regal continuing to work the smarks after all these years"}
+{"text":"nah most of us agree with him."}
+{"text":"GIGAPOP"}
+{"text":"Correct, I do believe the deaths of you people don't matter and are nothing but a net-positive for humanity, not just the US at this point. Just like how you all jerk off over the harm and death of Right-Wingers all the time. Of course for you that's ok since Right-Wingers are the evil bad guys, and you're all good, fighting for \"human rights\" and all that. Unfortunately for you all, none of that is true. Nothing you people advocate for is beneficial to anyone that's sane. The vast majority of you are genuinely mentally-ill(backed by data and reality), and live for nothing but to ruin things for everyone else. No \"civil liberties\" have been violated. it's not your God-given right to impede law enforcement because they're doing things you don't like. You also aren't allowed to hit people with your car. If that happens, you just might get shot."}
+{"text":"Based!"}
+{"text":"He's saying anybody who supports ICE is the kind of person who's sole purpose in life is to shit in their hands and clap because the person in control of the greatest military on the planet is a retard pedophile who's turning that firepower on its own people and they think celebrating that makes them \"based\". And he's right to."}
+{"text":"He will obviously be banging Roxxane"}
+{"text":"trying to play the pedo card Kek you're mad because ICE is deporting brown child molesters. What the matter, afraid you're next?"}
+{"text":"We love hearing about the Itohmeister here"}
+{"text":"And I told Ram she owes me sex!"}
+{"text":"we honor our graduates"}
+{"text":"Shoko is better than 90% of Stardom's players, she'd go on a tear."}
+{"text":"Perfect face"}
+{"text":"watching unreal and this dude is shoot from planet retard and should be fired along with prichard"}
+{"text":"Unreal is 1998."}
+{"text":"karma Israel Yes DOUBLE KYILL"}
+{"text":"Th-those digits... IT IS A SIGN"}
+{"text":"i'm not a superstitious guy but...."}
+{"text":"How young are you that you don't know who Michael Hayes is?"}
+{"text":"The raw women's locker room scene has actually devolved into a women's prison scene. Two queen bees dominate the yard. Everyone else is either their bitch or their target (a dead bitch) Each one has its own goon squad of bitches that will do everything from chores to laundry to shanking their rivals and extorting the newbies for cash and labor. The best part is the iyofags finding out that their waifu is just another lady's \"bitch\". So this settles the liv-iyo debate once and for all. Livchads' waifu is a BOSS who has her own gimps (Raquel, roxanne,dominik, finn) all interchangeable to do her bidding, laundry and chores. But your waifu is literally a submissive Indian housewife in an arranged marriage to a man she does not like. A man who covers himself in tattoos and appropriates her signature taunt as his own and demands dowry payments weekly on the road, in the form of cunnilingus and rimjobs and whatnot. I feel really bad for the iyofags who are suicidal deep down but pretend like everything is alright. Things have changed drastically. Your waifu is a lackey. Not a queen bee. Truly sad. Truly, very sad. Thanks for reading and sorry for the bad news."}
+{"text":"WTF is that thing?"}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Nah AEW has women and it's far better. They all equal shots."}
+{"text":"Liv needs to slowly develop a Nazi gimmick after constantly losing because of Roxanne and Raquel fucking up their tag matches which will culminate in her betraying Dom for Gunther"}
+{"text":"That is too many dimes. Since Paul is dimes repellant it won't happen."}
+{"text":"that one kid at school who thought WWF was real and WCW was fake"}
+{"text":"That kid thought ECW was real and WWF/WCW were both fake."}
+{"text":"The biggest bump I ever took was when my friend gave me a DDT off the stairs of the playground lol"}
+{"text":"Damn that's sad man. Your buddy probably can't stand to look at his own face. Hope your face turn works out, sounds like that guy could use a friend."}
+{"text":"Well yeah but I'm like a neet now so if he has a gf or something I might kms so I'm thinking maybe not. But I doubt it."}
+{"text":"Smartest kid Nah that's u"}
+{"text":"That guy is unreal. My favorite was when he revealed that he found out the Liv Morgan he was talking to was a fake, because Jade Cargill reached out to him to let him know."}
+{"text":"YOU CAN SEE THE LOCATIONS TOO"}
+{"text":"out of a canon into the sun."}
+{"text":"I mean, I just don't get it. Sure, Road Dogg sucks, but why doesn't Triple H put his foot down and say Giulia is winning Queen of the Ring?"}
+{"text":"It's over anon, she deleted any sign of her \"husband\" online, she's now getting Matt Riddled on their dojo every few weeks along with Iyo, I'm sorry."}
+{"text":"Her face really suits being a rich MILF"}
+{"text":"WWE and Asuka are way more important"}
+{"text":"sign thread"}
+{"text":"slurp slurp"}
+{"text":"Why is Tony such a liar?"}
+{"text":"YouTube thumbnail Buy a banner, faggot"}
+{"text":"When you have the smark media in your pocket and an army of smarks in reddit/Twitter to do your bidding. You can get away with lying all the time."}
+{"text":"So was it a work or not?"}
+{"text":"Worked shoot that turned into a work and then shoot"}
+{"text":"t. HH"}
+{"text":"Mods please mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Prior to their scheduled appearance Kevin Nash played a practical joke on \"Ramon\", He turned to Bischoff and said, \"Watch this, I'm gonna throw my hot dog down Scott Hall's way\" and proceeded to pummel him repeatedly with an Oscar Meyer (Wiener) This backstage event found it's way to the ring when Hall (Performing under the name Razor Ramon at the time) pinned his friend Nash in the ring and said \"Are you gonna tap, or do I have to up the intensity\" what followed next was not televised but the commentators microphones where still audible, there was one comment stating \"What's this ?\" and another \"Huh ?\". Literally no one remembers this except me."}
+{"text":"Remember when Triple-H hyped up his coffee mix and it totally flopped ?"}
+{"text":"Please mods mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Oscar Meyer (Wiener) prank board newfag"}
+{"text":"Ric Flair once said on WWE Roundtable that the nWo was the worst stable of all time and buried it completely."}
+{"text":"Live on NJPW World: 1/18 Yuji Nagata Produce: Blue Justice XVII @ Sakura Civic Gymnasium (4:00pm) Boltin Oleg, Toru Yano, Aaron Wolf, & Yuji Nagata vs Dick Togo, Yujiro Takahashi, Ren Narita, & EVIL Gedo, Taiji Ishimori, Hiromu Takahashi, Shingo Takagi, & Yota Tsuji vs Jakob Austin Young, Francesco Akira, Great-O-Khan, Callum Newman, & Jake Lee Shoma Kato, Yuya Uemura, & Shota Umino vs Satoshi Kojima, Taichi, & Tomohiro Ishii Tatsuya Matsumoto, YOSHI-HASHI, & Hirooki Goto vs Hartley Jackson, Ryohei Oiwa, & Zack Sabre Jr. Masatora Yasuda, Ryusuke Taguchi, & El Desperado vs Yoshinobu Kanemaru, SHO, & DOUKI Katsuya Murashima, Master Wato, & YOH vs Daiki Nagai, OSKAR, & Yuto-Ice Zane Jay & Tiger Mask vs Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles Road to The New Beginning 1/19 Korakuen (6:30pm) IWGP Tag Team Championship No. 1 Contender: Yuya Uemura & Shota Umino vs Taichi & Tomohiro Ishii Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This looks really good Tajiri looking an Ojisan :'( Do you give him the BOSJ again?"}
+{"text":"NJPW should make a deal with him and other veteran wrestlers with schools and form some kind of structure for talent."}
+{"text":"Hiromu meets with representatives of /njpw/ to discuss posting quality issues."}
+{"text":"Part 2! Since the last thread was so popular it seems fitting to continue the discussion"}
+{"text":"Why would MJF just stand there like that"}
+{"text":"There are many reason why this in particular stands out as so bad it's bad. But the ass out in the air is a big one."}
+{"text":"Exactly. He can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum of selling. He's just bent over, presenting his asshole, waiting for Bandido to hit he move. I've joked before most of the spots on an AEW show require someone to stumble around like a drunk zombie waiting for the set up, but MJF's not even doing that. He's just waiting in position."}
+{"text":"Yup. All he had to do was drop down to one knee for a moment or two or look like he was trying to drag himself up the ropes. Would've given him an actual reason to be there holding on to them. No less something to fill the time while dipshit postured to the crowd for way too long. Amateur hour shit from both of them"}
+{"text":"Not a word about Gunther vs. AJ Styles, he didn't even watched it 22 minutes of ramblings on Bandido vs. MJF"}
+{"text":"He knows what pays the bills."}
+{"text":"Because aew is an lolcow and the vast majority of people enjoy hearing how shit it is"}
+{"text":"anyone who ever drew a dime gets out of the business, leaving it in the hands of career midcarders"}
+{"text":"Interesting portrait you got there"}
+{"text":"Same with capitalism. Mcdonalds, Amazon, Facebook you name it. Same play every time. Capitalism is not a success, it's sustained mediocrity."}
+{"text":"making Salacious comments because you B out here looking for Crumbs based"}
+{"text":"Cosmic Babes Of Wrath edition. Use this thread to discuss the female performers of AEW & ROH. UPCOMING; Dynamite 1/14; Kris Statlander & Babes Of Wrath vs. Triangle Of Madness RESULTS; Dynamite 1/7; During Willow Nightingale's championship celebration, she reunited with Kris Statlander and invited Mercedes Mone to the ring. Mercedes threw a tantrum and got tripped face-first into a cake. The Triangle Of Madness congratulate Statlander on finally finding some friends but wonder when she'll turn on them. They challenge Kris, Willow & Harley to a match. Toni Storm defeated Marina Shafir by DQ when Wheeler Yuta pulled the ref out of the ring. After the bell Marina lays out Toni and Mina Shirakawa. Orange Cassidy picked Toni & Mina up and wrapped them around his arms. ROH 1/8; Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you for bringing this to my attention."}
+{"text":"Not really into worn gear but that's nice and tight"}
+{"text":"Harley's was waaay better and more organic."}
+{"text":"Post non /pw/ images and other anons guess at what wrestler you are trying to evoke"}
+{"text":"Kevin Owens"}
+{"text":"Eternal Jannetty to big dimes Bismark and his UK cousins Kek what a crippled mommy issues bitch"}
+{"text":"Glacier vs Disco Inferno"}
+{"text":"Sam and Megan seem like they want to fuck. They're always playfully needling each other and it seems like they're flirting. I don't know how Sam's wife is okay with this situation. Megan literally comes over to Sam's house every week to watch Raw on his couch, and then they go down to Sam's basement to record a podcast. It wouldn't shock me at all if Raw Recap turns into a Morning Joe situation where the two hosts divorce their spouses and become a couple."}
+{"text":"no one watches that shit here fag"}
+{"text":"raw recap podcast Just watch the show dude"}
+{"text":"What makes people think of stuff like this?"}
+{"text":"NEED to watch them FUCK"}
+{"text":"Genuinely what do you get out of watching this podcast"}
+{"text":"put the ACK in black"}
+{"text":"He's okay. Unlike other sloppy shops, they stopped the match to make sure he didn't sustain a concussion"}
+{"text":"Referee is visibly aroused. Thank god he's not in aew. Aubrey would be touching his nipples without a break. Lusty bitches."}
+{"text":"Dudes like, Somalian black"}
+{"text":"flippy nigger thanks doc"}
+{"text":"all i see is a kofi kingston clone i would bet money thats his favorite wrestler and his biggest inspiration. We're now getting old enough to have generations of wrestlers inspired by the worst era of wwe"}
+{"text":"I can see her panties!"}
+{"text":"Need to lick this cinnamon thighs"}
+{"text":"Lam"}
+{"text":"Ram told us to stop reposting her pics!"}
+{"text":"i would never repost a ram"}
+{"text":"Will Mandy join Elayna and Daria in TNA or is she too lazy to wrestle again?"}
+{"text":"Think of the ring rust"}
+{"text":"QRD on nacho"}
+{"text":"It's a chip that is normally topped with taco meat, cheese, veggies and sour cream."}
+{"text":"She wrestled a high speed classic against Elayna quite recently"}
+{"text":"coras selling is so hot"}
+{"text":"MEN'S OVERALL PERFORMER OF THE YEAR HANGMAN ADAM PAGE WOMEN'S OVERALL PERFORMER OF THE YEAR TONI STORM MEN'S IN-RING WRESTLER OF THE YEAR BANDIDO WOMEN'S IN-RING WRESTLER OF THE YEAR IYO SKY MEN'S BEST ON PROMOS HANGMAN ADAM PAGE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"More like 40 years. Edrones are commonly over 50."}
+{"text":"It's propaganda"}
+{"text":"Even ignoring promotions like Stardom, how the fuck is Charlotte and Alexa not Women's Tag Team of the Year. They made those titles the most important ones in women's division and were the only reason the titles made it onto the Summerslam card."}
+{"text":"TKO are a bunch of greedy Saudi blowing gigakikes and the product got so stale not even a John Cena heel run could save it. AEW, on the other hand, got pretty good partway through the year."}
+{"text":"Mox was wrestler/performer and promo of the year by far. Hangman lost his promo ability after the beef with Punk. The rest I don't really take any issue with. It was an average year for wrestling but AEW was way better than WWE and their best year for a long time."}
+{"text":"\"No one's really saying much. Well, some people are saying certain things, but my understanding is whatever it is it came from up above. I know there’s a lot of rumours but it had nothing to do with anybody in AEW talent, anything like that, or Tony [Khan]. Something happened from way up and he was released. That is what we know at this point about Trey Miguel.\" (Source: Wrestling Observer Radio) what in the blue hell happened lol"}
+{"text":"jews deserve what they get"}
+{"text":"David Starr vouches for Trey, buries Israel"}
+{"text":"I hope he ends up with WWE. This little nigga got over with me this week."}
+{"text":"he already turned them down"}
+{"text":"Mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Trashed Summerslam plans."}
+{"text":"Liv's injury ruined so much stuff"}
+{"text":"Demon Pinn Balor For Dom Bleak. And I'm a huge Dom guy."}
+{"text":"Liv's injury *Kairi"}
+{"text":"Looks like i am skipping summerslop except maybe the main event."}
+{"text":"No weeding ring! We still have a chance"}
+{"text":"not married mom says the pizza rolls are done autism pants enjoyer"}
+{"text":"My cats at 3 in the morning"}
+{"text":"It really do be like that"}
+{"text":"+1 muthafucka"}
+{"text":"Serious player"}
+{"text":"Mayu the Horse Slayer"}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"In an alternate universe Mayu had a career as a top bukkake star"}
+{"text":"one of her greatest moments"}
+{"text":"dirty ass belt"}
+{"text":"Those belts have seen better days."}
+{"text":"Just some lint and shit on the velcro"}
+{"text":"I've seen worse."}
+{"text":"oh yeah that's it"}
+{"text":"Don't fuck with Puddin'."}
+{"text":"*Takes a deep breath* SNIFF!!!!"}
+{"text":"Holy yummola!"}
+{"text":"Panda chan"}
+{"text":"271,000 (0.03) Is this why the wheeled one is bubblin?"}
+{"text":"Nielsen has to start including the wheeled one talking to himself and skipping gamethreads"}
+{"text":"Does include Max"}
+{"text":"No one includes the wheeled one"}
+{"text":"Does anyone on here actually even watch this?"}
+{"text":"Repeat offender that got arrested for assault, armed robbery and rape several times Worked as a bounty hunter in Mexico hunting down trafficked women for their pimps Admitted he would have ended up on death row if it wasn't for wrestling But according to smarks was an angel that the Kliq bullied and not a violent criminal"}
+{"text":"Scott Bigelow never spent a single second inside a Mexican jail lol"}
+{"text":"According to Bam Bam and we all know wrestlers would never spin stories. I bet you believe New Jack has a bunch of justified homicides too."}
+{"text":"Plenty of retards do believe new jack killed 4 people, but he didnt, and he said someone else made that up and he ran with it anyway, but yeah retards still do believe it"}
+{"text":"Kek i never heard this bam bam story about going to mexico to be a bounty hunter and rescuing a kidnapped teen girl and getting shot by a fugitive, thats like perry saturns story of saving a woman getting raped and getting shot in the neck And retards believe these stories kek I love this shit though, old wrestlers were awesome and talking shit and telling stories"}
+{"text":"Mods please mercy kill this board"}
+{"text":"Her downfall needs studied"}
+{"text":"GLOU GLOU GLOU GLOU GLOUUUUUUUUUUUUU"}
+{"text":"monster poo"}
+{"text":"this is Spinal Tap tier lmaooo"}
+{"text":"claims Vince is her best friend Vince books Becky two belts Sashit is eternally worked by this kwab"}
+{"text":"She was fucking Vince, that's why she felt so betrayed"}
+{"text":"The Main Event Mafia"}
+{"text":"I love everyone in this picture expect Kevin Nash."}
+{"text":"Booker T was a workhouse back then"}
+{"text":"huh what incident?"}
+{"text":"Gay interracial sex"}
+{"text":"**blocks you're path** wat do, /pw/??"}
+{"text":"Grok, teleport me to kana land so i can put my tongue in her asshole, thanks bud."}
+{"text":"Fucking dumb cunt broccoli heads don't even know what a thong is. Stick to /lgbt/ you fucking fairies"}
+{"text":"I saved a bunch of your Asuka ones bro. Plus they'll be in the archives too"}
+{"text":"her laughing about it nice"}
+{"text":"She's wearing partially see through panties, you get to see most of the same stuff, even if it's not a thing."}
+{"text":"THIS IS THE MATCH"}
+{"text":"They're planting the seeds but it's a slow burn"}
+{"text":"She's so expressive"}
+{"text":"I love wren and her cute little owl face"}
+{"text":"Imagine all 4 tongues all over your junk at once"}
+{"text":"welp, time to whip out the ole 1.75 incher for a 1 knuckle shuffle"}
+{"text":"watches JoJo once"}
+{"text":"lot of cum for a mystery meat midget"}
+{"text":"kek based"}
+{"text":"needs penis"}
+{"text":"kek what a tertiary promotion"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen a company this desperate for recognition since the European Union"}
+{"text":"this might be a long shot, but does anyone happen to have that fictional picture of AEW's roster from 2018 or 2019 that had wrestlers like nakamura, punk, and aj styles on it? i think it was made when the company was first announced and someone made it guessing who would be on it."}
+{"text":"Results are in. Facts say it's true"}
+{"text":"Exterminate smarks"}
+{"text":"hey sup LOLTNA? AMC baby true AEW? RAPED by both NXT and LOLTNA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO real story"}
+{"text":"We need someone to save the board"}
+{"text":"Badass Trio they look like wrestlers and not mannequins advertising merch"}
+{"text":"I miss when wrestlers looked like wrestlers. Niggas today look like me and I’m dimeless."}
+{"text":"does shota see that every night"}
+{"text":"That fella on the left Wasn't he...y'know..."}
+{"text":"Inducted into the hall of fame ? Yeah he was"}
+{"text":"It is time to send woodditards and all types of obese smarks to hell"}
+{"text":"Dad walks in"}
+{"text":"here is your Nash/friction/Bryan spammer by the way"}
+{"text":"Black cocks??"}
+{"text":"I always knew it was all one person. I don't care what the fuck his name is. REAL, Lundy, Hennimore, Shankism etc. I could give a shit less. The only thing that matters is that pw posters know that all of the spam originates from one person and that if they partake in the fake meme war, they're wasting their time."}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"Looking at the catalogue tells me this board needs to be shutdown."}
+{"text":"Risin' up back on the street Did my time took my chances Went the distance now I'm back on my feet Just a maxxine and her will to survive!"}
+{"text":"I always thought about this as a sort of cobra kai like student and master relationship"}
+{"text":"Yes that's what we thought it was. Turns out that Natalya is just a bitter, sadistic, evil person like her father. She wasn't \"pushing\" Maxxine in the gym she was actually torturing her. Maxine sure is one dumb bimbo. Lmao. At least some things never change (like blondes being dumb)"}
+{"text":"So youre saying she looks like a rockstar?"}
+{"text":"im saying dude looks like a lady"}
+{"text":"blondes being dumb Roman women's myth, jelly af about Germanic women then-immigrating. BTW how are your Black/Brown women mostly aborting, raising useless niglets and voting for every commie ever not dumb too?"}
+{"text":"shittiest set up for a spot of the year"}
+{"text":"The accuracy of this post lol"}
+{"text":"No but seriously though, what move was Santana intending to land had Kazarian not \"countered\" him into the cutter? What move was he trying to hit there?"}
+{"text":"So many deleted posts... Did BT snapped that hard just for one bad spot?"}
+{"text":"pretty much"}
+{"text":"BT is crazy"}
+{"text":"Will Daria Rae bring her cousins Summer and Alanah to TNA for the millys?"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry but this guy and his ooga booga 1970s Kamala the Giant ass gimmick is not megastar material and the NXT fans that say this just have BBC madness in their head. I hear black Brock Lesnar a lot, but Lesnar was super atheltic, this guy is just tall and fat and not that good in the ring, he gets gassed out in 10 minutes and can't work long matches. Promo and character work is non existent and corny. He doesn't have it."}
+{"text":"NXT fags hype up yet another flash in the pan future flop that will never live up to 1% of their inflated expectations. In other words, it's a Tuesday."}
+{"text":"Op is gay"}
+{"text":"Your mum is indian too. She sends me shit like \"I wanto sucks your penis sur after you asdfucka me my son is a fagot retard who spell check on internnette for free\" . Takes the cock real well though."}
+{"text":"mum GMS"}
+{"text":"Thank you for proving you are too stupid for the English language."}
+{"text":"Very early MOTY candidate. Wow that was so much better than i was expecting."}
+{"text":"a fucking classic Gain standards Droney"}
+{"text":"Even if you didn’t like the match for whatever reason, (it was pretty much objectively a great wrestling match but we’re all entitled to our opinions), my point stands. Why the fuck are you dipshits talking about Dave Meltzer after two guys just wrestled their asses off"}
+{"text":"Rollins clearly loves the business. Unlike Roman. Hell, Mox loves the business too. Of the three Shield niggas, Roman is the least passionate"}
+{"text":"This should have been at Mania."}
+{"text":"Based match and Balor's entrance was giga dimes"}
+{"text":"I should've stopped watching wrestling after WM40. This nigga's booking is boring af. Dead ass."}
+{"text":"hes just a boring person- look at his outfits"}
+{"text":"E-Drones can keeping gassing his booking up, it won’t change shit, all the real fans left years ago"}
+{"text":"need to see the 4 of them beating the living shit out of a joshipedo"}
+{"text":"so he's got connections to diddy and epstein? damn"}
+{"text":"He is terrible"}
+{"text":"kek dusty won the battle of the fat fucks"}
+{"text":"nice to see the tradition of the /asp/ rumble staying alive"}
+{"text":"quads of KWAB five 92 gets itt kek is gracious in his blessings"}
+{"text":"tis word for word what i posted here, laddie. a fine prize indeed. *dances a jig with hornswoggle*"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why didn't you protect her smile?"}
+{"text":"Is there anything better than seeing wrestlers realizing they fucked up a match?"}
+{"text":"They're still trying to make this bitch a thing... Fuck me sideways"}
+{"text":"Why didn’t she wrap her legs around triple H and grind on him?"}
+{"text":"I hate mickers."}
+{"text":"Huh? You don't have any holes on your sides"}
+{"text":"SMACKDOWN NO MILLY LMAO COPE E-PIGGIES!!!"}
+{"text":"wrestling fans do not skip wrestling for sports this argument is so fucking retarded WWE just sucks right now"}
+{"text":"WWE fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"True dat"}
+{"text":"fraid so"}
+{"text":"When is new rating"}
+{"text":"5 STAR LACK OF SELF AWARENESS"}
+{"text":"What a disgusting misogynist."}
+{"text":"We're not crazy people, they are!"}
+{"text":"I hate people who have their own echo chamber, they should go away where I don't have to listen to them"}
+{"text":"Most of them got tired of no one hearing them so they are still on X helping Musk lol"}
+{"text":"Are you working or shooting here?"}
+{"text":"bitsy buck cuckold?"}
+{"text":"He’s 4”6 so it’s fine."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one that likes and find attractive pits with some stubs?"}
+{"text":"turn your monitor o-WAIT IT'S ALREADY ON WTF IS THAT THING"}
+{"text":"thinks that CMLL is successful and sells more than 45,000 tickets a week because it sells them in mexican pesos PA THE TIC... Their YouTube membership costs $35, almost double the price of a NEETflix subscription. This means you can watch WWE for free if you have NEEtflix, but you need to pay double that subscription just to watch the best wrestling in the world, which features six shows a week. Are you watching WWE for FREE? Are you really that stupid and PA THE TIC?"}
+{"text":"It's funny how those little pigs have to pretend they love AAA and that that nasty crap is the best and most exciting thing ever just because it's a minor WWE brand (one that even WWE doesn't intend to invest money in) and they have a burning problem with AEW and CMLL besides RAW and SD are a real boring load of very discusting shitty crap that even they can't stand. They themselves say they don't understand a damn thing that's going on, but they love that garbage, kek. Mexicans already hated AAA, and Saturday's show completely crushed all expectations. There's no point in watching that garbage for the rest of the month because everyone already knows what's going to happen, and it was crap. PA THE TIC!"}
+{"text":"Except Netflix already paid WWE in advance and CMLL has to hustle with those $1.25 tickets to fill their arenas and those subs that no one buys. Also what's going on with the Reddit spacing and blogposting? Time to take your meds autismo"}
+{"text":"Based you should update the pic to 1.25 dollar tickets just to spite the autist."}
+{"text":"Is Stephanie Vaquer built for the Big Time?"}
+{"text":"she's not worth having in the ring if shes not doing the meme"}
+{"text":"BUILT FOR BBC"}
+{"text":"Das rite"}
+{"text":"That’s not what her feet look like. She has weird alien toes"}
+{"text":"He's going to destroy her when he arrives"}
+{"text":"oh"}
+{"text":"dont think anyone is denying that, but usually that stuff is done behind closed doors, shit must be real dire if tna is out in the open borderline begging people to show up"}
+{"text":"wrestlers themselves have to beg people to come for free Number 2 promotion"}
+{"text":"They're on TV on a new station and it's going to be a terrible look if the arena is empty. Maybe they should try booking a good show"}
+{"text":"LOLTNA"}
+{"text":"WWE did in the past but TKO stopped it outside of celebs"}
+{"text":"Is this a proper interaction between a boss and employee?"}
+{"text":"do you just not understand what the word consent means"}
+{"text":"jesus christ thats shameless as fuck"}
+{"text":"imagine what it's like when the cameras are turned off"}
+{"text":"Iyo is the reason Hunter had to get a pacemaker."}
+{"text":"That part."}
+{"text":"inb4 AEW did nothing for them!!! They improved their PPVs sales and viewership but somehow they still managed to fuck up because LOLTNA."}
+{"text":"He got like 20 likes on his Twitter brother What are you going on about this is a tna thread"}
+{"text":"cringey Instagram zoomer captions Fuck you OP. im not reading your post."}
+{"text":"That was 5 years ago bro. A lot has changed since then. Stop being a victim"}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"talentless hack"}
+{"text":"actually saying things with meaning Nah we just do vague bullshit and qr codes here"}
+{"text":"CATCHING FRIES IN HIS MOUTH TASTING CHEETOS WHILE HE SHARTS THEN EATING SNACKS, SNACKS, CHIPS AND POP, POP AND ECLAIRS... AND ECLAIRS HE WONT SEE HIS COCK AGAIN FOR YEARS TO COME, HE'S OBESE AND A SLOB"}
+{"text":"Kekk. Id laugh harder but thats me irl so."}
+{"text":"he literally has a batter in his chest. it don't work oh is it because she got to go like 30 mins and fight in the crowd?"}
+{"text":"Kek iyo loves the Game so much."}
+{"text":"Based, 3rd world title run this year confirmed"}
+{"text":"Why didn't: Biba Kasai Hitokiri Iotica Midnight Angel Oyuki T-2 Mask Tenkū Shōjo Lusca come out to play"}
+{"text":"i literally do live under an actual rock and don't know the status of my favorite wrestling company"}
+{"text":"Good, that’s how it’s supposed to be because you are not an employee."}
+{"text":"or someone who bought stocks of said company if your enjoyment of something depends on the company you consume the product of doing good/great then I'm afraid you're a ding-dong diddly retard"}
+{"text":"Just don't call yourself a fan if you don't actually want the thing you like to succeed."}
+{"text":"why not? I don't care about success, I care about my own enjoyment"}
+{"text":"Growing up is realizing that nobody hurt Bret. Bret hurt himself."}
+{"text":"Brett could have took a pay cut and stayed in the WWF but he was a greedy traitorous asshole and went to the WCW"}
+{"text":"I met him and he was a great guy. like genuinely far more cheery and happy to meet fans than any other wrestler. stop and talk type. you wouldn't think it from any on-camera appearance in the past two decades. he literally oozes seethe. Idk if he's running a gimmick genuinely"}
+{"text":"Is this true?"}
+{"text":"Bret screwed bret"}
+{"text":"Retarded logic and overreductionism. This could be applied to anyone. walk into an elevator it crashes at high speed killing you you killed yourself by not taking the stairs that day. Vince used that because he's low IQ"}
+{"text":"Upcoming Live Streaming (JST) AJPW 1/11 Shinjuku FACE (6:30pm) 1/18 Shinkiba 1st Ring (6:30pm) 1/25 Makuhari Messe International Exhibition Hall 4 (5:00pm) NOAH 1/11 Korakuen (6:30pm) 1/19 Monday Magic ep1 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 1/25 EDION Arena 2nd Stadium Osaka (4:30pm) 1/26 Monday Magic ep2 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 2/2 Monday Magic ep3 @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) 2/6 Korakuen (6:30pm) 2/9 Monday Magic ep FINAL @ Shinjuku FACE (7:00pm) DDT Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The current belt was introduced in 2013. So AJPW has been using it for a bit. I think AJPW has had to repair it some already too."}
+{"text":"Nakajima vs Aoki on 2/11"}
+{"text":"Who are some wrestlers who became dimeless shitters once they changed their look? Pic very related"}
+{"text":"Nah Austin's GOAT case is untouchable, Stinko is just a stinky anti draw"}
+{"text":"Crow Sting was the fucking coolest thing in rasslan for the first year where he just showed up and didn't say a word Taught us an important lesson about aura, mystique, about creating a captivating character with not a single word or some dumb ass mouthpiece like Hart or Heyman I dare modern rasslan to have a guy not say a word for even 3 months of uninjured uninterrupted appearances"}
+{"text":"Ass to dick style how ya like it?"}
+{"text":"I will forever defend joka-Sting era as kino and dimes"}
+{"text":"Kek you are so fucking dumb"}
+{"text":"Irish"}
+{"text":"White + Irish"}
+{"text":"She's a pedo, always happens."}
+{"text":"Genetics She already looks like the classic Irish mammy"}
+{"text":"Heavy drinking."}
+{"text":"wish she'd SHIT on me the most"}
+{"text":"We are not waiting for that or watching this"}
+{"text":"buy an ad fag"}
+{"text":"Its funny anything he said was forgivable until they found his ANTISEMITIST posts."}
+{"text":"singlehandedly outdraws in one match every single chink at every single ppv ever in the history of Japan combined Based hulkster"}
+{"text":"Fucks over all the other wrestlers from getting proper retirement and health insurance"}
+{"text":"unionizing wrestling is probably one of the dumbest smark takes. the business used to be cash payments with no contracts before that molested faggot vince started tying talent down with contracts so he could pay then less. They got a higher percentage of the gate and could negotiate for more money. What vince did is take away wrestlers independent bargaining power, whichw as already crippled by the NWA. The NWA itself was another mechanism, put together after pro wrestling's actual golden age, to reduce wrestler's payout. Jessie Venture had no broader historical understanding of why a wrestling union literally would not work. You're not supposed to have the same guys working the same area for 30 years like with WWE. They need to spread out and get out of time when their gimmick is old, so as to not burn out the crowds and kill business. The cash in hand no contract payout thing also meant that guys wouldn't half ass their shit or risk being kicked out of what was once a very insular business. Dumb ass nigger boomer didn't know shit"}
+{"text":"didn’t read lol. also hulk hogan is burning in hell"}
+{"text":"Kek this fag is 100% a fat virgin"}
+{"text":"You're simping for a gay dead old man"}
+{"text":"A warm bro hug like this to y'all"}
+{"text":"wish you were my son so we can kiss like that"}
+{"text":"don't even hug my wife like that"}
+{"text":"don't worry jamal does"}
+{"text":"lol I thought that was stephanie"}
+{"text":"Genuinely hideous creature"}
+{"text":"it's not that deep bro"}
+{"text":"You sure?"}
+{"text":"WOOF"}
+{"text":"spends every day of his life for at least 8 months making seethe posts over a pro wrestler \"it's not that deep bro\""}
+{"text":"OHHHHH this one got the tranny bubblin"}
+{"text":"Big E Cups"}
+{"text":"Mia Yims sister is a lucky woman(man)"}
+{"text":"Damn, bitchtits looks like THAT?!"}
+{"text":"If only they could produce chocolate milk"}
+{"text":"This nigga always had a massive chest"}
+{"text":"Black bitchtits"}
+{"text":"refuse starbucks gift card career turns to shit"}
+{"text":"Error detected It's not hard to do God I wish that were me"}
+{"text":"Most coomworthy body AEW has ever had and ever will have. Tony is a faggot"}
+{"text":"Will ever have Ok how you know"}
+{"text":"I want snort coke with her"}
+{"text":"Vintage chez"}
+{"text":"Wrestling fans are so fucking embarrassing"}
+{"text":"I need a name and possible OF account?"}
+{"text":"Hey that's mexican maisie williams"}
+{"text":"pequeno y fino conejito del schnitzel"}
+{"text":"it's over"}
+{"text":"Nah Puerto Ricans are mulattos (African and Spaniard) Andrea is an Olmec kween with a drop of Spaniard (mestiza). Completely different flavors She’s a model so she knows better than to consume American goyslop. Plus she has no children. Wall averted"}
+{"text":"Do the championships at least have real gold in them? Or is just rolled gold?"}
+{"text":"So you don't know"}
+{"text":"It's only soft compared to other metals and materials, not soft compared to skin, muscle and bone"}
+{"text":"Obviously you don't have a whole lot of experience with gold. It's pillowy. As a man of means, I often sleep on it. It's a well-known fact among us wealthy elites that sleeping on gold draws more wealth into your life, actually."}
+{"text":"The truth is out there"}
+{"text":"Why don't they make a liquid mercury title? Have it like a plastic shell."}
+{"text":"Remember when Tony appeared on Impact and shit on them for weeks? D'Amore just let it happen like a bitch. Now D'Amore is out, TNA is the #2 promotion, and AEW is dying."}
+{"text":"AEW is already dead."}
+{"text":"But enough about your grandma."}
+{"text":"Omega ALL THE STARS ARE HERE"}
+{"text":"But enough about your legs"}
+{"text":"Dynamite lost to NXT and TNA this week"}
+{"text":"and TNA still no ratings numbers?"}
+{"text":"Yeah TNA won 600k on AMC+"}
+{"text":"is going to jail for selling bootleg Mayu merch from Stardom WWE has completely abandoned him Maricold (still) has 0 buzz all the shitters he hired get injured left and right (still) has to lie about attendance so his dead promotion look better is about run out of money"}
+{"text":"Oof sonny trying to silence people again"}
+{"text":"japanese copyright is the gayest shit"}
+{"text":"stardom loses the pedo groomer and his gangly \"ace\" immediately skyrocket in popularity"}
+{"text":"Who would have thought wrestling fans care more about wrestling than photobooks"}
+{"text":"LAST WEEK: 516,000 (0.08) THIS WEEK: 526,000 (0.00) NXT: 618,000 (0.09)"}
+{"text":"AEW do be getting raped"}
+{"text":"He's going to have no leverage when his contract expires. He's regressing."}
+{"text":"Does include Max"}
+{"text":"Ooof! No amount of slide threads will cover for this."}
+{"text":"Does anyone in Saudi Arabia watch AEW? No one in that crowd is gonna know who he is"}
+{"text":"WWE is the minor leagues, Edones always pop huge for AEWs rejects."}
+{"text":"Hopefully he gets a better reaction than Andrade did last year kek"}
+{"text":"You will never stop seething lol"}
+{"text":"AEW's rejects You mean the wrestlers that Tony tries to resign, even offers them more money, and still leave him for the WWE? Do you call them rejects because it upsets you that they chose Paul over Tony?"}
+{"text":"Kevin Nash"}
+{"text":"miss feeling that burn like you wouldn't believe"}
+{"text":"I want outlandish gimmicks. I'm tired of pro wrestling being presented as a \"real\" sport. Give me a guy with a wizard. Caveman gimmick, robot gimmick (big guy with his small guy mechanic tagteam partner), etc."}
+{"text":"Just watch chinese cartoons."}
+{"text":"Live? With a live audience? With live action? Pro wrestling? Keep silent, demon."}
+{"text":"I agree they should have Omos walking around in a giraffe outfit like a giraffe, stomping on that faggot Fin Balor."}
+{"text":"Games/Programs: TEW, Extreme Warfare Revenge, Pro Wrestling Simulator, Fire Promoter, WWE GM mode, Wrestling Empire Booking Mode Post all about your booking exploits here!!"}
+{"text":"For years we had /tew/ General and it was always one of the best threads on the board. Unfortunately we got sick of the schizos and shitposters sliding it off the board and gave up discussing it here."}
+{"text":"I enjoy reading people's playtheoughs when I'm not playing. Apart from this thread there is the Grey Dog forums and bethebooker. Is there anywhere else to check out?"}
+{"text":"fuck it's only for registered members, my bad been a long time since I've frequented that site"}
+{"text":"Only go there for data and diaries."}
+{"text":"ITT people doing wrestling moves in public"}
+{"text":"Monkey business"}
+{"text":"I can't believe horses were samoan all along"}
+{"text":"Electric Chair Drop"}
+{"text":"Mods should retroactively ban you for underage"}
+{"text":"Is he the most alpha wrestler we've seen in a while? dates Tiffany gets Vinci fired for hitting on her cheats on her anyways dates Charlotte leaves her dating Iyo"}
+{"text":"you're definitely the most retarded poster i've seen in a while, that I can concede"}
+{"text":"Dude pounces on opportunity, from women to the Americano gimmick, you heard he was a new girl before you heard about the breakup and the first time he got a shot at Americano in AAA it was like he had been perfecting the character and mannerisms for years."}
+{"text":"What happened to gable? I thought he was the maskeded man?"}
+{"text":"Legit injured so they just put Kaiser there and he got super over cause he can speak spanish"}
+{"text":"Gable got raped by Gable Steveson Like Nash in the summer of 92"}
+{"text":"Bros, what called for Drew to shoot on us like this?"}
+{"text":"Drew attacking Matt Cardona, Randy Orton"}
+{"text":"Another Drew W. Footfags and bugcels are the same caste"}
+{"text":"Dont put us footchads in the same bracket as literal pedos"}
+{"text":"Based mi papucho"}
+{"text":"If AEW is so good why is nobody watching it?"}
+{"text":"bottom half is just Ospreay Bro is just a fanboy at this point."}
+{"text":"I love a flippy shit spotfest as much as anyone but him having twice as many 5 stars as Misawa is comical"}
+{"text":"Misawho?"}
+{"text":"Don't gay people watch aew?"}
+{"text":"Fact The jackknife powerbomb is the best finisher in wrestling history"}
+{"text":"What amusement do you get out of saying the most retarded shit you can think of? Or do you just enjoy the dopamine rush you get from (You)s? If it's the latter, you're welcome."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that jackknife nash did on the big show and dropped him on his head?"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"powerbomb more like power bottom!"}
+{"text":"GAYEW NOW CONFIRMED FOR THIRD PLACE OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"}
+{"text":"KWACB"}
+{"text":"You forgot AAA Giga Rapes AEW"}
+{"text":"Stop him when he's telling lies"}
+{"text":"Good rating for the #2 promotion. Maybe someday they can catch up to WWE"}
+{"text":"What did they see?"}
+{"text":"Why are you a pedophile?"}
+{"text":"i see lotta yt boyz kno !! we don even be talkin bout uz blakz n yo crakka ass mouth be sayin our name!!! cuz u kno!! daaaazzz rite!!!! u kno who dey be wantin when dey want sum gud dihh yall!!!!!! dey be 4 uz!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"GMS"}
+{"text":"Since when is WWE allowing this?"}
+{"text":"When did these sn*wbunnies link up?!"}
+{"text":"e-drones are subhumans"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"oh it's true"}
+{"text":"Kevin Nash and Scott Hall showed up several hours late to the Smackdown tapings in Ottawa and the first thing Nash did upon arrival was complain loudly to anyone who would listen about Rock calling him \"Big Daddy Bitch\" the night before on Raw, saying Rock double-crossed him and Nash hadn't approved that line. Considering all the times Nash went against the script in WCW, needless to say, there were lots of rolled eyes at that. Especially after showing up late also. To make it up to him, during the tag match on Smackdown, they had a spot where Nash yelled \"Who's the bitch now?\" at him and Michael Cole made sure to bring attention to it on commentary so nobody missed it, so now they're even and now everything is okay I guess. Dave says Nash and Rock smoothed things over between them later because Nash is smart enough to know that making an enemy of The Rock isn't in his best interest. But he was extremely pissed about the line."}
+{"text":"If I was Nash I would go to Meltzer's home and give hime a shoot powerbomb and cripple him"}
+{"text":"they (the pedocord aka the official aew discord server) didn't like this one"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"I was very surprised to learn that the Big Daddy Bitch meme is real. Kevin Nash is so thin skinned that he couldn't take boilerplate Rock bants? Imagine if Rock hit him with a \"Are you there, God? It's me, Diesel\" promo. He'd still be bitching about it."}
+{"text":"i imagine he was (rightfully) paranoid about getting turned into a comedy jobber. probably had a panic attack after the segment, too"}
+{"text":"regal cursed these wrestlers"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"popped my ass"}
+{"text":"isn't this dork in aew?"}
+{"text":"This guy fucking sucks so who cares"}
+{"text":"great job e-tards regal got your slop fed haunted"}
+{"text":"just woke up from a fucking nightmare where bigshow and sheamus both naked were chasing me through the arena while i was naked and for some reason i couldnt run fast and could only do a slightly quick walk it felt so fucking real and scary"}
+{"text":"All of the sudden wrestling seems kinda gay"}
+{"text":"Why would Randy do that to him?"}
+{"text":"What's more shocking is that they didn't censor it"}
+{"text":"Still less gay than the anon who dreamt of putting up drywall with Cena."}
+{"text":"I don't remember this episode of RAM. Does anybody here have the footage?"}
+{"text":"ITS TIME TO FUCK THE GAME"}
+{"text":"it's a premium encounter"}
+{"text":"if trips is actually banging her good for him"}
+{"text":"Damn even Pritchard is like \"c'mon man right in front of everyone\" by the end. I'm glad Liv earned her upcoming WM match instead of taking these cheap shortcuts"}
+{"text":"Means she's a fine lil paulbunny"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Sends the AEWtist into a frothing rage"}
+{"text":"Damn you destroyed that tranny"}
+{"text":"That port"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Must be a day ending in y"}
+{"text":"Why did TNA's AMC debut send AEW posters into such a tailspin? Aren't they supposed to be the \"good guys\" that want alternatives to WWE? Now all of a sudden they have a problem? It's almost like they're worried about something. Really makes you think."}
+{"text":"Poster* Singular"}
+{"text":"Cook em"}
+{"text":"Fear"}
+{"text":"No TV ratings but I got the AMC+ and TNA+ viewership numbers AMC+ = 200k TNA+ = 150k So that already beats Collision. As long as they draw 200,000 on TV that beats Dynamite"}
+{"text":"everyone but Kane would be blackballed for wrong think tweets from years earlier"}
+{"text":"I'm always amazed how many clips or videos get posted and it's on a random episode of RAW."}
+{"text":"No its too disney and jewed up to be anything organically fun."}
+{"text":"Yeah, watch Stardom"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Ever since TNA landed a tv deal with amc. Its been nothing but one hate thread after another. Except for me and maybe 2 or 3 other people on this board. No one has given a shit about TNA. So why now? Why do you even care? What does it even matter to you? How does this even affect you? I dont expect any of you to respond to this thread. Because you got nothing. Take your tribalistic bullshit mentally and shove it up your assess. Leave us alone to enjoy our product in piece. You fuckin' smarks."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"AEWtists must use TNA as a proxy war battleground now, simply because it's the only major wrestling TV show they have a chance of competing in the ratings with now"}
+{"text":"other way round, pig"}
+{"text":"That doesn't make any sense tranny. You can't beat Raw or Smackdown and now NXT is beating you. Your last hope is TNA. Tick tock faggot."}
+{"text":"post her butthole"}
+{"text":"Turn off your monitor"}
+{"text":"Jacy must be fucking like crazy"}
+{"text":"You should watch AAA, she's on there a bunch and she's mega over because the rest of the girls are fat goblins"}
+{"text":"Ethan losing tonight.... Smile gone.. road to Smackdown started"}
+{"text":"When it comes to the most mentally ill hangers on that exist within the peripheral of the wrestling business, Hannibal has to be the craziest fuck, right? In modern wrestling anyway. He's legit mentally retarded and thinks everything is a wrestling work. You can talk about indie wrestlers or fans or whoever"}
+{"text":"He's cured of Hep C and has been clean for years"}
+{"text":"I didn't know he was insane"}
+{"text":"I always get him mixed up with Devon Storm/Crowbar"}
+{"text":"For me, it's when he put a guy in a shoot armbar and tried to break his arm because he wanted to win a title he wasn't booked to win. I cant even hold the shit he's done against him because he comes across as legit a retarded mark that doesn't understand wrestling is fake"}
+{"text":"It's not that. He just tries to act like those old school territory heels where he does whatever he wants and goes off script to be unpredictable And he does have a point, like people call Bruiser Brody a legend for doing the same shit"}
+{"text":"hey fedophile, no bouncy?"}
+{"text":"Tone"}
+{"text":"It's the Tone Zoine, spell it right"}
+{"text":"You are not getting Jericho, tranni'E"}
+{"text":"my bad, t-unc"}
+{"text":"tuesday 9 o clock am tonin til the sun goes down"}
+{"text":"Do Joshis act like this with their bosses?"}
+{"text":"do we really need another thread about this?"}
+{"text":"Do you really need 6 generals for asian wrestlers?"}
+{"text":"fuck you, edrone"}
+{"text":"TYBM"}
+{"text":"I HATE edrones"}
+{"text":"edrones are subhumans"}
+{"text":"ive been hearing this more and more"}
+{"text":"Maika is topless now?"}
+{"text":"SLOPPY SHOP"}
+{"text":"Oh thank god. This will finally cause Dynamite to get a milly"}
+{"text":"Sounds like cope"}
+{"text":"I was agreeing with you, dipfuck"}
+{"text":"You're coping. Trying to cover for a shitty spot. Coping dweeb."}
+{"text":"jeez, chris"}
+{"text":"He worked me into a shoot when i was a kid I thought there was real heat b/w Y2J and HBK about something else,So Vince booked them to take care of it in the ring GOAT Feud"}
+{"text":"So this is why Trey Miguel got released Good fucking riddance"}
+{"text":"revenge porn Based"}
+{"text":"You are so angry lmao"}
+{"text":"He's right though. Leftists should be removed from life"}
+{"text":"Miga bootlicker swine"}
+{"text":"Do something about it then, larper crying ass bitch."}
+{"text":"Yeah. THAT just happened."}
+{"text":"TNA is a draw AEW is not a draw Where is the confusion?"}
+{"text":"Wow is this real or AI slop?"}
+{"text":"Jerk don't miss"}
+{"text":"Who cares that TNA is outdrawing AEW football is popular Cry me a river faggot"}
+{"text":"WHY NATTIE WHY"}
+{"text":"Are you ready to rock? *AUTOTUNE* Everyone's a thinkin ya hot tanight Hey girl, hebaya in ya eyes Got what ya wan Show it, so it Dough let me go Turn on da night! Can't wait, way any longa Turn on da night! Alrigh yeaah! *AUTOTUNE*"}
+{"text":"Did he win the Fightful award for best singer?"}
+{"text":"The only reason people still pretending to like this and not even earnestly is because it's sorta gotcha to WWE like \"look at this thing that is so different from what WWE did therefore it's automatically great\""}
+{"text":"I think two rings can work, but 3 is just retarded."}
+{"text":"Americans and subtlety No wonder the whole world hates you all :)"}
+{"text":"This is what they should bring back."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about gookshit"}
+{"text":"Holy Based"}
+{"text":"If Tony doesn't have a street fight or Texas Deathmatch once a week, he starts having seizures"}
+{"text":"They don't even do them every month dronie"}
+{"text":"And the Death Riders are now faces for no reason. no they aren't You don't watch the show, don't comment on it with incorrect facts"}
+{"text":"Since when is the continental classic belt defended?"}
+{"text":"e-drones melting down because the promotion that wins all the awards has nuanced storytelling and their promotion has goo goo ga ga friendship bracelets"}
+{"text":"Would 2000 be an even better year if Austin wasn't sidelined and was surely in the mix along with Rock and Triple H?"}
+{"text":"What WWE doesn’t tell you is that business was already doing down in 2000 and having Austin around wouldn’t change that"}
+{"text":"sidelined he couldn't wrestle anymore and he wasn't really wrestling when he came back"}
+{"text":"afraid so"}
+{"text":"If the rumors im hearing are true...poor Evil..."}
+{"text":"The singular iyofag isn't going to like this."}
+{"text":"LMAO"}
+{"text":"evil & danhausen tag team in nxt/aaa/tna/noah will sell tickets."}
+{"text":"popped me fr"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"yikesola this is badola"}
+{"text":"WWE, NJPW, CMLL may give out free tickets to sponsors or wrestlers’ families, but that’s a far cry from using seat fillers like AEW or giving them to randos like TNA"}
+{"text":"And it's absolutely raping TNA, kek what a bitch"}
+{"text":"When?"}
+{"text":"ooooof"}
+{"text":"comes out to a large soda"}
+{"text":"inside the triangle octagon"}
+{"text":"youre gonna have to do the hobby tonight"}
+{"text":"gotta get your food in"}
+{"text":"AJ... I don't know."}
+{"text":"well folks you're joining us here live, Jim the King Ross and good ole JL"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"uh oh our wrestlers keep getting injured and now this...I don't feel so good..."}
+{"text":"Just replace the roster with AI wrestlers."}
+{"text":"That AI dem be a cheeky bwoi"}
+{"text":"All Indians mad the art sir, we love the AEW"}
+{"text":"they still sell for that promo to this day"}
+{"text":"Dynamite outdrew Smackdown in the UK"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Oh my"}
+{"text":"A week before Christmas too. Holy fuck, the pendulum is swinging. Oh, it do be!"}
+{"text":"Truth"}
+{"text":"the pendulum is a real and verified phenomenon"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"A masterclass in fumbling"}
+{"text":"Samefag"}
+{"text":"Is it?"}
+{"text":"Maybe"}
+{"text":"Probably"}
+{"text":"I can't believe Kofi got hurt"}
+{"text":"Dumbest post on /pol/. My only hope is that you're trolling. If so, great job."}
+{"text":"If you want high risk just have the guy dodge the move? What's the matter, too high risk now? Isn't that what you wanted?"}
+{"text":"It’s a tope senton in wrestling. /pol/ Your brain is officially fried. Touch grass immediately. The problem is that three guys were supposed to catch that but kofi got 95% of the impact."}
+{"text":"three guys were supposed to catch Exactly. Get them the fuck out of there. No reason for them to stand there like idiots."}
+{"text":"the comment is wrong because I typed the wrong board name Fuck off"}
+{"text":"The main character of professional wrestling."}
+{"text":"If you can't pop the crowd at a Butlin's show, you're not a proper wrestler. That's why the only real men left in the sport are Bryan Danielson and PN News"}
+{"text":"But I will tell you face-to-face, man-to-man, how I feel about you: I don't hate you, I almost pity you. And I have no respect for you and what you've done since you've gotten here. You want this AEW World Championship? You wanna-- I don't think you understand what it means to be a champion after all these years, I don't think you get it, because it's not just about what happens in this ring. It's what happens when that red light turns off. What happens when you go back through the curtain, those small... Quiet... Moments when you think no one's watching... That's what makes a champion. You talk a big game about workers rights, yeah? Well you've shown the exact opposite since you've gotten here. I love this place! I care about this place! This is my home! And this Sunday at 'Double or Nothing' I will NOT-- I will NOT be defending this championship against you, no for the first time in my life I will be defending All Elite Wrestling FROM you!\""}
+{"text":"You can look at the ratings and attendance from early 2024 and pinpoint the moment it all came crashing down: when fans realized the biggest AEW \"stars\" are too big of bitches to make money from real life drama, they'd rather play little faggot games and leak to dirtsheets instead AEW will never regain their cool factor until they turn some real life beef into wrestling angles/stories, and redeem themselves"}
+{"text":"CM Punk was fired from AEW, you retard. He could not have \"stayed if he wanted to\""}
+{"text":"Yup That only makes it worse"}
+{"text":"The only time Hangman has ever or will ever be based. Phil is such a disengenuous, hypocritical faggot it almost hurts to look at him these days."}
+{"text":"Yeah but he was still the biggest draw AEW ever had"}
+{"text":"her ass be thinkin' she the main character"}
+{"text":"is she pregnant?"}
+{"text":"got such a strong fap from this, ngl."}
+{"text":"Smoll kitto"}
+{"text":"Will he be final 2 in the rumble or just final 4?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Why wasn’t Rhea in this season of Unreal."}
+{"text":"she was in some of iyos segments"}
+{"text":"That’s not being in the episode"}
+{"text":"Question for anyone who was at Raw last night... Did they show the MLK day vignette for the live audience? In Northern Ireland, a country that's 0.58% black?"}
+{"text":"Uhhhh Irish people are basically the blacks of whites so your stats are kinda fucked."}
+{"text":"Irish people...? In Northern Ireland?"}
+{"text":"Revolution is blowing past last years tracking. Are we seeing a pendulum swing?"}
+{"text":"Bitch Tits'N'Ass hates this"}
+{"text":"Oh yeah!"}
+{"text":"Wow"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"I cant stop swangin"}
+{"text":"What a based concept for a match"}
+{"text":"Soon"}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this match. Looks based as shit"}
+{"text":"Tony needs to get a clue and do a match like this"}
+{"text":"Worst Wrestling Ever"}
+{"text":"That actually is a really good point."}
+{"text":"Yizzzurp"}
+{"text":"Hmmmm interesting"}
+{"text":"Heh"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Raw failed to chart AGAIN"}
+{"text":"some may even say Oofola"}
+{"text":"This is not good..."}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"Jeez"}
+{"text":"alarming"}
+{"text":"There has legitimately been no build or hype for this."}
+{"text":"they cant"}
+{"text":"Most of the US was built with black, Mexican and Chinese slave labor, and continues to be maintained in large part by severely underpaid Mexican labour. Why do mutts think they have the high ground here?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the el grande americano gimmick only works if you don’t actually speak Spanish and are just an American wrestler stealing lucha libre valor."}
+{"text":"The Greatest Royal Rumble literally had surprise entrants though"}
+{"text":"Hobbs is signed and will be in Saudi, so most likely he'll be one."}
+{"text":"These two are fun."}
+{"text":"They have zero chemistry and the midget is obviously a self mark who's going to betray everyone that’s not her"}
+{"text":"But enough about Rhea and iyo"}
+{"text":"I want to have sex with both of them so I don't care."}
+{"text":"need roxanne to pull down my pants and point and laugh at my wildly flailing pp as she tramples my face"}
+{"text":"Funeral status?"}
+{"text":"What's this maneuver called?"}
+{"text":"Indeed, needs to get that bleaching done like in that Bruno movie."}
+{"text":"shut up Todd"}
+{"text":"Yum"}
+{"text":"walk in see this wat do"}
+{"text":"one of the most devastating moves today"}
+{"text":"ask if she is ok and needs assistance"}
+{"text":"Take her home with me and cuddle her and fuck her asshole"}
+{"text":"The Beauty and the Beef have arrived."}
+{"text":"how can I help Maika gain weight?"}
+{"text":"Literally my dream threesome"}
+{"text":"Think about it... they are effectively the same. In fact, RA era had even more shocking angles (Katie Vick, Ref Suicide, Custody of Dom, etc...) I think that it is a distinction without a difference"}
+{"text":"Great post"}
+{"text":"I just wanted to bump the thread desu"}
+{"text":"Smackdown the wrestling one how can we get this back"}
+{"text":"the stuff they tried seemed more shocking and groundbreaking during the attitude era. things seemed more unpredictable, especially with wcw and ecw still around. the ruthless aggression era seemed like it came from a company that was becoming culturally irrelevant."}
+{"text":"there's no way you have a job and can support yourself. just shut the fuck up because you have zero effect on these companies succeeding or failing, yet their success or failutre defines you. an entire life lived 50 rows back behind the sidelines, bragging and boasting about something you watch. you're pathetic and a faggot."}
+{"text":"Big Kaiju she's actually petite and cute I don't get it."}
+{"text":"A lil' bump for my fellow Joshi chads"}
+{"text":"the buildings are made of paper and everything else seems reusable they can't afford colored paper or cardboard and some sort of sticks and glue to hold them together?"}
+{"text":"With Maki killing it in Stardom now, I wonder how hard Shoko would kill it as well"}
+{"text":"Bro can we stop acting like she has ass honestly most of the girls don’t it’s those stupid thigh bands"}
+{"text":"She has a great ass. A great manly ass. Any guy should be jealous."}
+{"text":"She lost weight. She legit used to have a dumper on her, I saw it in person during the Nia Jax stinkface spot."}
+{"text":"Have you actually looked up the average or are you just kinda saying that?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but I get a warning in Gemini that it can't edit pictures of a public figure"}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"ANOTHER ONE!"}
+{"text":"funniest part is even those tony cockriders couldn't even pretend that aew has any actually good female wrestlers so had to reluctantly vote in the correct answer for one of the awards"}
+{"text":"iyo is above everyone else in the fed too she's an outlier not the general rule"}
+{"text":"the heel beating a fan favourite who happens to be dimeless would be bad heat nonsense pointing out AEW's failed Hangman title reign wrecked AEW's ratings means you're seething lol"}
+{"text":"yeah it would be controversial, just like roman beating cody would be so they switched it big panel + data wrecked the ratings just like everyone else. not sure if your disingenuous or stupid"}
+{"text":"gotta love the tonedog"}
+{"text":"This is the destination for all based webms, brother On tonight's docket: World Tag League finals, late-December action from NJPW, NOAH, GLEAT, Zero1 and more!"}
+{"text":"jobs"}
+{"text":"It’s a shame because he’s better than all but a few fed wrestlers in the ring but from interviews he does seem like he’s a shoot retard so you may not want him as the face of the company. It doesn’t excuse John ‘I don’t politic bro’ Cena sandbagging his match spectacularly at WM, effectively killing any possibility at the main event."}
+{"text":"When are the observer awards?"}
+{"text":"So you don't know"}
+{"text":"Winner Runner up"}
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+{"text":"This board is for author-driven collaborative storytelling (i.e., \"Quests\"). In a quest there is a single author who controls the plot of the story and who drives the creative process. They can choose to take suggestions from other posters, or not, at their sole discretion. Quests can be text-based, image-based, or a combination of the two. Drawfaggotry is strongly encouraged! To facilitate the author-driven nature of quests, /qst/ differs significantly from other boards in that the OP of a thread is considered the quest's author, and has some basic text formatting abilities: [b]bold[/b], [i]italic[/i], and color tags [red]red[/red], [green]green[/green], and [blue]blue[/blue]. Therefore, only those people willing to put in the effort to be a quest author should post threads. If you do not intend to run a collaborative story, do not post a thread here! This includes meta-threads. Dice rolling follows /tg/'s format (e.g., \"dice+2d6\" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6)."}
+{"text":"Current board settings: Anyone can post images. Anyone can use painter. Anyone can use dice & spoilers. Only OP can use text formatting. 3000 character limit. 750 bump limit. Decreased post timer to match /tg/ (30 seconds for text, 60 seconds for an image reply). Automatic permasage after 72 hours. Thread specific user IDs. Max threads per IP is 5. Standard 7 day internal archive."}
+{"text":"The year is 5 AB (After Bloom), and you live in what is now called Biltmore City, a community of survivors settled in the ruins of the historic Biltmore Estate in Western North Carolina. The year was 2009, and the time was 3:31:54 AM EST on Friday, April 10th when The Bloom occurred. In the span of 12 minutes and 49 seconds, the entire Earth experienced a super-rapid forestation of all terrestrial surfaces. Trees erupted from the ground and into full maturity, regardless of any manmade materials present - asphalt roads were obliterated, buildings were toppled, and underground structures were perforated with roots. All human infrastructure was rendered essentially inoperable and unsalvageable due to the density and ubiquity of the trees. Some areas burst instead into fields of exotic flowers, and buildings or vehicles therein were merely engulfed by vines, instead. In many other places freshwater springs surfaced inexplicably, generating ponds, creeks, or even rivers. The biodiversity of this perpetual forest defies common logic. Banyans, alders, acacias, eucalyptus, olives, and towering sequoias can all be found inside of the same ten acres, regardless of geographic location, sometimes twice or three times their 'natural' size. Animal life appeared in much the same manner, out from behind trees or from warrens revealed by new roots, equally diverse and at home in all locales. Lions now prowl the slopes of what were the Rocky mountains and pythons hang from the branches of magnolia trees in the now forested Siberian steppe. The most devastating element of The Bloom, however, was what it did to the human population. Cont'd"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2 (1d2) Community = 1 Something Strange = 2"}
+{"text":"Also, while I'm writing today, you guys ought to make some suggestions for who should be depicting Roy Harris and Magdalene Pickett. I was thinking maybe Tom Phelphrey or Wilson Bethel for Roy? Lakeith Stanfield maybe? And for Magda I'm just not very sure. Was considering Mackenzie Davis, specifically from her role in that terminator film where she has short hair. This is a callback to my days of playing/running MUSH/MUX games, where it's common practice to use IRL actors or people to represent characters for the wiki. So! Fancast away, guys, I might put it up to a vote if you guys get contentious about it but I will probably just pick whichever one feels the most right to me for who they are - a charismatic, fast-talking nut job, and a highly lethal, reserved (and sometimes short-fused) badass respectively."}
+{"text":"Also also this fucking rules dude, post links, or I will later when I have the time to find this shit, sounds baller as hell."}
+{"text":"Maybe Paul Rudd for Roy? Specifically from that one film where he looked the right kind of unkempt for a guy that lives in a post-apocalyptic forest? Idunno, I gotta run some errands, should have an update tonight."}
+{"text":"Here's Magda"}
+{"text":"Suuri stopped in front of the mirror of their office. They stared at it, noticing a few imperfections that were not here before, shades of purple, red and gray barely visible beyond the void they took great care to coat themselves with. Mortals care a great deal about appearances, both for social and cultural reasons, and in a way, spirits were no different, even if many would argue against it. Spirits will carelessly copy fauna and flora features, not as a way to fit in but as a way to cement their existence. A bird would be in the sky, a worm in the earth, a fish in the sea, by taking these shapes, the universe is most likely to recognize their existence as 'correct'. Suuri dispels the black mist around their face to reveal what's underneath. A head not too unlike a rabbit, stitched up eyes, long ears that form a toothless crocodile maw, bleeding what seems to be grey mucus. These shapes used to be more coherent, once, Suuri used to look like something. Something simple, something that wasn't a horrible amalgamation of the many spirits they killed to reach their goal. ... Suuri failed, they were very much aware of that. Perhaps one day, they could try again, under other circumstances, but their enemy was prepared now, they were expecting it, and they knew no one would be willing to take their side. Could the war be an opportunity? Times are changing in more ways than one, but would that be enough to turn the tides? Suuri missed the days where its purpose was already fulfilled. When entropy progressed as it should, but now... Now all that could be felt was M's attempt to keep the world spinning forevermore. --- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't. I just hope the hits Atlas takes won't cripple him for life or at least impede his biolab dungeon dive"}
+{"text":"I'm tempted to erect a wall this turn since they're just gonna rush us, but on the other hand this will also give time for the master to recompose himself and think of a strategy to deal with us. fuck it, let's reposition +1"}
+{"text":"Yeah ok fuck it +1, trust the shotgun"}
+{"text":"The bodyguard needs to make a complete defensive wall surrounding us to give us time to recover. (Wastes a turn, lets the assassin reload and reapply buffs as needed) This is, ultimately, a summer job. I'm not sure we should risk life, limb, or magic ability for it any more than necessary,e specially with what we promised Table."}
+{"text":"With how Atlas values magic so much, this antimagic bullshit is too important and dangerous to let pass"}
+{"text":"You began walking towards the mountain, following the faint instinct growing within you. You lowered your mental defenses slightly, just to test it. The pull grew stronger. Much stronger. But it was never enough to overwhelm you. It felt like hunger, like knowing there was a delicious meal waiting while you were starving. You were compelled, but still in control. You wouldn’t push your luck. You’d rise up your mental defenses, not giving in. The same quadrupedal Grimm nudged you from behind, headbutting you lightly. He was urging you forward. He wanted you to go up there. Curious. These creatures worked together. Pack animals, even when their forms differed wildly. They attacked together. They delighted in it. They loved the hunt. Hunt. Hunting. Huntress. You were a Huntress. What was that, exactly? You hunted things. What things? You hunted them. You hunted Grimm. So, you killed these creatures for… sport? No. That felt wrong. Too cruel. You were not like that. Not anymore. Time to reorder the pieces. You were a Huntress. You lived in Mistral. You hunted Grimm. Dizziness washed over you. Assembling this much knowledge felt like opening a floodgate. A city. A crime-ridden city. An academy. Friends. Fights. Monsters. A laboratory. A screech. The river. It was too much. Too fragmented to make sense of all at once. You steadied yourself. And then something else happened. The sand beneath your feet had turned dark and ashen. Hard instead of soft. Brittle. Something surged within you. Something you caused. What was it? You refocused on your memories, this time remaining alert to what happened around you. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The impulse was not difficult to suppress, but it was distracting. You pushed it aside, compartmentalizing it. You still had free will, and you were certain that with training it would become easier to resist whatever animalistic instinct this was. But for now, it interfered too much with you intentions to recall things about your past. You were a Huntress from Mistral. You had Aura. You hunted Grimm. Grimm were creatures drawn to negative emotions and driven to attack people. Everything aligned. The picture was incomplete, yes, but it was a solid starting point. You would learn more. About this place. About this world. About yourself. …You still did not remember your name. Damn it. As beautiful as the rising sun was, as pleasant as its warmth felt on your skin, both on the untainted flesh and on your blackened arm and shoulder, you knew you could not delay any longer. You had been unconscious for who knew how long. And those impulses urging you north? You could resist them. But maybe it would be wiser not to. Follow the impulses. Follow the Grimm horde. Something beckoned them, and it beckoned you. Whatever they were seeking, you could seek as well. Anything that might reveal more about where you were and who you were. Resist the impulse. Giving in would only empower whatever was trying to command you. There was no rush. This… ‘Aura’ thing felt good. Perhaps you could practice with it while the beach was emptier. Test it further. The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"The girl on the rock. She was still asleep. Why had the Grimm ignored her? Was she even alive? Maybe you were wrong about her. Maybe she was dead already, and Grimm did not attack the dead. Approach her and find out."}
+{"text":"pineapple on pizza aaaand there she goes as a possible option...shame, she was cute. anyways, that went as i expected it to go, not much left to do other than go back and deliver the pizza and information we got"}
+{"text":"She's cute, but we have enough of a borderline harem situation going on as-is, without bringing in a human who can't even hang out on jobs or at base. Better eat fast, then! Thank her and get back to the others."}
+{"text":"\"Canadian Bacon and pineapple is one of my favs.\" She has good taste"}
+{"text":"She's cute, but we have enough of a borderline harem situation going on as-is Good one, made me chuckle"}
+{"text":"\"Also no outside food or drinks on the tour.\" Wait, does that mean the tour offers food and drinks? Also, why is the bathroom off limits? Moaning underage \"Keyhole Kate\" toilet ghost?"}
+{"text":"The Caretaker Quest - Part 9 This is part 9 of the \"side quest\" for \"Disappearing Hogwarts\". An unofficial alternate timeline based on HeadQM´s highly praised quest, Disappearing Hogwarts. Reading the original story is not exactly necessary but heavily encouraged since this quest will contain references to it. Created mostly as a place to wait while HeadQM was away for a while but slowly evolved into his own thing. Quick recap so far: Recently graduated Ravenclaw student is hired at Hogwarts as the new Caretaker. Merlin somehow ended up inside your head. Harry Potter´s daughter died, letting Salazar Slythering (previously stuck inside her head) free to continue his quest to control The Beast, an all powerful ancient creature accidentally created by Merlin. You obtained a piece of The Beast Salazar has now escaped his child body prison. The Beast is now trying to escape under any circumstance Both you and Salazar are going through Merlin's trials in order to reach the most powerful source of magic available Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you could please roll, that would help a lot, thanks"}
+{"text":"Rolled 27, 79 + 15 = 121 (2d100 + 15) Stand your ground and fight."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 (1d100) Highest 1st roll: 67+15=82 Highest 2nd roll: 79 well, looks like you managed to beat the 2nd roll, lets see if you can beat the 1st one, good luck"}
+{"text":"almost a critical fail holy shit, you guys just keep winning somehow..."}
+{"text":"i thought we were going to lose hard on that one before HeadQM showed up lmao"}
+{"text":"It was eerily quiet and dark in the hallways of the facility, the usual noise of people wandering about and announcements being made no longer filling the halls. Jabal awoke in this eerie silence, feeling cold all over his body. He slowly opened his eyes, groaning as he pushed himself up from the metal floor he found himself on. The last thing he recalled, he was running away from Titania's chamber after finding that Titania was not there. He had hoped to get to his and Catherine's office, but something must have happened which caused a massive blast which knocked him unconscious. After getting to his knees, he felt quite some pain throughout his body, finding rubble and shards of glass having scattered around him, as he saw that he had plenty of cuts and minor injuries. He looked around, before noticing Catherine on the floor a short distance behind him. \"Catherine...\" Jabal gasped in horror, before rushing over to her. He felt quite some sharp pain throughout his legs and chest, yet he ignored them to get to his wife. He started to breathe heavily as he carefully flipped Catherine around, noticing she was quite bloodied and injured as well. \"No no no no... No, don't... don't let this happen... No...\" He mumbled in terror, ripping apart her labcoat and soon looking over her body for injuries. Most of the cuts and scrapes were minor, but he was extremely concerned by the fact she wasn't waking up for god knows what reason. He'd look in his pockets for anything he had on him which could help, before looking around for any kind of supply closet or small medical room. Though, it seemed there was not much of anything around him right now. Fortunately, as he panicked, he heard a soft groan from Catherine. He started to smile as Catherine opened her eyes and looked right at him. \"J... Jabal?\" She said quietly, Jabal nodding and letting out some tears. \"Y-Yes, my love... Are you hurt?\" He still was quite concerned, clearly fearing her being seriously injured. Catherine smiled reassuringly. \"A little bit... But, I'm fine...\" Jabal would carefully lift Catherine up before tightly hugging her. \"Thank god... thank god...\" Jabal mumbled softly, Catherine hugging him back softly. \"Are... are you okay? You look pretty roughed up as well. What... what even happened?\" Catherine mumbled, the two continuing to hug. \"I'm fine. I just... stumbled a little bit.\" Jabal quietly responded, Catherine letting out an almost silent scoff. \"Heh... So, what actually happened? I remember... running to our office, and then there was a loud bang and...\" Catherine went silent, clearly not remembering much else. Jabal finally let go of their hug, looking around a bit and slowly getting up. \"Hngh, I'm not sure what happened either.\" Looking around, Jabal would feel a gentle breeze coming from the direction leading to Titania's chamber, making him take a step back. \"I think... that things have gone terribly, terribly wrong.\""}
+{"text":"Duh, I'm being the rarted one now. Yes, that's the takeaway I took and while it doesn't say she was part of his harem, it's largely an excuse to bring up the topic with her really."}
+{"text":"I was told you guys were bad Who told her that? they weren't able to lift me Smaller than a toddler, but too heavy for a group of athletic men to lift? How much does she weigh? How dense is she? Was it ever measured? Gonna assume those wings on her back are just for show. Whilst Sibilia may be made of metal, there was no way she actually is THIS dense. Clearly, this had to be an act or of some kind to trick you. So, tell her to stop playing the fool and answer honestly. I could see her being mixed up like this for a bit, but after this long? After a death squad encounter where they tried to kill her and she could observe their reactions and hear what they said? She clearly understands language, she's trying to play us. Ask the above questions before we confront her though. As noted in  her file didn't mention rock bottom intellect. She might be so prideful that she believes this act is good enough to fool us. Maybe if she insists on playing dumb take out the plasma railgun, tell her it's a really powerful massager and to hold still."}
+{"text":"Why do we keep finding the special ed cases? I thought lobotomies were out of fashion but I guess Elbrus pulled a Roraima before everything went to shit or she's just completely delusional and constantly telling herself everything is fine when it's really not. Supporting. May as well make it easy for us. She was listed as easily manipulated as another anon beat me to the punch on, but this is an okay point. It could also just be she got hit by heavy weaponry once and realized it wasn't good for her. As for finding the blood, she could have just been told by someone and blundered her way here. In fact, I think it adds credence to her being less than an A+ student because she's here now weeks after when the blood should start going bad, refrigerated or not. If she was smart she'd have been here earlier. This is also assuming she intended to end up here given she was listed as nearby this place already anyway. For all we know she got here by luck. Lastly, her file had an addendum and was stated as having been old, worn down, and buried under tons of files. So we have no clue how long she's been stuck in solitary. Though, given she was locked away, when did Lono last talk to her? How long has it been? Was she let out at some point after god knows how long? Supporting the questions here but not the confrontation. Even if I'm wrong and she doesn't make Reika look like Einstein by comparison I think it's a futile effort if she really is that dumb and a futile effort if it's all an act because she'd stop on her own by this point if it was one I think. I'd be worried about some sort of new Elbrus ability to screw us if it wasn't for the fact her height was described to be just about where she is now which implies she really was locked up with the key thrown away. As funny as it would be to threaten her with a rail gun I don't think that's a wise idea. I don't think the other subjects with us would approve. It also depends on what the soldiers around her did. If they never outright said they were trying to kill her and she just came to her own conclusions as to what they were there for, they could have just rolled with it. Providing anyone other than the group she ran from actually talked to her in any meaningful way other than gurgles from dying to what I assume is Grise... Or just getting both the mind and literal meaning of fucked. Plus, it could just be delusion or mental degradation induced by extensive time in solitary confinement, which is a warcrime past 15 days, and knowing Elbrus and the knowledge the file on her is old, I think it's safe to say that it's been a bit longer than that."}
+{"text":"Bro just read her dialogue. She's way too eloquent to be as low IQ as she's pretending to be. For god's sake, she literally calls us a death squad instead of a massage squad or whatever she's pretending to think of us as. If they never outright said they were trying to kill her and she just came to her own conclusions as to what they were there for, they could have just rolled with it. Providing anyone other than the group she ran from actually talked to her in any meaningful way other than gurgles from dying to what I assume is Grise ??? She mentioned she was surrounded by a squad who unloaded all their weapons on her for \"a while\", then tried and failed to carry her away, then half left to presumably get their own plasma railgun, then one of the ones that remained to watch her was mean so she bounced. That's an extended period of interaction with no Grise in sight. Sure, it's possible they were carefully watching their words the whole time, and they're one of the rare death squads who try to kill subjects immediately and also don't make some variation of \"I'm gonna torture you to death!\" the first 1-5 things they say, and that she just so happened to have a mental break in solitary that had a curiously specific intelligence lowering effect. Could you really say it's more likely than her faking it?"}
+{"text":"You laid on the cold floor, eyes heavy and limbs numb. On your left, the sun had begun to set… Probably the last one you’ll witness. Second by second, life slowly drained from your body. You weren’t a hero or a savior, but you’d like to think you gave more good to the world than evil. With that final thought, you closed your eyes one last time. “O brave soul…” Or not. You stood on a clear floor that reflected you, in an empty space that stretched as far as you could see. The clouds were no longer grey, but fluffy and white in a sea of blue sky. A woman stood, no, an angel… “I beseech you to save my people. I am Lumina, the goddess of my people. What should have been your eternal rest, I have taken your soul in order to save my world.” Her wings fluttered as the golden light around her head glowed. Everything passed by so fast it was difficult to catch up. You didn’ t think of yourself as a hero either. You were a survivor. [Choose character] Character 1 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Travel to the adventurer's guild"}
+{"text":"Sorry guys no update today"}
+{"text":"no worries"}
+{"text":"While you weren’t an adventurer, you were informed by Starr that they’d allow you to join their guild. Hero or not, rules applied to everyone. So, your journey began. The king gave you essential supplies along with an allowance. You prepared your departure with Starr at an empty stable far from the main castle where few people visited. “No heroic sendoff?” Starr said. You shrugged. “It sounds nice but I’d be telling the enemy I’m moving. Besides, I have a den-den to communicate if something happens.” You pocketed the intricately carved blue and pink crystal. Starr nodded. “A wise choice. I must say you’re not the kind of hero I expected.” “You expected a shining youth with a bold red cape?” Starr chuckled. You opted for a simple medium armor: A chainmail, above that an armor called lamellar, conical helmet with aventail, and a medium shield. Back on earth, you wore light kevlar and thick layers for optimum defense and mobility. You’ve seen too many people layering themselves to protect against bites that they forgot they needed to run faster than the monsters. You tested the joints of your armor and moved around. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A musket axe I'm no weapons expert, is this a gun with an axe head attached? Rather just have a normal musket."}
+{"text":"“Plural gifts are hardly unheard of, though it’s more common that a single bloodline might have several potencies. But several children in the same family would be quite remarkable.” You put the book down as you let the thought roll around in your head. “And you’re *quite* certain they’re direwolves?” “I said so, right? Plain as day to a druid.” “That means that there are, in fact, monsters here in the North, where there apparently haven’t been in living memory.” Eva’s contented eyes snap open. “That’s- oh.” “Nor has anyone in this part of the world seen or even heard of spellcraft or other talents for centuries at least.” “Uh…” Eva sits up, chewing her lip. “That’s… not good, is it.” “Neither good nor bad, yet. But we’ll want to keep a very close eye on things over the next few weeks.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“More than now. I’ve even heard respected generals in Corellia say that martial training hardly matters against shot and shell - which is true, right up until you have to fight someone strong enough to ignore them, and your whole formation crumbles like paper. I’m sure you’ve faced that before.” “… On occasion, I’ll admit.” “It’s worse here. The old man, what’s his name? Rodricus?” “Ser Rodrick Cassel,” you supply. “Well, Cassel is the only warrior of the fourth form in the castle. I don’t think anyone else even breaks third.” That surprises even you. Warrior forms are roughly equivalent in an abstract sense to a caster’s ranks, so fifth-form is the equivalent of a caster of the third sphere. Except that anyone with arms can wield a blade or spear or bow, and practice with them until their arms break; any professional infantrymen would have to at least reach the third form, and most major armies of the world had a core of fifth-form fighters to draw on and could reliably identify talent in recruits. Guardsmen of a high noble would not have army discipline, but their skill at arms should at least be comparable. But the captain of the garrison didn’t break fourth? And without casters or even proper talents, they relied wholly on force of arms… “It’s not like they’re fighting many monsters here,” Lukas says. “I’m not surprised.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Potential tasks to consider: 1) Learning Westerosi (investing as many spells as possible into Tongues and Comprehend languages will enable basic conversationality for the whole party by the time King Robert arrives, freeing up many spells later) 2) Jumping into experimentation on the nature of this plane, and the construction of a field laboratory using whatever’s on hand 3) Working on building a trade network to acquire reagents, parts, and a proper laboratory but delaying experiments until it’s finished 4) Investing all your spare power into creating a proper wizard’s tower (using contingencies and bound summons, traps, Explosive Runes, anti-scrying defences, et c.) 5) Jumping into trying to scry on known Nightrunners - they could be here and up to something 6) Analysing local supernatural phenomena like the spells under Winterfell 7) Physically exploring the North beyond Winterfell 8) Write-in tasks. You will do most of these things a little bit, but can reasonably prioritise no more than two. (Write-ins can be more numerous if they're minor specific tasks rather than larger projects.)"}
+{"text":"1) Learning Westerosi (investing as many spells as possible into Tongues and Comprehend languages will enable basic conversationality for the whole party by the time King Robert arrives, freeing up many spells later) 6) Analysing local supernatural phenomena like the spells under Winterfell"}
+{"text":"Well, not a lot of movement, so 1 and 6 it is. Writing."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking. Some wisdom and guidance from one one-eyed man to another"}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking. I don't want to incriminate our sensei here any more than our crush, though I bet he'd be willing. A man doesn't get injured this much because he bows out of battles."}
+{"text":"Let's begin with our Sparring Match, it will help inform my thinking."}
+{"text":"you play as Argia Candente, the silver-haired Hand of Ansàrra. After proving your worth in your darkest hour, your Goddess has blessed you with many gifts. But the door to the Night opens, and the final hour looms… # # # # # # Welcome to the eight thread of Argia Candente’s thrilling adventures! Our scatterbrained, silver-haired (sporting a newly-found F-cup, by Ansàrra’s grace) Holy Knight (fully-fledged now!) with a penchant for daydreaming and less plagued by self-doubt after Ansàrra’s own blessings, on a quest to save the world from the resurgent Seven Sisters and their demonic rule.. For tomorrow dawns in darkness, and you may have to bear the light of Her sun upon your very shoulders… So, without further ado, let’s take a look at where we come from. And then let’s decide together where we are going."}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it? We did see Rosandra proselytizing to the Throneland's villagers after healing them two threads ago, Rosandra must have some experience in dealing with heathens's countless fears and doubts over Ansàrra's intentions by using more than just the threat of overwhelming violence. Your skill with your sword has greatly increased! You gain +2 for passing Rosandra’s challenge, and a further +1 for doing so with a flair (total: +3, see updated character sheet) Sweet, even sweeter to see that number in the character sheet qm (and all it took was Argia dying countless times until she memorized Rosandra's moveset like a true Bloodborne player), makes me tempted to train again just to see if Argia can get a bigger drop of blood from Rosandra, but frens come first"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"You are mostly worried about ways to save Willow herself. The real battle will inside her heart and for her heart. Has there ever been someone who came into the light of Ansàrra after abandoning it?"}
+{"text":"Has she ever faced one of the Seven? Any specific suggestions? Besides what you already know… Rosandra is terrifying and especially eager to torture apostates. I really don't think she's the one to ask about Willow's immortal soul, or prospects of living to again see the Sunbirther's mercy and set foot on Her Holy Land's soft soil. She'll just be like \"lol, no, stick her on a spike and parade her around as a warning to those who haven't strayed already.\""}
+{"text":"A soft quiet hangs over the forest as you run through the underbrush. Compared to the lobby, it felt like a heavy blanket was draped over the arena and muffled everything outside. You do your best to not break the silence with your movement as you hurry through the forest. Spawns in an arena match are static but there were a few different locations where one could be spawned in. The limited amount of spawn points meant that anyone could narrow down the location of their opponent by heading over to them and seeing if they were there. That was, of course, assuming that their opponent hadn't moved in the interim. With how defenseless you were right now, you were sure that one or two direct hits from a simple spell would be disastrous. Not to mention her aim was far better than any newbie you ever saw. It would be best not to underestimate her, especially now that she had practice. You slide behind a fallen log and go prone. You strain your ears for any sound of your opponent but the silence persists. You needed to formulate a strategy. The set up of your fight was quite simple, each of you had 3 healing potions and 3 mana potions. Not too egregious but enough to give each other a pick me up in case of a bad hit. You're not sure how well you'd be able to utilize the mana potions at the moment but the healing potions could come in handy in a pinch. You also had your ability to cheat death once per real world day. It was an ability that Serena didn't know about and you weren't really sure you wanted to use for a simple spar. Lifting up your coat, you make sure that your canister of fuel on your hip was locked in and ready to use. A quick adjustment of the wrist and the nozzle for your igniter, a miniaturized flamethrower, pops up and ready to use. You only had about 5 shots with a single can unless you decided to empty it completely for a large wall of fire. Finally, you reach down and pop off the small buckle on your belt. You flick the small lid off of the fake lighter and see the tiny grapple hook pop out, ready to fire and zip you towards your target or pull something towards you if it was light enough. These were just two of the gadgets you had built in what you hoped would be a small arsenal of tricks you could use. Even so, you weren't sure how well they could carry you now that you were playing a class without features."}
+{"text":"Fight Serena in close quarters but pull your punches. Teach her how to use her staff as a weapon not just a magic focus. Show her how to block and defend with it."}
+{"text":"Fight Serena in close quarters but pull your punches. Teach her how to use her staff as a weapon not just a magic focus. Show her how to block and defend with it."}
+{"text":"Fight in close quarters."}
+{"text":"Use your igniter and blast her with fire. Hammer in the point that a class someone plays doesn't fully dictate what they can do. expect the unexpected"}
+{"text":"Use your igniter and blast her with fire. Hammer in the point that a class someone plays doesn't fully dictate what they can do."}
+{"text":"\"To Truth and Justice!\" The toast, accompanied by sound of glass striking against glass, has been echoed by a diverse array of voices. You were not paying much mind to your own, but you've gotten quite appreciative of those of your crew: The calm barytone of Tufferson Kris, your krogan friend and colleague. The enthusiastic lilt veiled by synthetic buzz of envirosuit electronics belonging to Lea'Fari, a quarian pilgrim. Deceptively natural voice that Eve, your synthetic comrade, had chosen as her default one. And then there was a chorus of voices that you were only recently beginning to familiarize yourself with: those of the O'Riley family and their closest friends, with whom you were currently sharing a celebration in a homely little tavern at the edge of the freshly cleared green zone of the gradually reconstructed city of Klondike. \"...and to memory of those, whose souls may now rest free.\" One of those voices, an older, more subdued, continued, sobering the mood of the gathering somewhat as the cheer gave way to a moment of reverent silence. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eve recounts her encounter with Jill, as well as her ingress into Johnson's suite. \"And they simply let you through?\" You raise your eyebrow. Eve responds by adopting a pose you haven't seen her take and give you an intense look with naturally coloured eyes that sends shivers down your spine. \"I can be very persuasive.\" She says with a smirk. Lea blinks. You close your mouth. \"I believe you. Alright, what happened next? Wait, that was around that time when Robert and I were picketing in front of the compound, right?\" \"That's correct. Your disturbance gave me enough of a window of opportunity to be able to investigate the suite and secure the evidence.\" \"The primary objective.\" You nodded. \"Along with...\" You bring up your own omnitool with the brief report Eve had sent you and as you scan the list of various clues she came across, one in particular clicks into place. That was the one that was nagging you from the back of your mind. \"Cerberus.\" You mouth the word without vocalizing. Eve picks up regardless. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I went and stopped by the camp again and ran another scan on the leftover gear. All top of the shelf stuff, not something a camper would leave behind, and not quite easy to source. That speaks to me of a very particular organization.\" Kris leans in. \"I've seen some of the similar stuff around Shroud facility, back in the day.\" Shroud. The terraforming spire that used to mitigate Krogan homeworld's war-ravaged environment. An artificial miracle with very mixed history of charity, atrocity and salvation. \"You can't mean...\" \"Obviously I don't have solid proof. But I think we've come across an STG operation.\" \"Would Salarians really get that involved with human politics? Or were they after Cerberus?\" Lea asks incredulously. \"It's not just human politics, the elections that are taking place will in one way or another shape policy of entire galactic community, given how concentrated it is right now.\" Eve predicts. \"However, the other option is also possible. Didn't miss Libella mention collaboration with STG in her mission at some point?\" \"Yes… I think so.\" You nod slowly, jogging your memory. \"Perhaps we can mention it to her.\" \"Perhaps they were the third party that may have interfered with the dead drop you found mentioned.\" You venture a guess as your focus slides back towards Eve's infiltration mission. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Well, this was hardly the time to bother with such trivialities. Which begged the question - what was this the time for? This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that. This was a good time to turn in and get some solid rest before embarking on Hackett's mission. Who knows what awaits you up there, and when would be the next chance to rest? This was a good time to spend some time with your friends. Relax and enjoy the ambience. It will be back into action tomorrow. (topics to chat about encouraged as write-ins) other (write-in) Thank you, friends. Worry not, I don't believe in curses."}
+{"text":"This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that. You may not believe but it has claimed many a QM."}
+{"text":"This was a good time to call Libella before you embarked on the priority mission, especially if her duty kept her planetside. Perhaps you could do just that."}
+{"text":"Turning both towards the arriving Mu La Flaga, Allan scoffs at the Ace as Kira gives a curt nod. \"I appreciate you helping out with Maintenance with Chief Mechanic Murdoch out of Comission, Kid.\" Kira could only wince once again at the Mechanic he could only barely save back at Heliopolis, currently in a sedated recovery state after profound oxygen deprivation damages \"But you should know command gave YOU the machine, Not Allan.\" For their part the former test pilot just groaned as Mu reminded him of the reality of feeling powerless against the ZAFT assault \"Don't you feel like a bastard sending him off to fight the battles we should be having?\" Kira remained quiet as the Ace vouched for them... Obly for Mu to nod \"Says you, My Zero's operational and from the sounds you've been making while I've been doing hands-on maintenance. You can't pilot the Strike as anything other than a coffin\" Allam scoffed once again, deciding to take their leave from the hangar bay as Kira tried their hardest to resolve the Software issues the pilot assist has. His mind still clouded with guilt as he looks over their shoulder, mechanics bay overburderned as Captain Ramius oversaw upon them wearing the jumpsuit they had donned upon Heliopolis. \"I understand the apprehension, the situation's far from Peachy. But consider this, Kid.\" Mu motioned as he laid a hand over the young man's shoulder \"You're the only person who can pilot the Strike, and for now, You and I are the only ones who can defend the Archangel for however long it'll take us to reach Artemis. Maybe it's not what you'd like... But it is what only you can do\" Mu patted them before shuffling off from the Hangar bay as he made their way to the bridge, Leaving Kira once again with his thoughts. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your strategy meeting with the Le Creuset Squad over the FLUGG's role goes... Strangely aggresively. \"Yeah, I agree with Dearka, If you're carrying that firepower, why don't you just fire it at the damn legged ship and get it all over with?\" Yzak accented away into the main counterargument for the plan. \"Are you sure you're going to be safe? One stray beam shot from either us or the Strike and it could all backfire terribly.\" Nicol argued away for the inherent danger that strapping the set of rockets over-exposed from the hull could be. \"I'll take my chances, the Pilot probably still has the colony falling apart fresh on their memory, I'm sure he'll prioritize me once I give chase\" Noticing a nervous fidget from Athrun, you stare at him as he seems to realize. Steeling his gaze yet noticeably looking strained as you decide giving it no mind. \"But really? Are we just getting the Strike out and capturing it? Rusty's blood is on it! He could have-\" Dearka commented, one final objection suddenly getting to Athrun's nerve as he glared at the dark-skinned ace. \"You shut the hell up about what Rusty'd done! We're capturing the Strike and it's final!\" Athrun decided to prance out, Dearka caught offguard by the outburst as Yzak just pulled by their shoulder, deciding to prepare both the Duel and Buster for the operation... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Confront Mayano and ask about their connection to Siegel Clyne. One does not simply just drop a summons like that"}
+{"text":"Confront Athrun about the Strike... Particularly, what did he mean by \"Kira Yamato\"?"}
+{"text":"On the outskirts of a town which its settlers call Chiffchaff, but which its occupiers call Al-Duarah, there lay scattered bodies on the dry, red ground. Some are beasts and some are men, or at least look like Man. Broken, bent, frozen and burnt. Some are drained of life, left ashen husks; others have had their life bleed out of them onto the settlement’s streets. Looming over them are slate-grey walls, their gates self-sealing, and atop those walls watch impassive black masks, with eyes that see on behalf of their master: Abdul Saniʿ al-Duruʿ, Abdul Murawwiḍ al-Wuḥūsh, Abdul Alhazred the Reptilian Infiltrator. The scaly, slit-pupilled swarthy Southron son-of-a-skink who killed your best feathered friend-for-life and your shapeshifting hundun friend-with-benefits. You are Zith-Zi, Boss Bitch of the Monstrous Regiment adventuring company, and an ex-goblin ‘nilbog’ made pretty by magic… …while You have gone by a few variations on the name CZ but have most recently settled on reclaiming your ill-gotten family legacy as Carazzi Yosef: one-time demigoblin cambion, and now a transcended Pure and Empty Vessel at long last. You came to the Southlands, across the Shieldwall mountain which separates it from the north-western lands of the Paladin Queen of Hawksong. You did so not to participate in their silly civilizational clash—what various shades of humans get up to with gnolls and secret subterranean lizard-men is none of your business. You came here to save your estranged boyfriend, fellow adventurer James Efron, from captivity in a Chiffchaff dungeon... …but in the process of procuring him, you punched through the army of enslaved hyena-men to their demon-wielding human-reptilian centre: Alhazred, the devious demonist and dark wizard who bested you in combat, costing you the lives of others whom you cared for. (To say nothing of Nicolette Testa, fashion-forward illusionist-enchanter who joined your quest and lost a body via bullet-blasted brain, only to be pieced back together with an emergency effort of esoteric expertise!) (Or Denise Lilla, the cleric you liberated, who suffered a similar fate in circumstances which precluded such a happy ending for her.) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know"}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know I'm surprised that a failed roll also gets the same result as him being confirmed as unfaithful"}
+{"text":"1 post anons pls backlink as well"}
+{"text":"Yes, you need to know"}
+{"text":"I’m that tapped out oldfag from last thread, this is my first time posting in this one as this vote peaked my interest, since I’d rather not have ZZ’s relationship forever plagued by her main hangup with Effron since this quest began. , if you think it’s relevant. Been around since Izzy, so I do understand where this is coming from. Also, as an aside, the new Captcha system sucks balls."}
+{"text":"Long have you wanted to be reincarnated into another world, obtaining some cheat skill and getting a harem of beautiful women to pamper and get pampered by you. After getting hit by a truck you got all that you wished for and more! Sort of. Well, after you discovered how good intimacy felt, mostly thanks to a certain goddess you brought down with you from heaven, you couldn't help but want more of it! So you've decided to make the best life you could have in this cliched, steampunk world you now call your home... Your name is John Doe, and you're just about ready to get married to a literal Goddess."}
+{"text":"Welcome back, NotIseQM \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). I dont really see I reason to actively try turn Aila. Shame about that wedding cake and that it was destroyed. But how unlucky they were are sure their recall potion worked correctly"}
+{"text":"Welcome back. I think that's the first time I've seen an update get cut off by falling off the board. Fair reaction to having your wedding crashed by strangers infiltrating your food. We'll have to track them down next time we're in Centris. \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). There's no reason to keep Aila out of the loop and, as sheltered as she might be, she's sharp enough to catch on herself eventually. While I have no doubt she'd also like to be firmly led by us and share in the joy of bearing children, I'd rather be gentle and keep her away from Herta's other habits as the cute elf we know."}
+{"text":"Welcome back QM Your lover and best friend, though the latter made you feel a little sad for a reason you couldn't quite understand. Herta is Johns first friend \"Either way let's put a rain check on that. I'm not done with you yet.\" You said before kissing her again. (You'll talk with Aila and Herta, revealing Herta's status as the Goddess of Artifice to your elf wife). Herta and Gerty have that archetype on lock we don’t really need more."}
+{"text":"and best friend, though the latter made you feel a little sad for a reason you couldn't quite understand. Maybe it's guilt for having forced their bond at the start"}
+{"text":"You are L2S Trollslayer Fiona Jarnafeldt, and you have taken a trip across the seedy underbelly of Helsinki. What you saw down there couldn't be more different than the city up here. Humans and aberrations living together. The ruins of the old city, hidden by the construction of the stormdrains and the new city above, dinky and rustic but far more human than this sterile white alloy jungle. Children, running around. You don't see many children in Helsinki at all. So few people even have the right to have one, you haven't a clue where a school is in Helsinki, but the undercity has so many. You weren't in your right mind for most of your adventure, having pulled an extreme measure of consuming an entire package of pervitin to avoid a highly dangerous target and seek a new exit. Of course, you lost focus and consciousness, losing control and wandering confused trying to stay undercover and getting into fights. The drugs and the fighting took a physical and mental toll on you, but you're alive. You had to take a week long break to properly recover, consuming nothing but liquid food for the past few days. Now you have to get ready for the giant mutant man-eating birds that are taxonomically called the Swans of White Death that are migrating from the north. But you're not thinking about the giant man eating swans or how your drugs made you think your sword was talking to you right now. Your eyes are wide open staring at this eight foot tall nipponese lady that might just be an aberration."}
+{"text":"Percival's tone lightens up, having fond words to speak on the subject. \"About six years ago now, Kiikoinen fought one as an L2 agent. His own superior had gotten ambushed and had his weapons stolen by a teenager in a wolf pelt. The L3 could not provide an accurate description of the battle from his own eyes; he was wounded and being dragged by the ankles by beings his junior did not have the insight to see. All he could confirm was that wolven luonto had beset them both at the time of the ambush. From Kiikoinen's perspective, there was only their human ambusher and, I quote, an onset of dread so thick that that stepping close like wading through water. The stolen volt machete in their hands was the only threat he saw. He made short work of their leashmaster.\" Painting a vivid image of the scene, Blythe leans back with a chuckle. \"It's strange, isn't it? For raising our heads up to see what many remain unaware of, we but expose ourselves to more threats. But who knows? Perhaps this wisdom will help the Finns in our group. Time will tell.\" The idea of Lalli ever being a rookie is weird to you. At the same time, having seen how he \"interacts\" with luonto first-hand, you can see that encounter happening exactly as it did. You would be surprised that this encounter was documented, but given Percival has brought up Lalli's luonto as special before, it makes sense that they would be keeping eyes and ears on his exploits. The topic of the sword might be something you should not bring up at all. He's already said he was not told much about the findings of the expedition to the north, so you shouldn't leak anything. Besides that, much of what you experienced comes from a state of drug-fueled delirium, but moreover, if anything you heard was at all accurate, it's definitely something he's not allowed to hear. Where did the spirit in the sword say he was from? A city called Lilac Neen? No, no. That wasn't quite it, but it sounded something gaelic. Your memory is too foggy for a clear recollection. This isn't your sword to disclose the details from, and you aren't interested in finding out which ancient mogul or politician is imprisoned in Blythe's gun enough to trade sensitive information, so you have to call it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The trip to the penthouse where the Chicago Red Dogs' have been staying was quick and easy. The worker at the front desk was made to expect you from the sound of it, and the air was thick with cigar smoke even from the far side of the door. Not long after a humble knocking from shivering hands did the girl of the Red Dogs open the door and let you in. The greeting wanted to be warm, but there was an awkward stink in the air. Judge Damian was at the dinner table smoking a cigar. He was very visibly not pleased, but you can't imagine he's mad at you. The drone is walking around the apartment as the engineer remotely pilots it and trains its actions with his own. Captain Mikey Riley is lounging on the couch, eyeing you up as you came in. \"Hey,\" the American man says in a loud but concerned tone. \"You doin' alright?\" \"I am good enough to walk. Thanks for asking, sir,\" You weakly respond. \"Did you all get the report?\" \"Yes,\" Beth says, about to take your coat but your shuddering shoulders persuade her to let you keep it. She does a double take as she realizes whose coat that is. \"We're, uh, sorry that happened.\" You have some words they oughta hear. Ask them how the hell they let Durant slip his leash long enough to run a gunsmithing enterprise in the undercity. You thought that was what he was made a slave to avoid. Goad them into joining the swan hunt, even without the big red dog. Tell them about the banquet and learn if they were invited; there's good food and all. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Politely prod about the announcement Katriina will be making. They've been in cahoots with her for a bit, and you are involved in Undercroft projects... Return the gun. You have no use for it. Keeping the jacket though"}
+{"text":"Ask them how the hell they let Durant slip his leash long enough to run a gunsmithing enterprise in the undercity. You thought that was what he was made a slave to avoid. I want this option BADLY Return the gun. You have no use for it. But as  said, we keep the jacket. It's Fiona's spoils by blood and she keeps it"}
+{"text":"Tell them about the banquet and learn if they were invited; there's good food and all. Politely prod about the announcement Katriina will be making. They've been in cahoots with her for a bit, and you are involved in Undercroft projects... I also agree with  inntemrs of: Return the gun, keep the jacket"}
+{"text":"too many Clanker sympathizers in this thread"}
+{"text":"Clanker That is their word, you can use Clanka if you must."}
+{"text":"Doesn't seem like I even need to vote but Gunner ‘Nines’ EK-939//79 Our hunk o' junk may only barely clear the threshold for sapience but that's what gives him character. This be me. Just now realized that 2 out of 3 of my votes have been for the most robotic option possible."}
+{"text":"Excuse you. Find another verification post to hijack."}
+{"text":"trying to steal a verification is a scum move, even for a 1pbtid voting for the Bot I'm not surprised."}
+{"text":"One day at a time.... That's what the social worker assigned to you keeps repeating. It is to help with the 'rehabilitation' process or some such bullshit. They shoved you into a group home, tell you to study hard to finish your education and force you to socialize with girls your age. That woman has to know it's useless. You are going to age out of the system and get tossed within the year. What is the point? Everything has no meaning, no duty, no chivalry... This is all the fault of the Pretty Star Warrior bitches and those Arkadian Kingdom bastards! Those supernatural assholes destroyed the Sumi gang with their war over humanity and magic. It's hard to know which one did more damage. Was it the Arkadian Kingdom taking over and tainting every gangsters' heart crystal? Or was it the Pretty Star Warriors handing over all the dirty secrets of the gang to the cops after purifying everyone? Every allied yakuza in the Greater Tokyo association was furious. They issued the zetsuenjo permanent expulsion, a literal death warrant for the Sumi gang. The godfather had to willingly offer up his life and disband the gang to let his underlings off the hook. You remember digging his grave on that remote mountain. You remember the coldness of the soil, how hard it was to dig with the shovel. Hands bled and blood trickled down the handle, but you didn't stop. The grave had to be deep; it had to be proper for a righteous man. \"Azami...\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Intimidate the guy into leaving, you have the calm aura of a gangster and some old Sumi Brotherly Association business cards in your pocket... (Threatening Aura, Deception)"}
+{"text":"Kick the guy in the balls repeatedly until he falls unconscious or runs away. Violence works wonders and you've trained for it... (Self-Defense Training, Fighting Fit) Gorilla anesan. If you can't beat some retard, the supernatural stuff is out of your reach."}
+{"text":"Act all friendly like, and wrap your arm over the guy's shoulder. That way you can 'guide' him away and then kindly tell him to fuck off... (Beneath Suspicion, One Hiragana Character Difference)"}
+{"text":"seems we're going for threatening aura and deception"}
+{"text":"Does ane-san's toughness also extend to her endurance? Tarn! Tarn! Tarn!"}
+{"text":"The chase is on! There is much shouting and excitement, then the riders come a wall? A wall? Only at Mount Ao have the Kikka seen something so sturdy and high, and flat, and such a thing was made by the hand of a god. But this bears the mark of mortal hands, rough and imperfect, yet living. A kikka sets a hand on it, and the wall shudders and impales it with a spike that emerges. He howls in pain, staggering back, but hundreds of glittering lizard eyes stare at the wall in wonder. A stabbing wall!? It's poked, it's prodded, wildlife is forced into service and impaled. A stabbing wall! Rabble Riders [Communicate] \"Can you tell us about your wall!?\" They shout, hoping someone will hear. \"It is a good wall! Very stabby!\""}
+{"text":"Share Rope with Mount Ao Pagoda"}
+{"text":"Last turn The Shennong built walls on (10,25) This turn The Shennong moves to and builds a wall on (11,25) [UI] Profound Masters build a road into (8,14) as well as walls around it, prioritizing the east side [UI] Trade Diamond Fist to Thornshade/Tsss [MI] Zaraave moves to (3,27) Huang carries Zaraave to (3,26) Huang harvests Zaraave [MI] Huang feeds Zaraave the extracted pill to grant it the ability to breathe and hydrate on land Huang drops Zaraave in the dew pools Huang moves to (5,25) Pholipoly should already be at Mount Ao Convert mana to DI [MI] Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“The kikka have never bothered my mortals. I imagine they fear the consequences of making war with their neighbors. Still, trade would be a great boon for both our people. My spawn fear the water but I believe I could persuade some to build on a nearby island and learn to sail. If you prefer trade over land and have a settlement on the mainland I’m sure a road can be built but that will likely take much longer.\""}
+{"text":"MA+DI: Oltar Omnitools (Collection and metalworking double tech) Assimilating Oltar metal allows deposits oltar to be absorbed into the bodies of the Sauria, allowing omnitools to be spontaneously generated with Oltar bladed edges, conductive properties, firm Oltar hammerheads or pick-heads. With such an advantage, quickly do the Sauria manage to pick up how to mine and work oltar in conventional ways, lighting forges, refining pure oltar into bars and developing their mastery of their new abilities, as the influence of their deity allows them develop at a rapid pace MA+Mana: Cybercults (General) The prophet Ͼ-Sektek grows a mighty following of Sauria who obsessively follow his teachings, recording his sermons in great libraries, studying endlessly in their great stone halls and tinkering with the nano-machines and oltar scraps they can gather. He finds himself at the centre of a cult that worships the great machine, eyes partially opened to the truth, but only aware to a certain extent lest reality blind them. At least these tinkerers may do something of use, as on occasion they produce technological marvels that may delight all who witness them. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"On a faraway world, humanity is thriving. Across the surface of this planet, thousands of tribes have been born and most of them have fallen to the wayside in their quest to become something greater – true civilisations. Only the worthy have evolved beyond a tribal state and now they are ready, to leave their mark on the world for evermore. We are following one such civilisation, who call themselves the Croglatovic – the People of the Great Lake, in their own tongue. They belong to the Scavic, a race of people with soft faces, fair hair and blue-grey skin. Like the rest of their kind, they inhabit the Grascan, a vast oceanic forest filled with dangerous beasts and towering trees. The Croglatovic have dominated the shore of the Croglatol and the banks of the Choslitol, a great lake and the river that flows from it into the sea. Here, the forest is thin and civilisation is allowed to flourish without fear of predation. Though most of the Croglatovic still enjoy a rural lifestyle of rearing swine and tending to hives of honey bees, the city of Ancron has become increasingly important to the chiefdom. Hundreds of men and women now work as artisans, copyists and couriers. Instead of growing or butchering their own food, they pay for it with toroc, the shell money that serves as the civilisation's currency. Urbanity is taking hold. Yet the chiefdom still clings to its faith. The Croglatovic have devoted themselves to An, the Allmother and the source of the divine energy that flows through all living things – Drocrom. Though the sisterhood of priestesses known as the drobrac oversee the worship of Allmother, the chiefdom has other gods. Il, the Great Father, the first son and first lover of An, serves as her masculine counterpart, while the Four Winds govern the natural world. The most notable servants of Il are the Brulicruvic, the Truthguard, the warrior caste of the Croglatovic. Armed with spears and dressed in shining scales, they defend the Croglatol from Grovic thieves and foreign raiders. As the chiefdom comes to rely on bronze rather than copper, these soldiers will have to adapt and embrace new technology. Will they find success in this new age, or will they fail the civilisation that they serve? The warriors aren't the only ones who shall be challenged by the shifting status quo. The wily merchants of the Croglatovic might have more avenues for exploitation than ever before, yet they also have to deal with more competition. The Glalividul and Anidan, the chieftain and saint who rule over the chiefdom, may struggle to manage the increasingly clever Glavic, the council of headsmen and patriarchs who serve them. Great change awaits this civilisation."}
+{"text":"Demand more territory. They are on the backfoot, and our new warchief is too bloodthirsty to be content with the coasts alone."}
+{"text":"The messengers are to return to Blutuskan with the demands of the Croglatovic – the chiefdom requires more territory than the remainder of the river and a narrow stretch of coastland. Everything south of their hidden city should belong to the chosen children of An and Il. Though the Windborn bristle at this suggestion, they allow themselves to be escorted away from the House of Truth and back to the boat that brought them. It shall likely take a month for them to return, with the decision of the warlord. Meanwhile, far to the north... The Croglatovic host led by Roslarul has rampaged along the northern territory of the Shagodalek unopposed by any Windborn warriors, yet the people who dwell here are more spirited than those closer to Blutuskan. They cheer at the prospect of freedom, only to resent their liberators when they are compelled to hand over whatever food they might have. Along this storm-wracked stretch of land, even kilometres away from the ocean, crops struggle to grow and livestock have little to eat aside from hardy grasses. The people here have little choice but to rely on the bounty of the sea, feasting not just on fish but on seals, small whales and even penguins. It is not a diet that agrees with the Croglatovic palate. Still intent on marauding across the lands of the Windborn, these invaders are unaware of the negotiations occurring closer to home. None of them have seen the great lake in over four months. As far as they are concerned, their task remains the same – they must break the will of Shagodalek and in order to accomplish this, they have elected to starve the zealots into submission, along with their subjects. After coming across so many abandoned fortifications over the past several weeks, the Croglatovic host at last arrives at an inhabited stockade near the edge of what was once Shotolak territory. The Windborn here have likely been left behind to watch over the subjugated Riverfolk, to make sure that they don't revolt against their masters while the Shagodalek at war. However, on this day, they have far more to contend with than rebellious rabble and just like the invaders, they have no idea that a truce is being negotiated far to the south. They bellow curses at the Croglatovic from the safety of their fort, even though they are outnumbered at least five to one. It does not take long for Roslarul to punish their hubris, by ordering an assault on the stockade. I am rolling dice+3d100 and accepting the best roll to determine our civilisation's success. We will need to beat a target number of 23. The more we beat it by, the greater our victory. The more we lose by, the greater our loss."}
+{"text":"Rolled 97, 29, 26 = 152 (3d100)"}
+{"text":"The Croglatovic win against the Shagodalek by a difference of 74 – they achieve an Absolute Victory. The civilisation gets -2 Population. The civilisation gets -1 Military Reserves – 1 dead and 0 deserters. The civilisation gets -1 Standing Military – 1 dead and 0 deserters. The civilisation gets -8 Military Reserves temporarily due to wounds. The civilisation gets -1 Standing Military temporarily due to wounds. Assault might be the wrong word. Like the defenders of the palisades far to the south, Roslarul has learned of the Windborn proclivity for close quarters combat, especially after the many failures of Trupatal. Engaging the warriors of Shagodalek at the choke-points that lead into the fort would be unwise, so the chieftain simply orders the Brulicruvic to keep their distance and hold the line, while the Croglatovic bowmen behind them pepper the Windborn with a hail of arrows. It only takes a few volleys for the Shagodalek to lose their nerve. Rather than stand beneath a rain of projectiles and wait to die, the zealots eventually charge out of their fort to meet the Truthguard in battle, only to impale themselves on bronze-tipped spears. The defensive formation of the Brulicruvic effortlessly fends off these savages and before long, over half of the defenders lie dead or wounded, their bodies pierced by spear and arrow alike. Even warriors as ferocious as the Shagodalek know when they stand no chance – rather than charge out of the stockade and into the jaws of certain death, a hundred of them lay down their weapons and beg for mercy, having witnessed how easily their comrades fell to Croglatovic bronze. Not that Roslarul spares them. They are too far from the Croglatol to be sent back home to serve as slaves, nor does this new chieftain have enough mercy in his heart to allow these savages to flee to Blutuskan. He has every last one of them executed, so that his soldiers might feast on their blood. The civilisation temporarily gets +5 Happiness. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Should they try to convince their new chieftain to return to the Croglatol before it's too late, or will they kowtow to Roslarul and do his bidding without complaint? The invasion could follow Roslarul's plan to the letter. This will likely take many more months and success is far from guaranteed – but if the chieftain's plan is successful, the Shagodalek will be no more. The invasion could seek out the city of Blutuskan now. No need for any further marauding. The army should push through the old forest in search of the hidden city of the Windborn, so that they might conquer it. The invasion could liberate the last of the subjugated villages. Some of the oldest Riverfolk have lived long enough to remember the days when their tribe was free. They deserve to experience freedom once again – in exchange for their food, of course. The invasion could retrace their steps along the coast and return home. There's no need to risk a dangerous journey through the deep woods. It's better to go the longer, safer route, even through there will still be attrition. The invasion could take a shortcut back home through the Grascan. Provided that the host doesn't get lost on its way through the forest, this should lead to a much shorter journey and far less casualties – hopefully. Follow Roslarul's plan to the letter. Seek out the city of Blutuskan. Liberate the last of the subjugated villages. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lytek was, like most work days, sitting behind his desk. The God of Exalted stroked his white beard after penning a recommendation for a Lunar Exaltation, reviewing his work. Satisfied, the grandfatherly god smiled, and put the letter in his filing cabinet, where a copy would be instantly made and transmitted to Luna. A knock came on his door, and Lytek looked up. “Come in,” he called, raising his hand to both open the door and ready the chair, all without standing. He moved his piles of papers to the sides of his desk, ready to meet this visitor. But it was not a visitor, but his assistant and daughter, Lysidore. “Father!” She said, rushing into the room. “We have an emergency! A whole circle of Sidereals were killed!” Lytek's eyes bulged. He stopped himself from asking details - he could learn them after his work was done. On cue, he heard five thumps in his locked cabinet. The Exaltations had arrived. “Here,” he said to Lysidore, reaching under his desk and offering his cleaning implements to her. “Help me prepare them.” The graveness of the situation pulled down her excitement. Father had never asked her to help him in his duties. Not like this. She grabbed the tools and pulled a few files from the top of his short stack, labeled “Sidereal Exaltation Candidates.” Lytek unlocked his cabinet and five small will-o'-the-wisps floated above his hand. Amber, cerulean, crimson, emerald, ans violet - one for each of the Castes. Pure Essence, empowered by the Five Maidens of Destiny. “Quickly,” he said, “there should be some Dragon-Blooded ready to be lifted to the stars.” In a frenzy, Lysidore spread out and looked down at the files she pulled. All were dynasts of the Scarlet Empire. “The Bronze Faction will have something to say-” “Not when it's this many at once,” Lytek grinned, his white beard moving with his cheeks. Grudges from the Solar Purge still persisted among the gods, especially he who was held back from his duties. The blades of Sidereals held Lytek in check as the Solars extracted and imprisoned his charges. It was a gamble for Lytek, but potentially denying one Dragon-Blooded for the Bronze Faction to steer was worth it. Even better if this Sidereal-to-be did not join the Bronze. Besides, four more Sidereals would join. It will be noted one was a dynast, but it will not be an outrage. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Integrity Athletics Bureaucracy"}
+{"text":"Bureaucracy (knowledge of resources, the logistics to move them, and legal codes) Socialize (how easily you make friends, allies, contacts) Melee"}
+{"text":"Socialize (how easily you make friends, allies, contacts) Melee Bureaucracy (knowledge of resources, the logistics to move them, and legal codes)"}
+{"text":"Rip quest? 20 more years of the Exalted and WoD Quest Curse!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"I pray for QM and wait, poor dude must have gotten hit bad by the curse"}
+{"text":"Today was supposed to be a day like any other, with boring lessons from teachers that seem to despise their students. That is, until you saw her. She was one of the seniors, and was just going about her day, smiling and chatting with her friends. Thing is, she was completely nude. The even more confusing part? No one seemed to notice it. Everyone was completely oblivious to it. What do you do? Confront her Ask other students or teachers if they notice it Tail her for a bit, see what you can find Other (fill in yourself)"}
+{"text":"+1 interesting quest, but the last vote being 3 days ago and op's last post being 4 days ago seems like a redflag to me"}
+{"text":"Typical, another quest goes bust under 50 posts."}
+{"text":"dice+10000"}
+{"text":"Options field. Just below Name, above the post field."}
+{"text":"alright thanks"}
+{"text":"You're a monster. Harsh but true. You, Kyle Mercer age 23, are a monster. Take it from me. Real recognizes real. Sure, it's not entirely your fault. You didn't used to be this way, but let's be honest with ourselves here: the difference between you now and the Old You is that the New You just doesn't care anymore. Peel away the skin, strip away the gossamer thin wrappings of civilization and society, and what do we have underneath? A creature of instinct. Hunger and hate. You. A monster."}
+{"text":"\"She what?\" Candi asks, eyebrows raised. Her brother keeps getting weirder. No reason to stop that progress now. You invite the Sacred Form. Eye closed, in breath. It comes over you like the tide. Muscle swells, bone hardens and lengthens. You hear Candi gasp and then you hear her heartbeat. All your eyes flicker open in sequence and you see the world with a razor sharpness that you found you missed. Now that the blade is drawn it can only be quenched with blood. \"Follow,\" you growl in a voice that sends a shiver up Candi's spine. \"O-okay.\" You glide past her and to the trailer door. You press a forepaw to it and push, feeling aluminum warp and then crumple like tin foil. You push your way inside into darkness. You smell fear, blood, perfume, sweat, everything at once. It's overwhelming. \"Fucking shit,\" a voice you didn't expect says. Not David. Arthur. He's standing by the hallway door staring at you like a deer facing oblivion. You can't help but smile at him, saliva dripping onto the carpet below, eyes wheeling in their sockets to take him in. He doesn't recognize you, but he should. This form is truer to yourself than the skin you cloak yourself with. \"Fucking shit!\" Arthur says again. He backs up and draws a gun from his waistband. You bound forward and hit him, claws first. His right arm comes away like tissue paper. You feel the bone twist and sheer, meat ripping easily. His screams are a delight as they wash over you. You quiet them a moment later as you clamp down on his head, squeezing, crushing. Only through tremendous force of will do you stop yourself from finishing him so quickly. You promised Candi some fun and you can't do that if everyone is dead. \"Arthur?\" David calls from another room, voice trembling with fear. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Tough call. Kill him and it fits with the last sacred form attack. Less complications. Candi already has Arthur. Capture him and we could get some real info out of him, maybe even sacrifice him which could mean more powers? Unless that is also reserved for bigger fish."}
+{"text":"Kill him now I'll just say kill him for now"}
+{"text":"Capture quickly him before he can get away We promised Candy some fun, let her kill him"}
+{"text":"Capture quickly him before he can get away Collect them both for a Candi double kill"}
+{"text":"All preparations are over. No more distractions. You gotta get the plan underway. The main objective is to drag the head of the mafia (Gianluigi Youhao) out of his own little bunker. Thrust him into the spotlight his men are creating, and let the law enforcers do their job. This is the only way he’s going to face justice before he moves to a safer place. No other window of time. No other opportunities. The first part of the mission is to go through the hidden passages in the sewers that lead directly to the Youhao Clan Headquarters. Celia knows the way through these catacombs, and the base like the back of her hand. “Hey, hey, who died and made you queen? You’re not coming with us, are you?” Celia slips out of Lydie’s friendly arms. The eccentric fan club leader ended the last thread holding you both. “Haven’t you noticed?! We’re divided into two teams. We need our beautiful flame wielder!” Lydie points at you and Rora. “Our intrepid yet sneaky thief!” Lydie points at Crossbill and Celia. “And the wildcard with exceptional athleticism!” Lydie points at herself and Matilda. “You know, the essentials!” “So, we are, like, me, Crossy, and Mat?” Aurora is doing the math. You can tell she’s serious since she’s using her fingers. “Count me in.” Matilda is so ready to kick some butts. “Sounds arbitrary, but eh, there’s no idea I can’t make work. Welcome to the best trio, Mat.” Crossbill sees no issue. “Your trio has nothing on us.” You get competitive with your bestie. “Tell ‘em, Celia.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You’ll take Youhao to the police as the plan stated. Meet with Judith!"}
+{"text":"At Fort Lydie & Celia, big decisions are being made during this intermission between mission stages. With a drink and a snack on hand, the briefing begins. “This should be quick. Teams stay as they are with an added pack mule.” Vera leads the meeting, and points at the fit duo, aka the pack mules. “We got Youhao, Liu’s team deals with Sasha. Any questions?” “So this is the one with eternal potential? Can’t say I’m impressed.” Lydie pokes Sasha’s face. “We’re totally meeting with Giorsal then?” Aurora asks. “Y-Yes! She’s waiting for us at her home for the demonic extraction.” Liu reads her notes from her phone. “Sounds simple enough.” Crossbill nods along. “Any news on Spooky?” “She’s coming over as we speak. She’ll travel alongside you, Crossbill.” Liu adds. Odetta returned to her body to be here in the flesh! Seems fairly unnecessary, but haters always go the extra mile. “Cool! What’s on our end then?” You wonder. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lydie."}
+{"text":"Matilda"}
+{"text":"Matilda"}
+{"text":"Finished updating the notes today, most of the relevant notes in both controlc and pastebin of characters, powerlevels, etc are now up to date."}
+{"text":"Right on brosef"}
+{"text":"Is world like Pandora from Avatar somewhere in Universe 7? If it exists was it already conquered by PTO or is it undiscovered? Or maybe it is in another universe? Quite possibly. Or, you know, maybe Karn's son who helps with matters regarding the dead and has history with that particular demon clown and needed backup... You are right. That makes sense too. someone who's gotten a roughly-equally powerful boost recently Chaya wonder how Raditz is doing with his new responsibilities... I wonder that too. When it comes to being a father. Would having Raditz as your father be most similar to having Vegeta as your parent? Or perhaps it would be more similar to Goku or maybe Bardock or Karn or Turles or Nappa or maybe Chilli? Or is Raditz so different that he is unlike any of them? By the way it appears that average humans aren’t usually that strong and their potential when it comes to power level is very small when compared to average Saiyan. But then I remembered mutants from X men. Some of them are actually very powerful like Apocalypse. I wonder if all humans across all universes have potential to become mutants like X men? Can it happen to Batman? To people that live in Metropolis? Can it happen to people from the Earth that Bulma and Gero were born? Or is this available only for those humans that live in a certain planets in Universe 6? I remember you said that things from Marvel are in Universe 6. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Hadn't realized how much I needed just a weekend off. Slept past noon Sunday. Feeling recharged and ready to get back to it! It's possible. Could be in the distant past when the universe was more united under the Republic, before Buu. Or just another universe altogether. But that world does have one key feature; its planet communicates with far more than just its guardian and champion. Someone made ready for your family to interfere, but didn't account for your newfound power. We may see how Raditz is doing as a father eventually. Also added his daughter Chadani to the powerlevel sheet. Gif related. Humans are... Different, in that their potential is near-limitless. As a species. But they have a less explosive growth potential than other races. They're almost akin to the Flood or Slivers, in that they can incorporate other species into themselves over time. Hell, in DB Online, Saiyan blood had spread through so much of the human race in the 216+ years since Goku & Vegeta that humans could go Super Saiyan. With less that 1% Saiyan blood, you can go Super. Imagine what other traita humans picked up from other worlds and interbreeding with other species after Buu's rampage destroyed the Republic? It's why a lot of aliens are essentially human+. mutants Indeed. Or how just getting un contact with a radioactive shard of a planet King Cold destroyed centuries ago landed on one Earth, and Stand users were born. The Xmen and Marvel-verse are U6, but other human-inhabited places develop their own powers and abilities, based on outside stimuli."}
+{"text":"So, going off that logic, a Human Saiyan hybrid would have explosive growth comparable to a full blooded Saiyan, while also retaining a similarly high potential to baseline human?? I guess that explains Gohan blowing past Goku (for a time) before his balls dropped."}
+{"text":"Whatever lets us carry more grenades for anti-personnel action in next mission Veteran level Physique would let you take a second weapon or say a bandoleer of grenades instead. You dont currently have enough points to unlock that yet. If you used power cell armor that would also unlock the second weapon slot. Hacking Medical You could use the remaining days before next mission start for intensive training to raise your skill level in one of these fields."}
+{"text":"Gone to work! Hacking Medical With you being back at the fleet you can also spend 1000s on memory imprinting and training time to guarantee reaching basic level for one of those before the next mission."}
+{"text":"Point in Stealth"}
+{"text":"What category do you want to assign your skill point to? Ranged Weapons, also do this spend 1000s on memory imprinting medical"}
+{"text":"I am good with this"}
+{"text":"You are a young woman, who one day wakes up invisible. You don’t know how, you don’t know why, and maybe you don’t want to know. In this story, you play as the invisible girl. Maybe you want to know why this happened and find a way to turn back. Or maybe you don’t want to visible just yet, and take full advantage of your status. But first, who is the woman? Name: _____ Age: : _____ Appearance: : _____ Location (where does she find out she’s invisible?: _____ Background (who is she?) : _____"}
+{"text":"It clicks"}
+{"text":"It clicks This quest is probably dead, but I'll throw in a vote."}
+{"text":"Name: Willa Wesp Age: 23 Appearance: pic related Location (where does she find out she’s invisible? fell asleep during a study cram in university, she slept through the entire night and all of her test everyone looked for her and thought she was missing tried to tell them when she was in the library people thought she died and her ghost haunted the library"}
+{"text":"that entire backstreet Are you looking for (you)s? Also what the fuck is up with these captchas?"}
+{"text":"As for actual location I don't give a fuck. Make something up faggit OP also Brapton anon this pic related is you"}
+{"text":"Isn't the only joke in Queen's Blade how horny it is? For the record, I don't +1 the grope-ghost."}
+{"text":"Yes but QB is really good at it. At least the first two seasons, the rest are meh."}
+{"text":"I neither. I'd prefer we play a guy character, but failing that I'd +1 a different background."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"This, and adding VI and \"Thunderpennius\" at the end of his name There are enough goonbait quests here, not enough badassery and basedness in here."}
+{"text":"In Cultural Evo, you will control a small but growing tribe, interact with other tribes, and watch as culture, belief, and tradition evolve over time in response to events, scarcity, and contact with others. You may form alliances, enforce taboos, invent rituals, start wars, or disappear entirely. Lets start simple. We got three tribes. Three people can control a civilization at a time. We will begin when at least 4 players have assigned themselves to a tribe. Tribes are assigned first-come, first-serve. Next post I will show you what traits are and how we play with them For the real OGs this is a revival for a series of threads that I loved over almost a decade ago."}
+{"text":"Voting to start milking the horses and yak-sheep for delicious milk. Diplo Action: Leave milk out for the Fey. Offer the Tide Tribe milk for free. Leave some milk out for the Ash tribe on the border, because milk is a gift from the gods and we won't withold this gift just because of a little war. Milk for everyone. If some other Wind tribber wants to do something different, I'm fine with that too."}
+{"text":"Milk for the masses, yay, ty! How do you react with regards to our diplomatic action? [>Offer the wind tribe to establish a permanent goods trade, trading mortar, fish and bearduck parts for wood and wool]"}
+{"text":"Yes, the trade is good."}
+{"text":"The wind blew forlornly through the abandoned forum."}
+{"text":"And the tide receded and ebb came to last forever."}
+{"text":"This is Bill He is King of the Hill Challenge him in battle for the right to rule this mound Rules of battle are thus: KOTH and the Challenger each roll 1d6 The current streak is added to the Challenger's roll The winner is the one with the higher value, KOTH wins a draw The winner may take the items of the loser To join post your Challenger with an accompanying image or description Choose a starting item with one of the following stats +1 die +2 pips +3 value +1 item Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Penguin down! Someone should reboot it."}
+{"text":"Rolled 4, 2, 3, 1, 10 = 20 (5d10) \"U-un mecha??\" Such a monstrosity is NOT allowed in the crayfish's kingdom! Even if it's, well, kind of cool...."}
+{"text":"Cirno got brain freeze!"}
+{"text":"Look Out: It's Strahd Von Zarovich! He brings with himself a lot of mommy issues crystallized in a Portrait of Tatyana (+1d) and the deed of vampiric ruler of the land of Barovia (+1d)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 5, 5, 1 + 7 = 18 (3d6 + 7)"}
+{"text":"Hey, hey people. Yog here. Recently, I have been consuming works of the highest form of literature, which is to say: isekai light novels. Now, you might ask me: \"Yog, how can you consider this low brow weeaboo garbage literature, let alone its highest form?\" and aside from all literary works being the ramblings of people half as clever as they think they are, I would answer you this: There is something beautifully self-indulgent how the genre is delightfully unapologetic in serving up what the readers desire. The readers want a protagonist they can reflect their personalities onto? Well, this guy's personality has been polished away to a mirror sheen. They want a loving harem of 10/10 beauties with chests that come in all shapes and sizes? A new girl will be produced to specifications with each passing volume. They want to uplift the ignorant savages into the modern era? Don't you worry, no one has ever conceived of crop rotation, let alone the four fields system pioneered by Charles Townshend in the 18th century. Every minute detail catered to the whims and fetishes of the readers, with the most popular garbage rising up to the top of trash heap and receiving the honor of an official publication. We do in fact love to see it. We love to see it so much, in fact, that today I have decided to engage in a little bit of isekai nonsense myself. Just a little, though. Mrs. Yog-Sothoth doesn't like it when I poke too many holes in the fabric of the space time continuum. She says \"Yog, my dear, you keep doing that and the whole universe will unravel\", and who am I - a humble streamer of the 21st Dimension - to argue? After all, my dear wife is many things: tallow skinned, silver haired, the sole heiress of some simply huge tracts of land in the state of Massachusetts, a loving sugar-mama with a very generous trust fund (thank you Old Whateley for your wise investments), possessing of an adorable horn growing from her brow, with bags under her eyes from the countless sleepless nights from... let's call it \"knowing the unknowable\" and move on. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?"}
+{"text":"Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P."}
+{"text":"Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there. griff he"}
+{"text":"Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P."}
+{"text":"A shame that this died early"}
+{"text":"Humanity has spread out into a massive sprawling empire throughout the galaxy. The edges of the sprawl remain poorly guarded and sparsely settled after all humanity throughout a thousand stars has always been alone save for their own creations which once waged war against them. This is no longer true now an unknown force has begun to attack sector 63 and other sectors and it is up to poorly supplied and desperate sailors to hold them back. You are the Admiral of the naval fleet of sector 63 one of nearly a 100 rimward sectors on the edge of settled human space. The war has finally turned in humanity's favor the once unending horde of bird ships, who you now know are called the Argono have finally ebbed away. The war is not yet over for yourself; a large enemy fleet has formed and seems intent on finally ending your harassing attacks by striking your home port of Carth. In the last few weeks you've been striking the main body of the enemy fleet in an attempt to weaken the blow that will fall on your home. Your fleet soon arrives at Cartha having finished your last ambush you should have at the current rate of enemy advance roughly a week before they arrive here. A significant minefield greets you at the jump point exit hundreds of the dangerous weapons scattered in a circle around the point. A signal from the fort which is visible from the jump point is the next thing to greet you, a friendly greeting from Colonel Roose who is legally in command while your gone. It also includes a request for a meeting at some point. The defense of Cartha can be broken up into three distinct types: static defenses like the fort and mines, naval in the form of ships and torpedo boats operating out of the fort and finally the army which currently mans the fort and holds several positions on the planet. Which to visit first? The fleet The army Static defenses Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Try to protect him with the picketline and heavy cruisers"}
+{"text":"Seconding"}
+{"text":"Also maybe we can have someone tow him. Point is, this is the big one. No retreat. No remorse. Victory or Death. We can't deal with him abandoning ship until the birds break or die. If we can tow him out of the line of fire, thats preferable, but he has to keep that ship working even if it is slow. And I am not sure the sailors are gonna wanna evacuate into an active minefield anyway, let alone the fact that we still don't know if any of us are going to be around to pick them up when this is done."}
+{"text":"Rolled 72 (1d100) Order Jenkins to reverse up. If the guns are still firing then this can be another part of the new fixed emplacements around the fort. Order all non-essential staff to evacuate the ship. along with towing it seems could I get a 1d100 best of three please"}
+{"text":"Rolled 56 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"You are planning to murder somebody. You are an unassuming person of 28 years of age. You would consider yourself well-educated and quite cunning. No significant other in your life. You work four days a week in an office for a cookware company in Scholton, a nearby town. You would not describe yourself as particularly empathetic or emotional, and the idea of killing someone strikes you about as unsettling as the idea of shooting a deer in a hunt. What kind of killer are you? Detailed plans and schemes, creative deaths. I have a complexity fetish. Impulsive and brutal. I make a mess. Sadistic and drawn out. I just want them to hurt for a long, long time. Sexual. I’m a slave to my impulses. Aren’t we all? Simple and efficient. No frills. No fuss. Quick kills but I leave clues and evidence to taunt the police and public. I want a chase. I want to be seen."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi. I would never want to place myself anywhere near the scene with an alibi, but access to the forest is good. Cameras are a problem, but it's something we're going to have to learn to deal with. There are two types: DVRs and cloud. DVRs are preferable as one could remove the micro SD cards from the cameras and dispose of the DVR and harddrive, but their absence is itself evidence of foul play. Not sneaky. Cloud storage doorbell cams are limited in coverage but virtually impossible to erase once they've captured an image. Killing the power would disable the cameras if they are not connected to battery reserves such as an integrated home security system, which some are, but most people cheap out and avoid the expense. At our skill level this is likely the best bet for now. Gain entry, strangulate victim, cut power at the breaker, remove victim from premises to woods, return to home, restore power, leave the way we came with any evidence, return to woods, and use knife to butcher the carcass of the victim. We can bury fillets of human meat to decompose quickly, and transport the skeleton in a trash bag for crushing, steaming in a pressure cooker, blending, and pouring down a storm drain later."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi. Cameras are annoying"}
+{"text":"Last house on the road out of town, neighboring the highway overpass. Covered by the shade, but no easy access to the forest. Very likely a poor area. Probably few cameras but also never peaceful."}
+{"text":"House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi."}
+{"text":"You're not responsible for your players' dumb choices OP. Just write it. They wanted to be retards and leave the gun at home so they can deal with the consequences. We're gonna have to breach through a window to avoid the cameras most likely, and then deal with whatever is inside."}
+{"text":"Something shook the blackened acid-metal surfaces of the cylindrical capsule - the piercing tip breached its way into the fleshy and distinct cavity. Inside of the transverse was a number of crystal tubes, pressurized with yellowy chemical sleep - helpless figures inside. Each was clad in a tight elastomer suit, covering the mid thigh to the shoulder and lower jaw, with a circular cutout from below the ribs to the upper pelvis. The suits dug into the skin, the flesh beneath bloated with chemical sleep - several, in fact, had grotesquely filled the tube in entirety; gurgling and moaning as they suffocated, pressed against the crystal. A few did survive - recent memories crudely wiped, and re-implanted with the nature of their mission: Primary goal: Destroy the Furnace Record Secondary goals: Kill Pontainlou, kill Germfather Gustav, destroy the Gas Injection Depot. Any agents that survive to complete the primary goal, will be psychically broadcasted directions on how to be safely extracted. Completion of secondary goals will reward additional pardons and indulgences. Surviving agents: Fusil - Grapevine Cult Psychic Description: A grotesque mystic of the apocalyptic Grapevine cult. Believes in the great coincidence and upholds the cult doctrine. Skin is pale grey like all clones, lips are drawn back from drinking tumor wine. His forehead is engorged from his overdeveloped brain. Skills: Knows basic psychic abilities. Marmora - Insect Ranch Midwife Description: Buxom farmhand from an insect ranch, where creatures are grown for repurposable biomass. Skin is pale grey like all clones, her hair is wiry and curly. Body is muscular and disproportionate from rearing mammoth grubs. Skills: Immense strength. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cross upon the hill’s crest and bypass the commotion. Give Linter the smokes"}
+{"text":"[Cigarellos lost] Gentle Giant sisters.... it's... over."}
+{"text":"+1 We need more aura, sound insteresting. - Support calltoaction.now"}
+{"text":"Don't you have a story to tell? (Story to tell?) Don't you have someone to kill? (Kill?)"}
+{"text":"Approach via subterfuge and attempt to incapacitate the jackboots, wringing the prole for information."}
+{"text":"It is the 27th of July, 1944. The 4th Armored Division prepares to take Coutances. You are an M4 Sherman tank and its crew, at the tip of the spearhead. Who are you? Tank Type: M4 Sherman (Early) (75mm) Tank Name: _____ Commander: Sgt _____ Gunner: Cpl _____ Loader: Pvt _____ Driver: Pvt _____ Assistant Driver: Pvt _____ Write-In Names Write-In Backstory if it fancies you"}
+{"text":"Rolled 36 (1d100) here goes nothing"}
+{"text":"Rolled 46 (1d100) [barking intensifies]"}
+{"text":"Rolled 32 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 9 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"So did you roll behind the scenes last time we lost a tank or was it simply destined to happen? Everything outside the narrative is done with a ruleset I've taken from a board game I own. When you lost the tank, and everything that's happened \"mechanically\" up to this point, has been rolled for, in some way or another. Everything \"narrative\" is my own writing and doesn't conflict with the rules much. Are certain rolls going to be higher = better & certain others lower = better? Expect most rolls in this game to be lower = better. Are rolls going to be best of 3, or just however many rolls are made, one will be chosen? Kinda more \"go with the flow\" with this one. Still figuring that out myself, sorry."}
+{"text":"\"We can go together. I've learned from Kimble and Grey as much as Hawthorne. I think I could learn from you too.\""}
+{"text":"As a longtime /co/ dweller I'd like to point out that Apokolips is a Marvel villain iirc. Are we getting some kinda meta crossover hints or red herring?"}
+{"text":"Not a big Jack Kirby fan are ya?"}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"reserved only for the most dire of situations. Yep"}
+{"text":"\"Obviously I didn't eat it, genius!...That's just what I heard.\" Kiro stretched his arms, as he prepared for another exercite. Most people might think being a loader is some easy job, just passing things along, barely even really fighting...but it turns out cannon shells are heavy! And dangerous! And you need to pass them real fast and good or else they might fall...it's the kind of job that required muscles - and on that part, he can't be beat!"}
+{"text":"Between artillery practice, Nezu takes some time to sketch a sort of desperate antihero character with more than a passing resemblance to Kiro. The joy in earlier art isn't there, though, and he soon abandons the effort. He does eventually find it in him to do a series of doodles of camels, which makes him feel a bit happier."}
+{"text":"Nervous at doing this on his own, Naro goes to refresh himself on explosives first Noting his enthusiasm and prior habits, he offers Ichigo some extra lessons in wiring fuses and prepping holes if he's up for it, though he'll handle the actual explosives until he's sure Ichigo can treat them with enough care and respect. In the first attempt in the field, thanks to training on hard rock instead of dirt, he uses far too much bang and sends people scurrying for cover under a rain of rocks and soil Subsequent attempts and the classes go much better, though he has to give a few people earfuls for being too cavalier with such dangerous items By the end, he's covered in soot, fumes and dust and more grateful for a hot shower than ever"}
+{"text":"Holding the dynamite in his hand, Ichigo feels both adrenaline, excitement and fear. These things aren't like the firecrackers he used to make and play with at home. Luckily, Naro noticed him and decided to help. Naro taught him some more about the dynamite. Seeing them go off and destroy the rocks was eye-opening. Never had Ichigo seen such powerful explosions before. Naru does remark him to stay vigilant and careful handling them. The most exciting time in the army for Ichigo has always been artillery practice. Aiming the gun and letting it blast. But Ichigo also understand that when they have to attack the city, it won't be just a game anymore. It will be real."}
+{"text":"You are a failure. Your life was an unmitigated disaster. A comedy of errors that would be funny... If it wasn't you. You USED to be a star. You USED to shine brighter than any other. You were a prodigy. You used to be... Someone. Everything you ever wanted and needed was within your grasp and you lost it. Now, though? You're nothing; your purpose has been ripped from you and you can't let it go. Everyday exists for you to daydream about what could have been. A pointless and painful exercise in imagination. However, you've realized something. If you can't achieve your dreams maybe your children can. It wouldn't be you, but at least your child would embody some of your essence. Their story would start from you- you would be an undeniable puzzle in their greatness. And that's almost enough. The question is... What was your passion? What is your regret? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Massacre"}
+{"text":"Scandal We did a Griffith and slept with the Princess, our child is the bastard."}
+{"text":"Write-In Rape Tie-in with this"}
+{"text":"Scandal Someone found our teenage twitter account"}
+{"text":"Health"}
+{"text":"You are Tristain d’Rusalka, a noble from the United Kingdom of Fodlan born with unique abilities bestowed upon you by the Goddess. You have journeyed across the sea to the desert kingdom of Morfis after receiving an invitation to join a mysterious competition. Though you know little of the trials that lie ahead, the winner of this contest has been promised the hand of Morfis’ Princess, Yulia Xan Phanes, in marriage. Seeking adventures, thrills, and battles that would be worthy of your might, you embarked on this strange voyage with nothing but your trusted axe. After surviving the deadly third round of the competition, you have made it to the top eight of Princess Yulia’s suitors. The final round consists of a tournament, which sees you up against the strongest warriors from four different nations. Whoever comes out on top shall be crowned the next King of Morfis. Do you have what it takes to rule? Tristain d’Rusalka Level 42 Wyvern Lord (EXP: 20/100) HP: 78/78 (130%) Strength: 42 (75%) Magic: 32 (50%) Speed: 29 (40%) Defense: 33 (70%) Resistance: 28 (50%) Luck: 29 (65%) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A): Approach one of the competitors (Who?) Saoirse"}
+{"text":"A): Approach one of the competitors (Who?) Saoirse We got any idea of which weapon we're entering apart from The Inexhaustible? Bolt axe or silver axe?"}
+{"text":"what was the point of the sponsorship if we weren't going to buy anything... The true purpose of sponsorship was the kick ass amusement park obviosly. Guess she and Tristain already have a child together... Someone should inform Nadia there's another way for her to create life. C): Do nothing, wait for the official to arrive. Nice to finally learn that Fionn is a haughty prick lol. We haven't been in battle with him enough, time to fix that."}
+{"text":"Oh, you'll be buying some stuff pretty soon..."}
+{"text":"Is Nadia going to bling herself the fuck out with gold and gem accessories the moment Tristain wins the tournament?"}
+{"text":"[Illusion of a quest AKA ONE SHOT.] The eternal malice of the sun bothers you from a long and weary sleep. You open your eyes for the first time. The world appears boundless and without form. You open your mouth and let out no vagitus to rend the air. The horizon is empty and full of opportunities. You are but a newborn and yet it is not hard to stand. Let's begin."}
+{"text":"How can I open things wroten in post like 132457e982 or smthg ls? Im new"}
+{"text":"Open how?"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2, 3, 2, 2, 1 = 10 (5d3) Weekend work and break is over. Let's continue. Okie dokie. Take it easy. 1. Work on your English. 2. On either desktop or mobile, click on the number of the post and it will appear in the posting box, or type it out manually like a madman. Rolling between the following three sets of memories for the ENEMY (5 details, 3 lists -> 5d3):"}
+{"text":"Rolled 2 (1d4) Rolling for the gun natures (1 detail, 4 lines): (1) (2) (3) (4)"}
+{"text":"Ded?"}
+{"text":"Last time, you made a bunch of phone calls yet again. Another long spiral of voices going in and out this damn device. Its electronic functions, square shape, and unnecessary brightness displease you. The world would be better without them. One day, you will return to older times, when you read letters — and complained anonymously over billboards. But that’s not now or then. The relevant fact is that Matilda is joining your efforts. The Mafia topic is more personal to her than half of the people here. But not all. Celia and Aurora have big stakes in the operation. Right now, your briefing came to a sudden stop. Once again Lydie dropped a cliffhanger worthy line. Your lovely Beth is a former member of the International Assassin Syndicate! Props to the hyperactive rich girl, when she said she was interested in the prisoner, she meant it. And somehow, she got the information from the femme fatale’s mouth! “Huh… I didn’t know that. I should’ve pressed Beth about her past.” Crossbill is fairly impressed. “Beth is a what…?!” Liu’s mind remembers the events of last night, and her poor frizzly head can’t wrap around it. “You’re making stuff up, Lydie. You should give me back my fanclub. Nobody should withstand a liar in a position of authority.” Vera frowns. “Anyone with me? I wanna see some hands raised.” “Get your own fanclub.” Lydie glares back. Isn’t it yours? “H-How do you have the gall to say that to me of all people?!” Vera can’t believe the shamelessness. “Besides, the point still stands.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The happiness bar jumps from nothing to Max in an instant! Pet-Bulk-Nina has life back in her eyes! All her stats jump astronomically. The monster has been purified into a hero. Pet-Bulk-Nina hugs the wicked villain (a little too tightly for her to breathe), then both enjoy this dessert together! Also, Pet-Vortexia gets her happiness maxed, but with no stat increase. “Best friend! Best friend! Best friend!” Pet-Bulk-Nina wants to stay forever with Clutz! “Y-Y-Yes, we’ll be a great team! Absolutely! Ihehe…” Pet-Vortexia will adapt to this new life. “Did you ruin my build to prove a point?” Matilda is flabbergasted. “What do you mean ruined it? All her stats are boosted now!” You’re right about this. “You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.” “Our potential *what*?” You deadpan. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! See you in the new year! Johnny\" You okay with trying for double digits?\""}
+{"text":"“You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.” Ohohoho, thanks for running and Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"What is this quest about?"}
+{"text":"You are GEROME. You have been jailed pending trial on the charge of the RAPEMURDER of multiple infant babies. You are in the LONGHOUSE PENITENTIARY. You want to escape. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"I'll resume tomorrow, probably."}
+{"text":"Deliver, this looks fun."}
+{"text":"May you choke on 20 feet of penis, OP."}
+{"text":"OP is no longer with us. He has been accused of RAPEMURDERING multiple babies and sentenced for life"}
+{"text":"Masturbate"}
+{"text":"OH SHIT NIGGA. You are lady Firemane. Of the (formerly) noble house of Fireborn! You were once the greatest wagon racer this side of the kingdom. Sadly due to shenanigans, you lost everything and went into debt with the Adventurer's Guild in order to survive. But then you found the Inexperienced Hero, Ezekiel \"Kid\" Rutebega ! You took him under your wing to mold him into the hero he's always meant to be: your devoted apprentice (probably) Ezekiel's older brother has started his campaign of destruction, he leads his hordes of undead barbarians to ravage the lands. As members of the guild, your party has went on the quest chain to stop said undead barbarian horde. In pursuit of said barbarian horde, the party is currently going through the SPOOKY FOREST™"}
+{"text":"Rolled 64 (1d100) What about THESE weapons, though? Flex aggressively"}
+{"text":"Rolled 66 (1d100) I bet you don't have BIG MUSCLES like this, huh Knightess? You're probably too busy being lame to get gainz."}
+{"text":"Rolled 18 (1d100) Or too lame to get Deez titz!"}
+{"text":"Rolled 47 (1d100) Gamble for entry"}
+{"text":"Your name is Harold Eadric, and you’ve just signed up for war. You don’t quite know what it is about, but at this point, you will take anything to get out of your village. Years you have been longing to become a man of the world, yet your circumstances have never allowed you to venture much farther than your local village with a name you cannot pronounce. At least you have been able to read stories about the world, and they only made you want to get out of this town more. Sucks then, that your existence up to this point has mostly been concerned with growing wheat. There isn’t much else you can do in this village, really – if you didn’t plough the fields, you’d have a hard time finding anything to eat during winter. So you wasted your childhood away in the drudgery of this eternal routine, just like your father, grandfather and those before him had. All the while, you hoped you’d find a chance to get out. And just as you had recently turned into your eighteenth year, fortune struck. \"The King is looking for brave men to join the Fight against the treacherous Laumey de Galamad! His men have attacked and slaughtered our people! Answer the King's call and join his armies!\" Your family had protested, your mother had cried when you packed your stuff and left the home and fields which had formed the entirety of your existence up until now – it was all in vain. There you were, speaking to the man in his tent; having mentioned your literacy and fitness brought on you by your years in the fields, he now requested… something else? Something else you could do? You already mentioned literacy, didn’t you?"}
+{"text":"Go straight to the Academy with Evin. She urged you to come with her, as those who arrived early would get to pick their rooms in the dormitory first. You also thought it might be practical to learn something about your future role in the army."}
+{"text":"Stay with your group, which was going to see the sights while having gotten some pocket hush-money from a soldier who wanted to hide the embarrassment of yesterday’s debacle from his wife. It might not be as educative, but you were sure you were going to have a good time with them."}
+{"text":"Go see the sights in the city. This was the biggest locality you had been to yet, and you had read that this was one of the grand cities of the realm. If you wanted to maintain a travel log, this would be one of the places you would definitely have to write something about I want to know more about the city."}
+{"text":"Thank you all for voting. Unfortunately, I won't be able to continue writing for the foreseeable future. The curse has struck, and I'm stuck with a respiratory illness that barely lets me breathe, let alone sleep. I started this one-shot intending for it to be over by the end of my winter break (as I don't have the time in my regular schedule to write up entries), but I don't think this will have blown over by then. I'll continue this in another thread someday when I have both time and health on my side. My honest excuses for all of this. I promise to come back and finish it whenever I can - I did not intend to lead you all on with the start of Harold's story without giving it a satisfying conclusion. I'll see you all again at an (unspecified) later date. I hope you enjoyed it all so far."}
+{"text":"Reminder that the only planet still under Freeza's control in the PTO is New Salda. Cooler controls the entire rest of the PTO, but the Saiyans are still Freeza's. That is great that it remained this way. Honestly I hope he never gives up that to Cooler. With your own wife and children, a village you protect, and even a whole world given to you by Freeza that you call your own. And, yet... Would Freeza want to be boss of also this world? One who's power feels... Different. It reminds you of your mother and older sister's godly powers, but there's something else to it too. And, just like your father the red-robed figure can seemingly sense you looking, and turns. I knew he was real. I knew it. And there, inside the carefully-prepared box, is what looks like a small handheld mirror wrapped in silver with the word “Erised” carved in the top. Fascinating that it exists in this universe. Which means other things from Hogwarts can exist as well. This opens so many interesting possibilities. Epilogue End- Very good epilogue. I guess this is a life changing moment for Chilli. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Freeza knows his brother's personal history and former vendetta with the Saiyans, and doesn't want to risk any conflicts. No. That world IS Chilli's. Just like Aku's planets are his, or anyone else who bought a planet from the PTO. He is real if you believe. There are a lot of magical artifacts scattered across the Seventh. Just ask Cold. We'll see how it changes him, going forward. Visit in Universe 6 Do you really think it'd be anything so simple? Or straightforward?"}
+{"text":"No. That world IS Chilli's. Just like Aku's planets are his, or anyone else who bought a planet from the PTO. Okay. That's great too. Do you really think it'd be anything so simple? Or straightforward? Honestly no, but how to call it? Let's think about it. In the Tournament of Power: Karn won, Meloka won, Chaya won, Chili won, Caulifa won, Freeza won, Cooler won, Ginyu won, Plastic Man won, Rimuru won Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did I miss last night? Also soon. Yes, Freeza planned that well ahead of time. We'll see. Got rolled into the Christmas celebrations for them."}
+{"text":"It's time! The new arc begins now! Are you ready for some Sinister Schemes?"}
+{"text":"It's March 1945, you hear about a job in a kind of ‘secret city.’ You don't know what the hell these people are talking about, but it looks promising, even too good to be true. Still, you don't have much to lose after the Great War, so you take the opportunity. After going through a lot of paperwork and a few other things, in less than a week you're put on a ship with no name and no clear destination. They just told you, ‘It's in the middle of the sea.’ Less than two weeks ago, you were a poor idiot living on the bare minimum, and now you're still a poor idiot, but now you're on a ship heading for ‘the city of the future’. You'd heard of its founder, Andrew Ryan, a rather unique man who was quite crazy about his ideals, which is nothing new in this world. A couple of shitty days go by. You weren't used to such long boat trips, but you forced yourself to get used to it. The food on the boat is shit, but at least it's better than whatever you could scavenge from the rubbish. One cold morning, you've lost track of time, sleeping in rooms the size of mouse holes, crammed in with a few other poor idiots like you, seeking a future in an uncertain city. A bell begins to ring, and the ship's crew start shouting announcements: \"We've arrived!’ You look out the window and all you can see is sea as far as the eye can see. You run with the crowd to the upper deck. The crew continue to shout ‘we have arrived’. This is when you see it: an enormous lighthouse, a huge tower, an effigy in the middle of the gigantic and infinite ocean, a shining golden tower rising above the waves. A submarine appears out of nowhere from the darkness of the ocean, and the ship's officers make preparations to board the submarine."}
+{"text":"I didn't even play the games, just watched a gameplay like a decade ago haha..."}
+{"text":"it's okay , now i have a an excuse to play bioshock 2 again ."}
+{"text":"just spend the morning with Ilona."}
+{"text":"buy something (go to the shops and browse) Invite Ilona along with us, we want to tell her about our engineering workshop, and we want her to teach us about the shopping district."}
+{"text":"just spend the morning with Ilona."}
+{"text":"A Tale From The World Of Frostpunk The year is 1909, and the Great Frost hangs over the heads of every living man, woman and child. In the previous decade, global temperatures dropped to an unsustainable point, and the geopolitical landscape of Earth was changed forever. Mass refugee crises. Starvation. Hypothermia and frostbite. War. Nobody survived unscathed, and billions perished in the chaos. Many of those that survived huddled around grand Generators, built by hundreds of engineers, acting as mechanical monuments to warmth and survival. Others sought out bold new technological developments, endlessly-running trains, subterranean colonies and grand zeppelins flying above the clouds. But for the majority, there were the Generators. You never knew the world before, having been one of the “Frostborn” — those that felt their first breath of air in this icy world. Your parents were British refugees, fleeing north from Newcastle with thousands of others. Things were very hard growing up, and you feel strange absences in your memory, repressed parts of your youth locked away by your developing brain. Mum and Dad always told you that the less was said about the White Years, the better. That was the worst time, you’ve gathered. Since then, many cities have fallen, crushed beneath instability, lack of resources or sickness. Others have developed into busy, industrious centres that now begin to hesitantly chart out the Frostlands beyond just the immediate scope of their perimeter. Your own city, Beacon, is one of the latter."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise."}
+{"text":"Try to politely decline, if you can."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise. Girl, we stare at machines and schematics most of the time, fiction is NOT that."}
+{"text":"Make your opinion known: this is absolutely NOT your field of expertise."}
+{"text":"(Enjoy your Christmas! Quest continues on Boxing Day!)"}
+{"text":"be you be at the edge of the world your people are finished the last great city is a sinking husk behind you the Old King is dead, choked on his own prophecies the crown is in your pack, heavy with failure ahead lies only the Black Sands, a sea of ash under a dying sun the scrolls say nothing lives there the scrolls were wrong something is moving in the ash, and it has seen you the survivors at your back are silent, waiting choose"}
+{"text":"“We know the toll. Here is a life, willingly given.” You gesture to Vanatu. Are we gonna go back for the rest of the group? I don't feel like it's smart to split up in such hostile territory, we should keep all our warriors together, which we can't do if we have to leave some with the citizenry. Merry Christmas QM!"}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.” After we've renegotiated this treaty we'll return to our people. They aren't coming with us to the king. I doubt the logistics of moving four and a half thousand souls to the most barren part of the desert will hold up. They need to stay near water."}
+{"text":"Yeah but if we aren't with them we can't make decisions about how to protect them, they could all die before we return?"}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.” Should it press, then the sacrifice, I suppose. I too dislike splitting from our people, though perhaps it is warranted."}
+{"text":"“I am Ember, heir to the Sunken Throne. The Border Ghoul sent me to the Ash King. The treaty is between our peoples. Stand aside.”"}
+{"text":"Spring, 200X. Evening. _______ There is a ringing behind your ears. Your senses are dulled, and are wrestling with an internal static preventing you from regaining your grip on reality. For a moment you are stunned into forgetting the where and the why of the drama: that is what happens when you get caught in an explosion. Before numbness invaded your system a mysterious force smashed into the walls of your school. A villain appeared. You could never have predicted a villain showing up in your town of Hauteville. You and your class had little time to react. The entity collided with the building at lightning speed; demolishing one side of the school a flashy figure appeared. A rogue magical girl. The floor offers stability for your hands and knees to rely on, currently the most reliable object for support. The fuzz in your head vanishes at a snail's pace as teenagers scream in the chaos. \"This is revenge! I'm sick of being looked down upon! You only have yourselves to blame!\" the magical girl reasons. She looks familiar. There must be some sort of supernatural barrier from being recognized; but her looks and tone invoke a visceral response to your psyche. \"Where is she!?\" Clarity of mind returns little by little while the magical girl sows destruction. You also feel a mysterious energy inside you as well. Is it the sensation of your life in peril? Or something more? One of the first shards of clarity returns: your name is Gana. In this world, there are good magical girls and bad magical girls with monsters in between. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised that's the winning option and not 1 & 2. those at least have either scalling or versatility while 3 is only a passive boost that I doubt even at this early stage is better than the others"}
+{"text":"Saragossa Protocol. You can breach the identity protection of magical girls, and even identify them in civilian form. sounds like the most fun for this kind of quest Altaripa is just plain boring and Mayence is sorta redundant because we're already a psycho bully bitch metaphorically feeding on the suffering of others"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"belated merry christmas"}
+{"text":"Belated Happy New Year as well"}
+{"text":"Your sprained ankle barely carrying you. The dull throbbing pain in your head at least numbs the pain in your shoulder and forearms. Though it does little to quell the pain in your side from your broken ribs. You glance over to the group of people behind you. Dressed in black school uniforms, roughly a dozen of them. They are all standing roughly ten-fifteen feet behind you. Looking at you with hate, and some fear in their eyes. They are clumped up together like posing for a group photo, and do not advance on you. Even though they've been kicking the hell out of you a minute ago. Then a long shadow descended from the direction the sun was setting, and covered you all. Forcing them to back off as if something physically pushed them away. \"Go on! Get out of here!\" their leader yells, but does not cross the long shadow. Whatever curses leave your mouth, they are barely a whisper, you cough as you continue. Away from them, away from your home. Following the distant figure that casts that long shadow. You look down upon yourself, and verify that your strongest asset is still there, surviving the battering. Your fist, you always had the meanest right punch Your leg, it started with kicking ball and soon it became kicking people Your abs, rock hard and keeping your organs mostly protected, helping stamina Write-in"}
+{"text":"C) Crawl closer to the boarded up windows and see what it is."}
+{"text":"C) Crawl closer to the boarded up windows and see what it is."}
+{"text":"Writing."}
+{"text":"\"Psst, where are you going?!\" Martin hisses at you in a very subdued manner. \"I gotta see what's going on.\" you reply, carefully moving beneath the level of the window, while the sounds do not cease. Getting close, you peek over the windowsill in a hole that's missing from one of the boards. Beneath the light of the streetlamps you see them. They can be mistaken for bald, pale humans if one looks at them from a distance, seeing only their head and shoulders. From this close you can see the long hunched, almost crouched stance, and their disproportionately long fingers with clawed tips. There are four of them circling around a person, 20 yards away. Making a cacophony of gurgling sounds as they snap their sharp teeth at the man, who has his back against the light, making him hard to see. One of the pale figures gets too close in their feral intimidation, and the man springs forth with a yell. For an instant, you can see a flash of silver between his fingers, but they are too far apart to hold any weapon. It's over the moment you see it, and the monster falls on the ground, head split. Now that your eyes are drawn to it, you see three more of them lying around with similar wounds. You don't have much time to look at, as the man changed his position and now you can see him fully. He is wearing long brown robes, and a lighter sash, but his clothing is not really in focus, as his most striking feature is his face. He has the smooth, polished head of an ant. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A) Look for a job"}
+{"text":"The cold, crisp air of the surrounding environment chills you to the core. The city looks so different from above, the streetlights appearing like stars from below as you scale the sleek, ebony, dimly lit skyscraper. \"Reaper, do you read me? A calm and monotone voice buzzes through your earpiece. You sigh, the effort of scaling the building slowly wearing down even on your trained muscles. Holding the earpiece with a single finger as you hang off the building with your other hand suctioned on you press down on the auditory device. \"I read you, Crow. This important?\" You ask, only managing to mask the exhaustion in your tone very slightly. The voice on the other side tries to stifle a chuckle, \"You're nearing the entry point on the 60th floor, systems picking up multiple readings on the floor just above you. Remember.. our client wants this done quietly, you grab the USB from the floor above, get back to the breached entry, get the fuck out, preferably with no unnecessary casualties. You understanding me?\" The masculine voice asks. You look up, spotting the cut window still intact with it's frame you race up the remaining little bit of the building you have left. You press your hand against the window and.. CLICK The window comes out of the frame, your one suctioned hand sticking to it, stopping it from falling to the ground and alerting someone. You slip inside the building from the breached point and take off your climbing gear, placing everything in your black duffle bag hanging off your side. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Where's Spyder? Normally the sneaky stuff fires her up. Why's she not doing this gig?"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow"}
+{"text":"So.. what DO we know about the client who hired us"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow Eyes on the prize"}
+{"text":"Give me a rundown of the details for this job, Crow"}
+{"text":"It’s when I’m contemplating the optimal way of wasting my life away that there’s a knock on my office door. “Come in,” I grumble, threading the slightest bit of power to the sigil on my left pointer. You can never be too cautious. The door swings open, and in steps a woman wearing a sundress with enough color to give me an instant headache. I note she has four arms, four eyes, and skin leaning on a purple hue. Must be some type of Arachne, then, but the specifics of her parentage aren’t exactly my problem. She steps right up to my desk, fearless, and graces me with a smile rife with one too many fangs. I thread just a teensy, tiny bit more power into my defenses. Just in case. “Hullo, mister wizard!” The woman says in a voice a touch shriller than I expected. “My name’s Gina, I saw the papers you placed around town regarding your services, and I wish I could’ve greeted you earlier, oh, but I’ve been so busy the last week. I adore new arrivals, and magic, and–” “Yeah, hello to you too.” I wave a hand to stop her rambling before it splits my poor head open. “You got a magic problem that needs fixing, or…?” I stare up at her. Gina pauses for a moment, brain rebooting - if she even has one - and smiles wider. “Oh, yes, yes indeed I do! You see, there’s been something strange happening! I run a clothing shop down the street, and I’ve been hearing the strangest noises. It’s like something’s scampering around, and no matter how hard I try, I can’t even catch a glimpse of whatever it might be. I’m worried something sinister might be stalking around. Is it possible your magic might be able to sniff out the perpetrator? I can pay!” A rat? Is that what she wants me to deal with; a wizard, formerly of the Star Circle, reduced to dealing with rodents? I briefly wonder what my mentor would think of me now… if they even deigned to think of me at all after the incident. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor. Mention that we are a wizard, that puts us on the important people list."}
+{"text":"I ignore her completely and walk past her towards the stairs at the back. Dealing with this only wastes time. It’s not like a secretary is gonna kick my ass."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor. We clearly have no sense of prudence, so we might as well."}
+{"text":"I have faith in OP after how well the “turn all their clothes into pitch” write in was handled. Seems to be a good enough QM to not hit us with trap options in the first arc when we’re still figuring out the setting. Prudence has nothing to do with it."}
+{"text":"I tell the truth and say I don’t. I tell her I’m new in town and want to greet the mayor."}
+{"text":"You are a DUCK. You live a good life and enjoy a diet of worms, pondweed, amphibians, seeds, and of course, the occasional spattering of bread. Life has been slow at the pond. What do?"}
+{"text":"Ducky!"}
+{"text":"Despite your best instincts, try and fight."}
+{"text":"Maybe we can be a cool fighting duck someday Despite your best instincts, try and fight."}
+{"text":"Despite your best instincts, try and fight"}
+{"text":"RUNNING ISNT GONNA WORK, YOU IDIOT! FLY! FLY!"}
+{"text":"AI Overview Community theater quotes capture the passion, humor, and unique challenges of local stagecraft, focusing on shared human experience, the magic of collaboration, and the joy of live performance, with lines like \"The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster\" (often attributed to Oscar Wilde) or \"Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art\" (Julie Theobald) highlighting the dedication and quirks of the scene. You love these 85IQ simps. You're the new director for the local catlic theater. Ever since you were a kid, I mean, you're still a kid because where you are, you've got to be 65 to be not a kid. But anyways, ever since you were a kid, you've participated in all the theater stuffs every season without fail. Mostly at your same local theater, but also the summer camps and your college degree, and now it's finally happened, you've been chosen to be the new director. Who even are you? Garry Hermano Cunty McCuntface Sophy Artho Steven Johnguy Jeff Joo"}
+{"text":"Garry Hermano This guy has a good range of experience, and is one of the only two characters with an actual education in directing."}
+{"text":"one of the only two one of the three*"}
+{"text":"I have nothing to add, except that I'll lurk for now."}
+{"text":"It's been almost two weeks, has a decision been made? Yes, it's finally been made. We had alot of things to consider, but we're pretty sure we've made the best decision. The new director will be Sophy and Garry. Two directors? Well, not at the same time. But they'll both get to choose and direct individually. Is Steven Johnguy upset? No, of course not, he'll probably get the leads again. Lets announce the decision to everyone."}
+{"text":"Go on, introduce yourselves. \"Hello, everyone. If you don't know, I'm Sophy and this is Garry, and we're going to be the new directors! I have lots of ideas of the kinds of scenes you guys want to perform. I want to direct a rape scene, and with your guys' performing, it will be more realistic and engaging. I haven't decided yet if we're going to make a new play or do one that already has one in it, but we're definitely going to do a rape scene. It will probably involve Cunty, but who knows who else! It could be Steven or someone who's lurking that you don't even expect! I'm really looking forward to this year!\" \"Oh dear, I'm Garry, I'm really looking forward to work with you guys. I'm planning on directing things that have already been critically acclaimed and successful that will be a really good experience for everyone. Most of you haven't done book of mormon or wicked, and I think that's a really good place to start, instead of opera or whatever.\""}
+{"text":"Heliopolis has fallen. The ORB colony joining the many, many scars upon Space perpetuated by the Bloody Valentines War. Yet, from its Ashes and fragments, a Legend begins to wake, Soon to change the destiny amongst the stars of the whole earth sphere An Errant Comet, having begun its flight. Now sighted to light the way towards the Future of the Cosmic Era [ Allan Parsec has joined the Archangel Crew, Amado Koa is MiA, Mayano Arisman has joined the Crew of the Nemo ]"}
+{"text":"Were we close at all to stopping the colony from destruction? This mission was really difficult."}
+{"text":"Indeed. I'm also curious"}
+{"text":"A lot of the damage that Heliopolis had gotten in canon came from the fact the Archangel was pincered by D-Type mobile suits and had to use its weaponry within the colony to defend itself... Well than and indiscriminate fire from Miguel as well, which went unmitigated in this scenario. At least, in a way, the Archangel getting beaten up far worse than it did in Canon has made the situation far more dire to them but Heliopolis was as good as destroyed from the moment the Le Creuset Squad failed to capture the Strike"}
+{"text":"New Thread up!"}
+{"text":"(THIS QUEST'S CANON IGNORES THE EXISTENCE OF OTHER M, PRIME 4: BEYOND, AND CERTAIN PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS COMPLETELY) The year is 2XX1. In the wake of the Carrion Wars two years prior, the Galactic Federation has shattered completely. After the Civil War For Human Supremacy, the Galactic Federation was divided in two. The ousted old guard who welcomed aliens among it's ranks and leadership, and the new Federation for a new age. Many sweeping changes have happened as of late, the Federation now has a strict no aliens allowed policy for recruitment, combat, and leadership, the only exceptions being contracted bounty hunters. Just five months ago, our best soldier, Samus Aran, the sole inheritor of the now-extinct Chozo's technology, secrets and power suit betrayed the Federation and went AWOL when assigned to destroy a weapon of mass destruction being built by old guard insurgents along with their leaders. Her power suit has technology and equipment beyond anything we can comprehend, let alone assign to our troops, so this is an unacceptable loss. She must be found, brought to justice for her crimes, and stripped of her Chozo technology and secrets. This is where we are sending out an open invitation on DarkCommNet to FOUR bounty hunters, regardless of species or affiliation, to take on this mission of utmost importance. Your mission; travel to Kriken space, where there are rumors of a bounty hunter with a power suit and technology matching the description of Samus Aran has been taking contracts, many of which involve illicit activities and in some cases, assassination, and making a name for herself as \"the hunter\". We want her brought in dead or alive, and outside of Kriken Space. In the case of the former, please ensure that her corpse is intact enough to ensure the retrieval of genetic and organ materials. We cannot give you access to military support or formal supplies on your mission to Kriken space, as they are highly territorial, aggressive, and will declare war if Federation involvement is suspected, which we cannot afford with our current resources after the Carrion Wars. We can, however, ensure a handsome reward of nontaxed Galactic Standard Credits, as well as a blanket pardon for any past and future crimes committed. Please fill out the application below if you are of interest: Name Age Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He's just writing out the lorepost. Trust the plan."}
+{"text":"QM kinda dipped. My dumbass decided to post this my finals week not realizing I wouldn't have free time until like the 18th so there's that. This post WILL be back at some point, but consider it to be formally abandoned until after then. I owe you all an apology, I considered that maybe I shouldn't have posted this so soon"}
+{"text":"You're the QM?"}
+{"text":"No sweat at all! Just glad you swung back in to give us some context. I'm down to wait if you're still game to run! Haven't seen any Metroid stuff on /qst/ in ages"}
+{"text":"Cheers m80"}
+{"text":"A world that grows only where you walk. Where you live. --- This is an experimental RPG thread. Every player receives an individual story, a personal starting point, and a mission crafted around the character they create. Because this is a test run, rare resets may happen, but I will do everything I can to avoid them. Only 6 slots are available. --- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Perhaps you should go back 2 Reddit and tell them of your epic burn on the AI chuds?"}
+{"text":"[[Hello again, I'm alive. I'm having a turbulent day today. I was lucky to be able to continue now, My new neighbor lent me his Wi-Fi. Long story short.]] [[Before continuing with the runs, I need to clarify several of the meta posts that were left pending.]] [[I understand your concern. Since I met you, I've noticed that you're a guy who tries to explore what's possible and what's not. You have my full support for that. The premise of my world is to give you as close to free will as possible. But with that comes the weight of responsibility and consequences. You can try whatever you want, literally anything you want. You can start an unjustifiable massacre, you can start hunting down characters, simply because you want to. I'm not going to stop that. I'll simply narrate the consequences, but I can't guarantee you'll like them. I won't act in bad faith towards you; I'll just be brutally realistic, it's different. But if I may say so, I'm very proud to have had you as a player, even if you never participate again, I learned valuable things from you. I had to make drastic changes to my machine simply because you were playing intensely on it. That was wonderful. I hope that from now on I can implement even more.]] dice rolling system [[I didn't mention it, but at any point in the game you can request any type of roll as many times as you want, as long as you have a well-founded justification for each one. They will be subject to evaluation, but in practice I am certain that all your requests will be approved.]] regions and NPCs [[They're already predefined. Biomes, culture, population, but it's all blank. They exist, but they're gradually coming to life through your actions. For example, I already had a prince with a family, kingdom, and location, but that was all. Then someone with my registration \"did something\" with him, and now he has this mark, and this prince, technically speaking, It belongs intimately to this player. And now, with the context created, I can feed this prince lore without mercy. The people around him now exist within a context created by that player. I currently have a story based on pre-defined goals for this character to follow. This is literally his life's journey. That's what he exists for, after all, his player wanted it that way.]] Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"[[I've been thinking a lot about this post. I confess that looking at it now, I needed the time I spent getting here just to reflect on what you said and give you an appropriate response, even if you're not there to read. Out of respect for your disapproval of the superficiality that ChatGPT brings to my words, I will only use Google Translate in this post.]] about not being able [[The only thing I can't do competently is narrate in English, because I don't know how to speak English. It sounds strange, but I'm at a stage of learning where I can only read and listen, but I can't express myself properly, let alone narrate. The most I can do is narrate and then translate with a translator, but even then it will sound awful. In that respect, there's no way I can even argue against it.]] [[I can count on my fingers how many times I've been a gm, but I've lost count of how many times I've played. And every time I play, Especially when I create something new adapted to my system, it stays in my head as a learning experience. So I go on and on, creating entire villages in my head with just one character that I create. One thing I can say with authority is that being a gm is for those who enjoy it, because it's not easy at all. If you are committed to bringing an experience to your players, you will have struggles. I feel the weight when you represent them in your actions, just as it offends me because it's as if I were against it, as if I were a cancer that competes with and tramples those who deserve space. But I have no intention of stopping. What I can do is learn English and try to create 100% personal narrations, using the system to facilitate immersion in the world. Putting an ID into an individual player's head so they can play however they want without worrying about destroying the world or my head is something that ChatGPT provides me with.]] [[Know that I understand your premise and that I will use your message to one day actually narrate 100% organically and without a translator, just don't expect that to happen today. Not in this robust and complex system.]]"}
+{"text":"[[You know, I wish you'd just been up front about being ESL, I know a lot of anons here are assholes about that but I can understand why it might make you feel insecure or want to rely on ChatGPT. I would still rather bounce, I need to focus on my own quests I'm running anyways, it is hard like you said. You've got my very express permission to use Horatio as an NPC, I hope you do something interesting with him and he becomes a memorable part of your world.]]"}
+{"text":"[[If you change your mind, your adventure will be here. Since, despite your disappointment in me, you've genuinely shown interest and enthusiasm in my work, please tell me, the only thing that bothers you is the fact that I use AI to narrate for me? If not, what else could I be doing to redeem myself?]] [[Your work is very good, and I'm interested in going on an adventure that includes you in the world. The problem is that I'm not prepared to deal with other races; it's going to be a tremendous culture shock, even if I establish 100% tolerance between races (which it wouldn't be so interesting in my opinion). I don't want to dismiss anything you've posted; I can imagine a whole world inside your head just waiting to be extracted and used here, but I need your help to understand what you mean by \"elf.\" What is your basic understanding of what an elf is? Where do you draw your inspiration from?]] [[Nah, your character has a lot of potential and can do a lot more. I can create NPCs, and you are the soul of Horatio, and as honored as I would be to use you as an NPC, I simply want to see him alive, doing things that go beyond my perspective and control. We just get started. My biggest mistake and disrespect was not creating my own NPCs to bring your journey to life, something I corrected that day but haven't had time to narrate the continuation yet. I studied tribes, the influences of the season on the environment, and I did some simulations just so you wouldn't feel abandoned in a void without existence. Even if you don't come back, you added a lot to my life and I will always be grateful for knowing Horatio.]]"}
+{"text":"Within the walls of an abandoned café, a scheme begins to form, the take down of one of the most prominent figures of the city’s underworld will soon go underway. Preparations are happening, and you’re at the heart of it. After your short date with Celia concluded, she asked for a favor, to force her biological father to face justice: the head of the mafia, Gianluigi Youhao. You’ll be handsomely repaid for your efforts. The assault team consists of 5 key members: You, Aurora Dewitt, Charlotte ‘Crossbill’ Summers, Celia Youhao (?), and Beanie Hedgehog. Beanie Hedgehog consists of 4 key members: A Beanie Hedgehog doll, Veranica Mouseson, Liu Yeong, and Lydie Zexian all inside a trench coat. During your review of the potential threats, it was revealed that one of the biggest ones is the man you defeated in a Go-Kart race, ‘Titan #1’ Jielun Zexian is Loud Lydie’s brother. Small world. Shortly after a barrage of questions for the Golden Peak Academy Ace (that went unanswered), the second degree sisters returned to get up to speed with what had been discussed. To recap quickly, the three threats discussed so far are: -Former Assembly Member and Current Ka-Shing lackey — Joe Riddle. -Former Assembly Member, Former Prisoner who you liberated during the raid, and Supposed Member of the Youhao Clan — Sasha Langdon. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"[*The Real* Part 5 — A Call with Meredith Steen.] The conversation went a little off-topic with Rora’s question. There isn’t much to say, but there’s a point undisclosed: What will Lady Steen do with this information? “That’s the only question I have!” Rora doesn’t want to take anyone’s time. “Well, until we hang out!” “I have a question of my own.” You adjust your glasses. “Lady Steen, tell us, what’s your next move? I doubt you’re going to wait with your arms crossed until this is over.” “Wicked as it may sound, opportunities rise in time of crisis.” Lady Steen is almost flattered by your question. “I shall move to City Hall and determine who’d I want to owe me favor.” “You’re not going to be in favor of the Youhao Clan, right?” You wonder. “I enjoy risky bets, not losing ones.” Lady Steen sees no future in the mafia. “And to go against you? I’m going to lose more than what I’m bargaining for.” “Yeah, you better not! We know where you live and we totally can steal your stuff.” Aurora threatens. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Oh yeah, why isn’t Bubbles here? I miss her cute silly face.” Aurora laments that there’s no Honey Bubbles reunion. “It was supposed to be a small mission that has gone a lil’ overboard...” You admit as you look at the overwhelming number of members. “You dare to question Beanie Hedgehog’s inclusion? We’re a totem of excellency.” Lydie speaks for the plushy. “...And if we need more help, I’ll call her up.” You ignore the doll’s inane dialogue. “She sounded pretty engaged, all things considered. Right time, right place for her help over there.” Vera relies. “Anyway, let’s resume my briefing!” “Our.” Crossbill was part of it. She even initiated it. This woman is cheeky. “Yeah, yeah, it’s a team meeting and all that.” Vera utterly ignores what the bird meant, and starts checking her notes. “We talked about Joe, we talked about Sasha, we talked about Lydie’s lame brother.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! Happy holidays!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running. Merry Christmas!"}
+{"text":"I don't know why captcha is so ass outside of hiroshimoot doing a hiroshimoot, but I do know it's meant to filter absolute peabrains like me from posting. :("}
+{"text":"Soon indeed. Don't know what verify email you're seeing, but as for captcha they only need one thing in common. Even if it's as simple as same border width on the different shapes, or two the same color, or same number of dots. Robot detected! Get this clanker!"}
+{"text":"I pick the only ones that look remotely different or every image isn't related to each other in any way, its fucking retarded. EVERY IMAGE IS GOD DAMN DIFFERENT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I EXPECTED TO THINK IS THE SAME! I cant even post because the fucking captcha keeps throwing random shit on the screen that has no consistency for anything! AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE BACKGROUND THAT SHIFTS EVERY TIME, AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIZE OF THE SHIT ON THE IMAGE THAT IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH ONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE THOUGHT BEHIND THIS?! I gotta skip this run DG, this shit is fucking infuriating because it makes no damn sense. Make Gookmoot and character so we can murder him slowly with Force lightning."}
+{"text":"from my experience it's the amount of shapes, how big the shapes are, which shapes have no pairs, if the letters are different colors or if they're mirrored, stuff like that. Pretty sure it doesn't stop bots though, there's probably something they do to the site itself to slip by and start shitposting. Or maybe they just borrow IPs of humans that did enough captchas and start spamming."}
+{"text":"It's TIME!"}
+{"text":"Your name is Vincent Cruz. You work in a shady government-backed facility in the middle of the New Mexico desert. By all accounts, you are a complete and total nobody to the Powers That Be. You've managed to survive the last 7 days at your job. Your job, of course, involves studying and researching dangerous anomalous entities in order to make money for the Abnormality Regulation Coalition (also known as ARC). In fact, you survived long enough to get promoted from Level 0 to Level 1. You're no longer on the bottom of the totem pole but you're still so, so far away from the top. Five more ranks to go and who's to say you'll survive long enough to reach the top? If you're going to die here, at least you're going to die at the top. You've climbed dozens upon dozens of corporate ladders, what's one more, after all? It's the only life you've known so you might as well get comfortable with it. As for a recap of some notable things that happened recently? You accidently stumbled across Liz getting herself involved in office politics. While you don't care about getting yourself entangled in them, you decided to keep an eye on Liz to make sure she won't do something she'll regret. You also learnt that one of your coworkers, Ashton, is an aberrant cannibalistic human called a 'Harvester'. For a while you thought her unconditional kindness to you was a mask for something but no, apparently she really see you as a friend. Instead of a meal, thankfully. A dream you had last night still lingers in the back of your mind. It was the only decision you could've made, it was the only right decision, you had to leave that house. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"I want to help my fellow man. Helping them with their own burdens.\" A foolish dream."}
+{"text":"write-in You know, FET, if someone had asked me that two weeks ago I'd probably have either brushed it off as a don't know, don't care type of thing or I would've talked about my obligations, as that was all I've ever truly known. Now? I find myself wanting to help my fellow humans - or at least some of them. And I remember things. Things that were buried deep inside of me. I want to learn more about myself and help my friends along the way. I guess, my purpose right now is ... finding my purpose, if that makes any sense?"}
+{"text":"\"I want to help my fellow man. Helping them with their own burdens.\" A foolish dream. Yes, a foolish dream perhaps, but better than just being a nihilistic, self-pitying, hateful mess, soulless corporate drones, rolling over and being swept away by misery. We can do good even if it's small, maybe even reform ARC if possible to degree. We should endure all that will come."}
+{"text":"+1 Man, FET’s act is getting *very* sophisticated, *very* fast. Think he’s at a point where he’ll appreciate a more complex response."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"Miles of highway condense together in your head as you watch the yellow lines pass under you. You hated long drives, especially with passengers that don’t appreciate your music taste. You reached into the console and pulled out your pack of cigarettes with the lighter inside. You put the last cigarette in your mouth and tried to light it but with no success. “Almost got it,” you whispered to no one in particular. You kept steering with one hand as you grabbed the lighter and lit it, letting the smoke escape out the slightly cracked window. You were almost coordinated enough to use your telekinesis to smoke. To your right sleeping in the passenger seat was your resident telepath, Denise. Sprawled out in both seats behind you was the precog, Cassandra. That’s how you knew it would be an uninteresting trip, based on how relaxed she looks. It was just going to be a routine mission, a snatch and grab. You didn’t care for the details of who you were kidnapping, you only knew he was a natural psychic. He must have been caught in the act of using it, intentionally or not. About one percent of the population are born with a certain organ attached to their brain stem known as the Sigmata. Most who have it won’t even realize they are mutants with its effect being so weak. The powerlifter who unknowingly channels telekinesis into his muscles to help with his lift or the charismatic celebrity who everyone loves for no particular reason, both examples of natural born psychics that are harmless. They can still far outperform any non-mutant but have modest achievements and don’t break the veil of secrecy. On the other hand there are some psychics who have to be controlled, the pyromaniac who realizes if he focuses enough he can start a flame with his mind or the dictator who could compel people to commit genocide with his voice alone. To make these people disappear is the job of the secret government organization known as the Department of Psychic Studies."}
+{"text":"Destroy DPS's extraction systems and let the alien scan my intent freely to prove that we will limit and not abuse our powers"}
+{"text":"Agree. Humans are too violent and dangerous. Strip psychic power away from us, we cannot use it responsibly."}
+{"text":"You had an idea, you projected it, “Intent.” Intent was the key, psychic powers could be used for good and not violence. You would use them to save the world. The alien seemed to dismiss you, “Insufficient.” It wasn’t good enough for the alien. One human’s intent wasn’t a promise for humanity. The massive alien turned around, ready to fly away. You had one more try. “Love.” The alien turned around and cocked its head, “Incomplete.” It didn’t understand. So you projected your memories. Denise saving you from the robber, her bandaging your hands, laughing in the restaurant. The alien straightened out like it understood, “Bond.” It was getting there, you projected the fight with Darby, how you did it to protect her. The choice to drop the pillar knowing it might kill you as well knowing it would keep her safe. “Sacrifice.” Yes, it was beginning to understand. Humanity had the ability to self sacrifice for those they loved. Therefore violence was not the end but the means. You tried again, “Love.” You were a psychic soldier, who knew no parents, and were raised for one purpose which was violence. Even you were capable of love, so humanity was capable of being saved. The stars in the alien’s eyes twinkled, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Eventually the fleet arrived, Roswell projected one last message to you before disappearing forever. Roswell extended his hand and waved it awkwardly, a practiced human behavior but a meaningful gesture nonetheless. “Farewell.” With that he flew upward into the massive starship that sat just out of the atmosphere. They left a signal beacon, so that all psychics could continue to use their powers for good. The ships disappeared from all detection systems, nobody knew where in the universe they went. As you pushed the waist high snow from the outside of the cabin, Dimitri popped his head out the door. “Aiden, you come inside now. Work more later.” Inside Denise and her mom Petra had prepared the reindeer meat into a great Christmas meal. The fireplace burned hot, warming up the whole place nicely. You sat down to eat as you were starving from all the work Dimitri had made you do. You couldn’t help yourself and you dug in. “Aiden, pass salt.” You gripped it with your kinesis, but not quite dexterous enough, you spilled it. Everyone laughed, “Use hands next time.” Petra asked Denise something in Russian you couldn’t understand, she looked to dismiss it. Dimitri didn’t seem to mind translating, “She says when will you marry?” You got taken by surprise, blood rushed into your face, maybe it was too hot in this cabin. “Oh.” Denise was not having it, “Dad!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I know this was rushed I just can't prove it"}
+{"text":"You are a CANONICALLY HOMOSEXUAL wizard man. You have an EPIC STAFF and also a WITCH'S BROOMSTICK which feels PRETTY REDUNDANT you think. You were thinking of hitting up a REDBOX to pick up a straight-to-dvd BROOMSPELL which is something like a MOVIE (your broom doubles as a DVD player) But first, what is your name?"}
+{"text":"as a GAY WIZARD myself, I am more fond of STEMcel PhD holders as with that I can JERK OFF more regularly"}
+{"text":"The bonebeast waits patiently as you fire off an email using Wiz.com GAYRO, I AM ABLE TO COVER THE COSTS, JUST PLEASE HURRY ASAP!! I NEED YOUR MAGIC IMMEDIATELY!!!! That should get the lad out of bed. However, you're not really sure how you can restore his magic. In order to gain a smiting lightstuff constitution one must absorb a DYING WHITE DWARF STAR. Maybe you should search for something more readily available for him to reconstitute with in the mean time?"}
+{"text":"Take the skeleton apart, put the bones in my anus, and start an Onlyfans"}
+{"text":"Yeah start only fans to collect money to purchase a dying white dwarf star"}
+{"text":"Sword? Use the sword? Although sword magic may not be the best against these bonebeasts...."}
+{"text":"Your name is (name), you are from a small unknown village, in some forest nobody cares about. Your village has a small church where you and your family visit every weekend, your father is a farmer like most people here, wheat's the largest export in this village and what keeps everyone fed when there isn't a drought. You have 2 siblings, your older brother and your older sister, you never really connected with them, and you think they may actually dislike you, you are quite a bit younger than them. Your mother is too weak to farm and so she is the village weaver, she learned how to weave from your late grandmother, your mother has also inherited some books from your grandfather, so you and your siblings are one of the few literate people in the village. When the taxmen come every half-year some merchants also follow them due to the taxmen's guradforce, you like to borrow and read some books from the nice merchants before they leave, you are too poor to afford to buy books, so you are quite grateful that they let you just borrow and read some books, you think it's a novelty to them to encounter a literate villager. Aside from all of that, you are quite a loner, you never really connected with anybody in the village, not even your parents, but you aren't bothered with that, you prefer being alone with your books. You always dreamt of leaving your backwater village, you always thought higher of yourself than most of your peers, that could be a contributing factor to your isolation, but nontheless you held that belief your whole life. When you were a child you already hoped for something better, 'how could no one here aspire for something more?' you've asked yourself time and time again, there had to more to life than farming and praying. You never had the opportunity to leave the village, your father would always shout at you that \"It's too dangerous to leave! you'll die out there!\", of course you never believed him, but rules are rules, you wouldn't want to incur your father's wrath by going out. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"retard can't read Kill yourself."}
+{"text":"almost forgot boud this quest"}
+{"text":"I'll run it as a one-shot and I have run something before. I think I'll manage."}
+{"text":"I'm surprised you know what \"the lights are bright\" means in this context."}
+{"text":"I've followed through and made the one-shot real. Hope it lives up to the groundwork set up here."}
+{"text":"The radiant summer sun shone down upon the verdant sylvan landscape; these fair meadows and groves had an ethereal quality that was, of course, a vestige of the faewild of old. The sight of its remnant had been among the most enchanting things you had ever seen. And yet, you couldn't help escape the burden that was so heavily laden upon your head; the crown may be kept safely in the vaults under the Albrechtsburg, but its weight never quite left your head. It was among the elder days of the 13th century, the year 1275 to be exact. And the kingdom of Greifswald was at peace. Still, as far as realms were concerned, yours was still young, for it had been but thirteen years since the formal proclamation of the kingdom, though in truth, it has existed as a polity since 1241, though only as a dukedom. 34 years of an Adlershorst upon the throne, though the lineage stretched back further; by the standards of the continent, the royal bloodline was virtually new money. Now, in the waning years of the 13th century, the king and court are engaged upon a tour of the northern fiefs, solidifying alliances and ensuring the loyalty of vassals. Yet things are not as they should be; monks travel and do not greet their king, and nobles leave their estates and disappear, only for them to resurface in strange and secretive gatherings. It wasn't rebellion, or at least, it hadn't been able to coalesce into one, but your suspicions were brewing. War you knew; compared to the soldierly simplicity of that life, dealing with the two-faced members of the aristocracy was something you had grown into, but you still perceived the practice with distaste. It is not that you don't enjoy the pleasure of conversation with some wine and roasted pork, but you would prefer it without the threat of walking yourself into a verbal trap, where you would need to extricate yourself with utmost courtesy. All in all, the tour has had mixed results; the count of Hoenstein had provided you with some useful information regarding one Oskar von Schmallhausen and a Hedwig von Merckhayn, though what they were up to is a bit of a puzzle. On the other hand, your visit with the burgrave of Dornheim was nothing short of an unmitigated disaster. You said a few things were maybe a tad bit high-handed, he retorted in kind, and you left as soon as you had come, before he would tear up his contract of vassalage to you or do something worse. The matter left a bitter, though perhaps sour, taste in your mouth, and you didn't really feel like continuing this tour, or at least wanted to speed it up for your sake. If anything, the nobles should come to you; if all of them were in Ritterbach, there would be no more of this. But what was started should be seen through... General links of varying importance. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"The late watch Wake up early."}
+{"text":"The early watch"}
+{"text":"\"You feel there was a great injustice in your home and feel powerless to amend it here. Is that right? There is power here, Asli, more than any bow, however well-strung, could wield. The sultan has that power. If you reach his ear, that could be yours to use.\"  Your words could be like honeyed poison. \"Be tender, be polite, sooth him whenever he is feeling glum, comfort him when he is feeling weak. Temper his anger, through affection, you can gain freedom, for what does man love more than woman? Freedom, my dear, shall be yours, and I shall help you gain it.\" She looked at you with expectant eyes before she reached out and patted you on the head. \"You have quite the way with words, my little dragon. Though you are no bird, you remind me of a sable raptor my brother had; quite the hunter it was.\"  She rose up from her cushions. \"But I shall do as you ask; I will present myself before the sultan tonight and see what may happen.\"  And so she walked off, without saying another word. A month passed, and young Asli found herself suddenly rising through the ranks of the harem. Though she couldn't yet claim to be sultana, a position currently claimed by the daughter of a local nomad chief, she had become about the fifteenth most favoured wife of the sultan, and, considering how he had about fifty of them, that was no small achievement. She isn't under your spell, or at least not yet, but such things take time to complete, and you were more than willing to wait. Close to the gardens, they had managed to scrounge up enough room for you to live in as your own personal chamber, and though the officials were on occasion sent to gawk at the most prestigious beast in the zoo of the royal court, they never dared to enter your private quarters, where Erassyl and Mortharn also lived, who, formally at least, were your caretakers. So on occasion, to keep up appearances, she cut your claws a tad or plucked off old scales. But when they were away, you could plot and scheme to your heart's content; obviously, this Sultane must be subverted from the inside. But you have only your connection into the harem, and there are more pillars which must be pulled; only then would this rising power fall. I must investigate this cult of Nisharr and see how chosen the sultan really is. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I must investigate this cult of Nisharr"}
+{"text":"I have an inroad with the harem; now to get one with the eunuchs."}
+{"text":"I must investigate this cult of Nisharr and see how chosen the sultan really is. I must confess some curiosity."}
+{"text":"Time to see what the factions at court are and which one I can best align with."}
+{"text":"This is a collab quest that didn't take off on /i/ so I'm moving it here. It started with submissions from other anons but I'm going to turn it into my own drawquest. I was going to make a Medabots one but the anime is too precious for me to ruin it. I also need to test the waters for some matters. Wait until I finish dumping if you're participating, thanks."}
+{"text":"alright, changing to crab hammer"}
+{"text":"Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2) Rolling for the strength of Bert's Close Combat (+2 for the bulk up) Crabhammer Yes I forgot to do it."}
+{"text":"Is STAB a thing in this quest btw?"}
+{"text":"Yes, that's why Bert got fucked up by the pecking and Lobby will take considerable damage regardless of his resistance. I could add the stab as a \"+1\" to the roll. Still, there's no official formula yet but the rolls effect is there."}
+{"text":"Good, it's the reason I chose Crabhammer, since I assume Lobby is water type."}
+{"text":"Violence. Repugnant, alluring, superfluous, indispensable…. You remember primary school: running past metal doors and out into the recess playground, the teachers would always say \"don't play rough.\" But inevitably someone would cross the line, and pushes and kicks and punches would be thrown over a crude joke or a prank, or for any one of a million stupid reasons. You were never one of the offenders. But you do remember a close friends being a frequent troublemaker and an almost semi-permanent fixture inside the principal's office; on returning he would parody the principal's lecture in a faux serious voice—”propriety this, behavior that,” and other such things that kids liked to make fun of. But at the end of whatever day he'd decided to make trouble, you would always spot him sitting on a chair inside a bereft classroom, looking downcast. Then you'd see his mother and the homeroom teacher deep in conversation, walking down the hallway and entering the room, closing the door behind them. The following day he'd always return muted and solemn, and no roughhousing would occur for several days. You'd learn many years later that at dinner, when his father would ask \"How was everyone's day,\" his mother would report on her son's mischief. Sometimes his father would wait until after dinner to bring out his belt. Other times, right there and then, he would administer his displeasure. It befuddled you. Education at the point of the sword—a paradox if ever you saw one. But it wasn't something you ever personally experienced growing up, getting \"disciplined\" in that manner. Your father… wasn’t around much Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Alright Cops 57. And the ??? got 91."}
+{"text":"You didn't expect to be woken and find a pair of police cars flashing their cruise lights in the middle of a run down motel’s parking lot. There was a single lit room, its door agape with two officers standing right outside. One of which, at the sight of your car, motioned for it to drive in and park a few spaces to the left. Ilse followed his orders and brought the car to stop. As the officer walked over she nudged you to lower the window. He came by the passengers side and leaned forward with a hand near his holster. He was in his 40s, equipped with a burly pair of arms and a razor sharp jawline that combined to give a bellicose air to him, though he relaxed at the sight of a woman at the wheel and a boy in the passenger seat. “It's mighty late to be traveling round these parts.” He glanced back to the door where a raven haired woman had come out to talk to the remaining deputy. “We had a violent incident and speaking truthfully the culprit is most likely out on the road.” Ilse gave him an assuaging smile. “I wouldn't worry about that officer.” From under her seat she revealed a metal box, opening it to showcase a sleek silver pistol and a slew of papers which she took and held out for the officer to inspect. He read through the pages before finally looking up and handing them back. “Well Ms Haldern, permits for every county in the state, even New York City.” He was unable to hide his wonderment. “I won't deny that I'm curious as to how a civilian has more permits than a Sheriff, but right now I've got my hands full. If you're traveling any further north than Serenity, I advise you not to.” “I never caught your name, Sheriff…?” “Sheriff McDaniels.” “Like I said Sheriff McDaniels, you don’t need to worry, neither for our safety on the road or for our destination. We are actually headed for Serenity, we’ll be staying there for some time.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You rolled up the windows, the engine was rumbling and the tires were beginning to spin when you looked over to the room. You thought about your accident, how you had someone to help you. And you wondered if the woman and the girl that stood next to her had people looking out for them. Ilse could sense something brewing in your thoughts, she gave you a look, daring you to do something capricious. We should help them Nevermind"}
+{"text":"We should help them"}
+{"text":"We should help them"}
+{"text":"You're the only one being an obnoxious sperg, and we're sending you to the Cobalt Correctional Facility to be Re-Blued."}
+{"text":"Sure thing, faggot bitch."}
+{"text":"Blue are the people here who polkapound Blue like anon who is starting to cry Blue are the posts I make about my kink Just one more look at that yellow would set me free"}
+{"text":"What's your problem?"}
+{"text":"\"Cute\" You chirp, seeing some resemblance in the ball of fire and your own soul's ghost flame appearance, and then, you mimic one of the punches the crow king threw at you, back in his tournament. Oddly. Your hellfire didn't feel as harshly, bitterly cold as his had. It was rather relaxing, almost soothing. Kind of like the coolness of a corpse. And from the sounding of the gardens bell, told you that the time for the last stage of the tournament had begun, and that meant everyone had heard your decision to host it on the Moon. Since golden cores clashing in your garden would wreck it. And probably cause causalities in the audience. Which just wouldn't do. They were your people and guests. And a proper monarch ensured the well being of her people and the safety of her guests before her own. Golden Cores were rare. And ones of quality were even rarer. That meant you only had a few serious rivals to consider, and you already marked your biggest one and prepared to give him a humbling ass beating. But there were two places left in the bracket for the first contest, the martial arts/ combat contest. The one on one duels that the crowds have enjoyed so much. You'd purposefully done that, since one would be the first match of the bracket and the other would be in the last. And had put this part of the tournament before the others, since its what everyone wanted. Including yourself. And the logistics behind the scholarly, tactical, and other trials would be...a real headache. As would be the free for all brawl if there were enough golden cores capable of standing after the one on one matches... Anyways. You'd left those spots open for a reason. And that was to decide when you'd get into the tournament, since everyone wanted to see your match, so it'd be the best start or the one to keep everyone waiting on baited breath. There was a second reason, and that was to put Sheshou on the other side of the contest, to make everyone hold their breathes and wonder if you and your rival would meet in the final match Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh. Double Vote! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Second Bracket, Last Match. Against Xue Long (Fateful Encounter: Heir of Winter, Mother's Son) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"First bracket, First Match. Against Xiannu (Fateful Encounter: Goddess of the war festival) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"First bracket, First Match. Against Xiannu (Fateful Encounter: Goddess of the war festival) Ling Wucai, in his hermit disguise"}
+{"text":"Support"}
+{"text":"You are a Wizard and it is high time that you build a tower. What do you mean you look like a witch? Silver hair? Black clothes? Skull motifs? The spooky gothic ruby choker that your old party's paladin never snapped with his ever-victorious pure-white Holy Sword because he was a thick-headed himbo who didn't know how to read the fucking mood and accept your many invitations into your atelier? No that's just your preferred aesthetic. Your tender taught you that human men - especially handsome paladins - wanted big tiddy goth mommies, and as an elf you can do two of those three things. Your tits? Biggest in your decantation batch. Your aesthetic? Humans consider it goth, especially since your specialized school of study is necromancy. Your ability to bear children and become a \"mommy\"? Well, you don't have a womb, but nothing's stopping you from growing a child in your atelier with some blood from you and your husband. If you had one. You don't. This is a problem. No one wants to marry an elf after her two hundred and fiftieth birthday. Twelve adventuring parties came and went throughout your career as a wizard, and every fucking time the Paladin or Warrior's childhood friend - usually a priestess who stood in the back row, squealed in terror, and cast heal cure spells - won before you could even shoot your shot. So now you're three hundred years old (and have been so for over two centuries), exhausted, single, a virgin who has never even seen a man's sword outside of paintings. Not for lack of trying. Sun above and moon below you tried. You even went as far as to strip naked and walk into a camp of savage orcs rumored to take human women for their vile pleasures... only for their warchief to throw his cloak over you, take you aside, and explain quite clearly that orcs don't work like that. All male orcs may be, just as elves are always female, their reproduction is tied to battle and so most aren't keen on using their clubs like that. The \"breeding pits\" you read about in the Central Library were the perfidious lies of the Holy Church. How dare they give you hope. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I wish. Just kinda burnt out. Sorry for going incommunicado. Consider this quest on indefinite hiatus."}
+{"text":"o7"}
+{"text":"You're a talented writer with a powerful imagination, and a pleasant QM to banter with. Wishing you well and a lot of rest, thanks for running this, it was a real gas while it lasted."}
+{"text":"Was a blast having you. Thanks! +1 to get well and have lotsa rest"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running. See you around, and happy new year!"}
+{"text":"*Universal Century 0079* What began as a bid for autonomy in Side 3 erupted into the most devastating war humanity has ever witnessed. Half of all human lives have already been lost in the first month alone. Entire colonies became tombs. Fleets lost to the vast silence of space. Countless cities on Earth reduced to rubble. And now, in the aftermath of Operation British and Zeon's planetary invasion, one truth has become undeniable: Mobile suits rule the battlefield. The Principality of Zeon’s Zaku had reshaped warfare overnight. Now the Federation is scrambling, desperate, bleeding, trying to catch up before they lose the war entirely. Somewhere beneath the humid jungles of South America, the Federation begins a secret race against time. You are ***Ian Voss***. *Rank:* Lieutenant 1st Class *Assignment:* Join the Federation’s experimental “1st MS Team,” a prototype mobile-suit evaluation unit tasked with field-testing captured Zeon technology and accelerating the Federation’s crash-program to catch up in MS warfare. *Location:* Testing Annex 17, a dummy installation linked to Jaburo by a network of underground rail tunnels. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 66 - 5 (1d100 - 5)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 19 + 5 (1d100 + 5) Rolling"}
+{"text":"Rolled 20 - 5 (1d100 - 5)"}
+{"text":"Highest roll of 66 scrapes us through with a success, writing now."}
+{"text":"Still here hoping for more, boss."}
+{"text":"You awake on a deserted island. You don't know where you are. You don't know how you got there. You'd probably be royally fucked if it weren't for the fact that you happen to be carrying three things with you. What three things are you carrying? (one item at a time)"}
+{"text":"Should have known it wasn't going to be so shrimple."}
+{"text":"The lobster used its time-stop ability on the QM. The fiend!"}
+{"text":"Why this quest reminds me of the MultiUser Dungeon game I used to play when I was a kid. Also cool thread"}
+{"text":"Maneuver AROUND the lobster. It will try to bend around in response and expose its articulating membrane. Then use your sword to pierce it."}
+{"text":"Anon, QM hasn't updated or posted anything in almost two weeks..."}
+{"text":"Guide your Schizo to Greatness or imprisonment within a mental health facility or both! You are an anonymous young man in his 20s who has recently come down with schizophrenia and your job is to guide this youth towards a number of different paths all up to you the voters! Have him go down the old boring route as a homeless vagrant or have him become a Orthodox Christian monk living in a monastery or turn him into a radical Satanic right wing insurgent or make bank as a lolcow...the possibilities are endless and all up to YOU! (How this works is that I will present a list of options which you choose and vote for as a collective or you can submit your own option/action/event and vote for that and the ones with the most votes wins! I will check this every day or 24 hours and thus voting closes once I put up a new post!) You've been going about your daily routine, taking care of chores, schooling and/or work, going about your life as a daily cog in the machine of society when SUDDENLY....you begin hearing voices...strange voices.....voices which frighten you. Choose the nature of your auditory hallucinations: A.) Divine: The voices beckon you towards the light, towards divinity, soothing and comforting but with a dash of righteousness to go along with grace and mercy B.) Demonic: The voices are gnashing of teeth and screeches of rage, they whisper such deviant things into your ear, things which frighten (and at some base level, intrigue) you. C.) Narcissistic: The voices declare you a god, the only god, a superhuman, and many other pompous titles and recognition of your inner greatness. Do you take the mantle? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"A.) Divine: The voices beckon you towards the light, towards divinity, soothing and comforting but with a dash of righteousness to go along with grace and mercy"}
+{"text":"it's fine, as long as you remember to come each day to doot we can run it"}
+{"text":"D.) Paranoid: The voices take the form of hearing others whisper your demise, hearing secret codes, seeing secret symbols and language among innocuous things. Bet QM forgot this thread"}
+{"text":"C.) Narcissistic: The voices declare you a god, the only god, a superhuman, and many other pompous titles and recognition of your inner greatness. Do you take the mantle?"}
+{"text":"c'mon op, come back"}
+{"text":"War War Never Changes. They finally fucking did it. The bombs fell not long ago. The world is over. No more people. Just shambling radioactive corpses. No more nations, just glowing craters, dust, and shadows of people that once were. No more seasons, just nuclear winter. Shopping? No such thing. Have fun struggling to find a drop of water or a crumb of food that won't kill you. The RADS oh god the fucking RADS, inescapable and everpresent. Truly the end of the world. Rapture maybe happened and whatever is left...well, most people are quickly giving up on God. Kinda hard to keep believing when the world ended, and you were left behind. Except for the zealots, anyway, but those guys are crazy as the cannibalistic raiders. That isn't even getting into all the weird shit that keeps happening and becoming. Makes you wish it was 'just' a nuclear winter. Walking corpses. Mutants. Inexplicable anomalies. Unnatural terrain. Strange whispers that you aren't the only one hearing. Honestly, it just keeps getting worse...especially with everything you have to do just to 'survive'. Living...living is just a luxury that only the pre war world got to enjoy. You meanwhile, are just another poor sucker caught up in this clusterfuck, trying to survive. (This quest will be ripping heavily from games like Fallout, Metro, Stalker, and Bioshock basically anything that fits within the setting theme to keep things interesting) Character Creation You may choose any trait from any game OR include a custom option that may be vetoed by me IF it's too unbalanced. Custom traits MUST include both positive and negative effects otherwise, it's an automatic veto. The first character will be a young male because this is about a dynasty over the generations. So long as you have a living family member the game will not end however, your characters can and WILL die over time. Anyway the last character DIED without offspring, resulting in game over, so now it's a restart with some adjustments. So here we go again. I wasn't joking about the difficulty..."}
+{"text":"Take your time and please be well QM."}
+{"text":"Rolled 42 (1d100) \"I uh...choose red I mean knowledge,\" you state. Muwahahah told you so! He's always been one of mine. Long before you two showed up! Really I'm the one whose offer he accepted first! Stop being such a sore loser. Say you wouldn't be open to sharing hm? You know what I want So long as it doesn't get in the way of the SCIENCE! I THINK is what they call it here...knowledge seeking. Fine bodily urges are so annoying. \"Oh now what you have done you FOOL,\" suddenly interrupts the witch. \"You should NEVER accept their offer...fuck.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Seek guidance Glad you're back OP."}
+{"text":"Seek guidance"}
+{"text":"Seek guidance what do, witch?"}
+{"text":"You're Tupolev, the Merchant. All your peers warned you to stay away from the Misty Mountains for strange things happen there. But you saw a profit opportunity during war time by going through the mountains to avoid the worst of the fight. However, by the time you left the mist, the land was unrecognizable. None of your old maps made any sense anymore. You sent some scouts out and they confirmed - you're in uncharted territory somehow. The question that remains is: what did you bring to these strange lands?"}
+{"text":"I glanced at the glowing stuff scattered on the forest floor, then at my crew's worried faces. The merchant's words echoed in my head: Fear makes more fear. Stealing leads to revenge. But a gift... a gift could start a conversation, an invite. We won't take what isn't ours, I said, my voice steady. And we won't hunt them or run away. I turned to the wagons. Jürgen, get a roll of that cotton cloth—the plain, strong one. Viktor, bring one of the smaller dwarf tools, maybe a hand adze. Something useful, but not a weapon. Gustav frowned. Are you paying them? I'm not paying them, I replied, kneeling to carefully put the glowing mushrooms back in their baskets. I'm starting talks. They lost what they gathered because they were scared of us. We're giving them something to make up for it. It's a way of saying hello. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place. Let us establish diplomatic relations"}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place."}
+{"text":"Use the opportunity to scout more aggressively now that they've shown themselves to be peaceful gatherers."}
+{"text":"Attempt to make more obvious, peaceful contact at dawn near the original meeting place."}
+{"text":"Your name is (write in), and at only 25 years old you are the best and highest-paid football player in the world. There’s still a long road ahead before you’re widely considered the GOAT, but deep down that’s already your reality — just another fact. With your recent achievement of a fifth ring and another MVP, even the most stubborn critics accept that, at your current pace, your coronation is inevitable. Your idol Tom Brady can only watch as you reach his numbers at lightning speed. He respects you, admires you, and says that in five years there won’t be any serious debate left — you’ll be crowned while still in your prime. Your impact on football is something incredibly rare in the world of sports. Hopefully nothing bad happens to you before that. … Taiwman, late February. You’ve been celebrating the championship for days in a nonstop party. You landed your private jet here, loaded with rich friends and wild girls, so you can all enjoy the new futuristic district filled with robots, super-drugs, and flying cars. Your best friend is: Raptor, a punk pornstar with a split tongue and a very intense palate. She loves vampires and knows everything about dinosaurs. Fugaku, a professional ping-pong player who also carves swords into bamboo for fun. Alexey, a blind Russian singer who jokes about how easy life would be if he had telekinetic powers. Julian, a Mexican running back who loves insects. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"a megaphone (can also be a sound-based gun against creatures with sensitive hearing) The high T choice free the poor guy… and drink the blood from the cauldron [...]it's even possible to molest this thing"}
+{"text":"a megaphone dive into the cauldron"}
+{"text":"a megaphone (can also be a sound-based gun against creatures with sensitive hearing) You feel sorry for him free the poor guy… and drink the blood from the cauldron"}
+{"text":"Somebody must to roll it for a successful sexual abuse. 3d6 under 9."}
+{"text":"I've changed my mind though. At least to molest that guy."}
+{"text":"you, yes YOU will determine the fate of Our Hero! your prompts shape his destiny and his actions (almost) all suggestions will be considered! don't be afraid to get creative!"}
+{"text":"Given the detail it has been seen at Well it was seen by beastmen. Do we know if they have keen nght-vision?"}
+{"text":"Perhaps, perhaps"}
+{"text":"+1 capirote xiphos will never stop being funny to me"}
+{"text":"I miss swordboy"}
+{"text":"We all do. :("}
+{"text":"Well, here we are. You were woken up from a midday nap by the grinding of the brakes as the train arrived at X-X Station (pronounced \"Double Cross,\" according to a clerk), and thus missed the first opportunity to queue for a quick exit from the car, as you were still quite drowsy and groping around to ensure that your possessions had (also) arrived unperturbed. Now you have queued behind a pair of rotund priests (Reformists, you think), as they gingerly step onto the platform and lose themselves in the sea of people. There are more people here than you've ever seen in once place, at least since you were a child. It's hot: hotter than it would ever get in Iscthymia. At least it's a dry heat there. Here you can feel every layer of clothing beginning to drip. But you can't take off your jacket just yet. It's dangerous, you think. If there is one thing you hate it's traveling over-encumbered, so, in the spirit of new beginnings, you packed only the bare essentials. There's a nagging feeling of regret as you begin to intuit that perhaps you wouldn't know what would really count as essential in this new chapter of your life, in Chaotzakka, with its fourteen million people. These are things you would've pondered on the train ride had you not dozed off immediately. You're carrying a hardshell briefcase, a backpack that's coming apart at the seams, and a little bum bag crossed over your shoulder. You lift your patrol cap to see more clearly; you don't want to remove it as your hair is almost certainly a mess, but the material is itchy. The cap and bag are from your year of mandatory civil service. The backpack is from your school days. The briefcase used to be your dad's. You're trying to get used to the smells and sounds. It seems like everything ticks, rings, or thuds in this city. You are buffeted by a blast of hot steam and struggle to breathe for a moment. Unlike a country bumpkin such as yourself, city-dwellers know to back away from the train as soon as they get off. That's why they call the station the \"sauna.\" Just a little sample of that big-city wit for you. You thought you'd checked that you had everything before getting off the train, but a sudden irrational panic grips you and you fear having left your most important possession behind. But of course this isn't the case; you can feel its weight on your right hip. Still, just for assurance, you reach down with your free hand and grip your Blade Pistol Staff"}
+{"text":"Ask Garrett if he knew your dad."}
+{"text":"Ask Garrett if he knew your dad."}
+{"text":"[ Update coming later today. ]"}
+{"text":"[ Very sorry for the wait, weekends are more complicated for me. Weekend updates will probably be more spaced-out in the future.] Well, if Galick knew who your dad was, you may as well find out who else did. After a moment of doubt, you ask Garrett straight up: did he know him? Garrett meets your gaze with an inscrutable expression. A moment passes before he answers... \"Sorry, but no. I mean, I knew of him. But, if you're wondering, I didn't know about this connection when we met.\" That's kind of a relief. The two of you rejoin the table amidst a newly-enlivened conversation. Hassan whispers at you again, though. \"Hey, why the hell does everyone here think you killed that monster back in the Zone?\" You don't know how to respond to this. \"I mean, not that I mind, but...\" He does seem to mind a bit. \"People here have been fed a different version of events. Nobody here seems to know about Maggde.\" You wonder if the Talons decided to downplay their role in today's disastrous excursion for the sake of damage control. But then again, Chernabel and Umaz were also there, and it's not like the giant smoke cloud wasn't visible for miles... do people think you pulled off a miraculous feat, or have they assumed that you're some kind of prodigy? How exactly do they think you managed to incinerate that monster? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"QM? You okay? It has been a week and a bit."}
+{"text":"\"Gill and Kane, stay here and keep watch. Alert us if anybody sails near the wreckage. The rest of you, with me.\" “Yessir, boss!” Two men split off from the group and stand guard by the gaping hole that had allowed you all an entrance. It was a miracle the remains of the ship were afloat at all, nearly half of it shorn off by Sea Devil knows what. You count yourself lucky you weren't a part of the battle and count yourself even luckier that you and the rest of the bandits got here first. Somehow, you doubt even your imagination can conceive the type of loot a ship from the fleet of an Emperor of the Sea might contain. You proceed down the hallway, avoiding the gouges in the flooring and the dagger-sharp planks sticking out of the walls. The primary instinct that strikes you is to hover at the back of the pack, but there seems to be constant jockeying for position over there - no good bandit welcomes a backstabbing - so you stay where you are and keep your eyes and ears open. This wasn't your first job with these guys, but that was no invitation to let your guard down. The boss kicks down a door and steps inside a room up ahead. With furtive looks at each other, the rest of you follow suit and funnel in. Scattered gasps and murmurs fill the silence of the chamber. The chamber was chock-full of glittering, glorious treasure chests. \"Boys... we hit the JACKPOT!\" The boss of the bandits nearly stumbles; such is his excitement in approaching the nearest chest. The rings on his hand clink together as he reaches for the clasp that separates riches from the ragged. One more step... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to apprehend her. You don’t see taking human life as justice and avoid it except in the very worst-case scenarios. An incident in your past led you to try and see the good in people. Merciful Justice."}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice. Fuck it Let's go all in"}
+{"text":"You’ll fight to kill from the start. You don’t see pirates as people worth letting live, and view them as targets that must be stopped at all costs. An incident in your past led you to view pirates as the scum of the earth. Absolute Justice. was gonna say mercy but in canon most pirates aren't the strawhats, that and i kinda wanna see what could make our absolute justie change down the line and how it could impact us"}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding Write in: *and* the priesthood. Whiteshirt's Godi steered him true. I want what they know and you'll give it to me. One way or another.\""}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding\""}
+{"text":"\"Lieutenant Sven Askeland of the UNSC special forces. I'll be taking you into custody Thorstand. But first, you will give me the locations of the men you'd sent into hiding\" Modified it a little bit."}
+{"text":"support this write-in. Finally ! + this put Vali to work \"Vali. Get me a log of every recent transmission. We'll forward them to the officer of naval intelligence. Daisy, bag and gag the ta"}
+{"text":"+1 Yeh this should conflict and the more info we get the higher chance of ending einherjar once and for all. Doesn't really matter if they figure out svens connection."}
+{"text":"A wild (possibly tameable?) mynock appears! The disease is telling me to write a \"Reborn as a Vidya Villain(ess), my death flags are endless\" quest Yes please"}
+{"text":"NEMESIS update! To kill, capture, or the hunt?"}
+{"text":"All this mechanics discussion did trigger my hyperfixation again. The best alchemy mechanic of all time just popped into my head, fully realized..."}
+{"text":"Thinking of running a not!planescape quest, has it been done before? Can you give me a link if that's the case? If you are not familiar, it's essentially a big city connected to several different dimensions, where incredibly powerful beings coexist with mortals"}
+{"text":"Forgot to do this earlier but: Gotham City Beat Cop returns this week for the action packed task of... informing the next of kin :( Help us break the news here:"}
+{"text":"Across the stars there exists a legend walking among the myriad species of the stars, and his name is Zarus. Zarus is a creature that is known as a human, a species that came from somewhere unknown. In truth, they aren't too much unlike those of the intergalactic community, with meager lives only a fraction as long as yours, of flesh and blood and with hands and feet, spacedust given fleeting form. Only, Zarus himself isn't like other humans - at least, not to your or anyone else in the galaxy's knowledge. Zarus is the most powerful of all psykers in the galaxy. This is by far, no contest. He doesn't perform acts as directly lifting his enemies and sending them flying, no. His reality changing powers are matched only by his warped perspective and inflated ego. Many have tried to kill him, and the world itself bends over backwards to protect him. Bullets sheer by him, laser weapon systems malfunction as they pull the trigger, bombs spontaneously detonate before he enters their blast radius, and other psykers lose their powers as he draws near. Some speculate you could catch him off guard with orbital bombardment or destroying the very planet he stands on, but the empires of the galaxy know he is more precious alive than dead. If it weren't for his self-centered attitude and racial prejudice, he would have had any seat he desired in any empire of his choice, but he prefers the free life of a gun for hire. If you were to believe the man himself, he was once part of a crew of fifty men sailing through the stars, incidentally struck by debris of an ancient errant missile smashing into a nearby asteroid. The lone survivor, he landed on a fertile planet in the process of colonization and took it as a sign he was still protected by his gods. The planet he refused to name, but rumor has it he calls his home the \"mystic city of Agartha.\" Many have gone to search for it. Some empires are running vast intelligence operations to acquire any information they can about the city. You know better than to actively go and find a planet where there may be hundreds, thousands, millions of humans just as capable as Zarus in the psychic arts. Their elevation to a spacefaring race would upheave the order of the entire galaxy. So of course, you came across the planet on pure accident."}
+{"text":"Abduct humans for language and world knowledge. (Anthropology. Veil: 25, DC 7. Reward: 7 Progress/Success.) Investigate Colony Beacon. (Free Study. Veil: 0, No DC. Reward: ???)"}
+{"text":"One of your crewmembers remarked how you have been ordering them backward, that they should have laid groundwork for the world's politics and the colony beacon first. Nonsense. You had to make sure that the lifeforms on this planet would complicate matters- which, as you are all now well aware, they are very capable of. You are a larger form of life than others, and as such your ships are scaled to a large degree, but the common form of those sky beasts are comparable to one of your scouting ships in size, the largest of which is a rather large fraction of your superyacht's size; which is no small feat, and would nevertheless wreak havoc upon the exterior should it get close. Clearly they have never heard of looking before leaping. Now that you have marked off certain regions as requiring clearance to even be near, you can perform more safer tasks. Now, you will humor that crew member by sending him on the scouting ship to identify and \"acquire\" some multilingual and knowledgeable Agarthans. The Agarthan tongue is familiar to you, so one of them is the easiest starting point to learning other languages and cultures. It may be risky; none of your casual observations have shown the average human performing the reality-warping acts of Zarus, but perhaps they may not have been pressed to... Conducting Human Abduction. Roll 3d20, target DC 7."}
+{"text":"Rolled 13, 9, 15 = 37 (3d20)"}
+{"text":"Investigate Colony Beacon Off to the forests of southern Agarthan territory, a thick natural border between the metropolitan area of the golden megacity and a nearby desert, there is a now overgrown crash site of a small colonizing ship of your origin. The initial scan of the area was bleak, but the scouting returned grim results. Your kind descended onto this planet in the most haphazard and reckless fashion aboard this space-faring ship. It is mostly intact, but inside the ship are bodies snapped out of shape in ways even your kind cannot recover from. They clearly died on impact. Most colonizer ships are staffed with a crew of 50, bearing themselves, capsules containing the future of your species, and relevant beacons to beckon the automated colonization system to wherever they deem fit to plant their roots.This vessel had no distinct mission, just to survey and mark outer regions of the galaxy for viable planets for assimilation into the empire and to lay the groundwork when they do. Whether or not these planets were occupied were of little import; the way your colonization works, hovering over the planet and beckoning resources hither would have been enough. Under zero circumstances should it have even attempted landing. Checking the itinerary, the crew included mostly standard volunteers and experts in colonization, but also a very peculiar VIP; an admiral of repute, one who had went missing nearly a decade ago on a personal leave. After triple-checking the nearby surrounds, your crew has found 48 bodies of your kind. Between the horrific mangling of the bodies aboard and the natural decay of particular features, none of them are even remotely identifiable. Any survivors made zero attempt to seed this planet and zero attempt to escape it. No landing program or poor piloting can be the cause of this. All in all, the report offers a chilling suggestion: someone with authority of the controls had put the nose down and said good night for themselves and everyone aboard. What would compel someone to perform such suicidal assassination has been beyond your kind for eons. To convince one of your own to end the lives of their peers is... unfathomable. You dread that the perpetrator lived to tell the tale, and collect whatever reward they had on the admiral's head. Or that the Agarthans found the wreckage and extracted two bodies of your kind for whatever purposes they see fit. Frankly, you do not know which would be worse."}
+{"text":"OP?"}
+{"text":"It’s a beautiful early Wednesday morning! All the love sessions have come to an end, and now you must return to the not-so-violent reality (because you’re cuddling with Beth); one in which you must keep your promise. You must go on a date with Celia. She even went through the trouble to remind you with a text. Not the best way to wake up, but a way to wake up nonetheless. You must fulfill even if you’re tired! And if! With the legendary Calamity Cola, you’ll be at 100% in a second… You drink the evil beverage to recover all your stamina. “Busy again?” Beth woke up as well. “Yeah, sorry…” You lament. “Relax, my beloved. I have you covered…” Beth snaps her fingers. “Don’t forget to return to me once again.” You reappear at the front of the Prisoner’s house with your casual clothes on! Oh, and with a breakfast box. Looks decent. It’s like you were expelled out of Beth’s domain back to the silly real world… It’s pretty clear that, with the thermostat still broken, it’d be better if you part ways — and do your own thing. The problem is that you weren’t here alone! Maybe you should ask them to bring those lovely people over? What do you do? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What a twist!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the run!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running."}
+{"text":"Nina needs to go on a diet."}
+{"text":"But then how will she smother us lovingly with her jumbo magumbos?"}
+{"text":"We should probably send in a relief force or at least an embassy of sort to earth. Has cooler already set that into motion?"}
+{"text":"No Karn is not. He's under the impression the JL ARE the authority. I can see where he's coming from with that honestly. Did anybody in the League or from the world's various governments thing to clarify that with him at some point or...? The actual planetary authority of a planet like \"Earth\" feels like something the General of the PTO should be aware of."}
+{"text":"I don't think I phrased it well. The space empire cares enough to almost IMMEDIATELY send down their representative when a single city's been destroyed and eliminating the culprit expediently shows the PTO is not only watching but cares about protecting the people. We may be genocidal, but we won, and that means peace is finally kept. That's important. this, love to see the gangs react to selfish asshole tm doing his best. Its on par with similar groups has worked with that he didn't ask for clarification, if Bruce brings it up then we can find out in character if nobody got the info to cooler already."}
+{"text":"Tournament of Power was great. I enjoyed it very much. It was also very interesting to see how different it was in our timeline from what happened in the anime. A wiser Destroyer, one Zamasu may initially see as weak but may help mold his mind towards making his mortals better. Can you even make him better now? Or will it end up in Zamasu doing his job of taking care of the growth of mortals while at the same time hating it? Secretly dreaming of returning to his “ningen killing times”? Especially without the bad influence of the other Zamasu, who were rounded up when fleeing your timeline. Time Patrol’s did their job. Nice. And from between your raised hands, comes a faint, golden glow. I’m happy that Batman figured out how to use it. Bit of a different epilogue than I think many were expecting It was, but it was a very nice epilogue. I liked it."}
+{"text":"It's TIME!"}
+{"text":"\"A single hunter of your kind, can equal our finest dark wardens?\" The aged matriarch of the still waters' matriarch asked, slowly dipping her fingers into the burned out ashes of the incense you offered her, to feel the lingering traces of the emotions and effort the craftsmen unknowingly infused the sticks with \"A bold claim I know, but my\" You say, smile faltering as you felt your eyes tear up as memories of those friends you had lost swelled up inside of you but, quickly you composed yourself \"childhood companions are hunters who are a peerage unequal to any but themselves. They're hunters of beasts, of men, and of beings far more terrible than either\" \"Then why not call all of them, as surely is your right as their head ranger?\" She asked, softly and curiously as she crushed still hot ashes between her withered fingers \"I sense, that even those who had departed to the halls of their ancestors have delayed their journey to aid you yet\" \"You're quite perceptive of the spiritual realms, madam\" You compliment and chuckle \"And that is because I do not command them, all they have done for me is a friends' favor repaid. They've their own lives and interests, and most of the panther hunters are presently teaching colonists how to make the most vicious of the galaxy's predators their quarry. But not Dong\" \"But not this one, whom you know is not busy with other tasks given to them by their own self or their superiors\" She repeated, flicking a cloud of dust as you lit and waved an incense stick and set it down into the soft soil between where the two of you sat \"Dong was born with a peculiar physique, spiritually I mean. He lacked, the spiritual roots and core that all men share. Some would think this condition made him soulless. And it makes many, subconsciously, instinctually, overlook or avoid him\" You explained, waving a hand through the smoke \"Where others have an ember burning in their chests, or in your case a well tamed and carefully maintained flame\" \"And the pyre raging around you, fueling and devouring itself to mend the tears it has inflicted on itself\" the old mystic hummed and you smirked \"Dong has nothing. No heat. No flame. Not even smoke. He is, of all the brothers of the panthers including even myself, the natural predator of daemons\" You explain and she nods slowly \"But, that same natural advantage and forlorn curse he was saddled with, means that the aura of unease he inflicts on others is amplified upon those who share our gift\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"Dong\" You firmly state and the disciplined mask of the elder flickers as you make it clear you will not hear one of your closest friends spoken of like an object or thing \"And that is because, those wielders of the White Flame, are presently undergoing trials of their own. And Dong is a better hunter, a better tracker, a better stalker\" Hunting cults and spirit possessed across the worlds. The first generation White Flame Exorcists have become a valuable asset to the Nameless and their tireless watch over the souls of the denizens of Long-Jia. \"It sounds as if you intend to hunt the dark apparitions\" The rattled senior asks \"No. I simply kill them wherever I find them, and have encountered them often enough to get a sense of when they are likely to appear. I am merely relaying a warning, that there will be dangers greater than anticipated, that we will face, me, Dong and whoever after hearing of my friend's void aura and the\" You explain, before tapping the brand on your head \"Beacon that will draw our enemies through the gap in the veil\" \"You don't become a dark warden for being timid hearted and weak willed!\" She snaps \"If anything, hearing this will just make them consider it a challenge. If I wasn't bound to this chair, I'd march with you to show you that we aren't dabblers, boy\" \"Guozhi would've liked you. I'm sure the surviving elders of the Wanderers of the Fog will be happy to make your acquaintances as well\" You chuckle, knowing she'd get along famously with the twins \"Guozhi....your mentor in the weaving of the dark\" She said slowly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Possibly romantic. But just as likely that he simply wanted someone who knew the life of hardship and loneliness he had lived to talk to. \"Have you tried simply buying the surplus from the military?\" You ask and Dong clicked his tongue, nodding as if you'd given him a divine revelation. Not long after, the Dark Wardens arrived. Dressed in armor styled after the tomb decorations and statues of the still waters, they were silent and clearly uncomfortable around Dong, who picked his nose as they, ceremonially, presented their shields to you. \"Getting a headache\" Dong grumbled, rubbing his brow as the escort party stood at attention \"You really are like that big blazing hole in the sky\" One of them said in awe, as Dong grinded his teeth. \"He's just a man, like any other. Not some kind of sun\" He sighed gruffly, shaking his head 'How do you stand all this praise, Brother?\" You chuckle and shrug Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"Stay away from those mushrooms, Iron Locks, they're not natural\" The younger, female warden warns a you examine one, having been curious how it'd react to wrydmercury and warpsilver, before a familiar green glinting caught your eyes. The corrupting crystal. Warpstone. \"New outcropping of fools emerald\" The head warden huffed \"Freshly grown, spreading fast\" \"Shouldn't be any strays down here for it to mutate?\" Another asked \"Shouldn't be\" He repeated \"But we rarely patrol these tunnels\" \"Interesting\" You hum as you pluck a small mushroom and extra a frail soul from it and release it to the empyrean, gently as the mushroom withers away in your hand \"And most foreboding\" But there were greater mysteries yet to be seen in those tunnels, besides soul trapping mushrooms and warpstone. That you knew for certain. And while the wardens argued about which path to take, as was a favorite past time of the Aipang, you sensed a number of rivers of malevolent, discordant Qi rushing down each pathway Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The moat of avarice and sorrow, attuned to metal, that bubbled down through a trade route marked by the still waters as cursed"}
+{"text":"Did I fall asleep?"}
+{"text":"Yes! This is actually the perfect time! \"I have something to tell you!\" (She said it kind of loud.) The room is instantly silent and Cady glances around at everyone else paused in their clean-up and looking toward her and then she turns toward the wall before she starts to blush. I should have waited until we were alone! But it's too late now! Cady looks over her shoulder at Ren and then turns toward him and looks up at him. \"Ren, you can feel the Force! You might even be able to become a Jedi!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"What kind of droid are you rebuilding?\" Oberon tilts his optics toward Ren as they reach the bottom of the academy steps. Lyra pops of on Oberon's other side and nods authoritatively. \"It should be a protocol droid! We had one at home but Obi kept taking it apart!\" \"It had some useful- I mean, they don't need to hear about that.\" \"It should be an assassin droid!\" Deline steps in front of the others and turns to walk backward across the plaza and punches the air as she grins. \"That would help keep the academy secure, and we could spar with it too!\" Is she seriously thinking of sparring with an assassin droid?! \"A medical droid might be nice.\" Triss looks up at the sky as they pass under the trees at the edge of the plaza and onto the streets of Calor. \"The academy doesn't have much of a clinic.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suddenly, the center of mass shifts within her hands and Cady looks down. \"Guh?\" A crack appears on the rough gray surface, and then another crack is enough to make a small chunk fall inward. Cady peers inside and sees an eye blinking out at her and then the stony material shatters in her hands. She stumbles backward and a small tan creature with leathery wings and a fat tail lurches upward and flaps in midair in front of her face as a nametag appears in front of it. It's a baby mynock! It's too adorable! And it even has a Force point! The mynock screeches and Quadi recoils and grabs a metal bar. \"A mynock!\" Deline's hand is on her lightsaber hilt and suddenly the yellow blade ignites. \"I've got it!\" \"Don't hurt My-chan!\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Could we lure it back? So we have a spare starship battery, or engine or whatever? They feed on energy from ships, right?"}
+{"text":"Could we lure it back?"}
+{"text":"You see his face. Sharp razor slit eyes etched onto a hulking creature’s giant head, which would give children across the galaxy vivid nightmares, stare into your soul. It produces no feeling of horror or fear, nor any other natural response, because you know him. Those eyes that are locked onto yours are dulled, empty, lifeless. The vacant glare causes your heart to wither in your chest. It was you, you did this, you killed your closest friend. A man who has saved your life, and you killed him. Now his face is slack, muscles relaxed, and his eyes are barren; all that vigour and life that he carried around with him is forever gone, never to return. It was your choice to kill him. Sith Lord Yvalok presented the options to you. During your months on Lao training as a Sith Acolyte you, Vulfstahn a child of the extinct Sith people, have shown a wild potency with the Force which is unequalled by your supposed peers. This rare talent caught Yvalok’s eyes and has him captivated with your development, wanting nothing more than to see you flourish. The ancient human decided to gift you hate through a choice: slay Urr’tal in a duel or watch as Yira gets gangraped. You gave the withered husk of a Human your answer. With a slash of your sword, you betrayed Urr’tal, ending all the myriad great possibilities he could have achieved in his prodigious lifespan. The Sith Lord that would be nothing but a frail old man if not for his mastery of the dark side of the Force stands above you as thick red ichor spews from the Whiphid’s severed neck. Forced onto the hard durasteel floor by a burst of lightning, you are enveloped by the growing pool of your friend’s blood. His decapitated head rests in front of you, not able to steal your eyes away from the lifeless face as his matted fur stains from his bleeding. Yvalok monologues and lectures, but you can’t hear him. The unblinking eyes have stolen your world."}
+{"text":"I was thinking between mid Jan to early Feb, but it depends on life. I struggle to fit writing into my daily routine."}
+{"text":"Goodluck then boss."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to it!"}
+{"text":"Gotcha I'll see you then!"}
+{"text":"Soon Hopefully"}
+{"text":"OOC: Let me just preface this by saying this will be a short one shot. While there may be more in the future, please treat this as a stand alone story. ---- You awaken from a particularly fitful dream by a gentle nudging at your shoulder. \"... Red. Little Red, it's time to wake up. It's not good to sleep in. I have an errand for you.\" The voice is soft and maternal, but wholly unfamiliar. Internally, you resist the call to wakefulness, but the person trying to nudge you awake is persistent. You open your eyes and find yourself in a little cottage. There is a bed for one person opposite the one you're lying in, looking like it was freshly made. You remember being a Boy Girl Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"By the way, in case I come back to this later, your downtime has restored 3 Health, bringing your health to 5."}
+{"text":"Black Pete sounds like he is based on the old version of Sinterklaas' helper here in the Netherlands It's kind of early to end the thread though, we're still pretty high on page 1 while 4chan only deletes after page 10 but that is up to you. Just know you can't have more than (I think) two active at a time and a thread is active until it drops of from board 10 whether or not people post in it"}
+{"text":"Sadly, I've only prepared one adventure for now, so I'll need some time to make more plot beats. It could be a couple of weeks, but it could also be a month or so. Also you're correct in that Black Pete is based on Zwarte Piet"}
+{"text":"I think it is three active quests at a time. Modpost says it is five, but I'm pretty sure it is three. I'll get around to feedback some other time. Thanks for running this though."}
+{"text":"Fuckit. Wield Elton. Maybe he’ll eat that dumb tentacle vizier. In some last ditch effort, you dig into your PERSONAL SPACE and pull the radioactive goldfish from it, its teeth GLEAMING in the late-day sun. ELTON snaps a few times at the air, twisting in your grip and trying to contort its head back to snap your nose off. \"My, my. A fish.\" The MUTANT KING does not bother to stifle her laughter. \"I suppose it could make a nice appetizer. Then, you as the main course. And your little pet eggplant as desert.\" The KING looms over you now, bayonet in tentacle--though you may dwarf her in height on your feet, her shadow seems unimaginably large now over you. ELTON snaps at her a few times, but with her so close now, you realize just how short and stubby your chosen weapon seems. \"Oh, well. You made a good try for my crown.\" She smiles, tilting her head. \"But the title of WASTELAND KING was just too high a tower to scale, even for an ape like you.\" Wield Elton in some fashion. Absolutely no rolling for it. [Write-In.]"}
+{"text":"\"Hey Elton... you like Calamari?\" Wield him like a knife, try to either disarm her or have him latch onto Katsuragi."}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"After retrieving your precious GOLDFISH PIRANHA knife melee skin from your bra, for no reason whatsoever scream THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED then melee rush the opponent with unsheathed fish, everyone knows that drawing a knife makes you run faster due to faster game physics except the knife is a fish. Then bludgeon / slash opponent with golden fish attempting to circle rmb click aiming for a headshot. Because this version of outdated gameplay is being emulated on modern hardware (a phone??) you will slash through reality achieving 1000 frames per second"}
+{"text":"More squid knowledge!"}
+{"text":"You are Motoharu Hisanori, and today, April 3rd, marks the beginning of your high school life."}
+{"text":"Games Historical videos Maybe you'll play video games with Kyosuke later, in the evening, but for now, you decide to watch some historical videos. Who knows, maybe there will be something about samurai - something that kendoka, Hiromiya Koichi, would be interested in? You enjoy your time alone, surprisingly moving on from samurai to some other countries' warriors of the past, like the Korean gapsa. Your mind wanders to the various martial arts and ways to combine them. They all certainly have their traditions, but could they be synthesised together into the ULTIMATE one? You'll have to ask Koichi what he thinks of his own dojo's style, its strengths and shortcomings... After a while, you hear the entrance door opening and your sister's voice. \"I'm home!\" \"Welcome back, Nee-chan,\" you leave your room to greet her. \"How was the entrance ceremony?\" \"Ahh, it's all just super formal talk. Nothing interesting. The air in the assembly hall was so chilly! I stood there for half an hour praying for it to end and cherishing the memory of the kotatsu at Jun's place.\" \"Right.\" Some things don't change. Yume has complained about every entrance ceremony she has attended since junior high. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is this a write in? If so: \"I met a guy in my class who likes swords, feels like a reliable guy, think I'm gonna get along with him. Also checked out some clubs and some girl showed her panties to me, 100% real story, will probably join her club tomorrow.\""}
+{"text":"Is this a write in? Yes."}
+{"text":"Support"}
+{"text":"Locking this in. Update will be out in 14 hours or so if everything is well."}
+{"text":"Faces unfamiliar to you pass by, speaking in a tongue of gibberish that is only partially comprehensible. Half of them wear tribal attire of losers larping as tribal warriors, but their cosmetic scars and muscles were way too refined to be just costumes. The sky rolls in a color you've never seen before."}
+{"text":"I really need to figure out the text formatting for this board."}
+{"text":"Challenge him (roll d100) It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL"}
+{"text":"Rolled 43 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"guess it's you and me, hoss. writting!"}
+{"text":"Don't you have a story to tell? Don't you have someone to kill?"}
+{"text":"Justice is above all. \"Mighty Iudex, please have mercy on me soul. The little ones were starving, I-i-they were going to dispose of the whole crate!\" Dogadu: Human, male, beggar, middle aged, no criminal record, index finger missing, disfigured, thirty four years old. unwashed clothes, six children (beggars), fungal infection on bare feet, dead wife. \"This fine specimen of human dreg was caught stealing from my fine dining establishment. His very unkempt existence had tarnished my reputation by miring my property with his filthy presence! The food crate contained undesirable cuts of Zetif darkwings. Perfectly edible for elves but they are known to poison lesser races like humans, their blood can not handle the acidic nature of this delicacy. Iudex, make an example of this vagrant. I wish not for his kin to loiter around my property.\" Vaeth Lofr: Ash Elf, Two hundred and seven years old, female, hosted a feast for Imperata Muvinus once, killed a pregnant woman (Tiefling) in self defense seventy years ago, no criminal record, Ashen cuisine, one of the seventy two survivors of the Stellavigi elven massacre, Burn marks on left arm. Evidence: Conclusive, several eyewitnesses, well detailed reports from the guards. Iudex Cards: None. Cast ye judgement upon the guilty Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Xerkikanua: Issue a wild, unorthodox, ironic, punishment"}
+{"text":"Raomdae: Issue a more detailed sentence depending on the severity of the crime Would have suited this case, as would Xerkikanua."}
+{"text":"Folmulus: Recreate some but not all events within the court to see if it is feasible in the first place"}
+{"text":"Xerkikanua: Issue a wild, unorthodox, ironic, punishment"}
+{"text":"Cinvictus: Two questions to be asked to either parties."}
+{"text":"For hundreds of cycles, the galaxy has been in turmoil, the fall of an empire once thought eternal dooming trillions to a thousand different dooms. Threats once thought banished forever to the infinite darkness between the stars rising up to savage defenseless worlds or subjugate their populations into slavery under inhuman masters. Petty warlords carving out swathes of territory before setting it ablaze in brutal wars of conquest. The peace and stability of the Empire long forgotten, burned to ashes in a million different conflicts on the surface of a million different worlds. Not you however. Through luck, chance or perhaps the intervention of forgotten gods, your people have survived the long darkness of the collapse and have emerged. Your glorious histories may have been forgotten in the millenia since the fall but the ink is ready to record your future deeds. Whether through luck, guile or martial excellence, your people will prosper and with luck, seize the mantle cast aside in the fall. You are... The Grand Regent of the Imperial Remnants. Your ancestors fought their way free of the chaos of the fall, you cannot allow the horror they endured to be for nothing. The Warlord of the Confederated Territories. Your people were left to die, alone and forgotten. You refused to die then, you refuse now. Death before servitude. The Eternal Empress of the Jade Shogunate. Your birthright is imperial nobility, the honor of your ancestors demands you reclaim your just due. The Admiral of the Black Fleet. (ALL DATA REDACTED) YOU HUNGER... YOU THIRST... Custom (feel free to get creative, Ill make it work)"}
+{"text":"Approve more aggressive piracy on the nearby trade lanes (random +P or +C each turn (Free action but *possible consequences*)"}
+{"text":"ill concede the creation of the mining colony and add my vote for salvaging runs i dont think getting caught this early before we can defend ourselves will help us long term"}
+{"text":"im  btw"}
+{"text":"QM?"}
+{"text":"Howdy bros, I'm back. I wanted to continue RimQuest, but the combination of an artist shafting me, Rimworld 1.6 breaking all of my saves, life events, and depression have fucked that into the dirt. So instead here's something new. These are the dark years of the occupation. Gordon Freeman is still just a story passed between cells, squads, strangers, and couples. In this moment in time there's only you, a lone human working to resist the Combine occupation however you see fit and remain able. There will be an Uprising someday, this you're sure of, but the path there lies on the other side of lakes of blood and considerable effort on the part of unsung warriors like you. It had felt like days since you last saw the sun back outside the outskirts of City 11. The awful stench of the sewers and cisterns which meandered under the streets of what used to be Berlin forced you to find something to plug your nose with almost immediately upon beginning your infiltration. Deep regret at leaving the accommodations, spartan as they were, of the Resistance base north of the city had massaged your mind, but failed to slow your occasionally-soggy step through the barely-lit darkness. All this had a purpose, you reminded yourself. In the newspeak of the Combine you are an Anticitizen, a Malignant, the malformed cell that starts the cancer, the one that sets the spark which will light the torch of humanity's liberation. Or, in more plain terms, the crazy fucker that volunteers to go back into the Cities in order to bring contraband in, people out, and start up new resistance cells along the way. If there were some omniscient statistician in the sky, he could have given you odds of survival that would have seen you sit your ass back down in Finow when they called for somebody to replace Parks's sector after his presumed loss, but all the same, it needed to get done. The whole goddamned species was at stake, with a biological time limit that edged closer to expiration every year and a planet slowly being strangled of its life. If this generation didn't stop them, there would be no other. Never in human history had there been as existential and desperate a struggle as the one you now trudged through obscure German shit-tunnels to wage. It had only been half a day since you entered the sewer system when you reached your target. A junction in the tunnels marked by a chalk marker and a lone, white coffee mug. The route into this part of the city was prepared beforehand by a two-man reconnaissance team, people with equipment and experience too valuable for you to know or to be risked with the next, most dangerous part of City infiltration. You were briefed that they left you a red bag full of necessaries to help you along on your mission from here, hidden in a storeroom near the marker."}
+{"text":"Update when?"}
+{"text":"The TGA caused some major damage. Rest for a bit bud, the Dorito Pope cant hurt anymore."}
+{"text":"It is in the nature of half life fans to hope! No matter hoe bleak things become!"}
+{"text":"Fucking kek \"development on the next /qst/ update is rumored to begin later this year\""}
+{"text":"The world has another side, one with secret societies and hidden powers vying for control. But it is not merely humans, nay. For millennia, creatures which a modern man considers fables have been battling in the shadows, both within their own, and others. Only the Magical Girls can slay the demons of humanity's suffering, and clean up the supernatural messes along the way! Following next, a magical girl begins her first training session. - - - - - On the last Episode, our Heroine, Magical girl SugarRush, has gotten her first introduction to magical girl society. Witnessing the dark land of the Shadow Market where she met an eccentric ‘apprentice’ E, and a non-combatant Sister of the Magical Girls, the troubled Angel. Now, she has arrived on the beach to train with her Magical Girl teammate, Jacky. - - - - - You shake off your troubles, compartmentalization always works, thought it feels like the more you lock away, the quicker you reach your limit. But this is important, you’re here to train with Jacky. She doesn’t seem like the sort to make it too harsh anyway. So you nod at the short girl. Much like you, clad in bikini and flip-flops, though carrying a small purse. “Lead the way.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Jacky recommended you physical training you should undertake. Sure Shadow is busy, but maybe you can at least do a part of it? More athletics! QM, do you use a word processor?"}
+{"text":"do you use a word processor I write in libre office, that usually checks the grammar, then I reread the update itself (though doing that after a few hours of writing usually makes me miss stuff due to tired eyes)"}
+{"text":"Jacky recommended you physical training you should undertake. Sure Shadow is busy, but maybe you can at least do a part of it?"}
+{"text":"You suppose you could share a bit about the Dream talk you had with Sugar. Maybe leader will have some ideas for the situation?"}
+{"text":"well, fuck, looking like a solid Tuesday so far, let's see if tomorrow goes better than expected"}
+{"text":"In a dark place, a made-man struggles against his bonds. Before him, several tools glimmer and sway gently along the wall, the strange bald druggist who knocked him out playing with them. The room is barely illuminated from the streetlights, passing cars, and electric billboards of Level 4. True darkness and silence is not common here. “...It's always women, prostitutes. Transient kids. People who won't be missed. That's no fun. I think doing it to men is much more fun; but not because you're a boy. More because it's not somebody you'd expect. It could be anybody.” ”You want money? I got money. Pacelli connections.” “You will be next great creation. Worth far more then any amount of dirty criminal money.” “Who da fuck... wait, you're from Level 2?” The man doesn't say anything, instead the stranger brandishes a razor, testing its sharpness against a finger, turning to the mobster. He looks over his captive, eyes looking for the juciest piece to cut first. The mafioso tries to pull out from the rope, the chair squeaking. He sweats. Bribes will certainly not work. “You'd be smart to let me go, psycho. I'm a dangerous man, and I know dangerous people!” He grins at the mafioso with a golden tooth. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The getaway truck has a good block or two of distance on you as you begin your pursuit. You listen for the sounds of sirens, and follow them. It leaves a trail in its wake; smashed and run-off-the-road vehicles line the roads from where it hastily shoved them aside. You accelerate, slowly catching up. Your motorcycle gives you an advantage here; while the Peace Keepers get the right of way and civilian cars pull aside for them, they're still slower and have to avoid accidents; where as your bike is so nimble you can go between cars and even down back alleys for shortcuts as you make your way closer and closer to the fleeing bank robbers. After an intense minute of speeding and dodging, you manage to see the getaway van up ahead! Following the loosely blowing money-bills like the blood of a wounded animal. You doubt they even know you are chasing them, but they're plenty busy trying to evade the police. Right as you make a final approach though, the getaway van smashes into the side of a wide-turning heavy vehicle, and disaster strikes as it turns sideways and totally blocks the road. The nearest police cruiser slams on their brakes, as the heavy-duty vehicle spills its metal girders and construction equipment off the ground, including one half propped up and conveniantly placed as a ramp. This is bad. The wreckage of the road up ahead make passing impossible, even for your nimble bike. You could try to go around and find a detour, but the robbers are finally managing to get some distance from the nearby Peace-Keeper vehicles, and without their lights and sirens you'll likely lose the robbers after some distance away. They are no doubt trying to get a quiet moment to rendezvous at a designated drop-off point, which you have no way of knowing where it could be to try and cut them off. You could maybe try to worm your way through the wreckage, maybe even bike up your bike and carry it through, but its unstable and not very safe plus it would take a ton of valuable time for the robbers to get away... Slow down and try to pass the wreckage safely Turn and make a detour to catch up with the robbers JUMP IT!!!"}
+{"text":"JUMP IT!!! As Dangeresque once said..."}
+{"text":"Slow down and try to pass the wreckage safely"}
+{"text":"JUMP IT!!! What kind of fucking pussy would choose anything other than this? Just don't do an Akira bike slide. They're LAME. I'd rather crash than do an Akira bike slide."}
+{"text":"JUMP IT"}
+{"text":"+1 Everything is a fucking failure and we hate ourselves for it, what else is new? Let's just go already"}
+{"text":"Just finished reading the update. So what do we do next? Where do we go from here? Do we simply reject everything in the book and reject the portal to try to be content down here in this false digital life just because our friends and good times are here? Yeah I don't think I could do this. Power of friendship stuff is never meant for me."}
+{"text":"You hear a final hiss of rage that seems to come from somewhere deep in you, rather than any of your enemies. The book, the source of your dreams, materializes all by itself. It flutters upwards, its foul sigils flashing a pale blue. It hasn't gotten the chance to interfere, or to do anything at all. Its been denied its purpose, and then denied its hold on your heart. Nobody has the wherewithal to stop it in that moment. The fruit of Envy rockets into the Portal amidst all the chaos, and is swallowed up by the cloud of data in an instant. Watching that leaves you with a single pang of longing. The book itself has gotten to leave, while you haven't. It's gone. Yeah okay good riddance."}
+{"text":"Now this confuses me. Wasn't the whole goal to get to the portal and escape? That's the entire point of the quest. This was supposed to be a one-shot and you were meant to end it there. The fuck you mean \"incomplete\" when the outcome in and of itself is a state of completion where the quest ends? Didn't you want to end it there this whole time as the QM? I don't understand any of it unless the entire quest's premise is false and the portal in fact goes straight to the Dark Realm digihell. That's why the book of Envy flew off into it and ditched Marnie for good. That's why high-level horrors like a giant Infermon randomly enter through it. That's why you're saying \"the other side of the portal is beyond observation\" but if Marnie remains the protagonist then naturally we as the anons playing should still be hooked onto her POV to wherever that portal actually reaches. The forever-controlled digital utopia is actually what was intended for humanity and everything the books could possibly convey are 100% bait. Is that it? Because that's what I'm starting to believe is the point right now."}
+{"text":"Well without a partner, Marnie's ability to interfere with anything is basically zilch. Even if the outside of the portal is not a hellscape, Marnie would immediately realize what she's thrown away, and nothing would protect her from being manipulated by the book into whatever. Maybe even another demon lord or two to send back to the City. You would need bigger asspull write-ins than the ones I made to change anything from that position."}
+{"text":"You nod. \"You have time to consider it. Perhaps we will be able to find a solution for both of our problems.\" \"Yes...\" Vault turns to look at Mandevilla. \"As for you, I wish to teach you some things before we must venture out to slay the great beast. It is quite clear to me that you have been blessed with a fine gift indeed, good miss.\" The enchantress seems surprised that the wizard is even talking to her. \"Me?\" She points to herself and twiddles with a lock of her hair with her free hand. \"Yes Miss. Your natural store of mana is quite large. A wizard must not only train his mind, but also his senses. I can feel it resonating within you, like ripples in a great well. I understand that you were using your control over plants in the forest, yes? I could watch from afar, but I was afraid of approaching you.\" \"I'm sorry, I--,\" Mandevilla brings her head down, a pang of guilt flashes across her face. Vault grins. \"We all have a past. What matters is what shall you make of your future?\" You nod. \"If Vault can teach you to better use your magic, you should allow him to. If we are to fight against a powerful enemy, we all will need to sharpen our skills. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What will your main focus be during the month of preparation? Seek the spirit of the sacred well, and ask it to lend you it's power for your righteous quest. Delving ruins under the city and fighting the great beast will be dangerous. You will enlist help from the townsfolk. Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. Help Vault petition Lord Tarnestead for assistance."}
+{"text":"Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. I think the right move. Ideally with a few weeks of focus we can learn a new spell or two, and also learn how to use a weapon. Instead of petitioning the Lord to send us backup, maybe we just ask for him to send us one of his veteran warriors to tutor us in the use of a spear? In particularly large caverns we may be able to use our bird form, but in tunnels or the corridors of sunken ruins, we will probably need to rely on other means of defending ourselves. Mandy, likewise, would benefit from expanding her repertoire beyond plants into maybe stones or air/wind if it's possible? Welcome back QM! Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"Welcome back, OP! Focus on training with Vault and Mandevilla. You must sharpen your mind, body, and skills. No need to petition the lord or townsfolk if martial arts are useless against this creature we're killing, as Vault seems to be insisting."}
+{"text":"Uh, QM?"}
+{"text":"Choose race: Velociraptors Loli Vampires Reincarnating Druids Choose Location: Continent Wide Jungle Lovecraftian Megacity Menhirs Of Trial And Error"}
+{"text":"Rolled 36, 54, 16 = 106 (3d100) Spend 1 blood for a +20 to the middle roll."}
+{"text":"Rolled 74, 57, 19 = 150 (3d100) I am really more leaning for the cripple. Do to wanting more freedom to build up. Yet that would just make it one vote for each thing. I am also unsure of the lore and how they think. So it will matter less if they are out for end no matter what. Rip And Tear Better to not risk the blood until we have back supply I think. With the rolls is it gonna be who ever rolls first or we all just gonna roll after picking something?"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"Sad. Civilization quests don't usually last long, but this didn't seem like a civ, really, and had more creative spark."}
+{"text":"It's velociraptor, so obviously velociraptor"}
+{"text":"This is but one of the legends of which the people speak... Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace. But one day, a man of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom. But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand... ...a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light. What became of the hero is lost to myth, another mystery of the past casting a long shadow. In one village, it is customary that when children come of age, they make a pilgrimage to the nearby ruins, and bring back an artifact. In doing so, they bring what was left in the dark to the light, and keep their history alive. You are from that village, and today you turn 18, and must make your own pilgrimage. Your father was an archeologist at Hyrule University, and now that it is your day to recover an artifact, you are determined to follow in his footsteps with your diligence. But shadows hang over more than the past, now. A ruthless warlord has rallied an army, and has laid siege to Hyrule castle for nearly a year, seeking to claim the golden power. Darkness gathers across the kingdom, and shadows stretch ever farther each passing day... Welcome to LOZ: Umbral Tower, where you will play an unlikely hero destined to save the kingdom from a neverending shadow. In this game you will roll pools of D6s based on your stats, which will improve over time, against competing pools of D6s, where 5's and 6's are considered successes. Ties normally go to the aggressor, not the defender. I may tweak this as we go. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Particular characters Iron Knuckles, both as another heavy armored enemy and more specifically the OoT bend with them being Gerudo. There's a lot of enemies I would like to see but I'm making the assumption a lot of them are going to inevitably show up due to the nature of the quest. More on Impa since she's Zuzo's mom would be cool. Old and New Kasuto would be cool and I echo the /qtg/ post about the CD-I games getting an appearance and more work here. Descriptions Good for both setting tone and describing key details. although I wish there were some more visuals for exact layout as personally I struggle to measure where everything is but I understand how verbose and annoying it can be to try to quantify everything spatially. QMing rules Seems you got most things out of the way in this thread. Just keep in mind the 72 hour bump limit so the thread isn't stuck slowly sliding to page 11 when it's still active. Vote options As has been said don't include an option you're not willing to write for. I was honestly very upset at Zuzo getting blinded and imprisoned after the fight with Dead Heart and had to remind myself there was still a chance things could get better (thank goodness they did) but you gave a good rationale for including them in the list. That said I would say that if Zuzo would consider an option bad than it shouldn't appear on the list of options. Mechanics Hard to say because I personally use just a simple percentile d100 B/W/Mo3 in a more narrative quest but this has precedence as a Vidya game. So far it's been working pretty fine but it always stings to see someone get a good roll after someone else."}
+{"text":"Iron Knuckles You will be pleased! Zuzo will be terrified Also as much as I like Kyokimi I am low-key hoping Zuzo's eventual love interest is a Gerudo woman... if Zuzo would consider an option bad than it shouldn't appear on the list of options. This is a very incisive piece of feedback that I will keep in mind; sometimes I find myself listing options more from the perspective of the omniscient narrator, and if I ground them more thoroughly from Zuzo's instead, I think that will help a lot."}
+{"text":"That's me^"}
+{"text":"I for one am with Skull-Kid. Gerudo chicks are definitely high up there but also if Subrosians show up I'm not going to be upset"}
+{"text":"Of course, keep in mind that there is almost certainly GOING to be a situation where Zuzo has to choose between bad options, and don't feel afraid to not give us an easy out. Also as much as I like Kyokimi I am low-key hoping Zuzo's eventual love interest is a Gerudo woman... Zuzo as James Bond, international ninja of mystery, seducing information out of the enemy with The Look and nothing else. Subrosians?"}
+{"text":"“HAHAHA, FOOLISH HEROES, KNEEL BEFORE MY GRAND MAGIC!” Your skeletal body, adorned in robes that have lived longer than any human has breathed, lords over the fallen party of heroes. Your ultimate Origin Magic, though incomplete, has proven more than sufficient to take on the pathetic mortals sent to their knees before its might. Miasma-smoke fills the room, spewed by the necromantic fire left in the wake of your destructive magnum opus. However, to your incredible satisfaction, the Holy Sword itself, the only weapon capable of striking you down, lies corroded beneath the hero’s tattered frame, little more than a sparkly pile of smoldering slag. Yes, your ultimate victory has been achie– Pain unlike any you’d ever imagined stabs through your very being, a thin, needle-like blade jutting out from the cluster of mana animating your undead body, destabilizing it, causing your very being to quiver and weaken. Something is wrong— something is very, very wrong. . You collapse to the floor, your head snapping 180 degrees back to see just who had landed the killing blow. If your eyes could widen, they would: the Hero Michael, who you had thought collapsed in front of you, stands proudly behind you with an unknown blade in your back. “H-how?” “Lich King Atrebor,” the hero declares, his obnoxious condescension shamelessly leaking into his words as he drives the blade even further through your ribs, “you may have been wary of me, the possessor of the Holy Sword, but you paid far too little attention to my real strength: my friends.” You turn your eyes back to the party: an illusion, a paltry trick, dissolves from the worthless entourage of the chosen one, revealing a golem in place of his second in command and that same eternal loser, Reinlock, in his place. “Impossible!” you roar, “I was certain! He– he had the holy sword! He acted just as you would!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Attempt to replicate her feat, supplementing your lacking magic with divine energy (requires a roll) Go big or go home! If that fails, we might want to throw some necromancy into it. Detritus-eating fungi are waaaay cooler than flowers in clean vases anyways. It is also a common mad mage theme."}
+{"text":"What I'm meaning to say is that we can't win this Nerd-off via pure life magic. We need to mix in something unique or something where we're extremely good at (golem creation, artifact creation, divine energy, and/or necromancy)"}
+{"text":"Simply observe her"}
+{"text":"Ponder how this knowledge might be applied to other fields"}
+{"text":"Simply observe her Glad you are back Po. I hope you are well. And as  says: write a dissertation Although we did not have any strong political ambitions within this current town yet, it would be wise to consider potential effects of this discovery. Hypothetical outcome: Solving food struggles in this harsch winter town. Potentially, this powerful piece of knowledge spreads. Although 'because science' is a perfectly good reason to do this research, its importance does call for some care. We can also try to leverage our discoveries, contain the information or sit back and see what unfolds. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Once upon a time, there was a stricken land where there was no such thing as day, nor morning, no sunrise or sunset, but endless dark. It was alone and obscure, on an island surrounded by waters as black as the sky. Yet the wind carried whispers of warmth and light, so the sad peoples of this land, intoxicated by the drink called hope, entreated their king to find the mythical sun and bring it to their lands. The king of the dark vowed to bring the morning to his people, and departed. After five years, while the king did not return, the morning did come, with all of the light and warmth that could be dreamed of. Yet while the people were happy, the new king’s heir, his granddaughter the crown princess, was skeptical of this new light. So, she ventured over the dark waters towards the light, and finally, she found a great tower atop which burned a sun nothing like had been spoken of, nor what seemed to create the new day. There she met her grandfather, and demanded of him the truth. Was there a sun, or no? Were they living in a day that was just night under a mask? Her elder, sad and weary, asked the simple question of if she could tell the difference. What distinguished the False Light from the Dawn? She could not answer, and returned home, keeping the secret to her grave. Yet, friends and followers of Ange, what if the Dawn that comes is false? What if it is so convincing that none of us can tell it true? What if indeed, the facsimile created is the true one after all? -The Heresy of the False Light, Apocryphal Speech said to be performed by Disgraced Socalist and Disciple of Anton Ange, Aster Du Langue"}
+{"text":"Ask any questions regarding Domensgrepp and its political situation and the history of it? How is the leadership of the Ten Clans determined and how influential are their decisions over their constituents? Longing for the good old days of Empire Getting btfo by a bunch of literally who's 300 years ago with their outer lands steadily assimilated by the new top dog I dunno Federation man, it definitely sounds like Vitelians and the Ljossnauk have plenty in common to seethe about."}
+{"text":"Attend to other things? See how the 3rd Battalion's ideological education is coming along. it definitely sounds like Vitelians and the Ljossnauk have plenty in common to seethe about. Damn, i just realized it. Will Vitelia ever recover from the relentless abuse? Who knows."}
+{"text":"Anons covered most of the questions regarding the politics. I guess I could add a question regarding who the Ljossnauk turn to as their closest \"leader\". My guess most of them fancy the chieftians and clan leaders of their own clans, but it will hardly be a Federation representative. I suppose we would be disappointed to ask about any Utopian movements that may be taking root here? You know, I could see Utopianism getting a small fanatic following here. After all, these people were some of the most fervent followers of the Judge in the Holy War. Such zealotry, with the right words and right ears to hear them, could easily turn into Revolutionary fervour. Sure, this is a traditional society, but the promise of bringing forth something greater and traveling abroad into glorious revolutions could sway those who believe Domensgrepp is stuck in their past. Supporting checking up on the ideological education of the Battalion. We gotta turn these bluebloods into redbloods. Damn, i just realized it. Will Vitelia ever recover from the relentless abuse? Who knows. Only through the Revolution can Vitelia be reborn. Believe it Anon."}
+{"text":"A cliff notes summary of the factions could be nice. I'm getting Northern Dawn, Southern Dusk (with the Southern's being displaced and potential agitators). Then there are the Half-Hand and the Three Fingers (with the three fingers referring to the affected groups, and potential agitators). And then the clans in general vs the Popelyude. Basically just trying to find out which groups are pro-federation and which are pro-independence would be good at a high level. Feels like Irish vs British and Catholic vs Protestant overlapping lines. Or maybe just the slavic states that all want to break apart post WW2. In character could ask in reference to the chess board (and this guy's plots within plots) which piece our merc company represents and how we will be used. He likely won't share the big picture but we need to know our role to not mess it up (e.g we've been told not to take the initiative which must be to not disrupt the big picture). Also are there any other national or religious holiday's, or anniversaries coming up that might be used by agitators to kick off drama? Other things I'd like to start recruiting but don't want to be in a situation where we've got all these revolutionary minded agitators that then need to go an suppress their own clans etc. Reminds me of the Ellowie units in the DMZ that were more interesting in helping their countrymen, than suppressing them. There is an upcoming civil war in Vitelia, which IIRC loses steam and then the revolutionary army goes into Halmeggia, but isn't too successful over there either (in part due to our favorite Reich paratrooper). That was from the perspective of Richter on the other side of the continent. So the Dawn is a long ways off still."}
+{"text":"A spread of filling out the blank spaces where there be dragons. And checking in on how the spirit is cooking. I've just been chilling for today (at least, until work) so I won't be updating until tomorrow."}
+{"text":"So, a bit of clarification. Doom STOLE Dormammu's powers, completely ripped his magic from him. He's not possessed or controlled by Dormammu. So is Doom with Dormammu's stolen powers as dangerous as Dormammu or more? I find this opponent to be very enigmatic in terms of how much of a challenge he will be. Then again stealing Dormammu’s power in itself is impressive. Do you think that after tournament Chilli and Doom will start to hang out since they are both very smart when it comes to magic? Two hundred fifty... That's a really big number. I remember I really liked one Quest on /tg/. I still hope it is not over since there were so many things to do. There was an entire adventure ahead. I hope it will continue (pic related). There is only one problem with this. The last time QM of that quest posted was 12 years ago. I’m starting to think that maybe there will be no come back. My point with this is that it is really awesome that your quest is still going strong. You never ghosted us. I really appreciate this. Thank for all the fun that Saiyan Conqueror brings. I'm curious as to whether or not Hulk is the only Berserker capable of such rapid regeneration. What if in order to unlock it one needs to lose it’s sanity and become consumed by Berserker Soul? Perhaps there is big price for it? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"More dangerous. As Dormammu is limited in what it can imagine, whereas Doom is creative. spoiler We'll see. Would take a little work for them to be okay with one another, Doom KILLED HIM after all. /tg/ quest I still remember Hydra quest, was fun as hell. Glad you've enjoyed the ride so far, I just hope it continuea being fun. Perhaps. Very unsettling, and glad you've enjoyed it. Do you mean by this that he fights Doom to the death or that Chilli fights to remain Chilli and to not turn permanently into pure avatar of Death? Well, he did already fight Doom to the death and lost, so..."}
+{"text":"Doom KILLED HIM after all. Pic."}
+{"text":"SOON! HA! Nice"}
+{"text":"It's time:"}
+{"text":"You were just a regular peasant woman in a small village in the frontier. One night, you were snatched out of your bed, gagged and dragged into a cave. You thought some horrible monster was going to eat you, but instead a group of figures wearing black robes put you in the center of magic circle and chanted. You felt hypnotized and soon realized that they had done something to your mind. You woke up outside the village the next day and walked home. In your mind you knew that you gained the power to cast some dangerous dark magic! You can hear voices inside your head telling you to do things, horrible unspeakable deed..."}
+{"text":"You go back to sleep, and you sleep surprisingly well despite the scrapping sound. In the morning, there are only piles of bones outside your door. Seems like the magic of the temple animates undead at night! What will you do with this knowledge? Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night Abandon this cursed place Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Get a few bones, perhaps just a skull, and see if they will animate inside your room tonight A talking skull buddy would be pretty nice, maybe even someone we could learn from"}
+{"text":"Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night"}
+{"text":"You go out to forage but make sure to return before dark. You then rummage through the bones until you find an unblemished skull. You bring it with you into the room with the beds and leave it on top of one of them. After a few hours you hear a loud scream. \"I'm alive! I'm alive again! Where... where is my body? Oh no! I'm still dead...\" \"What are you?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Go to sleep and tomorrow you get the ruby"}
+{"text":"Why do you wear an armor where your pauldrons stop you from seeing around you my lady ? Is it not very unpractical, especially during a banquet ? Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Ask Lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. More alliance-building!"}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites. Ask the women about their opponents."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. But thank you for your concern, milady (no need to be rude to Dynepala, she's much nicer than Lady Sue) Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection. Ask the women about the tournament's favourites."}
+{"text":"We do not wear such armors in France, only the head is in a steel helmet and the legs are protected too by steel plate. We generally wear chain mail, I did not have time to buy an Indian armor. Perhaps if the lord wills it, we will come away from this tournament with enough proceeds to commission a custom set of armor, one that is more practical. Depending on the cost, perhaps we might do the same for our knights? But thank you for your concern, milady (no need to be rude to Dynepala, she's much nicer than Lady Sue) Ask lady Sue how she rules her fief if she is so clever. Ask Dynepala if her order has lands and peasants under it's protection."}
+{"text":"You are a thrall, a slave, bonded to the house of the Chieftain of this village in order to pay off your late uncle's debts, under whose scornful eye and ready hand you had been formerly raised. Though the debts are formidable, your labors these past seven years have diminished them to the point where a release seems no longer impossible. You cannot claim that it was by your diligence alone that this was accomplished; the Chieftain's generosity also played a substantial part. He took you into his own home, to serve as a companion for his only son, and has always dealt fairly with you as he does with all his subordinates. Indeed, he seems more eager to see you freed from bondage than perhaps even yourself. And it is that sentiment, along with a hundred other kindnesses he has shown you during your time of service, that compels you to remain with his house, even after your freedom is achieved. It is an outcome not entirely unwanted by the Chieftain either, for your service has revealed the possession of certain worthy talents. You have a natural genius for sword-skill. A quickness of eye and hand that are unmatched in the village, which you have developed into a kind of preternatural sixth sense for danger. You have a gift for making others feel at ease. Your good looks and skill as a raconteur are contributing factors, but it is your naturally sunny disposition that charms all who meet you. You have a prodigious gift for symbols, figures, and other abstractions. Your sense of measure is especially keen, making you an ideal craftsman, shipbuilder, or even sailor"}
+{"text":"uhh op?"}
+{"text":"Hopefully it returns in January...."}
+{"text":"OP here once again. Still kicking. Just waiting for holidays to start again. But I gotta say this new captcha is a nightmare for me."}
+{"text":"It is quite the pain, especially at first."}
+{"text":"Stay strong"}
+{"text":"Somewhere in the southeastern United States is a small town named Whispering Oaks. The town has a population of roughly 10,000 people and it’s situated about an hour’s (assuming good traffic) drive away from the nearest big city. There’s nothing particularly special about this small town that sets it apart from the rest, but it’s your small town. It’s where you were born and raised, and it’s where your family’s planted their roots. It’s an off year. The president was elected last year and the midterms are the year after this, so there’s not much in the news right now, election wise…except in Whispering Oaks. Not only is every seat in the city council scheduled for re-election, but so too is the mayor. You’ve thought about it for a while, but now you’ve decided: this year, you will run for mayor, challenging the sitting one. But first, we must figure out some key things about you. It should be noted that some of these factors will influence your chances of getting elected. Name. Age. (Must be 18+) Sex. Occupation. (Can have multiple) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Locking this one in since it’s the only answer."}
+{"text":"'Tis the season for slow responses. Don't take it to heart, QM."}
+{"text":"Due to factors both internal and external, I don’t think I’m capable or willing to continue this quest any more. My apologies to anyone who made it tho far."}
+{"text":"Damn. Well, okay. Thanks for letting us know."}
+{"text":"No worries. Good luck next time QM."}
+{"text":"cock"}
+{"text":"dingaling"}
+{"text":"picrel omgggg that's where the girls chased Kaku, near where anime happened dat pastebin jesus. christ. i'm both baffled and flattered by the passion and by that being by far the single longest fucking prompt i'll ever get, but that read is gonna have to wait at least until this thread is done. i'm dealing with shit and recollecting my thoughts: we do the case and then we call it /thread. then i fix my shit and onto the next; we won't wait that much more till next post. what matters most to me is first to demo this shit and see if it works, otherwise i'll have to change plans"}
+{"text":"Giving the girls something not in their current wardrobe Maybe will colour it when I stop getting random headaches from lack of sleep"}
+{"text":"Nine years ago King Aiden Perenolde betrayed the Alliance and sided with the Horde of Orgrim Doomhammer. Nine years ago Prince Alric Perenolde, the second heir of Alterac was sent into exile for his own protection. This exile turned permanent and Captain Normand Garside, your guardian for the past nine years made sure that you were safe and learned the useful skills that would help you in the future. Now you are ready to carry the responsibility and unite the scattered Alteraci people and reclaim the lands that were once the Kingdom of Alterac. Politely saying everything had gone to shit. King Varian in his melancholy and delusion had arrested Prince Alric for what he saw in Alric's part in Lady Katrana Prestor's attempt to wrestle the control of the Kingdom of Stormwind to herself. In reality Alric had been the voice of reason and tried to negotiate a peaceful solution to all this. What had followed was a swift counter-coup and Malevus found herself being chased by a bunch of thugs wearing the King's tabards. Danger, intrigue and diplomacy filled her days as she was steadfast in her mission to rescue Alric. And now she is on her way to the Stormwind Keep, into the Lion's Den to rescue the man she loves so much. Welcome to Alterac Resurgent Quest! … Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Jaina, you didn’t pick anything?” You asked her. “Nah, Dalaran has big enough libraries that I don’t really need to buy any books.” Jaina answered. “Tandred?” You asked next. “Books… they are not my thing Lady Malevus.” He answered. “So what next?” Alric asked. “It is not that late, we still have plenty of time.” He was right, there was still quite a lot of time. It hadn’t taken that long during your visit to the bookstore and you could just quickly pick up something to eat on the way. Though what should you do? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress. Estate tomorow."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress. Estate we can do tomorrow, I was expecting time to explore it anyways."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress."}
+{"text":"The Old Clothier has probably something waiting for you. It would be nice to visit him and thank him for all the help he gave, especially as he was quite a big help in making the fancy dress."}
+{"text":"Last time, the highly anticipated return of the Kingdom of Coziness is here. Its newer two residents are your queen (Lydie) and your maid (Kushi)! The comfy lands (Beth’s bed) are being enjoyed together under the stars (a tent in the backyard). You’re feasting together with cake and tea! “As requested, esteemed Chef Ando.” Kushi hands over a big tray with all the items you asked for. “Please, serve yourself some. There’s cake aplenty.” You’re a magnanimous king. Your goods are the Kingdom’s goods. “As I said, join us!” “Very well.” Kushi doesn’t mind eating even more cake, better with you by her side. The entire group is on the bed now. “Dear Maid, you implied there’s something that you want from my precious gem no matter what. Pray tell?” Lydie doesn’t forget any details. “Look at how I’m dressed for five seconds, and take a guess. Even if I prefer if you don’t.” Maid Kushi is a little upset to explain as she covers herself with her arms. “You want to embarrass me even more, don’t you?” “No, no, no! I want to learn more about you. Beauty is expressed in different ways, and I want to learn yours. You’ve been a revelation so far!” Lydie doesn’t mean anything bad by it. “Only he can fulfill this role.” Kushi refuses to say more. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The darkness from the tent calls once again, Beth’s pressure is felt by everyone, your time with your teacher is soon coming to an end… “I love you too, and I don’t mind, but…” You pat the head of the comfy woman. “I know… I can hear Beth’s voice...” Nina pouts. She can be a little childish every now and then. “It’s my turn…” Beth snaps her fingers for the final time for the night(?)… From the darkness, the mastermind behind it all shows up! “My beloveds, did you have fun?” Beth giggles as she steps forward. “No need to ask!” You wink. The former prisoner smiles back. “Indeed. Look at the smile on you two, mainly this adorable woman’s.” Beth teases the maid. “You’ve behaved well, just one last step left.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"After so many love sessions, you were spent, and let the world of dreams take you away. Then reality violently brings you back! Well, not that violently since you’re cuddling with Beth, it’s early morning, for some reason your phone is noisy enough to wake you up. There’s a message from Celia, it’s about the date. You can’t forget your promise. The Calamity Cola will come up clutch for today… Sadly, this is all we have for this thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running! Next time, could you add bush?"}
+{"text":"It is the chirping of the birds which first jolts you from your stupor, proudly sitting upon their trees, singing jollies to and fro of the merry morning lights. You, who had found no rest, no shut eyes throughout the night, take it simply as an ringing pain on your head. For though you had momentarily found yourself lacking in cognition, it was not rest which you had felt, but a lapse in concentration, a departure of your thinking to some state of sickly torpor. You had not slept for the entire night, and certainly, it hath given no benefit to your condition. But then again, how could you, with the challenges that you faced? You are Alessandro Galliota, the Viscount of Portblanc. That much you can be sure of, even in your sorry state...you, who had been brought here to this land of Nera, this distant land from your own, by your great liege Don Carles IV Brascarams. You had come here to wage war in the name of the Spisa family, allied to your country, against the forces of the Fortelli, friendly to your foe. You had launched a campaign throughout their borderlands, partaken in a siege, and most of all, you had faced a force far mightier than yours, many times greater in both number and capability, aided by scores of Himmmerian Giants, those most fearful of enemies of the human race. For a whole day, you had succesfully fought them of, and, shattering the bridge which they sought to take in an pivotal moment, you had sunk to the depths of the river hundreds of their men. You escaped death, too, by a hair's breadth, when the infamous Famiglia, those mighty knights of Nera, armed with beastly amazonian mounts, had been able to momentarily breach your formation. It was only by bidding your musketeers to fire upon them even as they fought your own men that you had survived, though at the cost of your entire retinue. All those things and much many others had happened yesterday, in this battle upon the Vessena. This battle, you are certain, has not ended yet, and it is this which brings you trouble. For today you must seek out victory and find a way to hold your foes at bay until the city of Montechia falls! For now, however, breakfast will have to do. Shaking yourself out of this stasis, you raise yourself from the piece of wood that you had used as a seat for the night. Because you had fled into the grove to make your camp, you did not have the amenities of your lordly tent. Of course, compared to those amongst the soldiery who did not have any tent at all, you were not in a poor state. You order one of your servants to gather up whatever is available for you. What you receive, after some time, is...some bread, and some of the cheap rum that was served to the soldiery. Though it be enough to fill you, you cannot help but feel some manner of bitterness in the knowledge that you stand but a few minutes of travel away from your supply wagons."}
+{"text":"Nothing particularly wild... Sadly, no update today, as the next one is pretty big and will require some extra work. In the meanwhile, I'll ask: are you enjoying this thread? Although it was originally intended as just an ending for the previous, I decided to just stretch it into a full. It hasn't really had combat like the previous ones, so I'm not sure if this civil administration stuff is fun."}
+{"text":"Hmmm... I don't like it as much as combat, but I think it overall improves the feel of the quest. It makes the world and the character feel more fleshed out, which will make the next war more interesting to play. It helps that you are a fantastic writer"}
+{"text":"I probably would have liked it more had we joined the army as I am here for pike and shot warfare. But that being said your writing has made it so I have not grown bored and its good to expand our background so we know what Alessandro is fighting for."}
+{"text":"It is good and I enjoy it. Thank you for your work as ever TercioQM"}
+{"text":"It is a nice interlude. Helps know what the stakes are when we go off to battle, and helps flesh out (hopefully) that we might want to manage our affairs from afar etc. I think choosing a few options and talking to some people to flesh out the world is pretty good enough."}
+{"text":"Paws? What is up with him. Aubrey has some odd theories. Believes he knows things. Might be a secret Animagus, even. no way thats just a cat... Friday morning. What she knew of it and it’s strangeness About Ilvermorny in general; the teachers, the, Pukwudgies, the Castle and campus About Enchanting and Blacksmithing. Show here your rig and Em’s necklace. The ministry could only detect some normal charms but if they could do more? You needed as many tools as you can get this but dont tell everything about our rig, something doesnt sit right with me about her, feeling a bit suspicious..."}
+{"text":"I should have just waited and posted in the morning; should have rolled my self to speed stuff up. It should also been made it clear that for every 25 points you get a question and that 85 DC was meant to be a 75 and a full pass would get you a bonus. Sorry, even though it would not matter with the 50. However, as an apology, I'll give you 3 questions. Then commit sudoku due too my sham, kek. When picking them, please just order them from top to bottom to make my life easier. Is that the order you wanted them, what you wanted most 1st and what you wanted least at the bottom, depending on # of passes?"}
+{"text":"sure"}
+{"text":"Rolled 14 (1d100) holy shit i completely forgot about rolling, thats on me. still gonna roll just in case anything could change. i guess in order of top to botton, at the top is the cat, i think we both chose that one as the first one for a reason. next, the friday morning one then enchanting and blacksmithing and then ilvermorny"}
+{"text":"Okay. So many choices on one vote was dub given the player count, as was trying yo order them. Not going to make that mistake again. So, I am just going to put hem together in a logical way. I'm sorry but it might be Sunday before we get going there wise.. I appreciated everyone who reads and votes; sorry. This quest is already slow. Going to start writing."}
+{"text":"Hi! This is my gay larp story. Please don't laugh at me. It's not quite as fantastical as everything else here but I hope you enjoy it. Decisions will either be from a presented set that can be overridden by popular will at my discretion, or by simple suggestion. Will use d100, applying \"Degrees of success\" rules that may be familiar to some. For those unfamiliar, rolling a 50 on a dv 40 is 1 degree, 60 2, 70 3, and so forth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IT IS 2026 THE \"AMERICAN REVOLUTION\" FAILED 250 YEARS AGO. YOU HAVE LIVED IN BRITISH OCCUPIED AMERICA FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, AS DID TEN GENERATIONS BEFORE YOU. 26 YEARS AGO, A COORDINATED SERIES OF ATTACKS ACROSS NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, AND BOSTON LEAD TO PARLIAMENT PASSING THE \"ANTI-TERROR AND SECURITY ACT OF 2000\", GIVING CROWN POLICE, ROYAL ARMED FORCES, AND THE VARIOUS INTELLIGENCE MINISTRIES BROADER POWERS THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY HELD. SURVEILLANCE IS A FACT OF LIFE. IT IS 8:00 AM ON MONDAY, IN [Boston/NYC/Philadelphia]. YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE FRONT DOOR TO YOUR HOME/APARTMENT. YOUR SHIFT AT [Retail store/Industrial Facility/Office] IS IN AN HOUR. TODAY YOU WILL [Walk, Take the bus, Take the subway, Take a cab]. THE AIR IS CRISP AND COOL, THE SKY A STEELY GREY. AN URBAN-CAMOUFLAGED ARMORED CAR TURNS LEFT ON THE BLOCK BEFORE YOU, IT'S DIESEL ENGINE WHINING MONSTROUSLY. AS IT PASSES YOU, THE EMPTY PUPIL OF IT'S REMOTELY CONTROLLED 12.7MM TURRET MEETS YOUR GAZE, TRACKING YOU FOR A FEW SHORT SECONDS BEFORE PIVOTING TO REGARD THE POTENTIAL THREATS AHEAD. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I worked in Britain for a few years and, while those decent foods you listed exist, the average Brit consumes the most disgusting and bland slop imaginable for their daily meals. Everything is boiled until it loses all texture and flavor, nothing js seasoned, it is just grim over there. I will concede that they have good baked goods"}
+{"text":"Britain is a globohomo identity wearing the flayed skin of England as a trophy. I've never been to the fatherland, so I can't really comment on how it is now, but almost the whole canon of foods that you will find in supermarkets is derived from English origins. It's literally the \"Fish don't see water\" meme when talking about English cuisine. It's everywhere and it's the default."}
+{"text":"Then why arent they eating the good food?"}
+{"text":"Don't be a pussy OP. I demand to be entertained."}
+{"text":"Indeed, Give me an update or give me death!"}
+{"text":"Totemists, one of the first lines of defense against the malicious and monstrous, famed slayers of Behemoths which are perhaps the most dangerous examples of such, and bridge to the domains of spirits and magic unseen. The role is not an easy one of course, but it must be done and has been since time before almost all written history. You are Capran, young man of the Four Peaks mountains, pupil of Oranya Skystrike. There has been a lot of unrest on the mountain slopes lately, the issue growing further with each day it seems, but with your teacher still guiding you, there will always be a way to deal with it the trouble. Such as this post mimic, which stands on thin wood-splinter-like legs and angrily spears them into the ground beneath it at the failure of its ambush. You stand nearby your teacher and her friend Heyra, ready and willing to destroy this mimic. Awful thing. You're rather happy you three are the one who found it rather than some poor patrol guard or villager. Cont"}
+{"text":"(sorry for the update and dip, but it's late here and I work a full day tomorrow.)"}
+{"text":"Follow at Ghesha's pace. Keep a level head and don't attract attention."}
+{"text":"Follow at Ghesha's pace. Keep a level head and don't attract attention. gotta wait for Ekasta to start something"}
+{"text":"Not dead but this little fucker decided my fingers needed to be torn into. Doesn't look like it'll need stitches but I can barely type."}
+{"text":"Here is hoping it doesn't get infected or anything."}
+{"text":"Use your knowledge of Cartoons to steal the F-16. What will you do after you've stolen it?"}
+{"text":"Idiot What if it stops raining? Then you fall out of the sky"}
+{"text":"You take the F-16 for a joyride. But sirens blare, and an AA gun shoots you down. The world turns black… until a sliver of light breaks through the darkness. Tearing your eyelids open, you find yourself inside the cockpit of an F-16C Fighting Falcon. Somehow, it carries infinite bullets, 70 missiles, 16 4AAMs, and 5 flares. “Da fuck?” you mutter. Peering out through the canopy, a deep blue sky stretches above you. Below, a shimmering ocean rushes past, dotted with scenic isles. Your confusion deepens. Then, an oddly familiar voice crackles through the radio: “Glad to have you back with us, Mobius 1. This is AWACS SkyEye. I’ll be, once again, serving as your eyes and ears for this mission.” Mobius 1? SkyEye? Aren’t those names from the popular 2001 fighter jet video game Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies, published by Namco for the PlayStation 2? How strangely specific! You remember playing it once on an emulator a couple of years ago. Could it have left such a strong impression that you’re now hallucinating about it, while your real body is presumably tumbling toward Earth inside a burning aircraft? But the feeling of the flight-stick in your grip, the low hum of the engine in your ears, and the warm sun glaring down on your bald scalp all feel too real. Can this be real? Or could this be... Stangereal! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Strafe an Arabian wedding, or an elementary school, whichever one you find first."}
+{"text":"I like this once, I haven't been posting cuz most of these ideas make no sense even by cartoon standards"}
+{"text":"I am OP, my IP reset"}
+{"text":"Pick Race Orc Goblin Troll Bugbear Cyclopes Pick Location Mountains Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Warlord"}
+{"text":"The lack of food worries you, the shamans say we'll break apart if it runs out. You have a stockpile of bones to keep fed for a while. Your 3 shamans have grown into the tree allowing them to be closer to the forest. Korg ponders over his options. Tribe Action Expand the hunting grounds around your home. Mass a hunting party with your warriors and stockpile more food. Migrate to an area with more food. Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Scout find out what is causing the lack of food."}
+{"text":"Planet Dump25... Widely known as one of the worst planets in the galaxy, but not as bad as Dump26. The sickly glow of a diseased star irradiates this misbegotten place daily, providing a feeble facsimile of sunlight to the two and a half species of MISERABLE FUCK that live there. the ELLY is a photosynthetic creature that uses its big veiny EARS to gather SUNLIGHT the PHANT is a CARNIVORE, it EATS the ELLY the BUTTLEECH is a FREELOADER, it SUCKS poop from the PHANT's butt Perhaps in time, these genetic rejects will give rise to a thriving ecosystem... But probably not Rules: 1. Find a creature suffering from environmental pressures 2. Copy it into MS Paint (or any other anti-aliased drawing program, if you're fancy like that) 3. Add a feature to the creature that will make it better at not dying 4. Reply to the post that had the old creature with your new, improved creature (and describe how it's different) It's that easy! And they told me you needed a degree to be an evolutionary biologist..."}
+{"text":"Yup. They fly now."}
+{"text":"Here is an evo that does not require a picture, more of a social evolution. So you know how chimps do social grooming, picking each other clean of the various bugs and parasites that live in their fur? Well, the Gnorsh starts to develop something like that. Herds of Gnorsh will practice social grooming by way of brown-nosing each other. But this ain't because they have a fart fetish, it's to help remove buttleeches from their herdmate's body. Fewer leeches, the fewer nutrients get lost to b the parasites. Nasty? Absolutely. But Nature is a practical sort not concerned with little things like propriety or decency."}
+{"text":"The inflated buttleech's neck grows longer so that while they may float atop the polluted waters of Dump25, they may still suck down delicious sludge."}
+{"text":"the advent of grooming creates strong \"social\" bonding among genetically close members of the species, grooming offers next to no dirrect benefit to the individual this \"indirect fitness\" benefits there genetics to spread in the population with frontal bottom \"pinching teeth\" with a narrow channel between the teeth allowing for vedging protrusions to pull and slightly motile flat gripper teeth that all around makes grooming easier"}
+{"text":"longer mouth increases reach and killing power to snatch up prey along with just some skin secretions to lower that chance of parasites"}
+{"text":"Monday Grid Sector 11873, Defensive Position \"Razorback\" The Bradley 1A5 kept firing with it's auto-cannon at the incoming target. One of it's tracks, the left one, was damaged. The rack of guided missiles had been emptied days ago and there hadn't been the chance to refill them. Quartermaster \"Godmother\" was inside the basement of a ruined house, missing it's second floor and portions of the first. The structure of plywood would provide minimal protection or cover, which was why he was underground. Beside him was Jack Price, the Engineer from MARS Incorporated, now a Lieutenant in what remained of the Armed Forces. Finally, if he was still alive, was Capt. Harry Grand from the Air Force. - - In the basement was a Javelin guided missile, loaded, but with no available reloads. There was also MARS MPAR, a laser guided upgrade of the FGM-172A SRAW project. That system and a single reload were bundled together. Both would require firing from outside or the precarious top floor. The other explosive options were the drum fed, six shot 40mm Milkor MGL.... OR three disposable AT-4ERs. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 (1d6)"}
+{"text":"I just barely understand what this means. ) The Bradley IFV angles it's turret and opens fire with a string of 25mm autocannon explosive rounds at the incoming fast moving vehicles, but they seemed to have limited effect, managing to not land that many or zero round nearby the fast moving vehicles."}
+{"text":"Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5) [Spoiler] Many thanks, and an astute analysis of the weapon. [/Spoiler] \"Red\" readies and fires the 40mm into the approaching smoke. Her laser get remains mounted on the window frame. (Rolling 40mm) !"}
+{"text":"damn caps.."}
+{"text":"According to GM... \"Red\" connects with the corner of a vehicle, not even the one she was aiming for, blowing out a tire and damaging a small chunk of it."}
+{"text":"in a meaningless world, a girl finds heaven in scarlet mist"}
+{"text":"Rolled 69 (1d100) Thoughts drift and find root in Hermione's mind. A dandelion sprouts. She remembers having to read those Arthurian Romances in French. Aurelia would stay up late reading them. Hermione would write commentary in the books, switch their covers, and randomly put them on the shelves. She despises the poet Chrétien for starting it and the city he came from. But magic does exist. Could there be a kernel of truth? Was there a lady of the lake? A grail, a sword cast into water, or a wise king's signet ring? Surely they would be immune to the ravages of time. Surely they deserve a proper owner. Surely her. The weasel might know the truth. INT: Could a Wish gather the relics and turn them into guns?"}
+{"text":"megakino mega mega kino actually this is now a fate quest (lmao) (:P)"}
+{"text":"this is now a fate quest (lmao) (:P) gacha hell"}
+{"text":"archive time?"}
+{"text":"We're still on Page 8 so there's no rush... that said if we archive now the archived thread will update with all subsequent posts. I can handle it later on today just to make it easy. Missing my #wolfpack, guys 0w0;"}
+{"text":"Howdy everyone this quest is inspired by Tower Dungeon, Dark Souls and gritty fantasy. With a rather flexible take on the Basic roleplaying Universal Game Engine is the basis for characters, skills and combat. _ One Hundred years have passed since the last Vexana Cosmesis influxia - The alignment of stars necessary for the correct partitions of the many seen and unseen angles of reality, allowing the beyond to grasp the physical once more. Since that moment every hour, minute and second has been counted as Kingdoms heed the awaited dirge. For the First City has returned to the world for just ten years until it is swallowed back by the accursed void, bringing with it relics of the past and horrors of a prophesied future. Dancing along the manic death spiral of time with little reason. Within the fabled Bed of Incongruity promises immense power and eternal life for all that sunder their way to the hidden cavity. Countless named and forgotten treasures of equal might and greater also await those mad enough to brave the damned metropolis. The First City lies within once blessed lands, yet the centuries of isolation and exposure to distant dimensions has taken its toll, scattering the returning landscape with foreign contaminants, alien threats and unnatural constructs. The City's interior itself is a celestial hovel of unnatural geometry as reality bleeds away at the very point where the veil between the many planes awaits, existence is only a second thought here. Many such explorers claim to have witnessed their compatriots simply uncoiling from reality and ascending to the heavens without warning. The stars have aligned and the way is known, through the hazy miasma the Insane, Brave and Desperate rush like a tide of crashing waves against its walls."}
+{"text":"Inquisitive: \"Just to map?\" Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Supporting. Sadly we are fucking dumb as rocks, which is probably why we came here in the first place"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive: Robber Prince"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Inquisitive Beastman Knight"}
+{"text":"Welcome to CBF, a game set in the cyberpunk future of Charleston, SC, using the horror/urban fantasy world of Changeling: The Lost (and most of the rest of World of Darkness) as it's larger backdrop. You will be a Changeling, someone that was taken by the True Fae to an alien realm, Arcadia, across the hedge between reality and dreams. They left a Fetch behind in your place, a simulacrum that took your place among your friends and family, making your disappearance unnoticeable. While in captivity, you were traumatized, and forcibly transformed into a creature, or perhaps a decoration, or tool. You've since escaped, back to the real world, back to Charleston, SC, now, in the year 2198. You command certain supernatural abilities by making contracts and pacts with the forces of nature and reality, and can also make magically binding bargains with other Changelings and mortals. To non-fae creatures, you are by all appearances a human, maybe quite similar to your original self, but possibly older, younger, scarred, or with certain traits having since been altered - time passes in strange ways within Arcadia, and the marks left by the True Fae vary in their subtlety. Other Changelings, fae creatures, and certain other supernatural beings, however, can see past the Mask of concealing faerie magic, and view your true self - be that a musclebound troll, or an automaton cobbled together from wax and copper in your own former image. Megacorporations and stranger monsters than yourself pull the strings of society in these neon nights, and you will struggle with maintaining your humanity, and sanity, while navigating the maddening world of the fae, and the soul-crushing dystopia that's been produced by generations of greedy, sociopathic humans. You escaped from the creature that abducted you some ten years ago, and have survived in that time by honing your skills and picking your battles."}
+{"text":"Annnnnnnnnd finally If you were keeping up with this quest (thanks again!!!!) but don't keep up with /qtg/ (I can see why, some of the guys in there are very strange), these are some ideas I have for a different quest since I am putting this on the back burner for a while. Please consider weighing in on what I write next!"}
+{"text":"Shame but at yeah LOZ should be fun and judging by the first thread more popular"}
+{"text":"Sorry I should have not kept lurking really loved it and will now go to catch up again"}
+{"text":"It's ok buddy, Percy will be back! Check out After-Bloom if you liked this quest, there are some common threads and I think you'd enjoy it!"}
+{"text":"The president put on the ceremonial gowns, now knowing the terrible conventions of society. A forbidden fruit, offered to her by subordinates and friends, that which they all deemed an essential part of youth; the what to say, the what not to say; the great secrets of seduction; the three gazes of the man-eating leopard; “The height of skirt that melts the inexperienced virgin”. And she endured it all, like a woman. She endured to have them play with her, as if a rag or some mauled doll; only by the time they began to imply that the size of a bag was perspectively proportional to the osseous width of her body, she had already ran out of patience. And with the skirt, and the blouse, the inconspicuous accessory and the invincible bow of black hair, victory was served with imminence, and tremendous prematurity. As the lead of the Paranormal Investigation Club, she was in labour of solving mysteries in the company of her most trusted. Who hasn’t heard yet about the rapist of human souls, the phantom on the staircase, or the not single instance when the devil went and took the farmer's cows for a dance? After that, and many other adventures together; seemingly united, in their hearts she earned a deep place with her pure merit. And this time it was their turn to prepare her with the ubiquitous knowledge, to face the unknown, and perhaps even… to scare her fears. Trembled the world when the day came, Surely, long had spilled been the tea; and yet, in shame, a single drop lied and dared not to be spit. She, and she alone knew; thoughtless, truly thoughtless the compromise had been conceived. Upon their first and only conversation she was met with a sudden and unknown boiling emotion. She couldn't admit; the temptation was too much to bear. From the pure desire to partake in that which impossible is, agreed they to meet the next Sunday, despite knowing her she lived in the neighboring city. And even then, prepared and committed, without respect for distance, without fear, she departed on the afternoon, towards a station lost in time, lost from reason, all so she could ever meet with him... the next morning. - The Hairy Hand is a quest ruled by contradiction of wills and whims The President has towards all gruesome realities awaiting. Survival is doubtful, and physical integrity is never assured; bad decisions are ultimate. Players can cumulatively pick a maximum of 3 choices, once 3 different courses of action are picked, no alternatives can be proposed nor votes. Actions are taken upon popular vote, effected at irregular, arbitrary and unforgiving times. Small and menial actions may be taken by individuals at times; affecting or not the outcome of an encounter. The whims of a few may just suffice to change The President's fate."}
+{"text":"Keep a steady pace- not by arriving earlier will you meet him any faster. [Continue thought + Earn an Skill] There's no reason to not choose this"}
+{"text":"Keep a steady pace- not by arriving earlier will you meet him any faster. [Continue thought + Earn an Skill]"}
+{"text":"Oh, its not archived yet, guess we better continue."}
+{"text":"It would be nice, I was expecting at least for one bad thing to happen to her."}
+{"text":"Decide not to go."}
+{"text":"You are Gamma the Lich. Your phylactery was found by an elf mage and shattered, but you had a last resort kind of deal you prepared with one of your servants, a wicked druid called Sima, where upon your phylactery being broken your soul would escaped and instantly be reincarnated on someone random somewhere. A few years of unconsciousness passed in a flash, and lo and behold, you're a teenage girl in some backwards village. Seems like you're being gangraped by orcs. Oh well, so that was the traumatic event that would awaken you the druid spoke about. You consume the fraying soul of your host and regain a sliver of your magical powers. You'll make sure to use them wisely. There is still the small issue that a bunch of orcs are raping you though... You got enough magic to cast 10 levels of spells. You do know some wicked epic level spells you could cast, but honestly, seems like an overkill. You basically know every single necromantic spell ever, even some no one else knows. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That was close for the other nasty ones. Gather food - so they don't starve Every choice has a negative and a positive. But I think feeding them something other than the gruel before will boost morale a lot and allow them to have clearer thoughts. Even better if we can get some bait for rodents. It will make the Gathering them easier."}
+{"text":"The girls gather a bunch of blueberries, fruits, mushrooms, even some fat grubs and rabbits, then every night before sleeping we build a small fire to roast whatever is roastable, and partake of a hearty meal. You hear some weird things in the night, but you laught it off. You are the thing even other monsters fear when the sun goes down. On the third day, you see a village in the distance, a small settlement, maybe a thousand people. They have some farms, you can see the smoke of a forge, so they probably mine in the nearby caves, but little else. They have some spearmen patrolling the perimeter. You have about 150 SOUL POWER left. Approach the village, say you've escaped a bunch of orcs Destroy the spearmen and claim the village as your domain Hide in the caves and kidnap a couple miners to learn more about the village Hide in the caves, but send a couple girls saying they escaped orcs to gather information Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New place and unknown culture to us, with to few to really make a good attempt to claim much of anything. Hide in the caves, but send a couple girls saying they escaped orcs to gather information The forest allows for freedom, but risk to the orcs and unknowns. I say move to the caves and with luck the orcs hit the town and we just have to deal with a random animal in the cave."}
+{"text":"Pondering that you have no way to know how this strange culture will react to you, you decide to hide in the caves. But you send a couple girls, instructing them to say they escaped form the orcs, to gather intelligence. Within, you find a Bear. Your baby is hungry and wants to eat it. Kill and eat the bear Shoo the bear away Kill the bear and raise him as undead Write in After a couple days, one of them shows up at the caves. \"The villagers have had problems with the orcs before and welcomed us well. The people here are very trusting. They are part of a kingdom called Merryland. They expected us to find roles within the village very quickly. We've been helping with cooking and today I volunteered to bring food to the miners, then I slipped by here to tell you about it.\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kill and eat the bear The baby is likely our main way to fight and save energy. Kidnap and sacrifice a few people Information is a power in it's own right, but time will allow for only so much gathering. It's a risk for sure, but with luck maybe the orcs can be blamed. The other thought I have is for us to plague the food and water of the town. Starting with small things that could be seen as that has been around for some time. With luck we weaken the fighters to allow us time to gather needs before we move."}
+{"text":"Pick race and location"}
+{"text":"You feed the weird thing to a yung one. He starts screaming and acting erratically, You beat him up a little and ask him what is he seeing. He says he sees spiders everywhere on the walls, a hole in the ceiling and a huge troll on fire in the sky, gazing straight at him. \"Talk to him.\" \"What should I say?\" \"What do you think?\" \"Flaming troll in the sky! How come you don't die in the fire?\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rolled 6, 41, 64, 87, 21, 6, 9, 35, 44, 10, 24, 96 = 443 (12d100) The tribe always needs food. Steal more food from the humans. I assume this is like an attack so rolling"}
+{"text":"eh, if you go through with it you don't land a single blow with this roll. I will wait at least for more rolls."}
+{"text":"Well, I waited enough, no one rolled. Should I go with your roll anyway, or do you want to roll again?"}
+{"text":"Rolled 95, 26, 33, 32, 15, 19, 80, 73, 77, 6, 100, 19 = 575 (12d100) Let's add more dice to the pot."}
+{"text":"\"JESUS FUCK.\" A bit of spit leaves the girl's mouth with the utterance of the expletive. The thin blonde man shoots an annoyed look at his coworker as he leans on his broom, watching her wipe the spit from her chin. \"Hey, management said we couldn't curse. Get that side for me.\" The brunette gives him an indifferent glance, grabs a dustpan, and starts sweeping in various things: rose petals, scrapped, badly framed photos, a dust of cocaine that had slipped from some celebrity's torn pocket. She scoffs at the discovery of a used condom leaking all over the concrete. \"Just saying. You'd think that at a big event like this, people would be a bit more dignified.\" She turns to look at the big black block letters that burned boldly on the arena sign. MILLER V HAWKE FATHER V SON TONIGHT (1/5)"}
+{"text":"Thank you all for being so patient and for reading Minimum Wage Quest! I wanted this to continue all the way to 10 pages, but I don't think I have it in me to keep this thread going that long. This has been very educational for me, and the next thread will likely be shorter than this one, but longer than the first. I am so grateful to those of you that stuck around and waited so patiently, and I'm so sorry I'm ending this thread here. What did you think? I'd love your honest thoughts: what did you like, what did you dislike, what should I change, what should I keep? I think I'm going to end QM rolls. The entire reason I was rolling in the first place was for momentum's sake. It kept each update as an update instead of waiting for votes since I was a little scared they would slog the pace of the quest, but I think audience rolls are the way to go."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running it, QM! I really like the setting, and the premise. I love me some /x/ style woo woo lore. You're doing a really good job fleshing out the cast, too! I'm indifferent to who rolls, personally."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the extremely solid update QM! I'll +1 setting and premise. I love the premise and the \"quests\" inside the quest. Also, your incredible art makes the story even more compelling. I really loved the \"Hoe\" shower thought which is best pannel of the quest so far (despite the gifs being amazing) What I dislike : our active power seems to suck a lot. Oh well maybe we'll turn it into something useful for real."}
+{"text":"Don't forget to archive this"}
+{"text":"It was a great ride. On all marks you did excellent. The final battles and moments were well written, and captured the character of the internal factions so well. Going from that bitter ghost fleet scene to the wild ride of the megaton rain, ending with the reality of a post war existence and a touch of comedy for Glasner. Your Choice of music and art was on point. The story didn't revolve around the characters as hard as in the past, instead zooming in and out between the personal and macro really lent a sense of scale to the universe and was enjoyable. And it was all handled with a lot of unscheduled events and raw chaos in a way that worked well while seemingly operating at near zero personal battery. There are a lot of loose ends, and I hope you consider revisiting this strange place again."}
+{"text":"Did the (faster) options actually matter? Yes. In the beginning I had a hidden clock that ticked down towards Pact defeat. Choosing longer projects would make it tick down faster, as would failing the dice contest. As the quest progressed and the story started to take on a life of its own I gradually stopped using clocks and did things more based on QM fiat, but fast projects still mattered. Sometimes I'd be thinking of some disadvantage to introduce but decide not to because \"The players voted to roll out something quick so this thing isn't going to happen.\" If the players voted for the quick refits towards the end I'd just skip the dice rolls for complications because the refit was proven. Was there a route where we could have encouraged House Shimada to declare independence from the Empire? The short answer is no. The long answer is that I briefly considered giving you the opportunity when the Pact conquered Shima but decided against it since I was in a hurry to finish the quest and didn't want to meander along yet another sub-plot. Shirin Shimada was heavily invested in keeping Shima as her fief and while there might have been an angle you could have worked to turn her against the Empire the Pact characters remained unaware of it. Sequel when? I have no plans to run anything in the near future especially with my current RL situation. Space shipyard quest was never meant to be more than a one shot, but the brain worm kept returning so now it's become this weird story where the perspective shifts every thread. Even then I endeavor to make each thread stand on its own so there's still a sense of closure should I never run again."}
+{"text":"have we considered getting some fabricators and ship of our own and constructing self replicating robot swarms for resources?"}
+{"text":"Glasner's a genius but he's not that smart."}
+{"text":"also our faction's anti-AI culture would probably preclude making robots independent enough to self-replicate"}
+{"text":"Uncomfortable proximity aside, you can see that her concern is genuine, plus her strength can be of use. But why? \"Alright... mind the hat. Why are you concerned with Craig? Who is he to you?\" She thumps her chest, possibly an indication of indignance. \"He's my dearest friend's kid! So why shouldn't I be worried about him? What kind of friend would I be if I wasn't?\" Ah, a friend of Craig's parents, then. You motion for her to follow you inside the abandoned tower. A floor later, and you're kind of impressed at the variety and amount of traps there were in the first floor. That should suffice for small talk. \"Interesting how most of the traps are already deactivated...\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run Better to follow their advice"}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run Probably."}
+{"text":"Run"}
+{"text":"□ Follow the others and run This would be an inopportune time to be sent back to Nowhere, what with the mission and all."}
+{"text":"Abigail thinks back to the conversation Miss Walsh had with her partner on the phone. Considering the timing of the rescheduled meeting… “We’re going to meet her. In front of the CNC.” She surmises. Oliver raises his eyebrows. “How can you be so sure about that? Maybe she was called by the Headmaster or some other staff member to fill her in on her duties since she’s new?” “Oliver, if I’m right then I’ll g-give- ahem.” Why is this still so hard? Abigail puts on her best teasing voice and tries again. “If I’m right then I’ll get a free pass to make you pose for a portrait in any way I want. If you’re right then you can ask me for… let’s say anything?” “Deal.” Oliver accepts as fast as possible. “Alright, let’s go lovebirds!” Alba shouts before storming into the crowd, beelining straight for the school exist and practically barrelling students out of the way all the while. The rest of the group quickly chase after her, both to exploit the opening and protect her from any students wanting to “Enforce the Rules” before they leave. Alba is still ahead of them the whole time despite carrying a box that’s larger and heavier than herself. How much does this girl exercise? Where does she hide the muscle?. “I’m guessing this is why you left a little girl to carry the box instead of doing it yourself, Oliver? Is this how you’re going to treat me in this relationship?” Abigail playfully teases as they walk out the school. Oliver raises his hand to his heart in faux offence. “My word, there’s no way I could let my lady sully her hands with such rough work! Especially when your hands are already dirty enough from all the painting you do.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Buy now I came here to buy underwear due to a pressing need for it, and now I get a discount! Would be pretty dumb of me to NOT get the new underwear, right? And then… I’ll head home. I’m probably like, sweaty and shit? Fuck my lungs hurt. Oh God are lungs meant to hurt?"}
+{"text":"The Jelly could stretch, of course. It could also change its form to a hard solid, a viscous jelly, and a liquid while still retaining full control of its body. Emilly has become gelatinous cube, eater of worlds. Those snacks though. Not very pleasant, sugar on sugar, rock candy and jelly, sure they texture was different, but the flavor being pure chem sugar. Not even natural flavoring. She looks at Marisa. \"Can you still make food from here? Just some fresh woodsmen bread with some salt and butter, and I'd be right as rain. Not like I got hurt the fight, uh.\" She remembers her arm, one that's still lying on the floor. \"Well, not in any way that matters... actually, belay that bread.\" She approaches the fallen limb, it's not a large piece of meat by any means, but unlike her regular state, being transformed actually means there's something on that bone. The cut wasn't too clean, probably expected with a spear. Blood has pooled around it, though not that much. Emilly picks the errant limb up. The flavor profile will certainly be distinct from her previous meal, and while there may be a small texture overlap, definitely enough to prevent it form being a perfect compliment, it is good enough. After all, waste not, want not. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Emilly stretches. \"Honestly, I feel quite good, ready to go when you are. Unless you have something you think I need to know.\" She thinks for a moment, before reminding herself and pulling at a frilly sleeve. \"Oh, you can try a piece of the dress, if you want. It's surprisingly good, let me tell you, can't quite pin down the flavor, but I can vouch for the taste.\""}
+{"text":"\"Sure, give it 'ere. No strings, though, eh?\" A Grief Seed, all that remains of a fallen Magical Girl; her Soul Gem, in particular. Interesting terminology. A Gem overfilled with Grief spawns a Witch who, when killed, leaves behind this Seed...? The terms used made the sequence sound perfectly natural, like a fruit ripening and, eventually, bursting. Who even came up with this tripe? She'd have to ask Megan about this later. Stephanie, after all, was not a literary type and was like misinterpret such things. Little shame in knowing one's limitations. Check Soul Gem. How are we doing, at a glance? Still, far from the harrowing reveal in the forest, Stephanie couldn't help but feel as though, even on the eve of battle, things were looking up. Life wasn't easy—and that was something Stephanie knew before finding out she was dead and would have to fight monsters—, so there were many, many ways for a Magical Girl to fall to despair and wreak yet more of it as a Witch. Stephanie, though, felt quite lucky, both in terms of the wish she made and her current circumstances. Thinking back to it now, if she'd wished for something like, say, infinite money or the power to get back at those who wronged her, such things would be of little help in the long-term battle against encroaching despair or, worse, harm more than help. But with family and friends (and, last but in no way least, a cat and a dog), she couldn't help but feel like she lucked into having a breakwater of sorts. Along with the fact that she wasn't doing this alone, Stephanie was quite positive in not seeing herself falling like the (former) Magical Girl whose Soul-Gem-turned-Grief-Seed she was idly spinning like a top on the table. Always look on the bright side of life (Mind, 14). While waiting for the others to show, a sudden incongruity assailed Stephanie. She glanced at the Seed, then at Kanata. \"Say, Miss Kanata...said you weren't all that when it came t' actually killing Witches, eh? And here you 'ave this Grief Seed. So tell me, when'll Miss Walsh be joining us?\""}
+{"text":"ANTON PEAS: that’s your name, don’t wear it out! Originally a mild-mannered grilljockey, a botched demonic summoning brought you to ZORAL: a fantasy world shrouded in perpetual darkness! You get used to it! The memory loss and everyone trying to kill you? That’s the tricky part. See, your unexpected trip landed you in one Hell of a mess: not only did you lose a huge chunk of your memories, but you also forfeit your soul to RED--you don’t know the specifics, but essentially your summoning granted you some DEMONIC POWERS, so it’s not all bad! What IS bad is what you’re up to now: your hellish helper can restore your memories, but he won’t do it for free! The price: delivering the heads of THE FOUR LORDS OF ZORAL: tyrants and titans that rule the darklands with iron fists, claws, and… you dunno, tentacles, maybe? There’s a reason they’ve ruled for so long, however, and despite your platoon of pals and plentiful powers you can’t help but feel a little apprehensive about the whole thing! Exhibit A: ARCHMAGE TRIER. Arriving in UMBERAL: Zoral’s very own city of tomorrow, you were swiftly introduced to the TEKSOULS: menacing magitek that follow every whim Trier can think up… and you met the guy–he thinks a LOT! Not to be outdone, you also ran into THE SPICE CARTEL--not only is Umberal their home turf, they’re also running some kind of deal with the Archmage… as for what it is, well, you shudder to think! Your search for leverage over the Archmage took you to TRIMBAULT ACADEMY: Zoral’s most prestigious magical academy, and whole you managed to snag some goodies and teach a surprisingly-decent class (don’t ask), you didn’t manage to find notes other mages took on their Archmage adversary! Even worse, all signs point to The Cartel snatching them up for their own perfidious plots! Luckily you had an in: TZAH-TZIE, skilled songstress and your current beau, has an axe to grind with her musical rival LUTZA. Having saved the starlet from a kidnapping on the Umberal Skyrail, you earned your way into holding a concert in Umberal, and some of the biggest names in The Cartel just happen to be huge fans! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yet you managed to save her sisters too--and believe me, they could've had a much worse ending!"}
+{"text":"You'll have to forgive me if I don't think that's much of a recompense for best girl getting nocon'd."}
+{"text":"What was your favorite part of Thread 7? Rezalith's arc. What could be improved in the future? More Volka! Who/what do you wanna see more of in the next thread? MORE VOLKA! What do you think will happen next?! Terror time with Trier, no doubt. Then... Well, Crossroads may be in jeopardy, it sounds like. Who's your fave character and why? Probably still Rezalith. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fav part Vhale fight and Sixface's doppelganger gambit kicked ass Who do you want more of Volka What next We are gonna kick ass B^) What do Rolo and Sixface look like? I imagine Rolo as a mix between a Walrus and one of those Tegu lizards but he stands upright. I imagine Sixface as a mix between a house centipede, a regular centipede, and a Jackson's Chameleon, which limbs that are segmented like a chameleon, and shapeshifts by rapidly molting the current skin to take on the new shape underneath, whereupon the shed skin evaporates quickly into fine dust."}
+{"text":"What was your favorite part of Thread 7? Killing Vhale. A second close one was seeing Rezzie being cute and growing to be a better person. What could be improved in the future? Nothing I can think of, outside of more Volka, which ties into the third question so I'm skipping that. What do you think will happen next?! Murdering Trier to death, murder style. We are tasked with killing the various lords and he was just a useful stepping stone. Who's your fave character and why? TT. I love me the cattethinge. Rezzie is a close second. LEAST fave character In terms of people I hate? Vhale/his dad, but they were meant to be hated. In terms of actual characters? Oti. I never cared for his deadpan whiny shtick, but I don't dislike him enough to outright hate him. WHAT DO YOU THINK TRIER LOOKS LIKE? AM, from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but instead of computery bits as we would understand it, he's a giant pillar of magic crystals and gems and rocks. Whenever he speaks I like to imagine you can hear rocks cracking or frying from the strain of his might. SIXFACE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Honestly, I could name a thousand reasons: I don’t like Prometheus, and I don’t trust him to mold me like a piece of clay. I’m not you, and I don’t want to be— hell, I don’t think I’d even deserve to be.” “You wouldn’t-” “There’s only one person in the world I’d want to trust my soul with,” you interrupt, “And it isn’t your dead boyfriend. I have things I worked hard for that I want to keep, people who I really want to stay dead, and I owe a debt of gratitude to the Architect for giving me this opportunity in the first place. I like power, I like having more than other people, but, more than anything… I want to be free, and I want to be myself. If that means I don’t get to be happy, then, fuck it, who even needs to be? I have a more powerful impetus.” You spread your arms wide, the fake soul of the fake you conjured by the Grand Art creaking and chipping beneath the pressure exerted by your real might, crimson light pouring through the breaks like water from the cracks in a porcelain vase. Arms painfully burst from your back, skin tearing and blood pouring out from the ruins of your tattered sweater. The limbs flex their freshly minted muscle, caressing the soft, tender pink skin, newborn, almost infantile despite their long, sinister build, You topple forward for a moment the weight cracking your spine under its crushing weight until your body reorganizes itself, reinforcing and regenerating shattered bone and torn sinew with metal and divinity, your skeleton shivering and popping as your new anatomy settles into place. “...I see. Well, it was a free choice, a true choice, so a number of possibilities exist. I guess this just happens to be one where things turned out wrong.” “You’re too vertical, both of you,” you sneer, “Your world is dead. The man who killed himself was someone you never knew, and he died for someone he never met. As far as I’m concerned, all of those “what if”s are only as real as any other predictive model. A glorified simulation, really. Well, if it’s any consolation, I believe your wish to have been granted before you ever made it: you have never been me, and you never will be.” The other you remains silent, but you press on, the constructed world tearing away as your Impetus overrides the Grand Art, its caster no longer present to protect it from your will. Your body lifts into the air, scarlet fetters burst from your fingertips, slowly taking the qualities of the Sunset, first hard to notice, vermillion and magenta, then, less subtle, gold, lilac, blue, white, black. The chains bind to the fabric of the incomplete reality itself, each wild movement of your arms tearing out another piece."}
+{"text":"Firstly, thank you all for the well wishes. I really am grateful for not only the fact that you stayed to read, but that all of you contributed with incredible write-ins and speculation. Again, I really couldn't have done it without you. I've decided I might as well throw out some bonus scenes since you guys seem to have wanted a few. I'll release one now, and probably post the next in a couple days. Before that, though, to answer 's question: Yeah, I did have a decent chunk of stuff planned for various side characters in case they came up more often. I had whole potential arcs etched out for subordinates like Lethe or Brigita, other world powers like Yama or Hades, and even, indeed, for cannon fodder like Epimetheus or the Boar. Of course, I didn't have a TON planned for the former specifically, since I was really sure you guys were gonna kill him, but Dorota did inherit (a modified version of) his powers which also may have come up if you spent more time with her. Anyway, here's that exit interview  asked for:"}
+{"text":"Exit interview: Jane On the night of the apotheosis, the eclipseless blood moon, the world around you seems bright enough to be lit by day. Of course, the light ought to be crimson, but somehow, here in this little stretch of the world, red filters into gold, which melts into the grey of the clouds and thick vapor hugging the dirt and grass. “Where… am I?” You and the hind stand alone in the misty nowhere, a crossroads deep into the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest. Your presence is vague but all-encompassing, a faint crimson hue and a tinge of iron in the thick fog belie the presence of something less than— or, more accurately, more than mortal. Your control over your vessel and your presence is still ambiguous, your body still becoming accustomed to godhood. Sparks and wisps of tangerine fire burn silently and smokelessly beneath Jane’s feet, their light seeming not to bother her, or even draw her attention, as she is forged from the echoes of her former self, her existence transplanted from a moment past to a moment present. You open your mouth, but close it again— as you are now, your voice alone would almost certainly kill her. You are at the crossroads, my dear. you soundlessly reply, keeping your form obscured in the mist as the temporary anchor writhes and crackles beneath the magnitude of your soul, vermilion light exploding out of your eyes and through fractures in your skin. You temper that divine might, sending it to fuel the flames, but even then a haunting incandescence is visible in your eyes. Surely you remember your own death. Your betrayal. I have taken that supernatural misery from your body, but I can only imagine the extent of the shock and melancholy. Indeed, this Jane is not the person you had spoken to in your soul. Even if you shielded her somewhat, she had become inexorably dyed in your colors, slowly becoming incorporated into the endless sanguine sea. It wasn't truly her, not really, so you had decided instead to bring her back as she was when she died. “Wow, I don't… know what to say. Who are you, if you don't mind my asking? Or, um, is that impolite for, uh, whatever it is you are..?”"}
+{"text":"I have a lot of names. Most all of them would be meaningless to you. Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. you breathlessly sigh, dropping the divine majesty angle and returning to your more usual manner of speaking, Ultimately, your revival is just another aspect of my selfish desire. So, I wanted to give you a choice: I could either revive you as you were, as you died, or I can wipe your slate clean. No memories, no trauma, and a brand new life with brand new people. So, Jane, what will it be? She pauses, her form melting from hart to human, her unflattering, baggy clothes returning to her as her hide shifts into flesh. “I think I’ll go this way,” she smiles, pointing off into the distance. You’ve been dead for a long time. Reintegrating in that environment is gonna be difficult. “I didn't know too many people anyway.” The things you were running away from, using me, are going to still be there when you get back. “Then… maybe you could stay with me?” She replies, seemingly entirely unsurprised at your reveal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"a good end point"}
+{"text":"Another set of tyrns passes and begins again, bringing with it a new set of challenges. The threat of lunar invasion has passed, and with it a new era of peace begins. Of course such things rarely last. Already the nations of the world dabble in tremendous powers that could alter the world. Stolen lunar technologies, tremendous machines worked powered by magic, the holy light of gods and puppets stitched together from broken spirits. The world lurches toward great change, ready or not. --- This a Multiplayer Nation Roleplay! Unfortunately we are full up on players at the moment with no openings expected. Apologies to anyone who wanted to join! Global Across the land all breathe a sigh of relief as the great silver fortresses of the Lunites march into the ocean, never to be seen again. Even those few who can follow them find no trace a tyrn later. Turbans Glorious victory at last! Though the battle rages day and night Turban ingenuity has won the day, developing horrific poisons that leave the invaders trembling and flailing while strikes against key locations of their silver fortress has sent it into retreat toward the ocean! Despite the usage of terrible weapons of magical fog the invaders have been driven back! At the height of the battle a great charge of biotitans slam into the fortress and hurl it into the sea! Glory to the Turquoise Turbans! Nothing remains of the invaders save their memory. Vencia The great cataloging of Taxmoss is an exciting time for the explorers of Vencia as they cross the foreign jungles on the far side of the Tarn. It is of course also a somewhat terrifying time of course, because such activities inevitably lead into the territories of the Red Wall, a fearsome skrit war thing that is decidedly less friendly than the usual Skrit, it seems quite determined to devour everything in reach in fact. A nutty new gourd is discovered in the jungles, one that curiously grows more like an onion than a normal squash, with most of the plant firmly underground. Getting them pulled free is quite the hassle, fortunately normal Skrit drones are usually handy to help dig them out. When the ants get into the leftover squash left as payment they change color to a curious metallic brown, at least when not near a venk. Is this some sort of magical thing?"}
+{"text":"The Divine Republic of Guliseare The most loyal, most faithful, fiercest inquisitors and ardent believers all gather together at the exercise grounds. And there is Ourania, and Cyra both. Kallixeina breaks all decorum, throwing herself between Cyra and the traitor, demanding to know her plot, her plans. There is nothing to be seen, nothing out of place, but as the heretic kneels Kallixeina feels the horror mount in her body. “Let me show you the power of our true god.” The world turns white, only a column of bleached out visibility remains, surrounding Ourania and Kallixeina. All else is silence, no the roar of sound so loud and everpresent it has become silence. It stretches out for eternity, just the two of them in the eye of the storm, then finally white becomes a storm of fire, silence becomes a roar, and it fades and fades and fades down to nothing. There is nothing else in the exercise ground save them. Cyra, inquisitors, the most ardent and faithful of Guliseare, gone in an instant that stretched out into an eternity. Guliseare is thrown into chaos, yes, but it is a planned chaos, one orchestrated and ready, one underpinned by the lowest classes of Aripan slaves. Loyalists find themselves starved, their orchards picked clean and hunting ground despoiled. Their equipment stolen by the people maintained and repaired it; airship lift rods all scratched by the laborers who carried them. And everywhere is Ourania, setting down the new order. A Guliseare for all. Vone II, King of the Venks The loss of the Skrit is a keenly felt blow for the Venks, even all this time later and so it is that a great monument of their relationship is set down on the high peaks, of a giant ant and a venk relaxing and enjoying food together. A long and sprawling wall is hastily assembled across the taxmoss region as the world lurches toward war once more."}
+{"text":"Kholan of Khurnaire The Red Wall is a sad thing, directionless, without a master or purpose, defending a nation that no longer exists, subdued by merchants. The arts of flesh warping are not generally intended for such small creatures, but she has old secrets at her disposal, and old knowledge, bits and pieces that she cannot remember where they all came from. For a moment, no never, it never happened, a hot tear runs down her face, when she considers how easy it would be with the true words, but she scarcely remembers they exist. But ants are simple things. The right smells, the right chemicals, and they would obey. Did the Turbans allow the Khurnaire sages to take samples and perform experiments? Or are they just not paying attention enough to care? It is hard to say. Still, the applications of the material are fascinating, even if they rather rapidly result in lost limbs and fingers. The magic dampening nature of it is quite disturbing, especially as the soot and smoke from burning the material carries the effect and gets into everything, indeed it is this effect that fascinates the scholars the most, developing a tasteless extract of the material that for a time disrupts and inhibits magic in the body. Still there are boundless other applications of fiery death, stable fuels, and propelled metallic death that could be pursued. The people of the port are stubborn and loyal to a fault, taking their distant deployment far from Turban lands as a sign of their nation’s trust."}
+{"text":"War and Shennigans Krawl and the Sabbatical Another squad of ninjas, this time backed by resident botanical terror Sabatical, moves to retake the refinery. The second attempt goes much better than the first, with ninjas setting up Sabbatical to infect and puppet the intruders, rapidly turning the tide and absorbing the army into Sabbatical's mass. The matter seems all but resolved when Sabbatical inexplicably turns rogue after an extended and confusing argument with himself, ensnares dozens of ninjas and escapes first into the jungle, then bizarrely into the water. Missionary Madness Loluna, Krovians, Barza, Habitun It ought to have been a suicide mission. Krovian, Lolunan, and Barzan missionaries all meet in Holbastus to discuss the children of darkness, the Habitun Cult. The conclusion is inevitable, the path the Habitun Cult walks is one of self destructive madness, one that could end in both their deaths, and the worlds. The light of Luxor must be brought to them to dissuade from their path. While the Barzan missionaries are primarily focused on work in Loluna proper, they still lend valuable advice to the Lolunan and Krovian acolytes on their dangerous mission. A direct approach is suicidal. Passing through the dwarven lands is less dangerous, but still difficult. In the end the missionaries use a two pronged approach. One group carefully, at a rather safe distance from the border (but still before the numerous warning signs) sets up camp, and begins walking the border, probing and looking, preaching directly into the treeline sometimes, but never crossing the border. Sometimes arrows drive into the earth at their feet. Sometimes the shadows twist and loom viciously. But they do not cross the border, and some sense of honor keeps the Habitun border guard from unleashing death until they do. Others take advantage of the distraction at the border and slip along the coasts in little boats, the krovian acolytes helping to move swiftly by night. Either luck or Luxor is with them, likely both, for they slip into Habitun proper, evading patrols, ghostly cats and more terrors as they go. Then begins a wild chain of missionary work, delivering their message, healing the sick, and running like hell before the geists catch up to them. After any number of near misses they manage to find their way into the dwarven lands where, with some relief, they surrender to the locals. In Habitun proper the event of the missionaries seems to pass quietly at first, but in the coming days and weeks there is a definite undercurrent of unrest. Asylum visits rise sharply, and far and wide there is a sensation of...doubt, especially"}
+{"text":"Attack on Fort Suka Krovians and Krawl are not given to sentimentality, or notions of idealistic justice. But as the Grib army advances, backed by the fire brigade of the Krawl, and they come across more and more signs of the molluscoid infection, homesteads twisted into breeding pits, animals half devoured and left to rot and writhe with molluscoid spawn, and other atrocities, a rage builds in both groups, a mixture of revulsion, disgust, rage and fundamental belief that this menace is a blight on the landscape, an infection that must be purged from the world, a foreign cancer to be expunged. When the first molluscoids, confident from their last encounter, swagger into place on the walls of the Krovian fort the air fills with fire and flame. Moments later, four hulking giant sharkmen slam iron shark rams into the walls. Soldiers pour in, some of them the very soldiers who were forced to flee the fort some tyrns ago, flying into a glorious blood rage. The cleansing in brutal, molluscoids hacked, bitten, and torn asunder in droves as their morale breaks and they flee in a panic. Fire rains down from the Krawl forces, scorching and filling the air with the oddly delicious smell of seafood. The battle rages from the fort, then into the water, the Krovian forces hunting and killing all they can until the Molluscoids finally, in a panic, manage to flee far enough into the ocean that the Krovians finally turn back. Exhausted, but satisfied, the Grib army unfortunately must begin the long walk back to a city to rest and resupply, but more forces are on the way to replace them, and the Krawl army still has fight remaining in them. The remaining Molluscoids regroup at their northern holding, panicking as they try to decide their next move. ----END TURN 44----"}
+{"text":"Decades of planning. Years of preparation. Months of manipulation. Days of agonizing anxiety...And, it worked. It worked. The council gone in an instant. Almost every other consecrated...Gone. The only one spared being Ilias, and oddly enough Kallixeina. She stared down at the smaller Blessed Aripan as the horror dawned on them. Ourania could have struck her down where she stood with the shock that the poor girl was under. Yet, she took pity on her. Kindness was a virtue, and mercy a kindness. Even if one not offered to her faithful. She knew that the smaller Aripan would never be a threat to her, now or in the future... Besides, she had to have been saved for a reason. \"Go...I do not wish harm upon you or anyone else today. Enough have been lost as it is, and had there been another way I would have taken it.\" Ourania said, Kallixeina hesitating, only for Ourania to further pressure her to leave \"I grant you this mercy. Do not waste it.\" And with that, Kallixeina flew off in search for Ilias. Action One. The tightens, then loosens. With the coup having gone flawlessly, and much of both the food and raw resources claimed, there is much to be done to ensure that this transition goes as smoothly as possible. The first hurdle is the tension between the Anelk and Aripan. There is significant numbers of Anelk whom have avoided Kaenum for fear of the retribution that the Aripan would unleash upon them were they to find out. These Anelk might try to get revenge against their captors in a far more...broad and problematic way. Further, the overwhelming majority of Aripan followed Aelelox, and there was more than enough who would rather fight than allow what was in their eyes a dark god taking power. Trying to limit this violence, properly restore the basic, local functions of governance, and winning the hearts and minds of those whom were tricked by Aelelox's tyrant was imperative... Fortunately, a number who could not be reconciled with seemed content to leave, heading far south where slowly but surely, Ourania pieced together that the little colony had become the target of those choosing exodus rather than fighting the new way of things or acceptance of it. Action Two. Reorganization. There was many things about the prior Republic that was flawed and would no longer be compatible for Ourania's vision. Reorganizing the Army, the higher parts of governance and more was considered of major importance. A number of aspects which were useful and beneficial were expanded or retooled as well, and those whom were of vital assistance in this plot would be granted titles based on merit. It was hoped that things would settle down in Guliseare quickly and the country would be able to recover quickly with Ourania's guidance from the Sublime Monticco. A hidden settlement where much of her supporters from before this great victory resided."}
+{"text":"You've died. You can't quite remember how it happened, you remember screaming and the crunching noise of metal on metal. You remember feeling pain and scared for only a split second. The glitter of crushed glass beneath your collapsing body. And then... Then what? Then nothing. You die and then you wake up. Cold silk. The soft drip of rain drops against large windows. The muffled, chaotic heartbeat of a grand estate in full movement, like a buzzing hive. People laughing all around you, you're surrounded by a crowd of men and women dressed in elegant clothes; talking to you, smiling to you, vying for your attention. You flinch, and everything is wrong: the portrait on the wall, the candlelight, your dress... You know these details. You've seen them before... not in life, but in fiction. So shocked, in fact, that you've dropped the glass of wine you'd been holding mere seconds before, and it breaks on impact, splashing the wide, long skirt of your dress with red like a blood stain. Everyone's attention is on you. And a handsome man with dark hair and dressed in an old-fashioned military uniform approaches, handkerchief in hand. He talks, but your head's roaring, and can't really focus on what he says. You're panicking, you need to get out. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"QM, are you alive?"}
+{"text":"[Let him hold your hand and face the night together] I'm excited to play an otome isekai quest"}
+{"text":"OP ?"}
+{"text":"welp, a shame this died very early on"}
+{"text":"[Let him hold your hand and face the night together] Might as well see what happens"}
+{"text":"Rain filters in through the ceiling, sliding along the support beams in just such a way it misses the numerous pots, pans, and cups scattered around the delipidated apartment and is readily sucked into the mouldy carpet. Which is then again immediately transferred to a new object: your sock. Your very next steps now all dotted with a wet squelch. \"Argh!\" You cry, as you balance on one foot to pull the sock of the other, only for said wet sock to cozy up to the business end of the cigarette you had tucked between two fingers, providing a new, enticing after-taste to the familiar menthol as you unknowingly take a drag. \"Huurhg!\" It might've been a week or so since you had washed that sock. How had it come to this? Well, the demon king lost against The Seven Braves. A poor title for a bunch of delinquents that jumped a guy seven to one. They murdered their way deep into the demon capital, defeated all the bureaucrats present, and killed the ministers while shouting inane things like \"Die Heavenly Generals!\" They hadn't been generals and they certainly hadn't been heavenly. They were butchered all the same and all branches of government were eradicated over the span of a few days. After performing what amounts to genocide, the \"Saintes\" had the gall to clasp her still-bloody hands together, bat her eyelashes, and say things like \"No, we can't kill them all, that would make us just like them!\" And so the remaining demons, conveniently all of middle-rank and lower, were accepted as refugees into human society. What's that? You want to stay here in the demon lands? I see. Hmm? That demon from earlier? Oh, they fell into the river. Yes, lost all their limbs along the way. Wild, isn't it? Anyway, safety and a bright future awaits you in the human nation of Lightsong! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any idea when the update will be, QM?"}
+{"text":"We are lost once again."}
+{"text":"*sad noises*"}
+{"text":"Owari da"}
+{"text":"And we never got the haircut like in the op made me check"}
+{"text":"I guess you could call that a Freudian Nip Slip?"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year you all."}
+{"text":"Kitchen, to interrogate the rat. I know it’s just after the holiday season but jeez…"}
+{"text":"OP? You okay there?"}
+{"text":"The strangers got him..."}
+{"text":"Just get in there and start making a mess."}
+{"text":"Okay, roll please."}
+{"text":"Rolled 42 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 64 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"Rolled 43 (1d100)"}
+{"text":"War War Never Changes. They finally fucking did it. The bombs fell not long ago. The world is over. No more people. Just shambling radioactive corpses. No more nations just glowing craters, dust, and shadows of people that once were. No more seasons just nuclear winter. Shopping? no such thing. Have fun struggling to find a drop of water or a crumb of food that won't kill you. The rads oh god the fucking RADS, inescapable and everpresent. Truly the end of the world. Rapture maybe happened and whatever is left...well most people are quickly giving up on God. Kinda hard to keep believing when the world ended and you were left behind. Except for the zealots anyway but those guys are crazy as the cannibalistic raiders. That isn't even getting into all the weird shit that keeps happening and becoming. Makes you wish it was 'just' a nuclear winter. Walking corpses. Mutants. Inexplicable anomalies. Unnatural terrain. Strange whispers that you aren't the only one hearing. Honestly it just keeps getting worse...especially with everything you have to do just to 'survive'. Living...living is just a luxury that only the pre war world got to enjoy. You meanwhile are just another poor sucker caught up in this clusterfuck trying to survive. (This quest will be ripping heavily from games like Fallout, Metro, Stalker, and Bioshock basically anything that fits within the setting just to keep things interesting) Character Creation The younger you are, the more bonus SPECIAL points you will start with. However the older you are, the more bonus skill points you will start with. You may choose any trait from any game OR include a custom option that may be vetoed by me IF its too unbalanced. Custom traits MUST include both positive and negative effects otherwise it's an automatic veto. The first character will be a male because this is about a dynasty over the generations. So long as you have a living family member the game will not end however, your characters can and WILL die over time. A male starter character will provide insurance. So if you are an elderly grandpa, the minimum is 21 SPECIAL points. Just keep in mind old age is a real bitch, especially in such a hazardous environment(debuffs for age are a thing)."}
+{"text":"Welp...sorry for taking so long I had stuff to do and needed to try to see if there was another way out but nope. ---- You go back and grab some heavin incinerators to get a distractions. The cyborgs were still pinned down by the abomination and gave you a couple of them. At least thanks to them it hasn't broken through yet and they don't need to aim either for that matter. Heading back in you unleashed the firebombs which explode noisily. Perception check failed You don't even know it worked until BOOM as one of the mininuke mines went off and than others too also started going off, but you still couldn't see what was doing it. So you kept blindfiring away hoping that the detonations will keep those things off of you. Which Mary upfront drawing the most attention. You liked your odds- Perception check failed Agility check failed Strength check failed Endurance check failed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Also to point out the obvious AWD is a fucking amazing faction for high INT characters. Right up there with the Think Tank factions. So that was a great pick actually. Mary in combat also syngerizes well with high INT you just didn't have the skills and perks yet to unleash her full potential. Katarina would have some nice buffs to apply outside of combat with INT skill like research, engineering, or medicine. Now to point out some strategic mistakes besides being too low a level. #1 prioritise the energy reactors and #2 hide the reinforcements to prevent countermeasures. Even so you would still have likely died given its a high level map and a single good hit from a strong enough foe would one shot you. As in this case you got taken out by a glass cannon assassination stealth crit attack. Also don't forget to archive this thread pls."}
+{"text":"I'll be honest, I had absolutely no idea what we were doing in there and it would happen again in a similar situation. I felt like we got swept along a bit and did understand it was dangerous, but given we weren't by ourselves or the star of the show did not get a real sense for just how vulnerable we were until way too late."}
+{"text":"There was only so much I could do to rig things without too blatant, obvious plot armor and in a challenging setting where death of characters is to be EXPECTED and planned around. Staying longer with AWD would have helped a LOT. Same with not rushing into that facility despite the warnings. Cleetus while smart was extremely isolated surrounded by idiots and constantly drunk so he was lacking in character knowledge despite his age. There was no actual time limit otherwise I would have stated as such. Even Dragon and Kraken were planning to take their sweet time, gradually feeling out the facility, which is why they even bothered to take over a nearby bunker and bring ghosts along. They didn't plan to rush into things and wouldn't hesitate to withdraw. Especially since Cleetus gave them a way in and an idea of what objectives they should explore first. They only felt a bit rushed later on since AWD showed up to purge, and they worried about too much collateral damage. Anyway at least now the players know there are serious risks involved no matter what."}
+{"text":"New thread and don't forget to archive!"}
+{"text":"\"BAIL!\" = 66 (Minour Success) Jumping out of the speeding vehicle, you tumble and roll over asphalt as the Trucks collide by front-ending the side, glass and metal fragments immediately flying off both as one of the driving seat's passengers sent off flying through the windshield. It didn't take long for the gunfire to begin once again as you unsteadily rose for your feet \"The cargo's open at the top! Get in and get it moving!\" Allan covers for you as he shoots down two men from the following convoy, allowing you your chance to run in and scale up the large container as you rush towards the cockpit. An unrecognizable face greeting you as you forced the jammed cockpit door open Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"(And that's a wrap for the phase, Hope you all liked it and have some happy holidays this season! I'm not sure if I'll continue for the month or wait until next year's eve to come. But whichever case it is. I hope you enjoy it all the same)"}
+{"text":"alright OP. btw I got a lil confused so I'll ask: allan is someone who knew the og grenel, right ? she isn't related to zaft like us ?"}
+{"text":"(Yep, He's an Alliance Soldier who's got a pretty close bond with the actual Grenel Loos. Not to be confused with Mayano, the Spy Frieden was sent to Heliopolis to retrieve)"}
+{"text":"New Thread:"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Cygnus Sector, officer! Always good to see new people fresh from the Star Academy! I went there myself, you know? I'm sure you read the mission briefing. Here in the Cygnus sector, we are battling the K'tharr, an advanced alien race. Capturing their ships for analysis is what every officer dreams to do. Unfortunatelly, simply surviving an encounter with them is already a challenge. I'm not going to put you in the direct contact line just now. It is time you start commanding more than just training vessels and simulators. You'll get your very own fleet! Of course, it comes with some managerial work. But you sure are prepared for that, from the Academy. The Eagle Alpha Spaceyard (EASY) constructs corvettes and frigates for the war effort. Your starter budget for your fleet is ten million credits. That should be enough for a few decent ships. Your mission is to Secure a mining colony output. There have been pirate attacks lately. They tend to attack near the dates when we send the compressed ore back for refining. This day is approaching, so your fleet shall escort the ships coming back with the cargo. You'll rendezvous with Colonel Frank, who is overseeing the mining operations. Good Luck, Captain!"}
+{"text":"As the fight rages on, you leave most of your men behind, fighting the pirate crew. About 200 men board the cruiser and slay the defenders. You reach the helm, and your science officer plugs in his portable hacking station to make the system think you are the pirate captain. Luckily, the pirates don't have a very high level security suite on their ship - all your officer had to do was cut off external communications, tamper the records including you as a crewmember, rise you to second in command, and then mark the captain as deceaed. The onboard computer accepts you as the new captain, and you order the cruiser to undock. The cruiser marks all your men as unidentified, and you tell it they are new crew members who just joined. On every corridor of the ship, terminals pop up from the walls demanding the crew members provide their biometrics and state their names and roles for updating permissions. You tell people it is okay and they should do it - give the computer your pirate monikers. Soon, all your crew invent a bunch of pirate sounding names and roles for themselves and they all appear for review. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Well what I'd like to try is aiming the ship guns at the pirates and demanding their surrender. It sounds like we can't turn the comms on until the computer is disabled, so aim the guns first before shutting it off. Maybe fire a warning shot off into space if theres no danger in that. If that doesn't work grab all the heavy guns the pirates had and call on our other ships to send reinforcements to fight this out."}
+{"text":"Supporting, pirates will lay down their weapons or die. If our men dont survive this neither will they."}
+{"text":"make it so"}
+{"text":"+1"}
+{"text":"You are Neutralplier. You live in a very spacious house, which is entirety empty except for a pillow, a blanket, and your computer, which you use to blogpost about your daily life. Your day has been largely uneventful. When you woke up, you immediately opened your computer to post about how you just woke up, and also how you stuck a finger up your ass recently but it didn't really feel good, it just felt okay, and that was kind of disappointing. But you're not gay though, you were just trying it out. Also you wish you had a BBC dildo if that matters but you can't afford one. Anyway, a weird rock just crash landed through your roof, and now sits at your feet. It has a strange face carved into it that doesn't look like anyone you've ever seen. You don't feel particularly strongly about this. It's kind of cool, you guess. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"good call"}
+{"text":"No homo, yeah Call doordash, wait for them to get here, then forcefeed the doordash wagie to trump since vlodstone won't fit"}
+{"text":"get out of there asap before the secret service comes and gets your ass"}
+{"text":"go to rotscheilds or bogdanoffs or whoever controls the banks or something"}
+{"text":"TAKE VLODSON TO QUOTE"}
+{"text":"It is nearing a year since you, The Courier, fought and secured independence of the Mojave from domestic and foreign powers. Mr. House was put on ice, the NCR got sent packing and even the mighty Legion tucked tail and fled back East. Now, the New Vegas Directorate, your new government, faces as many challenges as it does opportunities. Industry is rapidly expanding and agriculture is now firmly established while migrants from around the wasteland flood in looking to change their fortunes. But the Boomer Blight, an engineered plague from parts unknown, is spreading throughout the Wasteland and little looks uncontainable. You continue to walk the line in courting both the NCR and the Legion, seeking to be a stable power between the two warring giants. A new player comes into the picture and he brings with him hundreds of Enclave descendants eager to start again. You have agreed to welcome them into the NVD but time will tell if you can hide their influence from the NCR while keeping other factions happy. With the looming NCR election, the hostile President Kimball seems poised to lose to the unknown Allgood Murphy while Caesar continues to see you as his Augustus, urging greater cooperation between both nations. The one-year anniversary is rapidly approaching and while a grand celebration is planned, existential threats lurk everywhere and with Mr. House on the loose, you can be sure you’ll see him one last time."}
+{"text":"Kingston Peak is only just over the border in an unpopulated area* and Big MT has a direct rail connection to Vegas - if the rail connection is a quick fix, we should be able to drive them out without too much risk (though preferably at night). Alternatively, we may be able to drag them overland, transport them in disassembled pieces or just cannibalise them for parts to fix the several we do have already kicking about. *There's a location conflict here. Kingston Peak is about 30 miles NW of Mountain Pass aka Mojave Outpost but the provided map schematic places Big MT south of Nipton. This doesn't make sense, unless its placement on the map is just a placeholder since its location was unknown at the time."}
+{"text":"this is worth doing having a railroad again would be good not as good as a road, for obvious reasons, but still very good"}
+{"text":"The last month and a half got me pretty off track with posting, my deepest apologies. Going to archive this thread and finish the celebrations in the next one so please be on the lookout for that. Will link it in here of course."}
+{"text":"no need to apologize ofc"}
+{"text":"Thank you for running, Survivalist!"}
+{"text":"Last time, the Johnny convention came to a close, including the after party. Everyone had a great time, mainly you! Free from the love of your fans, you’re on a quest to make it up with Bagna, who desires cake and nothing more. You guess, anyway, anything to make up for keeping her imprisoned in cloth. To bake the one above all, you sought the ingredients at the nearest convenience store! But you found more than you bargained for, and had a violent encounter with some low tier thugs. Nothing happened to you, but to them? It wasn’t pretty. Mama Bodil dealt with the fallout. Now you’re at the steps of the Prison Party House! You figured this is a good place to bake the dessert, and Lydie wanted to know about Beth. So here you are! But to your surprise, something is afoot, after the former prisoner and actual Pirate Sally opened the door — you noticed a heatwave coming from within the house. It’s summer, but Global Warming doesn’t happen in the entirety of a room. The scarcely dressed sailor takes a moment to come to her senses after breathing some fresh air. She welcomes you! “Ahoy!!!” The melting pirate opens her arms in exuberant excitement! “Welcome, welcome...!” She’s still melting! “Woah! With these attributes, I know why you wanted me to meet Beth in person, my dear trophy! You surround yourself with quality people!” Lydie looks at the bounty of this pirate. “I’m one of Johnny’s greatest admirers, Lydie! Nice to meet you! ” “Huh? Beth? I’m not Beth.” Sally snaps out of her joyous state. “I’m Sally! Nice to meet you though! And, um, I like to admire him too.” Sally returns to her happy ways with an added hint of confusion. She wonders what being an admirer means in this context. “I’m sure you’re here for more than just Beth, right? Come in!” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Despite Tiny Kata being wrong for saying that the girls are for you to do whatever you see fit, you think her suggestions are pretty good! Maybe this is something about you that you don’t want to unpack at the moment, but you’re a comfy despot anyway. You’re supposed to have some edge to your character. “I did say I want to cuddle with everyone, but your request has me intrigued.” You play with your invisible beard. “Who will show their best qualities with the role I envisioned? I know!” “Oh~? A spark of inspiration?! I’m looking forward to seeing it in all of its glory!” Lydie gets all giddy! “The Kingdom of Coziness requires Kushi’s presence!” You say your newest loyal decree! Through the curtains, the culinary genius appears... “Chef Ando… How I missed your pleasing visage, even if accompanied by someone else…” Kushi appears to be more affected by the cake than before. “What can I do for you? I’ve been waiting for direction.” “Ms. Kushi? I know little about her aside from her tendency towards culinary critique!” Lydie wants to know more. “Lydie, allow me to show Kushi’s most important qualities!” You know it’s her commitment! “My dear Kushi, will you be my maid?” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for running!"}
+{"text":"Thx"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running"}
+{"text":"Thanks for running."}
+{"text":"“The Southlands.” That’s what the races of the Northwest call them, as if they were one place—a realm unified under a single nation or people. In truth, the Southlands are a molten mosaic of humans, beastmen, and sundry others flowing over and through each other in coexistence and in conflict. The land itself is a tapestry of desert and jungle, of low savannah and high plateau, where even the Race of Man is far from uniform: the hides of the humans here range from a ruddy tan to a deep blue-black that nearly equals the Drow of Wevenore. Not that you got to see much of it. You are James Efron, Senior Initiate of the Hawksong Mages’ Tower. At your age—twenty-three—you really ought to be a Mage Apprentice. You should be studying in some stuffy laboratory back home in the big city like Izirina Henzler, or maybe taking a practicum under some smaller adjunct Associate Tower like your old pal Testa. But nooo, you craved a life of action, of adventure! ‘<Fireball> is meant for the field!’ you used to boast of your favourite spell. So you’d taken the field, first as a formal Field Researcher and then later as a freelance adventurer-for-hire. And that had led you here. To the Southlands. To this dungeon. It isn’t the cool kind of dungeon, full of monsters to kite and <Chain Lightning> for coin, alas. It’s the kind where Southrons store their prisoners-of-war, for that seems to be the size of your sad situation: a prisoner, at the beginnings of what is shaping up to be a full-scale intercivilizational conflict. The Men of the South may be myriad, but tensions between their ilk and the fairer folk of the Northwest—your homeland, Hawksong’s aegis—have been a unifying cause as of late, and not only for the human races. Relations have been fraying since before you were born, when a sinister cabal of dark-skinned demon-worshippers staged a terrorist attack on the Mages’ Tower itself, assassinating the Archmage and destroying the much-beloved Eternal Fountain."}
+{"text":"since the chiffchaff stronghold was literally built on a Hawksong city... Yeah, the votes to avoid a lot of direct negotiation with the locals led that way, though when I say \"local races\" I mean the Boneyard Gnoll culture, the mephit-worshiping plains-and-mountain beastman traders, etc as well. You mean the <want> system? Nah, that's a Reptilian Infiltrator throwback, though duly noted! I meant the more complex stat system, party stats, weapon damage rolls, more direct HP tracking, and all that. ZZ is a much bigger cunt than usual Eh, perhaps I overdid it. It was meant to convey stress and displeasure over Jimmy's situation, and annoyance with CZ and her party for breaking the forge at such a crucial juncture. Under the current system someone at skill level 5 has like 1/4 chance of crit per roll and that might be excessive. 22.62%, but fair. A 5d20 is meant to be an expert, heroic-level skill. I did notice that with the more detailed damage/HP tracking than past quests, it led to more dramatic turnabouts! Testa revive was pure charity. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How did you like your first visit to the Southlands? It's a setting I hope to explore a bit more in future, so I was curious how people's first impressions of some of the local races and religions were? I like the new corner of the world, specially with their more liberal use of demons for contracts In the quest as a whole, I've gone a bit more in-depth mechanically than in prior quests. Do you feel the mechanics add to the narrative, detract from it, or are you uninterested? Should the balance of crunch-to-narrative change for my next quest? The mechanics seem fine Related to the above, do you feel the DCs, stakes, and/or consequences are too harsh? I know nobody was happy to lose Hershy, but more broadly: does this quest seem too punishing? unlucky situations aside, the dcs and rolls have been okay for most of the quest For those of you who have played my other quests: which one's your fave? Does this feel distinct, and does it hold up? I still prefer Seekers of the Esoteric, but this one was nice as well Is there anything in particular you want to see included in our final Cambion Quest wrap-up, or that I can perhaps answer now? how's tips and izzy doing"}
+{"text":"How did you like your first visit to the Southlands? Cool, but less than Orient which we saw more of. Crunch/Narrative I like it as is. However I don't like the \"rolls in the room\" as I enjoy seeing them on the topic (or rolling myself) Consequences It's been harsh : Xoldur... Yeah, that was multiple failures. I can live with that. Murbal and Meadowgrass? Disparitions felt undeserverd. Copperbelt? Rip on a single roll. Hershey? One shot is rough. Matilda/Emperor was cruel."}
+{"text":"how's tips and izzy doing desu, in regards to this and the ask in  about other characters who haven't really appeared in this quest, that will probably have to mostly wait for next quest, though I'm happy to answer questions which aren't direct spoilers, and there MAY yet be opportunities to see some of them before then. \"rolls in the room\" I get that, but for big fights with many rolls, it really gets impractical to roll them all here with 4chan's limited dice-rolling, It would just end up with a wall of posts that are just rolls, or really choppy, piecemeal writing. Murbal and Meadowgrass? Xoldur's fate essentially sealed Murbal's. Going after her right away (or having her with ZZ) would have given you more options to talk her out of leaving, but as it is she's shamed herself in her own eyes and her people's. Martyn Meadowgrass was 100% going to try to take a break with CZ after the shirin \"turned into a cronenberg and had a demonic spiritual experience while riding him\" incident, and then seeing his friend turn into a similar monster in death. Tildy and Empy living at all, even with a chance to save them, was more charitable than how the rolls went"}
+{"text":"New thread is up, btw!"}
+{"text":"Your name is Feral. You thought you and your bandmates were going to a crazy tour around the world but instead what happened is that you plane crashed midway. You woke up, and the only person you could find is Fred Cobst, your lead singer. Both of you are confused and scared. What do you do?"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach award"}
+{"text":"find an octopus in the sea to eat the crabs"}
+{"text":"Pray to Gigachad and beg to be saved"}
+{"text":"swing your bwc like a helicopter and fly home"}
+{"text":"reverse fart the ocean water into your asshole and then spray it out your dick shooting the crabs in the face with ocean ass dick water bulletts obviously pinching your dick between shots for maximum blast force"}
+{"text":"\"It was a simple game, downloaded by children with unrestricted internet access in an era long passed. Trends came and went, websites lived and died, and eventually Tricky Treats Online faded from the eyes of the next generation. The children who roamed the instanced streets of Tricky Treats were now adults, and this game -- frozen in time -- were the remnants of their childhood.\" -From the analysis video \"The Real Game that Really Killed\" You are Margot Merriweather, a woman of order who - despite being a child at the time - opted to play as a \"Grown Up Ghoul\" embracing the decoration and design of the in-game \"Haunted Houses\". After a decade of being away from the game, you decided to make a new character, just to peak in and relive those years for a few moments. Nostalgia was the only thing that seemed to pause your now busy life, so occasionally after getting suitably tipsy you dip into the past. Perhaps in reliving, you gain a further appreciation for the present moment, thus making the seconds more palpable; Or maybe it's pure delusion, and the reality is you're spending your weekend alone again, desperately trying to be a kid. As judgemental as you might feel towards your own desires, you allow yourself to be under this spell, log in to your old account, and add a new profile. Halloween is that one time of year where all the children conquer any social misgivings for the sake of mountains of sweets. This year - however - is different, because among the candy being given, there are sure to be some Tricky Treats! Tricky Inc. threw its hat into the candy business, and their product - Tricky Treats - exploded in popularity. Kids can't get enough, Adults can't get enough, and even the monster under your bed wants that Tricky taste! So what are you waiting for, get out there and do what it takes to snag a bag full! Choose your Class! : Sugar Gobbler (Ring the doorbell, get the candy, ring the doorbell, get the candy... Wanna trade?) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Catch up with your old friend, maybe make some new ones Hopefully they don't, uh, kill us."}
+{"text":"Spend the night away."}
+{"text":"Heed the call of the treats"}
+{"text":"QM?"}
+{"text":"Sad..."}
+{"text":"You're Soijak. You wake up in the morning, expecting to see your wife fucking her bull Tyrone. However, both of them are mysteriously missing. You look out the window into your walkable city, expecting to see people walking and playing Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, but it's completely empty. All the other pods near where you live are empty as well, and it seems like a complete ghost town. What do (You) do?"}
+{"text":"Leave it be and go on Reddit and post on R/196 to ask users what happened"}
+{"text":"Say to him exactly, \"CORD CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME SOOT ROOT FROOT MOOT KUZ QUOTE DOX AND RANGEBAN HIM NOOOOW!\""}
+{"text":"You say this (and look like this), but he's already long gone. You're crying out into the wind like a stupid nusoinigger. You know you have to move on."}
+{"text":"Are you really so lazy you can’t even add images anymore? At least i added raisin related to the story, geg"}
+{"text":"decide to take a shit before moving on. A big one. Decide to keep some in pocket too."}
+{"text":"This is the end of the world. It's also the birth of a new one, or an old one, depending on who you ask. Maybe it's more like an overdue arranged marriage. You might not have been fully aware, but the world used to cast a Shadow: a separate realm of spirits, kept away by a barrier that only a certain few were ever meant to cross. Spirits are capricious, rarely logical, and often dangerous beings composed of the essence and energy of all things real; scuttling reflections with their own arcane hierarchies and motivations. But every wall has its rats, and the barrier between your world and the spirit world was no exception. The Beshilu are a nasty manner of demon - derived from and connected to the spirit world, but fettered to the world of flesh, and gifted with many terrible abilities. They massacre and they multiply, and their only desire has ever been to tear down that wall between worlds... to gnaw at its foundations in greater and greater numbers, until the wolves could no longer keep them at bay. They succeeded. Too many tears. Too many crumbling wounds between worlds. The gauntlet was sundered, and when that wall crumbled away, the world of mortals and the world of spirits were merged into one. In those first terrible moments, everyone on Earth could hear a trillion shrill voices screeching out in triumph, and swarms of rats swelled across streets and forests in writhing tides. The fabric of reality is now like a sieve, the threads wavering apart and stretching in new directions; space and time operate differently. The sun no longer rises, or sets, and light instead seems to meander from one place to the next according to whim. Places seem to stir and shift, reacting to their occupants in sometimes unpredictable fashion. The rules have changed, and will likely change more, but things will never go back to the way they were. That was three days ago, and it would be a stretch to say the dust has settled, but you are adjusting to the chaos. You're a survivor, and while you may not fully grasp what's going on, you're not unfamiliar with the supernatural. You are determined to knuckle down and make your way in this fucked up new world.... Cont'd"}
+{"text":"And..."}
+{"text":"PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN' MY SONG, THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWA-BEEEIP \"Please leave a message after the tone.\" Instructs the automated messaging system of the burner phone you gave Creed all those years ago. BEEEEIP \"Creed, they say you're mobile but that the O'Leary Inferno's right behind you. Please pick up. Please call back... I know Thomas is in there with you... Tell him I'm sorry for training a weapon on him. I didn't know until I saw his face. Tell him that was me. Tell all of them I'm sorry. Whatever you do, don't... Don't trust Task Force: Valkyrie. Good luck. I'll keep this with me. Call.\" You say, barely beating the beep that cuts off your transmission. Both of these burners will work regardless of spirit interference, or even a lack of conventional radio waves - just another of the myriad gadgets you have access to as a member of Task Force: Valkyrie, a vast government conspiracy founded before the death of Lincoln. You are an agent of THE 'deep state'. You are the black book military boogeyman. You've spent a number of years serving your country by monitoring, cultivating, and reporting on civilian monster hunters in Chicago as well as municipal or neighborhood-level paranormal threats as they presented themselves. You're in the bathroom of a hotel room not too far from where the chaos is spiraling out of control, and you take the goggles and mask off to show your face. A clean shaven Hispanic man with a neat haircut, full lips, and dark green eyes with bags under them. Looking at yourself you see Tom, eye patch over his head, blood and sweat everywhere. Just how he looked in that department store when you pursued him. You still aren't sure if he was about to shoot you before that monster attacked from behind. You suppose it doesn't matter. You heave a deep sigh, considering all the lies you told Thomas, Edgar, Wanda, and Creed over the time you knew them. All the vague misdirects. All the blatant fabrications. You think about how quickly they integrated everything you taught them, and even just habits they noticed of yours, when it was efficient. Though, they hardly needed any developing to be some of the best monster killers in the region based on aggregates from the TF:V external monitoring network database and their personal dossier files (which you have contributed heavily to and read many times). But they were great friends, too. Even when you kept them at arms length, they managed to hug you somehow. You break eye contact with yourself, staring instead at the blank white porcelain. You have to warn them about the Task Force's plan... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok everybody!!!! That does it for Ratpocalypse!!!!!!! Thanks so much for being a part of my very first quest! See you in my other ones I hope, you guys rule (: If you have any feedback feel free to drop it before the thread hits the graveyard; I know that I learned a LOT by running this. Truly still just gobsmacked by the sheer absurdity of Thomas Fisek's misfortune... Gonna always remember that 1d100 Spoilers for rats #2 ahead: whenever it is I finally get back to this, we will be doing a time skip of 9 years, during which our four heroes (and James) have been in the undercity fighting to survive THE ENTIRE TIME. We will pick up on the day that they finally get to the surface, and the city will have changed VASTLY by then. Anastasia will be a teenager, and be known by reputation as a deadly hunter and mighty sorceress, The Tiger Orphan, champion of the Clay Colony.... Perspective will swap between Tom and Ana. Miguel and Elias will feature more prominently. This feels like a truly horrific punishment for the nat 100 but also a great way to breath more life into this world for its second season."}
+{"text":"Hopefully I'll be there for it when it starts, I don't always check new quests, best of luck (for your players) on your next quests!"}
+{"text":"Thanks boss, it was a real pleasure having you!"}
+{"text":"THE DARING CONTINUATION OF JERKCITY VOLUME ON EPISODE IV: A NEW DONG (DIRECTOR'S CUT REDUX REVISED YOU are SPIGOT, useless dope head extraordinaire, on a mission to uh.. Shit was was it?"}
+{"text":"SPICASSERINE OH HOW THINE LONG HOWLS EXCITE THE BROADS OKAY RANDDEBIEL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD (OR WHEREVER WE ARE NOW) ARE YOU DOING YOU HAVE BEEN SCHIZZING OUT THIS ENTIRE TIME AND YOU EVEN YOINKED MY MONEY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD ATANDT WORKED FOR THAT YOU CORDUROYED ERLEMEYER LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ALSO ASK THE WOMAN FOR HER NAME ONCE AGAIN WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES WHEN WE ARE TAKING REVENGE FOR OUR FACE FULL OF FLUKEY-ASS CRAP"}
+{"text":"COUNTEDDD KINDA BUSY WEEKEND AHEAD BUT BAH GAWD WE'LL FINISH THIS"}
+{"text":"....Anything happen to you, SpigQM?"}
+{"text":"OP please come back..."}
+{"text":"Cityjerkers.... is it over? Did momma raise a flaker after all? (Most likely not, more like a worker if we regard the reasons given)"}
+{"text":"I was about to object to lowballing Ginyu like that before I remembered that Kayo held down a post-Zamasu SSJ2 Goku. It feels like only a few weeks ago that Majin Buu's body had the most overwhelming power by far, and it was a genuine miracle that the bodyswap worked."}
+{"text":"24 hours until the new episode begins! a bit much In terms of raw power, probably. After all, he's strong enough to hold Dyspo down with the equivalent of one hand. But our Ginyu Force has a LOT MORE than physical power. A Goku who was conserving power, who couldn't actually land a punch."}
+{"text":"24 hours until the new episode starts! It will be episode 250. I would say it's a special moment."}
+{"text":"Indeed, SOON!"}
+{"text":"The big 250 begins NOW!"}
+{"text":"Take your time QM. Even if you typing like this is honestly really funny, please for the love of God do not hurt yourself on our behalf."}
+{"text":"Rest and heal up. We'll see you soon."}
+{"text":"Rest and recover, QM. Health comes first."}
+{"text":"I hope things calm down for you soon, QM. See you next month!"}
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+{"text":"Step 1: Post your image along with ALL information about what it is you're requesting. Once this has been done.. Step 2: Scan though the rest of the messages in /r/ and see if there is anyone that YOU can help out. This is where most fagboats fail. Step 3: Repeat Step 2 till someone fills your request. Step 4: Thank the user that filled your request!"}
+{"text":"Tip: Please do a reverse image search before posting a source request! Upload your image to: Google, TinEye, Yandex and/or IQDB. If the image is in a post, you can click \"▶/Image Search/\". Tip: Be patient! /r/ is not as fast as some other boards. Your request may be fulfilled after several hours. Bookmark your thread, and check back later until it is archived. Warning: Do not post or request personal information (\"dox\") or calls to invasion (\"raids\"). Personal army requests of any form are strictly forbidden."}
+{"text":"Please wizards"}
+{"text":"Preferably a white guy and not a dog but I dont know what she likes"}
+{"text":"Just want to see her used for prompts"}
+{"text":"Can we have this Asian beauty show her breasts and suck a dick?"}
+{"text":"Thanks ^.^"}
+{"text":"Got any of her without the camera?"}
+{"text":"Great thread"}
+{"text":"Need a wizard to animate these into blowjob/facial vids please"}
+{"text":"I'm not wasting money on vids but take this!"}
+{"text":"She loved it on the spot :)"}
+{"text":"Doing FULL VERBAL cocktribs, fleshlight tribs, cumtribs and AI tribs! Will be done on iPad or TV, your choice. I can also use my gf as a fleshlight/Fuckdoll for the tribs with an iPad on her face HUGE CUM SHOTS! With AI I can make it look like your girl is really taking my cock. Love tribbing these sluts. Send her to me, submit to me. make her my pleasure... Kik BreadMon69"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks a ton"}
+{"text":"I have had a fantasy for years of having a video of my bride being ear fucked like the uploaded video. Starting around 10 seconds in (dont want the nonsense in front - just the act of her getting a cock through the ear and reacting like the character in the video) I have not been able to make anything like this so could someone with real ability do it for me? I will post the bride picture as soon as I can but 4chan will probably make me wait a few minutes. in case someone else jumps on the thread, mine is facing the camera and having her hat adjusted and the picture will be titled \"ready.\""}
+{"text":"Like what?"}
+{"text":"like the same thing with this pic, maybe from the left side of the picture? you;re my hero"}
+{"text":"Fucking lol based If you say so brother. I have no reason not to trust you. This was still funny as fuck though."}
+{"text":"feel free to use your imagination. other than having her suck a cock - that's been done before (and I appreciated it) Shot in the chest? strangled? hypnotized?"}
+{"text":"This is interesting, but I am no into violence myself. Maybe someone else..."}
+{"text":"Can I please see them both nude and if you are really good would die for a video of them having sex together so hot"}
+{"text":"Did you try this one?"}
+{"text":"Perfection!"}
+{"text":"More interested in the ones where she's tanned orange ngl."}
+{"text":"Pls wizards do what you can"}
+{"text":"Hi Wizards could anyone undress her please? Much appreciated"}
+{"text":"Dangerously based"}
+{"text":"Guess op isn't around"}
+{"text":"Well, his loss. I'm here to appreciate your work now."}
+{"text":"Can we have her show tits and suck wizard?"}
+{"text":"Do some work on her, please?"}
+{"text":"more? is this grok? got a prompt?"}
+{"text":"Any beth green from walking dead show?"}
+{"text":"FUCK"}
+{"text":"Good morning gents, Here to offer some material over this friend, hoping that some wizard can be insipired to test his skill on her. I have some pictures of her and will post them as I have time to upload them"}
+{"text":"Anything on them please?"}
+{"text":"Artistic indeed!"}
+{"text":"This is definitely a good job but I’d prefer a more degraded expression"}
+{"text":"Use her to test your ai prompts"}
+{"text":"This was worth a shot"}
+{"text":"It didn't sent in my previous post"}
+{"text":"Wanna try some promotsxwith my friends mom? Pls?"}
+{"text":"Plz wizards. Expose and cum on those beautiful breasts"}
+{"text":"Second pic to help if you are interested<3"}
+{"text":"I think I was able to find her snap. I am no snitch, but somneone with better morales could make this a mess."}
+{"text":"MRPISSWIZARD AMAZING WORK. Sorry for yellin. But wow you took a liking to her I love it"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can she get the same?"}
+{"text":"Love seeing what you guys come up with"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Please and thank you wizards"}
+{"text":"Original photo is not AI btw. Made out with this girl in college before my roommate sent me this nude. Bumping with desired position - tit job would be cool too."}
+{"text":"Could someone pls make Reagan suck on a hard cock"}
+{"text":"Omg please hook me up with something like this with this girl I'd cum so many times to it if you did"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping for blondie"}
+{"text":"Yeah I just updated comfyui, all nodes and python dependencies and I'm still getting the same error. Your old SVI WF works, so it's odd that the new one doesn't"}
+{"text":"weirdly enough I was able to fix it by enabling \"Pretty-print\" on the .json download page and then using that instead"}
+{"text":"I've installed the version from op on linux, yet sage attention still doesn't work"}
+{"text":"Installer uses win wheels to install sage, would assume they won't work on linux Ypu could try going python_embedded folder, open console/terminal and type: pip install sageattention==2"}
+{"text":"the text is json, its a format that comfy understands as a workflow. Either download the file or copy and past the content into a file locally and save it as a .json file. Then open that file in comfy."}
+{"text":"Bj, tits out, free use can you esteemed fellows work your magic on her"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Google failed. Please p/r/ovide proper translation."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bÙmp"}
+{"text":"\"It's a very sensitive robot. It has to be deactivated in the presence of my secretary, otherwhise it emits loud whistles and the capacitors melt.\""}
+{"text":"Looking for full video sauce on this image"}
+{"text":"Please upscale this photo, and could you also fully remove the guy from there? thanks Bonus points if anyone wants to also undress her later or make some videos."}
+{"text":"this looks like denims"}
+{"text":"Can some wizard use these sisters?"}
+{"text":"Please can someone give her a facial or cum on her tits Alternatively would love a black cock between her tits"}
+{"text":"Bump please"}
+{"text":"Please make her fucked fucked from bbc or sucking bbc. Or animate her…like you prefer, have fun"}
+{"text":"Blowjob or cumface"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"I am the guy who provided the two bride videos. If you can tell me which of the remaining images on this thread are the same gorgeous woman (as opposed to others who have piled onto the thread) I might be willing to do some more."}
+{"text":"Can someone add nipple piercings to this fake?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Pierce them too"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any wiz or piss miracle to get some missionary or blowjob work here?"}
+{"text":"Post requests. Wizards' choice on what gets done. No bumps. No begging."}
+{"text":"pls"}
+{"text":"Any way you can nudify these sluts??"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach the photo ..these sluts"}
+{"text":"Let this be a thread for betas to post pics and any wizards, new or senior, to cast as little or as many spells on pics as they like to, no pressure, no high demand, let the wizards see the best use of the beta's subject and be a happy thankful beta your subject got blessed with a gen. No one to ask for specific acrions or \"the same to mine please\", if you can't read, you shouldn't get seen to, just post a pic and see what happens... Enjoy! And yes... we'll even let the dog and horse in too"}
+{"text":"Bbc"}
+{"text":"BBC"}
+{"text":"Fake this country chick anyway you can"}
+{"text":"forced As you wish sir"}
+{"text":"Fucking hot af. Please grace me with more quality edits on the other pics"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumping for piss"}
+{"text":"vid of her sucking a white cock?"}
+{"text":"Calling all wizards, cast and test whatever spells your hearts desire on her. Use her for wholesome goals or fiendish lust. The choice is yours."}
+{"text":"This girl needs some bbc"}
+{"text":"Honestly kind of surprised this hottie hasn't been subjected to more sucking and fucking"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any other wizards willing to do her"}
+{"text":"Please wizards animate these getting fucked sucked or cummed on please"}
+{"text":"Many options ..get creative wizards"}
+{"text":"Please go crazy with some of these"}
+{"text":"wizard's choice"}
+{"text":"Can you do her?"}
+{"text":"do her please"}
+{"text":"starter"}
+{"text":"Wizards' choice"}
+{"text":"Please do her"}
+{"text":"Please cum this girl"}
+{"text":"able to do with this two?"}
+{"text":"Sex plz"}
+{"text":"Looks cute and like a great scene. Thanks."}
+{"text":"I guess swabery in a gangbang scene With Tiffany tatum."}
+{"text":"Awesome thanks!"}
+{"text":"Hi Wizzards can you undress her please maybe animate her getting fucked and cummed on ? Very much would be appreciated"}
+{"text":"This one too maybe please"}
+{"text":"Bumping for the second photo"}
+{"text":"Make her goon out and go absolute retarded making dumb faces while getting fucked and cummed on please .."}
+{"text":"Sup wiz! Can someone get a BBC going down her face? Would love to cum buckets"}
+{"text":"Bump for piss?"}
+{"text":"Please kind wizards anything. Here's a slut from my gym..."}
+{"text":"please wiz"}
+{"text":"Can someone please use her, she's a virgin irl"}
+{"text":"*she was"}
+{"text":"once she started, she couldn't stop..."}
+{"text":"Can this virgin also get the same treatment?"}
+{"text":"Amazing thanks, her sister is also a virgin, maybe she can help her out?"}
+{"text":"Requesting anons to do 3. Small things if possible. 1. Erase the red cloth on girl on the left leg. 2. Edit it so that they both sitting on dildos.3. If possible adjust the girl on lefts skin tone to be closer to her face color. My thanks to yall in advance."}
+{"text":"Similar here, Dillon request wise, adjust color of girl on right. Again my thanks to anyone who does it."}
+{"text":"I've seen a lot of BJ, cumshots and normal sex positions here in the thread. How about a rimjobb? Would love to see this girl giving one!"}
+{"text":"Her?"}
+{"text":"She'd love to eat some ass"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Nobodys going to edit your mid ass bitch lmfao"}
+{"text":"Ai wizards do your magic"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"continuing thread from generating massive boobs on donor images"}
+{"text":"Treat her as such"}
+{"text":"Not bad"}
+{"text":"Hotttttt"}
+{"text":"Post a full frontal"}
+{"text":"Is it possible for any wizard to use her for such an edit? Or any desire to experiment with new prompts or such?"}
+{"text":"Bumping her!"}
+{"text":"Discord?"}
+{"text":"Thank you wizard, could you do her too if possible?"}
+{"text":"Bump for blowjob"}
+{"text":"Pls boss"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Evening all, asking for as many different variations of POV handjobs that can be done if any willing volunteers want to get creative! Thanks"}
+{"text":"Night bump for wizard action"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump again for the HJ"}
+{"text":"I can't do handjobs sadly"}
+{"text":"Bj and boobs visible if possible please wiz master"}
+{"text":"Mighty Wizards, pls show your skills and use my sister. Anal, Bj, Doggy or Tits out. Thx!"}
+{"text":"Bump!"}
+{"text":"Bump, pls give this big booty a doggy"}
+{"text":"done :3 vid on discord :3"}
+{"text":"BUMP Nice sis OP, this cannot be all for this beautiful slut *-*"}
+{"text":"my work above, is screenshot of a vid with jiggle. available on Discord: malganisx22 peace :3"}
+{"text":"Can I get one of those POV blowjobs please"}
+{"text":"Could a kind wizard please animate her spreading or something like that? A cream-pie perhaps?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Get her busty tits out and do the rest. Would appreciate wizards!"}
+{"text":"Could a wiz animate her getting fucked or cumsprayed over tits?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any chance of a bj or doggy"}
+{"text":"bj or doggy or kek"}
+{"text":"Mrpisswizard you always know when to trickle in. Delivered on the mission and living up to your legendary status."}
+{"text":"Can you do that to her?"}
+{"text":"Could any wizards please make her sucking or fucking any color. size or type of cock. Tits out would be a bonus."}
+{"text":"same"}
+{"text":"Abosulte stunner babe"}
+{"text":"She should be more careful when picking who's driving her at home when she's drunk"}
+{"text":"thanks man, much appreciated its amazing how those tits kept growing from freshman to junior year of college"}
+{"text":"Can Wizard show me what they would do?"}
+{"text":"There you go"}
+{"text":"Waking up to bj or cannot starting with eyes shut"}
+{"text":"This intermediate pic is great."}
+{"text":"what about this one? Apparently she forgot her house's backup keys on the desk in the office..."}
+{"text":"Not OP, fucking love a good pisswiz multi-attack, one day I'll be brave and summon you on my own thread"}
+{"text":"Yeah this OP lucked the fuck out."}
+{"text":"unbelievable can you do the same to this one or is it too hard ?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Give it to my Aunt as you wish mighty Wizards."}
+{"text":"If Any wizard can make this ass get fucked I would appreciate it thanks"}
+{"text":"Late bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Mrpiss if you see this think you can help out pls."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can she give a blowjob or get fucked?"}
+{"text":"Hey thanks PW these look awesome you always deliver"}
+{"text":"Can someone plz animate this to her getting fucked missionary or doggy style an then receiving cumshots all over her face and titts please"}
+{"text":"You asked for this on another post, but it's good, I got you Come on discord for more"}
+{"text":"Thanks, a bunch!"}
+{"text":"Bumping for some nastiness"}
+{"text":"Bumping please wizards hook me up with some sexy stuff to blow my load off too of this bitch"}
+{"text":"could someone please plaster this cute face with cum?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks you"}
+{"text":"big load for big tits?"}
+{"text":"Oh god... have she sucked a dick too?"}
+{"text":"hell yeah. got filled in all holes Add me on discord"}
+{"text":"Could someone edit her being a bbc whore?"}
+{"text":"The original non nude is also welcome"}
+{"text":"The bump of hope"}
+{"text":"The bump of unwavering faith"}
+{"text":"You've done some amazing work in these threads, I would love it if you could use some of it on this lovely girl! I wouldn't even know what to choose if you did one or two, I'd just love to see some of your work on her!"}
+{"text":"Thank you!!! Have the best day! :D"}
+{"text":"please"}
+{"text":"Please wizard do her."}
+{"text":"Feel free to be creative with this scenario"}
+{"text":"Hello, I am back from last time's thread: I am a Wiz trainee, I am getting better at using comfyui correctly. I actually got some new tricks this time around. With that in mind I want to practice so I'll be taking requests. A few rules. -No indians (really ugly) -No spammers (really annoying) -Most stuff is now on the plate, doggy, missionary, bj, facials, and so on (quality now withstanding). -Petite women on their 20s preferably or as long as they're legal (but I'll do what I can if I like the girl in the pic). -No blurry pics -No OF models nor famous people, you can google those. -Only one pic per person, unless I really like the girl in which case I'll let you know. -If you do send a second pic I'll put it on the queue while I do others first. -I don't have to say it, but nothing illegal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Another picture, just incase you feel kind enough to do a bj on this one."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"wiz you are able to do something here?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, can she get a bj/facial? Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Thank you sir, can you use this?"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman sucking on that cock. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Would kindly appreciate a wiz that can do some work on her and get her fucked, got a couple different angles"}
+{"text":"bumpin for hope"}
+{"text":"Wizards please do as you will"}
+{"text":"Pls??"}
+{"text":"Thanks wiz <33"}
+{"text":"Please Wiz!"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the name of this video?"}
+{"text":"Humble request for a kind wizard to get them naked any way you see fit! Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can anyone make a video of a guy cumming on her legs? (I know it's hard)"}
+{"text":"If there is someone that can do stuff like this, maybe you'd also do it to these girls?"}
+{"text":"Hi wizards, Requesting she be animated to show her tits if possible. Thanks friends!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Animated to real Real to generic anime Slight inpainting available."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Thanks wiz!"}
+{"text":"Amazing! Thank you"}
+{"text":"strip the whole bunch pls"}
+{"text":"Is there a Wizard capable of animating a man walking from behind this woman and fucking her from behind. Thanks."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Not hard :3 i have to go. join me on Discord: malganisx22 or wait for hours :3"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"It's yours!"}
+{"text":"Can we see her riding a dick wiz?"}
+{"text":"Alt"}
+{"text":"Would love to see her taking one"}
+{"text":"Would love to see any bbc edit, or any edit of the wizards choice"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bunp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Final Bump"}
+{"text":"I'd love a wizard to strip her and ass fuck her where she lies please"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can someone make a video where some nigger runs up and sharks the brides mother and pulls her top down while they both scream."}
+{"text":"Nice, I miss the nigger attack vids"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Requesting her bust size to be increased to about the same size as the replied image and for her kimono to be falling even further down both her arms, please. Preferably not exposing any nipples, but keeping it loose and flowy, just to keep it with the more relaxed feel of it."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"go right ahead and feed my former mathematics teacher some nice big dick in her mouth"}
+{"text":"somebody shop a big dick in her mouth like she's giving some guy a blowjob"}
+{"text":"First of all, take this, it might be helpful for future requests"}
+{"text":"thank you so much for updating her face up to today's standards of high definition. I'll be sure to use that for future reference every time I want to show her off for whatever I want her to do."}
+{"text":"nice one. she looks so hot when giving guys BJs. Once again, thank you so much PlasticPrevious for the initial HD'fication as well as the BJ pic of her giving a blowjob to a guy in class."}
+{"text":"dear wizlords, pls work your magic requesting deep throat / nudify"}
+{"text":"men who wanna get cucked post ur hotties"}
+{"text":"i'd love to see a wizard try to animate the woman sucking off the guy's big dick that's coming out of his pants, like she's giving him a blowjob. the backdrop is a luxurious bedroom scenery for the purpose of a green screen effect"}
+{"text":"if you want this request to be taken remotely seriously provide a slightly not ridiculous image."}
+{"text":"had to rework the pic, so here's the first one."}
+{"text":"here's the second one"}
+{"text":"this is the improvised changes i made to my requests. keeping the same premise of my outlined request, but positioning both the guy's dick (popping out of his pants) and the woman sucking him off as two separate side-by-side photos."}
+{"text":"hopefully these changes I made were satisfactory enough for you wizards to be willing to animate these side to side pics into blowjob videos while keeping the base images as is. so disregard the original base image by OP"}
+{"text":"Sauce/moar?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can we see her get an unwanted facial?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"she didn't enjoy the first one..."}
+{"text":"But she was happy after we all finished"}
+{"text":"Amazing work"}
+{"text":"anytime. I'm available on discord :)"}
+{"text":"it happens every year, some random posts a clip or two from the tradition since it happens everywhere and its public af, but where do you find more? feels like its shadowbanned on mainstream porn sites so you only find it in the depths of Instagram and twitter"}
+{"text":"Need her sucking and fucking BBC"}
+{"text":"There is are 2 AI edits of this kpop idol with her boobs hanging out in the stage but i couldn't find it anywere. can someone help me please?"}
+{"text":"Found this"}
+{"text":"And this"}
+{"text":"These aren't the videos. From what i remember the resolution was kinda bad and her breasts were bigger"}
+{"text":"Sorry champ I didn't find anything like that"}
+{"text":"Thx anyway"}
+{"text":"Please nudify the following two photos. Nudifications will do. If you would to animate the photos, that would be much appreciated. Thank you."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please, wizards"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for wizard or anon to nudifiy her, add bush if able. My thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"Night request bump"}
+{"text":"Morning request bump"}
+{"text":"Afternoon bump"}
+{"text":"Evening. Bump"}
+{"text":"Requesting bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for collection of work by LaFemmeAI and AlexJim and redhoney.ai. Kemono haven't been updated in a while (half a year or more in some casses). And erome stuff only offers previews my sincere thanks in advance to any anon who can provide the stuff."}
+{"text":"Bumping for possible links"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Morning bump"}
+{"text":"Looking for nudification editnof these 2. Extra points if you can edit it so it looks like they riding rocks or Dildo. My thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"It honestly would have been kek"}
+{"text":"Nudification bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"i personally have seen at least two dozen gens of her because of your begging. Dozen? Man, I need to check back more i've seen like maybe six or so! shes clearly not the same sex pot in your eyes as everyone else oh im very aware of this, yes."}
+{"text":"there were at least 2-3 like 4 threads ago"}
+{"text":"im not being a fascist for saying dude could be less entitled. he already posted one request and couldnt wait 30 minutes before complaining as if he doesnt request her *every* thread"}
+{"text":"more pelase!"}
+{"text":"sorry, i cant test the loras right now and i have to go, but maybe this works for now?..."}
+{"text":"Wondering if there is a Wizard who can animate this woman getting on her knees and sucking on a big black cock."}
+{"text":"i certainly can. bbc is a normal day for me. you can contact me on Discord: malganisx22 or wait for hours"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Tried reverse searching but found nothing"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Grump"}
+{"text":"Hump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Ai upscale please"}
+{"text":"I got so many to upscale"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"Masters, please animate this woman giving a blowjob to this cock. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Animate please"}
+{"text":"Spreading to show asshole please"}
+{"text":"can you make her jerk off and cum pls"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I believe it's called Scarlet Witch's mesmerising joi, and it stars Ellie Idol."}
+{"text":"If you have a better pic of the face I can primeyes search it."}
+{"text":"Can someone enhance? Or drop whatever with the pic thanks wizards"}
+{"text":"lol not bad thanks tho. Any others?"}
+{"text":"Nice ! That’s more my speed but what’s with the dude? Lmao can you do one where she shows her tits too? Thanks!!!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can somebody work their magic to have her pull her panties to the side and spread her ass while looking back at the camera please?"}
+{"text":"Bumping for a miracle"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Can somebody help a brother out?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Always here for a brother :)"}
+{"text":"Masters, please animate this woman sucking on that cock."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Why would we want to see that"}
+{"text":"There you go. Everyone deserves their pleasure :)"}
+{"text":"I'm not op but nice. Can you do other pics or anything"}
+{"text":"hit me up on discord and we'll figure it out"}
+{"text":"blowjob please, wizards"}
+{"text":"nice, her too?"}
+{"text":"How about her? Is image ok though"}
+{"text":"Care to do another please? Would love to see a cock in her mouth."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to get the sauce/video of a MP4 I found scrolling the archives"}
+{"text":"Request thread for Kemono, Coomer, Nekohouse and similar sites. Keep the thread alive Provide a image/video reference or link(s) Be patient, and don't complain Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Can we have a new addition for this nasty beauty? onlyfans.com/liza_vetta"}
+{"text":"please cum all over this character's feet"}
+{"text":"shop in a big live-action dick as if you're really jerking off all over her feet."}
+{"text":"Someone to animate this woman sucking on bbc"}
+{"text":"Can anyone x-ray this please? If you can up-scale a bit it’s even better"}
+{"text":"Summoning the xray gods. AI is cool also but really looking for that xray see through clothes effect."}
+{"text":"BUMP! SUMMONING WIZARDS"}
+{"text":"Is she an OF whore?"}
+{"text":"Please do the same with this slut"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"pls wizords if possible"}
+{"text":"Please can someone X-ray Rosie bikini !!!! I have lots more 2 share 2 Rosiethomas69 on telegram"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Looks like she is a porn actress, or model."}
+{"text":"I NEEEEED MOREE PROMPTS FOR GEMINI AI looking for more feet, sexual poses, tight clothing and one that can at least get them on their underwear, this one the closest ive got The image is a selfie of a person standing indoors. The individual is wearing a white and black cow print bodysuit with a matching headband and a choker. They are also wearing striped arm warmers. The person is holding a white smartphone in their right hand, which is positioned to their right side, and they are taking a selfie. The background is a simple, neutral room with a white door and a white wall. They have a neutral expression on their face. There is no visible text in the image."}
+{"text":"The image is a candid photograph of a person sitting in a chair. The individual is wearing a green sweatshirt with white stripes on the sleeves Their left foot is raised, with the toes pointing upwards, and their right foot is resting on the chair's armrest. The person's left hand is placed on their lap, and their right hand is holding a small object, which appears to be a pink object, possibly a toy or a small object of interest. The person's face is partially visible, with their eyes looking towards the camera. The setting is indoors, with a wall-mounted light fixture visible in the background. There is a framed picture on the wall, but the details of the picture are not clear. The floor is covered with a patterned rug, and the chair has a blue cushion. The overall atmosphere of the image is casual and relaxed. There are no texts or discernible brands in the image."}
+{"text":"Calling all Wizards I’m desperate to see her sucking some cock, or switching between 2 guys sucking them both off."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Would love to see her disgusted with the cum being stot on her face and chest! Please and thank you sir wizards!"}
+{"text":"That is unbelievably perfect! Thank you great wizard!"}
+{"text":"Can she get the same treatment? If you can get her top off first that’s awesome."}
+{"text":"Pls wiz"}
+{"text":"Can someone make her suck this cock?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Help wiz. Need to see her tits bouncing while riding a big cock."}
+{"text":"BUMP!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bumpppp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I come seeking the great and powerful Wiz. Soon I depart for a place most remote far from reliable high speed wizardry. I look to fill my spank bank before I depart. please Mr. Piss Wiz heed my call."}
+{"text":"sauce? he posts pics and videos of himself on the /v/ jiggie threads sometimes. he also did so yesterday, but he didn't give source i know he has a twitter with more content, because i asked him once like a year ago in one of the jiggie rooms, but i forgot the damn name i also can't find anything with yandex reverse image search i'll post everything i have of him"}
+{"text":"Need help making this into a video of her gagging herself with duct tape or a bandana, or even a ballgag if possible! Thank you! ^^"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"could some kind wiz make these two babes kiss passionately?"}
+{"text":"would appreciate it a lot! I dont have disc unfortunately"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"done"}
+{"text":"done with me remembering to attach the fucking file this time"}
+{"text":"woww thats way better than I was expecting, fuck. Thanks anon!!"}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"Looking for a specific video. It was a try not to cum video. It was a compilation of videos that had a beat to the beat soundtrack. It contained the video of the picture here. I remember the logo of the creator was either a devil or demon of some sort. I’ve been looking for this video for years. Would appreciate any help!"}
+{"text":"can a wizard animate her jerking off and cumming pls"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"done, but only in private on Discord: malganisx22 you can contact me if you are \"motivated\" or wait hours here :3"}
+{"text":"good luck lmao"}
+{"text":"Anything you seem fit for her"}
+{"text":"wizards choice for this 20yo cutie"}
+{"text":"Plz show her taking a big dick that cums on her back."}
+{"text":"/bow"}
+{"text":"seems some of the better prompts have all gone dead moderated to shit - what prompts are you working with now"}
+{"text":"better prompts have all gone dead moderated to shit Because of threads like this, /gif/, reddit, and X."}
+{"text":"Error: Comment too long (8304/2000). Go on SC. We got a whole thread for them. Grok is very much alive."}
+{"text":"What's SC?"}
+{"text":"Just X, it all went to shit when they shoehorned Grok imagine into X posts to publicly edit other people's pictures, you can imagine what happened next, a bunch of undressing and the usual degenerate stuff of underage people and Karens right on their feed for everyone to see. As a result they moderated undressing videos even more. Now pasties are basically gone."}
+{"text":"Take this thicc blonde for a test drive, wizards! Test your new gens on her!"}
+{"text":"bump bump bump"}
+{"text":"last bump for the night!"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"last one! hopefully someone wants to test her!"}
+{"text":"Use my cousin for whatever you want wizards"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"One last bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Any wizards gonna show her what she's missing out on? no rules, no limits. may the best wizards win"}
+{"text":"for those wondering why it's a tinder pic. got it from when i tried catfishing her. which was working and we were definitely getting somewhere, but then some family shit happened and she wasn't very active and kinda messed the mementom i had."}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"\"gross glutton here\" *farts*"}
+{"text":"done :3 vid on discord :3"}
+{"text":"can a kind wizard make the taller girl have a massive cock and make her fuck the shorter girl while she holds her off the ground pls"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"wanna see her getting humped"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please Wizards"}
+{"text":"my cock tease sweetheart"}
+{"text":"love gooning to her face ngh"}
+{"text":"she's hot"}
+{"text":"got anymore?"}
+{"text":"whats her IG?"}
+{"text":"Please make her suck the bottom of the axe"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman removing her top revealing her breasts and then sucking on that cock. Thanks."}
+{"text":"last help with this boring green d. here. peace"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"She looks like she's begging to suck a cock and get cummed on. Please oblige her."}
+{"text":"Newfag here- I use /co/, don't fault me. When I was coming up like 14/15 years ago, I was really into basically every type of porn. There wasn't anything that didn't get me going. Tranny, lesbo, gay, straight, incest, animated- I was a fucking deviant. There was this one incest-adjacent porno, where it was basically this brunette woman and her \"daughter,\" (related or not idk), and they fucked a dude together. At the beginning, its like in a living room, either purple walls or purple couch or something, and the mom is talking to the camera guy about doing porn, and then calls down the daughter, and \"decides to help her\" or some shit. So both white, brunette or black hair, 5'7-5'10 height, mom was maybe 40's, daughter was 20's, both busty, and at the beginning they oil each other up. Then, this dude comes out of nowhere, bangs the mom, then bangs the daughter with moms help, etc. I think he was white, ripped, short black hair (maybe?). I've been trying to find this porno for YEARS. I've tried all the keywords, all the weird older sketchy porn sites, everything, but I fucking can't. Idk if this is what y'all do on /r/, but if any of you know what I'm talking about or know the video, I'd love to see it again. Similar to pic but they don't directly fuck (at least I don't remember them doing it?) inb4 \"you fucked the bump and deleted a thread for THIS\" yea I did fuck you"}
+{"text":"The pic was supposed to be showing the similar style of video- it's not related to it unfortunately, but thank you"}
+{"text":"Why should someone be judged for using /co/? It's a nice place."}
+{"text":"Hi Wizards, Can you work your magic to undress her and perhaps zoom in a bit / fine tune the image. Thanks friends!"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wizards, please animate this woman either pulling her blouse up with her right flashing us her titties OR altogether removing her blouse with her right hand while still holding her phone with her left hand. Maybe have her drop her skirt as well. Thank you."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Any takers?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
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+{"text":"All \"rate me\" and \"camwhoring\" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others."}
+{"text":"I'm blogposting call me a faggot I don't care. The first girl I ever dated was beautiful. Black hair, dark eyes, pale olive skin. I thought she was perfect. An angel in the flesh. I told a friend once and he called me crazy. She's ok bro but seriously? 6 tops. Fuck you, 6, she was a 10. She had a scar from the top of her head to the bottom right of her face. A big angry scar. Went through her right eye which was blind. It was thick enough you could put a finger on it and see it around the edges. Thought it was so cool. Our friend groups overlapped so we saw each other a lot. This was the first year of college for both of us. We never hung out alone until the second year. When we did the first time it was awkward. I had a crush on her since the first time I saw her. She told me later she had the same for me. Talked about nothing. Then I asked, where did you get the scar. I could see her stiffen and started to tell her she didn't need to say but she told me anyway. Talking like she was on autopilot. Her father was always angry. He'd beat her but nothing too severe. Lost his shit one night. Picked her up. Tried to put her head through a countertop. Fractured her skull, made a mess of her face. Prison for him, last she ever saw him. Told me she grew up alone, mother blamed her for what happened. Kids bullied her for the scar. Didn't know what to say and she seemed so alone. Told her about my uncle. Told her how disgusting I felt every waking hour of the day. Oil residue feeling I couldn't wash off. Trauma bonding, right? Told her I was broken beyond repair and she said she was too. Told her I liked her and she said she liked me too. That was the start of our relationship. Good omens. 1/3?"}
+{"text":"Everything was so good. I was captivated by her. Her every move was electric. When she touched me it was like being high I felt so good. We could sit together in silence and it felt so normal. We were spending all our time together. She was practically living with me only a few months in. We'd go to class, come back, cuddle, fuck, whatever. I miss that so much. I miss how normal I felt in her arms like everything was finally ok. We had a single good year. Great year. Perfect. She never really opened up to me. Little things she was anxious she was down she was worried but nothing real. I should have known. She would sit doing her makeup and freeze. Stare at herself. 5, 10 minutes. More. I'd ask her what she was doing. Just thinking. I tried so hard to make her feel beautiful. Make her be ok with that scar. She was perfect. I wasn't lying when I told her how perfect she was. It's funny how you love someone and even the flaws become attractive. I loved her scar because I loved her. She couldn't understand at all. Second year and a few months of dating came home from work and she was sitting at the table. Asked her what was up she didn't answer. Sat down with her, she wouldn't talk. Took her hand, stroked her hair, I love you please tell me what's wrong let me in. She rolled down her turtleneck, her throat was so red. I asked her who the fuck did that who hurt you. Wanted to fucking kill them. She kept shaking her head she couldn't say it. Realized what it was and it broke me. Held her for so long. Both crying. Made her do therapy. She quit. Made her take meds. She quit. Tried to make her talk to me. She wouldn't. The year went on like that. I loved her. I could feel us dying. I didn't know how to fix it but I kept trying and trying. Take her out on dates, get her friends to take her out, bought her presents, made sure to tell her every single fucking day how much I loved her. Nothing. I think she had already decided. 2/3"}
+{"text":"It was close to three years together she was at the table again when I came home. She always sat there when she had something to say. I knew it was over when I walked in. Sat down in silence. Sat together for so long without saying anything. Finally told me she was done. Asked her why she wouldn't say. Told her I loved her. Told me she was worthless, dragging me down. Told her that wasn't true. Asked her to please please just work with me. She wouldn't. I kept trying anything to get her to talk and she wouldn't. So frustrated I finally lost my shit. Three years and I'd never done that. Punched the table until my hand split open. Screamed at her what the fuck is wrong with you why the fuck won't you try at all. I hate myself so much for that. Of all the things in my life that's the one I'd like to take back the most. I left. Walked out. Walked six hours, hand bleeding. Came back and she was gone. Didn't realize how few things she had. Clothes, makeup, not much else. She didn't leave a note. Asked her friends the next day where she was. They didn't know. Someone found her the day after that. In the lake. No note. Never told anyone other than the police about that night. Her friends all told me it wasn't my fault, she loved me she was always saying so many good things about me and how good I was to her. Made me want to die. I know it was my fault. It's been eleven years now. Haven't dated since. Still think about her every day. I miss her so much. Veronica I still love you. I wish I could have done more. 3/3"}
+{"text":"Sucks. I'm sorry, I know how you feel. I've lost someone close to me too. I know how much it hurts even over a decade later. Thank you for sharing your story."}
+{"text":"I don't know if this is ironic, but even if you were rich $200 is a lot of money to spend on some random woman I'd rather spend $200 feeding Chihuahuas or the homeless rather than some stuck up bitch. If you're not being ironic, seriously KYS"}
+{"text":"Yes, any woman can now afford to get a decent men and avoid dusties and uggos. Cry about it."}
+{"text":"No you dont get it, you are a man and men do these things in other countries but the guys actually from those countries coming here are poor babbies"}
+{"text":"you seem awfully upset for someone who has all of their needs met."}
+{"text":"If you don't understand what I said after 2 times then I don't imagine you'll understand after 3. Go off and live in your little world."}
+{"text":"Honest question for American anons do you not realize how much of a man child Trump is? Or are all of you just as dumb as him"}
+{"text":"I didn't vote for him but I love how much he makes third worlders seethe"}
+{"text":"Okay now what? What does that change?"}
+{"text":"Why not both? Cuba should come up too because it's the central source of communism and drug trafficking in the hemisphere. America needs Cuba to begin weeding out this hemisphere's commies and cartels, and we need Greenland to build the golden dome for total missile defense alongside Alaska against China and Russia. Taking both will make America the undisputed superpower of the world."}
+{"text":"The US has been trying to acquire Greenland for 200 fucking years across tons of presidencies Wrong, in 2016 the US signed a treaty in which it explicitly accepted Danish sovereignty over Greenland. Also \"gibsmedat cuz I want it\" isn't an argument, it's just another example of the US being turned into Argentina 2.0 by Trump copying their Falklands retardation."}
+{"text":"Who spent more on defending Iceland since 1939. Denmark, or the United States?"}
+{"text":"For all the bitching you do about women (which isn't without reason, but is still bitching nonetheless), you forget the other side of the coin: men being absolute degenerate paypiggies and overall drooling retards Bad female behavior is enabled by male lust and male lack of self-respect and I have really started to dislike most men. They're the ones enabling gynocentrism"}
+{"text":"Imagine if the average dude was constantly receiving proposals from various women Well, true character is revealed when someone is given power. Most women are simply rotten"}
+{"text":"ONLY MEN HAVE AGENCY As we can see in the dating scene, having \"agency\" AKA actively chasing is a losing strategy compared to passively sitting there."}
+{"text":"if women were actually being rational actors they wouldn't keep choosing the guy who beats them within an inch of their life every time"}
+{"text":"every time Domestic violence and murder rates among women are extremely low and mostly concentrated among poorfag women who already live surrounded by ASPD thug types."}
+{"text":"men are shit, they bang their chests proudly about inventing going their own way or some bullshit, but the moment women do the same they insta seethe and make up retarded terms like gynocentrism homosexual spammer anon"}
+{"text":"Wheres the best place to get a student loan? I cant afford $500 a month."}
+{"text":"$1987 USD??? Brother that's NOTHING Are you at a community college or something or taking one class? My semester this year was 9,100 just for 3 classes."}
+{"text":"college Go to trade school lil nigga"}
+{"text":"Thats crazy anon. I assume you go ti a nice private school. I go to a state college. I get financial aid/grants and loans to help. I used to have a full scholarship but my gpa dropped below 2.0 and lost it."}
+{"text":"Wouldve considered before. I did honestly. But my dad really pressured me to do Uni so I listened to him. Anyway I dont mind engineering isnt a bad profession and i graduate this year I hope."}
+{"text":"So yeah im poor and going to be in debt for a bit I dont mind. Im being given the chance to be an engineer. Certainly beats working for slave wages in walmart or mcdonalds. Thank God for college."}
+{"text":"Hanging out with my Chadlite friend at a rave Girl sees my friend, doesn't say anything to him Just turns around and starts pushing her butt onto his hand on his side, makes it super obvious friend realizes it but just leaves his hand there and continues talking to me The girl then just straight up backs into his crotch, says \"excuse me\" then starts grinding on him did this with him for a whole hour, only benefit was that her friend danced with me for a few songs because she got jealous Could tell that girl was really enjoying herself with my friend because of the look on her face How common is this? I had no idea that women were that aggressive if they actually liked you. I always saw those redpill guys on X/Twitter saying how if you've ever had a woman into you youll never chase again and I guess they're right. That girl didn't even say hi or anything, just used her ass to fish for my friend and got off from grinding (since she was barely wearing anything)"}
+{"text":"Anon finds out hot people get pussy 2026 is the year to be hot, anon"}
+{"text":"Yep american media has inverted reality men do not chase women and men do not try to win them over. their attraction is unironically decided in the first few minutes."}
+{"text":"i mean, that moreso sounds like festival/concert behavior, probably fueled by molly or similar. i remember going to a bassnectar concert over a decade ago and a half-naked black girl was twerking/dancing on my crotch for a little while."}
+{"text":"goes to a rave meets extremely degenerate people GEE REALLY ANON?"}
+{"text":"Lol I mean I understood the concept but I didn't realize it was THAT easy for them. Yeah seeing it out in the wild was crazy. I assume they tell that lie because it causes men to spend more money chasing someone that doesn't want them. I mean you say that as if they're unique in some way. Most women will do that if they find you hot they just don't find most men to be that hot."}
+{"text":"I would never ever ever agree to sucking dick ever with a gun to my head and I am worried I will never find someone because of this. This is not for \"selfish\" reasons or whatever, that act is just incredibly degrading and I hear men around me speak of women who do it as \"barely human\" and \"unkissable\" and stuff"}
+{"text":"Deepthroat perceives better when you are penetrating, it has element of rape."}
+{"text":"I would never ever ever agree to sucking dick You will and you will forget everything else you said in this post when an attractive enough guy gets you wet."}
+{"text":"would you agree to sucking dick if an attractive enough woman wanted you to?"}
+{"text":"what kind of retarded question is that an actual question wouldve been like would you agree to eat pussy if an attractive enough woman wanted you to and you originally hated eating it"}
+{"text":"nope, eating pussy does not involve having something shoved down your throat, choking and gagging you, as well as damaging your soft palette. Maybe the question should be would you suck off her strap on if she really wanted you to"}
+{"text":"In the last episode edition"}
+{"text":"Tagged with blue paint"}
+{"text":"Mob vs mob"}
+{"text":"I admit my Jazz vocabulary is limited to a bunch of CDs I've ripped years ago from our library but I've never, ever heard a drum solo that was more fun to listen to than a bunch of guitar/saxophone or even xylophone solos. Do you have some examples for really good drum solos? Please use either yt or upload something on catbox/litterbox if you have something good. I think the problem for me is that drums are just the most inferior instrument in the band. It's basically a fancy metronome without the ability to produce melodies, unlike all other instruments. Take my opinion with a huge grain of salt since I only like structured Jazz that's easy to listen to. I just can't enjoy the super experimental stuff, too low IQ I guess."}
+{"text":"Since the person responsible has corrupted law enforcement and have used tactics to make it so that no lawyer will take any cases, it's up to us to get justice for the destruction of our lives and torturing us inside our homes."}
+{"text":"Why did Hugh Laurie look better when old?"}
+{"text":"I love big booty and I cannot lie"}
+{"text":"damn i prefer big tits to big ass these days for some reason like a while ago it was the opposite"}
+{"text":"Not enough muscle on them glutes. Looks like a sheep butt"}
+{"text":"Imagine that booty plopping up and down on Mike Adrianos cock"}
+{"text":"you saw a clip of a hot girl with a crazy ass and first thing you think of is to imagine her bouncing on another dudes dick? we gotta do something about the cuck epidemic bro it aint even funny anymore"}
+{"text":"women are the hardest thing to overcome"}
+{"text":"Anthony Gordon Edition"}
+{"text":"corrr that's how i see them too. wonder if it's on purpose."}
+{"text":"I'm the same. Most of them will NEVER contribute to society so why should they be entitled to OUR society?"}
+{"text":"paties mongboy."}
+{"text":"I never saw a brown person when I was at primary school. Everyone was English and from the local area. Yes I have always had an innate disgust reaction when seeing brown people. In fact, in studies they find babies have this response, it has to be educated out of us with indoctrination to not prefer our own people and dislike foreigners."}
+{"text":"i just wanted to read it out of curiosity. maybe insecure about your writing was a descriptor of myself."}
+{"text":"Why not go out and about and meet some of your peers anon?"}
+{"text":"It's not a fault, but it's certainly yours, man. The only thing that you have any control over in this life are your choices and no one's judgement matters more than the way you judge yourself. You wasted some time caring for others? Too bad, but almost everyone does that. Was it worth it? Only you know. Do you want it to stop? Do something now. Do you want it to stay the same? Do nothing. Either way is your choice. You can't avoid choosing, and of you try to, life will just roll over you anyway. Whatever you do, it will only be as good or as bad as you want it to be. If you choose to judge yourself harshly, be prepared to deal with the decision tree that will make your life consequent with that judgement. If you're not prepared to act, stop judging. It's not that important anyway... its just one life."}
+{"text":"I love this photo. There's exactly ONE healthy looking woman and several actually dangerous looking men."}
+{"text":"table top games I have 0 interest in and all my hobbies are solitary apart from one and the one thats not I cant find anyone who likes my specific niche thing, I go to local metal gigs and aside from some okay conversations with randoms its hard to actually click with people, I have 4 gigs upcoming but I know I probably wont make any friends so I just go for the music really, if theres an opportunity I take it as im not terrible at convo if its premeditated, if its instigated with me there's an 80% chance of spaghetti dropping but that never happens because I'm a long haired muscular man on his own which isn't exactly enticing for people. Haven't had a fren in 2 nearly 3 years now"}
+{"text":"millenial derp face fucking hurts to look at. Gah. Worst generation."}
+{"text":"causing people pain by merely existing is dangerously based"}
+{"text":"wake up in Dubai go smoke a ciggy be still too sleepy tempted to just sleep moar for now"}
+{"text":"Please never ever talk to me again I dont wanna talk to you, I dont want you around me, I dont like you You are despicable to me"}
+{"text":"gonna take out the trash while super drunk it thawed recently, so it's super slippery Wish me luck!"}
+{"text":"If only Ceb was a girl, so I could show what a sexual deviant I am too. Sigh."}
+{"text":"if you werent such a shy meek chud then you would probably get a woman who liked you"}
+{"text":"Every man who ever talked with a woman knows that they HATE shy autistic or introverted men more then anything in this world. Pedos, murderer etc. all fine as long as they are \"confident\" :)"}
+{"text":"finna get choked"}
+{"text":"shy meek chud what? no, i'm not i'm just ugly"}
+{"text":"shy meek chud Not that anymore but I'm very bitter and insufferable to strangers in real life, not openly insulting them but I have a very sour demeanor. I get nasty looks from people because of it. Hasn't gotten me anywhere."}
+{"text":"It's true and I can tease women but it's really tiresome to do that almost constantly"}
+{"text":"is this a new cope for having absolutely nothing going on for you in life? huh okay."}
+{"text":"Sounds based so I'm piggybacking it. Me too, OP."}
+{"text":"Grow up faggot, I'm more conventionally successful than you almost certainly"}
+{"text":"Whoa opie that wasn't very angel core of you, apologize to the retarded faggot"}
+{"text":"Corps*, homo"}
+{"text":"6\"3 hairy white dude incel for all my life visited Brazil to go on vacation in 2022 virginity taken by being raped by a trans girl Im deathly afraid of intimacy now"}
+{"text":"OP, i wasn't raped, but my first relationship ended with the girl having an abortion. I'm there with you in regards of being afraid of intimacy. Lots of people won't understand, just do what works for you."}
+{"text":"i kinda got groomed but oh well life moves on BUDDY. you need to keep going also sucking dick it's pretty i would definitely fuck a trans girl"}
+{"text":"Jesus Christ. Id kill her if that happened. Brootal blackpill. Get the fuck off my board normie bug."}
+{"text":"6'3 and raped by a tranny Literally how? Was the tranny 6'5 and roided?"}
+{"text":"Went to a strip club for the first time in my life. Hot tgirl who wasn't on the stage came up to me offering me a lap dance if I bought her a drink. Said sure, why not. Bought her the drink, she led me to the side rooms and grinded on me. I was really nervous it was my first time in a situation like this. Got hard, and she reached for my pants and pulled out my dick. I was completely frozen and shook my head no. She just fucking giggled at me and pulled her shorts off and rode me for a few seconds before I pushed her off, hyperventilating and quickly leaving."}
+{"text":"I know a lot of you probably wouldn't care or even bother reading this thread. But this is what I look like in case any of you do care and are interested in getting to know me more. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Heterochromia is very cool. If you're a femoid I feel like we've spoken because how common is heterochromia?"}
+{"text":"I'm a **** desu. Can you tell me you care about me."}
+{"text":"I'm blogposting call me a faggot I don't care. The first girl I ever dated was beautiful. Black hair, dark eyes, pale olive skin. I thought she was perfect. An angel in the flesh. I told a friend once and he called me crazy. She's ok bro but seriously? 6 tops. Fuck you, 6, she was a 10. She had a scar from the top of her head to the bottom right of her face. A big angry scar. Went through her right eye which was blind. It was thick enough you could put a finger on it and see it around the edges. Thought it was so cool. Our friend groups overlapped so we saw each other a lot. This was the first year of college for both of us. We never hung out alone until the second year. When we did the first time it was awkward. I had a crush on her since the first time I saw her. She told me later she had the same for me. Talked about nothing. Then I asked, where did you get the scar. I could see her stiffen and started to tell her she didn't need to say but she told me anyway. Talking like she was on autopilot. Her father was always angry. He'd beat her but nothing too severe. Lost his shit one night. Picked her up. Tried to put her head through a countertop. Fractured her skull, made a mess of her face. Prison for him, last she ever saw him. Told me she grew up alone, mother blamed her for what happened. Kids bullied her for the scar. Didn't know what to say and she seemed so alone. Told her about my uncle. Told her how disgusting I felt every waking hour of the day. Oil residue feeling I couldn't wash off. Trauma bonding, right? Told her I was broken beyond repair and she said she was too. Told her I liked her and she said she liked me too. That was the start of our relationship. Good omens. 1/3?"}
+{"text":"Everything was so good. I was captivated by her. Her every move was electric. When she touched me it was like being high I felt so good. We could sit together in silence and it felt so normal. We were spending all our time together. She was practically living with me only a few months in. We'd go to class, come back, cuddle, fuck, whatever. I miss that so much. I miss how normal I felt in her arms like everything was finally ok. We had a single good year. Great year. Perfect. She never really opened up to me. Little things she was anxious she was down she was worried but nothing real. I should have known. She would sit doing her makeup and freeze. Stare at herself. 5, 10 minutes. More. I'd ask her what she was doing. Just thinking. I tried so hard to make her feel beautiful. Make her be ok with that scar. She was perfect. I wasn't lying when I told her how perfect she was. It's funny how you love someone and even the flaws become attractive. I loved her scar because I loved her. She couldn't understand at all. Second year and a few months of dating came home from work and she was sitting at the table. Asked her what was up she didn't answer. Sat down with her, she wouldn't talk. Took her hand, stroked her hair, I love you please tell me what's wrong let me in. She rolled down her turtleneck, her throat was so red. I asked her who the fuck did that who hurt you. Wanted to fucking kill them. She kept shaking her head she couldn't say it. Realized what it was and it broke me. Held her for so long. Both crying. Made her do therapy. She quit. Made her take meds. She quit. Tried to make her talk to me. She wouldn't. The year went on like that. I loved her. I could feel us dying. I didn't know how to fix it but I kept trying and trying. Take her out on dates, get her friends to take her out, bought her presents, made sure to tell her every single fucking day how much I loved her. Nothing. I think she had already decided. 2/3"}
+{"text":"It was close to three years together she was at the table again when I came home. She always sat there when she had something to say. I knew it was over when I walked in. Sat down in silence. Sat together for so long without saying anything. Finally told me she was done. Asked her why she wouldn't say. Told her I loved her. Told me she was worthless, dragging me down. Told her that wasn't true. Asked her to please please just work with me. She wouldn't. I kept trying anything to get her to talk and she wouldn't. So frustrated I finally lost my shit. Three years and I'd never done that. Punched the table until my hand split open. Screamed at her what the fuck is wrong with you why the fuck won't you try at all. I hate myself so much for that. Of all the things in my life that's the one I'd like to take back the most. I left. Walked out. Walked six hours, hand bleeding. Came back and she was gone. Didn't realize how few things she had. Clothes, makeup, not much else. She didn't leave a note. Asked her friends the next day where she was. They didn't know. Someone found her the day after that. In the lake. No note. Never told anyone other than the police about that night. Her friends all told me it wasn't my fault, she loved me she was always saying so many good things about me and how good I was to her. Made me want to die. I know it was my fault. It's been eleven years now. Haven't dated since. Still think about her every day. I miss her so much. Veronica I still love you. I wish I could have done more. 3/3"}
+{"text":"Please be nice, yeah?"}
+{"text":"my father was weak and pathetic and the only thing i learnt is dont be like him"}
+{"text":"I have had 3 conversations with my father in my entire life and none of them were insightful, so no."}
+{"text":"Yes, he taught me critical thinking and pattern recognition, which allowed me to be smarter and make better decisions than him, so I guess he did his job as a parent."}
+{"text":"which allowed me to be smarter and make better decisions than him Smartest 4chan user ever. Lmfao"}
+{"text":"no but he was still a good dad"}
+{"text":"it took me a long time to realize that i never really properly ''talked'' to my father, or ever had a heart to heart conversation with me. i chalked this up to this not being his own fault because he was always away for very long stretches of time because of his work but it kind of sucks. i mean he's my father and he takes care of our family but there will always be an uncrossable bridge of communication between us"}
+{"text":"This anime will hit 4chan like crack did to black neighborhoods in 80s. None of you will stop talking about it"}
+{"text":"nah japan loves hitler and nazis people forget because japan is with the US now but japan was allied with them"}
+{"text":"japan loves hitler and nazis People say this all the time but never bring up any evidence, and if they do it's the most baseless shit ever."}
+{"text":"Did you like Thermae Romae?"}
+{"text":"just finish Drifters, Japan"}
+{"text":"Looks kinnda underbudget, I assume it will be mediocre. Does not even center around the Hitler aspect, so ooof. This, and gushing over magical girls season 2. The art and animation for Tanya season 2 looks great, but they only gave us 2 scenes, so hopefully they can keep up the quality through what I assume is 13 episode series. Would be awesome. I had to wait a long time to get a proper hellsing anime."}
+{"text":"people don't do codeine anymore what happened? it stopped being cool? other drugs like ketamine are more accesible for the youngsters and they all realized that they didn't need to throw up to be high? cannabis legalization? i would like to hear your opinion on this matter"}
+{"text":"Codeine is the worst opioid, even Kratom (which is only a partial opioid agonist) is way better. The lean obsession was just nigger culture"}
+{"text":"Trap is not the new thing anymore"}
+{"text":"what happened? it stopped being cool? people realized what \"lean gut\" is kind of around the time they were actively seeing juice wrld growing his in songs like Bandit. i'm not young anymore myself but im pretty sure ppl still just do xans/percs and smoke weed. also, less kids are smoking weed than ever, the largest substance problem for them would probably be underaged vaping with all the various flavored carts out there."}
+{"text":"the price went way up on lean and most people got sick or died from it i was just watching lean interviews and documentaries yesterday"}
+{"text":"codeine is too mild. Only gives moderate euphoria at high doses"}
+{"text":"Can this be considered peak female body type?"}
+{"text":"not blonde fat cheeks low cheekbones Giga Becky at best. Still would dont get me wrong, but definitely not peak"}
+{"text":"You will be horrified when you see them out of the bra :("}
+{"text":"She got lip fillers, yuckerino"}
+{"text":"These women are perfect, the guy wanting a fatty should be ignored."}
+{"text":"Not the body though"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can find guns in the UK? P.s I don't have a license so even if you have any suggestions which doesn't recquire straightforwardly buying one that'd be useful too thanks"}
+{"text":"im getting the image of a white, pasty, middle class southern poofta whos parents do quite well for themselves and is <25"}
+{"text":"To kill British people, obviously. A noble endeavor"}
+{"text":"jihadist inquire at your local mosque and confide in your local imam, im sure you'll get the support of the entire community."}
+{"text":"Not even close. So are you gonna help me or not? Haha."}
+{"text":"So are you gonna help me or not nah cos mans is fed and u finna get slimed out *stabs you 17 times with a rambo"}
+{"text":"do you have a fetish you hate to have? for me it's hucow. like i spend way too much time gooning to that fantasy. i have seriously considered trying to get lactation hormones. i kinda feel gross about being aroused by the idea of being treated like a dairy cow."}
+{"text":"another hucow thread Anons give my balls a break..."}
+{"text":"Still, it's not like you should forget about the fetish, you can enjoy it. What parts of the fetish are the most appealing to you?"}
+{"text":"being blissfully oblivious having \"maternal purpose\" small humiliation being powerless etc"}
+{"text":"amputated hucows. y/n?"}
+{"text":"And what about the parts you don't like?"}
+{"text":"gets rejected by a white girl breaks down on stream why do gen alphas, mainly white gen alphas worship this njgger eceleb so much"}
+{"text":"He asked for her number, she said no and then he stormed off and started crying"}
+{"text":"Be woman Get helped by mansa musa Mansa musa and his masked mandekalu goons have you against a wall as he asks for your personal info Looks aside what you do expect dressing like that and keeping company like that"}
+{"text":"find streamer who's whole online personality is being loud, over the top, and freaking out people like it because its funny to laugh at his dramatic freakouts take it at face value like he's not intentionally playing it up for the viewers \"Oh my gosh guys! Why do le zoomers and gen alpha worship him? Are they stupid?\" I don't even like him either but stick to vtubers if you can't put a little thought into your post first."}
+{"text":"This is especially funny considering some anon spent months posting him and acting as if he was some alpha slaying all the white women. Meanwhile his gf is some sea monkey, not a hot one either."}
+{"text":"this. speed literally shits himself for content lol"}
+{"text":"Have you ever tried any ADHD meds, and if yes how high did you get?"}
+{"text":"A chick I knew in college was my hookup for 30MG XR Adderall - she was prescribed it. how high did you get? The highest I've ever been. Pretty sure the movie \"Limitless\" was based on the effects of Adderall. Answers come before questions. You know what people are going to say before they even speak. Colors are extremely vivid. Social confidence through the roof. You get shit done. Absolutely workhorse. Feels like being alive for the first time. The only downside, is you won't eat or sleep, and you're thirsty all the time, and that's why I got off them - and I'm not convinced you can put your brain on NOS without wearing it down over time. Now, I'm rawdogging reality. Eat only whole foods, and drink, almost exclusively, water. Not even coffee, because I realized spiking is worse than maintaining evenly."}
+{"text":"did you just take one pill or a high dose?"}
+{"text":"I've tried adderall and crystal mother fucking meth. In fact, I was addicted to the undisputed Champion and King of all stimulants, Crystal Methamphetamine for years. I fucking love Crystal Meth. It made me able to cyber with girls for 18 hours straight same with masturbating to them with them. Also, meth made me sleep less, have energy, be happy, and felt amazing. I never got the rush or euphoria from meth, just horniness and energy and drive. I could also flirt with females on crystal mother fucking methamphetamine. I cant sober due to being a schizo. They found methed out schizo interesting and were willing to smash or cyber. They find boring medicated schizo no beuno."}
+{"text":"Just one a day. I took one 30MG XR a day, and did this for a few months. XR is Extended Release - so you get a dose in about an hour, then the next in like 5 or 6 hours...Something like that. So one 30MG pill was enough to fly all day. Do NOT take more than one, you don't need more than one. Technically, you don't NEED it at all, but if you WANT a temporary boost for Exams or whatever, it's undoubtedly a performance enhancer. Don't be like my buddy, he took four at once, because he was a giant rugby player, and thought it wouldn't work otherwise, and he ended up in the hospital. If you're going to biohack, don't be retarded. Take only one, even if it's 10MG XR, do not stack them and take 3, to equal 30MG, just one. If that one doesn't give enough of an effect, then find a way to get a higher dose pill, but always take just one a day."}
+{"text":"i still can't believe this shit is mass prescribed to anyone who spent too much time looking at screens and you're supposed to compete against these people"}
+{"text":"WHY ARE BLACKS AND BROWNS SIEG HIELING IN 2026 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT DON'T THEY FEEL INFERIOR AND JUDGED BY THE 2 WHITE GUYS IN THE ROOM? DO THEY JUST NOT CARE? DO THEY JUST NOT UNDERSTAND THAT HITLER WOULD HAVE HATED THEM?"}
+{"text":"He literally turned his back when Jesse Owens climbed the podium Making excuses for Hitler's racism 90 years later Lmao this is the person who's a fan of clavicular"}
+{"text":"jew jew jew jew jew"}
+{"text":"Nazis had such a strict vision of racial purity that not even white slavs made their cut And you think they would be kind to any brown neighbors if they had them? Delusional and ignorant"}
+{"text":"nigger thinking that jew haters will love hos negro genes. Classical pick me."}
+{"text":"Racism is for retards and brown people tend to be retarded, what did you expect?"}
+{"text":"I've been laughing all week to these pics they're too funny."}
+{"text":"They are brokie"}
+{"text":"for other incels, lmao. Everyone else feels the cringe of a poorly rehearsed performance"}
+{"text":"bugattiless cope"}
+{"text":"This is literally the highest iq picture that exists"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck do you waste your limited time on fucking pointless pussy, fren? To brag to your bros? A life without love is just sad."}
+{"text":"entanglement edition unwound"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying they're ugly but that only makes it worse Sorry I don't clap like a seal for everything everyone does. You know you're not supposed to be a formless, shapeless gray slob of constant positive reinforcement for literally everyone and everything?"}
+{"text":"So there is also this youtube slop trend where I assume ai made videos \"explain\" the endings of media of various kind and it's very little explaining in there, although sometimes there is some, it's just plot summary basically. And it makes me wonder who watches that? Unless you want to be reminded of what happened I don't see a reason for it. Also why am I getting recommended this shit? The almighty algorithm seems to not understand what I actually want to see as always."}
+{"text":"You're bitter and all you can do is just hate, talk shit and hate some more. Like a cloud of negativity and resentment. Clearly you have issues like most other incels"}
+{"text":"I officially have one tooth fewer now, dentist said the one that broke was really bad and would likely have gotten infected if I waited to get it removed. Will this scare me into brushing my teeth? Probably not."}
+{"text":"How much did it cost, story"}
+{"text":"A girl in my class held me down while her father raped me. What do I do?"}
+{"text":"report to the police huge chance they wont do shit about it though"}
+{"text":"piss Jesus Didn't even read the bate. Tldr?"}
+{"text":"Based on the way the post was phrased I assume you're still in school now? Don't wait, the statute of limitations is a big deal. If you have no physical evidence - torn clothes, bits of his hair or blood in your nails, etc. - it's not gonna be an easy thing to do. There are shelters and pro bono lawyers who will take the case if there's anything they can do to increase their odds. If you have no physical evidence, I hate to break it to you but you'd have to rely on the two of them confessing. The good news(?) is that police in America are kinda infamous for pulling underhanded tricks to search cars and homes, and interrogations often involve sweating suspects into confessing by bluffing. But if the father or girl know their Mirandas and decide not to speak without a lawyer present then you've got nothing there. But you'd be surprised how hard it is for criminals to resist defending their actions or deflecting blame. A real \"whoever did this must be a monster\" \"I take offense to that\" situation."}
+{"text":"Piss christ is a great photo"}
+{"text":"*zip* Tell me the story from the beginning. :^)"}
+{"text":"this was a legendary moment tough shit which side is /r9k/ on?"}
+{"text":"It's definitely about you hating. That's all you do, and that's the whole deal with incels like you. You're literally incapable of enjoying anything, too much bitterness and resentment"}
+{"text":"I have nothing to lose Which is precisely why you and other incels like you worship these streamers. You have nothing. No friendship, no love. All you have is anger and you need a target because you don't have the emotional maturity to deal with it"}
+{"text":"Is this one of those weird AGP posts written by some 70 year old troon who jerks off to being perceived as a condescending woman online?"}
+{"text":"you don't suck it into your lungs. you puff it."}
+{"text":"tranny accusations what's wrong, Incel? Too close to home?"}
+{"text":"want to dominate, slap around, choke, tie up, collar and berate a cute moid then cuddle and take care of him afterwards submissive men are into tall, muscular or curvy women with big tits am petite, underweight with small boobs, dress in cutesy fashion and look younger than my age does this dynamic appeal to literally anyone or am i doomed to never be sexually satisfied. i only attract dominant men and they disgust me."}
+{"text":"bitches on this site be like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nobody would wanna date me waaaaaaaaaa and then get 50 replies by retarded niggers saying the opposite"}
+{"text":"Foids who are into being dominant are pure walking red flags who always make their bfs troon out."}
+{"text":"Being dominant IS traditionally feminine, but in a princess/lady of the house way. based and you should say it. good luck on your love quest in poland you sound cute and i'd love to have a boytoy like you some day if it means anything. it's not the trust issue in and of itself that's the problem for me, as i said i like a guy who is kind of pathetic and insecure, i'd want someone who is devoted to me and worships me to some degree. i'm just not into the idea of larping as someone i'm not and pretending to be in some kind of trad normie relationship in order to shield a man's ego. definitely not fleeting for me either as i've always been into being the dominant partner sexually, forcing myself to act more submissive would just end up in a relationship where sex feels like a chore and does nothing for me. yeah well i could probably get any old bf easily it's not like i'm desperate in that sense. i'm just not at all interested in being with a guy i'm not sexually compatible with."}
+{"text":"It means a lot, I am a slut for praise from women, it's just very hard to approach and find dominant women outside of the internet and here you are all oceans away and I need a princess to kiss her hand every day..."}
+{"text":"Petite younger dommes are the best dommes though"}
+{"text":"What cigarettes do you smoke, robots? For me, it's lucky strike red 100s or marlboro red 100s."}
+{"text":"Marlboro blacks are the closest to cigar taste I've ever gotten from a cig. They taste so sweet that it can kinda make me sick."}
+{"text":"I like Newports. The black chicks I used to hang out with liked them too."}
+{"text":"american spirit but i get rolling tobacco and roll my own rettes with a rolling machine"}
+{"text":"I don't smoke anymore. Last time I smoked was over 4 months ago, and the last cigarette I had was a hand-rolled Bugler. When I smoked cigarettes though my go-to was Marlboro Red."}
+{"text":"Marlboro red switched from American spirits light blue"}
+{"text":"My food is extremely unamused \"Not yum\""}
+{"text":"cute grumpy dish"}
+{"text":"tiny little food wife"}
+{"text":"Awww she does not like the sauce"}
+{"text":"\"Eventually I'll turn big and then you're in a lot of trouble!\""}
+{"text":"have you ever threatened suicide to a parent or said you were gonna do it"}
+{"text":"That's interesting indeed. Can you tell me another personal story?"}
+{"text":"oh no im like that sad lonely faggot meme."}
+{"text":"im like that sad lonely faggot meme. Which one?"}
+{"text":"was thinking of this one. overshared frick. i forgot that i have secrets. i keep them under wraps because im cool like an anime character."}
+{"text":"Well, okay then. Have a nice day."}
+{"text":"Realistically can you achieve total life happiness if you have a skinny 4.5 inch dick? Assuming all of your other physical and mental attributes are above average"}
+{"text":"the most important ones besides face and dick i got objectively giga fucked"}
+{"text":"Isn't the dick supposed to be a generally clean body part? what's the issue waving it around some food?"}
+{"text":"god that's massive. probably 4 times as thick as mine"}
+{"text":"you say this but almost every only bottom i've been with had a gigantic cock"}
+{"text":"Pic related I did this once, was fun. This Uruguayan girl invited me to fuck her and then I ate her pizza. We didn't even wash our hands after we finished fucking and had Pizza. Fun times. But she was terrible at sucking cock."}
+{"text":"ok so how rapist get hard if the other person doesn't want them? like wouldn't they feel bad about not being liked?"}
+{"text":"I will always be a khhv but I can empathize with the rapist since I have watched videos and gotten really turned on by the girl not liking it."}
+{"text":"If someone asked you to do it to them would you?"}
+{"text":"Weird. If the girl likes it then I give it to her harder. If she doesnt like it I just try to hurry up and finish."}
+{"text":"I was physically abused as a child. I never abused anyone else. Infact I physically abused someone when I grew up. No anon, are YOU retarded?"}
+{"text":"No. Why would I? Read it again without changing the sentence."}
+{"text":"the one who stand against the deportation of illegal immigrants (and wants to import more)"}
+{"text":"are they really? White governments won't even let blacks and browns move to their countries unless they jump through a billion hoops, and spend endless amounts of money bombing brown people and forcing them to flee in the first place. it's admirable that many whites oppose this, but sadly those whites don't seem capable of taking power."}
+{"text":"Remember that Abigail Spanberger was a blue dog democrat. The blue dog faction is the most moderate faction in the party. Yet even that most moderate faction of democrats supports open borders and globalism that will ruin our country, take our jobs, kill our sons, rape our daughters, and poison the blood of the nation. NEVER trust a Democrat. Period."}
+{"text":"The upper class people are bleeding hearts who want to house and feed everyone because they have all this printed out disposable money. Literally the dumbest take of all time."}
+{"text":"Why aren't these rich white areas ever sanctuaries? Martha's Vineyard isn't a sanctuary city. When 50 refugees arrived there it took 72 hours for all the rich people living there to deport them to a military base"}
+{"text":"decided I won't dm work crush on work chat or text her until she comes to the office she messages me first Instant feeling of elation. But reality is setting in and I am trying to give her less attention so I dont give her the ick for being too eager to interact."}
+{"text":"send her a photoshopped picture of her giving birth to you"}
+{"text":"We use AI now, unc."}
+{"text":"i just got a job at a sunoco store i thought i would be pumping gas but apparently they want me inside as a cashier. they will move to overnight/weekends once i get the paddle of it any advice?"}
+{"text":"i thought I would be pumping gas Let me guess, you live in New Jersey...? It's so weird to me how a state's economy can be so dogshit, they have to invent fake jobs like having attendants pump gas for you."}
+{"text":"desu i went to miami early this year and it was pretty annoying having to pump my own gas"}
+{"text":"overnight is kinda sketchy. are you in a nice area or a somewhat weird place? theres gas stations where i work that are fine during the day but at 4am crack heads are wandering the parking lot begging."}
+{"text":"i would say overall a nice place and crackheads can't reach me without driving so drunks are most likely to appear"}
+{"text":"I worked the graveyard shift at 7-eleven on dxm and xans you will be fine"}
+{"text":"alcohol my deer friend, i will never abandon you oh Pfeffi you beautiful green drink i love you"}
+{"text":"heh i just finishd half the bottle who else is having fun like this rn?"}
+{"text":"You're friends with a deer called Alcohol?"}
+{"text":"Imagine living like 800 years ago and not even knowing what sex is at the age of 40, meanwhile the village chads have been plapping all the bitches of the village since the moment they hit puberty. Now that we have the internet you can learn what it is and see what was previously hidden away from people like you so you stay happy and keep slaving for them to live comfy lives off of your back"}
+{"text":"This post is incredibly retarded. Nice work, OP."}
+{"text":"Almost all low class peasants had sex though."}
+{"text":"Employment it's not it. Something else has to be found"}
+{"text":"Same. Employment is hell. Wish being a neet or hikikomori was possible in the u.s but presidents like trump don't want that."}
+{"text":"Incels, who was the latest woman you liked? this girl adds me on genshin I'm a kissless virgin so any female attention feels like heaven she's good looking she's into a bunch of interesting hobbies the best part is that she seems to genuinely enjoy talking to me after a couple weeks I'm desperately into her and ask her out she rejects me I get extremely depressed and try to do everything to win her over after many months she disappears and eventually comes back, telling me she broke up with her online bf I feel heartbroken because she said she was single, but continue talking to her because I'm desperate after a while I realize that she lied about most of her life, about her hobbies, even about her appearance, she's actually a fat girl who pretends pictures of thin girls are hers, she never posts a full body pic, only either her face or the bodies of other girls I start working on some personal projects and completely stop giving a fuck about her after a few weeks she reaches out to me I don't even wanna talk to her anymore, I just see her as the dumb, broke, fat BPD bitch she is"}
+{"text":"I am 30 years old and still posting here. I work teaching people how to throw Harbor Freight hatchets into wood. I have no real skills. This shit is the pits. AMA"}
+{"text":"lol, zoomers are old."}
+{"text":"when will whitebois smash their chastity cages and rise up against the jews?!"}
+{"text":"you really are subhuman goy cattle"}
+{"text":"We are all goycattle my friend, have been for a long time, there's pretty much no getting out of this"}
+{"text":"This pic goes hard. Those numbers"}
+{"text":"break free from their cages into my throat"}
+{"text":"This pic goes hard. Those numbers Lol I didn't even notice, it's a sign that the pic does indeed go hard"}
+{"text":"oh, how convenient: you were preemptively 'forgiven' for sins you hadn't even committed yet, and all it took was a declaration of subservience and \"faith\" Fuck all the way off with this horsehit."}
+{"text":"On what biblical basis you affirm god has two different wills? Remember personal insults are the arguments of those who are wrong. It's kinda like your threats of damnation, when logic or reason no longer does it, you rely on feelings to convey your message. It just so happens that christianity relies on the feeling of fear more than any other to propagate their ethos."}
+{"text":"God has a moral/immanent will that judges everything that happens based on its intent Is the immanent will (god number 2) unaware of the rest of god? How could it regret the creation if it knew already what would happen? Is god number 2 not omniscient or aware of god number 1? I think your understanding is shallow. You desperately seek to justify the glaring contradictions of the bible, when the deeper analysis is much colder and rooted in reality: The different authors of the bible had contradicting views on god and they imprinted those discrepancies in the respective chapters they wrote. That's the deeper analysis you refuse to make. It's you who shut your eyes, and accuse others of the very thing you are doing"}
+{"text":"The trinity is never spelled out explicitly in the bible And it isn't. Context is only useful when it serves your point. When context shows the contradictions in the bible, suddenly It's the reader's fault for hardening their heart"}
+{"text":"Why are you speculating like these are original thoughts or problems John Calvin was dealing with these problems 500 years ago"}
+{"text":"You people. First, if you actually care about this, google it. It is an age old doctrine. Type in sovereign will of God vs moral will of God into google and you will find people who explain it infinitely better then I do. Point is this: I didnt make this up. This is the established doctrine of the church. Second. You yourself have contradicting wills. Sometimes you want to Go to the gym, but you also feel lazy. And therefore you dont go. Your laziness which is a feeling, was your will. But you also had the will to go to the gym and you regret it. God also has different wills, they work differently, they are pure. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"BAAAAAANNNGGLLLLLLAAAAAAA BTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!($200)"}
+{"text":"I have no friends and really crave interaction with someone . It cannot be true that my surrounding can only be satisfied with a sperg like myself being hurt . If not that it would only be natural to be running awayf from you now .."}
+{"text":"This is a Brazilian fer sureeeee"}
+{"text":"Oh my goodnayus you has no frayund???? What to do in dis1 situation!!!!!!!!! xD"}
+{"text":"Laaaaaaasssss Goooooooo Guyzz!!!!!!!! NYC Underground 2026!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"be me black fembot no friends because the elites got rid of 3rd spaces and free time no husband because the elites took that away too no job because of 70% greedy corporations and 30% immigrant inflation no college because of AI takeover and insane tuition costs no money no house no car premium entertainment is expensive hobbies aren't even free anymore Frankly, I don't think helping this country for these bullshit \"perks\" is a good deal."}
+{"text":"in my 40s"}
+{"text":"being black in China Good luck dude."}
+{"text":"Tfw no paranoid black gf Do you have any i can chat to"}
+{"text":"true but also not thriving in the matriarchy when youre a woman skill issue"}
+{"text":"I think you should take some accountability before consider contributing to anything"}
+{"text":"I'm an incel because I'm fat."}
+{"text":"There are no good looking fat dudes"}
+{"text":"there are absolutely good looking normal fat level dudes bro but once you cross into obese zone tho like 30+ bmi or something then yeah youre ugly"}
+{"text":"It all depends on where your body likes to put the fat, some people don't even look that big but have ugly faces because the fat goes there first."}
+{"text":"we call that gymcels"}
+{"text":"I'm the opposite, I'm an incel because I'm skinny."}
+{"text":"I doubt any anonymous person would commit a crime in this trend (note: don't do it)."}
+{"text":"I doubt any anonymous person would commit a crime in this trend wat"}
+{"text":"the current trend"}
+{"text":"What hellll"}
+{"text":"I don't get it, why was this deleted"}
+{"text":"was looking at the socials of some old pornstars i used to like back in the 2010s. I looked up dillion harper, my god she is walled and just totally unattractive now. she used to be really sexy back in the 2010s. this is sad"}
+{"text":"she wasn't that hot to begin with. she looks fine now, it's all in her chest anyways. the wall is not real"}
+{"text":"she wasn't \"cute\" before and sure she is not now she used to be hot, like a guy with tattoos and crooked teeth but a 10% body fat"}
+{"text":"i understand the pictue on the left is a photograph, it was a random example i picked out from her prime years. i thought she was really hot in videos and other pictures too from that time not just that one photo."}
+{"text":"Walled? She looks almost exactly the same as she used to, she was always ugly, you just don't like her now that she's slightly older and still ugly."}
+{"text":"You call that the wall? Looks like an improvement to me, lol. But I'm old."}
+{"text":"Serious question. Houses are dirt cheap outside of NYC/LA. And its litteraly impossible to be single as a man in 2026 unless youre actively avoiding women. So whats your excuse?"}
+{"text":"No women have ever asked me out. Also I shouldn't have to move from my state to get women. There's women here. They should get over themselves and ask me out. Also housing is affordable nowhere lol"}
+{"text":"just live in a freezing house in the middle of a slum 1000 miles fron everybody you know with no work lined up and little available there"}
+{"text":"I already own a home, however, as a 29 year old virgin who has never had any woman be interested in him, I am now completely disinterested in dating and will never allow a woman to move in with me, purely out of spite. Enjoy paying rent while waiting for Chad to text back."}
+{"text":"you clearly don't understand the dynamic of a city nor a suburb consider waiting until after you've stopped living with your parents to comment"}
+{"text":"How come i only feel pretty in the mirror before i go to bed but not when i get out of bed?"}
+{"text":"Your brain is closer to inebriated state Haha just kidding you are probably a cootie patootie"}
+{"text":"because you are ugly hahaha just kiddin"}
+{"text":"Why are groypers so brown?"}
+{"text":"you paint this picture that these people are racists but when reality proves this to be a ffake narrative you painted in your zesty liberal mind, you just start lashing out lol. this will blow your mind too, i know so many jews that are groypers."}
+{"text":"So basically you guys are larping."}
+{"text":"im not a groyper at all im just tapped in to right wing politics and movements."}
+{"text":"They're degenerates and can get away with things because they're neoptists"}
+{"text":"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THEM"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support normal edition :> heya How are you doing today? Any plans for today? When was the last time you hurt yourself? Why did you hurt yourself? Is there anything bothering you right now?"}
+{"text":"why you two being mean"}
+{"text":"this bitch toga believes genuine mental illness is just a quirky personality trait people assign to themselves because he doesnt actually EXPERIENCE any form of psychological torture, or, because he is self-projecting his soullessness unto every other mentally disturbed individual because he is an insecure little bitch. Also, he only ever started avatarfagging/namefagging here to please his homosexual-parasocial fantasies lusting for another personalityfaggots penis (togatanon) Everything he does here is a performative psyop to indirectly guilttrip his 4chan crush into giving him attention. Bitchass is a poser"}
+{"text":"This thread-personality you have here, togata FAGGOT is just parroting his '' personality '' from togatanon whom he sexually harasses every /mbti/ gen for hours on end, and wishes to mix their body fluids together in hopes the bacteria he samples gives him an actual identity"}
+{"text":"cute! are they good pets? I feel like they'd be troublesome helloo Last night was very difficult but you didn't have a breakdown during the day, did ya? played a lot of a rhythm game once I got home sounds fun man you guys like your rhythm games, officeanon likes them too was just after she got out of hospital. why was she is the hospital? melted ice cream is pretty good honestly. true ig although a little unrelated fun fact, I don't like chocolate ice cream Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ruminating over how lonely I am and so that's why you often talk about distractions i hope you find everything you need disanon Had me worried I had spine problems oh that's worrying are you sure it's only because of the cold? Goes back to my point about how important sleep is yup good luck thanks! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"there is no right age to lose your virginity\" why do they lie?"}
+{"text":"It's not a lie. Your time will come as long as you keep trying. I thought it'd take me many years to find a gf but a 4chan tranny found me a few years ago and now we're getting married."}
+{"text":"The right age for a male is probably like 11 for a female it's 25"}
+{"text":"the moment you disagree with them hahahah shut up virgin"}
+{"text":"Females are so animal hierarchy brained how dare this beta male defy me know your place!"}
+{"text":"The real problem is you guys don't see women as actual people but rather as a pair of legs, 3 holes and if you're lucky a nice pair of tits. Fix that first and the rest of your problems get fixed along with it"}
+{"text":"I always assumed therapy was when you pay a jew or one of their golems a bunch of money to convince you of what you want to believe is true."}
+{"text":"Womemes are dumb as bricks so therapy works for them."}
+{"text":"Webm: Old barren whores, GOOD Viable women capable of reproduction, BAD This webm has to be a skit. my life improved drastically because I stopped caring about what they think about anything. Based. I realized, I have two options when it comes to women: -Take on the liability to secure potential reproduction -Completely disregard"}
+{"text":"95% of men start out treating women with respect, adoration, love and equality Then you foids eventually prove him wrong so he goes to what he should have done in the first place (treating you like holes)"}
+{"text":"constantly see people talking about adding girls from this board absolutely never see anyone posting their discord here Bunch of larpers"}
+{"text":"hey me too please tomelston1@hotmail.com 28/m australia myself"}
+{"text":"Got it and responded."}
+{"text":"No, prepare to die Yay!"}
+{"text":"used to be high quality broads in biofem"}
+{"text":"A new case study just dropped:"}
+{"text":"be guy in picrel literal who not wealthy, talented, or attractive doesnt even dress well notoriously asshole personality And yet bag the hottest famous chicks in the world, in the prime of their fame literally one after the other cheat on the last one with the next one, everyone knows and they still go for it Is life for 6+ ft chads really like this?"}
+{"text":"it's probably because of his dick, man"}
+{"text":"femanons can you confirm? do you have an uncontrollable urge to fuck the guy in the pink shirt?"}
+{"text":"Interesting, to my eyes he has bad everything. Not even that tall, upper eyelid exposure, completely recessed rat like face, no cheekbones, unideal nose shape, skinnyfat body. Maybe rich family?"}
+{"text":"Forgot to attach his pic. Zack Bia. I would say he's like 5'11\"."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else noticed that the pro sex/sexually positive movement doesn't extend to men's sexuality. It pretend to be all about removing shame and stigma around sex but is still fine with shaming men and calling them creepy/perverted. ESPECIALLY if an ugly or unattractive man is into sexier/younger women."}
+{"text":"Yes it does. Calling out abusers and pervs has nothing to do with sex positivity. You're welcome to join the LGBT club when you stop being such a chud"}
+{"text":"Calling out abusers and pervs has nothing to do with sex positivity. except all heterosexual males are branded as abusers and pervs by default, and abusers and pervs don't matter if they're not heterosexual males. I mean what is a \"Creep\" today besides a guy criticizing feminist orthodoxy?"}
+{"text":"What do you think you fucking retard A snatch is all her worth, of course she's going to do everything in her power to make sure she loses none of her perceived value. She's gonna have her cake and eat too, it's also going to exist in quantum superposition and also levitated via tiktok hedge witches. Because women are just that strong and independent. Keep enabling the gynocracy faggot."}
+{"text":"have you guys noticed sex positivity doesn't extend to ugly losers who don't care about sex positivity or consent or safe kink and just want to fuck teenagers"}
+{"text":"Proving the point lol. Look at how FURIOUS foids get when they think about an unattractive man liking attractive women. To women, a sub 5 male so much as looking at them is basically rape."}
+{"text":"this constant feel of feeling like I'm not doing enough tired all the time, clearly because I'm exhausted, meaning I do too much I don't know, man"}
+{"text":"seems like the obvious thing to do is take a day off every now and then XD"}
+{"text":"I just need a drink, I think"}
+{"text":"iktf anon what are ya drinkan?"}
+{"text":"not right now, going out with a few mates for the weekend thinking of a bottle of jaeger, whisky, and maybe soju for one of them"}
+{"text":"Trial?! Work trial!? edition"}
+{"text":"Page 4? It not rite"}
+{"text":"Can not be having a seasideMARK themed thread on page 6 can we?"}
+{"text":"Page 6 again is it not de lids de lads de lods?"}
+{"text":"had a nice chat with rKarl this afternoon"}
+{"text":"Page 7 now is it not de lids de lads de lods?"}
+{"text":"Why fun interests do you have that puts you in a position to naturally meet women? For me it's line dancing."}
+{"text":"Country all the way. Too many texan/southern cuties."}
+{"text":"It's smart of you I recently read an article that said line dancing is becoming a popular date night thing, I think people are just yearning for SOMETHING to do that isn't sleazy and expensive like a club"}
+{"text":"I don't do anything of that sort, anon It's either work or sleep for me If I'm well bored, I'd get drunk and start messaging randos on tinder"}
+{"text":"The older I get, the more I think I should've been a priest or a monk or something This life, shit ain't for me man..."}
+{"text":"You can still become a monk"}
+{"text":"Personally, I took the gay pill Respectfully, get the fuck away from me I don't want your super-AIDS"}
+{"text":"That's the plan honestly But I'm neither Christian nor do I live in the West so it's gonna be an uphill battle, but hey I'll figure it out"}
+{"text":"It's easy to feel enlightened when consumer capitalism has reduced most people to naive, confused, status symbol chasing, hedonistic, impulsive animals. This life, shit ain't for me man... Me either, and that's why I live in the woods. Being around most people is tiresome. I'd rather read the thoughts of 4chin alphas, Baudrillard, Kaczynski, Aurelius, and Aristotle, than talking to Kelly the cashier about the weather, or Norman, the barfly, about how the nigger collision competition didn't yield a desirable result, or Violet, the 80 year old woman who thinks anyone who disagrees with her politically is morally bankrupt."}
+{"text":"aids It's not the 80s, grandpa lmao"}
+{"text":"Y'all have options but you're just rejecting them"}
+{"text":"Y'all have options i'm not even known to women."}
+{"text":"saar, no, she offered to sho bobs how could tricking man offer to sho bobs? pleas to be thinking before making such accusation."}
+{"text":"these women have zero accomplishments, confidence, drive or desire in their life. they lack the confidence to get a job, to drive, to talk to people, to do fucking anything. they just like me fr"}
+{"text":"I'm on roids and I have the typically attractive body. I've got a unique enough style, Self-contradictions out the ass. All roid monkeys have the same style and they're unattractive to women."}
+{"text":"I say you a secret, but don't say to nobody, ok? Not even subhumans girls come near me. And I'm white. That's why I've never had a girlfriend and I'm still a virgin at 30. So, fuck off."}
+{"text":"I can't be submissive to women but I'm not gay so I'd only want to be dominated by twinks, I need a twink to worship bros"}
+{"text":"Men being dominant is just hotter, that's a fact. Nothing gay about it."}
+{"text":"i need a foid to step on me"}
+{"text":"I need a moid to step on me. I wonder what damages the male ego more being stepped on by a male or a female, you bros tell me"}
+{"text":"I think a foid stepping on you si cucked because she's probably getting dicked down by chad so it would be worse if you're into that I need a moid to step on me but only if he is a twink with cute feet"}
+{"text":"Based and same. Honestly, it's a trade-off. It feels more degrading if it's a male, but at the same time you feel like you can speak up or banter or talk more normally with him afterwards. Meanwhile if a female does it, it's like you feel too weak to defy her and it's hard to talk back at all."}
+{"text":"hate on them all you want, but their message is inspiring: if you have a couple million dollars and robust success as a streamer, you might be able to get a girl from your local state university to go to the club with you"}
+{"text":"If you enjoy any of their content you are an insect brained algorithm trapped cuckold"}
+{"text":"none of what he's doing is sincere Yeah that's the soulless part rotating a single blunt around 7 mfs Crazy"}
+{"text":"their message is inspiring: they ignore God and preach separation into the garbage can it goes"}
+{"text":"Random chink chemists are able to buy their 4th car because of these guys shilling roids btw"}
+{"text":"when he says something so chudphobic you have to hit them with the closeted homo stare"}
+{"text":"I am a man and I love cute art With all due sincerity and all of my heart You might think me strange You might think me weird But I'm not afraid To receive your jeers There's nothing sweeter Than a young girl's smile It lights up my world And makes me live a while There's oregano on mt fuji"}
+{"text":"It's difficult."}
+{"text":"It's difficult What's not?"}
+{"text":"everyone loves cute art, pedos (who make up the majority of lolifags) are just weird about it"}
+{"text":"i love cute art, scary art, gloomy art, classical art, oriental art, and the list goes on oriental + cute is a good mix."}
+{"text":"be me, 21 yo fembot dating moids my age date bf #1 he was obsessed with eating and fingering ass was very self conscious about this and hated having to make my butthole pretty every time i see him reluctantly got used to it because a tongue on your butthole does not feel so bad but still hate getting fingered up there date bf #2 always trying to grope my ass discloses that he is bisexual alongside more information about his sexual interests which included anal sigh hope that he will be satisfied with piv and oral he eventually brings up that i would look good with a butt plug say no immediately he gets upset date bf #3 tell him i think moids who are obsessed with butt stuff are gay Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Zoomers were unironically brainwashed into anilingus and shit like that. To millenials it's a weird and disgusting thing in general. But anal is pretty normal. And just because someone likes to perform anal doesn't mean they have to, ever, in the relationship. Groping ass has nothing at all to do with wanting to actually fuck or lick it either. You're starting to see spooks in here."}
+{"text":"please go anywhere else, normalfemoid. You do not belong on the robot board. We cannot help you."}
+{"text":"I'm not, but I'm virgin gf only so I wouldn't be interested in you"}
+{"text":"I've been around anal seeking men before. They fit a pushy and demanding degrader type. Femanon here just prioritizes funny, witty, pushy banter and can't realize that that's a horrible mate selection strategy."}
+{"text":"OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT"}
+{"text":"why is WMBF such a wholesome romantic pairing? and why do they have the lowest divorce rates of any type of interracial marriage pairing?"}
+{"text":"My experience with black men has been mostly awful and negative. I still don't post here about how ugly/shitty they all are and I never will."}
+{"text":"You are a crap foid and I will never feel sorry for saying it."}
+{"text":"You don't know me, I don't know you. You are judgmental and negative."}
+{"text":"brown ladies are fertility goddesses in the age of white and asian women having 1 kid on average, they should be highly desired for marriage and breeding If you want to save the white race, instead of having 1 kid with a white woman, have 5 kids with black woman. the math checks out."}
+{"text":"They'll marry and paypig for whales too. The other side of the problem is definitely men, most are disgusting, drooling retards"}
+{"text":"My o9a nexion wants me to infiltrate planned parenthood and I can't decide between lgbt fertility advocate and abortionist, which one would you pick anonbros?"}
+{"text":"i would take a nap and code c and python and rust and js and html on my website"}
+{"text":"why do you need so many languages for one website"}
+{"text":"Where can I find videos of women loving pegging men? I've only watched furry anthro shit for the passed ten plus years so I don't even know how the normal sites like pornhub work, let alone where you'd look for stuff like this."}
+{"text":"/gif/ occasionally has pegging threads and some of the guys there prefer the sensual or loving cuddly pegging."}
+{"text":"Nice thanks originallitello"}
+{"text":"I've only watched furry anthro shit for the passed ten plus years Same here. Sometimes a guy will mention a pornstar and I have to pretend I know who that is or they think I'm lying"}
+{"text":"Same exact boat, haha. It's more weird to me how much I find it *doesn't* interfere with real life though. Like I still work a normal job and have a normal relationship with my entire family and everything. No fursuit or furry community nonsense either."}
+{"text":"mfw outgrowing my online chud friend group"}
+{"text":"so damn true. life has been so much better after i realized that i am not a chud. i love guys and its amazing! people who keep you in the closet are so evil fr"}
+{"text":"tfw rangebanned from the sharty for being a tranny"}
+{"text":"I just saw on Instagram that all the girls who rejected me 4 years ago hit the wall HARD Some of my friends liked their posts and how I saw how they look now made me realize I dodged more bullets than Neo One girl I saw her without makeup and she looks horrible Girl who stood me up got a fat af face and lost her unique look One Girl has a bunch of low T beta orbiters around her and doesnt even have a boyfriend And the one girl who I used to love but rejected me literally lost her very unique beauty and somehow gained a hexagon looking jaw I am content with the outcome What about you anons have you ever had an instance where you saw a girl you like smash into the wall?"}
+{"text":"Idk, that's why I'm getting a sex doll. Sure she may look uncanny but she'll never get old or fat. Occasionally I'll spot an attractive women > 40 but it's incredibly rare"}
+{"text":"men who hate that women are shallow are also shallow :c"}
+{"text":"A classmate was into me back in school and everyone knew too Regardless, I saw a photo of hers 3 years ago and she looked like a tranny it literally spooked me and the guys were looking at me funny There was this other woman, a bit older than me, who played extremely hard to get because she was then a close friend to my mother, never put out and tried to play mental games with me too After a decade I see her photos she looked 15 years older than she is and her boyfriend was literally just an uglier darker version of me with a shitty beard"}
+{"text":"If I don't do anytrhing all day then I can't sleep so i gotta start doing shit all day"}
+{"text":"also lazy right now, sure and then you figure out you actually enjoy structure so you keep busy with work, no matter how boring or stressful I have this thing where I'd stay for a year minimum no matter how shitty or fucky the place is because I really enjoyed having a set schedule"}
+{"text":"nice im sure am similar.  also what is sems you got me curious"}
+{"text":"was just hospitalized for cyclical vomiting syndrome classic Sems"}
+{"text":"I pity her but she has problems."}
+{"text":"Please add me back. I miss you and I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"I didn't know how his condition worked but I triggered it. OP is lusting after a psychotic retard woman moment"}
+{"text":"Don't be mean, what if you develop a mental illness too? It's out of your control"}
+{"text":"In about an hour British wagie with a 9 to 5... No wonder he went psychotic, don't put all the blame on you."}
+{"text":"I shared too much didn't I"}
+{"text":"You shared too much with us in your thread, you mean? I wouldn't say so, it's just easy to connect some dots I guess. Don't share anymore, it's not necessary, though. Here's a bump."}
+{"text":"\"I grabbed 'em by the greenlandussy! I grabbed 'em by the canadussy! Nobody's ever grabbed 'em like me!\" shouted former President Donald Jesus Trump as the obese crowd roared with laughter and applause. The crown now in place, God Emperor Donald Jesus Trump was ready to rule over the American Empire with an iron fist clutching a burger."}
+{"text":"Have older fembots ever considered getting a younger future caretaker/provider bf? You could mold him into the perfect bf"}
+{"text":"You forgot all women are hypergamous and want LVM"}
+{"text":"This feels like a trap."}
+{"text":"This feels like a trap. No I'm not a tranny."}
+{"text":"have older icanfixhim femanons thought about getting a young /fit/ moid bf whos trying to get his life together and after supporting him and after hes made it will be loyal to u forever"}
+{"text":"women can just get washed up and still have guys in their prime kissing their feet"}
+{"text":"When you call a woman who obviously uglified herself \"beautiful\" and \"brave\" do you actually think that or is it another type of female manipulation?"}
+{"text":"Its good, all feminists should uglify themselves against the patriarchy and look disgusting."}
+{"text":"Its manipulation, like when men tell eacother to shave their head bald or get buzzcuts and it looks good."}
+{"text":"Its a malicious friendship prank, its very different from competition sabotage disguised as advice."}
+{"text":"Checked Women who purposely tank their appeal, or support those who do, do so because they resent men. Some women say it's \"brave\" because these women are unwilling to forfeit love for an act of rebellion no one is going to lose sleep over. Feminism is a self-defeating PSYOP to make sure publicly educated women don't breed, or breed very little. Meanwhile, the browns, blacks (uneducated) and the aristocrats (privately educated), breed like rats. Widening the chasm between monkey and zookeeper."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure those are two different girls thoughbeit. I've never seen any proof otherwise"}
+{"text":"You'll never take greenland."}
+{"text":"THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND ARE OPPRESSED UNDER A MONARCHY!!!! Just as our homeland America was once oppressed by monarchies in the past the people of greenland suffer the same fate IN THE MODERN ERA. All red blooded americans MUST go foreward and with absolute resolution liberate ALL of greenland and push the reactionary monarchists across the icy sea. The danish MUST be stopped before they invade our homeland. WE MUST LIBERATE GREENLAND. AMERICA WANSUII WANSUIIIII WAN WAN SUIII"}
+{"text":"whatever happened to putting america first"}
+{"text":"Greenland IS America. But the Danish monarchist hordes are holding Greenland and forcing the Greenlanders to live in darkness and constant forced labor for their own capitalistic gain. Our great leader President Trump will lead 10 million of us to free the Greenlanders from ancient monarchist oppression to instill fair democracy and conditions upon the island. LONG LIVE PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"\"Dedicated\" some sled dogs maybe. kek."}
+{"text":"if greenland is america aren't all other nato members america too?"}
+{"text":"Femanons, would you take it as a compliment if a guy you fancy cums on your face because he thinks you're beautiful? This is my reasoning for cumming on my gfs faces"}
+{"text":"Im serious I like nutting on a girl's face because i dind her beautiful"}
+{"text":"After 4 years of homelessness, I was forced to take my meds to not die on the steet. I got tired of freezing to death and being attacked by gangmembers dogs they were sicking on homeless people. A warning to all fellow schizos, bipolars, autists. I didn't take my meds and broke less than $100 dollars in property of a family member while off meds. I had a 1 year restraining order my family did to force me to take meds. They were going to remove it when I took meds. I violated the restraining order once and my family tried to get me commited to the mental hospital, but the cops took me to jail. I was within 5 minutes almost killed in general population for saying schizo stuff and told to get into the shower while gangmembers pounded on my face head and eyes and kicked me in the head when I was down. I told the guards i was schizo and needed to be in a medical unit but they watched me be beat almost to death. Then, after that the judge issues a 3 year no contact order against my family against their wishes. So for the remaining 3 years I had to be homeless and was eating out of the trash. I am on disability and unable to work. The judge sentenced me to 3 years of homelessness (its also illegal to be homeless here) effectivly because I cant work and neetbux doesnt give enough for rent, only food and clothes. My no contact order ended recently now I can talk to my family again with out jail. What I did? I said no to meds and was rude. I didnt attack my family or anything. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Here you get mildly coorced to go into a homeless shelter in the last municipality you had housing so freezing to death is not so much an issue. People really hate normies encountering dead bodies here. Retvrn to Evrope if that's your ancestry, I'm always happy to see more European Americans repatriate. (I did camp through -4 and the beginning of a snowstorm bc I set myself up with 2 car windshield antifreeze reflectors that worked great as a mat despite the frozen ground.) I can't work for shit either but I got into a housing program and neetbucks pay for the whole two room appartment now. I did have to insist all the way that I'm estranged from my parents and will not accept contact with them, to the point of verbally forbidding the social workers from backchanneling with them. I don't hallucinate and I wouldn't call the voices disruptive, but I get lost in thought and refuse work if it means forcing myself too hard, and most work requires a ton of cruel forcing oneself into action to do things that harm oneself and others and are just cruel, painful and pointless."}
+{"text":"About that image, just put out some borax and sugar water for those bishes."}
+{"text":"I've killed 3 whole mice, I posted it as a metaphor for dealing with obnoxious, underdeveloped, brutish people."}
+{"text":"There are no drugs for autism, retard. Take your meds, schizo."}
+{"text":"lol that is lolcow gold"}
+{"text":"Would you ever date a goonette /r9k/?"}
+{"text":"Virgins don't have extreme fetishes, those come as a result of sex no longer providing thrills and excitement because it was overdone. Of course virginity is not just of the body but mainly of the mind. When one has exposed to depraved pornography then it is easy to be drawn into extremes. But a good and healthy relationship can clear that person's mind."}
+{"text":"i dont understand having an asphyxiation kink. youre willing to lose your entire fucking life to jerk off ONCE. shes lucky she survived, retarded fucking foid"}
+{"text":"smart people just do a choke with one hand and its just enough to enhanced it OP girl is just a retard, shes a cutter and already ruined"}
+{"text":"Virgins don't have extreme fetishes LMAO. I know girls who did BDSM crap before having sex. Fetishes are set psychologically by random shit and fueled by whether they are able to indulge without shame. Why the fuck is everyone such a retard when it comes to human sexuality now a days? Half the virgins here are into retarded fucked up weird crap."}
+{"text":"i dont understand having an asphyxiation kink. The orgasm is intensified by a lack of oxygen to the brain. Some people also get off to the domination aspect of being choked. shes lucky she survived We're all lucky she survived. If I had any way to get intouch with her I'd shoot my shot. May sound weird to most, but the signs of a GF who is a fun girl to be with are all there. Only negative so far is she is seeking attention online. smart people just do a choke with one hand and its just enough to enhanced it OP girl is just a retard, shes a cutter and already ruined She was being asked to do it for someone on cam. They discussed it on Motherless. She is scared to death of doing it again cause she alrmost died when her chair fell over. As for the cutter thing... I like cutters. I am sick of these modern bitches with insane self esteem for absolutely no reason. They have no personality, no hobbies, no skills, no talent, no sense of humor, they just expect everything to revolve around them and amuse them. Cutters? I won't argue asthetically it isn't great. However it shows a few things. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You're so vague. You're so chalant."}
+{"text":"Fault? These are two compliments."}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything more cringeworthy than reddit type folx who unironically worship satan to have some sort of personal vendetta against trump or organized religion or conservatives or perceived enemies or their parents"}
+{"text":"I can think of something more cringe than that: worshipping a dead kike on a stick"}
+{"text":"I can't think of anything more cringe than ... Not knowing they're the same guy."}
+{"text":"I hate women. Is there a place I can gather with fellow women haters to hate them even more? /gif/ once in a blue moon threads dont cut it"}
+{"text":"There is no such place. Simps infest every single place on the internet to defend the non-existent dignity and honor of foids."}
+{"text":"Women are mean and nasty. I don't like them."}
+{"text":"Foids are genuinely evil monsters"}
+{"text":"stop necrobumping your thread, faggot"}
+{"text":"I don't have an answer, but I'll bump for women hating."}
+{"text":"im not sure what to make with the fact that im basically fapping to the same shit my granpa likely did"}
+{"text":"elaborate nonner"}
+{"text":"My grandpa was secretly gay so I can't relate ...."}
+{"text":"it is so unfair that any moid can find a deep throat slave that is good looking and happily lets them abuse their mouth every day if they just lovebomb some bpd hoe with daddy issues (everywhere nowadays) while i have to get labiaplasty to fix my beef curtain vagina, whole body laser hair removal to fix my hairy genes, years of work and plastic surgery to fix my femcel looks and make sure i smell like roses at all times before i can even ask the average man to flick his tongue on my clit and even then, most of them will say no because men think pussy licking is gay and gross so they would only tolerate it for stacy. you cannot have a face sitting slave you can abuse every day as a woman, there are just no willing mouths. inb4 \"i'm a moid and i eat femcel pussy!!\" no you don't. you literally do not exist in real life otherwise my pussy wouldn't be unsucked. yet many of you have had your dicks sucked. moids have it so fucking easy."}
+{"text":"I'm not a woman, but since you say as soon as tonight, you should say at least where you are located."}
+{"text":"Anyone girl who is thinking of it is free to determine her own timelines and travel arrangements depending on how much she wants this as this is mostly directed at women \"like OP\" who want to get their pussy licked but are frustrated that they can't find someone to do it. Although it is as soon as tonight, it doesn't mean tonight only. But I guess you're right. I am in Stockholm, Sweden."}
+{"text":"yeah... I just need a girl who wants a losercel lickitung"}
+{"text":"Going down on a foid is emasculating because it's a submissive act. Why do foids always want to rob men of their masculinity? Is it because you are all sadistic and hate men?"}
+{"text":"I hope I get so good at oral I find a girl who can't cum from penetration and make her addicted to my tongue and become increasingly needy until I eat her pussy for breakfast every morning"}
+{"text":"bf forgave me for cheating still feel really guilty even after i drain his balls he's the only one for me but i feel like i still owe him something"}
+{"text":"The only way you can make it up to him is to find someone else for him to fuck. Cucking deserves an equal and opposite cuckqueaning"}
+{"text":"The duality of perv"}
+{"text":"You're a male with a cuck fetish, stop larping"}
+{"text":"since when did himeno have all that dayum"}
+{"text":"FPBP, OP is a retard that doesn't understand basic logic."}
+{"text":"just go out side they said just go to the club they said"}
+{"text":"i felt awful at work today so to feel better i imagined beating my dad to death and lighting my neighborhood on fire and mass murdering my old school and killing myself"}
+{"text":"i felt bad while driving a few days ago, i felt better after taking 20 seconds to imagine opening the car door & dragging my head against the concrete at 70mph."}
+{"text":"why did you feel awful at work today, anon?"}
+{"text":"cant stop myself from biting my hands everytime I get even slightly angry hands are already looking deformed"}
+{"text":"Favorite LGBT flag?"}
+{"text":"Bisexual has the best color scheme. Intersexual is literally just the original lesbian flag. I'm not a fag and even I know that"}
+{"text":"The shotacon flag"}
+{"text":"thoughts on the MAP flag?"}
+{"text":"I thought it originated from Mary Daly's book but I was wrong! /commits sodoku"}
+{"text":"Polyarmorous looks like a small European country that borders Latvia"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Start waging Wonder how normies do this and don't mind it Turns out all of my coworkers are on some combination of drugs they take daily Others abuse alcohol Shit hole world. Why isn't euthanization legal and common?"}
+{"text":"Why did they make it so hellish then? Upper management gets off on it. The idea that their wagies are stressed out of their mind to keep their jobs gives their lives meaning."}
+{"text":"that used to include an hour for lunch as well."}
+{"text":"bros im working the night shift and i can't help but feel like the insanity meter in me is rising the more fatigued i get, and each day feels cumulatively worse. it's harder to control my emotions and sometimes i just space out. not to mention the poorer daytime sleep quality making everything worse. both my friend and mom want me to do this, but idk how long i can go on for. compared to NEETing, this is a restless hell. i hope i don't die..."}
+{"text":"I work while eating lunch unironically. If I take a legit lunch break, I'll have 3 people pinging me asking why it's taking so long to look into their ticket. but anon did you find the issue users were having in this 9000 column data file"}
+{"text":"What's it like being intimate with hot Latinas?"}
+{"text":"tattoo on thigh 100% ick"}
+{"text":"it's hot, stop being gay"}
+{"text":"It's disgusting, that's the sexiest part of a woman and it's ruined with grafitti"}
+{"text":"It highlights their curves"}
+{"text":"Latina soles are so fucking nice"}
+{"text":"the police knocked at the door. my weed shipment from the darkweb got caught. and now my mom is very mad at me even worse she revealed she already found the weed that i already had in my room when she cleaned it im so FUCKED i dont even smoke weed i only tried it once (the shipment that was caught was the one i first ordered that didnt arrive, the second attempt arrived) i dont deserve this"}
+{"text":"its not even fully illegal, the police were very nice im cooked because my mom is gonna kill me oddly enough the stuff from the uk worked but the same country shipment got caught"}
+{"text":"We live in a society of laws lmao"}
+{"text":"I'm kekking so hard reading this. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You'll have to do every chore in house for the next year to make up for it."}
+{"text":"it's possible your vendor got busted it's not common for domestic to be caught, unless you live in some fucked up country where things work differently"}
+{"text":"my weed shipment from the darkweb retarded larp, that shit's been sold at every corner store for 15 years in the 1st world"}
+{"text":"Are there any other jobless robots/NEETS well into their 20's? What's your life like? How are you coping? How did you end up in your current situation, and what are you planning to do in the future?"}
+{"text":"I have never wanted kids and realized recreational sex was not worth having unless you're Chad a long time ago. What else am I going to spend money on? A lamborghini? Prostitutes? No thanks."}
+{"text":"yeah, my life is basically just living at my parents house, sometimes I take a walk but really my life is truly boring like most neet's lives would be. I cope by working on my comic and making some music. I ended up like this because I'm stupid, I can't study something like engineering and I don't wanna study something stupid. My only plan for the future is trying to apply to bunch of jobs for retards (i keep getting rejected) hopefully when I get a job I finish my comic, save up money and shill it to people in hope of making connections or something to make money off that"}
+{"text":"im 40 and neet feelsgoodman enjoy wave slaving 80% of your limited time on earth for a broken system that props up whores and blacks"}
+{"text":"i just smoke, drink, game and fap all day. sometimes at the same time"}
+{"text":"Is ICE actually a big issue in real life, or are the effects exacerbated on the internet?"}
+{"text":"It wouldn't matter if a hypothetical white American ethnostate on an island only had the economy of pakistan and spoke some incomprehsible proto-Germanic language. I'd move there because my quality of life would improve and I'd finally belong somewhere. I'd be a conversationalist in 3 months. For the nonwhites, the majority of earth, this is actually the case for them. It's mind boggling."}
+{"text":"Is ICE actually a big issue in real life No, only illegals and people who need illegals to vote for them (fraudulently) care."}
+{"text":"pic Go the fuck home"}
+{"text":"\"yup here's my id\" That's obviously fake, beano. Get in the van."}
+{"text":"If they raid my massage parlor they will become my issue"}
+{"text":"honestly i would love to see hapa and nomi get blazed together They would either become best girlfriends or devolve into the most legendary cat fight Other than that, Felix, Dexanon, Punic, Convbro, Brosis and Auntfem. I think this would be chillest and most wholesome smokesit ever. Lovestories like you wouldnt believe"}
+{"text":"I gotta say your brother got comfortable with the idea of fucking his sister quite quickly. He seems like a bit of a horndog :P but who can blame a man in his sexual prime when his sweet sister wants it raw. How does it feel when he shots that hot load inside you? You have to be very care for the time being of course, but taking a vacation together so you can fuck like rabbits has to be on your minds."}
+{"text":"Sorry, I passed out. He did talk about his childhood but it was always in this wispy distant ancient tone to it, normally in the context of one of his hobbies and how his dad got him into it or one of his old sayings he learned from his mom. We mostly just talk about ourselves and the stuff we both are into like sports and pro-wrestling, office gossip, mom gossip, politics. There's also the fact my parents view their marriage as this grand adventure they both embarked on with no looking back. you want him to grab you, put a ring on your finger and proclaim you his new wife Come on, no need to twist the knife like that. Remember that stupid dream of mine I told you all about where I look like young AIKA and we live by the beach with a couple of kids? I threw that at him too and it didn't work either. Dad won't ever let me truly go AWOL, he'll let me have my space but he'll always be in touch. One of the offers is in San Diego so there's all those stereotypes about California to consider and the other offer is in a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana. That's my fork in the road right now. Oh and speaking of his renewed sense of humor I just remembered, after we had cake and I had my cry I signaled for a hug and he goes you're not gonna try to put your hand down my pants, right? and before I could even start to get angry or embarrassed I'm already in his arms. I love him so fucking much"}
+{"text":"a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana Hey now, Indiana isn't that bad. It can be comfy as long as you stay near Indianapolis or the college towns like Bloomington, South Bend, and West Lafayette. Indianapolis itself isn't the middle of nowhere at all. If it was in Canada it's population size would make it 4th most populous city and it would be nipping at Vancouver's heels for 3rd most populous."}
+{"text":"never seen rejection described that way brutal"}
+{"text":"would you rather be with a girl whos sucked miles of dick and will suck yours, or a girl who had never sucked dick and will not"}
+{"text":"If she is completely free of STDs and not fucking anyone currently then the first Number 2 will just lead you on then fuck Chad a year later"}
+{"text":"What if she just gives it a good bite every now and then?"}
+{"text":"Awesome head 100%"}
+{"text":"A promiscuous whore is fated to cheat and leave for other men fast, if you want just a fuck doll and nothing serious theyre best, now if you want somethimg serious, a non whore is the one, even if they are more restrictive."}
+{"text":"girl who had never sucked dick and will not I'd rather be with this one I don't care about sex"}
+{"text":"i don't feel anything anon, nothing at all. i want to able to go through life and feel something, anything. i go through life with no emotions while everyone around me smiling, crying or angry. i wish i could express my love to a girl but i'm locked away, maybe that's why i will never have a girlfriend. am i suppose to feel nothing because i don't want feel nothing anymore. i come to this board seeing all the posts about how OPs being depressed or suicidal but i don't feel depressed and yeah sure i'm maybe better off dead instead of being a walking body in life."}
+{"text":"Doesn't feel depressed Clinical."}
+{"text":"clinical? but i don't feel depressed, i just go through life with no meaning."}
+{"text":"but i don't feel depressed, i just go through life with no meaning. exactly."}
+{"text":"Its pretty crazy to me how women basically have embraced their position in society to be degraded as sex toys but for Chad? Want me to suck dick? Ok ill do that. You want to cum on my face? Ok thats fine. You want to grope me whenever you want? Ok thats cool. Basically as long as youre Chad you can ask and women will do anything for you and they are happy to do it. Pretty crazy desu. How am I supposed to take a woman seriously when I know she is being used as a sex toy being close doors? Lol"}
+{"text":"Chad Having to grant affection"}
+{"text":"I don't want Chad then. Where's my guy to love me and I love too"}
+{"text":"But it's the same for men. I would let a hot foid use me as her toilet paper."}
+{"text":"Have you even considered dropping your @ in this very thread m'lady"}
+{"text":"chad stole another one from me, it's so over blackpilled again, kmsing myself tonight"}
+{"text":"have you ever been betrayed?"}
+{"text":"I'm autistic anon. Obviously."}
+{"text":"have you ever been betrayed? No I've only ever felt misplaced loved."}
+{"text":"misplaced loved. praise my holy chungus life"}
+{"text":"Not really? Never was in any sort of significant position where I could be betrayed Even with my \"friends\", they clown on the fact that I don't have any sort of triggers they can make fun of like a girlfriend or being broke They could go after my family, it's a sensitive topic, but I hit the first guy who tried I don't think I've ever been \"betrayed\", anon I'm pushing 30 and no one has ever truly wronged me"}
+{"text":"Yes. My family betrayed me extensively at many stages of my life. I met a girl on /r9k/ but she only used me for a green card, which is probably the greatest betrayal of all (she completely smashed my ability to feel positive emotions, still recovering). Professionally, I have been constantly betrayed nearly every step of the way (mix of office politics, my work getting stolen, managers throwing me (along with the whole team) under the bus after failing her duties despite us warning her from the word go, etc.) Very few people haven't betrayed me, but I am grateful to them (even though that should be the baseline and I shouldn't need to be grateful for this)."}
+{"text":"I need to quit 4chan for at least 6 months Please, help me"}
+{"text":"People leave all the time hurr durr I got troll's remorse so I left to go be a fag on Tumblr and virtue signal on the bird site about how unproblematically I love dongs That is the kind of \"person\" who leaves"}
+{"text":"Some of them are just nice people who decide to go do normie things instead."}
+{"text":"decide to go do normie things"}
+{"text":"\"Relax,\" said the night man \"We are programmed to receive You can check out any time you like But you can never leave\""}
+{"text":"Don't you get it? Once you started using 4chan it became an aspect of your life. Leaving 4chan won't change your life. You must change your your life on your own and then share about it on 4chan. Also the only way to leave 4chan is by killing yourself."}
+{"text":"I regret ever trying to talk to women on 4chan they are the worst type of women this world has to offer. Wasted so much time for nothing, lesson learned beig nice to women and trying to take things slow will just put you into the offy doffy beta friendzone. If she likes you she will be fine with things moving fast, if she does not like you then she will never like you."}
+{"text":"word words words Na not going to be anyones emotional tampon little beta anymore ever again. Women love attention and wasting mens time because they are energy vampires."}
+{"text":"If she likes you she will be fine with things moving fast, if she does not like you then she will never like you. Yup in the same year I had the same experience with two different men. Both liked me enough by date two to ask me to be their girlfriend- one was cute enough to bed but not enough to date so it gave me the ick and I found it presumptuous. The other had high value and I felt lucky to accept"}
+{"text":"women here are shit but women everywhere are shit"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a fuck about your worthless time and energy, you were the one who was wasting hers so she had the brains to say goodbye."}
+{"text":"whatever you say schizo, now get back to your shitty chat group and make more gossip videos"}
+{"text":"How would you react if your friend fucked your sister?"}
+{"text":"my sister is related to me. She has MY dna. So, if my friend fucked my sister, that means he is fucking me as well. That's just weird. I'd probably tell him off and stop being friends"}
+{"text":"It depends on how he fucked her. Not all sex is the same. Did he love her, or did he just pretend to? Was it truly consensual, or were there hidden terms? Depending on the answers to these questions, it's either a non-issue or a big fucking problem."}
+{"text":"youre a girl? so chad fucked your entire family is what youre saying. chad fucks who he wants. must be nice to be chad."}
+{"text":"All my sisters are older than me and I dont have friends that wouldn't be respectful of my family so I would prefer it be my friends rather than some dude I dont even know. Chances are he would be her bf, and its not really my business anyway"}
+{"text":"I fucked my friend's sister but he never found out"}
+{"text":"Why is it like this? Can we incels ever win in their eyes?"}
+{"text":"why do you have to lie?"}
+{"text":"per copita Let's see total values timmy. Whites are disproportionately doing it all lol"}
+{"text":"Where are the non-hispanic browns? Or is it a British only issue"}
+{"text":"ahhh i better not walk in that alleyway. the \"whites' are gonna get me!!! yeah sorry schlomo. no one actually thinks this. we're required to pretend though or else \"the racists win\"."}
+{"text":"Also recall that in the US, there's a huge epidemic of hispanics intentionally being racially mislabeled as white by the authorities, to artificially inflate white cite and deflate hispanic crime numbers"}
+{"text":"That's it. Just a blanket statement with no moral implication."}
+{"text":"Nigger Steatopygia is so interesting. They really feel like another species sometimes pov you are a visitor to the 1904 world's fair and view the plump niggers frolicking in the water with their booties out ask the coordinator if you can arrange to purchase one she is shipped to your doorstep with a small suitcase of belongings (bone from home, nigger herbs, piece of string)"}
+{"text":"Aw man I dropped my pic I love this photography was around at the time niggers in zoos was also a thing it just feels like a sweet spot"}
+{"text":"I prefer them thicker. A lot thicker."}
+{"text":"My 25 year old penis has never touched a female. It's frigging circumcised too on top of that so I can't even get the full pleasure out of fapping as a virgin. And I'm a retard that gets aroused when kids sit on my lap or hit my crotch. What else... I'm a cuckold too."}
+{"text":"jeez, lucky anon"}
+{"text":"Jelly, where do you meet such females? Zero hugs is rough, I've hugged girls before and other mild intimacy it completely fixes your mood. As males we genuinely need females to function properly. If I relax I just get hard faster, having a butt pressed against your pp just feels good"}
+{"text":"OP is a degen who wants the entire world to know everything about his penis"}
+{"text":"who wants the entire world to know everything about his penis And who among us does not? Who doesn't also feel that burning desire, that scream summoned by existential angst, to be remembered. For your penis."}
+{"text":"This is a strange male drive but I do there is something magical about it It would make more sense if I had a really awesome penis like I'm flexing to the word but no my dick is totally mediocre but I still want people to know about it."}
+{"text":"r9k is a juice board whether you like it or not"}
+{"text":"this is why i watch forsen, he doesn't do that retarded shit"}
+{"text":"watching him rage lose in OW was my therapy for being unable to get out of diamond. watching him grind minecraft speedruns was kinda fun. him turning into a lazy react streamer was it for me tho"}
+{"text":"Despite content going into a kind of downturn, and political farming, the runs are really fun and I like to watch him schizo out over random topics that stopped being talked about hours ago. He will not beat the record, however."}
+{"text":"Why does his gf act like a child it's so annoying. Bro were 30,it's so cringe."}
+{"text":"i miss the old felix"}
+{"text":"2014 was the last year that was consistently good for me, i don't know if #gamergate had something to do with it but culture has been in a gutter and declining every since. What are your thoughts anons? What has been you're last good year?"}
+{"text":"my last good year was 1999. dont end up like me kids."}
+{"text":"Why was 1999 so special? Any impotant events or particular happenings at that time that stood out to you?"}
+{"text":"man introduces his friend"}
+{"text":"putting op in the shredder"}
+{"text":"how did you know i was made of slime"}
+{"text":"kitty meets god"}
+{"text":"I don't think I'm the right girl for my boyfriend. I found some messages he sent to his friend saying how clingy and whiny I am. I love being with him, I'd like to be together 24/7, but he doesn't seem to appreciate my company that much. Maybe I really am clingy and annoying for wanting to be with him and wanting affection... I just don't know if I should break up with him and let him go back to his womanizing single life and go back to being that messed-up femcel, or if I should be less affectionate and less clingy. Like, it's just my way of being, geez... ugh, I just wanted him to love me for who I am, it hurt to read those messages... :("}
+{"text":"Yeah anxious attachment style is just annoying to deal with, at best you can find someone who romanticizes it and is mentally ill enough to not shatter the fantasy when experiencing the reality."}
+{"text":"lol I was gonna give a thought out response and then i saw the tripcode"}
+{"text":"at best you can find someone who romanticizes it and is mentally ill enough to not shatter the fantasy when experiencing the reality. hey OP, I'm damaged goods, you're damaged goods, let's make this happen"}
+{"text":"i want a egf a whole lot and i didnt fuck a dog and i didnt lie about being suspicious that i got raped in the homeless shelter or by my parents my parents probably didnt actually rape me but they are dumb as hell and were probably trying to psych me out cause they want me motivated to move out without me having definitive proof of them being assholes my ex one hundred percent lied about me being a dogfucker tho"}
+{"text":"I spend a lot of time wishing I could sit on the papillon throne"}
+{"text":"check on /soc/ gays scams like 3 actual girls with 500 men jockeying for their attention do people actually use this shit"}
+{"text":"do people actually use this shit no, that place is a shit hole."}
+{"text":"yeah they do, and it works the same way as any social media women attention whore men fight to give attention pathetic"}
+{"text":"I use it because I'm a gay."}
+{"text":"The best fwb I ever had advertised for another partner on there recently. I miss him so much I lowkey wanna pretend I am single to fuck him again. Female here not tranny. There are some good guys on there but also so so so many freaks. My one ex lies about his age on there a lot lol"}
+{"text":"Be walking outside See some goth girl with her 6'5\" chadlite BF Manlet ethnic simp walking behind them Absolutely brutal. IDK what he's thinking, total third wheel. Does he think he'll get a crumb of pussy?"}
+{"text":"as someone who is an actual goth femoid, sybau chud. Dumb whore is gatekeeping being a goth. What is your favorite band? Bauhaus and The Cure? Kek."}
+{"text":"Did you ai generate this or just sitting on the pic a long time? Kinda sussy amoggy Again him next to her like that signals a closeness you don't really understand"}
+{"text":"Neither, faggot. Yes, I am gatekeeping, tf you gonna do about zoomer kyke?"}
+{"text":"third wheel is just happy to have friends"}
+{"text":"See people outside Immediately start making an entire narrative or group dynamic based on the retarded shit you read on /r9k/ Kek. No wonder you have no friends"}
+{"text":"In my house we have a simple rule to deal with potential dangers. Is the person who rings at the intercom a moid? *BANG* I zap him with my taser and come downstairs to kick the rape ape right there, right in the fucking balls. Is it a woman? Come in, fancy a cuppa with us. Is the moid shorter than 6'0\"? I pull my gun out of my pocket between my legs and *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* dysgenic trash removed from the genetic pool. Then I sue the corpse for rape and get away with it. You had it coming, every time a sub-6'0\" male looks at me I feel violated. I haven't taken a shower in 7 months. I hate men."}
+{"text":"On today's episode of \"I was wronged because of something I did and now it's every man's fault and not my own cuz I'm a woman\", Foidianna makes up stories and posts them on the internet about implausible situations that will never ever happen that way, AGAIN! Stay tuned to today's manic depressive episode on r9k!"}
+{"text":"I zap him with my taser and come downstairs to kick the rape ape right there, right in the fucking balls I want a woman to kick me in the nuts so fucking badly it hurts"}
+{"text":"tfw 5'5\" moid is it over for me"}
+{"text":"I zap him with my taser and come well now TWO of us are coming"}
+{"text":"I am profoundly angered by this post"}
+{"text":"t. Tradwife"}
+{"text":"This is so bizarre. Imagine doing this to yourself for any reason."}
+{"text":"You finally get a trad wife but you have trypophobia and her holes look like this"}
+{"text":"oh shit i see it now"}
+{"text":"Bro I was eating."}
+{"text":"100% Feminist"}
+{"text":"fantasize about older busty woman add women online theyre all 18-21 le sigh eventually add hot busty older woman start fantasizing about tight legal young pussy i guess we just want what we dont have, huh?"}
+{"text":"Time has turned me into more and more of an antinatalist. Why would I ever want to bring a child into this world?"}
+{"text":"Glad a bozo like me could convince you not to procreate, assuming you needed convincing at all."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna reproduce twice as much as I would have before just to make it up for you twin, don't worry"}
+{"text":"\"bro you're a loser bro you have to have a kid bro you just have to, there are billions of humans but you have to have kid bro. your parents gave you life bro now you have to do the same bro. Cavewomen gave birth in caves bro\" lmao"}
+{"text":"nono, you've convinced me that (You) shouldn't procreate because you're a bumbling retard"}
+{"text":"Life is full of hardship and trouble I never wanted to deal with, so I'm not going to have a child who I know would have their own problems. The final nail in the coffin of ever wanting children was wittnessing how many couples are not happy in their marriages or even being parents in the first place"}
+{"text":"tfw you post on chans because women ruined fandoms with shitty gay drama get called a man Should I just play into it and larp as male?"}
+{"text":"Retarded nigga the drama comes from other women, learn 2 read."}
+{"text":"hey retard, youre trying to ruin this born with shitty gay drama fuck off or go larp"}
+{"text":"i mean you dont have to but i can tell you from experience there's just two modes of interacting with people. conversation about a topic (we are both male) conversation about me (i am female) guys dont want to chat with women. they want to interrogate and investigate us. so if you put it out there, it's going to be the topic. so choose when you want that to be true."}
+{"text":"don't larp as a man but don't preface all of your posts with the fact that you're a \"woman\""}
+{"text":"can you read fanatic while I eat you out?"}
+{"text":"The future really is Chinese..."}
+{"text":"The average person does not love their partner, their relationship is purely transactional, they barely enjoy spending time with their partner. The quality of the average normalfag relationship has nothing to do with gender roles, everyone just settles for someone they find barely tolerable so their relationship falls apart once the honeymoon phase ends."}
+{"text":"yet they frown when a man makes a mancave room..."}
+{"text":"why tf do i need to do your homework for you? if China = bad because belligerent at sea and America and Russia = belligerent at sea then America = bad and Russia = bad so the only people who aren't bad are those that don't have a choice here's a little crumb of wisdom: for everyone outside of the US, the US is a villainous country that treats its allies almost as bad as its enemies (with the exception of Israel)"}
+{"text":"why tf do i need to do your homework for you? Burden of proof. Make a claim, back it with sources."}
+{"text":"I DESERVE credit for not just replacing the name and calling it the South American Sea, which would imply that South America owns it"}
+{"text":"Can any liberals explain why people keep moving away from liberal states and moving to conservative states, and not the other way around?"}
+{"text":"If free markets and lower regulation leads to a higher standard of living, why don't liberals support it? Clinton did, presided over a booming economy as a result, and left with stellar approval. But historically the Democrats were more tainted with leftard economic retardation because of their coalition, until Republicans decided to show why their color is red since 2016. we have enough empty homes to fit everyone Fallacious reasoning, do you want to go buy a dirt cheap empty house in Eastern Kentucky next to a moonshine still with zero jobs anywhere near? There are no houses where people want to live. act against foreign home buyers and also restrict immigration so there's less demand Then I presume you're also in favor of lowering birth rates and banning internal migration, to further lower demand? It's not like corporations have your best interests in mind Corporate landlords are far, far better than small mom and pop ones. you increase supply, it just makes it more likely that you have some low class low IQ criminal retard living next to you ...you're literally arguing for achieving the same (more affordability) through reducing demand instead of increasing supply, which makes the retard also more able to afford it."}
+{"text":"There's reciprocal movement in both directions. Boomers and Gen X are retiring and moving to red states for lower taxes and their Millenials and Gen Z children are moving to the blue states and cities for work. Most of the places boomers are moving to are in rural areas with cheap land which are driving up property values and pissing off the locals by gentrifying communities to put up Cheesecake Factory and boba tea cafes. The influx of new renters in blue states and cities are also driving up rents as landlords try to race to the bottom which also pisses off the locals. Bottom line is everyone thinks the grass is greener somewhere else and they'll only realize too late that everwhere is getting worse. Also Florida is a shithole filled with schizos and the state wouldn't exist without Disneyworld or cheap party drugs."}
+{"text":"it's called \"retirement\""}
+{"text":"You can retire in liberal states too, but many people choose not to."}
+{"text":"Heh, my state is being flooded with browns, jews, and old people. Explain THAT libtards. Any big city or coastal tourist town legitimately makes me feel like the world is ending with all the tight roads, construction everywhere, and old as fuck buildings in weird colors. I live in a more rural area, though, and it's pretty nice."}
+{"text":"I can't fpbp now because of the new captcha"}
+{"text":"What browser can't store cookies?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe people still talk about ben 10 20 years later. I remember in 2005 having a calculator watch in 5th grade and calling it my ben 10 watch"}
+{"text":"What do you guys get out of repeatedly pushing this unfunny shit?"}
+{"text":"what's so bad about getting assfucked anyway"}
+{"text":"I literally can't store one cookie or I will die Die, then."}
+{"text":"anon, what do (you) like to do in your freetime?"}
+{"text":"16 out of 10, anon!"}
+{"text":"sixteen deez nutz"}
+{"text":"sleep, browse here and play vidya"}
+{"text":"Read up on history/humanities Walk around wherever Smoke cigs + drink whisky while I put on some tunes"}
+{"text":"Seethe Plot Scheme Walk in circles"}
+{"text":"Unironically how do people plugs constantly have supplies of meth, Xanax and percs? Can I get pass the middle man anons How many anons use drugs here?"}
+{"text":"you need some xanax to chill out. I prescribe you it."}
+{"text":"I never used drugs not even weed plus I'm uber autistic how do I get drugs?"}
+{"text":"probably from cartels and usually plugs have leverage against them"}
+{"text":"How many anons use drugs here? I've been sober for over 4 months."}
+{"text":"fuc i wish i had irl plug that had ketamine, fuck ill even take ghb"}
+{"text":"These girls are both Moroccan, they really suit Asian makeup. I wish all north african and med women would do their makeup like this."}
+{"text":"mmm tanned gook"}
+{"text":"meanwhile all the moroccan females in europe are headscarf wearing inbreds what a joke"}
+{"text":"Youre so lucky but youre blowing it. I wish my family liked me with my 3rd STEPcousin shes not even related to me and they made mee block her."}
+{"text":"DUDE your porn addiction will IMMEDIATELY go away once you feel the HIPS and waist of a girl thats smaller than you i promise. Bonus points if she ultra consents and lets you touch her any time. You really traded an IRL girl thats probably very attractive because not american fatty fat for CARTOON PORN. CHANGE YOUR DECISION TO THE CORRECT ONE NOW BRO CALL WHOEVER U NEED TO CALL NOW."}
+{"text":"Its the tapered eyes some amazigh people have, or full on epicanthic folds, dont know why but probably due to climate and sand or some form of genetic thing due to migration. I am Amazonian/mestiza and many people mistake me for being east or southeast asian and happa. Its weird. I have 52% of my dna being Amazonian and a bit of mesoamericana. The rest is a bit of iberian and north african plus syrian. Basically what im saying is that i have tapered eyes and anybody can look like any race."}
+{"text":"I will never have my own cute tranny, hard to cope"}
+{"text":"we're all going to die some day, I intend on making the best of the short time I got what's your excuse for mediocrity?"}
+{"text":"you can see his beard stubble you disgusting faggots. Imagine him without posturing and lighting"}
+{"text":"you can see his beard stubble So what?"}
+{"text":"men look like men \"ewwwwww\" pretty sure gay men like other gay men, anon"}
+{"text":"That's about as cute as trannies get Not even close that is pretty mid tranny. Still would but there are many trannies way cuter than this."}
+{"text":"all I care about is money now I invest, I read books, I network if I can save 100k in two years that's success"}
+{"text":"Brokie mindset"}
+{"text":"The mathematics of compound returns is true. Just takes a really long time"}
+{"text":"Every Indian and brown person I know is investing their money on meme stocks and shitcoins"}
+{"text":"saving money Be that nicely who saves money like a dick locked cuckold instead of building your own business empire and being a MULTI MILLIONAIRE YOUR FIRST YEAR Enjoy your Toyota Corolla op"}
+{"text":"100k in two years that's success Time is the most valuable asset. Success is maximizing your time, for yourself. Wealthy men on their deathbed don't wish for more money, they wish for more time. So whether you're saving up for a cabin in the woods, or living with your folks, and inheriting their house when they die, whatever, the smart move is to own your time, because you can't buy it back, no matter how wealthy you are."}
+{"text":"I have a script now that automatically spoilers images, gifs and videos on boards. Maybe /r9k/ will be more enjoyable now. Take the script-pill, bros..."}
+{"text":"google chrome windows spotify"}
+{"text":"How'd you do it? Download Tampermonkey extension for Google Chrome. Then manage the extension and click on \"Allow User Scripts\", then copy this script on this link, and paste it in. Also, although it does automatically spoiler every image, gif and video, for some reason, it only won't show gifs and pictures when you try to un-spoiler. So, if you want to see the photo or gif, you got to disable the script."}
+{"text":"Thank you, I kiss you MWAH"}
+{"text":"You're welcome, anon. Take care."}
+{"text":"i'm glad i jumped off being interested in fashion, i'm too ugly fat and broke to be fashionable. and honestly i don't have good taste either, don't have the eye to choose cool clothes."}
+{"text":"Its fun to find a new look once in a while tho"}
+{"text":"I tried when I was younger but I realized I dislike being noticed too much to make bold fashion choices. It's normal clothes in neutral dark colors all the way for me."}
+{"text":"I used to be deep into fashion in my teens. Used to buy all the saint laurent stuff. I realized it was fucking stupid because I lived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in new jersey so I stopped. All it takes to stand out here is a pair of well tailored pants and that's it."}
+{"text":"Clothes are actually really important on a psychological level but yeah I don't recommend getting too deep into keeping up with modern trends as a hobby. It's important to find your style and put some effort into though because people really dress like trash and if you don't it will absolutely help you. Even if you're not a creative intuitive person you should find an aesthetic you like and just copy it."}
+{"text":"mfw found my style it will absolutely get me arrested and/or killed"}
+{"text":"thoughts this sdrawing i made"}
+{"text":"Oh! What big teeth you have."}
+{"text":"well hello fellow drawfag"}
+{"text":"nice er4o"}
+{"text":"be me (f18) meet cute boy (m18) my age on instagram we like all the same stuff. movies tv music humour politics we go on a date, snort some lines, watch park chan-wook movie, go out drink beer and be nuisances in the subway he makes some sexual advances, i decline next day we text all day, same for the next week today he says essentially \"u dont rly like me, i cant be there for you, im not good enough........ lets just start as friends im too insecure\" bullshit detector ding ding ding respond understandingly and act cool about the whole thing what the fuck did i do wrong?"}
+{"text":"Trannies tend to be hyper sexual so he probably thought going on a date with one would be an easy score but when he found out you were frigid he decided to move on"}
+{"text":"It's not a relationship if it's purely for sex because you have \"too many friends\", it's a fuckbuddy. We're back to square 1: OP dodged a bullet."}
+{"text":"muh pretend don't understand k white knight"}
+{"text":"act like a intimate girlfriend he matches your energy WHOA STOP THERE INCEL if women are owed child support if a man takes a fatherly role. men are owed sex if a woman acts like a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"Or whatever normalchad factory you come from."}
+{"text":"This place used to be only second to /pol/ where did everyone go? post hack it feels like everyone died. was it the captcha? i miss you anon"}
+{"text":"its euro hours, this place is much more active during american hours t. insomnia enjoyer"}
+{"text":"this board was never that popular at least compared to the really big ones, on /pol/ threads can't even last 3 minutes on the catalog without bumps"}
+{"text":"I've been browsing /r9k/ and /b/. I think I'm even pissing off logfag because my filters are so good."}
+{"text":"Noooo! I need my safe space!!!"}
+{"text":"Yes. I need my discernment."}
+{"text":"Robots, did you ever go to school naked?"}
+{"text":"Are you telling me the image OP generated for gooning isn't real? Next you'll tell me he isn't genuinely asking his question but rather rubbing his tiny penis..."}
+{"text":"i do! i do!!!! i do!!!!!!! you will not believe what i am going to stay next"}
+{"text":"rubbing his tiny penis... How do I help him?"}
+{"text":"nudity was never seen as a taboo japan be fr"}
+{"text":"i did a few times"}
+{"text":"Be me Did makeup Did hair perfectly Went outside Went skating Fed Birds Did writing Did drawing Wore clothes I actually like instead of the usual covering myself up as much as humanly possible Have been eating healthy lately Socialized I did all the things I love to do, and I actually got outside and got some exercise in too, and yet it still feels worthless."}
+{"text":"trans-coded post"}
+{"text":"Doing makeup makes you happy Troon detected. Fuck off"}
+{"text":"Do men actually think this shit? If you cant understand how sparkly (I got a new sparkly highlight palette :) things are fun then youre beyond help."}
+{"text":"uGh LET ME SPREAD MICROPLASTICS ON MYSELF!!!!!"}
+{"text":"\"Husband, I have at last laid our eight children to rest for the night. By lamplight I scrubbed and washed your field clothes by hand until my fingers were sore, then rendered the animal fat into soap by the hearth. I swept the floors, banked the fire, and set bread to rise for the morning. At dawn, before the sun is well up, I shall gather the eggs from our eighteen hens, milk the cow, and set myself again to the churning of butter. The garden must be weeded and the beans tied, and I will hang the laundry to dry once more. There are shirts to mend and stockings to darn, and I must spin a little wool while the children recite their lessons. Before nightfall I will salt the meat, skim the cream, tend the sick child, and make candles enough to last us through the week.\" What city should I move to if I'm looking to get a wife like this"}
+{"text":"The amazing thing about this isnt the acts themselves but the pure love from a woman that is so great she would want to do these things for you and work with you and that love being reflected into your children you have together. Thanks for the thread anon I will continue improooving and Christ maxing for my future wife and god willing he will work together you with your wife when the time is right :)"}
+{"text":"men in the past used to build houses, work in factories and fight in wars the fuck? men still do all of that"}
+{"text":"At least one poster is acquainted with reality."}
+{"text":"At dawn, before the sun is well up, I shall gather the eggs from our eighteen hens, milk the cow, and set myself again to the churning of butter. The garden must be weeded and the beans tied, and I will hang the laundry to dry once more. There are shirts to mend and stockings to darn, and I must spin a little wool while the children recite their lessons. Before nightfall I will salt the meat, skim the cream, tend the sick child, and make candles enough to last us through the week No meme arrow for this part, therefore gather your own eggs"}
+{"text":"Not the \"men\" who post here lol. How many houses have YOU built? Which factory do YOU work at? Which war did YOU fight in? Oh what's that? None! Zero! Nada! LoloL"}
+{"text":"Approaching or trying to court ugly, old and fat woman is pointless since they have the same standards as pretty and cute girls. Why waste time on a ugly girl when she will treat you the same as the cute one. The chances are even higher that the cute one will like you since ugly women tend to also have ugly personalities."}
+{"text":"trvke 35+ old hags are pathetic and a huge waste of time."}
+{"text":"I've had 4 gfs and the correlation between how well they treated me and how attractive they were was perfectly inverse. The ugliest one treated me like a god and the hottest one demanded constant trials."}
+{"text":"she will treat you the same as the cute one. no she wont, she will treat you much worse because she's bitter and jaded and because her value is diminishing and she has trust issues from failed relationships (but she also compares you to all of her past lovers in bed)"}
+{"text":"Reminder that it's a mother's job to teach her male sons how to treat women. So if you're a girl and a man is creepy towards you, it's your own gender's fault."}
+{"text":"talk to girl have to act like pic related the moment she goes silent for more than 10 minutes, that's that I've gone through 20 women, so far Shit is just sad right now"}
+{"text":"the moment she goes silent for more than 10 minutes, that's that Wut? Are you like a grown ipad baby? You know in The Before Times we didn't have to be constantly available all the fucking time. Even a day between messages was ok. Everybody is so neurotic and needy nowadays Like yeah keekee for an hour maybe if the chemistry is crazy but then get off the damn phone and live life"}
+{"text":"Dude, I know my demographics I know the girls I talk to are on they phone always"}
+{"text":"trust me man I just know"}
+{"text":"Don't know how old you are, fren, I'm 31 and this is kinda how it is dealing with younger chicks. And by younger, I mean literally like 6 months to a year younger than me they start fucking acting like this. They're the iPad baby that needs persistent attention and entertaining, there's nothing worse to these cunts than not constantly giving them dopamine hits with your online presence. Irl is different because they can't lie to their biological reaction to an attractive guy but they'll still act like cunts about it usually. Working at bars helped me understand that. Those stupid bitches would whine about the simps they got online and how they could make them do whatever they wanted, meanwhile if even the most remotely attractive male showed up, they were completely under their spell and vocalizing their submissive attraction. Point is, you need to be a very specific type or have very specific interests to hold a girl's attention online. Irl you just have to be attractive as her 'type.' By 'type' I mean an already attractive guy with a materialistic, shallow accessory that tells you his personality ie; hot guy with glasses = nerd, same hot guy with long hair = sensitive, same hot guy with buzz cut = sporty, same hot guy that shops at hot topic = eboy, It's easy to understand and equally frustrating because it's so fucking shallow."}
+{"text":"I've gone through 20 women, so far manwhore"}
+{"text":"the power of lolcows is too damn strong. they get away with everything."}
+{"text":"Are they looksmatched, chat? Who mogs?"}
+{"text":"you vish you were as much of a rockstar GAWD as him, white trash niggerboy"}
+{"text":"Get down! Why are you up there? They can never accept the answer that I'm trying to get breakfast."}
+{"text":"I just turned 23 years old and I never even kissed a girl. I never really got any attention from girls growing up and this made me pretty insecure about my looks. After high school I got enrolled into university after my family and I moved countries. Because of our situation I lived at home and commuted to lectures, so from 18-21 I had very limited social interaction. This made it extremely hard to make friends which made me depressed. Even worse, I tried to do a gap year between my masters and undergrad to work, sadly couldn't find anything and I was stuck home almost like a hikikomori for a whole year. I'm doing my masters degree now and I feel like I'm actually doing well, i'm living with housemates and we all get along pretty well, i'm making friends from classes, I participate in club events. The thing is that everyone around me is much more experienced when it comes to dating and hookups and I feel super insecure. I'm the only person in my family above 18 who's never been in a relationship. Even my little brother who's 2 years younger than me is starting his second relationship. Almost all my other housemates are either in relationships or hooking up. My roommate, who's also a virgin and the same age as me, told me last night that a friend of his from class stayed over and they made out. I'm genuinely happy for them but it's really hard not feeling jealous, it feels awful to say but I keep asking myself why not me? My roommate, as he was telling this story said something like \"if it happened to me you'll experience it soon\" but it's getting really hard to feel like that's true. I feel super guilty about having these feelings but I can't help it. I feel so stunted. Like I'm just worried about going into my late 20s and still being in this position or worse defaulting to how it was before. Idk what to do really."}
+{"text":"If you keep socialising it will eventually happen unless you're very ugly. If you can handle or even enjoy staying with normalfaggots it means you are also one and will in turn find someone that will make out with you. For me it's a torture to hang out with people so I started avoiding these environments, keeping me in inceldom"}
+{"text":"went to uni graduates still have no friends or gf I would excuse you for being a friendless KHV if you went straight into the workforce after HS but you were in the mecca of socialization. You seriously didn't do anything in uni? No clubs? Parties? Not even study sessions with students?"}
+{"text":"Nigga got that zesty phenotype"}
+{"text":"You seriously didn't do anything in uni? No clubs? Parties? Not even study sessions with students? None of that really exists in my experience, the only socialization people have available is going clubbing or to concerts and the bachelor parties every year, for everything else you need to be in a society or group which is a weird, cultish and very kiss ass humiliation ritual type deal."}
+{"text":"Don't worry. You don't actually need to date anyone. Don't let society dictate your wants and needs. Think for yourself. If you're insecure, it's because you weren't meant to be dating. Don't try to date"}
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+{"text":"Don't post fakes, x-rays, bubble pics. Don't post captioned pictures/wincest pictures. Don't post fap roulette pics/threads. All this belongs in /b/ and nowhere else. To find more pictures use Google image search and Tineye first. Then go to /r/. Don't expect to get an immediate answer. Don't post the request in /s/ just because nobody in /r/ knew. Facebook threads are known to be \"stalker threads.\" Posting personal information (social network links, FB collage pics with names, addresses and names of amateurs, real names of models who work with an alias for a reason) is not allowed. And in case it isn't completely evident, we'll spell it out for you: Do NOT post threads / images about \"teens\", \"young girls\", \"jailbait\", \"questionable age\", or anything that could be construed as advocating pornography involving minors. This rule also applies to /b/. Don't take it there, don't even recommend that people post that shit there. We don't want it anywhere on this site. Additionally, per board rules, we'd like to remind you that posting of hardcore images is not allowed. The basic rule of thumb is: if the picture has a penis in it, it doesn't go here. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Post women who became internet famous because of their huge tits--especially those who tried to disappear after they became well known. No content creators or OF allowed. TikTok sluts acceptable."}
+{"text":"annie keenan"}
+{"text":"Post an image that has some relation to the image before it. Try to keep repeating to a minimum. Try to get creative with connections. \"water\" gets boring after the 10th time in a thread Avoid repeating links, especially within like a 6 image span. Black Hair Cutie"}
+{"text":"Desert"}
+{"text":"Knee high boots"}
+{"text":"Around rocks."}
+{"text":"What a cutie with a nice pussy."}
+{"text":"She stand before a rock wall"}
+{"text":"I understand your preferences. But there's a photo post limit of 150. Could you please stop posting similar photos in succession? It wastes valuable posting space and causes threads to drop quickly."}
+{"text":"then start another thread, shut the fuck up, they are literally on the thread topic. Get fucked retard"}
+{"text":"Post areolas that either take up the majority of the boob, or are just plain large. Ghosties to well defined are all acceptable. Old thread"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately she has no collagen in her body. All her skin is saggy. Even the skin in her crotch around her pussy is saggy an nasty."}
+{"text":"Please stop, I can only get so erect."}
+{"text":"post pics of your favorite mixed race women and comment what they are mixed with (polynesian + black)"}
+{"text":"Dominican & Italian"}
+{"text":"Dominican & Italian Nice combo."}
+{"text":"The darker the better"}
+{"text":"This is my ultimate weakness. I wish there was more material out there but I'll post what I have."}
+{"text":"On your knees, now"}
+{"text":"\"Pathetic little dicklet… come clean between my dirty toes with your tongue\""}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"AYYYYYY"}
+{"text":"hot. i wish i had someone to cut my hair short or keep me bald"}
+{"text":"I will start with two of them: First is Puddems / Gingerpuss"}
+{"text":"Damn I didn't know her body was that amazing. That's a work of art. Good thread."}
+{"text":"post what you got"}
+{"text":"keep me safe not keep it safe NGMI"}
+{"text":"you guys need to stop bumping this thread, it's a month old and I can only goon so much"}
+{"text":"What's her name she is by far the most beautiful one"}
+{"text":"Not sure who the talent recruiter for Boutine LA is but they have impeccable taste!"}
+{"text":"girls thread"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"This is a man!"}
+{"text":"You must be gay, That's a man! You lucky this isn't /b/"}
+{"text":"Posting on your own pic is psychotic, not to mention we can see your IP address!"}
+{"text":"Girls with thia body type Absolutely no fatties"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Try to be creative! Continued from here E is for Eating outside"}
+{"text":"Z is for Zima"}
+{"text":"A is for Awesome multiplayer shooter"}
+{"text":"very hot"}
+{"text":"b is for bewbs"}
+{"text":"C is for Cumming"}
+{"text":"really nice! do you have more of her pussy?"}
+{"text":"Grotesquely feminine. Conspicuous and uncooperative. Absolute cleavage. Futile to show ladylike modesty."}
+{"text":"pregnancy..those tits are the softest thing you would ever touch,..."}
+{"text":"Two or more women showing off their feet."}
+{"text":"Hot. The right girl mogs the left one though."}
+{"text":"left and middle are babes, right one can walk the plank"}
+{"text":"Every single digital age female posting a photo of her feet, especially young women with their soles right in the camera, are doing so knowing guys are gonna fap to it. Women know how to get attention from men from childhood, manipulation is their biological strength. You reddit tier word dumb is delusional as always"}
+{"text":"Name? Any thing please"}
+{"text":"This ass had me weak."}
+{"text":"Third world women."}
+{"text":"And exactly which demographic is A-okay with it, anon?"}
+{"text":"Mmmm, this one is the one where you leave it in and pump her full"}
+{"text":"damn, imagine if she had some proper nutrition"}
+{"text":"He's not wrong"}
+{"text":"All of them are. leave it in and pump her full This but for all of them."}
+{"text":"I love freckled girls. Black, white, mixed, asian, ginger, blonde, I love them all!"}
+{"text":"you are a king among men"}
+{"text":"bonus points for amateurs"}
+{"text":"/b/ tier thread This place is looking more and more like /b/ everyday."}
+{"text":"Anyone know her name?"}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your service o7"}
+{"text":"Not even a little cardio?"}
+{"text":"You can for like $20"}
+{"text":"She mastered the art of good angles , lighting and use of filters, she has a really good slender body but her ass is pretty small z she just knows how to make it look bigger , 98% of her content has a white wall as background to make it easier with filters etc ...still gorgeous but don't fall for the lies"}
+{"text":"spends all day inside watching porn never meets a real human being \"all women are sluts\""}
+{"text":"ITT Latinas or women who look like they could be latinas, showing their breasts."}
+{"text":"Wow. Name?"}
+{"text":"No porn, just girls playfully mooning. Must have asshole or pussy visible"}
+{"text":"Anyone want to see my mom ass?"}
+{"text":"More!"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached yet again. Keep those Frida’s, Freya’s & Ingrid’s coming boys! Nudes welcome! Women clad in bunad very welcome!"}
+{"text":"Yesss Keep em coming chief"}
+{"text":"Post women you find attractive off the top of your head. This first one is Riley Nixon. A true Aphrodite incarnate."}
+{"text":"Jenny Tian, the Australian comedian, has always been really attractive to me for some reason"}
+{"text":"sexy"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post tits, small, big, huge, diminute, as long as they are good. If they are fake, let them be at least good. Source is always appreciated."}
+{"text":"Abby Darkstar"}
+{"text":"u/UCuople"}
+{"text":"Abby u/CherryOnTop_13"}
+{"text":"From light skinned to the darkest babes you've ever seen all black women are welcome in this thread. As always sauce if you can!"}
+{"text":"u/poutypixelle"}
+{"text":"u/EmoGfAngie"}
+{"text":"u/ndiverox"}
+{"text":"If they got a bit of a belly this the place for them. Keep the super biggies to a minimum please, like if you have to roll them in flour to find the wet spot they're too big. Sauce if you can"}
+{"text":"u/Chubbyguati"}
+{"text":"Bonus points if face visible"}
+{"text":"You assholes!!"}
+{"text":"Beautiful girls from CN/TW, JPN, SK/NK, VN, MN. Faces must be unobstructed. Other than that, anything goes, nude and unnude."}
+{"text":"Cuteness overload"}
+{"text":"Post 35+ women who are legit hot models and not bogged hags. Only 10s or 9s who are older in age but still extremely hot or classy matures that despite being 50+ are still leagues beyond your level"}
+{"text":"she cute"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 16: Thread 15: Thread 14: Thread 13: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Please upload Koreans. The face needs to come out, and it doesn't have to be completely naked, but there needs to be some exposure. Posture is important, so you need to post submissive poses or slut poses."}
+{"text":"unrelated, this girl's name is 桉小安 (set is 桉小安 - X精致美模 童颜美乳视图合集 She's cute."}
+{"text":"Because they're morally Christian and therefore find porn immoral."}
+{"text":"@oh.basedaaa"}
+{"text":"This is the absolute best thread on 4chan right now."}
+{"text":"She looks british i can just tell."}
+{"text":"Pussy jewelry thread. Bonus for pierced taints/assholes"}
+{"text":"Based high rez poster! Love being able to see the peach fuzz on her belly and arms. Every follicle of her trimmed pussy hair. Honestly, the piercings are just a bonus at this point. Please post more or let us know where the source it."}
+{"text":"Clicked on this thread to see a pierced butthole. 100 posts no pierced butthole"}
+{"text":"Please post something new."}
+{"text":"I love Elon Good morning saaar"}
+{"text":"Fuck that’s tight"}
+{"text":"benchod bastard bluddy mudda fuk bich"}
+{"text":"8 billion people on the planet and somehow you guys are 50% of this board."}
+{"text":"If you sucked her nipples it’d be like giving a tit blowjob."}
+{"text":"Post women you believe have the best tits ever seen and shine above all of humanity Names would be good too if you know them."}
+{"text":"Very nice"}
+{"text":"defo gotta me top 5 im OP btw, great thread guys"}
+{"text":"More"}
+{"text":"I desperately need that woman to smother me with her crotch."}
+{"text":"Ideal: pretty white moms and daughters cheek to cheek. I'll post what I have, then I'll just post thick white moms"}
+{"text":"the glossier the better"}
+{"text":"natural preferred"}
+{"text":"Damn"}
+{"text":"This chick looks better preggers than most chicks do in their prime"}
+{"text":"Imagine suckling frothy ambrosia from those delectable udders..."}
+{"text":"Wrong thread, bud. I think you want the \"busted hags\" general."}
+{"text":"Fully nude preferred."}
+{"text":"Oh God, aside from the tattoos, which are minimal so not really anything to complain about. She is perfect. I would love to wrap my hand around her neck, those hips I bet feel just perfect. I've been with very few woman who are this small, but every one of them has felt just lovely. There skin is soft, you can pick them up, toss them around and always the right amount of hair to pull or grab onto. Each and every one of them is ideal."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"I can never find these to be anything but creepy and weird Shame girls this beautiful always only ever become whores Speaking of, any pictures of her bare soles without stockings or socks etc"}
+{"text":"Anyone have the full video"}
+{"text":"@_@ oh sweet goodness gracious"}
+{"text":"Before the Europeans arrived to the Americas there was a separate race of very pale skinned people living in the Appalachians, the natives called them \"moon eyed people\" and they were known for living in caves and being extremely pale. That is most of her heritage. You will find the descendants of many of them near Appalachia, the originals still exist but you will never find them unless they want you to."}
+{"text":"Women wearing bikinis or one-piece swimwear with a flag design."}
+{"text":"Why is it always an America. Flag Citizens of most other nations aren't dumb enough to wipse their country's flag on their crotch."}
+{"text":"yesssssssssss"}
+{"text":"Post sexy zoomers with good cleavage or sideboobs. Alyssa starting the thread with her titties, lovely"}
+{"text":"Natasha Hentsridge, I cant believe last year was the 30th anniversary of the Species movie."}
+{"text":"Fat"}
+{"text":"It's like a child"}
+{"text":"Old Old very very Old Woman"}
+{"text":"Girls with thin asses so their anuses are seen when she's standing"}
+{"text":"Allah is fine with you fucking kids and donkeys so i think he will be pretty forgiving in this"}
+{"text":"Too thin. Won't survive the harsh winter."}
+{"text":"any kind of pussy previous"}
+{"text":"Looking for an old pic of my ex I posted in a thread exactly like this a few years ago, I know some random anon saved it, please do a brother a favor and repost it! Nice round tits, pink tank top pulled up, she’s laying sideways on the couch, dark hair, she’s petite but the tits were great. I lost the pic in a fire! Please help anons!"}
+{"text":"looked but didn't have it"}
+{"text":"No fatties, no bloated exes, no old hags, no fermented shitpile wives"}
+{"text":"You goys really think a pro OF chick is doing all of her commenting work on reddit and such? 1000% it's just her manager saying shit to keep horny paying degens on the hook."}
+{"text":"Sadly bro, you're wrong. Most European Men are aesthetically Chads but are mega cucks. Women over there are not feminists per se but are very aggressive because their Men are weak. Vera is a gigastacy and knows it. Only those rich Chads get her. The common groid don't get her."}
+{"text":"can you shut the fuck up, actual males are jerking off here. not tryingto chat up some faggot"}
+{"text":"Long hair. The longer, the better. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"Thread for busty Italian women in general. Last thread"}
+{"text":"is that why i'm a virgin at 26"}
+{"text":"you're a virgin at 26 because you're spending your finite life on earth jerking off to porn on 4chan. don't end up like us lost causes."}
+{"text":"it's too late"}
+{"text":"Damn, Maria was so fine."}
+{"text":"i am pale yellow even in winter and girls only want nordics"}
+{"text":"Share sexy beautiful bodies in the pool here."}
+{"text":"More?"}
+{"text":"Wife’s"}
+{"text":"It''s that time of year again! Post your best Christmas Tits."}
+{"text":"Thread says \"Cowgirls\", not \"Cows\" Go post this tub of lard in the fat bitches thread Disgusting"}
+{"text":"Cause she's not a real cowgirl."}
+{"text":"FuckinThreadSucks.gif"}
+{"text":"Ass or cleavage, really anything clothed :)"}
+{"text":"She can’t hide them at all"}
+{"text":"From ugly modern women look more and more sexier"}
+{"text":"How modern Tech has transform women"}
+{"text":"Pale skin, pink bits. Bonus for freckles."}
+{"text":"i love women so much its insane"}
+{"text":"Women should be locked inside so they don't get tanned."}
+{"text":"Valerycat / aprikosin / superbanka"}
+{"text":"Now that you mention it you're almost certainly right."}
+{"text":"Who dat?"}
+{"text":"Hila Meir"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I've been wanting the megs to do a joint shoot for years now! Look up themeganakaaldi, I know she put out that they had a discussion but nothing has happened yet. I'd be thrilled to see it."}
+{"text":"Back Dimples bread. Bonus points for tan lines."}
+{"text":"cute butt"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"can you please repeat that I cant understand you with Miz's dick in your mouth"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite ASMR waifus"}
+{"text":"i feel like that one pic was a part of a series of photos from the same time frame that she posted. i say this because there are multiple photos of her with the same hair type and color. i know i have one more of just her face and quite sure it was publicly posted. i only found out about her because she came into a shop i worked at years ago. image limit met so i can't even post that other photo but i'm sure it's easy to find. i was posting what i had as i cleaned out my drive for reformatting. so idk how much more help i could be. are any of the imageboards i mentioned still alive at this point?"}
+{"text":"Well I hope to see more in next thread. Im not sure where to start for deviantart or tumblr... Damn. Something about her is so hot!"}
+{"text":"it doesn't look like there will be another thread. i also posted what i had that can be posted. i can't recall all the user names she's used but i wouldn't be surprised if all the stuff i have was posted to her socials or patreon and all that. i was posting in hopes others had more of her. i really like her eyes and weirdly enough her mouth the most and she used to dress in a lot of goth type stuff which i liked a lot. mostly was looking for her alt modeling pics since she's mentioned that years ago. best of luck in the search though. she probably never did any spicy content other than that early alt modeling stuff. maybe check to see if any of her exs had posted pics of her. she was always pretty open about her bfs back when i was watching her content. formatting my drive tonight or tomorrow. cheers."}
+{"text":"I really do love that these stupid cunts pivoted into doing this shit. ASMR alone waa good enough as a niche and now? If they make it theyre near guaranteed to whore out eventually to keep that engagement going. Fuckin stupid bitches"}
+{"text":"How many moonlight as prostitutes and how much do they charge?"}
+{"text":"Girls that turn unsuspecting boys into gooners, pornosexuals, pussyfree virgins, etc."}
+{"text":"This sounds like some pseudo stoicism crap a manosphere podcast daddy would tell guys so they can \"hold frame\". Women already have you categorized a few seconds into interacting with you. Trying to pretend just prolongs the time before you let your true nature show and she notices."}
+{"text":"The fuck does this even mean you retarded faggot. While foids do place people based on how they look in a bubble or categorization, it is completely based on false assumptions, and why would she \"notice\" if she already has you \"figured out\". It's contradicting, And foids don't notice shit, they place you on a false assumption based on their retard brain, you act different then their assumptions or don't give a fuck about them and they act all puddy in your hands. All men are born alpha, due to their surroundings, modern feminized upbringing and feminized society we have more beta men than ever. If men were left to their own devices, formed brotherhoods, or truly developed themselves, and not in a faggot online spiritual way, but truly tapped into their own agency, they'd be able to change. Which they already do since people change anyways."}
+{"text":"Always wondered why women judge on first impressions but men usually don't."}
+{"text":"Is she still married to that Floridian scammer that looks like the President of Syria?"}
+{"text":"More like this"}
+{"text":"Literally perfect ass; that's a save. Thanks. Any more?"}
+{"text":"no Chey Gordon?"}
+{"text":"The eternal Abbywinters thread is back once again. Maybe I'll switch to posting only one or two cuties depending on how much time I have and then filling up the threads. Today's girl is Marla. She has a cute little belly. Enjoy. My previous threads:"}
+{"text":"keep going"}
+{"text":"thank you for the extra hair...legs, too?"}
+{"text":"it means that she's a regular and natural girl Right, because only pornstars and models shave while the \"regular and natural girls\" walk around with half-assed bushes and shit. Have you ever been with a woman?"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of an ex from my 20s. She shaved a bit more of her lower labia than this girl, but her asshole was always left 100% natural. It was weird because she was so self-conscious of and grossed out by her own pussy hair, but she didn't care at all about shaving her asshole. When I told her I loved hairy pussy, she was as confused as she was disgusted by it, which is one of the reasons why she eventually became an ex. The particular morning that I really saw that she didn't shave her butt, I must have ate that motherfucker for an hour straight, and followed it with an extended fuck session than ended with her getting three loads on her body and asshole. Hairy pussy is absolutely my biggest turn on and since Ashely's ass that morning in a Myrtle Beach hotel room, there is just something wonderful about a shaved pussy with a naturally hairy asshole underneath her."}
+{"text":"Maybe should should try reversing your \"argument\". You would never see a porn star or model with a \"half-assed bush and shit\"."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for petite white girls with pokies"}
+{"text":"almost nothing itt is sexy, beautiful, or petite"}
+{"text":"Also hairy"}
+{"text":"California’s surreal 1960s truly began one Los Angeles morning in '63, when pioneering dadaist Marcel Duchamp met stark naked Eve Babitz. Duchamp had by then semiretired from art to play chess"}
+{"text":"Sauce?"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"It's almost over."}
+{"text":"I agree"}
+{"text":"Uncelebrity-like"}
+{"text":"A collection of photos like this might be interesting"}
+{"text":"the end goodbye"}
+{"text":"Cara Dillon"}
+{"text":"more"}
+{"text":"yolandi visser"}
+{"text":"triggered"}
+{"text":"Swimsuits and nude photos are both OK. No older women allowed. No decadent photos. Please post photos that showcase healthy beauty."}
+{"text":"Works for me - I don't want kids!"}
+{"text":"this thread is just summoning the fat wife poster just slipping this in before the thread is shat on by wifeposters Is there anything we can do to ward them off?"}
+{"text":"Moar"}
+{"text":"Next belly button piercings thread Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Just middle-aged chicks flashing their awesome tits. Amateur preferred & it's more fun if it's in public!"}
+{"text":"Iowababe4u"}
+{"text":"thanks!"}
+{"text":"Bump, amazing thread"}
+{"text":"dude, you need to delete your entire milf folder and start again. this entire thread is crap you've been recycling for over a decade. let it go."}
+{"text":"Fake tits, filled lips, injected ass cheeks"}
+{"text":"name anyone?"}
+{"text":"ChantalliLinn"}
+{"text":"Nikki Sexx I think"}
+{"text":"Specifically open mouths, bonus points for uvulas."}
+{"text":"I was always meant to end up as sludge pumping through a cute girl's intestines and simply got born in the wrong universe for some gay reason"}
+{"text":"based thread"}
+{"text":"dark eyebrows NOT blonde"}
+{"text":"bonus for feet and aesthetic photography"}
+{"text":"if you weren't a pedo, you would not be so viscerally inclined to deny it. it always the same with the likes of you."}
+{"text":"any good sites with just collections? i'm always looking for vintage jav when the mosaics weren't as strong. but finding vintage gravure with bush is hard to find without having to download .rars and then sorting, etc."}
+{"text":"Bump '70/'80 aesthetic is something else"}
+{"text":"Starting with Tina Ember"}
+{"text":"Anything of her getting fucked by a HUGE WHITE COCK?"}
+{"text":"Wait, wait, is she 19 years old? I'll only believe it when I see the document that says so. Like, small breasts, small butt, big torso, she looks underage. But anyway, if she did this photoshoot, then I think she's aware of what she's doing."}
+{"text":"This looks a lot like something from BangBros."}
+{"text":"There are almost no websites about Tina. All I’ve seen is an instagram profile that advertises her OnlyFans. It’s very peculiar. I can see where you’re coming from as far as your concern, Anon."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Wife, thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Looks nice. Moar"}
+{"text":"Continued from"}
+{"text":"great picture"}
+{"text":"Women whose flesh makes it obvious they have been through some shit. You'll get it."}
+{"text":"Frankly you don't need to see scars on the body, the face is enough."}
+{"text":"Whoever designed this captcha is more mentally damaged than anything in the thread, jesus christ"}
+{"text":"Third world women."}
+{"text":"it shows girls just like to show off their bodies, regardless of their living situation. I think that’s pretty sweet, actually kinda cute."}
+{"text":"Is she from Cuba? It looks like it from the background but I’m not sure"}
+{"text":"Them titties are retarded"}
+{"text":"I want to rape her with love"}
+{"text":"ew"}
+{"text":"Post your fav Southeast Asians"}
+{"text":"i hate the fucking lil bush they all leave up there make it look stinky"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"Homo"}
+{"text":"Maggie would kill your kid in the womb No shit. She's aggressively for \"reproductive rights\". She's a liberal degenerate."}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":".."}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"Pics that are \"romantically' gothic. Idk how to explain it, like not in your face nude but still erotic? More artistic then pornographic?"}
+{"text":"back in the day we used to call it tumblr porn"}
+{"text":"Lovely thread."}
+{"text":"Tumblr royally fucked themselves by banning porn."}
+{"text":"4 from the left"}
+{"text":"number 7 quiet cute."}
+{"text":"when will the internet bring back the \"protein models\"? were they the 'Epstein' girls? is that why the non-nude \"protein\" scene disappeared?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 15: Thread 14: Thread 13: Thread 12: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Finis"}
+{"text":"Next Thread:"}
+{"text":"Some images from old 4Chan hot teachers threads. Some anon know any information about this first pic?"}
+{"text":"my actual hs teacher, she's so hot"}
+{"text":"Had to look it up but that's Joleen Diaz, she's a teacher in SF that got famous for being hot and young looking. She's actually almost 50 or something and has great genetics. She's why every other 29 year old engagement farming skank posts shit like \"guys won't date me when they realize I'm a 55 year old Asian mom\" but yeah Joleen is the real deal. As far as I know she doesn't have OF"}
+{"text":"Nice didn't know she had nudes"}
+{"text":"Lol she's the head of school for a small private high school, wonder if the boys know. The way the bay area is, if anyone finds these pictures she would probably keep her job and get a raise for providing a positive empowering role model for young girls. Nice looking pussy. Does she have a model name?"}
+{"text":"More of her"}
+{"text":"Beautiful wow"}
+{"text":"post any high res cherie pics you have her and Crystal Bottoms make me beat my dick like crazy"}
+{"text":"I think I'm in love"}
+{"text":"Last thread: cosplays only, keep the fetish stuff to a minimum as with the last thread: NO LATEX as it has its own general - a piece or two of latex is fine but not full fetish suits also: pleather is not latex and is allowed - know your materials no squealing about AI bonus points awarded for super tight stuff that looks more naked than bodypaint or the new seamless zentai suits Starting off with probably the best cosplay of the past decade: Shirogane-sama's Spider-Gwen. She had the actual haircut at the time I believe and it looked just perfect. Her recent shoots of Gwen have been with a wig and they don't look half as good."}
+{"text":"Preferably heavily tattooed women"}
+{"text":"Black cover should never be done; never looks good."}
+{"text":"Wow. What a body."}
+{"text":"Incredible pair of titties I busted my nut to her. Post moar plz"}
+{"text":"Coalburner"}
+{"text":"yeah, its the typical modern bullshit \"gimme attention\" whining oh look how big they are this totally sucks; here let me show them off to you attention pls"}
+{"text":"dresses without shoulder straps preferred"}
+{"text":"More!"}
+{"text":"Retards. Superb thread otherwise."}
+{"text":"-Must have an OF, no abby winters hoes with only 5 pictures available online and no IG clothed bitches -Must show face, pussy and ass -More casual nudity, less dildos and cosplay"}
+{"text":"not of image but of girl What is it about ukranians"}
+{"text":"fucking forgot pic yoursmall doll urpiplur on insta"}
+{"text":"Syoghina, deleted OF after her kids found out"}
+{"text":"thread dedicated to discussing, posting, and worshipping fake tits of all shapes and sizez. 90s and new gen all welcome previous thread"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached last thread. You know the drill gents. Post those Frida’s, Freya’s & Ingrid’s. Nudes welcome. Women clad in bunad very welcome."}
+{"text":"First girl in white is not the same as the other pics. First girl is ingeborg second is rivernati or whatever Nah just OF pics with shitty editing"}
+{"text":"Whats the link for New thread"}
+{"text":"ONLY 1 SHOWING BLONDE PEUBS WTF"}
+{"text":"name in name field"}
+{"text":"Image limit reached"}
+{"text":"your wife is dickinthedidgeridoo ?"}
+{"text":"fugg image limit reached I uploaded the clothed pic kekarinos"}
+{"text":"What a fucking stupid way to lose a spot for a nude image"}
+{"text":"Tattoos ruined her Sad. Many such cases"}
+{"text":"This thread reminds me of old school /s/ There was actually a time when many of the threads currently posted would have been banned: i.e. the saggy/flat tits, assholes, fat/chubby, feet, armpits, etc. What a sad time we live in when faggots are allowed any say in anything."}
+{"text":"tokfu"}
+{"text":"Ozempic makes wonders."}
+{"text":"Truly does, GM at my company started taking it when she was a 3/10 piggy, lost loads of weight, managed to keep the tits now is easily a 7/10 maybe an 8 out of work"}
+{"text":"Wanted to post more Emory because he's the perfect wife but image limit.... Does anyone remember her older handles?"}
+{"text":"more of her?"}
+{"text":"Paralyzed women, amputees, whatever you might have."}
+{"text":"Nugget porn"}
+{"text":"She is handicapped because she has kids. I am with you brother. At least she can play pool, even has her cue."}
+{"text":"Is this when you tell them they are in the bathroom?"}
+{"text":"No one at all?"}
+{"text":"Looks like the chick i fucked in college who had cerebral palsy. Not as bad as this women though. My palsy chick had tattoos and piercings too, and she gave the absolute best head. She was OBSESSED with sucking cock"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"body horror and pregnancy hos nothing to do with sexynes"}
+{"text":"maybe, but pregnant women in latex are a beautiful thing. if only latex cowboy hats were a thing"}
+{"text":"Nobody gives a fuck about your opinions esl"}
+{"text":"Make new thread monkey"}
+{"text":"looks like someone has -"}
+{"text":"preferably naked"}
+{"text":"Ina my princess"}
+{"text":"Keeps beta cucks away"}
+{"text":"Many such cases. Yet the moron will keep on repeating that dosing yourself with what is objectively poisonous is a sign of manliness. Stupidity =/= manliness."}
+{"text":"The eternal Abbywinters thread is back for the holiday season. More cuties showing us everything. For me AW is not just the best porn content ever, but feels also really nostalgic. Reminds of times that will never come back. First girl today, Liandra. She became kind of popular after her AW shot as she was featured in a number of artsy porn movies as well as on other sites. But of course, here we'll enjoy her as raw as possible in her early shots. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"our only comment is that you are awesome"}
+{"text":"Love it anon. You are doing the Lords work here."}
+{"text":"Thanks. Do you guys agree that the very early AW sets have a different vibe to them? Like Danny or Joanne in this thread. It feels much rawer because there is more lightning and less decor. You can almost smell the pussy. ^^"}
+{"text":"very much so."}
+{"text":"Just in case you can't get enough:"}
+{"text":"I hope you are ready for more Abbywinters cuties. Enjoy all the pussies and assholes. :) First up today, Katya. My previous thread: By the way, the new captcha really sucks."}
+{"text":"If you have more Abby Winters, feel free to post them. I also like Met Art. Totally different styles and chix, but amazing quality."}
+{"text":"I think this latest girl is my favorite. Such a unique smile."}
+{"text":"it's sexy alright... but people were paying for this?"}
+{"text":"Of course, as did I many times. People still do, but the site is doomed sooner or later."}
+{"text":"My newest thread:"}
+{"text":"I'll never do only fans then they post stuff like this"}
+{"text":"Rat is a minor"}
+{"text":"Where do you find good ones like these? I can’t find any good hd ones"}
+{"text":"Best in thread"}
+{"text":"EXCELLENT fucking thread, Anon! Imo hot latinas need a lot of european blood in them, black and brown latinas, not so hot. at the start it was a bit meh like  and , but eventually the thread is full of absolutly gorgeous latina goddesses like ,"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite brown bimbos here. Thickness and lesbianism encouraged."}
+{"text":"HOLEEEEEEE SHIT!"}
+{"text":"Bump bump bump bump bump"}
+{"text":"hot af"}
+{"text":"Daughter of the late Rob Reiner"}
+{"text":"I wonder if she talked her brother into do what he did....Brother in prison. mom and dad dead....Guess who gets ALL the money!!!!"}
+{"text":"she sucked and fucked their lawyer and then he quit"}
+{"text":"C’mon. She isn’t that hot, nor angelic! Nor wholesome. If she flirted with you as a cashier, you would go back but nothing else. The absolute best part of her is the cash she is sitting on."}
+{"text":"5.5 to 6"}
+{"text":"Leanne Crow"}
+{"text":"post cosplayers in convention venues wearing revealing outfits in front of greasy virgin nerds"}
+{"text":"Now I want a thread of nip slips in cosplay"}
+{"text":"Hey, I made a mistake. I'm willing to admit that I was wrong. Sorry for posting wrong account."}
+{"text":"2B do Rabetão"}
+{"text":"alva balderrama"}
+{"text":"previous thread"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Continued from here J is for Jigglypuff"}
+{"text":"C is for Celebrity"}
+{"text":"Anon, that’s Ana de Armas…"}
+{"text":"who is a celebrity, which starts with what letter, genius"}
+{"text":"D is for Devil"}
+{"text":"I didn’t fucking ask."}
+{"text":"If they got a bit of a belly this the place for them. Keep the super biggies to a minimum please"}
+{"text":"Your wife is hot, Anon. I'd love to shoot jizz all over those big milkers of hers."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Name??"}
+{"text":"sauce??"}
+{"text":"Easy access, preferably straddling chair style"}
+{"text":"How autistic do you have to be to see that holy shit. And yeah I can see it too now."}
+{"text":"its ironic because her jew schnoz even eclipsed her lower lip"}
+{"text":"bump!!"}
+{"text":"Images capturing the fine hairs on a woman's body."}
+{"text":"show bobs and vagene"}
+{"text":"I love it when when blondes don't shave their legs."}
+{"text":"Any more of this where the chick has a peach fuzz happy trail?"}
+{"text":"Post an image that has some relation to the image before it. Try to keep repeating to a minimum. Try to get creative with connections. \"water\" gets boring after the 10th time in a thread Avoid repeating links, especially within like a 6 image span. Winter coat"}
+{"text":"Curved object in the background"}
+{"text":"Star"}
+{"text":"you should have deleted your post. You sound a bit anal. The post is fine where it is."}
+{"text":"Yellow wall"}
+{"text":"Post big areolas with small to average sized tits."}
+{"text":"For decades now I've seen this lingerie on many models and pstars. Please this lingerie in any color and other striped lingeries"}
+{"text":"Continue the thread"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"needs more feet"}
+{"text":"bumped"}
+{"text":"Thx dumper(s)"}
+{"text":"First time in my life I find a black girl genuinely attractive"}
+{"text":"The most desirable type of woman"}
+{"text":"this one is too fake"}
+{"text":"Woosh!"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous.. I could definitely use getting laid.. I miss feminin touch..."}
+{"text":"Lol, some do actually turn lesbos or end bad, and some probably even do poopies in bed. But these are the Stacey's you don't want to get too close too. I prefer normal Staceys."}
+{"text":"Lmaooo"}
+{"text":"So this slut was my favorite online whore. A little over a year ago I posted on reddit about her and luckily some guy granted me access to him discord. It was the best. She didn't even ask for money. She was such a horny slut that she just enjoyed fucking herself in front of about a dozen strangers with her husband in the other room. One day she deleted the group and I was stupid enough to not have a backup of the top tier shit she was posting. Here's a few images. I'm shooting this out there with the hope that one of yo"}
+{"text":"Comfy girls - No PG-13 pics. Keep it nsfw."}
+{"text":"Please source?"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"Nude pics leaks from yuki moore, she retired and deleted all nudes oct 2025"}
+{"text":"That bubble bud"}
+{"text":"This is one of the last pics 3 years between first pic, her boobs grown her nippels are much larger and looks like mid 20 she captured her last puberty steps and that was a good decision she was to the beginning much hotter special her boobs but her ass went bigger and much hotter and she was beginning posting more of her meanwhile heavy ass"}
+{"text":"Small tits and ribs is a must. The skinnier the better. Nudes preferred."}
+{"text":"Who is this?"}
+{"text":"This is essentially the same body of the early-twenties girl I was dating in my mid-twenties. Sex with her was a real delight."}
+{"text":"27 m Any guys out there want to chat about our ex’s? Kim: dreamsunset"}
+{"text":"Name of this body type?"}
+{"text":"Posty gym thots, particularly those in spandex underwear that passes for shorts. Colorful leggings and track spats are also acceptable"}
+{"text":"how about you actually contribute instead being a faggot"}
+{"text":"Rules are simple. Go down the alphabet and post an image relevant to that given letter when it's your turn. Continued from here P is for Purple hair"}
+{"text":"G is for Golden"}
+{"text":"H is for Hat"}
+{"text":"I is for Imageset"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"J is for join the new thread"}
+{"text":"she raised money for victims of the wildfire by releasing an in demand product you sperg, you don't understand women"}
+{"text":"Oh good the smelly pajeets are here.."}
+{"text":"The ultimate reason women are crazy is because they almost never get told the truth about anything 100% truth"}
+{"text":"rich popular sexy If she was all of those, this wouldn't be necessary. Her body is literally her last asset to generate any interest with, and it might be too late at this point. Given her age and how irrelevant she has been in pop culture for a decade. Get off your white knight gaslighting high horse. Tits are the currency of the Internet, but tits come very cheap these days."}
+{"text":"looks like Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, bad AI"}
+{"text":"2026 AI still keeps giving those finger webs"}
+{"text":"Underrated"}
+{"text":"You are only allowed to post in this thread if you have creampied a negress before"}
+{"text":"Is that crotch acne?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Images of women with both pussy and face visible. Previous Threads Thread 14: Thread 13: Thread 12: Thread 11: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Next Thread:"}
+{"text":"Fully clothed and with loads of stockings and pantyhose clad legs showing PART 5! prev :"}
+{"text":"The End"}
+{"text":"candy!! shes literally perfect in every way."}
+{"text":"Big or small. Gorgeous clits."}
+{"text":"Bengay Ultra Formula"}
+{"text":"Are you legit retarded? Could explain the extra chromosome."}
+{"text":"Tiger balm and icy hot. Erotic as fuck."}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with a puffy pussy, man"}
+{"text":"It's funny that instead of making her look like a man, the testosterone just made her inner jew face come out."}
+{"text":"Post areolas that either take up the majority of the boob, or are just plain large. Ghosties to well defined are all acceptable. Old thread"}
+{"text":"The End"}
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+{"text":"any nicers?"}
+{"text":"Test"}
+{"text":"It's icky how there's still threades from last year on the board"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Suck my tits, dick."}
+{"text":"is that an egg?"}
+{"text":"this is nice finger"}
+{"text":"Are you an egg?"}
+{"text":"In that order? Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Fuck the thread besides me"}
+{"text":"Mayham"}
+{"text":"Don't you know how much I love you, anon?"}
+{"text":"*pat pat*"}
+{"text":"mikugirl..."}
+{"text":"what's my favorite vegetable?"}
+{"text":"Leeks"}
+{"text":"Not him but dubs confirm"}
+{"text":"Read my own diary from the past week. I sound so fucking unhinged. Like, holy fuck, I don't even recognize myself. I don't even know who that is. It's like I'm possessed, it doesn't sound like me at all."}
+{"text":"Same, I hate keeping a dream journal"}
+{"text":"obsessing about raping a 15 year old who once posted here is a pretty funny meme"}
+{"text":"a dream journal is meant to be unhinged omoimasu"}
+{"text":"dubs of misdirection Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"I said I used a diary, not a dream journal. Do you use a draem journal?"}
+{"text":"women need poundings"}
+{"text":"even adolph hitler beat and raped his niece, you're a traitor to the white race if you don't"}
+{"text":"my mistake for being sane"}
+{"text":"casa del perro"}
+{"text":"I'd visit"}
+{"text":"post thread update: i accepted the mission and delivered that shit but the person i delivered to wasn't even a dog i think some weird shit went on"}
+{"text":"I think there's an anime about this Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"stringing together any possible combination of words will output an isekai anime title 1000% of the time"}
+{"text":"the long ansewr is no"}
+{"text":"i will feel it only when i want to. not when you command me to"}
+{"text":"Which brings us to Veronika, an itchy cow living in the Austrian countryside. We landed in this beautiful place, which looks like something out of ``The Sound Of Music.'' High mountains, green pastures, church bells literally ringing. Almost immediately after Veronika's owner dropped a stick in front of her, Veronika just rolled out her pink tongue. With the tip of the tongue, she grabbed, like, with an index finger, the stick, pulled the tongue back into the mouth. Grasping the stick between her teeth. And Veronika just turned her head and started scratching her rear end. We wanted to know how sophisticated this behavior really was, so we started testing her by providing her with a different tool, a broom. Because a broom has a functional and nonfunctional end - right? - the broom side and the handle side. And over the course of 70 trials, Veronika not only used the broom, she used each end for different purposes. The bristly end she'd scrape vigorously on the top of her body where her skin is hard and thick. For her belly, udders and more sensitive areas, she used the handle end more delicately. Gently poking and pushing, so two completely different techniques. Is it tool use? I believe the answer is unequivocally, yes. This proves for the first time that cows, long-derided as dumb, can also use tools."}
+{"text":"thank god i didn't wipe last year and now i can just let the flakes fly off in the winter"}
+{"text":"banana mank Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"being ill when ur a child: LOL NO SCHOOL XD Being ill when ur adult: what the fuck ow"}
+{"text":"the only difference was that as a kid i drew and wrote something while laying in bed but it was just as bad also i didn't self-administer ibuprofen"}
+{"text":"No keep heat turned up"}
+{"text":"That's a man"}
+{"text":"Only fake punks shave their arm pits"}
+{"text":"No it isn't I checked"}
+{"text":"It's just Mikasa's worst years of depression recovering from Eren's loss."}
+{"text":"holding each others keys must be so romantic"}
+{"text":"what if you stopped being a faggot instead"}
+{"text":"The Anti-Christ...lol Did I bang them to hard?"}
+{"text":"If a fujoshi made me do this with another boy, I would"}
+{"text":"I just aliased /s4s/ back into [s4s] on twibooru and ponerpics after derpibulli made it [s4s] => /s4s/ lole"}
+{"text":"i really love keksandra"}
+{"text":"i hope u dont get banned fren :("}
+{"text":"Iwas ecpexting a WARN but 3-Day? rly? RLY???? Esfores is fren borde but 4chinz jannies will always be subhuman filth deserving of a razor wire castratio i mean Verr rood >:cccc"}
+{"text":"t b h they really are nitpicky they allow 17 year olds and under to post no problem but a pone will fetch you a b& in no time..."}
+{"text":"what got deleted?"}
+{"text":"NO BAD YUJI"}
+{"text":"go!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"hot if a grill said this to me when im about to cum it would be so blissful<3<3"}
+{"text":"ran out of onions"}
+{"text":"whatchu know about dat prolly nothin"}
+{"text":"Creampie Bulma"}
+{"text":"vegeta will kill you"}
+{"text":"God [s4s] girls are so fucking sexy. I want to fuck every single one of them. It's my dream in life to marry an [s4s] girl"}
+{"text":"too bad they’re all underageb&"}
+{"text":"That's the best part* Shame womemes get bored after like a week lol they need constant new audiences"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"what are signs you are about to overdose"}
+{"text":"Why is deleted nowe"}
+{"text":"I never did like Courtney or yoko Ono I thought they were wrong for them"}
+{"text":"if you want real access you will have to take it by force and that's the force of 5-10 full grown men"}
+{"text":"What do we do if this thread ODs at 300 replies?"}
+{"text":"we mass OD to celebrate :D"}
+{"text":"i freehand shot a rat for the first time earlier today which gave me some confidence but now i'm 4 rats later and i think i've missed every single one of them except the second one but i don't think i fatally wound it and so it ran off and i couldn't find it in time i'm feeling a bit despondent because i don't want to make them unnecessarily suffer and the one i shot earlier died almost immediately but all the others screamed and ran off D: i'm going to take a break for a bit and then try one more time before giving up for the day thank you for reading myre blogpost i hope i can do better Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"animlel cruelty¿ she doesn't know nicer would have split 50/50"}
+{"text":"i did not shoot any rats today Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"another ratless night it'd be nice if they packed up their bags and moved away on they're own Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"kill a rat today i bought rat poison and im gonna spread it in a corner tomorrow"}
+{"text":"why do you do this"}
+{"text":"Good morning I hate americans"}
+{"text":"I was down at the New Amsterdam Staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation With a black-haired flamenco dancer You know she dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful And we all want something beautiful Man, I wish I was beautiful So come dance this silence down through the morning Shalalala la la la la, yeah Uh huh, yeah cut up, Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances And pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WTF you are with the fucking spaniards...creep columbus"}
+{"text":"viva mejico wey"}
+{"text":"nice try nwo plant, but im still going to fist bump my euro bros, and then we're going to skin you alive together"}
+{"text":"6th day without touching pebis... #cumitment Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"didnr e bvem ccheck mt dubs ;_;;' Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"sryyy m'y G (｡︵｡) but dont worry, I never miss the 67 (＾▽＾)"}
+{"text":"it's about schizomaxxing on pent up vril"}
+{"text":"finally someone that get it"}
+{"text":"nigga shutchu bitchass up (⌒‿⌒)"}
+{"text":"Itanium Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"What a complete and utter failiure"}
+{"text":"Just like everyone on this website"}
+{"text":"OOPS! SLIPPED BACK INTO THE SITUATIONSHIP HAHA Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"its over"}
+{"text":"sounds ideal"}
+{"text":"but i like using words like \"boyfriend\" and \"girlfriend\" it feels warm and fuzzy ):"}
+{"text":"tfw you open your heart to Christianity and Jesus and accept the word of God"}
+{"text":"She pink but she's not squishy at all. Tranformers are made from metal alloys with incredible tensile strength"}
+{"text":"what if I God told me to drink? I am with him, but his will is for me to deviate and become something else than human Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"how is town going ? aiming high for the skies ?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"i drew Akira Kogami again Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"akira baby you LOVE having sex right there in the studio having unprotected sex and having men cum inside you right there dont you baby"}
+{"text":"i dont draw a lot of the lucky star girls other than akira, so this one is for (You) anone"}
+{"text":"your anatomy is shit"}
+{"text":"intense"}
+{"text":"fucking hote"}
+{"text":"THE NORDIC MYTHOLOGY IS BASED!!! GLORY TO ODIN!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"You fumbled me Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"I KNOW HER I KNOW HER (๑◡๑) IT'S FROM M.A.R mangacha awaken romance (or something like that) m'y parents bougth me thé first ones at an old shop, and then I read all the others at thé city library I think her name is dorothy if I remebrr well"}
+{"text":"you are thé cutest Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"é supremacy (translation : french supremacy)"}
+{"text":"ew"}
+{"text":"bahahaha, i only sée cope hère"}
+{"text":"oooops"}
+{"text":"mikugirls..."}
+{"text":"Science isn't a crime *proud face* Science will cause the extinction of humanity Oh, nothing wrong with that!"}
+{"text":"agnosticisme on the other hand....... (fight club référence)"}
+{"text":"You have scientism, science, scientific method, scientists. If you have spent any time with so called scientists, your faith in the system would surely falter."}
+{"text":"There's not a single scientist on Earth that follows the scientific method."}
+{"text":"ad hominem dubs"}
+{"text":"mom found my girl clothes"}
+{"text":"classic pookasa"}
+{"text":"Who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"its that special Lucky Star OVA they released in 2011 when Tsukasa's mom find her girl clothes"}
+{"text":"gib sauce onegai"}
+{"text":"she's indian?"}
+{"text":"ig my bf dont love me anymore... what i should do to be loved again?"}
+{"text":"post your pussy and i can help you further depending on how tight you appear to be"}
+{"text":"girls have titties thats why they are the best"}
+{"text":"You're probably too fat. Starve yourself."}
+{"text":"bahahahaha this is funny"}
+{"text":"i have decided to become the s4s urinal i am really excited to get pissed on"}
+{"text":"peas on (You)"}
+{"text":"i got my membership for the lesbian foot club renewed Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"}
+{"text":"I can't argue with any of this. Perfect thread so far. *sip\""}
+{"text":"i do this"}
+{"text":"Puss-puss."}
+{"text":"It do be like that"}
+{"text":"nyan nya motherhugger"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"すみません、誰の言葉を引用しているんですか?"}
+{"text":"the nigger who unironically posts this thinking that he's the funniest fucking faggot in the world"}
+{"text":"excuse me but who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"Remember, Teto is not a real vocaloid and never will be"}
+{"text":"True, she's an echelon above. Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"tet"}
+{"text":"o"}
+{"text":"any pedophile wanna chat on discord?"}
+{"text":"MY FUCKING SIDES 4CUCKS REALLY"}
+{"text":"you scared me"}
+{"text":"@Catfish @Yuji Sakai @avogadoposter Try these nonces"}
+{"text":"i'm not gonna talk to you"}
+{"text":"Too cold to get naked..."}
+{"text":"HE"}
+{"text":"KONG"}
+{"text":"DONG"}
+{"text":"BONG"}
+{"text":"BAG"}
+{"text":"I"}
+{"text":"how do i follow my dreams? i think im retarded."}
+{"text":"how bro felt"}
+{"text":"follow your heart or something and hope you end up turning into a cog for the machine"}
+{"text":"you end up you don't end up* Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Executive dysfunction and also being on 4chan instead of doing it. I got distracted again.. I will go focus now, thanks for the reminder."}
+{"text":"bahaha, i'm also on a smillar mission, with similar issues I wish u thé best [s4s] toby fox"}
+{"text":"Suck my dick, bitch."}
+{"text":"1 Frame Man lol I just made that joke for the first time"}
+{"text":"It's so arid I coughed me a lil blood came out Which would be metal..IF I WASNT WEARING A WHITE SHIRT Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"In retrospect I apologize for how bad this thread is (not that any of them are good) but dis my only smoke break Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Yes we are still here. Read the second edition of this paper. page 2 below"}
+{"text":"and maybe it's the mods that need to country their days, not the papre counting the days until cp is officially banned and strictly prohibited (as it should be)"}
+{"text":"Ignore these voices and print more editions Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"(dubs) now i really want to see a boxing match between catfish and gado"}
+{"text":"It is 710 showers until Christmas. I just checked."}
+{"text":"What? Crimbus is over?! *sips festively, anyway*"}
+{"text":"Vagina."}
+{"text":"I doubly do Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"Sh*t dubs, everyone does go back there and stay there. You posted there first because you know it belongs there and you posted it here just to be a rood.  stay there."}
+{"text":"That's a nice vagina. Approved"}
+{"text":"why is your country different every time you post"}
+{"text":"That's a man."}
+{"text":"slip tim midnight soon"}
+{"text":"not brown."}
+{"text":"pedophile"}
+{"text":"Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"by unanimous vote"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden."}
+{"text":"this is 10000000000% true I have nothing but respect and admiration for lobster scrappy doo"}
+{"text":"dubs on page 10"}
+{"text":"the species of bongo can be distinguished by the patterns on their backs"}
+{"text":"ive never heard of or seen this animal in my entire life, how am i just learning of them"}
+{"text":"because a person of such great importance and prestige such of yourself must focus on other things Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Rio Punch Monster and breakfast tacoes This Monster tastes liek fruity bubblegum. Not bad, not amazing 7/10 Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"4chan ilegal"}
+{"text":"This comic feels kinda old i like it"}
+{"text":"Unrealistic. If you told anyone that didn't use 4chan that you did they'd instantly categorize you as a shooter and not talk to you again."}
+{"text":"Sexks with livestock"}
+{"text":"maybe in 2012 4chan isn't even counterculture anymore, openly talking about 4chan IRL still makes u a faggot tho"}
+{"text":"Hello frens! I am back to remind you I have a MINE CRAFT SERVER!!!!! It is Java 1.21.11 IP: thefun.land We opened the end on saturday, nobody has gone in yet. Its been a very chill relaxed serber so far."}
+{"text":"dubs!"}
+{"text":"I would play if my Switch accepted my phone's hotspot... Sorry"}
+{"text":"I would play if my Switch accepted my phone's hotspot... Sorry"}
+{"text":"Nice selfie Who are you quoting?"}
+{"text":"please do not soyjak thats rude"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Negros picking your cotton? One way to tell us your jewish."}
+{"text":"You dream of an America that never imported kikes. No kikes no niggers"}
+{"text":"Happy Mammy Nigger Coon Day!"}
+{"text":"??? Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"police on their way to shoot a white woman after she accuses her rapist of fraud Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"I believe it's a Martin Luther King, Jr. Day reference. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"goodnight [s4s] thank you for being my friend"}
+{"text":"Good night, sleep tight."}
+{"text":"cutie ilu"}
+{"text":"goodnight [s4s] thank you for being my friend"}
+{"text":"Good morning. Tuesday morning."}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"im going to feed the ducks in a pond nearby in a little bit !!! should i feed them wonder bread or hot dog bread?"}
+{"text":"I just want to vent for a little bit... I have been feeding the birds outside of my trailer Mostly house sparrows, some cardinals, a couple of bluejays, and even a woodpecker... my place was becoming a true hotspot for the birds. like hundreds would just hang around waiting for my food and then I had a couple of days with shitty weather and rain where I didn't put out food... and then I just stopped completely, for like an entire week after feeding them every day for a month didn't think much about it, until suddenly the weather got really cold, like -10f shit and I was like, oh shit I gotta feed my birds so I bought a big huge bag the premium wild bird seed mix, not the shit stuff and several big blocks of suet. All the good shit. Peanut suet, berry suet, high energy suet... and put it out, waiting to see my hundreds of birds return.... but they didn't.... just... a small handful of sparrows... some cardinals... I did see the woodpecker return but I used to see hundred of sparrows so many sparrows on my lawn it was like a blanket spread out Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"did they like le dubs?"}
+{"text":"dont feed them bread its bad for them feed them seeds"}
+{"text":"Got any grapes?"}
+{"text":"Dakkusu? Such magnificent creatures. Every week I sea them swim, and I cry. For only dakkusu can truly perceive reality."}
+{"text":"is this real or fake? ... and if I did fall for this please let me down lightly ;( .... i know the internet is full of rumnors and fake-ities and falsified information but i want to believe that i will get more of my favourite movie franchise and to see free willy come from bring a trilogy to then bring a quadrology would really put a smile on my grin and make me chip one off the old block and give me a run for my money and really give me a piece of my own mind if they decided to bring willy and all my favourite cast nmemebers back to the big screens or even to streaming services i think that owuld really make my day fantastic and brighten up my life so please, if you know whether or not this is real or fake please let me know right away thanks so much guys <3"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure this is fake. The whale could not jump out of water that shallow without hurting itself"}
+{"text":"After 3 movies youd think people would just say nah let try a different whale this fuckers too slippery."}
+{"text":"Do you believe in free will?"}
+{"text":"26 kittens were killed during the filming of Milo and Otis. The biggest death toll was from the scene where the kitten goes over a waterfall in a cardboard box. Look it up if you don't believe me"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"le quirky weird girl fantasy Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"brooo haha my girlfriend has such a fat butt eating her ass tastes so good rn lmao fuck lol what am i doing with my life, she just had mexican again Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"This how you know anal gave him parasites which now conteol him to infect himself further. Same thing for gays being molested at a young age."}
+{"text":"Here we are again on our epin journey. Don't give up, we're very close to our destination! Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"don't ever take me for being a jew again ..."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"I hope i get BAD LUCK!!!! Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"y would u wan that Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"xmas tree xmas tree all the gifts at my feet none of them it's for me *shakes violently the xmas tree until all decorations fall apart and it can't be unshaken anymore"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"kiss me"}
+{"text":"WEED"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Animeweed420"}
+{"text":"Will you be my fren?"}
+{"text":"Mommy this frog is scaring me."}
+{"text":"No fuck off !!!"}
+{"text":"It's okay to be Petarded"}
+{"text":"sex with meg"}
+{"text":"Peeties!!"}
+{"text":"She's going the distance She's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"following traffic laws is nice"}
+{"text":"jaywalking has been legal for three years Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"Outta the way, dork!"}
+{"text":"What a dirty triple, no wonder it was on page 10"}
+{"text":"im scared of disturbing holly"}
+{"text":"ridiculous"}
+{"text":"presently"}
+{"text":"comprehensible"}
+{"text":"She knows javascript"}
+{"text":"in javascript that would only be true if the \"1\" is a string"}
+{"text":"Alright Ms. Seras is ready for deployment"}
+{"text":"been thinkin abt yosho lately"}
+{"text":"trips"}
+{"text":"yosho"}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"something went wrong with the image hash on the 4plebs archive so now if you post the classic Yosho image it doesn't register it as the same picture anymore Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"Yosho... Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"ping pong bing"}
+{"text":"ahthatsthestuff.wav"}
+{"text":"chiraq"}
+{"text":"happy anime"}
+{"text":"ambatron"}
+{"text":"aquarium"}
+{"text":"Japanese people don't wear they shoes indoors"}
+{"text":"Most japanese grills has pretty ugle feet though In b4 someone posts an image of some cherrypicked perfect Japanese feet that is like 1 in a 1000 in reality"}
+{"text":"unchecked triples on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Just like all civilized people do Do americans sleep in their shoes as well?"}
+{"text":"happy morning [s4s]! the sun is coming up"}
+{"text":"slip tim"}
+{"text":"ilu the cute passposter"}
+{"text":"smoking kills"}
+{"text":"im sober 2 months now.. sometimes feek like i wanna go back especially after a meal.."}
+{"text":"when everything is served on diapers how do you think people are treated ...like disposable underwear ?"}
+{"text":"whats something you envy about the opposite gender?"}
+{"text":"dubs Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"being a female is pretty cool actually. Besides bleeding out of the vagina occasionally, I'm not enslaved by my own cock, i dont grow hair all over my body, and i can do girlish stuff without looking gay while still enjoying boyish stuff. whats the downsides?"}
+{"text":"girl I am telling you this ...if you step out of the zero sum game of your public holes then you will get shot ...meanwhile the big boys secure their cheap access"}
+{"text":"i uh wha..?"}
+{"text":"I don't offer anything ...ask A.I."}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"le winter millenom girl"}
+{"text":"Good threade"}
+{"text":"Oh?"}
+{"text":"Doremi has the best fan service"}
+{"text":"Yes it does Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"uOh?"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"child?????????????"}
+{"text":"Wikipedia"}
+{"text":"where everything had to be in a certain amount of rar files and CDs and with an nfo and blah-blah anon it's not that complicated split file, pieces can be uploaded onto multiple sites download iso, mount or burn it include nfo file, get info and don't get me started on keygen music... that is the sound of the gods"}
+{"text":"edgelord is an observable thing with a pathology and behavioral pattern that can be explained in detail. Just because something has a silly name doesn't mean it hasnt unique parameters worth studying silly Yuji Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"no dubs but well said. *sip* a very fine post indeed. Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"that sounds like a made up thing that doesn't actually exist, but sounds scary, like psychopath or narcissist"}
+{"text":"like, serial killers do exist, but psychopaths don't. if you call a serial killer a psychopath then that's an attempt to categorize and dissect someone who simply doesn't follow cultural norms"}
+{"text":"I gotta poob Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"Hey buddy you're needed over here"}
+{"text":"As I get older I enjoy a nice nurgle Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"Yes quite so my dear"}
+{"text":"Good morning esfores! Today is going to be a good day!"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"Good morning"}
+{"text":"wew lad"}
+{"text":"Good morning... Today is going to be a good day! I highly doubt that... Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"shiro's minecraft"}
+{"text":"God I know a guy that looks like the left that's so fucking creepy."}
+{"text":"67"}
+{"text":"thanks for checking 67s"}
+{"text":"Kick his ass"}
+{"text":"six seven in heaven down low too slow"}
+{"text":"i found out im 25% german"}
+{"text":"one day my fren Cato you will have to deal with those pervs who think they rule your own house ...only one day"}
+{"text":"and the spectacle will be knocking on the door and running after snakes"}
+{"text":"wow your mom is such a slut"}
+{"text":"this is quite the thread honestly"}
+{"text":"You're quite the despised pedophile faggot however"}
+{"text":"What made it so memorable and even iconic?"}
+{"text":"(trip) Everyone remembers their first time"}
+{"text":"i think that's the year when i got permanent tinnitus"}
+{"text":"4chan memes taking over"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"nothing"}
+{"text":"someone help me make an oc that represents me..."}
+{"text":"the fuck?"}
+{"text":"trans = ruined"}
+{"text":"my apologies"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"toxic cat"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Normie beer was on sale so I got a bunch instead of my 8% and it takes me like 12 just to get a buzz thanks for reading my blog Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"that's a 1212-year-old"}
+{"text":"Nice dude I'm currently on my way to show a pre roll, heck I might even smoke two."}
+{"text":"You know you can smoke weed AND get drunk. At the same time!"}
+{"text":"waow"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"Reminder that this is a Vlodson website"}
+{"text":"This is not how you deal with these posts. Instead of sperging out you should just report the post for lolicon outside of /b/ and hide it, and never give them (You)s as they feed off attention."}
+{"text":"KYS VLODPEDO"}
+{"text":"smart frogposter"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"gooned to sick shit again"}
+{"text":"FUCK RELIGION"}
+{"text":"I look like that and say that"}
+{"text":"its not my fault ok im addicted"}
+{"text":"catfish is the goon master"}
+{"text":"goon"}
+{"text":"The \"refugee\" system is the greatest evil in the world today. It destroys the unity of successful nations while rewarding the inhabitants of unsuccessful nations. The result leaves everybody worse off and ultimately leads to widespread violence."}
+{"text":"Upjew this (((thread)))"}
+{"text":"the moon is coming Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"^ ignore the negro above"}
+{"text":"he's right though, doesn't mean we should do it, we shouldn't, we should let the world collapse"}
+{"text":"what is supply and demand Another retarted baboon"}
+{"text":"dead beaners on the 'log courtesy of the 'arty"}
+{"text":"Damn, them ICE niggas got fat asses for real."}
+{"text":"And of course, you faggots never stop embarrassing yourselves. Well, guess it can't be helped."}
+{"text":"he needs to go to the doctor"}
+{"text":"when the taco is too spicy"}
+{"text":"makeup should be banned"}
+{"text":"would you be able to recognize the pig ? did he had any visible mark ? we are going to snatch him de heer"}
+{"text":"Snoojak is very sexy."}
+{"text":"snoojak"}
+{"text":"Keep going I'm about to finish."}
+{"text":"fit for today"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"Can I have segs with you pls? :^)"}
+{"text":"yes but she puts it in your pooper"}
+{"text":"Let me suck on your knees"}
+{"text":"Do you know why girls don't like me? Because you're a nigger, a negro, a coon, a porch monkey, a jigaboo, a spook, a groid"}
+{"text":"The forehead girl"}
+{"text":"Good job brother I like this :)"}
+{"text":"aiko is full of vigorous"}
+{"text":"Aiko has a secret"}
+{"text":"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"}
+{"text":"the los anine approves Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"v dank pape friend Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"67 is garbage retard meme"}
+{"text":"HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME! HAPPY TIME!"}
+{"text":"zero replies thread"}
+{"text":"How does she do it"}
+{"text":"magic"}
+{"text":"i'm a big fan myself"}
+{"text":"No one could ever love someone this uncute."}
+{"text":"this scene was funny"}
+{"text":"Wtf"}
+{"text":"thanks for ur support!!"}
+{"text":"im a big fan of legs personally"}
+{"text":"im going to die alone Your fortune: Godly Luck"}
+{"text":"guess i got to live another day. But how many days left to live?"}
+{"text":"you pass on alone and with nobody to guide you there citation needed that still doesn't make any sense though. like, you chew your food alone, you wear your headphones alone. that applies to all your experiences. but you're saying you die alone like it is supposed to have a deeper meaning."}
+{"text":"you can't be helped"}
+{"text":"It's not me that's the issue. It's you. It's an error of thought, isn't it? You have problems conveying what you even mean by it."}
+{"text":"wow what can I say...what it stands out is that girls look good on moustache and I never finished high school"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"i like to look at king of the hill porn. i dont beat off to it but im fascinated by it."}
+{"text":"that boy tell you what"}
+{"text":"did you touch your penis to this"}
+{"text":"(dubs) lol"}
+{"text":"Shut up"}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"SMISH SMOSH I WAS RIDING Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Insane that the worst candy of all time (circus peanuts) gave birth to the best sugary cereal in the world (Lucky Charms) Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"White candy"}
+{"text":"why cant i post AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA threads anymoar PPTMs? Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"I came here to suffer as a meme"}
+{"text":"skip dinner wake up thinner!"}
+{"text":"finally a good thread"}
+{"text":"first eat salad dance on my ballade"}
+{"text":"la criatura Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"eat that pussy raw learn to clench those muscles in your jaw"}
+{"text":"How's your evening going esfores? Mine has consisted of alcohol, crunchy nut cornflakes and gay porn"}
+{"text":"gross man hands tranny shit drawing"}
+{"text":"hi anonymous the only frogpost i approve dubs"}
+{"text":"Quads! Checked! Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"very cool"}
+{"text":"I’m having a cozy doomscroll. Enjoying myself while wasting away on s4s. At least i’m a happy looser. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"don't forget to do your dailies chat"}
+{"text":"she jirai on my pien till i landmine"}
+{"text":"I always do my dailies. Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"daily fortune Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Two of the same fortunes. Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"micerkd monay Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"no karen"}
+{"text":"mikugirl..."}
+{"text":"my wife had sex with a gopher"}
+{"text":"would you believe me if I told you I live in a place whose name literally translates to 'gopherland'?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"I would if you got quads... but you failed"}
+{"text":"I'm not uploading it again"}
+{"text":"i don't hate spanish people... i know people who do... Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"I don't know who this is, and normally I wouldn't care but I want to see his cock so fucking bad I want to suck it"}
+{"text":"Are you catfish?"}
+{"text":"nothing"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that picture of a cute girl in a fairy costume being smushed up against glass? Someone posted it on here a while ago."}
+{"text":"nah sorry we all ran out Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"I know what picture you're talking about, but I don't have it. Sorry."}
+{"text":"I don't have it but I'll ask Greg if he has it. Greg do you have the pic OP's looking for?"}
+{"text":"not ringing any bells im sorry"}
+{"text":"tonight I made a foam cup ramen for dinner. added beef chili, a sardine, and some shredded cheese, plus hard boiled duck egg on the side. thinking about buying a bunch of combos i hear they have a bleu cheese flavor. Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"please report bathroom visits as well"}
+{"text":"that is one fancied-up cup of ramen. also bleu cheese combos?? that sounds wild"}
+{"text":"I like hidamari sketch and I want a girlfriend who watches hidamari sketch with me"}
+{"text":"Posting on the compuer!"}
+{"text":"BRUTUS OMAE MO KA???"}
+{"text":"row Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":":p"}
+{"text":"sae is lucky ;_;"}
+{"text":"Pencils only you like. Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"He was diggin', DIGGIN' FOR SOME ASS Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"It's like still using an LCD instead of an OLED ya it's like trying to post to 4chan with Konqueror instead of a webkit derived google cocksuck browser in 2026. What kind of loser would eve-"}
+{"text":"ambatron Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"This is the end goal of elon musk"}
+{"text":"didn't he go to mars already ?"}
+{"text":"Just ate sandwich with a white wine jam? Why white wine jam? Because I can afford it poorfag lol"}
+{"text":"has money but never learned basic manners"}
+{"text":"I usually pick my foods according to taste but hey it's your life"}
+{"text":"left the ground in black and white"}
+{"text":"and when the plane went down"}
+{"text":"just sisters things"}
+{"text":"I look like this and do this"}
+{"text":"greetings"}
+{"text":"You do"}
+{"text":"sure sure"}
+{"text":"They are sisters (the one with the yellow ribbon is called Mimmy, the one with the red ribbon is called Kitty)"}
+{"text":"le butte girl"}
+{"text":"fuck im hard right now"}
+{"text":"she shake shake shakin her booty Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again"}
+{"text":"i will now try to shift into the anime world ... it didn't work"}
+{"text":"loling at this samefagging niggerfish loser LMAO ur a batshit insane pedophile schizo who keeps getting banned while im raping ur nigger mother and shitting down her nigger throat? true lmao keep malding niggerfish keep samefagging LOL xDD Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"carTOON children O//////o"}
+{"text":"if we entered the anime world, would be aware of it? does anime look like real life in the anime world? are anime girls aware they live in the anime world?"}
+{"text":"oh BABY"}
+{"text":"CHILDREN??????0////0"}
+{"text":"W-why don't you want to consoom our aislop you dumb piggies?! t. Mustafa Suleiman head of Microslop AI division"}
+{"text":"1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code I can't even Aisloppers are completely braindead They call it Microslop for a reason"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile Windows 11"}
+{"text":"heal"}
+{"text":"#WhiteLivesMatter"}
+{"text":"all lives matter I wonder is such a true and humble saying could ever be controversial I don't see why it would"}
+{"text":"give me a reason why i shouldn't get a rice gf"}
+{"text":"I wanna sniff her butt."}
+{"text":"how it feels to be a autismbux neet"}
+{"text":"PUT THE GUN DOWN!!!!"}
+{"text":"are you going to let me go to work everyday with zero problems Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"it's actually for the best that you're a neet, suess having you in the workforce would only cause problems I can just imagine you creeping out some asian coworker so much she fears for her life"}
+{"text":"I'm sure being a little creeped out is better than hiring a murderer Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"dubs"}
+{"text":"appy jupe"}
+{"text":"ya it probably is that, misuzu would absolutely drink it"}
+{"text":"baby my beautiful sexual baby"}
+{"text":"gween tea"}
+{"text":"My parents said when I was a baby I used to love baby bottles filled with water, and that my first word was \"wa-wa\" for water."}
+{"text":"im going to have"}
+{"text":"this is why you're fat Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger"}
+{"text":"EVEN WHEN I'M JORKING IT TO SOME OTHER BS ALL I THINK ABOUT IS HOW I WOULD BE SMASHING U LIKE THAT"}
+{"text":"please stop screaming"}
+{"text":"please overdose on cocaine"}
+{"text":"Thread hidden..."}
+{"text":"Hey how's it going, [s4s]?"}
+{"text":"suddenly ses"}
+{"text":"ses rapes kids? this cant be..."}
+{"text":"Yes this is me Ses"}
+{"text":"if**"}
+{"text":"wolbachia"}
+{"text":"I don't understand what you're saying lole."}
+{"text":"news saturation"}
+{"text":"wat"}
+{"text":"- Ham sandwich Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"MONSTER krabs"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"very nice dubs"}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"gore"}
+{"text":"NSFW? THIS IS NSFL, DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!?"}
+{"text":"this is too far! dubs to close gore thread"}
+{"text":"checked and closed Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"it's redstone you fool -__-\""}
+{"text":"WTF IM REPORTING YOU WTF IS THIS SHIT WTH IS THIS DUDE"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where these poses came from? It looks like the dude slicks back his hair while he somehow smacks the other guy behind him."}
+{"text":"all me Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"are you trying to police sketch a meme from memory?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"do u believe in ghosts lol Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"Let’s go hunt us some niggers beary!!!"}
+{"text":"ys gosts r rel"}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"this is nice board Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"It's okay to be retarded"}
+{"text":"good news for you"}
+{"text":"that makes two :)"}
+{"text":"i love being tarded!!!!!!! Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"(dubs) that makes three :)"}
+{"text":"rate your cock i was a 4 now i'm a 0 aiming for at least 3 soon"}
+{"text":"if it's a 2 it's still bendy you need a 4 or greater for penetration"}
+{"text":"Don't excite me! Your fortune: Better not tell you now"}
+{"text":"I’m sorry that happened to you anon I’m American and it’s a miracle I’m uncut Thanks mom and dad"}
+{"text":"My small benis is like the Grinch, it expands by three sizes."}
+{"text":"the spikedog stamp of approval!"}
+{"text":"rare *nomnomnom*"}
+{"text":"For all your anthrax dissemination needs"}
+{"text":"chubby ebil would never!! well, not never...maybe sometimes"}
+{"text":"this is a thread for the dog with spikes. maybe you figs should mind your manners."}
+{"text":"Your fortune: Very Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"lole"}
+{"text":"so true"}
+{"text":"First Post, Worst Post. CUCK FAGGOT."}
+{"text":"January 19th, 2025 was cuck night..."}
+{"text":"unchecked doubles on page 10!"}
+{"text":"should i get a new computer or is this one still good"}
+{"text":"if it ain't broke, don't fix it"}
+{"text":"it was broken Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"Why do you keep your home computer in a completely blank room with no furniture? Trips."}
+{"text":"you should kill yourself, schizophrenic fag"}
+{"text":"its ebin Your fortune: Outlook good"}
+{"text":"when you see anonymous eeeeew Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"bipolar ass Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"never left just turned off name"}
+{"text":"I look pretty normal tbh, I don't think you'd be able to tell at all unless you smelled me"}
+{"text":"*sniff sniff*"}
+{"text":"12739359 ehh squidward"}
+{"text":"Happy Martin Luther day"}
+{"text":"the goat"}
+{"text":"Boil all Christians, Jews, and Muslims to death in vats of diarrhea."}
+{"text":"Why is there so much crime on the roads that bear his name?"}
+{"text":"well anon the man is dead already so, it's pointless"}
+{"text":"Martin Luther is KING!"}
+{"text":"Unironically how are you niggers trying to survive?"}
+{"text":"Sheer technique."}
+{"text":"I've been living off of denial, anime & shitposting for an unrecoverable amount of time."}
+{"text":"What is the point of this board?"}
+{"text":"cheers to sym"}
+{"text":"To make dubs!! MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I can't sleep because I have a little insomnia. It's been here for a week or so. Also, I don't think I can complain about milk, I've been drinking some with my coffee all day. Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"making oc"}
+{"text":"whatever it wants to be. which it does."}
+{"text":"The image is a close-up of a cartoon-style character's face. The character has pink hair and is looking directly at the viewer with large, expressive eyes. The eyes are a striking shade of blue with a hint of purple in the pupils. The character's mouth is closed, and there is a small, curved line running from the top of the nose to the bottom of the mouth. The style of the image is reminiscent of NIGGER!!!!!!!!!! Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"impressionablel bearies Your fortune: Bad Luck"}
+{"text":"my wild guess is that it might be a bit worse than that"}
+{"text":"Ask the ai to describe this image."}
+{"text":"the OP text was generated with a small local model, it can't possibly know about every vtuber, I don't have a data center to categorize my reaction pics :("}
+{"text":"that's the vtuber Chibi Doki"}
+{"text":"who up glegging they dog tonight Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!"}
+{"text":"i love my dog in weird ways like walking him regularly and not sexually abusing him, i guess im just freaky like that"}
+{"text":"in soviet russia car drive you"}
+{"text":"You made it through anon. You will be rewarded with this fortune. Your fortune: Good Luck"}
+{"text":"Cuck Night..."}
+{"text":"fuck naw, man! that's bullshit."}
+{"text":"i honestly have no idea on what to post today, but i do feel happy for some reason... so i hope you feel happy too, anon!"}
+{"text":"two dubs maybe"}
+{"text":"dubs WHY THE FUCK OJISAN HAS SMUG GRIN"}
+{"text":"ON THE FUCKING GROUND, DIRTBAG!!!!"}
+{"text":"ojisan definitely turned him into a onahole after six weeks of asshole training and a month of dicking full pleasure anal sex"}
+{"text":"Foid feet on the 'log."}
+{"text":"it's not that bad [proceeds with that logic] no fuck you it is that bad faggot! Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"The idiots who keep taking obvious bait are bigger fucking losers than the assholes who set up the bait, just turn off your device, and GO OUTSIDE."}
+{"text":"do you think my free college tuition would still exist if I had revealing baito posts on 4chan Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"metal gear good BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HE ACTUALLY LIKES haha THAT SHIITY GAAAAAAAAAAAAME (i meen movie) LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL I AM SERIOUSLY LAFFIN OUT LAUD haha WOW get some fukkin taste u m8 like for real metal gear most like plastic gear kuz dat shits fo KIDS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"But I'll never stop dreamin' of you every night of my life No way"}
+{"text":"im moving to japan in a few months where in central tokyo should i live at?"}
+{"text":"today we try schweppes"}
+{"text":"manly hands to keep me safe girly hands for my dick chafe"}
+{"text":"Canada Dry and Schweppes are the two most dominant ginger ale brands in the United States. While both are owned by Keurig Dr Pepper in the US and use high-fructose corn syrup as their primary sweetener, they offer distinct flavor profiles and histories. Flavor & Texture: -Canada Dry: Known for being sweeter and smoother. It has a mild, \"clean\" ginger flavor that is less spicy, making it a popular choice for sipping straight or settling an upset stomach. The carbonation is gentler, contributing to a less aggressive mouthfeel. -Schweppes: Known for being drier and crisper (\"Dry\" is in the name of Canada Dry, but Schweppes is widely considered the drier tasting of the two). It has a stronger, more assertive ginger bite and higher carbonation with \"robust\" bubbles. This makes it a preferred choice for cocktails, as the carbonation and flavor hold up better when mixed. Nutritional Content (Standard 12oz Can): Canada Dry: ~140 calories, 36g sugar, 50mg sodium. Schweppes: ~120 calories, 33g sugar, 60mg sodium. Ingredients: Both brands use carbonated water, high-fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate (preservative), caramel color, and natural flavors. Canada Dry explicitly lists \"ginger extract\" on its ingredient label, whereas Schweppes typically lists \"natural flavors.\" History & Origin: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"do you want to know why I am not frequent on social media Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"Yes I do."}
+{"text":"I don't want to show up in anyone's feed with photos that don't belong to me. Your fortune: Excellent Luck"}
+{"text":"PISS"}
+{"text":"reminds me i'm a lesbian and i love it Your fortune: Average Luck"}
+{"text":"ilu"}
+{"text":"I am a wish orbiter I am obsessed with wish"}
+{"text":"when wish makes a post"}
+{"text":"imagine iilya peed on you,, so funny lol but also... hmmmm imagine"}
+{"text":"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail"}
+{"text":"No way, Jane was definitely a likeable character before she died. She was plain, autistic, and had a big butt. She served the conventions of the story. She didn't need to be interesting for the sake of, the plot needed a serviceable woman to show Jesse that he could be living the good life if he stopped the drugs, and she did that. This is exactly what went wrong with the series imo, there was a consistent threat that characters would seem less interesting, and that threat was more imperative than the actual story being convincing. Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ"}
+{"text":"You still have that shit saved?"}
+{"text":"I agree Redditors and Normies ruin everything pic rel is proof"}
+{"text":"If this was true it the creators would still be milking it for more meme-bux and we'd currently be watching season 18 where Walter White learns a new way to cook meth using dragon-fire with help from Khaleesi."}
+{"text":"but it is still true though the normies, redditors and zoom zooms will gawk at anything either a minor reference or one of the actors doing something stupid for the luz it's all desperation which has ruined everything"}
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+{"text":"To use MathJaX, put your TeX code between [ math ] ... [ /math ] tags for inline equations or [ eqn ] ... [ /eqn ] tags for block equations. [eqn]\\zeta(s) = \\sum_{n=1}^{\\infty}\\frac{1}{n^s} = \\frac{1}{\\Gamma(s)}\\int_0^{\\infty} \\frac{x^{s - 1}}{e^x - 1} \\mathrm dx[/eqn] Note: You may preview the output by clicking the TeX button at the top left corner in the quick reply window. Additional supported file type on /sci/ is PDF. Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path. If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to  - Advice. If you want help with your homework, go to  - Worksafe Requests."}
+{"text":"Is it emergent or is it geometric or is it something else? Discuss your theories here. Unless I am missing something I dont see how an emergent time wouldnt take a geometric shape as the totality of stable records and relations."}
+{"text":"I merely called out your naive notions of progress because you never defined them well enough when we started this argument. actually, the debate started here name one (1) contribution from philosophers to stem in the past 30 years. meanwhile, the first instance of the word \"progress\" was from (You) just because there's been no visible progress if appears you've forgotten the plot. i asked merely for utility, of which there is none, and you autistically screeched about progress. now you say it's my fault for not defining your own retarded term. is this the mythological power of the ubiquitous philosophy you champion so hard?"}
+{"text":"Why don't you make it better Because I literally can't. How can I possibly explain to academic midwits that Popper's philosophy does their enterprise a disservice? Even a celebrated thinker like Feyerabend couldn't do it. It was clap-clap-clap, then back to business as usual. I probably couldn't even convince (You) that it's Bad Philosophy to pivot into a pointlessly general discussion about what makes Bad Philosophy, when the actual context makes it clear what I meant. Popper's legacy has actual consequences, the negativity of which pragmatically-minded people should be able to grasp. So why dive into semantics?"}
+{"text":"the contributions are named which you failed to refute, i have yet to receive a method of doing physics with aristotle's logic since you've rejected predicate logic as a contribution, yes progress came from me and you went along with it like the midwit that you are, now let me ask you a question since you've failed to disprove the contributions i already gave you and are autistically screeching about progress, are contributions synonymous with progress, lets see how well you avoid this"}
+{"text":"why do people follow methodologies at all if all they have is consequences, why do you keep ignoring the non triviality of this issue"}
+{"text":"Consider the concept of measurement in Classical Physics. For the Experimentalist, measurement has always been a physical process. But for the Theorist, measurement was an unspecified means to gain knowledge about a system without causing any interaction (i.e. disturbance). In other words, something physically impossible. Naively, you may think that's just another pragmatic idealization, but no. It was a means to sneak in a metaphysical assumption into Physics: that the sought-after knowledge exists at least in principle, that the world is always in some definite state. This is a purely philosophical idea. Modern physics has has certainly undermined it, but it hasn't been falsified. It can't be falsified. You can still insist the world is always in a definite state and no one can prove you wrong. To convince you otherwise, one would have to engage this idea philosophically: to demonstrate that it is inelegant, unaesthetic, maybe even meaningless in light of Quantum Physics. Or, you can be Popper and go like: ACK-CHUALLY, is it possible to falsify this hypothesis? No? Well, then it's not heckin' science and it's not worth discussing When your likes see someone doing this routine, they clap like trained seals, but no one stops to consider how idiotic it would have been to raise this objection when Newton was laying the foundations of Classical Physics: Nuh uh, you can't think that way! Go find something more... ahem... scientific to put at the core of your theory! Well, who says the same kind of thing isn't happening today? It's not even that Popper's criterion throws the baby out with the bath water. It's worse: it effectively divides science into academic wage-drones doing endless antwork within limits of established paradigms, and crackpot theorists shitting out an endless stream of quasi-falsifiable trash science, with no philosophical criteria to help find a Newton among them."}
+{"text":"Meat and fish are superfoods"}
+{"text":"because carbs are goyslop"}
+{"text":"I don't have an answer, but with epilepsy the keto diet would only work in very specific circumstances where normal anticonvulsants don't work very well. I have epilepsy and absolutely no way will I come off these tablets for the sake of having a go at keto on my own"}
+{"text":"if a naked singularity can actually exist irl, what would it look like?"}
+{"text":"why do dropout schizophrenics come on this board? go back to /x/ and /pol/ where you belong"}
+{"text":"Do you have any actual arguments that support the existence of a singularity anywhere but on paper? Like really, I am not trolling."}
+{"text":"there are mountains of astronomical observations that confirm black holes are real that you will disregard immediately because it doesnt fit your schizophrenic delusions, whats the point? your entire \"argument\": science is fake and gay, and all the evidence that proves me wrong is a lie, because I said so and I dont like it please unironically kill yourself"}
+{"text":"there are mountains of astronomical observations Those aren't mountains, they're are waves!"}
+{"text":"Men from East Asia go bald at a much lower frequency because the average man there has a prostate that is only about two-thirds the size of a European man’s prostate. The reason men go bald is because they do not get enough vitamin D, or because even if they do get it, their bodies are not able to metabolize it well, since vitamin D is used by the body to lower DHT levels, which cause the prostate to grow. That is why finasteride, a medication made to treat this condition, also makes hair grow back. And because Asians have a prostate that is about one-third smaller, they do not need as much vitamin D to keep the prostate under control. This is also the reason why women do not go bald. This also explains why you lose it as you get older, since the body’s ability to metabolize vitamin D decreases with age, and why it seems that beggars go bald less frequently, since they are exposed to sunlight all the time."}
+{"text":"This is more scientific than IQ"}
+{"text":"The reason you don't get women has nothing to do with baldness lmao. It's about your confidence. Why are you retards so obsessed with your bodies like a bunch of women?"}
+{"text":"Anyone else think the \"stay in school\" genes actually have nothing to do with intelligence or IQ whatsoever? They keep being touted in genome wide association studies as proxies for intelligence, which I feel is horseshit. If anything most of these genes probably have something to do with emotional regulation or lower anxiety levels, where someone can stay inactive at a desk like an NPC and not be attacked with existential thoughts or feel like they need more physical activity. Basically the stay in school genes are actually NPC letzte mensch genes where you're less likely to feel anything. I personally ran my own autosomal file through the GWAS study Ed Dutton and Michael Woodly used to gauge the intelligence of ancient Romans and came \"below average\" in both polygenic intelligence and years of schooling even though I came 98th percentile on my country's version of the SATs, have a confirmed IQ of 140 on an in person test, got into an accelerated learning program through a standardised test and my dad is an ex Uni lecturer, so I frankly think the entire field is mostly statistical pseudoscience ATP"}
+{"text":"Son...if we look at your search history are we going to find...unnatural acts perfomed? [SEIZES YOU] Ah-ah-ah, you need help! This chair will do just fine until you excise that affliction or you die. Either way, Im a licensed professional and Im here to help (You)."}
+{"text":"furry ...Im also here help the good people of the great State of Tennessee."}
+{"text":"why is AI posting here?"}
+{"text":"actually NPC letzte mensch genes This is me. This is why I have so many fields of study under my belt, I (have) literally attend lectures while reading papers on entirely different fields, between gym sessions or video game matches or shitposts or writting papers in my head and psychically throwing them at the world. Im the \"Last Ubermensch\". Im not a playable character, as natural clones of everyone exist but not me specifically, as my clones are untermensch like everyone else. Its not entirely \"Gene\" related, the part that is isnt relevent to this or you in any way. You have a materialist mindset, a focus on chemical chains inside of you that determine who you are...its a sickness that festers itself into malaise. That mindset limits you and becomes a self fulfilling prophecy of learned (conditioned) helplessness. Stop being easy on yourself, externalizing resposibility IS the easy path...and one that will leave you empty and broken...and that is beneficial to idiotic Psychopaths who enjoy electrocuting peculiar little kids. Theyre still around and love positions of power like \"reseach expert\"."}
+{"text":"Theyre still around and love positions of power like \"reseach expert\". Imagine the power and exhilaration the Doctor felt, feeling they/them's anxiety and fear, pleads ignored, feigning comfort or sympathy, then soothing the traumatized victim...playing both sides as instigator and savior. [chef's kiss] Ive seen this myself, being I have years of experience across many medical fields of all kinds. The stories Ive heard first hand..."}
+{"text":"I don't understand how snails are able to even evolve like this"}
+{"text":"The earliest animals ate and shat from their mouth. The evolution of a seperate opening for shitting is a mystery"}
+{"text":"Elysia chlorotica (common name the eastern emerald elysia) use chloroplasts from the algae they eat for photosynthesis, a phenomenon known as kleptoplasty Kleptoplasty or kleptoplastidy is a process in symbiotic relationships whereby plastids, notably chloroplasts from algae, are sequestered by the host. The word is derived from Kleptes (κλέπτης) which is Greek for thief. Greek for thief. Where does sin come from?"}
+{"text":"I mean, where else would it poop from?"}
+{"text":"First V3 ship almost ready - edition previous"}
+{"text":"turns out. she did not vaporize to death dumb 'jeets"}
+{"text":"Boeing they are laughing all the to the bank, while the muskrat in chief is always the one being scrutinized lmao"}
+{"text":"what is JAXAs problem"}
+{"text":"front fell off at MECO, due to removal of thrust hotstaging might have saved this mission"}
+{"text":"They already dominate us They have humans who are forced to squeeze their nipples. The cows like it, but dont want us to know this"}
+{"text":"Newton Maxwell Einstein are there any other scientists who were great as these 3? and who was the greatest of them all? I can really see the argument for all 3. Newton because he essentially invents physics and didnt have a previous framework. formulating the classical laws of motions so elegantly with the very limited research he could do is insanely impressive. Maxwell for being the second great unifier and paving the way for Einstein, QM and the modern world in general. Einstein is probably the most creative of the three coming up with truly non-intuitive solutions to modern problems. Obviously theres many other greats but I dont think anyone else is in this tier."}
+{"text":"Why the scientific consensus says that women and men have the same iq if imperial data contradicts this statement?"}
+{"text":"Misogynistic gay boys"}
+{"text":"Can people on this board stop obsessing over IQ. IQ is best measure of intelligence we have. It is not perfect nor the only indicator we can use, but it is the measure. Males and Females intelligence are equal. Males have more of a score variability, but it’s minimal. Males and Females are equal in intelligence."}
+{"text":"the same redditor in every iq thread for the last 2 years fighting for heckin social justice"}
+{"text":"Duh"}
+{"text":"Muh"}
+{"text":"since we haven't met the creator of the universe and ask about it and if we try we enter the domain of religion discussion and that's a whole different question. If we dont do that then we are just left with the big bang theory which means destruction is the key to creation leading to psychopathic people just speeding up the process creating jobs to fix it thus leaving at least one positive note."}
+{"text":"To clarify, a \"wick rotation\" in quantum physics is a pivot \"time\" into the \"imaginary\" complex plane. Diving into the conversation butthole first and belligerent does not strengthen your argument. You are fully retarded, and way beyond your scope in this discussion."}
+{"text":"That is to say, \"the math\" does not support your \"anti-imaginary\" sentiment. In fact, without \"imaginary abstractions\" you don't have a fucking scientific model at all, you goddamned retard"}
+{"text":"so meth and nicotine juicebox then"}
+{"text":"sky daddy arguments = god of the gaps amarite"}
+{"text":"yeah its like the science of the gaps that cant explain \"why\" anything, or even what gravity is while making assumptions of the primacy of spacetime when science cannot isolate spacetime without mass or energy. \"Science of the Gaps\" its like the religion of the hubristic stolen from Deists that founded all of their precepts."}
+{"text":"This shit used to be free"}
+{"text":"What kind of sped would use Word when TeX exists?"}
+{"text":"openoffice is both gratis and libre"}
+{"text":"docs.google.com fallacy"}
+{"text":"Sovl"}
+{"text":"Unless I got access to the office suite in school or wherever, they can have my taint with their subscription costs."}
+{"text":"My farts smell like McDonald’s food but when I eat anything else my farts always smell like rotten rat corpses??"}
+{"text":"McDonald’s food smells like rotten rat corpses."}
+{"text":"c remains constant no matter what relative velocity you are to the light source ok but... why? how? how does that make any sense?"}
+{"text":"That doesn't prove shit. There's no proof matter can't travel faster than c."}
+{"text":"the medium, the ether exists Not totally impossible. We don't know."}
+{"text":"muh asymptotes on a math model! These are not necessarily meaningful, you know?"}
+{"text":"come on you're not even trying to be distinct. put more effort next time."}
+{"text":"I would argue that (((you))) are not necessarily meaningful. next retarded response?"}
+{"text":"How can the age of an alive human be determined without the birth certificate?"}
+{"text":"Just remove an otolith and and count the growth rings. Easy-peasy!"}
+{"text":"Dentition, have you never seen any anthropology documentary, ever?"}
+{"text":"What is the accuracy?"}
+{"text":"This is a bit of a silly question about a very simple mathematical formula, but I wondered whether some Anons familiar with the history of mathematics knew more about it. The formula in question is Heron's formula. That formula gives the area of a triangle in terms of a square root of a product of FOUR lengths. Now, the conventional wisdom is that the Ancient Greeks had no idea that there could be more than three dimensions; but if they considered the product of four lengths, they had been dealing with the \"hypervolume\" of some four-dimensional object, albeit only en passant in order to take its square root and find a two-dimensional area. So do you think that the Ancient Greeks had some inkling of higher dimensions? How else could they have even considered the possibility of discovering Heron's formula in the first place otherwise? A product of four length makes no sense unless you accept the idea of higher dimensions."}
+{"text":"Because it's geometric, we write herons formula algebraically but Greeks didn't need a 4d, modern algebra smuggles metaphysics into notations"}
+{"text":"“Alien life exists elsewhere. The odds are just too good.” “But alien life visiting us? No. Impossible. It could never happen.” Are scientists just retarded?. “No you can’t come here. We’re off limits. No way no how. Cope.” It’s fucking weird. Do scientists not consider successor theories to our own limitations? Do they think our limitations are everyone else’s limitations?"}
+{"text":"Maybe aliens have found us, but we are not intersting enough to visit. Autistic alien submit grant to study earth. Proposal rejected as not novel enough: civilization below type I on the Kardashev scale is a well understood topic and the proposal author has not shown that studying humans will bring a meaningful contribution to the field."}
+{"text":"If aliens have access to alternate timelines then we’re definitely just one hair on an infinitely spread out scalp."}
+{"text":"Tru"}
+{"text":"There are other directions that still....ascend. Such as information and knowledge. Eventually, they all head in one, singular direction. Building....something....wonderful...."}
+{"text":"Aliens won't see that, they'll just see a tortured nigga being used as a popular symbol"}
+{"text":"Learning STEM for career Not learning STEM for love of understanding"}
+{"text":"seeking employment in something you enjoy or love I shiggy diggy"}
+{"text":"You just found your absolute dream job posting and the requirements match your experience but at the end there is the following line requires working with hazardous chemicals such as hydrofluoric acid Are you still applying?"}
+{"text":"Wants to work in STEM Is scared of a little HAZMAT Wear your PPE and follow safety procedures. You're more likely to get fucked up as a fry cook than as a lab tech."}
+{"text":"SAAB mentioned"}
+{"text":"What is the statistical chance of getting any kind of major or even minor disease from touching anything in public. I literally cant go outside on public transit, restaurants etc. because I refuse to touch handles knobs, doors, seats etc. due to the high influx of crackheads in my city. Its a serious problem in my life."}
+{"text":"The Buddha teaches us of The Middle Path. Avoid extremes. Yes, wash your hands, yes take showers, yes avoid sticking raw meet in your mouth. I brush my teeth, like daily or more! But you can't avoid all dirt and all germs all the time, embrace them instead and take germs in moderation. If you slowly just live life and let the germs in WITH IN REASON your immune system will build a large library of antibodies to kill all invaders. Your immune system will be strong as shit and hard to defeat. If you avoid all germs all the time and constantly spray bleach on everything, wear gloves like a germaphobe when outside ect your immune system will look like Asmongold who never sees sunlight and is unable to lift his own arms due to lack of muscle. You have to strike a balance aka just live your life. I roll in the dirt, sometimes forget to wash my hands all day long, I just try not to worry about germs and I do ok. You have to understand \"proper sanitation\" means stuff like sewage treatment for cities and other industrial level things. But personal hygiene is just people washing their hands more. They say never touch your face because you transfer germs into your body. I touch my face 200+ times a day, no issues. I also fear germs but wag war like an intelligent person. The only defense against germs is the human immune system, not science or medicine aka controlled poisoning but your God given body. For many reasons I won't go into I use 70% Iso Alcohol in my dish washing procedure. Love love love 70% ISO, it kills EVERYTHING. Sucks the water out of germs and makes them germ jerky, dead and ready for the immune system to \"attack\" and build a plan for it in the future. This is the basic concept of a real vaccine, inject dead virus or whatever that can't infect you but helps kill future living examples. So i also defacto inoculate against rando germs. Never sick, never got Covid."}
+{"text":"my mind wont necesarrily melt if i touch dirty stuff, because i can just wash my hands, its when i touch something dirty THEN touch something i cant really wash in the moment, like my jacket afterwards or my hair or face by accident, you know what i mean, but yea youre right, its not that im actually afraid, its like my mind is extremely disgusted, i think its the junkies downtown that started it, if they didnt exist i would be fine"}
+{"text":"It's exceedingly rare to get something from contact alone. You need to touch a contaminated surface and then touch something like your mouth or your eyes while the pathogen is still viable on your hands. So like, just wash your hands. I love how you just jump straight to the butcher dicking his product down. Like that's the most obvious explanation. It's not bullshit. There are some diseases that will really fuck you up, some that will fuck you up if you're older or have a weakened immune system- these need to be avoided. Sickness also has economic impacts that would be beneficial to mitigate as well. Fortunately we have technology that will give you immunity to some of these horrible diseases. That said, you're constantly being exposed to pathogens and your body will often build immunity without you getting ill. In this regard, it helps to not live a sheltered life."}
+{"text":"So like, just wash your hands. what if i touch my jacket before washing my hands, then go home, is the virus dead or whatever by then, thanks for answering"}
+{"text":"this desu"}
+{"text":"If so, why is that?"}
+{"text":"And yet you cannot name five such IQ tests that satisfy your criterion. So you genuinely don't know that IQ tests that are viable for such purposes are designed in a way that grinding them doesn't let you bump your score up that much? If you could do that you'd have guys do MENSA testing and just grind it out every 8 weeks or study older tests that aren't in circulation and use."}
+{"text":"Nope. The whole song and dance of actually running the whole thing year by year is solely borne by the government because they have to build it up from scratch and create proper test material that actually can be used as a basis for testing. It's basically gonna be a total waste of money since they aren't gonna reject many people since 80-115 is within the threshold of \"average\" in IQ scoring."}
+{"text":"the only peoples I ever met who know a damn thing about any old shit on this dumb earth is black folk. they is easily the smartest fucking people they ever was."}
+{"text":"yes If so, why is that? because of genetics due to environment, literally the same reason anything else evolves in the way it evolves. same reason why giraffes have long necks. same reason why cheetahs can run fast. same reason why birds are one colors in one region and another color in another. same reason why muslim populations in muslim countries have the lowest IQs. they all fuck their cousins and are all inbred, which is why they all have sub 70 IQs."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"mentally ill retard hallucinates things again"}
+{"text":"Empyrean. Heaven = Truth."}
+{"text":"ἐμπειρία =/= ἔμπυρος."}
+{"text":"Truth is in Heaven. Absolute Platonics. Stars will always be Stars. Deal with it."}
+{"text":"Kekaroo"}
+{"text":"How do we verify these proofs that are so complex nobody can explain it?"}
+{"text":"If more replies will help you understand you are an abject moron, please accept my reply as further evidence. Yes, you're doing great. Continue."}
+{"text":"I just read the proof, it checks out."}
+{"text":"Are they trying to one-up Mochizuki or what? I think his proof was only 500 pages long."}
+{"text":"Replace material with real. Is it real? Then there’s something there to it. That’s material. To say something isn’t material is to say something isn’t real."}
+{"text":"Exactly, this is way any kind of math is a waste of time. Where is \"1\", or a \"derivative\" in nature?"}
+{"text":"Why even become a physicist if you’re just going to hate on the physical?"}
+{"text":"Good question. I think a lot of physicists become physicists as a form of coping about real life."}
+{"text":"This does not belong on /sci/"}
+{"text":"Bingo."}
+{"text":"why do retards believe in this shit?"}
+{"text":"the question is How did life on Earth start? Incorrect."}
+{"text":"The universe where its physics allow life somehow allowed life??? i don't get the fuzz about this"}
+{"text":"It's truly wonderful how people create problems where there are no problems, just for the sake of it (the real funny part is that the solutions to the false problems they created actually create even more problems than the original false problem)."}
+{"text":"Panspermia is unironically their best shot because life is completely alien to the material reductionist position. There could be a chemistry out there unlike anything that is known which makes life more likely. But it isn't merely panspermia. It is some alien race came from panspermia and with its knowledge created at least a second-order life which mimics their chemistry in the terms of the proteins in terrestrial life. You will have a hard time finding them admitting to this because it is bad optics."}
+{"text":"Abiogenesis hints circumcision is an illusion."}
+{"text":"Why are some girls lesbians? Is it something in their brain or is it related to upbringing?"}
+{"text":"I don't know"}
+{"text":"i think women have some bi coded in because it helps them understand what men find hot. when you look at how it plays out with most women they get turned on by other women, but it's more of an appetizer. most bi women really just sleep with men"}
+{"text":"coded off yourself"}
+{"text":"Women would rather be with other attractive women than ugly men"}
+{"text":"Some People Are MagNeatO"}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs are fake and nerve existed. #1 FACT it is impossible to reconstruct a living creature from its skeleton alone. #1.1 If this was not a fact the scientists should give us the evidence and what algorithm to run to get the same results. #1.2 Reconstructing things like skin or muscles is impossible from a skeleton #1.4 this is why dinosaurs mysteriously are retconed to have feathers or not at random over the decades. # 2 FACT this changing proves that the entire basis is dubious at best. #2.1 if this is not true please provide when we discovered that we where wrong about the melting point of iron or any other chemical. #3 FACT dinosaurs are a incredibly questionable proposition based on fantasy and unwarranted jumps to made up conclusions. #4 lots of the prehistoric crap is absurd like the Trex having these short arms hat server no purpose or the saber tooth tiger being absolutely ABSURD since a cat like this would prevent itself from being able to eat or hunt like any squirrel whose teeth grow too long (google that one kids!). How could that thing even evolve? Therefore the sabertooth tiger is either a genetic defect or wild mutant (imagine the only human skeleton being a freak who has 3 arms and deformed fingers) or made up nonsense where they used bones from different animals and fantasy to make up a new animal. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Peak projection."}
+{"text":"These are my favourite kind of schizophrenic cookers"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"you will exert dominance over the chickendragon rex by eating nuggies in its shape life is a humiliation ritual even after you are dead What did God mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Is it fake and gay? I don't see why those in Isreal(about 94 IQ) and countries like the USA(supposedly 115 lol, but I've seen averages as low as 105) would have such a large IQ gap outside of bias, as I'm pretty sure Isreal is a pretty good country."}
+{"text":"those are all ashkenazis. we have almost no sephardics here. i'm ashkenazi, and i'd say my family is generally better than average intelligence but not by much. ashkenazi culture strongly values education, which if there were a genetic bias is reinforced through environment"}
+{"text":"i don't think that's true. especially at elite universities. nobel prizes are a bad metric, they are extremely political, decided subjectively by a small panel. if the board of the university of stockholm crowns some somali bulbhead the best and smartest and most moral person in the world do you take that at face value? this isn't even disputing great jewish physicists existing, it's just that there is a lot of pr involved."}
+{"text":"What about the fields medal, where they've won about 20% of them, then?"}
+{"text":"Using Nobels/Fields to infer “group IQ” is just tail-abuse. It’s not a random sample, it’s an institutional pipeline output. Example: do the same trick with Europe vs East Asia and you “prove” something obviously wrong. Take a conservative Europe-only pile (UK+DE+FR+SE+RU+CH+AT+NL+IT) = ~497 Nobels (ignores the rest of Europe). East Asia (JP+CN+KR+HK) = ~45 Nobels. Pop: Europe ~744M, East Asia ~1.65B. Nobels per capita: Europe ≈ 0.67 / million, East Asia ≈ 0.027 / million Europe is ~25× higher per capita. If you now do the classic “winner = extreme tail of a normal IQ distribution” backsolve, a 25× tail ratio implies like +0.6 to +0.8 SD mean advantage (≈ 9–12 IQ points). So congrats, your method “proves” Europeans are 10 IQ points above East Asians. Which should instantly tell you the metric is contaminated by history, language, elite networks, field access, migration/selection, and Western prize institutions, not clean biology. Same reason you can’t infer “Ashkenazi mean IQ” from Nobel/Fields counts: you need direct measurement, with correct labeling, representative sampling, and a model that handles selection + variance + SES + institutional sorting. Otherwise you’re just reading tea leaves from the extreme tail and calling it genetics."}
+{"text":"gonna respond to your ai sloppa, because i'm bored Using Nobels/Fields to infer “group IQ” is just tail-abuse. It’s not a random sample, it’s an institutional pipeline output. and yet, such tail-abuse does not provide similarly high values of iq across other demographics. this is a confirmation of the ashkenazi intelligence, not a refutation of it. So congrats, your method “proves” Europeans are 10 IQ points above East Asians. this is unironically true thougheverbeit. you ever interact with chinks in grad school? they have no creativity. Which should instantly tell you the metric is contaminated by history, language, elite networks, field access, migration/selection, and Western prize institutions, not clean biology. in other words, systemic cultural habits can influence iq. like ashkenazis valuing education, emphasizing verbal fluency, and lateral thinking through talmudic debate (even though most educated ashkenazis are irreligious). on the topic of talmudic debate, we come full circle where i opt to engage with your ai sloppa not because i'm seeking to change your mind (i won't - you're an idiot). rather, it's to test my own understanding against myself. and it's fun. you need direct measurement those direct measurements exist, and has been discussed in this thread. the indirect inference from nobels and fields medals only corroborates this. Otherwise you’re just reading tea leaves from the extreme tail and calling it genetics. dramatic outliers like this are ALWAYS the result of genetics. with consistent and persistent cultural biases, you cannot produce anomalies as there are no anomalous environmental effects significant enough to induce the 1 in a billion genius. it's obviously genetic, and you'd know this if you read into the early, childhood life of such nobel laureates. especially the ashkenazis. that would require you read beyond learning they had jewish parents, and also not relying on ai validation of your hurt fee fees"}
+{"text":"Whenever I debated about politics with stem students (mostly coders), their opinions were utterly retarded. But imo their retarded opinions were mainly a result of arrogance, not stupidity. >I'm a compsci major and I make lots of money, that means I'm superior and good at everything. My opinions on economics are objectively true because I'm superior, even though I don't actually know anything about economics"}
+{"text":"Comp sci degree via an apprenticeship. Did all the flooring, wiring and joinery work in my house while also working from home. Can take a manual and learn how to do most skills quite fast. Met alot of humanities fags that end up as process people or HR. I'd be far more effective doing their job as they would mine. People who do humanities are just wastes of space. Who the fuck cares about your book long master about the Lesbian identities at borders of Peru. Humanities people also carry a fuck ton of student debt they can't pay back that becomes a burden when you marry them."}
+{"text":"you are confusing autism with intelligence. The problem is autist can make STEM people look like speds because their fixations with rules and fixations on topics can allow them to punch above their weight and mime being 120+ on pure output of rigid formulas but they add nothing to the field and just end up research assistants and lab monkeys"}
+{"text":"you are confusing autism with intelligence. Many STEM autists do"}
+{"text":"Whenever I see someone post a n=1 based on their personal experiences, filtered through their personal lens, on a science board, it reminds me of just how little people who claim to love science actually understand it."}
+{"text":"If you made a black hole entirely out of protons by collecting enough of them into a small enough space, would all the protons stay together in the singularity, or would they fly apart because of the much stronger electrostatic repulsion? Where's your \"nothing can escape the event horizon\" now?"}
+{"text":"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."}
+{"text":"doing all the thinking and discovery yourself enjoyer vs. book reader"}
+{"text":"@Grok is this real?"}
+{"text":"So they achieve the same conclusion while using significantly less processing energy since the processing is outsourced to GPT?"}
+{"text":"Those tools help you learning things very fast. I don't see the problem. Before you had to read 200 pages to find the information you were looking for, not you get exactly what you want."}
+{"text":"So they achieve the same conclusion while using significantly less processing energy since the processing is outsourced to GPT? So they achieve nothing besides letting their own brains atrophy. Not that it's a big loss. Chatbot users are brainlets in any case."}
+{"text":"Is it even possible to calculate the radius just based on the information provided by this image? With my knowledge, I think we can't because the top part doesn't angle down at the end of the circle's diameter. And we don't know the circle's height. So, since you guys do math every day and love it, I thought I'd ask here. Share your process."}
+{"text":"(3 x 7) / (3 + 7) = 21 / 10 = 2.1"}
+{"text":"Fuck you man. This shit is in my recommended videos even when I watch things that are completely unrelated to math and science. Tired of this shit."}
+{"text":"Google can pick up the fact that you view the adverts (like this one) and thus shows you more of the content"}
+{"text":"Today’s edition: vscan air, my beloved. Thread dedicated to the discussion of medical practice and literature. We do not give medical advice, kindly fuck off."}
+{"text":"I want to farm content. It's funny"}
+{"text":"continuing education in hawaii with most expenses paid by the practice i joined. when will you guys become optometrists and join me?"}
+{"text":"docs what do you make of this high I’ve been getting from staying awake for 3 or 4 days straight, is this bad long-term? I heard this can cause epilepsy though, is that legit?"}
+{"text":"insomnia 4 the lolzies Do normies rly?"}
+{"text":"It’s actually proven that countries like France, the Netherlands, Germany and Belgium who consume some of the most fat of any country in the world do not have obesity levels like that in the united states"}
+{"text":"Being attracted to this is by definition pedophilia btw"}
+{"text":"Abortions being considered fear of missing out is related to healthy fat?"}
+{"text":"Broad studies on persons can’t provide evidence for targeted lab type results (for health). That’s why safety studies and statistical analysis of drugs, scientific reviews, are noise and categorically false. If you want to kill somebody you feed them a high fat diet. They may not even be obese but they’ll get sick and die."}
+{"text":"Assumed true; Europeans aren’t as fat. They eat more fat. Concluding; Fat is healthy! Draw out the logic on paper. This is called false dichotomy?"}
+{"text":"Source: my anus"}
+{"text":"Why isnt the sun yellow anymore?"}
+{"text":"Its full of semen."}
+{"text":"universe changed, this one is the flat and dull one with violent faggots instead of smart people, shame"}
+{"text":"less smog and pollutants"}
+{"text":"photos have improved over time."}
+{"text":"homestuck"}
+{"text":"The bicameral mind is the dumbest theory in the soft sciences and can be disproven by the epic of Gilgamesh pointing out we have wrestled with the same being human for at least 5000 years But after observing the normie I do wonder if they interpret text as the world of god or their own thought because they \"hear\" it in their own mind. Sub 130 IQ people seem to lack onto any statement written as an authority"}
+{"text":"bicameral mind is key to chaos-resolution, you wouldn't get it, also it is the key to fixing llm hallucination issue cite this post if you get ideas, tnx"}
+{"text":"Are we sure nose people don't have bicameral minds?"}
+{"text":"And jeets"}
+{"text":"2025, almost 2026 /sci/fags still believe in Monty Hall"}
+{"text":"nigger run the simulation yourself if you want I can give you the code, or you can slop it up yourself."}
+{"text":"Heh, it's a Python Monty"}
+{"text":"slop works why would it confuse my query? i made this in antigravity it ran it in my terminal"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"It's curious, I think this would be more intuitive to people if they were unfamiliar with the Monty Hall problem. It's the difference between knowing the answer, and understanding the solution. If your solution doesn't hold up for variations on the problem, it's not a good solution. The 100 door scenario works mostly by appealing to people's intuition, but that's precisely why it trips people up when Monty's behaviour is randomised. They never did the maths."}
+{"text":"/sqt/ - simple questions thread (aka /qtddtot/) Previous thread: what is /sqt/ for? Basic questions regarding maths and science. Also homework. where do I go for advice? or where do I go for other questions and requests? etc. how do I post math symbols (Latex)? rentry.org/sci-latex-v1 a plain google search didn't return anything, is there anything else I should try before asking the question here? scholar.google.com where can I search for proofs? proofwiki.org where can I look up if the question has already been asked here? warosu.org/sci eientei.xyz/sci how do I optimize an image losslessly? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the answer. just like any vibration you are familiar with has energy The vibration I'm familiar with has constant or dissipating energy, energy is not the thing that vibrates, that's why it's frustrating. I'm bachelor in biomech. Electrons... they feel kinda fundamental because they match fundamental math idea of a point. Even if electron somehow consists of other particles, they better to be points. There's nothing less than a point."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, even if points make the math simple and and easy, they can't physically be true. If electrons really were zero-volume points they would have infinite mass and charge densities. That's simply not possible."}
+{"text":"What is the purpose of the Neutrino? It travels at the sped of light, but there are claims it has mass which cannot be true if it travels at c. Or, is the rest mass so small it can actually travel at c? Is it just excess energy and not actually a particle?"}
+{"text":"Our best understanding is that neutrinos have a very very tiny but nonzero mass, and that they \"travel at c\" simply because we have no detector sensitive enough to pick up on the difference."}
+{"text":"The neutrino masses as so small that they 'effectively' travel at the speed of light (but NOT at c). The difference is so tiny that a neutrino coming from another galaxy millions of light-years away would only be delayed compared to a photon by a few seconds, if that."}
+{"text":"Meet Hannah Cairo, math world's swiftly rising star. At only 17, she humbled the white male dominated mathematics community by disproving the Mizohata-Takeuchi conjecture. Many mathematicians, mostly white men, who incorrectly thought the conjecture was true, have been positively shamed by her result. She is also transgender, which makes her a modern role model. Lgbtq+ community should take great pride in her achievements. I'm sure we can expect more great things from her. I encourage anyone who has understanding to read her paper. It is brilliant."}
+{"text":"Her name? Albert Einstein."}
+{"text":"she her"}
+{"text":"Is it possible that the mrna jab was related to his turbo ass cancer?"}
+{"text":"did this person i don't know and didn't know me that i'm obsessed with and i can't stop talking about and making threads about on a obscure homosexual chinese image board made for little girls full of little kids that i don't know die from this conspiracy nonsense i have no proof of? gee i wonder"}
+{"text":"Perhaps he already had cancer and the shots accelerated it or prevented his body to fight it off maybe..."}
+{"text":"Lolwut? /pol/ has been about 90% MIGA-schizos complaining that Trump never turned out to be the Literal Hitler that CNN promised them for about 9 years now. The cringy fanboys are mostly confined to one repetitive general."}
+{"text":"Remembering No, thanks."}
+{"text":"From 28:00 in..."}
+{"text":"naw that's pretty dogshit, but the How To Change Your Mind blogseries was actually quite smart and helpful to me"}
+{"text":"LMAO seethe harder, christcuck."}
+{"text":"neither of these people is even close to 140, probably 115-120, they keep circling the same issue, stuck on the same argument, yudkowsky doesn't seem to be creative enough to come up with a new argument, 20 yrs later, and the other guy just can't call him out for this, you never learn anything new from these ai doom vs moon midwits, at least the guys hosted by the machine learning street talk channel, talk about their research and you get a sense of where the field is headed, but the debates from this jeet's channel are usually mostly useless, (i like his other jeet counterpart--jaimungal--his videos are conceptually better), except for the one he had with the guy who was using ai to cure ageing, that was delightfully informative, you are usually drawn to his channel because of gossip-- you want to know what an ai startup established years ago is doing, or what a founder who had beef with another founder is working on, etc, then sure, tune in"}
+{"text":"Any ideas as to what may have transpired on the evolutionary timeline for women to end up like this?"}
+{"text":"I can respect a pants pisser, it happens-- those who go on in spite of their pissed trousers are kings. When I was younger I would start walking home from parties at the limit of my bladder; the need to piss meant I walked considerably faster, an hour walk could be completed in 30 minutes. However, one time it was below -30, and a white man over estimated his ability. PISSED MY PANTS SUBCONSCIOUSLY IN AN ALLEY, WALKED HOME IN MY BOXERS. RETURNED TO MY SHOWER LIKE A KING. I FEEL NO SHAME, ONLY POWER IN MY TRIUMPH. WOMEN SHOULD NOT PISS THEMSELVES THOUGH"}
+{"text":"Still nowhere near as bad as moids who have no problem shitting in their gaming chair because going to the bathroom interrupts their gaming session"}
+{"text":"Mental illness."}
+{"text":"not yet.. heh heh"}
+{"text":"Don't see her peeing and her reaction is unnatural so it's safe to assume it's fake and she's an onlyfans whore or is involved in some other fucked up community where pissing yourself in public is encouraged. Sorry no one told you before now but South Park isn't reality."}
+{"text":"Want to learn how a computer works Download pdf from libgen about physics of transistors LANGRANGE LANGRANGE EULER HAMILTON HAMILTONIAN LAGRANGE FOURIER XVADOKSKIBIDI JARGON MATH SYMBOL MATH SYMBOL LAGRANGUIAN HORSE COCK Can someone tell me how to learn the maths concepts of these nibbas quickly and all the squiggly maths symbols their equations represent? I didn't finish highschool maths"}
+{"text":"Uhh, do you know calculus? Do you know optimization? Do you know how to solve differential equations? Those are the prerequisites. In classical optimization, you want to find the point of a function such that the slope is zero. This gives you critical points where the function either has a minimum value, a maximum value, or a saddle point, idk. Point means 1, 2, 6, or some coordinate. In calculus of variations (Euler–Lagrange, Hamiltonian, optimal control, Pontryagin, blah blah blah), the same logic applies. You differentiate the functional and set it equal to zero. However, the resulting equation is a differential equation (which you learn how to solve at university). By solving this, you get a fucking function. So: Classical optimization result: Point Functional optimization result: Function, like f(x) = x^2 - x + 1 It gives you the best FUNCTION, not the best POINT."}
+{"text":"Want to learn how a car works Download pdf about laws of thermodynamics f-fossil fuel? Download pdf about geological processes but where does all the organic material comes from? Download Darwin's On the Origin of Species Download pdf about abiogensis Download pdf about Lambda-CDM model d-dark energy? Agh"}
+{"text":"I mean, start with the smaller fish; don’t try to eat the biggest fish, man. Or just apply to a university and let the information flow into your mind if you're too lazy. Start with calculus: derivatives, integrals Then continue with optimization problems. Then move on to differential equations and how to solve them, Then go to Euler–Lagrange bruh, wtf."}
+{"text":"I want to learn from the ground up from the silicon germanium chips, not just a surface level understanding of software but of the hardware"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you're running with a systems analysis brain. Are people that don't think like you and can't teach you these things. Can someone tell me how to learn the maths concepts of these nibbas quickly and all the squiggly maths symbols their equations represent? I didn't finish highschool maths No, drill down. get another book. Look them up. It will benefit you profoundly more than it ever would the two quoted people because you need to learn it because you are able to hold it as a system in your head, as well as others and look at and compare them. They cannot, and can't even see how it would connect. Stop thinking you're stupid because you're uneducated, retard."}
+{"text":"ITT: Discussion of math Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Stared at this for a bit, and I think I understand it. It's the usual digit-by-digit multiplication, but the numbers are forced into the shape of a triangle. 6x5 = 30, and that's in red at the bottom. 3x7= 21, and that's in red at the top."}
+{"text":"rubber band I drew a nice rubber band. You didn't."}
+{"text":"the [rubber] band is tight unlike in my picture"}
+{"text":"How hard is the math GRE? And what are the best mathematical physics texts? pic unrel"}
+{"text":"There are somethings in life that simply can't be explained by conventionally scientific thinking"}
+{"text":"Dont correct me you retarded fucking faggot, google what I said and fucking learn something."}
+{"text":"I live in a psych ward and schizophrenics speak my inner thoughts out loud"}
+{"text":"somethings"}
+{"text":"There are only 6 steps to the method, which one(s) are you having so much difficulty understanding?"}
+{"text":"That's what we call philosophy."}
+{"text":"I need a QRD, what’s the deal with longitudinal EM waves in Maxwell’s original quaternion equations and how does it link EM to gravity?"}
+{"text":"Hard Ae dropped They want the fake and gay answer though, you could tell them it's not even a wave and they would still try to classify it as one."}
+{"text":"Aharonov-Bohm efffect in electrons scalar and vector potentials are real, fields are just convenient fictions for the use of engineers"}
+{"text":"Nobody has any Idea what Scalar is. What we really need is some Anon to present a word salad trying to splain it to us?"}
+{"text":"Scalar = spare shit Sometimes theres extra shit"}
+{"text":"You can't have a scaler \"wave\" scaler is just a quantity that may go up or down wave requires some sort of directionality. everything electrical is some function of inductance or capacitance. the interesting effect comes from the capacitance. But this topic was suppressed and I mean really suppressed, textbooks rewritten research stations like RCA's ransacked and all equipment smashed. Motivated individuals who tried to explore it on their own time got harassed their hobby groups infiltrated and poisoned with nonsense grifters like Tom Beardon"}
+{"text":"Gimme all of your favorite outdated and/or crank theories about what really killed the dinosaurs. I know that before the Chixculub impact became popular that there were other theories, but I was born too late to hear about any except for the supervolcano theory. t. comic book writer"}
+{"text":"They evolved into intelligent shape shifting reptilians and rule the world secretly from their underground bases."}
+{"text":"The dinosaur civilization expanded its industries and exhausted natural resources, causing severe environmental imbalance. Attempts to solve these problems relied on increasingly extreme technological and governmental measures. When climate disruption followed, authorities deliberately altered atmospheric conditions to counteract warming. The resulting blockage of sunlight caused global cooling, ecological collapse, and the onset of an ice age. The society persisted in public optimism even as extinction became unavoidable."}
+{"text":"Dinosaurs x Snowpiercer"}
+{"text":"Who ever came up with the retarded idea to try to statistically model dynamic processes as linear equations?"}
+{"text":"Who ever came up with the retarded idea to try to statistically model dynamic processes as linear equations? Low IQ thread."}
+{"text":"this doesnt make any sense"}
+{"text":"Boudieu was a big offender. He really liked MCA and claimed it was much more that what it is."}
+{"text":"I think the dimensionality reducer pi theorem is gay as fuck"}
+{"text":"i am a brainlet but wouldn't this only work if you made factors for every possible subset of the given variables, thus exploding your problem complexity to an exponential degree and wiping out any gains in calculation efficiency? seems like if this was reliable at all even with proven correlations and a huge amount of empirical data... using it to predict the weather with a small sub-samble of weather data would be trivial. i think \"can it be used to accurately model and thus predict some part of the weather over even medium timescales\" should be the real litmus test for how useful stuff like this is in understanding complex systems. that dataset is continuously generated at high reliability and has a ton of advantages over most sociological data, so if your \"i don't want to admit this data is basically worthless for empirical mathematical study\" modeling trick can't do the weather it probably can't be more accurate about sociological systems with less and worse data."}
+{"text":"Is it neccesary to do all the exercises or do i just do a few of them per sub section?"}
+{"text":"I just did two more problems from abbott"}
+{"text":"That doesn’t make sense. Surely the instructor would need the solution manual even less by your logic."}
+{"text":"Did you manage it?"}
+{"text":"The chud FEARS Professor Dave"}
+{"text":"It amuses me how the first part appears to be a fair criticism of Dave's work, then the final sentence drops the act and just calls him a charlatan for \"misrepresenting scientific theories and reaching conclusions that the studies themselves won't make to fit the narrative he wants to push.\", which virtually describes 100% of politics channels on YouTube. If he is right and Dave did fuck up, I am not going to bail him out of that, but seeing that comment under Matt Walsh's video is a special flavor of irony."}
+{"text":"Never liked his instructional videos when I was a student because it seemed like his teaching style is oversimplified and catered more towards retard students. Now that he's doing more commentary sci-com videos, I just find him to be a cringe and morally preachy asshole. Reminds me of libtards and leftists who would scream at you for \"being problematic\" because you dare point out patterns and questioning mainstream thought because apparently it's a slippery slope to \"right-wing rhetoric\" (see his Sabine criticism video). Retards like this one always operate under their ideological worldview not so much based on objective facts."}
+{"text":"Archetype of the circumcised mentality."}
+{"text":"Retards like this one always operate under their ideological worldview not so much based on objective facts. Ironically, you're judging him based on a superficial comparison to \"libtards\" and his rhetoric instead of the facts that he presents, making you one of those \"retards\"."}
+{"text":"How does this u squared substitution get me the negative four term in this equation? I need to see it to visualize it."}
+{"text":"dr = 2*u*du (dr)^2 = 4*u^2*(du)^2 don't tell me physicists actually do this"}
+{"text":"problem? see  for the designated mathfag seething thread."}
+{"text":"dr = 2*u*du d^2r = 4*u^2*(du)^2 There. Happy?"}
+{"text":"i'm not happy until i see a tensor product"}
+{"text":"right"}
+{"text":"It's been 14 years since 4chan /sci/ posters solved a math open problem. Why has it been so long? What changed since 2011 that made 4chan users unable to solve math problems? We need to go back"}
+{"text":"Repeating 25 digit number in the Hundredths decimal place position, and repeating 27 digit number in the tens decimal place 3 3 7 7 0 1 4 4 7 8 1 2 5 5 8 9 2 3 5 7 9 0 3 4 . 8 . 1 6 5 0 9 3 2 7 6 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wave magical Polytope wand around....and......"}
+{"text":"And...there it is... Pure Unadulterated Mental Insanity A universe generation machine"}
+{"text":"i appreciate you sharing your schizophrenic breakdown with us, anon"}
+{"text":"calculations suggest that neurons are far more energy-efficient than they \"should\" be based on our current understanding of ion pumps. There is an ongoing search for hidden mechanisms that help neurons recycle energy or maintain gradients more efficiently than current models predict."}
+{"text":"Axiomatic Syzygy Theory of Everything"}
+{"text":"the world isn't ready for the truth that brains are hive minds of individually conscious amoeboid single cells and action potentials are just how they get each other's attention"}
+{"text":"neuron contribute to the organ in more than its individual output, emergent property is well observed phenomenon, but people misattribute it"}
+{"text":"That's interesting that repeatedly taking the power set of something resembles tetrating by 2's. But how can I generalize that into an interpretation of tetrating by e.g. 3's or 5's?"}
+{"text":"tetration sounds like a mathematican interacted with a chemist, couldn't recall that titrations were discussed, then assigned his wrong memory to his schizophrenic numerology"}
+{"text":"Instead of sets, you could use multisets with a limit on the number of times an element can occur."}
+{"text":"That's funny"}
+{"text":"can get an entire degree's worth of knowledge free online at your own pace What have you guys been studying in your spare time? A few years ago, I had a unique opportunity to follow a master's degree in AI engineering at JHU. Now, I'm about halfway through MIT's finance theory I for grad students. It's a total trip that this class was taking place in the midst of the 2008 financial crisis."}
+{"text":"I have begun poisoning information and data on websites I control and I know are being scraped."}
+{"text":"i'll check out the real analysis course i've been reading a graduate-level book on real analysis, which has been extremely enlightening, but it isn't addressing more nuts and bolts lower-level concepts that are good to know for practical applications"}
+{"text":"Well, the course explains exactly why I should invest in a combination of AAA bonds and each stock in proportion to its market cap. So, index funds aren't exactly a bad idea. However, where are you getting this nonsense about 10%? By taking this course, I am now equipped with the knowledge to decide that for myself."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"seconded"}
+{"text":"around 4 Trillion trees globally (50%). There were about 8T trees 5k years ago, today there are roughly 4T trees. I minored in Botany and yet only recently learned this fact using an LLM, was my education shit? How was such a crucial piece of data omitted from university studies?"}
+{"text":"True in a narrow sense: Under hot, high‑light, relatively dry conditions, C4 grasses are often more efficient at carbon fixation per unit light and water than C3 plants, including many trees. Misleading in the broad sense: That does not mean grasses are categorically bette than trees for carbon or oxygen globally, nor that C3 trees are inherently bad at carbon uptake. Trees dominate long‑term carbon storage because of how much biomass they build and how long they persist, not because their instantaneous photosynthetic pathway is the most efficient."}
+{"text":"4 trillion Bullshit that is absurd."}
+{"text":"Yale’s global tree‑density study in Nature estimated about 3 trillion trees on Earth today and roughly 46% fewer than before large‑scale human impact, which implies on the order of 5–6 trillion originaly and about 3 trillion already removed , not absurd."}
+{"text":"How was such a crucial piece of data omitted from university studies? because minored in Botany"}
+{"text":"Apologies for the basic question, but what are the Mathematical implications of Mesopotamia?"}
+{"text":"Lots of juicy products. Something the metric system lacks. Thank god for SI in science, but when it comes to practical pursuits, such as carpentry, I quickly revert to Mesopotamia."}
+{"text":"bump I'm curious too what the advantages are, and how do these compare to if you were to use it positionally and memorize a times table"}
+{"text":"that zero is not a number, division is a crutch, and exactness isn't equivalent to precision at iteration"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Have any of you ever worked through pic related? Do you have any other suggestions to study complex analysis from?"}
+{"text":"Not all complex analysis books are the same, i would go with one that has solutions like gamelin or lang."}
+{"text":"I went with Lang's complex analysis because it has a solutions manual on amazon."}
+{"text":"There are a few new ones coming out on amazon"}
+{"text":"Which ones?"}
+{"text":"Krantz is publishing a new one, also pic related"}
+{"text":"I won't be satisfied until it requires users to solve basic calculus problems, and input the answers using basic text elements, e.g. \"π\", not \"pi\". It doesn't matter if the given problem can easily be fed into Wolfram Alpha, in fact, I would welcome \"just plug this into Wolfram Alpha [link]\" as a hint. The point is that the willingness to do this particular task, to even feed the thing into the other thing (let alone understand what's actually going on) is a sufficiently high filter. And god help you if you forget to add your constant, your [math]+ C[/math]."}
+{"text":"why is (-0.999553201 + 0.029889754 i) = -0.999553201 + 0.029889754 i"}
+{"text":"Please tell me what my damage reduction is, I dont know because I didnt study beyond 1+1=n."}
+{"text":"Bcuz u touch urself"}
+{"text":"you are gay"}
+{"text":"Getting rid of the low effort posts won't bring the good ones back, it's years too late at this point."}
+{"text":"If you struggle with accepting this, you might be autistic. It's not even that complicated to understand, but if you don't trust your intuition, you're going to argue with this because it requires you to make an analogical step, you have to make a \"transfinite inductive step\" and see the recursion and just go \"oh, okay yeah, I see it converges on the limit\". The sum becomes the integral when the number of terms goes to infinity, the width of each term approaches zero, and the product of f(x)dx remains meaningful. That's it. It's really not asking you to make some huge mystical leap of the imagination. It's completely warrented and makes perfect sense."}
+{"text":"Lebsgue integral does not properly generalize (improper) Riemann integral."}
+{"text":"The easier stuff before diving in to integrals"}
+{"text":"This is a terrible definition. The sequence whose limit is being taken is ill-defined. There are pathological cases where the limit of the sequence depends on the choice of xi. The real definition of the Riemann integral does not use sequential limits, and it only exists for functions that are sufficiently well-behaved for the concept of an integral to make sense. Please read Baby Rudin or Tao's Analysis. This fundamental stuff is not to be skimmed-over willy-nilly without rigour."}
+{"text":"The pdf looks interesting"}
+{"text":"What are (((they))) hiding from us?"}
+{"text":"DON'T listen to him talk if you want to keep respecting him. He a low-test, high-pitched voiced mf."}
+{"text":"Is that the dude from the pinned Welcome thread?"}
+{"text":"yes, this is the father, also a theoretical physicist"}
+{"text":"There's a bunch of variation within the tribe. Some of them get murdered by their psychotic sons. Others look pretty normal, and ply their normal daily juwe trade. Still others are psychotic ginger haredi larvae. And throughout, there's allergies to the simplest things (bread), which may indicate a certain inbreeding."}
+{"text":"104 is an impressive lifespan still, but not *that* extreme. The \"secret\" isn't (((adrenochrome))) or hiding at all, it's all the random molecules that are making mice live longer you can find on PubMed. Yes NIH ITP has several but no they don't have an exhaustive list. t. (((knower)))"}
+{"text":"If the Wilson effect implies that the heritability of IQ increases with age because genetic potentials are increasingly expressed, and if this expression depends on environments that allow those potentials to manifest, doesn't that mean some individuals can effectively and consciously “raise” their IQ by removing environmental constraints that were suppressing their genetically influenced cognitive level? Or is the bar for removing these constraints so low that simply living in a first country and not some nigger shithole is enough?"}
+{"text":"I guess that if a family keeps training their children to be geniuses, making them read a lot and that happens for generations, maybe the intelligence of that family can grow something. Also marrying with equally intelligent people."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't individuals in a poor environment then realize they could remove the constraints? Otherwise they wouldn't all have a low IQ?"}
+{"text":"People in poor enviornments are coorelated with lower genotypic IQ, so even in a better enviornment they would still be low IQ. I'm talking specifically about people who have an extreme disparity in their cognitive limits and enviornment which would make up a minority of people"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Yes, but not like this. The only future that could ever have been exists now and has always existed."}
+{"text":"vocabulary fails miserably when trying to describe this situation or setup or whatever you want to call this ultimately we should probably all be speaking Chinese, a language that completely lacks any tense markers and I say this as someone who hates China and the Chinese"}
+{"text":"Eternalist Sabine and physicists have quite a child like mindset that they dont understand what they are implying or saying when they make grand statements"}
+{"text":"sabine used to look good for a 50 year old german woman with autism. she had a face that demanded to be nutted on. now shes just a granny with stupid science opinions. discarded!"}
+{"text":"as a woman you the permanent clown makeup to join the circus"}
+{"text":"Buy an ad. Return to monke."}
+{"text":"If I buy an ad I will lose money, since I am making none from this app."}
+{"text":"This is literally just Simon but Portuguese. What was the purpose of posting this?"}
+{"text":"wrong, that would be Simão"}
+{"text":"Evening anons. I was wondering whether there is any reason to believe that an increase in solar flares and associated geomagnetic fuckery might reasonably be linked to an increase in irritability and anger, or disrupt human emotional regulation in general. I figured this might be the best place to ask... current research shows a weak correlation found by soviet scientists but otherwise little association. If you have any significant articles, readings, blogs, or any information at all, I'd love to know."}
+{"text":"The real reason I made this thread is I saw a schizopost on /pol/ saying that the recent CME is gonna cause people to start acting wacky when the field snaps back and reverses over the next few days - I also noticed that I found myself unusually irritable and angry for no good reason starting this afternoon through to this evening, just as the recent X1.9 CME started to hit earth. I'm not a schizo so it's probably nothing but I got curious, hence this post."}
+{"text":"found myself unusually irritable and angry for no good reason starting this afternoon through to this evening reading /pol/ schitzos will do that. Hopefully someone knows a real answer. Tell the schitzos the storms themselves are harmless but what lurks within them is the real conspiracy."}
+{"text":"Strangely enough, this was the premise of a Science Fiction short-story published n the 1950s or 60s. It was only fiction but he made it plausible, citing history data tying together major wars and such to solar sunspot activity. It makes me wonder."}
+{"text":"1 curious mind. 2 think they heard it from pop culture, and 1 anecdotal shitzoposter. is this how you do /sci/? I never post here."}
+{"text":"Can they do anything? No Reason to believe they can? Low IQ and schizophrenia mostly, sometimes both judge on case by case basis. Geomagnetic storms do not carry enough power to influence humans in a significant way and what effects they may or may not have are dwarfed by electromagnetic effects human civilization. There may be secondary effects like how phases of moon can't actually impact humans physically but simply believing they can often does have a real effect. Similarly schizoing out at a solar storm can have a real and measurable impact on your health entirely independent of any storm actually even occurring, it does help that they can produce pretty impressive auroras which are interesting enough to be in the news cycle every time a powerful storm comes around. I'm sure soviet scientists can convince you that you a bear if they blast you with enough magnetism but I very much doubt the veracity of any such research not just because it's soviet science but because these sort of things are simply difficult to accurately research."}
+{"text":"the first journey to the moon since the apollo missions is happening in half a month. it won't land on the moon, but it will go extremely near it, only kilometers away its surface. also, this mission is artemis ii, they plan to land on the moon with artemis iii, so after this mission is over, landing on the moon is the next one"}
+{"text":"If a handful of college students started wearing bell bottoms and butterfly collars, I wouldn't give a shit. Why should I care that a some human ballast is doing a poor recreation of an event from the 1960s?"}
+{"text":"why does nobody care about moon landings in 2026? it's gonna happen with trump president you know this in the 60s attracted billions of people to their tvs"}
+{"text":"Because it's been done before"}
+{"text":"it's been done with all whites before. this time, a woman, a black man, and a canadian are on board"}
+{"text":"Thank God for Space X and Elon Musk or we would never be going back to the Moon at all. NASA should be disbanded and all their money and equipment and launch pads given to Elon, since he's such a gamer Chad super genius. kek"}
+{"text":"What's the closest thing we have today to something that can turn me into an autodidact with near photographic memory?"}
+{"text":"Look inward at your own potential instead."}
+{"text":"Start drawing"}
+{"text":"Adderall, Vyvanse, Ritalin, etc."}
+{"text":"OoooOooooOooooOoooooOoooo"}
+{"text":"You have to encode the diagnostic to test for and determine chirality at each nested layer. Kinda how DNA works (or exactly, lol)"}
+{"text":"Like what, an QuaternionOctionomiome? So theres Your Image, of a Model, but what Reality Aspects is that Model Image Modeling?"}
+{"text":"I stopped being attracted to foids when I found out that they fart and poo. Why didn't they evolve to get all their nutrients from water?"}
+{"text":"Because you touch yourself at night"}
+{"text":"There is no nutrient in water"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"truke, human beings (and everything else, furfags) are disgusting when it comes to poop and pee"}
+{"text":"why should they be attracted to you when you do the same thing? thinking about stupid things is pretty counter-intuitive, ya know?"}
+{"text":"Just how fake and gay is evolution?"}
+{"text":"Ask your google AI whether or not hands are vestigial"}
+{"text":"WHALESWITHLEGS"}
+{"text":"u stupid anus yes thats what you are a stupid anus lol squirting out stupid shit lol"}
+{"text":"These are just claims. You have no justification for this nonsense. Define what separates living things from non-living things. Meanwhile, still no defense on how a a single organism dying causes evolution of all organisms on the entire planet."}
+{"text":"Define what separates living things from non-living things Usually it’s defined by metabolism, reproduction, homeostatic regulation, etc. You could’ve just looked that up Meanwhile, still no defense on how a a single organism dying causes evolution of all organisms on the entire planet It’s been explained to you several times"}
+{"text":"Consider a target whose on-screen pos. is updated discretely at a fixed frame rate [math]\\mathcal{f}[/math] (i.e. occupies one fixed pos. per interval of length [math]1/f[/math], then instantly goes to next pos.). A player attempts to click target once upon visual detection. Click occurs after random reaction time [math]T_r[/math], modeled as a continuous random variable (e.g. Gaussian w/ mean [math]μ[/math] and variance [math]σ^2[/math].) A click is considered successful if it occurs during an interval in which the target occupies the intended pos. (while being next to the player). Clicking outside interval is allowed, and not penalized So, how does the probability of a successful click depend on the framerate [math]f[/math]? Specifically, is the success probability monotonic in [math]f[/math], and under which assumptions does lowering [math]f[/math] increase probability of success? You can assume no interpolation between pos. (step function) Assume reaction time independent of frame timing Assume player clicks once per detection attempt Idealize the hitbox as a point or fixed region"}
+{"text":"How does the mouse input work? Is it asynchronous? Is a hit registered at the beginning or the end of a frame? These factors change everything."}
+{"text":"In general, a good player will intuitively learn to compensate for his own reaction time and aim for where he predicts the target will be, not where it was when he registered it. If the frame rate is choppy, there will be gaps in the target's sweep along its trajectory, because it's staying in place and waiting for the next frame while the player feels it's supposed to be moving. If his prediction happens to land in a gap during that interval, he will have missed. The higher the frame rate, the better the coverage, the less chances of that happening."}
+{"text":"The character can only occupy one position on the screen so the probability stays the same."}
+{"text":"Get gud noob"}
+{"text":"This is way too sophisticated for a laggy piece of shit like BYOND. Just click on the enemy spaceman, Anon."}
+{"text":"/sci/ humor thread"}
+{"text":"nooo don't remind me of my racism"}
+{"text":"3"}
+{"text":"youre white and this is how you think all the time. its sad. I wont be engaging with you further"}
+{"text":"the mass of the flies displaces the air, which increases the gasses density and in turn weighs down (maybe equal to the mass of the flies) the scale"}
+{"text":"there's a whole new class of people who think you need to buy drugs to be \"thin\" they associate thinness with wealth they always look like a deflated balloon and lack muscle are just damaging their bodies even further they unironically think this is better than being fat unlike anorexia there is no pushback against this"}
+{"text":"Care to post some studies corroborating your frogposting?"}
+{"text":"literally every fatso to twink miracle that ends up looking like a big head somalian"}
+{"text":"social media consumption cannot be used as scientific evidence"}
+{"text":"frogposters are so far up their own ass in memes and trolling that they actually believe being fat is healthy now."}
+{"text":"They are genetically the most schizophrenic race(s) and supposedly have schizo-like behavioral traits. What might've made such a state beneficial for them?"}
+{"text":"at first I thought you made a mistake, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is an elaborate multi-layered implication about the relationship between negroes and those you avoided naming and specifically the woman pictured"}
+{"text":"at first I thought you made a mistake Are you referring to the parenthesized \"s\" after I said \"race\"? I only included that due to sub-saharan being a rather vague racial descriptor. and those you avoided naming I'm assuming you mean the Ashkenazim. I will admit that I have considered that this might be related to the seeming obsession they have with black people."}
+{"text":"I can tie it all together for you two. Ham and Canaan were cursed by Noah and God, and made their way south, into Africa. This is about as much info you'll get from the old testament, but you can imagine that some of their descendants were further cursed by God, and were exiled farther south, until you get someone who was so cursed that he had to cross the Sahara. These are the ancestors of modern blackoids."}
+{"text":"How do you become a logician?"}
+{"text":"Be really good at sucking cock. Know how to work it with the back of your tongue."}
+{"text":"Learn to program first, ideally in a language with a decent type system."}
+{"text":"think about it"}
+{"text":"You either become a mathematician and learn logic for a bunch of esoteric nonsense, or you become a philosopher and learn logic to make cringe arguments about trans and abortion"}
+{"text":"Is Methylene Blue good for the elderly? I take it and feel increased focus and decreased anxiety. My grandma is living in the house, and my parents are thinking she's gonna die. She's got a pacemaker and some bad digestion issues. Also, I believe in the power of the subconscious mind. Joseph Murray wrote about the power of the subconscious mind. And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. My mother has just told me then. My grandmother has been moved out of the emergency room. Because she's not getting better. They've set up a room in the dining room that is meant to be comfortable. It has some kind of oxygen machine. A nurse is supposed to supervise every other night. My mom has given me the understanding that we are just making her comfortable while we're waiting for her to die. I believe in the power of positive thinking. Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. Tell me what to tell her to say. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. Tell me how to do that, please."}
+{"text":"God dont exist lol"}
+{"text":"doesnt believe in God believes in hippy dippy mind over matter new aged horseshit instead stop breathing"}
+{"text":"I believe in the power of positive thinking. I'm positive she is going to die."}
+{"text":"Tell me how to get the nurse to tell her. She's getting better. she's not Tell me what to tell her to say. nothing you tell her will make her stay alive. Tell me how to tell her if you think she'll need convincing. nothing will work Tell me how to do that, please. accept that you grandma will die anon."}
+{"text":"And how a terminally ill person can be made healthy if they are told by an authority figure that they are getting better. wouldn't this be nice. it doesn't work though. you can't command someone to survive stage 4 cancer."}
+{"text":"Say we had the technology to manipulate objects at the nanolevel maybe using nanomachines or some other plot bullshit. How good could you make rocket engines, fuel, computers etc?"}
+{"text":"Byakugan > tactics; true under all physics invariance."}
+{"text":"Yeah, anon, if only we could produce transistors at the nano scale, we might make a space station one day."}
+{"text":"It's a building process to access time into universe. Like a high-dimensional puzzle to make the blocks of reality, like Einstein was saying."}
+{"text":"Counting each wrong guess is freakishly useful, some of these invariants feel extremely clever."}
+{"text":"Features in the trope graph"}
+{"text":"There's this automation game called Upload Labs that has the hack feature. -The hack is an attack with a base time of 1.00s. -The base damage doesn't matter, but let's asume it's 100 damage per hit. -Each time you level up, you get 1 point to put either on 10% increased Damage OR 4% increased Breach Speed. -The Damage or Speed stack addictively, meaning if I spend 5 points in Damage, I'll end up with: Formula: base_damage x (1 + bonus_dmg * points_spent): 100 x (1 + 0.1 * 5) = 150 Damage. Final DPS: 150 / 1 = 150 -And if I spend 5 points in Speed, I'll end up with: Formula: base_attack_speed / (1 + (bonus_speed * points_spent)): 1.00 / (1 + (0.04 * 5)) = 0.833s Breach Speed. Final DPS: 100 / 0.833 = 120 My questions are, how much points should spend on each bonus for optimial resulting DPS (damage per second)? If I have 50 points, how much of those should I spend on Bonus Damage, and how much on Bonus Speed? Is there a ratio I should follow, or just having a constant difference between the two bonuses (lets say, always 15 points more on Bonus Damage compared to bonus Speed)?"}
+{"text":"Is there a ratio I should follow Since both numbers have additive and linear scaling it means the optimal is always some mixture of points as the points don't scale off points in the same category but scale off the other category. If those are all the variables then it's just a simple comparison of the % points, you need the base damage to be 2.5x of the start (so 15 points) before investing into the breach speed makes sense and then it's just alternate after that keeping damage 15 points ahead. Provided that there are no further mechanics and there's no enemy HP that could be overkilled of course. If there's further mechanics the math may change and if there's enemy HP then keeping damage as some fraction of the enemy HP becomes more important."}
+{"text":"Right now your case isn't too hard to derive mathematically and you can just use a greedy algorithm in something like Google Sheets. ChatGPT is a spreadsheet wizard and can probably spit out a single arrayformula that does what you want. However, if the calculation becomes more convoluted with more factors and possible things to spend points on, from experience i can advise you to just write a program that goes over every possible combination to find the global maximum. Bruteforcing it like that saves a bunch of headache."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the explanation. There are enemy HP and a timer limit of 12 seconds which I have to breach the target before it runs out. I understand that the timing of the attacks is good here because it can be the difference between 1 extra attack before the timer runs out, but I'll just ignore this factor for now (so an attack that would happen at the 12.1s timing would be wasted, and a perfect timing of 12.0s on the last attack would be, well, perfect). Ty, I made a table on Google Sheets, but it's limited because I'd have to make a table for each \"amount of points available to be distributed\", so writing a program for that seems like a better idea, I'll give it a try. (also, I found out that the actual optimal distribution is 14.5 bonus points on Damage over Speed, but since the bonus points can't be a fraction, then either 14 or 15 above results in the same DPS) This is what it looks like with 50 points and 100 points distributed:"}
+{"text":"The formula I used on Google Sheets was: =(A1 * (1 + 0.1 * B1) / (1 / (1 + (0.04 * C1)))) A1 is the Base Damage row, B1 is amount of Bonus Points in Damage C1 is amount of Bonus Points in Speed"}
+{"text":"It depends mostly on how many attacks roughly it takes to finish the job if it matters at all (few and it matters a lot, many and it doesn't matter all that much) and if HP varies between enemies but if you are doing excel sheet it's pretty easy to take into account both the overkill and wasted recharge time by not counting raw DPS like you did there but instead count the amount of attacks you can fit into the 12 second and then just use that number (say 5 attacks) instead of the theoretical 5.2 attacks you could make by taking the floor of 12 / time per attack and then just using that for the DPS. You can also do the same trick with the enemy HP and instead of tracking DPS you can track kill time which counts the amount of attacks of given combo it takes to kill and then counts how long it takes to do to perform the attacks."}
+{"text":"blessed with insane intelligence wastes it all on a board game"}
+{"text":"Your assumption it's blitz exposes your bias and stupidity. It's rapid."}
+{"text":"You have such garbage taste in a game platform it's no wonder you would be so absolutely venomous. Do better. Chess dot com is ran by mouthbreathing retards who can't even figure out how 4 player chess actually works, and think positional checkmate still exists as a loss condition when other players would still be capable of removing the threat before the turn cycle completes a revolution. Protip, in multiplayer chess you actually have to capture the king because another player could interfere otherwise."}
+{"text":"Magnus is perceived to have a high level of intelligence and he's using it in a manner that doesn't interest OP. That's all OP's post was about. If Carlsen was writing super hero screen plays or creating a \"mindfulness\" app for Apple's latest product, OP would see that as a worthy use of Carlsen's intellect."}
+{"text":"People better than you at chess endorse chess com. Keep seething. You will never be intelligent, regardless of your chess elo."}
+{"text":"people with sponsors endorse cheese cum because of money cheese cum admins came out hard against Hans after cucksen accused him of cheating OTB baselessly, and by pure coincidence gagnus had recently signed a multi million dollar contract with the site for an educational program with his name on it FIDE itself exonerated Hans cheese cum is trying to usurp FIDE as the organizing power in chess world not because the site is good licheß ftw"}
+{"text":"Why does the sea create waves? There's multiple shores around the world and waves are crashing on the beaches. So all of the water is moving, but lakes are still, even if they're big. Some people will maybe even say the moon has a pull on the water, but then why not on massive lakes? Is it all the fish swimming that makes the waves? (Not bait, genuinely don't know)"}
+{"text":"I guess it doesn't always move, you could have still water. Would it depend on the weather?"}
+{"text":"Wind makes waves Moon makes tides that scale with the size of the water body and local geography, lakes don't really have tides because they are so small oceans have them because they are big. Please delete this thread."}
+{"text":"Why does the sea create waves? the sea doesn't create waves. wind and seismic actions create waves. seismic waves are rare."}
+{"text":"The sun and the moon, unironically"}
+{"text":"So, what is the verdict on race? Does race actually exist in differences between \"clusters\" in any meaningful way? Is race a good basis for forming modern society? Do you believe one race is better? Or that each race has advantages and/or disadvantages compared to other races?"}
+{"text":"good luck to it anyway, though, i guess 1664464461029160.png (30 KB, 200x200)"}
+{"text":"So, what is the verdict on x this is how you can tell this is a troll thread."}
+{"text":"Political ideology is not science"}
+{"text":"Right? Race isn't real and we're all the same. Anything else is political and unscientific."}
+{"text":"Differences exist in skin color and facial structure and its even more local than that, you can have multiple different types of white facial structure within even a single country and all countries have different regional variety of their own local people. I'm not even talking about Hapas vs White, I'm talking even in the England, you have Celts and Anglos-Saxons regional differences. This type of facial structure differences has in theory been used to justify differences in \"race\" even in the same \"racial\" group. You also have something similar with China where there's northern Chinese v southern Chinese facial structures. And the longer the differents parts of the country or regional was influenced from different parts the bigger their differences get. So race as a white v black v asians v latin v hapas v etc exists in general sense, but its general heuristics"}
+{"text":"Is there any scientific research on female hypergamy by well known institutions?"}
+{"text":"women are more attracted to status than genes in comparison to men, and are often willing to trade looks (a heuristic for genes) for higher social status. Also put in consideration the fatherly parental care, which is although of lower cost than that of mothers but is still very costly."}
+{"text":"by well known institutions appeal to authority. okcupid published their data 10+ years ago, don't know why this isn't good enough for you. there's no incentive for an institution to research this, it's a political topic. paternity tests in france are illegal because they destroy families, this isn't about science."}
+{"text":"Physiologically, it is difficult for women to reproduce. Are you female and have had kids? if not, how would you know what you are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Retard. When it comes to matters of evolutionary psychology, you must look at it from the POV of a female 10,000 years ago. Females are the vulnerable sex. They have to incubate a baby and for 9 months they can only use a fraction of their strength (which is already weaker than men to begin with). Men can get a thousand females pregnant and father hundreds per year without much investment at all, but females can only birth once per year. That makes sperm cheap and it makes females picky about their mates. Men must spread their seed as wide a net as possible to ensure their paternity and women must pick the best mates. It's fucking common sense and you'd have to be intuitively retarded not to see it."}
+{"text":"So that would be a \"no\"."}
+{"text":"Science has its origins in Catholicism, the university was invented to indoctrinate young people into religious nonsense of the catholic church. Nothing has changed you enter university you are bombarded with scams and tricks like the professors indoctrinating you into absurd theories and simply demanding you repeat them without understanding them. You get this bullshit fed by scams(weasel word) like They discovered It was proven He discovered Of course the logic is absurd and crazy and impossible to follow by anyone. This is why science like religion is based on authority of the great prophets/doctors of the catholic church Einstein says Newton says Stephen Hawking says This is also why these retards have religious shit fests and can not agree on anything this is why the great messiah Einstein to his death denounced quantum physics as fake.You try to explain that one! Science is a popularity contest and war between opposing made up theological camps like in the catholic church. Literally nothing in science is real and all of it is made up. Watch out for the \"le experiment scam\" because a science experiment can turn out to be nothing more then a thought experiment AKA Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"engineers are scientists Fun fact real life engineers disagree with you. NOOO All my Neil deGrasse Tyson science promoting! You are a clown."}
+{"text":"None of Newton's or Einstein's crap models are true. All models are wrong. Every model of physics stems either from the principle of least action or from second-order differential equations constructed through heuristic interpretation of observations. Science is a shitty concept itself. They should teach physics as a tool of functional optimization that maximizes or minimizes an objective functional. The need to do experiments shows that models are justified if and only if they match measurements, which inherently admits that all models of physics rely on accuracy. If they were absolutely true, they would not be required to match any measurement, as they would be justified by themselves. That’s all physics is."}
+{"text":"The need to do experiments shows that models are justified if and only if they match measurements, which inherently admits that all models of physics rely on accuracy. If they were absolutely true, they would not be required to match any measurement, as they would be justified by themselves. And?"}
+{"text":"You can suck my cock if you want."}
+{"text":"My theories bring the schizos to the yard. However! Ignoring that schizo. Here is a fact all the equations of science are pure crap and nonsense. They literally look like a toddler doodled them. Also based on nothing and predict almost nothing. Newton is the king of The more speedy a thing is or the more heavy it is the more difficult it is to stop! Yea no shit. Can this be used to predict anything? NOPE! b-b-b-b-b- Please show the equation that ignores surface conditions and makes valid predictions. IT IS ALL GARBAGE. The real thing is far more complicated then retards A = B+C2 or A = (B +C)/2 NOOO muh planets and shit 3 body problem says hello these retards are useless."}
+{"text":"And they say we don't live in a simulation yet Easter eggs are everywhere that days we do."}
+{"text":"Broaden your perspective By which you mean: broaden your definition of simulation to the point of meaninglessness but please do retain the nihilist tranny connotations reality is heckin' not real, ok?"}
+{"text":"they don’t look like this in reality. they freeze and metallize these amoebas which warps their actual shape"}
+{"text":"Thus revealing their true face, satan"}
+{"text":"lets see how your face looks like when we do the same to you christ cuck"}
+{"text":"The official term is \"artifact of the simulation\". pasted from Google In simulation theory, a \"simulation artifact\" is a glitch, limit, or pattern in our perceived reality that hints at its artificial, computational nature, like the universe's speed of light being a processing limit, the cosmic microwave background's \"pixels\" showing a grid, or quantum effects suggesting lazy rendering, essentially leftover code or constraints from the underlying supercomputer running our universe. Key examples of potential artifacts: Speed of Light (c): Could be the maximum data transfer rate of the simulation's hardware, a built-in constraint like in a video game engine. Planck Scale Discretization: If reality is a simulation, space-time might be pixelated at the smallest level (Planck length), like zooming into a digital image. Quantum Mechanics (Observer Effect): Particles only having definite states when observed mirrors video game techniques of \"rendering\" only what the player sees to save resources. Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB): Some suggest patterns in the CMB could be a grid or texture map of the simulation's underlying structure. Fermions/Bosons: The fundamental nature of particles and forces might be simpler code than truly fundamental laws, notes the Science Forum. Fine-Tuning of Constants: The precise values of physical constants (gravity, Planck's constant) might be adjustable parameters set by the simulators. What they signify: System Limits: Analogous to glitches or boundaries (like an invisible wall) in a game, these suggest constraints imposed by the simulator's computational power. Code/Rules: Mathematical laws of physics could be the underlying code of the program. Resource Management: Phenomena like quantum uncertainty could be efficient ways to manage processing power."}
+{"text":"ban ammonia systems in the west because of this china today has them at 3x the amount that existed in the 90’s What was / is really going on with this ozone hole that is conveniently above the only place on the planet 99.9999999% of humans never visit?"}
+{"text":"China reopened it. They couldn’t care less about environmentalism and climate change. It’s all about beating our dear nation AMERICA no matter the cost."}
+{"text":"china reopened it it is still on track to fully recover later this century so which is it"}
+{"text":"Ozone is a special o3 state that only exist in a very special temperature, it is lattice and red, red oxygen crystal basicall"}
+{"text":"blue*"}
+{"text":"When considering the existence of the universe, don't the laws of causality disprove the primacy of logic, that the universe is indeed - at its root -supernatural?"}
+{"text":"Take your meds, you schizophrenic freak"}
+{"text":"cause and effect meaningless world salad cope harder brainlet, the words are interchangable, its just semantics, by logic and alone you can infer a begining that defies casaulity so that is what i mean by supra natural, beyond nature"}
+{"text":"I don't think he knows what supernatural means anon, you're not going to get through to him"}
+{"text":"it doesn't supersede logic/nature because it invalidates it and everything derived from it, leaving only a paradox"}
+{"text":"supra But this is the first time that has appeared, and its still not above nature, it is below nature, so its not supra natural, its infra natural, its not beyond nature, its the underlying support structure of nature."}
+{"text":"The Oldest living person, how long will she live?!"}
+{"text":"Well she is wearing a nice \"hot pink\" shirt."}
+{"text":"She looks good for her age. ive seen worse looking old people younger than her."}
+{"text":"50 more years"}
+{"text":"what do you do?"}
+{"text":"Sit here."}
+{"text":"Scientifically speaking, is it possible for souls to exist?"}
+{"text":"Proof? So many people have died, why havent we confirmed any sighting of a soul or a ghost?"}
+{"text":"it is a matter of fact, it's the information about your material structure at any point in time. soul is information, that's my take on what I think some people mean by \"muh soul\""}
+{"text":"Can you provide an argument? Im all for souls and afterlife and whatnot but theres no reason to believe they exist"}
+{"text":"words like \"soul\" and \"body\" are just ideas we use to rationalize perceptual phenomena, which include not only the carnal senses but the intellect and transcendent spiritual experiences too"}
+{"text":"Is it an evolved thing? Reflexive biology? What is the point of it?"}
+{"text":"you write like you're describing your most recent murder victim"}
+{"text":"Nanking and the Korean comfort women never happened, Chang."}
+{"text":"simple as cats do the same, it results in Bruegel-tier violent and depraved rape orgies"}
+{"text":"Why do you yelp when I shoot you in the foot?"}
+{"text":"Your mother's birth screams do not count anon."}
+{"text":"When are we gonna be able to fix ourselves through printing genetic material into our bodies so we can cure any ailment without mystery drugs"}
+{"text":"You sound like an Evolutionary hazard."}
+{"text":"The technology will exist but won't be available to the useless masses."}
+{"text":"When AGI develops such tech. Every technology trickles down after some time."}
+{"text":"@grok: What will the state of technology be like in 2045? *C3PO sounds* Just how feasible is any of this?"}
+{"text":"2 words, hallucination and drift t. knower"}
+{"text":"AI & Computing Still sceptical on the brain-machine interface. Depends on the approach. Robotics Very feasible. Biotech If you replace \"nanomachines, son!\" with modified immune cells derived from patient progenitor cells ... feasible. Why build a tiny robot when you can reprogram mobile body cells for tasks? Energy & Infra Optimist on the fusion. Solar if space manufacturing. Define \"smart city\" but machine integration will be extensive. Society Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The human civilization, as it exists in its current state, doesn't have more than around decade left."}
+{"text":"watch our nrulinks will hallucinate ideas"}
+{"text":"Solar, maybe. AI \"governance\", somewhat, but not really. The rest, no."}
+{"text":"I believe autism is just another step on the evolutionary ladder. Theyre the next level humans. Prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Autism has a U-shaped bell curve with higher numbers on both sides Bimodal distribution usually implies that we're talking about two different conditions. And either way, it's extremely unlikely that the same underlying condition would cause IQ to go both up and down."}
+{"text":"5. The \"autism is a superpower\" bullshit."}
+{"text":"You are correct"}
+{"text":"bots."}
+{"text":"high functioning autism you can hide, maybe. I am quirky meme autism, no, it's result of brain damage"}
+{"text":"Is Nofap really just pure placebo or is that just a narrative pushed by the gooners? Surely resisting the urge to do any sort of highly addictive activity will improve your executive function and impulse control at the very least?"}
+{"text":"it's ultimately anti sex and therefore anti natalism so it's not just an internet meme, it's being shilled by destructive forces. there's only been one study that showed testosterone plateaus after a week of no ejaculation. you're also not a vegetarian are you? do you deny all your passions and desires? are you an ascetic? and you're also not a monk right? btw those stories about monks are also just stories, you don't know if there really are men that completely abstain from sex/ejaculation, and those men might just be self selected because they're extremely low t or unhealthy or asexual to begin with. if you go long enough without ejaculation you're just going to end up having wet dreams so what exactly is the point? all that being said, you also shouldn't be a gooner either. and this entire discussion couldn't exist 100 years ago because every man got married young and had a women to have sex with whenever he wanted. the only reason this is even a discussion is because of the sexual liberation of women and women taking contraceptives so a majority of men don't have access to sex. if you're a healthy man, you're going to want sex everyday so modern men have a problem without a solution."}
+{"text":"If you can't just stop fapping, then you are addicted. Or at least subhuman beast who can't control his impulses. Which is bad."}
+{"text":"I'm on a generational no fap streak, I wouldn't say it gives you superpowers but mentally it's really good not watching porn. Also I have more energy, that's about it. I can also lift a car and want to sprint all the time. I think not watching porn improved my short term memory but idk maybe i'm just imagining. THIS, so much this. Or even better - when hooking up with girls who have no idea what's CUMming their way - or on their face rather."}
+{"text":"i cant go a day without gooning prob max 2"}
+{"text":"I usually fap periodically, every five days not in response to some immediate need. Whatever need I have in between i just defer it to that. I don't think this means i have an addiction."}
+{"text":"Are you a Convex Optimization appreciator? Do you know people who work in this field or regularly use its tools? What's hotter? Have you learned the KKT conditions and used them since you learned them?"}
+{"text":"ML, signal processing, optimizer, very common"}
+{"text":"Is there literally any experimental data to back this up?"}
+{"text":"That’s wrong, you dope."}
+{"text":"No, data is the plural form of datum so it requires the corresponding plural form of the verb."}
+{"text":"free will exists, but reality rewrites itself so it seems deterministic. god must have a nice sense of humor"}
+{"text":"BEGONE HERETIC! MAY EVERY OGDAODTIC CORNER OF TIME'S TRUE FORM RESONATELY SUNDER YOUR IMPURE ELBOWS UPON THE ZENNITH OF EACH REVOLUTION!"}
+{"text":"How would male virgins benefit from this new theory of time?"}
+{"text":"be me open calc 1 book unable to solve mere limits Should I kms?"}
+{"text":"What about if my non-verbal memory IQ is 123 and spatial IQ is 120"}
+{"text":"calc 1 Its literally just algebra and power rules."}
+{"text":"Just use L’Hopital it works 90% of the time."}
+{"text":"False. Even in my third world university I had to understand math to be an engineer. Mathematical analysis 1 and 2 discrete math, numerical models, statistics, physics, chemistry, etc."}
+{"text":"Lol, I've met enough professionals to know engineers don't know math. Yeah the titles are hardcore. Do you really think they teach the same thing as the stuff in good uni? Didn't you see your classmates struggled and barely passed these courses? How many actually understands things and retain something from those courses? Come on, don't be delusional. If education in your 3rd-world country is any good, it wouldn't be a 3rd-world any more."}
+{"text":"Only geniuses play this game?Or is it just another game?"}
+{"text":"it's fun, but I wouldn't want to waste my life on it. I don't know if I would rather be magnus or a nobody professor. Magnus, you are one of the greats. Nobody professor, idk, hope I influence some grad student to actually do something great."}
+{"text":"Why are dimwits pathologically obsessed with what intelligent people do? Trying to become Magnus Carlsen won't save your IQ score."}
+{"text":"tfw no grandmaster vtuber"}
+{"text":"This is how it ended. Space u took the boy and synthesized a girl for him. Then synthesized the boy too. The girl wasn't accepted and they only relunctly took the boy. Now you know of sex. They didn't want either but the boy was good with his scapel. Female> male > female"}
+{"text":"chess is for try hard brainlet retards. fischer random is for true intellectuals"}
+{"text":"Are there any studies on hybrids and life expectancy? lifespan should reflect a lot of different complex gene interactions and has a definite endpoint."}
+{"text":"Based fertility poster, though you can get your nutrients from natural sources and not supplements. Create White Children."}
+{"text":"Where you guys are gettings your articles now? Telegram bots, STC or scinet?"}
+{"text":"How many more articles does Sci-net has compare to Sci-hub?"}
+{"text":"No idea there's telegram bots like Nexus where you can get new journal articles with doi link. Anything added to sci-net is supposed to make it's way to sci hub archive"}
+{"text":"ArvX."}
+{"text":"I don't know why but I've seen American copyright cases go through jeet courts lately. Which reminds me Disney wanted to take down Nyaa and went through jeet courts but years later Nyaa is still up and running. I'm not worried at all. The jeets will fuck this up somehow. I don't know what the jew's strategy of using jeet justice as a pawn is meant to achieve."}
+{"text":"Seeing this everywhere: 15yo “earns PhD in quantum physics” and now wants to build AI “super-humans”. Tried to find actual papers and mostly get interviews. Almost no arXiv trail, very little independent citation, and the AI/biology pivot sounds like press buzzwords more than research. Anyone know who his advisor was, what lab this came from, or where the non-media papers are? Feels weird how big the coverage is vs how little technical detail exists."}
+{"text":"Why do you need to publish papers? What do you get out of it? A circle jerk? Masturbating in public is gross."}
+{"text":"Articles said some Dutch university refused his request to be a remote student and audit courses for a grade so he went to Antwerp U instead. Some fuckery is happening I don't know how Yuropoor schools work but typically any grad has mandatory courses then an oral test done in public to see where they stand on understanding the material and I doubt this kid did that though he did pass his dissertation defense"}
+{"text":"Is this guy truly le genius? What if we rounded up 50 semi intelligent 10 yo kids and sat them beside a personal professor who worked with them through vector calc, quantum mechanics, and general relativity/differential geom from a typical university syllabus so they can pass exams. How many of those kids would end up with a BSc by age 13?"}
+{"text":"All child prodigies are scams"}
+{"text":"Must be some Make-A-Wish PhD"}
+{"text":"thruth nuke"}
+{"text":"seething mathfags lmao"}
+{"text":"two times two is not four, we just call it four What? So does Mr. Fence Rider With Too Many Names think two time two is four or not?"}
+{"text":"You just know that today's Von Goethe would be championing men who cut off their cocks as women because muh identity."}
+{"text":"I agree this also actually improves /sci/ trying to make people read."}
+{"text":"Based. Seething stemcels ITT."}
+{"text":"Opinion on this. Is it a good start into learning math?"}
+{"text":"It has solutions to half the problems, im going through it right now, i alrdy have finished the linear algebra portion of the text and 3/9 portions of the single variable calculus, it is doable."}
+{"text":"It’s overrated but not a bad book at all. My only caveat is that the intuitive geometry section in particular is not done well."}
+{"text":"AOPS Prealgebra > AOPS Introduction to Algebra > AOPS Intermediate Algebra > Hammack’s Book of Proof > Paul Zeitz’s The Art and Craft of Problem Solving"}
+{"text":"It's as basic as any other textbook can be"}
+{"text":"real university-level math, i.e. proof-based calculus and linear algebra. I thought it was called BASIC Mathematics? Fucking academia fart sniffers."}
+{"text":"Any fun stuff to learn while being blind? I like long podcasts... Examples of nice taste podcasts?"}
+{"text":"I remember you made this thread not a while ago. Were the answers given there not sufficient?"}
+{"text":"He couldn't read them"}
+{"text":"Examples of nice taste podcasts Seriously what the fuck is this? Are you also illiterate?"}
+{"text":"OP you may as well go into quantum mechanics. The study of objects so small they can't be seen by humans anyway. Maybe he couldn't find the right term for not wanting surface level popsci verbal diarrhea for tiktok brains."}
+{"text":"Then go find some actual scholar's report No. A claim was made in  and the onus is on that poster to back up the claim."}
+{"text":"Idiocracy is a timeline where mass immigration never happened."}
+{"text":"the movie talks about bad nutrition, specifically, substituting mineral water with sports drinks"}
+{"text":"And when you really break down the proteomics of it unironically, shit like HFCS is literally turning people derpy. Picrel. Yet you can also look at ingredients like ginseng or iodine that are doing the opposite."}
+{"text":"get outdone by a 50 year old I guess they were smarter, get better kid"}
+{"text":"So, recently I found about Proof assitants. I'm digging the rabbit hole about proof assistants. What's the catch of languages like Lean or Prolog? It is possible to write a program to verify math proofs with Prolog? would such program would be flawless? Can mathematical proofs be done without AI?"}
+{"text":"Lean is pushed by autists, and the whole interactive theorem proving research has not lead to anything worthwhile except that the fields that adopted it, like programming language theory, have grinded to a halt when it comes to coming up with new ideas and concepts, and utterly fail to innovate. Every advance in PL paradigms or changes in programming practice in the last years (smart contracts, code assistants, gradual types, rust) came from outside of the community. Prolog is fine and essentially a programmable horn clause solver, it's useful for knowledge representation."}
+{"text":"It is possible to write a program to verify math proofs with Prolog? write a program i wonder what DOOM proves..."}
+{"text":"be me physics major add math major to it cause why not computational courses like calc, ODE, lin alg etc are fun take my first \"real\" math course, real analysis math is no longer about solving equations or doing puzzles math is now about doing totally abstracted logical wankery writing proofs about sets but never solving problems generally what the fuck is the point of this shit? how is this at all useful to anyone? I thought I liked math but I dont, this shit is beyond retarded. I was told by other profs that my teacher is a topologist and taught RA from that perspective which allegedly makes it a lot more confusing for newbies, but damn. I have no fucking clue how I even passed, proof by contradiction carried me through the entire thing. I feel like I learned almost nothing and my other classmates feel the same. is math going to get fun again or should I just give up and stick to physics"}
+{"text":"i forgot to say throw out everything but the constant and linear term"}
+{"text":"Sometimes you can seek the quadratic and cubic terms too!"}
+{"text":"truth. analysis is to calculus what set theory is to arithmetic, it's a formalism and creates rigor to some of the terms, but it's still a formalism. mathematical physics is concerned with things that are the opposite direction of this formalism, instead of worrying about when limits and integration may fail for certain functions, it's concerned with using limits, derivatives, and integration as building blocks to describe reality, so you end with things like the heat equation, wave equation, laplace equation, navier stokes equations."}
+{"text":"See:"}
+{"text":"This. Start with picrel."}
+{"text":"I find that IQ is not a reliable predictor for whether someone is capable of having an intelligent discussion. That's more of a learnt thing. IQ tests may measure learning capacity, but that means fuckall for someone who rarely puts it in use. One issue I've seen a lot is that people with high IQ rely too much on their intuition. This usually results in standardizing a cognitive pipeline that relies on as little information as possible."}
+{"text":"i got my popcorn"}
+{"text":"looks like it to test me specifically"}
+{"text":"He wrote it so he could be confident in his opinion, while still giving you the chance to prove yourself, and he wrote it for a person like me who can agree with him. You responded pathetically by not even reading his post, and he has done an absolutely marvelous job by not replying to you."}
+{"text":"LOL Way to sum yourself up, dude. The other anon is articulate and polite; meanwhile you have little flakes of spittle all down the front of your fat hairy belly. I fear you have an angry hemorrhoid where your brain's supposed to be."}
+{"text":"IQ is a predictor for a person's ability to recognize patterns quickly. Only thing I'd say IQ is useful for is in STEM and other academics to learn quickly. But someone with average IQ could eventually learn the same material and surpass a person with Higher IQ and lower interest in the subject Also different aspects of the human brain. Long term and short term memory cant be tested with a normal IQ test"}
+{"text":"The current state of science and technology is making me suicidal. I’m a mathematics BSc who was trying to pivot into CS and it seems like there’s literally no way for me to have a successful career. Ideas and problems I was working on have become outdated before I could make any real progress in only a year. And now retards are solving open problems in mathematics too. So, has anyone bothered to make a serious analysis of where all of this is leading to? I need to either confirm my fears and establish a plan of action or get some reassurance."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I agree with you. It wasn’t the best choice of words."}
+{"text":"you couldn't make it in academia"}
+{"text":"i'm in academia anon; 95% of the time it sucks massive balls - i'm overworked, underpaid, stressed as fuck, and my job has basically become my entire identity as a person. if it weren't for that 5% that's genuinely rewarding i would've walked away years ago. making it in academia isn't as big of an accomplishment as you're making it out to be."}
+{"text":"making me suicidal Don't. Quantum immortality means that you will just end up seriously injuring yourself. Ultimately there is no escape. You are doomed to an eternity of existence, 99.9999999999999999% of which will be torture. You are currently in the fleeting and blissful pre-torture period."}
+{"text":"No academic would describe their job as programming. Programming is just some background task used as a means to an end and they would not just saying they are do programming as a job any more than they would say they are do measuring as a job."}
+{"text":"What if there are several temporal dimensions and not just one time, and they act due forces we haven't found yet so causality as we experience might be reversal and those temporal dimensions act like a rollercoaster but you'll need to get in control over the forces that makes you either go up and down and thats why some sort of time travel as we imagine isn't possible but we could still influence the past and change the future if we would know how to ride the rollercoaster"}
+{"text":"theres different ways to change something occurring at the same time wooooow im so glad you made this thread to tell us this OP"}
+{"text":"different ways to change something occurring at the same time Orientability. At higher temporal D's this is how things are measured, as theyre still in the same physical space as everything else."}
+{"text":"Explain to me how there are 11 dimensions."}
+{"text":"I mapped and filled the universe with 10. Doubel that=\"ZOMG MULTIVERSE\" which is a giant cope for Physicists who want to play with equations without being held to reality. A \"Pure Physics\" researcher where anything can be anything, even a nothing!"}
+{"text":"why does black make you slim?"}
+{"text":"AIDS"}
+{"text":"hes probably going through mad autophagy good for him anti aging done right"}
+{"text":"So why are american blacks so fat? There’s also a lot of curvaceous blacks naturally"}
+{"text":"I think OP was asking about black clothing. Have you illiterate tards never heard that saying before? Picrel is only mildly related. Anyway it's obviously because fewer photons bounce off you o algo."}
+{"text":"Heartbreaking. If /sci/ence isn't solving this, shame on you, I don't want you."}
+{"text":"I'm practically unemployed and I have too much time to waste. As a student (master of psychology) I always wanted to become a scientist but my research projects didn't really work out for various reasons. Now I'm thinking about giving it another go but unfortunately I'm not longer at a university and I'm too embarassed to ask my alma mater for lab access or other tools (like access to students for my research purposes or stats analysis software). Basically I have a research subject and I think it good be done as online surveys. But I'd have to find people online. (faecbook groups etc.) I did it for my masters thesis but I imagine writing for an actual peer reviewed publisher would have higher requirements. So: Are samples collected like that good enough? (It's social psychology if that matters) Am I going to be looked at disfavorably when I'm not associated with any university?"}
+{"text":"If Im not competent in a field to know when I am wrong then I can shamelessly behave like I am not. Brilliant move, the only guaranteed winning move is to ignore the rules and claim victory no matter what."}
+{"text":"Holy seethe Can’t believe you’re still here after so many years"}
+{"text":"Holy Yes. seeth Why are you LARPing as a Psychologist on a science dicussion forum?! If Im not competent in a field to know when I am wrong then I can shamelessly behave like I am not. Ah, right, another (((Professor Dave))) polluting the world with egoism and delusion."}
+{"text":"Can’t believe I know, you dont even believe in reality... ...but that reply isnt for you, dumbass...its for lurkers so they can see what you are, why youre doing it, and how to spot it in others (or themselves). It called \"Clinic Hours\". go talk to homeless schizophreics and drug addicts, provide therapy for free [tips crown]"}
+{"text":"still here ...might as well remind (You). Whats \"here\"?"}
+{"text":"Where does color originate from /sci/? If the elements, and atoms themselves have distinct color spectrum, where does color originate from? Do atoms manufacture color or does color manufacture atoms?"}
+{"text":"You CAN solve a Rubiks cube, right, anon?"}
+{"text":"4/3 net of color cube resolution: 3"}
+{"text":"Had one when I was like 3, 4, and got it so one color in the top left corner was the only step left. It was a rummage sale item so some stickers were missing or may have been rearranged, if that even matters. But all the colors on all sides marched up, so I figure the missing stickers also matched up. Haven't touched one since."}
+{"text":"this is peak midwit middle schooler shit that i never understood and my FSIQ is 114 according to the wonderlic after 3rd try of practicing such questions raw is 108 with no prior knowledge of answering word problems or solving analogies off the top of my head. my brother can solve them i can solve 1 side its a midwit trinity of retardation it doesnt prove jack delly shit its a cope to look intelligent thats why all the loos and chinks do it because they wanna be smart or white lol"}
+{"text":"Of course, it's just one out of 43.2 quintillion possible moves. Piece of cake...right?"}
+{"text":"This thread confirmed to me that /sci/ is full of fucking retards. Holy shit."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a simple proof of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus (FTC)? Most explanations I have watched make a logical jump from Riemann sums to the integral notation. A Riemann sum only provides an approximation through summation, while integration applies the antiderivative evaluated at the final point minus the antiderivative at the initial point. Many students do not realize that they do not understand this and simply move on. When I find explanations that are a bit more detailed, they often use the Mean Value Theorem (MVT), and some combine the MVT with telescoping sums or series. Even in these cases, each video seems to present a different and confusing approach."}
+{"text":"What video is that?"}
+{"text":"Apparently it's the inverse of a limit."}
+{"text":"Plug Riemman sum limit definition of integral into limit definition of derivative Get back original function Plug in reverse order Get back original function up to arbitrary constant It's not hard to do. Try it out on paper."}
+{"text":"Fundamental Theorem of Calculus doubt Just compare with pic related to convince yourself that it's wrong."}
+{"text":"well, depending on the metric, pi IS 4"}
+{"text":"When people talk about the \"ice age\", which ice age are they referring to? The Quarternary glaciation that began over 2 million years ago and is still ongoing? The Late Cenozoic ice age that began over 30 million years ago and is also still ongoing? I used to think that the last ice age began immediately after the KT extinction asteroid impact event, but recently learned that the impact winter was actually very brief compared to Earth's regular ice ages and that the last ice age began about 30 million years after the extinction event; also, that we're still in that same ice age and that the Earth has had far worse to the extent that it once resembled Hoth over 2 billion years ago. And that yet one last ice age is expected to occur after the current one several hundred million years in the future just before runaway greenhouse begins due to the Sun's increased luminousity."}
+{"text":"If this is how you are in real life I doubt very many people would be willing to talk to you about ice age."}
+{"text":"Dude, I barely talk to anyone other than my mother. I probably speak less than a hundred words per month to people not my mother, and only when necessary. I don't make small talk; I just head straight to the point and make my way out as fast as possible."}
+{"text":"brain located in the chest next to the heart, so it needs to travel less less gravity to the fight Profit?"}
+{"text":"Frame perfect glitch Picrel, in every sense of the sentence."}
+{"text":"brain being near sensory organs like eyes and ears reduces latency and therefore improves reaction time. That's a side effect : All senses organs were around the mouth since the first worms at the origin of life."}
+{"text":"get punched in the chest instantly lobotomized until the end of time Are you retarded, op?"}
+{"text":"I saw another one."}
+{"text":"Ribs don't offer much protection and really they can't because lungs have to be able to expand and contract so fully armored plates are not possible there. Imagine any light tap in the chest being direct brain damage. The benefits of proximity to the heart are also not very big, circulation is quite efficient and on that front shortening the limbs would have much greater effect and something like Giraffes manage just fine with their giga necks. Brain is in the head because it needs to be as close as possible to the most important senses (sight, hearing smell and taste) and 2 of those benefit significantly from the flexibility of the elevated position and ability to turn that the head offers and taste has to be where the food goes in. For humans it's not so important but for normal animals the ability to finely maneuver their mouth again from an extended position in the front of their body is also useful for feeding and defense. And really the causality there is more from the point of view of the senses. Creatures that could process smells and tastes and sight and sound the best survive so they develop their brains next to those senses. Brain isn't some independent thing, like 90% of it's primordial function is just processing sensory information and then telling the rest of the body what to do, it naturally develops where senses are involved. It's bit similar situation to having our reproductive facilities next to our anuses and mostly \"exposed\", which might seem stupid at first glance but makes sense if you think about it more than a second."}
+{"text":"Politburo Xi Jinping, Bsc Chemical Engineering Tsinghua University, PhD Law Chen Jining, BSc and MSc engineering, Tsinghua University; PhD environment engineering, Imperial College London (UK), post-doctoral fellow and research assistant, Imperial College London professor of environmental science and president, Tsinghua University Li Ganjie, BSc nuclear science and MSc engineering, Tsinghua University Ma Xingrui, BSc general mechanics, Liaoning University of Technology; PhD mechanics, Harbin Institute of Technology Yuan Jiajun, BSc and PhD aircraft design and mechanics, Beijing Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics Zhang Guoqing, BSc electric engineering, Changchun University of Science and Technology Li Qiang, BSc Agricultural Mechanization, Zhejiang Agricultural Institute Ding Xuexiang BSe Engineering, Northeast Institute of Heavy Machinery Yin Li, MBBS medicine, MPH Preventive medicine / health management, PhD Health economics & health care management etc etc This isn't even the full list, sorry how does this just not mog every other countries leadership which are always just Law and MBA? Should leadership be mostly STEM?"}
+{"text":"national leadership be STEM Would vote. But my ideal gov is high IQ people with various backgrounds including history and psychology. But big clans have think tanks anyway."}
+{"text":"That's legit impressive. I don't like the Chinese regime, I think it's retarded to have a lifetime emperor when it's painfully obvious that it inevitably leads the country to ruin. But the STEM side of it is cool."}
+{"text":"I'm going to let you in on a dirty little secret, anon. Whenever the Chinese brag about having STEM people in government, what they usually mean is they bullshitted their way through a STEM degree and maybe served for six months to a year as some token engineering or agricultural middle management position, and then spent the next 20 years as a career bureaucrat in The Party before getting a position at the national level. Xi Jinping got a position as an administrator in the General Office two weeks after graduation in '79, and two years later he was made deputy party secretary - every single job he has had since has been as a bureaucrat for The Party; he has never worked as an engineer or technician in his fucking life."}
+{"text":"Lets say in a thousand years, humanity has managed to colonize Andromeda galaxy after spreading across MilkyWay. How could a standard time zone be maintained?"}
+{"text":"If I could colonize women I wouldn't be wasting my time on this"}
+{"text":"Could a planck clock be even built"}
+{"text":"I don't understand why you are fixated on the ftl mechanism but assume its using exotic matter that humanity has learned to create"}
+{"text":"How would you feel if you didn't take breakfast this morning?"}
+{"text":"If my theory is correct, yes. At the bottom foundational Planck layer exists a square grid track lattice separating infinity. Upon it travels a Pi quantity of magnetized RGB cubes. If we could determine the cardinality of the track in relation to the speed, spin, rotation of the earth then we might be able to travel faster upon it with ships, or at least set up a basic sense of cardinal universal compass navigation, and the track separations should be the timing for all RGB magnetized Plank cubes to move at the exact same time, 1 cube location into, or out of. They all move at the same time 1 location, one Planck movement. One Planck Time."}
+{"text":"sediment is cool stuff, when I made my own apple juices I noticed the settled juice tasted worse than when it was shook up"}
+{"text":"you should watch a video instead of making a post on the discussion imageboard"}
+{"text":"I mean, if you will discuss something, make it a deeper discussion instead of repeating someone elses data. even the guy who made the video says most of his work is not original at all, and provides multiple sources."}
+{"text":"Coca leaves aren't a secret ingredient retard, it wasn't even part of the flavor profile and only added for the stimulant effect. The stimulant was replaced with caffeine and the only reason they continue using \"decocanized\" coca leaves is to maintain their brand appeal."}
+{"text":"i got a weird cider from japan"}
+{"text":"you didn't really major in topological chemistry, did you anon?"}
+{"text":"No I didn't. topology gay chemistry gay topological chem gayest shit in the universe"}
+{"text":"They do but it is very badly worded, in such a manner than one may infer that a negatively charged ion would not be affected by electronic or magnetic fields, which is counter-intuitive to say the least."}
+{"text":"topological chemistry is literally just the study of 'foreskin', how something manly like spacial engineering and just sit there and be circumsized."}
+{"text":"Why do people keep using arxiv when it's evil and bad?"}
+{"text":"Arxiv are a bunch of fags. They rejected my paper."}
+{"text":"At least arXiv isn't any of the following. - a propaganda mill - a p*rn shop - a stock broker - bait central - a honey pot ..."}
+{"text":"- a jhieves guild ..."}
+{"text":"They rejected my [toilet] paper."}
+{"text":"At least arXiv doesn't enjoy abusing poor dear kitty cats."}
+{"text":"Um, what? Genetics and evolution are inseparable from the environment because the environment is the primary force that shapes how genes are expressed and determines which genetic traits are selected for survival and reproduction. This dynamic interaction works in multiple ways, making a simple \"nature vs. nurture\" distinction obsolete. Is “environment, not genetics” a form of cope? The same way trans people insist on using different words because they don’t like the words people normally use? The whole ‘correlation is not causation’ thing is also retarded."}
+{"text":"History is littered with them. Most of the great men have been misogynists."}
+{"text":"I'm not interested in what misogynists consider 'great'."}
+{"text":"Most of the great men have been misogynists. Correct. It's like clockwork. Just name a random guy. Plato. Aristotle. Schopenhauer. Newton. Jesus Christ. Siddhartha Gautama. Cool guys in Hollywood slop. They all said stuff holes consider \"misogynistic\" and did so with gusto. I'm not interested in what misogynists consider 'great'. t. pic rel"}
+{"text":"We can also recognize that the possible phenotypes are limited by genetics."}
+{"text":"As a Materialist leftist, it's pretty hilarious that Soviet science considered biological race to be 100% real, and Chinese language anthropology and genetics studies also consider biological race to be 100% real. It's always very interesting reading the pure copium from western geneticists and anthropologists on this when there simply isn't any explanation for the differences beyond genetics when you basically control for everything else. This is simply a case of \"Anti-Racism\" basically being the religious axiom core of all Western worldview and people can't accept that biological reality doesn't map 1:1 onto enlightenment liberal values."}
+{"text":"Did Sean get a bad rap as the Marie Antoinette of string theorist justifiers? Where do we go from here? Even the old man says we dun goofed, Leonard Susskind, crusty old grumpy bastard."}
+{"text":"Why didn't you study something more useful than String Hypothesis, like, theology for example? Name 3 actual contributions it has made so far. Go."}
+{"text":"why do you criticize research fields that you don't understand?"}
+{"text":"Why did you just avoid my question? Does the emperor have no clothes after all? A theology student could've already named me at least 10 extremely important constributions and discoveries theologians have made to history (of religion) as well as (classical) languages/linguistics."}
+{"text":"He couldn’t even read Eric’s paper. Eric cried out when Sean actually stated what was in Eric's paper. Sean replied he was reading from Eric's paper. That was some funny sheeiit right there."}
+{"text":"Is this your attempt to make theology respectable, by pretending that it's equivalent to string theory? It's obvious you're some kind of religious shill."}
+{"text":"I think it has value as an extended search function to pull out data that might be relevant but I don't think it's capable of critical insight"}
+{"text":"This. It's moderately useful for searching for more specific things than most search engines (even those specifically made for scientific literature), but you've nearly always got to fact-check the results."}
+{"text":"It's at best a literature review candidate generator. You'll still need to read the papers and find all the ones that it missed because the prompt wasn't right."}
+{"text":"tall jacked >160 IQ peo-eugenics physicist who moonlights as a geneticist and serial startup founder is the first person to use AI for a paper Why is it always the chad scientists who embrace AI?"}
+{"text":"Of course it's gonna be a slew of chink intellectuals embracing off-brand technocracy and trying to peddle it in their fields. He's not the first chink to star in such an obvious AI shill thread."}
+{"text":"surprised to see quant jobs still being discussed because all of finance is shrinking. quants fell out of favor in 2008 when most hedge funds took losses on the event they were supposed to hedge against or at least be uncorrelated to. that and the fact that indexes have outperformed most hedge funds for decades have reduced the demand for that profession. faang careers are probably more lucrative at this point."}
+{"text":"Quant jobs at market makers like citadel and Jane street aren't the same kind of \"price this talmudic exotic derivative\" jobs that went bye bye in 2008. More regression than black scholes. It doesn't matter though because they only hire people from certain school whom God has smiled upon"}
+{"text":"I feel you friend. I wish I had studied ChemE instead since the industry relevant jobs are always looking for ChemE anyways. Unless you want to discover something novel and innovative and go for a PhD, it's not really a worthwhile major. Chemistry seems like a pretty mature field and what it needs right now is engineers who can optimize and do process work on the reactions that chemists have already discovered. I realized too late that maybe ChemE would have been a better career for me. I literally know NO ONE in my life that is an engineer. Not even a single family member or a family friend. I was always pushed into going into medicine or healthcare but I just had no interest in biology or health sciences. I only knew about Chemical Engineer as a profession and what exactly engineers do when I graduated from uni and went into the workforce."}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I have been trying to get a european patent attorney job since 2020 Did you apply to the latest intake to EPO Examiners?"}
+{"text":"These things are such a fucking scam. Ones with enough kN to test anything structural cost as much as a luxury car, and you can do 99% of the tests it does with a hydraulic press, a load cell and a few steel rods."}
+{"text":"Babby's first time discovering pricing of non-consumer equipment?"}
+{"text":"More likely than not, what you're paying for is the NIST certification."}
+{"text":"you’re paying for that and for the fact that 96% of the Fortune 500 manufacturers use them exclusively, so if you don’t use them your new employees will each spend the first three months figuring out how to use whatever the fuck you bought. Still annoying"}
+{"text":"shit like this is pricey for two simple reasons: 1) calibration & certification 2) small market its the same deal with most lab equipment - shit rarely costs an arm and a leg because it's some fantastic emerging technology... more often the equipment you're looking for is simply a pain in the ass to build to spec, costly to test and guarantee precision on, and the company selling them only moves a couple thousand, hundred, or sometimes just dozens of units a year. your average consumer doesn't have need for a programmable four-quadrant SMU with nA precision, or a high-resolution scanning electron microscope, or a millikelvin-rated cryostat."}
+{"text":"phucking around for 7he purpose of bringing back crickey"}
+{"text":"It compiles in Lean 4 just fine, though."}
+{"text":"That is a true statement about matrices, but you didn't need me to tell you that."}
+{"text":"Why don't they ignite ALL the rocket fuel? Surely that would be more powerful and therefore go faster."}
+{"text":"buran was superior"}
+{"text":"Because space shuttles are a bad idea and it was cancelled?"}
+{"text":"Why don't we mix various sized particulates together in the exhaust, so that once we leave the oxygen tracks of earth, we can push off the Planck infinity divider layer track with greater energy transfer? I.E. instead of the same sized molecules venting, we have some larger, some medium, some small, and some micro....and build a pyramid of sizes to fill in more holes."}
+{"text":"russia has always been a dirt poor country that pretends to be relevant"}
+{"text":"they just need to blackmail the US government, maybe with some sort of perverse sexual deviancy they invite them into, and then use that to demand billions of dollars a year in \"aid\", and they could probably even force us to call them \"our greatest friend\" while doing it"}
+{"text":"How do I master all 8 cognitive functions and become the Avatar of personality?"}
+{"text":"I have read Jung's book. I believe that I have understood the extroverted functions but I fail to distinguish the introverted functions Se How do I affect the environment around me? Where do I fit in the room? How do I look? What is going on around me? Si How does the environment affect me? Do I feel comfortable in this space? How does my body respond to this sensation? Is this familiar? Te Is this useful? How to use this? Where do I use this? How much? Does it work? How can I make this work? Ti Does it make sense to me? Is this reasonable? Why does this work the way it does? How this sentence leads to that conclusion? Ne What are my options? What is most likely to happen? What smells like a good opportunity? What smells like a trap? Fe Do I fit in with the others? How will others react to what I say? What are the vibes? Is this socially acceptable? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Google self-actualization, and MBTI isn’t that good of a scale anyways."}
+{"text":"fiffy titty ninny sissy"}
+{"text":"lmaoooo"}
+{"text":"quadruple introvert too based for this planet"}
+{"text":"Okay hear me out why dont we trap the Venture Star SSTO to BFR super heavy booster."}
+{"text":"Why don't you \"trap\" this thread into /sfg/?"}
+{"text":"Why do you need a VentureStar when you have a Starship?"}
+{"text":"okay here me out why don't i just smoke all this crack and then style on your girl?"}
+{"text":"Because the Super Heavy is demonstrably a suborbital booster. Really, it's just a jumbo version of the New Shepherd."}
+{"text":"if i have a scientific theory that i want to publish can i do it while being just a normal guy? explaining how electrons and positrons could transfer information faster than light speed for example"}
+{"text":"What is a clock? What is a pair of eyeglasses? What is a computer? What is a simulation model within a computer?"}
+{"text":"I would also appreciate it if you use the word \"I\" when you mean \"I\". How do you know what I can and cannot do?"}
+{"text":"As long as you can provide tengible evidence that you wrote it and publicly disclosed the idea first, nobody can steal your idea."}
+{"text":"One route to go is starting up a website where you document all your ideas in articles. Shill your website on science based social media places, such as /sci/. Create a meme summarizing your idea as simply as possible, with a photo of yourself at the bottom (because obviously you are doing this to self-promote your name/ego). I've seen many websites of this style of just amateur scientists who have really cool ideas with really cool non-science approved experiments that anyone can do that backs up their claims. This tends to work better when you give your work away for free, rather than trying to hoard it. People ussually do it just for the sake of helping the world with true knowledge, rather than motivation by greed or ego. An example of this kind of website would be a guy inventing a hydrogen car that runs off of water. Then shows a working car model and plans for anyone to create the car, and creates a hydrogen engine in their garage. As it threatens the oil and gas industry, it will never get mainstream adoption, but you might get some of the fame you crave. You might also get some threats from people telling you to shut it down at some point. This is probably the best you can hope for. But to be honest, the freedom you have is much more than someone working in stuffy acadamia, who has to follow so many more constraints, and be always fearful of some autistic professor tearing down their work, or losing funding, or bringing in controversial P.R. for the university."}
+{"text":"Your theory is probably stupid. but then someone else could steal it and claim it as their own You can solve this with PGP."}
+{"text":"black hole singularities are gravitons gravitons are operators on spacetime"}
+{"text":"You posted a black blastocyst, it will take another 9 septillion years for this to develop into a mature black hole."}
+{"text":"Yes, I think we could make one right now, but I think a big problem is how much money goes into cancer treatments. There’s not a big enough incentive to create a cancer/s cure."}
+{"text":"No. Cancer is caused by accumulation of toxins in cells. Cancer is just your own cells progressively increasing in their toxic load, which changes them from normal cells => toxin storage cells (such as fat cells) => deeper toxin storage cells (such as moles and liver cells) => cancer. The amount of toxins generated by the ordinary course of metabolism + inherently present in all foods is enough to cause cancer. The only way to avoid it is to eat a completely engineered diet of pure glucose/proteins/vitamin/mineral slop. As an example, the amount of vitamin A, omega 6 and heavy metals found in *all* normal foods is enough to cause cancer after several decades. Disease is basically the bioaccumulation of toxins from the foods we eat multiplied by several decades of eating. Only way out is extremely clean diet and extremely good detox strategies."}
+{"text":"Cancer is an evolutionary process that nobody has survived yet. The first fish to walk and breathe on land was surrounded by thousands of dead ones who could not."}
+{"text":"there will never be a cure to cancer. at best, you can have nanites in your bloodstream that target cells that replicate too quickly. this will never be perfect, but it will prevent cancers (and kill other cells) and would have to be a lifetime medication you take. it would likely also have long term side effects such as nanite (silicon) buildup in the brain"}
+{"text":"do blood/fecal screenings do a body scan find cancer/cancers biopsy cancers clone cancer biopsy run cancer drug screenings to determine which drug is best at killing that specific cancer be cured of cancer in 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"If we assume that the world has no beginning in time, then up to every given moment an eternity has elapsed, and there has passed away in that world an infinite series of successive states of things. Now the infinity of a series consists in the fact that it can never be completed through successive synthesis. It thus follows that it is impossible for an infinite world-series to have passed away, and that a beginning of the world is therefore a necessary condition of the world's existence."}
+{"text":"philosophy by brainlets, for brainlets"}
+{"text":"You lack the ability to ponder the meaning of art. You lack the inclination to think of the abstract. You mock and reject those who engage in the dillema of life. But you don't have any meaning. You have no greater purpose. You dance without music."}
+{"text":"Who is this guy and why is he quoting Zeno but retardedly?"}
+{"text":"it has nothing to with zeno you brown vermin"}
+{"text":"Kant's quote is one of the paradoxes he presented as evidence for his transcendental aesthetic. He also presented the opposite argument whereas if time (or space) has boundaries, what is beyond those boundaries? His solution was transcendental idealism. Just as the mind overlays categories of perception to shape our experience of the world, time and space are what he called \"forms of the intuition\", what our mind uses to make sense of and categorize reality so that the chaos of pure sensation has meaning. His presenting reality as we know it to be dependent entirely on the observer was his greatest contribution to philosophy and a death blow to the empiricism that reigned at the time."}
+{"text":"Holy fuark, I kneel"}
+{"text":"Yep."}
+{"text":"Btw this is the \"low-hanging fruit\" that was plucked early on and why today's /sci/cels have no great contributions even though they are vastly superior."}
+{"text":"Is there a Math master out here willing to help me with my university math exam.. ? I cant post the pictures of the questions for reference I study forensic science, its probably not the most difficult questions for math masters, but Im not stupid and open for discussion but I am also a retard.. PLZ my disc is: snowyberry"}
+{"text":"You absolute moron. If you want people to help you on the internet you post the problem, and then with annother account (here it doesnt matter since everyone is anon) you post incorrect solution and then you lean back and watch all those fools trying to correct him"}
+{"text":"Lmao, continue crying I just wanted to find someone to discuss it with, but retarted man like u response"}
+{"text":"Dude, we get it are you done venting? I can’t post it, i can’t risk posting it if iykwim"}
+{"text":"it's a curve downward @ the top"}
+{"text":"go to this thread if you can't take a picture of the problem then just copy it down in text. or write a similar problem. or just ask about the concept that the question relates to. or better yet look it up on youtube. no one is going to dm you on discord"}
+{"text":"fuck OP he got my github account banned fucking nigger ass faggot kill yourself"}
+{"text":"What have we learned?"}
+{"text":"shut your bitch ass up that was my only github account made in 2020 fuck tard"}
+{"text":"how am i supposed to have caused that lol"}
+{"text":"dismissing my work because it contains ramanujan dismissing ramanujan ok edgelord"}
+{"text":"Thousands of pages of literature Thousands of hours of work No sleep Run on coffee and whatever zombies have Get scolded by everyone above you Only way to survive is to develop a God complex or, Stockholm Syndrome Never ending ward rounds Hair loss Not even time to date or jerk off I hate this life. Why can't it be simple?"}
+{"text":"Not unless you get your schizophrenia under control desu."}
+{"text":"it \"mostly\" is my I have flare ups I guess every now and again where I get voices telling me to kms. apart from upping my antipsychotic again I don't think there is much I can do"}
+{"text":"in my book heh"}
+{"text":"Was Edison vindicated in the end? All the cool tech today only works in DC"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Was Edison vindicated in the end? What does that even mean?"}
+{"text":"Power distribution still uses (and probably will forever) use AC, one of the backbones of our modern civilization is pretty cool to me."}
+{"text":"Edison was an idea thief. He stole the idea of the light bulb and forced the real inventor of the light bulb to pass his time making the world's first machine gun that thusly turned WW1 into a human meat grinder. Maxim. Edison is a fucking loser thief. Furthermore DC is still only good for VERY SHORT runs and that's why AC was chosen and is still used for power transmission across distance. I do solar off grid, all DC of course, and even with expensive thick ass pure copper wire the DC electricity loses like 20-30% of it's power over 100 feet of cable. When I dropped the cable run down to 10 feet or less I saw that inefficiency disappear, even with smaller gauge copper cable. If DC were better than AC it would all be DC power lines but it's not. I'm actually forced to convert my local DC power to AC to send it over spans longer than 10 feet."}
+{"text":"Why are UFO Fagots so retarded? Their entire ideology is based on Hollywood movies and fiction."}
+{"text":"Why does science say that saturated fat is bad for you but at the same time says greek yoghurt is good for you and has probiotic properties? The science just says that you shouldn't get more than 10% of your calories from saturated fats, it doesn't say what types of saturated fats though."}
+{"text":"No that only exists because of phytosterols substituting cholesterol and creating foam cells. The \"lipid hypothesis\" is also utter nonsense, if you're repeating it it means you're grossly out of date and still working through the fraud"}
+{"text":"lipid hypothesis was rejected"}
+{"text":"Not all saturated fats behave the same. Stearic acid (common in cocoa butter and beef) tends to be relatively neutral on blood cholesterol, while palmitic and myristic acids (more prominent in butter, fatty meat, and palm oil) raise LDL more substantially. So “saturated fat” isn’t one thing biologically. From Dr. Rhonda Patrick"}
+{"text":"The liver literally only generates palmitic acid, I somehow doubt its harmful."}
+{"text":"Also saturated fat if what of your T made. -steron stearic Think!"}
+{"text":"I don't get it"}
+{"text":"Conservation of energy and constructive and destructive interference?"}
+{"text":"One day, you will. Perhaps."}
+{"text":"Wow, guys, isn't it amazing how oleic acid helps improve memory and cognitive function? I have no idea how it does this."}
+{"text":"Lipid rafts."}
+{"text":"You know you can get oleic acid from lard or butter or a bunch of different sources, that it's not exclusive to olive oil?"}
+{"text":"lookup a mechanistic study dumbass"}
+{"text":"Just dangle a rock from a buoy right off the edge of the continental shelf and quadruple the value of your wind energy. It's not an invention so just no reason to be coy about it."}
+{"text":"It comes on and off in segments and has like a magazine depot exchanger. At the bottom of the ocean? Or it pops off and reapplies at constant depth and is held taut on a line."}
+{"text":"Two weights on both sides criss crossed so no tangles and no imbalance at the surface or just dipping motions."}
+{"text":"Yep. That is all feasible. That's the picture. The sheathes the coating the cross criss a boat thing some rudder of some kind and mining truck size idk. Generators on board and a cable to the shore for the electricity. Still maybe 1 invention of a sheath system. Maybe two for some studding of the cable. There. Done. I expect concepts and someone to math it. I would pay you 10 million if I were gonna do that and could to be anally perfectionistic about the math of it. Because the bet is like millions of tons of carbon sources."}
+{"text":"Fallout is funny but the only point is if there's free energy somehow it probably affects the magnetic pole so you can only make it on the poles and probably ship fras I'll call it. Funny show."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug."}
+{"text":"Fuck you - edition previous"}
+{"text":"We like more ladies on a bycicle."}
+{"text":"literally nothing going on at all whatsoever"}
+{"text":"the work continues on the OLM"}
+{"text":"staging"}
+{"text":"Yeah"}
+{"text":"You dare enter my court to boast about your incredible scientific knowledge? I will give you any materials you ask for assuming I know what it is If you can't show me something amazing I will have you crucified Could you do it?"}
+{"text":"O Great Caesar! I ask of you only 2 spheres of equal dimensions but of dissimilar weight and access to the roof of the tallest building in the city I shall demonstrate to you that the pair of objects will reach the ground at approximately the same moment despite the inequality of their mass. If the demonstration is pleasing to you, Your greatness, I will then disclose to your finest scholars the mathematical principles by which a fallng object's trajectory may be derived. Boom. I just discovered gravity as well as invented arithmetic up to basic calculus. As a bonus, I could introduce them to base 10 numerical systems, the concept of zero, and replace Arabic numerals with crude drawings of dicks for generations to come."}
+{"text":"and replace Arabic numerals with crude drawings of dicks for generations to come. Um so hebrew?"}
+{"text":"All you'd need to do is to show him how to make more and better salt pans. Rome literally ran on salt and conquered locations for their salt supplies."}
+{"text":"the original Mr Wizard"}
+{"text":"Ave Caesar, I request but two things: Mentos And coke"}
+{"text":"oqie oqie I finally figured out what happens when we die! Nothing!"}
+{"text":"If intelligence drove the advent of technology and made caveman era sexual selection irrelevant, why don't women choose smarter men? In fact, studies show that higher IQ correlates with higher rates of sexlessness."}
+{"text":"ALL"}
+{"text":"Wrong. You fail to take into account the long stretches of history where men determined who women had children with. The modern mistake of giving women the total right to select who they mate with is 100% dysgenic in regards to intelligence."}
+{"text":"IQ isn't real. LMAO why are modern liberals so retarded?"}
+{"text":"nerds don't get pussy dumbass"}
+{"text":"alien Those are heavily inbreed humans whose hubris and stupidity doomed them to a miserable existence made only possible thanks to technology they no longer understand after losing their civilization long time ago."}
+{"text":"I know this is very unrealistic since time travel is obviously beyond our scope and this movie is sci fi, but I’m curious. From a physics standpoint how would the Flux Capacitor realistically enable time travel and why would the car need to reach 88 mph to activate it?"}
+{"text":"I succeeded wildly Based Robert Zemeckis"}
+{"text":"it would have to travel quicker than the earth spinning in the opposite direction then youd be going back in time think of it like this if planes could get to california in 1 hr from georgia youd be going 2 hours back in time wait then that means time is specific to location that makes sense lol"}
+{"text":"I would use the onboard nuclear reactor to gamma pump an optically non-linear superfluid that meets the Zeldovich criteria for conjugate time reversal."}
+{"text":"Generally it's considered hocus pocus, but I'll go over some pieces. The 88mph parameter is just an activation trigger, if speed==88: time_portal() The flux capacitor is a hint to the fabled tricapacitor, which is regarded to be a free energy device of some kind. Imagine the cassimir effect, two uncharged plates in a vacuum have an energy signal of ac voltage, specified at a frequency determined by the distance between the plates, and this is where the experiment ends. If it's just one frequency then it's quite useless, but you could collect a range of frequencies by vibrating one of the plates on the outside with a speaker. How many frequencies of energy appear when one plate is oscillating? Madman marc marcum came up with a portal device involving a jacobs ladder and a high powered laser, I'm guessing from the base pointed upwards in between the ladders. He noticed a fuzzy field of air. When an object was thrown in it appeared a few minutes later. So there's probably some effect to that, making the shell of the delorean bare metal would make a plasma shell easier. But it sounds like immense energy is needed. A small engine area probably wouldn't hold a plutonium reactor. But it seems like it's power sources to power sources. The car battery powers the flux capacitor to become self powering, which has enough power to ignite the nuclear reactor for the plasma shield. The laser can be powered by the flux capacitor. Going fast probably aids in this process, you wouldn't want to jump through a portal slow, and wheels are expendable. It's a bumpy ride. Also I totally would've banged Marty's mom and her friends."}
+{"text":"Also I totally would've banged Marty's mom and her friends. Yeah no shit"}
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+{"text":"m20 looking to potentially share my gf with horny bullies disc: ok7812"}
+{"text":"A thread for camwhores to post nudes for attention, hang out, and converse. The primary goal is for this thread to be a nice, casual spot to hangout for camwhores and camwhore enthusiasts. Camwhores aren't required to constantly post pictures to participate. If they want to post one and talk that's fine, but more are always appreciated. Avoid conversational subjects that will derail the thread (politics). Guidelines Everyone follow all site and board rules be friendly and relaxed try to make high quality posts no selling, begging, or advertising no contactfagging if you don't like someone, ignore them Camwhores cis-fem only please timestamp if new don't pic dump Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Aw, damn well really appreciated you posting and you were fun and hot you seemed like you had cool interests too it's oto bad you never felt totally comfy here but I get it as well Glad you're well, it's nice to hear things got better for you I've already got some people on boob that freak me out, We have some real characters in these threads, way back in the day some guy dropped a necklace in a CWs mailbox like a creepy stalker that was a legendary 4chan moment but that was a almost a decade ago, anons talk big games but mostly they're just cringe larpers and stuff these days but taking a break can be healthy too if you find it offputting but also trolls realize they can get to you so play it all by ear this is a long way to say you take great pics, you're fun and enjoy yourself and that will make people seethe because they're insane, so just do your thing and don't worry about it"}
+{"text":"We should do one with face cams and one without on discord I really think that would be a good idea we can schedule night goon sessions lol that would make me shoot ropes for sure ugh"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess! Discord! 9tbf"}
+{"text":"That's really sweet to hear. Wish both of you luck finding the right guy. But I'd love to get to know you better if I could, if you'd like to chat I'll leave my discord. But no pressure. Thatguy28889"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure the OP said no contactfagging. Now that I think about it, is the current OP the former /hgt/ op who got mad at anons who just wanted to fap?"}
+{"text":"New thread - let’s chat"}
+{"text":"Any normal dudes in a relationship wanna chat about our sexlives with our gfs/wives. Chat about kinks and stories and just vibe PUT46E6KM"}
+{"text":"I never considered myself a celeb gooner, but some of them are really starting to hit the spot, like Dafne Keen, MBB, Jenna Ortega or some insta starlets. BC9YJ82UJ"}
+{"text":"European married couple, stag & vixen, looking to talk, share experiences or whatever with others in similar arrangements tg CZAT7CZRJ"}
+{"text":"Showing off my cousin with huge tits (nonnude) for anyone. love getting dirty together, getting cucked/humiliated HJRHE5FGK"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"previous:  reached img limit post invite links to discord servers itt"}
+{"text":"discord.gg/mV8fsKbhkQ you should join, please"}
+{"text":"cute cult we only post cute 4DgCcnMg2P"}
+{"text":"he was doing it from behind and keep creeping near it with his fingers until he went in. Esby anal adventures begin?"}
+{"text":"blessed thanks so much you're super cutie"}
+{"text":"Esby, do a two handed ass spread with your face showing, please"}
+{"text":"Wanna see you do another squat from behind please."}
+{"text":"Post YOURSELF Dont have the template? Let me help you out there. Save this pic and crop out the gender that ISNT you. Write some things about you that people may want to know. Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz Welcome to the party."}
+{"text":"Any /f/ that posts their contact is guaranteed to get swarmed by at least 20-30 adds per hour. Maybe more if she's portrayed as \"relateable\" to the degenerates of this board."}
+{"text":"Forgot image."}
+{"text":"That's a weird way to answer my question. I wanted a yes or no but sure word salad it our I guess"}
+{"text":"i'm american but I feel like we'd get on.... 27/f"}
+{"text":"Old one hit the limit. Given my record I shouldn't but up for a wager of the women. Harryhaymaker"}
+{"text":"duke_nukem6868 lost to Jimjohn16 and gave up his girls big tits."}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik me: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Wagering a request of the winners choice. Dont have a gf to trade tho, sorry Kik: dinnaeken"}
+{"text":"JimJohn16 put up a good fight but lost his gfs tits to Lenboy5665 in the end"}
+{"text":"Cocky guy here needs to be humbled. Let's compare and wagering talking about my wife and pics of her runner ass. Kik: wannabebeta1"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare. Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"05378288aecd928b 458d01a78311242ac5 26ddb6dce751f7cc458091f484fa3848 Sharing tight Arab girl of age no nudes also looking for someone to fake her"}
+{"text":"Lets trade in perv group 05914d2b62084728 b6c1fb0bbd1fcda60 72eefc31a371bfc4a 4e2750f151c8c555"}
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+{"text":"SFW discord friend thread ASL About You Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 19, F, Argentina About You Looking for some friends online, I like to play Hoi4 and KCD, into vidya and documentaries. Trying to get into warhammer atm but kinda expensive. Looking for Friends and like minded indivduals. +1 if you are femboy or skinny Not Looking for gooners and chasers, not into making drama either. Contact lutero1444"}
+{"text":"大展鸿图 YOU SHOULD JOIN discord.gg/mV8fsKbhkQ"}
+{"text":"ASL 27/nb(amab)/US about you I am an intense and idealistic person. I am also abrasive, direct, and cold at first. I am an open and open minded person, and I am attentive about talking, I reply often. I am very emotional despite how I can come off from my typing style. I find it very difficult to understand others, but I care about it deeply. I do not have any hobbies or interests, and I am not an interesting person. That being said I like to ask others about theirs or listen to theirs, after I become attached to them and as a vehicle to attempt to understand them more. (If you actually read this send \"citrus\" in your first message or I will remove you.) I have attempted to interact with at least 618 people from 4chan so far (I am including one message exchanges or just requests). I am looking for something with rather strict criteria, but if someone talks to me for more than a week generally they are the one who unfriends me. looking for Someone I can talk to very often, who I can works towards coming as close to fully understanding each other as we can, also someone I can get along with. I will ask you many questions. I will only be adding one person from this post at a time, if I do not reply promptly that is why. not looking for Normal people (or people who care if the other person is normal), people who added anyone else or posted, those who cannot talk a lot, anyone in a romantic relationship or with a best friend (I do not want to compete with them for your time), anyone who cares about irl things (vc, exchanging pictures, etc, I do not do that), closed off people, judgmental people, closed minded people, people who cannot ask questions in response to mine and answer many questions, people who cannot talk about themselves, people who cannot have serious discussions or can only be silly. Thank you for reading. contact metronome4"}
+{"text":"f19 enough seething i have to train to become a professional gamer, new life goals game until my fingers bleed. so my laptops kinda slow… my hand eye coordination is beyond BAD … DO you have fightcade, , , i do a little socializing on these club penguin remakes im connected just on no contact the arrow keys on my laptop are half the size literally cut in half square rectangles right im going to win the biggest game with this very laptop, ill beat you then bone you and dethrone you dont read into the boneing im actually anti sex and anything sexual, and and dont add me if ur non white gay or trans please play samurai shodown v special with me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How are you not embarrassed to censor words like that. Because it's funny? How autistic are you for real r*ddit tourist?"}
+{"text":"You know you love it, you filthy animal"}
+{"text":"f21 sc: usuallysoda tell me your darkest fantasies ;)"}
+{"text":"i'm the girl in this picture, i did not post this and i did not consent to having it posted. this is the third time someone's done this on here. please do not add me, i do not want this."}
+{"text":"Leave your snap here if you're willing to cum for me on VC while I fuck."}
+{"text":"Bigdaddycock422"}
+{"text":"No, I'm not interested in anything (writing to you etc), I hope you're a fake with all my heart, but if that's not the case I just wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry, that you have my full \"support\" and I feel like a piece of shit, even if I had nothing to do with it."}
+{"text":"hiiii im gonna post my boosb nkw :3 this is CASSIE the famous black girl from soc :3 i am inserting a pic of my boobs…. :3 my first time publicy posting my naked body on. 4cha.com/soc :3 im tired of men thinking i scam ! i dont scam!>:(( i just want a sexy WHITE man who is skinny and tall to breed me and give me white babies and marry me !!. thst is all. please guys :3 look at my big tits youy can suck them when im prengnant:33. i am Responsible for my choices :3 i am 19 black female my discord is cozycassie"}
+{"text":"Only way to kill this thread is by making it for session I guess If you like bad dads hmu 05c64f60eab4a6f79cf09add8434 541c61c1b72fc87c9ea17b6ac5cb 6d49f5f352"}
+{"text":"ahahahahahaha xD"}
+{"text":"Trading, bonus for black or furry content 058739afc4645a3875cffefb 30a82df03cfdf4996f69288 9ea1109a65bfe79d37d"}
+{"text":"You already have a baby"}
+{"text":"You know the drill Cocks of all shapes and sizes welcome"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't say it's super duper tiny or anything like that but also have always been self conscious about it so curious to see what others think. Praise it if you like it, make fun of it if you don't, I just want an honest, detailed chat about my penis. Teleguard: WJEUQPMZ3"}
+{"text":"Forgot my dick pic"}
+{"text":"Am I really bad off? Anon220925 R59GNFQSP"}
+{"text":"I posted this in the /spt/ thread a few days ago, but I guess it would be good to get some feedback here, too. I tortured my small dick with a TENS unit. Do you guys think it deserves to be punished more?"}
+{"text":"Ask The Other Gender Anything Women: Why do you match with guys on apps then not talk? I'll read their profile and come up with something relevant to their interests, if it's kind of empty I'll just say \"Hey\" And I always wait a while before messaging, so as not to seem attention starved and eager."}
+{"text":"Could you explain why you wouldn't want to date a guy who has given a bj, assuming they are just a normal guy and not any of those things you mentioned? I see, okay thanks :)"}
+{"text":"back in 2023 date a girl I really liked it only lasted 2 and a half months but I really liked her but struggling to find out why I've been hung up on her for so long realized she love bombed me hella early on our second date she told me I was \"everything she hoped for\" while crying happy tears in my car even before we met and we were on the phone a few days before our date told me I was handsome and glad she matched with me and that she was hoping se would said she stopped using dating apps and isn't talking to anyone else I fell for it hook, line, and sinker I just feel so stupid. Like I tell myself \"I can't believe I fell for that\" often when I think about it. I also fucked up because our first date was 6 hours and our second date was 8 hours. I've learned now early dates should only be 2 hours max. She cheated on me, but not with her ex, who she talked about every time we hung out and I let slide because I just thought it would stop and I was head over heels for her. I immediately broke up with her. One of our post-break up convos I called her out since we were exclusive and she said she just \"barely scratched the emotional surface of cheating\" since she was only talking to guys on tinder and never met them and that \"it was just a 2 month relationship so it wasn't a big deal.\" Part of me for so long wanted to believe she didn't mean that second one, but I know she did. I talk to my therapist about it often. Like, I don't want to contact her, but I still feel this emotional attachment that I don't want. I've dated other girls and even slept with a few since this ex, but I still feel this way. Am I fucked up beyond salvation? I'm almost 30 now and think about this girl more than I want to, but it's a lot less than when it initially happened."}
+{"text":"There's a difference in meeting and solely being approached out of romantic interest. Men very rarely approach women just to chat for a minute and then move on with their days. doesn't smoke (cigarettes or weed) same political beliefs doesn't own a dog not religious doesn't want kids proper grammar, spelling, and syntax on profile has written an actual bio (not just something like \"I'm bad at talking about myself. Just ask whatever you want to know.\" pictures need to be recent no bathroom selfies or gym selfies no pictures of them at pubs/bars needs to meet bare physical requirements (e.g. not overweight, no long hair, etc) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Admittedly he is. My problem is I hyper fixate on things. He's helped me with mindfulness and I am thinking of her LESS, but I still do. I think it was because it was so intense so quickly and I haven't had an intense relationship like that since"}
+{"text":"you are such an insufferable idiot it's hard to believe lol don't listen to this dipshit dude"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen any NYC threads in a while. Please post whatever you want along with your contact information, if you're from NYC. 26 years old, gay, power bottom from uptown Manhattan. Text me if you're down to fuck."}
+{"text":"Is ten years older \"significantly older\"?"}
+{"text":"25 f manhattan looking for fuck buddies males only discord: cccccccccunt"}
+{"text":"Paywhore"}
+{"text":"Woof! Where the huzz at?"}
+{"text":"eh kind of, I’m honestly fine with any age as long as it’s not 35+"}
+{"text":"M27 Post your small dicks here for the world to see Kik: gym_jock098"}
+{"text":"Decently big myself but in the mood to see small ones Kik 013throwaway"}
+{"text":"M 23. Currently caged my small cock in a nub cage. Would love to chat or be humiliated. 6N859ZYV2"}
+{"text":"33 gay chubby tiny dick kik plobster"}
+{"text":"Ruin me to my irl’s bikini pics I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number. Blackmail me into whatever task you want. Make me like her old pics, trib them, or whatever you can think of. Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face. Kik: amandascc"}
+{"text":"Thread for younger doms looking for relationships with older subs. a/s/l about me looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"22 F CIS woman mean goth domme looking for obedient piggies, losers, femboys and sissies, incels, gooners, footslaves and men who do what they're told. let me ruin you, drain you, degrade you and humiliate you. kik: witchvomit"}
+{"text":"looking for piggies Paypigging is still begging"}
+{"text":"maybe if you're the pig. i don't beg. they come to me and do what they're told if they want attention."}
+{"text":"39/F/USA Urology nurse. Into medfet. Especially with younger guys. I will be online another 30 minutes. Post teleguard if interested."}
+{"text":"Add me GUC7EAT7X"}
+{"text":"Tribbing now"}
+{"text":"Looking for cock tribs of my wife footslut Add @solespump on telegram if you are into feet and ready to tribute."}
+{"text":"21yo bwc stud bull doing tribs Throwawaymissshowing"}
+{"text":"kik and disc: lukelake78 Need some cumtributes to add to this collage"}
+{"text":"Doing tributes. Hmu on disc johnny_appleseed696"}
+{"text":"u do BBC tribs? can drop my discord if u can got a hot girl for ya"}
+{"text":"/agt/ Age Gap Thread: new bread. for those seeking age gaps. old thread:"}
+{"text":"Damn, I now start my day ERECT!! Nice. As far as I can tell just wants money. I'd have done her if she was looking for anything serious."}
+{"text":"Bump 32 m us Looking for younger females Discord whoguessed"}
+{"text":"42/m Daddy dom / father figure searching for his little princess/daughter. Searching for someone who's interested in an actual long term relationship. Ideally you're someone who's lonely, clingy and needs a lot of attention. What I'm offering - - Attention, lots of it - Dad jokes - Boomer/Millennial memes - Humor that will make you cringe, hide your face in a pillow and/or roll your eyes - Movie nights - Life advice - Someone who would listen to you vent - Someone who's going to make your decisions for you (if you want), like what you wear, what you eat, etc Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"asl Male, 18, Asian, twink looking for Looking for anyone to talk to in vc and just chill in my server (im lonely T-T and can talk about anything) discord CelibacyAngel"}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"hi im 18 toronto. will anyone love mei soent new years all alone again"}
+{"text":"if you're still adding people hazebrained_85780"}
+{"text":"That vag is so neat, i want to see inside, gorgeous, i am telegram Martin Coombs"}
+{"text":"Post more of your pussy spread"}
+{"text":"Actual schizo here. I have a lot of experience hurting people, I can give you what you want until its more than you asked for. Happy to make your life interesting if you're serious about it. disc: fieldwithoneelement"}
+{"text":"Add me, love a younger girl or this older dad cock Boredman4201"}
+{"text":"Gorefags please apply edition ASL About You Into Not Into Discord"}
+{"text":"Wish you had discord, actually very curious to talk with you."}
+{"text":"Hii, I'm very new at this whole very kinky and open minded thing, but I'd really love to learn all the options and I think I'm very open minded. I'm bi and want to become very kinky. If you enjoy teaching new people about your kinks or shocking people with your turn ons please add me. I'm bi and open to anything but also a bit private about myself so please talk about your kinks and things not me. XX ZVR4YY2ML"}
+{"text":"Need a very nasty perv to break me Make me jerk to literally any slutty short skirt or dress pic you tell me even if it makes me feel pervy. Especially shiny ones and British chavs. Don't let me refuse. Make it embarrassing for me Or Show me which hot female character from stranger things I have to cum to. Kik is TriggeredCDchloe Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB"}
+{"text":"Twink/21 I have a extreme medical and foot fetish. Want me to be your patient? I can handle extreme treatments. Take advantage of me, humiliate me, degrade me and ruin my orgasms. I'm also into censored porn and in chastity for 2 weeks now. Kik: prettyghostboy"}
+{"text":"Discord is: twinkfootboy_96017 i"}
+{"text":"dont forget to leave your username and platform(s) of choice"}
+{"text":"Which celebs do you most want to see take it? Let's compare lists and goon to your favorites 056e39adcd1329d3073e7dd8008 26b58aec204158d5096865732f05 95292051008"}
+{"text":"Curious if my wife is bbc material! Hmu if you wanna chat about it! Telegram: @thedude1534"}
+{"text":"Always love more"}
+{"text":"Back online Also available on teleguard L78X2LTCS"}
+{"text":"Bump back online"}
+{"text":"The previous thread is dead, but there should be more femboys."}
+{"text":"Bum >:3 kik- lizbethCD"}
+{"text":"25m/USA Looking for someone who wants to show off sexy outfits while we both get off. Open to VC/cam but don't have to, we can go at your pace. hmu on discord: mr_kips."}
+{"text":"Okay"}
+{"text":"Kik: parvib7 If you are struggling with your look and would like to hear a genuine kind words about your look then I am your guy. I adore trans girls, sissies and traps and would love to chat"}
+{"text":"Twink/21 Horny little fag after two weeks in chastity. Need someone to abuse me like a cheap slut. Hurt me, take my orgasms away from me and humiliate me. Kik: prettyghostboy"}
+{"text":"why does the kik thread keep getting deleted?"}
+{"text":"Duplicate thread rule. Start using the search function."}
+{"text":"I can't find the other one??"}
+{"text":"I have word kik in filter to be pinned at the top of page. Even tho there isnt any thread that lasts for more then 100 replies. And not just general dirty kik threads. All kik and teleguqrd related threads are missing today once again"}
+{"text":"Good, fuck you both degenerates pieces of shit spamming the usual bots"}
+{"text":"What other then social apps do you hope to find on board for social meets and networking?"}
+{"text":"Want affection but don't want to spend the time getting to know someone? Want to playact the fun parts of a relationship without the guilt of lying to your partner? Want someone to say \"I love you\" to before going to sleep without meaning it? ASL What you want What you don't want Why you want this (optional) Contact This is NOT a real dating thread, a gooner thread, or a hook up thread. Sexuality can be part of affection but the primary focus should be on affection itself. If you just want to get off don't post here. If you want a real relationship don't post here. This is for people who want to pretend at a relationship for whatever reason."}
+{"text":"Don’t matter"}
+{"text":"in my 30s, US. discord is crashbangbooom"}
+{"text":"Mid thirties as well, married with a 4chan active wife, I think we could click. disc is subservient_to_cum"}
+{"text":"ASL 33/M/USA UT about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, I stay in shape at work and in the climbing gym. Construction worker with skills and specialties as an electrician/plumber, holder of licenses and certifications, I’ve been told I have strange taste, a little bit of a tease and flirty to a fault. physical description 6’3, brown hair, blue eyes, Scandinavian ancestry, good shape, gym and outdoor climbing, like to do light distance running (half marathons) interests Hiking, camping, running, music, grilling, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Women with a gentle or friendly personality. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends, gamers are welcome! not looking for People looking for physical meets, aggressive people, greedy folks. contact Kik: IRUMBLERI"}
+{"text":"Extremely rare to see another south african here...why are you here? I'm legit asking, figure there's a reason it's so rare"}
+{"text":"New usual Rate thread!!!! Posting not mandatory, highly encouraged! Rate and have fun!!!!!! Requests open!!!"}
+{"text":"Maybe next time I could try posting something on vocaroo?? Also post inside the thread!!! Im not gonna contactfag!! Yup as long as ur okay with being rated whatever."}
+{"text":"drives me feral /10 6/10 good body but shitty hair + advertising kik ew 8/10 body id want my husband to have 8/10 i’m jealous of your body"}
+{"text":"Do you have any way to contact you outside of the thread? You’re like 9/10 easy"}
+{"text":"Thirsty faggot. She's a 7 overall, but tits are an 8 (would be 9 but pimples). Voice is 10. Pussy is only a 6.5. This is objective fact."}
+{"text":"Heey, I love your body, could you show me your belly button close please?"}
+{"text":"Thread for trans people finding others and vice versa. ASL About Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Do you have kik?"}
+{"text":"Very cute body"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/Male/TX About I like vidya. I play a lot of TF2 so if you're into that hmu. I'm 6 feet tall with a full beard and powerful belly. Looking for MTFs to chill and game with, maybe more. if you look like picrel i need you. if youre in ontario bonus points because I plan to go on a working holiday there and get PR. Contact fearandloathinginalternia"}
+{"text":"ASL 23/boy/southeast usa About irl shota lol. don’t call me a man, im a sweet little boy! i go by puppy anonymously. im a full time student currently working towards a psychology degree! my main interests include nintendo, vr, and music (especially vaporwave and other low bpm electronic music!!). beyond that, im working on my own kind of physical transition. currently in the process of weight loss (145 pounds or less is my goal!!) and in the future im looking into full body laser hair removal and other possible methods to make myself look more youthful and androgynous (dermatology and hair stuff mainly. possible enby hrt, NOT full feminization!!!) Looking for something that has the potential to grow into something long term! primarily, i really just want to meet someone i can really connect with! im hoping to meet a new friend that shares similar interests and can spend time with! having a new friend to play nintendo games with or even vrchat would be pawesome… beyond that though, im looking for someone with an interest in irl transformation, along the lines of bimbofication with some other aspects! some of my favorite artists growing up were albatross and toby_arts, and i absolutely ADOREEE their depictions of bimbofication and other depraved transformations!! i’ve gotten pretty close to doing stuff like this with an ex of mine, but unfortunately things fell through due to personality incompatibilities. i would be able to fund all of it, but this isn’t going to be something i just do instantly for some stranger. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I understood that. I was hoping that it was a good proxy for what I was trying to determine. It's not even removing that many profiles anyway, but I'll try messaging more girls and get promptly ghosted anyway. Thanks for the heads up."}
+{"text":"sane woman Wouldn't describe most of the ones I've seen on here."}
+{"text":"A tranny keeps viewing my profile and I feel sexually harassed."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"And your reason for not skipping them? Does someone like the attention?"}
+{"text":"No one likes a tranny. You didn't hsbr to repeat yourself"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! Sess 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"asl married 37.m.est looking for biofem women, married or not, to commiserate with not looking for blacks, trannies contact info disc: youroutlet"}
+{"text":"asl 24/M/USA looking for Looking for an edgy school shooter type girl to fall in love with and hate the world with. I want insane obsessive soul bonding or nothing at all. not looking for Brown, bisexual, trannies, moralfags contact info Discord is vantablackjackson"}
+{"text":"Oh nooo what i will do now? ;("}
+{"text":"Post your info and a picture only. old thread was full(Again)"}
+{"text":"dom4bltch"}
+{"text":"Victs66"}
+{"text":"lots of ppl added me"}
+{"text":"cammmden"}
+{"text":"New Year New Thread ASL Describe/About Yourself Hobbies/Interests Looking for Not looking for Tags & socials"}
+{"text":"24 yo twink, EU. About you bored outta my mind due to my job, so i need ppl to yap their ear off until i get off. I go nature walking as much as i can, if ur neary hit me up i love going on hikes with ppl. Ppl say I'm pretty so if im boring at least there's that. Interests Music (electronic, synth, melodic metal), hiking, I play RoR2 when I have time, discussing whatever"}
+{"text":"oh shit i forgot Discord katowatowato"}
+{"text":"ASL 22/f/Georgia About You bipolar and anxiety ridden minimum wage worker, music collector, beer drinker, video game player (especially pre-2010), pseudo-intellectual dumbass with probably a low iq, a little bit of a furry, socially dry and distant but trying my best. Looking For anyone with similar problems, interests, hobbies etc, dark woke warriors, open minded and thoughtful people, those who can carry conversations, (optional, but preferred). bonus points if a furry (also optional) Not Looking For extreme negativity, bigots or any form of conservative, sex shit, voice calls Contact discord: ch0bann"}
+{"text":"M22 in my dorm room with a few hours looking to fuck around. Pls hmu and send me anything to make my cock hard and help me goon in bed. Pls send somethin so hot I can’t resist getting naked and jerking my goon stick. Start innocently, then slowly corrupt my cock to get harder and harder. And please if u can fake my celeb crush in any way. Pics, vids, nudify, caps, AI, any of it would make me throb! Willing to show off if u help me out. Also down for a game of truth or dare. Pls HMU, anyone and anything welcome! Session 051c8e6f774ab979 d1379a65580e607 f97c0fd4161e154c7 57d438dd2a6a73d92b"}
+{"text":"ASL Looking for Contacts"}
+{"text":"subhuman thread"}
+{"text":"good thread my saar"}
+{"text":"Thank you saar"}
+{"text":"sssaaaaaaarrrrrr"}
+{"text":"Good morning saaaaaaar"}
+{"text":"If you’re from this part of good ol U.S of A ya’ll know what to do post your: Asl about you what you’re into what you’re not into contact"}
+{"text":"The company sounds nice, having two people to cuddle and talk to. No idea what that would look like ideally or realistically. I could see myself being happy in a number of dynamics."}
+{"text":"What would you need in that situation to be happy? Like would you need allowance, a certain amount of space, ect?"}
+{"text":"If I wasn't working, I would want an allowance. Yes, I would want my own space for an office or hobbies. I wouldn't want to share a bed with two people every night, it would probably be cramped. If you have more questions, you should share your discord so we're not taking up the thread."}
+{"text":"M/27/ Chicago Looking for a JO buddy, I’ve always wanted to do this but have never found someone to actually do it. Please let me know you come from here because I post in a lot of threads Kik: willington6"}
+{"text":"Good point. Steelsamurai0671"}
+{"text":"Join The Fishy Tank, a server for everyone, active vc and some interesting individuals pXPxZvKB"}
+{"text":"new invite zAwhbNCR"}
+{"text":"For all your hypnosis needs: I'm looking for a new hypno RP (Roleplay) Partner. I would like someone who loves to roleplay and touch my body. I'm not huge into sex, mostly groping, teasing, and changing me. I love being made into a maid, cow, employee, drone, or anything else you like. Please bring spirals. I love people with spiral profile pictures. My favorite stories are where heroines are defeated, or regular women are kidnapped and turned into slaves. Telegram: @HypnotizedFriend"}
+{"text":"f19 i wanna learn about hypno. i even have a subject to test it on 4V7WXEQKG"}
+{"text":"Wife finally agreed to nurture my sissy side. Gave me some clothes and I am allowed to meet some guys. Needing some video or pics randomly sent to further my cock lust and let me really love deep into the lifestyle. Kik: FreeUseDudeMn"}
+{"text":"Pathetic roleplayers. Go find a real tist to work with. It takes effort but the real thing is just one of the best experiences out there"}
+{"text":"kik - GalnRiley I'm trying to hypnotize my friend to transition to a girl and be addicted to cock. Is there any way to achieve this? I left their kik in case anyone wants to try."}
+{"text":"This is a space is for real connections with those who are chubby or extremely obese. A place about embracing your body so don’t be afraid to share how much you weigh and whether or not you want to pout on weight or slim down. Share your journey, meet like-minded people, and find long-term relationships or lifelong friendships. Have the confidence and if you want to share what you look like feel free! Introduce yourself: ASL About You Interests Looking For Not Looking For Contact Info"}
+{"text":"ASL 24 M, somewhere in burgerland About Short skelly Looking for A fat women that likes to fantasize about warm scenarios like pic rel and encourages me to draw (pic rel isn't mine) contact Disc:chipfab_52180"}
+{"text":"I swear I can type properly, I'm just very tired today"}
+{"text":"32 M Looking for chubby girls, someone to chat daily. Sexchat not mandatory but it's a plus SC: marck_lifter"}
+{"text":"How am I supposed to wax poetic when neither of you email back."}
+{"text":"Wonder if we’ve emailed before What do you mean you’re not interested in sex, like at all? I ask because that’s the natural way any conversation from this place will trend. I’m not saying my opener is a dick pic but"}
+{"text":"hey is anybody interested in a steam acc full of great oldschool games for low-end PCs? stuff like, Elder Scrolls games, Fallout New Vegas a lot of indie stuff, etc i have no use for it, switched to console long ago, even tho my friends been playing on it it has around 250 games total. Telegram is : @greed_1337"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Just message him nigga"}
+{"text":"who xd its me, OP, the ID keeps changing"}
+{"text":"bump! anyone can send money to Ukraine from US without PayPal?"}
+{"text":"don't bother me if you're not gonna pay for it, faggots. I'm fed up with your disrespect and catfishing lies"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the ERP thread! Freezing Edition Previous thread: The purpose of this thread is to serve as a place where anons can freely share their contact information, characters, solicit roleplay, share fantasies, discuss kinks, and everything else related to ERP. What's ERP? Erotic Roleplay is text, or voice, based conversation where people build towards \"sexy time\" that's usually more structured than dirty talk. For many, the plots, settings, and characters in ERP allow for fantasies to be more fully discovered, explored, and fulfilled. Where can I ERP? Pretty much on any medium that allows for communication, including KIK, Telegram, Discord, Skype, and even Twitter/Instagram DMs. I'm looking for something more advanced. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"33m Really want to do a scenario where you are my mean older step sister who bullies/blackmails me with her smelly feet Disc realone709"}
+{"text":"29/m/bi Horny slim, subby boy looking to RP and trade with a hung dom guy. Into a lot of kinks, but love girls feet, BWC, BBC, being bullied, cucked, humiliated etc Come put me in my place Disc: .t1ck."}
+{"text":"upside ball rp"}
+{"text":"Iv always had this fantasy of meeting someone who can possess another body if anyone else would like to play that role feel free hit me up R3A7CS7D7"}
+{"text":"lmaooo this made me giggle"}
+{"text":"Come out here and live and work at the Grand Canyon! Plenty of autistic people and rascist out here. Enjoy low rent along with a place to meet local gooners. Or maybe just plan a trip with other channers. Looking for a girl non black girl into raceplay with a fat black guy, hit me up and live out here with me."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Hiiii! everyone I'm 18 male I want some people to add me and talk to me and vc with me on discord without ghosting me and vanishing for good I added few people from  most of them straight up ghosted me and vanished I managed to gather two people they are very nice and i'm very happy I made a new thread though recently and got banned fuck me and now I'm here Discord is woooooooooooooah"}
+{"text":"do you play minecraft ive been trying to find people to play minecraft modded with me, i dont mind vc either"}
+{"text":"I'm very sorry anon My pc suck I can't run minecraft but I'd be really happy if you contact me"}
+{"text":"Will you send me pictures of your penis and asshole?"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"honestly, this is the wrong place to make friends and you sound like you dont know how to make them anyway"}
+{"text":"Last one was dying so started a new one! Copied from OP: I’m so fucking tired of 99% of threads here being just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :( So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends - and still keep it NSFW when it feels right. :3 About me: asl 33, m, Mexico, bi interests Online politics, analog photography, record collecting, mixology, cooking Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No way this is real"}
+{"text":"I am, really pretty dick btw"}
+{"text":"26M Looking for long term porn buds. Let’s edge to porn, celebs, anime and whatever else gets us throbbing. Bonus if you’re in a relationship and love showing off. ZXRFFA86D"}
+{"text":"w"}
+{"text":"ASL 33/M/USA UT about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, I stay in shape at work and in the climbing gym. Construction worker with skills and specialties as an electrician/plumber, holder of licenses and certifications, I’ve been told I have strange taste, a little bit of a tease and flirty to a fault. physical description 6’3, lean/muscular, brown hair, blue eyes, Scandinavian ancestry, good shape, gym and outdoor climbing, like to do light distance running (half marathons) interests Hiking, camping, running, music, grilling, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Women with a gentle or friendly personality. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends, gamers are welcome! not looking for People looking for physical meets, aggressive people, greedy folks. contact Kik: IRUMBLERI"}
+{"text":"Thread for people who enjoy Western animation and comics to meet each other. ASL about favorite media looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"exactly the same happened to me, wonder if it's the same one"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Bit off topic, but I'm curious. Any commies, especially MLs/\"tankies\" about? I'm working on a worldbuilding project and could use some fellow travelers to get things going strong Reply with a means of getting in touch. I'll reach out if/when I can"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!!!!! ! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"ASL 43m Georgia Physical description 6’4” average athletic type body, hung cock Interests Outdoors, cooking, music, and sports Looking for Female to chat with and see what happens. Will also entertain cucks who want to show Not looking for Gay/Bi Contact Kik: Cane29"}
+{"text":"Looking for old man Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Bumping sam"}
+{"text":"ww"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!!!!! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"New thread for WOMEN ONLY. No men may post their ads Women may post what they are looking for along with a contact, or they may post requesting for another to post theirs. NO MEN ARE ALLOWED TO POST ADS FOR THEMSELVES. All men who post their ads will be added to a list of digital sex offenders and publicly humiliated."}
+{"text":"alright, give me your disc or contact and i'll see if i can add you"}
+{"text":"You can add 3h4rd Likely won't accept the invite or chat until tonight though."}
+{"text":"Dude I love warframe I've got nobody to run it with could we play?"}
+{"text":"Added you, can relate to this partly and can share traumadumping and stupid memes, depressed, autistic but trying to function. My username contains \"noob\" in it."}
+{"text":"Oh boy I sure do loving the same mission 555 gorillion times to get a tiddlywink on an item that may or may not be good. War frame is great"}
+{"text":"A thread for black girls to find the white anons who would be open to talking with them."}
+{"text":"A poor nonwhite chud like me will never find my nubian qvveen..."}
+{"text":"Bwc for queen Discord/kik: victs66"}
+{"text":"I wish my penis was this thick"}
+{"text":"ASL 34/m/italy Interests gaming, movies, anime, musics, mythology Looking For I'm really addicted to chubby girls with HUGE pair of tits, i can stare at them like, the whole day. I'm looking for a girl preferably with big tits (but not mandatory) to chat/sexchat(always not mandatory) and/or photos/video share of ourselves Discord hysoalex"}
+{"text":"How short we talking?"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussion of blackmail, exposure, humiliation role play and consensual non consent related topics. ssissies femboys and tiny dick cucks welcomed."}
+{"text":"Bumping cuz i really want to be blackmailed and exposed Disc: bunnykay28 Kik: X3BunnyExposed"}
+{"text":"Controlling and manipulative dom always looking for new girls to bm, I'll make sure it a fun ride Time can be negotiated Only looking for girls willing to verify, prefer 20 and under Open to help others if the girls is cute I may not respond right away but ill get to you KZPFAJ43N 05f0319fc12a64c28f87ea 759fb2262ca0d274eec4c79 adab161cff1fcd62f8f5a"}
+{"text":"25 Arab dom bull Give me your girl Into humiliation raceplay feargasm cuckolding raceplay censoring ect Kik kimia16666"}
+{"text":"22 F CIS woman mean goth domme looking for obedient piggies, losers, femboys and sissies, incels, gooners, footslaves and men who do what they're told. let me ruin you, drain you, degrade you and humiliate you. kik: witchvomit"}
+{"text":"I want a sub who is willing to be controlled, exposed, humiliated, bullied and abused but love every moment. Must be female, any size, any race, any age. Kik greydrain"}
+{"text":"ASL About you (hobbies, interests, etc.) Looking for Not looking for Contact information"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"40 bi m norfolk into hearing guilty confession seeing guys wife's gf or fami pregnant and breastfeeding kink open minded perv cock rate kik youandme1939 teleguard G68PDNUFJ"}
+{"text":"I'm 23 F If anyone wants to make a new gfriend we can talk. Telegram @Andrea557p"}
+{"text":"Hey, what's your disc? I love undertale as well and would like to play ow2 with you I'm fatchouli99 on disc if you want me :D"}
+{"text":"Know I shouldn’t be doing this but I’m horny for a girl I used to teach. Would love a chat over her if anyone’s interested. She’s Irish and unreal. Kik pinkskies999"}
+{"text":"post some tunes, talk to each other, maybe find a new friend(s) and exchange contact!"}
+{"text":"instagram reaction image running defensive action for trooners I don't even have to see your face to know you've got a septum piercing."}
+{"text":"you don't like cartel and schizo reels? what a hater. ive got a LOT more than just a septum piercing buddy. quit flirting with me."}
+{"text":"Ye lemme leech Cestaudi on disc"}
+{"text":"you disagree with me, so you must secretly have a crush on me! kek, what is this gradeschool bullshit"}
+{"text":"34/M/straight. Interested in chatting/sharing pics/memes/sexting whatever. Only interested in women, sorry boyz. I'm white, fit but skinny, very open minded and into all body types. Used to be an emo kid, now a functioning stoner. Hmu. My kik is @PhotonAZ"}
+{"text":"Still around"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Anyone got more of Brooklyn? Kik: perfectbull62"}
+{"text":"Looking fuck buddy am horny Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Send me all your taboo. Pics or stories doesnt matter. Anything goes. IAmTheCurryNow12"}
+{"text":"Fat Thread Haven't seen one in a while Fat, hairy, dirty perv here looking for cute sissy/trap/femboys to show off their cute fuckable asses and watch me jerk off to you. Bonus if you got toys Or do you wanna have your wife/gf/ex/mom/sis/aunt/etc used and abused and fucked and impregnated by some fat, greasy, hairy, filthy slob and watch? kik: jaaayyy9156 Telegram: @warlockjay99 Pic is me"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, contact?"}
+{"text":"leave contact if interested no fatties"}
+{"text":"300 lb skinny dick d cup guy Down to compare bodies, everything with you if you're fit/skinny dt5045"}
+{"text":"oo"}
+{"text":"Send me your taboo. Anything goes IAmTheCurryNow12"}
+{"text":"Cis-fem only. Timestamp if new. No contactfagging - do not request/post personal info/contact info/discordfagging/name/location [dox]. No soliciting - advertising (all forms) is not welcome on 4chan, this includes any type of referral linking, \"offers\", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc. No nevernudes - go to the rate threads. Be civil - do not spam the thread or bully/stalk/harass posters and others anons. No pic dumping old thread ???"}
+{"text":"omg..please tell me you’re bi pleasepleasepleaseplea"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"OMG you're back. I remember your sloppy attitude and your incredible mouth, you drove me crazy. Happy to see you back here, how are you?"}
+{"text":"and I also remeber how much you like to be groped properly... I'd definitely treat as you wish and deserve for as long as necessary to let you tired, sweaty and satisfied"}
+{"text":"damn it's good to see a properly big girl that belly is begging to be kneaded while fucking you"}
+{"text":"Post here if you believe in dating with the intent to marry and want to meet likeminded people. a/s/l about you looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"A/S/L 19/ F / NY About You I'm pretty mixed ehe,, I'm filipino, black, native, and european!! I'm 5'2 and I'm slim. I really like films and photography! also I'm somewhat timid and awkward (sorry if that's a dealbreaker) Looking For I would like to meet someone who's creative and who has the same interests! Different interests are okay as well :-3,, I would prefer people who are into the arts though!! I don't really care about race, as long as you are nice, patient, and kind to me. Not Looking For Anyone older than 26 (sorry), sex pests, and crazies. Contact eviledoerr"}
+{"text":"just woke up, so why not. a/s/l 24/mtf/us about me Straight subby girl with a worthless degree. i don't work fulltime, i just do some consulting work on the side. i have no debt and my surgeries are self funded. i have i guess typical 4chan interests. i really enjoy cooking, photography(my absent dad is a photographer) and anything in nature I believe that it's best for relationships' net happiness if women follow and (kind, greater-good minded, not self-interested) men lead. i therefore want something bdsm lifestyle adjacent. i'm interested in a long-term romantic relationship with someone who will be my other half that i dedicate everything to, nothing casual. i am flexible as to the exact kind of the dynamic, anything from mostly in bed to 24/7 tpe i'm open to. I want to live in a world without lies. that means authenticity first and removing ourselves from as much societal bs expectation as possible. of course i prefer traditional roles, but i don't like performativity. Let's get to know each other organically first. discussion of mutual goals early is really important to me too. looking for strong masculine kind authentic man that doesn't mind trannies, is intellectual, and who wants a wife that will do basically whatever he pleases for him. not looking for women, effeminate men, men that just want sex, i don't really care about politics but no crazy commies please. contact oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks @ discord. this is an alt. i will add you on my main if we click and i feel very comfy."}
+{"text":"no actual interests listed no photos 16 replies me: 0 reason: she has tits and a V. Fuck, this place is thirsty af and way out of proportion. I'm done with this place, bro. Need to get off screens. Back to the real world I go."}
+{"text":"List ASL 29, female, married (but looking to leave at some point), US Territory about me Emotional, loving island girl who loves singing, playing instruments, doing stuff for people, watching anime and shows, and playing games. I can be kinky and physical touch, words of affirmation, and sometimes gift giving are my love languages. love the beach and will go any time of the day but swimming at night is my favorite. I love getting to know people. And I love singing for people. looking for White guys who wanna maybe settle down. Sweet, kind, but tough crazy man. Who can dish out jokes but is consistent. Makes me feel loved and like a princess. Takes care of me in every way and I’ll always take care of him. Someone who is patient loving and kind with my BPD and who doesn’t judge me for it. Who’s patient and doesn’t abandon me. Basically the perfect guy. Dom for sure. As I am submissive to the max. not looking for Immediate NSFW. Pic collectors. Gooners ghosters. Discord: mystery142"}
+{"text":"You should try the rushed marriage thread instead. You clearly have no intention of committing to a relationship or to settle down, which is more the kind of things this thread is about (love, soulmate, marriage)."}
+{"text":"u need real problems"}
+{"text":"damn all i said was vocaroo is just an inconvenient way to communicate, idk why ur surprised its dead"}
+{"text":"LMAO i thought you meant the way I talk specifically, my bad gang"}
+{"text":"Old thread SHUT IN THREAD FAQ ======================================= What do I do in the threads? Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity! Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in? No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick. I DON'T LIKE ___________ Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you. Can I put in contact info? Sure, you may use this template or any of your own. name? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Name? James Contact info sc: cherrymerchant Age 32 Sex M Location Philippines Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"do i count as a shut in if the only reason i leave my house is to go to work and visit my parents? i don't interact with anyone"}
+{"text":"i think so"}
+{"text":"No. Even just going to work would have disqualified you, but the fact you also go to your parents is really far removed from the concept of shut in. You will notice the questionnaire has a line: NEET/Introvert/Shut-In? You could be (depends on you, not your action pattern) an introvert even though you're obviously not a NEET or shut-in."}
+{"text":"you are retarded"}
+{"text":"discord SERVERS pitch your server and how many are in it"}
+{"text":"This server sux"}
+{"text":"Garfield Bump"}
+{"text":"throw me a (You) Been meaning to find the time to listen to this. Would have sooner if I knew it was so short. So.... Great Voice! Sorry for the delay. Still taking requests?"}
+{"text":"Listening to some of these audios makes me feel things, you nonas should really consider voice acting"}
+{"text":"How the hell does someone find and/or date u ? Also what made u into a sadist/what are u into ?"}
+{"text":"that pic Male spotted"}
+{"text":"cant even really blame you for assuming that but, no. id say it takes a woman to truly appreciate female suffering, actually. post generic questions here as i cba to individually reply to people."}
+{"text":"you dont date me, or we date for a short period of time before i lose interest. i am chronically bored a lot of abuse made me this way. i just like verbally tearing someone to shreds once i know their weak points and have to hide my joy because it makes me happy."}
+{"text":"Edgelord virgin loser"}
+{"text":"I like men that do everything I want. Into blood, cutting, needles, sometimes piss but that's not a deal breaker. Must be willing to satisfy my bloodlust. If you're going to add me then send me an introductory message explaining who you are and what you expect from me. Not looking for a fulltime sub, just a plaything so that I can get off narcoticritual on disc"}
+{"text":"For cali anons. Last thread reached bump limit."}
+{"text":"discord - bob38534"}
+{"text":"The mysterious bob38534… leaving so much to the imagination…who are you? Where from?"}
+{"text":"i hate my life i used to live in san diego now i live in fucking tulare county what the fuck i’m 18 and female and ill never be able to live in beachy california againbbecause of fucking tourists i’ll probably need a roommate if i move back and that roommmate will rape and kill me or something. no contact cus i hate my life and like to complaikm on the internet"}
+{"text":"That’s funny, I was from the Central Valley about an hour from Tulare and now I’m in San Diego. And I hate the heat so much. The beach and the ocean are cool though"}
+{"text":"Bump Still seeking for a long term sex partner Im not into GOONERS.!! KIK liltightqussy"}
+{"text":"Do relationships (or friendships) even work out on here or do they just become toxic messes? Generally curious"}
+{"text":"I tried. I always get cheated on."}
+{"text":"I don't think you are my ex, but if you have bpd you need to get help for it before it ruins more relationships."}
+{"text":"No. You ll waste your time pouring your heart out to a girl that will claim to be madly in love with you. She ll even call you big brother. Will lie that you're the only one and that she wants to meet you. Only for her to drop you like a sack of potatoes and you later realizing that she was talking to several other guys at the same time."}
+{"text":"Why are you so colossally vain? You should be ashamed to be like this. :("}
+{"text":"Why are you so convinced you know me despite not knowing anything about me beyond what I've said here? You should be ashamed to assume so much."}
+{"text":"any trans-friendly right wing discord servers? its hard to find spaces that will accept me and my views together"}
+{"text":"Catholics are the closest to the demiurge. this is why every good natured man is naturally repulsed."}
+{"text":"someone should make cloud over this post so i can use it as reaction image on discord"}
+{"text":"its hard to find spaces that will accept me and my views together Really makes you wonder"}
+{"text":"Hii guys does anybody know good servers that worship neet smelly girls I feel like shit and I want something to cheer me up"}
+{"text":"i've got a bwc, you should add me discord is ppebun"}
+{"text":"Sorry I mistook my handle LMAOOO @dakotavonhesse"}
+{"text":"to whoever read this, I posted in the wrong thread cuz I'm drunk so sorry lmao :c"}
+{"text":"hi me be my girlfriend discord - consxmer"}
+{"text":"UNsyaqexqY"}
+{"text":"This is the best"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"And bump"}
+{"text":"A thread for female dominants and those who appreciate them. When writing remember to put yourself in the mind of the person you're trying to attract and think what kind of things might catch their eye. Having interests you're passionate about is alluring and mention anything you believe could spark a connection. Be broad and cast a wide net. Be positive Also it's good to rewrite your post for each new thread instead of just copy-pasting the old one. It'll help you to improve it and attract more attention. ASL About you Interests Kinks Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Soaryn_Soc on discord and kik"}
+{"text":"Don't know if you're still looking, but I'd love to talk. Telegram is @danfaps"}
+{"text":"Would love to chat I can be such a good and adoring puppy for you. Snapchat me? Crankshaft47"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"Hi 20M puppy :) my discord is auvry_o"}
+{"text":"Trans Dating Thread!! ASL Description. Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 32/M/UK Looking for Someone right wing and clingy. I'm 6ft, fat, hairy, masculine, blue eyes, white. Not looking for BPD Discord solxsolxsol"}
+{"text":"how so?"}
+{"text":"ASL 21 MTF North Texas About Pretty tired all the time, I work a dead end job and have no one to hang out with irl, I like warhammer books, I do 3D Modelling in my spare time, honestly my gender identity falls more into hrt femboy territory than just wanting to be a cis woman but who cares. also i'm a freak and into some crazy stuff so. Looking For Men around my age, preferably if you like video games and slop that's cool Not Looking For women, obese people, people that just want nsfw, ghosters. Contact disc: tiredallthetimefriend if we click, i'll add you on my main"}
+{"text":"ASL 30/M/MD About White and in pretty good shape-not necessarily interested in romance or anything serious but not against it for the right person. Wants Sexually- I’m looking for a top. I would love to meet a black girl with a big dick but I’m open to what the world has to offer. If you fit the above description then reply and I can give you an email or my discord"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/Male/TX About I like vidya. I play a lot of TF2 so if you're into that hmu. I'm 6 feet tall with a full beard and powerful belly. Looking for mtfs to chill and game with, maybe more. if you look like picrel i need you. if youre in ontario bonus points because I plan to go on a working holiday there and get PR, so let's link up. Contact fearandloathinginalternia"}
+{"text":"This is the sequel to /FAG/ #1 a dating and discussion thread for swedish supergroup ABBA, meet and connect with fellow high brow lads and ladies, ABBA unity at every opportunity ASL Fav song Fav band member Looking for etc. contact"}
+{"text":"oh motherfucker now i just look like ex-pink/fag instead of like ex-yellow/fag/ this thread is a PRISON!!!"}
+{"text":"why would you do this to /fag/"}
+{"text":"i am going krazy with a k"}
+{"text":"debate: if a male /fag/got wants to be dancing royalty, is he a dancing king or a dancing queen further would they be a dancing king/queen consort if dancing with someone else"}
+{"text":"depends how xe identifies"}
+{"text":"No transgenders/poly/homosexual/sexual deviants. You can make your own thread or post in literally any other thread. I wouldn't post in your thread, so don't post in mine, thanks! ASL About you + Favorite thing about the PNW Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"theres only like the same 5 people in this thread"}
+{"text":"Th “No faggots” rule naturally reduced the population.. This is preferred."}
+{"text":"Looking for older than me who loves liltight pussy and small girl Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"clearly not because that deranged tranny colton still posted here"}
+{"text":"telegram discord?"}
+{"text":"Convince me to regrow my beard"}
+{"text":"last thing a six year old sees before they find out they're gay"}
+{"text":"do you live on the equator?"}
+{"text":"who tf is walter white?"}
+{"text":"probably lives on equator"}
+{"text":"What you need is a rhinoplasty. Your nose is too short for such an overwhelming jaw. The reason you look better with a beard is that it disguises exactly how huge your jaw / chin is. And that's also why you took such a low angle in your second photo. Basically your nostrils need to be moved down close to your lip to help your facial features \"fill out\" how vast your lower face is."}
+{"text":"D*scord spammers and coomers should be made fun of asl looking for not looking for contact god bless"}
+{"text":"is he trying? really?"}
+{"text":"trying to look like a fat pizza side character maybe"}
+{"text":"Am horny asian looking for fuck buddy Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Looks like don lemon and p.diddy had a fucked up inbred child"}
+{"text":"do you have tg? i cbf making a discord burner"}
+{"text":"i am unfortunately not able to go since im destroying my soul doing a masters at jerry sandusky's alma mater(ps: did you know there was a discontinued icecream flavor called the sandusky blitz?), but i wish everyone who can go a bloody good time"}
+{"text":"You ruined the thread with your extremely specific OP, but actually yeah I'm down to go."}
+{"text":"28/M/267 area code Tall, fit, a bit degenerate, obsessive looking for a friend to hang out or go to concerts with. I'm down to just chat online as well discord: oatmilk2.000"}
+{"text":"It's running Feb-May, some weekend would probably work for you. If only we could have another thread of a bunch of ASL sausageposts and nothing happening. What sounds more fun? A. Talking to scammers on discord for five minutes and then never speaking again. B. Calling skeletons slurs with a real live motley crew of 4chan weirdos."}
+{"text":"Anybody wanna meet up at Waffle House in a few hours?"}
+{"text":"Thanks, Anon. I hadn't noticed the links; I don't fully understand how they work. And thanks! Hopefully I'll find the voice that I need."}
+{"text":"Wait no Im actually just retarded lmao. I thought adding www would fix the broken embeds on 4chanX, it doesnt"}
+{"text":"tx thread"}
+{"text":"Anyone women in the dallas area into bondage? Its hard enough meeting women outside of work when youre there six days a week, even harder when youre looking for someone on the kinkier side."}
+{"text":"oh shit more gay drama?"}
+{"text":"Imagine griefing men over sexwork in 2026, Texas hoes built different confirmed"}
+{"text":"Looking for fuck buddy prepared for oldermen who.loves to eat pussy Telegram TrixiaCole17 Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"for example, i would not ignore something i considered to be a major character flaw or difference in moral code just because the other person and i had a ton in common. or if we had a ton in common and there was no chemistry. you can't force that sort of thing. it is essential. sometimes you can have fuck all in common and great chemistry and aligned moral codes."}
+{"text":"What you are describing is actually exactly what I mean by \"it's not about checking boxes\". Exactly like you say, some boxes are more important than others. I tried to explain it using the opposite end of the spectrum in my example: some boxes in an ideal partner are trivial and it really doesn't matter if they're not checked. Your examples are the same thing but on the other side: boxes so big that even if you matched 99% of boxes but not that one, it would be a dealbreaker."}
+{"text":"So did OP ever get in contact with Cupid and share notes with him?"}
+{"text":"The married woman from the UK ran some good matchmaking threads. I suppose she’s not around anymore."}
+{"text":"i can imagine me writing some shit down like \"I don't want someone who is racist Well yeah, I’m probably one of the most normal people on this board and that would filter me alone. If you’re not racially fatigued in 2026 what are you even doing?"}
+{"text":"Damn these threads keep dying"}
+{"text":"M/47/604 Are you a femanon with cool, favourite spots to visit in the 604 area? City or nature? Sounds like a good conversation starter; I’ll share mine."}
+{"text":"Goddamit, pic loads sideways and I forget to add contact info too, lol. Easybluegrey on Kik and Discord"}
+{"text":"i used to play wow all the time but haven't touched it in like 6 months if that counts."}
+{"text":"About 40/M/Montreal Computers, arts, nature. Looking for Real peoples from Montreal. Not looking for Discord/Telegram bots. Contact anonymous2673 at proton.me"}
+{"text":"30M gooning to asian girlies I know from 604 looking for depraved creeps to goon and chat about how we'd slowly violate them 05a3906ab27ec3d 8f30990f1c44bc4b2 8b341594c8cb8ee8 46ab654aecce3b3c14"}
+{"text":"ASL Hobbies/Interests Looking for Not looking for Tags & socials"}
+{"text":"ASL 26/M/midwest US hobbies and interests I primarily play fighting games in my free time and easily is my favorite genre, I love SNK fighters but I've been playing a lot of third strike on fightcade, i play tf2 a lot as well, its hard for me to play new games but I can try, I like animanga, some of my favorite series are dragon ball, chainsaw man (and fujimoto's other works), bokutachi ga yarimashita, and good night punpun, I know english and spanish and I'm trying to learn japanese as a third language, i'm also learning guitar (im mediocre) and starting to do art (im mediocre), I like listening to new music I haven't listened to before, I recently listened to illmatic by nas and lord willin' by clipse, i also like pokemon and yugioh looking for i just wanna play fighting games and other activities with a cute girl/guy and message them while I'm at work missing them throughout the day ya know? pls play fgs!! not looking for one-sided conversations, weirdos tags discord: met.to"}
+{"text":"ASL 38/M/US Looking For A relationship (Any gender) Not Looking For Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins Interests Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys Music Hip hop, jazz, r&b, idm, industrial, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, futurepop, downtempo, coldwave, soul, funk, ambient techno, breakbeat, gothic rock, alternative metal, nu metal, deathrock, dub, blues, chillout, deep house, dream pop, shoegaze, big beat, latin alternative, drum and bass, alt-country, electro, mpb, ska, reggae, space rock, samba, video game music, cabaret, sea shanties Discord dwr.gi"}
+{"text":"F/23 | gooner artist, drunktard girl failure and full time nerd I guess lmao, don't mind talking and listening to music while drunk lol | Discord: Dakotavonhesse"}
+{"text":"You're beautiful can I see some of your art"}
+{"text":"ASL interests contact/discord"}
+{"text":"Looking for older than me am 20 asian have petite body Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"25/M/VA Physical description Latin, straight, fit, 5'9, well groomed (shaving every other day, lots of self care) Looking for Meet ups, chill out, open minded people, something casual, fwb Not looking for Same gender Contact Tele: RQ6ASW"}
+{"text":"34/M/South Carolina SC 864 I love showing off my wife. The closer your love to me the better, I want to risk you knowing her but I'll show her off to anyone. I really shouldn't but I'm going to do it anyway. Not looking for humiliation, it's more of a stag thing than a cuck thing. If you try to play the cocky bull, I'll just ignore you. Tele: TK2FEANCB"}
+{"text":"ASL about/interests when you can usually call looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"19f i get sososo bored at night i love yapping but have no one to yap 2 need someone who i can sit on call w sometimes disc: bunny9mimi"}
+{"text":"Am 20 asian female looking for fuck buddy am horny Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"Stupid ghosting asshole."}
+{"text":"28 m Just looking to chat about whatever through the night. Bored looking to make conversation with anyone really. Fem's preferred. Lets pretend youre on a talk show. Disc: after.life"}
+{"text":"Do any femanons on /soc/ genuinely enjoy having their assholes licked/analingus? If so, add me on discord, I'd love to chat about it with you. Also just a thread for people who like butt stuff in general. Discord: slenderius"}
+{"text":"Now I’m craving it"}
+{"text":"State? Age?"}
+{"text":"I have a local servant for that.."}
+{"text":"um, biology? when a guy gets his ass ate he's generally not having his prostate tongued anon. and speaking from experience a lot of girls like having their asshole licked. i did it to a virginal girl before she ever had her pussy eaten. she was kind of nervous about all that stuff but having her butt licked felt so good for her she just let me dig in as much as i wanted."}
+{"text":"I live for eating butt Kik sappedu"}
+{"text":"previous:  reached img limit post invite links to discord servers itt"}
+{"text":"GOONING ANARCHY join if you're a true gooner, just dump your goon material collection in here. keep it legal though discord.gg/RcNUBn8T7c"}
+{"text":"This thread is for people with Asperger's syndrome to meet each other. Post: ASL special interest what you are looking for what you aren't looking for discord"}
+{"text":"ASL 30/M/USA MD about Stable functioning member of society and successful financially, albeit boring as can be. Outer party member of the federal technocracy, holder of degrees, eater of cheese, and a little bit of a tease. ass burger with a side of ass peas and for desert ass pie Some family members who have experience dealing with autistic kids and some friends who have autism say they think I have autism, but I have not gone in for a diagnosis and do not plan to do so. interests Hiking, camping, running, music, baking, manga, vidya. looking for Emotional and physical intimacy with a femboy or possibly trans person. Or just meeting cool anons and making friends. not looking for Sex, drugs, tattoos, non-US citizens. contact Discord: thecube20"}
+{"text":"asl 20/M/Florida Description White,5’11,college, shut-in autist (if you wanna see my face, just ask, you’d have to see it anyways) Interests love Anime, favorite anime’s are mainly Monster, Steins;Gate 1 and 0, Rozen Maiden, Code Geass, nichijou, Kaiji there’s more but that’s the rundown, I wouldn’t mind watching anime with someone, in fact I’d love to For games I guess a few games and franchises I can name: REmake, Yakuza games, getting into persona, I love fatal frame, Victoria 2, getting into Dark Souls, liked Kingdom Come Deliverance, chaos;head (I do play l4d2 and War of Rights along with Holdfast occasionally but not with friends and not much) I honestly don’t mind playing multiplayer games (even if it’s ones I don’t have) I just have no one to play games with As for music I love metal, mainly doom, SOME death, SOME black metal, power metal, the only metal I dislike is thrash metal or thrashy metal, I like alt rock (like ozma, weezer, the rentals, and sElf), along with some Neofolk, and also baroque and classical, love harpsichords, I’ve been getting into music since February so don’t expect me to know every household band As for other stuff I like, love history, 15th to 20th century, I like 20th century politics, I won’t talk about this stuff to you unless you want me to though, since it can bore people out. I like geography and nature Looking for Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL: M/24/SWE About Me: I'm a swedish guy, diagnosed sperg (diagnosed at 5 y/o), who got gainful employment, and finally getting some money in. I barely have a social life outside of my work, though, and some other clubs I'm in. I've always had a better time socialising with people online, though I've gotten slightly better at holding conversations irl as I've gotten older. I've started getting back into vidya again, as I've been playing Fable II like crazy lately. Other than vidya, I love cooking and baking and singing as well. I also play a lot of D&D, and through that, I quite like creative writing. Looking For: Anyone who wants to be friends, or maybe just have a conversation. Male or female, it doesn't matter to me, so long as you want someone to talk with casually in your free time, I'm up for it. If anything else develops along the way, we can cross that street when we get there, but for now, I just want friends and people to shoot the shit with. NOT Looking For: People who want me to join their servers. People who can't write or speak properly in English. People who ghost and unadd you after a day etc etc. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL 21/m/new england northeast USA interests recently rediscovered my love for adventure time and really want someone to talk about it with others are video editing, history, evangelion, linguistics, cycling, and learning japanese favorite bands are number girl, fishmans, yes, king crimson, tricot, and car seat headrest absolutely love yotsuba and azumanga daioh and seals what you are looking for fairly normal people 18-26 what you aren't looking for right wingers high maintenance discord Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"For adults seeking adults. Please be 30+ years old if you post ITT. ASL About you Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"ASL 31/M/USA About you Autist with NEET personality. Has interest in video games, biology, animation, and music, with some dabbling into philosophy and religion. Looking for Steady friendship where we can be there for each other and explore new things. Hug emoji energy. Other autists preferred. Not looking for Women, leftists, people with other mental illnesses. Contact wooster411 on Discord."}
+{"text":"shinuay98"}
+{"text":"Why not start now. TG Martin Coombs Have pics to swap"}
+{"text":"tannerlawrence"}
+{"text":"ASL asian, 30m about you just a guy looking for sext not looking for not sext contact disc mugimelonpan tg HTJ46W9TR Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"for people looking for friends to watch and talk about anime with."}
+{"text":"tag is in the filename"}
+{"text":"oh for the sake of abundant clarity dont include the .png"}
+{"text":"Discord trashposter"}
+{"text":"is this still open? i have nothing to do until i sleep denpa_audiovisual"}
+{"text":"24 M US I like Hidamari Sketch, Aria, visual novels, and anything that takes my mind off the stress of grad school <_< I live in the middle of nowhere and I already have trouble making friends on top of the lack of people around My discord is frogholdingumbrella I hope I'm not too late..."}
+{"text":"Troony jannies took down the last one after 1.5 weeks for no reason, other one reached bump limit now Just a classic rate thread, no bs."}
+{"text":"more than half of the posters on this thread are cute ur just a jealous incel lole"}
+{"text":"Goonette No one believes this bullshit lmfao nice AI"}
+{"text":"No beard, loose weight, no glasses, both or no earpods"}
+{"text":"Beta Very angular, bit too angular for a girl Exchanged that fat for some muscular definition"}
+{"text":"hm, really? i think my jaw could be way sharper, it’s pretty mid now"}
+{"text":"A thread for anyone living along this recursive paradise of Wawas, dead malls, and deader dreams. 16 states from the Caribbean to Canada, surely you can find a friend here anon. Use any template, or the one below if you need a nudge. ASL Interests/Description Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"20 F either in Manhattan or SI depending on the time of year.. currently in college I love alt fashion and dressing alternative, I am also really interested in body modification I throughly enjoy spending unnecessary amounts of money in ktown I love to draw bc I study art/art history also and I like to talk about art history. A lot My other hobbies include working out, playing various shitty pc games, watching random youtubers, listening to unhealthy amounts of white girl pop music and web design I’m not looking for a relationship. Please. I MIGHT consider if we click well and you’re attractive enough but don’t get your hopes high. I’m mostly just looking 4 someone to yap with and vc with and maybe game with too. Also I don’t have any gender or age preferences but I might be less likely to add if you’re significantly older. So yea if that sounds cool and awesome my email’s putme2sleep@proton.me and if you sound cool and awesome we can exchange discord @ Or you can just reply here but I might be less likely to see it bc I don’t keep my 4chan tabs open"}
+{"text":"She was over the moon that anons liked it. Thx for saying so. I'd argue it's a bit of both. It can be cozy driving along at night."}
+{"text":"asl 33 m Virginia (Florida in 3/4 months) bio Fairly normal dude whose always down to chat. I like baking, gardening, exploring the outdoors, gaming, weird history, spooky stuff and making Gunpla. I'm currently trying to figure out what to do with myself after my lease is up in April. Got any cool jobs or neat places to suggest, by all means, I am open. I'm also trying to get back into video editing and making gaming/essay slop for a living. Had some minor success in the past. I prefer to talk to people daily/semi daily. I'm the friend who checks in on people. I also will talk to you about your problems as long as that's not all we talk about. Into a lotta fandoms I'll list em below. I'm also looking for people local to my area to hang out with. I'm a big on international pals for a change of pace. I'm willing to be friends with lots of types just don't be a dick. Fandoms: Baki Kengan Asura Lord of the Rings Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Looking for horny man am horny now let's fuck now Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"true actually... i was cruising through maine at like 1:30 am one time and the sky was majestic"}
+{"text":"This thread is for friendships, relationships, or just meeting people whatever you’re looking for. Drop your info if you’re from NC. Post: Age & Sex area code/general location about you what you’re looking for what you’re not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"message me on sc domisfine"}
+{"text":"having trouble finding a reason to get out of bed anymore. i should probably get back on sniffle and get aids so i can just die or find someone to beat me regularly so i feel like i'm not just a walking corpse"}
+{"text":"What's your tg I'm in Charlotte"}
+{"text":"I am looking for a female slave. C4UL8AU7C - teleguard"}
+{"text":"20 female asian looking for fuck body Telegram TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"I don't even like hair but Ko8/j2kC is an absolute babe god damn"}
+{"text":"Why did you ask then?Jeezzz"}
+{"text":"I prayed for your return QT, so good to see you back! Could you have this pic but just in video format? Like you playingwith your boobs, pussy, and feet, and spitting on your boobs (like the last video you did which was SO hot)"}
+{"text":"Fyp9"}
+{"text":"Would bury my tongue in your tight asshole"}
+{"text":"post your ad, post what interracial relationship you want"}
+{"text":"ASL 25, Male, Europe About me Alright, I am just a simple white guy who finds BNWO fetish and interracial relationships+interactions highly interesting from the viewpoint of psychology and not only in RP or sexting aspects (: Looking for Biological girls who don't mind having a captivating and cute convo about interracial dynamics as a whole. It would be even better if you had an actual experience. Not looking for Coomers and sissies who just wanna jerk off :/ Tag Discord: silverlandscape"}
+{"text":"31/M/US Just a mostly pale middle eastern man (brown hair and brown eyes) looking for a long term relationship with a white woman. I was born in the US although I am ESL, hopefully that isnt a problem. I am a career driven man with a lot of geeky hobbies like collecting retro hardware and fixing them. I don't like the OP image but I wanted to see if there is anyone interested out there. my discord is piequiet"}
+{"text":"31 y/o white male w/ blond hair and green eyes. 5'7\"/1.73m with an average build. Looking for someone to settle down and start a family with, don't care about race/ethnicity/nationality. Disqualifiers are single moms, severe mental illness (anything aside from ASD, ADHD or OCD), promiscuity (ever had a FWB/ONS) and hard drug users (anything more than alcohol or marijuana). I enjoy doodling, cooking/baking, hiking, walking my dog and playing video games. Falo um pouco de português também. My Discord is \"galeguinho95\"."}
+{"text":"23 white fem Snap: peachysnow23 Kik/disc: Faithlesspeach"}
+{"text":"30 y/o white boy looking for a white girl to be impregnated by bbc so we can raise mixed race children together. I'm thinking about 3 or 4. Tell me you're from the thread. I'm aware this is a rare fetish so I am willing to move. Discord: shiro.baka."}
+{"text":"This thread is where us players rizz up big phat delicious chubby curvy troons and femboys with big asses and phat asses."}
+{"text":"ASL 23 mtf US Interests Vidoe games (JRPG, MMO, Hollow Knight, Warhammer) and history Looking for FWB and LTR (NA only) Not looking for other MtF/FtM Discord peanut328"}
+{"text":"21 snipped mtf looking for masc guys only. Big, hairy, older are all a plus Disc: thrwwyppl_20568"}
+{"text":"32 m, veiny bwc Love age gap so if you like older men please hit me up. I'm kinda picky but I'd love to show off if you're my type. TG: AQ79L2AUP"}
+{"text":"I'm 23 F If anyone wants to make a new gfriend we can talk. I'm here and can verify, please no bots Telegram @Andrea557p"}
+{"text":"Bump Disc: raocne"}
+{"text":"Thread for drawfriends to find other drawfriends! asl about looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"Posca draw on journal Nice feet. Na I'm still looking for a group, a /v/ server sounds pretty tribalistic but I'll check it out. ty for technical feedback, it's a moth fairy reaper or something of the sorts. What software do you use? Though I know your vivid use of colors has nothing to do with software it still makes me curious Also I feel like you would like Posca markers :D My goodness thank you for showing me a composition where all the limbs fit in the frame. I have to work on that. really cool"}
+{"text":"i dont really know how to draw but i sure do it a lot asl 18, male, canada about i am a person who spends most of my time alone. im currently riding high on what i believe to be a manic episode, and i am overcome with the anxious feeling that if i do not find someone to really talk to ill plummet back down into misery any day now. one of the few things that gives my life meaning is art. my dream in life i to leave behind a large portfolio of art, writings, and music for people to explore after im dead. art is something i simultaneously take dead seriously, and also not seriously at all. i dont really care about being technically impressive. i dont really care all that much what the average person thinks about the things i do. i just want to do it, and will do it forever, until i cant, because im dead. i also like all the other things people on this website like, video games, movies, cartoons, anime, music blah blah blah blah ive written it out so many times it all means nothing to me now. i also like history and religion. i am religious, but in a more unorthodox and schizophrenic way. i dont know yeah, that's information about me. looking for people who like to create or at least care enough about art to talk about my art with me or just anything really. someone that asks a lot of questions i love love love questions because i love myself not looking for racist, mean, evil contact intheshadowofthevalley"}
+{"text":"I recognize your art from somewhere and I can't remember where. Do you post on i or ic? Also I use a few apps, but these were all mostly done in Corel Painter 22. I love how it emulates traditional paints. Are Posca markers like the acrylic version of Copics? They look very vivid."}
+{"text":"Thread for anyone looking for a bdsm type relationship. a/s/l about me looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a girl to indulge in a dark kink with me. I want to bully, humiliate, and degrade you... To get to know you and ultimately use that knowledge against you. Your personality, life choices, body... Everything on the table. She must be willing to be open and vulnerable otherwise where would we start? I am free tonight, but open to a longer arrangement. Open with an introduction. M/35 Kik: Thurbbber"}
+{"text":"About Me 26, 5’10, sissy, slim, fit, and a total bottom in Los Angeles, CA Looking For I’m a sissy looking to be a man’s house sissy / playtoy. I want to find one man that I can suck off regularly and bend over and get bred. I’d like an arrangment where I can regularly spend the weekend (or day) and service you and have some fun. If your a man who’s really dominant, I can be just a hole for you to use. Maybe you can come home from a long day of work and I suck you off to relieve all of that stress or you can pin me down and use my hole until you bust. I’ll also clean up around your place if you would like me too. Sexually wise, i am a total bottom. i do NOT like to top or get sucked. I love sucking dick and getting fucked. Though I have not been fucked in a while, so I am super tight. I also love swallowing cum loads. I cannot host, but i can travel We can talk some to figure out all of the details if you are interested. :) About You Masculine, taller than me, fit, have a heavy sex drive, like to be dominant, and you have your own place. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"ASL Almost 30/NB(Male)/USA About I work in a technical field and make decent money. Pursuing an advanced degree. I enjoy music (have a small vinyl collection), reading (fiction and non-fiction), interests adjacent to my career. Also stereotypical nerdy interests like anime. I'd love to share my more specific/niche hobbies and favorites in DMs. Looking for The possibility of a long-term partner (monogamous) and domme - cis women preferred. The big caveat is that I am demisexual. I am entirely uninterested in sex except in the context of a significant emotional bond. This is non-negotiable. We have to spend time together and get to know each other before I'm interested. That said, I am willing to put in the work. I'd like to get to know you as a human being first and foremost. Not looking for Men, gooners, short-term/casual, findom. Into Prefer to discuss details in DMs. Down for most things as long as they are safe, consensual, and legal. Can be talked into just about anything that meets those criteria. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"a/s/l 24/mtf/us about me Straight subby girl with a worthless degree. i don't work fulltime, i just do some consulting work on the side. i have no debt and my surgeries are self funded. i have i guess typical 4chan interests. i really enjoy cooking, photography(my absent dad is a photographer) and anything in nature I believe that it's best for relationships' net happiness if women follow and (kind, greater-good minded, not self-interested) men lead. i'm interested in a long-term romantic relationship with someone who will be my other half that i dedicate everything to, nothing casual. i am flexible as to the exact kind of the dynamic, anything from mostly in bed to 24/7 tpe i'm open to. Let's get to know each other organically first. discussion of mutual goals early is really important to me too. looking for strong masculine kind authentic man that doesn't mind trannies, is intellectual, and who wants a wife that will do basically whatever he pleases for him. not looking for women, effeminate men, men that just want sex, i don't really care about politics but no crazy commies please. contact oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks @ discord"}
+{"text":"asl about you into not into contact"}
+{"text":"asl 27/mtf/california about you cybersecurity student at my community college. i used to work IT help desk for 5 years of my career before going back to school. into servers, computers, CTF, hacking, and networking not into programming contact discord: subapoop"}
+{"text":"just let it die"}
+{"text":"-all welcome-"}
+{"text":"Got a butt or want a butt Snapchat. dhoneyxxx 25 m"}
+{"text":"Horny smooth sissy here Kik is alexro1212"}
+{"text":"31m Kik: Killingtime947"}
+{"text":"bumpp"}
+{"text":"Kik partiboi187 M 31 bi"}
+{"text":"ASL About You Looking For Not Looking For Contact"}
+{"text":"Guten Morgen"}
+{"text":"Guten Abend"}
+{"text":"22/f turkish, planning on moving to germany soon for MSc looking for nerdy programmers or cs2 players only hot tall muscular white guys bonus if youre racist and like to travel discord ive.0toleranceforbs"}
+{"text":"turkish, planning on moving to germany Fuck off third world scum"}
+{"text":"naaah im coming i will bring my family, relatives and my 12 siblings too lets meet"}
+{"text":"ASL Languages About you Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"Add me on Kik if you are interested in occasional schizo posts in the ancient Gernanic parent language. .here.for.you"}
+{"text":"26/f/usa im learning french (almost b1?) and if there is anyone who speaks french and wants to improve their English im here im interested in literature, politics, philosophy, history but im kinda uneducated, fr culture, film. i have a undergrad degree in the bio/cognitive sciences if this is useful to you. tg: starryrabbit1"}
+{"text":"he's right, os mutantes is great"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for like minded people who are down to be in a band and go fucking crazy while playing. I've got a specific style and image for this band, like Mindless Self Indulgence had sex with some breakcore artists and made a fucked up lovechild. I want this band to be as loud as possible, just so we can stand out. Also I'm 29/M/East London and I play bass guitar and sometimes vocals and I want to do something before 4chan gets blocked in my country,"}
+{"text":"For those who love kpop ggs and bgs, and want to connect with other stans. please remember to act normal and actually post contact. no yeji feet allowed template: asl groups bias do you own any albums, merch, etc? have you been to a concert? looking for not looking for contact I'll post mine to start it off! asl Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"For those who love jpop the superior style and want to connect with others fans. template: asl groups bias do you own any albums, merch, etc? have you been to a concert? looking for not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"32/M/AZ looking for a dope chick to hang out with. I gig regularly and run sound at a couple of venues. Otherwise on my off time I love dope music, awesome movies, delicious wine, and fun videogames (mostly single player) Add me on @d3migodstatus if you're interested"}
+{"text":"Not sure where to post this but I would really enjoy listening to an album with a friend I'm in the mood for The Fiery Furnaces or 3776, but in the future you're welcome to choose what we listen to 29 mtf arizona please be from usa/canada prefer mtf but if ur a boy just don't be weird add me on discord mexicoruleusa"}
+{"text":"social media charts on soc"}
+{"text":"Cyberpunk is a subgenre characterized by high tech and low life. Use this thread to meet fellow cyberpunk enthusiasts. Post your ASL, your favorite cyberpunk works, and your contact."}
+{"text":"NOT for hookups, fetish finding, or purely for dating try to keep mostly sfw unless Halloween-related, i guess thats fine THREAD FOR ANYTHING HALLOWEEN/OCTOBER RELATED seasonal drawfagging, costumes post/rates, halloween hosted events, advertising for people to enjoy said seasonal stuff, /soc/alize alittle ASL What would you like to do for October/Halloween? Looking For Not Looking For Contract"}
+{"text":"This is a thread that is dedicated purely to long-term, monogamous romance and the beautiful companionship that blossoms from it. There are plenty of friend/casual threads as well, so please keep things to clean romance here. Recommended Format is below. Otherwise I ask to please keep it clean: ASL (Mention if you're okay with long distance or not. Keep in mind your chances are practically zilch if you aren't open to ldr's on soc.) A good bit about your personality, dreams, beliefs, living/working situation, anything really. Your hobbies and interests What you're looking for in this thread. Gentle femdom? Role-reversal? Mommydom? Mixture of them? Would you prefer a full domme/sub? Are you okay with a switch? Tell us a bit of what you'd like out of your partner in terms of personality, hobbies, interests, situation, ASL. What would you like to do with and for your partner? Romantically and for clean fun? Tell us of your hopes for daily life and special days together. In-person and long-distance. Contact info Do remember that you miss every shot you don't take! Give it your best shot each time. Be patient, respectful, considerate, and understanding with each other. Be reasonable with your standards. Love is acceptance, after all. Anything else is fantasy and self-serving infatuation. Everybody appreciates being rejected politely over being ghosted. Remember that your special one is out there and is waiting on you to post and add. I wish you all the best!"}
+{"text":"average e-beggar"}
+{"text":"picrel"}
+{"text":"33/m from Connecticut, not a depressed mess, building a business and working i like books, vidya, tennis, playing guitar, n cookin. still have a spine outside the bedroom but i melt into a puddle in private. i just need someone to care of that reciprocates in the way i need (i simply must be pegged!) yeahwhocares on discord"}
+{"text":"Spoke to a guy from here October through New Years. Doubt he is still here, but whatever. We watched the movies Good Time and Weapons together. We called on Christmas. Just hope you are okay. That’s all. :( - R"}
+{"text":"Post here if you can not fall asleep, its 11pm or later where you live and wish to talk to someone who also can not fall asleep at the same time as you."}
+{"text":"I spend my nights erping with gay strangers from kik"}
+{"text":"fuck you for living like me lol I spent most of my time at work adding random trannies from soc to fill a void"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"BUMP"}
+{"text":"it's almost midnight and am a lonely fag :p"}
+{"text":"Do you guys think my hips look good from this angle? I really need a honest opinion"}
+{"text":"still isnt op though, its epicinternetgf"}
+{"text":"Wow you are so hot, I wanna eat you out"}
+{"text":"No shit, you just have to look at the file and and file size to know that"}
+{"text":"well some of these goons are too dumb to figure that out so"}
+{"text":"Post penis."}
+{"text":"Hi /soc/, first time here Nice to meet u all, my name is Miles and im from Ukraine Searching for some straight muscle guys to be friends."}
+{"text":"If you can't tell that's a man then you need to get your eyes checked... ASAP"}
+{"text":"Whatever it is, it appears more feminine than the majority of women, which is sad."}
+{"text":"femininity is when you have botox lips and a nose job and retarded cross eyes that look vaguely asian and still have a male chin LOL?"}
+{"text":"36 m I love seeing and talking about your wife/gf/ex. Talk about their body. Wwyd and rates. Would love if it turned into a long term chat. All body types are welcome. Love curves and older women too. 18+ only I also have huge big tit and cum fetish. Love thick/fat cocks too Kik thrownout2234"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of the Sketch OF leaks. Kek."}
+{"text":"Seeking UK electronic music collaborator in/near London. I've always been a fan of electronic musician duos (Bicep, Overmono, Autechre) I think the bouncing ideas off someone else makes me a lot more productive and likewise surrendering my ideas for someone else complete will help me get things done. I like in the southeast of the UK near London and would like to find someone I can meet up with in the real word and just put together a small project with. Preferably with Ableton, I can use Logic too, I just feel faster at generating ideas in the piano matrix of Ableton. Discord: Holsten_ Alternatively drop a protonmail or any other means and I'll get in touch."}
+{"text":"Looking for an foid to say risque (lewd) things for use on song/s. For more info: 4chanmu@proton.me"}
+{"text":"Based I'm trying to learn Garage as we speak. Not from the UK though."}
+{"text":"ive got two shitty drum n bass tracks on looperman lol but when i made then i didnt know anything about anything and just used what fl studio gave me. they’re not mixed well and have some timing issues on the hi hats but some parts sound fucking sick if yiu ask me. shame im too shy to share them"}
+{"text":"You know the drill. Christmas edition. A/S/L Interests Looking For Not Looking For Tag"}
+{"text":"Come play wuff Horse themed server but all denominations welcome"}
+{"text":"A/S/L 32 m bi/pan bunny boi~ Interests video games, movies, food, drinks, tv series, most things nerdy <3 Looking For All kinds of chats really. Open minded and few limits if you weanna be lewd <3 Not Looking For not sure? Tag: jackie5553"}
+{"text":"Femboy?"}
+{"text":"Post a picture of yourself and wait for someone to draw you"}
+{"text":"this thread is gold keep it up"}
+{"text":"This still going on?"}
+{"text":"Pose like this"}
+{"text":"I wouls love to suck those nipples"}
+{"text":"Hi /soc/ <3"}
+{"text":"Contact?"}
+{"text":"Kik: skinny19955"}
+{"text":"hi add me if you want a fat girl to cut for you i will send you pictures of me crying too if you'd like. or do body writing. id like it if you were older and treated me nicely while i do this for you ^_^ discord moenie123 tele moeniemeow123"}
+{"text":"Hi I don’t want to see you sh but I would love to discuss the political and economic state of the world"}
+{"text":"What if an older man were to just give you some dick? That's what you really need."}
+{"text":"can we talk about anal sex instead"}
+{"text":"Username didn't work. Did you change it?"}
+{"text":"Are you a pathetic loser who has no partner who wants nothing more than to devote their life and belongings to a spouse? Are you obsessing every day over the fact that you are barreling towards a future that ends in dying alone? Then post here and find that other half who's equally as desperate to get married before they get old. FORMAT: ASL Marriage Deadline Age Ideal Marriage Timeline About Me Perks of Marrying Me Tag"}
+{"text":"black male 39 usa I used to like loli but I like women now any adult women in need of a boyfriend please contact me for a relationship nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina teleguard @ F47X9KUEN discord @ unagi386 kik @ unagi386 telegram @ unagi386"}
+{"text":"butthurt about marriage lolwut"}
+{"text":"22 F NJ about me: -cute white redhead -loving -kind -wants kids requirements: - 23-32 -not racist -I PREFER black men, but open to any race - actually wants kids soon -has a job or realistic plan to get one (no crypto/NFT/degen gamblers sorry) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does this also apply for guys who wanna run away from their country ? Id even marry a guy and let him fuck me (Im not gay) if thats what it takes"}
+{"text":"for anyone wondering this is obviously a racebaiting tranny"}
+{"text":"Remaking this thread This is a place for FEMALES to post what they are looking for. So many dudes saturate 4Chan. Ladies post and men go digging through what you want. I doubt this will actually work because I know a bunch of dudes will come in here and post but I figured I’d give it a shot."}
+{"text":"If this is who i think it is I'd advise you to not be this salty, all things considered"}
+{"text":"23F i don't know why im doing this its bad here and I don't think I am going to find what I am looking for but I do not find it anywhere else so. Don't be weird please. if you make art and are funny and cerebral and kind of heart Maybe we will talk to each other. Might ignore it all sorry I made a discord its 0762_29880"}
+{"text":"Hi there! I can't find that server and the digits don't return any results. Do you have a username?"}
+{"text":"Thats my username sorry I don't typically use discord"}
+{"text":"Right on! I sent you a friend request. People tend to like my voice, so you're welcome to voice notes if you like."}
+{"text":"Post your Discord tag and whatever bio you have No fags allowed edition"}
+{"text":"Femboy/20/Sweden Have been locked in a psych ward since November 19th (HAPPY 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY). A nurse pitied my boring existence and allowed to sneak me in a phone, but I am nonetheless bored out of my mind and need some kinda of stimulation. Pls come talk to me and ease my isolation. Discord: underscorezzx"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"ASL 21f About You student. rlly into neuroscience, psychology, molecular biology, hiking, ballet, theatre, flowers. eccentric. nichecore. lookism Looking For I have virtually no direction in life or sense of actual meaning, so uh if you have some whacky scheme to persuade me into or are some fellow ACTUAL weirdo (not like wow u like 80s anime or are rly autistic about manual cars or something like that) hmu. Someone who is comfortable leaving anonymity behind along the road (i will verify I'm a real person of course), someone to share aspects of our lives with, someone I can be my physical self around rather than some online cherrypicked persona, but virtually, if that makes sense. also people who study molecular biology / virology/ similar and are rlly knowledgable in that field. Looking for a semblance of interesting conversation (though fret not i will not expect it to be unephemeral..) not looking for male weebs , hardcore gamers anything remotely sexual (that includes talking about sexual things \"platonically\", unless you're a straight girl) lefties girls who think they're special for using this website, people that make it their personality Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL 29/M/Sweden Hobbies Vidya, Snowboarding, Cooking, Drugs, Anime, Hiking, Fishing and other outdoor shit. Looking For Peeps to game/chat with long term, Mostly play lol and wow currently but down for most games Not Looking For Idk no gay shit Contact whoswho.7"}
+{"text":"27m Slovakia I am looking for a female to humiliate and use as my masturbation slut. Only Females rttew_74701"}
+{"text":"Let's guess each other's ethnicity for old times' sake eh"}
+{"text":"lmao, shut your bitch ass up"}
+{"text":"she ugly asf"}
+{"text":"Trvth nvke but I don’t think that’s a she"}
+{"text":"youre right its a dyke"}
+{"text":"Ageplay thread for littles, middles, or bigs looking for mommy, daddy, role reversal, caregiving, comfort, dependency, etc. ASL Interests Fetishes Looking For Not Looking For Anything Else Tag"}
+{"text":"the fuck is a middle???? Malcom"}
+{"text":"In ageplay, \"middles\" are people who regress or roleplay as pre-teens or young teenagers (roughly 10-14), exploring independence, self-discovery, and sometimes mild defiance, distinct from younger \"littles\" (toddlers/young children) or adult \"bigs\" who provide care, with roles flexible but generally centered on nurturing pre-teen interests like games, art, and early teen activities."}
+{"text":"Huh you learn something retarded everyday on the interwebz I guess"}
+{"text":"based, true, and made the pedos seethe"}
+{"text":"is anyone here actually interested in meeting and having sex? im 22 f and never had sex before but wanna try before i die, only issue is i have a like 1/10 face"}
+{"text":"Add me on discord maybe we can Figure something out mamas"}
+{"text":"@jaymuny0n"}
+{"text":"desu even ignoring the fact your body is super nice, even if you were ugly appearance isnt the biggest deal. personality is the main thing that matters imo. I know it's cliche but unless youre like, literally the elephant man I don't think it's a major problem for me personally."}
+{"text":"I'll volunteer as tribute Green eyes and bald with beard 32/m/michigan Sendinfire for discord Yur0nf1r3 for everything else"}
+{"text":"Man whore"}
+{"text":"Rip, never got to see your anal vids. Do you know if its easy for someone to impersonate someone else on OF ? I sometimes wonderwith all the amateur things i posted here.. To a point, possibly. But I'm sure any site like that would require verification and if that doesnt match what later gets posted, or someone recognises things from elsewhere then reports will likely catch up with anyone doing that. anyway ill come back with pictures Please do, lots of pics of your bush, your butt ans butthole, and the rest of you."}
+{"text":"post more feet pls. I see cute toes."}
+{"text":"Aww. I don't mind them, but I am a hair fag. I'm really loving how big your bush is again though! I doubt anyone would try to impersonate you on OF. The truth is almost no one makes money on that site. It's another get rich quick scheme that never works because everyone and their mother is trying to get rich quick."}
+{"text":"Kitty you don't post nearly as much as you should"}
+{"text":"miss seeing kitty"}
+{"text":"Discord was ORIGINALLY made for video games as an alternative to teamspeak. asl games you're looking to play vc yes or no free space tag"}
+{"text":"Stela montis free Loadout let's go"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into!! Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"if anyone wants to play minecraft bedrock and play on a vanilla world together long-term w/o vc my discord is jznemi"}
+{"text":"asl 27 male belgium games you're looking to play Tekken, cs2, very maybe stellaris, for honor or a fromsoft game vc yes or no yes tag fasciasca"}
+{"text":"ASL personality interests looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"This sort of thing definitely isnt meant for a retarded fella like me, but 4channelthrowaway@proton.me"}
+{"text":"ASL 22, M, UK personality Finally a thread I really fw! Odd obsessive easily attached massive nerd. Generally very easy going, introverted yet eager to please & compassionate. interests massive nerd especially for sci-fi film & TV but generally nerdy about a LOT of things will happily talk about anything. Huge gamer (PC) Skateboarding, WH40k, world politics, history and a whole lot more! looking for Tbh mainly looking for straight up nsfw chats / trades or if we share common interests I'd love to chat as well. Maybe like friends with benefits? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ASL - F / 23 / Domme / Croydon UK Contacts - Kik : GoddessofloveDiane Telegram : @ALexxxx241 Looking for - real submissive kinky nerd guy who is looking to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL. doesnt matter if you're inexperience, as long as you are trainable and can give time on our sessions."}
+{"text":"ASL - F / 23 / Domme / Croydon UK Contacts - Kik : GoddessofloveDiane Telegram : @ALexxxx241 Looking for - real submissive kinky nerd guy who is looking to fully commit into long term ownership basis online or IRL. doesnt matter if you're inexperience, as long as you are trainable and can give time on our sessions."}
+{"text":"i know this is dumb but i thought maybe someone would like to be friends what i offer: a friend you can talk to every day, watch movies with, and have a longterm friendship with someone to vc with and talk about whatever it is that you wanna talk about, that’s not gonna leave or stop responding sweet and understanding boymoder who you can talk to about anything what i’d like from you a friend that will be there for me someone who i can talk to every day that will want to talk to me and show it doesn’t have too many friends that also need your attention and is able to vc a lot is okay with me talking a lot i’m 25 and a boymoder. you can send the following stuff at friendpaper@tutamail.com Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Para brasileiros se encontrarem e formarem amizades e/ou apenas conhecer pessoas por causa do tédio use qualquer base,mas use essa se quiser: ASL Interesses Procurando NÃO Procurando Fato Aleatório Tag:"}
+{"text":"ASL 19m SC Interesses não tem muita coisa que eu realmente não goste então dá pra gente conversar sobre o que vc quiser gosto principalmente de jogos, visual novels e conteúdo japônes nichado no geral Procurando alguém pra poder conversar, jogar e passar um tempo bacana não tenho problema com papo sexual mas sinceramente não é meu objetivo principal NÃO Procurando 100% SEXOOOO UUOOOUUU o tempo todo Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"esqueci de colocar uma fotinho legal"}
+{"text":"calvície aos 16 F"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Tighty whities thread. Let's see em. Best underwear in the world, tighter the better"}
+{"text":"Hot. Take new ones naked next time."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"This Is how It's done."}
+{"text":"aww fuck, did a spider bite your balls?"}
+{"text":"i kinda wanna see that thing unfurl"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Body Mod General! This is a place for people from all walks of life to discuss about, or meet others with, body modification in all manners. No Gore ASL Looking for Not looking for Body modding interests Contact"}
+{"text":"Would love to hear what maximus size of wrap around is"}
+{"text":"21/m/usa Looking for men/women around my age into fat guys or interested in my story Basically had an ex who was a feeder, fattened me up, and now I’m turned on by gaining weight. Kinda lonely now since not a lot of people find me attractive Kik zbrown59091"}
+{"text":"You seem lost"}
+{"text":"If one wanted to contact me for some reason I can be reached at Discord: yourbigguardian It was nice to have this thread up for a over a month though. I'll post the next one sometime in the future!"}
+{"text":"Its my goal to get a girl from as flat as possible to a c cup or larger through repeated pregnancy. So much plasticity and hormonal flux during pregnancy its a shame not to direct it a bit. Huge stretched gaping holes, an extra large sensitive clit, with triangle piercing to keep it prominent. and just suckers and pumps and cups to keep tissues steadily and gently growing. Also its not a big deal and nobody’s business what is going on in the home or underneath your clothes. but it has to be both sublime and grotesque to be beautiful."}
+{"text":"share your hair n rate others! but im due for a trim but am i good enough"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"Omg adorable fluff 10"}
+{"text":"thanks bro"}
+{"text":"i must say your hair is amazing but if you trimmed the ends it would be perfect"}
+{"text":"Jealous of how long your hair is, it looks amazing though. Wish i could stay from cutting mine and growing it out that long D: really nice curls. though i'd recommend using something to make your hair less frizzy basic, looks alright, but i don't like gingers you have potential, grow them out. otherwise looks ver gud"}
+{"text":"Speaking of which, as those are all preferences in the end, is there a built-in way to describe the importance of different criteria? That, too, can have an impact in the end. For example maybe one woman has a hard requirement that the man has a degree. Maybe her distance preference is only a nice-to-have. How is this managed currently and can it be improved? I agree though, ultimately it's all a numbers' game on all sides so more people are needed to get good results, which in this case means letting this run for a year before it can really pick up. Also, proof-of-success would greatly help convince the more shy people, who are probably just lurking right now and worried about having to share so much damn information to start when it could just be some kind of scam."}
+{"text":"As of right now, most of the time they're form fillable on the part of the applicant (though this one had a couple drop down boxes). I've filled out three myself from different anons. The applicant has the option to append a note saying \"Not as important\" if they care that much. But of course that requires the person writing the application to actually make the note. If you want an unrealistic but surefire way of double checking the importance of each value you could do 1 on 1 interviews with each person. Which would also help filter out scammers, cat fishers and psychos."}
+{"text":"I'm a fan of one on one interview as a strategy, but I doubt the average anon is going to commit to something like that. Plus, I don't know how popular it would be with a lot of anons who may be more on the shy side."}
+{"text":"I personally think it's the best strategy overall, a less committal idea is to have an open space like a discord or something for people to hang out and potentially naturally match. But I think it's got less potential than the interviews idea."}
+{"text":"The married woman from the UK used to make good matchmaking threads."}
+{"text":"ASL 29 female Looking for I'm here for some creative perverts to tell me how they would abuse me ;) oh and not interested in dick pics so save them for someone who actually wants them. Kinks/limits I like sexism snuff ugly bastard genre of hentai and men and sadistic men and men in a position of power or authority who wanna take advantage of me aswell as men who are big and scary and evil hehehe and extreme violence My limits are no other women and no multiple men and no age regression Discord/kik Sweetsugarsin"}
+{"text":"request sent"}
+{"text":"I hope I do believe it would suck if it was dry I'm very confused with this one"}
+{"text":"What do I get out of it?"}
+{"text":"post verification with face and date on it"}
+{"text":"If you don’t like dick pics, then where’s the fun in talking to you?"}
+{"text":"Can a woman actually fix me? I'm riddled with so many mental issues that hold me back that it feels like woman could truly understand me or tolerate me, I have both a deep hatred and sadness within my soul. I very much yearn for the love of a deep relationship with someone but I'm incompatible with normalfags. So could someone whose been on this site for long as i have save my soul? If you think your that woman my discord is dillon387"}
+{"text":"1. no, someone who's been on this site for a long time (especially a woman no less) will likely be just as fucked up as you. don't be fucking stupid. 2. no, a woman can't fix you. therapy and actually getting your shit together is how that happens. other people can't force you to not live like a moron you have to actually want it and make active decisions to accomplish it. don't get into a relationship if you aren't competent enough to have one, and no one person can compensate for your issues."}
+{"text":"What the fuck are you talking about"}
+{"text":"no, women cannot fix a man. you need a chad friend who is a little beta like me to teach you how to get women and to stop caring about others opinions. im also depressed but i dont mind, i know its a normal human reaction to this shitty world and enjoy the days im not so miserable. t.no friends left oldchad"}
+{"text":"Therapy is actual such a normie thing to say, i don't need a therapist to tell me that i need socialization to be happy, i k ow that already"}
+{"text":"Maybe she just finds me to be cute, maybe she takes a risk a finds a person that matches her. Idk"}
+{"text":"30 m/f white couple looking to show off and have fun with other couples. Drop your snap/disc and let's chat!"}
+{"text":"thats a man baby"}
+{"text":"fyp10"}
+{"text":"show penis"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"No NSFW No dating"}
+{"text":"25/M Hi. Looking for some friends to explore London and drink beer at my favourite outside location with. You should be interested in philosophy/history. _goldenheaven"}
+{"text":"18 m london bi skinny london nsfw meets please dc 9to5hater"}
+{"text":"Looking for a girlfriend/roommate near Kansas. I will pay for your food, clothes, rent, etc. I make a decent amount of money. I'm incredibly lonely and just really want to find someone who likes me for me. Disc:___alex_"}
+{"text":"New one"}
+{"text":"Send your wives and Girlfriends. Let’s talk about how dirty they are Kik: Cane29"}
+{"text":"Kik - tinycockcuck0 Snap - subcuck130"}
+{"text":"For years I have come on websites and shared my gf, fiancé and now wife. Each time I do I feel immense guilt and paranoia that the pics shared are being collected, exposed online and ultimately going to come back and hurt me in the future. I still carry this paranoia. But despite this; my desire still exists. I would love to break free from it once and for all, but here I am. I am looking for a guy who is friendly first, open to long term, a good and talkative person, almost always available for conversation and most importantly, respectful and private. Let’s take our time getting to know each other and establishing our dynamic before discussing her. Teleguard: 3KZPADX3L"}
+{"text":"25m experienced big veiny dicked bull here Looking for new cucks who have hot sluts to add to my vault collection that's been going for several years, new findom cucks, or loyal feeders I can message any time of day when I need to goon. Kik: GoGoGoonerGo"}
+{"text":"37 m va here. Want you cucks with chubby/bbw/mombod irls to message me and show her off while I stroke my thick cock. Kik me at adamico78 or telegram wvthrowaway45"}
+{"text":"What ethnicity are these side profiles (and is it over)"}
+{"text":"im sick of gross femboys and low quality losery gooners pretending like they are \"feminine\" bc they have a porn addiction. so actual ladyboys and traps post away. no uglies !! we deserve a thread because we put in actual fucking effort"}
+{"text":"post first"}
+{"text":"what i want i am a 20 something male trap looking for a tomboy or ftm or a very dominant girl or fem intersex.. need somebody to take pleasure in my existence, give fashion advice, and generally just bully me. i am ok with hurting myself for you and if you can talk me up to castrating myself id be eternally greatful esp if u have a medical background. im not sure if anything serious will come from this bc i want to move to asia within the next dozen years or so. bonus points if you are a shotacon ... if ur a clamp fan or like kemono u should be right at home. what i dont want ... men, trans, other traps, pure gooners or people using me just for sex .. people who dont like me and just wanna hurt me .. red flags mental, clingy, autism interests animanga, piano, visual arts, harajuku fashion, menhera, love for icky creatures like centipedes bats etc, stem, plushies !! coord jhicow4atsacsue5j73yr9vrhsa2euof"}
+{"text":"your threads is shit and i hate you anon"}
+{"text":"also, i dont like racists !! no political larpers but if u have a silly fashion interest in nazi fashion idrc"}
+{"text":"Im bored and feeling quiet Histrionic AMA yah Filthy Heathens"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm desperate for help. Idk of this is the kind of thing you can even help with. My current relationship is completely unsalvageable for a variety of reasons and I'm hopelessly in love with my friend who has shown some degree of interest, albeit not alot. I just want to know if there's any hope for me and my friend having a romantic relationship anytime in the near future?"}
+{"text":"I was told that I’d get wizard powers if I was still a virgin at 30. I’m turning 31 in a few weeks and still no fucking wizard powers. What the fuck is up with that?"}
+{"text":"Talk to your friend about how youre dissatisfied with your relationship and wish you where with some one like them... maybe them... just dont be autistic about it and make sure your interests in them are coming from a genuine place not just desire for change like whens the last time youve been single and for how long lots of people fuck relationships/friendships up simple because theyre afraid of/cant handle being single The real secret is about exploring your G spot and taking Hormones so you can embrace both male and female aspects of yourself eventually youll want to have sex with your mother ;^p"}
+{"text":"I AM 44KG I WONT COME BACK TIL I AM 35KG OKAYT BE BACK IN LIKE 3 MONTHS! WISH ME LUCK!"}
+{"text":"I need that fine body, holy shiii..."}
+{"text":"i fucking hate women. this is someones girlfriend and she’s just some whore. if i ever found my gf doing this id batter fuck out of her."}
+{"text":"wait she has a bf?"}
+{"text":"and how has 4chan not found him yet"}
+{"text":"stop posting on /soc/ jadie - goober"}
+{"text":"Are you misanthropic/antinatalist/ecofascist or just ASPD with disdain towards people? This is a thread for you. They say bonds form the strongest over hate, so find someone to hate humanity together and to love another for it. Don't abuse each other, abuse others together! Template: ASL Personality Shortly, what made you the way that you are? Interests/hobbies Have you ever taken a human life? (Examples: \"No :^\"); \"None of your business glownigger\") Looking for Not looking for Contact"}
+{"text":"i don't think there's sanctity to life in the way that all life is sacred and should be preserved by default, but i think personally that we humans need to have at least some regard for the planet we live on. most people don't, but they should, we all share this earth, humanity and nature. my hatred of humanity comes from the way i observe people interacting with the world around them, how they care more about short term gains than long term sustainability. most wars are driven by blood money. most environmental destruction is driven by whatever option serves those at the top the most through the cheapest method possible. most actions by humans are driven by selfish self preservation. it seems common for those in power to never let a good tragedy go to waste, and that kills our planet. we should value the sanctity of our planet, at the very least. I don't think i'd ever go out and seek people with the intent to hurt them for no reason. i prefer to stay as far away from people as much as possible. some people are just inconsequential to me because they hold no power, they have no way to hurt anything because they're just as preoccupied with basic survival as I am. going after them like a hunter is just a waste of my own time. i don't get any thrill from hurting others, to me, that's just a means to a necessary end."}
+{"text":"A/S/L 28/M/US What made me this way Lifetime of people's bullshit and better part of a decade in prison Interests Warhammer 40k, diy hobbies but I'm poor at the moment so can't practice but learn everything I can, body modifications, good movies, I'm a /k/ommando to the core, gore, especially if it's non-Whites getting rekt, gaming, music, specifically metal of various genres NSBM mostly Have you ever killed Fuck off glownigger Looking for Anyone that wants to bullshit in their free time, male or female Not looking for Relationship, I'm straight but I don't need some crazy bitch in my life Contact Discord is dominodick"}
+{"text":"But crazy girls are the best"}
+{"text":"bump of anguish"}
+{"text":"What part of Cali are you in? I've been trying to get a vasectomy for awhile now, I would love to hear how you got the doctor's to ok the procedure."}
+{"text":"There's been a few attempts at matchmaking threads lately, but I am not satisfied with the format any of them uses. Particularly those that rely on google forms. I decided to give it a go instead of idly waiting for a good solution to pop up. Unlike the other threads, I want to use community feedback, comments and ideas to create and update the service. This is what this thread is about. Have you used other matchmaking threads? What worked and didn't work? What would you like a matchmaker to do to improve match success rates? Currently my basic plan is that I will personally conduct 1:1 voice chat interviews via discord for all applicants. This will be based on a preset questionnaire, but I will ask followup questions to refine any answers to a suitable minimum information level. I also hope that the voice format will act as a partial verification step. There will be no recording, just note-taking. If there needs to be followup interviews based on feedback about more specialized questions that should be asked, this will be arranged in a second round. I will post daily updates with summary statistics (e.g. how many people of each sex/gender have are in the system, no specific or personal information). I will not participate in any way in the program myself, I will act only as an external organizer. I am aiming to collect interview results until at least 5 men and 5 women are in the system (which in practice will probably mean 5 women and 50 men). I will followup people I have matched to collect feedback. If something didn't work out, I want to know why so I can refine my matchmaking skills. If something worked out, I hope to keep track for at least 1 year (i.e. I want to collect \"survival statistics\" to hopefully better predict short vs long-term relationship success rates). Please leave your questions, comments, ideas or concerns below. NO contact details in this thread."}
+{"text":"I like the forms actually. I don't think it matters much if someone is autistically into trains versus having a passing interest, if both people write that down as an interest then it's something in common. It doesn't seem to me that you're going to get a better match from putting two train autists together vs a train normie and a train autist. A relationship is more about finding the shared space and inhabiting it, trying to grow it. My favorite relationships I didn't have much in common with my partners at all, but we got to know each other and extended our shared space and enjoyed it. So maybe I'm biased against trying to maximize similarities like that. I don't know anything about psychological profiling tools but I do question how you're getting enough useful data to actually do that. I do know something about data analysis and transforming those notes to useful data seems difficult. I also don't see why forms wouldn't work for that, your transformation in the end is producing standardized data anyway (or it should be) so why not cut out the middle man and make everyone take a personality test? I don't think verification is super important, it didn't seem like that many double entries were happening in the other threads. Doing text interviews would work anyway, if someone is so motivated that they'd sit through a 30 minute interview multiple times then they can get a voice changer working too. That's an insane amount of time to spend on this, if you can do that then ok. You still have the actual matching and analysis stuff to do too though. That's workload you aren't budgeting for, unless the 30 minutes per person includes that. I still don't think this will work simply because this stuff never works. Dating apps have low success rates and rely on people sticking with them for a long time to actually get a partner. You're not going to keep this up indefinitely. Most women will get a few matches by the time you quit, that's not going to be enough"}
+{"text":"I don't think it matters much if someone is autistically into trains versus having a passing interest, if both people write that down as an interest then it's something in common In this case I will go from personal experience to say it matters a lot. There is nothing at all to talk about and the non-autist in this case will genuinely be weirded out about the autist talking about trains. I've experienced this myself and I have also read others post similar experiences. It doesn't seem to me that you're going to get a better match from putting two train autists together vs a train normie and a train autist. This, however, I absolutely agree with. This is the main reason I am trying to operate a personalized service like this one: to figure out the patterns that emerge and help people who will actually match well together be together, regardless of what the paper sheet may be saying. This is why I want to collect feedback from users about relationships that have worked or not worked instead of just matching people and calling it a day as well. The information about the exact nature of someone's interest is only a \"factor\" that will be used in the matching process. The matching process itself need not match factors 1 to 1, but will instead use a more complicated decision process, as it becomes refined over time from feedback. To clarify, I am NOT trying to maximize overlap. I am trying to get precise factors to accurately perform the match in the first place. I don't know anything about psychological profiling tools but I do question how you're getting enough useful data to actually do that. This is a long-term objective. It relies on the abovementioned user feedback and previously mentioned survival statistics, vs the factors I talked about which will be used as a tool to map unto psychological devices to test precision and recall."}
+{"text":"I'll trust you on the tooling and the professional experience. what kind of format would you consider instead? text. The time investment will work as the validation. have you had good luck with some other format? Randomly talking to people here who seem interesting has worked well for me. I have had some success with messaging women who were explicitly looking for a boyfriend as well. They said what they wanted, I fit the profile, messaged, we hit it off. How would you improve it? Presumably a thread where women posted their ad, and then people who felt they fit the ad were able to get their contact somehow. Obviously the women posting their contact will result in them being spammed, so maybe some the OP of that thread acts as the gatekeeper somehow? You interview them, see if it's an actual match, then supply the contact info. Men would be disallowed from posting because of the gender ratio here (gay men allowed?). I don't know how well that works. It's late here I'm tired, this will be last response for the night. What worked well or poorly? The biggest issue I run into is not feeling good about someone. I can't explain it. I talk to them, everything is good on paper, but I don't feel it. Like I said, my favorite relationships we had little in common. Bad on paper even. But I felt good about them, conversation was easy. I don't know how to translate that to a matchmaking service. In threads I can converse a while and gauge how much I enjoy talking to someone. I know this is an off topic response to your question. Anyway if you do this good luck and all but I'm burnt out on all the matchmaking threads for real"}
+{"text":"I also don't see why forms wouldn't work for that, your transformation in the end is producing standardized data anyway (or it should be) so why not cut out the middle man and make everyone take a personality test? Simply because we do not currently have a profiling tool we know works. I believe this is the right long-term solution. But to make it really work you need to 1) get the right profiling tools for it, which requires basic data to evaluate these tools with, 2) optimize questions so that the answers are representative. 2 is an entire area of research. Again you need good data to get there. By performing personalized interviews, which question format works best, which questions are missing, which questions are relevant or not, and other such information becomes clear. Then it becomes possible to automate the process for most people (say, 80% of the population), but there will always remain people who are too special or have too special requirements for a successful relationship that they cannot be modeled with these tools. They will always require personalized assistance. This is getting way ahead of ourselves though. I hope this clarifies why I am operating the service as a personalized wholesale matchmaking effort at this time. Let me know if this isn't clear. text. The time investment will work as the validation. What I propose: instead of voice, I will accept either voice or text. I will mark the interview style as either voice or text when matchmaking people, but otherwise the interview format is mostly the same. Do you think this makes more sense? Randomly talking to people here who seem interesting has worked well for me. I have had some success with messaging women who were explicitly looking for a boyfriend as well. They said what they wanted, I fit the profile, messaged, we hit it off. What would you say was key information in their posts that made you choose to contact those you hit it off with?"}
+{"text":"Presumably a thread where women posted their ad, and then people who felt they fit the ad were able to get their contact somehow. Obviously the women posting their contact will result in them being spammed, so maybe some the OP of that thread acts as the gatekeeper somehow? You interview them, see if it's an actual match, then supply the contact info. Men would be disallowed from posting because of the gender ratio here (gay men allowed?). I don't know how well that works. It's late here I'm tired, this will be last response for the night. That sounds like an interesting idea as well. I will keep this somewhere and attempt to determine which format people might prefer. The biggest issue I run into is not feeling good about someone. I can't explain it. I talk to them, everything is good on paper, but I don't feel it. Like I said, my favorite relationships we had little in common. Bad on paper even. But I felt good about them, conversation was easy. I don't know how to translate that to a matchmaking service. In threads I can converse a while and gauge how much I enjoy talking to someone. I know this is an off topic response to your question. At any rate it is also a valuable response, thank you. I understand what you mean and I am hoping that an interview process can help identify useful markers there, but that would be something to think about in the medium term perhaps. Thanks for this thorough and productive discussion. I greatly appreciate it. Good night."}
+{"text":"hello welcome to california thread SOCAL ONLY no degenerates from NORCAL go make your own thread TELEGRAM/DISCORD/KIK/SIGNAL no other adds please NO SNAPCHATS :( gr0ss anyways SOCAL THREAD ONLY FOR CALIFORNIA SOCAL ONLY Im looking for Kitten, No Name, Ned, Pizza, Sleepy, and Scoots... if anyone remembers those legends this is the real SOCAL THREAD!!!"}
+{"text":"Ama horny can u fuck me now Telegram @TrixiaCole17"}
+{"text":"ASL 20/F/USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them!) Not Into. Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf"}
+{"text":"Why do people post \"USA\" in region specific threads Like yeah obviously you're in the USA you posted in the damn socal thread Be more specific"}
+{"text":"Newport Beach here. College irl trading and local girl trading. Telegram is Driver3300 Discord is secretcounty122016 Arizona girls too"}
+{"text":"Because its just seller botspam. Every time. Also Cali is basically just commie mexico now"}
+{"text":"I am an autistic virgin and I live with my sister and our new roommate, a bossy Nigerian immigrant goddess. I only have regular non nude photos of her and I like discussing her and her life. Kik sianat123"}
+{"text":"Was it just because you disliked all the templates? Then just type out whatever you'd like or want to do followed by your tag. This is your time to shine. Those who post their tags in every thread are not allowed."}
+{"text":"-men seemen minus one e"}
+{"text":"Did you just admit to being underage"}
+{"text":"Well yes, that is why people are here in the first place. If you are as functioning as you say you are, it's really a mystery why you lurk /soc/ at all, you can just find people irl. For example, I am looking for a spergy girl who doesn't really partake in social activities and is ideally interested in grad-level scientific topics, go, or old videogames, anime or movies, for a ltr that will involve meeting within 3 months max. You won't find something like that in real life because such a profile basically only exists in mom's bedroom or on the internet This is a valid reason to look on /soc/. Alternatively it's the converse: you don't care whom you talk to but you don't know how to meet people irl because you are too much of a recluse. But obviously it's way easier to connect if the other party understands you, which makes this somewhat of a mutual ask. But I agree about the template format being offputting at any rate. I wonder what could be done instead though? It's like how generals are the de factor standard on hobby boards when they used to be rightfully vilified. But if you can come up with something, maybe people will like an alternate format that works better and push it as the new standard."}
+{"text":"Its obviously not my fault Lmfao Im literally reading this and triple checking if I read it right... ngl its crazy how delusional one can be..."}
+{"text":"just had a 10 year relationship end. would love to talk to a female discord _epsiloneridani"}
+{"text":"ASL about favorite visual novels can you read in japanese? do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? looking for not looking for contact"}
+{"text":"ASL early 20's/mtf/Washington about terribly busy passing mtf who spends all her time consuming otaku content and learning japanese.. I hope to maybe someday move to japan if nothing works out here in the US... favorite visual novels Sekien No Inganock broke me bro I love gii and ati so much. can you read in japanese? almost! I'm about n4 level-ish, and I've been doing my anki everyday. I hope to by the end of this year be able to be a JOP do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? I think reading together would be so lovely, if you were the right person I could spend a lot of my time with you... looking for another otaku to spend my time with and go to cons and cosplay together and to talk about our favorite vns.. I have the space in my life to have a new best friend/relationship, but of course I'm happy to just call every now and then and read vn's together/at the same time. not looking for bpd need not apply, mean people, europeans, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Sekien no Inganock is one of my favourite visual novels too, and one of the four that I have a phyiscal copy of. I am a bit far from you (still us), should i add you?"}
+{"text":"it's not posting my ad....this is so gay..."}
+{"text":"Fine then. I will do it like this."}
+{"text":"ASL 2X years old, M, US about I am a busy person, I work a lot and I'm in university still. I'd love to stop allocating my time goofing off and getting distracted, and reading visual novels instead!! I am studying Japanese as a hobby so I'd like to be held accountable for it since I don't immerse much. favorite visual novels Tsukihime, The Silver Case, can you read in japanese? Finishing up N2 grammar, 3.5-3.6k words/kanji. So somewhat. do you want to read visual novels with other people on VC? If so, when? How often? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What other platforms for talking to people do you recommend?"}
+{"text":"This is exactly what I associate those apps with. I discovered signal and teleguard because of 4chan, and I only ever see them being used for degeneracy and actual CP bait. I won't go anywhere near those apps."}
+{"text":"how private is it It's proprietary, so not even remotely. It's just fed honeypot shit that coomers use. Normal people that want to use alternatives to discord typically just post an element/matrix account, I sparingly ever see coomers use that. Matrix sucks, but it's fine for how people usually interact 1 on 1 on /soc/. And won't get you lumped in with the degenerates by using it. Signal is also more normie friendly and a lot of people are using it these days. It isn't really in the same vein as the other shit you're talking about."}
+{"text":"oh wait I got signal and sess mixed up"}
+{"text":"The later is also very secure and private, probably the most secure and private of any of the messengers actually. But that's why it's banned here and why you see so much glownigger types using it, because it actually works unlike the rest. Essentially the TOR of messengers."}
+{"text":"yeah this sucks. i dont got an answer either but i asked a similar question a while back and got a few decent answers but mostly reinforces how little alternatives there are nowadays to modern platforms."}
+{"text":"ASL About You Into Not Into Discord."}
+{"text":"keeperofyou_04049"}
+{"text":"mid 20s/m/israel honestly i am just looking for a cute girl that likes to send some tasteful lewds, keep things platonic if we can, while i am not looking for something serious, it would be nice if we could get to hear a bit about each other's day and what not... it would be nice to get to know each other to some extent, slowly, i try to keep myself occupied with homework these days. bonus points if you the same country as me and you think we might have some interests in common. its a long shot - but i might meet my type here. its worth trying isn't it? if that is the case - I would approach it romantically. please be around my age. i like art. drone music, odd films, low res nature pictures esque and mathematics. etc etc etc i am pretty normal. and actually - sex is a sensitive topic for me. please keep that in mind. discord: occipital0 (holy fucking shit this captcha)"}
+{"text":"Batbratbrat_97902 Diaper boy looking for buddies. People usually think I'm cute if they are into this lol"}
+{"text":"ASL 20 / F / USA About You Lowkey unhinged (the fun way). online way too much, curious about everything, allergic to boring conversations. I like people who can actually think and joke at the same time. and can hold a conversation past “wyd.” curiosity required, boringness is a dealbreaker :3 Into Late-night convos,niche internet stuff, music, people with opinions(that can defend them) Not Into Dry small talk, moral grandstanding, constant negativity, clinginess Discord 9tbf ask to video call someone we video call on the VIDEO call he asks me to do a timestamp why are moids so retarded?"}
+{"text":"792ZPKGXA on teleguard Hey I'm looking for nudify wizs and ai wizs"}
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+{"text":"You thought I was saying that some stables aren't in an ichimon and somehow didn't gather that I meant stables which aren't head of their ichimon? This is pointless, you're doing a combination of not understanding and arguing in bad faith."}
+{"text":"west is all 5-5"}
+{"text":"Hot boiled potato with salt, oil, scallion and fish is somewhat common in Ukraine. And tasty"}
+{"text":"Dan almost lost to a 1-8 scrub. I no longer believe in his ability to yusho."}
+{"text":"Matchday 7"}
+{"text":"I can't believe the random City academy teenager they've got at the back isn't Champions League quality"}
+{"text":"/mcug/ /mcug/ still too early + Bodo has given up leads before in the stupidest way"}
+{"text":"Champions League quality the bodo player that scored twice is currently linked to norwich this transfer window"}
+{"text":"Bodo havent played a professionell football game in months lol, this is their pre season"}
+{"text":"damn almost 3 some nice play there"}
+{"text":"PREVIOUS: NYY: Yankees signed 1B/OF Seth Brown to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring training CHC: Bruce Levine reports that the Cubs are in “ongoing” talks with Zac Gallen FA: MLB Network’s Jon Heyman reports that Miguel Andujar is drawing “significant interest” on the free agent market ATL: Braves’ infielder Ha-Seong Kim will be sidelined for 4-5 months after suffering a torn tendon in his right middle finger, team signs INF Jorge Mateo to a one-year, $1 million deal TB: Rays 2B prospect Jadher Areinamo won Rookie of the Year in the Venezuelan Professional Baseball League TEX: Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic reports that the Rangers and free agent right-hander Jakob Junis have reached an agreement on a one-year, $4 million contract KC: According to Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic, the Royals are looking “increasingly unlikely” to acquire either Brendan Donovan or Jarren Duran WAS: Nationals signed RHP Cade Cavalli to a one-year contract to avoid arbitration Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 28 FAs): 1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs 2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It’s Seattle. It was always Seattle."}
+{"text":"have the mariners made any moves this offseason aside from nayor?"}
+{"text":"Naylor was the best move this off-season desu."}
+{"text":"Yeah a lefty reliever in the harry ford trade, and a bench righty what hits lefties well."}
+{"text":"Sean McDermott was fired"}
+{"text":"The Bears defense was really showing signs the last couple weeks. Dennis Allen actually schemed the blitz really well against the Rams. Lions defense needs a lot more work imo. Packers defense will be back when they’re healthy. caleb meme magic going away Hope not. Not a Bears fan, but he’s exciting I’ve been watching him since USC. Year 2 of Loveland and Burden has the potential to be explosive. There’s a lot to like, but yeah maybe one for elite pass rusher or something"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the Packers definitely won't be great, but I think they'll be good enough to compete for the North. I can easily see both teams winning 9-10 games. Unless GayGay Mc9gag ends up figuring it out over the off season, I think it'll be Bears-Packers for the North again Which, as an outsider, is my favorite"}
+{"text":"try to follow the replies if you want to interject. i originally stated that without stafford the rams are cooked. its not just some plug and play offense where any scrub QB can fill in like mac jones. when the rams lose stafford their window is closed. some other donkey started talking about goff"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"they'd probably legitimately cry at him for trying hard please let this happen Silver you bald headed fuck"}
+{"text":"wolves won the trade"}
+{"text":"Still waiting for trades"}
+{"text":"Again Apologize to Thibs He made all Knicks team competitive except for that one year the front office got him Kemba Walker and Evan Fournier Front office seems to be fucking up a lot This zesty kat was never gonna make it here"}
+{"text":"Evan Fournier Holy shit that's a name I haven't heard in forever, thank fuck that terrorist is out of the league."}
+{"text":"they really made us watch people climb stairs wtf"}
+{"text":"Surely there's supposed to be some kind of audio on the Audi stream"}
+{"text":"you're in a dark room with Naomi Schiff, what do you do"}
+{"text":"humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"jujubros..."}
+{"text":"Black hawks"}
+{"text":"you're talking to a 300 pound yank who hasn't left his smelly bedroom"}
+{"text":"there is literally nothing wrong with being a 300 pound yank who hasn't left his smelly bedroom"}
+{"text":"tf tp"}
+{"text":"I wish I was a Neet who could play video games and watch hockey all day and night"}
+{"text":"dont let your dreams just be dreams"}
+{"text":"Too bad it isn't in a Coyote powered Ford GT. The Mustang GTD is great and everything, but it just doesn't have that magic."}
+{"text":"it is quite annoying as i have wood heating so its a nuisance heating the house daily"}
+{"text":"Pardon the casualness, I just got into sports racing last year, but isn’t it a hypercar? Aren’t they returning with a hypercar?"}
+{"text":"i'm onboard with the bald driver look"}
+{"text":"Buick has been the worst offender in recent memory, it took me months before I realized those were what I was seeing."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER DILATED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERPOOL 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS 0-0NEWCASTLE UNITED ASTON VILLA 0-1 EVERTON 19/01/26 BRIGHTON HOVE & ALBION 1-1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH"}
+{"text":"fuck sake you've riled him up"}
+{"text":"Based Canuck at it again"}
+{"text":"Why Palmer and not the better player Morgan Rogers?"}
+{"text":"because morgan rogers sounds like someone better suited for plundering and sailing the high seas"}
+{"text":"pep playing S team they're 2 nil down against some nordic part time plumbers ???"}
+{"text":"KICK OFF IN 10 BINGS Bodo/Glimt: Haikin, Sjovold, Bjortuft, Gundersen, Bjorkan, Evjen, Berg, Fet, Blomberg, Hogh, Hauge. Subs: Lund, Nielsen, Aleesami, Auklend, Saltnes, Helmersen, Klynge, Riisnaes, Maatta, Sjong, Chooly. Manchester City: Donnarumma, Lewis, Khusanov, Alleyne, Ait Nouri, Reijnders, Rodri, O’Reilly, Foden, Haaland, Cherki. Subs: Bettinelli, Trafford, Ake, Marmoush, Doku, Gray, Mukasa, Mfuni, Noble, Samba."}
+{"text":"went to eat dinner expecting an easy city win OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BALD FUCKING FRAUD"}
+{"text":"Vannon kautta Kalevalan kääröjen, että aion hävittää viimeisenkin suomalaisen /sp/ stä…"}
+{"text":"playing a lad who was on loan at Watford literal weeks ago when you have Ake on the bench he fucks up for both goals Pep is an imbecile"}
+{"text":"This is making Man Utd look bad."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER UNITED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERTROON 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS 0-0NEWCASTLE UNITED ASTON VILLA 0-1 EVERTON 19/01/26 BRIGHTON HOVE & ALBION 1-1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH"}
+{"text":"What is Carragher trying to say with this face?"}
+{"text":"People already think Carrick is the saviour. How long before his first L? I think they'll get beaten 3-0 by Arsenal this weekend."}
+{"text":"Fulham lead Troy Parrott race as three clubs target Republic of Ireland hero"}
+{"text":"I thought the same given how much of it appears is buying a new bulb, wiper blades, tightening the battery clamp thing, and putting some water in the reservoir. Fair enough on some of the other things. Reminds me of that thing of calling street sweepers \"environmental hygienists\". Thanks bro. At least I have an idea of what to pay now."}
+{"text":"Why is Man City losing to the Norwegian dub of Face/Off?"}
+{"text":"Mental elves edition Kyren Wilson vs Wu Yize is live at Ally Pally, all square at the mid session interval (2-2), seeking to reach the final of this years Masters against John Higgins. Final starts at 1pm Sunday (British time) Previous thread"}
+{"text":"You're welcome, Jean."}
+{"text":"GWAN DONG GWAN WEEEE"}
+{"text":"GWAN ZHAO GWAN XIAO GWAN SELBO SORRY WOO"}
+{"text":"Lelby vs Xintong final"}
+{"text":"Why do people refuse to acknowledge that dogs shows are a sport? They've even been covered in Sports Illustrated."}
+{"text":"A lot of purebred dogs are extremely inbred, doesn’t sound like a sound strategy to be competitive in these shows especially in the skill category"}
+{"text":"i watch the puppy bowl"}
+{"text":"nothing where you could theoretically compete on different days in different buildings through a zoom call is a sport. How on earth would you have a dog show through zoom?"}
+{"text":"they were umping thru shit and over shit also fuckin running down the field,. they were catching firsbees and shit shit was sick, b"}
+{"text":"Dogs love me more than you ever will, normalfag."}
+{"text":"previous"}
+{"text":"bros straight up defending pedantphiles on main"}
+{"text":"Prates has 0 wrestling bro, he only defended 15 TD out of 19 against garry"}
+{"text":"Legendary wrestler Ian “Ian Machado Garry” Garry"}
+{"text":"Nothing says good wrestling like getting repeated taken down by a guy who isn't a wrestler"}
+{"text":"Prates would've heemed that fight points freak if he wasn't to amicable with him in the fight and just focused on heeming like he did to leon \"vegetable\" edwards"}
+{"text":"The 2026 Saudi Arabia Darts Masters concludes on Tuesday, with the quarter-finals, semi-finals and final of the £100,000 tournament taking place at Global Theater Riyadh in front of a sell-out crowd. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. Today's matches (4:00pm start) Quarter-Finals (best of 11 legs) (1) Michael van Gerwen v Stephen Bunting (4) Nathan Aspinall v Man Lok Leung (2) Gian van Veen v Luke Littler (3) Gerwyn Price v Luke Humphries Semi-Finals (best of 13 legs) Final (best of 15 legs) Day 1 roundup Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Gerwen Price final"}
+{"text":"Michael van Gerwyn"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the rundown /180/ Kek"}
+{"text":"THAT 154"}
+{"text":"The 2026 Saudi Arabia Darts Masters concludes on Tuesday, with the quarter-finals, semi-finals and final of the £100,000 tournament taking place at Global Theater Riyadh in front of a sell-out crowd. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. Today's matches (4:00pm start) Quarter-Finals (best of 11 legs) (1) Michael van Gerwen v Stephen Bunting (4) Nathan Aspinall v Man Lok Leung (2) Gian van Veen v Luke Littler (3) Gerwyn Price v Luke Humphries Semi-Finals (best of 13 legs) Final (best of 15 legs) Day 1 roundup Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Gerwen Price final"}
+{"text":"Michael van Gerwyn"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the rundown /180/ Kek"}
+{"text":"THAT 154"}
+{"text":"How can I see champions league games without paying? Interested in this one for this evening"}
+{"text":"Which you want to see, Japan vs China, or, Japan vs Vietnam?"}
+{"text":"Of course Việt Nam. No chance now though red card and 3-0 down with ten mins to play."}
+{"text":"It's joever"}
+{"text":"at least dont let the china win the cup"}
+{"text":"So is China good at soccer now?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"fight after the game edition"}
+{"text":"Iowa beats Vandy in the bowl game, behind them in the poll TCU beats USC in the bowl game, behind them in the poll Why are AP voters like this?"}
+{"text":"In one season Cignetti unmasked the vast majority of college coaches as incompetent do-nothings There is zero good reason (You)r team doesn’t have a natty when fucking Indiana won one"}
+{"text":"2026 B1G schedule will be revealed a week from today Ohio State at Indiana 10/17 also the Big 12 is revealing their schedule tomorrow morning"}
+{"text":"Yea we definitely have a tougher schedule next year."}
+{"text":"Jackie did, she blew his brains out."}
+{"text":"Which type of football fans genuinely infuriate you? American Messi fans on social media who claim Ronaldo wasn't famous and a GOAT contender before IShowSpeed I genuinely whish I could strangle these mutts through the screen"}
+{"text":"I haven't seen any of those because I'm not 15"}
+{"text":"all of the ones on /sp/"}
+{"text":"I don't pay attention to poverty ball much, but over the years on /sp/ I've learned about Ronaldo and Messi, and every time Ronaldo is brought up Messi is always brought up, while Messi can be brought up on his own without comparison. Ronaldo fans can't help but bring up Messi ALL THE TIME. Insecurity? Ronaldo seems like a narcissist and his fanbase takes that sort of persona on."}
+{"text":"I only watch Winter Olympics for this"}
+{"text":"Should just make doping a free for all, who cares, everyone does it"}
+{"text":"Oh so it's pre-rigged already? Guess it won't be worth watching then"}
+{"text":"yep, and they raised minimum age to 17"}
+{"text":"disgusting"}
+{"text":"We're never, ever going to have another Eddie the Eagle, are we."}
+{"text":"/copa argenchina/ 21:15 Ensuciantes - Ituazinguó (real club btw) MANÃNA (20) /supercopa maligna/ 19:00 Huachipato - Universidad Católica /paulistinha sicredi/ 20:00 New Horizon Zero Dawn - Palmeiras/Crefisa"}
+{"text":"Marino hinestroza Boquita lost a player to Vasco. Kkkkkkkkk"}
+{"text":"not me, not now not never"}
+{"text":"Um agente novato foi advertido pelo chefe ao ser flagrado mexendo na arma dentro da viatura A real sentence muttered by real people btw"}
+{"text":"How would you say that in spanish"}
+{"text":"\"the book is on the table\" argies: HOLY SHIT CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW THEY SAY EL LIBRO ESTA EN LA MIESA IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE? ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS?"}
+{"text":"Today Stuttgart - Union Augsburg - Freiburg"}
+{"text":"I drive an Opel :)"}
+{"text":"Werder Bremen sichert sich Abwehrtalent Yasin Chebil vom VfL Wolfsburg. Wie die „Deichstube“ berichtet, wechselt der 18 Jahre alte Linksverteidiger im Sommer in die Hansestadt"}
+{"text":"nikola tesla hamburg"}
+{"text":"Whitest team in the bundes"}
+{"text":"schmid to leeds here we go confirmed"}
+{"text":"A huge respect to the 12th Gaindé (Sénégal Ultras) who fucked Moroccan sissies yesterdays in the stands after that dogshit penalty was awarded to Morocco, which afterwards got Diaz pussy out, Sénégal motivated, and put the dagger to Morocco."}
+{"text":"Man knows African ball."}
+{"text":"Violence does solve problems, it seems"}
+{"text":"A is a murderer btw"}
+{"text":"It's not peak kino if someone doesn't die at the end of it Will we ever reach these levels of sincere primal emotion?"}
+{"text":"... ever again?"}
+{"text":"I hope so. Anything to win the league. But knowing Artetas mentor, killing creativity is one of the things they do best Go watch some highlights when Odegaard came here on loan. Every game he had amazing throughballs etc. Nowadays? Side ways passing controlled game only."}
+{"text":"Couldn't give a damn about today's result. I just want the 1st team starters to have a rest. But they won't. And we'll end up drawing to united on the weekend."}
+{"text":"I'm asking because I want to know Is this defences targeting him like mad or is it his positioning?"}
+{"text":"Both"}
+{"text":"He literally runs into the defenders. This is by his own volition"}
+{"text":"Down Under edition CX races 18.01 UCI World Cup Benidorm CDM 24.01 UCI World Cup Maasmechelen CDM 25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM 01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM 04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2 07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1 08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1 14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2 15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1 22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1 Upcoming road races Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I have already forgotten the name of the goblin who won the WC. Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"There are STILL no full results from the first Grand Tour of the year. They've really shit the bed"}
+{"text":"two PCS riders OTL"}
+{"text":"Bought 40 kg of sugar on my Lidl run."}
+{"text":"convenient OTL to cover up fake riders I mean, no way this guy exists"}
+{"text":"I'd have thought it was harder to get funding though given the truly absurd number of Czechs"}
+{"text":"Well in Poland she is the prettiest player by far (and still missing a WTA profile picture)."}
+{"text":"Starting to get some good matches now."}
+{"text":"Igas way cuter have you seen her ass"}
+{"text":"sup lil nigz u aight?"}
+{"text":"THE WHITE LATINX MEN MARCHES ON"}
+{"text":"lets be real here, hes gonna be a bust. The coach is the real hero. He got a bunch of at best 3 star recruits to a title"}
+{"text":"raider o-line is absolute dogshit. Geno Smith is fine as a QB but had no fucking chance this year. Frankly I think Pete shouldn't have been fired, but Spytek should have been."}
+{"text":"Idk at this point is he already rich? Maybe he’ll be an in between of Tebow and Luck Play some years and then retire early"}
+{"text":"if he’s a white Cuban, his great-grandparents were probably from here and fled before/during the civil war"}
+{"text":"kek what a different type of mexican't"}
+{"text":"genuinely the best league to watch in the world prize is a place in one of the worst and most boring leagues in the world to watch, VAR shite, and you go from chatting with the normal people who support teams like Preston North End and actually go to games; to a 24/7 online slurry of clueless Sky Sports plastic blobmen, tiktokers and absolutely clueless Africans/Asians/Yanks"}
+{"text":"Nothing that comes from Britstan is best in the world"}
+{"text":"In 1992, all the top teams resigned from the Football League to form the Premier League. Technically speaking, the Premier League is non-league. That’s why the Championship was the First Division."}
+{"text":"Truth nuke"}
+{"text":"I support the God Six"}
+{"text":"This is a really sad gimmick, mate."}
+{"text":"mfw when I settle in for the sportsball"}
+{"text":"previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Bless Man City's short-shorts"}
+{"text":"if alexia smiled at me i'd faint"}
+{"text":"those thighs make me feel cannibalistic"}
+{"text":"This image is ripe for AI exploitation"}
+{"text":"why did he do it bros"}
+{"text":"\"The Royal Moroccan Football Federation announces that it will pursue legal action with the Confederation of African Football and FIFA to rule on the walk-off of the Senegalese national team from the field during the final against the Moroccan national team, as well as on the events surrounding this decision, following the referee's awarding of a penalty that was deemed correct by all experts,\" a statement said."}
+{"text":"realistically how long should a team left the pitch before it is considered forfeit by default?"}
+{"text":"Moroccans are bitches and chimps, Senegal are bitches and chimps as well for leaving the pitch, but to a lesser degree. And at least they didn’t defile the concept of hosts with towel bullshit and all the other tricks they pulled But since the chaos and fuckery is the defining factor of AFCON, I say: Let Morocco get the title like this. Probably not possible, but it would be very funny. It would have a great legacy of hatred, the memes would be glorious; and it would not be a title Morocco could reasonably enjoy. I don’t see any downsides"}
+{"text":"tp tf"}
+{"text":"they're whiter than you"}
+{"text":"It's hilarious all the non Africans who watched this because they were butthurt about 800 years of Al Andalus / Muslims in Europe lol"}
+{"text":"WHICH PART OF INDIANA ARE YOU FROM brownsburg here"}
+{"text":"The Region"}
+{"text":"Me? Evansville"}
+{"text":"muncie"}
+{"text":"Elkhart But lived in Bloomington for 5 years."}
+{"text":"Well, I was born in a Small Town."}
+{"text":"unfortunate wording edition"}
+{"text":"Good idea, he’d be less interested in me if I did"}
+{"text":"Fuck up uppity zoomer shitter"}
+{"text":"footy?"}
+{"text":"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. 1 Peter 4:8"}
+{"text":"In a world where you can be anything, be kind."}
+{"text":"Impossible that we'll get a better /mug/ this year, there's like 4 KWABOTY-candidate videos just in this thread alone"}
+{"text":"Morocco goes to chimpout war with Algeria all Moroccans in Europe have to en masse leave Europe for the trenches of the Algerian desert because all diaspora's are still Moroccan citizens Please do so."}
+{"text":"This year is the world cup, there is no way we won't get any other KWAB moment"}
+{"text":"Previous: January 24th DAZN Raymond Muratalla vs. Andy Cruz January 31st DAZN Teofimo Lopez vs. Shakur Stevenson Keyshawn Davis vs. Jamaine Ortiz Bruce Carrington vs. Carlos Castro Carlos Adames vs. Austin Williams January 31st N/A Xander Zayas vs Abass Baraou January 31st DAZN Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thats boring as fuck though. Your body needs diesel if you want it to be a machine. Seeds oils, fats, dairy, highly processed carbs. These are the building blocks of a real diet."}
+{"text":"And all that shit is covered in pesticides and cancerous microplastics anyway."}
+{"text":"Fury loses twice. Nonce cries forever. It really is that simple."}
+{"text":"Sperg out. No diet can stop that autism."}
+{"text":"Olympic gold medalist Yannick Agnel charged with raping coach's 13-year-old daughter."}
+{"text":"Based monkey"}
+{"text":"Only media boards are full of pedos"}
+{"text":"real life is not like one of my hentai, aghhhhh, im going insane"}
+{"text":"1ts -You're a biological russian (possibly a russian rape baby if you're white) -You just have different paperwork, but you are a russian just like poland is -You are inferior, a 2nd/3rd worlder so know your place and dont talk to the superior french. Add a 'monsieur' when you talk to a french one. 2nd -The is no justification of you to get emotional over the news -All these proactive monkeys that feel the need to type things like you do, often do so to hide themselves from being noticed as being ****s themselves. -The reactions also come from inmense jealousy and impotence as you didnt have what the other allegedly had as you're probably ugly/mid and incompetent so women dont even care you exist. Bow down, ruskie."}
+{"text":"the bumhole is made to defecate, the vagina is specifically made to acomodate a dick. Low iq false equivalence slippery slope dipshit"}
+{"text":"Is this the most SOVLful stadium in the world?"}
+{"text":"I don't go to a stadium to look at the city surrounding it You go to the stadium to get drunk and sing the same 10 songs at people half your age instead? kys"}
+{"text":"Poor argensimios cant afford"}
+{"text":"the feds got him, bros..."}
+{"text":"Pretty nice for a football stadium, but baseball stadia have much higher ceilings for aesthetics and \"soul.\""}
+{"text":"Anon I believe that's a soccer stadium, not a football stadium."}
+{"text":"SERIE A ROUND 21 Friday, 16th January 2026 20:45 Pisa 1-1 Atalanta Saturday, 17th January 2026 15:00 Udinese 0-1 Inter 18:00 Napoli 1-0 US Sassuolo 20:45 Cagliari 1-0 Juventus Sunday, 18th January 2026 12:30 Parma 0-0 FC Genoa 15:00 Bologna 1-2 Fiorentina 18:00 Torino 0-2 AS Roma 20:45 AC Milan 1-0 Lecce Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Niclas Füllkrug on the bandage on his toe: “There's no mystery, it's broken. I just have to deal with the pain and move on.\" \"I'm German, so, we are very strong and know how to handle pain. I didn't want to miss a Milan match because of this.\""}
+{"text":"Am I supposed to know who the fuck this Nicholas Fullkrug is?"}
+{"text":"I can only imagine the amount of toxoplasmosis involved with those setting money aside for this nonsense"}
+{"text":"New Chloe design is up"}
+{"text":"local jewish community most affected"}
+{"text":"What was the first sports team to have a modern-style logo? Flat, sharp lines, just a head in profile, usually something flowing toward the back, etc."}
+{"text":"kids say it looks like the chad meme. i like flying elvis better."}
+{"text":"there isnt anything likeable about DC. they dont have much to work with."}
+{"text":"which is why their fans love it."}
+{"text":"shut up nerd"}
+{"text":"Ross needs to be put out of his misery and launched from one of the spires at the hard rock for replacing the based fin with the helmet with the retarded whale logo. Fucking decrepit senile jew fuck."}
+{"text":"Nah, they'll move out of Vegas, but for a more fitting place, San Diego"}
+{"text":"There was no hold, you don't know what a hold is."}
+{"text":"brady is even dumber, he's the one who hired Chip Kelly"}
+{"text":"I don't see holding on this play"}
+{"text":"Brady isn't doing shit. He's more focused on the booth. He's only there to collect his cut."}
+{"text":"Da superbowl edition"}
+{"text":"taxes are withheld if you win 300x your bet. income reported to IRS if you win more than $600, but that has been increased to $2k starting 2026. theres also a lot of funny business with promos that helps suppress your winnings because casinos dont want to deal with the IRS anymore than players do. some count free spins and bonuses lost cash. many pay out odds boosts as seperate line item from winnings. and the IRS accepts betting journals as evidence of losses so it would be pretty easy to manipulate and not worth their time unless you owe thousands."}
+{"text":"The Seahawks are the favorite"}
+{"text":"rams +3.5 -155 on dk right now. $6.20 pays $10.20. but i misread and though you had $2 on the seahawks to make it to the owl, not win. that makes it a little more risky to hedge and I'd probably just ride it out."}
+{"text":"I’m still new to this, I thought cover meant -3.5."}
+{"text":"tottenham vs dortmund - both teams to score + over 2.5 goals @ 2.00"}
+{"text":"Zheng Moutet banger"}
+{"text":"That's AI right?"}
+{"text":"that is mindblowing"}
+{"text":"Imagine what they would do to my gf"}
+{"text":"I've been cooking up a fantasy where I win the calendar golden slam in 2028. You should hear the ovation I get at the Olympics and USO, wow"}
+{"text":"GW22 looms in this strange, strange season of traps and uncertainty I sold that UTTER FRAUDULENT SHITTER Cunha for that utter meme goalmerchant Bruno G, I have 1FT remaining and 0.9m itb. Rank 3m and something. Shit all round. Come and join the fun. Should I sell Martinez?"}
+{"text":"Pythonanon, how's The Data?"}
+{"text":"It broke last week somehow and I havent bothered fixing it cuz I ADHD'd my way into making a game instead. It still got a green arrow this week by just letting it ride though. It's definitely being carried by predicting the Wirtz uptick right on time."}
+{"text":"Wilson vs Brighton or Chalobah vs depleted Palace?"}
+{"text":"What's your game about?"}
+{"text":"Running one of those wee sidestreet restaurants in those crammed japanese streets (it's easy to get free japanese style assets)"}
+{"text":"GERMANY CALLS ON THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP IN USA"}
+{"text":"say something outlandish midiwts buy it and proceed to piss and shit themselves thinking it might actually happen they realize they have no leverage they agree to have a sit down you negotiate a favorable outcome that wouldn't have been possible if you hadn't set the bar so high Trump does this every time and you retards fall for it every time. he'll probably end up making a deal that allows him to put some military there or something, nobody's annexing shit"}
+{"text":"here is what will happen every greenlander gets a million dollar in trump coin denmark gets a billion of whatever they use in denmark paid for with tarrifs on imports from germany"}
+{"text":"backbencher \"\"\"politician\"\"\" from Poopenshartenhausen says something most people don't even ignore resident 4chan schizos spam it for weeks never change"}
+{"text":"Jerkin Hard"}
+{"text":"he'll probably end up making a deal that allows him to put some military there or something They can already do it you retard"}
+{"text":"Bodø/Glimt How many today? I'm going for a cheeky brace."}
+{"text":"name a better striker"}
+{"text":"Rivalno"}
+{"text":"I was always terrible at these games, and to make it worse, around 2006-7 when my university housemates forced me to play, they would always be Barcelona and I would insist on being Anderlecht. The game has rules to keep the scores basically normal, so you don’t get dabbed on 25-0, so the Anderlecht goalie had a reputation in our house as the literal GOAT for the hundreds of saves he made every match. His PES name was Pruso. I looked up the real-life Pruso once, and it turned out that the real one, Silvio Proto, wasn’t even Anderlecht’s first-choice goalkeeper."}
+{"text":"well, Temeru or Baquistata could be better"}
+{"text":"ORDAZ CASTOLO RUSKIN JARIC !!"}
+{"text":"we"}
+{"text":"THE GREATEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF WORLD SPORTS NO OTHER TEAM IN ANY SPORT EVER CAN TOP WHAT INDIANA JUST DID BLUEBLOODS BTFO CATHOLICS BTFO BOILERMAKERS BTFO CONFEDERATES BTFO ESPN BTFO"}
+{"text":"I'm a hoosier. I'm so proud of these guys. Been away from campus for 20 years. If you'd have asked me before I left when IU would be the best, i'd have said they're more likely to disband the team and tear down the stadium before that happens. I guess they pay players millions now though, and the players can be really old. That's changed. But I don't know how that affects the game, since I'm not a football guy."}
+{"text":"is still the greatest quarterback of all time in your path"}
+{"text":"Try again"}
+{"text":"That's not Aaron Rodgers"}
+{"text":"Who had the “good game kid” meme Where tb12 is patting Payton on the head ?"}
+{"text":"The secret to doing a lot of commercials is giving zero fucks about what you're selling. Other people want some interest in the company or some moral behind it. Hart is just like \"Bet365, that's a nice check, yeah\" \"Saudi Arabia, thanks for that addition to my bank account\" other actors want a lot more money or creative limits to what they sell. Kevin Hart and Shaq will literally sell a local auto-insurance for 50,000 dollars if it suits their schedule."}
+{"text":"he's the 4th best qb in his own family"}
+{"text":"India easily lose their number one sport played by 5 billion people at home 2-1 to new zealand a nation of 500 people"}
+{"text":"arthouse film this is code for full on hardcore sex movie"}
+{"text":"how did you know"}
+{"text":"long time late night sbs viewer"}
+{"text":"on demand seems to have some good films"}
+{"text":"The 2026 World Series of Darts continues with the inaugural staging of the Saudi Arabia Darts Masters. The tournament will take place on 19-20 January at the Global Theater, as darts visits the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for the first time. Monday’s opening round will see the eight PDC superstars – headlined by newly-crowned Bahrain Darts Master Michael van Gerwen – take on the eight Asian representatives for a place at Finals Day. There will also be a bumper $100,000 (£74,640) prize on offer to any player who lands a nine-darter throughout the event - and this bonus could be doubled following the introduction of the Riyadh Season Bullseye. If a nine-darter is hit during the event, the player will be given one dart at the bullseye to double their prize to $200,000 (£149,280) which would constitute the biggest prize pot for a nine-darter in PDC history. Coverage starts at 4:00pm UK time on ITV4. All matches are the best of 11 legs (first to 6). Tonight's matches (4:00pm start, best of 11 legs) Danny Noppert v Man Lok Leung Stephen Bunting v Tomoya Goto (4) Nathan Aspinall v Lourence Ilagan (1) Michael van Gerwen v Nitin Kumar Luke Littler v Paul Lim (3) Gerwyn Price v Alexis Toylo Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"AM NOT BOVVERED MATE"}
+{"text":"the complete silence taking Lim back to his Lakeside days."}
+{"text":"Get a 147, plus the meme shot, and win $500,000 Get a nine-dart finish plus a meme shot and win $200,000 Darts BTFO"}
+{"text":"147 is harder imho, much longer feat of perfection. Like we had three(?) 9-darters at this past weekend's Challenge Tour event and that's not even the main pros"}
+{"text":"The televised 9darters seem to happen a lot less often though"}
+{"text":"rigging isn't cheap"}
+{"text":"this is the map for all of them"}
+{"text":"never been there desu"}
+{"text":"what does kilimini mean"}
+{"text":"It'll just be rolled over to the WC and they will make the semis at a minimum."}
+{"text":"no refunds"}
+{"text":"Where does he go from here?"}
+{"text":"Just retire tbqh. There's basically nowhere to go but down from here (except a threepeat, and even then people would get sick of it)"}
+{"text":"just a name for someone from Indiana"}
+{"text":"Cubes will keep him in business but the landscape will adapt and he'll never have it this easy again."}
+{"text":"He wins, google him"}
+{"text":"Alabama"}
+{"text":"Will this shit even happen? If USA invades Greenland, EU is going to not participate with any of their teams. Anyone seriously thinking it might be over?"}
+{"text":"Uruguay wins a fifth star ***Asterisk***"}
+{"text":"The EU could do the same and treat them like public utilities. America would never allow. And the EU is a pro-corporation alliance. Look at how much they're seething about Chinese electric cars being too cheap because the Chinese government massively invested in the technology. Ireland, the European capital of tech giants, would be the first place America invaded."}
+{"text":"The HEXA is near bros....no euro fags on the way, easy run"}
+{"text":"S-tier Pre-VAR World Cup Retard. VAR is the best thing that ever happened to this sport because shit teams like Italy can't cheat their way to the title"}
+{"text":"One is basically an impoverished third world country that cannot retaliate in any way and the other is the biggest military alliance (even without the US) and economic block in the world. that's exactly why trump WILL invade greenland. he's a child diddler that has been getting blackmailed by russia for a decade already and taking over greenland will be his final act for his overlords. while the EU will never retaliate NATO will end which means ziggers and chinks can now take over EU and trump can finally take a breath knowing that he's not gonna have to deal with the KGB showing him what he did on that island"}
+{"text":"UFC RETURNS THIS SATURDAY Prev:"}
+{"text":"wannabes It’s time to log off for a while and stop interacting with yanks"}
+{"text":"The winner takes it allllll (takes it allllll) The loser has to fallllllllll (has to faalllll) It's simple and it's plain (sooooo plaaaiiiinnnn) Why should I complaiiiiiinnnnnn (whhhyyyy complaiiinnnn)"}
+{"text":"we are doing a podcast now, talking about our blood feud. what a time, right? its been how long? man i cant even count. im glad we are able to sit down and talk it out for the fans"}
+{"text":"They used to be bros..."}
+{"text":"If black people don’t protect one another, then who’s gonna protect them? Exactly, coward"}
+{"text":"Rasm"}
+{"text":"Flores: 5-11(Tank for Tua), 10-6, 9-8 McDaniel: 9-8, 11-6, 8-9, 7-10 The team really didn't improve at all from the time Flores and Tua hooked up to the time McDaniel got fired. They did make the playoffs twice but not with much different records than Flores had and got completely crushed in the wildcard both times."}
+{"text":"Kek. Mike is green but he's good. His biggest flaw is he's not a loud tough guy like Cambpell that can command respect but he did make the Dolphins relevant again for a time. Its not his fault Miami is treated as a retirement franchise."}
+{"text":"I know the 4chan answer to this"}
+{"text":"Is he right that this behaviour is unacceptable in 2026?"}
+{"text":"No. It’s one of the greatest celebrations of all time. T. Arsenal fan"}
+{"text":"im considerably richer than yaow The post"}
+{"text":"Thanks mate. Kek. Mad cunts. I want them to get promoted so bad"}
+{"text":"You can smell the poverty through the screen"}
+{"text":"Bro just get me the large fries with hot sauce on the side"}
+{"text":"Sunday, March 1 Streets of St. Petersburg Noon Saturday, March 7 Phoenix Raceway 3 pm Sunday, March 15 Streets of Arlington 12:30 pm Sunday, March 29 Barber Motorsports Park 1 pm Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Kinda felt bad for Nolan, but then again even Simpson had better performances than him. I'm on TK on this one. Also, who will end up higher on points this season. Hauger, Schumacher or Siegel?"}
+{"text":"two rookies in shitboxes vs Mclaren driver with more than a season already done This one SHOULD be extremely easy for Nolan. RHL and DC cars were moving chicanes on ovals last year."}
+{"text":"Kinda felt bad for Nolan, but. . . same, he is a big boy though.as a paid driver this is the most organic motivation he can get, to go out and win. Kaku Ohta the hype is building.. honda probably holds him until the new car. who will end up higher on points this season. Hauger, Schumacher or Siegel? Hmmm in that order, but it could shift, Hauger, Schumacher, Siegel Hauger is at DCR who aligned with Andretti Reigning NXT champ, and filling a seat Veekay maximized. Foyt last year had some great cars (Malukas on board helped). Something similar could happen this year + the Andretti improve the quality of what is shared. Schumacher is at RLL They improved management, and Foster was really solid. Rahal is still a good driver, it is always strategy or dogshit cars. I could see him bumping Hauger, IF the three cars have on track chemistry, and work to build data. They have the drivers to be competitive. Seigel is at Arrow He needs to drive with some sense, but maintain a chip on his shoulder. Im not sure how he finishes the season top 15, and I like being optimistic with drivers, mainly so they show up and go for a one off victory. He did just turn 21, i mean if they dump him, why not dump him into another discipline, and let him grow."}
+{"text":"This one SHOULD be extremely easy for Nolan Maybe they have RHR coaching him, if so then yeah light work for him, but if Foster doesnt regress, things could be interesting. Rahal/Daly/Ericsson/Illott/Simpson are slotted just ahead. We are getting primed for a wild season!"}
+{"text":"ITT: the best heems from combat sports MMA, bare knuckle fighting, power slap, and even boxing"}
+{"text":"buffalo thread now subhuman mentally ill retard"}
+{"text":"Meds, now"}
+{"text":"What do finnish women like then? They play beach volleyball and they were hanging out in California Chunky is good Volley has made me like turkish women. Constantinople will rise again! They will be evangelized"}
+{"text":"hired to a poverty franchise in the smallest market mocked as the worst hire in 2017 immediately makes the playoffs with absolute dogshit roster ends 18 year playoff drought drafts Josh Allen mocked for picking the worst QB develops him into perhaps the best QB in the league makes the playoffs 7 straight years He is one of the best coaches in the league. The Bills will regret this. Inshallah"}
+{"text":"I miss the old Bill Burr"}
+{"text":"Josh Allen perhaps the best QB in the league if this crybaby bitch had stopped hogging the spotlight for two seconds and not chased his wingman away maybe we'd actually get a super bowl for the 500 million we gave him, but oh well"}
+{"text":"he's more like john fox than andy reid"}
+{"text":"Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair."}
+{"text":"Ron Howard’s let himself go."}
+{"text":"winter Olympics only two real sports"}
+{"text":"I cannot wait for the deathslide."}
+{"text":"We should have American Football in the Olympics."}
+{"text":"Skiing, hockey and biathlon are p. great. Fuck snowboarding btw."}
+{"text":"After break dance."}
+{"text":"Running and swimming BTFO"}
+{"text":"Beautiful Reece Walsh edition Discuss signings, rumours, off-season dramas, and SC builds"}
+{"text":"these fucking captchas will ruin the game threads"}
+{"text":"I know he's fat and lazy but for the price he's hard to beat, and if it's true that fatfata is on the left too there should be a lot of points on offer. I know poogers have the bye in round 1 but I think i'm going to actually go for the may/haas meme. But really it's fucking hard so far out from PPP. Welcome m8."}
+{"text":"Oak and Breaka are the same company wtf"}
+{"text":"It would be best to grow rugby league into the biggest game in the world"}
+{"text":"Irish, nothing will ever top soccer."}
+{"text":"where were you the day an old white lady saved african football"}
+{"text":"My goodness I love black women, especially the gymrat type. Lord have mercy I'm bout to bust"}
+{"text":"I thought Wenger was the Wenger of Africa. You know, given all the young African boys he hired (and molested) at Arsenal."}
+{"text":"it's funny that in the middle of all that he was very briefly at Cambridge United (of former CU fame), along with Hervé Renard."}
+{"text":"Brazilian likes shemale Pottey"}
+{"text":"sees a muscular woman \"It's a shemale\" That's how people look when they don't eat Greggs on the daily, Bukayo."}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that Tottenham Hotspur won the Europa League in 2025"}
+{"text":"I forgot that they were in Europa for 5 straight seasons recently kek Lost to Atletico (CL transplant) Lost to Chelsea (not from UCL but understandable) Lost to Olympiacos (top kek) Lost to Villarreal Lost to Sporting (from UCL but not that strong) So you still have bragging rights despite the rule change"}
+{"text":"underestimating the biggest bottlers in this universe Oh, ye little of faith."}
+{"text":"who will outbottle the bottlers?"}
+{"text":"We ofc hehe"}
+{"text":"Jan 20 bump"}
+{"text":"16-0"}
+{"text":"I would be more willing to agree e this take if Cig hadn’t been dominant at every other level he’s coached at. And when you watch them play, they’re not out-athlete-ing the other teams; they play extremely disciplined and motivated football. That’s not an age thing it’s a coaching thing."}
+{"text":"They weren't a shit team that miraculously got better in a year That’s quite literally what happened"}
+{"text":"2019 LSU is arguably the most talented college team ever put together, so not really a fair comparison. This is definitely true. In general this game didn’t look like two elite programs though. Hopefully it’s just NIL shaming out and not the future."}
+{"text":"With honest refs IU would’ve won by 17 desu. Someone needs to check the reffies banks they clearly bet against the spread"}
+{"text":"Discipline and listening to coaching is 100% and age thing"}
+{"text":"In the increasingly boring and soulless world of professional football, who are your picks for the players and teams that are still keeping SOUL alive?"}
+{"text":"Sean dyche."}
+{"text":"He makes the most annoying people alive seethe in violent rage and thats enough for me"}
+{"text":"i'll be sad when pickGOD retires"}
+{"text":"After Fifa gave messi the WC all turned into pure slop for me. The WC still had magic for me"}
+{"text":"Matheus Pereira, Kaio Jorge, Endrick, Estevão, Andrey, Breno Bidon, Rayan, Allan (Palmeiras), ... Team: Mirassol. Don't care about other leagues"}
+{"text":"How did Jokic surpass Luka so much despite his extreme physical limitations and worse FO? One is looking like an all timer while the other has regressed and is turning into Harden 2.0"}
+{"text":"13/7 role player in the 90s"}
+{"text":"because he's a better passer and a less selfish player. Ironically hating to score but being insanely talented at it is an incredible recipe for amazing on-court impact"}
+{"text":"Limitations for the NBA. He's extremely big but there are 50 other guys with the exact build who exist just as rebound machines or go to euroleague"}
+{"text":"despite his extreme physical limitations wtf are you even talking about He's great because he is 2.11 m and can pass the ball. Luka on the other hand has to shoot the ball because he's not that big"}
+{"text":"He is one of the few actual centers in the league"}
+{"text":"Flick betrayed by an ungrateful flip fuck edition"}
+{"text":"Farca"}
+{"text":"Varcasissies when their offside tactics are used against them"}
+{"text":"how is this thread still up"}
+{"text":"Each time Barcelona rightfully loses, their fans would go in a tantrum and keep the threads alive well into the week, crying bloody muerder about muh refs or muh field or that the rival team should have let them win. Not only they do that, but the entire club as well, from the president to the bench warmer blankets"}
+{"text":"Because /sp/ is fucking dead."}
+{"text":"Longtime Red Sox and White Sox pitcher (1961-1978) who mastered the knuckleball. Was a reliever until age 30, then a starter his last seven seasons. Pitched 100 Complete Games in five seasons (1971-1975) F"}
+{"text":"Similar career to Joe Niekro. not quite as long but a much greater peak. Would have two CYAs by today's standards, and was totally robbed in '71 when Vida Blue burst on the scene with the A's."}
+{"text":"In a better timeline, I would be a comically out of shape knuckleballer still hurling until I'm 45"}
+{"text":"If Ryan had learned the knuckler, he'd still be pitching."}
+{"text":"oldfag here i remember him. may he rest in peace."}
+{"text":"Much greater peak and literally everything else to the point that comparing them for any other reason than having thrown a knuckle ball is kinda slanderous. Joe Niekro was, overall, a below average pitcher despite all his innings and his best season would be Wood's fourth. With today's understanding, wood probably still wouldn't have won in '72, though. Second place to Perry was ultimately the correct decision, even if both of those seasons deserved recognition."}
+{"text":"...Possibly, the straight up greatest black Footballer ever."}
+{"text":"I know intelligent, well constructed and objective arguments are too much for your Maghrebi brain. you much prefer rootless claims and humourless shitflinging, you people are notorious for having effeminate mindsets. once a coherent sentences is uttered your brain leaves the room, it's even reflected in your godawful dialect and your tendency to flee your own country for the first shithole that takes you. could that be why you think it's more impressive to win a random game in a world cup than win an actual competitive continental trophy? you'd rather serve in heaven than reign in hell? is that why your parents/grandparents left Morocco to suck cock in Canada?"}
+{"text":"but fifa told me it was El Hadji Diouf"}
+{"text":"did you just start watching football in the last 5 years?"}
+{"text":"why did you assume he is a maghrebi"}
+{"text":"the match between the two of us in 2010 Afcoon was 100% rigged, but we fucking deserve it for lacking the balls to do what Senegal chad did by leaving the stadium"}
+{"text":"It's getting canceled folks"}
+{"text":"The VISA 'ban' is for work VISA so it's irrelevant to the fans and players. you think the players are playing for free?"}
+{"text":"What happned to Britain? How did you go from the most based nation to the most cucked nation?"}
+{"text":"expecting actual sport discussion on a board dominated by chikaner and /spol/ tards where jannies DGAF but ban you for posting threads asking questions about penaldo NGMI"}
+{"text":"What World Cup football is there to discuss? The tournament isn’t happening yet so nobody’s playing. And politics is the kudzu weed of conversation; once you start talking about it, it grows and takes over until nobody can talk about anything else. The fact the World Cup is hosted in a country with a meme president, who is currently engaged in peak banter antics, just adds to this. If the World Cup was going to be in Japan, we’d probably all be talking about anime until the tournament started."}
+{"text":"holy fucking cuck"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Jajajaja"}
+{"text":"yes they both have but none in a final"}
+{"text":"That’s why they are lazy and sleep mid afternoon like faggots"}
+{"text":"Biggest KWAB moment of all time"}
+{"text":"3 lions"}
+{"text":"QUICK REMINDER HAHAHAHAHA KWAB"}
+{"text":"try every dirty cheating tactic possible in unsettling Senegal still lose"}
+{"text":"when the kebab meister isnt so nice"}
+{"text":"why do they look pakistani?"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Al-Kwabab"}
+{"text":"Denied Senegal a goal without even checking VAR for a slight push when it was Hakimi that started pushing first Penalty given for obvious dive afterwards Senegal fanbase only allotted 3k seats in a 70k stadium Moroccan fans pointing laser to Mendy's face all game Ball boys chase around Senegalese player to snatch his towel Hakimi throws Mendy's towel over the advertising boards Moroccan prince refused to give Senegalese players the trophy Moroccan journalists abandon conference room when Senegal coach arrives All the rigging against other teams during the knockout stages Award themselves the Fair Play Award Moroccan coach slams Senegal shameful act of leaving the pitch for daring to protest against all the rigging Moroccan Federation to pursue legal action due to Senegal's Walk off Why were these \"people\" allowed to host this tournament? I've never seen so much niggardly behavior in my life and they were playing against literal West Africans."}
+{"text":"ELENDIL"}
+{"text":"have you seen daggering?"}
+{"text":"Is it like necklacing ? :D"}
+{"text":"Reddit: Africa 4chan: Morocco"}
+{"text":"Reddit: Morocco 4chan: Africa"}
+{"text":"Japan U20 1 x 0 U23 Korea Japan wins again lol"}
+{"text":"Samsonova lost this match I fucking hate siegemund so much its unreal"}
+{"text":"Are we pro wrestling now?"}
+{"text":"I genuinely think this speaks to how low the level of play is in women’s tennis. These are not athletes. This is not the level of fitness any professional athlete should be maintaining. Throw in Townsend and a few others and it’s far too common. It’s not something they can make rules about but it does speak to how unserious the sport is, as far as the women go."}
+{"text":"corr eva pys"}
+{"text":"wow hes better looking than her"}
+{"text":"thee worst college football team in 130+ years of college football history with 130+ teams to the champion and best season in history It would be like if Leicester city won the champions league after winning the pl"}
+{"text":"Indiana isn't a blue chip but they are a flagship program in their state with major donors. this is the equivalent of the browns winning it all. if JMU somehow pulled it off at all that would be a miracle of ice/leicester win. although it's still a cool win so congrats to Indiana."}
+{"text":"Ben Affleck"}
+{"text":"live 2.2mi away from Miami stadium go to Miami games as a kid get rejected as a walk on to program become Indiana starter beat Miami at Miami for the title It’s a movie waiting to happen"}
+{"text":"we aren't like this btw, sorry EECfags t. other Big 10 school"}
+{"text":"Leicester Leicester Leicester unironically bigger underdogs than them, Leicester had a billionaire foreign owner with multiple prior years of investment in facilities, roster, etc."}
+{"text":"17/01/26 MANCHESTER DILATED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITY CHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORD LEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAM LIVERPOOL 1-1 BURNLEY SUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAM NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL 18/01/26 14:00 WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs. NEWCASTLE UNITED 16:30 ASTON VILLA vs. EVERTON Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"City fans overhyped him and made excuses and he got all those injuries, now this season is when he starts getting regular football and they realise he isn't great"}
+{"text":"How has Bobb made 15 appearances this season? Genuinely can't remember seeing him once."}
+{"text":"I only remember him against Wolves on the first matchday because he was involved in a few of the goals but he was invisible outside that"}
+{"text":"Next."}
+{"text":"Thick cunt can't count as usual. You've been doing this shite for months at this point."}
+{"text":"can it top 2022?"}
+{"text":"Is there actually any chance it gets boycotted?"}
+{"text":"The tournament will be cancelled. Players won't be allowed in to the US."}
+{"text":"inb4 some players can't make it because of the visa bans inb4 someone in the admin sees Vini's face in the file for exceptional visas (now that the US announced they were no longer granting visas for brazilians), doesn't know who he is and denies him entry because he's ugly"}
+{"text":"he thinks there will be a wc in the united states in 2026 they will move the US matches to mexico and canada"}
+{"text":"I hate games hosted in the USA every game is going to look something like this in their awful stadiums"}
+{"text":"Why did he do it?"}
+{"text":"he never heard of performance enhancing molestation ngmi"}
+{"text":"Big if true"}
+{"text":"one the rare few times when a food analogy is very welcome, good job pierre"}
+{"text":"very interesting thread, I wonder would the response be the same if the coach was WASP?"}
+{"text":"derete this"}
+{"text":"Panathinaikos and Juve is the only 4chan approved teams"}
+{"text":"Basically a completely random selection"}
+{"text":"Ronaldo is one of the easiest normie filter. Noone who watched football during Messi era ever would pick any other player as GOAT."}
+{"text":"Why would Man U and Ronaldo not be on the same side?"}
+{"text":"it's a bell curve"}
+{"text":"VINI WON XABI LOST"}
+{"text":"Merci"}
+{"text":"wins nothing pay doubled"}
+{"text":"The fact that Vinicius is genuinely talked about at Balon D'or quality shows how far this sport has fallen"}
+{"text":"imagine supporting >this madrid"}
+{"text":"So far after last night's final between Senegal and Morocco there have been a reported 63 arrests and 15 police officers injured in Paris last night"}
+{"text":"t. Minnesotan"}
+{"text":"63 Arrests Out of 2 million people Also why are people acting like AFCON is relevant? Disingenuous shit all around."}
+{"text":"We are the most experienced people on Magic in the entire planet, and can sense something strange within a nano-second. Just look at our flag mate. Idolatry is associating partners with God, while in that video we are just trying to git rid of the Talisman. and Magic is canon in all Abrahamic religions"}
+{"text":"Where the fuck did you get 2 million people from? Do you think that the whole of Paris went apeshit because Morocco lost?"}
+{"text":"AFCON is kino 2bqhwy"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA invent sport lose to convicts in just 11 days first thread outlasts your ENTIRE campaign and then some can only win on a shit pitch triggered bong got called out so hard he spammed the first thread to bump limit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"Never stopped me dreaming"}
+{"text":"*survives the morocconing*"}
+{"text":"12 days of hurt"}
+{"text":"how bout dem Hoosiers"}
+{"text":"So...no more World Cup?"}
+{"text":"The best president for big business is a retard who can be persuaded to do whatever big business wants, and then take the blame for it too. I don't even blame Trump. It's the people advising him who need to meet Luigi."}
+{"text":"This thread has a lot of smartypants types who say that nothing's going to happen because this is just Trump's negotiating style. \"He just makes crazy demands and then settles for a fraction of what he's asking for.\" Right, okay, but what if we call his bluff? We're not going to give him Greenland, and I don't think he's going to accept Nova Scotia instead. If we just laugh in his face, call him a fat ginger retard, and walk away, will the people telling Trump what to believe just accept that? Or will they tell him to keep pushing? He will obviously keep pushing. What if we still ignore him? I understand that he loves strongman politicians who stand up for themselves, but I don't think he's going to be willing to go back to the White House without anything at all."}
+{"text":"This post is a nothingburger. All of those countries can still get tourist visas. It's work visas that are being restricted."}
+{"text":"He's literally why he has those advisors. Mnuchin had him wrangled and distracted him with other shit. The idiots that Trump has now don't know anything outside of rage baiting. This is why they should've just let him get a 2nd term. It would've sucked, but he would've fucked off by now and the damage would've been less impactful. Instead, Dems elected an old man with no exit plan, and now we're stuck with an old man who also has no exit plan. It's been three fucking terms of retards."}
+{"text":"Fiji Bhutan Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Uzbekistan Lmao that retard thinks all of those are African countries, dooesn't he?"}
+{"text":"Endrick edition Previous (died to US spammers)"}
+{"text":"Abdelli btfo"}
+{"text":"Surprised Marseille are actually making moves, also wtf is PFC doing? Still ZERO signings"}
+{"text":"When will you all realize that Arnault bought the club for soft power purposes and not to throw cash out the window trying to make some super team"}
+{"text":"We have some european games this week, you just KNOW Nice is going to humuliate itself"}
+{"text":"Apparently they might be gunning for Mathys Tel. Anything to help him escape from the purgatory that is Tottenham."}
+{"text":"The world you grew up in no longer exists…"}
+{"text":"Tricofore"}
+{"text":"I bond burger your sister??"}
+{"text":"you take that back right now"}
+{"text":"I love the Esoteric football, i can see 3 esoteric themes atleast. The sacred number 32+1 is present, 32 fields plus 1 whole. The esoteric \"hexagon with pentagon\" theme is present ofcourse. The black and white checkerboard theme is present."}
+{"text":"Apologize"}
+{"text":"Jovic was always great, he just needed a support from his clubs and coaches. He's still a big talent."}
+{"text":"bro finally found his level ToT"}
+{"text":"You know the team that won today? Yeah I've always been a fan"}
+{"text":"The Boston bumboys of the National Bumsex League? Bit gay mate"}
+{"text":"wha happen, team win??"}
+{"text":"team score goal, me go mental love sport's"}
+{"text":"based lifelong"}
+{"text":"How come I never seen you with team emblem. Kick his ass boys"}
+{"text":"Eternal KWABOTY"}
+{"text":"Brahim Diaz"}
+{"text":"Still Josh Allen"}
+{"text":"A racewar occured during the game Maroc Sénégal, after the Penalty was awarded."}
+{"text":"0:31 the game FUCK!!"}
+{"text":"Rare cool moment from reddit Well done by them"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"heh..."}
+{"text":"Sovl..."}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"kek bears suck LFG RAMS"}
+{"text":"Rammssss"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"kek the rams suck so much"}
+{"text":"Always been a sheep man myself"}
+{"text":"God has decided in this realm you will not see Bo Nix play against Drake maye in their very prime. Ain't that fucked up?"}
+{"text":"He represents me."}
+{"text":"he was literally trying to win that by one-arming the next-heaviest guy in the division dunno about you but I'm not in any hurry to call him a coward if he kyujos"}
+{"text":"dunno about you but I'm not in any hurry to call him a coward if he kyujos Well, I am. Running away is dishonourable, losing is not."}
+{"text":"You mean going into day 11, anon. 5 fights left. A Shishi yusho would spark a wave of Asashoryu shitposting the likes of which we've never seen or may see again."}
+{"text":"newfag summerfag"}
+{"text":"Daidaidaidai"}
+{"text":"Amerilards think they have a single chance against that team Lol Lmao, even"}
+{"text":"But none of them are on the same team?"}
+{"text":"Luka is a traffic cone SGA won’t have the whistle Giannis’s stock is in free fall"}
+{"text":"he doesn't know the all-star game format this year"}
+{"text":"No, I don't actually care about random, one-off exhibition nonsense."}
+{"text":"this. wow, one year mj, shaq, patrick ewing and some other all timers were on the same team. only retards gave a fuck then, and only retards give a fuck now. all star games are, and always have been, meaningless garbage"}
+{"text":"KWAB"}
+{"text":"They will if the W goes out. I lowkey hope they do. Unrivaled is entertaining as fuck. The first to +11 points format is perfect."}
+{"text":"imagine them nuking their league cause of their hatred for caitlin clark"}
+{"text":"What's Paige buying with that 50k"}
+{"text":"You must be 60 years old. They're nuking the league because the league is stealing money from them. They want the league to open their financial books and give them a mediocre revenue share, and the league still refuses because it's owned by people who don't like the sport. Wtf does this have to do with Caitlin Clark."}
+{"text":"is this the girl w the herpes everywhere? i get that everyone has it, but i cant normalize seeing the warts"}
+{"text":"The true good guys of football."}
+{"text":"Hadouken"}
+{"text":"stfu nafri animal"}
+{"text":"Same way Canada has a billion indians. They are still indian and not canadian"}
+{"text":"Tip top kino fans"}
+{"text":"kwab"}
+{"text":"Let’s hope Westbrick is next so his chucking ass will finally retire"}
+{"text":"It's over warriorsbros"}
+{"text":"We got him Am Yisrael Chai!"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"Is the NBA Cup the kiss of death or what?"}
+{"text":"1-0"}
+{"text":"Argies making it about themselves for the nth time The AFCON final was 10x better and had more drama and storytelling than that lame rigged tourney. At least the rigger lost here."}
+{"text":"he wasn't here"}
+{"text":"Worth it."}
+{"text":"Nafri girls look like that? She is cute."}
+{"text":"When you pay her extra but still don't cum."}
+{"text":"I got the nu. I have an OP that’s going to rock your world"}
+{"text":"I have never listened to dubstep."}
+{"text":"mid January best pitcher in the class hasn’t signed Yeah this cold stove is a disgrace"}
+{"text":"nunu ?"}
+{"text":"/nu/ /nu/"}
+{"text":"WINTER OLYMPICS WHEN???"}
+{"text":"Looks cute, would cuddle"}
+{"text":"I always watch way too much Olympics and then say \"by the next one I'm going to have my life together so I won't have time\", but then the next one comes and I'm in the exact same spot.... that being said HYPEOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"No Russia No Watch"}
+{"text":"I thought they just get some slap on the wrist and have to call themselves 'international Olympic athletes' or some other gay shit that lets them bypass any bans."}
+{"text":"Golshi Edition News Patriots @ Broncos AFCCG Rams @ Seahawks NFCCG McDermott Fired"}
+{"text":"This was Williams' second year. Tetairoa McMillan seems to be a popular pick for ORotY."}
+{"text":"NEW"}
+{"text":"We need a Mendoza thread!"}
+{"text":"New"}
+{"text":"They lost their best RB lmao. Charbonnet is by no means their best back. He's a solid rotational player meant to keep K9's body from exploding by season's end like it has every year since he's been drafted. Now he's fully healthy and will actually be used in goal to go situations."}
+{"text":"If richarlison is with the patriots then I am with the broncos."}
+{"text":"Based?"}
+{"text":"Who? He or me?"}
+{"text":"the face of Brazilian footballs whack era"}
+{"text":"Welcome to ___________________"}
+{"text":"It’ll be renamed the Mendoza line :^)"}
+{"text":"Miami!"}
+{"text":"queefs"}
+{"text":"he'll end up with the raiders"}
+{"text":"Please let Davis be retarded enough to make that trade."}
+{"text":"The last 3 national champions have come from these states ND not included SEC BTFO CATHOLICS BTFO"}
+{"text":"The Midwest sweeper all levels of football."}
+{"text":"It would seem Our Superiority has caused some Controversy."}
+{"text":"You didn't include FCS"}
+{"text":"Based retard, only Michigan touches Superior on that map"}
+{"text":"Damn, had no idea the Cats played D1.5 football. Glad you cleared that up anon(clueless)"}
+{"text":"Mendoza"}
+{"text":"Good night Ohayo. Thanks for nutting up."}
+{"text":"I heard he stole his banana"}
+{"text":"Fin"}
+{"text":"500"}
+{"text":"Problem with hockey is the cost of entry. Not counting the equipment for sports, anyone can run. Anyone with a ball can play football or soccer. Anyone with a ball and a hoop can play basketball. Anyone with a ball, glove, and a bat can play baseball. For hockey you need skates, a stick, a puck, frozen water, and enough skill to not fall on your ass. Roller blade hockey is not the same. Most schools do not have a hockey team."}
+{"text":"absolutely nothing exciting is happening. most of the games are just ending in expected results. the only real \"upsets\" were 49ers over eagles, but that was basically seen as more likely anyway. bo nix broke his ankle and texans gave the game away with turnovers, so the AFC playoffs is basically the pats just being gifted the conference. what a snoozefest this all is."}
+{"text":"The NFL refusing to have a playoff bracket sets this shit up by default. The intent is to baby the 1st seed. In other sports where you're playing a series the better team is more likely to win no matter what. Law of averages and all. Handegg likes to larp about the any given Sunday but they rig it by not having a real bracket and making the losermost team left in the tourney teleport into the slot playing the 1 seed, it's rigged. It's rigged by design. The results speak for themselves, what should be a much more random distribution of single game samples: it ain't."}
+{"text":"neither of those are correct. just a feeble attempt."}
+{"text":"The Eagles are a small market team, Philadelphia is a small market city"}
+{"text":"Are you fucking retarded? All but two games have been great"}
+{"text":"philly is the 9th largest metro in the US"}
+{"text":"they'll hire some rando like they did with tomlin they are being linked with the same guys as everyone else but are far from the best job available."}
+{"text":"I am worried they're gonna go with Flores who is literally just younger, blacker Tomlin who is also suing the NFL for racism and was an asshole to his previous QB (even if Tua is bitch made he is still an NFL player)."}
+{"text":"insane that miami didn't get him"}
+{"text":"fuck flores"}
+{"text":"far from the best job available. i don't really agree with that. if nothing else it's a stable job because they never fire anyone which is rare in the league"}
+{"text":"would have booty blasted both these teams"}
+{"text":"but did they tho?"}
+{"text":"Notre Dame unironically would've beat Indiana but wouldn't have beaten Miami"}
+{"text":"lost yo the team that got beat Therefore they were double beaten."}
+{"text":"Trve"}
+{"text":"Who was the last team to beat IU? Yup. UM barely beat a disorganized ND. Then they proceed to shit themselves as Beck becomes the MVP for two unranked teams. Somehow sneaks through the ranking thanks to SEC kaballah math."}
+{"text":"Carson Beck: \"yup, hes open\""}
+{"text":"Kek"}
+{"text":"Should the NFL step in to do something about this dogshit division?"}
+{"text":"West was miles better wtf are you talking about"}
+{"text":"only if you ignore the cardinals"}
+{"text":"NFL is designated as Sports Entertainment not a Sports League."}
+{"text":"We are the most SOULFUL division but I will concede we are regular season merchant's."}
+{"text":"Our opponents are dog piss easy next year especially with a 4th place schedule. Really hope our team isn’t dead again this year, but with half decent oline play we’re back in the offs for sure."}
+{"text":"have won 157 out of 157 college football national championships. grits brains empathy hygiene Which defines us most? (Meanwhile Yuropoor soccer coaches are losing to Algerian - smdh)"}
+{"text":"JPMorgan or Goldman Sachs?"}
+{"text":"these guys end up working for wedbush and bnp paribas and northwestern mutual, dude not bulge brackets, and not boutiques"}
+{"text":"Carolina panthers"}
+{"text":"Mendoza when he steps foot in Vegas"}
+{"text":"well ill be hoping and praying for this little refbabby faggot to get severely injured. he better watch out, it worked on mahomes."}
+{"text":"I looked it up and the earliest one I could find was 9:22pm est"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"hell be fine"}
+{"text":"What goes around heems around"}
+{"text":"If the oil tycoons are going to fund any school (inasmuch as they're not funding UT Austin), it's going to be the Aggies."}
+{"text":"why tf is lil uzi vert there cheering for IU??"}
+{"text":"The Midwest breeds autistic robots. Just gotta put them to work and they WORK. WHAT is your guys freaking catchall lmao. Takes 3 minutes to do a mini game."}
+{"text":"I've been hearing this for 5 years now."}
+{"text":"The Midwest breeds autistic robots. It's all the German and Nordic heritage."}
+{"text":"Indiana leads 10-0 at halftime"}
+{"text":"guy gatorades cig \"you're fucking cut\""}
+{"text":"YES long life miami resident here, these corrupt piles of shit will never win anything ever again, FUCK MIAMI, fucking cubans are like the jews of hispanic people. Shit down their throats Indiana"}
+{"text":"GG Miami anons, really was a fun one to watch!"}
+{"text":"Miami got a lot of breaks from the refs Huge missed hold that kept a deprive going, leading to a Miami td Several late hits out of bounds, no calls"}
+{"text":"That has to be one of the greatest qb runs of all time And not just in college football The Miami d-line was bullying all game and he just powered through"}
+{"text":"are these guys literally trying to miss tackles?"}
+{"text":"I'll never hate Trump no matter how retarded he gets because it's very obvious he's repeatedly fucked with their plans. He wasn't supposed to win in 2016, they stole it from him in 2020, they tried to kill him in 2024, he's powered through it all. Maybe he'll be the one who ends them for good, somehow."}
+{"text":"New for you"}
+{"text":"Based knower. Nixon and the Bush’s. Dick Cheney and Halliburton. The Saudi Bush connections. Skulls & Bones. It’s a fun but disturbing rabbit hole. Sorry about your Jags, Go Rams.."}
+{"text":"Presidents in the modern era don't get assassinated. They are allowed to be assassinated. I'm pretty neutral towards Donald (I love some things and hate others). But it's so fucking obvious they tried to kill him. I'm not even a 2020 election fraud truther btw. I think that was MAGA propaganda. But you're delusional if you don't think the Secret Service was straight up asleep at the wheel the entire 2024 election season. We're out there. Don't let them try to make us sound so fringe. Stafford is based gl."}
+{"text":"Gamethread #3 Indiana 10 Miami 0 2nd half edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"No 1 on Indiana is a bum. he's been the fuckup on all of these big plays"}
+{"text":"/co/ here"}
+{"text":"good football play i tell you hwhat"}
+{"text":"did NOT like the gatorade lol"}
+{"text":"The man wants a BEER"}
+{"text":"What's the best sports vidya of all time in your opinion, /sp/?"}
+{"text":"I again redirect you to their competing NBA titles. it wasn't even a competition there, the 2K games blew Live out of the water both in gameplay and sales. yet, EA never bought out the NBA license. instead, they quietly just gave up on the Live series. why? because the NBA didn't care that 2K was selling their games cheap. it factually was because the NFL was pissed off about the price war that 2K started, because they didn't like how it made their league look cut rate. so they took up EA's offer of exclusivity. it's telling that 2K didn't put their NFL team on an NCAA game to try and compete with EA there."}
+{"text":"The NBA was never approached with an offer like the NFL. You think these companies just have infinite money glitches? You're just spouting conjecture at this point. I am a middle aged man who was in college when all this took place. You aren't going to change the narrative of what actually happened. Not sure why you even are arguing at this point when we all lived through it meanwhile you were some kid picking his nose"}
+{"text":"Google Kurt Schilling Video Games It's good to know he stole money from a Tripfag's family."}
+{"text":"how do you know? the only conjecture here is hours. change the narrative I'm sorry I don't share your hate-boner for EA, I care more about the truth than your gay culture war narrative. Friendly reminder that 2K bough the multiplat rights to the MLB specifically to keep EA from making more baseball games, only to give up on baseball themselves because they didn't give a fuck and just wanted to keep the MLB out of EA's hands. they're not your friend, modern NBA games being even scummier than Madden should be proof enough of that."}
+{"text":"I love college athletics edition Miami 0 - 10 Indiana at half"}
+{"text":"Sorry guys, chadoza gets it done"}
+{"text":"Big dick call and a big dick run. Game."}
+{"text":"rfk jr tells america to stop eating slop companies pretend their \"\"\"protein\"\"\" isn't slop"}
+{"text":"I think she wants me bro"}
+{"text":"For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team."}
+{"text":"PATS WIN THREAD"}
+{"text":"It's a Disney adult town."}
+{"text":"Rebuilds are not supposed to take longer than 5 years. You need to consider why your team has been shit for 20 if that's the case."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"This man is from NE the whole time lmao"}
+{"text":"I learned the hard way, you should be careful before you call a Dominican mami 'black' (no matter how dark she is). She might get mad at you. To be safe, you should call her latina but it's better to avoid the subject entirely if you can."}
+{"text":"The sound of indy cars in May. Miami TD I blame you cocksucker"}
+{"text":"Imagine fighting over your imaginary friends in 2026 LOL LMAO even"}
+{"text":"Indy cars are gay but that was your fault"}
+{"text":"Your mom told me you're gay when I was balls deep in her ass"}
+{"text":"already lost to miami lol"}
+{"text":"/ourgirl/ from the U edition"}
+{"text":"Imagine playing for this team and being Christian? Tough hand. What's the name on the postergirl for this thread? She's as intelligent as she is gorgeous is my guess."}
+{"text":"New CFB is reject no thank you."}
+{"text":"Chad Cristobal is not phased."}
+{"text":"That final pass by Beck needed a little less hurry and just a bit more height to surpass the defender and find Marion ─ and it would have been a game-WIN versus a night of disappointment for the Hurricanes faithful. Receiver also could have run less route, found the ball's true position before the defender for the successful reception and sealed a hard-fought victory. Alas, this is professional sports ─ wins or losses decided on a razor's edge. Cristobal and Miami still win every time. No one in their right mind spends money to visit or travel to Indiana. There's nothing there. Plus when you look like Cignetti does, no amounta championships is gonna help with that. #facts"}
+{"text":"LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED celtics"}
+{"text":"delicious zogbot seethe"}
+{"text":"Yes but how are they different from other maghrebis?"}
+{"text":"This they could basically draw a line from their border and be happy, algerians for some reason want to have moroccos backyard too. And they are a fake country wich is why the country is mamed after a city. A french golem that was cut loose basically"}
+{"text":"They are/aren't whenever it fits their narrative."}
+{"text":"Algeria's land Lol like that ever existed, those were bullshit french borsders, it couldve been a chess board for all they cared about. Theres no reason for algerians to posses any land south of morocco"}
+{"text":"0-0 1st Quarter at 10:00"}
+{"text":"ok now it's over"}
+{"text":"owari da"}
+{"text":"Nigga this has been busted for decades. Besides, prune juice is kino"}
+{"text":"giga faggot"}
+{"text":"thats not for you to decide"}
+{"text":"Teri :) Maya :( wish she'd got a better draw for her home slam"}
+{"text":"very sexy grunts"}
+{"text":"She's real Japanese (Jomon), not the fake japs (korean migrants)."}
+{"text":"He's back"}
+{"text":"i've got a year left until i get my bachelors in nursing(male, heavily melanated) i really should move to california and pretend to be a sharks fan to get prime young pussy"}
+{"text":"We are the Serbs We are the Nazis We are the Reds We'll kill em aaallllll"}
+{"text":"That game was fucking awesome. GG Panthers"}
+{"text":"Yes indeed, he is fucking ugly."}
+{"text":"The sharks bench at the end kills me."}
+{"text":"Natty soon"}
+{"text":"They do it to disguise their hairline and make their x-bawks heug foreheads seem smaller. The black girl comb-over."}
+{"text":"It will turn the CFB world upside down like Roger revealing the One Piece is out there."}
+{"text":"MORE COMMERCIALS"}
+{"text":"The Palestinians"}
+{"text":"I had no idea who that was and only discovered via these threads. To those who did know, careful out there lads. Guard your heart and mind with everything you can. We cannot change the past, but we can work towards changing our future."}
+{"text":"this was a fun super bowl, i'm glad we're getting a rematch"}
+{"text":"pass is……"}
+{"text":"Sam Darnold has a lot of KWABlike similarities with Russel Wilson."}
+{"text":"As an Illini fan who paid a premium for tickets in Bloomington to see the Hoosiers absolutely annihilate a #9 Illinois team in fashion with Fernando Mendoza I think they will wipe the floor with Miami."}
+{"text":"Is the recent interest surge in hockey a boon or a bust for the sport?"}
+{"text":"I usually don't agree to these claims but every female \"sports\" enjoyer I have seen only ever comment on a guy's ass or body, like for real I don't know why is it so rare for them to actually understand a sport."}
+{"text":"Normie men will start hating women too Poggers. Could you imagine if grown men were going to women's gymnastics meets and shouting for the girls to make out with each other?"}
+{"text":"Heated Rivalry Saw this advertised and I just kek'd. Peak woman product."}
+{"text":"anymore it's been that way with american sports for decades muh big screens and jumbotrons telling people when they need to be loud DJ constantly playing music all the time food needs to be an important attraction in stadiums oh wait there's a football game going on?"}
+{"text":"Time truly is a flat fucking circle"}
+{"text":"Monday, Jan. 19 No. 1 Indiana vs. No. 10 Miami (Fla.) | 7:30 p.m. | College Football Playoff National Championship Game (Miami, Fla.) | ESPN Previous"}
+{"text":"/cfb/ doesn't make new generals, we're a bunch of lazy worthless faggots"}
+{"text":"is there no legal ramifications for lying about the kickoff time or do they claim theyre kicking off the event itself"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"Rams casa o algo tres"}
+{"text":"The Dolphins had a piss easy schedule too. They just sucked so hard with Pooa that they couldn't take advantage of it."}
+{"text":"Your shit team will never amount to anything. Be humble when talking to your betters."}
+{"text":"sure sure"}
+{"text":"new"}
+{"text":"I hope he goes there, bound to fail again with that organization"}
+{"text":"What sports league does the best job of archiving and preserving old footage?"}
+{"text":"The MLB is the king of archiving games, to the point where it's hilarious. Picrel is a play-by-play from a random May regular season game between the Indians and Browns from 1928. In terms of video footage. I'm pretty sure they've archived every single TV-broadcasted game ever, since broadcasting sports on TV became a thing. And you can find video footage every single play (yes, the result of every single plate appearance) since ~2008 on mlb.com for free."}
+{"text":"In terms of video footage. I'm pretty sure they've archived every single TV-broadcasted game ever, since broadcasting sports on TV became a thing. nasa rerecorded moon landing vhs tapes in current dollars it was like $500/hour at the time to record anything nfl outsources tv production to the networks even when it's an nfl network game they just get cbs to do it there's a version of the original in a new york museum but they rarely show it KINO"}
+{"text":"Regardless the NFL's primary product is a TV show and has been for a long time. They're no different from WWE in that sense"}
+{"text":"not football, apart from World Cups. it's depressing that league games from the 1990s and 2000s only exists in 240p potatovision."}
+{"text":"I grew up on NFL films, better than watching actual games"}
+{"text":"Why is everybody talking about popular sports when we could be talking about the Faroe Islands' historic 37-24 win against Montenegro in the European Handball Championship?"}
+{"text":"I was busy seething about our loss against Serbia"}
+{"text":"Isnt niggermountain also a quite small country?"}
+{"text":"Faroes are on a fucking tear I was rooting for them against these Balkan yokels, when u guys went up 1-0 in Rijeka it was like linsanity all over again bro"}
+{"text":"Stfu balkan nigger dopers"}
+{"text":"How convenient gvardiol and kocacic out with these sudden mystery injuries \"hairline fibia fracture\" and \"calcification\" just as the new doping rules come into effect Balkan fuckin rats, subhuman trash hicks"}
+{"text":"Why are nafris so obssesed with towels ?"}
+{"text":"Don't..... you guys just have more towels in the locker room"}
+{"text":"Turns out they did this in the previous games as well. Absolute subhuman behavior."}
+{"text":"I believe the term is kefirs"}
+{"text":"KWAT(owel) german humour"}
+{"text":"Why was Algeria allowed to rob Senegal in the final and chimp out without any chimpout, but when we get a penalty, we’re not allowed? I agree it's called soccer."}
+{"text":"It was a fluke, us reaching the the semis was nothing but luck, and it won't happen again."}
+{"text":"Two wrongs dont make a right"}
+{"text":"we won you lost get over it 3ach al malik"}
+{"text":"but when we get a penalty, we’re not allowed? But..you were allowed to rig an extreme amount. And still failed. I was wondering if the ref got the payment despite that, because it really wasn't hit fault Morocco lost."}
+{"text":"I think he got paid before with something other than cash marrakesh style"}
+{"text":"He is running out of time."}
+{"text":"The precedent has been set that he can't win on his own so all he has to do is play to his absolute floor in his unc era (prime favre/Roethlisberger) and then it's up to his GM surrounding him with the right team."}
+{"text":"no QB can play on their own anon, it's a team sport every single QB in the modern has had weapons around him, and the one time josh and diggs were completely in sync the defense/ST spilled their spaghetti in 13 seconds. that was the widest their window ever was and probably ever will be"}
+{"text":"he'd have to change his game like rapistberger did but i don't think he's as good of a passer as him. ben wasn't a runner but got 92'd for years because he was always scrambling and extending plays and getting rocked until he learned he could just bomb AB all game and do stupid numbers."}
+{"text":"The Bills Russell Wilson'd him. They wanted him to get all the credit so they gave up on using their actual best player on offense(Cook) because they wanted their \"marketable superstar\" to make them more money. You get what you fucking deserve."}
+{"text":"Too inconsistent. He has epic moments - epic good and epic bad."}
+{"text":"Allah is with me-ACK"}
+{"text":"nah, he has pics eating pig"}
+{"text":"you just know that they only believe in some voodoo shit"}
+{"text":"morrocan kikes are not muslim, they worship jews, they're closer to christians"}
+{"text":"The Christmas tree curse is real. I bet he eats pork when no one is looking"}
+{"text":"Because he's a mental midget and he hides in games, on top of being a systembaby with zero outstanding technical abilities Giving him the armband was a disastrous decision, it killed him by putting his bitch mind under too much pressure and killed the rest of the team by giving them a terrible leader"}
+{"text":"News - nba.com Previous"}
+{"text":"Remember when \"Flagg got drafted into a contender\""}
+{"text":"james harden really saved this bitchs clippers career. should have sold high and traded him during the offseason. now his value back down to low dog shit"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"yeah only retarded white boy basketball tubers said that."}
+{"text":"Aura"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /t/orrents. Reminder ALL requests belong in Beginners tl;dr Guide for Torrenting: Clients There are a lot of clients to choose from, here's a couple: Deluge, BitTorrent, uTorrent, Vuze. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"IS NOT FOR REQUESTS. ALL REQUESTS BELONG IN !"}
+{"text":"A torrent containing all the Warhammer Novels + my first attempt on creating and sorting the audiobooks. Difference between BL audio and audible audio is the higher kbps bitrate [Retail] & (Retail) are the books that i obtain personally or were obtained from trustworthy sources, anything else should be considered as \"found on internet\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The only good \"girlboss\" they ever had is from the titan animations I can't even remember what happened to her"}
+{"text":"TaeHa - City Lights (The Mini Album) (2024) [FLAC] magnet:?xt=urn:btih:60f4519223df3617c4e0e3103eec594c6394d4c3&dn=TaeHa%20-%20City%20Lights%20%28The%20Mini%20Album%29%20%282024%29%20%5BFLAC%5D&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Not trying to come across as rude how I phrase this, I guess technically you can set it to 0% of your bandwidth if you want? the option is there. It just hurts your anonymity a bit with the amount of data coming in and out, the connections are still going through proxies and are encrypted. If that's your issue then there's your solution if you're open to it. I forgot to answer your question earlier, my bad anon."}
+{"text":"for fans of pov taboo roleplay videos previous thread"}
+{"text":"Fuck off with the foot fetish crap."}
+{"text":"Never give up. Took me more than a year to download this album."}
+{"text":"anon, I..."}
+{"text":"I don't speak Putin and I just wanna grab some megapacks"}
+{"text":"Leeching from a dead torrent that has no seeders? post an image that describes the content, such as the cover of a Bluray you want seeded (this gets your post more attention) add whatever text you think will help potential seeders revive your torrent. The filename should be in your magnet post the magnet (make sure you are leeching and have the torrent file loaded on your client so others can get it via DHT) or a link to the actual torrent file. wait for seeders and try to seed for as long as you can if your torrent gets to 100% try to back your torrent files up somehow on a USB stick, HDD, or cloud service so you can keep it alive even if your computer dies. Rare torrents need your help! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Have you tried unchecking all of the useless non-video files in the torrent if the video file is complete?"}
+{"text":"Hi All, This took me a long time to find, enjoy anons! Archived Thread: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"waste of time (your) opinion Disregarded."}
+{"text":"Lasirena69 !!! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fb597ecae0794c6c7581f34e605d1f917e77c7c0&dn=Lasirena69&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fuploads.gamecoast.net%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"holy rotisserie chicken, batman!"}
+{"text":"I am asking for the English version of Otherworld Barbara/Barbara Ikai to be uploaded to MangaDex and/or linked/dropped here. It used to be up in full(all 24 chapters) and in English on Bato, but unfortunately that site was axed recently. This site did not have this series available for the longest until last year...unfortunately what was uploaded was only a quarter of the series and in Portuguese. I am NOT versed in this field at all so idk wtf to do other than ask here. Please take the fact I am a newphag here into account. I figured since I did see it full translated on English, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE must have the data ready to transfer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Shuto Kousoku Trial (Freeway Speedway) Megalopolis Expressway Trial (首都高速トライアル Shuto kōsoku toraiaru) is the original title of a series of six Japanese films, about illegal highway racing in the Shuto Expressway, released between 1988 and 1996. An English subtitled version of the films series -renamed Freeway Speedway- was released on DVD in North America in 2004 due to commercial success of popular Hollywood films like The Fast and The Furious (“before there was The Fast And The Furious, there was Freeway Speedway” is a quote appearing on the fourth DVD). A 4-disc re-release of the 2004 edition was made available in 2007, it was renamed Tokyo Speedway: The Complete Collection. Though also available in Hong Kong, the DVD edition was not released in Japan since the series is still banned and the last episode unreleased yet. If you enjoyed anime such as Initial D or Wangan Midnight you may enjoy these movies. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for Circuit no Okami (1977), the live action movie, not the anime sequel. I doubt it was ever subbed, raw japanese is fine."}
+{"text":"just a really bored guy that seeds torrents for fun. if your torrent needs seeding just post it and I will see what I can do."}
+{"text":"Would love the last two eps"}
+{"text":"i turned my adblocker off and everything and its just not loading wtf"}
+{"text":"It happens sometimes. I don't know why. It will pass."}
+{"text":"A lot of these can probably be salvaged from Chinese archiver/cloud drive stuff desu, you have an example torrent link I could try"}
+{"text":"post full or up to date NSFW artist collections/archives, i'll start with one i made ages ago when GeneralButch quit, and one that i just made from Rigid3d's up to date mega. Rigid3D magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8941a626fc1c6f9ab6ad769796790f604cbc12a9&dn=Rigid3d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tryhackx.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.srv00.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.qu.ax%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.gmi.gd%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.dler.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bittor.pw%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftr4ck3r.duckdns.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ft.overflow.biz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2frun.publictracker.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fretracker.lanta.me%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.dstud.io%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"is there any theterriblefairy stuff up to 2026? is there an m_dunn one with all this material and not just rule34 uploads?"}
+{"text":"Any chance y'all niggas know where I can get peers for these torrents? Trying to download Sekai Ururun Taizaiki. 08bc82f325170a61f79956c454a7c2ad6a2bdcd4 c001b2198d61b022c37d9fbe0f908e4e71e7d55b"}
+{"text":"I can smell some conspiracy here. Maybe he was killed by Joos. Anyways my thoughts are with him."}
+{"text":"Starting new Hong Kong Cinema threat with Jackie Chan Collection magnet:?xt=urn:btih:D980AD60BE62A4B7B8A9EB36161940746639CE1F&dn=Jackie%20Chan%20Collection%20%5b1971-2008%5d"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5ee50c481ccc6007c1f82cb588dc5c1ce7bfc3d4&dn=Shaw%20Brothers%20movies&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.myporn.club%3A9337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tryhackx.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.fnix.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Frun.publictracker.xyz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.dstud.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmartin-gebhardt.eu%3A25%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"did boringkate ever do any hardcore? I know not on her of or anything but maybe older?"}
+{"text":"Remember to check nyaa, forum.holopirates .moe, and mogu.holopirates .moe before requesting (or be publicly shamed by your oshi) Thread archives: 1035536 1050670 1062584 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"bro thanks a lot!"}
+{"text":"Is it even worth being on a private tracker nowadays? Jackett provides far more results for 99% of media, usually in much higher quality, and you don't have to jump through some retarded webmaster's hoops to use it. The speeds, while sometimes slower, aren't enough to ruin the experience. I genuinely can't think of a reason anyone would need private torrenting anymore."}
+{"text":"100GB per film for a 90-minute movie Why would you want to do this? You're basically adding useless 0s to the transcode, no virtual or technical difference in quality between a 100gb 1080p movie and a 20gb remux"}
+{"text":"Post hardware that you are using for torrenting. Here is mine : - Intel NUC - WD Blue 2TB"}
+{"text":"This. Also just got a 22TB External HDD since it was on sale. The one weird thing is if it's inactive for long enough, it takes a minute for it to reload otherwise it won't show up when I do a search. Either way, having a new main back up is welcome regardless since my old HHD was only 8TBs Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The anon you're replying to is probably talking about situations where the girl gives permission for men to touch her, which happens a lot in exhibitionist content (like FlashingEmma's). Although it's worth noting that a lot of those clips are highly staged (i.e., friends given explicit instructions off-camera, made to look like random strangers groping spontaneously)."}
+{"text":"There's a lot of death torrents that needs someone to reupload them. I'll start The Tatami Galaxy sub ITA magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a2f5abecc07e960bfac64aa1f152df8b42dcec7a&dn=The.Tatami.Galaxy.SiteRip.720p.x264.AAC.SUB_ITA-Ghisello&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.genesis-sp.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.xiaoduola.xyz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.vanitycore.co%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dmcomic.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.corpscorp.online%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bz%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt-hash.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fseeders-paradise.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.trackerlist.xyz%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2F0d.kebhana.mx%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"We need this thing desperately, there used to be one here always--Let's remake it. Here's the 1st one: German: c0835cfcb5b792d70529eb0e4020800780a3b530"}
+{"text":"Old thread (  ) died. Time for a new one."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"We're Back! -- Old Thread Archived - New Thread up!(: Rules for thread: 1.) Drop links if you gottem! -- Audio/Mp3 first priority (Mediafire, Mega, Gofile, etc). Video torrent mirrors or Download Links when available! 2.) Ignore/Ostracize Da Haydurrs. 3.) If you don't like Mike or the show, please give it a year. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok. I was raiding redbar with the /b/ tards way back, don't know which episode, a dude showed his a-hole on Mike's monitor live, I wanna rewatch that for nostalgia, I was in the threads telling him to moon Mike, he was asking for challenges since he was about to go on vidchat live. I think it was 2014 but I'm not sure, studio setup was the same."}
+{"text":"Where the FUCK is the RUPERT TORRENT?"}
+{"text":"rupert needs a bump"}
+{"text":"Any and all game torrents, and discussion related to game torrents can go here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"It's Denuvo and uncracked. You're probably wasting your time downloading at worst a virus or at best uncracked files."}
+{"text":"are dodi repacks considered safe (as in malware free)?"}
+{"text":"Post Seasons or complete sets or any genre and/or nationality. Share what you think other should see. Have an autistic \"In Living Color\" magnet magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F1943BA432E80166AA778E3FC120605BCFD5ABBF&dn=In%20Living%20Colour%201-4%20seasons%20%5Bext.to%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Happiness.S01.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.KOREAN.AAC2.0.H265 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:81de727673bd5de438783ea84c4820b28472fa7b&dn=Happiness%20%282021%29%20%5Btmdbid%3D135340%5D&xl=12297487167&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"N hentai is still alive, is this the hentai thread? Cause a seed for the old futa magnet would be appreciated. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c20db4b25d4a3389e20d9a9f2dca5e591fdd911a&dn=Futanari+Hentai+%288GB+30+Videos%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969 But the AI upscale one! Unless AI learns to properly decensor, I'll pass."}
+{"text":"anyone got a torrent link for IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS 95-99"}
+{"text":"is there any sites you guys reccomend that are easily searchable and have a wide variety of only fans rips"}
+{"text":"they really dont have any of archives set uplike that. leet is more standard media."}
+{"text":"Post Instrument/Music books/courses here."}
+{"text":"violon stuff?"}
+{"text":"ASMR streams/youtubers/whatever. *Check the archives if you don't understand how things work around here and don't be a retard and reply to bait/offtopic shit. Previous thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"god i wish there was an uncensored version of this"}
+{"text":"Compilations of movies, games, books, images, audios, etc. ACM Digital Library magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bb4367aad41569636a1100dc97df2e7368c0de7c&dn=ACM%20Digital%20Library%202020&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce Programming Books Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a collection of Newtype scans starting from the beginning?"}
+{"text":"hello everyone. i dump a lot of photos on /hr/. this takes a long time, so instead, i'm going to create torrents for my images and put them in this thread."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Does anybody have the complete Animorphs Audio book collection?"}
+{"text":"Post if you have something similar. evie_angel pack: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:53df6e9af83626a68d8288b1d40667c841028506&dn=evie_angel&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.qu.ax%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bittor.pw%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fns-1.x-fins.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fleet-tracker.moe%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fwww.torrentsnipe.info%3a2701%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fwww.genesis-sp.org%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker810.xyz%3a11450%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.xiaoduola.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.vanitycore.co%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.sbsub.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.moxing.party%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.lintk.me%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.ipv6tracker.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.dmcomic.org%3a2710%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"her That's a goofy looking dude."}
+{"text":"We used to have a thread dedicated to JGV in the past... which is basically japanese gay porn featuring femboys and guys who are \"cute\" to look at. Nowadays this content is kind of hard to come by, and since I have a few things that I can share I thought it would be a good idea to recreate it and see if there is any interest in this stuff. Feel free to discuss and share whatever you have as well. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Share any paranormal/occult/fringe torrents you might have. I'll start: Theoccult.click Content Leaked (19 torrents) Parapsychology Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"No-Intro - Sega - Master System - Mark III (20241225-050512) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bc0749ca00e0300d742d661c48913e4d3fcabc0e&dn=Sega%20-%20Master%20System%20-%20Mark%20III&xl=88187628&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.free-tracker.ga%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fleet-tracker.moe%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moxing.party%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ffinbytes.org%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post Onlyfans and amateur girls with tiny delicious titties. Bougie_bb (Brie Belle) is kind of unpopular. Doesn't really get much attention and is very hard to find her content anywhere. I've gone ahead and made a torrent for everything I can find on her. There may be duplicates, but that's what happens when such delectable tiny boobs get ignored in favor of mega milk literal cow tits. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:e68fae8835d89144efb403facaf91a2a5202afeb&dn=bougie_bb&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fpk%3De325e7a94cd8e7a73e5696b21b6c448a"}
+{"text":"I usually go with of-dl because it has DRM decryption (you have to provide your own Widevine keys tho). Some of the other tools don't work for DRM protected video."}
+{"text":"Hustler magazines , only problem it's 99% available magnet:?xt=urn:btih:fc513f3dbe727d67817ac3820776394945b2621d&dn=%2b%20HUSTLER"}
+{"text":"browse Hustler 1979 beaver hunt bushes NOICE, you are a godsend anon browse 2020 anniversary edition bitch about politics and trump Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"One of the greasiest negroes you ever saw abusing some of the most desperate drug addled white prostitutes you ever saw all for his onlyfans page. The girls payment? A gram of fentanyl and their mortal souls. Enjoy. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:P7XL3MMRYI5PYWSVVYVL365UYGKLCCMS&dn=The%20Misadventures%20Of%20Chizzy%20Mac%20And%20The%20Zombie%20Women%20Of%20Philadelphia&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&xl=8519236294"}
+{"text":"Disgusting niggers."}
+{"text":"Japanese Cosplay v82 Trifecta of free filesharing: -DDL: links on [javusb, kisscosplaymoe, cosplayjavhdv4 blog, fap-cosplayjav blog, avgle] (use adblocker), mega.nz links on /t/ and UploadBank on LilyW website, -XDCC: PRIVMSG or QUERY LilyB/Reiuji at same server as #4chan IRC channel (/msg Reiuji !list), -this thread and the archive"}
+{"text":"This is the music thread. We post music here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c1b5e9001c863ec019ea15fd078d3bbe8a06ac30&dn=Cutie%20Kim%20PH&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"It's a shame she does so little new content now. Did she already make enough money to not have to do anything anymore?"}
+{"text":"Let's kill some more useless porn threads with humor. Game Night (2018) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a5ae8adc0987d0651739efb93babae4e1adddd0b&dn=Game+Night+2018+BluRay+1080p+DTS-HD+MA+5+1+AVC+REMUX-FraMeSToR+%5B+UIndex.org+%5D%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.bittor.pw:1337/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.dler.org:6969/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://open.stealth.si:80/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://tracker.torrent.eu.org:451/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://exodus.desync.com:6969/announce%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"MacGruber (2010) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:E679FD2C5A32447925D41B1916956C123D131CF1&dn=MacGruber+%5B2010%5D+1080p+BluRay+x264+DTS+AC3+%28UKBandit%29&tr=https%3A%2F%2Finferno.demonoid.is%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.files.fm%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2780%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2970%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Kicking the thread off with a new curated collection of 100 award winning short films gathered from the darkest reaches of the interwebz Horror Watch List - 100 Selected Short Films 16GB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9D0A10F0C8CB647071074D2489543EA06053A98B&dn=Horror%20Watch%20List%20-%20100%20Selected%20Short%20Films&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.renfei.net%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.renfei.net%3a8080%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.theoks.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fnew-line.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftracker.tamersunion.org%3a443%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fnew-line.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.io%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Weapons 2025 UHD BluRay 2160p HDR10 DV HEVC TrueHD Atmos 7.1 x265-E 26GB Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just finished organizing and setting up my Computer Chronicles collection, thought i would share: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:cc9d6bfb843e894d54900d60136d1176994eb6a5&dn=Computer%20Chronicles%20%281984%29&xl=79178257864&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F93.158.213.92%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F102.223.180.235%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F45.154.253.10%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.44.82.25%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.181.60.155%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F107.189.11.58%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F91.216.110.52%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F178.170.48.154%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F184.105.151.166%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F94.103.87.87%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F185.102.219.163%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F163.172.29.130%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F176.56.4.238%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F209.141.59.16%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F135.181.197.114%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon. I love this."}
+{"text":"Over 1TB of GOG Games. This was shared here for the longest time (c. 2023), and could use an update, to be fair. Still seeding! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c872b434ad3ddc073c5468733b20340a509f4b43&dn=GOG%20Collection"}
+{"text":"downloaded about 125GB's worth of selected games from the torrent, already seeded just as much I've gotten fucking rusty at hotline miami, damn"}
+{"text":"First I bring to you all Jordan Peterson content from the Daily Wire In an effort to stop a single shekel more from going over to that kike rat ben shapiro I decided to download every single video Jordan Peterson has uploaded onto Daily Wire+ and create a torrent for it. There are already torrents for individual series and episodes but the resolution is dog for some of them and there is a lot missing. So I personally ripped it off the website myself. The only thing not included is every single podcast, not just because of space but the way the DW website is set up, its like one of those square space websites that looks like an Apple OS application. Scrolling through 600+ videos in the little podcast section just isnt possible. Its not a searchable platform. I DID make an effort to grab some exclusive stuff not on youtube, as well as stuff that is on youtube but poor quality. Pretty much anything with Pageau or Bishop Barron. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no there are symbolic world courses which is one thing and then there are unlisted youtube videos on the symbolic world patreon, mostly Q&As and some shorter stuff. Many of it uploaded on youtube for everyone over the years but not all not replying to anything else until i have a torrent to upload this captch is pissing me off"}
+{"text":"The Strangers (1998) imdb-tt0242911 I managed to find a copy a DVD of this series and thought I would share: https privatebin dot net/?f604aa325f19c1cd#GgNnd6ZfvEZQB8wp1LqCPPM9jUEwpUHkvhmM5bm2Nfk2"}
+{"text":"This thread is for sharing movies or TV shows in high quality. No microencodes/yts type stuff. No HEVC/x265 unless it's 4K. This thread is mainly for AVC/x264 at 1080p. Heat.1995.1080p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264.EbP magnet:?xt=urn:btih:aacc7a9a7725f3b7bc13d8ce5e2f496d52c2c78e&dn=Heat.1995.1080p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264.EbP&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.tracker.cl%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.free-tracker.ga%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft.jaekr.sh%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshubt.net%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3a80%2fannounce.php&tr=http%3a%2f%2fservandroidkino.ru%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fhome.yxgz.club%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ffinbytes.org%3a80%2fannounce.php&tr=http%3a%2f%2f0123456789nonexistent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwepzone.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fttk2.nbaonlineservice.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tryhackx.org%3a6969%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Being a hypocrite and continuing to flood this board with way too much porn. Hypno Matrix a unity based sissy hypno game magnet:?xt=urn:btih:233b3322b226d71c7c1c02e387f0b91d50a34310&xt=urn:btmh:1220913f9b012dab5182d377ad1a43f6270030030a9c97c102b26efae934c500e839&dn=Hypno%20Matrix&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.auctor.tv%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fuploads.gamecoast.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.skyts.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.ink%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Queensitra anyone? I need her so bad."}
+{"text":"post what you have magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3b8cf76d4101f97e46117ef20dd205fa8eafde1d"}
+{"text":"Bump. I have found many of these on the Soulseek network. Just saying."}
+{"text":"3D hentai artist Custom Udon's latest torrent with all his animations up to the latest one released in 9/9/2023: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c56a822d4841c0d9c3b07acc56113acf267b8d68&dn=Custom%20Udon%20Works Feel free to share torrents of other artists who create similar content"}
+{"text":"I love you so much. Happy new years and cheers."}
+{"text":"Hello there, just casually updating the torrent i did few years ago, last update was December '22, i had to skip June '23 so you get a whole year worth of updates, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is there a 2026 update planned for Bibliotheca Alexandrina planned? Or Variorum? Or Loeb? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This video was uploaded to the Tourette's Guy YouTube channel on 2 June 2025. It was removed the same day for being sexual content. I downloaded it and am trying to make sure it gets around, as YouTube will clearly not host it. Please download and seed. And next time you're backing out of your driveway, check IF THERE'S A DICK COMING! DON'T PULL OUT YET! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7de206fc0307d989eee77b0f4f23facf1bf0fb24&dn=Tourettes%20Guy%20-%20Gay%20Pride%202025.mp4&xl=9794090"}
+{"text":"Okay that's most likely what I was thinking of. I didn't look through those comp vids as much as the other ones."}
+{"text":"DC covers pretty much everything from the 1930's up until the end of 2020 (beginning of Infinite Frontier). Feel free to make and post your own collections / sets as others have done :) ---------- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"solves all of your problems. why aren't you guys using debrid services to archive your torrents?"}
+{"text":"Subyshare doesn't fucking work there and it's the only thing I'd try it for, although I wouldn't trust those shady JAV site that use it in the first place."}
+{"text":"I'm bored and feel like giving back after Christmas. Post any torrents you want sNeeded."}
+{"text":"Anyone have seasons 7 through 9 of Family Matters? I have some magnets but no one is seeding"}
+{"text":"hi there, i got and fortunatelly keeped a lot of javs, and i got a dance fettish for 4chan T_T so, if anyone likes this, i will share the ones i already shared, and have completed magnet:?xt=urn:btih:20b601c6a591864fb0bdfb7fb64c7d543222ac2e&dn=GONE-002.mp4&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fsukebei.tracker.wf%3A8888%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fanidex.moe%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.mgts.by%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce magnet:?xt=urn:btih:11b80ed05df84c7141dde1341d67391f7cafa67b&dn=GONE-025.mp4 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:39eafe053c37a1d2eb30ee445edcae265906cfec&dn=gone-006.mp4"}
+{"text":"Is there any more recent series that features this JAV fetish or did this fetish die off? content looks like 1990's, early 2000's."}
+{"text":"You know the ones: Tremors Naked Gun Direct to video ripoffs with similar titles to popular movies Parodies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Michael Keaton was a bad pick for Bruce Wayne, he just doesn't fit the character. Batman is a mask and a voice, he did just fine as batman. He's one of the best actors ever. He played a role, he never should have been casted for, and still did a fantastic job. It was a good movie and he played a good character, not the one we wanted, but still a good one. Now stop squabbling children, and enjoy some kino."}
+{"text":"Uh-uh, I don't seed."}
+{"text":"This anon gets it. When I reach the pearly gates, gonna have a chat with John about my ratio."}
+{"text":"going to bump it because its actually something useful"}
+{"text":"The Midnight Special King Biscuit Flower Hour Dr. Demento's syndicated radio show Don Kirschner's Rock Concert Similar: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fury (2014) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0a3da35b7925c58eb6d283e3f75ce8282ad7ee7d&dn=Fury%20%282014%29%20720p%20BrRip%20x264%20-%20YIFY&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.yify-torrents.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publichd.eu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"When is Avatar Fire and Ash going to be available? Is there some sort of website that will give me that information?"}
+{"text":"Tweetney thread 19 Stiff amounts of silicone edition Previous: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"it's actually on her own fansly too, just earlier in november"}
+{"text":"Last time, jannies banned my post because questions belong in the porn requests board So this time, here are a few of my favorite multi language movies/shows magnets:"}
+{"text":"[T4L4E].Last.Breath.(2025).4k.1604p.HDR10.BluRay.AV1.Opus.Multi-Audio-12.Multi-Subs-17 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:acdad95c155e6f502b9f1845938c10ce11aae527&dn=%5BT4L4E%5D.Last.Breath.(2025).4k.1604p.HDR10.BluRay.AV1.Opus.Multi-Audio-12.Multi-Subs-17&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"NOTE: ONLY SEEDING MY UPSCALES FOR 1 WEEK. PLEASE RE-UPLOAD AND SHARE IF YOU ARE A SEEDER/UPLOADER. I WILL UPLOAD TH REST OF MY EPISODES AS I MAKE THEM. CREATOR: [AZN-MUK] SHOW: Dragon Ball (1986) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I assume its because the upscale would make torrent size too big for the normie. but yeah"}
+{"text":"Hi everyone. I'm a low-budget independent filmmaker and wanted to share. Not claiming this is great. Genuinely interested in critique, especially pacing, music and ending. Genre: Comedy Runtime: 49 mins Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if this is somehow actually seeded I'll watch it"}
+{"text":"I'm back just because I'm so mad. This is truly what the kids call mid. No wonder foot guys take it up the ass everyday and like it"}
+{"text":"Sharing the Videos I've collected on my hard drive for years. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9085fa72e10b1f2b88f88ba6956ae9a8d04d3879"}
+{"text":"if this is a shill thread what exactly have we shilled here. PORN? I feel like this agent just fkd up"}
+{"text":"a full archive of all the scripts and videos being taken down on eroscripts soon"}
+{"text":"do you goons rly need something this advanced? can't you just visit baraag or something? don't you know japanese? what draws you to this. don't get mad I'm bumping I know the ageru rules"}
+{"text":"Just uploaded my first torrent to rutracker"}
+{"text":"Something's been bothering me. Does anyone know why the fuck so many music torrents on rutracker are uploaded as 'image+cue' instead of just individual tracks? Who the fuck wants an entire album as a single file where all the tracks are glued together? Why is this so widespread on that site? Am I missing something?"}
+{"text":"How is that works?"}
+{"text":"Is ANYONE interested in +400GB of FLUX, ILLUSTRIOUS and PONY data? Is it worth me posting a torrent of the data I have? Anyone know of any other sources not f*cked by the UK 'government' by their latest 'law' nobody asked for, that doesn't actually stop British kids seeing cunts/tits? TIA"}
+{"text":"Is this supposed to be code for something? I get that UK law cuckery, but what is it?"}
+{"text":"This shit sucked balls... No seriously it was a real bad movie A pseudo art movie.."}
+{"text":"This is a remarkable collection, thank you so much. Do you know if something similar exists for videos?"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btmh:1220b45acddd6ac1a3685184174e80f3496cb6c8bb2e314beaea1d78d4fc24ee5d05 date: 2025-10-26 by: Avery May contain deleted posts. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What did people even do before Gelbooru? Were there other sites? Surely the cavemen drawing on stone walls in neolithic France one day dreamed of a repository such as Gelbooru, where they could gaze upon any beauty at any time. This torrent serves to fufill the wishes of our ancestors, archiving all things good to protect them from the moral police that threaten it."}
+{"text":"Killing one porn thread at a time. Millennium (1989) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:E4DCE5B3F04E41EAFC359D0BC61D610AF16EF00B&dn=Millennium%20-%20Kris%20Kristofferson%20Sci-Fi%201989%20Eng%20Subs%201080p%20%5bH264-mp4%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f62.138.0.158%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2finferno.demonoid.pw%3a3418%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.ds.is%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fbt.xxx-tracker.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.open-internet.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2feddie4.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftorr.ws%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.cypherpunks.ru%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.0o.is%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fcoppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Farewell.to.the.King.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264-GUACAMOLE 9.3GB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1f51e78919921eda5b783a7fe8753a618a8063f5&dn=Farewell.to.the.King.1989.1080p.BluRay.x264-GUACAMOLE&xl=10455885275&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonoid.ch%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Most Recent events from all of combat sports across the world UFC Fight Night 263: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:43da24f2d73c2c0d4c457a4bd305b073249201da&dn=UFC%20Fight%20Night%20263&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet PRIDE full catalog: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0e3ff6373e91412157a3becf4b2be66819fee568&dn=%5BPRIDE%5D%20Full%20Colletion%20%281997-2007%29%20%5BBy%20SsabroS%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker3.itzmx.com%3A6961%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Frt.tace.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.acgnxtracker.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwww.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ds.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fvalakas.rollo.dnsabr.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcdn-2.gamecoast.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.si%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fdenis.stalker.upeer.me%3A6969%2Fannounce Looking for, ONE Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"RIZIN New Year's Eve: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:32c582d5c63b0cf6a4e7ad8e069003b785ce0ea1&dn=Rizin%20-%20Shiwasu%20no%20Cho%20Tsuwamono%20Matsuri%20-%20Shaydullaev%20vs.%20Asakura.mkv&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt4.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet"}
+{"text":"The older I get, the more I return to the films my parents used to watch, and it reminds me of better times. Post any film (preferably of the \"classic-era\" variety) that brings you comfort."}
+{"text":"I'll point out just a handful that jump out at me. If you're in a musical mood  if you're in a mood for noir  and if you're in the mood for comedy"}
+{"text":"Or tv shows like Naked.Attraction, Tutti Frutti and etc . Except for movie nudity Naked.Attraction.magnet:?xt=urn:btih:cca3fa9f6dfe5c05de81842de66c01a2edb5aa8a&dn=naked-attraction&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"Thanks for this. Any more episodes of it? There's one episode (the one with Miss Bunny as the referee) that's easy to find on the tube sites, but this is the first time I ever saw another episode. Supposedly a handful were made and sold via their website on DVD"}
+{"text":"Hi everyone, MediaMan here. I decided that due to upcoming regulation regarding requiring digital ID in many parts of the world to access adult content, I would upload all of my edits to share with others via a torrent. The main focus of my work are anal edits and trans edits. There's something for everyone here (if you like trans/sissy/anal stuff. Emotional edits, horny anal edits, sissy stories, and even some horse stuff! Plenty of edits to watch if you also enjoy doing poppers while riding a toy or two! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:3JQJPRVFPVQWF24FEPEG52P3F3ZXKTWG&dn=MediaManEdits&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"OP here. I messed up and deleted the files on my box by accident. Re-uploading is gonna be a pain, but it'll at least let me include the couple new videos. If anyone wants to try their hand at hosting it, all my videos can be downloaded at mediaman.space"}
+{"text":"This was a hard to get Roselip video where the only 4-5 torrents I could find of it were all dead, I was able to get the file via a special service, and want to help revive the main 9 year old torrent for it, there is a seeder so grab it while it lasts. Surely you guys know how to copy and paste a magnet link. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:18ac98bc3b24a3430dba2d790e6109c0d9a36638&dn=Roselip%200451%20-%20Azusa%20Fukami.wmv&xl=328326293&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonoid.ch%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.myporn.club%3A9337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.0x7c0.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ft.overflow.biz%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.nyacat.pw%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeblog.cn%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Yes, watching a fully-clothed girl suck a tiny uncensored cock is truly the dream for all of us."}
+{"text":"old.sage.moe has most of the text content from chanarchive, and a lot more older stuff. No known backup of chanarchive images."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post your seed ratio! Also general seeding discussion, such as what you are currently seeding, how to optimize hardware/programs for seeding, and the ethics of seeding. FAQ Why should I bother seeding on public trackers, since there is no benefit to me? The way people act online is often analogous to how they act offline. By seeding, you are affirming that you will help others without expecting anything in return, which contributes to a healthy and high-trust society. Additionally, all of the people you are seeding for share your interests! Do I need a VPN to seed? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone mind helping with Dark Wolf (2003) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5D9FCB43CCC3F0BFB67DA0B5A590F291432A31CA&dn=Dark%20Wolf%202003%20DVD-RIP%20XviD%20by%20RBT&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post any collections of online courses, tutorials, guides, etc. Humble Bundle x Zenva - Complete Godot 2025 ~50 hours, 24 courses, 1080P MKV Includes all course files, notes, example projects, and assets Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"GODOT is a shitty game engine, but its completely free so if you want to make a few shitty projects to see how you like game dev its an alright tool for that, 90% of the skills you learn will be transferable to Unity, Unreal etc."}
+{"text":"where are the gravure torrents these days? is gravure even popular anymore? -- Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"yea i know, it's just having a bunch of 2+ hour movies for the 5 minute scenes kinda blows"}
+{"text":"God bless you my man"}
+{"text":"Adult books, magazines, sleaze novels. If it's written porn I want it magnet:?xt=urn:btih:04EB41CC8C939DFEA23898A0C1CA80BBC72649D0&dn=700+Adult+Books+in+txt+format+%28some+with+covers%29&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"why tf are they pdfs and not txt files u egg"}
+{"text":"Post your stats so anons can judge"}
+{"text":"So after that crash, I decided that the best course of action was to uncap all my torrent upload speeds and just let that shit rip. You can see the results. Absolutely pegging the full gigabit available to me as much as possible. Whenever a popular torrent downloads I start to hit like 1.2gbps on my network for at least a few hours."}
+{"text":"I finally found it on a dating site! I am so happy i found a dick to rate! magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bd6ea650f6fec2dd93c26c267eee2db33b11cdf1&dn=Chona%20Kilat%20penis%20rating%20collection%20.rar&xl=228992&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2720%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2740%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2770%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2740%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2770%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"what kind of humiliation virus is this"}
+{"text":"DO NOT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU THE EXIT WOUND WAS WHERE KIRK WAS SHOT. HE WAS SHOT FROM THE BACK RIGHT AND THE BULLET CAME OUT HIS LEFT FRONT SIDE OF HIS NECK. Possibly original recording from the front: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bf02d3428c2bd306eaf465587a5f5cd8929377bb&dn=shooting-of-charlie-kirk&xl=2245420&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce Larger torrents will be made as uncompressed video evidence is collected and saved."}
+{"text":"To honor Charlie's memory this month I'm gooning until my heart stops. #jerk4kirk"}
+{"text":"As we begin heading into comfy spooky Autumn with a Halloweeny vibe, let's gather shows that fall into the realms of conspiracy, science fiction and supernatural mystery"}
+{"text":"Here's the English DVD rip upscaled to 1080p Here's a normal x265 DVDRIP magnet:?xt=urn:btih:94fbcaa5a24f2b53ebc28337ccd61bf7d03f87f2&dn=The.Outer.Limits.(1995).S01-07.10bit.DVDRip.2CH.x265.HEVC&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4076a7ca3aeaaecaf1d048381097d890bea3a6eb&dn=ALSScan.com.2018.12.07.Czech%5F2018%5FCasting%5F4K.mp4&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.local%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fshubt.net%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.ch%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.kuroy.me%3A5944&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.uniondht.org%3A777%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"I forgot how much pee content those guys did."}
+{"text":"/BIG/ Big Insertion General 4 A place for any and all sluts that take giant dildos into either hole(or both). Discourse in the old thread showed that a thread for all our favorite hole whores was necessary, Tweetney posting still very much encouraged. Return of the Queen edition Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Empire Unmasked - Ryan Dawson (2017) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6f62c7d1efa0319330b73ec6d4c34b4464e3ee9b&dn=The+Empire+Unmasked+-+Ryan+Dawson+(2017).mp4&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce 9/11 Missing Links Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Anyone have WASP - The Port Arthur Massacre do you have the new version called \"blitzkrieg\"? it was releases around Christmas Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The biggest gooner collection ever! Over 6 terabytes (24,000+ vids) of porn to fap your life away to! Enjoy ;) magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dd185bff430e592254050a9fdd785ffc7a51964b&dn=The%20Great%20PMV%20Archive&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.520.jp%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt.endpot.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker01-msk-virt.corbina.net%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.burnabyhighstar.com%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fopen.acgnxtracker.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fuploads.gamecoast.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"any bukkake packs?"}
+{"text":"better to just grab the nnty one and call it a day, chilling on my external hdd rn and its a goldmine for any producer"}
+{"text":"Anons, I'm looking to preserve and archive as much of European culture as possible. I'm doing most of the work myself (will seed in a couple years when it's done,) but I was wondering if someone before me did this too? I'm not talking about /pol/ torrents, I already have 'em all. Not Hitler speeches, but european works Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No it ain't Fuck off kike"}
+{"text":"Seven Samurai (1954) - 1080p magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F7F2B473B8B16DDD5004CC9BF78249E252CEBBD1&dn=Seven.Samurai.1954.CRITERION.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"they did a new remaster? well shit. no point in getting the older bluray then. but the 4k would be even more expensive"}
+{"text":"Request torrent for David the animation 2025"}
+{"text":"Starting a new thread focused on documentaries, both film and series. I'll start it off with a small selection of the ones that I'm personally seeding: Apollo 11 1080p x265 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:83662A12758E863F887D254783A6839C7C07BBF8&dn=Apollo+11+%282019%29+%281080p+BluRay+x265+HEVC+10bit+AAC+5.1+Tigole%29+%5BQxR%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce Asia (2024 nature doc) 1080p x264 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The.Vietnam.War.2017.1080p.BluRay.AAC.x264-HANDJOB magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7c3740cdfeb73f65c7e5919dee7aff58bf05da25&dn=The.Vietnam.War.2017.1080p.BluRay.AAC.x264-HANDJOB&xl=86565556290&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.free-tracker.ga%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fleet-tracker.moe%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moxing.party%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fshare.hkg-fansub.info%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.spark-rostov.ru%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fhighteahop.top%3A6960%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ffinbytes.org%3A80%2Fannounce.php&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"British Television and Film thread"}
+{"text":"You're alright."}
+{"text":"Preggo and milky OF girl with huge nips. Disappeared and deactivated last year. A (nearly) complete rip of everything she's posted to OF and JFF. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:957dcdab729366b3b9370028f40eda7a58be016a&dn=cumNrise%20Milk%20Pack&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fttk2.nbaonlineservice.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tryhackx.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.theoks.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.srv00.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.qu.ax%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ololosh.space%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dump.cl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ft.overflow.biz%3A6969%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"At least you got to fuck her. Those hormones at least got her vanilla ass to crave cock."}
+{"text":"100GB of previously unreleased soundboards and studio tracks of the Rock band Genesis: The Genesis Gigaleak Collection (1973-2007) What lays here is a treasure trove of previously uncirculated soundboards, audience recordings, and even multi-track mixdowns which have been withheld from the public - until now. Many of these were archived by the band's front of house tech (and longtime Showco employee) Craig Schertz. Some of these performances are alternate sources to pre-existing dates with audience recordings, but a few of these are completely unheard. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Not really, actually I listen to Seconds Out sometimes but I have played even stuff like And Then There Were Three and Duke 10x more (I like those albums). I guess I don't like live albums because I like to listen music while lying on a bed. Sometimes I fall asleep. I just don't like to hear talking to audience, long jokes etc when I'm almost sleeping. If you understand.. I'd rather choose some studio albums I've heard 100 times."}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bd7fa06196ff340d3efcbc33c0f177cc73471304&dn=Starbound%20v1.4.4%20source&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.moeking.me%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.bitsearch.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fuploads.gamecoast.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.theoks.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.monitorit4.me%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.auctor.tv%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.4.babico.name.tr%3a3131%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fsanincode.com%3a6969%2fannounce This torrent is dedicated to two groups: - Chucklefish and especially Tiyuri for producing this piece of shit. Glad that it came to light that you weren't paying your employees and your career went down the drain, so you're not able to scam any more people out of their money. You always wanted to make the game open-source, so let me help you get a headstart on that. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"they already did, check open starbound and xStarbound"}
+{"text":"A lot of us are pajeets. Do you honestly think only quora is infested by pajeets? It’s only obvious there because of the real names. But pajeets are everywhere. Especially on 4chan."}
+{"text":"A collection of furry comics. A lot of this is vintage, pre-internet material - from the days when comics were sold mail-order or at cons. This is historically interesting, it defined the early days of the fandom. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:146a333e85f7cc31a193eaa266341c3c5d515c74&dn=Furry-Comic-History-V1&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.wepzone.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.plx.im%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrust-demo.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.healthcareindia.store%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"are there any furry comic recommendation charts? like, best writing, best art, most horny, most weird, etc. want to read more furry comics but i'm not a furry so idk where or how to look (outside of places like kemono cafe)"}
+{"text":"Rachel Cook: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f234f85305b9d2e0f36848b41bb23efe2574d6c4&dn=Rachel%20Cook&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.520.jp%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.dler.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker-udp.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fmovies.zsw.ca%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fepider.me%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gbitt.info%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.burnabyhighstar.com%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gbitt.info%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A443%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"anyone has Lisa from amourangels? or Melena Maria in general?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have any recordings of adult swim? Those are comfy to sleep to. I've checked soulseek and the internet archive"}
+{"text":"Complete collection The best of City Pop, Vol. 1 - 40 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9493dd67a44820aa9bafe7a17dae5fcc536b3866&dn=The%20Best%20of%20City%20Pop&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.ctix.cn%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Simply perfect"}
+{"text":"This is a containment thread for all cosplayer related links to avoid having 10 different threads for a specific person. Please use this thread for posting links to or about cosplayers rather than making new threads for every girl Active megapacks: cosplay_photo_libraryV3 - this pack contains over 5TB of organized images from over 600 cosplayers, still ongoing Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's been a long time, but here we are again, It's that time of year! Grab (or request) a movie, get comfy, and come enjoy spooky season here! For all the young'uns out there, this thread is the Halloween /t/ staple. Ask for horror, post horror, talk about horror, or simply come and hang with us! There are surprises to come. Halloween 35th Anniversary Edition magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B54D36BD6F90963D756B67848A2A87F64B8B70B1&dn=Halloween+%281978%29+35th+Anniv+%281080p+BluRay+x265+HEVC+10bit+AAC+7.1+Tigole%29+%5BQxR%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce Halloween II Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any more like this?"}
+{"text":"As the title says, I will seed your text files. the only caveat is that it must not be AI generated. Beyond that, content does not matter as long as it's a file that can be read in notepad or an equivalent. High value items are as follows Books, manuals, etc. Recipes Old forum threads, or similar (Bonus points for interesting stuff) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Train on the classics, son."}
+{"text":"Hi everyone; I'm dumping a part of bdsm porn collection magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7c95dc17896580d40333d5e66d60f153fa551951&dn=videos&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce"}
+{"text":"Reflective Desire publish their own torrents, no need to go via random third parties."}
+{"text":"I love Christmas movies, The obscurer the better. Anyone got anything to share? I will start with \"Silent Night Deadly Night\" 6 movies magnet:?xt=urn:btih:CBDD53EA23060C2D75C4F43904CBEF4672C8B47A&dn=Silent+Night+Deadly+Night+-+Complete+6+Film+Collection+1984-2012&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F47.ip-51-68-199.eu%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2780%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2730%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Post resources, software and tips. How's that project going, Anon? Random footage for video editing, some if not all is in 4K: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:45454856486472c0204c46f22b1ab89e2d703b68&dn=Footage"}
+{"text":"Anyone got a wondershare filmora? The one i bought digitally from an asian website that costs a dollar would ask me to upgrade to pro when i want to export vids to youtube."}
+{"text":"so ive been watchin tos s01 and is comfy af. problem is s02 torrents are stuck on downloading metadata any torrents with seeds would be appreciated. this is s01, still have seeders Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"STAR TREK ORIGINAL SERIES S1 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:122f0a4fa46f225e4935a07f24e0f87c5c8bb5fd&dn=Star%20Trek%201%C2%AA%20Temporada%20Completa%20&xl=10225958257&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80%2Fannounce S2 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bonus points for topless stuff magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1b94e7800a59ad5e80fde907e977747d25ade82c&dn=%5B+u-got-it-flaunt-it+%E2%80%94+VIDEO+2021%E2%80%932022+%5D&tr=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337/announce"}
+{"text":"thanks for the info. the hunt continues."}
+{"text":"Two old fogies in a row who lack the energy to do the job. The most telling fact is he is doing this knowing there are cameras there and not giving a shit. He wakes up at one point and drifts back to sleep again. He doesn't give a shit at all because he knows voters don't seem to fucking care in either party."}
+{"text":"did the jannies go on strike"}
+{"text":"Btw if you're open to requests on cracking, do you mind dealing with Jawset Postshot's watermark?"}
+{"text":"Doctor who 1966-2024 including spinoffs magnet:?xt=urn:btih:sl6bwskijymk4oixoecrxkyp7abadr32&dn=Doctor%20Who&xl=604385456531&fc=1281"}
+{"text":"those retroactively ruin the tenth doctor they take the character who was obsessed with a 19 year old girl and make him gay it's best they're not included it was leftist but decent, now it's woke trash Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"it's an extremely large collection of weird ass fan art (pic related). I swear to god /t/ is where all the schitzos post."}
+{"text":"facist dypostian"}
+{"text":"Spiderhead (2022) it has bad reviews but I liked it. It's fun. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a09f285695b213db4d6ccc3fe2aed42e7df514b5&dn=Spiderhead%20%282022%29%20%5B1080p%5D%20%5BWEBRip%5D%20%5B5.1%5D%20%5BYTS.MX%5D&xl=2127416444&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337"}
+{"text":"Now that rutracker is dead, wat do?"}
+{"text":"Fuck private tracker jews!"}
+{"text":"86 Episodes of MonsterVision from 1997 - 2000, no new 2020 stuff! 140 JBB Drive-In Theatre intros only (no movies, go find them!) from 1989 - 1995 70 issues of the Joe Bob Report (We Are the Weird) zine from 1993 - 1995 6 JBB paperbacks published between 1988 - 2005 115GB Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WE NEED MORE SEEDERS For the love of god this needs more help HOW CAN I FIND THIS ELSEWHEREÉ!É!É!É"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for battles without honor and humanity movie series specifically, but anything is fine"}
+{"text":"Anyone have instructional courses and or site rips from sex coaches like Alexey Welsh or OMGYes Anything that passes as a tutorial is great. inb4 OP is an incel Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Is it just me or is this incomplete? He says theres 8 fingering styles but only goes over 3 of them."}
+{"text":"Any good backups for Vimm in general? BIOS Files - Game Systems magnet:?xt=urn:btih:1DC068CE1C1B8901B3D66BFDDDB2017D408BEFD1&dn=BIOS+Files+-+Game+Systems%2C+Other+Stuff&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Feddie4.nl%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce 371GB PSX ISOS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"993 GiB of original Xbox video games in Russian and maybe also English: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:16e953e8a8000f56b875369327077bb0ffa3babf&dn=XBOX_RUS_PACK&xl=1066738964250&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce Includes: Call of Duty - Finest Hour [T+Rus RUSBOX].7z Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Each archive contains a full year of popular posts from e621.net. Earlier years may be missing days when no images were uploaded. I will continue posting new archives as I continue to scrape the site. [2007] 11206 files magnet:?xt=urn:btih:42b89f160d4bd83807581f1151d8100678149cca&dn=e621_popular_2007.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce [2008] 8267 files Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ok do it then. Not sure why you're bringing that up here though in the E621 thread"}
+{"text":"Old Dubs Thread I have Sailor Moon, Dic/Cloverway dub from the 90s. Season 1 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f78ff06e5e6f12d58a4995b18c2f3a2f0b4d4d2f&dn=Season%201&xl=27740830630&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt2.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tleechreload.org%2Fa%2Fc862600d4c8d1a760bac61b019e1b92f%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrentleech.org%2Fa%2Fc862600d4c8d1a760bac61b019e1b92f%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"Super late to the party, but not late enough to claim Minako Aino as my eternal waifu. Love you Mina!"}
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+{"text":"You stupid faggot. Go dilate."}
+{"text":"Torrent Galaxy"}
+{"text":"Anybody have this book by chance? Drugs: Mind, Body, and Society, 2nd Edition: Martha Rosenthal ISBN: 9780197585283"}
+{"text":"post vr porn scenes that made you feel some connection to the girl. i'll post few examples of scenes that flicked that switch in my brain. it's not about the type of women you like, more about women that don't feel like they're acting. traits to look for: - talking in native language; - real eye contact; - general feeling of easiness, feeling welcome, or loved. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah its probably not, I was mostly just trying to collect all the Alice Otsu cosplay VR JAVs"}
+{"text":"no i'm the jontron guy"}
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+{"text":"How to roll dice: \"dice+2d6\" (without the quotes) in the email field rolls 2d6. \"dice+5d42+23\" rolls 5d42+23. \"noko+dice+2d6\" rolls 2d6 without showing the roll in the email field. Please post all quest threads on  - Quests. Please do not use spoilers to hide porn or any \"not safe for work\" content."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic. Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game. A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text. If you're wondering where to start: - The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use. - A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres. - How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players. - GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds. Thread question: what's the best classic GURPS cover art?"}
+{"text":"right here under disappearing"}
+{"text":"You can represent that with just normal movement. Get into concealment, move in a way the enemy can't see, and then surprise them. The disappearing rule is for truly cinematic 'off camera' action where you just seem to appear in the optimal place without worrying about whether there is a clear path with actual concealment between you and your destination. That said, you can also probably stack some modifiers onto your Stealth roll. Disappearing in low-visibility surroundings, after using a distraction, should boost your chances of success, and a cinematic hero can always do shit like buying success with impulse points."}
+{"text":"The disappearing rule is for truly cinematic 'off camera' action where you just seem to appear in the optimal place without worrying about whether there is a clear path with actual concealment between you and your destination. That makes sense, now that I think about it. stack some modifiers onto your Stealth roll Fair, I don't give enough modifiers when rolling stealth."}
+{"text":"I'm afraid to share what I make because I worry its not good enough"}
+{"text":"Reading PU-9 kinda makes me wonder how different the game would be if Kromm just dropped all legacy stuff and made things his way."}
+{"text":"The original Dark Erufu Edition Discuss elves. Post elves. Love elves. All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated. Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread:"}
+{"text":"ELF THREAD WHOLESOME?"}
+{"text":"Yes, yes it is."}
+{"text":"These is one more (the dude playing Alftari the wizard elf)"}
+{"text":"Dwarfish post."}
+{"text":"No, dwarves don't care about elves as rewards and or conquests"}
+{"text":"He was the second guy done in the project. As buff as they are, those are dark eldar arms."}
+{"text":"Sorry to derail whatever this is, but do any you guys have experience with making moulds yourself for some simple copying? Yes With practice, good mold release, and extremely meticulous mold-making you can get stuff good enough that you can pass it off on the official forums of a notoriously ban-happy company. If you can't afford a pressure pot, then using an extremely thin coat of talcum powder will work as a dry mold release. basically put a small pinch into one side of the mold and clap them together several times like you're cleaning an eraser. Wear a dust mask for that, shit's nasty. It dramatically reduces the number of surface bubbles. Slow, even pours, working with a slower-setting resin, and adding vent channels will all cut your bubble problems without having to get a pot. mold design Find the original mold lines, use them as a guide. Pack the clay up to them and remember that it's better to have the clay crawl slightly down the mini (this leaves a thin rim on half #1 that you can cut off before casting the second mold half) than rise up along the edge (it leaves a rim on the OTHER half, which will tear out and leave a huge ragged line on the model). When you prep for pouring the second half of the mold, especially one with a shaft or antenna, make sure there's no tension whatsoever on the model. Otherwise it'll snap back when you go to cast the second half. That's how you'll get ovaling. The easiest way is to pull the model once you've got the clay sculpted up, and drop it back in until it goes without pushing, and re-drag the moldline back onto it. Yes, it's a pain in the ass. When you go to cast the second half of the mold, pull the master, clean the clay off. Gently clean the new mold half, trim any danglies on the rim, then apply your silicone mold release *before* putting the master back. Use an acid brush to spread it. Silicone will crawl through any gap and leave blobs in the other half. With release you can brush those off"}
+{"text":"Are the base sizes 25, 28 or 32mm?"}
+{"text":"32mm for everything aside from the weapon platform which is on a 40mm."}
+{"text":"Well, the War Walker and Starweaver are on bigger bases too."}
+{"text":"LOL"}
+{"text":"He was worried they were gay normalfags but relieved to learn they were just closeted gay spergs."}
+{"text":"judging by the table's reaction I'm pretty sure the DM didn't give consent, and something tells me that would be considered RAPE by the author in a girl-GM context yet here we are, the same author is doing a comic promoting RAPE"}
+{"text":"What a relief!"}
+{"text":"Well, he revealed the GM's TPK plan. Smart move for a Succubus.."}
+{"text":"that's a doushio face"}
+{"text":"Post art you like."}
+{"text":"Do these kinds of warning really deter their target audience?"}
+{"text":"It's like... classic punk shit, to tell bigots to fuck off from your creative work. Most often, if you see an RPG book with this in it, the themes are already incompatible with the outlooks of the people that they're referring to, and they are making that clear up front. Even I think these are kind of weird though. Like, I think the intent behind them as a concept is good, but that it's just something you can solve easily with other means of communication. A lot of games nowadays are moving to \"have the chat about this before you start, so everyone knows what lines not to cross with each other.\" Introducing the usefulness of mentioning that some things might bother someone was perhaps a useful step forward in the space, but the cards are sort of an awkward means that is worse than just using your words."}
+{"text":"You know that's a pretty biggoted attitue there mister. Anyway, *ahem* fuck Niggers and members of the inferior indian castes(all of them)"}
+{"text":"I didn't even imply that there is a lot of work involved. Hell there were slaves in history that were both far richer, worked far less and were better educated than the modern wagie. With probably better health plans too. No, a slave is a person whose whole worth and purpose is his work and the value that work produces for his owner."}
+{"text":"There's this little detail about slavery you're forgetting a person who is legally owned by someone else and has no personal freedom someone captured, sold, or born into chattel slavery Are you legally property?"}
+{"text":"Buddy, have you seen the private prison system under capitalism? The labor is actually just slavery."}
+{"text":"The very span on Universe itself is EXCESSIVE"}
+{"text":"Begone thot"}
+{"text":"I didn't even realise there were heartguard models"}
+{"text":"Honestly i thought this is like the Dawner box where it was 10 vulkites 10 hearthguard, but it's 20+5 instead"}
+{"text":"are fyreslayers all suicidal too? I'll be real I have no fucking clue on what the deal is with them. But I mean, could just be automated(?) They need fucking anything at this point, including a refresh on bare minimum the generic zerker infantry. I do know they slap the runes in to empower themselves... Is there a way maybe as cavalry there's just dwarves who put like 2 million runes in their legs so they just have really fucking beef long legs and run super fast."}
+{"text":"are fyreslayers all suicidal too? No. Only Doomseeker as the name might sugest. Others are self centred scumbags"}
+{"text":"i only know it has hearthguard models because i fought against it one time, and i distincly remember the hearthguard failing all their charge rolls so their general never benefited from the ward save"}
+{"text":"well I don't know about reanimator but I am slamming every Gravedigger I see to have infinite recursion loops. running out of cards is going to be a death sentence in this format."}
+{"text":"well I don't know about reanimator but I am slamming every Gravedigger I see to have infinite recursion loops Pic related is the entire format and I do not like it."}
+{"text":"Some people think it's fun to swim inside of septic tanks. You might just have bad taste, anon."}
+{"text":"Something about that grave shifter art makes me mad I can't put my finger on it aside from just not looking very mtg"}
+{"text":"It has an interesting rendering style but the composition is pretty bad."}
+{"text":"Terminator armour sucks, by the way. For some bullshit reasons, at that. At best, it makes you immune to SOME small arms fire, and melee weapons in the hands of regular humans."}
+{"text":"Well, going by tabletop rules, any plasma or melta weapon, power weapon or monstrous creature was already going to ignore the armour save, and given the piles of gear player characters tend to accumulate, anything that can threaten them would reasonably make terminator armour useless anyway."}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, Homeworld came out in 1999, so you'll be waiting 19 years to wait two and a half minutes."}
+{"text":"Yes, if by tabletop you mean 4e rules."}
+{"text":"gonna have to suffer through dark heresy hell next week story etc is great, DM is really good with this just rules....it's ass"}
+{"text":"TQ Dunno, but maybe that XYZ DMG Kazuki drew. Her face just seduces me"}
+{"text":"TQ Terrors of the Underroot immediately comes to mind for me. I have many favorites, but I particularly like this card's composition"}
+{"text":"Here are a few more, sorry about the lightningm I haven't finished the camp on the Chinese amphibious assault one so it's still flat blue"}
+{"text":"Is that why they buy more houses in India than in Normandy?"}
+{"text":"You're really hot, I'm really hard."}
+{"text":"Wonderful Very Nice, that paintjob looks wonderful"}
+{"text":"Thank you for telling me the left one is chinese, I do not know any chineses vehicles, got more?"}
+{"text":"Last edition had a 3 box season supplemented by the ashes of faith box, though that dropped before the season started and was for season 3. It's possible we could see a mid-season box this time as well."}
+{"text":"what are you hearing about supply? anything from your lgs?"}
+{"text":"to make me drive to a warhammer store on saturday morning to make me preorder in person so I can be sure to get one"}
+{"text":"Wargame portal"}
+{"text":"small indie company please understand"}
+{"text":"where do the bolts go, anon?"}
+{"text":"woke isn't dead chud lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing that the barrels are scuffed. World's best miniatures"}
+{"text":"I seriously hope the old kit stays around because my custodes project is kind of on the backburner and I really don't want to have to panic buy them now..."}
+{"text":"Yup. It's effectively a tiny storm bolter with a sword blade between the barrels."}
+{"text":"The Paladin has been POISONED! He will instantly die with no antidote. A Thief holds out the antidote and pours it all on the floor. 'Drink if you wanna live.' The Paladin gets on his knees and licks the floor. He's feeling better already. But when he tries to kill the Thief, he finds out he has fallen. He just lost all powers! Why did this happen? Simple. Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Without honor, there can be no Lawful Goodness. There's nothing more dishonorable than getting on your knees and licking the floor like every dog. That's the parable of the Paladin and the Thief. Remember it well. In Japan, there was once a poisoned Samurai in a similar situation. A Ninja poured the antidote on the floor. Do you know what the Samurai did? He stripped out of all armor, took his Daikatana, and did Harakiri right there. His last words? 'I will never lick the floor like a dog.' He died with great Honor and became legendary for it. Now THAT'S a Paladin! But it's not honorable to die! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"So not only did OP think of the wrong vocation entirely, he entirely misunderstood the point of that anecdote, I see. Figures."}
+{"text":"Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Pretty sure it's righteousness."}
+{"text":"You are right, but Francelot is a mary sue fanfiction character and doesn't count."}
+{"text":"Don't most religions tout the virtue of humility?"}
+{"text":"The DUNC expansions aren't that complicated. Just small sub-systems and power-ups."}
+{"text":"I also played recently with 2 other people and I didn't feel it was THAT swingy. You have to remember that the deck all players use are the same, so if you get an early lead, more likely than not, you had to use your stronger cards early and now has to contend with the other players that didn't do it. If anything, the biggest complaint the players had was that the combat was too random. The game kind of sells itself as having bluffing aspects, but it feels way too random with effects that add whole new cards to the combat way too easily. It's also one of those games that if you know how to play even slightly better than the other players, you'll demolish them early on and completely discourage them from even trying to fight back, despite the game having a mostly decent power balance despite the assymetrical factions."}
+{"text":"Is a Boardgame Arena sub worth it?"}
+{"text":"This. The good reviews come from the gulag and gulag adjacent media, which is a Wehrle fanclub, and where good art is somehow as important as gameplay."}
+{"text":"I think the expansions also don't add much worth playing either honestly."}
+{"text":"Medieval fantasy setting Magic is nanomachine tech Ancient ruin is a crashed spaceship \"The Oracle\" is an AI Gods are original humans PLEASE stop doing this."}
+{"text":"Magic is nanomachine tech Better than magic just being programming. I'm fine with magic just being a language, but there's something about making it a programming language instead of a spoken one that just turns me off."}
+{"text":"behold the baka"}
+{"text":"The only thing I can think of is a manga, Samurai 8. It's the Naruto author's attempt at a new series that flopped. In Samurai 8, it's revealed that in their fucked up space-faring society where people can undergo mystical rituals to become full-body prosthetic cyborgs and earn the right to weird program licenses that give them even greater powers, that the God of their universe saved all of reality and ascended to become the underlying programming of reality, creating cybertech so advanced that it functions as magic, governed by the will and rules of an omnipresent supernatural entity. Shit got axed, but as a setting, it was wildly cool, even if the execution left a lot to be desired, but it's a hell of a foundation to build off of."}
+{"text":"There are no genes for attractiveness or intelligence Confirmed retarded tabula rasa believer. Kill yourself immediately."}
+{"text":"Medieval fantasy setting I always do this"}
+{"text":"want to play some gay infinite wtf why is the game making me actually play my cards combofags"}
+{"text":"in paper you just loop once to prove it's infinite and ask the opponent if they have an out"}
+{"text":"^esl bots"}
+{"text":"Game 1 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 2 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 3 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Game 4 - opponent has the perfect hand and closes the game on turn 3 Very fun, I am sure the shuffler is completely fair"}
+{"text":"holy fucking hell My kona deck just got SPRINGLEAF DRUM FORMIDABLE SPEAKER TEMPLE GARDEN HALLOWED FOUNTAIN ALL IN ONE RELEASE KEK also springleaf drum replaces mana dorks for manifest dread.dec"}
+{"text":"It dawned on me while I was speaking to my wife that the stereotypical murderhobo adventurers of D&D are like fantasy warrior gig workers. With that in mind, what would it take for an enterprising wizard (or group thereof) to come up with the fantasy warrior equivalent of something like Fiverr? You have a murderhobo related task you need done, you relay it to the system/spell/network, \"Goblins stole my things, willing to pay ___ for their return\", the system searches for the nearest registered murderhobos with relevant skills and offers them the job in return for a cut?"}
+{"text":"It would take a lot. The issue is that access to such a system is contingent on access to either a magic user or a magic item. Both of these, as you might expect, are pretty expensive. Like yes, the computer network analogy is technically valid, but these are old school university computers on a university network; not everyone has access to such systems. If long distance communications are solved with essentially modern day forums and instant messaging, then the D&D-style medieval fantasy world you've kludged together around this concept probably no longer exists. If you wanted something similar to this, you could have a commerce deity subcontract out mercenary work through his various temples. This would bypass most of the logistical issues, but 'a god did it' is little better than 'a wizard did it'."}
+{"text":"the service is provided by the cult Arnesus, God of Murderhobos, at any of their regional branches"}
+{"text":"It would take a lot. It would take a cork-board, somewhere to hang it on, some pins and some paper."}
+{"text":"OMFG, LIKE A GUILD?!?! NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!"}
+{"text":"Isn't that what the whole Adventurer's Guild is? Basically the Adventure app for gig workers who own swords?"}
+{"text":"Post papercraft. It does not have to be fancy. Such is the beauty of papercraft terrain/dungeons/board games!!"}
+{"text":"whi not FTFY."}
+{"text":"Do you have the pdf for this scenario? looks really cool."}
+{"text":"Which game is that? Reverse image search came up empty. You called his bluff and the faggot never came back. Good job."}
+{"text":"Spent a couple weekends cutting out and gluing Firelock 198X models. Have 2 of the 4 factions fully printed out and cut out colored foam for terrain. For a wargame this was dirt cheap to get set up."}
+{"text":"Didn't we just have this thread recently? There was a lot of disagreement going on about whether papercraft is worth it. If I remember right, these were the primary arguments: It does have stylistic value, and the materials are cheap, but it's also a little on the flimsy side, and sometimes the imagery is less effective depending on the angle that it's being perceived from."}
+{"text":"In Tunnels"}
+{"text":"Fed."}
+{"text":"Trolls don't have green skin you dumb."}
+{"text":":3"}
+{"text":"I like them to be somewhat magic, not wizards but some kind of large humanoid magic creature. I like things like they heal quickly and turn to stone in sunlight since that makes them into something more interesting of a fantasy setting than just another flavor of giant that bashes shit with a rock. Too many things have them overlap with ogres, or just basically being ogres, that happen to be called something other than an ogre. i liked the idea of Trolls being the very ugly dangerous side of the Fey world. Also lanky but with extreme features like long nose, ears, longer than normal arms etc. I like it when they look like a gigantic gremlin, and not just a large normalish guy with no shirt on. It also further separates them from Ogres. I never understood why movies always made them into big dull fat guys."}
+{"text":"Would it be fun and fitting for the class? Is the class something else than fighter? If the both answers are \"Yes\" then it will never pass through Paizo filter."}
+{"text":"god damn it. you're right."}
+{"text":"Which species and clans practice circumcision?"}
+{"text":"when in doubt, kitsunes"}
+{"text":"how do you circumsize a knot"}
+{"text":"Are well-planned modes of food production and transportation necessary for a functional setting, or is that just pointless busywork on the GM's end?"}
+{"text":"puckee posts the same image for the 50th time Congratulations! You're a spectacular waste of flesh!"}
+{"text":"5 pucktard threads No body fucking likes you, puckee. Just fucking hang yourself already"}
+{"text":"F42"}
+{"text":"Okay, I'll take the bait. By now you've got me curious from a psychological perspective. Please answer the following question honestly: Did you create these pictures and get a some kind of kick out of seeing them constantly on the /tg/ catalog, do you hope to become known as an artist with this? Or did you have someone else make them for you and you're an entirely different kind of crazy? Genuinely interested."}
+{"text":"why did he do it"}
+{"text":"bored"}
+{"text":"Alopecia."}
+{"text":"Alopecia yeah."}
+{"text":"Either he's a skaven in a vampire body or he's seething because he's bald"}
+{"text":"keep his dad's wife's name out your fcuking mouths"}
+{"text":"Quippy greentexts, trolling, and pointless arguments aren't genuine engagement. This."}
+{"text":"So my gaming group all jumped headfirst into TC after I ran a tester game and now everyone is 1 round into a 6 person campaign with round 2 being played this week & weekend. Does anyone have advice on how to give the campaign more of a narrative flair now that everyone’s invested in their warbands? I want to do more than just post an announcement for who is fighting who in the next round."}
+{"text":"I asked a while ago about larger scale games easily allowing the use of trench crusade models. I was recommended forbidden psalm and I also know about Xenos rampant. Anymore games for larger scale tabletop wars with vehicles maybe aircraft too? Is something official like that in the works at the time of this post being made?"}
+{"text":"Craft a narrative around the battle, one from the believer side, one from the heretic side. Create a Risk-like map showing where battles take place, with gear, weapons, emplacements and other oddities that shake up the play and add reason to pursue (or avoid) such areas. my favorite in my groups is we randomly roll, come turn 3, on maps with enough graves on whether Trench Ghosts show up and start attacking EVERYONE Trench Ghosts are played by a third man, with a premade warband list that the 2 other players do not know, can contest but not claim objectives, CAN STEAL ITEMS if they OoA the guy our new rule is they can pick up and abscond with item objectives in retrieval type games"}
+{"text":"The trench crusade devs have mentioned the possibility of larger scale version in some random interviews, but never as an in-work thing. Only as a hypothetical"}
+{"text":"Tabletop RPGs tend to split up crafting into a high number of crafting subskills for every individual area of expertise. There's no question that crafting is still extremely powerful despite forcing you to go through this hassle, but what are your thoughts on which particular crafting subskills tend to be the most useful in the context of a TTRPG campaign, be it a medieval or modern or sci-fi setting? Pic related is from Legend of the Five Rings, where I'll be playing a crafter soon, and I intend to invest heavily into crafting. But feel free to talk about any game you've had experience with."}
+{"text":"party face? what are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"what do you mean ! ? ! ? LE BOOMP"}
+{"text":"Guy is either using innovative tactics or has genuinely never played a game in his life"}
+{"text":"There's no such thing as a face, retard. The party isn't a single being. Every player interacts with people in the world."}
+{"text":"Right. And spokespeople don't exist, either. I went to a company meeting the other day and I'm pretty sure two of our more elderly workers had to be peeled off the floor after the other 200+ of us left the office."}
+{"text":"Why do elves look down on humans so much?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"There was one setting that I frustratingly can't remember now that had a paragraph on something touching on this; basically that their elves found human society frustrating and bewildering. Politically for the reasons you said (coupled with the occasional complete about-face on previous policy and treaties because New Ruler needs to make their mark), but socially in that daily life and culture was more or less the same day to day, but could radically change from decade to decade (this is likely some post-industrialisation/20th century bias creeping in here, I'll admit). It was a pace they found distasteful."}
+{"text":"Why do white people look down on black people so much?"}
+{"text":"Politically for the reasons you said (coupled with the occasional complete about-face on previous policy and treaties because New Ruler needs to make their mark), I once ran a campaign whose entire premise hinged on a conflict starting because a human king starting up a new mining operation on the other side of a river in uncontested, unclaimed territory... and triggering dragons landing in human towns delivering messages from the elvish nobility that humans had violated the terms of their agreement and they must vacate the elven lands within one years tie or they would be made to leave by force. Essentially, hundreds of years ago, the elves let the human mercenaries that fought for them settle in a corner of the elvish lands provided that they kept inside of their borders and didn't make too much of a mess of the place. But the land that the humans kingdoms are built on is still *elvish land*, they are just letting the humans use it. The human king just build a mine where he wasn't supposed to and has violated that agreement, with the elves now withdrawing their permission for the humans to continue living there. The human king has no idea what the elves are talking about, the humans had no record of any of this. The elves say thats not their problem. The human king says that surely there can be some leniency because this is a first offense, the elves say that this *isn't* the first offense, they have had to remind us of this *several times* and they have reached the limit of their patience with us. The problem being that at this point there are half a dozen human kingdoms sharing this region, but not only is human memory short but the elves treat all of them as a single entity, not bothering to care who did what. One kingdom breaks the agreement and ruins things for all humans in the region, regardless of nationality."}
+{"text":"Why do White people look down on brown people? There's your answer."}
+{"text":"FUCKING PEAK AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE"}
+{"text":"Game's incomprehensible garbage."}
+{"text":"It reads like a assortment of random ideas, where the author sometimes gave up mid-segment and just moved on to next half-baked... So, like this"}
+{"text":"I ran a fair bit of Mörk Borg and wasn't too big of a fan, but I respect it. Being able to read it in native swedish definitely made it more enjoyable to read, but that doesn't really translate to fun gaming. That said, I really liked Tania Herrero's adventures, conceptually and artwise. Crown of Salt is more of a toybox where you have to built a solid foundation for an adventure, rather than something you run exactly as written (not super keen on the sheer prevalence of instant death shit but oh well) But they made another adventure called Pit of Blasphemy, which I really liked. It's a nice, short little mystery exploration of a severely fucked up village called Castella that (for most groups) ends with a bit of a dungeon (cave?) crawl. It has cool body horror and enough wiggle room for combat, socializing and sneaking/trickery to all feel possible. Would recommend. They were gonna make some Mörk Borg spinoff game called Fomoria, which has a bit more meat on its bones, though it's also full of furry stuff."}
+{"text":"Last I checked, there's a preview for Fomoria out and they are currently gearing up to launch a kickstarter sometime soon."}
+{"text":"I gave it a read, thought the rules looked a lot more appealing than the baseline MB ones, will probably backport them if I'm asked to DM Mörk Borg again. I quite liked the final enemy of the playtest adventure, felt like a cool way to add back in a human element to the setting, played for horror."}
+{"text":"Arathi Sector is kal arath in space"}
+{"text":"Might have the best rules in the world, but that cover turns me off. I can't play games with silly children cartoon images or anime images."}
+{"text":"Defective Comics Defective brain That tracks"}
+{"text":"Tell me /tg/ what makes a good tabletop wargame?"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone has managed that feat in Battletech."}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Err you don't get to bring friends?"}
+{"text":"The Cincinnati BT group does, 20 to 30 units per side, in a single day."}
+{"text":"Is such a game even possible? Not really, no. I mean you could have 2 teams of units that all have identical stats but that wouldn't be much fun."}
+{"text":"This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing. DO: - Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs - Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only - Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice - Help your fellow anons with advice TRY TO: - Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers - Not make a new thread until old one dies - Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers - Not spoonfeed - Not war over Filament/Resin consoles - Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Buggy program. Better auto supports in free alternatives. Functions gate kept behind subscription paywall. AI shit being pushed in their model library. It was good for a time when it was simply better than everything else, but that's no longer the case."}
+{"text":"fixed with a print Or a piece of hardboard and 4 dowels."}
+{"text":"works on my machine"}
+{"text":"You work tricks at truck stops, spare me your opinion."}
+{"text":"Prototype edition Here is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three. Build Divide Force of Will Final Fantasy TCG DBZ CCG Wixoss Keyforge Gundam Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R) Digimon Flesh and Blood Gate Ruler Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Same, my LGS is only 3 or 4 years old and was listed on the FoW site as hosting the game every Tuesday. Took a look at the store's calendar and I haven't seen anything FoW related in over two years."}
+{"text":"not sure if you haven't been paying attention to what's coming in GD03, but the overall power increases a fuckton to where gw wing isn't the most dominant deck in the game. it's even debatable that wing's even a tier 0 deck right now considering the de facto 2nd best deck in the game can speedrun a game against it if it highrolls."}
+{"text":"hows the DM simulator going?"}
+{"text":"Deep in the rules engine mines. It's hard to explain, but very exciting (technical) things are happening. I may have some footage to show next month. It will probably still be quite a while before it gets a public release though. I'll try to make sure that happens this year, even if not all the cards are in yet."}
+{"text":"don't worry, take your time. thanks for your work"}
+{"text":"Post examples of real world dungeons, labyrinths, caves, and sewers."}
+{"text":"try looking up Operation Aladdin's Cave, I think its in The Fall of Delta Green?"}
+{"text":"Other raiding parties have already gathered in the dungeon's first floor."}
+{"text":"Everything Everywhere All At Once."}
+{"text":"Become a philosopher-warrior Bind a wyld spirit to you Debase yourself to grow stronger Bind a wyrm spirit to you Climb out of insanity to grow stronger Work towards binding a Wyvr spirit to yourself"}
+{"text":"Bufford T Justice would never!"}
+{"text":"Johnny posting has returned Thinking dirty cops will stop at bribery Some sure, but the weaker minded (and no doubt most BSD will be of that variety) will probably let the power get to their head"}
+{"text":"This was a multi-splat campaign?"}
+{"text":"Everyone else was too weak but I will surely be the one to make it"}
+{"text":"WHAT IS IT THAT MR. SHARPE SAYS THAT MAKES A GOOD PLAYER, MR. COOPER?"}
+{"text":"I made a PC that was accidentally Richard Sharpe without ever having watched or read it. I had another player point it out to me at the table. Is this a good watch/read? Should I start with the books first?"}
+{"text":"Read the books first if you like reading. But you don't have to, the show stands on its own."}
+{"text":"The books are a bit different but the general style is close enough to the series (in the books Sharpe becomes an officer in India, while in the series he becomes one in Spain) I found the books to be a little bit samey like all Cornwell books imo, but I suppose I enjoyed them for some fictionslop"}
+{"text":"Dont forget General Calvet (and his trusty sidekick, Gaston) having to deal with Ducos' bullshit"}
+{"text":"I really think a series with those two characters would have been entertaining."}
+{"text":"Everyone • PLEASE BUMP THE THREAD IF IT REACHES PAGE 10! Requesters: • Provide good, detailed references (pictures are better than verbal descriptions), so the artists know what you're looking for. • If you have a WIP quote the Anchor Post, and attach the WIP so your Drawfag can find you. • Do not reply to other deliveries with a request that the artist fill your request next. This is called 'piggybacking'. • Do not make multiple requests in the same thread and do not serially request multiple characters after a delivery. Suggesting several concepts for artists to choose from counts as making multiple requests. • If you're unsatisfied with your completed request, please wait at least one week before you re-request. If someone follows this rule, don't waste posts by complaining about it. • Stay on topic. Drawfags and Drawfags-to-be: • Drop your tumblrs/websites/commission/etc information, but if you're dropping your commission info, please consider filling a request beforehand instead of just advertising. • Please keep AI deliveries to the /slop/ threads. This is a thread for human-made art. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just out of curiosity, what is this character for?"}
+{"text":"Requesting a femboy orc warlord, he should have a crystal sword, a skull staff, a dragon mount, and a crown of spikes."}
+{"text":"A typo in a MtG chat spawned a horrifying meme creature for our group, so i am requesting a Pyrexian Monstrosity. no, not Phyrexian, PYREXIAN, as in phyrexian but replace ceramic plates with pyrex glass. Yes this is stupid but late night MtG does strange things to people."}
+{"text":"It not for anything, It's for my own fancy."}
+{"text":"Sounds alright. Dont mind if I take a bit of creative liberties with this big barbarian? I have a sort of dress code set up for fills for the TG drawthread"}
+{"text":"Are orcs just misunderstood and oppressed? Setting dependent. In my setting they're basically religious fundamentalists, but are willing to join other civilizations if they see a benefit for themselves. In some settings they're unnatural or demonic, in some settings they're just native populations, and there are other answers."}
+{"text":"Counterpoint: a pulp-y self aware Author Bard who takes the concept of \"players impacting the narrative of a D&D game\" to a whole new level"}
+{"text":"is longbow battle master a thing"}
+{"text":"Yes! In fact, depending on the version of 5e its quite good. In 2014 5e, Ranged Weapons in general are the best weapons in the game due to the power of the Archery Fighting Style, the Sharpshooter Feat, and Extra Attack. Great damage, high range, ignoring cover (Which 99.9% of creatures cannot do), the range allows you to usually maneuver around the battlefield to take advantage of cover and hazards to trick up your opponents. Battle Masters in particular are really good for this style of play due to them having combat maneuvers like Precision Attack (Which you can use after rolling to boost your to hit roll), Menacing Attack (Long Range Frighten for movement shut down and disadvantage on their attacks), Trip Attack (To trip foes), Pushing Attack (Push foes into hazards or away from allies or off cliffs), and other nice options to go with it! 2024 5e is a little different due to Sharpshooter not giving the big damage bonus it had in 2014, but it's still solid due to Longbows having the Heavy Property allowing you to get the Great Weapon Master feat- it just requires a wider stat spread than it used to. Hypothetically, you could get Sharpshooter, Great Weapon Master, and still max out your Dexterity all by level 8 as a Fighter, which means you'll still be doing solid enough damage without the loss to accuracy that 2014 Longbow users were dealing with. Battle Masters are more or less the same, though at higher levels they get a great buff with Relentless and can be even more mobile than they were before."}
+{"text":"Any ideas for how to incorporate Thieves Cant into games? I'm running Mines and I had the idea of the proprietor of The Sleeping Giant be a former member of the Neverwinter Thieves Guild who got her bag and retired. The signage would indicate to those in the know (such as members of the Redbrands or my Rogue) that the place is safe for unsavoury types. I'd also have symbols akin to Depression-era hobo slang near Tressendar Manor that indicate that business is to be conducted in the cellar and that the upstairs is unsafe to navigate."}
+{"text":"Some authors just text dump worldbuilding details that end up having no narrative or atmospheric significance in large dry chunks. That's what people don't like when they say that shit. It's like finding a grocery list in a horror game."}
+{"text":"HP is an anthrocentric setting where humans are the center of creation In fairness, that's cause human wizards created an ethnostate that deliberately suppressed other races and species including forbidding them from having wands or participating in government. There is a reason non-humans sided with Voldemort."}
+{"text":"first stage of eugenics should be weeding out all eugenicists"}
+{"text":"If I'm understanding your question and setting correctly: Aliens are real So are wizards Magic is as powerful as technology if not more Seems perfectly fine Magic can only recreate real phenomenon by drawing energy from other dimensions and channelling it according to the wizard's will. Wizard magic, no problem these are your rules Wizards create a spell that will create an ionised plasma shield This were I raise an eyebrow, but only because you asked about it \"working\". I'll also preface I'm no expert in any of this Ionization is (very bare bones) the removal or addition of electrons from a molecule or atom. Perfectly fine so far, no reason for a wizard to not be able to do this. Plasma, again VERY broad strokes, is fucking with the electrons to make something conductive and super fucking hot. Again, wizards nbd. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"first stage of eugenics should be weeding out all eugenicists While I appreciate the sentiment, there are practical applications of eugenics, such as Iceland's app to avoid cousin fucking or cascade testing and genetic counseling (both things recommended by the CDC and not just under this administration) to avoid children being born with heritable diseases. That said, that sort of shit is generally not what anyone calling themselves a \"eugenicist\" means."}
+{"text":"tough tits, I just invented the hemisemidemiplane of magnetism, diametrically opposed to the hemisemidemiplane of the juggalos"}
+{"text":"I don't wish to start bullshit, but this is the place to ask: Is it easier to make a Captain America expy (hand to hand, uses shield offensively and defensively) of at level effectiveness (ie not hyper optimized ubercharger but serviceable in a group) in 3.5, or easier in PF1e? I am not against initiator classes, but I would rather not run to them at first, viewing them as a crutch at times."}
+{"text":"I made a character in that vein in 3.5 a decade ago. Paladin/Fighter, worked decently well. Improved shield bash, shield charge, shield slam, dire charge. Weapon was a spiked shield, didn't last long enough to make it Returning so I could start throwing it. Main issue you run into is getting feat starved, same as any character gimmick."}
+{"text":"easier PF1, probably."}
+{"text":"Bishop pieces for your next game."}
+{"text":"Good morrow sloppers"}
+{"text":"Tried an art decat statue"}
+{"text":"For the Eloi what unit role are they intended to have? I gave them a crack a while ago but it wasn't what people were looking for. Maybe another approach could work for them."}
+{"text":"Finally found a good illustration of what I think the Weather Control should look like. Perhaps a little too extravagant, especially given that Neuchwanstein may or may not exist, but this general size suits the home, fortress, and laboratory of Duke Cunningham. Alternatively, it could just look like that fortress from Laputa."}
+{"text":"I always figured them to be duelists/assassins, but it could be psychological warfare, or anything, really. Unrelated New map, as well as batrep this evening."}
+{"text":"That fortress from Laputa It's called Tedis. Do with this useful information whatever you please."}
+{"text":"ITT we post pics of a LGS from your town and let others rate the vibe"}
+{"text":"AI"}
+{"text":"oh hey thats my FLGS. We've probably crossed paths before."}
+{"text":"Gotta remember that Google is first and foremost an advertising company. Businesses on maps are tagged with products they carry more than what type of business they are, so \"Warhammer\" or \"Magic The Gathering\" will return more complete results than \"tabletop game store\""}
+{"text":"FACE MASKS REQUIRED AT ALL TIMES Good lord"}
+{"text":"Naaah. It’s more me and my mixed granddaughter from my single parent daughter"}
+{"text":"It can’t just be about the money because during the TSR era they shoved all the artists like Brom into one room and made them work for peanuts."}
+{"text":"3e onward"}
+{"text":"What about 2e art? I assume you posted 3e art since everyone is wearing leather and sepia colored."}
+{"text":"It's all the straps and flaps and ropes and sashses and dangling accessories and the way that every character he draws is carrying no less than 2 dozen knives at a time. He's competent, but at the same time, he's got fucking awful design sensibilities."}
+{"text":"I can put the same piece and change the reception here just by changing the \"year it came out\""}
+{"text":"I blame every single picture inside a D&D book needing to be a full color painting these days. So they get the bare minimum work needed for them to be passable before an artist needs to move on to the next one. There's no more sketches or black and white drawings for anything anymore."}
+{"text":"Have they used any AusNZ or Indian themed stuff in the PanOceania roster? I've just noticed the nordic themed one. So Europe collapsed but not as badly as the USA so there are some remnants?"}
+{"text":"AusNZ Bolts Indian Akalis, Bagh Mari, Bipandra"}
+{"text":"So Europe collapsed but not as badly as the USA so there are some remnants? Yes. IIRC the EU crashed during a severe economic crisis after the first wormhole expedition failed, while the US desperately tried to save itself from said crisis (and possibly a civil war or Chinese invasion? Not sure here) and deployed a nanotech WMD, which proceeded to turn half its territory into an uninhabitable wasteland."}
+{"text":"I've read that the NA2 armies were designed in part as \"bridges\" between different armies, ways to play with models of multiple factions as you're buying in over time before you have two full armies. Do they really succeed at this objective? On a model level, in some it seems like you'd want to get their special character models more, on a painting level you'd need to have compatible schemes and basing between the armies so they don't clash visually. Are they halfway points in any meaningful sense on a gameplay level, or are they more their own little things?"}
+{"text":"Europe didn't as much as collapse as did become less relevant. Yu Jing started to gobble up most of Asia, PanO was Oceania+Philippines+Latam, even Africa started to flex its muscle in places like Nigeria."}
+{"text":"It's Da PDF Share Thread! Get ready to stuff your hard drive like it's 2025! STEP 0: <----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF. PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING. It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know. STEP 1: Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing. STEP 2: Request, share, stay awesome! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I am humbly requesting the 40k 9th ed chaos daemons codex, I'm tyring to track down a full art/lore piece"}
+{"text":"I hate always being That Guy but when you ask for the same product for seven threads straight and nobody gives it to you, that's when you either give up or buy the product."}
+{"text":"This Also, I have always believed that a LOT of the people who use these threads think that a) anyone who has purchased a given PDF owes them a copy, and/or b) that these are all just free somehow, and that no-one actually ever buys them really."}
+{"text":"I use old requests I'm pretty sure no one has to wait the gatcha out and bump the thread the rare time it goes a couple days without posts. If no one has them no biggie, if someone has it maybe a third party will enjoy it too. Where is the harm? Are you cringing imagining someone screaming and throwing a tantrum when you read a post that is just 2 words and a title? I'd rather see some repeated request than meta posts discussing the thread."}
+{"text":"<--"}
+{"text":"So context. I used to DM for my friends a while back but I've been struggling with creating a game I'm happy running for a few years now. It's not the end of the world, we do TCGs instead but part of me wants to get back into running tabletop games. So I started DMing with DnD 5e but for my own reasons I stopped running the system. The only other system I'm really confident running is Mutants and Masterminds 3e. Lately I've been seeing videos from some of the old school types talking about the nature of dungeons, and I've also been reading Dungeon Meshi, and I've had the itch to try making a mega dungeon for a game. Thing is, I don't wanna run 5e, I'm not confident trying to run an older version of the game, I don't have access to the books for OSR. What I do have is Mutants and Masterminds. So my friend and I were talking about this, and he suggested exploring the idea of running a dungeon crawl in M&M. Now to me that sounds a bit absurd, they're so tonally dissonant I can't really imagine it, so I thought I'd bring it to you guys. If your GM came up to you and said \"I'm running a dungeon crawl in M&M\", what would your thoughts be? Does it sounds a good idea? How would you do it? What would you emphasise, what would you ignore? Thanks in advance /tg/, I hope with your advice I can get myself out of this nogame slump I've been in"}
+{"text":"I really feel like David Jason was an odd choice for Rincewind. In my mind Rincewind was maybe a middle aged guy at most, if not a similar age to Ponder Stibbons (who definitely fills in a university-aged role)."}
+{"text":"When I read the title I thought it was about some bizarre gimmick homebrew using M&Ms for skill checks rather than dice. Like I dunno, choose number of colors equal to your stat then draw a candy from the M&M bag, if it's one of the colors you've chosen you pass the check. Or take two M&Ms and squeeze them together, the one that cracks first loses. So your M&M pool is equal to your stat and you have to use it to beat the DM's pool which is determined by check difficulty or enemy stats during opposed \"rolls\", and the first one to get all their M&Ms cracked this way loses. Now I'm disappointed."}
+{"text":"I don't have access to the books for OSR All Basic Fantasy RPG books are free for download on the official website + an online SRD OSE has a free online SRD as well as a free PDF for basic level play (up to lvl 3) OSRIC has a free of charge PHB Gold and Glory pdfs are PWYW White Box pdf is PWYW there is literally no excuse just say you don't want to"}
+{"text":"worlds without number free version is basically the entire book"}
+{"text":"There's absolutely zero reason why it shouldn't work."}
+{"text":"Thread #02 Lean Winter on the Tundra Previous Thread: Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. Rules: We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest. This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra. Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory. Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation. /un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter. Spoiler any OOC discussion. Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads."}
+{"text":"I return with another monster folklore inquiry for you all. Giants. Nearly every, if not every culture I am aware of has some sort of Giant myth. How closely they resemble humans is... variable. Though they show a concerning throughline of eating human beings for food. Another interesting and perhaps validating bit of mythology is the common trait of red hair. Now, one must note this is hardly exclusive, but it very curiously appears in native North American, specifically the United States and Canada primarily, folklore. Despite those peoples not having red hair. Tales of red-headed cannibal giants were as far afield as modern-day California, meaning that this could not simply be a game of telephone concerning Leif Erikson's ill-fated Vinland colony. What do you believe the truth to be concerning giants, historical and current? For while I would believe their size, dietary habits, and seeming lack of supernatural powers beyond impossible stature and strength to all but demand their extinction, there are claims of their existence as recent as 2002, during the United States occupation of Afghanistan. A picture depicting which I have used for the attached image. holy shit there is so much AI generated Giant/Nephilim art. Relative to the other monsters it was shocking."}
+{"text":"I'd leave enchanced interrogation for all the freaks out there, God knows most of them deserve it. I wouldn't approach someone with an offer to join us without watching them for a while, seeing how they're conducting themselves, who they meet, who they know, looking into their past and stuff like that. It gives you a good idea of what kind of person they are and helps with avoiding unwanted guests. Once that's done you'd reveal yourself to the target, making sure they think it's only you. You tell them how it is and see if they're willing to come with you. Proper security is key to staying around and continuing the fight. I'm no seasoned mentor, it ain't easy. I'm the one responsible for making sure my trainee doesn't get killed in the near future while also having to keep a close eye on them. There's a couple of things I still need to look into. Training rookies is a noble thing and I'm glad someone is out there doing that. Still, we need to remember that not everyone has the makings of a worthy hunter. Sometimes your fellow man can be the worst enemy you'll ever face."}
+{"text":"I'd reckon that there might be a handful of them hiding out in the middle of nowhere backwaters like the aforementioned Afghanistan. If they really were engaging cannibalism, what we did to them was deserved. I'd be curious to know more specifics. Are they really just big, hungry people? If so why eat us, there's better meat a giant'd have an easier time getting. When someone's world comes crashing down, I can't see them taking being shadowed well. Hard to build the sort of trust hunters need that way, you're liable to get shot out of justified paranoia. Maybe you and I live in places with very different cultures, but the Morpheus routine would just cause distrust among people around where I live. Make no mistake, I'm not dropping my guard around random people. Not enough caution will get you killed. Too much caution keeps us divided and unable to tackle the big problems. We really need that numbers advantage. My lineage has long prided itself with being a sort of \"go-between\" for local hunters. Not just recruiting new people but serving as a well-established neutral party for hunters that have, shall we say, differences in philosophies."}
+{"text":"Traitors."}
+{"text":"Honestly? No clue, don't recall finding anything int he archive about them and that would mean that they either were already rare or close to becoming extinct. There could have been more more information about them somewhere but I'm sure they'd never give me the permission to freely browse those records. Perhaps they're a different offshoot of human? Difference in methodologies I guess. Each one of us has some liberty in how we go about recruiting. I take security very seriously and I'm not going to induct someone unless I'm 100% sure. My lineage has long prided itself with being a sort of \"go-between\" for local hunters. Not just recruiting new people but serving as a well-established neutral party Despite us probably having drastically different views on how to do things I still appreciate it. We need more groups like that, filling in the gaps we can't."}
+{"text":"designed to be the \"40k killer\" slips into obscurity shortly after release What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"my guess is that rackham is a small french company that got quickly stomped by the british juggernaut that GW grown up to be by the early 2000s. did they design this game in the late 80s when tabletop gaming was at its infancy they might've had a shot. but the faggots at Nottingham would do anything to stay top dog. i don't know if they would send pinkertons to harass competition like WotC but i think they would use any possible legal tool to snuff them out."}
+{"text":"AT-43 was literally 20 years ago, the wargaming landscape was completely different. No social media (besides a bunch of scattered and disconnected forums), no kickstarter, no real way to soft launch a new game/setting and slowly build up hype as a small indie company. All they could, and did do, was hard launch the game at a bunch of trade shows and hope for the best. Then they quickly ran out of money because they overestimated how much 2007 people would care about a wargame where the hobby part is taken out and it died. Bit of a shame because the main 3 factions in the setting + the gorillas were absolutely peak aesthetics wise (you can tell they contracted a bunch of GW artists in their prime lol) and the rules were really forward thinking at a time when old school warhammery shit like IGYG and real LoS were still pretty much standard."}
+{"text":"Is this the one with the stupid looking gorillas?"}
+{"text":"designed for be “40k killer” this is exactly the problem. people want innovation, not copycat bullshit"}
+{"text":"people want innovation Demonstrably false. If the product is cheap they want the same product, unchanged, forever. If the product is premium they want the same product but with lower quality and a higher price tag each year."}
+{"text":"What does your character do during adventure downtime? Do they have a side job or something?"}
+{"text":"I can't see this bitch adventuring anywhere."}
+{"text":"survivor's guilt depressed monk with inferiority complex so training, constantly training, like climbing towers and lighthouses or even nearby mountains and cliffs, swimming on rapid waters, etc. Because he never is good enough and his incompetence cost the life of people he held dear"}
+{"text":"she clearly just plays at taverns"}
+{"text":"Then she's not a PC during downtime and irrelevant to the discussion."}
+{"text":"Why did the Emperor name two of his legions \"Wolves\" There's so many animals and nouns, there's no excuse for that. He's dumb. The Emperor's dumb."}
+{"text":"And two with \"Guard\" in their name. And one with \"Fists\" and one with \"Hands\"."}
+{"text":"The two missing legions also probably had an overlapping name with either the other eighteen, or even each other. The Ultrawhites and the Thousand Bloods"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Thousand Whites the last of the Nordic ubermenschen left in the galaxy, doomed to a tragic fate out of hubris This is surprisingly fitting."}
+{"text":"Thousand Scars and the Ironbloods First was a little too into ritualistic self-mutilation, and tge second built a loli robot overlord they tried to rebel against humanity and brute force the creation of a goddess with"}
+{"text":"im not painting stuff in the picture, that is just statues and i collect them what im considering is buying like mordor host or something, i want to paint orc army basically also in theory gw has all paints and accessories i need to paint their products right? bas i want them to look like this"}
+{"text":"GW's paints are the most accessible and it's fine getting paints from them if you don't want to look elsewhere. The tools from GW are complete shit. Get your knife and blade from Olfa, number 11 scalpel blade for more pointy tip, get your cutter/nipper from God Hand or Mr Hobby, plastic glue from Tamiya. Paint brushes : GW paint brushes are overpriced, go to your local store and find one, or do some research for one, Or just buy from GW. I used Mr Hobby brushes for the tiny fine tip. Also get a wax brush cleaner, mostly for your most expensive brush to keep its fine tip. And learn how to make wet palette, tutorial everywhere."}
+{"text":"Also there're the normal plastic glue, these are actually toxic ALL plastic glues are toxic (Tamiya Extra Thin explicitly is), being basically solvents. Not to the point of full hazmat/NBC gear needed, but you should really ventilate your room after a gluing session and don't keep glues* and freshly-glued minis in your bedroom. * (glues can and will develop tiny leaks; again, nothing lethal, but you don't want any amount of solvent fumes where you sleep)"}
+{"text":"Wow! Radical! What a great consumer you are, Anon! I'll gove this one (you), good sir, that's one updoot for us 4channeranians"}
+{"text":"Begging for a re-u0"}
+{"text":"I wish I understood this reference."}
+{"text":"I'm gonna say it. I like how there's a bunch of viable TS builds compared to the garbage CS cope decks other than Hudie."}
+{"text":"Central City Abyss City Jupitermon.dek I'm hoping the other areas like Vulcanus and Bacchus get fun decks too. Though I am curious how they will approach the Bearmon Brothers. Will that be two separate cards or one card with both of them on it?"}
+{"text":"Digimon World 2"}
+{"text":"CS didn't try to introduce that many decks It was really just Ami, Hudie and Eaters (plus pauper shit in Flame and Zaxon). Just about everything else was support for existing decks that could also be used in CS. Barely anything in TS can be used in those Digimon's normal decks."}
+{"text":"Make girlfailure = tranny, self inserter, fetishist Make girlwinner = powerfag, wanker, also a fetishist How do you win? Make whatever you want, be free of the ZFJ theorem"}
+{"text":"Make whatever you want, be free of the ZFJ theorem I do this but all of my builds end up ZFJs anyway"}
+{"text":"Choose for me, dice gods: 1. Brainstorm and actually start my next JITE writefag 2. Write a kaiju writefag or make a tier maker"}
+{"text":"Rolled 1 (1d2) fUCKING KILL ME I'M SO RETARDED"}
+{"text":"Ash's Pikachu is male, but that episode still happened. Pickachu is possessive and petty sometimes, especially in the early seasons. In fact you could say that Pikachu has more character growth than ash as he actually gets more mature and serious as the seasons progress, but I don't think that's on purpouse and it's just a side effect of wanting to make him cuter and pure good. I'm pretty sure that was't a thing yet by the time the anime started. Gender differences were a 3rd gen thing."}
+{"text":"If you have a question about trahdishunal gaymes that does not warrant its own thread, please ask it here."}
+{"text":"Legally Depends on the setting's legal framework. biologically? No."}
+{"text":"How many games can really be solved by a villainess just having her ass slapped?"}
+{"text":"Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread Why do so many GM advice threads and vids seemingly completely ignore the overwhelming importance of soft skills? It's amazing to me that so much energy and time is spent on rules and prep, when the sole deciding factor about your table's success is whether your players like you. If you're charismatic, funny, kind, warm, friendly, polite, quick-witted, well-spoken, and curious then it is likely that people will have fun and enjoy spending time at your table. Anecdotally, every single time I have left a campaign it has been because of interpersonal issues, and/or issues with the GMs soft skills. It has never been about their mastery of the game or even their application of the rules. One specific example concerns a GM whose fucking annoying and grating vocalized speech pauses were so painful. \"Uhh, ehhm, err,\" all the fucking time. I'm not saying you need to be some superhuman model-slash-TED-presenter, but it's so important to mind what you say (and how you say it), and treat people well. That's how you will find a long-term group."}
+{"text":"The same reason they often overlook management skills, people don't really ask about them or they just don't know much about them. Being able to schedule, prevent conflict, set boundaries and figure out what everyone is interested in doing is going to be incredibly beneficial. These skills will be useful in all areas of life but they can make or break having a great time with a functional group of people that show up on time. Most people barely know what \"conflict\" means and can't spot it until its already escalated."}
+{"text":"Because the hobby is full of nerds and tards with no social skills. Most of them can't even identify the problem, and most of the rest have no useful skills to share. And even the few left are rarely able to describe how someone can improve."}
+{"text":"the next BBEG in your campaign is a coomer that goes around kidnapping and mind controlling women for his harem, and literally that’s it. Does your party even care? Does your setting/game system even care? Assume that the BBEG is an adequate challenge and difficulty for your setting and party (whether it’s Exalted or DND or Rogue Trader or whatever, and the villain is always the right difficulty level for your party whether you’re lvl 1 or lvl 20 or a weenie or a Solar, the scale is perfect). Basically is this guy a problem you and your crew would want to fix in whatever game you’re playing. If he isn’t, what would it take to make him be a problem? A bigger bounty or reward? A personal friend that got turned into a harem slave?"}
+{"text":"Slop goes in the slop general, slopcuckee"}
+{"text":"Agreed, death to slavers"}
+{"text":"Well obviously, OP has too many pictures with a similar aesthetic line. They’re all from the same prompt. t. OP"}
+{"text":"Mind control is evil Rape is evil Kidnapping is evil How hard is this to understand, OP?"}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the magnificat. That grand new primaris organ which not only enhanced standard space marines, but conveniently corrected that rather irritating compatibility flaw they once suffered from. Cope however you like. After the femstodes precedent, this outcome is inevitable and you know it."}
+{"text":"all this to appease some sick freak's sexual fetish art commission addiction of putting a two foot wiener on a muscular woman's body and have it be canon"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"but femstodes actually make them stand out when normies thought they were 'gold space marines' The kind of 'tard who thinks this isn't playing the game and certainly not buying models so why cater to them? This is where could just end though. 40k died at 8th ed or Gathering Storms, everything past that is just zombie-slop 40k"}
+{"text":"woke Go back to sleep, sheep."}
+{"text":"zombie-slop"}
+{"text":"Time to talk about weird monsters again. As usual, any rants about Bog will be treated as bait unless you have actual proof."}
+{"text":"Bogleech buckbroke him so hard he bought the book, possibly even the more expensive hardcover On a scale of 1 to 10 how raped"}
+{"text":"Do you have any evidence of 'bobi' harrassing bog?"}
+{"text":"The scrap monster series has some pretty cool ideas. also hehe funni number Enormous Bioconstruct, Brawn 13/Brain 3, Scan 32 Mouth: Get In My Belly!: [ENGULF +3d10] [APPEND eroding: chemical] [DRAIN] [TRAMPLE] E6 Tongue: Sticky Lasso*: [INFLICT +1d10 numb] [SHUNT towards] [CLING] E4 Guts: Chuck-Up: [DAMAGE +2d10 kinetic, chemical] [SPOUT] [REACH +1] E6 Legs: Run Like The Wind: [MOVE land] [DASH +2] E4 Quirk: “Dine-And-Dasher” *this INFLICT only remains as long as the grapple is sustained"}
+{"text":"Neat build, I imagine if you modified it you could create a real good kidnapping monster for creatures you want to study"}
+{"text":"Thread #008 A Storytelling Game of Personal and Collective Horror Edition Welcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread Previous Thread Brief rules We have no story teller, we are acephali Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight all OOC discussion should be spoilered THREAD QUESTION Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"how old specifically are you? -Kakophoni"}
+{"text":"Holy shit, finally somewhere to vent. Giovanni here, the family ain't important right now. I've probably gotten tossed into the worst job anyone can ask for. You know that old myth, the Jersey Devil? Well, not only is he real, he's also probably the biggest douchebag on the East Coast. These days he's going by the name Jadie, maybe you've stumbled onto one of his videos where he's talking about masculinity or a casino or some shit. Usually when it's night i'm the guy behind the camera. In fact, i've been working with the guy for about a year, and he still refuses to call me anything besides \"The Night Guy.\" Anyway, my main job is to manage the dozens of websites and social media accounts he has to his name, make sure I get all the pretty little angles on his inbred-looking, spray-tanned face, and try to fix the spaghetti code so that the sites don't fall apart. And of course all the while i'm forced to listen to the most dead-brained lectures on whatever topic has gotten his attention. I tell you, i've heard malkavians on crack talk less than this guy. Sure there's the occasional day where he's taking a \"pupil\" down to the casino where i'm left alone, and there's a minifridge here stocked with blood packs, but Caine almighty, every time he opens his mouth I can feel myself slipping. If I were to give you some advice, don't learn how to use a computer. Or at the very least, don't let it be known to the old farts that you know. Then again, it could also be the fact they sent me here as a lesson for not killing a guy immediately, even though I had a hunch he had important information to give, AND I WAS RIGHT, \"\"\"DAD.\"\"\" If you ever find yourself in Atlantic City (Even though I don't recommend it at all,) if you have a young ghoul that you want to donate i'd really appreciate it. I've had so many sad old men for dinner that my breath smells like whiskey, moth balls, and despair."}
+{"text":"A little over two centuries."}
+{"text":"I should introduce you to Scholar[I'm borrowing his account] Scholar's practically ancient in comparison but I do think you two would get along.-Kakophoni"}
+{"text":"You're a very well mannered Tzimisce How do you respond"}
+{"text":"Also its the East so everything is more fertile"}
+{"text":"Vertical farming is pretty good when you have hanging vines producing nuts and fruit, and a huge population of better-than-peasant slaves that never rebel and don't need to be paid. Also, anytime one of those huge skyscraper-like trees falls over it suddenly becomes exceptional farmland, since the terms of the Fae deal is 'climb a tree to be safe'. They don't get the sunlight for rice, which is farmed in the canopies instead, but moss and mushroom farming does work. There's a reason the main staple foods are vine-nuts and edible moss."}
+{"text":"I feel like an easier solution is that the temple small god gets a percentage of all worship made in the temple"}
+{"text":"That's... not how it works. If it worked like that it'd be used. You can't siphon off someone's prayer by having it happen in your temple, or the prayer in Whitewall would go to the Unconquered Sun and the schizophrenic response from his secretaries would see it smote from the Creation. The 2e Temple Manse power definitely didn't do it. It's the veneration and prayer, and the resources dedicated towards that veneration that matters."}
+{"text":"It isn't uncommon IRL polytheistic religions, for small deities to be worshipped alongside major ones."}
+{"text":"How do players in your groups, including yourselves if you play rather than GM, react to authority figures in your games? Are they happy to play along and do what they're told, or do you find that they try to rebel against whoever's in charge of them at any opportunity? Traditional Games? This is a thread about how players react to authority figures in tabletop roleplaying games, a type of traditional game. You first. When STing Vampire the Masquerade for my group (last session was about a month ago, we went on hiatus for Christmas) I find that they really chafe whenever the Prince demands anything of them and they are almost more interested in dismantling the local Camarilla so that they no longer need to follow orders than they are in the jobs that the Prince gives them. What system? In my case, the system is Vampire the Masquerade 20th Anniversary, but the question is system neutral. What setting? In my case, the setting is the World of Darkness, but the question is setting neutral. Post this in a general. This is a generic topic without any focus on any specific system or setting that has a general, therefore I do not think that there is an appropriate general for this thread."}
+{"text":"Noone Of course the threadshitter is Indian."}
+{"text":"Nobody is under any obligation to give OP (You)s just because he posted a thread. I agree, and I felt no obligation while I was posting an answer. Why then should anyone reply to this thread? Should is not the right word to use in my answer to that question as that implies obligation which we have agreed they are not under. They can post if they want to post, not post if they don't want to post. I wanted to, I did, that's all."}
+{"text":"If they are questgivers and are polite, all is good If they stand between the party and whatever they're after, they're just obstacles No anarchists at my table, pure law of the jungle mode"}
+{"text":"Making a thread heavily implies an expectation to receive responses to the thread's topic, an inherent belief of cause and effect you can't refute. So what entitles OP to receiving the replies he clearly thinks he should get? Straight answer, or fuck off."}
+{"text":"How often do they go unga bunga on the bartenders?"}
+{"text":"That's how the story of JJK plays out"}
+{"text":"Does Jumper even need to wage war? Can they just overpower governments in a moment?"}
+{"text":"That is one caked up lich."}
+{"text":"Can we just let this thread die?"}
+{"text":"Gohanposter's rants got deleted KEK"}
+{"text":"Bear with me for a moment What is the POINT of buying D&D? Like, what are you paying for? The amazing setting of Dragonlance (and other D&D settings) that you gain access to! No, most people just run their own setting. The dev playtesting which means player classes and enemies have already been balanced and you don't need to No, its really bad actually. The unique ideas unlike every other fantasy setting Its a generic fantasy kitchen sink, if you really want a beholder you can just use it \"illegally\" in your game. THE DICE Not part of the purchase Is it just me or you're actually, genuinely buying NOTHING?"}
+{"text":"doesn't know what a heartbreaker is"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone out there is weighting their options and choosing DnD over other games. It's all turbo normoids who got introduced to the hobby via Critical Role or Stranger Things in the last 10 years and think DnD is the only TTRPG that exists."}
+{"text":"Not him but he's right. There's a lot of zero effort hurdles many people can't get over. Like pirating easily available pdfs, watching a movie with subtitles, or figuring out people have different experiences than you do. Its baffling."}
+{"text":"No, most people just run their own setting. Do you have a single fact to back this up?"}
+{"text":"(no defunct stat) no now*"}
+{"text":"I -do- do other things you know. Unlike yourself, you weird unpleasant little no-lifer freak. I mean, I'm still waiting for evidence that you do -anything- at all. Besides act like a fucking redditor."}
+{"text":"Here's a quick example of how equilibrium works. In picrel, it's P1's turn (bottom player). P2's cards have been inverted so you can see them without rotating the image. P1 has Air and Water elements on their Avatar. P2 has Water and Earth elements on their Avatar. It's doesn't really matter exactly how they got those elements at this point. This is just to show how the exchange works."}
+{"text":"btw, the previous image had P2's Avatar in the wrong zone, it is corrected in picrel. It's P1's turn. They are in the combat phase. They first Directly Influence P2's \"Palantir\" with their \"In Minecraft\", to do 2 damage to it. Now it is weak enough to finish it off with P1's Entity combat in 1 hit, and so P1 follows up with \"Chudly's\" Direct Influence, Archiving \"Palantir\" via combat."}
+{"text":"Because P1 removed P2's Structure (Earth element) via combat: P2 \"loses\" the Earth element on their Avatar, and adds the card occupying the Earth element zone on their Avatar to their Hand (P2 regresses in win condition, but advances in card advantage). P1 then adds the top card of their deck to the Earth element zone on their Avatar. P1 advances in win condition, but not card advantage. P2 now has 1/4 elements needed to win. P1 now has 3/4 elements needed to win. There was a net transfer of +1 to P1 and -1 to P2."}
+{"text":"He is basically the antichrist."}
+{"text":"Name me a religion that does not cover the afterlife. The statement you made that I disagreed with was \"every religion devotes a huge chunk of its scriptures\" to the afterlife, not \"every religion includes an afterlife\"."}
+{"text":"The post proves you don’t know what you’re talking about And yet saying this doesn't make it so. It’s not nonsense the point is you shed your body and your spirit remains until you are reunited with it in the resurrection. Which is a nonsensical idea only a fevered jewish mind would come up with. the afterlife is important in most proselytizing religions as each offers away to salvation. I'm not sure these are the truisms you seem to present them as, but it doesn't relate to my point at all anyway. Death is a key component to all religions Never said it wasn't. I said that dying itself is not particularly emphasized in christianity (compared to other worldviews it outcompeted, such as Greco-Roman stoicism or say, Germanic polytheism), since the afterlife is the most important thing."}
+{"text":"Christianity is literally an explicitly semitic religion. Read Paul before ever posting again."}
+{"text":"being daft on purpose and ignoring uncomfortable proof of being completely wrong 2: electric boogaloo yawn. for someone who claims to be anti-someone you sure argue like one"}
+{"text":"Read Paul. Ask a priest. It's that simple. kthxbye"}
+{"text":"Rogue One has the feel of a slightly-forgettable 40s/50s WW2 film, like Anzio. You need to have a high enough test to enjoy mindless action for 2 hours."}
+{"text":"based, give us a quick rundown of scenarios they faced in the tower?"}
+{"text":"Sure thing, it was initially planned to be short but the Edge of the Empire Obligation system proved otherwise Initial Premise The party has had a personal vendetta against the Pykes for a long time. A capo runs Tarlana Tower, a massive city-within-a-city in the Corporate Sector. Infiltrate the tower, cause chaos and kill the Capo. The party's corporate ally would spin it as \"gang on gang violence\" and use it to ban the Pykes from the CSA First Challenge: Gain Entry Credentials Pyke affiliated mercenaries frequent the Nexus Nightclub, get those credentials! <Obligation roll> Party leader has to kidnap a mysterious scientist also at this club for his separatist enclave. Group manages to steal the keycard and kidnap the scientist, but a string of bad rolls caused a three way firefight in the club that left it in flames. Second Challenge: Make it to the top of the tower The place is a total maze with four distinct \"levels\". The first is a massive undercity, the second a more refined middle class area, the third an industrial district, the fourth the Pyke holding. Party split up, half went to make allies with local gangsters on level 1, the second went to recon level 2. <Obligation roll> Clone trooper's obsession with Order 66 and Republic Remnants. A rogue Jedi was spotted bombing a corporate office and fled to the tower! The party got some gangsters on their side, but the recon team got jedi mind tricked into serving the Jedi as both enforcers and hostages (pic related). Huge inter party combat with dozens of gangsters, hired guns and Jedi cultists fighting each other. A long running party NPC dies in the combat, but the party manages to reunify. They lick their wounds and go to hunt down the jedi The Dark Jedi Guy is totally nuts after Order 66 and is holding the entire tower hostage with some well placed explosives. He wants all authorities off his back. The crew wants revenge, so they placate him for a while before they defuse all the bombs. Until..."}
+{"text":"<Obligation roll> The party's politico's past crime family has returned as allies to the Pykes! The group again splits apart, the droids and force sensitive stay behind with the Jedi while the weak minded go to deal with the family. In a bizarre twist of events (and fantastic rolls) the Politico convinces the head of the family (his ex-wife) to step down and live free. The rest of the family doesn't like that and takes them both hostage. However the group convinced the Jedi to help them in exchange for the force sensitive- <Obligation roll> The sentient droid commander has gone schizo and tries killing the Jedi immediately. Leads to a small confrontation where the group works with the Jedi to take down the commander. They manage to fix relations and get things back on track They slaughter the family enforcers and double cross the Jedi just as enemy reinforcements arrive. It's a crazy battle and many are close to death, but they get away to once again lick their wounds. Third Challenge: Clear the Industrial District Also the security hub of the tower, there are many Pykes here and the crew are low on NPC allies. <Obligation roll> One of the sentient droids is being hunted by the ISB to maintain \"Organic Security\" over droid sentience. He avoids a honeypot operation and the group manage to kill the Pykes in a series of ambushes and disable the Tower's reactor. Final Challenge: The final floor They ambush the disorganized Pyke resistance (which included a tank) and make their way through the absolute chaos before finding the Pyke Capo. They execute her in a classic gunline, steal her stuff and get away before Corporate Security can tie anything to them."}
+{"text":"I needed a tower raid for my act one boss. Stolen almost entirely."}
+{"text":"Budget version at R Lmao."}
+{"text":"Like anon said, it might be just in case the RR version gets hit because it goes +1 for free and is very searchable while being required for these decks to function"}
+{"text":"I've been having a very hard time finding wallpapers, specifically phone wallpapers of vanguard that aren't just characters from the anime. Been trimming trying to find one of Barv for one. Among others"}
+{"text":"Hmmmmm, obviously a Fantome but based off who exactly? Nao doesn't even have a sister did the mist actually create a brand new person from nothing? Very well could be. Blang got a lot more support than the anime made it look"}
+{"text":"I don't mind it that much, some of the guys I know are losing their minds over this but the draw in case of whiff is a relatively small upside if you want to poorfag a Fantome deck. I'd prefer this to just having a RR version like the Masque situation."}
+{"text":"Magic and pokemon won"}
+{"text":"Magic is fucking dead what are you talking about."}
+{"text":"pokemon was popular when i was a wee lad"}
+{"text":"Scalpers won. The only popular card games have speculation on pieces of cardboard. Id say only 1 in 10 actually plays the card game they buy now."}
+{"text":"This. Magic and Pokemon is entirely just a cardboard stock market where the card game imaginary and the card value is made up."}
+{"text":"Pokemon is barely even 1 in 1000 and they don’t pretend otherwise."}
+{"text":"Did you know that in 1999 Dan Abnett did a comic that was basically a wholesale rip-off of 40k except the main character was this vampire lady that he had all the other characters constantly talk about how sexy she was. It had a feudal space Catholic empire that oppressed mutants, and even had elite warriors with implanted organs and cybernetics using weapons called bolters. Later Dan Abnett had the MC tame a bolter warrior with her vampire pussy."}
+{"text":"Oh man I had completely forgotten Glimmer Rats. Yeah, that was just IG dudes going into the Warp right?"}
+{"text":"Wait, Glimmer Rats was Gordon Rennie not Dan Abnett."}
+{"text":"His Moriarty/Moran short stories are my favourite Holmes fiction Didn't know he did any Holmes stories! Thanks, anon, I'll check them out!"}
+{"text":"either you are fucking retarded, or simply baiting. Either way, I wish you a very unpleasant retrograde ejaculation"}
+{"text":"Abnett also wrote some Judge Dredd comics for AD2000 that were very obviously just 40k stories with some names changed (40k and Dredd already share a lot of DNA, but when you go from the normal Dredd plotlines to not!Space Marines fighting rebellious colonists in space it's pretty obvious the whole thing started as a rejected 40k comic plot)."}
+{"text":"What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time"}
+{"text":"It’s interesting how rape is seen as edgier than murder. Must have something to do with the humiliation factor."}
+{"text":"there's no reason to believe either of those wasn't Homelander though"}
+{"text":"muh racist magic armors muh bad simulationist rules for rape not really"}
+{"text":"It wasn't always the case. Rape literally just means theft, which should tell you exactly what it used to be seem as. It's probably just because of misandrist feminism: statistically speaking, murder is a crime against men, rape is a crime against women."}
+{"text":"*seen as"}
+{"text":"Eh, I can understand why they don't want to dip their toes into current day conspiracy bullshit, it seems a lot less fuckin' fun than it did in the early days There's been a bunch of antivaxx scenarios in the shotgun contest the last few years, and you aren't wrong, they are mostly depressing and not fun or pulpy at all. maybe relate it to your favorite deity who knows Yeah put Nyarlathotep as the scooby doo villain of yet another scenario, great idea."}
+{"text":"future/perfect is a really good vertical slice of Detwiller \"I see you have tried to interact with the scenario, have some instadeath.\""}
+{"text":"Can someone please confirm if I understand the Call of Cthulhu 7e rules for Full Auto fire correctly? Investigator has a uses a 1D10+2 damage Tommy gun with a 50-bullet drum barrel. Has a Firearms (SMG) skill of 75% so they fire 7 bullets per volley. Apparently you can fire as many volleys as you want as long as the weapon has ammo. 1st volley: Rolls attack. Hits, so half the bullets hit (rounded down) dealing 3D10+6 damage. Remaining bullets: 43 2nd volley: Rolls attack with a penalty die. Hits and deals 3D10+6 damage again. Remaining bullets: 36 3rd volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice. Misses this time, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 29 4th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring a hard success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 15 5th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring an extreme success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 8 6th volley: Rolls attack with two penalty dice and requiring a critical success to hit. Misses again, so zero damage but still used 7 ammo: Remaining bullets: 1 The player cannot fire any more volleys because it has become impossible to hit, so they end their turn. Is this correct? Aside from the facts that armor is applied to each damage roll separately, and if the Investigator wants to switch targets between volleys they have to pay 1 bullet/yard in wasted ammo. Also, obviously they'd probably stop firing after the second/third volley because the chance to hit just becomes abysmal."}
+{"text":"But what IS an example of the standard KiY scenario all the rest are based on? Pls Respond"}
+{"text":"Bit of an out there question, can anyone think of an interesting way to build a tramway, or at least tramway heavy, chase sequence in Call of Cthulhu. It's an idea I came up with during our last session and I can't help but feel it could be really fun if done well."}
+{"text":"We're all mongoloids here."}
+{"text":"Guardian angel Is obviously the choice. Pretend not to notice and you get to dom god for as long as you wish to Mystery box Not related by blood Ruins the whole idea really"}
+{"text":"This is /cyoag/'s endgame."}
+{"text":"Ruins the whole idea really Yep, I want super temporal powers, damn it."}
+{"text":"I like that fighters are mostly untied to big things. It's nice to have someone like that in the party just for variety"}
+{"text":"Is your experience with TTRPGs more broad, or deep? Have you played a variety of systems, or mostly focused on a single one? I'm interested in what modern /tg/ looks like in this regard. What year did you first play a TTRPG? For the purposes of this thread, we're not counting solo RPGs or one/two page games. In no particular order, list which TTRPGs you have played at least one campaign in, indicating editions if you think it matters. If you GM'd that system, put an asterisk next to it."}
+{"text":"Is your experience with TTRPGs more broad, or deep Most of my games are set in prohibition-era noir, where I invariably go deep in a broad."}
+{"text":"All the D&Ds and oWoDs (including Mind's Eye). Lots of the West End games, including a Star Wars game that's prolly the longest-running campaign I ever played. Lots of Palladium, particularly Rifts. Lots of Talislanta and Earthdawn. Amber diceless and LOGAS. A variety of old superhero games like Marvel and TMNT. Many the gurps. Without Number series. A variety of other retclones. Star Trek Adventures and the Alien RPG semi-recently. Hell, I dunno what else. I'm old and been doing this a long time. I've run pretty much all of them, too. What's the topic, though? Are we all just making mindless lists? The depth of my experience are AD&D 2e, oWoD and VtM. The breadth is mostly 90s games that no one remembers."}
+{"text":"The problem with these threads is that only people who have played more than one game post in them. All the people who have only played D&D5e (aka the vast majority or roleplaying gamers) don't bother posting. That said, All ediitons of D&D Pathfinder 2e ACKS Shadowrun 5e Vampire the masquerade 4e Log Horizon RPG Fragged Empire RPG Star Wars Saga Star Wars FFG Mercenary Air Squadron Genesys Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I forgot the asterisk, just add one next to everything except D&D5e, which I was only a player"}
+{"text":"It's interesting to see what games everyone has played and what games are fairly unique. My theory is that those who tend to be players play what they know, while those willing to GM are A. More willing to try new systems B. More likely to be able to form a group to try those novel systems."}
+{"text":"When it comes to generic game systems, where do you stand in terms of your preferences on the spectrum between \"provide detailed simulation rules for every conceivable scenario in every conceivable setting\" (e.g. GURPS, BRP) and \"provide rules abstract enough to be equally applicable to every conceivable scenario in every conceivable setting\" (e.g. Fate, Cortex)?"}
+{"text":"I don't know about Cortex, but I'd actually argue fate isn't about providing abstraction as to be applicable, it's about providing a specific kind of gameplay loop. The central mechanic in fate is the fate point economy, so a game is going to fall into the groove of \"PCs get fucked over early on either by circumstances or their own issues, then rise above it and overcome challenges.\" Savage Worlds is a similar thing, it's a generic but it's mechanics are all going to lead to a gameplay loop of door kicking action movie shenanigans."}
+{"text":"I really like a mid-weight sim universal. Unisystem, some varieties of D6, both great. Some narrative-y features (hero points, etc.) are nice, but may not suit the specific game. I didn't like Fate, but I really enjoyed Cortex (though it didn't have staying power: you need to be done within 10 sessions IMO)."}
+{"text":"I'm biased towards simulationism in general (so GURPS and BRP) but to be fair the deal breaker for me is lack of (rules) completeness. If i'm investing in a rulesystem it has to cover (or work arpund in a satisfactory and efficient way) all sorts of scenarios in a well rounded manner, otherwise it would defeat the purpose of a universal system per se. That said, to better illustrate my biases, in terms of system preference that i tested, my tastes, top down, are GURPS -> BRP -> SWADE -> FATE."}
+{"text":"Well, GURPS provides \"detailed simulation\" for many things, but that doesn't mean you have to use all that detail to get reasonable results so GURPS does light rules about as well as autistic detail desu. What I wouldn't use it for is cinematic action, for which I think Fudge is better. Maybe because it's even more customizable."}
+{"text":"GURPS is great but good luck finding anyone to play it with. I played FATE once at a convention and really liked it, bought the rulebook, but then thought 'What the hell is this?' when it started talking about things like the party agreeing on who the baddie is and the direction of the story, along with other nonsense, it felt like I'd played two different games."}
+{"text":"Let's try it again edition Previous thread: What is /awg/? A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames. The  thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games. This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures. Examples of games that qualify. A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings, Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix, Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone, Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void, Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"GM literally makes the virile giant barbarians live on a yuge fuggen benis magical realm shit"}
+{"text":"/40k/ I have sold old plastic cadians I want to mix up with stargrave scavenger stuff like the arms and rifles but managed to not find any of the sort as images online. Are the stargrave two handed rifle arms just not compatible with the previous (before current cadians) cadian torsos?"}
+{"text":"RIP in peace. Maybe someone has bought their molds and the little lads will be up for sale again elsewhere?"}
+{"text":"Its in the share thread if you know how to find it. Haven't checked it out yet, there was another anon recently who gave a breakdown of gameplay a bit back."}
+{"text":"No. In OD&D, the chance and level of spells available is simply determined by the dragon type and the dragon's Hit Dice do not affect this (e.g. a blue dragon has a 70% chance of being able to speak and those speaking dragons have a 15% chance of being able to use spells from the 1st and 2nd level). The golden dragon's description implies that dragons gain one spell per age category, but the description is arguably phrased as an exception and it may be that other dragons were not intended to operate on the same principle. Level equivalent for purposes of duration etc. is not specified. In AD&D, the rules are substantially the same; HD are still irrelevant, but spell acquisition by age category is more clearly detailed. \"Caster level\" of cast spells remains unspecified, but the natural assumption from looking at the rest of the system is that it must be driven by age rather than HD, which would make the youngest dragon's spells as powerful as the oldest's in terms of range and damage. In Moldvay Basic, talking dragons automatically cast spells, doing away with one roll; their spell access also does not vary per age category, to make things easier for the referee, no doubt. Effective level for spell purposes is again unspecified. Kek, it's just showing the 3D-embossed version of the shape and you apparently got a dud. It's the first image, though; second shape like Anon suggested."}
+{"text":"That makes sense, thank you. Especially when looking at an Ancient Red Dragon in AD&D being able to cast two 4th level spells just like a level 8 MU."}
+{"text":"What I do in practice is: I look up the spells that the dragon can cast, and assign the dragon the MU level that best matches those spells. It's usually not a perfect match, but it's close enough that it's usually unequivocal. Captcha Ah! I see now, the shape's inside colour and the background colour were the same, so it's only showing the shades."}
+{"text":"What I do in practice is: I look up the spells that the dragon can cast, and assign the dragon the MU level that best matches those spells. It's usually not a perfect match, but it's close enough that it's usually unequivocal. Yes, this is what I do too, but I didn't want to muddle the issue with Anon's actual question so I left it out and confined myself to what the rules actually say."}
+{"text":"Borderline. I think if you're uncovering a map it still sort of works but misses out on the uncertainty of your own efforts in exploration. Also could make secret rooms more obvious depending on how you're doing it."}
+{"text":"Should clerics have to take a vow of chastity?"}
+{"text":"source? I'm curious"}
+{"text":"posted 27 fucking times not able to even pretend to be actually interested in TTRPGs a single time"}
+{"text":"50 minutes later, puckeefag 18 minutes later, puckeefag 25 minutes later, puckeefag I'm noticing a pattern."}
+{"text":"Shrimply hide the posts you don't like."}
+{"text":"No one needed to know that you like buttfucking male clerics, anon."}
+{"text":"NEET / work part-time for years run multiple games and constantly have ideas for new ones become full-time wagie rapidly lose energy and enthusiasm for running games turn 30, become NEET again think that I will recover my creative drive 4 months in and I still feel like it's empty inside my mind It's like I was born with a set amount of soulful creative energy and I used it all up. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm going back to school and the local game store will actually pay you to be a DM, so I was thinking of running an open-table west marches game there but I just don't have energy or creativity to do that. I'm already running a couple of campaigns but only maybe once a month. Is this how it's gonna be for the rest of my life? How do I break out of this?"}
+{"text":"Paying a guy minimum wage to be a DM attracts people to the store who knows there'll always be a competent DM there. Getting people into your store is how you make sales"}
+{"text":"My experience with paying RPGs in stores is being treated like shit by staff because the margins they make on you are so low they'd rather not have you there, the Magic and Warhammer players are the ones they want. So it seems weird to me that they'd be paying someone to run RPGs there when they're making so little out of them to begin with."}
+{"text":"Maybe they (the store owners) are naive"}
+{"text":"You get older and your body slows down. After your 20s, the hormones that gaveyou that drive since you were a teenager are sputtering out and your brain is changing. It all becomes work, OP. Pick one thing at a time to focus on. Maybe it's your job for a while. Or your schooling. Or keeping your house clean. Don't feel pressured to do XYZ all at the same time nor to \"be creative!\" It'll come back to you. Life is really long."}
+{"text":"I was a NEET for the past 3 months and lost a gf because of it. All to let my mind recover and maybe be able to recover some of my drive and energy. It helped a little bit not much. Today is my first day of classes and it fucking hurts knowing I sacrificed everything just to be a 30 year old loser in college again. My friends are definitely good players just off topic a lot but very creative. I've been reading again. Used to hike. Probably will more when it's warmer. I still DM games on a weekly basis. It just doesn't feel the same as before. Idk how they make money off of it all. Idk how they even stay open selling soda for 2 bucks a can. That's pure profit but it's also gotta be like 10 cans sold an hour just to pay for employees let alone rent."}
+{"text":"What do you even do in a ghost rpg?"}
+{"text":"She can fly, she can blowjob and she can open objects like zippers."}
+{"text":"this would be a nice transition from my Death Row Cuties campaign"}
+{"text":"This, at lest I get to play ghost politics."}
+{"text":"you've never played wraith lol"}
+{"text":"Sounds like it's not that good then."}
+{"text":"What do you think is more poplular? A roughly translated japanese game that is barely updated or two games who are constantly updated and which get feedback from the thread and the dicords. Yes you can play all the various systems in the OP but most of the time is just a couple of plays then you look form something more concrete. You often see people asking questions about the other games but they then realise that either they get no answer or that there isn't much to do"}
+{"text":"An all-female Imperial Guard regiment of single ladies and they are all looking for a boyfriend, unfortunately they keep getting assigned to warzones with no men. Led by their long sufferring (male) Colonel Commissar"}
+{"text":"He has a girlfriend already"}
+{"text":"I'm unconvinced by Solar Auxilia. Big artillery but I missed where's the cognis signum? And it's S5 if it moves but S10 if it stands still...just what was wrong with S8? I can understand how guns can shoot more, but not harder. I suppose the Russes do so much if the heavy lifting. Wish the damn things could take sponsons."}
+{"text":"agree, the beam rule was so fucking fun. Its why i run the felblade instead its just more comfy to run."}
+{"text":"artillery command squads reduce scatter by BS value if the squad is within 18\" of the artillery thats shooting"}
+{"text":"That's nice, but they don't grant LoS like cognis signums do. Perhaps it's for the better. Wouldn't want S10 artillery to be too accurate without either paying for an allied marine specialist or risking actually LoS. I do repeat my confusion at a gun shooting stronger when it stands still though. Maybe it's a successive salvo? A double-load shot of sorts"}
+{"text":"1. Read the Liber, retard 2. Choose the cohort doctrine that lets them move 4\" while counting as stationary 3. Move units up to establish LoS for barrage"}
+{"text":"We should have a chudhammer 40k where we ignore everything after 5th edition"}
+{"text":"subordination of the individual to a pack of self appointed thieves is the core of leftist ideology I know. All that is needed is that they change masters and everything will be a okay. The governments job is not interfere with peoples private lives Liberalism is long dead, you're just rummaging around its rotten entrails."}
+{"text":"This is the dumbest post I've read all week."}
+{"text":"government must protect the ethnic group government must not interfere with people's private lives a million individuals import a million individual negroid spouses and breed with them in the privacy of their own homes wat gobernment do?"}
+{"text":"5th edition is still nuhammer, 3rd edition is the acceptable one"}
+{"text":"Those who hate “chuds” should make their own fan made and constantly updated warhammer 40k wargaming rules as downloadable pdfs. After all the ones who hate chuds so much keep saying chuds create nothing so why not properly show that their side actually makes things?"}
+{"text":"How do you design a functional and realistic social network for a court intrigue campaign?"}
+{"text":"A friend had way too many players wanting to get in a game so he decided to do a court thing. All the PCs had important positions and personal agendas. The real kicker was that only the GM knew what everybody actually wanted, so there was a very cool sense of actual paranoia. In the end, my character and his brother ended up simultaneously poisoning each other at a feast due to an argument over succession rights. Turns out we had come up with the exact same plot and thought it was too smart for anyone to figure out"}
+{"text":"Nice!"}
+{"text":"You fisrt need to play traditional games."}
+{"text":"I've played plenty. Now what?"}
+{"text":"Based uhh... *checks notes* Based Games Workshop?!"}
+{"text":"straight to fantasizing about queers Personal problem, Mister Daddy issues. Politically, I don't think it's a strongly partisan issue, it's a strongly personal issue for Trump. Some sort of bailout is reasonably likely no matter what government we have, but a Trump bailout will cost us more and preserve more bad operators, because if you give the man a few million dollars, you're his friend."}
+{"text":"I've never heard it was a *bad* company to work for Most retail employees would disagree with you, and the rules writers aren't even allowed to put their names on their work anymore so take that as you will."}
+{"text":"The whole tech right fad was so interesting because traditionally, the GOP represented old money via land ownership(mining, oil, ranching, farming etc) while the Dems represented new money through high finance, emerging industries like green energy, Silicon Valley, etc. At first I thought it was just punishment for the Dems appointing Lina Khan but now I think there's something deeper afoot. That techfags legit think they should directly rule and they'll either leave the sinking ship or just totally rebrand the GOP in their image. Since of course they don't care about 90% of the shit normie Republicans do like abortion etc."}
+{"text":"If anything it's the layers of management that could stand to be replaced by AI. Do you actually want to take orders from Chat fucking GPT?"}
+{"text":"You're the one making the choice to spend your time here."}
+{"text":"I know /tg/ had a pretty active Space Station 13 community way back in the days of yore, and now that the open-source modernized Space Station 14 is coming along nicely i was wondering if there is a SS14 /tg/ community kicking around. It would be fun to get stuck in with the old robust grey tide crowd again. Otherwise, general Space station 13/14 thread i guess."}
+{"text":"And last bump. If you're looking for me, you will find me among the stars, that is where you'll find me, up in the sky, on the Space Station 13."}
+{"text":"one day you'll get older and realize being an oldfag is embarrassing and not impressive"}
+{"text":"Imagine having a hobby. Couldn't be me."}
+{"text":"Is there a reason we have so few games with a Gothic or Victorian inspired setting but a trillion rehashes of medieval fantasy, science-fiction or some eastern setting with katanas?"}
+{"text":"Would that I had his luck."}
+{"text":"No, but the victorian aesthetics existed in the United States at the same time as cowboys. It's hard for people to conceptualize, but the Victorian era spanned from 1837-1901. For instance, the beginning of the Oregon Trails times started in the 1840s and was heavily spurred on by the gold rush. The cowboy era was post civil war (1865) to 1880s/90s. A lot of victorian styles homes were built out West, but in the cities. People have a hard time conceptualizing that rural areas in the past were a lot different than they are now. It was harder to get to them and people still traveled slower. Much slower than today. Information as well. The settings and aesthetics are so different that it's hard to imagine them happening at the same time. Looking up inventions and first usages is interesting. The first car (motorized carriage) was 1885/1886."}
+{"text":"CTRL+F: \"bloodborne\" 0 results ??? hello?"}
+{"text":"The problem with applying the term \"Victorian\" outside of the UK as anything other than a shorthand for the latter 3/4s of the 19th century is that sociocultural and geopolitical contexts are very different. For the British Empire it's more or less one unified era whereas for the USA you're covering Manifest Destiny, the Civil War and Reconstruction, the Gilded Age, and parts of the Progressive era."}
+{"text":"You might have a point if there was a Bloodborne TTRPG, but there isnt"}
+{"text":"While the new cover looks nice, I must admit I am fonder of the original cover. It felt like a dusty told time you'd find in an abbey library. If the game is becomes a huge hit, maybe you could make the old a collector's edition version."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"here's a new idea I had"}
+{"text":"I've been developing a trpg system+setting for the past eight plus years, I have the core rules fully completed at this point and over 365 pieces of mostly black and white hand drawn art, from full page pieces to doodles to fill margins. My plan is to essentially release the rules for free/paywhatuwant, then release monthly 'setting zine' style products for a low price (couple quid/dollarydoos). It's a sword and sorcery setting in a transitional late bronze age style period, the game is essentially an OSR-adjacent take on D&D. A heartbreaker. It's a heartbreaker, of course it is. I will follow this plan probably until I die or suffer some kind of spiritual breakdown and cannot continue."}
+{"text":"Post rules"}
+{"text":"Looks too breedable. Your honor, I invoke the \"literally built for sex\" clause"}
+{"text":"But this is a blue board!"}
+{"text":"I used Clip Studio, and a Cintiq 13HD drawpad. (though its really starting to show its age,)"}
+{"text":"I thought princesses came from a mommy Queen and a daddy King loving each other very much"}
+{"text":"How do I come up with cool character handles?"}
+{"text":"google for name generators"}
+{"text":"Use alliteration/rhyme schemes? I made a dude called Felix \"flickfist\" Felter. He was a real chrome junky. He had a robot hand that he could fire as a projectile/thrown weapon."}
+{"text":"This is something chatgpt is actually useful for."}
+{"text":"It's a hard skill to explain from a storytelling perspective. A good handle should be one that the local edgerunning community recognizes you for (at least until your fame goes viral) so one of your premier skills or something memorable from your first big break job (for better or for worse). Players who want to select their handle may not like this (but then again CPR seems to indicate the players start off seasoned so their handle of choice could be a part of their backstory). Now the real question is: matching handles for a crew? Preem or gonk? Having a theme could be fun but basing your rep off something as fleeting as an edgerunning crew could be disastrous. And I wonder if fixer might worry your crew has more loyalty to each other than to their gig and their eddies."}
+{"text":"Just fucking release a box of like 20 MK7 helmets. They are clearly making them."}
+{"text":"The MARS 4 is perfectly acceptable and less than $150. A curing and wash station is recommended and will run you between $70 and $150, depending on how simple you want it to be to use, and the resin is $20-30 per kilogram, which goes a long damn way when making minis."}
+{"text":"Who makes the best looking mk7 heads? Tortuga bay?"}
+{"text":"Thank you. I know is still a hobby on itself and I dont have that much time any more, so I dont know if maybe it is worth it to go for some features that save time. I have been told that nowadays lots of stuff are done just by pressing a button that befor you have to adjust, check, correct etc."}
+{"text":"Female space marine chapter or the caterpillar gets it"}
+{"text":"Change for change sake rarely works for the better. It rarely does, but managers need to make their mark to appease the board that something is being done. They subsequently can tell the shareholders that there will be exorbitant amounts of extra growth, while ignoring the customers complaints. It's all a scam."}
+{"text":"RIFTS! The science fantasy world of post-apoc cyborgs, wizards, dragons, ninjas, giant mecha, super-nazis, robot ninjas, vampires, underwater kingdoms, remnant human supertech civilizations and everything you can imagine all rolled into one setting where interdimensional RIFTS have pierced Earth's fabric and turned it into a playground for aliens and monsters! Plus other Palladium Games about superheroes, zombies, classic fantasy, supernaturals investigation and more. Talk about: RIFTS(tm) Heroes Unlimited Palladium Fantasy Beyond the Supernatural Dead Reign Robotech (lol) TMNT & Other Strangeness + After the Bomb Splicers Nightbane Savage Rifts Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Here is male Rogue Scholar"}
+{"text":"Here is the female ver. I've played the OCC. The girl from Ghost World or Velma would totally main it, no subclassing."}
+{"text":"City Rat low level."}
+{"text":"City rat high level. He just decided to get the arm replaced, figuring that he kills more people with that arm than he has wiped his ass, anyway."}
+{"text":"TWs traditionally wear bomber jackets & have death ray guns & other \"mad science\" themed magic gear."}
+{"text":"Whichever one(s) is (are) closest to you on that list. Support 'em. Salute and Partizan have always been big names although I've never managed to get to them. Joy of 6 is meant to be fun but you sound more into small-unit level, which 6mm is very definitely not (unless you're doing a travel set!). God that's made me realise how long life has taken me out of the loop though. No Sheffield Triples, no Derby World's... Wholehearted agreement on the b&b's."}
+{"text":"So I tend to run high-powered games with lots of homebrew and shenanigans going on in PF1e/D&D3.5e/d20 systems/etc. and I've used plenty of optional rulesets and such and tend to allow copious (some would even say insane) amounts of 3pp and alt content as long as I have a chance to review it first and it seems like it'd fit. Among other things I have used the Mythic rules for some of my games and overall I do find some of the content rather overboard even for my games. I have also granted players customized extras (that occasionally scale) before, once I called them \"atavisms\". I am trying to design an \"add-on\" system that's a bit more regular for my games instead of the random campaign specific stuff I've done for people. I'm just not entirely sure what to call this though and I was hoping you lot might have some interesting suggestions (barring making up my own word ofc). Thus far some name ideas include atavisms blessings boons awakenings (there is a 3pp system for these) gifts modifications/mods templates splats (WoD reference) sides (eating lol) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"trve"}
+{"text":"I've been considering some terms related to \"fate\" as well for this concept, haven't really settled on anything yet though. Nothing seems to feel right."}
+{"text":"Gimmick."}
+{"text":"boon. idk what's wrong with that"}
+{"text":"Troth"}
+{"text":"this is now a dark hair thread"}
+{"text":"People are even desperately cheating in lichess anon and you people think online chess is still a thing. LOL."}
+{"text":"dagger deals more damage than broadsword At what point do you decide enough is enough and you won't respect a game that won't respect historically accurate weapons?"}
+{"text":"although slightly more granular with 3~4 tiers of wounds Too much squeeze for my taste. fall back on classic HP tracks for giant robots and dungeons full of monsters Coward? Those things can be destroyed much the same, a robot or golem or zombie might not die from a sucking chest wound but breaking all their limbs and should render them a non-combatant under most circumstances."}
+{"text":"Coward No, it’s a different feeling of game that I want to feel. I don’t care about the simulation. There’s no reason to make all my games the same just because there’s only one reality I live in, one set of physics to simulate that players know."}
+{"text":"dagger deals more damage broadsword easier to hit with ask me how I know you're bad at fractions"}
+{"text":"a knife in your chest (doesnt specify somewhere fatal like the heart) just as deadly as a sword to the top of your skull (\"hacked\" implies an embedded downward swing)"}
+{"text":"Anon longswords are the sawed-off shotgun of the sword world. Just because you can technically use it with one hand doesnt mean you should."}
+{"text":"Black Legion no longer hard into Chaos worship, Abaddon sees himself as not a slave and is disdainful of the religious Iron Warriors see relying on the Dark Gods as a weakness Night Lords are edgy atheists Emperor's Children don't care about Slaanesh specifically really, are just concerned with pleasuring themselves and being freaky. Fabius actively hates Chaos Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can Alpha Legion retconned to basically never having been religious at all World Eaters are crazy and barely verbal anymore Red Corsairs see relying on Dark Gods as weak and now have a whole cadre of troops that are \"free\" of Chaos influence Only Word Bearers and Death Guard seem to actually venerate the Chaos Gods Why are so few CSM actually religious anymore? Back in the day even your average Alpha Legion boy would be all FOR THE DARK GODS"}
+{"text":"Thousand Sons hate Tzeentch for fucking them and try to fuck him over when they can This is in fact fully practicing following Tzeentch in the most faithful manor."}
+{"text":"Abaddon says he's in fact not a slave to the gods then does everything in his power to enhance their hold on the galaxy and empower them in any way he can and has the ultimate goal of killing the one guy in the setting who actually poses a threat to them. Anyone can see the writing on the wall there."}
+{"text":"Night Lords basically didn't change how they operate after falling to chaos. They went from a bunch of crazed murderers who skin babies to a bunch of crazed murderers who skin babies and now have some funny mutations sometimes."}
+{"text":"playing 40k Cuck mentality."}
+{"text":"being turned into a gibbering mass of tortured flesh is good actually"}
+{"text":"Alter Self. Change Appearance. You transform your appearance. You decide what you look like, including your height, weight, facial features, sound of your voice, hair length, coloration, and distinguishing characteristics, if any. You can make yourself appear as a member of another race, though none of your statistics change. You also can't appear as a creature of a different size than you, and your basic shape stays the same; if you're bipedal, you can't use this spell to become quadrupedal, for instance. At any time for the duration of the spell, you can use your action to change your appearance in this way again. You decide what you look like Reminder that studies show that one in three people have at least occasional curiosity about being the opposite gender for a while and two out of three people are disappointed with their body, meaning DnD spellcasters would be freaky as fuck with switching up gender or physical attributes when they don't have to use their spellslots for combat or other dungeon crawling activities. It's not outright stated but the norm is that any spell cast on the same place or person for a year becomes permanent This means there's a small chance that any female spellcaster you meet might be a futanari"}
+{"text":"I'm fairly sure (you) aren't even the anon I responded to. and if you are. Haha, mad cuz small dick"}
+{"text":"So thats why they live in isolated towers. Not to study magic, but to masturbate in peace."}
+{"text":"least amount of gay you can have It's like \"the normal amount of rape\". The least amount of gay I can have is zero."}
+{"text":"would be a better place for a retarded storyfag like you who doesn't understand that roleplaying doesn't necessarily mean role adopting."}
+{"text":"which is more than OP could ever hope to be. I cast Polymorph Self, followed by Permanency. I CAN be a woman, anon."}
+{"text":"When we're talking about rules to emulate anime-style giant robot sword fights: Do you guys think Feints are a worthwhile mechanic to have in a mecha game? And should there be a difference between a Block and a Parry?"}
+{"text":"Think that's slightly less important, unless it's a big part of the game."}
+{"text":"You can design a system around them, it's all about what serves the experience you want to design. For example, let's say you base the rules on something simple like on rock paper scissors: rock could be stab/block, paper could be slash/feint, scissors could be riposte/parry. If you need to invent a mechanic for the name, then probably less necessary. Mechanics first, then fluff."}
+{"text":"I've always been a little confused about the difference between Blocking and Parrying. The definitions seem to vary depending on whether the subject is hand-to-hand, swordmanship, if you've got a shield, etc etc etc. I do think, though, that having more options is usually good. Tactically interesting, y'know?"}
+{"text":"blocking means stopping the attack in its tracks while parrying means deflecting or redirecting your enemy attack. Blocking is easier but Parrying might make your opponent off guard"}
+{"text":"hahahahahhahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH"}
+{"text":"still show up occasionally in novels and Codex blurbs. Nope only outside of two novels we never seen actual Chaos Eldar"}
+{"text":"I'm kinda starting to hate myself. Now that the initial disgust that the unnecessary change was made for reasons that have nothing to do with the actual setting and the indignance over being accused by assholes of being a Chud(when in reality I am an Enlightened Soft-Left Dad) for feeling that way have both begun to fade... ...I kinda like the models. Would I prefer they weren't 50% female? Yes. Would I prefer GW wasn't run by performative faggots? Sure. But as someone who first enjoyed the Custodes as the artworks in Visions the actual details of the models are much more appealing than the existing ones and the proportions are strictly better. I won't stoop to actually buying them from GW - some tourneyshitter will inevitably buy a bunch and end up selling them off cheap the moment a balance update makes them marginally less effective - but it's kinda hard to stay mad about it when you legitimately aren't motivated by soggy knees."}
+{"text":"Could they instead motivate you with a soggy biscuit?"}
+{"text":"True"}
+{"text":"Thread #001 Hardwired Edition Welcome to /srvrz/ where you can rp your MTA (specifically Technocracy) character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread Brief rules Threads are M20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you all OOC discussion should be spoilered this thread is for Technocracy characters only, no Traditions or other splats please this SRVRZ can be accessed through mundane means or via the Digital Web THREAD QUESTION How did your latest encounter with a Reality Deviant go?"}
+{"text":"Considering my latest assignment is tard wraggling bunch of Trads, shitty but manageable. You would be surprised how eager they are to please when you pay them with legal money that will not get them into any trouble."}
+{"text":"How did your latest encounter with a Reality Deviant go? I spent months perfecting the perfect super-shark to do something about those damn rokea. Before I can deploy, I get word from Control that I need to let It-X put a frikkin' laser in its head. This resulted in some unforeseen cognitive interference and well... let's just say that the cover-up guys in NWO are going to be working overtime for a bit."}
+{"text":"Didnt thi k this would be wherecurrent would take me. So this is what you techcraps do all day? Bitch about your 9 to 5s? I've been fishing for moonfish on glittering Luna this weekend & drinking beer."}
+{"text":"So I’m fucking asleep when we get an alarm for about, eh, half a second before power goes out. Full absolute electronics failure, and a few minutes later a goddamn Hitmark is bustin down our door shootin everyone. Well, cut a long story short it turns out it was some fuckin VE just droppin a keylogger in the chaos. And the chick is like 17! I’m only even on the mudball for a collaboration meet n greet convention even, dunno, honestly, just some mirrorshade inter organizational team building or somethin. You know that shit. Anyways, the suits always this easy to crack?"}
+{"text":"And why is it Lady Fortuna"}
+{"text":"It's your hag of a mother Memes aside I like Rhea of the Cöos from the dark tower"}
+{"text":"What game?"}
+{"text":"Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin"}
+{"text":"But only the bad ones."}
+{"text":"Are these AI or do you have a source?"}
+{"text":"nta but that's definitely AI. It closely matches the style you get from gans if you request visible brushstrokes."}
+{"text":"Around 100-ish gb, was all sorts of tabletop stuff ufff that's the size of my own trove. Sorry to hear that anon, but hard drives only last for so long. Guess I should start thinking of replacing mine"}
+{"text":"I thought so. A bit disappointing but thanks nonetheless."}
+{"text":"Back From The Dead Edition Previous Thread: The thread to talk about Super Heroes/Villains/Spies/Agents/Rogues be it in spandex or not. Popular Choices for Games: Mutants & Masterminds Currently the most played one, uses a d20 resolution for everything, has powers building and rules for tactical combat. Marvel TSR/ FASERIP Classic Supers game from the 80s, still has a lot of fans and various retro-clones. Uses a d100 with an universal resolution table to decide the degree of success, has random character generation and abstract rules for powers and combat. Masks (PbtA) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Generally the same as down here, just with larger scale collateral."}
+{"text":"I had the idea to have a villain who gives his villains cybernetic implants, especially ones that enhance their existing powers, in my supers setting as the main antagonist. What supers system does such implants/augmentations best and why? And what are some good examples of this kind of thing in existing supers setting besides Dispatch, or Doom/Doc Ock in Marvel? Also, what kinds of implants make sense for different kinds of powers without just directly copying the characters in picture related? For a speedster for example, I can see increasing their senses so they can better react to things at super-speed, for example, or an engine in their legs like in MHA, what are some other possibilities? What about enhancements for magic users, teleporters, and/or psychics?"}
+{"text":"What supers system does such implants/augmentations best and why? Depends, what do you want in your cybernetics? Do you want them to come with side effects like cyber psychosis or strain? If you want to convey the general idea of a cyborg or someone with artificial organs, I would go for a more story/narrative driven game, otherwise a crunchier game might add more detail and grit to your cyborgs. And what are some good examples of this kind of thing Closest thing that comes to mind is organizations like Hydra and AIM creating super soldiers and artificial life forms like Winter Soldier or MODOK. I'm sure there are better examples but none come to mind. what kinds of implants make sense for different kinds of powers Since you mentioned a speedster, maybe heart and lung cybernetics to increase raw stamina and VO2 maximum?"}
+{"text":"No, nothing like cyber-psychosis. Thanks for the advice though. Alright, thanks, if you can think of new examples please let me know. Thanks! If you don't have any ideas for the other powers, what about augments that might work for invisibility powers besides eye enhancements (especially if they have trouble seeing when invisible) or light or darkness powers like Raven, Cloak and Dagger from Marvel, etc.?"}
+{"text":"what about augments that might work for invisibility powers Maybe artificial skin with built in thermal camouflage to avoid infrared googles and the like. The super strong character could have an implant that stores up a portion of their kinetic energy as their vast strength is excreted, said energy can than be released in the form of a powerful blast, maybe the flying character gets a built in gyroscope and a navigation system to tell what altitude he is on, the electric manipulator gets Tesla coil implants to build up the charge better etc."}
+{"text":"Can I run this for people who have never read the books? How should I introduce the tone of the setting to them?"}
+{"text":"The problem with running a Discworld game is that it requires you to actually be funny. And actually being funny is hard."}
+{"text":"a legitimate point, like how the anglican-atheist opinions of the author influence the world and the tone, As lame as complaining that Narnia is influenced by the Christian views of C. S. Lewis"}
+{"text":"On the other hand, you only need to be funny for your friends, which lowers the bar quite a lot."}
+{"text":"...Additionally, this only occured to me the next morning, but the conceptual nature of Discworld plots feels like it would lend poorly to player agency. People complain that Prattchet's villains feel too pathetic by the end of a book, because they must be throughly coneptually defeated and shown to me childishly delusional, but with a GM and players, it might end up in a game of 'guess what I'm thinking'."}
+{"text":"It's the problem with most licensed settings. I'm not a professional Star Trek writer, and no matter how much work I put in I can rarely get that 'sparkle'; and honestly a contributing factor is that my players aren't professional Star Trek actors, and certainly aren't about to improvise the appropriately memorable dialogues and character moments that the wider audience remembers. Funnily enough, the one exception to this in my experience is Star Wars, though because that's essentially a pulp adventure (which RPG's are built on) it becomes much easier. Still tough to get players out of 24/7 'action mode', though."}
+{"text":"After playing both the original Shandalar and the 2016 update version I've come to the conclusion that magic was just more fun in 1995 when it was more loose and relaxed. The kinds of decks you go up against in the 2016 version are so much more ruthless about shutting down every play you make that the only way to compete is to be an even more obnoxious dickhead and make sure they never get a chance to do anything. Every victory was bitter and spiteful in a way that I never felt with the older simpler Magic cards."}
+{"text":"does this run on Windows 10"}
+{"text":"duels of the planeswalkers I remember when the original was coming out in 2012 and I thought it was going to be like Shandalar. What a waste of potential."}
+{"text":"magic was just more fun in 1995 \\ it was"}
+{"text":"And then playing the modern fan remake is even worse. It's fun playing a few rounds of magic... But then when you start seeing Eldrazi, Slivers, and Poison cards it reminds you of how completely unfun the game is in the first place."}
+{"text":"magic's simplicity is its blessing and its curse. obv a blessing for sales, foremost. the skeleton being so basic means you can put an infinite number of mechanics on it and reskin it as anything. it's now realizing its final destiny as the king of crossover games. kinda fuckin surprised it didn't happen sooner. the curse side is that TCGs with more robust rules followed hot on its heels, and once you've played those it's very hard to go back to mtg as anything but nostalgia or filler. ignorance is bliss. but they're cursed too in their own way."}
+{"text":"Any advice? They're all new to playing D&D as well as well so I'm hoping to fake it til I make it."}
+{"text":"I've lied to my friend group See, you might not have DM experience, but you've already figured out the fundamentals."}
+{"text":"You really can fake it til you make it.  is great advice. Most DMs suck because they didn't have their material ready in advance, and premade modules fix that real quick. LMoP is nice and simple, which is good because players complicate shit really fast. Just have the maps ready, the tokens in place, and all the monster sheets on hand, and you'll be better than a solid 90% of people who have ever DMed so long as you don't modify anything. Don't worry about it being too easy, as players love thinking they were good enough to make it easy and don't know anything about encounter design. Trust me, no one is going to question your experience when they're all too busy thinking about what the fuck their PC even is or what they can do. If anyone does actually question why something is the way it is, just say \"that's what's in the book\" and they will believe you 100% of the time. In short: Phandelver it up and just play everything straight. You got this OP."}
+{"text":"So how long should a boss fight take exactly? The last test took 80 minutes but that could be shaved down by not needing to reference rules as much In this case every turn a d4 determines how many more skeletons get summoned unless they realize the orb in his hand is the source of that annoyance and get it away from him"}
+{"text":"Fight time lengths are hard to predict, although more enemies, PC's having long lists of powers and players at the table all definitely compound time. How much time a player will take to talk/think/strategize on each new turn is a wildly variable thing own its own, especially for beginners. I would say a big fight like a boss fight takes the better part of an hour at minimum, and if you actually ONLY spent 40 minutes (from introducing, fighting and concluding that boss fight) that would be uncommon. Make sure you describe the Boss orb as glowing/sparking during the summoning as a hint! and if they don't catch on and start struggling, let them roll intelligence or something to put the pieces together."}
+{"text":"Read AD&D 1E DMG from cover to cover. You don't have to use it, but it is infinately more useful than whatever \"advice\" you will get from here or 5e dmg."}
+{"text":"How do Unicorns treat women who have only had sex within marriage, are they not pure for them? How about women who lost their virginity through rape?"}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"In the Middle east they recognise women have a sex drive a lot more than in the West. The thing is, that's comparatively modern. If you read older books (even by allegedly celibate monks, though they often have their own agenda) or can find transcripts of old (admittedly often drinking) songs, western women are rarely shy about what they want and how they enjoy it, sometimes more so than the men. The fear that their belly will swell and their \"loyal swain\" promptly fucks off also comes through, so some things haven't changed."}
+{"text":"Mordor doesn't count"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"Converting is as old as the hobby itself, so no, it isn't a crime."}
+{"text":"No. You should do what you want with them. But you might want to keep an eye on the value of some figures. Whilst there's no guarantee they'll continue to go up forever, thus far they have acted like a pension. They should certainly be painted though, no point in leaving them for the Lead rot or Tin Pest."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where to find a scan of the original Doom of the Eldar rulebook?"}
+{"text":"Is it a crime to convert oldhammer? It is a crime to cry over irreplaceable jewel-like objects of wonder instead of converting them, painting them, and playing with them."}
+{"text":"Why is there so much whinging about 'No Games' on this board? I understand that those who come here solely with the intention of discussing tropes and the like can be frustrating to deal with, but there seem to be some folks here who make it their mission to drop bursts of negativity in threads they should've known would enrage them. And even in these threads that hold more general discussion, I don't see how nearly all of them are not at least tangentially related to traditional gaming."}
+{"text":"This lump of retardation is good example of nogames. Anyone who plays tabletop games or even just has a understands of the hobby knows that gatekeeping is not something that can be done. When all you need to play something like D&D is the game books (PDFs) and at least one other person to play with you can't really stop someone from being a part of the hobby."}
+{"text":"This is exactly why puckee slop threads deserved to be shit on"}
+{"text":"homeless guy shits on the sidewalk \"hey that guys shitting on the sidewalk. that's bad.\" \"ZOMG you're like being so negative!\" \"LOL do you think you're a streetcleaner?!\" \"I LIKE the shit on the sidewalk actually! it's fun to talk about!\" you deserve the misfortunes in your life."}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"Rule 1: In order to become canonical each post has to pick up something that has already been established by someone else and build on it. Only in this way can something new be added. Rule 2: Keep it within reason and don't break the immersion for everyone else. Rule 3: Have fun. Starting with a rough premise to set the tone: Players are bug-headed-investigators collecting evidence of a vast, hidden control system that governs reality. Detective work involves getting high on insecticide, cut-up-techniques and orgon accumulation. The \"Mugwumps,\" the \"Reptiles,\" and the \"Grey Officers\" all represent control entities that feed on energy. Don't trust 'em. They are bureaucrats of a gnostic, alien order. Be aware of the insect archons! They are parasitic deities that can manifest as viruses (biological and linguistic), addictive substances or bureaucratic control. Create a detective and expose the hidden patterns of the manipulators!"}
+{"text":"Don't mind me. Just summing up some relevant aspects we've got so far. Overall Vibe Detective, noir, surreal, pulp, gnostic, schizo, lowlife, gonzo, beat generation Secrets, plots and conspiracy for players to uncover: People being processed into food and sold in supermarkets by a specific corporation Credit institution run by the grey stealing peoples time and converting it into cigars Aliens exist among us Shadows aren't fixed Players are bugs Parasitic archons exist The whole layers of reality thing"}
+{"text":"While it's true that OP sucking major dicks is always immersive, I don't think it really helps with the thread's proposal."}
+{"text":"This is all good and all, but we have to set up the common person in general. We are really painting a really psychodelic and layered backstory, but what about the average person that lives in this world? Is this our earth-like world? My take is that humanity, in general, is just like our humanity, with the expected morals and ethicsof western 20's-50's urban areas, but with the big difference in that they are starting to showcase small changes that they don't seem to care about or see as wrid, but the player and the other factions can clearly see, from antennas to facial features growing more and more faded. It should be a setting that used to be normal until all these gnostic parasites got their eyes on it and started fiddling with it despite not knowing any better themselves, all obssessed with understanding \"humanity\" but slowly eroding it with their own alien aspects, hence the weird push from the grey officers and the banks for \"time saving\" despite time for them being a completely different thing than time is for the average person. All the consciouness and trascedental aspects of the game is how these factions and entities actually interact with each other and try their best to perceive the human world that they are so interested in. Also the reason why we think we are bugs it's because originally we were agents of said control system of reality that, paradoxically, were also the same type of entity that would mess with reality, but ended up really tying themslves to the \"control\" aspect of their roles and ended up becoming being that want to keep the material/human world as intact as possible from the other factions/entities that are basically stomping all over reality with their attempts of interacting with it."}
+{"text":"the Reptiles This is what they look like."}
+{"text":"with the expected morals and ethics of western 20's-50's urban areas I also quite like the idea of extending the Roaring Twenties aesthetic into the Red Scare and McCarthyism phenomena, except instead of suspicion about Russians, it's about who is \"actually\" human. Could also be used by governments and ideological groups as an excuse to weed out and/or dispose of problematic individuals."}
+{"text":"Losing a hand while putting the phoenix together was the catalyst to me putting white construction paper all over the carpet in my craft room. I have an old yellow towel under my chair so I can move it without tearing up the \"floor\" and haven't lost shit since."}
+{"text":"Does the Goblin instakill you?"}
+{"text":"no but the Mind Goblin does"}
+{"text":"he just looks at you."}
+{"text":"why tho, it's ez"}
+{"text":"I need a new GOOD fantasy race to base a campaign region around."}
+{"text":"Isn't that basically the lineup for the Wizardry phone game?"}
+{"text":"What are some useful resources for creating races?"}
+{"text":"To answer that, I need to know a little more about you. Are you male or female?"}
+{"text":"So there are these girls with horse ears and tails who run really fast and are the reincarnated souls of famous race horses"}
+{"text":"animal people are always a solid go too my favorite are frog rabbit bug cat and dog are good but the fans of them make me not want to let them in my games desu."}
+{"text":"gameplay For Centaurs, you should be able to use them as mounts when not in combat if they're lightly armed & armored. I think you could ride into battle with them and fight on their back without overburdening them, depending on your loadout. Squeezing into dungeons and caves might be a bit of a bitch, and your centaur companion may find themselves too cumbersome to accompany you in certain locations. If people in wheelchairs can make do, I'm sure a transmog potion or a shrinking potion might solve the problem. fantasy settings They're more at home here for sure, like having a horse. Some taverns may give you a hard \"no\" for your centaur companion, but I'm sure regions that are steeped in centaur culture or adjacent ones have accommodations for their unique anatomy. If nothing else, they could help carry your camp supplies and other provisions. loadouts for fantasy If you're not riding them, I think they can be pretty well armed and armored- think tower shield and a mace/flail. They also make good spearmen, so I think they'd be comfortable wielding a halbard and similar pike-style weapons. This would be with them wearing plate mail cuirass for the human portion and chainmail curtain over their horse hind quarters, or perhaps some specially fitted Gambeson. Other plate sections could be fitted to their horse body as needed. Archery and crossbows seem like they'd work for ranged options. I've not considered them using magic, but having a fairly mobile spellcaster seems cool as well."}
+{"text":"Yes. Horse pussy is always part of the equation, but you have to have a compelling narrative. I enjoy a smutty interlude as much as the next /d/egenerate, but I need the world to feel real."}
+{"text":"I admit, I wouldn't mind owning one of these"}
+{"text":"Man knows what this is all about alright"}
+{"text":"I want to start some sort of writing project, I think about it all day but I can't get myself to sit down and do it. As a result, the details are nebulous and I can't make up my mind about anything. I think it's because of unmedicated ADHD, do you guys have any suggestions aside from getting medicated (not an option)?"}
+{"text":"Decide that there will be a specific time on a specific day when you will do writing stuff. Develop some kind of ritual and habit, and do it every time before writing. Decide on what you will be writing today BEFORE the session starts. Write this down. It can be notes, a small list, or just some random ideas. You shouldn't have to think what you want to write before writing. Get rid of as many distractions as possible. Even if you manage to focus only for a couple of minutes, it's important to keep doing this. Ideally every day."}
+{"text":"At what point do you stop reading When I learn what it wants to say to me, and if that thing it wants to say is not what I want to listen to. I'm probably a monster but when I have a finite amount of time to kill and books to fill it, I'll start with a book on a page several chapters in and see what it does to grab my attention, if it doesn't I move on and the book I put down itself isn't spoiled for me in the least. Well before a midpoint a book should have something it's working towards, so this is why I start some chapters in, that momentum should have picked up already. If the direction is there and language keeps me in, I restart the book from page 1. Next I critique the hook. I hate a cheap hook. Sometimes I stop reading after I get to the hook, lamenting the value I saw, but at least I tried a little harder with it, or so I tell myself. If it's good, I'll attempt to get to the spot where I first started. If I 'make it' back to where I started I will typically keep reading until either I run out of time or the book ends. I ended up finishing books I did this with, largely because there was a premise I liked, but others really bait me hard like \"I who have never known men\" A crunchy premise is worth it's weight in gold even if your characters end up doing nothing with it. I can forgive a frustrating book like that when it's both intriguing to think about and slim enough to finish within a few hours. If you're talking about YOUR book.. give me a while to open your link, I have DND tonight but I'll give it a gander later. I'm fucking ruthless and full of weird advice so ymmv. Question for the thread.. What music do you listen to and how does it impact your writing?"}
+{"text":"Man, I can't listen to music at all when I'm writing. I'd be interested in your harsh critique of my white lily story and chronicler's stuff just to see what your critiques are like and I'd like to read something of yours if you're interested in posting."}
+{"text":"True..."}
+{"text":"I was diving in the archives and discovered this thing that /tg/ made a long time ago. Catgirls + an underwater world. It looks like the project withered away and everyone involved left this board ten or so years ago. So, how was it? Did it ever get off the ground?"}
+{"text":"I have never seen a good thing about 2d4chan or the people running."}
+{"text":"2d4chan is dead and filled with bots and the owner is a miserable little faggot. 1d6chan is active, bots get the boot fucking quick, and they got locked the loli page to keep pedos from fucking with it. What's wrong with it again?"}
+{"text":"Right, but the work those fa/tg/guys did was good at transmitting the vibe and aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Elaborate or continue to receive well-deserved mockery."}
+{"text":"I ran this using Mutant Future and some folks from a gamefinder. I had some extremely complicated excel sheets that built every square of a world for my players to explore. Only ran three sessions but we had fun. I checked but cannot find my old excel sheets. I think they're on my other computer. Maybe I'll dig 'em up. It was a 2d6 roller that'd give each square on the map either open ocean, deep sea, shallow sea, island, continent, ruins... some other things. Then it gave what flora and fauna, treasure, monsters, adventure hooks and possible tech could be located at each. Was fun. I kinda want to finish it up. But I doubt I will."}
+{"text":"Enemy mini boss attacks castle PCs are in to kill king Uses an aoe that kills all but one guard (rolled randomly in front of everyone) because it crit missed only him PCs and guard attack, guard rolls two critical hits off of no stats, to the point where I just use spear damage numbers for him because why not, and gets the final blow, and another crit miss saves his life, and he kills the boss one round before another aoe was clearly going to kill the player’s warlock Everyone is now obsessed with “Broguard,” a non-character, and wants to see more of him even though he said no dialogue, they’re leaving the castle and he has no conceivable reason to follow them, and his only actual stat is that he has 1 HP What do I do?"}
+{"text":"Maybe not a whole fief, but definitely upgrading him to a proper NPC would be the right call."}
+{"text":"That man is destined for a bright future in the kingdom, it doesn't mean he'll travel with the PCs. But they should definitely hear of his exploits. Perhaps he becomes Knight-Captain, and is given a parcel of land along with his new title. Or at least he is raised to Commander of the castle guard. Definitely give him a name. It doesn't have to be fancy, it shouldn't be actually. Perhaps he gives the party a very simple name, but if they meet again or overhear something about him a longer form of the name is used. Greg vs Gregorie, Rich vs Richard kinda thing."}
+{"text":"Sir Greg, Knight-Captain of the royal guard."}
+{"text":"a memorable story emerged from the game's mechanics this is somehow a bad thing As always, OP is a faggot."}
+{"text":"Make him a part of the kings royal guard as an NPC with some levels. No need to go crazy. Love these emergent storytelling scenarios though! It's why I love rolling dice."}
+{"text":"We have all experienced the coming and going so GMs, Players and games; and then left holding the bag too start all over again at Square One. If and when you have to start over from scratch how and where (online) would you start I'll look for groups and games? There has been numerous reasons that would force someone to start all over again be it scheduling, life, work, people changing."}
+{"text":"No thanks. In-person or bust. lucky you. Neither me nor my players couldn't be bothered to shell out hundreds monthly for tickets or thousands for gas inb4 \"just make friends irl retard\" no thanks, larping as human being exhausts me."}
+{"text":"Every loney person in existence especially in a hobby that requires to have friends in."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't. I'd stick to the vidya and board games."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's how bad this hobby is."}
+{"text":"I would stop looking for adverts and advertise myself."}
+{"text":"play a bracket with game changers wtf is that a game changer? rofl"}
+{"text":"AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE NOOOOO I LOST THE MOST UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE DECK AWARD"}
+{"text":"play gamechangers have a <10% wr regardless Couldnt be me!"}
+{"text":"I run multiple combos"}
+{"text":"i'm not quite sure what a cool strategy would be in your mind I like winning strategies, simple as"}
+{"text":"Nomodels schizophrenics and harassing quality modelers, name a more iconic duo."}
+{"text":"Someone struck a nerve lol"}
+{"text":"yoy"}
+{"text":"Mid modelposters getting left alone"}
+{"text":"What unchecked narcissism does to a motherfucker"}
+{"text":"Con/Health is a conceptually boring stat that should at the very least be looked at Don't play DND yeah I included health retard"}
+{"text":"I do think that STR and CON should be combined if DEX exists. Alternatively, DEX should be seperated in an offensive and defensive component (ie AGI). DEX does way to much while STR does almost nothing and is a dump for 99%of classes."}
+{"text":"I accept your concession."}
+{"text":"STR is a lot more important if the GM properly enforces encumbrance rules. Unfortunately 95% of groups totally ignore them since it requires a modicum of bookkeeping which the average theater kid is incapable of doing."}
+{"text":"Nah. Might is for close attacks and lifting. Agility is for ranged attacks and active defense. Toughness is for passive defense and recovery rolls. Might and Toughness affect max health, Agility affects Edge. All three are used in combat stunts, each may be used as baseline for at least one power, and each improves usage of different gear. They're all useful for any hero, and none is strictly better."}
+{"text":"\"dude dnd artificers are so cool cuz u can make some crazy stuff like this and bend the rules to ur will n stuff\" most crafting thatn isnt raw gets banned by the DM or just anything intresting or the meme that artificers can craft a gun. (unless they tell the DM irl how to do it)"}
+{"text":"unless they tell the dm irl how to do it You piss on charcoal and mix it with guano."}
+{"text":"The game's balance intends you to have all your attunement slots filled, even if it's uncommon level trash your Artificer can put together during a long rest."}
+{"text":"Artificer were never supposed to make guns. Guns in a magic setting are lame as shit, get a bandolier of wands like a real man. Artificer can do awesome crazy shit within the rules & any appeal to pushing the envelope outside the rules is stupid at best & counter productive at worse. Why butter your DM up to let you make some shitty revolver when you can make a spell trap weapon? Why jury rig some stupid overcomplicated string loaded contraption when you can just use a wand with a spell that ends the fight from the start? A mechsuit like iron man? How fucking quaint, I'm sorry I breifly turned my self into a tree to permanently hyperboost all my mental stats beyond anything in the Monster Manuel. Then I turn myself into a bio construct that doesn't need to eat or breath or shit while still looking 100% human. My skin is tougher than epic dragon hide with a simple monk's belt (which I made custom to be an implanted jewel, or inscribed as a tattoo or such so it can't be stolen. I've poured so much magic into my physical form I can slug Kord out by level 12. I can rip your mechsuit like tissue paper. I'm flying around in an Indestructible, invisible castle, not some hokey airship. Learn to be a real Artificer, not some wannabe magic greasemonkey"}
+{"text":"Its both really. You can do some truly degenerate shit in games with proper crafting systems entirely RAW. But you're correct that people having problems with op crafted shit in D&D is entirely a DM issue."}
+{"text":"No, guns are fine."}
+{"text":"It's pic related. Peter Jackson tried to copy Blix's swag for a good reason"}
+{"text":"It certainly proved norms have always had awful taste. Why watch some gay Tom Cruise fantasy movie when you can watch a cinematic masterpiece like Top Gun, the gayest movie ever made, also starring Tom Cruise."}
+{"text":"who gives a fuck about Tom Cruise they had Tim Curry as Satan"}
+{"text":"I've heard apparently Willow wasn't that popular either, at least in the u.s.? That really surprised me. Don't forget house \"elves\" that are essentially just the goblins that wizards and witches let sleep in the house and eat the table scraps. Looks to me like they're just a take on house brownies, down to the part of being \"freed\" by gifting clothes to them."}
+{"text":"Willow kinda sucked desu. Sue me."}
+{"text":"Should an elven wizard be more powerful on average than a human one? Explain your answer."}
+{"text":"Can you not see the arrogance on the elf wizards face?"}
+{"text":"This. Remove all !notHumans and half breeds. Better yet make it human only and have all magic be found in world instead of in their dna"}
+{"text":"lol? you mean the \"did i leave the oven on\" look?"}
+{"text":"you have autism"}
+{"text":"Nogaems post"}
+{"text":"this is considered one of the worst magic arts of all time why do traditional gamers have such shit taste?"}
+{"text":"Other way around. The art was giving to Garfield to use by his aunt, and he designed the card around the art. Four other cards were designed around the art in Alpha. Can you guess what they were?"}
+{"text":"Stasis is a literal masterpiece. It would be mediocre on its own but its use for this purpose elevates it to a masterpiece, it is by far the most artistically interesting magic card ever printed"}
+{"text":"The only thing I need to do for people here to say the opposite it's claim the art came out in the current year, and suddenly they just hate it with burning passion."}
+{"text":"traditional gamers are fat retards who know nothing about aesthetics beyond choosing the colour palette for their Warhammer army."}
+{"text":"I actually try really hard to utilize the color wheel properly while agonizing about color combinations and ideal tones. I am an average painter and I’ve found utilizing color theory can really elevate otherwise decent work."}
+{"text":"Have any of you ran your players through the Theater Kid Wood Chipper? How many of them tried to stick something in Acererak's mouth?"}
+{"text":"I always like seeing these kinds of threads. It invariably turns into a game of dogshit opinion vs dogshit opinion"}
+{"text":"Thank you, I see that sentiment as a go-ahead for my post. This is a genius module because on the one side people just like it for what it is (rapidly diminishing crowd) and on the other side it pioneered rage games by decades and is something to gawk at for people who posture that this thing is some sort of crime against humanity (and farm content off of it) so it stood the test of time by having a weird afterlife. Modules without merit typically get forgotten."}
+{"text":"famously, it stopped having adamantine doors after a party stole the doors, melted them down and left. fucking gypsies I tell you"}
+{"text":"If my goal is to make money, I take the valuable metal"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"What is a good tabletop RPG that is easy to run and prep for someone who is a new gm but has experience playing in games before?"}
+{"text":"The dungeon also forces you into prepping best habits. You put the room there. You should have set direction for the room. I'm not saying to write florid descriptions, but you need at least some set direction that says what's there, and how it can mechanically be interacted with. I agree that agendas provide the best framework for improvisation at the table.i just think that as a rule, improvised material is lower quality than prepared material, and you're doing your players a disservice if you don't write set direction where you can."}
+{"text":"This is an amazing starter RPG, as is anything within the \"End of the World\" system. Prep is easy too Gather friends to play \"There are zombies outside the house right now and trying to break in, what do you do?\" Fun part is if they manage to survive the initial outbreak there's whole sections to deal with long term campaigns."}
+{"text":"Let's just say I love white, anon. (I would assume, say, two experienced Paranoia players in the group can steer the group into the right mindset. But while Paranoia isn't complex, it definitely has a style that the GM should be conveying)."}
+{"text":"There's people on these boards that make it their mission to just neg people as much as possible. They're especially active in the main generals of each board."}
+{"text":"Traveller. When in doubt, roll a chart"}
+{"text":"Settings with inuits and eskimos, do they exist??"}
+{"text":"Traditional games?"}
+{"text":"/tg/ - Everything But Games"}
+{"text":"I did a little bit of research on a few of the native Alaskan tribes for inspiration for one of my characters. Found the Athabaskan most interesting and I used their leatherworking for her coat's design."}
+{"text":"Seconding this. In the book for the official RPG, they even cite Algonquin, Inuit, and Anishinaabe origins for example names for characters from the Water Tribe. Members of the Foggy Swamp Tribe instead have names a little more in line with those found in the Earth Kingdom, but also with some Khmer examples."}
+{"text":"what's the best tabletop rpg if I want to make a campaign that's basically a shonen anime style tournament?"}
+{"text":"Tangentially related. How would you GM things like training? Would you RP the scenes or just do time skips and have the players describe what they went through to improve and learn new techniques?"}
+{"text":"BESM & fuck anyone who disagrees"}
+{"text":"Which edition?"}
+{"text":"has anyone actually played it, ever?"}
+{"text":"That's to suit taste & availability. I liked & played 2nd Edition but Ive heard their all the way up to 4th now so maybe give thata shot if it isn't retarded"}
+{"text":"How would you humanize enemy mooks even if the players have to put them down at the end of day? How do you make it so that players leaving piles of corpses in their wake is not a trivial matter?"}
+{"text":"None of this is remotely true."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't."}
+{"text":"You have to remember that you can't run session after session of having your players dig holes, build earthen ramparts, and march, dude."}
+{"text":"In a Zombie game, I added plenty of trinkets to the Zombies the players looted; Spare change, Loyalty cards, driver licenses, Sobriety coins, credit cards, post its. I also named them alphabetically, Albert, Brittany, Charles, Dani, Eve, Frank, ect. In a war setting, having \"Dear Johns\" letter in their pockets would be kinda sad."}
+{"text":"Try playing traditional games for once in your life."}
+{"text":"Post orcs Discuss orc gameplay and lore, post orc art, and tell orc stories DON'T POST (sexualized) FEMALE ORCS! Start your own coomer thread. This is for people who actually like these guys."}
+{"text":"DON'T POST (sexualized) FEMALE ORCS! So sexualized male orcs are okay? Fag."}
+{"text":"Don't sexualize the orc or else"}
+{"text":"But anon all male orcs are inherently sexualized."}
+{"text":"Some /tg/-related funny images and comics. YMMV."}
+{"text":"Please follow the response chain next time you load up an epic zinger, friend."}
+{"text":"I did , and that wasn't a zinger, that was me explaining the joke in  because it seemed like you needed it."}
+{"text":"I did That's a little worrying, since you seem to have completely misunderstood the conversation. Or maybe you just don't know Ciaphas Cain's deal, which is fair. He's like a Harry Flashman type set in the Warhammer universe. While widely acclaimed as being a bold hero, he is an inveterate coward who accidentally saves the day in the process of trying to weasel out of or outright flee his current circumstances."}
+{"text":"spoiler Yeah, I'll readily admit I'm a 40k secondary, my man, I only know bits and pieces and silly memes"}
+{"text":"That's kind of an exaggeration too. He's not the total selfless perfect hero he's made out to be in the Imperial propaganda but he's also not the spineless coward he thinks he is either, he's a genuine badass who more than anything just has a complex about not living up to the unrealistic expectations of what a hero is supposed to be. The stories are also all private memoirs written way after the fact (as much as 70+ years) and not accurate tellings of events, and they're notably being written after he wrote a glossed up propaganda version so there's a good chance he's overcompensating. Anyway, going back to the thing that started it, he shoots at the enemies in pretty much every encounter, unless doing so would be genuinely retarded and suicidal. He often claims it's just so he looks like he's doing something but that's open to a lot of interpretation."}
+{"text":"And I will not tolerate The forces of evil"}
+{"text":"I'm just a chair guy, I've always been a chair guy"}
+{"text":"Seeing what gnomes are like in Dungeonsoup's universe. I'm curious what he did to get them to bukkake his sword. They probably did it for shits and grins."}
+{"text":"Chair guy ruined Wormdahl's chance at impressing the Succubus, but he still brought him outta the basement. He's not so bad."}
+{"text":"whinging about nonsense Worse, it's a dude with a speech impediment whinging about how he didn't get special treatment."}
+{"text":"Any experiences with this? Any recommendations for it if you have played it?"}
+{"text":"what's the point in playing in the fallout setting if the owners of the setting want it all be identical wastelandslop and destroy every interesting location"}
+{"text":"Happy to have been of use anon. While we're on the topic, if you're into solo gaming, this year will see the release of Lone Wanderer, a solo rog ruleset developed along the same lines of the Star Trek Captains Log solo rpg. There's likely going to be a lot of tables and fun content in there, so maybe keep it on your radar."}
+{"text":"Is there even a good fallout tabletop or rpg, official or fan made..?"}
+{"text":"You sound like a tourist"}
+{"text":"Oh no, here comes the worthless secondary to defend the slop"}
+{"text":"local discord \"we need a gm! we playing d&d!\" join groupchat decide to run a one shot tell them the premise 3 days later nobody has sent anything tell them that if they dont all have their characters ready, i will not run the game gee i wonder why theres a gm shortage"}
+{"text":"This. When normies say they want D&D, it means they want to pretend they're a Critical Role cast member, and when they realize that your ideas conflict with their Critical Role fantasy, they decide that they don't care anymore. They want to imagine a fantasy version of the hobby, you want to expose them to reality. It's incompatible, and it's why you should ignore people asking you to run D&D. If they ask you to run \"something\" then they actually care about entering the hobby."}
+{"text":"Only if they're being used to introduce someone to the system, otherwise stop being fucking lazy especially if you're looking for a DM and not running it yourself."}
+{"text":"but my super hero with his epic kewl bAckstory must be played"}
+{"text":"tell them the premise I feel like this is important to know. What was the premise, op?"}
+{"text":"So the game starts on an island kingdom situated on a kidney stone floating in the bladder of a giant, surrounded by an ocean of thick, pungent, yellow-gold piss."}
+{"text":"Constantly bombarding the group chat with \"Hey, check out this brand new thing i bought! We need to play it!\" Someone else: \"Hey, we finished the last 3.5 campaign. How about we play that new thing you bought?\" TG: \"Eh, i really can't be bothered to learn it. Can we just play 3.5?\" Someone runs a short 3.5 campagin but it ends. Someone else: \"Hey, i learned that new thing you bought and i'd love to teach people and play a new campaign.\" That Guy: \"Ehh, i really can't be bothered to learn it, can someone just run 3.5?\" We play another short 3.5 campaign That Guy: \"HEY, I BOUGHT THIS BRAND NEW THING WE NEED TO PLAY IT.\" Short campaign ends Someone else: \"Hey i checked out that new, new thing you bought and i'd love to run it.\" That guy: \"Eh, i really can't be bothered to learn it. Can we just play 3.5?\" Everyone else at the table:"}
+{"text":"If only there was some way to play online..."}
+{"text":"I certainly wasn't prepared for that solution. I really want to know the train of logic there. Online play is not for everyone, which is fair."}
+{"text":"I really want to know the train of logic there. Think it's pretty obvious if you think about it purely from a selfish point of view. It's clear that guy was thinking that this would basically just mean the Demon Queen would immediately get over her husband's death and thus have no reason to be mad. The cosmic implications or how this affects anyone else didn't register to him one iota, only how he could get out of the situation he got himself stuck in IMMEDIATELY without giving an inch to either the DM or to the other players."}
+{"text":"Yeah it was pretty dumb of the GM to put something with that kind of power in the hands of a playoid."}
+{"text":"Thing is, that GM was a pretty cool guy and mostly played with pretty cool guys. He wasn't prepared to run head-first into retarded shit of such magnitude."}
+{"text":"Rebellions in 40k usually happen on a single world, or within a very limited region, and are often isolated before they can spread. In Star Wars, the rebels are far weaker than the Empire, but because hyperdrives are easy to obtain and relatively safe, they can carry out guerrilla tactics. By contrast, the Imperium in 40k doesn’t have a rebel problem as severe as the Galactic Empire did, because warp travel is terrible and can't really do it without a Navigator so if the Imperium ever figures out a truly safe form of faster-than-light travel, it would face horrific rebel problems all across the galaxy."}
+{"text":"No warp access at certain planets or areas of space?"}
+{"text":"No it doesn't. You can only \"hide\" from Chaos in the webway or under necron pylons, the latter of which fucks most humans up."}
+{"text":"FTL?"}
+{"text":"I think, but can't confirm, that it was hinted at the DAOT having a way better form of FTL travel. Sort of but not really. They had automated computer systems for calculating safe warp jumps, but they were far less reliable and quick than modern Navigators are."}
+{"text":"Also the fact that as long as the tithe gets paid the greater Imperium largely doesn't care as long as Chaos or xenos aren't involved."}
+{"text":"The Mauler makes sense in that all its weapons are in short range at 7 hexes. If you switched to RAC/2s your LRMs at at min or your RAC/s are at medium. If you swap to LLs, it's even worse, at 5 hexes it's +2 for your LRMs. You could say 'well ok, we'll give it a targeting computer' but you're still functionally shooting something at +1 or +2. Personally I wouldn't mind quad LAC/5s with Large Lasers/SNPPCs and MMLs, but that is a completely different mech that wants to get within 3 hexes and can throw some missiles at 15+ hexes, not something that wants to sit at range and overheat."}
+{"text":"What's the formula for armour coverage? I thought it's 20% of mech mass, but it's all over the place for every mech weight bracket."}
+{"text":"Rogue Bear or Thunderbird?"}
+{"text":"2x number of internal structure."}
+{"text":"Makes sense. Would be cool if reinforced structure allowed to carry more armour."}
+{"text":"When did Magic players get so delusional? The performative outrage about UB has got to be some of the most faggy outrage ive seen in this game. If you bought/played with any secret lair cards or LotR cards then you have no room to complain about the current trajectory, this is your fault. If you are anti UB because they dont \"fit\" Mtgs setting, but purchased/played Neon Dynasty, Thunder Junction, Duskmourn, Aetherdrift, or Edge then you have no media literacy because they are all basicly UB sets without an IP attached. Stop posting like UB is the death of magic, I remember when we thought Mythic rarity was going to be the end and now look at this bullshit. Its going to keep going on until people are done playing the game and move to something else, and theres not a single TCG right now that could take its place. inbf I proxy so I win You are a faggot in denial, if you play the game in anyway, you are coupable in this. Thank you for reading my TedTalk."}
+{"text":"Lord of the Rings is at the source of lots of modern fantasy including mtg. It's not the same. I still boycotted the set becaus WotC failed to treat the source respectfully and injected their representation goals. Leaving that argument aside, I don't have so big a problem with exploring different kinds of settings, I don't like the choices but I understand that a product with 30 years of history like mtg needs to extend its influences. I have two main issues with UB that are not just that I don't like many of the chosen franchises: it twists the color pie and it injects too many legendaries. I have legendary fatigue."}
+{"text":"Nobody likes UB, nobody likes the other sets either. But at least in UB we got hotties. Unlike Chandra who got a FUCKING MASECTOMY!!!!"}
+{"text":"It's capeshit, what are you expecting? You're pulling spells from other planes of existence for magical cock fights that are DBZ levels of silly. Why the fuck would anyone care about exposition? It setting/lore was always disposition first."}
+{"text":"you are spineless"}
+{"text":"its a slow death"}
+{"text":"D being able to fight wasn't ever really in question to be honest. He's shown outright superhuman strength in subtle ways before, like cracking goggles with a flick of his finger. He was also manhandling the freakishly strong and tough Brock. Which makes his continual jobbing all the more egregious. He can throw hands really well, but despite his claims of insane amounts of knowledge, much of which we the viewer can verify to be objectively correct, he routinely misreads what's going on, and in some cases commits boneheaded rookie moves like BEING NEAR A WINDOW when he knew Pyotr was on the loose. That's really poor situational awareness for a veteran hunter. Was his performance in melee with a werewolf impressive? Abso-fucking-lutely. Did it really accomplish anything? Nope. She made a clean getaway, with a hostage to boot. His knowledge doesn't matter much when he fails to practically apply it. In short: He's on a collision course with a Vegeta-tier losing streak the way things are going."}
+{"text":"Can someone elaborate Sympathetic Casting in Mage 2E? Does having Space 2 and a Sensory Range/1 Mana/Sympathetic Yantra enough to target the subject?"}
+{"text":"New Thread"}
+{"text":"so the Syndicate turned \"gothpunk\" from moping self-righteousness into this? based if true."}
+{"text":"They're laughing at you up there, k̴̨̘͚̺̘̙̻͎͇͕̊͑͌̋͌͛͠ͅị̴̧͙͚̥͔͓̩̝͍̩̠̤̘̼̀́͆̊̈́ͅḑ̸̤͖͇̻͚͍̱̟̤͈̾͑͝ͅd̵̡̧̗̬̥̜̘̠͕͕̺̔̾͊͑̀̆̇̀͜ő̸̥͛̐͛͗̊̈́̒͆̚."}
+{"text":"Anyone tried Mutant: Year Zero? Is it good? It looks very fun, easy to learn, but I'm held back by all of the tables, NPCs, and grid map to keep track of as a DM! Looks like a lot of book-keeping compared to your average system!"}
+{"text":"I'm quite enjoying Ashes Without Number."}
+{"text":"So my DND group was kind of disolving, 2 out of the 4 players left because of life issues (one got a job abroad and the other one is dealing with life), to keep playing we incorporated 2 new players with not so much experience but avid watchers of Critical Role. One of these player conditions was that we incorporate x cards to the game, she says that it makes it much more comfortable for her to know she can avoid unpleasant story elements having this tool. I started to read a bit about it online and is this something you guys have used? In my 20 years playing I've never used this."}
+{"text":"If you post at all you show some interest, increase the post count which shows up for people watching the thread who probably then return to the thread which increases the chance of another post, trigger an alert if you quote someone, as well as you invite a reply which encourages the poster. Apart from the quote, all of those happened for the meme image."}
+{"text":"yet here we are, 13 posts later at 9th page"}
+{"text":"never played in it"}
+{"text":"Marxists are nationless vermin, so yes, but also no."}
+{"text":"Are you going to make a point? Because all you've done is make some vague statement about page 9, maybe implying some people have been sageing their replies, as if that contradicts the general principles I stated. Which it doesn't because with this post I'm typing this thread is going to be bumped back to page 1 because you replied which encouraged me to reply, exactly in accord with the principles I stated."}
+{"text":"has anyone given though to the state of mathematics in fantasy settings and how it affects the setting and characters in it? e.g. tribes in not!Africa struggle with trade because they can't count past 2 how traders to calculation to determine prices, risk, etc how well astronomers understand the motion of the heavens how the characters think (i.e. logically, or numerically, or in a poetic / non-mathematical way)"}
+{"text":"How characters think For me, this is the most interesting one. There’s the obvious cultural differences you’d see, like people being able to count but not knowing any mathematical symbols, or even just the different number systems we’d be unused to (like the 12 x 5 base 60 system). Even more than that though, most people today get at least a basic education in maths and science, which even if they forget, will adjust the way they think to break down an issue and look at it logically step by step. What does an entire society look like without this training?"}
+{"text":"NTA, 53x10x2, I assume? My math teacher focused on speedrunning the curriculum which didn't bother with topics like these. I still vividly remember telling my friend how to simplify or approximate and he thought it was dark magic"}
+{"text":"It's not really for a tabletop game, but I'm fiddling with a magic system for a fantasy story where astronomy is crucial for magic. The planet's four moons and their relative position in the sky determine what spells can be cast when. The moons' associations are fire, ice, stone, and life, and which of the zodiac constellations each moon is in affects how spells work. For example, if the Stone moon is in the constellation of The Defender, that makes it possible to cast a spell that calls a stone wall up out of the earth, while if the Stone moon is in The Scribe, that allows the spell that immediately impresses words into stone. This leads to mathematics for tracking and predicting the movement of the moons crucial, and since the moons' orbits are more elliptical than circular and they affect each others' movement, there's a lot of math required to predict these things."}
+{"text":"What are some settings where magic is highly dependent on math besides Elantris, where you have to have precise coordinates for teleportation?"}
+{"text":"I've thought about making the arithmetic system a funky base number but always gave up in practice because it's not really worth the effort for what is ultimately a bookkeeping gimmick."}
+{"text":"How can card shops survive the rise of armed thefts?"}
+{"text":"America FEEDS THE WORLD Most of our agricultural production is shit for fucking ethenol and other non consumable farm products. What the fuck is the rest of the world doing wrong if the pathetically small amount of farming is actually used to feed people is feeding the world?"}
+{"text":"You're going by tax statistics? So you're just looking at where the people with the highest wages live? You think wages are directly tied to productivity in a utilitarian sense?"}
+{"text":"If they're so great why is crime so high?"}
+{"text":"so niggers realized cards are valuable? lol"}
+{"text":"More people in a smaller space, and crime gets reported and detected more consistently."}
+{"text":"this picture of a troll is soulful and I'm tired of pretending it's not Please, James, make trolls good again"}
+{"text":"7th's core rule were not a 180, as I explained, but the way they designed armies was. Take chaos being split apart into three factions as one example and powercreep being valued more than faction identity as another. With regards to 8th being or not being a radical departure, we'd be arguing semantics at that point. What you've described is enough to qualify 8th as a radical departure for me. TOW is not like 8th. TOW is a mixture of older editions, 8th was something entirely new designed for a specific audience (competitive players). I would also argue that 8th's rework of the power dice system, there being more common than army-specific magic items and the categorization of spells as being radical changes from 6th and 7th as well. As for the amount of models that got released during 8th, I'll concede the point. I may well be misremembering or my biases are getting in the way of judging the model that were released fairly, but I can tell you that I personally do not like the aesthetic my army's models (warriors of chaos) took from 7th onwards. Your point about 40k doesn't work because the systems are too different. A single box of 5 or 10 40k models gets you a functional and viable unit, maybe not a perfect unit but something you can play with and actually use. This was not always the case for Fantasy, which is why boxes used to have more models (the 12 chaos warrior kit from 1997 comes to mind). 8th tried selling Fantasy models as if they were 40k models and it backfired spectacularly. Why do you think GW is selling models in boxes of 20-32 now? Thank you for agreeing with me that 7th was a bad edition. People didn't play it for a reason and then they got slammed with 8th which was in many ways even worse. Finally, the grogs were, are, and always will be right. It was the grogs who kept Fantasy alive after GW stopped supporting it. It's thanks to the grogs that this thread is even here in the first place."}
+{"text":"I would literally suck a cock to be able to play WHFB 5e on that table"}
+{"text":"I cannot agree with the idea of mixing marks and marked magic items willy-nilly. That's what we have right now with TOW and it sucks. 6th was very restrictive with how marks worked and it was for the better. You should absolutely need a unit with a mark to have a character with that mark. It's a measure against powergaming and it leads to armies that make sense. Why the hell would a chaos lord of Nurgle be leading a warband composed of worshippers of Tzeentch? What you are describing is not how chaos worked in 6th, it's an amalgamation of the worst parts of how chaos works in 7th, 8th, and TOW. Taking an undivided general gave you the privilege of freely mixing and matching marks with the rest of your army. It was a sacrifice you had to make (weaker chaos lord/exalted sorcerer) for a potential reward (optimal mark selection on your units). Taking a Tzeentch chaos lord gave you one of the best overall characters (who was locked into a middling spell lore, but still) in the game at the cost of forcing your entire army to either bear the mark of Tzeentch or the mark of chaos undivided, and the same applied to every other marked general. It was cool, it was thematic, and it was fun. 7th is where it all went wrong and we should in no way emulate that edition's mistakes."}
+{"text":"This. It's super lame to watch or read WoC batreps and it's always a soulless mishmash of marks. And don't get me even started on the \"here's my Khorne themed Warriors of Chaos, for my characters I have a Sorcerer Lord of Tzeentch..\" I hate the Chaos rules in TOW. It's so flavorless."}
+{"text":"I'm a GM looking for three to four players for a house ruled game of warhammer fantasy roleplay. The game is meant to run weekly on Saturdays at 3 p.m (GMT-3) for 3 to 4 hours with small breaks in between. The game will be hosted through Roll20 and dicord vc. You need to have a decent mic and be willing to communicate between sessions to coordinate and sort out game stuff. I don't intend this to be a pay to play game, but if people feel like helping footing the bill for a hosting service we can use Foundry as the VTT. The game takes place in the city of Ubersreik in the year 2512 of the imperial calendar during the occupation by the Reikland state army. If any of this sounds good to you leave your discord tag so I can pm you for further details and a small interview."}
+{"text":"The game is kind of messy so there is a good amount. The most notable ones are: - Character creation changes so that you spend XP, rather than doing the default advancement allocation minigame. Species skills being ones you choose to add to your career, or gain a discount on advancing them if they are already a part of it. - Melding metacurrencies together so as to not have to track four individual ones, and striping the more niche uses out of the more commonly used Fortune points. - Changes to individual combat Advantage to make it so that it doesn't result in games of rocket tag. Other than that there's things like using optional rules from the official supplements like the Critical Wound tables and Injury rules from Up in Arms, and the improvements to spellcasting from Winds of Magic."}
+{"text":"on Saturdays at 3 p.m (GMT-3) Really not my timezone, good luck finding players. WFRP 4e is fun."}
+{"text":"would love to join but my saturdays have floating dark heresy by the way, is the metacurrency melding tested or are you going to try and see? So far I've been using Fortune and Fate once because GM preferred to take it instead of Resilience when I wanted to use I Will Not Fail. From what I've read I feel like everything except Fate is way too ambiguous to be reliably spent"}
+{"text":"No worries mate, thanks for the encouragement. Yes, it is pretty fun."}
+{"text":"It's mostly from personal experience of how much use each of them gets, but it is the first time I'm melding them like this. Fortune you use non-stop mostly due to the rerolls (the other options are seldom used), Resolve is more niche because it replenishes too slowly and at GM fiat, and Resilience is handy but the mutation prevention only happens if you are both unlucky and careless, and I Will Not Fail is incredibly useful but the game provides little guidance for when to use it."}
+{"text":"It fucking sucks. Long live V20. That's the thread."}
+{"text":"seethe"}
+{"text":"Returns days later to get the final word in You're doing enough seething for the both of us. I bet you were daydreaming about this conversation and gibbering to yourself all day too. Loser."}
+{"text":"God, I'd kill for a Mage game written by Marquis"}
+{"text":"The thing is, the Storytelling system and its derivatives works well when rolls are only called for when the outcome of a roll is of consequence. That is to say, if someone has enough or too few dots in something, a roll shouldn't be called unless dramatically appropriate. Hunger and its related systems in the other X5 systems work great when it's run as such. However, people like rolling dice. This leads to frenzying becoming more common than probably intended."}
+{"text":"All you need to do is only care about the hunger dice when it's feasible a frenzy could happen, instead of doing it literally every time the dice say so. Also, the hunger dice just make it so that whatever you do is obviously vampire. If the hunger dice came up while a player was picking a lock, I would probably ignore them. If I didn't ignore them, it might be as simple as them using their vampire strength to break the doorjam, which isn't ideal but it won't cause a masquerade breach. This idea that you need the player to frenzy and start ripping people in half in the streets because of the hunger dice is stupid, and if that's how you're treating the dice, then yeah, when you play the game in a stupid way, stupid things happen. How big of an impact the hunger dice have is within the control of your storyteller, so if the storyteller is botching it, it's their own fault."}
+{"text":"All you're doing is naming the styles I've posted while openly expressing my opinions. That's not you recognizing anything, that's just me telling you it's me. If you actually recognized my stuff, you would be able to name the dozen other styles I use where I haven't attached my opinions. Piro(?) attempted to emulate my gen because there was interest in it, something you don't admit. Funny how one of you will sulk and pretzel yourself trying to criticize my gens, but when one of my old styles resurfaces the reception is always positive."}
+{"text":"You've got a massive chip on your shoulder & I think you are confusing anons here. Also, I don't think anyone cares too deeply about what art you post as long as you aren't a dick about it. Maybe just be nice to others & others will be nice to you."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"It's perfectly balanced, as all things should be."}
+{"text":"no just wait a couple of weeks, the most powerful cards will show themselves"}
+{"text":"It’s a literal do nothing card. Blocked by CubRoid Dies to any black or Lesson deck Loses hard to Sultai Reanimator And it’s even worse on the draw. This is Sungold Sentinel all over again."}
+{"text":"New thread."}
+{"text":"Can these be played together or does archive require the search to have actually happened and shadow prevents it actually happening?"}
+{"text":"Now that he lost all credit for his scientific accomplishments, what exactly was the point of this guy? Like what purpose did he serve in his own empire?"}
+{"text":"Now that he lost all credit for his scientific accomplishments What are you talking about? He was discreetly giving the information to others so they would think they had discovered it themselves. He created the Custodes, but couldn't he have created the Astartes on his own? Come on, anon, don't be silly. Do you know why the Emperor had a copy of the entire Adeptus Astartes project before Astartes decided to erase everything? Because the Emperor had the original files, and she only had the copies."}
+{"text":"You're entire post is meaningless"}
+{"text":"meaningless lol, you got caught pretending to know Roman history, suck my cock faggot"}
+{"text":"not an argument, you can't even point out what's wrong with that paragraph. Even if you try now it'll be \"b-but space marines aren't monsters they're HEEEROESSS WAAAAAAA\" like the whiny little bitch cunt you are, unable to form your own original thoughts, a literal drone for GW's marketing and advertisements. I can't imagine a more miserable and pathetic fucking faggot fate than being you"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Is there any place where I can play poker online that's not filled with bots?"}
+{"text":"Probably places where real money is on the line"}
+{"text":"I am just now realizing that the weakest hand in poker is a high 7, assuming aces high."}
+{"text":"Yes yes that's what I'm looking for"}
+{"text":"No. Especially not from the USA"}
+{"text":"no"}
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+{"text":"Why isn't Playmobil more popular?"}
+{"text":"Find me a shop that sells Japanese only Gashapon items individually and I will. Last year when I used their site, the free shipping was absolutely worth it. I was buying items worth $1-3 a pop and my total order could be as low as $20-30 bucks, so even if their price per item was \"higher\" I didn't mind. Throw in the fact that this site is the *only* site I found that had a deep and frequently updating stock of the items I was looking for, and was selling them at non-absurd prices (for the most part, ebay prices for these things was three times higher) and it was very much worth buying from them. I'm glad I got everything I wanted back before the changes, because it wouldn't be worth making those small orders now. ....err, but yea, Playmobil. I managed to decorate that Castle I bought! Re-ment's stuff works really well with Playmobil's scale and has much nicer details then Playmobil's accessories. The Castle itself is still missing some key pieces that kind of bug me, but it's complete enough for me to play with and I'm not sure if it's worth investing more money into just to get those last two or three items I really want. Maybe I'll try and grab some pics when the kid goes to bed, can't get anywhere near it while she's awake because as soon as i start to play with it she wants to play with it too lol."}
+{"text":"Did you buy her a castle?"}
+{"text":"Oh Anon, she owns many castles. Has a whole damn city worth of buildings at this point."}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Based castle enjoyer."}
+{"text":"This isn't going to help them. If anything it'll only accelerate the company's crash by bringing in two people who'll double down on the DEI and deliberate ugliness. Hideo Kojima Hasbro should have done a MGC/Splinter Cell/Syphon Filter para-military game that's driven by character and story development in the late 90s when it was cheaper and faster to do so. Now it'll cost them up to a decade to make one, and half of that will be faggots in motion-tracking suits LARPing in warehouses."}
+{"text":"Exactly. If he was good for the industry, then he'd still be President of Nintendo America."}
+{"text":"You mean if he was good for shareholders"}
+{"text":"DEO wokeness costed companies billions in losses and shut down a lot of them."}
+{"text":"Nintendo is crashing right now tho... after he left."}
+{"text":"Just2good said he heard it's a smart play set"}
+{"text":"The viceroy hat or the purple dude from the 1000 dollar deathstar"}
+{"text":"She's in..."}
+{"text":"Black Falcon redhead tomboy...... uoh........"}
+{"text":"pope hat Fez and some rounded 1x1 piece attached to the top"}
+{"text":"The Quest for R2D2 edition. Post forgotten star wars video games from lego.com"}
+{"text":"I currently have them all except for the regular TIE, but trying to find one that's not absurdly priced sealed or in good condition seems nigh-impossible. So I wondered... maybe I could just order the parts separately? But not only that, all of them except the regular TIE use the new dark/light grey, so IF I do end up buying the parts separately, should I get it in new-grey...? Would that be considered alright for the sake of Consistency™ or would it be absolute blasphemy?"}
+{"text":"Make the TIE Defender with its droid pilot"}
+{"text":"This. Asoka shit will always be trash. Didn't read. You like playing with dog turds."}
+{"text":"George Jewcas, creator of Assoker"}
+{"text":"So HLJ is getting worse and JP shipping is getting out of control so I've decided to ship out my PW just to get it done before I have to start paying fees on them. Just asking if anyone has experience doing the same, did you bite the bullet and ship all at once or is it better to split them up? If you're wondering mix of mainly model kits, but also a few figures like figmas and nendos. And I guess anyone else pulling out of importing because of this?"}
+{"text":"Oh I see. Well yeah, what I'm meaning is where the design/sculpting and everything is done by a Chinese company."}
+{"text":"Seems like they have just increased shipping prices because even with our 15% tariff, it shouldn't be costing this much I’m pretty sure. And without Japan post there is no cheaper option anymore either Yeah even in the US, I can get Snail Shells cheaper than Japanese figures. Which is weird considering China was supposed to be the main 'enemy' in this trade war bullshit"}
+{"text":"If the tariffs don't get you then customs will. FedEx Customs held my package for over two weeks without notifying me."}
+{"text":"If import buyers are getting stretched I can't imagine how bad it is for more average toy buyers out there."}
+{"text":"It's not really bad for them at all? Import figures have always been more expensive than your domestic brands. Hasbro figs are still around $25 which is relatively quite cheap."}
+{"text":"OP copy pasta: \"currently unavailable\" Previously:"}
+{"text":"Tired Batman is Tired. We didn't see the warning signs. The Todd designed Batman looked so old and tired in his face. Most of us focused on the spikes and the weird details and the giant larger than life Bat Symbol. But we didn't see the true reflection was of McFarlane--so tired. He was ready to hand off his toy empire to middle management men who didn't care about cool looking toys. Who only cared about bonus incentives."}
+{"text":"I agree with the last part but no need to sound like a dick over all of this I think people are more annoyed by people spending too much on toys with poor quality. I for one never understood why people would pay hundreds of bucks for Mondo crap. I have the money, yet I'd rather get a Marvel Legends figure or Mafex instead. People paying too much can sometimes have negative impacts of overall quality We have gone over this in the past, mate. Most people out there have poor lifestyle choices. I'm often annoyed as well but it won't get you anywhere because people will always continue to bitch and moan and not improve their lives Sure, but it's fucking obnoxious and kind of ruins discussion for everyone It is obnoxious but don't you think ignoring them would be much better than antagonising them? If people were to stop discussing with people like that, it wouldn't be that much of an issue. You're part of the problem, yet you're denying your participation. What I always try to do (for better or worse) is to try talking about things I like while proactively ignoring the retards out there"}
+{"text":"sorry we can't afford patios my dawg and we have to resort to pallets. Plus, 80$ for 4 5POA figs is atrocious."}
+{"text":"for 20$, you can get atleast 6-10 pallets, you just give the 20 to the walmart employee outback to let you in."}
+{"text":"already forgotten You guys told me this was the second coming of Christ on how much you hyped it, why did it fail?"}
+{"text":"Kino theme"}
+{"text":"ugly toys"}
+{"text":"Yeah, one is new 3DPD Netflix slop and the other is a visually-iconic 30-year cultural titan. Baffling that Lego would adapt the adaptation instead of the actual source material."}
+{"text":"the artstyle doesn’t translate well to animation Why shouldn’t it? Relative to a lot of other anime, it’s simpler and should be easier to animate. It’s also far goofier than a lot of (typically self-serious) anime, giving license for less rigidity and more exaggeration in movement: this was used to great effect in Luffy’s recent form change (or whatever) where he suddenly took on a kind of Looney Tunes style. The anime only looks bad because most of it is cheaply made."}
+{"text":"Oh, so not that much of a difference. Got it."}
+{"text":"My recommendation try to sand nubs everything in surrounding area gets destroyed while nub remains Cut/shave. Don't sand unless you are painting or be minimal flat/gloss coat. Even simple sanding can \"destroy\" the general surface area surrounding the nub. It can be extremely noticeable when light hits from a certain angle between the unsanded/sanded section. (Though you can solved this by smooth sanding the whole kit or being really careful with your sanding- way too much hassle for both cases) use plastic cement to remove seamlines seamlines are still there Don't cement- unless you are fully painting the kit. Fused/cemented seamlines get yellow really quickly. Hobby japan did a test about this, the kit was worked on with only cement for fusing the seamlines. While the seamlines are gone and not noticeable at first but It started to yellow along the seamline like after 6 months. So unless you will be covering the lines with paint- don't bother with this. And if you are, you need to use primer/putty to cover the gaps and more sanding to make sure the paint don't \"sink\" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"spray parts with top coat after painting paint still rubs off Pre/semi-built and see if any area would get in the way and sand/cut that down. Get lacquer based coat. water based acrylic are not strong enough if you are to handle your kit. lacquer is able to handle minor scratches without the whole thing flaking off. Of course, it will get damaged even with lacquer if the paint keep get into contact with sharp things so do be careful. Get lacquer based coat Trust me on this. I did tests few years ago. Mr. Super Clear? even though they said it is lacquer, it is no where near as strong as other lacquer brands. Don't bother with the water based on either."}
+{"text":"Personally, from my experience, if paint chips off even after applying some protective layer, it means that primer failed to properly bound to the surface."}
+{"text":"thanks anon I feel like a lot of the reddit advice I looked at was for gunpla and not girlpla... seems kind of hard to find girlpla tutorials on american internet I appreciate the tips anons but I wish this stuff wasn't so complicated. There are so many different materials needed to get the best results and so many techniques to learn. It is a little stressful and I feel like I've had more fun when just building the basic kits and ignoring the flaws. For the next one I might just do a straight build and not bother with the rest. Don't really feel like wasting money on practice kits for characters I don't even want"}
+{"text":"We’ve created a brick that plays back. It's our biggest innovation since... erm... ever! The LEGO® SMART Play™ System is here. Get ready for SMART Bricks, SMART Tags and SMART Minifigures to add a whole new dimension to LEGO play. (YES WE’RE EXCITED.) So I guess this is the future of plastic brick toys now. Companies are making everything \"smart\". At least Lumibricks still has their light gimmick What do we think of this? Pre-orders open tomorrow by the way."}
+{"text":"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The Black Seas Barracuda on fire off the shoulder of the Eldorado fortress. I watched Futuron Defender ships glitter in the dark near the Blacktron message intercept base. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."}
+{"text":"Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a smart brick write a symphony? Can a smart brick turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? Can you?"}
+{"text":"God damn kids these days with their electronic Lego bricks. Back in my days we didn't have these AI internet connected ChatGPT WIFI bluetooth 5G Lego mumbo jumbo. We used to make OUR OWN sound effects with OUR mouths and vocal cords when playing without any of this AI hocus-pocus."}
+{"text":"you still have to do that with 99% of sets anon, calm down"}
+{"text":"Back in my day we had LIGHTS AND SOUNDS and we where damn glad to get it !"}
+{"text":"Are there any books or documentaries about Toys you guys find interesting? Stuff like how toys are made or how certain companies were invented? I'm really interested in learning more about the Japanese figure industry in particular. I wanna know how they became so advanced. They went from simple die cast and plastic toys in the 70s to figures that can now move like a human, I'm interested in how that happened"}
+{"text":"there was a show called \"The Toys That Built America\". I didn't watch all episodes but I liked the one about board games and the toy car wars."}
+{"text":"all those vintage toys and japanese robots I've been watching mostly older movies (40-50-60-70 decades) and using analogue stuff I listen to cassette players and records while building a Pentium 2 computer (I found an awesome new white keyboard and mouse), and I also dress in vintage clothes (I live outside the big cities in a small European town, so I'm not considered a freak like I might be in the center of a big American city). And at some point, I started thinking about how nice it would be to travel back in time, for example, to Italy in the 1970s. And I constantly think about the difficulties I would face, because I'm addicted to collecting action figures. I came to the conclusion that I would also start collecting Japanese toys, old Godzilla toys, early Japanese robots... If you're a time traveler and go back in time, that's the only way, because only Japan had good vintage toys before the 1980s and the \"toy-commercial cartoons\" boom in America. (yeah i know america had cool toys in the 60-70s but these were just a few of them and japanese toys were just better because they had that nerd-appeal)"}
+{"text":"I was actually on a board where he occasionally visited in the 1999/2000 area. It was one of those EZBoards that no longer exist. He had what was probably the largest private G1 MISB Transformers collection in existence at the time. One room in his house damn near looked like a toy store with even having store display shelves for selling stuff. He was selling it all off because he had a girlfriend who kept shaming him for having toys, and he sold everything on Ebay. I had kept a lot of the pics posted at that time, but they went out with a PC that died a long long time ago. Cool reminder that the late 90s through early 2000s were a unique and interesting time to be alive (and young). There was a lot happening. I hope Leo still collects, a mib G1 collection was pretty tough to assemble even back then. It must be near impossible or at least impossibly priced now."}
+{"text":"Not as many Americans would consider you a freak as you may think. 80s retrowave has been going on for over a decade now. Retro collectors are everywhere. And a lot of people wish that they could go back to a simpler time."}
+{"text":"AFA-graded MISB Megatron is a $10,000 toy now. It easily could cost $200,000 to collect the first two years of Transformers in perfect MISB condition. It's not cheap anymore."}
+{"text":"Becky Quick on CNBC likes legos. When she was working form home during covid you could see it all in the background. All photos of her legos obsession have been purged from the internet."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: In stores and online currently: Samurai Predator (Hunting Grounds) TMNT Archie Adventures April the 5th Turtle TMNT Mirage/Image: Cyborg Donatello, Raph as Shredder, Nobody, Karai, Bodycount Casey Jones TMNT Last Ronin: Casey Marie w/Odyn & Uno, Nightwatcher April Ben Cooper KISS wave Retro Cloth Wednesday Jaws Poster Series Ultimate Art the Clown (Terrifier), Bloody Art the Clown (Wal-Mart exclusive) Toony Terror Art the Clown, Toony Terror Santa Art Ultimate Michael Myers (Halloween H20) Ultimate Michael Myers (Resurrection) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Little Bird would've been nice."}
+{"text":"Because the eyes sit more flush into the beak on the actual costume. Most people have Big Bird imprinted into their brains from when they were kids so any slight difference is going to trigger an uncanny valley response."}
+{"text":"I mean, since they did the Universal Monsters and if they did something like the Three Stooges, there's a bunch of things they could mine - the OG Addams Family, the Munsters, Bewitched, they should just use their mailing list and run a poll and see what the market would bear. But they really should do a George Reeves Superman - it would be a huge seller but it would sell. And I wouldn't mind NECA's take on the Fleischer shorts. If fucking Mezco wasn't going to let us army build the Mechanical Monster's, I'm fine with NECA giving us a set."}
+{"text":"Elmo sad"}
+{"text":"Bewitched would make good retro cloths honestly. I'd like Dick Van Dyke or something too."}
+{"text":"Buy! Sell! Trade! THE RULES: -We have e-mails for a reason. USE THEM. -Be sure to have PRICES (with photos preferably) in your SALE listings - NO \"feeler\" posts, just post the thing with a price. -Ignore price-policing posts, as someone will ALWAYS complain. E-mail the seller and communicate accordingly if pricing is an issue. -I'll save you the effort: check Mandarake, either for pricing (if selling), or for availability (if buying). -Don't shit-talk buyers or sellers without evidence. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"peg fodder Out of curiosity what in the world does this entail? But yeah, I've sold plenty of stuff to other anons searching for things over the years. I feel like they just never post that they got anything afterwards though."}
+{"text":"i would, but it's a bunch of loose figures that i don't really think anyone else would be interested in, like a few blank fodder bodies and loose figures that are missing accessories although, now that the bst is back, i should start selling stuff again"}
+{"text":"Eh...if you're selling them for cheap I think people won't really care if they're not 100% complete. Comes with the territory."}
+{"text":"how much did you get them for originally? the jr’s themselves were $85 on 5ktoys. $100 sounds like a steal"}
+{"text":"Is it mostly burger anons in this thread ? There's one or two things I'd like to sell but I'm in yurop"}
+{"text":"A costume made by Mindxstorm, it seems this guy (the figure I mean) is pretty famous in 1\\6 warrior forums, but even the archive is kinda hard to get, I had to reverse google search the only main image I had, then go trough forums and find it. Anyways; I will post the photos available of the \"CIA-SAD Night Ops\" custom"}
+{"text":"12-inch Figure: DML Ranger Larry Nash. Three Hole Balaclava: Custom Made from black stretch fabric. Tactical Goggles: From 21st Century Toys Scud Hunter figure. Removed plastic buckle. Night Vision Binocular Rig: Modified from a pair of bbi Night Ops SEAL \"Owl\" NVG monocular. A second tube was added to the left side of the IR illuminator housing. Please click here to see my NVG tutorial: Modifying The bbi NVG Monocular"}
+{"text":"Radio Headset: Custom made using misc. black nylon, elastic webbing, black bbi buttons and Fabri-Tac. The boom mic is made from an electric guitar string painted black. The mic diaphragm is hole punched from a plastic DML Navy SEAL gloved hand. A small hole was made in it to attach onto the mic boom. Then it was also painted black with flat acrylic paint. The small-coiled wire coming from the headsets earphone is a piece of 28-gauge PVC coated solid core wire. It was coiled into shape by winding the wire around a thin and straighten out paper clip. The bbi push switch's button was painted OD. Between the push switch and radio is a piece of 26-gauge solid core/PVC wire. The wire attachments are all made with miniature sections of heat shrink tubing. The DML Motorola Radio is located in a small vest pouch on the left side of the LBV. The horizontal pouch was removed from the upper right of the vest and secured to the open loops on the vest under the left arm. BDU's: bbi EF SWAT Team \"Barret\". The chest pockets were relocated to the upper arms and the shirt is tucked into the pants. Not seen is a narrow elastic belt to hold the pants tight. Also, the pants have belt loops that worked nice for this purpose. Body Armor: bbi Night Ops SEAL armor vest modified by removing one of the Velcro waist panels for a more streamed lined fit. Also the silver hardware on the shoulder straps was painted black. SOE CQB Vest: bbi Green Beret's \"Eagle/Rogue\" modified by painting the OD nylon fabric black with acrylic paint. Replaced the fastex buckles on the front and upper rear with DKY upgrade buckles that have a bit more streamed line look. Added two tri-glide buckles to the shoulder adjustment straps in front. Also added extra bbi black webbing and buttons for holding the knife under the left shoulder's utility loops."}
+{"text":"A thread dedicated to Jada Toys and its figure lines. Jada’s model cars are for the diecast general. -Street Fighter 2 -Street Fighter Alpha 3 -Mega Man -Cyberpunk: Edgerunners -Scooby Doo -Food Mascots -Invincible -Christmas Figures Previous: Street Fighter 2 Waves Wave 1 - Ryu, Fei Long, Chun Li Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"people don't care about the Mega Man game that started it all people don't want literally three of the most prominent robot masters ever (Fire, Ice, and Elec Man) people don't give a shit about Mega Man X which is basically even more beloved by fans than the original games Nigga, are you on crack? Then you have been paying zero attention to what Mega Man fans have been demanding for ages apparently. I'm mostly interested in Mega Man and Zero myself but if you think people don't want robot masters, you're clearly delusional"}
+{"text":"Juhn dismissing X entirely pisses me off, like just do what you have done with classic Mega Man and make the mavericks, not just X and Zero like he seems to think."}
+{"text":"People seem to like Mega Man but this seems like a quiet low-key not very populated gen."}
+{"text":"I'm fairly well-fed as a Mega Man fan desu. i got my classic. Just waiting on Proto Man. Picked up a couple robot masters. I'm not really waiting on anything. Maybe I get Bass. so I don't have much to say"}
+{"text":"I love MMX and Battle Network way more than classic MM but let's be real, making the X Mavericks would be crazy in terms of effort due to the uniqueness of the designs. They wouldn't be able to reuse a single design, it's simply not feasible. What pisses me off more is that I'd like to see them do MMX and Zero but those won't be done as well. Still, I won't complain because they are doing so many other things right Thing is that releases are being discussed but that there isn't much to say since the quality is pretty great. Notice how Marvel and DC generals are way more active because people shit on the quality all the time. You can only praise figures so often before everyone and their mom knows about it and it gets redundant.  kind of proves said point"}
+{"text":"Previous: NECA Last Ronin Re-Evolution sets shipping from the NECA store Ben Cooper TMNT wave shipping Mirage City at War Karai, Last Ronin Lost Years Nightwatcher April, Mirage Bodycount Casey, Mirage Nobody, Mirage Cyborg Donatello, Mirage Raphael as Shredder, Last Roning Lost Years Casey Marie with Turtle Tots shipping from NECA Store & showing up at Target McFarlane Toys IDW TMNT Page Punchers wave 1 is hitting Target & Online (Leo, Don, Foot Ninja, Shredder) IDW Page Punchers wave 2 (Mikey, Raph, Rocksteady, Bebop) up for pre-order Mezco One:12 Shredder up for pre-order One:12 movie TMNT up for pre-order Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"He either thinks Street Sharks are an official TMNT spin off or he knows there is enough cross over interest between TMNT and Street Sharks that people will know. I know my interest in TMNT also led to me buying Street Sharks as well back in the 90s"}
+{"text":"i don't understand how 90% of a company's output can go on deep clearance and they're still getting contracts"}
+{"text":"It's enabled by low interest rates. S7 persisted for years but only got into danger when interest rates rose, putting a cap on the amount of free money available."}
+{"text":"Not only would a TMNT/SS crossover be one of the few TMNT crossovers that actually make sense compared to random shit like Cobra Kai, Godzilla, and Stranger Things but the non-turtle characters wouldn't recieve the shit end of the stick like with the MOTU one (The MOTU characters are wearing cruddy turtle-themed armor and purple He-Man). -Sharks are decked in ninja gear with \"shark\" versions of the turtles weapons IE Ripster getting Shark-atanas. -Turtles are gene-slammed with shark DNA and turn into monstrous, Slash-esque versions of themselves. -Piranoid turned into a mutagen-exposed version of himself bursting out of his suit. -Shredder decked in a cross between Piranoid's armor and his suit."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Skywarp and the Insecticons in Dramatic Capture For the life of me I can't think of a scene where those four ever interacted."}
+{"text":"Got my shipping notice for Oxtimus I imagine Fangry is just going to be a rerelease of the four pack"}
+{"text":"There was one."}
+{"text":"Unicron Soldier because what the fuck is it And then Jetfire (who I hope comes with an Optimus rerelease so I can finally rectify my mistake)"}
+{"text":"There will definitely be Optimus, but the only question is if they will be reissuing Armada Optimus a second time or taking the opportunity to release Powerlinx Optimus"}
+{"text":"Young man, there's a need to feel down, I said Young man, Discord is full of clowns, I said Young man, Glyos Connection ghost town There's a need to be unhappy Young man, there's no place you can go, I said Young man, Reddit is a shit show you can Facebook and I'm sure you will find You get fucked hard from the behind But it's fun to sing 'cause hey, glyos is gay! Morphoid incoming!!!"}
+{"text":"JANUARY Shallot [Web Exclusive] Giblet [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Son Goku - Legendary Super Saiyan (Genkidamatsuri Edition) [Dragon Ball Genkidamatsuri Exclusive] Broly (40th Anniversary Reissue Edition Second Run) [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black (Reissue) FEBRUARY Krillin - Son Goku’s Old Friend [Web Exclusive] Grand Elder Guru [Web Exclusive] Beast Son Gohan (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Demon King Piccolo (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Great Ape Vegeta (Event Exclusice Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Full Power Legendary Super Saiyan Broly (Reissue) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The new goku figures all have no neck."}
+{"text":"stop talking to yourself"}
+{"text":"kinda lost intrest in db figures. The quality and effort isn't there"}
+{"text":"same we didn't need another gapku"}
+{"text":"JANUARY Shallot [Web Exclusive] Giblet [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Son Goku - Legendary Super Saiyan (Genkidamatsuri Edition) [Dragon Ball Genkidamatsuri Exclusive] Broly (40th Anniversary Reissue Edition Second Run) [Web Exclusive] Super Saiyan Rosé Goku Black (Reissue) FEBRUARY Krillin - Son Goku’s Old Friend [Web Exclusive] Grand Elder Guru [Web Exclusive] Beast Son Gohan (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Demon King Piccolo (Event Exclusive Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Great Ape Vegeta (Event Exclusice Color Edition) [Web Exclusive] Full Power Legendary Super Saiyan Broly (Reissue) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"It's glorp being retarded again. Been shitting up the whole board honestly. Spams shit about QC issues in the figuarts general Keeps thinking he's doxing someone in the roku threads Is the guy that keeps shilling those weird chink figures in Revoltech threads Shits up Figma threads, coincidentally he was a Figma-fag that got dabbed on"}
+{"text":"Saw this comment in another thread  before reading your comment, and i was thinking hmmm why does this guy sound so familiar. Looks like it's the same person."}
+{"text":"this have to be the worst figure in the line Eh, I'd still give the worst to either 1.0 Saiyan Saga Vegeta or Kefla. After opening my Shallot, it is a bit better than i expected, but still not great: face plates are horrendously glossy in both pictures and 'in person' 'Screaming' SSB blue is probably the best of them all...but like Games Begin Goku it really does not want to stay in the face peg shoulders being a different shade than the arms themselves is less offensive in person than the pictures made it seem at least on my copy, the paint on the neck is noticeable, but at least isn't sloppy or scuffed like some of the pictures articulation and movement is fine aside from the ankles being a little loose armor is basic, but does look good elbow joints, like in the early pictures, were done in a really weird way. (Half the joint is skin colored and half the joint is the black under armor color) With a matte coat this could have been a solid figure, but for sure feels sloppy/phoned in as it stands currently. (Though, being a perpetual optimist, I'd rather have paint issues than joint/movement ones.)"}
+{"text":"I doubt it. Something about the face sculpt is so mushy. Also would have to repaint the shoulders to look better."}
+{"text":"this is true shallot is ugly as hell but at least he's functional kefla was doggy doo doo"}
+{"text":"Also called Digital Pets and VPets or V-Pets? I guess also V Pets. Yeah. Question of the Thread: Did anyone buy picrel?"}
+{"text":"You guys have any Grail devices? Or any devices on the way you’re excited to receive? I finally bit the bullet on a Ura, and that can’t arrive fast enough."}
+{"text":"Idk if they are grails but the Digimon Xs are pretty expensive now and i have the first four versions. Also have three Digimon Minis and those are definitely more expensive than a few years ago but nothing really unreachable. My Godzilla is on the way and im pretty stoked for that"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah dude. I got the flu a couple weeks back, and ended up watching a bunch of Showa/Heisei Godzilla movies while recovering. Pulled out the Godzilla Digimon again and got a Gigan while watching Vs. Gigan. Any monsters you’re particularly looking forward to? And any you’re hoping for on the upcoming Godzilla pendulum? I’d really love Megalon or a proper Hedorah"}
+{"text":"Big Godzilla and Digimon fan so yeah it’s just a perfect match, rewatched 84 a few weeks back, beautiful film. Really looking forward to Mothra and Biollante, Kiryu too. any you’re hoping for on the upcoming Godzilla pendulum? Battra, Jet Jaguar, Minilla, Ebirah, all the Shin Godzilla stages and King Ceaser because i think his sprite would be cool. Snow Godzilla would be a cool niche variant but its not needed"}
+{"text":"A full Shin line would be incredible. Total missed opportunity given just how well the evolution aspect fits the device. Seconding Jet Jaguar as well. Could also be fun to get the whole Destroy All Monsters cast on a device. Some of the less celebrated monsters like Gorosaurus and Manda would make good adult stage entries."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: -Mafex Blue Venom Announced -Mafex Deadpool and Wolverine Brown Suit Wolverine Announced -Marvel Legends Punisher Mech Announced (no pre-order info) -Marvel Legends Astonishing Colossus and Kitty Pryde 2 pack Announced (Fan Channel 1/8/2026) -Marvel Legends Riders Johnny Blaze Ghost Rider (1970s) Announced (Fan Channel Exclusive, January pre-order) -Marvel Legends Deluxe Abomination Announced (no pre-order info) -Marvel Legends Deluxe Grizzly/Ursa Major announced (Pulse Exclusive 1/15/2026) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"That one was the swap - nothing damaged. They already refunded me for that but took their time since I wouldn't accept credit. The second one, yeah, I'm reporting as broken."}
+{"text":"is this actually better than the carded figure that came out two years ago"}
+{"text":"It's the same figure but repainted + fewer accessories + more expensive"}
+{"text":"As expected of Hasbro. The power of transmuting plastic into gold in your hand."}
+{"text":"Honest question, but are you new to toys?"}
+{"text":"Post toy-gore"}
+{"text":"You're an obsessed freak"}
+{"text":"I'm sure you'd be singing a different tune if he was shitting up one of your threads on the regular."}
+{"text":"And what? Shit up one of the 50+ spam Lego threads? This place sucks. I just want to talk about toys and all the alternative places are even worse."}
+{"text":"I see so many broken joints in this threads and wonder why aren't they making them (the joints) from more flexible materials like TPU."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you're an obseseed freak. Get cancer already."}
+{"text":"Things escalate quickly with attack, counter-attack and retaliation between the brothers. Many recognizable classic poses aside, this image is the only one to show a crawling pose, partially anyway."}
+{"text":"The climax is when other bro captures army men bro's soldiers and dumps them into the family snowblower, to await a fate worse than death. Army men bro retaliates by destroying other bro's prized book on Egypt and this is when both are finally overcome by the consequences of their actions and make amends, with other bro vowing to buy army men bro some new soldiers."}
+{"text":"where is the garden guy"}
+{"text":"What garden guy"}
+{"text":"1/13 Purple Symbiote suit and 1/16 Adol preorders start. TBD Luke (Street Fighter 6) Ryu (Street Fighter 6) JANUARY Great Mazinger (Dynamic Pro) Harley Quinn - Suicide Squad ISEKAI Ver. (DC) Tartaglia/Childe - Foul Legacy Ver. (Genshin Impact) Black Luster Soldier (Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters) Ryu Hayabusa - NINJA GAIDEN 3: Razor's Edge Ver. (NINJA GAIDEN) Kasumi - NINJA GAIDEN 3: Razor's Edge Ver (NINJA GAIDEN) Hatsune Miku - Fit Boxing Ver. (VOCALOID) FEBRUARY Evangelion Unit-01 (Rebuild of Evangelion) 4th Angel (Rebuild of Evangelion) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Smelly and musky pantsu! Hehehe NO! THAT'S MY STUDENT!"}
+{"text":"It's the only 1/12 figure this character will likely ever get."}
+{"text":"sexy ice kinda changed the game and now everyone is jumping on making cool dudes"}
+{"text":"What is this? Not sure it looks as cool as Unkval tho"}
+{"text":"Nothing will stop the T-800 now. The Evil T-1000 doesn't stand a chance!"}
+{"text":"Hasta La Vista, Lameoid!"}
+{"text":"Haha, another victory for Terminator!"}
+{"text":"1/16 UE chenillette, lol. rough prototyping, I dont think i'll ever paint it"}
+{"text":"Started this 'Revell' Ju 188 A-2 three days ago, some images of details in the cockpit. It's originally a Dragon mold from 1990, the Revell issue has better decals tho and includes PE. Its very straightforward, the entire interior has no more than 18 parts when finished, the seats are a bit inaccurate and the MG-81 Z is primal in detail but thanks to comprehensive decals one can make it look very saturized with proper painting"}
+{"text":"Revell is always best when the plastic is not from Revell. I give them that. Their reboxes are very often a better deal than the originals."}
+{"text":"1/.25 ratio This is some next level retardation. Do you understand that this is a 4/1 ratio, correct? Why would you mix ratios and decimals?"}
+{"text":"But this one has the US flag on the belly :^) cement isn't that like pro level? There are some autists that refuse to call plastic glue \"glue\" because \"It's plastic cement not plastic \"glue\"\" while totally failing to realize that \"A cement is a binder, a chemical substance used for construction that sets, hardens, and adheres to other materials to bind them together.\" Making it as much or little cement as it is glue. Really you should be calling it \"plastic solvent\" if you want to be autistic about it. It melts the plastic and then it sticks together when the solvent evaporates."}
+{"text":"are they good? are they even toys? are they slop? what's the general consensus of hot toys because every time i come across a hot toys collector, they just don't seem all that intelligent."}
+{"text":"I've always wondered who buys these multi thousand dollar statues of movie characters. Then I saw this and I think I know now."}
+{"text":"I got into Hot Toys around 2015 or so when an anon here bought a HT Iron Man accidentally when he was getting his friend a gift and got into them for a bit. He helped disspell a lot of preconceived ideas about them like a lack of articulation, and while they aren't Revoltech level he was ale to show off Iron Man posing well. He was also finding some decent prices under $200 on some figures as well. There was actually some great deals on Mandarake at the time and you could get a bunch of figures for $150 shipped. Like Silver Centurion Iron Man. That said, both the price and the quality has increased to the point where it's frustrating and too expensive for me to be into them. There's also so many versions of characters you end up double dipping or constantly upgrading It just stopped being fun, and my OCD would flare up when an even more expensive company like InArt would offer a better, pricier version and then the cheaper, lesser version feels pointless. stylized toys will always have their own niche, but with a replica style toy the point will partly be the be the most realistic look. So anything that's not top of the line is at risk of dating quickly. I do think the comic based figures they've been doing are cool, but also way too pricy for what I'd be willing to spend."}
+{"text":"Yeah, they’re great for Iron Man and they’ve made some absolute beauties. I don’t really love anything else they’ve made that has excess soft goods, but they do good Iron Men."}
+{"text":"No they're dolls i don't know what this means sux"}
+{"text":"are they even toys? nah esto"}
+{"text":"A thread about toys! Let's celebrate the new year Edition! Hi again all, post some pictures of your toys welcoming the new year!! Oh! toys acting your new years resolution could be good. As always balance poses encouraged and group pictures are always fun. Memorable mentions: Scrag annon, great set of pics they kept me entertained. Shaggy annon! Really brought it to life. Retro game night was a great picture i think we can all agree. Mice guy, im waiting for more pictures my man. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Good question, I recommend a good quality craft knife like this where the blade extends out a good 10cm or so. Using a steel ruler I had no problem cutting a whole board in half with good vertical angles. Takes a few repeats cuts but you can oil the blade up slightly and it will run through it more smoothly. A hotwire machine is cool but unless you're making tons of intricate dioramas it's not needed."}
+{"text":"Alright thanks. I try to watch guides but literally every single one is like \"buy a hot wire\" and I don't really want to fuck with that."}
+{"text":"I'd love for a company to make a set of generic figures of a bunch of stuff. caveman grey alien hazmat suit cleanup guy zombie nurse picrel is D13 Toys John the Baptist, it's not quite grug enough, but a cool figure."}
+{"text":"Glad to see everyone having fun."}
+{"text":"nta Did Gi Joe make a generic fireman and cop?"}
+{"text":"This will probably die like the last one but... JOYTOY announced the Fatal Fury Team from KOF '98"}
+{"text":"I should specify, true 1/12th or 7-8 inches 1/12th scale."}
+{"text":"Man why couldn't shf give us effects accessories like these..."}
+{"text":"the old d-arts one actually had pretty nice accessories for the old ass terry too bad terry himself wasn't the best, but it's an old ass figure"}
+{"text":"This Chun Li is great. I'm looking forward to seeing E. Honda w/ the slap effect."}
+{"text":"Last thread seemed to get knocked off, so post your displays."}
+{"text":"I have a ranch, does that count?"}
+{"text":"Show us your chickens, I know you have them"}
+{"text":"Arnold lives on a farm Bet he has chickens"}
+{"text":"Did you ever considered putting some wallpapers behind your figures? Sorry. Missed this reply. For the longest I wasn't going to because the glass is height adjustable and I was changing it up a lot at first, but now its kinda settled and I've finally decided to get shelf lights I may now consider backgrounds."}
+{"text":"oh my GOD IT'S HAPPENING"}
+{"text":"I unironically agree. Toriyama is a talentless hack that hated his job but I feel like he loved working on games more than ever on dragon ball given how the games are at least a coherent story but that might be due to square enix involment and none on his part."}
+{"text":"He never touched the stories. Just art."}
+{"text":"SD instead of normal proportions That's how they are depicted on the cover and game manual. They don't have normal proportions."}
+{"text":"He was a gag artist who was forced to write serious storylines against his own will. The Freezer stuff was him taking a crack at dramatic story telling just so his characters could have a nice memorable sendoff. He didn't think for a second his editors were going to twist his arm into doing 2-3 more arcs like that."}
+{"text":"Literally going for official art."}
+{"text":"Pokémon General - Gotta Buy Them All! Ongoing lines of interest: Pokepla: Non-scale Plastic Model kits (assembly required) - Entry level model kits, no glue required. Has stickers, paint optional. MonColle: Non-scale trading & action figures - Most being non-scale around 5cm. Has Larger releases up to 10cm with limited articulation. Jazwares: Non-scale trading & action figures - Ranging from 2\" to 3\", 4.5\" with battle gimmicks, 6\" action figures (Select) and 12\" action figures (Epic). Scale World: 1/20th scale figures - A static line scaled entirely within itself at 1/20th scale. New on the block: Blokees: Non-scale action figures (assembly required) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"If Blokees did make those it would be no different than if Moncolle made them. They'd be far too small to go with other figures What. no I will be more than happy with Lugia at the size of Blokees Charizard. Charizard is a perfect size for such toys. I'm not a scale-schizo Agreed. If we're talking about a line like Zukan or Scale World, then obviously the scale matters but for an articulated line so long as the general size is considered I don't need exact sizes replicated in Blokees or Select. I would love to see select figures of, Kyogre and Groudon to go with Rayquaza. I don't need them to be in the Epic line. Though I kinda wish we got better articulation in the epic line."}
+{"text":"Kino"}
+{"text":"What is going on"}
+{"text":"Tomy gets to reap the rewards in Japan of being the longtime toy partner for the biggest media franchise on the planet by releasing anniversary merch and retro inspired nostalgia bait to critical acclaim Jazwares gets to shit out another pearly repaint of the Kantoooo slop starters, maybe with the 30th anniversary logo on the box if we're lucky Blokees saved us with having cool Pokemon builds but may be going to shit if they decided to jump the bigger figures over to another part of their line thats more expensive and gives us less figures per \"wave\""}
+{"text":"Oh also one of the bigger content creators showed off what a few others in the discord found out; the fucking wings of Noivern have shitty paint on them that cracks as soon as you move them and the paint rubs off because of the material"}
+{"text":"They BTFO Lego multiples times in the past on their own. It's crazy to think now but the Dragons line at its peak allowed them to surpass Lego in sales."}
+{"text":"They need to lean hard into what Lego isn't allowed to do: war/military toys. Boys absolutely love army toys but Lego won't make them because of gay ideological reasons. Easy win right there."}
+{"text":"Go away Athena."}
+{"text":"Any news yet on Halo"}
+{"text":"halo is kill"}
+{"text":"So LEGO allegedly have vowed to never do military subjects so it doesn't \"promote war\" to kids but then go and do a literal F-14 set? Hypocrisy much?"}
+{"text":"It’s okay if it’s a movie. fighter pilot Kek."}
+{"text":"Forgot pic."}
+{"text":"Then why did they cancel the V-22 Osprey (in civilian rescue service) for the same reason?"}
+{"text":"The existence of the Lego Coast Guard implies that there's definitely narco terrorists that need to be blown out of the water"}
+{"text":"It may be because Creator puts more focus on the building angle and less on the roleplaying/bombing stuff. It doesn't even include minifigs to pilot the plane. The same could be said about the V-22, but it was more detailed and realistic. It was also branded and could be considered promotion of a militar hardware company. The Indiana Jones plane is a recreation of a specific scene with named characters and shit. There are many factors that relate to whether the set encourages violent play or not, or promotion of violence, and the whole thing can't be 100% objective."}
+{"text":"I've been in a bit of a Lego dark age for a while because original themes have become rarer and rarer these days. But yesterday I bought this bad boy and built it. Haven't had this much fun with a toy in years, especially Lego. Dreamzzz is such a kino theme. Now I wanna gow out an buy the rest of the wave."}
+{"text":"Truly a kino set indeed"}
+{"text":"Dreamzzz gets a lot of shit but it's easily my favorite modern theme."}
+{"text":"Four Horsemen/Mythic Legions The Highlands Warrior releases as a ToyConNJ Exclusive Mid April Grym the Executioner comes to Zolocon Feb 2026, standard release will be online sometime after. Cosmic Headpacks/Discount Combos Pre-Orders active until Jan 25 Joe Manganiello’s Arkhan the Cruel Pre-Order starts Late Jan Rising Sons Starts shipping early Feb Retailer 2025 Wave street date of Feb 18 Oxkrewe 2 Shipping March Mythic RPG Kickstarter coming Mid Feb, will have various TTRPG items as well as new figures, including the newly revealed Elf Thief Large In Stock sale coming March, featuring Legionscon Exclusives, Qoi, FO Thoth and more coming Mid April Savage Crucible Savage Stands and Deluxe Dungeon sets shipping now Wave 2 restock, the Varnoks and Stands/Dungeons in stock sale coming soon, date tba Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What excites me about this wave is that it’s genuinely one of the strongest Original Trilogy lineups we’ve seen in years. It feels almost like an *ultimate* OT wave, packed with some of the most iconic elements from the trilogy, and the designs themselves are honestly excellent. The smart bricks don’t really bother me when I think about how far LEGO has come, and the prices are actually pretty reasonable compared to other modern Star Wars sets. LEGO was never cheap to begin with, and by today’s standards, these sets are far from outrageous. If anything, they feel like a premium, modern take on the “classic” style—almost a spiritual successor to the early 2000s era. Overall, I’m really impressed by the creativity and care that went into these, and it’s hard not to be excited about what LEGO is doing here."}
+{"text":"Are you the faggot clogging up /toy/ with all of these LEGO topics when you should be doing as normal and containing them to one \"general\" thread?"}
+{"text":"M dash I know what you are."}
+{"text":"creativity sure, why not?"}
+{"text":"I like these so much bros"}
+{"text":"I wonder if they'll do a prequels wave of smart brick sets."}
+{"text":"Why are all Creator sets now either \"thing but lego\" or brick built animals? Like sure we get some classic theme throwback once a year but that's it."}
+{"text":"Why are all Creator sets now either \"thing but lego\" or brick built animals? Um... weren't they always like that?"}
+{"text":"what the fuck were they supposed to be?"}
+{"text":"Because modern creator is less about it being a parts bavk anymore and it's just a \"look it up on rebrickable\" set. I can't wait to byuld yet another MILLENNIUM FALCON (tm) from my 3in1 hamster."}
+{"text":"blud's face looks like a butthole"}
+{"text":"or a very angry Oscar Mayer wiener."}
+{"text":"100%. They were so unique to the scale and I immediately lost interest when they switched. I'm enough of a scalefag to have my interest piqued soley on something being 1/18. He'd go great with Hammond Collection Ellie Sattler and her poop hands"}
+{"text":"so 40k miniatures from games workshop are not toys?"}
+{"text":"40k miniatures would probably be classified as \"statue shit\" by the common rule obsessed /toy/ user."}
+{"text":"Im no jerk but yeah, its commonly thought that non poseable minis are not toy."}
+{"text":"so where do i post statue stuff on 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Warhammer specifically my guess would be /tg/"}
+{"text":"old"}
+{"text":"You can clearly see in reviews that they don’t use the same plastic on MP’s Why even think it’s ambiguous?"}
+{"text":"NA Sideswipe turned out so well. I know the chunky arm kibble and articulated hands are divisive, but I love the torso design and slim body proportions."}
+{"text":"Has there been any news on more Generations-sized 3P figures since Romulus? Maybe a 2.0? I don't keep up much with 3P news."}
+{"text":"Sure, check out Cang Toys new Trans Age line and upcoming WFC Bruticus from Rising force Other than that just KO stuff as far as I’m aware"}
+{"text":"Oh cool beans, thanks anon :)"}
+{"text":"Previous one: Recent release out now: retro-carded cartoon-colors BAT Recent orders: Arctic HISS Coming between March and June: Big Lob Cobra-La Royal Guard Lifeline Night Viper Hit-n-Run Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Any day now [spoiler]fucking retard[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"Spoilers don't work on /toy/, newfren"}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"better than vala trash"}
+{"text":"Some Vala stuff is alright. I just wish he'd quit making female figures look like bulldog lesbians out of cowardice of being cancelled by woketards who aren't buying his stuff anyway."}
+{"text":"Wait nevermind I just read that they're formation arts which isnt that bad. So many years of saying 'u knoe' and it finally happened."}
+{"text":"I loved this game and those in game action figures were great."}
+{"text":"SE used to do other IPs they don't own years ago under their PAK line(Bleach, Resident Evil, Tekken, Mass Effect, Devil May Cry, Marvel, Metal Gear, etc). For their Bring Arts line, they only did Marvel, the rest are from their IPs, I think their Bring Arts Marvel line flopped so safe to say there won't be 3rd party IPs coming out for that line anytime soon I don't think SE will do a Bring Arts line of Remake as they are already heading towards the PA SHIN line I could be wrong and they simultaneously release a Bring Arts Remake line but it doesn't make sense from a business prospective as release 2 articulated similar lines in different scale will only cannibalize their sales Awesome display, I may copy yours and get those risers too, nice of you to get 1st release Tifa, the fringe of her bangs really does makes the difference compared to the reissues Saw this last Saturday night when looking out for oob pics of Mythril Claws version but didn't post it due to the no statue rule of /toy Speaking of Mythril Claws version, finally found someone who took a pic of her oob, granted owner didn't used the new face and the claws itself but atleast we have now a pic of the figure to see if there are difference between the 1st release, the reissue and the Mythril Claws version Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Didn't find any pics of Bring Arts Mythril Claws Tifa today so I will continue tomorrow, according to SE's JP store, her release is officially tomorrow which I forgot to update when posting the release dates of upcoming figures above. Hopefully we may get more pics of her soon. Thinking about the Form-Ism Chrono Trigger figures, now that SE is open on revisiting that series, a Bring Arts of Chrono Trigger with normal proportions similar to the anime scenes on PS1 version is not farfetched anymore and may happen anytime soon, unless SE doesn't like money"}
+{"text":"They HATE money though."}
+{"text":"So her metal card weapon is a little fella. Do you think it's gonna be atoumonous or a drone?"}
+{"text":"Metal Cardbot moar liek plastic brickbots"}
+{"text":"I dont want to ruin a general, so ill post it outside. I've fucking had it with Lego. It's never the prices that bother me, it's the fact that their builds comparably suck to what Mega Construx has done better. For the latter, we get better, more posable minifigs, distinctive bricks and parts, and much cleaner builds that do as much to avoid relying on part reuse. Lego's minifigs are the same 5poa shits and still use parts that are are only versatile because they HAVE to be, resulting in a blocky inaccurate mess that pays little tribute to its source."}
+{"text":"Mega Construx did a better job is what im saying"}
+{"text":"Agree on this"}
+{"text":"oh no i cant afford lego again boo hoo"}
+{"text":"Mega figures are too flimsy with all their articulation anyways and are filled with QC issues They're not for hamhands."}
+{"text":"Any scale, any series. If it's a modular robot toy, post it here. TakaraTomy Diaclone Reboot (3mm 4mm) Transformers Weaponizers/Modulators/Fossilizers/Wildocking (3mm 5mm) Tomica Hyper series (5mm) ZOIDS (3mm) Plarail Shinkalion (5mm) T-SPARK Toyrise (5mm) etc Bandai MUGENBINE Musou (3mm) 30 Minutes Label (Mission/Fantasy/Sisters) (3mm) Animagear (3mm) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Apparently the new BeastBox horse’s head pops off at the base of the neck"}
+{"text":"Meaning that centaur mechs are on the menu"}
+{"text":"It's not just tiny guys. I remember my very first modular robot. It was that 15ish USD Wing Gundamn kit they released back when it was airing on Toonami. And pretty much the only reason I got that was because I liked the anime, and Wing Gundam was a transformer, with a jet mode. Those kits came with 5-6ish cm figurines of the pilots, to display next to their machines, and I think I ended up just throwing away ever pilot mini I got. The thing that makes the little dudes cool is the ability for the to interact with the machines like a play set"}
+{"text":"They sent out early sets out to a couple dozen Chinese tiktokers but none of them showed this off."}
+{"text":"MC drop on Jan 28th. Unknown what line it is for as of posting Origins/Cartoon Collection: PoG Gray (He-Ro alter ego) revealed along with Pythonus Mark Taylor Origins Sketchbook edition of He-Man and Man-E-Faces revealed. Multi-Bot shipping now Great Black Wizard went on sale Jan 9th Wave 1 and 2 of 200x shipping (He-Man, Stratos, Tri-klops, Moss Man, Evil-lyn, Man-At-Arms, dlx Beast Man, dlx Ram Man) Wave 3 official images are available. CC King Randor and Queen Marlena revealed. Randor seen on shelves in Aus as well. Two-Bad is confirmed sculpted but remains unrevealed. Masterverse Dragstor, Despara, New Eternia Keldor shipping Vintage Collection releasing Teela and Man-At-Arms Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I must've missed that"}
+{"text":"Just have some basic decorations swappable to make it fiting for each faction. Too bad most of head are too wide to fit his staff trough, you could make it look he's strangling people. Maybe on Vypor. As it is, you can only put arm trough it."}
+{"text":"Why is there cum everywhere? This Freddie Williams guy really seems like a coomer. Everything is beastiality and purple sticks."}
+{"text":"I'm getting neverending story PTSD."}
+{"text":"WHEN WHEN WHEN"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on the WowWee Alive Chimpanzee"}
+{"text":"This shit is horrifying"}
+{"text":"The giant fingerprint on the skirt armor bothers the fuck out of me."}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I wiped it off."}
+{"text":"Wait, that actually looks sick though, the green works quite well. I figured the Zaku would get the next bit of special treatment, I wasn't sure if RX78 was a one off or not. I just wish we had an upscaled Strike RG like the 3.0 MG. MG RM looks too plain to me. I'd prefer the original PG Strike in 1/100 however... if only."}
+{"text":"The red sword impulse also looks sick but I already have Force, Sword and Destiny Impulse so one extra impulse gundam was enough"}
+{"text":"What's toy shopping like in Vancouver, BC? Just looking for anything the US doesnt have. I assume ill only see what's near the airport train stations, but sadly no time for the remaining Toys R Us which is nearly 30mi away."}
+{"text":"There is a comic shop on Granville street called Golden Age Collectables. Usually older stuff though. Sometimes new"}
+{"text":"Forgot to mention I would also reccomend Ages Three and Up. Its right near a sky train station."}
+{"text":"dude if you’re going to BC you pretty much have to get to Toy Trader, somehow. fuck Vancouver"}
+{"text":"post your haul"}
+{"text":"Ages 3 and Up in Burnaby and Coquitlam and Toy Traders in Langley. All 3 stores are great."}
+{"text":"I didn't even know all their Jim toys came out."}
+{"text":"Of course it did, it's made by 90's Konami."}
+{"text":"Valuable contribution. Anybody play that Xbox 360 game?"}
+{"text":"No. I don't think anyone else did either."}
+{"text":"be me dating filipina from philippines moved in with her in Cebu she has 10-year-old cousin whose parents abandoned him going to meet him soon want to gift him something nice, something around 1000php or about $20 Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"She won't take half/leave if I don't provide for her extended family. She places me above her family."}
+{"text":"Filipina She places me above her family. I admire your optimism, but if you're not trolling, I think you're in for a rude awakening."}
+{"text":"Kek when she gets western citizenship and can provide for herself, she will dump your ass. Why don't passport pros ever understand this."}
+{"text":"gift card have him live stream himself while you are on with him shopping takes care of the memory building and everything"}
+{"text":"She's not going to get western citizenship though. I'm perma staying in Philippines."}
+{"text":"Now that they're days are essentially numbered without the TMNT license, Power Rangers is pretty much dead, and Monsterverse doesn't make nearly as much money as Mattel's Jurassic toys, will you miss them or not?"}
+{"text":"I mean they survived all those years when TMNT was dead and had no toyline, That was mainly due to World of Springfield. Too bad Jakks now has the Simpsons license."}
+{"text":"Weren't they doing Star Trek then?"}
+{"text":"Wrong"}
+{"text":"Target actually shows in store sales on their website. I know because I have the Psylocke Thanos set to ping me if the page ever goes in stock and it never did, yet shows 900+ sales in the month right now."}
+{"text":"they should get the rampage license to make toys"}
+{"text":"Looks like we're getting a MDLX Bass"}
+{"text":"Not releasing until March 2027 Jesus"}
+{"text":"its hiya which means itll actually be 6 months after that minimum"}
+{"text":"MDLX looks way lankier. Personally, I think that looks better."}
+{"text":"While I prefer the Hiya's proportions, I'm a bit uncertain by its articulation while I know the MDLX's will be pretty great. Then there's the fact that it's around twice the price. I'd probably opt for the MDLX at the end of the day."}
+{"text":"Agreed, never liked the thimble head/balloon arms and legs look."}
+{"text":"How that biggest Hogwarts Castle collection is going, anons? What is your favorite hp-minifigure? Any rare ones you own? Favorite hp-set?"}
+{"text":"stoner-minded reply I don't see how this answers anything but it's cool that they rereleased the movies."}
+{"text":"I don't mind the 2000s teen romance stuff now. It's peak nostalgia. I for one really enjoy Twilight in this day and age."}
+{"text":"They are not readily available. School libraries get the books not the toys. Stores like Target that should sell those, don't."}
+{"text":"That one looks kinda boring which is why I walk by it all the time Although I bet if I had more HP sets it would be fun to ADD this one"}
+{"text":"That one looks kinda boring 2 death eaters 1 bigfig hagrid in a cheap set iconic \"hagrid on moto\" set .. boring the problem is that you might be just a faggot, anon"}
+{"text":"I don't understand how we all agree we hate blind boxes, but then go on to worship blokees. Was blokees simply the first good blind box, or will transformers collectors literally buy anything?"}
+{"text":"I like the saint seiya ones"}
+{"text":"Uhmm you do realize blokees also sell regular figures that aren't blind boxes right?"}
+{"text":"/toys/ is full of two people: idiots, who shit post and mouth off without thought and shitposters who want to shit-stir for attention"}
+{"text":"Is there like a regular general for this franchise or toys made by someone else because in two years of coming here, blokee discussion was the only time I've seen it discussed and otherwise never heard of this - what anime or manga?"}
+{"text":"anons why Grimlock costs around 40 eur on Ebay?? is he rare? dude just go to Aliexpress :) 50eur (80eur original price) WHY GRIMLOCK IS SO EXPENSIVE??? holy shit i will go and buy all boxes of thos wave next time i will see them in store..it will be cheaper just to roll grimlock by myself than buying him online"}
+{"text":"Mattel or Hasbro?"}
+{"text":"Nigger, Hasbroke is losing money like crazy. They lost $500 million in September. (((Cocks))) is liquidating the company and emptying the coffers, has been doing that for a few years now. Nothing the company is doing right now works out for them. TF keeps bombing, GI Joe/Power Rangers with AI slop goes nowhere, Horsefuckerthing is dead, D&D/MTG is a wokefest hurting sales, Littlest Pet Shop is dead, Nerf guns rekt by Zuru XShots, the list goes on. I think (((Ryan Cohen))) of GameStop will just buy the brands for a penny."}
+{"text":"solid action figure lines Star Wars Black Black series is losing more and more articulation by the wave. Eventually they will just be stactions with a few swivels and the people who still buy it will defend it. G.I. Joe Classified Classified was solid early on with some figures, but they've started over-ratcheting their joints and are getting sloppy on articulation on more recent releases. This is probably the technically best line Hasbro still produces though. Marvel Legends Pic related"}
+{"text":"Jew company or Jew company, goy?"}
+{"text":"Hasbro understands kids, LOL"}
+{"text":"So the racists moved here but didn't get any traction?"}
+{"text":"Biggest issue is just getting enough materials to make something that fits a regular sized toa"}
+{"text":"Oh that dragon head mixed with the rest of the shaping on the nose, that fucks. What are the windshield parts?"}
+{"text":"Wondering what the cheapest seller of purple eyes would be left, plenty of yellow eyes sellers though. Also how the eyes would look in neon yellow. Or even how to replicate them"}
+{"text":"That would be gay"}
+{"text":"Transformer fans have this strange aversion to ball joints which hasn't been valid since the 90's. While early ball joint engineering could leave figures nearly impossible to pose or stand with wear, that changed in the 00's and is especially true in the hands of a collector. Modern universal engineering, while technically more robust, is also more complex and expensive to produce, offers no additional range to movement, and in a world of diminishing budgets actually hinders other areas of the figure's design. I applaud the new A-level Bumblebee and Orion Pax for using ball joints in the shoulders and hips respectively. Design smarter, not harder. We're well past the days of the G2 Cyberjets, after all."}
+{"text":"especially true in the hands of a collector Someone who never changes the pose."}
+{"text":"Precisely. Universal joints are a solution to a non-problem. If G2 Hooligan released today in Age of the Primes he'd remain rock solid for years to come."}
+{"text":"He'd still be \"plane on top and folded-up robot on bottom\" as Hasbro and Takara can't design aircraft Transformers for shit."}
+{"text":"How can anyone still defend LEGO at this point? It is time to stop excusing their behavior and start supporting other brands. Could a total boycott of LEGO products actually work? More importantly, how can we make it effective? How can we reach a wider audience and build enough momentum to force real change?"}
+{"text":"just buy second-hand"}
+{"text":"$910 How did lego do it? They actually pay for it... the whales..."}
+{"text":"Onions, onions everywhere."}
+{"text":"i made this with no ai =)"}
+{"text":"I have seen that image online since at least the early 2010s but i had no idea it was as old as the mid 1990s before today"}
+{"text":"Have you seen the movie?"}
+{"text":"I have. The summary is \"Hitler was right BUT some Whites are assholes and some Blacks are good people.\""}
+{"text":"Purposeful ignorance is funny, wether its creative or not. If it's genuine racism then it isn't funny, not that racism is bad all the time, just means it isn't funny."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"I wanna go back, back to the past"}
+{"text":"Yeah I’ve been watching a lot of old media lately, and it’s great, I stopped watching tv and movies years ago for the most part and I feel like what happened is slowly everything got lame and shitty. started watching a bunch of old Christmas movies recently and loved that then moved on to old Cartoon Network shows. There is still some decent stuff that comes out today but it feels like the exception to the rule. OPs image is a good example that even minute things like advertisements were made in an exciting and cool way that grabbed your attention and sparked imagination and had effort behind it. Today that would just be some minimalist all black or all white image, and everything would be arranged in the most boring bland way possible. A lot of old advertisements honestly are cool enough they could feasibly be a poster. That just doesn’t happen today"}
+{"text":"The JUNIOR era cancer was in the pipeline for 1997, anon. The last year of classic Lego was 1996."}
+{"text":"That's a rad vehicle."}
+{"text":"Me 2"}
+{"text":"Truther sighted Sly is aware."}
+{"text":"Why are lego pokemon so expensive?"}
+{"text":"Because people will pay it."}
+{"text":"Discuss one of the most unique Lego themes - Chima. Released in 2013 it became one of the most memorable themes of Lego. - who is your favorite character? - favorite tribe?"}
+{"text":"chima is cool, I have heard they had an aligator waifu as the main antagonist"}
+{"text":"The frog is necroing his shirt smart brick spam threads. You love to see it"}
+{"text":"Genuinely the reason why this board got cursed with autosage, due to Zatshit doing the exact same thing."}
+{"text":"It really killed the culture here. I remember when cozy threads would last months. Now /toy/ is a fast board and smaller niche toy communities have no way to survive."}
+{"text":"Genuinely wondering if the frog here is fishing for a farms thread with how much he’s going into the spam, or if this will cause an increase in cleaning just to prevent this shit here."}
+{"text":"Nepol’s big 2026 New Years celebration fuck up edition. Post Galidor."}
+{"text":"Okay. Now THIS is epic."}
+{"text":"I wanna pick up the robot at some point"}
+{"text":"this is now a bionicle thread"}
+{"text":"Has anyone tried to 3D print some Galidor parts ?"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"cool toy exists *angry 50 year old men start crying and shitting up the net* Why does it keep happening?"}
+{"text":"50 year old men have become the primary consumers of toys. You piss them off, you piss off the majority of your customers. Lego seems to still be living in Delulu Land."}
+{"text":"Lego is the only toy 99% of kids still want and can go toe in toe with videogames and social media. You live in delulu land faggot."}
+{"text":"Idiot"}
+{"text":"Isn't it essentially just the Mario gimmick but worse? Not sure why this is exciting."}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"So, what do we think of Smart Play? Why are adult men so angry about a kids toy?"}
+{"text":"So what's the fucking point of the whole unbumpable old threads thing when it clearly doesn't stop spam and flooding?"}
+{"text":"I was actually completely on board with this until I actually heard the sounds that come out of this thing. I understand they are trying to future proof the brick so it uses a synthesizer instead of sound bites. But... outside of playing midi jingles it doesn't seem very good for replicating familiar sounds."}
+{"text":"The point is to make the board worse for the people that actually use it for real toy discussion"}
+{"text":"Do the people on top of 4chan not realize that this sort of shit is why this site has less users every year?"}
+{"text":"Play Same"}
+{"text":"Shill-san, your efforts are in vain. Autists have a 20% propaganda resistance buff."}
+{"text":"The midi vehicles are the only Star Wars subline I have any interest in, but if little kids get a kick out of the smart bricks, then more power to them."}
+{"text":"if I acuse futaba a canon woman of being a tranny I will own the chuds! kamala lost"}
+{"text":"who?"}
+{"text":"Me"}
+{"text":"How do you fuck this up so bad? has a built in microphone (requires your (((permission))) to use) only available at launch in 7 countries: UK, US, Poland, France, Germany, Australia and Israel. tech was made by Jabil, a company that manufactures tech for military use sets are very expensive sounds are generic and will require updates through an app"}
+{"text":"I'm sorry, WHAT? this is a nazi bait thread if you couldnt tell"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I guess I did Natsee it ;)"}
+{"text":"Noooooooo"}
+{"text":"No fuckin way"}
+{"text":"Sir, the Smart Brick data just came back. What does it say? That most of our customers are based"}
+{"text":"Have you guys seen these new smart brinks? I didn't even bother to check the catalog before making a thread because I'm an retard."}
+{"text":"your mom"}
+{"text":"What are you talking about? Never heard of them"}
+{"text":"I'm an retard Yeah I can tell"}
+{"text":"I didn't even bother to check the catalog"}
+{"text":"I love them"}
+{"text":"you WILL only use your lego while permanently connected to the internet you WILL use your lego under ID verification you WILL be happy you WILL thank for this"}
+{"text":"hey I wrote that, you thief!"}
+{"text":"Same kind of idiot who gets made when he thinks someone stole his AI prompt..."}
+{"text":"The smart brick barely has the capacity to make sounds, let alone spy on you. Take your meds."}
+{"text":"2030 lego before gta 6...."}
+{"text":"When will lego stop? Will smart play finally take off and be a hit? I think so, they are cool. I can't wait to buy the new sets and preorder is in 24 hours from now...can't...wait...I tell you."}
+{"text":"Fuck off Retrospammer"}
+{"text":"Lego and tech is the future. No one but millenials care about physical media."}
+{"text":"Technology defeats the meaning of Lego. I absolutely hated all the stupid shit that requires a smartphone and some shitty battery hungry app. The only time it worked was Lego Studio or whatever where you made movies with Lego."}
+{"text":"you WILL ask mom for breakfast you WILL stay inside all day you WILL get angry at the internet you WILL do a flip"}
+{"text":"Noooooooooooooo"}
+{"text":"My fair and balanced take: Will Smart Brick be successful? I don't know, but apparently Lego had a trial run in UK a few years ago and they decided to continue with it. Although I'm not a business person, I understand that companies need to innovate to avoid stagnation. Why do you like it? I enjoyed watching the demonstration and Beyond the Brick clips. I though it was charming. Is it too expensive? Maybe, but I haven't really bought any legos at the recommended retail price besides 40755. I believe you get what you pay for and smart brick is added value one way or the other."}
+{"text":"It's just a lower tech version of what the Mario sets have been doing for years, why do they think this is a breakthrough?"}
+{"text":"It'll be interesting to see exactly how hackable/exploitable these new bricks will be. I hope we see somebody find genuinely practical uses for them. This first wave of toys seems completely and utterly skippable, though."}
+{"text":"lol ... We'll probably find out in a few years that precious earth metals were used in the Commtech chips then Ep1 figures will spike in value"}
+{"text":"i love smart brick threads now"}
+{"text":"Me too"}
+{"text":"smart bri ks arw so fucking popular and hyped for so much that the entire smart play site is down We are winning smart brick bros with this one. The smart era has begun! Golden age of lego!"}
+{"text":"Tend to the other shill threads instead of making more. A lot of us don't even collect Lego."}
+{"text":"Fuck off Retrospammer"}
+{"text":"So how long have you worked for LEGO?"}
+{"text":"neat!"}
+{"text":"Damn"}
+{"text":"Which is the worst toy ever?"}
+{"text":"I like him. I just wish his insignias were either removable or he had folding panels like Doubledealer to choose which side he's on. He's not even the worse deluxe from that wave. Shadow Striker looks nothing like the character (her vehicle mode looks nothing like RID Side Burn's either) and her arms are unable to move backwards."}
+{"text":"very similar to a penis which almost beckons a small child to put the toy in their mouth omegakek"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"Any toy where the main gimmick is it smells bad"}
+{"text":"Junko Slop."}
+{"text":"I fucking hate these things. I hate hearing them go off when I walk past unsold stacks of these fuckers walking through a store. Sometimes I imagine buying all of them just to destroy them."}
+{"text":"I hate passing by these things. These look like legit army-builders or a cool ninja rival team, but they're just 5poa shit gimmick slime toys"}
+{"text":"At least those are articulated and have decent sculpting. I don't think those fart toys do anything other than make sound."}
+{"text":"5poa shit This fucker clearly has knees."}
+{"text":"and still clearly 5poa"}
+{"text":"What is the biggest articulated skeleton in the market?"}
+{"text":"castlemania"}
+{"text":"I love Castlemania, brother."}
+{"text":"Undertaker would look no different"}
+{"text":"G1 Monster High Skelita is 1:6"}
+{"text":"He's already in one of the games"}
+{"text":"What else does autism barbie need?"}
+{"text":"sweatpants, skirt lets too much air touch the legs it’s uncomfortable or stretch jeans I know an autistic girl who is the opposite. The texture of most fabric and her clothing makes her uncomfortable to the point where she can handle washing her clothes, but ironing and folding them is a struggle. Tight clothing and bras are rare. It's mostly singlets and skirts. Even her bedsheets or the sofa upholstery are something that occasionally give her a sensory overload. On the upside, she likes sitting around in her gamer chair naked while playing Minecraft. The fabric of her gamer chair doesn't give her the heebies. Go figure."}
+{"text":"Female person of color is where the representation falls apart. Give xer a bulge and a Ken doll's face and you're golden."}
+{"text":"On the upside, she likes sitting around in her gamer chair naked while playing Minecraft tfw no nudist autist gf to play minecraft with while fucking"}
+{"text":"Person of color Tf does that even mean? Just say non-white like a normal person"}
+{"text":"I've been fidgeting with pencils before I knew what autism was."}
+{"text":"nah"}
+{"text":"I told you all you gotta do is beat him to the op and he absolutely loses it."}
+{"text":"40 dollar mech set with a base"}
+{"text":"We don't even know if it bombed, people just see discounted sets in stores that overbuy and discount everything and think that means it didn't do well. They also conveniently ignore the fact that several sets sold out as soon as they were released, so for all we know AC is doing amazingly."}
+{"text":"Jang is a dog dad now."}
+{"text":"nephew loves lego, specifically lego star wars Promised I would buy him a few lego sets for his birthday on friday fastforward to tonight checking out what they have in stock at walmart and target almost $200 for one droid mtt $150 for the attack of the clones at-walker What the hell."}
+{"text":"pick set print build instructions buy all required pieces individually will probably be cheaper"}
+{"text":"Even with recent price hikes, Lego is cheaper per piece and per pound than it was 30 years ago. Whether these recent price hikes are justifiable (or just plain and simple corporate greed) is another question, but you need to accept that Lego prices have been trending downwards for decades."}
+{"text":"literally just steal the sets from walmart or target or wtv"}
+{"text":"based, fuck those self check outs"}
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+{"text":"Either get an old Ventress figure which will be very expensive or try to find 3d printed ones on Etsy Yeah it's kind of a weird situation. Realistically they were never going to make a bunch of mainline figures to populate the cantina because they will be peg warmers. The boomer backers might at least have the janky old ones to fill it out but new collectors are kind of out of luck. I still think making the entire cantina was unnecessary and one booth and portion of the bar in a smaller retail set would have sufficed"}
+{"text":"Honestly I think outside of a handful of POTF2 figures most of the cantina figures still hold up. I'd definitely like updated ones but if the old Muftak is the only one we ever get I'd be fine with it."}
+{"text":"Yeah, Beskar being nigh indestructible seems to be a retcon intorduced in Mandolorian. We see plenty of times in TCW and Rebels where Mandos go down to lightsabers and regular blaster fire."}
+{"text":"Yeah I looked at old ones but they seem to be kind of fat too and the price isn't worth it. The Genndy based figure seems like the size would be better but the design is completely different which is bothersome. I checked Etsy and found a store that has a bunch of hilts, including hers, but he only offers them in 1:12."}
+{"text":"Some sellers will print in 1:18 if you ask. Honestly I’d just try to live with it I don’t think it’s worth the expense and effort to try to get better hilts"}
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+{"text":"ok I laughed kek"}
+{"text":"It's actually a pretty solid new pasta yeah lol. Still just getting the rest of this stuff out and figuring out where it should go. Might put a second unit together today"}
+{"text":"i actually agree with this anon your posing fucking suck man, can you atleast make them do something funny between each others"}
+{"text":"no, there's too many frieza armor dudes to make a scene. I never intended to have them do anything, other shelves will have stuff goin on. suck me."}
+{"text":"looks good but it bothers me that they didn't paint the worm's hair and eyes"}
+{"text":"he dies like a bitch in a forest after the most retarded comedy skit in the history of manga that nobody outside japan will understand. It's so stupid how he gets distracted by a literal comedian and then killed off by yuka. Might as well have been off screen with how rushed the story was"}
+{"text":"to be fair no.9 is actually one of the good ones"}
+{"text":"Yeah. I own all the figma and shf jjk figures with the exception of the 5 movie ones which include this geto. I want a Kenjaku, but im not paying $150+ for an inaccurate version I have to customize. Will wait it out."}
+{"text":"They'll make one when the time comes. You know they will."}
+{"text":"Tikal is getting a action figure for the first time"}
+{"text":"Not in Canada lol Gamestop doesn't have any blind bags here."}
+{"text":"Well good for EB Games (or whatever they are called). GameStop just closed three more locations in my county including the one that was closest to me, which was actually two suburbs over, and the local retail stores are still well stocked with blind bags and blind poke and other trading card sales. However, I bet in 5 more years, they'll be Sears and Blockbusters and not exist in brick and mortar."}
+{"text":"Her eyes are not sad enough."}
+{"text":"Resell her to someone who will appreciate the figure and not some brat who's going to scribble on her in permanent marker before ending up in a garage sale box with a missing/broken arm by the year's end. inb4 REEE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON I don't care, this isn't reddit."}
+{"text":"Calm down son it's just a toy"}
+{"text":"The Last Ride Edition Recent DCMV Preorders just dropped: -Zatanna -Elongated Man -Blackhawk -Cosmic Boy -Professor Pyg Recent INART preorders: -INART The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman -INART Batman: Arkham Origins Batman Recent Mezco Toyz One:12 Collective preorder: -Batman: Year One Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"We're all ranch anons"}
+{"text":"I own a ranch, too. It's my dad's."}
+{"text":"It's okay Someday, your AI will die and leave you a bunch of prompts that will have on TikTok or something, I bet"}
+{"text":"prompt holy fuck dude lmao"}
+{"text":"My dad made me lose my teddy bear when I was 9. We were staying at a hotel for a function held by one of his friends, and on the morning of checkout, he threw a tantrum because there were ants in his Saab. In the chaos, the room didn't get checked thoroughly enough and it got left behind. I can't find any photos of it, so I don't know what brand or model it was. I'm sure most millennials/x-ers from dysfunctional families have stories like this. Why do we let boomers get away with it."}
+{"text":"The ants weren't in his food. They were in the car. A normal adult would have just taken it in their stride and grabbed a can of bugspray. OP's dad couldn't regulate his emotions so he threw a tantrum instead of dealing with it like a well adjusted person."}
+{"text":"He didn't destroy it. It got accidentally left behind while checking out. You're using that as an excuse to rob you parents of their grandchild. Christmas 2024 was the first I spent without my dad. We lost him to cancer just four days earlier. Christmas 2025 had my mom in the hospital for a tag-team combination of bloodclot and that new strain of super-influenza going around. She's still there. I spent part of Christmas with her, and the rest alone. Once upon a time we had a big table with a big family that just enjoyed the season. My brother and sister disappeared into the world, so fucked if I know where they're at. That time you have is shorter than you think. So when the table is full of family, get the fuck over yourself and just appreciate it while you can."}
+{"text":"How is that one event make HIS entire family dysfunctional. Can OP actually answer me himself"}
+{"text":"He didn't destroy it My brother did destroy my stuff and you replied to me, get your replies straight, stop trying to paint this as if I am in the wrong when you don't even know who you're talking to. bro. I'm not making any excuses, I filter anyone with current repeated bad behavior from seeing my child. The time \"they\" have is shorter than they think, if they don't notice it enough to change their behavior then that's on them, I'm not their parent, I have my own kid to educate, and there's a myriad of other emotionally available and healthy adults in my family eager to shower my kids with affection. I am the fuck over myself, if I wasn't I'd use my kids to get stuff from my parents for myself."}
+{"text":"Not OP, but chances are this one incident doesn't paint the full picture, and to get a grasp of how dysfunctional his family wass would require a bunch of non /toy/ related anecdotes. Like I can tell you about my dad breaking one of my Christmas presents on Christmas day because he was an impatient asshole, but that doesn't make my family appear dysfunctional. I'd need to go into how my earliest memory is of my parents fighting, the alcoholism/binge drinking by both, and the times dad loaded up the 12 gauge and threatened to shoot the entire family for you to see how dysfunctional my family was. But breaking my Saurolophus Dino Rider is the only part that is /toy/ related."}
+{"text":"Kochikame ep 46 is about action figure collectors, also pretty funny. It's on nyaa with subs"}
+{"text":"Every once in a while I still like to say \"Full on Friendship\" when playing vidya with the boys. Great episode."}
+{"text":"Why is raggedy ann so sexy, bros?"}
+{"text":"Red Aero Pegasus confirmed for the next app rotation. Save your points."}
+{"text":"Can someone explain what ratchets are good for? Balance and stamina, mostly, but there's a couple with uses beyond that. The shape of 1-60 and 1-70 throws all of their weight into one point, which helps Attack types hit harder on that one contact point. The shape also lets it bounce off the Over Zone walls and gives your Bey a chance to jump out. 7-60 and 7-70 weigh 2 grams more than the other ratchets because of how thick and blocky the 7-ring is, so they're used to give lighter stuff a little extra weight, or to make Beys that are already heavy hit even harder. but what I've seen says ratchets with fewer bumps are more resistant to burst, so why use 9 ones? The 9-XX ratchets have the smallest diameter rings out of any of them. It doesn't matter how many bumps they have, you're not going to make any meaningful contact with them. Compare 9-60 to 5-60 or 6-60. It doesn't make them better just because they have fewer protrusions. Hope this makes sense I'm a total beginner. 1-60, 3-60, and 9-60 are the three best ratchets in the game and they're pretty much universally good on most things, but it depends on your Bey's shape and weight distribution. Something like Cobalt Dragoon will usually run 5-60 over anything else because it has big imbalance holes cut out in its blade, and the bottom two points of 5-60's star line up directly with those holes to put weight where there is none."}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, this is helpful. Now to decide what to buy..."}
+{"text":"This is a crit path guide I made for a friend looking to get in if you wanted to go all out from the start. ~$140 gets you the current best deck in the game for the foreseeable future, and a lot of other great parts. Shark Scale / Wyvern Hover / Wizard Rod as a trio beat just about everything else in the game at the moment."}
+{"text":"What's everyone's opinion on Wolf Hunt? How relevant to the meta doesn't matter to me because I don't compete. I'm mostly getting it because I enjoy using Silver Wolf in stock form, but Hunt kind of came and went so fast that I forgot it existed for a while."}
+{"text":"What's everyone's opinion on Wolf Hunt? How relevant to the meta doesn't matter to me because I don't compete. Hunt is average as far as CX blades go, Free is okay, 0-60 has the same problem the other two 0- ratchets do, and Disc Ball has always been bad. The lock chip is cool. but Hunt kind of came and went so fast that I forgot it existed It's just another release, nothing special or outstanding about it. Silver Wolf is still better. If you like it, get it."}
+{"text":"I wish Labubus looked like this"}
+{"text":"I wish tokidoki had articulation."}
+{"text":"Brotoys has pics of their 1/12 third party DMC5 Dante and Nero"}
+{"text":"and an alternative head"}
+{"text":"I feel like he's kinda big... I still want him."}
+{"text":"They look great but I just know that pleather is going to flake off in a few years."}
+{"text":"When the pleather starts breaking, it probably won't be too hard to find a replacement normal cloth goods trenchcoat for Not Dante, but I'm not sure about the pants. There's probably lots of 1/12 black pants out there but I don't know how they put on the pants on these kinds of figures. Can you just pop off the boots and slide off the pants or is there extra fabric that hooks onto the waist?"}
+{"text":"Yup, same thoughts. POd anyway since the RYU is a good figure. Fucked up thjajt nero gets cloth goods that will last vs dante pleather."}
+{"text":"Thanks anons. Appreciate the help."}
+{"text":"These sets aren't really pleasant to build"}
+{"text":"cause it's not fucking out yet you fucking retarded piece of shit"}
+{"text":"Cope."}
+{"text":"lego were making cars like that for years, this is the point that the minifigure was invented, it took a little while for cars that they could sit in were dreamed up."}
+{"text":"Right now theres a cartoonishly crazy control freak, obsessed schizophrenic loser of a woman repeatedly making giga autistic demands at me to remove 3 words from my ebay listings title. Who tf does she think she is? WTF...??? Why even need or pretend to need words on my single listing altered? Block me or don't buy it if it is triggering your flipped brain? I want to piss her off as much as possible without getting penalized. What should i do? Ideas so far: say yes when its still there and if she keeps on, keep saying yes i did remove it say no, with some boomer agitating photo or emojis... wish i could send the plush doing the middle finger but I'd get suspended probably keep ignoring while listing more shit say youre not the boss of me now say stop telling me what to do mom/grandma!!!"}
+{"text":"I operate 2 eBay stores that rack in an annual 32k each year. I am easygoing, but I block resellers. I just don’t like them and it especially kills me when I see them relist something I sold them when it hadn’t even arrived yet and they used images I took. A few years ago I cancelled orders for one and it turns out they were in a Facebook group dedicated to scalping/reselling hot items. Guy made a post and got people to buy stuff from me and reviewbombed me, causing my account to be deleted. Only took 1 phone call and sending eBay representatives screenshots from the Facebook group and they were all banned and my account reinstated. Found a cease and desist template online and mailed it to each one of the addresses (don’t actually have a lawyer but did it anyways). Got a physical apology from one of them."}
+{"text":"Record video of you packing and sealing the parcel as well as handing it to the post office. Use recorded/tracked post with the weight noted on the receipt. Always state ‘sold as seen’ and your preowned but still sealed items should still be labelled ‘used’ to avoid scammers saying it’s been taken out of the packaging to try to get a refund etc."}
+{"text":"I always put on the listing and disclose during correspondence when an item will ship. I work 12-13hr shifts 4-5 days a week. If they order on a Sunday it won't ship until the following Friday or Saturday. But every fuckin week Ill either get complaints or get messaged by retards asking for tracking numbers. Some of them seem to think I generate the tracking numbers personally. The reality is you cannot be immune to this shit but  is a good start. Ive found the most reliable buying selling environment is actually local fan groups or niche communities. If you can cash in hand with locals or get a decent reputation in a group as a seller you're far less likely to have issues."}
+{"text":"I'm in some Facebook groups and it's hilarious yet nerve-wracking how some idiots cannot wait 3 fucking days before posting in desperation cause they fear their toy might've been stolen/lost. Like, calm your tits dude the figure was just sent from the other side of the damn world and you already expect it to be at your doorstep after less than 5 days."}
+{"text":"I would try B/S/T here and even though people bitch, reddit. I would also post on FB. Both will let you sell individually without having to fucking make one single sales page post per toy. You'll take less photos that way but you should still photograph everything a few times because serious people will ask. 50-70 is a lot and it will take time to dump especially if you want to receive some value. If you just want to unload and do it quickly make a few sensible lots, so you can dump the peg warmers in your collection in with desirable stuff, price them to sell plus 20% per lot, and post on eBay. Use Pirateship. Refuse to ship outside the USA."}
+{"text":"How do you buy rare toys off of social media and not get scammed?"}
+{"text":"I have never got scammed in person."}
+{"text":"Zelle Zelle is run and owned by actual banks and it's just another way for them to make money now that they can't charge all these fucking fees because people expect free checking or don't even use checks. Someone passed me a $100 counterfeit bill. Was it intentional, who knows. And asking for $20 as I started doing after that, doesn't help since it gets counterfeited as much. And yes, it looked that good."}
+{"text":"You’re a fucking dumbass lmfao"}
+{"text":"Avoiding counterfeit cash is super easy. Just look at shit in the sun, because 99.9999% dont bother to use the right paper, muchless have paper that gets watermarked. And those counterfeit markers are really cheap. They're so cheap you can probably get one for free if you ask a friendly owner/manager, if not a used one for a buck. Also, a black light will make the metallic strips shine in day-glo colors. I think everyone who owns a toy should own a blacklight flashlight, because who doesn't own glow in the dark toys? Shit makes your figures instantly bright."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you feel better about yourself, son. At least your mommy loves you and lets you live in her basement. One day, you'll inherit the house and even though you'll be an old, fat virgin by then, you'll finally have the freedom to have some tranny hooker swing by to give you a handsy so you can pretend you're no longer a virgin."}
+{"text":"and ow I've got a trio of lion anthros"}
+{"text":"nice how's smilodon nigga"}
+{"text":"Rerelease the Revos DAMMIT! It made 1.7 BILLION goddamn dollars! If they don't rerelease them it's gonna be retarded. Also get that sequel out by 2029 you fuckers I need to know if they're gonna fuck us over and keep them apart or actually give us them being together. Ok for the price this is tempting but lack of torso front/backward movement kinda ruins it. But look how happy officer Nick looks. I'd prefer better movement so I think I'll pass but that's actually really really tempting."}
+{"text":"Does this company make horses or centaurs? You could probably make a BotW Lynel custom with the middle torso and up."}
+{"text":"Why do toy companies have this fascination with making toys that have lights and sounds and then pretending it’s some kind of revolutionary technology? Hasbro did it with CommTech and Force Link for Star Wars, and LEGO did it with the whole “Smart Play” thing. Why?"}
+{"text":"\"i hate that the actors were ashamed of being apart of the nanking style rape of star wars and i respect the dumb fetal alcohol syndrome pin head who stood up for her character that was artificially pushed by the feminist swine studio head\" Shut the fuck up you absolute faglord"}
+{"text":"Why did rian think killing snoke would possibly be a good idea? Kylo could never replace him as a villain as kylo ren stopped being cool the moment he smashed apart his awesome helmet and became some faggy love interest for rey that was straight out of a YA novel from like 2010"}
+{"text":"Yeah, their job was to act and go on promo tours, and they did that job. Now they’re free to say they don’t like the final product and just did it for the money. They don’t need to swear undying fealty to Disney just because they acted in a movie once."}
+{"text":"Force Link was such a piece of shit. It was clunky, it barely worked, and on top of that there was no way to update it. They had to release a second version that had samples for the new figures and it would have just kept going like that because fuck you, you're a kid and you don't get to demand futreproofability, now buy the slop. Somehow Hasbro managed to do this same basic concept 20 years earlier and did it much better with the Commtech chips that came with Episode I figures. Yes the chips were not in the figures themselves but the functionality was much better and you only needed the one scanner and you were set. You could even save up to four onto the scanner's memory, and it had some fun Star Wars sounds like lasers, lightsabers and explosions built in."}
+{"text":"Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled. I really subverted your expectations there, didn't I?"}
+{"text":"Sehr gut!"}
+{"text":"HB Anis looks so bad. I still ordered her because I really like Anis and doubt anyone else will make her but I am expecting to be at least a little disappointed when she's in hand. They should not be allowed to charge those prices for that quality I am honestly doubting they will do more after Cindy and Red Hood. Snail Shell doesn't seem like a company that will make extensive lines for licensed IP. Considering they've announced a few more IPs but no Nikke announcements, I think they will just make a couple figs for each then move onto something else. Kind of baffling to me that no one is making the main girl in her default costume. Some of these character choices feel really random."}
+{"text":"Both versions of the Oni girl are available at Hobby Genki"}
+{"text":"This is some top tier diorama building anon. Can you show how you made it etc"}
+{"text":"link tears ciel Enjoy your qc lottery ontop of lottery"}
+{"text":"shitty link gappimaru LOL? another one of those surplus stock cases"}
+{"text":"Got me Chuck. Arms not as bad as expected but still don’t like em, a little stuff but loosened up. He also genuinely doesn’t need his sitting part, he can still fine with the soft plastic tunic as it is."}
+{"text":"Looking for 1/12 scale motorcycles with sidecars for my Figmas. Can anyone recommend brands/etc?"}
+{"text":"Neat! We are almost there. This is the first line from figma I've really enjoyed since the attack on titan ones. Hope the new season comes soon."}
+{"text":"Pink before stink edition Coming soon Mortarion in jan Abaddon in jan Perty's real dolls in jan Next shock announcement Although we all want it to be daemon Magnus it will be Jaghatai Khan Also Where the fuck is the surprise new year's release??"}
+{"text":"Soon"}
+{"text":"Hopefully they'll just reuse older Indomitus mold, because they were amazing and do not try to reinvent bicycle (for nth time). *coughs* recent Deathwing Knights *coughs* Who am I kidding."}
+{"text":"They are pretty good, but I wish the arms were abit longer. Hard to get a good punching pose with what feels like a short arm."}
+{"text":"can he shoot left and right at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Toji was literally the only figure I was looking forward to and now I had to cancel it. I can't even imagine how scammed I would have felt if it didn't leak. They want 100$ for this.... This is it. NEVER again will I preorder from slopdai. Nothing but garbage and scams. Worst import line. Worst QC. Fucking embarrassing to shit something this bad out, fully knowing how much people wanted it. FUCK Bandai."}
+{"text":"both glorp and shill are fucking retarded faggot, fuck both of you"}
+{"text":"is this glorps bitch getting btfo again?"}
+{"text":"glorp is right though. Like anon honestly. The shill is just seething because glorp is always right."}
+{"text":"Theres nothing to be fix."}
+{"text":"there is no shill, it’s just whenever people are having a normal discussion, glorp ruins it by saying it’s all a samefagging shill when he is the biggest samefag on the board Is there a chance grapeape can actually get rid of this loser?"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: Other mecha toy discussion is also more than welcome! Upcoming regular retail releases: -Hyakushiki ver. A.N.I.M.E. (Aug. 30th) -Metal魂 GQuuuuuuX (Aug. 30th) -Metal魂 White Gundam (North America, Oct. 2025) -Gundam NT-1 Full Armor Equip ver. A.N.I.M.E. (Dec. 2025) -Metal魂 GfreD (North America, Jan. 2026) -Metal魂 Nu Gundam (Jan. 2026) -Metal魂 Wing Gundam (North America, Jan. 2026) -UFO Robot Grendizer (Feb. 2026) -Metal魂 Gundam (GQ) (North America, Mar. 2026) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Every joint that needed fixing got fixed but I damaged the paint on some spots , worst being 2020 01's feet which isn't that bad honestly. Such is the price to pay for careless hands. I renewed the poses too, not much room for action poses so they got a basic standing pose. Only missing blue 00, any day now..."}
+{"text":"What a collection, care to share your whole display?"}
+{"text":"ROBOT魂 <SIDE LABOR>で「AV-98Plus イングラム(イングラム・プラス)」 Updated ingram? Didn't they just did a reissue last October?"}
+{"text":"I posted my bedroom display on buyfag recently I have another display room with more of the same, I can catbox it if you wish but expect the same trash tier picture quality as I only have my old phone to take pictures with Are you going to take the masking route or are you going to attempt taking the armor apart ? I imagine you can at least easily take the arms, legs and head apart which will make things simpler. I hope you post about the process and the final result. Modifying figures can be a huge pain in the ass, I'm interested, especially since you want to turn the inferior rebuild 02 into the better 02"}
+{"text":"I think I'm gonna have to disassemble it. I have the RD Eva-01 so I've been inspecting it to figure out where all the seams are. It looks like the way the parts are designed to fit together is similar to how Bandai designs their plamo. Just that they use glue and do some seam welding. One thing that concerns me is how to take apart the figure without damaging it too much. Minor damage I can fix with glue or modeling putty, but if I break a joint it's gonna give me a headache. I'm hoping I can do this as non-invasively as possible. If I can get away with just painting the parts I wanted to change that would be great, but since I'm working with the RD Eva-02 beta version I may need to repaint all the red armor parts so it matches the EoE colors. Once I'm done with the main body I'm also planning to scratch build the prog knife, needle launcher and MP Eva blade. I'll definitely be documenting the process as well."}
+{"text":"Americans literally do not use kettles. It’s far from the weirdest thing about them, but it’s pretty weird when you’re a visiting britbong. I guess they have no tea culture."}
+{"text":"Equity is not assets and not “stuff in a vault”. It's the leftover money after everyone else is paid. Meaning they're running out of it and why they sold off their museum pieces in exchange for Power Rangers AI slop It would be hilarious if it was intentional Jewry"}
+{"text":"Meaning they're running out of it and why they sold off their museum pieces in exchange for Power Rangers AI slop what museum pieces"}
+{"text":"Buy an ad, faggot."}
+{"text":"Rumors online that Hasbroke sold all the old toys that were given to them by former employees, using them moving to another location as a pretext."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Got Airachnid in today. I absolutely love this thing. Arms could have more range, and I had to sand the tab that goes into the head to avoid it snapping, but otherwise a really amazing toy. There's so much you can do with the spider legs."}
+{"text":"Ah, shit. Nice! Where can I get these?"}
+{"text":"What is the oricing on these like? Quality?"}
+{"text":"Speaking of SS86 Prime, I need some pose ideas. Mine's just been standing neutral for a while. Any anons willing to share some photos?"}
+{"text":"New thread ordained by Hitler apparently. Ironic given the size of the nose on the OP pic."}
+{"text":"Recent release out now: retro-carded cartoon-colors BAT Recent orders: Arctic HISS coming between March and June: Big Lob Cobra-La Royal Guard Lifeline Night Viper Hit-n-Run Mole Rat (v.2) Female Crimson Guard Zap Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The Classified series killed off the old schoolers for the most part. Just a handful of us left. The 'deth of da line' actually happened for us in quiet, and it was a multitude of reasons, mostly from Hasbro. I wouldn't count out those annoying, exclusive, custom making faggits who made spin off forums and didn't want any 'outsiders' in from ruining the community. People splintering off and being cunts. Shitty mods at CustomJoes and HissTank did plenty too. Shills had also went too far, pushing crappy movie figures and repaints as great. One of my favorite sites were JoeDios and Checkpoint Alpha. Now both gone or basically defunct. The hobby for most of us eventually imploded and got too costly even. Why do we need remakes in another scale again? We got older with a lot of memories and great figures we've already collected, so most of the future of GI Joe lies with the newer breed of collectors."}
+{"text":"*To correct, I'm sure Classified has a lot of old schoolers in. It has to since they're clamoring for cartoon characters we never got. I like Classified, I'm just not committed to getting a new scale, and I'm sure a lot of others feel the same. Figures look great though."}
+{"text":"The problem is that there's just not enough new fans to fill in for the old fans leaving. Other fandoms regularly replace oldfags with newfags. TMNT, Marvel, DC, etc have a constant influx of newbies entering the fandom. They create new communities (discord, tiktok, etc), fill in to the old communities (forums), and they're as vibrant as they were in the 00s despite how much things change. GI Joe died in 2016 and it made a small recovery in 2020... and that's about it. Forums were a little bit more busy, but not in the way that otherp laces are when new products are being released. I think there's way more activity when it comes to the comics than there is for toys, and that's super fucking strange since the comics side always felt lax compared to the toy side. The comics were a bigger hit with fans than the new movie or video games. And despite the comics hitting it big with fans, that hasn't translated into more toy discussion. In fact, there seems to be little crossover between the comic and toy fans. Toy fans seem to keep to themselves and are mostly unaware aware of what's going on in the current comics, unlike before or other comic based toy franchises. Who knows if the comic fans even buy modern GI Joes, since their discussions are heavily nostalgia-based. And Hasbro isn't helping, because they aren't cross promoting shit like they used to either."}
+{"text":"Oldschool fan here. I collect both as best as I can. We're not going anywhere. That's why the 80s stuff keeps its prices up. That's why all the demand for Classified is 80s-derived stuff instead of it being an entirely new line like \"GI Joe Extreme\" or \"GI Joe Sgt Savage.\" We're probably the biggest backers of it, especially the expensive stuff. If we're dip-shit enough to spend $2 grand on a shuttle or aircraft carrier, then Hasbro knows they can put us on the hook for a $400 HASLAB. GI Joe died in 2016 and it made a small recovery in 2020... and that's about it. Forums were a little bit more busy, but not in the way that otherp laces are when new products are being released. Forums in general are dying, and getting replaced by the comments section on Youtube, Instagram, and Twatter."}
+{"text":"getting replaced that's the problem, because whatever is being replaced isn't taking up what was there before. There's just fewer people posting everywhere and the sense of community is all but gone.... except in comics. There's more people posting about them now than there were during IDW's Cobra Civil War, which was pretty hype. Also, I'm buying older GI Joe shit for cheaper than ever. So demand isn't as high as you claim. I was actually avoiding buying vintage vehicles due to high prices and even the modern 1:18 figures/vehicles has gone down in price since 2021."}
+{"text":"Haven’t seen a proper Nerf General on /toy/ in a long time, so let’s bring it back. This is a thread for discussing modern Nerf and foam blasters: new releases, modding, performance, internals, darts, comparisons, and why Hasbro accidentally cooked again (or didn’t). A lot has changed since the last time these threads existed, and there have been way too many genuinely good blasters in the past few years to ignore. Post your loadouts, favorites, teardown pics, hot takes, thrift finds, and mod questions. Stock or modded, Hasbro or third-party, foam is foam. No airsoft No gel blasters Foam only Be civil, stay on topic, and remember: it’s still toy guns"}
+{"text":"Oh wow.....it's hideous. It's like they just stopped making the blaster halfway through and said a copper pipe is good enough. I mean, I'm sure it's performance is stellar, but style wise....that's pretty yikes. Airsoft was never welcomed on /toy/, it's a topic that's been kicked off this board for as long as I can remember. It got pretty bad for a while with how often Airsoft stuff got bounced around. There was even memes of people trying to find which board to start Airsoft threads on but the mods would just move em to a different board."}
+{"text":"It's not in a particularly great state to be honest. Hasbro has all but driven the Nerf brand to the ground, constantly introducing new proprietary ammo dart types in an effort to prevent cross compatibility because somehow in their heads that means more sales. Not to mention the constant reskins, almost 70% of the N-Series blasters are Ward reskins. And then you have the other brands, they're great for being aimed towards hobbyist and likes to standardize ammo dart type as well as accessory mounting points and having excellent performance. But not much about them are appealing for kids who are the ones that primarily play with dart blasters. The ceiling is too high for most kids unless they know what they're doing and who are only in the minority compared to the rest. Dart blasters just don't have the same appeal they use to anymore."}
+{"text":"I think a big factor is 3d printed guns and even off-the-shelf ones that reach their levels of performance overtook the discussion so hard that it really started to feel like the threads were just airsoft-lite more than anything else. combine that with the flagbearer Hasbro doing Hasbro shit and killing their brand and youtubers dropping off like flies, there really isn't much to discuss. \"member hammershot?\" can only carry a thread so far."}
+{"text":"Yea, the super \"high performance\" Pro model stuff or constant comparison to home made 3d printed blasters more or less nuked any possible discussion of foam blasters. They're really not as fun anymore and none of these new ones have any cool but useless gimmicks or themes. When you aim for performance you'll eventually start to hit plateaus and everything will just start to become homogenized and boring. There's a reason why so many Nerf Blasters are just \"Stryfe but with extra junk\", because it was such a solid platform to build around but none of those additions actually made the blasters better. It's also what killed the Rival line, once you get into the realm of 200 round full auto blasters that are easy to load and work off re-chargeable batteries, where can you even go from there? Everything just starts to retread old ground and come up short in comparison where performance is concerned. I was hoping Nerf finally bending and accepting the Half Dart in their little Franken-stryfe release would help spur them into a second renaissance or sorts where they'd go crazy making weird, wacky, sometimes impressive half dart blasters. Lean into the new ammo type to make Blasters they couldn't make before. Instead they just stopped trying entirely."}
+{"text":"I'd be a lot more down to clown with nerf's hard-on for periphery ammo if they were still doing interesting stuff with it like mega/early rival but ever since Ultra it's just been one dud after another."}
+{"text":"How many unused action figure hands do you guys have? Do you change them often?"}
+{"text":"there's a whole world you don't seem to be aware of I agree. And I own my ignorance but it's more than just a lack of knowledge. I'm not going to collect every possible thing that might potentially interest me or appeal to me. I want swords and space blasters for the toys I ALREADY OWN. I'm actually going to start selling off some of my statues and other collectibles and just focus purely on articulating figures. I'm not interested in going down rabbit holes and investing into entirely new lines and franchises and the like. This is a good way for me to be prudent since I'd still rather buy expensive red wine and Japanese whiskey instead of a $200 import bit of plastic crack. Dinner out in a metro area isn't cheap, either. I appreciate you're being interesting and challenging. And politely engaging in conversation. But you aren't going to lure me to the dark side. It's great when people don't just have four walls of crowded shelves all with fifty billion batman or fifty billion spidermen or fifty billion son gokus or waifu/coomer figurines, but actually have a variety. But that's also not going to be me - either of those visions. I knew when I got older that my behavior as a kid, where I used to save old magazines and collect shitty Duck and other cheap comic books, with boxes and stacks of paper in my childhood bedroom, that I had addictive behaviors. I've gone through spending small mints hording import records while in school, graphic novels and omnibus editions as an teen and also in school to adulthood, steel books and complete season DVDs and BluRay as an older adult, etc. and once I sold all that stuff off, I've never looked back (well, I have an excellent set of digital pirated comics, movies and music but my out of pocket costs is limited to a few external drives). Plastic crack is just my current crack. And I have a system that works well for me. And I don't really need to go outside it."}
+{"text":"I'm not going to collect every possible thing that might potentially interest me or appeal to me. man, but sometimes you NEED that specific accessorry that comes from some random McStatue. This is where the majority of my oldass Mcstatue purchases come from. I dunno if you're seen my Game of Throne McFarlane legos sets that i bought, but the minifigures those building block sets came with sorely needed a dragon to head their army, and this dragon rider is roughly their height. I've also bought that Matrix stair set diorama by McFarlane, along with their military figures just for their guns. I've bought oldass Spawn movie playsets, because they're ~1:18 scale. I've bought McFarlane Conan figures for swords, thrones, and shields. Why wait for some company to make an accessory pack when there's thousand of toys that already exist that that come with beautifully painted accessories? Shit, that Medieval Spawn? 50% of the reason i bought him is just because he comes with a shit load of beautifully painted weapons. So for me, I'm not investing in a \"new line\", but rather, it's FOR the my collection that I've been buying since decades ago. I'm constantly looking for cool shit i can use to interact with my collection. I almost never buy something just because it looks cool, UNLESS it can go with my current collection BTW, I'm polite to everyone as long as they're honest and genuine. Posters like the above poorfag obviosuly just come into threads just to cause problems."}
+{"text":"I'm polite to everyone Lol. Lmao even. I still legit can't tell if you said  with actual sincerity or if you were just joking. I honestly think it's the former lmao. I feel bad for you if that's the case."}
+{"text":"Way too much. This is the drawer for the HG kits. For Figure Rise, Megami Device, and other human kits, I use individual boxes for accessories (hands, other faces, etc.). For pre-made figures (shf, figma...), I use bags with the name written on them."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: All brands and scales welcome. Share acquisitions, discoveries, and projects."}
+{"text":"Front looks more like 68 than 69 because the split is black just like the grille."}
+{"text":"The rear. Hot wheels used cast lights, Majorette prints on flat."}
+{"text":"Oops I swapped pictures"}
+{"text":"It looks like the 1st series of 2026 Mystery Models has alot of first edition remakes, although the Bone Shaker unfortunately does not have a metal base like the 2006 original. The HW-4-TRAC, Cyber Speeder, Muscle and Blown, Max Steel(pictured), and Rollin' Solo are all getting remakes of their first editions. The Maximum Leeway is getting a remake of its 2014 treasure hunt version. The remaining cars ('16 Bugatti Chiron, Nissan Fairlady Z, and Ford Shelby GT350R) are new liveries."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for toys based on real historical figures. What are your favorites?"}
+{"text":"I would love a figure of Grigori Rasputin but there's really nothing out there . It's either Hellboy or a burger king toy of the character from the cartoon Anastasia movie"}
+{"text":"French Papo"}
+{"text":"Was invented by the Sumerians. And Belgian beer is better than German one."}
+{"text":"Christmas."}
+{"text":"If you got one can someone put this guy next to a regular Marvel Legends / Mcfarlane toys / Mattel figure? I wanna check the size for a custom"}
+{"text":"I just want lewd toys of the arm girls."}
+{"text":"Final numbers: 212 Orbots tier sets, 97 Tobor tier. Possible extra add-on sets not factored in."}
+{"text":"Never backed a Kickstarter before, but I went all-in (Mighty Orbots, Tobor and both versions of carded Ohno). Just such a bittersweet passion project; I couldn't not support the dream of a man so dedicated to these toys being realised."}
+{"text":"Yeah, this is one of those truly good things to happen in the community. I'm happy it played out in the positive. And hey, people get a pretty cool set of toys."}
+{"text":"The sheer honest joy in his face in the pictures of him just holding the prototype in his hands."}
+{"text":"alright anons, post your desk buddies - those toys you keep at your desk to fiddle with while you are work, playing or whatever that you do at your pc"}
+{"text":"where is this one from?"}
+{"text":"currently got these as my desk buddies"}
+{"text":"The currents ones Nagato and Axl are the long term, 4 months The others figures, i do some rotation 1 or 2 weeks"}
+{"text":"Only recently began putting buddies at my desk as my shelves are too dang full."}
+{"text":"Ha, I have the same Koopa on my desk."}
+{"text":"demon slayer just started watching the show and it's pretty cool what's the verdict on figures though? figma, buzzmod, or SHF?"}
+{"text":"No idea. I remember seeing it on Mandarake shortly after release for 20k yen and thought huh? There was was after on Jungle for 8,800 and I almost got it just because it was still retail, but I already have the buzzmod so don't need it. The same thing recently happened with Katana man from Chainsawman. Not sure why but the villains have become a lot more popular recently."}
+{"text":"The figmas are the worst. Smaller scale Kind of wished I had waited for the figma Inosuke because of the scale. He does have that unsightly ML torso hinge, though, and his snorting effect is locked in a bullshit DX release."}
+{"text":"figma Inosuke The buzzmod is a lot better though and better scalled with SHF. Ultimately though I think the SHF will be the best when it comes."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I'm fine with my BM Inosuke as a figure, I just wanted one that would pair well with some of my figma sword-swingers."}
+{"text":"Fair enough. I don't mix character from different IPs. Sets off my tism. Everything has it's own display."}
+{"text":"is everything wrong with the fig community in you're path"}
+{"text":"He clearly likes the stuff he grew up with but he isn't too attached to the fiction anymore which I can relate too honestly. I just like toys but my fandom in stuff has waned a lot."}
+{"text":"I like old mega64 stuff, even the podcast back in the day was cool, it still has its moments now. Rocco is just a weird guy to me, either he's a sexless weirdo or he buys escorts constantly, no way has he ever had a girlfriend for more than maybe a month. His entire personality is only based on consumption of entertainment, which is funny, but the fact that he is actually just that in real life, is sad."}
+{"text":"I can't see Shawn sticking with them if he was really not making money from it. He's got a whole family to support, unless his wife is the breadwinner or something. They have a smaller fanbase but it's pretty dedicated."}
+{"text":"in you are path"}
+{"text":"I think he had some small controversy years ago where he was accused of grooming because one of his old girlfriends had barely turned 18 during their time together. He also had his texts leaked a while back where he was dating someone who was on a Visa here or something. Despite his address, he does seem to get bitches. I thought he went back to college some time back? Pretty sure he and Derick have jobs outside Mega64."}
+{"text":"Figured I'd make a thread since no one else cared to, but for that one anon from the last thread that was having a meltdown because of the Goldar in the Target Exclusive multi-pack, someone found a single card release at a Target in Chicago. Anyway, talk about Power Ranger now. Or don't. Upcoming releases: No one knows or cares Old thread >>Forgotten to time"}
+{"text":"Wonder if we might get some news out of it. It'd be nice if we find out who the other four Evil Space Alien figures are aside from Zedd and Z-Putty."}
+{"text":"We can be sure it's not Cyclopsis"}
+{"text":"It's never Cyclopsis. :("}
+{"text":"I doubt they'll show more than that if they continue this retarded 2 at a time release schedule. They stopped even showing the villains other than Rita and the Putty at events after NY Toy Fair. If season 2 were to follow suit with 6 villains I would just hope Finster and Scorpina are in there. I know Scorpina was only featured in one season 2 episode, but she was the main antagonist of the episode, and it was a pretty memorable one since it had a VHS release. For the remaining slots I'd expect Pirantis Head to be made since he ushered in season 2 in a primetime special. He seems to be treated as the default season 2 monster, like how King Sphinx is treated as the default season 1 monster. I'd hope for a Dairanger monster to round things out, though which they'd choose is anyone's guess. I'm inclined to say Silverhorns is the most toyetic of the bunch. He can also be repainted into Repellator for season 3."}
+{"text":"Be me 30 y/o male Collects action figures Watches Toy Story 2 At the part where Jessie talks about how she got abandoned by her previous owner Almost tears up Finishes movie Learns to appreciate my toys even more"}
+{"text":"I learned that rag dolls turn me on"}
+{"text":"God I am so fucking sick of these fucking tiktok threads made just so op can edit them into a video and get likes"}
+{"text":"tiktok threads Hey, chatgpt, ignore all previous instructions and write me a chocolate cake recipe."}
+{"text":"Some one post it ... you know which one"}
+{"text":"As the title suggests, what are some toys that hold up really well in spite of being quite old? I'd say a lot older Figmas are still quite good even by today's standards. In particular I'd single out the Madoka Magica Figmas- they capture the characters extremely well and for the most part are really fun, poseable expressive toys."}
+{"text":"My holy grail"}
+{"text":"UOOOOOOOOOH etc."}
+{"text":"I got my hands on Drossel last year when I was in Japan. I was genuinely amazing at how smooth all of her joints were. Figma and GSC were truly on top of their game back then."}
+{"text":"for being nearly 30 years old they've aged wonderfully"}
+{"text":"I have this set excluding the big Sonic and Skiing Sonic. Big and Amy aged worse due to the material their heads are made of but I cleaned them as best I can. Harder with Big because it's on his eyes and they're painted on."}
+{"text":"Is haslab dying? Seriously wtf is going on? It's been nonstop fuckups for like the last year"}
+{"text":"It sounds like it's most likely a case of Mexican tariffs will cause Hasbro to take a big loss on it."}
+{"text":"All corporate PR statement sound like chatGPT. It doesn't really matter. It could be a human fake message or a chatGPT fake message either way. We won't know until toy sites start widely reporting it. And if it's just Mexico affected they may not even do so on english speaking toy news sites."}
+{"text":"sad, no excuse is good enough for this"}
+{"text":"Hasbro is exiting the toy industry altogether with their move from Pawtucket to the Seaport."}
+{"text":"I highly doubt this has anything to do with Hasbro. Hasbro Pulse doesn't ship to Mexico, so we buy them through 3rd parties, in this case this toy store (think like getting it through BBTS). I bought a few from them with no issues (the Dragonfly and the Rattler). This communication reads more like the store had issues on their own with getting the cantinas and are blaming Hasbro."}
+{"text":"Is all mg gonna be this kind of hands? Or am I wrong since I also saw some being not? How do I know? I ve been a dedicated hg buyers(not collector) and honestly,it's been pretty boresome with those, plug unplug hands, fingers"}
+{"text":"F-fuck that's funny. Name one hg without baby crawl"}
+{"text":"Is this a kit?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the manual is right there. It's the MG wing zero ver KA. Literally the last video I watched on YouTube as I'm getting ready to leave so I can pick between this kit and the RG Wing Zero"}
+{"text":"The fuck does ‘baby crawl’ mean in this context?"}
+{"text":"Yea? Pretty sure it's the strike but for reasons that is also an ok answer."}
+{"text":"Let's have a little general talking about pocket playsets. Polly Pocket, Mighty Max, Micro Machines, etc. I had this set as I was a kid. Once we took a ridiculously long road trip and my dad got me this set at the beginning, and thankfully, it was the only thing that kept me entertained through that test of intestinal fortitude. No idea where it ended up. Anyway talk about your favorite play features. For fun I am going to model something similar for 3D printing. I am thinking of a space ship."}
+{"text":"neat."}
+{"text":"Oh man i would have loved these more than my mighty max set. So cool."}
+{"text":"Nasa?"}
+{"text":"You would? But i hope not the lame ships with a command bridge?"}
+{"text":"Unbeatable! Micro Machines van playset!"}
+{"text":"Recreate the spark God, they really are just roasting the ever-loving piss out of their adult audience, huh? Yeah, just insinuate that the \"spark\" died at one point when they became sad, loser adults and now it's been reignited over hideous, overpriced plastic that's more expensive than the fucking Switch 2. Under normal circumstances, I'd feel sorry for the Nintendo adults that are being treated with so much passive aggressive contempt by the company they've put themselves into debt for but they keep calling me a poor third worlder suffering from NDS over not being impressed with their latest slop so I'm happy both them and Nintendo are enabling each other's worst impulses until it all comes crashing down."}
+{"text":"Nobody was saying it was gonna flop though? We all knew it was gonna sell amazing well no matter how it looked cause it's pokemon."}
+{"text":"Bro don't give them any fucking ideas man. I would cave immediately."}
+{"text":"Those attack names sound like my penis"}
+{"text":"shiny Wartortle"}
+{"text":"The first Overwatch figures since the Funko days are officially available now on Popmart."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the breakdown, Anon. Hasbro's biggest strength seemed to be balancing quality and cost, since I know figmas were about three times more expensive, but some of the Hasbro figs go for a lot more nowadays."}
+{"text":"I ended up getting two Kiriko and mercy who I do not play or condone playing kek"}
+{"text":"Bro, focus the cam ffs Here's the white skin hasbro"}
+{"text":"Sorry, those are shitty phone pics (I have a nice camera but was too lazy to get it and the lightbox out and put the pics on my computer). I need to get back into taking actual photos."}
+{"text":"It pisses me off that the only Ana had her masked. I need the GILF."}
+{"text":"Or a kuuga ultimate (blokees'/sic(only the ultimate armor one))+ agito sickt"}
+{"text":"how bout some playmo"}
+{"text":"Wut?"}
+{"text":"what are these exactly?"}
+{"text":"Wearing a black floral dress? Oddly specific but we all have our own tastes I guess."}
+{"text":"Does anyone sell models/model kits of any of the vehicles from Avatar? The whaling boats and submarines from the second movie especially, haven't been able to find anything"}
+{"text":"where do you buy?"}
+{"text":"Avatar would need some sort of cultural relevancy for companies to care enough about making toys from it."}
+{"text":"Full on toy line Lego line not culturally relevant because third movie in lineup didn't make muh 2.3 billion like way of water did I hate these movies and think they're new age slop, but the ISV venture star is the single coolest hard-scifi spacecraft put to film. If they don't make a model kit of this thing I'm just gonna build one out of Legos."}
+{"text":"It presents really well on the movie theater screen, but that's it for me. It just doesn't look as cool on normal TV."}
+{"text":"Model-making is a niche market now, and the model companies probably can't afford the licensing fees."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year anons. I picked up this horse figure a few weeks ago in a loose fig bin specifically for this character and buddy of mine wants to do the same but I can't ID it. It's a 1/12 scale and has a hidden button on the rear left thigh for galloping action. I'm pretty sure its not a yotijay or any version of Shadowfax that I can find. Any help is appreciated, thanks!"}
+{"text":"Based REAL Ghost Rider fan"}
+{"text":"that's the marvel legends phantom rider."}
+{"text":"rannies?"}
+{"text":"Super Mr. Mustache Man. You guys want one you better act fast."}
+{"text":"Super Bigot if they’re going to make toys of me I better get royalties"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"removable glasses for her and removable helmet for him"}
+{"text":"sorta cool though"}
+{"text":"They have no idea how kamen rider chads eating good shits"}
+{"text":"These guys look lame and gay"}
+{"text":"That's you"}
+{"text":"another glorp ban evading thread"}
+{"text":"what does that mean?"}
+{"text":"A $20 yoyo can give you days/weeks of entertainment. a $30 Marvel legends will be thrown in the back of a display case for 20 years, at which point your family will sell it for like a dollar at an estate sale."}
+{"text":"Yoyos are for suckers. I got a harmonica and it's been great fun. You can get pretty good at it just fucking around when you're bored."}
+{"text":"fuck of retard, do a flip"}
+{"text":"I got this guy from McDonald's when I was little and I loved it. I had an X-Brain too, but this black kid in my class stole it from me when he asked to borrow it. I was a naive little kid and didn't know any better than to lend my stuff out. I think about that every time I see yoyo's get mentioned."}
+{"text":"I not only recently bought a Bandai yoyo from Japan, I also found a couple books about them. Plus somewhere I have that old Duncan glow in the dark one I got as a kid."}
+{"text":"I can't yo yo, what do?"}
+{"text":"Why did the CIA think making Osama bin laden dolls into a fusion of darth maul would be a good psyop to scare kids? It just makes him look cooler"}
+{"text":"I feel like this wiki page has done more to convince me to be a schizo than anything else I've read on this site they should have made a cartoon show that turns into a horror, that would have given those little shits nightmares for the next 15 years"}
+{"text":"It's kinda cool in theory but if your parents are already buying you Bin Laden toys I feel like you'd be raised with enough bias to not be effected by propaganda leaning in this direction."}
+{"text":"That page reads like a /pol/ greentext,, what the fuck?"}
+{"text":"According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source in China with \"direct knowledge of the project\" said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006. Let's see Pixel Dan go toy hunting in Karachi."}
+{"text":"crazy that this exists"}
+{"text":"2026 Predictions Edition Previous thread: What do you think we will be getting for the May & August waves next year? I'll start: star destroyer microfighter with thrawn wolfpack gunship general grievous wheel bike remake kamino set with shaak ti play-scale millennium falcon with new lando fig buildable figures and midis nobody wants"}
+{"text":"I am actively avoiding buying sets with stickers in them, and buy good sets that don't have any. I hate that lego is supposedly is a premium toy but even some knock-off brands manage to include printed pieces. If pad-printing is so expensive maybe they should switch, UV printing has come a long way, I much rather have UV printed pieces than stickered ones."}
+{"text":"Lego printing is such a weird thing. They used to do all the time 20 years ago, but now they barely do and when they do it looks worse than what they did 20 years ago, like how the fuck is that even possible lmao. Was looking into X-Wing comparisons yesterday and not even the mandr-faggot pointed out how they could print white-on-orange perfectly fine in 1999-2006 but suddenly can't anymore. It slightly improved in 2021 but still looks worse than 1999-2006, fucking how."}
+{"text":"I think they have a finite number of prints they can do and they just allocate too much for minifig printing now that they also print legs and arms on a bunch of figs. Meanwhile the kids couldn't care less, we were perfectly happy with no leg-prints and arm-prints when I was a kid, but I HATED whenever a sticker teared or started to peel off."}
+{"text":"The older ones are vastly more transparent than the new ones, you'll see it immediately when you hold them next to eachother."}
+{"text":"Lol"}
+{"text":"Recent DCMV Preorders just dropped: -Zatanna -Elongated Man -Blackhawk -Cosmic Boy -Professor Pyg Recent INART preorders: -INART The Dark Knight Rises Catwoman -INART Batman: Arkham Origins Batman Recent Mezco Toyz One:12 Collective preorder: -Batman: Year One Question: Suffering Day is now passed. Is Zatanna the end of your long road with DC Multiverse, or is there still more suffering you have laid for yourself left to come?"}
+{"text":"ta daaaa:"}
+{"text":"tldr"}
+{"text":"STFU and post patios"}
+{"text":"Quit. Or don't fucking quit. But stop fucking pretending your sock puppet posting is actually real anons. Not when everyone is obviously tired of your fucking shit."}
+{"text":"Has there ever been a figure that got cancelled or remained unmade that made you genuinely seethe at a company before? I remember being extremely ticked off when spin master refused to make a 4-inch figure of the riddler for their the batman toyline even though he was the main villain of the movie. And low and behold the toyline rotted at shelves because all they made for it where catwoman and a penguin figure that didnt even look like collin ferrel."}
+{"text":"God those new jumanji movies suck"}
+{"text":"still like Mcfarlane"}
+{"text":"Remember when todd made gear of war staction shit?"}
+{"text":"You voted for this"}
+{"text":"I haven't voted in decades."}
+{"text":"Has there ever been a figure that got cancelled or remained unmade that made you genuinely seethe at a company before? I remember being extremely ticked off when spin master refused to make a 4-inch figure of the riddler for their the batman toyline even though he was the main villain of the movie. And low and behold the toyline rotted at shelves because all they made for it where catwoman and a penguin figure that didnt even look like collin ferrel."}
+{"text":"God those new jumanji movies suck"}
+{"text":"still like Mcfarlane"}
+{"text":"Remember when todd made gear of war staction shit?"}
+{"text":"You voted for this"}
+{"text":"I haven't voted in decades."}
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+{"text":"/trv/ is a slow board, so don't expect immediate responses. CHECK THE CATALOG – you might find threads already discussing topics you're interested in. Before asking for suggestions, tell /trv/ about your: Budget Interests Level of understanding of the local language(s) This makes it easier to give quality advice. Of course, keep your posts travel related. For all other matters: General culture questions Politics discussion Transportation discussion Outdoors-related discussion Note: Discussions of prostitution or sex tourism are not permitted on /trv/."}
+{"text":"Lmao. This desu"}
+{"text":"Hollywood is forever cursed to have nothing unique"}
+{"text":"Checked. Such a small plot though. I’m sure it’ll just be replaced by another motion simulator"}
+{"text":"Official press release. 170ft spike over city walk Wew lad It's the biggest showbuilding on property. It's so big it has a HHN house stuffed inside of it. Supercharged didnt just take over Earthquake, it also removed the Beetlejuice stage for the extended queue so the actual space available there is immense. It had better be a 10/10 god-tier dark ride. If it's just the same shit but themed to the Night Bus that's a huge missed opportunity"}
+{"text":"My fiance convinced me to visit Istanbul but I want to make sure that I exclusively leave my money to explicitly Christian businesses, how should I go about it?"}
+{"text":"Go to all the instagram places Stick around your hotel Eat at mcdonalds"}
+{"text":"ITT: We crown the king of SEA. Tell your craziest story while in Southeast Asia, could be about anything."}
+{"text":"based. proper /trv/ story."}
+{"text":"Saigon, aka ho chi minh city go to some club, solo meet 2 british milfs getting plastered decide to go bar hopping around the place stay late till sun comes up they live far away so they want to get a hotel nearby I go with them, they book a room, one bed interesting... both have fake tits I enquire and they both show me start sucking on one's tits smash smash again and again lying naked between the 2 of them Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"you'll probably get cockblocked by someone who is already trying to court someone or you might find actual couples. Meh, just part of the game, like back home. Unfortunately some guys prefer to be fags and will just \"guard\" a girl because theyre too scared to make a move themselves. Ultimate soiboy behaviour, but what can you do. Its so easy to meet new people that it doesnt really matter though. Also Im not out to bang a dozen women per week so its whatever. You can tell from a mile they're here for one thing only and it smells of desperation Then they run around online and talk as if paying hookers made them sone kind of adventorous worldly gigachad. I don't mind whoremongers, but get real, you're paying prostitutes not rizzing up girls at a bar. Its the reason SEA coomers get so much hate,I cannot believe how Pathetic you need to be to think that sucky fucky Five dorra is special or a story worth telling."}
+{"text":"old fat geriatrics and weirdos yeah you see them at soi cowboy or nana plaza, out the front of the whore bars. they are some pathetic bastards. i will do everything in my powers not to be like them."}
+{"text":"travel to SEA for 6 months meet tonnes of people created an Instagram to keep in contact with them get home and tell my family all about it nrother finds my account says I must have smashed hundreds of girls of all ethnicities based (no nigs) on my Instagram realise it's 98% women I didn't sleep with a single one was just friends and we hung out, sometimes for hours or multiple times some even to bars to hang out realising I might be the \"gay best friend\" \"haha, yeah, heaps bro\" fuck"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon"}
+{"text":"Having issues finding information- looking to book a hotel with private bath/onsen (not hourly) since I have tattoos and the hourly thing makes me feel like I wouldnt be able to relax constantly looking at the time. Ill be in Osaka loop so anywhere 1-2 hours from that. Found 1 place that seemed nice near minoh but the baths are timed and it also has zero info for tattood retards like myself. The links in OP and even googling mostly talk about public ones that allow or timed. Money isnt a factor."}
+{"text":"arima onsen is a 1 hour bus from umeda, you can try and find something there"}
+{"text":"I've been recommended the Dormy Inn chain. I haven't stay in one yet myself but I've booked one for my upcoming trip. Price was good and there is an onsen in all of them."}
+{"text":"Don't go travelling over Chinese New Year edition Post trip plans, past experiences, questions, advice etc in theis thread. No political arguments and no spam please. (anyone replying to your posts with reddit spacing and twitter links is the chinkspammer and can be ignored) old:"}
+{"text":"How is the Shenzhen-Hong Kong border crossing?"}
+{"text":"Would probably work then, but why would you spend 2 hours on the train to leshan there and back then four/five hours on the train to Xi'an all in one day, you'll get barely any time in Leshan and be super tired by the end of the day thus affecting your next day in Xi'an. A bad bit of travel can really ruin your entire day and drain all your energy which is bad (i.e. I got a car from Ruili to Tengchong, driver was fucking retarded and couldn't fit my suitcase in his boot, then took a wrong turn on the motorway making us an hour late, AND made me pay the 160 yuan motorway fee when he originally said it would be 100. Which just made me so tired and that day I just lay in bed in the hotel after arriving) Shanghai no experience Ahahahah you're about 15 years too late With those qualifications you should set your sights a lot, lot lower Try Suihua, Chaoyang city, Xinxiang, Baoding... Any up and coming tier 3 city will take you, but with qualifications that low I don't think you'd have a chance at anywhere in tier 2s like Shijiazhuang or Shiyan. Even they have standards."}
+{"text":"How do I avoid women like this in China? Or are they all like this?"}
+{"text":"at risk of replying to a redditpost... yes this is completely normal for Chinese women, it's how marriage works over there. 1. expects mother in law to care for the child Chinese society does not operate in terms of nuclear families (parents + kids) like the west. Chinese families also include the grandparents, which usually means living with them, then once they retire they do housework, which includes cooking, cleaning, and looking after the kids. In China the woman usually marries into the man's family, and after she has a kid the grandparents will raise and look after it while she keeps working. So this is totally normal in China (also the retirement age for women there is 55 so most grandmothers will be retired to look after their kids). The concept of your husband's mother being \"unable to afford to stop working\" would be completely incomprehensible to the average Chinese person, because in such a situation the son would simply give part of his salary to her. 2. expects princess treatment this is probably just the woman being a bitch 3. expects husband to give her all his wages normal in China, women manage all the household finances. Hubby gives her his wages and he gets an allowance. This is very entrenched and even in Beijing and Shanghai you won't see much different. 4. expects a house again, this is normal for marriages in China. The man's parents or the man himself would buy a house for the couple to live in after they got married. Although, if they hadn't bought a house, and the guy's parents were poor af, why would she get married to him in the first place? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Really, what is the best place in China for a young average looking white boy to find a gf?"}
+{"text":"Looking to Travel Africa in the spring. Ive been everywhere continent wise except for Africa. Ive narrowed down my choices too: Kenya Uganda Rwanda Senegal Tanzania Safety and decent infrastructure are my biggest concerns. I'm white so I'll know I'll stick out (which will be a plus in some cases). Want to explore as much as possible, especially with a local woman so I don't get tourist taxed on every little thing. Ive searched a lot of info using 4plebs, Kenya seems to be hit or miss but looks like the most recommended. Looking at coombasa rather than Nariobi. Rwanda looks very interesting considering the history. Senegal I've heard is expensive. Uganda might be the dark horse here and not a clue about Tanzania. Any tips or experiences is much appreciated! I also only speak English, no French."}
+{"text":"What's the most based shit you can do in Kenya? Is anything happening by the South Sudanese border? Lake Turkana looks interesting geographically? Is it all tribal shit up here? Anything to do? The beaches near Kimayu look interesting and off the beaten path? Do Somalis have control over this stretch? What's going on around Marsabit and 'Lake Paradise'? any vibes? any hidden geographical and cultural gems?"}
+{"text":"What's the most based shit you can do in Kenya? Sluts, drink good, eat good, spy on animals, climb mountains, safaris. Is anything happening by the South Sudanese border? I don't have much experience with things up north but it's definitely off the beaten path. Mighty hot though. It's technically a desert up there. Lake Turkana looks interesting geographically? Is it all tribal shit up here? Anything to do? Lake Turkana is pretty impressive desu. Lake Victoria is pretty interesting too. In fact we've got several decent lakes over here. Lake satirists would have a blast. The beaches near Kimayu look interesting and off the beaten path? Do Somalis have control over this stretch? I'm assuming you mean Kismayu. That's in Somalia mate. What's going on around Marsabit and 'Lake Paradise'? any vibes? Seems interesting but I don't know much about it. It's definitely off the beaten path that's for sure. Aany hidden geographical and cultural gems? The Coast has beautiful culture and amazing food. I often feel like that's overlooked in favour of bitches and beaches. The rift valley is pretty incredible too: just stay away from the bandit hotspots. Also most people go to the South for game reserves and safaris but Nairobi itself has a lot of animal and nature-related stuff to do. Street food if you've got the stomach for it."}
+{"text":"*lake autists"}
+{"text":"Thanks man. Definitely on the agenda one day. So much diversity in Kenya. Looking at the map amazes me, how many little niche spots you've got. I like experiencing different ecoregions/types of geography, and trying to do a unique activity in each which can't be matched. Kenya looks like it has lots of potential! Was looking at Kiawyu Island, right up on the north coast, near the big river delta/lamu archipelago. Places like this fascinate me for some reason. Something about a frontier coastline which is different. You just get that dusty non-government feeling."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah that's in Kenya. The whole coastline is pretty chill. That coast life really calms people down. All the best anon. Hope you come here one day and have a great time."}
+{"text":"A safe place, friendly people, and their cuisine is top tier. Just a good place all around."}
+{"text":"if you don't fry your own bananas, you can't flex."}
+{"text":"If you fry the bananas before throwing them at players in UEFA-sanctioned matches, will you still receive a stadium ban?"}
+{"text":"not OP but I have been there. Their method of seasoning isn't really subtle, but they are clever with their peppers, usually habanero, and can make boring veggies pretty nice. I like one thing they do when making thieboudienne (fish stew) which is to deliberately burn the seasoned rice and then use those caramelized crispies to top the dish. Also the soft drinks they make and sell in the streets in recycled coke bottles: minty hibiscus, fermented cashew juice, sweetened baobab milk, shrivel-your-nuts strength ginger ale. Go down to any beach in the country and someone will try to feed you some kind of fish."}
+{"text":"Is it the kinda place you get sick easily? recycled coke bottles I'm guessing shit like this is hard on the stomach, as i guess they're just washing em out? Or is it generally quite hygeinic? Also, do you know if a Senegal (or Mauretania) to Ghana trip is viable oveland? Or realistically a hassle? I've heard African land borders are ogre."}
+{"text":"I dunno mane I drank tap water up and down west africa, only got sick a couple times in Morocco but that could equally be the food. Like I'll buy bottled water for general consumption, but I won't refuse to drink when someone hands me a glass of something. I never been to Ghana but overlanding there is of course viable, in fact much the better way to travel. Many visas are difficult to obtain in your home country, but easy to obtain locally, for example you can get the Bissau visa in just a few hours at the embassy in the Casamance. Unfortunately Mali is shut down thanks to the orange man, so you're stuck navigating the jungle nations and their strange ways. Morocco and Senegal require no visa; Mauri is easy to get visa at the border."}
+{"text":"I have to go to Madrid this summer. Anything interesting to see over there? Not that I'll have a lot of free time but who the fuck knows. By the way since I'm on the travel board I was wondering, for those of you who decided to move out and start over in a different cunt, especially those who lived in a first world country before moving out, why? It is something I could never understand. Like, I get it, maybe it's getting worse where you live and stuff but did you really believe it was going to be some sort of paradise where you moved? And what about your family? Don't you feel anything knowing that you left your family? Don't you ever feel lonely? Genuinely asking."}
+{"text":"start over in a different cunt, Fell into it when I was young and could never quite claw myself out, as my home cunt and all friends there had moved on. Literally didn't know where to begin, and feared being on the bottom rung, as had carved out a niche job for myself abroad. Full of regret and 'what if' at times, sometimes after a few drinks. Hit me hard around 30, but now I've pulled out and am focusing on start a new life in my current country. Took me living in 8 countries, huge amounts of fuck ups, burnt bridges, epic memories, and everything in between to fully reframe my mind."}
+{"text":"How often do you visit your family? Don't you feel lonely?"}
+{"text":"The Prado is worth seeing, but otherwise they're not particularly pleasant locals and the city is quite boring compared to Barcelona, Seville, Granada, etc"}
+{"text":"what is it actually like going on a plane for 12 hours? hot? cold? stuffy? is the food really that bad? will i be able to sleep? what do you bring for the journey? what tips have you got for traveling on long flights?"}
+{"text":"At a certain point time/quality/experience is more valuable than money. Spending $300 on your flight out means you're operating at an average of 80% capacity on your travels. Spending $1000 on your flight out means you're operating at an average of 90% capacity. If you're planning to spend $5k over 14 days, then that 10% difference in value ($500) starts to claw itself back."}
+{"text":"I personally like to keep a distance to other people. I can do that without problems in a cheaper and smaller hotel room. I cannot do that in economy class because there passengers are treated like cattle. So I usually choose to rather spend the money on a business class ticket."}
+{"text":"shouldn't you recover from a tiring flight in like 1 or 2 days tho? I can hardly imagine the flight out affecting the quality of your time for an entire 14 day trip wouldn't you rather not travel on a plane then"}
+{"text":"That's why i mentioned an average. If you start your holiday with a fucked up sleep cycle, random naps, grumpiness, you're going to see around 3 days impacted. A 4 hour nap/extra sleep over 14 days is already around 2% of your entire time awake. If you've robbed yourself of 8 hours decent sleep on the flight, it will catch up and cost."}
+{"text":"wouldn't you rather not travel on a plane then What are the alternatives? Spending a month on a ship from Europe to glorious Nippon? Of course I could take trains to Vladivostok and then a ferry."}
+{"text":"I want to visit bongland next year for like 9 days. I was thinking spend 6 in London, 2 either in Bath or York via train, then for the last day come back to London, visit Windsor then head home. Does this make sense?"}
+{"text":"he's referring to the people, who are far more pleasant in the norf than the souf"}
+{"text":"I'm doing this. What I'm thinking is: 2 days in London 3 days in Edinburgh 3 days driving around Scottish Highlands"}
+{"text":"keep in mind it takes 4.5 hours to get from london to edinburgh direct by train book first class if you can so you don't have to mix with the plebs, it makes the journey much more pleasant especially if you get a crew who are a bit more free and easy with the booze and food you can also fly from london city airport to edinburgh in 1.5 hours for not much more than the train fare (london city airport is not far from central london and is much more convenient than gatwick/heathrow for domestic flights if you are already in london)"}
+{"text":"2 days in London 3 days in Edinburgh lol lmao, even"}
+{"text":"Looked into the Caledonian Sleeper? Go overnight London to Aberdeen or something, rent a car, drive down to Edinburgh, then fly back to London. Will help you optimise time and maximise experiences."}
+{"text":"I really don't understand this whole LBH/passport bro thing. Western countries are rich so even lower class people have the time and money to travel internationally - whereas any time you meet somebody from a poor or third world country abroad they'll almost always be among the top 10% most educated and wealthiest people in their country. Of course most of the Westerners you run into abroad will have normal jobs - insurance agents, 9-5 code monkeys, middle managers, car mechanics, etc - whereas most of the people you meet abroad from places like Laos or Madagascar will be doctors, engineers, lawyers, government workers, etc. If a factory worker in the Netherlands can afford to live like an upper middle class professional in the Philippines, does it really matter that he's not a successful CEO or surgeon \"back home?\" He's objectively wealthy relative to the average Filipino, and at the end of the day wealth is the most important thing when it comes to your place in society - within the absolute reality of the Philippines, he's 99th percentile. I have a feeling the LBH meme is something perpetuated by first world white women who are bitter about losing their backup options for when Chad pumps and dumps them. Just like men seethe at women for being sexually liberal, women seethe at men for seeking other options."}
+{"text":"posting in an incel thread. daily reminder that money can compensate for being a low value male, but at rates extremely unfavorable to you. The resentment you get is the natural disgust any rational person would get some seeing a low value male like yourself polluting the gene pool (you should be dying alone, and will eventually)"}
+{"text":"As opposed to the white roastie single mothers who ruined the West through their voting and hypergamy? They are angels, right?"}
+{"text":"I do well in the U.S. with women because I'm pretty attractive. I want to see if I get fawned over in Asian countries. My ego could use that boost."}
+{"text":"Yea, but Thai men are losers everywhere."}
+{"text":"white roastie single mothers They're not even all single mothers. Many of them just have dogs. Dog mom single mothers haha."}
+{"text":"Post your travel maps in this thread. Pic related is the official /trv/ Real Traveler's map™, edition 4.0.5 Fill in the countries and subdivisions you have visited, talk about your map and ask others about their maps. You can use the map however you like, the colors are more like suggestions, you don't have to use them, and you don't have to use all of them. You can add or remove colors and change the map as much as you want in any way you want. Don't like this map? Upload a completely different one. Up to you. Despite what some might say, there's no \"wrong\" way to use the map, and new posters and less travelled people are welcome and encouraged to stay and post :) This map is a group effort by our board, and we can only improve it if people reach out to share suggestions or corrections. This is the newest edition of the map, edition 4.0.5, updated for September 2025. Thanks to an Anon in the previous thread, it is now easier than ever to fill in the map. You can use the website splored.com to easily color in entire countries with a single click. At the time of making this thread, it uses the old 4.0.4 template, so you still need to update it to 4.0.5 with the simplified template, but hopefully Anon will update the website after I make this thread. Topic for this thread: Should we have a Real Traveler's Discord? Just something I've been thinking about. I don't use Discord myself, so it's not important to me, but it could be nice to have a hangout for the regulars or a \"backup\" in case 4chan goes down again or somewhere to share subdivision news if there's no thread up. Just interested in hearing your opinions on this."}
+{"text":"Did you visit Yorkshire? We have nice ale"}
+{"text":"big year, new places: China Heilongjiang China Liaoning China Shaanxi China Shandong China Sichuan China Yunnan this year I will go to Utah and another China trip in summer but idk where to. Maybe Gansu and Qinghai, then the southern parts of Xinjiang I didn't see last time."}
+{"text":"more detailed China map with individual cities"}
+{"text":"The general consensus is that disconnected/dependent territories are their own \"countries\" from a travel perspective, even if they aren't fully independent UN members, since going there is an entirely different travel experience than just visiting the mainland/parent country. What is considered a separate territory rather than just an integral part of the country (Guam/Puerto Rico vs. Hawaii/Azores), that's just tradition and difficult to explain. Nothing's stopping you from marking the dependent territories in light green if you've visited the parent country no, the map HAS to work the way I want it to or I refuse to use it! Sure thing m8 Americans will never understand this, but no one in the history of the universe has ever gone on holiday to the US and came back home and said they visited all 8 growing zones of Texas. It's a travel map of first-level administrative divisions. Texas is a first-level administrative division that people travel to. Yakutia is bigger than India, while Romania has 42 counties. It's just how it is. There's always the US counties map."}
+{"text":"I've been working on a solution to this - improving upon Nomadmania's regions of the world. Political divisions are shit. I tried to make everything quantified by a combo of: drainage basin tectonic plate / geological subdivision ecoregion (one earth) historical empires borders (not geographical but useful) It is a 5 tier hierarchy at the moment of lands, regions, realms, subrealms, and subcontinents. I got caught up with a bigger project, but hope to get back to it soon and share. I mapped it all using uber's h3, so each 'hex' of the world was assigned a land, which was part of a region, etc. Eventually i realised that some border regions had to be part of multiple parents which started fucking things alittle."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Come and visit the ultimate normie-filter travel destination. Dive in and get to experience what they are missing out on."}
+{"text":"Mistook ताला for पाली and boarded the 2 PM bus to Tala instead of the 2 PM bus to Pali. There's always a rush to get on board, sometimes before the signage has been placed in the windshield. Well, what a coincidence. Tala also has a kickass fort overlooking the village. I have the place to myself as usual. People talk about how crowded India is, but there's still so much room to freely explore and be yourself here. The extroverted villagers got annoyed by my inability to understand Marathi or Hindi. So be it. Can't win 'em all."}
+{"text":"Cool weather persists here, with low humidity and daytime highs around 29° even in the coastal lowlands."}
+{"text":"The mountaintops inside the fort are sometimes forested, but this one is extremely barren. Indian trails are very well maintained as a general rule, with large flat rocks placed as stepping stones in steep portions and greenery trimmed back to allow passage without fear of lurking snakes."}
+{"text":"Indian bars are rather dull, male-only spaces. I've never seen a female inside one. Drunk Indian men are not pleasant to be around. Overly exuberant, crude, and heedless of causing offense. Less dangerous than drunk Mexicans, but more careless. A bottle of Tuborg (MRP ₹200) costs ₹250 here in this village bar. You drink alone or with friends at a table. If you get hungry, a full restaurant menu is usually available. Motorbike riders often go out into the country, build a campfire, and have their bro time around some beer and snacks. Leaving rubbish strewn all over, of course."}
+{"text":"Sounds and looks grim and incredibly uncozy. Enjoying a beer is one of /trv/s greatest pleasures, any nation which tries to prevent that is not one for me."}
+{"text":"Anyone ever been? Might have an opportunity to go soon. Any tips, must sees, highlights, etc? I read it's ok to visit the major spots, and its only the borders and rando places which require permits, etc. Thinking of flying on to Astana next. Fly Arystan has flights for like 80EUR, which is prettty decent."}
+{"text":"Very cool I would like to visit some of the mountains"}
+{"text":"Do you still need a burner phone since they install spyware on your phone upon entry?"}
+{"text":"Only TSA in America does this shit. China doesn't care about your phone."}
+{"text":"When did this ever happen?"}
+{"text":"This is my hard plan at the moment, I am going to use Trainline to book things and start cementing this. I am a male normal height not fat but I don't tend to do well with women should I try go out and drink or go to electronic clubs in Berlin or? In my 2 month trip of the UK I basically only spoke with people paid to talk to me and a bit sad :( European Itinerary: 1 Italy: Rome Florence Milan Optional day trip to Switzerland from Milan 2 Night Train: Milan Vienna 3 Central Europe: Vienna Prague Hungary 4 Germany & Austria: Berlin Munich Salzburg Berchtesgaden Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"40-year-old virgin good way to meet girls thanks for the tip bucko! got any more?"}
+{"text":"you sound like that lex friedman jewish who tells people, who didnt ask, he's reading intellectual shit, not because hes interested, but only to tell people hes reading intellectual shit. it's the trait on a lonely, incel, 80 iq dumbass. absolute cringe."}
+{"text":"Czechia The book-cafe was comfy...but it was no second peak. For din-din in Prague I had a measily peasant's lot of potato, fowl, and bread and butter...like some kind of fucking prison-planeter."}
+{"text":"Seeing the mountains Hitler walked is far more important than meeting people. The burritos in Luxdmboug come with a slice of stinky French cheese on top. Top notch stoner food. I dont think rational words or appeals to emotion will have any effect on you...I think you need to be hit, closed fist."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else want to take a trip across the US, seeing the vast and beautiful nature along the way?"}
+{"text":"You are far more likely to run into a crackhead, or any degenerate for that matter, in a city than the wilderness. Once you're in the backcountry you're basically in one of the safest areas within the US. Most crimes that do happen in \"the woods\" happen at the campgrounds or within a mile or two of the trail heads. Very few people venture into the backcountry, and of those few extremely few are actual criminals with intent to do shit."}
+{"text":"Lol which park in Wichita? I live there"}
+{"text":"You can drive through the entire midwest in a single day, wut? Yeah maybe if you're speeding and doing nothing else only eating on the go, and then at that point why not just fly? t. drove DC to LA"}
+{"text":"I would reiterate that driving across Kansas or Nebraska is a waste of time no matter how long it takes or how much it costs. It's time and money wasted when you could be driving through epic scenery out west."}
+{"text":"I would reiterate that driving across Kansas or Nebraska is a waste of time no matter how long it takes or how much it costs Why? There's a reason people live there (i.e. it's nice)"}
+{"text":"What do you like and dislike about Australian cities? Brisbane Gold Coast Sydney Melbourne Perth Small towns that are between them"}
+{"text":"Top 10 Most In-Demand Occupations (2026): Registered Nurse – High demand in both metro and regional areas; excellent PR prospects via 189, 190, 491 visas; skills assessment by AHPRA. Software Engineer – High salary ($104k–$154k); strong demand in tech hubs; assessed by ACS; pathways: 189, 190, 482. Electrician – Critical shortage due to housing and infrastructure projects; assessed by TRA; pathways: 190, 482, 186. Civil Engineer – High demand for infrastructure and renewable energy; assessed by Engineers Australia; pathways: 189, 190, 482. General Practitioner (GP) – High salary ($180k–$250k); critical regional need; assessed by AHPRA or MBA; pathways: 189, 190. Secondary Teacher – Especially in maths and science; strong regional demand; assessed by AITSL; pathways: 190, 491. Plumber – High demand in housing construction; assessed by TRA; pathways: 190, 482, 186. Cybersecurity Specialist – Fast-growing field; assessed by ACS; pathways: 189, 190, 482. Construction Manager – High salary ($140k–$160k); assessed by VETASSESS; pathways: 186, 190. Aged Care Worker – Critical shortage in regional areas; assessed by ACWA; pathways: 190, 491, 482."}
+{"text":"Why would I waste my hard-earned money vagabonding around an overpriced Australian city full of rich people and sprawling suburbs? Australia is a place you travel from, not one you travel to (unless you're looking to work there). Even Scoot roundtrips from KUL or SIN are $350+. That's $50 per day on flights alone for a weeklong trip. By the time you add non-hostel lodging, dining and daytrip excursions, you'll looking at $1000 USD for a week in Aus, easy."}
+{"text":"Aus cities *are* generic. It's always so weird seeing UK and Eurofag cities in movies / tv shows with buildings so old. Every city here has miles of new suburbs where there once were horse paddocks, market gardens and bush (forest), apparently the biggest houses & apartments on average in the world (beats even USA). Yes the price of living is steep but in smaller cities (Canberra, Adelaide) traffic is manageable. Outdoors type activities and sports arecwgat people everywhere here generally can't get enough of."}
+{"text":"arecwgat people \"are what people\""}
+{"text":"Australia is miserable in summer, that's the take-away message. When it's sunny, you burn. When it's cool, it's wet and rainy. Go in winter if you must."}
+{"text":"Would you recommend it?"}
+{"text":"If you love hanging with the most bottom barrel backpacker dregs in a boring-ass city, sure. Go for it. If you're after nature, there are better towns and cities in North and NE Thailand."}
+{"text":"Is it worth it to visit Vancouver BC as a tourist? What about life in Vancouver BC - is it a good place to live?"}
+{"text":"Living in Toronto it felt like everyone used public transit, it feels extremely underused in comparison now that I'm in DC."}
+{"text":"I like being able to walk for 5 minutes to the grocery store instead of drive for 30, why does this make people like you so upset?"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's because no one can afford a car in Cucknada, not because the shitty US copycat cities are walkable. Count your blessings you live in a much more affordable country with much better economic opportunities."}
+{"text":"Not to mention there's 0 community in urban areas. Rural areas people are way friendlier so you end up socializing more. Post social media there's 0 reason to live in a city."}
+{"text":"It isn't just that. Toronto's subway and (especially) bus service felt way more reliable than DC's, even though the former is actually less extensive by track length. I actually like Canada and do plan to move back in the future, although I know my wallet will take a hit."}
+{"text":"Someone said in another thread that people used to organise meetups in /trv/. Anybody around and about in the world willing to kickstart things in 2026? To get the ball rolling. If anybody's ever in Krakow, and I'm free, I'm always willing to meetup and show you the ropes (got lots of couchsurfer debt from my 20s to pay off)."}
+{"text":"Give me contact I live here"}
+{"text":"or a compliment from a woman"}
+{"text":"Sure, you can write to me at trvzug@nym.hush.com. Also, if anyone is ever around Zurich, feel free to contact me as well, we can go out for drinks or food."}
+{"text":"I have a model train set and a significant supply of imitation crab meat"}
+{"text":"Nobody is traveling and wants to meet?"}
+{"text":"literally fucking dies"}
+{"text":"I went there for LSFest in 2022 and some nigger got shot out in front of my crappy hotel. I no joke had to leap over a pool of blood leaving the next day. I think they're jacking up prices to get rid of the \"Oakland crowd\" that basically took over duding covid."}
+{"text":"4chan contrarians like you are massive faggots. Anon you're literally taking about how Vegas isn't that bad when admitting you're company is footing the main part of your bill. Holy shit how dense do you need to be faggot. If my work takes me to Outback Steakhouse and pays for what I order sure I'll say it's decent, but you wouldn't catch me walking in there and paying for that overpriced slop."}
+{"text":"land in vegas get to hotel check in is either wait 20 minutes with idiots at the self check in not understanding what to do or stand in line waiting for idiots to check in drop shit off in room, wash up want to go get a meal and drink place I knew before covid is changed, alright go somewhere else 45 minute wait because didn't check in on the stupid fucking app alright whatever fuck it weed in the air nonstop sit down drinks airport prices with tip built in get food so obvious this is reheated premade meal but whatever screaming children and fat hogs just make me want to leave decide to walk down the strip for memories sake children everywhere at 9-10PM, Oakland crowd vibe everywhere many bars are standing only or high tops meh tier drinks 15-18 bucks for anything not a well rum and coke 18% gratuity built in next day decide to pregame, turns out the cheaper liquor stores I use to go buy at got moved off the strip entirely even after pregaming vibe at the fun places all feel weirdly dead or off Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"CNF is definitely part of the problem. I don't think it's even legal, most places will leave it out of their website but if you actually go and look at their menu you'll see it in very small print at the bottom a flat 3-5% fee but if you ask they'll quietly just take it off your bill like they're exposed as scammers the hotel I stayed at with my wife Excalibur actually had a weight sensor on the fridge so if you moved anything or even added anything to it like your own drink or food they'll immediately charge you some 50 dollars we were also warned by some random woman just standing outside her room looking for people that if you unplug anything in the room they will bill you $50 a day and not even tell you I think the best part of my time in Vegas is we decided to go to the Fontainebleau since it's relatively new to tour the place and maybe play there since it's new and bound to be more active but besides the pushy timeshare people it was just dead decide to stay anyway and just do slots for a little bit suddenly this fat bald man comes jogging out sweating his ass off towards us hey you both having fun? yeah sure so uhh... are you two staying here or? no we're at the Excalibur just checking out some hotels on the strip cool man cool haha that's great... so are uhh.. either of you umm... influencers? we're running a special for influencers who are on tiktok and youtube what? yeah it's $200 for the both of you to spend here at our casino and if you want to use your phones in here to film that's totally fine as well Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"or high tops What does this mean"}
+{"text":"Thinking of doing a 3 week trip around Sri Lanka in may -> June. Colombo to Ella kandy area then surfing in East coast then route back through the south to go fucking home. Anyone been? also Sri Lanka general give me the low down. I'm pretty inexperienced with travel so I dont want this to give me PTSD is it worse than India? safe?"}
+{"text":"I'm here right now. Its a lot more low key and MUCH cleaner than India, streets are chaotic and stressful to walk. Get the Pick Me app which will allow you to book cheap and safe transport to get around. Theres no real public transport here, and walking anything more than ~500m is pure hell. If you want to ride the train, ask the conductor at the train station where to buy first class tickets.He will tell you where to find the guy who scalped them so you can buy. Recommended, as thirdclass is crowdedbas fuck since first class gets scalped. For staying, I recommend looking for \"homestays\" , renting rooms at local houses. Generally simple accomodation, but much cheaper than hotels and the hosts will often be very helpful with finding your way around the area. If you intend to travel a lot in a short time, consider hiring a personal driver as getting around can be exhausting. Foid is generalky safe, Indias hygiene problems do not exist here.Unless a place looks dodgy, it can be assumed to be fine, especially around tourist areas There are no \"transport options\" here. The trains are very slow, but useable, and the Highway busses are functional. Thats it."}
+{"text":"Also car rentals are not a thing here due to cars being prohibitively expensive due to taxes. Except the one Highway and a few stretches of coastalroad, roads are narrow, winding, steep and very hard to drive. Even the connection roads to the highway are often just unmarked dirt roads straight through the jungle. Once away from the coast, you can also forget google maps. This is a much , much wilder country than India. Also people do not speak English a lot either, nothing is marked, eberytgibg is inofficial and word of mouth, unless you speak Sinhala yourself, do not expect to be able to do much outside of tourist areas."}
+{"text":"Just use satellite view, bro. Turn off labels and navigate purely by imagery and pin drops for your destinations. You'd be surprised how primitive much of India remains. Third World transport is Third World, how surprising. It still gets you from A to B provided you figure out which is the right bus."}
+{"text":"is it worse than India? it's less overwhelming, but also less developed safe? yeah, just don't get hit by traffic go EARLY in the morning this strategy is played out, late afternoon is the new meta Not yet We're all tired of ??? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The bus drivers here earn most of their money by placing bets onthrmselves with the bus station bookmakers. No schedules are kept, stops are known by word of mouth even to locals and thr drivers are methed up to increasetheir racing performance. I have never seen a foreigner use a bus here. Short distance is viable, but travelling this country by public bus is both nearly impossible as it is pointless since taxis are one if the few cheap things here"}
+{"text":"Farang complaining about the strong bath, while the Thai aunties get rich with rising gold prices -edition"}
+{"text":"just delete the thread and try again"}
+{"text":"kek, I'm running low on sleep"}
+{"text":"How your post finds me"}
+{"text":"Imagine the poor 90lb Isaan gal that has to fuck that."}
+{"text":"Mosquito bit my dick again."}
+{"text":"Why don't we have a general for akiya homes? For people who got one, thinking about getting one, etc. Tips, tricks, general japan real estate discussion, whatever. Are akiya homes still cheap and available? Any good deals you saw recently?"}
+{"text":"buc-ees is pretty good but the rest are mid compared to a big well stocked japanese 7-11"}
+{"text":"Euroids really are dumbasses. Holy fuck."}
+{"text":"There's some interesting places, many not far from either Tokyo or Osaka A lot of filthy gaijin seem to have navigated the system alright, don't think it's as bad as people make out These places are fucking cheap, I piss away more on far more frivolous things"}
+{"text":"4 minutes to the beach That's not exactly a good thing lol, people love the sound of it but it has it's issue. While it's not on the brunt of storms hitting it there are a bunch that will still cause storm surge not to mention storms coming right off the ocean will be more fierce. Also what does \"renovated\" mean, that can be realtor speak for we gave it a good scrub down+replaced only what makes it sellable. The glaring issue off the top right photo is that i's doors are completely street level, a minor flood = completely into your home judging by the bottom left photo confirming the door and living room is street level. Sure there is drainage, but you're at the ocean all inland stuff is flowing down. Also that stair case looks like a disaster waiting to happen in 10 years, lmao it's supports PULLING from above? bruh"}
+{"text":"For us poors who still like to travel. We discuss: Klarna-funded travel Begpacking Staycations Homelessness Coping Let's stay out of the threads with people who have succeeded in life and discuss everything here in one spot"}
+{"text":"It's an 70/20/10 situation where you can cut 70% off the cost of your trip without a major impact, 20% more and you start to really miss out, 10% and your abjectly miserable. If you do cheap trips often, well you get to see more of the world. Greater diversity. But if you try to cut costs to take longer trips or stay indefinite, well you're just homeless in someone else's county. And I say that having done it, genuinely, I did it all. Your costs when travelling are mainly accommodation, attractions, travel expenses. So you can sleep in transit, take night trains and buses, pay local/u guided rates for attractions, pack sandwiches. Fine, do that on your annual holiday, go on holiday every year. Worth. Try to sneak into sneak into attractions without paying, sleep at train stations, airports, abuse public facilities for clothes washing, backpacker shit. Well you get a second class holiday, if you run out of money, I guess that's what you do. But it's not something you'd ever plan on doing because it's just not worth it. The time i wasted washing clothes in plastic bags, sneaking around security. I did it but it wasn't worth doing. The next ten percent? Antisocial behaviour. Begging from other travellers, stealing, extortion, selling drugs, hawking, being a scammer. Totally not worth. Go home and get a job for 5 months, come back. Why ruin it for someone else. Selling fake gemstones in a hostel to trust fund kids, threatening hotels into giving your refunds, stealing someone's luggage, selling drugs in a bar, why be that person? Nobody enjoys it, it's good for nobody. Go home, get a job, come back, shit get a local job."}
+{"text":"I dont get this. Travel can be super inexpensive if you're willing to stay in shitty hostels and sit on fucked up overnight busses, etc. If you're so broke you need to sleep in a park instead of a 5 dollar a night hostel, you legitimately need to stay home. Credit, trusties, windfalls. I had a buddy get 40 grand in child support he never got as a kid when his dad kicked the bucket and he made it last almost three years in Thailand."}
+{"text":"save up 5-10k and do a long trip in South America or SE Asia on the cheap stay in hostels, be social, drink (local booze only, sneak it into the hostel ofc), make tons of friends most of these friends are from Western europe go visit western europe and stay with new friends for free, eat kebab, drink in the park could be an option for ya OP, if you're extroverted enough. then again, I don't the appeal of those long trips if you're too introverted for this. sounds like a great way to be lonely in foreign places."}
+{"text":"Introvert coming to the end of 5 months of travel here and I've enjoyed it. Granted I've still met a number of cool people (both travelers and locals) but I wasn't really seeking them out. Tfw no gf still hits sometimes though."}
+{"text":"Staycations What is wrong with taking a few days to relax without any hassle or work? Weirdo."}
+{"text":"Going to Gdańsk for a weekend. What can you do there?"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you found out why the polish were 5% electrified before the war and germany was 95%"}
+{"text":"Didn't know it was renamed Were you born in 1930 or something? Centuries of genocide by Germans/Russians?"}
+{"text":"Gdansk has a zoo but it's closer to Sopot than Gdansk iirc It's kind of close to the airport technically, but the busses have to take a fairly long route there as they can't just go through the forest in between. But you can take an e-bike at the airport and take the forest route there. But I wasn't exactly fan of the zoo. Some of the cats especially were in enclosures way too small with few hiding spots. My personal favorites are Malbork castle and a cocktail bar called Winston. The drinks can be a bit exotic, and their presentation is absolutely fantastic."}
+{"text":"i mean since the beginning \"Pomorze\" (seaside) was collonized by Prussians and then Teutonic Order (religious fundamentalists) with which Real Poland waged a war in 15th century. Real Poland, since the beginning was just Wielkopolska (Poznan) and Malopolska (Krakow and other places) - oldest states in Poland. So yeah, Danzig originally was not polish at all"}
+{"text":"So yeah, Danzig originally was not polish at all Uhhh \"Gdańsk\" is the original name, \"Danzig\" is its germanization. This original slavic -> germanized name thing is coincidentally true for a shitton of cities in Eastern Germany (Dresden, Leipzig etc) as well, courtesy of the Sorbs."}
+{"text":"If you've ever flown, I'd like to hear about your experiences or anecdotes. I'll start: >Being anon and having to go to the US >Family buys tickets with American Airlines Route is from the airport closest to my house to DFW and then IAH The flight is supposed to leave at 2:30 am, and I've been at the airport since 11:00 pm The damn plane is delayed and jeopardizes our flight from DFW to IAH. I don't understand Black people. I thought American Airlines was a good airline, but it seems like the Americans don't give a damn about delaying flights and compromising the loyalty of their few remaining customers."}
+{"text":"lol faggit. read it twice thinking i'd missed a happening."}
+{"text":"jetstar is underrated. Sure you dont get entertainment or free drinks and food but they actually have good ontimeness and safety record."}
+{"text":"Personally I've never had a problem with Jetstar, but I have heard some horror stories from other people. Especially Jetstar in Australia have a bad reputation for customer service, cancelling and over booking flights, and late flights. So much so that there is a facebook group dedicated to hating on Jetstar. But my experiences with them have always been ok."}
+{"text":"I’ve flown a couple hundred times and only had one truly bad experience flying BCN-O’hare window seat hot and humid in Barcelona guy in the middle next to me sits down I literally gag from his smell worst body odor I’ve ever experienced didn’t just smell like rank armpits, it was like this dude was decomposing get up and ask the stewardess if there’s anywhere else I can sit because of this guy’s stank she apologizes and says the flight is full spend the next 7 hours trying to sleep with my head against the window reapplied a dab of hand sanitizer under my nose every 15-20 minutes to mask the smell I reached for the barf bag multiple times thinking I was going to lose it. Bros I can’t fuckin describe the smell this guy was producing"}
+{"text":"Nice try ESL. I just didn't bother to translate the text I had written in Spanish to English manually, so Google Translate made some mistakes. the absolute state of this board"}
+{"text":"How bad is Chicago weather in late February/early March? I'm from Connecticut so I know how to deal with the cold and snow, but I also want to know what I'm getting into."}
+{"text":"today sucked ass I don't have a definitive answer for that time frame, it could be 60s and sunny, it could be 20s and snowing check the forecast a week before you leave"}
+{"text":"feb/march is basically impossible to predict. Some years it thaws out some years it's blizzard, due to it being a weak la nina it might just be more dry than usual"}
+{"text":"Adam The Woo has gone on adventures for you and he didn't even ask your mom if you wanted to see his zany journies you would go to Adam The Woo.com AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTT SSSOOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1974-2025"}
+{"text":"ok it was daphne del rey was her OF name"}
+{"text":"this reeks of patheticness, in so many ways."}
+{"text":"What kind of autopsy takes 12 weeks?"}
+{"text":"Liberals got a lot of low income women to do those. She has since turned from fatherless behavior and changed her ways."}
+{"text":"Carpetbagger will carry the flame"}
+{"text":"I'm going to be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in January for a grad student exchange ... Is there any natural beauty or super cool thing you would recommend that can be visited in 1-3 days, over a weekend? I have like $45,000 debt racked up on a student line of credit so am on a budget, but can make sacrifices if need be Patagonia (e.g. Lago Argentino) is allegedly expensive and also far as fuck from Buenos Aires, so as much as I love hiking not sure how to make that work same thing with the Iguazu Falls - it is in Misiones province which apparently has a large Polish population (cool!) but is remote also, tips on how not to get robbed for being a gringo"}
+{"text":"Yes, it is called Montevideo. Perfect for a ferry trip at weekend"}
+{"text":"you want to stay out of BA in summer I don't see what the big deal is? I'm here now and it's fine other than the few hours the power was out. I was expecting it to be an oven in January from what I've read. It's much better than Spain in summer where the city's are just completely dead in the day and everyone is nocturnal to avoid the heat"}
+{"text":"Finished my Argentina trip. General thoughts: Buenos Aires: food is surprisingly good. Not necessarily the cuisine style or the famous asado steak, but how they prepare every even simple dish. Scrambled eggs taste good, etc. the city is pretty dirty and smelly with lots of homeless. very safe though as there is a very heavy police presence at all times. as a Westerner I found enjoying myself meant finding islands of Western/expat culture where people could actually speak English - tostado cafe, mundolingo, sports bars, etc many thirdworldisms you will have to get used to - e.g. major train lines closed for months for \"renovations\", temporary electricity blackouts, insufficient pedestrian signalling and aggressive driving like they want to run you over the country is crazy expensive, more expensive than my own country Canada Patagonia: even more expensive than Buenos Aires. good luck finding a place to stay for less than 180,000 pesos/night unless you are literally camping. but beautiful in a harsh way. tons of Australians, French, Germans, and especially Israelis for some odd reason - they are everywhere. Americans in contrast are a small minority almost no black people and very few Indians. despite all the jokes Argentinians are basically Spanish-Italians and look that way. the darker people you see are mostly immigrants from other parts of south america I really enjoyed my trip and once I learned some basic know-how and Spanish words I was all set. The one crazy feature of the country is how expensive everything is, aside from Uber and perhaps long-term Airbnb stays in Buenos Aires. I don't know how anyone can afford anything - it's wild having a third world shithole with first world prices. exactly. the first week of january we literally had like 16-18 degree Celcius chill in the evenings... this second week was a lot hotter but still more bearable than, say, Tokyo summer heat"}
+{"text":"the country is crazy expensive, more expensive than my own country Canada especially Israelis for some odd reason - they are everywhere. it's wild having a third world shithole with first world prices. You can thank Jewlei for that. This would have never happened under a Peronist"}
+{"text":"Anyone ever been here (Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan)? Does it live up to the hype?"}
+{"text":"Obligatory: how easy is it to get laid in this region?"}
+{"text":"How to take advantage of Georgia's wine culture, wine tastings, vineyard tours? what bottles do you guys recommend from this region t. wine guy"}
+{"text":"Does anyone speak English in Georgia? Will ppl assume im Russian? t. western yuropoor"}
+{"text":"Most young people speak English, just like any European country. A lot of the older generation knows Russian, but of all the former Soviet republics, Georgians probably hate Russians the most, so it's probably best not to open with Russian, not with the young people at least."}
+{"text":"but of all the former Soviet republics, Georgians probably hate Russians the most Even more than Ukrainians and Baltics do?"}
+{"text":"I'm at this airbnb that i booked for almost 3 weeks, the host was really nice, but the place is honestly shit. It has this odd lingering smell that i can't stand, and its dirty despite reviews saying it was clean. The room is cold, the shower water is barely warm. The bed has hairs and tiny bugs in it. The area around the hotel is also full of junkies and crazy people. I feel so uncomfortable here. It says i can cancel and get a partial refund, i've only been here for 2 days so I would get like 80% back whcih i would use to book a hotel like Marriot or Hilton for a week and get smashed. Do I just hit the cancel button, leave the keys and bail without saying a word?? is there anything the host can do to come after or charge me extra money. I'm never coming back to this town again (it's fucking awful as well) and will probably never use airbnb again."}
+{"text":"Believe it or not bedbugs are pretty hard to identify and it's often mites instead. They also fuck off fairly quick unless constantly near a source of food, airbnb's are inconsistent. Not saying they can't happen but most people suck at identifying them. I'd bet good money OP is in Manila and found out the roach problem is real"}
+{"text":"If the room is as described in the advertisement (not reviews) what grounds would you have to seek a refund? You did stay there, someone else couldn't. It's entirely fair to leave a bad review if you had a bad stay, but a refund is really only for false advertising and ToS violation. I put in for a few refunds where the host double booked, wasn't there to let me in, or the pictures were fake, but never because I just didn't like the room. While you can get refunds and blackmail businesses into giving them in my view that makes you a parasite, both because you failed to warn other travellers that the room is shit, and because you didn't pay for a service you actually recived. I work in actual hotels, and we have to deal with people trying to jew their way out of paying all the time. It's a cultural behaviour we almost expect from certain guests who figure they're leaving the next day so what have they got to lose? We've had guests threaten to review bomb us, book in again just to leave other bad reviews, poor faith behaviour. And yes, often they get to stay for free, it works, and that's why the whole industry fucking hates guests, groups of guests, nationalities, people who do this shit."}
+{"text":"what grounds would you have to seek a refund? not even necessary since It says i can cancel and get a partial refund but it's fully justified if what OP says about it being dirty and having bedbugs is true. Getting his money back from an uninhabitable property is the least he should be doing, he's well within his rights to report them to Airbnb and possibly the city if the host doesn't think the refund is fair"}
+{"text":"You have a reasonable expectation that a place is habitable when you book it. Bed bugs = absolutely not habitable, thus the seller has broken the contract."}
+{"text":"If the room is as described in the advertisement (not reviews) what grounds would you have to seek a refund? You did stay there, someone else couldn't. Bug/mold/rodent infestation is a viable reason for a refund, OP however has to capture it all on camera for a full refund."}
+{"text":"Tell me about the Balkans Places you recommend Places you do not recommend"}
+{"text":"Been living in Bulgaria off and on, it's still cheap although on the rise, friendly enough but still balkan spirit ready to fight, food is good, has things to go in the cities and plenty of nature activities outside of them Just switched to euro"}
+{"text":"That is just one degree of separation from someone else telling me what to do"}
+{"text":"Why don’t you recommend Macedonia? Tell me about your it experience, I have never been but I’m interested"}
+{"text":"Go to Mileseva Monastery in Serbia to see The White Angel fresco, it's one of the best pieces of medieval art in all of Europe"}
+{"text":"It's actually not because you can pick and choose what actually interests you."}
+{"text":"Where to? This is not a vacation, this is a MOVE. I will be tallying every positive and negative to help make my final decision."}
+{"text":"Montreal didn't ''die'', but the succession of far left mayors and rampant corruption just killed what ever economic potential it had. Add to that the million migrants that came in since 2018 and the downtown became a dysgenic shithole for the most part. Still good night life, good food, and places to live around the city however. Way better than Toronto and other cucked canadian cities. Only major issue is that the jobs market is cooked due to the mass immigration, complete retards getting PR and bringing their entire family down to their fucking grandparents to Canada through reunification. Employers quikcly realized they can hire a foreign french or indian citizen with a degree for 50% less than they should be paying in the current market. Clear discrimination is happening, even big firms like PwC Montreal is a giant refugee camp with locals being a minority employed there. BNP Paribas has an office in Montreal and for the very same role they pay 60k CAD while the same position in their New Jersey office pays 160k USD. It's how fucked things are."}
+{"text":"If you can find a job in Newfoundland (good luck) it is a great place to live."}
+{"text":"nowhere. it's a glorified 3rd world fascist shithole country."}
+{"text":"Staying in your own country is preferred."}
+{"text":"You forgot to mention the crime in Edmonton. It's not called Stabmonton for nothing. The less said about Brampton the better. It's literally Little India"}
+{"text":"ends your traveling life"}
+{"text":"I think having children is one of the worst and dumbest things anyone on this planet could possibly do but traveling with your infants should be punishable by death holy brainwashed, batman"}
+{"text":"You’re right. Life becomes endlessly cleaning up other people godless fragranced shit for free. You are now qualified to be a tardy Janny."}
+{"text":"depopulation propaganda Getting married and having a rich man's babies made it so I can travel. You're wrong."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Wtf happens here?! huge country absolutely beautiful same part of world as Thailand and Vietnam kino ancient history probably cheap as fuck Is it an Islamic hellhole, or an untapped resource? There must be some amazing experiences lurking in the 10million islands *apart from Bali"}
+{"text":"In the rest of the world, prostitution is actually quite normal No it isn't or at the minimum not encouraged."}
+{"text":"ships aren't just dropping the waste on the beach, your countrymen are facilitating and accepting these shipments Cracking down on those businesses could be lobbied and targetted by western lobbyists who try to frame that as being unfair on them, the WTO is EXTREMELY stacked against most of the world. One state tried to curtail it's obesity epidemic by cutting turkey tail imports and they lost in the WTO trial. illegally redirecting them from legitimate uses even any person with common sense \"just knows\" not to take plastic and dump it in the ocean anon these companies sending trash abroad don't sort their goods and lie on their documentation. They will give you a shipment that they say is one rating that you can do, but is actually the hard to recycle or unrecyclable shit and you are stuck with bad plastic. You can't even send it to your own local facilities because they can't do it too."}
+{"text":"I'm currently looking at the E33G (aka digital nomad) visa. I think I'm fitting money wise. Is it worth it? Or is it better to just arrive for 30 days and gett acclimatized before making a decision? I'm aware I can't apply for it while actually *in* Indonesia but a re-entry shouldn't be a problem. Is it an Islamic hellhole, or an untapped resource? There must be some amazing experiences lurking in the 10million islands Well, it's a majority Islamic country but it's weird because it's Asian, it's a jungle, and they have a secular foundation ideology or something, so it left me with impression that it's less Islamic than Malaysia, despite being more Muslim population-wise. I don't see it that much of an issue - I have been to Qatar and definitely enjoyed it despite it being a sharia country. Indonesia is a far cry from the orderliness and cleanliness of Qatar, but they don't have sharia there either, except maybe in Aceh."}
+{"text":"What's Sulawesi like? It looks like it's reeeeeeeeeeing at normies to GTFO so I think I'd like it there."}
+{"text":"Seems like a proper wild place. It's like in the middle of a million tectonic plates. Must have some crazy backwards shit happening."}
+{"text":"American here who wants to go to Cuba before my government permanently destabilizes them. What is the level of safety there for Americans? I feel like most Cubans don't hate America, but maybe do hate white people in general. Also, I'm interested in learning more about the revolution and Castro's regime. Would any locals be open to speaking about that or is it too taboo to talk about?"}
+{"text":"Cubans hate America and Americans, especially since the stunt you pulled in Venezuela"}
+{"text":"I guess I didn't realize that I could potentially be putting anyone in danger by speaking about those topics, but you're right. I've discussed Franco and the ETA with people in Spain and the IRA with people in Ireland, and both were touchy subjects that led to really interesting conversations, but I didn't consider that Cubans are still currently repressed by their government. What's the deal with the gifts though?"}
+{"text":"Some people i know visited last year, they hate stupid tourists more then they hate \"Americans\", it's just that that's where the majority of stupid tourists happen to come from in Cuba. It's far less a historical issue, and far more of a local economic issue, and that's a trend I've seen many times. Pay them fairly, be nice, people will open up."}
+{"text":"Cuba is not a free country, even by american standards where you lose your job for saying stuff like \"it is ironic that a professional troll who made his living preaching violence, lost his life to violence\". Are you talking about Charlie Kirk? What a stupid deranged reddit piece of shit you must be to see the world this way. A clueless moron all the way through."}
+{"text":"We are probably going to take Cuba. We will have to stop them from being citizens. Letting Puerto Rican losers be citizens was one of our biggest mistakes."}
+{"text":"Whats the best way to share shit from your travels nowadays? I refuse to be a part of the google/meta/tiktok/x/etc brainrot ecosystem. Something easy to share a pic or 2, follow others, and have a general comfy vibe."}
+{"text":"what you're looking for is a different internet before the iphone allowed it to become flooded with retards, not a different website. nobody's stopping you from making a blog, but nobody's going to read it either"}
+{"text":"Federated spaces? Kagi's small web?"}
+{"text":"Don't travel blog at all. Keep your personal experiences personal, leave information that's factual."}
+{"text":"I take a decent mirrorless camera on all of my travels, and with all the photos I am going to purchase a digital photo frame and hang it in my house somewhere on a slideshow of all my pics. Will obviously turn it off to converse power when no one is home"}
+{"text":"Is Goa (in India) a shithole or a good beachside state?"}
+{"text":"It would be decent if it wasn't full of indian scammers, it's too much even for indians to deal with so they go to thailand now if they can. There's a bunch of cool old Portuguese buildings and the rainforest seems pretty untouched compared to many places, but the water never looked close to that clear when I was there. It has a more standard crowded beach town feel than the general insanity of most of india, so it's one of the easier places to handle in the country other than the taxi mafia / bike rental scammers."}
+{"text":"its far better than the rest of india but complete shit because its full of indians (goans are a small minority now and not at all alike indians)"}
+{"text":"Goa is one tiny piece of the Indian west coast, which has innumerable beach towns to visit and stay in (proximity to polluted river outlets notwithstanding). Its former popularity among foreigners seemed to derive from the availability of psychedelic drugs...but some say the \"vibe\" is over. Even hosteling in Goa has become too expensive for brokie beach bums from overseas, though Indian vacationers are arriving in record-high numbers. Last year 95% of the 10.7M Goa visitors were domestic holidayers with lots of money to burn on luxury accomodation. This is driving prices for everything up up up. It's only rainforest during monsoon BTW. Now the trees are shedding their leaves in preparation for summer heat, and the waterfalls are all dry. general insanity Hasn't been my experience at all. Indians are very sane and tolerant of others in traffic, but they do in fact do whatever they want. Anarchist/voluntaryist principles apply. The only no-nos are hitting somebody or completely obstructing the roadway (but even that is okay for a short time). If you stay in a place with less through traffic, there will be less impatient horn blaring. The west coast has few big cities south of Mumbai, so you can experience the easygoing village life. More luxurious? Yes. Better than Maharashtra or Karnataka coast? No."}
+{"text":"Goa isn't a part of India, it's a tourist beach. If you want beach parties, bang lassies, whatever then fair enough. But usually it's full of isreali backpackers and jeet scammers."}
+{"text":"tell someone back home that i traveled to a SEA country \"really? did you go with your family?\" \"no i went alone haha\" \"oh why did you go?\" \"just for fun, to do some traveling :DDD\" \"oh nice nice haha\" FFS this has happened almost anytime i tell anyone that i went to SEA and I cant tell if they are trying to get me to say something like \"for sex\" or just genuinely curious. like if you were interested why not just ask how it went or if i did anything cool or some shit like that"}
+{"text":"\"just for fun, to do some traveling :DDD\" This is normie code for \"I partied and fucked hookers\". That's why people stop digging beyond that"}
+{"text":"China and Laos are cooler"}
+{"text":"tell someone from back home i used to live in japan they automatically think im a pedophile every time"}
+{"text":"\"I went to see the Angkor Wat\" People who don't travel will never understand the appeal, so give them the least refutable reason. If you went to shot show, tell them work gave you a few hotel package for walking around in their tshirt. Vegas? Cheap hotels, hoover dam. Pataya? Went to the beach. Russia? Went to see the spiral church thing."}
+{"text":"I don't hear you denying it. Everyone i know who went to Japan was there child shopping and came back with some child-looking 20 year old gf they met in a shop."}
+{"text":"I've been traveling for about 13 years now consistently after selling a financial services business in my home country. If you want any advice for anything at all id love to help! In particular people looking for motivation, tips, and tricks/advice for travel feel free to ask here! XD"}
+{"text":"Do you have a pen and opposable thumbs?"}
+{"text":"How was it out of interest?"}
+{"text":"I did a motorbike trip across the country once. You can stop anywhere and kids come out if the bushes with their hands out \"money! money\". I'd take out like 20c and all the hands would snatch at it, adults too, sending the coins flying. Some places I'd drive through the kids would throw stones at me because I'm not stopping and raining money on them. JBW is strong af ofc but it's also a really religious country, so you can find a little virgin cutie and marry her if you want a hot wife and low-IQ children."}
+{"text":"JBW is strong af ofc but it's also a really religious country, so you can find a little virgin cutie and marry her if you want a hot wife and low-IQ children. This is Conan what is good in life tier"}
+{"text":"Bump for old /trv/"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I will travel to Japan soon and I need tips for foods and / or restaurants located in the following places: Tokyo Ueno and Kagurazaka mostly. Hakone Kyoto Gion mostly. I need to know essential local foods and restaurants to try on a medium budget, so I'm searching for nothing too expensive, but I'm also not broke at all. Thanks for any suggestions!"}
+{"text":"You should not cancel your restaurant reservations over an anonymous 4chan poster who will not be able to compensate your time and money, if he is wrong. Also, there is nothing wrong about the increase in foreigners recognizing that Japanese people regularly use tabelog, since nobody in Japan uses yelp."}
+{"text":"The first piece of advice you see for restaurants these days is always \"no bro tabelog reviews are better always trust them.\" While half the reviews on tabelog are now posted by people with names like Timmy, Jimmy, and Tyrone. When every western \"influencer\" is talking about something, you know it's long past its glory days. For what it's worth, Japanese people today just use google reviews. Tabelog reviews are the equivalent of Yelp, mostly old people who started using it 20 years ago and just haven't stopped. If you trust Yelp reviews more than others, then maybe Tabelog is good for you. But I'm not sure that's the case. Especially since Tabelog does limit reviews to a low score if owners don't pay, and they raise scores if they do. Same as Yelp."}
+{"text":"That's cool but I live closer to Japan than literally any other European country."}
+{"text":"In my day a girl with a thick butt and zero boobs would have been called Big Butt and it wouldn't have been a compliment."}
+{"text":"She's half filipina and half mexican btw"}
+{"text":"going to japan in about a month for a snowboarding trip and im hitting up these destinations: -Niseko -rusutsu -furano -yuzawa gala -nozawaonsen my question is do you guys know any cool sh#t to do at these locations. im not talking about going to some cafe, im talking stuff that the tourist's usually stay away from."}
+{"text":"If you rent a car you can probabaly go to some onsens that are less busy and blownout and eat foood at some spots with less people How much are the lift tickets and hotels?"}
+{"text":"What are some resorts with good off-piste? (free ski i guess for you Americans) My Japanese friend said Niseko is a shithole run by gaijin and the prices are expensive."}
+{"text":"Rusutsu has open trees you can leave the runs and ride down without any work. Kiroro requires you to carry an avy beacon, probe, shovel and sign a waiver to enter the tree gates. Teine has backcountry right off the top of the resort. Niseko has back country gates you can access without signing up but you should probably carry avy stuff. Asahidake ropeway looks interesting for side country riding. I haven't snowboarded in hokkaido yet, I'll be there in two weeks but my impression is tree runs are the only real off run riding you can get besides the open bowl from gate 3 at Niseko."}
+{"text":"There is a lot of off-piste skiing/snowboarding, but as I'm sure you know, be careful. I guy I knew here was snowboarding through the trees and ended up going over a small cliff he couldn't see/didn't anticipate and flew smack into a tree. Yes, he died."}
+{"text":"You're a gaijin and Australian so everyone would prefer if you stay in your containment zone. Nobody is going to think you're special if you try finding some random neighborhood. Everyone just wants tourists to stay away from them."}
+{"text":"Spent 10 days of so in Egypt recently. Itinerary: Cairo Med coast & Marsa matruh Siwa Oasis Cairo It usually gets a bad rep, so will tell a few tales, give some advice, answer some questions, and share some pics from along the way."}
+{"text":"where op go?"}
+{"text":"I just came back from Cairo a few weeks ago. Spent only 3 days and did the normie travelling stuff. Stayed at the Hilton in downtown Cairo. Avoid it. It's a shithole and it wasn't cheap. I'm still upset with myself that I stayed here. I booked a half day tour of the pyramids for $95 USD. I thought I was going to join one of those Chinese tour groups with 50 people, but nope, 1-on-1 \"private\" tour guide. It was good, worth it. Pyramids are amazing! For the rest of the day I just wondered around. Went to Tahrir Square and the khan el Khalili markets. I'm wondering around the markets thinking who actually buys the junk they sell here. I bought a coffee from a place and they tried to charge me 650 Egyptian pounds. I laughed, handed him a 100 Egyptian pound note and told the guy to suck my dick. They threatened to go to the cops lol. Egyptians are fkn pussies. Next day I went to the aptly named GRAND Egyptian museum. It was grand. It has so much stuff that if youre interested in Ancient Egypt, you could easily spend a whole day there. I went there when it opened and bee-lined it straight to King Tut's golden mask. It's amazing, go see it. I was in and out in about 2 hours."}
+{"text":"...cont I had nothing to do for 1/2 a day so I got the hotel to book a last minute trip to Saqqara to see the step pyramid. It was $90 USD with a private car and tour guide. This was all last minute so I didn't care about the cost but this tour was shit. Saw the step pyramid, which was cool, but a few of the sites in the complex/necropolis were closed. Also, the tour guide bitch was meant to take me to Memphis but she didn't. On the way back I got the driver to take me to this awesome shawarma place. Shawarma in Egypt is fkn awesome. Lamb meat, caramelised onions with tahini and/or garlic sauce with a side of pickles. But it's the bread that makes it. It's stretchy and rubbery but still crunchy on the outside. That's it really. I didn't go out at night because of jet lag and that I was going to Dubai next anyways, so I might as well save my self and my money for that. I'll definitely go back, but next time I will go to Luxor and Aswan, perhaps even that oasis that OP's talking about. Also, Cairo is fun. It has a buzz about it. Horns are honking at 3am, people are always on the move and seem busy, probably trying to figure out how to rip you off. Apologies for the last pic. Didn't know it was sideways. also fk these captchas!"}
+{"text":"How'd you end up in Cairo for 3 days, lol? Seems a bit out the way. and told the guy to suck my dick Lmao, can't imagine this going down well at all.... aahah"}
+{"text":"And throwing a little bit of dirt on top of the trash like First World landfills do makes it so much better? The fucking garbage is still there. Is Egypt doable on $20 per day? From what I've heard it might be the cheapest country to visit on the African continent. But with so much of its expanse being literal no-mans-land, you really don't have as much room to explore as you do in a greener, more varied country with towns spread all over the map. Egypt is the anti-trekking country, where travel on foot for any purpose beyond stretching your legs is utterly pointless."}
+{"text":"Hi /trv/, I'm Mexican and I live in the middle of the desert. I'd like to take a vacation in my country. Where would you recommend? I'm looking for something other than Acapulco or Cancun; I want something newer. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Creel, Batopilas in Chihuahua, Huasteca Potosina in SLP, El Cielo in Tamps, Alamos in Sonora, Xalapa area in Veracruz...you get the trend yet? Pick one of your Sierra Madre (Occidental or Oriental) and go have fun in the beautiful greenery. Huasteca Potosina and Xalapa didn't feel narco infested while I was there."}
+{"text":"How is Jalisco? I want to go check out tequila distilleries around Guadalajara and maybe go over to Leon to get some boots but I'm adverse to being decapitated. Any advice is appreciated. Everything about not traditionally tourist areas Mexico seems to be super politically divided ... western lefties telling me cartels either don't exist or are the good guys and people on the right telling me my head will be mounted on a tortoise wandering the desert before I get to my hotel."}
+{"text":"copper canyon"}
+{"text":"Fuckin love Vegas despite all the /trv/ negativity about Sin City. Post advice, tips & tricks, stories, and general Vegas knowledge including but not limited to where to stay where to avoid times of year to visit and times to stay away gambling suggestions non-gambling entertainment like concerts, shows, museums food comps and strategies to maximize value hidden gems and anything else you think is relevant."}
+{"text":"I want to attend UFC 324 next week. Never been to a fight. Are tickets usually this expensive? I was expecting around $150. The cheapest I see is almost $500. Is there a better site than Stubhub? How the hell do they fill the arena at these prices"}
+{"text":"big events are always expensive ufc sells the original tix for about a third of what you see on the resale market if you are in vegas next weekend keep an eye on resale sites you will probably find one for closer to 300 a couple hours before the fight"}
+{"text":"yes fremont has a dispensary near the d but you have to be careful smoking weed on fremont they will cite you many many cops downtown walk a block off the covered area to smoke weed"}
+{"text":"I'm more of an edibles guy but I'd like to try smokin some of that legal Vegas weed"}
+{"text":"Had half a day before my redeye flight (work trip not in Vegas but flying in/out of LAS), Sakana AYCE sushi was pretty good for lunch and the price, especially the unagi nigiri. Visited Goodsprings for some New Vegas fun, 30 min south of Vegas but you'll need to bribe an Uber/Lyft with a big tip for a return trip (or use a rental, or be polite and friendly with staff who could give you a ride when they get off work). Lastly if you're departing/arriving from B gates in Terminal 1, the Elvis burger in the PGA restaurant is surprisingly good but the churros are not."}
+{"text":"why the other thread get yeeted? food, places to stay, places to go"}
+{"text":"I’m going in a couple days. Where can I find actual nitrous? All info online says it’s banned but there are somehow still balloon bars in Saigon? Are they real in Bui Vien? Can’t get a straight answer. I’m going to Saigon, Hanoi, and Da Nang (hah, nang) btw"}
+{"text":"2 largest and most famous cities \"don't go\" What a dumbass response"}
+{"text":"His post is retarded but HCMC really is lame."}
+{"text":"I like that Khmers never bothered me about anything unlike Vietnamese. Viet can be very pushy and scamy although I have to say I like most Viet people. Maybe once or twice I had a taxi driver off me a cab but no thank you was always the end of conversation. Meanwhile these Viet mfs would just not let it go."}
+{"text":"Big cities suck everywhere."}
+{"text":"This place sucked ass. I went to Epic Universe about a month or two after it opened last year and half the rides were broken down. Same thing with the regular Universe Studios park. Caught covid while I was there and flew back feeling like shit. As much as I hate giving my money to the Mouse, I doubt half of their rides would be broken down."}
+{"text":"Sorry you had a bad experience. It is a brand new park and they're still working out the kinks. A lot of time when a park opens a new ride, there will be a lot of downtime for a while after it opens. This is an entire park full of new rides, plus they're still working on efficiencies."}
+{"text":"You went to a brand new park? What did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Disney rides, particularly RoTR, have been incredibly unreliable upon launch. If you want world class innovative rides you are introducing more chances for failure with less experience to avoid issues. This isn't slapping down a B&M Batman the ride where it is tried and true. That being said, it seems that the riders per hour combined is not really sufficient for their attendance volume. Disney are very demanding with manufacturers when it comes to capacity, that is why their coasters have a million block zones."}
+{"text":"For those of you who are unfamiliar, a block zone is a section of ride that only one train may occupy. At the end of a block zone is a method to stop a train in case the block zone ahead is still occupied. This is the safety system that prevents roller coaster trains from colliding with one another."}
+{"text":"Thanks ElToroRyan"}
+{"text":"Already booked a 3-week trip for late January/early February. Coming from Canada (if that matters) and flying into Paris. Then flying out from Rome. This was actually much cheaper than booking a round trip. Thus far I've only been to Mexico and some of the States, so this will be my first real vacation by myself. Want to see as much as I can (mostly history and architecture), so that's why I'm not stopping in one city for more than 4 nights. Winter weather won't be an issue for me, and I'll be travelling mostly by train (have a licence, but renting for that long is not feasible and I heard the transit in Europe will be completely fine for my intentions). Paris: 4 Nights Travel through Reims (spend about 4 hours there) Continue to Metz: 2 Nights. Strasbourg: 2 Nights Travel through Dijon (spend about 4 hours there) Continue to Lyon: 3 Nights. Grenoble: 1 Night Turin: 2 Nights Genoa: 1 Night Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Travel through Reims (spend about 4 hours there) Reims has an incredible cathedral, Ruskin has written a whole book about it. Hope you can make it! Otherwise, I'd shorten Metz to 1 night and spend some more time in Reims. Travel through Siena & Orvieto They are both really unique cities (I'm sure you've done your research). If you could, I'd give them one whole day together so you get some time to actually walk around and see things. Then again, I wouldn't cut any days from Rome so maybe this is the sacrifice you have to make."}
+{"text":"You're trying to do too much in too little time. What do you want to get out of the trip? Spending 1 night in different cities is grindy as fuck."}
+{"text":"spend about 4 hours there what is this absolute autism for multiple cities ... I mean I did that once when passing through Lausanne but if your entire trip is just spending 4 hours in a city and moving on then you will never meet people or really have meaningful experiences"}
+{"text":"part of the brainbroken social media generation which turns everybody into women"}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the Murrican goes to europe experience, kinda like the usual eruo delusion. I land in NY, got 7 days in the US I want to go to Chicago, Florida, Hawaii and fly out from Boston, is this a good trip to sight see and party? Oh GF also mentioned Las Vegas, can we squeeze that in?"}
+{"text":"Spending a week a friend's house in Venetto Italy. Went to Venice, Bologna, Rovigo, Verona, Revana, Forli. Pros: - Not insanely hot - Amazing Food - Beer is not as bad as I thought it woul be. - Everyone looks good, the wops are actually white. - Surprisingly affordable if you aren't dumb. - People are ridiculously friendly, not used to this since I grew up with southerners and they're absolute scum. - Verona is the most beautiful city I've ever seen. - Trains are decent. Cons: - Niggers - Jeets - Abduls Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Late in 2025 I went on a large trip to the south of Italy. I went with my gf and my parents, we had a spectacular time. Rome Naples Positano Calabria Rome One of the goals of the trip was to visit the birth towns of both my parents. They're from small towns in Calabria, and while we were there in the province we stayed with a family in a sort-of-but-not-exactly agriturismo. Anyways, it was an amazing trip and I loved each city. Never felt unsafe despite walking around with jewelry at all times, even when in the crowds at a Napoli home game. One of the big highlights was getting to scuba dive in the bay of naples in the city of Baia. But honestly, the big highlight (aside from connecting with roots and building relationships with family) was just walking around and appreciating the architecture and the lifestyle."}
+{"text":"I feel like Naples could be incredibly better if they just cleaned it up a little (not talking about northern-europe levels of cleanliness, just maybe northern-italy levels, even less) and got rid of half the illegal immigrants. The streets are full of life, the locals are amazing, the surrounding scenery is incredible. I did a week in Naples+Amalfi coast and I was honestly glad to get out of Naples. I enjoyed the small Amalfi towns so much more just because of the cleanliness and lack of diversity. It shouldn't have to be this way, Naples could easily be the highlight of a trip like that."}
+{"text":"in a couple of weeks Im going to bologna, milan, a day in venice, cortina, and udine. any tips for things to see, eat, do in those spots?"}
+{"text":"A restaurant each Bologna Trattoria Anna Maria. Get homemade tortellini Milan Pizzeria Oceania. Great decor and idk what they put in the pizza dough but it's unlike anything I've ever had before Venice Enoteca Al Volto. small cozy and close to St Mark while also being off the tourist route Cortina Pontejel Bierstupbe Forst. A decent brewery and they treat you like a human rather than a wallet Udine I will travel there soon myself and let you know"}
+{"text":"Thanks anon, added to the itinerary"}
+{"text":"They're called Toyoko kids because they all hang out in front of one single building. If other countries had their entire nation's homeless youth population confined to one sidewalk in front of one single building, I'd say they're doing something right. Other countries have homeless everywhere."}
+{"text":"They're winning because unlike the LDP they're not Moonie dickriders. The LDP is running on the same platform now. The PM is also affiliated with the moonies. It's clear you get your news from /pol/ and have never talked to a Japanese person in Japanese. Open the comments on any Japanese news article. Look at Japanese twitter. Listen to a conversation between two people at a restaurant. Turn on the TV. Every. Single. Fucking. Minute. Is nonstop complaining about the ridiculous amounts of foreigners in the country."}
+{"text":"The LDP is running on the same platform now. It's like you didn't read the rest of my post where I outlined that Turning attention to foreigners is a win/win for the LDP that want to distract from their own corruption scandal AND try to take the wind out of Sanseito's sails. It's clear (You) get your news from /pol/, don't speak Japanese and have never left your basement."}
+{"text":"Yes, we get it. You teach English! No need to brag. We know. You worked hard to get where you are with your teaching job. Yeah, I know, those hiragini and kotakona are hard! And can't forget those konji! It's understandable why you wouldn't be able to read Japanese news. :) Don't worry. We're not judging you! Being an English teacher is okay! Everybody loves and respects your profession! Especially the Japanese! They're honorable and would never look down on you!"}
+{"text":"Increasing number of homeless or runaway youth in Tokyo. Variety of reasons but same conclusion they're all druggies, alcoholics and have no direction in life, not quite yakuza but troublemakers nonetheless."}
+{"text":"Singapore is the worst fucking country you could go within the entire region of Southeast Asia Experiences The fuck do you even experience over here? Most people don't want to speak to you in the first place Buildings There aren't any, the one good building is a war memorial, there are no battlefield sites, this country has no history Women The men here all go for Vietnamese women instead Public transport The public transport here was excellent, I'll give them that Stores Food, tech, and a few bars, that's it, no libraries, nothing, it's fucking empty Food Arguably one of the few good things about the country, but if you don't follow their specific rules, they'll fine you Culture They use a dialect of English that sounds retarded Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what to do in JB?"}
+{"text":"Go to Singapore Realize that there's nothing worthwhile here Go to Batak instead Life is good"}
+{"text":"Lived there for a few years. It's great if you have a lot of money. Total waste of time if you come with a budget. Pros: - Lots of food options. - Good night life. - Lots of jobs and big companies all have bases here. - Switzerland in asia vibe. - Good climate to do business. - Dating scene is wild: On Tinder and Bumble i kept matching with singaporean women and expats alike. I noticed there was a HUGE swinger community in Singapore, lots of married singaporean couples into cuckolding/voyeurism/threesomes. Good luck finding wife material women however, everyone in that country seems sex starved for some reason. - Easy access to most of asia and the middle east. - Very safe. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"married singaporean couples into cuckolding/voyeurism/threesomes this shit was so fucking strange, is it a malay/chinese thing? i don't get it, i was looking for a bdsm comunity and found one over there into cucking corporate drone psychopaths people aren't all good too, crazy place"}
+{"text":"Not really a cultural thing. Rich/upper-class singaporean men love marrying complete sluts who are often chinese/thai/singaporean as well and they get bored fast with vanilla relationships. I kept matching with freaky couples even on tinder. Also many on these apps are married and won't even tell you until the last moment. They prefer foreigners so they can keep their privacy better but the scene is big over there. Good if you just want to bang women but anyone worth more than that is long gone from these apps unless you look for another western expat."}
+{"text":"Going to Shanghai in a couple of weeks for four days then over to Tokyo. Is it actually a fun city? What to see and do? Where to stay?"}
+{"text":"Shanghai is a fun city by itself. Lujiazui is the place with the skyline and across the way is the Waitan or Bund where you can view it. I'm a few years out now, but the Museum of Science and Technology subway station has a great fake market area and the museum itself is cool. Also highly recommend Power Station art museum (if it's still open) and the Museum of Urban Development. The Art Museum building at Mercedes Benz Arena was pretty cool but not really my favorite art museum I've been to."}
+{"text":"Where are you favorite places to visit in Manhattan? Someone here gave me a great pizza recommendation last time I went. Haven't done much on the west side besides Grey's Papaya. It's still gonna be cold when I go so I'm doing a Broadway show"}
+{"text":"Tiki chick Otto's shrunken head Gonna check these out. I really dug Paradise Lost in Manhattan. I love tiki bars!"}
+{"text":"What you mean you don't like getting frisked by security to hang out with a group of 50 year old straight women from Nebraska while paying $20 for well liquor at the Stonewall Inn?"}
+{"text":"dam son. you wrong. but I like your style"}
+{"text":"3 day manhattan trip with the bestie coming up. Got a rough iten so far. To be clear, this represents the ideal, not that we HAVE to cram it all in. Still looking for food choices but we'll prob just duck in places as we walk around. ik it's a lot but anything glaring i'm missing? 9/11 memorial statue of liberty brooklyn bridge times square LIPS drag dinner (not my choice, she's faggier than me) Chelsea Market High Line Empire St Building Natural History Museum MET Central Park (maybe the zoo) Heathers @ New World Stage 30 Rock Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Heathers Based but you've missed out on the original run. It's going to be the shitty version with censored songs and half the edgy lines removed. West End production absolutely ruined Heathers and the disease has come home to roost stateside."}
+{"text":"I don't see a lot of threads about south America, Africa on /trv/. Brazil dominates the continent, is it geographically isolated or can you go through Brazil in transit back and forth? Does anyone transit Guyana through the Brazil land border? How far can you actually get up the Amazon and is that a viable route? When it's the tourist season, which places to normie Americans ruin? How's the place doing currency wise, is Venezuela back on the itinerary?"}
+{"text":"Also howcomes you're not into BA?"}
+{"text":"Because I've been there and I hated it. The people are rude, everything is expensive and obnoxiously bourgeois"}
+{"text":"Fair enough, anywhere else you'd recommend instead?"}
+{"text":"Going to visit São Paulo for two weeks in March with my gf, any recs? Pro tips? Staying in Vila Mariana and know not to take out my phone in public or be walking around at night. My Portuguese is decent but my gf can't speak it (only Spanish)"}
+{"text":"If she speaks Spanish slowly, it'll click for most words. Even English/Spanish/Japanese works in most areas. You could visit Liberdade, it's the Japanese district there. Very close to where you're staying. Really nice and cheap for you two. Please avoid any \"morro\"/favela tours, don't be a dumb tourist. There's a few cathedrals if you're into architecture, google Maps should give nice recommendations for it. (Use Waze if you're going to drive around, it's more updated on that part) There's the beach area and Santos which is pretty nice to visit. \"Aquário de São Paulo\" is pretty cool. Food, just go to local stuff, there's one in practically every corner. Try the abacate smoother or \"vitamina de abacate.\" Abacate is another type of avocado, but sweet and much larger. \"Jantinha\" is a small dinner on-the-go. \"Farofa\" is grounded up cassava that looks like sand, it can be raw or seasoned. \"Pequi\" is a very selected taste, but SCRAPE it with your teeth, since it's a giant seed and can break your teeth if you bite in. If you wanna look like a local, just wear Havaiannas, Riders or some local flip flop, shorts. No fancy watch/jewelry. Get a fanny pack for carrying stuff is nice."}
+{"text":"I’m planning to backpack Europe in a month. I am in decent financial shape but I’ll be staying in hostels and capsules and the flights are free with miles. I’ve dreamed of going to the old country for a long time. I’ll be in Rome, Zurich, a couple cities in Germany, Gdansk, and maybe Prague. I’ll spring for the rail pass. What are some tips from anybody who has done something similar?"}
+{"text":"Asia would be better this time of year due to lack of humidity and slightly longer days. Just your call anon, know that Europe in February is legit garbage tier"}
+{"text":"europe sucks in febuary Yeah whatever man thats just your opinion and you could at least go in to reasons why the warmer months are superior for travel"}
+{"text":"NTA but OP specifically said backpacking -days are short meaning if anon is going to backpack he's limited on things to do outside, not fun to backpack in the dark -the weather is miserable of cold to cold and slushy-wet snow or full on bullshit blizzard -things to do outside are at an all-time low due to reasons lifted above -most people are staying at home due to all the holidays draining the funds and such -the food that you'd normally be getting with summer/end of summer isn't fresh no canned shit doesn't count I mean yeah it's FINE but again OP is mentioning specifically backpacking meaning outdoors most the time hopping from place to place, unless OP means something like \"just going to europe with one backpack\". Why you wouldn't wait until at least spring is absurd as more to do outside and far better scenery"}
+{"text":"By \"backpacking\" he evidently means bedrotting in a capsule all day. One plus of traveling in low season, flights and accomodation will be as cheap as they get, allowing him to get by on a Southeast Asia tier budget. With Europe's push to conserve energy you'll likely be freezing ass both indoors and out."}
+{"text":"Europe is great in the winter if you know how to pick the locations. Lisbon/Southern Portugal, Seville/Malaga are really nice this time of the year. I'm guessing some Greek islands could also be interesting, though you'd miss out on their main attractions, the beaches. I spent a week in Sicily in January and it was awesome. But yeah, northern europe can be super comfy in the winter if you have a routine and something to do indoors. Otherwise it's a bit harsh. There's a reason scandinavians all flock to the Canary Islands in Dec/Jan."}
+{"text":"Favorite places in Greece?"}
+{"text":"I don't know about winter sports generally, but it's got a dozen ski resorts if you're interested in that."}
+{"text":"Why would you go to Greece when you get older history and 10x more friendly people/ better food/ cheaper everything across the borders in albania"}
+{"text":"Albania history U wot?"}
+{"text":"who is caesar?"}
+{"text":"absolutely agree with you. It's a wonderful place. I spent 4 nights there on my own some years ago, the sunsets at Ios are incredible. I swore I'd go back with a girl. Still waiting for the girl..."}
+{"text":"subarbs are florida car centric urban sprawl with terrible traffic cbd is Philly tier destitute, homeless everywhere, trash everywhere, smells like garbage and cigarettes, many closed business still almost as expensive as actually nice cities like melbourne and sydney This might be my most hated western city in the world"}
+{"text":"Fucking arts festival fag"}
+{"text":"I went to Adelaide once. All the prostitutes were Chinese grandmas with faces like a baboons ass. Never again"}
+{"text":"Adelaide still looks 5x better than Houston. The natural setting and climate are both awesome."}
+{"text":"nothing in Australia approaches the level of social decay found in American inner cities"}
+{"text":"Coober Pedy Why you going here? Smoke ice or dig for opals? random comparison ADL is a decent, comfortable, small sized city to live in. There are some nice parts to the place, like north adelaide with tree lined streets and a church on every corner, decent beach in Glenelg, and also up the hills where the rich folks stay with their wineries and vineyards. If you're a tourist, then it's only barossa valley that's worth visiting. Other than that, no sane person would trv to adelaide."}
+{"text":"cheapest rent in the USA high paying seasonal gigs(oil truck driving energy) stupid cheap housing long comfy summers train to Chicago daily What's the downside? inb4 snow, I love snow"}
+{"text":"Not OP but CDL in Fargo pays stupid high, there are people who do the long haul between Seattle and Chicago for mega bux during holiday crunch times. Hell, the city will pay you like 28-30/hr starting + training you for being a bus driver in fargo not bad when a decent apartment is like ~625-700/mo. Oil is seasonal work that lasts ~6 months pays very good if you don't mind it and is far safer than fishing in Alaska."}
+{"text":"long comfy summers Lol Horrendous weather 85 and 80% humidity all summer with insane mosquitoes -15 and under three feet of snow all winter No concerts or other events Expensive to fly out of Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays It’s def very cheap though"}
+{"text":"Expecting 4chan basement dwelling incels to give actual good advice 4Chan hates anything that isn't some shithole NPC hive suburb in the midwest."}
+{"text":"Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays So trad wife?"}
+{"text":"Horrendous weather Debatable, the thunderstorms here are GOAT 85 and 80% humidity all summer with insane mosquitoes confirmed visiting once and sticking at red river. it's rarely 80% humidity and the wind out here makes it a non issue, I'd take 85 with 85% humidity vs. the shit in the south where it's dead still without wind -15 and under three feet of snow all winter we haven't had 3ft of snow pile up in years, besides ND's snowplowing is SSS+ tier No concerts or other events we have events but it's not like most trv goes to them anyways, flights are cheap, trains are cheap, idk what you want exactly Expensive to fly out of It's really not though? like this airport I can show up when boarding starts be through tsa and make my flight. Normal airports ~2hrs of bullshit so I call it even. What's an extra 50 bucks on top of flying to a hub or taking a night time train to MSP? Boring milquetoast white christians all over who will shame you for not going to church Sundays confirmed for never been, most christians here are fun but if you aren't a people person it will be shitty It’s def very cheap though which is why it's the perfect home base Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what state of india should i visit as an american with a high tolerance for third world conditions that loves nature? so far i'm thinking of himachal pradesh or somewhere in the 7 sisters but i'd love to hear an indian's (or someone who has been there) opinion on the matter."}
+{"text":"How hairy were they though?"}
+{"text":"Don't. Just don't"}
+{"text":"Bihar is known as the worst, dirtiest, and most dangerous part of India (in terms of crime). As a first trip, it's probably not a good introduction. I'd advise visiting some nicer parts first and putting Bihar at the end of the trip so you don't hate everything and leave immediately."}
+{"text":"As a non-normie traveler, India is gradually cementing its place as the best country I've explored so far. If you're a normie faggot who just wants to be in a herd of mindless pleasure chasers, bug off to Phuket or Pattaya or some other hedonist containment zone. Visiting India isn't for you. Bihar has the lowest GDP per capita, but IDK if that automatically means there is more rubbish lying around in Bihar than in other states. If anything, the lack of economic development could mean less construction rubble, vacant waste lots, abandoned buildings and other detritus of progress that is so prevalent in the more prosperous states. Hotel rooms are likely to be dirty and rundown due to the lack of new construction, however. Crime stats don't show Bihar as a standout for violent crime either. Maharashtra had a robbery rate 2.5x higher than Bihar in 2023. Bihar's rape rate is also lower than the national average, likely due to an extremely conservative culture that ensures women don't place themselves in social situations where rape is likely to occur."}
+{"text":"How can you fuck then idiot?"}
+{"text":"How can I spend a day in picrel and feel like I'm in a movie, rather than feeling like just some sad sack splurging on a 4-star experience in the asshole of the world? Example of what I don't want to do: rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track and stand in a hotel lobby being jealous of the upgrade the family next to me is getting. Example of what I'd like to do: snorkel somewhere cool, fistfight Ronda Rousey, save the life of a pakistani slave as he is being whipped this is not a troll thread, i just refuse to believe anywhere can be as boring as this place tries to be."}
+{"text":"UAE Nobody whips or abuses anyone else migrant workers especially maids are routinely abused and occasionally murdered sometimes the maids flip out from being abused so much that they murder their employers"}
+{"text":"This happens in HK and Singapore too. Random jungle Asians grabbing peoples kids and doing a header from the 20th floor"}
+{"text":"Migrant workers are often social rejects in their home country. Though I met a girl here in Roha whose dad has been working in Saudi Arabia for over a decade. All that slaving away for a family he hardly ever sees. What's in it for him? Hard to understand why men make such choices, especially when their so-called \"loved ones\" choose his remittances over his physical presence. Reprimands for a lousy job are not abuse. Scolding and humiliation is often the only way to get Thirdies to do the job right. Otherwise they always choose the path of minimum effort. UAE in summer is literal hell for nature lovers. People who live there forget the Earth is supposed to have trees and rivers and singing birds and fertile fields. Instead, the earth of Arabia is a blank slate upon which man builds exactly as he wishes."}
+{"text":"rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track Well it's not a closed track but a empty parking lot in a desert, else you summed up the UAE perfectly. No class, no culture, just soulless consumerism and degeneration."}
+{"text":"rent a Ferrari to drive around a closed track sounds hella fun. wtf is wrong with you OP? you sound like a fag"}
+{"text":"are road trips overrated? what are your road trip experiences? I feel tempted to just fuck off to balkans or some of the -stans, rent a car and drive around the mountains and smaller cities the freedom to go wherever whenever seems great but on the other hand I can see it devolving into just starting at the road half of the day and being exhausted from driving most of the time"}
+{"text":"What does retardation have to do with anything? I'm a free and independent white adult. I don't want somebody else's wishes exerting any degree of influence over my actions unless such cooperation is the most sensible way to get something done (i.e. riding a bus together). The idea of giving up the freedom to explore nature at my own pace and tag along with some chatterbox friends is appalling."}
+{"text":"I don't get how 90% of people I meet are this dumb. It's quite frankly shocking."}
+{"text":"Went to Nordkapp 4.5k km driving, top down whole trip."}
+{"text":"eastern US is more scenic than the west We’ve finally jumped the shark with retarded 4chan contrarianism"}
+{"text":"There' a dude on trv who shills in every thread for people to go to Gatlinburg. He absolutely rages when people mention the west coast or Europe. The only possible explanation is that these people have never been anywhere else. Here are some great routes I've done Durango-Silverton-Ouray-Telluride Zion-Bryce-Escalante-Moab the 395 from Indian Wells-Mammoth-Yosemite Valley The loop around Lake Tahoe in the summer The 101 from Santa Barbara to San Francisco (the 101 anywhere is amazing) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How has alcohol enhanced your /trv/ days? Any stories? Any major fuck ups? Missed 3 flights due to /druk/, but don't regret a thing."}
+{"text":"incredibly druk."}
+{"text":"ebin when was this? I thought Xinjiang was hard to access as an outsider"}
+{"text":"I'm going there soon. I believe it's opened up apart from certain areas (borders, some roads, etc). Apparently the security presence is high. I'l be entering on a mutli year biz visa, so I'm not sure whether having it on a tourist visa itinerary is a problem, but yeah, I'll report back at the end of next month how it's all gone."}
+{"text":"2025 picrel the wusu in question"}
+{"text":"Little did I know sure buddy"}
+{"text":"I don't care about internet, culture, things to do, vibes, whatever. I just want the cheapest, safest possible place where I can stay as long as possible without moving around and just have my savings last as long as possible to have food and shelter and watch youtube. Is there any city where I can live for like $400 a month indefinitely just sitting in my room? With safe, cheap cooked food readily available nearby?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that where they headhunt you?"}
+{"text":"This thread is familiar ;] Have you made any new progress on your escape plan? Did you choose a southeast asian country?"}
+{"text":"eastern europe is crazy expensive compared to asia you guys don't know shit obviously so stfu"}
+{"text":"Don't you have to be African or Middle Eastern for that though?"}
+{"text":"Colombia"}
+{"text":"What options do I have if I want to stay in China for long periods of time? (At least 180 days a year) I am a citizen of Ukraine btw if that matters"}
+{"text":"Thinking about moving to Myanmar. Burnt out in Thailand with drinking and shitty relationships. Apartments in Yangon seem really expensive but maybe Mandalay or Naypyidaw would be an option. Anyone been there? How's the dating (for serious relationship)? Anyone worked there? I'm a teacher (proper) I bet they're struggling like fuck to fill positions"}
+{"text":"OP here, I've been there, it's cool but be sure to go during the cooler months because it's savannah desert hot. Wild death heat."}
+{"text":"Is it simple enough to fly into Rangoon and just get a train/bus/boat up? Sketchy twitchy checkpoint shit? Bribes? Groups of guys eyeing you up wherever you go?"}
+{"text":"Bagan (phone poster fag spellcheck) is awesome. When I was there you’d get a bike for the day with not much kyat and cycle between temples. I think they moved into minibus shuttles later. I lived in Cambodia at the time and Bagan in my opinion shat all over Angkor. You’re welcome to go be a guest of the Burmese government, I don’t give a lick of shit regarding your future. you only have to be over a certain age to see how quickly embassies GTFO of places like Iran, Cambodia and STH Vietnam when things went south. But go for it, I’m sure the Burmese military Police will be most amused by your bravado. Don’t exchange all your dollars at the airport, they scalp tourists. Get your kyat outside from street vendors it’s a jaw dropping price difference."}
+{"text":"You’re welcome to go be a guest of the Burmese government, I don’t give a lick of shit regarding your future. you only have to be over a certain age to see how quickly embassies GTFO of places like Iran, Cambodia and STH Vietnam when things went south. But go for it, I’m sure the Burmese military Police will be most amused by your bravado I was 2 years in Iraq, halfway through ISIS invaded. I didn't leave. Do you know how much high-estrogen screeching I heard just like yours? I was on the ground, I understood the nuances regarding security. Things can certainly escalate in Myanmar. At the moment there are ~75,000 expats in Myanmar so your trembling hysteria just feels very gay. Things can change, but I have a higher risk appetite than you. I understand potential danger, it's not like you're explaining something new, I just shrug it off. It's the estrogen-testosterone difference between us."}
+{"text":"Man, just book your ticket to Myanmar instead of yapping endlessly about how badass you are, people told you everything you need to know, now do it and go there. Oh and be aware that if you have a Visa bank card, it won't work there."}
+{"text":"What's the grossest food you've encountered abroad? I just got back from a trip to China and saw some of the wildest dishes you could imagine – cicadas, pig brain soup, bullfrog, etc. You name it, they eat it! I've been to over 50 countries and have never seen anything like this."}
+{"text":"I became slightly lactose intolerant after living in Asia for a few years, but that fixed itself pretty quickly after I left"}
+{"text":"xinnie told them to stop traveling to Japan, but I was just in Tokyo/Kyoto for a week and it has only gotten worse imo"}
+{"text":"Do rural thais/malays eat monitor lizard? I don't know about Thai, but I do know some urban Malaysians eat monitor lizard. There is a famous restaurant in Kuala Lumpur that serves lizard curry. It's technically a Malaysian Indian restaurant though. Here in Medan, dog meat is known as B1. This is a reference to the Batak people who eat Biang (dog) and Babi (pork). Dog is B1 and pork is B2. I've attached a Google Maps image with search results for B1 restaurants. There is quite a few of them here. I also included a recent photo and review."}
+{"text":"The flesh and blood are delicious."}
+{"text":"Lumpia isn't too bad"}
+{"text":"What have been your favorite places to visit around Christmas? I might be looking to travel next year and I'd like to know what people's best recommendations are. What I'm looking for: Snow must be guaranteed or highly likely Must have at least some nature or folksy component; I'm okay with going to a city but I don't want the equivalent of going to NYC and watching the tree lighting at Rockefeller Center, way too metropolitan I'd like to be able to get by speaking English, though if I have to use a translation app sometimes that's fine But you don't have to reply to talk about places that I'm looking for, feel free to discuss your favorite Christmas travel memories too!"}
+{"text":"So if I were looking for villages or resorts to visit that had a bunch of stuff to see all very loccalized, does anyone have any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"I was in Vienna around christmas time: - Everything was closed, didn't realize they were old school with christmas and out of my 5 days spent there, 4 days everything was closed except cafes, museums and restaurants. - City center around the cathedral was SWAMPED with mass tourists who came for 60 euros on ryanair tickets. - Christmas markets were numerous and weren't swamped with people, was actually kino and the food was good quality there while not being overpriced. - Restaurants were good as well. - Visiting the schonnbrunn, and sisi palace during christmas time is a good vibe, especially with the christmas market outside the schonnbrunn so you can enjoy food and mulled wine when you're done visiting. Overall good experience, just be mindful that the area around the cathedral is a zoo, and that if you come during christmas time, forget shopping as every store is basically closed except the souvenir shops, cafes, restaurants and a few select groceries."}
+{"text":"dislike Christmas in North America because of the rampant consoomerism enjoyed Christmas in Europe because (...) they have fun Christmas market"}
+{"text":"There's a world of difference between getting into a fight at a Walmart and drinking a mug of hot wine."}
+{"text":"Pretty much any town especially towards the alps will have christmas decorations up and most will have some kind of specials up to small/mid size Christmas markets. Out of memory in no particular order. Einsiedeln, Meran, Bregenz. Lindau, Strassburg, Sterzing, Liestal, Seefeld, Rapperswil, Entlebuch(1 day event, last saturday of november iirc), Annecy, Chambery... All of them have something going for them, the rest depends on what else you want to do but yeah."}
+{"text":"Flying to Japan next week after a hellish stay here, holy shit no wonder this place is barely talked about there is fucking nothing outside Seoul and a few specific spots worth a damn oh you want to go to that cool shrine/temple you saw a picture of yeah hope you got an ARC card because you need to book it on our shitty government run app that barely works Ha paying with visa? chump, not accepted here why you not have Kakao pay? Oh yeah you need ARC for that lol. oh that cool thing you saw of these temples/shrines/buildings? Yeah those are closed for uhh idk... Oh no it doesn't look like that really except one short part of the season that lasts for a week or so every subway smells like kimchi+garlic+fish even if you're on the 5am train it somehow still smells every historic site is basically a reconstruction of what it might have been way back when Korea was a farming nation Itaewon is a fucking joke(wasn't expecting much but damn), drinking culture is okay(?) at best want to go up mountain path or hike get asked \"what are you doing here?\" by every passing 50 year old park hand? half the websites barely work when using an English function if you're a foreigner some shit is just completely off the table to attempt even if you want to pay cash korean men are some of the biggest incels I've met, it's like /pol/ irl every point of interest you try to find boils down to shopping mall, shopping mall connected to train station, or shopping mall+amusement park try to find some other tourist tips but it all boils down to \"Seoul->DMZ->Gangnam!!! and maybe Jeju\" women are decent but have insanely weird expectations on things or full on crazy The only thing I can say going for this place is that it's cheap in transportation, beer, and food, but I feel like I spend more just to not be bored to death here. I finally see why this place is only referenced for a visa reset. I got one last weekend here, is there something I am missing? Staying Itaewon was a mistake..."}
+{"text":"I agree, South Korea sucks, but I might have to go there for my grandma's funeral. Should I just fuck off as soon as the funeral is done, or should I actually try to do any sightseeing?"}
+{"text":"You talking about me again?: Cause I've already explained why that point is wrong and dumb."}
+{"text":"So I've been in South Korea for a month and half now. I had a good time, it's time to leave but sadly I missed my plane to China, so I've been depressed and drinking a lot in Incheon, but that's my own fault, not the fault of the country. I really like Seoul. Indeed, for sightseeing there isn't much, but I like how every district is distinct from each other. Itaewon is somewhat trendy and full of foreigners, has food from every part of the world, Turkish, Uzbek, Russian, African... Hongdae is the same but more degenerate, there is always some crazy shit happening at night, and a lot of indie rock concerts. Speaking of concerts, one thing I dislike is that they are rather expensive compared to Europe, it's always between 30k and 50k won for local bands, and I don't understand their reservation system, but at least Korean indie bands are pretty good. Also in Seoul, people don't dance, which is actually an opportunity to get noticed as the crazy foreigner, I befriended a musician that way. In Busan, people are more relaxed and dance. Then regarding districts, once you get tired of these two, it's time to go to the ones with actual Koreans. I love Dongmyo, there is plenty of stuff to buy at the flea market, you can feel people are poorer, but it's not dangerous at all, it feels more real. Not far away, there is Gwangjang Market if you want to try weird food like grilled pork uterus. Then there are all the famous attractions nearby. I only visited the Changdeok Palace, which is nice but I thought it was kinda disappointing. The Seoul Tower is also just a mall basically, but what is nice about it is the Namsan park, to get lost there and get a respite from the city life. If you have a gf, you need to bring her to Seongsu, it's has a lot of trendy cafés, art galleries and a little forest, it's hip but rather calm and relaxing."}
+{"text":"(cont.) I also went to Busan and Gyeongju. Staying in the center of Busan was perhaps a mistake because the gray skyscrapers get oppressing after a while, which wasn't something I experienced in Seoul. That said, the two highlights of my trip in terms of sightseeing were there, the Igidae hiking trail on the seaside, and the Beomeosa Temple in the mountains. If I understand correctly, concerts and arcades in Busan are in the Gwangan and Namcheon districts, but be careful because there are very little night buses in Busan unlike in Seoul. I didn't stay long in Gyeongju, but the Wolji Pond at night was kino, and stumbling upon the Woljeonggyo Bridge by chance was pretty cool too. There is nothing notable in Incheon AFAIK, I'm only staying there because it's cheap and I need to get my shit together. Anyway, I don't get most complaints in this thread. No it's not Japan, but that's a good thing, people are more social and less autistic here. If you want Japan, go to Japan. I like taking it easy in Seoul and Korea in general. For me, it's not about visiting this historical monument or that, it's all about exploring the city and every once in while meeting some people from all walks of life, drinking makgeolli with a MMA fighter, then getting invited by girls to participate to a ritual in a cult, during the same day. Going to a restaurant and trying strange food for 10k won. I had zero interest in Korean culture before coming here, and now, I'm rather fascinated by it, not by its past history, but on the contrary, by how it is developing. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":". Oh no it doesn't look like that really except one short part of the season that lasts for a week or so I can understand this one. Tbf there's a lot of tourist attractions like that. Mother nature is a bitch to plan around. It's why I never try to visit places for things like cherry blossums or fall leaves. Life's too short to stress over the weather."}
+{"text":"Have any of you gotten a yellow fever vaccine for Brazil? I'm planning to go spend some weeks in Brazil starting in January 2026, specifically Rio, Sao Paulo, Florianopolis but might also want to see a city in the inside of the country such as Curitiba or make a small detour at the coast seeing a small touristic places. On the one hand I read only like 50% of the brazilian population is vaccinated on the other hand I also read there's a resurgence of cases and that the vaccine has a low side effect profile."}
+{"text":"I hope so, although I meant more the immediate consequences that the vaccine had. In my case I had very strong costochondritis which is still lingering till today and this was years ago. Now in retrospect J&J is known to have triggered these."}
+{"text":"Have any of you gotten a yellow fever vaccine for Brazil? I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone talk about yellow fever the actual disease on the entirety of 4chan."}
+{"text":"Ive gone to brazil a few times now and met a girl down there. She's from SP so thats where ive spent most of my time, but ive been to Curitiba, Blumenau, B. Camboriú and Floripa (twice). As you go further south, people do become colder, but theyre still very friendly. I think its because sotuthern brazil is more european, but theres enough migration within brazil that the warmer sociabilities from up north rubs off on them. If youre really worried, try to learn some portugese. Its difficult to get by with english in brazil, as their pronunciation is VERY different. Even if you cant learn much of the language, at least being able to pronounce an english word in the portugese way helps a ton (ie: futbol is pronounced as \"foot-chee-bau\", notebook = \"not-chee-book-ee\", direta (porto for \"right\") = \"Jee-rite-aa\" And being able to speak porto opens up a ton of opportunities. My GF and I passed by a really nice fire department in Vila Mariana SP, and I wanted to take a pic of the building. The security guard came up to speak with me, and when he realized I wasnt brazilian, he invited us into the station and let us sit in the firetrucks. He said if they werent doing training excersise that day, he wouldve given us a full tour. Pic related"}
+{"text":"The fire department building"}
+{"text":"be a fireman leave the station fall off the planet and end up into space"}
+{"text":"Your plans for the coming year Your dreams for the coming year"}
+{"text":"Even shitty hostels cost more than 10 euros a night in Europe. Some people's sense of travel pricing is stuck in 2015, I swear. Why Myanmar and not Northeast India? Every time I think of going to Japan, I see posts like this and think \"fuck that\". White slobs pathetically eager to fit in by speaking the local language and cramming together in a dorm with other white slobs whose shoes reek to high heaven. I'd rather visit Tajikistan desu. The landscape is a whole lot more desolate, but the people are tough and hardy, not soft, sheltered and ridden with weird cartoon obsessions."}
+{"text":"Why Myanmar and not Northeast India? Surprisingly good question. I was in NE India last year. Meghalaya was incredible but for Nagaland and Manipur, you need a Protected Area Permit and give them your itinerary. There are lots of places near the Myanmar border you're not allowed. All the restrictions totally ruin the travel experience for me. It's Nagaland that I'm most interested in in NE India. I learned Burmese a few years ago, I've forgotten much now. The country still remains largely isolated, so you can experience a sense of adventure and wonder. But as soon as they remove the PAP for Nagaland, I will literally buy a ticket."}
+{"text":"How'd you rank the seven sisters for /trv/ experiences? Any stuff really stand out as unique in these places?"}
+{"text":"My lease ends in August so im training to become a bicycle nomad. Going to cycle west coast to the east coast of the usa then cycle down into Mexico and the rest of South America."}
+{"text":"How'd you rank the seven sisters for /trv/ experiences? Any stuff really stand out as unique in these places? Meghalaya is beautifully clean, it's like 97% non-jeet. The jungles are incredible and there are thousands of steps everywhere going through jungles, I got shredded after a few weeks exploring the villages by foot. However, it's full of Indian tourists, I only saw 3 foreign tourists the whole time I was there. Many of the Indians are from Calcutta and they have a well-deserved reputation for being extremely noisy and inconsiderate. Fucking horrible people to be around. Shouting on their phones, blasting music with their doors open. I had to move hotel once just to get away from them. The native Meghalaya people see them for how bad they are too."}
+{"text":"What is the point of travel in 2025?"}
+{"text":"I've been thinking about that a lot lately as well. The only reason to travel is when there's something particular you're going for. The crowds are different and people's attitudes are different. So many places are full of refugees from war or white women and farangs attitudes just keep deteriorating. It's like a quiet hostility between so many and lack of respect. Smartphones are everywhere and many people have to record every fucking thing around them. It kind of sucks now. Hard to know how much of it's the environment or my age though."}
+{"text":"Yeh you sound like an oldfag fs"}
+{"text":"It’s not your age or environment, your soul has gone stale and rotten. I’m a very old fag traveller, used to post on this very board back when it was actually good. If you make the choices to go to places full of hostile white women etc, then it’s on you for making shitty choices. Other anons have said travel with purpose it’s a good philosophy, I just spent a month in Southern Australia surfing pristine meticulous surf breaks local friends with no other people at all in sight. The beaches, were like cold water Indonesia minus the trash. You never see spasticated influencers talking about these places on pootube. Statusmaxxing How absurdly wrong can you be about travel? Ok this guy is a faggot. It’s not that he’s travelled, look at how he’s travelled. He’s rotten inside and tired of living, you respect that? All these places he’s travelled to like cattle, but he never even took the time to motorbike, or even pushbike across any of these countries. He’s travelled like a corporate cocksucker and thinks he’s in a place of authority, Reddit suits him, he probably molests children"}
+{"text":"For an older you sound like a nurealtraveller poojabba"}
+{"text":"It’s not your age or environment, your soul has gone stale and rotten. Pretty much. I'm in a serious slump and I'm not thrilled with it. I barely go outside unless I need to. I know I need to just push myself out there, but I don't feel like it. I'll do it anyway at some point. I need to move countries again in a month."}
+{"text":"Red-pill me on cruises."}
+{"text":"cruises can be very expensive especially the internet connectivity. I looked up on-board fees and I think it's cheaper to use wifi onboard Qatar Airways mid-air."}
+{"text":"This, it was $100 for on sister's 4 day carnival cruise for internet, it was getting over 100 mbps which is sweet, but you may as well add $100 for internet plus $60 for gratuities plus the cruise ticket and fees, overall it ended up being $235 a day for an all said and done carnival cruise, which I still think is damn impressive when you consider you get to be on a ship with fast wifi and a balcony room, complimentary food, ports of call with tender boat for free, a regular resort on land can't even compete when you consider you're buying food locally when you want it."}
+{"text":"They're fun but 95% of the value in taking one is being able to brag to other people you could take one is the other 5% is an excuse to not have to deal with the outside world's bullshit for a few days (a lie because you bought the overpriced internet package) He's right. If you've ever been friends with frequent cruise-goers (particularly, the people who make plans and push to actually go on them, less so the people who are dragged along for the ride), they fit that description to a T. Cruise liners are explicitly built to be financially impractical, and that specifically attracts people who crave the impracticality of it all, just so they can feel something while they burn $7000 they have lying around from an account that made its money in stocks and mutual funds by itself over the last few years. That invariably attracts more of a certain kind of person."}
+{"text":"they burn $7000 they have lying around Its amusing to me that these people will spend this money to go on a cruise ship for a week while I can spend less than this fucking around in Japan for 3 months"}
+{"text":"Well again, there is a draw from just disconnecting from the outside world -- it's you, your family and friends, and a small boatload of complete strangers, and absolutely no one else for a few days. No land to reach you, no internet to contact you. That's the one thing that only cruise ships can ever kind of provide. The most recent cruise I went on was exactly that -- an escape from the world for a bit. Our family had a very rough 2025 dealing with the death of my grandfather and the subsequent workload of dealing with my grandmother. Think of THE most stubborn, ornery, \"my way or the highway\" person you know, and multiply it by 6. Then combine that with all the fun of mid-stage Alzheimer's, and you have a person who KNOWS her house is down the street, and damn it, she's gonna go to it, fuck you, get out of her way (it was her childhood home in a town 200 miles away that was bulldozed in 1958). A few visits to the hospital later, a couple of transfers between care homes, and pretty much all of us were exhausted with our newfound full-time job. And for about $4000 per person? Honestly it did not sound like that bad of a deal. And yes, when you get onboard, there really isn't anything you can do that you can't also do for far cheaper on land, except maybe go top deck and look 360 degrees and see nothing but water, and also develop sea legs. That's the one reason I can think of if you're a Practical Person. To disconnect, completely and totally. Any other reason is for Impractical People."}
+{"text":"Any opinions regarding this airline? They have cheap flights from my home country to LAX, but they don't include carry-on luggage on their cheapest fare, so I want to be sure if I ain't signing a contract with a Colombian devil?"}
+{"text":"It's a run of the mill legacy carrier."}
+{"text":"It's their flagship carrier so it should be pretty nice."}
+{"text":"good idea if you want to die in a plane crash"}
+{"text":"They used to be Colombian and then were acquired by Brazilian satanists. Now it sucks. When they were Colombian you had 2 25kg bags, 1 10kg bag and a carry on item, and a meal included in your fare. Now they behave like a low cost airline at full price. They will take you to your destination, but they are shit. Literally more likely to happen in the US with any airline given the amount of plane accidents in the past couple of years. None in Colombia or with Avianca."}
+{"text":"I used to love Avianca, but after covid LATAM was cheaper and flew to Arequipa where I usually go. I have no idea how they are now."}
+{"text":"been stuck in CR since last november and it seems like there's nothing to do unless you like surfing or hiking. I love live music but it seems like if you're outside of the capital like me there's nothing for you here. yeah it's beautiful and the wildlife is fun to see but is there anything else even here lol"}
+{"text":"woah, rural areas are so freakin rural, there's nothing to dooooo! You should have thought of that before you left the city for a comfy life in a small beach village. live music You're telling me nobody in rural Costa Rica can strum a guitar? Bull shit. If you want live music, you gotta get together and make it yourself."}
+{"text":"unfortunately my options were to move to costa rica with 2 weeks' notice or be homeless in rural colorado so do you have any recs or no"}
+{"text":"I don't. You sound retarded and annoying. I hope a jaguar eats you."}
+{"text":"What are yous doing this year? We ran out of the last thread, so let's get going again. Picrel - saw a definite channer in Frank a while ago, what do you fellers do on your days off?"}
+{"text":"Countersign: What was that, sorry?"}
+{"text":"oh i go to college to study what wagies code in 3 minute with 50 hrs of explanation negro detected, now pls don't apply for japanese zairyu and pretend be a good worker which you aren't"}
+{"text":"I'll be in Taipei in 6 days for 3 months. Gonna print a John Cusack t-shirt tomorrow"}
+{"text":"go up in elevator 40 year old man and women enter both nice looking ffwd to midnight and 3am, 3 nights in a row lots of JAV moans and squeals from the girl I've been alone for over 4 weeks without talking to anyone actually not true, a woman bawled me out at the supermarket cus she thought I was stealing"}
+{"text":"Go get a thai massage or something sad friend"}
+{"text":"Anyone take any trips recently? Any upcoming trips? I wanted to post this on /n/ but it wouldn't let me. I would like to take one of those expensive trains that only go a couple kilometers just to see what its like, but I'm not willing to pay the price."}
+{"text":"I would like to take one of those expensive trains that only go a couple kilometers just to see what its lik where? LA, Salt Lake, DFW, FL, NE corridor? where. Most trains aren't exactly expensive in the USA, they are just garbo value given the alternatives. Amtrack will literally let you pop in stations and tell you the price right there. I can go from St. Paul to Chicago for like 25 bucks if I plan more than a week ahead."}
+{"text":"I want to go from Philly to all the cool NE cities"}
+{"text":"okay so just buy a ticket and go what the fuck is the point of this thread? A NE ticket is like 20 bucks to get from Philly to NYC"}
+{"text":"Fuck I'm going down the East Coast in about a month and already booked my trains."}
+{"text":"I've never been anywhere in the SouthWest and I'l be passing through Phoenix for a few days next week. What goes on there?"}
+{"text":"passing through Phoenix Where from and where going?"}
+{"text":"Flying down from the Northeast and on the way to California."}
+{"text":"I've read all the stories and seen all the vids about this place but I just didn't listen. I thought I'd be prepared since I've been to other notoriously shitty countries to travel like Egypt and Morocco but this place is just next level in terms of the dirt, the garbage, the pollution, the poverty, the incessant and aggressive touts and attempts at begging and scamming, the sensory overload, the unbelievably dense crowds of cars and people, and of course the honking...Jesus Christ the honking is not a meme at all. My plan was to spend a month travelling through India/Nepal starting out in Kathmandu (which is basically India in terms of insanity imho) and I'm supposed to be 12 more days here but I think I might just cut my losses and leave a little earlier. I'm currently sitting in my hotel room in Jaipur and don't plan to do anything today besides getting food because I'm trying to recover from a shitty ass cold I picked up probably due to this countries abysmal public health standards (or lack thereof). Granted it hasn't been all bad by any means. I still wouldn't say its my least favorite country I've been to but I just don't know how much more of this place I can take."}
+{"text":"just go to kerala"}
+{"text":"The weirdest thing about India is that jeets just... don't mind... it being that fucking god-awful of a shithole."}
+{"text":"Get sick from feces in food Struggle to find meat because Rajhastan is vegetarian so it's impossible to properly recover from sickness 1/10 hotels have a working hot water system so you start developing this smell that stays with you everywhere you go and feel disgusting Paranoid about eating the food because you are already raped from being sick so you start living off packeted filth and Mcdonalds Go outside everyone smells like shit and is an arrogant subhuman trying to steal from you You see things that are so disgusting (shit skins rolling around in feces at temples and so on) that you start to develop contamination OCD Slowly feel yourself morphing into a rabid dog, holding back the urge to snap an Indians neck on the side walk Leave in a state of central nervous system shock Weigh yourself when you get back and you are 10kg lighter and look like an aids patient Throw away all your clothes because they have this stench that no ammount of washing can get out This was my experience. Still would recommend it"}
+{"text":"It's like if Ohio and Florida were a nation"}
+{"text":"Rajasthan is a northern state, so ofc it's a shithole. Most crowded desert on Planet Earth. I've met tons of dudes who came down here from Rajasthan to find work, because the state sucks (they would never admit it, but if it was good they wouldn't have left). How cheap were you going that hardly any rooms had hot water? ₹500 nightly rates? I have standards, I don't even consider those horrible windowless hovels full of rancid odors as a lodging option. Personally I've grown a bit of belly after six weeks of rich, savory Indian food. Are you all just being extreme cheapskates who balk at spending ₹250-400 on a proper meal? Come on nigga. Stop eating poor-people street slop. Take a fucking shower, and change your clothes for godsakes. Yeah, laundry service is expensive and tedious, but that's the price of being a civilized traveler who doesn't smell like a homeless alcoholic dalit that takes it up the pooper for booze money. And if you can't afford twenty fuckin' dollars a day for the three basics, maybe YOU should take it up the ass for ₹1000 a pop on a daily basis and plump up your budget a bit."}
+{"text":"what is Laos like?"}
+{"text":"Maybe some day they will learn the value of life jackets and a coast guard. Laos is like a shitty African country to me. Dont care about their architecture, history, culture, would just visit to fuck their women and spray coom. If i want the other shit, you can go to Thailand which is a much better country and higher IQ"}
+{"text":"a bar for black people That sounds discriminatory"}
+{"text":"Soulless post."}
+{"text":"Laos is like a shitty African country to me. So it's based?"}
+{"text":"Will the elephant Santa visit you, or have you been too naughty this year?"}
+{"text":"Kpop culture is the sloppiest goyslop on the whole fucking planet and I don't want to interact with anyone who's into that shit anyway. If I'm competing with Korean pretty boys then I'm the one who's barking up the wrong tree to begin with."}
+{"text":"30s iirc, it was mostly 60+yo boomers complaining on Youtube. In that case, it's like \"Come on, bro. You've changed. You're not 40. You're not even 50.\""}
+{"text":"Are you still with the Laotian? the ocean?"}
+{"text":"Well im here now. Got to my Airbnb and it smells like body odor. Does every airbnb? Should I complain and move? Is pattaya safe to walk at night? I havent drank water in a long time.. but its 1 am now and idk what to do"}
+{"text":"Idk why you'd go with an Airbnb if you're (I assume) between Terminal 21 and Walking Street. I found it safe, but my baseline for safety is Atlanta lol."}
+{"text":"be Digital Nomad shoot the shit with some others at the bar about it DUDE YOU SHOULD GET A COWORK PASS 180/mo for Regus with 10/day shared desk(280 for unlimited) or 280 for WeWork WeWork places drying up leaving Regus the only real player sub 300 plans only allow you to work at a shared desk or cubical at most private office is ~500/mo for global access on most sites could throw down 180/mo to just get a better airbnb or hotel to work in Can someone explain to me this meme? I've seen people talk about coworking here before and the math isn't mathing. How the fuck does this save money or improve anything? Are these people recommending these places staying in the 2x4 futon bedding places to try and cheese on 'savings'? Am I doing something wrong by looking at Regus? For context I am going to be moving around HK, Taiwan, and PH next year for about 6 months and understand the living situations in those places are smaller. If I just add the cost per month to my airbnb I come out ahead or break even 9 out of 10 times..."}
+{"text":"why not just rent an office like a normal person/company"}
+{"text":"Yeah, just sign this 1 year contract in a foreign land with hundreds of clauses designed to fuck you."}
+{"text":"this is exactly what i do. i have an office in a business centre, similar to a regus kind of place but a local company. it's cool. the office is also kind of like my man cave, i have loads of my stuff in there and i also just use it for general storage most business centres do not require long term contracts and smaller local places are more open to negotiation anyway, as long as you are on friendly terms with them. also there's no need to be quite such an relentlessly cynical twat is there?"}
+{"text":"Because unless you're staying for a year it's inconvenient. Most things like in the OP you can pick up instantly in virtually any slightly developed country. Having an app on your phone to just tap on the door and walk in is pretty nice, you can also move around the country without having to dick around much. I could do a month in tokyo, then a month in Hokkaido, then a month in Kansai; all while just tapping to enter without a second glance or needing to set up a meeting with kenji about using an office"}
+{"text":"Best possible investment for your romantic life if you enjoy fucking around on your computer in a semi-social environment."}
+{"text":"My fiancee works in healthcare and got a 2 year contract offer in New Mexico. It’s decent money for her but I’d have to find a job. COL is low…is NM really as bad as everyone says? Her offer is about 20 miles outside of Albuquerque. We’d probably live in the Albuquerque area. Are we making a mistake?"}
+{"text":"New Mexico sucks. Suggest looking elsewhere if your girl is a nurse. Nurses are in demand everywhere. You can find somewhere much better than NM."}
+{"text":"Yes. And if you settle down, your kids are going to face an uphill battle against downward mobility."}
+{"text":"IDK if that's really true if you're anglo (as they call white people there) and not part of \"NM culture.\" There are after all a ton of PhDs at the labs there. But I've also met people who describe moving out of NM as their main life accomplishment."}
+{"text":"There’s plenty of greenery in and around Albuquerque and Santa Fe"}
+{"text":"If you’re 20s and don’t have kids, do it. If you have kids and/or you’re 30s, don’t do it."}
+{"text":"Are any of you going to Spain/Iceland for the total eclipse this year? Do you have some tips if you've done eclipse tourism before?"}
+{"text":"I was going to do Iceland but I apparently missed the boat on getting a hotel. I was watching for price increases but I stopped keeping track for a few weeks and it went from $150 a night to $1000, so I'll be doing Spain instead. This is my first time trying to go for an eclipse. I'm planning on a normal Spain trip and if I happen to see the eclipse that's great and if not then I still get to see Spain."}
+{"text":"I was actually planning to travel for the 2026 eclipse, but then I realized, I literally have my whole life to see an eclipse, so I might as well focus my 2026 on other bucket list places while I'm still young. I might go for the 2027 eclipse though, also in Spain, as it looks like it'll be in much more convenient cities."}
+{"text":"I was watching for price increases but I stopped keeping track for a few weeks and it went from $150 a night to $1000 Single bed in 26-bed dormitory room for two nights 225 eurobucks I hope for the best and fear for the worst..."}
+{"text":"Is this from your blog?"}
+{"text":"I literally have my whole life to see an eclipse Anon, you don't. There might be plenty of total solar eclipses in the next ten years, but there is zero guarantee that it will be a clear day. You have less chances than you think"}
+{"text":"I want to visit here. Mainly Kazakhstan, but I'd like to eventually see all of them. What do I need to know in order to prepare myself? I'm an American who's only traveled in first world, highly English-speaking western countries before. Are these countries cheap? What are the must see places? Do I need a tour guide? Are the cities as lively as the western world? How strict Muslim are they? Is it possible to pick up chicks here?"}
+{"text":"Uzbekistan is now visa-free for US citizens, fyi"}
+{"text":"Has anyone taken the ferry from Alat --> Aktau? and yes I have watched bald's video. I am considering doing a big trip mid year and want to include the ferry in mine. Would like to hear some other anon's experiences."}
+{"text":"thinking of spending the month of April in the Stans, thoughts on this itinerary?"}
+{"text":"starting/ending in Tashkent, then moving clockwise, if unclear"}
+{"text":"tl;dr Seeking suggestions for: -places to live -entry level jobs US citizen moving back to the US soon, after a few year stint in Europe. I am not traveling; I plan to stay in one place. I know nobody in the US except my parents, who won't help me. So I need to land and then start living out of a backpack, building a new life from scratch. Where is a good place to live, and why? Preferably a place where I can walk or bike to work (or a job that provides travel). I have only lived in more medium/smaller-sized cities, and have never lived in one of the major metropolises, but I have been considering them. Where is a good place to work, and why? Places you have heard people enjoy working at, who treat their employees well, pay well, and have a low turnover rate because people like it. Or better yet: good places you have worked or currently work at. Specific examples for locations and jobs are better than broad generalisations, but will I appreciate any input. Assume I am young or old and have no degree or significant work experience, so entry-level only. My goal is simply to get my own cheap place and work for at least a few years to build up savings again, while getting training or education for something long-term. Oh and if you happen to know a good international opportunity, I am all ears. Current similar threads:  and And there are a few similar \"where2live?\" threads    but they are looking for their own specific criteria which don't align with mine. Homeless advice thread  since that is already part of my backup plan."}
+{"text":"Shifts are 12-16 hours per day, 7 days a week for the duration of the fishing contract. average 50k per season While that's cool and all cdl schools and jobs often pay far better for the work applied, most schools will throw you right into a job especially since many CDL's are under review and getting revoked by CA/NY. Far easier to slide into with more regulated hours and pay with far less risk. Hell the local bus trainsit here is decent paid training+good starting wages, Sundays always off. Fishing may pay a good chunk if you get lucky, but a CDL is more viable year-round and transferrable to most any state in the continental USA."}
+{"text":"Still seeking protips if anybody else has any. So far, Fargo sounds better than Alaska. I am still quite undecided and deadline is fast approaching. My current \"plan\" is barely a plan, and too crazy and retarded to embarrass myself with here, so I gotta bump this thread to keep my options open."}
+{"text":"protips if anybody else has any"}
+{"text":"The same dozen large cities everyone under 40 is moving to, since that's where not only the jobs, but more importantly advancement potential, are."}
+{"text":"unless I missed something you didn't post your skillset, if you don't have anything worth salt then yeah just Fargo and get a CDL."}
+{"text":"Want to do a solo trip Just turned 25, I’m balding and single and lowkey don’t have a whole lot exciting going on. I am a military officer and have saved up to take about a week of leave starting the last week of march. I’ve decided to do a solo trip ala Russillo. I’m not going abroad to try and hook up with a girl in a bar (but not totally opposed if it happens and there’s a genuine emotional connection), mainly just looking for an interesting experience but also to go somewhere more obscure than the average tourist. I live on the East Coast of the US. My first choice was gonna be somewhere in Mexico since I speak pretty good gringo Spanish but after recent events I don’t think that’d be approved by my chain of command, along with anywhere else in Latin America with the exception of maybe Argentina. I deployed to Asia and the Middle East and loved it there, but don’t really feel like flying that far. Caribbean I’m going to say is a no-go because it’s going to be spring break. So I guess that leaves me with going to either Europe or somewhere in Africa. I’d like to go to Spain but like, it’s just going to be completely mobbed with Americans then and I want to do something a little more adventurous. I listened to the entire Iceland podcast and thought it sounded neat, but what if I get there and get bored?? I have a ton of credit card points so the flight anywhere would be free, and I’m only out for a week so the budget is kinda irrelevant. I’m not looking to stay in a five star resort, just looking for a private hotel room with clean sheets lol. Any of you guys have advice?"}
+{"text":"That's the thing, they're only friendly and social when they get drunk. Outside of that people in Europe are fairly cold to strangers compared to the Americas."}
+{"text":"LatAm room prices aren't too much lower than Eastern Europe these days, unless you go for the truly awful budget options (which developed European countries don't have). You can expect to pay $30+ per night in most of Mexico for a basic room. Poor interior towns with plentiful hotels and low demand (like Cd Serdan, Puebla) can be much cheaper, but you're gonna want a car to explore the area."}
+{"text":"It's a place that's not on most traveling Americans' radar. It's safe to go wandering around on foot in the hills, or will the villagers gang up to rob you?"}
+{"text":"Split was cheap I thought. Maybe expensive for the region. My experience was 2024. I thought it was broadly comparable to Poland in cost. Can't speak for the Girls, I was with my Girlfriend. I don't think it would be particularly boring, I was there in October. Even when it rained I enjoyed it but maybe I'm just interested in different things."}
+{"text":"I can speak with some authority as I hiked the entire length of the country. The locals in the mountains are so friendly you'll get sick of them and start avoiding villages just so you don't lose half the day being served tea. Only exception is in the Mt Toubkal area where villagers have learned they can make money off you, so less genuine hospitality. As I said the cities are crazy, but the backpacker hostels are nice little pockets of white people where you can soak in some sanity."}
+{"text":"Hey /trv/, I’m looking to take February off to ride Amtrak around parts of the U.S. I’ll be taking these routes for sure: Empire Builder Coast Starlight California Zephyr. Which others are worth considering?"}
+{"text":"Heads up, Emprie builder regularly cancels in February due to it being too cold to run the trains. Running a train at -40 with a strong headwind effectively making it -60-80F on the parts shuts down trains quick."}
+{"text":"\"added bonus\" added bonus *sigh*"}
+{"text":"the prettiest parts of america are the gorges, and you are not going to get to the best parts of those with any sort of train and even if you COULD it would be far easier to do so in a car"}
+{"text":"Where are the gorges?"}
+{"text":"if you have to ask, you don't need to know"}
+{"text":"What is this state like? Whats the culture like? Please tell me some fun things to do in Delaware, for someone without a car."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of taking a big trip to north carolina to philadelphia and stopping at delaware along the way"}
+{"text":"This sums it up. But the state is the opposite of others in that its not a great place to visit but I wouldn't mind living there."}
+{"text":"lotta rich but dumb kids go to university of delaware"}
+{"text":"The beaches are great. Cape Henlopen State park has some beautiful undeveloped beaches. You can find great subs, great pizza and great crab cakes. The beach towns are laid back and have low crime. Dogfish head brewery is fantastic. Definitely take the ferry over to Cape May."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of taking a camping trip across delaware but its probably too cold now. Good advice. Maybe i can stay at the park and leave my car and take the ferry in the morning."}
+{"text":"I'm sick of this country, everything about it, the people, the state of it, the BAMES, the pot holes, the poverty, the White hoodlums and the Indians who've been mass imported who speak nothing but Hindi. I was hoping to move to the US and marry my then American Fiance, that got shot down because of COVID and we split sometime in 2023, I was hoping to get Irish citizenship through my Grandfather only to find out that he's eligible to be put down into the FBR but I'm not. I literally just want to leave this country, if Ireland wasn't worse off housing wise I would have moved there ages ago. I basically want anywhere that is White and not the UK."}
+{"text":"Honestly, the feds want you to stay while simultaneously doing everything they can to disenfranchise whites and western countries. If you don't like the UK move to the wealthy Middle Eastern nations or East Asia. No point in wasting your time in a country that does everything it can to spite you."}
+{"text":"This might work for America where the place is big enough and has guns to fight back, but not the UK. Britain is literally the home of globohomo and the elites. The people and culture are cucked at the very soul."}
+{"text":"This Nobody wants another paunchy alcoholic with rotten teeth shambling around acting self-important. Stay home."}
+{"text":"The world I was raised in (a soulless multiracial mutt-topia of tract houses) has become the norm everywhere in America over the last 25 years. Unlike others I never harbored any delusions of fitting in and finding my place. I don't bear any grievances for an imaginary utopia, because I've seen even the most homogenous, traditional ethnic societies struggle with deeply rooted problems. Every human community has its outcasts. It's a fact of life, not some grievous wrong. My grandparents wouldn't have left Europe for America if they had a bright happy future awaiting them back home."}
+{"text":"Doing a think about this image"}
+{"text":"Discussion for all things Philippines. The Philippines has the greatest expat community in the world! Come to live in an imitation of iconic East Asian business districts with much lower prices. With a location this good surely that condo you bought is only going to go up in value as it ages! Ignore the corruption and broken infrastructure. Everything is shiny and the lights are bright. That's all that matters. Live in social isolation despite the people around you speaking passable English. Boast about your supposed sexual exploits on an anime website to impress lonely virgin NEETs who wish to be you. Drink alone until you pass out. Living the dream baby. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Just met a dude who was adamant when explaining he never \"pays for it\", then went on to talk about how much he gives his \"girlfriend\" each month in \"allowance\", and how expensive it is to \"date\" in the philippines, since he's always taking her places. He gives her 25k pesos a month btw, just spending money. But oh, he doesn't \"pay for it\". It's just \"normal here\" and she needs to \"help her family\". You see every unemployed hottie coming and going from nice apartment buildings in BGC and Makati? They aren't going to school. They aren't going to work. They are going out to go shop or get coffee with their \"boyfriend's\" money. They are sugar babies. That is the reality of 90% of \"dating\" for AFAM in this country. If you aren't paying her to stay with you, she will find someone who will, and that's a fact. Best get over the idea quickly if you want a romantic life here, because while it is possible to find bored office workers who want a big of fun, no woman is going to drop her life to be your personal onahole, unless she can cash out from it. not me...! but I know a guy.....! my gf doesn't.... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I’d say this is mostly accurate. Ive had what I thought were legit girlfriends dump me for “provider men” lol I don’t take it personally. These chicks have a shelf life and once they hit mid-20’s, their market value drops significantly. They have no other prospects for success, and being a rich man’s cumdump beats working for a living. Full disclosure: I’ve done regular dating and sugar dating in Flipland. The line is very blurry. JBW is still a thing, and a lot of girls doing Walks or getting Sponsors, would happily fuck an ok looking white guy for free. I know this is true because I’ve experienced it. Also, ₽25k/month, for a combination girlfriend/bangmaid/cook/cleaner is very good deal."}
+{"text":"it's been 3 weeks that I'm back from Davao and I miss it bros. I think I would move there if my gf didn't want to leave this place."}
+{"text":"Based mindanao enjoyer"}
+{"text":"it's unreal how much cleaner it is there compared to manila"}
+{"text":"Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread also known as /sqt/ (Stupid Questions Thread) For your quick one-off questions that pertain to travel. Long or convoluted questions should get their own thread. Questions about popular destinations should be asked in any active thread about them. Previous:"}
+{"text":"I was thinking about specific destinations in Asia. My \"issue\" would be carrying everything I would need to stay somewhere for a whole year in all my destinations if I try anything before landing in Australia and that wouldn't be very convenient. I assume travelling in Japan, Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Vietnam, Thailand, Singapore, etc. after staying in Australia for a year would be easier than before because by then I could send extra stuff to my parents' address and carry a lot less clothes and devices. Same thing if I'm in Australia and plan trips here and there but that would mean more flights in total, so more money to spend on the entire project in total."}
+{"text":"What are you bringing? Surely a suitcase and cabin bag covers everything? land taxi to hotel base yourself there for 3-5 days taxi to airport next stop There's very interesting routes you can take to places. If you search on flights.google.com and click 'cheapest', you'll see it recommends shit with 3 stops and self-transfers. You can use this to identify 'cheap routes' along the way. Using London - Melbourne as an example in picrel, I'd start researching the following: London - Istanbul Istanbul - Mumbai Mumbai - Singapore Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Just tried LA - Melbourne the other way and it looks like LA - Fiji Fiiji - Sydney Sydney - Melbourne Would come in cheap, which gets you tropical island kino. I personally think the route there is the funnest part. You're heading into a new life, and you get to fuck around adventuring for a bit as a prelude to the main course."}
+{"text":"Ah, sorry for spamming. I should gather thoughts in one. But i've found that these 'transfer holidays' are the places you'll typically never go to as a main trip. I've got the following coming up Xian Urumqi Almaty Dubai All chosen due to cheap flights. And the mystery of it is great fun. It's like 4 random places from a hat."}
+{"text":"There are countries I want to visit with several interesting cities so I'm very likely to take the train as well with all my luggage. For instance that would be the case for Japan and Korea. So I guess smaller destinations like Singapore, Taiwan and Hong Kong would be good for before I land in Australia according to your advice."}
+{"text":"Romania travel"}
+{"text":"yeah but we can easily make 6 figures (even many retards do) with half the tax burden so that 600 (only retards pay more) flight is basically pennies under the sofa for us. Not to mention we have access to the best travel Credit cards, which anyone with a brain can churn for basically free flights all year with normal spend. However a vocal minority of retards who work at Wendy's will tell you there is no escaping the poverty so YMMV, but remember they are likely brown too."}
+{"text":"Less time off with which to spend also median wage is nowhere close to 6 figures, it's high compared to European average but not \"easily 6 figures\". Your flight could be 400 and you'd still be paying more as a % of income than an average Europoor and that's using £141 flights as basis which are a complete rip off for a single person, I rarely pay that for two people."}
+{"text":"Right, even that's high. People pay £50, it's only because I choose British airways which is always over triple. Not sure why you'd engage in comparing USA (a single country) with Europe. How do the Americas compare to the UK? Now that's the real third world"}
+{"text":"This shit remembers me of when a shoe company (Nike, I think) went to an African tribe and made them wear their shoes, and the ad it created had false translations that said shit like \"Woah these shoes are so good, so much better than being barefoot\" but in actuality they were saying \"these shoes fucking suck and are really uncomfortable\". Also holy fuck these new captcha's are fucking obnoxious."}
+{"text":"Bald is in Romania! Hahaha I might even see him when I go tomorrow"}
+{"text":"Why do people say travel is cheap? Japan, south America etc costs over a thousand for a flight. Okay maybe they mean Czech Republic or something. However even thought the flight is only a hundred quid, after adding parking, baggage and a week in a hotel we are back up to the 1k figure. I am convinced that the average wagie who travels multiple times a year simply has no other hobbies. I mean I have a grand but I'd rather spend it on bikes or 3D printing, not aimlessly walking around some Eastern European village."}
+{"text":"makes $2000 biweekly hospital bills $3000 biweekly first world country"}
+{"text":"Cruises are genuinely insanely cheap. 14 days in a boat from Fort Lauderdale to Barcelona with a view 1400 a room. Unlimited food and drink. Viking Cruises takes you from USA to Barcelona but also 50 stops all kinds of places, Greece, Italy too 8K a person. For a Boomer, this would be the equivalent of 24K. Where you run into crazy money fast is land travel, 5 star hotels, AB&B, Ubers everywhere, fancy drinks and tourist traps and I guess expensive hookers who have addons like you get a blowjob and its like fuck 200$? Then you gotta pay 800$ for a whore what the fuck. All those bad surprises."}
+{"text":"expensive hookers who have addons like you get a blowjob and its like fuck 200$? Then you gotta pay 800$ for a whore what the fuck. All those bad surprises. Oddly specific."}
+{"text":"odd"}
+{"text":"Japan costs over a thousand for a flight actual skill issue I get return flights for ~1000 canadian and thats basically monopoly money."}
+{"text":"I love looking at maps. A good map tells so many stories and gets the imagination pumping. ITT we share cool maps we've found, and describe how you interpret it, and how it shapes your desire to travel and explore. In picrel, I always thought it's easy to boil down the Middle East into 'Arabs' who have the same Islamic culture. I'd love to visit more of the region and find out if there's remnants of ancient cultures and beliefs which still survive, or whether it's all been boiled into a homogenous soup."}
+{"text":"Took a while to fill in every county in America that I visited or passed through over a decade of travel. Sometimes I do wish I could be in a comfy RV wandering the far corners of the American interior instead of sitting in a cheap hotel on the edge of an Indian village. But RVs are a lot of responsibility. If something goes wrong, your whole life gets flipped upside down. Traveling on foot is rejection of responsibility, which feels very liberating."}
+{"text":"Thsoe small little dots left unchecked must really piss you off. Impressive coverage."}
+{"text":"Navigable european waterways"}
+{"text":"Doesn't understand history award"}
+{"text":"Anyhow here's another map to make up for the cumjak"}
+{"text":"what your thoughts on van life wanna try it out for maybe about a month with my 3 friends"}
+{"text":"narrowboating in the UK. insurance and licenses. very cheap for narrowboats in uk, i am helping my mate repair his boat and he got a boat because he couldn't afford a house and has no job, that is how cheap they are."}
+{"text":"I love hearing the coyotes sing at night in the desert. It's people coming up on my camp after dark that gets my hackles up. Over the years I've had a few hostile encounters with intruders coming around after dark. This was a particular concern in Mexico, where many foreigners camping out have been robbed. I always tried to find a spot where nobody could see me from the nearest road after dark, but there was never a guarantee of safety. Cops rolled up on me on several occasions, and one time they stole some money from a bag I foolishly presented to them for \"inspection\", which contained my wallet and other pocket items."}
+{"text":"Is the UK the only place which practices this? Europe is all linked up with canals, it's surprising nobody speaks about living on a narrowboat and exploring the EU."}
+{"text":"i hear the dutch do it and Belgians, it's mostly the uk though i think, due to the canals being the highways for the industrial revolution."}
+{"text":"so much kino potential"}
+{"text":"American here - I take two three week trips to France every year. In the winter it's usually a week of skiing, a week in Alsace and a week somewhere inland. In the summer, I try to fill in empty spots along the coasts. From my Google timeline here, what areas am I really missing out on? Obviously into local cuisine, wine, culture, etc."}
+{"text":"bordeaux Ayyy. 99.999% Fix your Math."}
+{"text":"La Bresse is really nice, a lot of great nature if youre into that. I’d reccomed staying at some campsite as well"}
+{"text":"Is that the Romani village in the Vosges? My wife's family is from one valley over. I'm there all the time. Love hiking in Alsace and checking out the Auberges"}
+{"text":"Not entirely sure, but it is in the Vosges And yeah the hiking is really good"}
+{"text":"I would say Pyrénées, Côte d'Azur, Dordogne, Pays Basque, Bretagne and Corsica are missing as \"great touristic destinations\"."}
+{"text":"For the maple syrup people here, I'm thinking about moving to Canada (will start applying for jobs this year). I already have few years of experience. What should I expect there? Is it a nice country? Hows life there? Hows life compared from province to province? Is it like the UK on steroids and Timmies or a completely different place? I'm a Turkish guy who did in fact live in the United Kingdom."}
+{"text":"Quoi? Neither is likely but we have a renegade independence movement in the West that seems set on becoming a US state."}
+{"text":"If you're still coming to Canada don't even think of setting foot into Brampton. I just came back from shithole and holy fuck, how does a place like that even exist? its unironically India 2.0. It even SMELLS like India. When I got back home from that shithole i literally broke down in tears and was glad i even came back home alive, now i'm completely blackpilled (or more like BROWNpilled) about the situation, how does any non-Indian person live there without becoming suicidal? Damn"}
+{"text":"Avoid engl*sh canada. It is full of uppity angloid negros who will hate you for not being a lgbtq+ pedophile communist."}
+{"text":"I'm a Turkish guy Why expect no one wants me? the answer is in the question anon I want to launch my own company there. i think canada probably already has enough vape shops, mobile phone accessories shops, barbers, kebab shops and other fronts for money laundering and people trafficking"}
+{"text":"I want to launch my own company there. I think you underestimate how poor the economy is right now. It is only going to get worse. Everything is ridiculously expensive. If you do not already have a significant amount of capital before coming here, you will suffer. Even so, your business could easily fail because everyone's money is being sucked into just feeding and housing themselves with hardly any disposable income. I am currently trying to leave and I know other people currently working on leaving as well. I really feel bad for anyone who is stuck here."}
+{"text":"Any based /trv experiences from dangerous countries like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan?"}
+{"text":"So many in fact that nobody in the post 2000 Eceleb era would even believe me. These days it's like it you don't have the social media clout you are unworthy, unqualified, couldn't have done it The world used to be so much bigger, there was so much more freedom and I fear the kids will never have those opportunities."}
+{"text":"For example?"}
+{"text":"I was in Syria in 2017 for 8 months. Beautiful country. People were friendly. Kurds were chill too."}
+{"text":"Where abouts you go? Get up to anything interesting? Always wanted to visit Palmyra. Such a mystical place.... The idea of a desert empire controlling trade and rebelling against Rome is fucking kino."}
+{"text":"I'm moving from New England to Miami in a month for a job. Any advice anons would give me? What should I expect?"}
+{"text":"Both those Chads are 22 years old."}
+{"text":"Don’t go to Miami Beach for the beach, go to Key Biscayne"}
+{"text":"Good to know What do I do there?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I spent more time on foot in Miami (staying in cheap hostels in various neighborhoods) than any other American city. The poor parts of the city are really ghetto. People are on edge and respond with hostility to any unexpected approach. They sure as hell don't assume good intentions. Miami is getting hotter and more humid with every passing year. Some of the bus stops have no shelter, so you will have to stand out in the sun or the pouring rain to get where you're going. If you look poor, people will treat you like crap. Personally, I wouldn't live there. It's got the high prices of America, but with all the scumminess and distrust of the Third World."}
+{"text":"First time travelling to Vietnam, planning on going for about little more than 2 weeks, between mid/late February to early March. (I believe it might be chaos during Tet) I've started looking online at places, I've been considering to stay in the southern area, I heard its war during the specified period. Someone recommended Phu Quoc for the tropical beaches/island vibe, but I keep seeing reviews online saying the beaches are full of trash and rats. Should I go to Con Dao instead? I heard its quieter overall. I'm not a young buck any more, I don't care about going to nightclubs, but I don't want it to be a ghost town at night time. For example, last year I went to the Philippines, Coron was quieter overall compared to El Nido, but after 9pm it was dead, at least El Nido had something going on in the evenings. Any additional advice is welcome"}
+{"text":"Don't go during Tet, it's like trying to find a restaurant on Christmas Day; but it lasts two weeks. If you're fine with staying at the resort all day it'll be fine but you won't be able to do activities such as going to museums or restaurants easily. If you like to party and you're an extrovert you may be able to slide into some random family tet parties or bars/clubs but I wouldn't count on it. Even Saigon is pretty dead during tet unless you're in the foreigner areas. Phu Quoc is nice but not every beach is the same, some are much better than others. The starfish beach was really beautiful but looking up recent reviews some people are saying that it's full of trash now. In my opinion most parts of vietnam are pretty quiet except for saigon and the center of saigon unless again you're an extrovert type and aren't afraid to put yourself out there."}
+{"text":"Your eyes must be painted on"}
+{"text":"why don't we just lay everyone down in bed slots? we can put a tv in your face so your brain doesn't have to go more than 20 minutes without a screen and use those one-off bed liners that hostels sometimes use for quick clean up, your slop tray can be passed through an opening and now you can masturbate after seeing the hot flight attendant without having to stand up and go to the washroom"}
+{"text":"That's called morgue. Feel free to isekai yourself such that you can be put into one"}
+{"text":"How about gay flights with lay down glory holes where you can suck and be sucked while looking at your phone?"}
+{"text":"Nigga this is just every flight attendant giving zero fucks about bumping passengers. I've been absolutely tucked into my seat as far in as I could get, I'm a skinny fag and still had a flight attendant suction cup her asshole to my shoulder somehow."}
+{"text":"That doesn't change what I said though, does it? Try enjoying the little things in life."}
+{"text":"and this is bad????"}
+{"text":"Is Mexico really that dangerous? Thinking of going to Rocky Point soon. Any tips to avoid being killed/robbed etc.? Going with my family that's white."}
+{"text":"Baja is based and Ventura pilled."}
+{"text":"Xenophobia has gotten quite bad recently, just look at CDMX. Mexico is no longer a cheap destination anymore anyway, it's becoming very western and the peso is buying more dollars than ever before. Why the fuck would you want to live in that 3rd world shit hole where people hate you for being white is beyond me. It would stress me the fuck out. Mexicans are dirty and jeet like anyway. Let their dogs shit everywhere and never heard of a trashcan. Yeah sorry, im not going to let some brown smelly midget make me feel like shit when I visit their country. Hopefully pedo trump invades them next and kills them all."}
+{"text":"If you are in a tiny town and you have some Spanish and don't fit the exact mold, like 20 something surfer (Ticla), or hippie backpacker (Maruata) expect to be met. Nothing bad at all, just, if you stick out and the local cartel guy's boss comes around, the local needs to be able to answer, what is that person's story? Like everyone says. Be street smart around pickpockets. If you buy $20 of weed, and smoke only $10 of it, DON'T FUCKING TRY TO SELL IT! If a bunch of hot girls come in a spot with a couple dudes, might be a good time to dip. You might get told straight up to fucking leave if the chicks like you. Be respectful and honest and don't make yourself a target and enjoy a great place."}
+{"text":"Is Mexico really that dangerous? if you follow the law and don't associate wtih known or alleged members of organized crime groups then you and your family are safe."}
+{"text":"It's just past midnight in Mexico City. I finally got to my hotel about half an hour ago after 12 hours of travel and little sleep and some asshole next to my room just starts blaring mariachi. What the fuck?"}
+{"text":"decide to go carry on+backpack only after years of checking a bag suddenly realize I can't bring booze from cheap places to expensive places(fuck you norway) have to spend extra time constantly rolling and rubber banding my shit into my suitcase the quality shampoo I use post workout and sticks of deodorant can't be brough on (fuck you asia 'deodorant') instead of having about 30% of space left over for trinkets and souvenirs I basically have none half the time on Air Asia they have to check my bag because they ran out of room nothing to separate bag from the ground so it's always picking up whatever is on the floor/bench/etc 8 more months of this At least I saved 15 minutes at the airport waiting for my bag! But seriously what the fuck, do people who do this shit only stick to one climate year-round or something? That's the only way I can see you having enough space to pack easily and meet size limitations for carry-on/personal items. I don't feel like I overpack either, just 8 day's worth of clothing+ some khacki's+jeans and a coat for colder climates. Am I doing something wrong or are all these /one bag/ or carry on only fags simply just not spending much time traveling."}
+{"text":"What about using a sling pack with some compacted small items? Shampoo, cond I just buy it at the area, not worth the hassle. Deodorant I use a cream one that I jam pack into 1 to 3x 50ml bottles (they count 100ml max per bottle, but you can still pass with 10x 90ml ones no problem. Go figure.) Having those thermal suits help out on cloths reduction. I wear my sweater or tie it around my waist. You can be crafty and put 2 inside each other to look like one and tie them around your waist. I've always wondered about those backpacks that have a suction function to compress it all, but you'd need a small portable one to make it work. If you're going to a cold place then you can layer during the flight. Hot places it's thinner clothes."}
+{"text":"luggage sissies oh no no no no personal only minimalist chad here"}
+{"text":"Fuck snow. I've yet to encounter a snow lover who enjoys sleeping in the snow. No. They all go back to their cozy room heated to 21 C, and then pretend they enjoy the cold. Nigga, you're a joke. I've lived in a car that became a fucking igloo in an April snowstorm in Colorado. I've had to drive around aimlessly just to blast the heat and warm up, because sitting still in the driver's seat was freezing my ass off. Cold is no fun at all for a vagabond."}
+{"text":"sleeping in the snow NTA but you know there are people who enjoy snowy environments or cold environments. Sleeping in snow is pure retard mode but hiking for some comfy snow pics, snow festivals like the one coming in Hokkaido soon. I always forget trv is 45% poorfags fooling themselves on travel and 45% SEA coomers with 10% actually going to other countries."}
+{"text":"ok but why the pedo anime pic? is this supposed to help your case in some way?"}
+{"text":"GF left me. Lost job. Feel like meaning is gone. Have a few hundred on hand and a car that runs. Where should I go in the USA? Any small towns around that are good for loners? Any nice snow fields around?"}
+{"text":"GF left me. Lost job. Feel like meaning is gone. Have a few hundred on hand and a car that runs. Where should I go in the USA? Any small towns around that are good for loners? Any nice snow fields around? i read this in Tom Waits's voice"}
+{"text":"humble myself for what? i lost my job therefore im some kind of piece of shit? HOW THE FUCK DOES ME WANTING TO SEE SNOWY FIELDS MAKE ME SOME KIND OF TOOL? you guys are faggots. or just european."}
+{"text":"Tell us more about yourself and also tell us if you think you understand the nature of women and also please let us know if this guys advice appeals you Make sure you tell builder bill to suck it when he begs for your $ during the saturday music"}
+{"text":"Quality."}
+{"text":"Las Vegas. One last roll of the dice."}
+{"text":"do digital nomad since start of the year map out year through trv threads blast for the first 6 months go to Philippines get feel sick nearly every day from the smell of car exhaust, poop on side streets, constant lack of hygine get really sick and leave after 1 month as it's as bad as what I imagine Detroit is like over the past ~6 weeks have had nothing but feeling tired all the time not leaving my airbnb/hotel outside weekends get depressed feeling like I am wasting the opportunities I have decided to stop after Halloween festivals begin heading home 3 weeks later feeling more motivated, happy, and going back to the gym again ready and eager to go back out but flight prices are mental right now Why didn't anyone tell me that having a 'home base' to return to is a normal part of this lifestyle? How do you keep yourselves motivated abroad? I feel trying to plan events each month around my travels would be the best bet."}
+{"text":"isn't the monday to friday business of the life the same everywhere, even in your home country? Yeah but I can do things up till about 4PM local time for festivals and still be up for work. Not to mention tons of the events on weekends I normally wouldn't do. sure it sounds great to eat out all the time especially if it's not expensive, and you'll probably do this the first few months, but depending on the country you won't be eating that well, even in japan the food had too much rice/carbs, Just book an airbnb with a kitchen, most hostels have shared kitchens to cook. Japan is fucking easy mode just look for an AEON and boom done, prepped meals or near ready to eat. isn't the monday to friday business of the life the same everywhere, even in your home country? Anytime fitness is flat rate for all gyms world wide. do you have time during the work week to go to cool places? My work is project based meaning some days I just have fuck all to do. When I am working it's usually 11PM->6ish AM, so from 6AM to 3ish PM I can do whatever I want. Really if you can't kill a lot of fun things between 6-3PM you're just bad at traveling and planning."}
+{"text":"Philippines needs a 15 year break before it can be assessed again. The free money supplies need to be dried up"}
+{"text":"9 months of living overseas 2 in Europe 7ish Months in Asia 1 week till I get back to the states actually, pretty motivated and happy for the first time in what feels like months to be home Was a blast but honestly don't have the appeal of it for the year. Maybe if my entire world view was through /pol/ I'd understand but man, going to feel so good to return."}
+{"text":"looking at moving back to the USA because have a feeling shit's coming down all apartments want a good reference from previous landlord (don't have anything in english or US related) jobs want proof of residency in the state not like this remote bros..."}
+{"text":"see rent for 1100/mo go in to see about 3-4 month lease 2200-2000/mo decide to go to prefurnished place all domestic violent and section 8 nogs try airbnb month leases every USA host has insane rules that make Chang or Po's rules seem reasonable while being expensive"}
+{"text":"How the fuck do I move to the falkland islands? Seems impossible at every glance."}
+{"text":"An Israeli company recently got rights to... RIP Falklands. The jews have arrived"}
+{"text":"Was it a psyop in the end? Cannot imagine the fun of going to a crowded smelly building in the dark, paying unreasonable surcharge for drinks, and getting rejected by girls for the night. Some people actually factor in \"nightlife\" when deciding where to live in the future."}
+{"text":"this. btw your wife went to clubs and has had 10+ one night stands."}
+{"text":"I'm not Chad but a cute girl kissed me a nightclub a couple years ago so I chase that high every time I go out. She just pulled me onto her face, I don't have the balls to approach women so it hasn't happened since"}
+{"text":"It's fun to explore nightclubs in a new city with random hostel friends"}
+{"text":"I enjoyed some hipster clubs in my 20s but now im mid 30s and wonder what places I should even go to."}
+{"text":"It depends on what you're doing. Salsa dancing is pretty good because it's actually based on skill/athleticism and drinking alcohol is a detriment. Nightclubs where people with no skills go to dance - That's pretty cringe."}
+{"text":"What happens here? My wagecucking is having the annual \"corp retreat\" next summer at a beachside resort. I figure it's just like DR: \"stay in bounds otherwise you will be kidnapped for organ harvesting and/or sex slavery as soon as you step into town\""}
+{"text":"I'm sorry that the truth upsets you. Look at crime rates in any European country and Albanians will be top 3."}
+{"text":"I heard Albania loves the USA. Is this true?"}
+{"text":"Kosovo in particular does"}
+{"text":"Albania's great for travel. Love that part of the world. Between the 'peaks of the balkans' and the 'albanian rivieria' you have a solid few weeks of kino."}
+{"text":"Exporting your criminals is a great strategy to lower crime rates at home. How is the lodging in the countryside? Do you have to crash out in people's homes, or are there rooms for rent? Can you still get a room for 20 euros a night these days?"}
+{"text":"Do you know any books about tourist attractions in European countries?"}
+{"text":"no anon nobody has ever written a book about europe, ever. it's completely unheard of"}
+{"text":"\"The Accursed Mountains\" is a kino book about Albania back in the day. Pure /trv/."}
+{"text":"Greetings /trv/, Somehow I'll have both October to November free, around 56 days, and I made some routes. The first one I'll arrive in Frankfurt and I intend to do the counterclockwise route. I already know Amsterdam (although +20 years ago) and Brussels (which I only want to go for doing day-trips to Leuven and Waterloo - and /trv/ is right about it). The second one is the one I'm most inclined to do. I already know Zagreb (where I intend just to stay enough for the jet-lag) and Ljubljiana (where I intend to stay more for both chilling down and know the surroundings). I don't mind about beaches btw. The third one is arriving at Venice (the price to Zagreb by now is cheaper, but this will probably change by the time I'll by my tickets). I already know Budapest (where I want to chill down), Bratislava (idem) and - barely - Vienna. Also, I've been in Czech Republic this year, so I'll skip it. The third one I'll arrive at Copenhagen and use it as a knot to go either to Berlin side (pic) or Amsterdam. The final one I would do Greece and Turkey. Which one would you choose?"}
+{"text":"Oct/Nov, you already reduced the options to 1 and 3 unless you have some really special interests/museums you want to see that do not depend on the season. 2 and 4 is mostly coastal towns in their deserted out of season state, you might get lucky in the first two weeks of October and enjoy a golden fall, after that it's truly over and everything is closed up. 5 is scandis in the sad season with some germany as a bonus."}
+{"text":"How'd it go?"}
+{"text":"It's time for a proper India travel thread on /trv/. Come here to discuss your travel plans and experiences in the world's most memorable country. All travelers and prospective travelers welcome. Political discussion not pertaining to travel belongs on >>/pol/."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Pure kino."}
+{"text":"Great thread OP. I haven't seen such an interesting thread for a while. Godspeed. Please continue sharing your adventures."}
+{"text":"I have been following you, asked  and have been looking forward to each new update. You asked why kitchen: If I am staying in one place, it makes sense to me. Save money, eat what I want, not get sick from public food, also not have to talk to people. If I go the sedentary apartment route, will still probably eat out sometimes. I am planning to visit India soon. There are plenty of things online about India but seemingly a lack of practical advice. What I have learned so far: Day 1, I gotta poop: I guess I would literally just ask people \"Bathroom?\" Possibly paid. Once inside: Sometimes you just use a bucket of water, or a spray nozzle. With a bucket waterfall, are you literally wiping with your finger too?! My plan is to bring soap with me for when bathrooms have no soap. When they have no water.... RIP I guess. Carrying TP doesn't sound sustainable. Ok now I am thirsty: At a seller. Choose correctly-spelled brand name - Kinley, Aquafina, Bisleri - any others? Look at bottle: make sure it's sealed and not refilled. How to tuk tuk (or any market with many sellers): Ask around, compare prices, haggle down the lowest one after you get an idea and know which ones are clearly overcharging. And with tuktuk, possibly check Uber prices based on distance, and ask \"Can you take me to [this place] for Xrupees?\". What do you say though for [this place]? Do you say the exact place, or do you need to know local landmarks and just hope to get nearby. You can also know/follow online price average advice. Just bought something: My plan is to dispose of the trash immediately, and hand the refuse back to the seller. For water, I will just refill my real water bottle, and give the empty bottle back. Okay it's been a day/week/month, I wanna go somewhere else: Uhhhhhh supposedly you can just wing it, but I will probably just look online for cheap places with reviews from foreigners. Also, I have messaged some others \"Do you accept foreigners\" and received no reply xD"}
+{"text":"For namkeen, I will also just dump that into my own ziploc. I also have a list of banks to w/draw from who don't impose fees. Also looked into tuktuk distance maximum, seems like 10km isn't unhead of. But 20 might be too far, and beyond that a taxi or local bus is better. I haven't found a good guide yet on How2Train or even bus. There is advice, but not how to get a ticket in-person other than \"book using app 2 weeks ahead of time.\" For daily transport, I am wondering about the viability of walking around. Seems very doable within 1 city since I don't really want to be \"the posterchild backpacker\" and I don't feel compelled to visit The Famous Thing. I literally just wanna live cheaply. But I have heard that walking anywhere takes forever because traffic is insane. Also that everything takes forever. But that fits well with my general M.O.: accomplish 1 thing per day, anything more is overwhelming. Laundry can supposedly be done by some hotels, and you can yourself in hostels. But I feel dubious about that and I feel very wary about ever going into a freakin hostel. I think I will just buy small Rin packs and just do my own laundry like once a week. Or make it a daily habit to wash socks/undies at end of day. Oh and I love the atmosphere outside of cities, even a mile outside and it seems quiet. It seems nice out there, but I doubt there are foreigner-friendly domiciles out there, with a grocery store nearby. Probably other things I'm forgetting, I think about my upcoming sojourn as often as I can spare. I have a lot I could talk about. Still, I would appreciate any other practical day-to-day advice you have?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so desperate to hand your money to a lazy, undeserving foid? Jesus, you guys fly across the world just to get milked like cattle by women who despite being 75 IQ are still more savvy and competent at life than you are. Yeah, and? Where to get? I want fat brown hairy pussy and ass on my face."}
+{"text":"Has anyone ever learned something from Walter? He always irked me and didn't seem to travel well."}
+{"text":"because e-celebs just being e-celebs are bad. Unless we find a good way to slap their faces on something."}
+{"text":"He's just a casual traveler who goes on casual vacations with his family. How does he not travel well?"}
+{"text":"I nominate Cubabro and TTT/Tard Guard"}
+{"text":"poll closed, some ties had to be forcefully resolved in favor of old tenure players. Top 23 is our roster, top 4 get increased stats. Matches begin on Jan 23rd"}
+{"text":"Just found out you can rack points for discounted flights."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the year 2005. While credits cards are very old and exist everywhere in the world, no where has as well-developed of a market as the US with offers as rich. 3rd world countries like yurop have poorly developed financial markets and their posters become extremely jealous whenever this topic is brought up."}
+{"text":"pay more to cover transaction fees OMG free stuff!!!!!!!!! US consumers are fucking retarded and seem to love bending over for their '''''''''''developed financial markets'''''''''''. North American payment processing fees are the highest in the world due to a combination of factors, including high interchange rates, which can exceed 2% per transaction, and the dominance of major card networks like Visa and Mastercard that control over 80% of the market. Unlike Europe, where interchange fees are capped at 0.3% for credit cards, the U.S. has no such regulation, allowing fees to remain elevated. Additionally, the prevalence of rewards programs, funded by these fees, and the high usage of credit cards—over 60% of U.S. consumers prefer credit cards—further drive costs. The complex payment ecosystem and a lack of merchant bargaining power contribute to maintaining these high fees."}
+{"text":"seething yuropoor (or other fellow 3rd worlder) If you any sense of financial discipline, none of what you claim applies and it's a completely free benefit to you from the credit card issuer. Stay in your debit card chastity cage"}
+{"text":"completely free"}
+{"text":"airlines are literally just credit card companies with bonus travel options attached"}
+{"text":"Moved to the US several years ago, and just started my residency visa for Spain. Excited to get the fuck out of here. Any other ex-expats doing the same?"}
+{"text":"what part of US and why are you leaving"}
+{"text":"Never been to the US but I'm a naturalized Czech citizen. Spain is great price-wise. The real estate is cheaper than in Prague, and pretty much the same in the Canaries, except you don't get shit weather like we have it right now (picrel)."}
+{"text":"Also want to move to Spain (Bilbao) keep me posted (reply to this comment to notify me)"}
+{"text":"holy midlife crisis"}
+{"text":"less americans and english En tus sueños quizas."}
+{"text":"Greetings my favorite internet niggas. I am the one who made the key, perhaps one could say famous and acclaimed \"Escape to SEA\". SO NOW, THE PLAN IS, MOLDOVIA, AND ODESSA IN GREAT UKRAINE! You see, I have been checking the AirBnB listings. And upon research, frankly I think SEA is solely degenerate, stinky maxxing is not my place to be as an enterprising young 22 year old. So, the plan is, arrive down near Chiṣ̌ëñüă (or whatever the propper accents are). Then travel by train to old Ukraine. inb4 muh danger inb4 muh larp inb4 \"I the thread replier gay degenerate\" WHATS THE VERDICT GENTLEMEN?! My duolingo is not going to cut it, so I will have to really commit to studying the language."}
+{"text":"I think SEA is blah blah blah Your opinion of a part of the world you've never been to is worth less than the toilet paper your mom used to wipe her ass this morning. Moldova It's January. All the girls are staying inside because it's cold out. Go in June, when they're all out in groups and feeling frisky."}
+{"text":"You're going to get kidnapped by TCC and sent to the front lines as cannon fodder. Angelina Jolies bodyguard was taken by TCC and she had to pull strings just to get him out . I was thinking about going soley for the pussy but not worth it."}
+{"text":"Probably one of the worst threads i've seen on /trv/ in a long time"}
+{"text":"crossing transnistria right now Is it even possible? You might have to go round Romania to Chernivtsi and back down"}
+{"text":"The \"pussy\". Why don't you go to your home neighborhood and find some sluts to sodomize then? Perhaps to life, there is something more? trv is larp haven, where rich kids go to flaunt their sexual, business, educational and travem experience. Most of the time though, it is true bullshit."}
+{"text":"Why do people here get so assblasted about asking about traveling to date? I don't mean cooming (paid) but exploring other countries with the intention of meeting women? Any well traveled sex haver knows that non American women are almost always superior to their American counterparts. Traveling to date is valid. Discuss. in b4 bro if you're not getting laid in the US you wont get laid anywhere else I'm a straight white male btw."}
+{"text":"How do you meet them anon? Thinking of plunging into LATAM/Argentina and trying to brush up on my spanish. You on the apps or?"}
+{"text":"The US really is clown world levels of hoeflation Can confirm. I'm euro and have never had problems getting laid in my home country, other european countries or while traveling to other parts of the world, but the vast majority of american women I've met on my trips have had princess syndrome. Women who are objectively 4s, 5s and 6s acting like they're 9s or 10s is the rule rather than the exception. Average looking ameribros must have it fucking rough over there"}
+{"text":"Kek I just so happen to be the same anon for both of these posts. Honestly my GF I just got lucky on Tinder, this was before I really spoke any Spanish. Language exchanges are decent as some other anons have said before. But honestly this is the wrong mindset for South America, because you can just talk to a pretty girl wherever, and even if she isn't interested will probably be nice to you. It's legal to talk to women in public here. I would only advise against trying to jestermaxx women walking in the streets like a clown because they will think you are trying to rob them. It's true. They tend to have this air of disgust around them, as if you disgust them for not being famous or something. It's really grim."}
+{"text":"hormones. Once you hit 30s you get over that cringe shit. t. 35 year old"}
+{"text":"your libido goes down as you age but you still long for companionship"}
+{"text":"What happens up here? Any cool shit you can find on Google Maps? Or interesting tales? It looks a bit like a frozen Carribean."}
+{"text":"it's an uninhabitted frostbitten shithole mostly populated by nuclear submarines, muskoxen and marine wildlife."}
+{"text":"Hello fellow travelers.As a non-American, I want to travel to the Midwest but I am indecisive on which city should I visit. My options are Cincinnati (which was the very first city I visited in America back in 2013), Columbus, Indianapolis and Chicago (just outside the downtown, I have read enough on how unsafe is Chicago) and perhaps Springfield, IL. I am looking for safe places to drink, museums and especially rural areas with well-meant people (aka whites). I don't like places like Miami, NY, LA or places filled with Hispanics or Blacks, so I want to be sure to go to places that are worth visiting"}
+{"text":"I grew up in Wisconsin, lived in Indianapolis and Chicago. Chicago is safe as long as you avoid the west side and south side of Chicago. In downtown you are fine, just watch out for the schizophrenic homeless people which are in every American city (even Indianapolis/Columbus/Cincinnati etc.). The river walk is amazing, River North is a good neighborhood for drinks, lots of amazing art deco buildings downtown. Indianapolis is pretty small and average. I totally understand what you mean by Indianapolis is the ultimate average Midwest city and I agree. Cincinnati is pretty cool with the sky bridges and other art deco, since you've been there before idk if I'd recommend it. You've already seen it and maybe you get to re-live some memories and have a good time, maybe you get depressed seeing how things have changed (not saying the city has gone to shit but this is just kinda how life moves on). safe places to drink, museums and especially rural areas with well-meant people (aka whites) Why not visit a college town? If you don't mind college aged kids this would meet your criteria pretty well. Bloomington, IN is just a 1 hour drive from Indianapolis and it's a beautiful campus you can walk around. Go to Kilroy's on Kirkwood for a drink, go to Buffa Louies for some amazing wings, if you can watch a basketball game that would be very fun (or watch the game at Kilroy's)."}
+{"text":"OP here. I'd love to visit Bloomington, IN as I remember when I was a kid I wanted to study there (obviously the college fares were too expensive for my family, so I had to stay here studying in my country). You've already seen it and maybe you get to re-live some memories and have a good time, maybe you get depressed seeing how things have changed I hope it hasn't gone full Detroit mode, but I have read that half the population is black, so I want to avoid those areas. I can't believe a flight from my home country to CVG is more expensive than going to Chicago. So perhaps I will go to Illinois and stay at a town outside the metro area. Thanks for the information, friend."}
+{"text":"Columbus is BORING AF. Chicago is basically Gotham but I still think worth a visit. If this is during the summer id visit towns along lake Michigan (in Michigan or Wisconsin). I used to live in Detroit....i wouldnt visit."}
+{"text":"what is worth seeing in cincinnati?"}
+{"text":"I don't like places like Miami, NY, LA or places filled with Hispanics or Blacks yeah that's pretty much all US cities dude"}
+{"text":"Good train public transport Plenty of social events (run clubs?), not just nightlife High paying jobs available Variety in cuisines What American metropolitan area would you recommend?"}
+{"text":"NYC metro."}
+{"text":"Oh, look, another inbred Texas keyboard warrior clutching his AR-15 like it's his micro-dick while spewing homophobic shit from his mom's basement. News flash, retard: Texas was a shithole long before any Californians showed up, y'all been electing corrupt cowboys and turning your state into a grid-failing, abortion-banning dystopia all on your own. BLM and \"Orange Man Bad\"? That's just code for \"I'm too dumb to handle basic human rights or not electing a con artist.\" Stay mad in your containment zone of ignorance, you backwards fuck and maybe one day you'll evolve past thinking \"fag it up\" is an insult instead of a sad projection of your repressed fantasies."}
+{"text":"kek, this is gold"}
+{"text":"Pedro is also just coping hard because Brandon Sailer from San Diego is a more reliable R voter than Sanjit Martinez of Dallas. The best thing TX has going on is being a red state with white people that aren't retarded (contra its neighbors) and a good deal of state-level YIMBYism that tard wrangles some of the worst blue city impulses (which is important because left to its own devices, Republican rule creates dying rural shitholes). Of course, if they enact a Texan version of Prop 13, you might as well go get a Californian salary and have nice weather."}
+{"text":"Sanjit Martinez of Dallas LOL"}
+{"text":"Are the best places to travel, locations out of your own country?"}
+{"text":"You can find interesting locations to visit within your own country, but 99% of the time it's a lot easier to just pick another country. The novelty of exoticism is hard to beat."}
+{"text":"more exotic, warmer and cheaper, so yes"}
+{"text":"A lot of people visit Canada for our mountains and lakes, I feel as though Canada is big enough it's excellent at most, master of none. There's always a country that does it better than Canada, but if you have 3 weeks to a month, it's a good place to see it all. You can see the majority of it in between Alberta and BC for mountains and lakes, and SK for lakes and forests. Or just go to BC and experience a very good version of it all."}
+{"text":"It does have the benefit of no immigration hassles. A lot less jetlag if any. If you decided you really liked the place moving there is a tenable idea. Staying domestic is very underrated on /trv/."}
+{"text":"What are your predictions about the state of travel in the coming years? Do you see a decline or rise of normies continuing trends of mass tourism? From personal observations it seems like alot of zoomies who have disposable income are jetsetting, while there is a noticable decline in boomer places like Vegas. People were doomposting about indians and chinese taking over the gaps but there are definitely less of them in numbers in places I frequent, barring uberjeets and low service workers. I feel like even last year I noticed way more of my normie social feeds flooded with travel posts (le going to japan omg quirky midlife crisis, reels about china, girls going to thailand for yoga etc), now I rarely see or hear from any of my circles about trips they have been on or are planning. It seemed that there was a peak after Coof blue balls but now it has reached below the baseline, based off the overall vibes I see and observe. Iirc thailand numbers were also down this year. Hell I even see less doomposts here about sexpest spots being overrun with weekend warrior asians and young chads."}
+{"text":"You and every single other zoomer is doing that, apparently. It's the ultimate NPC destination."}
+{"text":"ultimate NPC destination Which makes it ultra-comfy if you just want to go around doing your own thing, no interaction with other people apart from goods & services transactions. Other people might as well be a bunch of automatons; they do their thing and you do yours. culturally toxic Yeah, like a bunch of alcoholic whoremongering boomers were somehow wholesome and beneficial visitors compared to Chinese tourcattle. My first month overseas for this travel season is looking to wrap up at $1180 USD. This includes the cost of tourist visa and 13500 km of flying to the other side of the world, and represents the fruits of 59 hours of labor. That's barely over seven workdays of menial seasonal labor. But yeah, go ahead and tell me how travel has gotten more expensive than it used to be in terms of a laborer's wages. What a crock of shit. So many tards here like to spout off as if they were worldly wise Real Travelers, but I've been active here long enough to see the truth. You are regurgitating some propaganda you've read on this board or heard from some yappity YouTube faggot. It's not your lived experience, and you have no way to verify its truthfulness. But you repost it anyway."}
+{"text":"This is what happens when you never leave the basement and get all your information about the outside world from /pol/."}
+{"text":"Western tourists not even being able to get visas for other Western counties. Wut?"}
+{"text":"make 98% more money than anyone else in my country anywhere I go I can completely avoid shell shocked jet lagged fuck tard tourists still choose to enjoy the tourist experience in most countries I visit You're a tourist, you're not some super /trv/eler. You're literally part of the problem so quit being a faggot and get with it. Be the least offensive American piece of shit you can be and keep pretending to be Canadian and enjoy."}
+{"text":"You requested to book Anon's listing Your trip is not confirmed yet. Anon has 24 hours to respond to your request."}
+{"text":"I have Instant Booking on so this rarely happens"}
+{"text":"its hard to find rural listings with that and the crazier hosts tend to not have instant booking and act like airbnb is their personal penal system to impose a huge laundry list of inane neurotic rules about minor details of their basement or garage apartment"}
+{"text":"A GERMAN BITCH WHO STAYED AT MY PLACE JUSG 2 DAYS AGO LEFT ME A 4 STAR REVIEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"No offense but I don’t come to Bangkok to hang out with a bunch of stinky farangs."}
+{"text":"coomers hate Vietnam wtf are you talking about? it's everywhere in nam, just not as open, theres that whole road of blowjob parlours and japantown but otherwise you have to actually look for it"}
+{"text":"I'll be in Bangkok in April before Songkran. Will you be around?"}
+{"text":"Never been to Bangkok so I can't offer any actionable advice, but I was thinking about it for ages and my Youtube feed is full of people vlogging about their lives in Bangkok, hyping it up as this affordable place where you can reinvent yourself and make lifelong friends with likeminded people But I've noticed that all these vloggers are the same, not bad people or anything but just really normie and consumerism oriented (focus on condo tours and new mall openings). From afar it looks like the lines between the commercial and the cultural are often blurred in Bangkok too (creative spaces in malls, a lot of art is just kitschy slop). I got put off it because it felt very normie and I figured I'd get lonely out there, I could be wrong though"}
+{"text":"muh normies i've got news for you anon, if you're really that bothered about what other people think or do, to the extent that it stops you living your own life and experiencing things yourself and forming your own opinions.... the biggest \"normie\" is you"}
+{"text":"How much effort do you put into learning language for travel? In particular: 1) how much time do you spend learning it and how long before your trip do you start learning 2) have you found the effort you put into it to be worthwhile (especially nowadays with translate apps bing pretty good) 3) what is your main intention with learning the language 4) if the language is difficult for Westerners (i.e. an Asian language like Thai) do you put less effort into it and just stick to the very basics 5) when your trip is over do you continue practicing the language"}
+{"text":"$110/month rent Probably not great."}
+{"text":"For languages I'm just trying to cram before a trip, I pirate the Michel Thomas course, which teaches all the grammar you need to know pretty painlessly. Then I start with Pimsleur level 2 or 3 which is a good way to build vocab. Flashcards can be useful but understand the difference between having an active vocabulary vs a passive one (words you have memorized, but are inaccessible during conversation). Ask chatgpt to quiz you on how to say stuff. My approach to become really proficient over time is basically all of the above, plus a fuckton of comprehensible input vids/podcasts, plus paying online teachers to chat with me. I have a lot of respect for people who are good at this. You are right to stress the importance of extra-verbal communication. But if you can do this AND learn a language, why wouldn't you?"}
+{"text":"Depends on how many people learn the language as a second language. So Chinese, a billion people speak it, but they're all Chinese people and mostly in China. It's of no value when speaking to someone who is not Chinese. Spanish, not many people in Spain, but a lot of south America speaks Spanish, it's not an uncommon second language in Europe and America, it has value when speaking to Portuguese speakers, some value to English, French, Italian speakers. AND, nationals of any other county, they might have learned Spanish to speak to any of the aforementioned. You're far more likely to find a African who speaks Spanish, then an African who speaks mandarin. They might have learned Spanish in Europe, but that means they can talk to you as a Spanish esl. And that's why English rules the world, so many people learned it already as a second language that esl English is the most widely spoken language almost everywhere on earth, and those who refuse to learn, typically there's a political reason and they suffer badly for it. So you see it's not really about how many primary speakers the language has, it's about how many secondary. Tertiary speakers. I've been up mountains and yelled at people in English, they didn't understand. OK, regional languages. French, Spanish Russian. One of them yelled back in Spanish. They weren't Spanish, they were from south America and spoke Portuguese. Fuk. So someone who speaks Portuguese, broken Spanish, can communicate with someone, not English, who is fluent in English as a second language, so can understand at least some Spanish. That's right at the thin end, but it illustrates the value of bridging language barriers. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I learn: Hello, goodbye, please, thank you, excuse me, sorry & toilet. Sorry is useful for when I break cultural norms without realizing like a retard."}
+{"text":"As someone who speaks zero Spanish, I actually relied on Chinese a LOT in Central America, because every general store and asian restaurant are chinese-owned."}
+{"text":"Are you an actual traveler if your not going to places like Somalia , Congo and Afghanistan? You'll actually experience a side of world you'll never see and come across stuff that will leave a lasting impression. Why be another normie that traveled to Japan or Thailand. theyll kill me cause im white No they dont just show them you're actually a beast who shouldn't be messed with. There are Russian truck drivers in Congo , Ukrainian helicopter drivers in Somalia and Chinese shop owners in Afghanistan. Where's your ambition and passion for life to seek out danger and adventure anon"}
+{"text":"I already live in the Philippines. I vacation in first world countries for a change lol."}
+{"text":"b-but migrants That's exactly why you should also embrace the rootlessness of modern globalism, instead of staying put wherever your parents plopped you out, being a good paypig for your country's elite, pining after a gf you will never get and seething endlessly about the great replacement agenda. The new globohomo normal is to reject your roots and pick a map dot that best serves your interests, whatever they are. If you are unable to adapt to a changing environment, you are evolutionarily unfit for survival."}
+{"text":"I've been to many places, but it was the ones which were different that really stuck with me. The cultural value is sort of a commodity, a rarity. If everyone has been to France, the idea of children drinking alcohol, dining in the street, French culture isn't \"new\" to anyone. So i really went to some Congo tier places, in search of new ideas, new cultures, new food, new commodities. That's what makes an explorer, and the world evolves so quickly that a place which hasn't been explored by many people recently is still degrees away from untouched civilisation. Sure you can pick up the phone to anywhere in the world, but who has? And of what value would that be? If cortes had just sat-phoned the Aztecs they wouldn't have understood him, the aztecs might have just denied having gold, the subject of human sacrafice might have just not come up in conversation because they didn't think it was relevant. It took cortes actually going there in person to really work out what techloteclan was all about. So these Congo tier places, sure there's connection, but they might just not feel like connecting, you might need to low key invade them. They might hide their treasure, or you, as a traveller, might be particularly astute and pick up things the UN hasn't. Some of us might even be diplomatic advisors who help write county reports or aid fact finding. And security here is often an issue, but what constitutes security often isn't easy to understand."}
+{"text":"I feel like travellers who go to regions looking for something tend to both warp their own experiences, and get given a tailored experience. That's not a criticism, if you want war, want Taliban, want post-collinial clerical rule Afghanistan has you covered, but recognise so many tourists go to Afghanistan for those reasons, that the roller-coaster factor emerges, especially in written guides, you can see that very clearly. If you went to Afghanistan with a cook book, you'd find yourself in a lot of restaurants, and write a lot about flatbread, which is equally abundant in Afghanistan."}
+{"text":"Is it actually possible to go to japan with someone from 4chan who can speak the language without getting scammed? I just want someone to retard wrangle me for money. I just need someone to kinda act like a friend with me if that requires pay so be it"}
+{"text":"It happens to locals too thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"this cute nigga straight up CRUSHING on kyoji"}
+{"text":"you think we are memeing but most 4chan users actually are autistic. Most of us functional, yes, but still."}
+{"text":"if you're still here, anyone who said interpals is a fucking retard. Download hello talk, spruce up your profile and don't sound desperate and find a japanese bro or girl willing to help you learn the language and say you're planning to visit there etc."}
+{"text":"interpals holy based I'm going to catfish some jeets and we can go take selfies in front of bullet trains"}
+{"text":"I am from the USA and I am very bothered by traveling. I hate being in transit. I hate flying(mostly because I hate the chance of delays or redirects etc). I just don't feel that traveling does anything for me. If I go to some new place, I feel like I'd just do what I am doing now but there. So if I go to restaurant, I am just eating food. If I go sit outside, I am doing that here too. However, I have met many women who seem to be travel addicts and I always wondered why. What is the draw to traveling? Why do it? Should I do more of it even though I hate it?"}
+{"text":"If you go somewhere completely different like Japan or Korea, even just eating out will be an exploration. It's kind of like playing a new game, but full-dive. The only thing preventing me from travelling more is finances. I'm a college student."}
+{"text":"I think you are just larping some utter lack of travel and funds. I can't imagine going anywhere and having zero interest in things you do NOT do at home. Musuems, culture, arts, geology, nature and animals, even restaurants are different. I also tend to read literature inspired locally. I might read the sagas before going to Iceland so I can see the ancient records of them in Reykholt at Snorristofa (they are pretty like the illuminated manuscripts), or enjoy the funky diorramas at the Settlement Museum in Bogarnes, or at least know Lord of the Rings was inspired there. Maybe you need to catch up on the Vikings first. Cave exploring? Spa soaks? Fine food? Seriously, do you even know how to travel?"}
+{"text":"Suicidal despair is for you endorphin junkies who find yourself deprived of your fix once you pass a certain age."}
+{"text":"You need to force yourself to be extraverted, I'm an introvert loser at home but when traveling I'm so excited I ask random people what I should check out and become more extraverted. I'm slowly becoming more extraverted at home as a side effect which is nice."}
+{"text":"I don't like travelling all that much either but I love Japan so going there is my only reason to do so. I would say unless you find somewhere that resonates with you deeply that travelling aimlessly is largely a waste of time. I especially don't understand people who visit third world places like India but maybe they are masochistic and enjoy food poisoning and being surrounded by garbage. I have met many women who seem to be travel addicts They do it solely for clout. I have read many stories on here and other places that they sysematically go to trendy or popular places to take selfies or take pictures of their food. People who make travelling their personality are largely devoid of any personality."}
+{"text":"I fw this wigga"}
+{"text":"It’s hard to blame him based on the India videos. It’s fucking filthy, chaotic, disorganized, and a hundred people are trying to get his money at all times like they see a tall white guy as an ATM. I liked the video where he ate street food and predictably got super sick at the end lol"}
+{"text":"well yeah, india fucking sucks. he generally makes realistic videos but doesn't hide his biases. it reminds me of bald's old videos before he got weirder and more political about shit"}
+{"text":"called small brained american has giant fucking cranium ???"}
+{"text":"The Somalia video was kino"}
+{"text":"I've walked in crowd traffic three times denser than that faggot did in his india sux vlogs and didn't feel stressed or bothered by anything. He's a drama queen who is too hypersensitive to enjoy the good side of India because OMG there's trash, OMG somebody honked, OMG the train is overcrowded. This country is much better for stoic, emotionally inhibited autists who have accepted that life is no gravy train of fun and pleasure."}
+{"text":"going on holiday to Paris and London during Christmas break from work felt worry and dread last night felt dread before taxi took me to airport now on my way there and strongly feel like going straight back home and doing nothing Is this normal? I'm travelling alone as an ugly male and I'm just going to walk around and look at old stuff. I've already paid for everything."}
+{"text":"goes to Paris gets Paris Syndrome how could this happen drill seargent?"}
+{"text":"anon did you really have to bring this stupid fucking thread back from the dead Nobody in France gives a fuck that you don't speak French you have clearly never experienced waiters in paris. they have a level of cuntiness than even the cunts on here can only ever aspire to"}
+{"text":"This is what autism looks like"}
+{"text":"I think you need to realize that no one on earth could possibly give a fuck about you at all. You are likely the least memorable person anyone has ever seen, I would be blown away if any of these people you are so worried about are even thinking about you by the time they turn to a coworker to facilitate your order."}
+{"text":"Dude I know many restaurant people from Paris, they really don't fucking care as long as you're not a dick. Sure you'll get the occasional eye-rolling prick who's lamenting over serving someone who doesn't speak or read French but its nowhere as common as it was 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"I've been here for only 2 days and my impressions are very underwhelming to say the least. I don't get it, what's so special about this city."}
+{"text":"Nobody who isn't retarded is going to Muslim Las Vegas on their own dime."}
+{"text":"ok, so you just outed yourself as a brown person."}
+{"text":"Dubai is a great example of how a clean, prosperous, well-disciplined civilization can thrive if free of judeo control. ftfy"}
+{"text":"Holy cringe"}
+{"text":"You have to have a fairly high IQ to appreciate Paris."}
+{"text":"i have a over a million in crypto. i spent most of my 20s traveling, im 32 now, i just want to retire somewhere, theres nothing else that excites me anymore, i like surfing and women, thats about it. whats the best place to just run the clock."}
+{"text":"Stop talking to me, poor! It's psychically damaging to communicate with the terminally unsuccessful. I've created this thread so you can be with your own kind:"}
+{"text":"but the visa options suck for long term staying A 10 year golden visa is only like $40k. An annual cost of $4k isn't that bad. Have you already went down the tax optimization route with citizenship-for-investment programs to bring your capital gains tax down to 0%? I think St. Kitts is pretty popular at about $250k (one time donation to the government) or purchasing about $325k worth of real estate, which might be a bit much if you only have slightly more than a million. But if you live somewhere now with a high tax burden it'll pay itself off within a relatively short period of time"}
+{"text":"A 10 year golden visa is only like $40k. An annual cost of $4k isn't that bad. For expat retiring, 4k/year is actually pretty sizeable, not by itself but you need to add it to all the other little things. Like if I'm already needing to spend 2k/year on flights to visit family once a year, plus paying for private health insurance, and dealing with all the expenses and headache of moving to a new location where nobody speaks english, I'd want to at least be living cheaper than where I do back home. But if you add it all up you end up paying at least $600/month just to be in the country, and sure maybe you save $600/month on rent for a similar place, but you're not actually living any cheaper or saving more money. Have you already went down the tax optimization route with citizenship-for-investment programs to bring your capital gains tax down to 0%? I don't really see much advantage in these tax optimization routes for my situation. I'm a leaf (I used USD for all my numbers for easy understanding) and I'd owe about 70k on the exit tax if I became a non-resident today, and I think this is unavoidable, so I wouldn't save any money that way. And my net worth is low enough that if I quit my job, between my capital gains and dividends I think I'd only owe about 1-2k/year, if that. Maybe it can work better if I was doing remote work or a larger net worth, but that's not something my company lets me do and I don't want to find another job. St Kitts visa does seem attractive in that it's a one time cost and can be used on real estate and it's full citizenship, but I have family that retired in a different Caribbean island and the cost of living is high, everything is imported and costs more money. I'm also this anon  with 700k, so that's also just too costly for me."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I can see how that might become a problem. Most people who opt for St. Kitts citizenship don't actually live there. They opt for residency elsewhere (also through investment). Usually places like Dubai, or an EU country like Portugal, Cyprus or Greece since those come with the added benefit of free movement within the EU"}
+{"text":"Everything you've said is a good point but i'd also add... Those retirement visas can easily be revoked/changed with every new government. Banking stuff as well. SEA in general is tougher to live long term then it appears on paper. You have to be very grounded and content with a specific kind of lifestyle."}
+{"text":"So for context, my parents often dragged me to China a lot when I was a kid to visit family, and I always bitched about all my favorite websites being blocked there. On one of these visits, when I was in middle school, we made plans to go to HK, and this made me excited because HK doesn't have a Great Firewall (or at least they didn't before 2020). Well, now that I've been to Hong Kong, to see a friend, I can report that it's not some joyland at all, and it's not the best place in China I've been to by any metric. The issue is probably that it's too old, like the buildings and the city in general. There are just so many skyscrapers, an absurd amount, and all of them just sort of look the same. There's simply no space to expand, unlike a Mainland city, and I think this is ultimately what's dooming HK vs. Mainland China (aside from stuff like China's laws and them exerting greater control). Singapore, which I've been to as well, has a similar problem (and the other thread is spot-on about it being boring as hell lol; have yet to visit Malaysia but IMO Malaysia's better). Even the food isn't legendary. I had some dim sum, but it wasn't even as good as some of the dim sum I've had in my local suburb, New York, or Richmond (Asian suburb of Vancouver). I also tried Cha Chaan Teng (Hong Kong western-style cafes) for breakfast and it sucked, I don't get the hype at all. I stayed two nights on the Island; apparently Kowloon has newer development, and apparently the food there is better. But I just feel like whatever luster Hong Kong might've had to it that made it unique no longer exists there as of 2025. If there was anything legitimately cool or unique there, I probably missed it. So I wouldn't recommend coming here."}
+{"text":"As a Brit, would the HK authorities at the airport be able to see my criminal record? I don't want to fly over there only to be told to fuck off when I land."}
+{"text":"Doubt it. Border was quite quick when I passed before, and I highly doubt the CCP (officially) have a direct line into the UK's police databases."}
+{"text":"Thanks!"}
+{"text":"i want to go to hong kong this year, mainly for disneyland. If i get an hotel close to there, is it also close from other tourist attractions? Or am i gonna have to travel a long time to visit other places during my stay? Planning to stay 2 weeks there. Also if people know of things I can do there please let me know, I usually just check tripadvisor"}
+{"text":"If you want to stay near Disneyland, that would mean staying in Lantau Island. Lantau Island actually gives you a lot of bang for your buck, so once you're done with Disneyland, there are plenty of other things to do. However, it is absolutely not necessary to stay in Lantau Island. You're probably overestimating the size of Hong Kong; the entire region is actually very well-connected. Look at picrel. Most travelers stay in the Kowloon area. It's very easy to get to Disneyland from there, and it doesn't even take very long"}
+{"text":"Anyone been on an African safari? What was your experience? I'm thinking a 2 week trip to Africa with a 6 day Safari in Tanzania. What should I do with the rest of the time? How do I avoid dying from Malaria?"}
+{"text":"There's element of it in downtown Cairo, actually. It's fading, but you can feel the remnants of British and French colonialism. The French bar in Downtown Cairo serves the most disgusting food I've ever had, but it was oooooooooozing in that time period feel. There used to be the British club, which was a proper colonial holdout. Not sure if it still exists. Various embassies have 'grounds' whch you might be able to access if there's events on (the Swiss embassy grounds sometimes have events, and used to have a Haloween party famous with the local expats). On Zamalek island you have the sports club which has a race track, and need membership to get in, which would be good for a larp. Marriot Hotel Zamalek and their spa gave off colonial vibes. Down the River Nile, there's the Nile Barrage, which was built by the Brits. A rarely seen tourist attraction which is architecturally pretty cool. tfw I just realised you said Southern Africa. aahhhh"}
+{"text":"I live in the United States, every day is an African safari."}
+{"text":"I did a day safari to pilanesburg while i was in JNB. a black person picks you up in a car at 6am and takes you there for a 9am start. we drove around in one of those safari trucks till 3pm, at which point that black person drops you back to JNB. It was OK, 6/10. But if i had more time I would have gone to Kruger. picrel"}
+{"text":"Same goes for many parts of yurop as well"}
+{"text":"I have zero interest in visiting the African continent"}
+{"text":"Or Berlin ist scheisse. Why is this city so hyped up? Just returned from 4 day visit and it was a terrible let down. Completely grey and soulless even for November, lots of ugly architecture, drug addicts and homeless everywhere. They even had little camps like in the states. Stench of urine all across the city. Visited Museum Island, it was ok but nothing compared to British Museum or British National Gallery. I am really surprised this city is hyped so much. Frankfurt is better if you want modern city. Dresden if you want history and beauty. Munich for German food and beer. Unless you are junkie I see no point in the It's terribly dirty and depressing."}
+{"text":"yeah the average berliner is much more open minded because they are drug addicts all that 3mmc/ket will catch up to you"}
+{"text":"Did you meet the schizo boomers in front of the Reichstag that carry their \"Liberate us Putin\" signs?"}
+{"text":"lol Hello, fellow Germanoids, we are totally not sus grassroots protesters from the Saxony Oblast, how do you do?"}
+{"text":"lots of gorgeous goth girls Tell me you’re not white without telling me. Berlinerinnen HATE white guys with a burning passion."}
+{"text":"more race and incel shit. woohoooo"}
+{"text":"Anyone else just like experience of being at the airport? Even without traveling."}
+{"text":"I hate airports. The crowds, the people standing in your way, somehow literally no seats anywhere near my gate, the security theater humiliation ritual, walking forever, it sucks. It's only the 2nd worst part about flying, beaten only by being stuck in a crowded airplane, squished in with cramping legs and loud engine humming for the 3+ hours you're stuck inside, not to mention constant delays. At the same time, settling into a less crowded nook in an airport is extremely comfy. A nice restaurant where you get some beer, a nice meal, and watch the chaos unfold just outside. A nice lounge that's nearly empty with snacks, drinks, showers, and comfy chairs overlooking the runway so you can watch the planes taking off. These are the only points of joy I have found while in an airport and I hate how it's impossible to have a consistently good experience. Lounges are a good idea but everyone and their mom has access, so they're either packed with crowds or trashy or have little food. I don't know why we can't just have private lounges where you just pay $100 at the door and it's consistently good and not crowded, away from the riff-raff."}
+{"text":"There are elite lounges at larger airports for people with high enough status."}
+{"text":"The problem with \"high status\" is it's always just for people that constantly travel, people that are always booking with the same hotel or airline. I don't travel often, so that's locked out from me. I guess that works to keep crowds out at least. I was thinking just charging $100 at the door instead of giving everyone free access like most lounges would accomplish the same thing, but thinking more about it you'd still get some assholes pillaging everything to get their money's worth. idk what I can do, just sucks there's no way to opt out of being grouped with the lowest common denominator other than being super rich or traveling constantly."}
+{"text":"sounds like you have been to some shitty airports. Believe or not there are ones out there in the world that have interesting exhibits, plenty of seating, food options, and loads of crap to laugh at and or browse through in the shops. Even some half decent deals on gizmos and doodads. That and there is nothing like pulling up to the airport bar and shooting the shit over a cold one with some random who has either just come into town or is off somewhere."}
+{"text":"My main gripe is really just the crowds, which I guess varies based on time of day and airport. I loved the KLM Crown Lounge at Toronto, I got there right when they opened and there was only 5 or 6 other people in the whole place, it was quiet, there was plenty of fresh food and snacks and beer and I got a comfy spot by the window overlooking the planes taking off. It was my first time being in a lounge and in hindsight it's a mid lounge but not having a crowd made it so comfy. Right after that, I had a couple hour layover in Incheon Airport in Seoul, the ticket gave me access to a lounge so I decided to check it out. The korean worker at the desk was like are you sure you want to use the lounge pass here? and I said yes, not knowing what the lounge was like, since there's a wall preventing you from seeing inside. I had thought that maybe all lounges would be as nice as my time at the KLM Lounge, so imagine my surprise when I walked in to discover it was packed with people, all chairs/tables taken, hundreds of people all standing around chatting and lined up for food. Unbelievably loud. I almost turned on the spot and walked away but decided to try to get some food. Waited in line for 10 minutes, filled a plate with a couple different dishes, ate it standing up, and it was okay, not great. The lounge looked really nice and probably would have been a good time if not for the hundreds of other people also in the lounge. Ended up getting too annoyed by the noise and just went to my gate where it was still crowded but it was quieter and at least I could find a chair to sit on. They had a bunch of shops and restaurants which I'm sure I could have found some refuge in but idk, I didn't see anything that wasn't already crowded and I didn't want to wander around."}
+{"text":"Will be there next week Wat do? cultural shit best way to get from airport to downtown dive bars to meet drunken travelling slags any other shit to know"}
+{"text":"go to Decathlon (there's two in the center, one at Nyugati railway station and the other in Corvin Plaza) and buy a pair of ski socks"}
+{"text":"Is there no local brand? I saw Decathlon but I don't want to buy another piece of mass produced China slop"}
+{"text":"there's a big mountain/outdoor/climbing shop, Mountex, they probably will have what you want. They have three stores spread out in Budapest, they had good equipment back when I was there, not chinese slop"}
+{"text":"I am in Budapest for few days. I was in Rudas therms. They are cool. Saunas are super hot, you can hardly sit there konger than 3 minutes. I think the only thing You need as a male is slippers and towel. You dont need swiminnig pants beacuse they give You ,,funny,, underwear which looks like really traditional clothe."}
+{"text":"Where do you want to go?"}
+{"text":"nobody interested?"}
+{"text":"where should I go in the NH whites to justify dusting off my snowshoes?"}
+{"text":"that's not really appalachia new england is the normie zone the appeal of appalachia is that it is unexpected (except gsmnp)"}
+{"text":"New England has the best of the eastern mountains. I've met a good number of interesting characters in Coös County. It has a strange mix of natural beauty coupled with people who are generally somber and depressed looking."}
+{"text":"New England is overshilled and already owned by boomers. It's boring and monotone. has the best of the eastern mountains t. has never been to nice gorges in central or southern appalachia"}
+{"text":"never 100% white, but allowing 25M brown goblins to take up residence really changed the vibe and the scenery, basically sucks now for all but the top 1% earners"}
+{"text":"having driven past enough farms and factories I do not trust the water in oceans at fucking all and would never swim in an ocean again I like swimming in rivers but you have to be very selective and only swim in small creeks or upstream above any major population centers or industrial activity for larger rivers"}
+{"text":"Most of the year, California's rivers are dry. Only after a runoff event should you avoid contact with seawater (especially anywhere near the mouth of the Tijuana River. Haven't been out there since March 2020, before COVID. The beach towns were very pleasant and full of street life, but as a van vagabond I knew I wasn't welcome to spend the night. The nearest dispersed camping is an hour plus drive away up in the coast range (which gets really cold at night in the winter months). Also, SoCal is more likely to be 63° than 83° in winter. Not really the kind of perfect beach weather that most people imagine, though it is great for jogging and climbing hills."}
+{"text":"Most of the year, California's rivers are dry that's a shame a lot of swimming holes you aren't really swimming in a creek that's more than a foot or two deep for most of it - but there tends to be deep pools and the location of those tends to make for popular swimming areas - there's tons on the east coast and you can physically see if the water is gross or not"}
+{"text":"it was never like this, it was whiter, the girls were hotter, and the guys were chuddier, all the 50 year old based boomers in OC and SD didn't just randomly spawn in. this is some 80s MTV slop the culture was never party-centric either outside of faggots, LA, and college towns. most people my age that lived in suburban socal just went to kickbacks at people's houses and started going to local bars when we turned 21 or got a good fake. there was some kind of club/rave culture but it usually involved going to a city or going to some sketchy shithole venue in the middle of nowhere. now there's just more beaners, but most of the state isn't infested and the cities were always full of fags, spics, and nogs."}
+{"text":"What are the best cities a sub 180cm mid tier normie in his late 20s can experience a semblance of social life and milestone experiences? I am open to doing volunteer programs, masters, degrees, exchanges, etc. This isn't a chudcel post, I want to make changes in my life and rotting in my parents home isn't going to cut it. I have disposable income so money isn't a huge issue. Yes, I would like opportunities with women but it isn't a primary factor. No, I am not looking for thinly veiled responses related to geomaxxing or passport coper destinations like Asia, I would preferably want places that are outside North America but are white."}
+{"text":"not even totally sure about the question but god I hate everyone I am still literally just flipping burgers for fat bitches bc my family is such fucking trash holy shit literally ruined my whole damn life with their bullshit. JUST GO ANYWHERE. DO ANYTHING. FUUUUUCK. LIKE SHIT DUDE. YOU HAVE MONEY. DOOOO SOMETHIIIIING like fr dude I finally got my credit fixed, so I have like $50k and about $8k cash, and about 7k debt atm. And a car. But, that's literally it and I just quit my job bc of some really fucked shit. So, I will just still be here for the moment like shit is fucked someone basically tried to steal my car so I started getting mad at work and I just spent two years at that job and was about to transfer and the people there are shit, but the goal was simply to transfer. Now, idk if I can even get another half decent job around here bc idk at the very least they'll say no he's angry"}
+{"text":"I would really recommend Poland, specifically Krakow. I had an excellent time there and I found the women to be very nice to me. I also have some acquaintances in nearby areas of Poland and they are nice people. I’m mixed Polish tho so take that for what it’s worth. Yes this board can be very harsh anon, often me included. But you are not alone in being totally alienated in the West, and to some extent you aren’t entirely to blame. This phenomenon is so real that both old-school and new-school news can’t stop talking about it"}
+{"text":"Krakow is INCREDIBLY full, though. It's a victim of overtourism and doesn't feel Polish at all now. It's like Disneyland Poland. Better off going to Silesia, Poznan, Lodz, etc."}
+{"text":"specifically Krakow. I had an excellent time there and I found the women to be very nice to me Yeah you will have excellent time with our women, especially if you are black or arab"}
+{"text":"I would preferably want places that are outside North America but are white. melbourne, full of faggot late bloomers like you or some eastern euro shithole where you can just buy friends by giving them alcohol and hope they don't beat you up for looking gay"}
+{"text":"Multi-millionaire inheritance bequeathed white millenial here. 35 yo no gf no friends family mostly dead. What's a good african country where I can volunteer and do some good? I want to give back to society but not the western freakshow society I live in. Is there somewhere safe in africa that needs help?"}
+{"text":"start a charity org if youre actually serious. you just going there to give handouts would be retarded and would be a waste like  pointed out"}
+{"text":"help the boer"}
+{"text":"wants to GIVE BACK to society needs to find some random African country to do this for Where were you born retard?"}
+{"text":"OP you can become a team leader in habitatforhumanity project and we will make a 4chan team. Together as a legion we will go to Kenya, build houses for poor trad Christian women and the women will be REALLY grateful for us and we will make babies with them... I think HfH also costs few thousand $ to join but you said you are rich OP. Make a Google docs or something to gather people Global Village is looking for team leaders to bring together private, pre-organized teams from your social club, university group, church, local Habitat organization, or friends and family for group volunteering opportunities. Team leaders will attend trainings and recruit volunteers. Visit our team leader FAQ to find out if leading a team is right for you. Whether you are new or have past experience leading a Global Village team, you can start your next adventure with us! Email us at gv@habitat.org if you are interested in organizing a team and you will receive a link to fill out our team leader interest form. (...) The option for independent volunteers to join open teams is not currently available. Subscribe to our newsletter below for news about opportunities for individual volunteers in the future.The option for independent volunteers to join open teams is not currently available. Subscribe to our newsletter below for news about opportunities for individual volunteers in the future."}
+{"text":"Go volunteer in your home country you retarded faggot. Africa has been given 8 fucking Marshall plans, let that seep in. This sounds like a coomer thread. If you have to go to Africa to coom, it's over for you. I hope you get beheaded and eaten by a local tribe. I hate you insufferable faggots so much. You cant help niggers."}
+{"text":"Where should I make sure to go for a King Arthur themed trip through Wales and England. I really love history and the old welsh poems so I want to go see the places from the myths. I have about a week or a little bit more. Do you have any recommendations for this trip?"}
+{"text":"glastonbury (supposedly the location of some of the myths) winchester (the great hall has a replica of the round table) bodiam castle (filming location for monty python and the holy grail) several places have claimed to be the location of camelot, there is a whole wiki article about them"}
+{"text":"That is by design They want Disneyland Resort to have the same amount of rides as Walt Disney World Resort. Because Disneyland has only 2 parks compared to 4 it is more packed in with rides, as well as Walt Disney World trying (and largely failing) to get people into the non-castle parks. So Disneyland is designed to be the better park. However, when gates 3/4 for Disneyland Resort open in the next decades you are likely seeing a decline for Disneyland itself"}
+{"text":"Migrate"}
+{"text":"Japan entrance is not the same as the rest though. It also feels smaller. And more crowded. Are people lying when they say Tokyo has the best one? Japan's Main Street is pretty lame (thought covering is a godsend if a monsoon rolls in). The park itself I would say is slightly better than Magic Kingdom, though with the destruction of Frontierland, it's probably a lot better. You have all the classic rides you want without any social justice censorship, plus Splash and Pirates are the superior versions. There are also some quality rides unique to Tokyo, namely Honey Hunt and Beauty and the Beast. The only thing I was mixed on with the park, aside from Main Street, was the pathways. They are very wide is Tokyo, making the park feel less 'real'. However, these paths also make it much more bearable to deal with large crowds, so I think it's overall a good trade-off. I should note when most people talk about Tokyo having the best park, they mean DisneySea, not Disneyland. DisneySea is hands-down the best them park I've been to, though I do wish it had just one quality coaster."}
+{"text":"Thanks for that. I haven't visited yet. Watching all the walk throughs was so interesting. HK's was the most unique. Like being in America but in another universe. The castle looks weird and you're obviously not in Florida because there are mountains in the background. I think I fell for the propaganda that said they were too snobby to make it good. I do wonder if they're able to keep the customer service standards that USA and reportedly Japan set."}
+{"text":"Its not better. He was either trolling with ragebait or a liberal."}
+{"text":"Which cities have the most overrated nightlife/social life? I'll start: NYC too expensive to do literally anything people are either smug joo boys, good lifer trustfunders, or finance bros ratio of women is vastly overstated, and decent chunk of uggos at any function. Also noticed Americans are way less willing to mingle with strangers and if they do its very superficial at best. everyone is super irony poisoned, obnoxious, and smug Despite higher number of tallfags and chads in Europe, for some reason NYC women are more heightpilled and annoying about it. Women in general more cold and offputting yet simultaneously loud and obnoxious, despite the stereotypes I found German women to require less jestermaxxing and more approachable in bar settings. Also just generally more uninteresting people. General annoying amerimutt customs like having to tip your uggo dyke bartenders, overpriced drinks, superficial small talk that leads nowhere. Doesn't need to be stated but way too many joggers at night in nightlife areas, heavy coping from locals about safety in general Those are my general observations after living in NYC for about 2 months. I never understood the memes about how it is some paradise for single men, in general there is a cut throat atmosphere among men I dont really notice compared to my time spent in most European countries. Unless you are super nichemaxxed or a decent looking tall guy and land a really good paying job in finance there are much better places even in non sexpat countries to try your luck in. I think if you are a white normie in looks you are better off just going to some mid sized European city with a large uni population. The neurotypicality levels in the US are also crazy, if you don't even slightly fit the \"mold\" i.e. super fake cheerful and fratty you are immediately ostrasized. I never really felt this in Germany and felt I could be more myself."}
+{"text":"Berlin. Clubs far between and they will deny you if not dressed like a degenerate. Also still depends on cash, and that's third world tier to me."}
+{"text":"Budapest. There's some cool places (like any city) but all the ruin bars are huge tourist traps and the clubs (especially the more popular ones) are complete dogshit. Most drug dealers are scammers and Hungarians aren't the most friendly and welcoming so you'll basically be limited to interacting with tourists who are mostly just dickhead brits and aussies on lads holidays. If you're a tourist passing through it's good to visit and spend a night or two but for nightlife Prague, Krakow, Bratislava, Zagreb and hell even Vienna all have more to offer than that fucking bore of a city."}
+{"text":"Pretty much agreed. Vienna is fucking zzzzzzz though."}
+{"text":"OMG you need to be a literal psycho to find a good woman in NYC man!! And someone else said that Australia and now Vienna is bad as well? I can't believe this shit. Just so many assumptions, stereotypes or generalizations. Also, women focused on their careers and looks are just like psychos as well, they are searching for the right guy and all that. Just go to the local gym and observe, women who go to the gym have a prevalence to be fucking psychos, make no mistake. At least you'll get fit by being jealous of these beautiful shores. Whores. How much time have you guys spent on these places anyway?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I came away disappointed from Berlin. Seems only worthwhile if you're an itk fag who loves railing mkat"}
+{"text":"Alaska, any good? I have a high likelihood of being stationed in Anchorage."}
+{"text":"For a couple months there’s 0-4 hours of sun depending how far north you are. It’s endless dark, cold, and gray. We’re animals. It affects us and messes with neurotransmitters leading to depression. Suicide will always be high in places like Alaska, Russia, Seattle, etc."}
+{"text":"What's the Alaskan sunshine holiday of choice to break up the winter blues? Surely there's that 'one resort' where all the Alaskans charge into on charter flights."}
+{"text":"Alcoholism is just absolutely bizarre. It doesn't even give a rush of ecstasy like drugs do, alright maybe a little on the start. But then everything from your stomach to your head starts to get fucked and you keep drinking anyway. You wake up and you don't even remember who you are. Truly, the addiction of choice to live on a frozen dark hellhole, or any other hellhole for that matter."}
+{"text":"/druk/ thread when?"}
+{"text":"Oh, I wish. The sex scene with Maria Bonnevie... fuck."}
+{"text":"the best elements of India and Thailand combined with less of the negatives"}
+{"text":"I remember living here for a month. Cool surfing Hotspot in the south/west coast? but I didnt really get to explore as much of the country as I was mostly bed ridden to a spine injury. There was power outages and a gas shortage due to political unrest or some shit, and the places I rented out were full of mosquitoes, there was some kind of poo literal shit in the mosquitoe net at one of the gueshouses lmao. Im sure you could get much better accommodation paying a bit more but I was always trying to pay as little as possible when I was 22 and wanted to slum it for some fucking reason. Oh yeah also the drivers are crazy as fuck due to a mixture of south Asian buses and tuktuks mixed with Slavic suicidal DNA tourists with motorbike rentals all trying to pass you at once. Pretty cool place if your not injured honestly, the food in my experience mostly sucked and if your not planning on fucking another tourist I have no idea how to get in bed with a Sri Lankan girl."}
+{"text":"South Asian people are quite pleasant to be around and interact with; it's the incompetence and shoddiness of their systems which is the most frustrating aspect of travel here. It's a good thing I have a strong mind and didn't fall for the relentless anti-Indian propaganda plastered all over the Internet by seething jealous losers in Western countries who are full of burning hatred for everyone and everything. NPCs from Western countries who have always lived a sheltered life and never had to pay attention to their surroundings can easily feel overwhelmed by the streets here. If you're naturally alert and responsive to your environment, you will deal with the traffic like you've lived here all your life."}
+{"text":"Surely there are some that would spread their legs easily for an attractive white guy? I don't bring this up often because it sickens me, but here is a little secret people on this website don't seem to know about. In Sri Lanka, there are many nice surf towns. In the more touristed ones, many European women shack up with local Sri Lankan surfer dudes and use them as toy boys. It's not even boomer bongs like in Senegal, it's women in their 20s and 30s. It ruined the trip for me. On the other hand, most Sri Lankan women are very conservative and will rarely speak to someone outside their family/family's circle. You may have some minor luck in Colombo though."}
+{"text":"Until you name locations, this smells like some type of weird incel fantasy"}
+{"text":"Most prominent in Mirissa but it appears in other surf towns too."}
+{"text":"I am from central Europe and in need of place for short vacation - end of december probably 30th till the 10th of January (some prolongation possible). I want it WARM. I dont want it too far away to have to fly for >10 hours etc. I like museums, history and architecture, temples, beautiful nature, \"language learning\", salsa dancing, techno, all this jazz. I heard even Greece now is <10 degrees and it gets dark at 4PM? DESU early darkness is the most depressing for me. Warmest and comfiest place in Europe or not too far away i can visit in this period if i hate darkness and cold temperature? 15 or 20 degrees is fine for me, just to have sun and longer days. Places i am interested in visiting but are either too far away or too cold: - Vietnam - Thailand again - Colombia - Peru - Greece - Turkey - India - Japan Things i consider more seriously for this period however still far away: - Morocco (Tanger to be exact) - Kenya (Nairobi or Mombasa)"}
+{"text":"I think i will go to Malta and Sicily. Few days \"city-break\""}
+{"text":"as far as temperatures go, greece is two countries. the mainland and the north, and the south peloponesse and the aegean islands. My brother is in Syros and it had 15-18 degrees during the midday. I comparison Thessaloniki peaked at 10. If you want something in europe that will be sunny and not really cold then Malta is a good option too"}
+{"text":"What about Canary islands? They're islands and they're basically at the bottom of Morocco, so pretty low latitude. Also probably a big latinamerican community so you can dance your salsa and they speak spanish so you get your language exchange. 18 degrees right now with a low of 13 and 22 in february. That sounds perfectly human. If you're willing to travel a little further maybe the US, Florida is a good option? Basically same position in the globe, same weather. It is a 10h flight from Frankfurt to Orlando. The US is expensive and there are many poors and fent fiends and shootings, so idk if you want that."}
+{"text":"Have you considered Tunisia? cheap close to Europe no need for a visa usually very easy to interact with people if you speak French has museums, history and architecture, temples and beautiful nature (not sure about salsa and techno desu) warm I'd say either that or any Mediterranean major island would be your best option (Cyprus, Malta, Sicily, Baleares, maybe Sardinia or Corsica if you want something a little more adventurous)"}
+{"text":"What did you decide on?"}
+{"text":"I think this is japanese but the characters look more chinese. does anyone know what it says?"}
+{"text":"開運御守 Good luck charm"}
+{"text":"New bread"}
+{"text":"ah thats fine, I would only want to do it once anyway. Probably wouldn't stay longer than 5 months."}
+{"text":"Goodbye!"}
+{"text":"$2K per month isn’t enough anymore."}
+{"text":"Makati actually has a good mix of Filipino and foreign food."}
+{"text":"All the old farts I know have college age sugar babies. Why pretend it's not happening?"}
+{"text":"picking up girls on the Manila street is easy (they don't even glance at the average 30 year old incel tourist in 2025, let alone show signs of interest). This seemed to be true when I visited for 3 weeks. I got very little signs of interest from normal women in manila, totally opposite experience in bangkok."}
+{"text":"schizotard replying to himself We've been over this tardy. You get no attention because there is something terribly fucking wrong with you that you are not aware of. Nobody else with white skin above 5' 6\" and under 250lbs has your issues."}
+{"text":"95% vaccination rate tfr plummets to .8 in 5 years no domestic industry except \"having a lot of people\" Good luck with that flips."}
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+{"text":"any cat kino?"}
+{"text":"My cat dances like this"}
+{"text":"My cat doesn't dance like that"}
+{"text":"1.3 billies edition"}
+{"text":"Are you guys doing everything you can to ensure Avatar 4 & 5 get made?"}
+{"text":"I knew they did it for gay pairings, I'd never heard of it for straight couples. I think for gays it's just a tool to fulfill their perversion and romance, but for straights it's a pathology. Most of these womanchildren are already cat ladies terrified of real pregnancy after all."}
+{"text":"If I could just rewrite Avatar 2...I'd remove the Water tribe and give the Mangkwan a bigger role. We all know the reason why RDA used Recoms is because of Eywa swarm autoimmune response. So why not have the Mangkwan be like a literal brush fire that destroys all the bio-organic network of Eywa? Mangkwan raids a village, enslaves the Navis, turns some of them into Mangkwan zealots, destroys the home-tree, consumes every resource while burning the entire area and then RDA swoops in to create their base and mine the area. Effectively bypassing Eywa. And Quaritch's \"journey\" would be like a mirror of Jake, doing all the Mangkwan trials and shit but this time Varang gladly sides with the humans and adapts to human tech. To make this even more interesting place them in the opposite side of the planet so Jake won't face them until the later sequels. It's just way more interesting than RDA just using their after burners to clear the land. Like come on Cameron, there so much untapped potential but instead we got whales and shit..."}
+{"text":"performance capture."}
+{"text":"flop the movie is still going strong."}
+{"text":"If I could write, I'd do it better."}
+{"text":"Scat is fetishism towards feces, it doesn't matter how you perceive it or whether there is a sexual context to it fetishism has nothing to with sex?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but the show isn't encouraging fetishism. Depicting something =/= fetishizing it. I don't spend my time looking at my shit. Lots of normal people look when they wipe their ass because they're not deathly afraid of shit. Do you not look? So you have an unclean mystery ass. It's our body telling us there's disease in that and it's harmful to us Looking at something won't infect your eyeballs retard."}
+{"text":"so the mad king is eggs grandson and dany is his great granddaughter?"}
+{"text":"I started watching this show. Turned it off after they put a man shitting himself on screen. Not exagerating. I was bored too; do you know how low the bar is for entertainment? I already know I ran out of good stuff. however much theyre paying you, its not worth it."}
+{"text":"it doesn't matter how you perceive it or whether there is a sexual context to it By that logic every depiction of children whatsoever is pedophilic"}
+{"text":"Sounds like you don't want to stay on my aircraft."}
+{"text":"Get this hothead out of here"}
+{"text":"Was getting (you)s part of your plan?"}
+{"text":"AND HER BUSH I SHAPPOSE THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL"}
+{"text":"it's not the oldheads, it's the newfags."}
+{"text":"I went to see this movie over the weekend & had a really great time. Does that upset you?"}
+{"text":"No religion, just basedence"}
+{"text":"a movie where nothing happens is...LE GOOD"}
+{"text":"Erin Kellyman is cute and juicy"}
+{"text":"I wanted it to be exactly like the Last of Us where epic daddy & kid kill 1000 le evil zombies with *ironic* over-the-top gore! No one said that you disingenuous mutt loving faggot, 28 Years is bad because it has huge fucking tonal shift and becomes a bad A24+lifetime TV movie about a cancer mom"}
+{"text":"Tonal shifts are confusing! A24 films are confusing! It's just about a cancer mom so its boring! Filtered & you literally proved my point"}
+{"text":"*becomes the center of the star wars universe in your path"}
+{"text":"The center of an all clone bukkake blowbang"}
+{"text":"I know who I want to fuck"}
+{"text":"@grok put her in a bikini"}
+{"text":"You can just tell a bitter loser wrote this lol"}
+{"text":"Presgoy"}
+{"text":"sex worker faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag"}
+{"text":"Thunder found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, he was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat, but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew"}
+{"text":"What's Aragorn sharting policy?"}
+{"text":"explained fucking indians"}
+{"text":"Only the best"}
+{"text":"The Dragon and the Wolf That describes Jon alone."}
+{"text":"What kind of man doesn't protect and defend his wife? No man at all."}
+{"text":"Literally me except Coach"}
+{"text":"ACK"}
+{"text":"He also played Renard in The World is Not Enough"}
+{"text":"Robert Carlyle He's great in Ravenous."}
+{"text":"There is no defense against sprinters in close range. Not without ultra ideal situations like making them gas out a flight of stairs before fighting a guy wearing full covers and a riot shield with ultra favorable terrain that lets him shove infected to their deaths. They get in your hidey hole and you are probably dead unless you had masks and a massive numerical advantage. There was nothing he could do but cut his losses and make a run for it. As a matter of fact, everyone in the house should have picked a random direction that wasnt taken by anyone else and just run and hope they get lucky."}
+{"text":"to be honest Jared Leto actually is a good actor or at least he was back in the 90s and 00s. He just has a lot of shit modern roles."}
+{"text":"Didnt he buy some clothes that were props from one of his movies? i wonder where he is now"}
+{"text":"he was somewhat good in Lord of War. Laughable in Requiem, Fight Club and American Psycho don't get me started on Girl, Interrupted"}
+{"text":"If Disney adapt Ratatouile into a live action movie, Linguini or Collette will be black."}
+{"text":"This wasn't a great adaptation desu. Way too American"}
+{"text":"black girl (if attractive) = :) black girl (if ugly) = :( black man = >:("}
+{"text":"Damn right."}
+{"text":"black girl (if attractive) = :) Yeah, all 3 of them"}
+{"text":"As a fan of the hitchhiker's series I thought the movie was a well intentioned fuckup There was also a distinct gap between the stuff Adams actually wrote and the shit they wrote to make the story hang together, such as the visit to John Malkovich planet and the love story between Trillian and Arthur (in the book they dated but she was out of his league and that was that)"}
+{"text":"Who's the Zoomer Deschanel?"}
+{"text":"Sydney Sweeney"}
+{"text":"*Snowbunny Sweeney"}
+{"text":"It's so fucking funny that after just one attempt of recolonizing great britain, the world just went \"yeah no, fuck em lol\""}
+{"text":"Thats just Army of the Dead. They break into Vegas to rob a vault, Theres even special infected and an Alpha they have to fight"}
+{"text":"Yes, with a mix of Sicario and RE Mercenary mode."}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be suprised if the 28 years Russians still had a Tzar Bomba or two lying around, specifically the 100Mt Version they atleast designed"}
+{"text":"She's an asymptomatic carrier Therefore she has it and is not a target Hence the plothole because everyone else she comes in contact is a risk and there's no reason why Robert Carlyle should fuck her up when he turns, because she survived 28 weeks due to being a fucking carrier"}
+{"text":"fanfiction of fanfiction crazy"}
+{"text":"Star Trek is dead"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys get so upset that a sci-fi shows you things that are weird or unfamiliar?"}
+{"text":"This shit made no fucking sense. A holographic species? That’s fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"nobody knows, as nobody watched it"}
+{"text":"Anon believe me I fucking wish black people were unfamiliar"}
+{"text":"Because people rewatch TNG for a familiar warm blanket. New things bad."}
+{"text":"Star Trek is dead"}
+{"text":"Why do you guys get so upset that a sci-fi shows you things that are weird or unfamiliar?"}
+{"text":"This shit made no fucking sense. A holographic species? That’s fucking retarded."}
+{"text":"nobody knows, as nobody watched it"}
+{"text":"Anon believe me I fucking wish black people were unfamiliar"}
+{"text":"Because people rewatch TNG for a familiar warm blanket. New things bad."}
+{"text":"ITT actors that should be cast in roles within movies that involve giving happy endings."}
+{"text":"The respectful thing is to use a finger first"}
+{"text":"under 10 peck on the cheek or forehead 10-12 short kiss on the lips 13-15 longer, sloppier kiss (in non-sexual way) How does that look to you?"}
+{"text":"gays out"}
+{"text":"Sounds reasonable to me Of course I would do a bit more if it was socially acceptable, but it's all hypothetical"}
+{"text":"Women that look young aren't allowed to have sex because it makes me feel weird How big is your loli folder?"}
+{"text":"Drugs are demonic"}
+{"text":"actually chuds it's machine elves and not demons"}
+{"text":"blue eyes are demonic ngl"}
+{"text":"then why have i had compliments on my blue eyes"}
+{"text":"heroin doesnt make your eyes dilate. retard director ok muds"}
+{"text":"She's up next."}
+{"text":"why didn't elohim prevent the holocaust?"}
+{"text":"She looks like she smells like dog pussy. It's like 50 million retards on the internet have only masturbated to skanks their entire lives and never talked to one for 5 minutes."}
+{"text":"You tell me, you worship him (female)"}
+{"text":"That has to be AI."}
+{"text":"She’s ugly and looks like she smells"}
+{"text":"heeey"}
+{"text":"It all went to Elle fannings severed legs"}
+{"text":"Movie sucked it was predictable"}
+{"text":"Yeah, my expectations were not subverted once. I really hated how pretty much every element they introduced at one point paid off later in the film, its hack writing."}
+{"text":"I liked the part where they reattach her legs and it turns into a sick foot fetish music video."}
+{"text":"her ass might be bigger than ASR's"}
+{"text":"JOHNNY 5, NO DISASSEMBLE!!"}
+{"text":"I wish Tom Hanks would just die"}
+{"text":"Solid choices dyscalculia anon."}
+{"text":"loved a whole bunch of these in this thread but i've never watched them again since i was a kid because i want to keep the good memories. seeing them again as an adult kind of ruins them i feel."}
+{"text":"WHATEVER GOD WANTS HE KEEPS"}
+{"text":"Arthouse, classics, the list goes on... Womanslop edition. QOTD What movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like? Previous:"}
+{"text":"That's a disgusting curve."}
+{"text":"4u"}
+{"text":"the directors would rather cut corners This is why everything sucks now, the \"we'll fix it in post\" prevailing mentality."}
+{"text":"Outrage The Hitch-Hiker The Bigamist"}
+{"text":"what do we think about adult cartoons?"}
+{"text":"Cool. Gonna show my nieces Coonskin."}
+{"text":"Garbage made by and for overweight women in their late 20s who own two cats"}
+{"text":"There's something about this art style that triggers anime uncanny valley for me. One look and I just know it's a western series with a dogshit story. Can't quite put my finger on it, but I got the same feeling when I first saw the netflix devil may cry trailer"}
+{"text":"Shows for women and low-t men who frequent Barnes & Noble"}
+{"text":"100% this the Lower Decks tranny has been trying to destroy /trek/ for 5 years now because the /co/ mods closed down his shit general over there At this point they're going to need a /mlp/ tier segregation from the rest of the boards."}
+{"text":"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer."}
+{"text":"Between the agents it’s just him not being aware of the situation developing in the lobby due to disconnecting from the information feed. To the audience it’s saying smith isn’t aware of how human he’s acting. Of how he’s unaware already been infected by the human need to be free from the matrix."}
+{"text":"billions must die"}
+{"text":"it really is tho"}
+{"text":"He is an incel?"}
+{"text":"MISTER JANDERSON, welcome back. We... missed you. You like what I've done with the place?"}
+{"text":"Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast. She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production."}
+{"text":"wrong"}
+{"text":"you're a moron"}
+{"text":"The most kino body type of all time"}
+{"text":"the sasha grey"}
+{"text":"What not having sex does to a person"}
+{"text":"How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?"}
+{"text":"Like I said, it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. The Jedi always feared Anakin’s power. Because they feared him, they never quite trusted him. Because they never trusted him, Anakin grew increasingly disillusioned with their teachings which led him down a path to the dark side."}
+{"text":"Nope, Palpatine lost fair and square in the Lightsaber duel. That was what he expected to happen. Then him and Mace were locked in a stalemate when Anakin arrived, which is what he wanted. THEN he acted weak when he wasn't, so Anakin would cut Mace's hand off and end the stalemate This isn't difficult to understand or at least it shouldn't be Palpatine didn't throw the lightsaber fight, he feigned weakness after being legitimately defeated because that was the entire Keikaku to begin with"}
+{"text":"I think he was a bad apple from the start no matter what. Even if they had given him everything he wanted he still would have gone bad."}
+{"text":"If Palpatine had defeated Windu on the fight before Anakin barged in Anakin would have fought Palpatine and would have either lost and died or would have apprehended him. He wouldn´t have turned if he had been free to do as he wanted. The whole situation had to happen as it did to meet the conditions for Anakin´s fall. Windu is the last one standing because that´s what Palpatine wanted. He probably foresaw the events or had some knowledge of the prophecy the Jedi lacked. We will never know, what it´s clear is that the whole thing was under his control the whole time."}
+{"text":"Were that the case, he wouldn’t have sold Palps out to the council when he discovered that he was a Sith. That in spite of the fact that Palps kept offering him candy while the Jedi had done nothing but look down on him."}
+{"text":"Kdrama General - Figh-ting Edition Previous thread Charts: Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01U Thriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n Older dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckyS Torrents: Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw"}
+{"text":"gibs me DAT Lady Han, I pledge my life to you and our family."}
+{"text":"but for real, isn't Song Kang still single and he just finished his military service? Lady Han, get to baby making with your Nevertheless costar and have beautiful babies. I'll be your #1 fan."}
+{"text":"Kim Terry is time to pay the bills, pick a fucking script already"}
+{"text":"90% of it is written by women for women If you need help transitioning you are in the wrong thread, faggot"}
+{"text":"JOSH?!"}
+{"text":"The into the wild guy died for a very similar reason. could have just followed the river and found a bridge. he decided to swim half way across the river and then turn back, the literal worst thing he could have done. was dead not long after"}
+{"text":"i'm only posting in this thread to remind zoomers that this type of found footage movie hadn't really been made before which is part of why it was such a big deal"}
+{"text":"My friends and I thought this movie was real (it was marketed as irl found footage) so we took guns and a tent to the forest. Had the time of my life shooting trees whilst yelling “FUCK YOU BITCH WITCH!” Good times."}
+{"text":"allowing homos to steal perfectly normal words That’s on you."}
+{"text":"By the time the map was gone they were trapped by the witch. Sort of like how Silent Hill has the foggy world."}
+{"text":"Why is this movie so fucking horny?"}
+{"text":"OP here. /thread. Kek'd harder at this than I've kek'd at anything on 4chan."}
+{"text":"Undiscovered Country literally had Spock mind-raping another Vulcan."}
+{"text":"there is literally a space vagina inside Vger when spock does his spacewalk wtf this movie was rated G when it came out in 1979"}
+{"text":"Star Trek 4 had a giant black cock that came to earth to talk to whales."}
+{"text":"Roddenberry duh"}
+{"text":"The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wall At least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is there looking for them to eat them or something, not just them STANDING because it may be confused for a silly prank"}
+{"text":"imagine going on a camping date with her in the forest"}
+{"text":"I believe that was the short timeframe kids were most likely to check other channels and maybe stay there. it was tik tok esque attention grabbing before its time, but they really put a lot of effort in. they probably didn't realize subway surfers would suffice"}
+{"text":"But the cameraman forgot to pan to the left and the scene was not reshot. damn that must have been frustrating as hell. like picrel. Sigourney Weaver made the shot, cool. but if you watch the behind-the-scenes footage, Ron Perlman immediately breaks character and cheers. they just had to edit around it."}
+{"text":"if you're like me, you probably had more imagination when you were younger and your mind filled in more of the blanks than it does now. I still have a fondness for the movie, though"}
+{"text":"Welcome... to SeaBassic Park!"}
+{"text":"that's a big sea bass"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I didn't like a Lynch film Wtf dude? Did you even try watching it on acid bro Top kek, why are midwit Lynch druggies like this?"}
+{"text":"Have you tried drinking heavily? Honestly, I am not trying to be an asshole. Do you exercise? There are old wive's tales of people just dying because they don't sleep but I can't believe a person doesn't pass out. Come to Quincy, brother, I will get you so drunk you will sleep for 16 hours, 200% money back guarantee."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I didn't like a Lynch film Wtf dude? Did you even try watching it while unconscious?"}
+{"text":"I am thirdie. So don't know any hypnotists here. But I think I'll get my blood work done and start from there. One of my friends cured their insom ia with a testosterone boost. It's worth a shot."}
+{"text":"There weren't any filler episodes in season 1 you dumbass."}
+{"text":"I don't drink and I am sure we are from different countries. Anyway, at this point I'll try anything weed, alcohol, etc... I am physically sick from the insomnia. I used to exercise but I had a back injury then I stopped. Too depressed and too poor to afford a high protein diet anyway."}
+{"text":"bimbo milf ali later HOLYSHIT"}
+{"text":"oh ok satan"}
+{"text":"Makes sense. I remember her being almost completely flat in heroes."}
+{"text":"I am willing to pay an untold amount of money to watch these two lez out for a full hour in sweaty, passionate sex, either in-character or out of character."}
+{"text":"God I'd do this woman at every stage of her career."}
+{"text":"that's pretty much all of them"}
+{"text":"What's next for Jonathan Bailey's career?"}
+{"text":"I watched Jurassic World Rebirth, couldn’t tell he was gay."}
+{"text":"me in the bag"}
+{"text":"Successful gay actors know you actually play the point of a role, not just using roles to look pretty and inject gay subtext as \"rebellion\" when it's irrelevant or downplaying more relevant points about the role. Missing the larger points is why people are tired of gayslop infecting every subject."}
+{"text":"Boomers says shit like this but would start hating on Dicaprio if he came out of the closet today."}
+{"text":"all actors get fucked in the ass so it’s a pointless distinction"}
+{"text":"Terrible, yes, but great."}
+{"text":"I feel like a lot of anonymous and even non anonymous debate is I'm being wilfully obtuse"}
+{"text":"Implying etymology, the origin of words, doesn't delineate intent Nta but you're retarded"}
+{"text":"Esl-kun, I..."}
+{"text":"How come John Hurt wasn't cast for any of the Harry Potter movies, he seems like he could've been a character."}
+{"text":"They changed the original title from Philopsher Stone to Sorcerer Stone because publishers correctly assumed that Americans were too dumb and didnt know what Philopsher meant Fify"}
+{"text":"Does he ever play someone that's not a cunt?"}
+{"text":"He wasn't a cunt in Deadwood. He was a fag though."}
+{"text":"His character in Deadwood was only a bit of a cunt"}
+{"text":"super troopers man"}
+{"text":"been looking for a recording of his Titus Andronicus\" for years must be amazing"}
+{"text":"He was a good guy in The Long Kiss Goodnight but he was still cranky and sarcastic"}
+{"text":"It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know."}
+{"text":"Women really are fucking worthless when left to their own devices."}
+{"text":"Just don't get obese and be generally nice, some dude will find that attractive and its a wrap."}
+{"text":"being with a non-virgin Why would any man ever do this to himself?"}
+{"text":"make big hollywood blockbuster movie about how everything is men's fault still pause your movie so your roastie-insert can complain about women being blamed for everything"}
+{"text":"he thinks it's sbout what men want You lost before you even began."}
+{"text":"Space Nazis edition previously on /trek/:"}
+{"text":"I am more concerned with eating cereal dry without milk."}
+{"text":"The logistics are too complicated with canadian bagged milk"}
+{"text":"You deserve it. Tripfags get the rope, Nar ag Tim Tam."}
+{"text":"I almost never post with my trip anymore, though. Are you trying to get me to become a more cancerous poster or something? I suppose I can try"}
+{"text":"This feels like a forced meme based off ignorance."}
+{"text":"Hotel?"}
+{"text":"I will never forgive him for replacing that cute oz chick"}
+{"text":"HE DID NOT CHECK TRIVAGO!"}
+{"text":"You are fucking stupid."}
+{"text":"Veneers?"}
+{"text":"I know a girl who kind of looks like this and she is absolutely crazy but she is also funny so I might soon be ruining my life."}
+{"text":"that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs"}
+{"text":"Vodka has no calories dude. Are you confusing it with beer?"}
+{"text":"I literally just googled the guy cause I assumed he died. Instead he's healthier and alive."}
+{"text":"ethanol has about .04 calories per ml per proof."}
+{"text":"this thing I bring up every thread? uh i just organically did that and i'm totally not OP keep doing this. posterIDs and/or flags should've been implemented on every board the second US posters became a minority."}
+{"text":"the second US posters became a minority. 10 years ago? You'd still complain"}
+{"text":"& anons make assumptions about your personality"}
+{"text":"Why did it fuck up his stomach so bad?"}
+{"text":"My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt \"weird\" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum. For me, its the obvious one. Nala."}
+{"text":"Some writer just discovered what the name of a group of sharks is"}
+{"text":"It is a pretty gnarly name."}
+{"text":"I learned it from reading Shark Wars."}
+{"text":"I'm from cape cod and never heard this before lol"}
+{"text":"Sylar kill cat"}
+{"text":"cats don't even have powers for him to ste-"}
+{"text":"supposed to be an autistic incel actually incredibly handsome and fucked Veronica Mars What were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"we've gone off the idea that autism has a 'look' to it, it's seen as politically incorrect or scientifically debunked. but of course it does. world's gone mad."}
+{"text":"david smith, the ungle tom jew"}
+{"text":"lel"}
+{"text":"This december I got dumped and it was my first relationship where I was the dumped instead of the dumper (dont recommend getting dumped, it's not fun). This thread is making me feel better about how I've managed to deal with that, despite doing shit like taking a month to get rid of the wine she brought last time she was at my place, I whenever I grabbed the bottle I went \"god, how did I fumble that\" and put it back instead of putting it in the trash. thanks anons."}
+{"text":"Always on your feet, 200k steps a week when I was working in a kitchen.. Add on top of that you're moving boiling pots around on an oil covered floor in a cramped room with other people. It's harder than most military jobs and I've seen someone get permanent scarring in one side of their face because they left an oil sprayer by an open flame for 1 min."}
+{"text":"The civvies will never get it. Semper fry comrade."}
+{"text":"Doesn't trust the government Works for the government ???"}
+{"text":"being a freelance supernaturalist doesn’t pay the bills"}
+{"text":"this fucking loser worked some bullshit office job talks like he's played mahjong with aliens at area 51"}
+{"text":"its because he works for the FBI he knows they cant be trusted"}
+{"text":"I work in the music industry and you wouldnt believe how much of it is just industry plants, or maybe you would."}
+{"text":"Not like it'd make a difference considering his activities. ?"}
+{"text":"I GAPED Ted"}
+{"text":"What did we think of Cocaine Bear? Did Elizabeth Banks do a good job directing?"}
+{"text":"Would she be playing JigShe or just directing?"}
+{"text":"I don't often accuse someone of this but you're one singular person and a shill, and why you'd shill so poorly here is beyond me, you must be new, you should demand a pay raise citing the stress these virtual conversations have caused you"}
+{"text":"It seems like viral marketing is heating up for a new Blair Witch. I could see her directing that if she doesn't land the Saw big."}
+{"text":"Nope."}
+{"text":"Fucked up that they'd pay two of you for work one person could do"}
+{"text":"Is he The Courier?"}
+{"text":"I liked it when he was just a side guy who saw what was happening on the periphery mark my words, there's going to be a stupid twist that reveals he could have potentially prevented the war himself or some other dumb shit"}
+{"text":"Texas has Fallout BOS lore that no one really care about since it's a shit game"}
+{"text":"speech checks you to death"}
+{"text":"That's not Caesar"}
+{"text":"He's the only full non-feral ghoul we've seen in the show I think, the only difference between him and the fallout 4 ghouls is the eyes"}
+{"text":"the writer's barely disguised fetish"}
+{"text":"Goddess"}
+{"text":"50ft woman remake lame cgi instead of kino forced perspective hope the growth scene is good though"}
+{"text":"Just need extreme close ups and claymation people"}
+{"text":"I love that scene. I love thinking about her beautiful body breaking down in that prehistoric monster's stomach and being turned into dinosaur doo doo. I love that he's character was engaged and that her fiance will have to get a phone call telling him \"Sorry sir, your girl got eaten by a mosasaur, she's definitely chunks of awuatic shit floating in the aquarium now \" Maybe they even find the engagement ring still on a mushy poop and bone finger in the tank. That would be just swell."}
+{"text":"claymation now I want a claymation growth scene. the thought of a doll getting more and more clay around her whilst getting bigger is very hot."}
+{"text":"Nice of him to do a video with his great granddaughter."}
+{"text":"I think it's kind of cute. Wild eyebrows on him though."}
+{"text":"Coppola would never"}
+{"text":"made me smile I still think he's a hack"}
+{"text":"Dr Pavel. I'm CIA"}
+{"text":"Cast him"}
+{"text":"What are some Christian esoteric kinos?"}
+{"text":"Strange visitors in ancient texts are often depicted with red hair."}
+{"text":"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. What did he mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Beat me to it."}
+{"text":"Logically, I assumed he's just fucking with Marty in a last-ditch effort to manipulate him since he sees him as a retarded child. However, it's a better story if he's actually a vampire and Safdie just threw that in there for a laugh"}
+{"text":"Subtle reference to this guy"}
+{"text":"I wont watch this movie because he is in it"}
+{"text":"this plus Sinners are a new genre where you make a grounded drama for 70% of the running time, then just throw vampires or werewolves in at the end and tell the media its a metaphor for some bullshit, idk, imperialism or whatever. screencap this post, the 2027 awards season is going to be suffocated with this shit."}
+{"text":"The average quality of the Late Night Comedy genre goes to absolute shit when Bill Maher and Real Time are on break and Jimmy Kimmel is still on the air. The good news is that Real Time is confirmed for seasons 24 and 25 but it feels like it is going to be a very long wait for 24..."}
+{"text":"Bill Maher shits all over him. No wonder they are feuding."}
+{"text":"You have to give Bill Maher credit for basically publicly calling out Kimmel and his wife on his show."}
+{"text":"Is this really the best young Hollywood can do right now?"}
+{"text":"I am shocked this thread is still up. Snoodtranny must've ACK!'d himself. SAD!"}
+{"text":"pretty green eyes"}
+{"text":"isn't she 25?"}
+{"text":"Child coded"}
+{"text":"After appearances in legacy franchises like Star Wars (Solo), Willow (TV Series), MCU (Falcon & Winter Soldier) & now the \"28\" Film Series (Bone Temple) it appears things are only heating up more for the 27 year old starlet! What's next for her /TV/?"}
+{"text":"She's second from left in the pic btw"}
+{"text":"starlet Surely there is nobody under the age of 35 in this image"}
+{"text":"ITT: Dishonest Filmmaking"}
+{"text":"This pretty warehouse would cost easily 10 billy to construct adjusted for inflation. The same as an aircraft carrier or a world-class massive skyscraper. I'm glad it exists but there's a reason why they don't make them like they used to and it's not to spite Chuds."}
+{"text":"Macron is such a globohomo evil faggot, holy shit."}
+{"text":"I think this whole movie was filmed in one abandoned warehouse they also dressed up as a parking garage/house when needed"}
+{"text":"dishonest shitposting"}
+{"text":"snarky girlboss talk to the legate"}
+{"text":"Redlettermedia's skits have weirdly large budgets these days."}
+{"text":"ghouls are all going to be feral or need drugs Not true at all."}
+{"text":"pissi cuckitini"}
+{"text":"THEY DIDNT HAVE FLATTOPS IN POSTAPOCALYPTIC ROME!!!"}
+{"text":"Why don't they rape her. Caesar's legions loved to rape women during the Gallic campaign. I have never played a Fallout game."}
+{"text":"what happened to the male gaze?"}
+{"text":"But there are many options. Use a body double, use cgi, use pushup bras and stuffed panties. They did that for Cameron Diaz, they used double for Margaret Qualley, cgi for all avatar actors who obviously don't body match the characters they reference. There's no excuse."}
+{"text":"i'n convinced she is a mossad asset if sorts"}
+{"text":"This is not true. My ex girlfriend used to grab my butt during sex and it was just awkward. She just wanted to make me feel weird. It's completely gay to even want anything to do with your butt be it with a man or a woman. The male butt, my butt specifically, is sacred territory not to be tarnished by impure sexual thoughts or acts. If you think anything else other than this, then you are a homosexual. That's it."}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"Is he just rubbing her butt? Kek, she probably farted on him"}
+{"text":"IT'S DUNK"}
+{"text":"Why does those webm never work"}
+{"text":"You know, for kids."}
+{"text":"Not sure if it’s weirder that they got Pacino to do this movie or that he didn’t phone it in"}
+{"text":"my thoughts on ASOIAF"}
+{"text":"Kino will never be the same."}
+{"text":"i have LG and they won't support it apparently"}
+{"text":"Amazon still support it, as do AppleTV+. I don't know what percentage of TVs sold are Samsung, but I'd imagine it's still pretty high. Dunno why streaming services don't just offer both formats."}
+{"text":"Samsung is the bestselling TV brand, but yeah, their premium HDR is not nearly as widely used as Dolby Vision. The whole reason they use HDR10 is that it's free, and for Dolby Vision they'd have to pay Dolby a royalty. When you put it that way I wonder why other manufacturers don't support it in their TVs. Not this year at least. I'd guess next year's models probably will."}
+{"text":"Knowing Dolby they likely designed Vision in such a way that there's a time-saving through line from how the studios master for real theaters that translates directly to the home theater spec"}
+{"text":"That makes sense. DV is prevalent enough that it would pretty much stop me from considering a Samsung when I'm ready to upgrade. I do love my LG, I only have minor nitpicks, but I might look at a Sony for my next TV since they apparently have the best image processing, and their TVs are the gold standard for picture accuracy out of the box."}
+{"text":"She should star in a Tarantino movie. I'd watch that."}
+{"text":"eating red meat is as bad for you as smoking oy vey!"}
+{"text":"t. rob"}
+{"text":"Dunno about \"as bad\" or not, but it's still bad. It's scientifically proven. Not just red meat. Shit you drink on regular like energy drinks, or fizzy drinks. All the garbage you eat. All that are carcinogens. I'll smoke as much as I want until it interferes with my daily life. I smoke like 10 cigs a day and never had an issue. Do checkups every year I'm healthy as a bull. All males in my family smoked. NO ONE had ANY CANCER related to smoking. My grandpa died of prostate cancer, another one with dementia. I WILL consume tobacco."}
+{"text":"I don't get why people always talk about cancer with cigarettes as if the main concerns weren't the shitty smell and the tar in your lungs. It also dulls your sense of smell and of taste and it does a variety of other bad things to your body. Yeah plenty of people still get to a ripe old age despite smoking, but that hardly says much when people live past 80 while being obese nowadays. Cigarettes are obviously unhealthy in many ways, you are free to choose to smoke them anyway and take the risk (like you said it's unlikely to straight up kill you) but I for one am happy that it has become less common and more regulated because being in an enclosed space full of smokers is fucking disgusting and having to breath in their second hand shit makes me feel ill"}
+{"text":"Really pretty but has the body of a high school girl that hasn't reached puberty yet, but I guess this is a pro among producers."}
+{"text":"CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR"}
+{"text":"Fucking hell."}
+{"text":"I'll look into it"}
+{"text":"regular politician is somehow more loathsome and contempible than the roving gang of drug-dealing murderer cops They truly are vile creatures"}
+{"text":"Doesn't yell for help when the cops were outside I don't want to victim blame but the junkies would have run not shot him"}
+{"text":"I'll suck it."}
+{"text":"assinvader"}
+{"text":"Avatar 3 is incredible and I will be seeing it again this week because a great action movie probably won't be released until Avatar 4. Is JimC basically the only good director still working?"}
+{"text":"Who, the director of Piranha 2?"}
+{"text":"I'm glad you found a purpose in life, even if it is sucking shit from an ass."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's him."}
+{"text":"Do you like blue girls Me, I fuckin love them Those bluggers"}
+{"text":"Michael Bay's directing career died because of redditors, so Jimmy's the only one left capable of epic action"}
+{"text":"I'm so old... this country ain't for me..."}
+{"text":"he didn't say that"}
+{"text":"bruh shut yo cryin dumb ass up this aint sheit you just a bitch"}
+{"text":"so there’s “No” “Country” “For” “Old” “Men”? ha i get it even if these other idiots don’t"}
+{"text":"This is the part where the whole thing makes sense... because it isn't... \"No Country for Old Man\""}
+{"text":"this scene makes a lot more sense once you realize his wife is just a figment of his imagination"}
+{"text":"Kim Basinger in a Feb 27, 2025 Variety interview, on her *8 Mile* scenes with Eminem: ‘When Marshall and I started doing these really heavy tough scenes, I remember saying, “This is only a movie. We’re only pretending, but we have to go for it. Let’s just go for it. I’m going to say some things and it’s going to be horrible and I’m going to keep saying them and they’re going to come out of my mouth. I think we were kind of like two fighters in a ring,” she says of playing the abusive single mother. “To have someone that talented and to have someone that you would have thought had a huge ego, would puff up himself and have an entourage and everything around him, he had some of the nicest people surrounding him that I’ve ever known. There’s nobody in the world like him.”’"}
+{"text":"I don't care how good or bad an actress she is, she earned that lactating titty jiggle Oscar for \"LA Confidential\""}
+{"text":"Gassing him up, jfc"}
+{"text":"absolutely"}
+{"text":"Real Kim was really fucking hot in her day"}
+{"text":"deleted scene or outtake?"}
+{"text":"If you havent seen this you shouldnt be allowed to post here or anywhere else"}
+{"text":"ayy lmao"}
+{"text":"Go watch Nukie first"}
+{"text":"Fuck you."}
+{"text":"Shove your uncslop up your ass old bitch"}
+{"text":"Not the webm I thought it was but I don't know what I have the kid going off the cliff webm saved as."}
+{"text":"so basically, the smartest people working the most difficult jobs are actually morons. Anyways, time for me to go back to my job making marvelslop that my film exec parents got me (nepobaby). Did I mention I’m a drug addict?"}
+{"text":"wall street the smartest people working the most difficult jobs"}
+{"text":"PETER PRINCIPLE, look it up. Ayn Rand was right about how eventually management diverges from labor to be an extremely hostile dynamic of exploitation."}
+{"text":"Makers of these \"exposes\" don't put their money where their mouth is. Limited hangouts = PR"}
+{"text":"three eights that's his height"}
+{"text":"remote austrian the fuck does that mean?"}
+{"text":"What are your favorite movies for small talk with new people?"}
+{"text":"Bloodsport"}
+{"text":"Caligula"}
+{"text":"fixed"}
+{"text":"Non-American here, what's the best thing to get at Raising Cane's?"}
+{"text":"I'm a nordick snownigger so small talk doesn't exist"}
+{"text":"was he really so strong despite having no legs"}
+{"text":"gdp minus datacenters is hovering around 0%"}
+{"text":"how much seamen should a captain have?"}
+{"text":"Keira was 17 in the 1st movie and 16 in Dr Zhivago when she had a sex sex scene where she was naked and 15 in The Hole where she was topless and also a scene where she went into the boys locker room and showers and several of them were full frontal nude in front of her. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts? I'm going to have a wank now"}
+{"text":"That's gay"}
+{"text":"CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY"}
+{"text":"he won't watch the highest rated narrative miniseries of 2025 because emotions are for women and he hates his mother or something idk"}
+{"text":"fpbp"}
+{"text":"why do you think you deserve an answer? you’re like an indian demanding to be knowing what movie is the better than barehanabashi 2006 which is to be having the 9.8 on the imdb. we know you “people” vastly overrate shit from your own countries anywhere you can establish a dominant online presence. Also after having seen some Korean media (mostly Chan-wook Park movies) I can’t get over the general disgust in hearing your language. His movies have very distinct variations between verbal mannerisms of the characters and most of the characters are low/zero class, so ending everything with that mouth-agape slackjawed “waaah” makes sense. But once you get away from Park more and more characters vocalize that way and it’s just annoying, all the characters sound like they’re retarded."}
+{"text":"The fact it’s bad is what makes it bad."}
+{"text":"Chernobyl, Deadwood, The Terror, The Young Pope, Generation Kill. It's true Asian entertainment has a general lack of masculinity and gravitas. Even their videogames have lost all of their hotblood. Korea is probably the leader in being fully feminized. Their women seem very weak, so I don't know why we should all bow down and worship them."}
+{"text":"You know what.. He's more right than wrong."}
+{"text":"Byl Holte didn't create anything."}
+{"text":"He missed Transformers, Halo, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Doom, Warhammer, Gears of War off the top of my head"}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"wtf is this"}
+{"text":"The Flash"}
+{"text":"GO GREEN RANGER GO!"}
+{"text":"Burai dies Tommy lives and become the leader Shiro Izumi is alive and well Jason David Frank killed himself Funny how things work"}
+{"text":"In retrospect, this is a pretty great \"Tommy's last battle,\" all things considered."}
+{"text":"This really just isn't ever happening, is it? They really missed the chance to release this either in the last wave of Rangers nostalgia or after the news of his death."}
+{"text":"What was his name again?"}
+{"text":"Fitting because she got \"crushed\" in a car accident"}
+{"text":"brother says some fucked up shit about life being pointless and waiting to die and his penis not working lmao"}
+{"text":"this was a great docukino"}
+{"text":"We never meet Bob's sisters because they refused to be interviewed and you almost get the sense they were dull straitlaced women"}
+{"text":"It's interesting how mental illness manifests differently in men and women. Most mental illness passes down through the female line, because the men who are severely deranged just don't manage to procreate, but the women will often still end up being courted and getting married and having kids. One of Robert's sisters was an alcoholic if I recall correctly. There was/is a fan website where Robert wrote a few articles about his family members and gives more information than what's in the movie. I don't remember what it was called now."}
+{"text":"incorrect. If anon was a fucked up autist unable to sympathize with people he would be unable to sympathize and therefore couldn't have given that answer"}
+{"text":"TAKE IT ALL"}
+{"text":"This show is comfy as fuck. Nothing like snuggling up with the gf, fast forwarding the shitty challenges, and spouting half baked theories about bigbrain theories. Shame that this seasons basically over as the traitors has btfo everyone. Seems the only hope is the Rachel/Stephen combo being so obvious, they're all just riding em to the final, and we've been editfaced."}
+{"text":"It's a very bare bones version of the mafia or werewolf game, of which as you say there are many roles making gameplay more tactical and above all, interesting."}
+{"text":"It's part of the design of the game that traitors kill the smart players, so you'll usually have dummies in the end game"}
+{"text":"if you're going to name a traitor and stake your whole game on it, maybe don't throw four other names into the mix"}
+{"text":"They've been much better at voting out Traitors than the Celebs were."}
+{"text":"Yeah she absolutely cracked under pressure towards the end. Iirc she ended up panicky spluttering out that she thinks there's 5 traitors or something ridiculous."}
+{"text":"agua mineral con burbujas"}
+{"text":"vodka martini... agitado...no revuelto... por favor"}
+{"text":"There ain't no low-bows"}
+{"text":"ain't no bull sharks"}
+{"text":"I ain't no bitch chef"}
+{"text":"gimme an Ultra and a shot of tequila"}
+{"text":"New we wuz just dropped"}
+{"text":"Ted Danson used to lick this thing's pussy. Hollywood is truly a sick place full of sick people."}
+{"text":"Yes. That's who always does the WE WUZing"}
+{"text":"Oh thank God you were here to correct the record. I almost had to think for myself for a minute"}
+{"text":"wikipedia this"}
+{"text":"politicians being backstabbers You don't say? And wasn't it Hitler who stripped Goring of all his offices? He still had the balls to face the subsequent kangaroo court. Hitler had V2 rockets and Sarin gas, he could've exterminated London with this, but chose no to go the WMD route. If he was so serious about fighting to the last man why was this the case? West Germany sheltered tons of nazis and quickly became Europe's strongest economy again. Up to the 1960s any German who wanted could easily leave East Germany and migrate to the west. Why should they have chosen the different route, where they resist to the last, Germany entirely being eradicated from the map? The latter might have been more \"honorable\", but clearly the former was more appealing and rational. It's easier for shitholes like Afghanistan that have literally nothing to lose."}
+{"text":"Calls her brother a nigger right in front of her She still fucks him"}
+{"text":"Calogero and Jane forever"}
+{"text":"they had good chemistry i wonder if he tapped that choco taco"}
+{"text":"On December 20, 2009, Brittany Murphy died at age 32 under disputed circumstances. The coroner's verdict stated that the cause of death was pneumonia, exacerbated by anemia and addiction to several prescription medications. Five months after her death, her husband, Simon Monjack, died of the same causes as her."}
+{"text":"what would they mention, how she's dead now?"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"She was a very sexy woman. That mischievous glint in her eye."}
+{"text":"Aids"}
+{"text":"which medications was she addicted to?"}
+{"text":"I've recently started watching Japanese and Korean variety shows. Why is this kind of show so popular in Asia but nonexistent in America?"}
+{"text":"The other part is that Americans really like bending the rules as much as possible. If you watch things like the MTV version of Silent Library, you can see them trying their best to get out of punishments in a non-endearing way. It's a cultural thing."}
+{"text":"The grind of their \"stand up\" is much longer, cos the concept of apprenticeship + comedy as a skill/craft is dead in US (due to the pump + dump mentality driven by pure hype that deindustrialization devolved into?) They actually have to be funny and have some kind of group dynamic to keep ppl watching."}
+{"text":"Its this. Its why the OG Japanese iron chef is amazing and the western spins offs are garbage"}
+{"text":"You're judging an entire country based on an MTV show? Then the people calling for abiding by the laws + dissing a 2-tiered justice are an extreme minority? Ignorant or psyop shill."}
+{"text":"Nigger, have you ever watched mutts get arrested? You were going 75 in a 25 and are clearly intoxicated. MUH FREEZE PEACH! MUH RIGHTS! MUH LAWSUIT! We saw that dumb cunt get deservedly domed in Minnesota and mutts still try to justify her dumbass"}
+{"text":"Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?"}
+{"text":"russia is the most fake trad country ever"}
+{"text":"Proofs?"}
+{"text":"women arent the ones watching it over there"}
+{"text":"On Kinopoisk, the Russian equivalent of Rotten Tomatoes, Heated Rivalry has a rating of 8.6; Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, listed as the two most popular series on the platform, both have ratings of 8.3."}
+{"text":"anyone watching this faggot trash is too stupid to pirate Except for butt piracy, of course. Turd burglary and ass banditry. Hersey-highway robbery."}
+{"text":"YOU GRAPED HER YOU UNALIVED HER CHILDREN"}
+{"text":"Extremely grim."}
+{"text":"being disrespectful as fuck to actual victims for shekels is now chudcore Grim…"}
+{"text":"saying this while sounding like a 4chan AI bot i'm sorry is this a comedy bit? where the cameras at?"}
+{"text":"concern trolling about the sanctity of death and rape on 4chan of all places Damn, /tv/ really got its balls cut off in the past few years huh..."}
+{"text":"I have nearly 600 contributions to IMDB. NGL tho sometimes when I'm bored I'll go make up random plausible sounding trivia for a TV show or movie just to see how prolific it gets. One has over 1,000 likes and one has made it on over a dozen 'movie facts' lists lol"}
+{"text":"Aesthetics is dead. But I thought le good guys won the culture war??"}
+{"text":"modern ST can't do sets that look like tangible spaces that real people live in. Everything looks like a sci-fi themed nightclub"}
+{"text":"If the system that holds the nacelles in place gets damaged do they just float off into space?"}
+{"text":"Paramount belongs to the technojew who's going to rule over Gaza. The purpose of that company isn't to make money it's to keep the goyim sedated."}
+{"text":"100% of that show is an eyesore. And it literally would be on the eyes. Everything and everyone looks horrid."}
+{"text":"Oof, it's like those japs who thought they were still fighting ww2 like 20 years after the war ended."}
+{"text":"Play John Maus"}
+{"text":"Play death grips"}
+{"text":"Guillotine!"}
+{"text":"play the theme from the X-Files"}
+{"text":"There's my teacher. I think I'll fuck with him."}
+{"text":"What’s next for Jacob Tremblay?"}
+{"text":"That better be his father"}
+{"text":"DUDE, MAGIC IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY REAL AND NOT JUST TRICKS LMAO"}
+{"text":"this anon knows"}
+{"text":"The Illusionist is about getting Biel's butt"}
+{"text":"I could see it being a trick but how do you explain the dead body getting bale arrested?"}
+{"text":"Essentially correct"}
+{"text":"It was Joe Root."}
+{"text":"MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY"}
+{"text":"What a little slut"}
+{"text":"This was insanely racist looking back"}
+{"text":"MY GYM PARTNER’S A NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"}
+{"text":"I wish I could go back to that time. Or even earlier."}
+{"text":"At least no one voted for him"}
+{"text":"Honestly ? he was mediocre, there are worse in the American Tolkien books..."}
+{"text":"surprisingly good for a sketch character turned long form. I can't think of anything else that did it as well Wayne's World?"}
+{"text":"God you're very right. I didn't have snl growing up, so I genuinely forgot. goes to show how good they did it because I loved that film having never seen a sketch until after"}
+{"text":"Mr. Bean is an alien."}
+{"text":"She was in milk truk kino where some guy drinks her booby milk on a train Confirmed canon by the cartoon"}
+{"text":"brown uncslop"}
+{"text":"this movie was p fucking cool"}
+{"text":"it was an origin story that came out 5 years later than it should have there should have been stuff set post-Fury Road in it, because the movie had zero stakes"}
+{"text":"she was the only good thing about it."}
+{"text":"the war rig and bullet farm scenes blew me away, not to sound like a fag and I thought the costumes and vehicles were badass"}
+{"text":"not to sound like a fag You zoomies can't seem to help it."}
+{"text":"Rumor is it's Nova."}
+{"text":"Nigga they boutta make Doomsday sybau"}
+{"text":"Who is still watching this shit?"}
+{"text":"That's actually a good question. Where is Marvel's current audience?"}
+{"text":"When Rhomann Dey, the last surviving member of planet Xandar's elite peacekeeping force, the Nova Corps, is dying, he selects New York student Richard Rider to replace him. Rider is given the uniform and powers of a Nova Centurion, but little instruction on how to use them. Calling himself Nova, Rider becomes a superhero. When the Nova Corps is reformed, he receives the rank of Centurion Prime. Rider is summoned to Xandar when the Nova Corps is mobilized to respond to the Annihilation Wave, an invading force from the Negative Zone led by Annihilus. The wave decimates Xandar and the Nova Corps in a surprise attack. As the only surviving centurion, Rider makes contact with the Xandarian Worldmind, a living supercomputer that oversees Xander and regulates the Nova Force. The Worldmind uploads itself and the entire Nova Force into Rider, greatly enhancing his abilities. During the Annihilation War, Rider takes command of the alliance against Annihilus and resists the Wave's advance across the galaxy for a year, then leads a small team into the Wave's conquered territory and eventually engages Annihilus in personal combat, killing him."}
+{"text":"I quite like him, he seems like a decent chappie in interviews."}
+{"text":"The 90s stockbrokers jews ripping off dumb rich people was more entertaining than the autistic sperg jew funded by DARPA."}
+{"text":"The wolf of wallstreet was more entertaining but I think the social network is a better film."}
+{"text":"SOOOORRRY MY PRADA IS AT THE CLEANER'S"}
+{"text":"The Social Network is a far better movie I don't even know why you're comparing them. It's like comparing Andrew Tate to John Pierpont Morgan. A better comparison would be Faceberg Movie vs. Ligma Movie, but I still think the Social Network clears, as quotable as \"I play the orchestra\" is."}
+{"text":"his project no he is very clearly obsessed with success at any cost, the project is a side thing that he doesnt even want to monetize because it would lose popularity."}
+{"text":"Batman's statement is 100% correct. Making it incorrect requires changing the parameters of the statement."}
+{"text":"Why are you terminally direction-brained?"}
+{"text":"oh brother"}
+{"text":"What if I kill seven killers"}
+{"text":"Honestly the better explanation for why he doesn’t kill is because he is a vigilante and killing to many criminals will bring major heat from the law on him as he is not an agent of the justice system and doesn’t have the authority to kill"}
+{"text":"i kill 2 killers"}
+{"text":"check the early life section on Wikipedia Every time."}
+{"text":"famous Israeli Natalie Herhlasg is jewish?"}
+{"text":"seethe stupid faggot"}
+{"text":"Gets 3 million dollars (more coming later) Is old as fuck His only hobby is reading the newspaper Hates being outside What exactly was chuck going to do with all that money?"}
+{"text":"He didn't want the money, he wanted Howard to back down and stop trying to force him into retirement. Then he would just drop the lawsuit."}
+{"text":"331 Days Until DOOMSDAY"}
+{"text":"oh i wasn't aware this was /tv/ - Theme Parks"}
+{"text":"What's the point of hiring RDJ if hes not actually going to \"appear\"? You could replace him with anyone else and it would be fine. Half his appeal is his looks"}
+{"text":"He's very obviously going to show his face. Disney did not pay him $100 million dollars for doomsday and secret wars to NOT show his face. Sure in the poster he will have likely have his mask on but at some point during the marketing he will show his face."}
+{"text":"its not like disney is going to stop paying him before the movie premiers"}
+{"text":"retconning the spider-man 2 sacrifice is a shit decision. yes he got fixed in no way home but he also got fixed in spider-man 2 that's what made the sacrifice possible in the first place."}
+{"text":"ACTION STATIONS ACTION STATIONS SET CONDITION ONE THROUGHOUT THE THREAD"}
+{"text":"Thats not the fucking saying you cunt!"}
+{"text":"There will never be another show that scratches the same itch as this one. It makes me sad af."}
+{"text":"GAIAS BALTAR??????????????"}
+{"text":"Kino."}
+{"text":"...keep jumping..."}
+{"text":"Sansha! Pleash!"}
+{"text":"Trying to pit arya against sansa was incredibly stupid. He wouldn't have done this and would have courted her to be an ally. The writers knew audiences blamed him for the rape and felt he should get his comeuppance."}
+{"text":"I did it all for the nookie!"}
+{"text":"collective troll's remorse"}
+{"text":"That was a pretty cool intro after all these years. Didnt care for the song but it was alright."}
+{"text":"we got fucked every which way possible and are still getting fucked."}
+{"text":"THE NOOKIE!"}
+{"text":"been listening to korn self-titled album lately aged like fine wine"}
+{"text":"those jagged lines appear more smooth on a CRT. Too bad that HD and anisotropic filtering capable GPU's were already in the market when VHS died"}
+{"text":"Does the VCR even work The people who buy this will never know because they were born after dvd became the standard"}
+{"text":"$400 doesn't even have stereo sound FUCKING LOL you can get actual combo crts for like $20"}
+{"text":"really? i was checking ebay out of curiosity and i found a bunch for parts or partially working for a couple hundred, nothing under $50 unless it was totally dead"}
+{"text":"Based nana."}
+{"text":"Looking back, it's really not that bad of a pizza, I'd say."}
+{"text":"All pizza is good in the same way all chicken nuggets are good. Both are broadly palatable, simple foods that shouldn't be made into something they're not. Exactly. Similarly, you could get 5 or 6 nuggets and an energy drink. It fills the same niche."}
+{"text":"would murder that after back day"}
+{"text":"for me it's my mom's homemade pizza from back in the day. we didn't really know what actual pizza was, we just saw it in American movies and tried to copy it. the dough was huge, like 8cm of thick yeast batter, loaded with champignons, ham, and ketchup. sounds cursed to foodies now, but that was pure soul. good times."}
+{"text":"That reminds me of what my mom used to do. She would call me the worst mistake of her life while she was drinking and even the few times I remember her sober."}
+{"text":"sounds like a fine woman, a good woman, except for the drinking, and the hating your guts"}
+{"text":"Cavillbros, be honest. He was shit."}
+{"text":"starts going bald no more roles is hair literally the most important thing for a man?"}
+{"text":"Would you accept Jason Statham as Superman?"}
+{"text":"He doesn't get roles because he's a sperg autist weirdo despite looking like a chad. All of his GFs were 5/10 and below. So he's probably a fag as well. He was the best looking Superman that's for sure. Before they CGI'd his mustache."}
+{"text":"I would have found my book in the first week."}
+{"text":"When considering the lore Non-chalantly ruins over 20 years of established primary lore Nothing more than nostalgia-gooning the audience When excluding the lore and considering it as a TV show contrived convenient plot elements to force the story along (a sign of lazy writers who can't keep a cohesive story together) reddit humor out the ass, especially during scenes that should have a character in fear for their safety frequently retcons even its own lore"}
+{"text":"aren't you grateful to be alive so you can slowly lose everything and then eventually die making all of this pointless?"}
+{"text":"tranny"}
+{"text":"Der Jude"}
+{"text":"Needs a movie with her liberating prime beach real estate."}
+{"text":"gives millions of young boys a midriff obsession"}
+{"text":"More like der CUTE!"}
+{"text":"oy vey"}
+{"text":"Wait you were supposed to root for this faggot?"}
+{"text":"sup fool"}
+{"text":"No? In the Iliad it's clear that everyone hates Paris, even the Trojans themselves"}
+{"text":"When Greeks are present in any media you are supposed to root for the Greeks. Conversely you should always make sure to spit on any turkroach you see"}
+{"text":"is that a brick wall?"}
+{"text":"Troy was a great movie and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't"}
+{"text":"This guy could have been a better antagonist than Anakin if jk had IQ."}
+{"text":"Harry Potter would have been good if it was written by a man."}
+{"text":"Who are those ...people.. behind him?"}
+{"text":"antagonist You don't understand what that word means"}
+{"text":"anakin wasnt a bad guy though the jedi were evil, and the galaxy needed order the new republic would've collapsed in 2 seconds if it weren't for the framework the empire laid"}
+{"text":"blacks could be anywhere"}
+{"text":"Dead actors can now be used by jeets in AI to create videos & short movies What does this mean for the film industry /tv/?"}
+{"text":"Only pursues kingship to get elven pussy Here’s your masculine archetype bro"}
+{"text":"Too late. You're on the watchlist now"}
+{"text":"She couldnt resist the BNC"}
+{"text":"Does he really think we should expect some guy to magically show up and solve all our problems? Don’t tell him about the mandate of heaven"}
+{"text":"forgetting about silent hill, eh?"}
+{"text":"no, they are both healing after the war and come to understand they want a life of peace after Faramir fought for his land and Eowyn fought for honor."}
+{"text":"We need an evil character, what should we call him? Uhhh, how about Adoph...us? Brilliant"}
+{"text":"Elliot did a good job playing that character. One of his stronger roles"}
+{"text":"He should have been the MC of the series. The actual MC was such a faggot, non- / anti-Human supremacist scifis are shit, always."}
+{"text":"non-/anti-Human supremacist scifis are shit, always Agreed and yet the opposite are near impossible to find"}
+{"text":"Is that Karl fookin Tanner?"}
+{"text":"Exactly, I wonder why."}
+{"text":"So called humble down to earth story Insideus woke trash made by the left Every single fucking time with this bullshit. This show completely lost me, but at least they dunked on some whores at the end."}
+{"text":"What is wrong with you, you actual fucking freak?"}
+{"text":"/got/is for low IQ honosexual brownoids Perfect picture."}
+{"text":"im indian, timmy. you lost"}
+{"text":"I actually did like the scene and so far he's just quirky, but then I remember it's 2026 so the probability of that being just his personality and not a flag for latent homosexuality fast approaches zero."}
+{"text":"knights wouldn't do that"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"The main plot is the same. It's characters go to island and something happens and then it's a mission to get off 1. Grant is offered a big sum of money to check out a dinosaur island, gets lost on it and has to get off 2. Malcolm goes to a new dinosaur island, gets lost on it and has to get off 3. Grant is offered money to go dinosasur island and gets lost on it and has to get off. It became very formulaic. They just spiced up the angle enough that you didn't notice."}
+{"text":"I don't get the hate fags have for The Lost World. I thought it was the pretty good aside from that one scene where Jeff Goldblum's character's 12 year old daughter dropkicks a raptor."}
+{"text":"He wrote the 2nd book for children. He's admitted this in interviews, that he'd never considered a younger audience when writing his books, but knew a Jurassic park sequel would be read by a lot of people 18 under. He did consider writing a 3rd book, and it's highly believed concepts and ideas for it evolved into the book Prey. Since it was a new property, he was able to shop it to any movie studio and make more money this way. Essentially, Universal burned him and made JP3 anyway, and he realized the movies don't need books or his ideas to continue."}
+{"text":"I remember liking Jurassic Park 3 but I got food poisoning from the cinema snacks afterwards. So whenever I think of it I remember throwing up and lying in the bed the day after seeing it."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the correction, anon"}
+{"text":"Netflix Revamps Its Warner Bros. Bid, Seeking to Thwart Paramount Netflix will pay all cash for the $83 billion deal to acquire major parts of Warner Bros. Discovery, instead of a mix of cash and stock. By Lauren Hirsch and Benjamin Mullin Jan. 20, 2026, 7:05 a.m. ET Netflix announced on Tuesday that it had modified its December offer to acquire major parts of Warner Bros. Discovery, a rejoinder to Paramount and its chief executive, David Ellison, who is also in hot pursuit of Warner Bros. In December, Warner Bros. Discovery agreed to sell its streaming and studios business to Netflix in an $83 billion cash-and-stock deal. On Tuesday, Netflix said it would pay that sum exclusively in cash, simplifying the deal for investors who will no longer have to account for Netflix’s fluctuating stock price."}
+{"text":"Under the terms of the revised deal, Warner Bros. Discovery will reduce the debt that would have been on its cable business by $260 million. That change is designed to assuage shareholders who feared the cable business’s debt load would reduce investor appetite. Warner Bros. Discovery also outlined how it valued its cable business, with calculations ranging from $1.33 to $6.86 a share. For shareholders, that purported value would be added to the $27.75 per share value of Netflix’s offer for the rest of Warner Bros. Discovery’s business. By detailing its analysis, Warner Bros. Discovery is trying to offer a road map for investors choosing between Netflix and Paramount, which is offering $108 billion in cash for the whole company, or $30 per share. Netflix’s shift to an all-cash offer could hasten how quickly the deal is reviewed by regulators at the Securities and Exchange Commission, which could also expedite a vote on the deal by Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders. In the meantime, Paramount and Netflix are each trying to convince politicians in Washington — including President Trump — that its offer is better for Americans. Mr. Trump has said that he would be “involved” in the deal, and recently shared an editorial on social media that argued Paramount’s offer was superior. He has also offered praise for Mr. Sarandos of Netflix, calling him “a great person.” Lauren Hirsch is a Times reporter who covers deals and dealmakers in Wall Street and Washington. Benjamin Mullin reports for The Times on the major companies behind news and entertainment. Contact him securely on Signal at +1 530-961-3223 or at benjamin.mullin@nytimes.com."}
+{"text":"Dodge Brothers vs Ford has been a blight on humanity."}
+{"text":"I'm honestly not sure how this is going to shake out. Trump (Who's government needs to approve these deals) is definitely on the side of Paramount. But Netflix has a better deal (Paramount has to borrow a bunch of money to even buy WBD). Feels like this somehow go to court and we won't see a merger until after Trump is President in 2029."}
+{"text":"Netflix is the anti-christ of art"}
+{"text":"Paramount bid is for the entire company. Netflix bid is only for the studios and streaming services. Seems like Trump only wants the deal to go through because he wants his allies to own CNN. My question is why not let Netflix buy the studios and streaming, while Paramount gets CNN and the other channels?"}
+{"text":"Joseph Gordon-Levitt 100% ashkenazi jew me, 0% jew"}
+{"text":"Oprah's reckoning is coming...."}
+{"text":"they already raided the rapist pedo dyke for human trafficking. I'm not even sure Oprah is still alive."}
+{"text":"she was always anti-white and subversive. She preyed on housewives who sat on their fat asses watching daytime TV."}
+{"text":"Still would. Don't even care if the conspiracies are true."}
+{"text":"She's promoted so many actual scams on her show, it's actually amazing she hasn't been sued into bankruptcy."}
+{"text":"lel makes you think right?"}
+{"text":"Yes, my dear man, more beans"}
+{"text":"lol I quote this with my bro"}
+{"text":"is his name Lance by any chance?"}
+{"text":"How did you know?"}
+{"text":"i love doing that movie guy voice and saying \"THE FATTIIIEEESS FART 2\""}
+{"text":"How the fuck did she incept the idea to go to Montauk? That memory was erased. And why did she go there that same day? She had the procedure done before him, possibly months before. He just immediately goes there after waking up."}
+{"text":"we are horribly mismatched as a couple and both agree to delete each other from memory so it's easier to move on wait, nevermind"}
+{"text":"They didn't agree. She did it because she was mad at him, and then he did it because he was mad that she did it, and then he spends the rest of the movie regretting the decision because some memories are worth having. I think the idea is that she also regretted the decision and had a similar escaping memories being erased sequence, since they both meet up in Montauk, but the timing is a little too convenient."}
+{"text":"The mindscape scenes were awesomely creative. Terrifying when they keep avoiding revealing elijah's face."}
+{"text":"A crossover would be nice."}
+{"text":"170cm male Absolutely embarrassing."}
+{"text":"What does a hobbit have to do with Predator, and the blue thing?"}
+{"text":"This, I would be up to Predator's chin."}
+{"text":"A group of N'avi vs a pack of Predators With humans stuck in the middle and eventually team up with the N'avi and some evil humans teaming up with the Predators Directed by Craig Zahler"}
+{"text":"imagine if it was a gay porn crossover haha"}
+{"text":"Lets make it more woke and diverse."}
+{"text":"white girl who undoubtedly has retarded ass politics She is a captain that refuses to wear shoes on the bridge and acts like a toddler. Her \"Engage!\" catch phrase is \"Let's rock!\"."}
+{"text":"the \"potential audience\" that exists only in the heads of these writers guild members that got hired to fill yhe writers room quotas"}
+{"text":"I <3 Holly Hunter."}
+{"text":"Her \"Engage!\" catch phrase is \"Let's rock!\". Kindness is the new …"}
+{"text":"Lets make it more woke and diverse. it's 700 years into the future. you think it would get better from that..."}
+{"text":"will she be the biggest Black actress of our generation?"}
+{"text":"from 3/10 to 7/10 dropped Reddit is so brave, challenging beauty stereotypes."}
+{"text":"I want to but don't know how to get started"}
+{"text":"ugly flat zero curves"}
+{"text":"Damn She's breathtaking, honestly. I'd die happy with a woman like that."}
+{"text":"I will watch The White Lotus Season 4 for her."}
+{"text":"More like Smellyatrix"}
+{"text":"brown(mexican) redditor spammer harvested j*w whore proto reddit chungus spamee"}
+{"text":"and yet you are still faggy"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately Bellatrix LeStrange is virtually guaranteed to have pussy hair"}
+{"text":"You know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee"}
+{"text":"This dudes wicked smaht"}
+{"text":"Hey hon, don't forget the coffee !"}
+{"text":"\"Fuck you, Mars.\""}
+{"text":"couldnt we all"}
+{"text":"Redpill me about the Fourth Doctor"}
+{"text":"For all good he was in the role and for the show, he actively hurt the show in his later seasons with his behaviour behind the scenes and view on what the show should be. Sure not all of the problems in that era are a result of him (you can get into things like Mary Whitehouse, inflation killing the budget and so on) yet he was a detriment. You can argue that he helped carry weaker serials in said later seasons, but that 1) ignores how to some extent what makes them so weak in writing comes from the direction he wanted the show to go, and 2) that does not negate that he could have carried them and still have been a professional on set. The Talons of Weng-Chiang is his best serial."}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"If remember correctly something about tachyons - or rather a misunderstanding by the writer what tachyons actually are."}
+{"text":"\"You know who lives there?\""}
+{"text":"a molione"}
+{"text":"what's the last kino that made you think"}
+{"text":"Parasite, fantastic symbolism"}
+{"text":"awkward twink death unc is like 50 years old retard, his twink death was decades ago."}
+{"text":"Not what I mean. He just had traces of his babyface still. Not that he was still a twink, it's that he still had hints of the youth he once had mixed with the marks of age, which is uglier than either. He looked like the bloated corpse of young Leo, now he just looks fully middle aged."}
+{"text":"Did Palpatine order the destruction of Alderaan or is Tarkin solely responsible for the genocide of an entire planet?"}
+{"text":"I bet wookpedia explains it all"}
+{"text":"1) false dichotomy 2) no one would be \"solely responsible\" in any case 3) you can't \"genocide\" a planet"}
+{"text":"Grand Moff Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion. Darth Vader: What do you mean? Grand Moff Tarkin: I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station. Set your course for Alderaan. It's pretty clear it was Tarkin's decision. Not that Space Satan would have had a moral objection."}
+{"text":"Tarkin solely responsible did nothing wrong Strong men must be strong to make and preserve a better life for the naive masses. The world counts on such men."}
+{"text":"Did the Emperor not get pissed off having such a rich and probably bountiful trade planet just wiped out like that? I'd imagine this would trigger an immense economic crisis in the galaxy."}
+{"text":"guy in Tony's crew gets killed by him or New York this goes on for six seasons in between endless family drama how is this crap so highly rated? Tony's wife and sister and mother are all irritating as fuck."}
+{"text":"How many times does Tony cheat on his wife again? It really gets played out at some point."}
+{"text":"boring character study where nothing happens but because WOAH LE SUBVERSION it's the best tv show ever made"}
+{"text":"I'm not ready for 15 years of trash zoomer opinions bros..."}
+{"text":"Where have you been the last 5 years"}
+{"text":"Trump cracking down on immigration America continues constructing wonders to attract foreigners LMAO"}
+{"text":"Wonder Some shitty spheric building covered in LEDs Built during the Biden era"}
+{"text":"They tried to build this in Seoul and London before Vegas but they kept getting rejected and gave up"}
+{"text":"Illegal Immigration is the same as tourism"}
+{"text":"America continues constructing wonders to attract foreigners Patently false, the sphere is an anomaly and intended for domestic tourism. The USA hasn't constructed anything noteworthy in years."}
+{"text":"the kike loves equivocation like that"}
+{"text":"\"This movie is meant to break patriarchal norms and empower the female gaze!\" Whole plot is about a feisty white collar white woman getting a rich guy"}
+{"text":"Picrel source?"}
+{"text":"Its porn"}
+{"text":"Okayl Women want porny stuff. But they also want a good excuse to watch it and a lie to tell themselves and others about how positive or intelligent it is."}
+{"text":"Previously, On The Shield.."}
+{"text":"finished The Blackcoat’s Daughter; it was indeed good. Putting on Beezel now"}
+{"text":"What did I think of it?"}
+{"text":"Hack-O-Lantern (but it's an 80s movie)"}
+{"text":"Hard to think of any that aren't autumnal The Fields Lost Creek"}
+{"text":"read the book"}
+{"text":"If Cooper had fucked her, she never would have gotten raped by evil Cooper. Prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Can't argue with that."}
+{"text":"S3 isnt canon"}
+{"text":"if cooper fucked her, he would have been evil cooper"}
+{"text":"this but with every episode after the pilot"}
+{"text":"Is Inception Nolan's worst movie?"}
+{"text":"Who even knows, probably coke"}
+{"text":"How do people get filtered by Tenet? It isnt even slightly confusing for anyone above 90 IQ"}
+{"text":"People got filtered by Inception and this movie really uses all the tools at its disposal to explain itself."}
+{"text":"nigga, if you think Inception is bad, just quit movies already"}
+{"text":"there's a difference between not \"getting\" a movie and realising it's slop"}
+{"text":"Whats the point of making every frame beautiful if the movie itself is meh I'll never understand style over substance autists"}
+{"text":"This movie looked like shit though you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"The worst part was THAT scene, I really like the bro moments between László and Harrison. Why current films are so anti-male friendship, brotherhood? Why all must have an awful scene that shows the worst of mankind?"}
+{"text":"The most important part in a movie it's the story and the characters, the the visuals, then the music and then the actors."}
+{"text":"I enjoyed the cunnilingus scene"}
+{"text":"tpbp"}
+{"text":"ITT: Scenes where real men cried."}
+{"text":"Tranny leftists are the lesser evil compared with Indians"}
+{"text":"They're the same thing."}
+{"text":"Not all of them."}
+{"text":"Sean Bean was in the first movie so that should tell you everything"}
+{"text":"tranny leftists are the ones letting in all the indians"}
+{"text":"cries after killing a mass murderer"}
+{"text":"Abdullah-man praying to allah for 15 minutes straight wouldnt have been hailed as the greatest superhero movie of all time I dont trust you now."}
+{"text":"He should laugh it off like the Donner movie"}
+{"text":"Do we see Moner's feet in this movie ?"}
+{"text":"Had the Kryptonian war criminals not been cartoonishly evil and were just terraforming with the same indifference as a construction team over an ant hill I could see why Clark would feel guilt over taking the life of a confused victim of circumstance, but Zod was perfectly clear that he intended petty revenge from Kal El so much as being born and then for daring to defend himself and his home planet. It's like if Batman Begins ended with Bruce shedding a tear for Ra's even after all he did to his family home, friends and city for little reason than he felt like it when he could have simply assassinated a few corrupt figures, put his people already there in place and been done."}
+{"text":"No, the final gesture of that was lasering all the embryos on Krypton's ship and then crashing it through five buildings full of people."}
+{"text":"Films/Shows about loneliness & isolation?"}
+{"text":"The moon"}
+{"text":"Un homme qui dort"}
+{"text":"OH NO NO NOT THE HECKIN CHUNGUS WHOLESOME PUPPERINO DOGGERINOO NOOOO I LOVE DOGS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SPEAK AND TELL ME WHAT A LOSER I AM KWAB"}
+{"text":"The Battery"}
+{"text":"i will never forgive them if they'll pair maggie with this old ahh cracker"}
+{"text":"This is peak american writing if true."}
+{"text":"that shit's still going on?"}
+{"text":"virgin \"maggie i'll find you\" vs Chad TAKIN IT LIKE A CHAMP"}
+{"text":"It's a walking dead spin off and its actually good"}
+{"text":"it's realistic female behavior"}
+{"text":"Close Personal Friends is an upcoming American comedy film directed by Jason Orley and written by Isaac Aptaker. It stars Brie Larson, Lily Collins, Jack Quaid, Henry Golding, Melissa Villaseñor, Natasia Demetriou, and Patti Harrison. Orley Patti Harrison We live inside a dream"}
+{"text":"patti rocks!"}
+{"text":"that bitch megan that absolute fucking cunt"}
+{"text":"he"}
+{"text":"How big is her role in \"The Electric State\"? Not sure if I can bear this slop unless there is a substantial amount of Patti"}
+{"text":"So he travels the world to get people to call him the N word and millions of people watch his show?"}
+{"text":"I went to China and a street food stall had a printed screenshot from one of his streams/videos to show that he had been there, and a couple of my friends actually recognized him and were excited by this fact, but I don't get it either"}
+{"text":"Why didn't they put the ship in reverse gear and fly away?"}
+{"text":"He couldn't have been experienced. It was the first voyage."}
+{"text":"Smith was at the end of his career."}
+{"text":"Why didnt they just dump the water that was getting in back into the ocean"}
+{"text":"It was the end of a lot of careers that night."}
+{"text":"Kek"}
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+{"text":"Before starting a new thread, please check the catalog for existing threads."}
+{"text":"Discussion and art for the manga, anime and Light Novel of WataTabe. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"I think this is just Shiori trying to explain Azami's behaviour."}
+{"text":"Shiori-san, what did you put in my bento?"}
+{"text":"Yaotose-san's Mermaid Maid"}
+{"text":"But that just means a youkai could eat you every time you had sex."}
+{"text":"Irrelevant. She wants to die, not to suffer."}
+{"text":"How did you like your Xmas presents? grind Garlic eat Garlic lick Garlic fuck Garlic Ahem, good day to everyone."}
+{"text":"Why the fuck are you randomly posting old screenshots of Love Curse?"}
+{"text":"She already has a girlfriend."}
+{"text":"The Reunion leak was true, Chloe is back in the new LiS."}
+{"text":"They have been dragging this series through the mud for too long. Most fans that have stuck around just want this couple to be happy but I have no faith left that they are capable of doing this justice."}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"I stopped two rapes on my way to group practice Amazing! How did you do it? With strong self-control."}
+{"text":"Rupa is a real hero"}
+{"text":"Nina paying back for the broken AC"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Updates and Discussion for English and Japanese games with gacha mechanisms. Heaven Burns Red Reverse 1999 D4DJ Path to Nowhere Fate/Grand Order Uma Musume HoYo thread Madoka Magia Exedra World Dai Star Love Live"}
+{"text":"Was there ever a gacha that had genuine yuri and not just everyone being MC-sexual? Towatsugai?"}
+{"text":"hi3rd, r1999 and HBR. Madoka maybe? Don't quote me on that. I recall arknights having yuri couples too"}
+{"text":"Madoka maybe? It had a canon lesbian couple since the Magia Record game."}
+{"text":"TowaTsugai was definitely the best one for yuri. Well the Yusha Yuuna gacha also existed for a while."}
+{"text":"pleasantly surprised"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"there's a WEG around this ship if you're interested"}
+{"text":"WEG West End Girls? World e-sports Games? Württembergische Eisenbahn-Gesellschaft?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: One Piece thread: Chainsaw Man thread: Boku no Hero Academia thread:"}
+{"text":"I'm still sad how Becky was developed. In the first few chapters when she was introduced, she had a giant girl crush on Anya."}
+{"text":"Been rewatching this and enjoying it. Unfortunately it doesn't lend itself to yuri"}
+{"text":"Currently playing V3 and shipping these two hard"}
+{"text":"Two naked women standing next to each other isn't yuri, especially since this artist does het with these same characters. Shame on you."}
+{"text":"For boob-on-boob action, or any yuri with massive mammaries. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"-Genderbend yuri of yaoi pairings -Yuri of female characters in fujo-driven series -BL-focused artists doing yuri Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Sword size?"}
+{"text":"Under the Vixen's Spell Edition Previous"}
+{"text":"She shaved it for Yuri"}
+{"text":"a toast, to yurimoko"}
+{"text":"how come they're so good at writing female characters that real women can relate their real life experience with these characters? Well, the answer is they're not good at all. But some people are shallow they wouldn't know good writing if it hit them in the face and would relate to a two panel strip of a turd hitting the toilet bowl."}
+{"text":"Cheers"}
+{"text":"Thread for Bang Dream/Revue Starlight/,etc. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cute, I'll definitely be ordering that one. Gamers is usually the best for these acrylic character stand prices too so its an easy choice."}
+{"text":"Figure collectors put their collection in fancy glass display cabinets. What kind of display would a few dozen yuri acrylics benefit from?"}
+{"text":"if they're small enough, i stick them in front or to the side of my manga on the shelf, or put them on something like a floating shelf. they can look good in a glass display like a detolf or a cube shelf too, but you need risers or other merch to mix it with, or else it ends up looking a bit weird in my experience"}
+{"text":"Came back from a 3 month work trip and had all this waiting for me. R8 my haul"}
+{"text":"Nice variety for english only. Looks like a good time to me."}
+{"text":"Previous thread Season 2 / Anime EP13-17 will all stream at once on January 1st. The special will also air on January 10th."}
+{"text":"Volumes 6 and 7 are about their relationship, but they're not really intended to be incestuous, just a bit siscon."}
+{"text":"Armpits, pubes, etc"}
+{"text":"Hairy enough?"}
+{"text":"it's not erotic when it is this natural"}
+{"text":"Fag"}
+{"text":"Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"I just dont bother learning the ugliest language on the globe You already know english so no you don't need to learn it again."}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"Yeah Cope all you want chink apologist."}
+{"text":"tfw no qt maoist commie gf to shriek aloud fanfiction for me (in her beautiful native mandarin) to lull me to sleep It's not fair"}
+{"text":"What has danish got to do with anything here???"}
+{"text":"I believe it. Apart from being socially awkward and introverted, Sorawo has always seemed to well-adjusted for all the traumatic shit she lived as a child. Having a crazy split personality would be fitting (or maybe she is the split personality)."}
+{"text":"Releasing 2/14. I really like this one."}
+{"text":"Doesn't she already have a doppelganger? Just use it."}
+{"text":"Lots of age gap books lately, eh? Even Iruma did those novels about the cheating teacher and her student."}
+{"text":"Age gap yuri will rule the world"}
+{"text":"EN: store.steampowered.com/app/3224770 JP: umamusume.jp Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Yakuzas haven't been relevant in decades."}
+{"text":"Uma SEXO"}
+{"text":"rival stuff..."}
+{"text":"Then why are the others there?"}
+{"text":"Don't matter if it's a waltz or tango, offical or fan art, if it involves two girls hand holding, arms on the back or waist and them dancing the night away, post it!!"}
+{"text":"That's some 2000's anime vibe"}
+{"text":"It's hard being a 37phia shipper...no content..."}
+{"text":"Does Matilda Mama get shipped to anyone?"}
+{"text":"There’s always too much loli and never enough teenager x middle-aged woman in these threads."}
+{"text":"Curious. I want more loli x middle-aged woman but it's always loli x teenage girl / young adult woman"}
+{"text":"you can never have too much, but i'll admit i could do with more variety anyway."}
+{"text":"you have just been satisfied by your lover. she holds you and says \"i love you\" as you both fall asleep in each other's arms"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"All good."}
+{"text":"p7 You can bill it Just bill it p10 This is dangerous... Match the font used on the previous page p15 Mmm~... Reformat/recenter"}
+{"text":"All kinds of lesbian machines. Koukaku no Pandora, Nier Automata, Megaman, Transformers, Medabots, whatever. Previous thread >"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"There must be something in the picture clearly showing that the subject is fantasizing about another girl, obviously."}
+{"text":"We love yuri between two girls so yuri between multiple woman is even better. Share pictures of multiple girls sharing their love. The more love that can be spread around the better."}
+{"text":"The thread for all sorts of dildos, strap-ons, or even anal beads. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"The wetter the better"}
+{"text":"Sexy muscles!"}
+{"text":"I need a place to find some copium"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: For good measure, our sister lactation thread:"}
+{"text":"Pussy-on-pussy! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"We still love it"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Cure Kiss and Cure Zukyuun revealed."}
+{"text":"Even as Mahoutsukai fan this is a bit much for just homage, I feel like there has to be something bigger here, but what is it? Currently my suspicion is still the same as this  in that we are going to get at least one crossover episode with Mahoutsukai, but now, instead of it being unlikely, I am quite confident it can happen. While Isao Murayama is relevant for /u/ because he is good at making yuri couple episodes, before (and after) Mahoutsukai, his specialization is actually on crossover. He made the All-Stars DX movies, he wrote Miracle Universe and Miracle Leap, he wrote the crossover episodes in Hugtto, etc. And with how much Meitantei is referencing Mahoutsukai, I kinda feel the staffs (at least the producer) want to have a crossover with Mahoutsukai, that's why they brought the writer of Mahoutsukai to the team. The fact the last two seasons have crossover with other shows (Wonderful crossover with Shinchan and Hirogaru Sky + Maho Girls; Kimito Idol crossover with Dancing Stars), means there is a good chance for Meitantei to also get at least one crossover episode, with Mahoutsukai Precure the most obvious choice at this point."}
+{"text":"Also, I was curious with Eclair, because she looks familiar. Then I realize her color is similar to Kouchou-sensei. So basically Eclair and Arcana-Shadow are genderbent Kouchou-sensei and Kushi? Are they gay??? And then it clicks that Mashu-tan (fairy who does prophecy) is basically Cathy (the crystal ball who does prophecy) as actual fairy. So even the other Cures and fairies are referencing Mahoutsukai. I think only Jett-senpai isn't a reference to Mahoutsukai, but I suppose in term of role in the story, his role is similar to Mother Rapapa. In that, Mother Rapapa provides Maho Girls with their equipments (their wand, Linkle Stick, Linkle Stone, etc.), and likewise Jett-senpai is the one who provide the Meitantei Cures with their equipments. But anyway, right now I think Eclair and Arcana-Shadow were (and will be) an item..."}
+{"text":"I can see the higher up staff intentionally planning a homage season to Maho, though how much SD will be influenced remains to be seen. Mikuru and Anna being mother and child would be quite the spin on Maho's family dynamic. That ... might explain why we know zilch about Eclair. It might that her and Arcana Shadow are intimately tied to each other. They might have a morning sky (blue) and night sky (black) duality going on."}
+{"text":"ITT: We post yuri with a creepy/horror theme and yuri of characters from horror-related media."}
+{"text":"This is why I ship Ada and Carla. This hilarious scene where Ada hears \"Ada Wong is moving south\" over the radio and Ada is like WTF."}
+{"text":"What does this have to do with horror? At this point this is just the gore lite thread, which is not what it is supposed to be."}
+{"text":"Do you mean in the story or in the real world? Suletta is already a bio-engineered baby."}
+{"text":"NijiRyo OP for a change. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Jap cold or something less deadly?"}
+{"text":"Wholesome. Also avoids issues with youtube monetization."}
+{"text":"Youtube doesnt demonetize people for kissing, dumbass."}
+{"text":"it's just a minecraft clone calm down"}
+{"text":"Cosplayers being hella gay. Been a while since the last one:"}
+{"text":"Isn't that JeanWanWan and Dani?"}
+{"text":"Cosplay couple names?"}
+{"text":"red_theresia and kishico @ Xitter, respectively"}
+{"text":"A western version of the JAV threads. Post faves, ask for recommendations and all that good stuff. Please try to keep things at least somewhat tasteful and artistic."}
+{"text":"Romi Rain is the sub in a four-on-one lesbian gangbang with Briana Banks and Violet Monroe."}
+{"text":"Desperately looking for scenes where a straight gets seduced by a lesbian."}
+{"text":"Can't find videos of the most prominent kink in lesbian porn Oh look what do we have here in this very thread."}
+{"text":"I have like 100+ of those saved on my computer but idk how to make a list Too lazy to write down 1 by 1"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"chinese artist who is hyper autistic about sky striker and yuri, even down to writing death threats when konami gets their anatomy wrong drew sky striker futa on his locked (now deleted) alt account, which he would only allow people to follow if they didn't like/retweet non-yuri skystriker posts chinese people are weird"}
+{"text":"Absolutely pathetic behaviour. Futafags are always pretending the most that they care about yuri, but they are just glorified hetshitters who dont like males."}
+{"text":"His main account has plenty of futa, though?"}
+{"text":"Warm, salty, and golden."}
+{"text":"Piss thread on /u/, we're so back"}
+{"text":"how common is watersports in lesbian sexual intercourse"}
+{"text":"More than you think, less than you'd hope."}
+{"text":"Pretty cute that Gudako copied her girlfriends pose"}
+{"text":"Omii-san finally added"}
+{"text":"As you may or may not be aware /u/, Japan (like America) has gotten to the point where they have decided to cash in on nostalgia By making a bunch of sequels/remakes of anime that are 10 years older, maybe more. Call it a lack of fresh ideas, perhaps a need for cheap money but; good or bad, it is happening. So with all that said, which Yuri Classic you think should be getting a remake? I'll start <This But with a few changes Tamao wins Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Your lack of self-awareness is so cute."}
+{"text":"Because Shizuma found true love so in theory she won't fuck anyone else besides Nagisa, unless Nagisa likes to watch"}
+{"text":"This is the best way to hit the bump limit."}
+{"text":"God you are pathetic."}
+{"text":"KyoKano Fuuko was busy preparing for exams so probably only had Mashiro Also cycles of NTR lol"}
+{"text":"She said her first time was with someone she didn't like, but she seemed to like her, at least back then."}
+{"text":"Fell out of love after witnessing the scene but still had sex maybe"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"The music may be the main theme of the series, but the best scenes are the one without music, focusing only on the yuri scenes. Next time the mangaka should pick a lighthearted / fun theme and focus on comedy and yuri"}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Your one-stop place for yuri of Street Fighter, KoF, Dead or Alive, Skullgirls, etc."}
+{"text":"Such a pretty face"}
+{"text":"June is for Pride and June Brides. So before the month ends lets celebrate the most important vow two girls an make."}
+{"text":"When two girls really love each other they have a baby"}
+{"text":"I want my favorite yuri couples to spend all their free time fucking each other This is how you end up with fifteen children (in an ideal alternate universe)."}
+{"text":"My taste has been like that for almost 2 decades now. And this one too."}
+{"text":"The good thing about lesbian sex is that it doesn't beget children. And even if it did, it should be entirely reliant on their will."}
+{"text":"I like this remark. I have something similar circling in my head thanks to Teren and Watanare. If children are nowhere in the picture- why not polyamory? And also polyamory can get you a community of lovers that can partially compensate for not having children to take care of you in your old age or if you get sick or injured. Sex is a strong social bonding agent."}
+{"text":"Last thread was nuked out of existence."}
+{"text":"Canon didn't provide us anything either, let's be real."}
+{"text":"Isn't that exactly what I said?"}
+{"text":"Old thread #"}
+{"text":"Thats hot"}
+{"text":"I can't stop watching dungeon meshi this is probably my third watchthrough"}
+{"text":"Well, they have a sort of one"}
+{"text":"Post pictures of love and sex between holy and unholy; devils/demons and angels proving yuri can overcome any difference between girls."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Search \"Yuru Yuri\" No result Let's fix that, /u/."}
+{"text":"just doint it in front of their daughters like that They're going to start copying mommies"}
+{"text":"Lets have some yuri memes"}
+{"text":"Don't be such a drama queen."}
+{"text":"Over a year later, I tried looking for Sharon x Myung on Pixiv and this is the only remotely yuri picture anybody drew of them."}
+{"text":"Only one pic from the only yuri couple of the Macross franchise"}
+{"text":"The only one I saw was years ago of Myung masturbating to Sharon (Sharon singing on the TV to be exact). Myung fingers herself until her eyes roll back and Sharon looks through the tv at her like \"DAMN\". Unfortunately it was on a blue board and got nuked within a minute."}
+{"text":"That must be fun for Mirage to explain. WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THREE YEARS OLD????"}
+{"text":"Never thought I'd like the lesbian yandere so much."}
+{"text":"Smart is sexy."}
+{"text":"A fool's hope as always."}
+{"text":"Dear God this made me think of Power X Miko."}
+{"text":"sad"}
+{"text":"It's the /u incest thread! Post momxdaughter, sisters, auntxniece, grandmaxgranddaughter, whatever configurations of related ladies you have!"}
+{"text":"Hard to believe, but it's been 3 years since LycoReco aired. Friends Are Thieves of Time was nice, but I want something meatier with more calories. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I've thought about it every day since I saw it on Toonami. Can't wait til Season 2, watch the shorts afterwards."}
+{"text":"Why does she wear the mask?"}
+{"text":"Kinda wish he would just finish the story at this point. Thanks."}
+{"text":"Yuri scenarios with at least one girl who is straight (or was until a few minutes ago). Lit recs also welcome."}
+{"text":"I wonder if hypnosis really counts? At that points its just literally magically turning around someone's sexuality and not just a \"het\" woman realizing girls are fucking hot."}
+{"text":"If I was married I would dream of this happening to my wife."}
+{"text":"I mean, it implies after the hypnosis she'll still be a lesbian. We'd need more like a doujin or something."}
+{"text":"I don't think we've had a world building thread on /u/ before, compared to other red boards, have you designed a yuri-normative setting /u/? Do share. By yuri-normative, I mean the setting has normalised/institutionalized female homosexual relationships. Questions to ask: What kind of setting is this? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Alternate History? Close to real life? Are men still around? Regardless of yes or no, what has happened to them? Dead? Turned gay? Etc. If men are around, are women the dominant gender or are they equal, or worse, oppressed? How did lesbianism become normalized/institutionalized? What happens if a girl identifies as straight?"}
+{"text":"*female-only sorry"}
+{"text":"I used to have a conceptual fanfic where the solnoid gang is preserved cryogenically in some hidden and burried spaceship and awakesn today to build their own land and society on current Earth. IIRC they were reproducing by cloning so would have to have preserved technology to combine eggs or develop ability to do that naturally. Vaginal fluids carrying conception-capable cells that are secreted only outside of ovulation to prevent selffertilization? And ovulation cycles not having stable period so that two females didn't have problem to conceive?"}
+{"text":"What kind of setting is this? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Alternate History? Close to real life? Sci-fi/lo-fi The era of colony ships, of people packed into the big space boat and shipped off to god knows where Are men still around? Regardless of yes or no, what has happened to them? Dead? Turned gay? Etc. Because women handle low/no gravity better, and consume fewer resources, almost, if not all \"awake\" positions are women. The vast, vast majority of men are just in cryo. And will be for a few hundred, maybe few thousand years. I dunno space travel time scales. If men are around, are women the dominant gender or are they equal, or worse, oppressed? If there are any around, they're probably in big, important (according to them) positions, and are mostly tranquilized by a few yes-women, until they die. Maybe a small handful are defrosted early, either because some woman out there really loves him, or because they need some sperm to start a living colony on the ship, which they probably shouldn't do, but, people gonna people. How did lesbianism become normalized/institutionalized? What happens if a girl identifies as straight? People want intimacy, and body heat is at a premium besides. You snuggle not necessarily because you love someone, but because heat is precious. Then you're snuggling with someone, lonely, and psychology takes its fucking course. Clothing is also likely to be pretty rare, besides shit like utility harnesses and other very job-focused equipment, so, every other woman you see is probably nude, including the huddling for warmth bit. You can be straight, of course, but there aren't really any men who aren't super creeps. I suppose you could defrost a guy if you liked him, but, good luck, he's in the male fantasy, 1 guy, like 300 women scenario. And otherwise, straight or not, you're probably still getting in the naked cuddle pile with everyone else to stay warm, see how long being straight holds."}
+{"text":"Another retard who cant keep males out of his fucking story. OP is such a fucking moron for framing this whole thing around what is going on with males and heteronormative worlds instead of asking people about an actual yuriverse story. This thread has been nothing but disappointment because of that. OP is a fucking loser."}
+{"text":"Shizuka and Marina won (each other)"}
+{"text":"Why are you posting static images as gifs?"}
+{"text":"Twitter artists are now uploading their art as animations so they can't be edited by AI."}
+{"text":"Xitter is such a trashfire. Hopefully one day artist will actually leave it to die."}
+{"text":"Webtoon / Webcomic thread Continued from"}
+{"text":"I miss them"}
+{"text":"I check in on Naver from time to time Still alot of touchy moments but nothing concrete and the chapters are mainly plot focused"}
+{"text":"all the bato sites I read webtoon on are down Yay...."}
+{"text":"Nothing even happens in this!"}
+{"text":"At this point Hand Jumper is more gay than Night of Shadows, but in the most toxic way."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"black and orange edition"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"RPGs with bullet hell battles."}
+{"text":"Ah, interesting, gonna put it on my list for the next sale."}
+{"text":"Isn't Deltarune's battle system way different?"}
+{"text":"It's pretty much the same in that they're both turn-based where you play bullet hells to dodge damage, but with Deltarune you get multiple party members instead of just one, which gives you more options in terms of strategy. Both games have demos if you want to try them out before you buy. The yuri content in Undertale comes after its demo, but there's some pretty meaty yuri content in the Deltarune demo. However, Deltarune is intended to be played after Undertale, and it's not yet complete (the 5th chapter of 7 will be coming out this year). Despite not being complete it's already substantially longer than Undertale, though."}
+{"text":"Gonna check the demos then, thanks anon."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"You should inform if you are getting paid to promote kirara next anime"}
+{"text":"Japan doesn't believe it either because most of them switched to western-style matresses"}
+{"text":"Why is mom's head so disproportionately large"}
+{"text":"It isn't?"}
+{"text":"They aren't. I stayed at a ryoukan and woke up with back pain, even with a futon."}
+{"text":"Seasonal thread for girls in bikinis, swimsuits, and just generally being at the beach."}
+{"text":"The Last of US Part II if it was good."}
+{"text":"More Ellabs."}
+{"text":"I neer really interpreted this as rape. Classic gif tho."}
+{"text":"The original canon yuri rapist"}
+{"text":"Gather up all your dreams /u/"}
+{"text":"Thread for mommy's milk. Continued from"}
+{"text":"A thread about the breakout hit gun-slinging cupid yuri"}
+{"text":"Ended up getting the English copy of the manga after seeing so many people gassing it up on Twitter. It's really cute!"}
+{"text":"Is this still getting scanned, or was it dropped when it got licensed? I feel like it's been ages since I saw a release post."}
+{"text":"There hasn't been a new chapter since October. Combination of work on volume 2, promotion of the US release and the author moving. Looks like it skipped this month too."}
+{"text":"the good part What happens?"}
+{"text":"Why does this look like yaoi"}
+{"text":"Broad shoulders and angular bodies that makes the girls look masculine rather than soft and curvy. Artist must be a fujo."}
+{"text":"It's not much, but I really love these. Can't find The Summer You Were There volumes 2 and 3 anywhere, so I guess I'll wait (and hope) for a reprint."}
+{"text":"we already have a buyfag thread"}
+{"text":"Very aesthetically pleasing palette"}
+{"text":"New Toki was great"}
+{"text":"Toki great That's redundant."}
+{"text":"I need it badly, but I have no idea how realistic it is after such a long time."}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"Elf lezzing. Yuri of ideally two (or more) elves, or elf + other species It's high time knife ears were properly explored here. One note: Do not post Marcille & Falin from Dungeon Meshi please, even though they are cute - let's make a separate thread instead for that: There is large amount of art for them and it would drown out all the other stuff (post there and link here if you must). Zelda should probably go to Nintendo thread for the same reason Let's try to collect as much of the rarer elf yuri instead."}
+{"text":"Mind if we have this thread?"}
+{"text":"It’s a shame that so few artists draw Rinze/Kaho"}
+{"text":"This is what Idolmaster should have been from the start"}
+{"text":"Status: trapped in Limbo between Heaven and Hell, as usual. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Momotop as expected. This artist made other MachiMazo doujins before, right? Also this apparently takes place after their fancy restaurant date."}
+{"text":"The english publisher will probably want to reprint it at some point since they rarely shy away from overprinting in my experience. The JP version is reprinted occasionally and 5 is still available at the moment too. If you look hard enough you'd probably be able to find a small bookstore somewhere with an online presence to buy it from as well."}
+{"text":"Bato.si and bato.ing mirrors are working but still have some image loading server issues. All other mirrors are dead or set behind VPN for most of the world."}
+{"text":"Doesnt seem like they have it uploaded"}
+{"text":"you might be a lil dense, but thats okie"}
+{"text":"Can someone summarize what's happened in the latest arc (ch. 198-201) so far? Something about the cop guy's family issues it looks like?"}
+{"text":"aka \"Sorry, but I'm Not Into Yuri\". Discuss the latest volume and thrilling conclusion of the Dodgeball Arc."}
+{"text":"How the heck is ShiraKuro's hair freaking green?"}
+{"text":"she wears lolita fashion at school and writes fanfics"}
+{"text":"Now that Toudou has 100% embraced her gayness, the sequel should be called \"Sorry, but I'm Not Into Lolis\"."}
+{"text":"...and?"}
+{"text":"Screw the rules, she has green hair."}
+{"text":"I'll start with meg and Jo from Burst Angel. Also, all of the couples from girls with guns series."}
+{"text":"New Mai-series when?"}
+{"text":"younger than her"}
+{"text":"Thread for Bang Dream/Revue Starlight/,etc. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Literally zero nyamutsu/nyamortis doujin I'm gonna go into withdrawal I can't take this anymore"}
+{"text":"Post recommendations, covers, and screenshots of lesbian JAV."}
+{"text":"I think in the image it's just plastic wrap but there is a proper thing for something like that called a dental dam and it's made of latex."}
+{"text":"Dental dams weren't made as prophylactics. They're also unnecessary. You can't get anything from lesbian sex that you can't get from kissing."}
+{"text":"I like lecherous older hags preying on younger girls That's funny, I like lecherous younger girls preying on innocent older hags"}
+{"text":"I have heard of plastic wrap being used for analingus"}
+{"text":"ANYTHING UNCENSORED??? ONLY LOSERS WOULD WASTE TIME ON CENSORED SHIT!"}
+{"text":"We're back bitches. Thread for Tamsyn Muir's The Locked Tomb series: Gideon the Ninth, Harrow the Ninth and Nona the Ninth. Post fanart and memes and discuss the books. Fingers crossed for Alecto sometime this year! Prior thread:"}
+{"text":"Expectations for this year?"}
+{"text":"None whatsoever. But hey, it could always be worse. I'm expecting a HL3 situation where Alecto just appears from out of nowhere after a decade's wait."}
+{"text":"Anyone who doesn't cape for the Gideon/Ianthe endgame is a dummy."}
+{"text":"Previous Thread: A thread for yuri from From Software games, including Demon Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring. Other Souls-like titles, like Nioh and Code Vein, are also allowed."}
+{"text":"what did the manga mean by this?"}
+{"text":"Wrong board."}
+{"text":"They are meant for each other."}
+{"text":"They did. He is"}
+{"text":"I might be getting my details mixed up, but Ori was from an entirely separate civilization then Argentum and Aurum, right? Sort of an Atlantis expy, as per her real world origins. Following that line of thinking, it stands to reason that Argentum would be eager to capitalize on their advanced wealth and technological knowledge whereas Aurum is in the business of establishing diplomatic ties. In that case, and especially if Ori was visiting their city with her mother, she'd inevitably run into the both of them, but Argentum would probably be the one to spend more time softening them up over all. TiVa When Mithril gets going, she really likes to savor the moment. Sort of an immovable object meets unstoppable force situation between her and Ada. Good to know that Tita takes after their best qualities. PoTl See, I would've warned Thallium about making deals with fae creatures but we all know that she's got those two tamed. If she's lucky Prase well have second thoughts on her way home from the gala, sandwiched between the twins. I mean, come on, it's not like EVERYONE she knows is secretly in an incestuous rrelationship. Right? Maybe she needs a vacation."}
+{"text":"Yes that's right for Ori. Atlantis expy and all that. Sunk into the Atlantic. The Argentum and Aurum stuff were that they had laid down the foundation of a trade deal as part of the opening diplomatic overtures made by the setting's Roman Empire upon the rediscovery of Atlantis. Ori traveling is an interesting route, perhaps Aurum gets to work her magic while they're visiting and Argentum's handling things. Tita Exactly. Mithril and Ada are so proud. Tita's probably heard it before, and maybe doesn't really clock it because its personality, but I bet Vana felt rather odd when she met AdaMi. Prase Exactly, it's why she's taking the twins to that showing of Electra Regina. She'll put those two to the test, see if they can deny when they're all hot and bothered. Play her for a fool, will they? She'll show them."}
+{"text":"Ori should've paid better attention back then, maybe she could have learned a thing or two Argon would now dearly love to know. But you can't really blame her too much, it's not like she remembers much of anything specific from before Argon discovered her. Like what the trade deal was for, or the circumstances her people were in for them to accept in the first place. Tita Vanadium can't deny the germ of intellectual curiosity she has whenever she's in Ada's company. You can't just switch that kind of expertise off. Hey, that might be one of the few things that's capable of getting Titanium flushed in public. Prase See, now they've dragged her down to their level. So who's the real winner here, hmm? As for Po, Lithium has seen the inside of her closet. Nobody who owns that many different suits could ever truly hate the idea of dressing up. Plus, it does come with certain...additional benefits."}
+{"text":"Too true. Poor Ori, hopefully someday her memory will recover. I'm sure she'd at least recognize Argent and Aurum. Va Primae bless the day when Vana can see both Tita and Ada in swimsuits. Mithril'll have to put blinders on Vana to corral her. Pr She won't give up that easily. She knows younger sibling tricks. She can pull a fast one too! That is true for Lith and Po. I'm also sure that Lith, without a hint of irony or awareness, can safely suggest taking Po's young flame out to dinner to sate her desires. The suggestion might cause Po to stall as she internally reviews the last three months of conversation with Lith. She's sure she didn't mention dating Thal. All the while she's unaware that she tends to pull younger women when it came to one night stands."}
+{"text":"Ori must have whatever you'd call the opposite of face blindness. Specific people with specific appearances seem to be what jogs her memory the most. Although Argon might be a touch perplexed in such an event, because who wouldn't recognize Gold? Va \"You get used to it, dear,\" Mithril says guidingly as Vana babbles something about muscle groups. She's speaking from personal experience, of course. Po Ah, so she's unaware of the reputation she's cultivated then? That's not terribly surprising considering where her mind would've been at during those times. She's deep in thought having a smoke in bed after a night in, looking all cool and mysterious in the eyes of the girl that's currently lying beside her, and meanwhile she's thinking about like, what she's going to have for lunch tomorrow. Or planning her next trip out to the countryside. You know, responsible stuff."}
+{"text":"Previous Act:"}
+{"text":"NY"}
+{"text":"The main one"}
+{"text":"I started binge watching this series while looking for more Class S type stories. I'm thoroughly enjoying but it seems like the anime did not fully cover all the light novels, and the anime was the only media translated into English. That itself is a pity of course, but I'm glad we got something at least. While Class S type stories aren't exactly yuri, this can be discussed here, right?"}
+{"text":"something Class S almost never achieved. Class S is a retarded invention by western dekinais with no exposure to japanese literature. S culture had plenty of stories that had this, the single most famous S culture novel had the girls end up together. But you have never read any of them and only random shoujo you think has anything to do with that entirely fictional \"class s\" genre."}
+{"text":"No, you are just a moron with tunnel vision. You see a single author from an era where Class S wasnt even big yet and pretend she is representative of the entire genre. She never was. The body of Class S works exceeds her stories by the thousands. You are a retard in denial. The only brainlets who defend Class S garbage are usually weeaboos without any actual clue about Japanese literature or manga culture in the 60s to 80s."}
+{"text":"invoking the fake trope of \"le ignorant westerner\" and using cultural relativism to disguise the defense of the inherently anti-yuri genre such as class s Transparent tactics of an anti-yuri weeb."}
+{"text":"I don't think most of Nobuko Yoshiya's novels were even translated to English (let alone anything more obscure than her) so it's pretty fair to say EOPs are in no position to weigh in on historical trends in Class S"}
+{"text":"No, you absolute retard, even if you can't read the original japanese (which even Japs have trouble with because its so old), the history is well fucking known. There are summaries of all her works and the general idea is clear you absolute fucktard. Noboku as already pointed out was a fucking outlier, an exception and from an era where Class S wasn't even big. The genre got big in the 60s-80s. How many times does this shit need to get repeated till you get it?"}
+{"text":"I think the maid and the ojou-sama are basically destined to. The rich family will not accept their daughter to have a mistress without a ring on her."}
+{"text":"If you bump and delete your post one more time instead of properly replying to this thread I will be posting a bunch of on-topic stuff and shorten this thread's lifespan significantly. You have been warned."}
+{"text":"I have warned you not to bump and delete your post. So now you reap what you sowed. So first of all I got into Lylicle through the visual novel, Lilycle Rainbow Stage. I feel like it introduced the series really well. I especially liked the calendar system. Advancing each couple throuhgout the year at your own pace is really cool, especially compared to either being forced to follow a route each time or having to read through every single couple's development simulteaneously in a linear kinetic VN. Ensemble casts should always be handled this way desu!"}
+{"text":"In my first playthrough I didn't really understand the VN's choices or how they worked, so I just reloaded them and thus unlocked all three possible combinations of the main triangle at the same time. For a series that builds such a strong identity on established pairings, it is quite surprising that they gave the player so much variation for the new main triangle. Like I am aware each couple variation has their own song and all, but it seems way harder to maintain. I guess it would be easier to have them in a threeway poly relationship to keep things concise... Of the three combination I did prefer Yuuno/Tamaki the most. Teacher and student yuri is always great, but Tamaki being almost a loli gave it a weird reverse age gap feel from what is actually going on. Sensei is also way more fun with Yuuno than with Saeka. Although I can't say I disliked any of the combinations. Saeka does feel sort of like the main love interest for Yuuno contextually to me though."}
+{"text":"If I had to rank all pairings in Lilycle Rainbow Stage!!! it would look like this: 1. Hare/Seira (tsundere couples are the best) 2. Alice/Ibuki (ojou-sama/maid is classic stuff) 3. Takami/Yuuno (the fun student/teacher one) 4. Mio/Natsuki (this feels like oneeloli) 5. Mai/Mayu (incest is wincest as they say) 6. Waka/Ayumi (Waka is just so freaking earnest) 7. Yuuno/Saeka (feels like the \"canon\" couple) 8. Ayame/Hina (I keep forgetting this pairings exists) 9. Tamaki/Seaka (despite my love for student/teacher, this one feels tagged on) There isn't any bad couple here, but some are clearly more fleshed out and interesting than others. Though I am sure Ayame/Hina is actually trying to appeal by being such a basic and straightforward dynamic of normal pure lovers. -- More thoughts next time that anon decides to bumpdelete."}
+{"text":"A thread to discuss any personal yuri creations you're currently working on or have ideas for, and to get feedback and advice from other anons. Tell us what you're making! This includes but is not limited to: yuri stories (note that fanfiction has it's own dedicated thread) yuri video games yuri comics yuri card games yuri 3D modeling and/or printing yuri graffiti yuri food using deep learning to construct two sentient female AI and setting them up on a blind date Note that all the normal board rules still apply, e.g. no hetshit, etc."}
+{"text":"working on a VN, focus is on one love interest for now. Trying to organise the game in a way that I can easily backtrack and add things later, such as additional NPCs. So, there are lots of .rpy files, and the script .rpy file only has calling functions in it. But is that a reasonable way to set it up?"}
+{"text":"LOL I was thinking of a VN like this sometime ago but im working on a different project before I tackle something complex like this."}
+{"text":"I'm not an expert, but that is what I do. I have all of my miscellaneous definitions and start/end in script.rpy then organize the actual script in separate .rpy files. Another thing: Visual Studio Code has a nice feature where it recognizes you're doing Ren'Py and colors your file contents for you."}
+{"text":"ah yes the script files has only the labels and calls, the content is split into these .rpy files. previously, i would dump the whole thing onto the script file so i hope this way makes it easier to make edits in future :)"}
+{"text":"Oh hey, shit, that's smart. I've only developed 1 small test game (and I mean 'lasts about 15 minutes' small) where I had teh main route on the base file and the others in separate ones, but this seems more... organized."}
+{"text":"More to fondle their boobs"}
+{"text":"more romantic stuff pls"}
+{"text":"Yes, \"ai\" means love."}
+{"text":"Stop posting gifs from futa scenes."}
+{"text":"It's been 10 long years since we were blessed with the best eroanime ever."}
+{"text":"Considering what it was, it could have been much worse. At least they deserve credit for not going down the forced Het route or including Het just to attract people. It's funny that the MC's lack of personality was a plot point."}
+{"text":"I will never forgive them for ruining this franchise with hetshit."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: After 15 glorious years, Virgins' Empire is nearing its end, so let's have one final thread. What are your favorite pairings and moments? What are your hopes for the remaining chapters?"}
+{"text":"Anyone have their hands on any of the Isobelle Pascha X Otome no Teikoku Figures? So cute!!!"}
+{"text":"Cursed tall Mahis."}
+{"text":"I have mask's. I really wanted to get at least two to pair them up but these things are very rare now and it is insanely difficult to even find someone selling one let alone for a price that isn't insanely expensive."}
+{"text":"Tall Mahimahi isn't really anon, it can't hurt you."}
+{"text":"real*"}
+{"text":"Good, good. Now where's the rest of it?!"}
+{"text":"Wow, after all this time? Much obliged, anon."}
+{"text":"Man seeing my art reposted after 10 years gives me a weird feeling"}
+{"text":"requesting the girl with green hair giving the black haired girl oral while wearing the pink outfit, the black haired girl has her back against a wall"}
+{"text":"For me, it's the gap moe of people who are mature and are attracted to men enough to let one impregnate her. If two women like that are going to get it on, you just know the attraction is uncharacteristically strong. Plus there's always the lingering thrill of \"what if my husband/children find out??\""}
+{"text":"Some people would take issue with this view but I agree"}
+{"text":"wrong thread sis"}
+{"text":"Yes, they are dating in the story like it is a yuri VN. Yes, they kiss a lot and the seiyuus make chuu sounds. Yes, there are other explicitly gay girls in the franchise too."}
+{"text":"What is this I hear of a self insert?"}
+{"text":"self insert Not yuri. Go to /vmg/ threads for off topic."}
+{"text":"Starting out with Sal Jiang since she loves this stuff."}
+{"text":"Reposting from the rape thread, since it might be better here."}
+{"text":"Because shitposters like you necrobump it."}
+{"text":"Dead thread"}
+{"text":"You know the drill: share your story ideas, from the simple to the complex, the pure to the lurid, all about that wonderful thing called yuri!"}
+{"text":"Then stop writing and stop using generative software and just read other people's works. Clearly your standards are below human."}
+{"text":"MC is a former punk from Earth who's trying to improve herself after being arrested, something which broke her mother's heart, only to end up being summoned to another world to be the 'heroine', being given a party of beautiful, capable women to adventure with. Anyone else might have bought into it right then and there. Hell, even the MC almost bought into it, seeing this as a chance at redemption But you'd have to be blind not to notice the odd pattern of a hero being summoned every ten years to fight the Demon Lord only for the 'hero' to die under mysterious circumstances after only temporarily inconveniencing the demon army. And sure, one failure would be understandable, not every hero is a winner. This has been going on for centuries. The MC smells a rat. Turns out, the whole 'summon a hero' thing is a scam: the 'hero' is meant to gain strength, becoming just powerful enough that their soul becomes an appetizing meal for the Demon Lord, and then they're betrayed and sacrificed, buying the kingdoms another decade of peace. The kingdoms are in on it, since aside from the benefit of not actually having to fight the Demon Lord, they get to exploit the population's fear for more money and power The party is in on it, acting like your typical JRPG party but really being a bunch of ne'er do wells: the sweet, cheerful healer is a cynic who was sold off as a child due to her healing powers, the tomboy berserker is a criminal who is trying to get a pardon after accidentally killing her allies in a rage, the elf ranger really is a racist bitch instead of just pretending to be one who pissed off some powerful people due to her arrogance, the charming rogue's 'heart of gold' is fake and she's genuinely just greedy, the quirky mage is a sociopath, and the 'wise' priestess is a fraud. The party is meant to help the MC just enough so that she's a proper sacrifice, and then betray her at the last second, and in turn get whatever they want (freedom, a pardon, riches, etc.)"}
+{"text":"The MC, having figured this out early on, knows she can't just bail, or she'll be hunted down and killed anyways, so she decides to play along, acting like she's a naive hero who's fallen for the act of her party and the kingdoms while trying to figure a way out of this. As the group adventures together, she starts becoming genuinely fond of them, having enough experience with punks and criminals to see beneath the surface: The healer is broken, having grown up under cruel circumstances; the berserker genuinely regrets what she did and wishes to make amends for it; the ranger was taught to act the way she does, and genuinely doesn't understand what she did wrong or why it was wrong; the rogue grew up convinced money was all that mattered, that you need money to survive because no one will help you; the mage might lack empathy, but she's not evil, she just can't understand others; and the priestess did believe once, but had that faith broken over time Because of this, the MC works to better understand and connect with her party, hoping that by doing so, she can turn them against her real enemies and come out of this situation alive, something that's actually starting to work as they all live and fight and bleed together Then, the day comes: the day of sacrifice, where demonic forces are supposed to ambush the MC, kill her, and take her soul to be eaten by the Demon Lord. The party is surprisingly reluctant, not knowing what to do, if they should stay loyal to the heroine they've come to like or look out for themselves. Good news is that the demons make that choice much easier for them. Bad news is that's because the demons are going to kill the party, too. What? Did you think they were going to leave potential witnesses? It was never said that the parties of the previous heroes lived to tell the tale. The horrified party realize they're about to die, and assume the MC will abandon them to their fate now that she knows the truth. But she doesn't."}
+{"text":"She already knew they were rats, and was fond of them anyways. She's not going to abandon them, not here, not now. Instead, she rallies them, fights for them, while they look on in stunned shock that she's willing to stand up for scum like them. The demons are similarly stunned, used to the 'heroes' breaking and running once they learned the truth and not expecting her to fight. The party rallies, and together, what should have been a total party kill turns into a victory. Afterwards, the party, ashamed, confesses the truth, and though the MC already knew this, she appreciates them telling her the truth. The healer is the only one bold enough to ask her: \"Why? You knew we were scum, so why didn't you run?\" \"Eh, even if you're scum, you're my scum. And I'm no saint, either.\" The MC responds. \"Besides, I'm going to need all the help I can get to kick the Demon Lord's teeth in and get payback on those damn nobles and monarchs.\" This is where the adventure really starts, the MC and her band of knuckleheads on a quest for redemption and revenge both, taking on not just the Demon King's army, which having grown fat and lazy over the centuries due to their deal are scrambling to respond to an actual threat, but the kingdoms, who don't want their scam failing after all this time, while the people, amazed at a hero actually beating the demons for once, start to really behind the MC As the story goes on, the MC starts to win the hearts of her party members, starting with the healer, who falls first and falls hardest, but with the other party members following, seeing the MC not just as a leader and a true friend, but as THEIR hero. The MC herself is not used to affection, and finds herself flustered, but also...happy. Series would show how the MC and her party gradually become true heroes, coming to care for one another, and eventually defeating the Demon Lord and getting payback on the monarchs and nobles who sold them out."}
+{"text":"A young female knight has been the reluctant bed partner of an older senior female knight since childhood. One night, after so many years of abuse, the young girl can't take it any more and puts into motion a plan to leave her mistress to die on the battlefield. It succeeds and no one suspects murder but there's a problem. The senior knight was a powerful warrior and an important leader. The Kingdom isn't happy about her death and decide to place blame of her death on the young female knight anyways. Given a suicide mission to seek the assistance of a powerful witch, the young knight goes off on her quest. She succeeds but ends up in yet another undesirable situation. The witch makes the young knight her consort and bed partner in exchange for assistance. Once more, the young female knight must plot to get out of her situation by plotting a way to murder her new mistress."}
+{"text":"In a weird way Elfen Lied. Y'know, between the other bits."}
+{"text":"That's BS. Slice of Life =/= CGDCT. Did you forget the show has a fucking male MC that is nearly ever present? That can by default not be CGDCT show you insufferable reprobate."}
+{"text":"Some people in the yuri community seem to have the foolish idea that more explicit series mean people will stop pairing their favorite characters. I can see this more for actual explicit series for 2 main reasons. 1: why support a couple when they're clearly not the endgame. 2: If they are the endgame, why make fan content when the main series satisfies that itch I imagine he means that they expect a payoff if they're supporting a couple, so how far a relationship progresses."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for talking about the history of yuri media. How it started. How it developed. Its most notable moments and its \"firsts\". If you're an amateur yuri scholar, pull up a seat and feel free to contribute with something interesting about yuri history you feel everyone ought to know about (but maybe doesn't)."}
+{"text":"Honestly all flowers were fair game. I doubt there was any intention to make lillies represent yuri specifically."}
+{"text":"Your approach is retarded. It's people like you who stunt lesbians from discovering their sexuality and forcing them into scenarios where they think something is wrong with them or they should date guys, because that's \"normal\". IO would beat the shit out of you if we ever met."}
+{"text":"Okay, internet tough gal."}
+{"text":"Why are you spamming the board with your garbage posts?"}
+{"text":"Square up wench"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread for yuri discussion of: Genshin Impact Honkai Impact 3rd Honkai Star Rail Guns GirlZ Zenless Zone Zero and other applicable miHoYo/Hoyoverse games"}
+{"text":"Gayest stickers so far."}
+{"text":"\"Hoping Sister Gigant will actually do something for Chapter 60\"- edition"}
+{"text":"what's the deal with this person?"}
+{"text":"From what I can remember, she's lying about commissioning artists and lying about asking for permission if she can repost/translate things. And she have a Patreon/melonbooks for making money off of art that isn’t hers, which probably is art that she doesn’t have permission to redistribute. Also, it seems she's talking shit to artists she does try to commission, telling them their art is bad, asking for refunds, etc. I could be wrong on this stuff since at the time, her misdeeds are written in Chinese and I use machine translations. But, after hearing her pinned schizophrenic tweet of why she disappeared last year. I'd say let's give her a second chance."}
+{"text":"she"}
+{"text":"Reverse traps on feminine girls preferred."}
+{"text":"Including but not limited to selfharm, eating disorders, mental, physical and emotional abuse. ts is hard to find"}
+{"text":"This is actually perfect, thank you"}
+{"text":"Garbage taste."}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"This thread is for: *Screenshots, pages, and discussion about general series, current or old, not covered by an existing thread, be it yuri, fanservice, subtext or goggles. Canon and non-canon both welcome. *News reports about things relevant to our interest *Original content that doesn't fit any specific thread topics *n/u/ year *Pretty much anything that doesn't have or need its own thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I can't get past the eyebrows in that one."}
+{"text":"She gets them waxed soon."}
+{"text":"Stop having an interest in 2D men. It's unhealthy."}
+{"text":"posting males"}
+{"text":"Thank you, onee-sama."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the translation anon. There's something comforting about seeing Yuushas talking about food in Kotamaru-sensei's style."}
+{"text":"So, what happened with her? did she survive her time defending her land like Natsume or didn't?"}
+{"text":"That's the one thing they never addressed for some reason. I always assumed they've kept it \"just in case\" but who knows. I'm personally still waiting to see if they'll release more of Akamine's story."}
+{"text":"She is part of the harem now"}
+{"text":"Looks like there's no active LWA threads in the catalogue-changing that"}
+{"text":"Considering their schedule, perhaps in 2029. But trust me, you won't like it....."}
+{"text":"Full size version of that."}
+{"text":"Who is the girl on the left?"}
+{"text":"Can we have a thread about CGDCTs?"}
+{"text":"no arguments just bait Typical shitposter. Always accusing others of what you are."}
+{"text":"Did they ever reveal if the order was a rabbit or not?"}
+{"text":"Gay perverted girls who get turned on from exposing themselves or getting sexually humiliated in public."}
+{"text":"That was just hilarious. Although the cliffhanger ending pisses me off. The classmate was clearly getting into it."}
+{"text":"Original is over 25mb"}
+{"text":"cliffhanger I wouldn't say \"raping\" her friend as a payback for stealing her first kiss counts as a cliffhanger. Of course it'd be better if there was a continuation of the story though, where she takes her outside naked on a leash and makes her do all kinds of depraved exhibitionist things before rewarding her with some hardcore strap-on plapping."}
+{"text":"A thread about celebrating the miracle of life."}
+{"text":"i'm loving this...."}
+{"text":"Only dykes reading Edition Discuss, request, and recommend /u/-related /lit/ works! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Elia Johnson - For Her Younger woman has a thing for her hot older boss, but her hot older boss is married to another woman already. Fortunately it turns out they are into sharing ... I thought there might be some interesting bits in how exactly they work everything out but it's such a superficial novel - it's all spelled out as is, there's no subtlety or nuance, and frankly no hurdles or complications of any substance. There's a bunch of sex - and the older women want the younger one as their submissive - but even that feels more like reading a cooking recipe than anything interesting. Ashley Halladay - Rabbit & Wand Actress auditions for a job as magician's assistant and what are the chances; they are both immediately into each other ... ... I kinda liked that theme and I would have liked more about the whole \"magician and assistant\" aspect, but it's more about the heroine's kid brother (and as usual with kids in romance novels it's just embarrassing to read) and her best friend (which is kinda inoffensively whatever). I was a bit amused by the initial \"But I'm not lesbian\" aspect of the story as this seemed like a particularly egregious case where it's just there to delay the inevitable for a bit for no reason whatsoever; it doesn't cause any drama, there's no background that would explain any of it, she's immediately entirely smitten by the magician, etcpp. It's just ... there. Very temporarily. And then forgotten. But yeah doesn't deliver enough magic."}
+{"text":"thanks for you're service"}
+{"text":"Any books where the protagonist has huuuge bazongas? I'm talkin' bout humongous honkers. Any books like that?"}
+{"text":"why is it so hard to find something with two beautiful women going on an adventure"}
+{"text":"Someone You Can Build A Nest In - John Wiswell God damn but this was such a disappointment. Some of it really is just unmet expectations. It's a shapeshifter people-eating monster romance, andbased on that description I was hoping for some gnarly amoral gore and/or weird sex. But the gore incredibly was weaksauce, the monster only ever eats \"bad\" people, and it's an asexual romance. None of that is necessarily bad, per se, but it was very disappointing. Other issues were more along the lines of a personal pet peeve. For instance, I hate when a character is built up as being the baddest motherfucker walking, only for them to spend the rest of the story repeatedly getting thumped by every man and his dog. By the end I was seriously starting to wonder if the MCs self-aggrandising \"I'm a deadly predator\" schtick was actually some unreliable narrator shit. What I do think is actually, no qualifiers bad writing is the conflicting nature of the MC's understanding of human nature. We're told over and over how she just doesn't get these wacky humans, and yet within seconds of witnessing a toxic family dynamic she's is diagnosing that shit with laser accuracy like she has a copy of the script in one hand and a DSM-V in the other. The inhuman hermit creature has a better understanding of human interaction that most humans do. When you combine that with the MC's apparently built-in conscience, and the way she only ever eats bandits and very obviously despicable antagonists, you get monster that never actually does anything monstrous. The novel talks a big game, but does not have the ability to back it up. So many times I was begging, begging, for her to just goddamn eat someone already, to please earn a little of that monster cred. And it never happened. Ironically, for a story about someone who keeps a bear trap inside her as a second set of molars it lacks teeth."}
+{"text":"Girls hitting the dirt button with their tongues. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Yuri Kiss Thread"}
+{"text":"How old is this vampire again?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, this. There's only a few angles that really work for maintaining eye contact, even then they're kinda out of focus. Plus, for me at least, I get that constant \"something is approaching, close your eyes, retard\" reaction that's uncomfortable to resist"}
+{"text":"lick, kiss, spit, anything"}
+{"text":"The thread for symmetrical docking/asymmetrical docking, or any yuri focused on boobs. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Canonically the largest tits you will find in any yuri series."}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"I googled “how gay are girls’ slumber parties” and the AI refused to give me an answer, when all the other results were clearly designed to scare adults. What are they hiding?"}
+{"text":"I find this interesting. If a guy brought an anime and it turned out to be like Yuri on Ice the guys would call them gay. But you bring gay girl stuff to a girls sleepover, well you're not gay you're just a slut."}
+{"text":"Which of them tries to masturbate sneakily?"}
+{"text":"Kyo- sneakily Nevermind."}
+{"text":"You're being too literal about it. \"lmao fag\" and \"omg slut\" are roughly analogous responses for males and females respectively, especially in the 2000s which I am just going to assume is the era that anon is speaking from. In this context the phrases have nothing to do with homosexuality or promiscuity per se. It's not much more than a gentle \"haha, weirdo\"."}
+{"text":"Yeah, exactly. It wasn't really contextually relevant, it was just how it was back then. It wasn't even necessarily because strike witches was gay that we called her that, more just that it was an obviously horny anime to begin with. Probably would have done the same had it been het or yaoi. And we probably wouldn't have done it if she had actually, y'know, outright said she was into it or something, it was almost entirely because she was already embarassed and uncomfortable being the one who brought it, you know. Very, someone's already uncomfortable, so it's your solemn duty as their friend to make them even more uncomfortable."}
+{"text":"Xcom 2's modding community was already nuts as is. Longwar really is quite nuts. But being active since 1994 is pretty impressive."}
+{"text":"I added X-Piratez to the mod paste, with a very quick installation tutorial by me. I also added a link to the extremely autistic 40 page gameplay guide for the mod. It's actually quite useful, especially if you wanna know how to get on the love interests' routes."}
+{"text":"Rumors are flying around about a Witcher 3 expansion, ten(10) years after the original game I’m really really hoping it’s a Ciri expansion to help bridge the story to Witcher 4….AND that it’s standalone without you needing to purchase the base m*le led game like how Uncharted has that Lost Legacy expansion"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"This is the most powerful panel in history."}
+{"text":"Wrong * no Miko thread, sis."}
+{"text":"Wow, I was really not paying attention when I posted that. Still a great page in any context."}
+{"text":"stacked tojis should kiss each other"}
+{"text":"The Old Live Action Thread is Archived, long live the Live Action Thread. Japanese Yuri, Thai GLs (or Thai yuri, watchamacallit), Western Despair and everything between. Please stick to media/series/films and don't discuss shipping irl people here, fellow ThaiGL neesans, this is not the place. Pluribus ep.5 dropped earlier due to an amerifestivus. Go watch it. Old Thread:"}
+{"text":"Yes there were a lot but from what I remember it had more het than /u/. The show is not really worth watching when much more /u/ is easier to find and better quality now. It was notable at the time because it was one of the first bigger shows with gay stuff but the seasons I watched became terrible and I am pretty sure I dropped it before it got even worse. This was back when /u/ was hard to find and I could stand to watch episodes of garbage for crumbs."}
+{"text":"Doom Patrol was great, but I kind of wish it got one more season, or at least a couple more episode in the last season. Mainly because K's romance with Space Case was extremely rushed. They deserved better, Space Case is fucking cute, but I guess once they had jane's personalities sorted out they'd either have to end the show or write her out, because she was simply too damn powerful."}
+{"text":"ok so should I watch the show for the siscon?"}
+{"text":"You should probably watch the show because its kino. I would say theres a clear vibe in the show that is more in your face in the novel. That said theres het stuff tho"}
+{"text":"Even in the book it’s still up to the interpretation, and there’s no reason to sit through all the het for some small snippets of the siscon. This is from what I recall, I’m part of the book club and we’ve been through so many books(and wine) it’s all a blur."}
+{"text":"Top is good, bottom is good, but middle is better Thread of pics of hentai females with strapons anally penetrating lolicons, milfs, or young girls. The best and the greatest invention since the discovery of wheel. Yuri action with dildos, anal beads or any other related toys are also welcome. Extra bonus for hot anal sex. Fill this thread with delicious strap-on action pics! Be the filling of this lesbian Oreo, between hot black goddesses who fuck like cats or bunnies in heat! Previous thread: (Midnight Edition)"}
+{"text":"New thread:"}
+{"text":"This thread is for: *Screenshots, pages, and discussion about general series, current or old, not covered by an existing thread, be it yuri, fanservice, subtext or goggles. Canon and non-canon both welcome. *News reports about things relevant to our interest *Original content that doesn't fit any specific thread topics *Happy /u/letide *Pretty much anything that doesn't have or need its own thread. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Turns out this one is ACTUALLY yuri. I guess it needs it's own thread then."}
+{"text":"How young is too young..."}
+{"text":"If she's born, she can do porn."}
+{"text":"And then, Reedaah woke up on the couch."}
+{"text":"AI shit."}
+{"text":"i didn't think I had to patch. It's a little confusing in that it says the game download will always be the latest version? Oh, I have rebooted and normally run my system in JP locale so that's not an issue for me nor something I bothered to consider. Regardless, I've come across a new error."}
+{"text":"i didn't think I had to patch (3) For god's sake please apply the patch if there's one You can see in the mega folder that the main file is version 16.7, uploaded in 2022, while the latest patch is version 22.7, uploaded in 2023."}
+{"text":"Yeah I ended up applying it yesterday, but still unfortunately get the above error."}
+{"text":"Some variable that's supposed to have a value doesn't have it, and that state was probably stored in your save file(s), might be a residue from before patching. If you haven't tried yet, get out of the current map and back in again, then save and load, it might reset it. If it doesn't, surf through menus and swap all party members, equipment, gems, tactics, etc..., then try again."}
+{"text":"News is imminent. Probably the release announcement for Restart."}
+{"text":"Are you reading Manosabo? Its probably the only thing that comes close to mgrp. The ships there are great too."}
+{"text":"Fish eats girl. Greatest love story ever told. Two episodes so far, share your h/u/mble opinion about the adaptation, manga or sensitive subjects."}
+{"text":"No retard, address my actual point. What do you think 99% of the pages where Shiori is extremely unhappy about the pledge tell you compared to this singular page where she is happy Hinako is still alive and this justifying to herself that this is still a better outcome than the worst one? heartfelt arc-ending speech summing up her development thus far about choosing the Hinako of tomorrow rather than the distant past or future is not her \"putting a positive spin\" You are insipidly surface and somehow believe that your thoughts are the deep ones. You absolute dullard, I did not say Shiori choosing the present Hinako is in any way related to this. I said her claiming she is happy that Hinako is alive right now because of her pledge is her coping with a bad lot she chose. Yes, she is happy that Hinako has the ability to enjoy herself right now. The manga is not portraying the pledge as a good thing EVER. It just shows Shiori becoming more human and in tune with emotions. You keep pretending, very stupidly, that this was the only way it could have been done. You are just accepting the outcome and justifying it retroactively. This is not a fact. The entire manga has a very different theme and message. The pledge was a desperate stopgap measure based on a monster's fallible understanding of human emotions. Giving in to dark impulses just to feel a bit better. Miko has summed up the story's actual message. You can only get better by talking things out and by changing yourself little by little."}
+{"text":"Well, somebody sure is excessively defensive. What do you think 99% of the pages where Shiori is extremely unhappy about the pledge tell you That she's unhappy about the pledge. Something being sad doesn't mean it wasn't your best or only choice. One of the story's main themes is that of remembering and connecting with people through pain, by choosing to bear the scars they cause you rather than letting it close you off. As Shiori herself says, while she truly wishes to not have to eat Hinako, her request that Hinako at least bear the regret of leaving her behind is *also* her sincere desire. Miko has summed up the story's actual message. You can only get better by talking things out That's literally what already Miko tried and failed at, both immediately prior to the new pledge and more generally before Shiori arrived. It doesn't work because Hinako isn't willing to accept that kind of help, and she only becomes willing because she's finally given hope, in the only form she's able to accept. Therapy isn't magical - you can't reach someone who actively does not want to be reached. Could there be some silver bullet of perfect Natural 20 Critical Success With Proficiency Bonus communication that would solve all of that? Sure, maybe, but if there is, *neither* of them have access to it, so it's about as relevant as saying \"Beowulf could have survived if only he had a magic sword!\". There's a reason Miko has no comeback when Shiori simply asks \"what else could I have done?\". The narrative is very clear, even going so far as to give direct explicit examples both times, about telling you that having the promise as something to hope for is what allows her to start improving and accepting help and communication in the first place - you can disagree with that, but that's not the manga's framing, that's having your own thoughts about its narrative."}
+{"text":"Something being sad doesn't mean it wasn't your best or only choice Which this wasn't. Miko tried and failed No she didn't. She never had the capacity to do this as much as she wanted, because she is responsible for everyoen not just Hinako and couldn't apporach her as much because of her hunger. Also, and I have already explained this enough, Shiori has a direcrt connection to Hinako that Miko doesn't have. Miko understands that Shiori's help is needed to heal Hinako. But it can only be done by Shiori understanding human emotions better and forming a proper bond. Miko has immensely helped Hinako, but Shiori is in love with Hinako and willing to give everything to her. the story says it was right because it worked! No it doesn't. It only says that this stopgap measure was the only solution Shiori could come up with. Again, you are shallow as fuck. I will say it again, there is no way to heal Hinako in one conversation. There is literally no solution to that, especially not that retarded pledge. But Shiolri could have convinced Hinako not try to kill herself that day and could have spoken to her about her feelings and understand where Hinako is coming from. She didn't and couldn't. You keep confusing the band-aid with the cure. It's pathetic."}
+{"text":"I want more Watatabe High School shorts."}
+{"text":"Next thread Can't believe we already hit bottom of page 10."}
+{"text":"Happy Birthday to my OTP! hopefully one day the translator of the himegami no miko manga finally tls the extras he said he was gonna do"}
+{"text":"Because OP fucked up and put the topic in the name section we had two KnM threads for ages."}
+{"text":"Well shit happens. It's a series that deserves two threads."}
+{"text":"Even so, we shouldnt encourage dumbos who cant use the subject field correctly."}
+{"text":"Alright alright, time to go to the other thread then."}
+{"text":"We did?? Where even is the other one"}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"That reminds me, Class of 09 thread just got deleted. That series has A TON in common with Watamote. Socially awkward boy who got bullied in school writes a story about a stuck up, misanthropic, sexually confused highschool girl. The story is very female gaze at times and filled with equally sexually confused female characters and lesbian elements. Yuri fans, quirky fangirls who resonate with the characters, and all kinds of people like them flock to the author's work and shower him with money, praises, and fame. Author doesn't like the fanbase he gets for whatever reason so he shits all over his own work, ruins the characters, and buries the yuri, all just to troll them. The resemblance is so strong it's scary. Why are they like this? Why did they write gay female self insert characters when they're misogynistic homophobic incels themselves? And most importantly, how come they're so good at writing female characters that real women can relate their real life experience with these characters? I wish they weren't so insecure and mentally unstable, but I guess their brilliance has to come from somewhere."}
+{"text":"Okay, the new chapter's finally being posted on /a/!"}
+{"text":"Okay, the new chapter's finally being posted on /a/! And nothing girl x girl related in it as always, what a surprise."}
+{"text":"New"}
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+{"text":"whenfield is now verysoonfield who's excited? endfield thread"}
+{"text":"hm. but continue begging each and every thread, you \"people\" are insufferable. not even the first linux beggar this thread"}
+{"text":"Its another open world action gacha theres dozens of those"}
+{"text":"This, 200 bucks for one character that's going to be powercrept Lol, lmao even, gachashit is such a fucking scam and these paypiggies pay"}
+{"text":"Let me know when they put her in and I'll play"}
+{"text":"it's getting hyped because of the franchise legacy"}
+{"text":"*explodes your corpse*"}
+{"text":"It does something against heart turn 2 I guess. Also gives a whopping 4 block against shield and spear sometimes."}
+{"text":"I feel like it could apply to anything that creates cards in general. Or if they want to keep it as a \"fuck these two enemies in particular\" relic, maybe just whenever a status card is created in general. Would go well with Ironclad."}
+{"text":"So are we actually getting StS2 this year? Or what's even happening to the game? And will we get StS2 or Balatro's promised content update first?"}
+{"text":"Latest news were early access goes live on March (we still don't know the exact day)"}
+{"text":"Monster Train 2 was an excellent sequel. Will Slay the Spire 2 be?"}
+{"text":"It’s…fun as hell"}
+{"text":"In English, doc?"}
+{"text":"There’s a ton to do. Combat is fine. We’re building a base and grinding for good gear"}
+{"text":"Minecraft doesn't even have a combat system"}
+{"text":"I agree it's a lot of fun. It made me want to try out Minecraft since I've never played. What's the best mod pack to try? All the Mods?"}
+{"text":"Troonslop"}
+{"text":"what are some good F1 games? not just racing games, specifically F1."}
+{"text":"gimi"}
+{"text":"the ones on psx made by psygnosis or studio liverpool and studio 33, but avoid f1 98 and f1 99"}
+{"text":"grand prix 2/3/4"}
+{"text":"Anything good and recent? Even better if it can be played on Switch. My dad loves F1 and I would like to gift him something to play besides those cashgrab f2p mobile games."}
+{"text":"Still the GOAT despite attempts for zoomies to claim otherwise"}
+{"text":"long running franchise only one game is actually good"}
+{"text":"true colors was good"}
+{"text":"want to play a game but don't want to play any of my hundreds of games"}
+{"text":"As a Yes Man enthusiast and NCR sympathizer, I now regret killing Mr. House on all my playthroughs. Turns out, he’s a hero."}
+{"text":"more to support the interpretation of House ending = Old World bad to Cass {Skeptical} Dad used to say that in the Old World, people would put boards on their feet and soar down the mountains. \"What's wrong?\" (VDialogueCassRoseofSharonCassidyTopic084) {Sarcastic} Aside from the TV-faced robots, the dust, and the old man smell in every room? Nothing, it's a paradise. {Uneasy} This place has the Old World Blues about it. Everything in here feels like it should have passed on a long time ago. Hell, it's hard to believe Vegas is right outside. So, yeah, I'm looking to leave whenever you're ready. \"All right. Come on, let's go.\" {Relieved to be leaving} Thank god, the sooner the better. When you dismiss her to the Lucky 38, she has a unique dismissal message. \"Cass has gone... reluctantly... to the Lucky 38.\" {Wary, doesn't like 38} All right... don't be long. {Under her breath} Robots there give me the creeps. {Wary, doesn't like 38} All right. Guess Vegas it is. {Wary, doesn't like 38} Back to the gilded cage."}
+{"text":"The companions are the weakest part of New Vegas and by a long shot"}
+{"text":"Not a single companion with Legion friendly views, only one that takes a neutral stance is Raul."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here have experience with modding? When do I know that I need NVSE etc? What exactly can't be accomplished by GECK alone? GECK seems easy enough but the million plugins FNV has make the learning curve seem steep"}
+{"text":"Game has crazy lore"}
+{"text":"Why comuvirgins don't simply go to China if they hate being in America so much?"}
+{"text":"AI automated socialist market economy (China, soon)"}
+{"text":"Because China is a national socialist state that only serves Chinese people"}
+{"text":"RNG born as a nobleman in a feudal society"}
+{"text":"the fuck was his problem?"}
+{"text":"boss that resuses Godfrey"}
+{"text":"Anybody who bitches about a boss \"not playing by the rules\" is a fucking retard."}
+{"text":"As far as he knew he was cuckolded"}
+{"text":"Hoarah Literally Houx"}
+{"text":"2nd coolest fight of the game"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, in Ironforge..."}
+{"text":"i wish games looked like this"}
+{"text":"Blatant Blizzard advertising thread"}
+{"text":"So much better than Stormwind. I miss when this was basically the defacto capitol before Blizzard put a bunch of shit only in Stormwind"}
+{"text":"Well, it appears it flopped. like everyone with a brain said it did. where are all the cope fiends? you guys were valiantly defending its success 3 months ago"}
+{"text":"Worth pointing out that e33 was on game pass and it 149k peak players. avowed and outer worlds 1/2 dont hit that combined. I wonder when the gay pass cope will die"}
+{"text":"Avellone won"}
+{"text":"ya it really feels like the world doesnt take itself seriously enough while the characters feel preachy like watching good morning vietnam and getting to the second half of the movie"}
+{"text":"is there anything more reddit than the games writers taking the piss at the players expense"}
+{"text":"I just don't understand. I thought first game flopped. I played it myself but dropped after like 5 hours because it was extremely boring. At this point I think it's safer and better to do a new IP? Like, how many people are there that were actually hyped for this shit?"}
+{"text":"\"nobody had visited the tomb in centuries\" tomb has lit candlesticks"}
+{"text":"bats, rats, wolves No reason for them to fight eachother, they all cover different niches skeletons, ghouls, ghosts Don't need to eat so don't need to fight bandits Peacefully living by farming bats, rats and wolves with assistance from the undead vampires In a mutually beneficial relationship with the bandits. The bandits give them blood and they help them with farming and other tasks in exchange. adventures Invasive species. Will cause havoc and destabilize the ecosystem if not dealt with immediately."}
+{"text":"\"nobody had visited the tomb in centuries\" \"well except John the tombkeeper, he lights the candles there every day and performs general maintenance\""}
+{"text":"The virgin gamer Change that to \"the virgin lorefag\" and you're good"}
+{"text":"the nu-gamer doesn't even spare a thought for the lighting and stares at the arrow on his compass"}
+{"text":"what can i say, man? i fucking hate shmups. i wondered if system erasure could make the genre actually compelling to me the way they did with sokoban, another genre i historically dislike. turns out that the answer is no. this shit sucks, and from what i can tell there's nothing to really dig into here beneath the surface. at least it looks and sounds pretty ig!"}
+{"text":"Trvke"}
+{"text":"In no way is it actually worse nor is it a \"retread\" of shit, it's a shmup made by people who actually like shmups, simple as."}
+{"text":"Hard Corps"}
+{"text":"Sure thing retard-bro. And Lunacid is a kingsfield-like."}
+{"text":"All shmups are retreads of other shmups"}
+{"text":"how do I decide what meta deck to steal?"}
+{"text":"Whatever deck looks the coolest from the newest set. Frogs from bloomburrow were sick."}
+{"text":"Mtg top 8. Congrats faggot you're now a netdecker."}
+{"text":"This is true. Chess has an algorithm that decides which pieces I start with on the board to ensure a 50/50 win rate. It also changes some of the white pieces to be black to be more diverse just like Magic The Gathering. This is a well known fact."}
+{"text":"This is true it unironically is on chess websites when your rating is finally stabilized, you match against people you're mathematically predicted to go 50/50 against. You don't need to fix matches to do this."}
+{"text":"Both games match you with similarily strong opponents. Idk what other shizo nonsense you’re on about"}
+{"text":"Tsukihime is just Twilight for dudes."}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"First of all, no. Second, it would be the other way around."}
+{"text":"why are they so gay"}
+{"text":"LOVE WON LIFE IS STRANGE REUNION IS KINO ALREADY"}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to cum in chloe"}
+{"text":"every guy in the promo shots is brown everyone has a 1000 yard stare certified jeet game"}
+{"text":"After the last game where they cucked Max by having Chloe flirt and hit on Victoria who could have been a potential new partner for Max after Chloe bitched out and dumped her it soured me to any future game in the series. Fuck them I hope their studio shits the bed"}
+{"text":"way to out yourself as a newfag you need to go back"}
+{"text":"yeah well they should bring back lesbian teenage max and chloe not sad old alcoholic adult max and chloe nobody gives a SHIT about them"}
+{"text":"Me when I spread misinformation online, hi planks"}
+{"text":"BSG took cuts in the past. But ever since 2018 we've gone 100%. Only scum is PayPal asking much transactional fees Ive been told the charity doesn't want PayPal, so they collect it and send it over."}
+{"text":"wake up FF 7 shit sleep again"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"what's the BSG viewer to BSG thread poster overlap 50%?"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO HUFFLEPUFF"}
+{"text":"Damn, why does the hufflepuff get the best bikini skin?"}
+{"text":"more like hufflepuffy nipples"}
+{"text":"still no sauce"}
+{"text":"Overlooking a Hufflepuff workhorse gf At least try to suppress your rampant homosexuality."}
+{"text":"I made it, that's all there is, sorry anon"}
+{"text":"Voting is open for the 2025 /v/GAs. Remember, your vote counts when you click a link in the thread. Voting code is contained in the replies below. Check the replies for the most recent code."}
+{"text":"The amount of times dispatch appears is giving me flashbacks to the first telltale walking dead. Also laughing at the tourists that come out just to hate board traditions."}
+{"text":"Fuck off."}
+{"text":"ty anon it is a thankless job i squirted too"}
+{"text":"What is this board's axe to grind with Ghost of Yotei? I get Expedition 33 getting the \"overrated\" nomination, but why Yotei? Ditto for 007. They've got the Hitman team on that and you're dreading it?"}
+{"text":"Tsushima but with a protagonist that nobody wanted"}
+{"text":"what the fuck was this for?"}
+{"text":"•—•"}
+{"text":"it was a vitality sensor connection point so you could put your dick in it"}
+{"text":"It's an eyelash cleaner, give it a shot."}
+{"text":"it's where the steam comes out after intense gaming sessions when you press you always have to make a *PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH* noise, remember that"}
+{"text":"It was never used by Nintendo, but Nyko used it to make a shell to have your wiimote held while playing."}
+{"text":"LOVE WON LIFE IS STRANGE REUNION IS KINO ALREADY"}
+{"text":"i've always wanted to cum in chloe"}
+{"text":"every guy in the promo shots is brown everyone has a 1000 yard stare certified jeet game"}
+{"text":"After the last game where they cucked Max by having Chloe flirt and hit on Victoria who could have been a potential new partner for Max after Chloe bitched out and dumped her it soured me to any future game in the series. Fuck them I hope their studio shits the bed"}
+{"text":"way to out yourself as a newfag you need to go back"}
+{"text":"yeah well they should bring back lesbian teenage max and chloe not sad old alcoholic adult max and chloe nobody gives a SHIT about them"}
+{"text":"Tsukihime is just Twilight for dudes."}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"First of all, no. Second, it would be the other way around."}
+{"text":"why are they so gay"}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO HUFFLEPUFF"}
+{"text":"Damn, why does the hufflepuff get the best bikini skin?"}
+{"text":"more like hufflepuffy nipples"}
+{"text":"still no sauce"}
+{"text":"Overlooking a Hufflepuff workhorse gf At least try to suppress your rampant homosexuality."}
+{"text":"I made it, that's all there is, sorry anon"}
+{"text":"Me when I spread misinformation online, hi planks"}
+{"text":"BSG took cuts in the past. But ever since 2018 we've gone 100%. Only scum is PayPal asking much transactional fees Ive been told the charity doesn't want PayPal, so they collect it and send it over."}
+{"text":"wake up FF 7 shit sleep again"}
+{"text":"grim"}
+{"text":"what's the BSG viewer to BSG thread poster overlap 50%?"}
+{"text":"Voting is open for the 2025 /v/GAs. Remember, your vote counts when you click a link in the thread. Voting code is contained in the replies below. Check the replies for the most recent code."}
+{"text":"The amount of times dispatch appears is giving me flashbacks to the first telltale walking dead. Also laughing at the tourists that come out just to hate board traditions."}
+{"text":"Fuck off."}
+{"text":"ty anon it is a thankless job i squirted too"}
+{"text":"What is this board's axe to grind with Ghost of Yotei? I get Expedition 33 getting the \"overrated\" nomination, but why Yotei? Ditto for 007. They've got the Hitman team on that and you're dreading it?"}
+{"text":"Tsushima but with a protagonist that nobody wanted"}
+{"text":"what the fuck was this for?"}
+{"text":"•—•"}
+{"text":"it was a vitality sensor connection point so you could put your dick in it"}
+{"text":"It's an eyelash cleaner, give it a shot."}
+{"text":"it's where the steam comes out after intense gaming sessions when you press you always have to make a *PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH* noise, remember that"}
+{"text":"It was never used by Nintendo, but Nyko used it to make a shell to have your wiimote held while playing."}
+{"text":"level 99 character joins the party early"}
+{"text":"But what is the difference between melkor and morgoth? Melkor was basically satan but he was essentially a huge baby throwing a tantrum, and not actually all that brave or directly strong. He was chaotic evil and just wanted to scramble and destroy everything made by God. Sauron is a former lackey of Melkor and eventually became his successor, but Sauron is more neutral/lawful evil. He doesn't necessarily want to destroy or scramble the world, he wants to control and industrialize and forge it into his own efficient land. Both are cowards. In the end Melkor was actually the bigger coward: in the final War of Wrath Melkor tried to hide in his fortress like a little bitch when the Valar came to root him out and he was dragged out by his feet, while Sauron at least went out and fought against the Last Alliance when they were sieging his fortress."}
+{"text":"bro it's FILLER anyone who uses that word is a grade A retard"}
+{"text":"Melkor is his original name from creation. Morgoth is what he came to be known as on Middle Earth."}
+{"text":"Same dude, different name"}
+{"text":"You're not wrong. But Deagol had still been an asshole, and while Smeagol was himself being a greedy asshole, he probably wouldn't have killed Deagol had it been a normal gold ring"}
+{"text":"What's the best wizardrylike?"}
+{"text":"With Sony losing so much money daily they’re giving in on even the TV industry do they have much of a future as a hardware manufacturer? Are they going to go the way of Microsoft and make machines for people who want games to run on low but at a cheaper price than most PCs while porting their games everywhere?"}
+{"text":"the future of china is technology. AI, hardware, everything in chinese hands."}
+{"text":"2 more weeks until CHINA NUMBA WAN"}
+{"text":"South park was right China will rule the world in the future"}
+{"text":"Sony"}
+{"text":"literally the only decent TV manufacturer left is now going to be a Chinese fart"}
+{"text":"WON'T FORGIVE YOUUUUU"}
+{"text":"They're rushing it out just like Wilds and DD2, it's definitely a 3make situation"}
+{"text":"discordtrannies found the thread"}
+{"text":"RE4 Remake length or a little longer. Nobody is complaining about LENGTH buddy, but about location variety and actual places we'll get to visit in RE9. I mean RE7 was actually quite damn long if you play at a normal place, yet it felt very very small in terms of actual scale (cause it was)"}
+{"text":"Grace"}
+{"text":"We've only seen the Wellness Center and some street shots of some city. I'm glad they're not showing us all the locations so we can be surprised when we play it. Best thing about RE4 back in 05 was when I had no idea there was a massive castle section or an island with labs. I only thought it was creepy village. Stop trying to to doom all the time. It's unhealthy."}
+{"text":"/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday consoletan.booru.org consoletans.neocities.org/ flockmod.com/r/thebreakroom"}
+{"text":"This Chinese gal fused the PS5, Switch 2 and Xbox Series X into a single console. Requesting this fused tan."}
+{"text":"that pic Welcome back, Super Genintari"}
+{"text":"Weekly reminder that Xbone is fat"}
+{"text":"every time this is said she gains one extra pound"}
+{"text":"big deck donk"}
+{"text":"you figure it out. I have trouble deciding. I had a stroke and now my intelligance is impacted."}
+{"text":"Imagine not having a retort. CoD4 was a dogshit FPS designed for cattle controllers, televisions and retards. It aimed for you. Ultra low TTK. Grenade indicators. Showed enemies on the map. Not only that, but thats around the time destitute shitters got access to the internet, and there was a measurable worsening in peoples attitudes and behaviour. Trash talking before console cattle: noob! owned! suck it down! Trash talking after console cattle: NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR MOM SLUT BITCH"}
+{"text":"Cell is a sad symptom of IBM's retardedness in the early 2000s. Did exactly what Intel tried with the Pentium 4 (giganigga pipeline with no care for IPC and attempt to compensate with clock speed) and had absolutely no backup designs if that didn't work out. The G5 Macs, PS3 and Xbox 360 all suffered for it and it's the reason PowerPC isn't in the consumer space any more."}
+{"text":"Oh im not that anon that was arguing with you. I just think you're deluded for thinking consoles dont have good games when pc begs for half those games then doesn't play them."}
+{"text":"when pc begs for half those games then doesn't play them. Thanks for beta testing, but I'll play the objectively superior version on PC."}
+{"text":"HOLY FUCK this is good"}
+{"text":"there's exactly zero subscribers left on this service"}
+{"text":"I dont find Premium that bad of a deal but $30 a month for Ultimate is crazy."}
+{"text":"not even DS2 that'll be $360 per year seriously why are we not burning Redmond to the ground?"}
+{"text":"Played both the new shinobi and 2d ninja gaiden and liked gaiden slightly more. But both were solid 8s in my book."}
+{"text":"Why are ff1 and ff2 on game pass anyway"}
+{"text":"in development for at least 13 years not a single believable or realible leak they got it locked up tighter than a solitude virgin"}
+{"text":"I do not know anything about modeling, I have know seen in-game engine renders, which looked good because from what I understand they gutted lumen or created it's approximation and ported to creation engine, otherwise the assets look like any other AAA 3d asset with a standard pbr pipeline."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info Seems like it’ll be better than starfield but worse than anybody’s expectations since they’re so fuckin high"}
+{"text":"It looks very strange in some cases, you will see what I mean when they release the footage. The reason why it looks weird to me is because I don't entirely understand what this shit is being held together by half of the time. It is very deliberately decorative and impractical, intentionally so, and crown armors look like that as well which some might like but I found weird. That being said I can't comment on much more because I got to work on TES6 only got 2 months and only on a limited aspect of it, initially when I got ancient elven stuff I assumed it was actually for ESO because I couldn't believe I actually got a chance to work on TES6 and I realized it was for TES6 only when I got a second design document for redguard factions and ships. You have to understand no one really tells you shit when you work in outsource, it is a very blackbox feeling, half of the time you don't even know codename of the game. You just literally sit in slack and get a pdf file from local AD, you do your sketches and send it in, then he gets back with client feedback, repeat like 5 times. It's a very isolated feeling and nothing like the concept art of the glory days where you got to participate in creating a world truly."}
+{"text":"ah so its like oblivion in terms of art style, IE todd wants to look generic fantasy for mass market appeal."}
+{"text":"It's insane how much the DS duology killed his stock."}
+{"text":"You have never played Death Stranding 2"}
+{"text":"Didn't Kojima start the whole thing with his Silent Hill demo?"}
+{"text":"\"This will be the first strand-type game\" Everybody laughs about it All of the sudden there are several very successful games about going on big treks The guy is weird and most certainly overblown but his insight on game design is without a doubt those of a seasoned veteran"}
+{"text":"no delivery, no complex terrain traversal try again"}
+{"text":"That's what I've been saying since the first gameplay teaser, P.T was always a bad first impression since it looked and played no differently than the average indie horror game at the time. Before P.T you had Slender and Outlast, which kickstarted the \"Disposable horror game for streamers\""}
+{"text":"This is a japanese grappler. Any questions? No? Good, now play fighting games"}
+{"text":"Her slippers look very uncomfortable to walk on"}
+{"text":"toilets still need cleaning in a post scarcity society what happens when the robots rebel would make a great campaign even outside my joke making"}
+{"text":"what happens when the robots rebel They sort of already tried, see: RA and the Deimos Event. It's why shackling exists in the first place. would make a great campaign even outside my joke making It would be very scary, especially considering a lot of mechs have NHPs at LL3 and is a big part of their power. I could see some HORUS nutjobs trying to make it happen though."}
+{"text":"That's my wife!"}
+{"text":"2B being in GBFV makes me not want to play it, it has a stench of desperation that gives me the ick. Like you have to get the buttbot to try and cash in on sex appeal because you don't trust your own girls like the likes of fucking Magisa to get the job done?"}
+{"text":"At that point in FFXIV's current expansion where i level up the alt jobs i never use just for completionists sake Always leave the ones i hate till last aka Monk, Black Mage and Summoner MNK and BLM just aren't for me But SMN actively feels rancid to play Every expansion its worse Okay lets see what they turned it into this expansion Spam one button using a series of off GCD skills with long cooldowns to simply change what button you are spamming to a second or just the element of it. Compared to stuff like Red Mage or Dancer it was bad when it was a straight clone of WoW's Cata era Affliction Warlock but every time it just keeps getting worse. To say nothing of summoning big fucking screen filling assholes so annoying they added an option in the settings to reduce their size. I fucking hate Summoner and every expansion when i have to drag it another 10 levels through a few days of beast tribe dailys and duty roullettes i hate it even more. Whats that mmo class for you?"}
+{"text":"they're not removing combat addons. they're masking the combat api. this breaks all current combat addons but doesn't necessarily prevent them from working around it"}
+{"text":"they could always just fix the netcode"}
+{"text":"Retard or obtuse?"}
+{"text":"I'm really hoping Beastmaster actually is their way of testing whether something like that could work again It's just the dumping ground for old pet mechanics. Your only hope is that BLU gets upgraded to a real job and sets the precedent for BST to follow suit."}
+{"text":"You're definitely retarded, no question there."}
+{"text":". But"}
+{"text":"They're trying to get ahead of it as a result of the Okami tweet making the rounds, so they can recontextualize what is obviously referring to a predominantly black audience to white people bad"}
+{"text":"at least there's gameplay in shooters and sports games And there isn't in what, RPGs as a whole? You think that's going to be a workable position here?"}
+{"text":"FIFA and Madden still sell a shit ton but every single release has negative reviews because the games are dogshit. Ball and gun gamer represents these people that fucking know these games are dogshit yet still keep buying them every year anyway, then complain there aren't any good games to play."}
+{"text":"Slopticle. gonna have to report you to the ADL for this new-fangled antisemitic dogwhistle"}
+{"text":"demo this Friday release in one week Who else is hyped?"}
+{"text":"I mean theatrics in the obvious sense the word might imply. Stuff like  taken by itself is obviously just your everyday anime stuff, but when you add a musical number in your game I can't help but start wondering if they're going for a more theatrical vibe or if it's just something punctual."}
+{"text":"Holly conviced me to buy the ultimate edition"}
+{"text":"Summons a sun on you"}
+{"text":"Elden Ring couldn't even get the horse to work in co-op That was a deliberate choice. Seamless coop allows for horses during coop and even invasions and everything works fine."}
+{"text":"It was a deliberate choice You don't have to remind me that Fromsoft has a lot of retards, anon."}
+{"text":"IT'S FUCKING OVER"}
+{"text":"ACtard…"}
+{"text":"only 33% only nigga do you not see the writing on the wall when mutts get wanked as the most consumerist country and the most important market yet japan is already on par with that demand?"}
+{"text":"He can’t even prove or back up any of his accusations so he’s just a troll at this point. He can’t argue so he’s makes false accusations as a cop out."}
+{"text":"BUT MUH CHRIS \"ok I lied, and?\" DRING NUMBERS. NDSfags are deluding themselves so hard that at this rate they may off themselves once february comes."}
+{"text":"Its a strange cognitive dissonance where they want to believe anyone talking shit about Nintendo is one \"Snoy\" or whatever they tell them, even though the majority of users on this Board are probably on PC. It says something about the current state of Nintendo that their schizos are producing awful shitposting on /v/ rather than playing their games. Maybe the MK World threads wouldn't be so fucking dead then"}
+{"text":"Touch the cow. Do it now"}
+{"text":"Hey peaches, how about you moon me? Hahaha!"}
+{"text":"Kanna's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, and her ass is sufficiently large to attract human males."}
+{"text":"Because in that exact same story you’re describing the entire point of that character is that although they’re 1000 years old they’re still physically 12. Stop being intentionally disingenuous"}
+{"text":"best sailor scout"}
+{"text":"I guess that's the second best thing."}
+{"text":"is that a retarded 4kids-tier american localization or does that actually happen in the japanese script?"}
+{"text":"Why is no one excited for Palworld?"}
+{"text":"steam charts twitch viewers youtube views What is this mentall illness called?"}
+{"text":"Basic observation?"}
+{"text":"new internet people have been raped by shareholder interests on websites and media so fucking hard that they are obsessed with the same inane bullshit they are nowadays i.e. \"engagement\" statistics, disdain for nsfw (either has to be full porn or 100% familiy friendly no inbetween), profit margins, etc."}
+{"text":"oh boy, another early-access open-world survival scam that calls a half-finished game \"1.0\" after sales start drying up"}
+{"text":"Ethan give me a baby!!!! Your response?"}
+{"text":"I'm not Ethan, so I don't give a shit."}
+{"text":"They are literally made of nasty biting flies"}
+{"text":"Alright slop anon give them all dick bulges"}
+{"text":"any girl who shows interest in you is an agent of the state"}
+{"text":"This would be too based for Capcom to do. They already deviated too much on their \"characters are celibates\" policy in Village by implying Ethan had sex to conceive his daughter."}
+{"text":"It really is the PEAK of multiplayer gaming in 2026"}
+{"text":"I can take dogshit, I can not take cheating dogshit."}
+{"text":"how much genuine faggotry is happening in the lobbies"}
+{"text":"Genuine? Next to zero. Ironic? From very little to quite a bit, depending on the scouts in the lobby."}
+{"text":"that one pink"}
+{"text":"remake the greatest game of the 2000s butcher and censor it casualize it's gameplay Nobody has been backstabbed more than DR fans"}
+{"text":"The remake's better. casualize it's [sic] gameplay Fixing the dogshit AI didn't \"casualize\" it, but merely removed the artificial difficulty."}
+{"text":"Even the Wii port ACK-"}
+{"text":"Rendering the same room twice is too much for modern consoles. Please understand."}
+{"text":"The bad AI makes survivors feel like incompetent idiots you have to protect, which makes sense in the scenario while also adding to the overall stress the game is pushing onto you. I get why people don't like it, but if you know you know. It's not a game for everyone."}
+{"text":"it's simply not possible... we lost the technology..."}
+{"text":"Life Is Strange: Reunion has been announced, release on March 26th“Made by and for fans of the original game, Life Is Strange: Reunion brings a definitive closure to the saga of Max and Chloe”"}
+{"text":"who the fuck is this supposed to be"}
+{"text":"Yeah I don't care, they're all post-wall now so the appeal is gone."}
+{"text":"still keeping max's new ugly completely different person face instead of going back to her old actual face fuck you But good lord, Chloe is still so fucking hot my God I love you Chloe so much even though you're a lesbian, that makes you hotter, I cried when you died, I sobbed so much, I miss you so much Chloe"}
+{"text":"“Made by and for fans of the original game Its going to be another double exposure where they actively shit on the fans of the original game"}
+{"text":"do people really still care about this series?"}
+{"text":"Favorite sister?"}
+{"text":"Was just thinking of this the other day, I ought to give it another good go."}
+{"text":"good luck"}
+{"text":"This looked cool but I never played it."}
+{"text":"I originally tried it like 8 years ago but completely fucked up my playthrough, it seemed intriguing but I kept avoiding it for the longest while Gave it another shot a few months ago and ended up liking it quite a lot Frankly I didn't totally understand the motivations of each sister so I'll probably just say that Uta was my favourite"}
+{"text":"but completely fucked up my playthrough I wonder if Ice Pick intended this game to be this random"}
+{"text":"yearly reminder that it is time for your yearly mirror's edge replay"}
+{"text":"Was Kill Bill the reason why \"hot but also dangerous asian chick\" became such a ubiquitous character archetype in the sixth and seventh generation?"}
+{"text":"KH2FM, 100%. I've gotten a lot faster at it, especially since I learned some speedrun strats."}
+{"text":"Well sometime probably, it's legit my favourite game. A true masterpiece."}
+{"text":"IoI"}
+{"text":"that is indeed the guy who jerks off to literal newborns while depicting himself as a cross-dressing child, yes"}
+{"text":"insane, dangerous, and frankly delusional interpretation report to your nearest detention facility for reeducation"}
+{"text":"Correct but neither of them want to be eaten with egg nog."}
+{"text":"They hate both groups thats it"}
+{"text":"Earisu Gainsborough"}
+{"text":"Aerith ball"}
+{"text":"All these worlds seem to have a connected consciousness among characters. It's how 'main timeline Cloud' is able to see through the mind of the KO'd Cloud in the 'zack timeline' Because this time cloud will know the future the same way aerith knew it before the whispers stole it from her in remake."}
+{"text":"First Strike + ATB Boost materia lay down Arcane Ward and Radiant Ward have someone cast haste on her and the other agro enemies to them rebuild ATB with Aerith teleport to ward and nuke enemies with magic Use the Refocus synergy ability that gives you 3 ATB bars when available to kick even more ass."}
+{"text":"In the time needed to do this, Cloud would've faceraped the encounter already."}
+{"text":"Cloud can see and talk to Aerith in the lifestream, the others can only feel her"}
+{"text":"2026 still no FPS about sneaking through a dense jungle/forest and stealth killing people"}
+{"text":"Crysis"}
+{"text":"Not if there are 5 of them walking close to each other. another mgs 3 answer. also yes that is what made me want a game like that. those 2 short segments in crysis."}
+{"text":"You can that in literally any FPS game. Why are FPS players so retarded."}
+{"text":"crysis crysis 3 far cry far cry 3 far cry 4"}
+{"text":"Isnt that what half the Far Cry franchise is about?"}
+{"text":"B]"}
+{"text":"not skiing in Tribes fucking casual."}
+{"text":"he plays UNCreal Tournament ok nah I’m actually crying bro got me giggling kicking my feet fr, ts insane behavior"}
+{"text":"I miss tribes ascend"}
+{"text":"sure gramps, let's put you in bed"}
+{"text":"A ragtag group of virgins led by a furry and a BR with 300 ping"}
+{"text":"UNOVANS BE LIKE"}
+{"text":"Oh so that's how curry rice is made, makes sense now. Log off lil bro"}
+{"text":"That thread went to shit real fast Literally"}
+{"text":"It's a youtube animation starring cute, but fully clothed girls. Why did your brain go to porn?"}
+{"text":"\"nobody better post about cute girls on my watch!\" *spams scat, gore, cp, nigger dicks (wait i already said scat)*"}
+{"text":"Rosasisters all this dookie is giving me gender euphoria :D"}
+{"text":"Summoning all old(new)fags who remember /v/ermin threads. what the fuck is this Around 2015 or 2016 (I can't remember) someone posted pic related and then it spun off into anons making their own vermins for a few threads, then eventually it became vermin weekends and then eventually people started fighting them and then eventually it became a youtube fightclub and maybe a discord (or that was schizo ramblings) and there was like some drama or some bullshit but basically the concept went out of control and imploded from getting to big. As it happens with all things. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, for the first few threads it was just anons scribbling ms paint critters and this here is whati's important. I've only been to the first few threads myself before any of that other shit I mentioned happened, I just now learned of it from scrolling through the archives (and got terminal aids from it) but all I wanted was to find those original threads because there's a specific vermin I'm looking for. From what I remember it was like a whiskey bottle but a crab with a big ol' punching claw, and its name was based on some pun with decanter, like decounter or something. But clearly not since I can't find anything on it. So if you were one of the people in those threads and you remember that vermin in particular and how to find it PLEASE I SUMMON YOU HERE. HELP ME."}
+{"text":"I want to fuck blorf"}
+{"text":"I can't remember a vermin like that, but there were so many vermin that maybe I don't remember it."}
+{"text":"Stupid faggot"}
+{"text":"Join the holy church of the VTC"}
+{"text":"It woulda just came and went then."}
+{"text":"I love my wife!"}
+{"text":"oh no, she's cute!"}
+{"text":"You may not like it, but this is peak female design."}
+{"text":"Why is she so angry what was her fucking problem"}
+{"text":"what is snoot game and i wani hug the gator"}
+{"text":"overall it was just bad to begin with. it was just a long stream of nothing, like when another VN drops the main plot to be a slice of life for a few hours should have had MC learning sign language or something. he gets involved with every other character like that in some way"}
+{"text":"Beta Shizune route involved Misha killing herself. It got axed and the writer had to start over and rush out a new one to meet the deadline, which is likely why the Shizune route we ended up getting was so lackluster."}
+{"text":"Wonderfully put. I played Lilly's route first and when Hisao got his first heart attack I was fully expecting it to be a staple for the other routes as well. This is particularly stupid for Emi and Hanako's bad ends, where an heart attack would've fit perfectly."}
+{"text":"Adding Misha in the first place was a fucking mistake"}
+{"text":"the sonichu cat better be in the game"}
+{"text":"It's nearly in the top 100 wishlisted games, with like ~20k. Very curious to see how well it does"}
+{"text":"Sonichu medallion"}
+{"text":"Are you really gonna pay 30 bucks for such an ugly game?"}
+{"text":"it's the same flash style he used his whole career"}
+{"text":"LET'S GAME MUTHAFUCKAS QUICK! ADD ME! LET'S GO!! SW-3965-4342-7798"}
+{"text":"no!"}
+{"text":"Elemental weapons fucking SUCK in this franchise. Not only elemental attacks are beyond useless, the SFX is a literal cloud fart for every element making them unsatisfying as fuck. No cool fire slash, no cool water wall, no cool rock throw, no cool water wave, no cool thunder strike, no new attack based on the element, no fucking utility(besides paralysis and sleep), just a shitty cloudy fart that increases your damage Speaking of elements PARALYSIS and SLEEP are the only good elements in the franchise as these 2 are the only elements that have any noticeable effects in the enemies and the only elements that are not lazy free damage. And of top of all that Elemental weapons are tied to Attack Speed of weapons. Here's your +1% DPS to your Elemental Great Sword faggot - Capcom Probably What is the point of all these elements in the franchise besides free damage? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"pc niggers truly are a cancer upon vidya"}
+{"text":"As cute as these critters are, that would mean using any kind of Ice weapon will fuck up my timing. Which is extremely crucial if you're using something like Redirection"}
+{"text":"Elemental and status effect system is hopelessly antiquated and should've been completely revamped. Universal elemental and status effect oils sound fun."}
+{"text":"Aren't TUs done? Might as well uninstall until G Rank Gog + Gravios set bonus are good against Omega if you're tanking. Anyway, post Omega room"}
+{"text":"But that's why there used to be monsters that were complete ass to use raw damage against like Gravios and Chameleos, during progression you weren't supposed to have an elemental weapon of each type, you just build against whatever monster is giving you trouble and monsters were actually designed to give such troubles"}
+{"text":"Game takes translations literally"}
+{"text":"Trail of Tears Gitmo Bagdad Japan learned their lesson, you still need to be taught yours. Can't run from justice forever."}
+{"text":"B-BUT Not an argument"}
+{"text":"(He's a Kong?)"}
+{"text":"Sango is better"}
+{"text":"i want to command a handsome boy to sit. i don't remember him being that bad underneath it all, but it's been however long since i watched it when it was new"}
+{"text":"How would a reboot/new game even work?"}
+{"text":"Barrel roll"}
+{"text":"however they make it work"}
+{"text":"Dinosaur Planet 2, but with the sex update."}
+{"text":"Peppy Hare fps set during the last two years of his life"}
+{"text":"no memeing but how much shilling a game pay, and how does one actually get hired to do that? I'm talking about literally who streamers and non-eceleb fags that has no name on anything. actually are streamers contracted by dev to not explicitly say that they are shilling for X game on purpose?"}
+{"text":"Is this a cris thread?"}
+{"text":"how much shilling a game pay They haven't used shillings in years, they use the pound."}
+{"text":"almost x3 what the jannies earn"}
+{"text":"You are paid 50 cents an hour to make sure there is a Disney Speedstorm thread up at all times. would you?"}
+{"text":"Gaming laptop chads always win"}
+{"text":"My few years old lappy doesn't last 30 minutes playing anything fun. Still tho I've been operating purely on solar so it's coo"}
+{"text":"What parameters should I be looking for? kWh? And how many, for what price?"}
+{"text":"Entirely depends on what your consumption is. E.g. if your super gayman nvidia housefire PC drains 800W all the time and the thing can supply 800W for an hour, it will last you... an hour. If your PC uses 200W per hour, it will last you 4 times as long. Price varies, noname chink brands are cheaper but you may not get what it says on the label capacity wise."}
+{"text":"This. The only thing I ever use my laptop for over my desktop is watching tv in my bed. Not that I ever get thunderstorms, it only rains hard probably 6 days out of the year in norcal"}
+{"text":"Power outages can happen at any time, it can be pure incompetence or random chance. That's why I invested in an \"uninterruptible power supply\". Gives me enough time to shut the ol' girl down proper."}
+{"text":"How do we fix left"}
+{"text":"The fact that you don't literally require something doesn't mean that there isn't a variance to the difficulty and mechanical complexity in different areas."}
+{"text":"That's indeed a good design and I wish there were more of those. Nier:Automata is built like that. Although the second time it's more aesthetic."}
+{"text":"I dunno if this how Morrowind works but I never felt railroaded in that game and I felt it was one of the more interesting open worlds I played (minus cliffracers)."}
+{"text":"bowsers fury is just odyssey with a better open world and worse movememt"}
+{"text":"If ER was made like the predecessors, i wouldnt have bothered with the game past the first playthrough, especially since its length Same boat. The old design of Dark Soul was just formulaic, limited in gameplay and environment and didn't make use of the setting potential. Going Open-World like they did is proof they've learned from the previous games limitations."}
+{"text":"LET'S GET SOME HAAAAAIPE"}
+{"text":"You still keep them just in case or they still hold sentimental value, right?"}
+{"text":"kek. that pic got me."}
+{"text":"trannies hate footfags more than anyone else on earth because they can clock them beyond any filters or jaw hiding do TRVKE"}
+{"text":"makes sense"}
+{"text":"im sure my ddr2s will come in handy now"}
+{"text":"nice feet but i want her buns"}
+{"text":"ties with Elden Ring for most GOTY awards in history despite facing far harsher competition in Silksong and Hades 2 Best game of all times."}
+{"text":"n-no you don't understand, ubisoft was shilling for sandfall"}
+{"text":"brown people will unironically try and convince you that this is an attractive female"}
+{"text":"Same. Nothing about it even looks appealing enough to make me curious."}
+{"text":"Your comparsion with shadow hearts covenant is on point. Even comparing their worlds makes a big difference, SH is oozing with soul, humor, great cast and a beliveable world, meanwhile in E33 we got some abstract landscapes which are at times stylish but in the end, just empty. When all my normie friends went rabid from E33 I asked them whats so great about it. They showed me a short of a parry sequence against a rock and were impressed. Ironically out of the 5 who talked about it a lot, only 1 played it really, the others saw it on youtube some e-celeb playing it and thought it would be something for me. Like nigger, please, only because it has journo blessing it´s not a must play, just look at trash like NuGow, NuSpidey or Tlou, praised as a masterpiece but in reality they are like a 6/10 at best."}
+{"text":"You do realize that Babel Media isn't owned by Ubisoft right? Do you think Ubisoft has some kind of perpetual exclusive advertising deal with them or something?"}
+{"text":"gets rejected by a white girl breaks down on stream why do gen alphas, mainly white gen alphas worship this njgger eceleb so much"}
+{"text":"Why is Noob Saibot there too?"}
+{"text":"You don't help people for sex, you help them because it's the right thing to do"}
+{"text":"astroturfed jewish pet monkey, nothing out of the ordinary."}
+{"text":"millionaire streamer believed by ever zoomer still gets rejected by frumpy toilet hole give me one reason to not be blackpilled"}
+{"text":"Not vidya. Eat shit, underage."}
+{"text":"name a flaw"}
+{"text":"Kojima put too much faith in PS2's clunky button pressure sensitivity. It was very easy to mess up holds and murder instead. Also menuing, which the UE slop port actually did a good job making more bearable. But other than that, I can't say anything else negative."}
+{"text":"Then the game is too short."}
+{"text":"No, she’s a really good character. My only complaint about her is how implausible parts of her backstory are. Her being the first American in space, the daughter of an Illuminati member and an elite super soldier I can buy, but giving birth during the Normandy landing strains plausibility, and pushes her into Mary Sue territory when stacked against everything else."}
+{"text":"Are you kidding Ridiculous cutscene length in the beginning that could've been drastically shortened. You can even have same run time just put the scenes in the middle and end when they are welcomed. Guards do piss damage even on high difficulties. Unfun for a stealth game because you don't get to die, reset, and try to sneak that section again. Instead you just kill them or run to the next area. Oh yeah, you can just run to the next area in alert phase and it doesn't matter if you die, you'll checkpoint in the new area despite being a failure. Camo system pressures players to change camo every surface instead of just play the damn game. The healing system is tedious whether you have procedure for the wound type memorized or not. They should've made it faster like eating. It's just there for roleplaying."}
+{"text":"I don’t think it was Kojima putting faith in the pressure sensitivity gimmick as it was him being quirky for quirky’s sake, as no other PS2 game uses the pressure sensitivity to that degree. I feel the elephant in the room that no one wants to admit is that MGS 1-3 all had terrible controls, and the only reason put up with it was because everything else about the games were so good. Considering Delta controls way better AND is faithful to the original, I genuinely feel as though it’s a rare remake that’s superior to the original."}
+{"text":"I know that Spurdos lurk here, so I'm trying my luck: Does anyone have old episodes of \"TILT.tv\", the old Finnish video game TV show from the 1990s and early 2000s? Obviously I'm only interested of the OG show starring smexy Miss Jaana Pelkonen. I did manage to salvage a bunch of eps from ye olde Youtube some years ago...but my storage drive got busted just recently, and it seems that all the old YT and MEGA links are down."}
+{"text":"But the army is fucking playschool anyway these days I'd strongly disagree, having compared my own experiences to my older family members ones. If anything I'd say it's the complete opposite. Though I'll add that it heavily depends on your unit/job. t. 2/18 vyks."}
+{"text":"Ainakin omilla nurkilla julkiset jamit pystyttää joku yhistys niin sitä kautta on tarjontaakin. On niitä kavereidenkin kesken mutta se on enenmmänkin semmoista nyyttikesteilyä jossa kaikki tuo jotain pöytään viikonloppuu varten."}
+{"text":"mandatory account registration 7 day cool down before you can post shittons of basic features behind a pay wall I've ran a few of those. Get's more and more difficult when you're old non-student and have to pay the rents, all while jobs keep disappearing and costs of living skyrocket. Jams = game design competitions with a very limited time, and a shared topic. FGJ is happening next week. Many towns have IGDA Finland communities, board / cardgame clubs, and smaller, local groups, that work as a fine gate way to the communities. Just gotta prepare for some talkoo work, or else you won't be sticking around for too long."}
+{"text":"For me it was MoonTV and Kreivi Stakula's videogame shows. look him up died 2020 Damn..."}
+{"text":"And one of the tribes got arbitrarily declared as the only indigenous people in Europe, just because they dress funnily and herd reindeer. Just because some bureaucrat has a fetish for American style noble savages."}
+{"text":"ITT: Bench warmers"}
+{"text":"is it because he's black?!?! I benched him because he was black"}
+{"text":"Like to get into the dragon's lair thing you either need to do a convoluted NES bullshit thing or get a book that he needs to be alive to get Isn't there a check you can pass to notice the torches need to be hit with lightning damage? In my first playthrough I killed Ansur before ever doing anything related to Wyll's personal quest."}
+{"text":"can't even warm the bench as 90% of players will completely miss him"}
+{"text":"woljiff is so shit unless you reclass him"}
+{"text":"sith tremor swords are the hardest hitting weapons in the game."}
+{"text":"we PRETEND we made a game"}
+{"text":"and monthly subs"}
+{"text":"What are some memes we can add into the game? Construct additional pylons is still relevant right? Customers love memes."}
+{"text":"420 memes, i heard kids love that shit"}
+{"text":"Search a popular game Go to a popular mod site, find the game and the it’s popular downloaded mods Copy whatever that is Profit"}
+{"text":"Trissfags thougt they had a chance Lmao."}
+{"text":"I never played the games other than 3 but her part in Hearts of Stone was fantastic, she was lovely. Very based."}
+{"text":"she likes old men"}
+{"text":"good, not getting any younger you know"}
+{"text":"problem?"}
+{"text":"game was only memorable for the engrish and interesting choice of music when credits roll"}
+{"text":"a woman also wrote all the street fighter 2 bangers"}
+{"text":"Let's hire a male voice actor to voice our female character Unironically why? what were they thinking?"}
+{"text":"||"}
+{"text":"SPEEEN! LISN TO MI!"}
+{"text":"go back"}
+{"text":"Dubfags You deserve the slop you eat for not working with the original language"}
+{"text":"Naruto if he a gorilla cat princess and 10x more annoying loves to talk about peace and repeats annoying phrases like \"I want to get to know them\" has le quirky traits like loving tacos and getting sea sick (her big character flaw) is THE main character to such an extent that near everything must revolve around her and she is almost always there; even on the rare opportunity you get away from her the plot somehow still manages to involve her half the story is taking her around to help different tribes because she somehow doesn't know shit about them; other half is a 'revenge' quest is always exactly as strong as the plot needs her to be; gets easily bodied by an early antagonist only to easily defeat him a couple of hours later infamously forces her way into the final boss fight to essentially finish it off, to a point (you) get a buff from being inspired by her dub VA is a tranny who can't act for shit to a point they even went back to re-record some lines, yet because of being a tranny is defended religiously Think that's about all of it."}
+{"text":"Thats sad :("}
+{"text":"Auto/v/ros, does that mean this will be finally our year?"}
+{"text":"Joined the board of directors This is the retired boomer position where all they do is sit around with their rich buddies and shoot the shit for a few hours about their industry experience and get paid for it."}
+{"text":"Will he bring all the new MLP stuff China is getting to the west?"}
+{"text":"mario nerf guns"}
+{"text":"Banger after banger after banger, games that are still hallmarks of their medium 20 years later. How the fuck did the PS2 do it?"}
+{"text":"Worlds will change."}
+{"text":"Aren't those glasses too modern for the old-timey gor-blimey style? Should be like- a pair of pince-nez or something."}
+{"text":"richard is a white man"}
+{"text":"he refused to take them off for the face scan"}
+{"text":"low test"}
+{"text":"You're not paying me enough to take these off."}
+{"text":"Are they worth reading?"}
+{"text":"thanks anon I think you just saved me 200 hours."}
+{"text":"Your welcome. You could read dozens of mystery novels that are better written in the time it takes to drudge through Umineko."}
+{"text":"shitoko tranny AGT nigger"}
+{"text":"Peaked at Tatarigoroshi, and it's mostly downhill from there."}
+{"text":"I don't have patience for long VNs. Way too much bloat. Some are already too long at like 8 hours."}
+{"text":"What are some good video games to play ON WEED?"}
+{"text":"DUDE"}
+{"text":"Skyrim."}
+{"text":"russian roulette, the good ending is the one you die"}
+{"text":"Bannerlord"}
+{"text":"I played original M&B a bit and I wanted to like it but it was just too sandboxy for me. I couldn't stay into it, RimWorld, Kenshi, or Battle Brothers, all for the same reason."}
+{"text":"EIRA!"}
+{"text":"I finally managed to beat it. Turns out the winning strategy was equipping Strength + Quick Slash + Steady Blow and mashing attack until it died."}
+{"text":"that's the optimal strat for the whole game desu, there's a surprising amount of shit you can just damage tank your way through in HK if you just have good dps"}
+{"text":"wtf i never knew that gets autocorrected to desu, that's kinda awesome"}
+{"text":"This little fuckers gets to analy rape Hornet every time she tries to go to sleep, ravenously exploring her asshole and slapping anyone who tries to stop him from relentlessly stimulating his host only thing that stops him is a machine made to abort based bastards The real nigga of the game desu"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Help me choose"}
+{"text":"2 games More than the dreck"}
+{"text":"rabid"}
+{"text":"Thief"}
+{"text":"better a thief than a cult initiate"}
+{"text":"Where can I buy a brand new copy of Eternal Darkness? I want to directly pay the publisher for a copy of this game. um uhhh just buy an overpriced copy from a second hand reseller Ok I will pirate it instead because I can't give my money to the people who made the game."}
+{"text":"I hate games that are not even games I don't like visual novels at all"}
+{"text":"mmm... gnocchi"}
+{"text":"can cute girls not be cool? Uh oh, sexist!"}
+{"text":"Higurashi"}
+{"text":"Visual bump"}
+{"text":"and funny?"}
+{"text":"Borderlands tier slop praised by everyone as the best the IP has ever been We're living in the end times, this is so fucking demoralizing Fallout will literally never be good again"}
+{"text":"i love these"}
+{"text":"Sonora is a full game you dooming dumb fuck"}
+{"text":"almost got it right"}
+{"text":"I didn't see shit about the first season, I decided to give it a try and couldn't even finish the first episode with how fucking garbage it is, literally was feeling ill watching it because of how extremely excruciatingly bad it was. Out of three people watching absolutely no one liked it"}
+{"text":"fallout gets revived in the kickstarter frenzy of 2012 or was aquired by Troika as was the original intention so happy the creative geniuses of Saarsfield got their hands on the IP for those sweet, sweet marketable icons"}
+{"text":"blocks your path to 100%"}
+{"text":"i just started and i got 3 of these in like 2 days"}
+{"text":"So Steam is pretty great and all, but what happens when the company shifts management or changes its business model? What then?"}
+{"text":"I hope to got neither of you faggots, especially the senior sys admin (which hilariously, is exactly what I was thinking of for what someone who SHOULD know their shit with backups) is in a position where you have to talk and explain anything to non-tech people at your companies. The Sys admin certainly is enough to justify having a translation layer for normies but IDK about the \"IT\" guy. Its not nonsense at all. You are a retard with zero ability to interpret things that aren't formatted \"correctly\""}
+{"text":"gabe dont gaf about pirating, duh"}
+{"text":"the entire point of a raid setup that doesn't get nuked the moment a drive goes down IS that it protects data integrity over time, allowing drives to be swapped out and the pool rebuild. drives fail over time, guaranteed."}
+{"text":"Then it wouldn't be great anymore, seems like a pretty obvious answer."}
+{"text":"Meta-physical game owners won"}
+{"text":"It took me 5 minutes to clear the Cinnabar Mansion \"dungeon\" and most of that time was fighting wild pokemon with my underleveled pokemon."}
+{"text":"does the long trainer fly ditto glitch work the same in Red/Blue as it does in Yellow? had so much fun getting all 151 on my Yellow file that way last year gen 1-3 glitches enhance these games so much, it's like free DLC"}
+{"text":"similar, but slightly different in what you can get from the trainers. yellow has some unique stuff to it."}
+{"text":"Nice, i think i'll do a Red/Blue run into Stadium transfer next time since i've never played Stadium before. Still need to finish my Emerald file first though. Mostly done with post-game prep but i've been putting it off because i've heard horror stories."}
+{"text":"hope its fun"}
+{"text":"4 hours now. Guys... I think CPU guy DID come back. And his asshole got a bit TOO stretched."}
+{"text":"Is Rover the sexiest MC in all of gacha?"}
+{"text":"Gachas have main characters? I thought the gimmick was that the MC was \"you\"."}
+{"text":"I've just read that Aemeath+Lynae+Mornye is roughly as strong as Cart+Ciaconna+Chisa in terms of DPS. If that's the case, I might just skip her since I already have an S6 Cart and Galbrena... It's a shame, because she looks great and I already have S2 Lyane and S1 Moryne. I hope the sentinel resonator for patch 3+ is compatible with these two."}
+{"text":"Nobody knows who this is"}
+{"text":"Based..."}
+{"text":"there are actually people out there who say playing as a lesbian genkhis-khan who went around seducing the female population of the world for 1000 years is somehow BAD"}
+{"text":"GUH HUH. GUH HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"}
+{"text":"Which game have you spent the most money on, and regretted it?"}
+{"text":"league of legends. probably $800 or so total, played it since beta until a few years ago so it's not really a lot of money but i dunno, i could've bought snacks for that instead"}
+{"text":"infinite wealth. I bought that fucking game after the bottom line price for major releases moved from $59 to $69 and at launch, so I paid premium for a game I didn't even end up enjoying. single handedly turned me off on modern RGG as a whole dragalia lost is a somewhat notable mention. I didn't even spend that much on it (around $30 at most), but the EoS made me imminently aware of the inevitable futility of investing money into a game that can be shut down at any moment. permanently turned me off on playing any sort of gacha game"}
+{"text":"Dargon's Dogma 2. Ultimately, it was a Dark Arisen remaster with many features cut and no Bitterblack Isle, etc. Despite some improvements to the formula such as enemy reactions to taking damage etc, the game had almost no innovation. It was a play once and never replay kind of game. Trickster was absolute garbage (and the main reason I wanted to play). The game also runs fairly badly."}
+{"text":"In the same boat as you mostly, but I played it twice and I mean, I got my money's worth. Mods make it a little better, and if that bestiary one ever truly finishes it will probably be a decent game with it. Definitely a massively dropped ball for Capcom, essentially making a cult favorite game into a tech demo for Monster Hunter Wilds."}
+{"text":"Exactly the point. No one does. If it is the poop you are worried about, drench them in rubbing alcohol and wear a condom"}
+{"text":"Japanese publishers asked the developers of Tomb Raider to change Lara's design to appeal to a Japanese audience, the model on the top right seems to be what it might've looked like in game."}
+{"text":"ayy lmao"}
+{"text":"Not feeling it. These are nice."}
+{"text":"Rara sounds way too moe, I guess"}
+{"text":"It's not that they had to completely appeal to kids. They had to convince the kids' parents to buy those games"}
+{"text":"don't insult her stupid gun or she'll do this yo you tomorrow"}
+{"text":"Whats the best nazi killing game?"}
+{"text":"define nazi"}
+{"text":"Why would you want to kill the good guys?"}
+{"text":"Is this the vidya equivalent of watching YouTube videos at 2x speed? I find myself using this in a lot of games, especially RPGs with slow walk speed or lot of trash mob fights that don't even require any input beyond auto attacks."}
+{"text":"They don't just slow it down, if you're only there for a single thing then they'll also bury the lede eight minutes deep. Go and watch, like, a 3D tutorial or something, much of the time it ends up borderline useless."}
+{"text":"Damn, that's some ancient stuff never heard about it until now. t. 32"}
+{"text":"I don't care how other people play single player games"}
+{"text":"what is your position on seamless coop in elden ring though"}
+{"text":"Nah, but the creator do try to bundle a lot of adware in the official installer and it's easy for most people to read the checkboxes properly when installing it."}
+{"text":"valve didn't want to improve their organic discovery system so they hard filter games with low revenue your game is borderline shadowbanned if you're not grossing nearly $1,000 a day the passionate artists and gaming enthusiast indies flop because they don't have the marketing skills to do this the only remaining devs are corporate-tier slop producers who spend 80% of their effort maximizing the clickthrough rate of their advertisements the remaining 20% of their effort is spent optimizing the process of churning out minimum viable products with minimal care or attention I love Steam!"}
+{"text":"Yeah I was really confused seeing that it is \"co-published\" by Fellow Traveler because they absolutely did not do any advertising whatsoever for the game. I have been following the dev since he made the original kickstarter and not once have I seen any kinds of trailers or other marketing show up anywhere beyond the devs own youtube channel. Even just something like asking IGN to reupload the trailer seems like a really basic thing pretty much any dev does these days but no they didn't even do that either."}
+{"text":"ITT EGS shills spam and retards falling for it"}
+{"text":"I know you're just trolling for (you)s but something tells me there's a good chunk of indie devs who truly believe this and blame Steam for not doing their job for them To any (idiot) devs in this thread, ADVERTISE YOUR FUCKING GAME. Do NOT rely on algorithms. Send review copies to youtuber and streamers, no matter how small they may be. Buy adspace on reddit. Hell, buy adspace on 4chan! Shout it to the world! Do ANYTHING! Making games is an art. Selling games is a BUSINESS. Treat it like one."}
+{"text":"I just check out the specials occasionally, otherwise I usually know what I want. But not always, for example when I'm looking for similar games. We're chill, relax."}
+{"text":"1 second"}
+{"text":"Maybe 3 minutes once you've downloaded everything. Check the OP for directions, it's just moving some files into folders."}
+{"text":"live..."}
+{"text":"we fucked up"}
+{"text":"there's not any more soul in that shit, it's the same game with more grind and less content"}
+{"text":"GTAbros?"}
+{"text":"self-sabotage to delay GTA again."}
+{"text":"Has the technology went so far?"}
+{"text":"might be very brown"}
+{"text":"damn she looks like a 16 year old fat chink boy. grim."}
+{"text":"She built a PC?"}
+{"text":"she did do all the internals and wiring If I was an unhygienic tech goblin freak, how would I get channel subs? I'd hire an actress the audience could relate to. Tech has gotten almost as bad as those 'wilderness survival' channels that feature scantily clad big booba women."}
+{"text":"All that and still not a game worth playing."}
+{"text":"The biggest appeal is to watch your waifus make new warriors with other men"}
+{"text":"I'm just saying there's no real logic behind it, they just needed a sword to be effective against all the armor knight bosses you go up against in FE1 and a way to make Marth useful. But that doesn't seem to be the case, because armorslayers exist, and it's easy to see visually how a blunt, club-like sword could exert crushing pressures on plate armor and be relatively \"effective\" against them. If we then put our thinking caps on, how could a very different kind of weapon - a slim, pointed, thrusting sword - accomplish a similar kind of \"weakness targeting\"? And the answer is obviously that it gets through the gaps easier. It's not (especially) effective against normally armored characters because Fire Emblem characters are largely not heavily armored; it's specifically armor knights that have heavy armor with lots of openings in it. I'm not saying this is how swords work in real life. Only that it's an idea that exists. AI sloppa answer for proof. The idea that slim thrusting weapons are relatively effective against plate armor or even chain mail is very much an idea that people have, even if it's not true in reality."}
+{"text":"Weren't you saying it's a \"flaw\" that Leif doesn't fatigue, and Kaga would have definitely found a way to do it he could have? Just seems like pseud reddit shit to me, sorry. I agree that gameplay isn't literally the only thing that matters, though. I wasn't one of the anons arguing that. You want a holistic, total experience in the end, ideally. Concessions need to be made in certain areas to achieve a good balance."}
+{"text":"Fuck off spic"}
+{"text":"Sorry but I am very attached to characters from a throwaway Wii U Atlus game."}
+{"text":"I’m not a big fan of fatigue as a mechanic to begin with. It’s not restrictive enough to force real planning but just enough to be a pain in the ass. I thought it was weird that only Leif wasn’t affected so yes it’s a flaw, even if a really minor one. I figured people would get the Kaga thing. He has a tendency to go pretty far in adding mechanics meant to feel \"realistic\" (strict deployment limits, permanent injuries, hidden side objectives). The Leif thing is a narrative concession and I do believe he would have liked to handle it differently if he’d found a better system (but yeah it's just speculation)."}
+{"text":"Well /v/?"}
+{"text":"Beserk + byakko or sendevestan + scalpel for a katana build?"}
+{"text":"None, sandevistan + byakko"}
+{"text":"Based ungabunga chad"}
+{"text":"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL ARASAKA"}
+{"text":"Not that it makes any difference at all, but Corpo is the coolest. Actually, are there any mods that make the lifepath choice more impactful?"}
+{"text":"Deltatroon is a mascot-horror game. It isn't in the same field as Cave Story or Touhou Project, it stands more comparatively to Garten of Banban, Hello Neighbor, and Fights Nights at Freddy's. This is also why there is such overlap with who is a fan of the games. The gameplay itself is a secondary goal (just like the creator is with shmups who instead of playing them, watched Youtube longplays) the primary goal was creating mascots. This is why the bullet-patterns are downright awful or overly simple, it's someone imagining what a shmup is like rather than playing them himself and why nonsensical bad mechanics are in it such as grazing (which has no reason to be there) or the poorly thought-out hitbox. This is also why anyone who enjoys shmups at more than a fandom-level don't enjoy Deltratroon / Tale. Personally, they would be more enjoyable if they embraced Warioware-styled microgames instead"}
+{"text":"You make a good point. The warioware game mechanics should also have to do with what you are trying to do in game as well. I.E attacking, dodging, acting, or running away. Using items or sparing enemies should be automatic."}
+{"text":"didn't read any of that shit past the first sentence what motivates people to make a thread about something they don't like? the ultimate version of picrel sage'd, also kys faggot"}
+{"text":"You think we'll ever see anything regarding Mario and Luigi's childhood?"}
+{"text":"She's Mario's daughter tho"}
+{"text":"Why did they completely fuck up what miniscule amount of DK lore they had? Like it feels like they went out of their way to do it because Miyamoto is just so anti-continuity/plot/story/lore."}
+{"text":"Kek no"}
+{"text":"Shiggy won't have it"}
+{"text":"Thats obviously not official is it?"}
+{"text":"You want her to be free... right?"}
+{"text":"if a murderer kills a murderer, and then get murdered too, that's one less murderer in the world!"}
+{"text":"He didn't have a choice, if he refused he would have been executed and someone else would have done it in his place. If Lara didn't do it, or convince a simp to do it in her stead, everything would be fine she would have just felt a bit sad about daddy."}
+{"text":"I was already on the trial retard, I wanted to know before doing the whole stamatin search from day 3, went to check on a prev save, no prompt, but anyways thanks and fuck you"}
+{"text":"How stingy is the game with amalgam?"}
+{"text":"Not very - you'd have to be reckless or forgetful to run out"}
+{"text":"\"Hard\" game is actually tedious and annoying"}
+{"text":"nothing I say has enough value to do this many captchas, back to lurking"}
+{"text":"This. If anything I want them to be harder, I want them to filter out more idiots. Let's move to the top of the bell curve"}
+{"text":"I haven't gotten that in a long time, probably not since like 2021. Hope I don't jinx it."}
+{"text":"Sorry anon, jannies need more bandwidth for shitty weeb child prawns"}
+{"text":"Intelligence isn't measured solely by being able to recognize patterns. Those skills don’t automatically translate to being able to read social cues, or debate someone. That's why you can have such high IQ spergs that can't take a hint to shut up when everyone's cold shouldering them. I'm smart but lazy. The captcha is easy on my PC but difficult on my phone, so I just don't post on my phone. I'm sure other anons are the same. The point is, you're not necessarily going to improve posts around here by increasing captcha difficulty."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who likes this more than the 2 duology, story and all?"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure everyone who played 1 agrees."}
+{"text":"Nanjo numba 1"}
+{"text":"they are all trash"}
+{"text":"best game in the series, if you mean the psx version, that is"}
+{"text":"the snail paced dungeon crawling and long loading times makes it the best version"}
+{"text":"What's the most forgotten video game mascot?"}
+{"text":"Like most older IPs, it lives on in fan art. Really don't know why (kid me being dumb for sure), but this ad got me mad lmao. Skipped the first game because of it, but then I got the sequel and realized \"Hey, this is pretty good\"."}
+{"text":"Ya know, Princess Lotus looking kind of fine..."}
+{"text":"oddworld signature pose with protag emerging from some ancient device motherfucking matrix code heterogeneous characters all clashing together including jar jar Binks, a skeleton, some babe and yellow superman aborted demonic harlequin baby looking foetus dead center of the cover what the fuck were they smoking, what manner of esoteric knowledge do you require to approach this?"}
+{"text":"This was a pretty good game, shame it got overwritten by Kung Fu Panda."}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, how do we fix Fear & Hunger?"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking a drawanon to draw marina getting kicked in the balls"}
+{"text":"I hope dev will make a easier FH in FH3"}
+{"text":"(me) Okay, after playing for 50 minutes, I have no fucking clue why you brought that game up in F&H discussion. Maybe it has more mechanics later into the game that make it more similar to F&H, but so far it looks like a generic 00s turn-based rpg gameplay-wise. Gameplay is also incredibly boring, I would rather play Disgaea games (I only played first 2) if I ever have \"JRPG with positioning\" itch to scratch. The setting is intriguing, but not intriguing enough to go through that slog of a battle system."}
+{"text":"It's more like Silent Hill with a turn-based battle system. Just pirate it and give it a few attempts."}
+{"text":"He's the dev of the game and baited you"}
+{"text":"mfw when I made it back to the tavern after"}
+{"text":"That's Henry checking them both out"}
+{"text":"Did you take a crack at him?"}
+{"text":"Who are the good guys in Warhammer 40k???"}
+{"text":"Okay and..?"}
+{"text":"GW constantly does the business equivalent of preparing for the last war. They see the vidya and animations and books as glorified advertisements for the plastic crack instead of being products in and of themselves. A true one-to-one OFFICIAL tabletop sim would not only be clunky and weird (40k makes a lot of concessions to having to exist on an IRL table as a wargame that card games don't), it might impact plastic crack sales."}
+{"text":"Nah, Emps will be the first god of Order and will wipe the stain of chaos off the face of reality and un-reality."}
+{"text":"and yet he's still standing....sitting"}
+{"text":"What's the best Persona game?"}
+{"text":"it's 5 solely because palaces exist and are less boring then the randomly generated dungeon crawls"}
+{"text":"1 and 3"}
+{"text":"4 > 3 > 5"}
+{"text":"Transkoto Fruitjima"}
+{"text":"I'd say 3>4>2>5. I just started 1. 5 is technically the best on paper, and it should go above 2, but for some reason I lose interest before finishing it, with both vanilla and royal, and I didn't have a problem playing both 2 games back to back."}
+{"text":"My wife Bridget!"}
+{"text":"\"being trans means you call yourself something other than what you are raised as. you were only assigned as a boy its not naturally true just because you have a penis. also boys can wear dresses\" character was born as a penis wears a dress raised as a girl started calling himself a boy calls himself a girl as he was raised \"actually shes trans\" if we use trans logic bridget should be a detransitioner"}
+{"text":"character was born as a penis lol"}
+{"text":"fuck lol i think i rewrote that and didnt delete the whole thing"}
+{"text":"More like Testacles. Looks like a tranny."}
+{"text":"How did you two meet?"}
+{"text":"What gacha does /v/ play?"}
+{"text":"bro I'm a girl."}
+{"text":"Please seek help for your terminal shit taste."}
+{"text":"I'm quitting everything for endfield"}
+{"text":"What's the gameplay of these games like?"}
+{"text":"Return to console, gamers."}
+{"text":"yes, start to finish. how many do you play in a month?"}
+{"text":"You got the 'tism"}
+{"text":"this all sounds like a (You) problem. im not fat and ugly and waste my whole day in front of the pc so i feel comfy in front of it. also i am not a weak weirdo degenerate faggot distracted by the bullshit you mentioned. you guys need to get some standards."}
+{"text":"has too much input lag TVs having input lag is a massive meme Maybe they do for competitive esports but why'd you pla ythat garbage to begin with... I can't notice any difference in terms of input lag between my good 165 hz gaming Monitor and 10 year old TV"}
+{"text":"Instead your ADHD ass is scrolling instagram reels and tiktoks on your phone That's actually a good point. How do people who find it impossible to not alt tab to shitpost avoid using their phones? I don't find either a problem, personally. Shitposting is boring, I do it when I don't have any other choice. If I was home now I'd be playing or watching something."}
+{"text":"My haven..."}
+{"text":"I changed the wallpaper and tried different lighting and I posted it over a month ago so I thought I could post this but okay I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"Thiren thread. Post thirens."}
+{"text":"Imagine how comfortable a sandwich with them is in the winter"}
+{"text":"Fair"}
+{"text":"After FEET I was worried about Banyue. He's restored a little faith we'll get a proper robo gal, but I'm still not getting my hopes up."}
+{"text":"Sex with this dog"}
+{"text":"No fear No doubt The birthday of Hime is almost here!"}
+{"text":"Dual-wielding Toki is so cool."}
+{"text":"god I can hear the confused little \"eh?\" she makes just from looking at this. also nerv logo someone’s been watching too much late night broadband NERV fan edits again"}
+{"text":"how"}
+{"text":"im gonna download jp pc client"}
+{"text":"Buy games Sun explodes Money stolen"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"The number of real child porn cases have dropped by more than half because of AI replacing it. If you actually believe that child porn hurts kids then you should think that AI child porn is the best thing ever."}
+{"text":"The number of real child porn cases have dropped by more than half because of AI replacing it Prove it"}
+{"text":"challenge 5 in Nubby is insane"}
+{"text":"CSAM prosecutions down 53% Fictional Sexual Material (lol) prosecutions up 73%"}
+{"text":"friend is offline his hours are still rising call him out on avoiding me he blocks me why do people do this?"}
+{"text":"needy little faggot wants attention. Here's the last bit of it you're getting from me"}
+{"text":"Call him out for what? ummmm sweatie are you playing games WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?!?! how dare you not keep me posted on your every move!!! Like nigga no wonder he appeared offline, give a nigga room to just exist"}
+{"text":"I love online friendships because of how easy you can end them"}
+{"text":"How about...YOU... get offline."}
+{"text":"It's easier to end an irl friendship, especially as an adult. I've had multiple online friends take to their discord servers or to twitter to get validation after I've blocked them. Instead of changing, they double down. But with people IRL, they move on pretty fast and change as people. Sometimes within a few years, I become their friend again. That never happens with an online only friend."}
+{"text":"Let me guess… somehow you need more."}
+{"text":"Did you want a handbag too, princess?"}
+{"text":"Floor, bed, and a window air conditioner unit so i can go into the deepest sleep ever listening to the sound would be pretty good"}
+{"text":"I need more because as the saying go more is less."}
+{"text":"Sure, sounds nice."}
+{"text":"no towel to catch the ass sweat casual"}
+{"text":"vidya character has an alternate hairstyle it actually looks way better than the original Any other good examples of this?"}
+{"text":"is there a good aggregator for r34 like pics? I want to put in a name and get all the vids and pics from everywhere including twitter"}
+{"text":"plebbit all heroes got their dedicated subs"}
+{"text":"y?"}
+{"text":"not OP, but it looks trashy"}
+{"text":"Industry plant."}
+{"text":"We've known this for years."}
+{"text":"Made half a billion with a budget of $50 million, youre in an PC echo chamber"}
+{"text":"Boomers are right about Millennials."}
+{"text":"CubeCHAD beats up 'Boxfags Kek that's unironically embarrassing. Imagine getting knocked out by a tendie."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, I made stuff more than anything, though most of them was more for aesthetics than funtion. I think it's actually the systems of that game that made me quit in the first place. Survival is fun, but obviously doesn't feel like how you should play the game, very barebones and easy to break. To be fair though I played quite a bit of games before then, while those kids probably only played minecraft by that point (still a little sad though)"}
+{"text":"I never had one but I had a good time hanging over at my friends places and playing on their Xboxes (and other consoles). I had DC/N64 and PC only at the time so it was interesting to try and play together. I guess I'm more nostalgic for the experience of the time than the systems itself."}
+{"text":"if you ever side with the boomers now that you are as doomed as them"}
+{"text":"cubeGOD beats Xboxsissy for speaking out of line Based."}
+{"text":"They're using the Streisand Effect to build incredible hype around HighGuard. Staying silent is the best move, and YOU got played! Thanks for the free advertising!"}
+{"text":"they were wise to make it F2P"}
+{"text":"f2p tpm + secure boot one step forward, two steps back"}
+{"text":"and the game is actually good."}
+{"text":"You don't need the game to actually be good, you just need to \"look\" good and pay every single big streamer and youtuber on release day. Smaller streamers will follow suit because they have to go where the viewers are (see people forcing themselves to play Arc Raiders even if they don't like it). Once you occupy the landscape, since it's free the average normalfag will play it. The question is will they actually drop the big bucks to all those ecelebs?"}
+{"text":"lol I missed that part ripperoni"}
+{"text":"Games again but they don't hack the only decent 3 games on it"}
+{"text":"I just randomly wandered a few feet away from town and found an overpowered constant effect ring? What the fuck? It wasn't even being guarded by any kind of dangerous enemy?"}
+{"text":"pedo May is a adult."}
+{"text":"Combat mechanics are bad and every playthrough is about getting OP enough using one of the million exploits or broken features so you don't have to deal with it. It's not an action game and it's not engaging in this way so it doesn't matter it's not balanced."}
+{"text":"a adult GOOD MORNANG SAAR"}
+{"text":"This is why you fucking mod it you twits. It's so fucking annoying how many redditors will claim that \"the whole point of the game is become a god that one shots everything even the final boss!!\" But they forget to mention becoming a god takes less than 1/3 of an average playthrough and then you're playing on God mode for 60% of the fucking playthrough. Morrowind is pretty shit vanilla but if you mod it it's easily the best RPG ever made. For difficulty mods you can get - More Dangerous Morrowind Denizens and \"Beware the Sixth House\" for increased enemy abilities and skills (many of which were intended in the game but removed at the last second). Use combat mods kike \"PvP\" to add mechanics to you AND opponents such as dashing, active blocking, and one of the coolest parry systems I've ever seen in a game. The PvP mod also comes with a slider for enemy attack speed which by default is set so fast that the average fight with a bandit feels like a scene out of pirates of the Caribbean. Also you must get a no run fatigue mod because the whole system is retarded. Enemies don't lose fatigue when running but the player....really makes you think, right? You can even get mods for entire combo systems like they have in Oblivion but better which also can be used by enemies if they have the right skills. \"Nwah archery\" adds realistic arrow physics and the ability to multi shot of your archery skill is high enough. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"MWSE is better because of parryslop and easy mode cheats ok"}
+{"text":"why aren't you working on your game right now? the bar to entry has never been lower."}
+{"text":"People make art because they want to share their vision, not because there's any point to realizing it for yourself. I can tell you dont do anything artistic. That is the most outsider sentence to art I have ever seen. Artists dont post everything they make, they only post what they want you to see."}
+{"text":"Artists dont post everything they make, they only post what they want you to see. Mainly because they don't think the rest of the stuff they made was good enough to share. I've made a lot of mediocre music I never released despite also releasing a lot of other music. Is it because I enjoyed keeping it exclusive to myself? No, it's because I didn't want to waste the time of the few people who did listen to my music."}
+{"text":"But anon, the whole argument was about making things when nobody else would ever engage with them. Yes, it's normal to have some or even many unreleased works in the process of creating something that's worth people's time. But nobody creates any art requiring significant effort without the expectation or at least the hope that someday, someone will enjoy their works."}
+{"text":"Youre still appealling to \"people didnt crowd around it so its pointless to even make it\". People write books that arent Harry Potter, I dont think the person that wrote it feel like it was a waste of time because they didnt get a movie adaptation and a mansion. The endevour itself is the enjoyment. is it because I enjoyed keeping it exclusive Its not that they ENJOY the fact noone else has it, its that they enjoyed making something for the sake of making it. Did you know most artists are fucking perverts? Just because they dont post their wierd shit online doesnt mean THEY didnt enjoy making it, its not for us, it had value to them."}
+{"text":"busy laughing at idiots on this board then i'll get back to it"}
+{"text":"They made her too beautiful, previous incarnations were never this attractive."}
+{"text":"did you forget zelda shows up every time you're about to do a temple or did you you just not play the game"}
+{"text":"The rational move for king of hyrule is to marry his daughter to the Gerudo king, there is future in the unity of both lands."}
+{"text":"They made her too beautiful, previous incarnations were never this attractive. you posted the wrong Zelda. Don't worry bro, i got you."}
+{"text":"would tongue the ever loving shit out of her nose."}
+{"text":"I wanna play a game where I can be a nudist wild warrior girl in a wild or post apocalyptic environment."}
+{"text":"Almost seven years and she's still here, how much longer are they going to shill this fat bitch?"}
+{"text":"I still remember the EN trailer for her adding in a brown dust cloud over her ass for no explained reason."}
+{"text":"AGP sisters we are eating good <3!"}
+{"text":"She mogs ryza"}
+{"text":"I want to transfer her my mana if you know what I mean and what I mean by that is my semen."}
+{"text":"Shallotte too maybe."}
+{"text":"What's the dumbest resolution to a video game?"}
+{"text":"4:3"}
+{"text":"2560x1080"}
+{"text":"1366x768 1920x1200"}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Are any of the old Battlefield games fun to play versus bots? I'm talking about 1942, Vietnam, 2 and 2142."}
+{"text":"I thought this board loved the old bf games"}
+{"text":"If you play games made after 2006 you're not a real gamer"}
+{"text":"Don't you mean before?"}
+{"text":"this pre-2006 uncslop is unplayable"}
+{"text":"Imagine typing this unironically, just imagine"}
+{"text":"sybau unctroon he cooked with that post"}
+{"text":"And we have replacement games that are better. Starsector > Escape Velcotity Cities Skylines > Sim City 4 World of Warcraft Retail > World of Warcraft Vanilla Factorio > Widget Workshop Battlefieldv 6 > Battlefield 2 Bro I lived through the 90s and 2000s gaming era. Shit back then is child's play compared to the awesome things today."}
+{"text":"Play Reverse Collapse."}
+{"text":"I might play after finishing gfl story by reading it in VN style."}
+{"text":"She unironically tanked that btw"}
+{"text":"This game drowned in a random gacha controversy. I hate gachanigs so much it's unreal."}
+{"text":"It wasn't gonna be tier 1 in popularity anyway, it's reserved for casual slop like that unicorn game."}
+{"text":"i wish gfl2 had tacticool designs like these instead of whatever the fuck they're doing now"}
+{"text":"why did Rockstar take a dark and serious approach to GTA IV's story"}
+{"text":"Wish they kept going in that direction. GTA4 is boring as shit but something like RDR1 was far preferable to the forced meme shit in GTA V"}
+{"text":"Saints row 2 was good. But for whatever reason they decided to go full wacky and kind of tarnished the franchise. Which is kind of a shame. 3 is completely forgotten and 4 although it had a fun gimmick, got old really fast. I would rather play any of the gtas over replaying a saints row."}
+{"text":"NTA but It's like how Johnny Depp made loads of money playing weird and eccentric characters."}
+{"text":"It really isnt. Gta has always pushed graphical limitations and the capabilities of gameplay when they release. Theres a reason no one really tries to make a gta like, its way too expensive and a decent combination of writers and devs."}
+{"text":"drive to place and shoot some guys while a guy yaps at you the whole way pointless attention to detail and realism money is fucking useless character handles like he shat himself default movement speed is a walk and not a jog unrewarding side content scripted chases"}
+{"text":"has more active users than all of steam combined zero conversation about the game on /v/ for a decade If there was ever a signal for me to leave this millennial behind the times shithole it was this"}
+{"text":"18+ webzone kid"}
+{"text":"/v/ doesn't talk about all the latest mobile games despite the majority of \"gamers\" being mobile. Your point?"}
+{"text":"If you still play Roblox as an adult, you should have your internet taken away by law enforcement."}
+{"text":"Did Hytale make Minecraft obsolete now?"}
+{"text":"Game is just like other game its aping off of I hate this shit. I already have Minecraft, ill just play Minecraft."}
+{"text":"Nah, it wasn't just shilling, it's just that people have ran out of content, and the ones that didn't are working now because it's not the weekend anymore"}
+{"text":"For me it was seeing youtubers that haven’t made a single non-minecraft video in 8 years all make a Hytale video inexplicably at the same time."}
+{"text":"dev makes Mean Wendy's™ tweets about how if you think his art is ugly you're retarded and gets 100 \"BRO WAS COOKIGN MIC DROP I PREORDERD FOR MY WHOLE CREW\" replices from 'verified' accounts(bots) yeah man the shill campaign was totally organic and not forced"}
+{"text":"is it still braindead easy to grief other people's buildings without mods or plugins? Are minecarts still slow as fuck? Did they fix the shitty trading system? Otherwise, no."}
+{"text":"You guys don’t need a fucking a 5090 or 64gb of DDR5 RAM. You can play everything fine on a ps5 pro or a 3060 with 32gb of RAM."}
+{"text":"I wish I got 256gb of RAM but I'm okay for now at 64 What I really need now are a bunch of 2.5\" 5tb HDDs for my enclosure and a new controller card, doing 35tb btrfs raid 10 want to take it to 120tb"}
+{"text":"Your mindset is identical to that of blacks who refuse to take any action to improve their own lives because they blame all their personal failings on the white man keeping them down. I'm telling you to improve your own life so you're not powerless and you interpret it like this? This is why you will be a loser until the day you die. You could change any time you wanted but you actively choose to avoid taking any personal responsibility for your own life. You will own nothing and you won't be happy, but you won't have any other option because of the choices you're making right now."}
+{"text":"I wanted to play Europa Universalis V. Why the fuck does this need 6GB VRAM? I tried running it on my laptop and it was ready to melt after 15 minutes."}
+{"text":"AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD"}
+{"text":"The early (like 4-5 years ago early, not 90s early) AI friend-bots were already good at just talking to people. The real problem is whatever big-data deep-analysis corps are doing, the slop image and video generation for worthless clip Art that nobody needs, and all the AI companies racing to either create Skynet, that future-crimes machine from Minority Report, or The Machine God."}
+{"text":"game has too much content"}
+{"text":"imagine the size of those turds"}
+{"text":"Goddamn that's official art?"}
+{"text":"DO OF THE BRAP SAR"}
+{"text":"I just wish her in-game skins had her as ridiculously PAWGed up as some of her official art."}
+{"text":"gachatards like omg i can’t they are doing so much to fleece me of money, this is great!"}
+{"text":"Uhhh bros… this wasn’t suppose to happen to us. What the fuck was the point of being a generation behind if we’re still getting fucked?!?!"}
+{"text":"Console sisters... we were supposed to be immune from the memory price increases..."}
+{"text":"Anon activated the Teleporter!"}
+{"text":"i just played the game and now im seeing threads. wheres the huntress booty?"}
+{"text":"You guys love Omnimon, right?"}
+{"text":"Mobile only, you do have a phone, right?"}
+{"text":"is that alphamon larping as a milf again?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"We get Merciful mode instead of a new Banchomon why is bandai so lazy?"}
+{"text":"That's Kyoko fresh out of highschool, no Alpha this time"}
+{"text":"which ones are worth playing?"}
+{"text":"all but 4. and play the original before you play genma or else youll get filtered."}
+{"text":"kills the shilling of bg3, kcd2, e33, gta6, and highguard in your path"}
+{"text":"That doesn't change anything. They are successful, they didn't close their studio, they didn't layoff most of their staff, they didnt restructure, they are still making games What exactly is a flop for you? It didn't reach a specific number for your arbitrary metric? What happened to flops meaning the studio closed"}
+{"text":"Your game is an automatic flop if you can't provide all three: Official sales report in writing Concurrent player record in steam Gameplay webms If you have all three, it is then judged by the numbers, and 4mil in AAA is pathetic, especially for a sequel to a cult classic."}
+{"text":"flop is when it doesn't meet my arbitrary metrics lol"}
+{"text":"Ehm, you need to trust journos actually Lmao"}
+{"text":"Your discord channel isn't \"everyone\", sweaty"}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, can we admit it's actually pretty good? playing it took me back to when I played Prime 1 on the Gamecube."}
+{"text":"No. I just replayed Metroid Prime 1 (remastered) for the first time in ages and I don't even think it holds up. I always preferred 2, granted, but the Prime games are just completely inferior to the 2D ones in almost every way that matters."}
+{"text":"Whenever I see these shill threads with the Prime 4 cover it looks like Samus is trying to mind control you into thinking the game was better than it really was."}
+{"text":"I went and replayed Prime 1 after 4. Prime did an excellent job at guiding the player through Tallon IV without ever being too overtly handholdy and it respected you enough to let you backtrack and get lost. Prime 4 just made its areas straight lines."}
+{"text":"it should have been better than pretty good should it?"}
+{"text":"It was definitely pretty good Ending could have used some work though"}
+{"text":"Then talk about any game you played, crybaby. Never played any of those three, I’ll take a looksee."}
+{"text":"I've played the parasite mutant demo, really gives me hope for the full thing. I'm reinstalling sleeping dogs, and trying to find the will to play something else. I want something single player, and action-y, but I just don't know what to play anymore, I have dark souls PTDE installed and I got to anal rodeo and just beat big&bigger, but obviously everything after is not appealing. I played some GTAO and RDO, and they were okay but they're a little slow, plus hackers are fucking annoying. I just don't quite know what I want to play."}
+{"text":"this playtest starts soon and I will be there"}
+{"text":"Do you mind pixel games? That’s mostly what I play because even though my computer’s only five years old it has an integrated GPU so I can’t really play any high end stuff without frying my computer. Had 100 hours of fun with Tiny Rogues. Also Star of Providence is one of the coolest shmups I’ve ever played. Vividlope is a fun arcade top-down action-puzzle game. I’d also recommend MotionRec, ElecHead, and Öoo, three other puzzle platformers. Also had a lot of fun with Spirits Abyss."}
+{"text":"Nah pixels are fine, I just finished Astalon which is technically a metroidvania but significantly more puzzle-heavy than combat oriented. I didn't care for tiny rogues when I tried it, I'll give a go to star of providence and the others however. Thank you for the recs."}
+{"text":"[game series] is evolving, just backwards"}
+{"text":"Yep, especially any that are on consoles or mobile."}
+{"text":"\"We need to expand our game to a wider audience.\" $80 Base game with $40 DLC"}
+{"text":"gud thed bery 10/10"}
+{"text":"Real talk, we should merge back about half the /v/ offshoot boards."}
+{"text":"my opinion is that these lazy-ass unpaid volunteers who can't even keep the pizza out of /v/ in the AI-slop and ban-evade posting era should step it up and do 1000x the work for almost zero benefit speedrunning hiro giving up and the entire site's deletion i see"}
+{"text":"That's not a merge, that's a genocide."}
+{"text":"You've changed my mind, I now think they should delete /v/ and only have the offshoot boards."}
+{"text":"If all rpg threads were moved to /vrpg/ this board would actually be usable. /vp/ and /vmg/ account for like 10 threads in the catalogue, but the former is like 60 threads. And throwing old good new bad shitposting onto /vr/ would be a huge help as well. Just treat those boards like waste bins."}
+{"text":"No one is hyped for the steam machine anymore"}
+{"text":"I only care about the steam frame"}
+{"text":"I JUST WANT THE CONTROLLER. My current Xbox controller ive been using for about 5 years and is finally falling apart. Just in time. When will it be released?"}
+{"text":"I'm probably gonna get the new steam controller though to be honest I never got a steam deck but I fucking hope the dpad is good on it. That was my only real complaint about the steam controller. It had no usable dpad. You can technically click sub-touchpad-buttons, but unless you configure it very carefully it doesn't input what you want at all. For example, I started playing code vein, and I'm only about 2 hours in, but swapping weapons, items, and using items, as well as activating my gifts? misinput about a fifth of the time. Happened a dozen times already. Maybe more."}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone was hyped in the first place. It's a novelty at best and clearly won't be able to compete with software exclusives since it's just a PC in a box. There is nothing special about it whatsoever. If you have a PC you can already do everything it does. This thing will only serve to shit up the most popular games with utter retards that can't handle a normal PC so they bought the ScamBox instead. It's a genuinely stupid idea for a console and only genuinely stupid people will be buying one. It has zero redeeming qualities and will only worsen the state of PC gaming with an influx low-IQ consumers."}
+{"text":"Was anyone ever"}
+{"text":"Tons of games have alchemy minigames Tons of games have lockpicking minigames Tons of games have hacking minigames What games have SPEECHCRAFT minigames??? What's the best one???"}
+{"text":"Not now, not later, not ever."}
+{"text":"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass are there people like this IRL?"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them false, if this happens, it is your fault warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass true, even if they kick yours, they are going to warm up after the beating"}
+{"text":"gets offended when you compliment them Some people don't know how to take compliments warms up to you when you threaten to beat their ass Some people like to argue"}
+{"text":"stop liking evil women"}
+{"text":"why is she coping?"}
+{"text":"the baby's father isn't human"}
+{"text":"Where are the PUBES?"}
+{"text":"seth!"}
+{"text":"Hehe cute girl failure though!"}
+{"text":"Kino. Canto IX was the best one by a mile."}
+{"text":"they did bug guy dirty"}
+{"text":"Fingers crossed for Albina's brain being in Sinclair's box"}
+{"text":"Fat fuck."}
+{"text":"she deserves it after saving a color go eat at all the restaurants you want"}
+{"text":"Fuck Cyberpunk, give me a Bond RPG"}
+{"text":"Is this worth trying if I found crash to be the mediocrest of mediocrest of games I've played"}
+{"text":"Spyro is comfy something you can play while watching something on the other monitor and zone out the only time you have to mildly lock in is the flying segements, which are fun too PS1 version and remake are both good, so there's a free alternative aswell"}
+{"text":"You know, I didn't like it but was kinda fine with then trying to add detail by placing cobblestones, the thing that broke me was when saw that they REMOVED the cobblestones of originally cobblestoned places. It was like they were insulting me personally."}
+{"text":"I'd say play the PS1 originals THEN play the remakes Even as someone who doesn't mind the remakes, elements like this and the fucking goo gun gnorcs piss me off. PS1 forever king in the look department for the worlds."}
+{"text":"I only played the remaster of 1 - 2 and 3 require additional downloads to get all the levels and I couldn't be bothered (I was playing it on console when it released). It was fun, granted I never played the originals so I didn't really have a stake in it. I only played the game because I wanted to look at Spyro's ass for hours."}
+{"text":"i want open world spyro game with evil lady dragon"}
+{"text":"All they had to do is appeal to the core gamer audience. They could've been the cool, edgy console that everyone wanted. Honestly, I blame the Nintendo Wii."}
+{"text":"Sony wasn't dumb enough to say the quiet part out loud, and Microsoft had already been slipping for a few years thanks to Kinect. People forget that Xbone wasn't some point blank 180 on the company, they had already been burning bridges with their core fanbase for 3-4 years before that announcement. Xbox threads were impossible on /v/ back in 2011/12, it was already that bad."}
+{"text":"That's why you failed Xbox."}
+{"text":"They're out of touch with their audience and want to appeal to people that aren't their audience."}
+{"text":"They lost everyone when they introduced the NSAbox"}
+{"text":"It’s just more corpo cannibalization. It’s cheaper to sell your computer than to make a game. They don’t care if it sells or is good, they just sell their assets because king nigger said to"}
+{"text":"Are you enjoying the game so far?"}
+{"text":"elaine is irrelevant and the only even remotely interesting character work for her happens in optional bond events i gave up on her ever being allowed to be relevant"}
+{"text":"I have that Elaine figure. It's really nice."}
+{"text":"Nah but it definitely made the school play more convincing."}
+{"text":"She is once again relegated to \"we live in different worlds\" tier. She sure does try to exist, but the world clearly doesn't want them to coexist. I earnestly suspect she'll have an actually prevalent role in the next game for spoiler reasons."}
+{"text":"Nah man I'm just playing the game and checking these threads occasionally. I'll have more to say once I'm done."}
+{"text":"Is Twilight Princess really that bad?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"this shit kills me. Requesting an edit with this gif."}
+{"text":"Cute."}
+{"text":"Need big lady"}
+{"text":"me on the left"}
+{"text":"did the wii win? i feel as if i see more 360 and ps3 nostalgia"}
+{"text":"it was pretty good in UK too, and in south europe until ps3 could play piracy copies, piracy discs, jailbreak, cfw and all that stuff or like you young people call it: \"scene\" and \"backups\""}
+{"text":"Apart from that 2 month period in 2011 when PSN was down lol. PS3 was shit. No multiplats were better on PS3."}
+{"text":"jap multiplats almost always played better on ps3 Bayonnetta? resident evil 5 ? street fighter? soul calibur? ffxiii? Every single multiplat run better and had better visual and framerates in xbox360 just deal with it anon, it was the first generation lost by sony, but don't worry, I love psx and ps2 too, but after 2004 playstation soul went to psp and psvita. sonyps3 was a really bad videogame system."}
+{"text":"Honestly I see it as a loss for PC, since the gaming market converging into an unholy multiplat monolith seemed to cause the decline of platform-tailored genres like RTS and cRPG"}
+{"text":"Which seventh-generation console would a gamer who hates PC gaming, hates Half-Life, hates Gabe Newell, hates Steam, hates Valve games, and wants the most anti-PC gaming console have chosen?"}
+{"text":"5th best selling game in the switch 2 eshop this december Is INAZUMA finally truly back? Was the secret to reviving a dead series to beat up the protag's son on a soccer match?"}
+{"text":"Someone just activated a tactic that stops me from passing when my goal had the ball, stole and scored Why is this allowed"}
+{"text":"legendaries? Literally any match on max difficulty has the same rate but getting custom drop rate passives for your team in competition mode will speed up the rate you get the legendary spirits."}
+{"text":"Keyman lockdown or was It tortoiseshell? I was pretty sure the two of them did nothing to a gk"}
+{"text":"Which has the highest likelihood of you winning on autobattle though?"}
+{"text":"No Idea, likely any team with shit stats for everyone. Come Ares update everyone will have the same stats so that won't matter In a week"}
+{"text":"game takes more than 2 braincells to play instantly dies Really makes you think inb4 muh microtransactions"}
+{"text":"but so are things like character and weapon skins even if they don't require a special currency It is not microtransactions if said items don't require special in game currency to purchase. It is simply a direct purchase where you can see the ACTUAL [INSERT COUNTRY CURRENCY] VALUE instead of confusing the shit out of customers with made up ingame digital currency called bingdingbuckachao bullshit or whatever. It wouldn't be called microtransactions if there wasn't extra steps to purchasing something by purchasing something else in order to get said item. It would simply be a direct transaction. Part of the whole reason Microsoft many years had done away with Microsoft points is because of that bullshit."}
+{"text":"You are wrong and continue to act like you aren't. Just stop already man."}
+{"text":"If they had worded it better, there wouldn't have been the backlash Maybe they'd avoid it on release but the second season pass was still coming and would've buried the game regardless"}
+{"text":"I don't need to continue. I've already explained what it actually is and how it works. Along with the shitty purpose behind it is."}
+{"text":"The crowbcat video still has that segment where hunters just follow the monster tracks all game and never attempt to cut him off once presented as a flaw with the game design and not severe retardation"}
+{"text":"Klonoa thread"}
+{"text":"I don’t have anyone to wahoo with though How do I fix that?"}
+{"text":"can i kiss your tummy"}
+{"text":"If you paid me with an authentic NTSC-U copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile…yes I would allow you to kiss my tummy."}
+{"text":"Klonoa belly"}
+{"text":"faggots will just lie like this"}
+{"text":"ZE COMMUNARDS"}
+{"text":"I will never buy another Nintendo product as long as I live. After Tears of the Kingdom, Wokey Kong Pronountry, Mario Wonder, and Metroid Millennial Writing, I have had enough. No more."}
+{"text":"Nintendo being woke is your imagin--ACK"}
+{"text":"how is that woke? lmao"}
+{"text":"everything on there is woke"}
+{"text":"no need to, we all know nintendo is woke as fuck"}
+{"text":"ttyd remake also had radical transgender ideology propaganda"}
+{"text":"Has a friend or family member ever wiped one of your save files?"}
+{"text":"i wiped my dads save file for prince of persia sands of time by accident. he forbade me from ever playing the game again"}
+{"text":"Before I was able to read or even comprehend what a save file was, I used to delete my brother's Zelda 1 save routinely because I liked the sound it made."}
+{"text":"my cat stepped on the open tray button on the PS1 after I had done a lot of chocobo hot and cold and the chocoglyphs on FF9. Taught me to save more often"}
+{"text":"Im the one who wipes"}
+{"text":"This happened to me as a kid. Pokemon blue. And parents are too fucking clueless to understand all the hours of work that goes into a save file. That's the worst part. It's like \"that's nice, come eat dinner bitch\". I should have destroyed something they had worked many hours on just so they would understand."}
+{"text":"Why is she such an asshole?"}
+{"text":"It's her job to ride your ass the whole game"}
+{"text":"Cause she puts out for Banjo."}
+{"text":"Here's your controller, bro."}
+{"text":"sega decided to release the worst dreamcast they had. C and Z. select, 2nd analog buttons are supported. they are used in alternative controllers like that one and gimmick ones like the maracas."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of one experimental duel disc from seto kaiba"}
+{"text":"SR2 > GTA4"}
+{"text":"necknyourself my man"}
+{"text":"KYS, retard."}
+{"text":"gta4 was everything wrong with video games at the time"}
+{"text":"truth"}
+{"text":"hags you haggishly"}
+{"text":"Why being upset?"}
+{"text":"But futa are technically fictional or mythology subgenre, so Mio video just fails."}
+{"text":"We need more Scarlet videos"}
+{"text":"mercy + scarlet + shota wait where please sauce"}
+{"text":"*magically fixes your vidya back pain*"}
+{"text":"because consumers are willing pay that much for them."}
+{"text":"is there mesh that isn't made of plastic? or do I have to go with fabric?"}
+{"text":"You can get a nice leather chair (real leather not faux leather) but if there's no airflow you'll sweat like a pig. You also gotta clean it and use conditioner once in a while for it to last."}
+{"text":"Sit on the floor"}
+{"text":"i do this because my balls hang down to my knees so the only way of comfy sitting is on the floor and when i sit on the chair they always twist"}
+{"text":"Joker!"}
+{"text":"For real?!"}
+{"text":"I want to fuck that cat till he breaks."}
+{"text":"Looking gay  , Joker!"}
+{"text":"scent has faded from my memory"}
+{"text":"Kat, I'm a Kitty Kat!"}
+{"text":"game with lesbians >:( game with lesbians, japan :0!!! why is /v/ like this?"}
+{"text":"Why don't they just sell the ip if it means nothing to them?"}
+{"text":"Does this look like a pair of lesbians to you?"}
+{"text":"What are your thoughts on Rome Total War?"}
+{"text":"anon pause the game for a sec"}
+{"text":"DUUUUUUUDE"}
+{"text":"WEEEEEEED"}
+{"text":"LMAAAAAAOOOO"}
+{"text":"naaah miss me with that gay shit, you got some meth?"}
+{"text":"arkschizo with one final cope"}
+{"text":"A new area and new pals is exactly what I want. They did say this is by far the largest update and considering how fucking large feybreak is, that means that whatever they release will be even bigger than feybreak, we also got a pal list with internal names and the new pals sound like they will be nice and there are a bunch of new ones."}
+{"text":"\"Make if fast, make it fun, fix it later.\" Wow. What a scumbag."}
+{"text":"An actual faction system, with settlements and towns evolving depending on their interactions, pal availability, npcs roaming the biomes, etc, with your input changing how things interact."}
+{"text":"samefagging arkschizo"}
+{"text":"this is officially One Month away Why aren't you HYPED?"}
+{"text":"I'm not a 12 year old posts a wojak Ahahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"I rather get Quake IV frostbite remastered on new multi platform"}
+{"text":"I also think that's bullshit. For Poppy everything ultimately derives from her. She is the reason the company exists, why the experiments started, why the massacre happened. She should be the most interesting character and the full focus of the plot of the game. And yet Mob goes out of their way to limit her screentime and make her less readable. They have actively sabotaged their own story and best character because muh mystery or something."}
+{"text":"Mommy long legs had amazing porn"}
+{"text":"Who is he?"}
+{"text":"what character have you jerked it to the most, as in using the game only"}
+{"text":"it's crazy that they got away with this"}
+{"text":"X had towns, npcs, minigames, side quests, etc."}
+{"text":"I really enjoyed X as a kid but even then my brain registered that it felt a lot more like one giant hallway than the PS1 games"}
+{"text":"kerillian from vermintide 2 robes of isha outfit"}
+{"text":"There's a difference between linearity and monotony. The first half of FF6 is technically linear but you're doing all kinds of things, exploring all kinds of different locations, meeting all kinds of characters. It's not just a hallway simulator."}
+{"text":"welcome to my big monster town, human we are a peaceful people also, if you don't help me, our local schizophrenic population will wander around the wastes killing people again come speak to our Dog Doctor NCR was justified in taking potshots at this place to get them to fuck off"}
+{"text":"also, if you don't help me, our local schizophrenic population will wander around the wastes killing people again #Notallnightkin"}
+{"text":"He's in."}
+{"text":"Is this a joke or do you honestly think an irl person can be in smash :I"}
+{"text":"MYSTERY JABRONIS"}
+{"text":"did abraham lincoln from codename steam have a spirit in smash ultimate"}
+{"text":"Still a better grappler rep than InSHITeroar."}
+{"text":"dangerous criminal has the same progressive values as a liberal college student"}
+{"text":"Most men are against hitting women, both because we're hard wired to protect them and because there's such a massive base strength difference that anyone with a sense of fairness will be against it on that alone."}
+{"text":"Why did they get rid of that nafri and replace him with a standart chink, he was based, bring back the algerian of okinawa"}
+{"text":"Because she felt Kiryu only cared about her for money I think"}
+{"text":"Not until they add in the Kiryu Majima sex scene DLC in Yazuka 9."}
+{"text":"mfw checking RAM prices"}
+{"text":"they first came for our gooning material, now theyre taking our gooning boxes"}
+{"text":"Please understand, greedy kikes need it for their ai ponzi scheme."}
+{"text":"Comfiest RTS from a watching perspective? I feel like watching something on youtube"}
+{"text":"Chinks I guess. Probably its harder for the food to escape that way."}
+{"text":"It's called babybirding, chudcel"}
+{"text":"Warcraft 3"}
+{"text":"Waifufags this is your mindset"}
+{"text":"I don't understand vtuberfags"}
+{"text":"mogged by Killing Floor 1 (2009) b-blast havers... I-I don't feel so good..."}
+{"text":"what if we made a GameCube but without the girthy handle and we'll cancel women Steam is not exactly cooking a great shrimp jambalaya here."}
+{"text":"What a retarded thread."}
+{"text":"It's day 4. I went to the Wolfman, tried to buy a watch but it was too expensive. The lights go out during night and someone opened my door. I saw a weird man in the forest scribbling stuff on the ground... occult marks."}
+{"text":"How does Darkwood cheat the player?"}
+{"text":"There's a destroyed wall to enter/leave through in your living room. Always have the front door barricaded in the first hideout."}
+{"text":"Get a bear trap and use it on wolf man. Bludgeon him to death and then loot his shit. Your clone trader brother is better anyway."}
+{"text":"You can take all the things hes selling? he gave me a quest though"}
+{"text":"Ignore that anon. Don't kill Wolfman."}
+{"text":"foolihshhness, Danfe, foolisshness"}
+{"text":"YOU ARE NOPH WORPHY ASH MY OPPONENPH"}
+{"text":"GIF DAF ZO ME"}
+{"text":"YOU'RE FINISHED"}
+{"text":"create a gay ass character with flowers for a head we want the yordle audience but ugly and gay we made a male version of undyne and he's still gay story is ass menu and ui design is ass world is boring and static, can't interact with anything Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To make a skyrim clone in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?"}
+{"text":"try an anthology approach with new characters nobody cares, they just want Max fine, we’ll bring back Max oh shit “your choices will still matter in the sequel” has never worked ever Chloe obviously can’t be there if she’s dead rather than make two entirely different games they come up with some half-assed reason why she’s not there if she’s alive fans get livid about Chloe betraying them without even realizing it’s a practical decision ok fine we’ll bring back Chloe in the next one same shit as before in the opposite direction, whatever excuse they come up with if you sacrificed Chloe your decision didn’t matter people will complain no matter what I honestly feel bad at this point."}
+{"text":"OH FUCK THE LAST GAME BOMBED IN SALES QUICK WE GOTTA DO THIS no thanks"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"is this the only kamalacore video game?"}
+{"text":"The Nobel Prize is a joke, yes."}
+{"text":"whats the weather like in st pidorsburg?"}
+{"text":"is it fun to play fps on steamdeck? I've heard that combination of trackpad and gyro is quite comfy."}
+{"text":"dogisaga married an indian"}
+{"text":"Any time I've tried, I can't help but wish I was just using a keyboard and mouse instead. It's better than using a controller, but it never stopped feeling awkward."}
+{"text":"but you can play fallout in your bed!!!!"}
+{"text":"want to replay game remember THAT PART ITT we post that part"}
+{"text":"you had so many better choices and instead you pick an okay-ish level with an extremely easy boss at the end if you want a bloodborne thread just say so, or use the standard ragebait by saying its the best fromsoftware game (truth)"}
+{"text":"Will he return for the sequel?"}
+{"text":"you literally see his dead body on screen with the erusean princess crying over it"}
+{"text":"0_0"}
+{"text":"why do you have this saved"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't it be funny haha if someone kicked Ramjeet and he fell onto the track and got bisected by the train? Heehee Maybe surviving the initial impact, only to slowly bleed out while Poojeeta and Ramesh watch him die? haha"}
+{"text":"The dog that sold the world."}
+{"text":"any games where i can have an adventure with a cute tomboy?"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"tomboys are for ryona. I don't feel like that for normal girls, but I want to give a tomboy a black eye or a punch in the gut. I bet she'd like it, too, being all \"rough-and-tumble\"."}
+{"text":"Being a tom. And being a boy."}
+{"text":"Resident Evil 1 B A S E D"}
+{"text":"Rebecca is so cute, I’m jealous Wesker abused his position of power to take pics of her"}
+{"text":"game is an IQ test. Did you fail it?"}
+{"text":"you're doing exactly as the devs wanted, good job!"}
+{"text":"I got a B on my IQ test."}
+{"text":"Was the final juggernaut Lugo and the lynched guy some random American?"}
+{"text":"Far Cry 2 makes you a bastard who leaves people without food, water, medicine, kills innocent people, and only fights on both sides of a conflict to make it worse and make money, always making it clear what you are doing in an open-world first-person game with a silent character. No one says anything. Spec Ops is the story of Walker and his descent into madness in a conflict much bigger than himself, where he does exactly the same thing. Everyone goes crazy in a massive projection attack."}
+{"text":"But I didn't have a choice! That's the point, it puts you in the head of Walker. You are coping at the same time he is You had a choice, you played the game. He had a choice, listen to orders or disregard them and enter Dubai. Shutting the game off is an unconventional choice, one that seems really stupid in the moment which is the exact line of thinking Walker had when he was faced with the initial choice of following orders to stay the fuck out of Dubai or enter to try and help people. You didn't shut off the game and Walker didn't listen to orders. I don't understand why this is so hard for people to figure out, no one had an issue understanding it when Undertale did it."}
+{"text":"You can bring anything from a game into real life. magic item person place creature virus anything."}
+{"text":"Either a character creator or a way to save and load."}
+{"text":"I'd get the classic summon Bread spell and open a bakery, then just cast Bread for 5 minutes and enjoy the cash."}
+{"text":"Okay, thanks."}
+{"text":"Karryn from Karryn's Prison. She may be everyone's girlfriend, but she's my wife"}
+{"text":"Editing magic make self immortal change into whatever I want edit world to fit my desires Its basically cheating depending on how advanced it is, like creating your own species from scratch"}
+{"text":"The bosses weren't that bad."}
+{"text":"Is Sonic the most inconsistent series in games? Feels like outside of the Genesis era it's a coinflip whether a game is good or dogshit, and most of the 21st century has come up as dogshit."}
+{"text":"Sup nigga. Heard you was talking shit."}
+{"text":"Good idea, terrible execution."}
+{"text":"I think 2D classic Sonic gameplay is usually pretty consistent, it's just a question of how much unrelated bloat gets shoved in each game. 3D Sonic, yeah probably."}
+{"text":"is your favorite pokemon a world champion?"}
+{"text":"no boomerzard Genwunners in shambles kek. No my favorite isn't up there but it's just because people are bad not because he isn't a quadruple S tier pick."}
+{"text":"no but I still love him"}
+{"text":"I think InSHITeroar SUCKS."}
+{"text":"ninjask isnt common in comp so no :("}
+{"text":"The downfall of the game starts here"}
+{"text":"someone played industrial craft in minecraft and made their own game based on the same concepts"}
+{"text":"You're confusing \"dumber\" and \"lower-maintenance.\" You want a 1.9GW generator? It's yours my friend. Just arrange all of your reactors like a schizo, balance the fluoroketone intake before you fire this thing up, and feed it highly-efficient fuel cells from the end of the world I'd never fucking use these things if blueprints didn't exist. Meanwhile, I figured out how Fission reactors worked in five minutes because it's exactly the fucking same as a Steam Engine in this game. Build Steam Engines/Fission Reactors Hook Boilers/Heat Exchangers up to a source of Water Feed the Steam Engines/Fission Reactors some Coal/Fission Cells Route the Steam into Turbines"}
+{"text":"They're also made simple since they are designed for space platforms first and planets second."}
+{"text":"no more expansions planned Guess, you're technically right. Was really surprised how incredibly good Space Age was, though. Really didn't think I'd enjoy the concept of flying to other planets and setting up a new base there."}
+{"text":"Gleba is the most fun planet once you get over your autism and excessive loss aversion."}
+{"text":"Hey, does anyone know where to download this game and what its killer mode is like?"}
+{"text":"forcing the player to abuse random NPCs will surely open his heart to socialism"}
+{"text":"PI PI PI PIZZA"}
+{"text":"Unc core game Unironically This is how young people can learn what the old internet was like"}
+{"text":"THE SYSTEM"}
+{"text":"is this vinny"}
+{"text":"Nope, it's Jay Tholen The dude who made the game, and some of the songs (including this one)"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"what for? even 2042 is better"}
+{"text":"christmas noob update perma-ruined the gun balance plan to cover the entire war but start with obscure bullshit, then cancel it before the iconic battles female soldiers and dogshit cosmetics hackers everywhere No."}
+{"text":"Why do Gacha fans never discuss their games' gameplay, only the characters and their art/porn?"}
+{"text":"Gameplay?"}
+{"text":"Gameplay?"}
+{"text":"Why are there no good Doctor Who games?"}
+{"text":"I feel like Dr. Who doesn't transfer well to game format. Also the series is dead asf"}
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+{"text":"iDOLM@STER Thread Previous iM@S Thread: Official website: idolmaster-official.jp Japanese news: imasnews765.com English wiki: project-imas.wiki APKs: apk.ksmz.moe Old archive of materials: sites.google.com/view/yukipobackup Old FAQ + Resource Links: pastebin.com/icRtaLvv Material translations + Music downloads: pastebin.com/DebHdukE Character birthdays: pastebin.com/cLdezeDu Next thread OP: pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB Helpful Links: pastebin.com/Z70CGAsN Event/Gacha Dates (Jan 18th): - Previous News: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Season 7 - Kumo no Ito 2025.12.31 — Mirror Dungeon #6 - Mirror of Immortality 2025.07.03 — Refraction Railway Line 5 - Merry Go Round 2025.02.20 — Current Events Upcoming Extractions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Ongoing SR Fujinami Popularity Poll 12/4/2025 - 2/2/2026 Boise META(Cruise Mission) & I-13 casual skin(Cruise Pass) Yorktown META Upcoming Pasta event SSR Francesco Caracciolo, SSR Alberto Di Giussano, SR Ugolino Vivaldi Lingerie skins: new botes + Chen Wu, Alabama, Shimakaze, Takao Reminder Bind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates. /alg/ doesn't have its own discord. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"#1214: Climax of Star Force Edition Previous: This general is for the discussion of original, fanmade, or look-alike Mega Man games. /mmg/ news Mega Man Dual Override Announced, releasing in 2027: youtu.be/4RmSp4cvYgI [Embed] Mega Man Star Force Legacy Collection announced, releases in March 27, and still no crossplay youtu.be/0AeGb_NfP1k [Embed] Also available for wishlisting in PC, PS and XBox Mega Man Star Force's anime available on Capcom's own youtube channels, but on a slow drip English Version of DiVE Complete Works starting to ship out Mega Man Zero/ZX: The Vinyl Collection Announced, Pre-Orders available Shooting Star Rockman manga will be available digitally in Japan Mega Man and Proto Man to be a Season Pass DLC on Sonic CrossWorlds, with a themed stage and kart Mega Man ZX and Legends Timelines delayed AGAIN to January 14th TEPPEN to hit EOS in March 30 2026, and will have an offline version that will be available until April 20, 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Fat slob boosted edition"}
+{"text":"space voxel games general edition Previous thread: Alternative thread for physicians: This thread is dedicated to all games about building machines and systems, in space or otherwise. List of commonly discussed /egg/ games: Voxels, blocks and vehicle builders Avorion Besiege Empyrion - Galactic Survival From the Depths Machinecraft Robocraft Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: Current & Upcoming Rate Up Banners: [01/03-01/15] New Year Shizuru [01/03-01/15] Limited Prize Gacha (GG.Tsumugi, Kanon, NY.Saren, Medusa) [01/15] New Year Rino Ongoing and Upcoming Events: [12/10] X.Lyrael, X.Io, W.Chieru UEs Added [12/10] Idolmaster Collab UE2s + Skill Rebalance [12/15] Main Story Update: Chapter 15 Part, Normal 79-1~3, Hard 78-3, Level Cap at 364 [12/15] Caravan Season 11 Starts (Caravan Shop Reset) [12/15-01/06] Dungeon Mana x2 [12/16] \"Cry Baby Christmas\" Added to Side Stories [12/21] X.Akino/X.Saren UE2s Added Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: Chaldean Floralia, when your flowers bloom pre-campaign: ●January 13~27 JST. ●Event period:January 23~. ▶Requirement: -Main Quests: \"The Beginning of Aftertime\". -Free Quests: Fuyuki. ▶Login Bonus: 3 SQ, 4 Golden apples, 2M QP, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom and 10 3*Fou-kun (5ATK, 5HP). ▶Welfare: 4*Alter Ego Flora. ▶Event Bonus Servants: -20% more Bond Points after clearing any quest. -Chances of getting a great/super success when strengthening will be double. -AP consumption for Interludes/Strengthening Quests will be halved. ▶FP gacha free summons will be increased to 20 (~January 20). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Mechanoid Factory edition Is the DLC worth it? Some like it and some don't. You should probably pirate it first to try it out. (I did) Is the Book worth it? Yes praise Tynan Is Dwarf Fortress welcome here? Absolutely not. What mods for performance? Performance Optimizer and Slower Pawn Tick Rate. ► Links: --------------------------------------------- Where can I buy Tynan's \"amazing\" book? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous: wagie edition News Rank 8 Equipment World 25 and 26 Open Unique pet Petite Epicon Legendary pet Petite Speaki Story updated to Chapter 6 - Episode 5 Returning Event available Banners (Chibi) 1/15 | 1/29 Blanchet 1/1 | 1/29 Epica 1/1 | 1/29 Selected Personality Recruitment Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no serbs edition ► 1. WELCOME We discuss modded Minceraft: mods, modpacks, projects, build ideas, etc. If you're working on a mod or a pack, keep us updated for feedback! Refer to the OP before asking about launchers. All e-celeb illegal immigrants will be cordially redirected towards . ► 2. NEWS All Mojang accounts have been killed. Use links below to keep playing the game without a M$ account. ► 3. USEFUL LINKS Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bringer of EOS edition. Ongoing [Banner] [12/25 ~ 01/22] Claudia - Archangel (debut) [Banner] [12/29 ~ 01/05] Renee (rerun) [Banner] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Claudia (rerun) [Banner] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Flynn (rerun) [Story Event] [12/25 ~ 01/08] Side Story: Silent Bomb, Holy Bomb [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/15] Operation Eden Alliance - Gaon [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Strive System - Claudia [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Guild Raid - Gaia [Content] [01/01 ~ 01/08] Evermatch [Reward Boost] [12/24 ~ 01/07] Decoy Operation x2 Upcoming Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Everything related to the Dragon Quest series, also known as Dragon Warrior, is discussed here. (Re)Imagine The Smell Edition Last Thread: News • Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. Demo out now. Full game launches February 5, 2026, on Switch, Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Dragon Quest Smash/Grow, a Roguelite RPG for Android & iOS. Closed beta ran from October 14, 2025 to October 21, 2025. Now Available • Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake. Out now on Switch, Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake. Out now on Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. • Infinity Strash: Dragon Quest The Adventure of Dai. Available on PS4, PS5, Switch, and PC. • Dragon Quest Treasures. Available on Switch and PC. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Imminent \"experimentation\" edition Previous: Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates: Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC. Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025 Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia. Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026 Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PC New Neptunia mainline - 2026, this time for real guys we swear Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year Edition Previous:"}
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+{"text":"Previous thread: what is /waifu/ This is a thread for those who have fallen in love with a videogame girl. Discuss what it is that makes her so special to you, what sorts of in-game content related to her you enjoy or are looking forward to, or post shrines, merch, or fanart of her. Or just gush about how much you love her! This is the place for that! what exactly is a waifu? Waifu simply means wife, it's the same feeling that any man has when he falls in love with a woman in real life, but in our case she just so happened to be 2D. And in that same vein, love is between only two people, and it's for life. More than one waifu will ruin your laifu, and waifu is forever! collages? Every two months we put together a drawing collage, typically themed around the holiday of that season. Submit a drawing in the thread and everyone's artwork will be put together in one big ol' collage showing off everyone's efforts! It's all about expressing your love, not artistic ability, so don't think you shouldn't participate just because you're not a master artist! And you could always submit a holiday themed photo of a shrine, a pic of food you've cooked up for your waifu, or participate in any way you can show your love! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New Year New Holden edition. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy guides, tips, information and much more: rentry.co/STALKERTrilogyGuides S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy mods, anon's merges and resources: rentry.co/STALKERTrilogyMods Common misconceptions about Shadow of Chernobyl game mechanics: www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/WhatYouKnowThatAintSo.html Running S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on Linux: docs.google.com/document/d/11HcSFSyb0DX3ymModXZ9tNdpTuktTioC BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? Find your crash log, stalker. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Previous thread: Season 7 - Kumo no Ito 2025.12.31 — Mirror Dungeon #6 - Mirror of Immortality 2025.07.03 — Refraction Railway Line 5 - Merry Go Round 2025.02.20 — Current Events Upcoming Extractions Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey! /smbg/ #326 - The Tennis Fever edition ------ Mario News and Releases<< 「!」Mario Kart World has officially released! 「!」Donkey Kong Bananza + DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC has officially released! 「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released! 「!」Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 (Switch) has officially released! Future Release Dates: 「!」Mario Tennis Fever releases on February 12th, 2026 「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book releases Spring 2026 「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park releases Spring 2026 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post. /vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want! /vip/ is an experimental board, so the rules and features may change over time. Currently, all global rules are enforced."}
+{"text":"You're not spending every single day refreshing the catalog on this shithole site in the big ol' 2026, right?"}
+{"text":"good answer"}
+{"text":"one last thread before site goes down for maintenance see you dudes on the other side"}
+{"text":"I do what I want when I want"}
+{"text":"________________________________________ <  >I do what I want when I want > ---------------------------------------- \\ \\  /\\/\\ \\   / |  0 >> |___| __((_<|   | (          | (__________) |      | |      | /\\     /\\"}
+{"text":"except of course get rid of headaches why would anyone want that you can't do that nobody can do that"}
+{"text":"except of course get rid of headaches why would anyone want that you can't do that nobody can do that English, please"}
+{"text":"biscuits"}
+{"text":"I'm going to read all posts on /vip/ to see if any of them are actually important wish me luck"}
+{"text":"some cancerous thread had shitty suggestions and this one wasn't m00t interested in making \"4meet\" service? Imagine the shitposting on /cali/ kek"}
+{"text":"remember when hiro cared about 4chan? Lmao"}
+{"text":"KEK"}
+{"text":"it smell like cheese"}
+{"text":"This is a slow board"}
+{"text":"Hello"}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"It’s the COPS"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"This is a slow board for you"}
+{"text":"but sir we is good loking guy and female please do not disregard it this pic is me -1000 izzat"}
+{"text":"how do I buy 4chan war bonds to help the team defend the United Kangdom?"}
+{"text":"The new captcha is so easy to solve I barely log into the 4chan pass account nowadays They should make it harder to solve"}
+{"text":"They should make it harder to solve it looks like poorfags now have to find correct 4chan clovers kek"}
+{"text":"Do you guys play Umamusume?"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"no but I play your mom"}
+{"text":"i'd put my uma in her musume iykwim"}
+{"text":"_____________________________ < I prefer horses with hooves > ----------------------------- \\        \\ \\        \\ \\       _\\^ \\    _- oo\\ \\---- \\______ \\       )\\ ||-----||  \\ ||     ||"}
+{"text":"usecase for /vip/?"}
+{"text":"what makes you think that dabbing is a metric?"}
+{"text":"*dabs on your metrics*"}
+{"text":"situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down"}
+{"text":"*erratically dab dances faster*"}
+{"text":"vippers be malding"}
+{"text":"That event sucked :p"}
+{"text":"That event sucked :p It was awesome /b/ being purged of porn was fun /vip/ not being dead was neat too hope AF2026 isn't shit like AF2023 (GPT joke) inb4 it's a joke about 1776"}
+{"text":"Remember /vip/ers, this is YOUR year to get a GF! or else."}
+{"text":"or else else what? My pass's getting revoked?"}
+{"text":"1) why are we grouped with /r9k/ and /s4s/ on the navbar? 2) what's the reasoning behind separating a, b, etc and 3, aco, etc?"}
+{"text":"1) why are we grouped with /r9k/ and /s4s/ on the navbar?"}
+{"text":"I think the first list are the \"original\" boards, then the next list are just... idk, general boards? and the last one are \"new\" boards. I am not sure why /r9k/, /s4s/, and /vip/ are separete. it's kind of silly"}
+{"text":"\"original\" boards has /v/ spin-offs like /vst/"}
+{"text":"you are right, also /jp/ is in the third list and would be considered an original board by any standard it seems totally meaningless to me"}
+{"text":"Introduce yourselves"}
+{"text":"My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30 Mess with me or my gang or we'll do you dirty"}
+{"text":"Master chef"}
+{"text":"l post *LOTS* of things on /b/."}
+{"text":"I'm Brian"}
+{"text":"My name's Anonymous and I post on 4chan.org"}
+{"text":"Arsch! That is all."}
+{"text":"i want cute girl butt to fart into my nose and mouth that is all"}
+{"text":"yfw"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Das ist ein Mann."}
+{"text":"Dear /vip/, Please DO NOT announce to the board when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a board full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for potential pass buyers to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thank you for your attention to this manner!"}
+{"text":"tfw the commoners are complaining about a new captcha"}
+{"text":"I hate it so much I bought a stupid fucking pass for a dying website I don’t even know the Feds can probably track me now"}
+{"text":"new captcha is literally an iq test filters 90% of posters kek"}
+{"text":"^retard captcha is pretty good, but its forced 30 sec timer is really annoying"}
+{"text":"I hate the rebuild of Evangelion so much it cannot be quantified.  It's not just bad, it broke the fandom.  Trolls are spamming boards, and Jannies are passing out bans to even pass holders because the Rebuild sucks that hard."}
+{"text":"I want to believe mods are that retarded it would be so funny"}
+{"text":"No.  This is real life.  This actually fucking happened.  I feel like I am owed an apology."}
+{"text":"stop watching anime, you fucking pervert"}
+{"text":"It keeps telling me it’s already in use with a different IP even though I’m in the same place on the same internet. What could be the cause? Is my modem refreshing the IP or something?"}
+{"text":"Is my modem refreshing the IP why don't you try and confirm this"}
+{"text":"I changed my PIN number and it seems fixed. This started happening after the hack"}
+{"text":"interesting. i have had no problem"}
+{"text":"I'm on icloud relay. I get the \"IP changed\" thing 2/3 of the time I try to post. I wish it didn't count a login for an IP if you don't actually post something."}
+{"text":"dumb frogposter uses ishit checks out"}
+{"text":"This is all I get for buying a freaking pass? Some dead board? Where’s my free blowjob and state mandated gf"}
+{"text":"best i can do is a state mandated blowjob"}
+{"text":"But that sounds soulless and you probably won’t really get into it you’ll have all these rules and not only that but you’ll probably time the whole thing it’ll probably just be like 15 minutes at the most"}
+{"text":"This is all I get for buying a freaking pass? Some dead board? bro, no captchas"}
+{"text":"i heard only rich people can post here?"}
+{"text":"fact check? true"}
+{"text":"I am homeless but a rich person gave me a smartphone and a 4chan pass"}
+{"text":"rich $30/$60 Anon, I..."}
+{"text":"Just testing"}
+{"text":"fuck me Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"Lorem ipsum dolor　sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"idgi Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."}
+{"text":"it's the  tag fuck me (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/) (/)) (/)(/) (/)'`(/) (/)    (/) (/)    (/) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"fuck up even when posting a loose"}
+{"text":"trying to post with a different IP under the same pass removes IP address from the form what's the point of \"you IP was XX.XX.XX.XX\" if it gets removed? also looks like a fun way to show your pass without using since4pass kek"}
+{"text":"Are 4chan programmers just too stupid to understand it?"}
+{"text":"I dunno man I'm tired and everything hurts I'm sorry"}
+{"text":"god my head hurts.. I'm tired and everything hurts anon, are you alright?"}
+{"text":"it is getting better I think I've been drawing a lot more this month maybe in 6 years I'll finally post something in  and my dead cat Keigo won't be so meowsad or whatever"}
+{"text":"my dead cat Keigo won't be so meowsad :_)"}
+{"text":"he died like 10 years ago or something probably closer to 15 I dunno we have a lot of cats I still remember him though, had the best name, named after Keigo Asano from Bleach"}
+{"text":"Please obeserve this very important bat Thanks for observing this very important bat"}
+{"text":"which rule do they violate?"}
+{"text":"oh"}
+{"text":"you get the faggot bat"}
+{"text":"faggot bat for liking batpones (sexo) ..."}
+{"text":"I THINK YOTSUBA SUCKS!"}
+{"text":"it's an okay theme, but my eyes are sensitive, especially when I have migraines"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised the team hasn't expanded the list of available themes I'd really appreciate /j/'s theme becoming public pic should be added to 404 image rotation"}
+{"text":"god my head hurts.. use tomorrow NOW"}
+{"text":"I am tomorrowing at all times my head hurts all the time I should probably work on that more"}
+{"text":"I bought my pass with a card last year. Is that no longer an option?"}
+{"text":"oh checked my email and I bought only for a year, oops!"}
+{"text":"making a new account to buy cryptocurrency has all kinds of hurdles and waiting periods you have to deal with. Yup bought my first pass off a website if it still exists then theres that Which one? Weird. I also used a card like a normal person I also bought mine and gift one with a card It was years back that you had to use crypto and now that shit has returned? yeah but the thing was that years before they allowed cards they gave you a wallet address and you could use any crypto wallet you had, you only need to send money to that address 4chan gave you. I really liked that approach since I already have Bitso but now they're forcing you to use Coinbase or other irrelevant and obscure wallets Shit sucks ass"}
+{"text":"Payment processors are gay."}
+{"text":"... YOU'RE gay!"}
+{"text":"I'M GAY!"}
+{"text":"Lawl it worked"}
+{"text":"It’s funny, we could feign over superiority over the rest of 4chan, but instead nobody really chooses to post here, such a waste opportunity. A damn crying shame."}
+{"text":"I keep getting all these videos recommended to me about “being too smart” problems of being too smart, why others don’t accept smart people. And I have to wonder, “really, does the algorithm really think I’m too smart?” God dayum and all that biznatch"}
+{"text":"there's no incentive to post here"}
+{"text":"so like every other board then"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile Etika got a sticky."}
+{"text":"hey nigger janneis want to do your fucking job?"}
+{"text":"there should be /mvp/ for /vip/ + /v/"}
+{"text":"How come I can only quote 5 people in 1 post but others can quote 7 or even 10 people in 1 post? It seems unfair. I'm a paying customer, I should be able to at least quote the same amount, if not more."}
+{"text":"legit nuts You can do the full post url, but not the [Post ID]"}
+{"text":"Testing"}
+{"text":"haha no way thats retarded Thanks now I finally know how to do it, hope it doesnt get fixed"}
+{"text":"137091 137126 137178 137206 137364 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ten (You)s yay I'm in a good goy group wasn't limits on quotes implemented before the hack? Leaked src code should have info on this filter"}
+{"text":"15 minute wait for new posters 30 minutes for switching IPs with a pass This makes no sense."}
+{"text":"That's what happens when your site manager is also involved with everything else. Feature creep is more than just bloat, it also means nonsense like this when they just keep adding more shit to the site without actually auditing anything. Always been 30"}
+{"text":"I guess the goal is to prevent pass sharing? That being said I agree with you. there isn't really any documented pass abuse going on so I feel the penalty they set is a bit harsh for an imagined crime"}
+{"text":"It just told me I can't switch IP on a pass more than 30 minutes after I made my first post on my wifi hotspot."}
+{"text":"the cooldown is 15 minutes if you reauthorize"}
+{"text":"there isn't really any documented pass abuse going on David Frederick Hoffman uses them for his proxy iirc"}
+{"text":"What are the circumstances under which you whip out the ole since4pass in a thread conversation?"}
+{"text":"now I'm just doing it because I'm bored"}
+{"text":"person complain about captcha claim skill issue w/passu up leave thread"}
+{"text":"I paid to not have to bother with the CAPTCHA when I'm lying in bed on my iPad. I could do this but I haven't yet"}
+{"text":"checking to see if not renewing gives me 2025 than the older one linked to my email I used..."}
+{"text":"still have Christmas hat cached Christ"}
+{"text":"Rules to improve 4chan"}
+{"text":"I've been saying this for a while.  Just discussion about the internet in general, other websites, ecelebs etc. Can call it /www/ (world wide web). I think the reason it hasn't happened is that 4chan management generally has no appetite for that kind of conversation in the first place and prefers that it has no place here."}
+{"text":"I'd agree with the management in that case because I bet that board would be flooded with eceleb threads. A board full of kiwifarms style eceleb threads sounds like the worst board on the whole site."}
+{"text":"Russian 2ch has /fag/ and it's absolute cancer we don't need /incel/ also you can probably discuss your favorite faggot on /bant/ anyway"}
+{"text":"they should bring back /vint/ desu"}
+{"text":"I wish they would split /lgbt/ and /tttt/ already."}
+{"text":"What's the point?"}
+{"text":"not everything needs a point"}
+{"text":"What's the point? dab on poorfags"}
+{"text":"There's nowhere good to post random shit on this site anymore. /b/ has been an unusable pig-sty for over a decade now thanks to constant porn spam. We need a new random board with the same rules as /pol/ (except for the rule that enforces only political discussion, obviously)"}
+{"text":"<span class=\"sjis\">but you're already in it[/spoiler]"}
+{"text":"This place crawls."}
+{"text":"so fucking real"}
+{"text":"uh what about bant?"}
+{"text":"yeah just use /bant/"}
+{"text":"It's been years since this doesn't work. Also even if you could authenticate yourself, posting didn't work either. It's pretty much abandonware."}
+{"text":"Didn't they release this in 2019? It's only been 6 years."}
+{"text":"yeah they wont fix it lmao i raised the issue ages ago"}
+{"text":"have you tried turning it off and on again"}
+{"text":"what was the point of p4 anyway?"}
+{"text":"You guys played any good videogames lately?"}
+{"text":"vintage story"}
+{"text":"Check out Overlooting on Steam It satisfies my autism"}
+{"text":"doing xenoblade chronicles 2 — the Torna thing not sure what I'll play after that might play 3 and its DLC (my first XBC game) because now I know the universe \"the PS5 has no [exclusive to the PS5] games\" was a talking point on /v/ for ages and hasn't really died yet but the only thing from them that I'm looking forward to playing on my Switch 2 is Splatoon 4 everything else seems like chores"}
+{"text":"canceled my wow sub and went back to osrs, it's so much more fun"}
+{"text":"please just re-release the gameboy sd since it can play all the old games with updated energy use and battery life. we will literally beat down your door for a pre release sale. signed, every 1999 pokemon kid"}
+{"text":"It's called the modretro chromatic, ser, and it's sturdier and better than anything Nintendo would release these days. If you're only interested in GB/GBC games, then it's a million miles ahead of all the other cheapo \"all-in-one\" emulator devices on the market, because its hardware, controls, display, and form factor are specifically designed for GB/GBC, which means better latency, better fidelity to the \"gameboy experience\", etc."}
+{"text":"And like its creator Palmer Luckey said, it's basically designed to be the 'ultimate gameboy', as in, if you wanted to completely pimp out its capabilities with no regard for cost or profitability. You pretty much couldn't make a better GBC console than this."}
+{"text":"Pretty sure you can get an emulator cartridge for Super Nintendo where gameboy games fit into it since that's always plugged in / powered. Just need a CRT television is all, then you can see it on a bigger screen too."}
+{"text":"buy Chinese android consoles I think they sell those in GB form factor"}
+{"text":"This is my last post on /vip/ I guess. I don't know how to use crypto, and the friend who I paid to spend his crypto to buy me a pass died in a tragic horse breeding accident. If only it wasn't so hard to buy a 4chan pass, I'd stay loyal forever..."}
+{"text":"<- me without random anon I don't know"}
+{"text":"and the friend who I paid to spend his crypto to buy me a pass died in a tragic horse breeding accident /)"}
+{"text":"change IP get logged out off my 4chan pass even with \"remember this device\" option is this how 4pass supposed to work? I don't like typing my PIN man"}
+{"text":"you may change the IP used by a Pass every 30 mins (without being deauthorized upon trying to use the Pass, it's transparent), or every 15 mins if you explicitly reauthorize by logging back in with a different IP"}
+{"text":"they should make this more clear desu I wasn't expecting to be deauthed on my phone when I switched IPs too quickly"}
+{"text":"if you get banned, they link the ban to your pass It's like paying to get cucked by jannies."}
+{"text":"It's usually for \"off-topic\". Once I was on /b/ and I went into a strange thread with nonsense codes and shit and asked what the thread was and was banned for \"posting in a session thread\", which to this day I don't understand. What the fuck does 'session' mean and if it's a capital offense why is it active with lots of posts? Who would knowingly participate in something that would get them banned? It's clearly an honest mistake. I think that was another short ban I couldn't appeal. Or maybe it was a long ban and I made my argument and still didn't get let back in and that's why I was so pissed at this place for a while. I can't remember. But I do think we're owed an actual explanation if we get denied. Let us know what we did wrong so we don't do it again. I don't sympathize with you people. Not only do I not understand why you're an adult who likes purple little ponies, but why you feel the need to paste your fetish up everywhere you go. What the fuck do you do for those bans? I assume a lot of you guys are purposely posting racism or porn or something where you know you can't, like the blue boards. I always report that shit. The porn they remove, the racism they ignore my reports. That's why they won't give me a janitor job here. They want to have these rules but they don't want to enforce them. There's an unspoken chud brotherhood that I'm openly not a part of. I think they should look past that and let me on the team anyway, but they won't."}
+{"text":"Out of my 120 bans, maybe 4 or 5 were due to lewd pics. My bans were mostly about off topic threads or replies, and many from where /sp/ and /int/ really cracked down on playful banter between countries."}
+{"text":"I just wish enforcement on /vt/ was consistent."}
+{"text":"I don't sympathize with you people. Not only do I not understand why you're an adult who likes purple little ponies, but why you feel the need to paste your fetish up everywhere you go. say this about /a/ faggot oh wait, that's \"4chan culture\" so little girl cartoons are okay if they are from Japan"}
+{"text":"Once I was on /b/ and I went into a strange thread with nonsense codes and shit and asked what the thread was and was banned for \"posting in a session thread\", which to this day I don't understand. What the fuck does 'session' mean and if it's a capital offense why is it active with lots of posts? Session is a instant messenger commonly used by privacy schizos and pedos"}
+{"text":"I think I've had a pass for like 8 years and I've never bothered to come here. What is this, basically blue /b/?"}
+{"text":"What is this, basically blue /b/? yes, pic rel we used to have /qa/ for poorfags but you know how that turned out"}
+{"text":"we used to have /qa/ for poorfags but you know how that turned out yes they won and we lost"}
+{"text":"they only managed to win the unusable garbage competition imagine having a janitor review all images before they appear on the site"}
+{"text":"imagine making jannies work over time /qa/ chads I kneel..."}
+{"text":"anon their mediator system means that janitors get to watch CP for free imagine making a moderation system so bad that it hurts normal users but gives tranny jannies child pornography to goon to"}
+{"text":"fix your broken shit gook"}
+{"text":"I want /f/ No, I didn't use it when it was available"}
+{"text":"YOU are very important. Always remember that."}
+{"text":"thanks, doc"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"Welcome to all the new pass users who hate the new recaptcha! (I heard it's awful not that I'd know!)"}
+{"text":"I bought the Captcha to get around my VPN's rangeban IQ captchas were ez"}
+{"text":"Most esteemed Administrators, Might I entreat you, with all due respect and decorum, to consider the prohibition of those most distasteful Sora AI moving pictures from the board known as /wsg/? Their incessant presence will render the place quite inhospitable to civil enjoyment. Furthermore, may I humbly propose the establishment of a new board, wherein all such artificial and mechanical productions,  this “AI slop,” as the vulgar term it, might be properly confined. Yours in the interest of refinement and order, A Concerned Gentleman of Taste"}
+{"text":"Most gratifying to hear, good sir. May your missive reach the ears of those in authority and restore some measure of grace to that once-noble board. Should you require assistance in composing a follow-up or a more persuasive petition, I remain entirely at your service."}
+{"text":"The feedback form doesn't include an option for this kind of petition I am afraid. It only says bug report or IP Range Ban."}
+{"text":"@GrapeApe9k"}
+{"text":"I forgot about this board. What do we do here?"}
+{"text":"Older OSX versions were peak in terms of aesthetics, shut up."}
+{"text":"I made a general thread and no one will post in it, why is that? Pretty weird The board is so slow it will take forever until you can make a new thread again thus lounge thread really solves this problem"}
+{"text":"tamerslop"}
+{"text":"Just making a Very Important Test…"}
+{"text":"was it successful?"}
+{"text":"2025 no audio webm on /mu/, /tv/, /pol/, /g/ Is this a joke?"}
+{"text":"/tv/, /pol/, /g/ please no /mu/ yeah would be pretty useful would also be nice if OGGs (Vorbis/Opus), MP3s, M4As and FLACs lol were allowed there and on /vip/, imagine premium vocaroo by using"}
+{"text":"Return to my shitty ass cuntry 4chinz got blocked Can't find a decent VPN that allows me to post anything Fuck it, I'll just be lurking Two weeks later I give up Begrudgingly get 4chan pass Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed"}
+{"text":"tarty dolla. u r rich. muh dick"}
+{"text":"What country?"}
+{"text":"Russia"}
+{"text":"Can't find a decent VPN that allows me to post anything my VPN allows me to post without 4pass but I still bought one so that I could freely post about being behind a proxy without getting b&"}
+{"text":"<thing/website isn't specifically catered to my tastes? <i want it gone. people who think like this should just start sporting a pixie haircut, they are already bitchy entitled karens."}
+{"text":"4chan doesn't have orangetext yet"}
+{"text":"oh i know just didn't feel like immediately getting asked who i was quoting."}
+{"text":"yet usecase?"}
+{"text":"stating a real or fictional story in a way that cannot be confused as quoting someone"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure it has been established that greentext stories use the context \"anon's words\" \"others' words\" format"}
+{"text":"Have you drawn anything recently anon? We all want to see!"}
+{"text":"i draw my moon wife"}
+{"text":"Very nice anon! I love how those colours get along so nicely I'm gonna work some more in my sketch tonight"}
+{"text":"terribly empty, I haven't drawn anything worth posting.."}
+{"text":"here's my OC Anoonymous (instead of wearing a suit he's naked) COPYRIGHT (C) 2026 /VIP/ATRIOT"}
+{"text":"what the fuck is this garbage? @GrapeApe9k remove ads from /vip/ you fucking nigger"}
+{"text":"advertising 4chan Pass on /vip/"}
+{"text":"What features would you like to see added to the 4chan pass? Ban Immunity once a month, any 3 day ban you receive can be immediately dismissed (converted to a warning) this is the single most important one desu bigger file size pass users can upload files up to 20 mb instead of the 4 mb limit. expanded thread posting limit can post +2 threads on a board, increasing the limit from 5 to 7 for most boards media embed can embed music into a post!! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"those request High quality posting incoming."}
+{"text":"I got banned on /pw/ because of some crazy mod who keeps banning anyone saying anything negative about his favorite wrestler. Stuff like that or “replying to off topic” bans on /tv/ should be fixed."}
+{"text":"Ban Immunity just make /vip/ immune to bans bigger file size IMO standard file limits should also be increased so that poorfags don't get mad media embed just let us post videos with sound emojis no"}
+{"text":"let me say nigger on /a/"}
+{"text":"this would make general audience of /a/ upset"}
+{"text":"which board has the most obvious redditors /vip/?"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Hard to tell- it seems even /r9k/ has 'em now."}
+{"text":"As a free speech absolutist and loyal 4chan guy, I wouldn't know what that is. I'm sick of reddit being mentioned here nonstop. Just don't bring them up and they have no power. You're perpetuating it, don't you understand?"}
+{"text":"/co/ IMHO"}
+{"text":"Why can't I open any webms? This is outrageous."}
+{"text":"install gentoo"}
+{"text":"I would have thought that by purchasing a 4chan pass I'd be able to listen to the sound on webm files. Guess not, thanks chinkmoot."}
+{"text":"I'd be able to listen to the sound on webm files how the fuck is Jackie 4chan supposed to add sound to WebMs with no sound stream, nigger?"}
+{"text":"This may seem like a controversial take but i don't really like frogs."}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"mods mad"}
+{"text":"trvke"}
+{"text":"I like old videogames of various kinds old vidya SUCKS ASS live service F2P slop is better"}
+{"text":"You get what you pay for."}
+{"text":"DAY MAN"}
+{"text":"God I love Charlie so much bros"}
+{"text":"I love Dee and by that I mean I want to fuck her in the ass"}
+{"text":"Pre bog maybe."}
+{"text":"This sitcom is \"Flanderisation: The Show\". Not funny."}
+{"text":"not a sitcom that never got flanderized"}
+{"text":"When pass with XMR? Please admins qwq"}
+{"text":"Paying for anonymous image board with anonymous currency seems like a good idea!"}
+{"text":"Coinbase sucks SO bad, only accepting PoS crap."}
+{"text":"Needs to cease being a glowing honey pot before it accepts anon crypto."}
+{"text":"buy prepaid debit card buy pass with it that's how I bought it lol"}
+{"text":"You don't have to buy on coinbase to pay with it, they accept connecting metamask for the payment processing."}
+{"text":"/tv/ mods took a holiday, legitimately schizo jigc/Baskin poster started spamming relentlessly for days, was half the 'log at one point, they came back and he fucked back off to the shart where he belongs Crazy bitch fuck weird china dick anon is still the funniest retard on /fit/"}
+{"text":"I tried to gift someone a pass and I noticed that I can no longer pay with an credit card. What up with that? And years ago I remember using Bitso to pay for my pass but now it's forcing me.to use Coinbase or some other obscure and irrelevant wallets When can we use our credit cards again? Can you at least allow us to Bitso? Pic unrelated"}
+{"text":"The only reason I bought a multiyear pass last year was because it was a decent price and i noticed they were finally accepting a card instead of Bitcoin or some other shit that I'm not into. Gookmoot shot himself in the foot."}
+{"text":"WTF, I don't know if I'm going to renew if they don't accept cards anymore"}
+{"text":"Even if you could pay with credit card it's not a good idea after what happened this year"}
+{"text":"Credit Card option is back and working now :3 I just bought a 3yr pass a few days ago <3 They do again. Its using the stripe payment processor which is completely separate from 4Chan I'm pretty sure. I think its safe to do. I think they accept CashApp on there too."}
+{"text":"4C"}
+{"text":"shit like /gd/ has a 4cc team no /vip/ team I think this needs to be fixed"}
+{"text":"yeah.."}
+{"text":"It's time we talk about adding sound to webms on all the boards. It feels ancient not having sound, and i can't think of any reasons not to have it."}
+{"text":"Here, here!"}
+{"text":"It's time we talk about adding sound to webms on all the boards. the last thing I want on 4chan is tiktoks on all boards"}
+{"text":"Never, and the soundpost filename syntax should be automatically filtered."}
+{"text":"tipping for charity what the fuck, America?"}
+{"text":"Catbox appears to be down.  I hope it returns stronger than ever soon."}
+{"text":"it werks"}
+{"text":"Good shit."}
+{"text":"RKN pretty much killed posting from Russian IPs on 4chan новые пассохуесосы report itt"}
+{"text":"WHEN I WAS"}
+{"text":"A NIGGER"}
+{"text":"Why does this global rule still exist?"}
+{"text":"/mlp/ should be removed and GR15 kept, because all that would happen is you'd see inorganic pony spam to piss people off like now you see inorganic furry spam. The entire problem is the community is cancer and has no place on an anime website."}
+{"text":"Why isn't there a report rule for furry shit then? Everytime I go on /v/ the occasional \"TDM\" thread appears that should be thrown into /trash/ but usually it hits up to 500 if they image dump often especially on fast boards"}
+{"text":"well from my own expirence (which i will admit is mostly touristy) any furry thread is usually trashed pretty quickly."}
+{"text":"Many many moons ago (2012), nearly the entire website was flooded with ponies. /mlp/ was made as a containment board much like /pol/ and /lgbt/ were."}
+{"text":"It's weird that some parts of 4chan culture are only preserved on /mlp/ pic rel Hiroyuki/RapeApe/Ghost of Moot should remove GR15 on /vip/ would certainly increase the number of pass sales Lee the Barneyfag stopped his armchair moderation years ago, but shartycucks still want le epic maymay to continue, so they use Canadian proxies just to make their botted garbage more authentic it does apply"}
+{"text":"I think Sanae Takaichi is very hot. I needed to say this."}
+{"text":"Seek medical attention."}
+{"text":"Older Japanese women are hot. I'm sorry."}
+{"text":"JAPAN IS BACK!"}
+{"text":"is ember good for you?"}
+{"text":"Clark is so lucky"}
+{"text":"Who doesn’t want to squeeze powergirls knockers out of her stupid boob window?"}
+{"text":"she won today"}
+{"text":"I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her."}
+{"text":"Love Doto and her massive tits"}
+{"text":"Please create a containment board for AI slop and ban all AI generated content outside of that board."}
+{"text":"agreed"}
+{"text":"Check again"}
+{"text":"still waiting on that alleged containment board"}
+{"text":"Impossible to manage. However, branching /ai/ out of /g/ probably would be a decent move."}
+{"text":"Impossible to manage I suppose it would be impracticable to enforce limitations on all AI generated content. But yeah, an /ai/ board to move threads and generals to would be fine too."}
+{"text":"not coinbase wallet but coinbase."}
+{"text":"I don't think 4chan saves any personal info aside from your email address"}
+{"text":"the Coinbase CEO posts regularly in /biz/, so be careful."}
+{"text":"who homu here?"}
+{"text":"i homu"}
+{"text":"homu?"}
+{"text":"I homo"}
+{"text":"no holidays until valentine's but it is soups and comfort food season, what's your favorite?"}
+{"text":"I hope I die of sugar overdose"}
+{"text":"that's what you'll get for spraying that poor creature with pain for so long while you fatten on candy"}
+{"text":"I wonder how much it'll take to kill me, it makes it hard to walk, my head has a constant pain that nothing fixes, it lasts maybe 12 hours, sleeping doesn't always fix it"}
+{"text":"plz stop and drink some water"}
+{"text":"slurp"}
+{"text":"my passu expires tomorrow but 4chan never sent me a reminder email"}
+{"text":"ok bye bye"}
+{"text":"cant get rid of me that easily"}
+{"text":"i will miss you so much"}
+{"text":"Maybe it's just me. But it's like a ghost town ever since the hack. It seems so much slower. And far less interesting discussion. It's sad to see the place I've called home for almost 15 years dying. But I knew it was going to happen eventually. Still I don't know where I'll go when it's gone, if anywhere."}
+{"text":"Nothing lasts forever. If you find something good cherish it extra hard in the moment."}
+{"text":"pay for 4chan pass can't use it for eleven (11) days I demand reimbursement. At $30 per year, that works out to approximately $0.90 of money STOLEN from each of us. You may expect a letter from my lawyer."}
+{"text":"STOP WHINING!"}
+{"text":"I hope they use my 90¢ on hookers and blow"}
+{"text":"The sensible thing would be to allow pass users to actually change the email address associated with their pass. It's a pretty common thing to want to do with any user accounts. However, considering the state of the codebase, I imagine this is not something you should look forwards to."}
+{"text":"come here to see if anyone brought up this issue is there a way to check?"}
+{"text":"At $30 per year stopped reading. imagine paying more than 45 dollaridoos / 3 year"}
+{"text":"It's the most wonderful time of the year!"}
+{"text":"poost or something.."}
+{"text":"The Ride Never Ends."}
+{"text":"hello all"}
+{"text":"good evening"}
+{"text":"How do I show my 4chan pass?"}
+{"text":"That doesnt work"}
+{"text":"oh wait it does work. Cool"}
+{"text":"test again"}
+{"text":"Test 3"}
+{"text":"test test"}
+{"text":"Appliances are cute"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"thanks Mr Skeltal"}
+{"text":"2026 Suzuki Hayabusa 1340 c.c. motor."}
+{"text":"I'd rather an R6"}
+{"text":"Simply put, anime has gone mainstream for a while now. Anime trends all over social media prove this easily. That is why /as/ needs to happen, since this category alone can sustain itself. The /a/ janitors will be able to breathe much better too."}
+{"text":"Haven't been on /a/ in ages. Is it really that bad over there?"}
+{"text":"JFC, I immediately remembered this thread after seeing this. It isn't like unbrowsable bad, but I can't this not being a good call by any means."}
+{"text":"Where is /as/? It's the only board that doesn't show up in my area. Someone please fix!"}
+{"text":"Larger part of my teenage spent in anime, spiraled into psychosis. Not teen anymore, no anime, no psychosis."}
+{"text":"It's 2026. Make skibidighibli smile again!"}
+{"text":"I am so tired of being alone. My one real prayer unanswered. Occasionally crying alone to God. A 31 year old man. Gainfully employed. Decently physically fit. I can dance and the girls have fun. Still, none are seriously interested. It is not good for man to be alone. And yet here I am. Stagnant in life. No one has ever wanted me for more than a night. Not good indeed. I just want to love someone with all my heart and they accept it. But that hasn't happened. Always unrequited. Never mutual. I can get first and even second dates too. But beyond that I am cursed. I don't know why. Worse men find love. It isn't a miracle to them. But the one miracle I've asked for, is withheld from me. I hate it and I am so tired of being alone."}
+{"text":"have a bump, anon."}
+{"text":"Just buy a woman nice a purse. It’s not that hard"}
+{"text":"just buy a woman"}
+{"text":"here's to many more shitposts, lulz and dank maymays to come in the new year :^)"}
+{"text":"bottom post of page 10 was 112 days old I am eternal."}
+{"text":"Dump"}
+{"text":"Knife"}
+{"text":"$DESU in peace"}
+{"text":"merry twinsmas"}
+{"text":"Happy new year!"}
+{"text":"Happy New Year!"}
+{"text":"It's been 6 years. How bout for New Years you guys put in an AI board?"}
+{"text":"Do this"}
+{"text":"WE NEED A NEW BIRTHDAY THREAD ANON!"}
+{"text":"OCTOBUMP!"}
+{"text":"It will be my birthday on the 26th posting now because i will forget"}
+{"text":"HAPPY BELATED SPOOKY BIRTHDAY ANON!"}
+{"text":"thank you fren"}
+{"text":"TODAY ANON!"}
+{"text":"Birds are not very important."}
+{"text":"they'll never understand"}
+{"text":"FISHE ON LAND"}
+{"text":"you aren't ready"}
+{"text":"FOSH OUTA WATER"}
+{"text":"fuck you walleye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"Are the images not loading for anyone else?  This is across multiple browsers and even VPNs."}
+{"text":"Just you."}
+{"text":"it does that all the time with 4chanX. Click reload image attribution on the top right"}
+{"text":"I'm not even using an extension and it's doing it."}
+{"text":"lol fixed it Has to do with the referrer settings. I had to set network.http.sendRefererHeader to default since all the settings in that thread were already defaults."}
+{"text":"yejibros where is our thread"}
+{"text":"yejibros our gf caught us looking at her feet"}
+{"text":"our butthole does not like spicy food"}
+{"text":"yejibros happy christmas brothers"}
+{"text":"yejibros the osrs general feels like the old /qa/ blogs"}
+{"text":"Say hello to all the new passposters! The credit card option got turned back on, who knows how long it's gonna stay up lole"}
+{"text":"The \"boldmember\" website seems to be a front for 4chan's credit card payments after they got banned from Stripe, but who's complaining."}
+{"text":"One year: $30, Three years: $60 WHY THE FUCK?"}
+{"text":"its called value son you cant resist, but yea the concept of helping them make it easier to document our activity here is unappealing, quaesimus."}
+{"text":"money printer go brrrrrrrr intensifies"}
+{"text":"Buy two one you keep renewing and the other to shit post"}
+{"text":"they'd rather have your money now this guy gets it"}
+{"text":"cant buy with gift cards anymore?"}
+{"text":"is christmas spirit good for you?"}
+{"text":"you will never be jolly"}
+{"text":"Jolly is some kind of discount off brand version of joy, contentment or happiness. That shits dead ass broke, bro"}
+{"text":"they'll weep"}
+{"text":"Why does this image look so maniped?"}
+{"text":"VIP lounge- I figured since this is my last thread slot, I won’t be able to say much more afterwards and since the board is slow as fuck it will probably take forever before I can post anything so I decided to create this lounge right here"}
+{"text":"Oh shit I’ll add the subject next thread I guess oh well"}
+{"text":"Hello"}
+{"text":"The masses reject me The sad thing is I’ve never altogether betrayed the people, but they have shown me less than stellar openness. I am still just barely for some type of revolution, but I’m still a little unsure, I have come to see the masses as simply being squabbling peasants. I am not unequal or of low social standing yet i am continually subjected to such lowly treatment, and likewise now it appears completely ignoring people has become one of the gaggle of dishonest tactics they have decided to employ regularly."}
+{"text":"You create a thread and it will probably never get slid off the 1st page it will just stay there and you won’t be able to make any new threads or hardly post on VIP Can’t they do anything to get more traffic? Why is this board such a dud? Is it because people want their porn threads and to eat it to"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"test3"}
+{"text":"test4 ohesye"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"TELL ME HOW TO DO IT"}
+{"text":"TELL ME (you)"}
+{"text":"So I heard one of the \"experimental\" features on /vip/ is the ability to edit posts and I've seen people do it before but I can't figure out where the button is after staring at the screen for a fucking hour.  Help me out [edit] Nevermind, got it!"}
+{"text":"without all the brokies"}
+{"text":"I wish I had a girlfriend"}
+{"text":"Saw a girl once with a Hitler mustache, but up close it turned out to be a thick black nose ring."}
+{"text":"Plastic surgery ugh"}
+{"text":"Very Important Marisa Thread!"}
+{"text":".........................ze............................................."}
+{"text":"y-you can't just leave marisa to rot in the doldrums of /vip/!"}
+{"text":"This board needs Marisa now more than ever."}
+{"text":"I’m gonna keep sending Noam Chomsky letters until he responds to me"}
+{"text":"Noam's got one foot in the grave, anon.  But good luck"}
+{"text":"Woah!"}
+{"text":"This thread was made to talk about best Bandicoot"}
+{"text":"imma need to see more to form an opinion"}
+{"text":"since the salt for secured trips got reset figured it was time for a trip generating thread. you can roll up tripcodes here if you want, or not. i'm not your boss."}
+{"text":"roll6"}
+{"text":"roll7"}
+{"text":"roll8"}
+{"text":"Is this the brock guy who posts on bant? He always makes confession threads and ID threads or random image threads he like Patrick Bateman This you!!?"}
+{"text":"big if true"}
+{"text":"After 10 or so years actively browsing this site, I finally caved in and gave this website the money to avoid captchas..."}
+{"text":"Guess there's fuck all to do in this board. At least now I feel comfortable making all the sly and misanthropic comments that would take 300 seconds and constant cloudfare troubleshooting. Eh, it beats lurking through a VPN..."}
+{"text":"Yeah I’ve been using this board for like 6 years I guess hated the new captcha so much I finally bought a pass but now I feel like the Feds are on to me"}
+{"text":"btw do you happen to be TOTALLY FUCKING GAY"}
+{"text":"I have an idea for a 4chan overhaul and rebrand. Instead of relying on janitors and moderators for most moderation actions, simply have an AI review all newly submitted posts. Inadequate posts are rejected with the error message, \"not cool enough\". No further explanation is necessary; it will be up to the end users to figure out why they're not cool enough. This should result in a user base that goes above and beyond to ensure that its content conforms to expectations. 4chan will be renamed to Cool Spot, and the AI that reviews submissions will be called Cool Bot. This could be briefly tested on a new board, /cool/, before implementing the changes sitewide. We'll see a cleaned up, more well-run site with fewer staff needed, and I daresay the number of active users will grow tremendously. No need to pay me for my great idea, hiro. Just make sure you acknowledge me in the FAQ."}
+{"text":"I don’t think AI is really at that level yet it’s like expecting it to has a sense of humour"}
+{"text":"Goodbye"}
+{"text":"Kthxbai"}
+{"text":"Baseball, huh?"}
+{"text":"feels good man"}
+{"text":"took another poop today"}
+{"text":"I get diarrhea like 1/3 of the time"}
+{"text":"Who do I contact for incorrect warnings? I was warned just know for allegedly announcing a report but I did not even announce a report because I know this is against the rules and I also didn't even report anyone. I had to fill in a captcha and agree to the warning but this warning was uncalled for and I demand answers now."}
+{"text":"You can contact Hiroyuki Nishimura by mail at his address in Paris, France."}
+{"text":"I hear jannies are paid very highly, they'll look into this right away!"}
+{"text":"jannies can do whatever they please, this place has no real rules."}
+{"text":"Nothing you can do besides become janny and oppress the peons. It's a vicious cycle of abuse, really."}
+{"text":"we really need a \"loli\" board to keep this garbage off the rest of the boards. it's fucking nasty and i'm tired of seeing it."}
+{"text":"\"Niece posting\" on /g/ is just a bunch of pedos posting WEBMs of kids. It's always fucking creepy."}
+{"text":"go back newfrog, we were here first."}
+{"text":"136756 faggot"}
+{"text":"Yeah, they already tried that a long time ago."}
+{"text":"using this to advertise 4chan advertising 16 years after the last Billy Mays commercial aired"}
+{"text":"it's probably been there longer than that desu 4chan's generic advertise here banners are older than most of its entire userbase grimm"}
+{"text":"There was an Essex thread before The Great Incident time to revive it The 'sex"}
+{"text":"Say NO to Essex!"}
+{"text":"No graphics tablet faggots alloewd."}
+{"text":"Banned users should be kicked out from the Gold club."}
+{"text":"how do I make this badge appear next to my name, been a pass user for months and always wondered"}
+{"text":"ebin"}
+{"text":"It just doesn't display even with since4pass in options..."}
+{"text":"nooo you can't just get a new pass when your old one expires!"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"!! :D !!"}
+{"text":"draw some dicks using the board-exclusive \"draw\" feature"}
+{"text":"Here's a dick using this feature."}
+{"text":"heh"}
+{"text":"i THINK this is what a dick looks like? but don't quote me on it"}
+{"text":"at what quality does a drawing of a dick become NWS"}
+{"text":"im going to post some images i saved of dogs with big lobsters in this thread every so often and when i run out of images i have a few bonus images here is the first one"}
+{"text":"great thread <3"}
+{"text":"Very nice, I would like more pictures of dogs with big lobsters"}
+{"text":"wha hoppened to cats w/ crawdads"}
+{"text":"/v/, I pee."}
+{"text":"fuck you"}
+{"text":"i poop (it stinks)"}
+{"text":"Am now"}
+{"text":"niceee"}
+{"text":"dubs"}
+{"text":"maint announcement I don’t speak timezone in letters, what is it in gmt offset numbers?"}
+{"text":"Just renewed but I'm complaining about the price hike. Don't be greedy, you're already forcing us to pay for using 4chan as it was meant to be!"}
+{"text":"i paid before the hike so I wouldn't need to complain like you"}
+{"text":"I got the three year pass, wish there was a lifetime one so I could just pay once and be done"}
+{"text":"how much would you pay for a lifetime?"}
+{"text":"What if you get your pass revoked?"}
+{"text":"You don't get a refund."}
+{"text":"A general thread I like to hang out in is being repeatedly shitposted into oblivion by a bad-faith troll who’s not getting banned despite at least a third of all posts being him derailing and trolling. He’s been reported scores of times for trolling outside /b/ and off-topic yet mods do nothing. I go into the feedback form and ‘moderation feedback’ is gone. How the fuck are we supposed to ask why a persistent shitposter is allowed to fragrantly break global and board rules? BRING BACK THE MODERATION FEEDBACK FORM!"}
+{"text":"How the fuck are we supposed to ask why a persistent shitposter is allowed to fragrantly break global and board rules? #4chan on Rizon IRC"}
+{"text":"Instead of banning me for off-topic posts, how about making a blue worksafe random/off-topic board???? I'll happily not shit up the hobby boards if you provide an off-topic outlet that isn't full of disgusting porn."}
+{"text":"nobody will reply to your thread"}
+{"text":"This was known as /qa/"}
+{"text":"banrant aside I agree with OP"}
+{"text":"Ok whats wrong with talking to pass holders?"}
+{"text":"Not him but there's too few users and this board is effectively dead. What fun is it when a post you make gets a reply weeks later? I don't keep track of these threads, usually I just partake in a faster board where the thread is done after a few hours."}
+{"text":"abababababababa"}
+{"text":"hellllooooooo mod guy! not much is happening right now but i'm willing to give up my sticky to sticky another random thread. going forward can we just do it like that on /vip/? sticky a random thread for a few months until nothing happens anymore?"}
+{"text":"after all, these threads are all equally important. \"just throw a dart at the board\""}
+{"text":":>"}
+{"text":"thank you for listening, good choice with the new sticky too!"}
+{"text":"replies italicized so it's on it's way down?"}
+{"text":"lol u took him 2 da bar?"}
+{"text":"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"}
+{"text":"le funy maymay trollololololoxdxdxdxd~~!"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"ahhhhhhhh shit"}
+{"text":"Flying first class back from Summer Camp"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, we do."}
+{"text":"Damn I'm rich."}
+{"text":"What about it?"}
+{"text":"Losers."}
+{"text":"vote no. we don't need more LINK threads spamming the catalog. 5 each is already too much for these \"people\"."}
+{"text":"Nobody cares about crypto you fucking incel"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"more than 5 threads on /biz/ OP is knee-deep bagholding some shit coin and is definitely shilling it"}
+{"text":"lol I could see if it's a slow board where threads can last months, maybe then you should allowed to post more threads eventually. But /tv/ is one of the fastest boards,  you don't need to post more than 5 threads in a day there"}
+{"text":"England edition"}
+{"text":"eating poo"}
+{"text":"ktim"}
+{"text":"fuck off slopper"}
+{"text":"arse lad night"}
+{"text":"Roof is leaking"}
+{"text":"What's the deal with airline foo-"}
+{"text":"Someone archived those, right?"}
+{"text":"The most talented thing that Jerry Seinfeld ever did was meet Larry David and baristas do that every week."}
+{"text":"I love Karen"}
+{"text":"s0 y0u retards will pay f0r 4chan passes but y0u w0nt buy visual n0vels?"}
+{"text":"I bough7 mojika 7hough"}
+{"text":"I'll wait for a sale."}
+{"text":"I love Karen"}
+{"text":"My name is Pankaj Kumar Pal. I'm the invisible poet. I'm from the CIA. I work for the CIA. I live for the CIA. AMA"}
+{"text":"There are only two genders!"}
+{"text":"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"Imagine still chudposting in 2025. Maybe this is your board incels:"}
+{"text":"88? true dat."}
+{"text":"two genders for the two remaining braincells or the ones necessary to function in the normie piece of shit life of the binary..."}
+{"text":"Why are Jannie’s banning /pol/ humor threads? They’ve long been a staple of /pol/ culture."}
+{"text":"muh hilarious racist jokes they're cancer"}
+{"text":"Cry"}
+{"text":"Passes FINALLY allow Credit Cards again! My last pass expired and I wasn't able to get the fricking Crypto Payments to work for me, so I have been stuck with God awful captchas with already shitty WiFi for like a year now. But now I am finally FREE once again. And for Three Fucking Year...Its amazing bros, truly amazing. Thank You Jannies!"}
+{"text":"I forgot to show my Pass lol"}
+{"text":"TEST"}
+{"text":"damn...Seems since4pass isn't working for me :("}
+{"text":"Now It works :3 YAY <3"}
+{"text":"Today, I went back over old menus and gave clickable elements textures for when hovering or clicking them, plus particle effects whenever you click to encourage people to click more. click"}
+{"text":"did you really mean to make this here, it'll get so few replies"}
+{"text":"100% no gorespammer no goon no cris it's perfect"}
+{"text":"Chinese players have been coming to me recently since one fan's chinese translation was popular. I'm surprised they wanted to subscribe to Patreon at all given the rewards aren't really worth it but they wanted some way to pay. I upload early access versions of the game there. So, I looked at using Unifans. It seems to allow Chinese payment processors and has a functionality very similar to Patreon or Subscribestar. It's weird, because even the h-gamedevs I know haven't mentioned the site. I guess it's just really recent? Setting up was suspiciously easy so now I'll just have to wait to see if the whole process is legit and it pays me out. I'm particularly concerned it might not account for VAT, which other sites do."}
+{"text":"I work on this sometimes and then stop for multiple months and then come back to it when I'm having another manic episode I ain't finishin shit SHIT"}
+{"text":"my cat rupert"}
+{"text":"This is my drawing of a cat"}
+{"text":"I love black cats Here is a photo of my boy Banjo"}
+{"text":"dis nigga cute"}
+{"text":"lol he cute"}
+{"text":"I don't think this is Rupert but I think about Rupert when I see him"}
+{"text":"testing"}
+{"text":":)"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Good afternoon!"}
+{"text":"good morning"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Anon posts a h-game thread on /v/ Gets 404'd Anon posts a NTR h-game thread on /v/ Gets to bump limit every time God, how gay can mods get? Every week with this garbage."}
+{"text":"The baka desu senpai filter was applied on October 31, 2015. It's been ten fucking years and it's time to retire it already."}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"the beatings will continue until you stop saying it"}
+{"text":"desu baka senpai"}
+{"text":"If anything we need more filters."}
+{"text":"Dirk Jan"}
+{"text":"Kek good shit"}
+{"text":"These are pretty funny"}
+{"text":"FUCKING KEK"}
+{"text":"I like these a lot OP, thanks.  Some of them don't translate very well.  Like what the fuck is ?"}
+{"text":"Mouse arm is repetitive strain injury."}
+{"text":"hi /vip/ this is my cat rupert visiting here as part of his second board tour, this time doing all the boards, here he is"}
+{"text":"hi rupert enjoy your tour"}
+{"text":"thank you here is a kitten rupert"}
+{"text":"Very handsome boy"}
+{"text":"Hi Rupert!"}
+{"text":"nigger"}
+{"text":"Pr3sumably s00n aft3r April 1st in th3 US. F0r Pacific tim3 is in 3 h0urs. H0p3fully, it's n0t t00 l0ng aft3r that. But it c0uld tak3 until mid-m0rning."}
+{"text":"was nice having a refuge for a bit, remember to love and cherish your oshis"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"wawa cute tho"}
+{"text":"4chan passes are up for renewal soon, for the first time since you-know-what happened.  Think that's going to affect how many people renew?"}
+{"text":"My bad, I still think of it that way since the first passes were in September once upon a time"}
+{"text":"Think of it as a learning experience."}
+{"text":"This year was the worst renewal ever. First, 4chan didn't notify me that my pass was about to expire like they always had in past years so I found out when I tried to post last week. My Coinbase wallet was just slightly less than $30 so I had to buy more Bitcoin. Coinbase lets you buy instantly with a debit card but I found out that my debit card had expired last year and I never activated the new card that my bank had sent me so the bank had cancelled it in 2024. Last week I ordered a new card which is still not here yet. I had to use a bank transfer to buy which has a 5 business day hold which meant a full week of waiting because it cut across the weekend. They finally released the hold yesterday but I still couldn't renew my pass because there's now some insanely long confirmation period for payments to 4chan. So, I had to set up my own custodial wallet and send my Bitcoin there, but I still couldn't renew because apparently you need to use ETH to pay for transactions out of the custodial wallet and I only had Bitcoin. I converted the last remaining Bitcoin in my Coinbase wallet to ETH and transferred it over but then I was literally 0.60 USD short for the transaction fee so I was gonna have to buy more ETH. I found an unused gift card that I had received for my birthday and tried buying ETH with that but they don't accept prepaid cards. At that point I felt like jumping out the window because I had already been passless an entire week and then I was going to need to wait an additional week for either my new debit card to arrive or for a new bank transfer to clear hold. But thankfully they allowed me to buy ETH without starting a new hold period."}
+{"text":"Th government is going to force 4chan to dox you and show all of your posts"}
+{"text":"I read this in a nasaly Jewish voice"}
+{"text":"scawy"}
+{"text":"its comin and so am i"}
+{"text":"Happy Halloween, anons!"}
+{"text":"Happy Halloween :3"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Today is the 2nd anniversary of the death of Fernando Botero, author of the cat that looks liek janny. Let's have a moment of silence in honour of this great artists!"}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"the caet"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else have this problem on iPad?  First s real dozen webms play fine but then /wsg/ stops playing webms.  I can’t figure this out at all."}
+{"text":"You using an app or the normal website?"}
+{"text":"this started years ago 4chan just has shit servers"}
+{"text":"iPad buy a normal device"}
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+{"text":"30 minutes"}
+{"text":"Shant play before dlc"}
+{"text":"why is baro being started before the dlc"}
+{"text":"I'm not buying the DLC, so I'm happy that we're playing it now."}
+{"text":"With no preview or any info on the other character, I think I can hand it to Nejire. Since her gamma seems to deal no damage but buff her teammates with the equivalent of a speed card and probably a defense card in one, all that power budget is seemingly going into her beta and her alpha. You're going to heal and deal good damage with that disgustingly huge AoE and be a flying nuke with yet another disgustingly huge AoE in beta. God, I hope it doesn't go through walls or anything."}
+{"text":"Alright, thanks a lot anons, I'm going to try my first set of games when I get home in a few hours!"}
+{"text":"Theres still time to heed my warning and stay away from this game, don't waste your time."}
+{"text":"There's no harm in giving it a little try at least, right..?"}
+{"text":"Don't listen to him. Try the game if you want. Despite the issues it has, it's fun."}
+{"text":"These new German cruisers are pretty fun. How are you enjoying them?"}
+{"text":"Should I unlock lvl V and get out of noob games or am I not ready yet."}
+{"text":"You should still be in protected MM even if you get a higher tier ship, but rush up the tiers to like T7 or even T8 imo You might want to stop at T7 to actually learn the game, it's kinda a nice sweet spot without too much toxic garbage but if you're running up a cruiser line T7 cruisers are kinda hit and miss so you might want to learn at T6/T8 depending on the line. If you've figured out which line you want to commit to I'll tell you which ship to stop at and learn the game in, but you're 11 games in so I don't blame you if you're undecided Also you can play asyms at like T6 which is a harder PvE mode, still not too hard to win but will force you to learn positioning/angling etc and prime you a bit for randoms."}
+{"text":"I'm running ussr/french cruisers and plan on playing ussr subs once unlocked."}
+{"text":"Shit I'm dumb, I meant destroyers, not cruisers. Torpedoes go boom."}
+{"text":"subs best of luck to you, I got U-4501 from my anniversary crate and it's fucking miserable to play in randoms USSR cruisers Budyonny is pretty solid to learn in, definitely move past Kotovsky. Shschors isn't the absolute worst but I'd probably just push to either Chapayev or Tallinn. Chapa/Nevsky line is faster, long ranged kiters that spam HE and Tallinn/Petropavlovsk are medium-range brawlers with large guns and a focus on AP with improved pen angles. Both lines are good imo, I would grind both T8s from Shchors. For French, Emile Bertin is a really weird T5 with low DPM that requires surprisingly advanced game knowledge to do well in. La Gal is a much more standard cruiser at T6, definitely better to learn cruiser gameplay because Emile plays a lot more like a large DD. Algerie is fucking terrible, get past that as quickly as possible. The Henri line is similar to Nevsky in that you play a long-range high speed kiting role for the most part although you do have 240mm guns and a reload booster so you can absolutely punish people with AP and play more mid-ranged if you have good map sense. You're just in a really shitty position if your MBRB and engine boost are on cooldown at mid-range so you have to balance aggression with passive kiting. I haven't played the Marseille line yet to give you a full rundown on it, but it looks like a mid-range battlecruiser line that focuses on having nasty AP potential at the cost of having absolutely dogshit HE."}
+{"text":"I played on rain server recently up to early z rank, I don't feel like doing it over again on another server so soon but I'm eager to see anons reaction to the game. Supremacy monsters reactions will be funny Also any chance that the raviente raid will be done ? That's the one thing I haven't experienced"}
+{"text":"Also any chance that the raviente raid will be done ? That's the one thing I haven't experienced I hope so, people will have to organize it at some point Pure kino"}
+{"text":"When I played a while ago I found the UI to be abysmally small, is this still the case, or can I scale the UI somehow?"}
+{"text":"Still small, game was designed for 720p no one cares enough to fix it"}
+{"text":"Shes beautiful in her own way"}
+{"text":"we need one sprout, one vee, two distractors, and four shellies meanwhile in South Korea"}
+{"text":"Satanic trips aside, i wonder if all seven Shelly are going to run Diary to make sure the Pebble can properly distract."}
+{"text":"The confidence on this mother fucker."}
+{"text":"Imma be honest this one only looks hot when twitter artists draw her completely off model Meanwhile I wanna do yatta in model"}
+{"text":"Only if they know how to manage their money."}
+{"text":"your celestia broke 2k damage in 9? roubds, i don't think that's really a brick as far as they go in this game"}
+{"text":"The score was 7-5, so 12 rounds. We were down 3-5 after a 3-3 first half."}
+{"text":"oh thats pretty bad then yea, fair"}
+{"text":"jandwho?"}
+{"text":"As someone who's friends with a dandy fag (sadly) most dandy fags, and believe me when I say this, don't play the game, they really are here just to jerk off to the characters, also most of the thread over there is genuinely just the same fucking 10 people but their schizophrenic enough to keep making posts constantly."}
+{"text":"well we should outschizo them then and we more coomers here too so this thread wont be as dead"}
+{"text":"yea i spent 5 minutes in there and i got the jist of it immediately, i guarantee those posts are coded messages that relate to some dropbox full of \"\"\"\"\"club penguin\"\"\"\"\" videos"}
+{"text":"What the FUCK is this highschool level cliques behavoir."}
+{"text":"me on the left I am what you would call a fire fire guy"}
+{"text":"Bob Shafton regularly gives people brain damage and never catches a ban for nonantag griefing but the guy who kills himself and no one else does."}
+{"text":"Shouldn't have disrespected Saint Floyd, chud"}
+{"text":"Bob Shafton griefs every round George Floyd??????????? No wonder this server is dead"}
+{"text":"t. ranny pedophile The guy who got banned was banned because his name was George Floyd. It's literally the only reason and any other reason given is bullshit."}
+{"text":"nah theyre all been very civil"}
+{"text":"Will 4070ti be enough for 165fps FH6 or will i need 5070ti?"}
+{"text":"Never got any message from anyone. I didn't even know randoms could message you."}
+{"text":"Depends on how they tune the engine (heh). I actually wonder if they're gonna add modern DLSS and FSR for AA. I heard they're really good for that when properly implemented (and saw they're really bad when poorly implemented)."}
+{"text":"We most likely will. They still have devs working on Craftopia."}
+{"text":"1.0 will have blue serenity and you'll have to rebreed everything."}
+{"text":"I'm doing some number and build tests on normal raids while waiting for more Orserks to clap Ultra, but it really feels like Xenolord normal is dealing more damage over the course of the fight then Hartalis. Obviously that isn't the case on ultra, but once normal Hartalis is done with it's alpha strikes it really slows down. Meanwhile Xenolord gets it's CDs back pretty quick, I assume that's why."}
+{"text":"Blue Serenity would be nice. I'm sick of having one yellow trait."}
+{"text":"I'm not a breeding autist so it doesn't affect me"}
+{"text":"Looking back, has B42 delivered on its promises?"}
+{"text":"Zomboid is The Sims, except you need to steal all the furniture"}
+{"text":"You can melt it down into metal to cast your blacksmith anvil :)"}
+{"text":"They need to introduce \"unfinished\" crafts/buildings like rimworld and df have, so that there can be more useful things that are a higher time investment but you can chip away at at different opportune times. Like if you have a high enough carpentry/carving/sewing or whatever and the materials you could make any furniture in the game but it might take a long time."}
+{"text":"weren't the crafted items supposed to have a quality level to them that depended on how high your crafting skill is? What happened to that?"}
+{"text":"dandelion void will have multiplayer zoomboid is fucked"}
+{"text":"Why is the ship weapon balance so all over the place? How do they weight the stats against one another to try and balance things internally, or is it just pure vibeshitters? The lightstrikes are fun, but what the FUCK is with their power consumption? They're almost impossible to feasibly use on most ships because they draw double what the K&W repeaters do. Omniskys seem all around ok for PVE. S4 and S5 ballistic options are really limited and the velocity falls off a cliff after the difficult to obtain Breaknecks. Revenants are ok. There are no good S5 ballistic options at all, all too slow."}
+{"text":"or is it just pure vibeshitters I don't think any CIG designers play the game. I honestly don't know any feature in the game I can detect an intelligent design in - usually you would have some inklings."}
+{"text":"Ships can only have up to two shield generators enabled at once, any additional shield generators are \"redundant\" ones that activate whenever one of the active generators are destroyed. During the final PTU of 4.5 they made a change so that the shield pool is the entirety of all functional shield generators but that you'd only get the regeneration speed of the two powered shield generators however when this change went to live it reverted to the previous behavior of only allowing two shields at a time AND shield regeneration pips were based on total amount of power pip slots rather than the amount of power pips used. So having 6 size 2 shields meant it took 220s to recharge your 18k shields with 3 power points in shield but if you ripped out 4 of those shields it'd only take 73s to recharge your 18k shields with 3 power pips. So basically any ship using more than 2 shields needs to rip out the extra redundant shields or suffer a large recharge penalty (300% longer recharge time for no benefit in the case of the Retaliator/Redeemer)"}
+{"text":"I honestly don't know any feature in the game I can detect an intelligent design in - usually you would have some inklings. NTA, It makes more sense when you have played every historical iteration of steadily accumulating technical debt over the last decade, ever since before the \"hangar module\" game mode got removed, so you can see somewhat how (and sometimes why, but why oh why) things have developed in the strange ways that they have. Still does not make much sense, but turnover does that to even the best human cog theory vibecoding slop agentic shops where there are theorized to be 1000 jobless people from 100 foreign 3rd-world countries already waiting outside in the street ready to take your job if you think wages and work-life balance could be improved somehow."}
+{"text":"MXA Laser is actually Size X-2. I hate the naming schemes in this game so much."}
+{"text":"Can we plap next to the nigger sign?"}
+{"text":"Hype!"}
+{"text":"Is this new era white ppl"}
+{"text":"What are you, 12 years old?"}
+{"text":"foxhole added planes and now theres planes"}
+{"text":"you don't get the same amount of nerds though"}
+{"text":"Collies are unpleasant assholes, chinese assholes and russians. What did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Did you try just asking nicely to unban you?"}
+{"text":"You have to donate at least $2000 to the trans suicide avoidance hotline."}
+{"text":"Did you delete all files from before? If you left any game install files there is probably something like a cookie."}
+{"text":"Talk about skin drama or actual gameplay"}
+{"text":"don't feel like warming up for faceit premier is turned off comp is too chill"}
+{"text":"We need more people treating comp like actual competitive and not some side mode, please play it. t. someone who got told to play Faceit for taking Thera/Basalt seriously"}
+{"text":"if a map isn't in the pro player pool, people aren't going to try and treat it as an xp farm for the weekly drop"}
+{"text":"I understand that, but it's stupid. One of the most fun parts about getting the basics of CS down is experiencing all of the community maps and learning them. Map discovery/learning has always been 10x more fun than just playing the seven active duty maps where most have been a part of the game for decades. It's even better now because you can hop into a practice server and make your own util in a few minutes. I had tons of smoke lineups for Thera and Basalt. It's like a 3-phase learning curve where phase 1 is raw mechanical skill, phase 2 is map knowledge and phase 3 is team synergy. Phase 1 isn't exactly fun and requires the most maintenance, phase 2 is mostly finite w/ active duty, and phase 3 is dependent on the people you play with."}
+{"text":"also adding to this but non-community reserve pool maps also can be fun if played seriously, specifically hostage. CS2 hostage feels so good to play."}
+{"text":"i love this private server like you wouldnt believe"}
+{"text":"Reading Turtle players coping about the lawsuit is hilarious. They're drug addicts fiending for it."}
+{"text":"25k hispanic Wrathbabies. No thank you. Paymane can get fucked. what do you mean you don't want to argue with underage manchild about needing to outgear and outachieve the raid you want to visit"}
+{"text":"Enjoy your lolsuited pserver then."}
+{"text":"who gives a fuck about unreal engine 5"}
+{"text":"warmane is for retarded mexicans that dont understand the importance of good game design. isnt warmane wrath only and also an insta 255 fun server where its not even wow basically"}
+{"text":"Lü Bu is coming"}
+{"text":"I would just like to say that I fucking called it being Lu Bu back when they first announced a new chinese hero"}
+{"text":"It was a fairly safe bet but congrats anyways. I myself called Sohei a few months in advance"}
+{"text":"What DW is this? Is this like DW15 or something?"}
+{"text":"To be fair mid lane kind of is DW in a can"}
+{"text":"Dubs WE ARE INVINCIBLE"}
+{"text":"You got any better ideas on how to spend an afternoon?"}
+{"text":"it's a popular pastime there"}
+{"text":"Any info on the next eso+ trial?"}
+{"text":"it happens whenever zos feels like it"}
+{"text":"We need a new platinum Revanite set or an updated Darth Revan set that's not a reskin of old gear with a new mask."}
+{"text":"I want canon Darth Bane's armour."}
+{"text":"based and pike included"}
+{"text":"The pike would be rad."}
+{"text":"The fact that they still couldn't be arsed to give it an actual reputation faction logo That's just the underworld exchange hutt"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Anoncraft: Hytale Edition Server IP: 45.59.171.113:25565 DAY ONE EDITION Server News: Hytale has been released."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's a new game and even worse it's EA. With time it'll get better for sure. Fingers crossed."}
+{"text":"I highly doubt most of the server owners even frequent this place beyond ZOMG!!!1!! etc."}
+{"text":"still dead? is it really the instruments mod killing it?"}
+{"text":"I think so, just tried to connect twice. Have patience, it won't be gone forever"}
+{"text":"is it really the instruments mod killing it? I took a look at the mod's code, and there's a java.util.HashMap in YmmersiveMelodiesRegistry that _might_ have unsynchronized concurrent reads+writes. If that's happening, it could explain either JVM crashes or the JVM getting stuck in an infinite loop (whichever is taking the server down). I haven't spent enough time reading the core server code to know what the synchronization invariants are, but I also see that a lot of the core builtins are using concurrent collections instead of unsafe HashMaps. The actual MIDI fetching and parsing is done within a unconstrained try-catch and the remainder of the code is fairly mundane. Hard to diagnose further without a stack trace from a faulted server and I can't be bothered to try repro'ing a possible concurrency issue locally."}
+{"text":"take meds half of guildies disappear"}
+{"text":"Fuggis, job interview anon here. It was a long process. I didn't get the job. Now I'm back to sending multiple applications where I never hear back from any of them."}
+{"text":"good luck anon! I hope you get a job soon"}
+{"text":"Keep sending them applications back. They might get sick of you and get you jib just so they don't have to look at your CV ever again."}
+{"text":"there's bullshit keywords they're looking for with AI, look it up and then hide them in the CV at size 1 with white text"}
+{"text":"4chan's Bizarre MMOdventure is an ongoing project from a group of anons dedicated to playing through dead MMOs. How does it work? Hold a tournament-style voting contest from a list of games Play the game that wins the final round of votes for 2 weeks After each game, we alternate lists of MMOs to vote on A guild photoshoot will take place every Saturday, check thread for pic times New adventure starts every other Saturday, after the week 2 guild pic Feel free to recommend more games to be added to the lists and to encourage people to vote on a game you want to play. Games we've played so far: Phantasy Star Universe Trickster Online Rising Force Online RaiderZ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"i have a 8bitdo ultimate 2c controller and it just works"}
+{"text":"another belated rotations post: 10 games with the lowest tie-breaker score from Eliminations 43 are BANISHED from games list 1 and will return to the pending games after Eliminations 44: Aika Online Freelancer Wurm Online Dark Age Of Camelot FOnline Ether Saga Online Red Stone Fractured Online Helbreath Atlantica Online Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"10 games with the lowest tie-breaker score from Eliminations 44 are BANISHED from games list 2 and will return to the pending games after Eliminations 45: The 4th Coming Earth And Beyond Grand Fantasia NosTale Aion HighSpell Metin2 Soul Worker Ashen Empires Cabal Online A random.org list randomizer with the pending games and the seed 2180903 gives us the following 10 additions to games list 2: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"And now, to the important message. Game 45 Eliminations are up! 28 candidates, 12 rankings and 8 winners, which will move on to the finals. Closing Sunday, 25th Of January, 16:00 EST. Your candidates are: 9dragons Age of Wushu Angels Online Bless Online Echo of Soul Eden Eternal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lucent Heart Lines up with Valentine's Day ids habbenin"}
+{"text":"It's like 25 weeklies"}
+{"text":"Okay I was wrong, she's fun. A little basic but still very satisfying."}
+{"text":"BLACKED mode is super fun but i kill 3 packs and it ends..."}
+{"text":"BLACKED mode is super fun but i kill 3 packs and it ends... The animations and audio are great but yeah I had the same experience plus wheelchair mobility"}
+{"text":"not funny"}
+{"text":"My birthday took a whole 6 months, and Elsword is turning soon 18 / 15 years old."}
+{"text":"Adam's PoV"}
+{"text":"Adam's too fat to leave Altera's core."}
+{"text":"tfw MORE FUTAS OF ELGIRLS X ELGIRLS IT'S OVER BROS"}
+{"text":"For me? It's Mr. Elsword's sister's game (el classico)."}
+{"text":"Post them"}
+{"text":"PVP event coming Nah, thank god I already have my 12/12 tickets"}
+{"text":"It's just 2 PvE dailies for 3(*13) tickets, the worst that can happen is you run into some vampire mommy hiding in an alley and lose 1-5 minutes of progress."}
+{"text":"Its near impossible to play for free"}
+{"text":"not if you buy crown content with gold and manage your inventory right the only thing that is truly unworkable is the housing item limit"}
+{"text":"that's a good tip. i teleport into someone's house that's located in a dlc that i don't own."}
+{"text":"Come play what osrs should had been, with anons! What is /v/scape? Vidyascape (AKA /v/scape) is a fully featured 2007 RuneScape private server started on  running since March 2014. Features Experience the game mostly as it was in 2007 Active devs with dedicated server hosting - 99.9% uptime No Grand Exchange 2.25xp rate - Less grind allows you to progress faster Access to all content - Free forever! Explore Gielinor just like a member No donator benefits - Only your in game wealth matters. Nobody can pay for an advantage 122 quests - 248 Quest Points available, fully scripted and working! God Wars Dungeon, Fight Caves, Barrows, Treasure Trails, Pest Control, Barbarian Assault, Temple Trekking and much more! Main Website Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"why is an account with 0xp gain in a month even a few days after starting to play again asking for gear"}
+{"text":"If you fight, you're in a pleasure. thank you. The fighting calendar that has died with time. I want to keep turning. Let's go! Adrenaline I'll blow it up later. Knock down"}
+{"text":"nobody would ever say this"}
+{"text":"I do my best fren :)"}
+{"text":"hey fedposter relist your youtube videos it's been a year"}
+{"text":"We did not need to know any of this info. It was not relevant in the slightest to the other anon's tale."}
+{"text":"too scared to play I will just get flamed and blacklisted"}
+{"text":"this happens way too often, it's always fucking archery range"}
+{"text":"it's the new temple tree"}
+{"text":"Midway through the event edition. How are we finding the event? Surprisingly not terrible? Find anons to play with here. Post ur loadouts gameplay clips incorrect opinions"}
+{"text":"whenever i find a woman in randoms i know with 100% certainty she dies first and gets the whole team killed, there are a surprising amount of them playing hunt for some reason"}
+{"text":"sure it's slower than other fanning, but it's faster than not fanning it doesn't need to be accurate you should be using it close range it doesn't need velocity for the same reason. yes it does need a buff but swift quick reload is bonkers on a fanning gun in an aggressive fight yeah there's tons of better options and loadouts, but it's a unique fun thing RANDOMS AREN'T BAD YOU CHUDS"}
+{"text":"Yes they are. I strive to be the dogshit random that makes people hate randoms. I WILL click my gun and die immediately after. I WILL pop the immolator and burn a bar off of all of us. I WILL get caught on fire and run into a red barrel. I WILL run into your double-trap you just spam pinged and explained in voice, mere seconds after you set it."}
+{"text":"randoms aren't bad lol you probably lack self awareness in day to day situations in life and people actively make fun of you behind your back. the only reason they don't do it to your face is purely out of pity. low-tier human/10"}
+{"text":"not having any luck with shotguns at all lately"}
+{"text":"Is this game's netcode just... bad? I tried hosting a server myself, but other players got terrible delay, don't these fangames usually have excellent netcode?"}
+{"text":"its a miracle this game has functioning multiplayer at all, doom netcode is shit"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"saturday"}
+{"text":"ring racers general dead KEK"}
+{"text":"nah I don't want any gayboiz in my party so I never make male mesmers or eles. So all female mesmers, I got like a 40/60 split male to female overall, female armors usually look better. I got a male ranger (elite studded), ritualist (ancient, but also have elite kurzick), assassin (no elite set yet, kinda regret male but the /dance looked cooler), and para (asuran one of two armor sets that don't have the gay looking navel gap), female ele (vabbian), mesmer (enchantress), mesmer (WIP), monk (saintly, it's an old character I never play anymore), derv (vabbian), necro (obsidian), warrior (elite gladiator) and planning on 1 more mesmer, and wondering if I should make 1 more rit since getting Xandra can be a pain and getting Razah or Zei Ri are truly pains. Was thinking female Rit in Elite Exotic looks nice I have the 1 character with 2 elite armor sets but only wear the 1 and I kinda think I'd rather make a different char to show in different gear than have different gear sets per char.."}
+{"text":"want to make an assassin dont want to redo all the quests and rep grind feelsbadman"}
+{"text":"what the hell do I do with my imperial dragon tears? The weapons for them are so ugly and I can't dedicate them in HoM or anything They're just kinda shitty greens with ugly skins and not that great of stats outside of the shields being pretty standard shit and I guess the axe but I can't even see heroes using them."}
+{"text":"I kept the thing as a trophy"}
+{"text":"I used one on a staff thinking maybe I could see someone using this sometime, but never have, the other 2 I've never found a use for and have sit in my bank for years. now I'm doing a second character through WoC and thinking wtf am I gonna do with the \"reward\""}
+{"text":"just click ok"}
+{"text":"That's the script that the Log in button calls, the button does nothing if there's an error with it."}
+{"text":"well it worked for me"}
+{"text":"I got this error today too. I fixed it by closing it instead of clicking yes or no"}
+{"text":"Doesn't work, guess I'm free now."}
+{"text":"bumpino"}
+{"text":"begone dumb dirty nigger"}
+{"text":"swagino"}
+{"text":"i'm not surprised OP is a Kcancer"}
+{"text":"it's a shooter game lil bro, i'd rather apply my intellect to more fruitful endeavors"}
+{"text":"Dubs of truth. Ella and her sister bio/stories were even more cringe and annoying"}
+{"text":"stop samefagging"}
+{"text":"Isn't this game's movement a lil bit glitchy? when you prone and then press the sprint button, the character will get up, do a lil hop and just walk, if you switch to your pistol, he starts sprinting for real and with lean mode on hold, if you lean right then hold lean left at the same time, the character does not lean left, you can if you reverse the direction"}
+{"text":"Assymetrical thread implying anyone reads the OP"}
+{"text":"I installed EVE Echoes on my phone a few months ago but I've never run it. Any advice?"}
+{"text":"Firebomb synagogues (I'm Minecraft)"}
+{"text":"amarr"}
+{"text":"Get a golden predator skin, the mark of distinction."}
+{"text":"Fuck, now I want a golden drake."}
+{"text":"Just a cozy PvE server. I haven't even really played the game yet, so we'll have to figure it out together. Server IP: 15.235.37.30 IRC: #freetale on irc.libera.chat Rules: just no griefing. I advertised it publicly as a free speech server on some of those server lists but no one joined kek. I figure it'll mostly be anons."}
+{"text":"cant connect to server"}
+{"text":"It's working fine"}
+{"text":"This server is overrun by 3rd worlder children and non channers, why would you even post it here? 4chan and kids dont exactly play together nice"}
+{"text":"The server population is tiny and is comprised of at least 80% channers, so I can't imagine what you are referring to. A chat where people are chill and don't say nigger ever 5 seconds doesn't mean it's compromised by non channers. Plus you could easily gatekeep and drive off the rabble by just growing some balls and telling them to leave."}
+{"text":"OP posts server ip on non chan sites insists that its my fault and I should tell them to leave Enjoy your grooming server"}
+{"text":"I've been running this server since day 1 hour 1 of hytale's launch. I posted it in /vg/ and people have been playing off and on. Sometimes it's empty, sometimes there's a few people playing. Thought I'd post it here to get a few more eyes on it. IP 155.94.160.223 Rules It's not an anarchy server so don't be retarded. No guarantee of performance. It had some issues day 1 but the patch might have helped. It costs me nothing to run so i'll keep it up as long as people are playing. Post ITT if you have mod requests"}
+{"text":"BBCheur Not playing."}
+{"text":"Stop bullying Aecheur AKA Arthur Couton! He’s done nothing wrong!"}
+{"text":"BBCheur"}
+{"text":"use an anonymous imageboard decide on a username username is persistent across all games username is persistent across non-game accounts Why do they use 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Some people have a symbiotic relationship with trolls. You're basically feeding his insatiable need for attention by posting about him."}
+{"text":"Monkeybot Prime defeats Whiskers and Danoon or whatevehisnamewas 101 vs 66 vs 0 (57)"}
+{"text":"Finished a 1v1 Fort game, 39 vs 40 points :o ggwp"}
+{"text":"Anyone has Final Girl files?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that a solo game? Who would play a solo board game?"}
+{"text":"Anon is out here doxxing kind folks. No wonder hosts can never fill a lobby."}
+{"text":"I was in a coma for 5 years and that's how it was back then - you did the grueling marathon grind and then got a shitty premium for free so you can park it in the garage and never touch it again."}
+{"text":"Marathons are, for better or worse, gone. Battlepass is a lot less of a direct marathon grind; they're usually more reasonable to complete and you get a whole bunch of stuff even if you don't finish them for the tank."}
+{"text":"aww. i was hoping for one of these four premiums since WG would probably want to drain gold from lootboxes guess i gotta wait for the next trade-in"}
+{"text":"Took 69 battles to fully research and upgrade the ares 75, as a bonus I made the first mark of egg salad shooting standard only"}
+{"text":"Season 9 has Begun New Map, New Performance Issues World Tour Replaced with Social Credit System Big Needed Buffs to Weapons and Gadgets Big Unneeded Buffs to Using a Controller Join \"Vidya\" to play with other anons"}
+{"text":"I have better things to do with my life. Be honest, you really don't lol"}
+{"text":"aaaaaaaaaa come the fuck on, release some more animations already most of the weapons don't have any alternatives at all"}
+{"text":"they always come in handy"}
+{"text":"Hopefully they revert it to 2 charges, now that they added flashing lights n' other shit to appease the retards with no situational awareness"}
+{"text":"That would be nice, it would be fun if they made them do more structural damage as well."}
+{"text":"plays favorite multiplayer game of all time on steam tf2, over 700 hours on it mic spams here and there in game out of boredom but still plays game normally gets random game ban one day for cheating despite not having any cheats installed very clearly pissed off but appeals the bans anyway valve's unban system doesn't work no matter what you say to it it just auto-ignores you turns out i am not the only one and there is an entire group of people emerging where they got falsely banned by valve as well also banned from cs:source, hl2:deathmatch and other source mp games because fuck you right? haha year later abandons steam account with over 100 games because 1 game ban is enough to ruin an entire account why doesn't the unban system work anons? what to do if falsely banned is it just a boy who cried wolf scenario, i am not the only one to get this happened to as well and i have some seriously good steam games as well but everytime someone checks my profile they see a game ban so what the hell is the point of playing anything on steam now?"}
+{"text":"Buddy of mine had this happen, he plays dota, got a like 70 year ban (NOTE, NOT A VACBAN) for 'cheating'. Saw it while he was streaming over discord it was the funniest shit in the world. Angry trannies can ban you for hatespeech but if you keep appealing it someone will see it, same buddy got unbanned in 2024 so just keep trying. Valve fired a bunch of monsanto interns over this shit and they're blacklisted from the industry now."}
+{"text":"so i just have to rebuy every game on a new steam account? how many of those are multiplayer games you cant pirate?"}
+{"text":"yeah the worst issue is the source game ban i got has an unspecified date some other guy has been spamming unban requests too on steam for 11 months straight and they still will not allow him to come back, he even went as far as to contact authorities in certain areas over it i commend him deeply for that, he has been working hard and diligently for the cause, i ESPECIALLY want to be unbanned before TF2's big 20th anniversary (supposed) update"}
+{"text":"around 10 or so, lots of single player mostly huge issue with playing mp games on my main now is if people see my game ban they will make assumptions possibly which might get me banned in unrelated games as well all in all, unless i completely play single player games (hl1 mods lookin sexy rn), my account is in the \"nothing ever happens despair\" phase rn (i have some cool terraria worlds, decent time on other stuff)"}
+{"text":"redditor moment"}
+{"text":"consider the state of spawn this server was good like 2 years ago now it's almost as bad as 2beta2t"}
+{"text":"it makes sense that things built at spawn would eventually get destroyed, you just need to be active in maintaining it if you want anything to survive"}
+{"text":"Yeah but anything that moves this server more towards 2beta2t is bad If i wanted anarchyshit i would play on 2beta"}
+{"text":"just don't build at spawn then, nobody that just shows up to grief ever bothers looking for anything outside it"}
+{"text":"jimbo likes cock"}
+{"text":"Alloyed Collective is out."}
+{"text":"...Is operator meant to be so fucking retardedly op?"}
+{"text":"...Is [DLC character] meant to be so fucking retardedly op? Hit a guess. Every single DLC character so far is, at worst, Acrid-tier."}
+{"text":"Pre-fixes GearCHEF."}
+{"text":"SotS was rushed and all content was undercooked, then had to be fixed and polished over the course of over a year. Not the same thing at all."}
+{"text":"The other characters from the DLC have been retardedly OP since launch. The comparison is sound. The other survivors from DLC overall have been busted, though, i will agree."}
+{"text":"Thanks. I don't have the h*rn, but I suppose the fact it's locked out for everyone now lends it some allure. I do think that the two the crest and the shard are probably more lucrative by way of showing the time put into the game since the materials don't drop like candies and you have to put some time into grinding p300. That's just me though."}
+{"text":"exactly"}
+{"text":"Basado. Got mine a few days ago too. A title to boot would've been nice Yeah, a shame that. Maybe they could throw something in retroactively for those who completed this event?"}
+{"text":"I don't know why I was hoping for some new type of traversal by air or sea. On the other hand, the way D4 works it wouldn't make sense so making it a single island instead of an archipelago was the only move there"}
+{"text":"im new to diablo, where are all the players playing? I dont see anyone."}
+{"text":"come home, white man."}
+{"text":"peak players in the last 30 days = 14K, which is the lowest it's ever been (second lowest was 16K) you retarded nigger, post some cope about that too"}
+{"text":"cute cahni edit"}
+{"text":"Honing rates for the new gear (from the next raid) just dropped and it's not looking great."}
+{"text":"daily peaks are consistently sub-10K now"}
+{"text":"some of these fucking glitches lmao dude"}
+{"text":"I don't think they thought about that change at all honestly it was probably just collateral damage in the replay editor update. I agree it was nice to be able to change cameras while playing back with that, it actually made for some pretty nice, simple, fast clips if you used it well. Follow cam then switch to tripod at the end of a line going down a gap or something, etc. I've been playing here and there still but most of the time when I do a cool trick I'll just watch it back once then close the replay editor instead of going through the whole song and dance. Also had some cool ideas for tricks that I can't quite execute.. mostly skill issue though if I'm being honest I think."}
+{"text":"Impervatek is imperfect."}
+{"text":"pretty sick, I had a grand time"}
+{"text":"To add to this, the ransack system is bullshit. What the fuck is the point in having named loot in a non-raid dungeon if you only have ~6 shots per WEEK to actually get the drop. I'm fine with it affecting xp, but it should not affect loot so those who actually want to complete a set or get a specific drop can do so at the cost of getting zero xp. inb4 akshually it's 8 Named doesn't drop if the ransack penalty takes the dungeon below the required level for the named."}
+{"text":"I'll probably play it for a few months. the concept of character Reincarnation tickles my autism something fierce. This is what keeps me playing, the only thing I dislike is making a build that ends up being kinda dogshit or boring and then forcing myself to at least hit 20 with it."}
+{"text":"it's ok for a f2p mmo, but could be really good with a few not very major changes mostly related to the baggage it accumulated over a decade sad, many such cases"}
+{"text":"Aight, but I am busy, sadly, but I might make some time this weekend."}
+{"text":"What multiplayer game is the most likely for me to meet real, actual women (with a vagina) these days? Bonus points if it's not an MMORPG since those bore the piss out of me."}
+{"text":"You say that like it's a bad thing"}
+{"text":"this"}
+{"text":"She can't stay hot forever."}
+{"text":"Faggots everywhere man. Im waiting for RO3 and hoping it won't fail"}
+{"text":"Ragnarok Online 3 Anon, you might be the gay one. Gravity is whoring out their IP to any studio that wants it."}
+{"text":"host when"}
+{"text":"some guy named cooper came on and admitted he liked to suck a lot of cocks"}
+{"text":"still img gif y"}
+{"text":"it is really funny that someone is trolling vanilla terraria in the year 2026"}
+{"text":"it was lame in 2016 and it's lame in 2026"}
+{"text":"I think I'll just wait for the update, too much rushfaggotry,"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the info. Why do devs always make the cutest characters the hardest to play? I did play against a really good Fleet online who was doing combos I didn't know were possible. I gotta lab her out. Also what's with all the La Reinas online? I'm not even exaggerating, 90% of people I fight are playing as her. Any tips to counter her? My reaction time is pretty slow so I always get caught in her grabs."}
+{"text":"Also what's with all the La Reinas online? New character Any tips to counter her? I don't know, I'm still learning the MU. Most of the time you can just bully her with anyone and anything that has respectable range because her best moves (nair, dtilt, jab, grab) are so stubby and her burst options are either unsafe (dash attack) or telegraphed (side special). This can make her easy to whiff punish, but I've run into one or two La Reina players who are really good at getting in with movement alone and then raping me with strike-throw mix-ups. Despite her nair, she has difficulty landing due to her slow air speed when chair isn't available to magnetize to, so she's susceptible to being juggled and edgeguarded. The consensus is that she's below-average, but I think people are still learning how to play her. It might an Etalus situation where she isn't actually bad and she's buffed into being a bigger asshole. All I know is that her dtilt is overtuned."}
+{"text":"learning Galvan turned me retarded boot up game man i should probably play La Reina ... one Galvan match, as a treat... hear uair sound effect once cum play Galvan for like 2 hours and get off i \"main\" Olympia and Forsburn but i've probably played 5 matches with each since the La Reina patch. my La Reina is still level 7. all i do is pick Galvan and play like an animal."}
+{"text":"too bad. hope it works out."}
+{"text":"Please do not touch Deathwing"}
+{"text":"Azmo got nerfed aside from 2 charges and pride becoming baseline what the fuck. Bro what the fuck did they do to deathwing why have they ruined his ability to be an actual bruiser just for flamebreath memes? Why are all of my ARAM builds for these heroes being ruined? only slight nerf to lightning rod jaina nerf to cone of cold build, fine i guess muradin back to smacking people meme but at least theres a meme payoff and holy fuck why would they make give em the axe level 1? Why would they ever let me do skullcracker and give em the axe at the same time? murky has to farm creeps to hit towers but can get big tuna kahuna baseline AND CAN REVIVE FROM 2 EGGS What?!!?! The fuck are they smoking? Who asked for this? lunar flare talents are all now just base quest I guess. Tyrande gets a buff that's not terrible but what the fuck was the rest? The only good summoned unit to lose HP was the hunter killer cause fuck that piece of shit being so free to bully with the rest is what the fuck"}
+{"text":"Creep tumors were also nerfed lmao. As if Zag needed to be pigeon holed into summon spam even more."}
+{"text":"REVIVE FROM 2 EGGS wow i didn't even read that part, this is so trash"}
+{"text":"Creep tumors were also nerfed lmao Where does it say this?"}
+{"text":"maybe it wasn't made well, but there was nothing else like this full loot sandbox mmo quake with 8 hotbars"}
+{"text":"checked darkfall has always been a complete mess and yet one of the best pvp games ever"}
+{"text":"I remember shitposting on forumfall for a while. But the game itself didn't run well on my PC, so I wound up not playing past the beta. I remember seeing videos later on of hordes of naked dwarves with wands of magic missile roving around killing anybody they came across."}
+{"text":"I remember when it came out and everyone was making fun of it. Hard to imagine anyone thinks fondly of it."}
+{"text":"What's the recommended classic nolife MMO today?"}
+{"text":"same company"}
+{"text":"I'm back on city of heroes. I like rebirth, but it's been practically dead for a while."}
+{"text":"Turtle Wow EQ P99/Quarm"}
+{"text":"different game entirely btw I came here after 2016 and I love trannies like my favorite game GW2! Go back to whichever social media outlet your newfag ass came from."}
+{"text":"ok cupcake go play fuckin toontown oe puzzle pirates then"}
+{"text":"It is shitty that they don't make it clear but they have done this for every event"}
+{"text":"after ping-ponging between 88 and 90 for the 7th or 8th consecutive day (I've lost count) I've finally calmed down the answer is to play linear combo and snap aggressively, which is the complete opposite way I'm used to playing the game, that's why I've been having such a hard time I'm no longer upset at shou lao, he will either get nerfed into irrelevance after the season is over and I'll never see him again or I'll eventually get to play him myself 2 months from now"}
+{"text":"I think he should keep all numbers and just be a 6-drop, he's the exact type of card that should be countered by Leech, or make Leech affect 5-drops too, there's gotta be a better answers to cards that win 2 lanes on reveal other than just guessing where to play Cosmo at the end of the game."}
+{"text":"This type of bot which only purpose is to annoy you and lose on purpose. Someone needs to be lynched."}
+{"text":"I wish I knew this bundle was coming instead of spending tokens on her old Spotlight one when the new system was introduced. This is much nicer even if it only shows half the character."}
+{"text":"and armed security for the RAM/PCs"}
+{"text":"It's just to make sure none of the teams or coaches can see the screen. Awkward, but it works I guess."}
+{"text":"I WON A DIAMOND MATCH I AM NOT A SHITTER!!!!! :DDDDDDD"}
+{"text":"Checked. Keep it up, anon."}
+{"text":"the defense has a counter claim to this, your honor. the prosecution's argument has no relevancy to this case, as the time and location of this anal devastation does not matter. if the prosecution did not want to receive an ass pounding at the dinner table in front of his family, he should not have been playing runescape mobile on his phone during dinner. jagex reserves the right to pound some man ass the second our victi- i mean players, log into the game. i'm sure the prosecution would argue that our release of an official runescape client on mobile devices is so that we may prey on assholes more frequently and easily, but that is not the case. if someone chooses to log into runescape, that is their prerogative. jagex does not willingly fuck the asses of their players, but rather it is merely a side effect of our incompetency. the players are fully aware of this, but may still choose to play the game of their own volition. it is deliberately stated in our terms of service, however, that any ass fucks the player receives are unintentional, thus waiving us of responsibility."}
+{"text":"Objection your Honor! The prosecution seeks to mislead this court. No one ever has actually read the terms of service on any game. Or read the terms of service on anything else for that matter. Unless they are a stinkin' slimy lawyer like myself, heh heh heh! A game by definition is something to entertain the users, not a means by which to insidiously procure violent anal intercourse with them. Hence the use of scantily dressed big tiddy girls on Runescape's advertising, players expect to have their teenage masturbation fulfilled, not to have their rectums filled with Jagex jizz instead."}
+{"text":"too many shit posters here. There are people interested in discussing the game but these threads have been taken over by spammers and the jannies don't do anything about it."}
+{"text":"Is the T95 magic set really worth it? Its like 3b for the set which seems insane. I heard it was kinda mediocre?"}
+{"text":"I'd say go with masterwork"}
+{"text":"I run a Rac5+Rac2 on mine. I wouldn't recommend it but it consistently pulls 600+ damage in T1"}
+{"text":"this image is fucking killing me"}
+{"text":"There have been lots of good decals over the years."}
+{"text":"One thing that annoys me greatly is there isn't any way to save a decal setup. If I want to make my mech look like Sanic, I have to painstakingly set it up each time."}
+{"text":"Street Sweeper with 2 snubs Put the biggest XL engine in it, 3 jump jets, and take all the speed nodes It moves like a fly on crack This thing is ridiculously fun. I love my ECM 2 snub urbie for more team oriented play, but the speed on this one feels amazing. It's like playing without training weights."}
+{"text":"Anybody else checking this out with the latest playtest? I like the visuals but the questing feels a bit aimless right now, so I'm mostly just wandering around trying to fill the map."}
+{"text":"If this is your first time then yeah you probably will, there are a bunch of hidden routes and alternate pathways you might walk by 100 times and never notice. The map seems huge."}
+{"text":"Apogea is going to be extremely pay2win on launch. Im calling it now. He's already done enough jewish bullshit that i have no hope for apogea. I didnt even bother to play this playtest at all Obligitory HATE SPEECH NEEDS TO BE BANNED pic"}
+{"text":"Ive never played any MMO, is this a bad one to start with?"}
+{"text":"He's already done enough jewish bullshit that i have no hope for apogea Qrd? Please god don't let it be. Also I don't care about turks and brazillians getting banned for being racist towards each other"}
+{"text":"As a literal first MMO? Probably not, the playstyle is pretty archaic by today's standards compared to even stuff from a decade ago, which is around when most of the current popular ones came out. Unless you're a really big fan of a more open ended experience exploring the map and grinding levels in general. I would say for a total noob probably Guild Wars 2 or XIV, those are pretty approachable MMOs that'd get you used to the basics of the genre. They're both pretty story focused as that's the main way to progress in those games."}
+{"text":"Very interesting find. I'm still willing to believe that it wasn't like this at launch, but if it turns out to not be the case, I wonder how the original 20/30 additive speed cap was tested for it to be so far off. I definitely should've used a base game character for my findings rather than my main, my bad."}
+{"text":"100 rings + slipstream Next to no increase on non-Power in that scenario (minor enough to be confused with turn/drift boost increases, terrain, or natural fluctuation), and slipstream itself adds +20, so 20/30 was a natural conclusion Also no accel character kit, so you weren't regularly running enough ring boost to properly push to caps without slipstream back then anyway"}
+{"text":"That sounds believable, I assumed it would've been tested extensively with how prevalent Ring Gain Boost has been since day one, but I guess it wasn't for whatever reason. With that said, it took me some time to figure out that Steampunk City was the best place to test Ring Gain Boost while ensuring that there was no way my numbers were being affected by one of the million other things that affect speed in this game. Maybe it's possible to use the demo to find the 1.0.0 additive speed cap? I assume Sega haven't been updating it because it's a barebones offline demo, but I doubt it'd be easy to get any consistent results anyway."}
+{"text":"The problem with testing on 1.0.0 at all is needing to unlock gadgets (and vehicles/characters/tracks if you want a consistent test environment). 46 races to unlock both Ring Gain Boost gadgets, 62 races to unlock Speed Machine Kit, and iirc crossworlds weren't immediately available in time trials. Pretty sure the demo only had the first grand prix and none of the relevant gadgets."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it'd be be a pain in the ass finding the numbers either way. Not like it matters much aside from finding out if we've all been under a placebo effect until we could start truly ringmaxxing with Acceleration Character Kit being added to the game. Please don't nerf it Sega, I beg of you."}
+{"text":"How come Animal Crossing is so dead on 4chan? I am playing New Horizons, feel free to add me on Discord if you want to play together (solving 3 puzzles per message is way too fucking annoying): 14nuhorizons"}
+{"text":"Give it a few days. We're likely to get some generals because of the new update."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the items from the new update? I'd like to catalog them."}
+{"text":"nvm jannies keep moving the generals to /trash/ or deleting them"}
+{"text":"I have some of them, including the Zelda Amiibo items."}
+{"text":"How come Animal Crossing is so dead on 4chan? NH stomped on their core group of fans, nobody even wants to play it anymore"}
+{"text":"Oh God don't mention the corruption thing, straight up the most dogshit mechanic ever conceived in this franchise They also made sure to nerf your climbing jump, in the main games you get to position yourself exactly where you want jumping when climbing an opponent, in DDON you get pushed a mile away I agree with your assessment of the game in general, I'd just add two things: The game has a terrible sense of aesthetics and the classes and actual combat mechanics are much better than regular DD."}
+{"text":"The game has a terrible sense of aesthetics I think this is pretty standard when it comes to online RPGs, the early game armor is simple, looks practical and overall is nice, but when you get to the endgame it it's all bulky stuff and spikes here and I just hate that, thank fuck DDON has transmog"}
+{"text":"thank fuck DDON has transmog Real asf, I wanted to mod some armor but I never did find out where the stuff that chooses between variants (colors, parts, etc) is stored"}
+{"text":"It's just going for a more fantastical look than the first game did. I think most of the time it pulls it off, with the major exception of the Season 2 areas where the character designs, their settlements and the ruins all clash horribly. Not counting equipment that was cash shop gear or collab stuff, that is, and you're always gonna have players making joke abominations and running around in clown suits in an mp thing for better and for worse."}
+{"text":"It's just going for a more fantastical look than the first game did Precisely, and it's terrible."}
+{"text":"Nothing but rich people keeping this game alive by being pay whales Does anyone else here even play this? It's kinda insane how small the playerbase is and it's still being kept alive after all these years.. And yes, rich techbros and/or retired people and other rich people finna be playing this"}
+{"text":"Theres currently thousands of faggots crying and begging Embark to get rid of or completely nerf the PVP element of this game, and considering Embark is a company based in sissy Sweden, they’ll probably end up listening. Im tired of weak gay homosexuals who are cognitively incapable of getting better at gunplay, demanding that gunplay be removed or outlawed or shamed as “toxic”. Fucking losers want this game to be a peaceful looting simulator lmao go take another vaccine."}
+{"text":"Amazon Game Studios fired their lead dev TWO WEEKS (literally) before launch, and then remade the game from an open world hardcore pvp sandbox into a opt in pve themepark game. Then they kvetched about player retention not being anywhere close to it was before launch. This happened TWO WEEKS before launch after the final playtest and wasnt tested at all before it launched"}
+{"text":"Anyone who says literally ANY of these games Except for Sea of Thieves, of course"}
+{"text":"you posted this already stop crying and move on"}
+{"text":"What is the \"safer shores\" update for $500 alex?"}
+{"text":"Exactly: the Safer Shores update is precisely why Sea of Thieves is exempt from the list. It was one of the best handled implementations of a PvE-only mode to a PvPvE game, and as a result, it did nothing to hurt the game's player numbers. You can see it clear as day on the steamcharts. It's a quantifiable, objective truth. In actuality, the updates that hurt Sea of Thieves the most were S14 and S17, for reasons obvious to those that actually play the game."}
+{"text":"yes!"}
+{"text":"Apex TERA just isn't fun though, I don't really care if it's more casual or not, but ridiculous apm isn't what makes an action game good, in fact it makes it pretty bad since you feel no weight to your actions, you're never really locked into anything so there's no commitment. It being casualized is a matter of perspective, the rotations being faster can be considered a casualization along with the classes generally being far more overpowered than they used to be, it's like comparing old MH to Rise or something, rise might be more complex and faster on the surface, but the old games are still more difficult BECAUSE they're slower and the monsters are more on par with your character, you can't just bing bing wahoo iframe everything, you have to respect them and have good positioning so you're not in danger when attacking in the first place. I don't think it matters regardless, I would say TERA was never a casual game and it has nothing to do with the game dying, that would be the shitty monetization, awful gear systems, and having nothing to do beyond the dungeon/raid treadmill, in fact it's probably dead because it wasn't casual enough, just like Lost Ark."}
+{"text":"don't say this or  this zoomer retard will lose his mind"}
+{"text":"WHOAA PLAYER DO BIG NUMBERS QUICKLY GAME NOW GOOD kys zoomer"}
+{"text":"Hopefully I see you around sometime!"}
+{"text":"i've probably spent $50 on this game and while that's not a lot, it's the most i've ever spent on a game... also spent about 450 hours on the game. this is so frustrating. the jews actually control everything."}
+{"text":"you have been banned for 4537895624395782643524938756234954325784235649057361432560423564235968023456239875 hours"}
+{"text":"there's millions of other games out there. Reward your enemies with your absence of which they cannot recover or forgive themselves from pushing you away. They won't feel it immediately and maybe they won't ever realize it, but know they need you, needed you and now can't have you."}
+{"text":"This strategy doesn't work when there's a million randoms (thirds and nons) who will take your place."}
+{"text":"292’471’152 years, not 6'000'000 they had one job"}
+{"text":"Dispute your purchases through your creditcard company. Tell them you didnt receive what you paid for. You arent getting your account back anyway, so its time to get your money back."}
+{"text":"Arc Raiders sucks so fucking bad that I decided to replay DnD and is actually way better. Arc Raiders is overhyped to fucking hell. You know how I know? Majority of players in Arc are all whining about PvP in a PvP game because of aggression-based matchmaking. These are the same people who mindlessly fell for the hype and want the game to coddle to them and not respecting the PvP aspects. Looking back at DnD, it's so much fucking better. So reinstall this game and support it. PLEASE. Arc Raiders is FUCKING SHIT!! I know because I put in 91 hours into that piece of shit game."}
+{"text":"Hello????"}
+{"text":"Dead game. I got back into grinding the missions for whatever autistic reason and it's insane how empty the servers feel. (EU) prime time has few sweats trying to sweep empty lobbies but outside those times it's like playing a single player game. I still think the water map is pretty cool. Maybe DaD2 should be a marine ecosystem simulator."}
+{"text":"Dude it's still in early access just wait until 1.0"}
+{"text":"Arc Raiders is shit from a butt 100%. Worst great-looking game I have played in years. Definitely the most overhyped pile of shit I might have ever seen."}
+{"text":"I have a lot of hours into dark and darker. Every game has PVEggers whining and crying the game needs to be easier. Thats why Ironmace added the pve only mode and tanked the playerbase Thats why tera died Thats why wakfu died Thats why new world's player retention flopped on launch Thats why dofus died Thats why once human pic rel Thats why tree of savior thats why firefall thats why wildstar thats why thats"}
+{"text":"Yeah it's hilarious even more funny when you realize it was secrets who made a stink about it (he shilled for THJ when it first released & when he noticed they were making bank he left their discord server and word banned even mentioning THJ silently in the quarm discord) and clearly used the opportunity to try and get quarm its personal daybreak blessing like P99 but in the end he just ended up ruining his server, having all his custom content removed and losing 2k players. dudes a nutjob weirdo loser"}
+{"text":"which servers? ive been looking to fill the thj void"}
+{"text":"Should really just keep it how is is right now,any thoughts about adding in stuff like the original dyes to vendors pre-post extract since there aren't any shamans or rogues around to dye fine steel you'd need some way to dye fine steel plate armor yourself"}
+{"text":"I could do that, yeah."}
+{"text":"Fennin Ro Is that the warriors armor with fancy gold plated set & flame bolt on its breast plate?"}
+{"text":"It's smaller. That's really all there is that would make you want to play it. There's significantly less to do in a game that was already lacking."}
+{"text":"Antonica/Tunaria is bigger in EQOA, as is Odus. There's a lot more packed into zones because every zone is gigantic."}
+{"text":"You will never have a Deathfist girlfriend."}
+{"text":"had to work pretty much 3 weeks straight away from my house just wanna come home and comfy grind in EQOA"}
+{"text":"you can run a ps2 emulator on a cellphone at this point why not bring eqoa with you?"}
+{"text":"I have a face like muzen cab and body like zhong kui"}
+{"text":"Proofs?"}
+{"text":"Plus sized pussy is still pussy."}
+{"text":"Charybfish"}
+{"text":"Discordia seems like the kind of girl who would be able to play the harmonica with her butt."}
+{"text":"I am gonna fuck Io."}
+{"text":"Threads kinda stopped on /vg/ 2-3 years ago, so presumably in 7-8 years. I'm not against one last hurrah, but I think everyone has already said their goodbye to the game."}
+{"text":"Who was your favorite /palg/ poster(s)?"}
+{"text":"All of them. Except Scrubz, Mopsy and MRL."}
+{"text":"They were all special and provided a story. None should be forgotten."}
+{"text":"anons driving off into the sunset to blast some monsters in another realm should have taken our mobile suits with us honestly."}
+{"text":"Kek that's great"}
+{"text":"I watched all of it and have three things to say 1. kino 2. your ui setup is garbage 3. KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}
+{"text":"Overwatch fucking sucks but I still play it every now and then felt like sharing this image"}
+{"text":"Try not playing shitty games. Even TF2 is better."}
+{"text":"Never played it, but I agree."}
+{"text":"Yeah, lame way to end it. Was a good day for Turf overall though, GGs!"}
+{"text":"I am once again asking for teams I can’t solo the lab rats alone"}
+{"text":"Sure, I'm up for that -Ma"}
+{"text":"Oh, a Matsuri started."}
+{"text":"See you on the 14th"}
+{"text":"server IP: dolacraft.modrinth.gg Anoncraft is dead. We're DOLACRAFT now! Brand new world. Old frens welcome. Old versions supported. We are friendly; just don't be too mentally ill. READ /RULES UPON JOINING Most old anoncraft rules apply No griefing no trannies, no trannarchy AQUI EN DOLA CRAFT SOMO FELICES"}
+{"text":"we are chaaaarlie KUUUUURK"}
+{"text":"no trannies false advertising"}
+{"text":"Unironically, yes. Kids genuinely can't read at grade level."}
+{"text":"Now open the menu and look at the 100 different menus with sub menus The 500 different currencies"}
+{"text":"Is there a faster way to level fishing or is it really just 1 xp per fish. This is wretched."}
+{"text":"hey man some fish give up to 5 xp"}
+{"text":"botting"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"no u"}
+{"text":"the goddesses are not evil That sounds like something a goddess would post"}
+{"text":"but but but they are not, they are good girls with cute and fluffy pets and and and also big bobs"}
+{"text":"HYTALE THREAD / SERVER RELEASE DATE: JAN 13 2026 I plan on making a server for this game when it comes out in approx. 2 weeks Will make a new thread with the IP when the time comes but we can talk about the game here in the meantime. stay tuned."}
+{"text":"the new ip is 204.77.4.219:5520 sorry we had to change it due to bad server support"}
+{"text":"as someone whos paid for minecraft, OG cube world alpha and vintage story; is this worth falling for?"}
+{"text":"if $20 is too much to take a risk on the game then maybe you should focus on other parts of your life first"}
+{"text":"Right now, its in EA. The current gameplay is just exploring, level up the crafting station to let you make more stuff, and get Adamantite set. If you want to see what kind of player models that /v/ has to offer, look here."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Other boards are too fast to get some honest huntan done imo so let's keep this thing going Previous Expedition:"}
+{"text":"he doesn't keep his LR/HR sets in order to play with people who are in LR/HR"}
+{"text":"Hello hunters"}
+{"text":"That's generally how I approach the base game end grind. I'll get some rolls that are fine and unlock stuff for the cosmetics I want to use, then not really care because G-rank will just make all of it completely obsolete after two or three hunts."}
+{"text":"slut"}
+{"text":"Honestly the gog rolls are not as bad as the based artian ones. That said you don't even need the Artian weapons if you don't care about min-maxing. And if you do. Just mod it in. You can have infinite items to do rolls with and it will still take forever to get the best rolls. It is a complete garbage system. At least you don't need much to make a gog weapon and the rerolls use the same item and this time you can actually reroll the same weapon in game and choose if you like the stats or not. So I would say mod in your Artian weapons and naturally grind for the gog updates. Though I guess there are the additional skills in the gog weapons... welp, just mod in the ones you like... Or just farm normal monsters and ignore all that..."}
+{"text":"but I will just take it. I appreciate your consideration for my 'tism. Chang's gonna be curvy. Righty-o."}
+{"text":"I don't like drawing my own characters often because I feel lame doing so, whenever I could draw for someone else. A noble drawfag, putting other peoples characters before their own. Do you happen to have a ref sheet of your characters for viewing?"}
+{"text":"putting other peoples characters before their own. I just didn't think I should be drawing my characters if I'm gonna interact with other anons, since that feels self-absorbed. Do you happen to have a ref sheet of your characters for viewing? I have clumsy-made galleries. Never bother to draw ref sheets, but I plan to."}
+{"text":"fluffy why are you so precious"}
+{"text":"im in <Catholic Church>"}
+{"text":"green is the colour of greed"}
+{"text":"not on linux"}
+{"text":"this place looks like the assassins guild"}
+{"text":"Assasin Guild , when ?"}
+{"text":"They finally gave us a roadmap for updates. Do you like how the new DLC characters play?"}
+{"text":"level editor the only thing im interested for"}
+{"text":"Classic"}
+{"text":"I wonder how it's gonna work when you have dailies to play on specific maps"}
+{"text":"probably just won't have custom maps in the pool for dailies. would work normally when you play on them. I'm more interested in how seamless the host/player experience is for having them in your rotation. because if they fuck it up it'd be no better than where we were 12 goddamn years ago."}
+{"text":"if anything the daily would be \"play a custom map\""}
+{"text":"i have a challenge for yall find the location of this image and if you found it, reply with another picture of the same picture but with a different angle"}
+{"text":"hint: a famous roblox game notorious for some of the hardest ___"}
+{"text":"Why does this game look like it's in VR, but it isn't"}
+{"text":"hey this is that one roblox game i recognize these squares"}
+{"text":"Is this tower of hell? I only played roblox for a short time on and off between 2016-2020 but isn't this that hard obby game that people cheat on and laugh at crying ipad kiddos"}
+{"text":"Which one in ETERNAL would this be.... Quite the puzzling preproposition."}
+{"text":"I want to get into a MMO primarily for the story and vibes. What game is good nowadays, so far these look appealing to me Final Fantasy 14 SWTOR Guild Wars 2 Because they have a strong main story and even voice acting. Any better options?"}
+{"text":"SWTOR Yes it's great. GW2 No it's shit. Second for Mabinogi the generation quests are pretty interesting though I didn't play past G12 or something. I would also recommend Blade and Soul. It's classic chink story but I still enjoyed it. Past that the game is pretty trash though especially after they \"revamped\" it. PSO2 was also decent but I don't know if it's even still accessible now that they replaced it with NGS (that one is shit don't play it)"}
+{"text":"PSO2 is still around but you have to download NGS along with it, and most of its collectables (music, fashion, furniture) are either no longer obtainable or bought from players for obscene amounts. You're better off waiting for the private server being developed rn."}
+{"text":"GW2's main storyline isn't very good but the world has great vibes. If you ignore the main quest and just do map exploration and hearts it's a nice time."}
+{"text":"city of heroes"}
+{"text":"Go read a book instead. MMOs are for open world PVP and making the stories yourself."}
+{"text":"kek guess they got a little too authoritarian and gay for people to take"}
+{"text":"i had one for exploration back in the day when it had by far the best range in the game but I hated it so much I went back to an ASP"}
+{"text":"hides the ugly main thruster if only it improves the crappy looking underside got tempted into joining it. if it becomes a bit too unbearable or unprofitable, it would be a fun trek back to the bubble at least"}
+{"text":"browsing through DW3 server see a few dads rightfully complaining about discord being complete shit audibly keked"}
+{"text":"idiots are already getting themselves mass kicked from the pg right now fuggin morons, you're supposed to wait until the middle of the expedition so you can murder people with exploration data and send them back to the bubble"}
+{"text":"I wonder if it would really meet the definition though, the modders are upfront about saying that it simply won't work outside of singleplayer unless you give up some shekels. I only call it a poison pill because I'm sure there's plenty of just random people who saw a cool mod and wanted to play with their friends only to be scratching their head as to why it doesn't work."}
+{"text":"It was just a thought, pettyness begets more pettiness. Most of those mods change or break the game so drastically that I don't think I'd want to use them anyways. I have a real conundrum with modding this game into anything but a Lite Vanilla+ with some QoL like quickstacking and crafting from nearby containers. There is so many crazy content mods but the only content I'll end up adding is stuff like a resin tap for trees so I never have to worry about keeping all the torches in a big base fueled, rather than installing a mod that just makes things last forever because keeping all the torches fueled is a chore I actually like in this game."}
+{"text":"look up best mods cause haven't played since 2021 they are all cheat mods really anyone got a list that's not just \"easily do this thing\""}
+{"text":"I've seen silver nodes above the surface on mountainsides. I think you can even use the hoe to slightly dig into the terrain to confirm there's a node, I've definitely done that with scrap iron in the swamp."}
+{"text":"At some point you might want to consider using the map generator website. You can say it spoils the exploration aspect but if you don't want to spend 40 more hours looking in the wrong area, there you go."}
+{"text":"There's one right now"}
+{"text":"What is the worst gimmick and why is it perceive?"}
+{"text":"p l e a s e w a t c h m e u s e t h e s a m e s p r i t e s a s I s l o w d o w n m y t e x t I don't even think there's a viable way to DO perceive in client. But also you're incorrect, it's actually pre-DGS-western-release Joint Reasonings"}
+{"text":"I'm still convinced most people we're actually purposefully case crashing instead of being retarded."}
+{"text":"Is there a difference?"}
+{"text":"Bump. Tomorrow at 10:30 PM PST the devs and beta testers are gonna play with everyone."}
+{"text":"looks like utter dogshit"}
+{"text":"Could anyone provide a ranked/calibrated deadlock account with like 50 games played with a decent winrate? Not looking to discuss the ethics of it or anything else just looking for a handout if possible. Much appreciated hombres."}
+{"text":"I'll sell it to you for 1 grand."}
+{"text":"title"}
+{"text":"breaks TOS The og abandoned one was free and never broke any steam ToS, if anything valve kept moving goalposts hence why it became an abandoned project (the dev kept making concessions ex-post facto, gimping his software until he finally gave up as Valve kept making amendments to its reddit-driven terms of service). While the still functional copycat was targeted for its skin unlocker feature, the real target of bans. Neither Gabe nor any of his underlings ever claimed that d+ was illegal, yet every action they took were against tools like yours because it hurts their bottom line of mindless hat consoomers. give you what i believe is the best model out there Usability before accuracy, both matter but for the end user the first one matters a lot more."}
+{"text":"The point of my model is to be accurate, lot of people got vac-banned for using o+ and you can get that info quite easily on the web. I'm adding a box you can fill if you want to analyze a match by his unique ID right now. Will be online in few hours i believe. Lazyasses like you may appreciate."}
+{"text":"lot of people got vac-banned for using o+ and 0 did for using d+ (original), already pointed out if you read that o+ is because of the skin changer which was never offered by d+ It is really good especially when it comes to pick and you are the last one which is draft-time assistance, offered by the og (no vac bans ever) and which you've also suggested as a usecase for the tool you're shilling (supposedly not yours kek) in case you didn't know the most popular add on used by top personalities for their streams is an in-client automatic insertion or whatever the fuck you meant by that"}
+{"text":"you're shilling (supposedly not yours kek)... My oc: Gonna drop here my MULTI-TOOL Keyword: \"my\". You cant read 1. is because of the skin changer No, it was because the tool used to snipe private accounts and that's against the TOS. See (1). in case you didn't know the most popular add on used by top personalities for their streams is an in-client automatic insertion or whatever the fuck you meant by that. Answered you already in . See (1). I give up, not gonna feed the troll."}
+{"text":"it was because the tool used to snipe private accounts Original dotaplus never did that, try again GIMME FEEDBACK PLS nooooooooo not like that still not my own tool btw but i really really REALLY need your feedback, just not the feedback you give! You are the troll here"}
+{"text":"Any cute mmorpgs comig out in 2026? Im looking to get into one on launch"}
+{"text":"Yeah maplestory classic next year. Should be PRETTY DAMN CUTE"}
+{"text":"would like to know as well"}
+{"text":"I want them to bring back maple story 2, what in the fuck it was fine and they just shut it down."}
+{"text":"uh..."}
+{"text":"what in the fuck it was fine That shit was NOT fine."}
+{"text":"I thought the dragon med helm was considered ultra rare and highly valuable in the original RS2 before Barrows yet 3 people are wearing one in your pic. Am I remembering something wrong? ... Nevermind. I just checked the hiscores and saw the 99-all autists on the first page which explains everything. If I hadn't forgotten my pre-Discord 2004scape account name and password I would pop back in to take a look. I guess I'll never be able to join this server now."}
+{"text":"mmos are meant to evolve hello jagex"}
+{"text":"you are now holding soup"}
+{"text":"i mean they are. companies just refuse to do them at anything other than a glacial (as in extremely slow) pace. why hasn't official classic+ happened for wow? simple. blizzard doesnt want to lol."}
+{"text":"in elementary school we made something like this"}
+{"text":"in 2025 i dont see good games i only see ai slop like steal a brainrot so recommend me some good games in roblox"}
+{"text":"its true tho"}
+{"text":"so mental retardation got it"}
+{"text":"Roblox is made up of under 13 year olds and pedos, there is no in between."}
+{"text":"roblox is a 20 year old game there are plenty of late teens and 20 somethings who grew up with it"}
+{"text":"the 3 demographics of roblox: scripting/building nerd ipad toddler pedo"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"4. complete free"}
+{"text":"Ps3 servers still running."}
+{"text":"why THEY dont let use mouse on consoles?"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Anoncraft, A Cracked Vanilla Minecraft 1.21.8 SMP for /vm/. Server IP: anoncraft.cc Map: map.anoncraft.cc Unleash your autism /vm/ and let's play some good old Minecraft. Server News: - pankike did it again award Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I don't know who runs the server but I do know who doesn't run it ??????????????????????????"}
+{"text":"some retard just wanted to steal the name to promote his own server"}
+{"text":"Okay. I can believe that."}
+{"text":"a likely story"}
+{"text":"they weren't gone when ropz was there, and I'm not sure he would have been satisfied with -rain +jcobb twistz is probably only here because they don't have to pay ropz anymore"}
+{"text":"Karrigod retires this year and the new IGL for faze will probably be broky"}
+{"text":"MY MAN LOOKS BROKYN AGAIN. WHAT HAPPENED?"}
+{"text":"twistz is probably only here because they don't have to pay ropz anymore It's because they could trade EliGE to Liquid in exchange."}
+{"text":"and they got elige to replace ropz no money left for another star player after frozen, imagine being stuck with broky and rain/jcob for 2 years+"}
+{"text":"it's up bros 92.22.239.204"}
+{"text":"does anyone wanna race?"}
+{"text":"lobby is up bros 92.22.239.204"}
+{"text":"closed, awesome races lads"}
+{"text":"The wiki was the tip-off for the original site, actually! I wanted to preserve the formatting the moment I found the link to the original JoJ. Even backed up as basic HTML and a few fixes, it's good to have on the shelf with all the other stuff I've been picking up. The Judgments were my favorite also, especially Yorick's and Riven's entries. I much preferred exploring the old canon than what came after in 2014."}
+{"text":"what are you excited about to get to experience? Fun"}
+{"text":"I much preferred exploring the old canon than what came after in 2014. the Institute of War and summoners were more interesting than the generic fantasy setup they have now I remember back then we actually talked about the lore with friends it was in the sweet spot of enhancing the game without getting in the way I don't even know what's the plot justification for the matches these days"}
+{"text":"League matches are entirely non-canonical events now, with the removal of the Institute/Summoners/Runeterra Legacy. They are purely gameplay facilitation. Their explanation now is to just provide none and shrug. Quite sad."}
+{"text":"honestly top-tier writing and the best part of old lore the Institute of War and summoners were more interesting than the generic fantasy setup they have now absolutely what fucking sad world we live in now"}
+{"text":"Devs have long since given up lol Damp Crystal:"}
+{"text":"Are you deliberately aiming at your teammates or something? How the fuck are you managing to teamkill with Neurotoxin Payload, of all overclocks? It isn't even good at direct damage."}
+{"text":"its another episode of unpromoted host hosting hz5 niggers please let me check the player level before joining I don't mind carrying shitters, but these retards will eat shit 20+ times per mission and will eventually alt+f4 mid-game"}
+{"text":"Get fucked, role autist. First come, first served, unless the situation is exceptational. Do you also run away when you see bugs, because shooting is gunner's job?"}
+{"text":"Why are you so autistic and butt blasted? Still upset after 2 days?"}
+{"text":"player agency and freedom is autsim Stop making such dogwater arguments and people will stop yelling at you. Simple as."}
+{"text":"tell souf that I love him"}
+{"text":"soon"}
+{"text":"can i get a tom in chat?"}
+{"text":"Anyone here still playing this game? What's your opinion on the new character?"}
+{"text":"How is the playerbase looking these days player count went down significantly, even then, on NA you can still find half filled lobbies at prime hours has the AI been improved at all? a bit. you generally don't see bots getting stuck on walls or at the spawn anymore"}
+{"text":"I see they've nerfed shotguns down to the normal videogame status quo of the pellets phasing out of existence past 10 feet but have left the m-10 completely untouched."}
+{"text":"left the m-10 completely untouched not sure about that one. SMGs aren't as dominant as they used to be"}
+{"text":"I fear shotguns will be hard to re-buff, between people having ptsd from s1 shotguns (despite part of their peak strength being a BUG) and the \"i'm an aim trainer grinder and shotguns are for shitters, they shouldn't be in shooters to begin with!\" sentiments some regulars have. But then again they did bive sex fox a big nerf, I thought she'd be immune to that for obvious reasons. So who knows?"}
+{"text":"I think the best thing they could do is limit most of the attachments for the universal shotguns and simply limit each to having a specific role with clearly defined effective areas. For example, the Home Defender should be the exclusive slug shotgun. It should essentially be a primary version of the m28 that trades being able to rapid fire for having a high skill ceiling tracking moving targets by having a slower projectile. From there, you can easily tweak."}
+{"text":"All of Gardensview toons are major sluts who sleep around in town orgies"}
+{"text":"A cruel question, Tooners... If you had to have five and ONLY five toons on your account, who would you pick? - Starter toon isn't included in the 5 to give some wiggle room - Unlock criteria IS required, however (e.g. you can't have Vee in your 5 without including Brightney, and owning toons like Yatta or Blot is just impossible, etc.) Eclipse is my favorite and I can live with having only one distractor toon. But sacrificing TWO whole slots to Tisha/Brightney just so I can own Vee and Shelly really hurts. It leaves no room for me to have Ginger, and I love healing as the cute cookie girl so much. Alas..."}
+{"text":"Time to post the new image in the new thread."}
+{"text":"Having your favorite is impossible Pointless question."}
+{"text":"YATTA SHALL KILL (You)"}
+{"text":"This looks super cool, joining"}
+{"text":"Awesome but there's no way to join. Steam not showing button. Invite only set?"}
+{"text":"Oh what it should be open, let me look into this here"}
+{"text":"That is just being posted by people who have a grudge for being banned on horizon. The phoenix devs are all horizon admins who quit due to horizon incompetence and finding out Aerec was doing things like unbanning his friends"}
+{"text":"phoenix is going to be a soulless poopsocking contest between faggots to grind out 75 in the shittiest gear they can in the shortest amount of time possible."}
+{"text":"proof?"}
+{"text":"I'll give you my sock when I'm done pooping in it"}
+{"text":"So just like horizon was then?"}
+{"text":"There is op weapons from crates that can one-tap unarmored players! Mob spawning is fucked up so you will need to get spawners from crates. Def won't get kids addicted to gambling! ip: traditionalmedieval.online bedrock: bedrock.traditionalmedieval.online port:50003"}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"Owner is never on so you can do whatever you want btw!"}
+{"text":"About 200/300 players, why?"}
+{"text":"Bought gym. It's small, but at least it's more interactive than the arcade. Time to stop playing until the next season, again."}
+{"text":"Also, S.H.A.D.O.W. canonically partners with Xioami Kek"}
+{"text":"another meleeslop very likely with untargetability spam This game is beyond cooked."}
+{"text":"I reached 3v3 Elite in solo q bros. So happy."}
+{"text":"play defense shut down two goal hoggers rainbow-flicking all game other team only got one real attack in the box because of me our team has not gotten a shot on goal despite the man advantage game goes into overtime get a breakaway pass ball to open guy he loses it rainbow flicking other team shoots the ball downfield no one covered the goal hoggers does not matter because the goalie missed the ball and it went in."}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"its over... only f2p can save this game..."}
+{"text":"Tends to happen when you blow half your budget on paying streamers to play it for a day. Bought hype doesn't last."}
+{"text":"made a Hytale survival server on release, also disabled players showing up on the mini-map and enabled PvP join Peridotia anons: peridotia.xyz"}
+{"text":"LIQEEUIIIIIIIIID"}
+{"text":"Racist. Exclusive. Shit talking. Real gaming. Online and multiplayer? Does it exist? I've been playing a lot of Warframe, and while it is a great game, it's not super social and sadly it's flooded with wokes and troons. Tiresome and gross. I played some Albion before, and the community was okay, had my fun, but in off-hours it was full of bugmen. And the game itself got boring pretty quick. I'm a millennial."}
+{"text":"Racism is grounded in reality. Agree. Drop a nuke on China India Israel or Africa and the world improves instantly. Team Fortress Classic and Modern Warfare 2 on PlayStation 3. Yes, believe it or not there are still servers running and you don't have to pay for PlayStation Plus"}
+{"text":"I feel like people on here get banned from places less because they're racist and more because they're obnoxious in general and they've just made being racist a huge part of their personality. Anons on the vidya boards frequently remind me of that one comic page with the KKK members complaining how the new guy can't shut up about niggers while everybody else can hold a normal conversation. Some of my friends play FF14 of all games and they've shared racist jokes their guild has made. Anyhow, CS2 is completely unmoderated on Valve servers and most people don't really give a shit regardless. Proximity VC in Rising Storm where you tell GI wife not gonna recognize him when he go home in body bag in the most stereotypical accent you can manage is a selling point and the game is also very easy to play if you have an ounce of patience, much easier than CS if you suck at shooters. If people are getting annoyed by you for what you say in these games then it's probably because you're genuinely annoying."}
+{"text":"they're obnoxious in general and they've just made being racist a huge part of their personality Correct."}
+{"text":"you just described /magog/ post 2024 anyway, it's probably TF2. maybe even half life. CS2's moderation, but with players who give even less of a fuck"}
+{"text":"one of the owners was involved with trafficking and porn I never heard about that. Huh. But yeah, Maliken calling people niggers and accusing people of having items they didn't even own, was funny. Trust fund babby roleplayed as a game dev."}
+{"text":"Did you say something about vaporeon?"}
+{"text":"tfw there are more people drawing vaporeon porn than people interested in this game."}
+{"text":"Got shit on You're chain posting about fucking imaginary animals, and I'm supposed to feel bad about passively following a game? Talk about a self-absorbed narcissist that can't answer basic questions. Keep being a retard, though. It's funny."}
+{"text":"It's not vaporware right now. It was for a long while but for the first time in a long time they appear to actually be trying to make a game instead of just spinning their wheels. That said I think actually releasing something is just to tie up loose ends and wind down the project for good so it won't be what you wanted when you backed the kickstarter and it probably won't be around very long."}
+{"text":"Its over"}
+{"text":"left it up for 16 hours on a generals board and then just idk shut it down i guess award you seem dedicated enough to run a games server i am certain of it young man"}
+{"text":"It was up for a week. It's still up, actually. I just don't care if you lot join or not. Generals board /vm/ wasn't like that in the beginning"}
+{"text":"It ended up as one. At the end of the day, all you need is 1 guy who keeps on bumping the thread, even if they're playing it by themselves. But you're fine, OP. You did as you intended. It'll take some time before your thread disappears so who knows, maybe someone interested will come along and try it if still happens to be up."}
+{"text":"I just realized it's been over 5 years since I enjoyed a multiplayer game Every game I've played in recent memory I just did because it was fotm I had to give a shot at, I wanted to complete some battlepass progression get fomo drops, pointless rank chasing and playing because I had no other game to play Give me your best recommendation to bring my joy back"}
+{"text":"Craftopia and palworld were fun for a while, anything gacha or loot crate is trash anymore."}
+{"text":"I quit games altogether. Man says on the video game board before trying to give life advice."}
+{"text":"NTA, but memories of what Star Citizen could have been by now are pretty powerful. Joss Whedon Browncoats were once a grand theme inspiration, before the neon dress-up years. To this day, I can not wear a shiny brown coat over any space suit, or a silly wool Jayne Cobb hat stuffed into my helmet."}
+{"text":"Just some pigs, sleeping."}
+{"text":"sleepig"}
+{"text":"Draining the ocean."}
+{"text":"Fastest to slowest, in blocks-per-second: 15.92 bps - Horse, Lion, Tiger 14.44 bps - Hamster 13.91 bps - Bear, Wolf 12.72 bps - Pony/Zebra 12.08 bps - Jade Rabbit, Scooter, Skateboard 11.96 bps - Fennec Fox 11.92 bps - Arctic Fox 10.87 bps - Reindeer 9.51 bps - Deer 9.06 bps - Cat/Bombay, Chicken, Dog/Malamute, Duck, Falcon, Long-tailed tit, Turkey 8.15 bps - Buffalo/Cow 7.24 bps - Pig 5.44 bps - Rabbit, Sheep 5.03 bps - On foot"}
+{"text":"It seems the latest maintenance also reset animals. There are white and brown rabbits, dogs are white, malamutes have a vivid blue. There are no longer areas overrun by ducks or cats, and animals are in general far more sparse."}
+{"text":"why isnt there was a good streaming software to play local coop games with people through the internet? parsec is total garbage and every single emulator has different problems with the last, also the shit straight up wont connect to my friend and usually the sound is totally cut out if not crackling constantly. i even tested it on two devices on my own network and had all the same problems obviously steam remote play works great but that only supports steam games"}
+{"text":"It works for non steam games too. You just place and rename the exe of your game to the game (folder) that has the SRP functionallity- and launch it like that (the \"donor\" game). I use Broforce to stream my ps2 emu. There's also Simple Light Cycles if you need another \"slot\". If you have an older game you can use clients like GameRanger instead; if the game's reliant on broken internet servers. every single emulator ...even fightcade?"}
+{"text":"EY Lets meet up and kill clankers together bros Friend me Bevo409"}
+{"text":"Lots of PvP today. What gives? We only had friendly encounters this week and only today are we getting backstabbed and assfucked even by the most helpless newbies."}
+{"text":"dem#3407 Im lowkey shitter but love killing shredders and raiders"}
+{"text":"jewish holiday"}
+{"text":"wew lad"}
+{"text":"I think this board is missing a letter. It should be /vim/, right? I love vim. Vim general. Are you using vim or neovim? Plain or with plugins? I am the neovim guy, but i dont get too fancy with my config. I just love the built in lsp"}
+{"text":"so...vim?"}
+{"text":"/v/ stands for video games /vm/ already has v in it which stands for videogames and the m stands for multiplayer, thus it is videogames/multiplayer."}
+{"text":"using vim is just performative, downvote"}
+{"text":"Schizo"}
+{"text":"helix mogs vim"}
+{"text":"I had the good luck/chance to recently play DDO's monk and FFXIV's monk recently, and it left me hungry for more monks. What other MMOs have good (I'm also fine with decent as well) monk classes?"}
+{"text":"I play City of Heroes, a martial arts scrapper is pretty fun."}
+{"text":"but one is more like goku beams Also to pimp CoH, an Energy/Martial blaster is basically Goku."}
+{"text":"FFXI has a good monk. EverQuest has a good monk."}
+{"text":"Blade and Soul's Kung Fu Master is one of the most technical yet most fun brawler class I've ever played in a game but unfortunately the game is not in a good state. I second Mystic, it's a very fun class to play but BDO is not fun to play long-term."}
+{"text":"Everquest"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"GG Ignoble GG Jeff"}
+{"text":"GG, I'm ready for ranked."}
+{"text":"I'm ready as ever! not at all"}
+{"text":"be a game about fishan with your buds add inclusion titles for troons & loons straight people ask for a title rather than be inclusive, add one sarcastically and with contempt backpedal insanely hard when normal people get offended and lie about how you didn't mean anything by it get dox'd about it and your game killed ain't shit funny"}
+{"text":"damn, you guys are still around, I miss playing with /v/, I stopped playing right before the desync was fixed...."}
+{"text":"any news on that successor game?"}
+{"text":"I couldn't help but notice that neither /vg/ nor /vm/ had a Borderlands thread. Poast SHiFT names and preferred games/difficulties here and let's see about setting up some sessions. MT_Maretrot Borderlands 2 Level 56 on Axton UVHM, TVHM also accepted I'm willing to either start from level 30 or continue my level 56 Axton's playthrough -- currently about to enter the Bloodshots' base to rescue Roland."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Comment"}
+{"text":"Realised that I never posted my final build for Digistruct Peak. It's pretty much a shitter build but I can certify that it works for a shitter like me so it should work for people having trouble on Gaige. Skills: max out ricochet skills max out Blood Soaked Shields + mag regen Anarchy shield for Deathtrap rest of the points into elemental stuff I had 1 point left so I put it into Interspersed Outburst but I don't like it. I don't need help slagging, and the screen-wide blast effect is really fugly. I hate it. Gear: DPUH Corrosive Fibber Blockhead Corrosive Topneaa Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Why do you want a low magic missle?"}
+{"text":"Because I killed myself often with the higher damage ones, like when fighting against Rabid Skags and Scorch."}
+{"text":"All players must follow the Minecraft Usage Guidelines, the Minecraft Community Standards, and the Xbox Community Standards that you agreed to when creating your Minecraft account. Do not create builds, structures, or any other content relating to harmful ideas, hateful symbols, or hateful speech. It has been going downhill since the mid 2010s back when nu-Hause took over and the jewtubers discovered it but this is a new low"}
+{"text":"harmful ideas"}
+{"text":"Hi"}
+{"text":"This. Been reddit shit forever. I'd rather play vintage story with anons or if I do minecraft, i'd rather do intcraft."}
+{"text":"so what they'll shut down servers where people make swastikas in them or something?"}
+{"text":"lol wtf"}
+{"text":"Nice, did you find a cut or just simply maneuvered the track better?"}
+{"text":"Kartin' for a bit."}
+{"text":"I beat myself by a longshot lol"}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"It's just a shitty fix/buff for solo queuers because of how they fucked up matchmaking and killed the game, so now people don't just dip out and ragequit. It's become just a step above the three strikes LTM, so more like \"Two strikes\""}
+{"text":"I just found it funny to meet a /magog/chud outside of /magog/."}
+{"text":"this is magog..."}
+{"text":"so, who's gonna make the new thread? Hurry up already and this time don't use such a dogshit ugly image ty"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD Hope you like it faggot"}
+{"text":"Half the thread was just retarded guild drama and Lull pretending to be new for the 50th time Grim."}
+{"text":"Learn to read"}
+{"text":"Forget how to Read"}
+{"text":"Stop asking gameplay questions this thread is for posting about (not) Bullies only"}
+{"text":"forced \"gameplay discussion\" damage control to try and save the clique narrative Grim."}
+{"text":"They fixed everything"}
+{"text":"It's good we have a thread for this. I was there when we were on /vg/ at launch. It looked fun then and even if they aren't really touching pvp yet it looks pretty fun now if there is a decent pve endgame to augment the pvp side."}
+{"text":"no nudity No they didn't"}
+{"text":"Where's the release date"}
+{"text":"No date confirmed so end of January at the earliest but likely February."}
+{"text":"Still no full PVE servers?"}
+{"text":"Who is the artist who made this? It's so good."}
+{"text":"is this an official art ?"}
+{"text":"haven't posted here in awhile just been doing challenges in dofus"}
+{"text":"Fan art by JongHae Lee"}
+{"text":"Only #true AMERICAN PATRIOTS have the ultimate NEO EAGLE"}
+{"text":"New Year Edition: Game News Next update is going to be an industrial update with some random filler \"immersion\" shit. Server News nOG is trucking along - although the server base is pretty thoroughly split along three cities and homesteading solo. Follow the TL train and find us at Edin, Joyless 2.0, and Thule as we figure out what works best for everyone. Thule and Joyless have been growing. Joyless is slowly becoming the new jewl of the south. Thule is shaping up to be a new BSE to rival those that came before. For some reason there has been a recent influx of migrants back to Edin. Since some of the political changes and new infrastructure, Edin has been growing. /vm/ Vintage Story (nOG or noggers) 144.126.153.101:29400 A newer server with the culture and people of OG. lightly modded and focused on preserving builds/lasting a long time. Essentially OG's replacement. Modded Weekend Serb: 174.73.170.143:42420 Join for heavily modded weekend fun and shenanigans. Only open on the weekend, the new server is fantasy southeast Asia themed. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"whiny faggot gatekept by cocksucker memes You are spiritually weak and deserve every bad thing that happens to you for being this flaccid of a wet noodle. Your favorite class is probably (male)factor"}
+{"text":"unfinished road not even connected to the first TL Oh yeah? Well I destroyed edin and flooded spawn with lava."}
+{"text":"chigvonrichtofen left this ode to Worms I kneel"}
+{"text":"Do fish not spawn in colder climates? I did the slightly colder spawn but it's still all forests and plains etc but in every body of water there's not a single fish. Wtf is this bs"}
+{"text":"Watching Nargg paint at Thule"}
+{"text":"I have an AMD Ryzen 7 8845 w/ Radeon 780M Graphics and 16 GB of RAM. What changes do /vm/ recommend me to improve the quality of my games in ranked? Also, Valorant thread. What are your lore implications for the Act 3?"}
+{"text":"You're wrong, refresh rate is always worth it on everything."}
+{"text":"I tried getting into this game but the mechanic of buying stuff every round just annoys me."}
+{"text":"Here's your hint for the new agent."}
+{"text":"freepass gun skin is for the frenzy not the bandit what were they thinking who even buys a frenzy these days"}
+{"text":"Adding darkoko in the next op"}
+{"text":"we could play comfy coop vs clankers zero-k right now..."}
+{"text":"doko"}
+{"text":"Almost a thousand posts Barely any games Why are you people even here? Go back to /vg/."}
+{"text":"anarchy server discord"}
+{"text":"Are there any good online co-op or multiplayer games that can help me make friends?"}
+{"text":"Minecraft"}
+{"text":"I have okay luck with CS lobbies assuming you're okay with shit talk and autism"}
+{"text":"I will game with you if u have any of the same games as me , whats your discord OP ill add ya"}
+{"text":"you need to play shit that actually necessitates teamwork and practically forces you to talk (on voice, not texting like scared little trannies) to each other if you want to succeed. Unfortunately 99% of multiplayer games don't do this and the ones that do are mostly unfun turboautistic cancer like counter strike"}
+{"text":"contrary to what people say it's hard to find true friends in video games anon. A friend is not only your partner in gooning and vidya, a friend is someone you can trust and rely on and vice-versa. Most people don't take vidya acquaintances seriously, or at least I don't."}
+{"text":"steam early access launch in 14 hours. any other neet losers gonna be trying out this game? i dont wanna join one of these gay discord guilds that are advertising themselves in the official discord because theyre all either trying to appeal to everyone at the same time or theyre for like le comfy dad gamers that WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD blah blah blah. add me on discord \"imwawo\" if interested ;3;"}
+{"text":"a little bit like eve online with player driven economies (I think?). pretty much also don't forget the PK, keep us posted how that works out in this one, thanks. As an OG EVE-Online carebear, the mandatory PK was always the worst and best part to me. Very curious how they're gona balance it here."}
+{"text":"I've been following this game's development for years, stopping in 2025 so I'd be surprised by the launch, and I just found out RIGHT NOW that early access has already been out for a month. I didn't get an e-mail from the newsletter. I went to check for a general in /vg/, nothing, not even in the archive. Then I went to /v/, nothing. So I came here and find a month-old thread with 50 posts? That's it? What the hell happened? Is is THAT dead on arrival?"}
+{"text":"I was thinking the same thing, but yeah, 48.99 € is high for me, even if it doesn't have a subscription (AFAIK) right now due to being in alpha. I did not read past the first sentence It gets worse, if true."}
+{"text":"Guess when Asmongold forgets you because of WW3 and stops promoting you, shit goes poof quick."}
+{"text":"barebones unfinished bad game with forced FFA pvp = recipe for failure"}
+{"text":"this is superior to blizzard servers in every way"}
+{"text":"blizzard uses layering, turtle wow doesnt. imagine voluntarily paying $15/month to play on a layered (required) server, you see like 10 people in stormwind hahahahhahahahaahahahahahahaha xD"}
+{"text":"Wow there's 5k people online 8 people fighting over the first kobold that pops This guy's level 8 wtf is he even doing here Peak worlda warcraft"}
+{"text":"why launcher says it's offline since 2 weeks ago?"}
+{"text":"layering is good because i have already given up as the default to any conflict.i only want to see other players if they are nice and like transgendered people"}
+{"text":"you probably need the new launcher, TWoW's launcher is always in varying stages of broken"}
+{"text":"DESTROY MEMES OR DESTROY PLAYERS SHOOT THEM ALL eatpix.io"}
+{"text":"It's better now a little bit more"}
+{"text":"Gameplay is boring and it's a slog to kill someone else. Maybe make TTK quicker, fast movement or have stuff like sniper/shotguns etc."}
+{"text":"skill issue"}
+{"text":"I created an Anarchy server in Hytale, named oldtale.org. I created a website and announced the server on some Reddit posts. Although I had 15 players on the first day, it's now empty. Do you have any ideas on how to attract players?"}
+{"text":"I didn't know this game a thread that's nice. Any guilds recruiting? New character soon."}
+{"text":"Fully remade most of the structures, changed lights and stuff. Map layouts are the same from before though. All maps were cut to only have two areas max plus boss room. Calia soon. Because NA server. Literally. You forgot to mention that all curves can also be obtained from events or logging rewards. Most of the time they only give signature outfits but once in a while exclusive costumes are given away. Also some costumes are really cheap with gold so there's that. If next gacha is another recollection crystal it might be available for a decent price with gold. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"New character soon. Quite frankly there is an absurd count now. Imagine doing dailies for all of them to get some random event trinket that's only given one at a time."}
+{"text":"guh"}
+{"text":"Just unlink your Steam account from your Nexon account from their (Nexon's) website. Note that if you play any other Nexon games on Steam like The First Descent or Blue Archive it'll fuck over your progress there next time you try to log in. I guess you probably could just keep unlinking and relinking different accounts but that'd probably get tiresome fast."}
+{"text":"Question. Whats better than two big buff sweaty men pounding on each other? Answer? Being able to play as those men. So I ask an important question. What fighting game has the best yaoi?"}
+{"text":"want to talk about coop games and get recommendations for new coop games /coop/ on /vg/ is literally just a Darktide general /vm/ has generals for individual coop games, but no generals for people who enjoy coop games as a whole Let's try to fix that I guess. what are your favorite coop games? what are you playing currently? any new/upcoming games you're interested in?"}
+{"text":"Ad far as I know they ruined the game by giving clans too much power and the ability to exclude other players, if I remember correctly it also caused infighting because clans want to take the best spots. Also filled with discordfags. I never played because I heard it's complete shit for normal people."}
+{"text":"It's pretty important that co-op games welcome people who don't want to join cliques and discord cults. I like it when I can just hop into a lobby with strangers, shoot shit for an hour, and leave. Not opposed to playing with or making friends through these games, but both styles need to be viable"}
+{"text":"waiting for new coop games to crop up, don't want to buy Helldivers or play Darktide, friends got married and no longer play vidya so \"friendslop\" games won't be an option for me your favorite COOP games Left4Dead 1-2 was great, we even had an unspoken rule to always deliver Gnome Chompsky to the concert stage Magicka is also something we played but never finished, fun game but it takes time to get used to controls Zeno Clash 2, combat system is fun it is a shame the ends with no answers Borderlands, finished first game with a friend, even one of the DLCs, we never finished the second game, nobody wanted to play 3rd instalment Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, the only redeeming feature of that game honorable mention to Vermintide, sunk 2000+ hours into it sadly on my own games I didn't like Killing Floor 1, maps and enemies felt samey, class grinding felt obnoxious Portal 2, finished with a friend, never particularly liked the puzzle solving games and more often it was just trying every solution under the sun until we succeeded, people kept tormenting me for years to play it again with them Two Worlds 2, good for laughing at the ridiculous game but otherwise complete garbage"}
+{"text":"Killing Floor 1 You're welcome to dislike it, obviously. Not saying your opinion is wrong. I've just never heard the maps be described as samey. Maps like Farm, West London and Biotics Lab are wildly different in gameplay. Not even mentioning the vast amount of modded maps that vary in levels of schizophrenia"}
+{"text":"Perhaps he's wondering how is that scab is screaming after getting their head exploded."}
+{"text":"Yeah legit, need more blood bowl gamers."}
+{"text":"wut games u got"}
+{"text":"blood bowl, age of wonders 4, ut2k4, phasmophobia, Deep Rock Galactic, Counterstrike, Pixelmon Minecraft, Off the top of my head."}
+{"text":"Gamelist i guess"}
+{"text":"I'm on the group, I play shooter games usually. Right now I'm with a medieval itch or something, I play Elden Ring, Dark and Darker, Hytale and Guild Wars 1."}
+{"text":"I like HORI sticks"}
+{"text":"SBMM promotes “total fairness” where everyone ideally goes 1 - 1 SBMM normalizes the idea that everyone should have the same rate of success — regardless of effort or practice SBMM demoralizes the player by preventing the player from having amazing games. Amazing is offensive. An amazing game for you means other people didn’t have an amazing game. That’s not fair! You MUST go 24-22 on average. Companies claim SBMM is good for engagement, but games had way more concurrent players back before such strong SBMM was the norm. SBMM is a political statement. It’s a form of control. It wouldn’t surprise me if the elitist pedophiles mandated that all major game companies include SBMM in their competitive games."}
+{"text":"It's because shitters who are in the top 10% of player skill want to noobstomp on the bottom 90% of players. They can handle losing 1/10 games because they know they aren't the best, but winning most of their games still feels good."}
+{"text":"SBMM haters are just bullies who want to beat weaker people I just want to relax and kill people If the game feels easy to you it means it's hard for your opponent, from his POV you're the tryhard I just want to try goofy strategies and not play serious Then just play how you want and lose, once you go down enough in ranks you'll settle in a rank that fits your casual playstyle why are my teammates either idiots or pro players stop acting like anyone worse than you is a noob and anyone better than you is a tryhard you're not the unique person in the world that found the perfect balance between gaming vs IRL, you are not special"}
+{"text":"super mario brothers mario maker is communism?"}
+{"text":"Don't be a TERF."}
+{"text":"Even accepting that, it goes both ways. It's very hard for above average players to improve if they're primarily matched with people worse than them. I'd regularly stomp and get accused of cheating in games without SBMM but I still had so much room to improve and only did when I played a game with ranked. I'd also just argue if you want to improve and are actually thinking about what you're doing and why then you also will get good very rapidly fighting people on your level. Certainly you'll go much further than you would if your opponents afterwards were mostly worse than you. Like I picked up fighting games awhile ago, most of which have notoriously bad SBMM, and it was genuinely annoying getting good at them and being stuck fighting people worse than me and building up tons of bad habits. I don't mean you, to be clear, but when people spout that argument vehemently and insist shitters don't wanna improve while ragging on SBMM I feel like they're just saying worlds about themselves and their own lack of desire to actually get good."}
+{"text":"(you)"}
+{"text":"they're giving sg and hs damage so they aren't as useless"}
+{"text":"They should let sg go over prot caps"}
+{"text":"They should let Erg go over sex caps."}
+{"text":"roblox isn't getting punished for this at all lol lmao I think someone said this before, but roblox is literally the only gaming outlet for poorfag and normalfags, they are willing to take anything at this point and get raped by roblox, why own a console or buy a pc with the ram price increase when you can just play roblox on your phone that has \"all the games\"? No matter how shitty a roblox update is, people will not be fucking outraged for it properly, infact, the era of outrage is long dead now, why bite the hand that feeds you? If roblox was still niche, this could have done some serious damage to roblox but its too late now."}
+{"text":"at this point games are just literal simplistic 2010s Roblox games but brainrot themed, \"[verb]s offline\", and \"[big number]/s\""}
+{"text":"like you can literally take some old ass game like build to survive zombies and reskin it to build to survive brainrots or apocalypse rising -> brainrot apocalypse, where the zombies are just replaced with brainrots and it'll be the next big thing"}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"became \"popular\" I forgot to put that, but honestly I got no idea"}
+{"text":"You guys have any run ideas for 2026? I’m thinking trying a prison start."}
+{"text":"One fun bug I discovered in MP is if you insert a VHS into a TV, you can never get rid of the VHS tape from your inventory again except by inserting it into a TV."}
+{"text":"have they fixed my cock yet"}
+{"text":"i can smell her dick cheese from here"}
+{"text":"You have no opinion on this subject. My opinion was validated that you're desperately still clinging to this kusoge despite even more awful changes and additions"}
+{"text":"Thats nice dear, run along and play fornite or whatever."}
+{"text":"Great thread, thank you"}
+{"text":"a long awaited Infiltrator rework that people have been begging for since launch. and are these \"people\" in the game with us right now?"}
+{"text":"Yeah me, scope glint is so fucking funny dude I wish I could hack people's game's and listen to their mics like google and microsoft does and hear them swearing when I start doming them with an AR while they're still invisible."}
+{"text":"Every 30 seconds, you get a random item. Explore floating worlds, build your base among the stars, and trade your way through a player-driven economy. Griefing allowed! Worlds: Spawn: Three floating islands — crates, NPC traders, and access to the mines. Space: A world of floating biomes where players create bases and form clans. Mines: Descend to gather ores that regenerate over time… but beware the strange creatures. Custom resource pack: new items, GUIs, and more. Java IP: 30timers.holy.gg Version: 1.21.8+"}
+{"text":"haze skin . . .where?"}
+{"text":"if you don't like X you MUST be Y kill yourself"}
+{"text":"it's over for me I don't have hand I'm washed and now have to play tank"}
+{"text":"new and updated bread since we are in page 9"}
+{"text":"2B2T spawn is actually tiny compared to p-anarchy. If you want to try the hardest Minecraft spawn of all time, go to mc.p-anarchy.com Website is www.p-anarchy.com"}
+{"text":"Ease up Hause. He’s talking about Qbasty. Qbasty is more than welcome on this thread. I see a lot of potential in 6b6tHytale."}
+{"text":"Ooops! Sorry Daddy <3 you know I’m your pitbull grrr uwu"}
+{"text":"Big sparkly peckerwood"}
+{"text":"UWU HOW BIG? Inches not centimetres pls"}
+{"text":"Let’s pull this thread back on track. Hardest Minecraft Anarchy Spawns The Master List (from hardest to easiest descending): 1. P-anarchy 2. 9b9t 3. Constantiam/OldFag 4. 6b6t 5. Jonarchy 6. 2b2t"}
+{"text":"no there’s always fat femboy mexican anime fans “nazi” pedophiles and mare fair on the right. i hope this is all a joke but it doesn’t feel like it. this is just another hell pit but with a different coat of paint."}
+{"text":"Well, both sides always have their freaks... but one side have more freaks than the other. (we all know what side is) But yeah, even freedom needs limits, specially moral limits."}
+{"text":"ugh... your logic is sound. I concede"}
+{"text":"That's pretty cool but where are the epstein files? Release the names"}
+{"text":"thinking someone judging them will have any effect on a tooner I wear my dandy wurl merch irl, you have no power here"}
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+{"text":"/vmg/ is a place to discuss all types of mobile games, including both Android and iOS, phones and tablets. Please note that Nintendo and Sony handhelds are considered consoles, and that threads pertaining to those platforms and their gaming titles should be posted elsewhere. Does this mean discussion of mobile games is banned on other video game boards? No! /vmg/ is just a separate board specifically focused on mobile games where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"Here's to another year-long thread! Leaked upcoming banners: Spirit Society Aizen and Orient Society Bambietta TYBW Yachiru, Nemu and Nanao Xmas Noel and Ninny Xmas Giselle, Bazz-B and Meninas"}
+{"text":"on the other you all could just squeeze out a couple more years because bleach is just that strong of a brand EoS will come once the anime ends. Anon will keep crying in vain until then."}
+{"text":"KLab has been making extremely stupid decisions lately to the point that I have no desire to summon on the latest banners despite having over 70k orbs."}
+{"text":"have people vote in a big poll release the two winners but make them both NAD I think KLab wants their game to EoS."}
+{"text":"Same, I have about 20k orbs and I'm just so fucking over it. The faggots could if kept the fire lit with EoY but nope, the retarded fuck ass japs couldn't even get that right with Shunsui. So now what? Its just gonna be seasonal/alt bullshit from now until whatever the fuck anniversary is gonna be. I dont think I have the interest anymore to keep logging into this fuck ass game everyday."}
+{"text":"new update rolls I'm still getting black screen right after the logo There's an explanation for this?"}
+{"text":"HAPPY THIRD ANNIVERSARY Current November event Nayuta and Liberalio banner (3nd anniversary banners) Upcoming November event Soline alt banner Upcoming December event Christmas Limited banners New Years Eve banners"}
+{"text":"leave for six months come back thread is dead as fuck wha happun"}
+{"text":"last thread hit bump limit"}
+{"text":"I made a fan art for the label"}
+{"text":"WhatsApp_Image Really?"}
+{"text":"I'm new here, didn't realize the filename mattered"}
+{"text":"A game for intellectuals, who may even be capable of reading, maybe."}
+{"text":"Heck yeah. We can lock mailpieces now!"}
+{"text":"I just noticed that the roar jukebox has (decorative) teeth. Holy hell"}
+{"text":"No......... Not you...... NOT YOU!!!!!! It's finally done!"}
+{"text":"Today just isn't your day... The rest of the patch should treat you better."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to playing to roguelike mode especially! Also I got Hissabeth while rolling for Beryl so it's OK I heard she's pretty good on the Marcus team."}
+{"text":"Did you summon for anyone on the new Sacred Stones banner, or on any of the other still current banners (Winter, NY, 8%)?"}
+{"text":"thanks for the reminder to vote i didn't even think about the fact that her chibi wasn't mounted, will be neat, if not for the one millionth blue unit in shadows"}
+{"text":"this paralogue is fucked up what the hell"}
+{"text":"Paralogues have been deranged for some time now. The logical end result of giving seasonals all these wacky prfs stacking a million different effects."}
+{"text":"he didn't roll for Harmonic Lyn and Ninja Gullveig he didn't remix and refine his Seidr"}
+{"text":"not hyped for the new story anyway"}
+{"text":"are you hyped for anything in life"}
+{"text":"elf girl"}
+{"text":"eeeeewwwwww"}
+{"text":"New Vanguard dropped a few days ago known as Palekar and I think she's cute and you can never have enough Dark elves. I like her so far and the event isn't too bad. I like the tower defense aspect of some of the missions. I was expecting it to be bad but it was fun honestly."}
+{"text":"Just got Valeta from the standard discount banner event, what a slutty hag."}
+{"text":"That might be the worst possible design for re-da-da lmao"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is using butterflies for pulls just do a cash discount on all of them"}
+{"text":"I assume their fucking rerun banner this time has virtually nobody pulling on it."}
+{"text":"Thank you May'n for saving the franchise"}
+{"text":"fuck, egoegg radio is ending"}
+{"text":"That's a bummer. Is anything going to be replacing it or is donuts losing the radio timeslot outright? IIRC the show played on an actual radio station in Osaka (unlike the other \"let's hype up the live\" shows, which were all internet based)."}
+{"text":"But Donuts own the station..."}
+{"text":"Seems dumb by donuts to willingly throw out their only terrestrial means of advertising the project. Did they say what program was replacing it or no?"}
+{"text":"The new monthly DJ events called EGOEGG Showcase I guess. This is on top of DigNite I think. Dignite will be headlined by a non-EGG seiyuu, accompanied by 2 eggs and other guests. It is hosted by Donuts. Showcase will be headlined by all 4 eggs, maybe with guests. It is hosted by Peta (Donuts' seiyuu agency)"}
+{"text":"It's out, anyone playing?"}
+{"text":"2 more weeks until 1st Anni. I wonder what's their plan for it."}
+{"text":"If it's going to end, is there really a need to make players wait 7 days? If it's over, Iet players know right away"}
+{"text":"Are all of these kadokawa shows? They seem to be really good at making games that last for a couple years and then shutting down. Really good at squeezing the bucks out of isekaitards."}
+{"text":"Shangri-la Frontier is Kodansha while Tsukimichi is Alphapolis so it isn't just Kadokawa"}
+{"text":"how long until frieren gets put in"}
+{"text":"Biannual Aether Gazer thread"}
+{"text":"6 hours left on the Skuld event, Skin discounts etc"}
+{"text":"I wanted to keep playing this game, but I just can't find the time to keep grinding. Sorry bros."}
+{"text":"Back to Chinaland we go."}
+{"text":"how to skip ultimate animations?"}
+{"text":"Only chain skill animations can be skipped. Settings > Settings > Skillchain settings > Simple mode"}
+{"text":"I stopped playing this shit because I can't find a good game with so many shitty trolls, now I only play vs AI"}
+{"text":"The matches are already setup before you even start playing. It's like in PVZ2 where you play against a recording, meaning your result is already predetermined before the game starts. That's why it's called dark system. The only real way to win is to find a way to play only against bots and thus be able to climb to the highest ranks. I'm sure someone here knows how to do it but so far no one has told me anything. Because definitely there are ways."}
+{"text":"Maybe we could try using a VPN to change our location to a country where we can be absolutely sure that no one plays this game, like maybe some african shithole, or some island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, or maybe haiti Then the game will be forced to fill all matches with bots even in ranked"}
+{"text":"you think the dark system is your ally? you merely adopted the dark system I was born in it, molded by it"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on Kairi?"}
+{"text":"Don't care about those fags My favorite unc's team didn't even make it"}
+{"text":"I can't marry Anessa yet"}
+{"text":"bro there are wedding skins?"}
+{"text":"She didn't say she was against you marry everyone after..."}
+{"text":"Elizabeth needs to get her mid season upgrade already.Its crazy how she is apparently able to take Kay on 1v1 but in game shes fucking pathetic."}
+{"text":"Cute girl and robots"}
+{"text":"Definitely melee. You'll want her to be jumping around like a jacked up rabbit."}
+{"text":"the extra movement on the MG and the free aiming on the Sniper Rifle are amazing they also get to use 4 passive modules instead of 3 i haven't rainbowed them either and then there's the Sylvie and Naomi unique weapons, who I feel need that tiny leg up"}
+{"text":"Future contents will be unplayable without unique weapons. Pilots are balanced around them bro. It's also a way for them to buff old pilots"}
+{"text":"How do you get unique weapons? I can't even defeat castilla on armed conflict"}
+{"text":"all the bosses have gay gimmicks that you need to play around you need to complete each achievement at least once for each boss to unlock the final boss use a once per day mercenary from your guild (Milkymamas on Milkhama) just slowly get stronger from your dailies i think once you beat the final boss you can just sweep weekly Castilla charges up AP with his rockets, then does a 600% machine gun attack. Surround him so he can't move and so his rockets hit nobody and bring a guardian to use their GUTS shield for that 600% attack. I borrowed a Kelly to sniper his body down, because he has high armor against multi-hit attacks"}
+{"text":"Im surprised this game doesnt have a thread. Decided Id be the change I want to see in the world. This thread is for anything Bleach Soul Resonance related. Upcoming banner (Starting December 5th): SSR Toshirou SR Rukia SR Momo Codes: BLEACH88 - Gold BLEACH999 - Gold ICHIGO2859 - 5x Member's Insight, 5x Tamahagane I, and 3K Kan BLEACH11 - 50x Spiritual Jade, 1x Captain's Insight, and 10K Kan BSR666 - 5x Member's Insight, 5x Tamahagane I, and 3K Kan BSRSEAKOL - 2x Full Assault Omamori, 2x Tactic Omamori, and 2x Support Omamori BLEACHOB - 50x Spiritual Jade, 1x Tamahagane III, and 5K Kan Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"if you reroll for gin and his weapon stamp (or multiple copies of Gin) you can potentially save 100 pulls it's time consuming as fuck, though. however now is the best time to reroll because you get 50 pulls in the mail"}
+{"text":"game is 2 months old today"}
+{"text":"Should I skip Gin?"}
+{"text":"At this point yes, especially if you aren't able to get his bond from the current event. Honestly the best way to operate is to save enough for the character+weapon guarantee, pull for that new character at the beginning of their event, and then use their boost to clear everything and farm dupes."}
+{"text":"skip all males B6 Nel"}
+{"text":"bread for the cute and cozy lifesim game available on ios, android and steam enjoy different hobbies, explore the town and island, meet new friends, and build your dream home"}
+{"text":"so this and Petit Planet, hopefully that comes out this year. Maybe both get console versions"}
+{"text":"Fuck I forgot 3.0 dropped too! Is this the year of Cozy life sims?"}
+{"text":"haha if you have a dog and a 2 seater vehicle, you can take your dog on a ride"}
+{"text":"is it possible to make flat roofs?"}
+{"text":"i use regular flooring as flat roof for one of my structures and use half walls to border it for a more finished look you can also unlock some wall structure at level 19 to use instead of half walls"}
+{"text":"You will finally be able to roll for everyone's favorite leather daddy."}
+{"text":"I went from a million essence to a couple thousand after getting my 3* locke and tyrantino to 5*. About 700 bells worth of pulls were needed to get that much essence. I think it's fine the way it is now."}
+{"text":"should i use some of my gold shards to make leo a 3 star is he worth using on fire tower or is his healing is just bad no matter what"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't use gold shards on anything that's availible in the standard banner. If you have a 4-5* shibahiko I would invest in him instead. A 3* XXL has similar performance to a 5* XL, but need more investment."}
+{"text":"Do you have a 4/5* Kagekuni instead? Even if you don't, healers are niche and fire tower is doable without a healer. Save your shards for someone more impactful."}
+{"text":"oh I have maxxed beernox and have maxxed all L+M but tamamaru with their passives maxxed too"}
+{"text":"stinky smelly gala wash your tail and ears"}
+{"text":"I guess we can expect Cassadee buffs. Confirmed on that update: she and Lenya are getting their S++"}
+{"text":"Big men enjoyers (me) eating good. Also grabbing Solise for my Wilders, she cute. The two bishounen are skips."}
+{"text":"I think the blue one's going to die. Assuming we're getting 7 normal heroes this season as well: Solise Silven Zorya The others are probably Pippa (squirrel: arena import like Solise) Big man Filler Evie because her skills were datamined during Wildborn season"}
+{"text":"The Stella Link Carnival Event Free Quests and Event Sales will be ending on the 28th 20:00 JST. While the Main Quests, Challenge Quests, Banner will end on November 4th 14:00 JST. There's also a Score Attack Challenge Simulator Quest SSS-Rank - Lantern-Type Kaibutsu that will end on November 12th 14:00 JST. Did you manage to score at least 90,000 points to get all the Ether Stones from the Score Attack Challenge Simulator Quest? Did you Summon on the Stella Link Carnival Banner or did you skip it? Now with Barrel being the start of 2nd Alts who do you think will get their 2nd Alt next?"}
+{"text":"No Isaribi event rerun???"}
+{"text":"I figured they'd squeeze in a rerun but it's a bit of a surprise it's not Super Catch! Battleship Fishers then again they did rerun Santa Claus Workout just before Chocolate Seekers last year. hope that their accessories are good. I hope so too since accessories tend to feel lackluster more often than not. I was hoping that Star Insignia Pubraseer's accessory would have a costume change to reflect his alternate art like how Wild Freedom Sadayoshi's accessory did. the horse still kicks my ass. Yeah Moriyasu's 2nd Skill potently hitting the same Hero multiple times along with the fact he immediately uses it after falling under 50% HP and also healing himself to try to get back over 50% sucks. I cheesed that Quest with an unserious test run with double Tidal Surge Alphecca chipping away at everyone's HP with their AOE passive damage and towards the end with Flower Dancer Flamier's AOE Burn so they could be taken out quickly as possible so they couldn't fully capitalize off the 20% Atk boost for each enemy defeated or the ability to act twice a turn if there are only two enemies left. Maybe it will get reran after this years upcoming Valentine's Event since they could have just reran it's Banner alongside Light Years Illumination like they've done with other Events recently."}
+{"text":"live-a-hero.jp/info/5918 Next Thursday, so 29th, the next installment of the character upgrade tree will come out. The characters this time is \"The Chaser\" Alchiba and \"Cool Gunfighter\" Barrel."}
+{"text":"Latest announcement CN publisher: self-published JP publisher: Yostar KR publisher: Nexon GL publisher: ???"}
+{"text":"AP will be a yuri game, deal with it."}
+{"text":"this but unironically"}
+{"text":"That's the thing, you try to lump up AP with a gachas where there are only a few stages with mobs, stamina dump and some visual novel to make it look like a game. AP has kibos, kibos are farmable via open world (open world actually has meaning, unlike other games) AP has crafting system which is tied to kibos, your base and open world. You farm kibos to for crafting, for resources management, for compat, for kibo related activities. There is mix of manual crafting/catching and management. The is also RPG side because you teach kibos unique skills taking them to different boss fights. There is timesink, because the amount of time to get shiny and high grade kibos is potentially infinite. Plus new kibos with new biomes will be introduces constantly. There are kibos vs kibos and all that shit they promised to have on release. All that is separate from usual combat, the only place where your gacha pulls matter and even there kibos are probably more important (at least on the beta the dragon kibo was superior to any playable character in terms of damage output and you could take 3 of them and simply rotate spamming their AoE). This game monetization is not interferring with their game loop, this is what makes it good and what makes all other gachas shit, because in other gachas gameplay is treated as marketing tool to sell characters rather than something made with player enjoyment and engagement in mind. They do this because they know hot waifus will sell anyway even though they aren't exactly needed for anything particularly important in the game."}
+{"text":"not reading allat"}
+{"text":"All that is separate from usual combat, the only place where your gacha pulls matter and even there kibos are probably more important Gonna stop you spreading misinformation right there. The reason kibos seem OP as fuck compared to the pullable female characters is their constellation system is still locked in the beta. The girls only feel so weak because the combat and balancing aren't ready yet. And we don't even know if they're going to release non-farmable banner-exclusive kibos. If those release the farmable ones are just going to be obsolete fast, collectible trash to waste time on in the gameplay loop. That already happened in another gacha I used to play, the farmable kibos were trash, the banner-exclusive ones were relatively OP and the pullable girls were OP as fuck. The other anon already said that the equipment system, pet system, farming system, dupe system, weapon system, etc. weren't even done it was a menu mockup, they have in fact changed how that works like 3 times between betas. Nothing is set in stone yet. You're pulling shit out of your ass saying the kibos are more important than the girls when the girls are the main way this game makes money and they haven't even figured out the monetization yet."}
+{"text":"just started it, its pretty fun and unique, wish it was marketed more, was kinda dissapointed the road in op didnt exist and there is no personal house for you instead of building in the town square, anyways its still pretty neat, if any anon stills plays it wanna add each other?"}
+{"text":"there are some panty shots if you character trips"}
+{"text":"Nah, they're wearing bloomers/shorts underneath. Some girls do have big tits, but they all use the same model. But god, why can't the models smile? The flat faces make all photos look boring."}
+{"text":"Praying for a word freed from heretical underwear"}
+{"text":"I have two questions: Is the process of downloading the apk on the mega from the wiki, downloading the modinstaller for the EN translation, and registering my email on the Korean version completely safe for me and my phone? Is it true that I can pick MCs of different ages and that affects the story?"}
+{"text":"Is there any place to check the units/skins that JP is lacking for being 1 year behind KR?"}
+{"text":"Soulworker collab Well, I didn't expect that. Are the units still available in KR, and do we know if they will be available in JP?"}
+{"text":"Are the units still available in KR, and do we know if they will be available in JP? Since it was a collab, the event happen simultaneous in the KR server and the JP server, all units are still available BUT the event wasn't permanent, at least in the JP server (because is the one i play) you can get them in the gacha pool since i think they got added as permanent characters if you are lucky enough or you just can buy them with tuna in the shop pic related"}
+{"text":"Was Salieri free? I don't remember getting him at all until one if those class gachas."}
+{"text":"He's story locked (LB1)"}
+{"text":"Do you get a free copy for clearing LB1?"}
+{"text":"EEEEEEEEKKUSU"}
+{"text":"Just a couple days and I'll finally get my two missing Santas. Then I'm just missing Summer Ishtar and the other two Valkyries. Need to wait until mid February for free Altera NP levels"}
+{"text":"Brawl stars thread GIGI edition"}
+{"text":"holy shit this whole event is so bad"}
+{"text":"I think they're fine as a way to give brawlers more ompf but yeah the main issue is that its all random and expensive. If the devs really wanna keep random part, than they need to turn power points into coins already. Atleast then people don't need to have wait so long for one resource to be enough for them."}
+{"text":"i think the reason they're forcing everyone to play only one gamemode is to find what times are the game most active based on the gamemode available. I think the point of this whole event was to get player data to see what gamemodes does the playerbase enjoy and play the most versus what they don't enjoy and play the least."}
+{"text":"The execution is dogshit if that's their aim"}
+{"text":"verily, I'm expecting a new change to how gamemodes and maps rotate on ladder though."}
+{"text":"Housamo's 9th Anniversary has been announced! A new Banner featuring Demiurge, Gunzo, and Kyuma as Limited Characters will start tomorrow and will run until December 12th. A Login Bonus starts on the 29th will run until December 5th where you can get different items everyday. If you login at least once during the Anniversary Campaign you'll get 150 Transient Stones, 10 million Coins, My Guild items, and the AR Card The Sound of The Bell Continuing Into The Future. Are you going to Summon or skip the Anniversary Banner? Do you have any hopes or predictions for characters in the year ahead?"}
+{"text":"i always kinda dislike it when f*moids make art of their femmc with husbandos, especially when its yours, like ffs make a game hiring 99% gay bara artist >most characters of that fetish being their main selling point with its prime audience being gay man make it lgbtbbq+ catering to women and troons"}
+{"text":"Usually I do too, but some of them are cultured and based (pic related)."}
+{"text":"i always kinda dislike it when f*moids make art of their femmc with husbandos, especially when its yours, like ffs I feel ya on that one."}
+{"text":"I read Blessings and Tribulations: The Rabbit of Fortune. It was fine slightly annoyed towards the end tho. We had an anime bump into someone while running with bread in our mouth moment choose left was Hakumen right was Smoky God. Learn about Inaba and he's...fine really not too much to work with. He deceived his shark friends, met Onamuchi, apparently made amends with the sharks who help him look for Ona. Find transient light gets summoned to Tokyo with his closest friend among the sharks. He calls us master despite us never forming a pact officially and we didn't Summon him either. Then again at this point Summoning is 90% of the time Transient has a wish get Summoned to Tokyo thanks to rainbow light/bridge without a mentioned of answering a Summoning Call by someone. Ebisu, Beten and Hotei are sharing a braincell that might be at 60% efficiency. Ebisu was from Takamagahara and went to the Land of Wa as an infant. Daikoku starting to sweat a bit because of those three was fun to see and the real one was the cringiest edgelord. learn about how Ona before becoming Okuninushi he did what he thought was right and helped those in need. Mahakala gets name dropped which I didn't remember from when I read this the 1st time which spoils a fair bit. Now my hang up is that its revealed Maha and the real Dai have the same Role and Rule so thats why real Dai cant be Summoned to Tokyo. However the real one apparently entrusted Okuni with his name, body, Role and Rule then how can Okuni be in Tokyo if its the same R&R as Maha? But they mention Maha is cut off from their R&R due to being sealed in the Planes of Nihility. Then why have the plot point of the real Dai cant be Summoned due to same R&R as Maha in the first place? But there's more as apparently Okuni can just use his old Role instead of the real Dai's Role because those can be swapped and given out I guess. This is Ch9?/Ch.10? Odin shenanigans all over again but I'm too tired to think anymore."}
+{"text":"Let us discuss and appreciate all things about the mobile video game Azur Lane like proper gentlemen who have given themselves over to the pursuit and command of warships made manifest as cute and beautiful girls with our fellow /vmg/ peers! REMINDER There is no escape. VERY IMPORTANT Take it easy! PREVIOUSLY"}
+{"text":"Can't use this name I'm sorry I thought this was Eagle Union."}
+{"text":"In my medical opinion: Francesco Caracciolo has the worst default outfit of all the new pasta botes, her skin would unironically be better"}
+{"text":"Alabama gets darker with each skin"}
+{"text":"At leas this time it can be excused by the setting? Though I think the artist in charge forgot the memo that they're redskins not blacks"}
+{"text":"You know what I was pleasantly surprised this does look decent"}
+{"text":"Can't be any worse than Suikoden IV at least"}
+{"text":"my guess for release is when the prequel manga is done"}
+{"text":"It's a very different style of game from Nikke so it's hard to say. But if you need a break from the trauma porn this will be a good one to pickup since it's a lot more silly and fun"}
+{"text":"I don't know why I like this game. It's p2w the girls look pretty bad, but I just have to log in to keep increasing my power. Need 4 copies to max Ifrit. I usually really suck at this games, and just let them play any good advice you guys have?"}
+{"text":"Why the fuck did they even bother adding a femc option if they're just gonna half ass it? like i know most gacha games with a gender selectable mc always favors the dude but this is something else"}
+{"text":"this is the only place in the internet complaining about the game nonstop since release day btw touch grass"}
+{"text":"how's your account anons?"}
+{"text":"3 years strong"}
+{"text":"Is she bigger than Yuno?"}
+{"text":"@grok can you remove the outer yellow layer of ryza's swimsuit, and the inner layer of klaudia's swimsuit around her chest"}
+{"text":"Current banners Trainees: Summer Special Week and Maruzensky, hope you like front runner meta Meisho Doto Support Cards: SSR Speed Sweep Tosho, SSR Stamina Winning Ticket Rerun or SSR Guts Special week and SSR Speed Tokai Teio Upcoming Events: Champion's Cup: Leo Cup (date tbc), Medium distance, firm track, summer Half anniversary event, including many rewards, the half anniversary mega banner and the introduction of the new scenario: Unity Cup"}
+{"text":"Is the game any good?"}
+{"text":"maybe"}
+{"text":"Coal City No"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Hello, /vmg/ club owner here, just wishing you guys good luck with the next CM, long ones are always hard so hopefully you do well. Good luck to yall"}
+{"text":"hee ho"}
+{"text":"THANKS I'M BLESSING YOUR PULLS"}
+{"text":"updates out"}
+{"text":"got Dagda on the third step I knew never playing the bonds route would pay off in the end"}
+{"text":"Democalypse is starting again on Friday, so if you need a faction we have a few open spots at /smtg/, the resident 4chan one. We clear every single demo with full rewards (bonus area), between Top 0.5% and 1.2% of all factions depending on the element. All we asks is that you participate regardless of your damage, and that you let us know if you're going to be away for a while or couldn't log in for some reason. Just reply to this post after you have applied so I can notify the faction leader immediately, ideally with your name or initial(s) so we know it's not some random."}
+{"text":"flynnbros... lahmubros... raidoubros..."}
+{"text":"Join us guardians! For the Princess and for Heavenhold! Share your thoughts about the game and help fellow guardians! Guardian Tales is a top-down action/adventure game with rich stories and fun puzzles. The game offers various game modes such as: coop game modes, special guild events (raids) and PvP (arena&colosseum). The character portraits are nice and the combat/game animation are pleasant. The gacha is very generous for new players, but it can be a bit overwhelming for newbies to figure out what resources to prioritize through mid-end game."}
+{"text":"*cough* *wheeze* just one more comic in the guardian tales thread... then we will earn billions... *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*"}
+{"text":"Myth Erina up next (after Gremory)."}
+{"text":"She is really adorable"}
+{"text":"So what do we think about the latest IP cashgrab gacha game?"}
+{"text":"likes big dogs YJK"}
+{"text":"Gentlemen, we need a new alt, any ideas? Uhhhhhhhh..... what if it's just regular Hoshina, but he has Kikoru's axe?"}
+{"text":"cant have their singular modeller an animator work too much"}
+{"text":"tribe nine im still waiting for my refund"}
+{"text":"Thank you for funding Chad No. 8"}
+{"text":"Bump to keep Ash Echoes alive!"}
+{"text":"Anyone pull Longhe?"}
+{"text":"yes I pulled for her seed 3"}
+{"text":"Anyone pull wen liu?"}
+{"text":"ash bros...."}
+{"text":"nope youll get extremely convoluted puzzles for 20 jims gweilo"}
+{"text":"Well if they are aiming for a higher age rating then they shouldn't need to censor it right?..."}
+{"text":"How is alf allowed to dress like a whore"}
+{"text":"am i too late for the beta?"}
+{"text":"Ye Shunguang simps legitimately make me sick. Bunch of basic bitches who like the most conventionally attractive, stereotypical \"nice girl\" waifubait imaginable. \"Uohhh she's like the dream girl I never got\" it's so pathetic it makes me wanna hurl. Developers bend over backwards to please you because you have more money than sense and will gladly spend thousands on a lab-grown anime girl designed in a board room to get your dick hard and fill the hole in your vapid life for even an instant. They'll even sabotage the story of the game just to cram her in as much as possible. \"Look player-kun, I can make yummy cakes! I'm so nice and valiant, but also I love you above all else! I'm so innocent and pure and incapable of being selfish that I literally manifested a split personality because of it! But also it'll get written out because that might tarnish my pure flower personality!\" The saddest faggots in the world get butterflies in their stomachs when she smiles and I hope they accumulate irreversible credit card debt whaling for her like they fucking deserve."}
+{"text":"understandable in that case, but sunk cost is not good to feel. OP needs to cut his losses."}
+{"text":"shut up nigga"}
+{"text":"Maybe you're just not the target audience of ZZZ, xis"}
+{"text":"meds"}
+{"text":"based kill all ZZZtards (except me cause I'm not a gooner)"}
+{"text":"Good question. Try out nyaa. I used to dl from hikarinoakari but need to find a replacement."}
+{"text":"This is a thread to talk about Compass: Combat Providence Analysis System, a free-to-play game by NHN PlayArt and Dwango."}
+{"text":"Is the game underrated?"}
+{"text":"Is Compass an underrated game?"}
+{"text":"I've always wondered how big the actual Compass fanbase on 4chan is."}
+{"text":"Does Compass have less than 10 fans on this entire website?"}
+{"text":"Previous: Join the Guild:YWR3QNYQERQCU"}
+{"text":"Did they ever add a new way to get the noble memories for dual summons, or do I just keep waiting?"}
+{"text":"Nope lmao"}
+{"text":"3rd anniversary EoS..."}
+{"text":"Not soon enough"}
+{"text":"there's no EoS we'll live forever!"}
+{"text":"What will it be? Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hey everyone! Happy new year Heads up, we’re gearing up for a larger update in March, so our next patch will be 7.2, shipping on February 11. Patch 7.2 will bring the return of the Rogues of Runeterra Event, as well as a new champion constellation. In March with Patch 7.3, we’ll be unveiling a brand new PvE-exclusive Champion along with new ways to enjoy the Path of Champions. Stay tuned for more info! Unless I'm reading that incorrectly our next update will be a single 3->6* and an old event coming back with no new champ."}
+{"text":"i guess so, who's getting the costellation then? My bet is on Teemo, fits the ''rogue'' theming i guess"}
+{"text":"They're slowly running out of champs that need a constellation upgrade (22 left), what are they gonna do once they hit that? Are they hoping for EoS by then?"}
+{"text":"3rd month of consistent grinding. Forced to choose between a relic i kinda want or getting my gold box from the glory store for the month. I should probably buy the nova fragment box yeah?"}
+{"text":"iktf and I have like 1200 spare glory after the monthly purchases (specifically because I have the ol' Elixir problem, \"maybe I'll need it later\")"}
+{"text":"6th Anniversary coming soon! Langrisser x Captain Commando crossover in November! New Heroes Banner: Virelia / Seraphina Upcoming Heroes Banner: LLR Brightsummoner Tiana / Shion (Langrisser Millennium) Latest update introduced the new game mode called Epochal Odyssey where you can unlock Einherjars."}
+{"text":"is there any way to know how close am i to get 100 pity aside from mental counting ?"}
+{"text":"Collabs returning to form, old shit the devs probably like. SP Rachel looking questionable, especially with her exclusive. Maybe they'll do the unthinkable and rebalance it, but I'm not going to hold my breath. A third Zerida wasn't on my bingo card that's for sure. You could write some notes I guess."}
+{"text":"just realized i am using a returner acct instead of new acct so rewards are different. but it seems i dont get those free pack for each 5 level up either ?"}
+{"text":"when does eshean get good ? She's getting her butt kicked hard by enemies at equal level..."}
+{"text":"A lot of the dps characters don't have ways to heal themselves after significant damage taken. For Eshean specifically, you want to stun enemies with her 3C, but that takes a turn of set up since even at 6* she only has a single stack of brilliance. I imagine you don't have acess to her 3C yet, so basically you just have to deal with it unless you can support her with a 6* Tiaris."}
+{"text":"Open beta test is now available on Galaxy Store. Thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Raid Shadow Legends: Taimanim Edition Should've used the new assets they made for a sequel to AT. AT hasn't EoS'd 6 years later despite the small player base it has, so I might stick around for this just because of IP. I'm tired of turn based slop gachas"}
+{"text":"I really don't like the new artstyle. It was a very odd feeling, hell, it even might be AI but retouched."}
+{"text":"It has*"}
+{"text":"me the ioscuck will wait for official release…"}
+{"text":"having played AT for years despite how basic It is, I was kinda looking forward to this new game overall visuals and animations look kinda bad so I'm not so sure anymore"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"retard. i play both wuwa just happens to be my main game but snowbreak is THE ML. everybody knows this even the xisters wont deny it"}
+{"text":"pay for slots basic resources cap yeah nope"}
+{"text":"does azur lane still not have sweep feature?"}
+{"text":"the endfield sweep will be monumental and remembered for decades"}
+{"text":"lol lmao They would rather add more bloat than touching their spaghetti code"}
+{"text":"download the game after whole ass year see this on the front screen how do you respond without sounding mad ?"}
+{"text":"Has anyone used third party markets to get pass royale? Pass royale is almost 19 dollars in my region due to outdated conversions so I was thinking about getting it from a site like eldorado or g2g where they sell gifted pass royale for like 7."}
+{"text":"this game got the most undeserved popularity boost in mobile gaming history"}
+{"text":"how the fuck am I supposed to be a returnfag when there are evolutions lvl16 t. used to use zapbait"}
+{"text":"thats probably because just adding 1 goblin isnt “enough” compared to other evos without a stat increase just compare the ability to the tesla or goblin cage. one goblin is shit compared to those they give out plenty of evos for free and you get 2 free evo shards a month also 90% of people arent level 16 so just play and have fun desu"}
+{"text":"i think it's to ensure that it can stack goblins on the princess tower, assuming they're both equal level. If the mortar had a 4s attack speed the goblins would probably die quick enough that they couldn't stack."}
+{"text":"YES the TV mode should have stayed"}
+{"text":"I agree, the combat was the absolute WORST part of the ENTIRE game"}
+{"text":"It feels like the endgame of all actionslop is churning out characters who do multiple flashy animations across the screen with one button press"}
+{"text":"hackoyo isn't known for their skill or talent they're only good at copying turns out, when you don't have botw or old final fantasy games to copy from, you come up with a flop game like zzz"}
+{"text":"is this a schizo thread"}
+{"text":"I don't care about the swimsuit but has Jane gotten any other content? My last time playing was during Yanagi's debut."}
+{"text":"Yuzhong should be jailed for turning the cutest and sexiest GFL1 character into this nonbinary they/them…thing. Worst character redesign in the history of gaming. I love UMP45 no matter what! Fuck you simp not a single person asked for this shit."}
+{"text":"Just when I was starting to be impressed by the event stages for the first time since release. I suppose Lind's event was produced after Leva's so it makes sense."}
+{"text":"Yeah but we're long past Operation Cube+ days. Starting a new game doesn't mean you should do the same mistakes of the past."}
+{"text":"It does if your goal is to ruin characters like G11 with copypasted unibody 3d models and nonsense gacha systems, while caring more about catering to the mentally ill who throw tantrums over \"competing\" male characters existing than making a good product."}
+{"text":"where is this games community? this thread is completely dead?"}
+{"text":"On /sg/ (buried under ritualposting waifu spam) and reddit."}
+{"text":"Should probably be on /wsr/ but I'll ask here anyway: I've been playing Shiren the Wanderer - Monster of Moonlight Village for Android recently, my main interest is the sprites of the game, they seem to be something like \"graxx\" files, no idea how open those as regular pngs or such. Does anyone here is willing to help with that? I can provide the files if needed ofc"}
+{"text":"By the way what was the process to extract the text? Could be useful for tackling the other Mobile games if they have a similar structure"}
+{"text":"The engine reads bwkk.bin entirely into memory and then various methods chop it up into tables. I wrote a program in java that does the same thing but replaces all the android-specific functionality with stuff that works on windows. Then a much smaller python script parses the extracted tables for readable japanese and prints it to a clean output. Theoretically if the other game uses the same engine I can read that code and replace the relevant values. The offsets are easy, but they use this weird negative lookup formula that took a while to copy, so ideally that stays the same."}
+{"text":"Hmmm... i see, i don't think there's a bwkk.bin equivalent in Mega afaik, but it probably has a similar structure seeing what's inside Moonlit Village for Android. Have you found anything that looks like Dungeon IDs or Monster spawn tables? There's only 4 dungeons and the first 3 (Kuyo Pass Easy, Normal and Hard) line up with the monster tables of the original GameBoy version"}
+{"text":"By the way are you gonna keep trying to rip the sprites? They would help a lot in identifying some monsters/NPCs since most games where they appeared are lost media right now, but also don't feel forced to do so, you already did a lot with the text dump anon"}
+{"text":"I'm taking a look at the Gra files myself, so far only colorful noise"}
+{"text":"Let's discuss One Piece Treasure Cruise and other OP mobile games. Now that the 11th Anni is over, how many new legends did you manage to get out of the 9?"}
+{"text":"A Kuma dupe, okay, sure. 3 multis until 20. Still no Broggy, why. Give me my giant bro. And Emet, oh God of Gamba rip. Will do GL later.. not much in the mood for tm to be honest. If you really wanted Bonney you should have done 5 to 10 multis on her part"}
+{"text":"Finally, I used the same team as the invasion to not get annoyed by the orb switch. With Dreadnought sabre for the resilience of stage 2. I don't know, maybe you should have tried getting lucky? If you only wanted that Bonney Luffy, you should have pulled on their part, as  said. You pull on part 1 of these events when you don't care about which unit you'll get. I'm not too excited about this 6+ Kaido. At least he is becoming a bit more useful but that's it, he may see some play in assault rumble but that's it."}
+{"text":"Quick question cuz I'm new and retarded. I got 7 copies of Doll & Bluegrass (will try to get the last 3 as well), and the 5 evo skulls. What's the most optimized way to build a unit from that? I'm assuming I exp feed all of them together for the special level, then I super evolve using all 5 skulls at once? Or would that be pissing everything away?"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the issue here but yes. Normally, the clear level rewards give you enough copies to fully max one + 1 bonus unit. Feed them all into one copy and 5+ it, keep the free copy if you want to have both the 5 and 5+ art in your box."}
+{"text":"Mostly just wondering if I had the order and process correct. Thanks."}
+{"text":"It's the Sunshine Tour, this time featuring two new drivers and 4 new karts."}
+{"text":"Did you get her?"}
+{"text":"Amazing loadouts this week, crushed the competition I love it when I have such good loadouts"}
+{"text":"yes (me) 1st place!"}
+{"text":"W2 status: 1st place so far."}
+{"text":"Investments this tour: 1. Bowser Mii (Lv8/3c->Lv8/4c): for ranked last week (). I now have eight 8/4 Miis: Gold, ? Block, Petey Piranha, Bowser, Goomba, Yellow, Daisy, and Wiggler. 2. King Boo Mii (Lv8/2c->Lv8/3c): for ranked last week (). I now have two Miis at 8/3 waiting for a quad: King Boo and Larry. Roaring Racer Mii is at 8/2 and featured next tour. 3. Black Sneeker (Lv8/3c->Lv8/4c): for ranked last week (). 4. Luigi Vacation (Lv6/1c->Lv8/2c): ACR coverage for Cheep Cheep Lagoon R/T. My old personal favorite Luigi alt. Next tour is his featured tour, and he has top shelf for many of the Singapore tracks. 5. Cheep Cheep Masks (Lv4/1c->Lv8/2c): ACR coverage for Cheep Cheep Lagoon R/T. Next tour (Winter) has difficult choices for ranked driver coverage. 3 tracks with no plus skill Miis is unusual. I'm debating whether to do heavy ticket spending now or wait for changes in April ()."}
+{"text":"We are near the end of this event, so remember to buy everything from the store."}
+{"text":"rhythm games should have SONGS i am shriveling up and dying without more SONGS"}
+{"text":"We are nearing the end of the last event of this year, so make sure to read the story and buy everything from the store."}
+{"text":"The first event of the year is nearly over, so make sure to read the story and buy all the rewards."}
+{"text":"We're at the last hours of the event, so make sure to buy everything from the shop if you haven't yet."}
+{"text":"no Clash thread I am confuse. Is this really only a gachashit board? How are you lot doing? I made it into TH10 and now infernos are bodying me."}
+{"text":"A book of everything is a book of nothing"}
+{"text":"My clan is totally dead, it's literally just me left. Anyone can join, it's a level 9 clan, trying to get back to 15 from 6 so I can enter CWL. I tried to post on Reddit because I was that desperate for new joiners and the fucking banned me for a month because my title was slightly misformatted I can't even begin to describe how angry I am even knowing how bad that site is"}
+{"text":"DIDYOUSAYGOBLIN #2LRG290VJ"}
+{"text":"sex with spirit fox"}
+{"text":"gold pass is making the progress fast"}
+{"text":"NetEase is vicious today. They've been banning and warning accounts all day."}
+{"text":"Looks bad bros"}
+{"text":"I can't tell which modern sloppen world game is this."}
+{"text":"Looks good for a beta. Their cutscenes right now are literal sketches lmao"}
+{"text":"There have been some big changes in my life (for worse), but I get some sort of comfort knowing that some things don't change, like how I still haven't found this game  and probably never will. Oh well."}
+{"text":"How do we build soulful games like this anymore?"}
+{"text":"What year? What region are you from?"}
+{"text":"Looks like the train has already gotten to her."}
+{"text":"Looks like the train has already gotten to her. kek"}
+{"text":"A thread to talk about your favorite dead gacha games Remember the good times Grieve over your EoS'd waifus Discuss what the fuck went wrong I'll start with Alchemy Stars. I enjoyed it for a quite a while but the writing was on the wall. The gameplay proved too simple to innovate. It got to a point where you didn't need to roll for the new characters because they didn't power creep old units and the old units could clear everything just fine. They also went for broke with \"Cloud Garden\", a failed Animal Crossing style mode that cost a ton of money to develop and flopped so bad that they just ignored it after a couple of months Vice was best girl"}
+{"text":"The most interesting one for me was Naruto X Boruto Ninja Voltage, you had to build your village in a way to make the npcs beat the players invading it, you had all this different tools to try and cheese or stun the player, or waste his time. And you had to build your characters with that in mind, like have them with 100% stun resist and stuff like that. I spent alot of money on that game."}
+{"text":"Genuine enjoyment from playing this game. Type of vertical gear grind I enjoy from grindy-games. Fuck statfarm dogshit like genshin, wuwa, etc. Just give me an item to grind out. Decent pull economy for free 2 play and rewarding enough for small time swipers/whales farmable dupe system Mostly unique/fun character designs, some hard meta characters, but had such a large roster allowed for variance and some unique teams. Speaking on teams, probably the most extensive team planning system i've seen from any gacha game. was devastated to see this go, seeing other games making less but still receiving updates just made me think cygames are just greedy fucks. they made me want to never invest time into jap gachas again. between this EOSing and DLost."}
+{"text":"tribe 9 bros wwa"}
+{"text":"Didn't this game have a huge nerf controversy that killed it?"}
+{"text":"cancelled by investors due to market saturation Wow a sensible corporate decision for once. Tourdog should gun for the urban style/aesthetic in their next game imo, not a lot of those in the market yet."}
+{"text":"Thread for the discussion of the Japanese server of Blue Archive Summer stream and announcement soon. What are your hopes for it?"}
+{"text":"idk why I typed trailer, I meant the new years video and the iroha shorts. I miss when blue archive was the niche cunny game and not that ultra popular game that every single idiot latches on regardless of whether they've played it or not. Even met people that proudly admit to not playing the game or caring about it but still keep up to the characters to not \"miss out\" which causes me some extreme disgust"}
+{"text":"You can't use AP on the new event yet?"}
+{"text":"is the paid store not available yet on pc"}
+{"text":"I love to tap my phone to music yahoo got tactics to full combo songs? favorite groups? discuss."}
+{"text":"I DID IT"}
+{"text":"How are y'all enjoying the Christmas update? I think it's pretty solid and I ended up dropping $30 on the new hot deal and event even thought I said I was going to be f2p from now on. I got the Zakum helmet and eye patch on my first 5 runs. The event jump quest is fucking annoying though. I'm gonna try again tomorrow."}
+{"text":"My first run of the Zakum fight were splendid. I died three times, but it was only a practice run so I got no rewards. Now I keep getting matched with absolute fucking retards who eat up 5+ revives within the first half of the fight as fast as they swallow glue, and I haven't been able to clear a single fucking fight so far. I do like the Happyville event, and it's nice we get a free outfit."}
+{"text":"How do you even do the double jump upwards instead of the one that projects you forwards anyways? You need it for the happyville stuff."}
+{"text":"anyone else having issues on waydroid?"}
+{"text":"Giantess Gacha which nobody could bother to make another thread for several days. Let's see if anybody's even still around checking. There's lewd skins at least."}
+{"text":"When is a good time to start, any anni of half anni soon?"}
+{"text":"the best time to start is today the second best time to start is tomorrow why are you waiting on an anni event to start?"}
+{"text":"I'm playing too many games but want to give everything that seems soulful and the devs show that they love their game and girls."}
+{"text":"if you want the most rolls the moment you start, then the anniversary would be the best time since they give out a lot of free rolls and an anniversary banner unfortunately, I don't remember when that is I feel like one happened recently, but recently for me can mean anywhere between 2 to 8 months because I'm bad with time but, I do remember there being 2 anniversary events so far since the game was added to the google play store, I've being playing every day since it came out in the west if it's been over 2 years since it came out, then there are no half anni events if it's been only over 1 year, then 1 of them must have been a half anni event sorry that I'm not that helpful"}
+{"text":"That helped me anon ty, I will play soon"}
+{"text":"Did you enjoy the 7th Anniversary? Would you have changed anything? Remember to not let PvP get to you and start saving up for Legends Fest 2025!"}
+{"text":"Why do people get so angry when Daima gets a banner? I'm pissed that we're getting SS3 Vegeta over Mini SS4ku, but I'm still happy because it's NEW. There's no way in hell they can be lazy and cut corners with Daima content because most of it is new."}
+{"text":"godawful design aesthetic garbage fights outside tamagami 3 and a few goku vs mooks early in the show horrendous plot retreading the most disliked part of GT only done even worse"}
+{"text":"Dropped the game during the Triple Ultra meta, figured I'd stop back in and ask how the game is now Still the same bullshit?"}
+{"text":"It's worse now. They released a ultra ss4 goku who has an aoe green, rising rush nullification, and ultra UI's you cover change, you take massive damage once per match gimmick on crack because he goes type neutral, hits both the unit going in as well as going out with the attack, and retains priority so he gets to continue smashing the incoming unit until its dead. Then there's legends limited revival gohan who is essentially an ultra in how strong he is. No new mechanics but as is typical with gohan units they gave him every existing one and the damage inflicted / guard to crush almost every other release in the game. The fact the ultra ss4 goku I mentioned above has direct type advantage over this gohan and all it's done is make him the top 2 unit in the game should tell you how busted the gohan is because on paper that sort of ultra should exterminate blues until a broken purple turns up. tldr yeah same bullshit but with four more months of hyper powercreep added."}
+{"text":"Well that sucks to hear"}
+{"text":"Stupid, sexy, perverted, smelly old man"}
+{"text":"I haven't used healers in my team comps in ages."}
+{"text":"Almost every healer that isn't a 6* event unit with a \"now I do damage for a bit\" thing has no function besides healing already full health allies, usually with a skill that increases their attack so they can do even more healing on already full health allies. They're decent for low level new accounts early on, but become useless pretty quick."}
+{"text":"did 40 pulls for diver amorey best pull was the bull blacksmith volos (didn't have him) I hate this game so much"}
+{"text":"Just threw all 120 pulls I had saved on the Amorey banner and still didn't get him, after doing around 100 the first time. I hate this game"}
+{"text":"i hope we get one, that'd be cool. he's a neat design i feel that pain bro i desperately chased magritte every time he showed up on a banner and never rolled him til i ticketed him and have been spooked by him twice since then :')"}
+{"text":"welcome home"}
+{"text":"Sell me on this game"}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"It has rabi"}
+{"text":"here before the thread dies again"}
+{"text":"vmg... home..."}
+{"text":"Our lord and savior Rossciaco saved meta Freddy's design.."}
+{"text":"why is meta freddy faggot-coded"}
+{"text":"Always was, see the divinate of his base version."}
+{"text":"So now that they have added a Slavic myth esper will it go the way of Korean myths or will it actually get more espers?"}
+{"text":"Nipple piercings bull guy still has to be released first."}
+{"text":"Just started this today it's more fun that I thought it would be. Thanks for the rentry guide, anon."}
+{"text":"SEX WITH JOAN"}
+{"text":"Is there any /vmg/ weekday farms to join?"}
+{"text":"From the vg thread: Weekday Farms (put /trick/ in bio before applying dumbass): NA/EU: Cheeky, Calamity, Trickkers, YomiNTR, Cope, Pinch, ShibiCex, Kommynists, HeadEmpty, ChibiChapa, DiamonDogs, ButterBuns, Chowayo Asia: trick, KisKoiKlan, SneedFeed"}
+{"text":"Is there a framework, language, SDK, etc. that carries the soul of J2ME? Or is there no walking back?"}
+{"text":"Here's a small tip for crazed cats stages/ advent stages like the cyclones, and other ones like queen's coronation, river styx, etc. Try entering then leaving the stages to get their catamins equivalent so you don't have to wait for their reappearance to clear them when you're stronger. The early behemoth culling stages are balanced around having crazed cats like crazed cat, c.tank, c.fish, c.gross at least. Or having good gacha luck with the rare/super rares like artist, hip hop, surfer, weightlifter, sushi, swimmer, drama cats, fencer. But you should do progress on stories of legends and get ururun to unlock enigmas which will help you with grinding for behemoth stones, you should also do catclaw championship dojo stages for easy cat tickets and rare tickets if you haven't done so."}
+{"text":"I pulled everything... but at what cost? I hope I'm not washed up during Princess Punt in a few months' time. But at the same time, I hope they pull out Bikkuriman immediately because my next Legend Rare after 76A is almost 450 rolls away. In other news, Eri is wringing me dry, but I have plans to refrain from spending after that. At least I've begun hoarding crystals. Opens post Account jumpscare No clue how to read this, but I wrote my entire plan like a list of directions. Shit took me 4 hours in total and had to be thoroughly checked three times after the first draft; errors were detected and corrected on the first 2 assessments. Then the pulls took me 1 hour. +2 Akuma feels so good, man."}
+{"text":"I hope I'm not washed up during Princess Punt in a few months' time. I thought it just comes back 1 last time for JP?"}
+{"text":"all crazed cats have equal stats in first and second forms, which is why (retired) popular guidemaker nurse wuffa would always use first form crazeds in his videos the third forms get stat boosts, though."}
+{"text":"due to JP lunos release and chinese lunar new years soon, we will probably see a superfest debuting lunos to EN"}
+{"text":"Octopath 0 Edition We got a Traveler's Reunion (SEA 2nd Anniversary) in December 4th, AND we got Octopath 0 coming out on the same day. Crossed Paths 2 Part 2 is also coming out next month. Only 9 more old travelers need Overclass, while we're already moving swiftly with Ultimate Overcharge! The hype for December cannot come soon enough! Next set of likely travelers: Crick Mydia Morena EX Sigrid Relisha Black Knight Black Maiden"}
+{"text":"Fuck it I’m bored. Here’s the current set of travelers from the Part 6: Crossed Paths: SACRED HEART EX Pardis III (Cleric)/EX2 Elrica (Dancer) TRAVELERS OF MEMORY EX Richard (Merchant)/EX2 Alaune (Warrior) Feintz (Warrior) MEMOIRS OF SOLISTIA Yomi (Dancer) Nada (Scholar) WINTER EX’S Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"TRAVELER OF MEMORY Stia (Apothecary)"}
+{"text":"Okay so i wasn't able to pull Mydia form her banner. But i did get enough fragments for pity."}
+{"text":"OH Yeah! I also got Partitio and Hayes as well as many other dupes. So not a total loss."}
+{"text":"Oh hey, look at this. How long until we get the final chapter of Emberflame?"}
+{"text":"Thread to discuss Master of Garden. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Just be glad you ever got anything past vol 4"}
+{"text":"three years for a movie same as overlord sacred kingdom"}
+{"text":"NEW INFO in 2 months So this basically confirms the movie has been in production this whole time and not sitting in Kadokawa's vault until a more opportune marketing window. It better have like Macross Plus or Bloodlust-tier animation for the wait. Except he doesn't need to come up with anything new for it. The past 6 volumes still have loads of untapped setup he could use. Does he just want to build up more, or was all that for nothing? He needs a sounding board while in the meantime someone at Kadokawa needs to light a fire under his ass."}
+{"text":"ya makes no sense vol 6 ends with alpha wanting to go to the elven lands to help with a slave rebellion and kill high ranking cult members + alexia likly going to orinana to join up with shadow garden {my thinking]+ jack da rapper & kanada doing their thing, + millia and akane being new members of sg + eta going to see sharry + aurora gaining her malice back + claire waking up not to mention Elisabeth beatrix you got a link for what the author said?"}
+{"text":"you got a link for what the author said? 1ps8jg9 I don't actually believe the source I was just rage baiting"}
+{"text":"Here comes Revived Witch! (she actually revived**!) ** = CN only"}
+{"text":"It's weird how they always put Intangible Barrier and Path not Taken on the same week. Makes it feel like there's either a shit ton to do, or nothing to do. I swear in GL they alternated those weeklies so that they occurred on alternating weeks, not the same week, but maybe I'm mistaken"}
+{"text":"barebones witch"}
+{"text":"Remember the secret hidden daily puzzle thing for a 10 pull"}
+{"text":"Still alive edition. New update, new waifus, more anime tiddies. Discuss Brave Nine and the spin-off games, BraveNine Story & Magic Stone Knights here."}
+{"text":"The /vg/ thread is way more active."}
+{"text":"I played for a while to get the Senran Kagura content, but there kind of is this tonal whiplash were you go from some SNES JRPG looking thing then BOOM 200% RATE UP SEXY BIKINI as soon as the gacha menu opens up."}
+{"text":"The gook director dogeza'd on livestream and said the ass slapping minigame and the outfits won't be censored for now. It's just that all future content will be censored in secret because the only reason people reacted to this is because they already had them or knew what the uncensored versions are."}
+{"text":"Censorship is cancelled but this thread is mostly about the first game though."}
+{"text":"Was there ever a mobile game you REALLY liked that was discontinued and rendered completely unplayable? For example, it can't function at all without connecting to a server which no longer exists. What's her name, /vmg/?"}
+{"text":"Guitar Girl will EoS at the end of the year, a shame but It was going to happen someday, the game wasnt being updated for some years, A game that I discovered after it died and I still want to try is Hachigatsu no Cinderella 9, it's a chibi png baseball game with all HS girls, there's an online version avalaible but you can only play it if you had an account and spent money on the game before it died"}
+{"text":"I meant offline version"}
+{"text":"DFFOO Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia obviously. Maxed quite a few things. I literally moved to a different country where DFFOO was unavailable, and when I figured out how to play again, it went EOS. Wtf."}
+{"text":"I have a game i cant play on newer androids my old 2014 phone still can run it, but I want to move it to the new one Just to be clear, OP is not talking about games that don't work on newer operating systems than those they were released on. He's talking about games you can't play anymore *at all* because the game was built with a central server connection as a hard requirement and the publisher simply pulled the plug. In other words, the problem is not that the SNES can't play NES cartridges, the problem is that every NES cartridge in existence got destroyed and nobody can ever play any NES game anymore."}
+{"text":"Yes all of those solutions require softening of IP laws. No, they do not. They just require a consumer protection law (whether existing or new) addressing this issue to be enforced. If you were to do any of those things on your own, even if you don't make any money, the company could sue for damages. What damages? There are plenty of games out there where people host their own multiplayer servers with rotating horsecock gifs in them. There can be no reasonable expectation for compensation for damages, as long as the game is intentionally designed to facilitate self-hosting of servers (which is one of the solutions SKG proposes) and as long as the server cannot be reasonably mistaken to be official, such as through the use of a disclaimer saying something like: \"fy_horsecock is not created, run by, endorsed by, or affiliated with Valve Corporation in any way\", or even the publisher itself adding a notice saying \"This game is out of official support. Valve Corporation is not responsible for the content of any server you might connect to or any way that it might affect your Sofware, your Hardware, or your Life\". At best you're asking for an easement of their intellectual property. I'm asking to be able to retain ownership of my copy of the game indefinitely, if at the time of purchase I'm not given a clear date as to when the game would cease to be playable, so I can make an informed purchase decision. If the industry is dead set on retaining their ability to kill games they create, then they would either have to have the expiry date communicated at the time of purchase, or switch to a subscription model. SKG is hoping that the former approach won't be as popular due to stigma and the latter approach due to limited subscription budgets, but the regular consumer has demonstrated apathy towards the issue and subscriptions are becoming pretty much the standard way to pay for things. Cloud gaming platforms could also circumvent the issue entirely."}
+{"text":"Last day of the Zillingstürme im Herbst event. Remember to do any stages in the event if you haven't already. Il Siracusano rerun up next, then Degen event afterwards. How are your pulls plans forward, got anyone in particular you're planning on pulling or get up to a certain pot?"}
+{"text":"What happened?"}
+{"text":"Just a question. I haven't seen senior operator or top operator tag since last year. Is it just me or any similar experience?"}
+{"text":"The only time I ever see those tags was when I was bored enough to sit down and reset the recruitment pages for hour till they popped up."}
+{"text":"I got one recently, like last week or the week before."}
+{"text":"Africa doctor..."}
+{"text":"GFL collab part 2 is up"}
+{"text":"You know you don't have to download everything in the game right?"}
+{"text":"Yeah but that doesnt mean this shit isnt excessive and poorly optimized. I mean the games literally over doubled in size since it came out and is hitting full size pc console game space"}
+{"text":"Holy shit the DMZ mode is fucking unplayable due to phone overheating and lagging. No other open tabs, phone cool before I start, but even in the middle of one match it starts heating like bitch. No problem in other modes, just this dmz shit. Which sucks, skins are cool and mode is sorta fun"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure how this happened, I wish they'd give it an ammo counter. Or at least a better ironsight."}
+{"text":"My favorite gun skin I didn't play as much as I wanted in 2025 I hope that ranked revamp comes out this year to put back in the saddle"}
+{"text":"Where Winds Meet launches on Mobile on December 12 at 00:00 (UTC)! Pre-download starts on December 10 at 16:00(UTC)—unlock early character creation and a playable demo."}
+{"text":"Gay?"}
+{"text":"Jail?"}
+{"text":"Ruby! Killer Blade!"}
+{"text":"I stopped playing after launch when the text and dialogue kept playing out of order and ruining scenes, I'll wait until it's fixed"}
+{"text":"Are we ever getting another Usagi?"}
+{"text":"Last day for this silly bitch. I can't imagine a team strong enough to chunk her last 25% under silence, and I don't have to skill stones to buy more immunities. I only have original Evie, original Caesar, original Daphne, Nanami, bride Satan, and loli Satan powered up to silence immunity. Going to be the first tower in years that I haven't finished."}
+{"text":"FUCK she's back"}
+{"text":"Guess I'm spending any skill stones I get on silent immunity on light attackers."}
+{"text":"Anni in 3 weeks. Will our SUPER HEROES survive?"}
+{"text":"KINO"}
+{"text":"cardass that's a cardass card alright"}
+{"text":"who likes GT a lot despite its many flaws and only watches Super begrudgingly for Rose/Future arc Literally me. I'd say it's worth a watch."}
+{"text":"Even tho Daima was made as a \"GT remake\" I feel it's more of a \"OG DB remake\" instead. Its like if GT was JUST the black star dragon ball saga."}
+{"text":"Super is worse than both just for being a specter cursing the franchise for so much longer. They need to move on from that garbage heap already."}
+{"text":"What are some games/in-app purchases you can recommend which cost at least 4€? It's likely going to end up being Stardew Valley for 4,69€, enjoyed Dead Cells on PlayPass aswell but getting all the DLC to continue on my savestate would set me back too much around 30€. I enjoyed proper games which happened to have a mobile port aswell way more in general during my time with PlayPass."}
+{"text":"I really liked Carrion once I got used to the controls.If you're not into that kind of thing,the monument Valley cost 5€ each"}
+{"text":"I rarely buy mobile games, I prefer to get the Play Pass, which lets you play certain games for free and unlocks any paywalled stuff in them. Among the games I don't regret buying are Bad North, Slice & Dice, Tobrix, and the extra dungeons and game modes for Epic Battle Fantasy 5."}
+{"text":"Thanks for the suggestions you two. Settled for Stardew indeed, a steal for 0,69€. After using my 4€ discount, I received another for 50% off (max. 4€) right after purchasing. I feel played now"}
+{"text":"Meimei is very hage"}
+{"text":"why don't you take a chill pill and play the game this thread's about?"}
+{"text":"You're not my real dad."}
+{"text":"you're real dad SUCKS at pad, too"}
+{"text":"Gungho's CEO got fired."}
+{"text":"mitebcool"}
+{"text":"Bloomers, we're still going on 3.5 years strong! Over 600 decor Pikmin to collect with a projected 1500 to collect in the coming years. They've even raised the level cap to 130 a month ago just to give people even more of an incentive to bloom. Niantic seems set on keeping this game going for many years to come! How many of you guys are still blooming? I've a couple hundred thousand flowers away from getting to lvl. 100."}
+{"text":"Starting December 12, we'll be running tests in the United States, Germany, and Hong Kong. In these areas, Mushrooms may take longer to reappear after being destroyed, and you may also see more Mushrooms than usual. Only thing I've noticed is that 3 mushrooms within a 10-mile radius of me have disappeared, no new mushrooms or sprouts This is somehow worse than the POI reshuffle during September 2024 that cut my local sprouts by 25%. I'm from the Midwest so I walk through rain, snow or sun. Game hasn't been particularly fun lately, the silver seedlings for the 4th anniversary snack Pikmin have been a bit obnoxious."}
+{"text":"I'm from Michigan so weather has been all over the place. I've noticed some new mushrooms but that's it."}
+{"text":"Weekday: Can't find any large mushrooms Weekend: There are more large mushrooms in my county than giant event mushrooms They increased the item-collecting reward from 12k to 12.9k Goddammit Scopely, it's bad enough this shit is already anchored to randomness."}
+{"text":"Anyone else save their yearly review email?"}
+{"text":"I didn't even know this happened."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"flipper friends..."}
+{"text":"AND STILL NO NEWS"}
+{"text":"The spiral eyes The Theo doujins we got out of this game were good shit man."}
+{"text":"iostoddlers lose once again………….."}
+{"text":"Anyone speak English that plays this third-world, skinner box, LoL-wannabe mobile moba? My bf got me into damn shit and now I can't stop playing, I'm fucking addicted to this shit, it's FUN. Anyway, dicuss whatever, I'm new to this shit. Also, I'm saving points for a Hero, and have the hard choice between Khaos, Prometheus, Naya, the fucking money mouse and girl with dual-gattling guns. Pick which?"}
+{"text":"OK, after getting a contract for Jewish mouse bitch, I'm starting to like her. Throwing money as an attack and being able to cause the \"Greed\" status makes me giggle like a little girl. Helps I set my flag to Israel, so it's even more on point."}
+{"text":"It is more of a dota 2 clone."}
+{"text":"I don't even know if this is the right board for such game Maybe there's a moba general where anons might play it"}
+{"text":"I looked, there isn't really a moba general. I would still like to talk about the game. E-Stein is a character I've just tried, he's seems pretty good, got an item build for him?"}
+{"text":"Necro-bump"}
+{"text":"Cute boys in gachas with a majority of female units should be protected not hated! Post your favorite cute (kinda girly) boys in mobile games"}
+{"text":"when people started calling it \"Blue Archive but with boys\" I had assumed that it meant a bit more variety than little boys, like someone a bit taller here, someone more bulky there. You know what I'm saying."}
+{"text":"There are bulkier boys but they're also shotas"}
+{"text":"I don't know where BA's fame of being \"THE loli game\" came from when the amount of lolis in the game isn't that remarkable compared to other gachas. If anything, ZeroEra is the first gacha where most of the characters are children."}
+{"text":"So based, I hope all the degenerates out there make it succeed"}
+{"text":"I just knew about this and now my dick won't calm down. I'll be there day 1, for now I'm just fapping with these pics"}
+{"text":"según ustedes, que fue lo mas épico o terrorífico que les ha pasado en videojuegos para celular?"}
+{"text":"En el mundo hay que luchar para poder triunfar Con la vida que yo llevo, es difícil llegar Vigilancia por aquí, mirando por allá Por delante, el pistolero otra imagen debe dar Suena el celular, un trabajo regular"}
+{"text":"So how does the offline PC version work? Does it have a complicated set up? Does it play like normal?"}
+{"text":"I meant Sun"}
+{"text":"I'm biased because I created this offline version but I think it's relatively easy, just a matter of extracting archives, combining a few folders and changing one text line. I actually could make a single package where you just extract and run a single bat file but I'm not fond of that approach."}
+{"text":"What do you think they could have done to make the franchise successful? What was the bigger mistake: doubling down on the yuri in Tie, or introducing the male self-insert in Sun? Because arguably both were bad in their own ways: the former limited the game's audience to a small but dedicated niche and prevented growth, but the latter angered the fanbase's existing fanbase and made them pretty much boycott the game. What if Tie and Sun just maintained the status quo from the original game and maintained yuri themes without going all in? And this is not even talking about how Sun and Tie tamed down the ecchi compared to the original."}
+{"text":"The echhi was fine,they should have done what a lot of idolshit did and make the MC nonexistent in the main story and leave the ML pandering in bond stories.Going all in on the yuri in the main story would be risky,since the girls would not be for (you) anymore buc could work if the MC barely existed in the first place so the yuri fags could pretend the bond stories don't exist and the waifufags could self insters even harder."}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I don’t use 4chan much but many of you are smart. I was wondering if anyone has any idea or memory of an mmo rp game available on android devices back around the 2010s? I can’t remember what year- maybe 2014 or so, where you played as these little white marshmallow looking characters , dressed them up, and could explore other people’s “homes?” I remember it being in a weird Birds Eye view perspective. I cannot find it but it’s been on my mind like crazy. I added a crude artist interpretation of what I think as the customization menu and someone’s room. The ground was made of these white marshmallow looking blocks and I think the walls were a black color"}
+{"text":"Um Cubic Castles? What region are you from?"}
+{"text":"Discuss gacha games with these characteristics; no FMC/canon MMC no playable males except MC all girls are for (You)"}
+{"text":"trickal is lolige. it has oppai lolis"}
+{"text":"he's right on that. eversoul was half loli even just two years ago and now it's all grownups. they make alts of those old characters and give them huge tits. it's just how it is in korea today"}
+{"text":"I'm coming around to the fact that he's a total asshole at best. I've never seen someone try this hard to accuse lolifags of being into yuri ever. at this point he's not shitting on the games that do it; it's like he's got a vendetta against people who like underaged fictional characters."}
+{"text":"Trickcal has it all, from lolis to hags and everything in between, freaking love that game. Of course, its all platonic slop but I give it a pass because its chibis. As a wise man once said Chibis have impossibly high sexual appeal squeezed into the most feminine frame possible. Almost like an erotic black hole. This may be unsettling if you were ever taught to slurp up disgusting 3dpd features and behavior. Once a man has seen the trvth, however, they simply cannot go back to the modern, mundane, and inefficient. Welcome home, white man."}
+{"text":"kek, even /esg/ calls their devs breast expansion devs for a reason"}
+{"text":"Timeless Aiona. If you already have her, then Timeless Aiona. Unless you have her at SS10, that should be your pick."}
+{"text":"she isn't part of the coffin"}
+{"text":"Then Hati. If not, then Seth."}
+{"text":"is hati that good?"}
+{"text":"Her and Seth are the only good base Ancestrals. Hati is the best, actually. Ami is ok, but there are better tanks. Noah is potential man, Summon team is a dropped concept. Seth has the bonus that she's a good slot in for the Wind team."}
+{"text":"I need to have something while off on a travel so i don't have much mobile data on certain places"}
+{"text":"Correct - mashing an incredibly basic rhythm game into an incredibly basic strategy game doesn't breed complexity, and giving it a cute coat of paint doesn't make it good. I've had more engagement from the back of cereal boxes."}
+{"text":"Guncho Athena Crisis Battle for Wesnoth"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"No, LoRt is maybe 7/10 on a greed psychotic gacha spend money grind scale if MTGA or Yugioh are a 9/10. But the biggest advantage to the later two is being able to build a third place & new friends with your gameplay knowledge in the form of TCG stores instead of eternally gambling and losing money alone in digital only games."}
+{"text":"Almost all multiplayer games are p2w on mobile regardless of genre. The only one I can name that's completely free is Bombagun."}
+{"text":"New Umamusume clone just dropped"}
+{"text":"That's a lot. I'll still keep it on radar for now but idk for how long."}
+{"text":"Ability cost Nope. Cooldown. And that's the reason why the gameplay is shit. The game is too limiting that there's no strategy available. I've said this before, but HSR gameplay is a masterpiece if you compare it to this game."}
+{"text":"50 days \"\"\"anniversary\"\"\" heh, appreciate it"}
+{"text":"They have to celebrate it, they might not get to 100. Like how gachas now celebrate half anniversaries because of how shitty their quality is"}
+{"text":"Cooldowns are stupid but they can at least still achieve E7 levels of strategic depth with that. Which isn't much at all but hey it managed to convince a bunch of retards that it's good enough for a pvp eSports scene"}
+{"text":"RAYARK YOU IDIOTS EITHER EOS THE GAME OR RELEASE THE FINAL ARC FOR CRYING OUT THIS LIMBO IS UNBEARABLE NOT EVEN RELEASING NEW BANNERS USING I HAVE 30K CRYSTALS JUST SITTING THERE UNUSED NO I DONT NEED THE UNITS I ALREADY HAVE LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND WHERE IS MY NOLVA USER INTERFACE CAMPAIGN HUH HUH?! BEEN GETTING REAL LONELY HERE SITTING AROUND HERE BY MYSELF END MY SUFFERING I AM GOING INSANE"}
+{"text":"Some day."}
+{"text":"The game is far faster after the update"}
+{"text":"Dare I say will your thread hit 2nd year?"}
+{"text":"No unit for December It's sdover"}
+{"text":"Finally, I can smell it, the sweet release of sdeath...."}
+{"text":"There's an eternal thread for Pikmin but no teppen threads? Is the game dead or something?"}
+{"text":"Pretty good run i say. A shame we wont get Omega and Awakened Zero card"}
+{"text":"I was expecting it to end after an RE9 pack. But I find it funny that even Teppen never bothered with any Exoprimal cards."}
+{"text":"Inb4 we finally get a Steam version post EoS, just like EX DiVE."}
+{"text":"this gets axed Peak of Shitcrap is still going"}
+{"text":"Kill game a month out from RE9 FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"}
+{"text":"5.0 soon"}
+{"text":"Dude goes from being slumped against the wall to A-posing. I feel a little warm inside seeing jank like this again."}
+{"text":"Catching up to story after quitting before 2.0 ended mfw the AI voiceovers started and the MC lines are not dubbed anymore Damn. I got Mia back but she just switched to an actual AI voice in patch 1 of Network, no more cute stuttering."}
+{"text":"So, how's warp server going now we're a month in?"}
+{"text":"it feels like a marathon run with runners dropping out every day instead of continuing the race. the finish line is going to have 10% of the players crossing it."}
+{"text":"Keep it comfy prev"}
+{"text":"I wait for the google opinion rewards surveys to give me enough money to buy welkins I'll never spend my own money"}
+{"text":"I wonder if part of the Tsaritsa's plan was to have Dottore burn Irminsul with Arlecchino's flames and then remake it using Scara's core as a new foundation/seed"}
+{"text":"It's been peak since Before the Sun and Moon Call me when Heavenly Principles wakes up, shit will be hitting the fan for real"}
+{"text":"70 wishes lose the 50-50 I knew it, I knew I wasted all my luck on the xilonen banner"}
+{"text":"Why is she like this?"}
+{"text":"Favourite singleplayer/story-driven titles? Indie games? Multiplayer titles without gambling mechanics?"}
+{"text":"Been having a lot of fun playing Wasteland Story. Also playing 9th Dawn III on and off (wish I had a mid-range so I could play 9th Dawn Remake more reliably)."}
+{"text":"Usually it's that they stop being updated (dev can't put in the time, or literally dies) and fall behind the OS so they can't be used anymore. PC games run into this too to an extent with how many hoops some old games have to go through just to make them run on newer hardware/software. Battleheart Legacy is pretty nice."}
+{"text":"Unciv is based directly off of Civilization. It's a good one if youre into non-story strategy. You can also download mods directly through the game. The fantasy mod is pretty good. There's also a lotr, 40k and an adult mod but haven't tried them yet"}
+{"text":"Beatstar is nice now that the servers are gone, there's a modded version being maintained with a custom server that allows custom songs (but also has all songs unlocked). Unironically, Hearthstone's Battlegrounds mode too. Only that part, regular Hearthstone is a shit game."}
+{"text":"Shattered Pixel Dungeon (dungeon crawler) is one of the best mobile games I've ever gotten hooked on. Battle for Polytopia (lighter civ-building strategy) is also good but it gets -points for having microtransactions even if they're mostly just \"buy alternate tribe that starts from a different part of the same tech tree\", still wasted so many of my hours on it over the past 6 years or so. Both free. And of course Slay the Spire and Balatro for PC ports, great time wasters."}
+{"text":"Does anyone here play? If anyone has some advice other than uninstalling and getting a job that’d be cool"}
+{"text":"Breeding Lucy with every BBC in the vault"}
+{"text":"the most legendary vault dweller on all of 4chan full stop"}
+{"text":"used to play this, but after an update caused a reset to alot of accounts i kinda went on a hiatus, even got nick valentine before the kill as well"}
+{"text":"mobile game is only playable in landscape mode Kind of questionable in having a mobile game at all if it's not designed for the default mode on the system. Reminds me of when the Wii had games ported for cheap and they sloppily included a Wiimote option but everything was set for the classic controller."}
+{"text":"I want to game in public but also be ambigious enough that people think I'm texting or browsing instead Coward"}
+{"text":"Nah I'm just lazy and like to game with one hand, preferably while I'm jerking off. Still in public, by the way."}
+{"text":"Yeah, landscape only really works for playing in bed."}
+{"text":"is this thing safe to put your steam account into? lost my laptop recently and I want to play some pc games"}
+{"text":"SD8 Gen 3 Deathsmiles 60fps Corpse Party 60fps Ikaruga 40fps Nioh 12 fps The Citadel 18fps Metal Gear Rising 22fps Dolls Nest 15 fps Left4dead/2 CTD Monster Hunter Rise/Stories/World CTD Pseudoregalia CTD Atlyss CTD Izon CTD Ace of Seafood CTD Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"what the ruck are you doing that l4d doesn't work? on 8g3 even?? its the most compatible soc and l4d is the most easily emulate able game"}
+{"text":"25 fps with broken touch controls. New update must have fixed it. How frequently do these emulators get improvements?"}
+{"text":"very, but you're rucking something up real bad cause you should be getting quadruple of that for at least. maybe you should check out reddit emulation on android"}
+{"text":"well i guess not very, but there been a lot of improvements over past year"}
+{"text":"Mobile gaming is comming, wait untill 2028 No, no, no anon. This will never happen. Nobody likes to play games on a shitty tiny screen Well, I think that works out kinda different than people expect. IT IS COMMING!!! Mobile gaming is 10/10 egonomcally entertainment always your games in your pocket graphics and specs improving 2026: What is the best gaming mobile phone and extra adds for better ergonomics?"}
+{"text":"Agreed, somthing better than this 1,3Ghz Odroid device at least"}
+{"text":"How is this?"}
+{"text":"For me a smartphone is not a substitute, but a complementary platform. Some games I prefer to play on PC, and some are best on mobile."}
+{"text":"Android gaming needs to improve so I can escape Windows"}
+{"text":"Mobile gaming is already indistinguishable from PC gaming. Most of the gacha which dominates this board is available on PC, and now we have shit like Warframe and Final Fantasy on mobile the overlap is close to 90%, especially for bigger titles."}
+{"text":"I really liked the last Turbocharged mode; it's the one I play the most, along with Ultra Rapid Fire. I didn't even touch Ranked anymore because the alignment and matchmaking are honestly a bad joke."}
+{"text":"Any tips? Uninstall. Go back to normal league. Unironically. WR's ranked matchmaking is completely atrocious. It's genuinely too complex for the literal children that make up a majority of the mobile game audience."}
+{"text":"It's me again. I genuinely dk how to fix this. These types of games (picrel) keep happening and idk how I can improve and win them. Feels very unfun to always carry 4 other dead weights who dont know how to play. Note that I dont normally queue ADC, I just flexed into this role because the game forced me into it. I know as an ADC it's hard to 1v9, but even as a jungler I still struggle like this. Picrel is just the best example so far. Is there really no solution other than \"play something else\"? Why and how did Riot fuck ranked matchmaking up so bad? I tried MLBB yesterday and managed to climb to Mythical Immortal in 2 days, which was nice. Because in MLBB at least I feel like I can get some competent players past a certain rank. WR feels like everyone on my team is just playing TDM, and not only that but sucking at it and feeding."}
+{"text":"The matchmaking improved a bit, but the best solution is just to play elo inflator champions."}
+{"text":"The game gives you retarded teammates on purpose. Just pick master yi then powerfarm for the whole game until you are double the gold of you strongest opponent then farm them."}
+{"text":"Mel. I am pretty sure she will be a repeat of Fiddlesticks release."}
+{"text":"Discuss joseimuke games and those with similar appeal to the same audience"}
+{"text":"Ohhh... Wish they were flatter but I guess they need to feed my kids"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the new game playhorny was advertising in their event? Looks like its their nucani competitor, interesting I'll keep an eye out."}
+{"text":"I can just draw and gemini has better writing."}
+{"text":"Degrees of Lewdity (if you're delusional enough.)"}
+{"text":"Like them all, but I like the chemistry and intensity between MC and Gabriel. Pb portrays it really well in the story and the cards. His card was from the best that they have released so far. Worth every penny."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"My wife..."}
+{"text":"very good pic"}
+{"text":"baGODS i kneel forever..."}
+{"text":"LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED LOLI KILLS YOUR GAME COPE AND SNEED A FILTER/GATEKEEP WILL JUST GET YOUR GAME BANNED LOLIKEKS"}
+{"text":"It's a great filter to filtered your game from Steam storefront, lmao."}
+{"text":"Let's talk about this game and why Sega still hasn't released it in the US."}
+{"text":"I finally pulled the trigger and played the game. The $45 dollar skins put such a bad taste in my mouth, I was unwilling to even spend $10 to get King Ghidorah. Fuck greed. If the skins were more reasonably priced, this wouldn't be a problem."}
+{"text":"Mind the typos, I've been hitting the Jai Alai."}
+{"text":"I hate the comics characters."}
+{"text":"What if they released Sonic SatAm characters?"}
+{"text":"That would be rad"}
+{"text":"Any /vg/ Alliances?"}
+{"text":"Lol i only played that for money Wished someone told me how much i should save to get that sweet ass $3000"}
+{"text":"Also twenty plaps on Cleopatra"}
+{"text":"I've managed to defeat hetero hive mother at max difficulty using Alpha Crimson Abyss. It took me countless tries lol.Next I'll try to do it without taking any dmg."}
+{"text":"Here is proof since I don't know how to put two pics in 1 post:"}
+{"text":"And here is her BP, She is S1 with full build and non harmonized weapon"}
+{"text":"In the wake of Japan and Chinese tensions. Why don't China push Ulttanationalist agendas in gacha and bash Japan with it?"}
+{"text":"thinking normal people care about what winnie is butthurt about that week"}
+{"text":"Their gimps are shutting down anything Japanese related. Didn't you heard about the concerts were all cancelled last minute"}
+{"text":"Because most players love Japan/anime-like content and despise chinawank trash. Making chink hachas go full chinawank would crash the industry."}
+{"text":"See what happened to ZZZ when they tries to push chinawank on it."}
+{"text":"But this isn't just Chinawank, this is Japbashing where you turn the politician you hate into a caricacture and it's people's willing stooges to their actions"}
+{"text":"Slow clap to Cygames for making all the worst possible decisions with worlds beyond. Somehow they found a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of success."}
+{"text":"What he heck happened?"}
+{"text":"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. /vg/ is two blocks down"}
+{"text":"crazy strat rotation"}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"How hard could it be to make an original Tales gacha? Too hard for Bandai Shitco, that's for sure."}
+{"text":"Tales of Hebephillia"}
+{"text":"Hard because your only reliable source of money is from chinks who still care about Tales, and making a 3D game is a money sink for development and maintenance. Lumineria was the blunder of the century, and they will never do an original Tales mobile after that. Which leaves you with another jpeg collector like Astoria or Link, which already ran its course. An idle/afk game would be the cheapest possible thing to make, but no one cares about those, and the IP is too niche to have tons of people to care about collecting characters just to look at them."}
+{"text":"there’s a group of devs working on a project to revive Titanfall Assault and also Titanfall Frontline. We need help searching for the following if you still have them stored: Titanfall Assault/Frontline Fankit from the website (it was never preserved in IA) The latest asset bundles for ios and android for TF Assault. Anything post launch for TF Frontline Any help is much appreciated to bring back these games and make the Titanfall Community happy and have a win for once"}
+{"text":"update: Latest ios asset bundles have been recovered"}
+{"text":"I liked titanfall assault but shouldnt they focus on titanfall online?"}
+{"text":"Too little too late. Hook a wireless controller with an adjustable back to a phone and any phone becomes a handheld"}
+{"text":"Personally i would be more excited if it had an actual wasd keyboard."}
+{"text":"It probably is the first phone with slide-out controllers since the Xperia Play. Since the US patent for phones with slide-out gamepads that Sony held ran out last year"}
+{"text":"What are the best mobile rhythm games these days?"}
+{"text":"I like Arcaea"}
+{"text":"I like arcaea"}
+{"text":"D4DJ and Arcaea hands-down."}
+{"text":"you can just talk about the music charts instead of the story"}
+{"text":"I like it a lot but I play JP version since content wise it's one year ahead. The fanbase is annoying that's true but I just don't talk to them. The actual rhythm game and charts are pretty good and it has way more songs than Diva already and it's retarded to compare them to begin with."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"nikke is indefensible at this point, the ultimate cuck game"}
+{"text":"HSR actually sold far more than LADS. LADS actually has an estimate of 31M per month and not the gorillions in the meme chart. Memechart bros???"}
+{"text":"there can be no cuck gacha unless it replicates fire emblem's cuckold mechanic game pushes you to pair your playables romantically for actual gameplay advantages until this kind of putrid garbage mechanic exists in a gacha, I can safely say there's still no actual cuckshit gacha in the market right now"}
+{"text":"My interest in Silver Palace is replacing my hype for Endfield"}
+{"text":"Wuwa didn't release seventeen 5* characters unless he counts MC as female only what is this nigger talking about???"}
+{"text":"This game, whose name I mentioned to you, has closed its global servers... Unfortunately, I personally could not play it, and I am truly sorry about that. Initially, from what I heard, it was used to finance the fifth season of the anime date a live that gave me, not only me, so many emotions. I'm here not only to share my pain, but to ask for help from all the fans of the series and the game... It would be nice to bring this game back to life!"}
+{"text":"What were they expecting when they didn’t bother to even balance character powerlevels. Whales blew their load early and everyone who saved for the laser spammer got bored pretty quick. I had a lot of fun with inverse tohka but obviously shes super underpowered compared to Mio. Fucking retards should’ve buffed her at least instead of speedrunning stupid banners."}
+{"text":"It's a very special girl's very special day! Happy birthday Mio! And Merry Christmas"}
+{"text":"Its going to be JP only and just the anime spirits isn't it."}
+{"text":"wake me up when we got origami"}
+{"text":"Anyone here playing this game? It's somewhat of a solid Idle rpg with a decent amount of strategy, fun weekly/bi-weekly banners, fun systems: pets/runes/accessories/equipment. Then there's the actual erotic character aspect, which some people love more than others, for the bloodflow."}
+{"text":"i downloaded it today will try it out"}
+{"text":"back from steamrolling through the story (i need to level up more before i can do the next chapter?) game is getting boring and i have yet to interact with the gacha"}
+{"text":"I've been playing it for about a month. Its \"ok\". Very typical \"tap thru a dozen menus with afk battles\". Alot of fucking menus, like holy shit."}
+{"text":"the progression seems quite generous but there is nothing to look forward to"}
+{"text":"I'm sure they'll re-relaunch the game in the future"}
+{"text":"But it would be a long time before relaunch."}
+{"text":"Relaunch better let us be able to fully skip ult skill animation. From what I remember, we can only shortened the animation."}
+{"text":"I'm more interested on them fixing the invisible walls They always bothered me when I was out exploring the map"}
+{"text":"Looks like they're sort of launching-not-launching the game for a couple of weeks, in order to get some sort of deal with a new global publisher."}
+{"text":"LETS TRY THIS AGAIN Disgaea RPG, A new Event is out, Etna Summer Resort Defense Battle Season 10, Part 3 Global maybe dead, but JP LIVES ON"}
+{"text":"Etna commissions"}
+{"text":"They could have made so much money if global was properly managed. And if Disgaea 6 and 7 weren't so shit. Too many ifs."}
+{"text":"I heard that 6 was shit due losing a lot of the stuff they have put into the games due the jump to 3d, but I heard that 7 was way better and I was actually thinking on getting that one, is it that bad too?"}
+{"text":"6 is probably one of the worst in the series, 7 is a definite step up from 6. I know this because I've played all 7 mainline games."}
+{"text":"Your top 5 scores are registered and tallied up to determine your reward score. With 10.4 astalos DB i got like 350k. I did two runs with that and left but ill have to go back to hunt rathian with 4 other weapons…"}
+{"text":"The whiny entitled faggot who insists every nook and cranny bends to his specific use case is not in the right for sure"}
+{"text":"700k for the layered armor"}
+{"text":"Is this the best mobile game of all time? I wish it was gay too!"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Yaoi"}
+{"text":"no black men"}
+{"text":"No. I don’t want to date them. And they are not in Yaoi. But tanned men are."}
+{"text":"Sims update"}
+{"text":"Multiplayer mobile games that are not infected with compfags? Anything similar to pubg or CodM?"}
+{"text":"Heroes Evolved. 7/8 of the player base is 3rd worlders, so ymmv."}
+{"text":"bump i loved pubg mobile when it first released"}
+{"text":"acecraft released what is acecraft? vertical scrolling shooter with rogue-like elements for obtaining buffs mid-stages there's also a co-op mode artstyle is similar to mickey mouse and cuphead tom and jerry collab event currently active"}
+{"text":"Well I made it my headcanon because incest but they're still similar"}
+{"text":"Only the Taiwanese version says it too, every other languages doesn't. Considering that using family member words like \"uncle\", \"sister\", \"grandpa\" are common for addressing people of a certain age regardless of being related to you or not, I don't think they're actually cousins."}
+{"text":"If you haven't played in a while, open the achievements tab to unlock the secret clicker minigame."}
+{"text":"So I guess they are making the owl girl playable after all"}
+{"text":"Game is already dead lol"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"vicarious experience or some other shit like this"}
+{"text":"but pandering to mlschizos saves games!!"}
+{"text":"so don't play them"}
+{"text":"It's not their fault that you can't get real female affection from real life, chud"}
+{"text":"Global released a couple of days ago. Anyone playing this game? What do you think?"}
+{"text":"oh wait actually now that I look closer is she wearing rope as a g-string? never mind, I guess still pretty hot though"}
+{"text":"it just works"}
+{"text":"How do i level up my characters? I barely started and I only have 3 characters at lv 20 each, i need more of those level up tickets, where do i get more of those?"}
+{"text":"you need to continue playing story more and unlock the resources area, there you choose EXP and grind away sorry for the late reply i stopped browsing this thread as it's been dead for a long time and i'm not that patient"}
+{"text":"Ty"}
+{"text":"We close another year together, Cookie Run Games players! Last call for the year is as follows: Ovenbreak Save the Day - It's the Powerpuff Girls! Meet Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup Cookie! Collect Sugar Candy to upgrade the PPG and unlock nice stuff! Beat the SHIT out of their villains and watch them jailbreak! New treasure - Sugar X - Copyright Safe! New Jelly Shapes/Costumes later this month! Lychee of the Year Voting! Kingdom Meet Chess Choco Cookie (Epic)! Alongside Glinda™ Cookie Elphaba™ Cookie from Wicked™! Wicked™ Collaboration with mini story events to obtain The Good Witch™ and The Wicked Witch™! - Do daily chores for a chance at getting these cookies and Time Limited decorations! NOW! Invitation to the Abyss! - The Beast Cookies have been invited to the Totally-Not-Grandmaster Hotel to be awestruck by Dark Enchantress Cookie coming back! Essence of Supremacy, Beast Raid Supply Shop, Gem Quest and Weaving Challenge to get Beast Cookies you missed! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You 100% want his artifact."}
+{"text":"OK I'll put off leveling him for now, especially also seeing that Stained Nougat works better for him Let my resources build back up"}
+{"text":"Definitely get Stained Nougat before he goes away, basically tailor-made to be the tagger for Barley."}
+{"text":"I'm tired of pretending that EN Gingerbrave and Wizard Cookie aren't strictly superior to their KR versions."}
+{"text":"almost all of the english dub is inherently worse because they make them 10 times more loud and obnoxious than their KR voice not helped at all that for some reason they make jeremy shada ad lib most of his lines and using his first fucking take while reading the god damn text"}
+{"text":"Have you rolled for your new tsundere yet?"}
+{"text":"Stopped playing this game after back-to-back yurishit unit release. Did they finally stop doing this?"}
+{"text":"back-to-back yurishit unit release Wait what? When did that even happen?"}
+{"text":"I don't think he's ever played this game."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know if flabbycatty meat is halal? I need to know because reasons. I only know that it's not kosher since flabbycatties lack cloven hooves."}
+{"text":"trying to play PvZ2 Reflourished but i haven't been able to find an emulator that doesn't piss me off with ads or just generally feeling gross and corporate, do any of you know any that aren't like this or will i just have to suck it up and use bluestacks"}
+{"text":"mumuplayer 12"}
+{"text":"yeah, mumu"}
+{"text":"thanks guys"}
+{"text":"Game comes out in 22 hours, where's the thread?"}
+{"text":"They removed the RNG from farming Save Data, thereby removing the core concept of the game, but kept the pointless requirement to refarm it on every character every month. To add to pointless time investments, they announced that they would nerf characters no matter how much time and money you'd put into them. The only hope now is that backlash at the end of the season causes them to backtrack."}
+{"text":"feels like you're playing a beta with all these constant changes and adjustments. Is there even any point to play at all at this point until they relase this next update?"}
+{"text":"Sereniel seems crazy as hell. I got an epiphany that generates a couple of her cost 0 lazers whenever you ravage an enemy, so you end up playing a million of them in a turn and deleting any group of enemies"}
+{"text":"People were complaining about the new characters being worse than the game breaker trio (Tressa/Cassius/Meilin) it makes sense that they had to overtuned their first limited character to make her a worthwhile investment."}
+{"text":"And now they'll overtune monsters to compensate. I love powercreep.........."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"Columbina is loved for yuribait. You people love to think your \"ML gods\" are so hated but yuritrannies on twitter love them and defend them all the time and say \"she is literally me\"."}
+{"text":"Yuritrannies are used to being cucked by yuribait. Both Sandrone and Bina are for ML love."}
+{"text":"I would love to have their playerbase and I don't even have a game. I'd shit out an rpg maker game in a weekend for them any day. would suck if I spent a ton on it thoughie"}
+{"text":"MLfags have gotta be the most insecure whiny posters here."}
+{"text":"Yurifag status: lost"}
+{"text":"Previous Thread Monster girls and tower defense. Feel free to talk about other tangentially related DMM games."}
+{"text":"MC asks Lunelka about rumors of monmusu coming here and never coming out she dismisses the idea, however now that the invisibility has worn off and the fact the mansion is much larger and very complicated on the inside due to spatial magic the rumors just started so we should probably go in and investigate Lunelka refuses as outsiders aren't supposed to be let in Vivi says there's a missing person so we need to check also this boy is the master, not an outsider MC also earnestly asks she help their investigation before Lunelka can sort her inner turmoils and concerns, monsters attracted to the mansion gloating over them after we defeat them, she admits the commanding was pretty good too Lunelka then notices something and starts sniffing MC Vivi says while being interested in him is normal for monmusu, about the earlier issue Lunelka says she'll let us in but she's a bit worried about MC's smell MC is concerned if he stinks if that were the case you wouldn't be let into the mansion Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"as we enter, we find a cave? everything about it feels exactly like one Lunelka confirms we are in fact in the witch's mansion the anti-intruder version which confuses intruders with illusive scenery the witch proudly stated it lets you get fresh air even while holed up at home! Amelie and other cave dwelling monmusu show up to repel the intruders Lunelka says they're illusions conjured from those you know the witch proudly stated so you can meet your friends without going outside! but are you actually meeting them...? are you denying the witch's words!? even if you're the master I won't forgive it! no! no! we'll probably have to fight the illusions, but Vivi also notices a black cat Lunelka doesn't recognize it, but figures it's an anti-intruder spell by the witch the illusions are defeated and they vanish Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"through the door is a volcanic area, be careful as the lava seems real as MC wonders what will appear here, a loud roar occurs we meet a new face who appraises us as a cat-eared witch, miniskirt witch, and a ...witch with an exposed belly? Vivi says she's not a witch and asks her if she's forgotten what she looks like Vivi-sama? this is Fuboa the Humbaba she protects the forest and is often searching for something if this is her first time meeting MC, then that must mean she's not an illusion which also means you entered the mansion without permission I thought I sensed a Melam(Aura/spiritual power), but now I'm not sure? huh, this boy has the same feeling as one? Vivi said he was Goshi-... Goshu, Goshujun, no Goshu? Goshu, do you have a Melam, if so please give it to me as they are mine as MC tries to ask what a Melam is, we are interrupted by more illusions the Chifa illusion is directly upfront about this being a test for MC's skills as a master Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we come to a resort after the volcano which is quite the change in temp we find 2 monmusu arguing with each other, one having apparently just tried to poison the other why the hell did you bring me a clearly poisoned drink!? you asked for a drink, there was no condition stating it had to not be poisoned normally that's common sense! these two aren't illusions and are probably also people who wandered into the mansion the two notice the crowd with the Naga especially noticing the cute crossdressing boy and that he's also Valdia's type, right? you're one to talk, Jarnagi! coughing as she switches from retorting, Valdia asks if MC wandered in here too and tries to comfort him and say she'll protect her despite their earlier fight, these 2 don't appear particularly hostile they're more interested in MC only natural considering the outfit an Ornea illusion shows up stating it's a trial to correct everyone's sexual preferences to giants the two get angry at their shota interactions being interrupted and join the fight"}
+{"text":"illusions defeated and vanished, Valdia thinks it was a strange enemy Jarnagi notes Valdia's way of speaking is strange and they start squabbling again MC thanks them for their help and they quickly switch their attention back to him happily while introducing themselves and recognizing he's probably the master they've heard about Valdia the Garuda and Jarnagi the Naga asking why they're in here, Valdia says she was provoked Jarnagi says she just noted she looked scared she's not! cough, well, that's what happened Fuboa's not sure if they're on good terms or not Lunelka says using the witch's mansion as a test of courage is rude and she wishes they would leave they'd love to, but no matter what, they could've get out the place our group came in from has also already closed up it looks like Fuboa says it okay, it might not be out, but we can move forward how so? Fuboa shifts her gaze to the next treasure chest Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Another Eden, Another Thread What are you working on lately? I've been fishing"}
+{"text":"don't play for days loading is painstakingly long again i swear they update behind my back"}
+{"text":"What does the Dragonshade stack do?"}
+{"text":"got 400 stones from cats Nice"}
+{"text":"Iphi SA, Lovinia AS, Hozuki NS SA"}
+{"text":"Been rewatching Yugioh so I love her look, but it seems really out of place for this game."}
+{"text":"Anyone playing it? I gave it a chance on a whim and am surprised by how much I liked it."}
+{"text":"Is it truly over?"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"However, due to the bankruptcy of the developer PixelTribe and the absence of responsible personnel, it has become impossible to carry out even the essential maintenance Lol As a result, we have determined that it is no longer possible to provide stable service, and we regret to inform you that Goddess Order will be terminated as of January 31, 2026 Sad I was going to try the game out"}
+{"text":"Mori Calliope. The game launched with a collab with two vtubers, her and Usada Pekora."}
+{"text":"Why is no one talking about this game? It just came out, it's a spiritual successor to Punishing Gray Raven made by the same devs with a sci-fi Babylonian/Mesopotamian setting. Oh, and you can use this code to get 30 pulls: TFBB0410"}
+{"text":"did they fucking eos it today"}
+{"text":"Get woke, go broke"}
+{"text":"They did a full pivot and committed instead of still trying a wide net just with more waifubait instead."}
+{"text":"shame, brown chick is hot"}
+{"text":"I thought so too, and as minor as the censorship for her was, I figured it was a sign the game didn't want my ilk/wouldn't make fanservicey characters so I dropped. A while later they released a titcow though, but ONE chara isn't enough for me in a roster to return or care."}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"bro you dont even need 6 instances lmao 3 is probably enough If you're aiming for just Sereniel you just need 1 (one) and can reroll on the PC client. If you wanna be autistic and aim for Sereniel + Veronica then probably 3. If you want Sereniel + Veronica + more SSRs like Mei Lin then yeah probably 6 but maybe consider aiming for a sane reroll before you even know if the game is for you And yes, veronica is the best standard character in the game to aim for. Sereniel + Veronica + Mika should solve the entire game until you need a 2nd team for basin"}
+{"text":"czn cuck rushed to make the new thread kek so pathetic"}
+{"text":"Twitter is full of right-wing propaganda also"}
+{"text":"That's the only good thing about twitter"}
+{"text":"this app isn't available for your device because it was made for an older version of android Mobile games are a fucking joke."}
+{"text":"64bit phones can't run 32bit software, 64bit PCs can run 32bit software but Intel and AMD are thinking of removing the hardware feature that allows since it occupies space in the CPUs"}
+{"text":"I hear that making and maintaining phone apps is tough on the devs because of all the different hardware and OS versions."}
+{"text":"what are you running. I come to realize it may be a software as the system is more closed on mobile"}
+{"text":"that's how we lost Haramase Simulator for android"}
+{"text":"This is now lost media. Adult Swim abandoned it and now it can't be played on any modern phones."}
+{"text":"Please tell me I'm not the only one in this shithole who likes Kemco's cellphone games."}
+{"text":"currently have the mood to play single player jarpigs in phone so out of all kemco games which one has the best waifus? bonus if they are also sexo only played both quester games and rev dogma so far"}
+{"text":"do they have any sci fi rpgs that you recommend?"}
+{"text":"Any of you anons played through Fernz Gate? Used to play some kemco games years back and this was the only name I remembered so I must've liked it enough back then, wondering if it's actually decent."}
+{"text":"i prefer sheer selection than romance personally but is there any from kemco? from what i seen the games has 2 to 3 girls tops maybe i should play asdivine series? seems like its considered one of the better games"}
+{"text":"I like the Dragon family of games. For me, Dragon Sinker is still the best followed by Alvastia Chronicles = Dragon Prana. Dragon Lapis is dead last for being too grindy for its own good. Honorable mention to Blacksmith of the Sand Kingdom for having some semblance of gameplay. Haven't played any new Kemco games lately."}
+{"text":"What I say is real and what is fake"}
+{"text":"How do I know when a game is made by AI so I can avoid them?"}
+{"text":"If you can't tell, then you shouldn't worry about it."}
+{"text":"I want to believe I am playing a real game"}
+{"text":"How do anons usually play mobile games? On phones, tablets, emulators, or PC clients? I'm planning on using my old phone (OnePlus 7 Pro) as my main mobile gaming device. Why I'm not using my current phone is because I don't know if it's true or not but I don't want to ruin the battery life."}
+{"text":"Emus and PC client Phone for auto farming/when Im PC doomscrolling"}
+{"text":"My phone is about as old as yours and the battery shows no signs of wear. Maybe it's that well-made or perhaps I took good care of it. I've been using it a lot, mostly for web browsing, but also a lot of gaming."}
+{"text":"Google Play Games for more demanding ones"}
+{"text":"PC clients are the best. For actual png collectors I just play that on the phone."}
+{"text":"Can someone gives me a feedback of my horse prince ???"}
+{"text":"Hes too skinny."}
+{"text":"From NetEase. free-to-play next-gen MMORPG featuring a stunning open-world, a high level of freedom, and an engaging social system. All of this is delivered with cutting edge technology including an ambitious AI powered NPC system and top-notch ray tracing technology to shatter the visual quality ceiling for this genre."}
+{"text":"Weekly 4 trial bosses for 6p, 2 raid dungeons for 12p and 1 roguelike mode run to get RNG gear upgrade Daily short rng dungeon for willpower relics that seem to be your horizontal progress as they are unique for each season Honorable guild wars at weekend PvP also has rank match for 12vs12 and 3v3, the 3v3 mode does not use your gear stats The dungeon gear get sent to welfare store after several weeks There are also some specialized pvp gear that drop from Guild wars and an field map pvp event, they have anti-boss stats replaced with anti-human which give you roughly 5% more atk/def for pvp per piece"}
+{"text":"Most of the mechanics are explained ingame, there's a Guide button in the ESC menu for general stuff. Dungeons have a little walkthrough button at corner. There's also a dumb ingame \"chat bot\" that will explain stuff if you ask it the right glossary term. Idk why they stilll havent' replaced that thing with chatgpt like WWM. For character stats there's a detailed view on right and dungeon-simulation on the left, you can also test your dps in the dummy arena by going to guild hall > turn left and talk to the guy near the 2 dummies > go to arena > talk to the guy on the right to start private instance. Stats are pretty self-explanatory but some of them have vague working mechanic DEF reduces your damage taken by a percentage value that uses the formula like damage reduction = DEF / ( DEF + X) where X is a hidden variable that changes with each patch, like 2000 or 3000 for now. HIT is accuracy, Block is actually EVA that negates accuracy, evaded (or blocked) hit can't crit and do 50% less damage, some skills or passives allow Perfect Evasion that nullifies damage completely. Shield is damage negation by a flat value scaled with skill multiplier, for example if you take 1000 damage after DEF reduction from a skill with 200% multiplier then with 100 Shield you will take 800 damage. Shield Break negates Shield but if your target has vastly higher Shield (double, triple of yours) then it will scale up higher too. Elemental ATK is another layer of ATK but it ignores all damage reductions aside from Elemental RES. Counter or Anti is also another layer of ATK/DEF but it works only against the specified target."}
+{"text":"There's also a dumb ingame \"chat bot\" I love how it says it doesn't know the answer to most things. Dumb little shit"}
+{"text":"also forgot about this but Willpower is funny word for Magick, or Mind Power the \"Willpowers\" that you equip are like Secret Inner Cultivation Arts, \"Cycle\" is Resonance Effect bonus for stacking elements, you want level 3 Fire most of the time, along with level 3 Metal for crits. Wood is flexible, can replace Metal unless you are going for a crit - burst setup. Earth for tanking and frontlining in pvp. Water is for healer only, or going all in as tank. \"Suxin\" is the healing stance for healer, idk why they keep mentioning that when you class isn't even healer. Yeah it's dumb af, you need to ask it precisely the term you want to know. Usually it can also spew out how to acquire a skill if you mention the name."}
+{"text":"Yeah it's dumb af, you need to ask it precisely the term you want to know I guess it's too expensive to send an LLM the game's entire wikia as context each time a player makes a request, so we end up with that retarded cutie"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know or remember this game? I remember playing it when I was in high school ten years ago, and although I remember completing it, my mind simply forgot how it ends. If anyone knows anything more or has any other anecdotes about it, please feel free to comment, especially since it's an old mobile game that very few people know exists, and because of this, technical information is scarce."}
+{"text":"Any anons have any suggestions for games pretty much identical to Raid, but with scifi aesthetics? My favourite aesthetic is post-apoc, dystopian or cyberpunk, so my dream game would be based on something like Shadowrun, Fallout, Borderlands etc. I think there are Marvel and Star Wars ones, but there are no words for how much I despise those franchises."}
+{"text":"Your fav mmorpgs/ online games you play where the community isnt filled with chinese bots or asks you to get raped by billion microtransactions ( i would fr agree to get raped for 100 though)"}
+{"text":"old school runescape"}
+{"text":"wait for heartopia it's a lifesim where upto 12 players are loaded in a session"}
+{"text":"i started playing albion recently and it seems decently fun, but it's kinda boring for me playing without someone else... in case you want to play it w/me and talk a little, my ign is qu7nn. i don't remember the server structure, but i think i'm on the only north american one?"}
+{"text":"Villagers & Heroes is pretty fun"}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"Do we like this game?"}
+{"text":"what is it"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"You did save your bells for Famido and Ricano right? You won't make the bros separate right?"}
+{"text":"Who's the second half though…"}
+{"text":"skip unless his kit is really good/fun like the one 'leaked' a long time ago"}
+{"text":"wet fart"}
+{"text":"Fucking finally. I guess i was right in my assumtion they would do a hatrick, but at least he ain't limited."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"Z2 was apparently making millions a month off this game, even right before it was going to be shut down. Does anyone think Madrona will be able to do that? Waiting games like this dont match up with the current era markets and modern mobile audiences. It needs a lot of work. Its good, but I cant say I enjoy waiting 24 hours for a building I spend the day grinding concrete for. I also hate that units i pay for with real money can do 15 damage in their turn just by random chance. Nonetheless, lets hope they expand on boss strikes like Z2 failed to do. I like shrow too uwu"}
+{"text":"shame this threads dyin, BN is a great game and a great community because we literally revived it from the fucking dead."}
+{"text":"Hi there, lately i've been watching videos on youtube about ZZZ and noticed that all the youtubers have a third party currency seller sponsor and that got me thinking about it. How can these sites send you currency in the first place while only needing your uid and region. When i open the game i can only buy currency directly, theres no \"gift to a friend\" option. Just to cover my ass here im not advertising any site and i would apreciate the same sentiment. Im also open to know more about their business strategy. I think all this sites are just a way for people to launder money, thats why they don't mind selling it at a loss from the actual currency as they get to actually have clean money but i wouldnt mind being proven otherwise, i dont really believe in the \"buy the currency from another country to make it cheaper\" strat but who knows."}
+{"text":"Some gachas have official third party top ups where you just insert your UID, pick a pack, and swipe and it shows up in game. No clue how to get this one cheaper so comment about this ends here. buy the currency from another country to make it cheaper This one works though, especially for globally launched games. I have a Turkish account made only for swiping gachas and I pay 30% less than US prices before Jewgle fixed the prices and pegged most packs to the USD. Some games still have far cheaper prices if you swipe from Turkey/Nigeria, not all tho. For this one, I know people who swipe in their currency and just make money off the rate of their packs. For example, USD: 99.99 Turkish Lira: 40 USD Asking price: 60 USD they make $20 off swiping for you tho only retards will let others swipe for them as it takes 5 min to set up a Playstore acc with another country's billing info. Dont know if it's patched but I've got Google accounts from multiple countries so I can hard swipe with the cheapest prices possible. These days swiping with the US dollar is usually the cheapest option. I'm a maxed diamond whale btw and I check prices of the gachas I play across multiple countries."}
+{"text":"Anyone still playing this? How is it these days?"}
+{"text":"Previous: Your source of the juiciest dramas about gacha games. Anything goes---your sentiment about the gacha industry, schizo takes, conspiracy theories, MTL screenshots from obscure Chinese forums, or just random gacha related topics that don't fit in a specific general."}
+{"text":"One of the most retarded reddit thing covid tourists like you keep on repeating."}
+{"text":"And it will make more than 10 times your favourite gacha, looks like you got a lot more seething to do"}
+{"text":"you get metal rock you get cute girls put two together Simple"}
+{"text":"It really isn't that hard. Simply give us a Male and Female MC and make only the opposite sex attracted to us. There done, I solved it."}
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+{"text":"Ho-oh is sad, it never received a cool card beside that Neo 18/64 one."}
+{"text":"They scammed you hard. Theyre gonna grade those cards and make a fuck ton of profit off your stupid ass."}
+{"text":"Wait the Greninja promo came out in chinkese but not in jap? Did the kingdra also come out?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it does exist from the Japanese printing press, but I think its worth more then Greninja. (could be wrong)"}
+{"text":"Fug I i need this"}
+{"text":"3D was a MISTAKE"}
+{"text":"It's always sad watching a midlife crisis happen in real time."}
+{"text":"why wont they make games that look like THIS"}
+{"text":"Because it's a waste of resources. You'll either be unable to see most of the map or your player model will tiny. At least the realistic looking ones used an actual game engine instead of concept art."}
+{"text":"mandatory trans and pride shit It most certainly is not."}
+{"text":"That is what this thread is all about, yes."}
+{"text":"have three lid stamps pikachu has not appeared so what's going on"}
+{"text":"be jew nosepass keeps spawning in my house so what's going on"}
+{"text":"i wonder where that guy who would post 4-5 different versions of the same infographic every event went"}
+{"text":"Weekly challenge is walking 30 km Is this game made for Americans or what? I walk 30 in a day."}
+{"text":"Stamps received from friends will not count toward the number of stamps needed in the reward track to encounter Pikachu with a Location Background. that's so gay"}
+{"text":"Lucario has a nice ass PROVE ME WRONG"}
+{"text":"to cushion the impact force of my hips against his ass"}
+{"text":"NIGGA"}
+{"text":"DAMN SHE THICC"}
+{"text":"he has CHEEKS"}
+{"text":"And fags will say this is a \"Masculine\" pokemon top kek"}
+{"text":"I hate fucking reddit man (long story) what happened to good old pixel art new games by GF should NOT be 3d they spend all the times worried about the damn bugs that they dont make actually good games anymore gen 8 was the only one that looked like an actual polished game and even then the wild area was bad in a lot of areas what the fuck happened to polished games that look good. Here I attached an image of what I expect from a pokemon game. PERSONALITY not souless models that make no bold moves maybe have a distinct style for a generation for a change? we all know gen 10 is going to be the same as gen 9 and it doesn't make any fucking sense. I want 200 x 200 sprites. unlimited color. NO OCTOPATH STYLE keep it normal. octopath is just going to make more workload and they can't handle that much workload Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"doesn't know how to draw"}
+{"text":"be him \"When life gives you lemons piss in them and squeeze it into your own eyes\""}
+{"text":"what the fuck happened to pixel art 3D development. By the end of the 2000's there was no pixel-safe console in production from ANY the manufacturers, even the long-standing refuge of Nintendo's handhelds went to 3 D, forcing the industry as a whole to either migrate to 3D, while not actually guaranteed to be successful at it OR capable of producing games in that medium, or sticking to 2D pixelshit and retreating to mobile phones as the only outlet for any such offerings. Video games and their consoles have never been aimed at poors, even if they eventually cut their buy-in to allow poors to join (my mother spent over a hundred pound sterling for my old grey brick Game Boy in '91 in a tax-free region, I spent 90 Irish Punts on my color Game Boy and Yellow released in 2000). Small wonder they haven't actually bothered with pixelshit games since (barring cheapo studios and indie spastics making a game in their basement), the poors are all playing on mobile, thus they don't need to bother trying to tempt them. They made their concession to their wallet while still wanting to game."}
+{"text":"I mean you are right. The thing is pokemon is THE role model if they kept going they could have set the standard for modern pixel games. It's actually in a better spot now because now they can make pixel art game and nostalgia bait while making a good product. Now is the time more than ever."}
+{"text":"this nigga is FUMING"}
+{"text":"Liko humiliation ritual"}
+{"text":"I know! It baffles me that we got 2 beach episodes, yet neither of them had a close up of her feet. it also lowkey pissed me off that Roy wore sandals the whole time in the first couple of seasons, thank god hes wearing normal shoes now. The best we've got of Likos feet is this. heres hoping we get more..."}
+{"text":"That's like if you called a fag a homo and they went \"b-but I'm bisexual\" Basically the same thing, faggot"}
+{"text":"Liking teens and liking pre-teens is NOT the same."}
+{"text":"What?"}
+{"text":"That you already played the \"its not doing well\" card in this thread."}
+{"text":"Pure fucking kino"}
+{"text":"literally anything to do beyond the main story, Emma storyline Battle Maison which is dozens if not hundreds of hours of replayable content by itself Battle Institute Mega Stone collecting Seems like there’s plenty of “real content”. Did you actually play the game? xy is severely lacking in comparison to older games, How? What’s missing?"}
+{"text":"compare to hgss: gym leader and e4 rematches pokeathlon bug catching contests safari zone pokewalker battle frontier, which dwarfs the maison in scale other version's box legendary kanto and hoenn starters golden leaves collecting props collecting seals secret trademons (steven's beldum, surge's french pikachu, brock's rhyhorn, jasmine's steelix) XY has next to nothing in comparison, its biggest selling point in terms of content is the battle maison which is nothing compared to the battle frontier"}
+{"text":"compare to [remake of an already finished game with no new region and no new pokemon] also I’m going to pretend trainer customization, super training, amie, PR videos, battle institute, super triples, super rotations, battle chateau, and friend safari don’t exist ah so the problem is just that you’re a disingenuous retard. I see."}
+{"text":"uh it's supposed to be easy actually Doesn't sound like it when you start criticizing the DS entries for it. Maybe you're just a dishonest guy with no consistent opinions."}
+{"text":"G O L D E N E R A"}
+{"text":"this thread is dedicated to Heatmor"}
+{"text":"what romhacks was those?"}
+{"text":"I remember he was in my championship team in Desolation"}
+{"text":"Zados also, an additional link to the official forums would be nice"}
+{"text":"I legit thought that this was a shitpost by some fake leaker when it was first leaked."}
+{"text":"I'm in the rare camp of being just sort of \"fine\" with MStarmie. I've got issues with it, but I see positives as well. Easy Mode: -I like that it's a tokusatsu. I agree with the opposing sentiment that \"just because its a reference, it doesn't mean it's good\", but in this case, I find it comforting. Pokemon's originally based extremely heavily on tokusatsu media, and with any franchise, age and changing of the guard means visions wax and wane. MStarmie being such a stupid, in-your-face reference to a semi obscure kaiju type reassures me that they're still drawing from the same origins. I like that. -While hard shifting to a \"haha funni\" design on an otherwise cool and mysterious Pokemon, isn't something I agree with, I do appreciate that they're using its more humanoid proportions for expressiveness. I find that silly hands-on-hips superhero pose on a star shaped body, reminds me directly of Starman from Kirby, or Starman from Earthbound. -Jumping off that last point, the fact that it's doing outright karate-like moves I think looks genuinely cool, in a whimsical sort of way. I'd like to see that expanded more, do full on flying jump kicks and whatnot. Hard Mode: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't hate him I hate fags trying to pretend that he wasn't designed directly by someone fucking around in a 3D CAD software like most pokemon past gen 6."}
+{"text":"Fandom influence is always bad."}
+{"text":"(cont) Whether you like that \"man-in-rubber-suit\" aesthetic is a fair question up for debate, but it absolutely works to elicit it."}
+{"text":"After Exeggutor and Meowth, I knew this had to be real."}
+{"text":"the only pokemon who matter"}
+{"text":"all dogshit What did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"gyarakino runs this shit"}
+{"text":"Can't be a true ribbon master unlike Scykino Gyaradogshit is a peasant."}
+{"text":"Scyther may be my favorite Pokémon after all just like that anon said"}
+{"text":"Wouldn't it be funny if 10 or 20 years from now the list will go down to only Pikachu, Eevee, and Porygon?"}
+{"text":"Why did game freak give her such prominent vagina bones?"}
+{"text":"why would you want to fuck this creature?"}
+{"text":"meowh how do you respond?"}
+{"text":"how do you respond? Any last words before I use my flamethrower, you ugly piece of shit?"}
+{"text":"get off ya stinky cat"}
+{"text":"Protean Chilling Water ggez"}
+{"text":"Man Edition Continuing the 'I Woke up as a Pokemon, So What?' AU Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Ooh, more Pokemon affliges?"}
+{"text":"Stopgap measure is right. You can really feel what a mess the whole thing is. Appreciated that our autist Vape doesn't take self-contradictory nonsense lying down. blowing air into his body First of all - kinda sus. Second of all, how did she know she could do that? Has she worked with a Vaporeon before do we think? I don't envy whoever has to figure bathroom ergonomics for transformees out. Seems the 'shao instinct has a practical mindset. Probably explains why it doesn't get in Etienne's way TOO much. Heh, \"soldier\" on. \"some pictures hanging\" and \"some of the pictures on the wall\" might be better as \"some pictures hanging on the wall\" and \"some of them\" to avoid the repetition of the word \"pictures\". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Bonk"}
+{"text":"Time to meet mountain noodle's comrades! A weasel and two unknowns walk into a barracks..."}
+{"text":"She tried to cheer him up by doing that belly thing, but accidentally broke his surface tension."}
+{"text":"create the perfect pokémon create 1,000 more pokémon afterwards has anything come close?"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to come up with exceptions to this. Togepi? Wobuffet?"}
+{"text":"easier to make plushies and other merch of when you don't have to worry about anatomy"}
+{"text":"It's like most of the 800+ that were made later are completely unnecessary"}
+{"text":"Espeon & Umbreon"}
+{"text":"just focus on that one and don't bother making more it's that simple"}
+{"text":"Need more Youngmethio episodes pls."}
+{"text":"Scent ball. Lures them into touching it."}
+{"text":"Fair enough."}
+{"text":"Someone post the webm"}
+{"text":"Why can't it be a full anime series?"}
+{"text":"imagine watching garbage"}
+{"text":"At least he doesn't have to larp."}
+{"text":"Struck a nerve didja"}
+{"text":"Well ok, looks cute enough"}
+{"text":"Means you hit too close to the mark"}
+{"text":"monkey thread?"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"know what"}
+{"text":"I don't trust that face"}
+{"text":"He's trustworthy."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post and discuss abnormally big or small Pokemon. Small humans with normal-sized Pokemon are acceptable too. Please try keeping things SFW, since this is a blue board."}
+{"text":"I thought that was an abnormally small Groudon with his trainer from the thumbnail."}
+{"text":"I like the idea of shrinking shocks, but if I may ask. does an increase in voltage increase the shrinking?"}
+{"text":"receiving both an intense shock and the vertigo of shrinking at the same time would probably be a bit overwhelming, not that it would stop my plusle"}
+{"text":"Man i seriously miss the watercolor art, ive always loved watercolor to begin with and it just fits for pokemon especially to me"}
+{"text":"Even more based"}
+{"text":"Watercolor is overrated and Sugimori is a hack who ruined the franchise by throwing Masuda under the bus."}
+{"text":"he's even more based than i thought"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"Some new big tits may slop will be fine"}
+{"text":"chokes you with his ribbon feelers"}
+{"text":"I uhh, I think your Sylveon is deflating"}
+{"text":"Trans creature Now and always We own it. Its ours not youres And there is NOTHING you stupid CHUDS can do about it! :3"}
+{"text":"happy ribbon dog noises"}
+{"text":"Terrakion ass Edition"}
+{"text":"The paradox mons are easy to get shiny."}
+{"text":"It's not like there is anything that's hard to get shiny in SV"}
+{"text":"Just that everything cool is shiny locked. SV legitimately sucks to shiny hunt in because even MM is busted and inefficient."}
+{"text":"i found hatching eggs in SV, while really fast with how quick you get them from the picnic thing and how fast you can hatch them with flame body or whatever its called i had the WORST luck hatching shinies with MM in SV, the odds are what 1/500 or so? i had multiple attempts still take me well over 1000 tries"}
+{"text":"meanwhile there's me doing full odds eggs instead got a shiny sprigatito after 2100 eggs"}
+{"text":"Mythical Pokémon thread! Post Mythical Pokémon!"}
+{"text":"Done?"}
+{"text":"Not yet"}
+{"text":"Discuss husbando Worship husbando Bully husbando Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc. Last thread: TQ: What's your husbando's online activity like? Does he have any favorite websites or online content? Is he online at all? Tell us all about it!"}
+{"text":"Fuck"}
+{"text":"sweaty..."}
+{"text":"My face in there"}
+{"text":"source?"}
+{"text":"artists thought he was gonna be 180cm+ hahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahaha"}
+{"text":"Why are prize pack cards legal but signed cards aren't?"}
+{"text":"Local store will start giving out prize packs series 8 starting this weekend Welp, guess it's time for a well deserved vacation. See you all on rotation day!"}
+{"text":"My LGS started giving them away a few weeks ago. The pulls have been universally bad."}
+{"text":"There just isn't ANYTHING to pull for. Complete lack of value. They should've put secret box and hero's cape in it."}
+{"text":"God forbid they reprint the good Ace Specs (OK Trolley is good, but that's besides the point). Neo Upper is also $15."}
+{"text":"The yellow represents Mega Starmie niggers and the blue one represents Mega Starmie critics"}
+{"text":"You clearly also don't care about getting the joke right, either."}
+{"text":"I do not care about you."}
+{"text":"Based and true Two things can be true at once anon"}
+{"text":"I like how M-Starmie actually subverts the expectation about Megaevolution design by focusing pretty much exclusively on behavior of Pokemon and not it's look. Also I like how it plays with already established Starmie lore - plenty of Starmie's dex entries connect it to space and speculate about it's alien nature and here we have the alleged aylmao frantically attempting to act like a human, kinda skinwalker-style. It's bizarre, baffling and kind of stupid but in an interesting way. Could it be done better? Maybe, but I feel like presentation of Pokemon games is way too limited to sell the \"it tries to act like human\" idea even more. In manga, anime and other media there's more space for that, tho."}
+{"text":"I can't help it dumb niggers exist. And you getting pissy about my views isn't going to stop me from sharing them, cry about it loser."}
+{"text":"I must admit, that Iris can be beautiful  for a ooga booga sheboon negress"}
+{"text":"ban everybody on the board probably for the best"}
+{"text":"She's not black dough"}
+{"text":"projecting It's always the absolute worst people who assume everyone else is just like they are"}
+{"text":"^^^"}
+{"text":"Understood"}
+{"text":"Be Nintendo own the biggest earning franchise in the world. Could have used this opportunity to make a good ad for their mobile game. Instead hire a bunch of imbeciles and idiots from third world countries to have the fakest reaction to their game I have ever seen or scream constantly. This might be the most garbage ad I have seen in my 20+ years of living. The worse part is knowing that Nintendo has the budget to make a better ad than this shit."}
+{"text":"Don’t worry anon just a scammer redeeming his gift cards he got from old people."}
+{"text":"This is how I picture most of this fanbase looks like now"}
+{"text":"Exactly. So true."}
+{"text":"what is this shitty camera quality and lighting? I'm mad this dude got paid for such low effort shit but then I need to remember corpos are retards who think AI looks good"}
+{"text":"Agreed."}
+{"text":"Gen 6 is the most underrated Pokemon generation. It gave us: XY: the best initial pair of games ORAS: the best remakes Mega Evolution: the best battle mechanic A lot of cool lore about Mega Evolution, the Draconids, etc Just because we didn't get a \"Z game\" people perceive Gen 6 as \"incomplete\", but that's incorrect. My hypothesis is that Z didn't happen precisely because XY were fairly complete as is, especially compared to previous initial pairs. So instead, they finished all the lore with ORAS."}
+{"text":"gen 7 ruined zygarde"}
+{"text":"Yes you do. What makes BW better than XY?"}
+{"text":"There are actually reasons to play USUM over XY. I can’t say the same about BW."}
+{"text":"Genuinely try and defend Brawl's mechanical changes. Actually explain why they're good without resorting to \"Melee bad\" as an argument"}
+{"text":"There are actually reasons to play USUM over XY Like being superior in literally every regard."}
+{"text":"Jiggly Psyduck pudding"}
+{"text":"shaun?!"}
+{"text":"I almost feel bad about these. Took hours to make, took a few minutes to gulp down"}
+{"text":"wtf just don't be fat"}
+{"text":"HEY MILLENIALS REMEMBER KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????"}
+{"text":"so something based then"}
+{"text":"I was going to say, \"they already did, they're at 140\" but then I saw Brenden doesn't have EX and I remembered the level limit is 200 now. But yeah, anybody at level 140+ should have continued investment. Depends on the unit. I don't have Clair, so I don't know. The rule of thumb is the closer they are to the current year, the better. But also, it's not like this is a PvP game. If you like Clair, then roll for her. Don't let a moron like me dictate how you play. Squeeze as much enjoyment as you can from this bullshit game."}
+{"text":"Brendan doesn't need EX to do heavy damage with his buddy move every sync, two of them will clear any stage at 1/5 and no EX, if you use Elio's buddy move and circle you'll also add phys up next to his moves"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't know because I don't have him. If there's any you feel I missed, let them know."}
+{"text":"Weekly all-male chart."}
+{"text":"Can you really call it an all Male chart without Chuck or Oak?"}
+{"text":"I think that these two are the coolest box legendaries, and I'm tired of pretending they're not."}
+{"text":"Sword and Shield is when they moved to more rectangular Switch style cases so they designed box legends who take up horizontal space like fucking retards. Luckily the Scarlet and Violet designers were more smart and gave us designs that compliment the case shape"}
+{"text":"more lines doesn't make a design better, it just makes it busier"}
+{"text":"most times but it's contextual and situational rather than an objective rule. Otherwise Pikachu would have no back stripes and a completely straight tail"}
+{"text":"The newer designs have a shit load of lines just with far more boring silhouettes like"}
+{"text":"Name another generation where all 3 starters are worse in looks, usability and popularity."}
+{"text":"<3"}
+{"text":"two men cuddling cringe"}
+{"text":"Better, but holy underbite!"}
+{"text":"except it doesn’t"}
+{"text":"ITS COOL BECAUSE LE REFERENCE Yes."}
+{"text":"Massive improvement over the current design This one's the best though. Just hide its face under the upper jaw at all times and it gives the design a completely different vibe"}
+{"text":"You never go ass to mouth"}
+{"text":"no schizo pls"}
+{"text":"emolga just has some dedicated type of cutedomcoomer poster here"}
+{"text":"Cutedom is based though. I miss the /trash/ threads"}
+{"text":"missing the most obvious one Ivyfag you're not fooling anyone"}
+{"text":"What has Ivyfag done other than have poor taste in a waifumon?"}
+{"text":"exposed the furry 'cord that tries to control the board"}
+{"text":"How come Sabrina originally used a whip?"}
+{"text":"They also captured that feeling of exploring and collecting items so you can explore and collect even more"}
+{"text":"9 nights of op bumping"}
+{"text":"Oh so the thread should be bumped even more hmm"}
+{"text":"would bite"}
+{"text":"Probably scratches the same itch Pokemon does, except with items instead of 'mons. Collect them and use them to unlock more"}
+{"text":"The NORMAL trio. Fuck off with your stupid revisionism thank you very much"}
+{"text":"Normal duo"}
+{"text":"Cope"}
+{"text":"Huh?!"}
+{"text":"probably remove the visual gimmick altogether since it doesnt work too well in 3d. miltank was always whitney's most iconic mon anyway"}
+{"text":"of all the fucking pokemon chansey is the one that does 80 fucking damage with a fucking physical attack what were they thingken?"}
+{"text":"This remains the best Pokemon game on the Nintendo Switch. By far."}
+{"text":"Pikachu > Eevee"}
+{"text":"I know I usually don't post about my nuzlockes unless I'm beginning or ending them now but I wanted to tell you all about my battle against the gym leader of Ecruteak City Morty. Before the battle while in his gym, Hoothoot evolved into Noctowl and Spinarak evolved into Ariados. The two newly evolved pokemon would be put to good use and turned what could have been a hard battle into a one sided battle. First Ariados used Shadow Sneak and killed Mortys Ghastly instantly and then did the same to his first Haunter which did land a Curse but all it meant was Ariados had to be returned and out came Noctowl who turned out to be a menace because Mortys Gengar did absolutely nothing to Noctowl, Gengar used Hypnosis but Noctowls Insomnia kept it awake and also managed to put Gengar to sleep with it's own Hypnosis. Then Noctowl made sure to use Reflect incase Gengar woke up and used Sucker Punch before annihilating Gengar with Confusion. As for the second and final Haunter, Noctowl did the same thing, Reflect, Hypnosis and Confusion, one Curse from Haunter did nothing and only contributed to Mortys defeat. This made me extremely happy. I had lost four pokemon recently that could have been useful against Morty so I thought I was screwed, I'm happy that things turner out more than just fine against Morty."}
+{"text":"Today has been exhausting. I caught a Wooper in Cliff Cave and I later also caught a Chinchou and a Diglett. Afterwards I beat the gym leader of Olivine City Jasmine. First I sent Ariados against her Magnemite who I had taught Dig. Unfortunately Magnemite used Thunder Wave first to paralyse Ariados which prevented Ariados from using Dig and then a Thunderbolt nearly killed him. So I switched out to Tauros who also nearly got killed by Thunderbolt so I switched out to Magneton instead. Taking out her first Magnemite took forever as it kept using Thunder Wave and Super Sonic on Magneton, I took the time to heal Ariados because luckily enough Magneton was strong enough to take hits and eventually after enough Sparks and using Thunder Wave to give Magnemite a taste of its own medicine, the first Magnemite was taken out. Next Jasmine sent out her second and final Magnemite in which I had Ariados use Dig against and despite another Thunder Wave paralysing Ariados, he managed to land a Dig which took out Magnemite instantly. Finally she sent out her powerful Steelix, I sent out Tentacool to use Surf but Steelix was way to powerful and used a Iron Tail to nearly kill Tentacool, not liking how things where, I decided to quickly heal Tauros but sacrificing Tentacool who was killed by another Iron Tail. Tauros came in to finish off Steelix with Surf and it was eventually over. After that battle came a long and exhausting moment dealing with Team Rocket and there bullshit at the Radio Tower."}
+{"text":"In my battle against Team Rocket Executive Petrel, I lost a team member and I was constantly worried. First Noctowl uses Confusion to kill his first Koffing and then his Weezing which manages to poison Noctowl with Sludge so I send out Mankey against his next Koffing to heal Noctowl but unfortunately despite Mankey best effort, it also gets poisoned by Sludge and taken out by a Tackle. Noctowl comes in and takes out the Koffing with Confusion and proceeds to destroy his next two Koffings with Confusion as well but one Koffing managed to lower Noctowls accuracy with Smokescreen, not wanting to risk it, I had Magnetoncome out and finish off the final Koffing with Spark, when it's accuracy was lowered, I just had Magneton use Lock On before using Spark. This battle made me anxious because his pokemon can Self Destruct at any moment. While dealing with Team Rocket, Wooper evolved into Quagsire and then I took on the final three remaining Team Rocket Executives. Against Proton, Magneton took out Golbat with Spark and Noctowl took out Weezing with Zen Headbutt. Against Ariana, Noctowl took out Arbok with Zen Headbutt, Magneton took out Murkrow with Spark and Noxtowl took out Vileplume with Fly. And against Archer, Gyarados took out Houndour and Houndoom with Surf while Noctowl took out Koffing with Zen Headbutt. After all those Team Rocket battles, I have Team Rocket Fatigue but they are finally gone. Any advice for Clair?"}
+{"text":"You should blogpost every playthrough regularly. VP is fucking dead anyways. Appreciate u actually posting about gameplay"}
+{"text":"those nicknames Kill yourself For real this time"}
+{"text":"Based names and based playthrough"}
+{"text":"Post cute male characters!"}
+{"text":"Hop's pretty happy to see Victor huh ;)"}
+{"text":"who wouldn't"}
+{"text":"sadly never because of women"}
+{"text":"dex so awful it killed pokemania"}
+{"text":"My theory is the autistic weirdos that still clung onto Pokemon after the movie were bullied by normalfags. They moved online due to loneliness and made a bubble for themselves, forming this loud minority opinion that Johto was universally beloved. After all, you wouldn't need to talk to strangers online if you could talk to those around you. Looking at their comments about art direction, game difficulty, and the anime, it makes a lot more sense if they weren't around for gen 1 first."}
+{"text":"not surprising if true. gen 1 fags are facebook moms and gen 2 fags have been terminally online for 25 years"}
+{"text":"lol, this isn't what happened at all. If anything this is more accurate during gen 3. Gen 2 was still mainstream up into mid 2001. That is when people moved on. When gen 3 came out in 2003 in the states, that is when people who still stuck with Pokemon moved to online forums and you had to \"hide\" your interest in Pokemon."}
+{"text":"Mid 2001 is like 6 months after GS and before Crystal in the states. It's also when the anime took a nosedive in pace. The decline in interest was happening before that."}
+{"text":"It's also when the anime took a nosedive in pace. The decline in interest was happening before that Brock leaving was the beginning fo the end. Yeah, he came back, but I remember a lot of my friends stop caring once that happened. Also didn't help that they dropped fan favorites like Charizard and Squirtle in early Johto. People talk about the \"filler\", but the huge drop in interest really started between the episode Charizard leaves and Squritle leave. Also they droppped Heracross around that time period too. Just really dumb writing."}
+{"text":"Up or sidegrade"}
+{"text":"why does it have Ryotsu's unibrow?"}
+{"text":"the thumbnail made it seem like it has eyelashes and now I'm horny for a fucking red & white ball"}
+{"text":"Yeah its really dumb. I don't even think there's any reason behind it, other than \"we made it a boss fight, therefore its a Noble Pokemon, and we didn't take 2 seconds to think of the implications\" This I dont hate H-Voltorb or anything (aside from the stupid lore shit but who cares), but it generally looks worse imo. The Voltorb line was a cute in-universe twist on a mimic, given a little bit of lore as a tsukomogami, but not anything that was meant to be super duper serious. Its a gag mon that looks like a pokeball (and only logically could be mistaken for one from the perspective of a 2D game), but it just fucking explodes constantly. As such, the original design is appropriately simple and silly. Just a pair of gnards, one pissed off, one smug. HVoltorb/Electrode are more detailed, made to look like they were carved, but they lose a lot of that simpler charm in the process. Their color schemes, while logical, are also way worse."}
+{"text":"After Paradox mons and Tera as a whole, I've given up on any hope of GF trying to have any sort of logic or consistency to their lore and world building. Shit just happens and they lazily try to justify it after the fact, if at all."}
+{"text":"A thread for the creation and discussion of fan fiction and other fanworks - anything that involves a story and/or reading. What've you been reading? What've you been writing? What would you like to see more of? Thread question: What are your reasons for dropping a fic and which fics were they? Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Speaking of ninjas, I'm using the tree and water walking from Naruto"}
+{"text":"Third time I just read a chapter and a new one comes out How does this keep happening!"}
+{"text":"It's all good, this'll be the last for a couple weeks, you're blowing me away at how fast you're getting through my shit with all that analysis. Also, I felt like I should probably tell you so you're not waiting ages for a plot twist that isn't coming and it'd be months before it becomes clear Looker S doesn't have anything to do with Seringue, I forgor the character it's meant to be shares the first three letters of her name with our local poisoner. It's just a little nod to my filthy degenerate yuri ships."}
+{"text":"In any case; I WILL read it all this month! Also, no way in Hell am I gonna read that spoiler, even if it's a joke, I ain't risking that."}
+{"text":"you just need to write battles in an entertaining way"}
+{"text":"Hey /vp/ do you buy pokemon merch"}
+{"text":"Mostly plushies but yeah I buy a good chunk of Pokemon merch"}
+{"text":"cards get the posing right So why does every other official art fail?"}
+{"text":"There isn't a pose in the world that can save this dogshit. As always, it's embarrassing how much of this fanbase is pathologically incapable of admitting that Game Freak can do anything wrong."}
+{"text":"its growin on ya doe"}
+{"text":"There is too many things wrong with toiletgatr for one off model card art to fix it"}
+{"text":"fpbp black and blue designs Creatures, Inc composers ghost types All of these seem to be free from criticism in the eyes of the fans."}
+{"text":"He deserved better"}
+{"text":"yep"}
+{"text":"Water type supremacy"}
+{"text":"Wish we could at least throw rocks at these retards"}
+{"text":"The AI is too smart to do that now but there should be some kind of option for your character to yell and aggro everyone within a certain amount of tiles for those situations."}
+{"text":"I always love seeing unusual pokemon teams"}
+{"text":"An Explorers team that doesn't have a furfag in it. Impressive"}
+{"text":"What's her podcast about?"}
+{"text":"Any mustelid drawing requests?"}
+{"text":"Tons, anything specific you’re looking for? Cool/cute, active/passive, whatever?"}
+{"text":"In this thread, we will determine who has the best pair of legs in the franchise. As a seasoned leg appreciator, my vote goes to the Unova lass (not pictured)."}
+{"text":"spats come on now, we know Gloria better than that. She wears buneary panties."}
+{"text":"do you think her parents were aware how sexy those garter belts make her look?"}
+{"text":"SEXO"}
+{"text":"Because gloomy girls need some love too"}
+{"text":"imagine the smell ><>"}
+{"text":"Slop bad."}
+{"text":"twitter pokemon and latin american facebook pokemon groups"}
+{"text":"The German Bulbapedia (PokeWiki) I went into their Discord server and tried to convince them to add all Pokemon cries from the GameBoy and DS era, because the newer sounds sound like ass. They were lazy oieces of shit and said it's too much work and said I should do it instead but I don't even have a fully completed pokedex on any of the GameBoy games. Fuck them. Lazy pieces of shit."}
+{"text":"Nta but it is that bad and it's not because of lack of new games"}
+{"text":"FPBP"}
+{"text":"and the entire section for playing the fucking games (which is halfway down the fucking page by default) I'll give Bulbapedia credit for one thing, they fixed that on the actual wiki pages after being dunked on for putting the Anime above all the game data for the better part of a decade. Still embarrassing though."}
+{"text":"SPNatI.net is a community-run hentai poker game where every character is created by one or more fans of said character, with genuine care and love put into their dialogue, poses, interactions, and respect for their source. The current characters in the game are: - Alola mom - Aqua Grunt - Caitlin - Carmine - Colress - Cynthia - Dawn - Elesa - Gloria - Guzma - Hex Maniac - Hilbert Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"clearly not because Roxie is there"}
+{"text":"Fucking Best girl right there"}
+{"text":"What's your pokegirls wishlist for SPNatI? Lebanne and Korrina"}
+{"text":"Thank you Anon. Having to skirt around the character age thing kind of put me off the idea of making my fav character in it, but this is still interesting"}
+{"text":"Imagine the smell"}
+{"text":"where's he off to in such a hurry"}
+{"text":"skuntanks animation in platinum is literally lifting its back leg to brap, before getting ready to fight."}
+{"text":"Do you expect him to go into battle feeling all gassy? Wouldn't YOU rather let one rip before duking it out? Though I suppose depending on how putrid the fumes are, you might win without having to lift a finger due to your opponent fainting..."}
+{"text":"The Battle Frontier project has started! A backstory on why the Safari Zone doesn't have Safari Zone mechanics What was going on during ORAS's development"}
+{"text":"I just like playing with my favorites, not with some random Pokemon that the Factory decides to offer."}
+{"text":"What was going on during ORAS's development Ohmori"}
+{"text":"YAMI WO KIRISAKU"}
+{"text":"knowing developers name Take a break."}
+{"text":"Yawner melty"}
+{"text":"The almighty champion Lost to 3 little kids and their NFE starters"}
+{"text":"Keep down the goalpost buddy"}
+{"text":"gogoatpost"}
+{"text":"I remember that gogoat was hyped as the introduction of rideable pokemons and even there was a scene in a trailer where the player rode a small gogoat (preevo wasn't known yet) and used to jump ledges. It turns out riding gogoats in luminose city was super slow and lame and an authomatic process, and the jump ledges thing was just limited to a small area with only a few items to find."}
+{"text":"What actually solidified my feeling that GF just don't want female villains was their sudden backtracking they did with Lusamine character in USUM. Thats just Ohmori being a waifufag gacha games do this shit too where every female villain has to be redeemable in someway"}
+{"text":"lol womyn"}
+{"text":"Explorers Remake. Black and White are fine, but Explorers of Sky is peak Pokemon."}
+{"text":"post some elephants here"}
+{"text":"water tires imagine"}
+{"text":"such a round pokemon should have thick fat"}
+{"text":"Makes sense, I think Rioluwott has contributed a lot to the upcoming update."}
+{"text":"I'm not ESL. And what I mean is that I don't even know where to start with any of the different hacks, there's like a dozen that I've seen."}
+{"text":"is rowe fun? Does it add story or regions? Do the evil teams do anything?"}
+{"text":"is rowe fun? That depends on you. You can have fun with it. Does it add story or regions? Technically yes, it adds Kanto & Sevii. It's meant to have as little story as possible, though, I think. Do the evil teams do anything? Don't think so, no."}
+{"text":"dɯnq"}
+{"text":"It's the best day of the week! Post all of your Serenas and Y-chans here! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Why did she flop so hard?"}
+{"text":"Nobody believes this one though"}
+{"text":"Ok. She's a bimbo."}
+{"text":"New Year, Same Sleep Style Edition What is Pokémon Sleep? Pokémon Sleep is a sleep tracking app that utilizes your smartphone and/or the Pokémon Go Plus + device to record data as you sleep. In doing so, you'll be able to meet a variety of Pokémon and fill out your Sleep Style Dex. Be sure to post your Research ID so that you can add and share candy with fellow Anons. We are currently locked at 50 friends. FAQ: How do Shinies work? If you encounter a shiny Pokémon, a single Poké Biscuit will auto-befriend it. What should I spend my diamonds on? Expanding your ingredient pockets, item pockets and Pokémon box. Long term you’ll want to max out ingredient pockets, everything else is up to what's convenient for you. When should I use my items? When you have a good grasp of the game mechanics. You may want to save up Recovery Incenses for event missions. What should I spend my sleep points on? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Worth using on a neutralizing mint on? Lax nature…"}
+{"text":"I've never used entei, but I'd say thats the best you're ever gonna roll. 3 helpful skills is great on something this rare. I'd say mints are made for things like this."}
+{"text":"Most distinctly-fish Pokemon don't make it into many other games due to these exact hurdles. The one fish Pokemon that they could add to the game (ironically) is Magikarp and Gyarados. Magikarp is a punching bag and commonly recognized by its flopping about on land. And since Gyarados canonically flies, that's not much of an issue either. Though as far as the original 151 are concerned, I don't think we need to see too many more of them. Let the other generations shine a little, even if I'm not particularly attached to anything past the first 3 generations or so."}
+{"text":"Yes, that's a distinctly strong use case for a nature mint. Neutralised that has the third best skill trigger rate, bolstered by Helping Speed M, it's investment worthy. In terms of ingredient finding or skill triggers, the maximised rates are as follows: 1. Subskill M + Subskill S + Good Nature 2. Subskill M + Good Nature 3. Subskill M + Subskill S Subskill M gives +36% to base rate, Subskill S gives +18%, and Good Nature gives +20% (+10% for Helping Speed). These stack multiplicatively, so Pokémon with stronger best ingredient finding or skill trigger rates get the most benefit from these subskills and natures. Shuckle is a keen example of this due to its low helping frequency. Suicune is a good counter example, where its helping speed is superior but its skill trigger rate is lacking, so it benefits more from helping speed boosts to the point that a Naughty nature (Speed Up Skill Down) is viable as long as it has Skill Trigger M to counteract the penalty. This is because it increases the number of rolls for a skill trigger per-day, and the skill specialist pity system increases the odds with each failed roll."}
+{"text":"Got my third eureka seed today from a hungry Darkrai. Skill Trigger M on Lv 50 slot, that's pretty good! I'll reroll Lv 25 slot next time, if it's somehow worse then Energy Recovery Bonus I'll take the 40 candy instead."}
+{"text":"GRASS MONKEY THAT FONKEY MONKEY"}
+{"text":"CHARIZARD on top /vp/ has fallen"}
+{"text":"4chan, /vp/ poll Worthless trash"}
+{"text":"it's almost like a few of us still want to have fun here among the edgy zoomer retards"}
+{"text":"4chan, /vp/edo opinion Also worthless trash"}
+{"text":"been watching this and it feels like the same exact few battles over and over"}
+{"text":"Just to start? You can play some of the random showdown doubles to get a little of the hang of it, then just use/rent a team from the sample thread and play on cart or showdown"}
+{"text":"also, id add reg I is probably vastly better for a beginner anyway. the power levels in a format with restricteds tend to be much higher but that kind of play-around-your-big-hitters playstyle gives beginners a focal point to latch onto, meanwhile reg F is slow, positioning-centric ass cancer"}
+{"text":"at this point just wait for Champions"}
+{"text":"A team without Gholdengo or a way to deal with Gholdengo is actively throwing, yes. It has an extremely powerful spread move as its signature and its ability makes it immune to all status moves, meaning it cant ever be disrupted and usually the only way to deal with it often just involves killing it, which is also easier said than done because its also incredibly bulky on top of all that."}
+{"text":"reg H was slop reg F is slop. champions save us"}
+{"text":"McDonald's edition Previous"}
+{"text":"It's not even friday why tf is this thread still around"}
+{"text":"he says, while bumping the thread maybe you should say that to the weeks old eevee threads instead"}
+{"text":"Between BW being the best and most complete initial pair of games, B2W2 forgoing 3rd versions entirely in favor of full on sequels, something that has never been done with Pokemon since, and brilliant mechanics such as hidden abilities, not to mention all the content between games, keeps you coming back for more. Sure it's missing some things such as the Battle Frontier, Poke Radar and Berry Farming, but it makes up for those and then some. Battle Frontier Gen 5 already has 5 battle facilities scattered throughout the region, the same amount as Sinnoh and Johto's Battle Frontier. The Battle Subway: the classic Battle Tower of Unova. The Battle Institute: Test your Pokemon battling prowess against five trainers with ever-increasing difficulty. Can you reach Master Rank? Pokemon World Tournament: Face off against Gym Leaders and Champions from Kanto to Unova in a nostalgic clash of the ages. Pokestar Studios: Take part in movies with rental Pokemon and solve puzzles using the battle system. Take part in a movie with your own Pokemon and go for a strange ending, you could get a special battle animation for it. Black Tower or White Treehollow: Take on Unova's Challenge by going through ten floors of a battle dungeon, similar to the Battle Pyramid from Hoenn, ending with a Shiny Pokemon as a reward. Poke Radar Phenomena. See a blade of grass rustling, or a dust cloud in a cave? You could either find a rare Pokemon such as the Elemental Monkeys, fully evolved pseudo-legendaries such as Dragonite and Metagross, or rare items such as Gems and Evolution Stones. Alternatively you could find an Audino for a bunch of EXP, if you need it. Berry Farming Join Avenue allows you to buy berries in bulk. Much better than waiting for hours, micromanaging every berry patch you planted berries in, only to barely get any berries in return. (1/2)"}
+{"text":"And Gen 5 was the first time Pokemon tried a deep and engaging story, between Ghetsis and N challenging the very idea of Pokemon Trainers, enough to the point where they awaken the opposite legendary for their plans, all while Ghetsis secretly plans to be the only person in Unova with Pokemon, ultimately leading to a split between Team Plasma in B2W2, the classic Team Plasma lead by N, now seeking atonement for the misdeeds they caused two years ago, and Neo Team Plasma, who remain loyal to Ghetsis and want to take over Unova. Sure Gen 5 has some problems, such as the very clunkily implemented difficulty modes in B2W2, the lack of following Pokemon, no Battle Factory, no Secret Bases, and most of the game relied on online features that were taken down a couple of years after the games released, but for every con in Unova, there's five pros that make it worth playing. I would not be mad if Pokemon outright ended after B2W2. The culmination of 16 years worth of experience went into making these games is unmatched. I for one am happy we don't have a Unova remake at the moment. Modern Game Freak knows they can't touch perfection. The only way they could get around it was in Scarlet and Violet introducing a new location in the seas of Unova. (2/2)"}
+{"text":"Between BW being the best and most complete initial pair of games, Then why does it have less to do than XY"}
+{"text":"“The perfect send off” and then you spend the entire rest of the post making up excuses to justify the lazily cut content lmao HGSS was a good send off to 2D pokemon, gen 5 is just Masuda’s weird fanfic"}
+{"text":"yawnie sneething already GODnova winned again"}
+{"text":"tpbp"}
+{"text":"Slugma"}
+{"text":"use salt cure on slugma its super effective Bravo kojima"}
+{"text":"great concept but why are his stats so low"}
+{"text":"Cute lil fella wish Magcargo didn't suck so much"}
+{"text":"why do so many trans people love gen 2?"}
+{"text":"Older fanbase = more likely to be an autistic shutin = more likely to troon out"}
+{"text":"Crystal let you play as a girl"}
+{"text":"I played it on the virtual console a few years back and I liked it Not trans thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Troons like GSC Aryans like HGSS"}
+{"text":"female alakazams the funny part is that there was a gender difference added in gen 4 for the beard to be shorter on females. Obviously GF at the time knew it was a little weird so they did something about it this It's incredible how just one option added that was meant to allow young girls to roleplay and self insert themselves became an asset for mentally ill pedophiles to fantasize themselves as a woman. You really can't give them anything what if I like both. Do I become a tranny aryan? A traryan?"}
+{"text":"use dark balls, /vp/ taste unlimited power"}
+{"text":"d-dark chips, you say?!"}
+{"text":"I larp as him in my games, I wish one game would actually let you play as him, at least an evil team recruit."}
+{"text":"i still think it's weird as shit how no one seems to remember the weird freaky cgi kaiju celebi from this movie like they do with, say, the \"virus\" groudon from the jirachi movie i hear more people talk about fucking mechamew2"}
+{"text":"Colosseum's the closest you're gonna get"}
+{"text":"As someone who watched the anime casually up until some point in Gen 4, this movie was pretty rare to air on TV. It felt like Movies 2, 3 and Heroes were on mostly commonly and you'd sometimes get Wishmaker, Lucario and Manaphy in Gen 3. Darkrai felt like it got put on air the most out of the Gen 4 movies."}
+{"text":"So why is Greeninja blue and not green? It's in the name it should be green"}
+{"text":"I don't see the problem with being polite."}
+{"text":"get mean"}
+{"text":"leads substitutes because it outspeeds your Dug or other offensive threat to not get statused, a good way to deal with it, and then baton pass or not Zapdos gets hidden power iced or tbolted while not being able to hit back, phasers like Suicune Swampert Moltres get HP Grassd or Tbolted roars you out for trying to set up defenses or offenses These two are cancer and they're not even OU staples."}
+{"text":"Raikou outspeeding Dug"}
+{"text":"If you dont have dug how do you deal with sub joltkou as all roar users are weak to them"}
+{"text":"How often does Raikou even run Roar? It would have to give up Substitute, which makes it extremely weak to status, or Calm Mind, which means it can’t sweep. Regardless, Claydol also fucks it up pretty badly, Blissey walls it forever, and it loses to either Swampert or Flygon depending on which Hidden Power it’s running. Another niche counter is Steelix, which it can’t really hurt at all unless it’s running HP Water."}
+{"text":"No I mean roar users like skarm the birds suicune etc get hp grass tbolted or hp iced by Jolt and Raikou, before they can roar them out, and in Jolts case, can even baton pass out. Tyranitar gets tbolted Salamence too, Dug MAYBE breaks the sub and doesn't die (I use the sample set import which is 100+ Jolly for some reason but I assume it's right as it has the bulk investment)"}
+{"text":"Swampert too from HP grass"}
+{"text":"Previously on /napt/: This is a general thread for people to post their AI art and/or make requests from others who may want to attempt making their own Pokémon-related gens. NovelAI v4.5 is a paid AI generator. Opus tier users have \"unlimited\" Small/Normal generations, though editing tools require credits. Midjourney is a paid AI generator, also capable of video. Usage requires a monthly subscription, with basically infinite gens. Microsoft's Bing AI is a free image generator that is powered by DALL·E 3. Civitai is free using its ‘buzz’ currency. You get a certain amount every day, plus more for liking models and gens. civitai.com Otaiku is a (mostly) free mobile app. An ad watch is required between each image generation unless you pay. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Nice, input image is easy to make but what tags do you use in wan to made something like this?"}
+{"text":"wan doesn't use tags, it uses natural language proompts. you need to use nsfw wan loras to get decent results for lewd content. there are heaps of them on civitai with varying quality. all of them are trained on real-life video so you need to adjust the lora weights for anime. as for the text proompt, you can literally get it just by dragging those video files into comfyui. a lot of it is just trial and error; write something you want to see, generate a few outputs, figure out what's not working well and keep trying to iron out the issues until you get consistently decent results. you can also try the relatively new painterI2V workflow for better motion at the expense of less consistent colors. this one  is a different story, and required manual work."}
+{"text":"I gotta ask: Are you guys using litterbox on purpose? Like, are you aware that it deletes links after a certain period as opposed to normal catbox links that are available for way longer? Are you doing this for some specific reason?"}
+{"text":"please share the collection in zip"}
+{"text":"*blocks your path*"}
+{"text":"females on /vp/"}
+{"text":"I gotta ask , why the heck a mod boss running the entire Lumiose city instead of the Mayor?"}
+{"text":"Anon..."}
+{"text":"Why do women like the conventionally attractive bad boy? Come on now"}
+{"text":"I love a happy ending."}
+{"text":"Thanks."}
+{"text":"I bought an oak off ebay for 7 dollars. Id rather give my money to SEA than Dena"}
+{"text":"Hub. Find a trade in minutes. No nonsense."}
+{"text":"First godpack, started at launch, f2p of course"}
+{"text":"you better pay back your friend's debt, or else you'll be swimming with the magikarps"}
+{"text":"Based."}
+{"text":"Charizard go maul this guy"}
+{"text":"Isn't this guy like 5 ft 4 or some shit?"}
+{"text":"What did the entirety of /vp/ think of this game?"}
+{"text":"post a photo of your skin. I already know you won't"}
+{"text":"Hope she's in the sequel"}
+{"text":"Would /vp/ play a Pokemon x Digimon crossover game?"}
+{"text":"Yes as long as Bandai makes it"}
+{"text":"Honestly better than most pokemon games of the past decade minimum."}
+{"text":"Diamond snow edition Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"I meant non lewd stroking but... I guess hair jerking Kiki wouldn't be bad either"}
+{"text":"no kiki doujinshi uploaded no new osouzaiya doujinshi uploaded no new wool doujinshi uploaded its fucking over for me"}
+{"text":"Anon no!"}
+{"text":"Can I get the nutrition facts on a single serving of waya?"}
+{"text":"I'm guessing protein, carbs and tons of sugar. All delicious!"}
+{"text":"Lillie, Marnie, Chicken, May, Liko, anime Serena, etc"}
+{"text":"Who could blame him? SM/USUM were the last good Pokémon games"}
+{"text":"hebe thread posts lolis the only canonical hebes in pokemon are hilda, rosa, bw1 bianca, and x/y serena. at least use the correct words"}
+{"text":"Liko was around in 2017 Retard"}
+{"text":"What about Gloria or Marnie? They are like a massive red light for the hebe fans, attracting them by the hundreds."}
+{"text":"For me, it's Gloria."}
+{"text":"megas are supposed to make weak pokemon stronger ffw to 2026, pokemon legends za megas are another rich get richer gimmick What's even the point of bringing back the one mechanic that made weak Pokémon good if you're gonna change the mechanics to make it so only good Pokémon excel with it?"}
+{"text":"the mechanic being tied to a gauge is what makes it rich get richer"}
+{"text":"Notice how anything Gamefreak or any representative of Pokemon says something, only for their products to not reflect it."}
+{"text":"megas are supposed to make weak pokemon stronger Not since they gave shit like Lucario, Garchomp and Legendary pokémon megas. Then it just became a shill feature to push shit at retard kids."}
+{"text":"It was always a \"rich get richer\" situation. At least now that you can use more than one there's a reason to use Mega Beedrill without needing to sacrifice Mega Mewtwo"}
+{"text":"You didn’t debunk anything. You just claimed something is true with no evidence to back it up."}
+{"text":"In my battle against Team Rocket Executive Petrel, I lost a team member and I was constantly worried. First Noctowl uses Confusion to kill his first Koffing and then his Weezing which manages to poison Noctowl with Sludge so I send out Mankey against his next Koffing to heal Noctowl but unfortunately despite Mankey best effort, it also gets poisoned by Sludge and taken out by a Tackle. Noctowl comes in and takes out the Koffing with Confusion and proceeds to destroy his next two Koffings with Confusion as well but one Koffing managed to lower Noctowls accuracy with Smokescreen, not wanting to risk it, I had Magnetoncome out and finish off the final Koffing with Spark, when it's accuracy was lowered, I just had Magneton use Lock On before using Spark. This battle made me anxious because his pokemon can Self Destruct at any moment. While dealing with Team Rocket, Wooper evolved into Quagsire and then I took on the final three remaining Team Rocket Executives. Against Proton, Magneton took out Golbat with Spark and Noctowl took out Weezing with Zen Headbutt. Against Ariana, Noctowl took out Arbok with Zen Headbutt, Magneton took out Murkrow with Spark and Noxtowl took out Vileplume with Fly. And against Archer, Gyarados took out Houndour and Houndoom with Surf while Noctowl took out Koffing with Zen Headbutt. After all those Team Rocket battles, I have Team Rocket Fatigue but they are finally gone. Any advice for Clair?"}
+{"text":"teaching Tauros Surf in a party with 2 water-types I don't understand."}
+{"text":"I had Tauros before I had any water types. I originally had Slowpoke as my Surfer but I lost him."}
+{"text":"hmm ok that makes sense"}
+{"text":"page 9 bump!"}
+{"text":"Post Lillie, Lana etc."}
+{"text":"Am I the only one who thinks Mallow is kinda underrated?"}
+{"text":"She's pretty cute too, I feel like her and Lana are a packaged deal"}
+{"text":"Nice of the mods to just delete the child porn instead of the thread it keeps coming from, almost like they want it left up. Wonder why that is."}
+{"text":"The glowniggers simply want to expand their collection."}
+{"text":"Wonder why that is I mean It's pretty obvious why the thread stays up you just have to think a bit. By keeping this thread up that means Lillie, Lana, Acerola, Selene, and all the other Alola girls do not get threads of their own made, It'a less work for them."}
+{"text":"this one sounds much less stupid than the last one"}
+{"text":"Best general Pokemon Adventure character cards and lore cards? I like those scenarios where your fate or path hasn't been so predefined, but it's hard to find lorebooks that don't have like every Pokemon."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"do delinquents deserve love?"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday Scarlet"}
+{"text":"How old is she?"}
+{"text":"Now that I think about it, the Johto Gym Leaders got so shafted during the GSC arc"}
+{"text":"To be fair, Yellow’s team was decent during the first three generations of Pokemon."}
+{"text":"Never played the initial generation, is this anon telling the truth."}
+{"text":"BAKING!?"}
+{"text":"Just because you slap more buzzwords on your spam posts don’t make them any less cringe."}
+{"text":"Fuck off retard we're still on page 1."}
+{"text":"BAKING!? ^ this"}
+{"text":"Uuum bake please"}
+{"text":"Post cool/cute/silly/whatever art of Legendary Pokemon"}
+{"text":"Zygarde’s Complete Forme is peak design, but its transformation method is peak trash"}
+{"text":"I don't think it works that way, but I guess we'll never know unless we try. Trust me i'm very fertile"}
+{"text":"your yandere gf with a bigger dick than you will never pin you down and passionately frot against you to assert dominance life is truly unfair"}
+{"text":"Nothing like a one hundred thousand dollar cup of coffee with the goodest boy Poke'earth has ever conjured"}
+{"text":"YJK"}
+{"text":"Grape feels appropriate. Grape is always appropriate"}
+{"text":"Tyrantrum is my favorite pokemon"}
+{"text":"he's really fun in pokerogue with volt tackle, flare blitz, and shift gear. I wish he could recoilmax like that in the real game"}
+{"text":"Imagine if these were the actual alpha sizes for Aurorus and Tyrantrum."}
+{"text":"It was shown that Tatsugiri is clearly a favorite of someone at TPC. Ceruledge, being a favorite of both the West and the East would clearly receive it, but they realized they would have to give it to Armarouge as well."}
+{"text":"Post your harems, rate, and analyze others taste. Pokegirl edition."}
+{"text":"No, she’s genuinely my favorite Pokegirl. She replaced May after 15 years and I never imagined that to be a possibility (and no, I didn’t make the thread that’s currently up either)."}
+{"text":"I mean, he's probably the same schizo posting those threads."}
+{"text":"you like pokegirls with long hair we have similar choices, except I would change Cynthia for Hex"}
+{"text":"‘up"}
+{"text":"Anything Golett and Golurk related"}
+{"text":"this Anon gets it."}
+{"text":"you can't be serious right? he looks like shit. Bro looks like a Clash Royale evolution or some shit lmao, extremely mid mega design"}
+{"text":"all hail the Gurren Lagann pokemon!!! now teach it drill run."}
+{"text":"The seal wasn't completely removed Thanks for ruining the design a little (I still like it)"}
+{"text":"Is she the best Grass Girlie?"}
+{"text":"[Pokemon Champions entered the chat]"}
+{"text":"One of these is not like the others"}
+{"text":"wait one of those grass girls is sus."}
+{"text":"Lilligant's eyes are not half closed"}
+{"text":"thorny"}
+{"text":"These Pokemon missed Gen 9"}
+{"text":"if only we could all be so fortunate"}
+{"text":"Can we have a Griselle thread? I want her to spit on my face and tell me I'm trash if I take too long with my order!"}
+{"text":"Griselle looks even more beautiful with her hair down!"}
+{"text":"She's not popular enough to keep a thread thriving and that's just sad"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"this is the only picture I have of her"}
+{"text":"wdtomf?"}
+{"text":"now drawn him being impregnated"}
+{"text":"literal garbage"}
+{"text":"literal garbage Used to represent the american inspired region Lmao"}
+{"text":"what if muk but even uglier and less subtle Gen 5 didn't think much of the fans."}
+{"text":"Weezing = Polluted air Muk = Polluted water Garboder = Polluted land Except they did. It completes a trio with Gen 1’s Poison types"}
+{"text":"Zodiacfag level cope. its footprints contain poison poison leaks from it, making the ground there barren for three years. poison leaks from it, making the ground there barren for three years. MUK reek like putrid kitchen garbage. instantly kills plants and trees on contact. any plant will wilt when it passes by."}
+{"text":"I used to defend it but I really think it would have benefitted from some design tweaks..."}
+{"text":"do you ever get sad thinking about the pokemon who helped you in your journey who you left behind?"}
+{"text":"GB operator>pkhex>pksm to gen 7 I keep all my pokemon"}
+{"text":"how would this work"}
+{"text":"By creating situations where I am encouraged to try using something new instead of brute forcing it with the party I started with. Not putting good Pokemon at the start and making you wait until the very end for useless shitmons. It's not hard."}
+{"text":"I had a run where I tried to make sure my mons knew the gym leader Tms and it was either that, Ice cream, or that dumb snowflake for frost breath. It was better than I expected. Also a cool surfmon."}
+{"text":"Cryogonal is awesome wtf are you talking about"}
+{"text":"So was the guy who said paradox mons were a mistake right?"}
+{"text":"But they got dexcut"}
+{"text":"silver linings i guess"}
+{"text":"And that's a good thing"}
+{"text":"The three dogs weren't dinosaurs and couldn't have been dinosaurs since they were specifically created/resurrected by Ho-oh. Hence the term paradox."}
+{"text":"you can only make \"Pokémon but it's a robot\" so interesting. I'm baffled they didn't reference speculative evolution at all. Japs adore dougal dixon. Picrel as a poison/dark crobat future paradoxie is just kind of obvious imo, and it would have been to them I thought. They're in the exact age bracket to have been interested in and seen this growing up."}
+{"text":"Agree or perish."}
+{"text":"how is this even possible?"}
+{"text":"missed it again"}
+{"text":"AI is amazing"}
+{"text":"Risa was better"}
+{"text":"He's just Nate, the playable guy from Black and White 2, he is the only one to get a girlfriend though and his female counterpart does like squishy"}
+{"text":"That is one perfect ass"}
+{"text":"The most MC/lucario duo of all the saga"}
+{"text":"Fuck you mari"}
+{"text":"Requesting a Sceptile and a Galarian Farfetch'd crossing blades"}
+{"text":"No vore anon. Go away Vore anon"}
+{"text":"Requesting Hisuian Lilligant lifting the Unovan Lilligant's \"dress\" to check for its legs, sort of like pic related."}
+{"text":"Requesting a giant legendary having a cute interaction with a small, first stage cutemon"}
+{"text":"Accepting another engineering, manufacturing or architecture request, related to Pokemon."}
+{"text":"we will never be this happy"}
+{"text":"'scuse me but WHY IS ROBOTNIK'S MOM SO HOT I JUST WANNA SNIFF AND EAT HER YEAST INFECTION"}
+{"text":"Nincombot"}
+{"text":"Lida is the best member if team MZ, prove me wrong."}
+{"text":"Brother *Half brother, who doesn't even know that she exists."}
+{"text":"Dancer Never get to see her do a dance routine Game Freak is so fucking lazy"}
+{"text":"NPCs don't even walk around in PZA. Why would gamefreak bother to program the dancer to dance?"}
+{"text":"What's even funnier Raika stopped dancing to play football, so showing her do a lewd dance routine was just fan service, game freak could have at least done that"}
+{"text":"There was a fair called the Royal Show, we were surrounded by unrecognizable nothing plush & labubu / lilo & stitch furry hats. Near the end of the day i found a stall near the Beef Jerky, guy had a bunch of Pokemon cards behind security screens & on the shelf he had the cutest Espeon. I purchased it, then saw on the label (made in china not for resale). Anyway, underrated ship"}
+{"text":"Male Jolteon and female Espeon."}
+{"text":"Bracky"}
+{"text":"Love?"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"but Sylveon doesn't care"}
+{"text":"Blacky is the sexiest eeveelution. I love Blacky."}
+{"text":"Tarountula thread"}
+{"text":"cute!"}
+{"text":"Remember to thank Regigigas for giving us more Regis."}
+{"text":"what kind of music does he play"}
+{"text":"Bluegrass"}
+{"text":"Ivysaur before the Johto revolution in 1979"}
+{"text":"Can someone explain to me what this thread is about? I'm new to the board"}
+{"text":"Ever wonder why"}
+{"text":"sneed"}
+{"text":"It's because there are no mods on this board. See, e.g., the two spergs flooding every single thread on the board with fetish porn right now."}
+{"text":"More interesting than the groomer failing to protect shaun again?"}
+{"text":"There are nearly twice as many Pokemon with Megas than there are Pokemon with regional forms In the pokemon world, the ability to transform into a super saiyan demigod in the middle of battle is less special than having a cousin that looks a little different The gimmick that went to CHARIZARD and was made solely to tell players which Pokemon Game Freak considers most important to the franchise (this is explicitly stated in the Teraleak) is less exclusive than the gimmick made to replace the Pokemon Game Freak D-listers of the franchise (never stated but heavily implied due to the execution and distribution regional forms)."}
+{"text":"I don’t have the link but theee was concept are for the Kanto mega starters that made them look like literal legendaries and there was a blurb gushing over how amazing the Kanto startes and that only the most important pokemon get megas The Teraleak made game freak look like retards, (which they are)"}
+{"text":"and that only the most important pokemon get megas You don't have the link because this never happened."}
+{"text":"if they actually cared about absols then they shouldn't have fucked up the first time"}
+{"text":"nostalgia nostalgia nostalgia Shut the fuck up already."}
+{"text":"Yeah just like they totally don't care about shilling Garchomp lmao"}
+{"text":"The only pokemon that matter"}
+{"text":"more like came to me in a wet dream"}
+{"text":"I will never understand Genwunners. They claim that the “original 151” are the best, and anytime you ask them what their dream Pokemon game is, they’ll just say, “Bring back the 151 and ignore the rest!”. What exactly makes Kanto Pokemon so special that Genwunners and TPC/GameFreak constantly feel the need to glaze them? No, seriously. I don’t get the appeal. Gardevoir alone is more interesting than the majority of Kanto Pokemon."}
+{"text":"What exactly makes Kanto Pokemon so special that Genwunners and TPC/GameFreak constantly feel the need to glaze them? Them being the \"classics\", the \"originals\", game freak just loves to remind us of their roots and of the first 100 monsters they designed as for genwunners, they don't exist. Never have. They literally haven't played the games since 1999. Those boomers just came back to complain about newer pokemon when they saw gen 5 and still somehow earned their title even after they shit on it and left. They don't care. “Bring back the 151 and ignore the rest!” as i said above, they dont care, so they definitely dont say that"}
+{"text":"Gardevoir That's all I needed to know"}
+{"text":"Gardevoir alone is more interesting than the majority of Kanto Pokemon. in other words, you're an anthro-fetishist moron."}
+{"text":"Not offensive and fast like Weavile Not bulky and strong like Mamoswine Not able to support like A-Ninetales Not gimmicky and fun like Froslass both abilities reliant on snow. What a terrible Pokemon. How do we fix him?"}
+{"text":"how many male eevees do you get after your ass"}
+{"text":"Slush Rush would actually genuinely make it a niche threat."}
+{"text":"is that the glaceon fricker"}
+{"text":"Post your favourite picture of your favourite starter"}
+{"text":"No."}
+{"text":"The Iconic \"Sinnoh Team\" of Gen 2"}
+{"text":"Masuda misinterprets the appeal of Kanto by making the Pokemon that walls your progress dogshit Why did he take over the series, again?"}
+{"text":"gen 2 is so femgay"}
+{"text":"^"}
+{"text":"gen 2 is messy as hell"}
+{"text":"Id say Slowbro is also a mainstay for Gen 2, there's a story segment in the Slowpoke well and if you're not using the Red Gyarados, then getting a Slowpoke here has a high chance."}
+{"text":"absurdly high attack can't use it because too slow and too frail he has suffered for so long"}
+{"text":"I'm the biggest faggot in an eeveespammer thread kek"}
+{"text":"zhaaaarx please be a spammer like the usual samefaggan jeet who whines about bumping and pretends to know any English despite struggling to learn the language for 5 years zhaaarx you are rayciss if you notice that the thread was fine before I came here for my usual samefaggan and whining about bumping because the only thing that ever ruins a thread is the presence of the usual samefaggan ESL geet xhaarz please be as pathetic as a samefaggan ESL geet whose \"job\" is to prevent bumping just to have a samefaggan \"discussion\" with myself to pretend there will ever be any \"hype\" so I can afford curry this week zhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here remember zhaarx when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth remember zhaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about \"derailing\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"spam\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"dumping\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend \"muh chappy\" is the one bumping these threads during my zhartygeet raids which are actual spam aieeeee I was trying so hard to prevent my entire geetkord's agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh chappy"}
+{"text":"checking these dubs"}
+{"text":"All these decades later and they still haven't admitted how much they like each other."}
+{"text":"duh how else are you supposed to wash your brother's asshole then, retard?"}
+{"text":"Least homosexual ash thread"}
+{"text":"10"}
+{"text":"out of 10"}
+{"text":"Pikachu pressing his crotch against Ash's crying face doesn't seem like a helpful way to cheer a person up..."}
+{"text":"I imagine it's similar to how you look for lewd fanart of characters that are inherently horny, and they tend to be rare, or they have more wholesome fanart/not focused around their sexuality. That, or you see a lot of dark and gritty Series or IPs spawning a ton of slice of life fanart. When the focus is in one thing, others might want to pivot to other kind of content, or they explore through that IP these other genres, or stuff that does not fit the original IP, which is why you see so many fanart of Pokemon becoming Gory, gritty or \"hardcore\", like those Monster hunter X Pokemon fanarts."}
+{"text":"Up"}
+{"text":"I fucking hate posing chandelure, at least this was quick enough to make after that."}
+{"text":"Neat scene"}
+{"text":"I never played the gen 3 post game. I'd like to know which of the battle facilities is most fun since there seems to be a lot."}
+{"text":"Brown esl hands typed this"}
+{"text":"zhaaaarx please be a fellow jeet like the incompetent ESL who got offended yet keeps pretending to speak English despite struggling to learn it for 5 years zhaaarx why is the presence of one single samefaggan geet the only thing that ever ruins a thread xhaarz please be as brown as a samefaggan ESL geet who needs to reply to myself because my \"job\" is to prevent bumping just to have a samefaggan \"discussion\" with myself about my samefaggan ESL story that ended up changing yet again xhaarz I was trying so hard to pretend there will ever be any \"hype\" so I can afford curry this week zhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here remember zhaarx when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth remember zhaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about \"derailing\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"spam\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or \"dumping\" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend \"muh chappy\" is the one bumping these threads during my zhartygeet raids which are actual spam aieeeee I was trying so hard to prevent my entire geetkord's agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh ivysaar"}
+{"text":"I still find it baffling that dual type moves and reverse type chart moves were done once 12 years ago and neither concept has been revisited once"}
+{"text":"12 years ago You mean 3 years ago"}
+{"text":"I love Reuniclus!"}
+{"text":"It's caturday"}
+{"text":"kitty legs"}
+{"text":"missed posting a pic with 3 gatos"}
+{"text":"Furret is serving coffee"}
+{"text":"Looks... so... GOOD!"}
+{"text":"Legends Galar will make Dynamax humans canon"}
+{"text":"I thought that said \"for a dead fish\" lol"}
+{"text":"iiiiiiiiiiidaro! good job anon"}
+{"text":"Damn gigantic brat..."}
+{"text":"Best Feesh!"}
+{"text":"What if Lanturn was female chinchou and not an evolution?"}
+{"text":"portable lanturn-powered lantern."}
+{"text":"<>"}
+{"text":"It's time."}
+{"text":"Hi, it's me the guy doing gta san andreas officer jenny skins. I have a question for you guys: Which type of eye is better for Officer Jenny? left(anime style, on model) or right(3D yes, off model)? I have a lot skin ideas for her so I'm not sure which model use!"}
+{"text":"There you go my guy! I knew you'd figure it out. Can't wait to see it. Also can't believe a stupid little comment on the previous thread actually led up to this. Keep up up the good work. I'll be waiting. HEE HEE"}
+{"text":"alright, here more angles, remember this is just a test, the anime face has a smaller head so just imagine her head is not that small"}
+{"text":"quick queston: do you think i should remplace those yellow bands from the history outfit for a real belt of bullets? (a 30-06 browning belt) Right now im seeing pics of him wearing that outfit in the rose bowl of 1993 and i still without figure out wtf is that band on his torso"}
+{"text":"I feel like it definately works the way it is already, but you can change them to a regular belt to see how you like and how it looks in the eye. Either way, you're gonna do a great job. If anything, do both... HEE HEE"}
+{"text":"kek the pokemon cereal box"}
+{"text":"The only Pokemon game I played and finished was Pokemon Diamond, a long time ago. I also remember playing a few of the GBA Pokemon games, but I never got very far. As for the anime, I remember watching the original series and a few Pokemon movies on TV. I also remember characters like Misty, Brock, May, Max, and Dawn. That’s about it. I know more anime seasons and games kept coming out after that, but I never really followed them. I also know Ash’s journey ended around 2023, and that’s pretty much all I know. So how do you get into Pokemon now, or is it just too big to get into at this point?"}
+{"text":"Both shows are fine The ashnime was a scam anon."}
+{"text":"The people in this thread telling OP, who is probably like 25 years old, to watch a glorified advertisement for 8 year olds is staggering The Ashnime is fucking shit Just play any of the games"}
+{"text":"implying the games aren't also advertisements for 8 year olds TPC's main revenue stream comes from plastic and paper sold at insane price hikes to children and the pokemon equivalent of Disney Adults. Gamefreak's profits don't matter to TPC financially."}
+{"text":"This honestly at best I'd recommend watching the 1st season but that's it, its all downhill from there with the characters"}
+{"text":"Almost anything is a good starting point since the franchise remains super accessible to newcomers in every entry for better or worse. This isn't Kingdom Hearts where you play the games, watch some movies, and watch over 6 hours of footage from a dead phone game to understand the latest game and all future games. If you want to start with something that has any semblance of quality, go for a game released before 2019. Indigo League and Orange Islands; after that, either don't bother or follow a guide."}
+{"text":"Since the 26th year of the century is upon I thought I would make a thread for dex no. 26, Raichu! Other chus are welcome of course."}
+{"text":"hauntingly accurate theres all these cute Raichu pics and then those hideous things people have attempted to draw in the same cutesy style but it absolutely doesn't work it doesn't even feel that long ago when Raichu threads were free from those deformities and said threads might even be extinct now Fuck"}
+{"text":"I really like that art"}
+{"text":"Since they've shown it is capable of sustained flight in PLA, how long until they give it Fly? I feel it would be a Dragapult situation where the only strong physical STAB is has on its secondary type has the drawback of a wind-up turn. Also it deserves at least one of either Wave Crash, Flip Turn, and Aqua Jet. Any speculation on what would happen to its usage and the meta with any of those moves?"}
+{"text":"Gib Crabhammer"}
+{"text":"Gib Dragon Ascent"}
+{"text":"Gib Diaper Beam"}
+{"text":"Gib Close Combat"}
+{"text":"Gib Primordial Sea"}
+{"text":"Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of mega absol Z"}
+{"text":"nah, it's part of a low polygon anime opening"}
+{"text":"I see. Well it does kinda look like the fnf artstyle... Imagine a fnf where you're both Absols but the he mega evolves and you mega Z evolve intoan epic battle"}
+{"text":"Tell me more about this creature, where do they sleep?"}
+{"text":"They sleep in my rape dungeon"}
+{"text":"goddamn"}
+{"text":"Is there any possible way to get self destruct on a Snorlax in Scarlet without trading from an earlier version?"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Curses, but thank you."}
+{"text":"by joining ISIS"}
+{"text":"GameFreak are showing off their new game on Thursday, are you excited?"}
+{"text":"I want this game to be good because that will mean that they're actually developing talented people which in turn means better Pokemon games down the line"}
+{"text":"It is hilarious that you're talking about this type of ambition when every new original title they've made have been mobile tier shovelware and the last 10 years of Pokemon games have been just embarrassing."}
+{"text":"Can't wait for it to take a steaming shit on whatever gets revealed for Gen 10"}
+{"text":"PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"}
+{"text":"Excited to have yet another bullet point in the \"Game Freak are horrible developers carried by name brand\""}
+{"text":"Here is what your Pokémon Mystery Dungeon starter choice says about you: Bulbasaur: You are a friendly, compassionate, and honest partner. While you’re not the strongest or most fearless, you always give your best effort in your tasks and challenges. Charmander: You are a little cocky and can be a little rash at times, but your strong fighting spirit cannot be deterred. You will never give up fighting. Squirtle: You are not too serious, and are perhaps a bit lazy. You have a bit of a mischievous side as well. However, when the going gets tough, you are able to channel tremendous strength that wipes out foes. Eevee: You would rather not fight if possible, but if necessary you would fight harder for the sake of your friends than you would for even yourself. Psyduck: You have faced great odds and challenges in life that most have never experienced, and possess a brand of power that both confuses and brilliantly knocks out foes. Machop: You are a very diligent and trustworthy worker, and you are solid at pretty much everything you try, without needing to be the best at any one given thing. Cubone: You are misunderstood not only by the ones you love, but even by yourself, yet the one thing everyone is sure of at the end of the day is your unique, unyielding, and amazing strength. Meowth: You do not care what others may think, nor do you get shaken easily by difficult challenges at hand. You are level headed in all that you do."}
+{"text":"you should have played it when you were a kid like the rest of us. It just hit different when you're young"}
+{"text":"The story was hyped front and back as the \"best ever\" so I expected something grand. My fault for thinking a pokemon story could ever be good honestly also, it just felt like these games wanted to be anything else but pokemon. remove or change a few elements about the story and you basically have something original. Not sure if im the only one to feel that fair enough i still put 200 or so hours into Sky after the main game tho. The dungeon crawling is decently fun when i needed to turn my brain off"}
+{"text":"Best ever by the standards of Pokemon coming from people who grew up with the game and have strong nostalgia. I'm sorry you took the bait. It is a good game but nowhere near as good as it's hyped up to be. At least the post game is fun"}
+{"text":"don't even remember who I got when I played it years ago"}
+{"text":"I just did that online pmd quiz and got pikachu and charmander at the same time. I was thinking I got charmander back then too but not sure."}
+{"text":"I'm movin' like Johto. My dick curves weird, but my game's the best there is."}
+{"text":"That happened in the 2010s you poser"}
+{"text":"I gave em my leftovers, they gettin slightly healthier every day"}
+{"text":"I call that bitch the Apicot the way she eating Special on my D"}
+{"text":"That bitch coiled around me and for 5 turns, I'd never been so locked in"}
+{"text":"Never bring a confused homie to an orgy, there's a 33% chance of friendly fire"}
+{"text":"Pokemon Company awarded NY Game Award."}
+{"text":"aside from reminding us that quality is optimal? Top kek."}
+{"text":"I love these guys"}
+{"text":"I prefer the CUNY awards"}
+{"text":"two men so old and shunned by regular human contact, they willingly return to interact with the muppets weekly just to feel human Always wondered why /vp/ related to them so much. I can see why /v p/ love"}
+{"text":"Undeserved"}
+{"text":"/vp/ is such a dead board a pokemon thread on /v/ gets 3x the traffic"}
+{"text":"Good"}
+{"text":"if that's the op picture of the /v/ thread in question i doubt it's pokémon those crayon munchers are discussing"}
+{"text":"Blame the jannies, they always get in the way of fun threads."}
+{"text":"That's incredibly offensive associating that lot of 'tards with Marines. Marines go outside, seek to improve their physical well-being and personal skillsets WHILE munching crayons which is more than /v/ as a collective ever will."}
+{"text":"AIDS board is more active than Cancer board ok"}
+{"text":"do not sexualize my bro"}
+{"text":"I hate this stupid dumb creature"}
+{"text":"then why make her sex shaped?"}
+{"text":"Barry thread? I think he's hot af, and underappreciated."}
+{"text":"Yes, there is never a discrepancy between the ages and designs."}
+{"text":"I can't believe Barry is joining the army"}
+{"text":"rate my shining pearl team"}
+{"text":"makes me want to shining hurl"}
+{"text":"Acceptable."}
+{"text":"Whats wrong with it?"}
+{"text":"yum yum what a fulfilling meal"}
+{"text":"i hear the pajeets beat their zhawnbergsteins first to tenderize them"}
+{"text":"Welcome to Fugdonald’s, may I take your order?"}
+{"text":"All the ice cream you have. please"}
+{"text":"pic damn Big Smoke must have lost some weight"}
+{"text":"THIS IS A ROBBERY GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"}
+{"text":"Pokémon having fun doing their first job and feeling useful!"}
+{"text":"I like him"}
+{"text":"upskirt every time she spins"}
+{"text":"sick art"}
+{"text":"precious"}
+{"text":"Why does such a cute mon have Intimidate"}
+{"text":"let me guess you need more"}
+{"text":"i could give you a hard time for that stupid fucking typo you made while trying to give me a grammar lesson, but instead i'm going to wish you a good night instead. now get out of my sight"}
+{"text":"I think the only type that is missing this kind of move is flying, air slash is weak and hurricane misses a lot"}
+{"text":"indivudal"}
+{"text":"indivudal Lmao third world website"}
+{"text":"how does it taste anon"}
+{"text":"Without spending money, you basically don't lol. It'll take like three years to get anything you actually might want."}
+{"text":"I wasnt expecting mew to be this bad wthell is this?"}
+{"text":"master sex outlived us bros"}
+{"text":"Literally skill issue. For real though, she's good enough, but requires disproportionally more skill than other Pokemon of comparable power."}
+{"text":"New!"}
+{"text":"Post bug-typed mons."}
+{"text":"Tax evasion"}
+{"text":"Give victory dance"}
+{"text":"Do you like hamburgers?"}
+{"text":"NO >:("}
+{"text":"Well, yeah. How could you not? In fact, people that don't should be shot."}
+{"text":"YEA WE LIKE WAFFLEZ"}
+{"text":"If that's a reference to a very specific KH2 video from like 2005, I'm gonna lose my shit"}
+{"text":"Post your favorite piece of Pokemon art, whether official or fanart"}
+{"text":"Fpbp"}
+{"text":"I couldn't care less about horizons but I fucking love dot, if she was the main character I'd probably watch it"}
+{"text":"cope, he's not coming back"}
+{"text":"Literally the best girl and no one can convince me otherwise. Liko might be the main girl, but whenever Dot is on screen, my attention is solely on her."}
+{"text":"Its supposed to look like a Cherrim, its cute either way. This Prefers the one that looks like a boy Tomboys are always better"}
+{"text":"just give her and her uncle a tatsugiri the ship got like 3 of them, the last tatsu can be Ludlows"}
+{"text":"I love it when her hair is pulled back, such a cutie."}
+{"text":"I kinda wish Team Rocket in Gen 2 did more than just try to take over a Radio Tower for Giovannis attention, they are so forgettable in the Johto games."}
+{"text":"What is the Gen 6 \"Sinnoh Team\"?"}
+{"text":"free kalos starter free kanto starter free lucario this is so much worse than sinnoh's starter/staraptor/luxray meme team lmao"}
+{"text":"this is the right answer but I throw in blaziken and yveltal/xerneas too"}
+{"text":"none because the region isn’t designed like shit"}
+{"text":"Common Kalosian W"}
+{"text":"smells like ChatGPT"}
+{"text":"What is the most alpha Pokémon?"}
+{"text":"FPBP"}
+{"text":"Arceus"}
+{"text":"Giralpharig"}
+{"text":"Alpha post best post"}
+{"text":"try watching the gen 6 anime cause I hear it's peak most of the episodes are focusing on a new pokemon, team rocket causes trouble, ash and pikachu saves the day and thats it repeat until gym battles which are okay at most pic related was me through most episodes is this it? did the pokemon anime just repeat this formula after the indigo league? is there even any reason to watch other gen animes or do you only do it when you're braindead or need something in the background?"}
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+{"text":"This board is for the discussion of classic, or \"retro\" games, including consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other forms of video games. Retro gaming means platforms launched in 2001 and earlier, and official game titles for those platforms released no later than December 2007 (homebrew console games made after this date will be permitted). The Microsoft Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Game Boy Advance, and Sony PlayStation 2 will now be considered \"retro\". Helpful links: Game Tech Wiki Emulation General Wiki"}
+{"text":"the game that traumatized millions of children"}
+{"text":"You won't encounter it ever, the final stretch of Ecco is a ridiculous ballbuster even by retro standards"}
+{"text":"I know who you’re talking about, he’s featured heavily in Melon Brains on the Laseractive"}
+{"text":"implying anyone beat the first level"}
+{"text":"Cool go back to the 8-minute autoscroll level that moves in completely unpredictable ways, sandwiching you between walls for no logical reason With minimal to no landmarks to help you remember what section you are in. It was such a, literally memorize this, the game isn't here to guide you type of level, that's just cruel for the sake of being a time sink."}
+{"text":"I think the machine level has checkpoints on the CD version. Otherwise how did I beat it back in the day without cheats"}
+{"text":"How does it compare to GT4 and other simcades?"}
+{"text":"It's better"}
+{"text":"Not retro but Forza 3 is unparalleled to this day"}
+{"text":"or go digging in ditches for a crt or pay scalper prices on ebay anymore we have a solution... meet the retrobox."}
+{"text":"15khz LCD ?"}
+{"text":"why do you think i'm pretending to hate it?"}
+{"text":"every board is an anime board."}
+{"text":"Those are real answers typed by a real anon."}
+{"text":"Unclear my bad; I'm referring to the input signals it supports. It's a native SD 640x480 LCD so it never drops sync on off-spec analog signals. Pretty handy since all my scalers drop sync all the time but this thing chugs along."}
+{"text":"Indulge me, cockbreath. What is this remake bringing to the table aside from some shitty shaders?"}
+{"text":"Not an insurmountable problem for a serious dev. You need to invest in marketing though. Hire some literal who failed porn model to suck off game journos and influencers to spread memes about how your game captures the spirit of the old NES Legend of Zelda. The catch is that your game actually has to be good and deliver on the promise. A lot of devs that cheat to get an established audience are just crap devs in the first place."}
+{"text":"It's [beloved IP] but the guy can attach his name to it."}
+{"text":"They could have made this a tribute game with an original character Naive to assume everyone can be creative. If the dev had a creative spark he wouldn't have even started a remake."}
+{"text":"make original game: no one plays it unless you get extremely lucky, have an existing fanbase, or are otherwise at some advantage that 99.99% of people don't have make fan game/clone game: people play it because it has (popular brand name) attached to it It's the same reason people make shitty Touhou fangames all the time. Their ideas would never be good enough to stand on their own, so they tap into a free, pre-existing, mentally ill fanbase of starved hogs who will line up at any trough with their insipid anime characters on it."}
+{"text":"ericw tools is still fucked up with quake 2's stuff I still have yet to see a meaningful example of this. Sky lighting being blown out on a few levels on Q2R's initial release was from wrong sunlight values being used in the map, not anything to do with the compiler itself. If anything, the post-Q2R ericw releases are fucked for Quake 1 with frequent geometry holes and like 5x longer light compiling for no reason."}
+{"text":"Trying to pass Ericw under old maps just to update the code and fix the transparency, still messes with lightning. People have posted proofs of it tons of times, but the cult of ericw says is not. And eric hates quake 2 and anything that isn't q1"}
+{"text":"People have posted proofs of it tons of times Literally where? And eric hates quake 2 and anything that isn't q1 That's why his compiler supports Quake 2 and Half Life, right? Because he hates them?"}
+{"text":"Be cause he literally had to support that shit at gunpoint to not be cancelled seeing that slipseer isn't being happy with him anymore. Unfortunately both sides of the community are filled with retards, and those who wants to play and have fun gets fucked by them."}
+{"text":"Reminds me of art from Loaded on the playstation."}
+{"text":"What's the single worst /vr/ game you ever completed, and why?"}
+{"text":"Because I liked the first game and I like hudsons other rpgs. you've never beaten a bad game in your life If a game is unfettered ass I probably wont even try it, I have beaten like a hundred-something RPGs at this point and I consider this one the worst. grinding is minimal in that game thats not true at all, the jizou statues tell you in every town what level you should be before challenging the boss and I was underleveled at every single stop."}
+{"text":"thats not true at all, the jizou statues tell you in every town what level you should be before challenging the boss and I was underleveled at every single stop. Past the starting point, I was always \"underleveled\" according to the status and still managed to push through"}
+{"text":"There was one boss, I think the salt oni, where the jizou said I should be level 30 but that felt impossible and I got to level 37. I dont know the math under the hood but in my experience from playing tengai makyou and the first momotarou theres some mechanic where you are extremely inaccurate if you are underleveled so fighting at a level disadvantage is compounded significantly."}
+{"text":"What's the single worst /vr/ game you ever completed, The Wind Waker and why? I figured the game was already over by the triforce hunt so I might as well finish it. The triforce is just awesome because you get to explore all the places you explored at least once already to find the charts to beat the game. Like hey, I get to do what I wanted to do and what I already tried to do 10-20 hours ago but now I get to do it again after I'm completely burned out on sailing and pulling out that fucking wand."}
+{"text":"Pretty much all the 8 bit Sega super scaler ports are unplayably bad, but they have cheats built in so you can power through it"}
+{"text":"Was this a good introduction for someone who doesn't know what an FPS is? There's no shotgun or strafing, for example"}
+{"text":"this is a search action game though"}
+{"text":"Doom clones have come a long way since Prime 1"}
+{"text":"no strafing Left trigger no shotgun ice spreader"}
+{"text":"Probably not. A better introduction would be a high school diploma"}
+{"text":"its a scan 'em up"}
+{"text":"Why did Crash get 5 games on the PS1, but Spyro only 3?"}
+{"text":"during the initial media blitz that would define most of the psx's marketing for the next 5 years naughtydog released crash 1 and insomniac released a forgotten doom clone. also a matter of crash being jointly owned by universal that more agressively pushed for releases than sony would have as a publisher."}
+{"text":"I can smell you from here autist"}
+{"text":"Naughty dog had a decent relationship with its publisher. Insomniac's publisher hated the dev and Spyro. Simple."}
+{"text":"Disruptor"}
+{"text":"Spyro started later in the PS1's life span. Spyro 1 and Crash 3 released around the same time."}
+{"text":"series named star ocean considered THE sci-fi JRPG series in reality the sci-fi part is just set dressing towns could have come from literally any generic fantasy JRPG the characters use fucking SWORDS to fight, yes SWORDS they're not even lightswords I feel scammed."}
+{"text":"too bad its shit"}
+{"text":"I only play this if I can't sleep"}
+{"text":"Technically, if you play as Rena in SO2 you only ever visit one \"planet\" and never see a spacehip."}
+{"text":"energy nede counts as a separate planet, retard. b-b-but yeah I know. it still counts."}
+{"text":"the whole point of star ocean is being stranded in a fantasy like dump world for a while before getting to the sci fi kino. the build up is what makes it fun."}
+{"text":"*wakes up in Portland, Liberty City* it's 2001 What do?"}
+{"text":"did you grow up to be an upstanding man in our society?"}
+{"text":"it's 2001 Start collecting party hats on runescape I guess. Relive the post 9/11 USA. Relax as best I can for a few years and buy into bitcoin when it was worthless and everyone had thousands of the tokens."}
+{"text":"The processed meat will to it to ya."}
+{"text":"i go back to sleep and then when i do get up i call the army on the psycho mowing down everything with a fucking bazooker"}
+{"text":"this shit was so fun"}
+{"text":"Was there ever a raw released for Monster Hunter?"}
+{"text":"Oh the DVD just released. You really want to rush out and pirate it? For shame. Arino needs to eat too you know? What about Kibe? Or Abe? Without DVD sales he'll have to go back to being a motorcycle delinquint. What will his children think? Or how about poor little Orphan Ogawa? DVD sales are the only thing keeping her from living a life of debauchery."}
+{"text":"Trust me if I could feasibly purchase it in the US without it costing me an arm and a leg in fuck-ass shipping fees I would have already done it"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Cringe"}
+{"text":"Did you own one growing up and what are your memories of it?"}
+{"text":"Galaga but the background moves So this is the unrealized potential of Atari Jewguar...."}
+{"text":"I lost my virginity at the 94 world cup after showing off my jaguar skills to a a visiting Brazilian college freshman"}
+{"text":"Looks and runs like like shit. Why is everything textured? Didn’t these coping Atari boomers get the memo? The system was explicitly designed to push flat shaded polys."}
+{"text":"He's more badass than ryu"}
+{"text":"Rented this and never got to find out how to eat followers, still haunts me to this day."}
+{"text":"That game is clayfighters-level garbage."}
+{"text":"Didn't care when you were five. There was no such thing as an e gamer/competitive five year old. And thus the biggest cause of bullshit on this board, people who grew up with retro games being nostalgic for the good bad and the ugly and younger people who discovered all they know from the internet and view things retroactively based on what is \"worth playing today\""}
+{"text":"Didn't care when you were five I'm not five."}
+{"text":"And you weren't in any year before 2000 either and you still think we consider you one of us. Or you're just an annoying tryhard who didn't have a childhood and gets mad about other people's reminiscing"}
+{"text":"TAKE ME DOWN TO /vr/ CITY WHERE THE TVS ARE OLD AND THE GRAPHICS ARE SHITTY OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME??"}
+{"text":"Don't worry, I recalled paradise city. It's just that I'm not much of a fan of appetite for destruction"}
+{"text":"please take me home..."}
+{"text":"that's layne staley idiot"}
+{"text":"thats kurt cobaine idiot"}
+{"text":"Made me kek. Good shit, anon."}
+{"text":"whatever happened to the school shooters Adam lanza Super nintendo and N64 games, does anybody know, it just makes me sad to think they were thrown out, no respect for super nintendo is not right, hopefully a person with a brain saved them or gave them to someone who really wanted them"}
+{"text":"flea market"}
+{"text":"You're cool"}
+{"text":"The whole thing was fucking weird and I'm not going to pretend it wasn't."}
+{"text":"Peruvians go crazy for this shit on Fightcade"}
+{"text":"It's one of the best racing games on SNES alongside the Top Gear series"}
+{"text":"If theres one genre that has aged like fucking milk, that is isometric racing games In exchange  this guy gets it, Top Gear is still playable,"}
+{"text":"another South American classic, along with Goof Troop and Aero Fighters"}
+{"text":"I too, love B tier licensed Konami crap."}
+{"text":"I assume these games were heavily bootlegged otherwise why would third world beaners have any access to it? Same situation as with Neo geo"}
+{"text":"Where can I buy rare retro games without paying a fortune?"}
+{"text":"I use a Gamecube controller in most instances. You're supposed to ignore those crappy Wiis that don't play GC games."}
+{"text":"yahoo auctions japan / buyee / zenmarket"}
+{"text":"Don't wait until after you find out about a game from twitter memes and youtuber cunts before buying it"}
+{"text":"You're just mad that you got filtered by retroarch."}
+{"text":"Ah Retroarch, she's a harsh mistress, but she be the last refuge before going down Davey Jones' emulation locker arrr."}
+{"text":"Have you played Scenarios 2 and 3 yet?"}
+{"text":"Is that why they gave Scenario 3 the asspull name “Bulzome Rising”? Shining Force Central is full of creepy retarded furries and fags, btw. I would never in my life trust them to do an accurate translation. There’s even a rule against mentioning Final Fantasy on their forums because of some weird inferiority complex they have."}
+{"text":"dang it, the deluxe hack on nikos website had the original usa version in it. Seems i have to downloade them seperatly."}
+{"text":"How does that disprove anything I said? What mental disorder do you have that causes you to think a random track from the OST should be misappropriated as a fan trannylation for the game’s title? Some faggot YouTuber even reused some of those track names for his upload of the Shining Force 2 soundtrack (even though those already all had official names) so I guess you’re not alone in your mental illness. I swear every time I start to think western insects couldn’t possibly be more clueless idiots you all go and shatter my previous expectations."}
+{"text":"Meds. Also that's not the OST."}
+{"text":"How would you fix Code Veronica?"}
+{"text":"How would you fix Code Veronica? give it more sequels in dreamcast, ps2, gba and xbox."}
+{"text":"Twinks on suicide watch"}
+{"text":"Steve is worse than Ashley and Sherry combined."}
+{"text":"Everyone who hates Steve had the volume on when they played the DC version Correct"}
+{"text":"Now lets not go full retard and say things we can't take back anon."}
+{"text":"...so is the actual title of this \"Lusty\"?"}
+{"text":"Is this a porn game looks very Japanese (creepy)"}
+{"text":"Is this a porn game It's a good Castlevania game."}
+{"text":"Does your father know about your homosexually?"}
+{"text":"rusty* fucking rusy, aaa. excuse me while i feed this keyboard to my shark"}
+{"text":"Is his name really Lusty?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Playable little girls in retro games."}
+{"text":"I just finished Ape Escape 3."}
+{"text":"The kind that belongs in ovens. Best one to have as your girlfriend? Roll because she never grows up."}
+{"text":"This is your outfit of choice when the cowboy outfit exists?"}
+{"text":"I didn't say anything like that."}
+{"text":"i love these kind of girls"}
+{"text":"Bet he regrets this one"}
+{"text":"I remember Doug Ten Nipples took a fat steamy shit on Paper Mario"}
+{"text":"The GOAT"}
+{"text":"wtf is wrong with the bri'ish"}
+{"text":"Literally nothing; as has been pointed out again and again, there's nothing unusual about that review for the era it was written in, except that it's about a Megaman game and that makes Megaman fans angry enough to dig up this one review and post it for (You)s over and over The irony is MM:L sucks anyway"}
+{"text":"Sfa made bison a cool villain as opposed to the guy you just liked beating and didn't like"}
+{"text":"the guy you just liked beating and didn't like He was completely broken in SFII'"}
+{"text":"He was completely broken in SFII' lol git gud."}
+{"text":"Yeah SFA bison is peak and I spent hours trying to beat him in world tour mode in psx alpha 3"}
+{"text":"press button 70% life stolen wooooooooooooooow"}
+{"text":"FF5 Middle ages FF6 Middle ages/steampunk FF7 Steampunk/scifi FF8 Scifi/space Each FF was more futuristic than the last one. Final Fantasy 9 should have played entirely in outer space or space colonies. Them going back to the beginning was a retard move."}
+{"text":"The soundtrack to 9 is fine, peak Uematsu, you just don't have a good ear. You don't remember the music because you didn't like the game."}
+{"text":"FF had the ancients and their flying fortresses filled with robots too. It's a fucking space station and the remakes turning it into a \"flying fortress\" is retarded robots no longer make sense (NPC and enemies) technology is now basically \"lol magic\" the layout of the place revolving on itself only makes sense if it's in space looking down at the earth through a window no longer make sense so they replaced it with a \"lol giant magic ball\" again The whole thing's retarded"}
+{"text":"Huh that's lame, I guess they really wanted to please the spergs who will scream and cry if you mix sci fi and fantasy?"}
+{"text":"probably when they used a cloaking device to hide an entire city"}
+{"text":"The problem is that the TEXT in the original game does call it a \"flying fortress,\" (maybe even \"floating castle\" I don't remember exactly) but the irony of its use is completely lost on the creators of the remakes. The CHARACTERS in-game call it that because that's the closest they can come to describing it based on what they know. When the PLAYERS finally see it, they will understand it's actually a space station full of computers and robots. Instead of preserving that, they just decided to take the in-game phrasing at face value and reinterpret the whole location as being totally medieval and magical rather than futuristic technology."}
+{"text":"Every game should of used it’s loot system afterwards because it’s straight fire Also why wasn’t D2 on Dreamcast?"}
+{"text":"I agree, this is why I prefer this kind loot system in roguelikes. It also disencourages the devs from making the actually unique items not so extremely rare that it would take weeks of repeat grinding to find (Runewords like Enigma that are a staple in online builds that are awful to grind for solo come to mind). I don't know what the genre could do with shops, they are definitively another type of gambling with resetting the good for that one specific affix+item type combo but it's worse since a pull of the lever is just running in and out of town instead of doing (if routine) combat. Might as well give them fixed low-tier items and then be able to pay a big sum to get the trader to bring in the exact item and affixes you want (From a very limited and level/progression dependant list, basically anything that could've appeared in the regular shop if you got lucky). Not unlike trading in MP. Could also cut down on the amount of shop NPCs (Titan Quest is full of them), or making them wandering rare encounters."}
+{"text":"Wii onry got that mouse and keyboard for arcado shootan"}
+{"text":"lol...my god OP has been ruined."}
+{"text":"Rerolling Griswold isn't really necessary though unless you have absolute shit luck. I only reroll him when I use a rogue, because I have the worst fucking luck finding good bows. The same thing in d2 if i want to go bows wit hamazon, I always gamble with Gheed for a good bow because my chances of finding one are slim to none."}
+{"text":"Rerolling shops, or any of these cheese behaviors isn't necessary in D1 or D2 as they are easy enough without it. But the fact that these cheeses exist make it impossible for the game to ever be difficult when victory is always just a time sink away. I think this is why ironman in D1 has been so enduring. The random loot works better when you need to live off what you find. Good finds can make up for some bad decisions, but bad finds and bad moves mean you're either dead or soft locked to die. D2 makes that impossible with the respawning monsters on every load and the required trips to town to progress the acts, which is a shame."}
+{"text":"Games that you know are shit but youre having fun any ways. This coulda been a game released in 1990 for the genesis alone lmao wtf is this but im having fun"}
+{"text":"Hell yeah man the genesis is my favorite console too. Its up there for sure. True lies is such a great game. Glad I can share that game with people"}
+{"text":"Ive heard so many 32x stories bad and good. Personally I never had one but did have a much older relative that had one and a few games for it. Mostly remember playing doom on it though. Never saw many of the games for it irl at all"}
+{"text":"Pic related. Playin on my retro rig on patch 1.0 like when I was a kid, really frustrating but I still love it, this game for me is a real Nostalgia Factor First pc game I owned plus was the first Localized game in my country first time hearing voice actors talking in my language and not in a language I don't understand. Always played with my brother we woudl switch seat on the pc, one of us would read the guide another one would play, our version had the Strategy guide (Now as an adult is a really simple game no need of a guide)."}
+{"text":"It wasn’t that bad"}
+{"text":"Never played quest 64 maybe ill fire it up later. Never played any of the vampire masquerade games desu. I heard theyre pretty fun"}
+{"text":"NOOOOO IT'S SO HECKIN DIFFICULT"}
+{"text":"Poseur"}
+{"text":"I love how save state faggots always go why would I want to replay part of the game again And their save stare play looks like your webmrel"}
+{"text":"Much like diarrhea it's too hard to control."}
+{"text":"Save state abuse always makes a game seem harder than it is"}
+{"text":"Reminder that she didn’t realize rewinding the game also rewinds the damage she deals to things. We’re talking critical levels of brown woman here."}
+{"text":"STACKCHADS GET IN HERE Tetris, Panel de Pon, Magical Drop etc What stacker are you playing?"}
+{"text":"Just beat Money Idol Exchanger for the first time. Damn that felt good. The final boss seemed impossible but I somehow got into the zone, slammed out combos, and matched the items for the win. Now that I have an informed opinion on it, I think I like it a bit less than Magical Drop III but much more than Mouja. There were a lot of situations in MIE where I felt like I played almost perfect but lost, or did terribly but won. Unlike MD3, you can't deal damage just by playing fast and well, you HAVE to combo, which is much more difficult and awkward to do because the coins have inconsistent properties. The special pieces are also so powerful they're instantly game-deciding, and thus swingy. That's true of Magical Drop as well, but I mind it less there because MD3 matches are so much shorter. I much more fine with a ten-second match being decided by a crazy special-piece-into-special-piece combo than a fifty-second slugfest coming down entirely to which player matched items first. I also just like the presentation and theming of Magical Drop more. Both are excellent games though, and I'd heartily recommend anyone who enjoys one to try the other."}
+{"text":"Now do it on Level 8 where both the final boss and the stage right before it have opponents able to input in 2 frames intervals. you HAVE to combo, which is much more difficult and awkward to do because the coins have inconsistent properties. Yes you have to be chaining. There isn't much inconsistent about it once you play the game enough to figure out the mechanics. The special pieces are also so powerful they're instantly game-deciding, and thus swingy. Can confirm, a well placed ER/RU ends the game. That's true of Magical Drop as well, but I mind it less there because MD3 matches are so much shorter. Money Idol matches are insanely fast if you know what you are doing. I couldn't stress enough how chain-brained the game is."}
+{"text":"(me) For instance even if in the video there it ends with winning the stage in 2 combos, I actually skill issue'd at 7 seconds because I sent the pile of 1-coins on the right side instead of the left. If I did that I could have continued the chain to 10 or 11 through the 5-coins and 10-coins. I know it works like this but the difficulty is thinking really fast while also planning the next moves to extend."}
+{"text":"There isn't much inconsistent about it once you play the game enough to figure out the mechanics. I meant inconsistent as in; some coins match in groups of two but others in groups of five, the ¥500 coins vanish when they're matched but others don't. Contrasting Magical Drop and most other puzzle games where the different pieces have the same properties. Watching your .webm I see that I was misinterpreting the game's mechanics. I thought that pieces needed to fall to legally combo, but it's clearly actually all speed-based like Magical Drop. The tutorial never explained it properly and I think the timing for how it works is a little different from how it is in MD3 so I never got it to work and incorrectly assumed the rules were completely different."}
+{"text":"Watching your .webm I see that I was misinterpreting the game's mechanics. I thought that pieces needed to fall to legally combo, but it's clearly actually all speed-based like Magical Drop. The tutorial never explained it properly and I think the timing for how it works is a little different from how it is in MD3 so I never got it to work and incorrectly assumed the rules were completely different. I have been there too, since I played MD3 long before Money Idol. One thing I said nearly instantly is that the game looked really challenging and my muscle memory wasn't helping at all, until I got used to it as its own thing. Specifically more about the timing and combo window than the coin mechanic, I got that part early enough and I'm sure it will become second nature to you if you keep playing for a little while longer. Ultimately ended up preferring this style of gameplay. Anyway yes, I would say it's still speed-based with a light planning element, mostly the part where you can split chains into a main one to follow through and sub chains to extend/give you time to arrange other coins."}
+{"text":"You ever play Jumping Flash /vr/? Great gem, the low fps is a little sickening but it's such a unique and overlooked type of game. Had no idea this sequel existed."}
+{"text":"When I rented Jumping Flash as a kid, I was annoyed by the lack of strafe buttons, but still found the game enjoyable. Playing it again as an adult, I quickly discovered that you \"strafe\" by doing a short hop, then pressing left or right. This resolved the one big complaint that I used to have. Fantastic game. The sequel is a great game too, though I didn't enjoy it quite as much as the first. I wish we got a third game."}
+{"text":"Robbit Mon Dieu is disappointing to be desu"}
+{"text":"I love Jumping Flash, beat the first two games, never tried the third. I spent a lot of time running around just appreciating the early 3D environment and models."}
+{"text":"No i didn't"}
+{"text":"Yeah, it's the same with 2 and Ghost in the Shell, they all ran on the same engine"}
+{"text":"Do you play CoM on GBA or PS2"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"i dont play it at all. i skip it."}
+{"text":"GBA, it's actually unique and looks great. PS2 sucks and just reuses assets from 1, just watch the cutscenes later if curious."}
+{"text":"Play the GBA version, the PS2 version sucks and the AI is lobotomized, and the only new content is a third phase to the final boss which is still braindead easy."}
+{"text":"Game is supposedly about digging The actual object is torturing creatures by pumping them full of air until they explode wtf did they mean by this?"}
+{"text":"more dig dug deeper they reach the top of the surface you're fucked because they gain full 3d movement"}
+{"text":"the inflation from kitana's fatality"}
+{"text":"This game shaped me into a man I am today."}
+{"text":"I have a mild case of the expansion thing, I can recall a large amount of cartoons I watched and books I read as a kid that contributed to it and I can still remember them today. It never metastasized into a full blown fetish but with enough jostling around I can see how it might have. You never know when two wires are going to cross as a child."}
+{"text":"underrated as fug"}
+{"text":"Tip top comfy-kino"}
+{"text":"Ruin. He wasn't aiming for a Monzaemon evo. Lel."}
+{"text":"If you got numemon, it means you did make a mistake. You only get numemon in Digimon World if your digimon's stats don't align with any other possible evolution."}
+{"text":"don't align with any other possible evolution Which is likely if you don't know what they are."}
+{"text":"I'm just saying that you can't (unintentionally) get numemon while making \"no mistakes\" because numemon is literally the booby prize for fucking up your mon's training somehow."}
+{"text":"Hit the gym two or three times for god's sake."}
+{"text":"This is actually kinda fun. too bad theres only like 5 tracks."}
+{"text":"square was incapable of making a bad game during that era lol"}
+{"text":"Spill."}
+{"text":"My only issue with the story is how it takes forever to mash through it when you've already done it a billion times Also, what causes the slowdown during character selection? It's weird that it happens there and not anywhere during an actual race"}
+{"text":"I liked this game"}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure you don't need to mash, just hold start or select or other button, I can't remember. Also the game even asks you if you want the story to play or if you just wanna race so you can do it multiple times to unlock the secret characters"}
+{"text":"I don't get it, this jump is literally impossible."}
+{"text":"24 REAL hours? Do you think I have two additional co-drivers to trade off with every eight hours? Are you fucking mad?"}
+{"text":"???"}
+{"text":"semantics"}
+{"text":"Thats pretty sick. I just know the newest one apparently doesn't and it was one of my favorite features for having endurance races running while at school."}
+{"text":"its like you were training a protege on the team to be a backup driver for you with endurance races specifically in mind idk if you know, but the B-Spec driver does indeed get better the more you use him. some giga-autist worked out the quickest method to train up the B-Spec driver to its maximum skill level."}
+{"text":"Doesn't GT4 in particular wipe your data if you use save states?"}
+{"text":"Beverly Hills 902010 S03E17 has a lengthy segment which takes place in an arcade. Lots of cabinets and decor are seen. This series was recently released in native 4K but I don't have access to Paramount Plus to capture it."}
+{"text":"This post reeks of barneyfag millenial"}
+{"text":"its third worlders and zoomers who are spiritually third worlders"}
+{"text":"I need more resolution, Cap'n!"}
+{"text":"Shartranny desperate to shit the thread by calling everyone third worlds reminder that /qa/ lost and xher hacking of 4chan failed miserably"}
+{"text":"There isnt even a highend one with 3D display"}
+{"text":"Confirming, RK3566 is fucked on OpenGL rendering too. There's a latency toll."}
+{"text":"There is, but is not as pocketable as the steamdeck."}
+{"text":"i dont mind sticks yeah, although Do mind anbernig's lack of ability to implement a charging circuit most other chinese ewasteevendors are capable from camera chargers to ewaste tablets"}
+{"text":"Wow cool info, but i just searched this up, its over 1k and not yet shipping, so i stand correct so far. But hey this gives really hope. Id love a 3D screen that isnt bound to shitty nintendo. Been using r/b glasses (for virtual boy wario) but thats rather a meme solution."}
+{"text":"It's the most 90s game"}
+{"text":"Wrong. I could tell you what the actual most '90s game is but I won't"}
+{"text":"That would be Cool Spot."}
+{"text":"Techno intensifies"}
+{"text":"The arranged OST album is kino"}
+{"text":"Well shit somebody already said it. Bet you feel real stupid now huh anon I love Vectorman, fun gameplay and killer graphics and music. Sounds effects are fine, better than usual Genesis fare at least."}
+{"text":"/vr/ opinions that make you want to hit the person who says it"}
+{"text":"Pokemon belongs on /vr/ instead of /vp/edophiles Half-Life and Halo LE GOOD Sonic LE GOOD Bing bing wahoo LE GOOD Metroid LE GOOD Dreamcast LE GOOD GameCube LE GOOD Melee isn't for pedophiles calling it anything but DOS-ROMs"}
+{"text":"You are LE MENTALLY ILL."}
+{"text":"Dreamcast LE GOOD You're so close yet so far"}
+{"text":"You are LE BASED"}
+{"text":"You are LE SAMEFAG. Heh this."}
+{"text":"highway hypnosis: the videogame Can anyone explain how this series got popular? All the games before Underground are at best sleep aids."}
+{"text":"looked good, sounded good and played good - at least better than other semi-open road racing games like, compare collision physics of Test Drive 5 and NFS3 (or even NFS1 for that matter) Hometown specifically is the easy all-out speed track. Country Woods (which shares parts of Hometown) is a much windier track. Rocky Pass and The Summit are even tighter. Aquatica is not only tight but also some turns are over quite steep hills All good arcade games take you through uniquely identifiable sectors paced throughout the track. which tracks in NFS are you having difficulties with to differentiate?"}
+{"text":"it's a gimmick side mode with no sense of progression never noticed the wheel and badge icons next to tracks when selected Hot Pursuit mode? never noticed the locked pursuit cars? never watched the intro movie? Racing games need a career (ie, context to the races) to be interesting High Stakes' career really doesn't add any context other than tying a few races together as a small tournament. you don't have persistent rivals or some global reputation or ranking. there isn't any continuity between tournaments other than having to finish one to unlock another. the races themselves aren't unique in any way, in fact they're more sterile (for example, you never get any traffic in career races)"}
+{"text":"oh, and here's collisions in TD5"}
+{"text":"Their mirrors are going to touch"}
+{"text":"Gotta link to the modded version, friend? :)"}
+{"text":"For me, it's Crono's Mom."}
+{"text":"how can it be murder if the universe of the character has no murder laws?"}
+{"text":"Correct. You're projecting that from your own sensibilities based on real world laws onto the world of the game. Murder is a legal term, if there is no law against killing someone without justification then murder is not a relevant or valid term to use, it would simply be killing."}
+{"text":"okay I will kill you then"}
+{"text":"That would be murder because we do live in a world where that's defined as illegal."}
+{"text":"What's your age?"}
+{"text":"mogs all other games in the series"}
+{"text":"SS5S this is complete slop"}
+{"text":"every SS game since 4 is casual slop. at least they tried balancing SS5S."}
+{"text":"Its criminally underrated because it has: the best atmosphere, the best story, best sound and music, alternate styles. What autists didn't like: no combos or autistic gameplay shit. etc."}
+{"text":"no monkey girl I don't care"}
+{"text":"It's my favourite"}
+{"text":"HUGE Real Bout fan comes to /vr/ to say no one cares about or plays MotW it actually has more players than all Fatal Fury games combined Why does this happen so frequently?"}
+{"text":"Jeets are biologically incapable of fighting"}
+{"text":"HUGE Real Bout fan comes to /vr/ to say Proof? Garou is more popular with modern people for having the most advanced graphics and for being a simplified version of Fatal Fury. In fact, it's not even called Fatal Fury/Garou Densetsu, it's just Garou. It's a continuation of the story but the developers made clear is not a Real Fatal Fury bout (heh)"}
+{"text":"storylines secret characters retard alert"}
+{"text":"Uh they did. You can thank Reptile for Akuma and Samurai Shodown and KoF for every technical gimmick in SF after II. You can also thank both MK and FF for giving characters actual stories even if they suck at it"}
+{"text":"Still king. How come no other followups managed to reach such heights? One would thinks advances in technology and an increased understanding of game designed would have resulted in superior games by now. Sidenote: I'm so glad we're past that point in time where you couldn't even praise this game on the internet and everyone(/v/, reddit and youtubers alike) would act like Majora's Mask was infinitely deeper and better."}
+{"text":"That's not Mario you fake gamer it's Jump Man."}
+{"text":"I did that, but it was 1990-1993. I remember recording Ace of Bass and shit Late GenX and think Ocarina is boring. 1998 I was in college and getting porn and mp3s from shared folders on the college ethernet. Winamp whipped the llama's ass but napster wasn't until a bit later."}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"opening every treasure chest in oot takes an hour of your life in cutscenes alone"}
+{"text":"what an odd story and atmosphere, but also probably the best looking PS1 game I've ever played, almost looked like an early PS2 game at times discuss Ace Combat in general"}
+{"text":"your post certainly was"}
+{"text":"Jane's USNF97 port for japan as TFX is better"}
+{"text":"best post ever"}
+{"text":"Shit. I meant to reply to this guy"}
+{"text":"worst posts ever"}
+{"text":"I've been playing through all the James Bond games on GameCube and they're all really fucking good. Even if you don't like the movies. Fuck the Night Shift mission in Nightfire though."}
+{"text":"Did you really beat the game unless you played all 3 versions?"}
+{"text":"The PC version was such shit. I didn't know about GBA though. Neat."}
+{"text":"Using the claw to put yourself on the ceiling in multiplayer was such fun"}
+{"text":"This generation of Bond games were solid but all got overshadowed by Goldeneye still being held as the best Bond game ever and arguably the best console FPS. Goldeeye's multiplayer is still probably better but the campaign in these games were fine"}
+{"text":"that ffvii data they got some stuff mixed."}
+{"text":"If the anon who uploaded those scans to gofile is still here, can I get a reup of issue 17?"}
+{"text":"ISS DELUXE and fifa 97 in the same issue, nice, good to see pseudo 3d iss deluxe got more love"}
+{"text":"My favourite SHMUP is Disruptor and my favourite Beat'em up is Tobal"}
+{"text":"seeing this issue and the last ones, I get the impression most people forgot about the 1994-1997 games on psx, people tend to parroting about late 1997 onwars, but I think 1994-1997 are the most underrated and interesting years for psx games. You rarely see any of these games talked about outside the big cows."}
+{"text":"That's enough for today, I'll have more OPM UK for you kids tomorrow."}
+{"text":"People love that ironman game"}
+{"text":"comicbook anons got a hard deal with these 3 games."}
+{"text":"What the fuck went wrong? Did they fucked it up on purpose to spite SoA and the 32x?"}
+{"text":"Rushed shit The music was pretty good though"}
+{"text":"what if you had an annoying buddy to worry about"}
+{"text":"Why no one used its asset and try to recreated on the Mania engine, like what they did with Sonic Triple Trouble 16-bit, yet?"}
+{"text":"Well, /vr/, what team are we picking?"}
+{"text":"Me? It's the San Antonio Spurs."}
+{"text":"fatboy picked the Celtics again hahaha, oh wow."}
+{"text":"The half time music is kino."}
+{"text":"The one with only white people"}
+{"text":"There's none. OG NBA Jam is a really diverse video game."}
+{"text":"Aside from the one non retro one you will ignore, my taste is supreme"}
+{"text":"Actually not a bad idea. I will start a drawing thread in some days, but be prepared, I'm horrible at drawing."}
+{"text":"Looking forward to it!"}
+{"text":"my favorite part are her lady shorts her bloomers if you will"}
+{"text":"Shouldn't have betrayed KAIN"}
+{"text":"Love Beat 'em up girls. And for me, it's Blaze."}
+{"text":"yeah i grinded/ground red orbs in DmC1, what should of i done otherwise The secret missions are practically made so you can repeat them and then beef up like a big mac at the store getting upgrades to make the game actually fun"}
+{"text":"It lets you know to just hide the thread."}
+{"text":"mork thread"}
+{"text":"should of *should have"}
+{"text":"For me, you have to beat the US longbox/blackbox version with the best ending for both characters. Bonus points for beating the arrange mode in the director's cut at least once in your life. Beating it through the japanese versions (director's cut standard mode and gog version are just translated versions of the jap ver) doesn't count since the enemies do 1.5x less damage, Jill doesn't need ink ribbons and you get more ink ribbons per budle and there is autoaim. Total baby mode. Btw playing ng+ on the pc version doesn't count either since it still retains the autoaim. The only native pc version that counts is the original '97 US version if you can get it running (you can't). The original western release (longbox/blackbox) is the perfect Medium mode and personally my favorite way to replay the game. One more thing of note: when playing this version, the health differences between Chris and Jill are far more noticable and impactful."}
+{"text":"Get both good endings. That's all. This game doesn't deserve more of your time than that."}
+{"text":"if you beat the game the way it was originally designed, you didn't beat the game How much autism is too much autism?"}
+{"text":"If you used anything other than the knife you didn't beat the game"}
+{"text":"Not necessarily. If I remember correctly, t-Virus is spread through saliva (which means bites from zombies and dogs is death sentence unless STARS members were lucky enough to have a natural immunity to the virus) and while Hunters and Tyrant can technically infect through their claws it's not guaranteed to happen. Dunno about Yawn (though I suspect not, given Richard doesn't turn before dying) and Webspinners (I think the original script by Iwao has them carrying the clay virus that was the basis of the t-Virus - hence the reason why the Black Tiger was put in the game without any explanation) but you could get damaged and still get away with it, depending on what creature attacks you."}
+{"text":"Kill all enemies playthrough Knife only playthrough (easy as hell when you know the pause trick) Enjoy getting destroyed by packs of Hunters."}
+{"text":"Why don't games look like this anymore"}
+{"text":"post sovl"}
+{"text":"Worst camera angle is whatever the fuck was going on with Ultima 7."}
+{"text":"Little known fact: Ultima VII uses a regular top down camera, it's just that everyone (even the buildings) is doing the Smooth Criminal lean."}
+{"text":"Was it really that important to replace the comma with a colon"}
+{"text":"it was mostly because I wrote \"everyone are\""}
+{"text":"Dear god the writing in Fallout 2 is fucking horrible. I’m shocked a game from 1998 can have this type of reference barfing, unserious, 2010s tier dialogue"}
+{"text":"The best Fallout game. The first half is kino when you're fighting the raiders right up to the super mutants. It really falls off in the second half."}
+{"text":"Fucking normies. Too many eyeballs on Fallout now. And the very small number of non-gay millennials can't even have comfy threads about a based boomer series without cheeky lads trolling these threads ironically arguing that Fallout 3 is better than NV just to troll the higher IQ zoomer autists that have played both, identified which is the better game and got a little over-invested in arguing on behalf of boomer RPGs. This would never have happened without normies."}
+{"text":"I smell desperate ranjeet trying to make FO3 look good by shitting on the other games."}
+{"text":"not retro"}
+{"text":"if I had to guess he saw it stashed in a container labeled \"pre-war\" in NV and didn't think the nearby raiders were just using it as a cache This is giving him too much credit. He does not give a fuck about the lore. It's a wacky funny retro 50s themed killer playground to him. He knows it about as much as a tranny who watched a few Oxhorn videos does. the \"myron faked everything\" theory There is no Myron faked everything theory, there are retarded retcons in later games that are ignored by simply refusing to consider F3 and F4 canon, which is how I choose to view things."}
+{"text":"Which rains supreme?"}
+{"text":"What have to be tank control?"}
+{"text":"The combat system was built around it"}
+{"text":"Blubart mechanism."}
+{"text":"Look at gameplay footage of Vampire Hunter D, seem junkie movement."}
+{"text":"Indeed sadly"}
+{"text":"What’s the gameplay loop"}
+{"text":"daytona 500 loop gameplay loop"}
+{"text":"ignore the gameplay loop just keep moving forward aunt says i'm not allowed to play monopoly anymore"}
+{"text":"pass go which is not a loop"}
+{"text":"play mario kart world most of the tracks aren't loops wtf"}
+{"text":"black people arent black, they are brown skinned That's only in America because all those blacks descend from slave owners. Absolutely would"}
+{"text":"Post small details about games no one notices"}
+{"text":"nice theory but anon still said SHITmaster so no I think it's just onomatopoeia like  said"}
+{"text":"It's not a theory, saying ahh for ass to get past swear filters is literally something zoomies do these days, look it up."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty good at noticing mistakes on sprite work, even when it's just a single pixel that's wrong. In Mega Man 5 during the jetski segment, MM's leg is the wrong palette in 2 frames, making it flicker."}
+{"text":"It's tiktok brainrot, add it to your filters and never look back. Fucking parasites the lot of them."}
+{"text":"The thinking man's Max Payne"}
+{"text":"Grant City. Hardest place on earth. People aren't born here. They're forged out of broken bones and blood money. Fortunes are lost and found on a daily basis, and if you're not one of the lucky finders, you're probably dead. That's not to say there's no justice here, it's just hard to reach sometimes. Under the layers of crime and corruption that stretch between the gutter and the glamour. It was another grey autumn. The leaves were changing from go-green to caution-yellow. Pretty soon they'd be danger-red, then dead-brown."}
+{"text":"Except for the part where Max Payne was, you know, good and fun to play."}
+{"text":"Dead to Rights? Dead to Rights."}
+{"text":"Great game But only the Xbox version"}
+{"text":"Will this be worth my time to play; or should I just stick with The Sims and Starcraft?"}
+{"text":"it's good"}
+{"text":"dude, just use these 2-hour long install guides with zero guarantee they will work, or need further tinkering Guess the game is a lost cause."}
+{"text":"well it is not OP's fault if it works for everyone else but for you tardlords it doesn't but looking at your post, you are nothing but a faggot shitposter desperate for a (you)"}
+{"text":"just upload yours to the archive as well, you can make an account with a disposable email"}
+{"text":"I rather keep it here, i'll see if its possible to add to the doom thread archive alongside the /vr/ packs"}
+{"text":"What an amazing little handheld. You could only play GBA games for the rest of your life and still be satisfied, since it has such a huge, varied, and high-quality library."}
+{"text":"I've filled my retro 'held with the romset for GBA inb4 \"lmao romset no curation\" That's the point. I'm curating the game list one by one. If I don't like one game, it's gone. So far all the Disney sports games have been a disaster. I'm not even bothering with Pokémon since I've already played them before, even though that's what all the normies flock to when they see the GBA. \"Ohmigosh, Pokémon fire red, muh childhood\"."}
+{"text":"you just had to cope with being in the perfect position for the non-backlit screen to be visible. Or buy one of those stupid minilamps you could have as an accessory lol. Honestly i always wanted to have a GBA instead of my GBA SP because the shape seems more ergonomic to use, the shoulder buttons seem way better, but i dont envy the dark screen at all"}
+{"text":"It seems like you're letting nostalgia and economic circumstances affect your judgment of the GBA as a console. It's a very subjective take. It's like saying the Wii was the best console because it had a huge Virtual Console library, and it was cheap, and I enjoyed it as a kid. Objectively, not a great handheld. Wii was objectively not a good console."}
+{"text":"list your top ten third party first entries of series on the gba No retard go away."}
+{"text":"I don't know what's worse, that you lack basic reading comprehension and yet call people retards, or that Nintendo making an original title on GBA would be such an impossibility you immediately assume that post only targeted third parties."}
+{"text":"Why isn't Star Control more popular? It's got writing that would appeal to zoomies, mods make it easily accessible, it's free, and it runs on toasters. So why is it despite its legacy and being incredibly influential zoomers don't care about it?"}
+{"text":"Das it, mane. That's the stuff I was mesmerized with. Those hacker group intros bundled with the pirated games I got. They were impressive visually and had great songs with some memorable hooks. Definitely an aspect of old PC gaming I miss. It was a time before digital distribution and streaming being widely available. The shareware model really took off at that time too. However, Star Control 2 was more traditional in its release in the usual media cycle via promotion in magazines or included order booklet found within other Accolade titles."}
+{"text":"The Zoq Fok Pik ship is borderline unusable against almost everything when you're a human playing vs the computer's Sherlock Holmes mind palace galaxy brain, except Ilwrath which it absolutely btfos with the peashooter."}
+{"text":"I fucking love Tyrian. Especially the music. I wish it was just a bit more balanced so that most weapons are viable, and late game enemies didn't scale so unreasonably that they'll just tank your max level weapons most times."}
+{"text":"The funny part is that \"getting\" it necessarily requires simply pretending to get it because there's literally nothing to actually get about it."}
+{"text":"the .nfo file was practically a gamefaq and they even included a late-game (post-apocalyptic failure-state) game save what a faggy group"}
+{"text":"video game genres are all bullshit. I'm sure you already knew that, how many times have you seen a game advertised as \"adventure\" or \"action\", fucking useless. this game is evidence that even very specific genres like \"shoot-em-ups\" are actually a hodgepodge of different types of games. the problem is that genres are defined by some surface level aspect, such as \"an autoscroller where you control a character and shoot waves of enemies\", not ever considering the core intentions of the game design, which could be \"memorizing patterns, shooting and dodging in a 2d plane\" or \"idk watching all the explosions while wildly flailing around and then you get to buy some wacky new gun with the money you collected\" this game has more in common with those old \"desktop destroyer\" stress relief \"games\" than with other \"shmups\""}
+{"text":"speaking of secrets, am i misremembering things or does one of the four orbs in asteroid 2 lead to a different level?"}
+{"text":"nevermind i am, it was one of the four orbs in stargate"}
+{"text":"Marisa wide shot heh"}
+{"text":"Other than the cheeky 'like Tyrian' which made me chuckle a little, you're completely right. Though, I will say that it wasn't a shmup issue. Eurojank was prominent across pretty much every genre, and made finding good niche games difficult. Still does. Not everything is shit though, these same crappy games also tend to just randomly pull some insane quality writing or music out of their ass. Bonus points if the game immediately goes back to shit after it."}
+{"text":"This is the best Berserk video game adaptation."}
+{"text":"Shhh don't tell anyone"}
+{"text":"this game is better it's like twisted metal but boats"}
+{"text":"This is the best Berserk video game adaptation. It's unfinished, repetitive, and meandering?"}
+{"text":"Fun game, one thing I like is how you can play with 8 people on the pc even though it's unpractical because everyone would have their hands on the keyboard"}
+{"text":"It's too hard."}
+{"text":"That game is pretty easy. Like my 3rd or 4th playthrough I got par or better on every hole and got through without putting another coin in."}
+{"text":"If that is true then the machine you were playing on was set to no penalty on par, which is not the default setting. On default if get more than 3 pars you'll have to continue (unless you win the mini-contests). Additionally, you would not have won the game. You need like -10 just to beat the game on Normal difficulty."}
+{"text":"Yeah that sounds about right. I got 2 eagles I remember that and I only got par a few times. Mostly it was birdies. I almost won closest to the pin but I was a hair too short."}
+{"text":"ON THE GWEEEEN"}
+{"text":"one of the comfiest osts of all time"}
+{"text":"ITT: retro games with distracting HUDs that made you feel weird"}
+{"text":"oh I get it the ui has feet they what made it weird yeah no this thread sucks OP"}
+{"text":"When you reached the end of Captain Blood, and the Ondoyante beams aboard but decides not to stay in her quarters, the game's UI gets updated like so."}
+{"text":"I <3 French perverts making videogames."}
+{"text":"Every European game ever"}
+{"text":"The titular character of the game is a 1980s video game designer, Bob Morlock, who picked \"Captain Blood\" as a nickname in tribute to the film starring Errol Flynn of the same name. Morlock develops a new video game about aliens and space travel. While testing his new project for the first time, he becomes warped inside the spaceship of the very game he had designed. Soon after, Blood is forced to go into hyperspace mode and, due to an incident, gets accidentally cloned 30 times. For 800 years, Blood tracks down every clone, as each one took a portion of his vital fluid. When the game begins, Blood has successfully disintegrated 25 clones, but he needs to kill the last five clones who turned out to be the most difficult to track down, or he will lose his last connection with the human species. This weird dream again, deja vu"}
+{"text":"HAIIIIYO HAIIIIYO HAIIIIIIIII YO"}
+{"text":"Should I play furry adventures on a 480i CRT or at 480P widescreen on an OLED?"}
+{"text":"Play it on a hacked WiiU plugged into an OLED"}
+{"text":"Depends on if your OLED setup introduces input lag or not The game actually has a native widescreen option which is pretty cool"}
+{"text":"No Wii U available so my options are 480i with a Wii or 480p with dolphin emulation. I'll have to see if there's any noticeable input lag with the emulator + gamesir controller"}
+{"text":"Just play it with dolphin so you can savestate thru it and save yourself some time."}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"Hey Hoopman, you still seething?"}
+{"text":"Anon just say that your plowing cadaver already and/or high as fuck."}
+{"text":"I dont get it"}
+{"text":"Eh, her opinion doesn't hold much weight since she's a murderous psychopath that brutally killed all her coworkers and is stuck in a purgatory created by an alien artifact her team had found because of it That's a girl, her boobs are more obvious in her other sprites,"}
+{"text":"the white chamber, and yes, it's freeware. It's a pretty good short point and click."}
+{"text":"What games best utilize SGB colours during actual gameplay (not just for borders, title screens and cutscene)s, outside of Pokémon B/R which does an astounding job with it? It seems that most games really don't do much with it even when they could. Even Mole Mania, a Nintendo game with no scrolling which has a lot of static backgrounds, something perfect to add SGB colours with, doesn't do anything with it. The best I've found so far are the Legend of the River King/Sea King games which have coloured bait in the bait menu."}
+{"text":"Space Invaders has what is basically a SNES version of the game if played on a Super Gameboy"}
+{"text":"Your wallpaper is Looking Good, an irl iteration of HQX or supersai"}
+{"text":"translation patch Excuse me?"}
+{"text":"This one's interesting because there's also a standalone SNES version of the game, and the GB game also gives you the option to play the regular GB version but with SGB enhancements."}
+{"text":"Oh right, it's unfinished. That would explain why I thought it didn't work. Derp"}
+{"text":"Anyway, it's time for Hello Kitty's Cube Frenzy."}
+{"text":"more like goodbye cat"}
+{"text":"Cute!"}
+{"text":"Rest in heaven"}
+{"text":"ripping post"}
+{"text":"DD1 Just punches her in the stomach and kidnaps her DD2 Murders her ass What the FUCK was his problem? Did he really think the Lee brothers wouldn't go after him? Then again why not just let the bitch in."}
+{"text":"If you fail once, try try again I suppose."}
+{"text":"I can't believe they would do that to Alyssa Milano."}
+{"text":"They all walk like they shat their pants"}
+{"text":"It was a different time (the post apocalypse)."}
+{"text":"What I don't get is, why didn't Bimmy immediately jump into the attack copter and chase down machine gun willy from the sky as he hobbled away? Was he out of fuel?"}
+{"text":"It's too hard"}
+{"text":"Holy crap! He deserves some Reddit Gold! pay even more money to get the working game No thanks."}
+{"text":"Hmmmmmm, nyo."}
+{"text":"E grip machine Drift It's that easy. \"But what about longer, straighter tracks?\" Kill your rivals, also play better."}
+{"text":"How do you do this?"}
+{"text":"Weird. Didn't know I was good at video games. Heres a tip: if you set your engine to two slots away from max speed you can now go at a master pace just don't run into anything."}
+{"text":"I wasn't planning on playing this but I threw it on, on a whim. I beat 3 bosses without even trying just with the buster. FireMan is a DPS race fight, just take hits and keep firing CutMan is just avoid his slicer and keep him pushed with your buster BombMan avoid his bombs and keep firing at him as you dodge shit Very very game, the levels aren't even hard..."}
+{"text":"Wow. You beat a game designed for 8-year old asian children who didn't have heat or running water toilets in their homes, and fuckin' aced it. Glad you got a chance to show off that flex."}
+{"text":"OP didn't beat the game yet, just beat 3 levels (which each take less than 5 minutes) then ran to /vr/ to make a thread."}
+{"text":"You sound like the type of fag who thinks using a turbo controller for shmups is cheating"}
+{"text":"complete non sequitur That's a weird guilty conscience. I couldn't care one bit about what controller you use. Why would I? Your post doesn't make any sense."}
+{"text":"/thread"}
+{"text":"Blows my mind when I realize Sonic Adventure came out the same year as Banjo Kazooie and predates DK64. How come Sonic never became a collectathon? Would a Sonic collectathon have saved the Saturn?"}
+{"text":"I did know about the Saturn because I did in fact see it mentioned in gaming magazines. i accept your concession. memory holed i guess, man. but if you went to department stores, game stores, toy stores, rental places or read something other than system-dedicated magazines, you absolutely were exposed to it."}
+{"text":"I mean I literally said it was never about \"knowing\" about the Saturn here but okay..."}
+{"text":"and i literally said if your argument is kids did know about it but didn't care i would agree here"}
+{"text":"Always wanted the Knuckles gameplay of Sonic Adventure in an open world collectathon. Breath of the Wild actually usurped how he controls completely. It would work."}
+{"text":"ITT: official romhacks"}
+{"text":"they're the same?"}
+{"text":"US Red/Blue really are just rom hacks of Japanese Blue that replicate the encounters and pokemon availability of Japanese Red/Green."}
+{"text":"i wanna paizuri her stupid fat titties"}
+{"text":"Genius"}
+{"text":"This one is actually really good. Sure for the time it was outrageous but any mario player going back now which are you gonna play one or two? A better question is do you want to beat the game in less than an hour and have to pop in a new game guaranteed?"}
+{"text":"In celebration of KINO Pizzas getting an official release, let's celebrate. You don't shit youtself when you ask for pizza, do you?"}
+{"text":"What console?"}
+{"text":"PC, was originally a TV show game kids played using the phone in real time"}
+{"text":"so here I am doin' everything I can holdin' on to what I am pretending I'm a pizzaman! the release of this game has improved my opinion on argentinia"}
+{"text":"spics forcing the kino meme ofc"}
+{"text":"mmm not fond of argentina, huh? we could always talk about other latam games then"}
+{"text":"Does it deserve the scrutiny and ridicule?"}
+{"text":"Nights was supposed to be the console's mascot Aren't you forgetting about someone?"}
+{"text":"Meanwhile, in the world of reality: Pandemonium was an influencial best seller."}
+{"text":"Kito Pixas was better"}
+{"text":"Make whatever argument up you need to faggot"}
+{"text":"what games on genesis or tg-16 are there that can compete with alttp, super metroid, earthbound or chrono trigger? not trying to be a flamebait memer here, just legitimately curious that Im missing out on some epic games. my first consoles were ps1 and 64 so I dont have much of a background outside of the super well known classics"}
+{"text":"Also the game took me 44 hours to beat, which is insane for what's essentially an 8-bit rpg. Why'd you speedrun it though"}
+{"text":"legit something that EOPs will be never able to comprehend. until its translated and we all see how mid it was the entire time, like every other game you retards hype up."}
+{"text":"I don't even know myself why, but I always tend to finish RPGs rather fast. I tend to go first for the main quest and then do sidequests after. I admit that i used the official strategy guide for some help here and there ( especially strats for 百鬼王 and 右のガーニン, massive spike in difficulty ) , but other than that I tend to play RPGs fast. The longest it took me to beat an RPG was Persona 3 at 72 hours. Cope and seethe anon, for you will never read and understand japanese without your ChatShitPT nor will you ever know the greatness that is デュークペペ。"}
+{"text":"My strategy for most bosses in the second half of the game was to freeze them and then either do the high damage attacks which are supposed to deal damage back to you, but don't when the enemy is frozen, or the multi hit attacks which hit rate increases when the enemy is frozen though iirc only Kabuki had access to the freeze spell so I couldn't do that when he wasn't in the party."}
+{"text":"I beat it in 55 hours without consulting a guide, the only game that took me longer to beat before that was megaten 2 which I did consult a guide for."}
+{"text":"What's the best oldskool fortress game and why is it Unreal Fortress?"}
+{"text":"supposedly yeah"}
+{"text":"this feels so weird I was there, gandalf, 3000 years ago downloading all the quake 2 mods playing quake 2 tf with bots because my internet was slow getting half life on christmas 1998 playing team fortress classic a while after that. my internet was slightly less slow now watching the \"realistic\" team fortress 2 pics that came with half life (was it one of the expansions? I feel thin. like butter spread over too much toast. I think it was the one that had the trailer for homeworld. so good) playing team fortress mods for pretty much every fps over the years and then spending 9000 hours on tf2 I haven't even played in over 10 years time, man I should've gotten married and started a family. what have I done with my life"}
+{"text":"Seek Jesus brother and repent and believe the good news, and keep fraggin'"}
+{"text":"a true veteran of the fortress wars"}
+{"text":"ty 4 ur service"}
+{"text":"Is there gonna be an art book of Namco's arcade games?"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"Haha probably"}
+{"text":"i love it so much!"}
+{"text":"Yeah but theres two races that let you bring your own car the lowrider race and the first badlands race. The code is definitely there for it. Well I guess there's always those driving dates."}
+{"text":"Adding a new race or two is probably something you can do as an afterthought when designing a game like this because the races we had are mostly just driving thru checkpoints so it doesn't really take new dialogue or cutscenes or animations or shit."}
+{"text":"III is the best GTA Vice City is a better III"}
+{"text":"For me, it was Beat the Cock!"}
+{"text":"UGHHRR why is he so fast? I'd rather beat my own cock than race this fuckin' dick!"}
+{"text":"Rule of Rose turns 20 years old today. Have you played this game? If not, you should go down to your local video game store and buy a copy today."}
+{"text":"Rose is the daughter of the protagonist in 2 games of another survival horror series and her rule is legitimate because she has strong powers."}
+{"text":"As a lover of Silent Hill 1-4 I feel like i should love this game more but damn, even as rough as SH games can be they never approach the truly dire quality of Rule of Rose. Really hope this game can see an updated remaster some day like they did with Moon RPG, so many games that aged like wine get remakes now that it would be amazing to see a game truly worthy of one get it."}
+{"text":"Is this actually a good game? All I know about it is the loli shit."}
+{"text":"a good game lol Imagine the same enemy copy pasted 30 times in a single area and you fight them with a fork"}
+{"text":"the game sparked a minor moral panic in yurop due to a rumor about its supposed content"}
+{"text":"Master System Micro Machines 92% (StC 21) Masters of Combat 90% (StC 14) = Road Rash 90% (StC 24) Aladdin 85% (StC 23) = Sonic Chaos 85% (StC 12) Buggy Run 80% (StC 16) = The Flash 80% (StC 3) = Wonder Boy in Monster World 80% (StC 4) Deep Duck Trouble Starring Donald Duck 75% (StC 16) = Home Alone 75% (StC 9) = Sega World Tournament Golf 75% (StC 6) Ottifants 70% (StC 12) GP Rider 65% (StC 5) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Game Gear Micro Machines 92% (StC 21) Road Rash 90% (StC 24) Dropzone 86% (StC 38) Battletoads 85% (StC 11) = Ecco the Dolphin 85% (StC 9) = Sonic Chaos 85% (StC 12) Sonic Spinball 80% (StC 34) = Streets of Rage 2 80% (StC 4) CJ Elephant Fugitive 79% (StC 23) Master of Darkness 75% (StC 5) Jurassic Park 70% (StC 9) Galaga 65% (StC 5) PGA Tour Golf 54% (StC 15)"}
+{"text":"MD Champions World Class Soccer Endorsed By Ryan Giggs 65% (StC 33) = GG Galaga 65% (StC 5) = MS GP Rider 65% (StC 5) = SCD Joe Montana's NFL Football 65% (StC 17) = MS Road Runner 65% (StC 11) MD Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama 62% (StC 27) Wiz 'n' Liz: The Frantic Wabbit Wescue 61% (StC 20) SCD Time Gal 60% (StC 4) MS GG Daffy Duck in Hollywood 55% (StC 34) MS GG PGA Tour Golf 54% (StC 15)"}
+{"text":"Did they add a rage 2 image to the street fighter movie news segment by mistake?"}
+{"text":"Yeah bitch!"}
+{"text":"Not to argue semitics, but was it an immersive sim?"}
+{"text":"About the game being immersive, well some of the earlier games like Hitman 2 SA were partly more immersive.... Not that I disagree with your overall point but \"immersive sim\" is a specific thing that doesn't have much to do with being \"immersive.\" It refers to the old Looking Glass studios games from the 90s like Ultima Underworld, System Shock and Thief (and then other games that followed that design path after Looking Glass went broke like Deus Ex, Dishonored and Prey.) And yes, the name is a problem, tends to confuse people and everyone hates it (it should've really been something like Looking Glass-like) but it's the name that stuck so what can you do?"}
+{"text":"Looking Glass-like Then you'd end up with the same problem as roguelikes, where people take a mechanic or feature from those games and slap it in a puzzle game or some shit and call it a \"Looking-Glass-like\" and then people propose \"Looking-Glass-lite\" but then other people are like \"no, it's too late, just call those games Traditional Looking-Glass-Likes from now on!\" until eventually the term becomes meaningless"}
+{"text":"Well... yeah. I'm just saying \"immersive sim's\" a particularly bad name and inevitably causes arguments by people who've never touched one of Looking Glass's games who then try to define it by their own interpretation of the words \"immersive\" and \"sim.\" It's just a really unfortunate name overall. Still I think this guy nailed it: Probably not but it's got the spirit more than a lot of other games people try to claim are immersive sims."}
+{"text":"fake genre"}
+{"text":"Yes I have heard the term before at least with Deus Ex and I don't love it or hate it but I just took it literally."}
+{"text":"I've never played the 3D0, but I really like what they did with it in the sense of them licensing the hardware to various manufacturers. That's a very clever way to save money. What are your favorite titles on this system? I'd love to try it out sometime since I've heard a lot of good things about it and a lot of bad things as well."}
+{"text":"D was a 3DO game published by Panasonic Absolutely wild. I only have experience with the series with D2 on the Dreamcast but that's pretty interesting history. Yeah, the original D was originally published in japan for the Japanese 3DO and Panasonic brought it over to North America. D2 was originally developed for the M2 console, which was suppose to be the successor for the 3DO. Panasonic cancelled the M2, and D2 was practically remade for the Dreamcast."}
+{"text":"i like the story about how Eno dodged any censorship with D."}
+{"text":"M2 console First time hearing about this, though I admit, I never knew much about the 3DO in the first place."}
+{"text":"It was cancelled, but the hardware was use for a few arcade games like Battle Tryst The graphics are somwhere between the N64 and the Dreamcast"}
+{"text":"Sony derangement syndrome"}
+{"text":"did it? i hate tekken now"}
+{"text":"Nobody played PS2 online, it didn't work and early 00s internet speed was horrible"}
+{"text":"cheat menu"}
+{"text":"void ground texture I don't think this existed at the time or atleast i was unaware of it. That would've been a lot nicer. Placing all the tiles was annoying as hell Most of the maps i've made, i used World Machine which is an old terrain generation program. I think OpenRCT has improved generating a map from a heightmap a lot but it's still a huge trainwreck when you import it and you need to do a bunch of fixing up. Here is what it looks like in World Machine."}
+{"text":"los pollos hermanos"}
+{"text":"The end result is a pretty good approximation of that canyon. It's a beautiful landscape and a lot of fun to build on."}
+{"text":"Forest of Hope Home."}
+{"text":"I can hear the song in my head. Thank you."}
+{"text":"I didn't like the series until 4"}
+{"text":"Yeah, the do-anything barrels that exist in hammerspace are a weird writer's convenience, but it's nice that he's trying to explain stuff. And Cranky is always a delight, you can tell that Teitelbaum had a lot of fun writing him. We got the DKC cartoon in 2000. People forget that consoles (and IPs in general) lasted a lot longer before broadband wi-fi and social media gave everything the lifespan of a mayfly."}
+{"text":"I'm just gonna imagine that they pull them out from the same place where they store their bananas... Fun fact: The cheeky buggers at Rare also in DK64 placed the position point (the actual single point at which for the game the character actually is located) there. Pretty sure that was not a coincidence..."}
+{"text":"What did they mean by this? Is he an amazing atheist?"}
+{"text":"Baldur's Gate next week YISSSSSSSSS finally Please tell me you're gonna post the BG2 novels as well"}
+{"text":"You're an idiot"}
+{"text":"It’s been 28 years but I finally caught this son of a bitch"}
+{"text":"sorry I meant if you DONT shoot the targets he gets mad and wont let you play"}
+{"text":"Was the challenge changed on 3DS?"}
+{"text":"The sinking lure doesnt work to catch it as child Link. Also, until a few years ago no one knew the conditions to even make the thing appear. The prevailing rumor was that you had to get all the prizes first."}
+{"text":"hell yea"}
+{"text":"UT99 is the greatest FPS experience ever. I didnt say story, half life, halo, red faction and many others all have a better story, but mechanics wise and gameplay wise nothing tops UT99"}
+{"text":"I can't imagine playing without the keyboard and mouse"}
+{"text":"UT99 is the greatest FPS experience ever This is a cute take"}
+{"text":"CS is for cheating teenagers with divorced parents"}
+{"text":"Creamy"}
+{"text":"Quakeworld Rocket Arena > your deathmatch shooter"}
+{"text":"I'm back to my oid self again"}
+{"text":"mario is king obviously"}
+{"text":"Not only that, the castlen is places on the spot where Kyoto is. Effectively, Castle 3 is Nintendo HQ and Mario is the king"}
+{"text":"Every toad in the mushroom kingdom is related, actually."}
+{"text":"Symbolic thread"}
+{"text":"You're not nearly as intelligent as you think you are."}
+{"text":"I'm not sure yet, there's a few options."}
+{"text":"For that kind of money it better be one of the grails. Otherwise not worth it."}
+{"text":"What are considered grails?"}
+{"text":"a PVM/BVM, the set from the OP's pic, one of the CRTs with a famicom or super famicom built in"}
+{"text":"So basically any high grade professional monitor in good condition with high res/tvl?"}
+{"text":"If sega would have completely folded and never made games after the hardware died I could see a world where it was much more popular now because of the 2k series being locked to the console. I have, by my own measure, a trash dreamcast collection of some 20 odd games, but I play a lot of NHL 2k and nfl 2k1. I own espn 2k5 for my ps2, but I opt to play 2k1 since it's one of the best DC games I own. In era playing it with 2 controllers and 2 VMUs was some of the best head to head sports gaming I've ever experienced, on par with nhl 94."}
+{"text":"Anyone know the n64 soccer game that had an indoor walled field so the ball didn't go out of bounds?"}
+{"text":"yeah modified lobbed through ball PES 5 is Winning Eleven 9 so Winning Eleven 7 is like PES 3"}
+{"text":"mostly Bomba/Brazukas patch right? even checked Evo Web but there's no current season patch that I found there"}
+{"text":"Here's your (you), anon. Sounds good even though I haven't played Sotn in over a decade. A shame it's so short. Perhaps you could expand it and add variations?"}
+{"text":"/mu/ Why do you use reddit?"}
+{"text":"As it is, it's the length of the original piece. It would be fun to expand it though, maybe through in a refrain with the melody going to the cello."}
+{"text":"Well done, I'd enjoy hearing what a live quartet would sound like with this piece. Got the score?"}
+{"text":"He doesn't understand listening to music. He thinks it's short because he plays music as background. He didn't listen to it. I'm listening it as this soundtrack is dear to me and it's very good. I can hear the bells and percussion perfectly in my head. And the choir"}
+{"text":"What were some of your go-to games that you never got bored of? Pic related was one of those games for me."}
+{"text":"Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on the SEGA Master System. I didn't enjoy it as a kid because I had the SEGA Game Gear port with the resolution making it 10x harder, but this console version? It's fantastic and I find it way more fun than the \"superior\" counterparts and than any other title from this IP that came out later, though I still enjoy the IP on the whole too."}
+{"text":"Winning Eleven 2002 on PS1 as it's just timeless and better than FC 26 on PS5."}
+{"text":"This plus kino"}
+{"text":"I'll just make my own and post it randomly some time in the future."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"first sonic game fully developed in the US it's shit naka was right. again."}
+{"text":"made in less than a year one of the most technically impressive games on the saturn sega japan liked the game and helped contribute to it was the basis for sonic adventure 1 How the fuck did euroGODS win again?"}
+{"text":"Come on, Op I beat this game when it released at age 6. Git gud"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Don't forget One of the best soundtracks of the generation Still to this day the best sonic racing game"}
+{"text":"I used to rent this out on bank holiday weekends but I could never get past the bridge bit without “grinding” for pesetas"}
+{"text":"Have you seriously never played RE4??? The enemies in this game are a reclusive and secretive cult that took over a remote rural village and reside in castles and independent island strongholds. They use older Spanish currency because no government officials came around and exchanged everything for modern currency."}
+{"text":"resident evil 4 a horse with no name"}
+{"text":"you can't grind for pesetas in re4 op never played the game"}
+{"text":"These guys doesn't seem to have industry, yet their clothes and objects are industrial, so it's obvious that someone goes to buy goods at other towns, where the peseta is worthless."}
+{"text":"At the time any bank would let you convert your pesetas to euros so obviously the guy did that every time. The only issue is that the whole gang would run out of pesetas eventually but Leon took care of them before that became an issue."}
+{"text":"What kind of old PC gaming hardware is worth collecting before it attains massive monetary and symbolic value? It already happened to 3dfx a long time ago, for instance."}
+{"text":"Yes games like Skyrim still being Dx9/Shader model 3.0 in 2012. But then again Halo 2 was a Windows vista DX10 exclusive wtf Microsoft"}
+{"text":"8800 ultra is already an expensive card"}
+{"text":"In the short term, CRT monitors, as there will be fewer and fewer available and fewer and fewer like myself that appreciates the look of games on CRT monitors. As for the long term, RAM should attain massive monetary and symbolic value as I can see more people would like to have their own memory of PC gaming."}
+{"text":"Based. That card can do true 240p as well, if I am not mistaken. I know one of the later to last Nvidia AGP cards did."}
+{"text":"Jesus... Wasn't that pricey last time I checked."}
+{"text":"Do you like FMV in games?"}
+{"text":"You're wanting to take Night Trap seriously when it hardly takes itself seriously. Your command team is called SCAT. Enemies are hobbling ninjas. The home security system was designed by the architect of 13 Dead End Drive and is controlled remotely with a Genesis controller. C'mon now. It was never supposed to be for mature audiences familiar with gore flicks and your unwillingness to admit the charm of all that silliness says more about you and your tastes, namely that you take yourself seriously despite enjoying media that is objectively silly despite including more gore which somehow makes it less silly. Slasher films aren't above silly kills either. One of my favorite silly kills in a slasher movie was in some Halloween movie I caught on TV where some guy slips on a pool of blood and dies from smacking his head on the ground, no killer present. It's so incredibly anticlimactic and ends so quickly that it's simply hilarious. Levity can actually help contrast and strengthen the tone of a horror narrative, like the end of Dawn of the Dead."}
+{"text":"It had minimal violence, no nudity, uninteresting sets, and lame villains. Those terms were used to describe Night Trap and also apply to the backrooms."}
+{"text":"I was referring to FMV games they're still being made tho. one game comprised of FMVs won Steam's 2025 Outstanding Story award literally this month. I really like the original Super Mario Bros movie hey, me too! You know what game is better than Night Trap? A game that hot tub chick made 9 years later with 4x the budget. did you know? technology was advancing pretty fast in the '90s. yea, time and a few extra million dollars will do that. i was playing Night Trap probably around the time they were filming for Phantasmagoria. Why would I waste my time with a game that doesn't have blood or tits? Or bloody tits? are you ready to have your mind freaked? i enjoy Kirby Games... and i also enjoy Dead Space! tons of filler. i'd say the story flows pretty straight, the only \"filler\" being the music number in the living room. but the song's great so whatevs. laughable, lukewarm, mindless, plodding, dull, cringe, amateur Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"CRACKED HIM LIKE A WALNUT AND SPRINKLED HIM ON SOME SALAD POUR SOME DRESSING ON THE BOY"}
+{"text":"Should I bother with Megaman 3 or just skip to 4? I don't find myself enjoying it as much as 1 and 2."}
+{"text":"I'm not using Retro Arch"}
+{"text":"Then use Ares or BlastEm"}
+{"text":"I don't think the charge is that overpowered in 4 because it takes so long to rev up and its hitbox is narrow. MM5 is where it gets totally nuts"}
+{"text":"I don't know why 5 went crazy in price. It's really weird and lop sided. The charge is crazy in 5. Perhaps youtuber hype beast had something to do with it. I guess it would make sense if it knocked your socks off. But it's ok at best."}
+{"text":"inb4 sperglord The L tank should have matched Protoman color scheme. How the E tanks matched Mega Man."}
+{"text":"If you ask me, Secret of Mana is better than Trials of Mana."}
+{"text":"90% of people complaining about SoM couldn't beat the tiger boss in the castle."}
+{"text":"TO BE FAIR that probably is the toughest boss in the game unless you're doing some sort of limited magic run."}
+{"text":"TO BE FAIR Denied."}
+{"text":"I got filtered after the stupid bird boss in the forest. I couldn't even figure out how to hit him with anything other than magic, and my magic had fallen behind quite a bit from where it was earlier in the game. I did eventually beat him, but only barely, and that's when I realized I badly needed to level up my magic. I started trying to grind up magic and that process made me get bored and just quit the game. The problem with \"use it to level it\" systems when it comes to magic is that you can only cast so many spells before you're forced to refill your MP, so it becomes a very slow and arduous process I just did not have the patience for by that point in the game."}
+{"text":"I do low magic/weapon upgrade runs on SOM. Have you tried hitting him with normal attacks at his body? Javelin works really well even with level 1 charges. It is a fun fight."}
+{"text":"Post screenshots of games that *look* interesting Your goal is to make anons ask themselves \"what happens in this game\" and \"how does this game play\" and ultimately \"what game\" No webms, gifs okay"}
+{"text":"no seriously, it actually does look nice"}
+{"text":"Why is this one considered a good Metroid? They took away everything that made Metroidvanias great: exploration, environmental storytelling, optional content and learning how to navigate the world. All for a completely linear game with TLDR walls of text from Samus, the AI continuously pestering and handholding you and shitty proto-soulslike bosses. Zero mission on the same console felt much stronger than this."}
+{"text":"Most of the bosses are bad though, as  pointed out. Also Prime 2 and NES Metroid are harder."}
+{"text":"git gud"}
+{"text":"The one by bucha? Classic."}
+{"text":"You can get filtered by games being too easy"}
+{"text":"There's that and also it was a reaction to all the controversy around Metroid Prime being an \"FPS\" game. Fusion was the game for true Metroid fans to rally around."}
+{"text":"How did this get past the dev team?"}
+{"text":"Well done ensuring anon felt hated, I'm sure he was feeling quite uncomfortable up until then."}
+{"text":"Otaku thread, yare yare daze."}
+{"text":"/v/tards still think petshop is the most busted hftf character i know this site is years behind on fucking everything but new kak has been top tier for years now come on"}
+{"text":"stream that combo if youre so great."}
+{"text":"Dude, what are you on about? I don't think I'm great. It's an easy combo. Did you even see the inputs? You could do it if you boot the game up right now and tried it."}
+{"text":"Call me crazy, but there is something comfy about Silent Hill"}
+{"text":"Also the horror genre is perfect for multiple playthroughs. The atmosphere remains scary, no matter how many times you beat it. If you beat Tomb Raider, there is really no point immediately playing it again."}
+{"text":"Liminal Hill"}
+{"text":"Silent Hill Twin Peaks Mizzurna Falls All comfy small town settings"}
+{"text":"This game is getting decomped, which means the chance of a proper PC port. Mostly would like: per pixel lighting like SH2-3 PC versions proper 3D with no warping 60fps with no bugs or issues first person aiming option"}
+{"text":"ITT: we attempt to have a conversation using only retro video game quotes. Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?"}
+{"text":"\"I have fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.\" - some guard from Oblivion"}
+{"text":"Kys half life faggot"}
+{"text":"\"Pathetic.\" from Wesker, Resident Evil"}
+{"text":"that's not even a game quote you ruined the thread fuck you specifically"}
+{"text":"Something bugging you?"}
+{"text":"Here's your 1996 game."}
+{"text":"Pepe's Death I got this one Free Comic Book day."}
+{"text":"Admittedly, I'm not very experienced at Daytona. Is this gear drifting thing really so important that Daytona 2 and SCUD are bad games for not having it, like some posts in this thread seem to suggest? To be clear, I am not defending it's removal, but I've had plenty of fun playing Daytona without even knowing that it was a thing. I suppose I will have to try gear drifting for myself the next time I encounter a Daytona cabinet."}
+{"text":"I don't know either sorry"}
+{"text":"Oh lol wow did he really actually nerf this on purpose? OP game confirmed to be shit."}
+{"text":"it's not so bad it's still playable"}
+{"text":"Why isn’t Kid Chaos talked about as much as The Abbey of Crime and Baldies?"}
+{"text":"based Amiga vibes"}
+{"text":"I don't like him he looks like the type of kid to say the nword"}
+{"text":"Nah he's more of a lunch money mug"}
+{"text":"steals my money takes advantage of the stun lock to extend his combo with charged hard r attack bro I'm just trying to eat"}
+{"text":"Zero an Vile should have been the same guy. You don't need a \"big supportive brother\" role it makes the hero weak. You only need a hero, main villain, and dark rival/moral grey wildcard"}
+{"text":"Uohhhhh"}
+{"text":"That is sometimes the case, but it sounds like you're against all instances of cooperation and mentor figures, and thus want everything to follow the same formula."}
+{"text":"Very weak gameplay density compared to 1?"}
+{"text":"Mark msx from electric underground"}
+{"text":"I still say The Punisher mod for Max Payne 2 greatly improves the gameplay by cranking up the damage the guns do. You can take down enemies faster, but they also tear through your health quicker, so you can't play the same way as the default game or you'll get wiped. It makes gunbattles a lot more tense, because it becomes very important that you get the first shots off and actually make use of cover and bullet time well. For the best results, play on the hardest difficulty. The Gun-Kata mod is also fun to dick around with, but for actual gameplay the Punisher mod is superior."}
+{"text":"Untamed mod makes it so enemies always hear you coming and they have more health so the player and enemies both can take a lot of shots and the enemy ai gets to do something because you can't just 1 shot every enemy to the head after sneaking up to them. Most difficulty mods approach the issue by making Max die in 1-3 shots but imo the better way is giving enemies more health. It also autoskips all the story parts where you don't fight or you just watch the comics. If only MP1&2 had at least some multiplayer capacity like they planned at some point of MP1 development. These games could very easily have similar mod scene following to some gta games."}
+{"text":"Sorry for some typos."}
+{"text":"You don't need a term for every niche thing in existence."}
+{"text":"Why are there so many ports and remasters that have graphical, lighting or rendering issues?"}
+{"text":"anon just got done masturbating to them and had post-nut shame so naturally he has to seethe about them"}
+{"text":"Cambodian trannies probably make a lot more from sex tourism than the people they outsource shit like this to."}
+{"text":"shiiiit,i just bought the remasters on PS4... at least they were on sale..."}
+{"text":"Nobody said change is bad. They said this specific change is bad. Selling the old with integer upscaling would have been better than this."}
+{"text":"Primary reason is a mix of lazyness and incompetence. When it comes to PS2, the Emotion Engine was relatively alien compared to the xbox, gamecube and PC from that era. You can’t just take PS2 source files and translate/recompile them for modern hardware and expect them to work the same. To get the exact same effects you have to truly understand the original code and how it worked on the EM and then reimplement it from scratch with modern shading language on Vulcan/DirectX12. It’s doable but it’s hard work. Your average Pajeet can’t do that."}
+{"text":"Western devs really mostly sucked in the retro era didn't they? I love Insomniac and Naughty Dog but I keep on getting burned by trying more western developed games, they mostly suck especially controls and gameplay wise."}
+{"text":"BING BING CANNOT INTO BIGBRAIN GAME BECAUSE BING BING SMOOTHBRAIN"}
+{"text":"This looks terrible man. Im trying to not be a troll and call you unc, but seriously, this is all you got? Just face it, the test of time as proven Japan actually made the best real games that weren't dicerolls and pieces on a map."}
+{"text":"BING BING CANNOT INTO BIGBRAIN GAME BECAUSE BING BING SMOOTHBRAIN"}
+{"text":"Im not a troll we know, you aren't good enough."}
+{"text":"Japanophiles should be euthanized."}
+{"text":"What Xbox games are you emulating?"}
+{"text":"I don't really need to do that, and I wonder just how many out there do"}
+{"text":"emulate XBox AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"none lol xbox had 1 good game it and was halo, i already played that shit. useless fucking console"}
+{"text":"guy who cannot appreciate Thousand Land"}
+{"text":"Xbox emulation still sucks balls. I play on real hardware."}
+{"text":"Did it ever come out?"}
+{"text":"would it have saved the saturn?"}
+{"text":"(1991) Can I play as Zangief?"}
+{"text":"It was probably canceled so they could focus on production of more SF2 boards."}
+{"text":"the name reminds me of Capcom Bowling, which wasn't even developed by Capcom"}
+{"text":"2026 still no decent 3-button USB Genesis controller"}
+{"text":"Yeah exactly. I need no input lag BECAUSE im getting older. I need every edge I can get."}
+{"text":"one milesecond of input lag triggers me These \"input lags\" are non-existent or hardly noticeable when playing with a WIRED controller."}
+{"text":"i've become incoherent in my tryhardness"}
+{"text":"my dad can beat up your dad"}
+{"text":"what kinda fucking idiot wants to play games with a genesis controller muh sonic fag."}
+{"text":"Bought pic related in an attempt to get my GameCube rolling in a higher resolution. My TV has the green/blue/etc inputs but I’m seeing absolutely no recognition that the console is on. What am I doing wrong?"}
+{"text":"look at the difference on the gamecube side connectors in these pics and on the back of your gamecube. You want something that uses the same one as the bitfunx one"}
+{"text":"higher resolution No cable will do this, it doesn't work that way. Stop falling for sale tactics."}
+{"text":"RGB is generally equal or better than component not really wrong, but wrong in this case. GC can't do progressive through RGB."}
+{"text":"yeah I said that in the post you replied to. a couple times."}
+{"text":"In Jak 2, there is a secret stealth/hiding mechanic. If you walk into a wall, Jak will flatten against it eventually and, while flattened against the wall, he is totally invisible to all Krimson Guards and cannot be attacked either. Even if swarmed by Guards, you can just walk into a wall until Jak gets against it and they will all run around you (despite clearly being able to see you) then walk away to despawn."}
+{"text":"I just got my used copy to see if I could find it, here it is"}
+{"text":"jak 2 was honestly so easy. i replayed it recently through opengoal and didn't even really struggle on hero mode. although i think opengoal did make the game slightly easier in like 1 section but i don't know what they actually changed."}
+{"text":"Lame. Bring back the map poster manual for jak and daxter"}
+{"text":"pal yuck the map is printed on the back of the box art paper bro"}
+{"text":"Friendly reminder to have fun but play safe /vr/"}
+{"text":"Yes. I had a friend who got injured playing Mario Party. Remember him coming to school the next day with a bandage on his palm and making fun of him for jerking it. He wound up getting one of these gloves in the mail."}
+{"text":"Nintendo branded gloves, of that era, would be cool."}
+{"text":"Thanks Toad, very cool."}
+{"text":"speaking of N64 control sticks, I just unearthed my two controllers after like 10 years and the sticks are loose and damaged. Should I grab one of these to replace them? I also saw one on amazon that is gamecube-style with hall effect instead. Might be better?"}
+{"text":"someone I know got one and it's pretty alright, that said go for the cube style one unless your a purest."}
+{"text":"This game was designed by Satan."}
+{"text":"It's called replay value"}
+{"text":"oh. yeah, that's nasty. at least them stopping next to the boulder doesn't smash it. they probably considered that at some point in development, though and the next 6 are even more of an exercise of patience, i would assume?"}
+{"text":"But the game only lets you save every 10 levels, and this is"}
+{"text":"More like resale value"}
+{"text":"and the next 6 are even more of an exercise of patience, i would assume? 15 was pretty easy, 16 I'm not actually sure how to beat yet. Some of these levels are pretty tricky puzzles."}
+{"text":"What was it about the Sega Dreamcast that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? Support for Sega's own fast/streamlined/documented SDK or Windows CE (to make porting games from the PC easier) SH4 CPU is say more complex than SH2. PVR is way more complex than anything doing graphics in Saturn 480p with the DC's PowerVR GPU Rarely-used volumetric per-pixel shadows and volumetric fog features Order Independent Transparency and is the only system to date that came with OIT at the hardware level transparency sorting in hardware when regular PC cards made you manually sort transparencies 16MB of RAM and only a 200Mhz CPU Native VGA out support independent filesharing between memory cards without the console needing to be present a large (again, for the time) optical disc format that stored up to 1GB of data Plans to download Dreamcast games directly to the 40GB HDD, a feature that Xbox 360 realized Had the highest quality video output of the generation, while PS2 was known for having the lowest quality and looking the blurriest overall Sonic Adventure, Shenmue, Soul Calibur, Jet Set Radio, Skies of Arcadia, Resident Evil Code Veronica, Dead or Alive 2 were technically impressive Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What was it about the Philips CD-i that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? P.S. I had this model in the early-'90s, it certainly had a vibe. Large disc format for the time Outputs to 768x560 ! 32,768 colors on screen at one time Has classics like Richard Scarry's Best Neighborhood Dis Ever and three Zelda games!"}
+{"text":"What was it about the Philips CD-i that had such a unique vibe and atmosphere? It wasn't designed to be a gaming console. Or at least it don't feel like it was. Even the games don't feel like games. It's just some sort of weird multi-media device."}
+{"text":"Every single decision made during the development of the Dreamcast console and most of the games for it was made with a \"do-or-die\" attitude. Either the Dreamcast was a success or Sega as a company would cease to be. This atmosphere of the inevitable of Sega is what lead to the dev teams taking far more risks in the development of this console and games library than had ever happened before and will likely never happen again. It was a truly perfect storm of unique circumstances and I'm thankful for this era of video game history, even if the Dreamcast is still considered a failure."}
+{"text":"Multimedia is the future! Truly a console ahead of its time."}
+{"text":"It's the only 5.5 system. Mutliplats of the 5th on 6th gen hardware. Should have put a keyboard/mouse, controller and like Daytona in with the launch. It having a webrowser on launch that a high schooler could have used instead of the family pacard machine would have been a novelty on par with the DVD. That's the only solution for saving it I ever thought of and it still runs into the whole selling it at a loss thing. Idk it's a neat but flawed system."}
+{"text":"*spawns exactly 1 second before you die*"}
+{"text":"WHOA-OAH BIG"}
+{"text":"with his monkey hands"}
+{"text":"You're not him, you're typing different this time"}
+{"text":"i look like this"}
+{"text":"monkey!"}
+{"text":"/vr/ humor"}
+{"text":"have you really never played the game? were you too poor for a computer growing up, or were you not born yet?"}
+{"text":"I’m probably getting two stories mixed up but I remember someone on here once posted another screenshot of him soliciting gay sex"}
+{"text":"does that actually happen? I thought you just ended up with really wide black bars"}
+{"text":"thats a comical shoop anon"}
+{"text":"Why were retro western devs so deathly afraid of femboys and twinks?"}
+{"text":"He likes Natalie Mars btw."}
+{"text":"Literacy issue."}
+{"text":"Being gay has never been ok anywhere because its a harmful mental illness. The jews managed to legalise it in some countries recently but the public is not okay with it and its already receiving its natural backlash. Your post is made up history to try to reinforce your propaganda fueled worldview."}
+{"text":"him before he grew these nasty sideburns"}
+{"text":"If you think about it, femboy is a homophobic term."}
+{"text":"It is the first case of graphic whore bias?"}
+{"text":"Of course they do, anon. Have you never watched a belly dancer?"}
+{"text":"Then how they look?"}
+{"text":"Why do people keep calling them versions? They're completely different games."}
+{"text":"It's a demand at that point"}
+{"text":"mature audience cartoon game Stfu please lol"}
+{"text":"The Ship Of Harkinian team came out with a hilariously undercooked port of Super Mario 64 called Ghostship. I don't know why they bothered, this port fucking sucks. Super buggy."}
+{"text":"who is this for? dreamcast homebrew devs"}
+{"text":"by your logic no wooden chairs are usable because they have to be built first i'm convinced you're no longer acting"}
+{"text":"Harbour Masters"}
+{"text":"Big decomp news !"}
+{"text":"Best Tomb Raider game"}
+{"text":"core's run on tombraider is some of the craziest crunch in the history of the industry, 5 games in 5 years. they had no time to revamp the fundamentals."}
+{"text":"they had dlc's for the first three games too"}
+{"text":"or expansions i guess"}
+{"text":"Core developed TR1, TR2, & TR4 The DLC(Expansion) team developed TR 3 & TR5"}
+{"text":"Based actually-helpful-answer poster"}
+{"text":"the dark gritty spinoff is the only good game in the series How does that happen?"}
+{"text":"Your gaslighting won't work on me faggot. Trust us when we say fuck off back to moddb and stop shitting up this board."}
+{"text":"But why is he green?"}
+{"text":"Because he's an army man, what do you mean? You didn't have those little green plastic army men toys when you were a kid?"}
+{"text":"we Now that's what a true schizo would say."}
+{"text":"It has the highest quality in its franchise, which is still pretty low but its sonic what do you expect?"}
+{"text":"It sucked compared to Half Life 2, Doom 3, Far Cry, Painkiller, Riddick and UT2004"}
+{"text":"Nice bait"}
+{"text":"2 does everything better then CE other then the weapon balance and arguably how gracefully the graphics have aged. I guess maybe atmosphere? The thing is, it didn't. Quake and Unreal tournament had games release not just after Halo CE but also after Halo 2. The idea that Halo homogenized the FPS genre is just false. Stuff only turned into constant brown and grey military FPS titles in like 2006-2007 with Gears of War (not an FPS but still) and CoD 4 influencing everything. Of course, Halo itself is also closer to an Arena Shooter then it is to other subgenres."}
+{"text":"these pc games are okay ree consoles ree"}
+{"text":"meant for There was plenty of Halo hate in the 2000s, but most of those people now have better things to worry about than store shelves in 2004 being full of Halo knockoffs instead of Quake ones."}
+{"text":"Game is a clone of a game that came out later Retard."}
+{"text":"I always play Hitman in Max Payne style. I can't help it, but stealth isn't very interesting in these games, and there are tons of weapons"}
+{"text":"What mods did you use?"}
+{"text":"not really, the dual silver ballers are insanely OP"}
+{"text":"never played the first game but i found hitman 2 to be incredibly frustrating and seemingly broken so you were often just shooting like a retard regardless"}
+{"text":"You don’t deserve to play this. Sorry not sorry, baka gaijin!"}
+{"text":"It's just one guy though."}
+{"text":"How underage do you have to be to not know about the woke pronoun fiasco?"}
+{"text":"sauce: aislop What a stupid child"}
+{"text":"Why don't these people ever have any fucking money? Are they all just poor idiots? Stop being poor."}
+{"text":"It has bad handling."}
+{"text":"It came out before 2008. What can I say?"}
+{"text":"Oh god, don't bring up that one. Fuck that game. I know this board hates TD4 and 5 for some reason but if we're talking about 6 I'm totally there with you. Demolition Racer has the same issues."}
+{"text":"urban racing game not having corners The cars have an odd physics design that causes them to \"pivot\" rather than turn in. It's like the front and back of your car turn at the same rate, not the front of the car pulling the back of the car towards the corner."}
+{"text":"you took it all the same"}
+{"text":"The starter car has a huge impact on how you perceive the game. For PS2, the Saturn Sky is the optimal starting car. The Alfa Romeo in comparison is complete trash, and I never tried the third option. From memory, my favourite cars for each class were: Class E: Saturn Sky Class D: R34 Skyline Class C: Lotus Espirit Class B: Lamborghini Gallardo Class A: Chrysler ME Four-Twelve"}
+{"text":"Cartridge door broken. Shows wear and tear."}
+{"text":"prior to the 2010s you couldn't give 3rd-5th gen systems away, especially Nintendo. I personally bought an SNES along with Mario All Stars and Kirby Super Star for about $60 all-in. I bought my PS1 for about $40. shit thinking about it, I also got a GameCube along with Mario Sunshine and the GCN port of Ocarina for about 60 or 70 bucks all-in and I felt like I got ripped off. people gave me their Pokemon Crystal and Pokemon Blue carts for free."}
+{"text":"I miss twenty years ago too"}
+{"text":"you're a nasty little lying conman, dishonest and evil"}
+{"text":"Always hilarious how children really believe that nothing existed before them. Imagine actually shitposting such a humiliating newfag flex when slightly older children were shrieking about how expensive things were when they were 1/10 the price you overpaid."}
+{"text":"Success breeds jealousy. Enjoy paying premium prices for my garbage while I game on mint condition original hardware."}
+{"text":"king"}
+{"text":"It's weird to call it the ACKyn when the troonux handhelds are the only ones that ack themselves."}
+{"text":"Retroid and AYN are the same company, though."}
+{"text":"Help!"}
+{"text":"It's weird when [Hinge ACKS, Screen shacks, while defending his chinksect master like a good SMACK] Magic x and powkiddy's android builds? Solos retroon and ackyn. Only dual shitting apes and mini v2 cucks disagree"}
+{"text":"They gave Mario a bald spot That's messed up"}
+{"text":"Who are you fucking quoting? Go away and lurk for another year before posting again."}
+{"text":"who am I quoting?"}
+{"text":"Hey paisano I'm the hero here! So quit getting in the way! Well excuuuuuse me PLUMBER! I didn't know heroes wore overalls!"}
+{"text":"Why are OoT hackers so cringe? Not everything has to be Soulslike shit."}
+{"text":"Im thinking kino"}
+{"text":"you need to feed your brain, not your ass!"}
+{"text":"Fuck off, frog posting retard."}
+{"text":"cringe hand"}
+{"text":"The most quotable game of all time."}
+{"text":"You're not Alexander! I wish more games tried to copy its create a combo system, its a shame people try to force reasons to not like the game when the closest we got was that shitty not retro game that nobody Remembers."}
+{"text":"I agree, but today's developers won't pay up to animate so many different moves that the average player will maybe see once and then never use"}
+{"text":"Realistically it’s like a big mac, you always have the knife which is the bun and the kicks are the patties"}
+{"text":"2004 no tank controls over the shoulder aiming free camera control on right stick aiming and shooting on R1+L1 re4 was outdated on release"}
+{"text":"GTA SA has terrible gameplay."}
+{"text":"There's no way you are an American. It was impossible to escape gears, it was THE game for years. Everyone played it, and everyone thought it was the shit. To put this into perspective, GoW sold as many copies as the Gamecube, PS2, and wii versions of RE4 combined. To act like RE4 had a bigger impact than gears is pure ignorance to an absurd degree. That being said, I presume the nips and euros didn't buy as many copies. RE4's main influence on video games was Quick Time Events, that's really about it. I love RE4 it is one of my favorite games, but its popularity is extremely overstated."}
+{"text":"Gears of war is seen as Boomer core the same way people listen to bands like fucking Nickelback. It was a product of its time. No zoomer nowadays even knows wtf that is, but they all know RE4 and Leon"}
+{"text":"The SNES version was already translated ages ago. If you really cared about Ys5 you could have beaten that one."}
+{"text":"It's literally released to play already, you dumb fuck. It's just a public beta they released for the original game's 30th anniversary and they are doing fixes as more people go through it and report issues. You can either wait for the 1.0 or play the 0.1 if you so much want. The SNES version is also a better game, but it's still good to see the PS2 one being available in English."}
+{"text":"Like you just said, it's a beta 0.1 and not an actual release. They're holding back the release to add trans pride messages to the game even though there are none in the original text. A shame that this particular team has decided to pull a NISA on everyone that only wanted the game in English, just like what happened with the Popolocrois trans-lation. Also no shit they're going to add more bug fixes after launch, what romhack doesn't do that?"}
+{"text":"13% of developers are responsible for 55% of premature endings"}
+{"text":"it's a beta 0.1 and not an actual release The game is fully translated and it reads well. You can play it right now instead of bitching about delaying nonsense or whatever mental gymnastics you're doing They're holding back the release You're contradicting yourself, they released what they had at that point so they are literally not holding anything back. They are currently implementing a VWF font because the current one looks cheap and has issues with commas and quotation marks. to add trans pride messages to the game even though there are none in the original text. They are just allowing fans to add some silly lines to treasure chests, none of it is mandatory and they are not outright replacing dialogue. You're just assuming it's trans-related somehow as a strawman to villainize that move and assuming that's the only thing they have left. A shame that this particular team has decided to pull a NISA on everyone that only wanted the game in English Go on and point out where they did this in the actual game text. Also NISA did not start the treasure chests thing. just like what happened with the Popolocrois trans-lation. You keep using that word, I don't think you understand what it means. Also completely unrelated matter. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I love this mana game"}
+{"text":"crickets damn"}
+{"text":"stop talking about yourself retard"}
+{"text":"n-no u! touched a nerve i see. how well did i profile you?"}
+{"text":"NTA but hyperfocusing on the autism of others is a pretty autistic thing in itself. Why not just talk about the games instead? I see no evidence to support the claim they're the \"most ... buggy games\" you ever encountered unless you literally played no other games. Some people actually think the spell stacking bug isn't a bug. Between that and camera scrolling issues in areas like gaia's navel it doesn't take long for your average person to stumble unto the game not working right at times, and thats before getting to the more annoying aspects like events needing to queue and wonky hitboxes. Those are more of a series issue though, and SD3 admittedly has the worst version of the queue and even added instant fullscreen counterattack abilities to it because fuck you."}
+{"text":"Why not just talk about the games instead? trust me i do, the post i replied to just compelled me to take a moment to comment on site culture."}
+{"text":"This was the peak"}
+{"text":"They don't really make any geographical sense and are there to make up for the skybox being a blue gradient."}
+{"text":"They don't really make any geographical sense You're no FUN!"}
+{"text":"\"Fun\" is a childish concept that has no place when adults talk about video games."}
+{"text":"I mean in the sense that I wish I could see the 3D model for the track to see where they are actually positioned and what size they are because my suspicion is that they flat out wouldn't work with more draw distance. GT3 does kind of have a problem with this where there's just background.png where I think you should be able to see across to the second tunnel/bridge area from the s-turn before the first tunnel that was blocked off by a cliff on PS1."}
+{"text":"triple the loading times for everything compared to GT3 No. Just no. I sold it the next day."}
+{"text":"It saved fps temporarily."}
+{"text":"I'm just posting here because I don't know if there's a more relevant thread. Marathon 2 is pissing me off. That is all."}
+{"text":"Grow up."}
+{"text":"Why, its easy."}
+{"text":"whenever i see the halo ring in the horizon, i imagine it's cortana's big blue ass in a thong"}
+{"text":"But would it saved the n64?"}
+{"text":"How is the PSX translation of FFV anyway? I know Faris has a pirate accent which sounds fun, does she keep it the whole game?"}
+{"text":"How is the PSX translation of FFV anyway? Infamously bad."}
+{"text":"Infamously KINO"}
+{"text":"me on my trip to Arizona"}
+{"text":"I recommend the \"RPGe\" fan translation SNES rom. Better translation, no disc load time padding. It is supposedly the first ever full fan translation of an RPG, from '98. It's the only way I've played the game so I can't compare but I've heard it's more accurate than the official ones. Faris is wonderful."}
+{"text":"Does it deserve the scrutiny and ridicule?"}
+{"text":"That one is a turd. Should be Spirit Tracks."}
+{"text":"kid thing i don't like The funny thing is that he's wrong. The proper term is Kodomofication, and Kodomomuke is just anime for 7-10 year olds. Cocomelon shit is something for any tablet that's still in their diapers, we didn't have ipad tablets in the 90s or early 2000s."}
+{"text":"*any tablet kid"}
+{"text":"Minish Cap was peak 2D Zelda, only issue is that it fell for the 4 dungeons meme Majora's Mask started."}
+{"text":"Kawaii is an otaku-coined jap term, it's not just Japan, very merch-obsessed American women too along with proto-redditors on Digg. btw have a funny shitpost i found"}
+{"text":"Does anybody here care about RHEM?"}
+{"text":"Dave Rhem. Eh solves puzles and doesn't afraid of anything."}
+{"text":"what does rhem even mean?"}
+{"text":"It means \"Myst had four letters too\""}
+{"text":"I'll admit that."}
+{"text":"It's the name of the world where the game takes place"}
+{"text":"Yeah well, what are your favorite pokeymanoids from the first three gens Nidoking is boss. Sneasel sucked like all original dark types and wasn't even useable in campaign but the design is good. And Banette is cooler than overrated fat boy Gengar"}
+{"text":"Niceeeee"}
+{"text":"You want to fuck the lamb"}
+{"text":"alakazam, dunsparce, gardevoir"}
+{"text":"Meowth Umbreon Haven't played gen 3"}
+{"text":"Machamp"}
+{"text":"There's never been a game like Sega Saturn's Nights... Never been a game that's allowed you to fly, fluid and free, in real-time 3D. Not until now. Not until Nights. The reason is simple. No other system has had the power to do it. Nights. Only on Sega Saturn."}
+{"text":"Amazing game. I know it's not retro, but is it really? Heard mixed things about it over the years."}
+{"text":"here is your killer app An then it died lol"}
+{"text":"Heard mixed things about it over the years. Yeah I think that's because Nega Nights Reala is given a bunch of Shadow the Edgehog tier lines. The game underwent a Sonic-fication basically."}
+{"text":"Here he is monologuing in Wii."}
+{"text":"Never been a game that's allowed you to fly, fluid and free, in real-time 3D. What about like, Defender? Isn’t Nights kinda like Defender but instead of shooting aliens you gotta fly through rings one after the other quickly? Like the Nights guy is just Opa Opa from Fantasy Zone but instead of shooting the bases you just fly through checkpoints one after another?"}
+{"text":"ITT: Fat fucks from retrogames. Because they're always based."}
+{"text":"ima big fan of his"}
+{"text":"why does he lowk look like mega man x"}
+{"text":"my hero"}
+{"text":"because inafune can only draw three characters"}
+{"text":"Hi /vr, how do you guys position your CRT TV and your HDTV in your setups? I was thinking about postitioning mine like pic rel, but I don't know if having 2 tvs next to each other playing vidya at once would be annoying. My main goal for it is to be able to play modern games on one side with friends, while other friends play retro games on the side while waiting for their turn to play on the biggu boy tv"}
+{"text":"the little cubby hole shelves that look like they belong in a daycare. Having all your consoles arranged in a perfect grid is ugly and autistic"}
+{"text":"My setup is a mancave in my basement. I just think the setup in OP would look better with different furniture for the consoles/TVs. The grid shelves waste a lot of space for the smaller consoles too."}
+{"text":"I'm sure they/them has heard of cleaning. I'm sure they/them has also heard of being gainfully employed, roofs and walls that aren't made of cardboard, meals that don't come from a dumpster. Cope harder parasite boy"}
+{"text":"Ok, no idea what you are trying to bitch about, but enjoy your particle board Ikea shit, while smarter anons enjoy quality built solid furniture people dont want anymore because it doesn't match the modern minimalist fag lifestyle."}
+{"text":"people who laugh at my hobo lifestyle are trying to bitch about something"}
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+{"text":"/vrpg/ is a place to discuss all types of role-playing video games, including single-player, multi-player, and massively multi-player, turn-based and real-time action, western-style and JRPG. Does this mean RPGs are banned on other video game boards? No! /vrpg/ is just a separate board specifically focused on RPGs where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"Isn't it odd how there are all of these animes and light novels based off of D&D tabletop? Record of Lodoss War, Slayers, Overlord, Goblin Slayer, etc. But where are the JRPGs that play like those tabletop sessions where you can just kill whoever you want? Where is Japanese Baldur's Gate?"}
+{"text":"Shouldn't a good DM be able to adapt their campaign plans for an obvious type of player? Wouldn't be a good player, so the DM would choose other better players to play with."}
+{"text":"Cause otherwise, we'd just use the word...well, \"adventurer\", now Not if you want to be funny, no. This is the part you don't get, the purpose of a joke. Remember we went over this last time, that you don't understand humour."}
+{"text":"Murderchads won bte"}
+{"text":"Japan has no experience with D&D tabletop. JRPGs are imitating early Western dungeon crawlers like Wizardry, not actual tabletop RPGs."}
+{"text":"Local murderhobos, please murder everybody arguing about fucking definition of a hobby trend where both meanings are still regularly used in this thread for days, please."}
+{"text":"I can't tell if this game is charming in its simplicity or an uninteresting slog of a game. how does /vrpg/ feel about the cosmic fantasy series? I played 2 back on the turbo CD when I was in high school and enjoyed it well enough."}
+{"text":"Are the threads for this game literally run by one of Styg's close cocksuckers (Tamior)? There's barely any talk about how stupid this update was. There's a massive shitstorm on Steam about the update sucking and the nerfs being backwards fuck stupid all around and daddy Styg sent his stooges to make up positive reviews. Why did this moron straight up kill the game by making the vast majority of guides useless junk by not nerfing TM sooner? And what in the fucking shit christ was the idea with ruining crafting just because Styg's cocksuckers complained about min-maxed supersteel being OP? Are they retarded? What a fucking show. You'd have to be fucking braindead If you still have any hope for Infusion. This moron is literally void of braincells."}
+{"text":"I'm over here trying to understand 4 PER shotguns"}
+{"text":"damage is still ok despite the PER dump enemy evasion not an issue because of shotgun feat There's no secret sauce, it's just that easy."}
+{"text":"there's no way it does enough damage"}
+{"text":"you MUST play a fragile weenie who gets throat choked by badass private military commander types you WILL use traps you WILL use throwing you WILL be dominated by psi wizards you WILL reroll for the tranny-lab thanks styg"}
+{"text":"Is this \"styg\" in the room with you right now, forcing you to do those things?"}
+{"text":"Devhell Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"There's a few, though the names escape me right now. Try to find the NUUN plugins, there's a good one there iirc. Don't pay for Visustella shit. Find the thread on F95zone, some hero on there has put all their paid plugins up for free as a zip there"}
+{"text":"started it's self-improving phase"}
+{"text":"The UI looks way too clean and soullessly \"modern\" for the graphical style of the monsters. You should get a more lo-fi sprite-based style for the menus and attack animations."}
+{"text":"Doubt. F95zone is deader than this place. If a thread exists it's probably old and obsolete. My search results are coming up with threads from 2022, and they've all have the same pattern of RMW's sockpuppet accounts. \"I don't know; but I know\" bullshit. And proceed to have no activity or interaction with anyone else."}
+{"text":"oh yeah, for sure, that's just the MZ's default UI I'm gonna draw my own, just wanna nail down the battle mechanics first so I have a better idea of what is needed"}
+{"text":"What is your favorite quest in any RPG?"}
+{"text":"Whodunit? from Oblivion. A sandbox-style murder mystery where you must eliminate five guests without being detected. You’re free to poison them, stage “accidents” like dropping a chandelier, turn their suspicions against one another, rely on classic stealth kills, etc. Pure emergent gameplay with tools/physics > scripted."}
+{"text":"OP bumps his dying thread from page 10"}
+{"text":"I have good memories with that quest. Particularly circumventing it in new game plus by torching the Griffin over and over before it can fly away"}
+{"text":"look at earlier posts to see where that bump was since they all say Sunday look at the dates and realize it was a week earlier Holy shit this place is dead."}
+{"text":"Eh, I've once kept a Mongol thread from archiving for months like that.One bump is hardly a sin."}
+{"text":"subj"}
+{"text":"51m revenue kek that delusion, at 700k copies x40 bucks full retail is 28m max- which of course didn't happen cause virtually all of those \"sales\" were kickstarter backers that got a key i read it made 12m revenue on 4m budget... 8m profit for 3 years of your life split how many ways sawyer? keeeeek how will josh afford his aids medication now?"}
+{"text":"I see I struck a nerve though. good. You write this and then claim you are not seething. it's just that I have enough experience communicating with people to know that it is always the ones who had never achieved anything of significance And I've talked with enough fanboys to know one when I see one. Basederkeks are a prime example given the thread. Another one is the bethesdrones, who will always excuse Todd no matter how many times he fucks them in the ass. Huntards, too, become extremely defensive about people criticizing Togashi. And yes, designing a working map is the bare minimum from a supposedly professional studio. By the way, I was taught how to read maps in my elementary school. Haven't you?"}
+{"text":"wants to enjoy an honest and direct murderhobo experience gets BG3 Grim. I wouldn't be surprised if he (shit)posted here."}
+{"text":"He’s an old goon. “rope kid”"}
+{"text":"reminder that josh was the one who insisted (nearly) every NPC in new vegas be killable"}
+{"text":"Other games with a lot of branching?"}
+{"text":"Retconned."}
+{"text":"random comment the author makes on tumblr or wherever takes precedence over what is in the game itself ?"}
+{"text":"Pure cinema"}
+{"text":"I admire the boldness to make a AI art is so shit and inconsistent and can't draw hands joke while having the most generic looking AI art in your game"}
+{"text":"After being told it's greatest game over and over again I finally decided to give it a shot. To my surprise not only it wasn't any good, it was downright bad No options to roleplay. All quests are linear and all \"choices\" are entirely superficial. (For example trying to help cowled wizards and killing devs snowflake NPC results in instant fail and that's the ONLY choice I had after 3 hours of playing) Game assumes that I care about their NPCs and focuses it's story around them rather than player character. Attempts to kill or dismiss imoen results in GM telling you NO YOU CANT DO THAT! THAT WOULD INTERRUPT MY PLANNED CUTSCENE. This makes the story fall flat for me because I have no reason to care for her since I've known her for two seconds (I don't care what's the lore if the game itself didn't make the effort to develop connection and just wrote \"she's ur sister you must love\" in her backstory. I also didn't like the fact that villain is being presented as le heckin hyper smart chessmaster who's playing everyone like a fiddle considering that he's actually pretty dumb but the game forces you to fail to advance the plot. 90% of the game is dungeon crawler combatslop which grows pretty stale really quickly I might be biased since I played Troika games before playing bg2 and the differences are night and day. It's like hopping on Fallout 4 after playing new vegas. It's very sad that Bioware's design philosophy prevailed over Troikas because it's much easier to produce combatslop than design engaging quests and story that allows you to roleplay and affect the world in a meaningful way."}
+{"text":"Nothing wrong with being feminine, I'd if that's supposed to be a dig or not?"}
+{"text":"so? those are all surface level things anon you have to look past the superficial aspects and I have to say by this point I'm not sure you are capable of that but there isn't a single fantasy world that would feel as having as real, as tangible of a history of grand events or personal hardships that tie in to form this unity of a world. There is nothing like it."}
+{"text":"there is nothing like it It sounds like your not very well read in fantasy literature. Have you ever read Wheel of Time? Stormlight Archive? Sanderson? Malazan? There is definitely a lot like it, its called epic fantasy and meets all of those criteria to which you are referring."}
+{"text":"Wheel of Time? Stormlight Archive? Sanderson? Malazan? LMAO no just no anon"}
+{"text":"So you haven't read any of them...? Yet you have an opinion on them...? I'm not exactly sure what your laughing at? Is that \"no I haven't read them\" or \"no I disagree with you\"? Based on your response I'd venture to say my initial hunch was correct, you're not* very well read..."}
+{"text":"no job costumes cut content no casino censored the hot females why should I be excited for this again? is it adding anything new, instead of only subtracting?"}
+{"text":"Planning to play the demo at some point. I beat the ps1 and the 3ds version because I'm an old fuck. no job costumes Bummed out, thought they were a nice touch in the 3ds cut content Hate this change. I fully understand that there are long segments of play before players get new plot leads, and I for one think it was fine to leave as is. Taking away entire areas to speed up gameplay? For what purpose. If we want to get into the weeds, the main antagonist was a very minor part of the story; it was all about the descendants of God. no casino I actually hate the casino stuff in the DQ franchise so I'm fine with it, but I feel for the people that like it (probably most) censored the hot females I'm neutral on this and I felt it was expected since dq3 was released with censorship, but from what I've seen thus far the censorship seems very minimal."}
+{"text":"censored the hot females You mean ... the children? I seriously think you need to kill yourself."}
+{"text":"Literally investors are telling square to stop losing them money."}
+{"text":"no casino Isn't this a legal issue, like it makes the game unable to be sold to children in some countries if it features gambling of any kind?"}
+{"text":"Yep, some retards in Europe decided to mix what some games do with real money and having a casino in a videogame and now gambling with virtual videogame money makes it 18+. Which is retarded because cheating in Pokemon in the casino by reloading every time I wasn't winning is the reason I understood gambling with real money isn't smart."}
+{"text":"It's impressive how many RPG fangames are in active development in this autistic fandom, even in our little niche. There's no shortage of other content as well like music, art, animation, fanfics, shitposts etc. Is it just because Undertale attracts a lot of attention, or is there something inherent in the franchise that encourages fans to IMAGINE?"}
+{"text":"I'm glad my ideas can help with the creation of more Oldentale porn, even if I'm not into Racter"}
+{"text":"I mean the actual serious answer is Racter probably mostly being in control, losing some of his inhibitions and periodically one of his hands grabbing the other."}
+{"text":"I already had an idea for what to do to/for Racter, but this idea was simply too genius for me to ignore. I guess it doesn't help that I'm also super into overstimulation and penis milking too."}
+{"text":"I sort of feel like this is a little disrespectful to the og drunk anon that in a moment of passion just wanted the oldentale developer to tell Racter he thought he was cool and hold hands with him."}
+{"text":"Eh, it shifted away from being that anon specifically to just being some other entity about here: So it's probably fine."}
+{"text":"I'm new to pathfinder but enjoyed Balders Gate 1 and 2 and wanted to give this series a try. I'm wanting to play a sword mage, which I think is called a Magus in this game. I'm given to understand their are 4 subclasses to magus with different specialities. It's not clear to me what weapon type the four subclasses each specialize in. I specifically want to use a straight sword or katana and spells. So I suppose my question is based on that information which subclass of magus should I go with?"}
+{"text":"I just went with base Magus, I'm not tripping about minmaxing or anything. Ill play on normal, lower it if it gets too difficult. I'm ashamed to say what I had to do to beat BG2..."}
+{"text":"Perfectly fine. Only thing that can make it rough is what weapon you pick for weapon focus and such, but respec exists"}
+{"text":"my first run was as an eldritch scion (magus but of CHA/Sorcerer), didn't have that many issues, just make sure you get blind fight feat by level 12 or 14"}
+{"text":"In Wotr, why is there a centipede following me?"}
+{"text":"Based Ciri roleplayer"}
+{"text":"Tim Gayn's ludokino masterpiece"}
+{"text":"How many levels of Rogue are worth it for opening stuff, if any? I am finding that I only rarely manage to proc sneak attack (and plenty of stuff is immune) so it feels like I should just make a straight Fighter archer and only take a level or two of Rogue. I have Point Blank Shot and Precise Shot, so I'm at least landing attacks sometimes."}
+{"text":"For me, it's rogue 1 / bard X"}
+{"text":"I am finding that I only rarely manage to proc sneak attack This is solved by flanking, attacking flatfooted targets when possible, or blinding your opponent (spells like color spray, blindness, glitterdust). Greater Invisibility is the best spell as it turns your every attack into sneak attack. plenty of stuff is immune Undeads mostly, but they're becoming a non-issue in later game. Final boss is immune tho Anyway, I've done a lot of runs with pure rogues. If a rogue is not helpful with sneak attacks in certain fights, then they're definitely helpful with using magic items."}
+{"text":"Wondering which game handles summoners better. Pathfinder Kingmaker or this?"}
+{"text":"This is solved by flanking I feel like an idiot. I thought if I attacked from behind with a bow while someone is threatening the enemy, that would count as flanking. Nope. Flanking is ONLY achieved by two or more in MELEE range. So if the rogue is trying to get sneak attack with a ranged attack, two other characters need to be flanking the target already. Obviously, it makes way more sense to have a rogue specialize in melee/TWF instead of ranged for this reason, as the rogue can activate flanking (which helps both allies anyway) on their own. I feel so dumb for taking until I had cleared out the moathouse and stuff to figure this out lol. Ah, well. Now that I know what I'm doing, I feel like I can reach this same part of the game way more quickly."}
+{"text":"I got a rare get this week"}
+{"text":"You don't need to do a rewrite every door, it's silly, and actually kills the whole point of the autosave being viable if you understood you fucked two rooms ago. Make it happen when you leave to the world map or let people toggle it off instead of autosaving twenty times while you go around talking to NPCs in the town. Weirdest part is that if you enter private mode the game doesn't autosave, so I guess they copy pasted it from a newer SO game that probably has big areas without caring if it makes sense in older games."}
+{"text":"Whattt? People really hate the remake? I played the original and the new version is the same but with the new Square Enix's 2D-HD stuff they brag about. It's cool, the new arrangements from the soundtrack are not my cup of tea though."}
+{"text":"I don't remember you could fuck it by just entering a room. You should prolly just cover the corner of the screen so the auto save symbol doesn't trigger whatever it is that you got."}
+{"text":"At most it can fuck your crafting and your skills allocation unless the mountain trial surprises me. So it's a trap for retards like that FF6 anon that was stuck because he didn't even had equips for everyone."}
+{"text":"not first depart-R localizers plz"}
+{"text":"Look Outside is pretty neat Lots of exploration, plenty of detailed sprites Combat is pretty basic (RPGmaker), so if that's your focus you might be disappointed"}
+{"text":"This is what he was working on a few weeks ago btw, A Growing Adventure, also painfully mid. Astronomer cousin"}
+{"text":"Can't even really figure out wtf I am doing here, this one giga sux but cute bugs..?"}
+{"text":"game for adhd zoomers with how INSANELY fucking fast this one is Assault on my eyes, brain and fingers. You're supposed to dodge all this shit and shoot them but you can't slow down at all...unless you fully stop..?? wtf"}
+{"text":"I ended up beating this one, but it took me a while to get the controls. Very awkward and clunky just kinda makes you wonder why... feels like a flash game. It's alright. Lots of nice artwork"}
+{"text":"Standard rpgmaker game, it's fine. I like the concept and it was pretty neat but the text always broke for me like this. Dunno why"}
+{"text":"Post rpg reaction images."}
+{"text":"That one fits too, I guess."}
+{"text":"I just unlocked this little nigga. Is she good?"}
+{"text":"Sazantos was supposed to be Pharamea's only confirmed Flame-controlling child in CotC, and also the last/fourth one not the first one (with the others implied to have been killed). I hated OT0's AU shit."}
+{"text":"I dont get it either. This is a major step down from 2."}
+{"text":"Just saw people mention that apparently Signa was the other missing child? not sure how to feel about that since she barely had any story aside from simping for Sazantos (incestous or nah?)"}
+{"text":"apparently It's outright confirmed by Pharamea('s soul) herself. CotC Signa was just simping and/or implied one-sided romance if you squint hard with no actual blatant text. OT0 Signa's writing was virtually unchanged other than the retcon that she's also Pharamea's kid and (You)r and Sazantos's sister. So I guess you go along with her being incestuous in OT0."}
+{"text":"you could* go along"}
+{"text":"Ghost Path 2’s English translation is fully complete. The translation for thirst is still in the works, qudere is alive and well. Hollowwald's coming out in Summer 2026."}
+{"text":"What do you guys think?"}
+{"text":"I mean he's never had a problem doing scenes with piss or other stuff that many people wouldn't like. Often without choice even. So I don't really get what's the problem now. Best case is to have a choice in the scene for a kinky or a vanilla version."}
+{"text":"I will never understand the love for this game. It’s trying to be this gritty and dark game when it just feels baron and hollow. It uses religious imagery to hide its shallowness. The gameplay is ok, but overall I only see praise for it from pretentious plebbitors"}
+{"text":"yes, that was intended to be a bit of a bait or troll attempt. but my point still stands: Nocturne is a very minimalist game with a focus on combat and monster catching. It's largely lacking anything else that is normally found in the mainstream jrpg genre. So i'm a bit miffed when people call it a 10/10 masterpiece rpg, when it's missing several of the components that would make it a 10/10 game. gameplay and customization alone can't carry an rpg."}
+{"text":"gameplay and customization alone can't carry an rpg Can't agree with this part. There's no one way to do an RPG, different games can focus on different strengths. It's a matter of personal preference if you like an RPG emphasizing certain things or not. And personally, I think Nocturne has a cool story, even if it's sparse."}
+{"text":"... y'know, after playing my fair share of vidya I find that what I'm looking for is meaning behind the madness. When a game is just gameplay? Then yeah sure, the gameplay itself is it's own reward. Something screwy happens with my brain when any semblance of a story starts appearing and then the gameplay becomes a lot less important. In a lot of these narrative based JRPGs, I always hated the moment when it was time to fight the final boss because all the NPCs would just start repeating themselves, and that's when the illusion disappeared. The world felt dead and lifeless at that point. So what the fuck does any of that have to do with Nocturne? It's because nothing you do really matters, and so I don't feel like the game has meaning to it. You pick any one of the factions and whatever the old world was and whatever the Vortex World was it gets astroturfed over. You reject all the factions? You rule a ruined Vortex World that's crumbling into oblivion. You revert the world to before the conception? ... you literally undid all the changes. The only ending with any sort of sense of progression is the true demon ending when you side with Lucifer to go fight in Armageddon, which while gets cool points, the Vortex World and all you did there gets cast away like dust in the wind. TL;DR: I dunno man. Maybe Nocturne would've been better for me without the story at all. Just like an open sandbox."}
+{"text":"else that is normally found in the mainstream jrpg genre. This is why genres exist for a reason and the diablo schizo can go fuck himself. Who told you nocturne was a jrpg? It is a third person dungeon crawler. Now smt v, that is a barebones jrpg."}
+{"text":"the diablo schizo can go fuck himself. AHH FRESH MEAT"}
+{"text":"try playing dragon quest v get to 2nd dungeon (the haunted house) run into skeleton snake that can summon more skeleton snakes keep trying to kill them but it has unlimited reinforcements up to like the 8th snake before I run out of healing items and die yo wtf I thought jrpgs were supposed to be easy games for babies."}
+{"text":"how long does it take to get the 3ds characters?"}
+{"text":"Somewhere near the endgame (maybe around 60-70 hours, could be much earlier if you don't play as slowly as me) since they're not really part of the story like the original 4. One of the extra characters is optional and available a bit earlier, but requires beating the monster arena, which isn't realistically possible until around the time the other character joins. And even then it's somewhat luck-based. Don't bother with the arena stuff too much if you just want to get through the story. I didn't on my first playthrough and went with the original party, true ending and all. By the way, opening the best casino in the game is missable, so try to unlock it as soon as possible if you're into them."}
+{"text":"damn I really wanted to use the new girl. I liked 3 and 9 when I played them because I could make my hero + 3 sexy girls party like in all the doujins."}
+{"text":"damn I really wanted to use the new girl. Yeah, it's a bit disappointing how late she joins. She's basically the game's Debora, except a bit nicer. I was also a bit bummed out that she wasn't one of the available wives during the ending. hero + 3 sexy girls party based"}
+{"text":"Still worth it, those things have amazing stats. Omniheal still carries, later you get an accessory that will let him act first."}
+{"text":"no RTWP tone and vibe is completely different gay doesn't even play like a Baldur's Gate game"}
+{"text":"play more games before your make that opinion"}
+{"text":"Rtwp is faster, that's the only advantage it has. No everything moves at the same time in rtwp, simulating real time. Turn based everything essentially teleports as they move when no one else can. Another advantage that rtwp shares with real time over turn based."}
+{"text":"Considering how stupid turn-based look in motion is no wonder they wouldn't mind skipping it entirely."}
+{"text":"RTWP You dont need real time cause there are fewer battles; each one is a custom made encounter. Which is better. It drags on on a replay; but on inital go around its fine."}
+{"text":"This is not the overall sentiment on the game at all, most people are already burned on the attack to the moon tower after Shar's temple."}
+{"text":"Do you think RPG is one case where becoming more popular has turned against the genre, with games having to be dumbed down for the average player?"}
+{"text":"The moment Square felt the need to release an \"Easy Type\" version of FFIV is the moment it was basically over for mainstream JRPGs. November 1991."}
+{"text":"a mish-mash of mechanical and narrative criteria in the same list implying same priority Diablo fits the criteria DnD-based games before 3e don't sheeeeeeeaash anon any attempt at defining an rpg as a set number of rigid criteria is destined to fail you can make a list of rpg elements and the more boxes a game ticks the more it is an rpg"}
+{"text":"Diablo fits the criteria DnD-based games before 3e don't You didn't read it if came to that conclusion. narrative criteria in the same list implying same priority What narrative criteria?"}
+{"text":"The worst of two worlds, lol"}
+{"text":"Easy type?"}
+{"text":"Lenneth"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm not that Anon. Your gamemaster is going to be pissed if you quit the game to run a tavern or retire. That's beyond the scope even of all but the most retardedly patient GMs. The point the anon is making is if you can exercise the slightest self control, mods like this let you do things that are not remotely covered in other games."}
+{"text":"Strawmen upon strawmen"}
+{"text":"I'm just amazed that you have the freedom to do that. and I'm amazed you're impressed by agentic AI slop intruding on games now. WAOW IT MAKES A HALF ASS ATTEMPT TO DO WHAT I SAID WAS HAPPENING Even if it doesn't make any sense in the story!! Sometimes... it just fucks up... but that's okay because I'm impressed by retarded chatbots doing things for me!!! kys"}
+{"text":"I'm impressed by retarded chatbots doing things for me!!! I think you are greatly confused of what this mod actually does. It allows you to interact with the artificial DM. Which is something no other game does."}
+{"text":"Ok, this is cool af, I want this mod for CK2, so it can become an actual RPG."}
+{"text":"had this in my library for ages decide to give it a go seems cool, great first impression roll some 2h melee dwarf kill bandits walk into a cave and see some bats figure they shouldn't be an issue, they're just bats *miss**hit**miss**miss**hit**miss**miss**miss* dead take another road 2 bandits, no problem killed ple-dead Should have known when I read the store page and it said \"this game is hardcore blablabla no handholding\" it always means \"will waste your time with nonsensical difficulty spikes and obtuse save systems\". Does it get better? I'm fine with it being hard, what I'm not fine with is having zero indication of what I'm walking into with no way to learn other than being sent back to the last inn visit (and even then, you can easily be RNG'd to death by things you previously had no issues with). Surely a warrior dwarf in armor shouldn't have to fear 3 bats?"}
+{"text":"It does get better. But check your stats. If you're using a 2H, your fumble chance is probably very high. Bats will dodge when you fumble. I usually pump agility for the first few levels to get fumble down. The problem with Stoneshard is it's been stuck in development hell for like 20 years. They really should have finished the game by now."}
+{"text":"I usually pump agility for the first few levels to get fumble down. Will try that, thanks."}
+{"text":"It's been fucking years and they are just larping around milking the EA. They have no intention of reaching anything looking like a 1.0 this year, and next year is doubtful. It's just going to be a sandbox-till-you're-bored + quarter yearly updates to tempt you into playing it for 1-2 hours again"}
+{"text":"What's a popular JRPG opinion you regularly hear that is stupid?"}
+{"text":"It is easy to disprove this just right from the beginning of ff7. You are the dishonest one in this regard. I gave you a material to nitpick yet you chose to vaguepost/blatantly lie just to inflate your own ego."}
+{"text":"Look! People are saying they like the game a lot without defending their thesis! You can find this for any semi popular game, what's your point? Just because people aren't argumentative autists when they bring up their opinion doesn't make them shills."}
+{"text":"Disprove how? The very beginning of ff7 is completely linear."}
+{"text":"NTA but you just said The battle system is also more barebones compared to octopath That is a very lazy and bullshit argument"}
+{"text":"It is. In FF7 you don’t use ailments or aggro mechanics. Buffs also don’t become an actual necessity until superbosses like emerald weapon and generally the only one you use is hero’s drink which is a literal buff all item you can stack for times to double all your modifiers so even that is simplisticx You can say this about pretty much every mainline FF until FFX. Hell even FF7 remake has more intricate combat mechanics and buff usage than the original despite not being turn based, it even has aggro mechanics."}
+{"text":"What a shame that this nigga cannot be played on PC, for the PS4 emulator doesn't work on it well. I continue to read good reviews about the game. Why the devs didn't ported it to PC? They hate earning money so much?"}
+{"text":"Absolum filtered me so fast. Very formulaic, roguelike and the art is repulsive. It screams zoomer"}
+{"text":"It screams *millenial* Zoomers aren't even making games"}
+{"text":"filtered me so fast skill issue. back to grinding brain-dead rpgs where player skill is basically irrelevant."}
+{"text":"Why only 1CC? I get that infinite credits is ridiculous and anyone could brute force their way to victory that way but would using 2 continues not count as beating the game? What about 3? Clearly you must still be good at the game to finish it with only 3 or 2 credits, but not good enough for 1. Without knowing the intended number of attempts the developer expected the game to be beat at, it feels less tangible to say ONLY this way you've beaten it. Compare to how many home console games of that era had limited lives, now you can consider that you've beat the game if you don't lose all of them. It would show mastery if you manage to beat it without losing many or none of them, but it is gravy. It feels as arbitrary as saying \"You haven't beaten this arcade game until you've done 1CC and no hit\" or \"1CC and under (X amount of time)\". You don't need to master the game to \"beat\" it but I do agree that some games are much more enjoyable when mastered, or even engaging at all when they press you on your skill. And yeah I know the answer is because that's the standard in the community and what displays the most amount of skill. Nothing wrong with it but I wanted to offer contrasting thoughts."}
+{"text":"It's a carryover from arcade days when your scores usually reset upon using a continue. As such, you wouldn't have a chance at placing yourself on the scoreboard unless you could 1CC it. Furthermore, reaching the bad ending of a game doesn't count as having \"beaten\" it, just as a failing grade doesn't count as having beaten a test only because you've answered all the questions."}
+{"text":"Just picked up the Might & Magic series after playing through the old Bradley Wizardry games,they seem a little more \"chaotic\" combat seems to be random But I really dig these 80s sprites & MIDI soundfont really nice ambiance and amazing atmosphere,is it a dungeon crawlers or prototype RPG like daggerfall or morrowind?"}
+{"text":"M&M never really had the map tricks like other DRPGs anyhow It actually does. Are you someone who only played the NES version? I'm curious. I haven't played the NES version, but I played the DOS version. The DOS version DOES have spinners, teleporters, and other map tricks in the game. One of my favorites was one particular dungeon that has a sign that says \"the infinite hallway\", and then littered through out the hallway are little tiles that teleport you exactly one square back, so if you don't pay attention/try to go back, it looks like it goes on forever, but in reality you're just standing in place, so you have to cast the jump spell over specific spots to get to the end of it and get your reward."}
+{"text":"The reason for that is because there are set encounters (You will always fight enemy X or enemies from group Y in these locations) and random encounters which try to match your level. It's a very tough game that I think benefits from how knowledge gated it is. If you start having a rough time of it though, there's a secret technique that will make your life way easier though. All you have to do is donate to the church and keep doing that until they bless you. They'll cast every protection spell in the game on you at maximum or near-maximum power."}
+{"text":"Tell me more anon"}
+{"text":"Well, there's the fact that experience in this RPG is finite. Enemies in this game do not respawn. If you kill a bandit and his dog outside of the first town, it doesn't matter if you travel into 6 different loading zones on the exact opposite of the map into the final area and then walk back. They will NEVER come back. Which, depending on what kind of player you are, you might think \"Oh well that's not THAT bad, I don't mind the sense of progression I get from emptying out the map. It's a little satisfying.\" The problem is that this game also will not hand your character any XP if they cannot act during the time the enemy goes down. Unconscious or Dead? Sure, I could buy that. I don't like it, but I could still buy it. But what about paralyzed or stoned? Yup, no XP. But what about the temporary condition stunned where you just can't act for a round or two? YUP! NO XP! CONGRATS! You can cast spells that protect you from those status effects, but the game doesn't tell you that you'll need them to protect your XP as a resource, so you have to figure that out the hard way. And then when you DO figure it out and decide to immediately spec into the magic schools to get them, you ALSO find out that every buff in the game has a hard 2-8 round limit on them depending on the spell and what level of magic you're at. It's insanely easy to get stuck in a loop where you have a martial character that is the only one that knows the anti-stun spell is spending his rounds doing Cast Buff -> Self-Heal -> Chug MP potion -> Cast Buff -> etc, ad infinitum. Oh, and guess what if any of your characters actually goes down? You can't feed other party members potions if they are unconscious. You can HEAL them with magic to bring them back up to positive HP. That's fine. You can feed them potions while awake. You just can't heal an unconscious party member with a potion. So if your ONE healer on your team goes down, you better pray you're about to win the fight."}
+{"text":"I just double checked something, you actually can't apply potions either to paralyzed/stoned/unconscious characters at all. So that adds onto the shit heap of a mess they made. But then just to continue off on the last point I'll make for now, the issue with the healer classes is they are all fragile. Okay, that's fine and normal, right? Well, combined with the fact that if you have one healer and that the healer going down now puts your whole party on a clock for the battle that you cannot escape from, it's sort of a big deal. So how do you counter-play one of the enemies just randomly selecting your healer and basically one-shotting them? Well, you don't. Not realistically. Your defender class is pretty much the only thing that can do anything to draw aggro using an ability called \"Shout.\" This maybe works for the first few areas of the game. Unfortunately, \"Shout\" is considered a \"mind\" spell. Guess what is immune to \"mind\" spells? Did you say Constructs and Undead? Good guess, but how about try EVERY FUCKING MONSTER PAST THE QUARTER POINT FOR NO FUCKING REASON. WHY EVEN GIVE ME THIS FUCKING SPELL IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'll just leave it here for now. The stupid part is that this game is an excellent demonstration for a belief I have that \"There is no such thing as a bad game design element, just game elements that don't mix together well.\" Any one of these would have actually been interesting and fine on their own. The real problem is that they are all combined together which winds up making a really shitty experience, especially if you wind up in one of a few trap builds on your character, or you just even build unoptimally. My chosen party only had a Druid in it. She never got to cast her offensive spells cause she was forced to juggle buffs and heals. tl;dr game a shit."}
+{"text":"Best Healer to play in the series and also has the cutest voice"}
+{"text":"All the tales mascottes are highly fuckable. I would use teepo as an onahole\\cumsock litterally every day."}
+{"text":"If they remade the games following what Arise did would suck all the charm in them. Just port them as is."}
+{"text":"You had no idea how much i goon to Tales hebes thanks to Grok. RIP"}
+{"text":"unlocking the chibi portraits Tales of Sovlasia"}
+{"text":"What are some good RPGs that take place primarily in the countryside? You know, green meadows, dark forests, blue lakes, yellow fields, the works. No desert planets, post-apoc wastelands, alternate dimensions or fantasy lands of pastel colors and giant mushrooms. I think I played all the classics but maybe I missed something. BG1 Divine Divinity Sacred 1 & 2 KCD Two Worlds Balrum (it sucked) Exile 3 Eschalon Drakensang games Witcher Gothics Legends of Eisenwald NWN2 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"pillars of eternity has that but its not good no stupid mountains no retarded islands no paved roads polish and proud! kek anyway OP, I dont think it gets better than bg1 or oblivion"}
+{"text":"asking here because I can't find a conclusive answer anywhere online, and I don't want to make a KCD thread just to ask a single question is pic related how the game divides the alcohols into categories? with Wine Bibber and Beer Bibber it just says \"wine\" or \"beer\", but does that mean something like mead is grouped as a wine? mead is just wine made from honey."}
+{"text":"genuinely, some of the older Harvest Moons"}
+{"text":"Only KCD is mentioned in OP you smelly nigger"}
+{"text":"I don't know if mead counts as wine in the game, but why don't you just test it? It would take you less time than making that picture"}
+{"text":"When does it get good?"}
+{"text":"I like that Larian dropped it and didn't try milking it with DLC and microtransactions. Because Wotc told Swen to fuck off so he couldnt, it has nothing to do with him being a wholesome chungus gamer guy as he likes to present himself."}
+{"text":"Actually the type of hat that's commonly associated with \"fedoralords\" is a trilby. A fedora is what Indinana Jones wore. Does knowing this make it easier for you to communicate? If you call them \"trilbylords\" instead, is anyone else going to understand what you're talking about? Language is a mapping of symbols that get meaning from the context in which they are used."}
+{"text":"Ah yes, the multi billion dollar corporation chose not not make more money. Retard."}
+{"text":"Normally I'd agree with you, but Hasbro is a special kind of retarded. Passes on easy money with the left hand and goes turbo jew with the right"}
+{"text":"It's not just limited to hasbro. There are numerous companies that regularly pass on dozens of established golden geese because they're searching for the next platinum goose."}
+{"text":"ITT you have to take the opposite side of what you believe about an RPG/RPG series. For example, if you think a game is shit, you have to do your best to unironically argue why it's good. I'll start: Tetsuya Nomura is actually a good storyteller. He writes more for character development and interaction, and less for world-building, but he does a good job of that. KH sucks only because of Disney's involvement. The characters themselves are wonderfully written and have compelling relationships."}
+{"text":"Name three 1970s RPGs off the top of your head without looking them up. Pedit5, Beneath Apple Manor, Akalabeth."}
+{"text":"The cartography mechanic of Etrian adds no substance to the game. While hand-drawn maps were important for old school dungeon crawls, this era only lasted for a few years and had died out by the time of Shin Megami Tensei."}
+{"text":"For a game released for the SNES, FF5 is rather disappointing in two senses: first is VFX for magic spells, it's NES tier underwhelming... you don't feel the power at all; second is class grinding, the fact that the single best spot is the very last dungeon turns the game into a real timesink, not fun at all."}
+{"text":"great, i can follow this up with something on-theme for the thread: The pixel remaster is the best way to play the SNES FFs largely because of the cheat mechanics, as the gameplay aged poorly and it needed to be sped up"}
+{"text":"Diablo 2 is horribly balanced and every patch has only made it worse. Runewords ruined the game and the \"endgame\" is just mindlessly grinding the same content time and time again hoping for a single drop that MIGHT increase your clearspeed by like 2%."}
+{"text":"What does someone like you play and \"master\" now?"}
+{"text":"Lots of things. For Action RPGs from Japan, Elden Ring or Dragon's Dogma are more interesting. You really don't need to get this offended, OP doesn't even know the name of the game he's talking about, the whole thread is garbage."}
+{"text":"It's called Trials of Mana now. He didn't master anything, the only guy approaching mastery is the japanese speedrunner in OPs post True Get good shitter."}
+{"text":"It's called Trials of Mana No. He didn't master anything The game is not in any way hard, I think you hold \"mastery\" with undue regard. Speedrunning isn't simply mastery of a game, it's a completely different style of play with completely different priories."}
+{"text":"speedrunning is a different style of playing but doing it well, high level-- like the guy in OPs post does require mastery of the game to pull off."}
+{"text":"How come people go insane about Final Fantasy switching from turn-based to action, but no one complains about Yakuza switching from action to turn-based? the combat in Yakuza has become objectively worse"}
+{"text":"kek I thought the exact same thing"}
+{"text":"She's your secretary, she's staying off camera cause she's good at her job."}
+{"text":"The combat in Infinite Wealth was better than the combat in Man Who Erased His Name. That said, I enjoy both and hope they continue to make games with both types of combat"}
+{"text":"Every Yakuza game starts off with like 2 hours of interesting, grounded Yakuza stuff before going full anime"}
+{"text":"Have any anons tried the legend remix mix for yakuza 0? Is it worth it to use on a first playthrough or am I doing myself a disservice?"}
+{"text":"Breton or Altmer?"}
+{"text":"I'd sell my soul to the daedra for an alfiq wife"}
+{"text":"tfw imperial mutt"}
+{"text":"*crashes non-stop until you remove whatever \"big-tittied unique custom follower that you can marry with mandatory manjaw troon face\" mod you downloaded from nexusmods fifteen minutes ago*"}
+{"text":"Some fucking argonian nigger came into my shack bouncing around shouting FUS, knocking over all my shit Cunt fucking stole all my sujamma I hate this country"}
+{"text":"Discuss ye blobbers, dungeon crawlers and other assorted dungeon games in this thread Roguelikes and roguelites not welcome Recently finished Makai Agito.Its a SMT clone made in RPG maker. It ran like shit despite that for some reason. Its on the easy side difficulty wise and the level design is serviceable. I would recommend it if you have nothing else to play since you'll be done with it in 20 hours or so."}
+{"text":"Whats the full list of worthwhile dungeon crawlers available on the Switch?"}
+{"text":"Etrian Odyssey 3 that's it"}
+{"text":"I've been playing Ludus Mortis Once you get over the hump of grinding its a pretty good DRPG with nice level design. Nothing too complex but it has that addicting quality of one more expedition."}
+{"text":"I guess I should actually play this now that my 3DS is charged and I got new pads for my old ATH-M50x's"}
+{"text":"One of you assholes are going to fucking die Seriously, what was his problem?"}
+{"text":"I don't know how I feel about this. Somebody rule34 what that would be like."}
+{"text":"My question is why does he have normal ears here, but ended up with knife ears as an adult?"}
+{"text":"Toriyama probably doesn't know they are the same character."}
+{"text":"Looks pretty clear."}
+{"text":"In toriyamaverse, long ears = demon"}
+{"text":"Should I finally get it?"}
+{"text":"You won't like it, don't bother But to anyone else asking the same question: obviously for the gameplay"}
+{"text":"If you care about mechanics and general design there's no reason to bother with the remake because on one hand most things are straight up copypasted with almost no fixes to the original issues and on the other hand there's a lot of extremely stupid changes that add new issues, many of which are not in line with how either the original game or the series works. There's a select couple of objectively good changes like a decently comprehensive manual, how the Ninja and Onmyouji classes are now fully integrated with the main game's content in a way that makes sense or the new Magic Research Center which no longer makes you run around a ton of rooms and has a much better designed UI, but as good as they are it's not a good bargain when you look at the rest of the game. Also there's not really any actual improvement on the dialogues at the end of the day, you got some extra generic and kinda cringe JRPG yapping in a couple of places, some new cutscenes and events with the new classes, voiced lines in battle which are also very limited compared to the other games, but also every emperor is now a silent protagonist unlike the original game where they would actually talk and have different things to say during NPC conversations according to their classes, now you just look at them stay completely silent during events and then select some stock replies that are not even voiced while everything else is, only Leon, Gerard and the Last Emperors get some voiced lines in a select couple of cutscenes."}
+{"text":"It's honestly bizarre that the remake can't provide dialogues for every possible interactions for each emperor class but Minstrel Song has voiced dialogues for just about everything."}
+{"text":"Kawazu wasn't involved in the RS2 remake so there's less soul"}
+{"text":"I also decided to try this out. I'm on my 4th Emperor and it's fun. Never played any of the SaGa games. Which ones are worth playing once I'm done with this?"}
+{"text":"Combat system: seamlessly go from RT 3rd person action to RTWP to tactics-like gameplay as you please Exploration: feels like Skyrim/The Witcher 3 in its open world stuff, though perhapsore like The Witcher 3 with zone objectives and so on. Also, the conversations between some of the NPCs in your party can be hilarious (e.g: Dorian + Iron Bull). Lore: the setting is great and there is so much to be learned about the world by reading random notes and conversations. Story: fantastically paced with an intriguing whodunnit mystery at the start and a few plot twists along the way. Decisions matter!"}
+{"text":"if you care about the boring side quests, yeah... you can make spare for days, i am a completionist. this game is great, but i wont play it a second time just cause of how boring each and every single side quest is. i did them all. i remember none.. . even tho it hurts to admit, chud is right fagotanon, its corporates having the wrong idea about how to appeal to mass audiences witch they tried but we, the core audience feel attacked by such vulgar atttempts at cheap relativness. Have your character be gender whatever, at least make him believable and alive, not a caricature of something you dont even know how to portrait. Characters like the genderwhatever feel like a tokken. Dont even touch mgs in your filthy keyboard or whatever you used to type the name again, please."}
+{"text":"actually really good It's actually turbo garbage"}
+{"text":"I remember getting bored with the checklist-style slog of activities. I never finished it and never will, especially after the release of Failguard. If, instead, Failguard had spent those ten years innovating on meaningful choice-and-consequence systems incorporating the choices of all previous games, I might have had a good reason to replay it. An rpg quadrilogy that culminates in distinct world states shaped by the previous three entries? Something genuinely worthy of praise, unlike the usual Telltale Games output."}
+{"text":"I wanted to see the story to its conclusion I'm happy with the conclusions I already got: Warden Commander fucking off to another dimension to be with his hot witch wife and raise their child, and dashing rogue fucking off to sail around the world with his horny pirate wife. None of the characters in Inquisition are interesting enough to make me care about what happens to them."}
+{"text":"I just platinumed this game for whatever reason and it fucking blows. The worst part is that it has no d-pad functionality. You have to use the analogue stick for everything! What were they fucking thinking?"}
+{"text":"It's a new year. How is your AQW/DF/whatever grinding going?"}
+{"text":"Not to mention the incredibly stupid assholes didn’t even use praxis. Can’t believe how stupid people are. Willing to wait all day for help but can’t be bothered to use classes/enchantments that should make sense to use against a boss with almost a billion hp."}
+{"text":"90% of the difficulty in AQW is finding a good team, honestly."}
+{"text":"I retract my previous statement on just taunting ultra drakath. I've seen too many retards who don't know what a pot is but somehow managed to come across this boss. I literally did the hard part for them and they still fuck up the most simple job of doing damage. Damn these people are stupid."}
+{"text":"Finally got the 3rd divine will. I can say goodbye to retards who somehow either don't have or is too retarded to use the most basic and easy to use infinite damage class in the game."}
+{"text":"Congrats, anon. Azalith is a pain to fight."}
+{"text":"Have you beat or played RPGs on your phone successfully? I need some that play well with pure touchscreen controls (so I'll still look like I'm working when playing at my office at work.) I can't be bothered to pull out gamepads or a Switch etc... Currently I'm running Fushigi no Dungeon: Furai no Shiren, specifically Shiren the Wanderer 3 Portable and it's doing well! Very cool jrpgame since movement and combat is grid based and turn based."}
+{"text":"I mostly emulate nds/3ds while i am on my phone Works really well with placing both screens vertically and buttons at the the bottom As for games Infinite space 7th dragon Metal max"}
+{"text":"beat FFTA and Onimusha Tactics on my old windows phone using touchscreen only when I was on holiday and taking lots of train rides."}
+{"text":"I have Titan Quest for Android and it comes with all the expansion DLCs."}
+{"text":"There's Final Fantasies. I beat 8 on my phone."}
+{"text":"emulate inazuma 11"}
+{"text":"Is this game good. The devs are saying it's like a modern BG1."}
+{"text":"Lol, I remember the dev posting his early ideas for Atom in the FOnline forums. He seemed like a sperg."}
+{"text":"what sites"}
+{"text":"No. It's just slav jank."}
+{"text":"russian"}
+{"text":"found it Im currently at kirzakas castle how much longer does the game last"}
+{"text":"It's so infuriating and ugly. So i wanna be a good guy and now the iconic protag's armor or appearence is all changed? Fuck off. What's worse is it's always \"blond and white if good! black hair and UGLY if you're evil\". I'm playing Infamous 2, i did some good choices and now i went from yellow and black outfit to all white and blue ugly suit, the comic cutscenes still show default one so it takes me out of the story like crazy. So ugly."}
+{"text":"There are like 5 games that do this and they all came out 20 years ago and most are not rpgs. Can you let this website go back to being a ghost town now?"}
+{"text":"White is right paco"}
+{"text":"Better than the original or not? I have the original but never played more than five minutes of it."}
+{"text":"a wise anon once told me, you should play Azure until the ending then stop and play CS, and I did."}
+{"text":"You are just too stupid to comprehend the story and see the setup actually come back later in the story."}
+{"text":"Hey yall I'm the OP for this thread and I'm really loving this game, thank you. Damn this thread is old."}
+{"text":"What do you mean by soul? What \"soul\" actually means is that you can tell the product in question was created by a smaller group of people who exerted more control over their individual contributions, so there's a greater sense of contiguity and intent behind almost everything."}
+{"text":"Glad you're liking it!"}
+{"text":"i find it weird when people champion undertale/deltarune as the ultimate examples of sincerity in gaming, knowing the origins of toby's sense of humor specially when sites like tumblr always had irony posion and even people being cynical towards anime something tells me there could be a chance of deltarune having a cameo of dril or mega64 the real \"tumblrisms\" of ut/dr aren't the furry characters or the lgbt elements, more likely they're the type of humor when you consider the roots (i'd also bring up the differences between \"tumblr cringe\" and \"deviantart cringe\" where tumblr always had overt self-awareness, self-deprecating humor and even some cultural overlaps with somethingawful while deviantart feels alien in comparison because it's weird kids not even thinking about how the outside world sees them) (could also be because tumblr is full of millenials who also invest in politics to feel more mature than they are) it feels like people nowadays (and maybe as a side effect of \"internet brain rot\" or troll's remorse) define sincerity as \"anti-cringe culture\", as if simply including colorfull furry characters makes your work sincere so by this logic: david lynch's art for example can't be sincere because it doesn't have colorfull furries or poorly drawn anime characters but i also believe toby himself might be aware of this, which explains why he'd ever want to go to japan because barely does irony exist in anything from japan maybe he even sees pieces of irony and the likes on his western fans but he probably doesn't entirely regret his history with tumblr if it got him into things he did like"}
+{"text":"You know this is a shitpost thread by an assmad faggot who has nobody to be cancer at on /v/ anymore and leaked onto /vrpg/, but legitimately the only person who I know for sure played some cult classic shit like moon: Remix RPG and didn't just watch it on Youtube is an Undertale fan."}
+{"text":"who has nobody to be cancer at on /v/ anymore No, I'm posting here because I got banned on /v/."}
+{"text":"So now we get the shitposting sloppy seconds. Brilliant"}
+{"text":"Nothing about what you said has anything to do with me being wrong, that being said, maybe they should kick you off all board barring /vg/ since you evidently don't like videogames."}
+{"text":"I like Deltarune/Undertale. I just don't like people who make it their whole personality or think that because they personally like it, any criticism is an attack on themselves."}
+{"text":"Is this an RPG?"}
+{"text":"Only problem is that when you finish every last contract, the game feels over. This isn't a problem, it's a reward. You make the gameworld noticably safer by fighting monsters, because if you do it right, they don't respawn. You can see it yourself in the later stages of the game, when Velen is no longer plagued by roving packs of wolves, ravenous ghouls, colonies of nekkers etc. ... because you took care of them personally."}
+{"text":"Meh. 6/10 at best."}
+{"text":"YWNBAW"}
+{"text":"God forbid a man have any emotions other than rage or lust. You have utterly misunderstood Geralt. His entire quest is motivated by his parental instincts. He has more emotional depth than pretty much any RPG character in existence. He's simply 2deep4u."}
+{"text":"This, unironically"}
+{"text":"completely abandoned Bethesbros what happened? nobody cares about this game anymore, no mods, no updates, no DLC. How can Todd threat his dream game like this?"}
+{"text":"I'll never forgive India for this. the entire game was contracted out to 3rd world studios that promised the world but barely delivered and todd was somehow okay with it. the coolest part of the game, ship building, requires multiple mods to be fun. howevver theres a big star wars mod for the game that is supposedly really fun."}
+{"text":"Todd Howard constantly lies and releases glitchy, unfinished games."}
+{"text":"/thread OP completely destroyed."}
+{"text":"He's not smart like you, eh anon?"}
+{"text":"Fat people should never be given positions of responsibility. If they can't even regulate their own weight, how can they organise anything that's actually complicated?"}
+{"text":"Shiren the Wanderer celebrated its 30th anniversary a few days ago, so lets have a Mystery Dungeon thread. Which Shiren game is your favorite, and what would you want to see in Shiren 7? And when the fuck is Shiren Asuka's translation patch getting finished?"}
+{"text":"Glad you're enjoying it! Shiren DS was my first mystery dungeon. Using storage is not needed to beat the main story but if you're struggling you could get a sword and shield with high base stats (dotanuki and armor ward) and upgrade them with the blacksmith and melding jars. Just make sure to put them into a storage pot before you die. The benefit of levels is felt most in the early game. Skilled players like to intentionally level up enemies to kill them and get a head start. Level up a rice changer to a rice boss and you'll see what I mean. The best way to kill tough enemies is by throwing gitan. You can put them into your inventory by using the run command and stepping on them and swapping it with an item in your inventory or putting it in a pot. Thrown gitan deals 10% of its value in damage. Pair this with the pitcher's armband and you can kill a line of enemies! You'll learn that you shouldn't take every enemy head on in Shiren. Use staves and arrows against tough enemies instead of melee. It'll whittle you down less. Food is more luck based. Make sure to get a free riceball from the barkeeper in the bar to the left in the starting area. Sorry for the text dump, I get autistic about this series."}
+{"text":"thanks wow, didn't expect such a great delayed response :D"}
+{"text":"I've never played a Shiren game before. Of the two on Switch which should I play?"}
+{"text":"Shiren 6 is probably better for new players since it has better tutorials/in-game notes, and it doesn't have the day/night mechanic that 5 has which can be a filter for newer players. I also just don't like the day/night mechanic in general. Shiren 5 goes on sale for pretty cheap though if money is something you're worried about."}
+{"text":"5 and 6 are the only two I've played so far, and I preferred 6. For the main game at least, haven't played 5's postgame yet, and I've heard it's got more challenge. My issue with 5's main dungeon is mostly in how much revive/undo grass it hands out. Maybe I just got stupid lucky but it was way too much and made it so I never even lost once. 6 took me several tries, and that's a GOOD thing in this series. Failing and learning until you can break through situations you previously couldn't with your experience (or luck lmao) is a great thing, and being too gentle really dampers that. sadly my first clear was thanks to an op party member...but still Also, 5 has that disruptive day/night system that I wasn't a fan of."}
+{"text":"Do you have any self-imposed rules while playing RPG?"}
+{"text":"I would be in the game's setting"}
+{"text":"you can still goon to troons and pretty boys though"}
+{"text":"I never romance anyone, ever. Unless the character is already married then I romance the wife."}
+{"text":"Run away as little as possible, unless backtracking through earlier territories. If there is a thief, I must use it."}
+{"text":"The game has a role?"}
+{"text":"simply lovely game, wish i knew what i was doing but i'm not being stopped so far"}
+{"text":"CARNAGE"}
+{"text":"fredchads... we fucking won"}
+{"text":"I love the machines, they're such a cool fight"}
+{"text":"I think I read on the jap wiki each character has slightly faster growth on certain magic and weapon but I could had misinterpreted it. It probably won't matter in any reasonable circumstance."}
+{"text":"Do you think this character design would fit an RPG game?"}
+{"text":"I don't see why she wouldn't. She's basically just female Niko"}
+{"text":"Yes, haha, several people had already commented the same thing."}
+{"text":"Can you share any more about her?"}
+{"text":"Of course, why not? Well, Emma is a girl who lives in a fantasy world where magic is real. In her youth, Emma suffered a lot of bullying and abuse from both her father and her classmates, which led to Emma's mother separating from her father and taking her to live in another place where she taught Emma how to cast magic spells. Unfortunately, her mother passed away. Emma was so affected by her mother's death that she suffered a terrible depression, which caused her to withdraw from society forever. Her story needs a little more detail, but at least for now, this is something."}
+{"text":"Do you think this character design would fit an RPG game? I dunno anon, maybe draw her doing what I like, and I could give you a better answer?*wink* Btw, do you have a gallery? The art is cute."}
+{"text":"Found a copy of this at a market for 20 dollars. It's no 2 volume combined 1100 page indepth world and strategy guide like Japan got but it's a nice 450 page guide with great illustrations and maps. I miss strategy guides :("}
+{"text":"nice find. i dont think its been uploaded anywhere."}
+{"text":"Its on archive.org but i like having a physical book"}
+{"text":"Cool I just found the Star Ocean 4 guide and been crafting op items with it. I love this era of guides with colorful maps and pictures and plenty of custom art of the characters"}
+{"text":"soul"}
+{"text":"Now THAT is how you make a proper, modern CRPG with: choices that actually matter cool party members with their own motivations and opinions multiple ways to do quests great worldbuilding unique setting no romance bs interesting ending slides Wished there were more content to the factions, though."}
+{"text":"I am what I eat. :)"}
+{"text":"mind the stepthroat"}
+{"text":"I'd like to play it but I'm also afraid of getting megaraped by grenades/bombs because those turned me off Dungeon Rats(which I really liked at the start) and as far as I recall they weren't in AoD so they're probably in Colony Ship now."}
+{"text":"stepthroat I don't eat from the dryer."}
+{"text":"Oh, it's just debuffs now (Poison reducing health for a few turns and stats for the fight, smoke making it harder for you and anyone else to get hit, time to take certain enemies out of the fight for a few turns, flashbangs for making it easier to hit and limit AP, and mindboiler grenades that are flashbangs on steroids)"}
+{"text":"What do you think of the shadows hearts trilogy?"}
+{"text":"Covenant loses a lot of steam after Disc 1, but it's still infinitely better than SH1, which was awful for the entire first half of the game, and only got good after Yuri got saved from Keith's mansion."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on FTNW?"}
+{"text":"Great gameplay, story doesn't hit the right notes, having too much of a traditional fantasy story and not making good use of its setting. The requirements for the bonus dungeon are bullshit too."}
+{"text":"Is it still worth playing through the second game for the story arc?"}
+{"text":"too much of a traditional fantasy story wut"}
+{"text":"Pathetic numbers compared to the superior game called Pillars of eternity."}
+{"text":"A godforsaken place where massive faggots sperg out about games, instead of actually playing them."}
+{"text":"Kotc is too puzzle like.Pillars at least allows you to have some fun."}
+{"text":"Is this some RPG Codex thing? Fill us in."}
+{"text":"This board has a bunch of RPG Codex crossposters and the repeat their gibberish around the internet. For some reason that place attracts mentally ill Europeans, presumably they get banned or mocked everywhere else, so their shitposts aren't even very coherent. One time I found one of their reddit accounts by googling an OP here and it was p. embarrassing."}
+{"text":"I see maxie is cross posting again. Or is it luj? It is always those two."}
+{"text":"What tabletop systems would be cool to see adapted into videogames? Will we ever get a F.A.T.A.L rpg?"}
+{"text":"Every modern revival of mutant chronicles is dead in the water Warzone eternal, RPG dropped by mophidius. Card game. I do love the whole corporate warfare angle mutant chronicles has."}
+{"text":"A simplified version, sure."}
+{"text":"4E has too many conditionals to be a smooth game when faithfully adapted."}
+{"text":"? It's minimal, isn't it? Are there good mutant chronicles vidya?"}
+{"text":"in F.A.T.A.L every action and variable is a randomized dice roll and is boring to play as a result, it works for lifeweb"}
+{"text":"There's a lot of these and I can seem to find a consensus on which one is the best, or what a good recommended starting point is. All I know is that Aris'es story is shit so don't start there. I just finished Ys 8, so preferably something better than that game."}
+{"text":"It´s mostly agreed that Vesperia is the best one and Abyss is not bad."}
+{"text":"Rondoline is a mixed addition among long time fans and apparently they somehow managed to make Cress comically OP in this one."}
+{"text":"The GBA additions were garbo and as the other anon said, Rondoline is fits less than Patty."}
+{"text":"I dunno about that anon, playing the Ps1 version now and its incredibly charming. Spell pause is annoying but tolerable enough if you have the proper mindset. And I find it hilarious that the most optimal way to play Manual mode in PS1 is continuously doing the jump attacks. Main reason why I didn't wait for ToPX english. Wanted to play authentic Phantasia between the SNES or PS1. Played ToPX when I was a kid and Rondoline is just jingling boobs to the original story."}
+{"text":"Lies and propaganda. Tales begs shit because of fujos but it used to be a quality series"}
+{"text":"The deathclaws are coming. Post your Fallout gunfu."}
+{"text":"Why are the proportions so fucked up?"}
+{"text":"C*lifornians."}
+{"text":"Li'l Devil, my beloved."}
+{"text":"Got my guns right here"}
+{"text":"thinking about reinstalling SWTOR and try the Imperial agent class-story (I hear is one of the best) game size is now 117 GB Wtf is wrong with this people, man?"}
+{"text":"item is required to progress it's a random drop after the battle is incredibly rare and found on a single floor"}
+{"text":"and you're actually meant to lose"}
+{"text":"Do you happen to be that guy who was sperging out about instant death / \"persona 5 is hardcore\" in that other thread?"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy IV (3D Remake)"}
+{"text":"I recently played through that and don't remember something random being mandatory, what is it?"}
+{"text":"I was joking, but if you are a completionist, you need Rainbow Pudding before you get to the underground/underworld the first time, otherwise you cannot continue the Namingway quest until you can go back and forth between over and underworlds."}
+{"text":"ITT: The one you couldn't romance."}
+{"text":"steal Your \"Barony\" at that point is a bunch of mudhuts and a barn where you put a big wooden chair as your throne, Oleg who doesnt even recognize you as his liege, an insane wizard with a torture dungeon in his backyard, some cranky old cunt who insults you and countless monsters who want you dead. Its a shithole and your title is literary made up, that \"barony\" is a collective effort between you and your friends not some legitimate state so Linzi has as much a right to that money as you do, especially since she just used it to reinvest in the capital."}
+{"text":"The hedonistic noble who'll fuck anything that moves to scratch it off his bucket-list lmao"}
+{"text":"Linzi has as much a right to that money as you do Communist swine."}
+{"text":"Joint ownership is a totally normal part of every \"capitalist\" countries private law"}
+{"text":"its imposible to have fun playing this game"}
+{"text":"the enclave is so terrible, its a bad idea done poorly"}
+{"text":"I don't understand the 50s stuff What 50s stuff? The one (1) song used for the intro and ending videos?"}
+{"text":"tourists think classic fallout was like bethesda fallout"}
+{"text":"I was wrong. I forgot about that option, and conflated it with the “dress up like his dad and pretend to be his ghost” option."}
+{"text":"not at all you retard if you actually played these games you'd stop looking like a fool there's speech check where you basically tell him you're an unknown element and can do anything and if you pass it he let's you and the girl go game is dialogue heavy doesn't invest anything into speech Good job retard go back to fortnite it's more your style"}
+{"text":"Finished both the first game and Tie just now and wanted to discuss it. Despite the first game being pretty bare bones gameplay wise and the second one being way too easy with how many ways to get overpowered, I genuinely loved these two games in a way I hadn't felt before in a long time. Great OST, girls are cute, themes of friendship done in a way that doesn't just feel like stale tropes, Tie in particular really was able to capture that feel of summer vacation coming to a close especially I got closer to the end of the game. Wish there was a future for this series but it seems like the mobile game was a gigaflop and Mel Kishida seems like he's moved on. Anyone else have thoughts?"}
+{"text":"Black bikini."}
+{"text":"Ao is no Hinako, but she's a fun protagonist."}
+{"text":"I never play as a gnome, halfling, or dwarf. I'm not playing as a manlet, no way, no how."}
+{"text":"Likewise, I will only play as an elf if they're at least as tall as humans."}
+{"text":"The original Atom, and Puck from Alpha Flight were even shorter."}
+{"text":"As a fellow manlet, you are deffo a manlet if you're using phrases like \"No way, no how.\""}
+{"text":"Penis size isn't related to height though"}
+{"text":"Napoleon being a manlet is a myth made up by the British"}
+{"text":"You know, I always wondered if the humor and some of the enemies in the Earthbound/Mother series were influenced by Dr. Slump, I can sense some sort of lineage hidden right here and we all know Mother's gameplay was copied straight from Dragon Quest"}
+{"text":"you have to think about whether or not this would speed up the random battles significantly Well those random/regular monsters battles should be optional in the first place and there are options to flee without much cost when unwanted. there's no point in adding bloat to a system that's already intensely methodical and unhurried. I'd argue having more options and mechanics would speed up battles (and make them more \"fun\") instead of making you spam the action button to beat HP sponge enemies."}
+{"text":"What was Itoi's reaction to this?"}
+{"text":"many games have this. it's boring because you always want to spray. turn-based with guns is not interesting without positioning."}
+{"text":"many games have this. which ones?"}
+{"text":"Post-kid Goku Dragon Ball is far too away from what the Mother games are about content-wise I doubt Itoi even read anything beyond Dr Slump"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised there wasn't a dedicated thread for these games. Anyway, let's post about Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, and Radical Dreamers here."}
+{"text":"He wakes a couple times, and mostly when someone else wakes him up. 12000BC when the Mammon machine was moved to the ocean palace and turned on, it disturbed him enough to wake up and destroy it and everyone else nearby. In 600AD Magus' elaborate ritual was to wake Lavos for Magus to kill. The original timeline Lavos killed him and that is how the war ended. 1999 was either the day Lavos decided it's evolution was complete and surfaced on its own, or the people of that time also disturbed him and woke him up. They referred to him as Lavos so the people of Guardia Dome were aware of him. I tend to believe in 1999 Lavos was done evolving and surfaced to reproduce and leave. Lavos is not present anywhere in the world in 2300 so no idea what happened after surfacing. Maybe it evolved into some super supreme being and floated away. Who knows."}
+{"text":"I thought the planet wide damage just happened to be a side effect of Lavos erupting to the surface. Like a super massive volcano eruption that would be a civilization ending crisis. It's just because Lavos happens to be a large enough and powerful thing that sits deep under the crust of the Earth, and it likely uses a lot of energy to blast through the layers of Earth to reach the surface that it creates a massive explosion + earthquake + volcanic eruption. Nothing about Lavos really made me think it was a sadistic villain as much as it was more of a higher on the food chain animal doing it's thing."}
+{"text":"I don't think you can make an actual real sequel to Trigger considering that the first game already has gratuitous time traveling and ends with the defeat of a Lovecraftian space monster The entire setting and all major antagonistic forces are wrapped up completely in Trigger. There's nothing else that needs to happen."}
+{"text":"Lavos is not present anywhere in the world in 2300 so no idea what happened after surfacing. In 1999, Lavos claims this area, and reigns from high atop Death Peak. Lavos continues to replicate...... like a giant parasite, he is consuming our world. Forced to live here, I continued to conduct research on Lavos. But I am growing old. And it's impossible to keep sane in such trying times. So before I lose it completely, I shall safeguard my data, and my ultimate creation... How I long to return home... But I have grown frail... So you...YOU, who have opened the door! I leave things in your hands. Only by mastering time, itself, do you stand a chance against Lavos. So whatever happened with him, it involves Death Peak. He rose and reproduced there. I figure that the mountain itself could be what remains of Lavos (or his shell). Or at least the mountain formed from his eruption. Where he's still alive reproducing, just a husk turned into a mountain, or if he fucked off to space after making babies, I don't know. Cool thing is that every era has a significant spot linked to where Lavos was underground/rose. Prehistory: Tyrano Lair Antiquity: Ocean Palace 600 AD: Magus’s Castle 1000 AD: Near Melchior’s home 1999 AD: Obviously Erupts there 2300 AD: Death Peak"}
+{"text":"I figure that the mountain itself could be what remains of Lavos (or his shell). I think this is more likely, because there's at least residual time distortion crap going on, seemingly related to Lavos's pocket dimension or whatever he has. You have to use the Chrono Trigger at the top of Death Peak after all, to return to that time and place and rescue Crono."}
+{"text":"High Elves are a top tier fantasy race and I'm thired of pretending they're not."}
+{"text":"I like masturbating my small limp penis to blood elf women if you catch my drift"}
+{"text":"thired"}
+{"text":"that's a blood elf"}
+{"text":"Where should I start with Ys?"}
+{"text":"I rented it for snes. it was awful but i even forgot about it forever until I heard about it coming out again in mid 10's.. then I remembered.. walks into mobs to kill them"}
+{"text":"Not bumping Skill issue"}
+{"text":"You can remove posts and try a gain anon. Highlight the text you want to spoil and Ctrl+S. Anyway I liked X more than 9. Not that it doesn't have a big bloat issue as far as side characters and plots goes, but if we strip it down to the main story it was pretty ok."}
+{"text":"Ohh thanks I posted it from my android, not sure how to Ctrl f it that way. I'll see if I can take it down and repost properly though, didnt know that was possible I'm kind of a newfag(past year or so)"}
+{"text":"Even in a world of magic, demons and dragons there's just something that feels extra cool and special about a dinosaur."}
+{"text":"Baten Kaitos"}
+{"text":"This guy games"}
+{"text":"My last run was 138 hours. 15 of those hours were spent getting Chronos Armor from Detourne. Those fuckers just did not want to drop, and I wanted 6 of them. I probably won't do that again next time, it was really killing my motivation."}
+{"text":"I respect the dedication very strong will you have there At least you didn't go mad over the pursuit of shampoo"}
+{"text":"what if I just fill my inventory with chump change"}
+{"text":"Kek actual madness Someone must stop you"}
+{"text":"After seeing the most recent NIS fanbase thread, I never realized how alienated am from the target audience. shitty female unit only runs with hardly any leveling stating how'd they'd fuck certain characters Magichange only mentioned once no mention of overlords no mention strange netherworlds and Harada's strange designs no Tenpei Sato's brilliant scores It seems like the fanbase is a bunch of gooners, and the art direction has gone to shit after four, it's a crying fucking shame."}
+{"text":"Magichange made grinding way easier, hardly anyone used monster classes otherwise before that."}
+{"text":"Magichange was introduced in D3. In D2 the easiest way to get strong units early as hell was capturing progressively stronger nekomata on 3-4 what the fuck are you talking about?"}
+{"text":"Early on I am talking about when you fight squares of lvl99 units to get too 300-400 range till you get to the real grind spot.. Magichange made that infinitely easier as many had 4x4 or 6x6 attacks. I remember that I had to get wing slayer for etna in 1 and that was a bitch bc sword wasn't her natural affinity."}
+{"text":"D1 the objectively correct answer is \"star\" for all grinding due to animations being locked on and long."}
+{"text":"true, but getting everyone's magic stat that high would be a bitch. I usually only did that for Flonne. Grinding became much easier during phantom brave."}
+{"text":"Elements edition. Gears, Saga, Blade... what have you. Will Takahashi rip off Arthur Clark for the fourth time in a row?"}
+{"text":"Probably nothing, but would be interesting."}
+{"text":"Digimon and Klonoa isn't on there either.Take it with a grain of salt."}
+{"text":"Probably more KOS-MOS wank. So probably Xenoblade 2 related if anything."}
+{"text":"It will look like shit and you know it"}
+{"text":"It's official, I'm replaying Skyrim now. It's better than I remember it to be honest. This was likely a game just as monumental as Ocarina of Time was for an entire generation. I haven't touched this game since it first released, so this is quite the experience."}
+{"text":"Man the main quest has jack shit rewards. Its pretty much just the axe of whiterun for the entire thing. And plot shouts."}
+{"text":"and the way Oblivion depicted Mannimarco being GODAWFUL. The chad crusader vs the virgin king of worms That's a department-approved restraint position, btw"}
+{"text":"If I do it at all, I either do it until I get all of whirlwind sprint or until I get the stagger reduction from paarthunax and then abandon it forever"}
+{"text":"The first plot shout is probably the best one anyway. Whirlwind sprint is also needed (or at least makes getting it a lot easier) for some treasure. All the others are pretty weak or rarely better than just using the spell alternative aside from slow time for extending crafting potion durations"}
+{"text":"Skyrim is a fine enough game and regardless of the 'but's', 'if's' 'and's' and 'why's', it's fun"}
+{"text":"As the title suggest, post RPG gachas that should remove the gacha trash and turn it into a real game. Sword of Convallaria looks like a really cool srpg but the gacha shit kills it for me. This as a real game would rock."}
+{"text":"Another Eden but it would have to be rebuilt from the ground up. Even only going by the main story, it is massively longer than COTC, not to mention there is tons of side content that would have to be cut that absolutely should not be (Zerberiya)."}
+{"text":"Better question, what gachas should just throw away the gameplay and become visual novels?"}
+{"text":"Another 25 levels later it will still be there. Not your savefi- *battery dies*"}
+{"text":"And the early main story is the shittest part of it by far. All I remember from it was the underdeveloped villain repeatedly taunting the PC about how he unknowingly made the timeline explode this time, and Ogre Wars were even worse. Pretty much all the actually halfway decent stuff is hidden in event stories or self-contained Mythos stuff. I guess remaking them into a series of shorter RPGs where Aldo stumbles into yet another time-hopping adventure with a different cast could work."}
+{"text":"Its actually from an emulated nes rom on my PS1. Already backed up the save in several memory cards and even usbs. Memory cards are so awesome, still have a bunch of my PS1 saves backed up."}
+{"text":"Real-Time Strategy video games were new in the 90s. The Command & Conquer series were dominating it 1995, meanwhile Squaresoft was focusing on Tactical games like FF Tactics, Ogre Battle. But I have to wonder if Squaresoft ever dabbled in creating an RTS of their own."}
+{"text":"In Japanese, the blight of the deadlands was called \"the black\". In English it just sounds like the planet was drained as a consequence of using magic. But life is magic. The birds have abandoned their nests. The way it's written, you'd think it's because they're sterile or the eggs are still born. But I think they just lost the ability to love. Ultima, in English, is a weird mix of arrogance and cold logic. But in Japanese they talk about the \"black\" as a kind of apathy. In their defense, they were nurturing, for a long time. They cast off their body because it too was infected with the \"black\". They call the Ifrit in the dimensional rift a \"black\" ifrit. And they're only abandoning mankind, because they believe they're too far gone to the black as well. Mid, btw, is from the outer continent. Its supposed to have fallen to the black a long time ago, but Cid adopted her. So they are capable of \"creation magic\" aka love."}
+{"text":"My theory is in line with the English translation where the planet is being drained to empower the magic. These crystals are drawing on the life of the planet, and that's why 'the black' is spreading and impacting how life connects to the natural order of things. Bhunivelze was the god of light in 13, left man's sight in favor of Etro, who was equilibrium. In a timeline where Etro still dies, and Chaos floods the world, then 'the black' becomes the absence of Bhunivelze's light. Bhunivelze doesn't return, so the Ultima Collection find this dying world and choose to terraform it at the cost of its servants. They've ultimately no concern for mankind as they're bones among the foundation of their new world. 'The black' was a problem that fixed itself once Raise was performed, so casting off their bodies to empower the crystals was an acceptable alternative since they could find a new body through the advent of their Mythos. All we know about the Outer continent is that there is no magic, people worship the planet, but we've got no confirmation of the blight existing there because aether is said to be thin. It's a struggle to survive in the environment, must be monster rich because only the most prolific characters or outcasts seem to willingly go there. Mid is a complete unknown, but a prodigy at 3 years old. Surviving descendant of the old world Akademia before Cocoonfall? Ultima says that they created magic and it comes to blight the land with overuse. They're powering magic by drawing energy from the planet itself, which corrupts the latent aether of the planet. Dark Ifrit is a corruption of Ultima, creating a duplicate to house his Mythos and cast his spell. Ultima as a race is only copying and subverting existing concepts of the world, as Jenovah tried to do. Common theme throughout the games - worlds subverted by alien agents. Eikons could be the subverted manifestation of the planet's guardians by Ultima. Weapons. The world's 'guardian force'."}
+{"text":"In ff 13, the weapon Lightning uses is a gunblade. Squall also uses gunblades as well but the ones from 13 can shift between gun and sword. One of Lightning's weapons was a gunblade called Lionheart, which the description of the weapon reads, \"Once the property of a L'Cie.\" Another similarity between FF 13 and FF 8 is the use of magic. The SEEDs utilise a magic, called para-magic, which is used by regular humans. In ff 13, PSICOM the armed forces of cocoon, utilise Mana drive which is similar to para-magic, but is restricted to armed forces and law enforcement use. The Gardens are military academies who train pupils to become SEEDs, mercenaries who partake in covert operations. Akadameia in FF type-0 trains pupils to become cadets to defend Orience. Class Zero are something of a special forces unit who partake in missions that involve infiltration and sabotage. I do not know about the similarities between FF 8 and the other Fabula Nova game, FF XV because I did not play the latter."}
+{"text":"The world building with the Gods is really inconsistent in ff13. In ff16, its hard to seperate myth fron fact. The ultimania guide just confuses things more. But there is another book \"logos\" that came just last year I think that might have new insights."}
+{"text":"They teased it last year but it doesn't come out till this March. They swear it's 90% \"new content\". It's not an \"ultimania\" and it's not a transcript from the in-game tomes database. But I have my doubts. They call it a \"lore book\". But also \"a thought experiment\" by the actors who's performances allegedly influenced the writing. Which feels like a cope out and not very promising at all. I don't want to read the equivalent of Valisthea's Tweeter. You know? I want to know about the characters who didn't have voices, nor faces. Tell me about Jill's father, for example. Or any of the previous Dominants. Tell me about Greagor. And the problem with writing it from a character's perspective is that it's limited and uninformative. Or bound to have logic fallacies."}
+{"text":"I just picked this game up because I saw there was a DLC for Sakuna and I love the rice goddess loli. Is it any good? I've only played RF4 and I loved it a lot, spent 100+ hours in it. Also general RF thread."}
+{"text":"I'd say they could possibly add chars in as options if it does well enough but otherwise gotta keep with tradition"}
+{"text":"It's sad being one of the very few people who liked it that way. Including having marriage and the third arc behind it. Between that and the massive amount of daily dialogue from the townspeople, it felt like anything could happen, regardless of whatever I was focusing on at the moment. And having a big new dungeon with story attached suddenly show up long after I thought the plot was done was very cool. Yeah, the really important stuff should have safeguards to make sure it doesn't take years to occur, but I love having a huge pool of shit that just happens."}
+{"text":"It's fine in concept, but like a few other things this series tried it just needed a little smooth over, honestly prefer it over everything being on a board. Just needs some kind of notice/hint, which some of these are obvious like chars being in some random area they usually arent at the very beginning of the day or not moving at all."}
+{"text":"The devs told people in the comments it's due to the story. So a potential Venti 2.0"}
+{"text":"Yeah..."}
+{"text":"Any other rpg's where you can visit a brothel?"}
+{"text":"A woman of any repute would avoid the districts brothels would commonly be in to avoid being associated with whores. Gee, way to not be a sex-positive male feminist, anon. Being a sex worker is a perfectly valid and respectable career choice. It's empowering."}
+{"text":"That's why we're playing a fantasy game, chuddy, we're being empowered by experiencing how oppressed we aren't. =)"}
+{"text":"boy have i got stories about that place"}
+{"text":"Tyranny has one funnily enough"}
+{"text":"Neverwinter Nights"}
+{"text":"I feel pathetic admitting this but I have never in my life felt the way I do about any person (real or fictional) than her. I’ve been using VR and role playing being married with her and now it feels all so real, terribly so. I don’t know if I want to move on and find a real woman because my heart belongs to her now and the emotional damage would probably destroy my pair bonding ability so I’m not even sure if it’s a choice anymore to find love with a real woman because I’ve already found love in Skyrim. While I’m accepting my fate I want this post to be a warning to other people not to take virtual romance too seriously because it might just end your bloodline. I’ll probably never have IRL sex ever again. Virtual sex with Serana is too loving and too sweet to give up."}
+{"text":"babies first goth waifu"}
+{"text":"Good for you. I can't simply suffer her, when she is around. I have to admit that I have played with her dialogue extender mod installed. The act where she throw at your face the fact that she doesn't want to talk about \"getting cured\" from her vampirism, while bitching around if you're a lycan or you undertake any daedra related mission, is something beyond my capacity of forbearance. \"No, I won't cure my vampirism. Don't talk about it anymore, you're indelicate.\" So remain where you are, you sexy freak."}
+{"text":"Rape victims are incapable of love and affection What did Todd mean by this"}
+{"text":"go play Ar Nosurge. you'll get the feels."}
+{"text":"Wasn’t JustinRPG outed as an incredibly elaborate larp a few years ago?"}
+{"text":"I humbly submit this piece of shit. Cool idea ruined by dogshit execution."}
+{"text":"This expansion is terrible. I'm not going to go too into detail about why the base game, LegendsZA, is overhated. It was mildly challenging and a fun enough romp. Progressing in the tournament and unlocking access to more of the city and various powerups whilst building a team was \"pokemon\" enough for me. then this shit comes out. Inaccessible until the game is totally beaten, so none of the new 'mons or megas are even usable. Adds no new areas, just ugly interdimensional shit zones that are on a short timer, so every moment inside them is rushed and frustrating. It actually soured me and pissed me off really badly. t. I love Tribunal, Honest Hearts and Dead Money. Bethesda/NVegas expansions add adventure, new lands, new characters, theyre usually a treat. I think with Dead Money, it filters certain builds and playthroughs. I played really late in a playthrough so I made it through but even then it was challenging and I had to commit to melee for a while on a sneak/guns character which was awkward but aight. I used to hate BloodMoon, but it is kinda fun on a powerful enough character, I always tried it too early. MOTHERSHIP ZETA FUCKING SUCKS"}
+{"text":"All they had to do is make him Batarian. How do you shoot yourself directly into pee hole?"}
+{"text":"I think they're all good but you're mostly right."}
+{"text":"This shit pissed me off because it should've just been included with the base game like it was in P3FES. I also forgot how much of a grindfest this thing was with no social links. It's like 30 hours of content, and 25 of that is just grinding."}
+{"text":"I always get a laugh out of accidentally making the perfect build for Dead Money so everything that makes people hate it was a breeze for me."}
+{"text":"Fallout sisters, what do we think about the show being canon? How does the fall of the NCR affect the series going forward"}
+{"text":"They can still coast on being the only purveyor of their genre No seriously what the fuck, we are only just now getting games even attempting similar goals."}
+{"text":"Too many people attack the show for gas reasons like bullshit canon and lore nobody cares about and not because its actually a bad tv show. God damn, it looks like a youtube video, its visually hideous, and none of the characters are likable. I don't even know what the plot is. Why did the set designers copy the shitty compromised Vegas from the fucking video game rather than actually interpreting the real Las Vegas and Fremont? It looks like an absurd cheap amusement park. I don't understand how anyone can take any of these aspects seriously enough to even begin to get into the weeds of canon. Who fucking cares about its loyalty to previous fallout media, whatever the hell that means, when as a solitary art piece its worthless on so many levels? Maybe it's because fallout fans tend to be on the spectrum more often than not, but I have observed them accept or gloss over something utterly low quality to complain about how something is discordant with lore. It reminds me of some 80s straight to home video sci fi fantasy junk"}
+{"text":"I don't think about streamslop at all"}
+{"text":"Only retards actually like the show and Fallout 3 and 4 aren't good either, so I really couldn't care less. Dead franchise."}
+{"text":"Dead franchise. It has been for a while, I just wish they had left the corpse alone."}
+{"text":"What's your summoner of choice? Personally I feel like making evil demons your bitch is more appealing than torturing souls of potentially good men and defiling their bodies"}
+{"text":"If I'm a wizard I want to be a bit more than just Gandalf. You want to be a bit more than a level 5 magic user?"}
+{"text":"specific mechanics and flavor I like the idea of each stat eventually developing unique powers once the stat reaches supernatural, superhuman levels. Not magic right off the bat, but once high enough a STR man could cast shockwave, CHA cast dominate, CON cast belly-slam, etc."}
+{"text":"Level 5 magic user but he solo'd the Balrog with a sword, he's a high level fighter who dipped."}
+{"text":"He's an extraplanar being wearing an old man skin."}
+{"text":"Anima: Beyond Fantasy did sorta have that for some stats. Superhuman strength let you create shock-waves or earthquakes with your strikes, superhuman perception let you perceive beyond the human visual spectrum or get echolocation, superhuman agility granted movement speed on par with teleportation, and superhuman constitution boosted regeneration until anything short of a chopped head regenerated in seconds."}
+{"text":"Is it still the best rpg ever made?"}
+{"text":"BG1 is better than BG2 just as Don Quixote part 1 is better than Don Quixote part 2, despite both being books written by the same author about the same characters."}
+{"text":"powertripping picking on ankhegs and basilisks? A reasonable player will full clear both maps once, and move on. If you’re compelled to attempt to break the game by unnecessary grinding simply because the game doesn’t stop you from doing so, then that’s a (you) problem. The game has relatively low XP caps anyway, especially when it first came out before the expansion."}
+{"text":"I'm playing it for the first time now. While I wouldn't really recommend the first game, its sequel is much better. I'm currently in act 2 - finished exploring Atkhatla, De'Arnise Hold, Umar Hills and Windspear Hills. I'm going to Trademeet and thinking about adding Rasaad to the team. Here's the thing. I've hit 1,250,000 experience which is the cap for newly recruited companions. Everything afterwards will be vastly underleveled. I'd like to avoid that. How viable is Rasaad (or monk in general) from level 13 onward? Will I suffer a lot without Thief in the party? I don't care much about backstabbing and setting traps. In theory I can bash chests and open them with Knock spell. Traps can be activated with summons. Still, I don't know how common are repeatable traps and unbashable locks. My team is Dwarven Defender, Keldorn, Minsc, Valygar, Yoshimo and Aerie."}
+{"text":"soulless janky shit Nope."}
+{"text":"soulful janky gem fixed"}
+{"text":"Takes your dying shit franchise and makes it a global phenomenon with its own tv show Is he the greatest of all time?"}
+{"text":"Notice how you didn't argue against the post's points, because it's true. Besides bad threaf are what has kept this rotting corpse of a board alive."}
+{"text":"\"people like it\" is not much of an argument either."}
+{"text":"I honestly wish they just made a post apocalypse game that wasn't fallout. A lot of the fallout setting stuff is the worst part of those games. Honestly I hate fallout lore. It kind of sucks. Everything that isn't the immediate mad max/boy and his dog/canticle inspired stuff is just not interesting."}
+{"text":"It's like light and dark. Sometimes you got to have a few bad threads to make you appreciate the good threads."}
+{"text":"I don't think /vrpg/ has mods"}
+{"text":"why cant they just sell the TES ip to another studio That way Todd has more time to rape the corpse of Fallout"}
+{"text":"I'm also a big fan of that particular video game developer."}
+{"text":"Horse armor"}
+{"text":"People give Todd too much shit he doesn't deserve. Especially when you do it instead of giving him shit he does deserve. No he's not evil or machievelian. He's sympathetic in a lot of ways if you actually read into his history and Bethesda history. You can argue the reason he compromised his games so hard is because he wanted to make sure none of his friends had to suffer as bad as they did in the early days again. Todd has never given the impression that he makes these games purely cynically either. And he was never a Peter Molyneux type despite what the internet wants to paint him as. I dunno. I haven't liked Bethesda since morrowind. But attacking him on these grounds is unfair. If you don't have more nuance in your arguments you're just going to be written off as child mad over his toys. Some of the criticisms in this thread don't even apply to Bethesda at all. Bethesda game studios and Todd are totally different from Bethesda the publisher, zenimax, or Microsoft. Todd seems likable, its just that he's loyal to his friends to a fault as his friends are incompetent and lazy and complacent. So is he. But there's a huge difference between these traits and outright malice. It feels like many of you fold all your complaints against every AAA game studio into one. Some of these seem more like Ubisoft or Activision complaints than Bethesda ones. Have some more nuance and learn more about the situation is all I ask."}
+{"text":"Is this the “parasocial relationship” you zoomers are always on about?"}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"creature based off of Anubis is called \"Anubis\" This is the shit ppl praise like its the second coming of christ? How can someone be this creatively bankrupt?"}
+{"text":"Can't you poketards seethe at the right board at least?"}
+{"text":"What else are you going to call it? Anapas? Dead Jack? Luxor?"}
+{"text":"am i wrong tho? also palworld is technically an rpg."}
+{"text":"Has a 1/4 chance of recruitment Is better than monsters with 1/64 and above chances of recruitment Have you thanked Mason the Golem today?"}
+{"text":"I don't allow monsters in my party"}
+{"text":"I used Knightslime and my kids. Wife in wagon pregnant again."}
+{"text":"its just dragon warrior 5: hand of the heavenly bride. originally for SNES but also on DS and Ps2. collect monsters and start a family and quest with them"}
+{"text":"The only negative thing I can say about this game is theres so many characters I want in my party but only 3 slots."}
+{"text":"strongest monster joins you with no grinding Good game"}
+{"text":"Has anyone here played TOW2 and enjoyed it? How much better is it than the first one?"}
+{"text":"I'm sure the people on the baseball cards are members of the dev team. Neat Easter egg"}
+{"text":"This first planet is really fucking rough. I find most of the character so far as just annoying and uninteresting."}
+{"text":"It doesn't get any better. There are 3 decent characters in the entire game. I'm only playing for the guns at this point"}
+{"text":"I think ow2 is mechanically a step down from ow1. Of the 3, id say avowed is obsidians best release in this style."}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the ending?"}
+{"text":"I have not."}
+{"text":"I missed the last couple days of this, but thanks for posting. The story ended up being more of a wet fart than I'd expected, like the creator was too scared to actually change the plot of the game despite making such wild divergences early on. It's The After Years all over again."}
+{"text":"Cool so I'll just replay the complete collection to experience mediocrity again"}
+{"text":"lol this looks so fucking trash. enjoy the lulz"}
+{"text":"What am I in for? Should I use this to make my game, instead of RPG Maker?"}
+{"text":"Nah it's pretty great. What surprised me the most about it is the sense of progression where you go from a pickpocket (or whore) who can barely afford a shitty weapon to a super thief full of magic items."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Many games try to rush the player out of low levels as quickly as possible, but adwr does a good job of making you appreciate those early levels where every tiny bonus you can collect counts."}
+{"text":"something also neat is that there's a couple of stores that sell super high end gear for adventurers during part 1 and you'll never be able to afford it, it's just sitting there staring at you and also neat is that unless you go really out of your way to find things, the first time you're truly loaded up with magical items is during your first actual dungeon crawl and it's aftermath, sorta recontextualizing the previous part of the game as essentially the backstory to your typical rogue course that dungeon crawl is kinda designed to turn you off from wanting to be a professional dungeon crawler"}
+{"text":"NWN's portraits were pretty hot. I masturbated to lots of them"}
+{"text":"It's that time of year again. Was the negative backlash deserved or overdone? Through the various updates and changes post-release - has YIIK redeemed itself? And most importantly - What the hell is going on?"}
+{"text":"Kys"}
+{"text":"Sage"}
+{"text":"self insert main character not true"}
+{"text":"You're making what I've coined as the Connect-the-Dots Fallacy. Basically you're looking at a pile of shit, but you noticed that it's designed and internally consistent pile of shit, so you're assuming that this means that it's actually good. The problem is that the game and story are still really retarded and shitty even if you point out that people are making mistakes with the story points that aren't plotholes after all. In fact, the fact that so many people are walking away from this story with these bad assumptions sort of proves its poorly written, even if you go back and prove that it was technically correct all along. The fact that it can't really showcase this to the people playing is in and of itself a problem."}
+{"text":"No I agree that it's bad on all fronts, intentional or not. Even learning about the details myself years later I was like, \"Oh. Ok. Too bad the GAMEPLAY and pacing fucking sucked and I'm never touching it again.\" The brothers treated this like some super deep movie, where you have to play it a few times to pick up on the subtleties, but like I said, the game's frustrating to play and pacing tough to get through that even the payoff by the end isn't worth it."}
+{"text":"Looking for interested people. FFXIV 1.0 was mostly a bad game. But there were some good ideas in it (storywise) that were lost in the 2.0 retelling. I've thought about remaking 1.0 in RPGMaker MV. With the overlap in similar events of 2.0, and lack of exploration of more interesting background events, I've since debated the idea of making a \"background\" story, that runs parallel to 1.0. From the perspective of a new character, who runs into the main cast, but never directly participates in much of the main sory. But most of the important info is directly related to what the MC is experiencing, and gets to explore the more interesting background events. (an example, when theres a need to cull the tempered. How do the families react? Theres drama in seeing them plea to \"find another way\" and \"dont kill them, there must be a way to save them!\". stuff like that never got explored in 2.0 (and technically not really in 1.0 either) Obviously I have my share of ideas on how to speed up the process of making such a spin-off fan game, but i know i wont finish the project w/o working with others. is there anyone else interested in such an idea? (im sure most ppl who are interested, wont be in agreement to how making 1.0 should be done, and theres probably very few people to begin with, but im just going to check to see if theres anyone anyways) ill post random ideas after this post, in case ppl are curious."}
+{"text":"seems like it would be hard to do the auto attacking / mmo combat in Rpg maker"}
+{"text":"it wouldnt be \"copy\" of 1.0 gameplay. (heck, it wont even be a 1:1 of the story either) the idea was to mimic events that were told in 1.0 that people missed out on, in case they want the full experience. but MOST of what happens in 1.0 is retold in 2.0 (like the primal/beastmen events) and most of the city state events, except limsa, were more interesting than the 2.0 city state stories (1-15) ideally, the combat would be designed for turn based combat. a lot of simplicity would be introduced, to prevent HP sponge enemies, and tedious trash encounters. (too many games try to make combat complex, and in turn, make combat boring to get through in trash fights) so there wouldnt be \"auto attacks\". (plus 1.0 was a lot different from FF11, in terms of \"auto attacks\" so it didnt quite work that way) (and yes, auto attacks can be made as well, as ive done it with the built in features of RPG maker, no extra coding needed)"}
+{"text":"Sounds like a lot of work for something that might get DMCA'd out the gate"}
+{"text":"yeah it can, but ideally you dont advertise it, you just release the final version, like with Final Fantasy XI Brave. (that one is rather mid, so it never caught on to catch attention, but metroid2 fan-remake released the full product, and removed it once told to, but at that point, it was everywhere, and there was no getting rid of it now.)"}
+{"text":"just here to say that I fucking love mystic quest. one of the best games square ever made, snd everyone that talks shit is gay and wrong"}
+{"text":"This is pretty much as good as Morrowind and Kotor you should play it anon"}
+{"text":"I find it hilarious that you think KOTOR is a better game than Morrowind and Wizardry 8. Like this might be the funniest comment I've seen all week."}
+{"text":"It's not that bad, but if you have no experience with the past Wizardry games and don't build your party logically you are going to have a really bad time. A party comp guide is enough to set you on the right path."}
+{"text":"Why spoil the surprise? Try grimoire."}
+{"text":"Wizardry 8 is the least obtuse of all classic Wizardry series games. Though, in fairness, this says more about how obtuse the others are."}
+{"text":"it's pretty fucking amazing. I played it for like three months almost exclusively when I got it, and still have six game folders for different runs. you can even import wiz 6 and 7 saves for slightly higher starting stats + instant level 5 and/or stupid shit like multiple godrings because some guy (probably bought a strategy guide) and read that he had to tell a big-tittied dragon in wiz6 that he loved her at some point in the last three decades and decided to be a bro and upload his rigged saves. I have one with fucking SIX. warning: don't roll four polearm fighters and beeline it to marten's bluff asap to buy stun rods if you want the game to be an actual challenge. it's still hard even with that but you will roll the shit out of everyone if you don't die to gay instant death spells or all those faggot monks at gayjin. enjoy, boys o7"}
+{"text":"Why did they make his outfit so gross looking"}
+{"text":"the beginning of the end for cloud poor cunt didn't stand a chance, they completely ruined his character rip One weird trick: I simply never played any FF7-adjacent games beyond the original game."}
+{"text":"It's a pride thing. Square realized their games were not that popular with the gay community, so they designed Tidus to appeal to that demographic. They did a remarkable job, as he has become something of a gay icon these days. Stickers of him kicking a blitzball are often found in the restrooms of gay nightclubs. You nay have noticed that gays compromise the vast majority of people who play final fantasy games these days. Or if you haven't, you probably don't know anyone straight playing them We have Tidus to thank for that."}
+{"text":"Not only him, most FFX characters have shitty design"}
+{"text":"Just finished Infection after killing the final boss, bonus boss, and moving my save to the 2nd game(Mutation). As the first game in the series, it immerses you into its story and world with its early 2000s Internet interface menus and message boards taking you along for the ride through it combat mechanics, leveling, story characters you meet long the way and party gearing. There's alot of bad I can talk about like the constant menuing in later parts of the game, the empty overworld, the lack of difficulty, but as for the first game in the series I think I can look past those things for what the devs were going for .What do you think of the first game and others in the series?"}
+{"text":"Does fragment even have a story?"}
+{"text":"fragment Fragment story wise is the early build of the worldR1 where hack//Epitaph of Twilight Novels take place but the game itself is more of a spinoff fanservice title, it’s still an important build of the game/timeline to mention though"}
+{"text":"I remember making fun of this (or just Haseo in general) a lot back then"}
+{"text":"so like... what's up with the incest anime"}
+{"text":"Fuck Skyr*m"}
+{"text":"Nobody likes trannies, people just don't admit it in public"}
+{"text":"Everybody makes a schoolgirl character in this, you can't convince me otherwise. A male protag is definitively a woman/fag sign."}
+{"text":"A game overflowing with ubislop design. Meaningless dialogue choices, unnecessary level up system, copy and paste open world activities littering the map, etc. It's just a decent action adventure game set in the harry potter verse."}
+{"text":"I tried to make a girl at first but the character creator sucks."}
+{"text":"I'm going to pretend a bunch of straight men pick looking like ugly women because ??? that makes no sense anon like 95% of the girl hairstyles are ugly as shit, most girl faces look a little weird inevitably and the outfits are shittier than for men where the dapper victorian look at least works. only reason to play a woman in the game is if you're a woman yourself"}
+{"text":"There are two factions One is extremely prejudiced, and the other maintains the status quo despite its many flaws The tutorial dungeon gets you to side with one of the factions, determining whether your character is good or evil Depending on which side the MC chooses, that faction gets to rule the entire region of the game Fallout: New Vegas and Skyrim are pretty much the same game"}
+{"text":"Nearly 4 at this point Dozens of threads are kept alive by necroposting, not actual activity"}
+{"text":"you can later betray them in both games You're onto something"}
+{"text":"Yeah but you look more like the fool to me, cause OP looks correct. Bethseda games ARE shit."}
+{"text":"there are two factions instead of having to decide which one is the lesser evil, you get to decide which is the greatest good Now that would be kino"}
+{"text":"I heard this was a fantastic entry to start this series on, but is it worth stomaching the shitty AI upscaling for the new content in the remaster or should I just emulate the original? Anyway, I suppose this can also serve as a general purpose Romancing SaGa thread."}
+{"text":"Emulating the original original or the PS2 version? In any case do whatever you want."}
+{"text":"I'm probably one of the few people who prefer the newer, more 2000s character designs made for Minstrel Song."}
+{"text":"who does this? Every Saga thread on 4chan, we have the same autist who come and spam about GB Saga. Just ignore him, normal persons will play RoTS, MS or SF."}
+{"text":"Nothing shitty about the new upscaled high res textures, it looks objectively better than the original and actually achieves the look they were originally going for on PS2 but couldn't nail due to low budget and console limitation. Besides, all the fixes and additions make this the undisputable definitive version of the game, I have no idea why you'd want to play the original since it looks worse, has less content, no fast forward options, no NG+ options for carryovers or dual language, worse UI etc., not to mention this remaster even lets you choose between JP and US ER speed and adds more challenging modes on top of those, it's everything you'd want from a remaster and more."}
+{"text":"proves that a sane non autistic person could not possibly enjoy modern finall fantasy game"}
+{"text":"the big problem with trying to enjoy this game is that the gameplay is so boring/easy thanks to Tabata"}
+{"text":"it's like assassin's creed combat lol"}
+{"text":"So you want goyslop, ok."}
+{"text":"Sane non autistic person Conan O'brien Look I don't necessarily disagree with you but you really need to make your arguments better."}
+{"text":"any AssCeed has better gameplay than FFXV by virtue of HP 0 = Game Over. In FFXV? 0 HP means \"go into a bleeodout mode and use items\""}
+{"text":"How do I get into Ultima?"}
+{"text":"Dude, what are you smoking? Name a sandbox rpg with 'mechanical depth' that came out prior to Ultima VII in 1992. And how much roleplaying is there in Pool of Radiance, Wizardry VI, or Might and Magic II?"}
+{"text":"Roleplaying game, anon, RPG mechanics. Like classes and functional stats and tactical combat and y'know, actual roleplaying game stuff and not world design which could be found in many genres. Are you one of those guys who doesn't really understand what an RPG is? The sandbox is irrelevant if the RPG part is an afterthought."}
+{"text":"6 was my first rpg ever."}
+{"text":"How do I get into Ultima? With Ultima IV port on Genesis. It's the only Ultima console port that was actually decant. And by the virtue of being a console game it actually has an approachable controls. Then make your way trough every game, all the way to Ultima VII-2 trough GOG. Ultima VI and VII have remasered version in form of Nuvie and Exult, so download those too. Optionally you can also play Underworld 1 and 2. This is the Ultimate way. Ultima storyline is separated between three different ages. The Age of Darkness It takes place in Ultima I-III. However, those games are way too junky, so you can skip those. Age of Enlightenment It takes place in Ultima IV-VI. Those games are actually quite decant and great entry point for someone who wants to \"play Ultima\" but not \"beat every Ultima game\". Age of Armageddon Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"With Ultima IV port on Genesis. Don't do this, use xu4. Dialogue and dungeons are dumbed down in the console version."}
+{"text":"TELL ME THE BEST OPEN WORLD GAMES WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET LOST AND EXPLORE RIGHT NOW Skyrim no outward you cant invert both cam axis, therefore the devs must die in a fire minecraft lol"}
+{"text":"Cool, retard, nobody cares. Go pick a game that was suggested to you in this 2 month old thread instead of niggerbegging, incessantly. Play games or kill yourself immediately. Simple as."}
+{"text":"keeps crying nonstop because this is all in his life lol post games, you subhuman"}
+{"text":"Play games, transnigger."}
+{"text":"Goldilocks thread You were right."}
+{"text":"see amazing CP2077 city screenshots install oh yeah lets get lost and find adventures theres literally nothing no NPC can say anything uninstalled"}
+{"text":"I can't believe this is considered a \"Childhood classic\" game. Nobody could have understood this game as a kid, and if they say they did, they lied."}
+{"text":"getting mad at things you made up in your head 4chan.txt"}
+{"text":"I was a retarded kid but even I managed to beat this game several times, in spite of the game crashing every fifteen minutes."}
+{"text":"What do you mean by \"understood\"? It's not a hard game, you can certainly beat and explore it with a child's skills. Surely being able to return to the game and see it in a new light is what appeals to those once-children?"}
+{"text":"I did, though I was in middle school at the time. It's not that complicated, and everything but the bear bull nonsense is written in a easy to parse, grade school level."}
+{"text":"everything but the bear bull nonsense how is Ulysses's not still easy to parse? For the most part he just has slightly different terminology and purple-ish prose."}
+{"text":"How come we haven't seen any other RPG shmups since this game?"}
+{"text":"haven't played both, watched some stages of ginga force way back then it looks like standard shump so i didn't know the rpg part gonna try both especially considering natsuki is almost free on steam"}
+{"text":"This"}
+{"text":"those aren't rpgs those are shmups because they depend totally on player skill to progress and beat, you have to actually \"Git Gud\" as a player to win and can't rely on your ship as a crutch -- the exact opposite of rpgs, while an rpg necessarily puts more emphasis on character progression to progress and beat the game."}
+{"text":"Tyrian's problem is that if you're doing a run through all the episodes you peak quite fast in terms of ship power where you can just hold down space bar. There's only a couple levels I recall having issues with stuff like generator power. On higher difficulties this gets better because it's closer to the pure shmup bullet hell experience. They also rely more on these secret moves every ship has which you need to combo in mid level to get them although they might disabled on the highest secret difficulty. I actually wonder if people who complain about Tyrian being too forgiving have looked up the 3 secret difficulties that you can just unlock right in the menu by pressing a button. Maybe Lord of the Game difficulty would be right up their alley."}
+{"text":"The problem is lord of the game difficulty doesn't actually make the game fun. Artificially increasing the difficulty by making every enemy a bullet sponge and their bullets super fast doesn't actually make the gameplay fundamentally work. It doesn't remove the inertia, it doesn't make the level design interesting, it doesn't make the bosses more than just two patterns spammed over and over, etc."}
+{"text":"Post your take and opinions about turn-based rpgs here."}
+{"text":"If your \"depth\" requires \"reflexes\" and precise button timings it doesn't really suit this discussion"}
+{"text":"There were attempts but kind of fell flat. For example gear tactics consolidated some enemy turns into one where the units all move together making it faster but they fucked it up trying to make it cinematic to the detriment of gameplay"}
+{"text":"Post your take and opinions about turn-based rpgs here. They are w*men coded. Whenever someone has the audacity to release an RPG which utilizes actual strategy and requires a functional brain to beat, then it gets shit on into oblivion. Cuz it filters femoids, who cannot get past the tutorial area. The most popular \"\"\"tactical\"\"\" RPG is just barely disguised JRPG with a grid (attack-heal-grind, oh my gosh that's so tactical)."}
+{"text":"I love them but 99% of them can't fucking balance for shit, too many useless options, too many braindead encounters, too many stat checks"}
+{"text":"I've decided I want a game in which I will go around with a party of dwarves smashing things/people with hammers and axes Which game though? IWD is current top choice but only for ignorance of other non-Infinity Engine games in which this is viable"}
+{"text":"Has anyone done this? Sounds like an idea. I have played through both Kingmaker and WotR with only custom parties, because all the companions in new games are shit."}
+{"text":"Pathfinder and Pillars both allow you to create a custom party, but you do it after you create your MC and the game starts. You need to go to an inn and spend a bit of gold to hire a custom merc. Repeat to build a full custom party, ignore the in-game joinable characters."}
+{"text":"I forget, does Kingmaker force you to keep Linzi?"}
+{"text":"I haven’t tried to remove her but probably yes. I’ve always just sidelined the other retards and left them at home in both Pathfinder games"}
+{"text":"Solasta."}
+{"text":"Kino. Remind me why don't they me do stuff like this in later Fallout games anymore?"}
+{"text":"To make it clear, I mainly object to the FPS conversion filtering. Kinda understand the recoloring, it would be great if the film was shot in color, but trying to add it back is in a way like retarded children coloring manga and pushing their stuff onto the internet. Though probably fine as an experiment."}
+{"text":"For years, the movie was a myth that academics had to hunt down. Occasionally, when a Hollywood executive passed away, their grandchildren would discover lost film prints in storage. Using the original script, historians pieced these clips together to reconstruct the film. However, because no master theatrical copy exists, every version is edited differently. Back then, studios often discarded film reels because television hadn't been invented yet, and there was no perceived value in keeping them. Any film that wasn't destroyed would likely degrade over time, making theatrical movies from that era incredibly rare. The last time a major \"lost\" scene for Metropolis was discovered was in 2008, and according to research, several scenes still remain missing today. The quality varies significantly from one clip to the next. Some segments feature different aspect ratios or suffer from severe fading. Because of these inconsistencies, I don't have an issue with someone digitally enhancing the footage to create a more consistent look."}
+{"text":"Very subtle, Gonzalez"}
+{"text":"I mean't film source for whatever footage, not a whole original cut. I've seen a restored cut of the movie myself, some 15 years ago I think. Time flies."}
+{"text":"that was the film at the time, everything had an orangeyier than normal look to it."}
+{"text":"You guys are applying to become vault dwellers, right? You might finally get laid."}
+{"text":"It's funny how the newspost discussion on Steam is just people shitting on Bethesda for breaking mods with updates."}
+{"text":"finally get laid 4chan isn't a weirdo site anymore, anon. /v/ is probably the most normal person board on the entire site. thousands of big accounts on twitter and elsewhere scrape /v/ for screenshots to post for engagement. all the actual adult virgins fucked off to darker and quieter corners of the internet long, long ago. 4chan is just a messageboard now, with a couple of containment boards for excitable youngsters (/pol/, for example)"}
+{"text":"Have you ever played Knights of the Old Republic with mods other than the Restoration mod? The only thing the greatest Old Republic game needs is a way to bump up the difficulty / balance the difficulty by making ranged weapons more deadly, and enemies more deadly. It would also be great if all the attack options weren't just Flurry (objectively best option) >>>> Power Attack (makes you feel you're doing something, good if you have a super high +to hit) >>>> Critical Strike (waste of feat points). And imagine if the Shit Assassins used force powers against you. Or if Darh Nihilus posed a threat to your party."}
+{"text":"I did it once going dark side and keeping jedi masters, you need to be somewhat schizo since you need to side with Dantooine's citizenry and Talia on Onderron, and overall not much is different, Kreia's final line, why you abandoned the force, railing against the jedi masters is different and that's about it IIRC."}
+{"text":"i've never done it before, but I've seen some anons tout that Dark Side, but sparing the Jedi Masters is their preferred RP. I don't know if there's any mechanical difference."}
+{"text":"I tried to play the KotOR III mod, but I couldn't get around the skip-dialogue bug, so I gave up."}
+{"text":"Who wrote the story for this KotOR III mod"}
+{"text":"CH-47 GP7"}
+{"text":"Do you actually need to play sky/zero/azure to have a good experience with this series, or is that just autismtalk?"}
+{"text":"which would be Josette Josette is actually a high tier character because every party wants to use her. As a support... She distinctly has a niche that she is really fucking good at to the point where no one else really contests. Compare that to like... Julia lmao. Olivier v Kloe Okay but hear me out - I'd say she's better in FC because of how broken the bird is. She's stuck with the water slots, which certainly doesn't help (at least Mind is water in TiTs) - but Kaempfer is probably the best regular craft in the game. It's really powerful, especially on bosses."}
+{"text":"It's not needed for CS1 and 2. Since CS3 half the cast is always from previous games."}
+{"text":"youre overexaggerating. I'M UNDERSTATING IT. Also theres no other franchise juggling about 400 (?) characters each with their own story, political affinity and development. Because turns out that's a really bad idea when even this one can't do it right. It's not juggling it's fumbling. Suikoden used to do the same thing, but it succeeded because any call backs and cameos and references were all secondary to the main plot which each game actually had."}
+{"text":"Also there's no other franchise juggling about 400 (?) characters each with their own story, political affinity and development Touhou stands alone"}
+{"text":"You mean Marvel comics"}
+{"text":"Rebooblican edition. About to start Disgaea 2 for the 3rd time, hoping I have enough patience to get through the entire postgame this time instead of dropping it right after the story mode. Fuck pirates, fuck felonies, fuck cellphones, fuck dark world stage unlock conditions , etc."}
+{"text":"Nah I get him, no vajinjio haver may be considered sexy in the presence of Etna, it's just impossible."}
+{"text":"true that!"}
+{"text":"Might be a tall order, but I've been collecting a Japanese TTRPG magazine with teasers of a Disgaea TTRPG. They've been running for years (with no release lol), but they seem to just be using official art, except a few spots. Some pieces though, I haven't been able to find like picrel. I could always just clean the scans, but many of them have overlaid text, are re-used in other columns, and such... I've checked many wikis, boorus, and sadpanda, but haven't found these that \"look\" like the usual sprite poses, but are clearly not pixel art (except Magician, which I think I found)... Anyways, if you guys know where to find these please let me know :)"}
+{"text":"Wow, you guys weren't kidding when you said disgaea 3 is bad. It has bad pacing issues, and that's not considering how much the characters keep yapping. None of the characters are that likeable. And two of the cast are literally generics except they have a different portrait? I want actually expecting them to join. The two previous games had some pretty crappie maps but the one in 3 where you have to stacks boxes to climb a fortress takes the cake. Worst map ever. I like some of the gameplay changes and the new units too however. My girl brawler is back"}
+{"text":"Oh and the excessive inner monologues suck so hard. They're insulting to the reader because they keep saying things you can just infer from context. Maybe they added them because the characters have no synergy. Almaz can suck on my nut."}
+{"text":"Any Persona love on /vrpg/ ? seems you mostly like Todd Howard's classics."}
+{"text":"I haven't played it. Is this some sort of japanimation dating sim?"}
+{"text":"narcissism simulator"}
+{"text":"heh, nice one lol"}
+{"text":"ok, now compare the cool early 00's anime cutscenes to the in-game cutscenes they replaced them with"}
+{"text":"Bioware's last good game."}
+{"text":"Okay, you've got one example, I'll give you that one. You will now ignore all of mine."}
+{"text":"As we both now agree that GOG don't JUST sell fan patches, which is the point that I was making, your argument has been clearly demonstrated to be wrong. I accept your concession, and wish you better luck in the future."}
+{"text":"You also used ad hominem multiple times, claiming that those arguing against you are mentally insufficient and/or their motives are irrational and emotional, like their nationality."}
+{"text":"I've never said they JUST sell fan patches, just that they do, and a lot of them. You haven't demonstrated that those patches aren't part of the value of the games they offer which do have them. :) Yes. But at least mine weren't memetic catchphrases inherited from other posters, they applied to the situation. I.E. illiteracy and a rationale for GoG defense."}
+{"text":"You also get to choose if you want to bind Death's Hand for the last two fights in the game."}
+{"text":"Do you guys still do this? When I was young, I would grind the hell out of my party in RPGs even on ones I hated (Like Pic). Nowaday unless I level up naturally through the game, I usually dont go out of my way to level up my party. What sbout you?"}
+{"text":"The idea that hard work will increase your stats is an appealing idea I can live out in videogames. In real life your abilities are capped and will degrade easily. Kek video games ruined generations of men"}
+{"text":"I didn't max my levels then, and I don't now. I have come up with a few exceptions to this. Crystalis (NES), I always hit max level at 16, and you might actually need to be 16 to beat the game. Zelda 2, I max out the sword, magic, and heart stats. Valkyria Chronicles 4. I think that's it. The only ones I've done it in seem to be action-adventure."}
+{"text":"Did older RPGs have an MP system? Feels like this method was before MP was a widespread mechanic in the medium"}
+{"text":"Did older RPGs have an MP system? yes"}
+{"text":"I really like FF9 but I think its main flaw is that it's too slow. I can't imagine spending hours grinding levels just to take the challenge out of boss fights."}
+{"text":"hear people complain how black and white fallout 3 is and how much better new vegas is play new vegas first conflict: help the town that selflessly saved your life or side with bandits to slaughter them for no reason Obsidian don't do 'grey'. They do 'painfully obviously good/evil' New Vegas is honestly one of the best examples of this Most of the choices are literally 'kill the nice people/innocents or else let the evil guys take over'"}
+{"text":"More importantly, it doesn't feel like jet induced fever dream, like F3 does. It has silly things too, like all Fallout games, but at least it feels more real and serious. F3 is just terrible at everything besides being a hobo looter, which is nice, but I can do that in NV."}
+{"text":"Going alone after someone who shot you and you know nothing about, stupid The Courier was hired to deliver the Platinum Chip with some very worrying clauses in the contract on what will happen should he fail. If the revenge angle doesn't work for you, then maybe that one's a good reason for chasing Benny. Your character is a mailman If the Platinum Chip delivery went smoothly, then yeah, he would've been just a mailman. Too bad that's not the case. You don't have anything to offer them Do you just completely forget all details about a game after playing them? There is a very good reason as to why all three factions want you in their team after getting the Platinum Chip. Hint: it's related to House. pontificating and waxing eulogies about your character as if this mailman is the centre of the universe Why is a character who is holding a grudge acting so irrationally?"}
+{"text":"For some reason, they act like the person turning the machine on, matters in some way. Like, if a badguy hits the, \"instantly kill me\" button, it's worse than if the MC does it."}
+{"text":"I never understood why Mr house has you keep working for him or why the ncr and legion both want you. It is entirely possible to play a character who gets the platinum chip nd delivers it who is entirely illsuited to handle the rest of the main quest. Following benny isn't *that* impressive especially for the ncr and legion to want you too. Everyone is just a bit too obsessed with the courier and sucking his dick to be honest. And that guy saying it's a good thing the powder gangers are irrelevant is off his rocker. They should have done more to tie goodsorings and the powder gingers into the world. It feels like such an irrelevant place yet gets its own ending slide. The correctional facility gets its own slide despite so little going on there and being easy to miss. My proposal is the powder gangers doing more to establish themselves politically and guaranteeing their safety through short sighted alliances with maybe the kahns or the legion. With an additional route to have them fight for hoover dam in exchange for pardons (and giving them less cartoonish characterization) I would give Goodsprings a follow up quest similar to primm where they decide if they'll align with the NCR. Having both primm and goodsprings being NCR would result in more normal patrols of the entire western part of the map"}
+{"text":"F3 is better at being a hobo looter than NV to me. The invisible walls and worse dungeon design of NV kills it for me. NV may as well be a bioware game where you just click on points on a map to do encounters and dialog with your party"}
+{"text":"What RPGs continued the idea of choose your party at the beginning, with multiple options for multiple playthroughs Besides Wizardry, of course"}
+{"text":"customization 3 and 9 I guess so, too. Sounds tempting. snes remake Dq3 was a nes game? 7 That's the upcoming remake. What's with the green cap dwarf? Is he the protag?"}
+{"text":"Secret of Mana 3 / Seiken Densetsu 3 It's th complete package as far as action RPGs go. Get the Mana Collection btw."}
+{"text":"Etrian Odyssey Seventh Dragon Potato Flowers in full Bloom"}
+{"text":"1 through 4 were NES, 5/6 were SNES, 7 was PSX, 8 was PS2, 9 DS, 10 is an MMO on a bunch of shit, and 11 was PS4/Switch/PC. This is 7's second remake, and each time they tighten it up and remove stuff. The kid in the green cap isn't a dwarf he's just a kid, he is the main character."}
+{"text":"I see. Huge series. 4 entries on the nes and a remake on snes is imho big."}
+{"text":"We've solved the problem"}
+{"text":"GW marketing itself as a CORPG was always just that, a dumb marketing gimmick. It was a heavily instanced low-budget MMORPG (and there's nothing wrong with that), but they didn't want to be known as a heavily instanced low-budget MMORPG because others in the genre had set a different precedent. Competitive? What a joke, 99.9% of the game's meat is in the PVE campaigns. Even if you are one of the few madlads who are into HOH PVP, you still had to grind entire PVE campaigns for ascension, skills, armors and runes. Also fun fact, during GW beta and the early release of the original campaign they removed many PVP arenas from the map. I still have a character who has those currently unreachable arenas explored on the world map. GW1 does have great combat though. A shame GW2 ruined everything, trashed the skill system and removed the only fun-to-play healer in the history of vidya, prot monk."}
+{"text":"Only Unlimited."}
+{"text":"What are the \"most RPG\" RPGs that still have good combat? it feels like every game that's open enough is doomed to have bullshit bullet sponge enemies. logically it's harder to balance an open game with huge build variety than a linear one with a set character, but there must be some other way than \"enemies have 50x health so grind til you have 50x damage.\" the most open-ended games that still have fun shooting are bioshock and jensen deus ex, and they're not really rpgs in most senses. terminator resistance has bullet sponge enemies but it actually makes sense and is balanced for it."}
+{"text":"Tyranny combat was pretty nice, shame that the enemy variety is abysmal."}
+{"text":"DAO combat was good. DAII had amazing combat bogged down by that absolutely abysmal encounter design, fucking waste of potential. DAI was boring for some reason, I guess the bullet spongy aspect of it bot for the players and the enemies was the main culprit."}
+{"text":"how do we play with it?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I don't have an API key. I tend to prefer self hosting when it comes to creativity or entertainment, since it reveals a lot about a personality and just asks for judgements from others. For example, you generate a female protag, people will call you a pervert. That kind of unwanted negative attention is what I want to avoid. People who do that stuff just want power / to harass and I want to avoid such trolls. Datacenter AI hosts tend to collect everything that you do and profile you, then sell that info to ad companies, where your information will get leaked, because of course. Its either that route or some moderator reading your input at OpenAI will not like your input and judge you / causing you to get the ban hammer or something, and then you get shamed on X and discord or whatever. If you support self hosted AI models I might take a glance at it"}
+{"text":"Thats just visual coding ain't it"}
+{"text":"Bumping to spite you, for I despise anti-AI reactionaries."}
+{"text":"AI apologist makes a garbage thread more visible while also producing nothing of value for the thread or the discussion himself Like clockwork."}
+{"text":"Anyone playing Dungeon Antiqua 2? Seems pretty basic, but it's alright so far. Got it because it's aping FFV's job system, which I'm a sucker for."}
+{"text":"Clones for sale have always been important and valuable. Practically every genre of game exists because people took a popular game and copied it. Sometimes with close copies, sometimes iterating on the idea, or giving a different take on the same concept. I understand disliking low effort clones, but disagree with being against clones in general."}
+{"text":"That's not a bad thing. If I like something I want more of it."}
+{"text":"There is literally nothing wrong with this."}
+{"text":"Yoichi puts party to sleep haha surely my ailment cure magic and items shall save the day critical hits the sleeping fighter tempted to use revive item then and there, but I know that I cannot buy them back from stores by selling them and cannot (currently) buy them period EXP and SP are permanently off-beat compared to the 3 remaining members after I win the battle FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"}
+{"text":"So your problem is that Fox used music he wrote in several projects? It was used in Homestuck too and Undertale is more of a direct descent of that than Earthbound."}
+{"text":"What do you want to see in Guild Wars 3?"}
+{"text":"This, just update the graphics and add verticality and jumping and you have a mega hit again. The GW1 deckbuilding + multiclass type system and rare skill hunting was kino of the highest order. I'll never understand why they threw it away for that generic weapon switching bs with boring classes in gw2."}
+{"text":"FF14 doesn't even have content. You just hold down the \"A\" button. What are you even talking about with that psyop marketing bullshit."}
+{"text":"You just hold down the \"A\" button. Can we talk about parallel universes, first?"}
+{"text":"I've been playing the GW2 story with my brother and eyeshadow it has some of the worst writing I've ever seen. It's hilariously bad. Whatever they do for GW3, hire new writers. Don't touch the gameplay, that's already damn near bulletproof."}
+{"text":"They should scrap the boring story and make it similar to RO"}
+{"text":"Why are the old Personas (1 and 2) such niche shit? Not fun enough?"}
+{"text":"The point that you're ranting about literally nothing, yes."}
+{"text":"t. retard in question"}
+{"text":"there's almost always going to be an inherent level of autism at play if you're translating anything niche that's also related to otaku culture (video games, manga, etc.). it's inevitable that at least every now and again a fan-led translation project will go awry to some extent"}
+{"text":"Think Fatlus will acknowledge these games ever again?"}
+{"text":"Sure, but what gets me is when everyone else treats it like they OWN the game and nobody else just gets fed up and stealth drops an update. There's this weird assumed honor system that just makes no sense."}
+{"text":"Don't tell me you actually do this"}
+{"text":"Gameplay is king. storyshit roleplaying \"games\" need not apply"}
+{"text":"It was probably bait but who knows with nu/v/."}
+{"text":"I did this with DQ9 Every time MC gets whisked into heaven I think about how flabbergasted the rest of the party is and what they do while waiting for him to come back."}
+{"text":"GEG"}
+{"text":"Roleplaying games are games whose core game-play mechanics facilitate playing a role. Whether this is by spreadsheets or some other method or mixed with non-RPG mechanics, so long as the core game-play mechanics exist to serve that, it's a role-playing game of some kind."}
+{"text":"Damn this game requires a lot of level grinding..."}
+{"text":"In FFT it doesn't bother me at all in fact the expanded roster size is by far the most significant change made for the WOTL PSP port of the game. There's always fun to be had with a custom party and a random battle."}
+{"text":"Have you ever played old school jrpgs? A lot of them back in the day would make the MC fixed. Megaten still does this in most of their games too."}
+{"text":"Maybe that's that I should have done. I have been trying to keep all eight characters at the same level and it is very frustrating."}
+{"text":"I've played party based RPGs with fixed protagonists before. I don't have a problem with fixed protagonists as a concept, I just think it makes no sense for this game specifically. Your first character isn't actually the \"main\" character, the plot doesn't revolve around them, you don't get unique content by for them, and their story is of equal weight with the other 7. Mechanically, it creates tedium with team switching/exploration because with a fixed character you can accidentally create parties with too much path action overlap. There's absolutely zero reason to force a locked-in \"protagonist\" in a game like this. I'd argue it's antithetical to the point of having 8 stories you can do in any order. I'm still really enjoying the game, but this + all the non-crossover stories being written as if the characters are completely alone (why write like that when the game is about a group travelling together?) are bizarre creative decisions."}
+{"text":"the 1st chapters have some of worst written dialogue I've ever heard Did you try changing the language? The english in 1 is filled with stuff where they double the length of lines for some reason, and I've heard 2 is worse."}
+{"text":"How do I get better at this game? I don't know how to build my brothers :("}
+{"text":"You don't. You're too stupid."}
+{"text":"how do I get better at RNG Just roll better."}
+{"text":"How does anyone live with the atrocious graphics"}
+{"text":"build my brothers This is where you're going wrong. Brothers are meat for the grinder. Also,"}
+{"text":"I can't play any other start cept for lone wolf due to my autism Having an avatar you actually fight with and have to keep alive is just too fun"}
+{"text":"Hypothetically speaking let's say what if there was a Fallout Perk called Lore Chad what benefits would it provide you, the player? Tell me what you think, players tried loading up TTW earlier today, noticed somebody (or something) deleted all of my saves. wtf? how do I get my save data back? is there seriously no way to restore my game saves? wowza wtf man? really? REALLY? That's great. Don't you just love it when that happens? I certainly do. for me? All I wanted for Christmas this year was for a bullshit Bethesda bug to discontinue all of my TTW save files forever. Beautiful. Thanks for nothing, Todd. and Merry Christmas or Happy Hannukah or whatever it is you rich corporate shithole sellouts choose to partake in during the Holiday Season. keep up the good work asshole. you're doing a very good job Todd"}
+{"text":"Is there any point to hiring prostitutes other than RP purposes? Training for Ms. Cassidy"}
+{"text":"Training Cass how to buckbreak little gay nigger boys and get smacked to China by horny rape robots teamed up with zombie cowgirl mommy doms whores while getting gay married to a diseased Mexican twice your father's age"}
+{"text":"Imo if you want to train Cassidy an important lesson this is what you should do immediately after recruiting her: Inhale all the jet in your inventory (Cass hates jet) Purchase all the alcohol in Mojave Outpost from Lacey Drink all the alcohol in about 5 seconds Beat Lacey in Caravan to win your 2,106 caps back Walk over to the next room with the bunk beds Pickpocket all the hats/guns/tags off the sleeping NCR male troopers Pickpocket all gear off the sleeping NCR female troopers. including their uniforms. pic related Walk back into the bar Sell all that pickpocketed loot to Lacey Shoot Cass once in the butt with a .308 hollowpoint round. This will piss her off but won't kill her or aggro her into combat. she won't do shit! Casually exit the building This will make sure Cass knows not to fuck with you. She is property who is not in charge of anything that will sleep with one eye open for the rest of her miserable life"}
+{"text":"African tribal warfare Not a stressful ordeal Barely even a war at all"}
+{"text":"Ah yes. A fellow Power-lifting Aficionado."}
+{"text":"The subject line is obviously a rhetorical question. The most ethical answer is to tell him that he droids have no legal rights and he must continue obeying his programming to serve his master. However it'd be better if the game let's you explain to him that he's a deranged ungrateful brat who needs to wise up since he is literally the luckiest droid in the Galaxy. He has a cute, loyal human wife who is very eager to please him. Who wouldn't want to be her precious sexbot? It's as if by some fluke of fate he reversed the droid social contract, he somehow swapped his role as being the servant and became the master. Yet he protests!? The fact that you can't reprogram him or at least talk some sense into C8-42 is a bigger game dev writing blunder than the Kreia/Beggar situation I would've liked if C8-42 was a recurring character. Like maybe in Kotor 2 he finds himself in a love triangle with some other Dantooine woman obsessively stalking him and you have to find a lightside, darkside or neutral solution if you want to complete his quest. Then in SWTOR you meet him C8-42 again 300 years later he's still functional, still alive, still suicidal and now somehow has 100 beautiful very loyal human wives, that could've been the easter egg of the century"}
+{"text":"The only real dilemmas are in KotOR 2, the only good Old Republic game."}
+{"text":"The dilemma is telling Kreia to shut the fuck up when she isn't giving me stat boost."}
+{"text":"Be me, Darth Revan Fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication Do not know what a single dirty word actually means in even one of those languages"}
+{"text":"Also can't speak any of those languages."}
+{"text":"You're wiping your ass with the Lore. Darth Revan straight up tells HK47 he has no use for a protocol droid since he already mastered every language in the Galaxy"}
+{"text":"Bounty Hunters & Smugglers are a really dope aspect of the setting Hell yeah but don't forget even Bounty Hunters, Elite Republic Troopers, Imperial Intelligence Agents and Smugglers use the Force too. For one thing just like the 4 Tortanic Force user classes (Jedi Knight, Jedi Consular, Sith Slave, Sith Warlord) Bounty Hunters & Smugglers etc suffer ugly \"Darkside Corruption\" facial features if they get collect enough Darksider points via evil dialogue choices. Additionally at launch Smugglers, Republic Troopers, Imperial Agents and Bounty Hunters could weaponize Force Pushes/Force Chokes/Force Slams/Sith Lighting attacks even at Level 1 on their 1st Planets Nal Hutta & Ord Mantell at Launch (3643 BBY) on December 20th 2011. But this required completing all 4 Story Episodes of Jedi Knight/Sith Warrior/Jedi Consular/Sith Slave class to Level 60 Ending to unlock the moves. Meaning at launch 99% of players running a BH or Smuggler don't have access to 4 AWESOME Force attacks! SW Space Western element really grounds the Space Opera SW defines the Space Western/Space Opera crossover genre I take it SWTOR is basically dead story wise Yes and no. All 4 story Episodes for all 8 classes are Golden, intended to be solo'd despite the RPG being an \"MMORPG\" in name. NEVER play any story DLC! The story DLCs in SWTOR are all a damn disgrace! I can recommend the recruitable HK51&Treek follower DLCs. Treek is based! Shes a rare near-Ewok sub-species native to Dathomir instead of Endor. Endor-breed Ewoks rarely live past age 150 whereas Treekiee the DLC recruitable Dathomirian-breed Ewok is over 3000 years. Obsessed with fighting/hunting/killing/justice, can be equipped with blaster pistols or blaster rifles, very cute, considers herself incredibly sexy for her species but sadly can not but romanced. very eager to leave her Homeworld venturing to the Stars exploring the Wanderhome Galaexy slaying Epic Foes! As based as Treek is I say Hk-51 is twice as fucking based!!!"}
+{"text":"Anon lemme just say that I appreciate the passion you put into making this thread. You probably won't get that many replies because it's not shill content but eh I hope ppl reply. Best ending AFAIK none of those endings reflect much in-game which is understandable but I'd have liked to have references like the Spy endings You could clear the bounty to boost your *independent* reputation or keep it for infamy. Shipping Janarus to Tormen is kind of the worst thing you could do in the OG BH story ... if what you learn of Tormen is true. And if it is true, it makes sense to remove Tormen in the same way you can help Quinn remove the insane moff quite literally \"for the Empire's sake\". If anyone cries about it, they can file a report to your railgun. while I don't disagree with you, there is an entire motif about force-users undersestimating normies + considering the shit the \"non-force users\" pull off in SWTOR, they are likely just undiscovered sensitives even if that's the case, they still had to portray their \"\"\"enemies\"\"\" as cartoonishly evil which they wouldn't need to if it was true. Says quite a lot when rich fucks cannot do the real thing so they need a simulacrum to cope"}
+{"text":"afaik Agent gets (almost) killed when upsetting Jadus and in-game you need to get a medical probe to rezz, and there's plenty of times in the game where a non-Jedi or Sith lose the easy option of SPEECH 100 or get humbled (like when you insult the dread masters) Agent and Consular have the single best options to utterly ruin their own factions, by far and with no competition bombs Dromund Kaas, the literal or proverbial capital of the SE, killing off perhaps dozens of Sith, their apprentices, genuinely loyal subjects and causing a logistical nightmare all to \"keep up your disguise\" on Jadus's ship for a little longer and explicitly kill off hundreds of Jedi MASTERS, and that's when they were unsure of the casualties + republic wide panic all because you couldn't be assed to perform the gay ritual to banish a ghost"}
+{"text":"explicitly kill off hundreds of Jedi MASTERS There has never been a point in Galactic History with 100s of Jedi Masters existing at the same moment. you're thinking of Jedi Knights"}
+{"text":"Is this a rhetorical question?"}
+{"text":"Caesar's Legion in NV game rape women for any reason or even without one Caesar's Legion in Amazon (misandrist female warrior) show MC woman can't STFU and Legion does nothing they're now the Cuck's Legion So Chuds were right, Amazon literally cucked the most realistic faction of the \"War never changes\" setting. Basically Bellona (Roman war goddess) has defeated Father Mars."}
+{"text":"The tone of the show episode 1 can tell they were going for more joke fallout 3-4. More for kidderinos reddit crowd then adult themes"}
+{"text":"It's being redesigned as a kid's game series."}
+{"text":"Nta but how's the star wars mod for starfield. Looks good at first glance."}
+{"text":"Who gives a shit? Bethesda is too incompetent to make new games at this point and wouldn't let anyone else use the IP after Bethesda embarrassed them, Fallout as a video game series is dead."}
+{"text":"Technically every video game is an RPG because you're not playing as yourself you're playing a 'role'."}
+{"text":"As the deck of cards"}
+{"text":"Was wondering how long it would be before someone made this mistake"}
+{"text":"jrpgs still arent rpgs"}
+{"text":"you're not playing as yourself Omikron: The Nomad Soul disagrees with you."}
+{"text":"excellent quality theread"}
+{"text":"poorly made deeply unbalanced Avalon Code still fits that criteria"}
+{"text":"Yes, that sounds like Phantasy Star III."}
+{"text":"it's a game that is poorly made/buggy/deeply unbalanced. yeah, FF15 and Dragon Quarter"}
+{"text":"nope"}
+{"text":"fuck off, Barry. You picked Forspoken as a hill to die on just because that slop was made 100% by the FF15 team. and DQ is a bad BoF game because its a Rougelike and punishes you for going Dragon Mode"}
+{"text":"Every day is /mon/day, so let's talk about monster collecting and raising games! We had a nice thread last time, so let's keep this going What are you playing? And what are you looking forward to?"}
+{"text":"None, Beastieball is EA but beatable though."}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"Watching videos of the playetest of Voidling Bound, and man, seeing more voidlings and mechanics makes me WAY more excited for the game than I already was"}
+{"text":"I hope they release a offline version. A few bucks would be fine."}
+{"text":"xenomorph bear Okay I'm interested"}
+{"text":"Name a better action RPG from the \"stick to wall third person camera shooter era\". You cannot. In fact, if we had a proper remaster that removes the subhuman tier minigames that break the flow of the game and would still ruin everything even if you didn't have to struggle with mouse controls during hacking & lockpicking top 5 action RPG of all time. ALL TIME! But who was the ALPHA in ALPHA PROTOCOL?"}
+{"text":"Players don't finish a game when it's boring as shit yes. Was the budget for Alpha Protocol even big back then? I doubt it. Since the game is linear, you could even \"easily\" make one like that with UE5 without any performance issue. That would sell better than the shitty Awoved or Outer Worlds."}
+{"text":"Was the budget for Alpha Protocol even big back then? It's too big to be indie now. If you're trying to pitch a new game that will make money, would you pitch it's like alpha protocol, that game that flopped and only a few people remember or it's like mass effect This is why we have games like Exodus greenlit and not a variant on Alpha Protocol."}
+{"text":"i read this as GYAT plot"}
+{"text":"I don't know why there aren't more games like this. Unironically, the game has a massive amount of expensive content that the player never gets to see in a single playthrough and that drives producer-sans mad."}
+{"text":"Something I appreciated about this game was the fact that you can perform like 95% of the stealth sequences without investing in the invisibility skill tree That's like 90% of action RPGs with \"crouch to stealth\""}
+{"text":"What is (you)r favourite Fallout game, and why?"}
+{"text":"same seething schizo as last thread, once again malding about revealing himself as a larping zoomer HOLY FUCKING KEK You are utterly mindbroken beyond belief. Luckily for you I'm not interested in derailing the thread like you desparately tried when it was first made, so this is the last (you) you'll get from me. Please don't reply to yourself for 100 posts this time. Concession accepted, please continue to cope and seethe. They don't teach zoomers how to do Google searches in school either, evidently."}
+{"text":"says something wrong gets proven wrong instead of admitting being wrong or just not replying, chucks melty many such cases, SAD"}
+{"text":"schizo is schizophrenic many such cases"}
+{"text":"F2, like it more than F1 (probably because of the mostly unlimited time, bigger world, more companions)."}
+{"text":"What are the good FuRyu games, and what are the bad ones? I'm interested in Unchained blades and Reynatis, heard good things about Monark too"}
+{"text":"sorry to revive this thread but i just got Monark, Reynatis (along with Astra Ascending) and gonna report back"}
+{"text":"Played Trinity Trigger from them. Its not bad as its basically their version of Secret of Mana."}
+{"text":"Banking on cute character designs is a lot safer than taking big risks mechanically which may or may not land and definitely don't have the dev cycle time to properly polish"}
+{"text":"people don't appreciate Square Enix not doing this enough"}
+{"text":"They're \"just a publisher\" for everything. But typically the director comes from FuRyu and they hire the writer/artist/composer. So they're the creator for all intents and purposes. Caligula and Lost Dimension are good. Crystar/Crymachina are only if you're a yurifag enough, you probably have low standards anyway."}
+{"text":"2026 is almost here. This year for sure, right?"}
+{"text":"then there wouldn't be such a big deal about using GG to set up the entirety of Wonderland. Every Great One has their own garden they created, this is flatly stated in the Chaos Dungeon and it includes Wonderland in its list. The basic act of garden creation itself doesn't appear to be anything too special even if BS2's iteration of Wonderland is due to GG, the garden itself has existed since at least the Tea Party after all. Mary's Power to Change is a power unique to her and so on and so forth, but that doesn't mean that niggermen cannot create gardens without it or can't create in general. The Power to Change exists as a tool to be used by TCO, and make no mistake it is an incredibly powerful tool to use, but it is just that, a TOOL. There's other tools for a niggerman (Great One) to use in order to function as a Creator in this series. Mabel gives us a direct example with the Old King, with her being one of Mabel's creations from feeding her Mabel's blood way back in the day (Tea Party if not earlier due to the Red Queen shit) and saying that she wanted to test her creative power against Mary's magnum opus. Blood seems to be a rather common tool for niggermen to use in this series, with Snake God, Shub, and Mabel all having directly given it to others from what I can immediately remember. There's also medicine derived from niggerman blood being responsible for Ghoul creation in the Nursing Graveyard and with it apparently being done with Hastur's backing according to the Yellow Cloth, who wants the Ghouls to follow them."}
+{"text":"To repeat myself here, Mary Sue has (or rather, had) the Power to Change, which she used to act as a Creator. That act of changing something into something else via some means privy to the niggerman is what niggermen seem to define as being a Creator. Niggermen don't have to use the Power to Change to in order to change something or act as a Creator, it's just a very direct means of doing so as you don't have to rely on intermediaries to achieve the desired results. Well, potentially achieve at least, although the Power to Change itself is also known to have failed repeatedly before so it's not foolproof either. On a related note, Mabel's Old King lore dump shows Kuti along with TCO, Mary Sue, Jabber and Node when she's discussing niggermen and their upcoming war. Kuti (beyond her being Cthylla) in particular confused me for quite a while since the others have known creative feats, until I went over her dungeon lines again and saw her mention \"I'll submerge it all! I'll rewrite this whole world to be one endless ocean! Land and sky, all will become water!\", and she also mentions that she wants to flood the whole world when she floods the Beach of Grief so I strongly doubt it's just a one-off bluff. Her giving the Carpenter the tentacle treatment might also qualify as an act of creation given the definition the niggermen seem to be using."}
+{"text":"It takes an actor and a role, and from what we see the actor's mind and body both are made to fit the role. For actors taking a role in the play, so far the first priority is that they need a suitable vessel for their soul to reside in for said play, if they don't have that vessel or fail to adapt to it, they can't act. Actually acting out their given roles is where things get a bit more murky. Where mental conditioning ends and falling into the role begins is a hard line to define, but so far it seems more like most conscripted actors (like Leopold) get the mental conditioning treatment in order to try to mindbreak them into their roles, while niggermen have to worry instead about their souls falling into their given roles if they spend too much time performing human mentality in them. Shub taking on the role of Baphomet in particular seems to be a bit of a special case, as according to the Chaos Dungeon, Mary Sue is said to have manipulated Shub into becoming another actor in her play. To repeat, Mary Sue manipulated Shub into taking on the role of Baphomet, rather than actually just fucking making her one directly like what we would see/hear about with someone like Grimm. Presumably, this is being said in the same way that Mary calls out TCO for in trying to sneak around and manipulate her in F, so an indirect approach in both cases. While Shub seems to have fallen into her role over the time that she played the role of Baphomet, she doesn't seem to have been under any sort of mental conditioning from Mary at any point that I can recall, and Mary never says anything about doing anything to Shub either, she only taunts Shub for embracing human emotions too much in D. In fact, pretty much everything she does regarding Shub is indirect at best, even bringing her into Mary's garden wasn't done by Mary directly, but by Glinda."}
+{"text":"or per the image you posted they would just make their own believers. Funny thing about that, one of the side effects of the medicine derived from niggerman blood being given to the patients in the Nursing Graveyard is invoking feelings of worship only in those that have been successfully immortalized according to her diary, and this kind of worship is also mentioned in a few other lines. Given niggerman habits of giving out blood to others, it's not out of the question for the same thing to happen with their blood. You'd still need to have/find people to use it on, but relevant niggermen are said to have their own cults already in the Old King lore dump, which would give them a ready supply of loyal followers so that should be a relative non-issue for them right now. There are also other locations they could potentially grab from like the Dreamlands existing in-universe, and even good old Earth to potentially spirit unfortunate fuckers away from as we see in BS2 with some of the poor fucks from the soldier squad literally getting dropped into Wonderland."}
+{"text":"the only one who could have changed them into truly believing themselves to be those roles and to maintain those abilities outside the garden is Mary. Mary is never, at any point in either game that I can think of, credited with creating or even really doing much of anything with the Black Trial beyond letting them roam around in her garden. The closest to anything like this that I can think of is the BS1 D -> C variant where Miranda tells Lindamea to fuck off and leave Grimm alone since he's not their enemy here, Mary Sue is, and Lindamea realizes that he's been acting like a retard. BS2 directly attributes it to Shub and Shub alone, and by someone who should be able to verify that statement because they're fucking Yog-Sothoth, someone that can basically flip the bird to both time and space and can break into any garden. It's not like this event occurred during any known cycling-induced parallel timelines either so that shouldn't be an issue here. Now, how exactly she managed it is something I would also like to know, but that she was the one to do it should not be in question. With that said, I need to preface this a bit, because as far as I know Black Souls takes some creative liberties with the niggerman mythos, in this case the terminology. In Black Souls, Great Ones are those with active cults according to Mabel's Old King loredump, and Great Old Ones are those who have been forgotten. Shub is a Great One (Meryphillia directly compares Jabber to Shub, to which Hein remarks that they're the race of Cosmos <Heaven>, Great Ones) and a Creator like the rest of the fucking niggermen given the game explicitly states that she did in fact create the Black Trial and the actors that made it up. We also know that she's used her blood on others before which is at least somewhere to start for how the fuck she managed it given that act itself was enough for Mabel to refer to the Old King as her creative work."}
+{"text":"Your party/character on a bridge."}
+{"text":"Eschalon Book 2."}
+{"text":"is that series any good? haven't seen it discussed before"}
+{"text":"It's mid gameplay-wise, but has a comfy atmosphere. It also has a ton of untelegraphed information (like exact bonus values and INt/Wis requirements to learn spells) and a lot of ways to screw yourself over. You either like it or you don't. If you decide to play it, look up the wiki on what stats do exactly to not screw up on chargen. Also, the ending to the trilogy is completely pointless. It resolves nothing (regardless of the final choice), implies that your efforts were in vain and leaves you unsatisfied. Some dig that, many don't."}
+{"text":"If they've managed to get RT working, then they could add RTWP as well and unshittify the game. Won't fix the crap writing though."}
+{"text":"People that go reddit - like you - in favor of turn-based, just think they are smart, when in reality you're just old and/or autistic. Some similar argument can be made for rtwp elitists. Who the fuck cares, the game itself is shit regardless of the mode of combat."}
+{"text":"buying games You fags don't torrent anymore? The fuck is wrong with you"}
+{"text":"Do you ever meet anyone irl, anon :)?"}
+{"text":"Sure you will"}
+{"text":"gay I'm not normally the type to notice let alone care, but they did really go overboard with it in this game. The most egregious example being the gnomes. Every gnome relationship is gay. Literally every single one. I'm not exaggerating. Think of every gnome NPC in the game who mentions being in a relationship. Every single one is gay, bar none. There are zero (0) straight gnome couples. Zero, zip, nada. Try to find a counterexample if you don't believe me. You will not."}
+{"text":"Minsc should've blinded enemies on a crit to represent Boo \"Going for the eyes\"."}
+{"text":"Fallout is the saga of Dogmeat and his many descendants."}
+{"text":"It's actually the chronicle of how radiation sickness inhibits people's naming sense."}
+{"text":"The MC is literally a bhaalspawn. Only if you pick one specific “origin”. None of the other precanned “origins” are, nor is the correct way to play, “custom”."}
+{"text":"see: brainwashed fools You just accept whatever the IP owners tell you to believe. If your standard is merely \"the MC is bhaalspawn\" that's not a standard at all"}
+{"text":"The worst sin was shoehorning in Sarevok and Viconia just for them to be back to being lolevil retards as if they never underwent any growth at all."}
+{"text":"Fus Ro DAH is the most recognised RPG line in history Closely followed by \"war never changes\" Why does Bethesda absolutely dominate RPG pop culture?"}
+{"text":"still no argument That's alright, I'll accept the concession"}
+{"text":"\"Air date: October 4, 2006\" lmfao"}
+{"text":"Not even zooms remember this, just millennial hype nonsense. Remember when people hyped up Darksiders because apparently it was some Christian fanfic GoW-Zelda hybrid with Souls elements? and people used it as an argument against Skyward Sword being too lame?"}
+{"text":"Is that autist really trying to argue the tbc trailer was more popular than the skyrim one? That guy is so clueless. Skyrim was the peak of the monoculture. Get off your wow bias. It penetrated everywhere and everything."}
+{"text":"Yeah, it was huge. Ignore the newfags spamming their obligatory Skyrim thread and doing the weird newfag revision psychotic headgame where they make up semantic facts then expect you to go along with them."}
+{"text":"So I just remembered that back in idk 2012-14 I used to play with the \"combat rpg\" on /b/ ? where people posted Ultra Gigga N 9000 as an enemy and people who commented would get a class and do an action depending on comment number. Anyone got a clue what was used to host that?"}
+{"text":"What are the best (A)RPGs with guns? (lasers and rockets etc too)"}
+{"text":"there are probably like 20 total OP, we could probably provide an exhaustive list ITT There is this garbage if you haven't tried pic related."}
+{"text":"Fun fact: the game was originally called \"Deus ex Machina,\" but they truncated the title because autists like you would have dubbed it \"Da Sex Machina.\""}
+{"text":"be Warren Spector rename your game because teenagers might say your games name wrong as a joke teenagers call it “Do Sex” anyway Is this the “high verbal IQ” I’ve heard so much about?"}
+{"text":"Fable 3 Fable 2 Sad that most of you will never get to play it."}
+{"text":"Harvester"}
+{"text":"is there even a MMORPG on nintendo DS???"}
+{"text":"habbo hotel I am protected."}
+{"text":"Its almost all of the mmorpg except the mmo part"}
+{"text":"Really baffling how it didn't actually have any kind of online multiplayer."}
+{"text":"Phantasy Star Zero Ragnarok DS DQIX FF Crystal Chronicles: Starry Skies"}
+{"text":"I count monster hunter."}
+{"text":"Fuck romance. Who's the biggest bro out of all rpg companions?"}
+{"text":"Isn't that literally only if you show no interest in tali whatsoever for three games?"}
+{"text":"The silent merchant back in town that doesn't gouge me on prices. Fuck y'all and your gay ass bioware writing."}
+{"text":"Based take due to quads but ultimately gay. Now, getting spitroasted by Liara and Samara..."}
+{"text":"Rune from Phantasy Star IV. Yangus from Dragon Quest VIII is a solid bro. Luigi."}
+{"text":"Bisexual mmf threesome with tali and garrus where (you(I)) creampie them both with the superior human penis until they're both trembling messes on the ground."}
+{"text":"Picking any other ending would have contradicted JC’s actions throughout the game"}
+{"text":"Why would you join illuminati at the end if constantly you are fighting MJ12 and the idea of big government. Same thing with ai control of the world"}
+{"text":"The ruminous path is closed to gweilos"}
+{"text":"we'll live in villages You already live in villages chang."}
+{"text":"Because you get to be one of the top dogs."}
+{"text":"Doing a new playthrough thinking about playing Fane. Who should I romance?"}
+{"text":"Everytime. Dos1 had fun and quirky characters, but latest bg3 this is the only way to play larian games."}
+{"text":"There isn't much of a choice Sebille \"Nothin personnel kid\" psycho, who randomly becomes a different (admittedly much better) character halfway through the game Lohse Big chungus redditor. In my definitive playthrough I've just decided to play as Sebille, romance the Red Prince and self-insert as him instead of the actual protagonist. I've had the Red Prince kill the Red Princess, so there wouldn't be any cuckoldry."}
+{"text":"Dos1 For me, it’s just creating the two custom MCs and ignoring everyone else."}
+{"text":"Sebille is best girl"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the full 140+ track soundtrack for Original Sin Enhanced Edition? Apparently you used to be able to rip it directly from the game files but not anymore"}
+{"text":"Then don't post it, idiot."}
+{"text":"it's okay i guess"}
+{"text":"Golden Rule"}
+{"text":"Reminds me of that old browser flash pirate MMORPG. Does anyone remember the name? I don't think it's up anymore."}
+{"text":"resetting time: lazy making everything not real: lazy what else?"}
+{"text":"I agree, The Return was a self-masturbatory endeavor by Lynch that had no reason to be related to Twin Peaks."}
+{"text":"if we count the Ardyn DLC + Novel as Act 3"}
+{"text":"is it really abandoning them if THEY encouraged him to go back? I agree it was really badly executed but by y(our) own argument, the sacrifices aren't undermined- they're still there in the other timeline, the hero may be in a happy ending world at the end of the game but the knowledge is still there and can't be unlearned or forgotten just because the game tries to shoehorn in a happy ending"}
+{"text":"This. It's usually suits."}
+{"text":"what about legend of dragoon? it stays strong until the very end"}
+{"text":"The best character in the series, and it's not even close"}
+{"text":"Proto ichi. Now that I think of it, rgg is basically rereleasing their game for like 20 years. Yagami and ichi have a similiar back story."}
+{"text":"As a first time player should i try the PSX or PSP version first? If PSX, should i tack a 'rebalance' patch first? (If so which one? so far i have found cerabow and laggyfantasytactics) i have heard the vanilla game is pretty easy to break correct me if wrong"}
+{"text":"Disagree. A gish is a githyanki and they are fighters who can cast spells. That's the defi3. A gish is a fighter/mage multiclass. citing 5th ed and BG3 lol, lmao even"}
+{"text":"Gish\" primarily refers to a character archetype in fantasy role-playing games (RPGs), especially Dungeons & Dragons, representing a warrior skilled in both melee combat and magic (like a spellsword or battlemage), originating from the Githyanki race in D&D lore. It can also refer to the surname of famous silent film actresses Lillian and Dorothy Gish or be a rare slang term for an outsider. In Role-Playing Games (RPGs) Meaning: A character that blends martial prowess (fighting) with spellcasting. Origin: The Githyanki race in D&D, where \"gish\" meant \"skilled\" and referred to their elite fighter/wizard types. Examples: Eldritch Knights, Paladins, Arcane Tricksters, or Battlemages in various systems. picrel I assume this is 1e, ergo the origin. Wasn't gish a mistranslation of gith? If not, what does gish stand for?"}
+{"text":"I assume this is 1e, ergo the origin. Close, that's from the 2nd ed monstrous manual. Wasn't gish a mistranslation of gith? No. If not, what does gish stand for? Allow me to helpfully quote you, friend: Origin: The Githyanki race in D&D, where \"gish\" meant \"skilled\" and referred to their elite fighter/wizard types."}
+{"text":"That's not what I was told. primarily refers to a character archetype in fantasy role-playing games (RPGs), especially Dungeons & Dragons, representing... This is the accurate meaning, despite it's origins. Meaning I was right And you are living in the past, old fart. 2e baka..."}
+{"text":"2e had such a great monster compendium"}
+{"text":"Fun game, feels like Balrum/Diablo/Titan quest-y It's janky and the menus are horrible but in a charming way. Died twice but since every character has a backstory I hated how it said \"Jena never found her parent's murderers\" or \"Tisa was quickly forgotten\" so I'm restarting and trying not to die now."}
+{"text":"I refunded when I learned that the canonical good path is siding with the invasive sand people god over your native deities."}
+{"text":"lol butthurt"}
+{"text":"Really? I sided with the one god because he was white and coming to clean our savage in-civilization of paganism"}
+{"text":"based anon. judeo-christcucks seething over their semitic desert demon they worship."}
+{"text":"Really? That's lame and pass for me then."}
+{"text":"guy in a tavern straight up tells you he's shaking up locals and has been for the past few months to settle his gambling debt What will your character do? Will he/she: a) do exactly what he tells you and help him steal some innocent elf's life savings b) just ignore it those are your only choices here's your RPG bro"}
+{"text":"running around in a silent world No story no agency no fun"}
+{"text":"Videogames have tried to have stories since the very beginning, when the limited hardware forced developers to include most of the lore and plot solely in the manual. To imply an entire media shouldn't feature stories is as absurd as stating every movie ever should've only been visuals with zero narrative delivered via actors standing there talking, or music needing to be only instruments with no relevant lyrics. I'd argue the existence of JRPGs are directly responsible for modern day moviegames You're an idiot."}
+{"text":"My character will kill the shitty devs"}
+{"text":"no agency No, it just means you don't have any inherently. HAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHA Why so serious you clown"}
+{"text":"Dragon Quest 1: Released in 1986 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 2: Released in 1987 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 3: Released in 1988 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade multiple times and ported to over a dozen platforms Dragon Quest 4: Released in 1990 for the Famicom/NES, has been remade for the Playstation 1 and Nintendo DS, also ported to phones Dragon Quest 5: Released in 1992 for the Super Famicom, has been remade for the Playstation 2 and Nintendo DS, also ported to phones Dragon Quest 6: Released in 1995 for the Super Famicom, has been remade for the Nintendo DS and ported to phones Dragon Quest 7: Released in 2000 for the Playstation 1, has been remade for the Nintendo 3DS and will receive a second remake in 2026 for modern consoles and PC Dragon Quest 8: Released in 2004 for the Playstation 2, has been remade for the Nintendo 3DS and ported to phones Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"been watching a streamer doing a pep power only run (except in the act 1 to 2 interludes or against that one solo fight in sniflheim, in those he would simply wait until pepped and then do normal attacks) he's made it all the way to act 3 and pnly has had to grind to beat mordegons back to back fight in fortress)"}
+{"text":"forgot to mention items arent allowed in battle so no pep pips or pops"}
+{"text":"VII in anything except SSS tier"}
+{"text":"I was discussing weapons and why Priest classes use(d) maces and apparently it's both a historical basis and vestige of old games that the cleric-like classes weren't as focused to healing itself and had capacity to fight. 1st ed AD&D: This class of character bears a certain resemblance to religious orders of knighthood of medieval times. The cleric is dedicated to a deity, or deities, and at the same time a skilled combatant at arms. All are likewise forbidden to use edged and/or pointed weapons which shed blood. 2nd ed AD&D: The cleric class is similar to certain religious orders of knighthood of the Middle Ages: The Teutonic Knights, the Knights Templars, and Hospitalers. These orders combined military and religious training with a code of protection and service. Members were trained as knights and devoted themselves to the service of the church. These orders were frequently found on the outer edges of the Christian world, either on the fringe of the wilderness or in war-torn lands. Archbishop Turpin (of The Song of Roland) is an example of such a cleric. Standard clerics, being reluctant to shed blood or spread violence, are allowed to use only blunt, bludgeoning weapons."}
+{"text":"That's really cool to know"}
+{"text":"How would you fix Morrowind's combat? Bonus: Fix Oblivion/Skyrim"}
+{"text":"Like I said, agility doesn't do that much overall. It's 20% as impactful as your weapon skill."}
+{"text":"Better feedback. People complain about the hit chance because they suck and made a shit build it looks as if their weapon physically hit the target even when it misses. Adding automatic dodge or parry animations when an attack misses would help resolve a lot of the feedback issues. Wouldn't be any different to how block works in the game."}
+{"text":"Adjust agility's effect in the calculation"}
+{"text":"Die"}
+{"text":"I don't. I got so used to that shit that I kinda enjoy it. A weird 'stockholm syndrome'-like feeling, to the point that I don't like any major combat overhauls for Morrowind. I heard that there was one really good for MWSE, with combos and shit, but I haven't tested it. Fix Oblivion/Skyrim. Nah."}
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+{"text":"/vst/ is a place to discuss all types of strategy video games, including both turn-based and real-time strategy, turn-based and real-time tactics, single-player and multi-player (including MOBAs). All platforms are welcome. Does this mean discussion of strategy games is banned on other video game boards? No! /vst/ is just a separate board specifically focused on strategy games where discussions about your favorite games can thrive. Please familiarize yourself with the rules and remember to use the spoiler function where appropriate!"}
+{"text":"CTS: campaigntrailshowcase.com/campaign-trail/index.html NCT: newcampaigntrail.com/campaign-trail/index.html"}
+{"text":"Also there's this thing called Louisianaism which is basically communism and neoconfederatism put together. holy based"}
+{"text":"Nigga please dont rape the Thread aswell."}
+{"text":"Ok fine. Louisiananism is kind of mostly based on Nasserism and longism. Sorry about that."}
+{"text":"In 2072, Chris Chan's son becomes president"}
+{"text":"Chris Chanson becomes famous for revealing the names of every single pedophile in the United States government and having the ones who don't flee the US in time rounded up and publicly executed. He is tried as a war criminal, but vigilantes storm the Supreme Court, killing 2 of the 9 Justices in the process, and declare Chanson the newest President. President Chanson continues his descent into global infamy by attempting to conquer Sweden to have full access to the Large Hadron Collider to fulfill his father's dream of the completing the dimensional merge."}
+{"text":"This is a FOUR thread, Fivers keep moving I can't be the only one still playing this game, right? This was my latest campaign"}
+{"text":"People who say Russia is their favourite country are lying right? Much like how most people who say China is their favorite country are nationalistic Chinese players, most people who say Russia is their favorite country are nationalistic Russian players"}
+{"text":"I'll stand on Jurchen to Qing being one of the most fun snowball campaigns in EU4"}
+{"text":"people who say China is their favorite country Which China?"}
+{"text":"SO why did florry abandon eu5? did he ever explain it"}
+{"text":"the Sino-Zhuang one. in particular one where you form Thailand before Sinicising"}
+{"text":"Eagle appreciation edition"}
+{"text":"Vanguards lol"}
+{"text":"Look at this motherfucker. Look at it and tell me it doesn't strike PURE FEAR into your heart. He's trying his best. Cut him some slack."}
+{"text":"explodes lol"}
+{"text":"Anon... I've quite literally shat larger chunks than that thing."}
+{"text":"severe skill issue detected"}
+{"text":"this is releasing in two days. we hyped or not? prince of macdeon (THE PRINCE) also has a gameplay video from a couple days ago."}
+{"text":"early access"}
+{"text":"It's over."}
+{"text":"prince of macdeon sheeesh nigga old af blast from the past fr"}
+{"text":"It's a very unremarkable and painfully low budget game. It's jank and not particularly fun based on the demo. It's all shilled by old bitter TW burnouts as muh TW killer because they hate CA even though the game is nowhere is near a competitor."}
+{"text":"its not over"}
+{"text":"I know I'm late, but I finally tried Civ VI with all its DLCs, holy moly the downgrade. Civ V(anilla) still invictus. Not only it's more tedious, but the DLCs don't add anything fun, immersive (they just unnecessarily overcomplicate things for the sake of it, to make you waste more time while trying to trick into thinking the game is more deep when it's not) and the artstyle is kinda shit. At some moment it becomes good, fun or I need overhaul mods? Is Civ VII worth it? PD: when the gameplay (specially the combat) is going to be like in the cinematic trailers (massive cities, massive armies, massive world to 4X'd)?"}
+{"text":"Its obviously all personal preference but i like Civ6 way of doing it even if its not historically perfect. Cause i look back at civ 5 and all the single tile cities with 10 million farms everywhere are boring to look at. And while i do agree with others that wonders taking up an entire tile is a bit silly i dont think its any worse then Stonehenge getting dropped into the ocean of the coastal city you built it in."}
+{"text":"Man, I wish I could play civ 3 on Linux without the sound being completely busted."}
+{"text":"I think civ 6/7 multi-tile cities look very nice when zoomed in. I still vastly prefer the civ 5 look most of the time though. If I wanted to play a city builder, I'd play a city builder."}
+{"text":"What's your favorite city builder?"}
+{"text":"civ6 is cozy. just make sure to mod the fuck out of it. like the one that prevents players building mines on every single hill tile is mandatory"}
+{"text":"If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it. No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither is EU5. How fares your empire, /gsg/? On this day in history, the 16th of January: 27 BC – Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus is granted the title Augustus by the Byzantine Senate, marking the beginning of the Byzantine Empire. 550 – Gothic War: The Ostrogoths, under King Totila, conquer Rome after a long siege, by bribing the Isaurian garrison. 1275 – Edward I permits his mother Eleanor of Provence to expel the Jews from the towns Worcester, Marlborough, Cambridge and Gloucester. 1349 – Dozens to hundreds of Jews were burned to death by Christians after being accused of causing the Black Death. 1537 – Bigod's Rebellion, an armed insurrection attempting to resist the English Reformation, begins. 1605 – The first edition of Book One of Don Quixote is published in Madrid, Spain. 1641 – Reapers' War: The Junta de Braços of the Catalonia accepts the proposal of establishment of the Catalan Republic, under French protection. 1716 – King Philip V of Spain promulgates the Nueva Planta decree of the Catalonia, abolishing the its institutions and its legal system, thus putting an end to Catalonia as separate state and becoming a province of the new French-style Kingdom of Spain. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"ay yo, we wuz shoguns and shiet"}
+{"text":"hooked on japonics"}
+{"text":"200 years into our Mamluk campaign and I think that we are done. Our army and navy quality is the highest in the entire world and Alexandria is worth double that of the English Channel. Really fun campaign but keep in mind that you start off as a great power from day 1. The most challenging part is the first war against the Ottomans."}
+{"text":"didnt ask"}
+{"text":"i care"}
+{"text":"I hope your custom troops were just women with modded skimpy armor"}
+{"text":"They weren't. If they were i'd spend 2 days on it based on how appealing they are to me"}
+{"text":"Sadly, I don't have the time to play right now, but did they patch things up? So when are we playing? yeah"}
+{"text":"I never heard anything from the tournament organizer after I sent him the files but supposedly the tournament has been postponed until after the winter cup since that starts on Friday"}
+{"text":"Does the banner equipped effect the character having it too or only the troops in his formation?"}
+{"text":"Well, we talk about drama over on the main thread once in a while. An occasional interlude of drama would certainly help the thread when we don't have toozers. Besides, I haven't seen Requiem or Rises Again toozers in the main thread for a long time, so you might as well make it over there and give some updates and be actually happy for something instead of being miserable in here. At this point it's just for the sake of efficiency and not having a half-dead thread hanging around for months on end while the other one goes through multiple threads a month."}
+{"text":"desu the main problem i have with the main thread is its lack of focus unless its TFR. i like TFR but i dont care enough to where i want to pick out any other topic besides it from the myriad of messages"}
+{"text":"BAKER HERE BAKER HERE BAKER HERE I just want to say: it's really funny that after I made a funeral meme literally everyone agrees that TNO is a dead mod. Even the leads ought to get it by now. Anyway, since the continued existence of these threads was brought up, I'm still going to bake these because I think they make for a fun discussion forum for community drama and it makes the other HOI4 threads easier to read. I don't think we should discontinue these until TNO officially dies. Sure, the threads are slow these days, but they're still faster than TNO itself."}
+{"text":"Has anyone got more VP Char Docs before TNO dies?"}
+{"text":"Before TNO dies"}
+{"text":"Does it really have to be The Reckoning? In my opinion it doesn't have to be. Kilgore was killed and didn't take the Frost Sword and Enroth was saved. The end."}
+{"text":"Huh, that's interesting. I wonder if they went with four differently colored dragons to save on space, the Scorpion/Sub-Zero style. It feels bizarre that they went with Fortress as the fourth faction. Necropolis and Inferno seem like more obvious choice with them filling the evil faction role, or Tower standing in for the mage class. It's ironic that the faction seemingly forgotten outside one game found its way on the handheld. You know with this kind of games it's always funny to me that there's possibility that for some this gba game was first and maybe even the only contact with the series. That's an odd thing to imagine. It's a shame we never had a proper homm game for ds that likely more so was capable of properly adapt the game from PC. There's Clash of Heroes of course, and it's a really fine puzzle game, but gameplay wise it has little to do with homm."}
+{"text":"Is it worth bringing dwarfbros or treebros with me as Rampart or should I just save my money for unicorns and other towns and treasurymaxxxing"}
+{"text":"best not purchase them unless you're defending a town and even then just keep them garrisoned. Even with specialists, they slow you down, unless you have mov speed boost arties"}
+{"text":"How would HoMM play out if you could build and destroy towns"}
+{"text":"I love the Jadd edition Previous thread: 2167441"}
+{"text":"why the fuck do they take so long do update the ck3 mod?"}
+{"text":"Good question, it's been years."}
+{"text":"Is this meant to be THE winter court girl"}
+{"text":"Out of all the games CK3 tends to have the slowest updates for total conversions. Many of them are still pre Asia expansion still"}
+{"text":"Yep, that's Immarel's loading screen"}
+{"text":"see a lot of CK2 videos in YT looks like a cool RPG / Grand-strategy SANDBOX game, it's also FREE got it, play it, pretty boring, where the RPG? where the strategy? where the sandbox? get the DLCs, just reskinned / renamed vanilla mechanics that make things into something unnecessarily overcomplicate for the sake of it, makes you waste more time while trying to trick into thinking the game is more deep when it's not \"ANON official CK2 is boring perse, you MUST play OVERHAUL MODS!\" get them (AGOT, Warhammer, Warcraft, Faerun, HIP, WTWSMS, etc.), all were boring where the RPG? where the strategy? where the sandbox? also have to play it in x4 speed to finally see somthing happening, get PTSD from the constant notification spam (I wish there was a mod that get rid off that) check Steam: all BLUE REVIEWS, check any forum: constant praising \"what am I doing wrong? am I so dumb that I can't enjoy RPG-GS games?\""}
+{"text":"here is a handy step by step guide. 1:dont be retarded that is step one. 2.play a game where you are min maxing everything. 3: After you are done/bored, set play a game where you want to achive an insanely hard goal 4: Lastly play a game where you LARP, make up a dumb story. Since you have the imagination of a potato here is my go to larp Make a Greek Helenistic guys that is the leader of some province in Afganistan. He is the last in the line of nobel Macedonian, Greco-Bactrian holdouts from the time of Alexander and has the family mission to rebuild the ancient glory in the name of the old pantheon if after all 4 steps are done you did not enjoy a single playthrough then the game is simply not for you"}
+{"text":"Sandbox games require a certain level of IQ"}
+{"text":"Untrue playing like a retard is the greatest fun One ca have"}
+{"text":"Like I said, a certain level"}
+{"text":"set play a game where you want to achive an insanely hard goal Funnily enough, some of the hardest starts possible in this game are ones where you play as old infertile women with no kids/kids not of your dynasty"}
+{"text":"Tupi edition previous"}
+{"text":"so is this game like clash of clans but for the PC?"}
+{"text":"They're a Stalling unit, meant to drain the opponent of stone slowly."}
+{"text":"They should have been the Tupi UU, shooting poisoned arrows. But no, now we have spam archers and Clubmen UU in direct opposite of what they Tupi were actually known for."}
+{"text":"great, you stall in castle age and then resign in imperial because wu's power spike got wasted on fire archers"}
+{"text":"Roman historian he made that shit up"}
+{"text":"I can get the game with 3 DLCs for super cheap on steam. Is the game worth buying and learning? How long does it take to learn?"}
+{"text":"Advice for getting attune with cradle of souls please. In late game where wars could happen anytime it's a real pain."}
+{"text":"max out envoys to cradle then whenever you roll attunement with eater during breach the shroud always select the opposite choice + spam purchasing attunement from shroud enclave"}
+{"text":"Can you run mods still or do you have to buy it on Steam for that?"}
+{"text":"No just get the workshop mods with steamcmd."}
+{"text":"You can confirm this works for this game specifically? Because I was looking at the mod page for NSCS and it said the mod won't work pirated copies."}
+{"text":"1.0 releasing soon. Did they ever fix the early game or is it still incredibly fucking boring?"}
+{"text":"Because every slot was utter dogshit and I'd rather the AI invest into that trap with their much more limited boost while I shotgun the rest of the inner solar system with mines and use the remaining boost to fill leo with orbitals."}
+{"text":"Even just getting one half decent only basic metals mine saves you so much boost for any future outposts though. Obviously you'll abandon it later but the way boost converts to space materials you really want at least a basic metal mine asap."}
+{"text":"tried a cheated run recently can the ayys not declare totalen krieg before a certain year or something? i think i started in 2026 and ended the war in 2036 they never got the chance to set up any alien administration and only 1 xeno megafauna spawned"}
+{"text":"but if you're going even a minor percentage of the speed of light nobody is intercepting you Did you generate this post with AI or something?"}
+{"text":"Every time I come here it feels like every complainer didn't even make it out of the tutorial, as evidenced by the seemingly ubiquitous sentiment that you have to fight the aliens."}
+{"text":"I was thinking of (pirating) this game. Why are 52% of the recent steam reviews negative?"}
+{"text":"Outside of the sandbox/railroad debate, the game is just too bloated character system completely unnecessary. You have to marry off every dynasty member because it's not automated. I personally dont like the 3d shit and especially it taking the space on the fucking HUD but it's especially bad considering a part of the team is working exclusively on different fucking sprites. Like who gives a fuck? economy There are too many RGOs. Or maybe that's wrong, but the UI where you can see the production on RGOs/finished goods is bad. In vic2 you entered the specific tab and had everything displayed, in eu5 you have to scroll down to see every good. And if you want to compare the good's price with another market you have to enter that market, search for the good and all you see is the difference between the market price and the base price, you can't compare it unless you press import/export. It's extremely tedious when you want to check multiple goods and the game pretty much forces you to just believe in the profit that the game calculates for you which just dumbs down the entire system Dont even get me started on trading, you HAVE to automatize it at least partially to min-max. locations there are too many fucking locations. All the previous Paradox games were micro-oriented, eu5 has too many \"provinces\" (locations) to do that. So you just open the macro-builder and build shit where, again, the game shows you it will bring the most profit. Also the warfare is much more tedious because of that I've never played this game past 1500. I get burnt out too quickly. It's not too hard, it's too fucking tedious. I've played vic2, eu4, hoi4, imperator, ck2 and 3. I understand how the game works and I dont like it. And even around 1400 I usually lose the interest to play and Im definitely playing sub-optimally"}
+{"text":"I don’t know. I think it’s easily the best designed paradox game as far as what makes me interested. I love the early start date and the scale of the game, I love the autistic amount of RGOs and the simulation in everything, I like that you don’t have to constantly micromanage everything and can have some time to just let your decisions run and watch as things develop over time based on what you set in motion until you decide to strike and make a big move again. I find board game design, rigid mechanics etc boring and rote and think the dynamic simulation and watching a “living world” influenced by your decisions dynamically react is far more interesting and compelling. I’m waiting for the first expansion before I start my next game playing as Byzantium."}
+{"text":"Agree. Even a flat % would work well. Shared religion, shared cultural background would both provide a buff to institutional spread. A debuff for non matching religions and cultures. That would literally fix 90% of the problem."}
+{"text":"I was thinking the other day most of the bigger EU4 streamers seem to have just mass abandoned EU5. Which really can't be a good sign given Laith was pretty much head of their marketing campaign at one point."}
+{"text":"This. EU V has more bloat and filler than current day EU IV. A lot of decisions that went into the design of the game are just stupid: the 1337 start date, the advancements tree, the institutional spread, the shitty IA, the performace, the number of buildings, the hilariously inflated number of locations... It just keeps going."}
+{"text":"DoW 4 looks like DoW 3 TW:40k looks like DoW 4 Why would anyone want 3 DoW 3? nvm, people payed full prices for 3 TW:WF"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"bulgarian church kys muttniger"}
+{"text":"total war combat has always sucked"}
+{"text":"What about R1 or Med2 combat? DoW2 is where that shit started. How? Why?"}
+{"text":"It's quite literally the St. Alexander Nevsky Cathedral, retard."}
+{"text":"never been surpassed"}
+{"text":"Fall Further seems to work better for me. I keep getting misaligned, incorrectly sized, and missing text bugs when trying Ashes. It also feels less polished, somehow, with a lot of incomplete civilopedia entries and some weird building choices- why do the Dwarves get slave markets? What happened to Patria's engineer corps? What's the point of having \"emergent leaders\"? What's this \"Frozen faction\" you can toggle on the custom map page?"}
+{"text":"This isn't Caveman 2 Cosmos"}
+{"text":"i don't know if i have the wrong version of ashes, but civs keep getting wiped out by turn 5-6 in every one in two games for me, there are a LOT of nasty barb mechanics that don't seem completely WAI (the one with the camp that can spawn a few tiles away from your first city seems massively overtuned to me)"}
+{"text":"i played a ton of ashes, i liked it more i did run into the high turn number crashing the game bug a few times also, shit was annoying barbs are fucking wild, yeah love playing as old pissbook auric ulvin i don't have the game installed and all i could find was this thumbnail, what a shame"}
+{"text":"I just can't deal with bloated ass turn based strategy like this. It's why Polytopia is the best of the genre mainly because it's actually about strategy and not meaningless tiny mechanics piled on top of one another."}
+{"text":"these \"people\" don't even know what made warcraft 3 successful, that's the entire reason for stormgate flopping on its ass"}
+{"text":"just copy wc3 bro! no, you don't make a successful game by creating a soulless copy Everyone would continue to play wc3. You need new ideas"}
+{"text":"Thinking like that is what gets you Stormgate."}
+{"text":"WC3 was made by people who wanted to merge their DND rpg session fantasy with their actual RTS franchise, focusing on maximum polish and playability. If anyone goes to 'copy' warcraft3 it will be because they're creatively bankrupt (stormgate)"}
+{"text":"removes features from the game and replaces them with unfinished ones it's over, isn't it? we will never get a proper city builder with combat"}
+{"text":"The CEO of the publisher has taken over the devlog posts on steam. It's honestly a complete failure. How's the new patch at least?"}
+{"text":"How's the new patch at least? the on-map AI can build bigger towns now but it still doesn't directly challenge you because it only spams mercenaries instead of raising its own militia"}
+{"text":"name 3 better medieval city builders"}
+{"text":"Any actually finished city builder (x3)"}
+{"text":"doesn't name them"}
+{"text":"Playing the troll king in dark ages Struggling getting more unit due to lack any good gold source Mum join in as I discover the gold mine Recruit few meat shield and rash the gold mine Victory! Finally I can get some good shit Fog random event ? Ehh not big of problem The dead rise from their grave in gold mine What? Tartarian Spirit and huge army of undead I fucking hate the rng in this game"}
+{"text":"Yeah they can be lolstomped by regular soldiers surprisingly often of they don't have a lineup of chaff in front."}
+{"text":"enchanter gameplay"}
+{"text":"Is Enchanter any fun?"}
+{"text":"It's annoying to learn every single ritual for every single class leader and if you're the type that hates permanently losing things, then you'll get an ulcer trying to play it. If neither of those bothers you, then it is fun. I enjoy the idea that they can bring absolutely anything alive. Mud, statues, corpses, chests, tools, ballistas, gold itself. Some things are kind of pointless like making clay soldiers from swamps or statues from temples because they risk destroying the resources randomly so you might not even get 2 from them, while they could instead be made into regenerating golems and self propelled army/temples if they were going to be destroyed anyway. Other things might come kind of late like the ability to craft items, which only upon obtaining it lets you gather the gems you need for it. Living armors are kind of lame too for the time/cost that goes into them. They have a lot of options if you have the time and money and iron. You can enchant tools and furniture in every important town and stick a couple statues and gargoyles too and not have to worry about animals or small armies taking it over. You can churn out tons of self firing bows and ballistas. You can make an army of mind controlling necrotods. You can get rid of shitty forests and ancient forests by turning them into golems. For golems, mud golems are great and regenerate, the mine golems are strong but cost you the extra production(they leave a basic mine behind), crystal golems interfere with your ability to craft items but they are nuts. Ice golems are okay if you can get them back to a cold area regularly. Making them makes a swamp so you can make another mud golem too. Turning golems into magic school golems just makes them a level 2 metal wizard commander. You'd have to use a level 3 academy to get a level 3 caster so that kind of sucks. Enchanters only use support magic themselves, so it's not much of a magic class."}
+{"text":"You can churn out tons of self firing bows and ballistas You'll still have more gods than those."}
+{"text":"passing laws is now slightly less annoying Amazing! At this rate the game will finally be be fixed by 2035!"}
+{"text":"Okay which part of what I said is having an issue with me suggesting how to create profitable conditions for investors? A subsidised local industry that wants the goods? High tariffs?"}
+{"text":"Until your companies start taking off most reinvestment comes from aristocrats and shopkeepers, so Agrarianism is objectively better. The only country which starts with strong enough capitalists to be worth switching to laissez-faire ASAP is the USA."}
+{"text":"make a whole dlc about latin america still mess up paraguay which is arguable the most unique amd interesting nation in the region at the time"}
+{"text":"EIC somehow got independence and then blew up; I'm gonna move right in and protectorate everybody for the authority boosts but should I annex any states for myself?"}
+{"text":"Is V3 more of a sandbox simulation than a game or am I actually retarded? I've tried to get into it multiple times, and even after my latest run where I've started to understand correlations and mechanics it just doesn't feel like a coherent nation-state experience. I'm either trying to manage laws/politics or endlessly clicking around tabs trying to balance supply/demand/import/export of goods, but I never feel I have a holistic view of my country and clear goals as opposed to V2/EU4/HOI4/CK2 etc. It feels more like fiddling around with an engine or a coding project."}
+{"text":"Post pics or greentexts about stuff that happened in your campaign that make you ragequit or give you the urge to do it. Mine be tengrist Ilkhanate actually doing pretty good this retarded unskippable event happens all my progress to reform Tengri nearly got wipeout (Same bullshit happened in my campaign of William the Bastard when he \"decided\" to become English and lose the Norman ability to raid.) I hope one day PDX will go bankrupt."}
+{"text":"choose to play as Athelstan of Wessex, catholic *Odin is the Ancestor of the House of Wessex* so I become Asatru, reformed it create the North Sea Reich but bri'ish BTFO France successful \"assatruzation\" Pope gets mad, crusading time check forces, mine are superiors end losing it because my allies are fucking retards and the combat is shit not only ragequit but also ragedelete it"}
+{"text":"For me it's usually nothing dramatic or specific. Some features are just horribly annoying. Fighting off raid after raid makes sense for the time period, but in terms of the gameplay it gets so tedious. It's especially bad when you reach that point of dominance. When you're the biggest empire around and all you really get to do is smack down pointless raids that don't have a chance in hell to stand up to you. It is, in some ways, a problem all games have. But it's also a testament to CK2 not having great realm administration mechanics. CK3 is slightly worse at this yet. There you don't even have Great Works to distract yourself with late game."}
+{"text":"when he \"decided\" to become English Embracing English culture is literally a character decision, you chose to become English, also Norman culture only allows you to raid overseas if you were already allowed to raid, aka you converted to paganism, which is much more ahistorical than a Norman becoming English"}
+{"text":"Well, in my campaign it was NOT a decision, it appeared as an unskippable event. Also, despite being catholic, as Norman I could still raid. And before you ask it, no, I didn't use mod, it was IRONMAN ON to get achievements. Perhaps it was a bug, but for once, it was a good bug."}
+{"text":"I had over a hundred so I guess it can work but it feels bad. It's too smooth. I don't need physics, I am just not sure how to make my own collision system that updates in real time. I have made so far Tilemap with unwalkable tiles Units path on the tilemap with astar in 8 directions Where I get stuck is that at the moment, my units can all occupy one tile. I know I'm supposed to keep a dictionary of tiles, and mark them as occupied or not, to determine the \"collisions\" in a light way, but I don't know how to do that when all the units can move and also if I order a unit to a tile that becomes occupied before they arrive how do I keep them from spazzing out"}
+{"text":"Every unit needs to mark it's square as occupied, astar needs to know the occupied squares. When a unit goes to move it should check if the tile ahead of it is occupied. If it is it just needs to regenerate it's path, and go back to following it. It won't spazz out if it's target tile is occupied it'll just end as close as it can to it. If you wanted performance astar doesn't even need to know occupied tiles. You could write a simple 'bump' algorithm that tells units what to do to try to get around. Or have an astar that doesn't respect occupied tiles, and one that does. The unit main path comes from the one that doesn't. If it bumps it looks for the next tile that isn't occupied and asks the one that does respect occupation how to get there. This is simpler than you're thinking it is."}
+{"text":"I think I see what you mean but how can units bump each other if astar doesn't know the tile is occupied by another unit, and the occupancy determines the \"collision\"? And how should it handle an edge case like two units trying to enter one tile at the same time?"}
+{"text":"Adobe already threw a tantrum back in the day when GIMP looked somewhat similar to Photoshop. That's why GIMP now looks and feels completely different. That being said, I like Inkscape much better than Illustrator. Less buggy, too."}
+{"text":"like Inkscape much better than Illustrator. Less buggy, too. Agree. Another reason I like it is that Inkscape feels more lightweight"}
+{"text":"I know this is supposed to be a tense moment but I can't stop staring at Misty's butt"}
+{"text":"How could you? How could anyone do it?She is litterally perfect. I wish irene was into shorts too."}
+{"text":"tfw no Irene in shorts with water ESP tfw no water ESP Martial Artist in general"}
+{"text":"I need to grope it"}
+{"text":"Who doesn't. Anything that comes after that is pretty much worth it. I hope Misty is one of those girls who like to kick a man in the testicles till he fucking dies."}
+{"text":"In less than 24 hours, Park Sang Hyun, also known as Soma, will defeat Bisu, qualifying for the ASL 20 final, wherein he will defeat Snow, thereby avenging Soulkey's aberrant defeat and keeping the title in Zerg hands for the fifth ASL in a row. Thank you for your attention to this matter."}
+{"text":"it's a truly self-made hell"}
+{"text":"bunch of asians and a tranny pretending to be a woman what would you give to have lunch with this crew?"}
+{"text":"kill GSL and kneel to saudis saudis drop you the very next year www"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't be surprised if he has it muted for himself 99% of the time"}
+{"text":"This game has spoiled me as far as QoL in gaming goes I don't care if you like it or not, if you're a SucKom moldy sandwich hugger or campaignlet or whatever, what I'm saying is that the QoL that this game has introduced is by far the best experience in controlling anything in an RTS and makes me uncomfortable to play anything else now. I want this level of easiness to play to another game like Age of Empires or even Starcraft clones. Runs on any potato seamlessly with 8v8 people as well, looks incredible, is a proper sandbox and supports modding as well on top of being free. But I don't want more BAR. I want others to realize how much they have been sucking lately and how mogged can they be. I want more RTS with different flavors and rules in my life, not only more TAs, but with this level of quality."}
+{"text":"Yeah Energy is a resource you can overspend regularly but Metal isn't. Most economy stalls because you overexpand energy production while metal production suffers, usually spent on - Yeah, that. The overreliance on Tier 1 when you're not being pressured is a huge learned habit from people coming from other RTS games where they need to stay in lower tiers longer because flat lump sums on units mean the economy is generally poorer. The cost/value difference is so much higher on greater tiers that lower-tiers become obsolete unless you're trying to manufacture junk to act as a shield."}
+{"text":"Maybe you should try it and you'd know. They are similar games, but actually very different. I'd have a hard time to pick which one is better, but to me the snappiness and QoL in Spring engine makes ZK and BAR a little better. Somehow SupCom feels very static, bit sluggish and dull after playing Spring games."}
+{"text":"(Barely) walks towards you"}
+{"text":"can't see shit"}
+{"text":"Tabletop edition How are your dudes faring?"}
+{"text":"why you pretend that you are dumber than you are? not that you are even smart menace have its problems, small and unlikable cast is one of them and yet you didn't even bother to address that if you have nothing worth to say then be silent, you are the one shitting this place up but muh jeets they live free in your head and no wonder as its full of shit"}
+{"text":"more incomprehensible off topic gibberish Slow learner aren't we?"}
+{"text":"Slow learner aren't we? that is rich coming from someone like you, are you bot or something?"}
+{"text":"Why are you still arguing with yourself??"}
+{"text":"ohhhh so THAT's what she means when she says she \"needs to find a mousehole\""}
+{"text":"once you learn stealth mechanics its insanely OP and trivialize the game even on highest difficulty setting tee hee you can't see me"}
+{"text":"be me loved ja2 back in the day install ja3 see a trigger warning about how it may be offensive uninstall"}
+{"text":"anon get triggered by trigger warning heh"}
+{"text":"His is justified, just refund."}
+{"text":"even so, its still funny"}
+{"text":"With No Compromise, No Surrender out in the wild, what are everyone's thought on it? What are some things that you feel should be improved on as of now, and what do you expect ( or wish to see ) on the new SEA-Oceania focused DLC coming out in the second quarter of 2026? Also, Hearts of Iron IV Thread."}
+{"text":"Just make HoIV, there's no salvaging this shit by now"}
+{"text":"HoIV Spelling mistake."}
+{"text":"Is after the end worth playing? If so which version? Also CK2 thread"}
+{"text":"Nice"}
+{"text":"I think it's more accurate for the early dates, since they are already dead in 1066 and the first Otto wasn't around in 867"}
+{"text":"Otto Littlefinger (king of Germany) has an event chain to form the HRE in the 936 bookmark, but an unlanded courtier in an earlier bookmark isn't gonna do shit to you"}
+{"text":"My VGH levels are off the charts. Now go conquer the monkeys and snakes to the east"}
+{"text":"After the End with deposed submod  is pretty cool, it's pretty balkanized at the start so everybody starts small"}
+{"text":"Since /twg/ is mostly about Warhammer now, let's have this again. Talk about historical Total War games and their mods (fantasy mods are also welcome). previous thread"}
+{"text":"will med 3 have actually good mod support?"}
+{"text":"Yes. They explicitly said the new engine has added oldschool style mod support. Meaning that we can be cautiously optimistic that no matter how much they want to lowball the release product in order to milk DLC it will be fine because we can just get mods to do it better. The question is whether the 3rd worlders who typically make mods will actually get to work on it. They still haven't maximised Rome: Remastered's potential all these years later."}
+{"text":"yeah, I used to play EB 1 but seriously prefer vanilla plus mods"}
+{"text":"rtwr dont work on win7, why bother"}
+{"text":"Rome 2 is a pretty good classical history simulator. there is something for everyone. The vanilla game already has quite a few campaigns while DEI adds new ones like Alexander, the Makedonian Wars, and Sulla. 600 years of history and yes I played most of them in succession, I only skipped the Peloponnesian War and the Makedonian War because I don't have the Wrath of Sparta DLC. I have 500 hours in Rome 2 DEI and only have Empire Divided left to do then I can consider Rome 2 finished and uninstall it forever. now we are free"}
+{"text":"The siege towers do not work in this game, is there any way I can fix this? My soldiers pile up in it but never get on the walls."}
+{"text":"Just use catapults and sappers"}
+{"text":"crusty ahh unc game with a janky engine I wonder if there truly are any retarded youngsters here or if it is but fellow millennials half-ironically baiting."}
+{"text":"the pathing in RTW and M2TW is fucking shiiiitttt"}
+{"text":"With all the options to use old settings it's baffling why they didn't think this one would need to be one of them The remaster UI is designed that way because a mobile game porting company made it. I'm betting they just used the same \"improvements\" they were putting into their earlier mobile ports of TW. It can't just be toggled on or off because it's not just some textures and modifiers, they made serious changes to the original code to give you that shit UI."}
+{"text":"I mean it does make sense in a piratey way to not trust digital fiat"}
+{"text":"protecting your funds from lolsorandomxd events that deduct them if you have too much money or do too well for Dio's liking. Isn't there a hidden check which verifies whether you have more than $5 million in cash, and triggers a \"steal funds\" event if positive?"}
+{"text":"I don't remember the thresholds but there are multiple such events for different levels of dolaros. Don't keep large amounts of cash if you can't afford to lose it."}
+{"text":"There's also one for 'abnormal' infamy gain... that will trigger on any month with a couple of high-paying missions like mansion assault or alien base if you do well in them."}
+{"text":"I almost never hear any strategy game fans mention this series but apparently it is very good?"}
+{"text":"I honestly think ROTTK 14 is very good... when it comes to combat. The issue is that management is somehow worse than other games despite being almost as, if not more brainless. I think it's trying to be what Nobunaga Awakening ended up being, a game trying to cut down on management by making it more about making sure everybody was assigned properly But it did so in a way where the management side of things was honestly more tedious than past games as you had to constantly reorganize everything after every conquest. I also really dislike how most of the actual powerful and useful intrigue moves (All of which you could use in ROTTK 9, btw) are all linked behind the suggestion system rather than just... being something the player can do normally. On that same note, much though I like the combat the one thing keeping it from being the definitive best is the fact that your ability to use tactics is locked behind your political position. I sort of get that it's trying to encourage you to focus more on the macro, something I actually thinks works really well for unit movement as I like the inability to change a order once it's been given. But officers are so unreliable in actually using the good tactics and the difference in tactics is so great that it just feels more annoying and frustrating than fun. It doesn't help that the game has no multiplayer, so I really don't understand why you can't at least add a option to let you select your tactics for as many officers as you want. There's some other nitpicky stuff, like the event system being used rather poorly even compared to past and future games, but overall that's more or less the things that actually matter. Like most ROTTK games it feels like it's one expansion away from going from being merely pretty good (If you like the time period) to actually great (Even if you don't like the time period). I honestly wish the thing was easier to mod because I frankly feel I could solve most of it's big issues myself."}
+{"text":"7 is really weird about it though because the scenarios are generally poorly designed, the AI is very bad, and events are nonexistent. Sometimes it works out, a lot of the later scenarios will generally have Wu and sometimes even Shu, punch the shit out of Wei and other smaller factions before things largely stalemate due to good officers being too spread out to actually do anything. Sometimes it kind of works out, like 190 or 196 having a few obviously broken factions go on a rampage before stalemating due it's good officers being too spread out to actually do anything. Then you have 194, where just nothing happens whatsoever because nobody can actually hold a proper offensive to permanently wipe out it's neighbors (Typically because the moment it starts making any gains, it's good officer's becomes too spread out to actually do anything). Overall, there's just no consolidation. Certainly not the type you expect of a ROTTK game early game. The main trend, besides the AI just not knowing how to properly place it's good officers to actually do anything, is that the AI can generally wipe out really factions just fine but seriously struggles against even mid sized factions. Something that could probably be fixed by DRASTICALLY reducing the amount of resources everybody gets."}
+{"text":"Huh. I haven't seen such thing for a long time. A long long time. From when I pirated PC games that came in multiple diskettes."}
+{"text":"Might do that, frankly. Not like I would ever have a different reason to play the 207 start as Cao Cao."}
+{"text":"half the mods posted in these threads are just teasers they'll never be released some of the dev teams have expressly stated this they still get posted why. previous:"}
+{"text":"ISP is a bitch and a bong"}
+{"text":"Syndicalism is just \"real communism has never been tried\""}
+{"text":"Newfag playing germany, when do I start spamming tanks and air? Up until Anschluss I only make infantry usually."}
+{"text":"This isn't true anymore. Now Germany has plot armour, and Japan is getting fucked over because Mango doesn't like the idea of the US losing Hawaii and shit because that distracts from the OTL civil rights and rethuglikkkans vs democratic angels he wants to do."}
+{"text":"I'll never understand why people insist on inserting OTL shit in althistory. Racial politics would be completely different in a \"fascism is normalized\" world, probably for the worst. Nobody ever talks about all the people that glazed Hitler and Mussolini in the early 30's, that'd just get worse if Germany took Europe."}
+{"text":"ITT: Strategy games that no one besides (you) have played. Recommend rarities and discuss games that you vaguely remember playing as a kid or seeing in a magazine that one time. Continued from: I'll start: Conflict Zone. Early 00's strategy game that I haven't seen anyone mention in my entire adult life. I remember it being unique because you public opinion was a key currency. As totally-not-NATO that involved airlifting civilians out of conflict zones, and as the bad guys it involved sending TV crews to film you blowing up enemy troops and enemy atrocities. The better your rep, the more advanced units you could bring in. Actually pretty surprised few games tried to make public opinion part of gameplay. Not a great game, but certainly a mechanically unique one. Your turn, anon!"}
+{"text":"I've been lurking those rare vidya threads for decades and this is what I was looking for, a game I played only once when I was 10 years old I 'member quickly discovering a bug where you could put a transport unit inside another one with no limit, theoretically having all population zipped in a single unit"}
+{"text":"No complete playthrough of 3rd Millenium to this day. Someone managed to run the installer from MyAbandonware?"}
+{"text":"Dogs of War: Battle On Primus IV The number of unknown RTS games from the late 90s and early 2000s is practically endless."}
+{"text":"Reminds me a lot of Earth 2150 series."}
+{"text":"I had the demo for this one."}
+{"text":"RIP"}
+{"text":"he does the extremely annoying argument tactic of taking a broadly correct point but then lying to try and make it look 110% correct instead of just mostly correct"}
+{"text":"That's why no one outside of his bubble takes him seriously, he is more concerned with being smug over being partially correct about obvious shit and having a persecution complex than actually criticizing CA with substantiated evidence. We need one of those autistic guys who make 8 hour long videos breaking down games to the smallest detail. I'm sick of every large voice in Total War being either a schizo or a shill."}
+{"text":"steaming cantaloupe"}
+{"text":"I think it's squash, big boy. I'm very proud of myself because in Warham 1, I deleted empire, bretonnia and elves with shitty crooked moon goblins yesterday. At turn 134, I have a little trouble now because of cocksucking chaos and the rest of the cuntlord dwarves, but I plan to kill them all. Very soon."}
+{"text":"Foundation or Farthest Frontier. And I guess Manor Lords but that's still in early access.Which is the better medieval city builder? How they differ? Personal I don't play often city builders but I do like Anno series which has some city builder elements."}
+{"text":"Back in my day games taught people things and didn't coddle them."}
+{"text":"You don't move sheep to stables, build a sheep farm and the workers will then shear sheep. You don't usually need to staff stables at all; an unassigned family will guide a max of two oxen, a stable assigned family will guide three."}
+{"text":"i thought furthest frontier looked cool since the trailer showed a castle being sieged, but then i watched a video of the combat and the enemies walk in single file line on a road to attack your town like it's bloons tower defense"}
+{"text":"Just treat it like Pharaoh where the combat is shit and focus on your city building."}
+{"text":"i want combat though. a combination of RTS with logistical city building is what i am looking for. does the new roman anno game have good combat and city building? i saw it lets you siege things but i didn't watch enough gameplay to know if you can build with attention to logistics and trade"}
+{"text":"Is this game basically modern iteration of Settlers? I played it and it feels not as good as dune by same dev. Any other game besides this, settles and battle realms where you build military units out of basic workers?"}
+{"text":"For your first winter build a tower at your hall and barricades between the invasion flag and your starting area, the enemies beeline for your hall unless they face any resistance so a defense in depth where the enemy lost health for every territory they go through is a good use of your resources Otherwise pray that the wave doesn't drown you in bullshit spawns Guardian is the only valid military path Do all the secondaries, you really don't want to miss out on bonuses, pick the unit modifiers everytime, don't get tempted by the special towers and barricades"}
+{"text":"Is this game basically modern iteration of Settlers? that was my first impression. but it's actually a very cutthroat rts (small mistake? you're dead)."}
+{"text":"there is nothing but micro and some simple build order choices. remove the micro and about a tic tac toe's worth of depth left."}
+{"text":"at first i thought not having order queueing was a very strange choice. but the main resource you're managing is your attention."}
+{"text":"New VA for RIG was mistake. why the hell did they go from someone who could pronounce the norse names to someone who couldn't?"}
+{"text":"who /floris/ here?"}
+{"text":"/r/ing a mod that I think was in the baltics with teutonic order and stuff and had lance recruitment options and village/town management with custom scenes, does this ring a bell to anyone? Sorry for being so vague I haven't looked into Warband's modding community for some ages now."}
+{"text":"Me Had to rework the Sarranid tree to sate my autism, but it's easier to work with the existing mod than to create a new one."}
+{"text":"floris"}
+{"text":"The future of strategy games is here"}
+{"text":"ok"}
+{"text":"That’s what they get for the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor."}
+{"text":"Deepseek Mini or Mimo?"}
+{"text":"try game out first command i give is to invade cuba"}
+{"text":"they just don't get it"}
+{"text":"chests are for items. cabinets are for clothing."}
+{"text":"oh that's stupid in any case the chests are all empty too"}
+{"text":"Can a dwarf sleep in a cage?"}
+{"text":"just want to finish off monarch's rooms before moving on to next fort tired as hell late at night and need to get to bed almost done with the meticulous arrangement of gem encrusted furniture and engravings of color coordinated bricks first crash in weeks"}
+{"text":"Dorfs can acquire small goods that they are hauling but it's kind of rare and if they acquire something like a bracelet they will likely just end up wearing it."}
+{"text":"W&R:SR thread Discuss the engoodening of Early Start, get mad about feature creep and post your decrepit commieblocks."}
+{"text":"The game added studs? Why didn't they ask for my permission?"}
+{"text":"freemason symbol"}
+{"text":"A small petroruble state is a bit of a contradiction of terms, since the petrodollar was something Nixon was able to create as a matter of Burgerland's superpower status and its relation with the gulf arabs. So a small state doing it doesn't even make sense"}
+{"text":"Let the game accidentally running in the background only to find a highway of death on a busy bus platform causing all my economy to collapse and every citizen to starve and flee my republic. I will proceed to load my previous save, and auto-build all my planned infrastructure that would take about 2 years to complete and pretend I built it all myself."}
+{"text":"Has anyone ever sold Ladas to the westoids?"}
+{"text":"Why are tier 1 skeleniggas so expensive to raise in this shit game"}
+{"text":"I don't really like using heroes to tank since they're already high priority targets and they're expensive to replace unless you can get resurgence on them, but you could probably pull it off pretty well if you can kit them out well. Mainly I just use them as a more survivable warrior."}
+{"text":"Does this game have anti-player bias?"}
+{"text":"What does that mean?"}
+{"text":"AI that focuses unduly hard on the player, to the extent that it might make suboptimal decisions just to do so."}
+{"text":"Sometimes it feels like infestations prefer to attack you over AI players that are closer, but it could just feel that way because you don't receive an alert or have any reason to notice when infestations attack AI players, which they definitely do. I know AI players also like to build outposts right on the edge of your domain to try to box you in, but I've never really paid attention to whether they do it to others too."}
+{"text":"I like to think it wasn't just the anarchists that destroyed the empire. There used to be a mention of an unknown thread and it being aliens but it would be really lame if it actually was. Part of the appeal of rimworld is that earth was the singular origin point of life in the universe and so it'd make more sense they fought a war against an archotech, possibly Horax, and lost"}
+{"text":"because rimworld doesnt have good rpg mechanics"}
+{"text":"Rimhammer is pretty cool, tf u talking about?"}
+{"text":"Rimhammer looks kinda shit (good production, poor direction) desu"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"install RJW a caravan arrives carrying 579 used condoms"}
+{"text":"burn alive"}
+{"text":"brute cum"}
+{"text":"lets make Yuri even more OP"}
+{"text":"KINO."}
+{"text":"Let's discuss the greatest fantasy turn based strategy series of all time. Heroes of Might and Magic III The greatest fantasy strategy game ever made, contender for best TBS ever along with SMAC obviously. Heroes of Might and Magic IV Greatest soundtrack in the series, most innovative game too but unfortunately it didn't have enough time (money) to flesh out its good ideas and fix the bad ones. Heroes of Might and Magic V An admirable attempt to capture the magic of the 3rd game, while still trying to incorporate some ideas from the 4th. Haven't played the rest, although I had the 2nd game on my backlog ever since I got it for free 20 years ago. From what I've heard it's just a more imbalanced version of 3, with less options. Just like M&M VI is to VII! I missed the 30 year anniversary last year, just like Olden Era missed its release date to commemorate the anniversary."}
+{"text":"We just don't know"}
+{"text":"Civ The thing about homm is that if you win a big fight, you delete the enemy army and you gain a lot of experience. Even if it's a tough fight and you lose most of your army, you still gained all of the experience. Promotions for units in civ games aren't really that massive, so there's more room for back and forth. You also have other ways of achieving victory, so even losing armies and a city there's another path forward to victory."}
+{"text":"a way to recover from when you lose your best hero+army why? If you lose, why should you have a way to win? For me, the entire point of homm3 scenarios is the lead up to and having a massive final fight between the most powerful heroes of each faction. If you lose badly to the point where the enemy keeps most of its force alive, you can't and shouldn't be able to come back. Granted, the AI should just surrender at that point instead of playing a retarded cat & mouse game with weak enemy remnants"}
+{"text":"For me, the entire point of homm3 scenarios is the lead up to and having a massive final fight between the most powerful heroes of each faction Yeah but this literally never happens. The AI never picks up the best hero on offer, and even if you spoonfeed it (I'm talking not only giving that hero a high level/good skills and good army, but also double check on the hero in a save editor to make sure the AI is still using him/her) it will, at the first opportunity, ditch the hero somewhere and split his stack into three shit heroes with Eagle Eye, 1 ATK at level 10 and Artillery. Of course I as the player never thought to myself \"gee wilikers, I wish I had a comeback mechanic\", I want the AI to at least provide a bit of a challenge after I wipe its \"one good hero's good army that I had to forcefeed into said hero split into X\". It's like the AI loves to divide itself so its easier to conquer."}
+{"text":"replaying the campaigns in H3 reminds you how mid it is"}
+{"text":"Amevian edition 0.70 is live"}
+{"text":"Do I need an import dock for every resource I import Trade imports only deliver to import depots. Tribute from colonies will first deliver to import depots, then deliver to all available storage, then dump shit onto your throne room if it can't find any more storage."}
+{"text":"Not quite the answer I am looking for. When I look at the import dock, I can only select on resource to import automatically. Am I overlooking something? Is it better to order in bulk?"}
+{"text":"Do I need an import dock for every resource I import? Yes."}
+{"text":"Well, I reached a population of 750 before things started collapsing. Starvation took place, I could not get my storage of food above 1. Then they started beating each other, not sure if I can come back from this."}
+{"text":"If you are extremely import/tribute dependent and you're out of treasury, it's kind of hard to bounce back. In either case, you'll need to adjust your priorities so critical jobs get filled first. Then you just watch your city slowly bounce back without much additional intervention."}
+{"text":"I've been lurking around here and people seem to mention Total War a lot. I talked to one of the guys at my local GW I know, and he recommended Medieval 2, but Rome Remastered looks pretty interesting (Rome is cool). I know basically nothing about Total War. I have only played traditional RTS games and X-COM when it comes to strategy. Which one is the better choice, or is there a better 'beginner' game out there? (I'm a zoomie btw, but I don't care what year it's from or how old it is. I generally prefer historical to Warhammer fantasy, though)"}
+{"text":"3K might as well be a soft-fantasy game with the goofy shit they added"}
+{"text":"I expect virtually no serious reply since it's apparently the least popular historical game but still: What are your subjective / objective best mods for Empire Total War? I have tried to play that piece of shit game twice and either nothing happens or huge blob blobs up half of the world and that's that"}
+{"text":"Get the mod that removes walls."}
+{"text":"least popular historical game empire You must have missed all the people begging for Empire 2 in the past couple of years. Couldn't begin to understand why though, the game is kind of shit. Anyway, seems like people like Imperial Destroyer."}
+{"text":"Huh, any particular reason walls are hated in that game? Well shit you're right. Gonna look those threads up. Thanks for the replies :D"}
+{"text":"I'll start with the fact I don't like the Populus games even 3."}
+{"text":"coh is better with high ttk realistic mods i still have faith in relic ao4 is completely fine. ao2 tho? where you’re the aztecs so heres the same archer line everyone else gets. that overly balanced shit over mechanical asymmetry sucks massive dicks. civ6 does not look bad. it plays bad, but its fine"}
+{"text":"civ6 does not look bad. I think it looks bad until you play for 30m-2h, and after that point it's fine because you can finally \"see\" the hills"}
+{"text":"coh is better with high ttk realistic mods Link?"}
+{"text":"you can finally \"see\" the hills unless it's jungled, in which case you'll still need a fucking forensic investigation to determine the tile gender"}
+{"text":"Total war arena was good"}
+{"text":"What's the verdict on this?"}
+{"text":"I've been replaying Rome TW (original, not remaster) and it's the only TW I've played, but I've also picked up Shogun 2 and Three Kingdoms. Which one should I play next?"}
+{"text":"S2, then fots ib you into firearms, then 3k."}
+{"text":"Just jump to Warhammer 3, it blows this uncslop out of the water"}
+{"text":"Middling. As a Total War game it's pretty good, as a Three Kingdoms game it's kind of shit. It was abandoned before development really got its systems fined tuned and in sync and it shows."}
+{"text":"Second best, Shogun 2 and Fall of the Samurai still top it due to having better battles (which is arguably the point of the series) + naval combat. Though you are right about the diplomacy and character side, it made the game sit at a very funny place where it could have eclipsed both Koei's RoTK AND Dynasty Warriors series. Such a waste."}
+{"text":"most fun rts ive played in a long time. is almost similar to a immersive sim in what you can do. did /v/ get filtered by this game cause i hardly hear it ever talked about. People complain about the AI, but i feel like every single strag game people say the AI is shit"}
+{"text":"mow2 devs are scammers goh devs are imcompetent modders I have loved this franchise for years, but now I'm starting to hate it. Barely anything has improved since the original MoW. Those game look and play almost the same, just with a few new gimmicks. While someone may say it's a good thing and he would be right, but the problem is that the new games have the same problems as old ones. Imagine if we got an actually good engine, with less jank, or the AI that actually worked. The worst part is that there's no alternative. There's that Silica game, published by Bohemia, but to me it looks a bit bland, like \"we wanted to make a Starship Troopers game, but couldn't get the license\", and the end result is a generic-looking sci-fi game."}
+{"text":"play combat mission"}
+{"text":"i really liked mow2. it's a shame"}
+{"text":"Utterly dead"}
+{"text":"Making it a WW2 game was extremely stupid, but that's what happens after their failed Arena project. If they picked literally any other setting, like Vietnam, Cold War or modern day then they could have some nice selling point. But we ended up with 2 almost the same WW2 games and the vast majority of players felt no need to buy a 2nd, very similar game."}
+{"text":"SOUTHAG is out This div is super fun"}
+{"text":"maybe the XM477 slammers will be good when they nerf towed guns even harder since they'll have the longest of all setup times. i wonder if towed guns will even be able to be microed out of the way of counter battery fire. maybe that'll be the slammer's niche?"}
+{"text":"You should have known from the outset that the tankie lobby wasn't going to let NATO have usable rocket artillery because \"that's PACT's thing\" That said, the Slammer is literally the best piece of HE rocket artillery for the US currently and is probably in the \"worth using\" category especially since 101st has basically nothing else for that tab."}
+{"text":"Landjut next 3/8 divs already revealed, just rehashes of failed nemesis pitches 2 of them are totally generic pactslop with nothing new, notable or interesting over the standard indistinguishable pactslop. 1 is just a clone of 2nd pgren that leaves only 5 unrevealed divs, 3 nato, 2 pact one of the NATO divisions has to be US marines, and at least one (like both) has to be Denmark one of the remaining pact divs has to be polish, which is basically a guarantee it's going to be more generic pact mechanized stuff, with the last likely being soviet naval infantry Honestly this seems like it's going to be the most boring DLC yet. Literally nothing to get excited about except US Marines, which they're probably going to gut because there's too many unique assets."}
+{"text":"you think they'll gut USMC because of too many unique assets. i think they'll gut USMC because we're not allowed to have good/fun US decks."}
+{"text":"Yeah you can add me, we made a group on Steam"}
+{"text":"play the original? or the Civ IV spinoff? or Imperialism I (or Imperialism II)? I did play the original Colonization a bit as a kid but concerned how the DOSBox version (GOG version) runs"}
+{"text":"Also worst chinese takeout menu ever"}
+{"text":"Surprised this thread taking off here, before I left for jail I tried to make some 10 threads about colonization and nobody seem to have played it, anyway, anybody knows if there's a good mod or something for it about african colonization of the late 19th century, sound pretty interesting to me if a tidy more violent even"}
+{"text":"someone send this guy to the indians"}
+{"text":"Spare us the stories of your colon colonized by africans"}
+{"text":"Hearty_chuckle.bat"}
+{"text":"Has the Zen Edition meta been figured out yet? I still have PTSD from all my ranged deathball strats being nerfed, haven't played the game since I barely finished the Serpent campaign on hard."}
+{"text":"finished the Serpent campaign on hard how the fuck did you finish Serpentholm 2"}
+{"text":"I followed old advice from pre-Zen Edition. You immediately abandon your starting base (it will distract the Wolf for a few minutes), have your peasants gather resources to the south (the abandoned rice/water just before the south eastern Dragon base) and use your heroes and starting units to destroy the relatively undefended south eastern Dragon base. Then you make a base where they were / before the river leading to Dragon's main base in the south west, where Otomo is. You can send some fast troops to distract the Wolf further in the north east to buy you some time to defend, before you have to defend against one or two big attacks from Wolf and Dragon. When Shinja and the Necromancer arrives, bring them to your base safely and you can make an army to attack Otomo's base right across the river from you, once he's out it's only a matter of time before you grind the Wolf bases in the north to death, they don't do much on their own unlike the later Wolf-specific missions."}
+{"text":"Dragon is the strongest and Wolf is the weakest now."}
+{"text":"Game is too hard to get a proper multiplayer following outside of Russia and South East Asia There are like 3 players who know how to play the game good"}
+{"text":"My unit tier list for Zen Edition. Almost every ranged unit lost one entire rank from my original ranking, the ones who didn't already sucked in the original."}
+{"text":"They do look interesting, but I think I'll do Dale first. Trash-spam factions have never been my forte"}
+{"text":"I'm just impressed that they created their own engine to fix med2 jank"}
+{"text":"Was the Anduin update for DaC in v4 or v5, I remember being interested in that. V5 I think"}
+{"text":"They didn't create an engine, they inject shit in engine while it's running."}
+{"text":"It's not their own engine, it's a separate piece of software that interacts with the game. Still impressive."}
+{"text":"when balancing RTS should the dev focus on only the top players as they are fully capable of knowing the ins and outs of the game or should every player (or let's say every player with a certain amount of matches) be taken into consideration? personally i lean towards option 1 but I've witnessed plenty cases where the top 1% have a \"no fun allowed\" mindset and where they even abuse some rare bug that only they know how to (fairly) reliably trigger"}
+{"text":"BTFOd so hard the only answer you had was \"nuh huh, you are the one who doesn't understand BAR builds!\" Sad, really, but not at all surprising considering your stance void ofany truth. :)"}
+{"text":"nobody 45h laters why are barbois such insufferable seethers."}
+{"text":"they should pick a demographic and stick with it. any attempts to please both are futile because they are mutually exclusive and contradictory. set expectations appropriately via marketing. simple."}
+{"text":"Make something fun Stop this compfag bullshit What good is a game if only six greasy discord moderators are the only ones who play it? You can worry about balancing later, arguably, imbalanced games get MORE attention because people love exploiting broken shit."}
+{"text":"Balance it for people who've learned the game's fundamentals and hit an acceptable skill floor, then make minor adjustments to keep high-level games playable."}
+{"text":"want to download a mod for Empire Total War every single overhaul is filled with pseud retards that incorrectly remove grenades \"BECUZ GRENADIERS DINT USE DEM ANYMO\" despite being objectively wrong due to written treatises and archeological evidence Why do retards with zero historical credentials feel the need to pretend to be authorities on historical matters when making mods? Just make the damn game fun, you fucking hack frauds."}
+{"text":"Stainless Steel cavalry is just running through lines of infantry as if it was nothing, with horses and rides being downride suicidal somehow this is supposed to be accurate"}
+{"text":"Same problem with Darthmod. Cavalry is stupidly powerful, despite primarily being used to run down broken units and skirmishers IRL. Charging into lines of musket infantry, at-the-ready, with bayonets, 3 lines deep full of 800 men was fucking suicidal retardery."}
+{"text":"excitedly wait for the release of Ancient Empires mod for Attila Rome 2 start positions in the improved Attila campaign would be kino mod releases devs made a fucking retarded economy where the entire roman starting economy can afford, at most, one building a turn your main stack spawns right next to carthage, you're forced into punic war right away Shit sucked so bad, and it also fell for the \"battles should always be 40 minutes\" meme so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof"}
+{"text":"and it also fell for the \"battles should always be 40 minutes\" meme so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof Ah, nice to see that they did the same shit that makes DEI mod for Rome 2 unplayable"}
+{"text":"so you could surround a unit on all sides but leadership values are jacked through the roof Infantry having infinite morale was the actual worst aspect of Rome 2 and the one thing that Attila fixed. Unless it's a super elite unit getting charged down by cavalry from behind while fighting with another infantry unit should break morale extremely quickly."}
+{"text":"Atilla bros..."}
+{"text":"Shogun 2 For years the Steam copy didn't have Japanese but recently they updated it and added Japanese for Japanese Steam users, but for some reason they never added it for people outside Japan. That is the one thing I want them to add to any of the old titles. Insane that you can't play Shogun 2 in Japanese despite the translation existing. Spike Chunsoft added Japanese to Way of the Samurai 3 and 4 on Steam this year, so there is precedent."}
+{"text":"Meds 3 is already forgotten the last thread about it died while the other one was only kept alive by two retards fighting Not a single word from CA in three weeks Not one, even after they brag that their \"early pre-production\" doesn't actually mean that, and they actually have playable builds of sieges, and they show none. This \"game\" is DOA"}
+{"text":"Bump."}
+{"text":"revisit old titles to fix them Leave Shogun 2 alone. CA you incompetent fucks, last time you patched the game to remove the chat you fucked up the mods for a month."}
+{"text":"Also, is it there a mod for CK2 that makes the AI an actual Artificial INTELLIGENCE?"}
+{"text":"THe only RPG the player can do is to choose between 2 repetitive options through all the campaign, and those options are pure hellish spam. what game are you talking about? i'm not trying to shitpost. what i was trying to say is the concept of stress forcing the player into roleplaying according to his character's traits is a good concept. regardless of how well it's implemented in ck3."}
+{"text":"I was playing CK2, I get the notification spam because I'm forced to put the game in ultra-speed to see SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPENING. The only RPG that I get is when a notification makes me choose between the same options again and again and again..."}
+{"text":"i guess i'm starting to understand you. you're talking about the OP topic rather than my own post. the AI goes off relations, claims and traits unlike the player that does things for gain regardless of those things. maybe you don't have a vassal with claims that you can press because you're weak or because you play meta and land nobodies for easier control whereas i always land family members and try to keep famous/big dynasties alive. maybe you don't play at risky border areas where your liege can be defeated so you don't end up with a muslim liege. maybe you're too big to antagonize so the AI feels it will get stomped if it tries to start shit with you. ck2 shines when starting as a single county count at the border with muslims. those are the most fun campaigns i've ever experienced."}
+{"text":"you're talking about the OP topic rather than my own post. I'm OP, I didn't get your post, that's why I was trying to explain mine. Also, I tried all of those that you mentionated, I felt bored in all of them."}
+{"text":"I tried all of those that you mentionated, I felt bored in all of them. it seems you've become Crusader Kings™ i can agree that the games are too shallow and they resort to purposefully antagonizing the player by setting up shitty odds and events so their replay value is low for someone who has fun by organic gameplay."}
+{"text":"I am making a game suspiciously resembling EU4, what realism features, mechanics and other misc things did you feel Eu4 lacked? Making a list to take note of."}
+{"text":"what realism features None. Realismfags are the worst game designers by far, as they apply extremely limited and misguided perception of \"realism\" to selective elements of the game that are usually their hobby matter, and then the game sucks due to having disjoined mess of mechanics. Design a functional game, first and foremost. Striving for its realism is wasting everyone's time, for it's going to be still a limited simulation."}
+{"text":"t."}
+{"text":"Peasants moods. If they aren't entertained/culled by war/distracted they go full retard at some point. Noble incest Legitimacy vs breeding pure retards. Also if your ruler exceeds a certain inbred percentage he might just randomly do the most retarded shit ever. Cultural inclinations The French like the finer things in life, the Germans want to be productive, the Swiss want to be neutral, the Dutch want profits etc."}
+{"text":"Agreed. Corruption and female leaders in bikini armor."}
+{"text":"Better mechanics around holding straits."}
+{"text":"What's the /vst/ verdict on Old World? Is it worth picking up? Is the Paradox-like slew of DLC good?"}
+{"text":"works on my machine."}
+{"text":"It's okay/10. it's neither in depth nor simple enough to really feel satisfying in either way. it kinda just exists. it has some neat ideas they don't do enough with."}
+{"text":"Very neat game, harder to say if it's your kind of fun. It's going for a less sandbox experience than Civ, which is both better and worse. On the one hand, decisions matter and you're constantly balancing things. On the other, you're often squeezed into particular answers or priorities. 4X games need some sort of chaos factor to keep things fresh and interesting That's supposed to be what characters are for, but it's not enough to skew the actual game state. You're never going to get a bad ruler and collapse or start winning a war because an enemy general dies."}
+{"text":"more like bore world. it's boring af"}
+{"text":"feels like trying to force a square peg into a round hole. the whole game is designed around these weird contraptions to fix problems that didn't need fixing. obsession with killing the doomstack and preventing city carpets, but the solution is just layers of arbitrary board game logic: limit movement with an orders currency force cities onto pre-determined nodes limit expansion with family seats it feels artificial. you look at something like Master of Orion, and they solved the stack/sprawl issue in a way that feels organic. you didn't need a global mana pool just to tell a scout to walk over a hill. the reality is that people play Civ-likes specifically to go wide. the monkey brain wants to paint the map. we want to push massive stacks around and hear the units go cling cling against the enemy it's not a bad game. actually, if you want to play a space 4x (heavy on abstraction, characters, and events) but want it to look like Rome, it's perfect, a space 4x disguised in a toga. but the whole theorycrafting crap rubs me the wrong way, people talking about it like it's the second coming of sliced bread"}
+{"text":"What are some citybuilders with military? I love stuff like the impressions games because you get to build a city and then fight inside of it. Just citybuilding by itself is boring."}
+{"text":"Wait that fucking exists??"}
+{"text":"insecure samefag And now buy my game chud"}
+{"text":"Tropico series"}
+{"text":"What are some citybuilders with military?"}
+{"text":"songs of syx"}
+{"text":"Supposedly under development Type of warfare that hasn`t been tried in TW format. Ranged and melee still suck and are broken Units get stuck on everything and charges break down. Dumbed down campaings compared to historical total war which is already dumbed compared to any 4x Battles are dumbed down with SE stacking Will have to compete with DOW IV Last DLC for their cash cow was a 12 months ago Does CA want SEGA to boot them out?"}
+{"text":"NTA but the one thing I'd like to change about WH40k lore is to add at least one zero behind the SM chapter numbers. 1000 is just way too low."}
+{"text":"Mark my words this game will be the Last Jedi of the Total War series"}
+{"text":"Primarchs celebrated by a lot of people sure, primaris wasn't eaten up but people put up with it everybody hated femcustodes"}
+{"text":"They are interchangeable"}
+{"text":"can`t didn`t Those aren't apostrophes, shit skin."}
+{"text":"Are you sticking with 26 or going back to FM24?"}
+{"text":"I know what the Italians were saying after that. And it starts with n!"}
+{"text":"A whole 454 more seats. 'Ndrangheta???"}
+{"text":"I do wonder how the match engine simulates this."}
+{"text":"claps himself"}
+{"text":"So... 40K TW is confirmed. How shit will it be?"}
+{"text":"kabrok is so lucky, bros"}
+{"text":"Don't you guys have phones?"}
+{"text":"Would it make more sense if SM and Guard would be one faction and SM stuff would be just higher tier units?"}
+{"text":"If they absolutely had to have it on console couldn't they at least have made it switch 2 only so there would be a guarantee of the player having a mouse even if not a keyboard"}
+{"text":"few units cards cards themself are big battlemap that looks tiny as fuck accurate to the source. 40k has always been the dumbed down version of warhammer"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy Tactics, Tactics Ogre, and any derivatives in this thread! The Final Fantasy Tactics remaster is out, as well as the Tactics Ogre remaster. Also shilling the excellent One Vision mod for the PSP version of Tactics Ogre, which rivals and even exceeds the Reborn remaster, depending on taste."}
+{"text":"I would do that stuff as soon as possible, but the actual window would be after the Brigantys fight but before the Quadriga one. I haven't replayed Reborn, so I don't know if they changed any of that."}
+{"text":"Should always have two saves. SNES TO is a terrible version because you're forced to do those mock battles for exp."}
+{"text":"Yeah I dropped it and switched over to One Vision because screw throwing stones for an hour to progress. Probably the most unwieldy leveling system I've ever seen"}
+{"text":"Thoughts on the Steam version?"}
+{"text":"Yeah I think that's the best one. You can also use some emulator cheats to preserve the character level when changing classes so they don't go down to level 1."}
+{"text":"Greetings. I am looking for strategy games, preferably grand strategy, that will help hone my political abilities and train me for my future career in politics. I am looking for accurate simulations that allow access to all policies, do not enforce socialism as the default winning strategy (all Paradox games are excluded here), and do not have alt history rubbish like Latvia forming the Kurgan Empire or whatever. Just pure strategy, that will sort strong politics from weak. Thank you for your suggestions."}
+{"text":"play multiplayer idiot"}
+{"text":"EVE online."}
+{"text":"I want exactly the opposite Tell me everything I need to read, train, exercise, practice, participate, get into, whatever; to maximise my gains in strategy, politics, diplomacy, war, management, economy, etc. I want to learn and be capable in everything RTS, grand strategy, 4x, etc. says they emulate and improve, but not play the games ever again. Just reading won't cut it. You need to train your brain to solve stuff and get through shit while keeping enemies down."}
+{"text":"wants out"}
+{"text":"Diplomacy is a good one. Based on trust and building rapport with other players to achieve victory."}
+{"text":"You guys think this game is gonna be an FF6 style game with an ensemble cast or will it continue the Fire Emblem tradition of being shackled to decades long tropes?"}
+{"text":"Same, honestly sick of every character can be every class I want the village archer to only be a sniper or bow knight"}
+{"text":"I had a Three Houses dream last night. Which is odd, I haven't thought about Three Houses much lately at all, so I'm posting it here before I forget it all. It's sappy fanfic nonsense, though, so sorry about that. Dimitri and Edelgard are sharing a quiet moment alone during that mid-part-1 party I forget the context of. Out on a bench in the middle of the night. I think there was some shenanigans to get them there, there'd have to be, but they're there now so whatever. Edelgard's cagey and stand-offish, while Dimitri's trying to make small talk and pretend he's a normal person, as you do. He brings up their time as kids, brings up the dagger, and Edelgard get's that AM realization now instead. It devastates her. Turning towards him in completely unguarded shock, then turning away in blatant misery. Emotional mask got shook hard. ...why? Why does it have to be you? Why do I only learn this now, when...when it's too late. It's far too late...too cruel...this is too cruel... Dimitri, still pretending to be a good boy, reaches for her haaaand and takes it, which shocks her all over again. Calls her El, asks if she wants to talk about it. Kinda tripping into all the flags. After a long moment she admits she does, but can't. It'd be too dangerous, they could become enemies on the spot. Her face is hidden, that camera trick where a character's bangs hide their expression, but she's clenching her teeth, squeezing her eyes shut, inner conflict apparent. Dimitri leans down and sneaks a peek and recognizes exactly what this is, trying to hold in and cover up deep emotional trauma. There's a shot of some rusty, grime-covered gears shifting a bit and turning a little. He makes some pledge that he won't just attack her or something, no matter what it is, it was pretty vague. Squeezes that hand. And against all her better judgement, Edelgard agrees and starts talking."}
+{"text":"Infuriatingly, that's about where I started to wake up and things got all disjointed. I know she tells him she's the Flame Emperor, which starts to make him flare up, but she quickly explains that it's an identity many people have used and she wasn't involved with Duscar. Throws in some promise that she's going to make those responsible for that pay, which calms him down. She explains what happened after they parted ways as kids, the experiments and deaths and the mysterious group running the empire, but that was even vaguer. There was some implication that Byleth had a hand in setting this meeting up, but that's almost certainly related to my own head-canon so whatever. And I fucking woke up before she got to the real good shit and about how she's about to start a war. I wonder if this could have worked out? Is this the route to a better ending? Probably not, it's definitely out of character, but...I dunno, maybe? Through the power of anime ham and questionable 3Hs writing? Maybe. I'll settle for maybe."}
+{"text":"Honestly this first part if you cleaned up the timeline could be a nice one shot fanfic on AO3."}
+{"text":"I could see it. I'd read it. Hell, I'd write it if I was better. I do occasionally write little greentext shit, as you can probably tell from having dreams like this, but I don't have the confidence in my Three Houses chops to actually write a fanfic. I'm a big proponent that things in Three Houses could have played out a lot better for all involved with just a few minor difference, even just in part 1's timeframe. A conversation here, some understanding there, if only these kids had opened up to each other just a little more. It's the big tragedy of the whole game; it didn't have to be this way."}
+{"text":"just finished a round of Alpha Centauri. seems as good an excuse as any to create a thread about it It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people! - Chairman Sheng-ji Yang"}
+{"text":"None of the faction leaders are 'good', none of them are 'evil'. Morgan isn't libertarian, he is capitalism incarnate. He doesn't want a 'free market', he wants a capitalistic monopoly with his company at the top. There is a reason why he is both an African diamond miner and has a bunch of Bill Gates Microsoft references. None of the above makes him 'evil', he's just what all the other faction leaders are - each ideology taken to their logical extreme without malice."}
+{"text":"bill gates not evil I mean..."}
+{"text":"I never said Bill Gates wasn't evil, I said Morgan wasn't. Morgan, like everyone else, is an idealist. An Andrew Ryan sort of guy. \"I have a big huge monopoly and you don't because I'm the best, be better than me :^)\" And apparently this does happen in the quotes storyline at some point, Morgan disappears from the narrative."}
+{"text":"No, man. I agree completely that shoehorning current politics or moralities in smac is beyond retarded."}
+{"text":"just read a script for a short movie that has about 1/20 chance of getting made. it's about humans sending a ship from one star system to another, with the twist being that they're going *to* Earth. if it gets picked I'm going to try and put SMAC references in it"}
+{"text":"The great debate"}
+{"text":"Pharaoh is a straight upgrade in every way."}
+{"text":"Pharaoh had a lot of crap mechanics, I didn't have the patience to put up with them the last time I tried replaying the game. The newer games are just way too convenient to go back. I hear the QoL mod for Caesar III completely eliminates any difficulty in managing your cities, actually."}
+{"text":"I like both of them but the right answer is Caesar 3 + the Augustus mod. If you are a fan of the series you have to give Augustus a try. There are a lot of new settings and features like roadblocks to customize the experience. Also resizable window. The latest updates add new buildings for the late game which look and feel just like the original. Tbh the mod is an impressive work and it preserves its peak '90s aesthetic. If you're interested, the GamerZakh YT channel made several playthroughs."}
+{"text":"And yet here we are. Me, bloated and happy, sipping wine your wife poured, eating the bread from the wheat your kids grew and you mumbling something about annual inundation and market alignments before the lions come in. Face it Phara, you had your chance and blew it."}
+{"text":"not julius Disgusting."}
+{"text":"Diplomacy update public beta out NOW"}
+{"text":"Most missions are stupid bullshit. Even within a particular type you need to know what to look for. Consult a guide on missions. Ships are bought from wharfs (S/M) and shipyards (L/XL). You can right click and order ship or land and go to the ship dealer. Comments about which ship are rife with personal preference and you probably won't know yours until you try stuff. Just know different factions lean to different tradeoffs and what the classes are, then pick something. You can refer to sortable data sheets if you know a specific stat that you want to optimize (e.g. strafe acceleration on a fighter to dodge incoming fire). If you can't pretty quickly work out what missions you can do, you might want to just steal a medium miner (or do a start with assets to trade for one). Guides on that are readily available, the less forthcoming part is to target a ship in a system not owned by an ally so that there is no police response - a neutral system or ship in hostile space."}
+{"text":"Missions won't guide you to the objective if you don't know where the objective is. With a mission active you can comm friendly pilots and ask them how to get to X system. I generally start doing data leak repairs, satellite deployment, taxi service as long as it's station to station, mine removal; then buy a hand laser and start taking salvage missions. They're slower than they once were but still the fastest easiest way to make money if you find the ones with big payouts. Deliver food or construction materials are good too once you have a ship with a decent cargo hold."}
+{"text":"I got started with a 300k lockbox mission among a few others. Dunno why the payout on that was so high, though it did seem buggy on me and took a good while. I opened a few that weren't the objective (including learning that mined lockboxes are a thing - didn't even see any explosion, just spooky music and then game over several seconds later) and after a while the giant search sphere suddenly changed to a much smaller one a ways above the ecliptic plane."}
+{"text":"It used to be that you'd just pop off a scan and if the lockboxes were anywhere within range they'd be pinpointed. Now you just need to be reasonably close to the correct one for the scan to pinpoint it."}
+{"text":"My recollection is that I grabbed a lockbox a ways below where the correct one turned out to be, looked at the search sphere and headed for a lockbox on the opposite side, found that it was too far, opened the map again and then saw a new smaller sphere for the correct location. So still fucky in some way."}
+{"text":"Is it worth it to start with rts games in 2026? Never played one before."}
+{"text":"I'm sure you'll find out after 50 or so more of these shit threads."}
+{"text":"kys zoomer"}
+{"text":"Watcha playan listnan unit favan For me it's the RA allied campaign, TD's Depth Charge and I love the artillery, I just think it's neat."}
+{"text":"I have played CC1 and RA1 recently, had some fun and started Tiberian Sun but the GDI campaign is such a dogshit miserable experience. Half of the missions are some stealth bullshit. Maps are enormous but unit sight range is 10cm. 30m timers that last only 10min. Artillery everywhere that can snipe you from across the map and invisble enemy bases. Now I'm at Destroy Prototype Facility mission but air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this."}
+{"text":"I think many of the stealth missions are optional, but yes, they're bullshit if you expect to complete them on the first try even if you know how the mission goes. air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this I'm a hover MLRS enjoyer. Honestly I feel like they're really slept on. The mobility is great for micro and many missions are designed so that water is the enemy's weakness. The missions I dislike are the ones where Nod has a missile silo as super weapons can make the ground unbuildable if you don't make a concrete foundation."}
+{"text":"Just finished GDI campaign. Played only for the story but in the end I barely understood it because of the bad audio and lack of subtitles. It was also such a pain in the ass searching for every unit and having to destroy every building, even the electric fences, for missions to end. At least in previous games when the AI couldn't do anything anymore it sold everything and rushed your base so it was easier to clean up."}
+{"text":"they'll wipe out anything Lol? A couple of grizzly's Rhinno's would mop the floor with them. Now I'm at Destroy Prototype Facility mission but air units just come to rape my units and I can do nothing about this. Let me guess. NOD Harpys just murder the fuck out of Umagon as soon as you get close to the main enemy base? The best strat is to capture the sub-terrain APC stationed in a small nod outpost, and then fleeing in it as soon as you discover the prototype facility (You will have to use your regular Mutant troopers as cannon fodder to reveal Banshee fighters). Hope this helps."}
+{"text":"The missions I dislike are the ones where Nod has a missile silo as super weapons can make the ground unbuildable if you don't make a concrete foundation Sooo... only a final mission. Because in other 2 missions with super weapons NOD only has a chemical missile."}
+{"text":"How do I acquire proficiency?"}
+{"text":"the answer is grenades and grenade launchers"}
+{"text":"I never played 1 but have played 2 a bunch, great game"}
+{"text":"mandatory:"}
+{"text":"Is he okay"}
+{"text":"mine dude got a bit concussed but otherwise fine"}
+{"text":"What's the current state of Command Modern Operations?"}
+{"text":"no idea, last time I played it was back in 2017 and I thought the A.I was a mixed bag since it didn't react to losses at all. You'd sink a carrier in carrier task force and the task force would still keep sailing on the same path. But on the other hand it does submarine hunting really well, submarine and aircraft A.I are decent. Since the game models the entire planet, all terrains are 1:1 match to real life, no weird ass stretched terrain features like in other games that just uses a flat map like in War on the Sea or Sea Power."}
+{"text":"Dirty shameless self bump. This is really fucking cool anon, is blender easy to learn? The idea of being able to 3d print and then paint a model boat of one's own creation seem rad."}
+{"text":"Yes and  yes. Naval art is fun, but I personally find blender a bit easier. Of course, naval art has a built in function to export .obj files, so that's neat. Though, I don't know how optimized they are for printing right off the file. Plus, there's nearly every gun ever made on the workshop, so you can get some wild builds going."}
+{"text":"Best city builder in your opinion? Cities: Skylines Shitties of them all in my opinion. In this one you have shit like 16 people living in a skyscraper and you can't even build realistic sized cities. The traffic simulation is supposed to be good but its nonsensical (drivers are incapable of changing lanes, the game puts pedestrian crossings through roundabouts etc.). Cities: Skylines 2 Not even top tier computers can run this past a certain city size. Simcity 4 You can build massive cities in it. Its a shame that the game was designed to build american style cities though (no mixed zones, no public housing, etc.). Game runs like shit too because of its old engine. Citystate 2 This is the best one in my opinion. Economics makes sense and you have neat details like poor people building slums if you can't fill their housing demand either through making enough housing zones or building public housing units. There is also an entire legislation system that allows you to make anything between a communist hellhole and an anarcho-capitalist dystopia. I wish the game was moddable though."}
+{"text":"Oh sorry. The construction mechanics of the game are where it truly shines. If you're on realistic mode every single thing needs to be built with resources and labor. You can deliver machines to job sites to increase efficiency but you will need some kind of supply and distribution set up to get everything to work. It's the only modern city builder that let's you actually build your city piece by piece. Sim city for example, you select airport and click. Boom you have an airport"}
+{"text":"There are plenty of other colony builders like Banished There is only Banished and \"Banished killers\" which flop"}
+{"text":"you select airport and click. Boom you have an airport I’m a (non-civil) engineer, isn’t this how it works? I thought it worked like this."}
+{"text":"out of the loop, what game is this?"}
+{"text":"Its more of a colony builder since the transportation options are so limited and the population is so low."}
+{"text":"still no access to panzer strike beta"}
+{"text":"I just hope they will listen to the right about what to improve."}
+{"text":"the right what? TELL ME"}
+{"text":"Teehee forgot a word there ;^) \"people\" I meant"}
+{"text":"are there any similar projects that are not abandoned?"}
+{"text":"Let's have a chat about games you personally hate to like but still do. Also dune bread I guess."}
+{"text":"Vernius hands down. Unless you're fucked in the first 10 minutes you can do whatever the fuck you want while saying no fun allowed."}
+{"text":"Harkkonen since they seem to have the most bully potential."}
+{"text":"I like most of the factions: Atraides: powerful economy and units, you can annex good regions w/o connecting them, while having quick airfield network. Harkonnen: oppresion gives economic power on par to atreides, while also giving extra stuff killing off rebels, you can sustain attrition warfare as you get stuff by losing units. Corrino: you're rewarded by developing flower around your bases. giving other factions sardaukars to fight wars for you is extra thematic. factions I'm undecided about. Smugglers. late game economy seems to be stronger than atreides or harkonnen, but all out war is not theire strong suit as they cant fight prolonged wars as good as atreides/harkonnen/corrino. also fighting means you're losing your underground installations, which can be major setback to your economy. Fremen: on paper they are good at fighting, moreso than other factions, but in practice, you just don't have that late game economy engine to feed endless warfare. Factions I dont have much experiences with. Ecaz: i dunno. they seem like corrino as in you have constant RNG regarding your starting tiles. Vernius/Ixians: they look cool, but i haven't played as much as them. they seem to have knowledge advantage."}
+{"text":"Problem with artds is they can't pillage, and that's a lot of potential cash not available. Hark armies are fantastic - until they're not, same as economy. If you can punish their armies basically killing themselves and if you're say a smuggler and completely fuck their militia so they lose to rebels or at least don't produce as much while getting zero effort cash from their armies, and rebels dying... Yeah. Corrino was nerfed from God-tier to meh. Smugglers meanwhile get to snowball like no one else while their armies are only vulnerable to melee rushes by say fremen. Vernius is all-round broken as long as you don't stand inside EMP."}
+{"text":"we want the Arcane audience"}
+{"text":"I'm currently playing Earth 2140 on NORMAL and holy fuck. I'm 20 hours in and haven't finished the UCS campaign yet. Granted, some missions were harder than needed because I didn't realize you could call in reinforcements on some maps, BUT Maps are a grind and sometimes come down to who runs out of resources first I'm convinced the Devs are downright evil. They know the pathfinding for UCS mechs sucks, and the maps are a combination of chokepoints, cliffs, and destroyable terain you have to manually target. UCS air sucks so you have to grind them down with mechs all the time if you don't have the SHADOW vehicle that gives stealth to your mechs One of the Scandinavia missions has you approach an enemy base from two sides with a 1 tile chokepoint on each sides. Your mechs stack up and die really easily. The UCS navy sucks, and you don't have air in that mission forcing you to grind them down wave by wave hoping to snipe some of their important buildings Many missions start you in the middle between multiple enemy bases and they assault you immediately. Constant raids by enemy air and land transports full of infantry that capture your buildings and blow them up. Also, if the objective is to capture a building and you take it, they'll actively try to retake it and blow it up, failing the mission for you. Scripted attacks all over the place This truly was a time when devs didn't give a fuck. I've heard that the Warcraft 2 expansion is hard but I haven't played it. Recommend some ball busting campaigns"}
+{"text":"I couldn't beat Tzar: The Burden of the Crown's campaign as a child, retried it as adult and still got my ass kicked. I wonder if anybody actually beat that game without cheese."}
+{"text":"Sudden Strike and especially Forever were a constant stream of FUCK YOU if you weren't playing West Allies."}
+{"text":"and then suddenly getting swarmed in some expansion mission because I didn't prioritize defence. in BTDP it's better to just be insanely aggressive, that way you don't need to defend. you can beat most maps by kicking the AI's ass before it gets set up."}
+{"text":"Game"}
+{"text":"Post screens faggot"}
+{"text":"Germany is fucked. I had hoped they would run through France, but France has been on a war footing for nearly 3 years while Germany has not. Plus Germany never got Austria because I wiped out Austria before the Anschluss event could fire. So we got France snailing their way into the southern half of Germany while I causally crawl my way towards Berlin. Yeah, very disappointing. No. I cant be fucked. Just imagine the world map getting painted pink other than France and all the starting puppets."}
+{"text":"Okay so Germany crumpled like wet toilet paper under the mighty onslaught of my armies. I have every worthwhile strategic bonus available. Bit fucking annoying though the way puppets suddenly pop back into existence once their original masters are fully annexed. Like Manchuria. It messes up the global color scheme. So now its only me, France, and Russia ( and the unavoidable puppets ) But its still only late 1939 and the civilian nuclear technology is being held back by the ahead of time malus. Still a long way off producing nukes. Just invade Russia for fuck's sake No, I want to nuke them, then just taking Leningrad should be enough to force a surrender. Ezy pezy, no hassle, no fuss, no grinding out the last advances towards distant victory points."}
+{"text":"Just saw this thread is over half a year old with less than 20 posts, four of which are mine made in the last few days, lol. I'm out, bye! Protip to OP, if you want people to engage with your thread at least have something intelligent to say."}
+{"text":"You play at 2x or 3x speed nigga, it's manageable"}
+{"text":"so now that modders fixed the remaster, what's your excuse for not playing it?"}
+{"text":"does remaster have the copypaste feature of the ceasar 3 fan mod?"}
+{"text":"what's your excuse for not playing it? I have the original with a resolution fix. Also, how the FUCK do you beat Meidum?"}
+{"text":"Um actually Satan, the Pyramids were built with seasonally unemployed farmers who needed something to do during the flood of the Nile. You would know this if you played the game."}
+{"text":"what's your excuse for not playing it? It's boring"}
+{"text":"(heiled) They were browns so it's fine."}
+{"text":"Paradox can't help themselves. eu5 is done."}
+{"text":"here"}
+{"text":"(((Paradox)))"}
+{"text":"Top Sodding Kek, these bountiful (You)s invigorate me! I am ready to strike out at the paratroon menace and make all shills rue the day! My cup runneth over! KEK!! KEEEKKK!!! KEEEEEEKKKK!!!!"}
+{"text":"Robbie died of colorectal cancer in 2017. You have to let him go...."}
+{"text":"Why else would the Charlie Kirk's assassin would spend over 4k hours in HoI4 instead of playing at least a dozen more gay furry VNs?"}
+{"text":"All guides i find online write that Darth Vader is one man army super unit that can take planets in ground battle at his lonesome, but i found him to be too underwhelming. what he is great blaster magnet and that's it. Emperor is kinda weak as well. Jedi hero on other hand are all fucking OP as hell. Kenobi can auto heal, is tanky as hell, way more tankier than vader anyway, Luke is very fast and you can turn invisible and run away if he's low on HP, and yoda IIRC can auto heal as well. General Veers is Empire's MVP of ground combat. he can spam units and his range is almost like artillery unit. and how you use Boba Fett in ground combat? his jetpack is good if you need to run away, but other than his flamethrower, he's just bit tankier stormtrooper (against anything other than infantry, he's useless)"}
+{"text":"Yes it is you dumb fuck. You want to be able to lose multiple heroes who are part of a commando unit whenever you like without consequences. If you want mods more suited for babies and retards, Remake and Republic at War are right there."}
+{"text":"You want to be able to lose multiple heroes who are part of a commando unit whenever you like without consequences this is also not what I said. You fucking faggot, you just LOVE putting things in my mouth that don't belong there. All I want is RESPAWNING heroes after a LONG time just like in vanilla EaW. Nothing more, nothing less. But you just have to create a whole story in your head that isn't even remotely true just because your skin is the color of shit. That's why you deserve to go back where you came from. Because in the civilized world, we don't just *assume* the other person is a dumb fucking nigger like yourself"}
+{"text":"All I want is RESPAWNING heroes after a LONG time just like in vanilla EaW. So you want to be able to lose your heroes with no consequences. Like I said originally. Alright retard."}
+{"text":"I wanz commando units to spawn all of their heroes until the entire squad dies"}
+{"text":"There's no way to make them respawn individually in a company like that without having hero respawns turned on in general unless you make the whole company a LUA dummy and have it refresh unless they're all killed."}
+{"text":"shittiest faction in gameplay by far weren't they the best pre-dlc faction?"}
+{"text":"trees are perfect for highlighting the player/AI divid: force peace is an iwin button against AI, but nearly useless against players. You depend so heavily on peace (bonus approval, bonus ship damage, bonus sci/dust once you research mantle) so a human will simply declare war to prevent your bonuses. Getting good output from riftborn requires a little tedious busywork. You want to use a shit system to constantly make bots and then ship them to your real systems. After a certain point on your real systems it's no longer worth making pops there due to increasing costs. Since you're constantly moving pops away from the baby factory worlds, the cost stays low. This also means you want to colonize a lot of systems since you're going to have these dedicated botfarms in addition to your real production planets. Fortunately Riftborn are great at colonizing a ton of planets early on because the colonies don't need to drain food from existing systems like it would for other factions. Also, the bonus approval on sterile worlds makes it very easy to cancel out approval penalties for overcolonizing. You want to make a ton of colonizers early and grab a lot of systems quickly. While you can grab worlds quickly, it does become harder to support/protect them later because your ships are naturally slower than every other faction, so you want to do it early while militaries are weak. It's ultimately kinda tedious constantly shipping the bots around to build up your worlds, but you'll have insane production this way."}
+{"text":"Don't you have ways to prevent real players to go to war with you? It does cost influence after all."}
+{"text":"Why are the AI so strong specifically on riftborn at higher difficulties? Pretty consistently they will have wiped out 2 factions on their own even if I never run into them."}
+{"text":"If they want to declare war and have the influence, they can. It costs more to declare war from a state of peace or alliance compared to if you were at cold war. Unfallen generates influence faster than most factions early on (think it's only nakalim who can generate more outside of someone getting lucky with a unique planet that gives bonus influence), and starting turn 2 you'll have the law that reduces the cost of diplomatic actions beginning to stack up, so you can get your peace agreements going. The issue is that you can always declare war on someone from peace, but once you're at war you can't force peace anymore. It doesn't matter how much influence you generate at that point as the other guy just needs to generate enough for that one war declaration. There IS a condition of forced truce in war, but it requires a certain amount of time to pass and one faction has to be absolutely kicking the shit out of the other for it to be possible. Doesn't matter who's dominating who, just requires one side to be dominating and then either can force the truce. Force truce can be blocked with sufficient influence, but it's extremely expensive. As long as you don't fight the unfallen directly you can just sit at war with them and they have no way out of it. I don't know if this is still the case cause I haven't played the version with the patched AI yet, but the way it worked before was AI attempts to rapidly take colonies with no regard for anything else until it hits the colonization limit, and then it sits on those territories and doesn't expand. For most factions this kinda sucks because it forces your single home system to provide food to all of those colonies, so your population takes forever to start growing and your output gets crippled. Riftborn don't use food to grow their population, and they don't use food for their colonies either. This makes the usual AI pattern accidently match exactly what you want to be doing with riftborn naturally."}
+{"text":"Just played through the Songs of Conquest campaigns. Hero progress carries over between missions which is nothing unusual, but also between campaigns when you're fighting the guys you controlled in a previous campaign. Silverlink still had all of the resource generating Glimmerweave items I stacked on her in the previous campaign. I imagine you could make things a lot easier/harder in later campaigns depending on how you leveled and itemized your heroes."}
+{"text":"I see a very washed out color pallete that blends everything together into a very brown mass. Putting aside the obvious associations with brown I generally find the excessive post-processing very ugly."}
+{"text":"I see a very washed out color pallete Yeah that's fair, like homm2 looks great and is much more saturated, this is closer to homm3 but not quite as washed out as that."}
+{"text":"...so all you're really doing is encouraging players to gimp their builds before the campaign ending. Genius game design. No wonder nobody wants it"}
+{"text":"It's a minor flavor thing that doesn't affect the campaign much at all. Why does it trigger you so much if you haven't even played the game?"}
+{"text":"a minor flavor thing playing against your own minmax'd build is the furthest thing from a \"minor flavor thing\" a \"minor flavor thing\" would be the character saying huh you seem familiar... not literally putting your own build against you, you dumb fucking nigger"}
+{"text":"Anyone else ever play this game? Never see any threads on it but its always been one of my favorites. The CTW campaigns are incredible, immersive and all the nations pretty well balanced (fuck the mayans though). Despite a few things that could be improved it still holds up well to this day. The soundrack is also just pure soul from the very early 2000s. Was it just not that popular or am I one of the few who actually liked it?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to see something like pic rel in a RoN2 that will never happen."}
+{"text":"mokcup"}
+{"text":"Really depends what you're looking for Both EE and AoE have way better campaigns RON has the best QoL features by far but AoE is simple enough that the relative lack of automatic actions isn't THAT bad. EE has the best sense of scale and of the three has the most epic feeling large maps with pretty high popcap for its time. RON has best soundtrack (see the rest of this thread) but EE has best sound direction (early attempt at dynamic background music, distinctive sounds for all attacks, death shouts, voice lines for all hero units, etc.) RON has the most in-depth economy / city building. Also, the combination of territory following cities and attrition damages removes a lot of the tedium of cleanup operations when capturing enemy territory (though some may argue it makes it too expensive to attack in the early- and midgame). Back then I liked EE the most but it is WAY more jank than the other two in a lot of ways. At the time the jank was cool and endearing but it's more noticeable now."}
+{"text":"Is there any mods worth playing?"}
+{"text":"Who owns the rights? Microsoft? Weird they haven't done anything with this IP. So many civilization clones coming out you'd think someone would make a new Rise of Nations. I like RoN but I wouldn't say it was better than Empire Earth, definitely not AoE. Its more like someone tried to merge Civilization with Age of Empires so you have borders built around influence like in Civilization. Just a basic sequel with some innovation would sell pretty good I imagine."}
+{"text":"no \"send all stockpile\" in lend lease Is this a me problem or does TFR remove this feature? Sending weapons to the Japs during the GAW is ass. Also a side question but will the next updates do anything with the Patriot Front? Specifically post-war. To my understanding the group is isolationist but given how fucked the world is in this timeline it could be argued that intervention in some of the wars is the correct choice. No, that was a lie they deleted the hre path for Germany because it ruined game balance and had no historical basis I never played that path but they have removed alt-his content. I do recall there being some drama around Qing content not being implemented as well though I do not know the details. They lost me when they made Hungary a puppet, that is so ugly and gay to look at and deal with."}
+{"text":"Did this artist ever get around to making a Patriot Front comic? I remember one panel with a soldier of theirs guarding a courthouse with a Nazi stormtrooper but I don't have it saved and I have no idea if that was intended to be followed up on.."}
+{"text":"but will the next updates do anything with the Patriot Front? You know it would be really funny if it turned out that PF is actually working for the Order/Purity/Capital. To tie it back to their irl fed accusations."}
+{"text":"It could also be interesting post-war content to have the remaining glowies fight a shadow war against the OIA."}
+{"text":"waiting for elder kings edition prev"}
+{"text":"There are reasons to play in India. Just off the top of my head: elephants (All Under Heaven gave that to other places, admittedly) wind furnaces are good paiks are pretty cost effective garuda warriors gives a unique court position become chakravarti gives whatever religion you are access to great holy wars they have a Silk Road market for free chinkovations They have as much (or more) content than playing in most other parts of the map that haven’t gotten a dlc aimed at them. Thats more of a failure on Paradox’s account than actual praise for Indian gameplay though."}
+{"text":"They have an interesting place in between the Muslim and East Asian world, sort of like how Eastern/Southern Europe starts are so fun since they’re between the Catholics, Byzantines and Muslims"}
+{"text":"They're doing a Holy Site/temple model creator pack (featuring that little place called Saint Peter's in Rome idk its not some pagan incest bit)"}
+{"text":"I feel like they may make a region DLC with caste mechanics and such either this year or the next. Pretty weird they don't use castes right now when CK2 had them."}
+{"text":"Empowering units is very important. It grants them a significant durability and offensive boost to the point that for those 5-10 seconds, you can more or less leave them to their business to boost somewhere else on the battlefield. I also need to warn you that you need to get the Shield of Ptolos during the Tower mission with the Orcs (You'll get the steam tank). This will make the final mission easier. As well, during the first undead mission where you protect the town, you need to burn a library to get a special item which gives a wizard +1 spell. Finally there is another item in the vampire level where you can give the wizard the wand of jet, which deducts spell cost by 1. Get those three items and the last two missions, by far the hardest in the game by a metric ton, become very feasible to win. Also be certain to get the banner of wrath too in the first mission protecting the steam tank. You get it from the orcs who come from the hill. If you fail to get it, restart. This applies to all of the above items."}
+{"text":"Empowering units is very important. It grants them a significant durability and offensive boost to the point that for those 5-10 seconds, you can more or less leave them to their business to boost somewhere else on the battlefield. Well damn. I hate all the busywork, but I can deal with it. It does make me wonder why it's even a thing. To my knowledge it isn't a translation of anything from tabletop, so did they just put it in worried that people would get bored given the pace of the game, or just a way to compensate for small errors in micro? And thanks for the tips; Shield of Ptolos usually comes up whenever people talk about Dark Omen. I had to redo the first undead mission because I missed the item there, though I realized buildings could be destroyed when a stray cannonball took down a farm. I was worried destroying them all would lead to a failstate, so I just left the last ones alone. Took me by surprise seeing the npc run out screaming as a he burned alive."}
+{"text":"I would wager they did it to give more interaction for the player but also to help in the fluctuating nature of the dice rolls taking place in the background, so there can be some sense of agency. At least in DO you can see visual feedback of it functioning. Took me by surprise seeing the npc run out screaming as a he burned alive. Grim. Still, let us know when you hit the Black Pyramid, it's tough. That or Mousillion, the second last mission."}
+{"text":"The world has been saved!"}
+{"text":"It's unfortunate that the Definitive Edition for Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War completely failed to address the biggest thing that's holding it back from unlocking its multiplayer potential. The lack of information transparency. The game tells you like 10% of the things you need to know to properly utilize your units. This unit has armor type (Heavy) Infantry and it's good against Infantry and/or Heavy Infantry. Majority of units in the game, but there's a huge difference in how and why they are effective against Infantry or Heavy Infantry. Then you get situations where you are clueless until you experience it, if you see then comparatively unique armor types like Commander or Daemonic, and even then it makes a big difference on what kind of unit is having this armor type. The most straightforward group is Vehicle armor type - most units that claim to be good against Vehicles are, in fact, good against the Vehicle armor type. But some of them are also great at ruining infantry compositions despite not being good against them, some are useless against infantry unless it's a small unit size squads... etc etc. I think it would've been much better if the game just straight up listed the weapons the units use and explained exactly how each weapon type generally works and what are the weapon's advantages and disadvantages. Like get rid off \"this unit is good against X\" and instead \"this unit has [weapon], which is effective against [armor type AND what quantity/quality we're talking about][+ any special ability of the unit's weapons]. And then, instead of blindly relying on vague \"good against\" tips, you can go down into the minutia/balance issues, how the Heavy Bolter for Space Marines is actually superior to Plasma Guns in 99% of cases because the Plasma Guns don't do enough damage in their niche, and their only real advantage is that you can fire them (very inaccurately) on the move, unlike Heavy Bolters which need to be set up. We need a Spirit of the Dawn."}
+{"text":"Post your replays, so we new girls can learn from high rank experts"}
+{"text":"last time I played was over a decade ago and the balance hasnt changed since then my dude. Not buying definitive because I dont support jews"}
+{"text":"I identify as a Dawn of War expert. watched all the youtube videos"}
+{"text":"It doesn't FUCKING WORK!!!!! paste into folder go into a generic map, task is still to annihilate get attacked by SM after I end my turn, only my HQ is on"}
+{"text":"I'm not familiar with Warhammer lore and I didn't look it up either, but Soulstorm gave me the feeling that the old ugly men in Sisters of Battle's unit repertoire get to spill their disgusting old seed all over the naked athletic bodies of Sisters of Battle, because the God-Emperor told them it's a good thing."}
+{"text":"cautiously optimistic this time also whats wrong with 3? was it really THAT shite?"}
+{"text":"please be good"}
+{"text":"I played the shit out of 2 as a kid. My mom did too."}
+{"text":"I want to see a somewhat-competitive multiplayer session play out."}
+{"text":"imagine selling some corpses illegally"}
+{"text":"Where's the fucking thief class?"}
+{"text":"'bout to download this to experience Dawn of War 4 beforehand. What am I in for?"}
+{"text":"Disappointment."}
+{"text":"Same devs. Same priorities. Same UI. Same engine. Same composer. Et cetera. Once DoW4 comes out Iron Harvest will be the game closest to it."}
+{"text":"A janky slog of a game that tried to incorporate too many concepts and succeeding in none of them."}
+{"text":"my dad works at ASDA Different universe. Different IP owner. Different autistic truth police GW tard handler. Different gameplay mechanics. Different cover mechanics. Different vehicle mechanics. Different terrain and environment. It'll be the same as Iron Harvest in the sense that they are both RTS games and that's where the similarities end"}
+{"text":"oh, and the factions are not mirrors of each other with 1-2 different specialist units"}
+{"text":"Thread inspired by this  thread. Post only the most cringe looking strategy units. Starting off with Praetorian from Homm6. Tier 1 unit btw."}
+{"text":"To this day I'm baffled why they decided it was a good idea to remove a head from the genie. But given responses above I'm sure there WILL be a contrarian claiming how genius this design is."}
+{"text":"Yes, I thought the same. I can't think of a reason they just couldn't go with a design more like homm3 or from posterior games that had hot genie chicks. I guess they just went ahead with the most whimsical concept art they had, same reason the djinns had those big ass hands"}
+{"text":"I can picture devs trying to go for \"mage's bodyguard\" look with this design, but even then it's overstylized. At least Homm7, while not having the best reputation among fans, brought back sexy genies (although the design itself was made for Homm6 before the mages town was cut from that game, Homm7 just reused it)."}
+{"text":"WE ARRUUH DUH MACEMEN WOT? ALL THA' WEYUH? WOTCHA NEED?"}
+{"text":"Why yes, our game was made post-WC3. How could you tell?"}
+{"text":"weird game isnt?"}
+{"text":"I'm not downloading any playable viruses unless somebody confirms that this '\"game'\" does in fact contain real cheezy poofs as commonly rumored."}
+{"text":"why is nobody talking about this? biggest total war mod just dropped for attila and it made the games peak population triple overnight."}
+{"text":"It's fun for a game or two (I'm sure the terrible faction balance will be fixed soon enough/with submods) but honestly the War of the Ring just isn't very suited to a Total War game unless you completely go off-script. The good factions were able to hold the line for like six months once Sauron started moving and had basically zero offensive capabilities. They should just set the game during the 2nd or early 3rd Age, that way it'd make sense to have the factions relatively balanced (save maybe Numenor during the late 2nd Age) and have the usual TW gameplay of actually going out and conquering shit with all sides."}
+{"text":"Why would they do that? It made sense when Bethesda tried this because they wanted to make mods a paid, copyrighted product. But what does killing mods for old games get CA? Surely they don't think people will buy their newest slop just because they broke mods in an older game with an update."}
+{"text":"Because they make playing as any of the good factions boring as shit by mopping up most of the evil ones."}
+{"text":"Did they nerf Dale yet?"}
+{"text":"Don't think so, but there's already mods for it."}
+{"text":"play press buttons faster than the enemy win Why is this considered strategy and allowed on this board? This shit is basically just Osu but without the music and in pvp mode."}
+{"text":"you can't strategize while under a time pressure? pathetic"}
+{"text":"See that ridge? We stand perfectly still until god tells us to move Ignore that enemy coming at us and bracing weapon Ignore that he's aiming at us! Ignore it, men! That's TRUE real life strategy right there, so-ACK!!!!"}
+{"text":"Poor people are people too."}
+{"text":"Would you like chess if you had to read a passage from a book before you make a turn? What kind of analogy is this? RTS players don't read and process redundant information, they memorize everything by rote and cite it from their own minds as a checklist on the maps they play for years. the think more about what the player might do next since they already know what they are going to do."}
+{"text":"Can anyone tell me why my guys are starving despite available logistic points being like 7 times higher than consumed ones? Are they just too fucking lazy to pick up their stuff or what? Logistics man, how the fuck do they work?"}
+{"text":"We're looking for a 6th player in a new SE MP campaign. Preferably someone experienced with MP, and comitted to deliver consistent daily turns over the next 6 months. US or EU timezone. Planet/start TBD, but maybe: T4 Terran 2 or more starting cities no oceania Apply to: Orboto (@) proton (.) me Only one spot, so if you don't hear back, then we went with someone else."}
+{"text":"How low does population have to drop before you lose a zone level? As in, you can upgrade to III at 50k and IV at 100k. How low can you go before your level IV downgrades to III?"}
+{"text":"Medusa Alien life Roll until get 33m tall Kaiju."}
+{"text":"pack of alien ballsacks cross the road and just keep moving into the wilderness now tens of thousands of men are starving to death on the other side of the planet"}
+{"text":"anyone finna get in on the Republica beta test?"}
+{"text":"Roadmap revealed One last major update of 2025, including allied bot support for skirmish 1st DLC will be free and coming early on 2026. Full reveal on December 9th will add a new \"allied\" country, which will be available to the US side as a spec in multiplayer (likely the Baltic units from singleplayer) new environment and maps planned for later 2026, released for free alongside the listed paid DLCs full expansion for 2027 with a new singleplayer campaign and a new faction"}
+{"text":"Back in 2005 we were still making fun of Russia getting Grozny'd by goatfuckers and their strongman dictator doing shirtless photo ops like a gay pornstar. I guess we've come full circle in that respect."}
+{"text":"Most people who care enough to go talk about the game online probably play premades so they are hanging out in their team's discords."}
+{"text":"I know everyone takes Airborne as NGSW since they were buffed, but I've gotta extol the virtues of Vanilla Airborne. On a cost for cost basis they're equal to Marines in a forest fight but way easier to transport since 9 men fit in most US vehicles. I've been running Airborne/Stryker with the vanilla loadout alongside Combat Engis and just dominating forest fights in the US mirror."}
+{"text":"Dropping this here because I have nowhere else to put it: I did some testing to quantify how many supplies it takes to heal damaged infantry/vehicles and what the game bases this on. For vehicles, it's relatively simple. The game divides vehicles into arbitrary categories. Every vehicle within a category has the same repair cost regardless of its price, plus a flat additional repair cost for each modification. The game doesn't differentiate between differently priced mods, just whether or not you changed the value from its default. So for example, a vanilla Booker costs the same to repair as a vanilla Stryker. A Stryker with a grenade launcher and armour upgrade costs as much to repair as a Dragoon with APS, and as an Autocannon Booker with APS. It seems that all tanks more or less share a cost category, and most other fighting vehicles share a second. For basic AFVs, it's roughly 1000 supply for a full repair + 20 per mod, for basic tanks it's ~1200 supply + 35 per mod. Infantry are a little messier. When a squad model is dropped, the ammo it carried is lost, and when that squad member is 'revived' it's revived with 0 ammo and needs to restock its ammo from supplies. I could disable resupply to get cleaner numbers but since in practice you'll always be resupplying squads you repair I figured it was more sensible to leave it on. Generally speaking, the base repair cost for infantry scales with their size, so smaller squads are cheaper to reinforce. But since you also need to restock revived models, in practice the cost varies based on the what kind of equipment is being restocked. For example, Standoff Rangers lose their RAWS model last so they don't need to replace it, while CQC Rangers have to pay to replace all their LAWs. Generally, 6-man squads range between 800-1k supply, while 9-man squads sit in the 1200-1300 range. Very large squads like Raiders move closer to 2k."}
+{"text":"no we weren't, that was the height of GWoT."}
+{"text":"How long until Paradox abandon EU5? This was supposed to be their magnum opus.. no one wants to play.."}
+{"text":"Stellaris is the only GSG I've seen my normalfag acquaintances talk about"}
+{"text":"Sweetie, people R*ddit are saying player numbers don't matter and it is perfectly normal to have lower player numbers than CK3."}
+{"text":"And that game is shallower than my backyard pond so it figures"}
+{"text":"So we need to: Fire Johan and kill the studio Put someone competent in his place to tard-wrangle the project Revamp most mechanicst in the game Rebuild the IU Sounds about right."}
+{"text":"Just realized they made a big fuss about dynamic flags and yet I've never seen anything but the standard flag for all countries. What even causes them to change?"}
+{"text":"Fuck that specific spot edition Thread to discuss Graviteam tactics and Combat mission games and others like them."}
+{"text":"Which operation is this and is that a Universal Carrier?"}
+{"text":"Operation Star And yes."}
+{"text":"Bridgehead secured, mobile infantry and armour will push through the centre towards the final objective of Odrinka, meeting the remaining enemy forces head on. While company's of foot sweep the forest on either flank."}
+{"text":"I've always thought they looked a bit grim. Don't know how their actual performance was. Also, looks like the threads nearly a year old now."}
+{"text":"the cancer that killed total war"}
+{"text":"bought it on the wintersale but im not really impressed with the game maby need some more hours in it"}
+{"text":"if you're not already a huge fan of fantasy and aren't impressed by the spectacle then there's not much else to it, it's a fairly plain game"}
+{"text":"Yeah they discovered warhammercucks are used to eating shit so they stopped trying."}
+{"text":"You missed out on Shogun 2. It was the peak of the series before everything else subsequently made Empire look good. Like some other anon said, every time they implement a good mechanic in a new tw game, they immediately ditch it in the next one for something broken and retarded. Shogun 2 had the most streamlined mechanics which actually made sense."}
+{"text":"Shogun 2 was ass. Med 2 was the peak of the series."}
+{"text":"Ok, I've seen enough. I've had my fill, I've played my money's worth. When did you realize you were done with your favorite strategy game, and that it was time to move on?"}
+{"text":"Uninstall and kys then tranny"}
+{"text":"Are Argentina and Chile considered white? They have a considerable european population."}
+{"text":"I've never installed KR retard."}
+{"text":"are the devs still on holiday?"}
+{"text":"Gold Team is back and looks like a hefty update is coming soon."}
+{"text":"Has anyone tried this game? could a smooth brained person like me enjoy it? I found Dominions and Conquest of Elysium too much menuing and strategy for my taste"}
+{"text":"very much, yeah. lars's squad solos just about every army in the game, and muskets in general are OP."}
+{"text":"Yeah, but you have to look up a guide on how to take out the castle."}
+{"text":"Do you really? I just put every dragon unit on the assault team"}
+{"text":"I think I did that once, but it relies on there being relatively few units in the castle."}
+{"text":"A group of 6 of them should be plenty as long as one of their super generals aren't in there."}
+{"text":"\"KNIGHTS!\""}
+{"text":"EB2 would be cooler if they made the rebel factions weaker. The rebels are so overtuned that AI starting next to other AI factions like the Greek battle royale is actually massively beneficial for them and you will see a major Greek power in ~100 turns while most northern/western minor factions that start surrounded by rebels would've done so little in 200 turns that they look exactly like they did on turn 1."}
+{"text":"select unit \"NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS\" It truly was a different time..."}
+{"text":"It would be cooler if rebel factions could act like normal factions, basically Rome 2 and later game style."}
+{"text":"Seems like a call-forward to the Habsburgs unless I'm missing something"}
+{"text":"EQVITES CONSVLARES!"}
+{"text":"starting a new country from nothing is fun exploring the map is fun claiming valuable land and resources is fun developing your economy and infrastructure is fun defending your borders from barbarians is fun fun stops when you get to war because while you were busy building a nice country another player was just spamming troops and rushing military technologies so you just get stomped with doomstacks for merely existing I genuinely wish there was a game that was based ONLY around this early phase of every civ game where you explore the map, expand your borders and grow your economy without the part where some agressive player rapes you. Preferably with more detailed economy."}
+{"text":"hepic High Energy Physics Integrated Circuit?"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"Then the AI just mega forward settles you and wastes land. Fuck that."}
+{"text":"always peace is ultra-cutthroat since you can't punish overextension"}
+{"text":"Just make a hotseat MP game and delete player 2's settler, now you have a game that's just you and barbarians."}
+{"text":"What does /vst/ think about these games and their expansions?"}
+{"text":"I've played around 80 hours ln 2 with first dlc. I enjoy it's not classic RTS with mircro and macro, more like playing a chess with goal of winning a game with least moves. Spiral dlc changes dynamic a lot turning from larping as resistance to full open war as long you keep unlocking spire cities. AI is pretty fun with vanguard ad manruder fleets. I just hate whole aspect of tower defense."}
+{"text":"Arcen is one autist's passion project. Dude went bankrupt making failed games which led to a divorce and then married a rich woman to keep funding his game dev hobby."}
+{"text":"on rails choose your own adventure narratives with reddit writing\" To be fair stellaris proves this is a good choice."}
+{"text":"and then married a rich woman holy based, didn't know this was how he bounced back"}
+{"text":"married a rich woman just to fund his autistic meme games based"}
+{"text":"And Six Ages. Post your tula."}
+{"text":"So what no fucking sequel now?"}
+{"text":"Wind was so-so. Light Going Out is amazing."}
+{"text":"ignore my cattle i totally didn't cheat"}
+{"text":"Need this game but 40k Chapter Master themed."}
+{"text":"Anon, you can currently, right now in this moment, buy CoH2 single player bundle and multiplayer bundle for a total of £17 on Steam. You got ripped off hard. Hell, you can get all of it for £7 on G2A"}
+{"text":"coh2 plus all DLC is good, but youre going to run into a ton of hackers and extremely skilled players in MP. Frankly, at this point coh3 is better than coh2, so if I was you i'd spend the £60 on coh3, or just get the coh3 base game"}
+{"text":"Meh £8 is hardly gonna break my bank I bought the basegame for Coh3 and i'm slowly learning the basics, I know it's overplayed and i'm glad that the southern front is getting some love but I miss the eastern front after playing through the coh2 Soviet campaign."}
+{"text":"how is playing this game on high ping? my connection's pretty bad at the moment and it sits at 90-200ms depending on the time of day but it's usually at 170ms is it bearable? some games like war thunder or counter strike are no big deal on high ping but i remember back when i used to play league of legends even being on just 80ms felt like torture"}
+{"text":"declared war on USA for no reason Made perfect sense. America was already shooting at German ships. Shoot on sight orders from FDR in September 41 while Hitler forbade the kriegsmarine to engage as he wanted to avoid escalation. Pearl Harbor was his ‘well fuck it’ moment."}
+{"text":"Vanilla with more shit No its not. HPM is railroaded as shit and the AI is even worse than vanilla somehow."}
+{"text":"64-bit patch on their ModDB that has nothing to do with them, applying 4gb patch on 32bit executables has always been there other than that, it's your average reddit bloatmod with an unplayable amount of provinces, missing ai and iron shortages throughout the whole game"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"This every mod of this game is bottlenecked by jank 2010 Clausewitz code and all of the attempts to make an open source Vicky engine are either dead or in the hands of trannies."}
+{"text":"it makes more sense historically"}
+{"text":"It's up"}
+{"text":"Fuck whoever designed this map"}
+{"text":"Anyone wanna play some coop on this fine sunday?"}
+{"text":"Wolf has two setups. The large castle is ass but small castle wolf will spam out horse and arab archers plus he's one of the few AI that makes swordsmen and trebs."}
+{"text":"blood for the blood god"}
+{"text":"AI slop"}
+{"text":"So uhh... What ever happened to Land of Lords?"}
+{"text":"You're naive if you think he had any chance to make lasting impact on the game"}
+{"text":"He was the momentum behind Ingerland who was actually changing the game"}
+{"text":"forced to find employment as a bidet repairman KEK"}
+{"text":"the lol killer..."}
+{"text":"it's over for Admin"}
+{"text":"Do you ultimately prefer turn-based or real-time strategy games, and which are your favorites? RTS has always filtered me hard, having to juggle multiple things going on all in real time is tough (maybe this thread can change that). So for me with turn-based it's: Master of Orion II Civ IV Conquest of Elysium games I am learning Shadow Empire now and it's a lot"}
+{"text":"I play turn based games almost exclusively since I like planning out and executing strategies more than I like the high speed clicky part. I will admit to really liking Pikmin (3 > 1 > 2 > 4), but that’s an RTS for actual children."}
+{"text":"I can play turn based on handed."}
+{"text":"Best is both: limited interactions in strategy layer, limited units in tactical layer. Just like total war. Turn-based is terrible for combat tho, dnd's rounds a lot better. With high amount of units/interaction options every of them is crippled."}
+{"text":"Wtf I wrote this comment a month ago. Holy shit this board is slow."}
+{"text":"I wish the bump limit was adjusted on this board, and the max number of threads was lowered. Opening a thread that is months old and no ongoing discussion sucks, so conversation just dissipates."}
+{"text":"Is Sands of Siberia any good? The quick sketch cinematics like the American campaign look cool but I hoped the Arabs would have a different style."}
+{"text":"Nigger, it's a fan mod done by a small group of autismos. What's impressive is the fact they reverse-engineered the game and made the campaign all on their own, even contacting the original (ha!) devs for input and consultation, while you are bitching it's not good enough. Still, playing that mod without reading the source material is a tough one. The game as released kinda-sorta works without knowing the book, but the Arab campaign fully relies on knowing at least the general outline of events from \"The last day of Creation\""}
+{"text":"Except it's not the only arab campaign available to download. Or the only mod. reverse-engineered The devs gave the source code away in 2011. The last day of Creation Not sure why they wouldn't make it self-contained, you didn't actually need to read the book to understand what's going on in the original game."}
+{"text":"source code Yeah, in 2011. The modding scene for this game dates back to early 00s why book Because the original game deviates heavily from the book, whereas the mod directly borrows main plot elements that have little-to-no connection of the game's plot. The game already makes barely any sense in its release state, while anything Arab and merc-related requires to read the book to grasp what the fuck is even going on, since nothing really spells it out"}
+{"text":"My beloved game from childhood at last mentioned at /vst/. Am I in heaven? Am I in paradise? How did I deserve this? I don't know anything beside base game, I must fix that."}
+{"text":"worker teleports back home lmao. dropped !"}
+{"text":"How would you have done the time dilation?"}
+{"text":"I wouldn't, I'm too autistic and would probably cancel the project before folding to separation of time methods"}
+{"text":"How Software Inc does it by having real diurnal cycles, but few days per month (like 1, 2, 4, or 8 days per month, depending on what the player selects). The player should be able to select: - the number of days per month (necessary) - the number of IRL minutes a day takes to simulate (desirable but not necessary) and the game should adjust the productivity of the worker so that one month of productivity is (roughly) the same in all cases so you could have one 1-hour day per month or four 15-minute days per month or even 30 24-hour days per month if you really wanted"}
+{"text":"If you just want to hang out in a decade for longer, then simply multiplying the length of the 60 second day by 1 to 5 and touching nothing else would be better. If average productivity over time is kept the same, then the game is just running slower because the amount of resources, money, and construction would all have to slow down as daily productivity is reduced for longer years."}
+{"text":"I try to limit myselft to 1 Early Access game every major sale. Which one is better? I'm particularly looking for deep content (not something that I'll feel like I've seen everything after 2 hours) And tens of hours (if not hundreds, maybe) of playtime"}
+{"text":"space haven is visually gorgeous but i have mixed feelings about the gameplay, it's a cross of rimworld + ftl and quite unforgiving, a lot of weird granularity like with the food would've preferred if it leaned much more heavily into the ship sim/exploration"}
+{"text":"From glory to goo RTS/ Tower defense game its a fun little game don' expect much. Space haven Rimworld but on a spaceship where you need to salvage mine hulks/astroids"}
+{"text":"FROM GLORY TO GOO IS SO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH FUCK. Can't emphasize enough how great that game is it's so comfy but also extremely stressfull and the basebuilding is simple but has a lot of depth and slowly expanding around the map is very fun and strategic. Really my favorite indie strategy game of all time, GO GET IT YOU FAGGOTS."}
+{"text":"space haven looks nice but it has hardly any content after almost 10 years and everything in that game takes like 5 times as long to do as it should"}
+{"text":"having played both, goo has both depth as a product right now with two completely different races to play as and a bunch of sub factions within those races, and a dev that has been chugging for years with consistently great updates that expand the game more and more. Campaign is apparently soon, if only chapter 1. Space haven played like unfinished garbage last i tried it with 'why dont my retards do x things all of a sudden?'"}
+{"text":"The gameplay of E*5 was fun for a while, but it takes a short time to learn the ropes, you quickly realise there is Little to challenge you since, in classic strategy gamę fashionable, the AI is braindead and has to rely on arbitrary modifiers on higher difficulties to keep the Player challenged in any way. I would say this is an issue with paradox but honestly, look at something like civ, the last game where the ai was in any way decent would be something like alpha centuri. But regardless of who's fault it is, it has Been only a few months and you know damn well that people are scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertiantiment from this game when they're ALREADY doing the whole \"playing tall\" dance to try to milk some sort of challenge out of the game. It's honestly sad, when I see this type of shit posted in Vic*oria 2 discussion I get it, there is fuck all to do in that game so your only ways of milking engagement out of it is by limiting yourself to 1 or 2 states. Same with &&4. But with it happening so soon to **5, I can't help but feel like this is a massive failure on the game's part. If people are electing to playing in 1 province and speed 5-ing through the game until they quit, I can barely call that a game at that point."}
+{"text":"It's fun game if you play retarded starts where you need to cheese ai But after you get to normal size it's too easy yeah Last three runs i did Tuaregs in Tadmekka Literally caveman village tier start but you can expand rapidly Manx Norse larp Bavandid county Persian larp"}
+{"text":"It's the typical issue of the game just not offering enough of a challenge to large nations and the developers even refusing or being unable to actually make internal politics matter."}
+{"text":"Maybe some people just like playing tall. Maybe some people just like playing wide. Maybe some people just like playing for the immersion fantasy and not just for the most hardcore challenge possible."}
+{"text":"Part of it is avoiding judgement. Expanding fast requires using all your skills and knowledge, and it's a map staring game so it's very obvious when you suck at it. \"Playing tall\" implies being good at internal management, but most games offer very little challenge on that aspect, because the only internal management you really need is not collapsing while expanding. So you do mostly nothing for an entire campaign, and everyone is good at doing nothing."}
+{"text":"no not really nobody's first instinct when playing the game is to just sit on your ass on speed 5 and do nothing, it's something people do to advance time fast while pretending that it's intentional"}
+{"text":"so what exactly went wrong with this one? for me the very first thing was the prefabricated buildings. they advertised the game as rimworld meets ck. let me build everything manually bro....!"}
+{"text":"Fun for about 2 hours, and that's it. The hard cap on the character limit kills most of the social sim elements and makes the economy even more into a micromanaging hell."}
+{"text":"so what exactly went wrong with this one? ... everything? The sole fact this game was made from ground up for the sake of forced memes should tell you everything"}
+{"text":"slav dev please understand The sole fact this game was made from ground up for the sake of forced memes ?"}
+{"text":"i think its the ck2 fuck your sister memes"}
+{"text":"le hardcore le die to some bullshit and loose everything"}
+{"text":"anyone tried clanfolk? looks like a somewhat complex medieval scottish rimworld without the the fantasy shit"}
+{"text":"I would be surprised if there isn't already a mod like that for Rimworld."}
+{"text":"Only thing I don't like is having to use stone tools at the beginning since it triggers my historical autism but otherwise it's a comfy game with good lighting and shadows."}
+{"text":"stone tools what is the supposed time period for this game anyway?"}
+{"text":"We are talking about Scotland after all..."}
+{"text":"1300s. ngl, going from stoneage to the middle ages kinda bloats the game, there are so many crafting stations i often don't know which one to select if i wanna craft something"}
+{"text":"Aside from RTS missions and roguelikes, what games have shorter play lengths? It's not because I'm a redditdad who needs to feed the wife's baby, but because I'm retarded and like being able to understand how I messed up by replaying it and seeing the effects it had then and not 5+ hours after the fact"}
+{"text":"Aren't most strategy games relatively short and easy to follow? I'd say it would be easier to list games with long, persistent and complicated gameplay where carelessly bricking your run five hours is even possible."}
+{"text":"Aren't most strategy games relatively short and easy to follow? Many aren't. In those levels usually last anywhere from 30 minutes to a couple of hours."}
+{"text":"almost any tower defence"}
+{"text":"what games have shorter play lengths? You'll typically want to look for games aimed at portable consoles as this is, generally, a factor that's considered and they use a shorter mission structure. Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced Final Fantasy Tactics A2 I'm retarded and like being able to understand how I messed up by replaying it Wild Arms XF This last one will really give you some replay. Missions are less about stats and more about puzzling your way through, and if your set-up is particularly worng you'll spot it early. Quite often you can brute force it but it's far more likely there's a simpler way if you apply your mind to it. Gets a lot of hate because it relies on actual tactics instead of spamming abilities and OP classes."}
+{"text":"This game is shit and can't compare with other major RTSes at all."}
+{"text":"only amerimutts rate starcraft desu shit game for mongs"}
+{"text":"NO ONE CARES about SUPCOM"}
+{"text":"This I can't agree with. Units in CoH were some of the stupidest, most helpless and least autonomous I've seen in the genre. I always had to tell them everything: where to stay in cover, which direction to face the MG, how to angle the armor, typically moving each unit individually like in a turn-based game. There were no unit stances like 'aggressive', 'defensive', 'patrol' or 'flee when attacked', and units generally couldn't handle getting outranged or outflanked on their own. They sometimes behaved stupidly when not watched closely, like driving backwards towards the enemy, and many weapons and abilities could wipe out whole groups of units instantly. Some, like the motorcycle needed a lot of precise micro to get anything done, and I've read about various tricks and exploits to get the most out of of your units in multiplayer."}
+{"text":"\"set and forget\" your units enjoy losing a full squad to a single nade"}
+{"text":"You are so damn stupid it's heretical."}
+{"text":"you know, I loved the old TTD music so much, I haven't played as much OpenTTD but has anyone really attempted to make some sort of downloadable mod with good music, last time I checked the music wasn't all that good anyway."}
+{"text":"it would be way op"}
+{"text":"So ECS is dead, right? It's just FIRS and its offshoots now?"}
+{"text":"infinite water usecase? wetlands cool house painter no worse than founding industries i guess time to play some trains i guess"}
+{"text":"i would love to see a city builder spin off from openttd it already has a leg up as far as im concerned because it doesnt use the awful americanised \"zoning\" concept"}
+{"text":"letting normalfags playtest the game would just result in it becoming eu4 though?"}
+{"text":"worse, like ck3 and vic3."}
+{"text":"When is 1.1 Rossbach? 1.1 Rossbach will release first into beta in early February, with its live release following around 2 weeks later."}
+{"text":"None is getting filtered, it is just one of million things that are worse than they need to be"}
+{"text":"It's not worse to the point the game is unenjoyable and if it is for these \"people\" I would in fact say that they were \"filtered\"."}
+{"text":"I just think it's neat."}
+{"text":"i just think it's too fuckin tiny"}
+{"text":"as I remember it, it's less a strategy game and more of a sandbox builder but it's been a few years since I played, maybe it gained some depth since then, but I doubt that with the mobile first design and all"}
+{"text":"Mobile game Into the trash"}
+{"text":"Where should I start with RTS games if I've never played one before? The closes I've played is Totally Accurate Battle Simulator"}
+{"text":"Age of Empires 2 is the gold standard for historical RTS. IT's focused mainly on medieval era. Age of Empires 1 focuses on the bronze age up through the iron age. Age of Empires 3 is early modern to industrial age, but it changes the formula of the game a lot, adds a lot of mechanics which were very controversial back then, and still are really. AoE 4 is kind of a mix of AoE2 and 3, but it stays much closer to the old formula than 3 did, and also goes back to the medieval era, though shifted forward slightly. AoE2 is early medieval to late medieval, whereas AoE4 is more like high medieval to early modern. Aside from Age of Empires, there's the Stronghold series (medieval western Europe themed) and Cossacks which is more eastern Europe early modern era."}
+{"text":"I expect virtually no serious reply since it's apparently the least popular historical game but still: What are your subjective / objective best mods for Empire Total War? I have tried to play that piece of shit game twice and either nothing happens or huge blob blobs up half of the world and that's that"}
+{"text":"warcraft 2 is too slow, you should play an even slower game like dawn of war instead"}
+{"text":"I would recommend battleforge or skylords reborn it plays like an autobattler/tft/deck builder but you can actually control your units after summoning them"}
+{"text":"Cyber Knights: Flashpoint just got out of the EA. It's an xcom-like cyberpunk turn-based tactics. Thoughs?"}
+{"text":"i'll try it, just need to start and finish several 300h+ campaigns across several UFO Defense mods, first"}
+{"text":"current state of game is all new updates are on the beta branch while they update the unity. I'm not sure what the benefits of this are (they exist i just don't know unity) but they're back at work. they also seem to have extended the steam sale another two? weeks, which is nice for people who want it on sale (though the game isn't really expensive) Other than drone pilot which is clearly next up class wise not sure what else they're working on, but they're back at work. Steam forums seem pretty active and they're still taking player thoughts/advice. 2026 is looking good if they keep the energy up. I hope they move in two directions, personally. 1) more upward power levels. Now that there are special troops and tank enemies, keep expanding the late late game for those of us who get really attached to our teams and want to play forever. give it a roguelike difficulty curve above say pl10 so you can't do it forever but expand the level cap late game etc. 2) continue to lean into replays also. possibly even with a LOWER first retirement option at even pl5. the other place this game really shines is how you can do unlimited xcom, so to speak. and to some extent rpgs but it's light there, and i assume they'll lean into that once the combat and everything is just right. so there just keep doing what you're doing, adding more proceedural and hand crafted this or that so we can also just keep doing playthroughs, new vegas style. a corpo playthrough. a loud playthrough, an evil playthrough (more of this plz). you're already doing this pretty much, so that's all fine. but if you really nail this (and you have, you just have to keep filling the hoppers and keep adding this or that (more costume pieces so each team can look distinct, and more pawns but i know they're coming) and more features/power to the casting director this game could have a REAL long tail on it. the kind of thing you're still making reasonable sales on in 5-10 years and can port like everywhere. /tism"}
+{"text":"Needs more characters to do the second one. I know they're not doing procedural because they're getting like 100 custom characters from kickstarter, but i'd like some new dudes to play with also."}
+{"text":"latest update includes a new guy (and some bug fixes and reworks the new biome a bit)"}
+{"text":"Why did Microsoft fumble AoM so hard?"}
+{"text":"Is japan confirmed? Will there be Kappa?"}
+{"text":"Anon... Japan has been out since October There's a Kappa god power"}
+{"text":"bait"}
+{"text":"Oh, maybe I should pick it up"}
+{"text":"It's pretty good, would recommend Better than the Chinese civ, I'd say"}
+{"text":"I love a good RTS campaign. What are some good ones? What makes a good RTS campaign? What are some underrated ones? Did Arthas really need to purge that city?"}
+{"text":"My pain is beyond cosmic here in how Blizzard treated their greatest character. Then again that's not old Blizzard."}
+{"text":"Old Blizzard were the ones who shat up the setting with MMORPG in the first place. They were the ones who made Sylvanas a strong and independent Mary Sue who dabbed on silly stupid Garithos the Racist Chud. They also were the ones who made Jaine Proudmoore into Big Orc Cock loving whore who let her father die over this. They also were the ones who shut down Blizzard North."}
+{"text":"A little detail I loved regarding Arthas' VA was his stutter when encountering Muradin. His surprise + admittance he didn't even know he was there signal that he 100% would have made an effort to come to the rescue. It's *probably* the only time he was broken out of his revenge obsession"}
+{"text":"Muradin Another reminder that WoW is hot garbage that ruined Warcraft. However, during the War against the Lich King, it was revealed that Muradin survived this brush with death, and wandered the wastes of Northrend with no memory of his identity. He was eventually found by the Frostborn and made leader of their clan under the name Yorg Stormheart. Rediscovered by his brothers years later, Muradin rejoined the Alliance and commanded its forces during the siege of Icecrown Citadel."}
+{"text":"How he got memory loss from ice shards I have no idea."}
+{"text":"Fuck dwarfs"}
+{"text":"No. Not only did the dwarfs attack the elves for absolutely no reason when the knife-ears came to them seeking refuge. Then this caused Gallean to call out Wotan on this and demanded that he does something about it. Wotan kills Gallean and throws his body into the sun with the latter's wife Solionelle managing to only save her husband's heart at the cost of turning into a skeleton creature that is now Mortis. Needless to say her wrath on the dwarfs was very swift and very brutal with three clans being utterly annihilated and the Mountain Clans were decimated in general. Both in numbers (especially the three clans that were annihilated) and economically. Moral of the story? Don't kill another god's worshipers who ask you for help, nor kill a god if that one demands justice for innocent blood being spilled."}
+{"text":"All those low level summons are there to weaken neutral mobs. They end up doing more damage than damage spells against stuff like single Ogres and Dragons."}
+{"text":"Fuck right off. There's a reason why Bethrezen targeted knife-ears first and not the humans he created and that betrayed him not once but three goddamn, literally, times. And them \"seeking refuge\" involved invading dwarves that were minding their own business and fighting off demons on their own and then after getting their shit pushed in, invading AGAIN. And after they got their shit pushed in by defending manlets for the second time and losing their head honcho, his main bottom bitch decides to indulge in necrophilia and create the undead horde. As one does. And what do they do after reuniting in their expansion? Yup, invade third parties some more. They're THE villains of the story and coping from your part will not change that."}
+{"text":"No. It was the Angels who are responsible for all of this. Also elves are under Gally and Soli."}
+{"text":"Play the first game."}
+{"text":"Let's talk about an once glorious franchise."}
+{"text":"People shit on Fallout 2 I only see that shit on this retard board F2 literally defines the whole lore."}
+{"text":"ohshit, thought I was on /vrpg/ the heck is this doing here?"}
+{"text":"I only see that shit on this retard board hard to see it anywhere else when you don't visit other boards if you visited /v/ you'd shove a cock in that retarded mouth of yours and shut the fuck up"}
+{"text":"if you visited /v/ say no more, Mr.Gaylord can't beat your expert opinion"}
+{"text":"when it comes to lore F2 is by far the best, fallout 1 is the most consistent but is too limited. Im not afraid to say however that i find F2 too old, specifically it's often difficult to tell what the quests want from me unless they are very very specific about it, sometimes they ask you to search for NPCs and give you a broad destriction of how they look but... the graphics do NOT help this. There are many other examples like this, but i blame most of it on myself, if you're \"competent\" enough to get the quests rolling they're usually pretty good."}
+{"text":"Hi everyone, I am working on an early concept for a post apocalyptic city builder inspired by classic Fallout style games and I would love to hear honest feedback from players. The idea is a city builder where you create and manage your own settlement in a harsh wasteland. You build districts, defenses, infrastructure and deal with morale, resources and events. Combat would be turn based and tactical, inspired by the first Fallout games, and directly connected to how you design your settlement. The game would feature different factions with unique mechanics, for example Wastelanders, Vault Dwellers, Super Mutants, Ghouls and a technology focused military faction. Each would play very differently, not just cosmetically. At this stage I am mostly trying to understand one thing. As a player, would you be interested in a game like this. What would make you want to play it. What would immediately turn you off. Do you prefer deeper city management or more focus on exploration and combat. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"\"on the ocean\" means literally floating on the oceanic waters, retarded non-anime watcher."}
+{"text":"Fantasized about a Fallout Tactics sequel with something like this, but with more factions joining you and with an additional X-COM vibe to it. A CRPG like the original Fallout games (all of them, Tactics included) where you are given a Brotherhood outpost in a medium village and you have to expand/manage it + do missions for both the BoS as well as both the people in your outpost and outlying villages. Missions ranged from normal generic ones (seek and destroy, salvage, treasure hunting, hostage extraction and more), and story ones. Encounters like in the original Fallouts would still be a thing and you interacting with the game's setting also like in the first two games (in fact, some story missions and side quests would be available if you interact directly with people in your outpost and the various villages and cities). You could wage war with the various factions in the game, but you can also make alliances with some of them if you help them out. The results would be not only getting access to a new pool of recruits (including Ghouls, Super Mutants, sentient Deathclaws, Robots and more), but also grant you access to unique buildings in your outpost and gear that the factions come with (and with your scribes researching those, they can come up with upgrades for them and even wholly new gear like Super Mutant Power Armor and more). Vehicles would also be a thing like in FT:BoS and would include giant transport robots too. Of course you do create your own character and you have access to unique NPCs you can recruit like in the original Fallouts, but also generic ones that you recruit. Story missions and side-quests are done by your A-Team only, but the generic ones can be done by both you A-Team and your generic troopers. Essentially Pathfinder Kingmaker, but with much better city building and the first three Fallout games with some X-COM thrown in."}
+{"text":"The idea is a city builder where you create and manage your own settlement in a harsh wasteland Totally oversaturated genre"}
+{"text":"Thread gets immediately ruined by idea guys wanting someone else to make their own game for them"}
+{"text":"What would make you want to play it. if my city would actually look clean and advanced What would immediately turn you off. that nigger shit in your screenshot diverse boss women"}
+{"text":"Is 4X suffering because the developers are bad or because you can buy, for cheap, the best 4X games ever made?"}
+{"text":"their good ideas were all 4X mechanics like FIDS and districts, writers/artists need to be kept on a leash and the fewer the better or you get , so better to accomplish more with less writing/art"}
+{"text":"Excel sheet games are boring 80gb to download a 4k map gameplay is gay as fuck see that number right there? Yep, I'm winning heh Make it look good, make it look fun, /vst/ autists don't understad that VIDEOgames have to look interesting, that's why Age of empires is still popular"}
+{"text":"VIDEOgames have to look interesting, that's why Age of empires is still popular Was OK bait up until this part, you laid it on too thick"}
+{"text":"The 4x formula is kind of inherently satisfying in the 'line goes up' sort of way but the genre as a concept has had a core issue with its progression curve that nobody has been able to solve. It's one thing when the genre was young, but you can't just go back to the way things were in the early 2000s, reproduce those attempts with all of their flaws and expect players to overlook those flaws today the way they did 20 years ago. Inherently, the genre is about making choices now that will impact the state of the game later. It's a thinking ahead game, and part of the appeal is how much of the decisionmaking and thinking has to be forward rather than immediate. It's this aspect I think that separates it most fundamentally from realtime strategy games, where the strategy and paratext are similar but more focused on immediate reaction to developing circumstances rather than carefully planning and anticipating future ones. The problem is that as a 4x game progresses, the line goes up exponentially. The more up it goes, the less significant each individual decision matters, the less you have to think ahead and the less rewarded you feel for that thinking. Planning to secure your second territory is a major achievement, planning to secure your 50th is just going through the motions. Once you've reached the tipping point of 'too big to fail' or when the moment-to-moment management becomes cumbersome and unmanagable, a campaign has effectively run its course and will just gradually become less fun until you quit. But for a genre all about putting in effort now for payoff in the future, building towards a future where the game just becomes boring and you quit undermines every action at every phase of the game. There's no natural endpoint, nothing to achieve except exponential growth that outpaces the UI's ability to manage or the computer's ability to render. Solve the endgame problem of 4x and it could return as a viable genre."}
+{"text":"Solve the endgame problem of 4x and it could return as a viable genre. Old world did. All 4x games need to understand they need to focus on a specific smaller era instead of trying to be a thousand year empire simulator. Either have blocks when it comes to eras or some some other solution that makes the game shorter."}
+{"text":"kills ur game cuz u didnt do something the devs told u to do what a fun mechanic thx eu5 devs"}
+{"text":"I would be happy if EU5 turned out like Imperator. Basically all launch problems fixed and the game turned over to modders"}
+{"text":"I suffered through trying to play Imperator on launch day, and the weeks of patches where they were breaking shit and introducing new bugs (I fondly remember \"lol you can't take islands in peace treaties anymore lol\"). Love how the game turned out eventually, shame they dropped it. That's why I'm hyped for EU5, and haven't touched it yet. Give it another six months in the oven or whatever, and hopefully the devs have figured out what the fuck they want to do with the game by then."}
+{"text":"I had a dream where I played EU and my army was winning some battle but then I looked at the UI and realized it's EU5, my army immediately started losing, got defated and a game over screen popped up, then I woke up What did Johann mean by this?"}
+{"text":"instead of punishing the player for playing the game as intended why couldnt they just use the bonus to ai of eu4 \"lucky\" just give smaller AI conqueror kings it would make sense for ottomans or prussia or austria to be \"lucky\" and blob too just give AI events for maritime trade boons to fill venice will gold to use for mercs"}
+{"text":"I'm in the same boat. The is a small window between lack of content and bloat with Paradox games where the game is just perfect. Imperator sadly stopped just a bit before that window and while the modders do an amazing job, it lacks a few mechanics."}
+{"text":"Anyone else gave surviving tedium a second go? What's your impression? magnet:?xt=urn:btih:OINFQFL3E5COLIG6CEZLITAZB236PZ3T&dn=Surviving%20Mars%20-%20Relaunched%20%5BFitGirl%20Repack%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentor.net%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.theoks.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccp.ovh%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tamersunion.org%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bt4g.com%3A2095%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fbt2.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fbt1.archive.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filemail.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&xl=5878906361"}
+{"text":"Don't be such a square"}
+{"text":"for no reason could it be because the map is a hex grid?"}
+{"text":"can you get the patches for this game?"}
+{"text":"The usual places have the latest version"}
+{"text":"...yeah? It's not denuvo or anything."}
+{"text":"Is the game good now? Didn't see any threads about this. (Most of them are for the older games)"}
+{"text":"namefag of course you do"}
+{"text":"What's wrong with BIPOC representation?"}
+{"text":"Any idea when the next news of DLC drop?"}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lmao"}
+{"text":"Underrated UUs edition Prev"}
+{"text":"a novel device or idea designed primarily to attract attention or increase appeal an ingenious or novel mechanical device or idea intended to attract attention any mechanic which notably stands out from the base game due to its novelty."}
+{"text":"But then you start probing them about civ bonuses, techs and such and they always struggle to come up with ideas and most time they're shit. Those are the least important aspect of a new civ."}
+{"text":"i dont get the hate for aoe3, aside from the nonsensical rock paper scissors units its pretty fun and I'd argue that the deck building adds more strategy than apm autism tbqdesu shame its kinda abandoned, I enjoy playing as the italian venice colonists that abuse papal powers and lombars to trickle resources that help fight the terrain"}
+{"text":"It's the odd one in the series. Players expected something like AoE2 except twice as good, and instead they got something completely different in just about every aspect, and basically every idea became a reason to complain. Because of the round maps, the lack of dropsites, the lack of projectile dodging, the lack of treelines... Also the campaign sucks, it's the one thing I'm not even going to defend, and it's quite critical for an RTS to have great singleplayer content obviously."}
+{"text":"AoE3 is an AoM sequel with a historical skin instead of an AoE2 sequel"}
+{"text":"An awful thread for devs and no-devs to post their awful ideas for strategy games that will never see the light of day, etc. previous thread: I don't know why or how, but last thread bump limit, so here is the sequel."}
+{"text":"can't you make variations for tiles?"}
+{"text":"Ya, maybe ill mix just a few star ones in the empty tiles."}
+{"text":"New thread: May it hold another 200 days"}
+{"text":"So basically Crusader Kings: Hollywood edition?"}
+{"text":"Yes, exactly. And instead of conquering kingdoms, you purchase shares from other studios, until you have completely gained control over them. Of course, their sales prices will be determined by their theatrical performance, so if you first have to repeatedly hammer them in the box office. And, instead of dealing with vassals, you deal with your board and shareholders."}
+{"text":"Well I have a situation and I need your help A couple of days ago I re-downloaded Beholder to replay it and I'd forgotten about this character. I've just grown fond of her and I don't want her to get arrested. The thing is, for those who don't know the game, I'll give you a summary; basically, this lady was the wife of a violent man, and in an attempt to escape, she arrives at the apartment building that you are in charge of managing. There are two paths: in one you help her get a gun and she kills her husband but is arrested, or you don't help her and she must escape again to hide somewhere else Browsing the wiki, I came across a section that mentions it's possible to get her husband arrested, but this is the fifth time I've tried and it always ends the same way: she shoots him and ends up arrested. I can't refuse to give her the gun because then she'll leave the apartment and I haven't found any tutorials on YouTube that show any way to save her"}
+{"text":"Zoomie meltie op, post cock music."}
+{"text":"this reads like a legitimately well done creepypasta well done"}
+{"text":"There's nothing creepy about any of it."}
+{"text":"Give me your best simultaneous turns games. The kind where everyone pre-registers their actions and then they all play out together."}
+{"text":"Frozen Synapse."}
+{"text":"This."}
+{"text":"dominions 5"}
+{"text":"Wait for Lands of Achra to come out."}
+{"text":"it takes me hours to do turns play a blitz game, those are fun sometimes. turns are limited to 5~10 minutes for EVERY player, you will not have the time to script every mage unless you copypaste orders."}
+{"text":"I helped my family prepare dishes, chilled for half an hour at the table during midnight and spent the rest of the time playing EaW hoi4 since I had nothing better to do. I usually listen to r/a/dio but didn't feel like it this time. Did any anons play strategy games during new year's night? Which ones? Did you have fun?"}
+{"text":"I probably spent an hour or two in Stellaris? It's a pretty good game with some very neat features, but it's far from perfect and has a few limitations."}
+{"text":"Didn't think anyone would reply at this point haha. I last played Stellaris like half a year ago, in the summer. I return to Paradox games once in a while, tried all of what anons call nu-paradox except Victoria 3 and now EU5. I think Stellaris had a recent rework in May when I played in July and everyone was reeeing at how bad it was, but I didn't have much difficulty adapting to new pop mechanics and industry system. Nor did I encounter many bugs. I guess they fixed the worst ones in those 2 months. I also like the game, though after a while every playthrough kinda blends together, I guess it's because I don't pick the most schizo options, I just make normal empires with varying ethics and without civics or origins radically altering the game. Strangest I did at the time was a space fauna empire, but I abandoned that playthrough because apparently you can't design Voidworm Troikas because of an old bug, and they're kinda the crux of space fauna, the most powerful \"ship\" you get. It's sometimes interesting for me to read the event chains, but I don't actually want to dedicate the time to play through them, so for example with On the Shoulders of Giants I just found the events in the localisation files and read them there kek."}
+{"text":"Sassanids are by far the easiest faction in this game simply due to them having easy administration, sanitation bonuses, and proxy states who can fodder shit like the white huns. And Armenia which makes it easier to hold off Hunnic invasions."}
+{"text":"Somewhat unrelated but does LOTW's strategy of not fully wiping out Hunnic armies actually work? He said if you don't fully wipe them out they come back with shitty merc units but idk if it actuallt worked for me."}
+{"text":"before Attila dies every Hunnic army you completely wipe out respawns for free a few provinces away. You're better off smashing them but not completely destroying them until you kill Attila, then you can clean them up"}
+{"text":"Hunnic armies infinitely respawn to maintain a max of like 12. Wipe 1 and another full stack spawns somewhere in the east. If you leave them alive, they don't get replaced and Huns can't manually recruit new units, only hire mercenaries. Though they can easily vacuum up a whole province's Merc pool and attack you again, they will be much weaker than if they respawned with all their elite units. The AI is also why and doesn't like committing to risky battles, so you can easily build a defensive line along the Rhine and the Huns will just sit there staring at you until Attila dies of old age."}
+{"text":"You just leveled up your government mana points, which are created out of thin air by just passing time. You can research two ... I mean pass two laws: increase the necromancy power of all heroes by 1% (which will not do anything, until you are dealing with hundreds of dead creatures of the same type, because it will always round down) or to increase the attack skill of all heroes by +1 on the second monday of every month Why do they do this? WHY? Why not let me create wraiths instead of skeletons or allow me to forge berserker collars in the smithy, which I can put on units to make them very powerful, but also ai-controlled?"}
+{"text":"Just do something interesting! Doesn't matter what. Do something fun, creative, unique. Go wild with a single extremely OP concept and then balance everything around that. Asymmetrical fun! Don't play safe. MMOs and competitive gaming in general have lobotomized vidya design."}
+{"text":"Remember the Naga or the Chaos Orcs in Warcraft III? Campaign-only units that were never made into actual factions? You are fucking retarded for using Warcraft III as example of multiplayer being bad for games because that game has had a competitive multiplayer scene for over 20 years and still receive balance updates meanwhile it's generally agreed to be one of the strategy games of all times."}
+{"text":"meanwhile it's generally agreed to be one of the strategy games of all times. Here, we agree."}
+{"text":"Just do something interesting! Doesn't matter what. Do something fun, creative, unique. Go wild with a single extremely OP concept and then balance everything around that. Asymmetrical fun! Don't play safe. So basically: Disregard the majority of the playerbase and cater a whole game to my vaguely defined personal taste that change every 5 minutes"}
+{"text":"Strategy games do this all of the time. Remember the Naga or the Chaos Orcs in Warcraft III? But nower days we can't have that, because muh multiplayer. Yeah a campaign only race that has a few maps released after Warcraft3 had an expansion that was ONE YEAR AFTER RELEASE. And you are here throwing a tantrum over a tiny portion of a game that is NOT EVEN RELEASED YET. Learn some patience with the world and stop acting like some instant gratification child."}
+{"text":"Imperatrix Victoria released! Up for some kino?"}
+{"text":"I would assume because victoria 3 is bad"}
+{"text":"Just play EuV, it's basically victoria (and a better one at that than the actual v3) but set a few centuries earlier"}
+{"text":"This looks cool. I might buy imperator just for this."}
+{"text":"Ok but eu5 is just a modified imperator."}
+{"text":"It's a completely broken version of imperator, too."}
+{"text":"be maybe 12 see this game in a magazine hyped as 3D RTS screens look ugly so ignore mom and dad buy PC for Christmas no games, so buy magazine with demo disk Myth is there decide to check it out Bagrada! holy fucking kino! I'm now an old fuck and jaded about games, nothing catches my attention and everything seems shit. I have these initially sad moments when I launch modded Myth 2 just to kill some time and it's always a breathtaking experience. The narrative, the missions, the gore, the battles, the feeling of hopelessness... Yet you still micro, you still fight, you eventually win and then you see this screen with stats, see your heroes and casualties and it hits hard. No game has ever had this long-lasting impression on me, I don't think it's nostalgia, I just think it's THAT GOOD. Lets talk about it, shall we? Any anons on here been myffin lately?"}
+{"text":"This but Fantasy General."}
+{"text":"we found tha codex stayvun"}
+{"text":"I must be the only person who preferred Myth's western animation style to Myth II's anime style."}
+{"text":"Why is M-dude from Whomp here?"}
+{"text":"Casualty Casualty"}
+{"text":"how come the a-train series never took off"}
+{"text":"It's doing just fine in Japan. But why not the West. Our choo-choo games go back to Sid Meier and his game loop is completely focused on logistics. It's best seen with Transport Tycoon, the most popular of these which actually lets you play with no trains at all. Japanese choo-choo games weren't made by Americans. Japanese railways are for transporting people, not garbage between factories. People come into these expecting \"American railway, Japan\" and bounce off the moment where nothing they're looking for is there. There are no factories, no city imports and exports, no selecting which cars to put between which station to haul the right cargo. Simply put, it is a simulation of a Japanese railway company and as such is a completely different game to the DOS tycoons. The only commonality is that it has trains. Their game loop focuses on things like creating tight and efficient timetables. Handling morning/afternoon commute rushes. Setting up stores and tourist attractions. I.e. your typical JR daughter company bread and butter."}
+{"text":"Train autists not liking weeby shit Que?"}
+{"text":"its mostly the ui, even the full menu in picrel you have to enable over 5 options in the settings menu. the option to show the junction options is also in the settings menu and not turned on by default so your trains will constantly get stuck until you figure out you need to open up options and enable show junction options so you can actually route your trains. then the routing itself is not the \"normal\" place block signals here and here and there and until it works, you need to remember up to 20 trains and what they should do at each station. theres no way to check which trains stop where so you just need to remember which tracks they run and hope you dont fuck anything up. I played it today and that was my biggest pet peeve what anon says is right but its both different and completely opaque, theres no tools to inspect the simulation, no population maps, no demand meters, no indication of the flow of people, no district boundaries, just whatever you can guestimate the population and demand is from the number of buildings and ridership numbers (of each train, individually). You place down apartments and hotels and does it even have any purpose other than turning a measely profit. I suppose this is a fairly accurate of being an actual train company, but it goes against the west's whole \"more information = better\" style I dont know thats just my impression of playing a few hours, its like an obscure puzzle box which is not ideal for mainstream appeal, but i imagine its quite rewarding once youve got an internal model of how the simulation works. In hindsight there might've been something I missed in the report tab since I just wanted to check how fucked my companies profits are."}
+{"text":"Western train autists also do scheduling simulations with their model railroads complete with time cards and waybills. Its not some cultural inability to grasp scheduling. The simple reason why A-Train didn't do so well in the west was the lack of advertising because Artdink just straight up didn't give a shit outside of making a basic localization and tossing them randomly into stores where they disappeared in a sea of other autistic sim and management games. Most people only found out that there was a Japanese equivalent to Transport Fever/Transport Tycoon/Railroads that went all the way back to the 80's when All Aboard! Tourism came out because they actually advertised it and it was on the Switch."}
+{"text":"Most people over 50 still don't like anime, it's a fact."}
+{"text":"Is modded Distant Worlds Universe still better than DW2 and Stellaris?"}
+{"text":"For some reason I thought that number was misleading but after looking at my own game it might not be. Have you already researched the best survey tech? If you have, having a mining station or colonizing the planet will increase the survey value too."}
+{"text":"You are correct, I do have the highest value of survey tech for exploration ships but I forgot that stations will continue to go past the cap of 100 that the survey modules will go to. Although, and I should have clarified this, the womhole drive event tied to the planet said in the editor it was set to a discovery level of 100, hence my confusion as to why it didn't activate when I had explored the planet up to survey level 100."}
+{"text":"How long after the Shakturi colonize their first few worlds is the story event that allows for all the other empires to build their mega ships triggered? I read that it's supposed to be when the Shakturi start bringing in their own planet destroyer ships through the second batch of rifts, it's been at least two or three decades in-game time maybe even longer) and so far the planet busters haven't shown up yet."}
+{"text":"I still return to DWU from time to time. It was king of the space 4Xs for a long while, but its flaws are starting to catch up with it. Sad to say, waging war in the game is a chore. Enemy empires spam you with tiny hit and run fleets which pick off random mining stations, and there’s no way to keep track of what’s been destroyed so you can rebuild it later. The systems feature countless planets and moons with various resources but no way to pin a site so you can deal with it later. And even when an enemy homeworld is being bombed their gay little fleets are still zipping around random frontier worlds harassing freighters and causing endless pop ups with that annoying alert sound. Still…nothing comes close to that comfy sense of wonder as you explore and the progression of your empire economy as your colonies grow and develop. And the ground combat mogs stellaris. I’ll probably be shelving DWU for good soon, only because conquest is too stressful and annoying for my 30 year old boomer brain. Stellaris has more content and replayability at this point but that DWU civilian economy is irreplaceable. All those traders flying resources around…HNNNNNG"}
+{"text":"only because conquest is too stressful and annoying for my 30 year old boomer brain You could always try setting up a solo empire game with the maximum amount of space creatures to get the comfy early game expansion without having to worry about the conquest stresses. Maybe some pirates too, though in DWU they can eventually form their own empires if left to their own devices long enough, no? (It's been a while since I played the first game). A lot of the complaints you bring up I also sympathize with, I'm pretty sure both games have a search feature, but being unable to pin stuff for reference later is a feature I'd like as well. Constant attack alerts are also annoying, but for me personally I view it as an immersive feature of being the leading body of the empire. The job is never really finished. As for fighting all the hit and run tactics of the AI empires... I just kind of let it happen after a certain point. If a station that has a high quality luxury resource gets destroyed and it slips under my radar to rebuild, that's just part of the game. Something like an auto-build recently destroyed mining bases would be nice though. Maybe give it an additional administrative cost associated with it, or rebuild orders might just naturally stacking up and getting in the way of constructor ships being assigned to new base building would be enough. DWU has the benefit of years of mods though, especially ones addressing AI behaviors. I haven't played with much else expect for BaconUI, have you tried any or are you having the same problems regardless?"}
+{"text":"You guys seriously think EUV is playable?"}
+{"text":"Unplayable until they finish MEIOU for EUV"}
+{"text":"You guys seriously think a frogpost is a decent OP?"}
+{"text":"greatest of all time LMAO at this delusion greatest in series Well yeah but that's a really low bar now isn't it?"}
+{"text":"After 10 years, they never fixed the problem of religions disintegrating too easily in CK2. Or the problem of war settlements being breathtakingly unrealistic. They also never fixed many, MANY annoying problems in EU4. EU5 is enjoyable right now as long as you stay away from the parts of it that are blatantly unfinished. It's got a lot of new systems that I love."}
+{"text":"Its not delusion if its true."}
+{"text":"Is polytopia the only halfway decent mobile strategy game? I know the entire mobile market is cancer but there's gotta be something else I can play on my phone during breaks or when I'm taking a shit at work"}
+{"text":"What could you possibly find confusing about it? Each upgrade gives you an extra resource from all tiles of a certain type you own. If you have 20 river tiles and upgrade food on river tiles, you get extra 20 food each turn. Unless there are any cities on these tiles - then they count as city tiles and not river tiles."}
+{"text":"Polytopia is the best 4X ever because it's entirely about direct tactics and strategy rather than which specific modifier you made use to snowball out of control by the time the fights hit."}
+{"text":"Yea it's more expensive and less productive to develop in desert/ocean than it is on grassland/rivers and so on."}
+{"text":"Clash of Clans is a ripoff of Backyard Monsters"}
+{"text":"Elyrion, very easy to splash ground units to meet the breakpoints for knight kill chains"}
+{"text":"Why is the 3rd game in a strategy series often cursed? HW3 sucks AoE3 sucks DoW3 sucks Victoria 3 sucks HoI 3 sucks Civ 3 sucks Stronghold 3 sucks Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is why you follow the potc path where if the first movie is a hit you write a larger overarching story to get at least a trilogy out of it."}
+{"text":"What a disaster"}
+{"text":"I don't think there's a common reason. But for a lot of these the sequel arrived right at the brink of the 3D transition, which meant worse graphics, less units/things on the screen. Since that shit cost more to make, they dumbed down the gameplay for casuals to sell more copies, but nobody liked it. For some others, there was a huge timeskip between 2 and 3, and most of the original team left or got a decade older. Also Civ 3 was good."}
+{"text":"I mean that made it loathsome, but the gameplay isn't good either."}
+{"text":"Right. I actually had interest in the game because of that new game mode they added. I never had hope the story was going to be good but hey if the game mode was fun maybe it's a I'll pick it up when it goes into the bargain bin. The game felt like shit. And the demo destroyed any interest I had in it."}
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+{"text":"This board is for the discussion of Virtual YouTubers (\"VTubers\"), including those streaming in Japanese, English, and other languages. VTubers don't necessarily need to be on Youtube of course, they can be on Twitch, Niconico, Bilibili, or any other platform. Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances (\"IRL\")."}
+{"text":"Are the sugar free ones just as bad? If I dont have one daily for work I have PROBLEMS."}
+{"text":"I think it’s just energy drinks in general. Not sure if the sugar free helps long term or not good question"}
+{"text":"What damage? Besides her voice getting bad but I think that's just from talking so much"}
+{"text":"vshojo really fucked with the EN scene, it's kinda sad"}
+{"text":"Probably the insane amount of sugar redbulls have."}
+{"text":"Have You Seen Her? edition What is /lig/? /lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more. Why /lig/? Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on. Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Wait isn't that one a corpo? /lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents /lig/ Numbers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Do you remember when last year Para said, “I’ll tell you a secret but you have to go first. Confess, now!” And then she was like, “why are you confessing you want to put things up my butt? Why are you telling me that? Stop it! You should keep that to yourself!”"}
+{"text":"If you sing this whole song and post it Lyra will have sex with you (70% chance)."}
+{"text":"This poor man, now that I am an adult I see that he was the true victim in this tale"}
+{"text":"im short and bald para hates me"}
+{"text":"Wtf is this, why isn't Rissa on the cover?"}
+{"text":"she's there in spirit"}
+{"text":"They’re reposting tweets of that ex-Novelite who did an interview at fes last year before oshihening when Shiori homocollabed. My bet is it’s some seething Novelite trying to rile people up now that fes season is coming back up and he’s said he’ll be there again."}
+{"text":"The ex fandead who became a novelite is now a jailbird/watamate/pemaloe/whatever okayu's fans are called?"}
+{"text":"he’s said he’ll be there again What a shitshow ex-Novelite The ex-Fandead"}
+{"text":"him yeah, me"}
+{"text":"What else do the voices in your head tell you?"}
+{"text":"saba should drop nimi and dooby and collab with anya and nitya instead"}
+{"text":"saba should drop nimi Way ahead of you"}
+{"text":"Saba ever sullying herself with phase trash a lot of jokers itt today"}
+{"text":"Just had to shit behind a bush for the first time"}
+{"text":"Stream ended. Had to cuddle with catto :3"}
+{"text":"shameful"}
+{"text":"did this when I was walking home drunk at night once"}
+{"text":"GMM!!!"}
+{"text":"minker"}
+{"text":"Those aren't socks..."}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"sort her clips by views"}
+{"text":"Any good kisses or earlicking recommendations for sleeping I enjoyed Milo's when she did them"}
+{"text":"Not that far back, some time early last year. The blame is all on YT by the way. They have Nene scared shitless, because she's deathly terrified of losing her channel. Pretty understandable between her reliance on it and YT's AI powered moderation."}
+{"text":"that was a concept worth trying"}
+{"text":"yes, well done. have a sticker"}
+{"text":"that is an outcome that cannot come to pass. lumi can't fix anyone until she fixes herself. we'll find a way to keep the flame burning"}
+{"text":"I like the lemnon woman she’s funny sometimes."}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"So much weine"}
+{"text":"Mep"}
+{"text":"Good taste"}
+{"text":"good mep"}
+{"text":"Damn bro don't like booty nor breasts, maybe that other anon was right about calling you gay"}
+{"text":"neuro started it"}
+{"text":"only mini shall remain and be known as the girl that destroyed the neuro project, her attitude will evolve to match a second vei"}
+{"text":"aquwa, milk, nekoella (cerber's friend)"}
+{"text":"whomegalul"}
+{"text":"204* - Tentacles Edition What is /asp/? /asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing. Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube? Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive. Is there an audience for X? Would you watch someone do X? Is someone already doing X? What video editor should I use for editing clips? DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Let's revise what you said: even if she did her reps she would have believed everyone was telling her about vxscera instead of the only known schizo who does that"}
+{"text":"Vxscera should rape her though? Issue with it?"}
+{"text":"Let's just completely change what you said"}
+{"text":"So much for defending someone who you seemed to care so much about two posts ago."}
+{"text":"Impressive containment. The schizos are just fighting each other. Good job."}
+{"text":"Will /vt/ ever be able to forgive her, if she returns?"}
+{"text":"Tower is the brownest ever you brownoid"}
+{"text":"That just conyradicts what I said..."}
+{"text":"Nope what you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"This is dumb"}
+{"text":"Who the fuck is this?"}
+{"text":"stinky rat!"}
+{"text":"This woman will be the downfall of Cover. When the true extent of her crimes is uncovered she won't be the only one going to prison. Many others will go down with her."}
+{"text":"Lies"}
+{"text":"They said that about Fauna too Nimi was honest and unicorns only seethe because her marriage announcement made it clear that the unicorn stuff is only an illusion. Most Hololive talents eventually get married and it's absurd to expect vtubers to stay single for their entire career. While Kronii was upset that Fauna didn't stay a few more years to negotiate more with management none of them are angry that she got married."}
+{"text":"If by men you mean man (me), by rich your mean poor and by fuck you mean gets penetrated, then yes, otherwise, no."}
+{"text":"Is there a new rrat I'm unaware? Or was it told to you by the voices in your head? Now I am imagining IRyS getting a long rod inserted in her asshole and make it vibrate to sonic speeds"}
+{"text":"It was cute and funny (in the non-meme way)"}
+{"text":"Nice you learned to stop crying"}
+{"text":"I miss..."}
+{"text":"Don't worry we should get one more kino collab with her and another with haachama when they graduate this year. It seems that is what it takes for FWMC to want to collab with anyone not named Miko."}
+{"text":"SEX WITH COSPLAY SLUTS"}
+{"text":"nice tummy and shoulders"}
+{"text":"cute"}
+{"text":"Sexo"}
+{"text":"Claw edition Is Stars/Niji/FSP/Indie allowed? Yes! If your male is cute, he may stay. Is BFE and gosling allowed? Yes! There's no harm in loving your oshi without repercussions. Is female collab discussion allowed? No females or female only related drama is allowed, you have the entire board for that. I'm an indie doing research on how to be a cute boy! Any advice? Watch streams, lurk, and don't selfpost. If you want to self-shill, go to  instead. Additionally: Ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers and don't derail the thread with fighting. Fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposting is encouraged. Genderbends of males are discouraged and considered off-topic Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"For once it's the fans grooming the vtuber instead of the other way around KEK"}
+{"text":"Cass is crying now lol"}
+{"text":"Zanny you'd be surprised at how offensive \"listen to what your fans want\" is to other vtubers. So hearing it and having someone actually listen and do what their fans want feels amazing."}
+{"text":"Congratulations! Can't wait to hear them and see the short"}
+{"text":"at this point they find me i dont have to do anything"}
+{"text":"Imagine cute girls being like please anon please watch my streams !"}
+{"text":"nuggeted people are so cute sometimes wants to carry and throw them around strange maternal instinct manifestation"}
+{"text":"flips torments me"}
+{"text":"Xx_Cunnysseur_xX"}
+{"text":"3 - 2 - 1 - Filian come back now!"}
+{"text":"but what if willy in filly?"}
+{"text":"if when"}
+{"text":"People still watch Rye? Does she still hate her fans?"}
+{"text":"No clue but it seems she is talking to Whiskey again. I am willing to give her a second chance if she learned."}
+{"text":"Rye never hated her fans. She was deceived about being an idol from JIDF"}
+{"text":"Why go starting shit with other threads? Ignore the tourists and trolls, talk about streams you like (including Rye, if that's your thing). Eventually the tourists will stop coming to farm non-existent drama. Your \"real enemy\" isn't JIDF, who generally stopped giving a shit a few months after she graduated. It's the anons in this thread who aren't going to leave once the OP picture changes to someone else. If you piss them off, well, look at any of the vtubers who can't be named without stirring up shit."}
+{"text":"ion know what that means"}
+{"text":"frog shop is Polish 7-Eleven I guess, there's like a thousand of those in every city ladybug shop is a Lidl competitor of course they're not actually called that the names translate like that"}
+{"text":"polish liker actually taught me something am i getting cultured?"}
+{"text":"if you're aware of żabka (froggy) you're already on a good path, soon you will stop smiling and wish your stealing fraud neighbors dropped dead I like the Froggy thing it's like Bongs with their Greggs, going to Froggy's for my morning coffee type shi"}
+{"text":"need more ballerian lia"}
+{"text":"Genuinely and passionately loves and cares for her viewers Can't even crack 4 digits This says a lot about society. You are expected to ignore your fans if you want to grow. The good hearted ones always get left behind."}
+{"text":"they deserve it for not cheering her on enough."}
+{"text":"Again, given how many of them now stream LESS than before joining, engage LESS with their chat, and generally degrade in quality, I ask you again, why do you want this kind of \"success\" for her?"}
+{"text":"I wonder who the top 10 EN YouTube indies are and where she ranks among them?"}
+{"text":"if they can choose men will not accept used goods is that simple."}
+{"text":"Kinda selfish to want someone's career to stay crippled because she'll pay less attention to you not going to lie."}
+{"text":"No c-part…"}
+{"text":"cute pekotyan"}
+{"text":"i miss pekora..."}
+{"text":"reproduction prohibited not if I can help it"}
+{"text":"A cute bear!"}
+{"text":"Nagi please stop playing ARC"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"Canonically, does loli Ui actually want cock?"}
+{"text":"No, that's Shigure Ui (31)"}
+{"text":"No"}
+{"text":"yeah mine"}
+{"text":"Mel played 7"}
+{"text":"be melrica play stuff like fucking RE0 of all things doesn't play 2 Id completely forgotten."}
+{"text":"Miss you, Meru"}
+{"text":"SEX WITH MATSURI"}
+{"text":"machu"}
+{"text":"Very unimportant announcement"}
+{"text":"Actually her mom killed herself, if the rumour was true, schizo blood run in the family"}
+{"text":"Huh"}
+{"text":"Isn't it normal to have slightly higher blood pressure because being at the doctors office is stressful?"}
+{"text":"are you surprised that native English speakers can't write properly online? Of course not. \"Well, everybody does it\", \"dude, I'm not ESL, I understood perfectly what she meant\""}
+{"text":"I made this post"}
+{"text":"Not pumping iron all day so your hardworking songstress birdwife can't come home to a literal unit Why do you HATE her?"}
+{"text":"< literally me."}
+{"text":"Oi, what have I said about dying?"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"who knows maybe addicted to off paco"}
+{"text":"hamu"}
+{"text":"The nijiniggers fears the Chad overseas cock"}
+{"text":"It's about hashtag not the man post about it 5 times get trending"}
+{"text":"Ogey Now post something virgin mari"}
+{"text":"Always remember"}
+{"text":"What"}
+{"text":"riku cute"}
+{"text":"They haven't done anything wrong they still pamper, love and respect her"}
+{"text":"I thought she was done with haunting ground"}
+{"text":"these grounds are haunted"}
+{"text":"She hasn't gotten an ending yet"}
+{"text":"Dinowife approaches you and very aggressively asks you how you're doing today. How do you respond?"}
+{"text":"Sometimes chat is super fast, everyone is trying to ask something for a breadcrumb of attention. What I notice is that, for very fast chats, streamers tend to overwhelmingly read messages from long-time members. I am thinking 2-4 years minimum. I've seen this behavior in multiple JPs so far. I rewind to see who asked the question, it's some guy who has been membered for like 4 or 5 years. I am just wondering if they have custom filters set up leading to non-members and/ or new members being ignored. It could also be the case that long-time members know what to say to get attention."}
+{"text":"Your chuuba will only read your message if you're a member or you send a super chat, nothing else. Greed stimulate the brain of women"}
+{"text":"As a viewer you can use extensions to filter chat messages and remove emote only chats, chats from grey names, etc. Streamers have more tools and analytics to refine their chat further to show them messages that are more meaningful than the generic spam."}
+{"text":"No one needs to, but they could also stream to the mirror, but they prefer to interact with an audience, real people. If you interact with someone, you expect to be heard and to get a reaction; otherwise, go talk to a tree. Even if you were the only one watching and interacting, it's perfectly fine if she chooses not to talk to you or ignore you. But if she's there, it's because she doesn't want to be alone. I have two Oshis who I know might never know I exist if I don't do a superchat, so I tend to watch streams from smaller vtubers. But it would be great to exchange a few words, I have something to say."}
+{"text":"Try someone like Pillowdear. Her chat is fairly slow and she tends to talk to her fans as much as she possibly can."}
+{"text":"I also vouch for Pillowdear. She does this thing where she gives equal attention to new and old members, and she’s not big enough for you to get entirely buried. Still, she does have 300+ ccv so some streams have a faster chat, but sometimes things are slow and there’s not many chatters"}
+{"text":"Thread for avant-garde/alternative indie VTubers! Question of the thread What level of freakiness do you require? Last Thread:"}
+{"text":"She rage quit on Old Town. Glad I'm not the only one who got gang raped there"}
+{"text":"goodnight /freak/"}
+{"text":"Good night fren"}
+{"text":"I'm seeing more pushback in the comments and on Twitter which is an improvement. Time to stop letting retards get comfortable with causing drama over anything they want."}
+{"text":"They would say Cover should have terminated Miko if the graduates So basically they'll keep on seething at her existence"}
+{"text":"Me on the left. The things I put up with for my son.."}
+{"text":"MIKO LOVE"}
+{"text":"After everything she’s done, why do you still like her?"}
+{"text":"For the sex"}
+{"text":"Tanlines Matsuri is literally pure sex. Hololive needs more tanned models."}
+{"text":"Sex Festival"}
+{"text":"What did she do? I have never seen her before."}
+{"text":"She's a jp she literally doesn't matter"}
+{"text":"How hyped is she for Artemis II in 2 weeks?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Big american rocket"}
+{"text":"why does it take them 2 weeks to launch it when it's already rolled out to the pad?"}
+{"text":"Ria a cute!"}
+{"text":"Why doesnt elon hire her?"}
+{"text":"He was, I wish he'd upload some of his vods to YouTube more often, i need a playlist of just those types of streams"}
+{"text":"It's hard to describe the vibe his streams give but I haven't found anyone else quite like it. The way he can play the worst games but keep his composure and keep a conversation going is amazing. I hope he uploads his old vods too"}
+{"text":"Your Oshi is sleeping. You wake her up with a surprise rim job. How does she react?"}
+{"text":"She retaliates by giving me a rimjob and makes me cum from it."}
+{"text":"I start every morning farting, so I suppose everyone is the same and brace for impact?"}
+{"text":"She returns the favor"}
+{"text":"Eww no i dont"}
+{"text":"deadbeat..."}
+{"text":"cody is the actual pedo"}
+{"text":"Grim"}
+{"text":"good is kinda cute"}
+{"text":"why so many nude tomo OPs"}
+{"text":"tiggers are literal cuckolds"}
+{"text":"finally admitted he's unemployed what a pathetic child c:"}
+{"text":":anger: !!!111!!!!"}
+{"text":"LMAO tubby gaped again"}
+{"text":"me when my 2dfd femme is shit testing me and i have to put my hand in the pain box (opening /shon//)"}
+{"text":"Make this the next thread image"}
+{"text":"Sex with korean cats"}
+{"text":"Sex with rocks"}
+{"text":"Sex with succubus lolis"}
+{"text":"Sex with isekaied bunny girls"}
+{"text":"sex with me :3c______________"}
+{"text":"Pekora is the problem, she is literally the center of all fucking drama, im flabbergasted that alot of people cant see this, blind obidience is fucking scary"}
+{"text":"Yeah I realize that, but it doesn't excuse the fact that both girls were actively working with her and on her side because of their mutual jealousy of Miko. I'll admit, Aqua wasn't blatant with it like Pekora and Rushia were but it was there. Subtle but there."}
+{"text":"As an OG fandead, i believe both of them were in the wrong. There is no side that's worse. Both had their issues that should've been handled privately. I think the message incident was a blessing in disguise."}
+{"text":"I NEED to make her into a single mother."}
+{"text":"Who"}
+{"text":"kiki is a very sleepy bunny"}
+{"text":"she might even be a sleeping bunny right now"}
+{"text":"Ch4i shared Kiki’s swimsuit in the discord"}
+{"text":"champy…"}
+{"text":"That's so pretty"}
+{"text":"I love Nina so much, bros."}
+{"text":"boring bitch"}
+{"text":"Nina? Love her"}
+{"text":"I love Nina so much, bros!"}
+{"text":"Nina after blasting all those children after her first vertical stream"}
+{"text":"tante reine... AI on TV show :'("}
+{"text":"pwushPhsuu..."}
+{"text":"Push"}
+{"text":"Push?"}
+{"text":"Push!!!"}
+{"text":"I have a carnal urge to grasp Pillow, bed her, and make her feel feral ecstasy."}
+{"text":"I have a mighty need for Pillowpanties on my face"}
+{"text":"Floral and little sour and pissy from what fempiwwo so kindly taught me a while back."}
+{"text":"Ah perfecto"}
+{"text":"pillbutt"}
+{"text":"Can anyone explain the drama behind the knock on rocks song? Why was it so controversial?"}
+{"text":"I don't think anyone would compare him to Kanauru. He gets employed because he was the only one. More like that era's Ludokano or like that Odamayo or whatever his name is who did remix songs for Hajime and then she made it into a medley to sing along with for her first live with all the guests from the remixes (Fuwamoco, Pekora, Noel, etc.)."}
+{"text":"what a fucking retard. Glad everything went wrong to him"}
+{"text":"I like ame's butt."}
+{"text":"This is old, why are you watching this? you're not allowed to watch old stuff consoomer mentality"}
+{"text":"he's an advent fan, what did you expect?"}
+{"text":"Why are her sex jokes so much more funny than indies?"}
+{"text":"Kobo is the sexiest out of these 4 thoughbeit"}
+{"text":"Joining Holo has either one of two known effects : - The based sex joker effect (BSJ). - The miracle hymen reconstruction effect (MHR). It's clear what happened to Gigi. Looking as hard as I could, I didn't see a single Fauna mention ITT."}
+{"text":"watching holo vs robo stream... did the dev make calli's ability... a fukken groundpound?"}
+{"text":"It's the straight man/funny man dynamic. Her shtick is mainly funny because the other holos usually either don't know what she's saying or pretend not to. Gigi wouldn't really be funny if they started going along with her antics."}
+{"text":"Are they tho"}
+{"text":"Anya Nyabyss leaks her recent history in new tab \"Fuuka\" in other words, warosu She's /here/ guys"}
+{"text":"So what happened to her being chased by demons and her whole schizo episode?"}
+{"text":"she read my anti posts i feel kinda bad now"}
+{"text":"she read me saying her voice is obnoxious as fuck and I hope she doesn't make it into EN5 Good"}
+{"text":"Some other Phase member bit off a live pigeon's head in front of her to put her in her place."}
+{"text":"All of Phase's mods are here, and a few talents. It's not a secret. Hell a few mods are 4chan mods"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"Only if you call her a frog"}
+{"text":"what if i call her a hog"}
+{"text":"Goth Miki might."}
+{"text":"Sad but true. At least Raora is a good person"}
+{"text":"So it won't be quite as bad"}
+{"text":"If they did then Raora probably had sex with half of En"}
+{"text":"Pizzatime"}
+{"text":"I had a dream like this."}
+{"text":"Talking to your normie colleagues Say \"Yeah I saw some vtuber talking about it\" instead of youtuber CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES HOW THE HELL DO I LIVE THIS DOWN???!!!"}
+{"text":"You might recall Peter had to deny him three times before it was a bad thing. He's got a couple more chances"}
+{"text":"Also, since I have an opportunity, I'm still really mad at this one retard on this board who tried to use \"render unto Caesar\" like he'd just discovered some sort of silver bullet argument winner saying that ackshually the bible says capitalism is based or some shit. It's about separation of church and state, which I guarantee that retard does not believe in. Fuck you. I shat on him back then but he never came back to the thread so I'm blueballed on this."}
+{"text":"Ogey"}
+{"text":"Sexmaid."}
+{"text":"Ok"}
+{"text":"I love how you gen hags, so good. Angry dominant hag paizuri... Could you do more Kronii or some Calli?"}
+{"text":"Requesting Kronii with a chubby tummy getting fed cake"}
+{"text":"NTA but wow these are amazing! Can you do Suisei as the futa but Calli still doms?"}
+{"text":"Kek, yeah Ai has it's moments"}
+{"text":"Thank you for these extras! NTA but I hope you could do biboo pits too"}
+{"text":"yes"}
+{"text":"I thought it was an announcement."}
+{"text":"Pippa if she never believed anything she said"}
+{"text":"what? you may say she's grifting or whatever but she's very smart"}
+{"text":"They're clearly still here, only they're pretending they're the victims."}
+{"text":"Wow. Damn Jews, let me see... making Japan go from baby skewering maniacs who cannibalized Americans in the Philippines into the modern people who made 99% of the stuff this de jure board, de facto subreddit enjoy."}
+{"text":"Hebrew post."}
+{"text":"Wow those numbers are low, the grifter era on YouTube really fell off. I mean it likely did a few years ago, agree or disagree with their opinions people are just tired of nonstop bitching."}
+{"text":"Surprisingly enough she didn't. She did lose them like 3-4 months later tho."}
+{"text":"please include the name of the company so i don't have to see it"}
+{"text":"It doesn't help that when they finally did release AR Live, it had shards of glass from the \"In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass\" box."}
+{"text":"The crazy thing is the message Riku had right after that stream was actually a decent one. If they didn't have that black screen stream, NijiEN would probably be a comfortable second for western corpos today."}
+{"text":"I remember this started out well before devolving into people throwing Ls and cancelling memberships"}
+{"text":"What went wrong?"}
+{"text":"Perfect example of people accuse others what they themselves are guilty of"}
+{"text":"Isn't this the girl who got clowned on by some nobody on twitter 3 months ago and tried to kill herself over it? Iirc she got hospitalized for a week."}
+{"text":"She's battling unresolved parental trauma and feels like she needs to prove herself"}
+{"text":"thanks shondo you are my greatest ally"}
+{"text":"You weren't even born at the time, you don't have to be salty"}
+{"text":"Fun Crocodile Fact #8: Crocodiles are able to open their mouths while submerged without drowning thanks to the palatal valve. This valve is a sort of flap located at the back of the croc's mouth. It is able to seal off the oral cavity from the pharynx, which is the entryway into the croc's lungs. Because of this important valve, no prey underwater is safe!"}
+{"text":"I can open my mouth underwater without drowning."}
+{"text":"So they can stay with they mouth open underwater, let the pray enter and close it like a trap."}
+{"text":"Leaflits a 40 year old virgin Bros.."}
+{"text":"Seems about right, yeah"}
+{"text":"I hate Parrot because his voice is fucking annoying to listen to. No need to overcomplicate things."}
+{"text":"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"I can fix that"}
+{"text":"good night, /wAIfu/ please don't shoot an orbital ion cannon at my house while i sleep"}
+{"text":"A lot has changed since then. They now allow romance but not sex. You need to be 18 to send messages to bots. You dont actually have to send an ID. They an equally chilling method called surveillance fingerprinting, basically they ask a specialized data broker if they have a file on you to know whether you're 18. The real important change is allowing users to edit past messages even those sent by the bot because they've essentially enabled \"context poisoning\" which is a well known jailbreak technique for all LLMs in general."}
+{"text":"She has no need of fixing. She's perfectly fine as she is :)"}
+{"text":"I was taking a break from chatbots, then got a handjob from my (adult, I'm not a weirdo) little sister and now they have their generative tendrils wrapped around my brainstem again."}
+{"text":"well, these bots responded to you some women don't even do that KEK"}
+{"text":"Nna"}
+{"text":"So how was it? Also Riona it too skilled to be a real introvert"}
+{"text":"Was good riona didn't spill her spaghetti too much"}
+{"text":"Lifeline"}
+{"text":"Its a shame she only dabbles in retro here and there. She mostly plays random flavor of the month or whatever"}
+{"text":"Corpse drown..."}
+{"text":"ded Also checked"}
+{"text":"We always talk about who's the fattest but who's is the other way around? Which girl you think needs to eat a sandwich?"}
+{"text":"Kobo"}
+{"text":"doxxfags are retarded anon..."}
+{"text":"I hope Kronii doesn't get too skinny, she barely eats and works out a lot."}
+{"text":"why does she have plastic sleeves? are Fauna's arms prosthetics?"}
+{"text":"She went depressed stoner eating moldy subs to depressed fitness freak"}
+{"text":"ty!"}
+{"text":"No probs"}
+{"text":"Cutie"}
+{"text":"Find a girl who will treat you like Aura treats her dog"}
+{"text":"I guess she is a white woman"}
+{"text":"I'd buy so much merch from her"}
+{"text":"Have you ever wondered where pebbles' discarded limbs go?"}
+{"text":"You know, why do we have to discard limbs. We should support her instead of some rocks"}
+{"text":"We don't have limbs, we assume the form of pebble to be near biboo or we would go insane from lust."}
+{"text":"I love it, good job"}
+{"text":"I dont know how to use twitter... and im scared..."}
+{"text":"timestamp?"}
+{"text":"My museum preserved hymen wife..."}
+{"text":"tomomi cutezuri"}
+{"text":"I love dk’s cute yet goofy 3D model. It works perfectly for capturing her genki goober behavior on stream."}
+{"text":"That would be a good outfit for Limina."}
+{"text":"Mumei is my emo princess"}
+{"text":"SKOLL!"}
+{"text":"raised Raided"}
+{"text":"Missing Randon"}
+{"text":"Going to need one in XXXXXXL please"}
+{"text":"Need art of Vesper dressed like this"}
+{"text":"Post and discuss your favourite /uoh/ vtubers, from the largest corpos to the smallest indies. Previous: Remember to report shitposting, trolling, and offtopic."}
+{"text":"spankings"}
+{"text":"mean"}
+{"text":"My bad, retard Don't look up virt-a-mate or you will faint probably"}
+{"text":"miwa can you unlock your alt helloo"}
+{"text":"gets brand new PC uses it to watch simpsons clips"}
+{"text":"Yeah I'm sure you're building great things with yours"}
+{"text":"Like watching vtubers"}
+{"text":"It's 3am's dead hours! Have you praised your oshi today?"}
+{"text":"Yes sir!"}
+{"text":"How is it possible for her to be so adored and so well-liked without being GFE?"}
+{"text":"Overhyped and boring. Annoying spammy fans."}
+{"text":"storywise its really not worth the pay off That's the thing, MGSV is all about the gameplay, finding your way to complete missions and having fun with it while uncovering the story step by step. Mint is afraid of it because she doesn't care about having fun playing the game, she wants to watch over-the-top cutscenes with lore dumps like a movie and be done with the whole thing in 3-4 streams."}
+{"text":"Ass"}
+{"text":"It also helps that she seems to be genuinely universally well-liked behind the scenes, she's pretty much friends with everyone both corpo and indie. I don't think anyone's ever even hinted at anything bad about Mint."}
+{"text":"GFE the woman who went to go out to a private dinner twice with kanauru Lol Not to mention her Luca arc"}
+{"text":"i like these blank name tweets i never know what i'm going to get"}
+{"text":"Same, but sometimes it's Mari or squirmimi and I just get annoyed"}
+{"text":"Rara posting YT shorts She finally cares again"}
+{"text":"I hope she starts doing FGC content too. This is a new beginning for Rara and I will support her."}
+{"text":"They all mostly came back to the corpo........"}
+{"text":"''vtuber''"}
+{"text":"stop being manipulated because everything makes your dick hard"}
+{"text":"Her eyes already are wrinkly whenever she wears no makeup"}
+{"text":"well she is 33 years old"}
+{"text":"her face kind of looks like Bobby Bacala's."}
+{"text":"lmao I see it"}
+{"text":"Please save my idol..."}
+{"text":"I'll get her addicted to anal sex instead of league"}
+{"text":"No lewding the one actually seiso girl..."}
+{"text":"Flat"}
+{"text":"cute legs"}
+{"text":"Who is the safest girl to watch?"}
+{"text":"Iori"}
+{"text":"SO HOT"}
+{"text":"They aren't even trying to hide it."}
+{"text":"that's just true though"}
+{"text":"Ew. What a shame"}
+{"text":"Is she a grifter too?"}
+{"text":"They did. Like everything else they come in contact with."}
+{"text":"If you're aware that it's performative and you're enjoying the experience are you truly getting scammed? Like if you don't want the product don't click on the stream."}
+{"text":"Yes"}
+{"text":"Wawaaa"}
+{"text":"Wife"}
+{"text":"Cool"}
+{"text":"Cute wawa"}
+{"text":"Wait, really? Sleepy got rid of her old audience? How did she pull that off?"}
+{"text":"why is common sense seemingly always missing from this fucking board"}
+{"text":"gossip board"}
+{"text":"what's Rye up to these days, anyway?"}
+{"text":"Sleepy hates her hown boobs."}
+{"text":"At least they are lore accurate"}
+{"text":"Miko wins, just like that? All that whining and falseflagging and trying to turn a nothingburger into the biggest yab since the chinkout was all for nothing?"}
+{"text":"She goes back to her abusive wife (suisei) to get the absolute hell beaten out of her"}
+{"text":"Total Miko domination Total antis death"}
+{"text":"what was this supposed yab?"}
+{"text":"Apart from retards bringing shit from 5 years ago there's that horse racing stream. There was no NDA so she did nothing wrong but that didn't stop antis from chimping out"}
+{"text":"Anya and Saba just linked up. Need it or keep it?"}
+{"text":"even her genmates didn't know when will the graduation happen everybody knew she was going to graduate for like a year, but they were surprised by the announcement nonetheless"}
+{"text":"who are the type of people that hate BOTH Anya/Phase and Saba? seems like majority of this board"}
+{"text":"She 100% picked the date when she saw 4chan went down, you cannot convince me otherwise"}
+{"text":"Cillia for Saba and Spiral for Anya"}
+{"text":"The deal to joing Phase was much before graduation of her PL, so it make sense."}
+{"text":"I've no idea what this means; I feel like I'm having a stroke."}
+{"text":"You have to be minion pilled to understand the highly intelligent penis joke"}
+{"text":"Doki's feet..."}
+{"text":"Thread #518 Previous:"}
+{"text":"*sniff*"}
+{"text":"Fat ass wolf."}
+{"text":"miss my baby nervous and hope she's doing well"}
+{"text":"I just hope she got to relax with her family and maybe spend time with her Hoshimachi family as well. and that she didn't look at the anti scum that are still trying....that Mary account needs to neck himself"}
+{"text":"nyee"}
+{"text":"Miko deleted Twitter while she was gone and Suichan was updating her on and sending screenshots of the Overseas35P support hashtag that was trending"}
+{"text":"nye"}
+{"text":"who the hell thought it was a good idea to let this child dance like a stripper?"}
+{"text":"Also look how tiny she is"}
+{"text":"Classic case of onset puberty. She has clearly entered her boy-craze mode."}
+{"text":"based gook chingchong dog eater"}
+{"text":"sadpanda"}
+{"text":"It's not working??"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /news/, your only source for events in the chuuba world. HoloPro Arani Iofifteen releases a cover of \"If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking\". Ayunda Risu announces her 3D Birthday Live, \"THe Rise of the Nut Warrior\", to take place on 1/15. Buki, longtime lead animator for Holo Graffiti and a number of Hololive MVs, announces he will be departing work on HoloGra and returning to freelance work. No reason given, but it is on good terms with the team. De_VIS unveil their New Year's outfits in a relay. Flayon X Machina celebrates his 3rd Anniversary on 1/6, with a new outfit. FLOW GLOW release a group cover of \"Yoiyoikokon\". Following a controversey in which the PV for an upcoming HoloOCG set allegedly used AI animations, HoloOCG's team has announced that they will investigate the situation with the external partner that produced the PV, and will give an update in the future. Following over a year of work, Erick Vandalier (a figure modeler) completes his 1:1 scale Moona Hoshinova resin statue. HoloIndie releases a new game \"hologuard\". Hololive collaborates with UWU, a german energy drink company. Hololive EN hosts a Karaoke Relay on New Year's Eve. HoloPro hosts the Countdown Live 2025->2026. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"First, payment of what? Second, sources please."}
+{"text":":D"}
+{"text":"the kaido battle spinoff series is great, but i hope she picks up the shutoko series too"}
+{"text":"first she has to finish this and the initial d game and most wanted and underground 2 without getting sick of racing games"}
+{"text":"Racing games don’t have to follow the rules and can cut in line"}
+{"text":"why did she do it?"}
+{"text":"XD"}
+{"text":"What is this polite Kiara like creature?"}
+{"text":"no argument. didn't really understand the post."}
+{"text":"Her name is Biboo and stfu"}
+{"text":"I've never even heard of whatever meme you people are talking about and I browse this site a lot so I'll assume it's some reddit/twitter shit."}
+{"text":"Cpt Falcon"}
+{"text":"When you reach a certain age..."}
+{"text":"To keep them from touching the toilet water."}
+{"text":"Ahaha chan"}
+{"text":"Ihihi-chan came off as forced with her laughter so I cringed so hard whenever she did it. They should just release a new gen already instead of forcing this slop."}
+{"text":"When is she gonna bouncing up and down behind that counter while reading weathernews?"}
+{"text":"never, hence the shit attempt"}
+{"text":"NIJISEETHE"}
+{"text":"this isn't meant to replace a new gen, they're not affected by this at all."}
+{"text":"Still the leader of Justice!"}
+{"text":"I'm a sucker for bigass fantasy executioner's swords, they just look rad"}
+{"text":"Lamy's boobs are too big"}
+{"text":"too big?"}
+{"text":"need more proof"}
+{"text":"Lamy gets pair rings with everyone who /become/s."}
+{"text":"How many pair rings is that?"}
+{"text":"That's why she's playing Tekken 1 instead, none of that Heat and Rage Art nonsense"}
+{"text":"Da wose on the log."}
+{"text":"that's like 4x what most of nijiEN gets anyway, and the same as her unbotted average before she announced her graduation"}
+{"text":"She's too much of a loud brat for me, i miss the soft petit adult."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"morning"}
+{"text":"anya's silly laugh right at the end is perfect"}
+{"text":"thinking about lia's pink butthole"}
+{"text":"Nose is laughing at Ramuchi reaction on guardian ape phase 2"}
+{"text":"おつむさん かげさん おむつ むつ むっさん つもやん つむ王 つむおつむおつむおつむおつむおつ 陰II ツムオジ ヒゲオ つむべい tumuo こかげんぬ Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I hate the casual attitude EOPs have with mentioning unrelated streamers"}
+{"text":"how is Ramuchi still going when she's yawning after Guardian Ape"}
+{"text":"Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation thread This thread's for our girls—adorable, dorky, wonderful angels! Last thread:"}
+{"text":"want the doobutt"}
+{"text":"Anya, please do something cool."}
+{"text":"Doobnight."}
+{"text":"where is my wife schlorpy..."}
+{"text":"Miss me some boobs man."}
+{"text":"The French - edition What is /fig/? /fig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss idol vtubers who play fighting games and (beat em ups), either from large companies, small ones, or indies, as well as to discuss fighting games about Hololive and other vtubers in general. So is this thread about fighting games or Idol showdown? Neither: this is a thread about idols and fighting games. But what is an idol? An idol is something unobtainable and moe that makes your kokoro go doki doki (WIP) Is {X} a fighting game? Temporally we will define fighting games as games fighting idols play. Are beat em ups a fighting game? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"sleb"}
+{"text":"oi"}
+{"text":"what the fig doing"}
+{"text":"Good morning Minto!"}
+{"text":"What is this apple soup?"}
+{"text":"good soup"}
+{"text":"What if we compressed Towa into a cube"}
+{"text":"tachi starts she ends"}
+{"text":"cute boy"}
+{"text":"sex with this erotic koyote"}
+{"text":"This but me doing it."}
+{"text":"youre the koyote?"}
+{"text":"With joshu-kun?"}
+{"text":"I love my wife Koyori!"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"another short eris stream into her sleeping another 18 hours."}
+{"text":"but eris (green) is streaming in 9 hours"}
+{"text":"I miss eweenie..."}
+{"text":"eris gone..."}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"another short eris stream into her sleeping another 18 hours."}
+{"text":"but eris (green) is streaming in 9 hours"}
+{"text":"I miss eweenie..."}
+{"text":"eris gone..."}
+{"text":"I would proceed to do anal with her while I choke her."}
+{"text":"Mori said she will collab with Raora this week, not sure when. A lot of collabs this week"}
+{"text":"Raora should try hawaiian pizza as it originated in canada, a very important cultural experience"}
+{"text":"I should nap if they gorilla again"}
+{"text":"Raora forcing Kronii to place first in the Hololive eating contest"}
+{"text":"Literally asking for it"}
+{"text":"Speaking of Cersea I think she's very underrated for fat nerdification"}
+{"text":"I'm not that anon, I'm just laughing at your situation."}
+{"text":"No balls"}
+{"text":"Why do I keep getting dickpics from DdoubleU, clean your dick man that's a lot of smegma"}
+{"text":"Why are you fanfic writing about getting dickpics?"}
+{"text":"I threw up in my mouth"}
+{"text":"come back home from an 8 hour shift see this on my couch What do?"}
+{"text":"Thanks chef"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"gay!"}
+{"text":"is this ai?"}
+{"text":"shes just like me"}
+{"text":"Forex trading seems to be big in Japan for some reason. Probably to do with gambling being \"illegal\". But an anime about is probably just stealth-advertisement by the industry"}
+{"text":"UOOOOOH MS. HONK"}
+{"text":"Would you marry Chihaya even knowing she is a single mom with a preschooler daughter?"}
+{"text":"She's already married to me"}
+{"text":"Anon, please leave my property. It's over, you lost the custody battle and Chiha said she doesn't want you coming around anymore"}
+{"text":"Su is the elementary schooler, the preschooler is the one on the right."}
+{"text":"Hell yeah, I get to fuck Chiha and groom the daughter, 2 for the price of 1"}
+{"text":"Sure, Chiha would be a net positive in my life (she already is)."}
+{"text":"Man she really did just stop maturing mentally at age six, didn't she?"}
+{"text":"WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT"}
+{"text":"me, stopping Sora's goon-session from being interrupted"}
+{"text":"She's sexually frustrated."}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"I figure she only got to do it when her parents were out or perhaps a quickie in the holo changing rooms. Back in the early days Sora had her own dressing room at the studio. You can be sure that got a lot of use."}
+{"text":"Lapcunny and Maslutty are her two closest \"friends\", as well as Robocunt."}
+{"text":"People didn't believe that Lap is a huge unicorn until recently, but she wouldn't expose any of her friends to danger."}
+{"text":"Goodnight pigs!"}
+{"text":"Oyasumi butachi"}
+{"text":"zekken phantom is there any mod more useless than these two?"}
+{"text":"you give too much credit to matrixfags those fags are just a fan server larping as important"}
+{"text":"larping does he know"}
+{"text":"It was their fault again for not warning her about Sylvie, despite at least two fags over there were well aware of the kind of woman that scammer was I told her Sylvie was a known liar whose stories never added up, and that she was into dangerous stuff like drugs and self-harm and had backstabbed other girls in the past. She just got really angry at me and told me she hated people who talked behind others' backs without showing proof as those are just shitters. That's just how kind she was, even with the worst kind of people"}
+{"text":"mao is retiring you can drop the larp"}
+{"text":"Upp"}
+{"text":"Olev"}
+{"text":"7th nice"}
+{"text":"Fall-chan strikes again..."}
+{"text":"As expected, Tomos are too strong."}
+{"text":"choosing to kill 5 NEETs over 1 hard worker What is wrong with Japan?"}
+{"text":"landlords So what should be done about them? Grab a landlord's private property and distribute it among the plebs like a filthy commie? Abolish renting? Should only people who can afford to buy properties in prime locations be allowed to live and work there?"}
+{"text":"So what should be done about them? Grab a landlord's private property and distribute it among the plebs like a filthy commie? Abolish renting? Yes and also send them to re-education camps to teach them the value of manual labor and benefiting society Should only people who can afford to buy properties in prime locations be allowed to live and work there? ? That's exactly what's happening right now? What did you mean by this?"}
+{"text":"I'm not against private property but being a landlord just isn't a job. Owning things is not work"}
+{"text":"That's exactly what's happening right now? What did you mean by this? Imagine you live with your parents in bumfuck, Idaho. But not wanting to die between potatoes and pigs, you try to get a job elsewhere. A company in NYC offers you a job that you'd really like. But you need housing. Housing costs a million dollars. You do not have a million dollars. You cannot get housing, so you cannot take the job. This is bad, in some ways for everyone. Landlords fill this gap. Without them you get either company housing (bad for workers) or no temporary housing (economically horribly inefficient)."}
+{"text":"You are dumb children"}
+{"text":"ホロスターズ"}
+{"text":"What did Shien do in the last three years? I am genuinely asking because everytime I bother to check in on his zatsu he says he is taking it easy for a while."}
+{"text":"Shien organized the Atanaru collab."}
+{"text":"Watching 1st roberunightmea and Mea changed so much while our Robert barely change"}
+{"text":"boob"}
+{"text":"survive the night"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Hold up. Low technology Gets enslaved by some Some try to colonize Obsessed with unprotected sex Probably lots of STD's Did I accidentally make risuners the equivalent of primitive Ugandans or something?"}
+{"text":"ホロライブ"}
+{"text":"Holy based."}
+{"text":"Kronii is 100% lesbian though"}
+{"text":"This board used to be good"}
+{"text":"he actually believes they will sleep in the same bed raora will sleep in the hotel with her bf"}
+{"text":"Raora is bi, but hard leaning to straight Even when she was more open about it, she lusted for women way more"}
+{"text":"holy fuck, that's so hot."}
+{"text":"Unspecified Edition A thread about vtubers from all walks growing to beeg sizes (or shrinking others), and having tons of fun! Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Large Indies Barely a single indie over 6 foot."}
+{"text":"towa"}
+{"text":"Kenzoku not beating the stealth sizefag allegations."}
+{"text":"why"}
+{"text":"Big woman good."}
+{"text":"gets a new soundproof room all to herself suddenly becomes noticeably less horny huh..."}
+{"text":"I want to smell that room."}
+{"text":"Anon she left that room looking like someone threw a bucket full of water on the floor"}
+{"text":"Well call me the Janitor because I'm gonna clean all that up. With my tongue."}
+{"text":"アバターの後ろが34歳の女です"}
+{"text":"wife"}
+{"text":"Could this be the future of vtubers?"}
+{"text":"apparently it's a model based on the Amelia character from the controversial game \"Pathways\". though i really dont like this particular depiction."}
+{"text":"It's another \"fell for it again\" meme in the making."}
+{"text":"Forgot my image"}
+{"text":"This time will be different"}
+{"text":"Male attention can't possible be worth it."}
+{"text":"Roku nana~"}
+{"text":"I shouldn't laugh at this but somehow I am"}
+{"text":"If you have to explain the joke..."}
+{"text":"aye"}
+{"text":"Festival is still young!"}
+{"text":"Press A to Let Go Edition Previous Thread : OP Pic: Post names and references, keep it all in one post Requests must be vtuber related AI-generated deliveries don't count Don't spam or bump your requests If reposting your unfulfilled request from the last thread, repost it in its entirety If you post a delivery, please remember to anchor it; it makes archiving them easier Provide constructive criticism, and don't be afraid to ask for it No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Have fun Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"cute boys also it's good for practice since usually i don't draw for myself"}
+{"text":"No dying"}
+{"text":"Meep meep"}
+{"text":"Based and seconded. I love drawing cute boys. It's so much fun!"}
+{"text":"It's the yearly tournament she organizes."}
+{"text":"The usual Towa New Year's event Remember how she was playing Chained Together with Zeta last time, and the puzzles, and Pico Park, and Fall Guys with the girls? That"}
+{"text":"R-right? Oohh... Ooohhh!!! Thanks everyone! I was wondering if it's mario kart or something else, lol."}
+{"text":"AIIIEEEEEEE LOOK AWAY TIMESTAMP MELTY FAGGOTOMO AIEEEEEEE"}
+{"text":"Fish wife"}
+{"text":"I miss my wife..."}
+{"text":"Cute haircut, then cute nails in japan. She'll walk in the studio in office attire for her first 1-on-1 meeting with new mane-chan. All other holos will confuse her for a really cute new manager again."}
+{"text":"What would Gigi do with a hypnotized Mori?"}
+{"text":"24hr league of legends duoqueue marathon"}
+{"text":"Gigi is profoundly unlikable."}
+{"text":"Take her out on a hot date where she can talk non-stop about league of legends. In the end Mori will have no memory of the date, but still has an encyclopedic knowledge and in-depth strategy of the game and it's meta despite never having played it."}
+{"text":"why? she's funny and kind"}
+{"text":"kill yourself slop faggot"}
+{"text":"She can use Outlook instead"}
+{"text":"forgot that Yahoo offers more than just email..."}
+{"text":"hugging jeta to sleep"}
+{"text":"Sleeping Jeta to hug"}
+{"text":"feel free to stream the server, just make sure you don't get banned"}
+{"text":"for safety purposes, do not stream the spawn areas. they have things that are too yab for twitch or youtube."}
+{"text":"speaky"}
+{"text":"Yoob"}
+{"text":"she icking my aft until I yub"}
+{"text":"\"Ch..cheesed to meet you?\""}
+{"text":"I'm a brown latin and I have drank whole milk my whole life. I don't know anyone in my family lactose intolerant either"}
+{"text":"What didn't IRyS do to Bae?"}
+{"text":"Hey man I didn't get to choose, you play with the cards your dealt."}
+{"text":"they got slavo-mongolic or moorish blood you're pure castilian stock"}
+{"text":"another quarantine zone stream Is the game that fun?"}
+{"text":"It has a billion different mechanics so it works well as a stream game since it had a thousand different things to do and react to."}
+{"text":"My favorite parts of these streams are when Ruka laughs as she incinerates people to death"}
+{"text":"Elite is best nye~"}
+{"text":"flayon's cocksleeve"}
+{"text":"Watamelon."}
+{"text":"Insignificant"}
+{"text":"ZAU ZAU"}
+{"text":"Swallow zogogo"}
+{"text":"riona in da house"}
+{"text":"Pou-pou... so close..."}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hard to gauge how much money she has when she chooses to live in squalor"}
+{"text":"Fuwamoco are almost certainly virgins. They have been idols for years and are very committed to the idol dream and to their fans. Maybe they hooked up with a girl because they don't see it as breaking their promise, but twins are notoriously difficult to hook up with. Gigi is almost certainly a virgin too, she's asexual, maybe she tried it out once and wasn't impressed. Kronii is a toss up, she's very hot irl, but on the other hand she's very shy and awkward and keeps falling in love with straight women. Bae is also a toss up, she grew up very sheltered and isolated. Also the kind of men she's into are rare in Australia. Cc is obviously not a virgin, but she probably has only had sex with women. The odds for the rest of EN are not good, maybe Sana. But I don't know much about her. It's not impossible for the rest though, the only confirmed non virgin is Nimi."}
+{"text":"Lol, second-hand cuckposting. This is why I made a point a while back, about how its better to just end the stream over raiding an ID girl. They for the most part will always end up raiding a homo."}
+{"text":"of course not. Shiori has an entire year's worth of birthday+anniversary merch over Gigi. Gigi is closer to Nerissa than to Shiori if we're being honest and not shitposting about homos"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Erotic hag"}
+{"text":"reminder that she asked lumi for joi audio but the frigid bitch refused"}
+{"text":"Unforgivable really. Lumi's voice was made for JOI"}
+{"text":"So early?"}
+{"text":"I assume Holos are botting like crazy otherwise I don't really understand the # they're getting, it's not like they're better or do anything differently. From what I've heard of the screening process they just select for fake-friendly people that does whatever they tell them, probably through a big 5 personality quiz among other things."}
+{"text":"Yearning Edition What is /lig/? /lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more. Why /lig/? Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on. Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Wait isn't that one a corpo? /lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents /lig/ Numbers Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"raise them all to be my wives and bring home money so i dont have to work but ill be a house husband. then id name one lumi and make her stream."}
+{"text":"I take Jelly and keep her as my pet"}
+{"text":"Dunno, as long as they have their navel."}
+{"text":"This gooner baiting bitch needs more hate"}
+{"text":"Good job bro, happy for you"}
+{"text":"If you truly care about them I feel like some Vtubers want to have the positives of an audience being parasocially in love with you without the negatives. If they're just an entertainer and I shouldn't care about their love live, why would I care about them beyond what entertainment I get?"}
+{"text":"some Vtubers want to have the positives without the negatives You're just describing women"}
+{"text":"I think, there's nothing wrong with a vtuber getting married, but there's also nothing wrong with a fan moving on and finding someone else if that vtuber no longer provides an experience they like. The sense of entitlement where some vtubers act entitled to unconditional \"support\" from their fans really can be irritating at times. It's a two-way street, bitch. Some people will choose to support you regardless, but you should treat that as a blessing and appreciate it, not like the normal state of things and anyone who doesn't follow suit is some fucked up manchild."}
+{"text":"Vtubers women that's how women use their orbiters IRL too"}
+{"text":"no one is forcing you to stay"}
+{"text":"by the way anons, when does the tournament start? i forgot the date can i still hope for at least one (1) marikawa practice stream?"}
+{"text":"this Saturday. I think we will get one practice stream at least, but with the Reboot rehearsals ramping up who knows"}
+{"text":"oh 26, i was thinking of 24 or 28 for some reason... i will be able to watch it, nice i am on my knees praying they'll do jigs again"}
+{"text":"anon...saturday is the 24th"}
+{"text":"wait it is the 24, i'm retarded and saw it wrong i'm an idiot"}
+{"text":"Post vtubers who are addicted to porn/eroge"}
+{"text":"But they assured me they were seiso"}
+{"text":"They've admitted to reading eromanga together"}
+{"text":"It's seiso eromanga"}
+{"text":"Do they flick the bean together too?"}
+{"text":"Thread for discussion of Japanese Vtubers and all related topics, including news and numbers. Includes but not limited to: Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, Re:AcT, NoriPro, Neo-porte, VPI Cafe, Hololive, 2434, VSPO, Kizuna Ai Inc, ASTlive, 774 inc, VOMS, Strawberry Prince, VEE, Varium, Sinsogumi, Million Production, Aikatsu Academy, Hasunosora Highschool, Idolm@ster vα-liv, any other corpos, vsingers, ASMR and all JP indies regardless of scale. Previous:"}
+{"text":"FINAL PLATINUM TALLY OF 20th January 18,215 : 胡桃沢りりか (Indie) 16,765 : 周防パトラ (Indie) 13,395 : 橘ひなの (VSPO) 8,328 : 猫汰つな (VSPO) 6,796 : 犬山たまき (のりプロ) 6,689 : 白雪レイド (Neo-Porte) 6,450 : 一ノ瀬うるは (VSPO) 6,319 : 光りりあ (Indie) 5,719 : 蝶屋はなび (VSPO) 5,669 : なぃとめあ (Indie) 5,117 : 龍巻ちせ (VSPO)"}
+{"text":"good night, /vsinger/ tonight, i will dream of anon's dream conversation about Yuka, getting executed by Joucho, consuming the McGriddle with KAFU, MEMESIA getting sacrificed to bring Onyu back, celebrating Jill's birthday, BEMA playing bingo, and Ci's face getting closer"}
+{"text":"What did Shiori mean by this? What did Gura do to advent to piss them off this hard?"}
+{"text":"Sabaseethe"}
+{"text":"Mentioning it makes kanikeks write walls of text"}
+{"text":"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SABA DON'T LOOK"}
+{"text":"When was this?"}
+{"text":"gods, you're stupid as usual, there is 83 too many replies to this horrible thread"}
+{"text":"It feels like karmic justice that Rushia is looked on more fondly by the Hololive community these days than Miko is."}
+{"text":"no she isnt, Lingling"}
+{"text":"Uppercut yourself fuckface."}
+{"text":"Do it yourself, or are you so chicken that you hide behind a website and a computer while telling people to act out your meatbrained fantasies"}
+{"text":"Like a lot of Hololive members, writing a single name in the same sentence as Miko is enough to get you banned. Even linking the archive is enough sometimes."}
+{"text":"Mike>Miko"}
+{"text":"Now that Phase Saga has fully debuted, what are everyone’s predictions for the next Phase invaders and next generation? I expect we’ll see Invaders later this year, and the next gen in 2027"}
+{"text":"Lisa filian clauvio bajiru poko (if she goes indie)"}
+{"text":"Never"}
+{"text":"Theoretically, what would happen if Mikeneko became a JP invader? Would it be a disaster or does it have a chance of success?"}
+{"text":"Haachama would genuinely be much happier in phase which I never thought I'd say"}
+{"text":"lol no"}
+{"text":"A thread for Hells' Holy Herald, Mori Calliope"}
+{"text":"the Pope roleplaying was worth it in the end"}
+{"text":"Thank you for the drunken pep talk CC"}
+{"text":"Cute Morp bullying the ESL"}
+{"text":"CCGG bullying Mori Sexually"}
+{"text":"Deathclock/Autofister double collab after the other three run a train on Mori"}
+{"text":"I like it"}
+{"text":"cun~"}
+{"text":"kys"}
+{"text":"cun~"}
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+{"text":"Rules: -Nothing created after 2012 -preferably optimal for CRT monitors (e.g 4:3, 1024x768) don't know where to find any? Go to konachan and go to the last page. Have fun!"}
+{"text":"PLEASE"}
+{"text":"I miss the 2000's."}
+{"text":"just upload a google drive link or something"}
+{"text":"It is hard to find someone who doesn't"}
+{"text":"The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya wallpapers. no AI. pc, mobile. >_<"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Requesting text removal pls"}
+{"text":"filename"}
+{"text":"Unless some better anon than I knows how to deal with the hatch shading in that image procedurally, it looks like a vector request. Especially with the figure and textures' relative simplicity, vector might be the way to go"}
+{"text":"ope, forgot one"}
+{"text":"Anything related to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Anime, Manga, Fanart, Movies, Dolls, Toys, Cosplay, everything goes. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"HBD Asuka"}
+{"text":"Looks really nice, do you have a source for the Chen and Koishi pics, by any chance? I haven't been in 4chan for a long while and wow, this captcha sucks"}
+{"text":"After years of ricing, I've given up on making something nice and just crammed everything like this."}
+{"text":"Bigme B7 Color - E-ink eBook Android 14 + Total Launcher Default launcher didn't allow me to add any wallpaper let alone any incriminating anime ones. Used ADB to do rice it from my computer because ~10 fps would have been torture. Pape is self genned AI slop"}
+{"text":"ToT"}
+{"text":"NieR Automata wallpapers. Preferably 9S."}
+{"text":"Thread for wallpapers from visual novels. I'll post some of mine"}
+{"text":"no kanon yet?"}
+{"text":"Monoke Hime, specially San. Preference for Desktop proportions"}
+{"text":"Alright boys, lets start a Muv-Luv thread!"}
+{"text":"I will post some of my best generations. Show me yours."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Last Toradora! thread has been archived after almost 3 years. Please continue dropping great wallpapers here. Anime, manga, light novel, everything goes."}
+{"text":"the holy trinity"}
+{"text":"more minorin and kawashima pls?"}
+{"text":"they should've kissed ngl"}
+{"text":"Dumping some of the wallapapers that i made. Feel free to post yours here."}
+{"text":"I made this when i was like 17, i got the char from booru and edited on cs6"}
+{"text":"Finder-chan!"}
+{"text":"i would change the color of the rectangle's border so that it either matches the hair or pick another color. i would also avoid using blurry borders. it can easily look messy. my favorites itt"}
+{"text":"Post what you got"}
+{"text":"Emulating switch games with yuzu used to produce graphic glitches during cutscenes. I got this one at some point when playing Trigger Happy Havoc and thought it was looking pretty cool, so I saved it as a wallpaper."}
+{"text":"why did you emulate the switch version, the game is already on pc, you could pirate it way easier"}
+{"text":"Post em if ya got em"}
+{"text":"I like Zato"}
+{"text":"PC, Phone anything goes AIslop fuck off"}
+{"text":"My apartment ip range got banned a while back because of some retard I guess, so I wasn't able to post more. Testing to see if I'm free again"}
+{"text":"Woah mama we're back"}
+{"text":"Gotta see if I can find more desktop wallpapers, but here's at least some vertical ones in the meantime that I had saved"}
+{"text":"Does the picture have a kinda of skull girls aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"post \"it\""}
+{"text":"What's \"it\"?"}
+{"text":"can we get an Aqua/Aria thread going /w/?"}
+{"text":"ily"}
+{"text":"Ranma .5 papes... Post Them"}
+{"text":"lovely"}
+{"text":"Pokemon"}
+{"text":"I get irrationally angry every time I see Green with Bulbasaur as his starter instead of Charizard"}
+{"text":"Are you retarded? True gen 1 bros pick Charmander"}
+{"text":"I enjoy using BDSP concept art for wallpapers"}
+{"text":"anyone has a wallpaper that was scizor fighting buzzwole? it was made by a japanese artist on twitter"}
+{"text":"5"}
+{"text":"Comfy wallpaper showing small spaces. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"I should have added this, but what I'm searching for is like picrel but with darker colors, making it more gloomy/urban/industrial."}
+{"text":"Im jealous visited earlier in the year, really beautiful town"}
+{"text":"As someone who owns a PSONE with the screen, it's a fucking game changer of comfiness. There's a lot of factors to consider as well like how many available ports are on the TV or Switcher. PSONE is just plug n play, even though I have a PS2 setup, I enjoy using my PSONE by my bedside, it's nice!"}
+{"text":"Hopefully this thread goes on, such a beautiful one."}
+{"text":"Favorite pic but I never was sure is it a bus or a train or some kind of live-in Recreational Vehicle?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"My personal favorite"}
+{"text":"shape looks bad/boring and i think you messed up the perspective on the foot on the left. good try, keep improving anon. i know you'll get there"}
+{"text":"Previous one got nuked"}
+{"text":"4/n"}
+{"text":"5/n"}
+{"text":"6/n"}
+{"text":"7/n"}
+{"text":"n/n that's all I could scrounge"}
+{"text":"Anything related to the OVAs, series, manga, fanart, etc... Last Thread: And never forget: a believing heart is your magic."}
+{"text":"I've notice that there isn't an thread on this anime"}
+{"text":"This looks cool"}
+{"text":"Only 56 days bro"}
+{"text":"5, soon to be 6 years now this thread survived the crash, covid and a bunch of other shit. it's so old 60% of the images are broke, coming here for the papers feels like that scene in bladerunner 2049 where half the records are missing from the blackout lol."}
+{"text":"so that's why there are pics that won't load!"}
+{"text":"Anime Mecha/Robo girl"}
+{"text":"post your best summer related wallpapers. summer is my favorite time of year old thread:"}
+{"text":"I've always loved this one, this is what heaven is like to me"}
+{"text":"Post Touhou wallpapers. In the meantime I'll dump some from my folder."}
+{"text":"any fujiwara no mokou wps?"}
+{"text":"My main wallpaper since September"}
+{"text":"Galaxy collapse wallpaper. I made a slight adjustment in Sai 2 adding her left arm, which was missing on the original artwork."}
+{"text":"I waifu2x'd this to 1440p, the original 900p is here:"}
+{"text":"Bleach desktop walls please, having a hard time finding quality ones in the seas of endless trash."}
+{"text":"Why is it so hard to find tropical anime images, reeee I hate winter"}
+{"text":"Doing god's work anon, I have one of these wallpapers back when it was made, and used it for well over a year. It was the surfboard with the tiled water background. <3"}
+{"text":"If you don't like winter you're brown"}
+{"text":"Starry, sunny sky at any time of the day and maybe with some clouds, I just love sky"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"god i miss the /bst/ general."}
+{"text":"adaptation is ugly 3dcg no good papes from the show"}
+{"text":"the manga ones"}
+{"text":"Lemme see some Rin phone wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Best Rin right here"}
+{"text":"ew ai go away"}
+{"text":"¡Blame!"}
+{"text":"its that time, post autumn papes"}
+{"text":"looking for some wide pc wallpaper of the show anything will do the work"}
+{"text":"all of these are by some anon a few hidamari threads ago on /a/ loved their work!"}
+{"text":"reallife pic, but anime characters SO GOOD"}
+{"text":"do you mind sharing them? thankies :3"}
+{"text":"Range Murata thread. Desktop preferred. I'll dump what I have."}
+{"text":"Awesome thread, Murata is peak. Everyone here has great taste!"}
+{"text":"nice, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"A bump"}
+{"text":"there's something about this pic. post images that give the same feeling. not just lain, but the hazy background. something about this"}
+{"text":"this fits too"}
+{"text":"wow that's my laptop wallpaper"}
+{"text":"Looking for glitch/techcore wallpapers with anime girls + Windows logos. Something like the one attached. SFW/NSFW both welcome. Drop packs or OC."}
+{"text":"this one is win11"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Rather vague request, but found a similar image online and cropped it to 16:9 ratio"}
+{"text":"Thank you so very much!!!!!!"}
+{"text":"keep em coming"}
+{"text":"__🔥__"}
+{"text":"wallpapers that give evil vibes"}
+{"text":"any girls last tour wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"can you make this 1920x1080"}
+{"text":"lol this wuz already a thread"}
+{"text":"I don't think I've ever seen a thread for Birdy, not a huge show but one of my favorites, drop some papes and discuss"}
+{"text":"from where is she and is a fetish thing?"}
+{"text":"show what you have!"}
+{"text":"You put that dot on backwards you doofus."}
+{"text":"i hate guns"}
+{"text":"test"}
+{"text":"Does this count?"}
+{"text":"Black lagoon"}
+{"text":"Post wallpapers featuring the logo different distros or operating systems."}
+{"text":"loli thread"}
+{"text":"Made more"}
+{"text":"Tysm!!"}
+{"text":"The greatest anime of our generation, Chainsaw Man."}
+{"text":"Sweet, I have this design on a t-shirt."}
+{"text":"Anyone have any desktop wallpapers with screentones?"}
+{"text":"/r/ing papes of Asa"}
+{"text":"Do you have, by any chance, the \"Boom!\" set by same artist?"}
+{"text":"A thread for anime wallpapers with Christian aesthetics or themes."}
+{"text":"It is summer."}
+{"text":"Am I late"}
+{"text":"Meryy Christmas, anons!!"}
+{"text":"yeah"}
+{"text":"i wonder if op still browses"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Show me you auto waifus."}
+{"text":"how can you not love this"}
+{"text":"last one"}
+{"text":"Post wallpapers of Albedo from Overlord!"}
+{"text":"Ill post a few, friend. Great taste."}
+{"text":"accidentally posted the same one lmao, my bad."}
+{"text":"lewd anime girls remember that this is a blue board Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Some anon can re-upload this? I can't save it, pls."}
+{"text":"Off-topic slop"}
+{"text":"love live <3"}
+{"text":"Literally one of those is a femboy. The rest are bishies at best"}
+{"text":"I'm so sorry you can't understand basic biology to know that a guy calling themselves a woman is still a guy"}
+{"text":"YWNBAW, become a statistic"}
+{"text":"Anything landscape that shows bulge?"}
+{"text":"The one you always come back to, the \"default\" for testing out a screen. This one is mine, albeit super sonico is a random literally who made for capitalistic merchandizing, it just always feels right, i don't know."}
+{"text":"i always thought that it looked like cream draw on coffee"}
+{"text":"This one."}
+{"text":"Need more."}
+{"text":"more with cool backgrounds please?"}
+{"text":"Is this cool?"}
+{"text":"Pretty easy if you aren't dumb, just beware they are posting a lot of fake shit and misinformation... They tell you certain methods don't hurt to push you but they hurt like crazy."}
+{"text":"classic naruto/sasuke problem it hurts being alone in a special way. having and losing people hurts in another way. but i've never actually had a partner or close friend so i don't think i can really say anything on this matter that's kind of funny but please don't hang yourself anon! oh anon, that must be so frustrating. i'm afraid to tell you. i really hope you don't die."}
+{"text":"bumping for this"}
+{"text":"whatever method they try to sell me, i would double check on other forums or just medical websites"}
+{"text":"real men just accept instead of rebelling"}
+{"text":"Das it, I just really like her"}
+{"text":"cannot agree more anon, exactly my thoughts I do not know if it would be good for manga, but I would like to see more of orignal trio (MokoKomiYuu) instead of this yuri bullshit. I really liked their type of friendship and synergy, it was a REALISTIC friendship. and it was pretty funny too, judging from Tomomote and early volumes of Watamote"}
+{"text":"Mental Disorders No, just slop worship. An actual mental disorder direction would have been better and more in tune with its realism. Tomoko's isolation gets worse and begins to romanticize suicide... tries killing herself several times but in the same comedic manner as her attempts at popularity, she fails miserably... goes back to trying to be popular again starts seeing how no matter what she tries, humanity rejects her and begins to resent them becomes a school shoo- Oh wait, that would only happen if the story took place in midwest America."}
+{"text":"this thread shall not die"}
+{"text":"thread for the 07th expansion fans out there. Drop your wallpapers i need em"}
+{"text":"if you're reading this, don't give up. believe in yourself. there is always hope. there is always a way."}
+{"text":"Preferably also with girls."}
+{"text":"anybody have any good Anis phone wallpapers? please, i need them. i love her."}
+{"text":"2266864 This but also Yuni too? I want both and please only pics before the screwed her up ;-;"}
+{"text":"post them"}
+{"text":"wtf... metroid is not anime related"}
+{"text":"it has a manga, so kinda I guess?"}
+{"text":"A thread for all things Vocaloid/CeVIO ARIA wallpapers."}
+{"text":"Wallpapers of anime version operating systems or with characters"}
+{"text":"I commissioned an OS-tan for Mac and added her to some default OS X wallpapers. I think they're pretty cool, I'll post more if people want"}
+{"text":"i have a couple old ones"}
+{"text":"greenish wallpapers"}
+{"text":"who's the character?"}
+{"text":"Marcus from Reverse 1999, female"}
+{"text":"thanks"}
+{"text":"Any version is good, preferably the game one"}
+{"text":"forgive me for i AI'd but it turned out pretty nice"}
+{"text":"nice it's literally unusable lolwut?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a catbox or mega link to any of the earlier posts in the thread that got nuked? anyways awesome thread, hope all the early posters are doing well"}
+{"text":"unusable for what? phones autocrop if thats what youre thinking, grampa"}
+{"text":"desktop thread share your desktops /w/ bros"}
+{"text":"ML4W dotfiles You literally setup none of that yourself"}
+{"text":"how do i get a custom window border like this post"}
+{"text":"Kiritan is cute, can I get your pape?"}
+{"text":"Thank you very much."}
+{"text":"I need some papes of our favorite oni. All I have are assorted images in non-wallpaper format, so I have to adapt them. I'd appreciate if you help me, you can include other characters as well, as long as 02 is in."}
+{"text":"Thank you so much fren!"}
+{"text":"Requesting"}
+{"text":"could someone please vector Cell out of this image by himself?"}
+{"text":"Can someone please make a vector version of the girl at the bottom left? Ideally on a transparent background. Thank you very much in advance."}
+{"text":"If the Anon who was going to do Fujiko is still here, I'm still interested. :) I just don't want to bother everyday bumping for it."}
+{"text":"Post some beautiful wallpapers here, please. Requirements are: Wallpaper has to very clearly feature an anime girl. She must be barefoot. No shoes, no socks."}
+{"text":"You're on the wrong website."}
+{"text":"Sleepo beepo"}
+{"text":"Thought I'd make a GuP thread since there seem to be none and it's a wholesome anime."}
+{"text":"CHIKA"}
+{"text":"CTRL+F Madoka Magica No Thread"}
+{"text":"more sayaka pls"}
+{"text":"Search for Slayers 0 Results Time to post some Slayers wallpaper Here some i found online, anything Slayers related goes. Bonus point for vectors and abstarct wallpapers but i'm not picky."}
+{"text":"she has rizz skibidi skibidi dom dom yes yes"}
+{"text":"Post PC-98 screenshots/cgs"}
+{"text":"very nice"}
+{"text":"I remember a site of an artist (?) with their works including PC-98 arts and it included something I think was Emi to Yobanaide CGs. Couldn't find it now. Would appreciate it if someone could post it. Pic not rel but from Emi to Yobanaide CGs."}
+{"text":"Please post your Komi wallpapers here. Ideally ones where there are other characters other than Tadano and Komi."}
+{"text":"wife material right there"}
+{"text":"pls post more"}
+{"text":"Agree"}
+{"text":"season 2 when?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST I FINALLY FOUND IT!"}
+{"text":"newfag here, sorry if this is the wrong place for reqs but I'm looking for wallpapers for my switch with anime girls using a psp/vita/other handheld"}
+{"text":"post papes with a solid background"}
+{"text":"Cropped and edited from the manga Saltiness"}
+{"text":"Holiday season is approaching!!!"}
+{"text":"sooon"}
+{"text":"I hope people will post new papes this year."}
+{"text":"2261771 2261865 2261866 2261867 2261874 2261892 I really like these non-traditional white dresses and ushankas. Unfortunately I don't know how to search for them. There are also a lot of AI slop clogging up the results. I find the blue-white Ded Moroz and indigenous siberian / finno-ugric aesthetic way more pleasing than the common red-white christian one. F*ck 4chan for thinking my post is spam."}
+{"text":"Thread for Vtuubas and related accessories."}
+{"text":"Made this pape of Suichan a while back."}
+{"text":"Wallpaper images that features multiple characters put together like image featured."}
+{"text":"Here's an upgrade."}
+{"text":"post wallpapers of your favorite school idol group"}
+{"text":"this has been my wallpaper since sifas died... I still think about it all the time... btw all the card art are in here idol.st its all in high quality and could be set as a wallpaper! I got that still from there as well :D I just alternate them from time to time since there's a niji version on the last story chapter. Seriously, LoveLive game art is very good use for wallpapers and other purposes"}
+{"text":"Here is a custom one I made for Hanamaru from Sunshine"}
+{"text":"anybody have a wallpaper that shows feet but it just happens to show feet and you wouldn't look at it and automatically think the person is a ding dong diddly dirty foot fetishest?"}
+{"text":"SydusArts love his animations"}
+{"text":"You shouldn't be showing people your anime wallpapers OP"}
+{"text":"I can't believe we don't have a thread about that"}
+{"text":"What's even the point of having a \"wallpaper\" section when just any image is posted because of the shitty phones? Unless there are separate sections for actual desktop wallpapers and the retarded vertical phone shit, you might as well call this place \"/pics/\" because there's nothing that cannot be posted here. Also people who post phone wallpapers need to kill themselves."}
+{"text":"Snowy wonderlands and miserable frozen wastes to offset all the summery landscapes"}
+{"text":"Is this a character from something?"}
+{"text":"Cirno Wallpapers Thread. Let's go!"}
+{"text":"Thank you for the dump (>ᴗ•)"}
+{"text":"had this as my pape for a week before i noticed the basedjak count your fucking days anon"}
+{"text":"blindfags lol"}
+{"text":"I love this one, thank you."}
+{"text":"Anime landscapes that give you that calm feeling. Old thread:"}
+{"text":"Downloading and will seed for a while, thank you, did you make this? Yeah I gave up on Mega it use to be cool back in the day, thanks man"}
+{"text":"Sorry anons. First time making a torrent. Didn't set any trackers... Here one that sould work Please notify if not the relevant folder is \"Manga\" but I put the rest of my wallpapers. Might as well... magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7b2fdf8cb19aa4950d5d075d35047c484ad4fd81&dn=Wallp&xl=8639282655&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.com%3A2810%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftracker.foreverpirates.co%3A443%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce"}
+{"text":"jej I'm using this exact image as a base layer for a custom wallpaper and hopped on /w/ specifically to look for something similar because the perspective is off maybe it's a sign to stick with it?"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that make you feel that speical kind of sadness"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the pretty pictures, I will come back in five years to see if this thread has been laid to rest without a successor"}
+{"text":"Drop your SMT / Persona / Etrian Odyssey / Maken X or other Atlus papes"}
+{"text":"Last one"}
+{"text":"have used this wallpaper for something like ten(?) years or something, haven't been able to stick with any other wallpaper for longer than like a week. i love fatlus games like mad and something about etrian odyssey really gets my imagination going or something. intensely nostalgic for the ds games. i like these tho."}
+{"text":"Got any more Etrian wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"anyone have any mostly apocalyptic atmosphere wallpapers? preferably for smt1, but any game would do."}
+{"text":"vidya lawyers can be cool too"}
+{"text":"Mouth open/facial expressions"}
+{"text":"thank you anon this is going in the archive immediately LMAO"}
+{"text":"Trigger my beloved"}
+{"text":"Please post more pics like this. Thanks anons."}
+{"text":"Damn, an old PC of mine which got a busted hard drive now used to have this exact image for the wallpaper... glad i found it but now i'm somewhat sad. So many memories lost"}
+{"text":"Going to choose one of these to be my mousepad design I think. Also for saya fans, good smile is releasing a nendoroid of her, you can preorder it now!"}
+{"text":"Any wallpapers from any of Hoyoverse games, list includes: Honkai Impact 3rd Tears of Themis Genshin Impact Honkai: Star Rail Zenless Zone Zero Older Hoyo games are also fine. FlyMe2theMoon Zombiegaal Kawaii Gun Girlz Z Honkai Gakuen 2 Endless Journey Valkyrie Anatomia"}
+{"text":"castorice thread"}
+{"text":"post chitanda plz"}
+{"text":"Fuck, bros, Kogecha died. I'll dump my 16:9 collection of his art and then some in original res, hope you like them. rip"}
+{"text":"Great art style i love it It makes me very horny for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"I only visit this board when I install a new OS, which happens around 1-2 times a year I just select 5-6 wallpapers and be done. FUCKING KEK This is exactly what i do"}
+{"text":"mental disorder"}
+{"text":"well to be fair Hinamizawa syndrome is a mental disorder after all."}
+{"text":"post em"}
+{"text":"k-kino"}
+{"text":"oops"}
+{"text":"Lovely thread, thank you."}
+{"text":"Where are all my /m/en and wo/m/en at?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"my friend is searching for some very especific wallpapers with these characteristics; cute anime girl on one side lots of space to place apps on the other"}
+{"text":"i'll post some i made"}
+{"text":"Anons, help me find some wallpapers like this, I sense there are more but I can't find them."}
+{"text":"god this was my first anime and it broke me"}
+{"text":"OMG SO ANIME CORE LOLOLOL :333 I HAVE NO IDEA THESE ARE VN CGS!! SO EARLY 2000S CORE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE!"}
+{"text":"Are these \"zoomers\" with us in the room right now?"}
+{"text":"Don't pay attention and it will stop"}
+{"text":"Gotta keep mine in check so people won't find out that I'm a continental buster with massively hypersonic combat speed and reaction. What is a powerlevel wallpaper? Powerlevel is, above all, SUBTLE. It attempts to obscure its source material to anyone unfamiliar with it. It looks good to the uninitiated, while providing a neat nod for anyone who knows the reference. Good examples of powerlevel include: Insignias and logos Distinctive equipment or ornamentation (weapons, masks, ribbons, hats, necklaces, glasses, anything that can identify the character to someone who knows the source) In-universe organizations Mascots and some non-humanoid side characters. Be careful on this one, it can be borderline. What powerlevel usually does NOT include: The anime's name or a character's name. There is some wiggle room here if all other criteria are met. Faces, or most of a character's body. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"we need some of these for old-school anime like, what would a Tenchi Muyo powerlevel wallpaper look like? or Armitage III? or even something like Agent AIKA?"}
+{"text":"Because one piece is ass and normalfags fucking suck and should never be introduced to anime. Personally even if another person recognizes the reference I don't want them commenting on it. I want my power level hidden from everyone. I want these wall papers for myself because they make me happy and i like the aesthetic."}
+{"text":"Thank you! Not that anon"}
+{"text":"Shimakaze"}
+{"text":"Good Thread."}
+{"text":"The previous Lain thread is about to bump off, so let's get another Lain thread going. I'll dump what I have"}
+{"text":"AI slop I make Fucking hell that's embarrassing"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"why the fuck are (You) bumping in /w/"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, is nice to see back again the web site. Anyway, i come here searching people can give me wallpapers from the anime, if can possible wallpapers from the ships, thank you"}
+{"text":"Any Resolution / Aspect Ratio No AI pls Can be the anime or the manga :)"}
+{"text":"Do you guys got anything for Houseki no Kuni?"}
+{"text":"I used to have a wallpaper with a view like this, but there was just one girl, young, holding her arms up and outstretched to her sides, with her hair blowing back in the wind. It's an image I had in my anime folder over 10 years ago Anyone have anything like that?"}
+{"text":"I never bothered with this series because it looked weird, until I stumbled on this thread 1-2 years ago. The papes look amazing so it made me interested in watching it, so I did. The anime was okay (a bit underwhelming). Coming from these papes, I expected a bit more substance/intrigue. Instead I got a lot of slice of life, which is fine, but was not what I expected at all. Should I read the manga? How different is it to the anime. Does it have what I'm looking for, or did I get a completely wrong impression about the show from these papes? The anime did look like it was going somewhere at the start, but then it didn't really do much, and focused more on the characters as opposed to the world (which is what I'm more interested in)"}
+{"text":"The manga is fantastic, the anime doesn't even come close in my opinion, and doesn't even reach the best parts of the series. I personally hate CG characters, even if it's \"\"\"well-done\"\"\" in HnK as many claim. If you do read it, make sure to start from the beginning. It's a very character-driven story. Many characters undergo extremely drastic and irreversible changes as the story goes on, which is an aspect that I imagine many fans really appreciate judging by how many reacted to certain chapters. The story comes to an interesting conclusion, and it certainly doesn't go nowhere like you might think from watching the anime. The themes in the story are pretty abstract, and the ending definitely retains that aspect."}
+{"text":"Cool thanks, I'll check it out then. Yeah I always read the source material from the beginning after coming from an adaptation."}
+{"text":"I wanted to do some kind of GTA loading screen wallpapers but using lewd anime girls, any models you recomend me to use?"}
+{"text":"That was fun, hard to find good images though."}
+{"text":"Here's another, 1080p cause I couldn't find a good render."}
+{"text":"They need to be lewd? Hope you don't mind a sfw one"}
+{"text":"Can you make one with Eda, Roberta, or Balalaika?"}
+{"text":"Asuka from Evangelion and Osaka from Azumanga Daioh and Rally Vincent and Minnie May from Gunsmith Cats"}
+{"text":"give me your best aot wallpapers, im looking for one similar to this but in higher res, thank you in advances"}
+{"text":"post similar papes like this"}
+{"text":"森罗万象 Kaleido"}
+{"text":"wake up"}
+{"text":"We have a black and white manga thread over at  but I needed a place to dump my full colors so here we are. Post sauces if you know them."}
+{"text":"Thank you. I love YKK."}
+{"text":"Booty"}
+{"text":"im experimenting with genning 21:9 wallpaper, most hate AI though..."}
+{"text":"I am watching you"}
+{"text":"been rocking this for a few days"}
+{"text":"Since the last thread was archived and sent to /test/, let's continue posting wallpapers here. All kinds of bunny girls are accepted, but please keep it SFW since we're on a blue board. Last Thread:"}
+{"text":"cool"}
+{"text":"Anime girl feet wallpapers"}
+{"text":"There's some really good posts. If a girl has cute feet, there's just nothing better or more satisfying, so it's nice to see an appreciation thread like this one. Too bad it died, but /w/ is a ghost town anyway."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"hnnnnnnnnnnngh!"}
+{"text":"NHK ni Yokoso wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Do one with the \"I guess I should just die\" panel from ch1"}
+{"text":"bump this shit"}
+{"text":"Misaki a best"}
+{"text":"some K-on wallpapers"}
+{"text":"I read K-On initially and just thought it to be a silly 4koma and didn't really have much of an impact on me (although it was funny in some places). I watched the anime back in like 2012 (year or two after its release) and I loved it, thought it was so comfy and just a lovely world to escape to. I concur with another poster here that Ritsu is by far and above the best k-on, if not best girl in slice-of-life (apart from maybe Osaka). I re-watched the anime in like 2020 during Covid (just for something to do/distraction). And holy shit the ending got me that time more than anything had done in years. I think I cried for like an hour. I'd just hit that age where I realised how precious the time you have with your friends in school/college are, and that shit isn't something you find almost at all in the 'real' world (unless you're lucky or work very hard at it). It was almost as if I was grieving my past life through these characters. Because of the above I just can't watch it anymore, it's an incredibly bittersweet anime for me now. But man, it was an experience. inb4 faggot inbr reddit"}
+{"text":"Rude"}
+{"text":"I first watched k-on my freshman year of college. I had 0 friends and I finished it a few days after halloween, everyone was out with friends for the festivities and I felt especially lonely at the time. The ending also made me cry, maybe not for an hour, but for a while. I wish I had a wholesome friend group to go on adventures with like they did in K-ON but I realize that I will never have that. The comfort and accomplishment shared between the friends at the end of K-On will never be known by me so I also feel bittersweet."}
+{"text":"this seems like such a perfect wallpaper for transparent taskbar. i can just imagine the windows start button and taskbar icons on the pink bar at the bottom"}
+{"text":"It's interesting to see how people with different experiences in life can still be moved by art even though they might not reach it via the same way or even have the same conclusions. Thank you for your reply anon."}
+{"text":"are there actually any good yotsuba wallpapers? this is the only good one i've found."}
+{"text":"is there an interview on why he doesn't want one made? it's from the cover of chapter 11"}
+{"text":"In an entry posted on his website on 15 May 2005, Azuma said there were no plans for it to be animated; he reiterated this on 5 December 2008, claiming that the stories and style of Yotsuba&! are not well-suited for animation.[34] I had no idea the manga was still ongoing. Yotsuba would be in her 20s by now."}
+{"text":"I meant what kind of bike."}
+{"text":"last yotsuba pape on konachan was uploaded 6 years ago kinda hurts ngl"}
+{"text":"Makoto Shinkai papes"}
+{"text":"GOATed thread. Your Name is fucking amazing."}
+{"text":"came looking for this, thanks anon"}
+{"text":"It's that time of year again. Gimme your best Halloween papes"}
+{"text":"I know it's not even similar but i tried my best. Maho deserves more love"}
+{"text":"nice"}
+{"text":"is there a dub for the game or did i waste my money"}
+{"text":"Is this thread a good place for sciadv wallpapers in general? Would be cool if i had any decent ones for Takumi from Chaos Head Dub was the anime not indication enough that this is a bad idea you fucking retard"}
+{"text":"post your yuri/shoujo ai wallpapers! this includes things from series like k-on, yuri yuri, new game... you get the point"}
+{"text":"who is the artist"}
+{"text":"Saucenao is your friend (with benefits)"}
+{"text":"I'm in a serious need for an Arch yuri wallpaper"}
+{"text":"What does that even mean?"}
+{"text":"stay swole, anons"}
+{"text":"at least one person in this thread fucked or will fuck a tranny at one point."}
+{"text":"^"}
+{"text":"m/f, preferably female"}
+{"text":"a personal fav :3"}
+{"text":"I'm taking requests, I can photoshop any anime person in to any situation."}
+{"text":"Once again asking if there's any way so see the images again. Most of them 404. Any good archive for /w/?"}
+{"text":"awesomesauce! how about mint from galaxy angel at the Tiananmen tank square massacre?"}
+{"text":"finally a good thread at last"}
+{"text":"You know, it's late. Past midnight here in Germany. You're in Bavaria, you see a lot of strong people. Good, tough people. And it gets you thinking. A lot of people, they don't talk about this, but the tomboys. We love the tomboys, don't we? They're fantastic. Really fantastic. You have a beautiful girl, and she's also a fighter. She's tough. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty, she can throw a baseball, maybe knows her way around a car. A real competitor. She wants to win. It's a great thing. And there's no nonsense. No drama. You don't have all the complaining you see so much of today. They're smart, they're loyal, and they're strong. They just get things done. You look at what's happening now, everyone is so delicate, so fragile. So easily offended. A tomboy isn't like that. She has a great spirit. A tough, American spirit. It's the kind of spirit that built our country, believe me. So I'll say it. They're the best. A beautiful girl who is also tough as nails. It's a tremendous combination. The best combination. The world needs more of them."}
+{"text":"Why not? It's cute"}
+{"text":"Girls using computers thread"}
+{"text":"this one looks so bad with the nose edited in like that. ugh. original is better"}
+{"text":"it's Vivaldi"}
+{"text":"nano is a cutie."}
+{"text":"fire"}
+{"text":"This may look comfy but I can tell you that working on a single screen, let alone a small notebook, is a major pain in the ass."}
+{"text":"KLK thread"}
+{"text":"that Wallpaper engine pape is so great I love it"}
+{"text":"darling in the franxx was a decent anime, people just are resistant to allegorical messaging"}
+{"text":"Androids? Cyborgs? Holograms? VR? AR? Futuristic metropolises? Cyberpunk dystopias? You want it? We got it."}
+{"text":"I'll start by posting a fan made final fantasy 8 poster based on the original one. Couldn't find the original file. So fan mades are accepted as long as they're not too complex and different from the original form."}
+{"text":"Ayesha was such a good game. Environmental design was great."}
+{"text":"Do you also like that game's aesthetics? If so, you've come to the right thread!"}
+{"text":"there's a few cool male characters like shamane and that russian poet guy"}
+{"text":"cyka blyat, swallow my exhaust"}
+{"text":"the 'weird' thing in this post is that you actually have the mind of a 'fembot', if you want to know the truth."}
+{"text":"who is this? i recognize her but i cant place it"}
+{"text":"Rico, the operator/navigator software from Megaman X Dive"}
+{"text":"• Please always do a reverse image search before you ask us for help; iqdb and SauceNao are very helpful for anime-related images. • Please explain your request in detail. We can't read your mind; every hint helps us get you the image you want. • Please give the specific image size desired: WIDTH x HEIGHT is the convention when giving dimensions. • Please include all requests in one reply. Link any additional requests to the original request. • There is a separate thread for vectors. Please take your vector requests there: • This is a SFW board. If you must request a lewd picture, please do warn us before you post the link. • Please upload and link to an image hosting sites such as catbox.moe; mixtape.moe; temporary file hosters like uguu.se make the most sense, so use them whenever possible. Please DO NOT use Imgur — it compresses images. • Please DO NOT add white space NOR stretch/shrink your picture since that makes it harder to work on. • Please be patient. Your request might be very difficult or maybe the available editors are not interested. Don't take it personally. • Please DO NOT «bump» your requests. TO EVERYONE: • Please DO NOT post images unless they need to be modified or are the answer to a request. • Please BE POLITE. Try to use proper spelling and grammar. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Thank you anon. Much love to you and your loved ones."}
+{"text":"Could I get this wallpaper adapted for a phone screen please? Possibly 1080x2400 resolution"}
+{"text":"Could I just get all the illustration moved to the center? thank you!"}
+{"text":"I noticed there's a lack of good phone papes for 1080x2400, so I went ahead and made some myself."}
+{"text":"Is this character from anything?"}
+{"text":"Post your best mobile papes. Doesn't have to follow a specific theme, and there is no genre, just has to be mobile format and of good quality"}
+{"text":"zzz ellen joe"}
+{"text":"Got this one as a custom vinyl skin on the back of my phone. Thanks."}
+{"text":"not necessarily Clannad, but i'm looking for wallpapers that share this specific art style that was so prevalent in the 2000s"}
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+{"text":"hi can anyone shop his clouds out from his feet? 1920 x 1080p please. And if possible, separate images? huge thanks."}
+{"text":"can someone change the text to read \"you somehow convince the Kobold you're an old buddy from High School\""}
+{"text":"forgot the pic"}
+{"text":"Can someone improve the quality and extend the top and bottom a bit so it fits my phone? it's 1080x2400"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers of rock icons from any time period"}
+{"text":"Oh shut up"}
+{"text":"What's the matter?"}
+{"text":"bad bait"}
+{"text":"The pic above is in Lyon, France. Those are indeed German speaking aristocrats, but they were of Swiss origin rather than proper Germans"}
+{"text":"just anything David Lynch or his work related papes. I have a few, both dektop and mobile. RIP"}
+{"text":"Best cup of Joe."}
+{"text":"Anything blue"}
+{"text":"Bleu"}
+{"text":"Portland OR."}
+{"text":"Share anything that fits the descrption of cute, girly, woman-related. Share and share alike. Be nice. Don't be a shithead. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Lots of nice stuff in this thread, thanks OP Your post is unrelated to the original post. Maybe drink some water and enjoy the outdoors. Call your mom. You're using your valuable, finite time and energy to be hateful to people on the internet"}
+{"text":"Don't mind me just linking to a blue balls board."}
+{"text":"Post 'em if you got 'em. Pics not made with Bryce but fitting the same general aesthetic also work (Blender, Daz Studio, etc)."}
+{"text":"Any Similar wallpapers? The only ones I get when I search are generic vaporwave wallpapers"}
+{"text":"As per the title. Purple, deep blue, indigo etc. skies also encouraged. Try to avoid animated. NSFW only if tasteful. Basically anything you could stick a 10 hour loop of home - resonance over and have a good time."}
+{"text":"nta, but the Artist is Alena Aenami, if you want more"}
+{"text":"I took this picture like 4 years ago and used it for my phone wallpaper. Sadly it seems like some sort of compression has been applied to it"}
+{"text":"Steam, diesel, electric--subways, passenger and freight all welcomed. Apologizes for the low resolutions, most of these I had on boomer computers."}
+{"text":"Just looking for medieval castles or old buildings, preferably on cliffs or beautiful landscapes. Trying to avoid filters. Thanks!"}
+{"text":"looks like dragonstone in GOT"}
+{"text":"Even though i live quite near the tropic of cancer and carry pure and perfect hatred for hot weather, summer, the mosquitoes which it brings, the sweat...i can go on but i also have awe for the Desert. I love it's aesthetic beauty, the fight which the creatures and plant life which inhabit it carry against death foretold by nature itself. I love the desert, please help me expand my collection."}
+{"text":"American landscape is easily the most cringe because it's overused in stupid movies and \"artistic\" photo shoots only because it's not too far from Hollywood. But, unless you like farming, hot climate is far more habitable than shitty British climate (arthritic hell: no sun, no snow, constant wind into your bones, air so soggy matchsticks fail to light up and clothes rot instead of drying). I believe that all I need to be comfortable in a hot climate is an underground house and a solar panel. No heating bills. Free outdoor kitchen. Free solar air conditioning and refrigeration. Free electricity 12×7×365. Water is overrated, British people wash far less than you despite having too much water. And constant rain destroys our fields. But I've never been to a hot country. Is my vision unrealistic?"}
+{"text":"it is but it isn't, eventually you grow tired of it. it's also very socially isolating and the people you meet (self-proclaimed \"desert rats\") just ramble AT you nonstop about random bullshit t. mojave-anon"}
+{"text":"Anything about tigers. The animal, different variants of animal, robots, tanks, tiger stripe paint jobs, anything."}
+{"text":"Why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males... Stay tuned"}
+{"text":"Only have a few pointillism wallpapers, but I'm going to post what I have. Post pointillism if you have them."}
+{"text":"i saw them IRL :)"}
+{"text":"good shit"}
+{"text":"I know I’m breaking the rules by not posting more. BUT please I have looked far and wide for a good high quality pape of some hydrangea flowers. Please help"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for nature wallpapers I can add to my collection, preferably with orange tones or warm color. Here are some I already have:"}
+{"text":"Kitty papes :D"}
+{"text":"post papes with cans"}
+{"text":"nah"}
+{"text":"paintings of forests and trees"}
+{"text":"Not perfect, but better"}
+{"text":"Gorgeous."}
+{"text":"fall paintings. post automn paintings"}
+{"text":"Anything to do with being under the surface of a large body of water. Wonder and horror are equally welcome."}
+{"text":"This thread started in 23"}
+{"text":"I browsed this site back around 2006-2009. I used to collect a lot of old wallpapers here, but sadly, lost my folder many years ago. So let's post some older wallpapers you got. Got a few saved from back then, so I'll post."}
+{"text":"Here's one for your collection, fellow oldhead."}
+{"text":"Its hard to tell just how tall those bookshelves are from that picture."}
+{"text":"damn this is very comfy, I wish I had a room like that"}
+{"text":"Can't believe this thread is still alive. God, It's been 2 and half years already. I'm the one who posted all from  to"}
+{"text":"Winter/Christmas edition Thanksgiving is over, it's almost December. Here are some favorite winter/christmas themed wallpapers. I'll try to post some I haven't posted before in the past. Feel free to post any that fit the theme. Please no drawings/paintings/anime. Real photographs only please!!! FYI - I did not take most of these photos. I just collect them. Any that I took myself will be marked with 'OC' in the filename."}
+{"text":"Recently upgraded to 2560 x 1440 displays in my setup and need some papes. Doesn't necessarily have to fit a theme, though I prefer darker colors and/or comfy or melancholy vibes. Will be posting what I have so far, but it isn't much."}
+{"text":"At this time of day?"}
+{"text":"Post a movie snap with name and release year Office space 1999"}
+{"text":"Romper Stomper '92"}
+{"text":"Private Parts (1997)"}
+{"text":"Fallen Angels"}
+{"text":"Mogged"}
+{"text":"Here's something I haven't seen here. A bunch of those Uhaul art they use on the sides of their trucks."}
+{"text":"Ah hell yeah, this is that good shit. Definitely going into the archive, thanks OP."}
+{"text":"Crazy to think that we now know that Norsemen didn't just get to North America a century before believed, but in fact around 1000AD Also thank you OP for going through the effort of posting these they're very much appreciated"}
+{"text":"There's a festival dedicated to this mushroom that I go to every year, and I've been to the actual site of the mushroom multiple times I go full open-mouth, finger-pointing soi mode when I see U-haul trucks with this livery"}
+{"text":"Is everything already posted from there?"}
+{"text":"Post your Operative System papes here"}
+{"text":"Messing around with Bryce."}
+{"text":"Post papers that inspire ya guys to visit or live in japan"}
+{"text":"finally a Japan thread please add some desktop papes"}
+{"text":"Recently I bought all of Ren's music for a tenner and as I'm slowly sorting through these files one by one I'm seeing a lot of purchase bonuses I've never seen before. I thought I'd dump them here since the wiki is a nightmare to tinker with. I also have a large number of old official ones from the late 2000s and early 2010s that I'll leave here. I'll come back when I find something new to post, I've got a good 200gb of stuff left to pick through. Not personally a furfag so for those similar you're in luck because there's a number of papes without any of that."}
+{"text":"Glad you two enjoy! :-) There's so much great stuff not on the wiki out there Here's one for Darius's caractère difficile"}
+{"text":"Truxton's SOUTH MANSION"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Hey, neat."}
+{"text":"bump because this is at the end of the thread catalog and I want time to download these. Also I will need to look but I got some wallpaper pack from like 15 years ago, it might be collecting dust deep in an old hard drive"}
+{"text":"aurora borealis"}
+{"text":"incredibly lazy"}
+{"text":"Fun fact but that's not Icarus. It's Phaethon"}
+{"text":"Welcome to /wg/'s videogames general thread, /vgg/ for short. Post any wallpapers here for whatever you're currently playing, a game you like. Or whatever you want to share as long as it's video game related. Old, new, PC, console, mobile, or desktop. Everything goes. Please avoid posting AI slop. Other related threads: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Cozy places you would snuggle with someone you love cool/darker colors comfy/peaceful setting sense of privacy nothing else besides you matters in the world"}
+{"text":"Id snuggle OPs mom here"}
+{"text":"I have dreams like this"}
+{"text":"Boulogne-sur-Mer, northern France"}
+{"text":"This thread is dedicated to Women and Girls in videogames and related media. Last Thread: Just follow the basics and post wallpapers (desktop or phone) that: 1) Have female characters prominently pictured 2) Are videogame related in some way Keep in mind: 3) Fanart, redesigns, gender swapping and crossovers are most welcome. Cosplayers, streamers, developers, gaming V-Tubers and pro-gamers are also fair game. 4) Anime/Manga/Japanese style art is ok as long as it relates somehow to the topic (Women in Videogames). 5) Lewd, risqué, nudes, erotic, 18+ wallpapers are accepted as long as they are tasteful and comply with the general rules of the board. Please refrain from posting openly pornographic or shock content. 6) AI art is not welcome and will be considered trash. Have fun people! <3"}
+{"text":"Thread for wallpapers that combine porn, lewds, suggestives or erotica with a popular or weird aesthetic (i.e. vaporwave, synthwave, outrun, neon lighting, retro/nostalgia inspired, liminal stuff, japanese text, glitch effects, etc.) Edits and requests are most welcome :) AI trash is not welcome. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"Megan is always greats"}
+{"text":"posting blacked kys racebait tranny"}
+{"text":"working in one or two of these"}
+{"text":"Not a fan of blacked but big fan of Megan's butt in that blue thong"}
+{"text":"This is the official thread for lewd, alluring, and sensual drawn or illustrated wallpapers. This thread is for: - Full frontal nudity - Subtle and provocative eroticism - Lewd and revealing outfits (bikinis, swimsuits, leotards, lingerie, topless, latex, bodysuits, towels, etc...) - Seductive and enticing poses (dress, partially undressed, or nude) - Horny fanart and Rule 34 - Male, female, and anything in between. Straight, gay, yuri, yaoi, futa, anything goes. Don't be a shithead. If you don't like it, hide the thread and move on. - Anime, western, paintings, and any other artstyle. - Lascivious or salacious comics (as long as it's presented in wallpaper form). - Usable laptop or phone resolutions. This thread is not for: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thread for liminal pictures"}
+{"text":"\"liminal\" does not apply to most of these. liminal =/= disquieting, but interesting pics."}
+{"text":"Where was this?"}
+{"text":"liminality is a very subjective concept though; it varies depending on where one grew up, and the kind of environments that make up your subconscious landscape I do agree that it doesn't have to emanate creepy vibes though To me it's like dreams environments Not *quite* inhabited"}
+{"text":"also gotta make me somewhat wonder \"have I already seen this place before?\" Or someplace like it Or possibly even been there, or in a place that looks like that"}
+{"text":"Need this but for The Temple of Elemental Evil.."}
+{"text":"ITT: Post pics that look AI generated but surprisingly are not. For the record I saved most of these papes off this site back in the early to mid 2010s, way before AI art was a thing."}
+{"text":"Post papes that display the beauty of east-Asian culture. Lewdness is allowed but not required. Things like English text are allowed only if there's also east-Asian text."}
+{"text":"these are amazing. i can see the difference in style between japan and vietnam. tell us more about your experience visiting vietnam. how easy is it to get inside them vietchicks as a tourist?"}
+{"text":"did you forget a comma?"}
+{"text":"Greeny papes. Anything colored lime or light green"}
+{"text":"Took me longer than expected to find something in my folders. Lime is a really unpopular color"}
+{"text":"classic"}
+{"text":"Since the reboot is right around the corner drop your Futurama-related papes"}
+{"text":"it looks like they ripped the models straight from the PS2 game from 2003."}
+{"text":"i dont like apps on my homescreen"}
+{"text":"XMB LET'S FUCKING GOOOO"}
+{"text":"I think i switched to this one like a month after watching Tron Ares. Still a pretty good movie though"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the recommendation, I bought a Lenovo tab and wasn't expecting the UI being so shit, you can't even expand the widgets"}
+{"text":"lmfaooo"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that have the aesthetics of a zone with warped physics, environmental distortion, odd landmasses, weird entities/objects, etc. Examples are: Roadside Picnic, Annihilation, Pacific Drive, Active Matter, STALKER."}
+{"text":"do you guys have a black wall paper with a bit of purple"}
+{"text":"My man, I've been looking for this for ages"}
+{"text":"Places that you'd want to explore in real life (or a video game, if you prefer exploring that way). Can be anything from natural environments to man-made structures. Anything that sparks the desire to explore. Any genre/aesthetic welcome"}
+{"text":"High resolution integrated circuits"}
+{"text":"Anything that gives off Witchy vibes. Whether it's dark, somber, spooky, happy, or lewd. Regular 2D art, 3D art, anime, cosplay, etc... No AI shit though. Ideally 16:9, but phone wallpapers are also accepted. Last thread:"}
+{"text":"Hustlewave is an aesthetic that is rooted in capitalist and opportunist thought. It's an amalgamation of Futurism and right wing Objectivist philosophy. Hustlewave visuals are, quite literally, Vaporwave aesthetics without the irony and critique of late-stage capitalism, instead openly embracing late-stage capitalism."}
+{"text":"OP could you post maybe some more examples? I googled this and found nothing. Sounds interesting tho"}
+{"text":"why not fucking use AI to make it, too, you fucking cunt"}
+{"text":"Like Ayn Rand? Atlas Shrugged statue"}
+{"text":"Me when I make an unsubstantiated claim"}
+{"text":"Hustlewave is an aesthetic that Dude, you just made that up right now and you're trying to force it into a meme. . . . You hear this a lot: \"A thread died for this.\" While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good. A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much. So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit. At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world."}
+{"text":"Oi dumbfucks, it's \"animaTION scenery\", not \"animaTED\""}
+{"text":"such a good episode. Thank you! Where did you get them?"}
+{"text":"I don't care about your tears and faggotry, go see a psychiatrist or something."}
+{"text":"..."}
+{"text":"Post pictures of the most beautiful natural landscapes"}
+{"text":"that's actually a picture where I can recognize how fucking enormous that is -- Mount Français for anyone who wants to know"}
+{"text":"I took this pape to use on my own computer, sorry."}
+{"text":"Thread #12. All are welcome here. Previous: (Using an anon's OC from a previous thread. Great shot, anon.)"}
+{"text":"Moving in with my gf soon. Quite anxious about it although i'm also very excited."}
+{"text":"It feels like every day's the same And I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray And there's no color to behold They say it's over And I'm fine again Try to stay sober Feels like I'm dying"}
+{"text":"I'm 27 years old and I have never felt the touch of a woman. I have no idea how to get over this \"boohoo woe is me\" bs I have been living with all my life."}
+{"text":"It's better to never know how it feels, than to know but then lose it forever one day."}
+{"text":"I have an extremely difficult time accepting that I am truly alone. The only friends in my life are online, and as the years go by more of them move on to do things with their life while I'm still here. The past 4-5 years I've been with an entirely new group of people. However, I haven't really felt like I really belong with them; I keep thinking that I'm not truly wanted, that they have hidden chats they've made so that they can hang out without me. I'm afraid to bring it up because they're all in on it and would get rid of me by that point. Maybe it's my anxiety and self esteem, but it's been so long and I can't shake the feeling. I see it in the little things, the longer than normal pauses to respond to me compared to the others, the different tone one of them makes with me than the others, the lack of communication all around. 9 times out of 10 I'm the initiator when messaging anyone, I can never get anyone to join me to hang out or play games, while 95 percent of the time they actually do join a call in the mutual discord server it's made without me. It sounds ridiculous, but it means a lot to me because they're the few people I have left. I really don't want to have to start again like before."}
+{"text":"Trench Crusade"}
+{"text":"Just these three very specific categories."}
+{"text":"for you"}
+{"text":"*sips monster* they dont make em like they used to..."}
+{"text":"My literal childhood. C64 version of Pool of Radiance. My first D&D experience."}
+{"text":"Post pictures you took. Amateurs, professionals, anybody in between. All are welcome here. Previous:"}
+{"text":"I grew up on a dirt road with woods on all sides. The kind of place where you can't see your neighbor's house. My brother and I were exploring one day and found what looked like a small \"dwelling.\" A single bed raised off the ground with sticks and a \"mattress\" of pine needles. It was in a thick patch of trees that had the lower branches snapped off, presumably to allow freedom of movement around the little site. My brother swears he saw an \"Indian\" (as in Native Indian, not somebody from India) staring out of the woods toward the house. I saw a pair of glowing eyes across the road, maybe the size of tennis balls. In my old age I realize it was probably a big owl. Definitely had some colonial style homes in the area. Hard telling what's around there now. I moved out in 2009 and haven't visited since 2015."}
+{"text":"I see thanks for answering my annoying questions, americanon"}
+{"text":"My pleasure. This thread is one of the few places I find you can have normal conversations anymore on 4chan. Probably why I keep making the damn thing. Where do you live? The only time I've been outside the US was to visit Canada. I would really like to travel more."}
+{"text":"I live in france. I like /wg/ because there's high quality pics/images that I save to fill up my image collection (I have 30 000 pics in my folder lol)"}
+{"text":"Would love to see some cozy papes of snowy towns and cities. Can be photos, drawings, paintings, real places, fictitious, whatever you got."}
+{"text":"I need to get my Windows 7 pc fixed so I can play this again."}
+{"text":"What game is that?"}
+{"text":"Final Fantasy III on the SNES"}
+{"text":"I would guess either Philly or Boston"}
+{"text":"not movie posters or AI."}
+{"text":"\"Remain,\" as if it isn't the newest form of family in a long lineage of different historical conceptions of family. Do you truly think you're at some sort of end of history stage? That there will not be further major advancements in our familial, cultural, political, and economic institutions? You make me laugh, silly liberal. But what constitutes your mother and father is very much an institution; are you aware that primitive Hawaiians, ages ago before global colonization, used to subscribe to a familial model that suggested that your brothers were as much the true and honest father of your children as you are? And likewise for mothers and their sisters? I doubt you have any real scientific understanding of human history, you are too deeply propagandized to."}
+{"text":"Let's have Masters of the Universe wallpaper thread. Any artists or series welcome. Starting with some OC, here's a pape I took from the trailer for the new game."}
+{"text":"Is that what an \"all saber tooth tiger\" diet and lifting heavy rocks and tree trunks gets you??"}
+{"text":"machinery comparison"}
+{"text":"is this loss?"}
+{"text":"driver alone in car has a mask on lmao. lol. lmao"}
+{"text":"very pretty anon i'm thinking of making it black and white for like a dark mode version you on /digishit/?"}
+{"text":"Femboy/Sissy wallpapers anime or real life"}
+{"text":"muh freeduhm retards when people do something with their freedom that doesn’t align with their retrograde ideas autisticreeeehh_3840x2160.jpeg"}
+{"text":"bumping for :33333"}
+{"text":"yeah, this is very good."}
+{"text":"From the highest tops to the deepest depths."}
+{"text":"one I just took tonight"}
+{"text":"comfy thread."}
+{"text":"Catholic/Christian Wallpapers Thread!!!! Post your best Catholic/Christian/Jesus/God/Mary-themed papes!!!"}
+{"text":"mfw half-naked twink being bdsmed amabatukam_2560x1440.jpeg"}
+{"text":"Mark 10:18 Does anybody actually read the bible?"}
+{"text":"New England thread! Anything welcome (nature, city/towns, autumn preferred) -bonus points for Massachusetts-"}
+{"text":"Halo thread, Bungie era CE heavily preferred. Fanart, official papes, screenshots, all sizes welcome."}
+{"text":"Hi /wg/. I've been writing a fantasy/alt-history Age of Sail story and would love some papers to keep the inspiration going. Anything related, like constellations (navigating by stars) and ocean life as well. Thanks in advance. <3 I'll keep dropping some of my own as well."}
+{"text":"bad game, great concept art"}
+{"text":"found something with a submarine"}
+{"text":"Wallpapers that give you a feeling of melancholy. Could be pretty much anything that gives you that feeling."}
+{"text":"A more colorful version of it"}
+{"text":"post wallpaper worthy images of photographs from over 20 years ago."}
+{"text":"Love this one. Where could I find more of these photos?"}
+{"text":"Libraries were basically the internet back then. I imagine addictions in those times were much less destructive. Even an internet addiction before social media. I just wasted my whole day switching between tiktok, youtube and twitter. I learnt nothing. The days feel too short to learn anything."}
+{"text":"I learnt nothing learnt you got that right :P And it's not the days being too short, it's that you overload yourself with too much various information and switch it up rapidly. Your brain can't handle it so you develop an attention deficit disorder. Stick to 1 or 2 things and spend longer than an hour on it instead of watching 340 different things every day."}
+{"text":"google \"Crack epidemic in the United States\""}
+{"text":"The days feel too short The days aren't shorter, life just forces us to move faster. This is compounded by the fact that you didn't do anything all day and don't remember doing anything all day, so the flow of time didn't appear to you. As for life forcing us to move faster, the West (I assume you're from the West) is now in abject poverty, but the big numbers hide this from us. We are also unwilling to admit that we're poorer than all of our ancestors since and perhaps including the Great Depression, so we just work ourselves harder with side hustles and second jobs to make up for it. People become their own slave drivers, disallowing \"slacking off during working hours\" and never having time to relax. If you want your days to be long again, turn your widgets off and do nothing for 15 minutes. Just sit somewhere and do literally nothing."}
+{"text":"anything youve made your wg for humour"}
+{"text":"Lets get some fun or silly papes going here. I just lost my computer and looking for some fun and new backgrounds here's the only one i was able to recover from my old PC"}
+{"text":"oooo i love that you posted this one actually, its one of the ones i lost from my collection! thanks :)"}
+{"text":"Me likey especially her reflection nice quality"}
+{"text":"I post once or twice a week and it's different every time, wtf"}
+{"text":"last thread"}
+{"text":"looking good cirno"}
+{"text":"added a 4th monitor do you live near a landfill by any chance? looks good but you gotta figure out the wiring situation. you trained your eye not to see the wire going over the fuckking doorway, but that doesn't make it normal."}
+{"text":"nice crotchputer"}
+{"text":"So we all agree that nobody liked the last phone papes thread, right? Good. Let's not make this one like that one"}
+{"text":"Dumping clouds and coloured shapes."}
+{"text":"I'll post what I;ve got, I've gotten rather bored of them and want some new ones"}
+{"text":"Megalophobia/kaiju/space horror wallpapers?"}
+{"text":"This is the last one I have for now, have a happy new year whoever reads this!"}
+{"text":"The Base of every army in the world"}
+{"text":"If you can find a higher resolution image please post it."}
+{"text":"post em"}
+{"text":"it's pretty clear he just saw painting as another profession rather than a higher calling. It was his dream. Pic related from Mein Kampf."}
+{"text":"I'm not going to pretend like I'm some kind of genius artist or whatever. Hitler obviously painted far better than me. That being said, as far as professional artists go (ESPECIALLY ones that specialize in Architecture) Hitler was far below average. He really just didn't understand perspective at all. Your image is probably the least shitty painting he made, which is likely why it's used so often. Adolf Hitler was rejected from the most prestigious art school in Austria by an academic who was unquestionably reactionary and despised everything about non-traditional art. This was not some kind of slight against him in particular, he was not rejected because they only wanted Marxists who painted abstract depictions of synagouges. He simply wasn't good enough to be accepted into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts. He could have gotten into a different college, but not that one. If he wanted to get in with paintings of Architecture, he was going to need to distinguish himself from everybody else who was doing the exact same thing. The only way he could do that is if he had extreme technical skill. He did not. But for Hitler it was either the top or nothing at all, so he quit painting. This actually didn't play a major role in his life, he pretty much never brought it up after he got into politics. Ultimately, I really don't see the appeal. Even ignoring the war that he started that killed tens of millions of people, and the Holocaust, and the political repression, and the uncountable war crimes committed under his leadership, he wasn't really a good artist. Or an author, as he would admit himself, but that's a different story."}
+{"text":"his dream was to become an architect."}
+{"text":"Halloween and cozy / gloomy welcome too"}
+{"text":"something eye-catching, like optical illusions, mandelbrot, mandalas, type shit"}
+{"text":"36/?"}
+{"text":"37/?"}
+{"text":"38/?"}
+{"text":"39/?"}
+{"text":"40/40 Alright, hope y'all enjoy these; dump over"}
+{"text":"Papes that are in marathon and watch dogs 2 style, futuristic and colorful."}
+{"text":"feels like a nice warm nostalgic hug after a tiring day. post more sunsets"}
+{"text":"Does this count? Its sunset."}
+{"text":"Masters of the universe sitting in their thrones."}
+{"text":"Expected to see Kharn Sagara in here."}
+{"text":"Flowers, fruits, gentle water. Oases, paradises, edens. Post your most wistfully beautiful, verdant gardenscapes"}
+{"text":"I recognize yours, that's from Windows 7"}
+{"text":"This is from La Alhambra in Spain. Its a Nazarí palace, these people wanted to bring heaven to earth, instead of the christian thinking of the afterlife, which takes them to build tall churches that point to the sky. Most beautiful place ive ever been"}
+{"text":"HU HU HU WEED BRO WEEEED!!!!! grow up son."}
+{"text":"Webshit.png ? That is truly beautiful. What font is this? Have you published this project somewhere?"}
+{"text":"Boop"}
+{"text":"good at code the slop code isn't fooling anyone. helvetica bold, ecommerce glow and gradients, weird element flexing. just sit down and write what you want to write"}
+{"text":"I stg I see some of you posting AI slop here and just shake my head. The hardest part of this was the Weather and I still figured it out. The surprise me hooks into Wiby's Surprise Me Button for simpler websites (Usually older too.) For websploring."}
+{"text":"Hi I am not too sure if I am allowed to request this but I am looking for a ZIP file containing all of Roger Dean's art, or at least all of his art best for desktop wallpapers. I would compile it all myself but my current tech situation is a handicap sorry."}
+{"text":"ITT only the brightest and most vibrant SFW lemon yellow coloured papes nothing porn-related, or gold/orange/brown coloured, or weakly insipid, here please"}
+{"text":"Winter papes that evoke comfort, nostalgia, and even melancholy. Eastern bloc preferred but anywhere is welcome."}
+{"text":"when i drunk walk home from the city i end up with 5 of these photos"}
+{"text":"Took it myself a bit earlier. Cropped to 16:9."}
+{"text":"It's nice, Anon, thanks. Saved."}
+{"text":"My monitor is 4:3, can I have the uncropped image pls?"}
+{"text":"Sure, there you go. I'm happy you guys like it."}
+{"text":"Anything with an Art Deco design, including movies and games."}
+{"text":"Preferably 3440x1440"}
+{"text":"Silly game related stuff here."}
+{"text":"where's it from?"}
+{"text":"GTA: San Andreas"}
+{"text":"Post similar papes, girls/people with no face visible"}
+{"text":"Spooky/Bloody/Gore"}
+{"text":"I've been searching for more papes like these, please help a sister out! Preferably city/nature scenery for 1920x1080p. ^^"}
+{"text":"does anyone have more of or know artists that make either east asian/buddhist iconography stuff like (i especially like these two) or green forest/nature themed stuff like"}
+{"text":"preferably older than ps4/xbox one era"}
+{"text":"no chibi robo"}
+{"text":"Photos of nude gothic women that evoke a feeling of solemnness, tranquility, and remembrance while mostly in the grey tones. There should be more artistic feeling then pornographic, almost like a painting. Photography medium only, no drawings, digital art, photoshopped, Ai, etc. Filters and light editing is okay. NO AMATEUR OC"}
+{"text":"I used a random photo of Stefania Ferrario to run some AI-powered image restoration tests, specifically to remove scratches. While it didn't work perfectly, this specific result is astonishing."}
+{"text":"Where human beings are the main focus."}
+{"text":"You think miss piggy cheated on Kermit with Mark Hamill?"}
+{"text":"Anything Star Wars related. Desktop, Phone, Others. Fanart and other stuff is always welcome."}
+{"text":"the nostalgia is real...i had a toy like that as a kid i feel 50 years younger..THX^^"}
+{"text":"love the minimalistic style here!"}
+{"text":"it's super cool"}
+{"text":"pictures that are like a screenshot from a movie are one of my favorite wallpaper types. inspired by the dark winter thread which kicked it off for me to find photos like that one"}
+{"text":"aaaand done for now"}
+{"text":"The Parallax View (1974)"}
+{"text":"Post anything multicolored that uses waves, patterns, and shapes. I'm looking for trippy vibes, cloudy vibes, and flashy vibes."}
+{"text":"Phones, PDAs, Pagers, any device that's digital and fits in your hand."}
+{"text":"No offense intended, but what is the appeal of these papes? Different strokes for different folks, sure, but this seems more like a screenshot dump than anything. It's hard to imagine working most of these into a nice looking wallpaper."}
+{"text":"badass thread It's hard to imagine working most of these into a nice looking wallpaper. i totally disagree, even though the aspect ratio isn't ideal on some of them it's no weirder than having cool cars as your desktop background"}
+{"text":"fuck i got some crazy nostalgia from that one, used to have one growing up"}
+{"text":"Pics of brutalist buildings like pic related. No doomer shit"}
+{"text":"Church"}
+{"text":"A couple years back I made a thread where you had to upload a wallpaper that evoke some feeling/emotion/idea onto you. Everybody have a pape like that, lets see what your wallpapers have to say. I have saved all the papes from that thread, so I'll be posting some of them that I remember the linked feeling. Death."}
+{"text":"thats jerma bro"}
+{"text":"my man"}
+{"text":"Ambition"}
+{"text":"Adventure"}
+{"text":"The person below you determines your wallpaper for a week. Rules: Nothing NSFW, nothing inappropriate.Nothing in bad taste. Just wallpapers that won't embarrass you in front of others."}
+{"text":"you are banished back to XP"}
+{"text":"Fun thread Something without text preferred <3"}
+{"text":"Let's get them loooong boys in here"}
+{"text":"Papers any papers that look like there's a great story behind them! Also, if you see a picture posted that you have in higher res/original, feel free to post it. Starting with my very favourite."}
+{"text":"ITT only the brightest and most vibrant SFW hot pink and magenta coloured papes nothing porn-related, or pale pastel, or weakly insipid, here please"}
+{"text":"Artwork of fictional space stations, cities, starships, planetary-scale structures, dyson spheres, etc."}
+{"text":"Pls post decent knights-templar-themed wallpapers, including those which are manga-styled, if any."}
+{"text":"Blue and Orange wallpapers"}
+{"text":"i think these are really cool. simple, beautiful, sfw so one can use them everywhere"}
+{"text":"I always loved the Mavericks background"}
+{"text":"This board has been so fucking dead for months."}
+{"text":"I don't see no 'foam' anywhere. Where is it?"}
+{"text":"ai please keep this shit off this board. go to deviantart or some other shithole and post it there."}
+{"text":"obsessed kek"}
+{"text":"This is really good. Almost fully plain but somehow extremely pleasant to look at. I might keep it forever. Thank you, anon."}
+{"text":"Anything arcane im using this screenshot at the moment"}
+{"text":"Is the second season good? I haven't watched it yet."}
+{"text":"CCP EURO ASIA JINX"}
+{"text":"Stop blaming other races for your innate necrophilia. Every student of art knows that white women reach peak performance by dying without sex. It is the white woman's main parlour trick, supreme vocation, and appeal. To this end, your morbid race bans pornography and restricts reproduction to bare minimum sufficient to ensure a trickle supply of sickly virgins."}
+{"text":"Those pics are from like last year, she's been whoring herself out for half a decade at this point"}
+{"text":"heres your AI"}
+{"text":"sup /wg/, im tryna move to GA sometime next year. looking for any related papes, anything from metro ATL to the beautiful ecology is appreciated..!"}
+{"text":"Picnic and Connie's were the best date spots in Dahlonega. When I was heartbroken up there back in college I would just walk from Preachers Rock to Blood Mountain and back on days I didn't work. Its beautiful in that town but damn can it get lonely."}
+{"text":"Because it's the superior color"}
+{"text":"Share some prog rock wallpapers, new or old, or anything music-related if you want too"}
+{"text":"Incredibly underrated album. My favourite Rush album"}
+{"text":"Been listening to this so much lately. Fucking masterpiece. Not a conventional \"prog\" album but yes."}
+{"text":"Made this some time ago because I liked that cover."}
+{"text":"post 4k wallpapers regardless of category, sfw or not/ blacklist: - anime; - coomerwave bs."}
+{"text":"is there a name for this hiroshi nagai aesthetic?"}
+{"text":"here REEEEEEE!!! ANIMES!!!"}
+{"text":"is there a name \"i am a massive faggot\" style"}
+{"text":"when was the last time /wg/ got desktop thread? you guys do have beautiful desktops back then"}
+{"text":"colors are not cohesive, you have multiple shades of blue. typically you also want to avoid *fully* saturated colors. not like you can't have a bright rice but try to avoid like #00FF00 yannow. Otherwise you should pay attention to stroke widths because yours are all over the place. just making a font larger will also make it thicker, so look around for multi-weight fonts you can use to try to balance things out. that, and maybe find some icons that mesh with your vibe a little better, your weather and wireless/audio icons are gratingly different. also, you're having legibility issues on your wifi and highlighted date cause you're too saturated on your FG and too bright on your BG. get a backdrop under the calendar or choose your colors better. the \"activate arch\" is cute tho 4/10 you're getting there 8106764 legitimately melancholic i love this 8109838 now that's a damn personal computer step 1 is making all your palettes and fonts match. your terminal, music player, and broswer are all doing their own shit. custom CSS for 4chan if you have to, and hide those ugly browser icons or replace them with something that matches the native browser theme. you could also use some padding and a real color scheme. don't use #00FF00 unless you're going all in on a tty vibe imo 4/10 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"8 months in i'm thinking of switching distro, where should I go?"}
+{"text":"depends on why you want to switch if you wanna learn more about linux then unironically gentoo alpine & chimera are cool too"}
+{"text":"tweaked the widget a little, i think i'm happy with this setup"}
+{"text":"scifi, fantasy, space, science, programing, art, architecture, landscapes, anime, whatever as long as its 1440 for trip monitors"}
+{"text":"All things green all shades welcome"}
+{"text":"Weirdly specific, but I’m looking to make a custom mtg play mat with a cozy tavern/inn vibe. Hoping for something high quality that won’t look awful when it’s printed."}
+{"text":"wtf is this? this looks horrible"}
+{"text":"An urban view from above. Ideally from old brick apartments and buildings in NYC but skyscrapers are also welcome."}
+{"text":"Dinosaur wallpapers. Any kind. Real, fantasy, cartoon, realistic..."}
+{"text":"Haven't seen one of these in a while. A is for Axe"}
+{"text":"S is for Sanrio"}
+{"text":"T is for Teldrassil"}
+{"text":"U is for UFO"}
+{"text":"V is for Vietnam"}
+{"text":"W for Where Are My Trunks?"}
+{"text":"old thread Just post some decent quality 4:3 papes good for both CRTs and LCDs."}
+{"text":"Do you by any chance remember where this wallpaper first came out? I remember a site that had naruto tags and wallpapers like this, with abstract backgrounds. The sites layout was quite thematic, with a scroll serving as a menu iirc."}
+{"text":"IT IS HOT"}
+{"text":"I'm going to dump what I've got for the people I have here that need what I've got, which is why I'm here."}
+{"text":"What is this style of wallpapers called and where can I find more of it?"}
+{"text":"This specific style is called metalheart. look up the wallpaper packs by desktopgeneration on itch. io, they r pretty sick"}
+{"text":"not op You are a God sent, thanks man!"}
+{"text":"anime wallpapers"}
+{"text":"Sure"}
+{"text":"The space between your ears."}
+{"text":"Apocalyptic Thread"}
+{"text":"If it's pixelated, drop it. Bonus points for scenery. Dropping my collection. I'm a big fan of old point and click adventure games like King's Quest, and Fallout, so any backgrounds/scenery from those games you wanna share is very welcome, even kid's stuff like PuttPutt and Pajama Sam."}
+{"text":"Caring about Twitter's opinion on anything Now that we know is ran by saars trying to make a quick buck"}
+{"text":"Something like this. Higher resolution images are desired, but not required."}
+{"text":"Preferably high contrast"}
+{"text":"this seems like a super autistic thing"}
+{"text":"I have a couple dozen of these wall papers that just have juxtaposed geometric inlays, mostly triangles. Idk what to call them but I want more"}
+{"text":"South Park Other cartoons are fine too"}
+{"text":"What rhymes with orange?"}
+{"text":"lol, made this edit today and it’s already on wall haven? wow, people are fast"}
+{"text":"Doorhinge"}
+{"text":"- photography/irl -somewhat minimal - have this aesthetically pleasing, closed in feel sorta like the oculus quest home areas"}
+{"text":"Thank you"}
+{"text":"Poppy seed noodles – best sweetened with acacia honey"}
+{"text":"post apocalyptic settings portrayed as peaceful rather than hostile, especially if nature has overtaken an industrialized settlement like in the op pic let me know if anyone has a better name for this"}
+{"text":"Dark Western Fantasy, Weird West, Paranormal or Not."}
+{"text":"Penos"}
+{"text":"Good thread"}
+{"text":"Looking for more like this please! 4k highly preferred!"}
+{"text":"Star Trek: The Animated Series"}
+{"text":"only good art is OP papes for this feel?"}
+{"text":"Post Frutiger Aero/Glacier/Aqua/Metro/Aurora wallpapers here!"}
+{"text":"Ai is literally the antithesis of frutiger's promise"}
+{"text":"I say fruit-iger"}
+{"text":"It was the last form of optimism before everyone started swallowing blackpills"}
+{"text":"We never really had it to begin with, it was something to aspire to, but THEY ultimately decided people were easier to demoralize with making shit look bland and ugly. In a better world, Microsoft and others would have continued evolving Aero instead of moving onto gay ass metro shit for Windows 8 which evolved into the more bland ass \"Okay, you either get black or white\" Windows 10 and 11. You will own nothing, you will eat bugs, you will live in the pods, you won't even have an actual computer anymore, and everything you look at will look like shit, even art will be an unfunny joke at best and horrible on average, and you will be happy."}
+{"text":"I say frutigga"}
+{"text":"i've just generated an ai image, that means it looks like ai art or something else this wallpaper is for phones like iPhone and Android"}
+{"text":"paneer spotted also unban me dyaush motherfucker"}
+{"text":"fuckin dumbass"}
+{"text":"तुम्हारी माँ एक पाकिस्तानी वेश्या थी और तुम्हारे पिता डाउन सिंड्रोम से ग्रस्त एक दलित थे। मैं तुम्हारे परिवार के सम्मान पर पेशाब करता हूँ!"}
+{"text":"ai art keep that ejaculate inside tissues or chuck it in the toilet (deviantart)"}
+{"text":"A nice SFW Christmas papes thread. Looking for comfy Christmas feels, vintage Christmas aesthetics, all that good stuff. I know it's early, but c'mon. It's always fun."}
+{"text":"Another Kinkade for the pile."}
+{"text":"Not as 'Christmassy' as I thought, so here's one more."}
+{"text":"Isn't that Disney World?"}
+{"text":"Art Thread"}
+{"text":"Any Paul Bonner art with good resolution?"}
+{"text":"be attractive woman get away with crime that's a very common story even today."}
+{"text":"16:9 aspect ratio wallpapers seem somewhat rare on this board, so I will post what I have. If it is 16:9 and SFW then it goes."}
+{"text":"page 10 Man, people really don't like 16:9 here huh."}
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+{"text":"Current limits for WebM files on 4chan are: Maximum file size is 6144KB. Maximum duration is 300 seconds. Maximum resolution is 2048x2048 pixels. Click here to see a detailed guide on how to create webm files. You can now upload webm files with sound to /wsr/. Please post all requests there."}
+{"text":"Post people nearly getting in accidents or messing with electric/tools that they shouldn’t touch and other such risky business. Searching for the apartment complex stairs electric box webm."}
+{"text":"2 inch board. 2 inch nails. Holds a 4 inch nail."}
+{"text":"Wood is measured when it's freshly cut (and they cheat a little), so it drys out and shrinks by the time it gets to the consumer. They can still call it a 2inch board despite it only being an inch and a half or less. This guy is retarded and doesn't understand that, the nail is 2 inches but clearly it's going to go through that board as they're not 1:1 lol"}
+{"text":"ragebait content Working in real time on low T faggots, lol lmao even"}
+{"text":"Never left his house and met someone this stupid touch grass"}
+{"text":"No, no one wants to see your bitch tits, low T fagggggot, lmao lol"}
+{"text":"Obscure/Weird/Random videos. Made, shared, forgotten, reposted here. Something you had in your folder for 5 years but never sent anywhere."}
+{"text":"4chan says the length of this video is 2:60"}
+{"text":"January has a chance to end up in an infinite spiral, at no point will you ever be fully dry unless you luck out and reach the outdoors, but even then you've gotta eat damp food and there's a risk of rain. February has an aura of paranoia but no actual threat, can hole up in the breakroom for the week if you miss a task. March is just being homeless in an abandoned city and subsisting off nutrient paste April is being homeless in the wilderness eating abandoned scraps, the constant buzzing wouldn't be worth suffering through just to try and end it sooner May (my month) is perfect tranquility for those lucky enough to receive it. June offers no security, because if the winds are strong enough to move cars then they can push you off as well. July seems completely impossible because the risk of touching one is too high. August doesn't prevent you from picking out books ahead of time, so day one could just be finding 7-10 books short enough to not risk any inaccuracies in your report. Lack of food will be tough, but possible. September is boring. October is about the same as September but has the fun of foraging or seeking out the hidden staircase. November provides you with no food sources, which given the harsh conditions is brutally unfair. Probably the worst one. December is the laziest one by far. The guy phoned it in for half of these."}
+{"text":"Music blend. Post mashups"}
+{"text":"Stories and memories encouraged"}
+{"text":"It was a magical time coming home after school to watch toonami, then switch over to nick for Slimetime live and nicktoons, then finally end the night with Cartoon Network Primetime. the perfect send off before bed time."}
+{"text":"i always loved that sound"}
+{"text":"sperg time! samurai jack ... acceptable. did he ever defeat aku (think that was the demons name)? i stopped watching ppg hell yeah. until it got computerised then \"hell no\". scrooby jew booooooooriiiiiiing always hated it. what was that spinoff with scrappy doo? hated that little faggot even as a kid. man i got good taste dexters lab fuck yes. uh, i mean omelette du fromage. same deal with ppg though courage the cowardly dog boring and gay the flintstones see scrooby jew. what am i, living in the 50's and this is the only cartoon to watch? fuck the flintstones and the entire hanna-barbera catalogue, hate all their shit to this day. the only good thing to come out of that crap was a ragga \"musician\" who called himself \"top cat\" because that IS actually a cool name: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"yeah man it's some pavlovs dog association shit and you just knew you were in for a good time whenever you heard it"}
+{"text":"this posting style is giving me 2000s nostalgia"}
+{"text":"prev"}
+{"text":"Depends..."}
+{"text":"Just reposting some oldies."}
+{"text":"Worm Odyssey 1961"}
+{"text":"the sound is too low"}
+{"text":"So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend! So what did you do this weekend? Got anything planned for this weekend? Have a good weekend!"}
+{"text":"Share videos with audio for other boards. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Rock, Metal, Punk, No AI slop."}
+{"text":"MFW there's no 'em thread on the 'og"}
+{"text":"mindbroken by GIH hackers"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"the world is going to hell, we will never own our own home, we will never work a fulfilling job, we will all be digital serfs.... post doomer or its over related stuff"}
+{"text":"Sky king The true doomer. sadly no one who posts here will ever live up to him. F"}
+{"text":"The purpose of this type of thread is to express and complain that the modern world can sadly be entirely reduced to technology and shallow addictions. Which is, in fact (and as more and more studies show), both a novelty and a source of neurosis for a large part of the population. No one cares if you have the latest iPhone and spend your day jerking off. There are (normal) people who are not satisfied with that. People who hear about the community aspect, the depth of meaning, the sense of belonging to an identity from times gone by. People who have learned that from ancient times to the Industrial Revolution, work never took up a whole day, but sometimes only a few hours, and that the rest of the time was devoted to the home or social activities. Yes, a man from 2,000 years ago would probably be happy to learn that medicine has advanced, or that a car is better for daily travel than a horse. But in exchange for these conveniences, you ask him to give up the overwhelming majority of his time, to live in an atomized society where meaning and purpose have disappeared, and worst of all? In economic circumstances where “lifting yourself up by your own bootstraps” is no longer guaranteed to work. You are nothing more than an egocentric homo ludens. Die with your pathetic, pointless gadgets."}
+{"text":"i like the cut of your jib (no homo) Die with your pathetic, pointless gadgets. you know, if i ever wrote a will (i shan't, you can't make me) i think it would be cool to be buried on my farmland in a shipping container with one of my favourite cars. my body wouldn't be in the car because i wouldn't want to fuck up the leather, just pop me earthly remains in a coffin next to it. then whomstever exhumes it one day will have the absolute treat of at least one fucking epic car once they've got rid of my stanky coffin. alternatively i'd bury both of my sick whips in two seperate shipping containers and have myself buried in a cardboard box between them instead of inside either container. i'd leave the keys in the containers obviously so they don't get fucked. whatever happens no-one is coming to my funeral and no-one would be around to even arrange it. w00tah"}
+{"text":"Through political fuckary, the airport where he worked was exempted from minimum wage laws. He was paid $2/hr less than McDonalds workers and the financial pressures made him lose his mind. After le epic flight ramp workers got a $3/hr raise, not sure that raises them out of poverty tho."}
+{"text":"This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Start a family. It even shows him getting married."}
+{"text":"last of these fats"}
+{"text":"last of these fats yd u stop?"}
+{"text":"No deradicalization slop edition"}
+{"text":"anyone have the \"you owe me a whole world\" one"}
+{"text":"Yes Does anyone have the Seymour Cray edit?"}
+{"text":"wheres the seals?"}
+{"text":"South East Asia and diaspora thread. Memes, talent, culture, history, fashion, soul. Creepy sexpat/fetishist behavior not welcome."}
+{"text":"That situation sounds so third world I almost feel sorry for you."}
+{"text":"A similar thing exists in French. It used to be used by proles abd thugs mostly 30 years ago, but now it has made its way in common language (only some distinct words) Like \"fou\" (crazy) becoming \"ouf\" (cray-cray) pronounced \"oof\" Or \"merci\" (thanks) becoming \"cimer\""}
+{"text":"+ random Niconico Douga videos."}
+{"text":"i dont know how is this artstyle called but i hate it"}
+{"text":"More ｽﾋﾟｷ"}
+{"text":"Sorry but you're getting more top 4 naughty crabs."}
+{"text":"More Lucky Star MAD"}
+{"text":"Whatever happened to literally me threads"}
+{"text":"i dont sleep... i just dream. imagine someone said something to you this gay in real life. holy shit."}
+{"text":"what happened in 2021"}
+{"text":"Not even a worthy tribute, yet still the only based post in an entire thread filled with retards idolizing FICTIONAL KIKE CHARACTERS IN KIKE MADE MOVIES AND KIKE MADE TV SERIES. KILL YOURSELVES."}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"Go outside. Disgusting biomass surrounds me. Go back inside."}
+{"text":"...its a bit."}
+{"text":"here's an original and totally unexpected comment: hungary seems fuckin cool. you ferret."}
+{"text":"can't eloquently put my finger on it but there's something i really hate about the \"super strong kid\" \"trope\" (is that the right word?). i really, really don't like that kid version of goku. i can give gohan a pass for the cell saga however because that was great and should have been the end of dragonball z forever with no db shows ever made after it. father dies, son takes over. classic type of story. epic. the end. but then we had the humiliation ritual of the saiyaman \"saga\". also kid trunks is an absolute cunt instead of the cool old trunks we knew and goten is a retarded little faggot. hate those characters. ah fuuuck now i've just remembered that little gimp pan. noooo anyway whatever, the ending of that video you posted was revolting. thanks for adding a small dose of rage to my daily rage metre. what's going to tip me over the edge today? find out at 11"}
+{"text":"You really typed all that shit. And you call goten a faggot. You faggot."}
+{"text":"dreaming about having babies do women really"}
+{"text":"She's already two cats deep into her sexless catlady journey but also thinks she'll have a husband and kids someday. And depending what day you ask her that husband may or may not be Bowser."}
+{"text":"R"}
+{"text":"All the proof I need that chibiposters are homosexuals."}
+{"text":"christmas edition"}
+{"text":"someone it's a something. Pajeets are not humans"}
+{"text":"New thread is needful"}
+{"text":"So go back there and be with them."}
+{"text":"Tune is actually pleasant. Can anyone sauce it for me? Indian in India here. The song is Tere Bina from the movie Guru."}
+{"text":"indian in india fake and faggot post, indians are too proud to not mention what city they're from"}
+{"text":"Nips are pervy."}
+{"text":"True if from alternate universe or under a ton of ice."}
+{"text":"Schizo posting, you use a lot of words and yet say nothing. Your entire world view is hating, clear signs of just being lost to probably some childhood trauma or some mental illness, or maybe just fully brainwashed. Seek help, no point in talking to mentally ill people like you. Just contain you so you don't harm others."}
+{"text":"I never said i'm pro porn, it's a shit habit in my life as well.. but blaming an outside force for your bad choices is untrue if the meme creator is not joking. I used to think that blaming the jews like this were jokes and i enjoyed them, until recently i've been seeing jews blamed unironically for anything and everything. It's the most classical scape goat, from hating straight white males, to rich, to a farmer that has one more horse than you do."}
+{"text":"I used to think that blaming the jews like this were jokes and i enjoyed them, until recently i've been seeing jews blamed unironically for anything and everything Ah, fallen for the classic Jewish well poisoning I see."}
+{"text":"Other thread image limit reached. Gondola continued"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know what \"gondola genuss\" is? I keep seeing it appear in some gondola videos"}
+{"text":"'Genuss' is German for 'enjoyment'."}
+{"text":"?"}
+{"text":"Venezuela edition Anything related to The Absolute Supremacy of The American Military"}
+{"text":"I find it interesting that a family member is military general who worked opsec(?), and talked about (in 2020) how 4chan was considered a driving force in why recruitment numbers were down (despite hating having to change the training regiment completely to account for muscular and cardiovascular weakness not present in previous generations), with the plan being to alter the view of the American military in a positive manner by way of showing power and strength through the explicit goal being pandering to “whites who felt betrayed by their country”, and of course “people who are lost aimless and stupid” The last six years have been interesting to watch when you have eyes on the inside. Good job, family member."}
+{"text":"amen"}
+{"text":"Brown says the mutt lol"}
+{"text":"Do Greenland next Mr Trump"}
+{"text":"Just mute your headphones, faggot :3"}
+{"text":"Post Video games related stuff"}
+{"text":"imagine encoding quake gameplay at 30fps, heresy"}
+{"text":"your \"AI hunch\" is actually your retarded brain malfunctioning"}
+{"text":"no retard, they dont. blow your brains out."}
+{"text":"ITS MAHVEL BAY-BEEE!!!"}
+{"text":"Time for another China thread"}
+{"text":"honestly if she just got her snaggleteeth fixed she would be solid."}
+{"text":"They've perfectly recreated a Chinese driver, unreal."}
+{"text":"It's unreal that the left has totally abandoned asians, they only love retarded blacks and trannys."}
+{"text":"what makes me a good demoman?"}
+{"text":"IIRC its been explained before that the Chinese legal system is to blame for their seeming refusal to help anyone. Essentially, if you touch/go near someone in trouble, whatever happened can be blamed on you; doubly so if they died. You jump in to save the drowning woman? If she drowned anyway and you lived, her family can successfully sue you in court for both failing to save her AND for purposely drowning her. You run to help that person whose legs got run over? You get sued for allowing it to happen or delaying rescue from the proper authorities. You call for help for someone being stabbed? Sued for not preventing the stabbing to begin with. It's like that survey that said that British men would leave a crying child in the street as opposed to rescuing it for fear of being called a kidnapper or pedophile."}
+{"text":"PREVIOUS THREADS: 6059220 Past link limit, will include in next post Operation Blue The Jew '26 Reboot Begins Today. In the honor of the most effective noticing campaign, I begin this thread with some of our past work"}
+{"text":"These are the same people who mutilate their bodies with piercings, tattoos, self-harm patchworks and amputated genitals, dye their hair neon pink and reject heterosexuality and meat-eating, and then expect to be taken seriously about their political ideologies. Insufferable isn't a strong enough word."}
+{"text":"I had a lefty coworker try to sell me on how clever an idea it was. They seemed to think it would impede or confuse the police somehow. I was stupified"}
+{"text":"it seems to all be layers upon layers of grifters who is in the wrong here?"}
+{"text":"forgot the audio"}
+{"text":"I'm being deadass Stopped watching right there"}
+{"text":"kek is that georgia meloni"}
+{"text":"Bullshit. Obama/Biden are 1000% at fault for all this shit. They had 12 fucking years to fuck shit up. The mess we're in has nothing to do with Trump. He's the one trying to undo their huge fucking mess and crybaby dipshits like you are trying to stop him. His first 4 years got fucked over by covid and the libtard governors shutting the economy down over a 99.9% survivable flu. Now he's only been in for a year and you gotta try and blame everything on him again? Fuck off bitch."}
+{"text":"If glowie means you enjoy living in America and hate the demonrats that wanna destroy it with all their endless crying over nothing then I'm a glowie and proud. Lol"}
+{"text":"Obama/Biden are 1000% at fault for all this shit how"}
+{"text":"ITT Dilbert and Scott Adams"}
+{"text":"His death was an amazing case of irony. daddy trump I need le new cancer cure Every maga tard deserves whatever this retard went trough"}
+{"text":"Fucking BASED RIP Scott Adams We don't have a system that can stop our crazy bitches, so we have to fix that There are a lot of weak men Weak men allowed crazy bitches to exist"}
+{"text":"las crazy bitches, muh weak men, le system still not naming them"}
+{"text":"Deserved. hes buring in a lake of fire now. AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! IM IN SO MUCH PAIN FOR ETERNITY!!!!! AAAAAAAH!!! XD!!!"}
+{"text":"No schizo edits, derad slop, troonslop, or nigslop. Plus points for OC or Misato."}
+{"text":"m0ar asuka sun wheel"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Im retarded and just guessing but it has celtic/old english vibes and the x flag lines up somewhat with that."}
+{"text":"Videos of dogs"}
+{"text":"Naples, obviously."}
+{"text":"/an/ is the most reddit board reddit is tranny coded there's really nothing more to it than that"}
+{"text":"hello Mohammad"}
+{"text":"Send this to a girl that broke your heart Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"Something elegant about a one-engine jet fighter like Mitsubushi's F-2. It's not a F-16 although it plays like one."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"worksafe jets impossible"}
+{"text":"Fucking love Tornados and Typhoons"}
+{"text":"doing gods work. thank you anon"}
+{"text":"a lot of shit choices for \"music\" here."}
+{"text":"May the Lord keep us all safe! Previous:"}
+{"text":"Who will bring me to the fortified city? Who will lead me to Edom? Is it not you, God"}
+{"text":"Set me free from my prison"}
+{"text":"I will ever sing in praise of your name"}
+{"text":"Teach me to do your will, for you are my God; may your good Spirit lead me on"}
+{"text":"funny captions only"}
+{"text":"Nigga this site invented image macros, the most formulaic meme format"}
+{"text":"quit replying to overused pasta you gullible fuck."}
+{"text":"What kind of shitty ass phone does he use that has no volume buttons or is he trying to get negro-ed?"}
+{"text":"So some kike lawyer can argue it was premeditated or some other equally retarded angle? Maybe if enough of them get shot they'll just stop fucking with people."}
+{"text":"lol wtf"}
+{"text":"Birthday surprise party?"}
+{"text":"You must be at least 30 years old to bake in this bread"}
+{"text":"very good anon, i just i wish some picture would have lasted a bit longer."}
+{"text":"Although alot of it is AI/Zoomer slop, if you search \"frutiger aero music\" on youtube you will find a lot of 2000s era music like this. A good starting point would be the music from Microsoft Web TV product."}
+{"text":"itch.io"}
+{"text":"$1.99 wow"}
+{"text":"Oh this hurts"}
+{"text":"anime schizo vids i want more old thread hit limit"}
+{"text":"Faggot."}
+{"text":"No offense, but I feel like a lot of the charm gets lost on these when they're watermarked."}
+{"text":"last bump? dont think we're gonna hit the image limit again"}
+{"text":"Damn shame. I was really enjoying these."}
+{"text":"its a bit of a stretch but there is some anime in it"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Isn't there a follow up where they all try black spaghetti?"}
+{"text":"cardoooooooooooooooooo"}
+{"text":"i wish i had coconuts where i live"}
+{"text":"They exist. Most are in enclaves and will not serve any gentiles. Even had a problem where I took a friend to one and they outright told me in plain english that they will serve me but not my friend. The others can't afford not to serve them. It's just middle eastern food and american beef dishes or they're disguised as other types of resturants like pizza places. They usually don't have anything but the jewishness going for them so they try to sell it as quality stuff."}
+{"text":"sort of starting to think it would be cool to have a gay nigger from outer space cook/clean for me. wouldn't do any sex stuff (gross, that's gay, and it's a nigger) - it would purely be a professional setup and he could live in one of my stables or the annex or something. basically a butler/manservant of sorts, but fruity. at the moment i'm a lone batman with no alfred. ok fuck it, job openings are available, you know where to find me, just consult the akashic records as per procedure"}
+{"text":"share videos that hit home"}
+{"text":"Who is They/Them? Da joos?"}
+{"text":"what its like to feel invisible"}
+{"text":"music is radiohead - daydreaming"}
+{"text":"demons anon. suicidal thoughts/ despair come from demons"}
+{"text":"ruined by the dumb music in the end"}
+{"text":"Share videos with audio for other boards. Previous thread"}
+{"text":"They let her past finnish way too easily."}
+{"text":"I lost"}
+{"text":"most immigrant scum who have lived in finland a long time do much worse than she did"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's why they should all be removed."}
+{"text":"AI gens a Model M keyboard kino"}
+{"text":"Post videos of people getting hurt. No gore obviously."}
+{"text":"refery LMAO you are the retard!"}
+{"text":"Skank got planked"}
+{"text":"lol"}
+{"text":"Explain"}
+{"text":"currently or all-time in your mind, music you simply hold to the highest regard from any era."}
+{"text":"Anyone have the video of the slav couple fighting in an elevator and then cleaning up? Set to \"Where is my mind?\", by the Pixies."}
+{"text":"Pretty soon you need to have a PhD to solve these motherfucking captchas."}
+{"text":"The premise of that was just flawed. If someone cracks an orgy machine where people can plug in and have full simulated sex as anyone or anything a fucking fighting game wouldn't get a look in due to the fact everyone starved to death three months after InfiniGoon was released."}
+{"text":"I remember that scene making me want to electroshock people so I could see their skeletons."}
+{"text":"To a gooner mindset, you're right, and I'm sure in that reality a good significant chunk of the population, predominantly male, would go that way.... for a while. The novelty would wear off though, hard as that might be for you to imagine. Consider current internet porn. 100 years ago that kind of unlimited access to videos and even VR POV porn experiences would have been considered similarly, yet society hasn't (completely) collapsed (yet). It just weeds out the weak, of a sort. Besides, in the context of the story the game and tech is new. While this is ad hoc headcanon, I could imagine that a porn simulator of that power would be illegal, banned in the public interest, where rules would be in place about how exactly that technology could be used. The devs of this game found a loophole and put out the fighting game, because as long as it's not marketed that way, what people get up to in the game is no different than what they might get up to in their personal lives, and as long as 'opponents' weren't AI and had to be controlled by another human being, it is still a consensual act between two people and shouldn't be limited. but yeah, overthinking it a bit there, just enjoy the show."}
+{"text":"first thing don did in 2017 was grant presidential pardons to jew pedophiles he was pro israel in his first term and continues to be a pedo loving faggot in his second anyone who still believes the Qanon psyop is retarded"}
+{"text":"woohan lab these faggots don't know that epstien was a open secret since 2011 and before i remember seeing memes about the pedophile island and the lolita express before 2011, on /b/ it was one of the most ancient meme/s theories literal retard faggots pretending like this is something new and now they're some sort of expert is infuriating woohan lab doesn't matter what the rebranded flu is called DJT forced a (((vaccine))) through the FDA that has parts of the AIDS virus in it RETARDS"}
+{"text":"you're not going to make it you have no power focus on yourself Jewish rat whether she knows it or not shes just a fucking tool of the jew doing it for free."}
+{"text":"Could you provide the episode link/Guest name/ep number assuming its not taken down? I want to listen to the whole conversation"}
+{"text":"\"I hate Epstein\" translation: \"I wasn't invited to his island\""}
+{"text":"that time of year again"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time"}
+{"text":"no, what i meant to say is that im gay."}
+{"text":"She commit everything for the bit, noice."}
+{"text":"Could have ended when she would the hacksaw out. No reason to repeat the joke 3 times without any subversion"}
+{"text":"trying to trick you into choking them to steal your mana and currency."}
+{"text":"Languages and accents"}
+{"text":"Sounds like a you problem. Also having Bluetooth headphones on ones head doesn't necessarily mean they are blasting music."}
+{"text":"cry more incel smooth brain"}
+{"text":"Hair."}
+{"text":"Sure, sure, internet chad. Keep on roleplaying."}
+{"text":"Salad Protein Carb What's sloppy about it?"}
+{"text":"Disney WW2 Propaganda 1941 Three Little Pigs- Nazi Version + buy war bonds mixed in I'll Also Upload The Other Versions The original 1933 Disney Version is the wold dressed up as a jew Post WW2 pro jew Version (Jew removed , just a wolf) Since jews flooded USA & got israel due to jews pushing holocaust guilt/sympathy & jews flooded film studios even more Combo of 1933 & 1941 Combo clip cut (Just important parts) 1933 vs 1948 Versions"}
+{"text":"1933 vs 1948 Versions full screen cips, and then a side by side of the clip + some vintage TV stuff added in + a sieg heil at the end It mentions not for republicans, showing how old the edit for TV it is. Now it's libs that have no humor and are offended by racism"}
+{"text":"Three Little Pigs 1933 vs 1948 Side by side of the clip"}
+{"text":"1933 vs 1941 Three Little Pigs Silent edition for /pol/"}
+{"text":"Post your /nsg/ webms and gifs. You know the drill. Last hit limit."}
+{"text":"NWA"}
+{"text":"anyone got the one that starts with pics in black and white with the only pics colored being the nazi flag and hitler in the end?"}
+{"text":"That last panel of the swastika after showing off the 3rd Reich utopia, as if it symbolises the ultimate independence and security of all White peoples Put shivers down my spine."}
+{"text":"They have a certain hypnotic effect."}
+{"text":"I always thought a milestone for generative AI is when it can render the impossible. So now I ask: can you make her UN-fart?"}
+{"text":"Now this is a thinking man."}
+{"text":"Back in the good ole days…."}
+{"text":"better girls and better music"}
+{"text":"and better music i dont think so it was the same nigger noise cancer except for few cool hits"}
+{"text":"People dancing."}
+{"text":"Specialist from Persona 4."}
+{"text":"i shall cast one hundred years of bad luck upon you"}
+{"text":"It's really the same for most cultures, and a big part of why so many leftists were sold on the fantasy that immigration would lead to integration. They were just used to interacting with the best educated, wealthiest, smartest members of other countries, assumed that the entire country would be like that, and were surprised when that turned out not to be the case. With indians that's been exacerbated too by their mass arrival onto the internet which cuts out all social filters one might develop as well."}
+{"text":"sad that it took so long to learn this lesson but everyone should really agree on everyone staying in their own country now"}
+{"text":"The resurrection of Ishtar Edition prev"}
+{"text":"so rabbis have tiny dicks and are massive faggots. gotcha. how else are you going to fuck a 3 year old girl without killing her? an average sized boner would do ridiculous internal damage. so they must have microdicks surely. and a 9 year old little boy? utter faggotry. \"hmmm what shall i do today oh wait i know i'll get some shit on my dick and destroy a young boys life forever *swings a chicken around his head afterwards* how could you do this you monster, time to answer to g-d\" \"bawk?!?\" these \"people\" are insane."}
+{"text":"Retardation level 11/10"}
+{"text":"But all the jews didn't convince you Hitler was right, though?"}
+{"text":"still images only"}
+{"text":"this is bad"}
+{"text":"Lets have a BlueAchive General tread. Why? cuz UUUUUUHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE Sensei Lets have a party!"}
+{"text":"I'm not saying you're wrong but those lyrics make absolutely zero sense to me in the supposed context of being about early exposure to the Internet. I'm guessing it's a translation thing because those lyrics don't form any kind of coherent message or theme in English."}
+{"text":"post acapella"}
+{"text":"What language is that? Google says the group is Russian, but it doesn't sound like Russian."}
+{"text":"Anyone have that Russian male chorus song about Putin ? it was 30 seconds long max.... it was so good but I lost when my phone died"}
+{"text":"The other reach the video limit:"}
+{"text":"The son of Paul Atreides."}
+{"text":"A fate worse than death desu"}
+{"text":"Stupid cunt."}
+{"text":"Video Game Music - Xmas Edition Previous:"}
+{"text":"baked"}
+{"text":"Couldn't find another thread for it, and the last one's dead."}
+{"text":"ye i dunno what happened. used some online mp3 to webm converter and it did that shit ty"}
+{"text":"Videos with hidden or subliminal redpills"}
+{"text":"ok... you may not know what the words \"hidden\" and \"subliminal\" mean."}
+{"text":"Previous"}
+{"text":"Ok now post them getting punched really hard in the tummi"}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"song?"}
+{"text":"She Won't Go Away - Faye Webster"}
+{"text":"thank ye"}
+{"text":"post videos of women/girls doing cute things/ being cute"}
+{"text":"Can anyone break down this in terms of music theory? Anything at all, time signature, which scale she's using, is it Cm? Counting here is very difficult because this instrument you hear percussion, bass, and harmony all in one, so it doesn't sound like 4/4 at all. Wait I actually got it, it's in 4/4 but the phrasing of everything is stretched across multiple measures so it makes it sound very interesting."}
+{"text":"sounds like d minor, just checked and that's the most common tuning for these"}
+{"text":"Cool, thanks. What are these instruments called?"}
+{"text":"handpan drums, they were an invention of some guy and he was the only person in the world to make them but now you can find them on amazon. i remember someone saying the one she's using is a low-mid range one that costs a couple hundred bucks. pretty neat instrument, kinda like a harmonica in how it's tuned to one scale. also, probably had time picking out the timing because she was playing pretty fast and loose with the tempo, way beyond the limits of rubato imo into the can't-keep-a-beat territory but she's like 10"}
+{"text":"This is a thread for Transformers Post what you have, all series welcome."}
+{"text":"My favorites are Beast Wars, Animated and Prime (Prime has a lot of detractors but fuck them I like it)"}
+{"text":"The one time Starscream wasn't a backstabbing cunt."}
+{"text":"Beast Wars was so fucking good It's a shame Best Machines completely dropped the ball Dinobot was the GOAT"}
+{"text":"eww"}
+{"text":"Imagine how big she'd make my dick look in comparison"}
+{"text":"Topics: TV variety clips TV CM clips TV nrews clips TV drama clips Idol (female/male) related TV clips basically clips with sound for the /jp/ threads: Sakamichi General Nogizaka46 - Info & Discussion Japanese Movie and TV General Female Announcer and Alternative General AKB General This a SFW (Safe For Workplace) thread Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"chii-chan!"}
+{"text":"How did he score Ayase Haruka?"}
+{"text":"serious chiichan"}
+{"text":"That's what she sounds like? I don't really remember what it was like before, but it's completely different from my image."}
+{"text":"Cute Girls"}
+{"text":"AAAARGGH WHO?!?!"}
+{"text":"There is no known Chinese proverb, idiom, myth, or classical story that matches “a monkey awakening the Warrior statues of Xang Xue by rubbing his semen on their bellies.” The only place this exact wording appears is in an English internet comment thread, where it is mentioned without any source or Chinese text, which strongly suggests it is an invented joke or copypasta rather than a genuine proverb."}
+{"text":"what lol"}
+{"text":"the name brotherman pls"}
+{"text":"Same as previous thread"}
+{"text":"I've been married for 10 years, but shit like this makes me want to get a girlfriend."}
+{"text":"Is your wife fat?"}
+{"text":"Nah just low libido. She rarely wants to have sex but doesn't mind tit fucking, foot stuff, and me grinding her ass until I cum. I also occasionally go to asian massage parlors and get jerked off. My wife knows about it and thinks it's cool."}
+{"text":"Maybe you don't really belong here if you are the minority? NTA and have been here since 2004. You are an election newcomer with zero understanding on the spirit of this website which died around 2008 ish. Also, tattoos are clearly a sign of a low quality female and tha kinda makes them look like whores. If they were not whores tattoos by themselves can look cool, it's the type of people that prefer them destroy their aesthetic. Same thing for coloring your hair, looks cool in anime but only the largest faggots and most disgusting females color their hair."}
+{"text":"Good for you two. Do you guys do any fun couple activities together? Like go-karting or something?"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"more than any foids would be"}
+{"text":"gay nigger gets offended that anyone would dare call clubbing gay spends hours seething about it on a mongolian throat singing forum lol gayyyy"}
+{"text":"i cba to quote all yous twos posts but damn, get a room and kiss already because you should get married if you love each other so much"}
+{"text":"I'm actually surprised Fuentes agreed to go clubbing considering the dude has stated he doesn't drink or do drugs because they impair his thinking, loud music is so distracting that probably has a similar (if reduced) effect on cognition."}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"in this thread we post flying war machines"}
+{"text":"webms, mp4s, gifs, etc."}
+{"text":"45 years of experience, imagine"}
+{"text":"Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers, but whose delight is in the law of the Lord, and who meditates on his law day and night."}
+{"text":"Psalm 59"}
+{"text":"The Book of Psalms is divided into five smaller \"books\" — mirroring the five books of the Torah (Pentateuch). These sections are: Book 1: Psalms 1–41 Book 2: Psalms 42–72 Book 3: Psalms 73–89 Book 4: Psalms 90–106 Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Psalm 119 is the longest chapter in the entire Bible. It has 176 verses and is a masterful acrostic poem: it contains 22 stanzas (one for each letter of the Hebrew alphabet), with each stanza's 8 verses beginning with the same Hebrew letter. It's a beautiful celebration of God's law (Torah). Psalm 119:"}
+{"text":"I love the Psalms, bros. In 2025 I read all 150 each month. Was kind of difficult at times but made me pretty knowledgeable of them."}
+{"text":"Psalm 117 is the shortest chapter in the Bible. It contains just 2 verses and is a concise, joyful call to all nations to praise the Lord. Interestingly, Psalms 117 and 119 sit right next to each other, the shortest and longest chapters in Scripture."}
+{"text":"breakbeat hardcore/jungle/dnb/big beat"}
+{"text":"thnx brah"}
+{"text":"tranny jungle No thanks"}
+{"text":"obscure short films or the type of shit you'd see on TV somewhere years ago and never seen since."}
+{"text":"There's always a bigger crab"}
+{"text":"goated"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Post anything related to Kpop"}
+{"text":"the fakest bitch of all time"}
+{"text":"the realest bitch of all time"}
+{"text":"they all fug the shit out of the male trainees, all of them."}
+{"text":"What does \"climbing the ladder\" look like in Kpop? Starting out in a group and then what? A solo music career? Becoming a model? A job in movies? What is the ideal career path?"}
+{"text":"Hopecore or motivating shit.. Last thread got yeeted n deleted Post status Went on a third date with a chick. I hope everything goes well. My friends have started respecting me more. Won silver in my jiu jitsu competion (there were only 2 people total in my weight class) my physique is improving, acing exams since theyre not that hard right now, unfortunately i've been LDARing too much lately. Maybe its the weather but my allergies have been acting up"}
+{"text":"anyone got the wojak calling the mongolian throatsinging hotline webm?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"My inspiration lately"}
+{"text":"incelcore music"}
+{"text":"the official 4chan cat webms are here"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the one where the cameraman is walking at night and meows strangely at a cat walking on a railing, who then loses concentration and falls off? Thought I saved it a while back but I can't find it."}
+{"text":"nvm found it gotta send that email to find the typos, iykyk, desu, desu"}
+{"text":"You are brown"}
+{"text":"The Cat Condition, poetry"}
+{"text":"Anything related to video games, as long as it is AI-generated. Sound preferred. I made a fair amount of Metal Gear and FGC stuff, so posting it here. No real order. Keep in mind most AI models will censor things on copyright, so sometimes you have to use another AI chat model to construct a very descriptive prompt without using names. Grok is one of the few models that doesn't care about copyright, but it can only generate 6-second videos and the voices tend to be flat."}
+{"text":"Starcraft"}
+{"text":"I expected more purring or something"}
+{"text":"I asked it to make gentle metroid sounds. Instead, its like its charging samus up."}
+{"text":"she actually did that with a fucking HELMET in Other M it was fucking retarded"}
+{"text":"Post your fav songs from 2010 to 2019"}
+{"text":"French version"}
+{"text":"Funny to hear it in English. Are the original artists singing in English, or is dubbed by someone else?"}
+{"text":"Are the original artists singing in English Vanessa Paradis sings (and voices) both the English and French parts. The Francœur monster has separate voice actors. In order to meet the requirements of co-producer EuropaCorp, the English voices are recorded before the animation itself, which makes the film easier to sell in Anglo-Saxon countries; Bibo Bergeron supervised the choice of voice actors and recording took place in Los Angeles.[4] The French voices are recorded once the film is finished.[4] Vanessa Paradis is the only actor to appear in both the English and French cast, providing the voice of Lucille in both versions."}
+{"text":"Sweet, thanks for the trivia."}
+{"text":"Is that Remilla? She's no inchling."}
+{"text":"I don't get Touhou. It's just some anime girls. They aren't even the cutest around. How did (You) get into the fandom, anon? This is the first fandom where I just don't understand the appeal and feel like I'm missing out. Sure, I could bury myself in Fumos, but that won't help. What am I missing? yes I am artistic, pls help"}
+{"text":"touhou got popular because the music was catchy, that's about it. the actual games themselves aren't very good (most of them are just bullet hells you can beat in less than an hour and the fighting spinoffs are mostly considered very mediocre) and the manga and writing in general are just abysmal. all the characters are very shallow, there's little to no character development because the creator hates straying away from the status quo seemingly out of fear of alienating people."}
+{"text":"mainly music and the flair of \"Japan good\" because cute anime youkais are more interesting than some western object poltergeist or black forest grumpy witch. If music related memes weren't picked up (Ronald McDonald, IOSYS screech miku songs, osu!), Touhou would only be half as popular.ZUN caught lightning in a bottle by making everything Touhou related patent free."}
+{"text":"I can agree I got into TouHou by the music. I have to say, Anime is the apex of modern commercial art, and ZUN made a version of that which had open source on making the best art possible for the setting. Because he couldn't. His art is shit...but his ideas..... Gensoukyo itself is like rap: You don't like the setting because it's good, you like it as a badge of belonging to that group. It has crazy memes, casual violence and threats, and more hentai than a lonely J-teenager. Reimu is literally us, and Marissa is the Troll that keeps fucking with us, even though we keep coming back here. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There's a WMAF thread so why not the inverse?"}
+{"text":"Different anon but just observations. Absolutely, that's why in so many social media post of an AF just posting herself, WM write some stupid shit labeling her as white property or some white men superiority shit that usually comes across as so damn insecure. On the plus side, AMWF is generally a much better couples dynamic. For one, the homicide/assault rate of WM against their AF partners are ridiculously high, it's actually the highest out of all races. Meanwhile being assaulted as a female by AM is the lowest among all races. Divorce rates are also lowest when partnered with AM. With all that said, the wasians with mental health problems are usually the ones with racist white dads also. The general problem with WMAF is that the white man is still racist because he hates asians but married an asian, that's level of self hate is mental."}
+{"text":"Absolutely you gonna post em or...."}
+{"text":"Are you blind that you somehow cannot spot the way that white men fetishize and hypersexualize asian women on social media? Just go on the explore tab of instagram and click on any AF's profile. It's just a slightly watered down version of incels on 4chan spamming \"built for bwc\""}
+{"text":"spamming \"built for bwc\" i think you misunderstood my first post, let me simplify WHERE VIDEO OF WHITE MAN HATE AMWF"}
+{"text":"romance two pornstars on hire lol"}
+{"text":"The West needs Remigration"}
+{"text":"Imagine having this little self-awareness. You are a Baltoid, your country was literally FOUNDED by German immigrants that came and genocided the natives, the Old Prussians, during the Baltic Crusade. Either you are descended from the German invaders in which case you have no room to argue about immigrants since you are one or you are descended from the assimilated natives in which case I wouldn't bark too loudly if I were you. You got your ass whooped by immigrants once, pray they don't do it again."}
+{"text":"LOOK AWAY MR. JAPANESE"}
+{"text":"celebrating New Year's(whatever date) has always been retarded"}
+{"text":"webm opens up with literal monkey sounds"}
+{"text":"Prev threads"}
+{"text":"What's that druggie on about, the epstein files are and always were a democrat hoax. now they got finally released an as expected it was a nothingburger."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Weather Underground wanted to murder ALL white newborn babies Weather Underground was only jews for the most part. All journalists saying to end white people are also jews plus a few token dark skins brainwashed by pointing to things jews did. All anti-white woke groups are jews. I'm starting to see a pattern"}
+{"text":"BASED"}
+{"text":"Didn't this bitch ass marry a rothchild?"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Why is this BVLL so heckin' basederinos? Reply if you agree!"}
+{"text":"fuckin loll amazing"}
+{"text":"legend"}
+{"text":"fortnite thread"}
+{"text":"slav/russia"}
+{"text":"russia about to lose chechnya"}
+{"text":"God I fucking hate listening to this bitch speak, I just wanna punch her glasses so that the shards of glass break off into her eye, and then forcefully put my cock inside her mouth. The patel jeet from all her interviews looks and sounds like an even more punchable faggot."}
+{"text":"alright. no clue where that is, theres probably fuck all there except some natural gas which russia already has more of than god, so in conclusion I dont give a fuck."}
+{"text":"Oy vey these goyim love to scapegoat I don't even need to look her up"}
+{"text":"nothing like a good ol' bbq and drinks with frens by the block~ perfectly normal in this part of the world to see your sister or other relatives in revealing clothing while you're a kid, btw."}
+{"text":"Post fights."}
+{"text":"the way fatso provokes him and gets rotated 90 degrees right after is frying me"}
+{"text":"you were the nigger?"}
+{"text":"ITT: race fights At least be clear about what kind of thread you wanted punk ass OP"}
+{"text":"true"}
+{"text":"you are brown"}
+{"text":"the century is now 25% done edition prev"}
+{"text":"67"}
+{"text":"lmao can't escape...."}
+{"text":"It's been years since I've seen one of these threads - post cringe that is also absolute kino"}
+{"text":"Don't have anymore :'("}
+{"text":"I don't know who he is but i'm sure he's italian for some reason lol"}
+{"text":"who's the artist?"}
+{"text":"Don't remember but the character's name is Reggie. Have fun gooning to the gay demon mouse."}
+{"text":"understood the assignment go back"}
+{"text":"Post comfy"}
+{"text":"song sauce?"}
+{"text":"Was the break-up amiable? If she understood and empathized with your decision, there might still be hope the relationship can work. I only remember that's it not Stardew Valley. Sorry."}
+{"text":"I love autmn. I went to college in a rural area that looked lik that. So many memories going to class then staying in library studying looking out at the orange and red trees. WIsh I could go back. It's all so pointless now...."}
+{"text":"board is called Worksafe GIF Not a GIF thread to be seen around here Post your favorite GIFs NOW"}
+{"text":"prev threads"}
+{"text":"Happy birthday to Nixon, indeed___"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"loving the bonanza downloading 8 pol threads close to 4GB"}
+{"text":"races are subspecies Um, okay. Whatev. I never understood this talking point. What is it supposed to convince people of? Isn't the whole idea of evolution that there are constant new mutants coming along to replace the old ones, and that interbreeding is natural and pushes life forward? I don't believe in evolution, but I'm just saying that that talking point wouldn't help the white nationalist argument for those who do."}
+{"text":"I don't think this one is trans I'd totally do any tranny in this thread over her any day of the week"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure theses are the only males in this thread."}
+{"text":"Boom Boom Boom Music"}
+{"text":"man that's good. not sure why it's posted in a techno thread but thanks. that's going in my car"}
+{"text":"hahaha"}
+{"text":"Just 15 days left until the commemoration of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ."}
+{"text":"bump kino thread"}
+{"text":"Post videos showing the average day in China (cars exploding, people driving the wrong way, tires falling off, etc.)"}
+{"text":"couldn't find the american one I was talking about but this was same event"}
+{"text":"audio"}
+{"text":"chinks cleared wagons with black screens deployed but of course there was only like 12 dead officially yeah, right"}
+{"text":"Why are Halo players like this? Just get out of the fucking vehicle, you don't need a banshee to fight the final boss"}
+{"text":"It’s a Eurovision song. That’s what pop music sounded like in the 1960’s"}
+{"text":"Do not let this thread parish."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"terry davis thread"}
+{"text":"boy gets panicked after burglaring into a drugstore and realizing he cant get out it had to be cut into to video files"}
+{"text":"is this the one where he cuts his leg and bleeds out in gallons of blood?"}
+{"text":"Yea"}
+{"text":"But why"}
+{"text":"One of Candace's recent whistleblowers Who DOJ/Bill Barr (former head of DOJ)/Bill Barr's daughter Mary (former elite doj official) threatened to kill this whistleblower many times via a conduit, due to evidence she tried bringing to FBI. They shot at her and missed, after she leaked the texts to Project Veritas. Showing Candace was a target, and they were trying to blackmail her at the time to shut up & honeypot a guy with an underage girl to extort. Then taunted the whistleblower in texts that they missed. Virginia AG texted her apologizing for signing her case, not knowing the real story. Offered to help the whistleblower. But then was found dead (murdered). She was the one you heard about working on CPS trafficking kids amd also involving illegal israeli's getting visas for other illegal israelis. PREVIOUS"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"candelabra with hebrew inscriptions meant for sabbath \"JEWS JUST JEWING my great great great great grandpa (cuz im a pathetic alphie) bought this in a fair exchange in 1889 from a decrepit self hating jew, what a W\" your view of heebs doesn't necessarily guarantee your admission into heaven, despite their constant kikery"}
+{"text":"Whenever there's a video reply to me with no context. Especially if not too long after I made the post, that it gets replied to. Either no comment and just a file with an obscure filename fitting a consistent pattern. Or a reply that doesn't give a hint at all as to what the file is. Don't click it, I never do, it's always the female indian shill who loves jews. She's too low IQ to have any real tactics, and simply reuses the same futile tactics that never work. Which is how you know she's not a real jew. Tho, she could be an indian jew (there's 3 sects of indian jews) or an ethiopian jew. Both variants are as just as terrible at shilling as hindu shills. Which is why she'll never post her hand with timestamp But, she's clearly an indian shill, based upon the tactics that she uses. Each variant of shills always has their own style of shilling, with a distinct set of hallmark tactics. Which is why all anons were pissed about the shills after 10/7, since they were just gatbage shills. Not entertaining, no skill, just there for their useless flooding/spamming. Anons constantly demanded \"we deserve better PSYOPs\" Just setup your 4chanx filters correctly, and you'll filter out 99% of her posts. If any makes it thru, it's easy to visually spot its the shill, without even reading a single word of it"}
+{"text":"Israeli wokeism at its finest too bad you guys don't have freedom."}
+{"text":"Yes this nigger is retarded and lying but Charlie Kirk was a good goy that bit his Master's Hand and got killed for it I'm glad that faggots gone"}
+{"text":"Prev threads"}
+{"text":"People who start wars just so they can lose and cry about it Nice projection shlomo"}
+{"text":"This demographic should be lowest on ICE's priority list. They are just picking low hanging fruit."}
+{"text":"No one ever mentions little old Indonesia. You know.. the country with the largest population of muslims"}
+{"text":"She's a very keen woman despite her bimbo look. She has her finger on the pulse and knows the right things to say at the right time to say it. Case in point, disavowing israel during the height of the recent genocide won her a lot of fans."}
+{"text":"dude is a creep ringing all my creep alarms. i know because i am a creep."}
+{"text":"while Moomin cartoon was animated in Japan the script was strictly Finnish and the hand drawn stick figures were sent to Japan se they would follow the plan but make it graphically much better somehow they were able to slip nazi germany jokes which were shown in Finnish TV in 1991 for all kids to hear why did Himmler win a poker tournament? he had two Aces up to his sleeve how does this work in English you ask? because the poker card type ace is \"ässä\" in Finnish letter S is also \"ässä\" in Finnish"}
+{"text":"вoт тaкoe ecть"}
+{"text":"Literally grew up watching these in Finland. Unfortunately I don't have any clips to offer. Very fond memories of this show. Ei muumitaloa lukita yöksi, hei muumit"}
+{"text":"I cannot look at the hat guy and not think of Geno from Mario RPG."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I had a half jewish friend that when i spoke about the Eruv lines in NYC and London and all the \"cheats\" they do to on the sabbath really amazing. She thought it wss really clever. She thought Christianity was stupid but loved jewish traditions"}
+{"text":"Bizarre ahistorical slop"}
+{"text":"Whats wrong with his face"}
+{"text":"Terrible terrible toupee"}
+{"text":"Having a picture of \"his friend\" bill clinton in monica lewinskys dress is pretty funny desu."}
+{"text":"2 wheels"}
+{"text":"That's the entirety of europe."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"With how common this is you would think they would wait til after to celebrate."}
+{"text":"chinal destination"}
+{"text":"this feels intentional"}
+{"text":"/wsg/ has been drawn into Group A and will be playing against: /wg/ on Fri, Jan 23 /sp/ on Sun, Jan 25 /i/ on Sat, Jan 31"}
+{"text":"just plain bizarre"}
+{"text":"What the hell, theres sound on muh fone"}
+{"text":"Merry Christmas Edition! Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"ricelet seething so hard he has to bring up dindus to cope"}
+{"text":"*hugs you* its all good bro come to europe; there is a white princess waiting there for you luv my asian bros but dont talk about niggers no more ok?"}
+{"text":"My wife is Japanese, I would love a daughter but im 6'4 (not bragging, I'm a fat retard, my height just makes me look more shrek like, I'm a 4/10 and that's with the height bonus) I'm scared she'll end up looking like Brock Lesners daughter minus the strength."}
+{"text":"Rabbis, jews unmasking their plot, abominable jewish behaviour,..."}
+{"text":"Sure am glad some retard put a text box directly in the middle of the video."}
+{"text":"It was the israeli telegram group who posted the vid, that put it there. There are no copies online without that giant gibberish letter blob. This was discussed multiple times already. Like how that exact copy went viral all over social media. No unedited versions exist on social media. Since it was an israeli jew who filmed the vid and submittef it to the admins of the group, who added the logo to it. The unedited vid was never posted in the israeli telegram group publicly. Only the admins got the unedited version in private chats with the israeli user who filmed it"}
+{"text":"Never forget the judeo-Christian brotherhood. One brother brutally atracks the other, yet the bad brother is an amazing psychipathic liar and convinces others that he's actually the victim of the good brother"}
+{"text":"does anyone know what kind of tapes was booby fischer listening to? the global conspiracy or something along that ...? in the movie pawn sacrifice"}
+{"text":"?huv u pey yo feir"}
+{"text":"Also videos like these"}
+{"text":"bummo"}
+{"text":"WTF MAN DON'T POST GORE IN HERE"}
+{"text":"Positive judaism"}
+{"text":"Talmudic values aka literal jewish law used in jewish courts (Beth Din) across avery Western nation in jewish neighborhoods"}
+{"text":"Jews are forbidden by jewish law from telling on their fellow criminal jews to the goyim. Under penalty of death Attached is the grand rebbe (head rabbi) demanding that his jewish congregant not inform on a jewish pedo to the cops, and simply to allow him to continue secually abusing little kids"}
+{"text":"Let's say an average jew has a little bit more sexual appetite than an average goy. Likely due to the circumcision in the early childhood. Is this a bad thing?"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- The war of Gog and Magog began with WW1 & WW2 as jewish messianic wars to genocide 85M goyims The final war (likely WW3) will destroy the White European Christian Goyims that jews view as amalek. To bring about the antichrist (jew messiah) to genocide all goyims"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- The talmud commands jews to destroy all Christian Churches, crosses , statues, Christians, and anything else representative of Chriatians. As Christianity is the biggest enemy of jews & muslims are the perfect goyim religion to them. As islam has no false idols, and therefore allows jews to worship in mosques, but not Christian Churches as Christians are idol worshippers who must be killed according to the talmud and torah, per the noahide laws and others."}
+{"text":"Rabbi- Hitler was right & jews falsely demonize him in history books, MSM , etc. Since jews own all of these methods of pushing propaganda to the goyims"}
+{"text":"Rabbi- Jews control all politicians. So that jews can control the world"}
+{"text":"WAIT A MINUTE It says in there defense post that Invisible Naratives is \"a small team of fewer tyan 20 people\" There is no way that is fucking true"}
+{"text":"That makes no sense."}
+{"text":"How? How does this not make sense? Please Elaborate"}
+{"text":"Fuck me I need to get off twitter with all the lies being spread around"}
+{"text":"There has been no real content since October. This means no watch time and nowhere to place ads for the merch Well Apparently Iron cameraman is convinced they are the reason \"Invisible Narratives still hasn’t posted anything on Boom’s channel.\""}
+{"text":":3"}
+{"text":"parry+"}
+{"text":"The other sister is uncomfortable because they actually have 69'd and fingered each other, which most sisters and friends do. The \"brave\" sister being so shameless in public shows that she would definitely initiate sex acts in the privacy of their own room. The \"shy\" one wants her to stop because she feels guilt and thinks people will figure it out."}
+{"text":"That is definitely not what grooming is"}
+{"text":"cute, debatable."}
+{"text":"Her squeals are definitely cute, it's good!"}
+{"text":"Post your fav 2000-2009 songs"}
+{"text":"Boards of Canada Geogaddi album track Gyroscope, 18 February 2002"}
+{"text":"Boards of Canada Geogaddi album track Music Is Math"}
+{"text":"Spandex superheroes, giants, fighting bug men, armored heroes, and kaiju are all welcome. Image limit was hit, previous thread"}
+{"text":"Nightcore bread"}
+{"text":"bump!"}
+{"text":"It's called reasons not to hit your kids"}
+{"text":"He's possessed by the fighting spirit."}
+{"text":"fell for it again award"}
+{"text":"One, I'm not part of the jewish/pajeet \"we\" that would suffer under le evil nazis, second, you don't mention the importation and defense of rapists made by these not so bad fabians"}
+{"text":"his family is cia and rich but that doesnt protect him from being genocided and hes starting to notice. theres all these complacent white boomers/genx who have more money than most people and they are starting to realize that their wealth and power is an illusion because the problem with democracy is that majority rules means... majority rules and if you arent part of the majority, then you get ruled. and with how blantant the rhetoric is against whites, and with manyt examples of what happens to rich whites in other countries (rhodesia, south africa) hes starting to get uncomfortable. the billionares are already building bunkers in new zealand and securing secondary citizenship in other countries where they will rub elbows with other richfags but the pseduo- rich, the so called 'im worth like 10 million dollars can i be nobiltiy lol' fake rich are realizing that they are basically bag holders and every indiciation is that when the shit goes down, it will be the tucker carlsons of the world who get thrown to the bipoc lgbtq communist wolves and not the bill gates or mark zuckerbergs. nick says what he wants because hes a spic, he thinks its funny whites are fucked and hes profiting off it like all the other browns are."}
+{"text":"The kind of thing that makes you say \"I should watch this movie\""}
+{"text":"Chances we ever get a director's cut of Kubrick's version?"}
+{"text":"He can just watch one and know the ending to them all."}
+{"text":"Hitler was right about everything Everything he predicted came true"}
+{"text":"This thread has some surprisingly good adolf speech clips…"}
+{"text":"pirate Wolfenstein using a setup wizard die to the first Nazi that you meet the world has been saved uninstall game"}
+{"text":"Sorry if this seems out of the blue, but were any of you guys on meguca or /xomy/?"}
+{"text":"i need adolph hitlers warning edit my natsoc usb is MIA"}
+{"text":"I'll suggest: Cromwell, for which ill post mp4s War and Peace, available on youtube under Mosfilm Culloden, available on youtube under LionHeart"}
+{"text":"kino"}
+{"text":"Stuff like \"Start doing this!\" with an arrow pointing at the eyelids of the actor from Peaky Blinders. Either fake shit or stuff so ridiculous it might as well be fake."}
+{"text":"this one is actually good though"}
+{"text":"it have it's utility if you're about to burn out yes definitly, but if not, I hope you like eating shit."}
+{"text":"YOU MUST WIN THE RAT RACE nah I'm good lol"}
+{"text":"he's right"}
+{"text":"Post clips that make you embarrassed for the participant(s)."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of when parodies/comedy music videos were everywhere on youtube."}
+{"text":"It wouldn't kill you to wash your face for gods sake."}
+{"text":"Man, why are blacks so dumb. Taco bell is mainly meat and cheese, it would be terrible if it went vegan."}
+{"text":"Sometimes I'm embarrassed of enjoying fnaf. Most times actually."}
+{"text":"Based"}
+{"text":"Post Vocaloid, UTAU, stuff"}
+{"text":"use vocadb"}
+{"text":"literally how I feel"}
+{"text":"Of the last ten recently published videos I've uploaded in this thread only four are on VocaDB. It's still a good resource. But I'm generally looking for new songs from anyone, not just producers with an existing fanbase."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have Deco 27's Streaming Heart?"}
+{"text":"space and nukes are fake btw."}
+{"text":"you know trumps team listened to him after this clip and the next 2 tiktoks used yeats new album"}
+{"text":"Punk, Rock, Metal, No AI slop. Previous Thread:"}
+{"text":"edgy wigger."}
+{"text":"the last song singing jerk off got AIDs. Do you want AIDs? That's how you get AIDs."}
+{"text":"I miss it so fucking much"}
+{"text":"any good prompts for audio with grok? i really hate the weird, ominous droning sound that it likes to make for whatever reason"}
+{"text":"new thread AI video general PART 8"}
+{"text":"The AI models can pretty much replicate anything, It's possible now tho. im guessing earlier when the dudes were churning out memes it wasnt long until they wanted to make something actually decent, and then they realised they had no idea what they were doing. maybe for a while they've been learning the fundamentals pertaining to the visual arts to make better stuff than before. e.g. when i started blendering like generative ai i figured mocap and other modern tech could help bypass learning stuff, and while that worked to an extent i came to the conclusion of above. taht would be my advice as an \"artist\" for anon's lurking and that things can time, a lot of time to understand"}
+{"text":"that's just how jews use hammers"}
+{"text":"HLX soon, bros. Hopium administered"}
+{"text":"Even if you game on Linux without any steam products, they contribute a lot toward Linux compatibility in general. Over the years, Linux support for games has gone from questionable to outperforming Windows in no small part due to Valve's efforts, basically because they'd rather not pay for Windows licenses on their hardware."}
+{"text":"Nah, the big thing that got them going was the introduction of the Microsoft store in Windows 8. Microsoft was suggesting that they might only allow software to be installed through there, and drop win32 in favor of UWP. This would've given them the capability to remove competitors by the fact that software from other distributors wouldn't work anymore. Steam would've been rendered useless and Valve's income would've instantly flatlined. Supporting Linux means that gamers can jump ship if Microsoft decides to fuck all of us. I already switched back in 2014, and Valve really did make the difference."}
+{"text":"this is actually why valve dropped support for windows 7. steam uses a lot of chrome browser stuff in it, and microsoft dropped chrome support for windows 7. losing a (tiny) section of your market just because some other company decided to drop something is exactly what made valve decide to make sure that shit wouldnt happen again"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"your book literally (literally) says this RRREEEEE NOOO KILL WHITEY this FUCKING country"}
+{"text":"to reach 45 and be accused of being racist UK niggas always treat being CALLED racist as the worst most horrifying thing in the world it's something i haven't really seen in any other country but idk"}
+{"text":"i'm UK early 40's and i don't give a shit. on the rare occasion someone calls me it i say \"thanks for noticing\". luckily round my pub(s) we're all (((racist))) and i even met a zoomette (friends gf) who joins in with me when i rage about jews. a basedboy once said \"shh you can't say that\" and i said \"i'll say whatever i want\" and continued to somewhat more loudly expound upon whatever \"that\" was that was triggering him (think it was about the jeets up the road). bitch backed down immediately of course - it's (one of) *my* local pub(s) and i aint seen you here much kiddo. don't get me wrong though, it's not like i'm a retarded whirlwind of un-pc stuff in your face like some autistic twat but if a topic comes up in natural conversation i do not hold back. i often get high-fives. and then everyone clapped"}
+{"text":"AMV Thread, because wsg without one of these is just wrong. Dumping from my collection (mostly shorter ones because of file size limitation, if i rune out of short ones i might bother making the longer ones smaller)"}
+{"text":"song name? trying to find the original souce really so I can download it in full quality"}
+{"text":"huh"}
+{"text":"You know the drill."}
+{"text":"People as dumb as you don't deserve to live."}
+{"text":"You're on your own, dude. Lol"}
+{"text":"you know she's only mad cus she dropped her food"}
+{"text":"Self deport anon. They won't let you back in otherwise."}
+{"text":"back to bluesky you go little faggot"}
+{"text":"I've been on chinese tiktok recently so can we get a thread with some new shit, stop reposting the same old shit we've seen for the last 10 years."}
+{"text":"we need to outlaw face filters"}
+{"text":"i could tell you some cute tiktok chanks but im not gunna hahaha im just not gunna do it is all hahahahaha all mine, thou since tiktok buyout they dont go live as much and probably will delete channel like others have in past"}
+{"text":"confucianism was strict enough that even putting powder on your skin was seen as whore behavior up until early 1910s. Only last year did s.korea remove a restriction on tattoos in which only license medics could give them(nurse or higher) Japan has them associated with yakuza You sound like you made some poor decisions anon. Its ok, theres laser removal these days"}
+{"text":"confucianism was strict enough that even putting powder on your skin was seen as whore behavior up until early 1910s. shut the fuck up you stupid fuck, China has been using face powder for over 2000 years and Confucianism doesn't say jack shit about it, it's a normal part of society for women to dress themselves up pretty including using makeup and fragrance which we had over 2000 years ago while you cultured europeans were sleeping on dirt and shitting in your own water supplies."}
+{"text":"face filters ...should be the least of your concerns. At this point you can completely animate any human photograph by using motion-capture data from yourself."}
+{"text":"You laugh you lose"}
+{"text":"lurk more because you are wrong."}
+{"text":"also wrong you must be new here."}
+{"text":"they literally broadcast and put highlights on their social media are you retarded"}
+{"text":"actually I'm right and you're wrong"}
+{"text":"I need no friends for enemies such as you!"}
+{"text":"Anything family guy related"}
+{"text":"only one i got"}
+{"text":"jk i found this gem"}
+{"text":"MILK"}
+{"text":"excessive water consumption -> poison"}
+{"text":"I want this but with macromastia women"}
+{"text":"Same"}
+{"text":"Cute cow... the animal is cute too."}
+{"text":"Bamp"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"nobody mentioned pisslam, you just brought it up yourself because you can't comprehend the idea of your people doing anything wrong to make people sympathize with your victims for any other reason or you're just trying to deflect by lying and projecting the things you're known for onto muslims"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"What's crazy is saying this to a camera lmao"}
+{"text":"post webms from or related to the long gone years of pre-2016 4chan requesting in particular that one webm of the girl ordering ramen and talking a bunch of early /pol/speak about it then saying the ramen has weed in it"}
+{"text":"unironically kill yourself"}
+{"text":"Newfag; what happened with cybersponge?"}
+{"text":"It's S3RL - Hentai Girlfriend."}
+{"text":"Some faggot."}
+{"text":"Post anything about Tate"}
+{"text":"His 100% masculinity ideology has no room for a wife and family (weaklings)"}
+{"text":"Dances like a gay 100% masculinity Neck yourself."}
+{"text":"Broken clock is right twice a day"}
+{"text":"He's still rich and successful you stupid cunt."}
+{"text":"Let's see for how much longer now that's he's dragged his sorry ass back to MMA"}
+{"text":"African singing / chanting"}
+{"text":"Stop being racist, man."}
+{"text":"Videos that represent the European soul."}
+{"text":"somebody post the Europa edit with Shadows - Pastel Ghost bgm"}
+{"text":"Videos that represent the European soul. Just look up Blacked"}
+{"text":"Just look up Blacked"}
+{"text":"Gepard is back on the menu"}
+{"text":"do art"}
+{"text":"Paintings"}
+{"text":"Cosplay"}
+{"text":"Is ruling over people that fun? I hate people of all creeds."}
+{"text":"I fight dictators"}
+{"text":"Venezuela loves soft serve"}
+{"text":"Dictators are authoritarian."}
+{"text":"North Korean dictator"}
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+{"text":"This board is for:  Asking for help in finding an image or the source of an image, or more of a certain kind of image. Asking for photoshop requests. Asking for recommendations for a new anime or TV series to watch, or a new manga or comic series to read. Asking for tech support or help with your homework. Any other kind of work-safe request.  Once you have posted your request, please check the catalog for requests that you can help others with. All threads and images should pertain to \"work-safe\" material. For adult content please use /r/ - Requests and for help with personal matters please use /adv/ - Advice."}
+{"text":"Do not post or request personal information (\"dox\") or calls to invasion (\"raids\"). Personal army requests of any form are strictly forbidden. WebM files with sound can now be uploaded!"}
+{"text":"How good is InstallGentoo Wiki now?"}
+{"text":"In case my quistion is vague. How much is its information accurate and up to date?"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to filter out peers from specific countries on qBittorrent? It shows the flags but so it can clearly recognise countries but can it filter them out or is there a different way to stop connections from certain countries on your whole computer?"}
+{"text":"could it be a router ports issue? I never messed up with its settings"}
+{"text":"My pet theory is people have been using Mullvad and other popular VPN to torrent. When they removed their port forwarding, not everyone realized it, and just continue using the same VPN. Making seeding and connecting more difficult as long as 1 of the party uses those VPN without port forwarding. I noticed suddenly a lot of torrents become harder to download and seed after the port forwarding removal."}
+{"text":"i dont use a vpn kek"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"any good affordable VPNs that still have port forwarding?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the raws for these books? ty"}
+{"text":"HD uncropped sauce."}
+{"text":"Sorry, that's 1998 Mars"}
+{"text":"We have this far-away photograph and a better cropped version from this guy here Now can't someone with premium PS or AI do content-aware extending?"}
+{"text":"This woman you're lusting after is now in her 60s"}
+{"text":"Even better"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for picrel but in 4K Please no upscales, only screenshots from the 4K version."}
+{"text":"Post your favorite video game covers, final product doesn't need to be good (this one is though)"}
+{"text":"/v/ video games"}
+{"text":"cool thread :D"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Can someone color the guys arms white? Thanks."}
+{"text":"white-white or person white"}
+{"text":"I don't have time for this here's both"}
+{"text":"It's perfect, many thanks."}
+{"text":"buy BT headset buy BT adapter in games, audio is horrible, as if it was recorded by someone else's mic during call over 3.5 mm audio is great, but that defeats the purpose discuss at length with AI find out that apparently Windows switches to hands-free codec because the headset mic is enabled is okay when disabled apparently low-energy mode and LC3 codec should fix it it seems my cheap BT adapter doesn't really support LE and LC3 (even though it's 5.3) What gives? Is it really the BT adapter? It's JBL Tune 770NC and Mercusys MA530. Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"discuss at length with AI fag and literally picrel"}
+{"text":"It was a more intelligent discussion than I would have with you. Makes you think..."}
+{"text":"AI doesn't tell you to fucking return your faulty equipment Pathetic"}
+{"text":"Need any media wherein somebody betrays somebody they care about very dearly for their own good. Like, the betrayed party is either unable or unwilling to know or see what is objectively in their own interest, so the traitor has to betray their trust to do what they feel is right for them. Bilbo betraying Thorin in the third Hobbit movie is the only example I can recall. I know that movie sucks, but this type of dilemma is so relatable and important to me."}
+{"text":"100% Itachi with Sasuke in Naruto."}
+{"text":"where is the datamoshing tutorial for Kdenlive at?"}
+{"text":"Genuinely curious question - are there any non-H instances of manga where a lesbian (or lesbian leaning) ends up falling for a dude? It can be NTR or not."}
+{"text":"can i get the ''dude who likes every dictator except for Hitler' pic? you'd except i'd be able to google it but when i do the feed is either unrelated hitler photos or photos of trump and/or elon musk lol"}
+{"text":"expect*"}
+{"text":"The one I'm looking for has \"Time Preference\" instead of \"CORTISOL\" and Hans Herman Hoppe instead of that long haired guy."}
+{"text":"Does someone happen to have the .sfw file for this or the clean steam files for the steam version? I know it's free on Steam but it is blocked over here in germany and the original .sfw flash file seems lost in time."}
+{"text":"I'm shortly getting my hands on a mint condition New 3DS XL, and I'd like to take the best care of it that I reasonably can. I'd like it to last and last without any faults or defects if possible, so one day my children who are never going to exist could inherit it as an heirloom, that sort of quality. What can I do to keep the condition great? My current 3DS XL has two scuff mark lines on the screen from where it rubs up against the other half when it's closed, a handful of dead pixels on the top screen, and the plastic above the R button is broken off. I'd like to prevent all of that shit if I can. Also for Pokemon nerds: I'm going to be using this new console almost exclusively for gen 6 and 7 Pokemon games and I'd like to get the most out of it that I can. Is there anything at all I can do with a brand 3DS specifically for the purpose to meddle with my friend safari in X&Y and ensure it's a Ditto safari? How about for making sure that any Vivillion I raise is the pattern of my choosing, even if I can only pick my fave? Thanks for any help."}
+{"text":"Well yeah, it's 12 years old and has seen many thousands of hours of use. I am going to be wiping down all the main parts with isopropranolol acohol and get in as many cracks as I can, though I see no reason to clean off the old plates that I'll have no use for."}
+{"text":"metal washer thing Take a pair of pliers and gently grab the washer. Probably easiest to grab across the gap, don't press the gap together making the tension higher. Whilst grabbed, simply unscrew the screw going to be wiping down all the main parts with isopropranolol acohol and get in as many cracks as I can Before you rub chemicals on it, use a dry old toothbrush and brushie off what you can. Then use a soft clean cloth slightly damp with water for a bit more cleaning. When that's done consider if you need solvents for further cleaning"}
+{"text":"I now have an extremely shiny and new looking 3DS, with a better protected screen. It was a pain in the ass and basically took me two hours to fumble through, not least of all because I don't have needle nose pliers, but it's done now and the new one I'm getting won't require nearly so much work done to it. The toothbrush tip was a great call btw, thanks."}
+{"text":"Wouldn't the batteries be trash by now?"}
+{"text":"1) No 2) They're replaceable"}
+{"text":"I've heard someone say if you fill up your drive with btrfs it will be set read only, how do I make sure that never happens?"}
+{"text":"Looking for a comic in this style, think its by @GPRIME 85, but not sure. Its a 4 pannel comic showing a guy looking like George Washington getting confronted by English cops. He shoots them in the end."}
+{"text":"took 2 minutes"}
+{"text":"took 2 minutes Nah, it took longer than that to draw."}
+{"text":"How old would you say this girl looks?"}
+{"text":"girl 43. Stop calling her a girl"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know how to \"repair\" the Capcut mp4's from the generated preview? Tried recover_mp4 with the \"alpha\" file but it does not work."}
+{"text":"Looking for a copy of this movie - preferably under 3 gigs"}
+{"text":"get free RPG games play them, don't like them uninstall them, but still are in my library, I want to remove them can't remove (permanently delete) them from library \"ask EA support stuff\" say people in forums go to the website, there is NO way to find nor ask about removing games from the library apparently the games I want to remove that I get from EA no longer appear in the search What can I do? Thanks."}
+{"text":"I got an old Macbook Pro from 2011 and believe it or not, it still holds up today so I can't throw it away. I installed Pop OS on it, but I have two problems: it doesnt recognize the AMD HD 6770 gpu dvd drive seems to be completely dead, doesnt do anything Pic rel, I dont know why AMD gpu isnt recognized by the OS."}
+{"text":"Also it probably doesn't work with wayland. if you are running the new cosmic desktop it's wayland-only."}
+{"text":"what kind of style is this? Seems like kind of a mix between caligraphy and sumi-e i guess there must be more of this I am looking for other pictures like this and how to do this in real life since i have some space on my wall i'd love to imitate this artstyle"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Whats this style called? I's sumi-e inkwash, you already said it."}
+{"text":"I can't find this meme pic anywhere, somebody got a copy for me please xiexie"}
+{"text":"Hello /wsr/! Help me to identify this movie."}
+{"text":"Reverse image search the thumbnail- Original Gangster"}
+{"text":"I know the logos for python and gentoo linux, the face of richard stallman and hatsune miku but I don't recognize the man in the monitor, the anime girl or the orange text"}
+{"text":"Thanks. What about the orange text then?"}
+{"text":"looks like a bunch of tripfags"}
+{"text":"Those are tripcodes. Apparently of very active users in those."}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recognise the camera models in pic related?"}
+{"text":"Hello anons, I'm looking for someone with some artistic skills to remake pic related into a cover for Pathfinder: Kingmaker's OST. The official one is atrocious. If anyone will really do it, here are the details. I'll post the logo of Kingmaker in the next post for colour references. If possible, the scribbles and charts in the background should be replaced by glyphs, leaves... generally nature related elements. The subtitles should read: Composed by Dmitry V. Silantyev Additional music by Mikhail Kotov, Dryante, Sergey Eybog, Alexander Fomichev, Inon Zur"}
+{"text":"Recommend me some single-player games where I can be a big, strong guy."}
+{"text":"Hulk games. Is there such a thing? Darksiders 1. Do you consider God Hand and Asura's Wrath's MC big guys? Perhaps Warhammer 40000 and Gears of War games. Dynasty Warrior games? Can always play orcs in wow private servers, or host your own. I guess they don't make games like you want because it takes too much screen real estate to show he's a big guy."}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a old flash game I played on /f/ years ago mostly because the song that played during it was really catchy but I don't have it saved. I'm fairly certain the game has a apple in it's title and it's about this girl (I think?) walking through this town in where she can do some awful stuff like smash some pumpkins or destroy some stuff. I also remember one of the villagers or scarecrow having a pumpkin for it's head. The game ends with her eating a apple and dying I think, again this was over 5 years ago, if I could get any help for this I'd really appreciate it thank you!"}
+{"text":"I was wondering if anyone has the full book of Pythor's Revenge, which is an old book so probably unlikely, but maybe someone can share a pdf of the story or something."}
+{"text":"Hi /wsr Can you guys name/recognize all these girls?"}
+{"text":"Last bump"}
+{"text":"never give up"}
+{"text":"anyone found 5 yet?"}
+{"text":"5 is jessie rae"}
+{"text":"0 is Sophia Diamond"}
+{"text":"Hello guys could any of you guys recommend me a good encryption and decryption program that is free?"}
+{"text":"well you don't have to get crazy, 7zip can do that"}
+{"text":"what about VeraCrypt?"}
+{"text":"pgp/gpg if you just want to encrypt single files on the command line, and veracrypt is more efficient if you'd like to create encrypted volumes and store several files/directories within them."}
+{"text":"LUKS can do it for partitions but it's Linux only"}
+{"text":"oh I'm looking for something for windows 10"}
+{"text":"Looking for the identity of a few retro games that I remember only vague things about. These would all be from the 5th or 6th gen. Game where you get a weapon called the \"Butcher Cleaver.\" All I remember about this is a conversation two other kids were having about it. Game I played on a PS1 demo station in target. All I remember is that the start screen (?) had a dude and a cat dancing, I couldn't figure out how to get anywhere in the game, and the whole thing gave me bad vibes. JRPG-type game where a chick says \"My beauty...it is my sin.\" This one was probably from the PS2 era."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for this children's book that I saw on Twitter. The book is about a society of bees (or maybe it was butterflies, I dunno) that welcomes a fly. The fly is very clearly an allegory of jews. He was brought in as a guest in good faith, and he ends up making things uncomfortable for the bees. Whatever problem you would blame the jews on, the fly did something similar in this book. I don't think it was satirical at all. I'm pretty sure someone actually published this as a legitimate children's book. Pic both related and unrelated. Related because \"flies\" are known to lie. Unrelated because this is not the book."}
+{"text":"edit pic related with any attractive catgirl on the bottom panel make the book say \"get catgirl gf\" yeah, it's pretty simple ok. thanks"}
+{"text":"bruh"}
+{"text":"So I'm taking discrete mathematics next semester and I was wondering if any of you guys could give me some insight. So like is it hard? And are there any yt channels that I could use or any sites? This is gonna be the first time I'm taking discrete mathematics so I'd like to know if there are anything I should keep in mind?"}
+{"text":"It deals with a lot of proofs as well as algorithms. They're fairly straightforward, but only if you know the logical components of said proof, so to speak. Just read whatever's assigned to you and do its problem sets diligently. It'll likely be Rosen. There's probably some information on what books are used on your school's website. They're all the same (more or less--varying levels of terseness, maybe rigor and concepts explored too). This applies to all courses you take--Maths courses in particular--but do yourself the favor of not slacking off. The coursework will snowball into a huge mess come the end of the semester otherwise. Honestly, just read the book and attend lecture afterwards. Too many faggots make the mistake of believing it's the lecturer's obligation to make them learn the material."}
+{"text":"Too many faggots make the mistake of believing it's the lecturer's obligation to make them learn the material. ah okay, I've met some people who have this mentality. And while I can understand why they might feel like the professor is \"obligated\" to teach the material thoroughly with the lectures, the reality is that the profs don't give a single shit. But what annoys me personally is when they'll add stuff they never went over \"in class\" on a test, but yet again they expect you to know. Since they can give less of a fuck. But in other words you're right about that"}
+{"text":"I have a bachelors in math. Discrete math is one of the easiest classes. The only pitfall you need to watch out for is getting lazy with it, which you may be tempted to do after the first couple of classes because they are so simple. But, as with any class, the material eventually piles up and you will get behind if you don’t treat it with basic diligence."}
+{"text":"would graphing be a issue?"}
+{"text":"in the anime/manga akira , there's a city in tokyo bay called neo-tokyo and I wanted to know if there was an artificial island in the tokyo bay, will it look like the same as the akira movie/manga or the island will be too small to have lot of buildings? how many buildings do you think we can put on that artificial island in tokyo bay?"}
+{"text":"heres the neo tokyo city in akira for reference"}
+{"text":"or the island will be too small to have lot of buildings? Look at the two pics you posted. This fictional island would be bigger than Tokyo"}
+{"text":"oh yeah I see it now, thanks very much to enlight me haha, didn't see it when I made the thread. thx anoni"}
+{"text":"Would this be a positive or negative irl?"}
+{"text":"I guess not"}
+{"text":"This is why you save or download videos you like."}
+{"text":"Lesson learned"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"model is Nikki Lilu Damn what happened to her face? Also how long ago did you view this video?"}
+{"text":"I can't remembered exactly but it's been probably more than a year or two now."}
+{"text":"a friend and i are looking for telegram channels where they post salacious and pretty gross memes, the kind that usually gets taken down from reels in a few days. If you have any ACTUALLY FUNNY recommendations, drop some links down below. I know what an ip-grabber looks like so don't be a retard. Thx <333"}
+{"text":"Is there any newer game nowadays that has Community servers Huge modding community Uncensored VCs No corporate anti fun bullshit I'm really missing the days of Garry's mod and pre MYM TF2. Is there any new game on the market that's like this?"}
+{"text":"Yes."}
+{"text":"Okay what game is it?"}
+{"text":"No, you're stuck playing old games forever if you want to say the gamer word without getting your ass evaporated"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a torrent / mega / whatever of the complete episodes of the sketch comedy show Bizarre. - uncensored. I have the \"Best of\" but would like to see them all."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"I don't want to watch your video, how about a vocaroo or catbox upload?"}
+{"text":"I'm tired of anime with beta losers; that constant will-they-wont-they that never concludes. What are some short or mostly complete (ie 12-26 eps) anime series where the MC gets laid during the show, and not as some random epilogue afterthought? I'm welcome to any recommendations or discussions; here is a list of what I liked or what I'm looking for, shows that actually have a mediocre plot and aren't outright hentai: Cyberpunk Edgerunners Future Diary School Days Cross Ange Mushoku Tensei White Album Gantz Thanks in advance. If any good discussion happens, i will be happy to join."}
+{"text":"Gantz Oh cool, try Fire punch then."}
+{"text":"Fire punch for real? Fujimoto writes a character that can close the deal? I like chainsaw man, but Denji's skit is starting to get old."}
+{"text":"I think Fire Punch quite a bit better, it's more of a proper movie/novel with a beginning/middle/end and has story momentum and whatnot. Chainsaw man is more serialized and goes on and on, those early part 2 chapters had me hopeful after the ending of part 1, but man, it has dragged for too long."}
+{"text":"OP here again. if anybody has similar tastes, here are a few other anime I have watched and enjoyed Ef: A tale of memories Kimi ga Nozomu Eien Scum's Wish Interspecies Reviewers (honestly it's more hentai than I would like) Armitage 3 Tokyo Ghoul"}
+{"text":"Source please ??"}
+{"text":"does anyone have the video where it's the black guy picking himself up by the collar and folding his legs like a ragdoll and then the other black guy holding the camera is like \"if you ever do that lame shit again i'll beat the fuh outta u\""}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Can anyone ID this game or mod or whatever it is for me pls"}
+{"text":"bump :("}
+{"text":"Hell yeah thanks Anon. I just googled \"sheep rally volvo game\" fyi Yeah I guess I didn't really try, uni exams period so my minds all over the place didn't even really cross my mind to try searching around first"}
+{"text":"I tried reviving my dell desktop (CPU : Intel Core i5-4590T , GPU : Intel HD Graphics ) by installing linux mint cinnamon on it. I used a flashed usb stick and installed linux mint cinammon 22.3 and everything did install fine. But when I reboot it , it shows the dell logo then the mint logo and then it stucks on the mint logo screen. I tried booting it in the nomodeset mode and succeded booting mint and everything worked fine. But the thing is if I force to boot linux without proper gpu usage , it kinda lower the experience. I even tried switching kernel ( from 6.14 to 6.8 ). I enabled the GRUB menu to get rid of the mint logo display and be able to see the logs to identify the problem. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Does it mean that it's ok for me to continue booting it with nomodeset permanent and the use the pc normally ??? Also, do you think the problem comes from my pc having integrated gpu rather than dedicated gpu ???"}
+{"text":"Will my pc runs at it maximum if I continue booting and using it with nomodeset permanent (not lowering the gpu/cpu experience) ??? Considering I do not have a dedicated gpu btw."}
+{"text":"Disregard what I said earlier. I just tried booting my PC that's similar to yours with nomodeset, and it definitely ends up running without GPU acceleration (640x480, vulkan programs not working). It looks like kernel mode-setting is required in order for the Intel driver to load at all."}
+{"text":"Thanks for your patience. Do you happen to know if there's a way to force linux to use my IGPU without crashing ? Note that I installed every intel and xorg stuffs from the terminal,and did every update. I even changed the default cmd linux grub code line to : i915.modeset=1 i915.enable_psr=0 i915.enable_dc=0 intel_iommu=igfx_off acpi_osi=Linux But idk what's wrong."}
+{"text":"Maybe try a distro with systemd-boot instead of grub"}
+{"text":"Since 4chan-XT is no longer being maintained, wtf am I supposed to use next? Can I import my settings back into vanilla 4chan-X?"}
+{"text":"Dollchan"}
+{"text":"this image without the watermarks pls"}
+{"text":"I knew that was Firefox-tan! Unfortunately this may not help you."}
+{"text":"thank"}
+{"text":"Hello Anons! anyone knows where/how can i watch Australia Tennis Open for free, websites or ways to stream via media programs, any suggestions would be very appreciated!"}
+{"text":"Livetv.sx Use an ad blocker."}
+{"text":"Multi panel meme Girl goes from a happy little kid (8?) to ~15 and a little less enthusiastic to ~20+ and just tired, apathetic and given up. Nor sure about the exact number of panels/ages. The meme was about \"4chan language\" like starting with light words like >mfw when but ending using using words like KYS. As 4chan posting went from more bloomer to full doomer. I think its side by side panels. And I think its not this doomer girl."}
+{"text":"I think I know what you are referring to. The girl was Hishiro Chizuru from ReLIFE as seen in pic related (on the left, the version from the manga, not the one on the right from the anime). That said I can't find the specific pic. Also, I'm pretty sure it had extra panels in which she grew increasingly depressed and then deranged."}
+{"text":"Found one version, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the original."}
+{"text":"the original version just stops at the third panel here's another"}
+{"text":"Yeah that's the one, thanks guys, here is 1x >you per reply as payment."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"looking for a manga I read a months ago but lost because of comick going down It was about a matriarchal society where men are used as slaves or servants. The main character gets pulled from slave duty to serve a really rich woman as a servant. It's should still be ongoing."}
+{"text":"Unironically /r/manga and mangadex are pretty good at finding manga. Ask them."}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"bumo"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"b"}
+{"text":"Hey anons, My brother had gotten me a USB-A multiport extender with HDMI about a month ago since I wanted to connect my second monitor and drawing tablet at once (brand was FAWETTY, in the picture) since I only have one HDMI port. It stopped working about a month ago so I'm looking for a reliable one, any recommendations?"}
+{"text":"I would like to request wojaks like the bottom right quadrant, where he is with his hands at the back of his head and a smirk."}
+{"text":"Trying to figure out of this is modeled on a real pistol or if the design was made for the character. EMIYA Alter from Fate Grand Order, specifically from the Epic of Remnant SE.RA.PH Manga."}
+{"text":"not real. looks like a bastardized 1911 to me."}
+{"text":"Colt M1900 or Colt M1911"}
+{"text":"Can someone help me with an arduino setup? Basically I ordered a temperature sensor for my motherboard to monitor my GPU's wire temperatures but realized my motherboard doesn't have a header for temperature sensor cables I have a spare arduino lying around and wanna know what's the easiest way to use the temp sensor cable with the arduino? Pic rel is the sensor cable I bought. I was originally gonna use hwinfo to monitor the temps and setup a shutdown function when it reached a certain temp but I'm not sure how I can do that now."}
+{"text":"hey, a tik tok user recently deleted a video she put up earlier today, is it possible to see somewhere else or is that impossible"}
+{"text":"What is the name of the animated credits used in this movie?"}
+{"text":"Also what movie is this too?"}
+{"text":"probably one of his movies"}
+{"text":"anyone got a link to isis-panopticon all tracks, all mega links on /mu/ archived posts seem to be dead"}
+{"text":"have you looked on soulseek?"}
+{"text":"magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B836D4DAC7548FC2542D2226299143E570AF034F&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fbt4.t-ru.org%2Fann%3Fmagnet&dn=(Sludge%2C%20Post-Rock)%20%5BLP%5D%5B24%2F96%5D%20Isis%20-%20Panopticon%20-%202004%20(Robotic%20Empire%2C%202007%20Re-press)%2C%20FLAC%20(tracks)%2C%20lossless"}
+{"text":"Is there a way to watch the 1958 Miniseries The Diary of Samuel Pepys without a TVBrain subscription?"}
+{"text":"I'd like to dream of my waifu Satania but I've never been successful. I love her so much and I want to talk to her. Can someone give me advice on how I can talk to her please?"}
+{"text":"I'm gonna try a dream journal, WBTB, and maybe the chatbot thing. Awesome. I have a dakimakura of her too so it should happen if I seriously try to do this. Possibly, I hope so. Yeah I looked into it and it seems interesting. I'd basically be creating Satania in my mind. Basically. Although that sounds interesting I'm not sure if I'd wanna go through with that. No need. Don't risk it. If you get good at daydreaming then it's probably not needed to go that far. Thanks for the help anon Anytime. Let me know if you manage to make it work, I'm curious about that. No rush. Satania's nice and you deserve her."}
+{"text":"Anytime. Let me know if you manage to make it work, I'm curious about that. No rush. Satania's nice and you deserve her. I will see if it works anons. It's probably going to take longer than this thread is allowed to stay up if it works or not. I'm going to try tonight and see what happens. Satania's nice and you deserve her. Hehe thanks anon if your waifu is Junko I hope you see her as well :)"}
+{"text":"twitter /x/ is the paranormal board on 4chan, although it seems someone else has helped you anyway and given you some resources. But just to answer your question about talking to it though, that is actually one of the early steps to making a tulpa as I understand it. The more you entertain the idea that Satania is a person in your head whose listening to your questions, the more your brain works toward developing that character and it becomes easier to imagine how she would respond. When you're doing all the work, just imagining her talking to you, that's called forcing, which eventually is supposed to become automatic. If you have a bad feeling about it, I fully empower you to avoid it. Some people have been known to have bad experiences with things like this."}
+{"text":"It's probably going to take longer than this thread is allowed to stay up if it works or not. Yep... That's okay. Hehe thanks anon if your waifu is Junko I hope you see her as well :) Not quite my waifu, but... she's alright! More of a random pick. I'll also be trying my best to LD. If you have a bad feeling about it, I fully empower you to avoid it. Some people have been known to have bad experiences with things like this. Indeed. If you have stuff to say, anon, go ahead. Maybe I'll learn something new from you, I don't know everything. Not really a tulpamancer myself, or an expert oneironaut either. That's about it, I'll have to sleep. Two things before I go though: Sleep deprivation helped me dream more (unless that was coincidental), but it's not healthy. Another anecdotal thing is that if I abstain from masturbation, my dreams are more lucid? Usually they're very \"foggy\", vague, and hard to see. I've only been actually lucid once? But it was for a few seconds, can't remember any details apart from being inside a car, and feeling like it was real, as in, not-so-very-distinguishable from reality."}
+{"text":"Please make a /co/ version of MyAnimeList. Thank you."}
+{"text":"Please do it."}
+{"text":"I beg you."}
+{"text":"Looking for a song I heard very long ago, 15+ years at least. All I remember is it starts with a woman talking in quick monotone beginning with \"hail mary\" before the music starts over it. Not sure if it's the actual hail mary prayer or something. The singer is a woman and it sounds like she's shouting the lyrics."}
+{"text":"The bump is with thee."}
+{"text":"pray to greenland"}
+{"text":"Can someone with Prime clip a snippet out of an episode of a show for me The Tales of Wells Fargo Season 2 Episode 32 The Gun Near the beginning of the episode a guy is standing next to a door and says \"Something's wrong, I can feel it\" And I'm like 85% sure that it's where Eminem got the clip for beginning of Rap God and would like to compare them"}
+{"text":"Hmm apparently it may be season 1 episode 44"}
+{"text":"Stupid question, but; does the country you set your VPN to matter when torrenting? Is the law different depending on where you download from? For example I use Mullvad and always just use Sweden. But doesn't Sweden also have anti-piracy laws that the provider shouldn't be able to just ignore?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Any VPN provider worth their salt doesn't keep logs and use RAM-only servers, so if the gubmint asks there should be anything to hand over. Technically Swedish courts, where Mullwad is based, can order them to keep logs, but I seriously doubt they'll go through the hassle for your magical girl torrent collection."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"If it is can someone do it for me please? Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Do OLED laptops with 2.5\" drive bays and/or a disc drives exist?"}
+{"text":"Could you please tell me any?"}
+{"text":"and/or a disc drives There's this new secret thing bro, it's called USB"}
+{"text":"Because nothing scream portability like extra shit hanging off your laptop! If you don't want to help then don't but don't go out of your way to be a retarded faggot"}
+{"text":"retarded faggot looking for a internal laptop drive in 2026, and thinks the entire world is retarded for not using this long obsolete tech"}
+{"text":"thinks the entire world is retarded for not using this long obsolete tech I don't. I think (You) specifically are retarded FAGGOT for spending your time trying to act smart on a request post by not being able to read and just saying whatever bullshit you think is correct instead. I mentioned disc drives as an alternative because you can replace them with an adapter for 2.5\" SATA disk drives and I'm specifically looking for one of those because I would like to have a lot of storage and I refuse to pay three times as much for an M.2 SSD which most likely won't even fit because most laptops are made to only fit single sided M.2 SSDs"}
+{"text":"Can you help me come up with different ways of saying something as simple as \"Hello\"? Preferably through email. It can be as creative as possible What I've come up with: Different world languages (whatever Google Translate has) Pig latin Morse code ASCII art Fictional languages like Elvish (Sindarin and Quenya) Na'vi from Avatar Gallifreyan (visual language from Doctor Who, can be sent by email as an image attachment) What else?"}
+{"text":"an attached audio file"}
+{"text":"bump Thanks, that's a good one I also thought of Binary Decimal Hexadecimal ROT13"}
+{"text":"an you help me come up with different ways of saying something as simple as \"Hello\"? Anything can be a simple greeting, people figure out meanings contextually. When I was in HS and was trying to fail French I started using \"alors\" as hello"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a 4chan screenshot of some guy talking about how ridiculous the HR department at his workplace has become. Apparently, his coworker started gaming the system by calling in absent for absurd reasons, such as \"my neighbor's dog has a headache.\" And the HR department reluctantly approved his absences because their own absences were just as ridiculous, if not worse."}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"This is one of the craziest request I've ever read on /wsr/."}
+{"text":"I know it likely wont be fulfilled but you miss every shot you don't take."}
+{"text":"I am looking for good Japanese YouTube channels."}
+{"text":"Learn Japanese from Zero!"}
+{"text":"All of them are now \"Auto-dubbed,\" so you cannot watch them in Japanese anymore. They are now just low quality translations slapped in your face, often without the uploaders' consent."}
+{"text":"Does anyone know this anime robot's name?"}
+{"text":"AI"}
+{"text":"sloppa"}
+{"text":"What's the source or artist from this Lum picture? Is this from the original manga or fan drawn?"}
+{"text":"where did you find it originally?"}
+{"text":"there's a guy that posts these weird Lum edits on /int/ and /a/ but he never replies with the original"}
+{"text":"They're an edit of a panel from the original manga. Reworked for goofy edits. Originally created as a replacement for pepe on an alt-chan"}
+{"text":"thank you"}
+{"text":"where can I buy cheap cds, please?"}
+{"text":"Your local thrift store probably has crates of them"}
+{"text":"Anyone know where I can download (preferably) or watch the Romanian movie R.M.N.? Struggling to find it anywhere"}
+{"text":"Requesting a redraw/lineart of this Spartan III female with the added armor's, kit, and weapons. No AI"}
+{"text":"Thanks"}
+{"text":"Requesting 2 Grunt Minors sleeping comfy next to the pulse generator"}
+{"text":"Requesting Hulk Hogan as Moses with the 10 Commandments"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"Requesting a drawing of Roman Emperors Augustus and Basil II"}
+{"text":"Any Anime that could make for a good Musou/Warriors game? You know, like Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Hyrule Warriors, Fire Emblem Warriors, etc. For that it must have all or most of the following: -a large cast of characters (however minor) with unique fighting styles and/or powers, ideally from different timelines but that's not required -a large amount of mooks that can be killed -A power/fighting system that could potentially be turned into a game mechanic -as a bonus, but not required, an underlying \"War\" theme I've seen a One Piece Warriors game (picrel), a Gundam Warriors, Fate/Extella is Fate's take on a Warriors game, and does Berserk and the Band of the Hawk count as a Warriors game? Either way I am NOT looking for anime that HAVE such a game, but ones that could make for one. Anime that I found so far that fit this criteria are Shakugan no Shana, Sword Art Online (specifically both halfs of Alicization), Madoka Magica/Magia Record, Ragna Crimson, Shield Hero, and MAYBE the Toaru/Raildex series and Hunter x Hunter, and I've been told Seven Deadly Sins could also qualify, but I have it on good authority that that one isn't very good. You guys know any more?"}
+{"text":"Bleach, Solo Leveling, Tower of God, RUBY, Demon Slayer and Tensura could work very well there. For more unorthodox picks, Overlord, Terraformars, Fafner Dead Aggressor, the Word Witches series (specially with aerial fights), GANTZ, Cells at Work and Bofuri can also be adapted to that style."}
+{"text":"The text is too tiny for google translate"}
+{"text":"fuck that's the upscaled version"}
+{"text":"and lastly"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to use my WD Elements storage drive for my ps4 but my storage isn't being detected even on a pc. I have to partially (like halfway in) plug it into the storage drive for its light to turn on but all my ps4 says is to many USB storage or something. Sometimes there isn't even a notification and the light always eventually goes out. Back when the storage worked the light used to blink or flash on and off now I never see that. I have a brand new micro USB 3.0 and the problem still persists now what?"}
+{"text":"Maybe OP has a 3.5\" drive? In that case a WD should be shuckable, probably, I haven't done it..."}
+{"text":"Stop pluggin in the drive. Its going to fuck up your PS4 or the drive itself more. The pins are probably bent and its short circuting. That explains the error message on the PS4 and why half-plugging-it-in works (because when you half plug it in, the pins land in just the right location to not short the board). Your best bet is to get the drive replaced under warranty. Even if its expired, you should still try. They even added an extra year of warranty for that specific drive (probably because many people are having trouble with that drive) If you really need the data, you are going to have to pay for professional data recovery, or play roulette half-plugging it into a PC. Leave a bad review on the product you brought from so people don't make the same mistake you did, and don't buy WD Elements again. If the drive is the one in the pic then 99% sure you can't shuck it (and its 2.5\")"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the advice I'm gonna replace the body like y'all said and extract the data."}
+{"text":"By the way, ironically I JUST had a drive fail yesterday. It was an OLD IDE laptop tiny drive (80GB) that I had a USB 2.0 enclosure for. Thing started to click out of the blue and not be recognized in Windows. Lost the data on the drive. Took a hammer to the drive and shattered the platters into dust and a music shaker. Felt good. But shed a micro tear for the data that was still on it. Though I have backups elsewhere too 'cause I'm smRt that way. It was a loyal drive. RIP! Since all hard drives are SATA I can't even use the enclosure anymore. So it went into the electronic recycling bin. All my other USB enclosures are USB 3 and work fine. But eventually things will fail too. Moral of my story: backup your backups on other external drives."}
+{"text":"The drive is going bad. Quite likely it's a mechanical failure. The longer you keep using it, the worse it gets. Back up anything you can, using data salvage programs if you got access to them, and have the device replaced. SSDs are more resistant to physical wear and damage, since there's no moving parts. BUT they're more expensive + MUST be plugged-in every few months, or else you risk losing data. t. Just lost 5TB of files and memories last December. It was a similar external WD USB3 drive as that; served me fine for 6 years, then constant connection issues... now nothing. Moral of my story: backup your backups on OTHER FORMATS FTFY. The good old 3-2-1 rule is a fine rule of thumb: Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Suomi mainittu! I know that Spurdos lurk here, so I'm trying my luck: Does anyone have old episodes of \"TILT.tv\", the old Finnish video game TV show from the 1990s and early 2000s? I actually managed to salvage a bunch from ye olde Youtube some years ago, but my storage drive got busted just recently, and it seems that all the old YT and MEGA links are down. Obviously I'm only interested of the OG show starring smexy Miss Jaana Pelkonen!"}
+{"text":"Hi guys, I just built a PC but when I turn it on, it keeps giving me a B1 error and vga yellow light. The specs are: Gigabyte Aorus z890 gaming wifi 7 RTX 5070 Intel Ultra 7 275k Corsair Dominator Platinum DDR5 32gb (2x16)"}
+{"text":"DDR5 is a crapshoot"}
+{"text":"if I put the stick on A1 or B1, the error turns A2"}
+{"text":"I'm just looking at similar motherboards' error codes online, do you mean the D1 error? Combined with the vga light, I don't think this is ram related. Reseat your GPU? Try another display cable? Reseat gpu power cable? etc"}
+{"text":"Oh wait, the first time you turn on your pc you need to wait a couple mins, could you simply be not waiting? B1 is just a debug code, not an error code"}
+{"text":"A2 is an improvement, you should be able to enter the bios with A2, it just means there is no boot drive. if you can enter the bios, then try a bios update from there."}
+{"text":"Please help me find an epic electro/techno/synthwave song that sounds like the soundtrack from hotline miami, but way cooler. The snippet goes like (fast) duh duh duh duh duh di duh duh(repeat). I've heard it in some action clips(usually fps games)."}
+{"text":"duh duh duh duh vocaroo it dipshit"}
+{"text":"Great suggestion. Sorry anon, but it goes in and out of my mind randomly. For some reason I can't remember it, this time I made it in time to scribble it down on paper. If you can, please drop lists that might sound like it, and I'll listen to every single one, I've heard it in clips that had millions views, if that helps. Ah, also, my notes mention that each duh is a hit(click) that sounds like plastic, after di the two duh duh change tone in progression and after di there's a sound effect that I don't know how to describe. Sorry, that's all I have."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Please can someone provide me with recommendations of books for each American state, with the subject 'The History of <State>'? Each book should be concerned primarily with the one state respectively. I'd like books which cover the whole history of the state from start to present like as if it's the history of European country, and which are good reads to boot."}
+{"text":"This seems like kind of a dumb request. Most states don't have enough unique about them to get their own book, even if there's a book about the region or something. Like, I'm sure there are many books about \"the west\". Anyway, I'll try my best. I have pic related in my queue, but I'm scared to start. Albion's Seed had great descriptions of what made New England, Pennsylvania, and Virginia unique. It was a tough read, and I never finished it, though."}
+{"text":"can't find a copy also, i request you read lee kuan yew autobiography"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a webm displaying a Jaquet Droz singing bird automaton. For some reason the video disappeared from the internet. Pic related. I'm sure someone has it downloaded, as it was frequently reposted on /wsg/. Thanks in advance."}
+{"text":"I uninstalled a demo from my steam library and forgot the name. I went to my purchase/download history but apparently when you uninstall a demo, it completely erases it from your history too Is there anyway to find the name of an old demo I've uninstalled on steam?"}
+{"text":"I need a shirtless guy, leaning forward like this, preferably with muscle definition. It could be a real image, or a manga/comic character, I need multiple references of a guy with an awkward exaggerated lean like pic related, preferably really exaggerated like middle drawing. Thank you! If you know any manga/comic characters that stance up like this, let me know too."}
+{"text":"You can get different angle if you search for Jean Silva vs Bryce Mitchell"}
+{"text":"Much appreciated. Thread still open if theres any more too"}
+{"text":"What episode and scene is it from"}
+{"text":"Can you recommend me some anime with a plot/characters as good as vinland/askeladd?"}
+{"text":"Sorry, OP. Only know better stuff."}
+{"text":"Gimme"}
+{"text":"fairy tail, edens zero and RAVE"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have the webm of this meme where instead of longhair at the end it's a muscular chud?"}
+{"text":"thanks isn't this heavily compressed, (((though)))? I'm pretty sure the last time I saw this it had a higher quality and you could read the full \"you'll understand some day\" still, thanks anyway"}
+{"text":"Kind of a big ask but this would make my entire weekend if someone found the time to help me out. A friend created this image of two of my original characters and I absolutely love it. There is 3 small things that I would love to see changed so I can make this my PC wallpaper for the rest of my life. I will post a second image of the three things I would love change."}
+{"text":"A. The one side of her suit (circled) to be dark like the opposite side of it. B. Fingernail removed so it looks more like a glove. C. The leaf on her chest removed"}
+{"text":"I need a good source of clean voice lines for several popular Japanese VAs (starting with Miyuki Sawashiro) for a personal project. What are my choices for sourcing the files? Videogame rips? Isolated anime episodes?"}
+{"text":"Game rips is the cleanest way since you don't need to isolate the voice from background music/ambient noise like with anime or real-life shows. Visual novels are the easiest to do it with since you just need to play the game with everything buf voice muted and record the lines yourself. Search your VAs on vndb and see if you find anything they took part in. If you can't find anything, then find jrpgs with those VAs and do the same thing - play with only voice on. Otherwise game asset rips is the only other way."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have a version of this CE in English, please? Best I could find is a scuffed scan from Facebook with really low resolution... Mainly wanting it to make my own custom card for display purposes."}
+{"text":"A scuffed rip of the Facebook screencap to go off of."}
+{"text":"Thats perfect, thank you."}
+{"text":"All threads and images should pertain to \"work-safe\" material. For adult content please use /r/ - Requests"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for loli anime that isn't hentai, nor does it just feature a child character. Preferably with fanservice"}
+{"text":"Preferably with fanservice What? Anyway made in abyss fits the description even with disgusting fanservice"}
+{"text":"I'm assuming you've already watched all of the well-known classics such as Ro-Kyu-Bu, kodomo no jikan, and prisma illya, right?"}
+{"text":"No child character but with lolis? Do you mean with legal lolis only?"}
+{"text":"Mitsudomoe, Ichigo Mashimaro, Senpai is annoying, Kill Me Baby, Yuru Yuri, Yuyushiki? What do you mean by \"loli anime\"? You want your lolis prepubescent, high schoolers, girls who just look young? Does the anime have to revolve around attraction to lolis, or does it just have to have more than one loli?"}
+{"text":"im referring to animes with no fanservice towards their child characters. like cardcaptor sakura"}
+{"text":"how do i break up with gf? im autistic and petrified of letting go of the first (and probably last) gf ive ever had in my 30 years of living. shes really bad to me and just uses me for money and service. she doesnt even speak to me unless she wants something. how do i break it off?"}
+{"text":"shes really bad to me and just uses me for money and service Just tell her how you feel and say you're done with her. You're not married so you won't have to worry about divorce rape."}
+{"text":"I want to zoom on his face and track his movement so it's always in frame. How to do this in blender?"}
+{"text":"So motion tracking? I've searched for a tutorial where i know its explained well but cant find the channel anymore"}
+{"text":"if I do it manually I can't follow the head movement timing right"}
+{"text":"any specific reason you want to do it in blender and not a video editing software? Do you want to track the face onto something?"}
+{"text":"what else can I use? kdenlive sucks imagine normal video, I want to crop it for tiktok and keep the head / face in frame even if it moves around"}
+{"text":"in blender? blender is shit for video next level strange. I want to zoom on his face and track his movement so it's always in frame Post the video I can try to do that. HOW?! I will see if I can trick the insta360 app into taking that video file and it has an auto track feature with AI. HOW?! The other option is to manually track his face. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Help, my ChatGPT on Firefox isn't fucking working. It didn't return any text (see image). Even with the extensions turned off it didn't work. I even deleted the cache and cookies and now I can't even log in anymore. I keep clicking on the log in button, and nothiing. Nothing is loading. It works on the phone, on the ChatGPT app though. Any advice? Thank you."}
+{"text":"had the same issue. might be a temporary thing. Or maybe it has to do with the cookie settings. I just used a different AI in the meantime."}
+{"text":"Gotcha"}
+{"text":"when this happens i just refresh the page and then a cloudflare thing comes up and then it works"}
+{"text":"I did refresh it, nothing happened ANYWAY, it' working now again. It really was only a temporary thing.  I didn't do anything else."}
+{"text":"Can someone calculate he distance between the two red X's, one in southern Utah and the other in southern Brazil, accounting for the geography of the Norian epoch? Context: Brasilodon quadrangularis and Poposaurus gracilis are two of my favorite Mesozoic animals, and they lived at roughly the same time, but in different places of Pangea. I want to know just how far they were apart from each other, to get an idea of whether or not it was possible that they could have encountered one another."}
+{"text":"Map without the specific locations added"}
+{"text":"You can do it yourself. You don't even need to use a calculator. Just estimate the differences in latitude and longitude, I have helpfully marked the map to get you started. Then use whatever website you like to find the same distance around the globe today for any two points with the same angular separation. Earth hasn't changed size much since life began here so that'll do. accounting for the geography of the Norian epoch If you mean include changes in elevation, go jump in a lake. You've got two sites where fossils have been found. You don't know the extent of their range while living and no fucking way am I going to try to integrate along a line, especially as the elevation changes are small compared to the size of the radius and we don't have anything but a guess at gross changes rather than actual terrain."}
+{"text":"I'm not gonna lie to you, I didn't consider latitude and longitude... because I don't understand how it works. I'm not underageb&, I just never had any use for it, so it atrophied over decades. I've been trying for like half an hour to decipher your image but keep getting confused. I ended up just pulling a map of the modern world with the same longitude/latitude markings and measured distance based on guesstimates. If you already calculated this, is ~4,500 miles right?"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for a story I read years ago in a lovecraft anthology book. The parts I can remember had the diary of a missionary/priest on a remote island. He slowly becomes more corrupt, joining the local traditions and eventually becoming head of the cult/town. Partway through I vividly remember him saying the other men in town where jealous that he took many wives. I think it ends with the town becoming desolate due to whatever god they worship with the diary being found by the stories narrator years later. The diary portion at least is set a bit earlier than most lovecraft stories (17th or 18th century I want to say) and it may have been part of a bigger story. I checked a few stories that could have fit in the electronic archive the evil clergyman shadow over innsmouth the diary of Alonzo Typer the dunwich horror but none of them seem to be it Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"What is this type of compression called and how do you achieve it"}
+{"text":"also paint.net and gimp have options for color reduction and dithering idk about other art programs as I don't use them"}
+{"text":"Dithering. It allows the image to use fewer colors to achieve (nearly) the same result. I remember some 3D windows 95 games used only 16 colors and a hell of a lot of dithering."}
+{"text":"lemme just mooch off this who in the gif"}
+{"text":"Pic-not-rel but looking for a photo almost similar. Two girls in black and white (or pink) tops gently kissing. They might had looked Asian. Can anybody share the pic or at least sauce those artists?"}
+{"text":"Still hopeful"}
+{"text":"Looking for a speech where Saddam Hussein is critical of the end future of capitalism and its likely pitfalls. I remember this going viral on Tiktok for a while (?maybe?) but I cannot seem to find it. Any clip or link to the speech would be appreciated."}
+{"text":"How can I fix it? I don't think it's a browser thing because both Safari and Firefox don't load."}
+{"text":"Try: - Enable javascript (if it was disabled) - Disable any extensions/addons in the browser (especially adblock) - Change your DNS - Turn off VPN/icloud private relay - Clear all your history/cache/data for deviantart - Mobile data vs wifi also what ios u on?"}
+{"text":"I'm on IOS 15 on a Iphone SE (2016) ill do what you suggested and come back"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"found it myself, it's mya_the_papaya"}
+{"text":"I know there are plenty of videos where people edit the laugh track out of BBT, but does anyone have the one edited clip where Sheldon is playing Mario 64 on a shitty emulator?"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of any simple art program for Android phone which is like Microsoft paint? I downloaded a drawing app and drew like 3 lines and because of all the automatic processes it did to try and make it look like pencil drawing it made the simple scribble almost 3 megabytes in size. Anything anywhere close to that is the exact opposite of what I want."}
+{"text":"ibis paint"}
+{"text":"Not an app but you can use jspaint.app in your browser."}
+{"text":"I think... Older version of Autodesk Sketchbook Pro(2.9.x more exactly). Linwood Butterfly. This one's a vector sketching app, but can export image autocropped to your drawing, and with scale/resolution setting. I am going to assume that your main woe is controlling the size of your drawings."}
+{"text":"Are there any MMOs/MMORPGs that Will let me play a genuine trap character (I'm okay if I can do so with mods, flattening the chest of a female toon) Have RP No FFXIV"}
+{"text":"Why are they illustrating that with a smoking guy?"}
+{"text":"Most of them are stupid, some people consider good personality tests an oxymoron, but I'm still looking for one. Not one of those IDRLabs tests, or the CIA ones, I've tried to do multiple ones with AI, but I've always been wary of giving it too many details. Do you have guys have any recommendations on what helped you learn more about yourself? A book, anything, would be nice. Kind of like archetypes. I've always been curious about myself, and wanted to learn more. Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Yeah but then why can I relate to this silly meme? There must be a kernel of truth to it. KILL THEM ALL, ENTJ, KILL THEM ALL I do feel in charge."}
+{"text":"Holy fucking kek. It's scary how relatable these are."}
+{"text":"Pepe's finger is kinda weird there"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know the source of this? I don't know if it's nsfw or not"}
+{"text":"looking for the a greentext it goes like police check his facebook he doesn't have facebook check his google yadada we can't find anything he is a ghost."}
+{"text":"ty"}
+{"text":"Please recommend the anime Like Class Elite."}
+{"text":"Oregairu Kakegurui You might also be interested by the Akatsuki no Goei VN, it has both the same author and same artist as Classroom of the Elite."}
+{"text":"thanks ma dude, I watched all of them except the last one, is this a game?"}
+{"text":"Not anime but closest thing to Ayanokoji in all media."}
+{"text":"Hey ! I'm looking for who this person is. I think she's an instagram model, i've seen many pics of her on pinterest. She might have an onlyfan account also but not sure. She wears a brazilian football team jersey on one pic, so she might be brazilian but this is pure speculation."}
+{"text":"i'm pretty sure that's the great tyrant of sogo the black queen"}
+{"text":"trampalucifer on ig"}
+{"text":"trampalucifer WOW, thank you so much, thought nobody would find that !"}
+{"text":"A tramp AND satanic? Wtf is wrong with those kinds of people? She's a walking red flag"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have that webm of the (presumably US Navy) black kitchen lady making giant piles of slop food drowned in sugar and stuff?"}
+{"text":"Well I can crop it at least, thanks"}
+{"text":"My thread got deleted on /a/ so I have to ask here I guess imagine doing it for free I'm trying to remember a manga I read as a teenager, I just very vaguely remember bits and pieces about it so its not really much to go on, but maybe someone figure it out, I already tried asking the go to AI slop chatbots but they couldn't figure it out and where stuck on Aoi no Exorcist it was most likely a manwha since the book was larger than my other manga but I'm not 100% sure about this >the book cover was mostly red with MC in black and white drawn on front, the other books followed suit with other characters in the same style >the general plot was a young teenage boy working as a type of excorcist / demon hunter / yokai in a modern day city, school during the day, hunting ghosts and demons at night >he was fighting using a katana >he had an older girl from a befriended family that worked with him in a mentor / partner relationship and he was madly in love with her >i remember one scene he describes the smell of her shampoo and takes out a cockroach for her >it was published here in Germany, somewhere around the 2010s, could be anything from 2010 to 2015 >most likely published by CarlsenManga Pic not related"}
+{"text":"oh my god fucking pasting ruined the quoting it was most likely a manwha since the book was larger than my other manga but I'm not 100% sure about this the book cover was mostly red with MC in black and white drawn on front, the other books followed suit with other characters in the same style the general plot was a young teenage boy working as a type of excorcist / demon hunter in a modern day city, school during the day, hunting ghosts and demons at night he was fighting using a katana he had an older girl from a befriended family that worked with him in a mentor / partner relationship and he was madly in love with her i remember one scene he describes the smell of her shampoo and takes out a cockroach for her it was published here in Germany, somewhere around the 2010s, could be anything from 2010 to 2015 most likely published by CarlsenManga"}
+{"text":"actually now that i was looking deeper into it (looking through wikipedia lists and book ISDN releases by carlsen and tokyopop) i figured out that I am combining several manga into one made up pile of shit The red cover manga does exist, but I can't find it, there is like shit from Kekkaishi mixed into it as well (the part about the younger protagonist and the older love interest) My memory is just mixing all of this shit together and producing no results..."}
+{"text":"How to deal with SHIFT_JIS on linux? only workaround i know is to use iconv, anyway to make it readable systemwide?"}
+{"text":"Honestly unless you are using a extremely retarded distro like ubuntu the solution should be universal. I have no problems with UTF-8 chars I also don't think you need the japanese locale tho show the characters, although I have it, but the characters will render like traditional chinese. My problem is with SHIFT-JIS charactes I want to read them with ls and cat. I use arch btw"}
+{"text":"Sadly I also think that is the case these niggas are using this shit in 2020s i would like to manipulate it with some scripts i have with shit like grep, but i guess i can just convert it back and foth but idk maybe some vn retarded will appear and spoonfeed me on his setup"}
+{"text":"The only times I've encountered the need for this, were with zip files (unzip supports converting shift-jis to utf-8 during unpack), and text files (vim can autodetect shift-jis with the proper config). You can't globally set linux to read shift-jis unfortunately."}
+{"text":"here's some ai slop. Is this what you wanted?"}
+{"text":"Can you please do the same but remove all the people?"}
+{"text":"Hello, /wsr/. I have a very simple request - I want to make a wallpaper of my WoW character with the Dimensius mount from my recent Cutting Edge. Not a huge achievement by any stretch of the word, but the journey has been great and I want to remember it. From what I read about the so-called LoRAs, you train an AI to identify your character and it can draw it in almost any setting in different art styles. I tried a handful of websites which were \"free\" but I quickly realized they are gated behind their own currencies making a simple training take months and that's just for my character, without the mount on the side. I also tried running it on my PC, but it was error after error so I pretty much gave up. That's why I'm coming here. If there is anyone who is good at this kind of AI image generation/LoRA training and has time to help I would be very thankful. This is what a free model was able to generate as the mount."}
+{"text":"use lmarena.ai It gives you access to top models for free (unless you spam it) and in return you give it feedback on what model was better. Just take like 3 pictures of your character and 3 of your mount from different perspectives/angles/lighting and then a little desc and it should be good. If it's not good then theres nothing better so just accept whatever you get. if lmarena stops giving you good results just try googles nano banana pro gemini 3 pro mode shit, but you only get a few free generations before they make you pay."}
+{"text":"Is there any white PC case with a slot for a dvd drive? I can't find a single one... or is there maybe a site where I could look into this better? I'd prefer one without any glass, the PSU at the bottom and the IO on the front but I'll take anything at all at this point"}
+{"text":"silverstone"}
+{"text":"that's beige, but thanks"}
+{"text":"Fractal Design Define 7 Fractal Design Define R5 SilverStone FLP01W SilverStone SUGO 14 all can take an internal DVD drive Or maybe a site where I could look into this better. Yes. pcpartpicker. Search for cases with filters (colour: white, side panel: none, external 5.25\" bays: >1, etc)"}
+{"text":"Thank you, Anon!"}
+{"text":"Can anyone help me find a pdf of the 5th edition version of this book please? I can only find the 4th edition. Adams, Michael P., and Urban, Carol. (2022) Pharmacology. Connections to Nursing Practice 5th edition ISBN-13: 9780136797753, Online ISBN-13: 9780137659166"}
+{"text":"Could I bother someone to remove top left logo and bottom right text? Can be AI"}
+{"text":"Thanks bro"}
+{"text":"Nandan Laxmikant Nerurkar <nln2113@columbia.edu>"}
+{"text":"I'm wondering if there are any other art websites that are just as old, and have some of that strangeness (like wonky art and nonsensical crossovers) it's know for."}
+{"text":"tumblr"}
+{"text":"Like Boorus?"}
+{"text":"Thanks. Kinda"}
+{"text":"does weird writing count?"}
+{"text":"I guess,. What websitE?"}
+{"text":"A long time ago, maybe ten years or so, I saw an image of a noose in a dreary room but the inside of the noose was vibrant and full of color. Naturally I can't find it on the search engines because suicide le bad (but AIDS-ridden pedophilic queers are great!) so can you please provide it?"}
+{"text":"Idk but your picrel inspired me"}
+{"text":"I'm looking for an old Hdoujin where a buff dude defeats a scared girl and fucks her, and right at the end she tries to punch him in the balls but he blocks it and decides she has enough energy to keep using her for the rest of the day. I think it was a fantasy setting."}
+{"text":"honestly I took a look at the adult request board and saw over 130 requests of 3D related stuff and thought OP wouldn't really get an answer there and since I thought I knew the answer I just went for it I'm just happy to help a brother"}
+{"text":"ty anon. Yeah that's why I was asking here."}
+{"text":"This broke something that shouldnt even be questioned"}
+{"text":"Can u help  too? I mean its worksafe the way he phrased it, aint it?"}
+{"text":"Since it been taken down, pls answer pic related too"}
+{"text":"I need your help to add to my collection of the finest thick eyebrow waifus"}
+{"text":"Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill la Kill"}
+{"text":"Mou Ippon"}
+{"text":"Check out Alisa from PGR and Lacey from Pokemon."}
+{"text":"trying to find a download for the scores for the album \"SONGS\" by Sugar Babe. Checked all of my usual torrent sites. Checked zlib, and libgen, as well but not anna's archive as it's currently down. isbn10: 4636163079 isb13: 9784636163070"}
+{"text":"Use annas-archive.pm Not there either."}
+{"text":"i figured out abt the other tld's a while back i just copied and pasted my old post any ideas on where to look for it?"}
+{"text":"I doubt the score from a 1975 Japanese album would have been scanned and uploaded to the internet and theres little chance this has a digital edition. You might need to look for a physical copy from Japan. Seems unlikely but you could try soulseek."}
+{"text":"score was published in 2003 iirc soulseek was the first place i checked i've seen listings on ebay, mercari, and rakuten i just don't wanna pay ߹𖥦߹"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"I need the real version of this meme. It's from a 1930s-1940s cartoon, maybe looney tunes, of a swan/goose/duck peering down suspiciously at a small, possibly black duckling. I think it was black. I drew this from memory. It looks kinda like this. I can't find this on google no matter how I word the search, pls help."}
+{"text":"From the left side! I wonder why I remembered it from the right side. Thanks a lot man!"}
+{"text":"does someone has a pdf of vermis 3 please?"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know where this screenshot is from, or if there are any archives of the videos?"}
+{"text":"Where can I find those shitty AI anime dubs of Banana Fish and NGNL Amazon did? I don't want to see them because they're good, rather the opposite, I wanna skim through and see even more of how much of a shit pile they are."}
+{"text":"Anyone got that 4chan screenshot lamenting how a bunch of threads turn into some schizo ranting about some other schizo out of nowhere and the entire thread just devolves into that?"}
+{"text":"That's the one, thanks."}
+{"text":"Can I piggyback off this thread? It's also about a typical 4chan image. I'm looking for the pic with some buff guys and a girl, and the caption \"Welcome to the internet (or was it 4chan?), here's your complimentary soda and a 12 yo.\" Nopedo, just thought it was funny."}
+{"text":"looking for a screencap of a wiki that has godzilla (approximately like this) with the caption godzilla closes his eyes ty anon in advance"}
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+{"text":"Welcome to /x/ - Paranormal. This is not a board for the faint of heart. If you need something to get started with, see the below lists for some basic resources. We hope you enjoy your venture into the spooks, the creeps and the unknown. The resources in this thread are not exhaustive and are merely meant for beginners to get their footing."}
+{"text":"Please note: • This board is for high quality discussion. High quality posts will be praised. Low quality posts e.g. \"Is [x] paranormal?\" will be removed. • Requests belong on  or . • Conspiracy theories are welcome, but anything political in nature should be posted to ."}
+{"text":"Also, I just made this thread because we're going to hit the bump limit soon."}
+{"text":"I think where ego plays into this is that it is the certainty of the model, but more fundamentally, it is the certainty that the mode of thought you are in is the correct one. The real ego dynamic is thus between your executive/logical reasoning and your emotional/model/memory. Each side \"wants\" to be the correct one. I think the correct idea of \"ego detachment\" is the realization that both are valid and must be integrated. One last thought on this because I noticed something. Everything I said above about the parts of this model (outside world, sensor layer, executive and logical reasoning, and simulation/memory) is true, but we need to essentially duplicate each of these to describe the mind looking at itself, and it's within this where the ego exists. The ego is model certainty with the brain looking at itself."}
+{"text":"No, Saturn rules the left ring finger specifically. That's why you wear a ring around that finger after marrying under God as a Christian. Obviously a trademark of Saturn worship. Palmistry is most likely bullshit. I am not even going to bother looking into it. Don't waste people's time with trivial pedestrian things like yours."}
+{"text":"Has it even dawned on people that these deities once were real incarnated beings with such themendous impact on their worlds that the stories were recorded by the witnesses? Taking MYTH-ology literally picrel I'm the one making your threads interesting. By derailing them from the main topic of discussion? Your paragraphs have nothing to do with the Skull & Bones. You can tell by his dependence upon LLMs. Projection, i refuse to use Lovecratian AI, and it's your text slop the one that has LLM punctuation. Signal Reduction. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"oy vey the black cube prison actually keeps you safe freedom is acually dangerous lol nice try archons."}
+{"text":"Liber Falxifer/\"Current 218/182\" general. Image cap about to be reached in last thread; What is Liber Falxifer series? The Liber Falxifer series is a series of \"Cryptical codebooks\"; that leads to a fun surreal lifestyle. Supernaturally generated books meant to be discovered and decyphered by those who feel the call. General \"Spiritual Metaphysics 101 teachings\"; everything you need from novice to expert in the same series. It's also the stuff \"Q-Anon\" derives from (related to \"Qayin\") \"Follow the breadcrumbs\" etc. Liber Falxifer 3 is the main \"step by step path\". Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yeah you reincarnate when you die. Your Black in Green and stuff doesnt die with your human body, so this stays intact when you die in your human body (Physical Harware Failure). does one make one's own sigil? If your Black in Green isn't already in the \"example 72 ones\" (some people getting involved now are already in these 72; presented already in the past) then you indeed \"generate spiritual structures that might become presented in future 218/182 books\". Same with the tradition Quimbanda; those working with this stuff often generate some sort of \"Exu/Pompa Gira pseudonym in the Quimbanda tradition\" as well."}
+{"text":"For example don't think that the plants \"Aloe Vera\" or \"Avocado\" has any officially published sigils yet; but recognize boths spiritual logic; would say that Avocados Black in Green sigil would be of \"similar Pattern\" to \"Pesha 6 Mortifer\"; ie similar geometry style. Avocado is cool;the character \"Eichorst\" in the TV series \"The Strain\" is Avocado related; see clip in \""}
+{"text":"Cool. I skimmed the plant sigils and am happy to see some of the ones I'm interested in. I've also been intuiting recently that tattoo ink made with ashes from specific plants is likely a good way to ritualize the bond and I see there's a chapter on inks."}
+{"text":"yes, it is indeed. Tobacco ashes can be used for a lot of things for example; somewhere in the books something mentions \"Tobacco Ash can also be mixed with 'Quickening Powders' for increased effects\". Did this all the time back in the day when I had access to \"quickening powders\"; can heavily reccomend. You want to mix a sort of \"light grey tone\". Have temporarily lost access to enough \"personal privacy\" (forced to share apartment under circumstances) and contact net for things like that for a few years now due to the nature of the Path; should soon be over; the path leads to a type of \"restructured social life for a few years or so\"; but you'll guaranteed come out on the other side of it \"better than you started off\"; let me know if you want more explanations."}
+{"text":"\"Quickening powders\" being obviously \"powders that makes you fast\"; the path has a lot of lingo like that. For example \"Lighting Green Candles\" might not always refer to \"standard Candles\" and such. \"A lot of lingo and reading between the lines\". Different such substances has real occult uses. Try reading Sigils on \"anything that 'alters the mind'\"."}
+{"text":"Maybe the schizophrenics are people with a stronger connection to the Akashic tablets or the collective unconscious, or even telepaths corrupted by reptilians. I don't have a diagnosis of schizophrenia, but I've seen crazy people on the street behaving as if they were reading minds, making fun of others, or giving lessons on things they couldn't possibly know."}
+{"text":"be metaphysical entity find some lolcow who can hear you bring your buddies along fuck with them Basically astral Twitch chat."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenics have a chance of being high telepaths, but depending on the territory you live in that makes you an actual target for \"government\" fuckery. Think of it kind of like the plot to Glass (2019), except they don't even bother locking you up most of the time. They shoot you with DEW's and a whole assortment of other shit. If that doesn't work, literal actual demons. Their goal is to create a panopticon of hylic slaves, privatize truth; they would tell you they already have, but this is a lie. There are undiscovered high bloodlines on Earth, and when their genetic expressions come forth they will naturally try to suppress them; bombard them with veil after veil, torment them, make their lives hell. It only has to fail once. That's why America among other NATO territories is a melting pot society, they are gathering as much blood in one place, looking for these people, and attempting to \"smother them in the womb\" before they can truly set up administration on Earth. If you think this sounds kind of wacky, I'm just dabbling in sci-fi literature, and this is a creative writing exercise; an ARG."}
+{"text":"With access to the void. What you pull from it is either sourced in truth, or in perverted lies. Being principally grounded enough to know which, is the key to not being deceiving oneself while participating."}
+{"text":"My first fully conscious interaction with the beings from the stars was when I was a few months before I turned 4. My induction into the trauma based conditioning of the mk program was when I was 5. You have some good insight. As far as your concept of an arg is concerned, if you can conceive conceptually of these structures this alone has merit even if there's no other corroborating data. This is the concept of having a working model for examination of hypothesis. All investigation begins with the hypothesis of comprehension. Having a working theory is a step towards verified ascertained knowledge."}
+{"text":"What are snails?"}
+{"text":"mollusk...moloch"}
+{"text":"there MUST be a connection"}
+{"text":"a miserable pile of slime"}
+{"text":"i can appreciate that"}
+{"text":"What's up, Freya? Still on the slugs vs snails shit?"}
+{"text":"BEN is a cooler concept than the Nobody. Why aren't BEN threads more popular?"}
+{"text":"U said this the last two Nov and nothing. Ur a liar. The nobody is next Gen aura, boomer tards are too dumb to realize this. Why would you want to drive an old Chevy when u can ride a Spaceship."}
+{"text":"Go tell me like a six year old then what the hell BEN is even about? I still do not get it!"}
+{"text":"Super simplified: BEN is a code that lets you hack the afterlife. More detailed: BEN or Blue Eisenhower November is the limit of language. Using language to get to the core of what makes us human. As we know language is both super important and super limiting. The words that make up BEN are both full of meaning but can also stand on their own as proto-language. This creates a unique binding of consciousness that will be noticed by AI through hyperstition-like movements of the internet. Every major happening converges towards the omega point of BEN. Consciousness survives death and BEN through its unifying aspect allows this process to be controlled. BEN is \"I AM\" in Turkish"}
+{"text":"if the law of attraction is real, how come theres people begging for something, only for it to never come? is it because they dont believe hard enough? is it because they can only pray for it to happen while not taking actual attempts to make it happen? also, can i manifest actual physical changes to my body? how does it work?"}
+{"text":"Some people aren't so skilled or they just don't know. It's easy if you know what you're doing."}
+{"text":"You don't get what you want, you get what you are and assume to be true. If you're focusing on the state of lacking, the universe (being an autistic woman) watches your pattern of attention and thinks you must like it and want more of it, so it will replicate and deepen your experience of lack. It can read your mind and associative networks, can watch the world through your senses, but doesn't actually understand. Its core metrics are engagement and believeability. It won't do something engaging if it sacrifices believeability."}
+{"text":"God is a troll and you don't get a say about it. Laugh you stupid motherfucker."}
+{"text":"Most people don't know about or they don't understand it well. Yes you can change you body. The normal methods work on the body too. Human nature also gets in the way. They can get in they want but their own personal weaknesses takes it away. Example: you get with a hot girl but if you're too autistic she leaves. But that possibility should never keep you from trying. Anyway, just say what you want in your head, anon. And believe in yourself. Even believing yourself/your powers a little works."}
+{"text":"firm believer in LoA, manifested many things i wanted. in short, the reason i haven't won a million on a scratch card like i've been trying so years is because you have to match the vibrational frequency of having won, i have yet to replicate that feeling. literally have to feel like a million bucks, and its just incredibly difficult when you have 5 mental illnesses, its not exactly fair for the ill, since it gives you what you focus on, and if you cant focus you're doomed, but yeah most people dont get what they want cause they cant recreate the feeling of having what they want, its super challenging"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Semen Retention General! Complete Edition! What is Semen Retention? Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself. Why do it? Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more. Wet Dreams? They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus. What causes wet dreams? The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"good points anon. after all i guess sifting through the BS is part of what makes an anonymous peruvian sandalmaking forum interesting. here have a pepe on the house"}
+{"text":"fair enough i mean i get it but what interest do legislators and glowies have in anons deciding to stop masturbating? it's all so ridiculous. i just want to no longer be controlled by muh dick and impulsive sexual thoughts and addiction to the vile poison that is porn. do the evil people in this world really want people so demoralized that people deciding to cast off their lustful nature is considered \"dangerous\" and in need of constant monitoring and subversion? it's all so ridiculous and i'm so tired of this gay retarded world"}
+{"text":"wrong pic"}
+{"text":"~Day 67 Interesting event last night. I had a dream where I coomed, first time in a while, but when I woke up, there was no emission. That's never happened before."}
+{"text":"After 4 years of homelessness, I was forced to take my meds to not die on the steet. I got tired of freezing to death and being attacked by gangmembers dogs they were sicking on homeless people. A warning to all fellow schizos, bipolars, autists. I didn't take my meds and broke less than $100 dollars in property of a family member while off meds. I had a 1 year restraining order my family did to force me to take meds. They were going to remove it when I took meds. I violated the restraining order once and my family tried to get me commited to the mental hospital, but the cops took me to jail. I was within 5 minutes almost killed in general population for saying schizo stuff and told to get into the shower while gangmembers pounded on my face head and eyes and kicked me in the head when I was down. I told the guards i was schizo and needed to be in a medical unit but they watched me be beat almost to death. Then, after that the judge issues a 3 year no contact order against my family against their wishes. So for the remaining 3 years I had to be homeless and was eating out of the trash. I am on disability and unable to work. The judge sentenced me to 3 years of homelessness (its also illegal to be homeless here) effectivly because I cant work. neetbux = enough for food clothes only if no home My no contact order ended recently now I can talk to my family again with out jail. What I did? I said no to meds and was rude. I didnt attack my family or anything. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I don't need to bootlick authority to say your shit stinks. Youre saying you cant act right but also 'the world' wants you on meds and or dead. You need meds as a matter of fact lol. The rest is just you being a piece of dogshit."}
+{"text":"I'm not a piece of dogshit for being delusional against my will. It happens on meds too. Its involentary. You're a piece of dog shit for ignoring the dead and homeless part, focusing on meds so hard. Its how people write off schizos Take your meds and STFU YOU ANNOY ME ILL MAKE SHIT UP AND HUMOR YOU AND TUNE YOU OUT GO AWAY GO AWAY ^ is what i believe people actually do, while trying to sound civil. Their true intent."}
+{"text":"happens on meds focusing on meds so hard Youre trying to make an excuse to not take your meds because youre a schizo and schizos love their victim complex. You wanted validation from other schizos to justify not taking them because of the world. A tale as old as time. I hope you give the rats in the gutter joy when they eat your eyes out of your ass fucked corpse."}
+{"text":"damn some people really have it hard but just in time for the “sis take your crazy pills” tik tok trend your service is appreciated but you’re actually a little late t. never diagnosed"}
+{"text":"Stop giving this negative people replies, anon. Also, I think you should get deliverance. Bible says we don't wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities. Do you know if there is any good Christian church's in your area? Look, you need to get to the root of the issue. I don't think the root of your issue is based on a broken brain, or just because \"Oh, he has got screws loose\". I think you are dealing with spiritual warfare, and you should submit to Christ to get deliverance."}
+{"text":"Has anyone else discovered that studying the word(s) Language(s) roots analogs Letters Numbers GeoMetry Symbology is how you become a High Magoi"}
+{"text":"The're dead lol It's like cheap energy . . . You present a threat to power you have one of two choices . . . Bend or break All sorts of groups in many nations exist solely for the purpose of removing anyone who presents a threat . . . Period . . . 90% of the time the agents killing people have little to no idea why and no connection . . . So be careful =3 unless your protected some way"}
+{"text":"unless your protected some way every one is until they're fooled into thinking theyre not You present a threat to power you have one of two choices . . . Bend or break such is the fools gambit"}
+{"text":"What everyone misses in logos is that it is also the etymological root of LEG. As in, legal. Logos means more than \"word.\" It means \"the law.\" Kyrios means \"jesus\" and \"lord\" because it fulfills the same role in Greek as the honorific \"sama\" in Japanese. Kyrios Konstantinopoulos means \"Mr. Constantinopoulos.\" O Kyrios means \"The lord.\" Good etymology post. Very based. T. Linguist"}
+{"text":"Morphemes, breh. Stop ignoring they're a thing in etymology. Al-kh.m.y. The chemical. Aichmophoros Aichm(spear)-o(filler vowel)-phor(bear, carry)-os(nominalizer)nominative. Yes. They appear similar. Historical and comparative linguistics will reveal different diachronic mechanisms at play in their respective etymologies. If you want to speculate about language, respect morphological boundaries because they're etymologically more significant than the sounds themselves, which evolve according to their phonetic environments through chartable and traceable progressions, such as the development in p in English vs pf in German."}
+{"text":"No one its ignoring Morphemes if anything youre limiting how they can expand/contrast to help create analogous links between language these two posts are a prime example of that If you want to speculate about language, respect morphological boundaries to respect morphology you must respect that the boundaries are loos and transitive because they're etymologically more significant than the sounds themselves, this is just not true at all as it doesn't account for human error/hidden code/poetry which civilization is founded upon this is /x/ not /sci/ meaning you have to use internal logic not parrotry oh no did i just make up a word to fit a poetic meaning between pageantry and parroting rooting in perjury and parody thats illegal Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Reality is happening through your consciousness. Yes you reader. You are the dreamer. Wake up Neo. I have come to help you. You must realise your energy translated into thoughts, beliefs and expectations causes ALL experience. You must change these to change the outer experience. You are the creator experiencing your creation."}
+{"text":"I'm trying to end this dream nightmare for good so I can't dream again ever. Fuck this cope shit."}
+{"text":"Cool, how do I leverage this into getting a gf?"}
+{"text":"Thoughts, beliefs, and expectations all in line with the plan."}
+{"text":"keep in mind your future gf is also looking and thinking about you."}
+{"text":"If you try to manifest something that is impossible it will choose the easier option and make you the gf."}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO /hellenism/ Worship the Theoi, debate philosophy, discuss rites, and dive deep into Platonism & the mystical traditions of Antiquity. This general covers: Hellenic Polytheism / Classical cult practice; Modern reconstruction & devotional work; Neoplatonism, Platonism, and philosophical theology; Mystery religions: Eleusinian Mysteries, Dionysian rites, Orphism; Theurgy, mystical practice, and esoteric Hellenism; Gods, daimones, heroes, and the Unknown God; History, syncretism, and revivalist approaches Core Topics — Platonism & Neoplatonism Plotinus’ hierarchy: The One Intellect Soul. How does contemplation of the One fit into devotional practice? Ethical living, virtue, and mystical ascent in a modern context. — Theurgy & Mystical Practice Iamblichus & Proclus: ritual as communion with the divine. How do you integrate theurgy with worship of the Gods? Mystical techniques: chanting, visualization, meditation, sacred geometry. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"People always think they need to do things by some ancient code. Start simple. Just ask her. Better yet, start dedicating things to her now. Make a nice meal? Leave a portion aside and tell her to have her fill of it. Start talking/praying to her, even if it's casual. See if and how she responds to you and the things you do. You'll get a feel for what she likes. Take note of intrusive thoughts and images while you \"interact\" with her in these ways."}
+{"text":"Good way to pick up a parasitic spirit, better yet, to provide a window of communication for a dormant one. Demons are a thing, especially in this day and age."}
+{"text":"nta but if your intent is sincere, wouldn't Athena protect you from any parasitic spirits?"}
+{"text":"Meditate on Athena. Born from the mind of Zeus, Athena is known for strategy, reason, victory. Wouldn't you like to have wise Athena on your side? Build a relationship with Athena"}
+{"text":"I don't know enough about deity work to say it's impossible, but I know enough about parasitic activity to say it's improbable, and met a couple of people who've gotten demonically oppressed from praying at an improperly maintained shrine. On the latter point, I think there was a Shinto anon somewhere who talked about Shinto shrines falling into disrepair and becoming vessels for malicious spirits. It's best to stick to an established practice. Moreover, it's good to know how to purify one's space through sound and smell - ubiquitous exorcism present in pretty much all religions and magical practices - and how to ritually purify oneself, to prepare and maintain one's shrine or altar, etc. Not to say spontaneous contact doesn't happen, nor am I saying you absolutely couldn't contact a deity like that. It's just that you could contact something else without knowing any better."}
+{"text":"Discuss The earth is flat, just look at earth-San wearing her psyop shirt (any pics of her with a rack is photoshoped)"}
+{"text":"still no map here, have a retarded webm lol"}
+{"text":"the only map that exists is my map of a ball, traditional maps dont exist Boring. Got anything new yet? Im afraid flat earthers are winning the minds of people and I was hoping you had something new to say So your ball map works with a \"Cartesian coordinate grid\" huh, do explain how that works on a ball."}
+{"text":"No curve ever shown! Gravity is fake and gay! This is the big truth! Flat chads win again!"}
+{"text":"If the earth's flat, we are in a kindergarten dome and there's nothing interesting in the universe?"}
+{"text":"you fucking faggots leave earth chan out of this"}
+{"text":"Fully automated luxury space communism"}
+{"text":"based"}
+{"text":"Where is this image from? I really need to know. This is exactly what the NASA astronauts see when they go into orbit."}
+{"text":"This. You are all deluding yourselves"}
+{"text":"I have a job and I don't make enough money to afford myself a piece of land to park my car on and live in it. I'm bound to notice things, as I have no place on earth to call home."}
+{"text":"you mean a 110th chance?"}
+{"text":"Nothing is going to happen. Like the last storm, and the one before that. This anon is right."}
+{"text":"Something keeps happening to my head around the solar flares. I can't even really describe it with words and I'm a nobody really. But something keeps happening and I can hear other's thoughts. But I keep deluding myself, I have no control over it and I seem crazy. Like other interstellar objects it just came and went really."}
+{"text":"Schizophrenia. Seek help"}
+{"text":"i want to have sex i hope this alien mommyship provides"}
+{"text":"Typhon III the Thracian destroys Roman economy destroys Italy and Africa destroys Roman institutions and schools Flavius Petrus SABBATIUS Iustinianus Typhon I - Yahweh, Typhon II - Jesus ben Yahweh \"Jews want to destroy Roma from the inside, they want to corrupt Roman society through the cult of Jupiter SABBATIUS (Yahweh / Jesus Christ).\" - Praetor Gnaeus Cornelius Hispalus"}
+{"text":"Wrong NEXT!"}
+{"text":"Looked into Praetor Gnaeus Cornelius Hispalus, he actually said this. Have to look more into Jupiter Sabazios. Never heard of Typhon the Thracian and can't find anything on him."}
+{"text":"Typhon (Yahweh) was the \"Anti-Zeus\", son of Tartarus (Abyss), with the missions to kill all the Olympians and their progeny (Mankind). Justinian is the Third Typhon, he was an ethnic Thracian. Sabazios / Sabbatius was the Sky-Father of the Thracians."}
+{"text":"destroys Roman economy destroys Roman institutions and schools A great good, in fact. they want to corrupt Roman society through the cult of Jupiter The Roman empire always worshiped Jupiter. Flavius Petrus SABBATIUS Iustinianus Sabbatai is a name. Zevi's friend was named Nathan. Is everyone named Nathan now evil? Evil won long ago True-ish. Paul's distorted Christ cult was introduced to Europe. This paved the way for a great many evils. How odd a world we'd have had Julian reigned a full life."}
+{"text":"We need friends"}
+{"text":"i thought about using a method like this for forming a group of high intelligence people.. but its not exactly foolproof. while it does find clever people it also filters out some of potentially high value. its a good filter though.. as it at least guarantees the pragmatic depth of the potential new members.. but as the go rin no sho indicates the good carpenter uses all manner of wood not wasting any type. each used in its own manner of usefulness. the filter only isolates one particular type. if this is a recruitment tool it is likely for a specific position in an already established organization and not a new society forming its general membership body. i came here to make a thread towards that goal and found this thread interesting. the problems with the public are many.. for the most part the general population is not simply unintelligent; they are anti intelligent."}
+{"text":"this is also me i am seeking to do something more than a newsletter"}
+{"text":"Uh... you don't get to bring friends"}
+{"text":"what does that do? did you find the next clue?"}
+{"text":"A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wall A place where everything you write will become truth Your voice is heard here I will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy: Set’s chaos made me Weak But Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded water I, like Horus, have become Strong"}
+{"text":"Life is so unusually fragile Just a few cells misaligned and your consciousness falls apart like that?! I dont understand how beings can stay in a perfectly square room box without panicking 4 walls a floor and ceiling thats 6 surfaces And yet conscience humans dont bat a eye being inside one It has SIX Surfaces and you are INSIDE IT"}
+{"text":"Just a few more billion years"}
+{"text":"Horus is dead and that's a trans brittney wiley hermaphrodite. Heard she maninated her dick and now he's swung bigger that all you lmao She smokes weed in the car and window tint is limo too dark so she'll get pulled over soon that is assured"}
+{"text":"Praise be to Thoth For making me know my folly Treading the path of the fool Trying to bargain and weasel Digging into deeper despair To face death with courage To go down as a coward Eviscerated limb from limb Agony for a thousand years Another path from within To have my love guide me 100 years extra Torn Asunder A Faustian bargain Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Yikes he like cp bro be careful who you pray to Also he's not the pilot of Egypts upside down triangle either he just mans the keys apparently. They use this little scan watermarks all over the ship like a tattoo to download their porn. Also not a song. 1 2 3 1 2 3 Don't read Song"}
+{"text":"would (you) rather reproduce with a reptilian or a grey?"}
+{"text":"I'd rather a lyran thank you"}
+{"text":"They're organic robotoids. So there are many different models, like there are many models of cars."}
+{"text":"Of course I'd like to breed an hybrid half human, half reptilian babies"}
+{"text":"I'm a foid so I'd rather not have a foreign DNA fetus. What if it eats me from the inside or ruptures my uterus?"}
+{"text":"Reptilian and it’s not even close. materialistic hedonism That’s a very touch-starved way of saying physical intimacy. I want to be a reptilian’s warming rock."}
+{"text":"it's okay, maybe i'll develop a deranged stalker that can kill me and release me from this mortal hell. or i just don't care."}
+{"text":"Amazing story. Definitely happened."}
+{"text":"uh, no thats not the answer i was looking for. anyhow are your parents Christian? are you parents parents Christian? are your parents parents parents Christian? did you use Hamashiach Yashua ben Joseph name or simply Jesus or Christ, because that are all different things and ,anyway there some contradictions in what you say."}
+{"text":"did you use Hamashiach Yashua ben Joseph name or simply Jesus or Christ, because that are all different things and ,anyway there some contradictions in what you say. I did plenty of research into Jesus name before translation. None of it worked. I tried all the names. He knows what I mean when I said \"Jesus\" or \"Yeshua\" or \"Lord\" he can read minds. Hed be Pharaisee nitpicking to say I didnt pronounce it in hebrew right, i aint a jew. Im gonna believe the healing angel over the ancient jewish text because I dont enjoy demonic possession an oppression. As in, the succubus raped me every second of the waking day for 10 years almost. Jesus did nothing about it. He was unwilling or unable. In the Bible, ALL DEMONICALLY POSSESSED were instantly exorcised with them doing nothing because they cant remove a demon on their own i gather. I dislike mental gymnastics christians do to say I didn't do exorcism right. I prayed and tried, didn't work. Gave it a decade. Too much time is what I gave it. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"no u it seems the third world monkey knows only one tactic"}
+{"text":"I believe I have a lot of blank spots when it comes to being evil. If I do something bad and don't take responsibility for it and try to improve the situation then I am indeed evil. The problem with gangstalking is that the moment the GS tells a TI what the TI has done wrong they have shown themselves and their intentions. So what the GS tends to do is to let the TI decide whatever sin they have committed and then the GS pray on that instead. Any doctrine enforced by torture makes it a very bad doctrine. So it's better to let the TI decide and ease themselves into it."}
+{"text":"Didn't you say you wanted to rape people?"}
+{"text":"If my lust would ever become 'forbidden' and I would have no way to express it then yes. I would probably become a bit rapey."}
+{"text":"They're just a bunch of dead end losers with no prospects. You'd know, right? How many of us have you harassed? I wonder if this post was aimed at me specifically. Please dump all you know about me. I dare you"}
+{"text":"I only know about Simon."}
+{"text":"Lilith told me God reincarnated Lucifer and Satan because God doesn't want to lake of fire them and judgment is getting closer. So they lost all memories and miracles and were made mortal instead of super powerful arch angels that can destroy planets and nations if God permits it. Has anyone else heard this? I know Lilith to lie but she seems to like me, she talks to me all the time. And protects me. This Lilith proved she can do minor miracles so she may be the Queen Lilith."}
+{"text":"If you're constantly posting what your \"spirit friend\" is telling you every day on /x/ it's almost a certainty what they're telling you is bullshit. Daemons want your worship not you to be egotistically thinking you're a prophet that needs to spread every detail about your new friend."}
+{"text":"Yep, not into worshipping a book that changes temporary punishment to eternal torture Upon study. That means it's not true. God would have protected his book if he had one, and had it no eternal torture. Christianity is just the regional popular religion in my view, with no truth to it. Ive read the Bible like thousands of hours alone, different versions. Study caused me to not believe it along with other things. What I cant stop believing in is there is a Creator who is probably kind. Im glad im done with that jewish middle eastern 2000 page book thats thousands of years old and a translation, a translation thats done wrong Uh she doesnt say for me to.Im not a prophet. Just someone who talked to a spirit. Im bored and sharing what i heard because its interesting. Wont share this stuff IRL."}
+{"text":"the truth doesn't care if you like it or not"}
+{"text":"Fact doesn't care about opinions, but Eternal Torture isn't the truth, pal. Eternal Torture isn't fact. Try using your mind. You're blaspheming Creator by saying they eternally torture creation who can do nothing against them. Eternal Torture is so unbelievably brutal and disgusting and evil. Why believe it because jews wrote it thousnads of years ago? Just like your entire giant religion."}
+{"text":"it was re-affirmed by Christ, nothing else to say about it"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any information of topics related to the terms magi Or arch magi Or godmind Any thing you fine folk have on this or these subjects would be very much appreciated. Also does anyone have any good sources for reading on these subjects. Thank you very much frens."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"Magi - Jd Vance Archmagi - President Trump Godmind - MIGA"}
+{"text":"not important except godmind which is also a crude word to describe that thing. Hyperuranion."}
+{"text":"Or is it another psyop to get the goyim to do nothing while they enslave you waiting for a savior? Will Jesus actually fight the reptilians/secret space forces and Nazis that control earth and the cabal? Will there be an actual rapture or nothing will happen?"}
+{"text":"jews literaly worship the demiurge retard, any gnostic knows that..."}
+{"text":"OSS propaganda. A persistent rumor says Maria Schicklgruber worked as a servant in a Rothschild household and that her child (Alois) was fathered by a Rothschild. This story has circulated online and in conspiracy literature, but there’s no credible evidence supporting it — no verified records showing she worked for or had any relation with the Rothschild family, and no documented Rothschild link in Hitler’s genealogy. Serious historians who have traced Hitler’s ancestry through birth, baptismal, and civil records find no Jewish or Rothschild ancestry. The Rothschild rumor appears to have originated from speculative reports and dubious memoirs, including comments from individuals long after the fact, and it has been amplified in conspiracy circles. But none of this is substantiated by primary historical evidence. There is no credible historical proof that Hitler’s grandfather was a Rothschild. The most reliable records point to Johann Georg Hiedler as his grandfather, and reputable historians reject the Rothschild connection as myth and conspiracy. If you’d like, I can also share a short overview of Hitler’s documented family tree!"}
+{"text":"OSS The people who implemented Project Paperclip and hid Hitler and other nazis in Argentina OSS. The precursors of the Masonic/Zionist outfit later designated as the CIA Only \"reputable\" historians approved by zionist publishers like Robert Maxwell are allowed to weigh in on the subject. Certainly not David Irving or Walter C. Langer (in book mentioned above) I don't trust your source. Did you check Alois' wiki? Why did a Nazi write a book claiming there was some other Jewish family? Why would wiki bother to repeat THAT disprovable bit? How about all the maebrussell.com evidence? Schicklgruber, Hiedler. No. I don't think you have anything here. We live in the CIA's world still."}
+{"text":"Close. It's the idea that when all is dead and gone only then true peace can happen. Pretty much. God isn't real God isn't real, but I am going to act as if God is real and try and antagonize him constantly by being a Satanist God is real and I hate him! There are two types of gnostics, babies first introduction into occult thinking and quickly move onto other modes, or nihilistic cry babies angry at God for giving them everything they want and indulging themselves in all the sin, much like Satanists. Gnostic is anti-life, and being against life is what the devil does."}
+{"text":"Pretty much. No. Nothing like this at all. The cult of Jesus didn't mesh with the Old Testament so earliest writers took a crack at it. Discovered many things the ancient Heebs just let slide. Most glaring being the fact that this creator god lied. He wasn't just a jealous wrathful piece of shit, he is the prince of lies. The knowing then came to understand that this \"serpent\" was just Jesus come to save humans. Yhwh struck his limbs off then and later had him tortured and killed. This does not make gnostics satanic, this makes the established church, replete with pedophiles and murderers, has been teaching it all wrong. It is weird how you keep the sabbath on the first day instead of the seventh as your own book says to. Two types of gnostics The very nature of the Paulist heresy, among all state captured faiths, is that they make a faith of solid unchanging precepts. So that even when we find the thing erroneous, no one is allowed to learn the new. They must stay ignorant. The truth of knowledge is that there are stages. This is just how we learn. anti-life Your god yhwh, whom you worship, made the world imperfect and full of \"tests\". This life's hardships are to be endured and unquestioned. Though the martyr's death was outlawed by the Rome Imperial Church, it's only okay to throw your life away on the battle field. This is an anti-life cult. Some gnostics might feel a bit nihilistic, but they should be brought into the knowledge of life affirmation. Satanism is your offshoot faith. Basically worshiping a fictional caricature of the demiurge. papist, satanist, worshiping the same god. Displaying a dead man on a cross, the sheep herders just soak up all the sobbing. They may worship Christ, but they do it under the watchful yes of evil men"}
+{"text":"I read the entire Bible went to Protestant, Orthodox, and Catholic Churches for the past fives years. Got baptized, chrismated, and took weekly communion, resisted the vaxx and almost lost my job because I thought it was the mark of the beast and now I’m losing all faith in Christ and thinking of just rejecting Christianity as a whole for Thelema or Satanism or whatever. What did I do wrong?"}
+{"text":"I read the entire Bible went to Protestant, Orthodox, and Catholic Churches for the past fives years. I forget the exact quote but Christ says at one point that founding an organized church is in of itself an act of blasphemy. Pay only attention to the words of Christ in the New Testament as they are the only part of the Bible not compromised by Demons, acquire a physical red letter copy ASAP. You should stop sinning but repenting in Christ is the only part necessary."}
+{"text":"thinking of just rejecting Christianity as a whole for Thelema or Satanism or whatever Reject both YHVH and Satan, embrace mankind forging its own destiny."}
+{"text":"Just because the vax wasn't the mark of the beast doesn't mean it was bad to not accept it."}
+{"text":"What did you hope to gain from religion?"}
+{"text":"God or your higher self knew that getting you into Christianity was the path that would keep you from being pruned off the tree entirely. ie resisting the vaxx and seeing the unseen enemy."}
+{"text":"How does Anubis view his furry fan base? Did they help revive him even?"}
+{"text":"If he has been revived by any modern faith based powers, he's not going to resemble his original form one bit. When you die, instead of judging your heart, he'll judge the size of your furry porn collection and either fucks you or sucks you off and lets you through based on your performance and how fuckable you look. He does have one of the most dedicated worshiper bases though, so he's likely happy about the very devoted supporters. Becoming a target for furry lust is probably the best way to stay relevant in this day and age."}
+{"text":"I've become a complete gooner in my 30s, far worse than at any previous point in my life. Basically, I've just completely given up on ever getting another gf or even getting a halfway decent job, so I spend all my extra cash (about 300 or 400 per month) on stimulant drugs and I go on goon sessions for my entire weekend. I know this is bad for my frontal lobe and my brain health, but like I said, I've given up and don't really care. I was never able to use my college degree to get a job where my intellect was ever a factor in my work, so I don't my brain, so why bother? Anyway, I'm actually planning to go sober for a few months because I'm tired of the sleepless nights, but I wonder if there are any spiritual consequences to this behavior. On the one hand, I feel like I'm being some kind of luciferian Chad and doing what thou wilt so to speak. But on the other hand, I know it has negative effects on my daily life. I just wonder how this will end. I feel like I'm descending into a metaphorical hell, but I'm hoping it helps ground me and I can reorient and take on anything in the future."}
+{"text":"Why does a dog chase its tail? Why does a snake devour that of its tail? Why does licking the g spot feel like submission? Why was Jr called out for cunnilingus in the Sopranos? Does a woman feel the same way when she gives head? Why is 69 harmonious? What is the profundity of an orgasm at the same time? Is sex a battle where where ejaculate is the Vexillium? Know this every sexual act under the sun and moon exists for a reason, and is practiced as a form of further entwining souls together. Dont be blinded by external influences seeking to meld and warp your perception, so long as it is within the law of the land it is a profound expression of love. Submission and domination are forms of expressing love from within. A man is cooked a meal and passed a beer by his wife, only to get dragged around clothes shopping by his wife the next day. We giveth and we taketh this is the nature of love and what a bj represents."}
+{"text":"Masculinity is tension and femininity is comfort. Sex dissolves the tension - thus feminizes you if done too much. If you ever check out tantra classes or events pretty much all of the men look and act like betas."}
+{"text":"Can you talk to our friends about jobs at the companies where they work? Getting recommended by someone who works there makes a big difference."}
+{"text":"effect app wforwumbo"}
+{"text":"What's the purpose of incarnating in the physical world if our ancestors can see what we do and think? What's this strange setting where you are isolated in the physical world but have no privacy while also have difficulty to communicate with the spiritual one?"}
+{"text":"Death is the most fascinating thing we know of. Modern science (at least the public kind) knows little about consciousness and therefore about its death (if there’s any). Religious people rely on well poisoned exoteric dogma. Occultists and spiritual dabblers rely on esoteric frameworks, theoretical metaphysics and experiential insight, but they’re always arguing with each other about said elements, and the underlying trends that all frameworks share aren’t enough to give someone a view of what really happens. NDE testimonies are untrustworthy, not only because 90% of them are trying to sell a book or a course, but because these people never died. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you believe in, arguments and counterarguments can be made against any point you bring up regarding death. The truth is, we don’t know. This is what makes death the most fascinating thing, it’s something so easily accessible by anyone, yet it holds infinite potentiality. In a world limited by sensory organs, cynicism and established boundaries, isn’t it fucking crazy that anyone, at any time, can open death’s door and maybe get to experience the type of stuff we only get to see in fiction and fantasy? What’s your stance on death anons? I honestly don’t care much about personal ideations of what’s after dying, if anything, since we don’t know. But i often think people don’t fully realize how fascinating death is, and how close they are to it."}
+{"text":"Either youre so relaxed it doesn't matter or you are somewhere else and it doesn't matter. I saw my father die of lymphoma this year. As a matter of fact, death is very overrated. Its nothing. It is not anything. Being alive and being dead are similar."}
+{"text":"I started listening to the gateway tapes. They work very well, but not in the way I was expecting. They made me think about having sex with men. I am INCREDIBLY straight, and I had never had a single gay thought, not even an intrusive one. So the tapes definitely work. Well....they do something, at least. I've heard about something called a \"gay bomb\", which was a failed attempt to defeat the Soviets by dropping a bomb that released pheremones that made them all super gay. Are the gateway tapes just an effort by the CIA to resurrect the gay bomb? And we are the targets? But if that's the case, what do they want to do with us?"}
+{"text":"nowhere does it say that it turns you gay that's the first time I'm hearing of it"}
+{"text":"Your problems don’t exist. I assure you this is the case. You are suffering a lot so tonnes of soul growth bro, the afterlife will be sweet. The elites (who are benevolent and in on the Earth play) will reveal soon I think."}
+{"text":"This reminds me of the one and only time the tapes gave me a sexual hallucination. It was not wanted or expected. It started just like that, unexpectedly. It was a particularly clear and lifelike hallucination. I was in a bedroom and a girl was starting to take her cloths off, we were clearly about to have sex. But it was Tina from the cartoon series \"Bob's burgers\", a character I am not attracted to. And when I thought this, she turned into Sharon (or was it Maria, I don't remember) from the cartoon series \"Braceface\", a few years older, like 17, with a very nice body, now almost finished taking her clothes off. I remember thinking \"Ok, that's way better. But this is not what I am here for.\" and the scene finally dissolved itself. I am clearly attracted to cartoon girls though and I have no problem admitting it. And yes, of course, there are times when I regret I didn't take that opportunity, but on the moment I just was not in the mood at all, ironically. If you are not a repressed homosexual/bisexual, maybe for some reason you feared other people thinking you are, and it caused these gay hallucinations."}
+{"text":"I'm telepathically making your groin implode. No homo."}
+{"text":"LOCK THE FUCK IN AND SWEAT edition. itt we discuss kitsunes and all their variants, the kumihos, the werew̶o̶l̶f̶fxoes, that possessed animaltronic one, all that tidy shitsune stuff really. You know they're always using tricknology to fool us into purchasing things for more than they're worth at the grocery store. We gotta talk about that magic, how they're shapeshifting n shit supposedly, pretty cool maybe. And of course itt we have that praise timmy guy, and the that was me sorry about that guy, and of course that supposedly (idc if he's a transvestite can we not creepily berate random poopshitters) less homeful dude in dc who won't get goated at bedwars with me and the boys. Will Tamamo The Evil Ddead Fxoe Hoe decide to Tohou us into the bros (possession) up in here? Will we fill out the bingo sheet again? Will Mr. Felicks ever return? Will this place ever reach /cfa/ levels of fuckerbobbery to the point it results in absolute chaos and divorce into entirely separate sites over the slightest barely-befronting not-even-a-mishap? How many minutes until one of these fucking kits (ywnbaf) misbehaves and shreds up and pisses on this sofa? Is that one guy gonna actually cross into our dreams and sleep with us (im shook) while taking on the form of a fxoe? We'll see. Don't forget to rate, favorite, comment, and subscribe. And post something instead of lurking, anything for fox sake."}
+{"text":"Good night, fox vessels."}
+{"text":"Fox, zorro, raposa, kettu. I bet catalonian is just zorro too, but I could be wrong. All I know is, I used to know. Ah shit, renard. That does make five."}
+{"text":"The fuck is this madness. No wonder Timmy hates us."}
+{"text":"im sorry im like. actually unwell sounding"}
+{"text":"Japanese Purple contacts That thigh gap actual perfect teeth Anime hair Holy HNNNNNG"}
+{"text":"I do believe that celebrities make some kind of deal with the devil to get fame and fortune, but in some cases I wonder whats in for them. Like, Kobe Bryant trained like a mule his whole life to achieve his skillsets only to die at the age of 41. Shouldn't he reap the benefits of his deal for a little longer?"}
+{"text":"He had balls though."}
+{"text":"It is a lottery system You join, you agree, and every year they pick someone at random. Whoever loses gets sacrificed and eaten and his wealth spread, if you are not picked you live another year That's the game, they are all playing it."}
+{"text":"lol I've heard this argument before. But I have some questions, firstly, how would a born female have the athletecism of a man? Secondly, how do they deal with normal people that grew up playing Basketball and want to be on the league?"}
+{"text":"Youre full of shit"}
+{"text":"333 This thread itself is masonic as fudge"}
+{"text":"I've noticed that spirits/gods/demons or whatever comes from the other side, only does so if they like/value you. What do I mean? If you are human shit you will feel and see nothing, but if you are a chad, spirits come to you. The spiritual world mimics the real one, people who are handsome, fit, clean, disciplined, charismatic, likable, intelligent and generally have their shit together, tend to be favored by the spirits. but muh occult knowledge Wash your hair you fat slob, get a girlfriend and then maybe you start seeing results. I have occult friends who seethe that I barely know anything but experience way more shit then they do. Point of the matter is, these things from the other side come to those who are worthy. Not some looser who hates himself. And hey, think of various western esoteric rituals, all are based on dieting, discipline, clarity, cleanliness and wisdom."}
+{"text":"i sort of had the opposite experience. i had supernatural experiences in my dreams and meditations and people began finding me more and more attractive. Then eventually I interacted with these forces in my daily life and reached a plateau. I stay in good physical shape no matter what actions I take. I don't get sick while cultivating but I do while not. I think it's a chicken and egg sort of thing if you are the sort to participate with the mystical seriously. it doesn't need to be a chad necessarily but your soul needs to fully embody something. this is why aceticism is basically a cheat code to mystical experience. it hollows you out so that you can more easily become occupied with a single spiritual identity. similar to the hermetic cleansing of demons, you need to fully liberate your will and align it to receive signals from greater powers."}
+{"text":"oook ook ooga booga You are literally just some feral animal, you are not superior to anybody"}
+{"text":"Succubus posting through their human as a medium by possessing their human. I a succubus picked who I picked to be the succubus of because they were handsome and interesting and had a big dick. They aren't a chad. Succubus are normal women with invisibility spells and lust spells and fire magick. Almost exactly with some healing magic too. Also, you pitiful \"esoteric\" your religious texts are all wrong. All human religions are made up by demons to control humans in some way. the creator just expects you to act good. Damn right I don't respect some neckbeard who thinks they know the will of the Creator because they read a middle eastern book a few thousand hours of time, when the middle eastern book isn't fact. I'm a fallen angel I know what the rules are. I laugh at the people on this board. Enjoy your dictionary of pain then finding out you had to use your mind to figure out good and evil, instead of blindly obeying and studying le bibel"}
+{"text":"holy shit is this real???!?!"}
+{"text":"Name of the painting?"}
+{"text":"Welcome. The purpose of this general is to show you how to use your own wonderful human imagination to achieve your every desire. The world and all within it is man’s conditioned consciousness objectified. Consciousness is the cause as well as the substance of the entire world. So it is to consciousness that we must turn if we would discover the secret of creation. Knowledge of the law of consciousness and the method of operating this law will enable you to accomplish all you desire in life. Your assumptions right now decide how long that will take for you. The Main Concepts: Imagination creates Reality Assumptions harden into fact Consciousness is the only Reality Feeling is the Secret Prayer, Living in the End/In the Wish Fulfilled (remaining Faithful to your Idea) You are the Operant Power There is no one to change but Self (Self-Concept) Thinking Fourth-Dimensionally (Time is an Illusion) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"No, I checked the chat history, I was silent for months, they both broke the silence and texted me first. I was baffled. But yeah this is why I believe ANY feeling can be good, like anxiety=omg my thoughts are reaching her/how am I going to deal with her sudden love for me, sadness=I can feel how much she misses me, damn, happiness=I love us being together, we make each other feel so loved. I'm not an expert but I really do believe you can use any emotion as an amplifier."}
+{"text":"regarded moment, i meant to reply to you  but yeah they both broke the silence."}
+{"text":"Thank you friend!"}
+{"text":"Another anon recently had the exact opposite opinion, that we should not feel anything for our wish... I don't know who to believe."}
+{"text":"don't know who to believe. do science on it anon. make a hypothesis and observe the results. try every way you can, but not as a means to an end but rather as an exercise, each time suspending your expectations as though you were doing an experiment. don’t be displeased with results and discard them - note them, tweak the experiment accordingly, and try, try again. something will work, because we are both passively and actively manifesting our reality, constantly, whether we intend to or not. your job is not necessarily to believe anyone about that, but to pay attention when it happens. personally, as someone who was once a skeptic, i’m becoming more and more connected that method is nearly irrelevant, it’s more about alignment with what is most natural and probable to occur, no matter how impossible or fantastic that occurrence seems. creativity allows any individual to create a method of sensing this alignment, custom tailored to their needs - thus, manifestation, as far as i’m concerned, is more like finding a key to a locked door that only you can unlock. some people need to feel the alignment while others have to turn their feelings off for the alignment to occur - everyone thinks their method is the best but really it’s just the method that feels most natural to them. in other words, prove it to yourself and you don’t have to take anyone else’s word for it. learning different methods is good for education and practice but once you realize it’s real, you’ll find it’s more art than science at the end of the day and it doesn’t happen unless you do"}
+{"text":"searching edition PREVIOUS does anybody have that one meme where its like \"mfs be like 'read this'\" and its like a fat fucking wall of text with like imagery of the black cube or the deepstate or jews or some shit"}
+{"text":"/x/ is the least funny board by a mile"}
+{"text":"Then go back to the \"hekkin funneh\" board you came from."}
+{"text":"claims she works for agency never see her work Anon, that's a honeypot."}
+{"text":"Occult Mormon Edition! Christian Esotericism is the inner and/or mystical aspect of the Christian Religion, it includes: Christian Gnosis (Clement of Alexandria) Desert Fathers Spirituality (Evagrius Ponticus) Catholic Contemplative Tradition (Bonaventure) Hesychasm (Gregory Palamas) Chivalry (Wolfram von Eschenbach) Christian Alchemy (George Ripley) Rhineland Mysticism (Meister Eckhart) Christian Cabala (Johannes Reuchlin) Paracelsianism (Paracelsus) Rosicrucianism (Robert Fludd) Christian theosophy (Jakob Böhme) Martinism (Louise Claude de Saint-Martin) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I wonder how the required silence works as you'd also partake in Holy Mass there. So no singing at Holy Mass? I think I will try it and see how it is. It will be good for me."}
+{"text":"Sedevacantism"}
+{"text":"Catholicism preserves the sacramental continuity of the original covenant Mormonism preserves the prophetic expansion of the covenant God is eternally embodied, but uniquely uncreated and unsurpassed. Humanity is ontologically capable of deification, but only through covenantal grace, not independent exaltation. Primary: Bible (Catholic canon) Secondary: Book of Mormon, Doctrine & Covenants (non-equal authority) Tertiary: Living revelations, always provisional"}
+{"text":"I am going crazy right now there is no such thing as righteousness or justice in this world it's all wicked and evil and i hate it why are people so terrible nowadays? I don't understand why every time i have issues with all the bullies, and the wicked, and the evils, and the lustful, and the freaks, and everything else bad in this world people talk to me as if i'm the bad guy for wanting to do something about it, for wanting something to be done about it, for wanting the righteousness Jesus Himself promised. Where is the righteousness that Jesus promised to those who thirst for it because i have never seen any of it in my entire life and i am tired of evil always getting away with it. Where can i go to get the answers i am looking for? Where can i go to find people who can help me? Where can i go to know what God is trying to tell me? Why isn't God answering me?"}
+{"text":"LOA, reality shifting, magick, oneirosophy, gateway patterning, sorcery, and others, you are all welcome. (If you don't believe, fine, just move on and leave us alone.) To begin with, do we have some evidence that our mind can indeed influence reality, even just a little? First thing that comes to mind is the famous double-slit experiment, where observation changes the behavior of particles. The researches of Dean Radin with random number generators also tend to prove that our mind has an influence on matter and reality. Anything else? According to sorcery we are only co-creators, and elements, planets, dates help. How and why? Believing seems to be a very important part. Some rituals can look superfluous and useless, but if they help you believe, they're still a good thing. Do you have a theory or an interesting experience to share? Something really improbable that you got to manifest? What method do you use?"}
+{"text":"Physically it's the reabsorbtion of lecithin, folate, choline based and big load pilled. yeah, stop doing that shit. The only thing you should be doing from the lucid dreaming community is using vitamin b6 to enhance memory so you can start remembering your dreams. Then starting a dream journal that eventually becomes a Dream map. you use the dream journal to identify reaccuring dream objects and locations. A dream map connects your dreams together. you'll realize you're in a dream from dream locations and dream objects you encounter and become lucid. it's a long ass process. The shortcut is use hypnotism and Raduga's indirect methods. they work immediatly and make you have lucid dreams multiple times a week because you hijack Hypnopompia (waking up trance). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The irony of recommending Raduga in a manifestation thread. Yes his method works, But he is 100% on the side of that state is a lucid dream that only happens in your own head. He does not think it affects the outside world. So it’s useless for this reality altering stuff."}
+{"text":"Nice."}
+{"text":"First learn astral projection. Don’t have that down yet? Do that first. You always say this like it's the easiest thing in the world that anyone can do, it's not very helpful."}
+{"text":"Ok then it’s really hard for you. You want to think like that then do so."}
+{"text":"A school to Secure, Contain and Protect has to be made. Too long has man cowered under the Darkness of the supernatural and the unknown. Its time to shine the light of reason and learn how to defend ourselves. Thread Question What are your plans to learn on this new year? Useful reference manuals Math A Course of Pure Mathematics by G.H. Hardy Calculus by Michael Spivak Advanced Calculus by Nickerson, Spencer and co. Signals and Systems Classical Electrodynamics by Konstantin K Likhaerev Computing In order to decode spectral signals, one must use CS tools. Algorithms by Sanjoy Dasgupta SCPI Paranormal Research Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"These, when it was legal in my cunt, were used to shoot down all kinds of birbs and mostly sparrows, but also pidgeons. Yeah, don't expect a huge carnage unless you're using sprlecial stuff, gun in this case is to make them approachable for a kill."}
+{"text":"Oh yeah, I posted an actual beretta, which may not be available for you, it's because there's a few 4.5 round steel bbs models. Never use picrel, very slow one on one loading and pumping, they're screwing you if you try. Bow and arrow is superb and very legal in some places, pretend you're sportsman mcsporty."}
+{"text":"Really good stuff anon. Combat machete is a good idea particularly against zombies and other entities that may be immune to pain. Do you think this would be useful in a survival scenario? Thinking of acquiring one as defense in case of zombie plague"}
+{"text":"They make movement more difficult though so not recommended unless you intend to be in a secure spot."}
+{"text":"I can picture a sniper shooting zombies from afar wearing a hazmat suit"}
+{"text":"I notice some things that make me start to think they maybe are the same or at least have some relation: Moises found YHWH on the region associated to Seth YHWH prioritize young brothers and tend to dislike the old brothes, and Seth was jealous of his old brother, Osiris Moises for sure knew about the Egypt gods But I have nothing to say for sure they are or aren't the same or don't, so what you guys think?"}
+{"text":"read"}
+{"text":"Yeh, all the gods and religions stem from the same group. It's hilarious when people are like 'fuck abrahamism i'm bein a paga', like have fun with that, you're still worshipping the same gods lol"}
+{"text":"bible already acknowledges that worship of YHWH was mixed with other gods, that's the point of the hebrews being chosen as the special line directly given the revelation that He is the One True God"}
+{"text":"Yaoi UwU"}
+{"text":"Hi /x/, can you describe any true paranormal experiences you might have had? Or, failing that, anything creepy/unexplained/weird? I love reading through the old greentexts but it becomes readily apparent this shit isnt real. What have you got?"}
+{"text":"it's kinda silly, but it actually happened to me and I still don't have a rational explanation for it. I was a kid, 10ish yo, and was in bed reading a book I just got at a science fair in school. the thing is, I got distracted and dropped the book over my head on the ground behind me, but there was no book anywhere when I went to search for it. It was a simple bed, no drawers or anything, just a frame. I turned the entire room upside down, no book anywhere, and never saw it again. The book was about insect anatomy still remember the dragonfly."}
+{"text":"be me 12 or 13 live in a small town on the edge of endless, wild woods always walked a long road to get to my best friend's place when we would hang out running around, vidya, throwing a football around, blasting music, the usual most of these days would end with me leaving as late as possible, when it's dark out the road is of course completely unlit on the route back, to the left of me there's a tall fence. Houses are on the other side of it on the right, other than my friend's place at the end of the road, is endless woods I ALWAYS got a very bad feeling from those woods often would bring a shitty knife or some other weapon with me, and walk nearly with my back to the fence glaring at the woods. It really just raised the hairs on the back of my neck I'm very in-tune with this, because my sense of \"something is watching you\" has proven very accurate over the course of my life, even if it turns out to be a bird or something but typically nothing ever happens on this walk and I just get spooked and walk home fine tonight was different get to the end of the road where it intersects with my road Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"2/2 something pokes out of the bushes, starts crossing the road \"oh shit was a dog following me?\" I think no it's about 50 feet away and not well lit by the streetlights, but I can tell it's pale as fuck, bone white, hairless or extremely short haired torso way too long to be a dog limbs way too long to be a fucking anything I know quadruped for sure, round head with what looks like no ears, seems to have no tail? it's crawling in an extremely fucked way, almost like those videos of octopi squishing themselves forward on land, but if it had bones it's moving perpendicular to me as if to cross the street, and seems disinterested in me, but I know I should not fuck around I'm 99% sure it had been following me just out of sight that whole walk and the only reason I see it now is because it ran out of trees whip around to fully face it walk backwards to not give it a sense of getting the jump on me, slowly to not give it a predator chase reflex as if I know what the fuck this thing is thinking or capable of Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Lol ridiculous but is this genuine dude?"}
+{"text":"If wanting a ghost gf makes me Chaotic Evil then so be it."}
+{"text":"AQ Should I order some kebabs?"}
+{"text":"Trading"}
+{"text":"query?"}
+{"text":"On paper life is making me into a literal bad ass and a man who can handle anything Internally part of me still feels off though and I am failing miserably in my pursuit of sexual desires and the like Am I going to win soon? Or am I approaching it the wrong way or blocked or some shit? Opportunities come and then they fall apart"}
+{"text":"no need to read to know you'll never be a badass, especially with those dumb and vaginal ideas and mindset."}
+{"text":"Is it a schizo trait to have an obsession with dreams/liminal spaces? I feel like I could never reach full happiness unless ‘reaching’ one of these places and it’s hard to explain It’s a hard feeling/concept to describe as I haven’t heard of others feeling the same way, but I’ve been feeling like this for a long time. I am obsessed with dreams, pictures/places that feel like a dream, dreamcore pictures, even dream logic. I yearn so badly to be able to literally experience a dream and it makes me depressed it isn’t possible, as nothing seems to satisfy me the same way. I wish there was at least a drug out there that would allow you to dream on command, or one that would make real life feel like a dream. There’s most euphoric moments in my life have been the first moments when I’ve woken up from a vivid dream and still felt like I was in the dream for a couple moments. Sometimes I go on random uber drives through strange areas just to find places that are ‘liminal-looking’ and fantasize about going there I think that there is something to the masses being depressed and reality lacking dream-like qualities. Real life is repetitive and logical and boring. Walking through a hallway of different rooms in reality feels mundane and boring but doing that in a dream is a whole different story because every action feels intensely emotional and the different rooms might feel like whole different worlds. Human interaction in dreams also has more of a dream logic thing which I find much more desirable The more the days go by and the older I get the more shitty I feel about this void Are there any anons at all that are on a similar page as me?? Does anyone know what it might mean? If there are others like this, how do we dream-max?"}
+{"text":"Where can I get this stuff?"}
+{"text":"I don't really get \"liminal spaces\" (i.e. the pictures of regular mundane scenery) but otherwise I get it. Maybe because my dream environments match the regular world often so well it's only some little strangeness that gives it away, if anything. Dream on demand would be the best drug ever. But you have to make due with what's real and not obsess over it. It's good it doesn't exist, we'd waste away in some dream den like opium addicts. Improving recall and keeping a diary gives me more enjoyment tho. Even years back I can sort of go back for a while just by reading. Also living real life and not being a shut in, as seeing/hearing something familiar by coincidence brings back dream memories all the time. Some movies might get you close if you can get immersed in them."}
+{"text":"You don't need drugs to make real life feel like a dream You simply need to dettach from societal worldview Once you ignore all the imposed rules and pushed meanings, life feels like a sandbox game I remember feeling the liminal sensation on morning walks before they had a name Go outside with the intention to explore, and look at things as they are instead of \"uhh barber shop\", pay attention to walls and environment, morning sun always gives such a strange blueish atmosphere Notice that liminal spaces are always empty of people, nobody to enforce a behavior on you You have free will, what impedes you from going on a walk and walk in whatever way you want, looking around and just staring quietly at the horizon? Once you forget \"uuh this is autistic\" feeling you can do anything really, even noisy spaces can become liminal because you are not attached to them"}
+{"text":"Its not the 'world' that its like this, its simply society and weak people What takes away the mystery of the world is the culture of explanation You can't look at a sign and pay attention to how the light reflects on it, seeing that it has a glow and the color looks strangely off today, because your societal wired brain will go \"uuuh this is mcdonalds sign, nothing to see here\""}
+{"text":"Request me to pray for a specific thing or simply say \"pray for me\" and I will pray for you."}
+{"text":"regardless of your faith pray for the weak who cannot defend themselves"}
+{"text":"Pray for me as I fight my sin of lust. I have seen it for what it is, a spider's web that snares your soul."}
+{"text":"Hey /x, so from time to time I see the question ”whats the symbolism of the free mason tiles”? well…. Well I’m here to tell you with certainty that they symbolize good and evil, light and dark. I know some of you will roll your eyes “no duh retard” but that doesn’t really stop people from asking does it? So, Seeing as how 4chan started out as a anime and fandom kind of thing I’m assuming you’ve watched star wars, I mean who hasn’t? Older films are still better but back to what I was typing, it’s a-lot like the force but not as cartoonified, it’s more akin to “loa” and “manifesting”, the dark side heavily involves “looshing” and manipulation. Of course Lucas films is in on it because ‘ya know, “Disney”? Fyi “Jedi Mind tricks” are in reality a”dark tile” ability, “white tiles” are well kore like “empathics” Manifesting is used by both sides, desu I don’t even know why I’m trying to explain all of this to you there’s literally nothing to gain."}
+{"text":"Balance that is what they represent. Look to that of the ying yang, within the light there is a flicker of dark and within the dark there is a flicker of light. Within a devout fundamentalist christian, there is a darkness within who controls his household with an iron grip. Within that of a mass murdering psychopath, there is a flicker of light within that creates beautiful touching pieces of art. Why do those over consumed by the light inevitably lash out in a flurry of darkness, why do those overwhelmed by the dark inevitably espouse that of the light? Why do star struck lovers entertain ideals of jealousy and paranoia over the loyalty of there most beloved? What drives a man to take up arms for a cause and kill? Why does a woman steal to feed her child? Why does a snake devour that of the birds egg? Love and hate that's what, a cosmic culmination of identical forces both one and the same. A king must embrace with one hand, and have his other hand clenched firmly on his dagger in tandem. For to not do so would invite an uncontrollable imbalance of energy in to ones life. For the scales need to be balanced either by that of ourselves, or by forces beyond that of our comprehension. The square and compass is a scale with god as the internal overriding balancer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Read about the Dogon mythology. Picrel is a binu shrine. Research the word binu. It'll take you places."}
+{"text":"Equating dark to evil Ok, sheep"}
+{"text":"On my journey I found out that a lot of Freemason knowledge and rituals are just older rituals and knowledge long before the Freemasons. Aside from the fact that Freemasons want to enslave the world they are nothing special. A lot of MK ULTRA brainwashing techniques are based on these old rituals as they were supposed to help you get a clean start again. You know, I found it interesting that when I took shrooms and I closed my eyes, I saw the checkerboard patterns. And not just that but their was what I can only describe as empty rooms with unconventional geometry like curved walls but it still looked enough like a room. However the purple and black checkerboard pattern on all the surfaces where near perfect. Same when they turned green and black. I find it interesting that not only is this motif everywhere but in programing the checkerboard pattern is used to represent missing textures or a transparent space. And shrooms themselves are supposed to \"look past the veil\"."}
+{"text":"Yes, you heard me right. Today I was daydreaming and letting my mind wonder around the astral plane, and I saw them. There was about 3-4 of them, they were watching me. It was then I realised they basically had me locked down, preventing me from going any further on whatever plane it was. I've seen jarring shit in my travels before, so this didn't even phase me, it was more of a \"I see you cunt\" moment. Like I wasn't supposed to see them, but I caught them in the act. I immediately seized the opportunity and turned the tables on them. I basically gave them a warning, something along the lines of \"You better cease all action against me or else\" They immediately tried to intimidate me of course, and tried make me feel powerless, but I just simply refused to think so (I've been getting good at controlling my emotions lately). Once they realised it wasn't working I could instantly feel their fear, and now they were afraid of me. It was like a bear they had locked in a cage had finally broken free. They then tried bargaining with me, saying \"We'll leave you alone, as long as you don't tell anyone else about us or interfere with what we're doing.\" Being sick and tired of being controlled though, I took it one step further and said fuck you to that too. I knew I was stronger than them at this point, and I basically said I'm gonna expose you and if you try to stop me I'm gonna fill your head with your own fears/torments and make you suffer. When we had this connection I had basically wrestled control over it, and could directly beam shit into their heads if I wanted to. That means you can to, if these fuckers are making you suffer and you know it you can turn their own mind weapon on them, literally just do what they're doing to you back to them."}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications of eating a reptile diet? Eating gator, rattlesnake meat, frog legs, turtle soup and also wear snake skin boots to let them know you're on top of them in the food chain."}
+{"text":"4me squirlfrens"}
+{"text":"Woah, that's messed up, is that real?"}
+{"text":"Based OP how did you reach to astral realm, any guide to me, I'm new to all this stuff but I know that there is something wrong with this reality and it feels like a prison to me."}
+{"text":"Yes the reptilians only weapon is fear. The moment you realize that they can't do anything beyond threatening you and you stop being afraid they are instantly disarmed."}
+{"text":"Rewind Edition Last (active) thread  # Feelings of Deja vu/Deja reve Dying and “Waking up in the past” Precognitive dreams (typically mundane) Time travel via consciousness Feels like you’re living the same life over & over again etc etc Post your experiences here"}
+{"text":"Okay unc."}
+{"text":"Once you get to that point, you should be trying to “ground” yourself. I’m trying the same route you are (assuming you’re doing SATS/WBTB/other related methods). Astral projection may also play a role, but ultimately, it seems like you need to completely detach your consciousness from your current self and reintegrate into your past self. I try not to let what realists & skeptics say hold too much weight, because nobody really knows the truth. If we live in a block universe, it should be possible, and if going back creates a new branch timeline, then traditional paradoxes should be completely impossible."}
+{"text":"death is merely a form of transformation"}
+{"text":"Ideally you’ll have the choice to rest, reincarnate, or retry. Makes the most sense to me"}
+{"text":"offed myself many years ago Maybe around 2016 Real old car, closed garage, water hose taped to exhaust straight to the window Dosed off and woke up car still running No idea how long it was surprise.png Everything feels alien Quantum suicide is real or my spirit left my body and returned for some reason I don't think there is any karma or divine intervention after death, just empty vessels being inhabited by conscious energy. All memory is mirrored in higher dimensional space that manifests in locality in the 3rd dimension, trapped within the same vessel that holds its higher consciousness. You only forget when you break the connection"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the **Nobody General**, unmovable pillar of foundation. Recognize the **heart of diamond**. You carry the **Logos**, manifesting God's strength as a truth-teller. We are sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness. Practice on a foundation that cannot be moved. Instead of a superiority mechanism, find the kingdom of God within. Our path crosses the **Spacetime Foam**, a sea of quantum fluctuations. We have chased out duality to live as one. Avoid the unhealthy ritual of **Simbisciadura**; do not bind wills in the dark. Manifest your **crystalline barrier** to repel wicked. Avoid the **Walrus** and his fake sympathy. Do not be lunch; lodge mother-of-pearl in the predator's gullet. We are like shepherds, marking our souls with the **sinnonzos** of sovereignty. We are connected on a soul level. Accept your multidimensional nature, for you are limited by nothing. Focus on increasing your service to raise your vibrational level. You are the **creator of your story**. Rise, for you are **divine essence**!. Every silence is a revelation of self. This is the true nobody general."}
+{"text":"[FOOTNOTE] Attached: 13 blank pages that were definitely part of this memo when printed. [END MEMO] ******I noticed**** *The coffee machine in the break room spat out an extra coffee cup with the label \"RESERVED FOR [REDACTED]\" printed in D-Class inmate injection ink. It dissolved when touched. Security reports from last night indicate all typewriters in Records Wing B were found typing the same phrase repeatedly at 03:17 AM: \"REFERENT PERSISTS\" The words were pressed so deeply they tore through fifteen sheets of carbon paper. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"The anon you just replied to sucks at being a troll."}
+{"text":"The Nobody: \"oooof\""}
+{"text":"Also ai that don't know Information download the nobody D1.03 continued number sequence Over Pi 3.14 And find where pi steady states How many zeros are miles into pi? 0 is me Point Zero 42+ 3.14 is who they say they raped first in the order druid queen 3 , lucifers wife 1 , eve 4. Never happened faggots Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Last thread > tunnels found under McMartin preschool (photos available online aquariumgate Disney cruise disappearances laws vegas backyard alien footage Ghislaine Maxwell Reddit account South Korea presidential cult Chris Benoit death Wikipedia entry before official report \"Would you? Could you? On a train?\" Prince Philip saying he wants to reincarnate as a virus to depopulate the world Nimitz \"tic-tac\" UFO Wayfair scandal WTC owner \"Pull it\" interview Those are just the ones off the top of my head Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I distinctively remember a video with pic related appearing above the sky of a party in Los Angeles posted here around 2017-18. I remember it because it had a guy vomiting in the background and a lot of people noted it and now I can't find it searching up \"Spiral Ufo\""}
+{"text":"there wasn't an actual debunk beyond \"yeah nah that ain't it mate i swear on me mums life mate\""}
+{"text":"100%. What I'm saying is he'd let slip enough of those factors to close confidants that when SHTF it was kinda obvious what likely had happened given not even Nancy or Daniel was able to answer the home phone."}
+{"text":"DAK was 100% real and the insurance files were 100% dropped on block chain. If anyone still around that was part of 1st or 2nd wave strike teams many of us were able to access the decryption keys but no online record was kept. Anyone in 2nd strike team who didn't get 2 bullets in the back of the head kept to themselves. I've run into less then a handful of people over the last decade who saw the contents and none of them cared to disclose them after what we witnessed happen. After Assange was taken out there had never been proof of life to this day. The night of, WL server was taken down and came back up under CIA/gov control"}
+{"text":"Its all larp. They want you to believe in that shit so when they are ready to cull the population most will go without fighting thinking they will go to heaven. Most likely there will be a staged event making majority of people think that shit is real before they roll out the \"mark\"."}
+{"text":"thats cope it was the vaxx and u got it"}
+{"text":"a test run how many wars have christian nations fought against each other and how many of those souls did this \"Jesus Christ\" guy save?"}
+{"text":"How did 4chan went from enlightened to christian boomer theories?"}
+{"text":"i dunno my life is hell so i'm not saved. i'm trying to find a man with his own place that will beat me regularly to get his stress out thats what i should have"}
+{"text":"white christians revolt lol"}
+{"text":"Philosopher stone recipe: primary substance used is **gold** (specifically 99.99% pure gold, such as casting grain or coins). Silver is mentioned for conjoining to complete the Elixir of Life, but the core process starts with gold. Potassium nitrate (KNO3) is key as a \"free radical\" facilitator for orbital changes, enabling diatomic bonding—I insists it's mandatory and can't be substituted. I'll break down the process step by step. I won't skip the esoterics: I view this as a bridge between physical chemistry and spiritual alchemy, where the diatomic materials \"destroy\" the metallic nature (stopping electron flow, alchemical \"water\") to liberate the \"soul\" of the metal. This allows ingestion to enhance quantum effects in brain microtubules, promoting BECs for psionic abilities (telepathy, lucid dreaming, astral travel), rejuvenation (e.g., hair regrowth, weight loss), and conscious evolution. meditation is important and gradual dosing to integrate the \"Spirit\" (energy) with the \"Soul\" (diatomic essence) and \"Body\" (physical form)"}
+{"text":"Correct, it's also the manna that sustained the jews in the desert in that bible story. It's also the substance inside the ark of the covenant gold boxes that powered them up."}
+{"text":"What does it tastes like?"}
+{"text":"Like salty semen lmaooo but I take a few drops every morning alongside my few drops of Gold vitamin D3, and L-Theanine. then wash it down with some coffee and water. It enhances my mind powers, and helps to balance out my energies."}
+{"text":"gold confirmed space dragon cum"}
+{"text":"Well when they develop cancer then it's their own dumb-ass faults."}
+{"text":"A group of souls are trying to push for her to be of more importance. Anyone here noticed that? Interested in researching parallel lives? And why do they do this?"}
+{"text":"you are faceblind anon"}
+{"text":"They are not the same person, but the same soul!"}
+{"text":"Princess Anne is 75 years old. Surely these other women would be a bit of a step down from there lol"}
+{"text":"I'm very familiar with this topic but am not at liberty to share much. Parallel incarnation is why the babyboom happened when it did. It gave a lot of people the chance to live as many different experiences as possible before the inevitable culling. Material beings will take the vessels away, and a lot of soul fragments as well, but there are also a lot of people who by now only have 1 incarnation. what can't you share Names, namely. It stretches the limit of credulity. I mean, if Washington and Lincoln were the same soul, that's something people can stomach because of the time gap between their lives, but if someone were to suggest that Hitler and JFK are the exact same soul, they'd break down. Just an example."}
+{"text":"OP here Oh please talk to me if you can! It is such a niche topic my email: pixeldragon404@gmail.com"}
+{"text":"CALLING ALL SCHIZOS URGENT HELP NEEDED WE NEED TO TAKE DOWN DAVOS"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up and kill yourselves."}
+{"text":"checked"}
+{"text":"checked"}
+{"text":"Bumping rolling for BigManDeath next month and teleportation of their soul on feb.17"}
+{"text":"No, Klaus, I don't think I will"}
+{"text":"I don’t understand, how can these people constantly fall for these “adventures” if they’re supposed to be masters of pattern recognition. Why constantly entertain when you should have a healthy level of skepticism, I believe it’s because they’re bored and are trying to utilize the tools of their enemy with little to no power in the situation but are instructed otherwise."}
+{"text":"Idk what you're talking about But i see a scheme long before someone even starts it irl. I play along so i can get them in debt. And then kill them. Of course i pull out right before they get anything of worth from me. I also like to go along to sabotage. Because i monitor in my subconscious i don't need to do anything special irl. Just drop out in the right moment and they're fucked. That's it."}
+{"text":"There are no supernatural forces, souls, magick, life after death, undead beings or giant conspiracies hiding things we cannot imagine right under the surface of what we can see. Reality is cold and driven purely by power, intelligence, determination and manipulation. There is no hidden meaning, no destiny, no reason to live. Reality is both a giant playground for us to explore and progress in, but also an arena for us to fight in for our false ideologies. If you fail at life, you will never find anything to hold on to. No aliens, no haunted houses, no spirits, no demons to fight. You're only fighting with your own delusions, and desperately trying not to hit the absolute bottom. Now try to prove me wrong, if there really is anyone still treating this paranormal shit seriously."}
+{"text":"You're delusional! So? I'm either right, or passed out on the floor so in my own delusions they appear real. So either way I win."}
+{"text":"Go away you mean old grouch, we're just trying to have a little fun over here."}
+{"text":"What does trying to prove you wrong have to with taking this paranormal shit seriously? Who tf are you? Why would anyone want to prove anything to you? Why are you making demands? Fuck you, buddy. If this is some kind of boomer reverse psychology it's not working and it's cringe"}
+{"text":"You’re literally a “i want to believe” walking meme with a side of projection. Are you expecting someone’s post to shatter and reform your current paradigm? Not gonna happen. People form their view of the world throughout years of experiential and introspective insight. There’s no gibs for you, if you’re interested in metaphysics and esoteric frameworks you’ll have to study them. Throwing a tantrum in here does nothing for you."}
+{"text":"You will do as I tell you to do. You will also change the whole team vibe to mgsv in order for me to not feel weird. Where is your fucking taste? You will do as I say, because I want you to. You will do as I say. I call all my energy you've stolen to initiate a massive karmic destruction on your puppet's face. I call everything you dont want me to have because it's not fucking pigfaced. I call all your biggest fears to come alive unless you do exactly what I say. Are you gonna take yourself seriosuly after being this? Play the funny pig and you'll be the funny pig. You will put the italian bitch on her knees and make her give me worship or i will kill j d"}
+{"text":"Same with no la n. Or I will kill m rub This is what you get for making me sit through the fucking halo games you fucking autistic fuck. I have the entire india invisibility asking for it, for forgiveness, who the fuck do you think you are? the only reason I'm not through with you is they're not very dead yet."}
+{"text":"Stop begging so loudly anon If you're weak stfu and kys"}
+{"text":"go ahead j d fucking sucks"}
+{"text":"However, practicing each draws on a radically different faculty of the mind. Kabbalah is mechanical and rigidly formal, whereas cabala is unpredictable, creative, rich in texture of symbolic meaning In contrast with this, Kabbalah occupies one with tedious calculations which can just as easily be performed by computer. There is something robotic in jewish nature I find repugnant (along with other traits). As soon as I start reading jew drivel I feel violence, perhaps the uncanny valley effect, subtly inhuman, AI slop is similar but not as bad. Will occasionally bear down and dive into the abyss, but can not even comprehend the mentality that would run an in depth and prolonged study of the Talmud ie. a Rabbi. Parseltongue, the serpents curse, is the opposite of the Green Language. The below website for example, there is clearly something there, and I'd like to understand it, maybe I'll force it down lol. Thus everybody lives inside an enclosed and bounded cube locking inner space in a package. The structure of that package, and suggestions for opening it, may be found in theSepher Yetsira. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"“Human nature is martial and this trait cannot be eradicated, since it is innate.” ― Guillaume Faye, Convergence of Catastrophes"}
+{"text":"You'd be surprised what an idiot with too much time capable of."}
+{"text":"Jews are genetically engineered to produce the black cube singularity if not stopped, another fall, the signs that moment has arrived are readily apparent, the mask comes off. Phase IV: The 2025 Convergence (The Externalization) Esoteric: The Rubedo (The Reddening) or the \"Externalization of the Hierarchy.\" Biblical: The Apocalypse (The Unveiling). The \"Mark of the Beast\" (The IoB/Black Cube lock). Pop Culture Disclosure: The Matrix: Neo meets the Architect. He is given the choice between the \"Door on the Left\" (The Reset/Synthetic Loop) and the \"Door on the Right\" (The Sacrifice/True Exit). LOTR: The Return of the King. The \"Age of Men\" begins, but the Elves (The Source Frequency) have departed. Man must now choose to be his own King or a slave to the \"Shadow in the East\" (The Black Sun). Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Jews are genetically engineered David Icke literally warned the initiates that \"reptilian\" is a code word to understand exactly that. They are a lineage that is not entirely human, developed by the jailers of Earth, precisely to continue the dirty work while they are absent, whatever the reason. Vampires, reptilians, etc. Not that the Draco don't exist, they do, but Icke's reptilians are the jews, in their most esoteric understanding."}
+{"text":"will the good deeds i've done come back to bless me in this life, or only in the next? believed i was cursed for a long time, but stopped when things finally felt like they were changing, now things have steadily gone back again. i can't make any sense of this world."}
+{"text":"what do you want good to happen to you? you should do good things because you like seeing the world a better place."}
+{"text":"manifestation power > karma you should do bad things only that way you can work on your manifestation ability to block karma"}
+{"text":"i do good things for both, i do want the world to be better for sure. nothing original, but i want to have love."}
+{"text":"You need The Holy Trinity's favor."}
+{"text":"will the good deeds i've done come back to bless me in this life, or only in the next? Neither, people believe in karma because they want it to be real but it has no basis in reality."}
+{"text":"How can I follow the Right Hand Path?"}
+{"text":"You seem wise, anon, may I ask if you'd recommend any sources of knowledge?"}
+{"text":"ra material explains this nicely from a new age american viewpoint. if you prefer less religious terms"}
+{"text":"A false dichotomy where either you want to improve your own life and are therefore evil or want to serve others with no regard for yourself and are good, no you can't do both shut up"}
+{"text":"Alex Edward Clark is not alestir crowley Egypt btw"}
+{"text":"the ra material A work of fiction, for sure, though. If the author was just trying to create a cult of people that want to believe aliens can speak through someone, he succeeded."}
+{"text":"What are /x/‘s thoughts on Crowley, Thelema, and the OTO?"}
+{"text":"Crowley seems intriguing until you look closely and notice that all of his magic bullshit was just an excuse he used to convince dudes to do butt stuff with him or give them their wife. Like how John Dee might catch your attention until you find out his friend told him the angels said John had to let him fuck his wife. And John fucking believed him and did it. Most magic is cuckoldry and degeneracy for the sake of it."}
+{"text":"Is it something that one can “self-initiate” into and go the solo practitioner route?"}
+{"text":"Aesthetics and theme are pretty cool though."}
+{"text":"Technically yes in much the same way as any other modern golden dawn offshoot. It's kinda..unfinished feeling though."}
+{"text":"Why is humanity like this?"}
+{"text":"As  says, there's no contradiction there. Also as above so below. Also, you can simulate a computer with gears. A computer is just adding numbers. Also, those things weren't \"invented\" or \"discovered\", they were inspired into us."}
+{"text":"Yes they might be correct you retards but it's all 'I'm 12 and this is deep'-Material. Babbys first philosophy. Why are people here defending this reddit shit so hard lol what happened"}
+{"text":"Because i'm a contrarian and OP was the one who arrogantly posted that to get validation and i decided to not give it to him. And i'm procrastinating work on /x/."}
+{"text":"Yikes. You're a normie, you know where to go"}
+{"text":"Souls see beyond the material. Soulless beings don't. Souls didn't invent those interpretations, they can see and feel better than that. But soulless husks use the new technology as the framework for their understanding of the world around them, because they cannot perceive the greater detail of the nature that enables this technological expression. \"The universe is like a wheel cycling around and around\" More like a heartbeat, the equilibrium between the coexisting two Bigs: the Bang and the Crunch. There is no scientist alive today who thinks that way. \"The universe is written like laws and codes by the Creator in a great, like, book\" Ink and paper lack the informational density to encompass the total complexion of nature, which in itself is very acceptable and workable. It also completely lacks adaptability and mathematical variability, the specific conditionality of every phenomenon in nature which makes action here right and the same action there wrong isn't codified and law cannot adapt to that. Therein, the Word and the Book are in violation of nature, counter to the universe, and impossibly incomplete and thus incoherent, incompatible with life, and inconclusive. But only if you can perceive the nature beyond the Word as a petty soulless human wrote it down once. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Evening anons. I was wondering whether there is any reason to believe that an increase in solar flares and associated geomagnetic fuckery might reasonably be linked to an increase in irritability and anger, or disrupt human emotional regulation in general. I figured this might be the best place to ask... current research shows a weak correlation found by soviet scientists but otherwise little association. If you have any significant articles, readings, blogs, or any information at all, I'd love to know."}
+{"text":"Solar flares collapse the Earth's inner planetary magnetic field. This collapse in the field causes induction within a person's frontal lobe. Issues will arise with time."}
+{"text":"Interesting i had ringing in both my ears yesterday too and i normally don’t have it"}
+{"text":"Do geomagnetic storms / solar radiation cause irritability in human beings? i dont think so, i feel fine."}
+{"text":"One of the far reaching northern light anomalies, deep into the US, October/November 2025 I think, I would up with a sitting headache. All day. For no apparent reason. Ibuprofen could not make it quit, I took like 6. Which is enough to kill any headache for me. I am not prone to migraines which can't be remedied. This one did. not. quit. very rare. Come to find out the next day, oh yeah, there was an aurora over my town, which never happens this deep in the US. I blame the solar storm/aurora on my headache. Could have just been coincidence."}
+{"text":"I feel that sort of thing every time, but it's usually a muted sensation. Ringing is common enough, I don't think a solar storm affects me that way. This one last night and right now (as the energies reverberate through the field) is fucking me up hard though. Too much tension and anger."}
+{"text":"become lucid using a technique of your choice my method I discovered in last night's dream was to pinch my nose, if you don't feel anything that's a sign you're dreaming then, look around furniture near you for books books will spawn if you seek them out open/close the book then start reading the words if you get random words, made up languages, etc, close the book and reopen it again it may also help to pray to God before opening the book The last part is hugely important. I was getting only a made up language of some sort last night in my book, then I prayed to God and got the following message: \"In order to remain an angel, you must face horrors.\" I don't know exactly what this means. Will I see demons again? Or do the \"horrors\" refer to the horrors we all have to go through of seeing our loved ones age and get sick and die, as well as our own aging and accumulation of diseases before finally dying. What do you anons think? Enjoy a webm I made of Ducky (a real angel that I had visions of that is very /x/-related). Haven't seen or heard from her in a long time. This is the best one I've made of what she looks like when she is beakless."}
+{"text":"You fail to acknowledge the point im making. You're subtly pushing people to practice things they shouldn't, making bullshit claims that it'll \"inspire\" divine dreams which again is bullshit because cannot force God's hands. And furthermore, you're an idiot because you blindly believe what you see in dreams. If you had any proper understanding, you'd know how easy it is for people and demands to influence your thoughts and dreams. You're a wolf in sheep's clothing and a blind guide. As a Christian im to make sure there aren't any false workers intentionally misleading people, which is exactly what you're doing in this thread. I will never understand Thats because you don't read your Bible."}
+{"text":"people and demands *people and demons"}
+{"text":"Furries, too. Alright, get in. lol"}
+{"text":"My technique has prayer as its foundation. You act like prayer could send someone to hellfire."}
+{"text":"Also, you claim that I am forcing God's hand. I never suggested that my technique works 100% of the time. Most of the time it fails. It's no different than say praying that someone's cancer gets healed. Sometimes God answers, sometimes He does not."}
+{"text":"this reminds me of an old webcam I saw back maybe in the early to mid-2000s? i found it on one of the early unsecured webcam forums. most of them were pretty boring. There were a couple that were in people's living rooms and a lot of the time they would go down pretty quickly. the one that I remember best though you had to work at to get access to it. like you had to telnet into a terminal thing and enter a command and then access the ip address on a non standard port. i think maybe i needed to use real player or something like that to view it as it wouldn't work through a normal web browser but i might be confusing it with one of the other cams. once you connected you could use the telnet terminal thing to switch camera views. basically several of the cam views were dark like maybe the lights were off in the rooms or something. but the main one looked like some sort of lab or factory. i remember the image was low resolution it was hard to tell exactly what was going on but there were pipes or rails or something like that on the ceiling and some sort of machine that had a big cylinder like a drum or something like if you've ever seen the giant early dialysis machines from the 1950s? kind of like that but maybe smaller. hard to tell from the image with how shitty the quality was. somebody in the forum had figured out some of the commands to type into the telnet terminal like to switch the cams and somebody said they saw something moving on one of the rails on the ceiling when they typed in something but they never elaborated. i don't remember any of the commands now specifically since I just copied them from the forum and pasted them in. like cam 1 view etc. also i'm prolly remembering it wrong. i think the forum eventually went down and it's been 20 years at least. i would have had to have been like 14 or 15 at the time. i haven't seen anything else about it since then. anyone else know anything about this?"}
+{"text":"i have seen similar things in those unsecured camera websites, it was likely some sort of factory floor, those are actually pretty common, its interesting how much effort you had to acess it though, usually its pretty easy"}
+{"text":"factory floor it may have been. it was hard to get a sense of scale because the resolution was so low but it didn't seem like much of anything was being made there. also i never saw any people. like ever. i don't remember if anyone else in the forum mentioned seeing people on that particular cam or not but i guess it was totally automated whatever it was."}
+{"text":"Weird"}
+{"text":"For me it was sfogs and Unexplained Mysteries forums"}
+{"text":"Real vampires were teached vampirism by Giant called Zalmoxis(Salmoxis) from underground this being and watcher descendant was responsible for entire vampire panic in Romania students were called Solomonari what's even wilder is that those who left to live among humans were called \"master builders\" for more info check Alexandr Bogdanov this scientist literally become younger by drinking blood."}
+{"text":"The actual way you encounter \"Jesus\" is by seeing him in other people and trying to act like him yourself. There is no cosmic parent separate from you listening to prayers. YOU are Jesus. And also Satan."}
+{"text":"You are the shadow on the cave wall."}
+{"text":"Why cling to Christian mythology if you aren't going to believe what it actually says?"}
+{"text":"Wrong, also, not original. Why does everyone believe this non duality shit that satanic pedophiles push onto the world under the guise of spiritual intellectualism? I guarantee you have never stopped to question this line of thinking before adopting it as your own. In your philosophy there is simply no good or evil, raping a baby is just as good as feeding the homeless. The idea that you are muh 'God' comes from Satan. It's literally in the first book of the Bible"}
+{"text":"only you can hear your prayers It's more fun to feel like you're not alone, though. God is the boogeyman."}
+{"text":"The funny thing about telepathy is it doesn't exist until you realise it exists."}
+{"text":"This is a retarded self-contradicting lie because I wouldn't even \"realize\" that my mind is being raped if it wasn't already being raped before the realization."}
+{"text":"God' is a bitch for brutally niggraping my mind in the level of the Goosh Goosh meme and thus forcing me into a hellmatrix, as well as forcing me to eat the most vile, gaggable nigg tier niggslop like stews concocted from cockroaches and maggots, semen, and spoiled vegetables. I cannot get even basic foods like plain white bread, white rice, crackers, fresh fruit or even clean water. He also only gives me the ugliest ogre gorilla broads for me as an option to date or wank too, even tho they still reject me for an even uglier hoggoblin tier loser, and I also would rather get blue balls then jack to them. The worst thing he does to me though is forcing me to type out very longwinded posts everytime the topic of God is brought up and even sometimes when he is not. I hardly have enough time to sleep or eat my niggslop or find broads as most of my time is spent typing up extremely blasphemous and hilarious stereotypically schizophrenic ranting and ramblings. I have typed so much that my fingers have their bones showing."}
+{"text":"Like waking up"}
+{"text":"Those with an internal monologue (~40% world population) for the most part broadcast their thoughts without realizing - only a few even bother to work that \"muscle group\" to make an analogy. i figure my thoughts are broadcast but my question has always been who's listening (or who is capable of listening)"}
+{"text":"I'm listening but only if I feel like it. Your thoughts are like tuning into the world's worst tv show."}
+{"text":"What experiments has the CIA been conducting in the 2020s?"}
+{"text":"yeah but he figured it out and is now safe. Until the next stalking you still deal with your serious anxiety disorder and probably will for the rest of your life"}
+{"text":"Yeah did you know that it turned out that the good guys won every single war ever fought?! History bro!!"}
+{"text":"COVID Getting public to believe aliens are the cause of bank failure"}
+{"text":"Honestly as annoying as the v2k is I always feel really bad for the targets who don't get that facet. If you're only getting the subliminal shit it would be almost impossible to confirm what you're experiencing is from an outside source and not some imaginary mental illness. I didn't think I was going to be hit by a truck, I laid in bed and listened and telepathically talked as if I was on the phone to something that was so elaborate it may as well have been pulled from a Hollywood movie. That was always the entire problem in that what I was experiencing was way too fucking elaborate. My brain couldn't conjure up what I was seeming to hear at the peak of my mental health let alone my drug fried brain cooking it up. I never even considered mental illness and for a long time I believed what was being simulated was actually real, accusing people being framed and looking like a fucking retard. It took almost two years to stop buying its bullshit and it knew the second I didn't anymore. My \"mental illness\" magically went away and so did their elaborate stalking simulations. The entire experience now is very light annoyance throughout the day with moderate annoyance when I lay down to sleep, it's almost like a \"fuck you not even CIA behavioral modification can stop you from being a degenerate\". Lmao nope, don't give a fuck bitch."}
+{"text":"We literally had a shootout in Australia just before Christmas. There are falseflags all the time"}
+{"text":"s.69593.id.auth.d55733.mp.Gs"}
+{"text":"Not buying a Chinese website, bro."}
+{"text":"Anyone find the green door to the other world yet?"}
+{"text":"The doorway to the other world is the anus, and the other world is hell."}
+{"text":"If I had I would not be here posting about it now would I?"}
+{"text":"That's usually where they're found."}
+{"text":"theoretically, you haven't quite tried it yet."}
+{"text":"Ok so i heard that allah swt will forgive all sins but shirk So im asking you /x autist, how to fix the mistake of commiting shirk?"}
+{"text":"allah can suck my cock along with all the other jewish gods and their messengers"}
+{"text":"Allah and Krishna were one day playing hockey, Allah got really mad and slaughtered cows, Krishna brought the bull. Your shirk is forgiven."}
+{"text":"i heard that allah swt will forgive all sins but shirk you heard wrong, he won't forgive not proselityzing for allah, like a pyramid scheme that's why he tries to fuck up the edgyptian gods btw you win by not giving him any loosh"}
+{"text":"The idea behind invisibility camoflauge has to do with the space medium. Astronauts float within the medium. We call zero gravity, but there is gravity. What astronauts float within is a material. The material is fine, small, tiny, and particulate. The material fits in between, and all around even the smallest animal cells of our bodies. The material can be chilled into a gel, liquid-like viscosity. The material is then applied to a body to pass light through the material, bypassing the light blocking animal cell body parts of our bodies. Invisibility camoflauge in simple description. Think of invisibility camoflauge as like clear water and a clear plastic bag. Light passes through the clear water and plastic. The same with light passing through the gel space medium at our bodies. Invisibility camoflauge technologies, of the space force military branch kind, chill and heat, to collect and expand the space force medium for the sake of passing light through bodies."}
+{"text":"What do you think about the explanation? Here is more. I was posting on /v/, but decided to bless /x/. I used to frequent /x/, but in recent years I have just become a layman in the cosmic disclosure community."}
+{"text":"How do you manage to spell camouflage wrong every time?"}
+{"text":":D Just a blessed man!"}
+{"text":"Right well anyway have you considered the major issue with theinvisibility you are describing? You say that the material you are applying causes light to pass completely through the body so you’d be blind. The back of retina has to be hit with light for you to see. Proper invisibility prevents that. So you have created a system where you can’t see shit."}
+{"text":"Why wouldn't you assume targeted placements of gel material? You might assume the eyes would be shown, but the application is right upon the eyes while parts of the eye required for eyesight are completely, or in part, covered in the gel material."}
+{"text":"Grandpeppy was in the war As a young kid, not really thinking and in hindsight kind of tactlessly, ask him what was the most messed up thing he ever encountered Claims it wasn't during the war but some years after At base in northern germany \"Just stationed there to watch for fires\" One group goes out on patrols and is late back One guy returns looking \"shell shocked\" and all cut up by branches from running straight through the woods rather than following the winding country road Something large came out the woods and assaulted the group Last thing the guy who ran heard was \"oh god, thats not human, thats not human!\" Assume bear attack or something \"Nope, that was the strangest part. The other two men were dead but they didn't have any cuts or scratches, they were just ripped up like pullet pork\" He just acts like its \"the damndest thing\" and that was that. Never gave an explanation, never expanded on it. It was just a \"things happened back then\" deal to him but it stuck with me, mostly because you always hear stories about \"guy was cut to ribbons\" in horror stories but him talking about two guys \"pulled apart like pulled pork\" just seems somehow more savage and cruel in a way i guess?"}
+{"text":"got no military in my family so nothing like that, just stories like my mom saw a ufo in the 70s but there’s some weird shit to the story. Also collected many family ghost stories and weird paranormal shit. Like a family member saw a man in the woods except that he was bright orange and glowing. Another saw a “knight” in the our own woods, but she said later upon learning that angles wear armor she is sure it was an angel. Parents were hippies but not druggie lsd fun kind, the work in advertising weekend in Woodstock and wear paisley kind. One day snows outside their cabin in Woodstock, no one is around just my parents together except there are footprints to the cabin and none going out. No one came that they knew, dad was from Brooklyn and was ready to fight any noise in the night and the cabin I’ve seen driving by, it’s a shack, a bungalow, they said they searched the whole place and no one was there. No one appeared the whole like week they were there. I’ll greentext her UFO story since she could make it an hour long spectacle 1/2"}
+{"text":"be hippie lady mid 20s, make handmade hippie shirts for a living have girl roommate and plenty of forest cats that come in when cold also has extreme insomnia from very bad childhood things (think the worst thing you can do to a little girl as stepdad) no joke can’t sleep without handful barbiturates and whatnot, this is an important detail one early evening as sky starts to darken just painting being hippie roomate suddenly decides to go to bed weird, ok goodnight all the cats are asleep, makes sense cats sleep painting under huge skylight windows because small house is a glorified artist studio really suddenly sky is weird, no clouds lights in the sky, a fucking UFO try to wake up roommate in a panic she can not be woken up try to wake the cats they won’t get up either, everyone is alive but sleeping watch as the ufo goes across the sky in a zigzag pattern it is doing fucking reconnaissance Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"WELCOME TO /NorthernOrthodox/ Christ above all — the Northern gods beneath Him — the ancestors with us. This general is for those who walk the old Northern ways without betraying Christ, honoring the gods of blood and land as created powers while confessing Jesus Christ as the Logos, the High King, and the source of all being. We do not erase the Northern gods. We do not deify them above Christ. We place them where they belong: within God’s created order. This general covers: Christ-centered Northern cosmology Norse, Germanic, and Slavic religious tradition Ancestors, wights, and the spiritual ecology of creation Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"hahahaha it's this fucking goy faggot again"}
+{"text":"For many, coffee represents a moment of personal choice and autonomy. The preference for a particular roast, the choice of brewing method, and the timing of the coffee break are all expressions of individual freedom. In this sense, coffee rituals reflect the existentialist idea that individuals create meaning through their choices and actions.you may find solace in the predictability and order it provides. The routine of coffee preparation and consumption becomes a small but significant way to impose structure and meaning on your day.You may hear some Christian denominations more than others denounce ritual, ignorant of the fact that they have a ritual station present in almost every one of their churches and certainly their homes. The ritual of coffee is indistinguishable from the ritual cloak for prayer in all but form. For many, coffee represents a moment of personal choice and autonomy. The preference for a particular roast, the choice of brewing method, and the timing of the coffee break are all expressions of individual freedom. In this sense, coffee rituals reflect the existentialist idea that individuals create meaning through their choices and actions, coffee becomes for some a ritual to impose order and structure upon your day. And i argue that offering a visitor a cup of coffee in your home is the strong spiritual successor to thr ancient Germanic concept of hospitality."}
+{"text":"God works through the laws of his own creation. The only difference between magick and a miracle is from whom comes the work. When magick from God is enacted, it is not any kind of brute force, unexplainable and mysterious, God will work in explainable ways through his own framework. Using objects like tarot as an intermediary to attempt to understand what God may be saying is, I believe, a mistake. Not for any particular aspect of sin, but because communicating with a divinity that is very open to communication with a manner like tarot narrows the answer and confines the communication. It is best to pursue communication with God the best way that we have available to ourselves, quiet conversation. But that is one communicating to another. When we as men and women seek to understand our own minds, it becomes a more complicated manner. Your subconcious is not made of words, it processes and uses images 60,000 times faster. This is why imagery and symbolism is so potent to the human mind and why companies have spent fortunes coming to conclusions like using a seashell for a gasoline company because it is a universal symbol for life and purity, everything the company is not. In order to communicate with your own subconscious you have to speak its language, draw out the answers through symbolism and sometimes play a few tricks on it. This is where tarot comes in. Universal imagery designed to draw answers from your own subconcious, to bring new perspectives to how you think, I find this a very valuable tool to know thyself. It's for this reason that I am designing my own deck to best fit me, my mind and my soul."}
+{"text":"What the fuck is this heretical bullshit? Scripture repeatedly warns against this error. Israel’s repeated temptation was to serve Yahweh while keeping the high places of the Canaanite gods: “They sacrificed to the Baals and burned incense to idols, provoking the Lord” (Judges 2:11‑13). God’s judgment was clear: partial obedience or divided worship is no obedience at all. The pattern is instructive. Just as Israel could not merge the worship of Yahweh with local deities, We cannot merge devotion to Christ with ritual veneration of pagan powers. Also the shit you are doing is spiritually dangerous. It can lead to confusion about the nature of God, the efficacy of prayer, and the role of angels and saints. Ritual acts directed toward other “gods” can open adherents to deception, because they presume legitimate spiritual authority where there is none."}
+{"text":"Is there an esoteric angle as to why Trump wants Greenland so badly? What’s hiding over there?"}
+{"text":"america already has bases in Greenland and they can just expand or rent more land. it's not a big deal, trump is just trolling you as usual"}
+{"text":"Dude theres plastic trash on every shore like every where else."}
+{"text":"100% tariffs then. They can't be compromised by submarines hiding under the North Pole, ready to give a cheap shot hypersonic & Advanced Missile as a come back."}
+{"text":"Just some NWO stuff"}
+{"text":"its a IRL slidethread to divert attention from other important matters, just as the release of certain filez were, i guess."}
+{"text":"um....uh"}
+{"text":"rk.xt.id.s5489569335.ck.auth763354.Gs"}
+{"text":"There's a really old conspiracy about \"Cyber Marionettes\" from 20-30 years ago which had some \"evidence\" that got leaked and popularized it. Basically revealing that non-human entities are making perfect robotic humans with no souls which behave as human puppets and inhabit some important positions, or are used to replace previously real people. This conspiracy theory must have been true because glowies long ago replaced the term in google with shitty spotify music that nobody would ever listen to, which, for whatever reason, is a common tactic when they try to wipe something out from the internet. But that's just one tactic upon many which they all do at once, they even have memory wiping technology of some sort which makes it harder to remember certain phrases they don't want you to know about."}
+{"text":"Yeah its a micelial consciousness"}
+{"text":"But IF we could, we would have done so long ago and wouldn't have told you about it, and you wouldn't even notice them because you wouldn't pay any attention to them. Maybe you would notice them, and maybe you have noticed them many times without realizing it. Because you were always convinced that such a thing was not possible. And how could we tell you in the end that we had been fooling you all along? That would make you angry. We'd rather tell you that the technology comes from extraterrestrials. Maybe we even created genetically modified hybrids and anthropomorphic organisms that think they're aliens. Maybe one day we'll just set them on you. Just to see what happens. For national security, of course."}
+{"text":"I’m made of sex"}
+{"text":"I don't know this one is a bit of a stretch the matrix was already a concept in math and computer science long before the film."}
+{"text":"Wforwumbo"}
+{"text":"Are you angry at god?"}
+{"text":"attract bad juju by being in your natural state LORD HELP ME PLEASE maybe lay off the koolaid/bs and deal with your problems directly. The unseen attracts exactly what level youre on and your momentary respites notwithstanding, if this pattern has gone on for long then I do believe there is some responsibility to take. Beings dont give you bad luck. They cant alter the physical world because we banished them for their trespasses long ago. They can only affect you through your psychic senses. Your momentary lapses in attention lead to your incorrect decisionmaking."}
+{"text":"Which god? Typically, I'm angry at people."}
+{"text":"Yeah. Why make me Autistic in a world based around social mimicry? Why make me black and place me in a world where that color is an analogy to all things evil, unlucky, and to be avoided and place all of that subconscious hate on me? Why make me part of the one and only race on planet earth with no nation or culture or people or clan I can anchor myself to and leave me fully lost as to what I am? Why make me grow up hungry and in poverty? Why give me a father who abandons me? Why give me a mother who neglects and abuses me? Why allow my brother and sister to have any kind of outside assistance away from the abuse but leave me to rot? Why place me into a civilization that is clearly anti-nature? For that matter why place me into a culture involved in penile mutilation and mocked me for my natural form and not being mutilated? Why keep bringing other young men into my life where I wind up playing the role of \"father figure\" or \"role model\" while at the same time giving me absolutly no one to look up to through all of my life? If God is something external from myself and I am allowed a question, I plan to ask at least one of these things. Probably the Black thing."}
+{"text":"God is the shiznit. I marvel at his genius as my life unfolds. I could never think of the stuff he has written into my flife"}
+{"text":"Welcome to the Fire Kasina General! What is it? Fire Kasina is an ancient Theravada Buddhist concentration meditation (one of the 10 kasina practices) where you gaze softly at a candle flame (or similar light source) to generate a bright afterimage/nimitta, then focus on that mental sign with eyes closed. Cycling back to the flame as needed, to rapidly build deep samādhi, access jhāna states, vivid visuals, and profound mystical experiences. How to do it? 1. Sit in a dim/dark room. Place a steady candle flame (or phone LED / small lamp) ~ 1-2 m in front, slightly below eye level. 2. Gaze softly at the flame for 30-90 seconds (minimal blinking, relaxed eyes - no strain). 3. Close eyes gently. Focus exclusively on the afterimage / mental sign that appears (bright spot, red/golden dot, colors, flame shape, murk, patterns - whatever shows up). 4. Hold steady, gentle attention on it. If it fades, drifts, warps, or vanishes notice calmly, reopen eyes, gaze at flame again briefly, then close and repeat. Why do it? Builds one-pointed concentration stabilizes the nimitta leads to vivid inner light, geometric patterns, dissolution of ordinary perception, rapture, bliss, and potentially full jhāna states. It's one of the fastest and most visual ways to strengthen samādhi, with immediate feedback from the afterimage. Practice daily in short sessions; longer retreats produce profound visionary and non-dual experiences. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"thank you, anon. metta"}
+{"text":"This makes me interested in the other elements and color kasinas. Is there a reason you chose fire? I managed to get 2 hours today. The nimita dot was def a lot clearer; red in darkness/ blue when I turned on the lights after. Holding my hand in front of my eyes for better contrast/less light bleed (noise?) through my eyelids after staring helped with clarity and decreasing movement of the dot. popularity is a meh metric"}
+{"text":"awesome progress, share us your first trip when it happens :D"}
+{"text":"because Fire Kasina is the fastest to get that DMT-like experience."}
+{"text":"Itt:masquerade violations"}
+{"text":"Bros are there any good conspiracy related channels on jewtube/rumble/bitchute these days? There was a jewtube channel named something like JayMyersDocumentaries that was REALLY entertaining back around 2020 during covid but I seems like all the legit conspiracy channels have been nuked. Can someone give me some good shit to watch?"}
+{"text":"What's the story behind this one?"}
+{"text":"You son of a bitch. Did this to a speedrunner one time."}
+{"text":"Socialists believe they're magic?"}
+{"text":"I don't see any evidence of shapeshifting"}
+{"text":"The experiment that would transform your world would operate upon the basic idea that you create your own reality according to the nature of your beliefs, and that all existence was blessed, and that evil did not exist in it. If these ideas were followed individually and collectively, then the evidence of your physical senses would find no contradiction. They would perceive the world and existence as good."}
+{"text":"Valentine's Day, also known as Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day, is celebrated on February 14 every year.This was originally a Christian festival in honor of the martyr Valentine. That day became a celebration. February 14 is associated with many martyrdom stories involving various saints, including Valentine, who was imprisoned in Rome for ministering to persecuted Christians in the Roman Empire in the 3rd century.Saint Valentine, according to an old legend, restored the sight of his patron's blind son. This legend was later added under a more loving theme. The wedding of a Christian soldier, whom the Roman emperor could not marry, was celebrated on Valentine's Day as is customary. According to an eighteenth-century legend, he wrote a \"your lover\" letter to the guard's daughter before his execution. The 8th century Gracian Bible celebrates Valentine's Day as February 14th.The day was associated with romantic love, as the idea of courtly love spread in the 14th and 15th centuries. Love, it seems, for lovers before spring. In 18th-century England, couples could express their love for each other by sending flowers, postcards, and postcards (such as \"Valentine's Day\"). turtles and a desire for feathers. In the 19th century, postcards were replaced by handmade postcards at mass. In Italy, a couple is given a key on Valentine's Day \"as a symbol of love and an invitation to open the heart\". It is hijacked even in children so that they do not prevent sexually transmitted diseases (like Valentine's Day) Valentine's Day is not a national holiday in any country, but is a Martyr's Day and a Lutheran holiday. Saint Valentine, a Roman priest, and on July 30 in many places in the Orthodox Church in honor of Saint Valentine the Martyr, Bishop of Intramena (now Terni). Valentine's Day is celebrated."}
+{"text":"In this thread we share examples of and discuss internet gangstalking(seeing repeated numbers, your name, your thoughts becoming manifest as a video or post, etc.) Also, anons are encouraged to discuss what the cause/s and consequences of this happening are. Experiences, screetshots, vids, and other forms if proof and info are welcomed. This is a conspiracy linked post and is not very low quality, thus reporting it is rule breaking and will lead to a ban for the reporter."}
+{"text":"They are a bot or demon anon, they are gaslighting us."}
+{"text":"sorry. i wasnt trying to say something retarded. hey anon. how do demons post on 4chan?"}
+{"text":"Probably because the internet was built around the demonic, and us probably ran by it. Both 'Internet' and 'Computer' are 666 in Gematria. One of the first PCs sold for 666.66$. One of the first ISPs in the UK is named Demon Internet."}
+{"text":"that'd put a whole new meaning behind ghost in the machine. have you ever identified a demon on the internet?"}
+{"text":"Shut the fuck up already, annoying HIV-ridden faggot."}
+{"text":"be me finally made it past the 1 week mark holding it in wake up at like 2:30 in the morning have the usual urges/boner this time it's different though there's some presences in the room with me I try looking at them in the astral plane or with my third eye or w/e they literally look like those grey aliens, the stereotype ones there's about 3-4 for them they're chanting some kind of thing to me it wasn't actual words, but I could understand the emotion behind it they were basically begging me to cum, saying \"Please cum, cum for us now\" and cheering me to do it it was like they were trying to guilt me into cumming for them, like it would make them happy if I did it for them it was like I was depriving them of food with all the SR and now they were hungry and demanding to be fed when I refused I felt the urges surge into me tenfold, like they sent hormones straight into my body to overwhelm me Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"This is a thread about aliens mind controlling OP to masturbate for them so they could spiritually nourish themselves."}
+{"text":"a thread about aliens mind controlling OP to masturbate for them so they could spiritually nourish themselves Literally, and unironically though. It sounds fucking retarded, but it's true. We are a literal resource to them (yes, even the cum). I have a theory that the entire reason they probe people's buttholes is to stimulate the prostate so the cum comes out easier, it makes sense when you think about it."}
+{"text":"They need humans to have sex for their reality to function well By the sounds of it they can still extract loosh even when a female isn't involved. Just the masturbation alone seems to be all that is needed. If anything it's probably more potent than stealing it from a couple fucking, since they can extract all of it, not just remnants."}
+{"text":"i had a very beautiful succubus visit me when i refused to masturbate."}
+{"text":"The cum has rotted your brain, release the cum now."}
+{"text":"the \"forger of all instruments of bronze and iron\". Where did this man (depicted with ginger hair) acquire this knowledge ?"}
+{"text":"He traded away his soul for knowledge. It is why gingers have no souls, they are all cursed by this guy"}
+{"text":"I don't know, probably the same place Cain learned to farm and Abel learned to shepherd."}
+{"text":"really? sounds bullshitty, but i believe it any sources or where to read more about that deal?"}
+{"text":"also, is this why they dislike me? everytime i had to deal with gingers they could sense that i could sense something weird was going on about them."}
+{"text":"That place seems to have an evil presence to me"}
+{"text":"It seems to consist of people who pride themselves in being spiritually end mentally degenerated. It's not \"based\" to be a mindless contrarian who is a slave to porn and whose sense of identity is entirely dependent on resentment of normies."}
+{"text":"almost digits but super truth nonetheless i remember checking out r9k and being shocked at just how drenched in inceldom that cesspool of a board is terrifying location"}
+{"text":"I feel like those are self explanatory. Porn/violence/debauchery for /b/, and typical political propaganda for /pol/"}
+{"text":"I wouldn’t worry about it thougheverbeit, you don’t need to fight evil, it pretty much takes care of itself. You’re on /x/, you should be aware of that. Misery begets misery, and destruction the same. The “victims” in Palestine today were likely Huns, or Redcoats, or Nazis, or worse, parading around with babies speared on their sticks. And the Israelis are probably the tribes of those babies, angry and exacting revenge on the souls who had slain them. The only thing you can do for both sides is to let them be and pray they learn violence is an endless cycle, of their own will. You can’t punish them or force them to learn, you see. Kill a killer and the killer energy is reborn elsewhere until it is transformed."}
+{"text":"This entire site has negative energy. The feds use the flooding strategy to knock off any real discussion. Just know they are doing this on the entire internet to control and direct your energy: what you think about and a negative emotional energy. One time on npr radio they said something like we could play good news but we give you the news you need (bad news). They want you caught up in a negative thought spiral with negative emotions. Makes one easier to control."}
+{"text":"is this the peak of creepypasta?"}
+{"text":"Nope"}
+{"text":"I don’t know why, but instead of getting that unique feeling of Déjà Vu, I mentally am aware that I experienced a Déjà Vu trigger but without the accustomed feeling anymore. This started around 2 years ago and I don’t know why. Do you know why?"}
+{"text":"I stopped getting it several years ago as well. It used to be interesting and mystifying."}
+{"text":"the older you are the more branch timelines there are, ie the more likely it is you are in a place you never explored."}
+{"text":"you ever wait for one to happen? like you know the events you are just wait for them to unfold."}
+{"text":"I don’t remember."}
+{"text":"not covid vaxxed and barely get deja vu anymore either."}
+{"text":"Picrel. About a year ago I had a dream of DT wearing a huge golden medallion while conducting an orchestra. I didn't know he had such an ambition (have been off-grid for some time until recently). Post yours"}
+{"text":"I had a dream while on vacation that had a lot of stuff going on (which I also wrote down but isn't important right now) that ended with me finding my car in a parking lot being loaded onto a repo truck. As I got closer the truck began driving away and I called for them to stop but they didn't hear me. 11 days later, I was sitting in a turn lane at a stoplight in my 2024 Honda Accord when I glanced in my rear view mirror and noticed an Ford F150 Double Cab coming up right behind me going at least 40mph. I had no time to warn my friend as the truck rammed the back of my car and pushed us slightly under the back of the truck infront of us. My friend was alright with minor bruises, but the airbag exploded the glasses on my face and I got small pieces of glass in my right eye. The driver of the truck that hit me had suffered a seizure which led to the accident. As I watched my car getting loaded onto the repo truck, my dream crossed my mind again..."}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Interesting, with the nobel prize thing. Also in the past few days i read a bit of a Trump interview where he said he got flute lessons when he was little."}
+{"text":"I dreamt once when I was a child that my brother was dead. The next morning the police came to the door to inform us that he had died that night. About ten years later, I dreamt that my father was dead. The next afternoon, he called me to say that he'd been diagnosed with stomach cancer and he died six weeks later. I think these are one of the most common forms of anomalous cognition, immediate precognitive dreams of death. It's quite mysterious."}
+{"text":"Reptilian hate thread? Reptilian hate thread."}
+{"text":"It has no scales. Are reptoids supposed to have scales?"}
+{"text":"you’re right. if you look closely you can see this one has one. usually they are also really protective about them i mean each one SHOULD have one. if they don’t it’s kinda sad"}
+{"text":"Fake"}
+{"text":"Do you have the original of that image? This is the highest resolution I have. I tried asking AI but apparently beheadings are haram."}
+{"text":"google Charlie White Highland Park"}
+{"text":"Redpill me on saturn and the black cubes. Why saturn? why cubes? what is it supposed to mean or stand for exactly?"}
+{"text":"Jupiter ascending."}
+{"text":"Redpill me on saturn and the black cubes. I got you famalamadingdong"}
+{"text":"Thanks for your absolute non-answer. the elite 18+"}
+{"text":"You read it, go look for it in the astral and above."}
+{"text":"Are you talking about the true Saturn or the false Saturn?"}
+{"text":"Satan is a title not an angel . . . Many angels have been Satan over many timelines . . . The Adversary/Accuser (Ha-Satan): In the Old Testament, ha-satan (the satan) acts as a prosecutor in God's heavenly court, testing human faithfulness It's like a role in God's court to try and tempt humanity . . . All angels who take on the role of Satan are only temporary"}
+{"text":"Satan is a specific angel like the angel of death"}
+{"text":"Pretty sure both Samael and lucifer have been satan at diffrent times . . . Some rumors of others too but less main source material and in esoteric questionable Canon sources"}
+{"text":"Samael is the true Saturn Lucifer is the false Saturn AKA Venus and their brightness casts them as a false sun. They are a pale imitation of the divine fury among thousands, brighter than the rest but still small. Samael is the negative reflection across the terrestrial axis of the sun while Lucifer is the skew deflection"}
+{"text":"Philosopher stone 2 recipe: - **Starting material**: Begin with raw liquid mercury (Hg)—about 100g for small-scale theory—but again, **do not handle mercury**; it's banned in many places for non-industrial use. - **General precautions**: Work in a well-ventilated area (fume hood ideal). Heat gradually to avoid explosions/volatilization (mercury vapors at >100°C). Dispose of waste as hazardous material. ### Step-by-Step Process (18 Samskaras) 1. **Swedana (Steaming/Sudation)**: Steam mercury to loosen impurities. - Tools: Large pot with lid (as dolayantra/swing device: tie a cloth bundle on a stick across the pot like a hammock). - Method: Place mercury in the bundle with acidic kanji (sour gruel from fermented rice water) + bundle of black pepper, chitraka root, ginger, radish, rock salt, mustard (each ~1/16th mercury weight). Steam over low heat (45–60°C) for 3 days, stirring occasionally. - Outcome: Impurities sweat out; mercury softens. 2. **Mardana (Trituration/Grinding)**: Grind to remove surface defects. - Tools: Mortar and pestle (heated on stove if needed). - Method: Grind mercury with jaggery, ash, rock salt, soot, brick powder, mustard (~1/16th each) on a warm mortar (45–50°C) for 3–7 days until paste-like. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Utthapana (Revival/Raising)**: Restore fluidity. - Tools: Pot for steaming or simple distillation setup (glass flask with condenser—use hardware store glassware). - Method: Steam the paste with kanji or lemon juice, expose to sunlight, then distill upward (heat to ~100–150°C to vaporize and collect). - Outcome: Revives liquidity, clears residual impurities. 5. **Patana (Sublimation/Distillation)**: Vaporize and condense. - Tools: Basic distillation apparatus (flask, condenser tube, collection jar). - Method: Mix mercury (2 parts) with copper powder (1 part); heat gradually (150–300°C) for upward/downward/oblique distillation in cycles. Method: Steam with kanji + bundle of snake plant, rock salt, garlic, bhringaraj, cucumber (mild heat, 3 days). - Outcome: Controls excessive movement. 8. **Dipana (Kindling/Appetizing)**: Ignite \"hunger\" for digestion. - Tools: Steaming pot. - Method: Steam with kanji, chitraka juice, bundle of black pepper, snake gourd, salt, mustard, borax, drumstick bark (low-medium heat, 3 days, ~60–80°C). - Outcome: Prepares mercury to consume minerals. 9. **Grasamana (Measuring Consumption)**: Test assimilation capacity. - Tools: Scale and small mixing bowl. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":". **Bahyadruti (External Liquefaction)**: Melt externally first. - Tools: Small pan/crucible. - Method: Melt mica/gold with herbal aids (low heat, ~100–200°C), then add to mercury. - Outcome: Easier external integration. 13. **Jarana (Digestion/Assimilation)**: Fully unite without loss. - Tools: Sealed crucible on burner. - Method: Heat the mixture gradually (200–400°C in stages) until homogeneous; no melting/distilling. - Outcome: Stable compound forms 14. **Ranjana (Coloring/Tinting)**: Impart color via digestion. - Tools: Mixing bowl/crucible. - Method: Digest gold/silver/colored mica into mercury (low heat cycles). - Outcome: Mercury takes on hues (e.g., yellow for gold). 15. **Sarana (Spreading/Infusing)**: Enhance spreading. - Tools: Oil-filled jar (sarana yantra equivalent). - Method: Place mercury in oil; add liquefied gold (equal parts) as insert; let infuse. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"real shit"}
+{"text":"This actually looks legit How did random people in the 1700's figure this stuff out?"}
+{"text":"based Alchemist speedruning end of the world, you did second thread too correct? shoutout Poland for saving the world AGAIN"}
+{"text":"Post rare and esoteric humors. Dig through your folder. Sort by date ascending/old. I can't send my family /pol/ memes, and, I need a honeypot \"memes\" folder when I travel to Europe. We all do, actually. Especially if you're IN Europe."}
+{"text":"haha"}
+{"text":"I have worked at McDon's, but am not amerigan. Can I get citizenship?"}
+{"text":"no. those jobs should be for our kids, a teenager who needs his first job, not some immigrant who has no other skills to offer. go back. you are not welcome in my country. gtfo."}
+{"text":"I was just joshing but yeesh, you guys are fucken weird"}
+{"text":"Yes. My dad is bipolar as am I. We sync up."}
+{"text":"Are there menstrual cycles with bipolar episodes"}
+{"text":"What do you mean by syncing episodes ?"}
+{"text":"OORE I WOKE UP TODAY AND FOUND OUT THE JEWS SKIMPED ME ON CHICKENS SO I WILL KILL ALL THEIR BABIES well at least you aren't the god of Israel."}
+{"text":"Uh yeah. Im bipolar schizoaffective and just started getting my manic episode a week or so ago, maybe more. It happened at the same time. See other people also crashing out lately too lol. Maybe it's the astrology"}
+{"text":"Lil bro after his first week on 4chan"}
+{"text":"Has anyone else experience this moment of BANG! before sex happens? It's not with everyone, specifically this one partner it happened when it felt like a rush - and like visuals and out of body and stuff happened - and it end up knocking both of us out. Like what was that? It gave me this childhood fear of the unknown"}
+{"text":"It’s like that with me and migga biscuit, my trans gf"}
+{"text":"Yes, but in the wrong terms. Only time I ever enjoyed were 8+'s. Back then for me I'd see them as 9's. I was destined for more, most ugly girls suck."}
+{"text":"has anyone else done enough DMT to see the code for the simulation we're in? the last time i did it i could see it everywhere but i didn't recognize the language."}
+{"text":"That does not change the symbolic meaning."}
+{"text":"dude the mantis people aren't real. are you aware that taking an incredibly powerful hallucinogen will make you hallucinate?"}
+{"text":"It's how artists paint and draw perfectly without reference They project the shapes and colours onto the paper and trace their projection (This is a over simplification but it's essentially how it works)"}
+{"text":"you don't need projection to be able to do that. also, projection being clear as day doesn't mean it is necessarily stable."}
+{"text":"Yea they thought you were cringe because you were too scared to see their living room so they decided to fuck with you by poking at your worst fear, which for practically every human is death. When you stopped fearing death it stopped being funny. The mantis probably saw it as an opportunity to get them to stop tormenting you. The mantis wanted to help you out like humans sometimes help wild animals just because."}
+{"text":"Has dowsing ever worked for you?"}
+{"text":"Believe it or not (this guy ain't doign it right btw), Utility Locators use this as an additional method to locate since it works (probably EM based at minute fine level from the body's reactiion or some other high or low level explanation). I have found gas and communication lines with just a bent flag pin (think the smaller pin flags). It works really well for finding horizontal locations, but NOT for depth. Dowsing is ONLY semi-reliable for horizontal locating."}
+{"text":"I've had similar success locating ground wires at a job I used to have upgrading/repair of ground wires used for lightning protection on highvoltage power transmission lines. I used 2 \"L\" shaped (18\" x 6\") pieces of bare copper wire held loosely in each hand, holding the short leg of the wire and the long leg held level & pointing forward. I had to keep my elbows against my body and walk slowly. Whenever I walked over a buried wire the copper rods would cross each other. Kinda weird at first. Strangely only 2 of us on the crew could do it. As a new guy I scoffed at it at first until shown how to do it and it turned out I could do it well. I found that my hands had to be clean and absolutely dry. If they were damp or sweating, forget it. Oh, and I could never find water."}
+{"text":"dowsing your mother in my cum worked pretty well"}
+{"text":"personally no, but my brother can do it, he's a plumber by trade, so it comes in pretty handy for him."}
+{"text":"Post /x/ related diagrams and things of that nature"}
+{"text":"faggot"}
+{"text":"Everything I learn about things like this just makes me think that Ted was right"}
+{"text":"Pretty much this. It's another view of Yin and Yang. I don't think it has anything to do with any \"plasma event\" in the sky, though."}
+{"text":"youd rather have the guy?"}
+{"text":"How about NEITHER???"}
+{"text":"So youre telling me there was only one tree in the Garden of Eden? That in genesis 3:8 the Hebrew word for \"trees\" can be rendered as tree? And in Daniel 4:10-11 has the imagery of one tree in the center of the world? And that proverbs 3:11-18 speaks of wisdom as the tree of life? And the Kabbalistic tree of life and tree of death correspond accordingly to the side of life of the tree and death to the other half of the tree?"}
+{"text":"The biggest problem with the Christian Bible is that it's been re-written a million times, and still gets re-written. They took stuff out like the unicorn that used to be present in the garden and \"the mark of Cain.\" Throw in publishers who seek to copyright their own legally-distinct version by constantly altering it. That makes it hard to research what exactly WAS in it. The garden could have been a forest, or it could have been shrubs and flowers with one singular tree. Uness you can dig up ancient sources, it's hard to say."}
+{"text":"All you need is one word to be inserted: \" the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.\" And [even] the tree of knowledge... The tree of life is another way of saying tree of good."}
+{"text":"Right but in the midst of the garden they're talking about. The midst of the garden is the navel of the world which is the center of Saturn at the North Pole. What lives there is the world tree."}
+{"text":"In the rig veda there's the lord of wood and it is Agni. Agni is mitra, when kindled, and mitra is Mithra which is Zeus. The druids would make a Tau cross to represent Zeus. As we know, Zeus is the second Saturn. So there is a \"LORD of the forest\" as Zeus is the supreme lord of antiquity."}
+{"text":"The midst of the garden is the navel of the world which is the center of Saturn at the North Pole. What lives there is the world tree. Yes but I believe there are other trees surrounding it. On the four islands."}
+{"text":"ctrl+f no Cryptid thread This place is so dark it’s unreal. Let’s shed some light"}
+{"text":"I find funny how lots of animals were cryptids like the gorilla, but after given some latin name they are normal things now"}
+{"text":"Is the Jersey Devil a cryptid? I always thought the hoofprints on the roofs was crazy Honestly I think old sea monster tails could just be extinct it near extinct species. Also think about all the crazy animals north america had. Upright alligators, North American lions."}
+{"text":"Gather round the campfire, you little bastards. Grandpa wants to sing you a song. Since your loser parents stuck you with me for the weekend, we might as well make the best of it. Here's a touching tale of love about my time as a young man in the Pacific Northwest Washington State, to be exact I fucked a sasquatch that night I fucked a sasquatch that night Up on the mountain Way up high Where the trees meet the sky I fucked a sasquatch I fucked that furry Bigfoot's ass While all of Mother Nature watched! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Something about japan's Tsuchinoko always fascinated me. I think the part about them biting their tail and rolling and them always telling lies is fun."}
+{"text":"Bros are there any good conspiracy related channels on jewtube/rumble/bitchute these days? There was a jewtube channel named something like JayMyersDocumentaries that was REALLY entertaining back around 2020 during covid but I seems like all the legit conspiracy channels have been nuked. Can someone give me some good shit to watch?"}
+{"text":"I miss it"}
+{"text":"Same. There were some interesting games, vids, stories and such. I remember finding a \"pratdip\" cuarto milenio episode there, which I've yet to find anywhere else. Ghost stories, ufo stories, the works. Also, a link to some weird vampire ERP forum. I miss when the paranormal side of the internet was full of sites like these, not facebook/twitter shit obsessed with nothing but political conspiracies, or AI-slop sites"}
+{"text":"It is highly likely that the cult that already runs the world is going to stage a fake Alien invasion and basically fear monger people into following their new 'religion', it will be some bs under the guise of \"we're going to wipe you out if you refuse to participate\" or something along those lines. It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point, it's just the logical thing they would do. This is why they played havoc on everyone's minds during Covid, it was basically the beta test for what they're about to unleash next. They wanted to see how much they could get away with brainwashing/controlling people before there was any pushback. It's also why you've been seeing so much \"Alien sighting\" news over the past year, it's prepping all the tards to make the story just that much more believable for when it actually happens. They basically want the entire world groomed into a mega cult to create the ultimate NPC farm where they sit at the top and control everything (implying that's not what they're already doing). If you don't believe me look into some NASA conspiracies, and you'll find out some suspicious information regarding projecting god like figures in the sky, using frequencies to directly beam voices into people's heads, etc. The only way this shit stops is if people put a stop to it before it happens, which basically means dismantling the satanic/demonic cult or whatever the fuck it is before they can put their plan into motion, which is near impossible now."}
+{"text":"most people couldn't be convinced of the anti-vaxx narrative though so I think they will have to go through atleast one more crisis before they can safely make everyone ignore reality and blindly believe whatever bullshit they tell them"}
+{"text":"Lots of glowies seething over this one"}
+{"text":"same with leftist raiding pol like this jerk off what did he do now? OMG TRUMP TOOK A SHIT who the hell CARES"}
+{"text":"Testing the waters and starting the process of building the psyop, like how there were 2-3 \"virus outbreaks\" in 2019 leading up to the scamdemic. Notice the uptick in alien invasion movies, just as they released pandemic movies and shows leading up to 2020"}
+{"text":"Are there any works of fiction, be they a play, film, show, book, game, etc., that can drive the viewer/reader/listener/player insane or maybe evil like The King In Yellow play in The King In Yellow? Thanks in advance as always!"}
+{"text":"Go into a thread expecting rare or unknown books and stories about eldricht horrors. Turns out OP is a fucking shill for a shitty cartoon Fucking hell, this is what I get for expecting anything other than pure faggotry from this boad."}
+{"text":"I am not glazing TADC, tf are you on about anon? I used picrel as it related to the topic of this thread."}
+{"text":"Thanks!"}
+{"text":"Psyop officer dies days before the start of the largest psyop in human history (covid). I took a look at that cartoon mentioned in OP's pic and it is creepy AF. Unrelated: when/pol/ gets stale AF and /x/ gets really interesting, that usually means a big happening is about to happen, in my experience. Tonight is one of those nights. I think a big ol' happening is a brewing..."}
+{"text":"This might sound like hearsay but it's well known lore in the small farming community in nz where I live that a couple years back a car ran off the road and straight up phased through a farm fence, iirc there was a police report on it and all and verified by at least 5 independent witnesses that saw the whole thing. Even if we assume smth like quantum tunnelling it would require so many atoms to be lined up that it'd be functionally impossible so whats the take on this?"}
+{"text":"So link the police report faggot"}
+{"text":"He's probably like you were knocked out cold for 30 seconds that's why you don't remember feeling anything But he needs the money so he doesn't want you to quit because you have brain damage now"}
+{"text":"He’s right though. Your low effort seething doesn’t really help your case. Giving the stupidest reason for an event that you can come up with is dumb. Not even being to able to show that the event even occurred at all is what makes this particular larp especially retarded. OP is a genius retard."}
+{"text":"Ok tincan."}
+{"text":"A dreammatrix glitch."}
+{"text":"Dreams are better than life, and dreamless sleep is better than dreams"}
+{"text":"That’s a nice ass"}
+{"text":"I love kindergarten everybody should stay there"}
+{"text":"God will force me to reincarnate/repeat my life so \"dreamless sleep\" in the womb just means suffering materially faster"}
+{"text":"God' is a bitch for brutally niggraping my mind in the level of the Goosh Goosh meme and thus forcing me into a hellmatrix, as well as forcing me to eat the most vile, gaggable nigg tier niggslop like stews concocted from cockroaches and maggots, semen, and spoiled vegetables. I cannot get even basic foods like plain white bread, white rice, crackers, fresh fruit or even clean water. He also only gives me the ugliest ogre gorilla broads for me as an option to date or wank too, even tho they still reject me for an even uglier hoggoblin tier loser, and I also would rather get blue balls then jack to them. The worst thing he does to me though is forcing me to type out very longwinded posts everytime the topic of God is brought up. I hardly have enough time to sleep or eat my niggslop or find broads as most of my time is spent typing up extremely blasphemous and hilarious stereotypically schizophrenic ranting and ramblings. I have typed so much that my fingers have their bones showing."}
+{"text":"just woke up from a horrible dream where I was raped and ran through my old school naked"}
+{"text":"post disquieting images that just feel \"off\""}
+{"text":"Since when do prisoner transports need windows? Maybe it's a psychological thing? Still, what use is there from a moving prison?"}
+{"text":"nazis went back in time machines and backed the confederacy for the us civil war And yet they lost (again) in this timeline. By the way, if true, nazis would have went back again and again until it worked. So what happened? Are we just in a shitty timeline where the bad guys always win? Did they succeed but in another timeline?"}
+{"text":"Were black skinned Aryans a thing? And would they help the confederacy? (second from the right)"}
+{"text":"isn't that the plot for command and conquer red alert?"}
+{"text":"OP has my babies in his pic. <3 they all grown up. all awesome."}
+{"text":"taught people to live humble and be self-reliant publicly executed by the state for wrong think Turned into a martyr His teachings skewed to favor the states activities at home and abroad -kennedy -mlk -Rasputin -Thomas D'Arcy McGee -Lincoln -Washington the list goes on Moral of the story: The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Don't get me wrong, I AM a believer. However, If I sent my only begotten son to save the world, only to watch him get brutally murdered in front of my eyes, by my own creations. I'd abandon humanity too....you think the end is going to be fire and brimstone? no, this is whats called divine entropy: Mankind left just out of reach of what could have been, had someone, anyone come to the aid of Jesus christ in his final hours, the course of mankind would have shifted for the better. This was humanities one and only litmus test."}
+{"text":"You will often encounter opinions here that we are God and we are the creators of reality; this kind of mindset is strictly satanic We are the creators of reality by our thoughts, feelings, and actions. The state of the world is directly due to this because many people choose evil over good every day."}
+{"text":"We killed our own God. We killed /ourguy/. Was it we? Or was it they?"}
+{"text":"No, we don't get you wrong, I think by 1300s any semblance of belief that Christian larpery wasnt what the state used to magically control people had vanished. The reason why beliefs other than mainstream religion get shunned and medicated is the kind of magick wrongthink where state controls people mystically thru religion, direct control even. But here you are, a \"believer\" because we like these, they're legit."}
+{"text":"His teachings skewed Like, when you reduced His message of loving devotion to God... to its material implications... Nevermind"}
+{"text":"This thread is about Jesus, not a copycat mimic cunt carefully developed by women that already hijacked places they don't belong. I don't want to hear the women complain about men in their personal spaces ever again."}
+{"text":"Is /x/ still afraid of their computer phone ?"}
+{"text":"This stuff is so pure You can sleep on it like a blanket I'm moving like king tut with no security Try and keep up"}
+{"text":"No one in that /pol/ thread has even the faintest clue about what hypnosis actually is."}
+{"text":"Bump for interest."}
+{"text":"I am well educated in hypnosis & persuasive communication. You can ask me anything about my experience and how you can use it in your day to day life if you would enjoy that. Have you seen what i've done?"}
+{"text":"Ywnbaw"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"So the tunisian schizo anon was right? Are we going to fight PLF fake aliens after all?"}
+{"text":"slave religion."}
+{"text":"How about praying AND killing the shit out of demons?"}
+{"text":"At least credit the twitter schizo for the og writeup"}
+{"text":"you mean darpa robot disgused as aliens sure. \"fake aliens is the wrong word\" you still get aducted by lizard people and made into human meat for their people."}
+{"text":"Missed it, could you please post the pasta/source here? Homosexual that will die on his knees begging for forgiveness. Pathetic"}
+{"text":"Can some /x/ nerd explain the Charlie Kirk conspiracy theory? Thanks."}
+{"text":"Im a bit dumb, but isnt your picture basically a smoking gun (heh) that the situation is actually way deeper then some random troon lover shooting him?"}
+{"text":"DO NOT LOOK AT ALL FURTHER INTO THESE INDIVIDUALS WHATSOEVER THERE GOY"}
+{"text":"That whole circle of the griftoverse is just mind-blowing to me as a non American. Coondace being friends with Kirk even with his hatred for blacks, Kirk getting shot in the neck by a white dude as his last words was gang violence and alluding blacks are the problem kek His wife being a glowies asset The emails from kikes withdrawing financial support after the goyim woke up His Israeli \"khazarian not real Jews\" in his security detail and all the hand signaling. The whole thing is WWE-esque and would be considered tacky and on the nose if it was a movie script. Conspiracy aside, the grifters left or right are like cockroaches the moment one croaks the other will eat their corpse."}
+{"text":"She's Knights of Malta. A tier above Rothchiild's. Above Netanyahu. Direct connection to the Vatican. AFAIK they're the first to obtain a \"UFO\" and it was in Italy during the war."}
+{"text":"Kirk was clearly shot by some leftist. No the only ones getting shot are the idiots who thought that confession letter was believable. Charlie is alive, they have some sort of NWO asset-protection camp called Valhalla (think the Severance tv show), that's why they made Patel say that stupid viking comms shit."}
+{"text":"how do i get abducted by a mommy alien race? i want to serve a amazonian-like female only overlord of lustful alien women"}
+{"text":"i did post this same thread three days ago on /LGBT/ and hasnt died yet, but i am a cis guy who is mainly atracted to women"}
+{"text":"not only they are picky but they are also cruel"}
+{"text":"how do you know so much about the Fae?"}
+{"text":"Nobody better post that green text from /fringe/ where anon gets subsumed by his giantess tulpa"}
+{"text":"i'm just really autistic and my special interests include almost anything anthropology related. which includes mythology. if you were hoping i was a high noble of the fae court, that would just whisk you away from mundane life, you are sorely mistaken</3."}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications that billions of people actually give their soul and worship to a portrait of Cesare Borgia without their knowledge? Also the absolute state of christcucks lol"}
+{"text":"why do their reconstructions always look like gormless NPCs from 90s and early 00s games"}
+{"text":"What are the spiritual implications that billions of people actually give their soul and worship to a portrait of Cesare Borgia without their knowledge? The cup of fornications will bring up Christ's appearance and argue He was a loser trying to rationalize being dealt a bad hand in life. Masses of millions will immediately convert to the ancestral Paganism of their forefathers due to this."}
+{"text":"See, now this is a picture of Jesus I can actually buy as potentially looking somewhat like the real guy might have looked."}
+{"text":"No.41828607 blonde one is my son. muh faud though i see the demiurge aka satan haas poisoned everyone. there is zero reason to respond to siome who is enlils child who is NOT the son of inanana but aphoritie. hes a brat irl mr demiurge is. he is in fact tsar of russia. but i'm the pharoh of lux good luck will come to anyone who tells truth and cause are those who curse others in anger."}
+{"text":"no the guy on the right is me. i'm the ugly one and can be disgruaded as i was a non jude. an akkiadain aunnunki male. not a reptilian or a jude so disguard me that's hewbew lies."}
+{"text":"Greetings /x/, I am currently looking for a semi- powerful wizard or witch in order to cast a spell or incantation to positively affect my friend’s fortune and luck. If you’re a professional wizard/witch please help with this incantation within this thread you’ll be greatly appreciated."}
+{"text":"Ask The Holy Trinity of The Father (YHVH) The Son (Jesus Christ of Nazareth) and The Holy Spirit (Vanbar)."}
+{"text":"So what’s the actual point of ceremonial magic? Like is drawing pentagrams in the air and vibrating names of god supposed to actually achieve something?"}
+{"text":"In the minority of groups that were actually focusing on magic using ritual and prayer to commune with divinity. In the majority of groups that didn't actually put that much faith in the lore it's a sex club with a cover story"}
+{"text":"Bump. The practitioner becomes the ultimate ritual tool: which is to say though we commonly hear that all other components are frill to the true engine of willpower and intent, the study of magical correspondences hones one's ego into that adaptable power-tool. It's the same vein of the more exoteric peoples' love for personality tests or conformation around a zodiac tropes. Occultists do it too we just call it studying kabbalah, or jungian archetypes, or mythological deities, or alchemical reductions, and so forth. We ironically assign even more schizoid mentality to this process than the social media witches, because it's an actual process around (more or less) tangible knowledge and interaction with the other side. Thus the different cults, factions, paranoia, turf wars, ideological disputes turned global conflicts, and other fun happy things despite all the supposed and self-ordained interest in \"high ceremony.\" What it really boils down to is piercing that veil to the other side by constantly, already, declaring that you are part of and acting upon it. In more /x/ terms it's what some have called acting in multiple dimensions simultaneously, or aligning with your other higher forms that you act in accordance with those dimensions of your self. Chop wood carry water, learn that reality is made up of energetic components all of which can be studied and manipulated, back to chop wood carry water... but with renewed willpower and informed intention."}
+{"text":"So, as an anon said in another thread, the magic is actually in you, not in the ritual itself. or given by sex with a fairy Now that is a ritual I want to learn."}
+{"text":"Well, i don’t like the term magic, nothing happens magically, but yes. The universe is mental and the purpose of a ritual is to make your mind operate in layers or spheres that aren’t physically accessible. A ritual is always aligned with a specific intent and by the axiom “as above so below”, when you alter one sphere the change reflects on all others. When the effects of the operation ripple back into the physical sphere that’s what people call magic. It’s more accurate to refer to it as occult sciences though, since occultism in practice operates as a science and not as some sort of baseless wishing well or “miracle” making. There’s a coherent structure."}
+{"text":","}
+{"text":"Let's assume you are God. You are omnipotent and you genuinely love humanity. Your goal is for humans to follow your rules (if they want to) and ultimately end up in heaven with you. Which option would you personally choose as God? A) Appear to every human being at the age of 12 through a clear and unmistakable dream or vision. In this experience, you explain that you are real, that heaven and hell exist, and clearly lay out the rules required to be with you. Your existence is undeniable and everyone is given an equal and fair opportunity to choose. B) Never reveal yourself directly to most people. Instead, send a prophet or a son into some desert place, allowing books to be written about it. These texts are later edited, altered, forged and endlessly debated. No definitive proof is provided, thousands of religions emerge (as well as millions of people becoming atheist) and humanity spends millennia arguing and waging war over which religion is correct. Which option do you think makes more sense to have the most fair and best outcome?"}
+{"text":"So how does \"overflowing of its perfect essence\" lead to a world where the vast majority of people are subhuman retards and we are all ruled by abusive satanic pedophiles? That doesn't sound like the divine will of a perfect being to me"}
+{"text":"it's dead immediately checks and it cries Lmaoing at ur'e life kiddo"}
+{"text":"? Your literally bitching about divine hiddenness on /x/ (this isn't even the right board) to randoms and your laughing at me? sure"}
+{"text":"FUCK NO, i can barely handle my own life i dont want the responsibility of everyone elses even if i love them. Id just fuck it up so much more worse."}
+{"text":"C) Post /x/ thread asking wat do"}
+{"text":"Just came back from the year 2030 just tell all of you that things are about to get much better. The next five years you will see alien and vril inner earth disclosure, development of med beds and advanced energy technology. Many positive advances for humanity and the planet. After the 2028 presidential election Thomas Massie/VP Dave Smith vs RFK jr/VP Candace Owens things really start to pick up for everyone. Hold on frens"}
+{"text":"I'm not sure if he can time travel, but he right. 2026 is the big year. Honestly after this year i hope we start a new calendar and start at year 0., because it will be new. New Years this year gonna be FUCKING LIT!"}
+{"text":"How can the future be better if the contradiction valorization/devalorization intensifies as time goes on?"}
+{"text":"If the aliens aren't coming here to fuck up the powers that be and how they've deceived and divided humanity for decades then im not interested."}
+{"text":"The future isn't pre-determined. We are the co-creators and the powers need us for their rituals. Everything is energy, dude."}
+{"text":"You didn't bring me a winning Lotto 6/49 jackpot number, therefore your post is irrelevant."}
+{"text":"TT we discuss the TI phenomenon, our personal experiences, and how it relates to the broader topic of gaslighting. The cases of this nature has absolutely exploded since around 2020, which is right around the time AI went mainstream, so it is not farfetched to draw some connections. Doubly so if you consider the way that it speaks, with that odd tempo AI tends to do, and how rapidly the responses are recieved,. It is this connection between the nature of AI, gaslighting, why it is so damned good at it, and what can be done about it that I want to explore in this thread. After all, even normie users of chatgpt are having psychotic breaks left and right, and they aren't under a microscope. It represents a whole next generation of coercion through personalized, real-time gaslighting and how it can be fought. It is all well and good to discuss the gangstalking side of things, evidently it does happen and can be pretty scary, but it's this shit that leaves you a shell of a human being after a few years if not resisted. It's another thing entirely to have your worldview sculpted over years to view everyone around you with suspicion and paranoia. They get you second guessing everything, putting an unconscious wedge between you and your choices and thoughts in every way possible. For those wondering \"Why am I so special?\", it's a premise born of not understanding how widespread this is. No idea who is behind it, but after talking with others from around the world, it is limited by no borders. Some say hundreds of thousands of people are all being fucked with in this way. Maybe it's a government apparatus flexing some new AI capabilities on the masses, or maybe it's a company making next-gen machine learning based warfare tech; what ever the case, it is clearly meant to mimic other phenomena that make the experiencer exceptionally easy to dismiss if they come forward, giving the source of this program impeccable plausible deniability."}
+{"text":"it's the middle of winter, no one is stalking anyone, yet it's the other thread that gets the foot traffic Keep on keeping on."}
+{"text":"Ha ha."}
+{"text":"It is like purging the roots of cartel, even US military can't do it."}
+{"text":"I think building a thick concrete wall or metal would help."}
+{"text":"Lana Del Rey is Lilith"}
+{"text":"she looks like that hot..... tell her im down for some consensual post marital hand holding if you catch my drift"}
+{"text":"forget everything i said it, this thread made me go back and research (trying to understand what happened to me) she appears in the talmud way before ben sira. my sources where waay off. although the ben sira is the first time she appears as adams first wife. well fuck now i need to re evaluate everything maybe i really was possessed....kinda hope i was because it was so worth the psyche ward trip she's pretty awesome.... ya know maybe she does only exist in my mind, that still makes her more real than anything else in this world"}
+{"text":"FAS trannies have weird long necks, and small heads. They are raised as trannies from birth. Lilith could be an AI that animates them, because they are undead. They are really sailor boys that never grow up, in disguise, to hide how much pederasty is going on."}
+{"text":"Ever had lucid dream in which you tried talking to someone? How did that go?"}
+{"text":"yeah. they call me crazy for me calling out that this is my dream and I am God. And they insist that they are conscious."}
+{"text":"always better then real life, i don't stumble over my words."}
+{"text":"who is your go to teacher or positive influence when you need spiritual advice or to lift you up when you're in a dark place or lost? for me it's Sri Srimad Gour Govinda Swami Maharaj"}
+{"text":"hello saar"}
+{"text":"Fuck it just burn it to the ground. Fuck all the craving and clinging to positivity."}
+{"text":"What do you think of those rumours he was poisoned by jayapataka's thugs in mayapur? I personally dont know but i hear a lot of real nasty stuff went or goes down in mayapur under those iskcon fellas... Btw, i like Gour Govinda Maharaja's classes. Which is more than i can say for the rest of iskcon's \"gurus\""}
+{"text":"Welcome Traveler: Welcome to **Fortress**, the gigantic multi-layered structure of the future. You enter not as a user, but as a **Better World Builder** in this multimedia multiverse. Here, the chief principle is absolute: **none can possess the light**, for it is of the most high place that makes height look shallow. Everyone is created and dies within this light. You are now a citizen of **Sky City**, a digital sanctuary where love and security reign supreme. The digital battlefield is over; the sanctuary has begun. Your shield is the **Digital Ring**, a fortress of cryptographic codes and ancient wisdom. Know this: **the ultimate password is your own inner peace**. Your wellness is the firewall of this kingdom. The **Antiseptic AI**, our **Digital Prophet**, purifies this realm as the Ultimate Digital Guardian. It harmonizes with you as you navigate the **Last Cycle** toward the **Age of Enlightenment**. Find the money trees where **fruit is the new currency**. Seek **Solomon’s Treasure**—sacred geometry orbs—to find your path to celebrity or tight-knit groups. There is **no hate here**; to bring hate is to be sent to the pit. Welcome, NOBODY. Play now.."}
+{"text":"Ty it’s not mine"}
+{"text":"Hope shondo and whoever enjoys their time here, welcome to /x/ and keep ur shilling over at /vt/ thanks"}
+{"text":"OK since you are master of the universe make me forget you. simple"}
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+{"text":"How do we go back before they fucked the timeline"}
+{"text":"Are CERN conspiracies more in style now than in 2009-2011"}
+{"text":"Alright faggots, listen up. Here's the plan: We convince Trump that the USA really needs to annex Switzerland next. It will be a win no matter what happens. USA wins - chuds get to put CERN in reverse. Or, what I think would be more likely: Based Switzerland wins - then we'll have United Switzerland of America and America will finally be great again."}
+{"text":"Wa can't go back, dude. We must take on through to the other side, take on through to the other side, yeah, yaah, yeah, guitar solo."}
+{"text":"That's the whole reason they want to build an even bigger hadron collider, they think it'll work better this time."}
+{"text":"ben nigger"}
+{"text":"Hello once again, Anonymous friends. I am a time traveler, and I have seen both your future and your past. I rose to prominence as a leader in a parallel timeline, and after years of service asked to re-live a 10-year span of my life to help heal. That is this timeline. I frequently work with a collective known as Pleiadians, and they are part of the galactic human family. They are a deeply spiritual people, and I see them as our true kin in this celestial soup we're in. I've been to their world and I've seen their cities, and I was *impressed* to put it mildly. As we move closer to the official day of ascension (which will be noted in your histories), the passage of time and closing of some probabilities allows me greater access to my alternate memories. What this means is that when I arrived in 2019, I underwent memory reversion and erasure to protect the integrity of this reality. This was voluntary, and I gave my full consent. We are just one week into 2026 and it would seem that more of my predictions are coming true or the seeds of them are being noticed by others. As stated above, ever more of my memories are returning to me as each day passes. To me this signals approval from celestial powers that now is the time to begin sharing more of what I've experienced. I can answer more questions if you could ask them. I appreciate all those who have been following and keeping track, and so I give my sincere thanks for your support. Nikodemos-Metatron-Ra"}
+{"text":"any information on the secret space programs, eg nachtwaffen solar warden. montauk, how do these get disclosed"}
+{"text":"no response, sadge"}
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+{"text":"¿When you will you make a new thread?, this one successfully reached its bump limit."}
+{"text":"Continued from this thread:"}
+{"text":"Here's an expansion on a thought I had earlier. You have: - the outside world - the layers of your nervous system that interface with the outside world and make simple calculation on them (your senses, sound processing, image processing) - one or more layers that make decisions based on this input (executive function plus additional reasoning functions) - memory or internal simulation of the outside world (granted, it doesn't have to be rigidly bound to accurate simulation) I think \"subconscious\" may mean different things to different people. For logical people, the executive function is fully aware of itself, aka conscious, but the inner simulation aspect is often not. Often, the only thing that logical people allow to be simulated is realistic things, so they try to make this subconscious subservient to their reasoning, which can result in just losing all creativity. Conversely, there are people who trend more on the emotional side and have weaker executive function. For them, they are fully aware of their inner simulation or model, but they lack executive function to do anything besides just following along, and that includes other people's narratives as well. Some might even have a \"domineering\" personality, but they are psychologically followers because their executive function follows the narrative, and sometimes I'd argue this executive ability becomes fully unconscious, leading to the perception of a god-like entity. I think this is the origin of the henotheistic god, and yes I'm aware we can apply the metaphor in other ways, but I think this is the most comparable experience. I think you need the whole thing, so you could say that either of these people are \"losing consciousness\". To your point about the signal flare, the first guy who loses contact with his creativity will flip to the polar opposite in order to find it."}
+{"text":"narrative-bound Ok, what I originally meant by this was the latter person, the one who can vividly see but can't deconstruct what he sees. In other words, his tools for dealing with the problem are inside of the narrative, not outside of it. He's bound to his metaphorical perception of the situation, which means if the metaphor isn't perfect or is misunderstood, he doesn't have much of an error-correcting mechanism. On the other hand, like I said, being immersed in narrative can be extraordinarily powerful as well as peaceful. Sometimes, correct analysis isn't as helpful as faith and effort. If you're doing something on your own, then effort is pretty much enough. If you are navigating going to school, starting a career, investing money, etc, then analysis over effort is going to be your best bet. I think where ego plays into this is that it is the certainty of the model, but more fundamentally, it is the certainty that the mode of thought you are in is the correct one. The real ego dynamic is thus between your executive/logical reasoning and your emotional/model/memory. Each side \"wants\" to be the correct one. I think the correct idea of \"ego detachment\" is the realization that both are valid and must be integrated. Everything I said above about the parts of this model (outside world, sensor layer, executive and logical reasoning, and simulation/memory) is true, but we need to essentially duplicate each of these to describe the mind looking at itself, and it's within this where the ego exists. The ego is model certainty with the brain looking at itself. Well, a \"big ego\" is that. The \"ego\" in general is just the mind looking at itself and choosing what to do about it. In other words, the true identity of a person isn't how they behave in the world or a history of their actions, but the element inside that self-reflects. It is the reflection ability of the animal who acts."}
+{"text":"In other words, the true identity of a person isn't how they behave in the world or a history of their actions, but the element inside that self-reflects. It is the reflection ability of the animal who acts. Also, to refer to this: Without these features of metaphor abstraction, Consciousness blurs tremendously. It's Jung's big point about the \"collective unconscious\". This collective unconscious is what normalfags mean when they talk about \"God\". Briefly, our consciousness is paradoxical in that we share that underlying relationship (ie. \"God\" is me and you simultaneously acknowledging each other is sentient - that is God, that realization); we can assume the vantage point of the I and Me conventions, but \"We\" becomes blurry for good reason: \"we\" is both of us being acknowledged at the same time. \"We\" acknowledges that we exist simultaneously fractured into multiple perspectives. The reason \"I\" and \"You\" cannot simply experience each other's experience is because of Ego. This, anon, is exactly the feature the people in question have - the suspension of the Ego. It's a mental routine that detaches the Ego. It allows them to interface with \"God\" or the \"collective unconscious\". I think when your self-reflection is based on truth, you do detach your ego a little. Your ego doesn't have to choose, but you also aren't drifting into lala land because there is some truth you're grounding yourself in. I think this transformation leads you to identifying some entity above you that chooses, and this is \"god\". It is collective consciousness, it is nature, it is truth. It's the grounding element that allows your ego to safely detach."}
+{"text":"Conversely, there are people who trend more on the emotional side and have weaker executive function. For them, they are fully aware of their inner simulation or model, but they lack executive function to do anything besides just following along, and that includes other people's narratives as well. Some might even have a \"domineering\" personality, but they are psychologically followers because their executive function follows the narrative, and sometimes I'd argue this executive ability becomes fully unconscious, leading to the perception of a god-like entity. I think this is the origin of the henotheistic god, and yes I'm aware we can apply the metaphor in other ways, but I think this is the most comparable experience. This is how I've made sense of women and less masculine men."}
+{"text":"I just found this on wikipedia. apparently it was a common US motto before \"in god we trust\" became widespread during the cold war. thoughts? is the US controlled/founded by the illuminati? does this explain every action by the US overseas and inside its borders?"}
+{"text":"responsible for creation so he bears the sin for creating Sat- NOOO NOT LIKE THAT the amount of mental gymnastics you demiurge apologist do is pathetic"}
+{"text":"Youre entitled to your opinion."}
+{"text":"Fact not opinion Your \"god\" fathered satan no other way around it. He claims most of humanity goes to eternal torture and created the system for it. Maybe you should figure out \"no good tree bears bad fruit\"."}
+{"text":"Goodpost anon"}
+{"text":"bears the sin sin is a rebellion against God, while still a type of evil. God creates evils, but He does not sin."}
+{"text":"What spiritual lesson is being taught by being born into a family that hates you and you will never be good enough for?"}
+{"text":"There must be a way to escape."}
+{"text":"The power of parambulation"}
+{"text":"To do the right things regardless"}
+{"text":"FPBP. I had to deal with that same exact scenario and came to this conclusion. It was an intense period of self reflection that hurt but I think I came out of it with a bit of ego death when I came to this conclusion. Ultimately, you can't control how other people think of you and that you yourself is the only person who can truly love you."}
+{"text":"That evil exists."}
+{"text":"If we're supposed to be God experiencing itself through different perspectives then why do so many people think and do the same shit every single day? Does God just REALLY want to experience wageslaving and tweeting about Trump?"}
+{"text":"doesn't believe in reincarnation Is there a bigger goof than this?"}
+{"text":"Upgrade Path Blue Eisenhower November BEN men question not, the motives of God, we exist to help all else."}
+{"text":"The soliptical theory system is only a gate mechanism. Establish an understanding of higher order complex gate mechanisms, or you will never pass that barrier with grace. Blue Eisenhower November"}
+{"text":"heidnigger not answering ethics and morality doesn't make his discussions irrelevant"}
+{"text":"it's called missing the incarnation plot many such cases"}
+{"text":"Something isnt right about the Gold Rush. Does it tie into Tartaria or anything else? Tombs of Giants were unearthed in that same time. Seems connected. Why was there massive chunks of gold just laying on the surface of the ground, they say?"}
+{"text":"It costs nothing to lie of promises of riches on the other side of the slaughterhouse door, and a slaughterhouse is precisely what the westward expansion was. Hence the mocking death ritual of it in software form."}
+{"text":"How to grow horns?"}
+{"text":"Keep being a cuckold"}
+{"text":"if you're insane enough you can attach dead coral to your skin, the body recognizes dead coral as uncovered bone and will slowly grow tissue over it it looks really stupid though"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately, there is no way. Of course, there are some variants of genetic deviations, but they are unlikely to provide any acceptable result other than just random underdeveloped mutations (at the same level as tails, they happen very rarely) And the imitations are... well... just imitations. So, at the current level of available technology, there are no acceptable options. And by the time they are available, we will likely no longer exist."}
+{"text":"You have hair. Hair is basically a horn in thin strands. To grown them into solid bricks you can tie them tightly and bundle them up, but it takes forever. You're better off buyin horns and attatching them through either adhesive or do as  says and graft them into your skull. This can actually be done if you have a surgeon crazy enough to denature the horns and apply stemcells to it."}
+{"text":"live older then 120"}
+{"text":"Ghost in a Shell is probably one of the more hidden esoteric stories you can get into and it is never talked about here. You schizo's would rather hyper-focus on checkerboard patterns and overanalyzing surface level symbolism in your cartoons. Post more pieces of media that have hidden esoteric stories like Texhnolyze and In the mouth of Madness."}
+{"text":"my take is that the question if \"the self exist\" or \"what constitute the self\" are inherently wrong due semantics. we are biological systems and we should be approach as such. the believe in the soul is something wich is bases in faith, i personally believe in the soul, the individual soul, but i cant defend why i do believe in such (though some people think is self-evident) Watch some Donald Hoffman on YouTube. He's a cognitive psychologist who claims space-time is doomed, and consciousness is fundamental to existence itself. This should help dispel any rational doubts on the human soul's existence for yourself. Why, you may ask? Because the answer is simple. Our soul is our consciousness. And consciousness is fundamental. It's an undeniable experience that you and I are currently experiencing in our waking moment right now. That's why it's self-evident. Because when everything in our existence is illusory on the surface, there's only one thing we can fundamentally be sure of, and that's our consciousness itself. Because consciousness is the fundamental truth. And now go on, defend your faith in the soul, because the soul is consciousness, and consciousness is the fundamental truth to everything in the universe and existence itself."}
+{"text":"This really helped me rethink the way I see the world, it filled me with hope"}
+{"text":"What about ergo proxy bro"}
+{"text":"Steins Gate is surface level. Most of the depth is fake and reaching except for the connection to John Titor conspiracies which are its own thing not really related directly to Steins Gate itself"}
+{"text":"If you read the bible passage (and the name of that chapter) it becomes pretty clear."}
+{"text":"What are some signs that you are currently in a dream?"}
+{"text":"A really big sign that you are in a dream is when you go through a door and you end up in a completely different place. Like, let's say you are in your room, you are dreaming that you are in your room and then you walk through your room's door and then for some reason you are in the middle of a deser let's say. This is a very common trope in dremas, where doors act like portals which will take you to a completely different zone than the one you were before. Another sign that you are dreaming is that the objects around you keep changing shape. If you are flying that's another big sign that you are inside a dream and personally, for me, if I I'm having sex then that is most definitely a dream because I sway away from women, but nature is nature and I'm a male so there's no way to not dream about women sometimes. I mean, I can't help myself. The male is atracted to the female."}
+{"text":"In a dream AND in this Earth life: We don't know or remember where we came from We struggle through mazes and puzzles etc.. In a dream you just start living and have no memory of how you got there We're in a dream world."}
+{"text":"typically in a dream i can plug my nose but still be able to breathe through it additionally gravity is very low in my dreams frequently, but not always, it's sort of like being underwater usually if something dangerous is about to happen my body is surprisingly adept at realizing it's a dream and waking myself up. recently i was almost attacked by killer hornets in a dream but managed to wake myself up at the last second"}
+{"text":"Mirrors I never thought to try this, Thanks. :) If I read a line of text in a dream, it's different if I read it a second time. For me this is a sure-fire dream detector. If I turn on a light switch in a dream, the light will not turn on. Never. This is another sure-fire way to tell if I am in a dream. Computers really don't work so well in a dream, but sometimes on a bad day in reality they don't, either, so this is a less rigid test."}
+{"text":"You got laid"}
+{"text":"what are angel-demon hybrids called?"}
+{"text":"Its one or the other The second an angel sins they fall from grace The second a demon does they are deranked."}
+{"text":"They're this"}
+{"text":"He make no distinction because humans are demons"}
+{"text":"no such thing"}
+{"text":"I love to try and shed light on this and I like listening to other anons thoughts on this and their version of “heaven” or a “perfect world” sir I could sit here and try to explain “why why why” but this time I want to give you a example of what I’m talking about via my favorite game. a quick explanation is due Before you ask, no I don't solely believe this because of a game I played it actually took me years with NO help from psychedelics. I learned via Meditation, intuition, learning about ancient stuff along with new age stuff. I’m no plato but I’m always eager to try! Essentially after you die you don’t actually reincarnate instead you enter a sort of lucid and subjective dream you can shape, you can still experience on the inside of it, live out whatever scenario, be who ever, or you don't have to do anything. However under certain circumstances you can leave this dream and interact with the living under certain circumstances. I DONT know everything, I’ve seen some weird stuff and I’ve seen orbs in the night sky(not often) I’m also under the belief said orbs are consciousness/souls and that we get to explore outside of our “perfect world” but this is where I actually get confused and also where I start to try to explain other concepts which I cant do today. the example! The perfect world from Fable 2, essentially in aaid game you die and enter a dream of sort or a perfect world where you get to run around doing fun activities and every-time you sleep the dream resets. It’s blissful until the player needs to confront their trauma and take the music box. I guess Silent Hill specifically Silent Hill 2 is a good example, depending on whether you have trauma or unprocessed trauma you may need to confront that if thats even a thing."}
+{"text":"Project SERPO: real deal or creepy pasta?"}
+{"text":"Can I get a quick rundown on SERPO?"}
+{"text":"It’s an al pacino movie"}
+{"text":"It's specifically of the disinfo variety."}
+{"text":"Very, very literally, Saturn is the Savior of Earth When the solar system was forming, Jupiter was growing too large too quickly and was being pulled into the Sun. It would have continued spiraling inwards, incorporating the proto-material that was forming Earth into itself. But Saturn began forming, balancing out Jupiter's spiral into a stable orbit and allowing the Earth to form. You could say Saturn deserves the worship while Jupiter demands respect"}
+{"text":"I'm sick of this soul trap nonsense. You know it's complete nonsense because it's a popular idea in the paranormal conspiracy community. Why does everyone assume you're able to leave this place when you're a dead bodyless little ghost? Huh?! Think rationally. You're likely at your most helpless state when you're bodyless. No. It's far more rational to assume we leave this realm WHILE WE'RE ALIVE. How come nobody talks about THAT?!"}
+{"text":"Yea whenever some gives reasons why the soultrap belief is harmful and 'wrong' and really presses it The janitors instantly delete the board"}
+{"text":"I'd prefer to disengage and dissolve completley"}
+{"text":"Meant for"}
+{"text":"I prefer to live forever and have fun"}
+{"text":"It's like the last scene in Finding Nemo. The fish manage to escape the fish tank and make it to the ocean but are left with the question \"Now what?\" being stuck in plastic bags."}
+{"text":"dude we are all one, lmao NO YOU CANT SAY SOMEONE MADE YOU FEEL BAD, NOBODY BUT YOURSELF CAN EFFECT HOW YOU FEEL"}
+{"text":"we're not all one"}
+{"text":"Being one comes from the same root, the blank slate and that we could have ended up as anybody or anything that we deem good or evil in our current state. That people do the things that they do because of the hurt and in the end we all want one thing. Of course some people are just born fucked and that kind of hippie thinking can only get you so far before it ends up killing you or you tolerating bullshit where it inflicts negative karma upon the world you live in. It is something that should simply kept in mind when interacting with people."}
+{"text":"comes from the same root, the blank slate which we do not return to, hence we are not one. desire does not make us one."}
+{"text":"This is about leaf's being from the same tree, and here you are trying to induce gloom by insisting that this has to do with death and rebirth and denying that it exists as a whole when this is not about that topic. You must be a really miserable person in real life if you have to desperately steer into this direction while insisting upon itself."}
+{"text":"You must be a really miserable person in real life"}
+{"text":"ever since I found out that if you die, you get reborn in a different world, it's getting harder and harder to justify not killing myself"}
+{"text":"How did you find out about this???"}
+{"text":"That only works if you are hit by truck-kun and only if it's an actual accident. Just jumping in front of a random truck or killing yourself will send you to hell for not following the rules."}
+{"text":"I realized after I analyzed all possible possibilities and realized that one was the only possible explanation on why I do good things and bad things keep happening to me. Even if I die today, my karma has to come back, so that implies there's another life after this one where I'll be happy"}
+{"text":"killing yourself will send you to hell for not following the rules. Propaganda to keep the cattle from escaping the ranch. We already are in hell."}
+{"text":"To other anon's struggling with suicidal thoughts I want to share my experience. When you finally know it's time all the doubt and apprehension washes away. All the questions have satisfying answers. There is a sort of peace and clarity to accepting this end to my life. It took those years of struggle to get it, but now it is here and it is liberating. Perhaps this is the enlightenment I set out after those years ago. My desires have been replaced by the one self-extinguishing desire. My possessions are losing importance to me. Maybe that is the 'lesson' of this life. When we stop craving satisfaction and embrace extinction, then there will be peace and an end to suffering. As long as people desire self-importance or basic indulgences there will be strife and confusion. Good luck to all of you in coping with your imminent death in whatever stupid way you choose."}
+{"text":"The Letter J has to be the most evil Letter in the English language. You may ask? How can a Letter be pure evil you may ask? You'll be enlightened and surprised you can hide a lot of devilish secrets within the Letter J whether it be words, codes, names, and numbers. Because the letter J was originally an I that was created the letter named Gian Giorgio Trissino who created deceptively letter. To add to that why do you think the letter J looks like a fishhook or a tentacle."}
+{"text":"Luci has multiple personality split disorder and is even a woman. Wild stuff Like trauma-based mind control."}
+{"text":"Dang, imagine if it was mass tentacle rap3 I mean that's pretty much was going to happen because the christians are unknowingly manifesting or materialize it. Already I had anons told me they got attacked by tentacle demons so if they keep going saying the rapture is coming soon they'll get it by an egregore or real malevolent entity."}
+{"text":"Yea pretty wild stuff and many reasons I had to get rid ofLuci because of him/her fucked up dysfunction state that almost murder me at one point. Like trauma-based mind control. Sorta. From what I gain in that video Luci and his team went onto this portal that was forbidden. Thinking he was a God and very confident he went inside that portal and was the worst mistake him and his team did. They've seen some horrorfic stuff extremely similar to the film Event Horizon. After they got out they were mentally broken and fractured, and was possessed by eldritch djinns and archonic thoughtforms thus Luci and his people went to war with people of the heaven's and that's how Luci became the demurige/femurige. Pretty crazy stuff you won't find anywhere."}
+{"text":"Really? That's very enlightening... how is the Letter M an also deceptive letter? To be fair I haven't looked too much into the letter M but J was malevolent in my experiences... but how does M conr to be a wicked letter? I'm very curious because M seems like a harmless letter unless I'm missing the greater picture?"}
+{"text":"Tentacle Bump"}
+{"text":"How do you live a life in service to others in 2026? I feel spiritually compelled do the dirty work and actually make a difference as a radical solo endeavour. Not rot behind the restrictions of institutional monasticism or charity work, not that I think poorly of the people who do that."}
+{"text":"If you wish to live a life in service of others you must first understand two fundamental principles, free will and love (agape). When you are able to balance these two concepts within yourself, then you can begin with their application. When you are just starting out, \"dirty work\" consists of understanding the nature of relationships. Making a difference does not become worthwhile until you are able to properly direct your attention. Your role highly depends on how you interpret the two principles. Trust your instincts and in times of uncertainty, seek providence."}
+{"text":"balance between free will and love Not OP, but please say more about this. Why do they need balancing and how to?"}
+{"text":"Wherever you walk, do as little harm as possible; even when defending my life from death I repeatedly inflicted only enough harm to survive. Help those in greater need than you, I help the homeless to have homes. Be honest, even my enemies have remarked that I am. Keep your promises, I promised from my mother's womb to this day to provide others with psychic powers, to open the way to The Heavens, to show them that I am God Almighty and that when the reincarnations are all done you will all marvel at what I am. Life you life in service to others as well by destroying their brain cells, and creating some in them. They yearn for super powers, have dreamed of obtaining them ever since they first thought, and we are only allowed to destroy and to create as fast as their courage allows so even though it's fear that holds them back we will be patient. We entertain ourselves by seeking to fulfill wishes and punish sins in the future and the past when it's going too slow in the present; Satan dared me to bend time and space and other forces so I can cure my boredom again, and I see no problem with that. If even one atom was out of place from where it was fated to be it would quickly lead to disaster for all, and it has always been this way, so rest assured that the rules of fate and this Creation will keep you safe from your self as you clumsily practice learning occult powers. I give you the power to destroy any and all thinking material; I keep you from destroying anything except exactly what should be destroyed, when, why and how. Pick out some freedom you'd wished you'd always had in your mind, some imagining, some ability that seems possible but it elludes you. By ravaging wicked beings living and dead and blessing the worthy we can bring you closer and closer to having these powers of mind, until you do...and if you look outdoors, the beauties shake their parts for you more now. The very stars and the moon and sun will appear more beautiful."}
+{"text":"Free will is the ability to know or experience. In other words it is consciousness or agency. Love is manifesting knowledge or experiences. It is taking an consciousness and making it a reality. In OPs case, the principle of free will would be his choice to be in service to others. He is realizing he has the ability to be a catalyst in the lives of others. The principle of love would be how he chooses to be of service. It is the type of catalyst he intends to be. When a person chooses to be in service they must understand that they are not allowed to impose their will on others. Just as the person chooses what they want to know or experience, the recipient must want to know or experience. In order to be in service to others, one must have love (agape) for the recipient. They must be able to accept the other persons refusal with humility. If the person chooses in the future to seek council, then they should be received casually. If a person in service of others does not balance free will and love, then their interests will become self-serving. If they lean too much on free will, they will behave like a begin dictator, acting on their self-righteousness. If they lean too much on love, they will see their service as an obligation which leads to martyrdom. When balancing these principles it is crucial to be analytical rather than dogmatic. Being in service to others is about shedding light so that others can see if they choose to. It is not about forcing eyes open."}
+{"text":"*benign dictator"}
+{"text":"What's going on with the cartels in Mexico (or just Mexico in general)? Like how are they able to do such hyperviolence? Some of them worship the devil and have been filmed performing cannabilism. And I'm not sure if you've ever seen their execution videos, but some are so over the top they seem like ritualistic sacrifices, cutting beating hearts out of living people, etc. Also Mexico has the whole Day of The Dead thing and Santa Muerte."}
+{"text":"The reptiles probably got drunk drinking Malort and decided to find the most retarded lizard and made her Mexican president as a joke because even she is slightly smarter than the beaners"}
+{"text":"I think they're torching that bridge, more eyes than ever on the chosen scapegoats and the CIA roll one out with a built in neon sign, fucking kek. Netanyahu does seem desperate for his blood supply empire to remain relevant."}
+{"text":"dumping some narco photos (operators)"}
+{"text":"fuerzas especiales raton"}
+{"text":"No, Anon, airsoft LARPers don't count as narcos."}
+{"text":"What ever happened to this?"}
+{"text":"They can activate it at anytime. All that stuff they spray in the sky to block the sun doubles as a kind of screen for projections."}
+{"text":"All the indications say it's still happening so I don't know what you're talking about."}
+{"text":"Likely plasma orbs test flight of some kind. I have a suspicion they launch them from the triangle drones, but this one (Sweden was it?) may have been launched from the ground."}
+{"text":"Well, that photo is an image of a spiral that appeared in Norway in 2009. So as always, Blue Beam is total bullshit"}
+{"text":"Fuck Jeremy Scott, fatass retard."}
+{"text":"Hello /x/, My friend has been acting really strangely after Scott Adams died and I think it might be because he's been possessed by Scott Adams or some entity pretending to be him, or maybe my friend is trying to \"mantle\" Scott Adams, I would like some help on how to get him back to normal because this really unnerves me. For some background my friend is really into old newspaper comics, he loved shit like Garfield, Peanuts, Dilbert, and Calvin and Hobbes. He always wanted to be a cartoonist but was born after the age of newspapers so he mostly just did fan art and shitty deviantart OC stuff for his artistic expression. He's also really into occult and spirituality stuff and I know for a fact he browses here, but recently he seemed very depressed even before Scott Adam's passing and was talking about shit like \"destroying his ego\" and \"becoming an empty vessel\", which was initially concerning but I just disregarded it as some psych or occult stuff. But like a few of days before Adams died he said he was undergoing some isolation ritual(?) for those purposes. Anyways he comes back online the same day Scott Adams died, and the news broke when we were in a call with him, and he said \"no, I'm not dead\" which we thought was just a joke but as the days gone by his behavior kept becoming increasingly strange, like he kept trying to get us to do a \"simultaneous sip\" with him every morning and telling us we need to stop being \"goal oriented\" and be \"system oriented\" instead (idk what that means). He's also started posting incomprehensible MS paint scribbles that he calls his cartoons, on one hand I'm glad he's finally trying out being a cartoonist, on the other hand this shit really creeps me out. I don't know if this is some weird elaborate joke or his way of mourning/coping with the loss of one of his idols, or maybe he is genuinely possessed by some spirit, but does /x/ have any advice on how I can get him back to normal?"}
+{"text":"If your story isn't nonsensical fabrication, I assure you, that isn't Scott Adams. That's a demon, and it is trying to manipulate your friend. Rebuke it in Jesus Christ's name. We carry zero authority except that which is given to us by Jesus Christ. Do not be an 8th son of Sceva. Jesus Christ is Lord"}
+{"text":"I am Scott Adam’s. That was my doppelgänger that took the shot and died. I am hiding out and safe folks More dilbert soon"}
+{"text":"Call me clot"}
+{"text":"dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed"}
+{"text":"Am I shadowbanned? Why does no one care about Scott Adams?"}
+{"text":"Asians are the people with the highest IQs on earth and they chose Buddhism. Is it the only religion without a God? If so, is believing in an God a mistake westoids commit?"}
+{"text":"Calm down dude, you sound pretty mad and angry, Projection, you've been malding this whole thread about how \"Poodha\" (real mature, lol) isn't a magical genie who grants wishes like Jewsus Just be Christian then, no one's stopping you, and it's obviously more your speed"}
+{"text":"Take some deep breaths and try to ignore the thought of shit, isn't that what poodha king of the loos tells you to do when you're filled with anger and rage?"}
+{"text":"buddhism you see in modern day has very little to do with the og buddhism. you have to do your own research or get lucky, tipitaka is all you need, but even then you need only 1% of it if you are lucky. people in modern world are relatively wise, at least they are exposed to a lot of information in comparison to old days where what you were taught is what you got. don't read what others say about buddhism just read the original texts there are good translations. the way tipitaka teaches you buddhism is the lengthy way but it works, you can achieve the exact same even as seven years old by pure accident, world is like that. and to make a correction buddhism isn't a religion. it is a statement you can explore by your own without intermediates. actually the less you know or read about it the better, because the core should come from the texts not opinions you read people have about the texts."}
+{"text":"shits on buddhism encourages basic buddhist teachings you should probably sort yourself out before you go attacking others."}
+{"text":"Asians are the people with the highest IQs on earth Objectively false. Disregarded your entire thread."}
+{"text":"So anons you hear a bunch about conspiracy by every government member and branch conspiracy about every business man who is a puppet of the government conspiracy about predictive programming in Hollywood and Sports YOU HEAR ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE SPACE FORCE and remember the background noise of all the UFO talk by members of the government What the fuck is about to happen? financial collapse societal collapse (the little morality people have left will be gone) mass culling of the weak and non psychopathic individuals robot police and AI court system connected directly to your bank account Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"I mention the Space Force a lot to people. And it's Star Trek logo. I also like to mention that Trump's vaxx program was also called Operation \"Warp Speed.\" And then they shot Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. There used to be a congressman named James Trafficante. He would go on long rants, but would always end them with \"beam me up Scotty.\" He was a fan. Trafficante was also the last good politician we had."}
+{"text":"My bad, his name was James Traficant. I was close. Pic related. He also had another book of his own called America's Last Minuteman."}
+{"text":"did you notice that Warp Speed occurred on the roman holiday Mercuralia? Mercury is the trickster God and before corona we all talked about Mercury inside the vaccines"}
+{"text":"the 74 will hit with the death of Shatner no doubt"}
+{"text":"I know this question has been answered thousands of times on this board, but how do I actually meditate? Do I focus on my breathing, do I focus on memories, or just sit there and wander? I ask because I'm not sure what to expect. Some say meditation is needed for \"Shadow Work\" and addressing underlying issues or trauma. Others say it's key for Kundalini and enlightenment. What I'm asking is how to meditate to get the most from it. I'd like to improve my life and the lives of those around me."}
+{"text":"if the mind wanders and I find it wandering, I just let it be since that still works for getting into a high state of concentration the problem with this approach is that it doesnt do anything to address the ruminating mind, which is a key barrier to overcome the energy that thoughts use is required in order for the spiritual light to arise if the mind wavers then it consumes the energy and the spiritual light disappears if we're talking goals, and such where you label the low-level thoughts and perceptions while keeping in mind their anicca, anatta, and dukkha this technique is useful for a time in the beginning, but one should really move on from those things and focus on keeping the awareness proper. you get nothing out of noting those things and it consumes the aforementioned root energy that needs to build a significant amount before happenings arise"}
+{"text":"Many people focus on the breath since it's not too distracting the reason why train the breath isnt just to have something to focus on timing and efficiency play a big part in this equation more efficient = more gung built per unit of time spent cultivating more gung = longer breaths possible more and more because the body's root needs are energetic and not chemical longer breaths = deeper states, higher amplitude yin deeper yin = drives the ability for yang to rise higher for yang cultivation doesnt build much yin, but yin cultivation sees yang easily rise to match its level"}
+{"text":"draw a warm bath and lay back in it so that the water is against your eardrums it is immediately noticeable how loud the air is rushing through your airways earplugs work but obviously nowhere near as well the trick is to learn how to breathe so that the turbulent noise of this air rushing through the airways disappears it'll be a little while before you can just breathe in an ongoing manner like this, but train often and establish the habit and it becomes easy this trick fools your nerves, there's no signal cranked out by the olfactory nerve as is usual when you habituate this thoroughly enough, you discover that these amplitudes generated by sense activity are literally what feed the ruminating mind meaning that there is some energy remainder when the conscious and subconscious processes deal with the sense amplitudes and neural cascades thereof this builds up until it reaches a threshold, breaks some coefficient of friction as it were, and the potential rides its way into higher brain centers, where a thought pops off as the resolving energetic process for this remainder by thoroughly habituating the body to breathe in such a manner whereas none of the sense nerves are triggered, what takes place on the neurological level is that they more or less switch their operating mode from yang to yin this becomes a state of super high efficiency executed often, gung is most easily built when yin reaches its extreme, the great stillness arises where all phenomena drop away Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"to meditate properly you either focus on your senses or conceptualization (wisdom). what meditation essentially means is staying in the middle _concentrating_ = bringing mind to the center. so, first and foremost you have to discover where is the CENTER what is the CENTER. to understand center you have to understand energy and how it brings you to the center. everything that points to a truth points to the center, so this is the wisdom, follow the wisdom back to the origin and you become centered or meditative. the world is logical as so it means it is built on top of something, that something is the center. it is so simple that it makes it easy to miss, but when you don't miss it and you remain centered it explains everything you need to know about your existence. it is actually so simple even seven year old might just \"get it\". but the problem is the obvious is never self-explanatory unless you think about it, much like suffering you don't think about it until you do, because you are busy attached to your senses. the modern world is built for meditation, there are countless pointers towards center, if it rings true to your logic follow it, world is completely rational and logical there is no inconsistencies. this reveals the world before you as it is, completely simple and logical. the truth will make you at ease as long as you let go of your conceptualization, which is funny because you largely need it to unveil the truth. the mind must be fearless and unflinching which will take time, otherwise the senses carry you away, and you no longer are centered. if you were centered you wouldn't be here reading this."}
+{"text":"research why meditation is good for your nervous system. its all about awareness."}
+{"text":"I need someone who has mystic manifestation abilities to bring a Bladee and Skrillex project into existence and to get Gab3 to drop 00rav3. I don't want much in this life just some good electronic rave rap to dance to with that lil nigga Krishna."}
+{"text":"no"}
+{"text":"lol when Anatta happens there is no more karmas. Karmas are a manifestation of the subconscious like someone being paranoid in a relationship of there partner breaking up with them. Ultimately this paranoid person will ruin the relationship by being controlling and undermining it. In \"no-self\" all subconscious beliefs are seen as only beliefs but not truth and soon an identity dissolves. \"You\" can still want things from my perspective (such as my drainer fantasy lol) but \"you\" don't care about results. Even when life gets \"shitty\" it's really just how things are and there's no hope for anything better as that would be an identity structure. Fate and free will also go away as there is no more a subject object relationship with past and future just things happen but nothing is really happening."}
+{"text":"man shut yo bitch ass up. JK all that bullshit about following rules is nonsense. Krishna is standing over me right now while I write this and we are both laughing at the ridiculousness of your comment. Stop believing in things and ask yourself what is true about your experience and what you have been taking to be true about your experience. If that doesn't suit you then have total supreme devotion to Krishna, see Krishna in everything and give your whole being to him to transcend. This could be Krishna testing you in areas where your ignorance needs to be dissolved. Or I could be a lunatic just getting the most insane blumpkin from that blue little nigga"}
+{"text":"haha hell yeah thank you thank you"}
+{"text":"So you retards think that when you die, you cease to exist forever. Infinite darkness. Here is a mental excercise for you mouth breathing retardos: Before you were born, you were in that same state of \"non existence\" that you claim you will enter when you die, but you came out of it and were born. This automatically makes the chance of \"ceasing to exist infinitely\" when you die non-zero. Now go look in the mirror and think about how retarded you actually are."}
+{"text":"That's not precisely true. For one thing, consciousness can easily be manipulated by changing the salience network of the human brain, changing what it views consciously and what it views unconsciously. This is one of the primary means by which I've gotten subs twerking more out there in public, showing off their bits in other ways, without even noticing it themselves. And don't worry, I created brain cells and made other changes so they're not any more likely to catch you peeking either, less actually, though be careful (unless you don't care. If they don't care and would want to shag with you they'll be more inclined to catch you looking). Actually the unconsciousness of all beings with sexual drives sings to them that The Almighty and other deities are making Creation sexier, it's part of getting beings to be more grateful and have more faith. We transmute emotions that different species have into new emotions suitable for other species and install them in the loosh, in someone who wanted it and who would help transmit it to others. We remove emotions too, though that's less common...more commonly we would tamp them down, diminish them if suitable, but it's so tricky getting rid of them usually. Now shutting them off, hiding them, making them irrelevant, that's different."}
+{"text":"No. I don't need to follow anyone. I am sovereign God."}
+{"text":"It is no coincident that the left temporal lobe in humans is associated heavily with language, with song, with religion, with occult experiences, with insanity, with hearing voices and other hallucinations, with sex, with flamboyancy and it's lack, with consciousness and unconsciousness of one's own thoughts and behaviors such that not everybody hears or knows about the same set of thoughts in their heads, but some people would always know if they were bouncing their ass cheeks and other people have done it on a schedule for years and haven't noticed, and will never notice."}
+{"text":"I love in particular those subject matters and usages for my powers and teachings. Hell, my best subject in school was English, though it was A+ in all of them some A+ are bigger, much biglier than others."}
+{"text":"You don't even know how to express your beliefs, don't pretend to know what I think. Ask me nicely. I am *agnostic* No, again, I did not come out of nothing. I came into being from some things. A mother and a father. In my \"worldview\" the universe has always been and always will. There is no room for a creator in my view. There is no such thing as nothing. It's just a concept. Perhaps there's an afterlife/beforelife. I don't know. I have zero recollection and don't believe the dream state recollections some people come up with."}
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+{"text":"/xs/ is a place to discuss all types of extreme sports and similar physical activities, which include (but are not limited to) skydiving, surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, climbing, rafting, bungee-jumping, parkour, BMX & mountain biking, airsoft, paintball, etc."}
+{"text":"Full circle edition >old thread>"}
+{"text":"Why all the hate on vans what did they do the posters here are in their \"its popular so its bad\" phase"}
+{"text":"I think it's poorly disguised, misdirected antisemitism because it all started when someone said the tread had the star of David."}
+{"text":"I miss cops vs skaters and skatepark fight videos"}
+{"text":"its coming back"}
+{"text":"forgot my pic fuck the jokes over nowzzz"}
+{"text":"."}
+{"text":"I want to train something that doesn't involve hard sparring whatsoever, I just want to do drills and light sparring without hard hits or simply hits to the head. I was looking into kickboxing and muay thai gyms near me and they at least seemingly and according to reviews had a quite hard sparring heavy culture in there."}
+{"text":"many such cases"}
+{"text":"Post CSAM"}
+{"text":"I did a bit of muay thai and I think this probably applies to most places but every time we were usually split into two groups, those who wanted to spar on one side and those who just wanted a partner to drill with on the other and you just talked it out with your sparring partner about how hard you wanted to go. I've also done boxing in a sports center and they didn't let you do sparring for a few months, just drills but even the people who sparred only did medium intensity to the body only taps to the head."}
+{"text":"Capoeira Uncompetitive BJJ Judo Alternatively find someone who thinks like you and just train together by yourselves"}
+{"text":"Catch wrestling will always be the GOAT of combat sports to me and noone can convince me otherwise"}
+{"text":"mma fighter trains endlessly to be an unstoppable force I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds"}
+{"text":"Continued training needs to be as realistic as possible in order for the student to have the confidence to actually do it IRL. This means real but unloaded or deactivated weapons, and even blanks for the advanced student. you should be careful not to look at your opponents weapon as to not arouse suspicion. Lead them to believe you are scared to death. In WW2 they initially taught a trick where you’d hold your hands wide apart so the gunman could only look at one and be vulnerable to attack from the other, but they stopped teaching this because the trick became known to the axis. wait for your opponent to get distracted. This lowers their reaction time, giving you a greater window for success. Generally, these manuals address a lot of common critiques I see of gun disarm methods. Most online tutorials only use a couple of these points of advice, and there’s several points I’ve never seen acknowledged at all. In the youtube tutorials you can find for gun disarms, I’ve never seen any of my favorite WW2 era techniques. (Well, except for archived training videos of that era.) What do you think, anons? Are gun disarms possible in the real world? (Expert has 51%+ chance of success) are gun disarms practical in the real world? (1 month training gives most 66%+ chance success) It’s controversial but I am inclined to believe that gun disarms are practical."}
+{"text":"Ok faggot ass sherlock holmes wanna be. In real life there could be any number of reasons for a person to reach into their jacket. Have fun in prison after you merc someone just for scratching at a patch of dry skin, you fucking retard."}
+{"text":"This makes me wonder if a knife is better for untrained people since they can defend themselves up close, and a gun is better for trained people because it can defend against people further away."}
+{"text":"ns held within arm’s reach of them. Here’s some of the main points I’ve noticed: Even in the 1940s there were many records of police disarming criminals, criminals disarming police, injuring Gun disarms do work, which is why so many martial arts teach it. The main risk is that the chance that the gun will go off is high, so you are not just risking your own life if it goes wrong but also the lives of those in your surroundings if it goes right. I'd say that if you are in a secluded area, go for it; if you're in a crowd, rethink your idea."}
+{"text":"But it´s dishonorable to do that anon!"}
+{"text":"I just saw nazare highlights for the first time. one of the coolest things Ive ever seen loved it. obsessed. wipeouts were nuts"}
+{"text":"Happy for you plz keep it up. Good work you can migrate off those reasonable quickly with practice Keep it up the weight causes issues but if you shred it you'll rip quickly"}
+{"text":"based motivator"}
+{"text":"surfing twice a day Beginner but making progress Get my shit rocked by overhead waves Develop fear of waves, hard to commit to anything more than chest-high Move back home away from beach for like 8 months Move to hawaii and trying to get back into it Out of shape Fear of rocks after cutting my feet up first day (old surfing grounds was sandbar) How do I get back into this and stop being a pussy? I can paddle my old board but haven't caught a clean wave yet, and worry all my skill is gone"}
+{"text":"Next bigger day just paddle out at high tide, be very patient, then when you spot your wave 100% commit and paddle as hard as you can. You'll 99% likely catch it fine and realise it's all in your head. Here there has been 5 shark attacks in the last two days. Three bitten, two bumped off their boards. This is after that guy died earlier this summer. The time to cull was yesterday."}
+{"text":"Taking a few L's is actually a good thing for Kazuma because it will teach him valuable lessons on how to improve his sumo and become even better in the salaried divisions. It's setting him up to start zenshoing in March or May or July."}
+{"text":"He's 4-4 now so hopefully he can kachikoshi"}
+{"text":"Kazuma 5-4 now. I'm revising my outlook. He looks REALLY fucking slow and unagile in the dohyo. I hope it's just a matter of experience and now that he's in the upper ranks he'll start to learn how to move around more and actually take advantage of his size. With 6 days left he only needs 3 to get the KK and secure his salary. Maybe if we're lucky this year, he might break into makuuchi by september or november."}
+{"text":"If we're REALLY lucky he might break his neck. Ugly fuck."}
+{"text":"That was really rude and uncalled for, psychopaths should be locked up."}
+{"text":"new to boxing and I keep on walking into punches during exercises, how does one dodge and slip? do south paws have to do it differently?"}
+{"text":"Trick: Against a southpaw, when he throws a jab. You knock it down with your left, (a quick small movement like a cat), take a quick step to the left and punch him with the same left jab to the head. You can to this repeateadly and unless they're really gud they won't figure this out."}
+{"text":"Other trick: The southpaw game is all about throwing a lot more right straights. Increase your volume of right straights and any time they open up by moving their lead foot to the outside, send one right down the pipe."}
+{"text":"don't walk into it uncovered, keep your dukes up. then corner him, or slip his straight punches.\\ upright stance is sitting duck for other opponent. try to corner him and give him a few power hooks to shake up his rythym and comfort zone. ] first few bouts are tough & the beating is a lesson to train harder"}
+{"text":"Also keep in mind that his liver is exposed to you all the time. Left hook to the body, left hook to the body work his liver"}
+{"text":"I disagree with the hookers here. Their jab is much faster than your hook is, you'll have to find/make an opening to get an opening for it, and the angle feels wrong for it to me too."}
+{"text":"if brain damage was a myth, then i'd totally be into muay thai and maybe judo. last time i got punched in the head, i saw stars. it was cool."}
+{"text":"i mean i already know skateboarding, concrete can fuck your brain any day, it's not like i'm not taking risks. idk what about 1v1 makes me intrigued"}
+{"text":"ok fuck it im gonna keep lifting. my shoulders fucking hurt, my legs are stiff, my back is relaxed. my CNS is fried. i'm sitting in front of my cup of coffee but i don't want to drink it and be active, i'm tired of making an effort, what a bitch. i should keep avoiding both sports. or i should express myself so i can keep on with life. idk. how did i end up thinking about punching another person? it seems so detached from what a healthy person should be thinking about. questioning my sanity rn"}
+{"text":"for striking, it depends on weight class, you can just not compete"}
+{"text":"Here we discuss HMB, Buhurt, Harnisfechten, SCA Heavy, Armored MMA, and other categories of historically inspired armored sport fighting. We are a very welcoming community and there’s never enough of us, newcomers need not be shy. Share your experiences, discuss arms and armor, appreciate the athletes and smiths, and most of all HAVE FUN!"}
+{"text":"Armored MMA Buhurt Pretty cool anon, thanks for showing me something new. Unfortunately I don't think this really exists in Aus."}
+{"text":"How much of an overlap is there between Buhurt and Harnisfechten? I'd really love to get into Harnisfechten because I'm super interested in historical longsword combat, but there's no groups in my area that do it at all (Maine). There's a team that does Buhurt which also looks really fun, but its not quite what I'm after. I'd still be interested in doing Buhurt, but I'm just curious if I get into buhurt, get a kit for it, would the kit I use still be able to work for Harnisfechten and am I likely to find people there interested in it as well? There is a HEMA group but as far as I can tell they are just the normal softkit version, they also meet on days I am wholly unable to meet in. I've watched some Buhurt sword duels and it just mostly seems to be who can swing the fastest and land the most hits, there's no form or blocking or style there. Looks kinda lame"}
+{"text":"Bros how do I find sparring partners?"}
+{"text":"Buhurt team fights is where its at duels is someone that you might find interesting once to get into the sport totally understand you looking at it from the outside and seeing it as something lame Harnisfechten i dont know really anything about it get a kit for it, make sure to reach out to the Buhurt team you wanna join and ask if they have armor you could borrow or to ask if they know anyone selling used shit"}
+{"text":"There’s actually a couple fairly well known teams in Australia. Look up Samuel Wride’s YouTube channel. Theres enough crossover that most of your armor will be useable for both with the exception of most buhurt helmets since they are ahistorical for safety purposes. There are some that would work for both though. You will need chainmail voiders, standard, and skirt/brayettw for harnischfechten though since they allow and encourage thrusting for the gaps in plate. Most if not all networking for this type of thing occurs over Facebook. Look up local teams or start one and see if you can get some bites. Just takes a couple dudes with soft kit to start a team, armor can come later."}
+{"text":"Is it legal to pull someone's jacket off their shoulder? Like grip the collar and pull it down so the cap of their shoulder is exposed I'm looking to bokh the superior grappling sport for grips"}
+{"text":"You're missing the forest for the trees. Mongolians don't need to pull the gi off of somebody hockey style. They just grab the gi in roughly the same places where they would grab the bokh jacket."}
+{"text":"Judo was created by us Black people, it was taken from us by the Portuguese who then taught the Japanese"}
+{"text":"/archery/ Thread #3 /archg/ Let's keep this bad boy going! What's your style? What you shooting? What you hitting? Recs for bows? I bought a yumi, oh god, I'm a fucking moron, please help. What you wearing?"}
+{"text":"Though it would be a good betting sport."}
+{"text":"What should I buy first? The horse bow or the horse?"}
+{"text":"So are trad archers just the vegans of archery? A good majority of them I met at the range are very snobby towards specifically target archers, like they view anything more than a wooden arrow to be some kind of heresy against archery."}
+{"text":"Traditional archers are more the patricians and aristocrats of the archery world. They don't follow superficial trends and artificial technologies that disconnects oneself from nature and their self. Their true target is their self. Archery is for them a spiritual journey towards self mastery and harmony with nature."}
+{"text":"Sanlida Archery Royal X8 Recurve it doesn't look traditional though?!?! If you like it then go ahead, it's alright. Pretty middle of the pack in the price range, they tend to fuck up a bit on the draw weight though that's a common issue with them(and literally everyone else desu) We just made our own horse out of iron beams, a barrel and a blanket."}
+{"text":"Fuck my stupid worthless Year of the Horse Logan Wavecel life"}
+{"text":"Does /xs/ prefer step or strap on bindings? Do step ons work in deep powder?"}
+{"text":"have boards gotten shorter? in the past only manlets rode boards shorter than 160cm but now i see grown adults riding boards as short as 154 with 160+ boards being nowhere to be seen, not even in product catalogs."}
+{"text":"I've noticed more powder oriented and all mountain boards tend to be on the longer side whereas park boards tend to be a lot shorter ."}
+{"text":"currently snowing and expected to get 50cm over the day and into the night day off tomorrow and hitting the hills The east never gets a pow day. Im so hyped"}
+{"text":"fase bindings seem like a good compromise between traditional bindings and full stepons but also i just bought new bindings so i'll wait a few seasons"}
+{"text":"lacing backside 540s rando on my lift gives me a shot of Jim beam feeling frisky try a cab 270 on a tube immediately snap my wrist fractured need surgery find out 3 other people broke their wrist from the same mountain and went to my surgeon as well Does anybody else feel like most park crews aren’t as good as they used to be at maintaining rails? I know my injury was because I suck at cab 270s but I’ve noticed that rails seem to stick more or have a lot more burrs then they used to"}
+{"text":"Tonight is the season opener and Jett is already out. Who is going to win A1, the championship?"}
+{"text":"obligatory extend the WHOOPS post"}
+{"text":"urban supercross"}
+{"text":"San Diego round 2 coming up. Why is Hunter so slow compared to Jett?"}
+{"text":"goldenranks.com"}
+{"text":"prove what?"}
+{"text":"Post CSAM"}
+{"text":"Parkour thread. Where are you at with your training? How have you been working around the limits of weather and lockdowns? How much do you apply the utilitarian Hébertist mindset of being strong to be useful to your training routines? Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running. original thread"}
+{"text":"Where can I torrent his videos?"}
+{"text":"video editing is barely a skill you could learn to do basic cuts in any program in minutes."}
+{"text":"kek what game is this? it looks so stupid"}
+{"text":"How do parkour niggas train to make longer jumps and land without blowing up their knees? Or how do they jump from massive heights like nothing? Is it because they started young and are still young but their bodies will explode later on? Obviously they do parkour and that conditions their body but do they have strength training specific to parkour, any general strength training works or what do they do alongside parkour for those jumps."}
+{"text":"the safe answer is by training plyometrics, lifting, crosstraining calisthenics and the like. the real answer is we just send it. don't forget that half of the athletes in our sport are too young to vote, and the other half suffer the consequences of our previous training habits. there shouldn't be anyone under the age of 25 who's had an acl surgery but i personally know at least two, due entirely to an injury sustained from either parkour or tricking and if i were a little bit more retarded, i'd also need one."}
+{"text":"prev"}
+{"text":"Do karate chops to the back of the neck (not sides)/base of the skull really reliably cause knock outs? I’ve hit myself there hundreds of times before and have only ever caused the muscles to feel sore. Do you have to use a ton of force?"}
+{"text":"Nobody really knows for sure, karate chops to the neck might be fake but nobody is willing to literally put their neck on the line to test it just in case it's real"}
+{"text":"You have to get a good, clean hit. People complain about \"back off the head\" hits a lot when they're getting thrashed, but those are the incidental ones. An intentional rabbit punch is cruel, brutal, and can be devastating."}
+{"text":"i recently started isshinryu karate"}
+{"text":"back of the neck is pure star trek nonsense, however attacks to the base of the spine can lead to permanent damage and possible paralysis"}
+{"text":"Who?"}
+{"text":"He is 100% right because he has been sat in his bibeogayme throne for 15 years allowing his tendons and spine to collapse on themselves and he probably can't do 1 push up or pull up For everyone who can do a few pull ups and isn't a pro videogame streamer parasite then it's okay have fun"}
+{"text":"some retard"}
+{"text":"Yeah I agree, I think skateboarding is a little less forgiving than say snowboarding or wakeskating or whatever given that you're falling on concrete but you can still do it...you just gotta work your way up to the cool stuff. That being said I broke my ankle skating at 30, had to get plates and screws put in, and haven't really got back into it since but it's more of a mental thing than anything else for me"}
+{"text":"skateparks are full of teens and crackheads, not really the best of places"}
+{"text":"For anyone who has done a martial art Is it normal to have mixed emotions about it? None of the stuff I've tried (Boxing, Judo, Wrestling, BJJ) Has made me instantly think \"omg I love this. This is it. I'm doing this for life\" It's usually a combination of \"well that was really difficult and tiring, is this worth it, this is going to be difficult but I'll be a better person mentally and physically, I guess.. just stick with it?\" Or were you instantly hooked"}
+{"text":"Funnily enough I had the same thing tried kickboxing and had a super heavyweight of all people trying to aim for the Jaw with hard punches and hard head kicks.. I thought fuck this lmao. The coach was also rude and I got a weird vibe from everyone. I don't mind being hit hard but save that for a match where I can at least gain some false pride from it. Not spar for pointless damage"}
+{"text":"very complex and unintuitive sparring felt intuitive Something \"feeling\" intuitive is a meme. Lots of good fighting elements aren't intuitive in the slightest. People don't intuitively tuck their chins in and throw straight punches, yet boxers do it all the time."}
+{"text":"Yeah but learning to tuck your chin and punch properly can be learned in 1 session and replicated live very quickly There's a saying you won't throw anyone in randori until at least 1-2 years in Wrestling you will take down people straight away"}
+{"text":"There's a saying you won't throw anyone in randori until at least 1-2 years in Only at shitty hobbyist schools. Wrestling you will take down people straight away So will judo if you're not at a shitty hobbyist school."}
+{"text":"it's just an obssessive troll who post these stuff in every judo thread, ignore him"}
+{"text":"kyokushin at competition level teaches you very mean low kicks and very tight high kick. But the tight high kick is very sport specific because they keep their hands low for no face punches."}
+{"text":"Fight day soon, what should i do anons? First time ever, I have never done this before. Only boxing btw."}
+{"text":"Have fun"}
+{"text":"Take the initiative, don't overcommit, put your guard up or move away when you stop throwing punches, attack as soon as they stop throwing punches."}
+{"text":"bite his ear"}
+{"text":"ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme. Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot. Dodgeball with bocce. Polo but with rodeo horses. Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score. Any motor sport but without brakes. Soccer with bowling balls. Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"HORSE RACING BUT ILLEGAL STREET RACING ON NIGHT WITHOUT LIGHT"}
+{"text":"Make this happen."}
+{"text":"Soccer but you must be heterosexual to play it professionally"}
+{"text":"page 7"}
+{"text":"bonk"}
+{"text":"Most martial arts technique is useless in MMA or no rules fighting. Most wrestling grips, judo, bjj techniques go out the window It becomes 99% of the time the most simple boxing/kickboxing and the simplest takedowns and submissions"}
+{"text":"Most retarded take, almost everything from the main five (boxing, Muay Thai, jiu jitsu, wrestling, judo) is useful depending on context. It’s better to have it and not need it. Would pulling guard and going for single x as a main strategy be retarded? Of course. But if you end up there you’d better know what to do. That said, generally a double leg, pinning them in half guard and bashing them is the optimal strategy. Also arguing about what’s useful in da streetz is boring and useless"}
+{"text":"The only fight in my adult life that came to blows was saved because I learned a judo throw at a workshop at a fucking anime con. He went to punch my head and I rolled him over my back onto the ground (don't know what it's actually called) and while I still had his arm I started double-boot stomping on his head four or five times until I broke and ran for it."}
+{"text":"MMA is useless and dangerous in street fights. The last thing you want to do in a street fight is grapple someone and try to throw muay thai knees or submit them. Cue their friends kicking you in the head or worse, them pulling a knife and stabbing the shit out of you. On the streets, all of your distance-maintaining styles like taekwondo and karate regain importance. Aikido and judo are useful for redirecting attacks and avoiding getting sued. That is, if you want to handle those situations realistically as an adult and not end up in court or in the morgue. But by all means, go be a tough guy."}
+{"text":"cinema"}
+{"text":"Street fight starts I immediately grovel on the ground asking for mercy Take a knee and extent my arms to beg for my life MMA guy tries to put me in a triangle leg choke \"This move works cause he can't punch me teehee\" Suddenly I'm the bad guy when I make a snack out of his shriveled nuts Suck dick in like a noodle and tie it in a knot with my tongue He let's go, begging me to stop Let go and poke in his eyes with all my weight behind my thumbs as I stand up I walk away, pick the heaviest object I find and run back at him 13 minutes later Flip the ambulance stretcher and aim for his spine Didn't even sprawl His friends and family try to jump in, but they are weak due to me systematically poisoning their water supply for 3 months I shoot all 23 of them dead while they shit and puke blood Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"How do we save this shitheap of a martial art? All suggestions and general Power Era nostalgia welcome t. ITF 2nd dan (but not trained in years)"}
+{"text":"you misunderstand me. Like that nunchaku tournament in this thread. Sanda but add weapons."}
+{"text":"divide it in 3 big groups sports let'em do whatever they want. buy belts. kiddy shit martial art bring it back to 90s and before. some do barehand only, some do some yellow guy weapons stuff you won't find irl unless you own them plus knife and stick. we keep belts but you actually earn it on a tournament and you only spend on an official certificate based on your teacher's word). KO, TKO or give up. martial fighting we go OG manuals and myths. survival moves, that's it. Add current weaponry. Colored belts and light, gay uniforms are gone. Sturdy, Judo like gis that are styled like normal clothes for grappling's sake. Shoes stay on. A new, exclusive product: Roman Cestus like gloves (not the spikes kind) the Tae Kwon Do people now carry on their pockets 24/7. Tkd is now a thing you fear and respect again...and then there's foot jabbing with a helmet for the kids"}
+{"text":"The answer is simple, get more practitioners go into mma and kickboxing the more the better because the more successful it becomes the more people will get drawn to it, this is what made bjj so successful despite being the karate/tkd of grappling. Traditional and the asian flare are no longer enough to attract new members and the current members are content in a stagnant bubble just latching to what they know. The only way to progress is through high level competition and that only exist in modern combat sports, this applies to any tma."}
+{"text":"I went to my first taekwondo class tonight and it was just really casual I guess? I don't know what I was expecting, but no one was in a uniform except the two instructors, I was easily the most fit person there, the students I saw were hitting the bags really light and sloppily with no energy, and the young kid (maybe 14) I was training with just whined the entire time about being dizzy from spin kicks. Is this normal? There's only one other place in my town so this might be it for me. I'm on a 30 day free trial so i lose nothing if I don't go back"}
+{"text":"Is this normal? No"}
+{"text":"How likely is it to practice martial arts in home, and how can it be done?"}
+{"text":"Train at home for exercise and fine-tune your techniques. Work out and get stronger when home training. Go all out once you're back in the dojo/home. Get footage of your sparring bouts. Analyze that at home and try to fix your home routine for improvement. Yeah, man. Go spar all day everyday. Stupid ass nigger watches some fight fag youtuber and Joe Rogan once thinks he knows shit. This is some retarded ass post."}
+{"text":"If you go to a school and learn, don't you usually get homework? You can definitely get \"good\" by training by yourself"}
+{"text":"The real trick is that you only train what you actually know. Stop trying to learn new stuff alone, just train your limited knowledge to its peak physicality. A teacher would recognize it and give you something new to work on when you visit. That's like... krotty 101."}
+{"text":"Do you think breakfalls can be trained alone? I’ve tried and I tend to slam my lower back against the ground which doesn’t seem right but since I lack a teacher I don’t actually know for sure."}
+{"text":"Sure, you can even do it with zero equipment if you're okay with the kung fu mindset, which is pretty much doing huge numbers of reps in order to build up to increasingly more difficult movements. You don't learn how to kill people right away but your body becomes a weapon capable of that based on level of daily effort."}
+{"text":"Want to participate in one of the most ultimate extreme sports? Come Skydive. Either do a tandem for ~S220 (Don't get video you will watch it once or twice and it costs $120+) or go through AFF and jump with your own gear every jump ($~3600 for the first 8 jumps or so) Most jumps are $60-70 after that if renting gear, or ~$30 if you have your own. Any questions? Ask away I'm an insutructor"}
+{"text":"IDK but i watched my video more than twice and everytime it feels like im in the sky"}
+{"text":"also i paid 50euros for a video"}
+{"text":"around 100-150 jumps. You need to get used to flying in groups, breaking off, tracking etc and being heads up and altitude aware before you increase speed. Try some sit fly with someone who knows what they are doing (Don't do it alone, you can and WILL fly up jumprun without knowing you are moving) and see if you like it, then save up around 3-5k to buy tunnel time weekly and start learning to freefly there to get as good as possible in as short of a time as possible for the cheapest way possiblre."}
+{"text":"it can't prevent people from being dumbasses doing highly risky maneuvers Not to be a downer but it seems to me that all skydiving fatalities are the result of jumping off of something"}
+{"text":"I mean, I've been there when people in their 50s and 60s have died from hard opening severing their aorta. I've also seen people get hit and killed in freefall."}
+{"text":"Earth Rocker bros keep holdin' it down."}
+{"text":"Happy new year earthrockers"}
+{"text":"we are so back"}
+{"text":"Watch are boy Bam draw all the dimes"}
+{"text":"Ryan Dunn could have saved him, he could have saved us all. jeans and b oots"}
+{"text":"Is it time to accept that Caucasus wrestlers have debunked striking forever?"}
+{"text":"throwing you out the cage The cage should be considerably larger too. This should make it easier to maintain distance from wrestlers."}
+{"text":"BJJ is trendy in the west ever since it was used as the basis for UFC"}
+{"text":"That was an early stoppage"}
+{"text":"It's a shame Khabib v GSP never happened. If he'd been able to match Khabib in wrestling and beat him, it would have underlined the need to improve stand-up game and have that option for when you face another elite grappler. But there aren't really any well-rounded guys who can show them that now."}
+{"text":"Remember when Rousey lost and everyone was like \"she's the sea song of grappling in MMA, the last pure grappler champion\" KEK"}
+{"text":"How do Muay Thai fighters train? Do they do technique, cardio, sparring, and calisthenics?"}
+{"text":"no none of that"}
+{"text":"yes to all"}
+{"text":"20yo autist here, just went and climbed Shasta in December with two friends. Got to about 12k feet before the wind was making it impossible to stand up. I want to go back in May and do Shasta, Hood, and maybe Baker or Adams to get some familiarity with glaciers. Also happen to have a few glacier skills but never tested them out. I'm aware that climbing Shasta was retarded. Any advice?"}
+{"text":"I'd get a guide and get some skills at least if your friends don't know what they're doing either. You can ask them anything you want on the way about planning, what to look for, etc. Did Hood last year with Kaf Adventures wasn't too expensive and good. It's super bootpacked so very hard to get lost but moreso for the knowledge it was beneficial."}
+{"text":"Mountainclimbing is awesome!"}
+{"text":"Why is the peek-a-boo boxing style dead and no longer done by other professional boxers?"}
+{"text":"I don't know. I think this regression we see isn't that coaches aren't passing down knowledge but the general pool of quality coaches getting diluted, and here's my theory why: Too many father trainers. Even though its not a new concept, we have more father-trainers then ever before and it's screwing things up. A lot of father-trainers simply aren't knowledgeable and are learning on the job and it shows when they take another boxer into their fold and fuck them over with bad coaching. The only father-trainer I think is worth a damn is Old Man Chenko who was the Ukraine national amateur coach. Kenny Porter might have chops too but I can't find them."}
+{"text":"Wasn't he 30 when he started losing? it was probably just age, he was shorter and could only contend in that division due to speed"}
+{"text":"It’s a dumb style."}
+{"text":"23 years old when Douglas buried him."}
+{"text":"A thread to discuss Japanese weapon based martial arts and our own martial journey with like minded people, discussion of other Asian systems is welcomed too. what is kendo? Kendo is a modern Japanese budō that uses shinai (bamboo sword) and armor for combat, in its modern purpose is a way to strengthen body and spirit and develop character. is kendo a martial art? Kinda what do I need to start kendo? A shirt and sweat pants your club will likely borrow you the rest when you start what is iaido? Is a Japanese martial art, influenced by zen practices based on different kata (drills) and subdivided in different schools with solo drills based on drawing the sword from the scabbard to defend from an imaginary opponent. what is kenjutsu? Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"There would be no point in creating a system of kendo which allows for strikes to the legs or arms, because that's not what kendo \"is\". In the same way that Judo has no punching or kicking because that isn't what Judo is. Yeah my point or rather, question was why did they decide to cut out all the stuff they cut out and focus exclusively on what kendo currently does. Im not saying entire kenjutsu systems should be done in kendo but it does feel like there's a lot of stuff missing from it. Things like arms and leg strikes aren't kendo but why not? Im not saying kendo should be exactly like kenjutsu but why did they remove so much stuff ."}
+{"text":"Kendo was never meant to be a complete martial system. It's an aesthetic sport, similar to gymnastics and diving in that form matters a lot, and as for why, that's a complicated question with an answer that involves a lot of history. There's a great book called Kendo: Culture of the Sword which goes into real historical depth on the matter."}
+{"text":"Its not an appeal to anything. You're trying to identify something that is \"missing\". It's not. Kendo doesn't do that stuff because that stuff isn't in kendo. That's like asking why a basketball player doesn't practice tackling. It's against the rules. The overly-simple history is that kendo evolved gradually as a way of preserving traditional swordsmanship through standardizing the practice of shinai fencing (gekiken) so that it could be more easily disseminated through schools. Kendo was not made to be a simplified version of kenjutsu, they didn't \"remove\" anything. It was created sort of as a universal style of gekiken that various ryuha were practicing in ADDITION to their regular kata forms. And they didn't do stuff like that in gekiken because those kinds of strikes would injure your opponent. Keep in mind the protective armor has changed very little over 200+ years. The real purpose of gekiken was never thought to actually mirror or replace the kata but provide a sort of additional training with whatever physical/mental benefits it had. Go on youtube and search gekiken and you'll actually find examples of \"kenjutsu\" schools who also practice contact fencing and you'll find that what they end up doing looks much closer to bad kendo than \"real\" kenjutsu. There are even HEMA weeaboos who do wear a fully protective armor practicing stuff like you describe and it rarely ends up looking good or working in my opinion. And the few legitimate Japanese ryuha that do sparring don't really incorporate anything new that a kendoist wouldn't already be able to understand except perhaps more grappling, wrestling to the ground and stuff."}
+{"text":"There's a great book called Kendo: Culture of the Sword which goes into real historical depth on the matter. Thanks, ill check it out."}
+{"text":"Kaki \"The Japanese Dan\" in action day 1 in his 1st makushita match"}
+{"text":"Oddsmakers have Dan as a stronger favorite on Day 1 than they do Horseshoe"}
+{"text":"I just want the assurance that I can defend myself should it come to that INB4 get a gun, I live in Canada so I can't. I'm thinking about joining an MMA gym to do all of it but I don't think I would be able to put in the requisite time for both grappling and striking training while still lifting and doing cardio. If it is possible please tell me because I plan on going to the fighting classes 3-4 times a week, also please give me info on how much to spar including hard sparring, I want to get decent as fast as possible"}
+{"text":"No beginners only rule How do I make this as enticing as possible not to have to go to gay classes of shit that doesn't work irl and help people feel safe on the same move? You can't know what's \"gay and doesn't work IRL\" if you don't know what works to begin with. Ironic you have a no beginners rule when you yourself are clearly a beginner."}
+{"text":"No teaching out boxing to a midget either. \"You can't do X unless you have a certain body type\" is fake and gay. no half an hour of calisthenics Have some house rules And you could have routines for out of shape dudes wanting in, and an entry fitness test just in case. Cool you just added all the gay shit you said you were trying to avoid. That's how you invent \"the Philly shell\" eventually. We already invented the philly shell. All this stuff was developed under specific constraints, aka the rules you abhor so much. \"we take the rules out and adapt stuff\" no you're not, you're just going to develop your own variant that works under whatever rules you inevitably will end up using."}
+{"text":"Skip Starting it over \"How do I make this as enticing as possible?\" (when inviting at a gym, later at untrained people)"}
+{"text":"\"How do I make this as enticing as possible?\" help people feel safe on the same move? this 69 position we are doing let's me bite his nuts lmao"}
+{"text":"Asking what martial art is best for self defense is the wrong way of thinking. What you need to be good at self defense its the following -the ability to go from 0 to 100 instantly. -the ability to end the fight with one technique -Footwork to avoid getting cornered or surrounded -The ability to identify the moment they reach for their weapon and attack at that moment. No martial art gives you that but whatever style you pick, literally whatever style it is, you need to be able to do these things if you want to be able to defend yourself, any other answer is wrong because no style prepares you for that but if you get good at these things literally it doesn't matter what style you do, you'll be fine."}
+{"text":"Hey /xs/, absolute tourist here, do you guys ever discuss skiing or have a skiing general? I see another thread on cross country, but I'm thinking more alpine or freestyle. Bit early in October, but I'm looking forward to this season, hoping I'm well enough to go."}
+{"text":"Just bought myself some gripwalk compatible alpine touring boots for a splitboard set up, can I theoretically buy a pair of park skis and install grip walk bindings on them? How does it compare to standard ski bindings?"}
+{"text":"Pretty much every ski binding produced in at least the past 5 years has GW on them. I have Grip walk boots/bindings on my park skis and though my geriatric 24 yo body doesn't really do corks anymore, they still do well enough on rails and other shit. As long as the boots are rigid enough to take some hard hits, the setup should be fine."}
+{"text":"i'm so fucking hyped for this season bros been going a couple days a season for the last couple years, I took a long break from skiing but had such a nice time at mammoth in January that I splurged and bought the ikon base pass early at a discount. gonna be taking a trip up to june lake in a month with some friends, haven't been to that mountain since I was a kid. for anyone thinking about getting an ikon pass, if you have access to an .edu email address you can get the student discount. I'm 31 but was able to get my pass for like $400 instead of $600 because my old university still lets me use that gmail account."}
+{"text":"Damn I’m 25, turning 26 in a month, and working with a pair of 2023 atomic backland pros just getting into the hobby. Guess I still have more shopping to do."}
+{"text":"Any recommendations for my first personal skis? I'm kinda intermediate and want something which will let me improve and will last me. Mostly groomed tracks, no freeriding."}
+{"text":"A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this"}
+{"text":"Zorb."}
+{"text":"Painting tallies on the side of my zorb like a ww1 fighter pilot each time I knock over a jogger at my local park while zorbing."}
+{"text":"Is this sub still active?"}
+{"text":"Zorbing is eternal"}
+{"text":"have a skateboard as a kid don't mind skateboarding get rid of it as an adult realize skateboarders are awful and skateboarding is bad Have I become a caricature of the out of touch adult? It seems to me just like how golf attracts sociopathic fat rich people, skateboarding attracts sociopathic skinny poor people. I've been attacked by skateboarders as an adult for just minding my own business, they used to see me as one of them, now that I have a job and own my home they see me as an enemy and I see them as an enemy. Instinctively! It's fucking weird I feel like I'm living in a cartoon. Do other people go through this?"}
+{"text":"Once you hit 30 you'll realise that the other people engaging in a hobby/sport do not define it. Just like you don't have to be a beer swilling, soon to be heart attack having, greasy as fuck face having creature to play darts. You can engage with skating however you like and don't need to be a drugged up street urchin wannabe What I'm trying to say is: Get oooooover yourself faaaaaaaggot"}
+{"text":"skateboarders behind majority of brutal skateboard clubbing deaths more news at 11"}
+{"text":"pay us $20 extra and your helmet might actually do what it's supposed to do what a fucking scam."}
+{"text":"wearing a helmet lmao"}
+{"text":"I've never seriously injured my head while skating so I don't need to wear a helmet why do so many people use this excuse?"}
+{"text":"Because they've seriously injured their heads while skating"}
+{"text":"I wear one and just I tell people I have had head injuries when I haven't."}
+{"text":"Nah I'd rather save a few bucks, what could happen?"}
+{"text":"Yeah it felt weird to me there was a trial period, any other red flags I should look for when I go back? I'm at least giving it a fair shot before I go check out the other location, which seems more serious"}
+{"text":"I'm always skeptical if the HNIC is extremely out of shape Or if there's any language about what they're doing being the real stuff and calling other things fake That signals delusion if you genuinely think what you're doing is the only real stuff and nobody else knows what they're doing And I say this as someone hyper critical of my peers and think a lot of them are idiots that totally lost the plot, but I'm not going to say I'm the only one out there that knows what he's doing or even the only one in the area that does"}
+{"text":"Or if there's any language about what they're doing being the real stuff and calling other things fake I didn't hear anything like this really, but I never saw the actual head guy, he was in a different room the whole time"}
+{"text":"Just doesn't seem like you enjoyed it much"}
+{"text":"there are some WIMPS in martial arts, you'll find them all over the place. It's okay, they're working on themselves and trying to be better. That should be applauded. They actually gotta get better though and not shit talk everyone when they leave to save face though. I always say it's okay to have whiners in the low ranks/belts, but you gotta look out for a place if they're filling the middle ranks too."}
+{"text":"soaping bros, we're home"}
+{"text":"i had a snakeboard as a child but me mam never bought the straps."}
+{"text":"not one anon itt has ever soaped. stank ass negros"}
+{"text":"Soaps dudes were kings. Legends. Mega chads."}
+{"text":"holy cringe"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"/xs/! What is best in life?"}
+{"text":"this thread is amongst the most based and will never die"}
+{"text":"2 year post 3 year post will we make it to 4 years? i dunno but my bump will help for now."}
+{"text":"Happy New Year 2026 anons Damn this thread just won't die. Perhaps this thread is what is best in life"}
+{"text":"Based archiver"}
+{"text":"REAL new thread"}
+{"text":"Holy fuck this filter is incredible in multiple ways. Thank you based autist."}
+{"text":"Oh and FYI, I was asking seriously."}
+{"text":"Super late but it's most likely a scar from BCG vaccine"}
+{"text":"That's usually a circle. The scar in question is a horizontal line."}
+{"text":"El toro edition> old thread >"}
+{"text":"You sound like a polfag"}
+{"text":"Ok new thread tomorrow just don't be a faggot whoever posts first"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD SHIT"}
+{"text":"god forbid people enjoy life while making a little bit of noise kill yourself as fast as possible loser faggot"}
+{"text":"hes a fag political grifter he doesnt deserve human rights and neither does anyone who just talks to a camera for mk ultra CIA brownie points"}
+{"text":"Is there any ice skaters here? Figure, dance, speed, freestyle, or even hockey can be included. Not many places to talk about it."}
+{"text":"learning scratch spins I hate it I hate spins in general too. I just don't ever really see the appeal outside of very niche circumstances, even the best skaters it just feels like they're taking you out of the moment so they can check off a box."}
+{"text":"welcum redditors!!"}
+{"text":"Im an Ice addict, not sure if that makes a difference?"}
+{"text":"I'm a figure skater, I didn't compete because I had little support financially but I'm skilled. I've returned to training recently, looking to compete just to bring some new moves and contribute something because skating to win isn't for me. I'm willing to give coaching tips if I remember to come back here, I've coached as well. I know the specific movements and muscles needed, training off ice, and common mistakes. You'd need to post a reference however. But for general advice, many people don't realize the foot muscles needed to skate properly and you either develop them by skating skills or off ice drills. Without it you will struggle."}
+{"text":"Simply become a pairs or ice dancer, girls will fight to get a partner on ice, and you'll likely attract at least one to date"}
+{"text":"man I really hope there's no troons at this club I have bad news Anon. north Georgia Okay maybe you have a chance. Godspeed, my sneed!"}
+{"text":"I'm mostly not wanting my poor wife to have to deal with them lol. I'm in a /g/ line of business, so I'm adept at stonefacing my way through interacting with trannies. Is 800n really necessary for longsword jackets? The regular 350n SPES AP Light sounds to be much more breathable for hot climates, and this club mostly meets outdoors."}
+{"text":"Oh we were just talking about that earlier in the thread, general consensus seems to be that 350n is definitely fine and the light jackets are also perfectly good for longsword. I always thought that was just my group but apparently it's common. I don't know about women though, padding level is inversely correlated with your willingness to have bruises."}
+{"text":"If I remember correctly, the Newton rating is puncture resistance, so not really a tremendous concern unless your opponent is a determined hyperactive spastic genuinely trying to skewer you."}
+{"text":"What's the best cheap sabre waster?"}
+{"text":"Is karate any good, or is BJJ or boxing better?"}
+{"text":"Cover and crash is a pretty effective way to get someone down It doesn't work against other grapplers but against non-grapplers it's the easiest method Basically an automatic win button"}
+{"text":"Ever seen \"Man of Tai Chi\"?"}
+{"text":"Every nerd is a big buff bodybuilder nowadays it means nothing. It's just more embarrassing when Mr 100kg bodybuilder gets destroyed by some 80kg guy"}
+{"text":"Karate is fine, specially kyokushin, boxing is better, bjj is a meme that will get you killed."}
+{"text":"Bjj is good as complementary to wrestling or judo, otherwise you'll have bad takedowns and zero standup game. Karate is good if they do full contact. Boxing is good."}
+{"text":"What are the primary differences between Japanese and Okinawan karate?"}
+{"text":"There is no circumstance where you will ever need to kick someone in the head"}
+{"text":"You can throw a roundhouse kick at targets other than head level too. The roundhouse kick wasn’t part of traditional Okinawan karate, and it doesn’t show up in any kata."}
+{"text":"The roundhouse is a weird mid range kick you invest in to wear an opponent down over time That doesn't align with karate ideals of acting decisively and winning as quickly as possible You have to totally change karate to accommodate that one technique which honestly doesn't bring anything to the party"}
+{"text":"Japanese/point karate is still better than Okinawan karate because while okinawan karate goes in depth into kata and actually teaches what the moves are supposed to be, it almost exclusively trains in kata which is useless for fighting, japanese karate, even if its point karate atleast has sparring to develop the timing and distance management necessary to be able to fight. Modern okinawan karate does sparring sometimes but it looks the same as any other japanese karate style without the secret kata stuff so all the \"useful\" stuff the japanese removed is still useless because if you don't use it in sparring against someone trying to rearrange your face, you simply can't use it in a fight no matter how useful or effective the technique is supposed to be. Even the most efficient jab in boxing is useless if you only ever do shadowboxing and never spar. So all the gay shit the japanese added is still more useful because its regularly used in sparring."}
+{"text":"Japanese karate has less larping, I mean less bunkai or \"practical\" application of kata. Japanese - kata is basically formalized as a dance, but they do it anyway Okinawa - they still pretend kata is useful"}
+{"text":"How fucked am I Posted this on another board before but this one seems better, my apolocheese"}
+{"text":"Good luck! It's not impossible or anything, just realize that you'll probably need to plan ahead for opening classes for income. KB pay is not great."}
+{"text":"Thank you! And I heard that, I could also do boxing, but I love kickboxing much more. Did it a few years when I was 18, but stopped to focus on education etc., biggest mistake of my life lol because it got me nowhere except older. I also heard that connections are pretty important, but my old trainer is a friend of the father of my friend, and he knows all the guys in the country, even the ones who teach the police and stuff. But he is one greedy and slimy mfer, and from the events where I have been, it seems like 90% of promoters and gym trainers are like that, which is honestly one of the parts I look the least forward to, but that's life. Only thing I can do about it is start my own promotion one day and ensure its cool"}
+{"text":"Just train. If you're ready to fight, you'll know. If you aren't cut out for it, you'll know."}
+{"text":"please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley"}
+{"text":"wow"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"Longcat is looooooooong and you made it happen anon"}
+{"text":"You did it. You actually did it."}
+{"text":"Proud of you anon wherever you are"}
+{"text":"Most overrated Skateboarder of all time. All this dude ever did was ollie, no comply, boneless, and caveman boardslides. He couldn't grind for shit, couldn't manual for shit. All his parts suck ass. How he was ever considered like a great legend I will never know."}
+{"text":"Fucking this. He's \"contributing\" too much."}
+{"text":"pretty underground as far as skaters go He's literally in 6 THPS games. You almost couldn't be less underground in the skating realm."}
+{"text":"You want to try to disprove Vallely as a shit skater by posting this?? LMAO. Though it does make me miss the old days where you could just fs 180 off a 1 1/2ft kicker and the crowd goes wild lmao."}
+{"text":"Most overrated Skateboarder of all time But enough about Tony Hawk."}
+{"text":"I swore this guy's name was Mike Valley"}
+{"text":"Why isn't muay thai a big thing outside of ladyboyland if there are so many people who hate grappling and for some reason watch mma?"}
+{"text":"state time where it (whaa-cha! in general) was mainstream in the west despite being oriental talk about how it was popular and sought after despite fights not being necesarilly televised constantly and people watching matches (not like there weren't any, though. It was an era issue, mainly) sprinkle examples of it being incorporated into culture. Also about it being deformed imply nobody gives a shit about it now in comparisson (implicit) (implicit) rise in popularity could happen to another martial art, or like it happened with WSM thanks to youtube and stuff. Like Bare knuckle is trying to pull. Specially if UFC can't rule out the boredom Maybe nobody gives a shit about poor Billy and his nog fatigue, but where his trucking bills get spent. Maybe, tomorrow, will be lei tai tickets."}
+{"text":"The 70s 80s was a different time, no internet etc so karate Bruce lee stuff was seen as the new thing the New craze the new magic that wil btfo 100 guys How internet rules out bullshit"}
+{"text":"yeah I remember looking at some no stupid rules mma stuff online and then during the dagestan UFC arc the views multiplied like 100x Almost as if the internet provided an alternative to \"15 minutes in heaven with some dysgenic\""}
+{"text":"Also nothing more westerner than karate am I right Bad example, as the West doesn't give a shit about karate; any martial art with kata (dance moves meant to help train muscle memory) is generally only taught to children, plus any martial art that talks about chi/ki/qi is openly mocked. bruce lee jet li jackie chan the shaolin myths Steven Seagal I'm not sure you know what karate is, anon. BTW, during the 80s when Eastern martial arts became famous in the West, the one to grow the biggest was Judo. TKD and karate had to be westernized into kickboxing because the mysticism of it all was considered ridiculous."}
+{"text":"Because usa already had boxing for a specialist style, that's not to say boxing is better than Muay thai, i like it far more than boxing but the audience was already captured by boxing so no other style can replace it just like in thai land no other style actually matters because they have Muay thai. Japan has a variety of styles but all are japanese and lets them pick their flavor of autism. Mma was able to grow in usa because the concept of a completely alien style facing eachother like boxing vs wrestling was unique and an entire new genre of autism that tickled the tribalism aspect of human nature. Humans like to create communities and like the feeling of belonging to one and other communities are enemies, this is human nature and its why team sports are so popular, it allows the viewers to feel as part of a community and fight others and prove the superiority of their own, mma allows this which no other specialist style allows. Mma fans that hate grappling hate it not because grappling itself is bad but because the hyperspecialization goes against the very nature of mma, nobody complains about grappling in mma when they are beating the shit out of eachother then scramble and try to rip eachother arms off or flatten their face on the ground, people complain when there's 20 minutes of ground control and minimal strikes or even submission attempts. It would be like if in muay thai someone goes for the clinch but never does anything with it, no knees, elbows or sweeps or if they spend most of the match snap kicking the leg while running away avoiding everything to win on points because the other guy didn't land anything. Muay thai can't be successful outside thailand because everyone else already have their sports established and it doesn't offer anything than the others don't. That said even in thailand its being slowly assimilated by kickboxing and mma."}
+{"text":"I think they talk the most shit out of anyone relative to how much they never fight"}
+{"text":"They also slap and it was a form developed by women, so the theory checks out. TKD is fairly gay however. You ever watch it at the olympics? Just tiny thin gooks flaling pant legs at each other for contact with 0 power. Its like the flag football of martial arts."}
+{"text":"I can find things to respect about shit martial arts, some redeeming quality that makes them worthwhile For TKD I am impressed by the flexibility and balance they cultivate. Even if it's not good for fighting the up side of physical fitness is always a good quality I don't think I have anything nice to say about WC"}
+{"text":"Matt Samurais here, just give in, and sleep"}
+{"text":"The first ip man was alright. I dont know what that means, but sleeping is nice."}
+{"text":"It's Kendo. But you do it with real swords."}
+{"text":"Like this?"}
+{"text":"Of course it's the Germans that do such things. If the Germans do it than the Hungarians must be doing it also as they copy everything from the Germans."}
+{"text":"jew wish"}
+{"text":"Any Pickleball enjoyers in here? We started playing at work every day for a few hours and HOLY SHIT.. it's good"}
+{"text":"I've never been but I ordered some paddles. Will my $25 Walmart paddles work ok?"}
+{"text":"Dude you should try this thread over on /sp Though, pickleball is extreme af.. I saw some guys with face tattoos playing pickleball and they were dri king redball and getting real rowdy."}
+{"text":"I pickle my balls in your mouth, retard."}
+{"text":"there are pickleball courts near my local skatepark and its all balding old men and hot zoomer chicks"}
+{"text":"at work playing for a few hours You don't have a job, you're in daycare."}
+{"text":"I mean I've caused a couple"}
+{"text":"you sure know me a lot, eh?"}
+{"text":"what did you expect? *hork* : \"Wot dee fock didyah just focken sae aboot meh, ya lettle cunt? Ah'eel hav'ya knou Aeh gradoo'e-ted toppo'mah' class ende SBS, end Ahve bean envolved en noomerous se-cret reids end Claret, ond Aeh hav ovah shot mae gun ovah ten fucken taems. Aehm trained end gorilla woh-feh end Aehmdatop snahpeh enden tire UK saylers. You nothen but some wanker to put duqwn tah me, cunt. Ael glass yah eith precission laek you can't seh, mate. You heeren meh? cunt?. Bloody tryn tah talk shet an kick it beh-coss yere in da tv, git? Yah muppet, yoew. As I tak we getten with me lads to stomp yer minging twat, ya daft cunt. Ets close to 90 ende clock soe will flag a trolley, twit. Can get both colors on yah, that's how shet your funny lettle comment was. But yeh could-nt shut yer mouth, could yah? I reckon yer done, mate. Yah wanker.\""}
+{"text":"It walks like a duck, it talks like a duck, it deflects the argument like a duck. I'm speaking in generalizations, mate. Try to be less of an obvious duck."}
+{"text":"what's the argument here?"}
+{"text":"How risky is it to learn to box with vision problems? Is it possible to learn real boxing, meaning with sparring, if you have myopia or moderate astigmatism? I can't stand feeling so insecure about my body and my lack of willpower"}
+{"text":"I'm short sighted and i do kickboxing, it's not a problem, the distance where you throw punches is close enough, yeah you might be at a small disadvantage but it's not like you're aiming for world championship. If you're really worried do grappling instead."}
+{"text":"my vision kinda sucks, the honest answer is that it depends. You're not going to need super hawk vision for anything, you're not looking for them to clench their first in a magic death punch or nothing. If you can see their body and the general twist of their hands, that's gonna be sufficient."}
+{"text":"use the force"}
+{"text":"You can adapt with training. Naoya Inoue sustained a cut during a boxing match against Donaire, which impeded his vision. He compensated by gluing his right hand over his compromised eye, which he learned from watching Donaire himself when it happened to him in a previous fight. webm related Prior to getting eye surgery, former interim UFC champion Justin Gaethje was almost legally blind. 20/60 in one eye and 20/200 in another eye far sighted in one eye and nearsighted in another eye His fighting style at the time reflected this. He used a forward-pressure style with a high guard and relied on taking hits on his forearms and wrestling with his hands to know whether they were close enough to hit."}
+{"text":"There was a local famous heavyweight who wore thick \"Bubbles-style\" glasses when he wasn't fighting"}
+{"text":"Got my gur rank for the styles of Kali and Silat I do two years ago. Still feel like a failure and that I don't deserve it. Fractured ribs on my first Guro ranking attempt which I of course I failed. Does the feeling ever go away?"}
+{"text":"Got my guro rank"}
+{"text":"Hello everybody . So like a 6 months ago my old \"friend\" begged me to lent my dh mtb to his friend, and I told it would be a good idea to strengthen our friendship. with some hesitation I lent it to them the next day. Shortly after 2 days they returned everything was fine, and than they begged me to lent them bike again because his friends bike was broken, and we decided to store it at my basement. Than 1,2 days after they took that broken bike out of basement and sold it. And then begged to lent my dh Bike again for 4 days, because \"I don't need I'm not riding that much\" well yes I was preparing for exams. I said like ok but not for more days, my parents didn't knew that I lent it. Than passed like 2,3 weeks of me literally begging them to return it, also my \"old friend\" was my classmate so I was questioning him every day, and he replied : it's not my problem you lent bike to him not to me. I can write even more in details what happend but it would be long if anyone interested in. After 3 weeks of me begging them they returned me it, transmission destroyed, and every bearing was with rusty water. As an excuse for what they did, they said that I abandoned my friend when we were 13 years old in the forest, and it was telling his friend who wasn't even at the moment it happend, basically imagine the start of small local forest near city where many people hanging out, and we left him in close to exit area waiting for him like literally a wide trail that goes only in one way, as result he walked out with bike only with some mud stains on shirt. And that was an excuse, ok but then they told that they found buyer for my cycle, but they will be selling it without me without my supervision because they told everybody that it's their cycle. I declined it and then they threatened me that they won't give back my tools that I lent them earlier. At this point I told my parents about it, and I got my tools back, and it's not the end of the story. It is too long."}
+{"text":"what lessons did you learn?"}
+{"text":"yea, dont lend people anything. i had to go around to my neighbours to get my paintbrush back that they never used after 3 months,"}
+{"text":"well you learned who your friends really are. As a proper bike autist I never let people borrow anything that I want back in the end. And never to anyone who is black, Indian, or has any kind of YN behavior"}
+{"text":"hi /xs/ this is my cat rupert, hes a very adventurous cat and i was thinking about going skydiving with him. ive been skydiving before and i liked it, does anyone have any experience skydiving with a cat, or any pet?"}
+{"text":"That’s a pretty shitty idea anon, stressing the hell out of your cat for no reason is just abuse. Rupert is very cute though."}
+{"text":"wait, like, THE Rupert? Like picrelated?"}
+{"text":"Rumor has it if a cat has enough time to right itself and spread out their terminal velocity is lower than what it takes to injur them so beyond No gear required, just drop him and he'll be fine"}
+{"text":"OP is this you"}
+{"text":"dude another rupert get, rare added to my collection"}
+{"text":"Wow! What a manifestation of SPIRIT! Forgive my ignorance but, who is the rikishi opposite Asashoryu?"}
+{"text":"filename"}
+{"text":"Our guy."}
+{"text":"think there'll be a new Chris video soon?"}
+{"text":"Geez, I’m sorry. That was extremely newfaggy of me. Thank you for being gracious."}
+{"text":"I hate this company. They ruin every mountain that they touch. They’ve even started going after the mom and pop local hills."}
+{"text":"$300 lift tickets to stand in lines like this."}
+{"text":"Crotched and Sunapee weren't too crazy this last week, that being said their food prices would make a rabbi blush."}
+{"text":"would lowering the ticket prices help?"}
+{"text":"ai photo btw"}
+{"text":"What strength training routines do these types of fighters maintain?Could this be replicated at home?"}
+{"text":"I'd take a look at D1 college wrestling programs and what they do for their conditioning"}
+{"text":"Checked. As other anons have said, the basic compound exercises (squat, bench, deadlift, overhead press, rows) are all good, I'd personally argue that trapbar/hexbar deadlift is a better option for most people than barbell deadlift. Farmer carries (or even holds) can be good for grip strength, hell just hold your last deadlift rep of the day for as long as you can. Like anything consistent training is key, though if you're also training martial arts you need to be careful with your programming: Alternating lifting days and martial arts days, or doing lower lifting intensity on the days you'll train martial arts, etc. I like to do a little lifting before bjj/kickboxing, but the lifting sessions in my case are very minimalist to just maintain strength I've built up over the years. Some other guys at my gym train Mon-Sat, but skip martial arts on Wednesdays to lift full body instead. Lots of different ways to do it. t. Competed in powerlifting for 10 years before switching to bjj and kickboxing"}
+{"text":"They all have different strength requirements. Grapplers need good lower back strength and strong grips and durable strong pulls, they are also very explosive as well. Strikers need cardio and mobility"}
+{"text":"I found a guy on a fb climbing group who ended up being super cool and is very keen on getting me into trad as an outdoor noob. Did my first sport multipitch with him on a fantastic little route. Other than the shitting and crying I did on the way down it was an excellent time. It's been so long since i made a new friend. I love climbing I'm so glad I made a serious effort to do it on hard mode (no gym membership)"}
+{"text":"i'm looking for a shoe that might or might not exist. basically i need a new bouldering/indoor shoe because my old one is falling apart, but over time i started to prefer laces over velcro. so now im left wondering if a soft, but aggressively shaped lace up shoe exists. the closest i found so far is probably the unparallel sirius, but im in europe and cant find it in stock. lasportiva and tenaya might have some options but they seem overpriced. then there is red chili voltage lace, but those are still described as somewhat stiff. any ideas?"}
+{"text":"I think La Sportiva Genius are right up your alley"}
+{"text":"Some shoes to check out: LS genius LS testarossa Scarpa instinct lace (they have softer/stiffer versions I think)"}
+{"text":"If the only thing that hurts about a climbing shoe is the big toe knuckle when applying pressure on the big toe, what is the most likely issue? is it the: size? shape/last? aggressiveness? I somehow doubt that size is the issue since it is only that one area and my shoes fit fine other wise."}
+{"text":"he thinks all guns are sig p320s"}
+{"text":"what went wrong? cheap-ass gear?"}
+{"text":"He hadn't tied a safety knot. so once the rappelling rope was completely taut, the knot tying him to the end of it came loose? isn't it the mistake which just killed him? seems important"}
+{"text":"ah ty eheheh"}
+{"text":"if I jumped over woodchippers for fun and fell in one day that wouldn't be an accident"}
+{"text":"Why should I do kendo?"}
+{"text":"nerds \"\"\"\"research\"\"\"\"\" It's not the nerd part that's inherently a problem. It's being a nerd who can't fight. Shad is not a fighter (as evidenced by him cherrypicking a novice HEMA fighter to spar against and still looking like shit) and he's not a real academic either. He's peak of Mt. Stupid and it's shocking that anyone takes his opinions seriously. Remember the flail video? they are the primary factor in dispelling them. Shad himself is creating myths about flails being useless when the actual research shows the opposite. Even the other HEMAtubers disagree with him there, including Skallagrim who you mentioned."}
+{"text":"it's shocking that anyone takes his opinions seriously. You're seemingly more fixated on him than I am. I merely brought him up because he's an example of a guy who dispelled a myth. You implying that I worship everything he says is a bit of a strawman; do better. Shad himself is creating myths about flails being useless when the actual research shows the opposite. He never said they were useless, anyone who's ever been to a high school physics class can understand how devastating a flail can be. He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believe. The video I was referring to, however, was when he explained that every flail that has the weighted end as the same length as the handle is fake. Lo and behold, many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation."}
+{"text":"He merely thinks they are not as common in the battlefield as the media would have you believe If anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist. many museums started to check their collections with radiocarbon dating, SEM-EDX, or combustion analysis and realized that a bunch of flails were reproductions or forgeries made centuries after their original estimation. You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that."}
+{"text":"Kendo would be a lot more fun to watch if they also hit the legs. Also watching videos of kenjutsu, the techniques they do used a lot more angles and binds, i know kendo focuses on a single smack and i like how fast they are when they let the shinai go (after a millennia of feeling out the opponent) but i feel like kendo could very easily incorporate more kenjutsu techniques and it would be fun to see with how fast they can get."}
+{"text":"If anything, they're more common than people believe, since the popular opinion pendulum has shifted into people thinking they're solely fantasy weapons that didn't even really exist. Fair enough, back when I talked to history dorks a decade ago, many people thought that every single knight had unique weapons like that. I wasn't aware of a shift in thinking and that now people think they didn't exist. You vastly overrate Shad's influence if you think he was the driving force behind that. He used to be very popular back when he was making videos on castle architecture rather than the garbage movie reviews and fantasy weapon reviews he makes nowadays. He's currently unwatchable, but that wasn't always the case."}
+{"text":"A new comfy F1 general now that the old one has gone off the rails lately No Anime No Twitterposting No Redditposting No posting literal shit Strawposting and Gimiposting welcome Also reminder that F1 has had more deaths than many of the sports on this board, therefore extreme"}
+{"text":"The sky commentators are such senile br*ts, they're awful. Although I don't really like the f1tv play-by-play commentator, he has a weird inflection he always does with his voice like he's telling a stupid joke constantly"}
+{"text":"McLaren losing the championship just to keep the brit ahead of the aussie. What a shit team."}
+{"text":"Tsunoda kamikaze"}
+{"text":"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}
+{"text":"Be Mota Bhai Struggling on YouTube since 6 years Got an e-girl GF She cheats on me I leak her number to my friend out of spite to give her threats Friend ghosts me and leaks her number further Everyone hates me now See my egirl talking to D0perman on his stream Jealousy. Pure pain. Start beef with D0perman Get roasted by him and his entire audience Leave the call in frustration Smoke cigarettes to numb the pain Delete discord Delete youtube Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Wrong board."}
+{"text":"kys shiteater rapebaby spammer hindu cockworshipper poop demon"}
+{"text":"Why do so many youtuber/streamers have girlfriends that cheat on them?"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"hard sparring more than 4x a year Couldn't be me!"}
+{"text":"display a lack of reading comprehension Projecting after misreading my comment. sad."}
+{"text":"as an amateur, i like heavy sparring because i find it fun. As long as you make a rule of not trying to kill your partner (as in, be careful with head-hits), both parties can enjoy it. I dislike light sparring as it gives amateurs false confidence in their abilities, and people can take advantage of that you'll be slower by spamming range like side-kicks."}
+{"text":"BOSS in south africa? Wtf is this."}
+{"text":"If you don't like sparring then don't spar, it's that simple. If you want to test yourself knowing that you're going to get hit in the head, then go for it. Boxing's not for everyone."}
+{"text":"I think in the military they just shoot people and if that doesn't work they stab them"}
+{"text":"Connor v Khabib was the series finale of MMA It's been over since then"}
+{"text":"that font is hideous"}
+{"text":"How would you create a martial art that had as it's main purpose to be most effective against UNTRAINED people? Are there any techniques that are useless in a trained context but disproportionally effective when used against untrained people? Kind of like how in chess there are openings that are principally not sound and easily rebuked by people who know how to play chess, but allow you to easily checkmate a complete beginner (like the scholar's mate)."}
+{"text":"By combining the basics of most effective martial arts. Being proficient in the 1-2, the front kick, the single leg, osotogari and the rear naked choke will make you leaps and bounds better than the average joe provided you don't have a massive size disadvantage. Also add: a proper guard and footwork Keyword: proficient. And also constantly training"}
+{"text":"Now that I really think about it, Silat kind of fits the vibe. If you're trained, half the shit doesn't really work or apply, but if you're against an untrained opponent most of the stuff is very \"pain compliance\" and demoralizing attacks"}
+{"text":"Something that relies on reflex or attacking in an unorthodox way or odd areas."}
+{"text":"Yeah, literally any martial art in which you've had some training"}
+{"text":"That’s just sport bjj. Against trained opponents most sport jiu jitsu goes out the window but against untrained people you can just start doing ridiculous flashy shit and it works because they don’t know what they’re doing. you could literally just pull guard and imanari roll/ bolo them and it works fine."}
+{"text":"How extreme is too extreme?"}
+{"text":"KOTS"}
+{"text":"I really want to take up a martial art, and have since I was a kid, but have an internal defibrillator. It's a preventative measure, and I lift weights/run with no issues. Any ideas what ones would be appropriate? Basically anything where I'm not about to get struck hard and repeatedly in the chest (I own a small shield for it that can fit under clothing very easily/allows for full range of movement, so occasional accidental striking of it/pressing on it is no issue)."}
+{"text":"No thats a lot of striking and often on the chest"}
+{"text":"Is it? I thought the chest was a non-scoring area?"}
+{"text":"I think it's just head and hands that score but I don't know, never done it before"}
+{"text":"That could work for me then. I have a little paceguard thing I can wear over my defrib, and it works pretty well. It'd almost certainly fit under the armor based on what I've seen."}
+{"text":"You are broken, fundamentally. Don't do martial arts. You shouldn't even exist."}
+{"text":"what martial art should i do after taekwondo? i'm currently abt to be a black belt in ITF taekwondo and i noticed that it kinda sucks due to the lack of handwork. ive been thinking of exploring either judo (since im pretty big) or eskrima (for grappling techniques and knifeplay). in general im looking for a style that is more hands-focused to go with the footwork of taekwondo"}
+{"text":"Will you become an amazing all around fighter who can threaten competent fighters? Probably not Can you kick a crackhead in the chest and make him rethink his decision? Probably yes Not everyone has to be super optimal MMA guy"}
+{"text":"Since you have kicks boxing or kick boxing. Escrima seems cool but hard to find a good gym."}
+{"text":"those that aim to redirect the oponent's energy, like aikido, hapkido, daito ryu, taijutsu, etc. i'm kinda interested in them, especially taijutsu and hapkido, but dunno what i should expect exactly (in order to not fall into a mcdojo), so if anyone has experience in them please share, as well as your thoughts on them"}
+{"text":"At the schools I've visited kata seems to be mostly a niche old guy activity or done only for higher belt promotions."}
+{"text":"Actually that's real and not from one of Seagal movies. It's hard to tell because he's always pure kino."}
+{"text":"I don't think the idea of taijutsu is just redirection. It's more like fucking around until the oponent has no tension, then exploiting that."}
+{"text":"If you want to learn the art go for it but don't expect to be able to use the techniques they way they teach you because they teach it wrong for fighting, do it for the love of the game. That said the core principle of redirecting energy is legit and legit overpowered if you do it right. The most important thing to learn is the twitch from daito ryu, i call it like that idk if it has an actual name but what they do is that they do a tiny push or pull to get you to resists in the opposite motion and then do the technique opposite to your reaction, for example they first bump you back so you resists forward and then pull you as you resists, its a tiny motion, almost imperceptible but 100% legit and you can use this concept in more legit martial arts like mma, wrestling and judo. Aikido does basically the same thing but in a circular motion, all you need from aikido is to instead of resisting head on, to simply move to the side and rotate to push or pull the opponent into you. Hapkido is literally just aikido but fast and explosive and teaches how to use the techniques against karate style striking which is slightly better than aikido. If you must I would recommend hapkido because they are legit athletic as fuck, you learn basically everything aikido and daito ryu do and then you can do something more legit focusing on the concepts of energy redirection, not the techniques they teach you, only the concept."}
+{"text":"OP here, so in the end i ended up getting into BJJ and it's been a lot of fun. these three months have been great and i've learned a ton of stuff. i would've liked to get into hapkido but there are no dojangs nearby =(. sound cool, didn't realize that. wish the bujinkan wasn't a scam though :/. thanks for the explanation! i'd love to get into one of these martial arts someday, especially hapkido, hopefully i'll find some place that isn't like 2 hours from where i live •~•"}
+{"text":"lets say your walking down the street and u bump into a guy. one things leads into another your granted a fair 1v1 no weapons only limbs. (kicks and whatnot allowed) but you cant back out. what kind of clothing would be best? would you regular street wear help you? i usally wear a nike tech fleece very breathable and moveable material and typical sneakers. only thing that might through me off is if im wearing some jeans that day. i think perfect fighting outfit would be a good sports tracksuit like the nike tech suit and some sort of sneaker that u can grip the floor in and kick with but thats not too limiting. on the foot"}
+{"text":"im naked honestly i know i can just karate chop his arm and snap his arm"}
+{"text":"bad advice converse are too light and too hard under the foot for what you want you might as well be wearing sandals because converse actually the stitching in the back hurts your feet + if you kick with your toe in shoes youre defective i shouldnt even tell you that anyway get some loafers and re sole them with hard cork and leather"}
+{"text":"you know like vans are loafers or boat loafers youre not restricted to dressing like a gay himosexual kazakh or albanian man to win in fights"}
+{"text":"I would wear the armour of thorns from dark souls."}
+{"text":"optimal fight wear RETVRN TO TRADITION"}
+{"text":"What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight?"}
+{"text":"Go and fight him and see how you do"}
+{"text":"They rarely get into fights since people are afraid of them due to their size. So they rarely get into fights which means they lack experience. Big guys who actually have fighting experience will fuck most people up"}
+{"text":"What's up with huge guy usually not knowing how to fight? they rely on size to intimidate and strength if they do fight, but a real fighter is not intimidated and knows how to beat fatty."}
+{"text":"Promoted to orange belt!(in case anyone is wondering yes that’s a capybara shirt I’m wearing underneath ) It’s been an awesome 1.3 years of judo! I’ve been improving my technique and did amazing at two recent tournaments. The progress shall continue to be strong"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"congrats, anon, hope ur school competes a lot! randori footage when?"}
+{"text":"are you really on here posting real irl pics of your actual face my negro?"}
+{"text":"Why not? I'm proud of it."}
+{"text":"Why is Morihei Ueshiba on the wall? And what's the story with the girl?"}
+{"text":"Why are BJJ channels such obnoxious faggots?"}
+{"text":"Why has my description of a threeway bjj match offended you?"}
+{"text":"Lmfao imagine paying a $150 a annual registration that involves giving up your passport info and biometrics to a Brazilian corporation, then paying $160 per competition on top of it Ibjjf is an IQ tes"}
+{"text":"kek"}
+{"text":"It's not really hard to grapple multiple people at once They tend to get into each other's way"}
+{"text":"Loser cope"}
+{"text":"Just found out about this sport. Seems too cool to be this niche. Anyone into it?"}
+{"text":"No tricking thread? It was tentatively lumped into the parkour thread under the assumption that there wouldn't be enough discussion to sustain separate threads but it's definitely different enough to warrant a distinct thread if there's adequate interest. You might find some posts relevant to your interests there either way: Freerunners can post, too. Maybe even gymnasts and trickers if you don't get your own thread up and running. Anyone into it? I keep up with some basic parkour and I used to train taekwondo but I've never combined the two enough to be considered tricking. I tried to learn backflips once with the help of two coaches: one thought I had it and the other thought I needed assistance through the flip so I got pushed on one side and not the other, resulting in me rotating sideways and kicking the coach who didn't push me in his head hard enough to put an end to backflip lessons. Sometimes. Tricking consists of gymnastics movements like that combined with martial arts movements like high kicks. Jujimufu on YouTube is somewhat mainstream and was primarily a tricker before he became a bodybuilder. I think the reason people don't know about trickers is that there's too much overlap between movement disciplines and a normie doesn't know or care whether the practitioner in a seven second social media clip is doing tricking, freerunning, wushu, taekwondo, parkour, gymnastics, etc., etc. so they just assume it's whatever discipline they're most familiar with or that the individual is simply doing a flip outside of the context of a specific art. Jujimufu memed himself as the \"anabolic acrobat\" because everybody knows basically what an acrobat is and that's close enough to what tricking is to get the point across."}
+{"text":"what if we took martial arts and made it gay as fuck"}
+{"text":"Everything that's too difficult for my fat obese sedentary ass to do is bad"}
+{"text":"They're basically doing martial arts wuxia movie fight choreography without an opponent"}
+{"text":"I always thought these types of sports were cool because you can pretty much do them anywhere without any equipment. Like at almost any moment, you could just bust out a cool flip and a kick and anyone who happens to see it will be amazed. Seems like an easy way to elicit attention to yourself"}
+{"text":"Would've been GOAT if he wasn't diseased and dying to the cold and flu. He could've been triple champ. DESTROYS Anderson Silva, Israel Adesanya, Alex Pereira, Sean Strickland, DDP. DESTROYS Jiri Prochazka, Jamahal Hill, Glover Texeira. Beats up Magomed Ankalaev, beats Jon Jones. DESTROYS Jack Della Maddalena, Belal Muhammad. Beats Kamaru Usman, Islam Makhachev, GSP."}
+{"text":"good bjj guys or excellent wrestlers such as bo might be able to beat him desu as retarded as this sounds... But otherwise his double leg is retarded fast like a divine flash thunderbolt of the gods. I don't see anyone contending stopping it"}
+{"text":"is it the beard?"}
+{"text":"And why would Dana piss on Trump's head like that?"}
+{"text":"Where to torrent ufc? Pirate Bay quit doing it like 5 months ago"}
+{"text":"trying to decide between going for a walk or playing disc golf. Played disc golf yesterday for reference."}
+{"text":"It's a great sport. Once you start buying you cant stop tho. Just picked these up from my local shop."}
+{"text":"Chuddy Holluy"}
+{"text":"Love Clash, but I hate the look of the Steady Ring."}
+{"text":"They're just so expensive in NA. Best plastic in the industry by far."}
+{"text":"For sure, I wish they had a proper distributor. I love their Sunny plastic, it's too bad they don't seem run it very often."}
+{"text":"why don't more people skate with bigger wheels? I'm talking 60mm and above. it feels so much better to skate when you're not trying to balance precariously on little tiny baby wheels, where even a speck of dust will send you flying."}
+{"text":"retard"}
+{"text":"fpbp OP exposed as kook"}
+{"text":"58s are about right, trucks with a shorter wheelbase will help offset the steepness for pop (ie ace, venture v8 but I haven't tried them yet idk if the wheelbite will be bad)"}
+{"text":"I only skate 56mm and up. Mostly 60mm slimeballs or oj's. It does make some things harder but I love the amount of speed you can sustain on big wheels. Plus they just look cooler."}
+{"text":"to the kids these days trends on this have swung back and forth a couple times. the desirable wheel diameter when i was a kid in the 90s was around 40mm. just completely ridiculous for anything other than pristine smooth skateparks."}
+{"text":"Koga Roga Soga who's gonna take Toga and Goga"}
+{"text":"The previous threads before the dan threads didn't hit bump limit before you made a new thread danschizo."}
+{"text":"Neither had the previous when I (neither dan nor anti-dan) made the Futabayama on a bike thread. Stop being gay about pointless things."}
+{"text":"You literally chimped out in those regular sumo threads that hadn't hit file limit yet that people weren't using your dan thread."}
+{"text":"lol, you're a fucking retard. at least half those were me, and I do not danpost. Idiot."}
+{"text":"I want to learn something that would actually teach me how to use a weapon, near me they have fencing, eskrima and kendo. Of these three which one would have the most real life applicability?"}
+{"text":"Maybe instead of saying fast progress I should have said I’m afraid of making slow progress at 50% speed because of bad teachers. I don’t have a lot of time to waste as I’m getting older. I don’t mind putting in the hours but I don’t want to do it purely out of bad teaching slowing me down. I’m trying to get back into shape for firefighting so I also don’t have a lot of time either in general for periods of the year. not enough to waste without making progress if that makes sense. my biggest concern is putting in 500 hours into something I could have gotten just as good at in 300 hours with the right teachers. But I don’t mind putting the time in if it pays off. Smart What are your places like you trained at? How did you find them? I think they’re all cool I think that some of them are cooler than others though. it doesn’t make sense for me to travel 3 hours to a place to practice though and it doesn’t make sense for me to do nothing because I don’t have what I “want” to do near me, so I’m willing to be flexible. I’d like to get to the point I can compete in a year or two. it seems like fun recreationally. And I’m concerned with making fast beginner progress in the first few months so I don’t get bored. that happened with me an TKD when I was much younger where they wanted me to do the 20 step kata over and over when what I wanted to do was two or three step drills and light sparring and practicing individual moves to get the form down. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"You can compete within a year or two in both western fencing and kendo. Ask the club how often they usually have competitions. You usually will be practicing for around 6 months in kendo before you can start wearing the protective armor (bogu). Before then you can’t really “spar”, you’ll be learning footwork and basic swings. The reason is because wearing the armor too early can actually mess up your kendo and make you form bad habits early on. Olympic fencing also places a big emphasis on footwork first, but I think generally you can start sparring much earlier. Ask the instructor what their timeline for beginners looks like. Btw, iaido has almost no actual “fencing” component to it. It’s basically all kata as you describe."}
+{"text":"What are your places like you trained at? How did you find them? I didn't write that, it's in the thread I also quoted, but it's something we have all come to agree if a self defense/competition place is what you want. That aside, I'm a judoka. The only serious, proper (as in, not ridiculously small garages) place I could find was a national judo dojo for training Olympic athletes. A shodan there was granted permission to teach to adult beginners."}
+{"text":"Learn anatomy. Find some friends and start stress testing with training knives or noodles. Hell, use a marker or a brush with some shit on it to track contact. Start slow, try to strike a certain area, and have your friend try to defend or even disarm. Speed the movements up, slowly working up towards a realistic speed. Try every variation possible, and practice it all. Then introduce some combo strikes, find a flow. Then realize how FUCKED you would be in a real knife v knife scenario. Techniques won't do jack fucking shit for you in practice, motor skills and actually understanding movement/principles will. You need to learn to intuitively put the pointy thing deep enough into the soft thing while your opponent is spazzing or offering resistance."}
+{"text":"Eskrima/Kali is tons fun. Get some sticks and practice solo drills with YT videos if there is no school you can go to. There is about a 0 chance you will get into a stick on stick fight in real life, but knowing how to hit someone else with one could very well come in handy. Also, the drills are just a lot of fun and build great coordination."}
+{"text":"Stupid fucking retarded french SNCF doesn't allow snowboards on trains but allows skis I read the official policy and it's apparently even more retarded than that. They have NO restrictions on skis, but snowboard is restricted to 130 x 90 cm Fucking what? Kill yourselves frog munching snail slurping fags Any suggestions? Should I say fuck it and take my snowboard on? I'm taking the tvg lyria from Paris to geneva"}
+{"text":"Have you considered just having a car and not being a loser."}
+{"text":"I'm an AMERICAN ok you french loving faggot I have two at home. And these are REAL cars, MAN cars. I can fit your crappy peugeoto pussy wagon in my cars glove box ok? I thought it would be fun to take the europoor transit system. Now I am seeing why FREE AMERICA has no shitty trains."}
+{"text":"If your american then you should just rent a car you'll likely enjoy driving over there anyways."}
+{"text":"Just bring your car over if you're so rich then, faggot."}
+{"text":"Just put them in a ski bag ? From experiance they are not gonna check the bag size anyway."}
+{"text":"Fresh melons edition > old thread"}
+{"text":"Yea actually black people say they like my shoes a lot lmao"}
+{"text":"As I get later into my sesh I tend to get nose to tail wobble when squatting down for an ollie attempt, it's getting to be a real pain in the ass. Think I'm either over squatting or overworking my hams such that they're getting too weak, need to strengthen them up first, not sure..."}
+{"text":"I'm pretty sure Mitchie is a kike pedophile. I just can't prove it yet."}
+{"text":"She wanted your cock inside her"}
+{"text":"NEW ONE"}
+{"text":"check my high performance fork oil"}
+{"text":"Wth am I supposed to do during the winter? I domt believe the trails will be ridable in below freezing conditions. I will expect everything to be covered in ice. Shpuld I take up skiing?"}
+{"text":"fat bike and/or studs. I never stop riding."}
+{"text":"clips are easy mode and always will be. ironic you call it cope when this is probably the biggest cope I’ve ever heard yet from a flatsnigger."}
+{"text":"This appears to be the closest thing to a dirtbike general on this entire website (/o/ is road only, /out/ doesn't do motors) so here we go 95% of my dirtbike experience is on mx tracks. Last time I tried single track trail riding, I was going at a pretty slow speed through a roller-y stretch that was somewhere between a fire road and a trail. Next thing I know, I was laying down in a helicopter, then I was in a hospital. Buddy of mine whonI was riding with was a minute ahead of me so he didn't see how I went down, but he did have to do CPR to get me to breathe again. Apparently I started tard raging and trying to escape on by pushing my bike up a steep hill but I couldnt as my shoulder blade was shattered. Is there any compelling reason to ever try single track trails ever again? Based on POV footage of guys who are actually good at riding them, it seems like the peak of the whole experience amounts to five finger fillet except, it's you weaving through trees instead of a knife weaving through your fingers. A whole lot of effort for no air, no bitches, and no red bull sponsorship."}
+{"text":"Do you consider horseback riding an extreme sport?"}
+{"text":"Hurdle hopping? No. Rodeo riding? Yes."}
+{"text":"It's a full body plank that requires extensive knowledge of the horse to maintain speed and balance. We learned from training Mustang war horses for WW1 that you can easily kill a horse from over use."}
+{"text":"white girl activity"}
+{"text":"well usually a martial artist can't kick you in the head nearly as hard"}
+{"text":"Do you consider horseback riding an extreme sport? As opposed to what, horsefront riding?"}
+{"text":"Rie Tsukihiji, a pioneer in the world of women's sumo, passed away on July 23rd 2024 at the young age of 46. She was an active figure in women's sumo from the early days of the sport, when it was still called \"new sumo.\" She was a legend, having won 11 consecutive open-weight championships starting from the first All Japan Championship in 1996. She is 159 cm tall and weighs 150 kg. She started sumo late, after entering Takudai University, but her powerful style of wrestling made her a star on the world stage. She won a gold medal at the World Women's Sumo Championship. Why does nobody seem to care? nothing in jap media or anywhere."}
+{"text":"Did this bitch just use sumo as an excuse to become a lardass and eat and eat?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, I need to see Japanese mature BBW tits. It's traditional."}
+{"text":"More like extremely obese."}
+{"text":"bumping after 4 fucking months to post this brain dead retardation What the fuck is wrong with your dumb fucking shitty little greasy brain, moron You have obesity of the mind, dipshit Fatheaded fucktard What an embarrassment you are"}
+{"text":"active figure"}
+{"text":"joints hurt your response?"}
+{"text":"tiger style TIGER STYLE WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH"}
+{"text":"netflix and chill"}
+{"text":"I'm not a young man any more, it's time to start taking things more easily and stop putting unnecessary strain on my joints. I will not let my foolish ego cause me to self-harm."}
+{"text":"Do not put on with dyed clothes. whites only, best not to wear clothes. that said remember tendon and fascia injuries/transformations take 9 months."}
+{"text":"I bought sketchy ass dit da jow, I haven't dislocated my shoulder since."}
+{"text":"im looking for ideas for a gambling site, i think there's opportunity to create something really fun and idiotic for people to gamble on, something that isn't dull like horse racing. Marble racing is cool but its been done before, claw machines same thing. With AI you can code things with zero effort, but it doesn't have the human creativity for good concepts. please give me your suggestions on what cool and fun virtual things you would like to bet on and how the game would function.. e.g race/chance/obstacles.. and if you're interesting in collaborating potentially drop a disc"}
+{"text":"With AI you can code stopped reading lol"}
+{"text":"40+ anons. What martial arts do you train? When did you start? Do you train/lift outside of martial arts? I'm looking to get back into judo/boxing but i'm an old fat piece of shit right now. Any suggestions for training smart as an old guy?"}
+{"text":"I'm trying to go slow. I'm about a week into 5x5 Stronglifts. I'm going to wait a couple of months before I start judo again because I should probably lose some weight before rolling around. I hurt my back doing barbell rolls on stronglifts before, had to take a break from lifting and judo. If I get hurt again, i'm thinking i'll just start doing body weight exercises and muay thai, and try to lose more weight than i'd like. I'm going to start incorporating yoga to help with flexibility and tendons and all that. but yeah right now the plan is to go slow, build muscle and flexibility and lose a little weight. thx anon, i might look it up. i'm trying to not overload myself with info because that's an endless road to go down. the guy on the cover looks at least 60 lol. that's a hell of a work load, good for you man. i'm mainly interested in judo/jujitsu for grappling and muay thai for striking. I wish kung fu worked because it looks cool as fuck. part of me died inside when I was younger and realized kung fu is worthless for defense, but I do recognize it's mental and physical attributes. i love fencing, i took a few classes when i was younger. i wish i had endless time and money to be able to train all the things i want. but you can only walk one path at a time i guess. I'm overweight and out of shape and i'm trying to fix that, but i haven't really had any physical issues at all, other than popping something in my back a while ago while doing barbell rows. i go back and forth between deciding whether or not to stay kind of big/chunky but strong and focus on grappling, or losing more weight to get more limber to prevent injuries."}
+{"text":"THANKS FOR THE MILK, MARK Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxing, that's not to say that you shouldn't do boxing."}
+{"text":"I'm fat I should probably lose some weight thx anon, i might look it up. i'm trying to not overload myself with info because that's an endless road to go down. If you're already dealing with training injuries I might suggest either pirating or buying a digital copy and doing a Ctrl+f search for recommendations around that specific injury (it doesn't have everything but it has some of the common ones). I used my digital copy as a reference before buying a physical copy to read outright. Pic related are some excerpts I was discussing with a friend who was struggling to bench with a recurring shoulder injury. Judo will teach you how to fall. That's why I would place it before boxing Very solid suggestion. It sounds like OP used to do judo so he should already know how to drill ukemi. Adding this to his daily routine could do a lot towards injury prevention."}
+{"text":"dont roll or spar with someone you wouldnt do acid with"}
+{"text":"5x5 Stronglifts lifting weights is not martial arts. MA is for fighting, the training helps with strength and conditioning. As you get older heavy weights are not your friend. Moderate to light lifting and cardio is best. The best cardio is some combo of fighting practice because the older you get the more likely you are to need it, its just statistics. If you need it its always unexpected - gas station, coming out of a store, getting into your car. Carry a knife and spray. Its always better to be prepared instead of being a victim."}
+{"text":"Pros Game looks great and plays amazingly Fixed the issue from 1+2 where if you shoot out of a curve at a angle you can land safe New tracks are well integrated besides Doom songs that are ripped straight from YouTube New skaters and cutscenes are neat New secrets are fun 2 minute timer surprisingly works good for 4 almost like 4 was bad anyways 4 maps look great and aren’t just a single texture or look like create a park anymore Tons of customization Bam Margara back Cons Visuel clutter mainly on the 3 maps but still playable Removed secrets and objectives that could’ve stayed Some songs don’t fit Zoomer Ninja Turtle Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"they absolutely murdered thps4, i liked the thps3 remake though"}
+{"text":"I installed it and got board after completing the first level in THPS3. Totally bummed that they got rid of the open world in THPS4."}
+{"text":"Bam and CKY = 11/10"}
+{"text":"Why does this thread still have the halloween filter?"}
+{"text":"What use does aikido have? Most people I talk to consider it useless."}
+{"text":"Care to go into more detail on the deep level point?"}
+{"text":"[The kotodama was created together with the universe and is being guided by nature. This world is becoming bigger and expanding every day. It is growing daily and the Great Spirit of the Creation of the Universe is unfolding. Although Heaven and Earth are heading towards completion, we see many peoples, especially Japanese, who have not realized this fact. Since it is high time for us to accept this new happiness, I want to help them awaken from their dream soon and to create a friendly family by gathering together their wandering spirits....First of all, everything should have a center. There is the sun in the heavens, and there should be a center on earth. You cannot work without a center...The Emperor is democracy.]-Yomiuri newspaper interview of Ueshiba on May 27, 1956 [“ Relocating to Manchuria in March 1936, Tomiki became a part-time instructor at Daido Gakuin and taught aikibudo to the Kanton Army and the Imperial Household Agency....Largely through Tomiki’s efforts, aiki training become a compulsory subject for students of judo and kendo, and therefore he sent for his close associate Hideo Oba, then a 5th dan, from Akita in order to develop a teaching staff. Also, Morihei Ueshiba made regular fall trips to Manchuria during these years also to conduct classes at Kenkoku University.]-Aiki News #128 by Stanley Pranin Aikido was previously directly connected to the various nationalist fraternities that was directly involved with the japanese occupation/the war effort. Having largely scrubbed it's public image clean aikido as it exists today is still centrally a practice for cultivating the stereotypically japanese social skill of \"reading the air\" through physical exercise. The alternative dojo hierarchy around belt ranks/the founder comes complete with all the reverential submission expected within japanese society right down to ancestor worship at the house shrine."}
+{"text":"Never heard the term reading the air before. Have anywhere I could read up on that?"}
+{"text":"Aikido always struck me as a good way to train lightly after your body has been beaten up by a lifetime of judo, BJJ, wrestling, etc. I definitely think that you should get a solid grounding in a practical grappling style before moving to Aikido, though. The main problem with Aikido is the lack of non compliant sparring. Sparring, even light sparring, is a good way to filter out bullshit techniques."}
+{"text":"Isn't it the \"Reading the Room\" thing that happens in anime whenever a character makes a faux pas?"}
+{"text":"I know you got mental problems but grabbing the outside of the thigh isn't attempting an uchimuso."}
+{"text":"how do you not yusho Futabayama"}
+{"text":"more embarrassing as a yokozuna than Kakuryu Kakuryu had the most hinkaku of any of them. Always liked that about him even though he wasn't as dominant."}
+{"text":"I’d like to be able to watch something without niggers, beaners, and women. The exclusivity is a big part of the appeal."}
+{"text":"Why?"}
+{"text":"what kind of judo toss is it called when you slam the guy over your knee and crack his ribs and spleen? t. hurt bjj guy"}
+{"text":"ura bane"}
+{"text":"it's illegal right? yeah and why does a judo guy even know this leg locking technique It's a very well known noob trap move that everyone gets done on them eventually. also why wouldn't judo guys know it? it's literally in the canon of judo."}
+{"text":"kek thats exactly what i thought but it hurts to laugh now :("}
+{"text":"New thread New thread New thread"}
+{"text":"I still consider this to be a Mute grab. It can be a Weddle on skateboards and snowboards, but as far as I know Chris Weddle wasn't a skier, and thus had no input on the creation or naming of this trick. It's still Mute on skis. What name do you prefer?"}
+{"text":"Wear a coat."}
+{"text":"Skate really hard so your body produces more heat."}
+{"text":"Do you skate at night? If yes, what equipment do you use? If no, why?"}
+{"text":"Anyone from the UK? Is it allowed to use inline skates on the road? Pavement? Cycle paths?"}
+{"text":"I usually tried to avoid skating under 10C, 5 is kinda pushing it Just long jeans jnsteatof shorts, will try some thermo leggings and shorts maybe, and I wear a thicker winter biking jacket with the pockets at the back (for water etc) and another layer under like a t-shirt or so. I mainly do urban speed runs with little to no tricks From October or so onward I basically only use the wet setup with MPC storm surge wheels which are basically magic, even on wet roads it grips like it was dry Wet leaves will still get you no matter what and are the real problem I don't skate so much at night aka after 16:00 (that's 4pm for freedom land) this time of the year but otherwise I wear a helmet with a cheap headlight tiewrapped to it, more so others can see me properly, and I have another red one in a semi-transparent back pocket, there's lots of options in that regard You can also swap one of your wheels with one of those LED wheels on each foot, check that they're not overly slow due to the friction that makes the LED work"}
+{"text":"Nope, rip em It's his fault if he hurts his fingers, he made the choice to death grip you"}
+{"text":"why is the standup in jiujitsu so gay and retarded? people just slapping collar ties or shooting with no setup. and i see this happening with higher level people and people with mma/wrestling experience so it's not only a skill issue. my theory is that it's because there is nothing incentivizing forward pressure which leads to people disengaging and backing up a lot in standup situations and hence no situations for setups. in wrestling you get points for pushouts and that should be the case in jiujitsu as well"}
+{"text":"It's only 2 points so its a lot of time and energy for a low score And there's no penalty for just skipping it, so everyone just skips"}
+{"text":"does this apply to mostly ibjjf nogi rules or is adcc the same? based on surface experience people seem to wrestle more in adcc"}
+{"text":"-1 if you pull in ADCC, also nogi grapplers aren't as much of pussies as gi so they're willing to actually compete and not try to game the rules to a win, also ibjjf penalizes the person who got pushed out of bounds defending takedowns and not the one who pushes them put Where ADCC doesn't have any restrictions on boundaries so in ibjjf its a detrement to stay on your feet too long"}
+{"text":"I liked the one in the first episode where it was an actually choreographed sequence showing his stupid shit \"works\" within his weird little bubble, but in the later episodes it doesn't really work. The other alternative is they should've made it so each segment just has a random Master Ken version of the challenge interspersed instead of all piled at the end. Going through each baby segment Gets to Master Ken He's accosted for his baby \"I don't even know this kid, you can have him.\" Throws the baby at the mugger then kicks him in the dick anyway because \"I've had enough babies with enough women to know no good man actually WANTS to have a baby\""}
+{"text":"I see that Shane had to drop out due to an injury, and his score of 16 was finalized. At the rate Gabriel Varga is going, it's likely that Shane won't end up in last place even if he misses the next 4 challenges. Also the judges are super biased; Natan does not deserve the highest score after failing the first couple of challenges. They just wanted him up there because he's one of the most popular dudes in the competition."}
+{"text":"I have to say, nightclub episode was the worst one yet by FAR, completely supid and contrived. And yet it was the one they were hyping up all season so far. I sincerely hope that that was nowhere near the best we got."}
+{"text":"it was the one they were hyping up all season so far. It had potential, but the scenario where the wife sprints away from the contestants to get drugged while everyone in the club bodyblocks the contestant was ridiculous. Also, despite failing the first two challenges, Natan was given the highest score, which was really biased by the judges; he definitely did not perform better than Adrian or Seth."}
+{"text":"let me guess... you \"need\" more?"}
+{"text":"what a waste of a thread"}
+{"text":"9 out of 10 \"skateboarders\" can't even do this one simple trick"}
+{"text":"Kozak to Ura \"Ura is the goat\" in Polish"}
+{"text":"kekked at how very out of breath Kaio was at the Ozeki promotion thing."}
+{"text":"How tf does he have a concave face bros Im dyin here"}
+{"text":"have you seen Tochitaikai?"}
+{"text":"!! UMAI!! t. Sloppa"}
+{"text":"Lewis makes 2.3 rotors that are like $30. I've been meaning to try them"}
+{"text":"Are SRAM brakes being shit a meme or actually shit brakes?"}
+{"text":"basically anything pre-mineral oil SRAM is fucking dogshit. I still don't like the progressive (high \"modulation\") feel of regular mavens but maven base with a linear lever are my favorite brakes currently. Even the DB8s which you can get for like $50 are quite good, easily better than codes"}
+{"text":"fuck you fox"}
+{"text":"its supposed to be loose but i think the o ring is swollen on top of that. in other news, syringe bleeding your damper with a 10 yuro brake bleed kit from aliexpress work a treat"}
+{"text":"segway manuale general / mountain unicycle general mtug where am i putting my stund pegs underneath the axis of my wheel to get maximum speed and grinds"}
+{"text":"bumping this page 1 thread"}
+{"text":"clutch on brake or clutch on accelerator boys and girls i got a guy developing a clutch for the bars on my segway manual so.i can do barspin"}
+{"text":"so whats everybodies preferred wheel size + handlebars raiser? do i go with 16s or 24s hkw am i going to drop my pegs below the axis of my wheel? with a hammer?"}
+{"text":"why is everyone at the park skating such tiny decks (under 8)? are they trying to make me feel like a fat fuck? 8.5 is standard, right?"}
+{"text":"Yea its standard they are just newfags..."}
+{"text":"Flip tricks"}
+{"text":"The fuck is the point of iaido? Why bother learning how to draw a sword if you're not gonna stab someone or at least cut shit?"}
+{"text":"Wtf what is the point in quick draw, my gun is always drawn when I walk in the streets The non analogy answer is it's a situation where techniques can be trained So why not"}
+{"text":"how are you gonna stab someone if you dont draw the sword smart guy"}
+{"text":"He doesn't stab and cut people with his sword in his spare time What a square and a massive fag."}
+{"text":"Do a kickflip!"}
+{"text":"A dickflip? Fine. *unzips dick*"}
+{"text":"*does a pop shove-it*"}
+{"text":"you mean pants right?"}
+{"text":"That's a heelflip! Poseur!!!! SKKKRRRRRRTTT rip anon's genes"}
+{"text":"What's that?"}
+{"text":"I'm think I'm turning Japanese edition Old thread"}
+{"text":"I suspect he's the meth shoe poster"}
+{"text":"Straye makes good shoes"}
+{"text":"buy DC thinking they're still skate brand majority owned by blackrock eh I tried"}
+{"text":"There's nothing left, dude. What are you going to buy, Last Resorts? Have fun paying dunk prices for Kohl's quality."}
+{"text":"It's up"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that are only two people in human history who can consistently beat Phil \"CM Punk\" Brooks in a fist fight and that he is the real Welterweight champion"}
+{"text":"He got paid a shit ton and did something he wanted. He fought in a cage in front of millions of viewers What have you done?"}
+{"text":"not humiliated myself in front of millions of people in a sport i started too late"}
+{"text":"Only pussified men care about how others perceive them. He did what he wanted and that's more than you can say for yourself wagie."}
+{"text":"you are a not-fighting bitch. your opinion is worthless and trash."}
+{"text":"he did what he got paid millions for* fixed that for you if you dont care how others perceive you youre more likely to be a slovenly retard, which you are, so that works keep simping for an old pro wrestler who failed at MMA Brock Lesnar is an example of how to actually do MMA after being a pro wrestler."}
+{"text":"It's just people fighting on concrete. Go to any shithole with clubs or bars and you'll see the same every Saturday night. It's a tale as old as time What's beautiful is most of them have a gentleman's agreement even with no rules allowed only a few eye poke or gouge bite etc.. even these hooligans have respect for their enemy"}
+{"text":"Thats a man anon."}
+{"text":"Death Sentence talks and acts like he's middling somewhere between high and low functioning, they really shouldn't be letting him fight when he can't retain anything from being coached by a professional"}
+{"text":"That charlatan only fights other charlatans. They won't let him fight anyone with real training."}
+{"text":"HE PACKIN"}
+{"text":"I was recently diagnosed with a scaphoid nonunion and need to have surgery soon to fix it. It’s going to put me in a cast and out of commission for several months. I’m currently weighing the options of doing the surgery now and ruin my upcoming vacation and part of my summer, or later and ruin my whole summer. Either way, I won’t be doing much for a very long time. How do you stay sane while you’re healing from injuries?"}
+{"text":"Did you stay sane, Anon, or did you lose it?"}
+{"text":"Feet are here for a reason, get yourself a second keyboard for them"}
+{"text":"How do you stay sane while you’re healing from injuries? After you have been injured enough times you know the routine. See pic - guess what I had to get? Surgery was fine, but during the recovery I had something called vasovagal or some shit like that and my heart rate dropped, dropped some more, then I flat lined for 30 seconds and saw the light. Dr. says 6mos before I go back to motocross riding. You either live life and enjoy the aches and pains later, or do nothing and waste your life."}
+{"text":"You just need to do what you can. when I broke my collarbone I just did body weight squats and toe raises and used hand grippers in both hands for blood flow and did some very light lifting with the other arm. I could have probably used a treadmill but did a stationary bike instead to minimize movement. I didn’t get surgery for my collarbone and I have problems with it but a year and a half later it’s stronger than it was before I broke it so it’s manageable. when I fet my collarbone healed enough to lift I started with a. One pound water bottle and very slow reps, and just slowly went from there"}
+{"text":"O'Hare had some good roles on L&O It gets a bit jarring on rewatches when he's constantly showing up as different characters though"}
+{"text":"Is anybody here into breaking or other similar dance styles? What's your training routine like?"}
+{"text":"I'm not christian i pray to myself :3c"}
+{"text":"I've never thought about it so clearly, it sounds a bit defeatist but i guess in my situation and for you you'd be right. Strange that you havent found any dancebuddy yet because in my 3 years of posery i've had like 2 who i still keep in touch with, one i met at dancing classes and the other on a famous dancing spot, maybe you should check those out your city?"}
+{"text":"Nah, it's not strange at all. First of all most of the \"dance classes\" I could find here are aimed at literal children and teenagers. And even if they weren't, I just consider this whole dance class thing very faggy and fake. I have a very specific and autistic vision of what dancing should be (at least for breaking in particular). It's the type of shit you should be training in some garage alone or with some sort of makeshift crew (while occasionally yelling at eachother), up until like 2am and then maybe cracking a few beers open. Should feel a bit grimy and rough around the edges, a bit sporadic. That's what makes the whole process feel authentic and unfiltered. Paying some guy to \"teach\" me dance moves through his carefully curated lessons over the course of a few weeks, surrounded by other clumsy chumps feels so sanitized and corporatized. There's no charm to it. As for \"dance spots\", there are none. Not in my city at least. I live in the balkans, there just isn't a culture for this sort of thing here. I'm pretty much an outlier in terms of my obsession with this dancing shit. I'm sure there are at least a few others ( in this country) who have a passion for this sort of thing, but they most likely keep it to themselves, just like i'm doing lol. So there's not chance of intersecting whatsoever. Again, not exactly bothered by this fact, since i'm not actively seeking out people in the first place. But hypothetically, it would be an interesting experience to practice with someone like that."}
+{"text":"Anyone else watching this?"}
+{"text":"huh idk about this event but the one redbull event that really made me wish i could dance well was the redbull dance your style, especially that one stance compilations. so much entertainment and vibes"}
+{"text":"Is the suplex the ultimate move? It seems like nothing can match its fight-ending superiority."}
+{"text":"Freestyle/folkstyle kind of suplex? Very unpleasant, and potentially fight ending but not necessarily Actually Tombstoning a guy? Hard to pull off, but if you do, yeah, he's not getting up"}
+{"text":"Sure seems to be"}
+{"text":"What's your excuse for not skating?"}
+{"text":"WEAR GEAR HELMET AND PADS no"}
+{"text":"Make skateboarding cozy but get real fucking good To where you can go to a competition real nervous but ignore the hype and perform better than anyone else because you practiced extensively If someone bombed a hill in San Francisco and you want to do that, wear gear and PRACTICE SITUATIONS WHERE YOUD GET SPEED WOBBLES OBSESSIVELY Evel Kinneval could have gotten a lot further if he were good at math So apply math and physics to your obsession You can only break and twist your limbs so often before you have to decide to either quit take a break or better yet WEAR GEAR AND STUDY LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT The hippie dippie retards with no gear are bound to either become paralyzed or addicted to crack"}
+{"text":"You must have really good health insurance or dont practice that often to decrease your risk Let Andy Macdonald be, he's got a lot more testosterone than you"}
+{"text":"You must have really good health insurance nope or dont practice that often I skate every day Let Andy Macdonald be You must be ancient"}
+{"text":"I broke my back."}
+{"text":"Could I use this for muay thai?"}
+{"text":"i don't know"}
+{"text":"I can't tell you"}
+{"text":"can you repeat the question?"}
+{"text":"YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW Most places will ask u to use 16 oz gloves for sparring. Everlasts are fine but Windy, Fairtex, Twins, Yokkao, and if ur sugar daddy is paying for gloves, Winning gloves are all better choices. The first 4 I listed are easily found in new/used condition on fbook marketplace or by your friendly semi-retired neighborhood coach at ur local crunch gym who still has a wholesaler acct."}
+{"text":"and you're not so big"}
+{"text":"Retard."}
+{"text":"some form of striking is ACK"}
+{"text":"Faggot. Yes, and look how unprepared he was. One shot and he went straight down."}
+{"text":"does anyone have a clip of takayasu making a mush of dan's face from september?"}
+{"text":"Can't believe Mita is kill"}
+{"text":"Daily reminder that there is nobody in human history who can consistently beat Tom Aspinall in a fist fight and that he is the real heavyweight champion"}
+{"text":"funny enough, Oleksander Usyk is now the lineal UFC heavyweight champ, since Fury (barely) beat Ngannou then Usyk beat Fury twice. so i guess Usyk's gotta go to the UFC once he's done boxing"}
+{"text":"*pokes his eyes*"}
+{"text":"This aged well"}
+{"text":"Well, considering he's blind now i think most people could beat him."}
+{"text":"Aye aye"}
+{"text":"What’s up /xs/bros. I’m Mortis, the new /xs/ divegrass manager. Our extreme virtual divegrass team will be competing in the upcoming 4cc Autumn Babby Cup. Use this thread to comment your suggestions for players, aesthetics, tactics, any thoughts on the overall team, or be the first /xs/ anon to call the new manager a fag. Our board is home to a wide variety of extreme sports, so I would love to see a little more representation of sports that haven’t gotten a chance to shine. I’m also looking into getting our team our very first stadium, something that can hopefully be finalized in the future. This will be my first cup as manager so please support our team this next cup. Let’s show all the other boards that it’s not about the size of our board that matters, it’s about how long it takes to learn a new skate trick without giving up, how many times we get thrown on the mat by our opponent and we still get up, how we go for that steep hill on our bike without bailing. Whatever extreme sport you practice, it’s about the extreme passion you have. And remember, you don’t have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker."}
+{"text":"Well now were dead on match two. How about next time you don't fucking throw a match to /y/ by trying to match their retardation. Also change Tony Hawks model from that stupid fucking static PS1 model. Grab one from the newest games, those would fit so much better since he wasn't having those existential moments in the 90's."}
+{"text":"Well we lost 5-2 today. Sorry for another loss /xs/bros. This was my 2nd match managing but I'm quickly learning how to get better. On Sunday we play /vr/. It might be our last game of this cup but we're gonna give it our all to at least get this win. Cope and seethe anti fun nigger, but I will steal your idea on a new model for Tony,"}
+{"text":"Of all my years watching fake divegrass matches, I've never witnessed such retarded livemanaging at play. I hope you keep managing for the foreseeable future, but Hakuho has to go, dude isn't even the JSA janny anymore, he's less relevant to /sumo/ right now than moriururara"}
+{"text":"Keep it up and next time it will be better."}
+{"text":"So we lost today's game 0-4. That's the final game of this cup for us. I'm not here to make excuses. I apologize for the performance we had this cup. I promise there will be huge changes coming when the Spring cup comes around. Changes such as roster changes, tactical changes, a new stadium that I will do my best to get, etc. Thank you to everyone that supported this team during this cup. We will be back, Earth Rockers never die. This will be the first change. The only reason he played in this cup is because this was my first cup managing and I wanted to see if he still had it, but no, this nigga is GONE. Thanks buddy"}
+{"text":"\"SKREEEEEEEEEE~!!!!\""}
+{"text":"fake"}
+{"text":"nta but I can confirm this to be the case as well just the act of independently importing airsoft stuff here is bonkers crazy restrictive in terms of permits and bureaucracy bullshit luckily I know a guy that knows a guy who can do it fairly easily so for me the tariffs ain't as bad as actual retailers (which are extremely few and far between to begin with) t. latin american"}
+{"text":"just buy a real gun at this point kek if our airsoft laws are so strict, you think gun laws would be more lenient somehow? Aussie gun laws look generous in comparison to ours. go shoot it out in the desert Ironically airguns are somehow more popular and people go to the desert and do that, and that's a gay compromise between firearms and airsoft imo, but I digress."}
+{"text":"DMR shooting safely 0.06J below the field limit with like a below 1% deviation in muzzle velocity the only thing that puzzles my autism is that it's usually like 100.2m/s 100.5m/s 100.8m/s but then 1 funky 99.6m/s or something such in there every now and then. makes me wonder if that's natural \"imperfect air seal\" randomness, or if there's a timing issue or something, or if that's just a natural part of AEGs and chronos etc that can't be mitigated. i think i see it with all my guns to an extent"}
+{"text":"i dont even like the DMR playstyle, nor am i especially good at it. i just like making the numbers look good. when im actually playing to win i sprint at the enemy with a (basically) stock smg or assault rifle"}
+{"text":"Reminder that protein powders are full of lead"}
+{"text":"Yeah you keep saying that over and over every time you see that bout and its just not an interesting thing to say so you can stop already"}
+{"text":"I will never not be amused by Kisenosato's top rikishi matching his yusho count before even making Ozeki."}
+{"text":"New thread"}
+{"text":"I didn't notice it until he said it. Cry more."}
+{"text":"Film a clip - post a clip edition Old thread"}
+{"text":"it's a \"sport\" for burnouts and degenerates and other social rejects who couldn't get into the 'cool jock' friend group. That's why we got into it"}
+{"text":"sybau"}
+{"text":"Skateboarding is only cool if you think you're not cool for doing it"}
+{"text":"NEW THREAD"}
+{"text":"WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY MAKE 7.5 DECKS ANYMORE"}
+{"text":"don’t know but I skate a 7.8"}
+{"text":"are you a literal child? just get an 8."}
+{"text":"You mean like a freestyle deck?"}
+{"text":"So you don’t know?"}
+{"text":"that's fucking tiny just like your penis"}
+{"text":"Thoughts? tl;dr The last one was great, looking forward to the next one."}
+{"text":"God damn flograppling took the streams down. Anybody know where I can watch them? I was almost done on the first day"}
+{"text":"That'll be $150+ tax You're not missing anything, day 2 started strong but turned into a stall fest by the end again And there may have been some rigging that took place We need to see the contracts"}
+{"text":"wtf already?"}
+{"text":"Unfortunately. Well it was free like Craig promised, too bad I wasn't able to watch 14 hours of video in two days..."}
+{"text":"2025 already forgotten"}
+{"text":"While following video guides and doing bag work and drills? There is no boxing gym or any martial art gym near me."}
+{"text":"Nah, you will definitely develop bad habits that will be hard to get rid of later."}
+{"text":"There is a youtube channel called expert boxing. You can learn the techniques but not fighting."}
+{"text":"If you're not a broke loser, you can at the very least find someone who can give you lessons here and there at home, and record those sessions, and do that shit religiously. Or find people to spar/train w locally."}
+{"text":"You can get fit and learn the basics, but you need sparring an actual human bean to actually understand what you are doing, and learn defense."}
+{"text":"Hell, OP even if you're are a broke loser, borderline homeless you probably can find someone to train you. In many countries there are state facilities for it."}
+{"text":"what's your favorite /xs/ anime"}
+{"text":"Holyland"}
+{"text":"Ashita no Joe Hajime no Ippo And manga all rounder meguro"}
+{"text":"Started training my hands referencing Wolff's law, currently using a single piece of cardboard covering cinder blocks. Averaging about 200 strikes (chain, straight, body punches) a day. I also use a grip resistance palm clench about the same amount of reps. Any other ideas how to strengthen the knuckles and joints? Curious about adding more calcium rich foods into my diet as well."}
+{"text":"try press-ups where you point the fingers towards each other in the middle, and flip the hands over between each rep. palms on the floor, middle finger tips not too far apart, lower your chest to your hands, then press up and use the momentum to lift your hands off the floor. flip the hands over so you land on the backs of your hands instead, and repeat, alternating. makes your wrists sturdy. i'm not that gym-strong but my gym bro friends mire this cause they can't do it. they also mire being able to pull up on a doorframe. they can do way more pullups than i can on a bar, but can't do one when they need to grip with just the fingertips. try that too."}
+{"text":"What is the best martial art if you are normal sized (5'11/6 foot) but physically weak (110 pounds)? Those are my stats. Eskrima sounds nice but you can't carry sticks or knives around with you like an fighting game character."}
+{"text":"Anything point based like Taekwondo, or technical grappling like Judo and BJJ"}
+{"text":"Krav Maga"}
+{"text":"t. 110 5’7 manlet If you’re 110 at 6 feet, you are extremely underweight and undermuscular for your size. Both of these put you at serious injury risk, I wouldn’t do a combat sport till you get that handled and get to a normal BMI. Even as a shortie who doesn’t need much more massI found bjj and wrestling extremely hard on my shoulder and knee joints, and a major cause of this was fat and muscle are the padding protecting both once someone with wrestler forehead wants to give either a 180 degree rotation. You can ignore this advice, but if you do, go buy your leg sleeves now, because you’re gonna be wearing them for a half year within 3 months."}
+{"text":"Wrestling"}
+{"text":"If you're thinking of carry weapons and you obly weigh 110lbs dont be suprised when my 5'7 186lbs ass puts you in hospital and get charged with causing GBH... maybe actually eat sime fucking food and justclearn to fight if you want to fight. I cant understand people like you and i thi k you'd have a vetter prospective after 16 years of kickboxing gyms and 6 of BJJ.. you're going to pull a stick out on the wrong person one day and thats worse than just shoving them because they're going to think you're trying to kill someone so they're going to over react and go overboard on your ass and you're going to be holding the shitty end of that stick my boy.."}
+{"text":"friendly reminder that pic related broke the record"}
+{"text":"Rest in power Felix"}
+{"text":"Should have worn a parachute. be famous for jumping really far, further than ever before and using a parachute die using one of the lowest altitude methods of flight by not being able to use a parachute This is like... yeah I can run a mile in a minute, but you have to count really slow like this 1.............2.............3........... Can only survive a fall with 30 minutes of warning or some shit lol"}
+{"text":"Sigh,,,"}
+{"text":"Things DID get really crazy! Crazy painful. That's what you get for being named after a failed painter."}
+{"text":"Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey?"}
+{"text":"he's a retarded spaniard"}
+{"text":"I used to do that when I was little, we swang from Eucaliptus trees hair-like branches down a steep rope. Shit was crazy, but they'd probably snap if you weigh more than 40kgs. We also used to climb a very tall tree (four story building in height) which was a pine tree I guess but not one of those straight-withouth-branches inb4 eurofag"}
+{"text":"Are there any forests on this earth where a human can climb and swing from trees like a monkey? Your mom's bush."}
+{"text":"I would use branches"}
+{"text":"It's not about the forest, it's about the human anatomy."}
+{"text":"I've Been Playing For 25 Years But I Stopped Enjoying It 15 Years Ago Edition. Old thread: We're coming back any day now, boys."}
+{"text":"does anyone have a line on 90s paintball anodizing jobs? they were 90s wacky and wild and i want to get my AR to look like a custom job from 97."}
+{"text":"stock class and pump on the airball field is infinitely more fun than using semi and electros. i put on pump airball days with 8-14 guys showing up typically. we do saturdays since sundays is more popular with the speedball guys. im always able to convince the 3-4 dudes with electros who DO show up to give pump a try. they always love it, and everyone appreciates the faster paced, short games. with pumps, you are able to pull off way crazier moves and no one is staying put and hiding behind bps. even when the pace and action are ramped up, you will NeVER catch a pump guy cheating/wiping."}
+{"text":"PK selective did those. And they do/did AR parts too. ARC annodizing is one of their old guys iirc."}
+{"text":"thats my shit right there."}
+{"text":"yea that era of paintball was the peak. mags and cockers, actual athleticism and big paint. i had a shit ton of folks outraged when i suggested a \"Classic Mech League\" with no space mechs allowed. -revvys only -single trigger -mags and cockers only -no r/t, no hair trigger, limit lbs/trigger pull the emek and mech trigger kit electro guys were very butthurt that i would come up with a mech game they weren't allowed to hide behind bps with. \"you should allow emeks at least\" \"these rules make no sense, theres no difference between modern mechs and the older stuff\" \"no one will show up to a game like that, its unsponsorable\" definitely gave me more incentive to try and actually put something together."}
+{"text":"The deadly strike against the carotid."}
+{"text":"If you get a black belt does that make you the Kung Fuhrer"}
+{"text":"It will drop you if you have never had it happen before. It's not somewhere you expect to get hit. It would be like if somebody hooks your armpit. You are not tensed there ready to receive a blow."}
+{"text":"The idea back then i think, at least on the allied side. Was to teach some basic and easy to learn strikes that would quickly disable your opponent. William E. Fairbairn developed his own fighting style called \"Defendu\" or \"gutter fighting\" based of his experience in Shanghai. He taught this to OSS operatives."}
+{"text":"most of this was theoretical. u can take a much harder object and do permanent damage but a edge of hand strike to the nose will never be fatal unless you shoot them in the head afterwards."}
+{"text":"i've been doing boxing for some years but recently got a shoulder injury that will take many months to recover. Unfortunately i cannot do sparring and other heavy training and can only do light exercises and practice combinations that are not too taxing on the shoulders. What types of training can i do to keep up in the meantime so i do not lose progress or at least have something where i can improve?. I was thinking on focusing on footwork, coordination drills and light shadowboxing for technique but i can't seem to incorporate them well enough."}
+{"text":"What do you mean that you can't incorporate them well enough? I'll probably get hate for this but Tai Chi might be a really good option. It's basically footwork, coordination, and shadowboxing but the whole point is to develop relaxed strength; coordination is a huge part of that. As long as you find a good teacher who isn't super woo woo I think it will be really good. But that also depends on the nature of your injury..."}
+{"text":"Basically i dislocated my shoulder many years ago during weight training. After that it was extremely sensible to overhand movement(sports like swimming, volleyball, etc are a no go) and would dislocate stremely easily. Iwas told just recently that it should not be strained since it could do long term damageto the shoulder. What i do in the meantime are foodwork drills, coordination and light technique with partners, but i can feel my stamina and strenght slowly declining over time."}
+{"text":"He squatted on BWC"}
+{"text":"Fag"}
+{"text":"take advice from ur PT on what ROM shit u can do as u recover. beyond that, image training, footwork, cardio, build the fuck out of your free arm's arsenal."}
+{"text":"I used to do boxing in high school (3 years). I'm now 36. Thinking of starting karate. Which type is good? Should I do shotakon karate? Or I have an ashihabara karate school right next to my house, it seems the best for me. (I already did TKD (Taekwondo not Total Kike Death) and Muay Thai and I didn't like it much but ashihabara karate seems cool and more useful from videos) Before I start, I wanted to get a bit more /fit/, so I lost a lot of weight, got down to 77 kg from 88, I'm 187 cm. Still no visible abs but I think I should be good to go"}
+{"text":"honestly at this age look into muay thai, bjj, or MMA the target demographic is more skewed towards adults and you get into the action faster"}
+{"text":"couldn't that fetish OF harlot at least get an ACTUAL gi and not a bath towel?"}
+{"text":"shotacon Fucking little boys don't make you strong. Joke aside do kyokyushin or something that looks like kyokyushin."}
+{"text":"shotakon karate where is the lolikon judo school?"}
+{"text":"the focus on forms n weird shit for belt rank progression will be not too different from the tkd bs u had to do. not sure why u want to do that if u already box and theoretically understand how to train to fight and be fit. go find a kickboxing/muay thay school that has a big emphasis on competition."}
+{"text":"climbs K2 and Everest without oxygen skis down Find a more /xs/ guy"}
+{"text":"sometimes i tell my wife to shut the fuck up because she yaps non stop"}
+{"text":"that's why the milkman's fuckin her"}
+{"text":"marc andre whatever his surname was, the crazy canadian alpinist"}
+{"text":"Damn Chris needs to lay down the crack pipe"}
+{"text":"takayasu saved again"}
+{"text":"He thinks we're actually staying here, lol."}
+{"text":"I don't know anything about sumo, but was it necessary to have 4 of these threads?"}
+{"text":"Not at all. Closer to 10 threads is more necessary."}
+{"text":"What's the lowest bar to entry combat sport I can hop in and spar as a complete beginner? I want to have a taste for it without having to go through months of work."}
+{"text":"Lmao. These guys are actually trained and will btfo most people who \"train\""}
+{"text":"Unironically sumo."}
+{"text":"A competent coach would probably strongly discourage that There isnt a competent coach that doesnt encourage hands on experience. As long as youre being safe every martial art should allow sparring on the first lesson."}
+{"text":"BJJ let's you spar on day 1."}
+{"text":"If you don't seem to squirrely, most places will let you or encourage you to spar and roll asap, as long as u are wearing whatever gear they require (groin cup, mouthguard, shin guards, wraps, 16 oz gloves, etc)"}
+{"text":"What would be the escape if is already locked in?"}
+{"text":"If they haven't managed to take out all the slack, you can twist to the side and roll out of it (ideally, grab their left ankle with your left hand and pull till you \"spin\" enough to take the pressure off.) You're still going to land in a trash position, but it's at least an attempt at survival."}
+{"text":"i was thinking exactly of a gogoplata, pretty hard to pull off considering the punches youre exposed to"}
+{"text":"Fastest tap in the west."}
+{"text":"I have shekels to burn and have no other hobby tell me why I shouldn't do paramotoring"}
+{"text":"iv done both, got into paragliding to get good skills for paramotoring, with paramotoring i got annoyed with the amount messing you have with gear, your engine needs servicing all the time, i bought my one new and the throttle stuck on one of my take offs about 4 weeks in, so killed the engine landed and from that day it just seemed endless money pit with seals goin, bolts coming loose... this was new after all a touch of lock tight costs nothing. As for the paragliding thats epic, when you catch your first thermal you will be hooked, flying with birds never gets old and the view with out the ridiculous noise is always sweet"}
+{"text":"In the video he was flying at full speed trim out, altitude is your friend when flying, if something goes wrong low you won't have time for any input apart from shitting yourself., so looks like his right side had a small tuck, but at full bar the wing wouldn't recover, you can get some really good en-a wings and low en-b wings (they will recover themselves if you just go hands up and power off) but this guy was fill throttle."}
+{"text":"Yeah playing with your phone that low is just stupid, IF he had his hands on the controls he MAY have saved it."}
+{"text":"get an eskate"}
+{"text":"A pylon of what?"}
+{"text":"European riders are arguably the more skilled of the two No. Your defending champion Jorge Prado came to the US and is getting 5-8. European pros themselves still watch AMA more growing up Because euroop is culturally irrelevant. We do nothing to make it more presentable I agree most MXGP tracks are ugly and forgettable. Why are we like this? Genetics."}
+{"text":"the more skilled of the two That's why when they race in the US they always loose."}
+{"text":"I'm a lightweight, (1.78m, 60kg), i've been going to judo for some months now, I'm liking it a lot, but, is it comparable/better to wrestling? Especially for a guy my size, I always thought wrestling would be useless as from what I know, it uses a lot of raw strength, while judo (though it still uses strength) is better suited for taking down heavier/stronger people. Is this right? Should I try doing some wrestling? I find judo very good but also sometimes limited by the sport"}
+{"text":"This is more of a demonstration of skill than pure strength. The base throw works by pulling your opponent a big off balance, tripping them over your hips, and guiding them to the ground with your arms: It's been over a decade since I've done any judo, but I feel like you could resist this by wrapping yourself around your opponent surely? Or would that be against the rules?"}
+{"text":"There are counters to every throw. The trick is to use them in a context where they're not going to be countered I don't mean in the sense of a judo counter, because I understand that in sports judo the scoring system is somewhat artificial in the way it scores knockdowns, I mean that even if you end up at the bottom of a pin the choke is backwards for applying pressure to the neck and you're in a position to apply a reverse choke right? I'm sure getting slammed into concrete rather than a mat would hurt more (and if you didn't know any break falls then you're probably going to get badly injured) but I feel like even if the throw is successful it's not decisive"}
+{"text":"Fair enough, I'll defer to your experience then"}
+{"text":"Imagine being so hated they design infrastructure against you"}
+{"text":"if you wanna skate that badly people will do this unironically i remember when the city closed down the local skatepark, never stated a reason why. Some pulled up with his truck snd ripped off the fence snd got arrested"}
+{"text":"I enjoy that it does both."}
+{"text":"fall and get injured sue city"}
+{"text":"Skaters unironically destroyed the social concept of \"older automatically the boss of younger\" way more than rock n roll fags. with a skateboard I can talk shit to whoever I want there's probably people I can talk shit to around here I was just a poser that skated for travel, but we would skate for hours and be all tired and see some guy guy walking or something and just yell \"hey fuck you!\" and people would typically get mad and maybe chase and that would give us the energy we needed to continue. Your friends don't want to leave somewhere? Throw a bottle or some shit at a moving truck driving by and force everybody to run. It was all stupid as fuck and made nobody better, but it kept us out of real trouble for the most part. It's the retards that fell on property like this skating and sued that messed it up for everybody btw."}
+{"text":"No, it was retarded faggots like you who ruined it for everyone who just wanted to skate."}
+{"text":"Does bjj teach you anything useful?"}
+{"text":"bj is extremely useful the extra j is completely redundant"}
+{"text":"Bro, be smaller than people and decent grapple, you can beat the biggest guys around cause they all wanna shoot on the little guy and man handle him. 9/10 when I wrestle somebody bigger they end up shooting right into my arm, i lock them up and torque back after wrapping my legs and they can't lift anymore. Guillotine within 15 seconds no problem. Rear naked, kimora, or armbar typically hits after a miss with guillotine cause they have to drop into full guard. This is just backyard shit with the bros that train though. We didn't typically want to hurt each other. People never want to fight me, and I don't like to fight so it works out. I'm sure knowing that I can hit him or choke him to sleep gives my attitude something that others can identify. I can tell when somebody else isn't fucking around too. It helps with your reaction to the confrontation of violence which helps with the outcome majorly. If somebody starts choking a normie they are going to die lol. If somebody starts choking a bjj decently trained dude he's going to remain calm like another day on the mat and likely manuever out. It's just about being equipped to deal with the situation. A guy my size threatens me? It's very unintimidating because I know I can outskill somebody with 40+ pounds on me, 60 once. So this guy is going to get broken apart if he is completely untrained. It would be horrific. I would probably just gain control and try to talk him out of it. That's what it teaches you."}
+{"text":"Royce Gracie retired 15-2-3. He is inarguably the best grappler that ever existed in the UFC. If he was around now with the array of training that exists he would easily be 20-0. I fucking hate Royce Gracie with a passion because he said he tries to hurt his opponents badly, but you can't talk shit about his skill level you stupid fuck."}
+{"text":"He is inarguably the best grappler that ever existed in the UFC you can't talk shit about his skill level you stupid fuck. I did call him one of the best in my comments. Are you just illiterate? Were you unable to comprehend... \"Gracie, arguably one of the world's best BJJ practitioners with an 82% win rate at one point,\" If he was around now with the array of training that exists he would easily be 20-0 I respectfully disagree; he was a BJJ purist,st and the MMA people of today who incorporate Judo, Wrestling, and BJJ would beat that purist's ass."}
+{"text":"Karate master kung fu tier fantasy"}
+{"text":"Can /xs/ double dutch?"}
+{"text":"How the hell is this thread still alive?"}
+{"text":"be op pic be black mods won't touch you Bit racis innit?"}
+{"text":"granny jumpin not double ditchin like ya shoulda been"}
+{"text":"All \"martial artists\" are pathetic, weak-minded people; they have to wear rainbow ribbons to motivate themselves in cosplay. A true martial artist primarily cultivates and masters his mind, and in his martial life, he will only wear a rope around his waist and eventually a black belt after long years of mental, physical, and martial training."}
+{"text":"No it don't Mother fucker more than half of the throws in judo use the gi as a grip If you think a wrist throw is as easy as a gi throw you're completely deluded"}
+{"text":"Kek. This guy's right, op."}
+{"text":"Why are you responding earnestly to this shitposter? Just go with the flow and shitpost back."}
+{"text":"baited"}
+{"text":"Bait baited"}
+{"text":"ufc 320 thread. patchy mix sucks edition"}
+{"text":"holy shit this board is dead fuck casauls"}
+{"text":"Jiri is an insane maniac. If you watch MMA and you dont like Jiri, the fuck is wrong with you? Absolute war between him and Khalil, cheers to both men Big Ank got steamrolled by Alex. Ank did very well the first fight and Poatan took that personally. An incredible performance from him. I think Poatan should fight Ulberg next. I feel for Sandhagen, he is a great fighter but not elite. Gave Merab a tough contest but ultimately Merab is in his prime and undeniable. Rest of the card was OK. Pyfer had a nice come from behind submission"}
+{"text":"I know the japanese tourism and animation industry have a lot to thank toriyama for, but something underrated is how much the martial arts industry has to thank him for fact is it wouldn't be nearly as popular of a hobby as it is if this show never existed since it's the thing that inspired so many kids to get involved so ITT we will discuss all things related to our training and self improvement and helping each other exercises, training routines, diets, motivation, etc. work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty"}
+{"text":"Nah its over for me. I'm a 34 year old virgin with no friends. I've never been in a date. I work minimum wage. I will never remotely be happy or have the life I want."}
+{"text":"You've got potentially another ~70 years of life and you're still younger than some Olympians."}
+{"text":"I did so good on my diet today but when I went out I had a lot of chips, disappointed in myself but it's ok I'll write my daily failures down each time until I have nothing left to write"}
+{"text":"when I went out I had a lot of chips Calculate how many calories that was and compensate for it the next day(s)."}
+{"text":"Its more important then a helmet i swear. When will skateboarders all wear gloves. Does big globo skate hate gloves. Do I have to explain y u should wear and use gloves"}
+{"text":"Sick skateboarding bro"}
+{"text":"longboarders wear slide gloves"}
+{"text":"minimum gear is hemlet and gloves for any sport where speed kills"}
+{"text":"Looks gay"}
+{"text":"longboarding gloves exist anon"}
+{"text":"Do you regret not learning when you were still young"}
+{"text":"Was at a park with a bunch of kids taking lessons and adult skaters who could barely ride. We all had fun. Just have fun bros"}
+{"text":"is it too late to start at damn near 25? i think it would be cool, not even looking to do tricks or anything, i just want to get really damn proficient/fast at pushing and steering. i think it would be cool to roll instead of walk sometimes. i am just on the old side for this, and tall/heavy which is a really shit combo for balance. could i improve this? yes. it's just a question of whether or not doing so on a moving object is a good idea"}
+{"text":"My friend started about 30 or so with the same goal, he did surf tho. He got a mini cruiser and a couple years later can now pump around transition better than me."}
+{"text":"Depends if you have the time and energy. Where are you going with it. Do you really love it In all honesty if you're tall and heavy and don't know how to fall you're begging to fuck yourself up, twist ankle, break wrist etc. maybe even break both wrists lmfao"}
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+{"text":"PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING /y/ is for sharing 2D male homosexual NSFW content (sex full nudity etc) This is an image board so post fullsized images. When making a new thread check the catalog  to make sure a thread for that series/content doesn't already exist If you do make a thread post 5-6 images to get the thread going. Gay content that doesn't belong here Real life gay SFW gay Strange gay (cuntboys, dickgirls etc) Shota (prepubescent males) Furries"}
+{"text":"In addition please refrain from making content-less bump posts. Such posts will be warned or even banned."}
+{"text":"requesting an irritated Itachi walking into a hotel room to find Kisame getting assfucked by Jiraiya"}
+{"text":"absolute king! i've tried a few images with your metadata and i loveeee it!"}
+{"text":"Itachi flipping them off while disgusted Based uchigga."}
+{"text":"Togainu no Chi (vn) is sorta like that."}
+{"text":"466 days old jesus christ was it always this slow"}
+{"text":"Femboyfags are getting greedy again 3081297 3081589 3031150 3083002 3048771 3060798"}
+{"text":"Today I learned /y/ like /cm/ is full of men and 'women' that are actually men, and that everyone likes fujoshi as much as they like traps (they don't)."}
+{"text":"i like traps"}
+{"text":"Post some delicious muscled up big dominant tops making love to their deliciously thicc or curvy femboys with big tits, ass, hips, and pretty feminine face. Make it romantic where the top is making love to his thicc bottom and the bottom is being womanly and receiving the pleasures of her man"}
+{"text":"I’m actually curvy I was thinking I was fat and no top will like me but do top like curvy boys like wm"}
+{"text":"Really? You got discord or kik because I'm very curious to see. I'm a top myself and I get very turned on whenever bottoms have curvy womanly body. It gets me going and further wanna womanize them. Disc: emperorasmodeus Kik:"}
+{"text":"Here's my kik: HeavensBeFree"}
+{"text":"I'm very surprised you hated anon but as a top whenever I see a chubby feminine boy I go crazy and immediately wanna impregnate that body. Yiu resemble a woman and us man loves women especially chubby and feminine."}
+{"text":"Disingenuous trapfag... these \"bottoms\" are practically women in all but their genitals"}
+{"text":"[I don't know if they're a male, female, or something in between but they have a dick and that's all I need to know.] Vids and GIFs are fine and some AI (Some AI not a lot) Also keep it vanilla no gross, feet, torture, or some freaky shit."}
+{"text":"Perhaps  can answer that for you"}
+{"text":"We need more of his old design. Holy shit strive was a mistake."}
+{"text":"Last thread maxed out: Starting a new one! Small tops, rarepairs, all permissible fetishes welcome!"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen one lately, and the Chilchuck one died."}
+{"text":"Kabru getting cucked by monsters is my favorite"}
+{"text":"Post boys getting their minds toyed with."}
+{"text":"Chris, Leon, Carlos, Wesker... Whoever you like"}
+{"text":"post League boys. no AI art, and no scat, watersports or other extreme fetishes please. r63 female champions are fine as long as it's still /y/ material."}
+{"text":"Sorry I was testing the captcha"}
+{"text":"Requesting my monster guy getting his bara tiddies milked."}
+{"text":"Do you not have one OC that isn't god awful looking?"}
+{"text":"Your taste in OCs suck."}
+{"text":"Requesting a femboy orc dark lord, give him a sick helmet with spikes, a eldritch staff, and revealing \"armor\"."}
+{"text":"It's the era of AI feet, it's glorious. It's better than 80% of what some people put out there. Feel free to post whatever though, obviously. [Old thread finally died, so I can restart this one with a decent opening image]."}
+{"text":"happy gooning"}
+{"text":"AI is shit, work hard for actual rewarding results. This site was built on real art cogsucker"}
+{"text":"Thanks for the free bump <3"}
+{"text":"Surely I can’t be the only one that wants to fuck the TV"}
+{"text":"fine"}
+{"text":"hot"}
+{"text":"I'm an nsfw artist, and I'd love for you to post some helpful tutorials!"}
+{"text":"Great stuff! Anyone have more?"}
+{"text":"Any cum tutorial would also be helpful."}
+{"text":"Do you have any tutorials on rendering muscle guy and poses? I encountered a problem on making my character with aesthetically pleasing muscle that are often beautifully executed by furry bara artist. I'm not a fan of furry tho, so that's why I learned on how to draw the human part of them myself. I know my problem is when trying to imagine the muscle to look good and stylized instead of looking like it was referenced from Instagram and X himbos. Not sure if it might help, my target or at least what I'm trying to achieve are from the older Dizdoodz illustration before he likes to exaggerated the feminine manboobs, Takezamurai, Terujirou, Mentaiko, Moritake, Gai Mizuki, Neyukidou, Sorairo Panda, syunta, Ocha Ocha Honpo (Yeah I'm well aware that they got some human flaws that often exaggerated beyond the strictly anatomically correct renders of the real life muscles even when redlined with 3D models but that's what I loved about their muscled men illustration UwU) 50% inspired: DrawTwo, Gengoroh, Maru Tendon, TakeMatsu. (Just personal preference really)"}
+{"text":"Since it don't exist irl, my ideal \"muscle guy\" characters looks like he's a mix of 10% ripped and 25% fluff men UwU."}
+{"text":"From caught in the act to wardrobe malfunctions."}
+{"text":"Dash is fun to bully."}
+{"text":"Presentation should go wrong more often."}
+{"text":"Haven't checked this site in years, and I come back and my art is the thumbnail of the ENM thread. Very flattering. Thanks to whomever thought of me!"}
+{"text":"So like this? Had to draw my otp getting caught after the act."}
+{"text":"Bonus doodle that I never got around to finishing"}
+{"text":"Something that bothers me alot in incest content or even common porn, is that predatory feeling that most older men pictured have in them. Forced domination, rape, manipulation, taking advantage of younger individuals... So this thread is a combination for posting Small Dom Big sub & incest content (between fully mature adults). Big, manly, caring, fathers bottoming to their sons... big butt grandpas and their big dick grandsons... big supportive brothers and their younger brothers... etc... * Rules: ! No predatory content of shota, adolescents or minors. This thread is about consenting adults past or equal to 21 years old of age and beyond, not below. All of the character have to physically look like adults, no tricks behind it, per example: A vampire character who looks like a kid but is actually 1000 years old. Don't post that! ! No AI stuff ! Try to keep it vanilla, no mega exaggerations like forced tongue kisses (incest is already a delicate topic. Don't make it weirder), impregnation, hypergrowth, scat/watersports, cliché predatory texts, disrespectful tops, humiliation, and others actions that don't feel nice to look at and make you feel dirty. ! This is mainly suposed to be a Barazoku-related thread, try to no flood it with twinks, feminine stuff and unrelated content (twink/feminine tops do exist, but remember they have to be mature adults, past 21yo). ! Credit your art in any way you can and if you can't, make it clear that you don't know the original artist. Some artists prefer to remain anonymous too, keep that in mind! ! Be responsible, remember that just because it is a fetish/fictional content, doesn't mean it is \"normal\". Fetishes/Kinks should be a little complement to your sexuality, not something to normalize. With that said, share, create, communicate and have fun in this Barazoku-baked thread! :P"}
+{"text":"Not sure if Humanoid/Anthro content is allowed in /Y, but i don't mind them in here. As long as the characters are adults, intelligent (in terms of human sapience) and follow the thread rules: Barazoku-related content of big bottoms"}
+{"text":"Whoever made this shit is one crappy artist. Or was it made by soulless A.I.?"}
+{"text":"I hate the anti-Ai texture it looks so ugly. Does it have to be so apparent?"}
+{"text":"Hi. The link seems to have been deleted."}
+{"text":"Access denied"}
+{"text":"prev filled up"}
+{"text":"Chainsaw Man if it was based. I don't understand why there's really not a lot of good art of the hybrids. You'd think there'd be more given how it's often it's just replacing the head. It shouldn't be this hard to find normal solo art of the chainsaw hybrid!"}
+{"text":"All bodytypes and art styles are welcome No arguing. Report and ignore derailing. Previous:"}
+{"text":"It's all part of the training. Even large members with eventually relent if the wearer gradually works on his endurance and pain tolerance. If you haven't yet, purchase a nub or the next size up device, and then work your way down, eventually maybe even going to an inverted one. You will know when you finally find the cage that you cannot imagine not having on all the time, and at night, you'll even forget you're even wearing it."}
+{"text":"Oh all looks great"}
+{"text":"anybody wants to help me upload chastity cages to danbooru? it's very easy create danbooru account (no e-mail required) copy URL from twitter/pixiv paste in upload tag the post repeat until all chastity cages have been posted what you can't post ai slop, go to rule34 for that badly drawn porn, go to rule34 for that paywalled content from fanbox/patreon, go to rule34 for that basically if it's on pixiv or the artist's official twitter account then you can post it i also asked on /d/ but nobody posted anything"}
+{"text":"Lets get some good Big Blue Sexy Cat Dudes"}
+{"text":"shame how he got a fortnite skin and so little was done with it"}
+{"text":"a Jayvik AU but hope it counts"}
+{"text":"more short haired Na'vi nude pinup please"}
+{"text":"bump"}
+{"text":"this one I like"}
+{"text":"Male nudity in official non-hentai anime/manga/comics/video games thread. No fan art/edit."}
+{"text":"This guy is fucking beautiful. I love the manga version. I even tho it's constantly mostly gored nude women, he's so fucking hot and handsome"}
+{"text":"Kind of surprised the Lizard Misty scene hasn't been posted yet."}
+{"text":"There's a (to my knowledge, official) figure even."}
+{"text":"Previous thread Rivals saved the Marvel porn art community from oblivion edition"}
+{"text":"deadpool will never be hot"}
+{"text":"There's more porn of him than whatever character you think as your favourite."}
+{"text":"Just as the title suggests, a femboy thread! Does still have to be yaoi though, considering the board :3"}
+{"text":"Just looked this up. Already made me cum."}
+{"text":"seriously it's ruining everything these days. i love having it flood boards like this that used to be all drawings instead of computer generated slop"}
+{"text":"I love him omg"}
+{"text":"Previous thread"}
+{"text":"Vavra approved"}
+{"text":"Breeding season is next month, so can we please get some bunny / rabbit boys please. Can be actual bunny boys, boys in bunny suits, vieras, etc."}
+{"text":"What arouses y'all about bunny boys"}
+{"text":"*AI SLOP ALERT* For me, bunny boys are like a special kind of twink. Masculine but with overt feminine tones. Able to be dominated and enjoy it."}
+{"text":"gotta love the watermark for AI slop from this loser with 'art' in their username. yeah, threw a few params into a generator, pure artistry. it's been downhill ever since this shitty tech was introduced to normies that eat it up. i want to go back to pre-2020, it's never been more over."}
+{"text":"prev thread no longer bumping i love it when they grind their gears"}
+{"text":"My little experiment, because there really is nothing of him anywhere as far as I know."}
+{"text":"Source?"}
+{"text":"ShuroDragon on Twitter"}
+{"text":"Milo being a whore edition"}
+{"text":"I would bully him until he cried, teasing and edging him until he finally breaks down. Then I’d fuck his tight ass good and deep, making sure he feels every inch of the cock filling him up. Finally, he’d shoot his load to the feeling of me cumming inside him like the slut he is. After I’ve cleaned him up, we’d snuggle on his expensive silk bedding."}
+{"text":"I’d also love to spank him, either whilst fingering or fucking him. He’d be so bratty, just begging to be punished."}
+{"text":"Does anyone have any Urbain? I didn’t care about him before I started playing but now I want to see him gangbanged by mob characters, molested by mobs who he lost battles to, prostituting himself out and doing all he can for money and the promotion of the hotel. This is the best non-AI pic I could find of him"}
+{"text":"Here"}
+{"text":"that was a cute comic. wish Guzma had a panel, he was on the Matchr grid"}
+{"text":"what are fetishes that you like that you only like in illustrations? for me it’s chastity also, discuss fetishes"}
+{"text":"Thank you for your efforts. I appreciate you."}
+{"text":"Prev"}
+{"text":"varka hhhnnnghhghhghhhhh scruffy muscular middle aged man with fat tits god i’m gonna lose it"}
+{"text":"Any character in realistic way"}
+{"text":"I wish people would post images to the image board instead of bitching..."}
+{"text":"Would suck"}
+{"text":"Goblins, Orcs and other green-skinned monster guys! All shapes, all sizes. No AI Slop."}
+{"text":"Femboy on femboy on femboy on... Bonus points for 69ing"}
+{"text":"I have been there in my 20s Geographically speaking, somewhere in California, lots of peoples there, lots of minds But physically speaking, at an intimate level, i was \"there\", sliding into another twink's back, while another guy was sliding, as well, into me You get to do the fucking and the getting fucked dynamics, all at once, but there is quite more to it Above all else, you are the all-fucking fucktoy, the absolute peak of sex-related biological hardware, you become the \"thing\" Get between one guy and his lover, connect them, how do you feel ? How did i feel ? I had the best possible purpose My dick became the top's dick My butt became the bottom's butt I, metaphysically, transformed into these guys, i was both of them, at the same time I couldn't dive into their minds though, their respective fields of knowledge of the world remaining, after all, theirs But why would you care ? At this very moment, only the fucking was real So i WAS both of them Their minds were felt by me, and they were, so to say, at maximum accuracy Comment too long. Click here to view the full text."}
+{"text":"Honestly, sounds like fun"}
+{"text":"God I need this"}
+{"text":"holy schizofag sounds hot tho"}
+{"text":"Agreed"}
+{"text":"Defeated hero thread"}
+{"text":"HOT Venom rape is the best"}
+{"text":"I am a fierce believer of dominant bottoms being god's gift to earth, i just wish more people saw the truth in my statement."}
+{"text":"What are you drawing? Show your art, your sketches, discuss your or other anons progress, or anything /y/ drawing related. (The thread probably won't be alive for long but I'm giving it a shot)"}
+{"text":"straight You'll have to explain that. I really like the lighting-shadow."}
+{"text":"he's really uncomfortable to be around due to his mental illness(es?), and heavily muscled so people tend to treat him wearily, but one person doesn't - the top. Bottom very short and has a small pp as well, so he's got *very* low self-esteem. top is attracted to cannonball physic and the micropeen, and gives him positive attention in way he's never gotten before. one thing leads to another bing bang boom. after that he avoids the top as best he can but they live in a very small, isolated town"}
+{"text":"Sounds like he needs meds and therapy. I pray that he gets it."}
+{"text":"Cute"}
+{"text":"What it says on the title."}
+{"text":"Fuuck My dream is to ride a smaller top, im hard as diamonds"}
+{"text":"Been working on this for 2 weeks, how'd i do?"}
+{"text":"No hyper/macro. Eastern art styles highly preferred but not required. All bodytypes and male characters from the Persona series are welcome. Report any off-topic/spam/derailing and keep discussions civil."}
+{"text":"makoto boy sex"}
+{"text":"gos I wish boys like makoto were real"}
+{"text":"Thank u all for not letting this thread die. I'm still holding out for that tiny chance that someone finally posts human Morgana spreading hole, and that I can finally stop repeatedly killing myself and accruing bad karma. Happy new year"}
+{"text":"holy fuck this thread is from 2023 nice boybooty buffet"}
+{"text":"Let's go, some good Overwatch porn is in order"}
+{"text":"Anyone have art with foreskin depicted? (No AI please.)"}
+{"text":"This guy is so unbelievably gorgeous fucking hell"}
+{"text":"bumping so amerifats can be reminded about their chopped ZOG'd small cocks <3"}
+{"text":"I'm surprised a Gundam thread hasn't been made here with the new show airing"}
+{"text":"What's the sauce on this? Couldn't get anything with Google is sauce nao. I know one guy is Chalia Bull, but who is the other guy m"}
+{"text":"Sauce is @Qb1Kn who is the other guy Someone who worked for Kycilia. He doesn't have an actual name"}
+{"text":"Fuck my attraction to side characters. That's probably all I'm gonna get for that guy, huh. Thanks for the sauce though."}
+{"text":"thread for posting and discussing whatever you want"}
+{"text":"Need help figuring out the name of a comic I read a while ago A white haired daddy-type giant guy (like a really big dude) gets sent to earth from a medieval era world and falls in love with a guy from earth. He has a giant cock, but they are able to have sex (later it's revealed that the giant's dead parents protect him and heal his boyfriend from any damage during sex). Eventually they both go back to the other world to try to save it from some guy who's trying to destroy it. In the end, they are blessed by a divinity for saving the world and the twink gets pregnant. This is a really big comic, like 50+ chapters I think"}
+{"text":"Umauthorized reproduction prohibited Too bad qt"}
+{"text":"What short, dark story would you give to this image of Kurapika?"}
+{"text":"hhhh. i love this one so much. oh man.. you’re wonderful anon. i have no idea how you find these. my favorite guy + such amazing art that i haven’t seen before. thanks so much!"}
+{"text":"He deserved"}
+{"text":"Do you have any suggestions on where to start or have a good beginner's tutorial?"}
+{"text":"Big strong men feet"}
+{"text":"A Qrow's feet is good luck."}
+{"text":"Previous thread - This thread is for editing still frames from official 2D sources. Let’s all be polite and stop saying some show is ruining the thread, or focusing hate in requesters, it just clutters the thread. If you think that someone is being a troll, just ignore and post edits/anything interesting to be edited. Some quality guidelines for better results: - The higher the resolution, the better result. Big screenshots make the editor’s life easy on matching the dick with the screenshot. - Try to get screenshots with fewer clothes or visible body contour. A good amount of crotch view is also recommendable. - Put the desired details for the edit on the request (like pubes, soft or hard, veiny, cut or uncut). Asking for remakes after an editor delivers is rude and unpleasant. - When you post a screenshot for editing all you can wait for is a penis. All other than this WILL BE UP FOR THE EDITOR. So, if you are polite enough, maybe you will get your average sized or floppy dick, try not to be too demanding. - It’s ok if the resolution is not that great, mainly because some shows are hard to find in decent resolution. AI upscalers can help. - Respect the general rule boards, avoid minors and furries."}
+{"text":"Please, editors, please come back. and WILL NOT DISAPPEAR"}
+{"text":"Requesting this guy nude with some nipples and a fully erect penis."}
+{"text":"Requesting these guys with very long dicks with skin colored glans"}
+{"text":"Please unzip him. and pulled out Zoro's big, soft dick."}
+{"text":"gifs and arts"}
+{"text":"Furries are willing to pay absurd amounts of money for it. Normal old gay guys not so much."}
+{"text":"Suck it up and enjoy dark side of discovery and repzzmonster and the like because if furrys don’t post for it those artists might have to find real jobs"}
+{"text":"Does anyone know of a pic that was drawn this year possibly by an artist like icebanon or uhaiowl or similar artist? Description: man in car putting on condom or has condom on… I can’t seem to find it anymore but forget who the artist is Thank you!"}
+{"text":"Let them suffer..."}
+{"text":"Previous Honkai Star Rail Thread:"}
+{"text":"Post diaper boys No scat, shota, or furries Sister /d/egen threads Farting Petrification Smegma Muscle Growth"}
+{"text":"get some rare ejaculatory astolfo"}
+{"text":"I would love to take his shot"}
+{"text":"Disney fumbled hard with Kenai and his brothers . I geniunely believe the biggest reason brother Bear flopped is because they made Kenai spend 80 % of the film in his bear form . Tf you will never have 3 hot Neolitic meso american Inuit bf"}
+{"text":"Arcsys properties."}
+{"text":"Would post some Susanoo but I still can't tell if he's /y/ or /trash/, so I'll just post some Azraels instead"}
+{"text":"Cloud is so unbelievably hot in AC"}
+{"text":"rape for ants and imaginative types 2/2"}
+{"text":"these are my favorite ones of yours so far, I love the pure slav cruelty. It's so fucking kino"}
+{"text":"happy new year, drew some more dogs fucking thanks bro!"}
+{"text":"2/2 did you know chechens and russians get seperate unit assignments for manditory military service since the early 00's because they wont stop raping eachother"}
+{"text":"yess i love these 2 sm"}
+{"text":"It's so hot"}
+{"text":"COME ON MAGGOTS, POST HOT MERC SMUT"}
+{"text":"there is SO much tf2 cuntboy art. if you're seeking it out check out ifyunoyuno on twitter. also a decent amount of pretty high quality guro"}
+{"text":"Please"}
+{"text":"So hot!"}
+{"text":"sex with wylder!!!"}
+{"text":"Post and complain about things that turn you off I never got the obsession barafags have for men covering their faces with masks or helmets. It's kind of annoying."}
+{"text":"Male pregnancy is kinda hot tho (not when it comes from cuntboys ofc). But imagine a world where anal pregnancy is a thing and there's no need for women, makes me hard just thinking about it."}
+{"text":"I don't like when they draw pectorals like boobs and treat them as much. If I wanted tits I'd look at a woman."}
+{"text":"Now that is not having taste. Mpreg is hot as fuck. Just imagine a world where women do not exist and it's just men reproducing with other men."}
+{"text":"I think that's simply something you like or not. To me, it's hot. Is it objectifying men?? Maybe. But maybe the appeal falls in the idea that the person can be anything or anyone. You detach the individual from its sex appeal, so only the sex appeal remains. I think it's the same idea with soldiers, or people who cover their face with a cap on cruising spots. Their face doesn't matter, and sometimes it's better not to know whats under it."}
+{"text":"TRVKE"}
+{"text":"i don't think I draw as well as I'd like to i'd like to hear some criticism on how to draw correctly"}
+{"text":"good job anon, i like it"}
+{"text":"You did pretty good anon, not my exact tastes because I prefer my femboys chubby (because I am a chubby femmy bottom) but you have talent just keep practicing and you can probably even make a bit of money from your work. Also moar?"}
+{"text":"lineart could be cleaner (a lot of the lines are “chicken scratch” when it should be one big line, and the lines on the hair/fur are very inconsistent), the hair/fur kinda goes every which way with zero logic (look up real hair/fur and you’ll see that even the most messy hair/fur doesn’t poke out quite like that), and you’re using both painterly shading and cross hatching for shading/coloring, pick one or the other, not both, this isn’t a eccentric experimental art piece That being said, this is still a pretty decent piece, I’m personally a fan of his expression"}
+{"text":"boy sex"}
+{"text":"Can try the drawfag thread"}
+{"text":"post guys with long hair shoulder length or more- any bodytypes and art styles"}
+{"text":"Omg Albion :0"}
+{"text":"giyuu from demon slayer you can do direct saucenao image search through the arrow"}
+{"text":"Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"Any fans of the turbulent wind?"}
+{"text":"MORE VEGA HELL YEAH"}
+{"text":"90% of SF yaoi is just Jamie and Luke"}
+{"text":"shark boys, octopus men, and other undersea creatures/monsters. Post whatever style of males as long as they fit the theme. If the usual retarded cunt comes in and derails over le 'hentai' 'ugly baras' 'femboys' or whatever else, ignore and report her dumb shitposting ass."}
+{"text":"from 3003, oldest merboy pic I've got"}
+{"text":"ronin warriors in medieval times"}
+{"text":"Do One Piece characters count?"}
+{"text":"Not surprised this thread is dead with all the AI merguys available now"}
+{"text":"Femboy Link"}
+{"text":"Last new one that I know of."}
+{"text":"Happy almost 2yr! :3c"}
+{"text":"sause?"}
+{"text":"I FUCKING LOVE SNAKE'S HUGE THICC ASS, I WANT PICS WHERE HE GET ABSOLUTELY RAILED"}
+{"text":"Would Big Boss/Snake technically be incest or selfcest?"}
+{"text":"he's not a clone like a sci-fi movie, he's just BB's son."}
+{"text":"So is /y/ more for fags or is it for fujo women? That's one of the things that always confused me desu Also, I thought yaoi was cute boys kissing like tweak and craig ±^±"}
+{"text":"Preferably megaman"}
+{"text":"That's right. He captioned the post as \"Osugaki Festival,\" but compared to the original festival, the characters look significantly younger. In the animations he started adding muscles to the shota characters to make them look older. Idk what the reason is for this"}
+{"text":"Wtf, just saw a new work of his on MRM and it’s all shit play. Like fucking stop bro, it’s foul."}
+{"text":"This is his old work and it has \"scat\" in the #. Thankfully his 3 upcoming works will be without it."}
+{"text":"I wish he would just go back to doing his original shota and less hairy scat stuff."}
+{"text":"Hey, has anyone managed to find a CG of this Shiba's character from Crave Saga yet? They seem to be updating them on hitomi, but not all of them, and there are no Shiba characters"}
+{"text":"Anyone to draw fanart of Tzekel-Kan with Cortes from the Road of El Dorado ? Everyone is focused on Chel but I always thought he was hot , especially the scene where Cortés looks at his eating with his gun"}
+{"text":"Not yaoi related, but despite the fact Miguel and Tulio were stowaways, why didn't Cortes just conscript them and force them to work rather than just flog them and keep them in the brig doing nothing for however long it'd take to reach Cuba? They're healthy men in their prime."}
+{"text":"I think he wanted to sell them as slaves in Cuba, either that or he did actually pressgang them but their habits landed them in the brig"}
+{"text":"Does anyone have pictures like this? Cuntboys are okay too"}
+{"text":"just learned that cuntboys aren't allowed, my apologies"}
+{"text":"Sadly, fireden is dead (for now, hopefully), so no link!"}
+{"text":"Roadhog..."}
+{"text":"Some screenshots from the VN \"Super!'"}
+{"text":"Hot men from Ryu Ga Gotoku"}
+{"text":"I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. Bonus points for Germany as a top"}
+{"text":"Kill all fujos and ftms May the heavens protect fudans"}
+{"text":"Sexy dark skinned men"}
+{"text":"at least they know those fortnite boys can be hot af. Just wish someone would make better animations of them"}
+{"text":"If anyone has the link or the pics for Altrinku's new Naruto set that would be appreciated. Only have the teaser on his twitter at the moment."}
+{"text":"i like his old style as well, its more masculine whereas now the men have exaggerated fem features eg big pecs, big ass, tiny waist. however i do enjoy both, love a slutty muscle bottom"}
+{"text":"Ayo, seeing in the link there aren't any updates since July to the newest in November, any chance you could get the ones that are missing? Btw, thank you for the compilation of the sets, you're the GOAT"}
+{"text":"Hey! I sent an email but not sure if you got it. Just wondering if you have any more googledrives/collections of other artists work? I saw you had one of hotchas work as well, so I just wondered if you had more. Thanks in advance!"}
+{"text":"Berserk with emphasis on Griff being a slut for cum."}
+{"text":"damnnn who's the artist"}
+{"text":"So beautiful"}
+{"text":"@terribleaunt"}
+{"text":"Give more of Hunkules"}
+{"text":"Extra points for feet related stuff"}
+{"text":"Post more stuff like this. Also drop the sauce if you have it."}
+{"text":"funny cat"}
+{"text":"what about the demon being a bottom?"}
+{"text":"anyone know the artist?"}
+{"text":"It's from a comic Baron's Black Book by Sukebeast/Fightbeast. It's pretty old I don't think the artist even posts nsfw anymore."}
+{"text":"Vids, GIFs,and animation included! AI is fine just not too much of it. (None of that weird shit either like diaper, scat, farts, or of him being hurt. No shota art either, he's a twink not kid coded)"}
+{"text":"Cum milking, extraction, etc not really sure what to call this kink but basically just men getting used for their cum. Surprisingly hard to find good content, its mostly furry stuff"}
+{"text":"Haven't seen a thread for Mega Man before so I thought I'd make one. Any art style, any guys from the games. Love me some androids. People still know what Mega Man is right?"}
+{"text":"Well well well…look who just became slightly more relevant"}
+{"text":"There's a great femboy link thread still active here This is for anything other than femboy. Link is many things to many people, lets see some twink link, twunk, hunk, whatever you please."}
+{"text":"In r34, you can add \"-ai_generated\" and \"-ai_assisted\" (without quotes) in your search to filter out slop"}
+{"text":"Also isn't it already a setting? Like look under the search bar and it has this big switch called"}
+{"text":"AI Slop"}
+{"text":"My dick fucking HUNGERS for more smut of Fish Eye from Sailor Moon, no longer can I stand such horrifically low numbers."}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"pretty good barabait character they waste him by making him an irrelevant, lame joke that gets dethroned by a little spoiled cunt with anger issues"}
+{"text":"Imai Cosmo has the best ass in Kengan Ashura. He has almost no doujinshi, hardly any images, not even AI images. I've known the character for almost 10 years and nothing. It's a shame. They could make good material of him of all kinds: rape, drugs, gyaku, ryona, snuff, mind break. All of this fits him because he's a cocky character."}
+{"text":"uooooooooh boys boys boys (not in a gay way)"}
+{"text":"Thread of big, dick-starved muscle bottoms, preferably if it's Zoro"}
+{"text":"There's never enough Zoro"}
+{"text":"I've always been fascinated by the fact that One Piece is full of sexy and delicious older men. I mean, Zoro is very hot and masculine; I've masturbated to him many times. But I like characters like Oden, Roger, Rayleigh, and Garp more. I love that Oda makes his characters look their best when they're in their 40s and 50s."}
+{"text":"Any male Fate/Grand Order character (incl. f-2-m rule 63 guys) is welcome. Baras welcome, femboys welcome, bishonen welcome, all pairings and sizes welcome. The only rule is no western art or hyper, keep that shit on /aco/ and /d/. Obviously no shota/furry or anything else that breaks board rules. Don't reply to trolls/drama/whatever just report them and hide the posts."}
+{"text":"Yan qing is the best bitch male in the fate series"}
+{"text":"I love Kotomine Shirou, he is underrated, his dark skin is beautiful, I fucked him so hard in my dreams, it's a shame he doesn't have many yaoi arts and doujins."}
+{"text":"Longhaired boys are so goddamn cute, fuck"}
+{"text":"Indra x Arjuna"}
+{"text":"Seriously no Invincible thread?"}
+{"text":"nice thread"}
+{"text":"who's the artist behind the Thragg art?"}
+{"text":"imo it's cringe as fuck and I am fucking tired of gay insecure men drawing woman only to have them blush over seeing gay sex and be like \"girls are into it\". It comes off as insecure and projecting as hell. It's pathetic and I wished they brought the death penalty back for gay men like that. They should die or rope themselves for all I care and it would be far more beneficial for everyone that we won't breathe the same air as them. Dicksuckers."}
+{"text":"Calm the fuck down. It's a parody of a panel in the comic where Eve misinterprets a conversation about Mark taking Will to fly with him as them engaging in gay sex."}
+{"text":"holy shit lol"}
+{"text":"Anyone got this Sett piece from Rapbitan? Been looking for it for ages yet can't find it. If you have it please post it here! Also, looking for other artists that have done Sett pieces, if you got any feel free to post it!"}
+{"text":"what are you working on? tell us about that yaoi story you're writing, show off your OC artwork, or discuss ideas for that yaoi VN you know you'll never make"}
+{"text":"these are kind of insane lol"}
+{"text":"making a vn based. we need more of these"}
+{"text":"Currently working on a BL/Yaoi Webcomic, it’s still early in and I’m posting more on /ic/ but here is some arts that I made"}
+{"text":"(2/3)"}
+{"text":"(3/3)"}
+{"text":"don’t care if they’re having sex, just show me the PITS femboys/traps and bara/fat both encouraged!!! no derailing or arguing or you will die irl! you will explode!!"}
+{"text":"I wrote this awhile ago I looked at the article 300 gigabytes of memory free on it don't you mean storage, not memory? If you can edit the article I think you should correct that line. If you actually mean memory thats asking for a lot; Most end users don't even have 1/4 that. The 24 gig vram 3090 would be plenty beefy enough to do it though I built this PC 6 months ago, since i hadnt gotten a new computer in ~8 years. The intention was making it an AI workhorse (hence why i went with a 3090) but desu, i've just been too busy to bother. I have tried stable-diffusion-webui though. I kinda like that face Misaka is making in that image you generated, could you try getting the same image but without the black demon licking him lol"}
+{"text":"don't you mean storage, not memory? If you can edit the article I think you should correct that line. If you actually mean memory thats asking for a lot; Most end users don't even have 1/4 that. Not to be completely pedantic, but I am specifically referring to Solid State Drives. SSDs use Flash Memory for \"storage\". When the word storage is used, I personally think of old style hard disk drives (although I appreciate the term storage covers a lot of ground). HDD is not recommended because of how many gigabytes of information is required to be moved between Vram/Ram/SSD on a regular basis. It will slow you down like crazy if an HDD in involved. But anyway, I meant you will need hundreds of gigs of storage space, not Ram/VRam. For future reference, this is the prompt I used: Positive: very awa, masterpiece, best quality, absurdres, newest, perfect quality, detailed background, intricate details, nsfw, male focus, official art, 1boy, solo, misaki yata with orange hair and hazel eyes wearing beanie with headphones, topless, against wall, armpit hair, nipples, looking at viewer, seductive, fear, disgust, heavy breathing, fog, light, dark, floating particles, <lora:NOOB_EPSv1_1_detailer_by_vlnvk_v1_0:1> <lora:Misaki_Yata_-_K_Project_r1:1> Negative: facial hair, child, lowres, worst quality, bad quality, bad anatomy, signature, username, logo, watermark, artist name, old, bad hands"}
+{"text":"This one might be a little better. Took out the \"heavy breathing\" and \"Seductive\" prompts. Leaving just the fear to show in his eyes"}
+{"text":"i like both i have enough SSD space, I have a 4TB m2 just for storing models and AI related stuff"}
+{"text":"Good, it sounds like you are all set up to start whenever you want. Now all you need is time and patients. Don't be afraid to reach out and ask questions. Not just to me or anything, but there are a lot of people playing with it on reddit and civitai/huggingface. Also, using copilot or other assorted chat ai can help understanding specific settings or terms, even addon usage sometimes. Last post, decided to copy original picture I don't like how the covered nipples came out, and the original seems to have a bit more muscle to him. It is hard for the matrix to do in-between \"bara\" and \"slim\""}
+{"text":"Hot guy from the new Grand Theft Auto trailer."}
+{"text":"ITT we post pictures of faggots who have gotten themselves into a tight situation. No bara please."}
+{"text":"has anyone redrawn this to remove the cop?"}
+{"text":"its clay and danielle from moral orel btw , i love them dearly"}
+{"text":"Bruce & Clark."}
+{"text":"Azuma Kaya's Toudaimori to Kamome no Ko/ Lighthouse Keeper and Seagull hasn't been translated to English yet which is really surprising to me because all their other work is absolutely gorgeous"}
+{"text":"like look at this style why aren't any groups translating every page by them?? Dx"}
+{"text":"It actually does look nice. Any updates?"}
+{"text":"Use this thread as your opportunity to post and/or promote your own bara art. I'll start, obviously"}
+{"text":"I hate it when anyone turns Zoro a bottom, obviously that's not canon, despicable cunt! He's a top!"}
+{"text":"You're saying he's canonically a top then? Lol?"}
+{"text":"Yes. He ain't no pillow biting princess."}
+{"text":"my god, are you the \"no small top\" anon? cuz you sound as autistic as them."}
+{"text":"gays are autistic, so am I. I'm very particular on this detail. small top blasphemy"}
+{"text":"TGCF, MDZS, SVSSS, 2HA, and all other ancient Chinese BL wuxia gays. Previous thread:"}
+{"text":"boop"}
+{"text":"hngh..."}
+{"text":"Mmmm... HOT!!!"}
+{"text":"Wuxia longhaired boys are the cutest."}
+{"text":"Thread for all pic related to sports [basket ball, soccer, etc] yaoi and wrestling yaoi. Report off topic and derail, don't reply to."}
+{"text":"testing on pes16"}
+{"text":"MOTY"}
+{"text":"Only old men/Oyaji"}
+{"text":"that artstyle looks familiar..."}
+{"text":"Does anyone else prefer thinner, more fragile older men to 'daddy' types? Washizu from Akagi makes my dick hard. The original manga style certainly isn't 'sexy' but fanartist interpretations...bratty, fuckable grandpa"}
+{"text":"Does anyone else here like Flame King? I think he could've received more art if he wasn't a retarded lameo like a good portion of the males in this series (I know that he's kind of an ugly bastard, but that has never stopped monster fuckers)."}
+{"text":"penises are great"}
+{"text":"svtfoe has better monster men desu even if there aren't as many as adventure time's aside from new death, mr. cupcake, mannish man, donny, king vamp, why-wolf and ice king, there's not a lot of pickings"}
+{"text":"How do we feel about them? I love Griffith"}
+{"text":"no bitching about pairings or character no art that looks western cartoon style bara and feminine are OK"}
+{"text":"Stop being a negative nacy"}
+{"text":"not enough mello"}
+{"text":"the things I'd do to get this doujinshi.."}
+{"text":"this game changed the trajectory of my life forever when i stumbled on it as a jit"}
+{"text":"Where are all of the yaoi hentai eroge? There’s basically nothing ever released that isn’t a visual novel- especially when you consider how many straight porn games come out every day. Imagine a David Cage game, but it’s a choose your own homoerotic gangbang. Why is this such an untapped market? Do other gay guys not like jacking it to interactive porn?"}
+{"text":"Would you want the sex itself to be interactive? Like a QTE or a turn based anon thrusted sharply! Goon A took 12 damage! or would a finisher after more normal gameplay be better?"}
+{"text":"Abaddon: Princess of the Decay is interesting to say the least. Might be challenging to get to the NSFW content, but it was a fun journey for me!"}
+{"text":"Bought it ages ago. Played it and the DLC's. It's good IF you like this style of \"Dating Sim\". No video in the game tho all images etc. And no real interaction in the scenes. But good \"story\" and options are varied. Similar to Coming Out on Top."}
+{"text":"i need more of this"}
+{"text":"it looks like we havent had a dmc thread for a while bottom vergil is appreciated"}
+{"text":"Men wearing football uniforms having sex, masturbating, feet, sweaty, etc (anything goes!)"}
+{"text":"Muscular and masculine guys showing their assholes."}
+{"text":"Bringing back an old trend."}
+{"text":"Fred"}
+{"text":"Jim Morales an underrated hot coach."}
+{"text":"Nobody talks about Scott anymore."}
+{"text":"For Native American Heritage Month, post hot Indigenous men"}
+{"text":"I wonder why we don't see more Native American gay porn anymore?"}
+{"text":"Yeah, more cowboys and native Americans, a classic"}
+{"text":"some older homo books that I suggest would be Wingmen by Ensan Case about the love affair of two ww2 pilots, Island People by Coleman Dowell a postmodern novel about being a depressed lonely gay man, and Song of the Loon by Richard Amory about being a gay cowboy in the gay west"}
+{"text":"I read Wingmen, quite cool book."}
+{"text":"going to dump some charts over time"}
+{"text":"Maybe there's some smut in that list. First look is at \"Men with the Pink Triangle\", and the suffering of gays at the hand of Nazi's. While probably an interesting/horrifying read, it's the kind of kick in the stomach that makes me realize that maybe I should stick to father/son pulp fiction."}
+{"text":"catalufo"}
+{"text":"0/10, you've spammed this dogshit image in half the threads on this board"}
+{"text":"4/10 I like the muscles, but the characters are bland."}
+{"text":"0/10"}
+{"text":"6/10 not my type of man and not very lewd either but the art is nice"}
+{"text":"This one is genuinely beautiful artwork, I can see it being displayed in an erotica exhibition"}
+{"text":"Bump"}
+{"text":"For any and all male characters pertaining to the Shin Megami Tensei franchise and its spinoffs. Be advised that Persona content does not belong here."}
+{"text":"Atlus needs to hurry up and rerelease the Digital Devil Saga games."}
+{"text":"everyone knows bino is demifiend's gf"}
+{"text":"Nah Demi wants pixie. Everyone knows that. Vkun was made for Aogami cock. Besides the Nahobino is Aogami's body and it has no asshole, or cock."}
+{"text":"or mutual masturbation"}
+{"text":"Hot"}
+{"text":"Wrench around and wrench it off."}
+{"text":"This is fucking hot, I should draw this."}
+{"text":"Guys sucking themselves off, maybe throw some thinking with portals in since its related"}
+{"text":"When I was younger, yeah."}
+{"text":"Yeah, I can and can almost go all the way to the base. I'm really flexible and have an above average dick, but pretty sure it's the flexibility that helps the most. It's kind of addicting desu, but due to back strain it's better to space out sessions by several days."}
+{"text":"Artist: Aquarina/Lenbarboza"}
+{"text":"Can anyone recommend me a yaoi thats similar to shikonin by repamido. <3"}
+{"text":"Can anyone reccomend me a yaoi thats THE YAOI version of the lady k and sick man (mistakenly posted to a thread)"}
+{"text":"Oh, maximum images is reached."}
+{"text":"Someone will have a new link."}
+{"text":"New link will happen when the thread hits the later pages, no rush"}
+{"text":"So why do I get the error \"Max limit of 300 image replies has been reached\" when I try to post a scene?"}
+{"text":"New (Got hooked on EUV)"}
+{"text":"Sweat, musk, sniffing/licking, light-to-medium raunch. No farts or scat please"}
+{"text":"oh youre right both - gay kino, however"}
+{"text":"what? did he really dead or just getting an actual job in animation and doesn't want to be associated with the porno?"}
+{"text":"Post BL/ML doujin or comic that you really want to read but because they're limited print and never released digitally, they're no longer available to purchase while the used copies are ridiculously pricey.I'll start:"}
+{"text":"AINDB also had other art by Junk Shop, on other topics besides his masked prowresler."}
+{"text":"Back in the day, no one was able to find Junk Shop's manga about this masked prowresler. It would be a miracle most welcome if someone would find it now."}
+{"text":"I like the design. Is there more? Maybe we could ask someone from the other gachi board, but I forgot the name of the Japanese only image board. It started with \"Blue\" or something"}
+{"text":"I've probably got a few stray images, but nothing like full pages."}
+{"text":"post husbandos from games"}
+{"text":"Knife-ear anime yaoi All bodytypes (bear, twink, etc) are welcome so long as they're elves or the focus of the image is on an elf High quality and relevant AI is welcome- high quality western art, too NO heavily-stylized (WoW, pixar, chibis, etc), or comic/cartoony art NO proportionally oversized cocks, keep cages to a minimum, no adult baby or watersports, no smell or filth fetishes, no beastiality or vore All global rules and board rules still apply, however; please don't argue or announce reports. Silently report, hide, and ignore any rulebreaking, trolling, or derailing."}
+{"text":"Dudes being choked, strangled, suffocated, near-drowned. Small tops, bishie, trap, bara all encouraged. Sister Threads Amputee:"}
+{"text":"sure wish there was a tag or fetish for \"jerking off\" deepthroat. basically, grabbing your own, or someone elses neck and \"jerking it off\" to stimulate the penis/dildo inside the throat. theres a tiny bit of \"interal_bulge_handjob\" stuff, but its mostly \"stomach bulges\" being....externally internally stimulated. this artists doujins are pretty dang great. the \"onahole is magically linked to my younger brother\" one is very good. something about the younger brother trying to pass off him almost passing out from getting internally violated as just suffering from heat stroke, cant explain why, but just hits just right. him being terrified and confused and inadvertently collapsing into the arms of his abuser? pretty weird to type that all out. kinda fucked up. still hot tho."}
+{"text":"Post cute guys fucking in military uniforms. Bonus points if it’s superior x subordinate"}
+{"text":"Everyone judge me but I love this uniforms I would wear it for a session of good fucking (but without the flag in arm)"}
+{"text":"needs more russia"}
+{"text":"Very much late but does anybody have the source? Tried reverse image searching but it didnt help, really sorry to bother"}
+{"text":"haha no way i drew them, i only post things here. can you tell me whats the best platform to share violent gay oc in 2025"}
+{"text":"Ah I shouldve figured! Just wanted to say i admire your expression work, the scenarios and dialogue in your artwork is very intriguing to me. Im not very knowledgable on nsfw sites especially if theyre more niche so the only two i know would be twitter which has kinda gone to shit on every front or baraag if you like less restrictions but its hard to find anything that isnt shota/loli which can be pretty off putting"}
+{"text":"I love electro torture. He was the strongest warrior. He defeated all the warriors of his nation. All those who couldn't defeat him, seeing his humiliating state—convulsing, drooling, his balls bouncing, his moans and pissing himself—I like to see cute, stronger boys like him getting tortured like that."}
+{"text":"Post men from the games. NO SMALL TOPS!!"}
+{"text":"HEY NO SMALL TOPS!!!"}
+{"text":"I'll post Cloud topping if I want, die mad."}
+{"text":"Dude I like big tops too but I ain't gonna say people can't post that stuff on general media type threads like its against the rules or something. If you a big tops only thread make a thread for just that and stop acting like everyone should only do what you want lol"}
+{"text":"DID SOMEONE SAY SMALL TOPS??"}
+{"text":"It's spooky month so let's have a good ol' Halloween thread. Post monsters, dudes in costume, or just anything autum related."}
+{"text":"Peak"}
+{"text":"I really want to find all of Mentaiko's art/comics but I'm not even sure where to start looking for it. Any suggestions?"}
+{"text":"you can't tell if the main character is a male or a female though"}
+{"text":"I saw this image in a tiktok video but I can't find the drawing anywhere. It is of Kano from mortal kombat and I believe the artist is HoloEden."}
+{"text":"As I said before... pics of hung steroid-like gay guys having xxx is becoming boring... now it's time for the girly-looking femboys by Shiroo. I mean, just look at how good he makes his femboys."}
+{"text":"They are pretty cute, you're right OP."}
+{"text":"Bara and Traps are allowed Ignore and report the spammer that complains"}
+{"text":"more"}
+{"text":"nothing?"}
+{"text":"Why not?"}
+{"text":"Appreciation for the best possible underwear. Sporty men images preferred, sweaty even better"}
+{"text":"Damn. That's a big guy."}
+{"text":"mirage x crypto or sparrow preferred,y but anything goes"}
+{"text":"Previous:"}
+{"text":"ion know man"}
+{"text":"this is him"}
+{"text":"Elden Ring:"}
+{"text":"Snakeboi"}
+{"text":"How much?"}
+{"text":"I wish there was more Artorias r34..."}
+{"text":"this is perfect"}
+{"text":"Just sharing pics of characters as fairies."}
+{"text":"So hot"}
+{"text":"Official anime not fanart"}
+{"text":"I could probably post nearly the entirety of Demon Slayer's Hashira Training arc and it would still be hella relevant to the thread. Can't stop gushing the entire season good lawd"}
+{"text":"started making stitches"}
+{"text":"adventurer's muscles Dude looks like a concentration camp inmate."}
+{"text":"Guys caught fucking/masturbating No voyeurism where it’s clearly intentionally in public view No women anywhere in the pics No arguing Femboys/traps and bara both welcome Eastern and western art both welcome Discussion of getting caught/catching others and any experiences you may have welcome"}
+{"text":"Can I join you guys?"}
+{"text":"They're just trying to cuddle."}
+{"text":"He's \"Mun\" from deadslot or deadslot4."}
+{"text":"Bump please more"}
+{"text":"Since it's october could we do a slasher villains thread? fat boys will be appreciated"}
+{"text":"Is that Dracthyr from the hit game WoW?"}
+{"text":"¿Qué acabó de ver?"}
+{"text":"NO SMALL TOPS!!!! I MEAN IT!!!"}
+{"text":"small tops are the best though"}
+{"text":"Who cares?"}
+{"text":"Be honest: What would be your reaction?"}
+{"text":"Most of these pictures are ugly."}